jasontheween
⚽ME & RON VS MARLON & LACY⚽2V2 DRAFT⚽LETS PLAY FOOTBALL⚽REFINING MY SKILLS⚽
03-04-2026 · 7h 30m
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But I'll be playing today, okay
Me versus wrong me and wrong versus Marlin and Lacey to be too draft. I will be playing
I will be playing a whole fucking time. Okay, actually I might get something out a little bit
I'm tired, but I'm gonna try my best to play the whole time, bro
I need to improve as as much as I can the charity match is coming up and I don't want to troll
I don't want to be on some bullshit. I don't want to I don't want to be ass. I want to get playtime
I don't want to be on the bench making fucking tiktoks
I'm trying to go crazy
You need to coach playing as useless I actually got a coach. All right, I'm training. I'm training true to three times a week
okay it's cuz you don't harden your foot when you kick it no it's because I
did a slight tackle yesterday and I just slid and I kicked myself you need
practice every day it's fine bro I can I can I can get better I get better flat
hair. Dude, just wait till ma...
What is this?
You were asked against Yugi what makes you think you're new better than the one and only Marlin.
I know.
The world really did irreversible damage to India's...
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
Appreciate the W's, Mary, appreciate the re-sets, appreciate y'all.
I know.
Don't leave me! Don't leave me!
Don't leave me! Back to me where we go!
Hold on, you sip?
Shut up.
Hold on, you sip?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
wait they kind of live like sauncey made it I thought Sauncey went back to the
US or he was stuck in Switzerland or some shit
Oh
Hold on the ween Jason
What is Holly what is homie
a vibrant hindu spring festival in india selling the triumph of good over evil
the arrival of spring in the end of winter a holly day festival of colors
and we went to 20
thank you bro big fucking 20 man they look like they're having a blast out
there chat hold on bro we might to go to India we might to go to India all right
India Indian weddings are lit we yes we Ron no you know it hit of Ron just went
I'm gonna be honest you know if Ron goes that's just hitting me personally
though I don't know I'd have to think real hard about that Indian weddings yeah
I will go to an Indian wedding last time I was invited to a wedding though I
did not go because I know some shit but what is this his face bro he thought he
was getting a cursed out in Spanish by his mom after bullshit advice
Tell me, tell me, tell me, I let you.
Yeah, nah.
Hey, listen, today we got 2v2, me and Ron versus Marlon and Lacey.
Ron doesn't want to play, he wants to coach because he's scared of getting injured.
Bro, Ron should play.
No, I feel like Ron should play.
I feel like Ron should play.
That's the whole point.
But if Ron doesn't play, then look, you've got a better chance of winning.
But, um...
Honestly, it's fine, bro. I think it's fine, fuck it, whatever.
And then Friday.
Friday, Tyler won 1v1. I actually don't know if that's happening, because I don't have any contact to Tyler won.
How should I contact Tyler won? He doesn't follow me on Twitter, he doesn't follow me on Instagram, he doesn't follow me anywhere.
I don't know his number. What do I do?
What do I do? E-rub so text he's live right now
Joe big T what time on Friday
for the 1v1 for 10k also can you follow me back on Twitter like bro how does one
play this game all day bro hold on I would have flashed I would have flashed
ulted. Wait, I think he's gonna read my chat or not. Oh! Oh! Look at chat after the kill?
Bit of a blunder on that play. Alright, let me uh, let me re-let me retap my-let me retap
My message over quick outweighs the value of the hill doesn't but okay
Do you still flip what random yeah, yeah
Like bro this guy's a troll I was just on the island for seven days and big fucking week in my life
You're talking about you really think it was on VamRank killed yourself
No, you did it
What the fuck is this what is this ego he did not follow me oh
I do stream early what 4 p.m. Eastern for me Eastern is 1 p.m. PC. Yes, really
Bro, he just followed me back
He's central wait, that's even better. What so that's what 2 p.m. That's easy
Alright bro have a good day maybe tone down the ego. I will humble you on Friday
Fuck bro, she's a
boy with the five
Oh, huh what it killed him there. Let's check out. I'll say this is a real quick
Trash
And...and...
I was gonna have to bomb every time!
I don't know! I don't want it! I don't want it!
Take that Jersey off yo too, bro!
Say oh god United Lost!
We brought it back?
No, I can't. I have to go to a event.
Otherwise I would.
Fuck!
No way, man!
Oh my god, bro
Fuck
To Newcastle
30 the league though not bad at all
Oh
With a man down since half time you know it was always be shit, bro. We're third in it. We're third in a lead. I'm not even that bad, bro
Stop larking. I'm not a larper. I
Love me and united. All right, and when I'm back in London, I'm going to a United game London next fucking month
There's gonna be a movie dude. It's gonna be fucking movie
Holy fucking ankle of doom
Yeah, who would tattoo their face on on their body
Who would do it
Bro, there's people that tattoo, like, there's not one guy that tattooed KSI all over his
body for KSI to do absolute nothing.
Alright, there's really people that do that.
No way!
Lacey-ass tattooing.
Dean really started Analyze Jason's print.
Is this still trending?
Is my day still trending?
I'm not trippin'.
Is this dick like on it, like, is this shit kinda like, to the, like, oh, listen, I ain't
analyzing, right?
Listen, no analyzing, like, listen, I'm just, I'm putting two into it, but is it like,
to the, is it offsetted?
I'm not tripping, it's offset it though, right?
No, that's my dick, that's my dick involves.
Like, okay, yeah, it's a nice cock,
don't get me wrong, but I've been saying, but like, it's-
Wow.
I'm not fucking leaning back.
You feel me, like, all right, let's move on, let's move on.
Wow, bruh.
Yo, D so cool, age.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yo, I did not know he was 30 fucking two.
Yo, 30 fucking two?
1993?
city ass soundboard yo I gotta I gotta workshop my soundboard usage
bro that's crazy can't comment on the man where did they find his child man we we had
to replace face Mike man we got Jaya now man W fucking Jaya he was a vibe last night
I
Cina
Trash Jason Jason hold on wait Jason just right trash and tota tota Jason
You literally got owned by rage and silky in Valorant of anybody that you're talking about games
It's my first day on here. You've had years of playing Valorant and you got fucking all knowing
I ain't gonna lie, man. That doesn't even affect me at all because Senna's is not a gamer.
This is not a gamer. I don't think she's completely at any point in solo-game at all.
I'll do it, so let me close it first.
I'm tired of these fucking gaming allegations. I'm not a gamer. I'm trash at games.
But I'm sorry. I'm gonna start gaming every single day. In fact, every single day, I'm hopping on a game.
I've been I've been watching a lot more games. I'm trying to play CS go Valorant shooters cap. No, it's not cap
But uh, yeah, I'm trying to play more games trying to hop up a bra. I've been trying to play CS go low-key
Valorant CS go R6
Looking my half hour six. I got a practice for that tournament 3v3 tournament coming up
You know, how's that gonna work? Is this you just gonna pre-select the teams like am I gonna be on a team?
No, how's it gonna work? I
I want to hop on I want to hop on a CES
So after the soccer match, I'll probably go home and hop on the game for a little bit and then I got something at 8
off-stream
You and sit on the same team I would literally kill myself if I'm on the same team as fucking sinna. Oh
My god, bro. Cuff him with those polos and Jason. Wee
Oh
Man oh fucking man yo put me on a on a team where we have a chance to fucking win, please
Please
Ron Lacey Jason you're honestly bro. That's the squad. I'm with it who got no ass
Man
man
Hey, bro, but this way you got a dude that come up bro. So I completely understand
You know, I was that I was at this point at one point in my career, too
Like I was on the ground turkey and I spiced doing ice-pice emails. I completely understand his shit does look a little fat in this
Another one
Okay, yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's got going on now. I don't never mind. I take that statement back. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh my god.
You were 18, you were young, you know?
Yeah, no, I was young.
He's 23!
Oh my god, there's no defending that.
Youssef brought brain rot to the Indian dinner table.
You like Fortnite?
No, I don't.
No, I hate that shit.
No, what?
No, what?
Sometimes.
No, what, man?
wait bro what is this lobby where where they at right now wait is L
air-cut he's got good English where the fuck is this is a neo viewer oh my god
He's cussing up a storm, bro
Holy shit you should just pissed off this kid
Serious humble
My god
Eh, you not a lot of your fucking shit.
Hey, you not a lot, but we are not losing today, fax.
Vyro Chinese Drill Rapper 444444, interesting fucking name, hopped in the booth with Pac-Man
Max and made one of the hardest songs called Queen Vaughn.
dude dude Asian people with beards just don't look right man is this a real
person translate that shit Nina on the right bro that Loki does like like a
Nina variant
Yo, what is she throwing up?
Yo, is this Harbin?
I mean yeah, I don't know what she's saying, but bro, that's not even that bad, bro
I don't I don't know. She's got to update her emotes though
Oh
Dude, she started throwing up fucking fireball ninjutsu
Good it's not bad man. It's it's not bad. I don't know though. I don't know
That shit is love. No, I think my shit clears though to be honest. I think lovers and strangers definitely clears
Oh my god, bro, I already seen this shit man, stop with that rich shit man. I'm not a bro
I'm stop bro stop attaching the black hair, bro
I'm I just go I'm literally go back to blonde so that that stigma of fucking risk goes away, man
This is not my legacy man. All right
You want to fucking this is not my legacy when I die
I don't want to be known as the fucking Riz guy, man.
All right, this is what I've done since fucking,
this is what I've done in my streaming career, man.
Survived,
survived on Island,
seven days straight.
Model four, four to four.
Okay.
Um, um, uh Netflix star
Sticks in some change not don't even do that don't do that shit don't do that shit don't do that shit
What else what else what else sky dived into twitch con kind of
Blade Sidemen charity match at Wembley
We better make that a part two.
Bop-a-tharm.
No, bruh.
Musician!
Number one song of you numb.
For a month.
Diamond-G and Survivor.
Mayback.
Like come on, bro. Come on, bro
Like what a
Riz
third highest third highest sub count
All in in twit. Ah fuck fourth now fuck. God damn it fourth fucking
Lost to a I lost my fucking robot
Fourth highest. Yeah. Yeah fourth. Yeah
Fourth highest sub count in twitch history
What else bro, what else made me yo, bro, what's up, bro? What's up? What's up? What's up?
What else man? Hate you segment bro. No, man. No, no
Animes boxing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'm about to become my boxer this year
I might have become a but official boxer this year like like I'm gonna get enemies boxing for it's gonna get sanctioned. So
So how's it gonna work is I think the first five fights are gonna be like sparring events sparring events
So those aren't gonna be official
Like it won't be on the record as an amateur boxing record the last three fights are going to be sanctioned
Which means the last three fights it's gonna be on record like you can go on a website and see your official record
I'm gonna be an official fucking amateur boxer
Okay
So boxer on the way
Pre-O and one
Yo, if I get knocked out I'm quitting stream. I'm quitting everything, bro. I'm quitting everything. Yo, but listen
I'm not pussy though. Like I really step in that ring
I don't give a fuck man. I mean it's boxing for like who won it who wants it who wants it
Who wants it? I gotta start looking I just start looking I gotta start making fights start DMing people already got one fight lined up, bro
Are you we already got a we already got a guapo versus mooda that shit's in the works, okay?
That should be a good fight
They already got some stigma and shit, but Max. I will box Max. I will box Max if he's down
I don't think he's down for real though
I don't think he's down bro. Max got 40 pounds on me and I will I will boss him
He's got 40 pounds
Max promises mom he would never box
Say I'm not gonna lie. I promise bad would never box
But else son, but a little key. I gotta do it for I gotta do it for in this boxing for a lucky have to
I look he had to
Who you feeling like you better train I got mad time. All right, I got mad time, but
You also promise that you'll be a doctor
I also lied to bad said I was in school when I was not in school like very low key
I'm a fucking shitty fucking son. No, I'm not she I should sometimes you got a
you know Asian parents and shit you got to kind of like
work towards your goal in silence and then pop out with three cars and
And then tell them the truth facts
Box neon I will box me up, but I don't think he wants a box
I will box I will box neon I will box I will box
Wrath
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, I don't want to, I don't fucking know.
I'd put you in a body bag, Raph.
Didn't you lose the fucking dad?
That was the first person to ever fucking get knocked out.
And plus, bro, scared of Raph.
Ski, brother, I want a good headline, there.
Raph, I would box you just to spar you.
I would spar you on stream.
It's cool. I don't want to do you dirty breath. First of all, one round and brother, you are
gas down rap you are a fat fucking slob okay slob and bro how much you wave
breath you might be out of my weight range gang you're pretty fat how much
do you weigh now how much do you think breath weighs he's five four two hundred
five five four what five four one eighty how much you weigh Brad why's he
not typing 190. God damn bro 190 oh my fucking god bro dude no I don't believe
you are you actually five four and 190 that's really bad bro that's actually
That's actually really bad you gotta be lying
There's no way
195 for it. No, there's no way
There's no way
It's not even that bad wait where after you have a fucking scale
Do you have a scale
Who should rat fight I put rap yo rap pick up
Pick up pick up
Hello?
Yo, what a way.
Bro, 5 3 1 90, not even that bad.
Turn your camera on real quick.
Okay.
Wait, you're 5 3?
Wait, do you have a weight scale or not?
Not with me right now.
Bro, 5 3 1 90, not even bad.
Not even bad wait wait take off your shirt if you don't mind you don't mind
Wait in this stand up
If you're not you're not one 90 I'm one 90 I'm 190 on put it on something okay. I'm 180
Put it on something
my soul
Oh, you're so oh you're so oh you're so you're 180
Yeah, I'm 180. Let's stand up again stand up and turn to the side
Okay, oh my god, what happened to you brev to get someone pull up a fucking old picture
I'm not it's not even that bad bro. Wait, wait wait wait wait
Oh
Bro like you used to be mask in a barrel, bro, it's not even that bad bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait, just wait a second
Wait a second. Just one second
Like
Oh my god, bro, like oh my god, bro, but you're lucky bro cuz I like I don't even
want to watch you for real bro cuz I don't want to be dirty bro like one round how much
you actually wait you tell me what 175 that's there's no way there's no way bro
you're fucking 30 BMI bro oh that's good like hurry 30 like hurry let's go
bro jay say I'm not bro 175 when are you when you were you a leg in May
May to June would you box unless you give me like the scrummies of scrums
then yeah no man come on bro it's in this box and for every fight gotta be a
banger my comeback my comeback fight bro it has to be someone of the
scrum me some scrums like you know like no yeah bro like I'm not gonna lie bro I
already lost I'm not alive second is not returning dog a second is not fucking
returning he's not returning we got to get every fight to be a somewhat like
good fight man because it's got to be better than the last one all right yeah
I'm not gonna lie it might be chock me bro but please do not ask J. Never
box well you see if you see if
nah I don't like fighting someone I know
like that's the one though like let me fight neon bro
I'll put I'll turn the odds head into a bobblehead bro
you think so yeah I'll put him in a body bag
but nah nah nah I don't know bro and you're so five you're so
perfume you're fucking rice so you're a rice so
How did you go from kind of chiseled in the face to a fat fucking you're just a bunbow your big your big bunbow
I'm a big bum by all bro, and you're a fucking living creature, bro in the making bro. You are
Just what happened you bro as soon as you turned your your hair black, bro
You got titties you got titties
I'm out bro. Yo, yo, he just called me Jada. What the fuck?
You got mugged by Yugi?
It's fake laughing, bro.
Eek! Oh, what? Eek!
Oh, dude, Jason, let me just get mugged by Yugi too much?
Nice, bro. Pause frame. Pause frame. Good pause frame, bro.
oh my god no no my god uh yuki's child bro nowhere near his fucking level matter
I'm gonna try and watch this.
Nostalgia Farm
Bro, you downgraded used to look good.
I like a little ass kid.
I look way more mature now, I feel like.
Do I look the same?
Wait, I might look the same.
Do I look the same?
Do I look the same like right now in this picture?
I
Look older, okay good good
Eyes got worse I got God worse eyes got wider. It's not true
Not true not true not true
That's not even how like that's not how that's not how it works
No, it's not how it works.
Hair more healthier? Well, obviously I just...
Bro, dude.
Who the fuck is this guy, bro? That's not me!
Who the fuck? Oh my god, bro!
Fucking ew! That's not me!
Do I protect him I don't work for him anymore
Yeah, I'm real free moves
Yeah, I'm not gonna library when I can go blonde again, I'm probably gonna go blonde again
when I go blonde again I'm gonna go blonde again or is that bad or shall I just go or
just shall I just stay black yes really bad I don't know bro I'll see I'll see
I'll see nah probably not actually I'll go black bro I can't go blonde for the
rest of my life man all right you're right bro I'm gonna have kids one day
What bro, what do I look like having a fucking cable blonde hair instead of my natural hair, right?
Blonde arc is over. Yeah, it's time to just fucking mature and be better and
And be a grown man. It's time to be a grown man
21 I am 21, but I don't know man
I've been like I've been seeing a lot of videos on my tiktok feed about families and having a kid
And I realize how much I want a kid
Um
I'm normally 21, but I've been looking at bad face. I'm a bad off-camera
I'll be seeing how old he is and like brown
I'm not fucking around how like three five baby mamas just to get you know, just to just to just to start a family young
I might live with my grip at least that will have a grandchild
Speaking of getting a grandchild, I remember way back when when the guy, some guy on the
twitter con was like yo, I made you a rug and it got lost in the p.o.
I think I found it.
I think I found it.
Let's see if this is it or not.
This has been sitting in my second restroom for like three months.
Let's see.
Plastic the address?
Oh shit. Shout out to Australia.
All the way from Australia. I think this is it.
Wait, no it's not. It's like a skateboard or something.
or something.
Oh wait.
Wait, is this even for me though?
Bro, did she say ultra?
Bro, did she say, did she say run, bro?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Wait, is there one for me?
Who's this one, bro?
Oh wait, oh my God, there is one for me!
Why did he send it?
Why did he send me bronze it, too?
Save money, ah, yes, save money, save money.
This is actually cool! Fuck!
I gotta hang this on the wall!
Shit, I gotta get this wrong.
Dang!
Yo Jason! I handmade cut and painted this NMS wall art for you!
I'm 22 from Australia and you and all the face boys are damn bro. That's how you know
This shit was from a while ago
You and all the face boys are big inspiration for me seeing you guys do such big things so
So you
Seeing you guys do such big things so
Bro, can you not spell? What does that?
What is this word? So you is? So it's seen you do such big things so you is a real motivator
So you is a real road
That's not my me. So you is a real motivator
Okay
if you wanted to get in contact about more art my tiktok Instagram or
1.6.art
Love John T plus I'll fool anyone on NMS boxing hit my line for real
Why do we make retards famous first of all watch your fucking mouth that's that's what he wrote
He said so you is a real motivator
That's hard it's fire
This is father. This is definitely going on the wall somewhere. This is actually father.
I gotta give Ron his gift. Well, where do I hang this? Where do I hang this?
My hang where it eats you that.
Right here.
This might be the spot.
That's fire.
Under the swords.
Ah yeah.
That might be the move.
That might be the move right there.
Under your family heirlooms swords under under yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it later. I'm gonna do it later
New house I
Could hang it on the house bro my lazy ass probably not gonna put it up until we get out of here
Keep what's wrong? I bet I'm about to give him to run right now
Open the rest of P.O.
Jack, open the rest of P.O.
I'm not gonna lie, it's like four things.
Jack, I got no fucking P.O., bro.
You can swap in, Jess.
Yeah.
All right, fuck me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get a backpack right here.
Uh, Cologne.
Say you don't want clothes in the PO?
I do not want clothes in the PO.
Uh, this is Mason's de Lav.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like this is about to be like some fart spray.
Wait, this is not bad.
This is not bad.
This is fucking good!
I just did a collection, yo John you want this?
Yeah
It's not bad. Is this his?
This is some TikTok stuff now.
We got to put it on ad?
It looks good.
Let me let it sit in for a little second.
It's not bad. It's not bad. It's just um
It's not my type of scent though. I think that's real type of scent. Nah, I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, I'll take it. I'll take it. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Thank you guys for being here.
Fucking clothes, bro. I'm not I'm not opening clothes
fucking close bro
fucking close
my PR just fucking close
more close
Give it a JDab, bro. Give me a closed JDab.
You say you're a model, bro? I am a model, but a model doesn't get clothes from...
You know, I need like some...
Yeah, that, or some crazy shit. You know what I'm saying?
What is this? Hi, Jason! I'm Armando, founder of...
God's Taste.
I wanted to give you this and show you to me.
Ah, bro. I have a feeling this is more closed, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
More clothes.
Let's see what this is, man.
Fucking, what is this?
It's a box. Let's see. Is it clothes?
Fucking hats.
Fucking hats.
literally all clothes somebody's kid W hey thank you
but I'm not bro I'm not dead ass dude am I
I'm not balding, let me see, turn this way?
Not like that way, this way.
Let me see, I mean I'm a professional at knowing,
you know, let me see, do I need to have a lot?
Let me see.
What the fuck is going on now?
I was just trying to figure it out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what it's like now.
I was just looking at your hair,
You're doing too much.
You just pulled on my hair.
Bro, we pulled on my tie to see the power spot.
Hell no, oh hell no, bro.
You were freaked out, man.
You were freaked out, bro.
You're doing too much, bro.
Nah, he just pulled on my hair like you just
giving me back shots.
You see that?
Fuck.
Let me look at it.
No, bro, no, bro.
Let's get the backpack, bro.
Get the backpack, man.
I said it, man.
You letting that slide?
You want me to do it back do it fucking back?
So actually talking about P.O. Yeah, yo, it's much more P.O. Um do not send me clothes
Otherwise I was just put it to the side like that sign that's actually the best P.O. I've gotten in fucking months
That's just actually far and I will actually use that
I should make smart P.O. I should make smart P.O.
Oh, you know, wait, what time are we leaving?
Probably like four or five?
You and I, you wanna jump start your car for string?
Oh yeah, my car, I got it detailed today.
Yeah, the battery died.
Because every time I get detailed,
they don't turn on the fucking car.
And my keys are in the car, yeah.
Shit comes in like 10, 20 minutes.
Wait, you got cable?
Yeah, Lou ordered it and she told me
and I was like, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.
So let's learn together.
But the thing is, the worst possibility, like.
No, that's not real.
This is, this is.
That's why I'm not the gravity.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not real.
This is real.
This is real.
You thought it was funny.
That's how I had to grab your hair to make sure.
Oh my God.
Let me see.
I see a shoulder, different angle.
That's not real.
That's not real.
I'm just gonna put it on. I'm gonna ignore that.
I'm gonna ignore it. I'm gonna ignore that.
Wait, when did the jumper cables come?
It's been 20 minutes.
Wait, you know you can actually die from a car.
We should be fine, but we don't know how to do that.
It works like a tossing happen if you fucking blow up your engine.
But you just have to fuck up your battery first.
Yeah.
What's up, dude?
Dude, I want to go to Canada.
And I look, you want to go to Drake's house.
Yeah, if I didn't say Drake's house.
I'm just doing a house tour.
What's up, bro?
I got something for you, bro.
No, I don't want money anymore.
I don't want to watch you, then, bro.
Listen, you've been touching it.
I handmade this for you.
Oh, fuck.
Now I really don't want it.
You handmade me something?
I handmade this for you.
OK.
Ready?
Wait, wait, can I guess?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it, um...
It's not a watch, not a watch.
Okay, is it...
No, it's not a car key, it's not.
Okay, is it Chinese malware?
No, no, no, no.
It's sentimental, sentimental.
Wow!
You made me this!
Made you that, bro.
No, you didn't!
Yeah.
You did it, man!
You did it, bro.
Did it!
I'm gonna pour that granite to you, man.
Damn, bro!
You made this shit for me?
Yeah, bro.
I've been working on some shit off-stream.
And made you a PO the last time.
Nah, I made you that.
I made you it, bro.
Wait, is it talking to my friend?
I'll show them.
Wait, did you get this in your PO?
No, I handmade that.
Why would I get your shit in my PO?
See, that's fire, bro.
Wait, did you actually make this?
Yes.
So how did you make it?
With my hands.
Asian Bing Bong, what did that mean?
Wait, how did you get it?
They should have given you a PR, definitely.
And they probably went to send it to me.
You know what it is?
They probably sent you something similar to this.
And they're like, oh, we also made this give this to Ron.
Is that what happened?
Yeah, it was not.
All right, yep.
All right, should we do a drop test with it?
Yeah
No it's wood
It's not gonna break
Stop stop stop
What the fuck is wrong with you
It's not gonna break man your hair needs to fade
It actually needs to fade
It looks like a wig
Is it like a wig or does it look bad
I don't think it looks bad
I don't think it looks bad it just needs some volume
Maybe an air cut
Bro I wanna go blonde
You told me off stream you wanna go blonde bro
I don't go blonde, um, and then I don't go black.
My chat doesn't want me to.
Nah, I don't go blonde, honestly.
I think your natural hair color lives better.
Should I go to pink, maybe? Back to pink?
Fuck no, you were in chocolate pink hair.
No, I was not.
I'm gonna kiss you for no, I was not.
Yo, it's because you went from black to pink
and it made your hair just fucking freshy.
That looks good.
Also, my girlfriend, um, she wants to watch Magic Mike
off stream. You think that's a good show?
Ooh!
You should watch, uh, The Wither, The Wither shit.
The new one with the weather the winter rain. What does it call Chad the weathering shallows or some shit?
Wait, where are we going by the way to play football?
Like 30 minutes. Oh, we're leaving 30 leaving in 30 rubber the problem is my main bag needs to get jump-started
So we need to do that. Um, okay. Help me. How do I jump? I don't know how to
Are you there? I've never jump started car, but I mean
Lace
Know the cables coming once Jason's moving like this
Who the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
How I never jump started a car?
Oh I don't know Bobo because all my cars are 2025 and they don't need to get jump started.
You want to try to like diss me or something like that?
Maybe they're all fucking brand new and they don't need to get jump started.
Damn bro.
Sorry, bro.
She's trying to like decredit me.
I know what she's doing.
Oh you're not a man or something.
Put her in her place, bro.
Hey listen.
Hey listen, you're gonna shush.
Oh no.
I should've gone.
Yo.
Oh, does that hurt?
Oh Jesus.
Is that moist?
Is that moist?
I just sent a letter.
I have a 22 year old from Australia.
I made this ultra-wild art because I really fuck with you and the brand.
I fuck with Jason but not as much as you.
I panned out, painted and recoded it.
You saw my tic-tac on stream,
I was pretty tired and didn't really say anything.
I wanted to send it to you but you don't have a PO or anything.
How long has this been said?
Oh, my note said, I love what you and the fake boys have been doing, so this has been,
yeah, it's been a minute.
Okay.
I really fuck with how regular you are and I deal with the same sort of struggles you
talk about in your late night pods with Sibling.
Yeah, I'll read it.
Yeah, I'll read it.
It says, real you.
If you wanted to get into contact about anything, my Instagram and TikTok is
chai-la-la-la-chai-la-la-no.
Man, Robby, I'll make sure to put this on my wall.
Thank you.
I know when we move, I'm gonna put it in their ass.
I have no space anymore.
I actually like I'm running out of less.
You have a spot right there.
Oh, they put it in the school in the back.
Which, we gotta jump start your car?
Yeah, we gotta jump start your car.
Does anyone in chat know how to jump start a car?
You could die doing this.
So?
You could die doing this shit.
On God?
Yes, you could die jump starting a car.
If you test the wrong metal piece,
you could get electrocuted.
And everything in your body will be electrocuted.
Stable or not, it was easy.
One of the best looking streamers of 2026.
Yo, thank you.
You can't idiot, yes you can't.
Thank you!
You can't idiot, yes you can't.
You can't go.
You're taking a fight on the destination bro.
I'm telling you the only thing you can do is like
fuck up your car.
If you do it wrong, you're just blowed up.
Hey Jack.
What's up?
It's gonna be a bad day for you son.
Oh yeah, really?
It's gonna be a bad day for you son.
Sure, tie this hat around your neck.
It's gonna be a bad day for me.
You're, you're, you're, this is what you're gonna do.
I'm not gonna forget you.
What do you have to do?
What?
Losing team.
Put some money on it.
No, I got a better, I got a better forfeit.
I got a better forfeit.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, fuck no.
Oh, fuck.
I'm about to get sandwiched.
Oh, fuck, I'm about to get sandwiched.
I'm about to get sandwiched.
I'm about to get sandwiched, son.
Oh, look at them.
Y'all just packed the shit up into my dick.
I have to shit.
I have to shit.
We have a better forfeit.
Yeah, we're doing the forfeit.
We're doing the forfeit.
What do you mean forfeit?
The team has to go to a sperm bank and donate sperm and then find out who their kid is in
18 years after a child's sport.
Oh, holy fucking shit!
You gotta go to a full stream in 18 years
and take care to get to know.
Oh my god, that's, I'm with it, bro.
I'm with it.
I'm competitive.
I don't lose.
I'm with it.
I'm with it, bro.
So when, when?
