jasontheween
🔴WE HERE🔴NO STRESS🔴EPICNESS🔴ALOT OF CONTENT🔴CATCHING UP🔴BACK FROM HIBERNATION🔴
03-14-2026 · 7h 43m
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Come on man. You should muster as bro chill. No, I'm sure I'm looking
I'm gonna lie, bro. I might I might need to start taking more breaks man. I'm looking sexy
Oh
Man me I'm Marlin glowed up facts balding chill out
Anyways, how are y'all doing bro? Dude, it's been so long. It's been what five days your boy
I had to go to work, bro. Okay, um, so me if you know, you know if you know, you know
All right, your boy had to go to work for a week. Okay, but we're back
I mean this this counts as work too, but we got mad content that yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, bro
It's gone for a week. Your boy was working from 7 a.m. All the way to 10 p.m.
Bro hardest week of my life right right behind the island, you know what I mean?
But trust me we can we can't pay any
Woz update woz is actually if y'all didn't know
He went to turkey. I sent woz to turkey. So when I went to work for a week
My whole team had a little vacation said for John
Because he's recording behind scenes footage
woz
You know, he didn't necessarily get a bonus for that island, you know when he was on a production team for the island
He was the head of production one for the island streams. He did not get any bonus
Alright, but, you know, I thought it'd be nice if I get him a nice little hair transplant, you know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah, come on!
NECK GOOOOOL!
WITH THE BIG FUN GITNIT!
It's fuckin' go, dude.
Yeah, so I got Woz's hair transplant.
If somebody I might have seen the pictures in the comm,
his face is swollen up, his hair slowly growing back, like...
woes is woes is done balding all right he's ascending okay everybody's in on
the team is glowing up bro me John woes everybody on the team is glowing up
bro Lou Lou Lou me yes me there what are y'all saying when you question mark
yo Roy they were the 10 gifted Siggie now see chop bro see gonna stay chop in
in fact, Tiki Fat in Mexican.
But, yeah man, your boy, your boy on the globe,
Art Bruh, I don't know if y'all seen.
In the console I posted,
my coach's post for the soccer or football training
day one and day two.
Now she got like 10 million impressions somehow.
I'm not gonna lie Chad, bro, I'm getting good.
I'm getting kind of nice.
We're gonna look at the clips in a little bit.
We got to catch up bro, it's been a week.
What did I miss?
Did anything, anything crazy happen
when the week I didn't stream any drama
or Redify got arrested?
I did see that.
I did talk to Redify about that a little bit.
Low key drive, please run properly.
Okay, Red got arrested.
Lacey and Yana song, okay?
So it's been a week and that's what happened.
Average Burk pro peanut viewer, BAM83.
Oh yeah, we saying BAM now.
We saying BAM now.
I heard, that's the new shit, that's the new thing.
Your CSGO, oh yeah, CSGO tournament tomorrow.
That should be fire.
My Vatherment tournament,
which was supposed to be the day after.
I'm not doing that anymore.
Something came up, but we will be doing that this month.
I'm gonna try and do that this month.
Also, I will be going to New York again.
I have to go on the night of the 19th
because I gotta do some shit out in New York on the 20th.
So I'm gonna stay a couple more days.
We'll get some New York streams out there.
I got some shit locked in with wisdom.
Got, I wanna do some shit with the Haas sisters.
maybe
Fathom um
Fathom said he might be out there. He said he'll let me know
Bro, so we got some good streams out there
YBG why was he's in Florida bro? Why she's in Florida? Um, but speaking of Florida in Miami
I
Don't know if I could do that anymore. Oh, yes
They got something going on the 31st, but I might have to do it earlier. Um, I don't know yet though
I don't know. I gotta talk to them about it. I still want to do like a spring break trip
You know what I'm saying chat? They're down to do it
But just earlier in the month or at least that's what redify told me
But but yeah, so everything is canceled. No everything is
Shifted nothing canceled. All right. I'm working on it. All right. I'm working on it. Okay
Jsinko baby shower. Yes, I will be going to that. I did get invited
Shad of the J. Cinco your boy is going to J. Cinco's baby shower. I gotta get him baby shower gifts, bro
Gotta get him diapers. Maybe give him some of the debate the toddler the baby some Jordans or something
Like or some shoes some nice Nike a little baby Nike tech or some shit
Like yeah, we got to do that. We got we got a good shit this month
Maybe some chrome maybe by the baby some chrome or what? Oh, it's a girl. Oh shit shit shit
I'm tripping. I'm tripping. I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know
How I know I didn't know I didn't know
How am I supposed to know?
Because what yo, okay, yo y'all got a chill
Alright bro, let's see what let's see first link. I'm a click. Let's see what this is. I
Got through the workout clips. What is this fucking guy bear of course?
Of course, that's the first clip man
I'm trying to catch up
On the streamer news and there's absolutely and that's the first fucking video like
It's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day today.
Five.
Hold on.
One second, check.
Simon Tweet? Yeah, now we're gonna look at it.
Why y'all saying GGs?
Bro, every time I'm on a phone it's not GGs.
Ooh!
She and me saying, if ever so, reveal that they kicked Nina Lin from their constant group O3
because she was too stubborn to accept her raw doings such as SAing an individual and shoplifting.
It has always, they always had to be her way.
You're trying to hold a friend accountable.
Um, so last October, there was a lot of instances that happened with our group member, Nina.
There was a lot of clips that came out that we just couldn't-
SHIT ME!
SHIT ME SAKE!
And it was so.
Yo, it just works still, like, is O3 still a thing?
I heard FanFan not part of it anymore, bro, it's just the bros now, like, what's
going on?
In a line with, as a group.
Hey, God, where's Romina?
Hey!
I'm a free agent now!
Let me know if y'all want me to join 03, man.
Because of that, we took a very intentional break
from the channel to figure those things out
as a group behind the scenes.
As the months unfolded,
we just couldn't come to an agreement
as far as an agreement and values and what we stand for.
Therefore, we and Nina have part of ways.
I wish the best for her.
We don't want to go too much into detail.
We just don't see eye to eye.
Don't get me wrong, from the beginning to when we had Nina in the videos, there were
countless, countless videos and memories that we all made together.
I don't want to discount any of that.
I mean, ultimately, I think at the end of the day, it's just like our values don't align.
Yeah.
And to make a group work, you have to see, I don't know those things.
Yeah.
Edward, input, Edward.
Edward.
Yeah.
Bruh, Edward got no, bro, Edward said three words and it was all yeah.
We've really tried to make these works.
Like the two, three months that you guys have not seen.
This isn't the most serious I've seen Edward ever in my life.
Videos is us talking to her behind the scenes, like, hey, like, you know, Nina, you, somebody,
Nina, you shopped with it, can we tone it down?
All of that, just like, one in one ear out the other.
You know, one of the things that made it hard for us to continue as a group where it always was to be her way.
She's going to obviously argue the other and be like, no, that's not true.
but there was something that I thought was wrong
and was of value, like, hey, maybe it's not okay to do
that to a mom who's out in the salon or whatever.
Maybe it's not okay to do that at Target.
Maybe it's not okay to do that to a taxi driver.
There's a lot of things that weren't okay
and they're always good when I'm a dude with me.
Time and time again, like, hey,
we are trying to hold what we thought was a friend,
a caliber, and that friend says we're not being friends
because we're trying to hold them accountable.
The one thing that I emphasized was when you're part of a group, you do have to understand
that whatever you do, it goes on to the group that you would never.
Hey man, I behold them wrong, accountable for shit, I behold them to death, accountable
for shit, they behold me, accountable for shit, I behold them, silky accountable for
shit, they behold me, bro, as a group, you gotta come together, hold each other accountable.
And sometimes, you're not always right man, and selfish people in a group would
Never work out and in fact I cap I guess you do like what are y'all talking about man cap? You have no back walk
Yeah, but yeah, I guess I guess y'all know the behind-the-scenes silky on time on time silky select
I mean some people bro, you know, no, I'm gonna be honest with y'all both silky has gotten better fact
silky has gotten a better and
You know why he's gotten better because he hold on. I'm getting a buck
I'm gonna change that
Yo grip I'm live right now. Everything okay?
Okay
Missed flights
Hey, I'm not gonna lie
Now missing a flight that I landed I should look you did piss me off, but he apologized to me
I don't hold grudges, but but he has gone better perfect. He has got there. Yo, yo, sir
I give it a five, give the...
And serious.
We're aware that people will spread rumors and try to switch narratives and all that.
But this is the last time that we're going to adjust this.
As little back and forth as possible, for our mental health, for our peace of mind, technically
it's really an issue to deal with, but you guys have been with us for so long.
It sucks to be honest, because it's like only one voice gets heard and just because
it's one voice doesn't mean it's the right voice.
just because it's one voice doesn't mean it's the white voice or dynamic for so
long and it's just all of a sudden I think it's a very like relatable issue
it's a very humid day when you just realize that you're your values still
line up you know sometimes people just aren't friends anymore that's part of
life and people move on and that's it.
What are you gonna keep it pushing?
And you guys might be seeing some familiar faces
on the channel.
I look forward.
I have an announcement check.
I'm gay.
Do some new content soon.
The YBG effect.
Damn, Nina Beepville with YBG ruined everything.
Ruined everything for her.
I'm just kidding.
Archie really pressed someone after they complimented Bonnie and claimed that she was his girlfriend to get them to leave.
We look like bomb boobs.
I look good.
Thank you.
She looks good.
She looks what?
Archie!
What's going through Archie's mom right now?
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck did you just say?
Cameras off, Archie smacking the shit out of this dude with a fucking fedora.
Did you go first?
Yeah.
Damn it, bro.
No, man.
You go first, you gotta be careful with shit.
You gotta chill, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bye, baby.
Yo, him, man.
Yo, he's him.
He's him.
I like that, man.
Yo, did he just claim it?
Is this bro, did he?
Wait, did he just claim it?
What?
Did he really just claim it?
You're gonna have to say no first to be the answer
She's gonna have to call the cops
Well, don't leave me no dumb shit. Don't never leave me a fucking killer clip ever, you know, what the fuck was that?
Sidemen, let's look at this
Barkey is real. Well, Barkey's been real
Barkey's been real
Jack, what do y'all think R.K. and Bonnie are doing off stream in Thailand together?
Welcome to the first Simon charity match draft.
I can't get last pick.
If I'm last pick, I'm killing myself.
Yeah, I think I'm last picker or not chat
If I'm like bro, I've been training I can't I can't be less Toby's live
How long we got one of course he's playing rain dance
No, yo, please don't last pick me is all I asked to be
One did the same shit
Jason I had a weird Jason in the cup
She me she me yeah, how are you doing?
Said little bro. Yo, please don't last pick me is all I asked Toby
Again, I say the same thing to you that I said to a run. I
am not in charge of
Choosing people, you know, I just what I will do for you as I'll go and have a chat with the team
And
You do not want to be last pick you don't
Jason with a two-month resub chat, you know what to do. Let me see some top sub in the chat
Appreciate you my boy, you know, he's definitely
That's for you to Davey what the fuck is that you stuff what I was it's I appreciate you Callum things that a bitch
Yeah, looking forward to having you back, Jase
You make sure you make sure you keep the up man. You keep the up you could have a good time at Wembley. I'll see you next month my boy. God bless
W Toby bro speaking of bro
Hey, I'm not last pig if I get picked before Ron I
I
Mean I put yeah, if I get picked after Ron and I'm gonna like what?
