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⚽ME & RON VS MARLON & LACY⚽2V2 DRAFT⚽LETS PLAY FOOTBALL⚽REFINING MY SKILLS⚽

03-04-2026 · 7h 30m

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[00:03:09] But I'll be playing today, okay
[00:03:12] Me versus wrong me and wrong versus Marlin and Lacey to be too draft. I will be playing
[00:03:18] I will be playing a whole fucking time. Okay, actually I might get something out a little bit
[00:03:23] I'm tired, but I'm gonna try my best to play the whole time, bro
[00:03:25] I need to improve as as much as I can the charity match is coming up and I don't want to troll
[00:03:31] I don't want to be on some bullshit. I don't want to I don't want to be ass. I want to get playtime
[00:03:37] I don't want to be on the bench making fucking tiktoks
[00:03:41] I'm trying to go crazy
[00:03:45] You need to coach playing as useless I actually got a coach. All right, I'm training. I'm training true to three times a week
[00:03:53] okay it's cuz you don't harden your foot when you kick it no it's because I
[00:04:00] did a slight tackle yesterday and I just slid and I kicked myself you need
[00:04:08] practice every day it's fine bro I can I can I can get better I get better flat
[00:04:16] hair. Dude, just wait till ma...
[00:04:19] What is this?
[00:04:24] You were asked against Yugi what makes you think you're new better than the one and only Marlin.
[00:04:34] I know.
[00:04:38] The world really did irreversible damage to India's...
[00:04:42] W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
[00:04:47] Appreciate the W's, Mary, appreciate the re-sets, appreciate y'all.
[00:04:50] I know.
[00:04:52] Don't leave me! Don't leave me!
[00:04:54] Don't leave me! Back to me where we go!
[00:04:56] Hold on, you sip?
[00:04:58] Shut up.
[00:04:59] Hold on, you sip?
[00:05:02] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[00:05:08] wait they kind of live like sauncey made it I thought Sauncey went back to the
[00:05:14] US or he was stuck in Switzerland or some shit
[00:05:20] Oh
[00:05:31] Hold on the ween Jason
[00:05:43] What is Holly what is homie
[00:05:50] a vibrant hindu spring festival in india selling the triumph of good over evil
[00:05:57] the arrival of spring in the end of winter a holly day festival of colors
[00:06:02] and we went to 20
[00:06:07] thank you bro big fucking 20 man they look like they're having a blast out
[00:06:16] there chat hold on bro we might to go to India we might to go to India all right
[00:06:31] India Indian weddings are lit we yes we Ron no you know it hit of Ron just went
[00:06:38] I'm gonna be honest you know if Ron goes that's just hitting me personally
[00:06:42] though I don't know I'd have to think real hard about that Indian weddings yeah
[00:06:48] I will go to an Indian wedding last time I was invited to a wedding though I
[00:06:52] did not go because I know some shit but what is this his face bro he thought he
[00:06:59] was getting a cursed out in Spanish by his mom after bullshit advice
[00:07:04] Tell me, tell me, tell me, I let you.
[00:07:07] Yeah, nah.
[00:07:09] Hey, listen, today we got 2v2, me and Ron versus Marlon and Lacey.
[00:07:16] Ron doesn't want to play, he wants to coach because he's scared of getting injured.
[00:07:21] Bro, Ron should play.
[00:07:23] No, I feel like Ron should play.
[00:07:28] I feel like Ron should play.
[00:07:31] That's the whole point.
[00:07:35] But if Ron doesn't play, then look, you've got a better chance of winning.
[00:07:41] But, um...
[00:07:44] Honestly, it's fine, bro. I think it's fine, fuck it, whatever.
[00:07:48] And then Friday.
[00:07:50] Friday, Tyler won 1v1. I actually don't know if that's happening, because I don't have any contact to Tyler won.
[00:07:56] How should I contact Tyler won? He doesn't follow me on Twitter, he doesn't follow me on Instagram, he doesn't follow me anywhere.
[00:08:00] I don't know his number. What do I do?
[00:08:05] What do I do? E-rub so text he's live right now
[00:08:22] Joe big T what time on Friday
[00:08:26] for the 1v1 for 10k also can you follow me back on Twitter like bro how does one
[00:08:45] play this game all day bro hold on I would have flashed I would have flashed
[00:08:51] ulted. Wait, I think he's gonna read my chat or not. Oh! Oh! Look at chat after the kill?
[00:09:01] Bit of a blunder on that play. Alright, let me uh, let me re-let me retap my-let me retap
[00:09:11] My message over quick outweighs the value of the hill doesn't but okay
[00:09:28] Do you still flip what random yeah, yeah
[00:09:33] Like bro this guy's a troll I was just on the island for seven days and big fucking week in my life
[00:09:37] You're talking about you really think it was on VamRank killed yourself
[00:09:47] No, you did it
[00:09:52] What the fuck is this what is this ego he did not follow me oh
[00:09:59] I do stream early what 4 p.m. Eastern for me Eastern is 1 p.m. PC. Yes, really
[00:10:16] Bro, he just followed me back
[00:10:19] He's central wait, that's even better. What so that's what 2 p.m. That's easy
[00:10:25] Alright bro have a good day maybe tone down the ego. I will humble you on Friday
[00:10:55] Fuck bro, she's a
[00:10:58] boy with the five
[00:11:02] Oh, huh what it killed him there. Let's check out. I'll say this is a real quick
[00:11:12] Trash
[00:11:14] And...and...
[00:11:16] I was gonna have to bomb every time!
[00:11:18] I don't know! I don't want it! I don't want it!
[00:11:22] Take that Jersey off yo too, bro!
[00:11:24] Say oh god United Lost!
[00:11:26] We brought it back?
[00:11:30] No, I can't. I have to go to a event.
[00:11:34] Otherwise I would.
[00:11:37] Fuck!
[00:11:40] No way, man!
[00:11:44] Oh my god, bro
[00:11:51] Fuck
[00:11:54] To Newcastle
[00:12:01] 30 the league though not bad at all
[00:12:04] Oh
[00:12:09] With a man down since half time you know it was always be shit, bro. We're third in it. We're third in a lead. I'm not even that bad, bro
[00:12:17] Stop larking. I'm not a larper. I
[00:12:20] Love me and united. All right, and when I'm back in London, I'm going to a United game London next fucking month
[00:12:26] There's gonna be a movie dude. It's gonna be fucking movie
[00:12:29] Holy fucking ankle of doom
[00:12:40] Yeah, who would tattoo their face on on their body
[00:12:52] Who would do it
[00:12:54] Bro, there's people that tattoo, like, there's not one guy that tattooed KSI all over his
[00:13:02] body for KSI to do absolute nothing.
[00:13:04] Alright, there's really people that do that.
[00:13:06] No way!
[00:13:07] Lacey-ass tattooing.
[00:13:09] Dean really started Analyze Jason's print.
[00:13:11] Is this still trending?
[00:13:13] Is my day still trending?
[00:13:15] I'm not trippin'.
[00:13:16] Is this dick like on it, like, is this shit kinda like, to the, like, oh, listen, I ain't
[00:13:32] analyzing, right?
[00:13:33] Listen, no analyzing, like, listen, I'm just, I'm putting two into it, but is it like,
[00:13:39] to the, is it offsetted?
[00:13:45] I'm not tripping, it's offset it though, right?
[00:13:56] No, that's my dick, that's my dick involves.
[00:14:04] Like, okay, yeah, it's a nice cock,
[00:14:07] don't get me wrong, but I've been saying, but like, it's-
[00:14:09] Wow.
[00:14:10] I'm not fucking leaning back.
[00:14:12] You feel me, like, all right, let's move on, let's move on.
[00:14:14] Wow, bruh.
[00:14:16] Yo, D so cool, age.
[00:14:25] Oh, that's crazy.
[00:14:30] Yo, I did not know he was 30 fucking two.
[00:14:32] Yo, 30 fucking two?
[00:14:36] 1993?
[00:14:39] city ass soundboard yo I gotta I gotta workshop my soundboard usage
[00:14:49] bro that's crazy can't comment on the man where did they find his child man we we had
[00:14:55] to replace face Mike man we got Jaya now man W fucking Jaya he was a vibe last night
[00:15:00] I
[00:15:03] Cina
[00:15:07] Trash Jason Jason hold on wait Jason just right trash and tota tota Jason
[00:15:14] You literally got owned by rage and silky in Valorant of anybody that you're talking about games
[00:15:19] It's my first day on here. You've had years of playing Valorant and you got fucking all knowing
[00:15:24] I ain't gonna lie, man. That doesn't even affect me at all because Senna's is not a gamer.
[00:15:30] This is not a gamer. I don't think she's completely at any point in solo-game at all.
[00:15:34] I'll do it, so let me close it first.
[00:15:40] I'm tired of these fucking gaming allegations. I'm not a gamer. I'm trash at games.
[00:15:44] But I'm sorry. I'm gonna start gaming every single day. In fact, every single day, I'm hopping on a game.
[00:15:50] I've been I've been watching a lot more games. I'm trying to play CS go Valorant shooters cap. No, it's not cap
[00:15:57] But uh, yeah, I'm trying to play more games trying to hop up a bra. I've been trying to play CS go low-key
[00:16:04] Valorant CS go R6
[00:16:07] Looking my half hour six. I got a practice for that tournament 3v3 tournament coming up
[00:16:11] You know, how's that gonna work? Is this you just gonna pre-select the teams like am I gonna be on a team?
[00:16:16] No, how's it gonna work? I
[00:16:18] I want to hop on I want to hop on a CES
[00:16:22] So after the soccer match, I'll probably go home and hop on the game for a little bit and then I got something at 8
[00:16:28] off-stream
[00:16:30] You and sit on the same team I would literally kill myself if I'm on the same team as fucking sinna. Oh
[00:16:37] My god, bro. Cuff him with those polos and Jason. Wee
[00:16:42] Oh
[00:16:43] Man oh fucking man yo put me on a on a team where we have a chance to fucking win, please
[00:16:52] Please
[00:16:59] Ron Lacey Jason you're honestly bro. That's the squad. I'm with it who got no ass
[00:17:14] Man
[00:17:15] man
[00:17:17] Hey, bro, but this way you got a dude that come up bro. So I completely understand
[00:17:21] You know, I was that I was at this point at one point in my career, too
[00:17:25] Like I was on the ground turkey and I spiced doing ice-pice emails. I completely understand his shit does look a little fat in this
[00:17:34] Another one
[00:17:37] Okay, yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's got going on now. I don't never mind. I take that statement back. What the fuck?
[00:17:43] What the fuck?
[00:17:47] Oh my fucking god, bro.
[00:17:49] Oh my god.
[00:17:52] You were 18, you were young, you know?
[00:17:54] Yeah, no, I was young.
[00:17:56] He's 23!
[00:17:59] Oh my god, there's no defending that.
[00:18:01] Youssef brought brain rot to the Indian dinner table.
[00:18:05] You like Fortnite?
[00:18:06] No, I don't.
[00:18:07] No, I hate that shit.
[00:18:08] No, what?
[00:18:09] No, what?
[00:18:10] Sometimes.
[00:18:11] No, what, man?
[00:18:12] wait bro what is this lobby where where they at right now wait is L
[00:18:20] air-cut he's got good English where the fuck is this is a neo viewer oh my god
[00:18:49] He's cussing up a storm, bro
[00:18:55] Holy shit you should just pissed off this kid
[00:19:04] Serious humble
[00:19:11] My god
[00:19:19] Eh, you not a lot of your fucking shit.
[00:19:23] Hey, you not a lot, but we are not losing today, fax.
[00:19:26] Vyro Chinese Drill Rapper 444444, interesting fucking name, hopped in the booth with Pac-Man
[00:19:32] Max and made one of the hardest songs called Queen Vaughn.
[00:19:49] dude dude Asian people with beards just don't look right man is this a real
[00:20:02] person translate that shit Nina on the right bro that Loki does like like a
[00:20:10] Nina variant
[00:20:19] Yo, what is she throwing up?
[00:20:38] Yo, is this Harbin?
[00:20:45] I mean yeah, I don't know what she's saying, but bro, that's not even that bad, bro
[00:20:54] I don't I don't know. She's got to update her emotes though
[00:21:00] Oh
[00:21:02] Dude, she started throwing up fucking fireball ninjutsu
[00:21:09] Good it's not bad man. It's it's not bad. I don't know though. I don't know
[00:21:13] That shit is love. No, I think my shit clears though to be honest. I think lovers and strangers definitely clears
[00:21:23] Oh my god, bro, I already seen this shit man, stop with that rich shit man. I'm not a bro
[00:21:27] I'm stop bro stop attaching the black hair, bro
[00:21:31] I'm I just go I'm literally go back to blonde so that that stigma of fucking risk goes away, man
[00:21:36] This is not my legacy man. All right
[00:21:37] You want to fucking this is not my legacy when I die
[00:21:40] I don't want to be known as the fucking Riz guy, man.
[00:21:42] All right, this is what I've done since fucking,
[00:21:46] this is what I've done in my streaming career, man.
[00:21:49] Survived,
[00:21:51] survived on Island,
[00:21:55] seven days straight.
[00:22:03] Model four, four to four.
[00:22:07] Okay.
[00:22:10] Um, um, uh Netflix star
[00:22:18] Sticks in some change not don't even do that don't do that shit don't do that shit don't do that shit
[00:22:25] What else what else what else sky dived into twitch con kind of
[00:22:33] Blade Sidemen charity match at Wembley
[00:22:40] We better make that a part two.
[00:22:42] Bop-a-tharm.
[00:22:43] No, bruh.
[00:22:45] Musician!
[00:22:47] Number one song of you numb.
[00:22:53] For a month.
[00:22:58] Diamond-G and Survivor.
[00:23:05] Mayback.
[00:23:08] Like come on, bro. Come on, bro
[00:23:13] Like what a
[00:23:17] Riz
[00:23:19] third highest third highest sub count
[00:23:24] All in in twit. Ah fuck fourth now fuck. God damn it fourth fucking
[00:23:29] Lost to a I lost my fucking robot
[00:23:32] Fourth highest. Yeah. Yeah fourth. Yeah
[00:23:35] Fourth highest sub count in twitch history
[00:23:38] What else bro, what else made me yo, bro, what's up, bro? What's up? What's up? What's up?
[00:23:49] What else man? Hate you segment bro. No, man. No, no
[00:23:56] Animes boxing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'm about to become my boxer this year
[00:24:03] I might have become a but official boxer this year like like I'm gonna get enemies boxing for it's gonna get sanctioned. So
[00:24:11] So how's it gonna work is I think the first five fights are gonna be like sparring events sparring events
[00:24:17] So those aren't gonna be official
[00:24:20] Like it won't be on the record as an amateur boxing record the last three fights are going to be sanctioned
[00:24:26] Which means the last three fights it's gonna be on record like you can go on a website and see your official record
[00:24:33] I'm gonna be an official fucking amateur boxer
[00:24:37] Okay
[00:24:38] So boxer on the way
[00:24:43] Pre-O and one
[00:24:46] Yo, if I get knocked out I'm quitting stream. I'm quitting everything, bro. I'm quitting everything. Yo, but listen
[00:24:53] I'm not pussy though. Like I really step in that ring
[00:24:56] I don't give a fuck man. I mean it's boxing for like who won it who wants it who wants it
[00:25:01] Who wants it? I gotta start looking I just start looking I gotta start making fights start DMing people already got one fight lined up, bro
[00:25:09] Are you we already got a we already got a guapo versus mooda that shit's in the works, okay?
[00:25:16] That should be a good fight
[00:25:18] They already got some stigma and shit, but Max. I will box Max. I will box Max if he's down
[00:25:24] I don't think he's down for real though
[00:25:26] I don't think he's down bro. Max got 40 pounds on me and I will I will boss him
[00:25:33] He's got 40 pounds
[00:25:38] Max promises mom he would never box
[00:25:42] Say I'm not gonna lie. I promise bad would never box
[00:25:45] But else son, but a little key. I gotta do it for I gotta do it for in this boxing for a lucky have to
[00:25:51] I look he had to
[00:25:53] Who you feeling like you better train I got mad time. All right, I got mad time, but
[00:26:01] You also promise that you'll be a doctor
[00:26:03] I also lied to bad said I was in school when I was not in school like very low key
[00:26:08] I'm a fucking shitty fucking son. No, I'm not she I should sometimes you got a
[00:26:12] you know Asian parents and shit you got to kind of like
[00:26:15] work towards your goal in silence and then pop out with three cars and
[00:26:20] And then tell them the truth facts
[00:26:29] Box neon I will box me up, but I don't think he wants a box
[00:26:35] I will box I will box neon I will box I will box
[00:26:40] Wrath
[00:26:42] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
[00:26:44] Nah, I don't want to, I don't fucking know.
[00:26:48] I'd put you in a body bag, Raph.
[00:26:49] Didn't you lose the fucking dad?
[00:26:51] That was the first person to ever fucking get knocked out.
[00:26:56] And plus, bro, scared of Raph.
[00:27:01] Ski, brother, I want a good headline, there.
[00:27:06] Raph, I would box you just to spar you.
[00:27:09] I would spar you on stream.
[00:27:12] It's cool. I don't want to do you dirty breath. First of all, one round and brother, you are
[00:27:31] gas down rap you are a fat fucking slob okay slob and bro how much you wave
[00:27:40] breath you might be out of my weight range gang you're pretty fat how much
[00:27:50] do you weigh now how much do you think breath weighs he's five four two hundred
[00:27:55] five five four what five four one eighty how much you weigh Brad why's he
[00:28:08] not typing 190. God damn bro 190 oh my fucking god bro dude no I don't believe
[00:28:27] you are you actually five four and 190 that's really bad bro that's actually
[00:28:34] That's actually really bad you gotta be lying
[00:28:38] There's no way
[00:28:39] 195 for it. No, there's no way
[00:28:43] There's no way
[00:28:47] It's not even that bad wait where after you have a fucking scale
[00:28:52] Do you have a scale
[00:28:56] Who should rat fight I put rap yo rap pick up
[00:29:01] Pick up pick up
[00:29:04] Hello?
[00:29:06] Yo, what a way.
[00:29:08] Bro, 5 3 1 90, not even that bad.
[00:29:12] Turn your camera on real quick.
[00:29:14] Okay.
[00:29:22] Wait, you're 5 3?
[00:29:26] Wait, do you have a weight scale or not?
[00:29:28] Not with me right now.
[00:29:30] Bro, 5 3 1 90, not even bad.
[00:29:32] Not even bad wait wait take off your shirt if you don't mind you don't mind
[00:29:41] Wait in this stand up
[00:29:47] If you're not you're not one 90 I'm one 90 I'm 190 on put it on something okay. I'm 180
[00:29:54] Put it on something
[00:29:56] my soul
[00:29:58] Oh, you're so oh you're so oh you're so you're 180
[00:30:04] Yeah, I'm 180. Let's stand up again stand up and turn to the side
[00:30:09] Okay, oh my god, what happened to you brev to get someone pull up a fucking old picture
[00:30:15] I'm not it's not even that bad bro. Wait, wait wait wait wait
[00:30:17] Oh
[00:30:24] Bro like you used to be mask in a barrel, bro, it's not even that bad bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait, just wait a second
[00:30:32] Wait a second. Just one second
[00:30:40] Like
[00:30:42] Oh my god, bro, like oh my god, bro, but you're lucky bro cuz I like I don't even
[00:31:00] want to watch you for real bro cuz I don't want to be dirty bro like one round how much
[00:31:03] you actually wait you tell me what 175 that's there's no way there's no way bro
[00:31:15] you're fucking 30 BMI bro oh that's good like hurry 30 like hurry let's go
[00:31:22] bro jay say I'm not bro 175 when are you when you were you a leg in May
[00:31:30] May to June would you box unless you give me like the scrummies of scrums
[00:31:38] then yeah no man come on bro it's in this box and for every fight gotta be a
[00:31:43] banger my comeback my comeback fight bro it has to be someone of the
[00:31:47] scrum me some scrums like you know like no yeah bro like I'm not gonna lie bro I
[00:31:53] already lost I'm not alive second is not returning dog a second is not fucking
[00:31:59] returning he's not returning we got to get every fight to be a somewhat like
[00:32:05] good fight man because it's got to be better than the last one all right yeah
[00:32:10] I'm not gonna lie it might be chock me bro but please do not ask J. Never
[00:32:13] box well you see if you see if
[00:32:17] nah I don't like fighting someone I know
[00:32:20] like that's the one though like let me fight neon bro
[00:32:23] I'll put I'll turn the odds head into a bobblehead bro
[00:32:26] you think so yeah I'll put him in a body bag
[00:32:30] but nah nah nah I don't know bro and you're so five you're so
[00:32:37] perfume you're fucking rice so you're a rice so
[00:32:41] How did you go from kind of chiseled in the face to a fat fucking you're just a bunbow your big your big bunbow
[00:32:51] I'm a big bum by all bro, and you're a fucking living creature, bro in the making bro. You are
[00:32:58] Just what happened you bro as soon as you turned your your hair black, bro
[00:33:06] You got titties you got titties
[00:33:11] I'm out bro. Yo, yo, he just called me Jada. What the fuck?
[00:33:26] You got mugged by Yugi?
[00:33:29] It's fake laughing, bro.
[00:33:30] Eek! Oh, what? Eek!
[00:33:33] Oh, dude, Jason, let me just get mugged by Yugi too much?
[00:33:37] Nice, bro. Pause frame. Pause frame. Good pause frame, bro.
[00:33:40] oh my god no no my god uh yuki's child bro nowhere near his fucking level matter
[00:33:46] I'm gonna try and watch this.
[00:34:16] Nostalgia Farm
[00:34:23] Bro, you downgraded used to look good.
[00:34:26] I like a little ass kid.
[00:34:29] I look way more mature now, I feel like.
[00:34:32] Do I look the same?
[00:34:34] Wait, I might look the same.
[00:34:36] Do I look the same?
[00:34:38] Do I look the same like right now in this picture?
[00:34:46] I
[00:34:54] Look older, okay good good
[00:35:01] Eyes got worse I got God worse eyes got wider. It's not true
[00:35:07] Not true not true not true
[00:35:10] That's not even how like that's not how that's not how it works
[00:35:16] No, it's not how it works.
[00:35:21] Hair more healthier? Well, obviously I just...
[00:35:24] Bro, dude.
[00:35:25] Who the fuck is this guy, bro? That's not me!
[00:35:30] Who the fuck? Oh my god, bro!
[00:35:34] Fucking ew! That's not me!
[00:35:37] Do I protect him I don't work for him anymore
[00:35:46] Yeah, I'm real free moves
[00:36:12] Yeah, I'm not gonna library when I can go blonde again, I'm probably gonna go blonde again
[00:36:16] when I go blonde again I'm gonna go blonde again or is that bad or shall I just go or
[00:36:26] just shall I just stay black yes really bad I don't know bro I'll see I'll see
[00:36:37] I'll see nah probably not actually I'll go black bro I can't go blonde for the
[00:36:42] rest of my life man all right you're right bro I'm gonna have kids one day
[00:36:45] What bro, what do I look like having a fucking cable blonde hair instead of my natural hair, right?
[00:36:53] Blonde arc is over. Yeah, it's time to just fucking mature and be better and
[00:36:58] And be a grown man. It's time to be a grown man
[00:37:02] 21 I am 21, but I don't know man
[00:37:07] I've been like I've been seeing a lot of videos on my tiktok feed about families and having a kid
[00:37:13] And I realize how much I want a kid
[00:37:18] Um
[00:37:20] I'm normally 21, but I've been looking at bad face. I'm a bad off-camera
[00:37:24] I'll be seeing how old he is and like brown
[00:37:27] I'm not fucking around how like three five baby mamas just to get you know, just to just to just to start a family young
[00:37:35] I might live with my grip at least that will have a grandchild
[00:37:38] Speaking of getting a grandchild, I remember way back when when the guy, some guy on the
[00:37:46] twitter con was like yo, I made you a rug and it got lost in the p.o.
[00:37:54] I think I found it.
[00:37:56] I think I found it.
[00:37:57] Let's see if this is it or not.
[00:37:59] This has been sitting in my second restroom for like three months.
[00:38:04] Let's see.
[00:38:08] Plastic the address?
[00:38:12] Oh shit. Shout out to Australia.
[00:38:26] All the way from Australia. I think this is it.
[00:38:30] Wait, no it's not. It's like a skateboard or something.
[00:38:33] or something.
[00:38:34] Oh wait.
[00:38:45] Wait, is this even for me though?
[00:38:55] Bro, did she say ultra?
[00:38:58] Bro, did she say, did she say run, bro?
[00:39:01] Oh my God!
[00:39:05] Oh my God!
[00:39:08] Wait, is there one for me?
[00:39:10] Who's this one, bro?
[00:39:11] Oh wait, oh my God, there is one for me!
[00:39:14] Why did he send it?
[00:39:16] Why did he send me bronze it, too?
[00:39:26] Save money, ah, yes, save money, save money.
[00:39:29] This is actually cool! Fuck!
[00:39:41] I gotta hang this on the wall!
[00:39:44] Shit, I gotta get this wrong.
[00:39:49] Dang!
[00:39:54] Yo Jason! I handmade cut and painted this NMS wall art for you!
[00:39:59] I'm 22 from Australia and you and all the face boys are damn bro. That's how you know
[00:40:06] This shit was from a while ago
[00:40:10] You and all the face boys are big inspiration for me seeing you guys do such big things so
[00:40:18] So you
[00:40:21] Seeing you guys do such big things so
[00:40:24] Bro, can you not spell? What does that?
[00:40:26] What is this word? So you is? So it's seen you do such big things so you is a real motivator
[00:40:37] So you is a real road
[00:40:40] That's not my me. So you is a real motivator
[00:40:47] Okay
[00:40:49] if you wanted to get in contact about more art my tiktok Instagram or
[00:40:53] 1.6.art
[00:40:55] Love John T plus I'll fool anyone on NMS boxing hit my line for real
[00:41:03] Why do we make retards famous first of all watch your fucking mouth that's that's what he wrote
[00:41:08] He said so you is a real motivator
[00:41:15] That's hard it's fire
[00:41:17] This is father. This is definitely going on the wall somewhere. This is actually father.
[00:41:28] I gotta give Ron his gift. Well, where do I hang this? Where do I hang this?
[00:41:37] My hang where it eats you that.
[00:41:41] Right here.
[00:41:43] This might be the spot.
[00:41:46] That's fire.
[00:41:53] Under the swords.
[00:41:57] Ah yeah.
[00:41:59] That might be the move.
[00:42:03] That might be the move right there.
[00:42:07] Under your family heirlooms swords under under yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it later. I'm gonna do it later
[00:42:18] New house I
[00:42:22] Could hang it on the house bro my lazy ass probably not gonna put it up until we get out of here
[00:42:28] Keep what's wrong? I bet I'm about to give him to run right now
[00:42:37] Open the rest of P.O.
[00:42:39] Jack, open the rest of P.O.
[00:42:41] I'm not gonna lie, it's like four things.
[00:42:43] Jack, I got no fucking P.O., bro.
[00:42:46] You can swap in, Jess.
[00:42:48] Yeah.
[00:42:49] All right, fuck me.
[00:43:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, get a backpack right here.
[00:43:16] Uh, Cologne.
[00:43:19] Say you don't want clothes in the PO?
[00:43:20] I do not want clothes in the PO.
[00:43:23] Uh, this is Mason's de Lav.
[00:43:26] I'm not gonna lie.
[00:43:27] I feel like this is about to be like some fart spray.
[00:43:30] Wait, this is not bad.
[00:43:35] This is not bad.
[00:43:37] This is fucking good!
[00:43:41] I just did a collection, yo John you want this?
[00:43:45] Yeah
[00:43:53] It's not bad. Is this his?
[00:43:56] This is some TikTok stuff now.
[00:43:58] We got to put it on ad?
[00:44:00] It looks good.
[00:44:04] Let me let it sit in for a little second.
[00:44:06] It's not bad. It's not bad. It's just um
[00:44:12] It's not my type of scent though. I think that's real type of scent. Nah, I don't know. I don't know.
[00:44:17] Oh, I'll take it. I'll take it. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Thank you guys for being here.
[00:44:24] Fucking clothes, bro. I'm not I'm not opening clothes
[00:44:36] fucking close bro
[00:44:49] fucking close
[00:44:52] my PR just fucking close
[00:44:55] more close
[00:45:06] Give it a JDab, bro. Give me a closed JDab.
[00:45:10] You say you're a model, bro? I am a model, but a model doesn't get clothes from...
[00:45:14] You know, I need like some...
[00:45:17] Yeah, that, or some crazy shit. You know what I'm saying?
[00:45:20] What is this? Hi, Jason! I'm Armando, founder of...
[00:45:27] God's Taste.
[00:45:29] I wanted to give you this and show you to me.
[00:45:32] Ah, bro. I have a feeling this is more closed, bro.
[00:45:35] Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:45:40] More clothes.
[00:45:42] Let's see what this is, man.
[00:45:48] Fucking, what is this?
[00:45:51] It's a box. Let's see. Is it clothes?
[00:45:54] Fucking hats.
[00:45:56] Fucking hats.
[00:45:58] literally all clothes somebody's kid W hey thank you
[00:46:14] but I'm not bro I'm not dead ass dude am I
[00:46:22] I'm not balding, let me see, turn this way?
[00:46:25] Not like that way, this way.
[00:46:29] Let me see, I mean I'm a professional at knowing,
[00:46:31] you know, let me see, do I need to have a lot?
[00:46:38] Let me see.
[00:46:39] What the fuck is going on now?
[00:46:41] I was just trying to figure it out.
[00:46:42] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:46:47] You know what it's like now.
[00:46:49] I was just looking at your hair,
[00:46:51] You're doing too much.
[00:46:52] You just pulled on my hair.
[00:46:53] Bro, we pulled on my tie to see the power spot.
[00:46:56] Hell no, oh hell no, bro.
[00:46:57] You were freaked out, man.
[00:46:59] You were freaked out, bro.
[00:47:00] You're doing too much, bro.
[00:47:02] Nah, he just pulled on my hair like you just
[00:47:05] giving me back shots.
[00:47:07] You see that?
[00:47:08] Fuck.
[00:47:09] Let me look at it.
[00:47:10] No, bro, no, bro.
[00:47:11] Let's get the backpack, bro.
[00:47:13] Get the backpack, man.
[00:47:14] I said it, man.
[00:47:17] You letting that slide?
[00:47:18] You want me to do it back do it fucking back?
[00:47:30] So actually talking about P.O. Yeah, yo, it's much more P.O. Um do not send me clothes
[00:47:38] Otherwise I was just put it to the side like that sign that's actually the best P.O. I've gotten in fucking months
[00:47:43] That's just actually far and I will actually use that
[00:47:45] I should make smart P.O. I should make smart P.O.
[00:47:49] Oh, you know, wait, what time are we leaving?
[00:47:52] Probably like four or five?
[00:47:55] You and I, you wanna jump start your car for string?
[00:47:58] Oh yeah, my car, I got it detailed today.
[00:48:02] Yeah, the battery died.
[00:48:04] Because every time I get detailed,
[00:48:05] they don't turn on the fucking car.
[00:48:07] And my keys are in the car, yeah.
[00:48:08] Shit comes in like 10, 20 minutes.
[00:48:11] Wait, you got cable?
[00:48:12] Yeah, Lou ordered it and she told me
[00:48:14] and I was like, I'm not gonna lie.
[00:48:16] I don't know how to do that.
[00:48:16] Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.
[00:48:17] So let's learn together.
[00:48:18] But the thing is, the worst possibility, like.
[00:48:22] No, that's not real.
[00:48:23] This is, this is.
[00:48:25] That's why I'm not the gravity.
[00:48:26] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is not real.
[00:48:29] This is real.
[00:48:30] This is real.
[00:48:32] You thought it was funny.
[00:48:33] That's how I had to grab your hair to make sure.
[00:48:37] Oh my God.
[00:48:44] Let me see.
[00:48:51] I see a shoulder, different angle.
[00:49:06] That's not real.
[00:49:10] That's not real.
[00:49:13] I'm just gonna put it on. I'm gonna ignore that.
[00:49:15] I'm gonna ignore it. I'm gonna ignore that.
[00:49:26] Wait, when did the jumper cables come?
[00:49:28] It's been 20 minutes.
[00:49:31] Wait, you know you can actually die from a car.
[00:49:35] We should be fine, but we don't know how to do that.
[00:49:37] It works like a tossing happen if you fucking blow up your engine.
[00:49:42] But you just have to fuck up your battery first.
[00:49:46] Yeah.
[00:49:50] What's up, dude?
[00:49:51] Dude, I want to go to Canada.
[00:49:53] And I look, you want to go to Drake's house.
[00:49:56] Yeah, if I didn't say Drake's house.
[00:49:57] I'm just doing a house tour.
[00:49:58] What's up, bro?
[00:49:59] I got something for you, bro.
[00:50:00] No, I don't want money anymore.
[00:50:02] I don't want to watch you, then, bro.
[00:50:03] Listen, you've been touching it.
[00:50:04] I handmade this for you.
[00:50:05] Oh, fuck.
[00:50:06] Now I really don't want it.
[00:50:08] You handmade me something?
[00:50:09] I handmade this for you.
[00:50:10] OK.
[00:50:10] Ready?
[00:50:11] Wait, wait, can I guess?
[00:50:13] Yes, yes, yes.
[00:50:14] Is it, um...
[00:50:16] It's not a watch, not a watch.
[00:50:17] Okay, is it...
[00:50:18] No, it's not a car key, it's not.
[00:50:19] Okay, is it Chinese malware?
[00:50:22] No, no, no, no.
[00:50:23] It's sentimental, sentimental.
[00:50:33] Wow!
[00:50:35] You made me this!
[00:50:36] Made you that, bro.
[00:50:37] No, you didn't!
[00:50:38] Yeah.
[00:50:39] You did it, man!
[00:50:39] You did it, bro.
[00:50:40] Did it!
[00:50:41] I'm gonna pour that granite to you, man.
[00:50:43] Damn, bro!
[00:50:45] You made this shit for me?
[00:50:46] Yeah, bro.
[00:50:47] I've been working on some shit off-stream.
[00:50:50] And made you a PO the last time.
[00:50:54] Nah, I made you that.
[00:50:56] I made you it, bro.
[00:50:57] Wait, is it talking to my friend?
[00:50:59] I'll show them.
[00:51:01] Wait, did you get this in your PO?
[00:51:02] No, I handmade that.
[00:51:04] Why would I get your shit in my PO?
[00:51:08] See, that's fire, bro.
[00:51:11] Wait, did you actually make this?
[00:51:14] Yes.
[00:51:14] So how did you make it?
[00:51:16] With my hands.
[00:51:18] Asian Bing Bong, what did that mean?
[00:51:21] Wait, how did you get it?
[00:51:25] They should have given you a PR, definitely.
[00:51:26] And they probably went to send it to me.
[00:51:28] You know what it is?
[00:51:29] They probably sent you something similar to this.
[00:51:31] And they're like, oh, we also made this give this to Ron.
[00:51:33] Is that what happened?
[00:51:34] Yeah, it was not.
[00:51:35] All right, yep.
[00:51:36] All right, should we do a drop test with it?
[00:51:38] Yeah
[00:51:40] No it's wood
[00:51:42] It's not gonna break
[00:51:44] Stop stop stop
[00:51:46] What the fuck is wrong with you
[00:51:48] It's not gonna break man your hair needs to fade
[00:51:50] It actually needs to fade
[00:51:52] It looks like a wig
[00:51:54] Is it like a wig or does it look bad
[00:51:56] I don't think it looks bad
[00:51:58] I don't think it looks bad it just needs some volume
[00:52:00] Maybe an air cut
[00:52:02] Bro I wanna go blonde
[00:52:04] You told me off stream you wanna go blonde bro
[00:52:06] I don't go blonde, um, and then I don't go black.
[00:52:08] My chat doesn't want me to.
[00:52:09] Nah, I don't go blonde, honestly.
[00:52:10] I think your natural hair color lives better.
[00:52:12] Should I go to pink, maybe? Back to pink?
[00:52:14] Fuck no, you were in chocolate pink hair.
[00:52:17] No, I was not.
[00:52:18] I'm gonna kiss you for no, I was not.
[00:52:20] Yo, it's because you went from black to pink
[00:52:22] and it made your hair just fucking freshy.
[00:52:24] That looks good.
[00:52:25] Also, my girlfriend, um, she wants to watch Magic Mike
[00:52:28] off stream. You think that's a good show?
[00:52:30] Ooh!
[00:52:32] You should watch, uh, The Wither, The Wither shit.
[00:52:35] The new one with the weather the winter rain. What does it call Chad the weathering shallows or some shit?
[00:52:41] Wait, where are we going by the way to play football?
[00:52:45] Like 30 minutes. Oh, we're leaving 30 leaving in 30 rubber the problem is my main bag needs to get jump-started
[00:52:51] So we need to do that. Um, okay. Help me. How do I jump? I don't know how to
[00:52:56] Are you there? I've never jump started car, but I mean
[00:52:59] Lace
[00:53:01] Know the cables coming once Jason's moving like this
[00:53:04] Who the fuck is this?
[00:53:06] What the fuck?
[00:53:10] What the fuck?
[00:53:15] How I never jump started a car?
[00:53:16] Oh I don't know Bobo because all my cars are 2025 and they don't need to get jump started.
[00:53:20] You want to try to like diss me or something like that?
[00:53:22] Maybe they're all fucking brand new and they don't need to get jump started.
[00:53:25] Damn bro.
[00:53:26] Sorry, bro.
[00:53:27] She's trying to like decredit me.
[00:53:28] I know what she's doing.
[00:53:29] Oh you're not a man or something.
[00:53:30] Put her in her place, bro.
[00:53:31] Hey listen.
[00:53:32] Hey listen, you're gonna shush.
[00:53:37] Oh no.
[00:53:38] I should've gone.
[00:53:39] Yo.
[00:53:40] Oh, does that hurt?
[00:53:41] Oh Jesus.
[00:53:42] Is that moist?
[00:53:43] Is that moist?
[00:53:44] I just sent a letter.
[00:53:45] I have a 22 year old from Australia.
[00:53:47] I made this ultra-wild art because I really fuck with you and the brand.
[00:53:50] I fuck with Jason but not as much as you.
[00:53:52] I panned out, painted and recoded it.
[00:53:55] You saw my tic-tac on stream,
[00:53:56] I was pretty tired and didn't really say anything.
[00:53:58] I wanted to send it to you but you don't have a PO or anything.
[00:54:01] How long has this been said?
[00:54:02] Oh, my note said, I love what you and the fake boys have been doing, so this has been,
[00:54:06] yeah, it's been a minute.
[00:54:08] Okay.
[00:54:09] I really fuck with how regular you are and I deal with the same sort of struggles you
[00:54:14] talk about in your late night pods with Sibling.
[00:54:16] Yeah, I'll read it.
[00:54:17] Yeah, I'll read it.
[00:54:18] It says, real you.
[00:54:19] If you wanted to get into contact about anything, my Instagram and TikTok is
[00:54:23] chai-la-la-la-chai-la-la-no.
[00:54:24] Man, Robby, I'll make sure to put this on my wall.
[00:54:29] Thank you.
[00:54:30] I know when we move, I'm gonna put it in their ass.
[00:54:33] I have no space anymore.
[00:54:34] I actually like I'm running out of less.
[00:54:35] You have a spot right there.
[00:54:36] Oh, they put it in the school in the back.
[00:54:38] Which, we gotta jump start your car?
[00:54:40] Yeah, we gotta jump start your car.
[00:54:41] Does anyone in chat know how to jump start a car?
[00:54:43] You could die doing this.
[00:54:43] So?
[00:54:44] You could die doing this shit.
[00:54:45] On God?
[00:54:46] Yes, you could die jump starting a car.
[00:54:48] If you test the wrong metal piece,
[00:54:49] you could get electrocuted.
[00:54:51] And everything in your body will be electrocuted.
[00:54:53] Stable or not, it was easy.
[00:54:55] One of the best looking streamers of 2026.
[00:54:57] Yo, thank you.
[00:54:59] You can't idiot, yes you can't.
[00:55:02] Thank you!
[00:55:03] You can't idiot, yes you can't.
[00:55:06] You can't go.
[00:55:07] You're taking a fight on the destination bro.
[00:55:09] I'm telling you the only thing you can do is like
[00:55:10] fuck up your car.
[00:55:14] If you do it wrong, you're just blowed up.
[00:55:19] Hey Jack.
[00:55:20] What's up?
[00:55:20] It's gonna be a bad day for you son.
[00:55:22] Oh yeah, really?
[00:55:23] It's gonna be a bad day for you son.
[00:55:24] Sure, tie this hat around your neck.
[00:55:27] It's gonna be a bad day for me.
[00:55:28] You're, you're, you're, this is what you're gonna do.
[00:55:30] I'm not gonna forget you.
[00:55:30] What do you have to do?
[00:55:31] What?
[00:55:32] Losing team.
[00:55:33] Put some money on it.
[00:55:34] No, I got a better, I got a better forfeit.
[00:55:36] I got a better forfeit.
[00:55:37] Oh, hell no.
[00:55:40] Oh, fuck no.
[00:55:41] Oh, fuck.
[00:55:42] I'm about to get sandwiched.
[00:55:43] Oh, fuck, I'm about to get sandwiched.
[00:55:44] I'm about to get sandwiched.
[00:55:45] I'm about to get sandwiched, son.
[00:55:47] Oh, look at them.
[00:55:48] Y'all just packed the shit up into my dick.
[00:55:51] I have to shit.
[00:55:52] I have to shit.
[00:55:53] We have a better forfeit.
[00:55:54] Yeah, we're doing the forfeit.
[00:55:55] We're doing the forfeit.
[00:55:56] What do you mean forfeit?
[00:55:57] The team has to go to a sperm bank and donate sperm and then find out who their kid is in
[00:56:26] 18 years after a child's sport.
[00:56:28] Oh, holy fucking shit!
[00:56:30] You gotta go to a full stream in 18 years
[00:56:32] and take care to get to know.
[00:56:33] Oh my god, that's, I'm with it, bro.
[00:56:36] I'm with it.
[00:56:36] I'm competitive.
[00:56:37] I don't lose.
[00:56:39] I'm with it.
[00:56:40] I'm with it, bro.
[00:56:41] So when, when?
[00:56:41] I gotta go, because I gotta meet the feeling, Todd.
[00:56:43] When, when do you, when do you know what's it feel like?
[00:56:45] It's like 30, bro.
[00:56:46] 30?
[00:56:47] Because I gotta jump my, jump my car.
[00:56:48] I'm fucking, uh.
[00:56:50] You know what?
[00:56:51] I got my car detailed and the battery died.
[00:56:53] So I gotta jump, jumpstart it.
[00:56:56] Fuckin' he's chopped, bro.
[00:57:03] Oh my god, whoever gets Marlon's sperm is the luckiest fucking woman in the planet.
[00:57:11] Whoever gets Marlon's sperm is the luckiest woman on the planet.
[00:57:26] That would be crazy.
[00:57:28] D1?
[00:57:30] I mean, bro, could be honest with you.
[00:57:33] I mean, could be honest with you, man.
[00:57:34] She a bad.
[00:57:35] Wait, wait, you know how to jump start a car?
[00:57:38] You know how to jump start a car?
[00:57:39] Fuck, oh my God.
[00:57:41] You know how to jump start a car?
[00:57:43] Yeah, I got a car right now.
[00:57:44] I got shit I got to do before the game.
[00:57:47] Oh my God, bro.
[00:57:49] My car battery died.
[00:57:50] the how do you how did it because I was detailing it and the guy didn't turn on
[00:57:57] the car so you know when the doors open in the Maybach it's just lights
[00:58:00] pink light blue lights so the car keys are in the car and I can't open my car
[00:58:10] Tough shit kid
[00:58:16] Team move rock should not team move, bro. I
[00:58:23] Don't know what to do wait wait. We can't pop the hood
[00:58:27] That's all I want to say if your shit is off of the keys inside you can't pop the hood
[00:58:31] You don't have a secondary key. So how are we gonna pop the hood now?
[00:58:34] What do I do have to get like a car so whatever it's called to open your fucking door
[00:58:41] Wait, what then you got to get the key then you get the key
[00:58:46] Also, is this supposed to move?
[00:58:51] What
[00:58:54] Who the fuck stole all the electricity
[00:59:04] No, your car's fine.
[00:59:05] No, it won't turn on.
[00:59:06] Your car's literally fine.
[00:59:07] It works.
[00:59:08] Nobody would turn on.
[00:59:09] Like what?
[00:59:10] I don't know what to do, bro.
[00:59:14] No, it's very crazy.
[00:59:16] When I watch this car, it's like they will shift the second key.
[00:59:24] Yo, when I bought this car, it's the day we set the second key.
[00:59:28] They never set the second key.
[00:59:34] I have the Mercedes app, but it doesn't, like...
[00:59:39] I can't unlock it with an app.
[00:59:42] Because there's no battery.
[00:59:44] So I'm fucked!
[00:59:49] Yes, can't use the apps that connect to our network.
[00:59:51] That's all I'm saying. What are you all saying?
[00:59:54] Whoa!
[00:59:56] Hi.
[01:00:01] What do you call a locksmith?
[01:00:07] Oh my god, bro, it's...
[01:00:09] Am I like, yeah, it's fun, right?
[01:00:11] So what's the point of the jumper cables?
[01:00:13] Yeah, because we can't eat it.
[01:00:15] The key is so...
[01:00:16] There's no point of the fucking jumper cables, so...
[01:00:18] I get off through my approach way or something, and...
[01:00:21] Wait, I can't even, I need to get a locksmith now?
[01:00:26] You have to get the key, no.
[01:00:28] Oh, oh, fucking god.
[01:00:32] Low!
[01:00:34] Low!
[01:00:38] Low, I need you!
[01:00:42] Low!
[01:00:44] Triple A's locksmith?
[01:00:49] Low!
[01:00:51] I called Lou.
[01:01:02] I actually need this.
[01:01:05] I have a quick, I have a task, um so yeah my key is stuck in the car so I remember when
[01:01:30] I was like, yeah, I need to, I need to jumpstart my car.
[01:01:33] Um, turns out I need to get a locksmith to get the car open and then jumpstart the car.
[01:01:42] Okay.
[01:01:43] So, I'll figure that out, don't worry.
[01:01:48] Okay, thank you, thank you.
[01:01:50] All right, bye-bye, thank you, you're the best.
[01:01:56] All right, you know what, shit, get second keys, they stole my second keys, it's over.
[01:02:11] She's tired of your shit.
[01:02:12] Are you fucking dumb, bro?
[01:02:13] Everybody that works for me loves their job.
[01:02:18] Everybody that works for me, they love their fucking job, man.
[01:02:23] Break the window for content.
[01:02:24] I was going to get full of poop glass. Maybe I'll do that right.
[01:02:33] Run!
[01:02:36] Yo!
[01:02:38] Huh?