I gotta go, because I gotta meet the feeling, Todd.
When, when do you, when do you know what's it feel like?
It's like 30, bro.
30?
Because I gotta jump my, jump my car.
I'm fucking, uh.
You know what?
I got my car detailed and the battery died.
So I gotta jump, jumpstart it.
Fuckin' he's chopped, bro.
Oh my god, whoever gets Marlon's sperm is the luckiest fucking woman in the planet.
Whoever gets Marlon's sperm is the luckiest woman on the planet.
That would be crazy.
D1?
I mean, bro, could be honest with you.
I mean, could be honest with you, man.
She a bad.
Wait, wait, you know how to jump start a car?
You know how to jump start a car?
Fuck, oh my God.
You know how to jump start a car?
Yeah, I got a car right now.
I got shit I got to do before the game.
Oh my God, bro.
My car battery died.
the how do you how did it because I was detailing it and the guy didn't turn on
the car so you know when the doors open in the Maybach it's just lights
pink light blue lights so the car keys are in the car and I can't open my car
Tough shit kid
Team move rock should not team move, bro. I
Don't know what to do wait wait. We can't pop the hood
That's all I want to say if your shit is off of the keys inside you can't pop the hood
You don't have a secondary key. So how are we gonna pop the hood now?
What do I do have to get like a car so whatever it's called to open your fucking door
Wait, what then you got to get the key then you get the key
Also, is this supposed to move?
What
Who the fuck stole all the electricity
No, your car's fine.
No, it won't turn on.
Your car's literally fine.
It works.
Nobody would turn on.
Like what?
I don't know what to do, bro.
No, it's very crazy.
When I watch this car, it's like they will shift the second key.
Yo, when I bought this car, it's the day we set the second key.
They never set the second key.
I have the Mercedes app, but it doesn't, like...
I can't unlock it with an app.
Because there's no battery.
So I'm fucked!
Yes, can't use the apps that connect to our network.
That's all I'm saying. What are you all saying?
Whoa!
Hi.
What do you call a locksmith?
Oh my god, bro, it's...
Am I like, yeah, it's fun, right?
So what's the point of the jumper cables?
Yeah, because we can't eat it.
The key is so...
There's no point of the fucking jumper cables, so...
I get off through my approach way or something, and...
Wait, I can't even, I need to get a locksmith now?
You have to get the key, no.
Oh, oh, fucking god.
Low!
Low!
Low, I need you!
Low!
Triple A's locksmith?
Low!
I called Lou.
I actually need this.
I have a quick, I have a task, um so yeah my key is stuck in the car so I remember when
I was like, yeah, I need to, I need to jumpstart my car.
Um, turns out I need to get a locksmith to get the car open and then jumpstart the car.
Okay.
So, I'll figure that out, don't worry.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
All right, bye-bye, thank you, you're the best.
All right, you know what, shit, get second keys, they stole my second keys, it's over.
She's tired of your shit.
Are you fucking dumb, bro?
Everybody that works for me loves their job.
Everybody that works for me, they love their fucking job, man.
Break the window for content.
I was going to get full of poop glass. Maybe I'll do that right.
Run!
Yo!
Huh?
Say oh god you got it!
No you didn't.
What?
How'd you do it?
Say oh god.
I can't pop the hood because the keys are in the car.
I need a locksmith.
Look, you can see the keys right there in the cup holder, bro.
Hey!
Look, usually if you push really hard, it will open, but the battery's there.
But you can always open the driver's door.
You can't, I was outside for 30 minutes just fucking pressing.
Wait, I've never locked my...
You don't have the app?
You don't have an app?
I have the app, but there's no battery.
The battery's dead, so you can't...
It won't connect.
What do I do?
You might be the worst.
This is not my fault!
The Detailer!
It was your Detailer!
The Detailer!
He made your car dead?
Yes, sir.
I could probably text them.
It's really damn, but are you really left my friend's car dead?
Are you stupid?
That's not how this works.
Yes it is, because when you-
I keep all the type of watches in my car because my car's a Maybach, though.
It's because of Maybach, because of when you open the door, there's mad lights beyond.
You just open the door, and the car's not on, hella lights.
That kills the battery.
You don't have a spare?
I don't have a spare.
They didn't send me a spare.
Wait, is he trolling?
I'm not trolling.
I'm not trolling and this it can move apparently. Oh, yeah, I was asking it's like bent this you can move
I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea to touch this make of the batteries day like oh shoot
Yeah, it's gonna rip off and then you're gonna be sad. All right. What if we just
No, there's no way he's locked, bro
There's nothing to do I need to push the cart to the Mercedes dealership
Okay, yeah
It's locked man
I was thinking about that, but then I have to fix the glass
You always have your windows down. How was a loft Smith supposed to open it with no or so?
I'm pretty sure they put like an airbag right here and they pump it
So it gives it a little bit of space and they put the thing in and they go
Okay
But like I don't know how it's gonna work with a Maybach. I've never done it with the Maybach
It's still way
It's no way. I'm sorry. We gotta take your car, bro
So we gotta take your car. I didn't get my car back. Yeah, bro. But what the fuck this doesn't know we can't leave
If this is impossible, we have to figure this out.
No, there's no way to figure this out,
unless you want to call a locksmith.
No.
What if we make electricity out of nothing?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There has to be somewhere in the Maybach
that we can plug this into.
Maybe under it?
Are you fucking, you know what the crazy part is?
Am I what?
Am I not a quitter like you?
The car is unlocked, but the trunk won't open,
which means the battery's dead, right?
Right?
Wait, what?
Like on my app it says the door is unlocked.
Open the app again.
Mercedes Benz, look, look.
Battery low, critically low.
What did you do to the car?
I did, look, it says very low.
And it also says collision detection damage detected.
What did you do?
I do shit!
Well, how do you-
The detailer, bro.
He never, he works on mine rates.
I know, but I have a Mayback.
That's your, that's your,
that's your, that's your Mayback though.
Because when you open the doors, there's less life that's turned on.
Oh yeah, you told me that, yeah.
Yeah, so then the car battery dies when it's clean.
No, there's no battery!
Chad, can someone give us an input instead of just typing?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This doesn't even open.
Yeah, because the car is, there's no battery around.
You know, the world is always full of-
Am I a fucking cleatser in the car?
We're all about a load.
No, this isn't a thing.
The world is full of energy.
Must give good energy to receive it everything has meaning you talk to the trees. They grow faster. Hey, back. Can you please fix?
May back, please. I
wish to fuckin
At least the car looks good. Hey, back. It's gotta get it like locksmith. Hey back. Can you open?
We just jump your car oh
I'm lying.
Well, what if we go nipple to nipple?
Oh, god.
Man.
I think we can get, like, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah.
Put on your tongue.
Hey, really?
Yeah.
What happens?
Your hair will stand up.
No way.
No way, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're flying a little.
Is that what was it?
Where's it going?
You have to get off your side.
Oh, my god.
This is disgusting.
Yeah, that's it.
This is the job.
Call a locksmith, bro.
You mean call a locksmith, dude?
Should I just...
Alright, you know what, let's figure this out.
Locksmith near me.
There's no way we can't open this.
I'm...
Don't fucking kick my car, bro.
Okay, well I'm deadass, what if we throw a rock at it?
That would probably fix this, but then there would be another problem.
So what was the problem with your car?
My car, I don't understand bro. Do you okay? Let me ask you a question. I have no Wi-Fi
I have no Wi-Fi bro. Let me ask Barlin's help. Yeah, that would probably have a lot of-
BARLIN!!!
Come outside we need your superpower!
Hell! It's the DoorDash Mobile
to open a made-back with the dead v-cell battery locate the mechanic
they got to leave it the message I believe it right is it look at the
mechanical key inside of your fob remove the drive the door handle I don't have
the key for the key fob have a spare no they didn't send me one what is he
like what's that thing I have oh my god we're a fucking slasher in our day
Everything is fucking going to shit
Which my bit rate man
Yeah, there's just stuff
something bro I was saying we throw a rock at it do something man what if you
take that what did you do the bike
I don't know what you're doing bro
do something
Oh my God, I have a bone wrong God, I'm just serious, my main bag.
This isn't open.
I've got to work a little bit more out of it.
Bro, do I call a locksmith?
How far is a locksmith?
I didn't even do this.
I'm not even showing you.
Here he goes, blame.
Let's play the blame.
Game.
I love it.
Bro, he keeps making this excuse that there's lights and shit
You have a locksmith wait, yes
There's no battery so I can't unlock the door charge your phone then
Well, why don't you get your spare key?
I don't have a fucking spare key!
How do you not have a spare key?
Can someone use their phone and Google nearest locksmith?
Nearest locksmith.
Nearest locksmith, yeah, because they got a digger in, right?
What the fuck do I do?
Dude, you know you're never going to be able to drive this ever again.
It's going to be stuck here until we move.
No!
You're going to have to buy a new car.
Hey, you know what they're gonna do right? They're gonna fucking up your door and do locksmiths. You have to go fix the door
Oh, yeah, they're gonna fuck something up. Yeah, and they're and I hate Asians apparently. Yeah, so something's about to happen
They're gonna fuck your shit up. I
Don't have internet in my own driveway. You look pretty snazzy. I got this
Seriously your agency
Hello sir. How are you doing today? I have a Maybach and my car got detailed today and
the battery died and the car keys are inside of the car. Are you able to maybe lock Smith
Did Cargo?
Yes, yes sir.
Hey, stop bleeding on my main back bro! Are you trying to steal my main back?
Sorry, I have a stranger yelling at me. One more time sir.
What was that? You're making a model of a car.
Oh, that's a 2023 S6...680.
Oh, the make the Maybach Mercedes
Will it will a scratch the would it's would you scratch like the inside of the door if you if you
If you try to open just wondering
Yes, yes, oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Excuse me. So just quick question
Um, so would they destroy anything to do with the car to get these keys out the Maybach? Yes or no?
Amazing amazing oh, yeah, how far would you be from studio city three
The physical address is three stop
Yo
Oh damn the dealer must have fucked us up
I'm not sure what it is.
I'm not sure what it is.
Yes sir?
I'm not sure what it is.
My name is Marlon.
He's going to say P. Marlon.
Marlon Garcia.
My name is Marlon Garcia and my phone number is...
I'm not sure what it is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Seven, z seven.
Marlon, can you read me?
I'm dead. You know what I think it is. I think it's from the back.
Hey, did you hear it?
Nah. Just, it's the loo.
Woesh, sup dude?
Well I told him that he told the loo to get a locksmith.
She got one and it's forty four minutes away.
Hey, hang up the phone bro. Woesh got a locksmith forty four minutes away.
How far was he?
Okay, uh, hey, hey, they already got a locksmith, Jay.
Hey, you're, Jay.
I
Okay, but he said 44 this one might be cut faster
And they my charge you twice
Both fight whoever gets it first on each side
Yeah, I'd say whoever gets it first gets a thousand dollars
First gets the Maybach
That's not bad. That's my car
No, that's a 44 minutes, you know, we got a game 44 minutes. That's what I'm saying
We have a may back here, this isn't just a this isn't just a Mercedes
This isn't just a bed. This isn't just a six six six six this road. This is the Maybach V12
Damn bro, you got a detail for pollen to fucking ruin it instantly detailed on the inside car wash needed it needed
No, that's part of the fucking maybe
Man, oh yeah, no, I think I think the detail is not in the detailer fuck this one up that one up
Wait
Stop touching my fucking damn way to detail fuck this up. No, it's like falling off a little
Marlins reminiscing over his car for a part two. Yeah, cuz I'm not gonna lie
I'm not I think it's a month ago. Yes, it's wrong. So my window now all of a sudden my fucking call is broken
Oh, yeah, wait, that was me. I forgot
What do we do?
I'm not like one of the nine models for Blueberry.
Yeah, for Blueberry.
Okay.
For Blueberry.
Yeah.
Five, bro.
Let's just go.
I think Lucentio handed it.
Alright, bro.
Will we take yours or what?
Wait, your dentist want to leave this here?
You're about to have a locksmith segment?
That actually could be generational.
We've never had a lot.
We could put all the cameras on him and like push him.
He'd be like, do it, do it, do it, do it, bro.
Oh, don't fuck that up, don't fuck that up.
Watch this, I'm gonna waste Jason.
I'm gonna waste Jason so
Everyone go to Jason's chest and spam wrong God Ron God wait what the fuck
Wait, I think I got it wait I got it wait
Think about it good this go this
Oh my god, wait Jason, I think I got it. It's open a little it's open a little the handle pops out that means he's got it right
Yo fuck y'all fucking dumb and Dumber bro. I'm not dumb. I'm not a idiot
Hello
Hello, Marlin.
Marlin, yes.
I'm good, how are you?
Good, but I need to go to the address.
You need to go to the address?
Yeah, the address.
Oh, the address is...
Okay, thank you, okay, thank you so much
Ten minutes no ten minutes ten minutes was tell the other guy to cancel because
they're gonna we got ten minutes locksmith locksmith snake segment and ten fucking minutes
Ten fucking minutes, man.
God, T.M.
Ten fucking seconds.
The guy, the guy, uh...
Oh my God, bro.
Three ten minutes?
What is wrong with that?
Nah, I got a locksmith coming in ten minutes.
Ten minutes?
Ten minutes.
And then we take the...
And then we take the fucking buzz.
Buzz?
I mean, why are they saying buzz?
Oh
Celsius fridge you got any Celsius? Oh Celsius first with no Celsius
It's not even plugged in it's not even cool
Why does he have a silver circle?
Wait, it's a magnet?
I didn't do anything? I didn't do anything, Dick Rutter?
You did all that modeling for Berber, and it took all the money. Now what, fuck you.
Yeah, but I'll sit on this dickhead.
Like, so quick, huh? I'll do the fuck.
I
Changed the date 15 of March not 30. What I'm getting tired of it. Sorry. What no you got to commit fully. I know that's all thought to
Yeah, what are you doing? This is my game. This is like my game
No, we're not prepared a place a fucking football
This is how we this is how we rock Jersey draw
So I'm coaching. No, you have
I'm coaching, he's coaching.
I'm coaching.
You're coaching?
Yeah, I'm coaching.
That's it, I'll do that.
I'll do it.
I'll teach this and I'll tell everyone where to go.
I can write up the scripts.
I can do that.
Wait, you're playing?
Yes, I'm playing.
What?
That ass?
Yes!
I'm coaching.
I need to practice what a charity meant.
Wait, Ron, are you playing?
I got practice.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Come on.
I've got to fight it?
No, I just bought a bottle.
Ron, you don't remember this.
You do remember this.
Am I not talking about it?
Last year, before the cherry match, it was your team versus his team, and you broke the ankle.
So do you want to really do this again, Ron? Let's really think about it.
Oh, just play, man. You need to practice. You can't...
So we're gonna not play? You're not gonna...
You're gonna not play until fucking the cherry match when you're just hit an injury?
Not life works, man.
First of all, I'm a scout today. Second of all...
Stealth for fucking who?
The New Jersey Grim Reapers.
Oh, my God.
That's number one.
Wait, Jason, is this the same bitch?
I'm gonna get trauma when I get there.
So he chose the spot where I have trauma.
Okay, oh Jason, oh Jason.
Yo, the big JD-15 owns you, bro.
That's my last year, bro, during the actual Cherry Match.
I had more playtime than you and I won.
No, no, no.
You didn't let me look fuck this script, bro.
We were both, I had the most view in a D this clip.
I'm the most beautiful
I'm the most beautiful
come here come here
I'm the most beautiful
come here, this clip bring about
let me just make a sad face
and then I'm like this I'm like this
I was holding the trophy in front of you
I was like yeah
I'm a winner
and you were sitting there like wow
Jack already owns you girl
ok cheeser owns you
the big cheeser don't own shit
So, wait, do you know Coach today?
Huh?
Do you know Coach today?
He's my cheesy coach, apparently.
Are you the opposite, Coach?
I am an opposite.
What the fuck was that?
He's good at football.
Is this the place?
The fuck does my fucking cheer, Ron?
What the fuck?
I don't care, bro.
Lacy is...
Lacy, please.
You stole my PO Box gun?
I saw the big one
What there's a Marlin leak pic the day I get off the internet
Are you serious wait someone like me this
Where's it at Marlon?
My shit did not get fucking leaked dude
Who's here?
Who's right here?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Yo!
Yo!
It's in yo!
Holy shit!
We gotta rebuy this outfit
Yeah, nah, I don't like that.
I'm not gonna find that fucking outfit.
Oh my god, man.
Any latest?
Please.
Hey, where's your penis?
They look...
I'm getting fucked in my ass right now.
Who feels as tight as I know, but...
Are you figuring it out?
Did you know...
We can't find it.
Did you know that grabbing your boyfriend
slash girlfriend's ass...
Is good.
...boosts your brain apparently?
No, sir.
I'm dead serious, like, bro.
Let me check.
Blackhead, who's Militonin?
Oh, no.
Oh, oh my god.
This is way squishier than yours, actually.
This shit felt more egyptian, but you had most of that in your trunk, look at that
I'm the oddest dude, I'm here for you
I love you dude, get a seratouna boost
Seratouna?
Seratouna, I like seratouna, I actually like it, it's not bad
It's not good to have a seratouna
I brought a tissue chicken for you
What?
But you didn't expect this, Josie, huh?
What Josie?
Oh shit
Who are you somewhere you're scared of?
I just wanted to put you on a block of ice
What the next?
I just wanna put y'all on a Blackpill edit real quick.
Can you kiss me girl?
Yeah.
It's boy.
Oh.
What?
That's that ritual shit.
But you did it in the gym?
I just told you in the gym.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm gonna go live.
I am, bro.
Damn.
How are you still, what the fuck?
How are you sweating?
Ew, bro.
God, I'm gonna fucking bottle.
Ew!
Ew, ew, you're chopped, bro.
Oh.
Oh, that was right up my asshole.
locksmith t-minus five minutes
rose got a carpet of himself
that's not my cell that's my fucking jersey
my jersey
i'm scared
i'm still looking for your penis picture i don't get it
did this get abolished from the internet?
look at silky shit real quick
i need to say yeah that's good shit so we can cleanse the monorail
silky leak
Hey, hey, hey!
No, no, no, no!
Do not search that on Twitter!
No!
I don't know.
There was some girls' butthole open.
No, it was a straight vagina.
Open legs, open.
Can you kiss me, boys?
What?
Oh my God, bro.
I'm scared.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you too
Don't forget me, I'm soon, I'll remember your shit
Sometimes it all
Oh, no.
I don't know.
POV running GTA.
Well, I'm gonna go to Key.
Oh.
What is this?
You fucking know what?
I'm gonna go with Bill.
Or maybe it is. I'm gonna just go back.
Oh fuck.
Woo!
I'm a little too big.
Yo, Jack?
You know what happened to you, bro?
You got no big brain.
What the fuck do you mean?
Me?
Yo, not that, bro?
No, I'm a lot of money.
No, something.
No.
Could use this. No.
Does this work for your car?
What is that? Toothpick?
What?
I'm fucking stressing out, man.
Can you show me anything important?
Locksmith here said 10 minutes.
Has it been 10 minutes?
So can't him, bro.
It's exciting with two cameras.
I wonder what his reaction will be.
See, he's here.
YouTube, today we hired a locksmith
to steal our neighbor's car.
Let's hope that he's here.
Dude are you actually got to be an ingest hop watch your fucking mouth, bro with those two fucking words
I have to ingest hop because lozha's figure is simply out at the field
Nice job, bro. Wow with this PO item that you just broke
It's not triple T order, bro, I don't know where you're walking
That was actually fucked up. I'm not even kidding
That was actually so where's it bro, you tossed it in Marlin's room. I didn't I left it in Marlin's room
I left a couple things
Oh bro all your PO you open other people's rooms so you could leave their fucking trash there and leave it
Up for other people to clean so that makes sense and why is my room filled with PO box items debunked
That's how you do PO is in Marlin's room the other time is the latest goes the other time is my room
The other time is the living room the other time is
You're from China
They just had a holiday just for you. Okay, that's crazy, bro. I want viet food. I want Indian food
Let's get chicken tesamala. Okay. Let's get
frim fried rice
I had that this morning. What?
Where's this locksmith's up cherry teriyaki chicken. I love cherry. Don't ever say cherry hoe three times cherry
He's coming.
Made you fuckin' look!
And then Wose is just sitting right there, bro.
Made you fuckin' look!
I literally turned around before you said that.
Should we jump him? What do you guys say? Should we scare him?
Maybe.
Maybe we can take Marlin's car, bro.
Let's take a look at it, too.
Did he fix his car?
Yeah, he did, right.
Someone really took this whole shit off.
That's on the other side.
But look, his rims came a little fucked up.
His wheels. It's pretty cool.
Wait, I think I hear a car.
Oh, Marlon's car doesn't open either.
Maybe we need to lock him with the rim.
Marlon's badge has got debadged.
He's caught.
What happened here?
His car has no badge.
Who did his car?
That's a good rap job and that over there.
He never fixed it.
No, I don't think so.
Who's taking this car?
Oh no, someone just hated him.
Like, that just fucked up.
No, someone was just bored and just was like, fuck him.
Right here.
Don't fucking get me!
You on the last day of this house?
House?
We all take our cars right here when we launch them out.
That'd be fire, bro.
Why haven't we done an all car?
Why haven't we done an all if anybody's caught me in the car video?
Go ahead, we'll start this now.
Why haven't you done everybody call her in a video?
Because nobody here would call in my video.
I literally said I wouldn't.
Yeah, you're not everybody.
You're Stacey Naline.
I listen well to her.
Hey, look at me.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
I just realized you have no eyelashes.
It's because when I was young,
I had eye boogers
and I ripped them all off.
No, you did.
Are you dead ass that ass she just sure me put eyelashes on like the girls and what they do
That's not masculine. I'm on test in Britain right now right now right now. I love that plan
I through the walls
I don't know that is
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is it going on?
I'm draining my lymphatic acid. Yeah, I did that to Boba does that to me that a beard thing. No, it's a
I started doing it every single morning when I wake up I do this.
Wow, bro.
When's your India trip?
It's my India trip.
When's your China trip?
I already went to China.
Okay.
So then I already went to India.
Well, you did it.
Dude, what am I going to do in India besides fucking just love it?
India's going to be fire.
I need to ask you to be fire for you.
I'm about to go back to New Jersey, bro.
After I saw this one video that this guy Tyler made, he exposed my people.
So I gotta go back to New Jersey. What do you do? It's made a video bra. I gotta go back and like set shit straight
I gotta go explore. No, what's in listen to this and putting shit?
What's in it? What's in New Jersey? There he is?
Nope, that's Lou
That Lou that's Lou
No, that's not Lou it's like bright gray. Are you the locksmith sir?
Are you the locksmith?
For Marlin?
Come through sir.
Alright Chad, today we're going to try to steal our neighbor's car with the locksmith that we found on his line.
Okay? So this locksmith thinks that it's our car, but we're actually going to be stealing it!
So get ready and drop a W and drop a like if you're watching on YouTube.
Don't forget to hit that subscribe button.
My chat hasn't fucking worked in the past 30 fucking minutes.
My chat hasn't worked?
You're more of it. You're more of it. Wait, I'm more than
Accessors I think I should advance as fucking disgusting. Oh, no, it's like one of those where you fart and piss comes out like a little bit like a twinkle
I didn't fucking ask
It rate failure? What's going on, bro?
Close, close.
We tell them, like...
Tell them what it is, can I film the live fire?
Oh my bro, my shit is tweaking.
Fucking...
Yo, switch the raw shit, bro. I'm hopping. I'm hopping.
I'll let you know when we just get off in the last half.
How you doing, sir?
How you doing?
Don't mind the cameras. We're YouTubers.
Yes.
OK, I'm sorry.
I'm Martin.
I'm Martin.
OK.
OK.
I've got my car.
And the detailer didn't know that the lights come on when
they turn the car.
So my car ran out of stock.
And then you let the car piece inside of the bayback.
Right?
This is my bayback.
As you can see, if you look through here,
The car keys are inside of the car, can't open the car.
It's because the battery's dead.
So.
You have an ID?
ID?
I do have ID, but it's in my room.
Can I get a picture?
That'll be.
ID?
It doesn't actually get the dollars.
It doesn't actually buy a regular thing.
This is actually, yes, my name is.
Then where's your license plate then?
Where is he going?
Where is he going?
Where is he?
Where is he going?
Where is he leaving?
I'll be grabbing his kit though.
Maybe his kit, yeah.
You think he's gonna fuck my shit up?
Yeah for sure.
Where do we whisper it?
What's the answer?
Wait, he's leaving, isn't he?
I told him my name is Marlin
and I showed him my ID.
Thanks for coming in, it was good.
Is that an aerial out here?
I don't think there's some of these guys in our clip.
I don't think there's any.
It's nice, huh?
Who are these?
Who come out of this?
Huh?
Who's Marlin?
Marlin with the guy in the brown, uh...
SUV.
SUV.
But I'm Jason, I'm my supervisor.
Alright, so who is the owner of the car?
Me.
Yes.
Do you live here?
I do live here.
There is a key inside.
You see the key inside.
Why don't you show me the app, bro?
Show me the app.
Oh, yeah, I can show you the app in my car.
The app you can open the car, bro.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
I'm sorry.
What?
What do you want?
I don't have to help you.
No, no.
No joking.
No, no, no.
It's actually on.
Merges something on the clock.
Is it, hey?
Hey, you two are stupid.
Who are you?
Hi, hi, hi.
Hey.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Come on bro, let's get this maid back over here.
Of course, of course, I'm wearing a big tie now.
I know.
Oh, what the fuck?
Me, you're right there, you fucking flipping dildos and shit.
Who put the dildo on my fucking Maybach, man?
I got it. Who put the dildo on there?
Maybe you were customizing it in the main menu.
You're fucking flipping the dildo.
I don't think he saw it though. He didn't see it.
Oh, God, he didn't see it.
That's why it was funny, because I was like,
come on.
He thinks we're trolling.
You showed him the app.
I did.
I did.
A fucking car, bro.
I can't, you can't fucking get in without getting in.
Oh, he's getting in.
What if he tries to wriggle it around?
It fucks up the interior.
And you affect the interior.
It sounds like a fucking problem for you, bro.
What a rich fucking entitled person.
You're gonna end up breaking that and then crying.
Okay, so, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna yank it. You can move it.
be like this you can move it it's time for wind I'm not supposed to pull it
it's time for wind you can move it oh my god
just a little fucking sissy ironic you have a fucking car that won't turn on
bro the battery's dead so why didn't you charge it
it's not a fucking car it works so how does Tesla work
That dodo is so sittin' up now.
Why do we have a fuckin' dodo in the garage?
I don't know. I'm actually gonna go sit on it.
What?
What is happening to me?
Who's in there? Come on, have a look.
No, you're so loud. I'm taking a word shot now.
Yo, where is this dude?
Dude, yeah, I'm not even kidding. I actually know he didn't leave he was opening his trunk. He was actually opening the trunk
No
Here we go bro
This is
Bro, I'm never I'm pretty sure you put China factory put air. I'm never done. It's slightly pushes it out
I pray guys your alarm's gonna go off though
It's fine the keys in the car
twice
Was the dono
Well, it was fine history it's cuz you went to another island. Yes, remember
I don't know if it feels really strong enough.
Can you get the engine in there?
Yeah, it's in my room.
Alrighty.
I need your sign.
That's a liability for me.
The service manager.
Is this for just for what?
For the invoice?
Invoice.
The keys in the cup holder.
The cup holder, yeah.
What day is it today?
March 4th.
I'm gonna get a good seat while I watch this.
I've never seen someone do this.
This is really cool.
Four twenty twenty six.
Happy New Year.
Name?
What?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Your name is on the license?
Uh, yes.
Inside?
Inside of it.
In there?
Uh, like a registration?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
We're good?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's begin.
Let me ask you.
You have to record it?
Let me open it?
Sure.
So is it?
What is it?
He said you have to record it.
Oh, just in case any damages.
What?
Is that bad for me?
Recording and you getting it?
No, I don't want you to record, not because it's gonna be damaged, because it's a different place.
If you record, it may make a problem.
Wait, that doesn't make sense, what?
What?
No, I tell you what, I mean...
When you're recording for a channel, like YouTube or something like that,
it's like you have to get a license to do stuff like that, understand?
You know what I mean?
Ah...
So it's kind of like, it's broken up for me.
I have license and this is good.
I can do it, but people can't.
Stuff like that.
Okay.
I understand.
Okay.
Yeah, a little bit.
I'm not really gay.
I think I'm picking up what you're putting down
a little bit.
I understand.
Then you'll keep the code.
Well, I'm recording us.
We can edit it out, too.
This is the first time.
I don't want any issues right now.
No, there's no issues.
This is like, if there's damages, you know,
this is a bit scary this is a very nice car
okay so basically the price the price is $2.75
all right cool
first people just say yes to anything
talking about you
come on in
you
you
come on in
yeah you
okay
here we go
Oh
I know
Just a little fyi we won't record it but alarm I do have triggers to alarm so is the alarm gonna go off
I will start having a panic attack
Yeah, okay
I'm just very weird with alarms. I start freaking out when the alarms go off.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
Oh, here it comes.