Bro, we were doing soccer training
and
Bro, I can't bro. I couldn't say I couldn't say this to his face because you know, we're training and practicing
Hey, he can't shoot him. He can't shoot to the fucking safest life
He can't shoot the ball world, but my shot like he did nice
I run it my shot. Well first of all y'all be saying we have an American coach
We don't know about American coach when I first walked into that pitch and I heard a British accent
I already knew I was gonna get right
He has a British accent. He's gonna get us right before the cherry match
Working all I need to work on is my passing. That's what I struggle with my shot
I'm a fucking demon. I'm like better. I'm like ballroom
from Blue Luck. That's my player type. Where's that video, man? Where's that video? Where's
that- Where's the first one? I'm not gonna lie, bro. We look- we look awkward as fuck.
fuck. And it's definitely because foot eye coordination is the hardest shit to learn after
you're like 15 years old. I'm gonna be honest like soccer, you can't go pro unless you start
at 3 years old. Why do you run like that? Why do you look like that?
They send a one with a five.
Bo, my side not even looked that bad, bro.
Bo, my side, bro, he's not bad.
not bad slow and stiff combo day one and day two so like just let it happen let
it happen because that's like a death the fuck are you wearing good
why did your fucking take top all the way to your nuts what are you wearing
new vibe I saw Lacey started dressing different oh you hear what he's on
Yeah, I didn't hear about that. You better hop on that, too.
No. No. Damn, Joe Chats.
Did we hop on Reda? Everybody's on Reda.
I don't need an African, bro. I know you should.
I think I might need an African.
No, you don't, bro. Listen, I'm not hopping on Reda.
You're not hopping on Reda. Neither of us are on that, bro.
We're hitting the gym. We're getting built.
Bro, we're explaining it.
Like, real men!
Yeah.
Real men don't go out there into the construction site
and say, damn, I'm gonna use AI to a quick and 3D print artist.
We use our bare hands
We get out there. Let me see 30 burpees right now if you're about it. I'm not doing 30 burpees
What the fuck how did we spawn it with change fat fuck
What
Three months
I'm fucking scared of it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's okay, they're gonna edit this.
No.
Whoa, whoa, hold on!
You're getting a little lean, bro!
Are you all right up?
A little bit.
What?
A little bit.
What?
A little bit.
A little bit.
You know it's impossible to crack an egg with you.
Stop!
I'm serious.
Stop!
Look, look, I swear, I'm not...
Stop! Stop!
Stop! I'm not kidding! Stop! Look!
Stop! I'm trying.
I'm dead here, sweet as hard as you can.
No, I've done this before and I cracked a fucking egg, dude.
I can throw it up.
I'll spit out the potato.
No, no, no, I can crack the egg.
I can crack the egg.
You're a fucking dog.
I've got it on my pants, dude.
Now I gotta get on your pants.
No, no, no, stop, stop.
I have to.
No, stop!
Don't be fair.
Stop!
It's dead ass.
No!
No, not on these pants.
I like these pants, but stop.
Okay, can I do like an even?
No!
Stop!
Stop!
No, you don't have any.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I should stop!
You fucking got it on me!
I didn't mean to!
You told me to get on your back!
No!
That's only fair!
No!
That's only fair!
Stop!
No!
Stop!
It's only fair!
Stop!
Bro, is he in your chair?
I'm gonna end well, alright?
I didn't mean to!
Man!
Good.
Clean it off me.
Clean it off me, bro.
Clean it off me, bro.
Alright.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yo, why'd I feel loose?
Why'd I feel loose?
I felt a little something there, bro.
You know?
You know who's?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
Here, let's do it.
One.
Stop.
Two.
Bro, you fucking ruined my pants and my t-shirt.
You ruined your pants?
I'm sorry, bro.
It looks like you just stay naked.
What the fuck, dude?
You look good.
You should just go out and have a naked.
Alright, that's good.
You're the only one here anymore, man.
Where's everybody at?
I don't know where Lace is. I don't know where Adapt is.
I don't know where Marlon is. I don't know where Silk.
Actually, I don't know where Silk is in Miami.
Dude, you know what I asked? Bro, Silk, he said he's not doing Miami this year because he's 29.
He's 30.
He's literally 30 going to Miami and going on yacht parties.
So I have an idea. I heard you're going to Miami in a month.
I'm not anymore, bro.
No?
I'm not even going to.
Why?
I might go this month, but I gotta reschedule a bunch of stuff.
Why?
Because, OSTS, they rescheduled.
They canceled on you?
They didn't cancel this, and they can't do it that day,
but they're still down to do it with it earlier than.
What do you got?
Little do-it-yourself.
I'm down.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm down.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Let's go to Miami.
I'm gonna get Jack Dory and Clav,
or a go with all of them.
Oh!
Clav said he was down to do meth with me.
Oh, God?
Yeah, we should do a meth stream.
Let's do it.
There's the only club, bro. Let's fucking was bone smash and link up with the bros man
And then maybe I can box you there out there and you can box me on oh
Could be a movie of a trip, bro. No nabs it nabs
Remember I got you changed on this video. Sorry, bro
You think you can change it hot closet you want?
Yeah, I got mass sweats and shit
Chad, who owe me a Miami shirt?
What are we thinking, nabs?
I feel like, bro, that could be a movie.
That's actually, that's actually nabs, Chad.
We could get the bros, spring break just started.
It could be a movie.
Hey, hey, hon, though.
The shit we do in Miami, I'll never tell, twin.
I'll never tell.
Wake up and tell me!
Where is the, do you know how to have shorts?
Do you have shorts?
Yes, I have shorts.
Where?
Uh, in the drawers.
Damn, bro.
Miami lit.
Hey, hey, switch to the, switch to the closet cam.
Switch closet cam, Jack.
Yep.
Oh my god, please only one specific Jordan
There you go
What do you open through here? Oh
Oh, I found something!
Oh, I found something!
I found something!
What did you find?
I found something!
What did you find?
I did not find something.
What?
Dude you were happy when I checked it out.
I didn't actually have something.
Wait let me check it out.
What did you what did you find?
What?
DUDE!
They got all my shoes.
Sorry.
What did you find?
It's not yet.
That's just...
Yeah, what's this?
Okay, uh, that's just like the leftovers.
I didn't throw, I didn't throw.
You never had a closet?
That's just the leftovers, bro.
I don't got the heart to throw shit away.
Oh, we're out of air.
I'm just kidding.
Bro, I don't throw, I don't throw shit away.
All right, well, you gotta be a changed man, bro.
Throw away everything.
Think shit's sweet no more, Lil Pop.
We have to throw away everything.
Throw away everything?
Throw away everything.
No, bro. I'll do that on my own timing, bro.
But I look kinda...
How do you do it? Do the thing. The TikTok. Do the TikTok you did.
Oh, you like that?
I was cringe.
So it was cringe?
Yeah, and all the commenters, little-ass girls, called many that had no boost.
Grown-ass woman, by the way.
Oh, really?
She said my DMs after that.
What?
Literally like 15-year-olds.
No, it wasn't.
It was probably, I would say, 70% grown woman.
30% that, you know, little girls, but I don't pay attention to little girls, bro.
How do you know?
I'm sorry, Toledad.
Don't play over here.
What's going on over there?
Anyways, anyways.
They're good for your sons?
Yeah.
You gonna borrow one?
How to borrow one?
Yo, where do you have that whole shit, huh?
Yeah.
Nah, it's too big, bro.
Alright, well, you know, I got my shorts.
What are you wearing, sir?
Why not? You know it's maybe a little closet to it?
Ooh, this one's hard, bro!
Wait, this one's hard as fuck!
Wait, this is fucking dope! Where'd you shoot this?
Where'd you shoot with this?
Um...
A while ago, bro.
This is fire!
No, no, no, where'd you shoot with this?
I was, yeah, the first streamer wars I went to.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
This is from the kid.
Yeah.
Not bad, bro.
I'm gonna wear that now.
Good choice.
This is a little Hawaii should wear this to be honest. I don't wear this you want this
I'm on that you know hold it for five. I'm on that you can bring your best friend. I don't know
This is the one right here. Hey
Hey, this is the one right here, bro. I should probably I haven't I haven't watched this
Actually gotta be low-key incriminated. It might be bro. I look weird right now look like I mean
You look like somebody's father
But I kind of look sexy like I'm not gonna lie my chat has been saying it too. I'm glowing up
It's like weird. It's cuz your hair is growing. Oh, you're not gonna haircut where that haircut shit is yeah
I'm not fucking with haircut so more bruh. I don't go get hair cut. What is that? Oh my god?
You're actually on redda. No, you've been stuck. Yo, you're actually on redda. I'm not on he's actually on redda
Wow, you're joining everybody if I actually got a redda. How quickly would I get a six-pack? I'm not gonna lie
Like no, no guapo this guy's like, bro, if you are ready, you'd have a six pack in one month
Oh, God he you would probably have one. Let me check
Here's the cake
Uh, I think what give or take two months. You'd have one one bottle
I want one one one two months six pack really if I start working out with it
Bro, what's the actual side effects though? Like no troll. Like there's gotta be something. He said I don't believe it
He said the first week
Fucking little frog noise first week you lose a little bit of sleep, but that's cuz you're just hungry well reddit apparently
How many times you take it once a day? I think once a week. That's what he told me bro. Every time I'm hanging out with bro
He's like
You look like a fucking demon.
Should I do it?
You could be a social experiment.
I lowkey might die in like a month.
I'm telling you that red as shit, like I'm telling you.
It's not FDA approved.
There's no long-term research.
In 20 years you could just have
you just go to sleep and die.
You're gonna explode. Yeah, you could die, bro.
There's no long-term research.
Not worth it then. Now, Fent.
Fent, we know that you can get a high from.
It's cheap.
At least when you do fit, you know there's risk of death.
That's like the fun part of drug use, though.
Yeah.
You know what we should do?
We should go to Philly.
Philadelphia.
Philly, yeah.
What, dude?
They have a lot of there.
A lot of fat folders.
Cheese steaks, too.
Zombie down in there.
It's zombie down there.
My area, I'm not kidding, it's in the hood.
I might go back.
We should aggravate one.
Oh, no.
They will actually run the shoe with needles.
Now I've experienced it.
Crack head before.
We can go, bro.
We can go to Philly.
What?
Yo, yeah.
Oh, good is.
Oh, you got rid of the fucking bird's nest, huh?
Yeah.
Is that a show?
You look good, bro.
I don't know what the fuck.
Did I see what I did?
Am I really sure or something?
Something's different.
I'm trying to tell you.
Put this shit off.
I'm trying to tell you, bro.
I lost weight.
I'm losing weight, bro.
And here.
And I'm also a little tan right now.
You see the difference?
I'm going to look.
Whoa, wait.
Whoa.
Wait, I'm like tan tan.
Here.
What is this?
is the Richard Billy right here and then can you put this on me oh it's a
face chain I just saw a face start making tweets again this is perfect oh
someone's getting paid yes I think he's getting paid probably
that'd be my guess I think we are too are we
no we're not you know can you put on my Richard my Richard Silly oh I don't
break it I had one of these in New York and now it's straight from the Canal
Street
under the collar fucking hell we are so back it broke it broke you broke my
My face chain what is this chrome forts? I'm not like someone gave me this for free at a festival
What about this one? Is this real? Someone gave me that for free to he said it's a real Richard Milley, so take care of that one
There's a real Richard. No, yeah, it's done. We look never seen this model. What's take them more to speak
What the fact that you?