[01:02:40] Say oh god you got it!
[01:02:42] No you didn't.
[01:02:44] What?
[01:02:46] How'd you do it?
[01:02:50] Say oh god.
[01:02:52] I can't pop the hood because the keys are in the car.
[01:02:59] I need a locksmith.
[01:03:02] Look, you can see the keys right there in the cup holder, bro.
[01:03:09] Hey!
[01:03:10] Look, usually if you push really hard, it will open, but the battery's there.
[01:03:16] But you can always open the driver's door.
[01:03:22] You can't, I was outside for 30 minutes just fucking pressing.
[01:03:27] Wait, I've never locked my...
[01:03:29] You don't have the app?
[01:03:30] You don't have an app?
[01:03:31] I have the app, but there's no battery.
[01:03:32] The battery's dead, so you can't...
[01:03:33] It won't connect.
[01:03:35] What do I do?
[01:03:37] You might be the worst.
[01:03:39] This is not my fault!
[01:03:41] The Detailer!
[01:03:42] It was your Detailer!
[01:03:43] The Detailer!
[01:03:44] He made your car dead?
[01:03:46] Yes, sir.
[01:03:47] I could probably text them.
[01:03:48] It's really damn, but are you really left my friend's car dead?
[01:03:50] Are you stupid?
[01:03:51] That's not how this works.
[01:03:52] Yes it is, because when you-
[01:03:53] I keep all the type of watches in my car because my car's a Maybach, though.
[01:03:57] It's because of Maybach, because of when you open the door, there's mad lights beyond.
[01:04:01] You just open the door, and the car's not on, hella lights.
[01:04:07] That kills the battery.
[01:04:08] You don't have a spare?
[01:04:09] I don't have a spare.
[01:04:10] They didn't send me a spare.
[01:04:11] Wait, is he trolling?
[01:04:12] I'm not trolling.
[01:04:13] I'm not trolling and this it can move apparently. Oh, yeah, I was asking it's like bent this you can move
[01:04:21] I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea to touch this make of the batteries day like oh shoot
[01:04:25] Yeah, it's gonna rip off and then you're gonna be sad. All right. What if we just
[01:04:30] No, there's no way he's locked, bro
[01:04:37] There's nothing to do I need to push the cart to the Mercedes dealership
[01:04:43] Okay, yeah
[01:04:55] It's locked man
[01:04:59] I was thinking about that, but then I have to fix the glass
[01:05:03] You always have your windows down. How was a loft Smith supposed to open it with no or so?
[01:05:08] I'm pretty sure they put like an airbag right here and they pump it
[01:05:11] So it gives it a little bit of space and they put the thing in and they go
[01:05:15] Okay
[01:05:19] But like I don't know how it's gonna work with a Maybach. I've never done it with the Maybach
[01:05:28] It's still way
[01:05:30] It's no way. I'm sorry. We gotta take your car, bro
[01:05:34] So we gotta take your car. I didn't get my car back. Yeah, bro. But what the fuck this doesn't know we can't leave
[01:05:39] If this is impossible, we have to figure this out.
[01:05:40] No, there's no way to figure this out,
[01:05:42] unless you want to call a locksmith.
[01:05:47] No.
[01:05:48] What if we make electricity out of nothing?
[01:05:51] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:05:52] There has to be somewhere in the Maybach
[01:05:54] that we can plug this into.
[01:05:55] Maybe under it?
[01:05:56] Are you fucking, you know what the crazy part is?
[01:05:59] Am I what?
[01:05:59] Am I not a quitter like you?
[01:06:00] The car is unlocked, but the trunk won't open,
[01:06:03] which means the battery's dead, right?
[01:06:05] Right?
[01:06:06] Wait, what?
[01:06:07] Like on my app it says the door is unlocked.
[01:06:10] Open the app again.
[01:06:15] Mercedes Benz, look, look.
[01:06:16] Battery low, critically low.
[01:06:19] What did you do to the car?
[01:06:20] I did, look, it says very low.
[01:06:22] And it also says collision detection damage detected.
[01:06:24] What did you do?
[01:06:25] I do shit!
[01:06:27] Well, how do you-
[01:06:28] The detailer, bro.
[01:06:29] He never, he works on mine rates.
[01:06:31] I know, but I have a Mayback.
[01:06:32] That's your, that's your,
[01:06:33] that's your, that's your Mayback though.
[01:06:36] Because when you open the doors, there's less life that's turned on.
[01:06:38] Oh yeah, you told me that, yeah.
[01:06:39] Yeah, so then the car battery dies when it's clean.
[01:06:43] No, there's no battery!
[01:06:47] Chad, can someone give us an input instead of just typing?
[01:06:49] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[01:06:53] This doesn't even open.
[01:06:54] Yeah, because the car is, there's no battery around.
[01:06:57] You know, the world is always full of-
[01:06:59] Am I a fucking cleatser in the car?
[01:07:01] We're all about a load.
[01:07:02] No, this isn't a thing.
[01:07:03] The world is full of energy.
[01:07:04] Must give good energy to receive it everything has meaning you talk to the trees. They grow faster. Hey, back. Can you please fix?
[01:07:13] May back, please. I
[01:07:15] wish to fuckin
[01:07:21] At least the car looks good. Hey, back. It's gotta get it like locksmith. Hey back. Can you open?
[01:07:31] We just jump your car oh
[01:07:34] I'm lying.
[01:07:36] Well, what if we go nipple to nipple?
[01:07:38] Oh, god.
[01:07:38] Man.
[01:07:40] I think we can get, like, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah.
[01:07:45] Put on your tongue.
[01:07:47] Hey, really?
[01:07:47] Yeah.
[01:07:48] What happens?
[01:07:48] Your hair will stand up.
[01:07:49] No way.
[01:07:50] No way, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
[01:07:54] you're flying a little.
[01:07:55] Is that what was it?
[01:07:57] Where's it going?
[01:07:57] You have to get off your side.
[01:08:01] Oh, my god.
[01:08:02] This is disgusting.
[01:08:03] Yeah, that's it.
[01:08:06] This is the job.
[01:08:07] Call a locksmith, bro.
[01:08:08] You mean call a locksmith, dude?
[01:08:14] Should I just...
[01:08:15] Alright, you know what, let's figure this out.
[01:08:17] Locksmith near me.
[01:08:19] There's no way we can't open this.
[01:08:22] I'm...
[01:08:23] Don't fucking kick my car, bro.
[01:08:26] Okay, well I'm deadass, what if we throw a rock at it?
[01:08:28] That would probably fix this, but then there would be another problem.
[01:08:32] So what was the problem with your car?
[01:08:34] My car, I don't understand bro. Do you okay? Let me ask you a question. I have no Wi-Fi
[01:08:41] I have no Wi-Fi bro. Let me ask Barlin's help. Yeah, that would probably have a lot of-
[01:08:46] BARLIN!!!
[01:08:48] Come outside we need your superpower!
[01:08:52] Hell! It's the DoorDash Mobile
[01:08:55] to open a made-back with the dead v-cell battery locate the mechanic
[01:09:01] they got to leave it the message I believe it right is it look at the
[01:09:06] mechanical key inside of your fob remove the drive the door handle I don't have
[01:09:10] the key for the key fob have a spare no they didn't send me one what is he
[01:09:17] like what's that thing I have oh my god we're a fucking slasher in our day
[01:09:24] Everything is fucking going to shit
[01:09:28] Which my bit rate man
[01:09:41] Yeah, there's just stuff
[01:09:54] something bro I was saying we throw a rock at it do something man what if you
[01:09:59] take that what did you do the bike
[01:10:02] I don't know what you're doing bro
[01:10:04] do something
[01:10:06] Oh my God, I have a bone wrong God, I'm just serious, my main bag.
[01:10:16] This isn't open.
[01:10:17] I've got to work a little bit more out of it.
[01:10:22] Bro, do I call a locksmith?
[01:10:24] How far is a locksmith?
[01:10:25] I didn't even do this.
[01:10:26] I'm not even showing you.
[01:10:27] Here he goes, blame.
[01:10:28] Let's play the blame.
[01:10:30] Game.
[01:10:31] I love it.
[01:10:33] Bro, he keeps making this excuse that there's lights and shit
[01:10:48] You have a locksmith wait, yes
[01:10:56] There's no battery so I can't unlock the door charge your phone then
[01:11:03] Well, why don't you get your spare key?
[01:11:06] I don't have a fucking spare key!
[01:11:08] How do you not have a spare key?
[01:11:10] Can someone use their phone and Google nearest locksmith?
[01:11:13] Nearest locksmith.
[01:11:14] Nearest locksmith, yeah, because they got a digger in, right?
[01:11:19] What the fuck do I do?
[01:11:23] Dude, you know you're never going to be able to drive this ever again.
[01:11:25] It's going to be stuck here until we move.
[01:11:27] No!
[01:11:28] You're going to have to buy a new car.
[01:11:29] Hey, you know what they're gonna do right? They're gonna fucking up your door and do locksmiths. You have to go fix the door
[01:11:33] Oh, yeah, they're gonna fuck something up. Yeah, and they're and I hate Asians apparently. Yeah, so something's about to happen
[01:11:39] They're gonna fuck your shit up. I
[01:11:43] Don't have internet in my own driveway. You look pretty snazzy. I got this
[01:11:55] Seriously your agency
[01:11:59] Hello sir. How are you doing today? I have a Maybach and my car got detailed today and
[01:12:15] the battery died and the car keys are inside of the car. Are you able to maybe lock Smith
[01:12:20] Did Cargo?
[01:12:26] Yes, yes sir.
[01:12:29] Hey, stop bleeding on my main back bro! Are you trying to steal my main back?
[01:12:33] Sorry, I have a stranger yelling at me. One more time sir.
[01:12:38] What was that? You're making a model of a car.
[01:12:40] Oh, that's a 2023 S6...680.
[01:12:44] Oh, the make the Maybach Mercedes
[01:12:57] Will it will a scratch the would it's would you scratch like the inside of the door if you if you
[01:13:04] If you try to open just wondering
[01:13:09] Yes, yes, oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Excuse me. So just quick question
[01:13:13] Um, so would they destroy anything to do with the car to get these keys out the Maybach? Yes or no?
[01:13:29] Amazing amazing oh, yeah, how far would you be from studio city three
[01:13:43] The physical address is three stop
[01:13:54] Yo
[01:14:08] Oh damn the dealer must have fucked us up
[01:14:13] I'm not sure what it is.
[01:14:15] I'm not sure what it is.
[01:14:17] Yes sir?
[01:14:19] I'm not sure what it is.
[01:14:21] My name is Marlon.
[01:14:23] He's going to say P. Marlon.
[01:14:27] Marlon Garcia.
[01:14:29] My name is Marlon Garcia and my phone number is...
[01:14:31] I'm not sure what it is.
[01:14:33] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[01:14:35] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[01:14:37] Seven, z seven.
[01:14:39] Marlon, can you read me?
[01:14:41] I'm dead. You know what I think it is. I think it's from the back.
[01:14:46] Hey, did you hear it?
[01:14:48] Nah. Just, it's the loo.
[01:14:51] Woesh, sup dude?
[01:14:53] Well I told him that he told the loo to get a locksmith.
[01:14:56] She got one and it's forty four minutes away.
[01:14:58] Hey, hang up the phone bro. Woesh got a locksmith forty four minutes away.
[01:15:02] How far was he?
[01:15:03] Okay, uh, hey, hey, they already got a locksmith, Jay.
[01:15:06] Hey, you're, Jay.
[01:15:08] I
[01:15:18] Okay, but he said 44 this one might be cut faster
[01:15:23] And they my charge you twice
[01:15:25] Both fight whoever gets it first on each side
[01:15:29] Yeah, I'd say whoever gets it first gets a thousand dollars
[01:15:32] First gets the Maybach
[01:15:34] That's not bad. That's my car
[01:15:47] No, that's a 44 minutes, you know, we got a game 44 minutes. That's what I'm saying
[01:15:56] We have a may back here, this isn't just a this isn't just a Mercedes
[01:15:59] This isn't just a bed. This isn't just a six six six six this road. This is the Maybach V12
[01:16:14] Damn bro, you got a detail for pollen to fucking ruin it instantly detailed on the inside car wash needed it needed
[01:16:24] No, that's part of the fucking maybe
[01:16:29] Man, oh yeah, no, I think I think the detail is not in the detailer fuck this one up that one up
[01:16:37] Wait
[01:16:40] Stop touching my fucking damn way to detail fuck this up. No, it's like falling off a little
[01:16:50] Marlins reminiscing over his car for a part two. Yeah, cuz I'm not gonna lie
[01:16:53] I'm not I think it's a month ago. Yes, it's wrong. So my window now all of a sudden my fucking call is broken
[01:16:57] Oh, yeah, wait, that was me. I forgot
[01:16:59] What do we do?
[01:17:01] I'm not like one of the nine models for Blueberry.
[01:17:04] Yeah, for Blueberry.
[01:17:05] Okay.
[01:17:06] For Blueberry.
[01:17:07] Yeah.
[01:17:08] Five, bro.
[01:17:09] Let's just go.
[01:17:10] I think Lucentio handed it.
[01:17:11] Alright, bro.
[01:17:12] Will we take yours or what?
[01:17:13] Wait, your dentist want to leave this here?
[01:17:15] You're about to have a locksmith segment?
[01:17:17] That actually could be generational.
[01:17:19] We've never had a lot.
[01:17:20] We could put all the cameras on him and like push him.
[01:17:22] He'd be like, do it, do it, do it, do it, bro.
[01:17:24] Oh, don't fuck that up, don't fuck that up.
[01:17:26] Watch this, I'm gonna waste Jason.
[01:17:28] I'm gonna waste Jason so
[01:17:35] Everyone go to Jason's chest and spam wrong God Ron God wait what the fuck
[01:17:42] Wait, I think I got it wait I got it wait
[01:17:51] Think about it good this go this
[01:17:53] Oh my god, wait Jason, I think I got it. It's open a little it's open a little the handle pops out that means he's got it right
[01:18:06] Yo fuck y'all fucking dumb and Dumber bro. I'm not dumb. I'm not a idiot
[01:18:17] Hello
[01:18:19] Hello, Marlin.
[01:18:21] Marlin, yes.
[01:18:23] I'm good, how are you?
[01:18:28] Good, but I need to go to the address.
[01:18:31] You need to go to the address?
[01:18:34] Yeah, the address.
[01:18:36] Oh, the address is...
[01:18:49] Okay, thank you, okay, thank you so much
[01:19:02] Ten minutes no ten minutes ten minutes was tell the other guy to cancel because
[01:19:08] they're gonna we got ten minutes locksmith locksmith snake segment and ten fucking minutes
[01:19:14] Ten fucking minutes, man.
[01:19:18] God, T.M.
[01:19:20] Ten fucking seconds.
[01:19:22] The guy, the guy, uh...
[01:19:25] Oh my God, bro.
[01:19:27] Three ten minutes?
[01:19:29] What is wrong with that?
[01:19:31] Nah, I got a locksmith coming in ten minutes.
[01:19:34] Ten minutes?
[01:19:35] Ten minutes.
[01:19:36] And then we take the...
[01:19:38] And then we take the fucking buzz.
[01:19:40] Buzz?
[01:19:41] I mean, why are they saying buzz?
[01:19:43] Oh
[01:19:57] Celsius fridge you got any Celsius? Oh Celsius first with no Celsius
[01:20:07] It's not even plugged in it's not even cool
[01:20:13] Why does he have a silver circle?
[01:20:17] Wait, it's a magnet?
[01:20:29] I didn't do anything? I didn't do anything, Dick Rutter?
[01:20:34] You did all that modeling for Berber, and it took all the money. Now what, fuck you.
[01:20:37] Yeah, but I'll sit on this dickhead.
[01:20:39] Like, so quick, huh? I'll do the fuck.
[01:21:12] I
[01:21:14] Changed the date 15 of March not 30. What I'm getting tired of it. Sorry. What no you got to commit fully. I know that's all thought to
[01:21:21] Yeah, what are you doing? This is my game. This is like my game
[01:21:25] No, we're not prepared a place a fucking football
[01:21:30] This is how we this is how we rock Jersey draw
[01:21:33] So I'm coaching. No, you have
[01:21:36] I'm coaching, he's coaching.
[01:21:38] I'm coaching.
[01:21:39] You're coaching?
[01:21:40] Yeah, I'm coaching.
[01:21:41] That's it, I'll do that.
[01:21:42] I'll do it.
[01:21:43] I'll teach this and I'll tell everyone where to go.
[01:21:44] I can write up the scripts.
[01:21:45] I can do that.
[01:21:46] Wait, you're playing?
[01:21:47] Yes, I'm playing.
[01:21:48] What?
[01:21:49] That ass?
[01:21:50] Yes!
[01:21:51] I'm coaching.
[01:21:52] I need to practice what a charity meant.
[01:21:53] Wait, Ron, are you playing?
[01:21:54] I got practice.
[01:21:55] Oh, wait.
[01:21:56] Hold on.
[01:21:57] Hold on.
[01:21:58] Come on.
[01:21:59] I've got to fight it?
[01:22:00] No, I just bought a bottle.
[01:22:01] Ron, you don't remember this.
[01:22:02] You do remember this.
[01:22:03] Am I not talking about it?
[01:22:04] Last year, before the cherry match, it was your team versus his team, and you broke the ankle.
[01:22:11] So do you want to really do this again, Ron? Let's really think about it.
[01:22:14] Oh, just play, man. You need to practice. You can't...
[01:22:17] So we're gonna not play? You're not gonna...
[01:22:19] You're gonna not play until fucking the cherry match when you're just hit an injury?
[01:22:22] Not life works, man.
[01:22:24] First of all, I'm a scout today. Second of all...
[01:22:26] Stealth for fucking who?
[01:22:28] The New Jersey Grim Reapers.
[01:22:30] Oh, my God.
[01:22:32] That's number one.
[01:22:34] Wait, Jason, is this the same bitch?
[01:22:36] I'm gonna get trauma when I get there.
[01:22:40] So he chose the spot where I have trauma.
[01:22:42] Okay, oh Jason, oh Jason.
[01:22:44] Yo, the big JD-15 owns you, bro.
[01:22:48] That's my last year, bro, during the actual Cherry Match.
[01:22:52] I had more playtime than you and I won.
[01:22:54] No, no, no.
[01:22:56] You didn't let me look fuck this script, bro.
[01:22:58] We were both, I had the most view in a D this clip.
[01:23:00] I'm the most beautiful
[01:23:02] I'm the most beautiful
[01:23:04] come here come here
[01:23:06] I'm the most beautiful
[01:23:08] come here, this clip bring about
[01:23:10] let me just make a sad face
[01:23:12] and then I'm like this I'm like this
[01:23:14] I was holding the trophy in front of you
[01:23:16] I was like yeah
[01:23:18] I'm a winner
[01:23:20] and you were sitting there like wow
[01:23:22] Jack already owns you girl
[01:23:24] ok cheeser owns you
[01:23:26] the big cheeser don't own shit
[01:23:30] So, wait, do you know Coach today?
[01:23:34] Huh?
[01:23:35] Do you know Coach today?
[01:23:37] He's my cheesy coach, apparently.
[01:23:39] Are you the opposite, Coach?
[01:23:41] I am an opposite.
[01:23:42] What the fuck was that?
[01:23:44] He's good at football.
[01:23:47] Is this the place?
[01:23:49] The fuck does my fucking cheer, Ron?
[01:23:51] What the fuck?
[01:23:52] I don't care, bro.
[01:23:54] Lacy is...
[01:23:56] Lacy, please.
[01:23:58] You stole my PO Box gun?
[01:23:59] I saw the big one
[01:24:13] What there's a Marlin leak pic the day I get off the internet
[01:24:18] Are you serious wait someone like me this
[01:24:29] Where's it at Marlon?
[01:24:42] My shit did not get fucking leaked dude
[01:24:46] Who's here?
[01:24:47] Who's right here?
[01:24:48] Oh my god!
[01:24:49] What the fuck?
[01:24:50] Yo!
[01:24:51] Yo!
[01:24:53] It's in yo!
[01:24:54] Holy shit!
[01:24:56] We gotta rebuy this outfit
[01:24:57] Yeah, nah, I don't like that.
[01:24:58] I'm not gonna find that fucking outfit.
[01:25:00] Oh my god, man.
[01:25:01] Any latest?
[01:25:03] Please.
[01:25:06] Hey, where's your penis?
[01:25:07] They look...
[01:25:08] I'm getting fucked in my ass right now.
[01:25:10] Who feels as tight as I know, but...
[01:25:12] Are you figuring it out?
[01:25:12] Did you know...
[01:25:13] We can't find it.
[01:25:14] Did you know that grabbing your boyfriend
[01:25:15] slash girlfriend's ass...
[01:25:16] Is good.
[01:25:17] ...boosts your brain apparently?
[01:25:18] No, sir.
[01:25:18] I'm dead serious, like, bro.
[01:25:20] Let me check.
[01:25:21] Blackhead, who's Militonin?
[01:25:22] Oh, no.
[01:25:23] Oh, oh my god.
[01:25:24] This is way squishier than yours, actually.
[01:25:26] This shit felt more egyptian, but you had most of that in your trunk, look at that
[01:25:31] I'm the oddest dude, I'm here for you
[01:25:33] I love you dude, get a seratouna boost
[01:25:35] Seratouna?
[01:25:36] Seratouna, I like seratouna, I actually like it, it's not bad
[01:25:40] It's not good to have a seratouna
[01:25:41] I brought a tissue chicken for you
[01:25:44] What?
[01:25:45] But you didn't expect this, Josie, huh?
[01:25:48] What Josie?
[01:25:49] Oh shit
[01:25:50] Who are you somewhere you're scared of?
[01:25:53] I just wanted to put you on a block of ice
[01:25:55] What the next?
[01:25:56] I just wanna put y'all on a Blackpill edit real quick.
[01:25:58] Can you kiss me girl?
[01:26:00] Yeah.
[01:26:02] It's boy.
[01:26:04] Oh.
[01:26:04] What?
[01:26:06] That's that ritual shit.
[01:26:07] But you did it in the gym?
[01:26:08] I just told you in the gym.
[01:26:09] That's what I'm saying.
[01:26:10] I'm gonna go live.
[01:26:11] I am, bro.
[01:26:12] Damn.
[01:26:13] How are you still, what the fuck?
[01:26:15] How are you sweating?
[01:26:16] Ew, bro.
[01:26:17] God, I'm gonna fucking bottle.
[01:26:18] Ew!
[01:26:19] Ew, ew, you're chopped, bro.
[01:26:22] Oh.
[01:26:22] Oh, that was right up my asshole.
[01:26:24] locksmith t-minus five minutes
[01:26:29] rose got a carpet of himself
[01:26:32] that's not my cell that's my fucking jersey
[01:26:35] my jersey
[01:26:37] i'm scared
[01:26:38] i'm still looking for your penis picture i don't get it
[01:26:41] did this get abolished from the internet?
[01:26:44] look at silky shit real quick
[01:26:45] i need to say yeah that's good shit so we can cleanse the monorail
[01:26:48] silky leak
[01:26:54] Hey, hey, hey!
[01:26:58] No, no, no, no!
[01:27:00] Do not search that on Twitter!
[01:27:03] No!
[01:27:04] I don't know.
[01:27:05] There was some girls' butthole open.
[01:27:07] No, it was a straight vagina.
[01:27:09] Open legs, open.
[01:27:11] Can you kiss me, boys?
[01:27:15] What?
[01:27:17] Oh my God, bro.
[01:27:19] I'm scared.
[01:27:21] Never mind, I'll find someone like you too
[01:27:27] Don't forget me, I'm soon, I'll remember your shit
[01:27:34] Sometimes it all
[01:27:51] Oh, no.
[01:27:53] I don't know.
[01:27:55] POV running GTA.
[01:28:01] Well, I'm gonna go to Key.
[01:28:03] Oh.
[01:28:05] What is this?
[01:28:07] You fucking know what?
[01:28:09] I'm gonna go with Bill.
[01:28:11] Or maybe it is. I'm gonna just go back.
[01:28:15] Oh fuck.
[01:28:17] Woo!
[01:28:19] I'm a little too big.
[01:28:21] Yo, Jack?
[01:28:23] You know what happened to you, bro?
[01:28:25] You got no big brain.
[01:28:27] What the fuck do you mean?
[01:28:29] Me?
[01:28:31] Yo, not that, bro?
[01:28:33] No, I'm a lot of money.
[01:28:35] No, something.
[01:28:37] No.
[01:28:39] Could use this. No.
[01:28:41] Does this work for your car?
[01:28:43] What is that? Toothpick?
[01:28:45] What?
[01:28:49] I'm fucking stressing out, man.
[01:28:52] Can you show me anything important?
[01:28:54] Locksmith here said 10 minutes.
[01:28:56] Has it been 10 minutes?
[01:28:57] So can't him, bro.
[01:28:58] It's exciting with two cameras.
[01:29:00] I wonder what his reaction will be.
[01:29:05] See, he's here.
[01:29:07] YouTube, today we hired a locksmith
[01:29:10] to steal our neighbor's car.
[01:29:12] Let's hope that he's here.
[01:29:13] Dude are you actually got to be an ingest hop watch your fucking mouth, bro with those two fucking words
[01:29:24] I have to ingest hop because lozha's figure is simply out at the field
[01:29:31] Nice job, bro. Wow with this PO item that you just broke
[01:29:40] It's not triple T order, bro, I don't know where you're walking
[01:29:43] That was actually fucked up. I'm not even kidding
[01:29:50] That was actually so where's it bro, you tossed it in Marlin's room. I didn't I left it in Marlin's room
[01:29:55] I left a couple things
[01:29:56] Oh bro all your PO you open other people's rooms so you could leave their fucking trash there and leave it
[01:30:00] Up for other people to clean so that makes sense and why is my room filled with PO box items debunked
[01:30:05] That's how you do PO is in Marlin's room the other time is the latest goes the other time is my room
[01:30:09] The other time is the living room the other time is
[01:30:11] You're from China
[01:30:14] They just had a holiday just for you. Okay, that's crazy, bro. I want viet food. I want Indian food
[01:30:19] Let's get chicken tesamala. Okay. Let's get
[01:30:27] frim fried rice
[01:30:28] I had that this morning. What?
[01:30:31] Where's this locksmith's up cherry teriyaki chicken. I love cherry. Don't ever say cherry hoe three times cherry
[01:30:41] He's coming.
[01:30:43] Made you fuckin' look!
[01:30:45] And then Wose is just sitting right there, bro.
[01:30:48] Made you fuckin' look!
[01:30:50] I literally turned around before you said that.
[01:30:59] Should we jump him? What do you guys say? Should we scare him?
[01:31:01] Maybe.
[01:31:03] Maybe we can take Marlin's car, bro.
[01:31:05] Let's take a look at it, too.
[01:31:07] Did he fix his car?
[01:31:09] Yeah, he did, right.
[01:31:12] Someone really took this whole shit off.
[01:31:14] That's on the other side.
[01:31:15] But look, his rims came a little fucked up.
[01:31:17] His wheels. It's pretty cool.
[01:31:18] Wait, I think I hear a car.
[01:31:25] Oh, Marlon's car doesn't open either.
[01:31:27] Maybe we need to lock him with the rim.
[01:31:29] Marlon's badge has got debadged.
[01:31:31] He's caught.
[01:31:32] What happened here?
[01:31:33] His car has no badge.
[01:31:34] Who did his car?
[01:31:35] That's a good rap job and that over there.
[01:31:38] He never fixed it.
[01:31:39] No, I don't think so.
[01:31:40] Who's taking this car?
[01:31:42] Oh no, someone just hated him.
[01:31:43] Like, that just fucked up.
[01:31:45] No, someone was just bored and just was like, fuck him.
[01:31:49] Right here.
[01:31:53] Don't fucking get me!
[01:31:58] You on the last day of this house?
[01:31:59] House?
[01:32:00] We all take our cars right here when we launch them out.
[01:32:03] That'd be fire, bro.
[01:32:04] Why haven't we done an all car?
[01:32:05] Why haven't we done an all if anybody's caught me in the car video?
[01:32:07] Go ahead, we'll start this now.
[01:32:09] Why haven't you done everybody call her in a video?
[01:32:11] Because nobody here would call in my video.
[01:32:13] I literally said I wouldn't.
[01:32:15] Yeah, you're not everybody.
[01:32:17] You're Stacey Naline.
[01:32:19] I listen well to her.
[01:32:21] Hey, look at me.
[01:32:23] Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
[01:32:25] I just realized you have no eyelashes.
[01:32:27] It's because when I was young,
[01:32:29] I had eye boogers
[01:32:31] and I ripped them all off.
[01:32:33] No, you did.
[01:32:35] Are you dead ass that ass she just sure me put eyelashes on like the girls and what they do
[01:32:41] That's not masculine. I'm on test in Britain right now right now right now. I love that plan
[01:32:48] I through the walls
[01:32:51] I don't know that is
[01:32:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is it going on?
[01:32:57] I'm draining my lymphatic acid. Yeah, I did that to Boba does that to me that a beard thing. No, it's a
[01:33:05] I started doing it every single morning when I wake up I do this.
[01:33:10] Wow, bro.
[01:33:13] When's your India trip?
[01:33:15] It's my India trip.
[01:33:16] When's your China trip?
[01:33:18] I already went to China.
[01:33:19] Okay.
[01:33:20] So then I already went to India.
[01:33:21] Well, you did it.
[01:33:22] Dude, what am I going to do in India besides fucking just love it?
[01:33:25] India's going to be fire.
[01:33:26] I need to ask you to be fire for you.
[01:33:28] I'm about to go back to New Jersey, bro.
[01:33:29] After I saw this one video that this guy Tyler made, he exposed my people.
[01:33:34] So I gotta go back to New Jersey. What do you do? It's made a video bra. I gotta go back and like set shit straight
[01:33:39] I gotta go explore. No, what's in listen to this and putting shit?
[01:33:43] What's in it? What's in New Jersey? There he is?
[01:33:46] Nope, that's Lou
[01:33:48] That Lou that's Lou
[01:33:59] No, that's not Lou it's like bright gray. Are you the locksmith sir?
[01:34:04] Are you the locksmith?
[01:34:06] For Marlin?
[01:34:08] Come through sir.
[01:34:10] Alright Chad, today we're going to try to steal our neighbor's car with the locksmith that we found on his line.
[01:34:16] Okay? So this locksmith thinks that it's our car, but we're actually going to be stealing it!
[01:34:21] So get ready and drop a W and drop a like if you're watching on YouTube.
[01:34:25] Don't forget to hit that subscribe button.
[01:34:27] My chat hasn't fucking worked in the past 30 fucking minutes.
[01:34:30] My chat hasn't worked?
[01:34:32] You're more of it. You're more of it. Wait, I'm more than
[01:34:48] Accessors I think I should advance as fucking disgusting. Oh, no, it's like one of those where you fart and piss comes out like a little bit like a twinkle
[01:34:59] I didn't fucking ask
[01:35:02] It rate failure? What's going on, bro?
[01:35:06] Close, close.
[01:35:07] We tell them, like...
[01:35:09] Tell them what it is, can I film the live fire?
[01:35:11] Oh my bro, my shit is tweaking.
[01:35:18] Fucking...
[01:35:24] Yo, switch the raw shit, bro. I'm hopping. I'm hopping.
[01:35:27] I'll let you know when we just get off in the last half.
[01:35:29] How you doing, sir?
[01:35:31] How you doing?
[01:35:31] Don't mind the cameras. We're YouTubers.
[01:35:34] Yes.
[01:35:35] OK, I'm sorry.
[01:35:36] I'm Martin.
[01:35:37] I'm Martin.
[01:35:38] OK.
[01:35:39] OK.
[01:35:39] I've got my car.
[01:35:43] And the detailer didn't know that the lights come on when
[01:35:49] they turn the car.
[01:35:50] So my car ran out of stock.
[01:35:51] And then you let the car piece inside of the bayback.
[01:35:55] Right?
[01:35:55] This is my bayback.
[01:35:57] As you can see, if you look through here,
[01:35:59] The car keys are inside of the car, can't open the car.
[01:36:02] It's because the battery's dead.
[01:36:05] So.
[01:36:05] You have an ID?
[01:36:06] ID?
[01:36:07] I do have ID, but it's in my room.
[01:36:09] Can I get a picture?
[01:36:15] That'll be.
[01:36:18] ID?
[01:36:19] It doesn't actually get the dollars.
[01:36:21] It doesn't actually buy a regular thing.
[01:36:24] This is actually, yes, my name is.
[01:36:26] Then where's your license plate then?
[01:36:58] Where is he going?
[01:37:00] Where is he going?
[01:37:02] Where is he?
[01:37:04] Where is he going?
[01:37:06] Where is he leaving?
[01:37:08] I'll be grabbing his kit though.
[01:37:10] Maybe his kit, yeah.
[01:37:12] You think he's gonna fuck my shit up?
[01:37:14] Yeah for sure.
[01:37:16] Where do we whisper it?
[01:37:18] What's the answer?
[01:37:20] Wait, he's leaving, isn't he?
[01:37:22] I told him my name is Marlin
[01:37:24] and I showed him my ID.
[01:37:26] Thanks for coming in, it was good.
[01:37:33] Is that an aerial out here?
[01:37:35] I don't think there's some of these guys in our clip.
[01:37:37] I don't think there's any.
[01:37:39] It's nice, huh?
[01:37:41] Who are these?
[01:37:42] Who come out of this?
[01:37:43] Huh?
[01:37:44] Who's Marlin?
[01:37:45] Marlin with the guy in the brown, uh...
[01:37:48] SUV.
[01:37:49] SUV.
[01:37:50] But I'm Jason, I'm my supervisor.
[01:37:52] Alright, so who is the owner of the car?
[01:37:54] Me.
[01:37:55] Yes.
[01:37:56] Do you live here?
[01:37:58] I do live here.
[01:38:00] There is a key inside.
[01:38:05] You see the key inside.
[01:38:06] Why don't you show me the app, bro?
[01:38:08] Show me the app.
[01:38:09] Oh, yeah, I can show you the app in my car.
[01:38:10] The app you can open the car, bro.
[01:38:11] No, it's not.
[01:38:12] It's not.
[01:38:13] It's not.
[01:38:14] It's not.
[01:38:15] It's not.
[01:38:16] It's not.
[01:38:17] It's not.
[01:38:18] It's not.
[01:38:19] It's not.
[01:38:20] It's not.
[01:38:21] It's not.
[01:38:22] It's not.
[01:38:23] It's not.
[01:38:24] I'm sorry.
[01:38:25] What?
[01:38:26] What do you want?
[01:38:27] I don't have to help you.
[01:38:28] No, no.
[01:38:29] No joking.
[01:38:30] No, no, no.
[01:38:31] It's actually on.
[01:38:32] Merges something on the clock.
[01:38:33] Is it, hey?
[01:38:34] Hey, you two are stupid.
[01:38:35] Who are you?
[01:38:36] Hi, hi, hi.
[01:38:37] Hey.
[01:38:38] Bro.
[01:38:39] Bro.
[01:38:40] Bro.
[01:38:41] Bro.
[01:38:42] Bro.
[01:38:43] Bro.
[01:38:44] Bro.
[01:38:45] Bro.
[01:38:46] Bro.
[01:38:47] Bro.
[01:38:48] Bro.
[01:38:49] Bro.
[01:38:50] Bro.
[01:38:51] Bro.
[01:38:52] Come on bro, let's get this maid back over here.
[01:39:02] Of course, of course, I'm wearing a big tie now.
[01:39:18] I know.
[01:39:20] Oh, what the fuck?
[01:39:22] Me, you're right there, you fucking flipping dildos and shit.
[01:39:24] Who put the dildo on my fucking Maybach, man?
[01:39:26] I got it. Who put the dildo on there?
[01:39:28] Maybe you were customizing it in the main menu.
[01:39:30] You're fucking flipping the dildo.
[01:39:32] I don't think he saw it though. He didn't see it.
[01:39:34] Oh, God, he didn't see it.
[01:39:36] That's why it was funny, because I was like,
[01:39:38] come on.
[01:39:40] He thinks we're trolling.
[01:39:42] You showed him the app.
[01:39:44] I did.
[01:39:46] I did.
[01:39:48] A fucking car, bro.
[01:39:50] I can't, you can't fucking get in without getting in.
[01:39:56] Oh, he's getting in.
[01:39:58] What if he tries to wriggle it around?
[01:40:00] It fucks up the interior.
[01:40:02] And you affect the interior.
[01:40:04] It sounds like a fucking problem for you, bro.
[01:40:06] What a rich fucking entitled person.
[01:40:08] You're gonna end up breaking that and then crying.
[01:40:10] Okay, so, yeah, yeah.
[01:40:12] I'm gonna yank it. You can move it.
[01:40:14] be like this you can move it it's time for wind I'm not supposed to pull it
[01:40:20] it's time for wind you can move it oh my god
[01:40:23] just a little fucking sissy ironic you have a fucking car that won't turn on
[01:40:28] bro the battery's dead so why didn't you charge it
[01:40:32] it's not a fucking car it works so how does Tesla work
[01:40:37] That dodo is so sittin' up now.
[01:40:40] Why do we have a fuckin' dodo in the garage?
[01:40:43] I don't know. I'm actually gonna go sit on it.
[01:40:46] What?
[01:40:57] What is happening to me?
[01:40:59] Who's in there? Come on, have a look.
[01:41:01] No, you're so loud. I'm taking a word shot now.
[01:41:03] Yo, where is this dude?
[01:41:05] Dude, yeah, I'm not even kidding. I actually know he didn't leave he was opening his trunk. He was actually opening the trunk
[01:41:12] No
[01:41:21] Here we go bro
[01:41:27] This is
[01:41:29] Bro, I'm never I'm pretty sure you put China factory put air. I'm never done. It's slightly pushes it out
[01:41:35] I pray guys your alarm's gonna go off though
[01:41:38] It's fine the keys in the car
[01:41:41] twice
[01:41:45] Was the dono
[01:41:52] Well, it was fine history it's cuz you went to another island. Yes, remember
[01:41:59] I don't know if it feels really strong enough.
[01:42:01] Can you get the engine in there?
[01:42:02] Yeah, it's in my room.
[01:42:04] Alrighty.
[01:42:07] I need your sign.
[01:42:10] That's a liability for me.
[01:42:12] The service manager.
[01:42:14] Is this for just for what?
[01:42:18] For the invoice?
[01:42:20] Invoice.
[01:42:21] The keys in the cup holder.
[01:42:23] The cup holder, yeah.
[01:42:24] What day is it today?
[01:42:26] March 4th.
[01:42:27] I'm gonna get a good seat while I watch this.
[01:42:34] I've never seen someone do this.
[01:42:35] This is really cool.
[01:42:36] Four twenty twenty six.
[01:42:37] Happy New Year.
[01:42:38] Name?
[01:42:39] What?
[01:42:40] Right.
[01:42:41] Right.
[01:42:42] Right.
[01:42:43] Right.
[01:42:44] Right.
[01:42:45] Right.
[01:42:46] Right.
[01:42:47] Right.
[01:42:48] Right.
[01:42:49] Right.
[01:42:50] Right.
[01:42:51] Right.
[01:42:52] Right.
[01:42:53] Right.
[01:42:54] Right.
[01:42:55] Right.
[01:42:56] Right.
[01:42:57] Your name is on the license?
[01:43:02] Uh, yes.
[01:43:04] Inside?
[01:43:06] Inside of it.
[01:43:07] In there?
[01:43:08] Uh, like a registration?
[01:43:09] Yeah.
[01:43:10] Yes.
[01:43:11] Yes.
[01:43:12] We're good?
[01:43:13] Yes.
[01:43:14] Okay.
[01:43:15] Let's begin.
[01:43:16] Let me ask you.
[01:43:17] You have to record it?
[01:43:18] Let me open it?
[01:43:19] Sure.
[01:43:20] So is it?
[01:43:21] What is it?
[01:43:22] He said you have to record it.
[01:43:24] Oh, just in case any damages.
[01:43:26] What?
[01:43:26] Is that bad for me?
[01:43:27] Recording and you getting it?
[01:43:28] No, I don't want you to record, not because it's gonna be damaged, because it's a different place.
[01:43:34] If you record, it may make a problem.
[01:43:37] Wait, that doesn't make sense, what?
[01:43:38] What?
[01:43:39] No, I tell you what, I mean...
[01:43:43] When you're recording for a channel, like YouTube or something like that,
[01:43:46] it's like you have to get a license to do stuff like that, understand?
[01:43:51] You know what I mean?
[01:43:52] Ah...
[01:43:53] So it's kind of like, it's broken up for me.
[01:43:56] I have license and this is good.
[01:43:58] I can do it, but people can't.
[01:44:00] Stuff like that.
[01:44:01] Okay.
[01:44:02] I understand.
[01:44:03] Okay.
[01:44:04] Yeah, a little bit.
[01:44:07] I'm not really gay.
[01:44:08] I think I'm picking up what you're putting down
[01:44:09] a little bit.
[01:44:10] I understand.
[01:44:11] Then you'll keep the code.
[01:44:12] Well, I'm recording us.
[01:44:14] We can edit it out, too.
[01:44:16] This is the first time.
[01:44:17] I don't want any issues right now.
[01:44:19] No, there's no issues.
[01:44:20] This is like, if there's damages, you know,
[01:44:22] this is a bit scary this is a very nice car
[01:44:24] okay so basically the price the price is $2.75
[01:44:30] all right cool
[01:44:32] first people just say yes to anything
[01:44:36] talking about you
[01:44:37] come on in
[01:44:38] you
[01:44:39] you
[01:44:40] come on in
[01:44:41] yeah you
[01:44:43] okay
[01:44:44] here we go
[01:44:45] Oh
[01:44:51] I know
[01:45:04] Just a little fyi we won't record it but alarm I do have triggers to alarm so is the alarm gonna go off
[01:45:10] I will start having a panic attack
[01:45:12] Yeah, okay
[01:45:15] I'm just very weird with alarms. I start freaking out when the alarms go off.
[01:45:20] It's okay. It's okay.
[01:45:24] It's okay. It's okay.
[01:45:38] Oh, here it comes.
[01:46:10] I'm a little worried though. Just a tad bit. Like, everyone's, you know, here and there.
[01:46:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, yeah, just new to me. It's my first time. It's a specific car.
[01:46:34] do trigger me so remind you
[01:46:52] wait is your car even open yes wait what if he low key just turns on the power
[01:47:03] or the car
[01:47:25] Sir you're a hero you're a hero and no alarm alarm
[01:47:33] We successfully broken to the neighbors may back chat now. We're gonna acquire the keys. Let's go
[01:47:40] your back baby
[01:47:44] Wait, how did the car open then?
[01:47:48] If the if the car turned on then why did the door handle not work?
[01:47:53] Let's try this again. Shut the car with the key inside
[01:48:03] Oh, you make sure it's good.
[01:48:07] Hooray!
[01:48:09] No damage.
[01:48:11] Boxman!
[01:48:12] Thank you, sir. Thank you so much, sir.
[01:48:14] Boxman, go.
[01:48:16] Uh, shh.
[01:48:18] You guys out?
[01:48:20] Uh, yes, I was out.
[01:48:22] I'll let you do that. I'll go over here.
[01:48:24] You want me to go over here?
[01:48:26] Tommy?
[01:48:28] Yes, how about you?
[01:48:30] Me?
[01:48:31] Yes, you
[01:48:37] W fucking locks
[01:48:42] Okay, no troll on
[01:48:46] Huh, we can go to a Tesla charger
[01:48:51] Hold on I'm gonna attach this to something
[01:48:53] I don't know if you can even record this.
[01:49:02] I'm just gonna keep it here and he'll see it eventually.
[01:49:05] Wow, Chad, we are back, bro.
[01:49:07] Some would say we're Mayback.
[01:49:12] Mayback May.
[01:49:13] Yo, when May happens, you gotta drive the Mayback in May and call it Mayback May.
[01:49:17] Oh, that's kind of hard.
[01:49:19] That's not even a bad one.
[01:49:20] That's actually pretty good.
[01:49:21] 344?
[01:49:23] 344?
[01:49:25] 344?
[01:49:27] That was like a 30 second...
[01:49:29] How much is a locksmith?
[01:49:31] Is it because of the car, sir? Be honest.
[01:49:33] Yeah, 275.
[01:49:35] I said, the locksmith service is typically
[01:49:39] costing between 50 to 255.
[01:49:41] So now it's 275.
[01:49:43] So what happened to the...
[01:49:45] I don't know.
[01:49:47] So what happened to the code?
[01:49:49] $350?
[01:49:57] I thought it was like $200.
[01:50:01] I want to show the check on this number.
[01:50:03] Let's see.
[01:50:04] Fuck it.
[01:50:05] We can show you.
[01:50:06] Right?
[01:50:07] We can show you.
[01:50:08] Yeah.
[01:50:09] Let's meet at 300.
[01:50:11] Yeah?
[01:50:12] We'll come here?
[01:50:13] There you go.
[01:50:14] That's $10 a second.
[01:50:16] I took a little break, 30 seconds.
[01:50:20] Damn bro, pleasure doing business.
[01:50:23] Pleasure.
[01:50:24] How you doing?
[01:50:25] Is he want the tip, right, you guys?
[01:50:27] Good.
[01:50:28] How you doing, man?
[01:50:29] So, um, the horse has been at the back of the work.
[01:50:32] Anywhere else, I was doing a trip, like, right here.
[01:50:34] It's fine, man, it's just happening.
[01:50:36] All right, bro, we out, bro.
[01:50:38] Do I need a suit or something?
[01:50:40] From, like, the coach?
[01:50:42] Yeah, go and get suited up, bro.
[01:50:44] Or you can hop in this, whatever you need.
[01:50:46] a lot about $350. Bro, I just got fucking fined dankled. That was 30 seconds of work.
[01:50:51] Like, on the fact that he negotiated a down after two is weird.
[01:50:55] Bro, $300. I'm not even kidding. The max I would have said $200. I have the keys already.
[01:50:58] I don't give a fuck. I would have been like, what? $300? $200 is so crazy. Looks like $150.
[01:51:04] Maybe. He said he wouldn't have made money. He was 10 minutes away. He said he wouldn't have made money.
[01:51:08] Did you just tell him directly? Uh, nah, went to the company.
[01:51:11] All right, then maybe.
[01:51:13] It's still 300 dollars.
[01:51:15] That is nuts.
[01:51:17] He was like 10 minutes late.
[01:51:18] Ma, it's one at 180 real quick.
[01:51:19] I didn't make that bank.
[01:51:20] Shit.
[01:51:21] Come on, bro.
[01:51:21] Yo, it's my chat.
[01:51:22] Get the 1,000s for quick.
[01:51:23] Cheers.
[01:51:24] They're saying no.
[01:51:25] No, say it.
[01:51:25] Well, I think there's one guy.
[01:51:26] What?
[01:51:27] He said, why don't you just take the initial offer of $275?
[01:51:30] But he said there was a $69 service fee.