I'm a little worried though. Just a tad bit. Like, everyone's, you know, here and there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, yeah, just new to me. It's my first time. It's a specific car.
do trigger me so remind you
wait is your car even open yes wait what if he low key just turns on the power
or the car
Sir you're a hero you're a hero and no alarm alarm
We successfully broken to the neighbors may back chat now. We're gonna acquire the keys. Let's go
your back baby
Wait, how did the car open then?
If the if the car turned on then why did the door handle not work?
Let's try this again. Shut the car with the key inside
Oh, you make sure it's good.
Hooray!
No damage.
Boxman!
Thank you, sir. Thank you so much, sir.
Boxman, go.
Uh, shh.
You guys out?
Uh, yes, I was out.
I'll let you do that. I'll go over here.
You want me to go over here?
Tommy?
Yes, how about you?
Me?
Yes, you
W fucking locks
Okay, no troll on
Huh, we can go to a Tesla charger
Hold on I'm gonna attach this to something
I don't know if you can even record this.
I'm just gonna keep it here and he'll see it eventually.
Wow, Chad, we are back, bro.
Some would say we're Mayback.
Mayback May.
Yo, when May happens, you gotta drive the Mayback in May and call it Mayback May.
Oh, that's kind of hard.
That's not even a bad one.
That's actually pretty good.
344?
344?
344?
That was like a 30 second...
How much is a locksmith?
Is it because of the car, sir? Be honest.
Yeah, 275.
I said, the locksmith service is typically
costing between 50 to 255.
So now it's 275.
So what happened to the...
I don't know.
So what happened to the code?
$350?
I thought it was like $200.
I want to show the check on this number.
Let's see.
Fuck it.
We can show you.
Right?
We can show you.
Yeah.
Let's meet at 300.
Yeah?
We'll come here?
There you go.
That's $10 a second.
I took a little break, 30 seconds.
Damn bro, pleasure doing business.
Pleasure.
How you doing?
Is he want the tip, right, you guys?
Good.
How you doing, man?
So, um, the horse has been at the back of the work.
Anywhere else, I was doing a trip, like, right here.
It's fine, man, it's just happening.
All right, bro, we out, bro.
Do I need a suit or something?
From, like, the coach?
Yeah, go and get suited up, bro.
Or you can hop in this, whatever you need.
a lot about $350. Bro, I just got fucking fined dankled. That was 30 seconds of work.
Like, on the fact that he negotiated a down after two is weird.
Bro, $300. I'm not even kidding. The max I would have said $200. I have the keys already.
I don't give a fuck. I would have been like, what? $300? $200 is so crazy. Looks like $150.
Maybe. He said he wouldn't have made money. He was 10 minutes away. He said he wouldn't have made money.
Did you just tell him directly? Uh, nah, went to the company.
All right, then maybe.
It's still 300 dollars.
That is nuts.
He was like 10 minutes late.
Ma, it's one at 180 real quick.
I didn't make that bank.
Shit.
Come on, bro.
Yo, it's my chat.
Get the 1,000s for quick.
Cheers.
They're saying no.
No, say it.
Well, I think there's one guy.
What?
He said, why don't you just take the initial offer of $275?
But he said there was a $69 service fee.
Yes.
That's how I would do it with like $135.
He said that's how he makes the money.
The other money goes to the company.
Hey, I'm not going to lie, though.
I'm not going to lie to you.
You're dangling me, bro.
Hustles hustle bro finesse finesse became quick. That's probably came quick as fuck and he did it quick as fuck
He didn't push like and I got a baby back. So you got a fucking I ain't got that key
No, you won't put it back in right now. Lock it. This is a fun
We're taking your card on two cars
Oh, it's a door that's straightened.
Damn, look how clean it is in this biatch!
It's not bad in here, boys.
Oh, no, I need the box!
Am I everything?!
You gotta rock your body!
Yeah!
You gotta get out without hitting my car.
Well, uh, do you see my spectacles?
Uh, do I see you? Who you are?
Oh, you're recording with my glasses?
It's not my glasses. I need-
Wait, we're going forward instead of my curtains.
Yes, so I can get some space.
Um, I have no bit rating here, so I'll get right Al hopper is the one from yesterday
Is the one from yesterday? No, no
Do we wear a seatbelt for our safety or no?
You're good you're good you're good. I'm okay. Okay. Okay. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
Okay, okay. You're good. Okay. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
You're good. You're good
You
I'm a fuckin demon at this driving shit wait wait check it right there demon at his driving shit man
We're good brother. We're good. We're more than fucking great. We're more than fucking good
No your gut. No. You're good. Are you sure?
I'm not gonna hit the window
You're good, you're good
Turn the wheel, I'm turning the wheel
Turning the wheel, turning the wheel
Almost out the driveway
Almost out, leaving the driveway
And I'm out of there
Woo!
Yo, what the fuck!
My mom said
stuck in the airport, nothing to do but watch you
Can you ask someone to give me a sub?
Yo, someone gift MC Ben a fucking...
Oh fucking, holy...
I'm on gift and wait no way we leak the address of our house. No
Wait, did you see how come without the fucking belt?
What do you mean bro? It's it's up there. Why is it up here? I don't know bro the detail. I just be doing shit
Bro I kid it's lingering that fucking scent
Do you have to do you have to do you have to let it?
Someone give MC Ben a sub right fucking now. Let's get a double
Let's go chat. Let's get the fuck out of here man. I like one the ox man. It's too dark in here
Open that Sunwoof
I think I do a little bit
This is hanging on my dang a lane
All right back job. If you don't know we're about to go play foot football. We got 50 minutes on the drive chat
No, we don't let's get a fucking W going y'all
Bro, if you're excited for the car segment
Don't even be afraid to gift one singular sub facts. I promise you Amazon Prime in the chat
Yo, I'm about to play resident evil tomorrow. You think it's a good game. Um
Yeah, everybody playing that is it good bad. Well, are you are you playing it? Oh, well, you're trying to stream
Yeah, I used to do that used to play resident evil copying speed
Okay, at least I was gonna do this for my day
I have a question about a play soccer wait you got a copy speed playing soccer
L. Jason in the Jack Jack dirty on you and she's a road to let's go five get it
from your boy this biker thing he's gonna get a skip don't skip all of us brought
he fucking hit him bro hit him so I cut in front of him hit maneuver and
family of three in front of us
If someone gets me a sub, fuck you.
Who's on Aux?
I'm on Aux.
He's on Nine Vicious.
Nine Vicious?
Yeah.
How about you play a fuckin'-
Here, lays on Aux, bro.
Bro, can you just aerial us there?
Like, why do we need music?
Nobody wants to listen to-
Gary, now I know I was wrong, I messed up and now you're gone
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Yeah, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Hold on!
You want me out like now
You sound like music to me
Please come home cause I'm used to get read
Can we come home?
Hold on, wait for it, wait for it.
Can we come home?
Can we come home?
Can we come home?
The more that you see,
that I was blind to cool
anything to change your mind.
Wa-wa-wa-wa
Wait put this shit out, this is my part right here,
no part.
The area I'm stuck
in your markers,
afraid to go to the end,
come back cause we are family
and forgive me for being wrong and now my heart is beating like the
saddest metronome so where I hope you're reading my latest three-word
Polo
Gary come on
And it was spools on school zone and then it's food zone
Oh my god, look at the dog. I say fucking true
What are you a portal lock on?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's not a dog, that's a human.
No dude, that's not a dog, that's a heroine.
Mail me back!
Put your ass back in the car bitch!
Oh my god, I almost got a car wreck.
That would have been funny.
I would have giggled.
Me when I giggle.
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Alright this is like
How do we go from fucking Gary come home to playboy Cardi?
Dude I don't know what to play bro
I'm gonna play something, I'm gonna play something
I'm gonna play something
You're in the gym, you're in the gym
I'm gonna show you the room
Look at him, look at this
I mean, look at this, look at this
This fucking guy though bro
I got one, I got one, come on.
What is up?
What is up, bro?
What is this?
Oh
Super idol the show
I don't believe it
The tip of my toes
Young dog, I don't believe you
Young dog, I don't believe you
This is my shit
You're caught in a lie
Said it with your eyes
Said to all my homies
That you weren't even mine
You don't think I got a heart
Send that shit to hit me
Hit me
The fuck is this version
What is this for?
What did you say?
What is that, guys?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
We were good
We were good
Trying to dream
That cannot be so old
We were good
Ahhhh you put that shit
Love us to changes again
What's in those holes in the air?
I'm not playing that one
Whatever bro, no more music for the rest of the car right?
But if I don't have it, I'll have it.
My fucking speakers just blow up?
What just happened?
My shit broke.
My shit broke.
Alright, no more car sound.
What?
What?
Oh, Jason.
Is this music time or friend time?
Hold on, let me put on some real, some real little old music.
Put the shit up, will you?
wait what? that's not my brother
who the fuck is Tommy rich man?
who the fuck is Tommy rich man?
yo bro, who the fuck?
who's in this?
who's on ox?
who's on Tommy rich man?
is it you?
what the fuck is Tommy rich man?
yo you're spamming the fucking songs
is that me? who the fuck is doing this?
who's Tommy rich man?
Okay, I'll take it from here.
Yeah?
Are you on the jam?
Alright, put some good music on.
Not this shit.
We're not telling rich men.
Man, there's not shit right here.
You didn't know.
Wait, where's my volume?
Volume?
J.C.O.B?
That's where I'm at, sister.
You know I'm a O.C.O.
That's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
that's where I'm at,
I'm not gonna let you down
I'm gonna let you down
I'm gonna let you down
The way you walk, the way you come and stand me The way you walk, the way you touch, whisper to me
The way it does, the way it's gonna kiss me
And that's a dust, just to me
Alright, you heard the uh, forfeit is?
You know what the forfeit is?
We donate our sperm to a sperm bank?
Yep
Yep
And then 18 years later find out who the kid is?
Yep, and then pay child support
Yeah
It's a little dramatic one
We can't lose, we can't lose, bro
We can't lose, man
I'm gonna be the best player out there, the coach was
Bro, are you gonna leave me on the field alone?
Bro, first of all, nobody ever says left out without saying, you can't- let me teach you-
Spin it out!
Fuck man!
Let me teach you something about life, alright?
In life, you can either come in the sink or sink in the co-
Oh, fuck it.
Okay?
And right now, it's the time that you really decide, are you gonna come in the sink or
sink in the co-
What the fuck are you talking about man?
It's a double entendre, because right now the sink is life and you're about
to come into real life right now.
Or real life is gonna take a-
We're about to play soccer, man.
First of all, it's football.
That's number one.
Number two, number two, life is going to take you
if you don't take on life, OK?
So you might have someone in your life
who doesn't want to do the same things as you, and that's OK.
But that's what makes life so amazing.
It's because you could do whatever you want.
Haters will be my waiters at the table of success.
It's a good one.
I also like the one that goes,
haters will be my master-baters at the tables of success.
I haven't heard that one.
That one's new.
That one's like a harassment one.
you know it's like uh oh yeah yes oh boom what are now what's going on what's going on
are you all together? not this time god and bro
I'm everywhere
I'm not supposed to keep talking about there, I'm fine
Why are you getting away?
This is the last song
I don't know
What's going on here?
What do you have?
So this song's good
Okay, not this one
What's going on right now?
There's on the OX
The song before that was the song I came up with
Is it crazy that you just say that part of the song before?
Well
That's why you're a part of this case.
No, the fuck I'm not.
No, the fuck I'm not.
No. Yo.
Who's on Ox? Who's on Ox?
Somebody change this song, bro.
I remember on some real shit. Can I put this up for me for real talk?
Oh, this is a good song.
Can I put this up for you, William?
Turn and find, walk and know the road
Don't drop your brother, it's good you got to go
Some of the bad stuff has gone as far as
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
And in the end there's nothing
I hope you have the time of your life
Yes!
How do we get to 9 minutes?
This is you.
That's a good song.
Oh, my God.
This is gonna be a real nice...
What?
What?
What?
Ah, please, how nice.
It's kinda original, but it's...
It's kinda peaceful.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Say what?
Holy...
They put some real shit on bro, let me hear it bro, get some out of luck here on.
Done done done done, I don't even like these, I don't even like these.
I cannot bring my pistol, I cannot put this jeep in track and let you hear the engine.
Hey!
So what's our game plan, bro?
Um...
As a coach, like, where are you positioning me?
Uh, missionary.
I'm gonna make you get freaky on the field.
What?
Listen, bro, Marlon runs at you. You open your legs.
He's coaching, though.
Oh, shit. It's okay. He's chopped, bro.
He is chopped.
We fucking mod, Marlon.
Mind if I put some, uh...
One of my favorite Travis Scott songs on?
Sure, man.
Track three sick old mode let's hear what this is about
Interesting I've never heard this song
Track three sick old mode
What? What?
Jake! Jake!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Oh, fuck that shit
Put that real port on, hold on
Put that shit up, bro
Put that shit up
Put that shit up, bro
Put that shit up
I love that shit up, bro
So instead of
Yo, this song got ruined
It's gonna keep going
So instead of
So instead of
Like, why did this song have to get turned into, like, a beat, bro?
It's okay, good
Yeah!
Yeah!
I still
Yeah
Yeah
Hey, hey
She's a lover who I am
Back in high school I used to bus it to the dance
Now I hit that FBO with duffles in my hands
I didn't have a say in 13 hours to my land
I did the right of life, hey
Like a wife, like a wife
I said do the fair
I did the right for the night
I said you sell them in the shade of double pay
Man, I said that school's the settlement
I cracked down the block
Made her right, girl
What year was this made? 2017 when Astral Lord came out? Track 3 Astral World 2nd Ogoes
Did you just turn off the backlight? Yeah now bitch, we're talking about it
No because it's on right now, you know when we need a night time?
No
Hold on, they put that good music on
I'll put the backlight, the second fucking note
How do you operate this car bro?
Bro, this shit on bro, this shit's my shit, please
This is my shit bro, you put this on, this is my shit, keep it this up, keep it this up, this is my shit
SHUT UP HARDY!
Look at all of this bitch!
It's fuckin' Jordy Coyote!
Put it up!
Come on, man!
Did I make this?
Fuck you!
Fucking pussy in front of us, bro.
Too many chains, y'all!
Yellow light means speed up.
Yellow guy means speed up.
I mean light.
Bro, why does it still say 50 minutes?
Shut up!
I'm not gonna do it.
Two.
I'll tell you, I'll make you get him off me at least.
Go ahead, tick tock boys, sing it.
It might be a surface to think this
But then I've missed that summer
And times are so much simpler
I might be wrong to write this song
But I don't have to taste the wings, dude
I hate to speak about this thing that's turned
It's coming, it's coming
I need to speak about his downstairs
Hit me a lot of the way, bro
you
you
you
you
you
If you met cheeser real life on the streets, he would body you
Let's get a crazy fucking crazy
Me versus cheeser Ray versus me. I know you know you should go already. You know you should do you should host a boxing match in your may back
People just fight in the may back. I don't know if there's enough room. That's the point
You just fight and then wait. What are you gonna do in May? You gotta do something
What do you mean?
It's May, May, Mayback.
Mayback, May?
Yeah, you gotta do, you gotta basically, I think you total the Mayback insurance fraud
and get a better car.
I don't know if I want to do that.
I think I'm gonna keep this car forever.
Maybe you should buy the guy who won your giveaway at Mr. Bisa Tesla.
I didn't win.
I didn't win.
And I was my fucking cousin who won.
And you scammed him.
You fucking dick.
That Tesla has never seen a lot of fucking things.
So cheap too bro, it's like so till I get the 10k that you owe me
Once you pay out that 10k I'll pay out the test first one. It's not 10k anymore. It's nine hundred eighty eight dollars
What my interest rate you lost money?
Because I paid it out already. You didn't pay shit a month. I've been giving you a hundred dollars to your bag
Since when incident you haven't checked. I take my bank account every single day
I haven't had a fucking dime from you never I pay for never in a million years
ever give you some of my fucking dimes are you crazy fucking you fucking
bending down really bro you fucking Chinese mother was there man was there
bros let's get a sag in the chat for the driver's air to end man
Why did you do that?
Why did you do that shit in 2020? You know you know who should do what you saw I'll go on the Epstein
We should do that for a stream. I said that but I think we might get EMP to the murdered
No, they did it for a YouTube video. We can do it for a stream. There's no way we can do it
I'm down though if they we can make it put on a list. I'm already on a list
We could do that live no one's done it live and you know, yeah, I don't want to go back to that island again, bro
I don't it's so fucking lame like what are we gonna do just sit on the top we can't even go in anymore
What you mean again? I meant like I watched the video too
Oh, you know there's a ranch in New Mexico. Of course. I know about that. That shit's fucking disgusting, man
I know about that. We need to do something. Well, guess what the government does it on purpose
They kill humans and they kill babies and they eat them. It's fucking disgusting
You know what the world humans were not doing anything about it. I can't do anything because the government controls all of us
It's fucked man people are so carpet in their own lives, bro
If it was like a hundred years ago, there'd be a whole revolution, but now bro
It's wake up go to work wake up
Wake up go to work
We're trapped in a fucking system. There's no more revolutions. We're fucking trapped in this box and
Why you can't care you've got to live your life, bro
Just try to be happy we have to care but you can't stop the government. They'll kill you
Yeah, I'm trying.
You know what's crazy?
I'm gonna stop the government.
Think about the people above the government.
Who's that God?
Oh no.
There's some free masons.
I gotta stop talking black wrong.
Oh, I mean something.
Something's going on, bro.
Listen, bro, just open your third eye
and make sure there's no triangle behind it.
Well, she's wide open.
Did Marlon actually get invited to Michael Rubin party?
That's just Michael Rubin, that's literally, Marlon is his play toy.
That's why he put on that little dress for Michael.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Facts are no chat.
Oh fuck, it's all adding up, bro.
It's all adding up.
Here we are.
31 minutes chat.
Dude, shut up.
are we there yet careful chat they might come after you guys in the chat
who is the actual spy on the streaming industry I know it is fan of Tony really
I know exactly who it is you wouldn't be surprised if I told you wait say I can't
say it might get me.
What do you mean?
The fandom doesn't want to say it.
You literally went to the event of...
Let me stop talking.
Yeah, let me stop talking, bro.
Let me stop talking before they actually come after me.
I'm not going to speak too much.
What are you talking about?
Speak your mind.
That's why I don't go to things, bro.
So you didn't go because of what?
I'll put your third eye, bro.
You're fucking idiot.
Okay.
Let me explain.
Let's get to the sock again, though.
You all focused on this song?
This is you?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Wait, they're saying cheezer's the spy, and that's why you're afraid of him.
I'm afraid of cheezer.
I said I saw he was gonna claw my eyes out, bro.
Fucking terrifying.
Yeah, who would win if I did? Cheezer or Jason the Weenie?
I don't even know, to be honest.
Like, you're pretty strong with cheese. That's the big cheese.
That's not the big cheese. That's not the little one.
That is the biggest cheese.
You might fucking...
Might fucking, yeah.
But, what about you? You could be a national fucking hero, you know?
Don't worry, bro. I'm gonna get beat up off camera. I'm waiting.
No, you have to...
you
you
you
you
you
You
Marlin and lacy are they here yeah, they said 45 minutes
I don't even know what to do.
I'm low-key, hi, bro.
I'm fucking ready, bro.
I've been needing this training.
I got my ankle brace on, I got the cleats.
You do need to get trained.
No gait.
Bro, we got a coach.
I've been trying to set my chat.
Yo, we actually got a coach.
Low-key, my ankle's starting to hurt as we're getting closer.
What are you talking about?
You didn't even step on the field.
On everything, my chat.
You've been in the court for 30 minutes.
My trauma's coming back.
What are you talking about?
Last time I was here, bro, it was bad, bad, bad.
Yeah, I remember.
Tell me if you're nervous right now. You're ready. It's right here, bro
Wait, wait last time you were here was when you fucked your ankle. Yeah, I never came back here. Holy shit
It's like I got banished. I got banned
Here we are
Here we are bro, you feeling any right go I got you
What the fuck? What is this guy doing?
Yeah, you gotta find it by Nathan.
Fuck if I get good breakfast on mine, I don't care.
This guy is like wiggling his fucking tongue around.
Fucking hate all of the jet.
Why am I parking in a park?
Fuck in front of people, if you know they're- it's our friends.
It's just-
Park in front of Wosh.
I mean, park in front of Wosh, and so you tell them it's our friend.
Oh, what am I looking at?
You're just gonna park in front of everybody?
Corr-zontally?
I meant like vertically, you fucking moron.
I'm gonna park in a handicap. Is that crazy? Is that illegal?
I hope someone handicapped comes in fucking just kidding.
I'm gonna put it right here.
Oh my god.
Here we go, bro.
It's just probably like, who's this dumbass driver?
Hold on, bro. It's mad Hispanic people.
That's how you know it's gonna be complicated.
Yeah, you guys turn your train and you gotta like, try to get to the-
TREASURE TREAAAAAAAAN!
Yeah, like, try to get me out of this, guys.
The fucking GO! Let's get the wheel going!
Let's get the shit out of here.
There's a spot over there.
Ooh!
There's a spot over there.
Ah, it's fine.
Oh, you got
Coach today, bro
Good man
No, no, no. You good? Listen, no fucking around today. I'm a scout, all right?
Scout for who? After mouth, bro. Wait, you're on my team. They're mine
Where I see let's look at the calm. Okay, I don't know. Okay, no
Damn last time I was here and curled up at a ball right here. I was like this
No, No, no, no, no, no.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
And then, and then, and then, you give the...
Call him up, call him up, call him up.
Yeah, I remember.
Fucking dead, bro.
I remember.
All of you.
Good morning everybody!
I got a fucking intro.
What's going on?
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, we've got to scout, scout.
Listen.
I think he's pretty good.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, play soft guys.
Anywhere up top, striker, left wing, right wing, or if not in the 10th?
You came for a break?
Yes.
I might, it's quite, you know, first pick potential?
Yeah.
First pick potential.
I like it too.
Good boss.
See you in a while, man.
I know, bro.
It's been a bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh, no, no, we need you. We need you
No, no, that shit is going on your brother last time
Marlin just choose you get it. I got you bro. Just deny it right away
All right, let's talk about our refs, maybe.
Oh, holy ref cam.
Hey listen, when games are looking out of hand, brother,
just be confident that we'll take over, okay?
What?
People here who's the best?
I'm being honest, the best.
Obviously Jackson, the one that you just talked to.
Jackson, I'm the first pick potential.
First pick potential?
I've got to give it to Kevin.
Kevin G?
Let's get it
You got OSHA yeah, this is like one of the problem you have this one pleasure
Was it good? Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, there's also a good other first pick
Say that's what I like to come on. Oh
This
Hey, I do have shoes you get big I'm ready to you oh
Yesterday, I had you in the seat though
Yeah, my ankle break on
I'm coaching yes
I don't have shoes
Listen bro, I'm gonna be coaching I'm gonna be doing better than everyone in mentally
Marlin's coaching too
Listen, I'm aggressive. I want a tee bro. Oh, I wish I'm ready, bro. That's all I'm gonna say
Yes
I knew it. I knew the leaks were fake.
Set me out!
Are you ready? You're gonna keep it as straight as possible.
Tell me when it hurts.
No, tell me when it hurts.
I'm talking like when it hurts.
Okay, okay, okay.
Make sure the muscles die. Make sure the muscles die.
Okay, okay.
Oh, fuck. That was really tight.
That was really tight.
Ah, fuck it!
Ah, it's lucid!
Oh my gosh!
Let's go.
You look like part of G-Side.
Or J.S. Park.
Get off.
All right, next one.
All right, what's going on with that tight ass butt?
Get in the grab his hands and pull from the back.
You actually have no ass.
No troll.
That's you.
Where's your camera, bro?
You're a long stretcher.
I'm gonna do that okay you know I know you don't want to play stuff but what
this
let's fuck it go man let's go bro I'm hype I'm actually ready bro I don't know
when does this start what time
Is that one?
I think we got red.
Still red.
Oh, that's Nick. Nick Narcina.
No, he's good. He's good. Where is he?
Nick Narcina.
Is he?
Yeah.
You know, uh, you know, Brayden?
I had a kid named Brayden Schwartz.
In my high school, he was autistic.
Okay.
He had a twin brother.
I'm top ten defender, bro.
No, no, let me see a jago boss. Jago boss? Yeah
You guys know Chicharito?
Chicharito, the famous Mexican player. They call me Chicharón.
Chicharón! You haven't brought?
No, yes. It's my number.
What is this for?
What is this for? For the stream.
Yo buddy, you're in a men's league no longer a child league.
Wait, what? Is this not going to be on here?
I'm gonna be on this whatever you want to be on it. It's just in case so that Jason should continue to go back
Where's your cameraman, bro?
I don't fucking know if my camera man. I mean he's ready to go whenever I was just hop on that I'm just getting everything
Well, you fucking dick writer
You're just an ingest hopper now. You saw a lot of times you hop on my shit
I'm not gonna hop on your shit for 20 minutes. No, I'm just fucking piece of fat fucking slob
I don't need to say I knew the leaks were fake you put something in your pants for that club
I knew I look at it look how tight these pants are look look look no type of balls in here
There's nothing in I never claim to have a big dick, bro
Never claim to have a big dick. I'm baby care game. I'll be a baby care game. That's fine
Good job, bro
Let's go
I'm noticing a national way get a session of women's mother you didn't invite any women is uh, oh Jason in the chat right now
I thought it was a big every day's national instinct me
How far is Marlon and Lacey chat?
I know no?
Pretty good.
That might be the first pick.
Bro listen, you let me do it.
First pick?
I don't even know.
First pick might be the goalie, bro.
First pick is goalie.
That might be the bad plan.
No, no, easy thing.
If you have the best goalie, they won't score regardless.
Simple as that.
And then, we gotta get Green.
Green?
Green is green.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay?
We gotta get his do-low, girl, which is Jose.
Jose, no way.
No way, Jose.
Alright.
You play for the MLS?
Yeah.
You play a Messi?
Yeah.
Really?
What the fuck?
Wait, is this already connected to that?
Should I take this off?
Yeah, you can.
You can.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Why should I?
How do I ask this?
How do I turn it off?
Keep it good.
Alright, I'll fuck you up, yeah. I'm the fucking king.
I'll fuck you down.
Am I less than an ocean man?
Alright, who's my lamina, mom?
Right here, right here.
Right here?
Yup.
Okay.
Damn, bro.
That's not a funny version of that, bro.
What's that?
The black and green shirt.
Hello, sir.
Ready to who?
I'm ready for the future.
I know you.
You've been wearing the height boosters.
What happened actually, I do have extras
58 you want to be 511 that three fucking inches. I'm sorry
Not here not here. I was gonna put them in here, but I was like the high level player. Yeah, are you good?
I'm a defender
I miss you like oh, okay. Oh
Okay, I promise you not bad. Let me see. Let me see. Let's see. I'm looking for my mini mall
I'm a defender.
I'm a defender.
Left foot!
He's got it left.
He's got it left. Not bad. Not bad, kid.
I'll see you out there, coach.
You sure?
How'd it go that way?
I mean, do you see something? Fuck. I'm a defender too. I'm a defender too.
Is this your ball? No.
You can do pickups? Thank you.
I'm in the game, bro. I'm playing.
Are you from Dallas?
I'm from Dallas, Dallas, Texas, I want to go to Frisco, you know Frisco?
Frisco? Yeah, no Frisco. Damn bro, what do you do out here?
I stream out here with Nick. Oh, shit. You been to Arlington?
Yeah, I've been to Arlington all the time. I play in the AT&T stadium in high school.
Yeah, I play soccer ball. Yeah, so what are you playing? What are you doing here?
I'm streaming. Right now, I'm just here for more support.
Nick? Okay, okay.
Are you playing out?
Hell yeah, I'm playing.
Oh, what?
Shoot on your kicks, brother.
Shoot on your kicks, brother.
That's it.
Yo!
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
Are you both here?
Are you both?
You're both out of your shit.
Oh, fuck no!
Hey!
Are you not playing?
Are you not supposed to be here?
Yeah, we're not though.
Are you not supposed to be here?
No, full body of Deedis.
You seen you there?
I know.
You're not playing?
He's not playing, bro.
He's not playing.
He's not playing.
He's not playing.
body who body it is don't bring it right there yeah I'm scouting for us I
got oh shit oh fuck yeah yeah yeah what's that what's that one song
Costa Rican.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
How you going?
How's it going?
Costa Rican swiping.
Yeah.
Man, that's that shit, man.
You playing?
Nah, I suck at soccer, bro.
It was hope.
OK.
Who's your 10?
Who's your 10?
Oh, that's about it.
What's the run?
What you doing?
Always.
Your foot's honorable?
Yeah.
I actually, I used to call you
you know, Ronaldo.
Today?
Yeah, back in the day.
You played football in college?
Football.
Not that.
Football.
Yo, Twin.
What's up, man?