The fact that you keep this shit. Oh, okay. Yeah
All right
Anything else? Oh, that's shoelaces, I believe.
Oh.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ah, fuck!
Fuck, I can't get up.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, bro, take your Richard Milley, and take this fucking...
Fucking bullshit.
Oh, you snapped both my fucking chains!
Bro, it's not real fucking chains, rest some G.R.D. shit.
Alright, man, so what do you got planned?
My head to the OST I was welcome. Yeah. Yeah, I'll pop out. I'll pull up if I have no content
I'm always there bro leave a whole day. I mean you shouldn't
We're going they were doing a fashion show
So heads to heads to fit maybe maybe a quit some more shit here
You look better like talked like on some like a little loose like
Hey boys, where's the fucking?
Hey boys, I must set a very bad joke. Yo, wait
You didn't see my bike, did you?
I didn't
Wait, so this is like it's different
This is like business recharge
Okay, different. I mean you're definitely captain of odd
It's an inch. Do you have any like memorabilia in here that like people will be like wall like D gloves?
Anything like too crazy that we shouldn't know about? Definitely. There's definitely rare loot in here for sure
Anything that like has like good resemblance like any like oh g lu
There's definitely my fucking god yo no cheeks Asian people just don't got cheeks man
There's something here, but I don't
Be honest, bro. Is there any like you know? Oh
Wait, this is the classic
Yeah, I'm gonna start today. You're the guy right? Yeah, that's me. Yeah, yeah
You look more asian, okay. Yeah, cuz of black hair. I was gonna say you look more asian recently
I've been I've been going in the mirror and like every morning doing this shit. Oh, yeah, just so I could get hundred hours
Cuz right now right now my LTN. I'm trying to upgrade to a HTN
Okay, yeah, that's just cool. And then maybe go to an NTN
Okay, but right now you're sub-five you need that you need to do one of these
What is this dude?
WAAAAYYYY!
What?
Why are you fucking kidding me?
He just told me to do that.
What's up?
You just told me to do that.
Was this one a stash rip too?
No, no, no, no, no.
This one's chrome.
This is chrome.
Oh.
That's a cut.
Bro.
This is chrome.
You never brought me in on chrome.
I bought you a fucking Cartier watch.
That's what I bought you.
It's not chrome.
Damn, I'm tan as fuck.
Anything else in here?
Nothing, bro.
Anything else in here?
Nothing, bro.
I hate them, bro.
Yeah, go, go, go, check it out, bro.
By the way, I don't know whose keys it is,
but I found these mine keys.
No, dumbass, that's the golf cart keys.
For real? Yes.
Well, shit, I have them, I guess.
All right, anything in here that you know?
Nah, bro. All right, NMS, free stream and everything.
Get your info.
Bro, I see people on Tiktok saying,
like, oh, he's bad.
It looks like you followed blah blah blah.
We never unfollowed each other.
Oh, I got one of my two then.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw that too, bro.
And apparently Kaleviki went so much earlier on, bro.
Oh, I saw that too. Wait, what?
There's actually three similar looking ones.
Nah, she ate it. Nah, she ate it.
Like, at very first on-dog, first on a story pass,
I actually thought,
No, I didn't know what happened.
Wait, did he?
No!
Listen, bro, I won't let that shit happen.
Yeah?
When we go to Miami, do we swine, you know?
No.
He's a great dude, I heard.
Yeah?
I heard he's a very nice man.
Hey, bro, take this character, you know?
Bro, we gotta pop out on his model.
What the fuck was that?
Did you ever do anything in his bath tub?
Wait.
What?
Barrett, it's a nice bath tub, man.
It smells brand new, what do you never use?
I'll use the bathtub.
Oh god, why would we have a bath day together?
We're both just chilling talk, like a podcast.
Oh, exactly, yeah.
Well, we'll talk, we'll talk.
We'll talk.
We mix it up completely, we actually get naked,
then we bring in the cameras, and then we do like a little test,
like, you know, see the viewers say,
I actually get naked, no.
Because we wouldn't show that anyways.
That's like the fun part, it's kind of like bullshit,
like whatever you say, bro.
I feel like we don't need to get hateful to talk about it, but we need to get it.
I don't want to fucking hear that. I just told you a cool content, I'm damn sure.
It's whack.
It's like, I don't get it.
No, I'm saying like, you can just get any shorts and do it.
I don't want to. I just said three times that I don't.
You got any spiders, sir?
I think spiders are over here.
Yo, are you ready to move out of this house?
Oh my- Oh fuck no! Oh my god dude, I just let you fuck through 30 buttons, bro.
Oh my god, look at that! What is that? What am I looking at?
Um, yeah, you ready to move into this new house?
There you go.
Well, guess what?
Actually, I'm gonna miss this.
Why?
Because I got the master?
Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie.
I got two fucking master!
This house holds energy.
What energy?
Like, it's just...
I don't know if it lived energy.
Yes, like think about all the negative things that's happened in here.
A lot of good shit happened here though.
Bro, I miss my big ass closet.
What?
What?
But when you think of good shit, right?
When you think of Broadway, you think, oh, that was a good house.
When you think of this house, first thoughts are negative.
No, I think good things paid.
I did?
I don't think about that, bro.
I think about, um, well, I guess not.
What do you do?
I have crabs.
I'm not kidding.
I really do.
Bro, I had two.
What?
You saw it!
You tried to sneak it in!
Think what?
Did you just stick your ass?
Yes.
What's wrong, bro?
Nothing.
It's nothing, we're all working together.
We're gonna talk.
What are you doing?
We've seen pretty power recently, right?
You've been started, right?
Damn, little aggressive right there, you know what it is?
It's all in here, man. It's coming up.
Bro, is it late? It's supposed to be yo.
Yo, are you okay?
Oh, god.
He texted me the other day.
I mean, yesterday was interesting.
Bro, it's soccer. You should have killed yourself.
I'm waking up at 7 a.m. every day.
So I'm like, just tired.
Oh, I'll do you.
I make fucking $4 million from fucking my D.O.
and fucking whatever, I thought.
And I gotta come home to go to the gym.
I wasn't complaining.
I said I was just tired.
Bro, be a real man.
Go work construction and see if you're tired.
Your hands look like those, so my hands can look like,
oh, wait, I said it wrong.
I don't know what's wrong.
You should go construction for a day.
Four mills would not, that's not true.
Four mills, not over-stated.
That's an over-shopping of over-stated.
We stay farmed.
I'll try and get a couple of times directly.
All right, Bob.
I'm gonna go explore Pry and then head out.
I don't know.
All right, you let me know if you're...
No, I'm gonna pop out.
Holy fucking shit, dude.
Don't shoot all the way up.
That was good.
I got a gun.
That was fire.
That's good.
Like, like, when you pull out a weapon in a video game...
What happened if I actually just stabbed you this morning?
I didn't go through.
Yeah.
That's cool.
What?
Should we test it on him?
No.
Stop.
Stop!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's fake.
It's not fake.
Sudoku!
Oh no!
Am I getting a cancer on my Asian Twitter?
Nah.
Okay.
I don't know.
Let's get a bad thing.
That's how you're made. I got a cool decoration on that. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got all the scraps and missing paint now
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it adds character. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah
Stop scratching your
Anything I just watch my
That's not a bad shot. Let me get somebody to be a gooch.
It's wet. It's a warm, swamp-ash.
So you should have seen Bayside Swamp-Ass on the bike.
No I didn't want to. It was him.
Bro.
I'm not kidding. It was a puddle.
You should go ride my bike sometime. Road's nice.
I'm down, bro. I'm down.
I went to the airport this morning with my bike.
I was filming some shit this morning.
Wait, you saw me?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, how you gonna add air one?
No.
Oh yeah, when I left.
When you left, just do that little helmet on, little helmet on.
But that helmet makes you look like a pussy.
Yeah.
You gotta get one of the adapts bikes.
That little Vespa where the fuck you were riding?
That's $5,000.
Is it 2025?
What touchscreen?
Maybe not.
Don't wear a helmet.
So you look cooler?
No, I almost fell this morning.
I'm not kidding.
I was at air one and I was I went like a legally to the left and I break so hard I tipped over completely
And I take myself up. I was very nervous. You gonna stop by King bro for me. Okay. It's dangerous
You know stop by King bro. Just drive your Porsche now. Just drive your...
Drive your Ritchie Buccio or whatever the fuck you call it. Just hit each other the fuck I'm on.
Maybe Nissan Ultima.
Sorry.
All right.
I
Yeah, my back
Ron says Jason's a bad gamer I put on a car back
Thanks. I'm worse than Jason. Are we gonna ask?
Like dead ass or no like dead ass or no, I need to know right now
Yes.
Are they fucking delusional?
Are they actually delusional?
Jason played Valorant and we played Fortnite. Jason's definitely better.
You dumb fuck! You're doing the less I beat Jason in the Valorant 1v1 2?
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I think Juan is better to me.
I don't know why I got a captain slot.
Bro, I must have put fear in people's heart in that R6 tournament because oh, I think Ron is Ron is better than me
He is better than me
But fuck it if I'm kept but I'm definitely one of the best players there. Oh, let me see matter of fact
Let me see that let me see that lineup. Let me see how I know who got that line up
Top five for me
Why is this guy following Orkey and Bonnie?
Who is this dude, man?
She's 19.
19?
Yeah.
I mean that's one way to play defense, bro.
It's one way to play the- not bad, brother.
I
Here we go sit down and where's that line up? Where's that line up more than
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Squishy globally player Richie good player cuff him pretty sure he's asked Bruce. I think he's
decent
Arky decent Yugi decent
Jason good Ron good
Zoink decent sketch sketch
Ray agent. I don't know
I never played the game
Joe Bartz, okay, dead she ging x2c8 and hive mind clicks lacy rattly bucky use of arrow mood
Dona and moxie chat on a
Dot arrow mood a doughnut and moxie. Hey Jack. Who my draft man? These are the players now
Jack I probably I don't know depending on the pic. I'm a captain, bro
We can really get it. We can really get a fucking
You know, I think Ron's gonna be first pick. I'm not like the Ron not being a captain
He's gonna get first paid and I doubt I get first pick in the tournament. Oh
But if I have first pick I'm obviously gonna pick Ron, bro
And we can get a land going like I could I could really get fucking
We could get a fucking
Terrorist lobby going chat. We can get a terrorist lobby going
Let me know y'all. Let me know what y'all want, bro
I could really draft for content because even if I draft for content
I feel like I can still win.
DQ?
Nah, nah.
Mooda's good.
Listen, do I draft for content or do I draft to win?
Win?
Okay, all right, man, yeah, I'll draft for the win.
You gotta get one good player first.
Well, Ron's probably gonna get first pick.
Um, so I probably I mean Yuki's actually pretty decent. No Yuki's decent. Have I learned?
Um
I don't know. I don't know though Muda's good Muda Muda's like the best probably in this
But I think Muda Muda is pretty good Moxie is or Muda moxie moxie's good. He's ass at CS
Moxie
Bruce, I don't think Yugi's gonna get first pick though, bro.
If you could choose an ideal team content-wise, it's Yugi, Archie, and Senna if it's 4v4.
Bro, Senna is a fucking liability.
I can't lie.
I was talking to Senna and she was like, should I quit?
I feel like I shouldn't even be part of the tournament because I'm not good.
