jasontheween
🔴1V1ING LOLTYLER AND HUMBLING HIM🔴BIG NEWS🔴HELLO THERE🔴LETS BE GREAT🔴W CHARITY
03-06-2026 · 7h 28m
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Bro we we looking good man Chino is turning back up bro may may sing of the miles literally very very soon very soon
That should better be a movie, bro. I'm already hitting up all the guys, bro
Okay, come on. We gotta get a good. We gotta look good. Okay, summer's coming up
We gotta we gotta we gotta go crazy this summer. Okay, as in like just
Self-improvement and bettering ourselves facts, okay?
We fucking back man. Oh dear my supermodels. What would you talk about?
You probably play three paid three hundred dollars actually bro. It shouts him up. Boy Jack
He hooked me up with his haircut for a free ski. I just had a pose for him
I don't know y'all might see that on a timeline very soon, bro. It was very awkward to picture take it
You know how it is, bro
I'm gonna barber it when you're in the chair and the barber just like taking videos and pictures of you
You kind of just standing there. Um
Except I was standing I was just standing straight. I was just standing
recreate a tick tock
You saw it wait, which one?
Y'all saw them y'all saw the tick tock way he posted it
Who the fuck is this, bro?
Who the fuck is this, bro?
That's not me, this is not me.
This isn't me.
Why does he look like me?
Why do I fucking win I got this yes game lost
He mocks you oh hell no he doesn't really crazy you fucking out your goddamn line. I know Jason the Fieny
Mogged. Speaking of fucking Mogged, chat, did y'all hear the fucking news?
Did y'all hear the fucking news?
How much are you?
30 days
Are you sweating right now or not?
Are you sweating right now or not?
How much are you?
30 days
What is happening?
What is happening?
He's gotta be AI bro, I swear he was in LA yesterday.
And why did this dude, the ASU front leader, he has one outfit.
He has one fucking outfit.
A.I. Slub.
Hey Tyler, what's up? How you doing? Where you going?
Did you just link me to the clip I just watched, kid?
You good?
I just seen that. You're 21, by the way.
Seen this?
We're for the buying shot, man. We're for the buying shot.
And those knees! Don't stand straight up!
You don't ring, man. Move around the ring. Move around the ring.
Oh to who won this who won this far bro Guapo's not looking at oh shit. Oh shit
Oh, shit. Oh
Man coach on oh my god Guapo Guapo lucky game piece to this
Guapo too slow
But I'm not gonna lie breath see me. I'm trying to ring man
I'm really excited for it in this boxing for like that shit like
I'm trying to I'm trying to get in that fucking ring and fight somebody, but I just don't know who
Marlon diamonds in
So fuck though you
Yes, I heard Marlon is going to the diamond gym. I will be I will be I will be looking at that
And seeing his performance, but he's streaming it
He's streaming it
bro
Dude this guy is he won't even be able to read the chat he's live right now
WGNs are awesome, little bit of GNs.
Where the fuck is this?
It's not right now.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Is this where the AS2 frat leader came?
Oh, did he just get Ego'd?
Did he just get Ego'd by Unk?
Bro does Unk even know that Marlon is supposed to be working out with him?
Is that fucking Fusy too? What event is this?
Bro, did I just see the bacon egg and cheese guy?
Where is he at?
What the fuck is this lobby?
I
Sure sure
What is this for
Bro let go
Arnold Expo
How the fuck are you gonna work out where the fuck is this a is this even like a
Oh
Wait what no more chair
W young LA
They got a gym convention. Oh, this is a gym convention. Wait young a late. Wait, why not I get invited bro. Oh my god, oro
All my aura bro
Live diamond gym workout
We're like 50 camera girl I'm overwhelmed
I
Is that my boy AJ did I just see
50 up the rim
Yeah, I think he's gonna last I'm gonna be honest with y'all
Hey, that's my boy
Yo rocket buddy, you're ready for some burpees
Quick warm up down
Most of my time here is in the first place
Y'all think he's gonna last?
I got a gun, I'm out
Ah, shit
I'm just gonna charge me to accept you as a woman
I'll take you down
I'm just gonna touch down
I'm just gonna touch down
I'm just gonna touch down
I'm just gonna touch down
I'm just gonna touch down
Man, it's just all mental
This man people just watching them work out I pride I pride tune in and out
They're not an original gym? I don't know bro. He's mad pretty good bro. This is very over stimulating.
Alright today we got the Tyler1 1v1 chat. How much money should I put on this fucking game?
how much money Tyler owns you but the thing is when you're the underdog you
have more car I have I'm pretty confident even though I haven't happened in this
game the shitty ass game and fucking what since the last time I was doing the
won't be once I'm pretty confident I'm playing ribbon only I think I can beat
We've been for sure 100% and Yasuo
He's challenger on every rank, but he plays like unstealed characters like Cho'Gath and fucking whatever
Let's let's let's let's look at this guy's practicing 1v1s or is he just 1v1ing. Oh
My god
Yo, are you ready to be humble?
I
Do easy
Right, let's just say let's get this shit going bro change my win loss. Hey, let's let's get this shit going
Okay, that was that made me uncomfortable do not like that
Bro, I think it's crazy actually
Yo read my chat
You can legit just get fucked
Don't even warm up, bro. I don't need a fucking warm up on this game. I don't even warm up on this game
But you know what I need to do?
Donate wings of life red bull
As y'all know, bro, we did the island stream and we ran up almost 20k
I did get charged back like two bands from someone
So we got a we got a gift back all right how this works is I
Buy 657 vouchers. This is about how much was total donated
$18,000 and 400 bucks
This is an incredible amount all the TTS all the total you all put me through during that week on that island y'all ran up
18.4k to
uh, spine injury research or spinal something to do with the spine wings of life world run
how this works is i'm gonna post all the vouchers
in the chat and you could use the voucher to go on a run yes you fat fucks y'all probably need to go
on and run all right i will be running this marathon i don't know if i'm gonna do it on
stream but i'm gonna do it off stream i'll probably just end up doing a off stream because
It's at 4 a.m. In the West Coast
So yeah, it's literally 4 a.m. In the West Coast, bro
I'll be doing this one at 4 a.m. If you want to join me you can pull up wings of life world one
I hope you can see me off stream. I will be running on God. I'm
Literally obligated to run so I will be running this plus I've been on my fitness shit, so
Yeah
With that being said who is this from Jason time when
W Red Bull
Leap my fucking email
Checking out who wants my card information
Got my card information right here
I don't know why I almost started reading out my freaking card word for word
Hey
W air cut appreciate y'all man appreciate y'all I was lucky feeling a little a little like skeptical about it like
Y'all fuck with the shoulder here or no?
so
so what just happened it didn't go through there we fucking go chat listen
here we go have fun with gifting your voucher anyone with this link can redeem
voucher Danish if you're in a chat bro click on this link and register for the
one I will be running at 4 a.m. on it is all the fat fucks in the chat bro come
on this room with me I'll be there I'll pry record some snapchat content just
pull up it is on the is on the 10th bro right after my fucking birthday wait
That's it. That's actually crazy bro because I think I have like a little birthday bash
Red Bull Red Bull, what are you saying Red Bull? Let me be an athlete. Oh listen if I make this run if I finish the marathon Red Bull
What do you say? What do you say? Send a contract? Send a contract?
I'm asking for too much
Anyways, yeah, man. Oh, oh rebel
I'm down to do crazy shit. You already know like if you have the connects to
I'll jump out of the fucking I'll jump from space to earth
from the moon to earth if y'all can make that happen or
What else what's some other crazy shit cuz I done that before let me jump out of fucking
Space jump jump on to a train. Let me chase a tornado. Let me let me go inside of a tornado. Let me
I'll do some crazy shit man. Okay. Oh, let me do a wingsuit bro and glide across fucking Los Angeles
If y'all if y'all are down bro, you know I'm down
Recreating your birth invasion get that guy at the fucking check man
W fucking Red Bull man. W Red Bull, but uh, yep
Yo, Adobo, they were five gifted.
Marlin already dead?
No, he's not, bro.
Bro, stop, stop, man.
Are you you need that much practice for me?
Oh, are you ready to go bro? Are you ready to go bro? I'm more than ready. What's your discord?
I
Give you on Twitter, by the way, you're uh for your discord. Oh shit
Fuck anyone. Oh
I got an ass on one shit
Fuck
I have a thousand friends. I have too many friends
I
Robo yeah
Yo, chill
Chill, did you send the doc you sign did y'all send the doc you sign by the way who I
I
Literally so I won't even look at the contract. I won't even look at the contract man
I'll sign my life away Red Bull
Fuck, bro, I don't have any other idea.
Put me in that 360, bro.
I just want to put a red bull in front of my name.
Look at how chopped Tyler one is, bro.
He's so chopped.
here for you is crazy we did but also like life update guys is very quickly um
Eugene and I did break up a while ago, so but we're still friends
I'm not gonna get into the details
Good friends and on very good terms, but we did and things so that's probably why you won't see him a lot
They were
I hate to speak about it, so fast as tans
I got it, the song for you, Zion
I wish I'd bought you more flowers in the air
Watchin' all the flowers, I hate all the wonderful flowers, to strangers' love again
Damn bro
Yo, what up?
What's up dude?
Oh my god, damn!
What? What? What?
Your voice was so nasally, it's like a jumpscare to me. Sorry about that.
It's coming from you, coming from you.
No, I got a deep voice.
You do not have a deep voice.
You're five foot five.
I am six foot five.
Are you sure?
No, but you do not.
No, you do not.
No, you do not.
And your balding.
My balding?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Show your hair.
Fatherhood is treating you well, it seems.
Oh my fucking god!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
What? What, bro?
Oh, man!
What I'm gonna say is, I'm gonna say, when I was 21, by the way, back in the day, I was time 10, times 10 years.
You were playing Draven, bro. You were playing Draven and Traven.
Attractive, I don't talk about league. I'm talking about attractive skill.
No, no, no, no, no, no, impossible.
Anyway, impossible.
Are we doing this, bro?
Oh, so listen, I only play when there's money on the line.
So how much do you want to put up?
OK, you at first said 10K.
10K, 10K.
I think you were like, oh wait, 10K bits.
How much is 10K bits in cash?
$100, bro.
That's it.
Oh.
$100?
How much?
What's your budget?
What's your budget?
It's 10K.
Oh.
But uh
No, no, no, no, no, no less. No, you came to me and we're like 10k and now you're backing out
I'm not backing out. I just I just you know
Twist shake doesn't has a hit. Yeah, I don't even know if I have
thousand
That way, okay, how about this how about this? How about this?
You know you obviously have the upper hand you play this game a lot
But little do you know I I grinded this game when I was little so and plus I feel like I already have like plus 10 points
My attributes because of my race. Let's do let's do
Let's do
Fuck 500 gifted how much is that in cash 2,500?
That's fine. That's fine. 500 gifted 500 gifted. Okay, but the but the
But the rules, okay, can you establish the rules?
Dude, I saw your other one, so you're playing Yosuo, playing driven, I'm not doing it at
all, shit.
What?
You're not playing?
You can't play with my champion.
I don't play any of those characters.
What?
I don't play the game!
I don't play the game!
You won't let me get my champion?
You shouldn't shit talk!
No, you can play whatever you want.
I'm just not going to match you.
No, we have to match.
We have to match.
I'm just not gonna match you.
No, we have to match.
We have to match.
I am not playing Riven for five minutes.
Are you crazy?
Dude, I don't play the game.
Are you gonna play my champion?
Okay, how many champs do you play?
I play, yo, we can play Riven.
We can play, no, no, no.
First game, let's play Riven.
Certainly you give me first pick.
We have to match characters.
Okay, no, I literally can't play Riven.
You are a challenger in every single role.
I am a fucking chud that doesn't play the game.
OK, you're baiting.
But OK, so we do riveting game one and bid one.
How many games is there?
We need to get it all solved now.
You're right.
You're right.
You know, how many games?
How many games should we do?
Best of five?
Sure.
Best of five?
OK.
uh...
so first games for it
first game for the next game
okay
that's the five of the new
the five
all my accolades
i have never played twice in my life
i do not play it
but i don't think that one
but i don't i but i i'm not a lead player
right now
She said 1v1!
Oh!
We both fucking locked the fucking in a blind ping match!
Pick who we're best at and slug it out like a fucking boxing ring, bro!
Heh!
Heh!
What are you talking about?!
I'm gonna be yelling nowadays, bro!
You're pissing me off!
Go to sh- dude, chill dude!
Alright, first game ribbon!
Okay?
And then, loser...
Ah, nah.
No, I'm playing...
No, bro.
I'll play one game of ribbon, I'm doing whatever the fuck I want the rest.
Okay, so what do you want to play second jam? Hey, you can't play fucking like your main no Togath no fucking
I go serious where where I only play one champ once
Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fair how about yes of all yes, so well, I
Could you take it you threw that there?
I'm just naming champions. I'm naming champions. I watch your your other
One me ones you're not bad at yasuo. You're actually scared. It's it's actually
Oh my god, you literally did research on me
You're actually
Tyler one
You used to be the fucking man. You used to be the man no fear in your heart
when you're in every role and you're scared to play me in Yasuo and Riven.
Okay, no I'm not. I said I would play you. Okay, so let's say I play Riven and Yasuo.
Do what?
You throw a champ. I'm throwing champs.
Draven, Quinn or what?
You just need all of your maids, you're a challenger!
You have to give me a chance.
You can play whatever you want in those, play your best character.
What? So we're not matching?
How about we see how the first game goes, okay?
Fair. So best of five.
Oh shit.
500 gifted on the line, okay?
I'm going I'm muting dirty game by the way. What? No, I want to talk
Are you see? I'm fucking locked in there. Are you so I grew up watching you dude? I want to talk to you
Hey, I'll add your league
Thanks, bro. Your league name
My league name is Jason
MMS
Hashtag
69 69
Nice, bro. That's sure I think yeah, and I made it when I was like 17
So I just don't know how to choose. Oh, it's even played for four years, huh?
No, I see I've been playing for
I played when I was 16. My peak rate is plat one. I
Peaked like plat four, plat three. Wait, did you get an invite?
um
He said in a mess. Yep
Yep
Wait, what's your user name? I say it's so fun. You wouldn't get it wait. What's your username?
I say s8 is so fun. Oh
Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
You get it?
No, I don't see it.
Or me?
Let me ask you a friend.
How do you friend?
Oh, see it.
I see it.
Got it.
Boom.
Boom.
That same runes, by the way.
No, we have to match everything.
No!
Why?
I do not ever play Riven ever in my fucking life.
I'm giving you Riven, I'm picking my own route.
I literally don't know what wounds to go.
I don't know what wounds to go.
Why are you asking me so scared?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not gonna get that, no, you're trying
to hustle me, hell yeah.
I spoke, check my, what, check.
I have a family to fucking feed this dude something to me.
Yo.
I don't tell you.
Are you, are you, check my OP.GG,
that's what it is, right?
OP.GG me.
I haven't played this game in like, more than a year.
Why are you scared to match rooms?
I'm not scared. It is making it fair.
Wouldn't it be more fair if we matched the rooms?
You have 200,000 points on Rivet. You're a fucking sweat.
I literally have not...
Yes, in 2017! In 2017!
I haven't opened a game since 2020!
Let's see what's going on here.
I literally haven't played the game.
It's so long
I don't see it. I don't see it. You have to break you have to here. I'll uh, I'll message you
I've never met I've never met a man that says that he's an alpha male so scared to play me in ribbon, bro
I play you ribbon. I've already agreed to that. I've already done it lock you ribbon
Hey, I am sitting. Are you sure you're not getting this by the way? I'm not I'm not
The client is still, but
Wait, wait, what ruins what ruins I did it classic nice classic night
Okay, okay
Use what you have at your disposal good luck bro.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Why are you so scared?
Plus 500 gifted, I'm ready let's go baby.
You're locked in bro, we're all waiting.
Wait, what was that?
I was saying I only get a limited amount of time a day to play video games, you understand
No!
50 CS?
Kill, tower?
Right.
Right?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
100 CS, bro, 50 CS?
100?
No, take us 20 minutes!
Dude, it's so cute, me.
Yeah, this is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
Okay.
100 CS, tower, force.
You're actually so weird for not matching rooms.
OK, what's the starter item?
Certainly be starting the same.
No, bro!
What?
Just use this thing.
Oh, he's so, so shit.
What do I do?
I thought I had three Riving Games ever in my life, actually.
This is, it should be cake for you, actually.
I'm lacking
I'm not not not
I don't know, I don't care
Oh my fucking god bro
Hold on hold on, oh my god, I haven't gotten on this game
Showtime baby, it's why I get paid the big bucks, showtime
I hate Riven.
Oh my god, my game!
The game is officially started, there's no leaving by the way.
Okay.
Oh yeah, you're fucked by the way.
I'll play for CS, bro. I have a lot of games to play.
I'm gonna play for CS, bro.
I'm gonna play for CS, bro.
Oh yeah, you're fucked by the way.
I'll play for CS, bro.
I have no ego.
What?
Play for the kill.
I will not interact with you one time.
Oh, you're so shit.
You're so shit.
Ah!
You're so shit!
You're so shit!
Oh, my god!
Oh, you're so shit.
You're so shit.
Yeah!
Oh, you want to CS?
You want to CS?
You want to CS?
Oh, GD!
Ah, you're so shit!
How did you get a challenger in top?
Oh, are you now don't miss a single CS
I'm getting there
Nice ebro
Thanks. It was to get that CS
I'm hitting you with every single Q
What'd you say? Oh, yeah, I have a pushing wave bro
This is a skilled champion right here yes, and your plans we've never played it before
Oh my god. Oh my god
You're getting so traded every time but this is actually embarrassing. This is embarrassing
You actually hit me less with an ability. It's not embarrassing at all. Actually I feel nothing. It's not
There's no shame in this, he's gonna send the game.
Oh fuck.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Fuck.
You gotta get those, bro.
I mean this is good for me, I'm not gonna lie.
Is it now?
Come on, bro.
You might be dead. You might be dead in a few. You might be dead in a very few.
No way! You're gonna kill me! You're fucking dead, I swear!
Fuck! Fuck! You're gonna kill me!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
My god
Oh, we played your chance. You really agree to get so big we not a pretty yes, you know, I said after the first game
We'll steal it. No. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no
No, you have to establish the rules now. You cannot rage. Yo, we gotta play or go
We gotta play quick. No, no, no do not start the queue. Do not start the queue. Let's talk
Okay, calm down. I beat you. It's 1-0 best of five
listen all right well listen you agreed on yes too well no I didn't it didn't I
was like well actually we'll see how it goes
and I'm not so I didn't go too well and you were fucking yapping in my ear
calling me dog shit the whole time when I told you I was the second time I ever
played it walk in I'm going to drive it
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
your challenger, I'm not.
Yeah, if you beat me on Rivens, then just beat me on somebody else.
Easy, bro.
Okay, okay.
At least let's share rooms.
Sure.
That is fair.
We share rooms.
Okay, okay.
Don't lose, don't lose to your champs.
Now if I lose to the problems.
I'm a little nervous.
Can you help?
Flash barrier?
Where are you going?
Just even.
Flash barrier, okay.
Am I feeling a bit of nerve for you?
I'm not nervous at all.
I don't play Riven.
crushing your skull in that fucking game.
Fuck! I had .2!
He already died. I'm pretty sure- oh yeah, flash. Wait, use flash!
Like an idiot!
I did- I did use flash because I was trying to predict your ult.
Oh my god, you're so lucky.
You have a lot on the line here.
You have a lot on the line.
Are you ready?
I'm ready, bro.
Welcome to the League of Draven.
You know, you know, I actually do play Draven.
Way back in my heyday. I was playing yeah
Yeah, I wonder how many you won't be once with Draven. I've done probably in the thousands
If I lose this is pretty embarrassing. Let's see. Oh
You don't have to trade with Raven skin. Okay, you actually play Draven. Okay. Yeah, what what what what what I don't
Okay, sure
Are you big dog you went items last game and with my ass
Yeah, but I guess you just don't play
Huh you don't play ribbon
No, I don't ever put it on I told that I've played like three times ever in my life. What is this elixir?
Elixir of Alvaros grants five two damage on hit against minions
I
What'd you do today man?
Watch my daughters for six hours and streamed a couple meetings and stream. What about you?
I went to the gym and
Hey food
Would you eat I had air one?
There's like some hot lamb and some chow mein
ice was a good it's pretty good pretty yummy
shit bro
god this is a very mechanically hard champion I'm a little nervous I'm dropping
axes
than you no no that's not true
all right but son's getting real old big guy that's one ass that's one act to
the head nice did
no following these footsteps why are you saying gg it's over bro it's not
I know what you're doing here you're manipulating the wave no exactly what
Listen listen one thing about me is I'm patient. I'm very very patient, okay?
You're not gonna fight me oh, but you want to fight so bad on on ribbon bro. Yes, because I was capable now
I know I know I know how to play this
Holy fuck this
Oh my fucking dick, you're all shit.
Oh my god, these trades are so bad, bro.
What the fuck, man?
Holy fuck, holy shit, dude.
Oh no, Jason, oh no.
I'm so much better than you, Jason.
Wow!
Don't tell a buddy.
Oh my god, bro!
Oh
Got a bit of CS here, aren't you? Oh, no. Oh, no. Axes right now. You don't have the man at the respin them
Oh, no
Oh my god
Yeah, man, it is what is you lost
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro, go next, bro.
Yeah, it's done.
Bro, the tower's gone.
You're dead.
You're terrible.
Fuck out of my game.
This game is low, bro.
Like, there's levels of shit.
If we lock in a character, I can play.
I mean, honestly, I wish I- I hope you would have won that game.
All right.
I I wish I hope you would have won that game. All right. I was just like oh, yeah
But there's no difference from you on ribbon. Yes, there is the difference. I haven't played the game in literally fucking years, man
Mechanically you should be better at every champion
All right, I just saw you win a 1v1 on Yasuo, let's do Yasuo
How about Olaf?
You're shameless!
You're so stupid!
You're shameless!
You-
You're shameless!
It's dead even!
1-1
Loser has to pick.
Loser has to pick.
How about we just pick?
Whatever we think, we'll win.
What?!
What do you mean pick whoever you think we'll win?
Loser has to pick!
I-I think that's fair, bro.
Oh-
Okay, so let's say hyper-gently speaking,
I go Yasuo here.
Then,
what's the next champ?
Loser, I say.
And who gets the last one?
The last one is the chap, the chap.
Or we do like a wheel spin or something.
All right, that's fair.
Yeah?
OK.
That's fair.
OK.
So we're doing a Yasuo.
Yeah, we're doing Yasuo.
OK.
OK.
Nice, bro.
OK.
Yeah, nice, dude.
I literally don't play with the character, but nice, bro.
I saw you win, I saw you win.
I don't play this game, it's okay.
Oh!
A little bit of overview, right?
I mean, I was watching the shrink for a little bit, yeah.
Okay.
One second, I'll be right back.
Not same runes, by the way, not same runes.
Wow, why not?
Wait, wait, wait, what runes?
Are these good runes?
You're going flashing night?
Wait, this guy's muted.
Oh, that go conqueror?
Shit!
That was like the land, always by my side.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
You got that big doll in your back.
Did you actually just hide your screen so I could copy your rooms?
Yes bro!
I don't know what you thought there's gonna be some like zero IQ to zero dollars check thing
It is my strength as a player
Not necessarily mine. Wait, do you know anyone this champion still?
Okay, what items do I go
No fuck
what do i do wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what i don't what i don't bro
don't copy me piece of shit i'm not i'm not did last lobby no i'm not i'm not ghosting is the
The scummy shit you can do by the way in this game.
You bastard.
I'm not ghosting.
When one was science.
Okay, okay.
Naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps.
I'm locking in this game.
I'm not locking in.
I'm muting.
I'm muting.
What?
No, no, no.
Bro, I gotta mute.
No, you're starting shit talking.
They're pissing me off.
That's part of the game.
oh my horn cloth you're actually shame this let's play super bowl I don't hear I
I take this damage pretty much over by the way.
OOIIIIII-YAAAAH OI!
Fuck it.
Pree my diamond, girl!
Alright bro, 8 million points on the asshole right there, but.
You swear?
I'm just, I'm dancing around you, bro!
I'm dancing!
Why is my damage so low?
Fucking guardian horn?
This is the most sissy build in the world.
I can write. All good.
That sucked my fucking dick!
You're such a pussy!
You're such a pussy!
You're such a pussy!
You're such a pussy!
I'm too!
I'm too!
Horde! Horde! Kill us all!
Oh my fucking god bro!
Holy fucking shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What do you need fucking class for?
I think I fainted from yelling by the way.
Anyway!
Oh my god!
What was I at?
Holy shit!
I was fucking...
Shit!
I was fucking...
Lightheaded as shit!
Anyway, what's up?
Oh, I want...
Let's go baby!
Sit the fuck down pussy!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Am I doing that such a fucking...
Oh!
You fucked with the wrong one bitch!
Okay
Bro, am I doing all right my turn to pick right? No, no, no, no, I
Need
Holy shit, are you do you feel good about yourself?
Yeah, you suck dick at the game.
I beat you on Riven.
Barely, I should have eaten out of that.
You're fucked now, bro.
Holy moly.
Ah.
What day for Big T?
Wait, wait.
We needed a side on a champion.
We needed a side on Big T.
We did!
It's my pick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And the next game is random, right?
Wait, a mini.
Oh no.
What is your champion?
I feel like it's only fair if loser picks.
Dude, I still think it's not fair.
I feel like that's what we agreed on, right?
Loser picks.
No, we just said, we just said,
ribbon, driven, Yasuo, my pick, chat randomized.
No, no, no, if it, because you thought I was going to win on Yasuo.
That's why.
It doesn't matter though, still the rules.
No, no, you're chatting, you're chatting, loser picks.
You're chatting, loser picks.
So I'm down.
Cuz they're fucking just want to see me lose. Who would you pick here? Oh?
Would I pick here? It's fearless. So who would you pick? I would pick
Picture wait that means if I were to lose this one I pick game five
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay. Okay. Let's go. All right. All right. All right. Let's go. You want to go skill?
Who is it? Who's the pick?
Should we go Lee Sin?
Don't beat your ass at Lee Sin, let's go Lee Sin.
Let's go Lee Sin.
I don't like that confidence in that man.
I got something for you bud. I got something for you. Hell yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.
Let us go.
We gotta go same rooms. We gotta go same rooms and stuff.
Bro, you're up.
Let's see.
Same rooms, same starter items. Like, no, none of that other shit, okay?
Sure.