How's the draft going?
Let's keep moving.
We're going to be drafting teams.
Lacey and Marlon are going to be drafting teams.
Like one and every other.
Me and Ron.
Yes bro.
You're below me tonight.
You're playing.
You're the player.
I'm going to send you in where I need you in.
I'm going to take you out when I need you out.
That's how it's going to work.
When people think of Barcelona, they think of the fucking coach or the players.
Players I'm your lamina mall tonight. I I'm your lamina mall. You're my zin chow today
I can't believe this fucking guy then
Fucking sissy boys. I'm on a field today
The game is marlin, I'm gonna be marlin brother. It's really hard. I got it. Look at my ankle
You're from yesterday, I'm party fuck, I got glasses.
How much I got to pay you?
You're in the charity match, you're in the charity match.
Nah, so I'm gonna treat you as such.
I'm not you two-way, so I'm not your homie today, okay?
I'm just a referee, I got to be here.
Wait, man, bro, we came along, I suppose.
We're just refs today.
Okay, okay, today I'm Eugene, okay?
Okay, if I found somebody, let me get away with it.
I might give you a pen.
Maybe, maybe.
A pen? We're doing pens?
Maybe, but that's what the game is about.
Yeah, we're doing pens.
We might give you a pen, you know?
If you get fouled on the goal line, we'll give you a pen.
But
Don't do that bullshit
No one actually seen her
This motherfucker or this motherfucker all right, and just let me know all right
I'll come back. I'll come back.
Don't do too much, remember?
Let me go.
All right, guys.
That's the jersey I got you.
Who's the guy?
Who's the guy?
Who's the guy?
You gave me the China jersey.
I gave you the China jersey and this jersey.
I bought this jersey.
That's the jersey I got you as a present.
Give me.
I swear to God I got you.
You didn't give me the part, Jesus.
Well, I told you and then I gave you a nice jersey.
Wait, dead ass?
I swear to God I did.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Because you gave me the China one.
I still got a China one.
I'll debate on why I got that today, but...
This one's fire.
He did.
Now my asshole, bro.
Where's the minute to go?
Hey, where's the minute to go, bro?
Hey, let's win today, yeah?
I'm on your team.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I'm gonna pick you up for sure.
We'll see.
LJ.
L-f-j.
Yeah, okay.
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
All right.
What up?
What up?
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Whoever on my team is winning, so.
Oh
Yo
What up?
There's an immediate
Can we fucking start this shit or what?
You think you just come in here and talk about that?
Come late and all of a sudden you start.
No, we know all your time, man, bro.
We know all your time.
Also, you're chopped, bro, and your face is bloated.
Oh, yeah?
You're sub-five.
Oh, really?
I'm going for 10 goals then.
MTN.
I'm going next one.
I got a piss, bro.
Put the camera on.
Put it on Yu-Gi-Chop, then.
Jump ass.
And we gon' jump.
Wait, where'd he go?
Here's a star for the next two minutes.
Oh, okay.
No ads.
3CTV says Yu-Gi-Chop.
Wait, you're dead ass?
No, no, no. You told me I'm the star, but I thought you were trolling me.
Yeah, like you can take the show for like the next minute. Okay. Um, I didn't say advertise the stream. No, but I thought you were truly sorry
No, I thought you were gonna walk away like I thought you were gonna walk away. So
So you know what I mean? But it's like I mean rod dog drove two hours and he might not even fucking play
Bro, I drove two hours. Everyone here is a pro apparently
But but on the on the good hand though on the good hand on the good hand you could lie just let me I can't hear that nigga
Okay, January. Okay, but you can over say
You gotta be my boy. You can't say shit because I'm gonna be like
And I need you to be like I was working. Yes, I'm not gonna say shit. I'm not I'm not gonna say nothing
No, I'm just right. What about Moosh?
I don't know you probably know Moosh is bad. So I can't talk about him on stream right now. You know me
I can't talk about
He said he said kill yourself three times three times in a chat, bro. You know what you chat
No, yeah, you don't say so, you know, but I'll talk about him once it gets unbanned in in person
His race me is kind of weak in text, but he's kind of weak.
He's like just a 39 year old that kind of messaging me at that point.
He's just like, yeah, but yeah, soon, soon, soon.
It's good to see everybody.
It's good to see the beautiful game, bro.
Everybody coming together for the beautiful game.
We have him, he's very handsome.
You know what I'm saying?
He's very handsome.
Marlin's chopped, but we got Nick, he's very handsome.
And we got Park G's song.
Park G's song.
Making a special appearance for us.
Thank you, brother.
Hey, buddy.
chillin man let's fucking go bro
we got coins? what do you have a coin for?
we get for six? we get for six? they have fucking marlin bro
marlin not playing something
he's literally gonna play
whoa do we have a
are you ready?
you ready?
Hey, what the fuck, man?
What the fuck, bro?
What happened?
What happened?
I told him about the transfer.
Okay, a lot of players don't have that.
Hey, everybody, everybody!
We about to play everybody!
Everybody, to the middle line!
Come here!
Why didn't no one let...
No one let...
There you go.
To the middle line!
To the middle line!
Yes, thank you, man.
Thank you.
Yo, make sure you take that.
And then we'll be right here.
Every fucking cameraman right here!
Oh fuck.
Everybody take this!
Take this!
Oh fuck!
We're getting a bit of a crowd.
There's just cameras everywhere.
Look at this.
All of the fucking cameramen.
It's not planned, bro.
I don't remember you after today.
Uh...
I think you should keep your clothes.
I'm not in the mood for something like that.
Why don't you want to see the effect?
No, I'm not. No more.
want to say whatever I said that day I never meant to I called you short I
said I called you short I said some bullshit I said some bullshit I want to
say today whatever happens in the field it's me and me and Rob versus
Robert this old camera man we need a line all right hey if you're playing if
If you're playing on a white line, if you're playing on a white line, camera man, over here!
Brady, Brady, pull up!
Oh, what's going on over here?
No fucking negotiations, bro!
I'm gonna first pick you now!
Yo, yo, yo, on the line, on the line, on the line!
Oh, shit, fuck it, fuck it, you can keep it, fuck it, all right.
All right, boys!
All right, all right, all right!
All right, okay listen listen listen listen let's plot.
Yo, shut up yo.
Hey!
Stop hitting him.
Chill.
Get on your fucking side man, we're getting the first pick.
Yo, that's not how that works!
Yo, you!
That's not how that works!
You!
Come here!
Come here!
That's not how that works!
Come here!
Come here!
That's not how that works!
Yo, you!
That's not how that works!
You!
Come here!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
I'm gonna do that.
Nice one.
He's got a gun.
One, two, nice and right.
All right, you got a quick flip.
All right?
Oh!
I will give y'all your choice.
Wait, don't do it yet.
No, no, yeah, I know.
Y'all have first place.
Today, 2v2 football draft, me and Ron versus Lacey
and Top Marlin.
Give it up!
Come on, y'all.
Come on, come on, y'all.
Come on, y'all.
Come on, come on, y'all.
There we go, there we go.
We got mad players on the field. We're doing 6v6
Five players on the pitch one goalie. So six total. Let's get this thing going
There's no actual coin. There's no actual coin
The do we have coins here coins
Don't have a fucking listen hey
Hey, hey go ahead pick
You heard him.
Tails never fails.
Oh, heads.
Heads.
Three, two, one.
It's for first pick.
First pick.
BANG!
You already know who our first pick is.
Hell no, that's not how it works.
Everyone move out the way, we gotta look.
Clear, clear, clear, clear.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
What are you talking about?
Fuck no.
You're gonna see by this game.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey.
Put up!
I like this.
Yeah.
Where the foot is?
Yo, it's good, bro.
What up, gay?
Fucking white speed, man.
Tiki, brother.
Nice to see you.
Move it.
Move it.
Hey!
We don't even need a thing, bro.
You already know who, bro.
I'm gonna mention it.
And a mess.
And?
Stable.
We got our first pick!
We got our first pick!
Listen, hey, tell everybody, brother.
We got our first pick!
We got our first pick!
Listen, hey.
Everybody
It's our goalie right here all-time goalie not a single goal today. Go ahead
Because you said that right before we even keep me you didn't give me the millie
No, I'm the mess winner lose though
Who you gonna choose bro?
I know, I know, I know.
You know who's good?
No, no, I know, I know.
I can't, I can't.
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
Relax.
I made this joke.
How much fear is you have of all?
Um, not much.
I got a question.
No, simple question.
Are you a goalkeeper?
You're so handsome.
Oh god.
We're not getting to know.
You're welcome.
I don't move for anybody.
Yo, let's go.
Everybody stretch versus skins.
I'm trying to take a second pick.
Second pick?
Bro.
That seems cool.
Right there?
Okay.
Oh, oh my God.
Okay, that's a good, that's a good first pick.
Yes, I.
Um.
Okay.
I mean, you already are, yo, come on, yo, get your second, hey, fat ass, why do you look
at me?
Get your second pick.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, yeah, we're good.
They're stressing, bro, they're stressing.
They have no idea who to pick, bro.
It's actually hilarious.
This is a cacopharm, muck a lot.
It's a cacopharm.
I'm scared to play it, bro.
I'm so fucking excited.
Is it like a challenge?
Yo, do we get a timer on this pick?
No, I get it, come on.
We got it down there, quiet down.
Bro, this is like 50 dudes, come on.
off bro oh my god man
there's some good players I know some people that are pretty good
yeah yeah that's bad picks bad picks bad picks bad picks
bad picks that's bad that is bad picks that's bad picks
should I get the duo
I don't want to know, do you guys have the reds?
Both the reds.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Don't fuck yourself.
Yeah, yeah.
Who did they hit before?
Hey.
Okay.
What's that?
No.
What's so funny?
Come on, honey.
Who?
Who DM'd you?
I don't know, right?
Fuck.
It is.
It is.
It is.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Hey, we got our third!
Come on!
Chop, chop, chop, Mr. Chop, chop, you're chopped.
That Jason, ain't it?
Chop, chop, no?
Chop, too?
Oh, I don't get it.
Why do you call you chopped?
Who?
Uh, Marnad.
They protect that.
Wait, so as a coach, am I supposed to put people in and take people out?
Yes.
Oh, this is great.
Okay.
I got it.
Okay.
This is good.
This is good.
Who do we get?
We need someone tall, though.
Bad picks!
Bad picks!
Bad picks!
I'm just getting everybody ass-miked up, bro.
Alejandro!
I
Smells great
It's nice Marlin scared to pick Braden bro
Should we get braided just to bog them
Bro chat there's no way we
They're saying get chalala chalala
I don't know.
It's a baller.
Baller.
Baller is good.
Baller.
Baller.
Baller.
He's getting stressed out.
He's getting stressed out.
He's not.
He's not.
That's bad picks.
That's great picks.
That's great picks.
I'm not even worried.
I'm not even worried.
I'm not even worried.
I'm not even worried.
I'm not even worried over here.
Listen, if we can get Rated, just so he plays against Marlon Muggers,
he can Muggle.
I said Rated.
I love you.
He's not going to pick Rated.
He knows we're getting Marlon Muggers.
Rated is a safety picker.
We are the security.
You don't need to pick him now.
Zavala! Zavala!
Come on man, let's go to the team.
Thank you.
Welcome to the fucking team.
Right there.
Shrap up man.
What about the plant position?
Don't worry about it. We'll send you in.
Thanks table.
He's gone all over.
Thanks table.
Thanks table.
Thanks table.
Thanks table.
over. Yo, it is bad. I go live, but they told me.
We're late. We're late. They told me right now.
K dabs dancing. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Ask more. I'm on the phone, but we're not working.
Marlon's scared, right? Look where he's headed.
Yeah, Marlon. Marlon is mocking you.
Careful.
He's getting mad, he does get mad, he's not going to pick brain for anything else.
Chats done, you don't need tall people for, you need someone tall to, someone's got to
The bicycle kick guy?
Yeah, he's here.
But they don't know that.
That's the other version of Lacy.
Let's get this one.
Let's get this one.
Let's get this one.
Any day now!
Anything?
I'm an athlete.
Can I say something?
I put Jason in the seatbelt.
Yes.
I'm an athlete.
I put Jason in the seatbelt yesterday.
Yo, yo guys.
Yo guys.
Are you all gonna pick or you're fucking cumbersome?
Ten years.
Ten years. I'm waiting.
He's got fucking metaglasses on, bro.
He's gonna ask how many tiktok lights for sure.
Hey, Marlon, make sure he asks you how many likes for fucking collab though.
You see the...
On Aussie, on Aussie.
Oh shit.
Nice, Harris.
You got metaglasses.
I'm not on it. I think we do.
I think he's got them.
Let me see let me see you one of the strip let's stretch out
All right, what that's the ball back to me
Oh, yeah, no
He's got hard.
He's got build.
He's got build.
He can't be asked with a zealster.
Oh my god.
Holy mog off.
Oh my fucking mog off.
Oh my god.
I'm a dollar.
Bro, they're just chipping in the ear.
We're going to win.
Have you picked me? We're going to win.
Where's the ball at?
I'm going to have a little bit of a chase.
I might even give you a chance. I'm gonna say I'm gonna take it.
I'm not even giving you a chance, Clayton.
I'm gonna welcome you to the fucking team.
Let's go.
Way more appeal.
Way more appeal.
No, he's not bad. He's not bad.
No, no, he's not bad.
Not bad, bro.
But that wasn't the best pick, but...
Jada bro, how do I tell you your last pick bro?
Jada, you have a backling on.
No, no, no, I got, that's my shoes then.
You don't want me to bring my shoes out.
They're choosing white speed, bro.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
That's the fucking evil pep.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Can we get an Aztec over the shores, bro?
The shores.
Hey, bro, the peps are still on the road.
That's right.
Thank you.
You need to warm up.
You need to warm up.
This is...
This is...
This is the only way to get my speed.
There's no way we can...
I'm not getting away, man.
Action.
I got my speed.
All right.
Jesus.
All right.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
This is a short box.
What's going on?
Hey y'all suck man. Yeah, trap
Yeah, I'm all the shit
Yeah, I remember you cold
players. I appreciate it bro. What's your name? Alberto. Alberto. Go crazy. You got
12 years of experience, right? Of course, I got more. I got 16. Come on, strap up,
bro. How old are you? I'm 18, I started at 2. That's how you know who he is. What the
fuck? I started earlier than everyone else. Hey, hey, that's not possible. I didn't
even walk till I was 4. He's kicking balls at 2 years old. Oh, kicking balls at
On my one-year birthday bro, I can't get enough of it.
I'm being so dead out of it too, bro.
Welcome to the fucking T-Shader, bro.
Yo, Pick! Come on!
Oh, they're already Pick here, right?
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
Come on, Pick! Let's pick.
Hey, come on, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
He's coming to us.
What are you doing? I wanna do a trade.
I wanna trade.
Why are you shaking his hand, bro?
Why are you shaking his hand?
Are you on the arcade?
I've never met him.
That's why.
Oh, just got him out.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Oh, he's good.
I don't like that.
Stable.
We met at Target.
Go on to one of the teams.
You can do that.
All right, man.
Let's trade.
Let's trade.
Let's trade right here.
I want to hit.
We want to hit.
We don't want to fucking trade.
I want to hit.
I want to hit.
You and your trade.
All teams got to want to do it.
Hitting on me.
No, I know.
Don't do that to me, bro.
No, it's not.
Go to the squad.
Jason, you won't do that to me.
You better get them up around here and meet them before.
Big Pecker.
Big Pecker.
What did you do to him, bro?
Hey, listen, listen.
Marlon in to start running at him.
Just like hugging him.
OK?
I got two of these shitty friends in the fucking room.
It's OK.
Come on.
OK, you're good.
Let's go.
Come on.
We got X.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
That's cool.
OK, we're good.
We're good.
We're good! We're good!
We're giving like three.
I chill.
We got good things.
I don't even want Jay down.
I'm not alive.
I'm not even a little bit.
Yesterday, we explored a single goal,
because of me.
You get picked. You're playing for one minute.
You got one minute to play.
You shouldn't be in the game.
This is my fucking event.
Bro, you are cheese.
Come on.
Fuck you got backfully on
I don't want you down. I don't want to meet a little bit. So yeah, many glasses
Are you gonna ask me like
No, no, no, you're not supposed to show them that you're not supposed to show the team.
Well, I'm the team.
I'm maybe very well.
No, I'm fine now.
I need you locked in.
I'm going to send you in.
I'm going to send you in.
I'm going to send you in.
You guys don't have a bigger size?
Locked in, I'm locked in.
I'm going to send you in when I need you, OK?
Hey, I'm not telling you I'm locked in.
I'm not telling you I'm locked in.
Hi, hi, I'm, uh, it's plague, bro.
Um, I need one extra jersey.
Your jersey, for Corcha.
Wait, Ron! Ron! You got one jersey? Give it a red!
Okay, it's time to win, bro. It's time to fucking win.
Ron!
Hey!
Yes! Come on! Woo!
He just told the whole team that he's starting, they're starting.
How are you out of breath?
Stop playing, bro.
You good?
When I said you would, I wouldn't run at people.
Okay, I got you.
Push them.
Yeah, go ahead.
Hey, team Ram!
Team Ram!
Come on, pull up, pull up, pull up.
Everybody, everybody, everybody.
Come here, come here, come here.
See y'all today. We drafted a better team. We are a hundred percent better than they got no fucking trash ass team
Alright, the only way they win is if we give up and I gave me enough if they score more goals is how we lose
That's how the game works. All right. Listen only not a single goal today. No fucking goals. All right
Listen, listen, listen boys listen as the coach for today
Every single time there's a goal at the end of this
40 burpees each.
40?
What the 40 burpees you got?
Me tell me?
40?
What we all gonna do then?
Oh!
There we go!
You good?
They great man.
Welcome to the fucking squad.
Welcome back.
Are you talking like 40 burpees?
Oh shi-
Alright let's fucking, let's break a-
No let's fuck that.
We got it.
Okay, okay.
Get a second.
Get a second.
We are Naples!
Hahaha!
Cheers.
Hey you are going to win some tomatoes like this,向
the coffee.
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Here we fucking go, y'all.
You got me?
What the fuck?
I didn't look at clown, bro.
He's a dumb muggy, bro.
All right, who got the speaker, man?
All right.
Everyone line up for the next one, Adam, y'all.
Line up, please. One big line. Here we go.
Hey, coach, your face up.
God, I'm down.
Make the face, make the face, line up,
make a single foul line.
Oh my God.
Gather around our coaches.
Let's gather around our coaches.
Holy shit.
Wait up for the camera man to go through.
Can I throw it on?
Oh, fuck your breath smells like shit.
I'm sorry about that, Todd, it's fucked too.
Not worth it.
Cue the music, maybe.
Can we get the next hat, please?
We need it to be in the middle of all this.
Make space, make space, make space, make space.
You have a 50 camera!
You have a 50 camera!
You have a party camera, bro!
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Let's get out of here. Let's get this going, baby.
And the Land of the Blue!
Come on!
Come on!
Check what's there.
There we go!
Come on!
Oh man, it's only goal!
Hey, cameraman!
How are we doing this? Yo!
It's too many.
They're probably at the center side.
Oh yeah for sure.
Hey!
Hey cameraman, y'all no other field.
Too many cameraman.
I'll be by the door.
Outlaw? Listen, just gonna record in my face.
Anyone? I'm starting.
I'm gonna make the decision besides starting.
How many people are on at once?
I'm starting.
It's six or five?
It's six, including the goalie.
Including the goalie for five.
Let me put my shirt on.
Hey, hey, I need everyone to line up.
I need to put my starting five.
I'm starting five.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
You're gonna be playing along me.
Besides the goalie.
I need my starting five there.
I'm telling you what.
I'm telling you what.
Right there.
Right there.
All right.
Starting five.
Jason's van.
Jason.
There you go.
So that's for number one.
Number one.
Number two.
Come on.
No.
What are we?
What are we?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
We're going to hold him for a minute.
What the fuck, Alan?
What's our team doing?
Brother, we ran out of jerseys, gang.
You came like 30 minutes too late.
Any injured is there to go to.
Okay, yeah.
I'm going to do all of you.
And then, golly, golly.
Golly's already in the goal.
Okay, how many minutes is the game?
Total so I gotta give everyone playtime you know I'm saying you see
Each half 20 20 minutes. Oh, this is me a lot of swapping them. I'm not gonna lie
Listen boys, I might be aggressive. I might call everyone, you know wrong names. I might say yo, yo, yo chop face come out
You know I'm gonna be like that. No
I'm gonna create nicknames as the game goes. It's listen the open listen
One, two, three, four.
Hey, where's a few?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on the field, though.
What?
Oh!
That's all right, play it.
Okay.
Listen, keep your ears open.
All right?
What are you looking at, bro?
Wait, so where's the sideline?
We're going to be over there by the door.
I'm going to be like, go!
What's wrong, bro?
You upset?
I'm going to paint Richard's on the player anyway.
What?
Paint Richard?
Paint Richard?
Yeah, like a sixth man.
Like, come off the bench and perform.
Like a little Williams.
Oh, Bradley Ville, you only started me there?
All right, bro, wait, you're staying in?
Yeah.
Hey
Do I play soccer stop playing with me, bro
Oh, hell no, they got they got hella America over there you suck
I did this last time right here. That's fine.
Alright, anyone ready?
Come on!
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Get in there, get in there.
Yeah, get physical. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Nice, easy. There you go, man.
We shot, we shot like that.
Oh, no.
Get the nick, get the nick. You got it, you got it.
I cannot play this.
It's not possible.
Like that.
Nice, Nick.
Keep working.
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go.
Oh!
I can't see names yo fuck. I gotta how do I how do I call you back? Come on. Come on. Come on
Be with him. Easy. Slow down. I like that. I like that after there. There we go.
Like the spurs like the spurs
And give a rolling pass. No bounce pass. Yeah, get aggressive. Nice. Nice. Nice Jason. I just farted
I'm not gonna let it go.
Yes!
Great deal.
Wait, wait!
No, no, no.
I saw you, I saw you, I saw you.
Nice!
Good shot.
Great shot, that's a great shot.
Great shot, keep it, I like that.
I like that.
You keep doing that, you won't get some cookies after.
Cookies?
Yo, ref, can you do something?
Thanks.
Come on.
I'm about to get Jason out.
Your chat is not too many players.
It's five plus people.
You want to get Jason out?
Five plus people.
You want to get Jason out?
You want to get Jason out?
Come on, come on.
Jason, I'm about to get you out.
Fuck you talking about show me something. Okay. Just let it fly, huh?
Slow down boys. Let me see your defense wolf. Hey stick the formation good
Yo, right oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, who better get my oh, yeah, he's on that he's on that he's
Hey ref! Hey ref!
Come on, are you fucking blowing ref?
Are they crying?
We need to get through that defense.
Vamos!
You need to get through that defense.
Why is Jason speaking Spanish?
I don't know.
Nice, keep using your body.
Oh!
Nice, and they get there, and they're good, and they're good, and they're good, and they're good.
Nice!
Good defense!
I'm talking, I'm talking.
Good, good, Pat.
He's slow down, good.
Nice, nice.
We got time, we got time, we got time.
They're good, amigo.
Vamos, vamos, vamos.
Good job, brother.
That's my first beat.
That's my first beat.
Hatter, hatter, hatter.
Good job, good strong body.
Good box shot.
Good, good.
Long game.
one good wait get there don't you get there oh my god don't go now fuck
this is this is gonna be a close game no one's gonna get I'm surprised nice I'm
really stay there we don't need pressure we need pressure Jason Jason I
need to see something like I need a good defense Jason I need to see
Something
You're done for 30 seconds minimum I'll send you back in attack. Don't worry. That was bad
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
I'm gonna put you back out for 30 seconds.
How do we do that?
I don't know, just reset.
He just dumbed me.
I know, I know.
Just reset.
Who the fuck is that, bro?
He's not even Mexican, bro.
What does that even have to do with anybody?
Repress.
Stay there, stay there.
Stay there.
Next, next, next, next, next, next.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Keep your keep.
Nice corner.
You're cheap, you're cheap, you're cheap, you're cheap.
Alright, listen, talk to me.
Don't get tired, don't get tired.
There you go.
It's all you.
It's all what the young says.
Yeah, we're good.
Five sirens.
Five sirens.
That's all you got!
That's all you got!
That's all you got!
That's all you got!
I said, go!
That's all you got!
What was that?
What was that?
It's okay.
That's just 40 burpees at the end.
That's all you got.
What's your grade, too?
That's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
He's a hostage.
How many times do I say I have a whole lot of money?
Why am I getting McDonald's ad on my phone?
Oh my God.
Come on, play hard.
You guys gotta play more aggressive.
Nice.
There you go, Brandon.
That's you, Nick.
Aggressive.
Wait, what?
No, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, fuck.
We're all going to take strikes out.
We're going to take strikes out.
No, I don't know what to do with the delay.
Okay, let's give them more defense.
We need defense.
We need defense.
We need defense there.
We have two strikers.
Nice, Nick.
Nice, Nick.
Come back, come back.
Easy, we got that.
We're gonna save you buddy
No
Whoa, come on, come on, play aggressive.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're moving out, we're moving out.
What the fuck?
We're going to stay too rich, too rich, too rich, too good.
Oh, good, I like that.
Aggressive, great, aggressive.
Communicate, communicate.
Form an edit, come on, go.
Stay there, Nick.
This is your chair.
It's all on you, no.
That's not out.
That's not out?
That's not out, really?
Nice, Nick.
What the fuck?
Keep staying, keep staying, keep.
Shoot him!
Oh no!
Shoot him!
I love him too!
Kill the cake!
No brother!
No, no, no, no!
The shot!
You missed the high!
Give me the ball!
Give me the ball!
Get out of this!
Can I see?
Oh yes!
What about one more fight?
Back up, back up, back up, back up!
Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep!
What a mess.
What a mess.
Hey, hey, keep shooting!
Hey, hey!
Tattoo light, tattoo light, tattoo light!
Salvador!
Salvador!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Salvador!
You're a fuck!
Yeah, come on, come on, go on, go on, go on.
You got me something.
If Jason's asked, you're going to go.
Again, that's your game.
There you go, there you go.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
So now, it's got to be legal, we're good.
All good, all good.
Come on, come on.
What do you think, is somebody in for Nick?
I think I need to strike him right now.
I think it's Brazilian, Brazilian, Brazilian.
Yo, aggressive!
Play, bodies!
Hey, where's my, oh no, that can't be happening.
Oh my god.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god.
Yes, coach.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What do you think?
What's up?
Top right.
Top right.
Jason.
Jason, get the fuck out.
What are you?
What happened?
Oh my god.
Jason.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Jason.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
You never see so work. It's hard as I will
You'll never see
You need a break? You need a break from us?
Yo, Brandon, up!
Jason, you're out!
Get back in. Get back in.
Jason, you're out! I'm out!
You're out. Yo, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, you're out too.
Nick, take a breather!
Take a breather!
I need a breather. I need you right back out, okay?
I need you right back out.
I don't want to. I don't want to, buddy.
Alright!
Alright, I need you right back in there.
You guys?
What the fuck are you doing?
We didn't do that bad!
Fuck off, fuck off!
We didn't do that bad!
What's this adjacent?
What the fuck is this?
You got fucking nutmeg three times!
Whatever it's called, bro.
No, no, no!
Are you hurt?
Are you good?
No, no, no!
Get it out!
Come on, show me something!
Come on, back!
Yes!
No, no, no!
What the fuck are you doing?
No!
No!
We're good, we're good.
I don't know what's in it.
Hold this.
What do you think?
I got about three.
Oh no.
I got a glass.
Okay.
Good body.
Get that with your hands!
Come on!
Come on.
Yo, you wanna fucking complain?
This is your 40th birthday right now.
Go down and do it.
There you go, there you go.
This whole stuff and I'm fucking big too old.
I don't, I don't, I don't.
I beat it out!
I like you, I like you.
I'm thinking about seeing my first take.
Oh my god.
Get it out!
No, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna hang you up on my couch.
I'm not gonna hang you up on my couch.
Oh no, you fuck up your fire!
He's clashing around.
He's not even playing his position.
OK, hold on a minute.
What's his friend name?
What the fuck was that?
Back down, man.
I told you defense.
I need aggressive.
I need aggressive.
He's good, he's good.
My blue shorts is good.
Blue shorts, get ready.
Pink shoes got to come out.
Yeah, you're not the game.
Hey, pink shoes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Five.
Good, good, good.
Pink shorts.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick break for you.
Quick reset.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Hey, hey, hey!
Let him message, let him message, let him message,
let him message, let him message!
Oh, he's just licking down, that's your five.
Did he just break it out?
Wait, we fucked up.
We chose a long team.
Oh my God, this guy knows how to play.
I like this, I like this, I like this.
Nah, we're good, we're good.
Ain't no rules with that.
You, where?
Where?
You can't pick up the ball!
You can't pick up the ball!
That's a, hey, hey, hit that!
Hit that!
That's a penalty, man!
THAT'S A FUCKING PENERY!
He tied his hand, Bobby!