I don't play the game at all. So yeah, I think I told her she should she should she should
still hold the fucking shit she should still play but she will 100% get last pick. Urgent!
Now motherfuckers wanna copy me now, but he look good now bro, why he doing it?
He did it better than me, god damn it man, fuck you, you fucking slut.
Nah, you know what he need bro, he need bro, he need bro
What happened?
Bro, Marlon did the fucking push-up challenge and mocked me bro
I'm a, bro, I'm gonna be a put in a black pill edit
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Did you know that?
NUGRA NUGRA BREATHING!
BREATHING!
BREATHING!
BREATHING!
BREATHING!
BREATHING!
NUGRA NUGRA NUGRA NUGRA BOO!
Holy fucking shit he's hot.
I'm not gonna lie.
He's sexy.
He's dead out of sexy.
I'm not gonna lie.
I have a fucking mother.
I imagine Marlon on top of you doing this push-up shit though.
He won't push-up fame though?
Not facts bro.
Bro he wasn't running back cuz he know I won't fuck him up
He's scared of that push-or-fade facts, bro facts scared of shit
oh hell nah! oh hell nah! he can't even 10 push ups. oh my god man, he's happy as fuck.
bro. he's funny as shit. dude, my DM's been flooded with so many girls requesting me to
do this set, so here it is. oh man. ain't that bad for 200 pounds bro? not bad.
I mean look at his comments
Straight dudes in this shit man straight dudes
Straight dudes not a single not a single DM
Let's go let's go to the comment whoa G tol
Whoa G tol how the fuck I get a black eye for my hair transplant
They're looking woes man. Everybody pray for fucking woes
He's looking like Megaman
Swelling of doom not how the fuck
shitty vlog of hair transplant not gonna lie that a horrible job was super quick and constantly just on table for six hours
So didn't have much time to record anything and the following day
I felt so shit. I was it was not wanting to do anything wanting pause before 1 39 if you don't see my head being stabbed
wait what let's watch this bro w wesh man let's let's see if the hair transplant
was worth it all right I don't know how the fuck the vlog but I'm in Turkey my
hotel hold on wait was did you book yourself a goddamn fucking supreme
ELETE MAX FUCKING DOLLAR HOTEL IN TURKEY?
FUCKING 104?
That's the hairline that's getting saved, hopefully.
No more Vegeta hairline.
Not just kidding, it's all good.
I didn't feel like vlogging, because it was just me hanging out in my hotel room, basically.
But hopefully about to go in about 20 minutes to the actual thing just took a shower
They said to wear a button up so it's easier to put on you don't feel like fuck your hair up and
Surprisingly not nervous. I thought I hold on. Whoa is double
Good. This is good logging. Whoa. I have something special on the side here B
But I think it's gonna be fine. So I'll probably start up again right now
He's having L airlines. Let's see at the clinic and then
see how it actually is. Got my blood drawn, got here, everything's like super quick so I didn't have time to vlog, but I don't know how much, just a little waiting room, operating room, right over there.
Wait, why is that door like made for Ron's height? Oh wait, I thought that was the door next to it.
Right over there. But, yeah, so far, just doing blood work and stuff like that, gonna get put under for like five minutes, and they're gonna...
Damn, he went under anesthesia.
He had my hairline, so.
Wow.
Look back on my head.
I want to know what it looks like.
I want to know what the comment here.
From that, that's a donor area.
They're going to put it on.
Oh, shit.
I can't feel the back of my head right now.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Turkey food?
Baddest.
Just got done eating about two, three to four hours to send up all the donor stuff onto
my head, but feeling good.
Hey, dude, what is this hospital?
I
Can't I can't I can't I can't I can't we don't need to wait we actually don't need to watch that we actually don't need to watch that
That was a I that was no TOS yeah, that's educational purposes. It's not TOS. All right
It's not TOS. That's why I did that. That's why I showed it is because educational purposes
It's just an educational video, but you know, I wanted to I would have watched it on stream
but I'm not watching it.
It is actually no point.
They just started sticking shit in your head.
I'm generally have a chance to record after but holy fuck I'm tired.
The back of my head is burning.
I'm just saying it's not good.
Yeah, it's burning.
They're crazy.
You can see the top of my head.
Oh my god!
Oh, it can never be a doctor, bro.
Cause this is...
Oh!
W.A.L.I.G.
Yeah, but overall don't feel too much pain. It's like the back of my head burns
I got stabbed eight thousand eight thousand total times
So if I'm using for like infection, so hopefully that stops soon
But tomorrow I go back they redress it and everything to see how I
Feel and just flight back get ready for the flight back on the 13th
So I just have all day today still and then tomorrow
That's good airlines you and showed earlier from hotel pretty sick
Now this man was really just say I gave with my card and but the best fucking
Hotel affairs. It is a little busy
There's a little bit of traffic coming back right now and stuff, but overall he's pretty sick. I
Don't think I'm gonna walk around or anything. I think I'm just gonna chill today
maybe depending how I feel tomorrow with my head birds I might walk around again
or go like out and walk around. What's the headband for? I don't know how the fuck with this. I'm sure they're like
fucking white dudes from America coming in here and being like yeah give me a
hairline so I'm not really like, care of people see me with this obviously
but it's good dude what I actually would do and I don't want to risk it
like it getting infected or not go out if that makes sense I don't have this you
can't order food to this hotel it was like a rule written down that you can't
order food here thank you for making good milk better well you're gonna need
one of these they have a restaurant on the top floor which I might just go eat
at I eat there yesterday but it's pretty shit that a steak and it was
fucking dog shit this man moves off-stream texted me this is what he
this is what he texted me he texted me I couldn't sleep last night I'm worried
about you woz is gonna be so fine after his hair transplant and then you might
succumb to your desires and then most would be forced to sue you for some
form of sec-based discrimination because you'd fire him after he rejects
your advances parentheses you're not his type and then I typed you are gay
And then he said you have a body count of four lol you might actually buy and then I said that there's no correlation
And then no response. Hey, this guy is not real
Like Rick like not real, but I'll probably try something else. Maybe the lamber something
Okay, later. I was feeling
All right, it's been a few hours after the operation I got done that
I don't even remember what time I...
Flexing body counts, bro. Nah, you're a grown-ass man.
I've done that, but it's 7 p.m. in Turkey now.
I think I was done at, like, 3 or 4 o'clock.
Holy fuck, the back of my head is like...
How do you sleep? Like, it's so bad.
Huge headache.
It just, like, it comes in, like, waves a little bit.
Wait, I can't even think straight what I'm talking about now because of it.
Oh man.
I'm gonna try to pump this treatment.
Is this even worth bro?
That they gave me and CEO if that helps.
I just got done eating the little one upstairs.
What was bro?
They gave you perks, what was, wait, what was that?
They had to give me you perks, right?
I was eating because I was like, oh maybe I'm just hungry so I feel like out of
it but no.
I think it's just this headache is actually fucking killing me.
Yeah, I mean it's looking good a little bit of
like leaving it so they said it's gonna be like that tomorrow I go back for the
final dressing they check on it make sure everything's good and things like
getting infected and stuff and then buy out the next day so one more full day
tomorrow I'm just gonna write emails and watch shows in my bed basically try
to get comfortable if I if I can't fucking if this pain that doesn't get rid
of this like burning feeling I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna sleep but
I'm tired of shit so all right I'm gonna try it
W mini vlog man W airline a Paris for woes dude this is woes now this is
bullshit now that's it for a dick down bro holy shit oh my god bro no I don't
think I could do this look at the next week to pick up my phone oh my god is
Is this what happens?
Like your eyes swell up?
You look like somebody beats you up.
But the airline though.
It's rare, but yeah, I talked to a doctor.
Oh my God.
Fuck.
Hi bro, what are you doing?
What's wrong with you, man?
Just man, YBG's shaking, he told me
mirror isn't just content, shaking even more.
What is this fucking tweet, bro?
And who's that? Who is that?
Who is this, man?
Who is laughing at Moji right here?
Oh, you know?
Osamas?
I'm getting better though L running for
You run like it hurts. Yo, y'all are my dick, bro. Like a bro. I can be trying to self-improve myself
You know, I would just forever get clown. I don't understand. Why are you flailing your arms like that?
All right, I'm gonna fix it dude like ding
Like we all start somewhere like I
God for better like holy shit
Does
Jase even the thing he get 40 different streams on CS at the same time this is gonna take hours to start
I'm gonna be honest, but it's just gonna be it's just gonna start mad late
I don't know when it's time to start. I'm gonna be on stream. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be good
I'm gonna be on time, but bro. That's gonna be hard, bro
You know how much of a headache it is to set that up in props
Not you dumb ignorant
How did this get a 1.8 K likes in the calm bro
Train
Talk to the predator like that?
Who are my prey?
What?
Are you playing the air now?
Uh, yeah, obviously.
No, give me your AR. It's over.
What AR do you think the blackout's doing now?
Nope! Nope!
Uh...
Anitar.
Oh, Mike!
Nasty as shit, man.
What are you miming?
Oh!
Oh!
We had a bit of an audience, man.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
First try, man.
Felt like a fucking superhero after that goal, man
Training with third graders know we're on a field and they are training they finish the training. They start watching us. Okay react to first day out
We made it out Kentucky after all that happened after the pre-trials after the status after the impact statements after the castle a
Hey, Jr. Niggaz ain't gonna bless it. You made it out of Lansing after all they have
it that bitch ain't gonna bless it
Bell
What was he what he get arrested for?
What did he get arrested for does someone bail him out like what happened?
Jason wait wait wait why I say Jason
Oh my god, Dave is for a friend Neal hopped on IG and called him a dickhead while alluding to Celeste
Revised murder investigation
Nia who was arrested last month for not showing up to a jury hearing in case in the case says he is
Illegally protected and that there's more to the story for Rudy and slip
Oh
Oh my god, well, yeah, they're weird. They're what the news has reported as previous reported David is currently being tired of the main murder
Damn somebody slidin mouth on the close friends. Thankfully, I'm legally fine and everywhere and boy
Do I got receipts for things ha ha ha ha it was your man's your moves, bro. Oh
my god, man
Fuck you
I think the worst part is that I've told so many people that I trust and I thought knew me as a person my side of things
All for that to be thrown out the fucking window as soon as I get arrested and they slapped that dickhead's name next to mine
And for the record the thing I was arrested for I wasn't even charged
They never followed it and my warrant was retracted because there's more to story than what's on the news
He knew he knew he fucking knew allegedly he knew allegedly
Bro, what he knew?
6.5 out of 10 reader. I've been reading books. I have.
Oh
This is terrible noise noise pollution two slimmies
Sound that bad bro. I'm gonna be honest my ears that might be trained though LARP
The moment Jason learns that moving your arms
not stand still while running is when he'll get a lot better at sports.
Okay, so how do I run? Like what am I, I'm like slaying my arms.
I just gotta run like.
How to run.
Sync with feet so like...
Like that!
She's only 21.
What are y'all saying?
What are y'all saying, man?
Yo, you sick, bro, let me be honest
You are one of the most unathletic people I've ever met
You have no room to ever fuck to speak about my athleticism and my fucking
Ability physically physical app pump your arms off rhythm and it slows you down
What do you think?
I'm 10,000 worth out of the usage.
What do you think?
And you are a marathon next month?
I am.
Because of the f***ing miles.
There's always going to be somebody richer than you.
There's always going to be somebody more handsome than you.