Okay, where do I go? Conquerer? Conquerer?
Sure. Okay.
Uh, okay. Absorb light! Do you have my stream weapon? I do, I do. I copied everything.
Just do my fucking these for just a second.
I mean, shoot, this is fucking late. There's no skill disturbancy. It's fine.
What's secondary I don't think matters if you both go the same let's just go
Time warp tonic Cosmic insane
Time we're okay. What is that time?
Okay, okay
Our triple tonic. Sorry. Hey
You want to go same summer suppose as well. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
go bro
Flash flashing flashing
Flash what flashing I wait, what did I do wrong?
One to live is tonic wait, which one's tonic triple time
No
That's for you pussy. How you feeling? I feel it good. Always been the other dog. I
feel like you got a lot. Don't trauma. Don't a lot. Oh, fuck. Yo, but a lot more pressure
on you than me. So I'm feeling good. All right, why don't I'm chilling? What? What
items items oh it's I'm not items roots ever
here's a coffee me anyway it doesn't matter it is worth it's like for this is
like
man
man never been never been
huh what am I gonna do that money guys
hey congrats to chat I'm getting 500 gifted no ads for you
Did they have you told your viewers that you have 23 minutes of ads an hour?
No, I don't.
Guys, basically his ad settings matched out my...
No, I don't.
I'm your center.
I used to.
That's crazy.
Anymore.
No, I got Grandmaster with Lee only.
No, you didn't.
Yup.
Six years ago.
You're shameless.
6 years ago, that was a long time ago, that was a very long time ago, that was a little
test queue like I kind of did well there
not there
god damn this fucking CS why are you all saying GGs get outrated your hands
a crusty a shoe
you know bro
it's okay
reymax
oh we love you
did you know what he's talking about
you didn't tell me what the max on ribbon
uh-oh
bit of a blunder there
how do you have fucking five pots
Like you get road
I'm actually kind of trolling
Oh, that was rough.
That was hard to watch.
We have the same CS.
Why is it the better when other people play this?
What the fuck?
Tongue!
I should get nerfed.
Serenity's in a fucking HP pot.
Game over, buddy.
Oh, we let these easy. Let's go.
Let's go big. Oh my god, dude. I should kill him there. It's all good. I don't want to max him.
God, you're so fucked.
Very comfortable for me. Very comfortable.
I'll see you out with a hundred big dog.
Your last game on on Draven or whatever you were like
No real pain in shit! Remember?
I do remember. I do remember.
Yup. We'll see bro.
So good.
So, but you have a plan
later
a lot actually
a lot planned
because i asked you to start at 4 p.m.
what can we do three
uh... i've just been waking up early so you know i stream early
so i can have the night
right on your fucking head top man
i don't miss cues, i'm kinda nice
You know, I host only one tournament every week, bro, are you inviting me one of that?
Are you inviting me?
I mean, do you want to play one?
We're doing actually doing a celebrity one.
Would you play?
I would play.
Would like?
With who?
Okay.
I just think you're going to be there.
Okay.
Are you a big faker fan?
Yeah, I'm a big faker fan.
I've made videos of faker before.
Oh no, tongue tongue.
All yours bro.
That's a bit of a- oh my-
I'm not like 55 CS bro by the way.
Oh by the way.
This is not good.
This is not good.
Oh no.
Oh my God, okay.
Oh my God, why am I just cancelling everything?
Bro, it's like I can.
Oh my god, I'm not even shooting myself. There's something wrong with me, bro
This box this box
I'm good, bro. So you're about to win the CES is that
Oh fuck am I doing not healing I don't understand double recast starts
Oh fuck is it the item though?
Wait, do I need my shield and tag for W2? What? What's your ping by the way?
54 what's yours?
11 oh my god, I should have been in
You're so scared. It's so sad oh
That's how you do it. Okay. I got it now. Holy shit. I'm controlling
Fuck
Like brothers this looks so much better than other people play it. Sorry. I forgot my discord
You're okay happen sometimes. I don't talk to many people on leave
Sadge
Kind of quiet this game, what is it? I'm focused trying to win trying to make it to the last round
oh my fucking god bro oh there's so so annoying bro what I didn't do I killed
This is what I do!
This is what I do!
This is what I do!
And we've made it to the last round.
The last round!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
No wait, we agreed on the chance.
We just talked about that game.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, I think chat vote is literally fair.
No, no, no, no!
We just talked about it.
I got you through your face!
I picked my vote!
Okay, so guess 1v1.
Who in 1v1?
All left, 1v1.
Come on!
Farming resident sleepers.
Does that even do that thing?
Come on, bro. Okay. What is the champion?
We can hit random five times
Pick up my chip
Do not go a high murder
here. Xebrath skill let's go let's end it with skill. I'm not I'm not skilling it bro.
Oh my god bro. We've done three of your characters have we not? Yeah we have. Did we? Wait I really
gotta pick my character once. Yeah cuz I've been losing. Okay okay okay okay what do you want what
you want that same rooms either by the way that's why it'd be if it's completely
even then there's no excuse it's completely even then there's no excuse
skill is a player learning what items do that's that's what's 1v1 actually you're
Alright, we can go, uh, win here, bro.
Oh my.
You're gonna have that champ?
I don't think so.
I'll gift you it.
No, I got you, bro.
Wow.
Shameless.
Wow.
So you want the last one of you to be played
with the character?
I don't lose it, dude.
I did three of your characters.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
say sleep
say sleep
where's you have the character
i have the character yes
uh... okay yeah same shit same room same same same shit at least
yeah yeah yeah fine fine
all right all right oh my god
oh my god
there's a page right there
for shame listen
fuck
it's a little bad i got bored
aurelia aurelia
aurelia that's
aurelia
you did
oh fuck
you play aurelia
i think you have better chance at aurelia than in queen
I
Really, okay?
That's your champ. I'm not saying where it's I'm hiding. It's like wait, but
Acid Aralea, I just think I'd be better at Aralea than Quinn
We don't hurt yeah, it's fine. Okay, same rules. I don't play it all right fine
Okay, okay. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting on your on your screen right now. Oh shit. We're not much time
As you're just gonna exit. I'm a quit. I want to restart
Wait, Aurelia re-words?
Okay, okay.
Did she actually get re-words?
Wait, what if I said no?
She's the same, like, ten years ago?
Okay, okay, okay.
Like a long ass time ago, right?
Yes!
The E is the stun still, right?
Yes.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Okay, let me think about the runes here.
Guys, she don't leave the typo still or not.
We're saying starter items too. I know that you're good at earlier. I know you're good
at earlier. You haven't played her in years?
Why are people saying I'm getting hustled?
Let me check your account real quick.
Check my account!
I don't play fucking Aurelia!
I think I have more than one account, bro.
You think that I'm that much of a fucking loser?
You think I'm that much of a fucking loser?
Wrong rules.
Wait, what do you mean wrong rules?
Wait, let me see your room page.
We have.
I'm quick.
I'm quick.
Just shut up.
Okay.
Fight for the cursed land.
Oh god.
Here we go, game five, baby!
Everything on the line!
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
If you can't hear me!
I want items, I want items, I want items.
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, let me get the subs.
Wait, why are you telling her to give the subs?
respect the double
it is what it is
what are you gonna do bro?
how about original vet and then run it back
nah i cant do it all day
double nothing
when you're not bro
you gotta take a blame
why are you so stupid
what the fuck
so if i double
if you win the double
and then if I win you have to pay me out a thousand subs oh my god okay okay wait
I'll respect the double but what are the rules go rivet again can I go rivet
again
bro you got rivet again did it I can go rivet again yes but I'm gonna play the
fucking dude let's just play pick it let's just play pick it come on no no
Okay, how do we run back the same exact characters again? Same exact characters again? That's four of your characters
Not again chat. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
Unbelievably confident right now
Okay, I'm not gonna lie saying champions. I feel like I feel like I win that
I feel like I win that oh
Shit. Oh shit. Oh
my god
I
Take the win take the win take the win. Oh
Yeah, you're fucking two people and take you to type of that. No, no, no. Yeah, you know, I'll double I'll double I'll double
One thing about me is I have no content. So I'll double
Okay, ready same same champions, right?
Yes, but I'm not sharing rooms. No
Oh, same room- same room, same room, same items.
No, dumbass!
Why are you downstairs, bro?
What?
You beat me on Yasuo? I don't play Yasuo.
I play Riven, and I don't play Aurelia.
You said you were ranked one in Aurelia.
Yeah, I fucking...
Same room, same items or no deal.
Same room, same items or no deal.
So, peer mechanics.
How much is- what thousand gift did?
$5,000
Listen listen listen
You could cut you could come away with losing absolutely nothing, so I
Feel I feel like you know
Not a bad show
Same runes same items and then Raven Lee said I really I win what a hundred percent bring it back easily
let's go you you might get ribbon and
And Yasuo, well actually try it, this is free, let's go.
Let's go.
You think you beat me?
Okay.
You think you beat me?
Let's go.
Never enough, it's just a handshake.
It should-
You shake, same rooms, same items though.
Yeah, same rooms, same items, it's easy, let's go.
All right.
Ruin is cooked though, Ruin is actually cooked.
Okay.
All right, okay.
All right, all right.
And then, so what are the-
The runes and items, I don't care.
Runes.
What is it?
Just copy me
No triumph
You're such a new
Tell me you didn't have triumph
Yeah first games, I don't know I don't know oh my god
So what I shit I'm sure you asked me you lost him you lost to me you lost to me
Okay, these I see the good yeah, I got it okay, so first pose
Wait, you're going the same thing right and the same thing
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting fucking flashing night flashing night flashing night this fucking okay. Thank you. Good God
You have a double
Oh my god, your legacy is on the line
Not really
Here's I'm saying everybody that knows
anything about this game watches that knows I'm better but I actively troll
two games in a row okay okay guardian hammer long score okay guardian hammer
long sword and then pots yeah the same items correct all right I don't worry
about ribbon game it is what it's oh so this is your throwaway game I mean I'm
fine with thrown away the first two you are not winning listen and I really a
period you think so I beat you at least an inner really a last last one did you
forget I'm an idiot fuck me a thousand gifted bro what the fuck that's a lot of
money bro that could be diapers the fucking roof on my other house collapsed
no idea I swear to God I have to pay for that oh shit
Not too confident on the champion.
Wait, you have red side every single game.
What does that mean?
I don't think that really matters.
How are you feeling, dude, after that upset?
I lost the worst players have you
Yes, actually
That's why 1v1's aren't skill at all
Does he bother me to be honest
Oh
Oh my god, bro, this is literally embarrassing good. I
Missed the cannon barrel
I was one this bad on ribbon
Oh, I think might be GGs very soon so dog should play
It might be the end is near the end is near T1
He's actually just
I don't understand that.
Riven's dog shit. I don't care. I fuck that character.
I think you just like just ran it down on me.
I was accepting.
That wasn't even a skill thing. That was like IQ. That's league.
I Q'd the wrong way on accident. I don't play.
Alright, alright.
Okay, okay runes, runes. Just pull up your runes. I'll get you.
Little Conqueror, fucking. Conqueror. Conqueror.
Barrier, overgrowth.
I have it.
Ah, Jay.
Got it. I think I got it.
Wait, got it.
Lashing knife. Lashing knife. OK.
Are you going to go?
Why are you yawning, bro?
Are you tired? I'd sigh.
Sigh. I don't yon on stream.
I'm not a big shit.
Yeah, me neither, man.
Me neither.
Wait, was it a Draven second?
No, it was Yasuo.
That was like the wind.
Always by my side.
I think it was Bracen.
Was it Draven?
Oh, it might have been Draven, yeah.
It is, it is.
We'll play it next to the-
Dude, your chat is saying this is embarrassing.
I mean, because they don't know ball.
They know I don't play Riven.
It is what it is.
They know I don't play Yasuo.
So it is what it is.
I play Draven, Lee Sin, and Irelia.
What items?
Guardian hammer, I think.
Guardian hammer?
Yeah, we just do longsword and pot.
Guardian hammer and longsword pot, OK.
He's not an IRL streamer.
He plays, but it's a secret account.
I'm an IRL streamer that hates desktops, bro.
You're losing to me.
I'm lagging.
Oh my god, no.
NO!
I ACTUALLY LAD!
YOU'RE RARE!
OH MY GOD!
Uh oh. You're not going to lose the gospel twice, are ya?
Twice?
Bro, I actually lagged. I literally ran into you. Can we restart?
Hell no! Get gapped!
Oh my god, Pete. Oh my god, my PC.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I can win, I can win.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Wait, did you actually lag?
I did, like my whole PC just like froze.
You wanna remake, bro? We can remake if you wanna remake.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take the remake.
Okay. If you actually lag.
I actually did, I actually did. I don't, I don't like.
We can literally just run back real quick, yeah?
Okay, okay, I'm exiting, I'm exiting.
Okay, we're saying that you actually...
Yeah, thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you respect. That's actually plus respect WT woman
WT when W father in the chat
See bro, that's why you can't cry what cry fucking wolf or whatever you cried lag eight times before that
Are you actually lagging that much?
Just like
I
Always by my side
You remember the runes it's the same rooms no
Well mind change for my day my change to
I think I think it was this I
Have a hundred tabs
Yeah, yep, correct.
Flash ignite.
Flash ignite.
I need to play my music.
Fuck, go!
Shit.
Aye.
Aye.
Save items.
Yup, hammer.
Hammer or long sword?
That's a lot.
I'm not, that was on me, that was on me.
I get the swing bros over.
Cream Adonico!
What do you listen to, like, what music?
I'm not listening to some hit, 2000 hit pop.
Mmm.
You know who...
NF is?
Yeah, not NF.
Go.
NF, NF, sure, go.
Go, go, debut.
My god, it's music.
Cinema.
Cinema.
Oh
Lee
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
Oh my god, I'm literally so ass I guess I'm so ass I guess it will bro. I'm so
I'm so trash, bro. I just take the tower son. I miss every fucking cute. Yeah, I'm such a fucking. Oh my god
I'm a loser, bro
I'm such a loser.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Give me more the rooftops, baby.
Oh my god.
I actually deserve to lose that.
All good.
I deserve to be punished in your life.
Sometimes the pressure's too much for people, Jason.
I deserve to be fucking punished.
That's right and not the dog.
I just make sure you pull your windows up on screens.
Yeah, yeah.
What were you saying the last time?
Oh my god.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, fuck me, man.
I'm just gonna go the same. Fuck it.
Okay.
Let's go!
Let's get it.
Let's get it. 1,000 gifts in subs, give me that.
Bitch!
That's not how it works, bro.
You said double or nothing, so if you win, you win nothing.
Did you forget?
What?
What do you mean what?
What what what what are you saying dude dude if you win you win nothing cuz I won the first game oh
This year's taking away my debt. Yes, that's yeah
Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, you're playing for
Welcome to the League of Draven
This is for your debt right here
See how I'm uh this is lame as fuck for me then.
Well man you could just take- There's nothing on the line!
I mean- Oh wait I guess it's $5,000 for you.
Yeah if you- Oh yeah okay so technically there is 5,000. Okay.
Chat bro that's how double or nothing works.
Wait is that how it works or not? Are you- are you just kidding me?
No cause you lost I respect the double.
Double or nothing means if you win, you win nothing.
You get or nothing I get the double though
Wait, I think that's double and nothing
No, no
That's not how it works. I don't know. I think we're going to meet
That way it's it's like five grand. Anyway, right? I
Went I pretty much get five grand said I'm gonna pay you five grand. Yeah
Yeah, cuz right now you're in debt to me. Yeah now you're dead to me
Yeah, you're down you're down 2,500 right now, but if you win that 2,500 is gone
Hey, I don't know bro. Is there I don't know what I thought it was double or no. It is what it is, bro
I'm gonna win regardless
Here we go. Do you drink energy drinks?
I
Bro this shit is so lame bro. It's so it's so it's so lame like yeah, whatever whatever
I don't care. I actually don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care about dream
Like obviously gonna win that bro. You play that your whole life. It's your fucking profile
I didn't want you to get hurt.
Come for us then.
Alright, come on.
What do we do?
Are you at least in here?
Yep.
At least in here.
Alright, come on.
Come on.
You got me.
Washed.
Come on, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
The moment was too big, the lights were too bright.
All good, bro.
No.
No.
Alright.
You said literally fine.
I'm good.
This is literally how it was last time.
I'm going to win at least in.
Yes.
You don't understand.
You're not that good at skill shots.
That's what I realized you're not a skill shot player
Well, I don't even try to get any skill shots. What do you even sing? I miss one
I really a that that's why you're saying that and that was the game changer
That was the game yes, I'm fucking stupid. I can just walk away. I'm so oh my god. I'm so stupid
Okay flashing night
Even if you beat him here, we will never forget you lost about best of five to JC the wean
My respect will come back I fucking
True actually true
No, sorry, did I tell you that any respectable player knows that I grieved those last two
games completely?
You didn't win, I just lost.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
Fuck that.
Alright, come on.
That's good music. No, they're talking about my music taste. No, not me.
I won the best of five, remember?
Oh, Polaro, you're the cookie.
I know where you're at.
I'm just scared to walk in the fucking bush. Of course you know where I'm at.
What about Max here? Where do you get a Max?
Ah, you said that last time you started copying me.
I know you were piece of shit.
I started matching Q and then W.
I was all over the place.
Yeah, I know. You saw me do it.
No.
I have one monitor.
Missed Q.
I missed my Q.
Thank you, Max.
I'm not.
You won't.
Oh, fuck! Holy pump fake!
Oh my god, I'm not feeling good. I'm not feeling good at all.
I don't even stop doing that fuck is wrong
what am I doing bro
Oh my god, bro
Okay, focus focus focus. I'm just checking. I'm just checking cues, bro
come on, hit a fucking Q bro, I'm in the open
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, na, oh, na.
How the fuck did you out-damage me there by the way?
Cuz I'm a fucking beast of a leeson
What the flying fucking fuck?
Let's fucking go man
You gotta kill me before I get my old back otherwise over just letting you know
I know it's not
They keep W'ing minions an accident
Me too, bro
Oh
Yeah, a little nervous, bro, I can smell your fear. Hey watchers are crazy, but I love this shit. I can smell the fear it's
I'm not scared of shit, bro. I can smell your fear your legacy losing the Jason
I'm not my legacy at all. Oh
It's a bit of a chillin. It's easy
I got my wood con baby
Noodle
How do you get soft w soft use all I don't know bro. You play this game for how many years now you don't know
Oh
oh you fucked up oh you like how I play around the minion so you just cue the minion
you like how I play around the minion so you cue the minion oh my god I'm a fucking demon
bro back like I never left oh oh I don't miss cues I don't miss cues either oh my god
I'm a beast oh my god oh my god he hit one cue doesn't matter oh my god it doesn't
matter you're going to need them their shit their shit their shit
Oh
Nice Q good kid
Oh my god, oh my god, what a cube, bro?
Oh my god, I'm two knees!
Oh my god, have I missed a kill?
This guy's about to win a CES, bro. You're actually a sissy, boy.
Alright, you want me to start playing like Twizy? I'll start playing like Twizy.
I will talk back up dude fuck my life
oh my god brown wave manipulation I know about it
No way up!
You're nothing to me, bro. You're fucking nothing.
Look at him, fully. I'm actually fully.
Oh my god, I'm growing impatient bro, that's my fucking mistake
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Locking.
Locking.
Come on, big T.
You a freak, big T.
The best, big T.
That's you.
Ah, first miss Q.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bad thing
Come on, let's took it out, bro
Come on
This guy is actually gonna fucking win by CS.
This is the cringiest shit.
I don't give a fuck.
You can't lane.
CS is a fucking laning mechanic.
Yeah?
Fuck you.
You're a fucking pussy, bro.
You're a fucking pussy.
You're a pussy.
You're a pussy.
You're a pussy.
You're a pussy.
You're actually a pussy.
You're a pussy
You're a pussy
3121
3131 my ass you're a fucking pussy
You're a pussy
It's three blend wait wait oh my god
Wow wow bro, I can't believe that's the way it is. That's the way it ends. That's the way it ends
Wow, you lost on who again?
Yasuo, Draven, Lee Sin, okay, that's who you lost.
Unbelievable, bro.
So wait, we played four of your characters
that you lost from two, or three, two, three?
Um, did you forget who actually won?
The first, best of five?
It doesn't matter, I briefed it,
and I know that I briefed it.
You wanted to CS.
I'm flipping your ass in the next one.
You want to CS.
I'd be too confident with Swagger.
What do you think he's gotta get clipped?
You beating me in CS,
or me absolutely demolishing you
on I-Wren Lee,
We're gonna get stuck the better until anyway!
It is not the best, man!
You're...
You're washed!
You're washed!
You did not...
You're washed!
I don't play!
Fuck it, bro.
Fuck it.
Oh my god, bro.
Nice, bruh.
Maybe!
So we came out of this with nothing.
So we came out of this with nothing.
So...
So we did all this so that there's no winner.
I'm fucking...
You should have done...
We should have do.
Like, dude, I'm...
I'm...
I'm chillin' right now.
You won...
You won...
CS against the IRL streamer. Hang it up. Hang it up, T1.
Dude, I would've kicked your ass out. Do you want to play Irelia again? What do you want here?
Like, bro, I don't say.
Oh, my God.
You got solo killed on Yasuo. You got solo killed on Draven.
Fuck.
I beat you multiple ways.
So you want to do the original bet and just do one more game? And call it?
Pfft! Oh, play who?
Oh, Mundo Doseball, you know what I'm talking about.
Do you want to say some bullshit?
Mundo dodgeball, the whole chat is saying it.
I'm not that good.
Dude, I am not putting it.
What do you mean?
I am not putting what?
2.5k on one game of Mundo dodgeball.
Mundo dodgeball is actual cinema.
And I'm not even that good.
You don't have to be good at just luck.
Mundo dodgeball, 2.5k.
Are you nuts?
That's skill.
That's skill.
It's not luck.
I'll do it.
You know what?
You can do what they want to see.
Okay, how about this?
We don't even need to do 500 gifted.
We can do 100 gifted.
100 gifted for a Mundo.
Are you for?
Are you actually serious?
Bro, I just...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro, I don't know, I'm putting in 2.5K.
I got house repairs to do on a game of Mundo dodgeball.
Dude, you are a millionaire.
What? I'm a stripper.
That's exactly...
Don't make money.
Oh my god.
A Mundo Dash Ball, come on, come on, come on.
All right, this is for all the Marvels.
I'm not doing the 500 here.
We don't have to do it.
What the fuck?
We don't have to do it.
We don't have to do that.
We could do 100 gifted, 100 gifted, fucking.
So someone will leave with something.
This is the closer, OK?
This is the closer.
All right, what are the rooms in Mundo?
That's a good question.
I think it is...
Ghost?
Do you have a comment, guys?
I think you do.
I don't think you'll...
Oh, flash, flash, oh, wait, there's a comment.
You're right, there's flash, ghost.
Comets, mana flow.
Probably celerity, Scorch.
What's secondary tree?
Oh no, Nimbus Cloak, sorry.
Alright, here we fucking go, man.
Man, I don't think secondary tree matters, so.
Alright.
Why don't you go secondary tree?
I'm just copying your stream.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
I'm sure this...
Fuck it.
Double adaptive, fuck it.
So, Rolly, keep me.
Alright, that's it.
Water walking? Okay, water walking, these are it.
Water, which one's water walking? Oh, water walking.
Alright.
Right, you got him?
I got him.
I've boots and pink words, I'm just trying to get it.
Boots?
I've lost every fucking Mundo Dodger. I'm right, I've played Mundo Dodger, I'm a QTpie, and I've lost.
I've played Mundo Dodger while I get tricked to G, and I've fucking lost.
Well, I lost my last moonbelt thing too.
Are you playing Simu Nukatsu?
I played like a year ago, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, so boots?
Boots?
What the f-
Okay.
Hot.
Uh, forward.
Do I buy pots or not?
I don't think so, no.
No pots, so just boots and pink wards.
Yep.
Wait, what's the point of a pink wards?
so that you can see other award in the bush which we good okay all right so I
got a box I'm bossing okay all right game with timer one minute we start game
time or one minute oh boy here we go baby and you're with that skin and wait
your skin has a smaller hitbox in mind no it doesn't dip shit stop fucking
crying one minute don't go before cheater
Nope, it's not right.
Oh, maybe that way.
Yo, didis, didis, didis, didis.
Ah!
Ah!
Hey!
Bomber!
Oh!
Passed the line!
Oh, that's just the worst gift when you're docked on a recede.
Fuck, I should have flashed that.
No.
That's you for all pain.
You are pain.
No.
You are pain.
No.
You are pain.
You are pain.
Yes.
Oh my!
Yes sir!
Hey baby!
Put your whole block up pussy boy.
You fucking tongue.
Pussy boy you fucking talk to me with real steamers over here on the gaming category fuck IRL streamers and fuck you
That's where you guys
I respected your double I respected your double fuck you fuck you
Let's go let's go baby
Wait on the gift is everybody's waiting, oh
Oh my god unbelievable
Come and celebrate. I really had the wind, bro. Oh
That's all skill period that was all skill. Wow. We're both missing even your hands
They started shaking, did a thing.
Hearts out of pumpin'.
They just got a little bit damp.
Now baby, that's big tea.
Oh my God.
Oh, I'm such a fucking, oh my God.
I haven't played in this shit before you were born, bro.
I haven't played for 16 years.
You were in diapers when I was playing.
You can't step to me.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh, are we okay?
Wow.
You're not gonna so you're not gonna double
Well, I'm not doubly are you father?
I'm gonna your father viewing. You're actually upset. I'm not robbery
Wow, you're father viewing bro. What are you gonna do with you change that strip title little pup, please?
I did humble you bro. I did that dude. I told you they call me the humbler. I told you the humbler
Wow, bro, wow
This guy in your chat that said just scam them thoughts any moderation at all
debating right now
We had a deal we should got it you pay me
What are you today?
Ah, fuck bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Glad to pay up so I can suck my soulcube.
Fuck bro.
Ah.
That's crazy bro.
You had 2.5k in your palms man.
And you chose not to cash out.
That's wild.
Oof.
But you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
It's, wow.
I'm such a fucking loser bro.
Oh my god.
I literally had it in my fucking palm and I literally had it in my palm and you know what I saw I saw
me
stampeding over you two times bro, but
Oh good bro, good asses man, you know bad days for some brawlers
such a loser fact
childhood bro
Because, bro, don't do it. Stop. Climb off. Please. It's gonna be okay.
Damn, bro.
Where's my money?
You know where I grew up, bro. You better not play with me. I'm just saying.