OH MY DAYS!
OH MY DAYS!
OH MY DAYS!
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
THE FUCK IS THAT?
The fuck are these whiffs, man?
Getting a fucking headache.
Get there, get there, get there, get there.
He's tired of you.
Let's see who's fighting to knock these out.
Show me something.
Nick, this is good, bro.
Good.
On S.
Good.
Good.
Finish.
YAAAHHHHHHHH!
Let's go!
He's good!
He's our sleeper.
That's our sleeper, bro.
That's our sleeper.
Does anyone need a break?
Does anyone need a break?
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Whoa.
Watch, watch, watch.
Watch, watch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut, shut, shut.
The one with the color in there?
Hey, TG.
Shut the fuck up.
Hold it.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey.
Hey, stay pushing up, okay?
Hold it.
Double Hose.
Are you good?
No, you're so
Good good momentum momentum momentum
The press press them
No type of head game on you
Get it out. Get it out. Nice. Oh, yeah
Oh yeah, ice out, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Good try, nice try, nice try.
Come on, come on, come on for a second.
Hey, if it was a bigger pitch, that would've been it.
Nice try, bro.
I know, I know.
Nice try.
Keep going.
Take a break, are you hurt?
Are you hurt?
Are you hurt?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
No, no, no, it's okay.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Something's going on.
I don't think there's a one.
I feel like I'm on the pitch.
I don't think there's a one in the pitch.
A one?
I'm trying Pablo.
Try Pablo.
Nice, Nick.
Good, Nick. Use your body. Good. Good, Nick.
Oh, he's right there. He needs to get out.
He's good. He's good. He got us.
He got us.
Why is white speech so funny?
Get in there for white speech.
Nice, Nick.
Nick, follow him. Follow him. Follow him.
Here you go.
I'm about to put you guys in one sec.
Okay. Okay.
I need to see that.
Go. Hey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You have 30 seconds to impress me.
You're back out.
Impressed, mate.
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Go ref!
You're hitting our teammate!
You're hitting our teammate!
Oh.
Come on, Becca!
He's just walking.
What are you doing here?
He's out of breath. He's out of breath.
Oh, I like to sign up. I like to sign up right now.
That's got me
I think right here.
The problem is Jason we haven't even got a shot.
Like a good shot.
They got way too good of defense here.
Becca, Becca, Becca.
Oh, oh!
Becca, you're fucking out!
Messi, go in.
No, wait, is her half-tripped?
He's already out of there.
No, wait, he's already out of there.
Messi!
Where's Messi?
Is Messi in?
I'm out!
Where's Messi?
Pekka, out!
Pekka, get out!
Pekka, get out!
Pekka, get out!
What the fuck, man?
Get the shit out there, man.
Get the shit out there.
All the value.
Get the shit out there.
We need to reform Elixir.
Good, Nick!
Good hustle, Nick!
You see, I told you Nick...
Elcoach?
Fuck you.
I need to see...
We're down right now.
We need time.
We need time.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Oh
Watch the ref, watch the ref, watch the ref.
Get on, get on.
Watch the ref, watch the ref.
Press the ref, follow the press.
Actually, that's all you, yup, yup, there you go.
Good, go, go, go, go.
Through his leg.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I need to see something, I need to see something,
or you guys are out.
It's too quiet.
There's three of us.
There it is.
No, no, no, no.
Everyone, get on!
Get on!
Some of you, some of you.
Some of you, some of you.
Some of you for someone else being lazy.
Nick, again, again.
Yeah, that's a great pick.
That's a great pick.
That's a great pick.
That's my fucking super stuff.
You all got a team of scrubs.
You all got a team of scrubs.
Hey, watch out.
Watch out.
Yo, you fucking little puttin' this.
Hey, don't puttin' this.
Blue shirt.
Blue shirt.
A brown shirt.
A secret weapon in there.
Yo, yo, brown shirt.
Look at that, Nick.
Yeah, out.
Momentum.
Get it, get it.
Get it in 30 seconds.
Quick, quick.
Come on, go over.
Oh, yeah, we're good now.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Yo, yes, yes, yes, I like that.
He's got literally, I'm sorry.
He has 30 seconds to address.
Go to the other right, go to the other right.
Great, I might go in.
All the way to the right, yeah, right in the right.
All the way in the right, right there.
You're sweating, relax, reset, we're going back in.
30 seconds, start now, show me something.
Stay down for a little bit, stay down for a little bit.
Yes, Jason, oh no, oh no, Jason.
I'm about to send Jason out, oh no.
Oh no, Jason.
What are you?
Show me something, show me something, show me something.
Hey, hey, you don't know what you're doing.
Yeah.
No.
Oh my God.
He's the best dog.
What, what?
Oh my God.
You have nice, that gets to show me something.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Give me a goal, give me a goal.
We need another one for half time.
Bang.
Yeah, good shot, good shot.
Hey, keep fighting that area.
Good shot.
Hey, oh everything about football,
fighting the horse, put the ball through the neck.
Yeah.
Good job, brother.
To chase him.
Hey, bang, see that left.
Hey, Brandon, Brandon, the bench warm over there?
Is the bench staying warm?
Just making sure the bench is staying warm, that's all.
No!
My team's falling apart.
Oh my God.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yes.
Straight pajamas, get out.
Metaglasses, you're out.
Metaglasses, you're out.
I need you to climb.
Go, get out quickly.
Turn, turn, go!
Money will all be saved.
Middle glasses, get the fuck out!
My god.
Yes!
Yes!
Beautiful.
You have 30-minute half-time.
30-minute half-time.
Never again.
Pessus!
Hold on.
Give me one second, I'm gonna get you back in again, okay?
You just, I know, that's all right, that's all right.
Oh my, oh my, nice.
Good defense, I'll put him deep in.
Go, go, go, go, get him out of here.
That's a great way to get the ball out there.
Brayden, show me.
Stay there, five, five, grab him from him.
Yes, Brayden, yes, yes, aggressive.
Go, go, go, five, five, five, five, five, five.
He's a little boy, he's a little boy.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Woo!
He's a good team, that's all right, that's all right.
You got him, thanks.
Wait, why is Jason still in?
Oh my God.
You're about to go out in a second.
Hey, you're little.
Some of the opposite.
You've seen that.
You've seen it.
Good, Nick.
Good, Nick.
Jason.
Good, Nick.
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
Jason, that's your moment.
What the fuck?
Jason, you're out.
Jason, get out.
No, that was middle.
OK, fine.
One more chance.
You have one more chance.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
And put him back in.
And you guys, right here?
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
One more attack.
One more attack.
One more attack.
What the fuck Jason nice
You want to win or lose
What?
What?
No, no, no.
What?
Are you guys...
Are you guys...
Are you guys...
No mama, please!
I don't think it hurts.
I want to see him.
I want to see him.
Oh, no, you fucking...
What?
What hurts you?
You're not hurt.
Why?
You're not hurt.
No, no, no.
That's why I said it.
That's why I said it.
That's your face.
You're not hurt.
Oh, oh!
Oh, he's fucked up.
Hey!
Don't go near.
Don't go near.
Don't go near.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, calm down! Calm down!
Hey, you two, come on!
Tell him to go!
Where are you going?
Everybody in the place!
Come on!
Come on!
Ah!
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Hey! Hey!
You, you!
You have to get up and yell!
I'm gonna say hello!
Can you make a pappas like a dude?
Alright.
Come on, say something.
Alright.
Here, take some bandage roll.
You got it, come on.
Oh you got it, you got it.
I'm gonna say it here.
No!
I got it!
Clear, clear!
Clear!
What kind of a pappas?
Yeah, I got it.
Come on, you can adjust it.
Just to say it like that.
He's tough, he's tough.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'll make you sure my brother's not a game.
Go daddy!
Don't miss us!
Go daddy!
Come on!
Come on!
Go!
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
What I don't coach!
That's what I do!
There's something out!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
My ankle!
That was tight.
That was good, good, good.
That's gonna be tight, that's gonna be tight.
That's gonna be tight.
I like it.
It's fucking walkin'.
I like it.
Nice.
I need defense right now, come on!
Yo Marlon bro!
Yo Marlon!
Maybe you should take off that trench coat and get in!
You want to fucking lose in five minutes, then I will!
Hell no, hell no, not happening!
You good?
Listen bro, we can take that.
Nice pity go bro!
Nice pity go!
I would have been so mad.
That's all right, that's all right.
It's okay.
Come on.
That's good, that's good.
The question is, is the ball a lie?
Are they about to score on us?
No, no, no, no.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
about his quarrel. The ball might not lie in a second. We're gonna find out.
We're not getting in the game, that's for sure. So we're quiet on the pitch.
Communicate! Talk, talk, talk! Open, read it!
I
What's going next what's going next
Let's go!
Good shit!
Yes!
Hey!
4-4!
Can we get a timeout?
How many times?
Timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout!
Timeout!
What the fuck?
How many times?
I don't know, I can only...
See that shit?
One pinch.
Stop, stop, stop!
You should get nipped back in there.
You should get nipped back in there.
You guys are playing good.
Oh, shit!
Bro, we ran out of turds, you got a lot of people that look old.
Okay, I need two more to tell you guys about.
Be honest, be honest.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Wait a second, you have a shoe fell off,
you're going back in, and then you're going to go back in.
Let's get it, come on.
I
Been cramping
I don't care like I'm just sorry. Oh, we guys guys guys guys. You see the fucking goalie. Yeah, you gotta get
With this new trip. We need to shoot more. Get the fuck out of here. I mean them all get out of here. Listen
Okay, fuck out
Listen, I'm not kidding play aggressive
They're not good shooters.
They're just getting lucky, because you guys are being little boys.
Hit them!
All right, boys!
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's run it!
Let's run it!
Come on!
Come on, momentum!
Here we go!
Build it!
Build it!
Build it!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
All right boys, come on!
Beautiful to see boys, beautiful to see.
Come on, let's play ball.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's yellow ball, yellow ball.
Red ball, red ball.
Come on, come on, come on.
You got Tim in on me.
The fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Everybody on the field.
Rock it.
Come on man, come on man come on, come on.
Okay, come on.
Come on a cake
Yes, what a save that's clean. Oh
My fuck
Yo, strikes! Get him! Get him the fuck out of here!
You're going in. You're going in.
Yo, get the fuck out of here!
Yo, I don't know. That one, I don't know.
That one, I don't know.
Yeah, that one's done. That one's done.
The rep didn't even call it. The rep didn't call it.
Yo, what the fuck?
He's arching his- Yo, yo, yo, Yugi! Get him the fuck out of here!
He's walking fine!
Hey, you out! You out, bro!
It's not taking it seriously. It's not taking it serious.
He just keeps saying he's Wendy's friend. I keep bothering me like I watch that watch. You good bro. You're good
This is not basketball, yeah
Oh my fucking god!
I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to...
When you said pick up the injured, I'm not... I'm not... I'm sorry.
Peck up! Peck up! You're gonna have to injure that player.
I need you to run into him.
Don't step on his feet. Fall on his ankles.
You get three cheeseburgers if you hurt him.
There he is!
Can he grab that?
How is he this good of a lowly?
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, my mess!
Come on, let's get it going for the hell, y'all!
No, no, no, no, we need him to get injured, bro, we need to injure him.
Oh yeah, come on, wave!
Come on!
Nice five, nice!
Me home, nice!
I said right in, right in!
You shot right in, nice shot bro!
You shot man!
Son!
Oh yeah!
Who you thinkin?
Who you thinkin? Who you thinkin?
Blue shirts, you wanna go in?
Alright, who'd like it out?
Stripes?
I need, I need, I need
Brighton's my out right now
I need a hero pecker right now. I need you to level up one more
Oh my god.
Everybody, what the fuck?
No, no, no.
No!
I can't.
I can't.
Oh my god.
Great, show me.
I put the wrong guy in.
What?
I put the wrong guy in.
Hey, hey, go get him.
I put the wrong guy in.
Hey, come here, come here, come here.
Messi, Messi.
I put the wrong guy in.
That's my man.
That's my man.
What?
Hiko, where you going?
Hey, love the esprit out of there.
What are you talking about?
Give me a go.
Give me a fucking go.
What?
out of there. What are you talking about?
Here they go. Here they go.
We actually need a player to actually...
We need to re-assign them.
All right, I'll go to the side, to the side, to the side.
Who's it like?
Stripes?
We're braiding. We're both.
I want to keep braiding into a monger so he can get more.
Oh, that's us.
Oh, that's us.
Just what? Yeah. Every...
I fucking love that kid.
I fucking love that kid.
That was a goal. That was a goal. No more.
Yeah, put him in the game.
Yeah, it was a goal.
Is that a goal?
What?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, Braden, tie your shoe outside of here, you're out.
Braden, you're out.
Mini Brecker, go in.
Heck, I got it.
No, keep Braden in, keep Braden in.
Rev, rev, rev.
Go Brecker, quickly, run.
Brecker, get it?
Braden, Braden, you're out.
Hacker, go in.
Hey, I need y'all to fry him right now.
I'm gonna need y'all to fry him right now.
Pekka!
Pekka, get him!
Punch him!
Get him!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
What are you doing?
Pekka go!
Go!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Go!
No!
He's not bad though!
He's not old man!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
Come on!
Pekka!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Pekka!
Yes!
Oh, he's in, he's in, he's in the back, that's the game,
that's the game winner right there.
That's the game changer.
Oh my God, Pekka, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
Oh my God, Pekka, keep going.
Oh my God.
He's trapping right here.
What was that, half-time, what is it?
Half-time, half-time, half-time.
Red team, Red team, come.
Red team, get on this pitch.
I'm sure, I don't know, I don't know.
I'm sure, I don't know.
Oh yeah, Yuki!
Oh yeah!
I need you to stand next to me in that old house, okay?
This company's just an old man.
This union government should have used that as well.
It's not so bad, whatever they call it.
Like a...
Like a moggur.
Moggur.
It's a bro.
You have the appeal.
He has the PSL.
Whatever.
What's that for?
He's a state foretrudder.
Listen, you tie your fucking shoes.
They stopped the meme.
Are they still recording?
No, no, I'm not recording.
10 million likes.
No, they're not recording.
Pekka?
Amazing stuff.
I'm gonna give you like five minutes to reset
Five minutes reset. I need you listen listen listen listen to me, and I'm not kidding when I say this
They're actually not that good
The only problem is our defense like when we're on them, bro. They're little boys start fucking shoving
You know the game the game changer was pressing what they pressed to get tired. They have one player doing every day
One player
When you guys when you guys are higher when you guys are up bro have one of your players. Just come on
You gotta realize it's a small pitch right so more aggressive you know I'm saying make sure
Fuck off as simple as that. These guys are fucking tiny
There's little boys doing good. You're doing good. Listen. You can't do anything if defense isn't fucking doing anything
All right, so when they're on you, just oh, you know I'm saying just fucking oh
Come on and you
I had a goal.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
You're fucking good.
You're so good.
It's my big game.
You know what I'm saying?
There's no reason.
You have a big fucking rule coming up.
I was born for this.
I was born for this.
You have a 6-pack.
You have a 6-pack.
Or you have a high percent body fat, to be honest.
It's okay.
Everyone just does shit.
I don't look like a look monster.
You know, I just...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, chop shit out.
Come on.
You know what I'm saying?
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me.
I see you
Red team on three red team on me
Stop
Right, I need everyone to just remember
Have fun. You know I'm just fucking kidding if we lose to fucking Marlon and Lacey
I'm not your arm is on the line or sprints on the line
If we lose if we lose our sperm goes into sperm bank and 18 years later
That's what I meant.
Can I get a question?
I'm sorry.
OK.
Listen, man.
Get in there, boys.
Go on there.
What do you want?
Give us a chant.
Give us a chant.
Let's do it.
Spend a little bit of your time.
Spend a little bit of your time.
Spend a little bit of your time.
Spend a little bit of your time.
Get in there, man.
Let the rules go.
Who's starting, though?
Oh, who's starting?
Look at him.
Pecca.
He's starting.
17 for now.
And I'm going to reach up to that.
He's playing.
He's playing.
Brady, you win, bro.
Hey, Brandon, you gotta step in.
I'm on the floor for this.
I need him on the tee.
I see you guys.
This could be our little meeting.
What the fuck is going on?
In those balls.
Look at the back of the shirt.
Who's next?
We already have Maxine.
This is like Gojo vs. Sakura.
This is like Gojo vs. Sakura.
One, two, three, four, five.
Hey, they got money like gold!
Come on, bro.
If you lose to him...
You lose aura!
Yes. Everything's on the line here, bro.
Come on, Ronny!
This is the P.O. vs. P.S.L.
You mock him!
Mock him!
Okay.
I don't know if he's shit or if he looks like he needs this.
Hey, come on.
What?
Whoa!
What?
Wait, no.
Okay, I'll give you some time.
I think it's 5-5.
Hey, Marr!
Hey, Marr!
Come here!
Real quick before the shots!
Hold on, hold!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If the ball hits my face right here, maybe I'll make them do it.
I'll make them do a 10-0.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Actually, I'm not sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
After, after, after.
He's not doing bad, but what the fuck is this Parley's going on?
What the fuck's going on?
Wait, $5 on who?
Oh god.
What's that Parley?
What's going on there?
This might be our strongest line of the year.
Not chin, this might be our strongest line of the year.
Fuckin'.
This is on, Peyton.
Where's Peyton?
Where's...
Ember!
Pressed!
Oh my god, Barley, this way.
Yes!
Yes!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Yeah!
Handball! Handball! Handball!
Freak it! Freak it! Freak it!
Come on, Brayden!
Let's go!
First goal!
Yo, Reck, can we get a review on that?
Can we get a VR?
Can we get a VR on this?
That's it. That's it.
Yo, we need to talk to you.
Come on.
Penalty taker, penalty taker.
Can I have taken?
No, no, no.
Look at Marlon.
Look at Marlon.
Look at Marlon.
I need you right now.
Yeah, look at him up.
Yeah!
Hey, let him take it.
Let him take it.
I gotta finish this.
I gotta finish this.
If he misses this, I'm gonna be mad.
He's out.
You can't miss.
This is literally out of town.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're fucking me!
You're following the fucking game!
I like that energy.
I like that energy.
Be careful over there. Be careful at ease.
Come on, bro. You don't want to give another one.
Yo, come on, ref! Come on, ref!
It's always been that way.
Hey, I am down! I am down!
Use your six eyes!
He's still looking for more.
He's behind you.
I know.
But what did they call it?
It's liner!
Make yourself big, make yourself big.
Mocking!
Yeah!
God, awesome! God, awesome!
Stare him down! Stare him down!
Stare him down! Stare him down!
Oh my God, I'm going to be a little more safe.
It's getting to 110, I'm getting out.
That's what I'd like to see.
Hey, blue short three.
Blue short ten month.
Oh my God, what the fuck was that?
We should be up by two right now, by the way.
Just put that out there.
But they got two.
Get on the phone.
Get on the phone.
Nice.
Get on the phone.
Oh my God.
More hard hits.
Ah!
Oh my God, more hard hits.
Get up, get up, get up!
I can't wait.
Wait!
I hear a fucking dog.
I hear an actual dog.
Hey, fuck.
Hey, fuck.
I'm gonna have to send one of these.
Wait, oh my God.
I don't have fucking speed.
I don't know that.
I must have, I must have, I must have speed.
Need to go, need to go.
Heck, I need some murdering.
Oh my.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
One P1, oh my god.
That was your moment, Braden.
I saw the end of it.
Keep shooting, keep shooting.
Nice shot.
Look back.
Come on, come on.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
One blue shorts, aggressive.
Nice.
Oh no, oh no.
Nice.
Again, again, again.
Again, again.
No, no.
Oh my god.
Nice save, good save.
Oh no, Marlon.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
No!
Get it out, get it out!
No!
Get it out!
Oh, get it out!
Kick it out!
Nice!
Get it out!
Just a go!
Wow, you're not clearing that out.
I did it!
You should!
Pick it, pick it, pick it.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Pick it, pick it.
Pick the next.
Pick the next.
Oh my god.
Rayden, Rayden, you're out next.
Come on, come on.
Just one more.
Good boy.
Dude, this is a guy.
He's got a lot of work to do.
He's got a lot of play to do.
He's got a lot of play to do.
Oh, yeah.
Nice. Good stuff.
Shoot it!
Oh, God. There you go.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Good, good, good, good.
All right.
Messi!
Come on now, come on, come on.
Nice job, man.
She be ass gold.
They're out with Mickey ass gold.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Oh!
Wait, we got a goal.
Wait, what?
We got a goal!
It is!
Good job!
Good job!
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
Oh, brother!
I don't know.
I should be honest.
A-7!
A-7, baby!
A-7!
8-7 baby 8-7 we're up by 1 we're up by 1
8-8 8-8
8-7 8-7 bro, hey 8-8. It's 8-7 8-7
Oh, yeah
Oh
Wait is it not a day
Oh my
Behind you, let's try Marlon
Wow, wow, that was fake sexy.
Dude, how is he such a good goalie?
I don't know, I haven't played much.
But he's like doing shit that he shouldn't be.
Press his ass, press his ass, press his ass, press his ass!
Yeah!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, no
Oh my fucking god.
Hey, on my life, everybody calm down.
Oh my fucking god.
Get breaded back in.
Get breaded!
Get breaded!
Get breaded!
You're breaded!
You're breaded!
Get him in for it!
Yo, go short!
That kid's nice!
Oh my god, Swamphouse!
Swamphouse!
Hey, hey, hey!
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
We need breaded back in.
Holy shit.
Breaded!
It's okay, bought us life.
Bottle's alive! Bottle's alive!
What are you doing?
Clear!
Bottle's alive.
Is it 88?
Oh my god, this is a game.
Oh yeah!
I saw some swampy but...
Bottle's alive!
I know, that's good. I like it.
I'm the same. What?
I need a frame log.
No!
Get it out of here!
I don't know about you.
REIDON, STOP KIVING UP!
Nice!
BIT IT!
OH MY GOSH.
FALHA!
I'M IN A BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT.
Oh no.
DEFENT!!
GET BACK ON DEFENT!!
GET BACK ON DEFENT!!
DEFENT!
Clear, clear it, clear it!
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my God.
Oh my, oh my pussies are like throbbing.
Nice!
Good save.
Pressure, pressure, nice, nice, here's your body.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Good save.
That was good, that was great.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
How do I get into it in a minute?
Wait a minute.
I'm going to have to actually just throw my finger.
Oh the fuck.
Come on, Messi!
How do I get into it?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
That's not your body, bro.
That's not your body.
Marlon you had a clip! You didn't finish it!
He's good, he's good.
You want to play again? I'll give you 30 more seconds.
Mara breaking.
Mara's going to get ready.
He's over there.
Next goal.
What is this?
Oh no.
They're probably on the gun.
Brayden, you need to play on that.
Come on.
No, you're good, Brayden.
Don't worry.
Don't listen to him.
He's locked.
There it is.
There it is.
Don't be scared.
Press your hand!
Yep.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh my God.
He's trying to get a clip on Marlin.
He's trying to get a clip on Marlin.
We got to play fundamentally.
Hey, we got to play fundamentally!
Oh my god.
What?
He said no!
No, I got him.
Yo!
That's a goal!
Where are you?
Yo!
That's a goal!
Hey coach!
Brad!
Yo Braden, messy!
Wait, time out. Braden, messy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who else got injured? Who got injured?
Messy! Messy!
That's a goal!
Hey Marlon!
Stick to the fundamentals!
Stick to the fundamentals!
Stop trying to go for swag!
Yo Lacey, what a coach.
So, yeah, you know man
That boys beautiful fucking stuff that for me
Yo, I need you guys what the fuck was that
98 us what do you mean again bro? That's it. Why do it's 60?
It's 30 minutes each up
What's up?
Yeah, I want to...
On there!
Come on, save!
Good shit, golly.
Let's play aggressive!
His metaglasses are off!
Next, leave me alone!
Oh, my God!
Of course, we're late for...
Oh, my God!
Matt is about to get out of here.
get out of here.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Get in there, fuck.
Meta Alphahool, Pekka?
You ready?
Meta, Meta, Meta!
Pekka, get ready.
Hey, you listening?
Pekka, you got to get in there and injure somebody.
Just do what you just did, bro.
Hit the, hit the.
No!
Hey, Meta Glasses!
Meta Glasses!
Meta, you're out!
Meta, you're out!
Meta, Meta, out!
Meta, you're out!
Meta, you're out!
I can get in there, Pekka!
We're down too, we're down too.
I need you out.
No, stay, stay!
Wait, keep it going!
We got Peck it in, we got Peck it in!
Oh my God!
Do that jump again!
Oh, I don't know who to play the game bro.
Fuckin' Earthquake.
Two inch room.
Play defense?
Wait, where is he running? Where is he going?
I don't know, I'm not here.
What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
I'm not gonna get a break in my opinion.
Wait, oh no.
Clear?
give Allen a chance out there?
Oh my God, no, go get him, go get him, Allen.
Go get him, Allen, go get him, for five, go get him.
Five, five, hey Allen, I need you to play deep.
No, they're gonna get too mad.
See you on the side, side, side.
Don't let me down, Allen.
Come on, come on, get a breather, get a breather.
Take a breather, get some water and you're gonna go back in soon.
Oh my God.
Put on it now, put on it.
Do you have the duo on it?
Are you?
Hey, what's up, Ze?
She did?
Ze!
Wait, is that what Ze was doing?
Shit.
No, I can't show it up.
We got two.
Hey, give it to me.
I need you guys to play.
Hey!
Hey, Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Come on, come on, come on.
Are you doing it for Peckah?
Hey!
Go to shit, go!
Go to shit out there!
Go to shit, Alan!
Peckah!
Go to shit, Alan!
Peckah, press!
Peckah!
Press!
Oh, you do it, do it, do it, do it!
Press!
Oh, my fucking god!
Get him out, get him out.
Peca you're out Peca you're out quickly Peca you're out. Oh my god
Oh my god, how is he?
I'm not your coach
I'm afraid of him.
My ass is hurting now.
Come on team.
Nice. Nice.
Chad, what score? Is it 10-8 or 9?
I don't know.
Yo, refs! How much time left?
Red, how much? How much?
How much time left?
It's not bad.
That's a lot of time.
Nice to meet you guys.
Come on, Mark!
this horse I'm not too much now more than you much now play on them get that
get that ready get that good shit ready nice nice kick kick kick yeah
break that's pretty nice nice nice nice no one's appeal over PSL what you what
Marlin looks tired take him out please Marlin don't keep him from the ball
Come on, baby.
Check his one of the two of us.
Me, ho, no!
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
It's like the All Stars right now.
I'm doing all the best.
That's good.
I got much better.
Yo, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Goal!
Who did that?
Who did that?
Who did that?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Who did that?
Who did that?
I don't know where he's going.
I don't know.
Oh.
He's a dumbass.
You're a dumbass goal.
You just cost him the game.
That was the game changer.
I hope it's a tie game with penalty shots all night.
Cinema.
No, no, no.
Run, run, run, run, run.
No, that can't happen.
That can't happen.
I know, I know.
Mar!
Guys, guys, guys, guys!
I'm here to play!
You got it?
Play!
Stop!
Stopping before the ball is in the net!
Listen, I mean, I could push you in.
Raiden, are you?
Raiden, you just passed the fucking Marlin!
Oh my god.
Get out.
Hey, come here.
Hey, hey.
I'm not going to lie, right?
Here's a tree coming up in the middle.
Wait.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm one of those.
Hey, pop up.
No.
No bites.
Again.
Oh, come on, Riff.
Come on, come on.
You jumped overhead and you skipped overhead.
This is not good.
We're going to donate to a spur bank.
No.
No! Oh, my foot.
Clear, clear, clear!
Good. That was nice. I didn't know he was going to do that.
Guys, we can't. Good ball.
Oh, my. Why is there five people in the goalie?
We can't serve anyone until we get a goal.
Oh, nice. Good save. Good save.
Come here.
Here get in here. This is bad. It's over
Nice good goalkeeper. Yes
Golly golly. We need to play
Yo, yo, we're running out of time. I need you to play like your life is on the line
No, no, no!
I'm just fucking dying tomorrow.
I got you, uh, 200 kills, hold up.
Yeah, I'll talk to you in a minute.
The fuck?
The call turned out there was no one?
No.
Bye, Inti. I need to reset.
Come on.
I'm a son, though.
This is our position.
No.
Nice five!
We have a message.
We have a message.
Oh, time to check.
Back to goalkeeper.
We have 30 minutes.
I think we should get it out of time.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Open up, Brown.
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, go for the ball.
Why is there two people on defense?
No.
Are you guys tired?
We could shoot.
We could shoot you in the front doing nothing.
Don't put a fucking ball, man.
Is that how it's done?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What?
Don't put me in for fun.
I can't take it out, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's holding a fucking sticker's bar.
A sticker?
I'm using mine I'm using mine everybody on red everybody on red here right now
Give me in there. I'm a farm.
Give me in there, I'm a farm.
I'll take the haystack.
I'll take the haystack.
Get him some water. Get him some water.
Give me some water.