There's always going to be even less from my long arm, KKW or Phantom or Dome.
Because of the fact that you just said JCW in the same list as Duke Dennis.
Like, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Come on, bro, Sam, Marlon, JTW, Duke, and so forth.
I mean, bro, that's facts!
That's facts, though!
I mean, bro, that's facts, that's facts.
Never seen a clip of Guapo not Dick Ritter?
I mean, he's rocked up.
I mean, it's true, bro.
We're glowin' up.
I glowed up.
I'm still on the glow-up.
One polar bear.
You talking about Duke?
Now I think Duke deserves to be on that list.
Felt like you're on this too again.
Damn, we look sexy, man.
W fuckin' art.
Huh.
["Sing-A-Ring"]
["Sing-A-Ring"]
We got so kind of...
Quick little jazz farm for the one time.
Quick little nostalgia farm.
We got so kind of...
We got so kind of...
We got so kind of...
Wow man, summertime bruh, RB man, look at that man, wow, wow, goat yoga, wow, good
I
Anything else I need to catch up on chair
He probably seen this clip way was this
We're gonna do a draft that way none of the teams get on balance and here's the thing
Everyone has to state their stats before the draft everyone
I
Good
I think Jason is valor and immortal like second-high strength, right? I'm I'm I ascended three peak
Senate three peak
I mean listen bro, I was never
I've never I've never heard that same in my life from and you know, whoever that is man. I appreciate you
I appreciate you, man
Wow, I'll take those bro, and now I'm captain fuck you dude that or six turning really put fear in people's hearts
I'm a fucking gainer tomorrow is gonna be a movie
movie man. Woooo! It's a fucking movie dude! This yo man's! Bro I don't even want to see
Guapo. Bro Guapo? Ooh.
Now I see Marlon hop up on a snapchat Friday and it was him getting an air cut
Why he asked for the boosty fade though bro like
why did he ask for the boozey fade and who is his barber I'm serious Marlin
Marlin clearly not faded clear line right here like I can clearly say if he
is not faded I'm hating bro he looks good only someone with a fucking mohawk
Oh my god. Yeah, how does he look good with a fucking mojave?
I'm not gonna lie everybody that goes to this gym
10 times attributes to everything pump the lighting in this gym is literally
so fucking peak when I was going there and seven thought I look fucking massive
bro
Yeah
Whoa
Massive I mean I look bearded
But how the fuck you go from highway, how did he go how from
I need to get all that time bro. How do I get abs dude? Fuck, bro. I need that shit.
Just wait a minute. There's literally way bro. It's coming man.
Chesh, should I hop on reddit bro?
Fuck!
Is that cheating?
No?
Nah, I'm not hopping on reddit bro, I'll never hop on that shit.
Alright bro, that's it chat!
That's it for the call?
He's whacking up use?
Oh my god, YBG bro.
Hoppy?
All red it does is suppress your appetite bro.
Just lock in.
YBG.
I should definitely go to Miami with the bros, huh?
Jason camera man versus being an Arches camera
You gotta worry about about putting the camera in angle
Damn bro not being a camera is fun bro John loves his job
Yo, Sammy's Sammy is killing me. So he's like hilarious, bro
We call YBG bro
I
Mean versus Jason you be R. P. Hmm
I'd actually be down for that. That sounds fun. I would be down you guys have to convince the rest of them though
Listen because beyond me convinced and listen. Hey any content that's in the air. I'm winning way. Are they still in LA?
I
Should be they leave today
What up, bro? Let me call from my heaven
I
They leave today. I don't know bro. Oh, let me go
They got OSDSA? Wait, what do you mean they? Oh, Yu-Gi-Arky? Okay, maybe I can do something
with Emeru there. Yeah, Emeru is down with this shit with me always, bro.
My cool
The fuck was that bro the fuck
Someone started bucking type pink on a typewriter
Alright, not Sinna's not here, I know Sinna's Sinna, Sinna flew back but I don't think she
flew back with everybody. She did it. She sent me a picture. Sinna flew back with just Rosie.
Who haven't I done a stream with in a while?
I
Dad's in a me what the fuck
Jamie
Rage I gum drop shot call I gum drop
Tina Ken
Bro, you know, I'm you know how bad I want to do a stream with Tina Ken
Well, I would love to that would love that reunion
But bro, that says never happening. I'm gonna be honest
Edward
Diana
Max only max
Yona, I think you see me, I called Jamie, I bet, I bet, ready?
We got, yo, we got to cook some shit up, ready, check?
This is how you make content, watch this.
Watch this.
Hello?
Yo!
Yaaaaaam!
Are you, are you, are you, uh, awake?
Yes.
Um, I'm live right now.
Okay, what's up?
Wait, what are you doing today?
Um, I'm doing work and playing polka-pia.
Damn, we should Loki do a stream.
Today? I can't today. Why? I have plans. I have very important plans. Oh my god. No, I feel you. I feel you. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, I'm gonna leave the country soon.
Oh, okay. Okay. Wait, are you are you going to Japan?
Damn you hate me
No, I don't hate you. You just called me the day of and you know, I have a schedule, you know
I like to play on things
I have a Pokemon to catch
Pokemon to catch
Yes, no, no, no worries. No worries. No worries. All right. All right. All right. I come drop
Okay, good bye Jason
John misses you bye
What the fuck in the hell is that, bruh?
Dude.
What's up with you, bruh?
What's up with you?
Why are you screaming all in the house and shit?
I don't know what you think they're in.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm chillin' in the house and chillin'
I don't fucking stick that in!
Why are you even like so...
Bro chill man
I'm chill
I'm chill alright
I'm chill alright
Hey bro Miami man
Yeah Miami
You be gone
no that's not the way that's not the way
boss call? no actually the complete opposite of a boss call
opposite of a boss call chat
I
Saw this yes
Well, I mean who else bro. I gum drop
Cutie
League of Legends
Ludwig, I don't think like was in China. No, it was in China
Edward?
Call Edward, bro
Wait, Edward changes number, bro. Why did it go green?
Go fuck. Oh, I was in Japan. Oh, I'm tripping, bro. I thought you fucked me, man.
He's in Japan
Pokey Pokey
Call max bro said
Hela content Ray
Okay
Jack I'll play C's go actually I'm on a lot. I don't need to practice for tomorrow. Everybody's asked mom
I'll probably balance tonight, but
Max
But Max not Max
Go OSES house. I could go to OSES house, bro. I say we go to OSES house. I'm down bro. Fuck it
This might be your last resort
It's my birthday
I'm gonna apply with one nice comment
Fucking Drew's birthday keys. I might get banned if I type keys again
Um, right, it's actually the birthday today.
He called me.
I'll do one better, bro.
I'll call his room.
Tell him happy birthday.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Happy birthday, bro.
Oh, thank you. What are you doing for your birthday?
Fucking watching the stable
Jesus
No damn wrong how we hold it, you know fucking 20 block all this shit
I'm not like a like a teenager anymore
Mm-hmm
Trick him out. Yeah, I'm not tricking you. Yeah, bro. I'm gonna be honest
I just wanted to call and say happy birthday bro to be honest
I was gonna think of something mean to say to you but honestly bro. I'm on a I've turned a new leaf
I'm history
No, what wouldn't it out brown?
Call ybg. Let's hop on a game, bro. You know what let's hop on a game, bro. I'm Ashley down
Fuck I wrote bro. I'm not trying to go I wrote
I can't take a picture of me over here.
Yo, YBG, um, you trying to hop on the game?
My game, bro. Let's run it.
Alright, hop on Discord.
Alright, back.
Alright, back.
Eesh!
You got to practice CS.
I'm down to hop on CS.
Yes, I'm not about CS. How about CS, bro?
Valor CS
Yo, what's up? Yo shit. Yo, it's good
How you been bro
You got caught you got caught the airport with your girl
You're doing this for their work you got caught the airport with your girl. I see the picture. He was that happy
You're I see you at the club, right?
What I see with the club right what you talking about?
Yeah, right?
Yeah, it's not too early to go to the club. No, it's too early to go to the club. Yo, oh
You don't think it's too early to go to club?
My fucking god!
Oh, oh, oh, you don't think it's too early, bro?
I think it's still pretty wrong.
Yo, you're weird as fuck!
I guess I'm weird, bro.
Do you want me to be your yes man, or like, I could be your yes man, bro?
Oh my god, bro.
God, yo, God forbid.
Heal first.
Like, heal first.
Like, heal first.
Oh my god, bro.
You're actually weird. You started it
Yeah, you didn't start shit I ask you if that's what we are today bro like
How do you even know bro? How do you actually know how do I know like
How do I even know?
How do I even know?
You're asking the wrong questions, bro.
You're asking the wrong questions.
Wait, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ask yourself, why were you there?
That's what I want you to ask yourself, bro.
Cause Guapo invited me, so I was like, fuck it, bro.
I had a long week.
I haven't gone clubbing in like two years.
If you feel like you're ready.
Club opposes you?
If you feel like you're ready, bro.
I gotta see this video
Send me a video. I'm not sure not sure just send it here
I'm not alive bro. You're like indistinguishable
so so
What was I doing in this video I?
Was ripped okay. I go you were talking to girl
I'll be brutally honest like you were sitting at risen bro. I guess this is me raising
I'm literally just talking to I'm talking to the whole table if you think you ready, bro
I mean I
Went out with the bros. I'm not on that timing at all
Had a good. I literally just I can't but I actually can't are you single right? You can do what you want
You're right
Everyone whatever you want. That's not my type, bro
I
Just love how you just become a victim immediately, bro. I love how you just become a victim, bro. I love that actually
You started it bro, I want to talk about what me and cat or NATO had at a certain point, bro
We weren't talking about that
I
Whatever yeah, you're right. I'm over. I'm gassing it you guys you guys in it. I'm gassing it. Yeah. Yeah
All right, what game we talking on bro again?
But you know if we get on Valorant you told you told Kings, right? He was up next, right?
You said you said next time you said that what's you mean?
Like we could do we could do that. Yeah
What do you mean we could do the yeah, what does that mean? Can you swing that one?
but we could play CS bro okay yeah yeah no no but you said next time and this
is next I'm not getting it bro this is not getting that
no no no all right come on bro come on top on CS okay I'm sorry well CS maybe
open some cases for a little bit.
Oh!
They just released new skins, bro.
They're the best skins they ever dropped.
Wait, new cases?
New cases, new gloves, new fucking guns, bro.
Oh my god, bro. They're actually the goat skins ever.
You're lying.
Wait.
Promise you, bro. Look at those gloves, bro.
Link me, link me, link me, link me.
Alright, wait. I watched OniPixel do it.
I wonder if it's like a good video.
Wait, wait, isn't there just like a form or some shit? Oh
That makes sense. Maybe
I'm gonna try to get I'm gonna be honest. I'm so do for a knife
Oh, you gotta go for gloves. Well, the new clusters hard. I'm so do so do
Well, and then the new like beauty of it is you don't even need a pull a knife, bro
You just spend all your money on reds and then do a trade up if you don't get a knife
Wait, is the armor repass? Is it this?
No, no, no, no. I don't think so. Wait, is it is it this one?
Go to the the dead hand
Today we're introducing the day hand collection feature of 17 finished from community in 22 all new gloves as rare special items
I
Love you need gloves, bro. You need these gloves. Look at these gloves are so hard. Okay. Wait wait
How do I get these?