[01:51:32] Yes.
[01:51:32] That's how I would do it with like $135.
[01:51:34] He said that's how he makes the money.
[01:51:35] The other money goes to the company.
[01:51:37] Hey, I'm not going to lie, though.
[01:51:38] I'm not going to lie to you.
[01:51:39] You're dangling me, bro.
[01:51:40] Hustles hustle bro finesse finesse became quick. That's probably came quick as fuck and he did it quick as fuck
[01:51:45] He didn't push like and I got a baby back. So you got a fucking I ain't got that key
[01:51:50] No, you won't put it back in right now. Lock it. This is a fun
[01:51:58] We're taking your card on two cars
[01:52:10] Oh, it's a door that's straightened.
[01:52:14] Damn, look how clean it is in this biatch!
[01:52:16] It's not bad in here, boys.
[01:52:18] Oh, no, I need the box!
[01:52:20] Am I everything?!
[01:52:22] You gotta rock your body!
[01:52:24] Yeah!
[01:52:25] You gotta get out without hitting my car.
[01:52:27] Well, uh, do you see my spectacles?
[01:52:29] Uh, do I see you? Who you are?
[01:52:31] Oh, you're recording with my glasses?
[01:52:33] It's not my glasses. I need-
[01:52:34] Wait, we're going forward instead of my curtains.
[01:52:36] Yes, so I can get some space.
[01:52:38] Um, I have no bit rating here, so I'll get right Al hopper is the one from yesterday
[01:52:44] Is the one from yesterday? No, no
[01:52:47] Do we wear a seatbelt for our safety or no?
[01:52:52] You're good you're good you're good. I'm okay. Okay. Okay. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
[01:53:00] Okay, okay. You're good. Okay. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
[01:53:05] You're good. You're good
[01:53:08] You
[01:53:18] I'm a fuckin demon at this driving shit wait wait check it right there demon at his driving shit man
[01:53:23] We're good brother. We're good. We're more than fucking great. We're more than fucking good
[01:53:29] No your gut. No. You're good. Are you sure?
[01:53:32] I'm not gonna hit the window
[01:53:34] You're good, you're good
[01:53:36] Turn the wheel, I'm turning the wheel
[01:53:38] Turning the wheel, turning the wheel
[01:53:40] Almost out the driveway
[01:53:42] Almost out, leaving the driveway
[01:53:44] And I'm out of there
[01:53:46] Woo!
[01:53:48] Yo, what the fuck!
[01:53:50] My mom said
[01:53:52] stuck in the airport, nothing to do but watch you
[01:53:54] Can you ask someone to give me a sub?
[01:53:56] Yo, someone gift MC Ben a fucking...
[01:53:58] Oh fucking, holy...
[01:54:00] I'm on gift and wait no way we leak the address of our house. No
[01:54:05] Wait, did you see how come without the fucking belt?
[01:54:08] What do you mean bro? It's it's up there. Why is it up here? I don't know bro the detail. I just be doing shit
[01:54:21] Bro I kid it's lingering that fucking scent
[01:54:25] Do you have to do you have to do you have to let it?
[01:54:30] Someone give MC Ben a sub right fucking now. Let's get a double
[01:54:36] Let's go chat. Let's get the fuck out of here man. I like one the ox man. It's too dark in here
[01:54:43] Open that Sunwoof
[01:54:46] I think I do a little bit
[01:54:49] This is hanging on my dang a lane
[01:54:52] All right back job. If you don't know we're about to go play foot football. We got 50 minutes on the drive chat
[01:54:57] No, we don't let's get a fucking W going y'all
[01:55:01] Bro, if you're excited for the car segment
[01:55:03] Don't even be afraid to gift one singular sub facts. I promise you Amazon Prime in the chat
[01:55:11] Yo, I'm about to play resident evil tomorrow. You think it's a good game. Um
[01:55:15] Yeah, everybody playing that is it good bad. Well, are you are you playing it? Oh, well, you're trying to stream
[01:55:21] Yeah, I used to do that used to play resident evil copying speed
[01:55:24] Okay, at least I was gonna do this for my day
[01:55:26] I have a question about a play soccer wait you got a copy speed playing soccer
[01:55:31] L. Jason in the Jack Jack dirty on you and she's a road to let's go five get it
[01:55:38] from your boy this biker thing he's gonna get a skip don't skip all of us brought
[01:55:41] he fucking hit him bro hit him so I cut in front of him hit maneuver and
[01:55:45] family of three in front of us
[01:55:49] If someone gets me a sub, fuck you.
[01:55:53] Who's on Aux?
[01:55:55] I'm on Aux.
[01:55:56] He's on Nine Vicious.
[01:55:57] Nine Vicious?
[01:55:58] Yeah.
[01:55:59] How about you play a fuckin'-
[01:56:00] Here, lays on Aux, bro.
[01:56:02] Bro, can you just aerial us there?
[01:56:04] Like, why do we need music?
[01:56:05] Nobody wants to listen to-
[01:56:06] Gary, now I know I was wrong, I messed up and now you're gone
[01:56:23] Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
[01:56:28] Yeah, I'm sorry I neglected you
[01:56:31] Oh, I never expected you to run away
[01:56:36] And leave me feeling this empty
[01:56:39] Hold on!
[01:56:40] You want me out like now
[01:56:42] You sound like music to me
[01:56:46] Please come home cause I'm used to get read
[01:56:51] Can we come home?
[01:56:53] Hold on, wait for it, wait for it.
[01:56:54] Can we come home?
[01:56:56] Can we come home?
[01:56:58] Can we come home?
[01:57:00] The more that you see,
[01:57:03] that I was blind to cool
[01:57:05] anything to change your mind.
[01:57:07] Wa-wa-wa-wa
[01:57:09] Wait put this shit out, this is my part right here,
[01:57:11] no part.
[01:57:13] The area I'm stuck
[01:57:14] in your markers,
[01:57:15] afraid to go to the end,
[01:57:17] come back cause we are family
[01:57:19] and forgive me for being wrong and now my heart is beating like the
[01:57:28] saddest metronome so where I hope you're reading my latest three-word
[01:57:35] Polo
[01:57:38] Gary come on
[01:57:47] And it was spools on school zone and then it's food zone
[01:57:53] Oh my god, look at the dog. I say fucking true
[01:57:56] What are you a portal lock on?
[01:58:00] Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:58:02] That's not a dog, that's a human.
[01:58:04] No dude, that's not a dog, that's a heroine.
[01:58:08] Mail me back!
[01:58:10] Put your ass back in the car bitch!
[01:58:14] Oh my god, I almost got a car wreck.
[01:58:16] That would have been funny.
[01:58:18] I would have giggled.
[01:58:20] Me when I giggle.
[01:58:26] Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
[01:58:31] Alright this is like
[01:58:32] How do we go from fucking Gary come home to playboy Cardi?
[01:58:34] Dude I don't know what to play bro
[01:58:36] I'm gonna play something, I'm gonna play something
[01:58:39] I'm gonna play something
[01:58:41] You're in the gym, you're in the gym
[01:58:42] I'm gonna show you the room
[01:58:43] Look at him, look at this
[01:58:45] I mean, look at this, look at this
[01:58:49] This fucking guy though bro
[01:58:51] I got one, I got one, come on.
[01:58:58] What is up?
[01:59:03] What is up, bro?
[01:59:12] What is this?
[01:59:47] Oh
[02:00:47] Super idol the show
[02:00:49] I don't believe it
[02:00:51] The tip of my toes
[02:00:53] Young dog, I don't believe you
[02:00:55] Young dog, I don't believe you
[02:00:57] This is my shit
[02:00:59] You're caught in a lie
[02:01:01] Said it with your eyes
[02:01:03] Said to all my homies
[02:01:05] That you weren't even mine
[02:01:07] You don't think I got a heart
[02:01:09] Send that shit to hit me
[02:01:11] Hit me
[02:01:13] The fuck is this version
[02:01:15] What is this for?
[02:01:19] What did you say?
[02:01:21] What is that, guys?
[02:01:37] What is this?
[02:01:39] What is this?
[02:01:41] What is this?
[02:01:45] What is this?
[02:01:47] What is this?
[02:01:49] What is this?
[02:01:51] What is this?
[02:01:53] What is this?
[02:01:55] What is this?
[02:01:57] What is this?
[02:01:59] We were good
[02:02:01] We were good
[02:02:03] Trying to dream
[02:02:05] That cannot be so old
[02:02:07] We were good
[02:02:11] Ahhhh you put that shit
[02:02:13] Love us to changes again
[02:02:18] What's in those holes in the air?
[02:02:23] I'm not playing that one
[02:02:31] Whatever bro, no more music for the rest of the car right?
[02:02:37] But if I don't have it, I'll have it.
[02:03:07] My fucking speakers just blow up?
[02:03:22] What just happened?
[02:03:28] My shit broke.
[02:03:29] My shit broke.
[02:03:46] Alright, no more car sound.
[02:03:48] What?
[02:03:49] What?
[02:03:50] Oh, Jason.
[02:03:51] Is this music time or friend time?
[02:03:52] Hold on, let me put on some real, some real little old music.
[02:03:55] Put the shit up, will you?
[02:03:57] wait what? that's not my brother
[02:03:59] who the fuck is Tommy rich man?
[02:04:01] who the fuck is Tommy rich man?
[02:04:07] yo bro, who the fuck?
[02:04:09] who's in this?
[02:04:11] who's on ox?
[02:04:13] who's on Tommy rich man?
[02:04:15] is it you?
[02:04:17] what the fuck is Tommy rich man?
[02:04:19] yo you're spamming the fucking songs
[02:04:21] is that me? who the fuck is doing this?
[02:04:23] who's Tommy rich man?
[02:04:25] Okay, I'll take it from here.
[02:04:27] Yeah?
[02:04:29] Are you on the jam?
[02:04:30] Alright, put some good music on.
[02:04:31] Not this shit.
[02:04:32] We're not telling rich men.
[02:04:35] Man, there's not shit right here.
[02:04:37] You didn't know.
[02:04:41] Wait, where's my volume?
[02:04:43] Volume?
[02:04:44] J.C.O.B?
[02:04:46] That's where I'm at, sister.
[02:04:47] You know I'm a O.C.O.
[02:04:48] That's where I'm at,
[02:04:49] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:50] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:51] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:51] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:52] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:53] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:54] that's where I'm at,
[02:04:55] I'm not gonna let you down
[02:04:57] I'm gonna let you down
[02:04:59] I'm gonna let you down
[02:05:25] The way you walk, the way you come and stand me The way you walk, the way you touch, whisper to me
[02:05:53] The way it does, the way it's gonna kiss me
[02:05:57] And that's a dust, just to me
[02:06:00] Alright, you heard the uh, forfeit is?
[02:06:03] You know what the forfeit is?
[02:06:04] We donate our sperm to a sperm bank?
[02:06:05] Yep
[02:06:06] Yep
[02:06:06] And then 18 years later find out who the kid is?
[02:06:08] Yep, and then pay child support
[02:06:10] Yeah
[02:06:11] It's a little dramatic one
[02:06:13] We can't lose, we can't lose, bro
[02:06:14] We can't lose, man
[02:06:15] I'm gonna be the best player out there, the coach was
[02:06:17] Bro, are you gonna leave me on the field alone?
[02:06:20] Bro, first of all, nobody ever says left out without saying, you can't- let me teach you-
[02:06:26] Spin it out!
[02:06:27] Fuck man!
[02:06:28] Let me teach you something about life, alright?
[02:06:31] In life, you can either come in the sink or sink in the co-
[02:06:34] Oh, fuck it.
[02:06:35] Okay?
[02:06:36] And right now, it's the time that you really decide, are you gonna come in the sink or
[02:06:39] sink in the co-
[02:06:40] What the fuck are you talking about man?
[02:06:43] It's a double entendre, because right now the sink is life and you're about
[02:06:46] to come into real life right now.
[02:06:48] Or real life is gonna take a-
[02:06:49] We're about to play soccer, man.
[02:06:51] First of all, it's football.
[02:06:52] That's number one.
[02:06:53] Number two, number two, life is going to take you
[02:06:56] if you don't take on life, OK?
[02:06:58] So you might have someone in your life
[02:07:00] who doesn't want to do the same things as you, and that's OK.
[02:07:03] But that's what makes life so amazing.
[02:07:05] It's because you could do whatever you want.
[02:07:06] Haters will be my waiters at the table of success.
[02:07:08] It's a good one.
[02:07:09] I also like the one that goes,
[02:07:10] haters will be my master-baters at the tables of success.
[02:07:13] I haven't heard that one.
[02:07:14] That one's new.
[02:07:15] That one's like a harassment one.
[02:07:17] you know it's like uh oh yeah yes oh boom what are now what's going on what's going on
[02:07:28] are you all together? not this time god and bro
[02:07:33] I'm everywhere
[02:07:36] I'm not supposed to keep talking about there, I'm fine
[02:07:40] Why are you getting away?
[02:07:41] This is the last song
[02:07:43] I don't know
[02:07:45] What's going on here?
[02:07:46] What do you have?
[02:07:50] So this song's good
[02:07:51] Okay, not this one
[02:07:52] What's going on right now?
[02:07:53] There's on the OX
[02:07:54] The song before that was the song I came up with
[02:07:57] Is it crazy that you just say that part of the song before?
[02:08:00] Well
[02:08:01] That's why you're a part of this case.
[02:08:03] No, the fuck I'm not.
[02:08:05] No, the fuck I'm not.
[02:08:07] No. Yo.
[02:08:09] Who's on Ox? Who's on Ox?
[02:08:11] Somebody change this song, bro.
[02:08:13] I remember on some real shit. Can I put this up for me for real talk?
[02:08:15] Oh, this is a good song.
[02:08:23] Can I put this up for you, William?
[02:08:31] Turn and find, walk and know the road
[02:08:35] Don't drop your brother, it's good you got to go
[02:08:40] Some of the bad stuff has gone as far as
[02:08:45] It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
[02:08:50] It's something unpredictable
[02:08:52] And in the end there's nothing
[02:08:55] I hope you have the time of your life
[02:08:58] Yes!
[02:09:19] How do we get to 9 minutes?
[02:09:21] This is you.
[02:09:22] That's a good song.
[02:09:24] Oh, my God.
[02:09:26] This is gonna be a real nice...
[02:09:28] What?
[02:09:30] What?
[02:09:32] What?
[02:09:34] Ah, please, how nice.
[02:09:36] It's kinda original, but it's...
[02:09:38] It's kinda peaceful.
[02:09:40] Oh, yeah.
[02:09:42] Oh, yeah.
[02:09:48] Say what?
[02:09:50] Holy...
[02:09:54] They put some real shit on bro, let me hear it bro, get some out of luck here on.
[02:10:04] Done done done done, I don't even like these, I don't even like these.
[02:10:13] I cannot bring my pistol, I cannot put this jeep in track and let you hear the engine.
[02:10:18] Hey!
[02:10:20] So what's our game plan, bro?
[02:10:22] Um...
[02:10:23] As a coach, like, where are you positioning me?
[02:10:25] Uh, missionary.
[02:10:27] I'm gonna make you get freaky on the field.
[02:10:30] What?
[02:10:31] Listen, bro, Marlon runs at you. You open your legs.
[02:10:33] He's coaching, though.
[02:10:35] Oh, shit. It's okay. He's chopped, bro.
[02:10:37] He is chopped.
[02:10:38] We fucking mod, Marlon.
[02:10:40] Mind if I put some, uh...
[02:10:42] One of my favorite Travis Scott songs on?
[02:10:44] Sure, man.
[02:10:46] Track three sick old mode let's hear what this is about
[02:10:53] Interesting I've never heard this song
[02:10:57] Track three sick old mode
[02:11:00] What? What?
[02:11:02] Jake! Jake!
[02:11:04] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
[02:11:10] Oh, fuck that shit
[02:11:12] Put that real port on, hold on
[02:11:20] Put that shit up, bro
[02:11:22] Put that shit up
[02:11:24] Put that shit up, bro
[02:11:26] Put that shit up
[02:11:28] I love that shit up, bro
[02:11:28] So instead of
[02:11:30] Yo, this song got ruined
[02:11:31] It's gonna keep going
[02:11:32] So instead of
[02:11:33] So instead of
[02:11:38] Like, why did this song have to get turned into, like, a beat, bro?
[02:11:41] It's okay, good
[02:11:47] Yeah!
[02:11:49] Yeah!
[02:11:50] I still
[02:11:53] Yeah
[02:11:54] Yeah
[02:11:56] Hey, hey
[02:11:58] She's a lover who I am
[02:12:00] Back in high school I used to bus it to the dance
[02:12:03] Now I hit that FBO with duffles in my hands
[02:12:06] I didn't have a say in 13 hours to my land
[02:12:09] I did the right of life, hey
[02:12:11] Like a wife, like a wife
[02:12:14] I said do the fair
[02:12:16] I did the right for the night
[02:12:18] I said you sell them in the shade of double pay
[02:12:20] Man, I said that school's the settlement
[02:12:22] I cracked down the block
[02:12:24] Made her right, girl
[02:12:26] What year was this made? 2017 when Astral Lord came out? Track 3 Astral World 2nd Ogoes
[02:12:34] Did you just turn off the backlight? Yeah now bitch, we're talking about it
[02:12:38] No because it's on right now, you know when we need a night time?
[02:12:41] No
[02:12:42] Hold on, they put that good music on
[02:12:44] I'll put the backlight, the second fucking note
[02:12:46] How do you operate this car bro?
[02:12:47] Bro, this shit on bro, this shit's my shit, please
[02:12:49] This is my shit bro, you put this on, this is my shit, keep it this up, keep it this up, this is my shit
[02:12:55] SHUT UP HARDY!
[02:12:59] Look at all of this bitch!
[02:13:00] It's fuckin' Jordy Coyote!
[02:13:02] Put it up!
[02:13:25] Come on, man!
[02:13:31] Did I make this?
[02:13:33] Fuck you!
[02:13:38] Fucking pussy in front of us, bro.
[02:13:41] Too many chains, y'all!
[02:13:43] Yellow light means speed up.
[02:13:45] Yellow guy means speed up.
[02:13:47] I mean light.
[02:13:49] Bro, why does it still say 50 minutes?
[02:13:51] Shut up!
[02:14:23] I'm not gonna do it.
[02:14:30] Two.
[02:14:31] I'll tell you, I'll make you get him off me at least.
[02:14:41] Go ahead, tick tock boys, sing it.
[02:14:52] It might be a surface to think this
[02:14:57] But then I've missed that summer
[02:15:02] And times are so much simpler
[02:15:07] I might be wrong to write this song
[02:15:12] But I don't have to taste the wings, dude
[02:15:16] I hate to speak about this thing that's turned
[02:15:19] It's coming, it's coming
[02:15:20] I need to speak about his downstairs
[02:15:24] Hit me a lot of the way, bro
[02:15:50] you
[02:16:20] you
[02:16:50] you
[02:17:20] you
[02:17:50] you
[02:18:50] If you met cheeser real life on the streets, he would body you
[02:18:57] Let's get a crazy fucking crazy
[02:19:01] Me versus cheeser Ray versus me. I know you know you should go already. You know you should do you should host a boxing match in your may back
[02:19:09] People just fight in the may back. I don't know if there's enough room. That's the point
[02:19:13] You just fight and then wait. What are you gonna do in May? You gotta do something
[02:19:16] What do you mean?
[02:19:18] It's May, May, Mayback.
[02:19:19] Mayback, May?
[02:19:21] Yeah, you gotta do, you gotta basically, I think you total the Mayback insurance fraud
[02:19:24] and get a better car.
[02:19:25] I don't know if I want to do that.
[02:19:27] I think I'm gonna keep this car forever.
[02:19:29] Maybe you should buy the guy who won your giveaway at Mr. Bisa Tesla.
[02:19:32] I didn't win.
[02:19:33] I didn't win.
[02:19:34] And I was my fucking cousin who won.
[02:19:37] And you scammed him.
[02:19:38] You fucking dick.
[02:19:39] That Tesla has never seen a lot of fucking things.
[02:19:45] So cheap too bro, it's like so till I get the 10k that you owe me
[02:19:50] Once you pay out that 10k I'll pay out the test first one. It's not 10k anymore. It's nine hundred eighty eight dollars
[02:19:55] What my interest rate you lost money?
[02:19:58] Because I paid it out already. You didn't pay shit a month. I've been giving you a hundred dollars to your bag
[02:20:03] Since when incident you haven't checked. I take my bank account every single day
[02:20:08] I haven't had a fucking dime from you never I pay for never in a million years
[02:20:14] ever give you some of my fucking dimes are you crazy fucking you fucking
[02:20:19] bending down really bro you fucking Chinese mother was there man was there
[02:20:29] bros let's get a sag in the chat for the driver's air to end man
[02:20:33] Why did you do that?
[02:20:35] Why did you do that shit in 2020? You know you know who should do what you saw I'll go on the Epstein
[02:20:42] We should do that for a stream. I said that but I think we might get EMP to the murdered
[02:20:46] No, they did it for a YouTube video. We can do it for a stream. There's no way we can do it
[02:20:50] I'm down though if they we can make it put on a list. I'm already on a list
[02:20:54] We could do that live no one's done it live and you know, yeah, I don't want to go back to that island again, bro
[02:20:59] I don't it's so fucking lame like what are we gonna do just sit on the top we can't even go in anymore
[02:21:03] What you mean again? I meant like I watched the video too
[02:21:08] Oh, you know there's a ranch in New Mexico. Of course. I know about that. That shit's fucking disgusting, man
[02:21:13] I know about that. We need to do something. Well, guess what the government does it on purpose
[02:21:17] They kill humans and they kill babies and they eat them. It's fucking disgusting
[02:21:21] You know what the world humans were not doing anything about it. I can't do anything because the government controls all of us
[02:21:26] It's fucked man people are so carpet in their own lives, bro
[02:21:30] If it was like a hundred years ago, there'd be a whole revolution, but now bro
[02:21:33] It's wake up go to work wake up
[02:21:36] Wake up go to work
[02:21:38] We're trapped in a fucking system. There's no more revolutions. We're fucking trapped in this box and
[02:21:44] Why you can't care you've got to live your life, bro
[02:21:46] Just try to be happy we have to care but you can't stop the government. They'll kill you
[02:21:51] Yeah, I'm trying.
[02:21:54] You know what's crazy?
[02:21:55] I'm gonna stop the government.
[02:21:56] Think about the people above the government.
[02:21:57] Who's that God?
[02:21:59] Oh no.
[02:22:00] There's some free masons.
[02:22:03] I gotta stop talking black wrong.
[02:22:05] Oh, I mean something.
[02:22:06] Something's going on, bro.
[02:22:08] Listen, bro, just open your third eye
[02:22:10] and make sure there's no triangle behind it.
[02:22:13] Well, she's wide open.
[02:22:18] Did Marlon actually get invited to Michael Rubin party?
[02:22:20] That's just Michael Rubin, that's literally, Marlon is his play toy.
[02:22:24] That's why he put on that little dress for Michael.
[02:22:27] Yeah.
[02:22:28] Holy shit.
[02:22:30] Facts are no chat.
[02:22:32] Oh fuck, it's all adding up, bro.
[02:22:35] It's all adding up.
[02:22:40] Here we are.
[02:22:42] 31 minutes chat.
[02:22:44] Dude, shut up.
[02:22:46] are we there yet careful chat they might come after you guys in the chat
[02:22:57] who is the actual spy on the streaming industry I know it is fan of Tony really
[02:23:04] I know exactly who it is you wouldn't be surprised if I told you wait say I can't
[02:23:12] say it might get me.
[02:23:14] What do you mean?
[02:23:15] The fandom doesn't want to say it.
[02:23:17] You literally went to the event of...
[02:23:19] Let me stop talking.
[02:23:20] Yeah, let me stop talking, bro.
[02:23:21] Let me stop talking before they actually come after me.
[02:23:25] I'm not going to speak too much.
[02:23:27] What are you talking about?
[02:23:28] Speak your mind.
[02:23:29] That's why I don't go to things, bro.
[02:23:30] So you didn't go because of what?
[02:23:33] I'll put your third eye, bro.
[02:23:35] You're fucking idiot.
[02:23:36] Okay.
[02:23:37] Let me explain.
[02:23:38] Let's get to the sock again, though.
[02:23:41] You all focused on this song?
[02:23:46] This is you?
[02:23:47] Yeah, it's pretty good.
[02:23:50] Wait, they're saying cheezer's the spy, and that's why you're afraid of him.
[02:23:54] I'm afraid of cheezer.
[02:23:56] I said I saw he was gonna claw my eyes out, bro.
[02:24:00] Fucking terrifying.
[02:24:04] Yeah, who would win if I did? Cheezer or Jason the Weenie?
[02:24:07] I don't even know, to be honest.
[02:24:09] Like, you're pretty strong with cheese. That's the big cheese.
[02:24:11] That's not the big cheese. That's not the little one.
[02:24:13] That is the biggest cheese.
[02:24:16] You might fucking...
[02:24:17] Might fucking, yeah.
[02:24:20] But, what about you? You could be a national fucking hero, you know?
[02:24:24] Don't worry, bro. I'm gonna get beat up off camera. I'm waiting.
[02:24:27] No, you have to...
[02:24:39] you
[02:25:09] you
[02:25:39] you
[02:26:09] you
[02:26:39] you
[02:27:09] You
[02:27:30] Marlin and lacy are they here yeah, they said 45 minutes
[02:27:32] I don't even know what to do.
[02:27:34] I'm low-key, hi, bro.
[02:27:36] I'm fucking ready, bro.
[02:27:37] I've been needing this training.
[02:27:38] I got my ankle brace on, I got the cleats.
[02:27:40] You do need to get trained.
[02:27:42] No gait.
[02:27:43] Bro, we got a coach.
[02:27:44] I've been trying to set my chat.
[02:27:45] Yo, we actually got a coach.
[02:27:47] Low-key, my ankle's starting to hurt as we're getting closer.
[02:27:50] What are you talking about?
[02:27:51] You didn't even step on the field.
[02:27:52] On everything, my chat.
[02:27:53] You've been in the court for 30 minutes.
[02:27:55] My trauma's coming back.
[02:27:56] What are you talking about?
[02:27:57] Last time I was here, bro, it was bad, bad, bad.
[02:27:59] Yeah, I remember.
[02:28:00] Tell me if you're nervous right now. You're ready. It's right here, bro
[02:28:05] Wait, wait last time you were here was when you fucked your ankle. Yeah, I never came back here. Holy shit
[02:28:10] It's like I got banished. I got banned
[02:28:14] Here we are
[02:28:23] Here we are bro, you feeling any right go I got you
[02:28:27] What the fuck? What is this guy doing?
[02:28:29] Yeah, you gotta find it by Nathan.
[02:28:31] Fuck if I get good breakfast on mine, I don't care.
[02:28:33] This guy is like wiggling his fucking tongue around.
[02:28:35] Fucking hate all of the jet.
[02:28:37] Why am I parking in a park?
[02:28:39] Fuck in front of people, if you know they're- it's our friends.
[02:28:41] It's just-
[02:28:43] Park in front of Wosh.
[02:28:45] I mean, park in front of Wosh, and so you tell them it's our friend.
[02:28:47] Oh, what am I looking at?
[02:28:49] You're just gonna park in front of everybody?
[02:28:51] Corr-zontally?
[02:28:53] I meant like vertically, you fucking moron.
[02:28:55] I'm gonna park in a handicap. Is that crazy? Is that illegal?
[02:28:57] I hope someone handicapped comes in fucking just kidding.
[02:29:00] I'm gonna put it right here.
[02:29:02] Oh my god.
[02:29:03] Here we go, bro.
[02:29:05] It's just probably like, who's this dumbass driver?
[02:29:08] Hold on, bro. It's mad Hispanic people.
[02:29:10] That's how you know it's gonna be complicated.
[02:29:11] Yeah, you guys turn your train and you gotta like, try to get to the-
[02:29:12] TREASURE TREAAAAAAAAN!
[02:29:14] Yeah, like, try to get me out of this, guys.
[02:29:15] The fucking GO! Let's get the wheel going!
[02:29:18] Let's get the shit out of here.
[02:29:19] There's a spot over there.
[02:29:20] Ooh!
[02:29:21] There's a spot over there.
[02:29:22] Ah, it's fine.
[02:29:23] Oh, you got
[02:29:31] Coach today, bro
[02:29:47] Good man
[02:29:49] No, no, no. You good? Listen, no fucking around today. I'm a scout, all right?
[02:29:53] Scout for who? After mouth, bro. Wait, you're on my team. They're mine
[02:29:58] Where I see let's look at the calm. Okay, I don't know. Okay, no
[02:30:12] Damn last time I was here and curled up at a ball right here. I was like this
[02:30:16] No, No, no, no, no, no.
[02:30:18] Excuse me, excuse me.
[02:30:20] Get him.
[02:30:21] Get him.
[02:30:22] Get him.
[02:30:23] And then, and then, and then, you give the...
[02:30:24] Call him up, call him up, call him up.
[02:30:25] Yeah, I remember.
[02:30:26] Fucking dead, bro.
[02:30:27] I remember.
[02:30:28] All of you.
[02:30:29] Good morning everybody!
[02:30:31] I got a fucking intro.
[02:30:34] What's going on?
[02:30:36] No, no, no, no, no.
[02:30:38] Wait, we've got to scout, scout.
[02:30:40] Listen.
[02:30:41] I think he's pretty good.
[02:30:43] Yeah, I do.
[02:30:45] Yeah, play soft guys.
[02:30:54] Anywhere up top, striker, left wing, right wing, or if not in the 10th?
[02:30:58] You came for a break?
[02:30:59] Yes.
[02:31:00] I might, it's quite, you know, first pick potential?
[02:31:05] Yeah.
[02:31:06] First pick potential.
[02:31:07] I like it too.
[02:31:08] Good boss.
[02:31:09] See you in a while, man.
[02:31:11] I know, bro.
[02:31:12] It's been a bit.
[02:31:13] Yeah.
[02:31:14] Yeah, oh, no, no, we need you. We need you
[02:31:25] No, no, that shit is going on your brother last time
[02:31:36] Marlin just choose you get it. I got you bro. Just deny it right away
[02:31:40] All right, let's talk about our refs, maybe.
[02:31:43] Oh, holy ref cam.
[02:31:46] Hey listen, when games are looking out of hand, brother,
[02:31:51] just be confident that we'll take over, okay?
[02:31:54] What?
[02:31:55] People here who's the best?
[02:31:57] I'm being honest, the best.
[02:31:59] Obviously Jackson, the one that you just talked to.
[02:32:01] Jackson, I'm the first pick potential.
[02:32:05] First pick potential?
[02:32:06] I've got to give it to Kevin.
[02:32:07] Kevin G?
[02:32:08] Let's get it
[02:32:21] You got OSHA yeah, this is like one of the problem you have this one pleasure
[02:32:25] Was it good? Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, there's also a good other first pick
[02:32:32] Say that's what I like to come on. Oh
[02:32:34] This
[02:32:36] Hey, I do have shoes you get big I'm ready to you oh
[02:32:41] Yesterday, I had you in the seat though
[02:32:54] Yeah, my ankle break on
[02:32:59] I'm coaching yes
[02:33:04] I don't have shoes
[02:33:09] Listen bro, I'm gonna be coaching I'm gonna be doing better than everyone in mentally
[02:33:14] Marlin's coaching too
[02:33:20] Listen, I'm aggressive. I want a tee bro. Oh, I wish I'm ready, bro. That's all I'm gonna say
[02:33:34] Yes
[02:34:04] I knew it. I knew the leaks were fake.
[02:34:06] Set me out!
[02:34:07] Are you ready? You're gonna keep it as straight as possible.
[02:34:09] Tell me when it hurts.
[02:34:11] No, tell me when it hurts.
[02:34:13] I'm talking like when it hurts.
[02:34:15] Okay, okay, okay.
[02:34:16] Make sure the muscles die. Make sure the muscles die.
[02:34:18] Okay, okay.
[02:34:28] Oh, fuck. That was really tight.
[02:34:30] That was really tight.
[02:34:32] Ah, fuck it!
[02:34:34] Ah, it's lucid!
[02:34:35] Oh my gosh!
[02:34:37] Let's go.
[02:34:38] You look like part of G-Side.
[02:34:41] Or J.S. Park.
[02:34:42] Get off.
[02:34:43] All right, next one.
[02:34:45] All right, what's going on with that tight ass butt?
[02:34:48] Get in the grab his hands and pull from the back.
[02:34:50] You actually have no ass.
[02:34:52] No troll.
[02:34:53] That's you.
[02:34:54] Where's your camera, bro?
[02:34:58] You're a long stretcher.
[02:35:00] I'm gonna do that okay you know I know you don't want to play stuff but what
[02:35:06] this
[02:35:13] let's fuck it go man let's go bro I'm hype I'm actually ready bro I don't know
[02:35:18] when does this start what time
[02:35:21] Is that one?
[02:35:23] I think we got red.
[02:35:25] Still red.
[02:35:27] Oh, that's Nick. Nick Narcina.
[02:35:29] No, he's good. He's good. Where is he?
[02:35:31] Nick Narcina.
[02:35:33] Is he?
[02:35:35] Yeah.
[02:35:37] You know, uh, you know, Brayden?
[02:35:39] I had a kid named Brayden Schwartz.
[02:35:41] In my high school, he was autistic.
[02:35:43] Okay.
[02:35:45] He had a twin brother.
[02:35:47] I'm top ten defender, bro.
[02:35:49] No, no, let me see a jago boss. Jago boss? Yeah
[02:35:57] You guys know Chicharito?
[02:35:59] Chicharito, the famous Mexican player. They call me Chicharón.
[02:36:03] Chicharón! You haven't brought?
[02:36:05] No, yes. It's my number.
[02:36:07] What is this for?
[02:36:09] What is this for? For the stream.
[02:36:12] Yo buddy, you're in a men's league no longer a child league.
[02:36:15] Wait, what? Is this not going to be on here?
[02:36:17] I'm gonna be on this whatever you want to be on it. It's just in case so that Jason should continue to go back
[02:36:24] Where's your cameraman, bro?
[02:36:25] I don't fucking know if my camera man. I mean he's ready to go whenever I was just hop on that I'm just getting everything
[02:36:30] Well, you fucking dick writer
[02:36:32] You're just an ingest hopper now. You saw a lot of times you hop on my shit
[02:36:35] I'm not gonna hop on your shit for 20 minutes. No, I'm just fucking piece of fat fucking slob
[02:36:39] I don't need to say I knew the leaks were fake you put something in your pants for that club
[02:36:42] I knew I look at it look how tight these pants are look look look no type of balls in here
[02:36:47] There's nothing in I never claim to have a big dick, bro
[02:36:50] Never claim to have a big dick. I'm baby care game. I'll be a baby care game. That's fine
[02:36:54] Good job, bro
[02:36:56] Let's go
[02:37:03] I'm noticing a national way get a session of women's mother you didn't invite any women is uh, oh Jason in the chat right now
[02:37:11] I thought it was a big every day's national instinct me
[02:37:17] How far is Marlon and Lacey chat?
[02:37:21] I know no?
[02:37:22] Pretty good.
[02:37:23] That might be the first pick.
[02:37:24] Bro listen, you let me do it.
[02:37:26] First pick?
[02:37:27] I don't even know.
[02:37:28] First pick might be the goalie, bro.
[02:37:30] First pick is goalie.
[02:37:31] That might be the bad plan.
[02:37:33] No, no, easy thing.
[02:37:34] If you have the best goalie, they won't score regardless.
[02:37:37] Simple as that.
[02:37:38] And then, we gotta get Green.
[02:37:41] Green?
[02:37:42] Green is green.
[02:37:43] Okay, okay.
[02:37:44] Okay, okay, okay?
[02:37:46] We gotta get his do-low, girl, which is Jose.
[02:37:48] Jose, no way.
[02:37:49] No way, Jose.
[02:37:51] Alright.
[02:37:52] You play for the MLS?
[02:37:54] Yeah.
[02:37:55] You play a Messi?
[02:37:56] Yeah.
[02:37:57] Really?
[02:37:59] What the fuck?
[02:38:02] Wait, is this already connected to that?
[02:38:04] Should I take this off?
[02:38:05] Yeah, you can.
[02:38:06] You can.
[02:38:07] We're good, we're good, we're good.
[02:38:08] Why should I?
[02:38:09] How do I ask this?
[02:38:10] How do I turn it off?
[02:38:11] Keep it good.
[02:38:12] Alright, I'll fuck you up, yeah. I'm the fucking king.
[02:38:15] I'll fuck you down.
[02:38:17] Am I less than an ocean man?
[02:38:19] Alright, who's my lamina, mom?
[02:38:21] Right here, right here.
[02:38:23] Right here?
[02:38:24] Yup.
[02:38:25] Okay.
[02:38:26] Damn, bro.
[02:38:27] That's not a funny version of that, bro.
[02:38:29] What's that?
[02:38:30] The black and green shirt.
[02:38:32] Hello, sir.
[02:38:34] Ready to who?
[02:38:35] I'm ready for the future.
[02:38:36] I know you.
[02:38:38] You've been wearing the height boosters.
[02:38:40] What happened actually, I do have extras
[02:38:44] 58 you want to be 511 that three fucking inches. I'm sorry
[02:38:51] Not here not here. I was gonna put them in here, but I was like the high level player. Yeah, are you good?
[02:38:58] I'm a defender
[02:39:00] I miss you like oh, okay. Oh
[02:39:03] Okay, I promise you not bad. Let me see. Let me see. Let's see. I'm looking for my mini mall
[02:39:08] I'm a defender.
[02:39:10] I'm a defender.
[02:39:12] Left foot!
[02:39:14] He's got it left.
[02:39:16] He's got it left. Not bad. Not bad, kid.
[02:39:18] I'll see you out there, coach.
[02:39:20] You sure?
[02:39:32] How'd it go that way?
[02:39:38] I mean, do you see something? Fuck. I'm a defender too. I'm a defender too.
[02:39:52] Is this your ball? No.
[02:39:54] You can do pickups? Thank you.
[02:40:02] I'm in the game, bro. I'm playing.
[02:40:04] Are you from Dallas?
[02:40:06] I'm from Dallas, Dallas, Texas, I want to go to Frisco, you know Frisco?
[02:40:11] Frisco? Yeah, no Frisco. Damn bro, what do you do out here?
[02:40:14] I stream out here with Nick. Oh, shit. You been to Arlington?
[02:40:18] Yeah, I've been to Arlington all the time. I play in the AT&T stadium in high school.
[02:40:21] Yeah, I play soccer ball. Yeah, so what are you playing? What are you doing here?
[02:40:26] I'm streaming. Right now, I'm just here for more support.
[02:40:28] Nick? Okay, okay.
[02:40:31] Are you playing out?
[02:40:32] Hell yeah, I'm playing.
[02:40:33] Oh, what?
[02:40:34] Shoot on your kicks, brother.
[02:40:35] Shoot on your kicks, brother.
[02:40:36] That's it.
[02:40:37] Yo!
[02:40:37] Ha ha ha!
[02:40:39] Hey!
[02:40:41] Are you both here?
[02:40:43] Are you both?
[02:40:44] You're both out of your shit.
[02:40:46] Oh, fuck no!
[02:40:47] Hey!
[02:40:48] Are you not playing?
[02:40:49] Are you not supposed to be here?
[02:40:50] Yeah, we're not though.
[02:40:51] Are you not supposed to be here?
[02:40:52] No, full body of Deedis.
[02:40:53] You seen you there?
[02:40:54] I know.
[02:40:55] You're not playing?
[02:40:56] He's not playing, bro.
[02:40:57] He's not playing.
[02:40:58] He's not playing.
[02:40:59] He's not playing.
[02:41:00] body who body it is don't bring it right there yeah I'm scouting for us I
[02:41:05] got oh shit oh fuck yeah yeah yeah what's that what's that one song
[02:41:12] Costa Rican.
[02:41:12] Yeah.
[02:41:13] Yeah.
[02:41:13] Wait, wait, wait.
[02:41:14] How you going?
[02:41:15] How's it going?
[02:41:16] Costa Rican swiping.
[02:41:18] Yeah.
[02:41:18] Man, that's that shit, man.
[02:41:21] You playing?
[02:41:21] Nah, I suck at soccer, bro.
[02:41:23] It was hope.
[02:41:24] OK.
[02:41:25] Who's your 10?
[02:41:26] Who's your 10?
[02:41:27] Oh, that's about it.
[02:41:28] What's the run?
[02:41:28] What you doing?
[02:41:29] Always.
[02:41:30] Your foot's honorable?
[02:41:31] Yeah.
[02:41:32] I actually, I used to call you
[02:41:33] you know, Ronaldo.
[02:41:34] Today?
[02:41:35] Yeah, back in the day.
[02:41:36] You played football in college?
[02:41:37] Football.
[02:41:37] Not that.
[02:41:38] Football.
[02:41:39] Yo, Twin.
[02:41:40] What's up, man?
[02:41:41] How's the draft going?
[02:41:44] Let's keep moving.
[02:41:45] We're going to be drafting teams.
[02:41:47] Lacey and Marlon are going to be drafting teams.
[02:41:49] Like one and every other.
[02:41:51] Me and Ron.
[02:41:52] Yes bro.
[02:41:53] You're below me tonight.
[02:41:54] You're playing.
[02:41:55] You're the player.
[02:41:56] I'm going to send you in where I need you in.
[02:41:58] I'm going to take you out when I need you out.
[02:42:00] That's how it's going to work.
[02:42:02] When people think of Barcelona, they think of the fucking coach or the players.
[02:42:08] Players I'm your lamina mall tonight. I I'm your lamina mall. You're my zin chow today
[02:42:14] I can't believe this fucking guy then
[02:42:17] Fucking sissy boys. I'm on a field today
[02:42:29] The game is marlin, I'm gonna be marlin brother. It's really hard. I got it. Look at my ankle
[02:42:33] You're from yesterday, I'm party fuck, I got glasses.
[02:42:36] How much I got to pay you?
[02:42:38] You're in the charity match, you're in the charity match.
[02:42:39] Nah, so I'm gonna treat you as such.
[02:42:41] I'm not you two-way, so I'm not your homie today, okay?
[02:42:43] I'm just a referee, I got to be here.
[02:42:44] Wait, man, bro, we came along, I suppose.
[02:42:46] We're just refs today.
[02:42:47] Okay, okay, today I'm Eugene, okay?
[02:42:49] Okay, if I found somebody, let me get away with it.
[02:42:51] I might give you a pen.
[02:42:52] Maybe, maybe.
[02:42:53] A pen? We're doing pens?
[02:42:54] Maybe, but that's what the game is about.
[02:42:56] Yeah, we're doing pens.
[02:42:57] We might give you a pen, you know?
[02:42:58] If you get fouled on the goal line, we'll give you a pen.
[02:43:00] But
[02:43:05] Don't do that bullshit
[02:43:08] No one actually seen her
[02:43:13] This motherfucker or this motherfucker all right, and just let me know all right
[02:43:16] I'll come back. I'll come back.
[02:43:17] Don't do too much, remember?
[02:43:18] Let me go.
[02:43:20] All right, guys.
[02:43:22] That's the jersey I got you.
[02:43:24] Who's the guy?
[02:43:24] Who's the guy?
[02:43:25] Who's the guy?
[02:43:26] You gave me the China jersey.
[02:43:27] I gave you the China jersey and this jersey.
[02:43:29] I bought this jersey.
[02:43:30] That's the jersey I got you as a present.
[02:43:32] Give me.
[02:43:33] I swear to God I got you.
[02:43:33] You didn't give me the part, Jesus.
[02:43:34] Well, I told you and then I gave you a nice jersey.
[02:43:36] Wait, dead ass?
[02:43:37] I swear to God I did.
[02:43:38] Oh my God, I'm sorry.
[02:43:40] Because you gave me the China one.
[02:43:41] I still got a China one.
[02:43:42] I'll debate on why I got that today, but...
[02:43:44] This one's fire.
[02:43:46] He did.
[02:43:47] Now my asshole, bro.
[02:43:48] Where's the minute to go?
[02:43:49] Hey, where's the minute to go, bro?
[02:43:51] Hey, let's win today, yeah?
[02:43:53] I'm on your team.
[02:43:54] We'll see.
[02:43:55] We'll see.
[02:43:56] I'm gonna pick you up for sure.
[02:43:57] We'll see.
[02:43:58] LJ.
[02:43:59] L-f-j.
[02:44:00] Yeah, okay.
[02:44:01] All right, bro.
[02:44:02] All right, bro.
[02:44:03] All right.
[02:44:04] What up?
[02:44:05] What up?
[02:44:06] Not bad.
[02:44:07] Not bad.
[02:44:08] Not bad.
[02:44:09] We'll see.
[02:44:10] We'll see.
[02:44:11] Whoever on my team is winning, so.
[02:44:14] Oh
[02:44:32] Yo
[02:44:35] What up?
[02:44:39] There's an immediate
[02:44:44] Can we fucking start this shit or what?
[02:44:51] You think you just come in here and talk about that?
[02:44:54] Come late and all of a sudden you start.
[02:44:55] No, we know all your time, man, bro.
[02:44:57] We know all your time.
[02:45:00] Also, you're chopped, bro, and your face is bloated.
[02:45:03] Oh, yeah?
[02:45:04] You're sub-five.
[02:45:05] Oh, really?
[02:45:06] I'm going for 10 goals then.
[02:45:08] MTN.
[02:45:09] I'm going next one.
[02:45:10] I got a piss, bro.
[02:45:11] Put the camera on.
[02:45:12] Put it on Yu-Gi-Chop, then.
[02:45:17] Jump ass.
[02:45:25] And we gon' jump.
[02:45:27] Wait, where'd he go?
[02:45:29] Here's a star for the next two minutes.
[02:45:31] Oh, okay.
[02:45:33] No ads.
[02:45:34] 3CTV says Yu-Gi-Chop.
[02:45:35] Wait, you're dead ass?
[02:45:38] No, no, no. You told me I'm the star, but I thought you were trolling me.
[02:45:41] Yeah, like you can take the show for like the next minute. Okay. Um, I didn't say advertise the stream. No, but I thought you were truly sorry
[02:45:49] No, I thought you were gonna walk away like I thought you were gonna walk away. So
[02:45:52] So you know what I mean? But it's like I mean rod dog drove two hours and he might not even fucking play
[02:45:56] Bro, I drove two hours. Everyone here is a pro apparently
[02:45:59] But but on the on the good hand though on the good hand on the good hand you could lie just let me I can't hear that nigga
[02:46:05] Okay, January. Okay, but you can over say
[02:46:07] You gotta be my boy. You can't say shit because I'm gonna be like
[02:46:10] And I need you to be like I was working. Yes, I'm not gonna say shit. I'm not I'm not gonna say nothing
[02:46:16] No, I'm just right. What about Moosh?