Ride, bro. I'm like that.
You're from Missouri. And your favorite rapper's in the ass.
I'm not fucking... You don't know where I'm from. I'm from St. Louis, bro.
This...
Oh my god, bro.
I grew up in it.
Oh my god, bro.
I was like that, so I'm just saying.
Go on.
I gifted you, dude. Did you not see it?
Wait, you did?
Yeah.
You gifted me one sub, you dipshit.
Now, give me my money, Jason!
Give me my money!
You're not doing it one at a time, bro.
Hurry up, what are you doing?
One at a time?
Check didn't hit it didn't hit this month yet. It didn't hit this month yet
Me use my prime stuff on you, bro
Look at it. You can practice and then a little bit later a couple months. Maybe a couple of years
We're gonna run it back
How about you play a real man's game and see us go what won't be one
They play Street Fighter
Warcraft? Chess?
Would you CSGO rank?
CSGO? CSGO?
Uh, I peaked Golden Oval 4.
You're trolling. Nah, you're trolling.
I'm not trolling.
You said that too fast, and I say that.
I peaked Golden Oval 4, in under 50 hours.
Dude, chess? I broke it. I suck at chess.
I don't know how to play fucking chess.
Take my fucking money. Are you happy?
Take money from me.
Take money from me.
Oh my god, I think my PC's about to break bro. Look at my stream. It's not going through.
Wait, can you hear me?
Wait, I can hear you. I'm joining you. What's going on?
No bro, no, no, no, no.
Wait, I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging.
No, you're fake lagging. I see you unmuting a piece of shit. Go ahead and pay me.
Go ahead and pay me!
Wait, an invalid payment method?
Nah! Nah bro.
I'm not even trolling.
Wait, wait, let me, let me, let me, let me actually try to, wait, change payment method.
Do you have any bit rewards for us?
Bit rewards.
Shirt off for 800,000.
Nice channel, bro.
Nice channel.
Thank you, bro.
They've been allowed?
How about that coach about that one?
I actually redeemed him only one like five years ago when I was 15 and you scammed me.
man. I did it. Yes you did. Piece of shit. And now you're scaring me. I could have.
Full circle moment. Unbelievable bro. Wait for that shit to hit big dog. I'm putting
in my card information dude. God I'm just a fucking charity bro. Unbelievable. I should
I just took the weird one.
Yeah, sir.
Never meet your heroes.
That's true, bro.
You met your hero and he whooped your ass.
I'm sorry.
I think fair.
I mean, to be honest with you,
that best of five, the first one, that's the one.
Oh my God!
Woo!
There it is, baby.
I'll get it, Jason.
All right, my time here is up.
I'm not trying to listen to you any longer boy. I appreciate that
Hey, bro, you still lost to me best of five that first best of five. You're an embarrassment your legacy is stained forever
So you won the moon though? So you won the moon don't want me one, but guess what your legacy is stained forever
Everybody knows I played better. I just is what is for content for content. I did it for coffee
No, you did it. No, you did it
No, you lost to me at least in Aurelia and Riven.
First game, that's all that matters.
Legacy is staying.
I hope.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
All right, bro.
Nice talking to you, man.
Hit me up in a few.
We don't want to do anything, by the way.
Anything.
Oh, but by the way, anything IRL, I'm faster than you.
No, push up fade, push up fade, push up fade.
One v one push up.
I will actually demolish you in it.
We'll do it, we'll do it.
Sure.
Are you sure about that?
because I'll stain your legacy in that as well.
Yep, do it all.
We do it all.
Nah.
We can host a T1 vs. Jason triathlon.
I will literally-
Be careful, Doc.
What?
What?
Let's do it.
I will literally go to Missouri.
I will go to your trailer.
Ah!
Hustler, you're mad.
Oh, now you're mad.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
What is it?
Let me ask you a question.
Okay, that was weird.
I'm sorry.
We're living in a trailer.
Whose fault is it?
You!
You're literally a millionaire you can literally right now. I gave him as a child
Oh my god, bro
All right, bro, that's about it for me
Was that contact man? It was nice playing you
Fuck bro
Oh my fucking God man! Fuck! I sold! Oh my fucking God bro!
I
My fucking gosh man, oh and even fucking better news, bro
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God, bro. Oh my God, bro. There's no way. There's no fucking way. Oh my God, bro. I can't win all the teams.
I think that should be perfect. Orchak, let's lock that in. These are the teams. These are the fucking teams, bro.
Zoink, Squishy, and Riley. Wait, aren't these three players just Orcic's gods?
Let's lock this in. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I love it.
Chat, this looks beautiful. I might tweak some shit, this is not the bracket.
I want to be clear when I say that, but he's on the team.
Chat, sit.
Oh, Rocket Lee. Bruce, Adam Ross, and Cuffin. Alright, I'm not gonna lie.
This is this week we can beat this squad. This is ago. This is a crazy fucking squad. Are they copy?
What a lineup, bro
No, okay, I'm not I feel like me arkee and Yugi beat this squad Ron Lacey and Marlin all right Marlin
I'm not gonna lie Marlin is basically equivalent to arkee on our team. Wait, is arkee good? I know Yugi's decent
Wait, who am I up against?
Braun Lacey and Marlin?
Oh my god, we're up against him first?
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Arke's ass.
Okay, but Marlin is literally a fucking bum.
Marlin is a bum.
I think Lacey's like mid too.
He's mid.
Very fucking mid.
Oh, that's not the bracket.
Okay, thank god, thank god.
Okay.
Ginge, Deji, and XUC.
I don't know, I don't know their skill level.
What's their skill level?
Good squad
Mid Deji's ass ginges in the UK X you see is
X you see is made
Now they're their ass their ass
Um
Agent Phantom and Ray
I got a feeling this this squad is trash this one is trash respectfully
X you see his ass
She's made this what this squad is literally no calm no calm at all
Agents the best one out of this yet. No calm. No calm
Bro, what do you want to be this for bro? We are six sketch sinna and Joe Bart
Okay
Sketch sinna and Joe butter lozie sinna is some fucking trash
I sketched some fucking dog shit Joe butter Losey. I think he's kind of in right
Is this the worst team on the squad
Are we doing a land set it with Yugi and Arke. Oh my god, should we do a land wait should we do a land?
clicks loss in silky this squad I think clicks clicks is not horrible right
losses losses fucking horrible at every fucking game in silky doesn't play our
Yeah, come through to the ligament in shotgun bro!
Yeah!
Play overwatch, that's the only way to make that dog shit.
Why bro?
Like actually why man?
Like actually why?
Oh my fucking god bro, yo, oh bro.
Oh my fucking god.
We don't waste time to do the land.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
If we do a land and get knocked out,
the first fucking round.
Oh, let me call them, bro.
Cause I'm not gonna lie.
I need to win something this week.
I need to win.
I need to win something.
Dr. Chud gets locked.
Gets.
Access when you live a full one,
or land down and drive.
It's shit malfunction.
Hell, right there, buddy.
Really, cause you don't like us.
Jeanette Hennig.
It's not a good thing to do.
What did you actually just link me?
Wait, listen. Oh, I took my headphones off.
I can already tell you lied about being from Texas when you live a full one
or lend a drive
Oh shit!
I don't like that buddy
Really cause you're like us
Jeanette Hennig was like
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh!
What?
How the fuck did he know?
That's kind of scary bro
That's insane
That's actually insane
That's weird shit
fake fake
on the car
we call are we call are keepers miss minutes in the other guys have been on
the best out of so fucking longer
co-op
go down down down
is easy and yes the are key stuck in India
Wait actually
Actually
He's stuck always on a flight use if it's in the hospital
Say oh god he's in the hospital
Say on God. He's in the hospital. They're in the hospital
He's in the fucking hospital?
Wow, wow, what do you mean?
Oh, that's insane.
Oh, that's insane.
The Indian Doug Doug of Dune.
Call you Eber.
fake ass pic
Is he farming indian?
Yeah, bro. Yeah, but you heard
It's a it's me you are key in R6 turning this Sunday
No, we're not
What are you already doing?
Bro, first of all, I'm not,
yo, do you see our cop?
You understand how GC does this shit?
He makes sure that, bro, we were offenders, bro.
We were to fill up their fucking tournament, bro.
He don't put us against fucking bondage.
No, what are you talking about?
He's gonna put us against-
How are you already giving up?
Guys, bro, I'm already knowing,
bro, that's what deadly you do, bro.
What is wrong with you?
Well, so you think, bro, look at this lineup.
Yeah.
Zoink, Squishy, and Riley, I don't know how good this squad is.
Oh, Zoink, Squishy, and Riley, their geometry does.
And ours, rock and lead.
They don't play our sixes much, I don't think.
But they're cool people.
So they don't even play shooters, bro.
What?
It's fucking, is it mobile?
But we beat them.
Bruce, Aiden, Ross, and Kuffin?
Come on, bro.
Come on, they suck.
Oh, yeah, okay.
They didn't get sorry.
Ron, Lacey, and Marlin?
Ron's their only player.
Angry Jinz, Deji, and XUC?
I've never done a bad player.
You know what I mean?
I'm pretty certain he's pretty decent.
Marlin?
You said Marlin?
No, I said Ron.
Yeah, I know.
Ron's the best player in that team,
but everyone else is shit.
Ferris?
Okay, Angry Jinz, Deji, and XUC?
Come on, bro.
Angry Jinx, Degi, and XUC, two of them are in the fucking UK with the thousand years.
Yeah, okay, Ferris.
XUC is like me.
Agent Phantom Ray, we destroy them.
Sketch, Cynid, Joe Bartolozzi, we destroy them.
Klix, Lozen, Silky, we destroy them.
I feel like we're top two.
I feel like we're top two here.
Uh, I don't hate them.
You just need to practice, bro.
Alright, you hoppin' on tonight?
I'm actually down all the way on the internet, yeah, I'm down.
Wait, is Archie...
Um, is Archie on a fight still?
I think, yeah, I don't think they're here yet. I think they're here later today, unless I'm tweaking.
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
I bet. Wait, you do you want to do a LAN?
Like, uh, in person, all together?
Yeah, like, where so we can fizz-bub each other?
Hell yeah, but it's just going to be bad for audio, but I'm actually down.
Oh, yeah, unless we can figure it out. I think we can figure it out.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can figure it out. Give it a couple of noise-canceling headphones,
You know, we're good. Yeah. Yeah, we're good
And then and then we get his some all the time later
Are you still wearing my bro, that's my shirt
This is my shirt from fucking high school
I think we're top two. I think we're top two best.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
What the fuck?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nuh bruh what?
Yo Red Bull wouldn't even do me like that.
Yo would never do me like that.
I'm not a fucking- how's that Alani how many- come on bro.
They would not do me like that man.
They would not do me like that.
Where is your dude?
I'm waiting bruh.
five six seven eight nine seven up on your feet, on your feet
ahhh knee!
that's a knee
knee!
20 bro
knee
let's go 24
let's go
get on the ground Marlon
let's go bro it's one
don't get up on your knees
damn
that's just no joke bro
you just gotta start twerking man
What? What is this, bro? What is this event, bro? People pull up and watch Marlin work
out. What's going on right now? Yo, let's go, bro, man. Yo, this gotta be hella awkward
Marley, but he's just doing pull-ups in front of the girls
Not I grew up literally just fell in love. She just fell in love
Damn, bro, I
Can't blame her though can't blame her
Can I blame her?
He loves that shit
Wow
She's looking at mouse and shit. Yeah, I don't blame her. I don't blame her
Like your mouth chill, don't you?
All right chat. We got mad constant plan today. What's y'all trying to see me do man? We can hop on the game
We can go IRL we can
We can hit we can hit
We can hit
We can go IRL
We could check the P.O. Bro. We could check the P.O. I'm not gonna lie
I feel like I got a feeling this is gonna be absolutely fucking nothing in the P.O
Malatang, not Malatang at night, bro. Malatang at night. P.O.
Not Angolite, bro. There's probably nothing in my fucking P.O.
You already check take a PJ to Vegas, R6 with hit
um oh she yes house Valerie quick house room yo John
Um, we could go to Jahel, no, Jahel got school.
Just go to PL?
I bet.
I bet.
I'm gonna go to PL.
I'm gonna go to the PL.
I'm gonna go to P.O. I got a promo with my hair. He's good. Yeah, I think it's a bit short
But
Are you being biased
I'm not being defensive I'm just I'm just I don't know but it's a new cat like
I'll dig it a taper. I don't have the Edgar. I got like a I got like a fringe. Is this the Edgar?
Go to Yana's insta is this m3 in my chat talking about go to go to Yana's Instagram
You need to assassinate yourself brown
Like what what like what
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you.
Yes, I love you.
Y'all not going to lie, Brown?
I posted on my Twitter editor posted clips of her saying
Gwyn or whatever.
And everybody's like, oh, he's back to Rizzen.
Bro, no, I'm not, gang.
How is that your fucking conclusion?
Me interacting with a girl that's a fan on fucking
valorant.
How is that actually your fucking conclusion?
Your hymn?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
The whizzler.
Are you out your goddamn fucking mind?
Your legacy?
This is not my legacy.
If this is my legacy, then someone strike me down ASAP.
Someone strike me down asa
All right, let's go move
All right, let's see let's see what we got today check
I'm gonna get the key we're gonna go
Let's see if I have any of these.
Over or under two packages?
Excuse the rug, I had someone clean up
and they just put the rug there.
Get the key real quick.
Under.
All right.
Didn't you say he's empty?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
But I did have Lugo Che like two days ago, so.
Left wallet, not even worth going.
Come on, bro.
Left wallet, got my keys.
Let's do a quick one around the house, like, who's here?
No one.
No one?
No one, everybody left.
Bro, no way, everybody's in Vegas.
like a gambling and what what are they what what did wrong go to Vegas because
I know Lacey went and fucking gambled
hello
wait did the decorate ask in oh no one's home Marlin Marlin
What the f...
Oh my god, that was a fucking big picture of him though.
Oh my gosh, should I check his history?
Yeah, go ahead.
Wait, wait, wait.
Should I check his IGDMS?
What girls can be risen?
Oh my god.
We are so back.
Oh, jeez.
Is this a single morning?
Like, okay.
Oh my god, bro.
Like, okay.
Oh my god, bro.
Just kidding, I didn't look at his DMs, bro.
I'm not a weirdo.
Lacey!
I
Have a piss bra
I
W5
Look, look, look, look, look, look at what I got.
Oh!
This place got cut, man.
We got to run errands.
Oh, yeah, we got mad shit to do today.
Let's go act lost at Aeron.
Yo, hope not, facts.
Yo, I got mad errands to run the tape today, Jack.
What errands we got to run today?
Hold on, I've got an air cut.
Yeah!
Got mad errands.
I gotta target get some packages
See we got an OCS house, we have no come wait what is this?
Lacey wrong Jason adapted silkies. Do I open this?
Hold on bro. We got PO set to the house
from warehouse manager. All right, bro, stop. What is this? Shit. What is this? This is
that I don't know about okay I can't fucking steal tell you what's going on
what is this maybe a key
perfect use of the Maybach key
I
Are we I don't know I'm a piece of torture. Oh
Shout out to one up bro some candy and shit
Wait for the P. Oh, do I just go to address that's pinned I'm gonna be honest. I've never gone to my own PO before
W. Rug.
Yes?
Dude, I'm so fucking stupid, dude.
Come on, bro. I could have just left that way.
I'm such a dumb fucking...
Oh my god, why did no one tell me to just drop it and not double?
They said do you have the key I'm pretty sure that was the first key you used. Yeah, the key yeah the key
God, I'm such a fucking child
Just kidding I know I did it for the content. You know I'm for the content y'all like
Like, you had to get the moondo in there, like, it was for the content.
Wait, could you read me out the address that's pinned in my chat?
It should be like really close.
I mean, just read it out loud, it's just a bubble.
Uh, 15701 Sherman Way.
Let me get in part for something, I don't get fucking nuked.
Sherman Way.
I got it.
I got it.
Prima Donna, girl!
Prima Donna, da da da da da!
I'm doing a meet and greet at this PO Box right now.
Wait, why does she say 30 minutes?
I mean, you got a lot of concert plans today, no?
Wait, why does she say 30 minutes, Jack?
if I drive 30 yo is this even worth fucking doing by the way is it actually worth doing
30 minutes and I get one package I might actually in my life I should I just run errands at
everyone like what do I just go to the fucking Marty on the road bro do I just go to the
OSDS house fuck
Fuck bro no one's at the OSDS house. It's literally just Yugi chopped off ass
Should I go to seaside and get seasick
He's OSES house Jesus, bro
We just got a stall for like two hours then we on then we on a oh my god you type in OSES
You're into maps your fucking house just pulls up or just type in 6836 into your avenue
Archey and saunty the only ones not there no content equals OCS house
Not a bad shout man not a bad shout
Or we can make something up on the fly, but I just got a haircut. Okay. I'm wearing stissy right now
No, no, I got my nails done already
No, I know it's not right after I got this pill is still pretty polished. Oh
Erin's Erin's that I need to run. What do I need to do? P. O is 30 fucking minutes away
shopping segment we don't care go to the fucking OSES house
guapo let me see what guapo is doing
I'm trying to spar. I'm trying to spar somebody. I want to spar somebody so I can see where
my benchmark like where my skill level is at. You trying to spar, John? No. It's probably
Probably be my ass. I just got fucking aired by a to Wapo
Anyone know the haircut Jason just got yo, I ain't gonna lie. I just got I
Don't know what it's called to be honest. I got a low taper. I love low very low taper
And trimmer all around
I didn't really ask for a specific haircut, you know what I'm saying?
You had the gym already?
Yeah, I had the gym.
You had the gym again?
Why would I have the gym again? I had legs, bro.
I'm not having any of them.
I'm up for a week.
I'm up for a week and I'm not fucking legs.
2024, Edgar Jason's back.
No, bro.
This is not an Edgar.
This is not a fucking Edgar.
Oh, shit.
open some football cards I don't have a fucking Edgar man
everyone I'm not a hop on I'm not a good at OSES house go shopping
Let me call Redify.
Prima Danica.
Yo.
Yo, it was good.
It was good, bro.
What's up?
What happened?
You good?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm more than good.
Well, how's it going?
what happened 15 minutes 15 minutes yeah so what 15 minutes bro what does that mean
15 minutes are you gonna be here 15 minutes 15 minutes yeah 15 minutes okay
wait wait wait wait wait you trying to spar I have a haircut at like 3 30 oh my god
I
Wait, who's that?
Jada's that far I mean Jada probably down. No, I think I think it's at the Caribbean. I was just mean us Jada
Yugi and it's like let's fucking go bro
Yeah, where's uh, where's your cat?
I get about the end of the month. Well, he's Jada. Jada actually down to spar
I mean, he he wanted to spar Yugi like a couple nights ago, so he'd probably be done. Oh
My god
Shots bar J dev today
Wait, wait, did that as he'd be down this bar. I'll fucking do it. I'm gonna ask you
He's sitting outside the portrait
Wait what?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, Jada!
It's good, bro.
How are you trying to get into boxing?
I never say that, but.
Wait, you said that you were down to sport Yugi though, right?
Mmm, no?
Wait, wait, what is Renifai saying?
What the fuck?
Did you not say you were down to sport Yugi at alumni?
It's really about boxing.
Fuck, no!
Wait, I didn't!
Yo, Jada, are you trying to spar?
Fuck, no!
What?
I'm tired, but.
Why is what if I say that you're down to sparring down to do all this shit
So
Yeah, what are you streaming today
15 minutes 15 minutes 15 minutes
Yeah
What's up? What's up, bro?
Oh, I'm trying to spar somebody today.
I bet you like arm string?
Hell yeah.
Dead ass?
Yeah, yeah, but it's got to make sense,
but I'm not trying to spar you.
Who do you got for me?
Bro, Reddifier uses it.
He's use of here, though?
Let me check his location.
No, he's not here, but I'm the office, bro.
You could probably get it.
I think his red fire is used for union.
Cause those guys are all around your way.
Fine, bro.
I don't know, I'll figure it out, bro.
Maybe I'll confess you.
I could get Ash, Ash would do it.
But obviously that's a little, Alex,
Alex Wasabi would do it.
Alex Wasabi.
Yeah, but I mean, he's up there though.
Yeah, I feel like I would just get my ass worked.
Yeah, but they would work with you, obviously.
Why are you going to the gym right now?
Nah, I'm about to go to the OSTS house.
OK, well, you tried to go to the gym earlier?
Oh, maybe.
Maybe.
I still want to go.
We still got to go, you know?
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Never mind.
All right.
All right, bro.
Alright bro, meet me at Errol in 30 minutes.
What?
Meet me at Errol in 30 minutes.
Why?
We better eat.
Oh, I just ate bro, go to hell.
Alright bro.
Alright bro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's fucking cringe. I can't admit that people have good music taste
You know what I wanted to do chat I wanted to host a IRL rocket league
IRL in go carts
Big-ass balls big-ass goals
I hear rail rocket Lee
Is that ass or is that good? What do y'all think like go-karts like I your rail ariels
I your rail double flips
What do you what they saying they stay fucking with that or nothing?
Nabs
What if what if me woes and the whole team sets that up?
boom
Get all all the streamers to pull up IRL fucking kickflips
Someone could die
It's not Lee that's called building height, bro
That's called marketing
Woesh, it's not leaking
Why would you blow it? Why would you make it seem like I knew what the like I knew?
God man
My fucking gosh
Yellow teeth I
Need to get on those white shirts
But I heard those like take a layer of your teeth out and then I actually really they're actually good for you
and it's only temporary.
And over time, it'll rot your teeth.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Chuh chuh chuh chuh chuh chuh chuh.
All right chat.
Once I pull into the OSES house,
what the fuck am I doing?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Just Bob twin.
Bob literally just Bob
I'm actually excited to play our six tonight
Actually excited. I'm excited that our six turning. I'm also excited for the Valorant turning
Bro, I like I'm trying to get on my game and winning shit
I'm trying to win like I should have just started off with the fucking title one way
But I'm such a fucking I'm a sucker for content
I'm a sucker for content. I thought about doubling and destroying his legacy fully
But you know sometimes you gotta take your wins and just go I don't know why I was so
I'm such a fool
I'm such a fucking fool
Oh
You should claim that I am hosting
I am hosting Rocket League, IRL, and I am hosting the Valorant tournament.
Yo Valorant, if you trying to sponsor me, put some money up because I'm not putting
shit up for the creators, let me know, let me know.
And let me know what creators you want a part of that for the captains, okay?
I think we're gonna do eight captains, make it bracket style.
Obviously, I'm a captain. I'm gonna get Rondair, Shanks, because I wanted captains to be a mix of like Valorant people and just like streamers. Regular streamers.
Is Valorant making a comeback chat or is that shit still dead?
My hop on Valorant tonight hop on a hop on a quick a swift play see see who we can meet online
Because I'm not a library. I feel like people make
lifelong friends on swift play true or false young beyond I need
Swift play is how you make your discord friends
Or is that just loser activity I think I lose it I think I don't do that shit
But I mean
I'm not opposed to that I support that that's what you want to do I support that I'll spend
the W's and chat while I watch you do that you were watching the Swift play segment bro
go like what was that I'm night yes I think I was driving home getting food it's cat
bear you were spinning green in the chair bear no I don't think I was there for that
But I mean next thing you do it. I'm there for sure or next time we hop on a split play together
You want to go on a split play together
Yeah, I'll drop you my gun buddy. Like my gun with my gun buddy. You just flex it around. I have a gun buddy
What gun buddy? I got the riot. I got the right one
That's the one on all the girls all the e-cans they got. Oh, I'm gonna drop you the radiant one
Briss content back. I'm seeing a your band. I got my channel
Not risen bro. I fucking swear
I like going on like right now
I'm on my multiplayer game shit where I can communicate with people in the game chat, bro
I just beat people because that I used to do that way back in the day
And I like meeting new people or like just talking and interacting with people online and seeing all these different personalities
Bro, that's how I met Yugi in the first place. How I met Arky's how I met YBG
like these these is like this is like fun this is like shit I like to meet
people bro it's not everything is fucking Riz god damn I got my hair black in
and off it all the sudden oh my god prime Jason's back oh my god he's gonna
be on discord risen fucking APG's and all this other girl is gonna see son of
I
Fucking done so much in my fucking life. I
Was just on an island for seven days. I'm about to do some other
You're gonna put some more cool shit bro about a box where a hat trick and the cherry man's like
Oh, I got so much so much bro. And this is my legacy like bro. I don't understand
Calm down dude, you're feeding into that shit, how am I feeding you that shit?
If I was feeding into that shit, I'd be hopping on fucking epil right now and telling girls
to mail for me.
Are you fucking...
Miami trip with the boys?
I don't know why people just think I'm gonna go to Miami and just fucking...
is not true I'm going with like six dudes we're all gonna fucking drive supercars
and we're gonna get what rage and and we're gonna do shit
yeah bro like all that time at all that has just got our relationship I don't
even like I don't even like no it's not me yo Jaliel bro where you at
Say oh God he's already right here camping. Who's this?
Sparking you need spot. Wait, you eat this. I think you left you be left. This is a spot. It's all good
Keep up one left
I
Can't get in there might be a driver's problem
I wouldn't know that's any other day I would I can't be
Bro, last time I fucking boxed my head hurt for the whole rest of the day.
Well, we, we, we were helmets and shit.
Bro, I was wearing helmets, bro.
When I boxed fucking Toby made me tell Bobblehead again.
I'm not as good as Toby though.
Hey, what's going on, bro?
What's going on, man?
United.
What's up, bro?
You doing?
Yeah, you got a haircut, man.
Got Matt airing some running.
damn room room coming together okay what's up with coffee got planted
bro are those my fucking swords I've ever taken anything for me
probably like wait a refrigerator or something
I'm all for the same that you have PO
yeah I already already already unboxed it I mean it's at the house
I mean yeah it's just a bunch of bullshit
you want to take me a jet I want to drive in the Maybach and get a food?
no to get food at this time but food is like a late night activity
you know what I'm saying who else is in the crib bro it's how you hear?
Uh, he's in the shower, I think, right now.
But it's me, Sayi, Jada, no.
Is that his nose, sleeping?
Yeah.
I'm gonna wake his ass up.
You got it, man.
All right, well, come on.
Let's talk.
Yo, right if I convince him.
Well, I would do it, but I got a haircut.
But Jada, come on.
I'm not gonna lie to you that, I mean,
it's the channel we've been doing off-trending over.
I haven't been doing shit.
Yo, Jada, I do it, but Jada.
Oh, hell no.
He's been boxing with you off-trending.
Oh, no.
I'm good.