Left!
Get him some water.
Get him some water.
Get him some water.
Listen, listen, listen.
Think of the whole football game.
Stop trolling. Stop trolling.
Yeah, my foot.
Stop trolling.
We're down by four.
We're down by four.
Listen.
Shut the fuck up.
No, no, no.
Listen, I paid the fucking reps.
Fall.
I need a penalty.
I don't give a fuck.
If you want to get a haystack, but win a game, take it.
Take the haystack.
I don't know what's going on. Are you guys listen when the ball's over here? Listen?
I don't care if you're tired stop doing like this like oh my god my teammates
Play we only have like ten minutes. We're down by four. They scored
He's any of fucking stickers
Listen right
Play aggressive stopping lady if you're tired
Get out. Listen Marlin scored a hatcher
He's played for like four minutes imagine what we could do in four minutes
Your auto in the front
I see all the way in the front, but this fucking 10 people all the way in the back. All right, you're just sitting there, bro
If I've got to say 30 seconds 30 seconds, you guys get a penalty if I got to take it
I'll put my life on the line for us
I'll take the penalty
Step on my gas!
We're gonna set a packet.
You go last.
You miss? You can't miss, bro.
I'm wrapped. I'm wrapped. I got it. I got it.
Get him out! Get him out!
We're good. We're so good. We're so great.
Yo, yo, get him out!
See what we did. Selfies, man. Come on, man.
Go get your one. Come on.
You feel ready or what?
I think this is a small one.
We're good? We're good?
We're good.
Are you smart anyways?
Come on, stop playing with me.
Out!
Out, bro!
Drew, what the fuck?
Out, bro!
What kind of pen was that?
Pulling it back.
I'm not a fan of time.
I'm not a fan of time.
What the fuck?
Out, out!
How are these you guys?
Stay inside there, boy.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, dude.
You came fucking five
J dabs in yo J
And let's not sell this boys let's not sell this
I'm making great subs right now
Oh my god, I missed it.
It's over, it's over.
Call the game, it's Raps.
It's Raps.
Ah, we need that.
Thank you.
Get back, get back, get back.
Make a few mistakes.
Come on.
Talk.
Communicate.
Let's say.
How is he a goalie?
How is he a goalie?
Not neat to see a goalie.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
Get your ass in there, bro.
I'm going home.
Do you have the game on the screen?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go ahead.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm gonna go ahead.
Training a GG shot.
Good. Good. Good.
Come back. Come back. Come back.
Brady, are you autistic?
Play with them. Play with them.
Get in there and fall in the fucking hole, bro.
Get in there and fall in the ground.
Play with them, boy.
I like that.
Exactly why.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Stay. Stay.
You got to call that low key
Go get your fucking go.
Go get your fucking go.
Hey, Ron, hey, Ron, I'm getting in there.
Go get your fucking go.
Go get your fucking go.
Wait, let me get a jersey.
Let me get a jersey.
One minute.
All right, one minute.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need to go get a go right here.
Get some getting in there clear.
Hey, over, over, over, boy.
Over, over, over.
Hey, hey.
Game.
That's right, boy.
There you go.
Over it, man.
We're not losing no more.
We're not losing no more.
Come on.
You're not even near the goal!
Hey, stay locked!
Stay locked in the laces!
Yo, Ron, you pissing me off!
Ron!
Cut the cameras!
Cut the cameras!
Cut the cameras!
Ron!
Focus!
Ryan, focus!
Nice on the ball, nice on the ball, come on.
Yo, Marley, can you step on all the bums?
Oh, really?
Bums?
Hey, you fucking with me, right?
I don't even fucking know.
I lost two.
Hey, guys, hey, can I talk to you, bro?
I got two things for you.
No!
I don't know.
Let's get back, let's get back, let's get back out there, get back out there.
Come on, Green! Come on, Green, on the loose! Come on!
You did.
Again, lay tall.
Sure, sure, lay tall, please.
What the fuck?!
Finish, finish, finish!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
That's homie, that's homie.
That's homie.
No play play play play play come on
Get up get up up get up up
He's calling Bush in there.
He's calling Bush in there, chat.
Hey, it's a joke, right?
I mean, it's a joke, right?
Look at how he plays.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
I'm taking it, I'm taking it!
YAAAAAAAHHH!
GOOOOOOOD!
How the fuck did he just score that?
We can win!
Wait! Where you going?
Are you okay?
How much time left?
Hey, playing like fucking Real Madrid and a bunch of fucking pens.
pens, bunch of fucking penalties. Finish them, finish them, finish them. Hey, no mercy!
Finish them, come on, keep going! Oh, I think, go get their legs, get their legs, get their
legs, get their legs. Good legs, good legs, good legs. Let's get them again. Let's finish
them, finish them, finish them, nice legs! Let's finish them, finish them, finish them.
Good legs, good legs.
Good legs, good legs.
Let's get there, let's get there, let's go give up.
Keep, keep, keep, good keep, good keep.
It's okay.
Keep, keep, good keep, light, light it up.
Let's go, get there, get there, get there, get there.
Oh!
Ha!
You're sorry, sorry.
I got it, brother.
Yeah, I know.
That's outside!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
That's outside!
That's outside of the box!
That's outside of the box!
Outside of the box!
Outside of the box!
Outside of the box!
He did not stop.
That's outside of the box!
That's a rubble!
What is it?
Ben?
Who's shooting?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Get the fucking door.
Get the fucking door.
No, no, no.
I'm not.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
You're Marlon.
You good, bro?
Huh?
Your quarters are level, right?
I just cooked, y'all.
I just cooked.
I just cooked.
I just cooked.
I just cooked.
Game's not over.
Hey!
This is the fourth penalty.
I'll better see how fucking safe.
All right.
All right.
What's going on?
All right.
What's going on?
How much time left?
time left Marlon get the fuck off the pitch
you're shit oh my god Jason yeah it's over it's over Jack I'm not a
You was good at right?
All the other guys matter of fact.
I know y'all was good at.
Come on.
Listen, listen.
Everyone get in one by one.
Oh yeah, five.
Oh yeah, five.
Oh.
Quick, don't make it obvious.
One by one, one by one.
Slowly.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
The shirty match is over.
Come on, buddy.
Get ready.
Lacey, get there.
Let's get there.
Let's get there.
Get there.
What?
The thing is he actually has chances.
We just fucked up.
Handball!
I like that chance.
Handball.
Hey, Allen!
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
Come on, come on.
Hey, hey, hey.
Defense, defense, defense.
Go, go, go.
How we go?
Go in, go in.
What the fuck?
There's so many reds.
Get them, brother.
Get there, get there.
Get there, get there, get there, get there, get there.
Go in right now.
Nice, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Let's see what we take now.
Fuck this shit, get ready to go in, come on.
Slowly.
This is a joke now.
No it's not.
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Jason, I sent in like 10 people.
Huh?
Everyone's in, look around.
It's like 10 of us.
Oh yeah, all of us are.
It's not for ladies to get his first go, come on.
Yo, red team!
If he scores this, I'm not kidding.
To the fucking...
Come on, lads, lads, I need that go.
Everybody's going to the hell.
Everybody hold you, everybody fucking hold.
Everybody hold right now, man.
This is why you got to buy the cherry match.
This is exactly why. Let's see it.
Let's get it.
That is a...
I
Have fun don't any sperm pain fucking child support when he's 18 come on Jay
Well, if you know, I'm about to kill myself.
Turn the turn.
There's so many red players.
There's so many red players.
There's so many red players.
Guys, keep chasing.
Keep chasing, Lacey.
Yeah.
Got Lacey, got Lacey.
Finish it, finish it.
Nice finish.
Lacey's right there.
So right now, we got some reds.
We got some reds to score 5-4.
No one has noticed all the reds.
11 or what?
What are you talking about?
Get off, get off, get off.
Nobody's out, bro.
It's over?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, you didn't.
One minute left.
Finish game, finish game, finish game.
Finish game, finish game, finish game.
One minute, one minute.
Finish it, finish it.
Well, that's the game off, finish the game off.
How much time left?
One minute, one minute, finish it, finish it.
What is the game up, finish the game up.
How much time left?
It's me, Pekka, so what, he's doing laps.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Hold on, hold on.
Zestia, come over, bro.
How much?
It's fucking over.
It's fucking over.
Come on, it's over.
It's raps.
It's fucking over.
Coach.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened, bro?
What happened, y'all?
Hey, finish the game, finish the game, finish it.
I don't know how to finish it.
What happened?
Just give it up.
Finish the game, finish the game.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, no! Oh, no, finish it!
No, no, no, finish it!
We can't! We can't!
We can't!
We can't!
We can't!
No, please, we can't finish!
No!
You
Let's finish strong man
Hey, team red, leave it all on the court.
15-11 on the court.
15-11.
Five minutes added to the timer.
Lace, Lace, Lace.
Check your backpack.
Check it, just check it.
Lacey, are you playing?
I got seven on the team.
Jason, Jason, one needs to come on.
Yeah
Come on
Finish and finish and finish him
Oh, yeah.
I got that.
Hey!
Red O'Teen!
Red O'Teen!
Red O'Teen!
You take it, you take it, you take it.
Oh, you take it, you take it, you take it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody after this.
Let's get it, let's get it.
We're only taking photos, y'all!
Right now, right now!
Hey, hey!
I'm right here, bro!
This is a useless team chat.
Finish the game, finish the game.
I'm retiring as a coach. One second, everyone.
You're shot, you're shot, boy. You're shot, you're shot.
I'm retiring as a coach.
Yo, five, go get you a goal. Go get you a goal. Come on.
I'm retiring as a coach. GG's, y'all.
I get the GG's in the chat. I'm dead-ass retiring.
I have more points than some of my players.
GG's.
Oh, my fucking god. I'm never doing this again.
Go far, go far, go far.
Push, push.
You go, come on, team, man!
Ah, come on, man!
Hey!
Ah!
Holy shit!
Go!
That is almost, that's death.
I'm going to have to go into a sperm bag.
Huh?
No, no, no.
I got you.
I got you.
It's over.
Hey, nice job.
Nice job, team.
Do I call it?
Do I call my team?
I already tried.
you
You
You're right. Hey, you're sperm. Hey, 18 years old, you're gonna have to check the file.
You're gonna be good.
You're gonna be good.
My team is gonna hang for him.
It's over.
So how y'all gonna like collect this room?
What do you mean how, bro?
You asked the jake off, how many of us?
Who's going to collect it first?
They had one player, bro.
They had one player, bro.
I know, that's too far.
I can't believe this.
I actually can't believe this. I'm flabbergasted.
Hey, listen, you win some and lose some and you guys didn't really lose, I lost, I've
got to donate my sperm, you guys are going home to being happy, I've got to donate my
sperm with this guy.
So, I don't know, you should make our sperm together and do that to one of the guys.
You play fucking dog shit. You never fucking call
Oh my God, Chet.
What's the Chet's name?
Your ass.
Gating.
Foodie game.
Hey, how did that happen?
Jason.
Jason.
Just leave him on the ground, bro.
Jason, when you lose, you learn.
Chet, now that I signed my jersey,
you lose, you learn more.
Thanks, man.
Jason.
Hey, baby.
You got this.
Keep your head up.
Keep your head up.
You're doing really good, buddy.
What?
No?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Let's keep her out of that, bro.
Let's get her out.
It's all right, bro.
Yo, how do you want to do that?
Do you want to score today?
Can you do it?
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck it now. I'm not playing you're starting this off. Go start us off
Jump jump
7!
8!
9!
6-4!
8!
Oh, bro, I need this shirt, man.
Who did that?
I got an accent.
What's your faith?
I will shit on you, man.
You think so?
I will shit on you.
What's your faith?
I did teach you a different routine though.
I won't fuck you up and push you back.
Okay, let's go.
What's your max?
You ever got it?
Uh, I don't know.
I bet.
I bet you.
Push your face, push your face.
All right, Allen, to my, like,
so when I go down, you go down, and then you go.
Push your face!
On my face, okay?
All right, all right.
Ready?
Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, up, up.
I didn't come over yet.
Up
down, up, down, up, down, up, down up up down I didn't call up
Down up down up down up
Down up
down up
Down up
Down
Yeah
Oh
I got a secret weapon, but I
Can't lose
Okay, Los! Push up for a king in his ass!
And then a vent.
Yeah.
Appreciate it. Can I get a tip, bro?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You guys won this one, though, man.
Los!
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go!
I gotta go, I gotta go!
I got one more, I got one more.
I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
Put up. There you go.
Yo, rent a five, bro.
I don't know where Zinjus is at bro!
Push over.
I should have licked it.
F**k!
Don't run!
Lace. Lace.
Lace. This is on your injuries, ok?
We're out.
I need some sort of backpack report.
I got double joints, bros, that's why I'm on the field.
Hey, Ron, I'm not gonna lie to you, I was walking to you, and I was seeing what you were
trying to do.
Yo, Red!
I got confused with someone.
I got confused because something was right in my bag
They said I could have picked up the fucking ballpots like what?
So much happening over 6 months
Maximum flex boys
Six God
Hey Jack, can you keep your mouth shut?
Yeah, I'm fine
Yo, can I borrow it though?
I'm not leasing it
Hey can I get a sweater?
No you can't.
No, fuck no.
You should be.
Fuck no.
What's my name?
Huh?
Ronaldo.
You're good boy.
You're Ronaldo.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right man.
Let's go.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Hey, huh.
Hey, sir.
Next on the list, let me be in the pitch.
Oh, um, okay.
Yeah, I got you.
Actually, I'm just winning.
I'm on this win.
I'm just winning.
And I got you.
Hey, let me know.
Hey, let me know.
Of course, bro.
She can go dominate.
I'm gonna score a hat-trick.
Go dominate.
Oh, yeah, let's do it, bro
Hey good games chat, I see you guys
Hey, seriously, yeah good games good games
Okay, hey y'all
So how do I start to donate for my sperm?
Oh yeah man, come on. Let's go man. Let's do it.
Ahh, nice to see you.
I did give it to you.
Decide it. I'm gonna fix my phone back.
Hi y'all.
He's back.
It's a buck, bro.
You're in the front?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's have some fun.
Can you take a picture?
No, no, let's watch yourself.
Good vibes, you know?
Any serious, bro?
Of course, bro.
Any time, you know?
That's a good guy right there.
Oh, yeah.
Listen, Mark, it's okay.
All right.
He's in the back of the hall.
Why?
Wait, Johnny, you in front?
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, Jason.
Yeah.
Oh, you're not, you're not just, is that okay?
Oh my God.
Oh shit.
Damn chat.
Straight to the sperm bank or what?
Hey, WU-Adventure, that was nice.
Thanks bro.
Let me show you.
It was fun.
That was good.
How far is the drive?
Who that in the back?
I'll drive it, how far is the drive?
Fast, home, talk.
You want me to, you want me to 107 or no?
Huh.
I
Oh
That W's
I'll move bro. What the fuck is that on what's going on a ski mask these
car this is fucking
packed
Hacks
Now he go I was staring at this guy making sure he didn't stab Jason's fucking car
Yeah, I'll be out you go chat. Are you going to chat? Oh?
You know what bro out all they're saying is Jack Dordie's goons Dordie 40 40 do's oh
My god, we made it out bro
I
Could a little interest hop
Chains the shutter in the aperture
Scotch
Keep the auto
W van the Chapman had all the kids pulled up
You saw me and I was on the
You can't fix it?
Uh, no, I'm not
You can't fix it?
It's not soft yet
Oh, let me just see the camera
What?
Yeah, I don't know
I was focusing on the Jason
I was focusing on a bad guy, bro
That was cool, bro
When you're in Jason's mate bed, just make sure the shirt is at 1 out of 6 feet
You're gonna change the shirt or just name it?
You change it on the screen?
Uh, you just turn it with the circle, the circle button on the right, uh, the right side of the thing.
Oh, let's do it.
Damn, bro, we didn't get a peck on his McDonald's.
Bro, cause we didn't fucking win, bro.
So, should we go straight to the sperm bank now?
Should we make sure our sperm together and give it to a person?
Like, how does this work?
Yeah, Chad, do I actually donate my sperm?
I mean, that was the bet, right?
How do we donate our sperm?
I don't have any nut in me right now, boss.
What?
Who remembers what Jason said about the baby?
Dude...
Kekwa?
No.
That was bad.
Oh, fuck.
Damn, bro, we love you.
You guys are saying XGC Rage?
XGC's not even lying, bro.
He's a fucking bad streamer.
Some good people there, bro.
A little good people?
Yeah, bro.
Like, half of 14 people came late, apparently.
Yeah as map you came late apparently that's what they say bro messy messy wasn't
performing today used to yeah he did that bicycle that one time he got a goal
bro I'm gonna be honest with you bro we look he might need to hit the gym bro we
gotta get on our coach man or something bro we got a refiner skills the
cherry matches literally next month you know I'm saying I'm getting sperm as
Because a short person can't be good.
What?
I'm 5'8".
What does that have to do with anything?
You're 5'8"?
7.
5'7"?
Yes.
Dan, bro, should I start wearing hypers?
No.
Embrace your hypers.
Because it's not about what's outside, it's about what's in here.
Shut your bitch-ass up, bro.
Alright.
Dan, bro, I really scored more than my team.
We both got one today bro. We both got one. That's all that matters. We did something. You know what I mean?
I'm just so sad. I'm so fucking upset bro.
At least we lost to Marlin and not like fucking... like someone chopped. You know what I mean? Could be worse. Right?
Bro no bro. Marlin needs to be fucking defeated chat. He needs to be fucking defeated.
I mean Braden had that one clip on him
He's just his PSL is too high man, it's unbeatable bro. We look at a bigger pitch
Bigger pitch. I mean
We need to just get in the fucking gym bro. That's what we need to do
We need someone to tell us what to fucking do. We need to place it
We need to put the ball on the foot like we just got a gate in there
Fuck I've all killed this person. Holy shit. I would have allegedly
I would have put a kek away for sure.
Chad, if we murder-
McDonald's!
Here, now.
Oh...
There's people with all black walking that are J-Walking.
I'm like, I can't see.
J-Walking is legal now, I think.
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure in California.
Is it?
Damn, bro, we have a Rainbow Six Siege Tournament soon.
How's that gonna work? Like, who- who's paired up with who?
I don't know, apparently I'm a Bruce and Kuffam.
Did I?
So, I think my game is already over.
Geez.
Well, I heard I'm a sinner, so...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is how it works.
What is dog shit that I ever do real good?
Yeah, I mean, who's doing the pairing?
Like, this is just like...
Guys, that's not a cinema game, bro.
I'm gonna lose the first fucking round
because Cuffham's gonna be just fucking yelling
and Bruce is just gonna be Bruce very so cool.
That's really beef off, bro.
We really made that, bros.
Oh, he's got a cool right back.
He's not, his made back is numbered out of 150.
That's the two ton though.
It's too tight too by virtual
Good luck everybody I turn now
Good luck everybody I turn
We're killing man
God
I hate backseat drivers
I never miss a turn ever in my life ever. I will never miss a turn
Just let you know bro damn bro never been in a car. We've really lost bro. Yes. We fucking lost
So now do we so I gotta go live and just go into a sperm egg
Yes, you go to a fucking sperm bank you come in the bathroom and then you and then you give it
You put in the bottle and give it to someone's fucking baby mama?
Woah.
That's how it works, y'know?
How did you fuck that sentence up earlier?
I don't know. Sometimes I speak too fast, I speak before I think, and then words just come out of my mouth.
It's bad.
It's very bad.
I'm so fucking ready.
Ugh, my cup, bro.
What if spring break?
Spring break is literally next week, I think.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Like, beginning of next week like Monday?
I think the weekend of the 13th that following week so maybe a week and a half for most people
So two weeks
Yeah, spring break.
What we on bro?
Should probably go to Miami.
I'm about to head to Miami.
Really?
End of this month maybe.
Should go to a spring break then.
You trying to go?
Um, I mean I went last year with UD.
Chad, who remembers that?
It was me, UD Marlon and Lisa back there.
From Railway last year?
Yeah, I don't remember that.
Wait, are you going to Vegas soon?
Yeah, from one day of the day.
One day of Vegas, what are you going to do?
Oh, this lap, though.
How's it going?
My girl is going to Miami.
Well, that's not your girl.
Yeah bro, you really, you, you about to do Miami Spring Break?
What do you feel like?
Nah, bro, I'm not on that timing, bro.
I'm just going with the bros.
All right.
Going with the bros, like, bro, I want you to pull up, bro, we just have a good time.
Miami drag cool cars and fucking go to the ASU for a, wait, wait, I can't go
Florida I'd sure less life and JD's waiting for me. Oh shit. Oh shit JD 5 JD 5 is waiting for me
you might get slimed out JD 17 oh shit JD 17
ladies if JD's security guard tries picking me up are you gonna slam JD? Yeah what?
Oh
Security knocks me out guess you're rich guess what? I'm we're actually rich
Yes, like you you had a security and then
I would love for security knock me out. I'm not even kidding. Oh my god. I actually pray for that
That'd be crazy
I
We started for London, but you serve London absolutely fucking not
Why London might be the worst place in the world's row the people though
I mean the people are cool people are the best
Okay, I should trash gray rain and is the pressing out there. Maybe in March is not as bad
I mean April because April's like spring
because last time charity match was in March if I remember correctly yeah but
now it's an April which means the Sun might be out
Oran is waiting oh fuck no oh my god I told Oran to make sure to come to the
charity match and see you oh fuck no I feel like his appearance is waiting
next month our app here it's very soon
I'm fucking tired bro
I'm tired
I'm also ass at football bro
I don't know but bro that looks just made me realize I'm not ready
I gotta start training bro we gotta start training maybe if you respond to
Griffin we could
I did give it a I literally did
It's a one day. You didn't respond. Are you dumb? I he gave two days. I said I'm down
Yes, it is he said Monday and Wednesday, and I said let's do it. Okay, dude, whatever you say, dude
Don't get mad at me, dude
Fucking dipshit
Don't get mad at me, dude
I'm starving
shit
I want to play our six
See we
But I'm trying to play seas go or six
You're not a gamer anymore. No, I'm on my game of shit. I'm a gamer. I'm on my game of shit
I want to play I'll play Valorant off course. I look he liked Valorant
Oh, of course. I'm gonna lie. I've got a sick classic. I like Valorant seas go
R6 turning coming up. I want to play R6 the R6 20 should be fun
Maybe tomorrow we have a lot of six wait. What do you do tomorrow? Are you playing a resident evil?
I was gonna play resident evil at night
R6 tomorrow
Not about shout shout bro. Not about shout. Yeah, R6 tomorrow
Maybe I can call Jinx you'd say 3d3 every rank
Not a nabs bro, nabs bro, and then Sunday attorney, I'm playing I'm only one and Tyler one in league
I'm on bro I'm on every fucking game. Let me call Junko
Is he even live? Junko! I think he'll pick up. He's my friend. Pre-GGs?
He only picks up when he's...
Oh, he's shooting, bro.
He's got...
He's a good do-it.
Junko, junko, junko.
Now stay with your mother and junko officer.
Ball right!
Broke off like an iPod kid.
Fuck, bro. Here's the ball right. What do we have?
Oh, shit.
Actually...
Dude action
30 more minutes man
Whoa, it's fucking turn ever
She's script something when you hit something in the road
We says it's human and we get on the mirror switch. I don't know if it bear
I went on got my crash my main bag, but it actually crashed
Maybe we faking crash.
We were here by Emmy, on dot K.
Marlon launched the SF-90 that we were in.
And I was looking at the camera, I was on Marlon.
Some homeless dude walked in front of it.
And Marlon didn't stop.
I'm telling you, he walked past the SF-90 by like half a second.
So he almost fucking died.
Oh, he would have killed him. No, no, he would have actually killed the dude.
But the guy would have went flying up.
Marlon gone like 50.
That would have been fucking horrible.
I'm on it's career, that'd be the ritual.
Literally.
Wee!
Stable Ronaldo, you could really play soccer here.
Lost a lot of weight, I see the progression.
What, a lie?
Thank you, bro.
That's actually love.
We'll get asked that is love.
Is that real?
That's some legendary shit right there,
a real message.
Thank you.
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
hey Ron just wanted to say that you are my favorite streamer and you're killing
it you deserve a meal today what the fuck am I getting bodied
nice what's my chest and John
Jason the black hair looks good on your face I'm feeling a little bit insecure
Thanks for the nice comment.
It's Jason's sleep drive.
Come on, it's Phantom.
You're so sexy when you drive.
Hey, thanks, bro.
The glasses look good on you, Jason.
Thanks, bro.
Sending hate from Tel Aviv.
Nanyahu Benjamin.
Wow, he's in my jacket.
Ask him if you're sure tomorrow?
Nanyahu Benjamin is in my jacket.
Now you're getting brilliant.
literally here I see same should we step out and go to a wall I know bro I mean
he's already here I might just see a thousand gifted in this I get maybe
careful go watching oh wait I don't know what I've been playing with my
appendix is like bursting like low-key don't play about and then bro my
I feel like a tight pain right under my thumb that's that
that's that's that gives me PTSD I don't give a fuck bro
fuck you bitch you had to pay $300 today to open your may back you're a
fucking dumbass listen bro I got may bad money no matter the fuck does that
not even mean
you know exactly what it means
you pissed off
oh lelelelele
that's a good chance man
i got france winning the world cup
i got ganna
ria?
no
what's the curable STD?
everything, the government holds everything
and they want everyone to have problems so that we can pay for medicine
the medicine companies, the biggest companies in the world
then they profit the most off that
Fucking yahoo by the yahoo's
Is that a black truck behind you?
Don't be weird, bro. This chat's being weird now, bro. No, you gotta chill bro. Yeah, you know I'm about to get sued
By a CS CS go. Yeah, I kind of strike why
Um, because I'm in the lawsuit right now for, um, opening cases on the street.
What? That's part of the game?
I blame Onaypixel for getting me addicted.
Wait, is that not the game?
I don't know, I'm in the files.
Oh, shit.
I'm deadass.
How many files are you part of?
Thirty.
Jesus, man.
That's thirty-two many.
Wait, what's the third one?
What do you mean?
What's the third one?
Well, um, these files is one.
Okay.
C.S. Files. That's the last one.
I come from a land of love.
I come from a land of love.
I come from a land of love.
Let's get that going, shall we?
D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove.
Can't wait to jump.
Yeah, turn this off.
Yes.
I should stop.
Yeah, I should.
Be right back.
This is sad.
I remember.
It's all you.
I got no part of this.
This is a ritual, bro.
Traveling in a Friday calm.
It's a ritual.
You're about to get blessed forever.
I'm not that time I'm just..
I'm not that time at all.
No, apparently me, Jinx, and Lacey are doing lost in Tullaby.
What? What?
The fuck?
You think Epstein's alive?
Yes.
I think he was actually on Fortnite.
Oh yes.
Why?
I'm sure.
I'm Phil's.
Epstein is a distraction from the main dude. There's another dude that doesn't weigh worse, but he's controlling Epstein
I don't want to speak too much because I'm gonna kill him, but if you know the names, it's over
She's actually scary and fucking horrifying. I mean that's the whole government that eat babies
It's been a ritual for you to do something, bro. I'm not in shit in that shit
Listen, we're all be a millionaire not a billionaire. I'm gonna fuck
bro, but if no one takes action, no one can take action
it's been a thing for hundreds and hundreds of years
something needs to change bro
and we could start that change
we need to start an alliance
there's no chance
let's just have Marlon on our side
and we can accomplish
now you're speaking my language
we can't accomplish
rod with the self-report of doom
what the fuck are you talking about?
I ain't coming from a land down under
Pretending like you don't know the lyrics? Classic
You know it's how I come from a land down under, bro
There it goes, you're talking a lot
Just sing it with your chest
Another time on the line
I could have fucking made that, I'm a fucking dumbass loser chug
Put your right so I'm talking
I'm talking a little fucking
I'm telling you you're never gonna make it
You gotta let something, yeah there you go see
Watch the next one
Next one, next one, next one, wait
Oh
Is that your pink
Give all my money away to a billion is too much
No, I might be kidding after seeing I'd also trade all my money my bank account just to experience
the lack of someone for the first time. That is the truth. I would actually do that. I'd actually do that too.
No, you can't go back now because it has millions of views on the tip top.
I was telling the truth, Dale. I promise you. I promise you. I would I swear to God
I would sell everything. I could go back to being like a kid playing black ops for the first time or like
Minecraft for the first time and just experiencing like everything bro watching FaZe again before we ruined it
Put on all of your cameras bro, put the camera button on the lock
Oh fuck
You can do it bro, put your window down
You can go in
Oh fuck, oh shit
Please don't hit someone's car, Jason
I feel you good on the right
Bro this shit is mad tight
There you go
I would want one of these shit mad tight
The trick is you touch your left
Wait, what was your car?
I got out like that. I'm like that.
I'm just gonna lie, bro. My driving skills are low-key getting a little bit more refined.
We need a W driver in a chair.
Hell no. Hell no. That's a kick-weight.
I don't know, it's supposed to be my shit or your fired.