You got to open the terminals, bro
Okay, listen when you open a terminal you get to choose between five different offers that he gives you you have to buy
How do I buy it?
Which I have the steam market like $30 a pod. It's called a dead hand that hand terminal
You're gonna get five offers, bro. You can choose to buy or sell it's so fun
Thank you. Are you looking up? Are you looking up on the stole? What are you doing?
Oh, what are you doing? Wait? Why is both fix my shit? What the fuck? Why is it black?
Okay
It's my steam man
market market it won't let me it won't let me this force your way through it
bro just wait for something to give you directions like okay okay how do I do it
market I won't let me highlight it bro you know how there's usually a tab right
here you should restart your steam brush it broke in yeah so how you been bro
like every celling bro everything pretty good bro I'm about to be in that
I got a flight in four days, bro. Wait, what? Yeah, bro, I got a flight for days. I'm staying with Guapa.
How long y'all here for? A week? Bro, we got to do something.
Bro, let's do something, bro. Wait, wait, wait, what day?
I don't know. What day? Because I might be a New Yorker.
I got nothing. You think I got these days planned out? I don't know.
I got nothing you think I got I got these days planned out. I don't know. I mean you said it in a week is next week
No, no, I'm saying I'm staying for a week. I go on the 18th. You go on the 18th. Yeah, so I'm there for a week
I leave on a 19. Oh my god
Serious yes
Bro everything's getting canceled bro
No, no, no way I could probably wait we can link on the 19th then I'll just fly out the night of the
Let's go
Save the day
Bring him to New York, but what y'all
Oh, bro, I used to be wait you're there for a week. I'll probably back by the maybe let's go
I leave on the 24th. I really dead hand
Oh my bro, you got about a thousand of them, bro
Wait, what is this dead hand terminal terminals bro
$18
That's not bad, bro. Because you don't need to buy keys. You don't need to buy a key, bro. It's an investment
it. You just buy it and then you open it. 18 fucking dollars. You don't have to buy
a key, bro. It's all included. How much do I buy? You could buy a hundred of them just
to start. Just to start. Just to start with a hundred and then we'll see where we go
from there it's nothing bro it's like pocket change
oh you're getting at 90% of that back bro 18 how much is how much is one of
these guys like what's that what's that cuz like I heard bro millions bro damn
near millions I'll buy I'll buy like 20 I buy 20 I buy 20 bro 20 are you bro
How much are you by hi by shit I'm watching you, bro
Home all right, we'll start off with 20 bro. That's all you don't get addicted
It's all good and you gotta buy the skins by the way
So if he gives you the skin you gotta buy it to what?
Not a bro chill. It's it cuz you don't but you don't got a price all and are you good?
So you're saying if I open if I open the case I have
Yeah, you might
Which type of scam is that
Yeah
That's not you don't got to buy keys no more though
Wait, that doesn't make sense if I if I unlock the skin
Yeah, I have to buy the skin. So I so why would I just buy the skin off the market?
Because it's at a discounted price if you buy it from steam
you know
Discounted price you get actually sell it for profit
Can you actually be serious?
That's true. That's that's the truth bro. It's discounted. You can sell it for profit
But like 90% chance you're gonna get like a blue you're gonna have to buy it bro might as well
I just bought 15. Okay. Hi, bro. Are you sure? Yeah, let's go
Let's go
But why would you hop on this game and play the game bro genuinely?
Vice case we're gonna put it
Okay, but like bro, this is what this is a better part of the game
Are you all 15 bro, what happened what happened all your money?
This is what you spend your money on bro. I'm beyond bro. I realize how much I spend a month
chill
he said that every month they can't
okay here we go already
you didn't even check the skins first
what is this
he's gonna give you offers get ready
oh my god that's good except it
why would i accept this
bro no you can test your luck bro but that's good
stop trolling me
okay sorry sorry
Wait, oh, that's good to skip skip you get five offers five offers
Oh, you have two offers you would accept this or do you want to decline it and go?
this oh you can go for gold I'm grabbing I'm grabbing I'm grabbing okay good
grabs good grabs good grabs that's $21 dollars oh my god that's oh my god
yo you don't have to put your real address on Steve they don't care you
don't have to put your real address on Steve they don't care
idiot just put some bullshit in there
is it worth it bro that shit's well worn fucking day yes I need a case game nice
nice nice alright come on keep opening oh my god this is crazy
I think what are you moving like what do you mean hold on bro like nice nice
Oh anime
Queens game. Oh my god
It was like boom near not bad, bro actually not bad
We use them one of the best
The gloves gloves gloves
Oh, that's good, bro, that's not we got we got five more try
Oh, I kinda like this design. You're testing your luck every single time.
Yeah.
WOOOOOO!
MEN!
WOOOOOO!
MEN!
MEN!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
Second offer?
WOOOOOO!
You already have one of those.
You just don't get it.
You just don't get it.
Bro, you don't have to put your real address in.
You can put a fake in.
Oh
What why do you have two of those now?
Then where's good though? Here we go? Here we go? Here we go? Okay?
This is fun. I feel like I'm gambling
Yeah, well these are $18 Kate terminals you're opening bro. We got profit off one though
That's true. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby
what wait no it's not it's really bad I'm just kidding wait you might as well buy
it bro you might as well buy it final offer it that's it bro you have to buy
it why didn't you buy it you could have made four cents wait I didn't get
anything yeah but you should have bought it you couldn't profit in four cents
wait what you couldn't climb the last off why would it why would they give
me that option to climb cuz what if you don't want to buy the skin bro
fuck man that's not bad give me some luck give me some luck tell me something
tell me bro bro give us a quote or something it's not one people say it's
one in a thousand one in a million to get gloves one in a billion to get gloves
no it's 50 50 either you get it or you don't let's go wait I'm paying for this
Did I just spend 50 fucking dollars?
Yeah, you did.
Wait.
You said you profited off the last one, but there's no profiting.
What?
So what the actual fuck is the point of this?
What is actually like, what is the point of this?
Bro, you get it for cheaper than you would on the market.
That's good buy it.
Buy it.
Who's idea was this?
Why don't you buy the skin?
no we need to talk to the fucking head of seas go or something right it's just
like well don't talk about gaming like this is just a lose lose this is a lose
lose it's really not that bad bro
oh that's good give me a glove at least man give me oh that's that's actually
Not bad bro.
Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump!
Clump!
Oh no.
Not quite.
Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump.
Yeah, I'd buy it bro, you have to.
What?
Bro, what if you did trade-ups with all the skins you bought, bro?
Dude.
Why would I not just buy fucking cases, dude?
Because, bro, look, you have to buy keys!
Do you really want to see her buying keys all day?
Jesus.
It's 2026 nobody wants to buy keys anymore, bro. This is more streamlined
By that bro except the except actually
The $18 worth skin
Fuck bro, that's not good
wait close close oh that's good buddy
might as well buy that might as well
no way it's 50 cent you can sell on the
market for a profit you know a profit
of what a fucking $2 50 cent profit
oh like $2 like are you crazy this is
actually the biggest fucking waste of
money you could trade up you could do anything bro like for a you trade up so
I'm gonna trade up to a fake checking terminal to trade up bro damn bro like
you can look at life like that bro nice they're going too fast oh that's
Well you can't trade up stat tracks in a month to climb it can't trade up stat tracks
What is actually the fucking point
Bro you're going too fast in this fight bro you gotta slow down
Who's he playing with a dad? Yes, I'm with a dad right now, man
Come on, bro, I actually just wasted
Come on come on come on come on somehow
Wow, whoa, that's good though. If you wanted to buy that
That's good
But it's been where
I'm sitting in where can I do this in game? I don't know maybe
Why does that matter you're a billion I'm
why do they hate on us cuz we're billionaires bro like oh my god I hate
me hate being called out oh you have that skin yeah but you should try to get
one of every skin bro that'd be hard
oh that's good but it's battle score oh my god it looks like somebody just
Fucking shit like shove the gun in my ass and took it out
As only 60 cents you're not finding those prices anywhere, bro. You mean check how much it is on the market hold on
The next one could be a fucking convention could be a 20 dollars
for 20 dollars
But it's a 300,000 times profit. It's $20 on the market
All right good
that all I love men where though that's good
well my fucking up you're doing it on purpose not like it just gets weird if
you're doing it on purpose low-key yeah bro what are you doing open those
terminals why are you so many cases I have a lot of cases because oh nobody
opens cases anymore broke a broke cases is way better than what the fuck I'm
what is wrong do you want to sit there and buy keys all day or do you want to
buy skins it takes two seconds to buy keys okay and it takes money too
somehow come on last one nice try I sure
I started bro you get the op here bro oh my god the op my Monday the others got
to wishing money to attend what is this guy talking about bro just just don't
know that's not bad bro you go go go go go go go go moose bro
somehow this is not wasted time wasted time one more one more wasted time bro
But you're you're getting five chances out of gold bro in a case you're getting one chance at a gold come on bro
Come on, bro. It's worth it
Actually, it's worth $250. Well that's like that's one case bro. That's one case down two cases here
Keep going never stop never stop Jason easy though cuz I have to buy the skin
Bro, okay, but like we'll get to that point when we get there shall we let's not think about that right now
No, it's not an up one more one more that was a fifth of the final offer
Come on bro, this is the one I feel it baby. Oh, it's actually the one. This is it. Oh my god. Wait. That's a good skin though
Ready ready ready? Okay?
My god
It's been where to bro come on
Actually kind of cool
That's dope. Oh, that's was a second offer by a wait wait you remember when I used to open cases
And I would cover my whole screen with a picture
they get that's only a pixel of methods that's on a
that's how I take this it all right oh wait you can use the what he called you
can use the the console
oh oh my god now hide everything but the money just barely the money oh my god
Oh my god
There's just one the money idiot dickhead. Yeah, I just did the money. It's more sense
It's for sense a nice
That didn't sound very good
I think it's also audio bass so like we'll hear when it's like good
I think it's for a purple. I think it's for a purple. Yeah pretty sure
Yep, that's purple. Yep. Yep. It's purple. It's a Galligator. Yep
Yep Galligator 92 cents if you want to take it
Damn Bob, that's not the gold. Oh, how do you live?
come on wait they actually have different sound cues
damn them a self that's normal that's normal
ahhhhhh
come on come on come on
no that's ass bro
that's ass that's ass
that's ass
no that's so bad that's so bad
next next next next next terminal dickhead it's explode well you only got one more what happened to the
Come on bro.
Nooo, imagine.
Bro imagine you're a tetanus?
No, I'm not quite.
Bro this last sound you're going to be crazy.
wait is that good or is that bad what do you think
oh five six you might as well take it bro you don't even have a good ghost skin
but I'll be honest yeah that's cool skin right there I'll see 10s you
that's good that's actually oh that's a cool one look here's a little anime on
Oh, that's awesome as a little souring gun at the bottom. That's cool
That was $18 of
Yeah, drag it yeah, drag it bro
Nice
But you gotta get more terminals, bro, no, I'd rather buy cases. Why would you know?
The terminals are so fun cuz they'll be found at the audio thing bro. Come on
Oh, why yo cases are
Cases chat or if you had unlimited money cases or terminals, maybe a little bit of both a little bit of both
Well, can we get a little bit of both though?