Jada, I'm good.
I'm good.
Fuck no.
What the hell is fuckin' on you?
Yeah, man.
He fucked it up.
He fucked it up for you.
Cause all the guys I was on stage were fuckin' on.
Oh, I have it, man, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, no, it's working.
Oh.
Wow.
Been doing some cleaning for the last, like, two days.
Yeah, two days of cleaning?
Yeah.
Not as messy
It's pretty solid
Is that your brick?
Yeah, this is mine right here
Okay, yeah
Don't have a door else to put it in
Oh, okay, we've been up to you guys for today?
Um, I'll see you on the stream later
I've been streamed in like a week
Oh, shee, like you said, yee
Yeah
Damn, what, this is your brick?
Yeah
Whose shoes are these?
It's a lot of mine
I got a shoe wreck coming in tomorrow
Damn, bro
Wow, man, what have you been doing? What are you looking at?
Oh, I was looking at what's called the dream stuff, you know
This new dream shit is so funny. I'm sorry
I can't how do you fucking cheat at speed running pdp and with your friend's girlfriend and the fact
He's still lost against techno with cheese, bro. What a chud. Have you cheat at least be good, bro
Fuck bro
Crazy dude so so wait what the dream dude again. He's got more allegations. Yeah, supposedly he
Fly high to techno, yeah, damn, bro
But I saw a fucking dream I get a black pill at it for my for you page
Oh God, I need to cause my fortune.
I saw a fucking dream black pill, Eddie.
Holy shit, someone reset my fortune.
What is this, a gecko?
Torto's cage is right here.
It's getting shipped out of here, man.
Damn.
So y'all replaced torto with a gecko.
Sadge, man.
My fortune.
My life goes on.
Black don't tell him that.
Honestly, he's probably at, uh, upstairs.
Did your answers go to heaven?
Well, you thought it was out?
It was.
I
Hey
What a fucking border you got
Don't I hear bro, it's 5 p.m. Wake the fuck up man
My god, we got border
Yo
You see them y'all see the bad
You see Nate next to fucking laser
Oh my god, bro, it's five p.m. Oh
Bro, I'm taking my Z's, I'm taking my Z's.
Were you bullying?
I was a slave!
What you mean, what like bullying?
Damn, bro.
Where's, where's Laser?
Where's, oh, is he not here?
Nah.
Nobody's here?
Where, where'd he at?
He's here to arrest me.
Can you convince JDab to spar me?
Nah, he heard.
He heard from what?
He went to the Facebook, I remember when we had the...
What?
I remember we had the... Richard?
He got injured off camera telling him to...
Yeah, it was December. It's fucking March.
It's pointy.
But he can't do his physical therapy or something like that.
Holy shit, Barra.
But, but, but...
What do you think? What do you think here?
What's your, how big is your knee size?
I'm asking right now, but...
Wait, is Rap here?
No.
I would, I would watch back.
Alright, Barra, I'll leave you alone, man.
Oh, damn, bro.
What?
You said you're a princess?
What'd you say?
You're a princess?
I'm a princess, yeah, bro.
I got a haircut.
I'm a princess.
You really look like an e-boy, bro.
Does that bun ever come off your head?
Yeah.
This is where it's supposed to be, where I'm going to sleep.
Well, you're wakiest on your head, too, bro.
Well, you can let me put it in.
Ah.
Oh shit.
It's open, bro.
Fuck.
Ah.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Doo doo doo.
What am I about to do?
What am I about to do?
Yeah.
What am I about to do?
What am I not about to do?
What am I about to take on the fucking
where am I about to kill the world?
I got a haircut, bros.
Don't run errands, man.
Oh my god, I'm fucking trying to attach bridge to me, bro. I'm not trying to
Oh, it's gonna be I real rockin lead we're gonna be in go go cars and then yes big-ass soccer ball
The Valorant one yeah, that's that's coming soon you try play yeah
Okay, okay, I gotta workshop dad, but no, but we'll see we'll see nah cuz that's I
Don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's gonna be good very trust. It's gonna be on 16
With that date over?
This month?
This month, yeah.
What's the host to that?
Um, it's an online one, so you can play at home.
Oh, no, no.
I thought you were going to do like an arena or something.
You know, because you're like, you're doing big projects,
you're sitting in the islands for seven days.
I thought you would have like an arena with fans and...
Bro, the big shit is loading.
The big shit will always be there.
Every month is some cool...
Who the fuck?
Wait, what's going on?
What?
He's coming here.
Where the fuck are you spawning in for him?
Did you just take a place?
Did you wash your hands?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
I'm gonna do a number in the crib.
I'll show you how.
How do you think of Toast's living situation?
I can't say that I'm a good kid, but I'm on the hairs right now.
I could really, like, mess up your hair right now if I wanted to.
Oh!
You actually need to kill yourself.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you yo? Oh my god
Something wrong with you. I'm fucking dead. I'm dead ass. There is something wrong with you a GTA
Yeah, bro, what was that?
This is compressed air. Oh my god. You know what I have now like, you know a blinker rounds are
You know, you just shoot them but actually nothing comes out, so they're called playgrounds.
So it's like shooting a real gun, like a real bullet, but nothing comes out.
It's just like a...
So what the fuck is the point of that?
Like I'm saying, like...
You should bring that and go to Jaiyo's house and just start lining that bitch up.
I'm going to do this with real bullets right now.
I don't want to die, man.
How are you still...
It's a gun, isn't it?
And remember remember remember when I had to text you auction like oh, yo stop pulling the guns off string
They make me look bad. No, I think you said like I was scaring all the face people. Oh, oh, yeah
They send a videos of your your alt Twitter was it kill off kill it was like yeah some some like that
Right some some some threats something threats
Yeah, and then bro Ron said to in the group change like yo Jason
This is actually the same genuinely getting scared right if I is genuinely like it is scary
So I had to like tell her to fight like oh
You got to allow men people actually think you're gonna kill somebody
Ross get right like bro, Ron was genuinely scared right fine
But then the next day, he told you to fucking go buy him guns.
He was the one that got me back into that shit.
Oh my God, bro.
What the fuck?
I don't know what you got on there, bro.
Oh my God, yeah.
What a shoe wrench.
I'm not sure.
Oh, I have an idea for you.
Okay, okay.
How's that?
Go on.
Create your director toes.
Ah.
Go ahead.
Oh, is this cultural appropriation?
Is it a man too, bro?
Is it crazy to do it?
No, no, it's not crazy.
Not in my eyes.
It may be on like Twitter and shit, but.
I feel like this is some crazy shit I'm giving you the mantle bro for the day though. You don't have to give it back. No
No, no you're good brown. So you're chasing you're good
No, I feel him is every day
Exactly so every day go ahead and rep it real quick. I see like that. That's like me
Unironically wearing a durak like you know it's that bad
If you need a durak for your hair, then who cares you know there's a time period where I actually try to get waves
I had a had a comb and I had like wave cream and I would try to become a straight hair waiver
Now I'm glad you didn't do that
Did I ask? Yeah. You fuck with it?
Okay, so what's the watch I got playing for today
We're probably gonna play like footsies like a four or half America. We did you play soccer today?
And then probably boot up stream, I think we're gonna do like a
Fufu muckbang today
Who?
Me, you, you, you, you, you, you know, appreciating BLM, you know.
But, I mean, you wouldn't be a part of that one?
Oh my God!
Idea, the eighth National Woman's Day.
Mmmmm.
Let's throw a fucking National Woman's Day party.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God, we'll be there.
Oh my God!
I gotta start inviting people.
Wait, what day is that?
It's on a Sunday?
It's on a Sunday so after the r6 turning because that happens what at 4 p.m. Eastern, bro
We can wrap that up and then at night
National what risk party?
No, no, it's not a fucking risk part
I would invite streamers like every every girl streamer every girl every girl and we just got a celebrate woman, bro
Because yes because with that woman the world wouldn't go round, okay?
Yeah, yeah National Women's Day party is a hundred percent
Gonna be men 80% man worst idea ever
My fucking set every
As many girl streamers as possible, bro
trash idea okay bet let me let me let me see if cutie will approve of it let me
see if the cutie will pull up
Here we go.
A bit performative.
I'm not sure if it's a performance.
She's not picking up the phone.
She's always picking up the phone.
CUTE!
Hi!
How are you doing?
Good, casual.
I'm just hanging out.
You know how the 8th is National Woman's Day?
Sunday, yeah.
I was wondering.
I'm gonna throw a National Woman's Day party. Would you be down to pull up?
So, I'm actually going to Disneyland that day.
With who?
With my boyfriend and his boyfriend.
Oh my gosh, like off stream?
Yeah, just going to make it.
That's so cringe.
I know, I know, but maybe if it's late.
Yeah, it's gonna be late.
Yeah, maybe I can swing by.
So that's a no.
Yes, you mostly know.
Oh my god.
I don't know. Who is that? Has anyone said yes?
You were my first call.
Oh. Well, good luck.
I'm sure that lots of people are using a call.
You think that's a good idea? I should have just described that live.
No, no, no. I love that you're putting yourself out there.
But what about like...
Wait, as a man throwing a National Women's Day party, is that crazy?
I'm starting to second-guess that side of this idea really really it's good that
you started second-guessing things but if you if you pulled up you could be
that you could be you could be the host and then I could be the post I think
You know you could also do you could do buying a hundred women flowers
By our stream idea that naps, okay
All right. Yeah
I would just pull up to the address and drop off flowers
But that's a lot of money though
Yeah, but you are rich.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god, no, I'm not fucking bruising, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
That's why I gotta do streamers, because everyone's gonna be like,
oh, he's bruising and like, I'm not trying to like,
bro, like, like, like.
No, you give it to old ladies, you give it to old ladies.
It doesn't matter.
If I give it to old ladies, they're gonna be like W Guilf.
God, your chat has a problem. Just stand the word Riz.
Why would you activate them?
Oh, you activated them. They're all saying W. Guilf now.
You know what? Um...
Okay, cutie. Thank you for your idea.
Okay, good luck. Hopefully, if you don't do it, I will.
No, I'm a workshop assistant for sure.
Okay. All right, you got this.
Also, do you like my haircut?
Yeah, great. The black worked.
Thank you.
Yeah, we got there.
Alright, good bye.
Prima da da da!
Make a group chat.
That'd be a cutie, bro.
Alright, bet.
So after the R6 turning on Sunday,
I'm buying 100 flowers,
and I'm going to Seaside in a-
I think I should do something to celebrate National Women's Day though, for sure.
Why do I hear a little kid?
Who's a little kid?
Jason.
Bro.
So, Jason?
What the...
Bro, what are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Where did you find me?
Where did you find me?
Don't you have school?
Are you out of school?
Are you at OCS?
Huh?
Are you at OCS?
What the hell?
I mean, heck.
How was school today?
Good.
Like, what'd you do? Did you play sports or resos?
Yeah.
Oh my God, wow.
Well, who invited you into the house?
Where's mine?
Red.
O-S-C-S, Mike.
No, no, this is Jaya.
Jaya, right?
Yeah, Jaya.
Did your friends see the stream of you eating pho?
What do you mean?
Yeah.
What'd they say?
I haven't talked to them.
You said drop your number once.
Oh, I like that, I like that you keep living like that.
You make it far.
Everything I love.
Ask him what you wanted to ask him.
Oh, ask him.
What was he going to ask him?
You wanted to ask him, remember?
You wanted to record a video?
No.
Like, do you want to do it more?
No.
You must.
What do you want to do?
What video?
He told me to ask you how many likes to be in the video again.
Oh yeah, we already did that.
We already did that.
But bro, we locked in now.
If I see you, you know I'm back.
Also, can I ask you a question?
Remember the last time you were like, oh I left your phone in my car?
You didn't actually leave your phone in my car.
Why'd you have to do that?
No, I thought I was there.
But then...
No, actually I thought I was there.
But then I couldn't find it.
You literally fake grabbed the phone in my may bag.
Yeah, I know.
So why did you do that?
I don't know.
Why did you do that?
Tell me the truth, bro.
I don't know.
It's because you want to see me again?
Or it's because Yubi set you up?
No, it's because I actually thought I left my phone.
I had this phone, but I had another phone.
So you have two phones?
Yeah.
Why are you pressing him?
It's not pressing bro, it's dissapointing.
Alright bro, as long as you're taking my advice man, you'll make it far in life.
You already left your day ones, you're doing good bro.
Keep going man, alright, well.
Are you just gonna be chilling here?
Nah, what the hell are you looking at?
You're just like, why are you talking to my CEO?
We're like a kid, I'm sure.
Every time I see you you're either in bed or fucking with the Asian girl.
You're like, bro come on bro, like, oh my god.
Oh, bro.
I have to send a package, don't worry about it.
What the fuck?
Where did Yugi go?
I think he's going to leave a brief.
Oh my god.
He ain't got no CS2.
Yeah, no.
Oh, Yugi calling me.
Follow me, speak of the devil.
Yo, what up? What up, man?
Uh, your car.
Oh, my car?
Yeah.
What about it?
Are you back?
You wanna re-air it?
Oh, shit.
Guess it's time, bro.
Yeah.
Guess it's time.
No, I'm not getting beaten.
Oh, okay.
Is he crazy to park in the middle of the street?
I'm not gonna be here that long.
Uh, you're fine.
We're just turning our hizards.
But what if my battery dies?
Try it.
Um.
The house will turn on.
You won't die?
I have a low battery on my car.
Yugi!
You hear me, Keith?
I got him. I got him.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
I'm back, dude. You know what that means?
No, I know. That means we have helicopters in front of us.
Yeah!
You know what that means?
We're gonna have a shit play. Let's go, buddy.
What's good, man?
How you doing, bro?
Thank you.
He's not an OECS guy with his wig.
Is that me?
I think this is the A.
Oh!
Oh, you made it into the A.
Oh, you got OECS Diane ability.
I remember in the car you said 10 mil for the video, you said 100 mil, so what's the
result?
100 mil.
Definitely 100 mil, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you doing a tricky Giles segment today?
Yeah, hell of a heck no.
No, then what the hell?
Well, Giles, where'd you come from?
Wow.
I was going to spar Jada today.
Oh, really?
I didn't know.
Jada said he was going to spar you.
I have no knowledge of this.
You said you were going to spar me.
I guess I did, but...
You about to hit a nail?
Yeah.
hey and four days that's good 99 male more give it what week I see a hundred
male brother that I or what week 50 male that I and two weeks a hundred male
but that's our dose it's not happen bro it's not happen slow now no motion
matter of fact bro just invest in promotions fuck you bro just invest in
promotion if you go you know if you go pay for it just
Reds extreme on your song
Oh, those are not bullshit
Those are not bullshit
It's a decent song
Not that bad, I thought it was, you know what I'm saying
At first, but the hook is very good
Can I ask this question?
I actually want you to start it
Come on, J.D.A.
I'm as in a horror as you would gain
What are you horror for?
Look at him, he already got a care cut
The fucking Stussy
Don't forget to crochet.
Don't forget to crochet.
You gotta depend on it.
Do we say he got a haircut?
Oh, I'm going to run errands.
When the fuck does this nigga run errands?
I got my haircut.
You fuck with her.
It's cool.
It's cool.
I fuck with it.
Yeah, wait, who cut your hair?
My little boy.
He's like, definitely the Riz King is back, bro.
Oh, that word is hanging in his chest.
The word is bent in his chest.
What is bent?
I see you trying to water down the rumors,
talking about, hey, guys, if all my boys went to Miami,
What the hell am I to go out there and raise?
Like, what's up, dumbass?
How did I go to Montana?
We can do the same thing.
Oh, bro.
This is real big as Miami.
All right, there's some real big Montana.
Just don't, you're going to Miami too.
On a cruise.
And you're staying after a little bit so we can hang up.
Well, now I am.
Yeah, now I am.
But like, before we was going to go home.
But just wait.
You're not going to do anything
because you're a loyal boyfriend.
You're a good boyfriend.
Let me tell you, let me show you here.
Yo, man, I'll hold this here.
No, you can't just turn on the whole Sunday, bro. You can have it. That's for the training.
If I'm the Riz God, then you're the Riz apprentice.
No, no, no. Stop. Stop. I don't want none of that. I don't want none of that.
No, no, bro. I'm not on that at all. God damn.
When you hop on the H-ray, when you call Tom home. No, I forgot what he said on the H-ray.
Stop flirting with me. Yeah, that's not reason you break character bro like that's
Trolling I joke cool Riz is like damn you look good today like
Replacing the risk trolling. I got it. I got you. I got you. You're good. You're good. Okay, it's like slipper. It's like slick
Riz bro, you think extra bro extra Emily
Extra Emily road. That's that's agent ball
First let's have these a ball.
Hey, hey, guess what I'm doing?
National Women's Day throwing a party, bro.
I'm there.
National Women's Day party.
Wow, how do M-I-B-Y?
Oh my God, you are insane.
National Women's Day party Sunday night.
I'm most excited.
Jason O'Ean, a man.
No, wait.
You should not do that.
No, no, no.
Men with large allowed.
What?
This is it.
This is it.
So you're the only guy at all.
I'm not the only guy.
You're the one.
It's National Women's Day.
Not a National Men's Day.
No, no, no.
It's a party.
I'm the only guy, bruh.
I'm definitely thinking into the party.
That's my concept for this underage.
No.
Now, I'm a gay, but I'm a white.
We can throw that shit in one of these crews.
I'm not a gay, but I'm a gay.
I'm not a gay, but I'm a gay.
I'm not a gay, but I'm a white.
Everybody was there. Everybody was there.
Hey, Mugming.
What?
I know him.
Don't know him?
I mean, I don't know him.
I know him.
Dolo was there?
I know him.
She has her bra set for him.
Damn, bro.
It was like a catch-a-bot.
You know what I mean?
It was kind of a bot.
And you were there, bro.
You know, that's how you usually work.
I can't wait to speak into that.
Hey, Sunday night.
I'm sneaking in, bro.
You want me to be there?
I mean, I'll sneak in there.
All right. I'm going to start.
Let me get one girl confirmation.
No, I actually get one girl confirmation.
Let me give one girl confirmation
No, I actually give one girl confirmation
Oh, oh, oh, oh
QT said no
Damn, for some reason
I don't know why she said no
Um, should I...
Diana's gonna be like...
No, no, no, I need like a...
Streamer?
Like a streamer
Streamer?
So like, if I give one like decently big streamer
All the other heroes gonna pull up
Alright, uh...
Come on, bro
Um, Manila Lease?
Could I have a number?
Uh, Yanalu
Yada
Someone that I'm like kind of close to
Watch this
If we go everybody else
You really close the rate. It's sir. They say she's in Washington. Yeah. Yeah
You could you could fly out the Texas separate you're like
Send it up a little I don't even maybe he's asked emmeru
You gotta ask the Texas
Always gotta do stuff
Most of the girls streamers in Austin.
Yeah, most of the girls streamers everywhere, man.
So what to do with it?
Prima donna.
Yeah, when are we on R6?
Probably actually, I'm in the boot up like,
in three hours.
Why?
Just trolling in like two hours or one hour.
In an hour.
One hour.
Oh.
Okay, not gonna say anything crazy,
but I have a proposition.
crazy but I have a proposition. Yes. Yo, what up Rosie? Um, question. Guess what March 8th is?
I don't know, Sunday? National Women's Day. First of all, pre-happy National Women's Day.
Yes, every day is National Women's Day. But the day is even more special and you know what I
I want to do I want to host a national women's day party and I want to invite you
Okay, well, I have a problem and I have a solution
Yeah, it's gonna be at night
Do you not?
We'll stay for it. We'll stay for it.
Be invited.
Joe's invited.
What do you think? What are you trying to hide in?
He's gonna be invited.
That's Jason, but wait!
That's him.
All right, we will. Do you know anyone?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, to be honest.
Now I just feel kind of left out.
I'm gonna test it to you because I can't leak it.
Okay. Okay.
But you for sure know what it is.
You're pregnant
Yeah, that's the host of the party right there
They said this is who you are calling the Mickey
We could just fly to Austin, do the land in Austin, then we'd do it at Senate's house.
So we hosted at their house?
How can they not go?
It's at their house.
Bears?
It might be why.
Emory would be down.
I promise you.
Just a couple would, like, you know what I'm saying?
Emory would be down.
Trust me.
Emory's always down to make sure it happened.
That's the thing I noticed about Emory.
Should I call her?
Definitely.
They're catapulting angry birds or something like that.
Yeah, I definitely think they're doing that right now.
Like, I'm not going to be doing that right now.
I'm not going to be doing that right now.
I'm not going to be doing that right now.
I'm not going to be doing that right now.
I'm not gonna be doing that right now, I'm not gonna be controlling it.
Wait, I don't have her, I don't have her Android, that's like her second number.
Damn! You haven't been upgraded to the, to the, to the, to the main phone?
Damn, that's unfortunate.
But Mai's with her, so I'm gonna call Mai.
Oh yeah, to call Mai.
I will, I will.
Ooh, you have a party at like the Alvea Sanctuary.
Like I have a penning zoom and shit.
Oh, we're punching them.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Hey Mai, uh, wait, are you still alive?
No.
Oh, wait, are you know what, Emmy?
Hi, Jess.
Ah, well, I'm live right now.
I've got a proposition for you.
Yeah?
Um, first of all, you know what's happening on March 8th?
No.
It's National Women's Day.
Oh, Sunday, yeah, yeah.
Yes, so first of all, Happy National Women's Day, as I pre-ordered.
Thank you.
It's National.
Yes.
I wanted to host a National Women's Day party and formally invite you.
In Los Angeles?
Yeah.
Oh
What if what if what if I go to Texas
Yeah
That sounds like a no
All right, I have a good rest of your day.
All right, sir.
All right, sir.
I don't know.
Let's go.
Let's go to Texas.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go to Texas.
I'll buy my fight tonight if you buy your shit.
I'm not trolling.
I'm not.
I'm not even trolling.
You're trolling, bro.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm on our friendship.
I don't lie.
I'm on our friendship.
Do I ever lie?
I'm about our sixth, bro.
We'll do the line over there.
We'll go to a game and cafe.
No bullshit.
That's cap, bro.
Or you'll be down too because obviously takes it to a lady get it. No
No, let's go let's go I'll buy a fight tonight
No, that's for the women bro, I'm not trying to take their shine for content that's the thing about me
I'm not gonna try to take their shine for
It's fired hundreds of people thousands of hundreds of thousands of millions of people all across the globe
Like what?
Why are you explaining yourself to me bro?
I'm good
Let's go to Texas
I'm excited that she said your hair looked good or something.
Are you kidding?
I'm not even, that did not happen.
Did not happen.
Did not happen.
You're so weird though.
Hey, who got you it?
You're so stupid.
No, I didn't.
She said I look young, I didn't like that.
Wait, hello?
Hello, Mark.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good. What's up?
Are you in LA?
I am in LA.
Got a question for you.
Okay.
Do you know what's happening on March 8th?
It's your birthday?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
It's actually going to be a day where I highlight...
It's National Women's Day.
So Happy National Women's Day.
Happy National Women's Month.
I had an idea. I wanted to host a national women's day party and I wanted to formally invite you.
Wow, is it all women? Yes, just just me. I'm the only man.
I see.
Barge 8, what are all the women doing together? Oh, I'll probably have, we'll probably get our nails
done. We'll probably do makeup swabs. We'll get our hair done. I have professional hair and
make up we'll get a stylus we're gonna drink we're gonna drink tea we're gonna
yeah we're gonna have a lot of games make tiktoks yeah it's gonna be fun
um let me know what time it's in until because i have something on sunday but i'll try to make it
it'll be a night it'll be a night
okay okay all right all right we're so kind for that jason thank you for celebrating women's
internet of course of course jaymey all right
how much do you miss your day bye bye
Yo, fuck you! Oh my god! Yo, stop!
Bro, that was a good pitch though. I had never seen you shoot that pitch before, but that's a good pitch.
Okay, so the party's gonna just be you and David, bro.
You and David, man! I'm gonna be amazing, bro!
You know, the eighth is literally a week's away, right?
I got a whole week to invite people.
You said the eighth?
The eighth? Wait.
To the eighth or sixth?
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
You got a week's away!
Get the blood in!
Shit!
Oh fuck, bro.
Bro, Jalil!
You gotta bring your fresh.
Jalil, you gotta bring your fresh.
I'm sorry.
Why? Why? Why?
What do you mean?
Well, I look like a minor to my boys.
It's about the women and the girls.
What do you mean, not girls?
They're women, bros.
That's girls, bros.
I'm not going to say to cry for our lives,
but what do you mean?
You're doing it to yourself.
You're doing it to yourself.
On the off chance that there's alcohol at his party,
party. Oh,
national girls day. Oh,
it's just looking like either gonna be you and Jamie or you or you take the bullet and you bite
you in like a snow cone or something. Like so who you mean?
Why is that taking a bite?
No, why is that taking a bite, bro?
If I had a bite, I would have been a bitch.
How about Page?
That's weird.
One is fine.
You can go to a party and not let them come in.
She's busy and I think Page might have to do something else.
I was already asking him to come down.
Page's birthday.
Yeah, you wanted to say happy birthday, bro.
I was talking about Jason, why are you getting so defensive?
Whoa!
You had a girlfriend called saying that, bro?
You had a girlfriend getting that mad, bro?
What's wrong with you, bro?
No, bro.
I just don't like the people that say I'm wrong.
Oh, okay.
Damn, bro.
Damn, bro.
He's pressing you over his girl.
He's talking to himself, bro.
All right.
All right.
What do you see Rick and the Texans have, bro?
All right.
Let's get Sonny and Cat there, bro.
Why?
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
Hey, fuck it!
I
Get it cuz you made that one song he was saying that which one was your favorite flower
Irene and Emily are not flowers
Oh my god
No, that's a pool that's a pool
No, JB is a good start that let's start you know saying I fuck it. Let's go
Poki man you can take time to come here
Yow!
I thought we were giant bruv
Smoky!
You just woke up? Sorry I am live
It's okay. Yeah, I just woke up
It's 8 a.m. Here. Oh, where you at?
I'm in shame. Oh, neat house
Damn wait, so you're not gonna be back for the eighth
Wow
I was gonna invite you to National Women's Day party. I made
And your hosting?
No, no, no, Jamie's hosting.
Oh, are you gonna be there?
I'm gonna be there, yeah, I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna be the only guy there, though.
I mean, that sounds more like Jason the reindeer.
Hell no!
I'm going to highlight...
Are you going to pay?
Why would I pay? Why would I pay my friends?
Well, because it's women's day, you know, like a gift.
Yeah, okay. Y'all gifts. Get y'all gifts.