The fuck is a kick-weight?
Kick-Walk. Where'd I go?
I know kick-Walk.
I come from a down-down-down-down-down-down-down.
I haven't seen it. No.
I come from a down-down-down-down-down-down.
Hey, good shit today, bud.
Good shit, Doug.
Tomorrow, let's go donate to our sperms.
Let's hit the bank, bro.
Don't be crazy, man.
I should have my fucking piece on board.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's coming from the left.
Sookie!
Is he slaying some shit right now?
Music loud as shit, yo.
You might be slaying some shit right now.
SILKIE?
He's practicing shit.
He's slaying some shit.
Leave him be.
Do I come from out of nowhere?
Bro, I have to go.
I don't know, let me know.
Bro, let me take my fleece off, bro.
Fuck.
Wait, is, is, uh, is QE at the crew?
Fuck, you're a fever, oh shit.
Ay!
Another unsuccessful day playing fucking football, man.
God damn it, man.
They left, they're on their way home.
They're at the store.
R6 game tonight, everyone. Newbie nabs. I'm lowkey down for R6, chap.
Just get the shit off me, man.
I
Valamarin
I'm low-key down bro. You scored a pen. I didn't score a pen though. Hey, that's not pen look sexy
They did okay. It's all right
That was like my best highlight in a very long time
Police, yes?
I'd have come up with my hands up on top.
I'll break it to you, I had to.
Not Val again. I'm down to hop on... hmm. R6 Val. Let's see who's... what games are
we on bro um let's see what's going on in twiz right now lunar new year but
didn't it was nice in February I'll show you get in a moment but holy shit
they stole my magician because I want you off picture maybe like one hand
face down they stole my fucking magician
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
Remember...
I don't own him, man!
Remember the 90 clubs falling.
We're gonna change the moment now by showing everyone the card show chat.
Oh my...
Three ancient fossils serenaded by the youth?
Adapt? Cooking stream?
He said...
really chatty. You're like, I'm going man, and then because I'm leaving with the problem
is like.
Tyler once still on League of Legends. Surviving that outback.
You're saying I can still see me right? Two's, two's, two's.
Bro. Damn, his, his say low key. His say low key not looking too shabby, bro. It's
like a 10 he cleared my shit still daylight yeah it's 1 p.m. here but I
should must be tiring bro I completely understand he better than you 24
hour now bro 24 hour angle live 24 hour vacation bro here go to the Mickey
chance already bro yo chill man chill I do this
survival should not for the week man oh my is he fasting too it's like it's
like when you want to drink water but the only option is salt water like it's
Ludwig letting chat spend $10,000 on Pokemon card damn bro I don't got that
type of money though. Oh yeah, that's how many. Yuki? Each with the guys? No bro let's
hop on a game. Five stack Val? Okay but who's on Val though? Like lowkey I'm
down to switch up the games tonight. Like Val we did already like I'm down
to hop on like CS like who else is on CS like let's play with like who else is
on see nobody on us nobody nobody nobody nobody rainbow Richie Richie's on run
Run run
Everyone say thank you good fucking dude rainbow bro
Stop on rainbow what are we thinking chat?
Rainbow or FIFA
Call me on discord
That x you could not play me a baby fuck yo wait why you could not you could not pay me or my chat
Nobody in here is playing freefall on my watch why
Nobody no viewers are playing no stables playing nothing why that game is dog shit wait see is go or are six
I'm not for either
she's gonna r6 shut what is it I want I'm low key down for either bro CS is low
key math for our six is fun CS anymore why why don't I don't play it a lot
try to see us good yes our six more rockin yes he's a throwback I don't
never send me some shit like that ever again bro hold on I got I need to know
what we're playing I'm not a bar six bro or six or CS flip a coin flip a coin
oh I love coins okay bet okay our six is watch out heads or tails our six's
heads tails of CS I bet it's tails are you sure you know what let's just do a
fucking poll pull in Jason the ween chat I'm opening it up all right
let's start a poll let's start a poll Jason the weens chat wait I'm out of my
headset Mike what the fuck
CS is winning should we get some cases going to oh my god cases aware you know fuck it
Fuck it. I'm gonna be in the lawsuit. I might as well finish it. I did ask might as well finish it GGs case battle
I'm down to be a lawsuit though
you gotta practice for our station but we could do that we could do tomorrow some shit
all right chat what case is the best option steve market what are we thinking what is
the best case that's like not too much money fuck it bro if we're gonna be in a lawsuit
might as well finish this. That ass. Dreams and nightmares. Dreams and nightmares? Dreams
and nightmares it is. How many are you thinking? How many do you want to buy? Let's see. I'm
hopping on game. Leaked! Leaked! Leaked! 20. Holy shit. Can everybody here gift five
subs for this opening please all right if I have one gift is sub I'll get cases
facts just run the shit back man everybody for employees let's get some
class going to five should we get a five-star now bro we don't have five
who's the five waiting for you to confirm this purchase on the steam
mobile app bro do they think I'm a fucking scammer have I ever scammed a
Supreme Alice with the fucking gifted man
What matter fact it's ups matter fact here's my trade offer link y'all go see it with the big five
Thank you for the one gifted sub bro, let's appreciate it. Let's get some cases going on those issues really nice, bro. Thank you so much
Thank you even a one bit. Thank you
graphics I'm going bro I'm locked in bro me my chatter actually locked in I'm
not even kidding I'll okey take a red
Oh my god
I don't know fucking lucky fuck it now you you
Fucking yahoo's I know what you are. I know what you I know what you are
Oh my god, yeah, first case. Yo, no
How much is this how much dollar Jack factory new stat truck is that even worth any dollar? Oh my god, bro
That's I'm currently filling out everything. I'm buying 20 days 120. Well, listen. I made my money back already wait hold
back to back. Oh
My god my turn, bro, please man John my fucking wallet, dude
Dude that's crazy. I've never unboxed a knife
That's insane. I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing I'm low key addicted now
I know those low. Hey, what what case did you open dreams of nightmares? I'm buying five. I'm buying 30 of those
wait that was actually like
dopamine expansion that was fucking dopamine expansion I need is all
literally take her I'll take a red to bro like that was that's literally all I
wanted was it's added a thousand dollars to my seem account dude I'm not gonna lie
I only want that cuz I'll lawsuit they want to show me max wins again oh my
god not again bro not again bro the gold icon is
It's actual dopamine! Look at that!
How many fucking 2FA confirmed via mobile app? What?
Dude, I'm not even kidding. Now I understand why there's a lawsuit. Low-key.
Low-key, that was... that was nasty.
Hank, no.
They're about to put me in an evidence book now, bro. Gee-geez.
Oh, we know exactly how you got that fucking knife. We know, bro.
Your daddy with the five, a male with the five,
soar with the five, hobbit with the five,
what a dang good five.
Okay, what song do I play?
What song do I play?
You know what song.
Oh my fucking god.
Let me get the vibes up, hold on tight, ready?
No, no, no, no, no, that's crazy songs.
I'm not gonna lie, that was wild songs.
I gotta stop, bro.
I actually gotta stop.
WNMX.
Where's my cases, bro?
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm not kidding!
What?
It's true for you.
What the fuck is this?
Something's going on.
Something weird is going on.
There's something, yeah, no, no.
I give it up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hop on a game, bro.
Let's cue a game, bro. Let's cue a game.
There's something weird going on.
There's a cue a game, bro. Cue the game. Cue the game.
No, it is really something.
Something's going on with you for sure
No, really guys
We know we know what's going on, bro. I
Just bought more fucking keys, bro
Come on. Yes. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. I'm getting straight moves. I haven't got any color except blue
Oh my god
The last case Benjamin if you can hear me
Oh my fucking god, do I go again like I go again I'd be honest
But I think I have to go again
That was like cinema bro that was like cinema.
YAHOO!
What's on chat hold?
I'm gonna be patient.
My first purple bro.
My first purple.
Pen?
No.
What is pen?
Hold on, give me a second.
Let me open up my push chat on my pen.
Horde? Horde? Horde?
PIN says, I hear you run. Oh.
Okay, um, I've got someone in my chat. He said...
Who?
Um, I, it, I, um...
Is that the camera right, Mauds?
Hey, y'all have a picture.
Huh?
He's scared.
Let's get in the game, bro skin a game come on
Stop on a game
God invite me. Wait, you're not like you want it. I look. Oh, yeah, I'm not alone
I wanted to get a red bro. Just the fucking wrap it up GNG
I bought bro. I'm all I says is it doesn't say for me
The disrespect against the holy land will end badly sending yo
Yo, no, boss time out.
Yeah, boss time out bro.
Boss time out, boss time out.
Please, time out.
Yo.
Hop on bro.
I'm putting.
Gary, I'm sorry.
Hey, again?
Or join.
Join?
He's a little too in character.
Kekwit.
You're not online it says it says your session is no longer available
I am online
It says it says you're just online on steam not on the game
Well, I don't know you're gonna do you think they're in my PC or something. Hey, do you see that in writer now?
Oh, oh, what just happened? Oh, yeah, man
All right, so what I do play and then do I do competitive or chat do I do premiere?
I think premier is more comfy
I bet
Here we go, man
We are on the fucking game
Keck walk for mere time
Fuck well, give me two more so I can do a knife trade-up
Baby
I can't leave a knife first case. I'm not even kidding. Should I give away the knife? Can I even trade it or no?
Ooh a pink on her mind here we go chat complete silence, maybe
me holy all right now they get you this is how they get you chat you just never
get back never check trades let me watch right now for never never well you
had a fucking night first case Murray yeah I know but bro I'm losing nice I
checked I checked my trade offers I got a face class sticker nice another face
plastic or okay some cases why not I got my trade over I'm not bad I'll take
some cases thanks bro no trade offers nice nobody even wants to send me
anything it's very nice there let's go brother play well map is this no map
yeah dummy oh oh fuck bands just like facing a fucker how do you do this they
don't know this bro fuck that I don't know the map being a yeah I'm private
on steam I'm banned bro ban these maps ban
but then bum bum bum bum bum and bro ban
your first time chatter don't call me a fucking ding dong bro that's how you
end up in Banville Ron came Ron came
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uh... band
uh... i look you
uh...
uh...
sixty-four
uh...
here we go
you know what one point i could have been a problem c s
you think so
i know so
You can spend these cat looking sideways. It's not gonna stop my gaming. Let's fucking game, dude
Let's actually wait us something man
Manipulated
Yo, it's good
You know this knife is chopped
Wait, where's my knife the fuck?
Heck wait, I use a ruby chatters this dog shit. I
Unboxed it loadout changes are not available. You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm stuck with a default knife
Wait, I'm stuck with some bullshit. Oh my god, bro. This isn't yo team. We got Mike quick Mike check
Your Mike doesn't work right. Yep. Yeah, I know you
Yo, can y'all hear me? Yeah, yo, yo, yo, Mike say let's get a Mike check. I can't hear you. I can't hear you
Yo, yo, yo, I look at it. What's good, man?
How's your day?
That's good here, bro. Let's win this game. Okay. Hey man, I had a horrible day
I got to donate my sperm to a sperm bank
It's too bad though
What you said guys this is a game of fun the game of fucking guys be be be be be push me push me push me push me
I'm decoy. I'm gonna hear me or no team. Yes, we can hear you, bro
Rush rush me
Wait, why does the game look so beautiful?
Wait, no, no, that guy's cheating.
So now we're cheating, got it.
Got it.
Oh, predator, bro.
You need to be assassinated.
I'm working on these cases for a quick game in a chat.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
How the fuck do I open it?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I think I literally just got blue central.
Nice, purple, maybe pink central.
Nice, wasted money.
Now locked in.
Come on, team.
Let's play default, okay? Everybody play default, man.
Hopefully you all safe.
My legs are long as fuck. What the fuck?
Are you gonna look at your legs now? What the fuck?
Have this game
You get a spin animation watch us ready three two one stable flick and three two sit the fuck
Oh shit
Sit the fuck down down hold on hold on my jacket needs to come off my jacket needs to come off
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
Let's let's let's find let's go be
Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, okay
Listen every player makes their first mistakes when they have a bad mentality if we stay locked in we can do anything
We put our minds to nice
Let's go be let's go be it's gonna be
Well, I saw a face ticker somebody nobody know anybody know any smokes
Fuck Jesus
Sit down sit down
Hello yellow, you're baiting me bro. You're yellow. What does that even mean? No, I'm not
Please yellow one more yellow nice nice job below good trade good trade rose talking to himself
Good shit team. This is what I like to see. That's what I love to see go
Keep a pleasure get that bomb nice nice extra money as well nice. Let's go bro. Not a bad shout nabs nabs hold on nabs nabs nabs
My god having a butterfly knife is the dumbest shit ever all you do is flick it bro. I got deep
The stem toy bro this kind of looks like a toy for
Ruffle
All right guys
Play around a guys
Borsh Jason's on the kids playground
Guys guys guys he's long bro. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's nice. Nice. All eyes on you. All eyes on you stable all eyes on you
I like your AK bro, thanks for our fees up oh
Oh good shot, good shot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Flank, flank, flank.
Don't die to a P250.
Redacted.
Redacted.
P250.
Make it a 1P2.
Yeah!
It's over.
You got this. Remember, bomb is like in the playground, in the playground.
I'm out of luck.
In the playground, bro. 30 seconds.
No, I know. I know. I know. I know.
This guy's fucking scared of playgrounds.
I'm very scared.
oh yeah it's over you just so was for this life I cannot change in the hell's
sweet like candy can't
God I don't know if we like I don't know if we flip our knife around instead of
our gun I'm gonna throw a smoke on site bro like Jesus oh my god bro maybe if
my teammate wasn't fucking just doing absolutely nothing oh my god bro imagine
if I had a teammate there
ah yeah
Loki what if I flip my knife a little bit you think that'll help
oh deagle spin is fireball
oh deagle spin?
oh deagle spin?
oh random name that's a double kill
oh hold on I know he's still got the movement
I'm watching you. I'm watching you. Show me some. Show me some. There you go. God bomb
7355608
What are you? Are you W staff?
Yo!
Get the fuck out of my ear! I can't hear behind me because you're gently in my ear!
Jason did us through, he was like fucking Casper.
I'm trying to go back so I can fucking play bomb.
I just want to be the one to say it.
I just want to be the one to say it.
Jason grew because he wanted to stab the air. Just want to be honest.
Jason thinks it's Valorant.
well you can't use your abilities bro it's all about gunplay understand me a
real man's game what you say yellow
yeah she's talking about yellow is it the game yellow is it
I think we need a plan you don't fucking say
walk in bro
love these streams ban them I don't care about them I'm not interested and
I
My
Careful brother, that's duty long long long. They're my number
Don't know where
anything I don't see anything
Yo, I cannot believe this I'm getting baby girls. I'm gonna be my whole team
Eight-year-old team. It's called playing the objective, bro
Slay locked in you're not you're not locked right now. That's the problem Jason's not locked
whatever what are you spraying I'm spraying a fucking enemy no I'm
chatted
you don't understand Rico bro I used to study what you say yellow
yes wait it's a 1v1 on v1 remember don't play with your knife keep your gun
out you know exactly where he is bro dude that's a fucking smoke dude oh my god
smoke wait my teammate has a different audio cue bro that's a that's a smoke
Fucking my friends used to playing Valor. I'm sorry about this. He's not that good. Okay. That's gonna be honest
You turn away from fucking you went and kill
John I'd be careful with that profile picture. It's gonna be honest to you
Zero damage watch watch you wanna play for kills. I'm gonna fucking kills. I'll be a last live every fucking round
What the fucking firebenders
I
Can't hit bro fucking under head, but I'm gonna beat them spinning
It's I know where your birthday party tunnel
Oh
He's with this pump out holy fucking shit, bro. I she can't play I can play dude. Oh my god, bro
Why are we pushing a shotgun 101 101 bro like
Wait, Jason are you having fun down on the leaderboard or is it
Oh
That fakes bad fakes pros don't fake that's a classic. I don't know what to do bro pros don't fake
Holy shit, am I watching predator John the fucking Jason the ween?
Holy shit man. Let me look in me
I
Don't know why we stopped going B guys we keep going a B was our one round that we won. Let's continue on be tight
When did Jonah get my we just giving it to anyone now true mods better
I just saw someone say something very aggressive in Hebrew to me in my chat. I don't know what
How did you understand?
Well, it's had a lot of capitalization
I'm going to get off of you guys, back side, back side, back side, back side, back side,
hold ahead.
Jason, I'm watching.
Impressed me in the chat.
Last time he flicked bro.
Let's go team.
I'm not even excited lowkey. It's 6-2.
Let's keep going B.
Their B's their weak site.
Are we even excited over that?
Just one round win? Are we even excited?
There's people right now watching us on their TV Jason wanting to see content.
Watch watch watch watch watch. You want to see an entry? You want to see an entry?
Flash flashing flashing flashing. Double flash double flash don't flash.
Nice flash.
Sight.
Right.
Right.
I
I'm in there
Good very nice very good very nice very good
Top five or a moments
Let's fucking go dude.
Mm-hmm.
At Bobo, once you and Rod break up, you can always come to me.
Yo, Mods.
Dude.
I mean, like, it's so weird.
Your eyes are on stretch res.
What the fuck?
Can we get him out of the chat, please?
Yo.
Wow, bro. Wow that decoy actually got me
Oh my god, oh my god, bro, damn they stacked you there, bro.
I got a feeling they know we're gonna go be every single time, but after that round they
probably expect an A push that's keep going to be.
it was real name over yes okay I'm filling it up right now J visa yes
that's so much or I bro it's overwhelming thank you bro thank you
bro
yeah
listen tether's always a guy I am is I'm just dumb I mean I'm just dumb I
should have just known I knew it was gonna happen and I fucking bailed
One more one more predator
Whoa Jason nice shot
That basic yeah, it's a kitchen knife, bro. Yeah, I don't got shit man. Well, you need is one bullet, bro
Oh no, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god
Oh my god, how do we get up?
Oh my god bro, how the fuck do we sell that route?
Oh my god, we just got shit on bro.
That was actually a lot.
That's 8-3, this is bad.
9-3 curse, 9-3 curse boys, focus up.
9-3 curse.
It's 8-3, why are we swinging that bro?
We have bomb planted, what are we doing?
9-3 curse, come on.
Hey, rog's want to say thank you for everything you do for the autistic community
I'm not autistic so it doesn't make sense
Let's see she started
I'll look be I'll look be they probably expect the B push
You swan the playoffs or no
Like bro this guy's cheating he's sure we're doing it's just cringe, bro
I mean, I don't really do against you samers, bro. I don't really want to do against your servers
It's not cold bro. He's sniping. That's not a normal player doesn't go there. That's a fact
Hey, follow me. I'll leave the charge me and you
Alright, me and you, bro.
Ron, we love you. Thank you, bro.
Jason, come on, bro. Are you-
Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops.
Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops.
Oh my God.
I have a plan, plan, plan. I'm smoking for you.
Oh my God, wait. He knows smokes, too?
Why do you hear him, bro? You say you hear him?
Jason, make it a 1v1. Make it a 1v1.
I
Nice
This is what we do bro, this is why we see us
Ricky bank 17 said I'm gonna sue you my son up, please
Carambit
I forgot
I can't get your boy on the USP.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Run the EYP? What does that mean?
What was that reply?
Where's the B?
Oh, he's in my pain? I want everyone at EYP, bro.
Yeah
Sailor song
Hey, hey, you guys are actually cheating now cringe wait, what is the board of this?
Wait, it's actually cringe Wow, how you don't say
I think we forced you bro. No, no, no safe safe safe safe safe safe
You can never tell the group leader what to do watch this
I'm gonna be a hero player. I'm gonna kill everyone and everyone lock it after I kill them. Okay
Stay locked you're free by the way. Yo, yes, I know I free bro
3, 2, 1, oh no it's over.
GG, GG, GG, GG boys, boys, boys, GG, GG boys, listen chat one of them is going to rush
off because he has an MP9, it's an easy, it's an easy read right here, ready look,
one of them is going to rush up, see?
Now he's scared to come up, so now I'm gonna peek through the top.
No, bro.
Hello?
What's going on?
Oh, you're so fucking dead, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh, they're going for it.
Oh my god, he's gonna do it.
I need more than one.
Oh my god, they're selling.
Do you come with us?
No, you can't.
Get your frags, bro.
Oh.
They're literally just feeding you kills
to make you look good, bro.
Fuck, bro, no time.
No fucking time, bro.
We got a win now, y'all.
We got a win.
You know, bro, I'm gonna be a hero player.
No armor up.
That's a play.
No armor up?
I'm saving this fucking team, OK?
Listen, I'm gonna go to the playground and murder them.
So stay on site.
I'm gonna be here.
I'm gonna be here.
I
Not a fucking puddle eight four hold it
Kill predator who the fuck are you dating?
Recaught timing as soon as I look away
I think they're a they're pushing a they're gonna I'm gonna I got a crazy fucking
What? What? What? What?
Oh!
Oh, that's it. It's slipping, bro.
Don't panic, alligator.
You panic. Jesus, it's over. Game over.
What are you inspecting?
What's your op-at? What's your op-at?
No, what is he inspecting? It's going to be to your right down here.
All the way down. All the way down.
Get my arm. Get my arm. To your right. To your right. To your right. All the way down.
Oh my god, oh my god
Don't be a loser by the fuser
You said I have a gun for you, bro
I have a gun for you, bro. What's out? What's out? What's out? It's got Adam on it. Whoa
Oh, it's very good.
Yes!
Itadakimasu!
Wow, brother, look how happy he is.
Wait, this is why you're bruh.
Is this fact or a new?
Ah!
Can you see?
It's really good to be.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Walked.
I
Fucking lost
Where's that puddle can I jump down?
I gotta go for you predator here. I'm gonna buy it off. Yeah. They're my actually you fuck. I hate you
But actually no, I got you. I got you. No, I got you predator. I got you. I got you
I got you predator sell predator sell predator sell predator sell
Predator sell predator sell predator sell predator. So it's out. I don't know. So I don't herself
Right at herself. He doesn't fuck with you
Here damn hey, thanks for the 21 bro
I'm here today
Holy fucking shit, I'm so shit. Oh my god, bro
I'm locked! I'm fucking locked! I'm fucking locked, bro! I'm fucking locked!
No, bro, I'm not in here.
Little 21, not a bad shot.
I'm doing this shit for LeBron James, you understand me?
I'm not body frying every game, but why are you saying that I'm playing bad? I'm not even playing bad.
Yeah, you're not playing good
Okay, is it easy easy read they're gonna go be this is an easy one. It's actually an easy read. I'm not kidding
What the fuck was that cheeks I'm bad
No one shot one shot I
I need to see something Jason. Wait, where are you?
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
We need this round! Play like your life's on the line!
One more! Two more!
Alright, good day, give me a day.
It's up to you Predator. Alligator's dog shit.
He's watered! He's watered!
Alligator, play out more!
Push, push, push!
Come on, bro.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
There it is! Let's go!
Why don't I see a monkey jerking off on my face? I got out bro. That's what it is
I got up. Oh, yeah, it's time, bro. Double off double the Jeep double the piece. I'm going on. I'm going on
Are you going on? I'll play B. Yeah, you're gonna boost me. You're gonna boost me long
No, no, I'm going I'm going I'm gonna be I'm up B. Yo, no, someone come on me long
Someone come on me. Someone come on me. Someone come on me. I'm up B. Someone come on me
Play right here
Oh
Where do I go bro, I'll say a slide down
Three two nothing be nothing be now three. There you go
The slanted wall
I
Sit down I got bomb I got bomb I got bomb I got bomb I repeat orange look behind me look behind me watch behind me make sure
I'm the fucking scoper told me I'm hard scoped stable or no no well actually no I'm not I don't know that's not my name
I can't bro, I can't hold everything, I can't hold everything
They're finishing A, can I get comms? What's going on bro?
I mean I have to look behind me bro, it's like-
Are they A? Like what's going on?
That's bad timing bro, that's bad toffing
Listen they have 38 seconds bro, you guys can do this
They rotating? I don't know. You guys should go play B. Go B, go B, go B. Nice shot kid.
Never mind, play this. They have 20 seconds. They're gonna push this. What?
Listen. Who are the chosen ones? Nice! I am the American Sniper! What? That is not
American. You are. Alright, alright. They're gonna push B. I'm gonna go B long.
I see why you're gonna push you go be
Trust me trust me played be long we both snipe
I guarantee though as soon as they hear one op sound they're just gonna panic and rush and then you go for the second
Op sound trust me
They're gonna hear one and then as soon as one hits they're gonna be like oh shit. It's done
Oh the tire
fm
fm
1
oh my god
c
oh my god
oh my god bro i got two there
hold your
stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop
i am actually like lowkey reading these guys perfectly
make sure i get the ops bro when y'all win okay
ok
ok
ok
I'm going crazy right now. I'm an opera bro. That's what I need.
What are you fucking giggling at?
Woo! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Ma, that's my idea.
Take some of these out.
They're served.
Let me get Ma.
Put her there. Put her there right here.
I'm gonna get her.
I'm gonna get her.
Let me get him off.
Put it right here, right here, right here.
Yep, yep, yep.
Don't cut it or me.
Ooh, nice, thank you, bro.
All right, I'm going A long, all right?
Don't be a loser, bite a fuser.
Fuck you, man.
I'm lucky you're gonna play aggressive here.
This is the end.
No kids in the playground
Yo, as soon as the smoke on, the fucking Vietnamese sniper is here.
one's gonna be under you for sure what fuck no way no no I don't think I've
missed a single fucking shot bro guys this is gonna be a tough one I'm not
gonna lie I need a bite I need a bite cheers for the gun hold B I got a long
I got a on lockdown hold B. I bet I've got a free kill. Just trust me. Okay. I'm gonna get a free kill
Free kill inbound
I missed I missed I missed they're all playground every person on the enemy team is playground
oh my god I missed I sold I sold no way the timing why like bro like oh my god bro
like why he's typing I promise you that guy's typing I promise I actually
promise you he's typing I'm telling you I'm telling you we need this bro we
need this man yellow yellow
me too we actually need this oh my god no way it's over not there again there's
no way I don't believe it I don't believe it I don't believe it aren't
Wait, you should just
He came home
It's reading overtime or do you just tie like?
By year man
Hey boys brothers buy out alligator. I need you to buy me something quickly
My god, he trusts me. Okay. I got this. I won't let you down. I won't let you down
This is the end
Imagine that shot
Good guy
There's weapons any weapons
No way we sell this
How does that not hit?
Any gun?
Oh my god alligator
Nice! One more!
Where? Where? Where?
Is it good anywhere?
Oh my god Jason
He's close
He's close
Don't be scared let the dragon consume you
You are a ch-
He literally said he was close. What are you talking about you're talking about dragon consuming me, bro
I'm trying to clutch you talking about
Actually, my dad bro. I can't focus bro
You have no clutch factor you are dog shit. I literally carry that second half
Carry that second half
It's on our family
Kakawa
They low-key
I don't know I didn't have my knife equipped how much is this gun try to stab track Desert Eagle white how much is it?
Rentable for crates for crates in a fucking dream
Ooh, step check, Karambit Freehand, dog shit!
Here we go, bro.
Is that good?
Oh, that's profit.
Wow. Ha, Keckler, let's go.
I'm getting straight blues, bro, like this is just so...
Is this worth it?
Oh my god!
I'm literally such a dick supper
Okay, I'm off this game, how do I kick the WRC should?
Ardor
Ardor, I love you dude
I love you dude
Ardor
What piece are you talking about?
Ardor
bro.
Hand down, I'm alone.
I'm fucking believable, bro.
Val?
Val?
Up on Val.
I'm not the solo though bro
I'm not the cute solo
Bro can my game launch?
E-Pow. Oh, hell no, bro.
Yo, maybe I get some good, like, teammates on my team, bro.
Like, sometimes when you queue a value, you meet cool people.
Like, life, long-time friends, you'll meet a Val.
Sometimes.
Swiftplay lobbies, like, who knows? Who knows?
Or I could get fucking a bunch of mutes.
Okay, I'm not going to see Cutie, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm lazy as fuck.
I'm not lazy as fuck
I'm not trying to get up and already got my cutie cutie stream cooking up on Saturday Saturday pretty sure Saturday
Who's on man
Who's on
Silky live no, he's not
What?
Anyone let's see who's on violent what you be doing bro eats with the guys
Doing a car segment. Let's see on violet
Shabroza, nah, there's no way I get a five stack going, bro.
It's fine, bro.
You know what?
Let's do it for all times sakes, bro.
Let's see who I can get in my lobby.
Who, bro, let's cue every fuck, actually.
Let's see who I can get in my lobby.
This shit could be the funnest shit ever or the fucking worst shit of my life.
Let's see.
Let's see who we can get, man.
Let's see who we can get.
Got my Karambit and Quinn.
Damn, bro, like old times.
Let's see what we can get.
I got my Ryan Gunbuddy here.
All Snipers.
Let's see what we get.
Breeze.
Thank God it wasn't a new man.
Pre-Sniper Lolli.
Yo, yo, yo, what's good team?