Oh my boy, you got to get that new D. Gold and new off. Oh my god
You are just like you you just love seeing people you have no gloves
Brokey you love seeing people lose money like cases. I am mad cases bro
These things are for city skins, but you want the new gloves. You know it's not
You stressin me out, bro. You have knives you need gloves
Short short by
Oh
Just buy red buy reds a new trade out. Holy fucking face stickers man. Oh
Bro, that was when you're in phase
That look clutch cases isn't dreamers in nightmares good. Those are good, bro
One two three four five six
Bro
I'm gonna just buy the keys and the top of road you should buy some reds, and then you should do trade-ups or effects
Buy reds and do trade-ups. Oh, that's a genius idea, bro. You can get a crazy knife
Wait, why don't I have a stable? What the fuck saved into my PC. I use his PayPal
Yeah
Well, they're all retweeting it, bro, that's actually the highest return on investment
is if you go four reds, get a knife, resell the knife, you're making your money back ten
fold, bro.
Ten fold.
He owes you 10k?
That's true.
Okay, which one of these cases are good, though?
nightmare recalls like prism are good oh my god guess what what nms boxing for
Asian Jeff is finding his headache I don't know you but he said he's down
bro yeah cuz he made that one video he didn't make that one take time and I
I reached out and I said yo, you shot box
Yeah, that's good. See that's good opportunity. That's that's that's good, bro
Which cases though revolution
Yeah, oh snake bites. Oh snake bites are the best for a hundred percent all wild snake bites
Oh a hundred percent like actually
No, I made that shit up. Everyone hates a snake
I
Only have straight made fucking cases. Yeah, low key fractures good isn't it? I think you can get a butterfly from fracture
Check trades
Well, you're a millionaire. You're not taking trades from these like nine to five workers, bro
We're not doing that. All right. I'm putting my foot down. Why are you in the game bro? Come on? Yeah, it's like
I
Freaking months of premiere, dude
Check trade offer bro, I'm not taking trade offers trade link you bought oh
They're gonna give you fucking cases and they're gonna open up your keys you can do that
What are these trades, dude, these are trash.
Man, give that to a big of your knife, bro, for his little guat.
What are these trades, man?
Bro, give up your knife, bro.
They want your knives, bro.
Give it to them.
Dude, this tree ass.
Alright, chat.
So tomorrow, do you think we're going to pick the map, or is it going to be Dust2?
Yeah, pick them.
You can't you bad this is gonna be a bandit
A to Guapo
Just sleep
Three maps probably my rods inferno and dust to huh? Yeah
All right, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Let's play one CS and then we're on Val. Let's get a good running
Let's get a good fucking let's get a good lobby going to pro balance. Oh, oh
Bo cat on it. I was back home, bro. Oh my we can run out. We can get a lot of crazy lobby, bro
What are you saying? But my nigga we can get a crazy lobby. What?
What is it could be this it could be a movie bro?
We can be smack down having fun on Val chat y'all whatever you want to do bro. I'll get the people fuck you
Let me see Valorant, let's see who's on Val right now man.
I ain't nobody in Valorant now, let's see if it's you or...
Yeah yeah, I got you bro.
Let's do CS, get a little practicing for tomorrow.
I'm being honest bro, practicing Val is basically practicing CS go, you know?
That's true bro, but you gotta learn the maps like inside and out on CS
Because they're gonna know the maps
Okay, you just practicing your aim I like
You're gonna be you're gonna be somewhat good at CS that's true
But like you know, it's I feel like it's about learning the maps and like the engine and shit like that
Let's see. Let's see what she makes me get her
We're about to get some bad guys
I'm gonna lark that I'm one of them, okay, you're gonna try and talk to us
Yo, what up team bro muted retard
Oh my god, bro, you're blocked my block muted muted retarded youth
Oh, tell me don't give a fuck, please wait, what'd you say?
What's good man let's play let's play some CS man
So what a random Asian guy huh
It's a girl.
Is she, do you think she's bad?
What do you mean, so what do you mean no?
Like no, in the way that she looks just like you.
So she's not bad?
So.
Hold on you log, big girl.
So she's not, so she's not bad?
She looks just like you.
like but you said that she's not bad
it looks just like I heard you gave but but I just want to know like is she bad
no that's not true because there's like I grew with friends who's I can't
Everyone stop talking guys. I'm a real man. They had like bad sisters. You know what I mean?
What are you fucking talking about? What are you talking about some of my guys with bad sisters?
Yeah, but but then I don't find my my homey attractive
But identical sisters oh
Oh, shit.
Come on, I'm a fucking snack rushes.
Three, two, one.
Hold that, hold that little button.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Fuck.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, fuck.
I'm dead.
I
Sorry, I guess one I got a windows one hit them wines
Yeah, okay, that's on me. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me
Guys guys guys. All right, mom please lock in your
What's a fucking how do I increase drag or increase volume?
Is that ammo bro?
Guys this is B rush, B rush guys, B rush guys, come on.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Alright, go.
Yo bro.
Did everyone just get caught on the same thing?
So what are you, are you all employed?
I made it.
I'm smoked I'm smoked I'm smoked I'm gonna play I'm gonna play up I'm gonna play defense here
I'm gonna watch flank it's just too easy like I'm reading these guys like a fucking book
Fucking book
Man what the fuck we flank one flank one flank last one flank bro. That's just like that's just like
Freaking win dude. I'm a captain. Yes. I'm a captain
Leagues leads what's I leave my fucking console
Oh
Three two one
Oh
B2k lifted spirits I love that skin way this new skin I got the AK is actually my kind of nice
Let me get it bro. Let me get it. Let me get it. No, no
Yeah, let's keep picking up fucking dumb ass
Rob just it's your shit
shut the fuck up
These guys are dick writers, bro. Let's play Valorant, bro.
Wait, what did you say?
I'm sure you're like, you know, your power, you're like, get the dick out of here.
Nah, yeah, you're right.
That's our dick. I want to play Valorant, but e-girls, bro.
I don't want to play with these guys anymore.
Dude, we're getting Streets Knight, bro.
I know, bro!
We're actually getting Streets Knight, it's cringe, bro.
How do I have a team of Streets Knight groups?
What do you mean where's wrong bro?
He's uh, he's at the OSES house
I
Was this button
Body blocking
You scared me. I thought we're gonna die. Yeah, you did die because you killed me
AK you one of my fucking AK
my game how do I actually fucking practice with you you're baby
you're getting fucking gs that night three s bowl red cheese red cheese please
please lock into him
cases so trash
yeah let's beat the op guys
oh they should have 3, 2, 1 dead
you're literally shit bruh
you're a walking AK
Yeah, retard!
RETARD!
RETARD!
Get in Streets Knight!
Play for yourself!
Stop playing for my death!
Stop playing for my death, bro!
Play for yourself!
Play your own game!
He's running through a fucking spot
because he knows no one's in our spawn.
Maybe he knows that there's a bot sitting in spawn.
That's why he's doing that, bro.
Fucking baiting fucking retard!
Yo, Jason, are they watching your stream for a while?
I just have to know a reason.
learn miss smoke I know the miss moment wait if you're gonna peak mid say you're
gonna peak mid so I can do the smoke for y'all I know the smoke all right
All right, throw the smoke, he'll throw the smoke this round and we can peek him in and we get some kills, guys.
I know you don't know how to throw the smoke, it's the wrong spot.
I know you don't know how to throw the smoke.
I don't know how to watch this.
If you miss smoke, I troll the rest of the game.
He peeked before the smoke, he peeked before the smoke, it's a good smoke.
Actual good smoke.
Great smoke, actually.
I'm dead.
You guys are stream seven, it's blatantly obvious bro
No, no, no
All right, listen listen listen this is the plan please I do play default lead default because their stream simons
We'll just play default. That's true
about your life. What is default? What is default? Nah, give me a... You're such a baiter. Can
we switch AK skits? He literally just knifed me. This team is trash. Oh, he knifed you to kill him.
I'm gonna get... I'm gonna get... I'm gonna leave the games.
I
Want me to keep killing bro, you AJ
What not everything about fucking girls y'all, but there was girls in this game. I'd be going fucking crazy
Let's finish a let's finish a
I
Fucking jungle I
Should have never even thought what you thought this is you this didn't make me feel uncomfortable
You know what's on jungle by a boogie? Yes. Yes. So I be talking right now
Well, is that kid I was talking without talking too much for your clutch. Yes
The double CT come double CT this dude's you see gave me captain wrong
It's good mother both CT less my skin that's my skin good luck good luck a good skin
On the ground where am I what ray? Are you sleeping the floors bro? I
Don't I'm sorry. Oh
Poor guy
Nice
Why is your profile picture emero bro, is that your favorite? He can't be a fan
What
What is it next words out of his mouth are about to be
See his players like he got it. He got it. He got it, bro. Just ignore
This thing in the chat on the enemy team just reacting to what just happened
There's a chat box you can type in bro
One more.
One down.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
Nice Jason.
Good Jason.
Good Jason.
Oh I'm maybe I'm
Jason.
Good Jason.
Oh
Tomorrow might be a movie man. Let's go
We go for the fucking way man, you know what I'm saying guys. Let's default again
Someone come in hard to the middle of the smoke. This thing smoke. I did like so bad
Now I'm not waiting for the smoke, but it's all good
This guy's a fucking dirty stream sniping fucking.
Why are they stream sniping Jason?
It's all annoying dude.
No.
Jason, what's happening?
This guy wins this round.
Just run
Whoa, he lost
Bro, you need terminals bro imagine you stop mid game except five fucking offers from a terminal right now
That's good
That's great
Put a
Lost all my fucking money, bro
I lost all my fucking money, wow.
teammate just got wrecked, I got you with a flash, big, big, big, big, big, big, that's
a good flash bro, nice, that's a great flash, oh AK, oh look at my AK, look at my AK
Just look, just look.
I see it, that's mine.
Oh, it's so tough.
Jungle, jungle, jungle!
I got you.
Jungle!
Why are you not planting and why are you fighting
and why are you not planting and why are you fighting?
I'm dead.
Win this, win this Humphrey for Emeru!
Wait, what? Nice profile picture.
Eww!
Eww!
Oh
Picture wait is that from?
That's from my I do follow it. I are kind of oh
Oh my god
That's a statement trust me
Let me see if I remember this low I remember this correctly
Yo, this whole thing has fucking pixel deep
What are you doing?
That's good smoke!
I'm literally a-
You're a loser
You win, you can win! Jason, you're the win con in this round!
Alright!
And the round is over
This guy is insane, he's insane
My finger...
Let's go
Imagine there's an e-girl that says, nice try, Jason.
Oh, my god, bro.
Well, I would pay to watch you, Riz, an e-girl on Valorant, bro.
I would pay you.
Why?
That would be awesome.
You got it, bro.
Goddamn.
Oh, my god.
I
What are your five kills aren't you a captain bro?
Yeah, they know exactly where I'm gonna be right now. I mean I want defense bro. No no excuses
Tell them it's fucked no bro. No anime eyes new skin. Oh, let me get let me get bro
Let me get let me get let me get yeah
I can buy you
Dude, what is this shitty skin? It's a good skin. Yeah, you won't be
Hold it down. They're gonna go be for sure. They're not gonna be I promise you not on my ass there be there be there be there be
They'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be
Oh
How am I dead? How am I dead decision carry all my legacy, but you died
I should need to practice upstream
I
Want
Yeah, it's profile picture is that real
Pro eels
Let yourself go bro
I
Like you play this game. I hate this game. No e-girls. No fucking abilities
This game is right this game is pretty similar to the life
But like bro and valor you can fucking sage orb and come on any to heal and fucking jet
Nice joke that deagle bro get another one shall we get another one shall we hold up?
nice Jason get another one shall we win this round with the game oh my here's a
fucking Nova planting planting planting it's your skin Jason
Do you go on the ground?