What are you guys going to do?
Get our nails done. Get our toes done.
Get our face, get our facial, get our hair done.
Drink, drink, drink bubble tea, drink tea.
Nick tiktok
Fucking the next time fucking funeral game. Oh my god. No, that was terrible funeral
I got an idea. You're not gonna like that. I got an idea, but you're not gonna like it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, in 30 minutes, I'll be right there.
Put them on the wait list. Wait, I'm gonna be right there in 30, bro. Trust.
I
Might have to get Jim on the snap
Bro, that's women bro, and in today they are women treat them like they are women bro come on
We should yeah
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we could yeah we could get some shit going for sure, bro
Dream old girls plus Jamie
Chill up there, bro
You don't you don't get it bro, bro you can call more people bro coffee now
She's not picking up, bro. Okay. I'll tell you she does then don't we start that's a good. That's a good
Even if she pick up, bro, she's she's gonna say no or like
You're going into a game already thinking you're gonna move
Diana
But I only know except exactly she's a cause for that's the thing about Diana. She was just for tar yummy
Nabs well tar yummy by her friends. Yep. Yep. She got a big L. A. Influencer
So say she's in Texas
On board
for what brother like what what for no I'm actually
I like definitely don't have a question
you what girl
hey
hi how's life I'm live right now sorry
life is life you know I got black hair and I just got a haircut but
nice
I heard you're on tour are you in Texas right now
are you live
I am live
Are you gonna be in LA on the 8th on the 8th
You're gonna miss out
National Women's Day party
Yeah, I'll be there
Yes, who is coming tonight though?
Who?
Sina!
Wait.
Uh, you should have kept that to yourself.
Why?
Uh...
Why?
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Nah, I'll have to send that.
Okay, I was like, why?
She heard that I think she was live,
which is that she was coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not, I'm not.
Please, this is cool.
This is cool.
I don't know.
I just have streamers all come each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, well, well, I'll see you at your party then, yeah?
Then yeah
And they may be busy a OC not
I was gonna do to your following be like all right
I don't follow people
But wait, I never have problem with Tiff though, so why would I follow too?
No, I'm not asking them for I'm asking to call
I still don't see you call snook on yet
I don't got her number
You said you said you didn't fucking bite the bullet they caught it like you did that battle because I know you and I'm partying with Jada
Let's box let's box
Let's box Jada
You want a box?
I'm just kidding.
I already... ready.
You ready for a box?
Yeah.
Thanks for the over, bro.
You're gonna be around in this, I guess.
Yeah.
That's a trick out of him, bro.
For national level.
Alright. I call Sunday.
Call Sunday in my life.
You're an environment?
I don't want you to see what the shit I did.
But I mean, to go to the court, I mean, fuck it first.
No, no, no, no.
Why did you call her?
Get a heart sprain on her.
I'll remember.
She's one.
She'll know the new number.
She'll know the new number.
Come on.
Come on, you don't know the new number.
It's awkward.
It's awkward.
Well, you got to make it awkward.
Bro.
Bro.
It's only awkward if you think it's awkward.
But I can't show you what relationship is, bro.
No.
Bro.
Okay, okay.
What are you talking about?
Friendships?
Friendships, I think.
Oh, you got a lot bigger.
It's okay, bro. We all have all these.
Nick is going to talk about unbolting.
I was trying to start banning Nick and bro.
Yeah, not at all.
Oh god, I'm going to start banning Nick and bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh no, not sad.
I
Had to stop before he thought about it cuz I knew he was thinking
Do you know she called redify
No, I gotta let my man snow bro. I forgot to tell you bro. She called redify
Redify
God is true. Oh
Wait, wait a minute.
Should we pull it on?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to be here.
Come on, Ty.
Oh, do your parents like the Mitchell Goat Thiers?
I don't know.
Oh, it's OK.
Wait, uh, like, all right.
Who is Superb IZ Jail?
You!
Let me check the battery.
I'm going to go.
I
Practice RC today, bro. I'm gonna really gonna boot up after getting my hair. Okay, okay
Yeah, well, are you not here? Yeah, I see we get here in the middle. I think he gets here later
No, no, no, I'm in the right steam, but look, I lost it.
Wait, what's that sound like a death fall?
It's me, Archie, Jason, coming.
Oh, it's threes?
Yeah, but surely, oh yeah.
But surely he puts this on here.
Oh, wait, wait a minute.
Is it true that that site called you for 30 minutes or no?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You didn't know that?
Wait, what?
Like two weeks ago?
For what?
I can't disclose that information on stream.
Oh, you're a ho, bruh.
I'll tell you, but I'm not doing it on stream.
It's gonna start shit
Oh no, bro, right if I could you my best friend brother
Wait wait wait Yugi you know the information or no, no God is not gonna be me. I'm gonna get a farm not today
It's not my conversation.
You get what I'm trying to say?
So I can't.
Ah.
Wait, wait, wait.
How long is the story?
I'm kind of wondering now.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to go to the doctor.
Oh
No, Jio's gonna make a private Twitter, bro, we see our followers vizier following
Pay for the check mark so you get paid and that's you gonna blow up
Get it. Yeah, that way to go crazy
No, my god
Yeah, we're getting the practice match today, you know.
Yeah.
Bro, let's just hop on R6 and play.
Huh?
Yeah, you still wearing skips?
I'll put you on.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, it works.
What the fuck?
I'll put you on, bro.
Who's coming crying again, man?
It feels good for my penis.
This one's good too, bro.
This is like silk, you know what I'm saying?
Silk.
Oh, you should just grab some clothes right there.
We should do underwear swap right there.
Sure.
Bro, we should, oh my god, we should switch lives for a day.
You start streaming at here on my bed and I'll start streaming on your shit and you drive my car and I drive your car and then we meet together after the 3 hour mark and see what type of new information we got and if we want to switch lives forever.
I don't accept.
That's not a bad concept to build off of.
Bro we actually touched the border.
I don't know if you remember.
We're not high school matter of fact.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
That's the last time I'm in Mexico.
I'm scared of Mexico.
Mexico, yeah, no.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm just, I'm scared.
Yeah, I'm scared.
But we touched the border, though.
It was just crazy.
Yeah, that was legendary.
It was like a domino effect.
We touched it and...
Look.
You know me?
Facts.
Life is crazy.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I'm scared of Mexico.
I'm pissed, too.
I heard what happened.
Shout to Ujaya.
Very Mexican.
Very Mexican.
Very Mexican.
Hey, Palarosa.
Oh wait, I thought you were outside of the door.
No, no, no, no, I was like, thinking out.
You're what?
I was thinking out, but I'm next to the door.
Oh, clear for a minute.
Well, he's like, he's, are you ethnicity fluid?
You know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you make this stuff.
Here's, is it great?
Uh, he's just fine, but can I take your phone?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not gonna take his phone, brother.
You go to the phone.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
Somebody that honest doesn't have stuff on it.
Yeah, I would never search your phone,
never search your belongings, you,
trust you okay you know you don't trust anyone in this world okay so if you
Archie and Yugi are two Marmoset Monkeys currently undergoing rehab.
What?
Maya named two Monkeys Archie and Yugi?
No, I don't know.
What?
I don't know what I was just talking about.
Maya!
Maya!
Wait, is that real?
No, no, no, I think...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know.
Wait, why is that the first thing that happens to you?
I don't know, but it's like...
Yugi are two Marmoset monkeys currently undergone rehabilitation and streamers not monkeys brother
Hi Maya, why did you make that face when you seen me?
Yeah, I just wanted to I'm gonna go to Austin soon. I was wondering if you want to do a stream soon
I don't know but very soon like I probably the next two three weeks probably at the start of the next month
Okay, I'm gonna hit you up. Okay
Quick question. This is the real reason why he calls it when you type in arky and you be on Google
The first thing that shows up is arky and you be
are two marmoset monkeys are two marmoset monkeys currently undergoing
rehabilitation at my hegas alvea sanctuary is this real
yeah who did that who was naming did Ludwig do that
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, maybe the AI thought of us like, uh, us Kerry, it's cause, yeah,
it's yeah. Yeah, they thought, the AI definitely thought that.
I'm calling out birds too, that's weird, Google's weird.
Yeah, I don't, that's, I don't know.
Yeah, so I'm gonna support AI Slop guys.
AI fucking Slop.
Wait, so are you not coming here?
Oh no, no, I am, I am, I am, I'm gonna hit you up on Discord.
Okay.
Okay, thank you, bye.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm done.
You're coming?
Yeah.
All right, I'm up.
Enjoy nature.
Okay, bye.
I
Don't know why it's over this ground number, but I'm very scared to take numbers. I'm very scared. I'm very nervous
You you're scared. Yeah, I mean, bro
I'm be I think you're always like be inserting seven that that's why you're yeah on stream when the cameras all when the cameras all game
I'm quiet as I always call on story
That but then they should go really you know saying for me late
The national national
Still gonna happen
Yeah, when the party's on with you and Jamie, you know, that's gonna be a party
Okay, Diana still coming
Oh Wendy's a good one
If you got if you call when you got a bring it up now you're sick because now you're segregating
Does women
She hurts you understand this shit hurts. He thinks it's funny, bro
I don't know where you ought to find all this time to set up. What was we only need an Airbnb. That's all we need
Oh, yeah, I would do the house
Job with the camera. That's all we need. We literally only need an Airbnb
I
Didn't shock me
You as the old man with a bunch of woman is just creepy, but you wouldn't you wouldn't need to get the bb tomorrow
Seriously
You just got to shut that shit down
You almost killed my life right there. Don't see me. Don't see don't see me. You almost had a senior
When the fuck
Bro, okay, no that's if you don't make that shit shake cuz I didn't know because I'm gonna be my thoughts it for 72
Try to stick it to that party. I'm trying
Whatever you do. I look you be doing. Yes, Southern boom
And then if I get shot that's even a plus and I get to go to the hospital second. I'm
talking no
Bro, you can then it makes me shit. Oh, we do have the tournament
But if we get first-handed what have we got after?
That's the only thing I worry about.
Bro, when me and Archie got first run in Rock-A-League,
you know what the fuck we did?
We looked at all the other games.
I don't want that to be us.
No, it's not going to be us.
Who's your team?
It's me and Archie.
OK.
Is it me?
Yeah, but that's actually you.
Oh, but that's actually me.
You don't even know?
We're like top three.
It depends what rules.
Because I remember when Ron did his game tournament,
it was only one rule.
You couldn't go through some places.
But I don't know if Genie's going to do that.
You got three other names.
Marlin Marlin Mayback Sunday in the morning, and then I got an artist hermit into the fucking
Internet fucking woman's day not insert yourself into every single
See, I just don't wake up too early, so I'm gonna probably skip on the morning
So they don't have to you know, that's just gonna be a
probably like 11
And then bro it's a artist turning at 1 p.m. And then bro in the night and so tonight
Bro, we got three banger ideas in one fucking day. It's gonna be a eventful date
I've never really driven the main bag before so who's sitting at the land taking it down and then sending other party woes bro
Oh
Why do you keep asking questions?
Dude you had a woes playing well we should play soccer again one day, bro
That's all right.
I'm going to play soccer again on Monday.
You can't get to me?
I can send you a Monday.
Hell of a far, no.
We can do that.
Tomorrow.
Monday, there's no people.
Yeah, Monday.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
I just got a text.
Oh, yeah.
We got a text.
What's up?
You ever did the laptop?
Wait.
What's that?
Three days ago?
Yeah, Monday.
It turns out.
It turns out.
day. Oh, because I have something in the morning.
It's going to be sold to Maybach. He's out here in London.
You want to get that? God, Dean Mayborough. Alright, fine, fine.
Fine. R6 turning into the National Women's. Can we
throw it here? Listen. Listen. I know straight
dudes here, but we can make some sure. Do you see, like, around the fucking
Liberals? So you want to do it for women, you pick the worst possible option.
And this time it'll be a problem it takes so after our six train let's go to fucking Target buy some balloons
I can get a nail-tech lady. I get like six nail-tech ladies and
This is it's not about that. It's not about like you're getting the things like a little it's realistically just the
Environment flowers I get the nail-tech ladies you get the fucking food you get that you get you get
Yuki and you get fucking that at all
Yeah, okay, I'm okay with that one. Oh, okay
I'm a hundred percent. I'm 99.9 on board. It's just like so what are we gonna do with like all this
That's right there like like
I'm not
Yeah, but then we got to worry about it didn't know got close up to that. Yeah
So we can't really talk that shitty segment
Why do you say a talk bro just book a club? I mean bro. I think I find I guess we can water her down
I'll just get flowers to all the women that very close to me
Give them gifts
I
Okay
Oh Monday
Incorporate the soccer game into the sponsor then I don't know that's possible
How do you make national women's day a virus?
No, we're just going to get flowers.
Let's write notes, flowers, give them out to women in the public.
Let's make people's night.
No, I went to the picker last time.
Were you about to talk about that?
I can't think about that memory, bro.
You did this at Deadby, bro.
You should piss me off.
You wanted to say that, I like you care for purple.
I didn't care for purple.
Performative?
She's not performative, bro.
And it's not Rizzi, either.
It's the Rizzi woman.
Nobody said Rizzi.
In chat.
No, no, no.
I know we banned the word.
No.
No, yeah, that's all right.
No, it's mine.
It's my shirt.
I actually used to spame that shirt.
I remember you handed it to me during the July 4th Facebook, and then I took
it forever, and now it's mine.
Hey, my birthday coming up soon, bro.
May night
Yeah, we did last time
We're doing another pink Sabrina Carpenter's oh
Yeah, I want to get I want it, but if you give me something I mean a ninth ranger
Right there like that as far as you get it's gonna be crazy
Think about it. Yeah, main night is this Monday if you did it. Oh, oh, may night
If you didn't if you didn't do the my birthday kickback, I probably never would have memory
Wait, that was wait, what was that memory was the little thing you do for me here. It was like the little kickback
Yeah, and they just do it for me and then you rated me and then we went to the McDonald's
Oh my God!
Anastasia called her to come pick us up.
Oh my God!
Oh, Domino Effect. Life is crazy, bro.
I'll have it for you, bro.
That's actually fire, bro.
I wonder what happened, bro, this year.
I definitely will be watching you off from the stands.
Me and Nas will be watching you off from the stands.
We'll be pushing each other at EDC.
You're not going to EDC?
No, no, no. Me and Nas are going to be in our rooms watching you out through our screens.
We're not going to EDC.
I'm not going to UC, unless y'all go to UC.
No, no, no, they're still going to UC.
Yeah, they're going to UC.
I'm not going to UC.
What the fuck?
The fuck is that to do?
I went already, it's literally jumping around for fucking 24 hours.
Oh, it's because he was going home when we were on.
Oh, oh, oh.
And Molly was calling him.
She was calling him.
Molly calling him and they go, hey, shut the fuck up.
I mean last year last year a random like woman
just gave me shrooms. What?
Dude, he's texting a guy.
It's just a whole bunch of drogas.
Bro, is Archie gonna stream that?
What the fuck is it, bro?
Is he gonna try chicken jacuzzi?
Listen, dude.
He's gonna have a seven stack chicken jacuzzi.
Oh my God.
I know that's some legendary shit.
Imagine Zoyle.
Thank Arky on Zoio St. Arky Arky stack I mean sorry Zoio strikes Arky and
Saunty on the shoulders that Arky and Saunty carry the all the other girls
Oh my god that's gonna be insane.
Is that how Arky got Bonnie?
What you talking about bro?
Like you see what I'm saying?
Then you make this fall hot.
Like you didn't eat.
What do you want to eat?
She eat.
Like you see what I'm saying?
He's for vibes though.
Arky wants for the vibes.
Arky likes EDM.
Yeah you gonna be.
Since when the fuck does Arky like EDM?
And Skrillex. He loves Skrillex. And Aragato.
Who? What?
Getta? Aragata?
Wait, wait, wait. What is EDC?
I don't know. Oh, it's just like 2D.
It's literally May 16, 17, 18, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right?
By the gods.
That's gonna be a good month.
Hey, they might go to get their tickets though, for real.
Who's they?
Oh, you don't want to waste money like that brother. I'm not taking that one. I'm not taking that
I'll be giving my ticket to smoke. That's what I'm saying. Smoking will pull a good job. Yeah, whenever y'all go to EDC
I might I might just take a trip somewhere. I might just go to Canada personally personally. I might just go to Canada
I've never been there. I just go to Canada. They'll take over
Now you're thinking about it. Yeah, but I definitely
It was fun. It was fun.
No, yeah. I like the pushing, but then...
Oh, is that when I pushed that one girl's boyfriend and then she fucking made a takeout coming?
Yeah, I see that.
I'll try to watch that video objectively. But it just really seemed very, like...
She said she couldn't have asked me to go, bro.
She said you're very... what is it? Right?
Left.
I'm a right-wing fucking bastard.
Yeah, you're right-wing bastard.
I'm a right-wing fucking bastard.
I'm a right-wing fucking bastard.
I'm a right-wing fucking bastard
She said that us streamers are heavily right because we need to be
That point of the pit you can't hang
I'm not going we're not going
Wait, why are you not going?
Oh, what you mean, why am I not going?
Why are you not going?
Because most of you that aren't going, because they're cussed.
You don't need to be cussed, but you could respect what you got built in.
Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, you respect your relationship because you're cussed,
so you're not going to E.C. That's fair.
But respect your state.
Something he's built in.
Like, you see what I'm saying?
All your buildings are there?
What are you building?
B is B building something better
Like you want to say the quiet part a lot and we not gonna say it bro
I'm looking at the chat
Wait y'all with bunch of the ringer just on the game
In the ring, I'm not just dreaming like 30 minutes, bro. You give me the rate. So so that's good string content
Bro, I'm not gonna get knocked on a string, bro. I got it. I got it
No, I heard that you were training with him and fucking guapo at his gym
So you never been in his gym, I mean I was there before
You just leaked that
Burr respectfully
Okay, that is fine. So maybe you know saying get nice cuz he got a pint of aggression and shit
Wow
I should be mixing the green pants. Yeah, you stand. Oh
That one green pants. Yeah, I wonder if the you know the trees on your hand. Maybe they beat your penis and they inflated your penis
No, that's only theories. I've been making yeah
There's like
Yeah
He was in ticket like dips in the water
That was it that's too easy
Oh
But it was okay
What is it the bad thing you get a prize it's up
Oh
I didn't even know I was supposed to be the punishment and I was confused
Oh, yeah, I mean the punishment was I had to make puzzling and you would come
puzzle
Did you want you were never gonna make the puzzle I mean it was a fucking thousand black black puzzle that eyes a thousand pieces
This is a thousand pieces and I had to survive that whole day sure what?
That car definitely you think my cars
Hi, bro R6 with who's our third
We can't practice three.
Let each of us play full spot.
Yeah, we gotta play full spot.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
We can play on threes.
I never looked at all of it.
I only want to play R6.
You don't want to play R6?
Yeah, I just want to play R6.
Nah, I don't want to play R6.
That's OK.
It seems like R6 is out of the picture.
It just doesn't match.
Probably not, I know.
$500, you need to beat them.
go down down down all right bro how about go left yeah probably like three hours i got a shower
no i'm trolling i'm trolling i'm gonna go live literally when i give it to myself
how long does it take i might not get to hear any more boys you don't need a cut bro because
about your hair cover the cut anyways i'm about a buzz cut hate i hate it like this i guess like
this don't go buzz please please please why your chop your chop it's a business how's that business
You're gonna go buzz I hit the gym all the time off stream all the time
But I want to stay like this because bro, then who's gonna get my shit active like everybody usually says you're chocolate my chest
So I usually just let that show flow. So you're gonna get even more shots. No, but I'm gonna progress like brother
If you look at me two years ago, I used to be chopped
You look the exact same thing like even Joe JDAP kind of glowed up. You look the exact same
You're still like a fucking bug
Yeah, I'm not even gonna get into this little
I really simply kill it just like you don't say but I'm not going to don't give yo when you shaved your mustache to you
You just look like a fucking
You try to do this little like goatee things to try to make yourself look better brother
It's like obviously you shaved it off. You are your little brain, but like you shaved it off
I was seven days on our island. I didn't save I couldn't shave. I know I'm talking about before the
Max is like three days, three days.
Hey, that's why you have dirty black hair.
Oh, okay, like no, dirty black hair,
like dirty blonde, dirty black.
I hear it, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Cutie camera on me for a little bit,
I'm a look at myself.
Holy shit.
You see a light when you come in.
You don't know that you see a light when you come in.
They reference him getting his black hair back as that he's back the demon the demon razor
Get I'm saying the demon
Braids brother brazen here in my demon. We'd be back my demon. We back
You know say oh careful OC. He's back
Two years ago that was two fucking years
Legend bro, how do you take over all into and see some seaside though, bro?
That's just like an Asian spa. I wasn't fucking risen out there. I
Was go there and eat donuts and see the pier me when I live
Urgent urban legend
Wait, we're talking a little yeah, but that didn't know obviously
We're getting new crib, but it's gonna be close
The guest had the huge guest house in the back
That's all skinny ourselves
76k a month brother. What what can we do we didn't even pick the house
For 76,000
until we start paying rent.
Like, obviously.
Every house is good until you start paying rent.
Yeah, yeah, we know.
I mean, personally, we didn't have a choice.
We had to figure that out.
Wait, but I thought you guys were house looking and stuff.
We are.
We found a new one.
No, no, no, no.
But before, like, with unfazed.
No, no, no.
They just picked it.
You just picked it?
They just picked it.
When are we moving?
Uh, hopeful.
I don't know.
I can't say.
Bro, it's trying to use everybody as an excuse to get out of this place, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, I'm moving out of this
This your legendary this house
We're gonna like we say now we're probably gonna miss these times if I'm being completely honest
I give I'm being it's at this house like all the trash on the ground like
Yes
Yes
Hey, red fire.
Seven of them? Both of them are on my back.
Let's go handle this shit, man.
Hit. Hit. Hit.
You're the maverick inside, J.D.A.
Let's go catch a lawsuit.
Yeah, bro, you just leaked his fucking phone
Wait, no
This one's unloaded this one
This one gosh, it's a prop prop
This is a little bit...
Prop.
Imagine this. Boom!
No, you wouldn't have been here for a trip to the ground by the Twitter niggas, bro.
Hey, this is a problem.
See how it's a BBC series, right?
Look at this. Look at this.
This jail, right?
What the hell?
What's up, man?
What's up with y'all?
What y'all doing?
This is our friend.
What I tell you about leaving your day once.
What's your name?
You give me?
You give me?
What's your name?
Christopher?
Louise.
I'll come.
Straight in.
Okay.
Okay.
Yo!
TOS.
Hey listen, listen.
It's not a meet and greet.
All right.
This is home.
Oh.
Well, well, hey.
Y'all, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Well, hey, yeah, yeah, what do y'all what y'all what's y'all it's gold. What's y'all's gold?
Ten million likes
Like I come off
Do I know you are yeah?
Oh my god
Bro, I remember you you've been good. Yeah, dude. Hey
Hey, yeah, it's good to see you again.
All right, bro, let's get a picture.
I do thought I'll...
You wanna get a picture of me or what?
It has no clip, bro.
You're a fake demon.
That's my little kid.
What are you doing?
What do you say to me?
Get your ratchet out of here, bro.
What do you say to me?
What do you say to me?
Did you say to me little Edgar? Huh?
You heard me. What are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna do shit, bro. I ain't gonna do shit.
Unless you stand on my property, then you're gonna get lighted up.
Then you're gonna light up.
Aw, man.
You lucky to cameras on. I'm gonna shot the fucking...
Ooh, I would have...
Ooh, sorry for cussing. I would have shot.
Lucky, though.
Oh, Dio, this your... this your boy?
No, this your boy?
No, my fucking...
That's your boy?
That's your boy?
Handle your mans, bro, before he get handled.
Handle your mans before he get handled.
Jial, Jial, you see me laughing?
No.
He's pressing me right now.
I'm gonna remember this, Jial.
I'll remember y'all, bro.
I'll remember y'all faces.
Hey, don't come back.
Hey!
What's up the dick?
Shit, I almost got sticky, yo.
Wait, is this a jail?
Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
What's up?
Who the?
Who is he?
Yeah, who is this?
I don't know.
He's lying, bro.
What do you rap, bro?
Yeah, what do you rap?
This is what I rap.
Careful now.
How about you too?
Wait, wait, how did you get here?
They just kind of left you?
Well, they're coming back.
Oh.
So what do you do to catch a vibe?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, yo, y'all gotta chill, man.
I need a good card in the middle of the street, bro, so I'm fine.
Is your card going to come through there?
I don't think so.
I was gonna go there.
We're getting pressed, bro.
Jayao, did we do something to you first to get pressed?
They're trying to steer you away, bro.
I told you you did it.
So you were trying to line me up.
So, Jayao, I gave you a boule of fun.
This is how you do me.
And then I get it.
I was going over your phone.
I told you you were going to put yourself in breaks, bro.
I swear on God.
So why'd you bring your friends here?
I told your friends to pull up so they could knock on my Maybach, steal my Maybach,
trust me.
Okay don't say the Maybach word out loud, too loud.
Yeah, you're eating a hundred and two.
Is this your brother?
He's a spy, bro.
No, I did not let them, oh, and they also, they were roasting your car, too.
They were like, instrumental.
I mean, shit, bro.
You ain't never tell a lie.
I know that.
You're roasting them.
I know it's not.
Gio, you said you weren't a fight before, bro.
Stand up for me, man.
Right now, what I tell you about being a bystander,
all right?
Are you my mans or their mans?
You're my mans?
Go ahead, man, bro.
That's my biggest face.
That's what happened to me.
They're in high school?
Yeah, I'm in middle school.
This is high school.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
They don't pay at high school?
They at high school?
They at nail school, huh?
Oh, OK.
They're at nail school.
Kind of high school.
Now, you said you beat somebody from high school.
That's why I'm small as a mother.
Yes.
It's all good, Jial.
It's all good.
I'm going to keep this in mind, though.
All right?
I just got pressed.
They say my med-bags are rental.
No, but I didn't let them slide.
I said no, it's not.
I was talking to them back.
First?
What's this right here?
What, what's this right here?
They look like my new streaming phone though.
They look like my new streaming phone though.
I hate recording.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You body slam this dude a little bit.
He say he pop niggas.
He don't pop niggas.
I mean brothers.
My bad.
Oh, fuck it.
I heard that.
Yeah, he's better heard some.
I just go with you.
I just go with you.
What are you waiting for?
Pictures?
Oh yeah, yes.
That's the picture I got you.
Hello sir.
Is Carter a rental?
Are you?