Mic check, mic check, mic check!
Mic check, mic check, mic check!
No one has a fucking mic on the scene.
Yeah, give me at this lobby, bro, I'm dodging.
I'm dodging.
I'm dodging, I'm dodging, I'm dodging.
That's shitty ass, too.
I want out, bro.
I want out.
I'm throwing the game, metaphorically.
I'm not dodging, I'm throwing.
Yo, is my mic broken or something?
0.76kdlol.
The fuck?
Yeah, I'm dozing, I'm dozing, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I'm out.
Bro got, Bro got stats pulled up.
Like what?
I'm just trying to game.
Yeah, I'm out of this, I'm out of this, bro.
I'm out of this.
This game is shit, bro.
You sound like Jason, Jason, and you sound like a fucking dork.
I'm out of here, bro.
Jason, I want to rape you, bro.
What?
Yo, why?
Motherfuckers wait until I'm out of dodge to just say some crazy wild shit like well
Now what service is that I got to get off that bro. It's gotta be the fucking Illinois people Oregon for sure, bro
Those guys are fucking losers
Central I'm not gonna lie bro most cool people are most people
Illinois, I'm taking it away off
Texans Texans and Californians probably like in Virginia's low key. I fuck over junior
Texas you trying to try hard Cali if you want to troll
Texas is the worst low-key bro. I don't want to try hard Texans, bro
you
you
you
you
you
I
What is this map, I don't know
Yo, what's good can we get a quick mic check going mic check?
Nice bro, no mics on this team. Listen bro, I'm not about to play with no mics
Am I muted, bro?
What's up Jason?
I never mom dodging bro. No, no, no
Jays
You ready to win big bro
Hmm. I I okay. Yeah. No, I'll take it. Yo, can we get two more mice gone?
No, that's everybody except by everybody except what?
Vice everybody here has a mic except by
dodge
No, no
We mean dodge. Why would you dodge or about a win?
Yo here's still you got Mike or no I
Got a mic. I got a mic. I got a mic. All right bad bad bad. Let's play man. Let's play
I don't know J.
What up?
What up?
Don't call me J, bro.
I don't know.
You like that?
No, bro.
My phone.
My phone.
Bye, bro.
Bye, buddy.
Let's win, y'all.
So where y'all from?
I
Yeah, let's do this. Okay from Canada, bro
Canada y'all are canate. Wait, how are y'all three say a five-stack?
Yes, sir. You stack
Ah, man
I'm I'm lonely. I'm by myself
you got asked if you're not lonely
oh we could join a group later if you want
yeah yeah if we win
alright wait did that snipe me?
no no no okay okay
I don't know this map so y'all gonna have to calm really good bro
alright back back back
I guess there's fucking a hundred shots of this guy's body he's alive on pistol round
what?
What is that?
Oh my god bro.
What is that?
One wounded bro.
Wow wow wow.
Ask them a question if I don't hear stuff.
I have like 3.
Yo yo yo.
Do y'all have girlfriends?
i think only sage plays it
yo y'all got girlfriends?
yeah how about you?
what's up with the moaning and groaning? i'm just asking a question trying to get to know y'all.
I think it's just a rough topic for him right now.
For who? Oh, oh you just got a breakup?
Yeah, well
Show this game
Yeah, you a you broke up with your girl a any y'all now you're on valorant
too much okay we need a lock in we can do this we just need a lock
alright let's go no more girlfriend talk no more girlfriend talk
no no no girlfriend shit better shit 20 anyways
alright let's do it let's do it
they played 3D
they're like retitting a class so we could fake maybe
You ever heard a song called Lever's Strangers or not?
No.
Huh?
Nah, nah, focus on the games, though.
Alright.
Saves here.
Ah, I see a lot of, a lot of, a lot of U2's just used, man.
I feel like we rotate out of there.
Could be pushed up mid here.
Oh to the left to the left let's go y'all let's do this mom
Don't not fan of not winning, bro
You don't talk for I guess yeah, what right what rake is this?
Hi pot, baby hi. Yeah, bro. I got a lock in man. What I was watching it kids in fact way back in my problem
All right y'all beat the YouTube on B this guy's gonna lurk up mate. I'm gonna get him
Stage old me
No, he's got StreamSnipeBee, he's StreamSnipeBee!
Mid, mid, mid, mid, he's one mid, oh my god, he's StreamSnipeBeeing!
Oh shit, bro. That is so crazy. Look at that! Everybody's fucking mid, bro! Nice, nice, nice, nice,
stream snipe. Nah, I don't even want to do that. Go entry outside? Alright, listen. I'm gonna, I feel like,
Fuck bro, I'm a jet. We should entry somewhere. Let's let's try it. I'm gonna buck you
Now I'm lucky like bucky trash, I don't know if I buck you here, bro
I don't know how to play this map, bro. That's the thing, man. I see one. Like, the Gecko
just knows exactly where I'm gonna be at, man.
Wait, I forgot the cloak and all bro. I forgot I forgot that that's a thing. I'm getting tea bag
Yeah, I'm getting streamed tonight, bro.
Hey, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Fuck you.
Fucking loser, bro.
Holy shit.
Loser. Loser in the chat.
Up.
He literally teabagged me, bro.
Yeah, yeah, play me, bro.
This Keko literally knows everything.
He knows everything.
Put on delay?
I'm gonna put on fucking 20 minute delay
so we can win the game.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
It's not good.
What a fucking loser.
Oh my God, what is that?
What is that peak?
Oh my fucking gosh.
And then he does that, wow.
Baby rage baby rage baby rage you gotta get work
What a funny player, bro.
We got this, we got this!
Come on, bro, I'm not hearing enough comms out of y'all.
We're assignment comms.
Ah, listen, I think...
I think our B push is the best, bro.
I'm gonna kill this Sage instantly.
He walls and he does this like cringe-ass peek.
I'm just dashing to kill him.
I see.
Here we go.
Why does it smell like food?
I got the entry though bro!
three though, bro.
Good, of course.
You guys just watch that.
Keep the judge, bro.
Judge, judge.
Get the judge.
Oh, he's dead.
He saw that.
He saw that.
Why would you peak that though?
Why would you beat that bro? Me personally I would not beat that but
He got suck you can hold you can hold DNS
You go DNS you got suck bro when you hold DNS you can stick to the corner
I'm gonna go me this guy goes good. I'm gonna fight and kill the get go why you get the burgers and the enemies
That's what I'm saying, bro
It's a wall bangable box
Streams damn
I'm off this shit, I don't wanna play it, I don't wanna play it.
I'm off the quit, bro.
I'm off the quit, I don't know why I ever hopped on this fucking game, man.
No, no, I don't know why, I don't know why I ever hopped on this shitty ass game, bro.
There's a reason why I stop playing this shit.
Because it's shit like that, bro.
I
I
Lucky bro my teammate is not talking like it's just
of
the
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imagination
I don't know this fucking map bro. I don't want to play this shitty-ass map.
I made it in the CC.
Last one was made.
He is made.
He is made.
from Tel-Aviv.
Unclove, on site.
That's what I'm talking about, bro. This is what we do.
You're...
Yo, in the middle of said, what's up, bro?
Guys, are you good?
What do you mean?
I'm just checking up on you, you all right?
Mom, that's so good.
All right, I just wanted to check it up on you, bro.
I haven't talked in a minute.
No, no, I knew it. I just wanted to make sure you're cool.
Your message to love
W for me real quick
What a fucking boy boy boy old fucking boy
this is winnable bro this is winnable
come on
dude i'm playing as fucking 10s bro
This guy's so good.
What?
Smurfs smurfing.
Maybe the light is a bit bright.
Tons.
Tons.
This is tens but fat.
I'm playing with the team anymore.
Fucking shitty ass.
Nice.
Come back, come back, come back.
I'm coming to you all.
Way better than that fucking fade, man.
So much better.
I
Believe me this three years three. Oh
Like bro, he's just streams that is cool as a fucking loser. Oh
My god, I'm listening to you like bro. I'll take this on site and he's saying to rotate man
Like why are we rotating? He's on site
I
Anybody got money or no
I can you're well somewhere look this fade peaks a every single time I'm gonna get him right here
No, no, no, no, I can win the movie one trust I can win this trust. Yeah, trust
One vandal one time one kill come on baby
You know I can't do one day
I'm having
9393 is that still a thing in this game?
Yeah!
We got it!
We got it!
Ah, fucking damn it, man.
Here we go, man.
What better... Listen, do people go bandit first? Do I go bandit or... What do I go here, man?
Like, is the bandit gun? Is this a good...
Ghost?
Ghost.
It is not accurate goes better
I'm play a
Sheriff you're right. What my fucking
And I'm ego peeking
I'm not a lot every
the fuck is this way?
I think they're rotating
they're still there, there's still some there
they're just main right
still used
I
Can't shoot
One shot one kill
one shot one opportunity the fuck is this oh here it's headed behind you
nine the hell uh like if I just had a little like one millisecond dude oh my fuck dude
It's not good enough bro, it's just nuts man.
Are you any forcing or?
No, no, no, no, yes, yes, force, force, we got to force here bro, we can't do that.
We lost this around but we got to force it out a lot bro.
Bro, James fucking Taros, two and thirteen.
Holy shit man.
I shot my naked.
I got him bro.
Yo James Charles bro, your fucking dog shit.
I peeped to help you and then you ran away.
You fucking fucking cheater.
40 Gecko on site.
Nice.
We win this round, we actually win the game.
It's just like...
Damn!
Nice try guys.
I've seen 11-3 before, maybe one missed.
This is all we got, bro
Here be
That's it 47 stage 50 gecko
I
Not in not in
Oh, it's time. I got the fucking bandit time to win this hot block time to win this whole fucking shit man
You don't give me the van. It was over
It's time
Could have re-hit never in boxing
This guy knated us.
Why zero.
Ready?
It's like I can't do anything bro.
It's like I can't do anything, bro. I cannot do anything
It's over bro, I don't know why
Do only smoke mid
Yes
New your loud keyboard, how the fuck do you want me?
I'm all the off mid it's just like
James Charles bro with the fucking thumb in his mouth
James Charles with the thumb in his fucking mouth 3 and 16
How many fuck is that fucking quintuple negative?
Everybody except fucking James
Temple negative bro this guy they fucking crumb
I
Can't lose I can't lose I can't lose I can't lose swift play
Shit do I have a swift play who the fuck is dish
yo yo yo what's up y'all what the fuck is that yo bro what does this game turn into
So it's basically like a dating app?
Bro, that was Kobe?
What you mean Kobe?
I got once with Fliber.
I don't wanna play full game, man.
I just wanna win.
I just wanna win.
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-ow.
Maybe
It's full of banned people from unrated
Hello team hello their team
Yellow
Can we get a quick mic check?
No mics on this team?
Hello?
Dude, what happened to this game? It used to be fun.
Full of people that want to talk to each other, talk about meet new people.
What happened to this game?
Did people really just play this game for the actual game play?
Yo, what the fuck?
Yeah, it came to shit.
Hello, everybody!
Hello, hello, what's going on team?
Glad I'm happy y'all got mics like I've been just waiting to talk and get to know people on this game because
Nobody's been talking nobody's been fucking trying to talk. I'm just trying to get to know people
I just want to get to know people and talk like what's so what's so bad about that
There are so many people who don't like but they own a whole PC that's what I'm saying like
And then they all the four that's what was like
We talked to him as soon as he started talking the other realm they all afford and I feel so bad
Yeah, I
Wasn't talking because I was eating and I feel so bad and then we queued up and I heard him like oh, okay, so yeah wait
Oh, yeah
Asian auntie why is that your name?
Wait, how old are you? I mean, I know you're not supposed to ask a woman that but like, you know
You can't be that old if you're an auntie
Yo, not bad, they cut out.
What's up?
Hello?
Sorry, uh, just to say, but to say that my knees, my oldest niece is like 21, 22.
Damn!
Wait, turning 1?
Or turning 2?
Or 21?
Damn.
Damn why you want a game?
She could play you right. I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Hey
This is why nobody talks to you last round. Wow. Okay. Okay. I apologize my bad my bad
Matter of fact matter of fact I apologize and I want to say happy national women's day
Happy national day
What do you think we should do?
Forgive or should we just like...
I mean...
I feel like we forgive.
So are y'all like stacked or not?
You fucking piece of shit, Kyo Kyojo is one shot.
Who's that?
One shot one shot milk milk milk one shot. That's what I'm talking about. Good job
Why is your name booty Congress are 200
It's different it's different for sure
let's see let's see some auntie let's go auntie nice job y'all yeah
I'm not as booty caress it cuz me and two others like we banded together we were
like oh what's our favorite hobby like we should name ourselves on yeah so your
favorite hobby is booty caressing yeah the other two are booty lifting and booty
What the fuck
I fuck away I fuck with Asian aunts. Thank you. Thank you. You get me. You get me
My name's Jason
What do y'all think of my name
Oh my god, bro. Oh my fucking god. Let me get an A. A. A.
No, I got one kill. I'm sorry.
4k then I'll fight.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
Let's go Auntie Me and You!
Let's go!
Oh wait, was that your ace?
Nah, nah, it's cool. I don't even care about that. It's swift play.
Has anyone ever told you your low key kind of sound like decent believe?
I don't get that at all.
Well, probably because nobody talks to you, but like, I was just asking, you know?
Yeah, I... I... What do you mean nobody talks to me?
You just said that nobody's been talking to you, game.
I mean, yeah, in game, I got a life outside of this shit, you know?
You sound like Snowcone.
clanker come on lock in y'all lock in oh fucking hell man that's what I'm talking
about Kodo Bay's yeah yeah we're kind of smooth way how many wins how many
rounds is it to win I haven't played this in a while this has been a minute
okay okay I kind of want to throw just to talk to you all more I'm trying to
make friends in the game. Why would you be scared? I'm your favorite streamers favorite streamer.
I don't watch you.
I mean, I'm nice.
I don't do anything to, like, you know, I'm just, you know.
Oh my God, I'll tube them in the next one.
This one's for you Minji watch this watch this watch this
God damn me yo
Oh my god, man, what do y'all think about that Jason and we got he's kind of weird no I
Don't watch this dream
me either I guess I fucking lose her
yeah he's such he's such a loser
are you chasing the wind man?
nah, what are your thoughts on him?
yo, I'm literally watching you right now, what the heck?
are you trying to run me?
yo, are you?
yeah, alright bro, stop flashing it
what are your thoughts on him?
he's cringe
What the fuck is that?
Come on, yeah.
Fuck.
fuck.
Let me get a heal.
Do you need help?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Thank you so much.
you got this you got this shit
who are you saying don't win?
what?
fuck!
don't win the game
oh my god it's B
wait why?
why would I not win?
this is a competitive game
cause I wanna play with you one more round
I wanna play with you
why do you wanna play with me all of a sudden?
I heard that guy's an asshole and he pushed that one girl's boyfriend
during the match pit
no
No, not on the keys, not on the keys!
No, take me, take me!
No, not on the keys!
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
Jason, help me out on the same...
Fuck nooooo!
Why are you in California?
But you don't play in California a lot.
What do you mean?
I don't play this game at all.
Oh.
Why are you playing it now, though?
I just decided to hop on the game.
Wait, this shit is actually kinda crazy. Holy crap.
Yeah, this is crazy. What?
This is your first time you've played on my street?
I got you, bro.
Fuck.
No.
We'll get him.
We'll get him.
You're decent.
Watch me lock in.
I'm watching you.
Oh, hell no.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
Okay, okay, let me see something let me see something
Oh good shit
Hey!
No, let's-
Get out, get out next time, get out.
Wait, where y'all, where y'all from?
From the Bay Area.
Like, like, where are you from though, like?
Oh, the Bay Area.
No, like, like ethnicity.
Amazing.
I fucking this city not race
That is my ethnicity amazing
Are you good do you go to school? Yeah, I'm on college
I'm 20 years old
I
Like ethnicity wise like are you are you like Vietnamese Philippines
I'm so easy. Oh my foot. I know you would be like we're in some eight in
Where?
You stop eating
Holy shit. Are you ashamed of your race?
Yeah, why you gotta be you gotta be proud of your race
No, this is not me!
This is not me!
This is not me!
This is not me!
This is not me!
I'm an Aju!
Wait, wait, wait, you're by yourself
Wait you weren't in a five-stack
No, I'm not part of them
Damn wait, so what's your ethnicity? Let me tell you something. All right
I'm from Afghanistan so South Asia. Yes, Afghanistan is in stand as fire. So why are you ashamed of your ethnicity?
It's because people hate on it. So they be hella racist
No, no, no, no, no, I fuck with Afghanistan.
You do?
Yes, yes.
Who's racist to you?
The people outside and on the game.
Unbelievable.
Wow.
Well,
Can I pay one round with you?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one more.
I got one more.
Thank you so do you watch my streams or you just know me no I watch you sing a lot okay
what's the last big thing I did what's the last big thing you did seven days on the
Island oh
You know yo, what's good team? How we doing today?
You on the limit key island. Oh hell no, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
What you mean, oh, no, it's not a Mickey you couldn't do you couldn't do you could never do that shit
What's wrong with it?
It's not a little mickey.
Yo, Mike check teams, get a cooking Mike Jack.
You know?
And you're muted.
What, hello?
I'm just kidding dude, what's up bro?
Ah, good one, yes.
What's up bro?
Anyone else?
Yo, Haru and Jack, hello.
All right.
Jason.
What's up?
Why is your chat telling me I got a speech impediment?
Listen, let me tell you something.
Sometimes in life you just gotta ignore the noise
and ignore the hate because haters, fuck.
I'm ignoring this because I'm with you, you got my back.
I don't got shit, no
Hey listen, you don't have my bag. No, no, no, no, I don't have it
So like what often you be watching
I'll be watching like every stream. That's a lot. Okay. What I do today
you had a football match yeah you just looked at my bar you're such a you're such a lie
what do you mean I didn't watch it
I
Know you gotta trade that
I got you now
Shall I anything
All right who won the who won the football match?
Hello
I didn't go anywhere as modern lazy
Like leave me I'm a big fan. Well, you get kills and swift play calling yourself legendary
you're reading the chat what chat I didn't open it I just close it up so you
don't have chat over this no I don't and we are discord with I can hear I can
hear what do you mean I can hear I can hear myself we'll call it this is a
recorder call it is it no no no I'm watching you stay one the other side
I think they're cheating.
I think they're cheating.
That was mean.
Ask his Twitch user and do watch time.
well please lock in bro I don't lose with place
yes and you said Oly
what?
Oly you said I sound like who?
handicapped
I don't know who that is
Who is your favorite streamer?
It's you, he's my favorite streamer
fuck what a fucking loser bro
I
Wish on the song I just released your ass
What song did I just release
Love is the strangers. I sing it sing it sing it really if you really watch me every day
You know you don't know the lyrics sing it sing it sing it sing
We are like with this train
Yeah, I'm on adding you after this.
No, wait, Jason! I know the other song though.
That's my favorite song from the Steam chat.
You know that was my number one song.
That was my number one song.
I wanna keep that to myself.
one less.
Damn no.
You're the one.
What happened?
How old are you?
are you in college yeah I'm in college okay okay like major I'm
majoring in biology I'm trying to go to med school you're mad smart are you
You have a good gpa. Yeah, I got a full point. Oh
I'm on the Dean's list too
So you're trying to be a doctor yeah, I'm trying to be a doctor
I'm trying to be a doctor so I can cheat you
What do you mean it's green? I know you like it.
no no no no no no it's on me, on me the 26
sickle
fuck, you're missing the shampoos
remaining
Lurker
Let's go
And are you good? We're winning
Yeah, good job. Good job. Good job. Thank you. Thank you
so like what do you be doing like in your in your past time I wake and then I
just go to school what do you work as I work in a hospital
yo chamber bear I'm not talking to you man oh shit now just get inside I hear
B
WOOOOOO
Come on fucking demon
I'm so, I'm the greatest
You are
I'm greeting you right now
Thank you
Thank you
I get humbled every day, you know, sometimes it's good to just, you know, a little bit glazed it feels okay
You need to get glazed every day. I don't know what people talking about. I don't get glazed
Where's go we're winning this shit
I
Made one hungry for sure
Jason how did you die your ass I died to bring it
Yeah, this might be it
Any last words milk? No
Oh, no.
I was finally.
What the more decent did you use?
GGs.
No, GGs.
No.
No.
Damn.
I have something to say. I have something to say.
Sure.
What's up?
You said that you I love you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Listen, appreciate the support. Appreciate the love. You go, you go kill the world and become a doctor.
When in the Tesla giveaway, by the way, I'm still waiting. Tesla giveaway? Yeah, no, it's never happening. Why not?
I just spent a lot of money on an island, you know what I mean, just too many in here.
You know you have more money than that though, you can afford it.
How do you, you don't know what's in my pocket?
I know what's in your pocket, I pocket watch you everyday.
Okay, how much I made last month?
You made 60k.
That's that's yeah, I mean that's a lot of money.
You have a lot of money. I'm gonna keep praising you okay. Listen,
you go be a doctor and you make money and you make your family proud and be proud of your ethnicity
and be the best version of yourself. This is the final and last time I'm ever gonna talk to you.
No, okay, no, add me though like keep me in your family. That's my memory, right there.
Goodbye, milk.
I love you Jason. I love you.
Love you too.
Have a good day.
Have a good night.
Damn.
I'll keep her on the friends list.
I'm watching you don't do that I keep I keep milk on the first list
It's milk. Thank you for the game. You my favorite STW EAM ER one more one more
Swiftplay or shadow skirmish or shadow random all random one site
What is skirmish skirmish is 2v2
Fuck it. I'll have on super. I got one more bro. One more man
Hello team. Hello team. Can we get a quick mic check on? I bark. I start barking. Start
barking yo no mics on this team we really got no we got I'm out of dodge
you know you didn't have place with play to play the game I'm trying to meet
people I'm dodging. I'm out of here.
Bunch of typers. Bunch of dirty fucking typers.
Select your agent.
Hey peace y'all.
Please don't ban me.
Shhhh.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Ta-da-da-da.
Oh
We got a mic can we get a quick mic chick
Yo, what's up, bro? What's up, bro? You got a crystal clear mic. Are you like a streamer or something?
No, I stream every now and then but like I'm not the same as on there. Yeah, okay, okay, okay
Wait, are you Jason?
That guy's cringe, bro
Are you sure about are you sure not even like that guy's not I don't fuck with that guy
And who's your favorite music artist?
Who's in my favorite music artist? Yeah
You heard of Luke Chang bro. I know Luke Chang. It's pretty good. Dude. He's not he's my favorite artist. What about you man?
My favorite artist is too slimy
Too slimy. Yeah, ooh never heard never heard. Yeah, anyone else got a mic
Hello yo hey let's go we got a fool's we got a fool squad going let's go yo so like
like
But look at sit dodge, bro. They're all sniping
Bro the father accident is so predominant. It's so it's so crazy
No girls died. What's wrong with you?
You gave this all me like row. What's wrong with you? Hey, bro. So so like what do y'all do I?
Just be playing this game though. Well, how older y'all
You want to guess 18 18 18 and lobbies
How old are you
Team bro, let me tell you something man life only gets worse
Enjoy your youth
Wait, how old are you bro? I'm 21. I'm the oldest one. Yeah, I was the dinosaurs
Nah, that 21 is not old, bro. Come on.
Ha ha ha.
Damn. So y'all got girlfriends or nah?
Fuck no.
I'm a chug.
I'm playing this game.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no one grabbed the bomb.
Oh, fuck.
You got that, you got that torch?
I was a fucking bum.
So what are your thoughts on, what are your thoughts on the war going on right now?
One anomaly with women fighting is that you set unrealistic expectations.
I stand and accept your eloquence, never meeting someone again.
What are you talking about?
It's like bottom-fragging with Subroza and claiming that rank.
What are your thoughts on the war with iran jason if you want to get good
We just came up you should all be come you have to go decide become one voice
chat greater than and go fuck yourself yeah kevin fuck you bro I agree well
like why are you why are you at war man let's let's let's peace I'm not gonna
online that's some Fence city shit bro you gotta really answer
well
um I'm not really that educated on it so I don't want to say anything
ah boh fucking hole man
fuck
off whack
I
Need a heal yeah, I got you. No, we don't have healers on the team man
Are you sure that me?
This guy singing lovers to strangers
No, I guess uh, why is your name roaring kitty?
If you know you know man, is that where or what?
I'll flash you bro, you got this.
You'll get him chamber.
Show him what it needs to be a Ferguson.
Fuck is a Ferguson.
Jason it's me at Astro underscore 55 me and the big Niven yahoo sending love from Bangladesh and Tel Aviv
Who's not favorite streamer if you watch rumors?
Uh probably save always stay over now though. Oh, yeah, it's a good pic man. You ever heard of someone in Somerset. Yeah
There's some of that viewer
yeah okay okay okay who else you want to step up
I'll be walking on the highway sometimes
great streamer
you can keep playing these Swifties as long as you don't fall in love and
drop a song like strangers to lovers again
okay who else who else
Yeah, just get it all out
I don't know this is one Jason the wind guy
Yeah, that's kind of a moon. Oh shit my fault
He's cool though, I guess
some molecular and biomedical sciences holy well everybody's a biomedical medical
doctor wait what's your GPA it's currently sitting at like 3.93 put it in
dude it's 93 or 3.8 I thought you're gonna make it far bro thank you bro I
appreciate it
I'm a fucking chud I should have left there I should have went back
You can't be losing those man. Come on.
Or a key, bro.
Nah, you're right. You're right.
Wait, what's your original server, Roaring Kiddy?
You get a hundred ping, doc.
Well, I have my own space card in med school with 3.8.
8
Yeah, you got a hundred fucking pink
I have 40 on east I don't have the internet
Damn, where you from? Kentucky
You ever been
What's your got Frank? We have the derby. Oh, yeah
The body shot be
We're gonna be the flinching be where you fucking flink. Let's go
We're holding me catch you up on that
Holy shit another body shot. Oh, I must got fucking four body shots going
You should go to the derby for a stream. No, I'm cool making that
What's there to do in Kentucky besides the Derby?
Um, you ride horses or something on that.
Okay.
Naps?
Naps?
Oh, shit, y'all got KDB out there!
Who
My goddess
Oh my fucking gosh
Really GGs. Hey man Gigi y'all y'all played well. Hey, hopefully y'all
I'm gonna yaw excel in life
Really? Thanks. Hey man. You too. Hope you're doing good. Thanks, bro. Yeah, I'm a good one. Okay
Huh
What a fucking game dude, what a fucking game dude
What?
dodge offense
No
How long?
I can't glitch just go on.
No.
No.
Yo.
It's glitched.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Food just finished
Fuck hell fucking L angles cutie
What yo bro, yo guys, I'm over here guys
Yo guys, we're over here
Yo, what are they eating?
What the fuck?
Yo, yo!
Yo guys!
Yo, yo guys!
Over here, over here!
Oh, nice, we're back.
What is that?
Hold on, that should look kinda good.
Wait, what is that?
Now you guys will hear it.
Boom!
No, they try to do that.
Oh, I tried to get them.
Oh my, hold on.
They do it.
That should look kinda cool.
Honestly, now it's to the point where it's like,
there's famine.
Steak, mashed potatoes are steak?
I love it!
Wait, I wanna show you this video.
I'm gonna ask, what's called?
I'll try it, and if not, I'll just ask.
People are like this.
Oh, she looked kinda good, though.
She's kinda like tough, kinda like tough.
I'm not gonna lie though, Jack.
Look at Arky.
We're on 100.
What, no!
No, no, no!
100!
No!
100!
We still gotta open that.
Wait, what? What is it?
He? He? Oh, it's just some tea.
Yeah, let's go.
We need that.
Milk tea?
Oh, milk tea. It's like, it's like moba.
Indian moba.
Oh, here we go.
Man.
Man.
All right chat
Whoo fucking hell
That's me, but I'll see you tomorrow
I'm 50 50 on tomorrow chat. I'm 50 50 on tomorrow, but if I don't tomorrow we got a tyler one
1v1 on Friday, and then we got
Saturday we got a QD stream and then
and then we got our six and then maybe a Maybach Sunday maybe a Maybach Sunday
Maybach Sunday might get a little Maybach Sunday with Martin Law a little Maybach
Sunday with Martin Law because then on Monday I gotta stay for him Martin Law
Maybach Sunday and then and then yeah yeah and then London we got a Maybach
Monday I think I want to do it with with with George Clawke for sure we never
game PBM maybe I'm on it bro he's in China for a week bro I definitely still
want to do it maybe I money with Max but bro he's been in China man
Ryan Higa whenever he's in LA I think he'll be down but he lives in Vegas
all right I love y'all chat appreciate our love I'm gaming man we game in we
We game it, we game it, we got a good month to look forward to.
March is gonna be fun.
April is gonna be even better.
Dude, I'm excited for the second arc in London this year.
I love y'all, I appreciate y'all for fucking watching.
Cute fucking music, man.
I'm not balding.
Nah, it's the black hair brown, it's got me.
I know that I've got you, man.
you
you