[02:46:20] I don't know you probably know Moosh is bad. So I can't talk about him on stream right now. You know me
[02:46:25] I can't talk about
[02:46:28] He said he said kill yourself three times three times in a chat, bro. You know what you chat
[02:46:34] No, yeah, you don't say so, you know, but I'll talk about him once it gets unbanned in in person
[02:46:39] His race me is kind of weak in text, but he's kind of weak.
[02:46:42] He's like just a 39 year old that kind of messaging me at that point.
[02:46:45] He's just like, yeah, but yeah, soon, soon, soon.
[02:46:48] It's good to see everybody.
[02:46:49] It's good to see the beautiful game, bro.
[02:46:50] Everybody coming together for the beautiful game.
[02:46:52] We have him, he's very handsome.
[02:46:54] You know what I'm saying?
[02:46:55] He's very handsome.
[02:46:56] Marlin's chopped, but we got Nick, he's very handsome.
[02:47:00] And we got Park G's song.
[02:47:01] Park G's song.
[02:47:03] Making a special appearance for us.
[02:47:05] Thank you, brother.
[02:47:06] Hey, buddy.
[02:47:07] chillin man let's fucking go bro
[02:47:13] we got coins? what do you have a coin for?
[02:47:17] we get for six? we get for six? they have fucking marlin bro
[02:47:21] marlin not playing something
[02:47:23] he's literally gonna play
[02:47:25] whoa do we have a
[02:47:29] are you ready?
[02:47:31] you ready?
[02:47:33] Hey, what the fuck, man?
[02:47:35] What the fuck, bro?
[02:47:36] What happened?
[02:47:37] What happened?
[02:47:38] I told him about the transfer.
[02:47:40] Okay, a lot of players don't have that.
[02:47:44] Hey, everybody, everybody!
[02:47:47] We about to play everybody!
[02:47:49] Everybody, to the middle line!
[02:47:51] Come here!
[02:47:52] Why didn't no one let...
[02:47:54] No one let...
[02:47:55] There you go.
[02:47:56] To the middle line!
[02:47:57] To the middle line!
[02:47:58] Yes, thank you, man.
[02:47:59] Thank you.
[02:48:00] Yo, make sure you take that.
[02:48:02] And then we'll be right here.
[02:48:04] Every fucking cameraman right here!
[02:48:07] Oh fuck.
[02:48:08] Everybody take this!
[02:48:09] Take this!
[02:48:10] Oh fuck!
[02:48:11] We're getting a bit of a crowd.
[02:48:14] There's just cameras everywhere.
[02:48:16] Look at this.
[02:48:17] All of the fucking cameramen.
[02:48:19] It's not planned, bro.
[02:48:21] I don't remember you after today.
[02:48:23] Uh...
[02:48:24] I think you should keep your clothes.
[02:48:26] I'm not in the mood for something like that.
[02:48:28] Why don't you want to see the effect?
[02:48:30] No, I'm not. No more.
[02:48:31] want to say whatever I said that day I never meant to I called you short I
[02:48:35] said I called you short I said some bullshit I said some bullshit I want to
[02:48:44] say today whatever happens in the field it's me and me and Rob versus
[02:48:51] Robert this old camera man we need a line all right hey if you're playing if
[02:48:58] If you're playing on a white line, if you're playing on a white line, camera man, over here!
[02:49:04] Brady, Brady, pull up!
[02:49:07] Oh, what's going on over here?
[02:49:08] No fucking negotiations, bro!
[02:49:10] I'm gonna first pick you now!
[02:49:14] Yo, yo, yo, on the line, on the line, on the line!
[02:49:17] Oh, shit, fuck it, fuck it, you can keep it, fuck it, all right.
[02:49:23] All right, boys!
[02:49:26] All right, all right, all right!
[02:49:28] All right, okay listen listen listen listen let's plot.
[02:49:35] Yo, shut up yo.
[02:49:37] Hey!
[02:49:38] Stop hitting him.
[02:49:39] Chill.
[02:49:40] Get on your fucking side man, we're getting the first pick.
[02:49:42] Yo, that's not how that works!
[02:49:44] Yo, you!
[02:49:45] That's not how that works!
[02:49:46] You!
[02:49:47] Come here!
[02:49:48] Come here!
[02:49:49] That's not how that works!
[02:49:50] Come here!
[02:49:51] Come here!
[02:49:52] That's not how that works!
[02:49:53] Yo, you!
[02:49:54] That's not how that works!
[02:49:55] You!
[02:49:56] Come here!
[02:49:57] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[02:49:59] Hey.
[02:49:59] What's up, man?
[02:50:00] What's up, man?
[02:50:01] I'm gonna do that.
[02:50:02] Nice one.
[02:50:02] He's got a gun.
[02:50:03] One, two, nice and right.
[02:50:04] All right, you got a quick flip.
[02:50:05] All right?
[02:50:06] Oh!
[02:50:07] I will give y'all your choice.
[02:50:09] Wait, don't do it yet.
[02:50:10] No, no, yeah, I know.
[02:50:11] Y'all have first place.
[02:50:12] Today, 2v2 football draft, me and Ron versus Lacey
[02:50:19] and Top Marlin.
[02:50:20] Give it up!
[02:50:21] Come on, y'all.
[02:50:22] Come on, come on, y'all.
[02:50:23] Come on, y'all.
[02:50:24] Come on, come on, y'all.
[02:50:26] There we go, there we go.
[02:50:27] We got mad players on the field. We're doing 6v6
[02:50:32] Five players on the pitch one goalie. So six total. Let's get this thing going
[02:50:38] There's no actual coin. There's no actual coin
[02:50:42] The do we have coins here coins
[02:50:48] Don't have a fucking listen hey
[02:50:52] Hey, hey go ahead pick
[02:50:57] You heard him.
[02:50:58] Tails never fails.
[02:50:59] Oh, heads.
[02:51:00] Heads.
[02:51:01] Three, two, one.
[02:51:02] It's for first pick.
[02:51:03] First pick.
[02:51:04] BANG!
[02:51:05] You already know who our first pick is.
[02:51:08] Hell no, that's not how it works.
[02:51:11] Everyone move out the way, we gotta look.
[02:51:13] Clear, clear, clear, clear.
[02:51:15] It's not going to work.
[02:51:17] It's not going to work.
[02:51:19] What are you talking about?
[02:51:21] Fuck no.
[02:51:22] You're gonna see by this game.
[02:51:23] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[02:51:24] Hey.
[02:51:25] Put up!
[02:51:26] I like this.
[02:51:29] Yeah.
[02:51:30] Where the foot is?
[02:51:31] Yo, it's good, bro.
[02:51:32] What up, gay?
[02:51:33] Fucking white speed, man.
[02:51:34] Tiki, brother.
[02:51:35] Nice to see you.
[02:51:36] Move it.
[02:51:37] Move it.
[02:51:38] Hey!
[02:51:39] We don't even need a thing, bro.
[02:51:40] You already know who, bro.
[02:51:41] I'm gonna mention it.
[02:51:42] And a mess.
[02:51:43] And?
[02:51:44] Stable.
[02:51:45] We got our first pick!
[02:51:46] We got our first pick!
[02:51:47] Listen, hey, tell everybody, brother.
[02:51:48] We got our first pick!
[02:51:49] We got our first pick!
[02:51:50] Listen, hey.
[02:51:51] Everybody
[02:51:53] It's our goalie right here all-time goalie not a single goal today. Go ahead
[02:51:59] Because you said that right before we even keep me you didn't give me the millie
[02:52:10] No, I'm the mess winner lose though
[02:52:21] Who you gonna choose bro?
[02:52:23] I know, I know, I know.
[02:52:26] You know who's good?
[02:52:27] No, no, I know, I know.
[02:52:28] I can't, I can't.
[02:52:29] Relax, relax, relax, relax.
[02:52:31] Relax.
[02:52:32] I made this joke.
[02:52:33] How much fear is you have of all?
[02:52:36] Um, not much.
[02:52:37] I got a question.
[02:52:38] No, simple question.
[02:52:39] Are you a goalkeeper?
[02:52:40] You're so handsome.
[02:52:41] Oh god.
[02:52:42] We're not getting to know.
[02:52:43] You're welcome.
[02:52:44] I don't move for anybody.
[02:52:46] Yo, let's go.
[02:52:47] Everybody stretch versus skins.
[02:52:48] I'm trying to take a second pick.
[02:52:55] Second pick?
[02:52:56] Bro.
[02:52:57] That seems cool.
[02:52:58] Right there?
[02:52:59] Okay.
[02:53:00] Oh, oh my God.
[02:53:01] Okay, that's a good, that's a good first pick.
[02:53:04] Yes, I.
[02:53:05] Um.
[02:53:06] Okay.
[02:53:07] I mean, you already are, yo, come on, yo, get your second, hey, fat ass, why do you look
[02:53:35] at me?
[02:53:36] Get your second pick.
[02:53:37] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, yeah, we're good.
[02:53:41] They're stressing, bro, they're stressing.
[02:53:42] They have no idea who to pick, bro.
[02:53:44] It's actually hilarious.
[02:53:45] This is a cacopharm, muck a lot.
[02:53:46] It's a cacopharm.
[02:53:50] I'm scared to play it, bro.
[02:53:56] I'm so fucking excited.
[02:53:59] Is it like a challenge?
[02:54:00] Yo, do we get a timer on this pick?
[02:54:01] No, I get it, come on.
[02:54:02] We got it down there, quiet down.
[02:54:03] Bro, this is like 50 dudes, come on.
[02:54:07] off bro oh my god man
[02:54:13] there's some good players I know some people that are pretty good
[02:54:17] yeah yeah that's bad picks bad picks bad picks bad picks
[02:54:25] bad picks that's bad that is bad picks that's bad picks
[02:54:30] should I get the duo
[02:54:32] I don't want to know, do you guys have the reds?
[02:54:34] Both the reds.
[02:54:35] Are you sure?
[02:54:36] Are you sure?
[02:54:37] Don't fuck yourself.
[02:54:38] Yeah, yeah.
[02:54:39] Who did they hit before?
[02:54:40] Hey.
[02:54:41] Okay.
[02:54:42] What's that?
[02:54:43] No.
[02:54:44] What's so funny?
[02:54:45] Come on, honey.
[02:54:46] Who?
[02:54:47] Who DM'd you?
[02:54:48] I don't know, right?
[02:54:49] Fuck.
[02:54:50] It is.
[02:54:51] It is.
[02:54:52] It is.
[02:54:53] Fuck that.
[02:54:54] Fuck that.
[02:54:55] Fuck that.
[02:54:56] Fuck that.
[02:54:57] Fuck that.
[02:54:58] Fuck that.
[02:54:59] Hey, we got our third!
[02:55:00] Come on!
[02:55:01] Chop, chop, chop, Mr. Chop, chop, you're chopped.
[02:55:04] That Jason, ain't it?
[02:55:05] Chop, chop, no?
[02:55:06] Chop, too?
[02:55:07] Oh, I don't get it.
[02:55:13] Why do you call you chopped?
[02:55:14] Who?
[02:55:15] Uh, Marnad.
[02:55:16] They protect that.
[02:55:17] Wait, so as a coach, am I supposed to put people in and take people out?
[02:55:20] Yes.
[02:55:21] Oh, this is great.
[02:55:22] Okay.
[02:55:23] I got it.
[02:55:24] Okay.
[02:55:25] This is good.
[02:55:26] This is good.
[02:55:27] Who do we get?
[02:55:28] We need someone tall, though.
[02:55:38] Bad picks!
[02:55:39] Bad picks!
[02:55:40] Bad picks!
[02:55:41] I'm just getting everybody ass-miked up, bro.
[02:55:48] Alejandro!
[02:55:49] I
[02:56:04] Smells great
[02:56:19] It's nice Marlin scared to pick Braden bro
[02:56:31] Should we get braided just to bog them
[02:56:43] Bro chat there's no way we
[02:56:45] They're saying get chalala chalala
[02:56:49] I don't know.
[02:56:51] It's a baller.
[02:56:53] Baller.
[02:56:55] Baller is good.
[02:56:57] Baller.
[02:56:59] Baller.
[02:57:01] Baller.
[02:57:03] He's getting stressed out.
[02:57:05] He's getting stressed out.
[02:57:07] He's not.
[02:57:09] He's not.
[02:57:11] That's bad picks.
[02:57:13] That's great picks.
[02:57:15] That's great picks.
[02:57:17] I'm not even worried.
[02:57:19] I'm not even worried.
[02:57:21] I'm not even worried.
[02:57:23] I'm not even worried.
[02:57:25] I'm not even worried over here.
[02:57:27] Listen, if we can get Rated, just so he plays against Marlon Muggers,
[02:57:29] he can Muggle.
[02:57:31] I said Rated.
[02:57:33] I love you.
[02:57:35] He's not going to pick Rated.
[02:57:37] He knows we're getting Marlon Muggers.
[02:57:39] Rated is a safety picker.
[02:57:41] We are the security.
[02:57:43] You don't need to pick him now.
[02:57:45] Zavala! Zavala!
[02:57:47] Come on man, let's go to the team.
[02:57:49] Thank you.
[02:57:51] Welcome to the fucking team.
[02:57:53] Right there.
[02:57:55] Shrap up man.
[02:57:57] What about the plant position?
[02:57:59] Don't worry about it. We'll send you in.
[02:58:01] Thanks table.
[02:58:03] He's gone all over.
[02:58:05] Thanks table.
[02:58:07] Thanks table.
[02:58:09] Thanks table.
[02:58:11] Thanks table.
[02:58:13] over. Yo, it is bad. I go live, but they told me.
[02:58:19] We're late. We're late. They told me right now.
[02:58:23] K dabs dancing. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
[02:58:27] Ask more. I'm on the phone, but we're not working.
[02:58:31] Marlon's scared, right? Look where he's headed.
[02:58:34] Yeah, Marlon. Marlon is mocking you.
[02:58:36] Careful.
[02:58:37] He's getting mad, he does get mad, he's not going to pick brain for anything else.
[02:58:47] Chats done, you don't need tall people for, you need someone tall to, someone's got to
[02:58:57] The bicycle kick guy?
[02:58:59] Yeah, he's here.
[02:59:01] But they don't know that.
[02:59:03] That's the other version of Lacy.
[02:59:05] Let's get this one.
[02:59:07] Let's get this one.
[02:59:09] Let's get this one.
[02:59:11] Any day now!
[02:59:13] Anything?
[02:59:15] I'm an athlete.
[02:59:17] Can I say something?
[02:59:19] I put Jason in the seatbelt.
[02:59:21] Yes.
[02:59:23] I'm an athlete.
[02:59:25] I put Jason in the seatbelt yesterday.
[02:59:30] Yo, yo guys.
[02:59:31] Yo guys.
[02:59:32] Are you all gonna pick or you're fucking cumbersome?
[02:59:34] Ten years.
[02:59:35] Ten years. I'm waiting.
[02:59:36] He's got fucking metaglasses on, bro.
[02:59:37] He's gonna ask how many tiktok lights for sure.
[02:59:39] Hey, Marlon, make sure he asks you how many likes for fucking collab though.
[02:59:42] You see the...
[02:59:43] On Aussie, on Aussie.
[02:59:48] Oh shit.
[02:59:49] Nice, Harris.
[02:59:51] You got metaglasses.
[02:59:52] I'm not on it. I think we do.
[02:59:53] I think he's got them.
[02:59:54] Let me see let me see you one of the strip let's stretch out
[03:00:02] All right, what that's the ball back to me
[03:00:12] Oh, yeah, no
[03:00:24] He's got hard.
[03:00:26] He's got build.
[03:00:28] He's got build.
[03:00:30] He can't be asked with a zealster.
[03:00:32] Oh my god.
[03:00:34] Holy mog off.
[03:00:36] Oh my fucking mog off.
[03:00:38] Oh my god.
[03:00:40] I'm a dollar.
[03:00:42] Bro, they're just chipping in the ear.
[03:00:44] We're going to win.
[03:00:46] Have you picked me? We're going to win.
[03:00:48] Where's the ball at?
[03:00:50] I'm going to have a little bit of a chase.
[03:00:52] I might even give you a chance. I'm gonna say I'm gonna take it.
[03:00:54] I'm not even giving you a chance, Clayton.
[03:00:56] I'm gonna welcome you to the fucking team.
[03:00:58] Let's go.
[03:01:00] Way more appeal.
[03:01:02] Way more appeal.
[03:01:08] No, he's not bad. He's not bad.
[03:01:10] No, no, he's not bad.
[03:01:12] Not bad, bro.
[03:01:14] But that wasn't the best pick, but...
[03:01:18] Jada bro, how do I tell you your last pick bro?
[03:01:21] Jada, you have a backling on.
[03:01:23] No, no, no, I got, that's my shoes then.
[03:01:25] You don't want me to bring my shoes out.
[03:01:27] They're choosing white speed, bro.
[03:01:29] I lost.
[03:01:30] I lost.
[03:01:31] I lost.
[03:01:32] I lost.
[03:01:33] I lost.
[03:01:34] I lost.
[03:01:35] I lost.
[03:01:36] I lost.
[03:01:37] I lost.
[03:01:38] I lost.
[03:01:39] I lost.
[03:01:40] I lost.
[03:01:41] I lost.
[03:01:42] I lost.
[03:01:43] I lost.
[03:01:44] I lost.
[03:01:45] I lost.
[03:01:46] I lost.
[03:01:47] That's the fucking evil pep.
[03:01:49] Come on.
[03:01:50] Come on.
[03:01:51] Come on.
[03:01:52] Can we get an Aztec over the shores, bro?
[03:01:54] The shores.
[03:01:55] Hey, bro, the peps are still on the road.
[03:01:57] That's right.
[03:01:58] Thank you.
[03:01:59] You need to warm up.
[03:02:00] You need to warm up.
[03:02:01] This is...
[03:02:02] This is...
[03:02:03] This is the only way to get my speed.
[03:02:05] There's no way we can...
[03:02:06] I'm not getting away, man.
[03:02:07] Action.
[03:02:08] I got my speed.
[03:02:09] All right.
[03:02:10] Jesus.
[03:02:11] All right.
[03:02:12] What the fuck?
[03:02:13] Oh, my God.
[03:02:14] This is a short box.
[03:02:15] What's going on?
[03:02:16] Hey y'all suck man. Yeah, trap
[03:02:23] Yeah, I'm all the shit
[03:02:31] Yeah, I remember you cold
[03:02:33] players. I appreciate it bro. What's your name? Alberto. Alberto. Go crazy. You got
[03:02:44] 12 years of experience, right? Of course, I got more. I got 16. Come on, strap up,
[03:02:48] bro. How old are you? I'm 18, I started at 2. That's how you know who he is. What the
[03:02:52] fuck? I started earlier than everyone else. Hey, hey, that's not possible. I didn't
[03:02:55] even walk till I was 4. He's kicking balls at 2 years old. Oh, kicking balls at
[03:02:59] On my one-year birthday bro, I can't get enough of it.
[03:03:02] I'm being so dead out of it too, bro.
[03:03:04] Welcome to the fucking T-Shader, bro.
[03:03:06] Yo, Pick! Come on!
[03:03:11] Oh, they're already Pick here, right?
[03:03:14] Right here, right here, right here, right here.
[03:03:21] Come on, Pick! Let's pick.
[03:03:22] Hey, come on, bro.
[03:03:23] Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing?
[03:03:24] What are you doing?
[03:03:25] He's coming to us.
[03:03:26] What are you doing? I wanna do a trade.
[03:03:27] I wanna trade.
[03:03:28] Why are you shaking his hand, bro?
[03:03:31] Why are you shaking his hand?
[03:03:33] Are you on the arcade?
[03:03:34] I've never met him.
[03:03:35] That's why.
[03:03:36] Oh, just got him out.
[03:03:37] I don't like that.
[03:03:38] I don't like that.
[03:03:39] Oh, he's good.
[03:03:40] I don't like that.
[03:03:41] Stable.
[03:03:42] We met at Target.
[03:03:43] Go on to one of the teams.
[03:03:44] You can do that.
[03:03:45] All right, man.
[03:03:46] Let's trade.
[03:03:47] Let's trade.
[03:03:48] Let's trade right here.
[03:03:49] I want to hit.
[03:03:50] We want to hit.
[03:03:51] We don't want to fucking trade.
[03:03:52] I want to hit.
[03:03:53] I want to hit.
[03:03:54] You and your trade.
[03:03:55] All teams got to want to do it.
[03:03:56] Hitting on me.
[03:03:57] No, I know.
[03:03:58] Don't do that to me, bro.
[03:03:59] No, it's not.
[03:04:00] Go to the squad.
[03:04:01] Jason, you won't do that to me.
[03:04:03] You better get them up around here and meet them before.
[03:04:06] Big Pecker.
[03:04:07] Big Pecker.
[03:04:08] What did you do to him, bro?
[03:04:10] Hey, listen, listen.
[03:04:12] Marlon in to start running at him.
[03:04:14] Just like hugging him.
[03:04:15] OK?
[03:04:15] I got two of these shitty friends in the fucking room.
[03:04:18] It's OK.
[03:04:18] Come on.
[03:04:19] OK, you're good.
[03:04:20] Let's go.
[03:04:20] Come on.
[03:04:21] We got X.
[03:04:21] Oh.
[03:04:22] Oh, shit.
[03:04:23] That's cool.
[03:04:24] OK, we're good.
[03:04:26] We're good.
[03:04:26] We're good! We're good!
[03:04:28] We're giving like three.
[03:04:32] I chill.
[03:04:36] We got good things.
[03:04:37] I don't even want Jay down.
[03:04:38] I'm not alive.
[03:04:39] I'm not even a little bit.
[03:04:44] Yesterday, we explored a single goal,
[03:04:45] because of me.
[03:04:46] You get picked. You're playing for one minute.
[03:04:48] You got one minute to play.
[03:04:49] You shouldn't be in the game.
[03:04:51] This is my fucking event.
[03:04:52] Bro, you are cheese.
[03:04:54] Come on.
[03:04:55] Fuck you got backfully on
[03:05:09] I don't want you down. I don't want to meet a little bit. So yeah, many glasses
[03:05:14] Are you gonna ask me like
[03:05:25] No, no, no, you're not supposed to show them that you're not supposed to show the team.
[03:05:51] Well, I'm the team.
[03:05:53] I'm maybe very well.
[03:05:54] No, I'm fine now.
[03:05:56] I need you locked in.
[03:05:57] I'm going to send you in.
[03:05:58] I'm going to send you in.
[03:05:59] I'm going to send you in.
[03:06:00] You guys don't have a bigger size?
[03:06:02] Locked in, I'm locked in.
[03:06:04] I'm going to send you in when I need you, OK?
[03:06:06] Hey, I'm not telling you I'm locked in.
[03:06:07] I'm not telling you I'm locked in.
[03:06:09] Hi, hi, I'm, uh, it's plague, bro.
[03:06:13] Um, I need one extra jersey.
[03:06:18] Your jersey, for Corcha.
[03:06:21] Wait, Ron! Ron! You got one jersey? Give it a red!
[03:06:30] Okay, it's time to win, bro. It's time to fucking win.
[03:06:38] Ron!
[03:06:42] Hey!
[03:06:48] Yes! Come on! Woo!
[03:06:51] He just told the whole team that he's starting, they're starting.
[03:06:59] How are you out of breath?
[03:07:01] Stop playing, bro.
[03:07:03] You good?
[03:07:05] When I said you would, I wouldn't run at people.
[03:07:07] Okay, I got you.
[03:07:09] Push them.
[03:07:11] Yeah, go ahead.
[03:07:12] Hey, team Ram!
[03:07:13] Team Ram!
[03:07:14] Come on, pull up, pull up, pull up.
[03:07:16] Everybody, everybody, everybody.
[03:07:17] Come here, come here, come here.
[03:07:19] See y'all today. We drafted a better team. We are a hundred percent better than they got no fucking trash ass team
[03:07:26] Alright, the only way they win is if we give up and I gave me enough if they score more goals is how we lose
[03:07:33] That's how the game works. All right. Listen only not a single goal today. No fucking goals. All right
[03:07:40] Listen, listen, listen boys listen as the coach for today
[03:07:44] Every single time there's a goal at the end of this
[03:07:47] 40 burpees each.
[03:07:49] 40?
[03:07:50] What the 40 burpees you got?
[03:07:51] Me tell me?
[03:07:52] 40?
[03:07:53] What we all gonna do then?
[03:07:54] Oh!
[03:07:55] There we go!
[03:07:56] You good?
[03:07:57] They great man.
[03:07:58] Welcome to the fucking squad.
[03:07:59] Welcome back.
[03:08:00] Are you talking like 40 burpees?
[03:08:01] Oh shi-
[03:08:02] Alright let's fucking, let's break a-
[03:08:05] No let's fuck that.
[03:08:07] We got it.
[03:08:08] Okay, okay.
[03:08:10] Get a second.
[03:08:11] Get a second.
[03:08:12] We are Naples!
[03:08:15] Hahaha!
[03:08:17] Cheers.
[03:08:19] Hey you are going to win some tomatoes like this,向
[03:08:23] the coffee.
[03:08:25] Hey cool gota, have a f definitely more죠.
[03:08:28] S Share.
[03:08:29] Was that great?
[03:08:31] Thank you guys and thanks for watching.
[03:08:35] Don't forget to subscribe to the channel and
[03:08:40] Here we fucking go, y'all.
[03:08:47] You got me?
[03:08:50] What the fuck?
[03:08:52] I didn't look at clown, bro.
[03:08:54] He's a dumb muggy, bro.
[03:08:56] All right, who got the speaker, man?
[03:08:59] All right.
[03:09:01] Everyone line up for the next one, Adam, y'all.
[03:09:03] Line up, please. One big line. Here we go.
[03:09:05] Hey, coach, your face up.
[03:09:07] God, I'm down.
[03:09:08] Make the face, make the face, line up,
[03:09:10] make a single foul line.
[03:09:11] Oh my God.
[03:09:12] Gather around our coaches.
[03:09:13] Let's gather around our coaches.
[03:09:14] Holy shit.
[03:09:19] Wait up for the camera man to go through.
[03:09:21] Can I throw it on?
[03:09:25] Oh, fuck your breath smells like shit.
[03:09:27] I'm sorry about that, Todd, it's fucked too.
[03:09:30] Not worth it.
[03:09:31] Cue the music, maybe.
[03:09:32] Can we get the next hat, please?
[03:09:33] We need it to be in the middle of all this.
[03:09:35] Make space, make space, make space, make space.
[03:10:35] You have a 50 camera!
[03:10:40] You have a 50 camera!
[03:10:44] You have a party camera, bro!
[03:10:50] Yeah, no, no, no, no.
[03:10:53] Let's get out of here. Let's get this going, baby.
[03:10:56] And the Land of the Blue!
[03:11:03] Come on!
[03:11:06] Come on!
[03:11:08] Check what's there.
[03:11:10] There we go!
[03:11:12] Come on!
[03:11:14] Oh man, it's only goal!
[03:11:17] Hey, cameraman!
[03:11:20] How are we doing this? Yo!
[03:11:22] It's too many.
[03:11:24] They're probably at the center side.
[03:11:26] Oh yeah for sure.
[03:11:27] Hey!
[03:11:29] Hey cameraman, y'all no other field.
[03:11:32] Too many cameraman.
[03:11:34] I'll be by the door.
[03:11:36] Outlaw? Listen, just gonna record in my face.
[03:11:39] Anyone? I'm starting.
[03:11:42] I'm gonna make the decision besides starting.
[03:11:44] How many people are on at once?
[03:11:45] I'm starting.
[03:11:46] It's six or five?
[03:11:47] It's six, including the goalie.
[03:11:49] Including the goalie for five.
[03:11:50] Let me put my shirt on.
[03:11:51] Hey, hey, I need everyone to line up.
[03:11:53] I need to put my starting five.
[03:11:54] I'm starting five.
[03:11:55] Hey!
[03:11:56] Hey!
[03:11:57] Hey!
[03:11:58] You're gonna be playing along me.
[03:11:59] Besides the goalie.
[03:12:00] I need my starting five there.
[03:12:01] I'm telling you what.
[03:12:02] I'm telling you what.
[03:12:03] Right there.
[03:12:04] Right there.
[03:12:05] All right.
[03:12:06] Starting five.
[03:12:07] Jason's van.
[03:12:08] Jason.
[03:12:09] There you go.
[03:12:10] So that's for number one.
[03:12:11] Number one.
[03:12:12] Number two.
[03:12:13] Come on.
[03:12:14] No.
[03:12:15] What are we?
[03:12:16] What are we?
[03:12:17] No.
[03:12:18] No.
[03:12:19] No.
[03:12:20] No.
[03:12:21] No.
[03:12:22] We're going to hold him for a minute.
[03:12:25] What the fuck, Alan?
[03:12:30] What's our team doing?
[03:12:32] Brother, we ran out of jerseys, gang.
[03:12:37] You came like 30 minutes too late.
[03:12:39] Any injured is there to go to.
[03:12:40] Okay, yeah.
[03:12:41] I'm going to do all of you.
[03:12:42] And then, golly, golly.
[03:12:44] Golly's already in the goal.
[03:12:46] Okay, how many minutes is the game?
[03:12:50] Total so I gotta give everyone playtime you know I'm saying you see
[03:12:58] Each half 20 20 minutes. Oh, this is me a lot of swapping them. I'm not gonna lie
[03:13:04] Listen boys, I might be aggressive. I might call everyone, you know wrong names. I might say yo, yo, yo chop face come out
[03:13:10] You know I'm gonna be like that. No
[03:13:13] I'm gonna create nicknames as the game goes. It's listen the open listen
[03:13:20] One, two, three, four.
[03:13:22] Hey, where's a few?
[03:13:24] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[03:13:26] Come on the field, though.
[03:13:27] What?
[03:13:28] Oh!
[03:13:29] That's all right, play it.
[03:13:30] Okay.
[03:13:31] Listen, keep your ears open.
[03:13:32] All right?
[03:13:33] What are you looking at, bro?
[03:13:34] Wait, so where's the sideline?
[03:13:35] We're going to be over there by the door.
[03:13:37] I'm going to be like, go!
[03:13:39] What's wrong, bro?
[03:13:40] You upset?
[03:13:41] I'm going to paint Richard's on the player anyway.
[03:13:43] What?
[03:13:44] Paint Richard?
[03:13:45] Paint Richard?
[03:13:46] Yeah, like a sixth man.
[03:13:47] Like, come off the bench and perform.
[03:13:48] Like a little Williams.
[03:13:49] Oh, Bradley Ville, you only started me there?
[03:14:02] All right, bro, wait, you're staying in?
[03:14:04] Yeah.
[03:14:19] Hey
[03:14:38] Do I play soccer stop playing with me, bro
[03:14:43] Oh, hell no, they got they got hella America over there you suck
[03:14:49] I did this last time right here. That's fine.
[03:14:55] Alright, anyone ready?
[03:15:15] Come on!
[03:15:20] There we go, there we go, there we go.
[03:15:22] Nice, nice, nice, nice.
[03:15:24] Get in there, get in there.
[03:15:26] Yeah, get physical. Oh, no, no, no, no.
[03:15:28] Nice, easy. There you go, man.
[03:15:32] We shot, we shot like that.
[03:15:34] Oh, no.
[03:15:35] Get the nick, get the nick. You got it, you got it.
[03:15:38] I cannot play this.
[03:15:39] It's not possible.
[03:15:40] Like that.
[03:15:41] Nice, Nick.
[03:15:42] Keep working.
[03:15:43] Nice.
[03:15:44] Oh, yeah.
[03:15:45] Go, go, go.
[03:15:46] Oh!
[03:15:47] I can't see names yo fuck. I gotta how do I how do I call you back? Come on. Come on. Come on
[03:15:54] Be with him. Easy. Slow down. I like that. I like that after there. There we go.
[03:15:59] Like the spurs like the spurs
[03:16:02] And give a rolling pass. No bounce pass. Yeah, get aggressive. Nice. Nice. Nice Jason. I just farted
[03:16:08] I'm not gonna let it go.
[03:16:09] Yes!
[03:16:10] Great deal.
[03:16:11] Wait, wait!
[03:16:12] No, no, no.
[03:16:13] I saw you, I saw you, I saw you.
[03:16:16] Nice!
[03:16:16] Good shot.
[03:16:17] Great shot, that's a great shot.
[03:16:18] Great shot, keep it, I like that.
[03:16:20] I like that.
[03:16:21] You keep doing that, you won't get some cookies after.
[03:16:23] Cookies?
[03:16:24] Yo, ref, can you do something?
[03:16:26] Thanks.
[03:16:29] Come on.
[03:16:30] I'm about to get Jason out.
[03:16:31] Your chat is not too many players.
[03:16:32] It's five plus people.
[03:16:33] You want to get Jason out?
[03:16:34] Five plus people.
[03:16:35] You want to get Jason out?
[03:16:35] You want to get Jason out?
[03:16:36] Come on, come on.
[03:16:37] Jason, I'm about to get you out.
[03:16:38] Fuck you talking about show me something. Okay. Just let it fly, huh?
[03:16:42] Slow down boys. Let me see your defense wolf. Hey stick the formation good
[03:16:58] Yo, right oh
[03:17:02] Yeah, oh, yeah, who better get my oh, yeah, he's on that he's on that he's
[03:17:08] Hey ref! Hey ref!
[03:17:10] Come on, are you fucking blowing ref?
[03:17:12] Are they crying?
[03:17:14] We need to get through that defense.
[03:17:16] Vamos!
[03:17:18] You need to get through that defense.
[03:17:20] Why is Jason speaking Spanish?
[03:17:22] I don't know.
[03:17:24] Nice, keep using your body.
[03:17:26] Oh!
[03:17:28] Nice, and they get there, and they're good, and they're good, and they're good, and they're good.
[03:17:30] Nice!
[03:17:32] Good defense!
[03:17:34] I'm talking, I'm talking.
[03:17:36] Good, good, Pat.
[03:17:38] He's slow down, good.
[03:17:40] Nice, nice.
[03:17:42] We got time, we got time, we got time.
[03:17:44] They're good, amigo.
[03:17:46] Vamos, vamos, vamos.
[03:17:48] Good job, brother.
[03:17:50] That's my first beat.
[03:17:52] That's my first beat.
[03:17:54] Hatter, hatter, hatter.
[03:17:56] Good job, good strong body.
[03:17:58] Good box shot.
[03:18:00] Good, good.
[03:18:02] Long game.
[03:18:04] one good wait get there don't you get there oh my god don't go now fuck
[03:18:10] this is this is gonna be a close game no one's gonna get I'm surprised nice I'm
[03:18:14] really stay there we don't need pressure we need pressure Jason Jason I
[03:18:17] need to see something like I need a good defense Jason I need to see
[03:18:20] Something
[03:18:44] You're done for 30 seconds minimum I'll send you back in attack. Don't worry. That was bad
[03:18:50] What the fuck was that?
[03:18:52] What the fuck was that?
[03:18:53] I'm gonna put you back out for 30 seconds.
[03:18:55] How do we do that?
[03:18:56] I don't know, just reset.
[03:18:57] He just dumbed me.
[03:18:58] I know, I know.
[03:18:59] Just reset.
[03:19:00] Who the fuck is that, bro?
[03:19:01] He's not even Mexican, bro.
[03:19:02] What does that even have to do with anybody?
[03:19:04] Repress.
[03:19:05] Stay there, stay there.
[03:19:06] Stay there.
[03:19:07] Next, next, next, next, next, next.
[03:19:08] Hold on.
[03:19:09] Hold on.
[03:19:10] Keep your keep.
[03:19:11] Nice corner.
[03:19:12] You're cheap, you're cheap, you're cheap, you're cheap.
[03:19:14] Alright, listen, talk to me.
[03:19:16] Don't get tired, don't get tired.
[03:19:18] There you go.
[03:19:20] It's all you.
[03:19:21] It's all what the young says.
[03:19:23] Yeah, we're good.
[03:19:25] Five sirens.
[03:19:26] Five sirens.
[03:19:28] That's all you got!
[03:19:29] That's all you got!
[03:19:30] That's all you got!
[03:19:31] That's all you got!
[03:19:32] I said, go!
[03:19:33] That's all you got!
[03:19:34] What was that?
[03:19:35] What was that?
[03:19:36] It's okay.
[03:19:37] That's just 40 burpees at the end.
[03:19:39] That's all you got.
[03:19:40] What's your grade, too?
[03:19:41] That's fine.
[03:19:42] It's fine.
[03:19:43] It's fine.
[03:19:44] He's a hostage.
[03:19:45] How many times do I say I have a whole lot of money?
[03:19:46] Why am I getting McDonald's ad on my phone?
[03:19:49] Oh my God.
[03:19:53] Come on, play hard.
[03:19:54] You guys gotta play more aggressive.
[03:19:56] Nice.
[03:19:57] There you go, Brandon.
[03:19:58] That's you, Nick.
[03:19:59] Aggressive.
[03:20:00] Wait, what?
[03:20:01] No, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
[03:20:02] Oh, fuck.
[03:20:03] We're all going to take strikes out.
[03:20:04] We're going to take strikes out.
[03:20:05] No, I don't know what to do with the delay.
[03:20:06] Okay, let's give them more defense.
[03:20:07] We need defense.
[03:20:08] We need defense.
[03:20:09] We need defense there.
[03:20:10] We have two strikers.
[03:20:11] Nice, Nick.
[03:20:12] Nice, Nick.
[03:20:13] Come back, come back.
[03:20:14] Easy, we got that.
[03:20:15] We're gonna save you buddy
[03:20:45] No
[03:21:15] Whoa, come on, come on, play aggressive.
[03:21:19] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're moving out, we're moving out.
[03:21:21] What the fuck?
[03:21:22] We're going to stay too rich, too rich, too rich, too good.
[03:21:24] Oh, good, I like that.
[03:21:25] Aggressive, great, aggressive.
[03:21:27] Communicate, communicate.
[03:21:29] Form an edit, come on, go.
[03:21:31] Stay there, Nick.
[03:21:32] This is your chair.
[03:21:33] It's all on you, no.
[03:21:35] That's not out.
[03:21:36] That's not out?
[03:21:37] That's not out, really?
[03:21:39] Nice, Nick.
[03:21:40] What the fuck?
[03:21:41] Keep staying, keep staying, keep.
[03:21:43] Shoot him!
[03:21:45] Oh no!
[03:21:47] Shoot him!
[03:21:49] I love him too!
[03:21:51] Kill the cake!
[03:21:53] No brother!
[03:21:55] No, no, no, no!
[03:21:57] The shot!
[03:21:59] You missed the high!
[03:22:01] Give me the ball!
[03:22:03] Give me the ball!
[03:22:05] Get out of this!
[03:22:07] Can I see?
[03:22:09] Oh yes!
[03:22:11] What about one more fight?
[03:22:13] Back up, back up, back up, back up!
[03:22:15] Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep!
[03:22:17] What a mess.
[03:22:19] What a mess.
[03:22:21] Hey, hey, keep shooting!
[03:22:23] Hey, hey!
[03:22:25] Tattoo light, tattoo light, tattoo light!
[03:22:27] Salvador!
[03:22:29] Salvador!
[03:22:31] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[03:22:33] Salvador!
[03:22:35] You're a fuck!
[03:22:37] Yeah, come on, come on, go on, go on, go on.
[03:22:39] You got me something.
[03:22:40] If Jason's asked, you're going to go.
[03:22:41] Again, that's your game.
[03:22:42] There you go, there you go.
[03:22:43] Yup, yup, yup, yup.
[03:22:47] We're good, we're good, we're good.
[03:22:48] We're good, we're good.
[03:22:49] So now, it's got to be legal, we're good.
[03:22:50] All good, all good.
[03:22:51] Come on, come on.
[03:22:52] What do you think, is somebody in for Nick?
[03:22:55] I think I need to strike him right now.
[03:22:57] I think it's Brazilian, Brazilian, Brazilian.
[03:23:00] Yo, aggressive!
[03:23:02] Play, bodies!
[03:23:04] Hey, where's my, oh no, that can't be happening.
[03:23:07] Oh my god.
[03:23:08] Come on, come on, come on.
[03:23:09] Oh my god.
[03:23:10] Yes, coach.
[03:23:11] Yes.
[03:23:12] Yes.
[03:23:13] Yes.
[03:23:14] What do you think?
[03:23:15] What's up?
[03:23:16] Top right.
[03:23:17] Top right.
[03:23:18] Jason.
[03:23:19] Jason, get the fuck out.
[03:23:20] What are you?
[03:23:21] What happened?
[03:23:22] Oh my god.
[03:23:23] Jason.
[03:23:24] Come on.
[03:23:25] Come on.
[03:23:26] Come on.
[03:23:27] Wait.
[03:23:28] Wait.
[03:23:29] Oh my god.
[03:23:30] Jason.
[03:23:31] Come on.
[03:23:32] Come on.
[03:23:33] Come on.
[03:23:34] Wait.
[03:23:35] Wait.
[03:23:36] Wait.
[03:23:37] Wait.
[03:23:38] You never see so work. It's hard as I will
[03:23:46] You'll never see
[03:24:08] You need a break? You need a break from us?
[03:24:10] Yo, Brandon, up!
[03:24:12] Jason, you're out!
[03:24:14] Get back in. Get back in.
[03:24:16] Jason, you're out! I'm out!
[03:24:18] You're out. Yo, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, you're out too.
[03:24:20] Nick, take a breather!
[03:24:22] Take a breather!
[03:24:24] I need a breather. I need you right back out, okay?
[03:24:26] I need you right back out.
[03:24:28] I don't want to. I don't want to, buddy.
[03:24:30] Alright!
[03:24:32] Alright, I need you right back in there.
[03:24:34] You guys?
[03:24:36] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:24:37] We didn't do that bad!
[03:24:38] Fuck off, fuck off!
[03:24:39] We didn't do that bad!
[03:24:40] What's this adjacent?
[03:24:41] What the fuck is this?
[03:24:42] You got fucking nutmeg three times!
[03:24:43] Whatever it's called, bro.
[03:24:45] No, no, no!
[03:24:45] Are you hurt?
[03:24:46] Are you good?
[03:24:46] No, no, no!
[03:24:47] Get it out!
[03:24:48] Come on, show me something!
[03:24:49] Come on, back!
[03:24:50] Yes!
[03:24:51] No, no, no!
[03:24:52] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:24:53] No!
[03:24:53] No!
[03:24:54] We're good, we're good.
[03:24:54] I don't know what's in it.
[03:24:55] Hold this.
[03:24:56] What do you think?
[03:24:56] I got about three.
[03:24:58] Oh no.
[03:24:58] I got a glass.
[03:25:00] Okay.
[03:25:00] Good body.
[03:25:01] Get that with your hands!
[03:25:02] Come on!
[03:25:02] Come on.
[03:25:06] Yo, you wanna fucking complain?
[03:25:08] This is your 40th birthday right now.
[03:25:10] Go down and do it.
[03:25:11] There you go, there you go.
[03:25:12] This whole stuff and I'm fucking big too old.
[03:25:13] I don't, I don't, I don't.
[03:25:16] I beat it out!
[03:25:17] I like you, I like you.
[03:25:19] I'm thinking about seeing my first take.
[03:25:21] Oh my god.
[03:25:22] Get it out!
[03:25:23] No, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
[03:25:25] I'm not gonna hang you up on my couch.
[03:25:27] I'm not gonna hang you up on my couch.
[03:25:28] Oh no, you fuck up your fire!
[03:25:30] He's clashing around.
[03:25:31] He's not even playing his position.
[03:25:32] OK, hold on a minute.
[03:25:33] What's his friend name?
[03:25:35] What the fuck was that?
[03:25:36] Back down, man.
[03:25:37] I told you defense.
[03:25:38] I need aggressive.
[03:25:39] I need aggressive.
[03:25:40] He's good, he's good.
[03:25:43] My blue shorts is good.
[03:25:45] Blue shorts, get ready.
[03:25:47] Pink shoes got to come out.
[03:25:48] Yeah, you're not the game.
[03:25:49] Hey, pink shoes!
[03:25:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:25:51] Five.
[03:25:52] Good, good, good.
[03:25:53] Pink shorts.
[03:25:54] Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
[03:25:56] Quick break for you.
[03:25:57] Quick reset.
[03:25:59] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[03:26:01] Hey, hey, hey!
[03:26:02] Let him message, let him message, let him message,
[03:26:03] let him message, let him message!
[03:26:04] Oh, he's just licking down, that's your five.
[03:26:05] Did he just break it out?
[03:26:06] Wait, we fucked up.
[03:26:07] We chose a long team.
[03:26:12] Oh my God, this guy knows how to play.
[03:26:14] I like this, I like this, I like this.
[03:26:16] Nah, we're good, we're good.
[03:26:18] Ain't no rules with that.
[03:26:19] You, where?
[03:26:20] Where?
[03:26:21] You can't pick up the ball!
[03:26:22] You can't pick up the ball!
[03:26:23] That's a, hey, hey, hit that!
[03:26:25] Hit that!
[03:26:26] That's a penalty, man!
[03:26:29] THAT'S A FUCKING PENERY!
[03:26:30] He tied his hand, Bobby!
[03:26:31] OH MY DAYS!
[03:26:32] OH MY DAYS!
[03:26:34] OH MY DAYS!
[03:26:36] ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
[03:26:38] THE FUCK IS THAT?
[03:26:39] The fuck are these whiffs, man?
[03:26:42] Getting a fucking headache.
[03:26:46] Get there, get there, get there, get there.
[03:26:47] He's tired of you.
[03:26:49] Let's see who's fighting to knock these out.
[03:26:52] Show me something.
[03:26:52] Nick, this is good, bro.
[03:26:54] Good.
[03:26:54] On S.
[03:26:55] Good.
[03:26:56] Good.
[03:26:56] Finish.
[03:26:57] YAAAHHHHHHHH!
[03:27:01] Let's go!
[03:27:03] He's good!
[03:27:04] He's our sleeper.
[03:27:05] That's our sleeper, bro.
[03:27:06] That's our sleeper.
[03:27:07] Does anyone need a break?
[03:27:08] Does anyone need a break?
[03:27:09] No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:27:10] Shut the fuck up.
[03:27:12] Whoa.
[03:27:13] Watch, watch, watch.
[03:27:14] Watch, watch.
[03:27:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:27:16] Shut, shut, shut.
[03:27:17] The one with the color in there?
[03:27:18] Hey, TG.
[03:27:19] Shut the fuck up.
[03:27:20] Hold it.
[03:27:21] Shut the fuck up.
[03:27:22] Hey.
[03:27:23] Hey, stay pushing up, okay?
[03:27:24] Hold it.
[03:27:25] Double Hose.
[03:27:26] Are you good?
[03:27:27] No, you're so
[03:27:34] Good good momentum momentum momentum
[03:27:38] The press press them
[03:27:48] No type of head game on you
[03:27:53] Get it out. Get it out. Nice. Oh, yeah
[03:27:56] Oh yeah, ice out, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
[03:27:59] Good try, nice try, nice try.
[03:28:01] Come on, come on, come on for a second.
[03:28:03] Hey, if it was a bigger pitch, that would've been it.