Are you person me?
No, no.
No, you person me.
No, I said.
You just gave me the obvious.
No, I said after he said, oh, you're Carter a rental?
So, now Jaya, I can't get a picture of you anymore.
Come on, come on, I got you, bro.
Take a little selfie, bro.
All right, bro.
Have a good one, man.
Make sure to get home, brother.
You're home, take a picture.
So you're not, like, living around here, Jaya?
I don't know.
Well, I thought it was your cousin.
I don't know.
I thought it was your cousin.
One of them is.
Like they live in like two blocks away.
So did he walk?
Because you know, I don't see him with a scooter.
He took the scooter.
Oh, he got my scooter.
Hey.
OK.
All right, well, sure.
We'll have another game.
I'm down.
Nice.
Nice.
How long?
Two hours.
Well, get here and let's go.
It's five, bro.
Well, get to the hour intro.
Bro, because that's 8 PM Eastern.
Eastern
When ladies ask them like bro, let me know he always tells ladies like maybe what do you have to do?
He always gives them for you have to do some actually trying to practice. I'm not trying to get first round
I'm actually turn of practice. I'm not a just wrong. I'm in my game. She's over. Okay. Okay, but okay, and I get a ETA
James get it
Because I might explain the joke it's whatever you guys you were pushing each other because they're pushing you because they hit out of camera
You remember they get push each other was a great moment. I was there
But I was in the back at that point I hadn't build a confidence in like same thing
So I was like proud of you at that time. It was insane because I was like what the hell they're pushing him
But he's like oh my god, that's like fire and it was insane
So you gotta think about it, bro, that's a big moment and then that later domino effect and see you know
Verify and all like all the people you were like like the rest
Soon bro soon
Who do you think I should fight?
Logan pull
He knew that was on BS right there, he's there, look.
See, I would say more than the thing.
Well, Molly would probably destroy him.
I would, bro, I don't even need to say, yeah.
Ron?
Yeah.
Brother.
Ron would have found you.
You know.
Anybody else, you think?
Um, I don't know, Jada?
You're a coach.
Yeah, I was a coach.
But you said...
You were in everyone's lane.
Ha, sure.
You said I'm saying you can't...
You should watch it.
You should watch it, right?
Yeah, switch up on the day ones, bro.
You know what I mean? Not everybody, though.
Some of the day ones, you gotta switch up on them.
All them niggas over there?
Damn.
Yeah, switch up on them.
Switch up.
Tell them I had a seat.
Huh?
Oh.
Well, I think they want to still picture with you.
this card. Wait, can I be red for one of the games?
Right?
We'll get a workshop that.
Let's go boot your shirt.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna boot my shirt up.
I got a shot at it.
I got a shot at it.
Let's boot your shirt up, bro.
I got a shot at it.
So, so how long? Give me a ETA, bro.
What ETA?
Cause we actually got a game.
Good.
Sun setting.
I mean, how long are we gonna game, though?
If we're only gonna game for an hour, bro.
What?
Let's play for an hour, let's feel it out,
and then get it in my entire time.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh, it's it's it's it's it's it.
actually almost dead ass made my heart skip a beat
holy fuck you actually just made my heart skip a beat
don't do that again holy fuck
let's game it in bro let's game it in e after this
wait bro are you gonna compete me up or am I gonna go to e
or we gotta meet
everyone's gonna be, I mean wait now is your gonna be here
gonna be home because hey that's gonna leave you gonna leave her
where you going?
I'm gonna come there and go
yeah they're gonna make us all
I'm down bro
alright go boot up
yeah I'm boot up I know I'm just gonna
On the way you're home on the way when you're on the way home
Okay, so when I'm driving you're gonna be booted up
We're gonna game for as long as like we feel it out you don't go in a game be like oh
Oh girl, you havin' a game?
No, okay, minimum, minimum, minimum.
But we can't have games for 30 minutes out of the game.
We're not gonna games for 30 minutes.
No problem.
We're not gonna play another game for 30 minutes.
All right, ready?
No, no, no.
All right.
All right, shake it.
Shake it.
We have to win.
Wait, I heard mom talk.
Oh, fuck.
Like that ass?
Well, I laid a later.
After my schnoop too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually?
Probably later.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or Jada.
Jada?
Or Jada?
Obviously.
Okay, can my sister come too?
Everybody can come out and play the whole game, baby.
Yeah.
You're doing this world of deep.
We're still actually getting multiple.
Later, later, though.
Okay, okay, I'm excited.
All right.
So, there's a hundred fucking people for the world now.
You know how they roll?
Six people.
Minimal.
But in Malatang, in Malatang,
she just invited four other people.
No, six.
But that's the thing.
You got a third wheel, bro.
You got a third wheel.
Everybody go.
That was good, too.
But no, he didn't even got to think about how I can buy monoclon.
Is you don't pay per like one check.
Like you make your bull and you pay per bull, bro.
That's the best thing about monoclon.
So that's the best evens I've been in place.
Because son and dog, you gotta pay.
You gotta pay.
You gotta send them people money, fuck off.
No, no, no, but I will say this though.
Son and dog, the best restaurant in the world.
Bro, son and dog is the best restaurant in the world,
bro.
It reminds me of my roots.
Son and dog, let's go play R6.
Come on, hop in a game, OK?
No, no, no, no.
Why are you not looking at me when you say that?
Like are you lying to me? Like yeah, I don't believe I'm single wordy saying
Look at my eyes
Intro
Yes, what's your home Kong?
Yeah
Okay, okay, go upstairs. What's stopping you from putting it right now?
So, so go
What up?
I bet. I'm out.
Alright, hey, red. Tell us this, I ain't a mouth man.
Get you drunk.
I need the blik on the bed.
Yeah.
Alright, yeah.
I'm good, I'm good, there you go.
All right, man.
All right, man.
All right, man.
Thanks, man.
Hey, good man.
Hey, boy.
John, you have the camera, man, bro.
I'm not going to watch this, though.
Hey, no.
Good.
Sir, they said, bro, keep going crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
They'll be happy.
John, good angle.
I will say that.
Good angle.
John, you've been going crazy on the music.
Good music is good, bro.
Oh, you got a pedicure.
Yeah, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'd love to change.
Don't get friends.
Don't get friends.
Don't get friends.
you
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Put them on spectacular
My Edna glasses
Yugi live let's go
Yeah, I'm chat y'all actually fuck with these glasses. I feel I should go I'm gonna get the clear ones back
Go, go, go, go.
Fifty more minutes till we're home, Chad.
Let's get the Ws going for the driving segment.
I
Wait some other cutie stream
Yeah
Let's go man
I wonder what questions Qt is gonna ask me again, should I mentally prepare?
That's
We're gonna be trying tiktok trends that what she said right chat
Yeah, you know what she said?
Yeah, we should take the maid back.
She said she would be at a row.
Is she still alive?
I should probably ask her.
I'll ask her out.
I'm old-time, and all my skin's dry
My skin is inside, and I look up at the air
And I can't see a thing, I can't see a thing
I can't see a thing
you
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That's amazing, that's amazing.
Come on now.
Battery low.
Bro, why is my core always on one battery?
I always get a notice saying my core battery's low.
Alright, over and under, Yugi's ready.
You forgot the P.O.?
Bro, yes, I forgot the P.O.
Charge it?
You can't charge a car, you just have to like...
Charge while you drive.
How you doing, Ray?
I'm doing both things.
Sis, let me talk with you tonight.
All righty, it's time to hop on a game, let's go.
and bang.
Sex with me.
Sex with me.
Get it coached.
This is crazy.
This is who reads your chats.
This is who you're calling lamikki
What no twitch this is who you're
calling lamikki really it's true though
like damn bro where they get this
where they actually get this I don't
recognize this photo wait twitch oh my god bro wow wow what a time bro oh wait
Damn it's the first shit. Wow. How do they get this?
for fuck
Jason and ween kid
By the gods
There's a lot what happened
There's a lot that's happened privately in my life recently
I'm going going under going a lot of changes and stress from tender places this past week a lot of bad things that they haven't
I'm sure you guys can see them. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for letting you guys down apps. I'm trying my absolute best
Sad bro
Wait
What happened?
What actually happened?
I texted him.
You live with him? He's in Vegas, I thought.
he's in vegas
he got that gambling deal and his calm got mad, good ass
hey bro but he, i feel like bro he made it clear to his calm down he would take a gambling
deal, no?
no?
it's not that?
yeah bro i don't think his stable would get mad
We ain't updates with rain bed deal?
No no no no no no no no no no
Haha
Hey bro, we get in the bag bro
6k a month and put slips?
Hold on, I'm eating off that?
Yo K, yo K, I'm eating off that?
Ron's calling me
Yo I'm live, I'm live
I'm live. I'll call you up soon. Yeah
I'm gonna call him off stream, bro, you have to end in talk room, bro
I'm gonna call him off stream
I texted him, bro, what the fuck, nice, reacting to ask me to a clip, W intro, bro
Donald Trump goes off on netting, yo, like, bro, like, bro, what's ladies doing, bro
Classic Vegas stream buying buying gambling buying gambling looking at jewelry cool cars. Maybe
Let's be people KB bro
Why are there letters her webcam big as shit
I
Can't put a max if you have to show him with a lightning ball like
All right, but let's have on rainbow man download I should have rainbow
No
Rain bed wait bro to Jason and we news take a fucking rain bed deal without me knowing
Now we're chillin we're chillin we're chillin we're chillin we're chillin we're chillin
Back in a day, I remember good days, bro
I
Wait, what is this?
Blood wiggies calling me
Yeah, let me go alive. I know I need you for a right now
Why?
I'm trying to see how many streamers it takes to be a professional and it's a 1v8 and I need you bro
You will take at max 30 minutes. Are you sure? Are you sure? Yes, actually, actually, actually,
actually, we've just so basically every time we lose a one-day one, we add a person. We
are at, uh, you would be our, I think our eighth. Okay. And you're in who's playing
right now?
Me, SuperTF, Michael Reeves, Feinberg, Connery Spence, Nerdy, Stanz, and me in Clicks.
Okay, and you need how many more people if we lose this?
If we lose this after you, like two people?
Hold up, why are you talking like that?
We're not going to lose this.
I bet.
You're going to come in and you're going to carry.
I like the sound of that.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
You're chasing the fucking ween.
Yeah.
Hey, keep keep going
First I hop on the I give me a the discord. I mean the discord
Hey, you be bro, you get to start your intro man. You get to start your intro, bro
Tell you get it keep keep going on this intro. Oh my god, bro
I launched R6 and my PC feels like it's about to explode.
I think I need to do PC.
Like, no troll.
Is that fucking Omni-Man? Y'all can even see, bro.
Alright, let me close out of this game.
Go to desktop.
Okay, here we go.
We love Fortnite.
Four night, four night, four night.
Hey, what's good?
Your carry has come to save the day.
Welcome.
Thank you, bro.
Jason, come with me.
You know what?
Yes, we need this.
We lost a 1v7 and let me invite you to the lobby.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, back to lobby.
Yeah, true, true, true.
What do you think about a flank force?
Hey, listen.
For sure.
I'm telling you, he's literally
crouching behind a wall wide open.
Crazy.
I know he's a mental.
Like Stans ran all the way around, obviously he was dead, but I think we could run all the way around and he wouldn't even see
And you'd be able to like sneak through because he has to focus on building so much
Like if we let super solo, like Chris Kyle has asked
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, are we going up against who?
Chris Kyle doesn't do that
Oh, it's just Klicks?
Dude, that's all right
Just Klicks! This guy's fucking...
He can't possibly listen!
Bro, he's such a fucking...
Bro if it's not Peter, but I'm not worried
Tell her I'm taxing them a hundred gifted talents. I'm a hundred gifted. Wait invite me to the lobby
Have y'all not tried to box up method and just let him try to try to peek
He takes our walls and fucking owns us and heals off it anytime we have ideas let me get really mad at us
Listen listen listen listen listen listen how many how many tries is this one attempt?
Yeah, we do a best of three if we lose we add somebody this is our eighth person we've added we haven't taken a single game
Okay, that's just running at him and holding left click we got him with the start of the rounds
I do I'm down to try it. So what I don't know if we haven't tried it. So what's
We tried building we tried full spray we haven't tried super builds up and we all spray I think there's some merit there
Conor Conor built up last time and he just got like
You get an act like that wasn't a good play wait, I think it was decent, but like I'm just I'm just saying it didn't fucking work
I have an idea. I have an idea
Why don't we all just box up in one box? He can't kill all this
Yeah, we thought of that one and it didn't really work, but we tried again.
I mean, he'll break the box.
Yeah, but I think if he breaks one wall and then takes it, then he'll just like
edit and pick us off one by one.
He can't take our walls if we're holding it.
No, that's true.
But he'll just out aim, I guess, from about one second.
Wait, that's actually a godlike idea.
Four people are on walls, one person on ceiling, and then the other one's
just spray when he tries to break it.
What's he going to do?
I don't think, right?
I think he just has better ping than everyone else.
Yeah, I was going to say the ping.
So he can take the walls. Yeah, I think we just literally can't can't get that. Yeah, that's a pink thing. Oh bummer
What if we switch to west when he's not looking?
There we go. Yeah, there we go. Wait, wait
Everyone in one box and then one person sneak sneak behind and kill him
Yeah, but then like if you can't get that one person off that person needs to literally hit one two hundred pump
Otherwise, he's gonna turn and isolate
People and I think they should sneak behind super far away because he's I'm telling you that the mental taxing if you're breaking his box on both sides
You could see it. You could see it his eyes
Wait, okay. Let's just play. Let's just play feel it out. Sure. Sure. Sure. Oh, yeah
Yeah, but let me didn't leave
Some things around the lobby my spongebob is not showing up each time I have spongebob equipped, but he doesn't appear
It's fucked up.
Why do you have my collection of emotes?
Wait, we should all have the same skin.
Oh, that's actually a good idea.
Everybody only says it's not a good idea, bro.
No, no, no.
Oh, because then he won't know who's who.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're all equal.
Let's do Peter Griffin.
You all have Peter Griffin?
Or do you have Frieza?
No.
Or I don't.
I'm not giving up my Indy's reality.
My account's bare bones, bro.
So what about fish stick I got me cost up and Levi it's about it
And doctor John Cena I've John Cena
How about we all just default
I'm not switching up OGA, bro. I think having a couple people having a couple people bill of section good
Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah
Kind of far away from each other to be perfect. He didn't he didn't push up until Connor died and then Connor enough angle
You know, I mean I think I was actually doing a lot until he died then click
We need to
When you die, you have to move. Yeah, you have to not move and block yourself off and then just pull someone's stream
Just meet and pull up a stream. Okay
All right, we got this y'all
Let's do this
I think just like standing in the in like the this thing on the screen the little
But I think the footsteps were what's fucking them up. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like stand here, and then wait is he not
Is he not in the discourse?
He's trying to tell me no changing skin that's a little more what I'm doing that rule that me up
No changing skin. Oh
Dude, you want to know the real sauce? Yeah insult to you nerdy super by the bar system skin
Or the show is here, bro
Why is this dog latched
He's trying to get lead to doing his team
Nice
How many three two one oh
If he's not in the call go tell him that as soon as he places go Tom as soon as he places his first build
Then we just don't shoot it. He can start. Yeah, that should be like as soon as like cuz then it's a better
We can't shoot him early. Yeah, as soon as he places one bell. Just I think super
um
Maybe I'll go maybe I'll earn back to you. I think
More space. This is more
Wait, how does it work?
Is he not just going to spawn in and then we fight him?
Okay, okay, alright.
We just start right here.
Are we just mowing down?
I think we're going to run all the way back.
Super, we're going to build a metal.
We're going to run all the way back with metal so we don't get shot out.
And we're just going to have a higher angle on him.
Wait, literally just spray him.
I'm so far
I'm back it up I'm back it up
The distance
How many builders I can't stand?
Yeah, it's really short just than just one single.
I'm 2HP, I'm 2HP, I can't.
I'm like 8P now.
Where is he?
I don't even see him.
Wait, how do we lose this?
Maybe go up to the flank?
Yeah, I was thinking about it since I'm low, maybe I can't see him.
Yeah, he's low, he's low, he's low.
He's running up to the left, he's close to the left, close to the left.
I
Literally no way right
Blue or white
Okay, no worries. No worries. No it's over for me in the middle of a bunch of bills. It's not our domain. Nope.
Oh my god, he's low. Oh my god, he's low.
Oh my god, I'm with bro. I should have damaged him there.
I'm trying to go up, but I'm, I'm, I'm was...
We're dying there?
I'm fucking dead. I see him, I see him.
I hit him 66 though. I did my job.
He's in this metal sarcophagus.
With the giant staircase for super design shoot the stairs on the bottom. Yeah, let's break the bills break the bills
Where am I gonna shop from
You just in his metal we have to break this
Wait anybody got meds or no
I'm low I'm low. He's up top there.
Honor, you gotta flank. I don't have an eye on him.
He's on behind.
He's on the red ping, red ping, red ping.
Red ping.
I'm gonna build up to you.
Oh, I heard him.
On the ground.
Holy shit dude.
Kind of low right?
Is he on you what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on me.
I think he's going for Conor 1v1.
There's on the ground, there's on the ground.
on the ground, going back in the middle.
No, no, he's not.
He's not all the way back on his middle.
I'm connecting.
Oh, he's top left.
Copy.
Nice.
Has anyone hit him recently?
He's on the bottom right.
He's on the bottom right.
We have to mode out all.
Oh, no, top middle.
He's on the top middle.
Top middle.
Oh, hit him.
66.
66, shoot.
Nice, good hit.
Wait, he can shoot?
Yeah, he will.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna play right now though. He should be like back as I'm low
Okay, when he stops shooting he's gonna look for an angle. He's just trying to keep you in one sec
I'm one shot, so I gotta play with safe here. Yeah. Yeah, please
I'm gonna go for a crazy flank. I see him. He's in this box
He's just trying to get an angle on me on height, okay
Yeah, I'm going back on one objective
Yeah, yeah, shut up
He's low he's low he's low low he's
Genuinely one okay, okay, I can't sell here. I'm once for a crazy flank
I think if you go for a crazy flank he just has to deal with it someone can flank on the right
I didn't say that yeah yeah come on I don't see him though just careful cuz footsteps he's
He's a footstep close close working. I'm gonna run. I saw I saw him at a hundred
You can move so fast I don't know I don't want to die
Yeah, don't don't don't he's genuinely one shot. I think oh, but I kind of want to get a kill. I
Hit him like a Honda like white
Oh my god
Yeah, I'm more left. He's trying to come up and his old metal here. Okay. Yeah, he's far back. He's far back. Okay, I'm
If Jason hit him white though, then he's low 59 whites actually one SP like no
Toe one easy one or two shots max. We just got to chill
Nerdy's wine screw we got to chill
If he's far left, I'm gonna keep flanking.
I think he's trying to look for an angle on you, those stands.
Oh, he looked for an angle on me.
He was like back here, I think.
Two shot, three shot.
I'm just looking for a peek.
I'm on pain, I'm on pain, I see him.
Okay.
I need other people to spray. He's just only looking at me because he knows I'm too
in the box, in the box, in the box
he's moving around, he's moving around
I'm so afraid
so I think he's just gonna play hide and seek now
yeah, yeah, yeah, we just gotta keep building high
the angle and spamming if he moves towards someone we just can't let him ice less than that
still like two shots that's our point so yeah oh shit
just look for fresh builds i'm not fucking pushing them yeah
you might have to
now I'm up to the only way
yeah we gotta destroy
we gotta destroy the builds
where'd you die Jason
I died uh
I died uh he's in the metal fuck
Thank you, thank you
No, you just try me I'm falling back
To where I feel safe. I see I see you. We'll see the editing code. Oh, okay. I see him
He's not right there. So we're on there
It's like fighting like a fought or a concert it's like
I do, yeah, we cannot...
We can't break it.
Oh my God.
He was 1 HP.
1 HP.
Yes, so much HP.
He's still low though, he's still low.
Yeah, what is a heal per person?
Can I tell him the HP?
Can I tell you all what the HP is or no?
I don't think so.
I only want some 1 HP now.
I keep on building so much HP.
Like low defense fraying, I don't know.
It's like that new cone is put up.
I mean, we got good angles on him.
It's going to be hard for him to hold every wall.
Oh, God, definitely.
Oh, my God.
Can he use the pressure?
You, bro, how am I supposed to know, bro?
Oh, that's a bit of a blunder, bro.
And that's a bit of a blunder right there.
He could have won.
He could have won there.
They said before, bro, I just got launched into this.
Bro, can they just win this?
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god bro
Oh my god bro
At least look at my reals man
What is my wrist?
My wrist is trash now.
Oh, not for my wrist, bro.
It's a great day to be gone.
What is my wrist?
Do you want one of these boxes?
My shit's trash now. Let me see what's on my TikTok, bro
Keep in mind this is my PC desktop before you pay. It's gone for bed. It's something crazy pops up
First one is crazy
Hold on, bro. I look you want to see it, but what's not just how she looking like?
All right, it should be different
We had to do the Indian street food dug up we order with the person in front of us order until we die
Wait, so what is this?
Now you did I watch
Try to get this thing I don't even know how to attack it
It's a fucking burger buddy.
It's not a kid.
Now I try it.
I hate it.
I like it.
Yeah, I'm momentary.
KZR!
Bro, my 4u page on my desktop is way different.
Way different.
Little ass body, yeah?
You hear that?
The first display is 2.
Ecommerce is 2.
It's so much different, bro.
Fuck off me!
I feel like when I put my mind to something,
I can try really hard, like obsess over it.
I can literally do anything.
Now I need to go talk to my brother.
Bro, that being bad,
you need to obsess over one thing
and have that goal in mind
as long as you will,
you'll achieve it.
Come on, my boys.
Damn.
I'm not gonna do one of that back, what is it?
You're being like...
Oh, I'm gonna...
You want me to never do your stuff?
I can never get it.
I can never...
I can never...
I can never get it.
I can never...
I can never get it.
And don't forget...
Time to die.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Jesus.
like you are who you are then you'll forget who you are. Stop strategizing so much. Stop setting
so many plays. Stop doing things only based in fear. Like the universe will assist you
when you are acting in love. Damn bro. Do they call us?
I could go right, someone go left. We go really far in that direction
And like you you build along the style like cover yourself, but you press them so you keep moving forward
So he knows there's gonna be guys in that direction
We have to like think about it and it's in his head
Yeah, it has to know wait
Do we have to add another person up?
No, no, so you won that one and if we lose one more then we
wait oh my god all right let's win we got him where we want him dude we got him where we want
we're about to do it to be clear okay so what's the plan we're gonna have people shoot and then we
need a group to flank who's flanking i think i think we should have two groups everyone's
just split into two groups and we should go opposite directions and then just spam the
fuck out of it all right well let's make that four group four uh fine burger and super split up
okay wait I'll be fine I'll be fine let's let's wait let away let me like a
much fun it's not participating in the in the in the team talk it seems
honor and then Michael can split with those two here this this one will be
team fine bird climber here are you staying your size stay on one side and
then super get on the other one of these bees okay I'm on the side and
then we just need to split into two groups of four it truly doesn't matter
at this point so there's four everyone else on team super love it Jason love
extends me and then fine nerdy we're gonna go right at the spawn you guys
are gonna go left at the spot okay we go right you guys go left yeah wait
Wait, Ludwig.
What the hell?
I'm muddied, bro.
Wait, Ludwig's farming something.
Who knows.
Maybe deal negotiating? I don't know.
No, we don't need a deal. This plan's gonna work and they're gonna put me in the history books.
Alright, Ludwig, alright, new plan.
Lud, new plan.
Let's go, let's go.
We are going right off a rip. We're gonna sprint right while shooting at him.
Okay.
is going to go left while shooting at him yeah we're just gonna shoot him from both angles
yeah anyone going center or she's left to right no no left to right and then okay
important though if he pushes one side the other time the other side has to like
push behind him okay okay okay you can't let him push by himself this is
literally the strat in the Korean war this is how the Americans help the
South Korean way let's wait let me with Koreans let away yeah if we don't
I got to go
Pookie we have one more in this best of three and then you're in
I can't I can't dip on you keep really I told you guys gonna play our six. I told you get how to play our six
Here if you're in super squad stand in his box if you're in my squad
Should we shoot at him? Yeah, bro. Let me at him bro. Yeah, this is not my shade. What the fuck you mean to add him
To my box though. No
I mean I did a hundred damage to him that game
Get ready get ready you might just put on your point. Yeah be ready. Yep
But you gotta give distance cuz if he's gonna insta build on us we're fucked
My god, bro, what's that I'm saying
What's that we're doing
How are the games I know I know chair
terrible I'm sorry I'm just I'm taking a
temperature of the vibes in here
atrocious
now I'm gonna win here just mention
anyone you guys want to end it dude I'll
just thank you pookie we'll make it
thanks we'll need you all right ready
be ready be ready
He's pushing right he's pushing right you on us now. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Break him down. Break him down. Oh my God. Oh my God. Easy easy easy. Stop rolling stop
rolling just shoot just shoot just shoot. Keep shooting keep shooting. How many angles we
have? Keep shooting. Oh my God. He's in here. Push push push. He's pushing corner.
I'm walking I'm walking
On Connor's body on Connor's body
He's ever there
from breath taking okay you even take a flight here bro like what's your what's
your link fucking for my camera you get to x chopped ass reacts to hold on
guapo on the next and events basketball team like yo bro this stupid
Fucking bitch
What's he doing right now, let's see
What let's say I go in April, bro. Let's just hypothetically say I go for three days, bro
How much would this cost? Oh my god? We won
Okay, wait, I actually raised it all to four. I'm on
We fucking did it
Well, well, thank you Jason. No, just getting back up for the last one. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you getting back on?
Yeah, if we went if I went if we went and we we win and then if we went over if you lose
I'll get a feel for you. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, tell clicks to kill me
Wait guys, I have a strap by the way. I need to leave everyone turn your effects to low
I don't do that right turn on performance mode fucking
You need to
know oh yeah that feels good can I say that it doesn't matter if you can't see
where he is he's he can only be in the built so eventually I had him twice I
had no idea where he was it just said but it doesn't like super you have to
get close to hit him right yeah no no if he can't like we're making it so he
physically can't shoot back yes or the dream is that we are shooting all four
cardinal directions of him so he is just spinning and boxing and he cannot
fight us like you should no one should be building if you are close to him and
you're really scared you should just run away while you're shooting like
slide back and then shoot but yeah yeah I'm handling some shit it's not phone
time bro it's game time it's game time I was uh I was texting boys bro I'm
trying to figure out tomorrow because apparently I have to do something in the
morning and then it goes into the tournament because that just works and
it's just gonna fucking work again all right right he was he even killed like
one or two people just doesn't even matter he killed Jason and someone else
Cuz we're just putting it on hold some time. Yeah
That was big
For the way I snap to you not speaks me
Oh
Shit not tomorrow Sunday Sunday. I'm trying to figure out Sunday right now. Tomorrow's cutie. I'm not gonna lie
What times we do that? I feel like 1 p.m. I've been liking the early stream shot like the 12 p.m. 12 30 p.m. boot ups
bro there's no traffic outside life is good the sun is out
I wanna go live bro like yeah it's been a vibe man it's been a good good fucking vibe
early I'll be waking up 8 8 9 a.m. bro go to the gym bro the gym give me
energy and then yeah I really stream I'm down
What if I just toggle it on and off for everybody?
Yeah.
Sounds probably bugged.
Okay.
Is it bugged?
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Everyone's ready.
I think it's bugged.
Do off and on or something.
What?
I think the only person that didn't ready is...
I'm ready.
Clicks.
No, he's ready.
No, I was ready.
The lobby's ready.
It's not a start, I think.
How do you fix it?
It's good, okay, look at this funny frog
One more one more time
One kiss is all it takes
Fucking building cuz I'm just trying to shoot his metal
If I didn't build that he would have killed me who would have got 50 hp baby with a loss
The anthropologist are gonna go back and look at that wall like like it's the fucking
The modern great wall
Same squad
I'm going.
Demi up.
Demi up, y'all.
Who went invincible?
Wait, does this stay for me?
I shoot yeah, are we all little we all in all right same squads boys the four left and the four right the same squads remember
It because he loses if he gets any space we just got to shoot the fuck out of him. Oh, he wants to be here
Well, they make sure make sure you're in you're in my square if you don't lose on the left left square
For
Still this
I'm ready
On his builds
I see him. I see him.
He's built. He's using the natural structure.
Which is.
That's not a.
Wait, guys.
This is.
He's almost on lights.
In the back.
He's in the back.
So that the break.
But we're going to push him.
We're going to push him.
We're going to push him.
More.
What's up?
Broke a shield.
Broke a shield.
We got we got we got we got.
We have to walk up.
We have to run up.
Right up.
Right up.
Right up.
Right up.
Oh, yeah.
We have to push through the corner.
He's almost there!
I mean, help me please.
Well, there's an end of the map?
Somebody's ringing my doorbell, bro.
Clicks-
Clicks called in somebody.
He called in?
Shit.
Called in the DoorDash driver?
I didn't even order DoorDash.
Oh my god, bro.
Remember, just sight-
He's still-
He's so far back!
He's building a play-blah.
Should we run out?
Put him in a fucking corner.
We have to take more space!
We have to take more space!
He don't have a left over we only keep taking steps in his way back his way back
He's why I broke your shield
I mean, I don't know
I don't think he was almost there. I thought you knew.
He's off her fury, and he flies back just like this.
We should push him.
Oh my god!
Well, look at Fiverr! Don't leave him by himself.
We're gonna go.
Oh my god, he's so much further back. We have to run up, right, squad?
Yeah, yeah, we have to run up.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
We're reaching the far lands.
It's like, if we're just shooting at his builds,
you're gonna be shooting at me.
You guys should be able to get a peek or two in, right?
right yeah but what is he doing i'm running far back so his medals build
he's just trying to give himself the space he's trying to fight our strike he's trying to
fight our strike he's keep running at him he's a good gamer bro he's so far
yeah kill that boy
everyone keep closing the distance keep closing the I see him I see him I see him
My supplier
In that shot the lowers, if anything!
Oh my god, I'm one!
I died, I'll get that
You can kill, you can kill!
I'll get the fault back in and just, just press the fire on me
How big is his map? Is it infinite map?
There's no horses?
I keep looking back at you
Connor, you gotta fucking shoot him bro!
What's up with that, bro?
Look at that
I think we pushed
They're going, they're fucking going
I think I see them, I see them
I think there's an A.
Yeah, I actually see the A, J, I am.
What are you gonna do now?
I'm breaking a hole, I'm breaking a hole.
What if he just runs back the other way?
He's building up, building up, building up.
I've got attention.
Don't let it connect, don't let it connect.
Yeah, we're shooting him.
He's still like one HQ.
I'm just bringing a lever.
He's moving left.
It's his character.
Come on, break it as soon as it builds.
I'm holding left click same as you man
He's so far back he's so far back
He's far back he's far back
I'm like a whole left click harder man
Two fingers on the left click
Oh my god we have to push him into the fucking corner bro
That's fine no no he is
He's in the corner
He's in the corner
He's gonna do some crazy shit
Just don't let him out as long as we spam the build till we find
We got this
He went right he went right
This is fucking insane.
This is actually like a Roop King mate.
I'm suddenly...
Shit.
No, we have to keep shooting him.
The metal is like fortifying.
Guys, let's fucking mouse.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
Careful, careful.
You might like tap someone.
Oh, he's looking on the side.
Hey, look, look, dude.
He's looking on the side.
He can't hit him any time.
We gotta just...
There's just a peek.
He's looking on the side.
He's looking on the side.
He's looking on the side.
Keep pushing!
We have to knock those fucking builds on the ground.
We got them knocked.
Keep going.
We're doing great.
We're doing great.
It's so close to knocking.
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Hey!
Team shooting, team shooting.
We're doing fucking great.
We're doing great.
Lovely screaming, lovely screaming everybody.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's what we do, man.
We did it.
Easy.
Nice, man.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Easy.
That's right.
Nice, man.
Nice man, we did it bro, we did it.
Oh my god, Mace.
Did this feels like what a stormtrooper would feel like if they actually killed a Jedi?
Like it's got to feel so awesome.
We killed, we killed Clix, y'all.
We did it.
Do you think she was having fun?
We did it.
Well, that would be the most stressful shit.
Peterbot would never lose to the likes of us.
Never, bro.
Uh, you know, it turned out that Ron is one more FNCS's than Clix.
Yes, actually.
I
Hey Gigi good stuff's there squeaks. Thanks, man. I'm so excited to play
I just don't know that that's weeks everybody about Gigi's man Gigi's
Hey Gigi's y'all let's get quick
here
You gotta say what up, we're gonna kick his coach. I like to see his perspective
All right, I love this losing game, bro.
The stormtrooper fucking walk forward strash dude. It's crazy.
We just had to get behind him. Uh, this is so hard. Good. Good. Hey, good call stands. Bro.
I'm surprised he got this far, though. Like how the fuck? Yeah.
The fact that he has to play that much eight saving grace and a question is he clicks. What up, baby?
Yo, one of you guys, one of you guys hit the ball.
Eight years, no FNCS win.
Eight years, can't win against eight four-night players,
non-four-night players.
All I took was chasing a wing to kill Klicks.
You're a bum, bro.
I have a question.
Did you click their reset button?
I didn't click the reset button.
Hey, you were running over the non-builds, bro.
You could have went on the other way on the map,
infinite map.
You ran over them.
Wait, wait, did you click the reset button?
No, I didn't.
I'm sorry, Klicks.
I'm sorry, Klicks.
That was close.
No, I didn't.
Where's the Klicks on this?
Where's the Klicks?
the clip no I didn't they're saying you did it three songs no I didn't shoot it
does it go off yeah oh wait right next to the bottom though you're literally
using it to rain what am I supposed to do that's not a bad show that's not a
bad show I didn't even I didn't even know I didn't know okay that's not me then
But still if you don't have
Oh
Sucks dude
See you just get in person over there color. You got personal too. That's just weird bro. That's just
I personally think I like not bad at all. I don't look at that. Okay. Okay. How about you box me then, bro?
That's a great job. I'm not boxing Jason. Oh my
I
Click she lost the 1v8 buddy, that's where you took a I mean
I'm gonna be honest once you guys figure it out that shit was fucking hard
I don't know what you would do to ever win
What's had you brought I had like three of you one is pure right there. I just didn't kill you dude. Yeah
Yeah, it was tough.
No, it wasn't really tough.
Not a lot.
Hey, hey, I'm not going to ask you clicks.
Can I ask you a question?
I'm here.
You know, you went against eight of us.
Could you rank us one through eight?
Super's the best by far.
Let's go.
Um, the two.
Nerdy and Connor are the worst.
You're not judging that correctly though.
not gonna lie but my idea is literally one is this game that's not get that
idea without me proposing the slightly worse idea of like three yeah that's
Why is he on this screen?
Yo, it was good broski. You better donate a charity. I'm doing currently doing a donation
Cuz we have to do that from there. Oh
Wait, you said that?
Yes, I'm Catholic
All right, bro, are you on let's win
I'm doing a donation right now. Give me a second brother. Bro. What do they add?
solid snake into our sea what is going on wait your Catholic wait if I'm Catholic
I don't have to do this what
well free Palestine do facts I don't care how much you get Jason Lee this
This and I go move me. I'm gonna keep saying this. What are you talking about, bro?
Okay, I mad you get that I'm always listening why why would I get mad, bro?
Does yeah, I know how you be trying to be moved. Oh, really? Hey, I know it's not much guys, but
How much how much the blood the blessings are Ramadan brothers, huh? Okay. What country is next to Palestine?
Yeah, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk to you right now, bro
Yeah, I'm on a game, bro. What are we doing? Yeah. Oh, wait, can you start one hour or
no? What do you mean? Can you start one hour, please? What the hour? I have a bro be
Bro with Joe right now. No, you should probably call you in an hour. Shut up, bro
Call you an hour. No, you can start one hour
No
Huh no
What do you mean? No, you can't just say no also we can't go to mother thought today, bro. Why?
Because it's uh, we can't eat meat on Fridays. Who's we?
Are you not Catholic bro? You're that's why your aunt told you you fucking changed nigga
I'm not talking to you fucking I would I was raising a Baptist church
What I was raising a Baptist church, what's the difference between Baptist Baptist is like it's like it's like
There's not it's Christian it's just Christian believe
I
Was raised in the church, but you know
Oh shout out yeah, you're reading chat, but that's what you're doing, bro
I was raised. I was raised in the Baptist church
Free you bro. We're not free you
Shout out to you.
What do you mean?
No, no, no, no, don't guess that, bro.
Don't guess that, don't do that, don't do that,
don't do that, don't do that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean for him.
I meant shout out him.
I meant shout out him, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
Jason is the one that wants to host a girl,
a woman's day party when he's a man.
Like, what the hell, why am I the problem?
Like, what?
Oh my God, y'all niggas are some hoes.
Like, get on him.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
I'm not doing that anymore. I'm going around and buying flowers and
Give flowers to the world
Hey, man, bro. Can you name a couple of the women that are important in your life my mom?
Hey, man, brother. Who else?
Every woman is important in my life every word that comes in contact with me wait at me on rainbow six each
Don't have you at it?
No, no, what was um?
What was your thing? What's your thing?
My thing is
My thing is I saw everybody was it shit that to me
Wait, oh no, no, no, no, no you could go to the top right and then press your the person to get
He found out his he finds out his girls Jewish and starts talking about freeing Christians and Muslims. No, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay. What's your Ubisoft connect my Ubisoft connect is?
Yuki WTF. I will always say this though. Free Palestine to La Da. That's it. You know what I mean?
That's something I'm gonna do. Yeah, I got you. Shift F2. Wait, what? Brie is Jewish?
No, she's um, I don't know if this is a slur, but it's a she's a maze-y-anic Jewish.
Buy the agarthas. What do you mean buy the agarthas? What does that even mean?
Wait, what I mean, yeah, what type of what type of Jews that you wish
What type of Jewish is that?
Bro same that word it seems like it versus something to slur. I get scared saying that word. I'm sorry. I can't say
Just put us in a game, bro. Just put us in a game, bro
So how have you been though? I literally just saw you
I know but
Yeah
I've been working. Um, I'm going to go sushi today or no sushi. Isn't that me sushi? No,
not the ones I get. I get the crunch rolls. You can eat. So he is going to get his favorite
flower to. Yo, what's up? Right? What's up?
So I'm going to read the thing about me is I'm top top five chat readers. Okay. Okay.
Let's let's let's uh
No, no, I'm top fun top top five cat readers on Twitter. I like reading yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I read my chat, bro
So I'm gonna read my shit. Okay. Okay
Hey, what's up boys?
I'm out of work. You can yeah, okay. We're the jason can't jason can't you just got out see how are you sleep dude
You read those chats
Huh
Do you read those chats?
I don't bro, I don't.
I'm a yin player.
Yeah, I know you are, I know you are, that makes sense.
Wait, is this good loadout?
I think this is, I'll play this.
Jake Richardson, no, we signed it, da-da.
Why are you attacking me
You need it you ain't gotta do that J like I get the
K just wait K just wait, bro
My check my check my check what's the button? No, no, no, no, you gotta you gotta go to the settings. You gotta go to the settings
You gotta go to the settings. Yes
What's up boys? How we feeling after this night? I'm saying just got out of work
I'm gonna put some rainbow 60s smoking a cigarette. What are we doing boys? What's my push to talk bro? What's the default?
Eat kid and eat kid and just added me as friend
You yo yo
Oh they have a cow a zombie
Your mic isn't working brother wait
You gotta go to your options you gotta go down to
Gonna go to options audio scroll all the way down and turn on voice chat enabled. I did I did I did oh
But your push to talk might be V or C
Yo, it's good
Camry mindful bird was good bro
Yeah, I can hear you
Now you had a good day today ready to play some fucking R6 dude
Yo bro drop
I'm not a lot I feel like snappy
I'm feeling I'm feeling I'm feeling nice watch watcher
For my left for my left for my left for my left for my left. What a green what a green clear
you gotta go come on hold on hold on hold on guys what are we doing bro I see it
I see it like what are you doing nigga oh my god I forgot it doesn't go through
It's physics idiots
Why they're fucking brick what yo are we gonna get calm is that there's somebody behind me
Okay, you guys start coming and I don't want to play this game if you guys are gonna come okay?
I don't know this man. I just gotta learn the map real quick
I've always been a I've always been a
Defender, you know, I've always been a defender player. You know me to me to me too
I'm never I'm never always I've never liked attacking can I get a present shot?
In my senses like fucked up, bro
I thought you were decent, but no brother. I didn't even get to shoot my gun bitch match your FOV
Yeah, but I feel like my FOV is mad like ass
You're you're bro. You were born with max FOV brother. You don't need that you got bug eyes
I see I'm on 60 FOV like what is that bro? What is that?
I like that Cav. Let's go. I like that bro
Wait, can you bad made around I don't even know this game?
This game turned into some other shit, bro. I'm on a not bad. No, but it's not about a show. What is 86 a?
You can't be serious you like this is not even clever. I've heard that before
83
83 82 ok it's crazy I used to be an og of this game what happened the game
fucking freeze what level are you I don't know but I remember how to play
I had a R6 phase.
Oh, you're level 40.
Yeah, I'm not.
I just don't know the maps.
Like, not this one.
I think we're going to play a map that I know though.
Are we doing that?
I got a 10% chance you can do it in a costume?
You doubt me? What do you need?
Oh, they have a cave.
They have a cave. They have a cave.
Take it or no?
Take it or no.
Okay, I got the drone.
I got the drone. I mean I got the bomb.
Ten seconds to go.
Very common map.
I don't know the map.
Do you have a Hyundai? I don't get it.
I found a bomb.
Let's go. Give me a home.
Changing minds!
Got a camera?
Alright, nice.
I have another camera.
Nice, good point.
Alright guys, let's calm a little bit more boys.
boys so we come in the game I'm gonna draw here gonna draw gonna draw what the fuck what the fuck
oh six
oh i'm decent bro i can feel it i see one i see one we're gonna go in though
okay okay the recoil might be a little strong
Loading your magazine!
Barraima! Barraima!
If Diddy could go to jump for four years when I do something bad, I'd better get the same time, no matter how bad I am.
Give me Diddy, lawyer, when I- what are you saying, bro?
Loading your magazine!
I'm going to go in there and kill him.
Oh my god!
Nitro Cell!
I'm a bot, bro, I'm dead a bot, bro, I'm on my dead body, I'm on my dead body, I'm
I'm just trying to get back into the flow of things.
Just let me check.
I don't know how I'm going to even fucking see you.
I didn't hear anything.
Oh, still outside, bro.
Easy.
Naps, naps, naps, naps, naps.
Audio cue, audio cue.
that a cheater is now secured bro this guy's coming far man what this guy just
said if you should get a GMC Sierra like you got to actually eat a day bro that's
a good one bro
calm down bro where's the camera you missed oh I don't have a reinforcement
All right, I don't have no no no nothing, so
Oh, you'll calm down sorry fucking Adderall come on. Hey, I see you take is though you got a play
You thought it why you stop?
I don't know. I thought I was a chair. I thought it was a
military saw blood come out of his body
Yeah
Oh
That was good pre-fires
But I'm starting to get my old habits like I used to be so oh my god. I used to be the go yo J
Yo, J you say everything you got one kill. I got one kills the two rounds
Well, should we get like a squad for for like each later bar? Yes, you were to eat or you just play with me
I know line, bro. I got some my 830 and this is what I'm talking about. This is why I don't fuck with you no more game
Yeah, I did I don't fuck with you
Okay, tomorrow, what should I play? I feel like what should I play? I know fuse. It's fuse good
It's not tomorrow. I mean not tomorrow
The fact you almost put a 1v3 off your off in your ass is a good sign. Okay Hibana Hibana
explosive as a condit ending from a distance ace oh
Wait ace wait fuck is ace
He boxing off-stream, but he keeping it a secret. Why do you and Guapo have things
at 8 p.m. at the same time?
I'm not bro, what are y'all bro? I've not been training.
Bro, please tell me why is that a fault?
for bed I got for bed I have some shit to do off stream oh it's on stream or off
stream oh wait I'm actually going with waffles with boxing shit yo J hello yeah
I'm going to guapo's boxing tea later. I don't even know he's doing it. I don't know.
Say you're joking to just show up at the camp? Hey man, that's what we're gonna do.
You know mindful working get a couple more calls from you brother. It seems like your little deal with the word
Ghosting come on
Johnny
Not seeing anybody not seeing anybody. Ah, yeah, no recoil. He's gonna be me in that fight. She's gonna be in that fight
I'm already know
No, perfect. I'm gonna follow this thing. I watch watch watch. I'm gonna follow more follow.
Oh, what's this bro? Oh, it's awesome. I saw someone. I saw someone.
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. I don't want this. Got one. They're in there. They're in this room.
There they're in this room. Yeah, yo, what happened to my game?
Got him got him got him. Okay. There's another one. There's another one on site
Nice to get to
You learn shit. Just a line back now. Okay. Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Okay, they have they have um they have um the fuser they have the fuser they have the fuser
Got him got him got him okay, okay, okay now much much much much. You're drunk. Yeah, I do I do I do
Okay, they have the fuser here. I'm not I'm gonna show me show me show me
I should careful with the careful with our flank careful with our flank. You're good
You're good. You're good with the fuser. You're good with the fuser. I need you to grab the fuser like
I'm gonna grab it. Yeah go
Got it. I got it. I'm gonna go back to you
Hold on I heard the nitrous though
No
Okay, I'm sorry. Oh, he's on he's on a site. He's on a site right here
Boys close
Holy shit
Last one's outside last one's outside. I'll be sorry on a on a
What the fuck
Okay, okay, he might be no, no, no, okay. He might be coming from this main door or the door on your right
I
Get right here
Oh me no, no, no, no, you're good. Oh my god
Yeah, fuck up, bro
Let me play my fucking game, bro. I do this it now. We're good. We're good. All right. Listen. All right
You guys swear I was pinging. Was I not pinging?
I saw I thought I was pinging my bad, bro
My bad. I just gotta learn the game a little bit, bro. That's it man
Bad bad. Don't could be bro. Don't could be used to be my name. Yeah
Let's try better comes that's on me that's on me. I was in the zone. I was getting kills and shit
Wait, we're not bad to it
Bro, this is gonna be fire we're gonna be chillin. We're gonna be fucking big
I want to go somebody
Oh, you go lesion you go lesion
I'm gonna go Valkyrie
But I've made a main lesion
Arky's dog is the the you we're not getting
I swear we're not I swear Arky had a what you call it
Arky got a hopper the guy tonight in practice dog Arky had a R6 arc not even jumping actually
got loves all the Asian characters boa but the camera right
that's crazy apparently listen Juan that is moms
yeah man I'm gonna go Juan fuck Juan what did Juan do
Yeah, he just didn't get home protected.
Not really.
Probably his wife and shit, huh?
Okay, he gets these niggas don't fuck with me.
I just killed the fucking car, that shit's crazy.
Yeah, no, it just nuked up me.
I don't know, what does my G do?
What is this? He just killed a drone and shit?
The fuck kind of camera is this I bet look at this one though
Christian
All right, let's win bro, I'm gonna be careful to my camera
I see a little fucking pipsqueak.
I see a little pipsqueak drone.
Uh-oh!
This is a beautiful camera.
Nobody notices this one.
The advice on four has located a bomb.
We got a drone right here.
Wait, how do you pee?
Oh, zee.
Oh, what the?
Red pee, you crumbs.
But I don't know how to fucking, I don't know.
One right here?
101P?
OK.
I
That's outside
How how how did it get my most hidden cam they literally got my OP camera, bro
Yeah, be careful with hatch okay
I
Have a glass never glass never glass slag is the same
You know buddy
I'm not gonna get lied to operators, they have to be shot in the nose.
Coss?
Scanning, scanning, scanning on site, scanning on site, scanning on site.
Scanning both on site, scanning both on site.
Wait, I'm literally looking at him bro, what am I doing man?
How did my team just...
Look at this Legion, what an idiot bro.
Legion is a stupid fuck.
Get leave it a fucking mother. What this guy's oh and for you. Oh
My god, bro, is it full time or is it shoot time? I'm a ballish
to
Go up go down down down
They bet my name did their ass no no
Oh, no fucking way, dude.
They bet my main, bro.
Mollison, bro, mollison.
Wait, is this scope good?
Yeah, the Hollow Air.
Or should I get a second power screw?
What's a good operator, bro?
I need somebody that could put in work while also
helping to see maybe a CapCat boys?
No, no saying.
OK, it's good.
All right, bet.
A zombie?
A zombie's nice.
A rune?
Hollow Air B?
All right, bet, bet, bet.
Whoa, who?
I used to main a zombie.
I used to main her.
Yeah, she has the same gun as Capcan.
I'm not a lie.
I'm feeling good, bro.
My sense is good.
Everything's good.
Aruni, Aruni, Aruni's thing is good.
Quit red pinging, but the thing is I don't have to red ping
to learn to map, bro.
I don't know what to map.
If you keep farting, you're going to lose your five
Fimo viewers.
Listen, I'm very inclusive on this side of Twitch, bro.
Oh my god, I thought I was Capcan.
I thought I was Capcan, bro.
I'm a dumbass
I'm a dumbass I thought I was camp camp boys, sorry
You know there's characters you know there's more characters than Asian women in this game brother
This is the first Asian woman I've played bro. That's crazy
Can you get...
5 seconds left.
Drone fucking down.
Yo, Jay, give it a 30!
Get ready for hot flashes.
Are these guys gonna be losers and fucking drown, bro?
I'm already known.
Oh, wait.
Oh, shit, my bad, bro.
What's that noise?
Sit the fuck down.
I
Don't move don't move this is gonna mark you dude. I have to recognize
What is my teammate doing bro?
Fucking stuck man, I'm stuck.
Fucking stuck bro.
I got my
No, I'm a little fucking like bro, what's happening?
Bro
Vinnie, yo Vinnie was good, bro. I see Vinnie at equal nice this morning, bro
That's really my twin in the chat
I
So we're in copper no, I'm not copper game
Jinx he just hit up bar I in the group chat. What a guy. What a guy right there. So
How do you think we feel
It depends what team we play first of all me completely honest
Vinnie let's work out bro, let's hit chest tomorrow
Man go early. I feel like I had more with a really they banned lesion. Wow
What if they ban lesion? I go post I go post or smoke or a cap can I
Like I like smoke
You got tomorrow tomorrow pull up
9 a.m. I'm there man. Oh
Fucking crumb bandit. What the fuck is bandit?
I'm gonna text you Vinnie
You versus Ron Lacey and Marlon. I don't think that's them. I don't think that's the match-ups for real not yet
No, it's not it's not it's not all right. No, he just made the teams. Why did you react that way when you seen that me and
where your team you reacted like these screams you're like ah well judging by
the other teams I thought we were the worst ones but we weren't we actually
not the worst one actually one of the best stuff what I think we're up there
what's banded to the oh this is like or maybe I should take out wait I should
maybe use my Arunis and take out like oh I don't think I can use my Arunis, but I
shouldn't take out a whole re-installed walls.
Oh walls.
Holy shit bro.
Oh my god bro.
There's a fucking drone bro.
Ow!
Oh
Okay, our last our last
Our last mistake was locking us down and I should have never hopped on fucking
Bro bandit, this is a several fucking
I
Bro, what is this this guy's church that be I can't even clearly tell he's just like you can just
I don't know what I'm doing on this character
metal wall
He's like
I
Know crayon enjoy your oh
They're going through restroom restroom. Yeah. Yeah, I see him
And they also have a glass
That's that game sense
Who walked in walked in
He means upstairs one time. Yeah, bro. What mic are you using?
I
Think it's going to most fun. This is pure aim right here on your side. Oh
My god, I
Can't see open your eyes brothers
I
Is to the four we're fucking losing next that came point. Oh, no, they won bro
We're your flash how do I turn my stock?
No stuns it'd be effects. I feel like there's got to be a better way to get better this game
Well, I have a death spot on my desk to keep a lead up
We are you ready to play?
We are ready to play. Yeah, let's play it.
Can we play like specific maps?
Or training? We can play training.
No, no, that's a trap.
Get a coach. Yeah, bro. Let me just call you a fucking coach, man.
Dude, customers?
We're three aspects.
I'm on 60 Hertz, by the way.
I'm gonna stay on 60 Hertz, bro.
Wait, 1v1, 1v1, come on.
Okay, I think we're...
Where custom go custom
How do I like or how do I set that up? Oh
play
What you just we have to leave that game? Oh
What the fuck just happened? Oh, yeah, okay, you invite me I
Just why stay on 60 Hertz because every time I tap on my screen goes black and that's just annoying
I'm in the fucking tutorial dude
I don't need the tutorial. I think I have pretty decent aim. I just need to learn map knowledge and
and character with the characters too.
But I just need some shit to jar my memory as well.