[03:28:05] Nice try, bro.
[03:28:06] I know, I know.
[03:28:07] Nice try.
[03:28:07] Keep going.
[03:28:08] Take a break, are you hurt?
[03:28:10] Are you hurt?
[03:28:10] Are you hurt?
[03:28:11] Are you okay?
[03:28:12] Are you okay?
[03:28:13] No, no, no, it's okay.
[03:28:14] What's going on?
[03:28:16] What's going on?
[03:28:17] Something's going on.
[03:28:17] I don't think there's a one.
[03:28:18] I feel like I'm on the pitch.
[03:28:19] I don't think there's a one in the pitch.
[03:28:22] A one?
[03:28:22] I'm trying Pablo.
[03:28:23] Try Pablo.
[03:28:24] Nice, Nick.
[03:28:25] Good, Nick. Use your body. Good. Good, Nick.
[03:28:28] Oh, he's right there. He needs to get out.
[03:28:30] He's good. He's good. He got us.
[03:28:32] He got us.
[03:28:34] Why is white speech so funny?
[03:28:36] Get in there for white speech.
[03:28:38] Nice, Nick.
[03:28:40] Nick, follow him. Follow him. Follow him.
[03:28:42] Here you go.
[03:28:44] I'm about to put you guys in one sec.
[03:28:46] Okay. Okay.
[03:28:48] I need to see that.
[03:28:50] Go. Hey!
[03:28:52] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[03:29:24] You have 30 seconds to impress me.
[03:29:26] You're back out.
[03:29:28] Impressed, mate.
[03:29:30] Let's go! Let's go!
[03:29:32] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[03:29:34] Go ref!
[03:29:36] You're hitting our teammate!
[03:29:38] You're hitting our teammate!
[03:29:40] Oh.
[03:29:42] Come on, Becca!
[03:29:44] He's just walking.
[03:29:46] What are you doing here?
[03:29:48] He's out of breath. He's out of breath.
[03:29:50] Oh, I like to sign up. I like to sign up right now.
[03:29:52] That's got me
[03:29:58] I think right here.
[03:30:00] The problem is Jason we haven't even got a shot.
[03:30:02] Like a good shot.
[03:30:04] They got way too good of defense here.
[03:30:07] Becca, Becca, Becca.
[03:30:09] Oh, oh!
[03:30:11] Becca, you're fucking out!
[03:30:13] Messi, go in.
[03:30:15] No, wait, is her half-tripped?
[03:30:17] He's already out of there.
[03:30:18] No, wait, he's already out of there.
[03:30:20] Messi!
[03:30:21] Where's Messi?
[03:30:22] Is Messi in?
[03:30:23] I'm out!
[03:30:24] Where's Messi?
[03:30:25] Pekka, out!
[03:30:26] Pekka, get out!
[03:30:27] Pekka, get out!
[03:30:28] Pekka, get out!
[03:30:29] What the fuck, man?
[03:30:31] Get the shit out there, man.
[03:30:32] Get the shit out there.
[03:30:33] All the value.
[03:30:34] Get the shit out there.
[03:30:35] We need to reform Elixir.
[03:30:36] Good, Nick!
[03:30:37] Good hustle, Nick!
[03:30:38] You see, I told you Nick...
[03:30:39] Elcoach?
[03:30:40] Fuck you.
[03:30:41] I need to see...
[03:30:42] We're down right now.
[03:30:43] We need time.
[03:30:44] We need time.
[03:30:45] Nice try.
[03:30:46] Nice try.
[03:30:47] Oh
[03:31:17] Watch the ref, watch the ref, watch the ref.
[03:31:19] Get on, get on.
[03:31:20] Watch the ref, watch the ref.
[03:31:21] Press the ref, follow the press.
[03:31:23] Actually, that's all you, yup, yup, there you go.
[03:31:25] Good, go, go, go, go.
[03:31:27] Through his leg.
[03:31:28] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:31:31] I need to see something, I need to see something,
[03:31:33] or you guys are out.
[03:31:35] It's too quiet.
[03:31:36] There's three of us.
[03:31:37] There it is.
[03:31:38] No, no, no, no.
[03:31:40] Everyone, get on!
[03:31:41] Get on!
[03:31:42] Some of you, some of you.
[03:31:44] Some of you, some of you.
[03:31:45] Some of you for someone else being lazy.
[03:31:46] Nick, again, again.
[03:31:47] Yeah, that's a great pick.
[03:31:50] That's a great pick.
[03:31:51] That's a great pick.
[03:31:53] That's my fucking super stuff.
[03:31:55] You all got a team of scrubs.
[03:31:56] You all got a team of scrubs.
[03:31:58] Hey, watch out.
[03:31:59] Watch out.
[03:31:59] Yo, you fucking little puttin' this.
[03:32:02] Hey, don't puttin' this.
[03:32:03] Blue shirt.
[03:32:04] Blue shirt.
[03:32:04] A brown shirt.
[03:32:05] A secret weapon in there.
[03:32:06] Yo, yo, brown shirt.
[03:32:07] Look at that, Nick.
[03:32:08] Yeah, out.
[03:32:10] Momentum.
[03:32:11] Get it, get it.
[03:32:12] Get it in 30 seconds.
[03:32:13] Quick, quick.
[03:32:14] Come on, go over.
[03:32:15] Oh, yeah, we're good now.
[03:32:16] Yeah, we're good.
[03:32:17] We're good, we're good, we're good.
[03:32:18] Yo, yes, yes, yes, I like that.
[03:32:21] He's got literally, I'm sorry.
[03:32:24] He has 30 seconds to address.
[03:32:25] Go to the other right, go to the other right.
[03:32:26] Great, I might go in.
[03:32:27] All the way to the right, yeah, right in the right.
[03:32:28] All the way in the right, right there.
[03:32:30] You're sweating, relax, reset, we're going back in.
[03:32:34] 30 seconds, start now, show me something.
[03:32:36] Stay down for a little bit, stay down for a little bit.
[03:32:38] Yes, Jason, oh no, oh no, Jason.
[03:32:41] I'm about to send Jason out, oh no.
[03:32:43] Oh no, Jason.
[03:32:45] What are you?
[03:32:46] Show me something, show me something, show me something.
[03:32:48] Hey, hey, you don't know what you're doing.
[03:32:50] Yeah.
[03:32:51] No.
[03:32:52] Oh my God.
[03:32:53] He's the best dog.
[03:32:55] What, what?
[03:32:55] Oh my God.
[03:32:57] You have nice, that gets to show me something.
[03:32:59] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[03:33:00] Give me a goal, give me a goal.
[03:33:01] We need another one for half time.
[03:33:03] Bang.
[03:33:04] Yeah, good shot, good shot.
[03:33:06] Hey, keep fighting that area.
[03:33:07] Good shot.
[03:33:07] Hey, oh everything about football,
[03:33:09] fighting the horse, put the ball through the neck.
[03:33:11] Yeah.
[03:33:11] Good job, brother.
[03:33:13] To chase him.
[03:33:13] Hey, bang, see that left.
[03:33:15] Hey, Brandon, Brandon, the bench warm over there?
[03:33:18] Is the bench staying warm?
[03:33:20] Just making sure the bench is staying warm, that's all.
[03:33:23] No!
[03:33:25] My team's falling apart.
[03:33:27] Oh my God.
[03:33:28] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yes.
[03:33:33] Straight pajamas, get out.
[03:33:35] Metaglasses, you're out.
[03:33:37] Metaglasses, you're out.
[03:33:40] I need you to climb.
[03:33:42] Go, get out quickly.
[03:33:44] Turn, turn, go!
[03:33:46] Money will all be saved.
[03:33:48] Middle glasses, get the fuck out!
[03:33:50] My god.
[03:33:54] Yes!
[03:33:56] Yes!
[03:33:58] Beautiful.
[03:34:00] You have 30-minute half-time.
[03:34:04] 30-minute half-time.
[03:34:06] Never again.
[03:34:08] Pessus!
[03:34:10] Hold on.
[03:34:12] Give me one second, I'm gonna get you back in again, okay?
[03:34:14] You just, I know, that's all right, that's all right.
[03:34:17] Oh my, oh my, nice.
[03:34:19] Good defense, I'll put him deep in.
[03:34:21] Go, go, go, go, get him out of here.
[03:34:23] That's a great way to get the ball out there.
[03:34:24] Brayden, show me.
[03:34:25] Stay there, five, five, grab him from him.
[03:34:27] Yes, Brayden, yes, yes, aggressive.
[03:34:29] Go, go, go, five, five, five, five, five, five.
[03:34:31] He's a little boy, he's a little boy.
[03:34:33] Oh my God.
[03:34:34] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[03:34:36] Woo!
[03:34:37] He's a good team, that's all right, that's all right.
[03:34:38] You got him, thanks.
[03:34:39] Wait, why is Jason still in?
[03:34:41] Oh my God.
[03:34:42] You're about to go out in a second.
[03:34:42] Hey, you're little.
[03:34:43] Some of the opposite.
[03:34:44] You've seen that.
[03:34:45] You've seen it.
[03:34:47] Good, Nick.
[03:34:48] Good, Nick.
[03:34:48] Jason.
[03:34:49] Good, Nick.
[03:34:50] Get out, get out, get out, get out.
[03:34:51] Jason, that's your moment.
[03:34:53] What the fuck?
[03:34:55] Jason, you're out.
[03:34:56] Jason, get out.
[03:34:57] No, that was middle.
[03:34:57] OK, fine.
[03:34:58] One more chance.
[03:34:58] You have one more chance.
[03:34:59] What?
[03:35:00] Yeah.
[03:35:00] Yeah.
[03:35:01] Get out.
[03:35:01] Get out.
[03:35:02] Get out.
[03:35:02] And put him back in.
[03:35:03] And you guys, right here?
[03:35:04] I like that.
[03:35:05] I like that.
[03:35:05] I like that.
[03:35:06] One more attack.
[03:35:06] One more attack.
[03:35:07] One more attack.
[03:35:07] What the fuck Jason nice
[03:35:19] You want to win or lose
[03:35:37] What?
[03:35:39] What?
[03:35:41] No, no, no.
[03:35:43] What?
[03:35:45] Are you guys...
[03:35:47] Are you guys...
[03:35:49] Are you guys...
[03:35:51] No mama, please!
[03:35:53] I don't think it hurts.
[03:35:55] I want to see him.
[03:35:57] I want to see him.
[03:35:59] Oh, no, you fucking...
[03:36:01] What?
[03:36:03] What hurts you?
[03:36:05] You're not hurt.
[03:36:07] Why?
[03:36:09] You're not hurt.
[03:36:11] No, no, no.
[03:36:13] That's why I said it.
[03:36:15] That's why I said it.
[03:36:17] That's your face.
[03:36:19] You're not hurt.
[03:36:21] Oh, oh!
[03:36:23] Oh, he's fucked up.
[03:36:25] Hey!
[03:36:27] Don't go near.
[03:36:29] Don't go near.
[03:36:31] Don't go near.
[03:36:33] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[03:36:35] Hey, calm down! Calm down!
[03:36:37] Hey, you two, come on!
[03:36:39] Tell him to go!
[03:36:41] Where are you going?
[03:36:43] Everybody in the place!
[03:36:45] Come on!
[03:36:47] Come on!
[03:36:49] Ah!
[03:36:51] Hey! Hey!
[03:36:53] What are you doing here?
[03:36:55] What are you doing here?
[03:36:57] Hey! Hey!
[03:36:59] You, you!
[03:37:01] You have to get up and yell!
[03:37:03] I'm gonna say hello!
[03:37:04] Can you make a pappas like a dude?
[03:37:06] Alright.
[03:37:07] Come on, say something.
[03:37:08] Alright.
[03:37:09] Here, take some bandage roll.
[03:37:11] You got it, come on.
[03:37:12] Oh you got it, you got it.
[03:37:13] I'm gonna say it here.
[03:37:14] No!
[03:37:15] I got it!
[03:37:16] Clear, clear!
[03:37:17] Clear!
[03:37:18] What kind of a pappas?
[03:37:19] Yeah, I got it.
[03:37:20] Come on, you can adjust it.
[03:37:22] Just to say it like that.
[03:37:25] He's tough, he's tough.
[03:37:27] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[03:37:29] I'll make you sure my brother's not a game.
[03:38:00] Go daddy!
[03:38:01] Don't miss us!
[03:38:02] Go daddy!
[03:38:03] Come on!
[03:38:04] Come on!
[03:38:05] Go!
[03:38:06] Yes!
[03:38:07] Yes!
[03:38:08] Let's go!
[03:38:09] Yes!
[03:38:10] What I don't coach!
[03:38:12] That's what I do!
[03:38:15] There's something out!
[03:38:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[03:38:17] My ankle!
[03:38:18] That was tight.
[03:38:19] That was good, good, good.
[03:38:20] That's gonna be tight, that's gonna be tight.
[03:38:24] That's gonna be tight.
[03:38:25] I like it.
[03:38:26] It's fucking walkin'.
[03:38:27] I like it.
[03:38:28] Nice.
[03:38:29] I need defense right now, come on!
[03:38:31] Yo Marlon bro!
[03:38:32] Yo Marlon!
[03:38:33] Maybe you should take off that trench coat and get in!
[03:38:35] You want to fucking lose in five minutes, then I will!
[03:38:37] Hell no, hell no, not happening!
[03:38:39] You good?
[03:38:40] Listen bro, we can take that.
[03:38:42] Nice pity go bro!
[03:38:43] Nice pity go!
[03:38:44] I would have been so mad.
[03:38:45] That's all right, that's all right.
[03:38:46] It's okay.
[03:38:47] Come on.
[03:38:48] That's good, that's good.
[03:38:49] The question is, is the ball a lie?
[03:38:50] Are they about to score on us?
[03:38:51] No, no, no, no.
[03:38:52] They're not.
[03:38:53] They're not.
[03:38:54] They're not.
[03:38:55] They're not.
[03:38:56] They're not.
[03:38:57] They're not.
[03:38:58] about his quarrel. The ball might not lie in a second. We're gonna find out.
[03:39:02] We're not getting in the game, that's for sure. So we're quiet on the pitch.
[03:39:07] Communicate! Talk, talk, talk! Open, read it!
[03:39:12] I
[03:39:30] What's going next what's going next
[03:39:42] Let's go!
[03:39:44] Good shit!
[03:39:45] Yes!
[03:39:46] Hey!
[03:39:47] 4-4!
[03:39:48] Can we get a timeout?
[03:39:50] How many times?
[03:39:51] Timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout!
[03:39:53] Timeout!
[03:39:54] What the fuck?
[03:39:56] How many times?
[03:39:58] I don't know, I can only...
[03:40:00] See that shit?
[03:40:01] One pinch.
[03:40:02] Stop, stop, stop!
[03:40:03] You should get nipped back in there.
[03:40:05] You should get nipped back in there.
[03:40:07] You guys are playing good.
[03:40:09] Oh, shit!
[03:40:11] Bro, we ran out of turds, you got a lot of people that look old.
[03:40:14] Okay, I need two more to tell you guys about.
[03:40:16] Be honest, be honest.
[03:40:18] Hold up, hold up, hold up.
[03:40:20] Wait a second, you have a shoe fell off,
[03:40:22] you're going back in, and then you're going to go back in.
[03:40:25] Let's get it, come on.
[03:40:41] I
[03:40:46] Been cramping
[03:40:48] I don't care like I'm just sorry. Oh, we guys guys guys guys. You see the fucking goalie. Yeah, you gotta get
[03:40:54] With this new trip. We need to shoot more. Get the fuck out of here. I mean them all get out of here. Listen
[03:40:59] Okay, fuck out
[03:41:03] Listen, I'm not kidding play aggressive
[03:41:05] They're not good shooters.
[03:41:06] They're just getting lucky, because you guys are being little boys.
[03:41:09] Hit them!
[03:41:10] All right, boys!
[03:41:11] Come on!
[03:41:12] Let's go!
[03:41:13] Let's run it!
[03:41:14] Let's run it!
[03:41:15] Come on!
[03:41:16] Come on, momentum!
[03:41:17] Here we go!
[03:41:18] Build it!
[03:41:19] Build it!
[03:41:20] Build it!
[03:41:21] Come on!
[03:41:22] Come on!
[03:41:23] Come on!
[03:41:24] Come on!
[03:41:25] Come on!
[03:41:26] Come on!
[03:41:27] Come on!
[03:41:28] Come on!
[03:41:29] Come on!
[03:41:30] Come on!
[03:41:31] Come on!
[03:41:32] Come on!
[03:41:33] Come on!
[03:41:34] All right boys, come on!
[03:41:36] Beautiful to see boys, beautiful to see.
[03:41:38] Come on, let's play ball.
[03:41:40] Come on, come on, come on.
[03:41:42] Come on, come on, come on.
[03:41:44] It's yellow ball, yellow ball.
[03:41:46] Red ball, red ball.
[03:41:48] Come on, come on, come on.
[03:41:50] You got Tim in on me.
[03:41:52] The fuck are you talking about?
[03:41:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:41:56] All right.
[03:41:58] Everybody on the field.
[03:42:00] Rock it.
[03:42:32] Come on man, come on man come on, come on.
[03:42:51] Okay, come on.
[03:42:54] Come on a cake
[03:43:07] Yes, what a save that's clean. Oh
[03:43:17] My fuck
[03:43:19] Yo, strikes! Get him! Get him the fuck out of here!
[03:43:24] You're going in. You're going in.
[03:43:26] Yo, get the fuck out of here!
[03:43:29] Yo, I don't know. That one, I don't know.
[03:43:31] That one, I don't know.
[03:43:32] Yeah, that one's done. That one's done.
[03:43:34] The rep didn't even call it. The rep didn't call it.
[03:43:36] Yo, what the fuck?
[03:43:38] He's arching his- Yo, yo, yo, Yugi! Get him the fuck out of here!
[03:43:42] He's walking fine!
[03:43:43] Hey, you out! You out, bro!
[03:43:45] It's not taking it seriously. It's not taking it serious.
[03:43:47] He just keeps saying he's Wendy's friend. I keep bothering me like I watch that watch. You good bro. You're good
[03:44:05] This is not basketball, yeah
[03:44:17] Oh my fucking god!
[03:44:19] I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to...
[03:44:20] When you said pick up the injured, I'm not... I'm not... I'm sorry.
[03:44:22] Peck up! Peck up! You're gonna have to injure that player.
[03:44:24] I need you to run into him.
[03:44:26] Don't step on his feet. Fall on his ankles.
[03:44:34] You get three cheeseburgers if you hurt him.
[03:44:40] There he is!
[03:44:43] Can he grab that?
[03:44:45] How is he this good of a lowly?
[03:44:52] We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it!
[03:44:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, my mess!
[03:44:57] Come on, let's get it going for the hell, y'all!
[03:44:59] No, no, no, no, we need him to get injured, bro, we need to injure him.
[03:45:04] Oh yeah, come on, wave!
[03:45:06] Come on!
[03:45:08] Nice five, nice!
[03:45:10] Me home, nice!
[03:45:12] I said right in, right in!
[03:45:14] You shot right in, nice shot bro!
[03:45:16] You shot man!
[03:45:18] Son!
[03:45:24] Oh yeah!
[03:45:26] Who you thinkin?
[03:45:28] Who you thinkin? Who you thinkin?
[03:45:30] Blue shirts, you wanna go in?
[03:45:32] Alright, who'd like it out?
[03:45:34] Stripes?
[03:45:36] I need, I need, I need
[03:45:38] Brighton's my out right now
[03:45:40] I need a hero pecker right now. I need you to level up one more
[03:46:09] Oh my god.
[03:46:10] Everybody, what the fuck?
[03:46:12] No, no, no.
[03:46:13] No!
[03:46:14] I can't.
[03:46:15] I can't.
[03:46:16] Oh my god.
[03:46:17] Great, show me.
[03:46:18] I put the wrong guy in.
[03:46:19] What?
[03:46:20] I put the wrong guy in.
[03:46:21] Hey, hey, go get him.
[03:46:22] I put the wrong guy in.
[03:46:23] Hey, come here, come here, come here.
[03:46:24] Messi, Messi.
[03:46:25] I put the wrong guy in.
[03:46:26] That's my man.
[03:46:27] That's my man.
[03:46:28] What?
[03:46:29] Hiko, where you going?
[03:46:30] Hey, love the esprit out of there.
[03:46:31] What are you talking about?
[03:46:32] Give me a go.
[03:46:33] Give me a fucking go.
[03:46:34] What?
[03:46:35] out of there. What are you talking about?
[03:46:38] Here they go. Here they go.
[03:46:40] We actually need a player to actually...
[03:46:42] We need to re-assign them.
[03:46:44] All right, I'll go to the side, to the side, to the side.
[03:46:46] Who's it like?
[03:46:48] Stripes?
[03:46:49] We're braiding. We're both.
[03:46:51] I want to keep braiding into a monger so he can get more.
[03:46:53] Oh, that's us.
[03:46:54] Oh, that's us.
[03:46:56] Just what? Yeah. Every...
[03:46:58] I fucking love that kid.
[03:46:59] I fucking love that kid.
[03:47:00] That was a goal. That was a goal. No more.
[03:47:01] Yeah, put him in the game.
[03:47:02] Yeah, it was a goal.
[03:47:03] Is that a goal?
[03:47:06] What?
[03:47:06] Thank you.
[03:47:07] Thank you.
[03:47:10] Yo, Braden, tie your shoe outside of here, you're out.
[03:47:14] Braden, you're out.
[03:47:15] Mini Brecker, go in.
[03:47:16] Heck, I got it.
[03:47:17] No, keep Braden in, keep Braden in.
[03:47:17] Rev, rev, rev.
[03:47:19] Go Brecker, quickly, run.
[03:47:21] Brecker, get it?
[03:47:21] Braden, Braden, you're out.
[03:47:25] Hacker, go in.
[03:47:27] Hey, I need y'all to fry him right now.
[03:47:30] I'm gonna need y'all to fry him right now.
[03:47:32] Pekka!
[03:47:33] Pekka, get him!
[03:47:35] Punch him!
[03:47:37] Get him!
[03:47:38] Yes!
[03:47:39] Yes!
[03:47:40] Yes!
[03:47:41] What are you doing?
[03:47:42] Pekka go!
[03:47:43] Go!
[03:47:44] Yes!
[03:47:45] Yes!
[03:47:46] Yes!
[03:47:47] Go!
[03:47:48] No!
[03:47:49] He's not bad though!
[03:47:50] He's not old man!
[03:47:51] Yes!
[03:47:52] Come on!
[03:47:53] Yes!
[03:47:54] Come on!
[03:47:55] Pekka!
[03:47:56] Yes!
[03:47:57] Yes!
[03:47:58] Yes!
[03:47:59] Pekka!
[03:48:00] Yes!
[03:48:02] Oh, he's in, he's in, he's in the back, that's the game,
[03:48:06] that's the game winner right there.
[03:48:08] That's the game changer.
[03:48:09] Oh my God, Pekka, what the fuck?
[03:48:11] Holy shit.
[03:48:14] Oh my God, Pekka, keep going.
[03:48:15] Oh my God.
[03:48:16] He's trapping right here.
[03:48:17] What was that, half-time, what is it?
[03:48:19] Half-time, half-time, half-time.
[03:48:21] Red team, Red team, come.
[03:48:23] Red team, get on this pitch.
[03:48:25] I'm sure, I don't know, I don't know.
[03:48:28] I'm sure, I don't know.
[03:48:32] Oh yeah, Yuki!
[03:48:33] Oh yeah!
[03:48:34] I need you to stand next to me in that old house, okay?
[03:48:36] This company's just an old man.
[03:48:38] This union government should have used that as well.
[03:48:40] It's not so bad, whatever they call it.
[03:48:42] Like a...
[03:48:43] Like a moggur.
[03:48:44] Moggur.
[03:48:45] It's a bro.
[03:48:46] You have the appeal.
[03:48:47] He has the PSL.
[03:48:48] Whatever.
[03:48:49] What's that for?
[03:48:50] He's a state foretrudder.
[03:48:51] Listen, you tie your fucking shoes.
[03:48:53] They stopped the meme.
[03:48:54] Are they still recording?
[03:48:55] No, no, I'm not recording.
[03:48:56] 10 million likes.
[03:48:57] No, they're not recording.
[03:48:59] Pekka?
[03:49:00] Amazing stuff.
[03:49:01] I'm gonna give you like five minutes to reset
[03:49:06] Five minutes reset. I need you listen listen listen listen to me, and I'm not kidding when I say this
[03:49:11] They're actually not that good
[03:49:13] The only problem is our defense like when we're on them, bro. They're little boys start fucking shoving
[03:49:18] You know the game the game changer was pressing what they pressed to get tired. They have one player doing every day
[03:49:23] One player
[03:49:25] When you guys when you guys are higher when you guys are up bro have one of your players. Just come on
[03:49:29] You gotta realize it's a small pitch right so more aggressive you know I'm saying make sure
[03:49:43] Fuck off as simple as that. These guys are fucking tiny
[03:49:47] There's little boys doing good. You're doing good. Listen. You can't do anything if defense isn't fucking doing anything
[03:49:52] All right, so when they're on you, just oh, you know I'm saying just fucking oh
[03:49:57] Come on and you
[03:49:59] I had a goal.
[03:50:00] You're right, you're right, you're right.
[03:50:02] You're fucking good.
[03:50:03] You're so good.
[03:50:04] It's my big game.
[03:50:05] You know what I'm saying?
[03:50:06] There's no reason.
[03:50:07] You have a big fucking rule coming up.
[03:50:09] I was born for this.
[03:50:10] I was born for this.
[03:50:11] You have a 6-pack.
[03:50:12] You have a 6-pack.
[03:50:13] Or you have a high percent body fat, to be honest.
[03:50:15] It's okay.
[03:50:16] Everyone just does shit.
[03:50:17] I don't look like a look monster.
[03:50:18] You know, I just...
[03:50:19] Hey, hey, hey, hey, chop shit out.
[03:50:21] Come on.
[03:50:22] You know what I'm saying?
[03:50:23] You're not gonna get me.
[03:50:24] You're not gonna get me.
[03:50:25] You're not gonna get me.
[03:50:26] You're not gonna get me.
[03:50:27] You're not gonna get me.
[03:50:29] I see you
[03:50:40] Red team on three red team on me
[03:50:44] Stop
[03:50:46] Right, I need everyone to just remember
[03:50:49] Have fun. You know I'm just fucking kidding if we lose to fucking Marlon and Lacey
[03:50:54] I'm not your arm is on the line or sprints on the line
[03:51:19] If we lose if we lose our sperm goes into sperm bank and 18 years later
[03:51:24] That's what I meant.
[03:51:26] Can I get a question?
[03:51:27] I'm sorry.
[03:51:28] OK.
[03:51:30] Listen, man.
[03:51:31] Get in there, boys.
[03:51:32] Go on there.
[03:51:32] What do you want?
[03:51:33] Give us a chant.
[03:51:34] Give us a chant.
[03:51:35] Let's do it.
[03:51:36] Spend a little bit of your time.
[03:51:39] Spend a little bit of your time.
[03:51:40] Spend a little bit of your time.
[03:51:41] Spend a little bit of your time.
[03:51:43] Get in there, man.
[03:51:44] Let the rules go.
[03:51:45] Who's starting, though?
[03:51:45] Oh, who's starting?
[03:51:46] Look at him.
[03:51:47] Pecca.
[03:51:48] He's starting.
[03:51:48] 17 for now.
[03:51:49] And I'm going to reach up to that.
[03:51:51] He's playing.
[03:51:52] He's playing.
[03:51:52] Brady, you win, bro.
[03:51:54] Hey, Brandon, you gotta step in.
[03:51:56] I'm on the floor for this.
[03:51:58] I need him on the tee.
[03:52:00] I see you guys.
[03:52:02] This could be our little meeting.
[03:52:04] What the fuck is going on?
[03:52:06] In those balls.
[03:52:08] Look at the back of the shirt.
[03:52:10] Who's next?
[03:52:12] We already have Maxine.
[03:52:14] This is like Gojo vs. Sakura.
[03:52:16] This is like Gojo vs. Sakura.
[03:52:24] One, two, three, four, five.
[03:52:26] Hey, they got money like gold!
[03:52:28] Come on, bro.
[03:52:30] If you lose to him...
[03:52:32] You lose aura!
[03:52:33] Yes. Everything's on the line here, bro.
[03:52:35] Come on, Ronny!
[03:52:36] This is the P.O. vs. P.S.L.
[03:52:38] You mock him!
[03:52:39] Mock him!
[03:52:40] Okay.
[03:52:41] I don't know if he's shit or if he looks like he needs this.
[03:52:44] Hey, come on.
[03:52:46] What?
[03:52:47] Whoa!
[03:52:48] What?
[03:52:49] Wait, no.
[03:52:50] Okay, I'll give you some time.
[03:52:53] I think it's 5-5.
[03:52:55] Hey, Marr!
[03:52:56] Hey, Marr!
[03:52:57] Come here!
[03:52:58] Real quick before the shots!
[03:52:59] Hold on, hold!
[03:53:00] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:53:02] If the ball hits my face right here, maybe I'll make them do it.
[03:53:08] I'll make them do a 10-0.
[03:53:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:53:13] What the fuck?
[03:53:14] Actually, I'm not sure.
[03:53:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:53:20] What the fuck?
[03:53:22] After, after, after.
[03:53:24] He's not doing bad, but what the fuck is this Parley's going on?
[03:53:28] What the fuck's going on?
[03:53:29] Wait, $5 on who?
[03:53:30] Oh god.
[03:53:31] What's that Parley?
[03:53:32] What's going on there?
[03:53:33] This might be our strongest line of the year.
[03:53:35] Not chin, this might be our strongest line of the year.
[03:53:38] Fuckin'.
[03:53:39] This is on, Peyton.
[03:53:40] Where's Peyton?
[03:53:41] Where's...
[03:53:42] Ember!
[03:53:43] Pressed!
[03:53:44] Oh my god, Barley, this way.
[03:53:45] Yes!
[03:53:47] Yes!
[03:53:49] Bring it!
[03:53:51] Bring it!
[03:53:53] Yeah!
[03:53:55] Handball! Handball! Handball!
[03:53:57] Freak it! Freak it! Freak it!
[03:53:59] Come on, Brayden!
[03:54:01] Let's go!
[03:54:03] First goal!
[03:54:05] Yo, Reck, can we get a review on that?
[03:54:07] Can we get a VR?
[03:54:09] Can we get a VR on this?
[03:54:11] That's it. That's it.
[03:54:13] Yo, we need to talk to you.
[03:54:15] Come on.
[03:54:16] Penalty taker, penalty taker.
[03:54:18] Can I have taken?
[03:54:19] No, no, no.
[03:54:20] Look at Marlon.
[03:54:21] Look at Marlon.
[03:54:22] Look at Marlon.
[03:54:23] I need you right now.
[03:54:24] Yeah, look at him up.
[03:54:25] Yeah!
[03:54:26] Hey, let him take it.
[03:54:27] Let him take it.
[03:54:28] I gotta finish this.
[03:54:29] I gotta finish this.
[03:54:30] If he misses this, I'm gonna be mad.
[03:54:32] He's out.
[03:54:33] You can't miss.
[03:54:34] This is literally out of town.
[03:54:35] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:54:36] You're fucking me!
[03:54:37] You're following the fucking game!
[03:54:39] I like that energy.
[03:54:40] I like that energy.
[03:54:41] Be careful over there. Be careful at ease.
[03:54:44] Come on, bro. You don't want to give another one.
[03:54:47] Yo, come on, ref! Come on, ref!
[03:54:49] It's always been that way.
[03:54:50] Hey, I am down! I am down!
[03:54:53] Use your six eyes!
[03:54:55] He's still looking for more.
[03:54:58] He's behind you.
[03:54:59] I know.
[03:55:00] But what did they call it?
[03:55:07] It's liner!
[03:55:08] Make yourself big, make yourself big.
[03:55:09] Mocking!
[03:55:17] Yeah!
[03:55:20] God, awesome! God, awesome!
[03:55:22] Stare him down! Stare him down!
[03:55:24] Stare him down! Stare him down!
[03:55:28] Oh my God, I'm going to be a little more safe.
[03:55:30] It's getting to 110, I'm getting out.
[03:55:32] That's what I'd like to see.
[03:55:37] Hey, blue short three.
[03:55:42] Blue short ten month.
[03:55:44] Oh my God, what the fuck was that?
[03:55:47] We should be up by two right now, by the way.
[03:55:49] Just put that out there.
[03:55:50] But they got two.
[03:55:51] Get on the phone.
[03:55:52] Get on the phone.
[03:55:53] Nice.
[03:55:54] Get on the phone.
[03:55:56] Oh my God.
[03:55:57] More hard hits.
[03:55:59] Ah!
[03:56:00] Oh my God, more hard hits.
[03:56:02] Get up, get up, get up!
[03:56:03] I can't wait.
[03:56:04] Wait!
[03:56:08] I hear a fucking dog.
[03:56:09] I hear an actual dog.
[03:56:11] Hey, fuck.
[03:56:12] Hey, fuck.
[03:56:13] I'm gonna have to send one of these.
[03:56:16] Wait, oh my God.
[03:56:17] I don't have fucking speed.
[03:56:18] I don't know that.
[03:56:19] I must have, I must have, I must have speed.
[03:56:21] Need to go, need to go.
[03:56:22] Heck, I need some murdering.
[03:56:24] Oh my.
[03:56:25] Yo, yo, yo, yo.
[03:56:27] One P1, oh my god.
[03:56:29] That was your moment, Braden.
[03:56:32] I saw the end of it.
[03:56:34] Keep shooting, keep shooting.
[03:56:36] Nice shot.
[03:56:37] Look back.
[03:56:40] Come on, come on.
[03:56:42] Go, go, go.
[03:56:45] Go, go, go.
[03:56:47] One blue shorts, aggressive.
[03:56:49] Nice.
[03:56:50] Oh no, oh no.
[03:56:51] Nice.
[03:56:52] Again, again, again.
[03:56:54] Again, again.
[03:56:55] No, no.
[03:56:56] Oh my god.
[03:56:57] Nice save, good save.
[03:56:59] Oh no, Marlon.
[03:56:59] Get it out, get it out, get it out.
[03:57:02] No!
[03:57:03] Get it out, get it out!
[03:57:04] No!
[03:57:04] Get it out!
[03:57:05] Oh, get it out!
[03:57:06] Kick it out!
[03:57:07] Nice!
[03:57:08] Get it out!
[03:57:09] Just a go!
[03:57:10] Wow, you're not clearing that out.
[03:57:12] I did it!
[03:57:13] You should!
[03:57:14] Pick it, pick it, pick it.
[03:57:15] I'm in.
[03:57:16] I'm in.
[03:57:17] Pick it, pick it.
[03:57:18] Pick the next.
[03:57:19] Pick the next.
[03:57:20] Oh my god.
[03:57:21] Rayden, Rayden, you're out next.
[03:57:22] Come on, come on.
[03:57:23] Just one more.
[03:57:24] Good boy.
[03:57:26] Dude, this is a guy.
[03:57:28] He's got a lot of work to do.
[03:57:30] He's got a lot of play to do.
[03:57:32] He's got a lot of play to do.
[03:57:34] Oh, yeah.
[03:57:36] Nice. Good stuff.
[03:57:38] Shoot it!
[03:57:40] Oh, God. There you go.
[03:57:42] Yes!
[03:57:44] Yes!
[03:57:46] Yes!
[03:57:48] Good, good, good, good.
[03:57:50] All right.
[03:57:52] Messi!
[03:57:53] Come on now, come on, come on.
[03:57:54] Nice job, man.
[03:57:55] She be ass gold.
[03:57:56] They're out with Mickey ass gold.
[03:57:58] Hey!
[03:57:59] What are you doing?
[03:58:00] Oh!
[03:58:01] Wait, we got a goal.
[03:58:02] Wait, what?
[03:58:03] We got a goal!
[03:58:04] It is!
[03:58:05] Good job!
[03:58:06] Good job!
[03:58:07] I didn't see it.
[03:58:08] I didn't see it.
[03:58:09] I didn't see it.
[03:58:10] I didn't see it.
[03:58:11] I didn't see it.
[03:58:12] I didn't see it.
[03:58:13] I didn't see it.
[03:58:14] Oh, brother!
[03:58:15] I don't know.
[03:58:16] I should be honest.
[03:58:17] A-7!
[03:58:18] A-7, baby!
[03:58:19] A-7!
[03:58:20] 8-7 baby 8-7 we're up by 1 we're up by 1
[03:58:29] 8-8 8-8
[03:58:33] 8-7 8-7 bro, hey 8-8. It's 8-7 8-7
[03:58:42] Oh, yeah
[03:58:44] Oh
[03:58:48] Wait is it not a day
[03:58:59] Oh my
[03:59:04] Behind you, let's try Marlon
[03:59:07] Wow, wow, that was fake sexy.
[03:59:17] Dude, how is he such a good goalie?
[03:59:21] I don't know, I haven't played much.
[03:59:23] But he's like doing shit that he shouldn't be.
[03:59:25] Press his ass, press his ass, press his ass, press his ass!
[03:59:29] Yeah!
[03:59:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[03:59:34] Wait, no
[03:59:36] Oh my fucking god.
[03:59:39] Hey, on my life, everybody calm down.
[03:59:40] Oh my fucking god.
[03:59:41] Get breaded back in.
[03:59:42] Get breaded!
[03:59:43] Get breaded!
[03:59:44] Get breaded!
[03:59:45] You're breaded!
[03:59:46] You're breaded!
[03:59:47] Get him in for it!
[03:59:48] Yo, go short!
[03:59:49] That kid's nice!
[03:59:50] Oh my god, Swamphouse!
[03:59:51] Swamphouse!
[03:59:52] Hey, hey, hey!
[03:59:53] Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
[03:59:57] We need breaded back in.
[03:59:59] Holy shit.
[04:00:00] Breaded!
[04:00:01] It's okay, bought us life.
[04:00:03] Bottle's alive! Bottle's alive!
[04:00:05] What are you doing?
[04:00:07] Clear!
[04:00:09] Bottle's alive.
[04:00:11] Is it 88?
[04:00:13] Oh my god, this is a game.
[04:00:15] Oh yeah!
[04:00:17] I saw some swampy but...
[04:00:19] Bottle's alive!
[04:00:21] I know, that's good. I like it.
[04:00:23] I'm the same. What?
[04:00:25] I need a frame log.
[04:00:27] No!
[04:00:29] Get it out of here!
[04:00:31] I don't know about you.
[04:00:33] REIDON, STOP KIVING UP!
[04:00:36] Nice!
[04:00:37] BIT IT!
[04:00:38] OH MY GOSH.
[04:00:39] FALHA!
[04:00:40] I'M IN A BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT OF BIT.
[04:00:43] Oh no.
[04:00:44] DEFENT!!
[04:00:45] GET BACK ON DEFENT!!
[04:00:47] GET BACK ON DEFENT!!
[04:00:49] DEFENT!
[04:00:50] Clear, clear it, clear it!
[04:00:53] Nice, nice, nice.
[04:00:54] Oh my God.
[04:00:55] Oh my, oh my pussies are like throbbing.
[04:00:57] Nice!
[04:00:58] Good save.
[04:01:00] Pressure, pressure, nice, nice, here's your body.
[04:01:05] Oh my god.
[04:01:06] Yes!
[04:01:07] Good save.
[04:01:08] That was good, that was great.
[04:01:09] That was good.
[04:01:10] That was good.
[04:01:11] That was good.
[04:01:12] That was good.
[04:01:13] How do I get into it in a minute?
[04:01:14] Wait a minute.
[04:01:15] I'm going to have to actually just throw my finger.
[04:01:18] Oh the fuck.
[04:01:19] Come on, Messi!
[04:01:20] How do I get into it?
[04:01:21] Oh my god.
[04:01:22] Oh no.
[04:01:23] Oh no.
[04:01:24] No, no, no.
[04:01:25] That's not your body, bro.
[04:01:26] That's not your body.
[04:01:27] Marlon you had a clip! You didn't finish it!
[04:01:37] He's good, he's good.
[04:01:47] You want to play again? I'll give you 30 more seconds.
[04:01:49] Mara breaking.
[04:01:50] Mara's going to get ready.
[04:01:51] He's over there.
[04:01:52] Next goal.
[04:01:58] What is this?
[04:01:59] Oh no.
[04:02:00] They're probably on the gun.
[04:02:01] Brayden, you need to play on that.
[04:02:02] Come on.
[04:02:03] No, you're good, Brayden.
[04:02:04] Don't worry.
[04:02:05] Don't listen to him.
[04:02:06] He's locked.
[04:02:07] There it is.
[04:02:08] There it is.
[04:02:09] Don't be scared.
[04:02:10] Press your hand!
[04:02:11] Yep.
[04:02:12] Go, go, go, go!
[04:02:13] Oh my God.
[04:02:14] He's trying to get a clip on Marlin.
[04:02:15] He's trying to get a clip on Marlin.
[04:02:16] We got to play fundamentally.
[04:02:18] Hey, we got to play fundamentally!
[04:02:20] Oh my god.
[04:02:22] What?
[04:02:24] He said no!
[04:02:30] No, I got him.
[04:02:34] Yo!
[04:02:36] That's a goal!
[04:02:38] Where are you?
[04:02:40] Yo!
[04:02:42] That's a goal!
[04:02:44] Hey coach!
[04:02:46] Brad!
[04:02:48] Yo Braden, messy!
[04:02:50] Wait, time out. Braden, messy!
[04:02:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:02:54] Who else got injured? Who got injured?
[04:02:56] Messy! Messy!
[04:02:58] That's a goal!
[04:03:02] Hey Marlon!
[04:03:04] Stick to the fundamentals!
[04:03:06] Stick to the fundamentals!
[04:03:08] Stop trying to go for swag!
[04:03:10] Yo Lacey, what a coach.
[04:03:12] So, yeah, you know man
[04:03:16] That boys beautiful fucking stuff that for me
[04:03:25] Yo, I need you guys what the fuck was that
[04:03:31] 98 us what do you mean again bro? That's it. Why do it's 60?
[04:03:36] It's 30 minutes each up
[04:03:38] What's up?
[04:03:40] Yeah, I want to...
[04:03:42] On there!
[04:03:44] Come on, save!
[04:03:46] Good shit, golly.
[04:03:48] Let's play aggressive!
[04:03:50] His metaglasses are off!
[04:03:52] Next, leave me alone!
[04:03:54] Oh, my God!
[04:03:56] Of course, we're late for...
[04:03:58] Oh, my God!
[04:04:00] Matt is about to get out of here.
[04:04:02] get out of here.
[04:04:03] Hey!
[04:04:04] Hey!
[04:04:05] Hey!
[04:04:06] Hey!
[04:04:07] Get in there, fuck.
[04:04:07] Meta Alphahool, Pekka?
[04:04:08] You ready?
[04:04:09] Meta, Meta, Meta!
[04:04:10] Pekka, get ready.
[04:04:11] Hey, you listening?
[04:04:12] Pekka, you got to get in there and injure somebody.
[04:04:13] Just do what you just did, bro.
[04:04:15] Hit the, hit the.
[04:04:16] No!
[04:04:18] Hey, Meta Glasses!
[04:04:19] Meta Glasses!
[04:04:20] Meta, you're out!
[04:04:20] Meta, you're out!
[04:04:21] Meta, Meta, out!
[04:04:22] Meta, you're out!
[04:04:23] Meta, you're out!
[04:04:24] I can get in there, Pekka!
[04:04:25] We're down too, we're down too.
[04:04:26] I need you out.
[04:04:27] No, stay, stay!
[04:04:28] Wait, keep it going!
[04:04:30] We got Peck it in, we got Peck it in!
[04:04:33] Oh my God!
[04:04:35] Do that jump again!
[04:04:37] Oh, I don't know who to play the game bro.
[04:04:39] Fuckin' Earthquake.
[04:04:40] Two inch room.
[04:04:41] Play defense?
[04:04:42] Wait, where is he running? Where is he going?
[04:04:44] I don't know, I'm not here.
[04:04:46] What's up? What's up?
[04:04:48] What's up? What's up?
[04:04:50] I'm not gonna get a break in my opinion.
[04:04:52] Wait, oh no.
[04:04:54] Clear?
[04:04:56] give Allen a chance out there?
[04:04:59] Oh my God, no, go get him, go get him, Allen.
[04:05:02] Go get him, Allen, go get him, for five, go get him.
[04:05:05] Five, five, hey Allen, I need you to play deep.
[04:05:08] No, they're gonna get too mad.
[04:05:09] See you on the side, side, side.
[04:05:11] Don't let me down, Allen.
[04:05:13] Come on, come on, get a breather, get a breather.
[04:05:16] Take a breather, get some water and you're gonna go back in soon.
[04:05:18] Oh my God.
[04:05:20] Put on it now, put on it.
[04:05:22] Do you have the duo on it?
[04:05:24] Are you?
[04:05:25] Hey, what's up, Ze?
[04:05:26] She did?
[04:05:27] Ze!
[04:05:28] Wait, is that what Ze was doing?
[04:05:29] Shit.
[04:05:31] No, I can't show it up.
[04:05:33] We got two.
[04:05:34] Hey, give it to me.
[04:05:35] I need you guys to play.
[04:05:36] Hey!
[04:05:36] Hey, Alan!
[04:05:37] Alan!
[04:05:38] Alan!
[04:05:38] Alan!
[04:05:39] Alan!
[04:05:39] Come on, come on, come on.
[04:05:40] Are you doing it for Peckah?
[04:05:41] Hey!
[04:05:41] Go to shit, go!
[04:05:42] Go to shit out there!
[04:05:43] Go to shit, Alan!
[04:05:45] Peckah!
[04:05:45] Go to shit, Alan!
[04:05:47] Peckah, press!
[04:05:48] Peckah!
[04:05:48] Press!
[04:05:49] Oh, you do it, do it, do it, do it!
[04:05:50] Press!
[04:05:51] Oh, my fucking god!
[04:05:53] Get him out, get him out.
[04:05:55] Peca you're out Peca you're out quickly Peca you're out. Oh my god
[04:06:14] Oh my god, how is he?
[04:06:19] I'm not your coach
[04:06:25] I'm afraid of him.
[04:06:27] My ass is hurting now.
[04:06:29] Come on team.
[04:06:31] Nice. Nice.
[04:06:33] Chad, what score? Is it 10-8 or 9?
[04:06:35] I don't know.
[04:06:37] Yo, refs! How much time left?
[04:06:39] Red, how much? How much?
[04:06:41] How much time left?
[04:06:43] It's not bad.
[04:06:45] That's a lot of time.
[04:06:47] Nice to meet you guys.
[04:06:51] Come on, Mark!
[04:06:53] this horse I'm not too much now more than you much now play on them get that
[04:06:58] get that ready get that good shit ready nice nice kick kick kick yeah
[04:07:01] break that's pretty nice nice nice nice no one's appeal over PSL what you what
[04:07:12] Marlin looks tired take him out please Marlin don't keep him from the ball
[04:07:47] Come on, baby.
[04:07:48] Check his one of the two of us.
[04:07:49] Me, ho, no!
[04:07:55] Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
[04:07:56] It's like the All Stars right now.
[04:07:57] I'm doing all the best.
[04:07:58] That's good.
[04:07:59] I got much better.
[04:08:00] Yo, come on, come on.
[04:08:01] Come on, come on.
[04:08:02] Goal!
[04:08:03] Who did that?
[04:08:04] Who did that?
[04:08:05] Who did that?
[04:08:06] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[04:08:08] Who did that?
[04:08:09] Who did that?
[04:08:10] I don't know where he's going.
[04:08:11] I don't know.
[04:08:12] Oh.
[04:08:13] He's a dumbass.
[04:08:14] You're a dumbass goal.
[04:08:15] You just cost him the game.
[04:08:16] That was the game changer.
[04:08:18] I hope it's a tie game with penalty shots all night.
[04:08:21] Cinema.
[04:08:24] No, no, no.
[04:08:25] Run, run, run, run, run.
[04:08:27] No, that can't happen.
[04:08:28] That can't happen.
[04:08:29] I know, I know.
[04:08:30] Mar!
[04:08:31] Guys, guys, guys, guys!
[04:08:32] I'm here to play!
[04:08:33] You got it?
[04:08:34] Play!
[04:08:35] Stop!
[04:08:36] Stopping before the ball is in the net!
[04:08:38] Listen, I mean, I could push you in.
[04:08:40] Raiden, are you?
[04:08:41] Raiden, you just passed the fucking Marlin!
[04:08:43] Oh my god.
[04:08:45] Get out.
[04:08:47] Hey, come here.
[04:08:49] Hey, hey.
[04:08:51] I'm not going to lie, right?
[04:08:53] Here's a tree coming up in the middle.
[04:08:55] Wait.
[04:08:57] Yes.
[04:08:59] Oh, my gosh.
[04:09:01] I'm one of those.
[04:09:03] Hey, pop up.
[04:09:05] No.
[04:09:07] No bites.
[04:09:09] Again.
[04:09:11] Oh, come on, Riff.
[04:09:13] Come on, come on.
[04:09:15] You jumped overhead and you skipped overhead.
[04:09:17] This is not good.
[04:09:19] We're going to donate to a spur bank.
[04:09:21] No.
[04:09:23] No! Oh, my foot.
[04:09:25] Clear, clear, clear!
[04:09:27] Good. That was nice. I didn't know he was going to do that.
[04:09:29] Guys, we can't. Good ball.
[04:09:31] Oh, my. Why is there five people in the goalie?
[04:09:33] We can't serve anyone until we get a goal.
[04:09:35] Oh, nice. Good save. Good save.
[04:09:37] Come here.
[04:10:09] Here get in here. This is bad. It's over
[04:10:26] Nice good goalkeeper. Yes
[04:10:28] Golly golly. We need to play
[04:10:31] Yo, yo, we're running out of time. I need you to play like your life is on the line
[04:10:36] No, no, no!
[04:10:38] I'm just fucking dying tomorrow.
[04:10:40] I got you, uh, 200 kills, hold up.
[04:10:42] Yeah, I'll talk to you in a minute.
[04:10:44] The fuck?
[04:10:46] The call turned out there was no one?
[04:10:48] No.
[04:10:50] Bye, Inti. I need to reset.
[04:10:52] Come on.
[04:10:54] I'm a son, though.
[04:10:56] This is our position.
[04:10:58] No.
[04:11:00] Nice five!
[04:11:02] We have a message.
[04:11:04] We have a message.
[04:11:05] Oh, time to check.
[04:11:06] Back to goalkeeper.
[04:11:07] We have 30 minutes.
[04:11:08] I think we should get it out of time.
[04:11:09] Come on.
[04:11:10] Oh, no.
[04:11:11] Open up, Brown.
[04:11:12] No, no, no.
[04:11:13] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:11:14] Listen, go for the ball.
[04:11:16] Why is there two people on defense?
[04:11:17] No.
[04:11:18] Are you guys tired?
[04:11:19] We could shoot.
[04:11:20] We could shoot you in the front doing nothing.
[04:11:22] Don't put a fucking ball, man.
[04:11:23] Is that how it's done?
[04:11:24] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[04:11:25] What?
[04:11:26] Don't put me in for fun.
[04:11:27] I can't take it out, bro.
[04:11:28] Are you fucking kidding me?
[04:11:30] He's holding a fucking sticker's bar.
[04:11:32] A sticker?
[04:11:33] I'm using mine I'm using mine everybody on red everybody on red here right now
[04:12:03] Give me in there. I'm a farm.
[04:12:05] Give me in there, I'm a farm.
[04:12:07] I'll take the haystack.
[04:12:08] I'll take the haystack.
[04:12:09] Get him some water. Get him some water.
[04:12:10] Give me some water.
[04:12:11] Left!
[04:12:12] Get him some water.
[04:12:13] Get him some water.
[04:12:14] Get him some water.
[04:12:15] Listen, listen, listen.
[04:12:16] Think of the whole football game.
[04:12:17] Stop trolling. Stop trolling.
[04:12:18] Yeah, my foot.
[04:12:19] Stop trolling.
[04:12:20] We're down by four.
[04:12:21] We're down by four.
[04:12:22] Listen.
[04:12:23] Shut the fuck up.
[04:12:24] No, no, no.
[04:12:25] Listen, I paid the fucking reps.
[04:12:26] Fall.
[04:12:27] I need a penalty.
[04:12:28] I don't give a fuck.
[04:12:29] If you want to get a haystack, but win a game, take it.
[04:12:31] Take the haystack.
[04:12:32] I don't know what's going on. Are you guys listen when the ball's over here? Listen?
[04:12:37] I don't care if you're tired stop doing like this like oh my god my teammates
[04:12:40] Play we only have like ten minutes. We're down by four. They scored
[04:12:47] He's any of fucking stickers
[04:12:51] Listen right
[04:12:55] Play aggressive stopping lady if you're tired
[04:12:58] Get out. Listen Marlin scored a hatcher
[04:13:02] He's played for like four minutes imagine what we could do in four minutes
[04:13:16] Your auto in the front
[04:13:22] I see all the way in the front, but this fucking 10 people all the way in the back. All right, you're just sitting there, bro
[04:13:32] If I've got to say 30 seconds 30 seconds, you guys get a penalty if I got to take it
[04:13:36] I'll put my life on the line for us
[04:13:42] I'll take the penalty
[04:14:32] Step on my gas!
[04:14:35] We're gonna set a packet.
[04:14:41] You go last.
[04:14:42] You miss? You can't miss, bro.
[04:14:44] I'm wrapped. I'm wrapped. I got it. I got it.
[04:14:48] Get him out! Get him out!
[04:14:50] We're good. We're so good. We're so great.
[04:14:53] Yo, yo, get him out!
[04:14:54] See what we did. Selfies, man. Come on, man.
[04:14:56] Go get your one. Come on.
[04:14:57] You feel ready or what?
[04:14:58] I think this is a small one.
[04:14:59] We're good? We're good?
[04:15:00] We're good.
[04:15:01] Are you smart anyways?
[04:15:02] Come on, stop playing with me.
[04:15:03] Out!
[04:15:03] Out, bro!
[04:15:04] Drew, what the fuck?
[04:15:05] Out, bro!
[04:15:06] What kind of pen was that?
[04:15:07] Pulling it back.
[04:15:08] I'm not a fan of time.
[04:15:09] I'm not a fan of time.
[04:15:10] What the fuck?
[04:15:11] Out, out!
[04:15:12] How are these you guys?
[04:15:13] Stay inside there, boy.
[04:15:14] I'm kidding.
[04:15:15] I'm kidding.
[04:15:16] I'm kidding, dude.
[04:15:17] You came fucking five
[04:15:26] J dabs in yo J
[04:15:33] And let's not sell this boys let's not sell this
[04:15:38] I'm making great subs right now
[04:15:40] Oh my god, I missed it.
[04:15:41] It's over, it's over.
[04:15:42] Call the game, it's Raps.
[04:15:43] It's Raps.
[04:15:44] Ah, we need that.
[04:15:45] Thank you.
[04:15:46] Get back, get back, get back.
[04:15:47] Make a few mistakes.
[04:15:48] Come on.
[04:15:49] Talk.
[04:15:50] Communicate.
[04:15:51] Let's say.
[04:15:52] How is he a goalie?
[04:15:53] How is he a goalie?
[04:15:54] Not neat to see a goalie.
[04:15:55] I'm gonna cry.
[04:15:56] I'm going home.
[04:15:57] I'm going home.
[04:15:58] Get your ass in there, bro.
[04:15:59] I'm going home.
[04:16:00] Do you have the game on the screen?
[04:16:01] Oh my god.
[04:16:02] Oh my god.
[04:16:03] Oh my god.
[04:16:04] I'm gonna go ahead.
[04:16:05] Oh my god. Oh my god.
[04:16:07] I'm gonna go ahead.
[04:16:09] Training a GG shot.
[04:16:11] Good. Good. Good.
[04:16:13] Come back. Come back. Come back.
[04:16:15] Brady, are you autistic?
[04:16:17] Play with them. Play with them.
[04:16:19] Get in there and fall in the fucking hole, bro.
[04:16:21] Get in there and fall in the ground.
[04:16:23] Play with them, boy.
[04:16:25] I like that.
[04:16:27] Exactly why.
[04:16:29] Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
[04:16:31] Stay. Stay.
[04:16:33] You got to call that low key
[04:17:03] Go get your fucking go.
[04:17:05] Go get your fucking go.
[04:17:06] Hey, Ron, hey, Ron, I'm getting in there.
[04:17:08] Go get your fucking go.
[04:17:09] Go get your fucking go.
[04:17:11] Wait, let me get a jersey.
[04:17:12] Let me get a jersey.
[04:17:13] One minute.
[04:17:14] All right, one minute.
[04:17:15] Wait, wait, wait.
[04:17:17] I need to go get a go right here.
[04:17:18] Get some getting in there clear.
[04:17:21] Hey, over, over, over, boy.
[04:17:22] Over, over, over.
[04:17:23] Hey, hey.
[04:17:24] Game.
[04:17:25] That's right, boy.
[04:17:27] There you go.
[04:17:28] Over it, man.
[04:17:30] We're not losing no more.
[04:17:31] We're not losing no more.
[04:17:32] Come on.
[04:17:33] You're not even near the goal!
[04:17:40] Hey, stay locked!
[04:17:44] Stay locked in the laces!
[04:17:48] Yo, Ron, you pissing me off!
[04:17:50] Ron!
[04:17:51] Cut the cameras!
[04:17:52] Cut the cameras!
[04:17:53] Cut the cameras!
[04:17:56] Ron!
[04:17:57] Focus!
[04:17:58] Ryan, focus!
[04:18:00] Nice on the ball, nice on the ball, come on.
[04:18:02] Yo, Marley, can you step on all the bums?
[04:18:04] Oh, really?
[04:18:06] Bums?
[04:18:08] Hey, you fucking with me, right?
[04:18:10] I don't even fucking know.
[04:18:12] I lost two.
[04:18:14] Hey, guys, hey, can I talk to you, bro?
[04:18:16] I got two things for you.
[04:18:18] No!
[04:18:20] I don't know.
[04:18:22] Let's get back, let's get back, let's get back out there, get back out there.
[04:18:24] Come on, Green! Come on, Green, on the loose! Come on!
[04:18:36] You did.
[04:18:41] Again, lay tall.
[04:18:42] Sure, sure, lay tall, please.
[04:18:45] What the fuck?!
[04:18:52] Finish, finish, finish!
[04:18:54] Get out of the way!
[04:19:00] Get out of the way!
[04:19:01] That's homie, that's homie.
[04:19:03] That's homie.
[04:19:05] No play play play play play come on
[04:19:30] Get up get up up get up up
[04:19:32] He's calling Bush in there.
[04:19:39] He's calling Bush in there, chat.
[04:19:46] Hey, it's a joke, right?
[04:19:50] I mean, it's a joke, right?
[04:19:52] Look at how he plays.
[04:19:54] I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
[04:20:17] I'm taking it, I'm taking it!
[04:20:23] YAAAAAAAHHH!
[04:20:25] GOOOOOOOD!
[04:20:27] How the fuck did he just score that?
[04:20:29] We can win!
[04:20:31] Wait! Where you going?
[04:20:33] Are you okay?
[04:20:41] How much time left?
[04:20:43] Hey, playing like fucking Real Madrid and a bunch of fucking pens.
[04:20:45] pens, bunch of fucking penalties. Finish them, finish them, finish them. Hey, no mercy!
[04:20:52] Finish them, come on, keep going! Oh, I think, go get their legs, get their legs, get their
[04:20:58] legs, get their legs. Good legs, good legs, good legs. Let's get them again. Let's finish
[04:21:02] them, finish them, finish them, nice legs! Let's finish them, finish them, finish them.
[04:21:05] Good legs, good legs.
[04:21:07] Good legs, good legs.
[04:21:14] Let's get there, let's get there, let's go give up.
[04:21:20] Keep, keep, keep, good keep, good keep.
[04:21:30] It's okay.
[04:21:31] Keep, keep, good keep, light, light it up.
[04:21:34] Let's go, get there, get there, get there, get there.
[04:21:36] Oh!
[04:21:37] Ha!
[04:21:39] You're sorry, sorry.
[04:21:40] I got it, brother.
[04:21:41] Yeah, I know.
[04:21:43] That's outside!
[04:21:45] Hey!
[04:21:46] Hey!
[04:21:47] Hey!
[04:21:48] That's outside!
[04:21:49] That's outside of the box!
[04:21:50] That's outside of the box!
[04:21:51] Outside of the box!
[04:21:52] Outside of the box!
[04:21:53] Outside of the box!
[04:21:54] He did not stop.
[04:21:56] That's outside of the box!
[04:21:57] That's a rubble!
[04:22:01] What is it?
[04:22:02] Ben?
[04:22:03] Who's shooting?
[04:22:04] Yeah, yeah.
[04:22:05] Okay.
[04:22:06] Get the fucking door.
[04:22:07] Get the fucking door.
[04:22:08] No, no, no.
[04:22:09] I'm not.
[04:22:10] It's not my fault.
[04:22:11] It's not my fault.
[04:22:12] You're Marlon.
[04:22:13] You good, bro?
[04:22:14] Huh?
[04:22:15] Your quarters are level, right?
[04:22:16] I just cooked, y'all.
[04:22:17] I just cooked.
[04:22:18] I just cooked.
[04:22:19] I just cooked.
[04:22:20] I just cooked.
[04:22:21] Game's not over.
[04:22:22] Hey!
[04:22:23] This is the fourth penalty.
[04:22:24] I'll better see how fucking safe.
[04:22:25] All right.
[04:22:26] All right.
[04:22:27] What's going on?
[04:22:28] All right.
[04:22:29] What's going on?
[04:22:30] How much time left?
[04:22:32] time left Marlon get the fuck off the pitch
[04:22:38] you're shit oh my god Jason yeah it's over it's over Jack I'm not a
[04:22:46] You was good at right?
[04:22:47] All the other guys matter of fact.
[04:22:48] I know y'all was good at.
[04:22:49] Come on.
[04:22:50] Listen, listen.
[04:22:51] Everyone get in one by one.
[04:22:52] Oh yeah, five.
[04:22:53] Oh yeah, five.
[04:22:54] Oh.
[04:22:55] Quick, don't make it obvious.
[04:22:56] One by one, one by one.
[04:23:00] Slowly.
[04:23:01] Oh my God.
[04:23:02] Oh my God.
[04:23:03] Oh my God.
[04:23:04] Oh my God.
[04:23:05] Oh my God.
[04:23:06] Oh my God.
[04:23:07] Oh my God.
[04:23:08] Oh my God.
[04:23:09] Oh my God.
[04:23:10] Oh my God.
[04:23:11] Oh my God.
[04:23:12] Oh my God.
[04:23:13] Oh my God.
[04:23:14] Oh my God.
[04:23:15] The shirty match is over.
[04:23:17] Come on, buddy.
[04:23:18] Get ready.
[04:23:20] Lacey, get there.
[04:23:21] Let's get there.
[04:23:22] Let's get there.
[04:23:23] Get there.
[04:23:24] What?
[04:23:25] The thing is he actually has chances.
[04:23:26] We just fucked up.
[04:23:27] Handball!
[04:23:28] I like that chance.
[04:23:29] Handball.
[04:23:30] Hey, Allen!
[04:23:31] You're done.
[04:23:32] You're done.
[04:23:33] You're done.
[04:23:34] Come on, come on.
[04:23:35] Hey, hey, hey.
[04:23:36] Defense, defense, defense.
[04:23:37] Go, go, go.
[04:23:38] How we go?
[04:23:39] Go in, go in.
[04:23:40] What the fuck?
[04:23:41] There's so many reds.
[04:23:42] Get them, brother.
[04:23:43] Get there, get there.
[04:23:44] Get there, get there, get there, get there, get there.
[04:23:49] Go in right now.
[04:23:51] Nice, what?
[04:23:52] What?
[04:23:53] What?
[04:23:54] What?
[04:23:54] What?
[04:23:56] Let's see what we take now.
[04:23:58] Fuck this shit, get ready to go in, come on.
[04:24:00] Slowly.
[04:24:01] This is a joke now.
[04:24:02] No it's not.
[04:24:02] You go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
[04:24:04] Jason, I sent in like 10 people.
[04:24:07] Huh?
[04:24:08] Everyone's in, look around.
[04:24:09] It's like 10 of us.
[04:24:10] Oh yeah, all of us are.
[04:24:12] It's not for ladies to get his first go, come on.
[04:24:17] Yo, red team!
[04:24:19] If he scores this, I'm not kidding.
[04:24:21] To the fucking...
[04:24:22] Come on, lads, lads, I need that go.
[04:24:24] Everybody's going to the hell.
[04:24:26] Everybody hold you, everybody fucking hold.
[04:24:28] Everybody hold right now, man.
[04:24:29] This is why you got to buy the cherry match.
[04:24:31] This is exactly why. Let's see it.
[04:24:33] Let's get it.
[04:24:35] That is a...
[04:24:37] I
[04:25:02] Have fun don't any sperm pain fucking child support when he's 18 come on Jay
[04:25:07] Well, if you know, I'm about to kill myself.
[04:25:12] Turn the turn.
[04:25:13] There's so many red players.
[04:25:16] There's so many red players.
[04:25:17] There's so many red players.
[04:25:21] Guys, keep chasing.
[04:25:22] Keep chasing, Lacey.
[04:25:23] Yeah.
[04:25:24] Got Lacey, got Lacey.
[04:25:25] Finish it, finish it.
[04:25:26] Nice finish.
[04:25:27] Lacey's right there.
[04:25:31] So right now, we got some reds.
[04:25:32] We got some reds to score 5-4.
[04:25:34] No one has noticed all the reds.
[04:25:35] 11 or what?
[04:25:36] What are you talking about?
[04:25:46] Get off, get off, get off.
[04:25:47] Nobody's out, bro.
[04:25:48] It's over?
[04:25:49] No, no, no, no, no.
[04:25:50] No, you didn't.
[04:25:51] One minute left.
[04:25:52] Finish game, finish game, finish game.
[04:25:53] Finish game, finish game, finish game.
[04:25:54] One minute, one minute.
[04:25:55] Finish it, finish it.
[04:25:56] Well, that's the game off, finish the game off.
[04:25:57] How much time left?
[04:25:58] One minute, one minute, finish it, finish it.
[04:26:01] What is the game up, finish the game up.
[04:26:03] How much time left?
[04:26:03] It's me, Pekka, so what, he's doing laps.
[04:26:06] It's over.
[04:26:07] It's over.
[04:26:08] It's over.
[04:26:09] Hold on, hold on.
[04:26:11] Zestia, come over, bro.
[04:26:13] How much?
[04:26:14] It's fucking over.
[04:26:15] It's fucking over.
[04:26:16] Come on, it's over.
[04:26:17] It's raps.
[04:26:18] It's fucking over.
[04:26:19] Coach.
[04:26:20] What happened?
[04:26:20] What happened?
[04:26:22] What happened, bro?
[04:26:22] What happened, y'all?
[04:26:23] Hey, finish the game, finish the game, finish it.
[04:26:26] I don't know how to finish it.
[04:26:27] What happened?
[04:26:27] Just give it up.
[04:26:28] Finish the game, finish the game.
[04:26:28] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:26:32] Oh, no! Oh, no, finish it!
[04:26:34] No, no, no, finish it!
[04:26:36] We can't! We can't!
[04:26:38] We can't!
[04:26:40] We can't!
[04:26:42] We can't!
[04:26:44] No, please, we can't finish!
[04:26:46] No!
[04:26:58] You
[04:27:24] Let's finish strong man
[04:27:26] Hey, team red, leave it all on the court.
[04:27:31] 15-11 on the court.
[04:27:33] 15-11.
[04:27:35] Five minutes added to the timer.
[04:27:37] Lace, Lace, Lace.
[04:27:41] Check your backpack.
[04:27:42] Check it, just check it.
[04:27:49] Lacey, are you playing?
[04:27:51] I got seven on the team.
[04:27:52] Jason, Jason, one needs to come on.
[04:27:54] Yeah
[04:28:12] Come on
[04:28:19] Finish and finish and finish him
[04:28:24] Oh, yeah.
[04:28:26] I got that.
[04:28:28] Hey!
[04:28:29] Red O'Teen!
[04:28:30] Red O'Teen!
[04:28:31] Red O'Teen!
[04:28:32] You take it, you take it, you take it.
[04:28:35] Oh, you take it, you take it, you take it.
[04:28:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody after this.
[04:28:41] Let's get it, let's get it.
[04:28:43] We're only taking photos, y'all!
[04:28:45] Right now, right now!
[04:28:47] Hey, hey!
[04:28:49] I'm right here, bro!
[04:28:54] This is a useless team chat.
[04:28:56] Finish the game, finish the game.
[04:28:58] I'm retiring as a coach. One second, everyone.
[04:29:00] You're shot, you're shot, boy. You're shot, you're shot.
[04:29:02] I'm retiring as a coach.
[04:29:03] Yo, five, go get you a goal. Go get you a goal. Come on.
[04:29:05] I'm retiring as a coach. GG's, y'all.
[04:29:07] I get the GG's in the chat. I'm dead-ass retiring.
[04:29:09] I have more points than some of my players.
[04:29:11] GG's.
[04:29:14] Oh, my fucking god. I'm never doing this again.
[04:29:19] Go far, go far, go far.
[04:29:21] Push, push.
[04:29:22] You go, come on, team, man!
[04:29:25] Ah, come on, man!
[04:29:26] Hey!
[04:29:27] Ah!
[04:29:29] Holy shit!
[04:29:30] Go!
[04:29:31] That is almost, that's death.
[04:29:33] I'm going to have to go into a sperm bag.
[04:29:36] Huh?
[04:29:37] No, no, no.
[04:29:38] I got you.
[04:29:39] I got you.
[04:29:40] It's over.
[04:29:41] Hey, nice job.
[04:29:42] Nice job, team.
[04:29:43] Do I call it?
[04:29:44] Do I call my team?
[04:29:45] I already tried.
[04:29:46] you
[04:30:16] You
[04:30:46] You're right. Hey, you're sperm. Hey, 18 years old, you're gonna have to check the file.
[04:30:57] You're gonna be good.
[04:31:02] You're gonna be good.
[04:31:04] My team is gonna hang for him.
[04:31:07] It's over.
[04:31:10] So how y'all gonna like collect this room?
[04:31:14] What do you mean how, bro?
[04:31:16] You asked the jake off, how many of us?
[04:31:18] Who's going to collect it first?
[04:31:22] They had one player, bro.
[04:31:26] They had one player, bro.
[04:31:29] I know, that's too far.
[04:31:31] I can't believe this.
[04:31:34] I actually can't believe this. I'm flabbergasted.
[04:31:37] Hey, listen, you win some and lose some and you guys didn't really lose, I lost, I've
[04:31:49] got to donate my sperm, you guys are going home to being happy, I've got to donate my
[04:31:56] sperm with this guy.
[04:31:57] So, I don't know, you should make our sperm together and do that to one of the guys.
[04:32:06] You play fucking dog shit. You never fucking call
[04:32:36] Oh my God, Chet.
[04:32:41] What's the Chet's name?
[04:32:43] Your ass.
[04:32:44] Gating.
[04:32:45] Foodie game.
[04:32:46] Hey, how did that happen?
[04:32:48] Jason.
[04:32:49] Jason.
[04:32:50] Just leave him on the ground, bro.
[04:32:53] Jason, when you lose, you learn.
[04:32:56] Chet, now that I signed my jersey,
[04:32:57] you lose, you learn more.
[04:32:58] Thanks, man.
[04:32:59] Jason.
[04:33:00] Hey, baby.
[04:33:01] You got this.
[04:33:02] Keep your head up.
[04:33:03] Keep your head up.
[04:33:04] You're doing really good, buddy.
[04:33:05] What?
[04:33:05] No?
[04:33:06] I'm not.
[04:33:06] I'm not.
[04:33:07] I'm not.
[04:33:07] I'm not.
[04:33:08] I'm not.
[04:33:08] Let's keep her out of that, bro.
[04:33:10] Let's get her out.
[04:33:11] It's all right, bro.
[04:33:11] Yo, how do you want to do that?
[04:33:13] Do you want to score today?
[04:33:15] Can you do it?
[04:33:16] Yeah!
[04:33:17] Oh!
[04:33:17] Oh!
[04:33:18] Oh!
[04:33:18] Oh!
[04:33:19] Oh!
[04:33:19] Oh!
[04:33:20] Oh!
[04:33:20] Oh!
[04:33:21] Oh!
[04:33:21] Oh!
[04:33:22] Oh!
[04:33:22] Oh!
[04:33:23] Oh!
[04:33:23] Oh!
[04:33:24] Oh!
[04:33:24] Oh!
[04:33:25] Oh!
[04:33:25] Oh!
[04:33:26] Oh!
[04:33:26] Oh!
[04:33:27] Oh!
[04:33:27] Oh!
[04:33:28] Oh!
[04:33:28] Oh!
[04:33:29] Oh!
[04:33:29] Oh!
[04:33:30] Oh!
[04:33:30] Oh!
[04:33:31] Fuck it now. I'm not playing you're starting this off. Go start us off
[04:33:38] Jump jump
[04:34:01] 7!
[04:34:03] 8!
[04:34:05] 9!
[04:34:07] 6-4!
[04:34:09] 8!
[04:34:11] Oh, bro, I need this shirt, man.
[04:34:19] Who did that?
[04:34:21] I got an accent.
[04:34:23] What's your faith?
[04:34:25] I will shit on you, man.
[04:34:26] You think so?
[04:34:27] I will shit on you.
[04:34:28] What's your faith?
[04:34:29] I did teach you a different routine though.
[04:34:31] I won't fuck you up and push you back.
[04:34:33] Okay, let's go.
[04:34:34] What's your max?
[04:34:35] You ever got it?
[04:34:36] Uh, I don't know.
[04:34:37] I bet.
[04:34:38] I bet you.
[04:34:39] Push your face, push your face.
[04:34:40] All right, Allen, to my, like,
[04:34:41] so when I go down, you go down, and then you go.
[04:34:43] Push your face!
[04:34:45] On my face, okay?
[04:34:46] All right, all right.
[04:34:48] Ready?
[04:34:49] Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, up, up.
[04:34:59] I didn't come over yet.
[04:35:24] Up
[04:35:29] down, up, down, up, down, up, down up up down I didn't call up
[04:35:54] Down up down up down up
[04:36:02] Down up
[04:36:04] down up
[04:36:07] Down up
[04:36:11] Down
[04:36:13] Yeah
[04:36:15] Oh
[04:36:17] I got a secret weapon, but I
[04:36:22] Can't lose
[04:36:24] Okay, Los! Push up for a king in his ass!
[04:36:31] And then a vent.
[04:36:34] Yeah.
[04:36:37] Appreciate it. Can I get a tip, bro?
[04:36:40] Oh, shit.
[04:36:43] Oh, shit.
[04:36:45] Oh, shit.
[04:36:47] You guys won this one, though, man.
[04:36:49] Los!
[04:36:51] I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go!
[04:36:53] I gotta go, I gotta go!
[04:36:55] I got one more, I got one more.
[04:37:05] I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
[04:37:11] Put up. There you go.
[04:37:13] Yo, rent a five, bro.
[04:37:21] I don't know where Zinjus is at bro!
[04:37:51] Push over.
[04:37:53] I should have licked it.
[04:37:55] F**k!
[04:37:57] Don't run!
[04:38:01] Lace. Lace.
[04:38:05] Lace. This is on your injuries, ok?
[04:38:07] We're out.
[04:38:09] I need some sort of backpack report.
[04:38:21] I got double joints, bros, that's why I'm on the field.
[04:38:28] Hey, Ron, I'm not gonna lie to you, I was walking to you, and I was seeing what you were
[04:38:43] trying to do.
[04:38:44] Yo, Red!
[04:38:45] I got confused with someone.
[04:38:46] I got confused because something was right in my bag
[04:38:48] They said I could have picked up the fucking ballpots like what?
[04:38:50] So much happening over 6 months
[04:38:52] Maximum flex boys
[04:38:56] Six God
[04:39:02] Hey Jack, can you keep your mouth shut?
[04:39:04] Yeah, I'm fine
[04:39:08] Yo, can I borrow it though?
[04:39:12] I'm not leasing it
[04:39:14] Hey can I get a sweater?
[04:39:15] No you can't.
[04:39:16] No, fuck no.
[04:39:17] You should be.
[04:39:17] Fuck no.
[04:39:18] What's my name?
[04:39:19] Huh?
[04:39:20] Ronaldo.
[04:39:21] You're good boy.
[04:39:22] You're Ronaldo.
[04:39:23] Thank you.
[04:39:24] Thank you.
[04:39:24] Thank you.
[04:39:25] All right man.
[04:39:26] Let's go.
[04:39:27] Thanks.
[04:39:27] Thanks.
[04:39:28] Thanks.
[04:39:28] Hey, huh.
[04:39:29] Hey, sir.
[04:39:30] Next on the list, let me be in the pitch.
[04:39:31] Oh, um, okay.
[04:39:33] Yeah, I got you.
[04:39:34] Actually, I'm just winning.
[04:39:35] I'm on this win.
[04:39:36] I'm just winning.
[04:39:37] And I got you.
[04:39:38] Hey, let me know.
[04:39:39] Hey, let me know.
[04:39:40] Of course, bro.
[04:39:41] She can go dominate.
[04:39:42] I'm gonna score a hat-trick.
[04:39:43] Go dominate.
[04:39:44] Oh, yeah, let's do it, bro
[04:39:48] Hey good games chat, I see you guys
[04:40:01] Hey, seriously, yeah good games good games
[04:40:07] Okay, hey y'all
[04:40:14] So how do I start to donate for my sperm?
[04:40:18] Oh yeah man, come on. Let's go man. Let's do it.
[04:40:21] Ahh, nice to see you.
[04:40:23] I did give it to you.
[04:40:25] Decide it. I'm gonna fix my phone back.
[04:40:29] Hi y'all.
[04:40:30] He's back.
[04:40:32] It's a buck, bro.
[04:40:34] You're in the front?
[04:40:36] Yeah, yeah.
[04:40:38] Let's have some fun.
[04:40:40] Can you take a picture?
[04:40:41] No, no, let's watch yourself.
[04:40:42] Good vibes, you know?
[04:40:44] Any serious, bro?
[04:40:46] Of course, bro.
[04:40:48] Any time, you know?
[04:40:50] That's a good guy right there.
[04:40:52] Oh, yeah.
[04:40:54] Listen, Mark, it's okay.
[04:40:56] All right.
[04:40:58] He's in the back of the hall.
[04:41:00] Why?
[04:41:02] Wait, Johnny, you in front?
[04:41:04] Yeah, I got it.
[04:41:06] Hey, Jason.
[04:41:08] Yeah.
[04:41:14] Oh, you're not, you're not just, is that okay?
[04:41:19] Oh my God.
[04:41:21] Oh shit.
[04:41:23] Damn chat.
[04:41:25] Straight to the sperm bank or what?
[04:41:27] Hey, WU-Adventure, that was nice.
[04:41:29] Thanks bro.
[04:41:30] Let me show you.
[04:41:31] It was fun.
[04:41:32] That was good.
[04:41:33] How far is the drive?
[04:41:34] Who that in the back?
[04:41:35] I'll drive it, how far is the drive?
[04:41:37] Fast, home, talk.
[04:41:38] You want me to, you want me to 107 or no?
[04:41:40] Huh.
[04:42:12] I
[04:42:42] Oh
[04:42:44] That W's
[04:42:49] I'll move bro. What the fuck is that on what's going on a ski mask these
[04:42:54] car this is fucking
[04:42:56] packed
[04:42:58] Hacks
[04:43:05] Now he go I was staring at this guy making sure he didn't stab Jason's fucking car
[04:43:10] Yeah, I'll be out you go chat. Are you going to chat? Oh?
[04:43:15] You know what bro out all they're saying is Jack Dordie's goons Dordie 40 40 do's oh
[04:43:23] My god, we made it out bro
[04:43:25] I
[04:43:35] Could a little interest hop
[04:43:40] Chains the shutter in the aperture
[04:43:44] Scotch
[04:43:46] Keep the auto
[04:43:52] W van the Chapman had all the kids pulled up
[04:43:55] You saw me and I was on the
[04:43:57] You can't fix it?
[04:43:58] Uh, no, I'm not
[04:43:59] You can't fix it?
[04:44:00] It's not soft yet
[04:44:01] Oh, let me just see the camera
[04:44:07] What?
[04:44:08] Yeah, I don't know
[04:44:09] I was focusing on the Jason
[04:44:10] I was focusing on a bad guy, bro
[04:44:12] That was cool, bro
[04:44:14] When you're in Jason's mate bed, just make sure the shirt is at 1 out of 6 feet
[04:44:19] You're gonna change the shirt or just name it?
[04:44:21] You change it on the screen?
[04:44:23] Uh, you just turn it with the circle, the circle button on the right, uh, the right side of the thing.
[04:44:28] Oh, let's do it.
[04:44:29] Damn, bro, we didn't get a peck on his McDonald's.
[04:44:32] Bro, cause we didn't fucking win, bro.
[04:44:34] So, should we go straight to the sperm bank now?
[04:44:37] Should we make sure our sperm together and give it to a person?
[04:44:41] Like, how does this work?
[04:44:42] Yeah, Chad, do I actually donate my sperm?
[04:44:45] I mean, that was the bet, right?
[04:44:46] How do we donate our sperm?
[04:44:48] I don't have any nut in me right now, boss.
[04:44:50] What?
[04:44:51] Who remembers what Jason said about the baby?
[04:44:53] Dude...
[04:44:55] Kekwa?
[04:44:56] No.
[04:44:57] That was bad.
[04:44:58] Oh, fuck.
[04:45:01] Damn, bro, we love you.
[04:45:04] You guys are saying XGC Rage?
[04:45:05] XGC's not even lying, bro.
[04:45:06] He's a fucking bad streamer.
[04:45:14] Some good people there, bro.
[04:45:16] A little good people?
[04:45:17] Yeah, bro.
[04:45:18] Like, half of 14 people came late, apparently.
[04:45:20] Yeah as map you came late apparently that's what they say bro messy messy wasn't
[04:45:27] performing today used to yeah he did that bicycle that one time he got a goal
[04:45:31] bro I'm gonna be honest with you bro we look he might need to hit the gym bro we
[04:45:37] gotta get on our coach man or something bro we got a refiner skills the
[04:45:42] cherry matches literally next month you know I'm saying I'm getting sperm as
[04:45:46] Because a short person can't be good.
[04:45:48] What?
[04:45:49] I'm 5'8".
[04:45:50] What does that have to do with anything?
[04:45:52] You're 5'8"?
[04:45:53] 7.
[04:45:54] 5'7"?
[04:45:55] Yes.
[04:45:56] Dan, bro, should I start wearing hypers?
[04:45:59] No.
[04:46:00] Embrace your hypers.
[04:46:02] Because it's not about what's outside, it's about what's in here.
[04:46:06] Shut your bitch-ass up, bro.
[04:46:09] Alright.
[04:46:10] Dan, bro, I really scored more than my team.
[04:46:14] We both got one today bro. We both got one. That's all that matters. We did something. You know what I mean?
[04:46:22] I'm just so sad. I'm so fucking upset bro.
[04:46:27] At least we lost to Marlin and not like fucking... like someone chopped. You know what I mean? Could be worse. Right?
[04:46:37] Bro no bro. Marlin needs to be fucking defeated chat. He needs to be fucking defeated.
[04:46:43] I mean Braden had that one clip on him
[04:46:50] He's just his PSL is too high man, it's unbeatable bro. We look at a bigger pitch
[04:46:57] Bigger pitch. I mean
[04:46:59] We need to just get in the fucking gym bro. That's what we need to do
[04:47:02] We need someone to tell us what to fucking do. We need to place it
[04:47:06] We need to put the ball on the foot like we just got a gate in there
[04:47:09] Fuck I've all killed this person. Holy shit. I would have allegedly
[04:47:13] I would have put a kek away for sure.
[04:47:16] Chad, if we murder-
[04:47:17] McDonald's!
[04:47:18] Here, now.
[04:47:19] Oh...
[04:47:21] There's people with all black walking that are J-Walking.
[04:47:23] I'm like, I can't see.
[04:47:24] J-Walking is legal now, I think.
[04:47:26] I don't think so.
[04:47:27] I'm pretty sure in California.
[04:47:28] Is it?
[04:47:30] Damn, bro, we have a Rainbow Six Siege Tournament soon.
[04:47:32] How's that gonna work? Like, who- who's paired up with who?
[04:47:34] I don't know, apparently I'm a Bruce and Kuffam.
[04:47:36] Did I?
[04:47:37] So, I think my game is already over.
[04:47:39] Geez.
[04:47:40] Well, I heard I'm a sinner, so...
[04:47:41] Oh, yeah.
[04:47:42] Yeah, this is how it works.
[04:47:43] What is dog shit that I ever do real good?
[04:47:45] Yeah, I mean, who's doing the pairing?
[04:47:47] Like, this is just like...
[04:47:49] Guys, that's not a cinema game, bro.
[04:47:51] I'm gonna lose the first fucking round
[04:47:53] because Cuffham's gonna be just fucking yelling
[04:47:55] and Bruce is just gonna be Bruce very so cool.
[04:48:01] That's really beef off, bro.
[04:48:02] We really made that, bros.
[04:48:05] Oh, he's got a cool right back.
[04:48:07] He's not, his made back is numbered out of 150.
[04:48:11] That's the two ton though.
[04:48:12] It's too tight too by virtual
[04:48:26] Good luck everybody I turn now
[04:48:32] Good luck everybody I turn
[04:48:34] We're killing man
[04:48:36] God
[04:48:37] I hate backseat drivers
[04:48:39] I never miss a turn ever in my life ever. I will never miss a turn
[04:48:50] Just let you know bro damn bro never been in a car. We've really lost bro. Yes. We fucking lost
[04:48:57] So now do we so I gotta go live and just go into a sperm egg
[04:49:01] Yes, you go to a fucking sperm bank you come in the bathroom and then you and then you give it
[04:49:06] You put in the bottle and give it to someone's fucking baby mama?
[04:49:09] Woah.
[04:49:12] That's how it works, y'know?
[04:49:13] How did you fuck that sentence up earlier?
[04:49:14] I don't know. Sometimes I speak too fast, I speak before I think, and then words just come out of my mouth.
[04:49:20] It's bad.
[04:49:21] It's very bad.
[04:49:23] I'm so fucking ready.
[04:49:25] Ugh, my cup, bro.
[04:49:27] What if spring break?
[04:49:28] Spring break is literally next week, I think.
[04:49:31] Wait, really?
[04:49:32] Yeah.
[04:49:33] Like, beginning of next week like Monday?
[04:49:35] I think the weekend of the 13th that following week so maybe a week and a half for most people
[04:49:43] So two weeks
[04:49:46] Yeah, spring break.
[04:49:48] What we on bro?
[04:49:50] Should probably go to Miami.
[04:49:52] I'm about to head to Miami.
[04:49:54] Really?
[04:49:55] End of this month maybe.
[04:49:57] Should go to a spring break then.
[04:49:59] You trying to go?
[04:50:01] Um, I mean I went last year with UD.
[04:50:04] Chad, who remembers that?
[04:50:05] It was me, UD Marlon and Lisa back there.
[04:50:07] From Railway last year?
[04:50:09] Yeah, I don't remember that.
[04:50:11] Wait, are you going to Vegas soon?
[04:50:12] Yeah, from one day of the day.
[04:50:13] One day of Vegas, what are you going to do?
[04:50:15] Oh, this lap, though.
[04:50:16] How's it going?
[04:50:19] My girl is going to Miami.
[04:50:21] Well, that's not your girl.
[04:50:22] Yeah bro, you really, you, you about to do Miami Spring Break?
[04:50:35] What do you feel like?
[04:50:36] Nah, bro, I'm not on that timing, bro.
[04:50:37] I'm just going with the bros.
[04:50:38] All right.
[04:50:39] Going with the bros, like, bro, I want you to pull up, bro, we just have a good time.
[04:50:44] Miami drag cool cars and fucking go to the ASU for a, wait, wait, I can't go
[04:50:50] Florida I'd sure less life and JD's waiting for me. Oh shit. Oh shit JD 5 JD 5 is waiting for me
[04:51:00] you might get slimed out JD 17 oh shit JD 17
[04:51:09] ladies if JD's security guard tries picking me up are you gonna slam JD? Yeah what?
[04:51:14] Oh
[04:51:23] Security knocks me out guess you're rich guess what? I'm we're actually rich
[04:51:29] Yes, like you you had a security and then
[04:51:33] I would love for security knock me out. I'm not even kidding. Oh my god. I actually pray for that
[04:51:38] That'd be crazy
[04:51:44] I
[04:51:48] We started for London, but you serve London absolutely fucking not
[04:51:53] Why London might be the worst place in the world's row the people though
[04:51:58] I mean the people are cool people are the best
[04:52:03] Okay, I should trash gray rain and is the pressing out there. Maybe in March is not as bad
[04:52:08] I mean April because April's like spring
[04:52:14] because last time charity match was in March if I remember correctly yeah but
[04:52:18] now it's an April which means the Sun might be out
[04:52:22] Oran is waiting oh fuck no oh my god I told Oran to make sure to come to the
[04:52:27] charity match and see you oh fuck no I feel like his appearance is waiting
[04:52:34] next month our app here it's very soon
[04:52:37] I'm fucking tired bro
[04:52:44] I'm tired
[04:52:46] I'm also ass at football bro
[04:52:52] I don't know but bro that looks just made me realize I'm not ready
[04:52:55] I gotta start training bro we gotta start training maybe if you respond to
[04:52:59] Griffin we could
[04:53:00] I did give it a I literally did
[04:53:03] It's a one day. You didn't respond. Are you dumb? I he gave two days. I said I'm down
[04:53:09] Yes, it is he said Monday and Wednesday, and I said let's do it. Okay, dude, whatever you say, dude
[04:53:14] Don't get mad at me, dude
[04:53:17] Fucking dipshit
[04:53:20] Don't get mad at me, dude
[04:53:25] I'm starving
[04:53:33] shit
[04:53:35] I want to play our six
[04:53:38] See we
[04:53:42] But I'm trying to play seas go or six
[04:53:44] You're not a gamer anymore. No, I'm on my game of shit. I'm a gamer. I'm on my game of shit
[04:53:50] I want to play I'll play Valorant off course. I look he liked Valorant
[04:53:54] Oh, of course. I'm gonna lie. I've got a sick classic. I like Valorant seas go
[04:53:59] R6 turning coming up. I want to play R6 the R6 20 should be fun
[04:54:05] Maybe tomorrow we have a lot of six wait. What do you do tomorrow? Are you playing a resident evil?
[04:54:09] I was gonna play resident evil at night
[04:54:14] R6 tomorrow
[04:54:17] Not about shout shout bro. Not about shout. Yeah, R6 tomorrow
[04:54:23] Maybe I can call Jinx you'd say 3d3 every rank
[04:54:26] Not a nabs bro, nabs bro, and then Sunday attorney, I'm playing I'm only one and Tyler one in league
[04:54:35] I'm on bro I'm on every fucking game. Let me call Junko
[04:54:41] Is he even live? Junko! I think he'll pick up. He's my friend. Pre-GGs?
[04:54:54] He only picks up when he's...
[04:54:56] Oh, he's shooting, bro.
[04:54:57] He's got...
[04:54:58] He's a good do-it.
[04:55:01] Junko, junko, junko.
[04:55:02] Now stay with your mother and junko officer.
[04:55:05] Ball right!
[04:55:11] Broke off like an iPod kid.
[04:55:18] Fuck, bro. Here's the ball right. What do we have?
[04:55:20] Oh, shit.
[04:55:22] Actually...
[04:55:24] Dude action
[04:55:29] 30 more minutes man
[04:55:36] Whoa, it's fucking turn ever
[04:55:43] She's script something when you hit something in the road
[04:55:45] We says it's human and we get on the mirror switch. I don't know if it bear
[04:55:49] I went on got my crash my main bag, but it actually crashed
[04:55:54] Maybe we faking crash.
[04:55:56] We were here by Emmy, on dot K.
[04:55:58] Marlon launched the SF-90 that we were in.
[04:56:01] And I was looking at the camera, I was on Marlon.
[04:56:04] Some homeless dude walked in front of it.
[04:56:08] And Marlon didn't stop.
[04:56:10] I'm telling you, he walked past the SF-90 by like half a second.
[04:56:14] So he almost fucking died.
[04:56:16] Oh, he would have killed him. No, no, he would have actually killed the dude.
[04:56:18] But the guy would have went flying up.
[04:56:19] Marlon gone like 50.
[04:56:21] That would have been fucking horrible.
[04:56:23] I'm on it's career, that'd be the ritual.
[04:56:25] Literally.
[04:56:27] Wee!
[04:56:33] Stable Ronaldo, you could really play soccer here.
[04:56:37] Lost a lot of weight, I see the progression.
[04:56:39] What, a lie?
[04:56:40] Thank you, bro.
[04:56:41] That's actually love.
[04:56:42] We'll get asked that is love.
[04:56:44] Is that real?
[04:56:45] That's some legendary shit right there,
[04:56:46] a real message.
[04:56:47] Thank you.
[04:56:49] Wee!
[04:56:50] Wee!
[04:56:51] Wee!
[04:56:52] hey Ron just wanted to say that you are my favorite streamer and you're killing
[04:56:57] it you deserve a meal today what the fuck am I getting bodied
[04:57:01] nice what's my chest and John
[04:57:12] Jason the black hair looks good on your face I'm feeling a little bit insecure
[04:57:16] Thanks for the nice comment.
[04:57:20] It's Jason's sleep drive.