Where's 4-3?
Where's 4-3?
Where's the aspect?
Where is that?
You guys are telling me to change,
but I don't know where to change that shit.
Oh.
Sometimes I don't think before I...
Oh yeah, bro.
Oh yes, sir!
Yes sir, where are you, boy?
No, no, no.
Niggas are gonna be too good, uh.
Composure?
I'm on the game
Yeah, bro, I'm on some different sure Anna caught a stretch rest. I hate going in the water and doing outdoor activities
Only only better only attack from the bedroom
I
Didn't know you what you said
That we won't be one on Oregon, and then we just only could attack a bedroom
Okay, I
Feel like it's gonna be the main map is better. No, yeah
That's the map. I know
All right, you invited me let me let you I don't know how to set it up though
It's easy. I've added you. Yeah, I've added you. Are you should invite me?
You mean by you?
Yeah, you should invite me
Yeah, I need an organ. No, no, I used to play organ a lot when I used to play this game
I'm level 200 like I I remember some of it, but my body do
Why are you saying four three is that what's my settings, baby?
Shackling up for three no aspect ratio
Yes, and arc you
what the fuck what the fuck it's like
strikes res you sure this is copy it's
better okay let me try it out I'll try it
up okay how do I set this up custom
game laser sleeper unavailable in squad
create new playlist um what is it
bedroom I know Oregon to you yeah bro Oregon everybody used to play back in
the day I know Oregon yeah Oregon bro lays chill bruh
HUD settings change settings number of rounds how many rounds as many as we
need bro there as like four five six
apparently you're on an hour so like we got an hour like no no we got like
30 minutes though because you got to get ready and some of six seven wow
cool transfer in this is a nice guy let's do six this is seven and then I'm
an ABG and I knew you before he became big you wanted what are you reading
sometimes Roger be reading shit like cats bro game old bomb do I need to do
anything else I feel like this is fine
What's your FLV? Maxed. Should I drop it down?
Fuck, bro, I've never done this before. Can you locate match?
Get on 85, okay.
Why does it say three matches?
There's no difference, it seems like.
normal match settings around seven yes you did ladies save play this oh there
we go all right thank you such
You get held bro, what am I supposed to do?
So I click this
Create as a player
There we fucking go. I'm a beast
So we can tell everybody yeah, we can tell everybody
Go ahead and tell everybody. I'm the man. I'm the man. I'm the man
All right, let's go are you in or no, let's run it this one. I'm in I'm in I'm in okay match options
Let's see
Oh begin
Look what happens when I tap out all right here we go, man. It's got to get some practice in before this tourney
I
Let's run it
Did you actually did it?
All right, I'm gonna go only only kids dorms right only kids dorms in the kids in the kids
I
This is some different shit. I don't stress. Whoa. I remember this I remember this man
I
This is calm. Oh my god, this is fire
All right, I thought lesion had an impact grenade this is my litch
It's over for you buddy
five seconds. Can I join? I'll do the predictions.
You found the bomb. Make your way to the location. Oh my stretch.
Where is, wait, I can feel it. I can feel myself. Oh my god.
If we run Oregon every single time we win bro, I'm not gonna lie. This is the best
map. Oh, it's just like built in.
What is that I literally killed him oh my god, how does that trade?
Oh my god, what is that good trace good trace good trace good trace
oh wait what I can't even click anything who's a good who's a good one okay wait are you
playing lesion huh are you gonna be playing lesion tomorrow on defense I feel like bro can
I get lesion no no no no you can get lesion you know why you're not playing why you're
not playing your character oh cuz I was sweating and I wanted to beat you oh my god man I'm
I'm not gonna lose Jason, bro.
All right, it's gonna be a big game.
I feel like we're the same, bro.
Sunday, yes, I know Sunday, yes, I know Sunday, yes.
See if I can make this jump.
Nice.
Okay.
Keep saying it long.
Got seconds to insertion.
Where's that fucking dick of your own, bro?
Five seconds to insertion.
Rinkety, pinkety, zero.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's none.
Bottle locations are secure.
Damn, bro, this is co-
I'm not even playing this shit off-screen, bro.
What the fuck?
of
I should get it. Try it. I'm gonna actually go try it.
Kids Dorms? Okay, I'm gonna go...
Who would I play?
I don't know. Do I play... Do I play Ying?
Do I play Ying?
I'm looking at Rooney.
I feel like I play Ying, bro, in the 2... in the 3v3.
We're in the Lucy.
No, not Mira. No, no, no, not Mira.
You know lying lion's the one with the fire, right? You're gonna help you. Yeah, I think you can flash is right
Honestly, this is good for me just to learn a map and just get my aim back before
It's been a minute. I've been since I've been on the game
What characters are Arke gonna play?
I don't know.
I think he used to main Nira.
Okay.
Dr. Rook I think.
I think that's what he used to play.
I'll get back.
I
Wait, oh my god, you can shoot. Okay. Okay. Oh, this is good. I'm learning about I'm learning to shock
You can you can shock in there. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm learning. I'm learning. I'm learning bro
I'm learning. I'm learning bro
Frost frost on defense is is is is me I got frost I got frost
That's my biggest issue just chill just chill just chapter. Oh my god
We stun grenade just because I need to push in or seconds are going down
Balish bro. Oh my god
Wait frost is ass against good players way. So who's somebody like frost as decent
Nobody said anything. Yeah
Or in a way better English meta way who what what does storm do what is thorn do?
But it's actually good that you were warm enough now bro like not a lot of telling you I think the only person I've seen
practice is fucking
Sina
But since there'll be a liability either way
Wait, what is on the search up on YouTube on my phone with the story dude, bro
I want to wait. I don't want to get first round it because then we don't have no content on the whole day
Who else practice no one else practice
store now there's a down a five-second wait this for thorn finally getting
buffed squishy squishy however she's still not amazing okay well varsity
gaming all right all the loud ass things that fly at you yeah bro new
players especially me or like coming back players aren't gonna know what like
what to do when that shit comes through bro
wrong practicing but no one else are wrong team is practicing
What the... what the... hello?
My game like... froze!
What's wrong with my game?
My PC, like, died!
I
I'm so confused you can plant there
All right, I'm not gonna lie. I'm so fucking confused, bro
it's good though this is good to get out the way get out of that get it out of the
way wait what it's only the four okay okay I'm on the way that was my that was
my you're right you're normal let me be
bro chill chill it's not over I'm literally relearning everything I'm
I'm literally re-learning everything.
Uhhh...
I'm learning everything!
Holy shit, bro.
I forgot you can play it there.
Bro, this chat! Oh my god, bro.
Like, god forbid I try to learn a game on stream.
I
Bro, hopefully we don't play somebody crazy like we're not even crazy
But I got a locked door. No never mind. You got it. No one is saying anything Davis. I'm gonna fucking find you
You have her
I'm gonna play with you go up go down down down
oh hell no not this gun oh wait that gun wait shotgun or no shotgun or no please oh well
Oh, okay, now apparently this guy I'm about to fuck on you right now apparently
Maybe it's the 43 maybe that's just throwing me up now. It's gotta be used to it for that's
drone is located above I got thorn I got
thorn now he's torn you're just deaf not
deaf man I'm just confused where you
plant and where you can't plant but now
I know five seconds wait what does it
not open a bigger wall
I think you're way too application to defuse it.
We're gonna need to do a lot of fakes, a lot of... a lot of fakes, a lot of... all that shit man.
Oh, don't stack... ah!
Oh my god!
Now's what I'm gonna be doing all year in the game!
I'm learning the fucking game.
using my audio cube right now.
You can look to get at games, thanks man.
I don't know what that item is bro.
I don't know what that item is.
I don't know what the fuck is that.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that bro?
I don't know I just learned.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
I'm thorn.
I'm not going to use thorn in the tournament, bro.
Alright, alright, so thorn, apparently, okay, that's what thorn does, okay?
Yeah, that's like an explosion.
Okay, yeah, alright.
And you gotta run away from it.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
I cure the air.
Very good, very good.
Okay, understood, understood, understood.
Understood, understood.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Still learning.
Hey, there you go.
Thank you, thank you.
You're still learning, bro.
You're still learning.
You're good.
Big blinking red.
It's okay, I'm learning.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Wait, is there only one way we can attack or not?
Like, should I only attack a window?
Or is it the matter?
No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I'm also only 21, right?
I'm literally only 21.
I'm only 21.
Are you attacking?
How do I train my feet?
Five seconds.
I'm not feeling it.
I'm literally on the top four attempting to abuse your mom
I'm only 21 like I forbid I try to learn again
Oh my god man, Rick Hulker trust me sometimes, he's like questionable.
Lights on and the people watching.
I'll make like a little money. I'll make like a little money. I'll make like five books.
Fuck a lot of sleep.
I'm hearing everything, bro.
Oh my god, and if I ran a thermite, that'd be perfect place.
The
top four is located above, you know what to do.
Oh my god!
It's over!
Nice!
to the nice
the money money money money money money
I'm a like I'm a like I'm learning I'm learning I'm learning I'm learning
to me break this is good practice
good practice wait we shouldn't even be showing is because then Jinx is gonna
put us against the top of the top that's what he did last time
Like me argue we're practicing on the street and you put us against fucking him and fucking Joe Park
They both have game sense
This is good practice for me. This is good practice
Yeah, which bro literally I'm learning the game
He's only learning you're a bully get a job
I'm aiming at the floor bro cuz there's a fucking drone
Oh wait
Five seconds to go
All to walk oh you can walk in this game the cops
What you kill where you go on all to walk bro. I didn't know that
oh my god, you're done for this
bro, how am I supposed to know that fucking bullshit for something?
The fuck am I supposed to do differently, man?
I know pre-fire boys
So that knew he knew where I was had to pre-fire there is either one or lose there
You know saying because he has me you know I'm saying
Wait, I want to try something I this might fuck up my whole thing, but I just want to try something different
Just just just hear me out just hear me out boys just hear me out
Bro, I'm not gonna lie bro. You are pretty good man. You're pretty good. You're pretty good.
Bro, we're pretty good. We're a team, bro.
Secure the area. Keep the bomb protected.
Bro, Yuki's pretty good, man. He knows what he's doing. He's good.
Asian women, Chibi Charm, you too tough.
Lie bro, what's up with you bro? What's up with you bro?
I'm literally learning, I'm literally learning.
I'm learning right now.
I'm so really nice to see you guys.
Johnny, tell us how to destroy it.
Down to five seconds.
What's going on, man?
Bomb locations are secure.
Every time he does that
Every time he does that
I have a death spot on my fucking shirt. I should do this wall
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here.
Hold on.
Oh my god, I'm done with this.
five different angles
I don't hate that. I don't hate that. It's not a bad play. I don't I don't hate that though. It's just it's unfortunate
That's just unfortunate that died there, but that's not bad though
You should have walked yet, but he would have heard me because of the goop
So I jumped in I break the goop because it's nice to hear me regardless. So you know me
He plays his shit and rotates. Oh, okay, you're louder when crouch wait that ass so I shouldn't crouch
You don't got a crouching swing. Oh, I could just go like this. Oh, I'm done. That's my issue.
Crouch is nice. Okay.
Madness!
You can't crouch as an auto time. Okay, slow walk if you need to.
Alright, alright, alright.
But if I crouch, I'm a smaller body to hit, no?
I
Only using operates from your own country challenge first time batter your band I gather
Oh, I'm trying something different. I want to experiment because if you keep doing the same same old same old people
I'm just obviously doing
I feel like there's not much to do on this
I mean, that's just cringe, that was just cringe, I mean, that was just stupid of me,
I'll be honest, that was just, that was literally just stupid of me, that was just stupid.
Wait, no, I was confused a minute, that was literally just stupid of me.
I literally, yeah, I have a drone and everything yet that I was literally just stupid
What other maps you think will be playing I feel like this is gonna be a good map so what do we learn?
We learn to use drone
Okay, wait, I know what lesion and ying do
Uh
Just saying chalet chalet garage maybe or clubhouse. Yeah, I don't know clubhouse
Cafe wait wearing cafe the bakery
Oh
Top that asshole for night. No, no, no, no, no, no, by right
Wait, thorn is good, bro
Oh custom game create online create new playlist
Which one clubhouse
play ranked together should we play ranked or keep practicing I don't think
one of you wants do much if I'm being honest this is a match yeah cuz I don't
cuz like one of you ones are a different game okay wait you invite me or
I'm at you but you're bro you're good like when you killed me you have good
aim you have the rain good aim bro are ranked I don't think I don't think we
have ranked we got ranked oh my god my feet are so asshy they're like orange
wait I'm playing ranked we have ranked oh you put it oh put it put it put it I
just I just I've aimed but you're right no game sense bro no game sense I just
are so ass you look orange like you know more than a two normal it's learning
yeah I'm learning right now chat oh my god we got clubhouse clubhouse yeah I
picked it let's well we're church on it's probably gonna be church if I'm
being honest why is it just me you oh fuck bro you're actually a dunderhead
bro return a menu bro oh my god you invite me I don't know how to start
this shit bro you're quite right bro I just I just close my game bro what the
fuck man oh my god bro I'm right like this this this their menu is not user
friendly it's not user friendly yeah it's normal friendly not idiot friendly
it's not user friendly brother friendly it's not user friendly bro I don't like it
I don't like it the underhand bro chase them to fog it there what is peakers
they want to see me yeah that's okay today I'm gonna explain what it is and
how you can use it to rank up now the concept of this is pretty simple whoever
You're always have the advantage the whole swing or be swung trend is
Okay, because of an inch I look you need a thorns kid
So
Get me out of that
Here's a question I get all the time from your players.
Why do we sometimes make rotate holes for sight that you vault through, and sometimes
you make rotate holes that you crouch walk through?
Or then even sometimes why do we make some holes where you can actually walk through
them?
So there's a couple different reasons.
Something like this where it's a vault hole can have two specific reasons.
as a defender if you're going to be using a nitrosome or a smoke cancer or...
Fuck man, holy shit, yeah.
This is a lot of information.
Say happy birthday to Paige!
Hey Paige!
Paige, what you doing for your birthday?
Happy birthday!
Where's Stormard?
Bum bum bum!
Oh right here.
I lost under a bird.
I did not find I did not find thorn whatsoever game
All right here founder hold on
All right, invite me invite me. Let's go
You have the you have the oh all the reason I was playing better is cuz I had I'm doing stretch rest now
What the fuck what?
Was my
I
Didn't even take a fool edible, and I'm geeking I love this feeling
Holy fucking shit, bro
By some operators I feel I should just practice yin and lesion yin and lesion
Who is this I'm on for three already chat. Let's switch
These two are twitch
This is about great. Wait, we don't wrench. We don't break no apparently not wait. Why I'm a little 40
What right are you or what? What are you?
I'm level 196. Why and we can't play ranked
I don't know why hey, yo, yo, yo, just got out of work smoke the cigarette. Let's play some games
I need a variety. Okay. I mean, I'm pretty good at smoke to or pulse your home. They were the five gifted
I
Yeen gonna have a 90% ban rate you do so
Well, I'm thinking I'd be fine. So just he shouldn't just learn yeen likely. It'll be bad also will blind teammates
Okay, okay
So there's somebody else you get out. I'm pretty good at polls and I know smoke as well
No, well, okay. Those are defenders brother, but like attackers attackers
I gotta see
Who's after you don't use how to use properly, but I know how to I know the iPad and you can see through walls of shit
Appreciate it. What give
He doesn't have much attackers. Oh you should buy an attacker bro
Yeah, I got about attackers the bug DMR or way no bug bug semi auto is it hits hard, bro
Only broke the n14 got all the ops. I also live in the two bear like bro. What it's just like something
Yasha target target bad people who can open reinforcements. So like thermite stuff like that
Watch bro. We look like goats right there now. We're gonna look like shitters
Like I don't know what to do in this map this map. I'm actually confused. I remember this map back in the day
I know don't could be I can play don't could be
But they might ban her yeah, I feel like she's very high ban right now
like she's always like you
She got the iPhone right and everything started ringing a shirt. Okay. I remember back in the day
I used to role play like she was calling me on some childish
You're a kid
Yeah, so you have a one week sponsor holy fuzz, bro. I already know that she's big
Next week, oh no, you leave dinner man, are you didn't mean to get
I'm taking a shower. This is the bed that Drake got a big-ass bed
Cav is also good. Yeah, but they're probably gonna all stick together so getting a
um getting a uh interrogation is gonna be weak but he's probably not gonna be
possible. Oh my god I'm Higurama Higuruma. I need a Washington J.J. cab so
bruh. Oh shit's pink. Oh my paint, two on my paint.
Oh they got a buck, they got a buck.
It's so good. I seen the hammer scene or the court scene where he's like
MWAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
Oh my god, these guys are dope.
These guys are crazy. Two shotguns.
No one's on the cans. No one's on the cans.
Well, I'm on my damn you game
Let's say let's say or not aside. I don't know where the fuck you guys are
Maybe stairs
Perhaps now this is actually the goal bro gun has no recoil
I
Want mine bro
Yeah, she has a good secondary. You should get those monitor extenders. Oh wait, I could I couldn't move it
I don't know why I did it
Oh
So it's over swing a badge. So let me know boys
But yeah, well, this guy's pretty pussy there, bro
My god
wait oh my god oh my fucking god I thought my TV was there whoa bro we got
the fucking bastard the fucking fuck holy fucking shit oh my god okay my game
sense in this game is actually really fucking bad like it really no you're
good you're good don't be too hard on yourself brother come on I dead ass like
bro to do like it's really bad you're good game don't eat you fuck me in every
game this cap not every game bro Jim's is pretty good in valor yeah yeah I just
gotta play this shit off stream I gotta do it this is this the uncanny dude
Don't ever come into my chat questioning me if I'm the uncanny dude. What does that even fucking mean brother?
Are we playing this shit off freeing girl if we played bedroom everything about bird up that would be fire that would be fire
But honestly our comp like we're playing against fucking copper players, right?
Because this is this no I'm not everybody most people most people know
maybe but then that's what they're pretty good player you wish I'm doing Batman
itself I think that's game I want to play Ron is good okay but if we get
better games wrong first barrier that's tough
Ron is pretty good down here
Riley Squishy and Zonk are by far the best team yeah I'm pretty sure they
Game says this is bro as long as we don't get first with them, then we're good
And we may be not get first wrong, but if we do
You said chalk it bro because everyone said chalk it but that's it
Is Jamie still coming brother like you must have you gotta keep that you can't just throw out an invite
Here the GC playing hell no, I do with this you just gonna destroy the whole fucking lobby
All right, there's two on my pink
Son of a bitch, how did I get through?
How did I get through bro? Oh my god
Yes, I'm the guy that be mood of the trash can
We can't resist the one that I'm oh shit
I
Enemy on me
I went and then what is running window?
My aim is not bad, but it's just I don't know the maps
to the left side of the wall.
Then one left side of the wall, but then he also has door, careful, careful, careful.
Yeah, on the left side, your left, your left, your left.
I'm going to go around and see if I can catch one.
Oh, never mind.
That's not how the map works.
Oh, boom.
Nice.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
He should be downstairs.
Should be downstairs.
Oh, he's there.
He's there.
He's there.
Oh, he's there. He's there downstairs downstairs
What's that I think
left or should I should be holding the right side right I don't know there's a good hold
I
Hope that hope that we got advantage
Beautiful boys naps bro
I'm thinking like a dumbass my dumbness is Pikachu's are right because there's a metal bar
So if they try to shoot my head, I'm just hoping it hits the metal bar instead of my head boys
That's why I was I was holding that there just kind of trying to get y'all in you know me inside in my head
I just kind of wanted to put that out there
All right, let me check a new attacker here. Why no I'm
Sorry those were cops, you know, I'm dying bro
What does nab some they've been not a best shot not a best shot
I'm not going to go.
They nursed me bro.
Naps.
Full time of friend time bro.
God forbid.
Full time of friend time dude.
Oh my god, I see it.
I'm going to go with Lucy.
Lucy's gun has too much recoil sometimes.
So they must fit us.
So they must fit us.
Start shooting mileage.
so the mask is going to start shooting bollish
yeah so again food after this no apparently jason and we need to go bollish or something
or like something he needs to be something at apm so
we'll eat later
that is the census
protect the bond
for i am starting the holy fuck a food trigger would hit for me
I'm such a big teardown.
Go up, go down, go down, go down.
Whoa, what is this site?
Level 6, base deployed.
I want to see more.
I might be forced to eat his signature stream.
Fuck.
I thought you had a fucking fufu, Mugman.
What the fuck?
That's what Redify said!
Yo, was good boys, was good boys, and you got off work, let's get to gaming.
I don't know where I put my shit by the way.
Yo, is this Jason and Yugi?
Uh oh.
No, no, no, no, no, this is rice guns and body jeep rice come in white
Damn we're going crazy man burnt peanut goop
I
Get a little gassy
Got a buck. Oh my god, I guess make it sound good
nice this guy just used the thumbs up
oh yeah do we do yeah do we do yeah do we do yeah well I hear that's you not
seeing enough group boys we do we do
I'm hungry as fuck
Whoa
Dude I wanna get a kill
I'm fighting I'm fighting come on come on
He's over here he's over here I lied I lied I lied
I
Stop crouching but stay standing, please. Yeah, bro. You could be a lot nicer if you want to like help me
Like damn, bro
What's that no friend, I'm wondering how good friend rare is
He's good. Yeah, I walked into a site one time and everything started getting smoky
Okay, so instead of ying who should I play I have glass Hibana oh
Hibana is this ledge sledge. I do have sledge. I do know how to play sledge
Yeah, I feel like sledge is a good one
Sledge is the one I started with like there at the very beginning lion
Who lion would be nice a lion lion before we push in
I'm pretty good sledge
Line is good. He get he does scan and infos
Okay
No one bands yin why someone told me to have been he's gonna get permaband
Whoa, we gotta get our own bad boys
Lion way better. Okay lion lion
Is lion the one with a flamethrower
No, lion is the one that scans okay, I can be info guy there
Like so what oh fuck am I out man?
Am I worse worse comes worse I'll play on an Indian gaming cafe Arky stop
No way he's not home, bro. I
Don't really
Arky come on bro. Who your main car your maids car your maids car your maids so we know what we rockin we heart
Oh, I think they're yeah, they're they're in the room we were in
I can say his name is lion's when
I could be a sledge
Sledge yin player
Bro shout-out Morocco by the way, she went to shout-out Morocco
Wait, you can't stream with Pokemon?
She said they booked their flights
and we booked our flights.
What you call this?
You literally go, bro.
Like we.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go, there we go.
They're like wee.
I'm gonna drop the.
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
oh she ran away I'm done
you must recover the diffuser
ah shit bro
im up! nooo
get up! get up! right here! there's a kill right here!
there's a kill right here! guys if you want a free kill there's a kill right here!
I
Know game
She's down. What does that do?
I'm kidding
Nope, I'm kidding. He earned it walk through these lasers
It's gonna go out once you get a little close
All it does is take your thingy
Donate
You see now you're good. Now you're good
Fuck oh fuck. I fucked up. I fucked up really bad. I fucked up really bad. I did not mean to do that
I did not mean to do that
Oh fuck
Oh
You're my bad, bro, I didn't mean to kill you fuck up
Just enjoy the backpack enjoy the backpack
Trash that niggas
Just a bit that's not big he's actually trash hope
Without your LG game
Yeah, that's that's that's that's you
I'm feeling way more confident bro literally one day of no bro already feeling way better
That's it. It's on the eighth, right? It's on the eighth. It's on the eighth. Yeah, we literally have mad days to prepare to
What? I'm gonna be playing this at Offstream as well
Yeah, well, yeah, I don't believe that but hey, I see what I should
Whatever you say, brother. Whatever you say, brother. I
Buddy, yeah, buddy. Yeah, I'll tell you later
Nice nice nice nice
I
Bro
Val
Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. I
Do want to host that fucking about turn you go. Yeah, that's gonna happen on the 16th. It's gonna be fire. Hey chat
Hey chat, they'll be fucking stream today
I appreciate y'all for watching. I'm mad for the day. Yo tomorrow
Oh
Let me ask you
Actually what time are we doing?
Time tomorrow
I'm not supposed to be gaming yet. Oh
Everyone's in a call. Should I join them?
No, no, no, no
Reach chat 1 p.m. Tomorrow. They've made that I
might wait
Are they in a game they're in the golf game are they already in it?
One VM tomorrow in the Maybach. We're not doing the Maybach also. We're not doing 1 p.m.
Wait what time?
And why no Maybach bro imagine trying to talk trans inside of a make back in a Maybach. Let's do
you.
3pm. Why no Maybach? Because I need to drive. I need to be the driver.
I can get a driver.
I can get a driver? No, I don't move like that.
What?
I'm casual.
What's up, bro? How is she supposed to?
Wait. We don't need a cameraman either.
What?
Because we're just going to like...
No.
You know.
No, we need...
I have to protect it too. She wants phone and essay.
We just take out the phone and then we go to the place and then we bring the phone back in.
So so the car and then we go to the next place, you know
No cameraman
What do we even do
Just listen to her bro, what John doesn't take fucking days off are you fucking kidding me?
I'm just gonna text you Brad
No cameraman. We don't need one. It's a casual. What is cutie want Jason to go cameraman hungry
because I don't like getting kicked out of places and I don't have any perms to film
any of these places. We won't get kicked out. Trust. We won't get kicked out, trust. I know,
but the cameraman doesn't even need to like half the time we're in the car. Have you ever seen
my trying to talk trends in LA streams? They're very, very casual. Very casual. Very casual.
Good to know.
Okay, I was like,
there's that.
Hi, YouTube.
All right, bro, I'm afraid I'm sorry fucking I was thinking of a camera mountain and maybe I and then John can run and get the stuff
And bring the car that's nabs bro
That's nabs or or we can bring the joy to and me me and Q just walk in and go get it
And then go back into the Maybach and eat in the back of a bag bro. I feel like that's good
That's fire, you know and then John's there for backup
Yo John you're not taking the day off tomorrow, buddy
I did that once.
I should kill that.
That's good.
I mean, if you need me, just let me know.
No, I'm just kidding.
If you want me to follow you around,
I don't have some shit in there.
No, no, no.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, just text me.
Yeah.
Yeah, what you better do?
I'm about to go work on some shit, man.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Bye, bro.
Bye, bro.
I'm gonna make you home.
Alright man, hey chap. Tomorrow, cutie stream.
Falling day
We're not doing Marlon Sunday made back anymore because I had to do something early in winter, but we got r6 training
And then at night we got to do something for a woman then
Do the music
I'll never do it, I'll apologize for everything
you
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