[04:57:22] Come on, it's Phantom.
[04:57:24] You're so sexy when you drive.
[04:57:27] Hey, thanks, bro.
[04:57:29] The glasses look good on you, Jason.
[04:57:31] Thanks, bro.
[04:57:33] Sending hate from Tel Aviv.
[04:57:35] Nanyahu Benjamin.
[04:57:37] Wow, he's in my jacket.
[04:57:39] Ask him if you're sure tomorrow?
[04:57:41] Nanyahu Benjamin is in my jacket.
[04:57:43] Now you're getting brilliant.
[04:57:45] literally here I see same should we step out and go to a wall I know bro I mean
[04:57:50] he's already here I might just see a thousand gifted in this I get maybe
[04:57:55] careful go watching oh wait I don't know what I've been playing with my
[04:58:09] appendix is like bursting like low-key don't play about and then bro my
[04:58:12] I feel like a tight pain right under my thumb that's that
[04:58:18] that's that's that gives me PTSD I don't give a fuck bro
[04:58:24] fuck you bitch you had to pay $300 today to open your may back you're a
[04:58:29] fucking dumbass listen bro I got may bad money no matter the fuck does that
[04:58:35] not even mean
[04:58:37] you know exactly what it means
[04:58:39] you pissed off
[04:58:41] oh lelelelele
[04:58:43] that's a good chance man
[04:58:45] i got france winning the world cup
[04:58:47] i got ganna
[04:58:49] ria?
[04:58:51] no
[04:58:53] what's the curable STD?
[04:58:55] everything, the government holds everything
[04:58:57] and they want everyone to have problems so that we can pay for medicine
[04:58:59] the medicine companies, the biggest companies in the world
[04:59:01] then they profit the most off that
[04:59:03] Fucking yahoo by the yahoo's
[04:59:18] Is that a black truck behind you?
[04:59:20] Don't be weird, bro. This chat's being weird now, bro. No, you gotta chill bro. Yeah, you know I'm about to get sued
[04:59:27] By a CS CS go. Yeah, I kind of strike why
[04:59:31] Um, because I'm in the lawsuit right now for, um, opening cases on the street.
[04:59:37] What? That's part of the game?
[04:59:38] I blame Onaypixel for getting me addicted.
[04:59:40] Wait, is that not the game?
[04:59:42] I don't know, I'm in the files.
[04:59:43] Oh, shit.
[04:59:44] I'm deadass.
[04:59:45] How many files are you part of?
[04:59:46] Thirty.
[04:59:47] Jesus, man.
[04:59:49] That's thirty-two many.
[04:59:51] Wait, what's the third one?
[04:59:53] What do you mean?
[04:59:54] What's the third one?
[04:59:55] Well, um, these files is one.
[04:59:59] Okay.
[05:00:00] C.S. Files. That's the last one.
[05:00:07] I come from a land of love.
[05:00:10] I come from a land of love.
[05:00:15] I come from a land of love.
[05:00:18] Let's get that going, shall we?
[05:00:21] D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove. D. Glove.
[05:00:28] Can't wait to jump.
[05:00:30] Yeah, turn this off.
[05:00:31] Yes.
[05:00:32] I should stop.
[05:00:33] Yeah, I should.
[05:00:34] Be right back.
[05:00:35] This is sad.
[05:00:36] I remember.
[05:00:37] It's all you.
[05:00:38] I got no part of this.
[05:00:46] This is a ritual, bro.
[05:00:51] Traveling in a Friday calm.
[05:00:54] It's a ritual.
[05:00:55] You're about to get blessed forever.
[05:01:24] I'm not that time I'm just..
[05:01:30] I'm not that time at all.
[05:01:33] No, apparently me, Jinx, and Lacey are doing lost in Tullaby.
[05:01:38] What? What?
[05:01:40] The fuck?
[05:01:43] You think Epstein's alive?
[05:01:45] Yes.
[05:01:46] I think he was actually on Fortnite.
[05:01:49] Oh yes.
[05:01:50] Why?
[05:01:51] I'm sure.
[05:01:52] I'm Phil's.
[05:01:53] Epstein is a distraction from the main dude. There's another dude that doesn't weigh worse, but he's controlling Epstein
[05:01:58] I don't want to speak too much because I'm gonna kill him, but if you know the names, it's over
[05:02:07] She's actually scary and fucking horrifying. I mean that's the whole government that eat babies
[05:02:12] It's been a ritual for you to do something, bro. I'm not in shit in that shit
[05:02:17] Listen, we're all be a millionaire not a billionaire. I'm gonna fuck
[05:02:20] bro, but if no one takes action, no one can take action
[05:02:24] it's been a thing for hundreds and hundreds of years
[05:02:26] something needs to change bro
[05:02:28] and we could start that change
[05:02:31] we need to start an alliance
[05:02:33] there's no chance
[05:02:35] let's just have Marlon on our side
[05:02:37] and we can accomplish
[05:02:39] now you're speaking my language
[05:02:41] we can't accomplish
[05:02:43] rod with the self-report of doom
[05:02:45] what the fuck are you talking about?
[05:02:47] I ain't coming from a land down under
[05:02:50] Pretending like you don't know the lyrics? Classic
[05:02:52] You know it's how I come from a land down under, bro
[05:02:56] There it goes, you're talking a lot
[05:02:57] Just sing it with your chest
[05:02:59] Another time on the line
[05:03:06] I could have fucking made that, I'm a fucking dumbass loser chug
[05:03:09] Put your right so I'm talking
[05:03:11] I'm talking a little fucking
[05:03:12] I'm telling you you're never gonna make it
[05:03:13] You gotta let something, yeah there you go see
[05:03:14] Watch the next one
[05:03:15] Next one, next one, next one, wait
[05:03:16] Oh
[05:03:25] Is that your pink
[05:03:38] Give all my money away to a billion is too much
[05:03:42] No, I might be kidding after seeing I'd also trade all my money my bank account just to experience
[05:03:48] the lack of someone for the first time. That is the truth. I would actually do that. I'd actually do that too.
[05:03:53] No, you can't go back now because it has millions of views on the tip top.
[05:03:55] I was telling the truth, Dale. I promise you. I promise you. I would I swear to God
[05:04:05] I would sell everything. I could go back to being like a kid playing black ops for the first time or like
[05:04:09] Minecraft for the first time and just experiencing like everything bro watching FaZe again before we ruined it
[05:04:18] Put on all of your cameras bro, put the camera button on the lock
[05:04:21] Oh fuck
[05:04:21] You can do it bro, put your window down
[05:04:23] You can go in
[05:04:24] Oh fuck, oh shit
[05:04:26] Please don't hit someone's car, Jason
[05:04:28] I feel you good on the right
[05:04:29] Bro this shit is mad tight
[05:04:31] There you go
[05:04:32] I would want one of these shit mad tight
[05:04:34] The trick is you touch your left
[05:04:36] Wait, what was your car?
[05:04:38] I got out like that. I'm like that.
[05:04:41] I'm just gonna lie, bro. My driving skills are low-key getting a little bit more refined.
[05:04:46] We need a W driver in a chair.
[05:04:48] Hell no. Hell no. That's a kick-weight.
[05:04:51] I don't know, it's supposed to be my shit or your fired.
[05:04:54] The fuck is a kick-weight?
[05:04:56] Kick-Walk. Where'd I go?
[05:04:58] I know kick-Walk.
[05:04:59] I come from a down-down-down-down-down-down-down.
[05:05:02] I haven't seen it. No.
[05:05:04] I come from a down-down-down-down-down-down.
[05:05:06] Hey, good shit today, bud.
[05:05:08] Good shit, Doug.
[05:05:09] Tomorrow, let's go donate to our sperms.
[05:05:13] Let's hit the bank, bro.
[05:05:15] Don't be crazy, man.
[05:05:23] I should have my fucking piece on board.
[05:05:36] What the fuck?
[05:05:38] What the fuck?
[05:05:40] What the fuck?
[05:05:42] It's coming from the left.
[05:05:44] Sookie!
[05:05:52] Is he slaying some shit right now?
[05:05:54] Music loud as shit, yo.
[05:05:56] You might be slaying some shit right now.
[05:06:06] SILKIE?
[05:06:08] He's practicing shit.
[05:06:13] He's slaying some shit.
[05:06:18] Leave him be.
[05:06:23] Do I come from out of nowhere?
[05:06:28] Bro, I have to go.
[05:06:33] I don't know, let me know.
[05:06:35] Bro, let me take my fleece off, bro.
[05:06:37] Fuck.
[05:06:38] Wait, is, is, uh, is QE at the crew?
[05:06:43] Fuck, you're a fever, oh shit.
[05:06:46] Ay!
[05:06:47] Another unsuccessful day playing fucking football, man.
[05:06:52] God damn it, man.
[05:06:55] They left, they're on their way home.
[05:06:57] They're at the store.
[05:06:58] R6 game tonight, everyone. Newbie nabs. I'm lowkey down for R6, chap.
[05:07:14] Just get the shit off me, man.
[05:07:16] I
[05:07:26] Valamarin
[05:07:28] I'm low-key down bro. You scored a pen. I didn't score a pen though. Hey, that's not pen look sexy
[05:07:34] They did okay. It's all right
[05:07:38] That was like my best highlight in a very long time
[05:07:41] Police, yes?
[05:07:46] I'd have come up with my hands up on top.
[05:08:00] I'll break it to you, I had to.
[05:08:02] Not Val again. I'm down to hop on... hmm. R6 Val. Let's see who's... what games are
[05:08:27] we on bro um let's see what's going on in twiz right now lunar new year but
[05:08:35] didn't it was nice in February I'll show you get in a moment but holy shit
[05:08:40] they stole my magician because I want you off picture maybe like one hand
[05:08:47] face down they stole my fucking magician
[05:08:57] Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
[05:08:59] Remember...
[05:09:01] I don't own him, man!
[05:09:02] Remember the 90 clubs falling.
[05:09:04] We're gonna change the moment now by showing everyone the card show chat.
[05:09:11] Oh my...
[05:09:12] Three ancient fossils serenaded by the youth?
[05:09:20] Adapt? Cooking stream?
[05:09:24] He said...
[05:09:25] really chatty. You're like, I'm going man, and then because I'm leaving with the problem
[05:09:29] is like.
[05:09:30] Tyler once still on League of Legends. Surviving that outback.
[05:09:37] You're saying I can still see me right? Two's, two's, two's.
[05:09:44] Bro. Damn, his, his say low key. His say low key not looking too shabby, bro. It's
[05:09:55] like a 10 he cleared my shit still daylight yeah it's 1 p.m. here but I
[05:10:00] should must be tiring bro I completely understand he better than you 24
[05:10:07] hour now bro 24 hour angle live 24 hour vacation bro here go to the Mickey
[05:10:16] chance already bro yo chill man chill I do this
[05:10:19] survival should not for the week man oh my is he fasting too it's like it's
[05:10:24] like when you want to drink water but the only option is salt water like it's
[05:10:28] Ludwig letting chat spend $10,000 on Pokemon card damn bro I don't got that
[05:10:34] type of money though. Oh yeah, that's how many. Yuki? Each with the guys? No bro let's
[05:10:41] hop on a game. Five stack Val? Okay but who's on Val though? Like lowkey I'm
[05:10:48] down to switch up the games tonight. Like Val we did already like I'm down
[05:10:53] to hop on like CS like who else is on CS like let's play with like who else is
[05:11:00] on see nobody on us nobody nobody nobody nobody rainbow Richie Richie's on run
[05:11:16] Run run
[05:11:21] Everyone say thank you good fucking dude rainbow bro
[05:11:29] Stop on rainbow what are we thinking chat?
[05:11:34] Rainbow or FIFA
[05:11:36] Call me on discord
[05:11:42] That x you could not play me a baby fuck yo wait why you could not you could not pay me or my chat
[05:11:49] Nobody in here is playing freefall on my watch why
[05:11:53] Nobody no viewers are playing no stables playing nothing why that game is dog shit wait see is go or are six
[05:12:02] I'm not for either
[05:12:04] she's gonna r6 shut what is it I want I'm low key down for either bro CS is low
[05:12:13] key math for our six is fun CS anymore why why don't I don't play it a lot
[05:12:20] try to see us good yes our six more rockin yes he's a throwback I don't
[05:12:27] never send me some shit like that ever again bro hold on I got I need to know
[05:12:34] what we're playing I'm not a bar six bro or six or CS flip a coin flip a coin
[05:12:41] oh I love coins okay bet okay our six is watch out heads or tails our six's
[05:12:49] heads tails of CS I bet it's tails are you sure you know what let's just do a
[05:13:02] fucking poll pull in Jason the ween chat I'm opening it up all right
[05:13:07] let's start a poll let's start a poll Jason the weens chat wait I'm out of my
[05:13:12] headset Mike what the fuck
[05:13:16] CS is winning should we get some cases going to oh my god cases aware you know fuck it
[05:13:27] Fuck it. I'm gonna be in the lawsuit. I might as well finish it. I did ask might as well finish it GGs case battle
[05:13:36] I'm down to be a lawsuit though
[05:13:38] you gotta practice for our station but we could do that we could do tomorrow some shit
[05:13:46] all right chat what case is the best option steve market what are we thinking what is
[05:13:57] the best case that's like not too much money fuck it bro if we're gonna be in a lawsuit
[05:14:06] might as well finish this. That ass. Dreams and nightmares. Dreams and nightmares? Dreams
[05:14:13] and nightmares it is. How many are you thinking? How many do you want to buy? Let's see. I'm
[05:14:22] hopping on game. Leaked! Leaked! Leaked! 20. Holy shit. Can everybody here gift five
[05:14:31] subs for this opening please all right if I have one gift is sub I'll get cases
[05:14:36] facts just run the shit back man everybody for employees let's get some
[05:14:41] class going to five should we get a five-star now bro we don't have five
[05:14:44] who's the five waiting for you to confirm this purchase on the steam
[05:14:50] mobile app bro do they think I'm a fucking scammer have I ever scammed a
[05:14:55] Supreme Alice with the fucking gifted man
[05:15:01] What matter fact it's ups matter fact here's my trade offer link y'all go see it with the big five
[05:15:14] Thank you for the one gifted sub bro, let's appreciate it. Let's get some cases going on those issues really nice, bro. Thank you so much
[05:15:21] Thank you even a one bit. Thank you
[05:15:24] graphics I'm going bro I'm locked in bro me my chatter actually locked in I'm
[05:15:32] not even kidding I'll okey take a red
[05:15:54] Oh my god
[05:15:57] I don't know fucking lucky fuck it now you you
[05:16:08] Fucking yahoo's I know what you are. I know what you I know what you are
[05:16:24] Oh my god, yeah, first case. Yo, no
[05:16:33] How much is this how much dollar Jack factory new stat truck is that even worth any dollar? Oh my god, bro
[05:16:41] That's I'm currently filling out everything. I'm buying 20 days 120. Well, listen. I made my money back already wait hold
[05:16:50] back to back. Oh
[05:16:52] My god my turn, bro, please man John my fucking wallet, dude
[05:17:02] Dude that's crazy. I've never unboxed a knife
[05:17:05] That's insane. I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing I'm low key addicted now
[05:17:10] I know those low. Hey, what what case did you open dreams of nightmares? I'm buying five. I'm buying 30 of those
[05:17:18] wait that was actually like
[05:17:20] dopamine expansion that was fucking dopamine expansion I need is all
[05:17:28] literally take her I'll take a red to bro like that was that's literally all I
[05:17:31] wanted was it's added a thousand dollars to my seem account dude I'm not gonna lie
[05:17:37] I only want that cuz I'll lawsuit they want to show me max wins again oh my
[05:17:41] god not again bro not again bro the gold icon is
[05:17:48] It's actual dopamine! Look at that!
[05:17:52] How many fucking 2FA confirmed via mobile app? What?
[05:17:57] Dude, I'm not even kidding. Now I understand why there's a lawsuit. Low-key.
[05:18:00] Low-key, that was... that was nasty.
[05:18:04] Hank, no.
[05:18:07] They're about to put me in an evidence book now, bro. Gee-geez.
[05:18:12] Oh, we know exactly how you got that fucking knife. We know, bro.
[05:18:15] Your daddy with the five, a male with the five,
[05:18:17] soar with the five, hobbit with the five,
[05:18:18] what a dang good five.
[05:18:19] Okay, what song do I play?
[05:18:21] What song do I play?
[05:18:22] You know what song.
[05:18:23] Oh my fucking god.
[05:18:25] Let me get the vibes up, hold on tight, ready?
[05:18:28] No, no, no, no, no, that's crazy songs.
[05:18:30] I'm not gonna lie, that was wild songs.
[05:18:34] I gotta stop, bro.
[05:18:35] I actually gotta stop.
[05:18:37] WNMX.
[05:18:38] Where's my cases, bro?
[05:18:45] you
[05:19:15] you
[05:19:45] you
[05:20:15] you
[05:20:45] you
[05:21:15] you
[05:21:45] I
[05:22:15] I'm not kidding!
[05:22:17] What?
[05:22:19] It's true for you.
[05:22:21] What the fuck is this?
[05:22:23] Something's going on.
[05:22:25] Something weird is going on.
[05:22:27] There's something, yeah, no, no.
[05:22:29] I give it up.
[05:22:31] No, no, no, no, no.
[05:22:33] Hop on a game, bro.
[05:22:35] Let's cue a game, bro. Let's cue a game.
[05:22:37] There's something weird going on.
[05:22:39] There's a cue a game, bro. Cue the game. Cue the game.
[05:22:41] No, it is really something.
[05:22:44] Something's going on with you for sure
[05:22:46] No, really guys
[05:22:49] We know we know what's going on, bro. I
[05:22:54] Just bought more fucking keys, bro
[05:22:57] Come on. Yes. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. I'm getting straight moves. I haven't got any color except blue
[05:23:08] Oh my god
[05:23:10] The last case Benjamin if you can hear me
[05:23:18] Oh my fucking god, do I go again like I go again I'd be honest
[05:23:34] But I think I have to go again
[05:23:36] That was like cinema bro that was like cinema.
[05:23:40] YAHOO!
[05:23:55] What's on chat hold?
[05:23:56] I'm gonna be patient.
[05:23:57] My first purple bro.
[05:23:58] My first purple.
[05:24:01] Pen?
[05:24:02] No.
[05:24:03] What is pen?
[05:24:04] Hold on, give me a second.
[05:24:05] Let me open up my push chat on my pen.
[05:24:08] Horde? Horde? Horde?
[05:24:12] PIN says, I hear you run. Oh.
[05:24:15] Okay, um, I've got someone in my chat. He said...
[05:24:19] Who?
[05:24:21] Um, I, it, I, um...
[05:24:25] Is that the camera right, Mauds?
[05:24:27] Hey, y'all have a picture.
[05:24:29] Huh?
[05:24:31] He's scared.
[05:24:33] Let's get in the game, bro skin a game come on
[05:24:36] Stop on a game
[05:24:38] God invite me. Wait, you're not like you want it. I look. Oh, yeah, I'm not alone
[05:24:42] I wanted to get a red bro. Just the fucking wrap it up GNG
[05:24:48] I bought bro. I'm all I says is it doesn't say for me
[05:24:55] The disrespect against the holy land will end badly sending yo
[05:24:58] Yo, no, boss time out.
[05:25:00] Yeah, boss time out bro.
[05:25:02] Boss time out, boss time out.
[05:25:04] Please, time out.
[05:25:06] Yo.
[05:25:08] Hop on bro.
[05:25:10] I'm putting.
[05:25:12] Gary, I'm sorry.
[05:25:16] Hey, again?
[05:25:18] Or join.
[05:25:20] Join?
[05:25:22] He's a little too in character.
[05:25:24] Kekwit.
[05:25:26] You're not online it says it says your session is no longer available
[05:25:32] I am online
[05:25:35] It says it says you're just online on steam not on the game
[05:25:39] Well, I don't know you're gonna do you think they're in my PC or something. Hey, do you see that in writer now?
[05:25:44] Oh, oh, what just happened? Oh, yeah, man
[05:25:50] All right, so what I do play and then do I do competitive or chat do I do premiere?
[05:25:55] I think premier is more comfy
[05:25:58] I bet
[05:26:01] Here we go, man
[05:26:04] We are on the fucking game
[05:26:07] Keck walk for mere time
[05:26:10] Fuck well, give me two more so I can do a knife trade-up
[05:26:16] Baby
[05:26:18] I can't leave a knife first case. I'm not even kidding. Should I give away the knife? Can I even trade it or no?
[05:26:38] Ooh a pink on her mind here we go chat complete silence, maybe
[05:26:43] me holy all right now they get you this is how they get you chat you just never
[05:26:53] get back never check trades let me watch right now for never never well you
[05:26:58] had a fucking night first case Murray yeah I know but bro I'm losing nice I
[05:27:03] checked I checked my trade offers I got a face class sticker nice another face
[05:27:08] plastic or okay some cases why not I got my trade over I'm not bad I'll take
[05:27:16] some cases thanks bro no trade offers nice nobody even wants to send me
[05:27:22] anything it's very nice there let's go brother play well map is this no map
[05:27:30] yeah dummy oh oh fuck bands just like facing a fucker how do you do this they
[05:27:43] don't know this bro fuck that I don't know the map being a yeah I'm private
[05:27:47] on steam I'm banned bro ban these maps ban
[05:27:56] but then bum bum bum bum bum and bro ban
[05:28:05] your first time chatter don't call me a fucking ding dong bro that's how you
[05:28:09] end up in Banville Ron came Ron came
[05:28:13] uh
[05:28:15] uh... band
[05:28:16] uh... i look you
[05:28:18] uh...
[05:28:20] uh...
[05:28:23] sixty-four
[05:28:27] uh...
[05:28:29] here we go
[05:28:30] you know what one point i could have been a problem c s
[05:28:33] you think so
[05:28:37] i know so
[05:28:40] You can spend these cat looking sideways. It's not gonna stop my gaming. Let's fucking game, dude
[05:28:44] Let's actually wait us something man
[05:28:47] Manipulated
[05:28:50] Yo, it's good
[05:28:52] You know this knife is chopped
[05:28:55] Wait, where's my knife the fuck?
[05:28:58] Heck wait, I use a ruby chatters this dog shit. I
[05:29:02] Unboxed it loadout changes are not available. You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm stuck with a default knife
[05:29:09] Wait, I'm stuck with some bullshit. Oh my god, bro. This isn't yo team. We got Mike quick Mike check
[05:29:15] Your Mike doesn't work right. Yep. Yeah, I know you
[05:29:18] Yo, can y'all hear me? Yeah, yo, yo, yo, Mike say let's get a Mike check. I can't hear you. I can't hear you
[05:29:24] Yo, yo, yo, I look at it. What's good, man?
[05:29:29] How's your day?
[05:29:32] That's good here, bro. Let's win this game. Okay. Hey man, I had a horrible day
[05:29:35] I got to donate my sperm to a sperm bank
[05:29:39] It's too bad though
[05:29:48] What you said guys this is a game of fun the game of fucking guys be be be be be push me push me push me push me
[05:29:54] I'm decoy. I'm gonna hear me or no team. Yes, we can hear you, bro
[05:30:02] Rush rush me
[05:30:04] Wait, why does the game look so beautiful?
[05:30:09] Wait, no, no, that guy's cheating.
[05:30:12] So now we're cheating, got it.
[05:30:16] Got it.
[05:30:17] Oh, predator, bro.
[05:30:20] You need to be assassinated.
[05:30:22] I'm working on these cases for a quick game in a chat.
[05:30:29] Nice.
[05:30:32] Nice.
[05:30:35] Nice.
[05:30:38] Nice.
[05:30:41] How the fuck do I open it?
[05:30:44] Nice.
[05:30:47] Nice.
[05:30:50] Nice.
[05:30:53] I think I literally just got blue central.
[05:30:57] Nice, purple, maybe pink central.
[05:31:07] Nice, wasted money.
[05:31:09] Now locked in.
[05:31:17] Come on, team.
[05:31:18] Let's play default, okay? Everybody play default, man.
[05:31:20] Hopefully you all safe.
[05:31:21] My legs are long as fuck. What the fuck?
[05:31:23] Are you gonna look at your legs now? What the fuck?
[05:31:25] Have this game
[05:31:28] You get a spin animation watch us ready three two one stable flick and three two sit the fuck
[05:31:39] Oh shit
[05:31:44] Sit the fuck down down hold on hold on my jacket needs to come off my jacket needs to come off
[05:31:48] Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
[05:31:51] Let's let's let's find let's go be
[05:32:01] Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, okay
[05:32:05] Listen every player makes their first mistakes when they have a bad mentality if we stay locked in we can do anything
[05:32:12] We put our minds to nice
[05:32:14] Let's go be let's go be it's gonna be
[05:32:25] Well, I saw a face ticker somebody nobody know anybody know any smokes
[05:32:32] Fuck Jesus
[05:32:38] Sit down sit down
[05:32:40] Hello yellow, you're baiting me bro. You're yellow. What does that even mean? No, I'm not
[05:32:48] Please yellow one more yellow nice nice job below good trade good trade rose talking to himself
[05:32:55] Good shit team. This is what I like to see. That's what I love to see go
[05:33:00] Keep a pleasure get that bomb nice nice extra money as well nice. Let's go bro. Not a bad shout nabs nabs hold on nabs nabs nabs
[05:33:10] My god having a butterfly knife is the dumbest shit ever all you do is flick it bro. I got deep
[05:33:22] The stem toy bro this kind of looks like a toy for
[05:33:26] Ruffle
[05:33:30] All right guys
[05:33:32] Play around a guys
[05:33:35] Borsh Jason's on the kids playground
[05:33:39] Guys guys guys he's long bro. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's nice. Nice. All eyes on you. All eyes on you stable all eyes on you
[05:33:53] I like your AK bro, thanks for our fees up oh
[05:33:57] Oh good shot, good shot.
[05:34:02] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
[05:34:05] Flank, flank, flank.
[05:34:07] Don't die to a P250.
[05:34:09] Redacted.
[05:34:13] Redacted.
[05:34:15] P250.
[05:34:17] Make it a 1P2.
[05:34:19] Yeah!
[05:34:21] It's over.
[05:34:32] You got this. Remember, bomb is like in the playground, in the playground.
[05:34:36] I'm out of luck.
[05:34:40] In the playground, bro. 30 seconds.
[05:34:42] No, I know. I know. I know. I know.
[05:34:45] This guy's fucking scared of playgrounds.
[05:34:47] I'm very scared.
[05:34:49] oh yeah it's over you just so was for this life I cannot change in the hell's
[05:34:56] sweet like candy can't
[05:35:05] God I don't know if we like I don't know if we flip our knife around instead of
[05:35:10] our gun I'm gonna throw a smoke on site bro like Jesus oh my god bro maybe if
[05:35:17] my teammate wasn't fucking just doing absolutely nothing oh my god bro imagine
[05:35:23] if I had a teammate there
[05:35:24] ah yeah
[05:35:25] Loki what if I flip my knife a little bit you think that'll help
[05:35:31] oh deagle spin is fireball
[05:35:32] oh deagle spin?
[05:35:33] oh deagle spin?
[05:35:34] oh random name that's a double kill
[05:35:35] oh hold on I know he's still got the movement
[05:35:46] I'm watching you. I'm watching you. Show me some. Show me some. There you go. God bomb
[05:36:04] 7355608
[05:36:08] What are you? Are you W staff?
[05:36:11] Yo!
[05:36:12] Get the fuck out of my ear! I can't hear behind me because you're gently in my ear!
[05:36:16] Jason did us through, he was like fucking Casper.
[05:36:19] I'm trying to go back so I can fucking play bomb.
[05:36:21] I just want to be the one to say it.
[05:36:23] I just want to be the one to say it.
[05:36:25] Jason grew because he wanted to stab the air. Just want to be honest.
[05:36:30] Jason thinks it's Valorant.
[05:36:34] well you can't use your abilities bro it's all about gunplay understand me a
[05:36:39] real man's game what you say yellow
[05:36:43] yeah she's talking about yellow is it the game yellow is it
[05:36:47] I think we need a plan you don't fucking say
[05:36:53] walk in bro
[05:36:59] love these streams ban them I don't care about them I'm not interested and
[05:37:04] I
[05:37:09] My
[05:37:14] Careful brother, that's duty long long long. They're my number
[05:37:20] Don't know where
[05:37:22] anything I don't see anything
[05:37:36] Yo, I cannot believe this I'm getting baby girls. I'm gonna be my whole team
[05:37:42] Eight-year-old team. It's called playing the objective, bro
[05:37:44] Slay locked in you're not you're not locked right now. That's the problem Jason's not locked
[05:37:48] whatever what are you spraying I'm spraying a fucking enemy no I'm
[05:37:52] chatted
[05:38:07] you don't understand Rico bro I used to study what you say yellow
[05:38:15] yes wait it's a 1v1 on v1 remember don't play with your knife keep your gun
[05:38:24] out you know exactly where he is bro dude that's a fucking smoke dude oh my god
[05:38:33] smoke wait my teammate has a different audio cue bro that's a that's a smoke
[05:38:41] Fucking my friends used to playing Valor. I'm sorry about this. He's not that good. Okay. That's gonna be honest
[05:38:46] You turn away from fucking you went and kill
[05:38:51] John I'd be careful with that profile picture. It's gonna be honest to you
[05:38:57] Zero damage watch watch you wanna play for kills. I'm gonna fucking kills. I'll be a last live every fucking round
[05:39:06] What the fucking firebenders
[05:39:11] I
[05:39:16] Can't hit bro fucking under head, but I'm gonna beat them spinning
[05:39:29] It's I know where your birthday party tunnel
[05:39:32] Oh
[05:39:38] He's with this pump out holy fucking shit, bro. I she can't play I can play dude. Oh my god, bro
[05:39:48] Why are we pushing a shotgun 101 101 bro like
[05:39:53] Wait, Jason are you having fun down on the leaderboard or is it
[05:39:56] Oh
[05:40:00] That fakes bad fakes pros don't fake that's a classic. I don't know what to do bro pros don't fake
[05:40:09] Holy shit, am I watching predator John the fucking Jason the ween?
[05:40:16] Holy shit man. Let me look in me
[05:40:19] I
[05:40:23] Don't know why we stopped going B guys we keep going a B was our one round that we won. Let's continue on be tight
[05:40:32] When did Jonah get my we just giving it to anyone now true mods better
[05:40:35] I just saw someone say something very aggressive in Hebrew to me in my chat. I don't know what
[05:40:40] How did you understand?
[05:40:43] Well, it's had a lot of capitalization
[05:40:49] I'm going to get off of you guys, back side, back side, back side, back side, back side,
[05:41:12] hold ahead.
[05:41:13] Jason, I'm watching.
[05:41:14] Impressed me in the chat.
[05:41:16] Last time he flicked bro.
[05:41:33] Let's go team.
[05:41:35] I'm not even excited lowkey. It's 6-2.
[05:41:38] Let's keep going B.
[05:41:40] Their B's their weak site.
[05:41:42] Are we even excited over that?
[05:41:44] Just one round win? Are we even excited?
[05:41:49] There's people right now watching us on their TV Jason wanting to see content.
[05:41:53] Watch watch watch watch watch. You want to see an entry? You want to see an entry?
[05:41:57] Flash flashing flashing flashing. Double flash double flash don't flash.
[05:42:02] Nice flash.
[05:42:04] Sight.
[05:42:08] Right.
[05:42:09] Right.
[05:42:10] I
[05:42:16] I'm in there
[05:42:20] Good very nice very good very nice very good
[05:42:35] Top five or a moments
[05:42:40] Let's fucking go dude.
[05:42:45] Mm-hmm.
[05:42:46] At Bobo, once you and Rod break up, you can always come to me.
[05:42:55] Yo, Mods.
[05:42:56] Dude.
[05:42:57] I mean, like, it's so weird.
[05:43:00] Your eyes are on stretch res.
[05:43:01] What the fuck?
[05:43:02] Can we get him out of the chat, please?
[05:43:05] Yo.
[05:43:06] Wow, bro. Wow that decoy actually got me
[05:43:20] Oh my god, oh my god, bro, damn they stacked you there, bro.
[05:43:34] I got a feeling they know we're gonna go be every single time, but after that round they
[05:43:38] probably expect an A push that's keep going to be.
[05:43:41] it was real name over yes okay I'm filling it up right now J visa yes
[05:43:55] that's so much or I bro it's overwhelming thank you bro thank you
[05:44:06] bro
[05:44:09] yeah
[05:44:12] listen tether's always a guy I am is I'm just dumb I mean I'm just dumb I
[05:44:19] should have just known I knew it was gonna happen and I fucking bailed
[05:44:25] One more one more predator
[05:44:36] Whoa Jason nice shot
[05:44:39] That basic yeah, it's a kitchen knife, bro. Yeah, I don't got shit man. Well, you need is one bullet, bro
[05:44:45] Oh no, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god
[05:44:55] Oh my god, how do we get up?
[05:44:57] Oh my god bro, how the fuck do we sell that route?
[05:45:03] Oh my god, we just got shit on bro.
[05:45:06] That was actually a lot.
[05:45:07] That's 8-3, this is bad.
[05:45:09] 9-3 curse, 9-3 curse boys, focus up.
[05:45:12] 9-3 curse.
[05:45:13] It's 8-3, why are we swinging that bro?
[05:45:15] We have bomb planted, what are we doing?
[05:45:17] 9-3 curse, come on.
[05:45:25] Hey, rog's want to say thank you for everything you do for the autistic community
[05:45:29] I'm not autistic so it doesn't make sense
[05:45:32] Let's see she started
[05:45:34] I'll look be I'll look be they probably expect the B push
[05:45:40] You swan the playoffs or no
[05:45:44] Like bro this guy's cheating he's sure we're doing it's just cringe, bro
[05:45:47] I mean, I don't really do against you samers, bro. I don't really want to do against your servers
[05:45:51] It's not cold bro. He's sniping. That's not a normal player doesn't go there. That's a fact
[05:46:04] Hey, follow me. I'll leave the charge me and you
[05:46:11] Alright, me and you, bro.
[05:46:13] Ron, we love you. Thank you, bro.
[05:46:15] Jason, come on, bro. Are you-
[05:46:17] Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops.
[05:46:19] Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops.
[05:46:21] Oh my God.
[05:46:22] I have a plan, plan, plan. I'm smoking for you.
[05:46:25] Oh my God, wait. He knows smokes, too?
[05:46:29] Why do you hear him, bro? You say you hear him?
[05:46:31] Jason, make it a 1v1. Make it a 1v1.
[05:46:41] I
[05:46:48] Nice
[05:46:52] This is what we do bro, this is why we see us
[05:46:56] Ricky bank 17 said I'm gonna sue you my son up, please
[05:47:02] Carambit
[05:47:03] I forgot
[05:47:11] I can't get your boy on the USP.
[05:47:16] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
[05:47:21] Run the EYP? What does that mean?
[05:47:26] What was that reply?
[05:47:34] Where's the B?
[05:47:37] Oh, he's in my pain? I want everyone at EYP, bro.
[05:47:40] Yeah
[05:47:46] Sailor song
[05:47:50] Hey, hey, you guys are actually cheating now cringe wait, what is the board of this?
[05:48:02] Wait, it's actually cringe Wow, how you don't say
[05:48:10] I think we forced you bro. No, no, no safe safe safe safe safe safe
[05:48:16] You can never tell the group leader what to do watch this
[05:48:22] I'm gonna be a hero player. I'm gonna kill everyone and everyone lock it after I kill them. Okay
[05:48:28] Stay locked you're free by the way. Yo, yes, I know I free bro
[05:48:31] 3, 2, 1, oh no it's over.
[05:48:39] GG, GG, GG, GG boys, boys, boys, GG, GG boys, listen chat one of them is going to rush
[05:48:49] off because he has an MP9, it's an easy, it's an easy read right here, ready look,
[05:48:54] one of them is going to rush up, see?
[05:48:58] Now he's scared to come up, so now I'm gonna peek through the top.
[05:49:05] No, bro.
[05:49:06] Hello?
[05:49:07] What's going on?
[05:49:07] Oh, you're so fucking dead, bro.
[05:49:11] Oh my god.
[05:49:12] Oh, they're going for it.
[05:49:14] Oh my god, he's gonna do it.
[05:49:15] I need more than one.
[05:49:16] Oh my god, they're selling.
[05:49:17] Do you come with us?
[05:49:18] No, you can't.
[05:49:19] Get your frags, bro.
[05:49:24] Oh.
[05:49:25] They're literally just feeding you kills
[05:49:27] to make you look good, bro.
[05:49:28] Fuck, bro, no time.
[05:49:34] No fucking time, bro.
[05:49:36] We got a win now, y'all.
[05:49:37] We got a win.
[05:49:39] You know, bro, I'm gonna be a hero player.
[05:49:40] No armor up.
[05:49:43] That's a play.
[05:49:45] No armor up?
[05:49:46] I'm saving this fucking team, OK?
[05:49:48] Listen, I'm gonna go to the playground and murder them.
[05:49:51] So stay on site.
[05:49:54] I'm gonna be here.
[05:49:54] I'm gonna be here.
[05:49:57] I
[05:50:05] Not a fucking puddle eight four hold it
[05:50:12] Kill predator who the fuck are you dating?
[05:50:20] Recaught timing as soon as I look away
[05:50:27] I think they're a they're pushing a they're gonna I'm gonna I got a crazy fucking
[05:50:37] What? What? What? What?
[05:50:40] Oh!
[05:50:42] Oh, that's it. It's slipping, bro.
[05:50:51] Don't panic, alligator.
[05:50:53] You panic. Jesus, it's over. Game over.
[05:50:55] What are you inspecting?
[05:50:57] What's your op-at? What's your op-at?
[05:50:59] No, what is he inspecting? It's going to be to your right down here.
[05:51:01] All the way down. All the way down.
[05:51:03] Get my arm. Get my arm. To your right. To your right. To your right. All the way down.
[05:51:06] Oh my god, oh my god
[05:51:13] Don't be a loser by the fuser
[05:51:21] You said I have a gun for you, bro
[05:51:26] I have a gun for you, bro. What's out? What's out? What's out? It's got Adam on it. Whoa
[05:51:31] Oh, it's very good.
[05:51:34] Yes!
[05:51:36] Itadakimasu!
[05:51:38] Wow, brother, look how happy he is.
[05:51:40] Wait, this is why you're bruh.
[05:51:42] Is this fact or a new?
[05:51:43] Ah!
[05:51:44] Can you see?
[05:51:46] It's really good to be.
[05:51:54] Where?
[05:51:55] Where?
[05:51:55] Where?
[05:51:56] Walked.
[05:52:01] I
[05:52:06] Fucking lost
[05:52:09] Where's that puddle can I jump down?
[05:52:11] I gotta go for you predator here. I'm gonna buy it off. Yeah. They're my actually you fuck. I hate you
[05:52:17] But actually no, I got you. I got you. No, I got you predator. I got you. I got you
[05:52:20] I got you predator sell predator sell predator sell predator sell
[05:52:23] Predator sell predator sell predator sell predator. So it's out. I don't know. So I don't herself
[05:52:29] Right at herself. He doesn't fuck with you
[05:52:35] Here damn hey, thanks for the 21 bro
[05:52:43] I'm here today
[05:52:52] Holy fucking shit, I'm so shit. Oh my god, bro
[05:52:59] I'm locked! I'm fucking locked! I'm fucking locked, bro! I'm fucking locked!
[05:53:07] No, bro, I'm not in here.
[05:53:11] Little 21, not a bad shot.
[05:53:15] I'm doing this shit for LeBron James, you understand me?
[05:53:21] I'm not body frying every game, but why are you saying that I'm playing bad? I'm not even playing bad.
[05:53:25] Yeah, you're not playing good
[05:53:29] Okay, is it easy easy read they're gonna go be this is an easy one. It's actually an easy read. I'm not kidding
[05:53:37] What the fuck was that cheeks I'm bad
[05:53:48] No one shot one shot I
[05:53:50] I need to see something Jason. Wait, where are you?
[05:53:54] I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
[05:53:56] We need this round! Play like your life's on the line!
[05:54:01] One more! Two more!
[05:54:03] Alright, good day, give me a day.
[05:54:05] It's up to you Predator. Alligator's dog shit.
[05:54:07] He's watered! He's watered!
[05:54:09] Alligator, play out more!
[05:54:11] Push, push, push!
[05:54:13] Come on, bro.
[05:54:15] Yup, yup, yup, yup.
[05:54:17] There it is! Let's go!
[05:54:19] Why don't I see a monkey jerking off on my face? I got out bro. That's what it is
[05:54:28] I got up. Oh, yeah, it's time, bro. Double off double the Jeep double the piece. I'm going on. I'm going on
[05:54:34] Are you going on? I'll play B. Yeah, you're gonna boost me. You're gonna boost me long
[05:54:37] No, no, I'm going I'm going I'm gonna be I'm up B. Yo, no, someone come on me long
[05:54:40] Someone come on me. Someone come on me. Someone come on me. I'm up B. Someone come on me
[05:54:45] Play right here
[05:54:47] Oh
[05:54:52] Where do I go bro, I'll say a slide down
[05:54:57] Three two nothing be nothing be now three. There you go
[05:55:06] The slanted wall
[05:55:08] I
[05:55:15] Sit down I got bomb I got bomb I got bomb I got bomb I repeat orange look behind me look behind me watch behind me make sure
[05:55:24] I'm the fucking scoper told me I'm hard scoped stable or no no well actually no I'm not I don't know that's not my name
[05:55:38] I can't bro, I can't hold everything, I can't hold everything
[05:55:42] They're finishing A, can I get comms? What's going on bro?
[05:55:44] I mean I have to look behind me bro, it's like-
[05:55:46] Are they A? Like what's going on?
[05:55:57] That's bad timing bro, that's bad toffing
[05:56:01] Listen they have 38 seconds bro, you guys can do this
[05:56:08] They rotating? I don't know. You guys should go play B. Go B, go B, go B. Nice shot kid.
[05:56:16] Never mind, play this. They have 20 seconds. They're gonna push this. What?
[05:56:21] Listen. Who are the chosen ones? Nice! I am the American Sniper! What? That is not
[05:56:30] American. You are. Alright, alright. They're gonna push B. I'm gonna go B long.
[05:56:36] I see why you're gonna push you go be
[05:56:40] Trust me trust me played be long we both snipe
[05:56:43] I guarantee though as soon as they hear one op sound they're just gonna panic and rush and then you go for the second
[05:56:48] Op sound trust me
[05:56:52] They're gonna hear one and then as soon as one hits they're gonna be like oh shit. It's done
[05:56:58] Oh the tire
[05:57:00] fm
[05:57:02] fm
[05:57:04] 1
[05:57:05] oh my god
[05:57:07] c
[05:57:09] oh my god
[05:57:10] oh my god bro i got two there
[05:57:12] hold your
[05:57:14] stop stop stop stop
[05:57:16] stop stop stop
[05:57:18] i am actually like lowkey reading these guys perfectly
[05:57:20] make sure i get the ops bro when y'all win okay
[05:57:22] ok
[05:57:24] ok
[05:57:26] ok
[05:57:28] I'm going crazy right now. I'm an opera bro. That's what I need.
[05:57:35] What are you fucking giggling at?
[05:57:38] Woo! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
[05:57:41] Ma, that's my idea.
[05:57:43] Take some of these out.
[05:57:45] They're served.
[05:57:47] Let me get Ma.
[05:57:49] Put her there. Put her there right here.
[05:57:52] I'm gonna get her.
[05:57:54] I'm gonna get her.
[05:57:56] Let me get him off.
[05:57:57] Put it right here, right here, right here.
[05:57:59] Yep, yep, yep.
[05:58:00] Don't cut it or me.
[05:58:01] Ooh, nice, thank you, bro.
[05:58:06] All right, I'm going A long, all right?
[05:58:13] Don't be a loser, bite a fuser.
[05:58:16] Fuck you, man.
[05:58:16] I'm lucky you're gonna play aggressive here.
[05:58:23] This is the end.
[05:58:26] No kids in the playground
[05:58:37] Yo, as soon as the smoke on, the fucking Vietnamese sniper is here.
[05:59:04] one's gonna be under you for sure what fuck no way no no I don't think I've
[05:59:20] missed a single fucking shot bro guys this is gonna be a tough one I'm not
[05:59:26] gonna lie I need a bite I need a bite cheers for the gun hold B I got a long
[05:59:32] I got a on lockdown hold B. I bet I've got a free kill. Just trust me. Okay. I'm gonna get a free kill
[05:59:44] Free kill inbound
[05:59:46] I missed I missed I missed they're all playground every person on the enemy team is playground
[06:00:03] oh my god I missed I sold I sold no way the timing why like bro like oh my god bro
[06:00:13] like why he's typing I promise you that guy's typing I promise I actually
[06:00:17] promise you he's typing I'm telling you I'm telling you we need this bro we
[06:00:21] need this man yellow yellow
[06:00:28] me too we actually need this oh my god no way it's over not there again there's
[06:00:39] no way I don't believe it I don't believe it I don't believe it aren't
[06:00:41] Wait, you should just
[06:00:47] He came home
[06:00:50] It's reading overtime or do you just tie like?
[06:01:01] By year man
[06:01:04] Hey boys brothers buy out alligator. I need you to buy me something quickly
[06:01:11] My god, he trusts me. Okay. I got this. I won't let you down. I won't let you down
[06:01:21] This is the end
[06:01:35] Imagine that shot
[06:01:41] Good guy
[06:01:43] There's weapons any weapons
[06:01:45] No way we sell this
[06:01:47] How does that not hit?
[06:01:49] Any gun?
[06:01:51] Oh my god alligator
[06:01:53] Nice! One more!
[06:01:55] Where? Where? Where?
[06:01:57] Is it good anywhere?
[06:01:59] Oh my god Jason
[06:02:01] He's close
[06:02:03] He's close
[06:02:05] Don't be scared let the dragon consume you
[06:02:07] You are a ch-
[06:02:09] He literally said he was close. What are you talking about you're talking about dragon consuming me, bro
[06:02:15] I'm trying to clutch you talking about
[06:02:18] Actually, my dad bro. I can't focus bro
[06:02:26] You have no clutch factor you are dog shit. I literally carry that second half
[06:02:32] Carry that second half
[06:02:39] It's on our family
[06:02:42] Kakawa
[06:02:46] They low-key
[06:02:48] I don't know I didn't have my knife equipped how much is this gun try to stab track Desert Eagle white how much is it?
[06:03:03] Rentable for crates for crates in a fucking dream
[06:03:09] Ooh, step check, Karambit Freehand, dog shit!
[06:03:16] Here we go, bro.
[06:03:18] Is that good?
[06:03:20] Oh, that's profit.
[06:03:22] Wow. Ha, Keckler, let's go.
[06:03:24] I'm getting straight blues, bro, like this is just so...
[06:03:31] Is this worth it?
[06:03:33] Oh my god!
[06:03:39] I'm literally such a dick supper
[06:03:47] Okay, I'm off this game, how do I kick the WRC should?
[06:03:53] Ardor
[06:03:54] Ardor, I love you dude
[06:03:56] I love you dude
[06:03:58] Ardor
[06:03:59] What piece are you talking about?
[06:04:03] Ardor
[06:04:04] bro.
[06:04:06] Hand down, I'm alone.
[06:04:10] I'm fucking believable, bro.
[06:04:16] Val?
[06:04:31] Val?
[06:04:32] Up on Val.
[06:04:33] I'm not the solo though bro
[06:04:35] I'm not the cute solo
[06:04:57] Bro can my game launch?
[06:05:03] E-Pow. Oh, hell no, bro.
[06:05:06] Yo, maybe I get some good, like, teammates on my team, bro.
[06:05:09] Like, sometimes when you queue a value, you meet cool people.
[06:05:12] Like, life, long-time friends, you'll meet a Val.
[06:05:15] Sometimes.
[06:05:17] Swiftplay lobbies, like, who knows? Who knows?
[06:05:21] Or I could get fucking a bunch of mutes.
[06:05:27] Okay, I'm not going to see Cutie, bro.
[06:05:29] I'm not gonna lie. I'm lazy as fuck.
[06:05:32] I'm not lazy as fuck
[06:05:36] I'm not trying to get up and already got my cutie cutie stream cooking up on Saturday Saturday pretty sure Saturday
[06:05:44] Who's on man
[06:05:52] Who's on
[06:06:03] Silky live no, he's not
[06:06:10] What?
[06:06:21] Anyone let's see who's on violent what you be doing bro eats with the guys
[06:06:26] Doing a car segment. Let's see on violet
[06:06:29] Shabroza, nah, there's no way I get a five stack going, bro.
[06:06:35] It's fine, bro.
[06:06:37] You know what?
[06:06:38] Let's do it for all times sakes, bro.
[06:06:40] Let's see who I can get in my lobby.
[06:06:43] Who, bro, let's cue every fuck, actually.
[06:06:46] Let's see who I can get in my lobby.
[06:06:48] This shit could be the funnest shit ever or the fucking worst shit of my life.
[06:06:54] Let's see.
[06:06:55] Let's see who we can get, man.
[06:06:58] Let's see who we can get.
[06:07:00] Got my Karambit and Quinn.
[06:07:04] Damn, bro, like old times.
[06:07:05] Let's see what we can get.
[06:07:09] I got my Ryan Gunbuddy here.
[06:07:13] All Snipers.
[06:07:16] Let's see what we get.
[06:07:17] Breeze.
[06:07:20] Thank God it wasn't a new man.
[06:07:21] Pre-Sniper Lolli.
[06:07:25] Yo, yo, yo, what's good team?
[06:07:26] Mic check, mic check, mic check!
[06:07:30] Mic check, mic check, mic check!
[06:07:34] No one has a fucking mic on the scene.
[06:07:36] Yeah, give me at this lobby, bro, I'm dodging.
[06:07:38] I'm dodging.
[06:07:41] I'm dodging, I'm dodging, I'm dodging.
[06:07:42] That's shitty ass, too.
[06:07:43] I want out, bro.
[06:07:45] I want out.
[06:07:46] I'm throwing the game, metaphorically.
[06:07:47] I'm not dodging, I'm throwing.
[06:07:48] Yo, is my mic broken or something?
[06:07:58] 0.76kdlol.
[06:07:59] The fuck?
[06:08:00] Yeah, I'm dozing, I'm dozing, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
[06:08:14] I'm out.
[06:08:15] Bro got, Bro got stats pulled up.
[06:08:19] Like what?
[06:08:20] I'm just trying to game.
[06:08:21] Yeah, I'm out of this, I'm out of this, bro.
[06:08:26] I'm out of this.
[06:08:27] This game is shit, bro.
[06:08:29] You sound like Jason, Jason, and you sound like a fucking dork.
[06:08:33] I'm out of here, bro.
[06:08:37] Jason, I want to rape you, bro.
[06:08:44] What?
[06:08:49] Yo, why?
[06:08:55] Motherfuckers wait until I'm out of dodge to just say some crazy wild shit like well
[06:08:59] Now what service is that I got to get off that bro. It's gotta be the fucking Illinois people Oregon for sure, bro
[06:09:04] Those guys are fucking losers
[06:09:08] Central I'm not gonna lie bro most cool people are most people
[06:09:12] Illinois, I'm taking it away off
[06:09:16] Texans Texans and Californians probably like in Virginia's low key. I fuck over junior
[06:09:30] Texas you trying to try hard Cali if you want to troll
[06:09:34] Texas is the worst low-key bro. I don't want to try hard Texans, bro
[06:10:12] you
[06:10:42] you
[06:11:12] you
[06:11:42] you
[06:12:12] you
[06:12:42] I
[06:12:50] What is this map, I don't know
[06:12:55] Yo, what's good can we get a quick mic check going mic check?
[06:13:04] Nice bro, no mics on this team. Listen bro, I'm not about to play with no mics
[06:13:12] Am I muted, bro?
[06:13:19] What's up Jason?
[06:13:22] I never mom dodging bro. No, no, no
[06:13:26] Jays
[06:13:29] You ready to win big bro
[06:13:32] Hmm. I I okay. Yeah. No, I'll take it. Yo, can we get two more mice gone?
[06:13:37] No, that's everybody except by everybody except what?
[06:13:44] Vice everybody here has a mic except by
[06:13:48] dodge
[06:13:50] No, no
[06:13:53] We mean dodge. Why would you dodge or about a win?
[06:13:57] Yo here's still you got Mike or no I
[06:14:00] Got a mic. I got a mic. I got a mic. All right bad bad bad. Let's play man. Let's play
[06:14:04] I don't know J.
[06:14:06] What up?
[06:14:07] What up?
[06:14:08] Don't call me J, bro.
[06:14:09] I don't know.
[06:14:10] You like that?
[06:14:11] No, bro.
[06:14:12] My phone.
[06:14:13] My phone.
[06:14:14] Bye, bro.
[06:14:15] Bye, buddy.
[06:14:16] Let's win, y'all.
[06:14:25] So where y'all from?
[06:14:31] I
[06:14:42] Yeah, let's do this. Okay from Canada, bro
[06:14:46] Canada y'all are canate. Wait, how are y'all three say a five-stack?
[06:14:51] Yes, sir. You stack
[06:14:54] Ah, man
[06:14:55] I'm I'm lonely. I'm by myself
[06:14:57] you got asked if you're not lonely
[06:15:01] oh we could join a group later if you want
[06:15:04] yeah yeah if we win
[06:15:08] alright wait did that snipe me?
[06:15:14] no no no okay okay
[06:15:17] I don't know this map so y'all gonna have to calm really good bro
[06:15:20] alright back back back
[06:15:27] I guess there's fucking a hundred shots of this guy's body he's alive on pistol round
[06:15:37] what?
[06:15:45] What is that?
[06:15:47] Oh my god bro.
[06:15:56] What is that?
[06:16:04] One wounded bro.
[06:16:05] Wow wow wow.
[06:16:06] Ask them a question if I don't hear stuff.
[06:16:07] I have like 3.
[06:16:09] Yo yo yo.
[06:16:10] Do y'all have girlfriends?
[06:16:12] i think only sage plays it
[06:16:21] yo y'all got girlfriends?
[06:16:24] yeah how about you?
[06:16:27] what's up with the moaning and groaning? i'm just asking a question trying to get to know y'all.
[06:16:32] I think it's just a rough topic for him right now.
[06:16:39] For who? Oh, oh you just got a breakup?
[06:16:43] Yeah, well
[06:16:46] Show this game
[06:16:57] Yeah, you a you broke up with your girl a any y'all now you're on valorant
[06:17:08] too much okay we need a lock in we can do this we just need a lock
[06:17:14] alright let's go no more girlfriend talk no more girlfriend talk
[06:17:17] no no no girlfriend shit better shit 20 anyways
[06:17:20] alright let's do it let's do it
[06:17:25] they played 3D
[06:17:29] they're like retitting a class so we could fake maybe
[06:17:35] You ever heard a song called Lever's Strangers or not?
[06:17:40] No.
[06:17:41] Huh?
[06:17:43] Nah, nah, focus on the games, though.
[06:17:45] Alright.
[06:17:56] Saves here.
[06:17:57] Ah, I see a lot of, a lot of, a lot of U2's just used, man.
[06:18:00] I feel like we rotate out of there.
[06:18:01] Could be pushed up mid here.
[06:18:36] Oh to the left to the left let's go y'all let's do this mom
[06:18:42] Don't not fan of not winning, bro
[06:18:47] You don't talk for I guess yeah, what right what rake is this?
[06:18:54] Hi pot, baby hi. Yeah, bro. I got a lock in man. What I was watching it kids in fact way back in my problem
[06:19:05] All right y'all beat the YouTube on B this guy's gonna lurk up mate. I'm gonna get him
[06:19:16] Stage old me
[06:19:18] No, he's got StreamSnipeBee, he's StreamSnipeBee!
[06:19:33] Mid, mid, mid, mid, he's one mid, oh my god, he's StreamSnipeBeeing!
[06:19:39] Oh shit, bro. That is so crazy. Look at that! Everybody's fucking mid, bro! Nice, nice, nice, nice,
[06:19:57] stream snipe. Nah, I don't even want to do that. Go entry outside? Alright, listen. I'm gonna, I feel like,
[06:20:04] Fuck bro, I'm a jet. We should entry somewhere. Let's let's try it. I'm gonna buck you
[06:20:16] Now I'm lucky like bucky trash, I don't know if I buck you here, bro
[06:20:21] I don't know how to play this map, bro. That's the thing, man. I see one. Like, the Gecko
[06:20:36] just knows exactly where I'm gonna be at, man.
[06:20:39] Wait, I forgot the cloak and all bro. I forgot I forgot that that's a thing. I'm getting tea bag
[06:21:09] Yeah, I'm getting streamed tonight, bro.
[06:21:11] Hey, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
[06:21:13] Fuck you.
[06:21:15] Fucking loser, bro.
[06:21:17] Holy shit.
[06:21:19] Loser. Loser in the chat.
[06:21:21] Up.
[06:21:27] He literally teabagged me, bro.
[06:21:29] Yeah, yeah, play me, bro.
[06:21:31] This Keko literally knows everything.
[06:21:33] He knows everything.
[06:21:35] Put on delay?
[06:21:37] I'm gonna put on fucking 20 minute delay
[06:21:39] so we can win the game.
[06:21:40] I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
[06:21:46] It's not good.
[06:21:51] What a fucking loser.
[06:21:54] Oh my God, what is that?
[06:21:56] What is that peak?
[06:21:59] Oh my fucking gosh.
[06:22:03] And then he does that, wow.
[06:22:04] Baby rage baby rage baby rage you gotta get work
[06:22:34] What a funny player, bro.
[06:22:40] We got this, we got this!
[06:22:42] Come on, bro, I'm not hearing enough comms out of y'all.
[06:22:44] We're assignment comms.
[06:22:46] Ah, listen, I think...
[06:22:49] I think our B push is the best, bro.
[06:22:51] I'm gonna kill this Sage instantly.
[06:22:53] He walls and he does this like cringe-ass peek.
[06:22:55] I'm just dashing to kill him.
[06:22:57] I see.
[06:22:59] Here we go.
[06:23:04] Why does it smell like food?
[06:23:09] I got the entry though bro!
[06:23:24] three though, bro.
[06:23:31] Good, of course.
[06:23:32] You guys just watch that.
[06:23:38] Keep the judge, bro.
[06:23:45] Judge, judge.
[06:23:46] Get the judge.
[06:23:48] Oh, he's dead.
[06:23:49] He saw that.
[06:23:50] He saw that.
[06:23:51] Why would you peak that though?
[06:23:53] Why would you beat that bro? Me personally I would not beat that but
[06:24:06] He got suck you can hold you can hold DNS
[06:24:13] You go DNS you got suck bro when you hold DNS you can stick to the corner
[06:24:18] I'm gonna go me this guy goes good. I'm gonna fight and kill the get go why you get the burgers and the enemies
[06:24:28] That's what I'm saying, bro
[06:24:37] It's a wall bangable box
[06:24:42] Streams damn
[06:24:44] I'm off this shit, I don't wanna play it, I don't wanna play it.
[06:24:48] I'm off the quit, bro.
[06:24:50] I'm off the quit, I don't know why I ever hopped on this fucking game, man.
[06:24:55] No, no, I don't know why, I don't know why I ever hopped on this shitty ass game, bro.
[06:24:59] There's a reason why I stop playing this shit.
[06:25:01] Because it's shit like that, bro.
[06:25:14] I
[06:25:16] I
[06:25:41] Lucky bro my teammate is not talking like it's just
[06:25:46] of
[06:25:53] the
[06:25:57] baby rage baby rage baby rage baby rage baby rage baby rage payöl rage baby rage包括
[06:26:10] you not a delay baby rage baby rage baby rage baby rage baby rage
[06:26:15] catch
[06:26:17] which is a syndicante wrist
[06:26:21] imagination
[06:26:26] I don't know this fucking map bro. I don't want to play this shitty-ass map.
[06:26:42] I made it in the CC.
[06:27:05] Last one was made.
[06:27:06] He is made.
[06:27:07] He is made.
[06:27:08] from Tel-Aviv.
[06:27:12] Unclove, on site.
[06:27:16] That's what I'm talking about, bro. This is what we do.
[06:27:19] You're...
[06:27:21] Yo, in the middle of said, what's up, bro?
[06:27:23] Guys, are you good?
[06:27:25] What do you mean?
[06:27:26] I'm just checking up on you, you all right?
[06:27:28] Mom, that's so good.
[06:27:30] All right, I just wanted to check it up on you, bro.
[06:27:32] I haven't talked in a minute.
[06:27:35] No, no, I knew it. I just wanted to make sure you're cool.
[06:27:37] Your message to love
[06:27:40] W for me real quick
[06:27:55] What a fucking boy boy boy old fucking boy
[06:28:07] this is winnable bro this is winnable
[06:28:17] come on
[06:28:29] dude i'm playing as fucking 10s bro
[06:28:36] This guy's so good.
[06:28:38] What?
[06:28:39] Smurfs smurfing.
[06:28:44] Maybe the light is a bit bright.
[06:28:54] Tons.
[06:28:55] Tons.
[06:28:56] This is tens but fat.
[06:28:58] I'm playing with the team anymore.
[06:29:08] Fucking shitty ass.
[06:29:10] Nice.
[06:29:11] Come back, come back, come back.
[06:29:12] I'm coming to you all.
[06:29:14] Way better than that fucking fade, man.
[06:29:16] So much better.
[06:29:18] I
[06:29:22] Believe me this three years three. Oh
[06:29:27] Like bro, he's just streams that is cool as a fucking loser. Oh
[06:29:34] My god, I'm listening to you like bro. I'll take this on site and he's saying to rotate man
[06:29:38] Like why are we rotating? He's on site
[06:29:48] I
[06:30:01] Anybody got money or no
[06:30:05] I can you're well somewhere look this fade peaks a every single time I'm gonna get him right here
[06:30:11] No, no, no, no, I can win the movie one trust I can win this trust. Yeah, trust
[06:30:23] One vandal one time one kill come on baby
[06:30:33] You know I can't do one day
[06:30:41] I'm having
[06:30:52] 9393 is that still a thing in this game?
[06:31:07] Yeah!
[06:31:08] We got it!
[06:31:09] We got it!
[06:31:10] Ah, fucking damn it, man.
[06:31:21] Here we go, man.
[06:31:23] What better... Listen, do people go bandit first? Do I go bandit or... What do I go here, man?
[06:31:28] Like, is the bandit gun? Is this a good...
[06:31:33] Ghost?
[06:31:35] Ghost.
[06:31:40] It is not accurate goes better
[06:31:44] I'm play a
[06:31:49] Sheriff you're right. What my fucking
[06:32:03] And I'm ego peeking
[06:32:06] I'm not a lot every
[06:32:10] the fuck is this way?
[06:32:15] I think they're rotating
[06:32:20] they're still there, there's still some there
[06:32:23] they're just main right
[06:32:28] still used
[06:32:40] I
[06:32:45] Can't shoot
[06:32:56] One shot one kill
[06:32:58] one shot one opportunity the fuck is this oh here it's headed behind you
[06:33:13] nine the hell uh like if I just had a little like one millisecond dude oh my fuck dude
[06:33:25] It's not good enough bro, it's just nuts man.
[06:33:31] Are you any forcing or?
[06:33:32] No, no, no, no, yes, yes, force, force, we got to force here bro, we can't do that.
[06:33:37] We lost this around but we got to force it out a lot bro.
[06:33:43] Bro, James fucking Taros, two and thirteen.
[06:33:51] Holy shit man.
[06:33:58] I shot my naked.
[06:34:07] I got him bro.
[06:34:11] Yo James Charles bro, your fucking dog shit.
[06:34:14] I peeped to help you and then you ran away.
[06:34:17] You fucking fucking cheater.
[06:34:21] 40 Gecko on site.
[06:34:31] Nice.
[06:34:36] We win this round, we actually win the game.
[06:34:41] It's just like...
[06:34:42] Damn!
[06:34:43] Nice try guys.
[06:34:44] I've seen 11-3 before, maybe one missed.
[06:35:06] This is all we got, bro
[06:35:19] Here be
[06:35:28] That's it 47 stage 50 gecko
[06:35:36] I
[06:35:38] Not in not in
[06:35:42] Oh, it's time. I got the fucking bandit time to win this hot block time to win this whole fucking shit man
[06:35:49] You don't give me the van. It was over
[06:35:53] It's time
[06:35:57] Could have re-hit never in boxing
[06:36:06] This guy knated us.
[06:36:13] Why zero.
[06:36:16] Ready?
[06:36:21] It's like I can't do anything bro.
[06:36:29] It's like I can't do anything, bro. I cannot do anything
[06:36:40] It's over bro, I don't know why
[06:36:54] Do only smoke mid
[06:36:59] Yes
[06:37:05] New your loud keyboard, how the fuck do you want me?
[06:37:19] I'm all the off mid it's just like
[06:37:29] James Charles bro with the fucking thumb in his mouth
[06:37:36] James Charles with the thumb in his fucking mouth 3 and 16
[06:37:40] How many fuck is that fucking quintuple negative?
[06:37:46] Everybody except fucking James
[06:37:50] Temple negative bro this guy they fucking crumb
[06:37:59] I
[06:38:11] Can't lose I can't lose I can't lose I can't lose swift play
[06:38:19] Shit do I have a swift play who the fuck is dish
[06:38:29] yo yo yo what's up y'all what the fuck is that yo bro what does this game turn into
[06:38:49] So it's basically like a dating app?
[06:38:56] Bro, that was Kobe?
[06:38:57] What you mean Kobe?
[06:39:06] I got once with Fliber.
[06:39:07] I don't wanna play full game, man.
[06:39:08] I just wanna win.
[06:39:09] I just wanna win.
[06:39:14] Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-ow.
[06:39:19] Maybe
[06:39:28] It's full of banned people from unrated
[06:39:35] Hello team hello their team
[06:39:44] Yellow
[06:39:49] Can we get a quick mic check?
[06:39:56] No mics on this team?
[06:40:04] Hello?
[06:40:08] Dude, what happened to this game? It used to be fun.
[06:40:10] Full of people that want to talk to each other, talk about meet new people.
[06:40:14] What happened to this game?
[06:40:16] Did people really just play this game for the actual game play?
[06:40:19] Yo, what the fuck?
[06:40:25] Yeah, it came to shit.
[06:40:34] Hello, everybody!
[06:40:48] Hello, hello, what's going on team?
[06:40:58] Glad I'm happy y'all got mics like I've been just waiting to talk and get to know people on this game because
[06:41:05] Nobody's been talking nobody's been fucking trying to talk. I'm just trying to get to know people
[06:41:10] I just want to get to know people and talk like what's so what's so bad about that
[06:41:18] There are so many people who don't like but they own a whole PC that's what I'm saying like
[06:41:25] And then they all the four that's what was like
[06:41:29] We talked to him as soon as he started talking the other realm they all afford and I feel so bad
[06:41:36] Yeah, I
[06:41:38] Wasn't talking because I was eating and I feel so bad and then we queued up and I heard him like oh, okay, so yeah wait
[06:41:44] Oh, yeah
[06:41:46] Asian auntie why is that your name?
[06:41:51] Wait, how old are you? I mean, I know you're not supposed to ask a woman that but like, you know
[06:41:57] You can't be that old if you're an auntie
[06:42:16] Yo, not bad, they cut out.
[06:42:22] What's up?
[06:42:23] Hello?
[06:42:25] Sorry, uh, just to say, but to say that my knees, my oldest niece is like 21, 22.
[06:42:36] Damn!
[06:42:37] Wait, turning 1?
[06:42:40] Or turning 2?
[06:42:41] Or 21?
[06:42:42] Damn.
[06:42:43] Damn why you want a game?
[06:42:47] She could play you right. I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Hey
[06:42:51] This is why nobody talks to you last round. Wow. Okay. Okay. I apologize my bad my bad
[06:42:58] Matter of fact matter of fact I apologize and I want to say happy national women's day
[06:43:03] Happy national day
[06:43:05] What do you think we should do?
[06:43:10] Forgive or should we just like...
[06:43:12] I mean...
[06:43:13] I feel like we forgive.
[06:43:23] So are y'all like stacked or not?
[06:43:32] You fucking piece of shit, Kyo Kyojo is one shot.
[06:43:35] Who's that?
[06:43:40] One shot one shot milk milk milk one shot. That's what I'm talking about. Good job
[06:43:52] Why is your name booty Congress are 200
[06:43:59] It's different it's different for sure
[06:44:05] let's see let's see some auntie let's go auntie nice job y'all yeah
[06:44:17] I'm not as booty caress it cuz me and two others like we banded together we were
[06:44:22] like oh what's our favorite hobby like we should name ourselves on yeah so your
[06:44:26] favorite hobby is booty caressing yeah the other two are booty lifting and booty
[06:44:35] What the fuck
[06:44:45] I fuck away I fuck with Asian aunts. Thank you. Thank you. You get me. You get me
[06:44:50] My name's Jason
[06:44:56] What do y'all think of my name
[06:45:04] Oh my god, bro. Oh my fucking god. Let me get an A. A. A.
[06:45:32] No, I got one kill. I'm sorry.
[06:45:36] 4k then I'll fight.
[06:45:37] Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
[06:45:42] Let's go Auntie Me and You!
[06:45:44] Let's go!
[06:45:46] Oh wait, was that your ace?
[06:45:48] Nah, nah, it's cool. I don't even care about that. It's swift play.
[06:45:56] Has anyone ever told you your low key kind of sound like decent believe?
[06:46:00] I don't get that at all.
[06:46:02] Well, probably because nobody talks to you, but like, I was just asking, you know?
[06:46:06] Yeah, I... I... What do you mean nobody talks to me?
[06:46:11] You just said that nobody's been talking to you, game.
[06:46:15] I mean, yeah, in game, I got a life outside of this shit, you know?
[06:46:19] You sound like Snowcone.
[06:46:45] clanker come on lock in y'all lock in oh fucking hell man that's what I'm talking
[06:47:05] about Kodo Bay's yeah yeah we're kind of smooth way how many wins how many
[06:47:18] rounds is it to win I haven't played this in a while this has been a minute
[06:47:25] okay okay I kind of want to throw just to talk to you all more I'm trying to
[06:47:33] make friends in the game. Why would you be scared? I'm your favorite streamers favorite streamer.
[06:47:50] I don't watch you.
[06:47:56] I mean, I'm nice.
[06:48:03] I don't do anything to, like, you know, I'm just, you know.
[06:48:11] Oh my God, I'll tube them in the next one.
[06:48:17] This one's for you Minji watch this watch this watch this
[06:48:26] God damn me yo
[06:48:32] Oh my god, man, what do y'all think about that Jason and we got he's kind of weird no I
[06:48:42] Don't watch this dream
[06:48:44] me either I guess I fucking lose her
[06:48:57] yeah he's such he's such a loser
[06:49:02] are you chasing the wind man?
[06:49:09] nah, what are your thoughts on him?
[06:49:13] yo, I'm literally watching you right now, what the heck?
[06:49:16] are you trying to run me?
[06:49:18] yo, are you?
[06:49:21] yeah, alright bro, stop flashing it
[06:49:24] what are your thoughts on him?
[06:49:27] he's cringe
[06:49:29] What the fuck is that?
[06:49:41] Come on, yeah.
[06:49:46] Fuck.
[06:49:49] fuck.
[06:49:50] Let me get a heal.
[06:49:56] Do you need help?
[06:50:01] Yep, yep, yep, yep.
[06:50:06] Thank you so much.
[06:50:19] you got this you got this shit
[06:50:21] who are you saying don't win?
[06:50:26] what?
[06:50:28] fuck!
[06:50:28] don't win the game
[06:50:29] oh my god it's B
[06:50:32] wait why?
[06:50:33] why would I not win?
[06:50:34] this is a competitive game
[06:50:36] cause I wanna play with you one more round
[06:50:38] I wanna play with you
[06:50:39] why do you wanna play with me all of a sudden?
[06:50:41] I heard that guy's an asshole and he pushed that one girl's boyfriend
[06:50:45] during the match pit
[06:50:46] no
[06:50:49] No, not on the keys, not on the keys!
[06:50:53] No, take me, take me!
[06:50:58] No, not on the keys!
[06:51:00] Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
[06:51:04] Good shit, good shit, good shit.
[06:51:08] Jason, help me out on the same...
[06:51:11] Fuck nooooo!
[06:51:19] Why are you in California?
[06:51:26] But you don't play in California a lot.
[06:51:28] What do you mean?
[06:51:29] I don't play this game at all.
[06:51:31] Oh.
[06:51:32] Why are you playing it now, though?
[06:51:34] I just decided to hop on the game.
[06:51:36] Wait, this shit is actually kinda crazy. Holy crap.
[06:51:38] Yeah, this is crazy. What?
[06:51:43] This is your first time you've played on my street?
[06:51:45] I got you, bro.
[06:51:55] Fuck.
[06:51:56] No.
[06:51:57] We'll get him.
[06:51:58] We'll get him.
[06:51:59] You're decent.
[06:52:00] Watch me lock in.
[06:52:01] I'm watching you.
[06:52:02] Oh, hell no.
[06:52:03] I'm standing.
[06:52:04] I'm standing.
[06:52:05] I'm standing.
[06:52:06] I'm standing.
[06:52:07] I'm standing.
[06:52:08] I'm standing.
[06:52:09] I'm standing.
[06:52:10] I'm standing.
[06:52:11] I'm standing.
[06:52:12] I'm standing.
[06:52:13] Okay, okay, let me see something let me see something
[06:52:25] Oh good shit
[06:52:30] Hey!
[06:52:31] No, let's-
[06:52:35] Get out, get out next time, get out.
[06:52:38] Wait, where y'all, where y'all from?
[06:52:43] From the Bay Area.
[06:52:45] Like, like, where are you from though, like?
[06:52:50] Oh, the Bay Area.
[06:52:51] No, like, like ethnicity.
[06:52:55] Amazing.
[06:52:56] I fucking this city not race
[06:53:02] That is my ethnicity amazing
[06:53:07] Are you good do you go to school? Yeah, I'm on college
[06:53:14] I'm 20 years old
[06:53:16] I
[06:53:23] Like ethnicity wise like are you are you like Vietnamese Philippines
[06:53:30] I'm so easy. Oh my foot. I know you would be like we're in some eight in
[06:53:36] Where?
[06:53:37] You stop eating
[06:53:39] Holy shit. Are you ashamed of your race?
[06:53:42] Yeah, why you gotta be you gotta be proud of your race
[06:53:46] No, this is not me!
[06:53:49] This is not me!
[06:53:50] This is not me!
[06:53:51] This is not me!
[06:53:52] This is not me!
[06:53:53] I'm an Aju!
[06:54:16] Wait, wait, wait, you're by yourself
[06:54:25] Wait you weren't in a five-stack
[06:54:27] No, I'm not part of them
[06:54:30] Damn wait, so what's your ethnicity? Let me tell you something. All right
[06:54:35] I'm from Afghanistan so South Asia. Yes, Afghanistan is in stand as fire. So why are you ashamed of your ethnicity?
[06:54:42] It's because people hate on it. So they be hella racist
[06:54:46] No, no, no, no, no, I fuck with Afghanistan.
[06:54:52] You do?
[06:54:53] Yes, yes.
[06:54:54] Who's racist to you?
[06:54:56] The people outside and on the game.
[06:55:00] Unbelievable.
[06:55:01] Wow.
[06:55:03] Well,
[06:55:04] Can I pay one round with you?
[06:55:12] Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one more.
[06:55:15] I got one more.
[06:55:16] Thank you so do you watch my streams or you just know me no I watch you sing a lot okay
[06:55:28] what's the last big thing I did what's the last big thing you did seven days on the
[06:55:40] Island oh
[06:55:43] You know yo, what's good team? How we doing today?
[06:55:49] You on the limit key island. Oh hell no, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
[06:55:56] What you mean, oh, no, it's not a Mickey you couldn't do you couldn't do you could never do that shit
[06:56:07] What's wrong with it?
[06:56:10] It's not a little mickey.
[06:56:12] Yo, Mike check teams, get a cooking Mike Jack.
[06:56:17] You know?
[06:56:19] And you're muted.
[06:56:22] What, hello?
[06:56:23] I'm just kidding dude, what's up bro?
[06:56:25] Ah, good one, yes.
[06:56:27] What's up bro?
[06:56:27] Anyone else?
[06:56:28] Yo, Haru and Jack, hello.
[06:56:35] All right.
[06:56:37] Jason.
[06:56:39] What's up?
[06:56:40] Why is your chat telling me I got a speech impediment?
[06:56:45] Listen, let me tell you something.
[06:56:48] Sometimes in life you just gotta ignore the noise
[06:56:52] and ignore the hate because haters, fuck.
[06:57:06] I'm ignoring this because I'm with you, you got my back.
[06:57:09] I don't got shit, no
[06:57:16] Hey listen, you don't have my bag. No, no, no, no, I don't have it
[06:57:28] So like what often you be watching
[06:57:34] I'll be watching like every stream. That's a lot. Okay. What I do today
[06:57:39] you had a football match yeah you just looked at my bar you're such a you're such a lie
[06:57:49] what do you mean I didn't watch it
[06:58:21] I
[06:58:26] Know you gotta trade that
[06:58:31] I got you now
[06:58:40] Shall I anything
[06:58:51] All right who won the who won the football match?
[06:59:00] Hello
[06:59:02] I didn't go anywhere as modern lazy
[06:59:10] Like leave me I'm a big fan. Well, you get kills and swift play calling yourself legendary
[06:59:15] you're reading the chat what chat I didn't open it I just close it up so you
[06:59:26] don't have chat over this no I don't and we are discord with I can hear I can
[06:59:30] hear what do you mean I can hear I can hear myself we'll call it this is a
[06:59:36] recorder call it is it no no no I'm watching you stay one the other side
[06:59:43] I think they're cheating.
[06:59:50] I think they're cheating.
[06:59:56] That was mean.
[07:00:03] Ask his Twitch user and do watch time.
[07:00:08] well please lock in bro I don't lose with place
[07:00:27] yes and you said Oly
[07:00:29] what?
[07:00:31] Oly you said I sound like who?
[07:00:34] handicapped
[07:00:37] I don't know who that is
[07:00:49] Who is your favorite streamer?
[07:00:53] It's you, he's my favorite streamer
[07:01:06] fuck what a fucking loser bro
[07:01:30] I
[07:01:38] Wish on the song I just released your ass
[07:01:44] What song did I just release
[07:01:48] Love is the strangers. I sing it sing it sing it really if you really watch me every day
[07:01:52] You know you don't know the lyrics sing it sing it sing it sing
[07:01:55] We are like with this train
[07:01:57] Yeah, I'm on adding you after this.
[07:02:02] No, wait, Jason! I know the other song though.
[07:02:06] That's my favorite song from the Steam chat.
[07:02:13] You know that was my number one song.
[07:02:16] That was my number one song.
[07:02:17] I wanna keep that to myself.
[07:02:27] one less.
[07:02:37] Damn no.
[07:02:47] You're the one.
[07:02:50] What happened?
[07:02:53] How old are you?
[07:02:55] are you in college yeah I'm in college okay okay like major I'm
[07:03:06] majoring in biology I'm trying to go to med school you're mad smart are you
[07:03:12] You have a good gpa. Yeah, I got a full point. Oh
[07:03:22] I'm on the Dean's list too
[07:03:27] So you're trying to be a doctor yeah, I'm trying to be a doctor
[07:03:37] I'm trying to be a doctor so I can cheat you
[07:03:42] What do you mean it's green? I know you like it.
[07:04:06] no no no no no no it's on me, on me the 26
[07:04:15] sickle
[07:04:27] fuck, you're missing the shampoos
[07:04:36] remaining
[07:04:42] Lurker
[07:04:53] Let's go
[07:04:55] And are you good? We're winning
[07:04:59] Yeah, good job. Good job. Good job. Thank you. Thank you
[07:05:06] so like what do you be doing like in your in your past time I wake and then I
[07:05:13] just go to school what do you work as I work in a hospital
[07:05:22] yo chamber bear I'm not talking to you man oh shit now just get inside I hear
[07:05:34] B
[07:05:52] WOOOOOO
[07:06:02] Come on fucking demon
[07:06:04] I'm so, I'm the greatest
[07:06:08] You are
[07:06:10] I'm greeting you right now
[07:06:12] Thank you
[07:06:14] Thank you
[07:06:15] I get humbled every day, you know, sometimes it's good to just, you know, a little bit glazed it feels okay
[07:06:20] You need to get glazed every day. I don't know what people talking about. I don't get glazed
[07:06:42] Where's go we're winning this shit
[07:06:50] I
[07:06:56] Made one hungry for sure
[07:07:00] Jason how did you die your ass I died to bring it
[07:07:07] Yeah, this might be it
[07:07:10] Any last words milk? No
[07:07:13] Oh, no.
[07:07:15] I was finally.
[07:07:17] What the more decent did you use?
[07:07:19] GGs.
[07:07:21] No, GGs.
[07:07:23] No.
[07:07:25] No.
[07:07:33] Damn.
[07:07:35] I have something to say. I have something to say.
[07:07:37] Sure.
[07:07:39] What's up?
[07:07:41] You said that you I love you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Listen, appreciate the support. Appreciate the love. You go, you go kill the world and become a doctor.
[07:07:57] When in the Tesla giveaway, by the way, I'm still waiting. Tesla giveaway? Yeah, no, it's never happening. Why not?
[07:08:06] I just spent a lot of money on an island, you know what I mean, just too many in here.
[07:08:13] You know you have more money than that though, you can afford it.
[07:08:19] How do you, you don't know what's in my pocket?
[07:08:24] I know what's in your pocket, I pocket watch you everyday.
[07:08:27] Okay, how much I made last month?
[07:08:34] You made 60k.
[07:08:39] That's that's yeah, I mean that's a lot of money.
[07:08:44] You have a lot of money. I'm gonna keep praising you okay. Listen,
[07:08:50] you go be a doctor and you make money and you make your family proud and be proud of your ethnicity
[07:08:57] and be the best version of yourself. This is the final and last time I'm ever gonna talk to you.
[07:09:04] No, okay, no, add me though like keep me in your family. That's my memory, right there.
[07:09:11] Goodbye, milk.
[07:09:14] I love you Jason. I love you.
[07:09:16] Love you too.
[07:09:18] Have a good day.
[07:09:20] Have a good night.
[07:09:24] Damn.
[07:09:34] I'll keep her on the friends list.
[07:09:58] I'm watching you don't do that I keep I keep milk on the first list
[07:10:06] It's milk. Thank you for the game. You my favorite STW EAM ER one more one more
[07:10:29] Swiftplay or shadow skirmish or shadow random all random one site
[07:10:45] What is skirmish skirmish is 2v2
[07:10:49] Fuck it. I'll have on super. I got one more bro. One more man
[07:11:19] Hello team. Hello team. Can we get a quick mic check on? I bark. I start barking. Start
[07:11:44] barking yo no mics on this team we really got no we got I'm out of dodge
[07:12:03] you know you didn't have place with play to play the game I'm trying to meet
[07:12:08] people I'm dodging. I'm out of here.
[07:12:15] Bunch of typers. Bunch of dirty fucking typers.
[07:12:22] Select your agent.
[07:12:27] Hey peace y'all.
[07:12:38] Please don't ban me.
[07:12:45] Shhhh.
[07:12:48] Nice, nice, nice, nice.
[07:12:55] Ta-da-da-da.
[07:13:00] Oh
[07:13:17] We got a mic can we get a quick mic chick
[07:13:20] Yo, what's up, bro? What's up, bro? You got a crystal clear mic. Are you like a streamer or something?
[07:13:25] No, I stream every now and then but like I'm not the same as on there. Yeah, okay, okay, okay
[07:13:32] Wait, are you Jason?
[07:13:35] That guy's cringe, bro
[07:13:38] Are you sure about are you sure not even like that guy's not I don't fuck with that guy
[07:13:46] And who's your favorite music artist?
[07:13:51] Who's in my favorite music artist? Yeah
[07:13:53] You heard of Luke Chang bro. I know Luke Chang. It's pretty good. Dude. He's not he's my favorite artist. What about you man?
[07:14:01] My favorite artist is too slimy
[07:14:06] Too slimy. Yeah, ooh never heard never heard. Yeah, anyone else got a mic
[07:14:13] Hello yo hey let's go we got a fool's we got a fool squad going let's go yo so like
[07:14:29] like
[07:14:33] But look at sit dodge, bro. They're all sniping
[07:14:38] Bro the father accident is so predominant. It's so it's so crazy
[07:14:43] No girls died. What's wrong with you?
[07:14:46] You gave this all me like row. What's wrong with you? Hey, bro. So so like what do y'all do I?
[07:14:56] Just be playing this game though. Well, how older y'all
[07:14:59] You want to guess 18 18 18 and lobbies
[07:15:09] How old are you
[07:15:12] Team bro, let me tell you something man life only gets worse
[07:15:18] Enjoy your youth
[07:15:20] Wait, how old are you bro? I'm 21. I'm the oldest one. Yeah, I was the dinosaurs
[07:15:25] Nah, that 21 is not old, bro. Come on.
[07:15:29] Ha ha ha.
[07:15:31] Damn. So y'all got girlfriends or nah?
[07:15:35] Fuck no.
[07:15:37] I'm a chug.
[07:15:39] I'm playing this game.
[07:15:41] Yeah, yeah.
[07:15:43] Oh, no one grabbed the bomb.
[07:15:45] Oh, fuck.
[07:15:47] You got that, you got that torch?
[07:15:51] I was a fucking bum.
[07:16:02] So what are your thoughts on, what are your thoughts on the war going on right now?
[07:16:07] One anomaly with women fighting is that you set unrealistic expectations.
[07:16:11] I stand and accept your eloquence, never meeting someone again.
[07:16:16] What are you talking about?
[07:16:17] It's like bottom-fragging with Subroza and claiming that rank.
[07:16:20] What are your thoughts on the war with iran jason if you want to get good
[07:16:28] We just came up you should all be come you have to go decide become one voice
[07:16:33] chat greater than and go fuck yourself yeah kevin fuck you bro I agree well
[07:16:39] like why are you why are you at war man let's let's let's peace I'm not gonna
[07:16:47] online that's some Fence city shit bro you gotta really answer
[07:16:54] well
[07:16:55] um I'm not really that educated on it so I don't want to say anything
[07:16:59] ah boh fucking hole man
[07:17:02] fuck
[07:17:05] off whack
[07:17:17] I
[07:17:22] Need a heal yeah, I got you. No, we don't have healers on the team man
[07:17:32] Are you sure that me?
[07:17:37] This guy singing lovers to strangers
[07:17:41] No, I guess uh, why is your name roaring kitty?
[07:17:44] If you know you know man, is that where or what?
[07:17:52] I'll flash you bro, you got this.
[07:17:57] You'll get him chamber.
[07:18:00] Show him what it needs to be a Ferguson.
[07:18:02] Fuck is a Ferguson.
[07:18:14] Jason it's me at Astro underscore 55 me and the big Niven yahoo sending love from Bangladesh and Tel Aviv
[07:18:26] Who's not favorite streamer if you watch rumors?
[07:18:32] Uh probably save always stay over now though. Oh, yeah, it's a good pic man. You ever heard of someone in Somerset. Yeah
[07:18:40] There's some of that viewer
[07:18:42] yeah okay okay okay who else you want to step up
[07:18:48] I'll be walking on the highway sometimes
[07:18:52] great streamer
[07:18:56] you can keep playing these Swifties as long as you don't fall in love and
[07:19:00] drop a song like strangers to lovers again
[07:19:03] okay who else who else
[07:19:08] Yeah, just get it all out
[07:19:12] I don't know this is one Jason the wind guy
[07:19:15] Yeah, that's kind of a moon. Oh shit my fault
[07:19:20] He's cool though, I guess
[07:19:52] some molecular and biomedical sciences holy well everybody's a biomedical medical
[07:19:58] doctor wait what's your GPA it's currently sitting at like 3.93 put it in
[07:20:04] dude it's 93 or 3.8 I thought you're gonna make it far bro thank you bro I
[07:20:12] appreciate it
[07:20:14] I'm a fucking chud I should have left there I should have went back
[07:20:44] You can't be losing those man. Come on.
[07:20:48] Or a key, bro.
[07:20:50] Nah, you're right. You're right.
[07:20:54] Wait, what's your original server, Roaring Kiddy?
[07:20:58] You get a hundred ping, doc.
[07:21:02] Well, I have my own space card in med school with 3.8.
[07:21:08] 8
[07:21:14] Yeah, you got a hundred fucking pink
[07:21:21] I have 40 on east I don't have the internet
[07:21:26] Damn, where you from? Kentucky
[07:21:33] You ever been
[07:21:35] What's your got Frank? We have the derby. Oh, yeah
[07:21:44] The body shot be
[07:21:47] We're gonna be the flinching be where you fucking flink. Let's go
[07:21:52] We're holding me catch you up on that
[07:21:54] Holy shit another body shot. Oh, I must got fucking four body shots going
[07:22:15] You should go to the derby for a stream. No, I'm cool making that
[07:22:24] What's there to do in Kentucky besides the Derby?
[07:22:29] Um, you ride horses or something on that.
[07:22:34] Okay.
[07:22:44] Naps?
[07:22:46] Naps?
[07:22:47] Oh, shit, y'all got KDB out there!
[07:22:55] Who
[07:23:06] My goddess
[07:23:14] Oh my fucking gosh
[07:23:16] Really GGs. Hey man Gigi y'all y'all played well. Hey, hopefully y'all
[07:23:24] I'm gonna yaw excel in life
[07:23:26] Really? Thanks. Hey man. You too. Hope you're doing good. Thanks, bro. Yeah, I'm a good one. Okay
[07:23:35] Huh
[07:23:37] What a fucking game dude, what a fucking game dude
[07:23:42] What?
[07:23:43] dodge offense
[07:23:45] No
[07:23:48] How long?
[07:23:50] I can't glitch just go on.
[07:23:55] No.
[07:24:00] No.
[07:24:05] Yo.
[07:24:08] It's glitched.
[07:24:14] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
[07:24:19] Food just finished
[07:24:33] Fuck hell fucking L angles cutie
[07:24:39] What yo bro, yo guys, I'm over here guys
[07:24:46] Yo guys, we're over here
[07:24:48] Yo, what are they eating?
[07:24:53] What the fuck?
[07:24:55] Yo, yo!
[07:24:59] Yo guys!
[07:25:01] Yo, yo guys!
[07:25:07] Over here, over here!
[07:25:11] Oh, nice, we're back.
[07:25:17] What is that?
[07:25:17] Hold on, that should look kinda good.
[07:25:20] Wait, what is that?
[07:25:21] Now you guys will hear it.
[07:25:23] Boom!
[07:25:23] No, they try to do that.
[07:25:25] Oh, I tried to get them.
[07:25:27] Oh my, hold on.
[07:25:27] They do it.
[07:25:28] That should look kinda cool.
[07:25:29] Honestly, now it's to the point where it's like,
[07:25:31] there's famine.
[07:25:32] Steak, mashed potatoes are steak?
[07:25:33] I love it!
[07:25:35] Wait, I wanna show you this video.
[07:25:38] I'm gonna ask, what's called?
[07:25:39] I'll try it, and if not, I'll just ask.
[07:25:43] People are like this.
[07:25:46] Oh, she looked kinda good, though.
[07:25:51] She's kinda like tough, kinda like tough.
[07:25:58] I'm not gonna lie though, Jack.
[07:26:01] Look at Arky.
[07:26:06] We're on 100.
[07:26:08] What, no!
[07:26:09] No, no, no!
[07:26:10] 100!
[07:26:11] No!
[07:26:12] 100!
[07:26:13] We still gotta open that.
[07:26:15] Wait, what? What is it?
[07:26:19] He? He? Oh, it's just some tea.
[07:26:21] Yeah, let's go.
[07:26:22] We need that.
[07:26:23] Milk tea?
[07:26:24] Oh, milk tea. It's like, it's like moba.
[07:26:26] Indian moba.
[07:26:27] Oh, here we go.
[07:26:28] Man.
[07:26:32] Man.
[07:26:45] All right chat
[07:26:51] Whoo fucking hell
[07:26:54] That's me, but I'll see you tomorrow
[07:26:57] I'm 50 50 on tomorrow chat. I'm 50 50 on tomorrow, but if I don't tomorrow we got a tyler one
[07:27:03] 1v1 on Friday, and then we got
[07:27:07] Saturday we got a QD stream and then
[07:27:10] and then we got our six and then maybe a Maybach Sunday maybe a Maybach Sunday
[07:27:19] Maybach Sunday might get a little Maybach Sunday with Martin Law a little Maybach
[07:27:25] Sunday with Martin Law because then on Monday I gotta stay for him Martin Law
[07:27:30] Maybach Sunday and then and then yeah yeah and then London we got a Maybach
[07:27:39] Monday I think I want to do it with with with George Clawke for sure we never
[07:27:49] game PBM maybe I'm on it bro he's in China for a week bro I definitely still
[07:27:53] want to do it maybe I money with Max but bro he's been in China man
[07:27:59] Ryan Higa whenever he's in LA I think he'll be down but he lives in Vegas
[07:28:08] all right I love y'all chat appreciate our love I'm gaming man we game in we
[07:28:23] We game it, we game it, we got a good month to look forward to.
[07:28:27] March is gonna be fun.
[07:28:29] April is gonna be even better.
[07:28:32] Dude, I'm excited for the second arc in London this year.
[07:28:37] I love y'all, I appreciate y'all for fucking watching.
[07:28:40] Cute fucking music, man.
[07:28:43] I'm not balding.
[07:28:45] Nah, it's the black hair brown, it's got me.
[07:28:49] I know that I've got you, man.
[07:28:53] you
[07:29:23] you