Yo, why are you talking what he's saying? Why are you talking why he's playing toxic?
We just got
He's actually
fucking below so when they ask what is default
no i'm fucking headless
fucking kill me
yo use the decoy as a flash bro come on
Oh my god, they're all dead to turn
He has a Marshall bro
Team captain could be pushed up on a I'm a demon. I'm a demon could be on b-site, but you never know
They know where you are bro, but you don't even need to know where they are
wait can you can you can't you can't do that you can't do that you see it's go
yeah you can't be jumpy
nice dude
the guy has an Nova again
oh my god bro this guy
oh my god
wait you can't make it
terrible skin but we lost lost aid yeah
DG guys and oh DG brothers I report all of you okay? Yo I said DG too guys okay?
Wait DG guys.
And we and I'm off this game bro. Let me send a few DMs out.
Um
What is this QSB
Alright come on bro, how about
Let's get a good lobby going let's get a good ass lobby go
Right lobby matter. No, just what we do, but we meet we meet people on Val we meet
People in a swift pit game and then we get them in a in an actual lobby and we play come on good comps
Yeah, okay, that's right. Let's run it bro, but I but I'm not playing with five dudes
Why what's wrong with the way we meet? Well, like it like you don't wrap on metal Malibu, right?
I know I know I know bro. You met me on this score like you've been a raffle-bound. Yeah, I know
Oh, this I'm gonna tell you a missing piece to the puzzle. I know exactly what day. I'm telling you
This is like telling you this is always here for you, bro
I'm always ready to do whatever you need, bro, but the only thing I'm not playing with five dudes
It's not something I'm gonna do
It's gonna be a neat lease need to be four to one bro very minimal
It's not you bro. It don't gotta be like that though. I'm telling you right now. It do gotta be like that, brother
I got a piss man. Are you gonna hold it down bro? I'm gonna send a few DMs. I'm gonna hold it down. I got you, bro
Just like stimulate the chat. Okay simulate the chat. All right, bet I guess
Hey, I'm really uh
Pretty sure he took his hand phones off already invited. Caternado already invited Hannah Kim, bro
Already sending. I'm halfway through typing my invite to ocean, bro
Let's see here, bro
Not sure who else to invite actually Cyan might be on but I don't even know if he I don't know if he daddy
Get crazy like that, but his ass was at the club. So maybe he is. I don't know. Let's check out of you
Time bomb
Saiyan should you trying to run this little thing back? I'm gonna just send her a mysterious message
Little thing back
Not sure who else to invite though that has not sure who else to at least have a ill
What is that ill my fault?
Yeah, everyone else got me blocked so it's like
I'm not a lot. I'm getting kings in this lobby, bro
One way or another, bro. He might have to change the name of our actual girls name
genuinely
Let me call
Get lays yeah, we good. Yeah, I'm not gonna air it right y'all don't even know if y'all get on airing
Aaron Aaron Aaron you gotta change your name on valor to a girl's name brahman
get you in this lobby all right change it to a girl's name it don't matter
brahman tell JC will girl right yeah yeah what up bro what's up I was just
I was just inviting catonato and oh they don't fuck with you they don't fuck
with me oh god don't fuck with me seen the DM but I don't fuck with you
to put it on god they don't fuck with you gang I wanted to hear you put it on god
I want to hear you put it on God what if I were to wanna play down or it
oh my oh my fucking god bro you're doing the puzzle and everything bro damn bro
Oh, it's linking it bro like I don't yo
We mean that shit hurt bro, bro, I asked you bro. I was just trying to comfort you come on
You're really gonna shoot at me. What about the guy who linked that really?
Did she play
She's all about it. Oh, but we need but we do need that fifth
No, you know stop all right. All right. You're right. What is your mom?
All right, getting getting your mode bro getting your mode. Come on, bro
Yo, yo, yo, it's good everybody
Almost had that lobby bro. Hey, wait, what service you got it? I got on everything bro
I'm trying to fight anyone
How do I did we find this with place to hello party people
The fuck is wrong
And buddy and...
Yo you came into a sweet play to mute people?
What about fucking loser?
What are you a loser bro?
Muddy!
Do you have your streaming?
Oh fuck!
God of me.
I can't breathe!
I just can't breathe!
I'm gonna do it to you, baby.
I'm gonna get you out of the wheels bro!
You have to read out the wheels bro!
You have to read out the wheels bro!
Streaming?
Yeah.
I stream a little bit here and there.
I'm not very big though.
What about you?
Yeah, I see.
You're just curious.
I don't shame.
I'm a streamer.
What's your name, little fellow?
My name is Young Bates Goh.
My favorite streamer is Jason and wean, though.
What about y'all?
Personally, I like every room.
Yeah, what's y'all's favorite streamer?
Goh, honestly, Jason and wean is funny, bro.
I mean when you like show me
Ha so
Okay, let's give him a lot. We say you didn't get your favorite streamer and and and
clove
Way to bring slope
Wait, what y'all smoke at the same time
That's a case so
He says a good one. Oh
What about you um, I didn't hear the question. What's your who's your favorite streamer?
now just in general or yeah for both to
I don't really watch your mother
I was majoring college oh my god
I'm still figuring that out
but you want to get to work like high schoolers
look at my brother
oh you from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas to where you guys from
I'm from Arlington.
I'm from Arlington.
Oh, you're not that far from here.
Wait, where are you from?
Wait, Tyler?
Tyler?
Oh, you cool.
Oh, I hate Tyler.
Whoa, everyone's from Texas.
I only hate it because it's so humid.
It's like the only place I went in Texas.
I'm from the Third Ward, ladies.
Where's that?
I don't know what that is.
I'm not in Texas.
Oh, stop telling me about that in Texas.
I'm not in my crew.
Um, actually, I live in Florida.
Oh, it's humid there too.
Yeah, super humid.
Yeah, I can't.
I curled my hair when I was in Tyler
and I literally walked outside for five minutes.
And it was straight.
What? No, you was crazy.
I hate that shit.
Girl, you was crazy.
Wait, what do you hate about that?
I just- cause I have nice curly lushes here too.
You sound pretty handsome, bro.
No, it's your turn.
Maybe we should have a- maybe we should have a floating side plot.
Oh, god.
Yeah, sure.
Hold on, ladies.
I might have to take him if you don't.
What?
I said, hold on, ladies.
I might take him if you don't.
I mean that's all you you got him
You playing
What they mean that's all me
They call you chop they call you chop
Yeah, are you guys not all cute together? No, no, just just me just me solo
Hmm, I don't believe that
Wait, why?
Personally, I'm Cuban to stage. What about you guys?
Oh, are you cute with the saves?
Aren't you the same?
I was just kidding. I'm not really cute. Hey, but I'm just so look you
Think they like me fuck
Jason I think they like me yeah, I think they do
They're looking feeling you though. I'm not alive, bro. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, you
You can have you can have them, but you got you can have you can have this day
Texas I'm from Texas. Yes. That's one thing we have a coming back
That's all you know
Oh, bro!
Why?
Oh!
That was nice!
That was sexy, bro!
Wait, so are you all in Texas?
No, no.
I live in California.
I'm from Texas.
Oh, why are you in Texas?
Oh, because I just put everything.
Oh, okay.
Wait, I thought you said you was from Texas, too, Sage.
You said you had a dollar.
Oh, no.
I've just been there.
I'm not from Texas.
That's where you're from.
I'm in Utah.
Oh, so why are you all six?
It's my best one. I know you you could blow here. I'll let you go when you would be better
Just walk like regular people, bro. We don't have to raise not a huge difference though. It's like an eight ping
Wait, you're from Utah. Yeah. Oh my god. Thank you for the rest
wait you got wait you're from Utah mm-hmm I used to live in Utah what part oh my
god it's like well I used to stay in Fagawi that is not a place no cuz I went
to you out I said where the fuck are we
you're an idiot
you're an idiot
you're an idiot
you're an idiot
you're an idiot
let's go
let's go
I just got 83
oh my god
come on bro
what are they talking about
oh my god
really
Oh my god.
Yo, bitch, I'll bail!
Like, come on, bro.
Wow.
Let me live this shit.
Lisa, how old are y'all?
I'm 21.
Same.
I'm 30.
What?
Bro, I can't lurp? I can't roleplay?
No, lurping is... is... is meta.
It's actually meta bro, I love about everything.
Oh my god, I'm so bad at this game.
Are you so bad?
You're feeling confident bro, I'm not going to lie.
You're feeling really good right now.
Let's go bro, I am feeling good.
Want to be fired today?
Show out bro!
Bang, yes!
They know I'm what though?
What they just all beat me?
Bro you're a co-master, I like that shit.
They all just peeked me. What was that? That's cold, bro
Bam and thon maker you same, huh? Oh
They changed this map it's so much different. Yeah, it's not fucking close
I think they're here again.
We're on the way.
Fuck, what am I doing, man?
I
55 on arena
You're him bro
No, you're carrying us
Wow
Whoa nice job dude.
Lucky graph.
I'm immortal too.
Nice, nice.
I'm immortal too.
I am immortal too.
Like God, Jesus.
Shuck it.
Here, we'll pull it up a little bit.
Pull it up.
Let's do it.
wait wait you're not immortal too I know who you feeling like now wait did she
say that you're so hot now I'm gonna stand down on these two but you can you
You can go, you can go, I'm just gonna die.
You're not even ranked.
He's smurfing right now.
They're A, I mean B, whatever this side is.
Oh my god.
I
Get them day get them day. Oh shit
Say nice, I take you some shots, but I'm gonna I'm gonna stand down. I'm staying down
Why are you standing down? This is you this is you this is your
I'ma stand down, I'ma stand down.
Why so close? What do you do for work?
Why? What do you do for work?
I'm unemployed.
Are you still in high school, Nan?
Hell no! I'm a grown ass man, I'm 21!
are you? Yes! What the fuck! He just sounded a little younger. No, no, no, no, I'm just
like excited so sometimes my excited voice is a bit higher but this is my
reverse. Okay, where's the deep voice? Where's the what? Oh, the deep voice. You said where's the deep voice?
I'm not a skriker man, I'm a bro.
Come on Jay.
Wait Jay this is like that one clip bro.
Oh my god three.
Get him!
Get him!
I'm a sniper.
Oh
close left close right three two one
Oh
This is what we do
Let's go. Yeah. Hey, I'll see y'all later. Hey
That's uh
We keep looking at you wait you weren't you weren't feeling it
I
Thought you weren't and you were that was probably I thought you weren't feeling them and I'll throw me off looky
I'm not feeling no one, bro. Yeah, we should keep looking bro. I was feeling I'm not on that timing dude
We could be on that time. They didn't sound Asian enough
I am what I have to say. I want to be the bearer man. No, I didn't cloud nice a poop bro on a party
What the fuck?
No, you're small, bro
Clown nine bro. Yo, y'all really that desperate. You're really that desperate for a new pro player. Yo, yo invite me to try out
Let's find the more girls or what bro she added you
No, I'm my friends fool. What's wrong with you? Did you not like?
What do you mean? She added this is for another bro. Holy shit
I'm alive bro. Can you have a Fee?
My friends as a fool to
We send his elses to retire me
What happened about a pro play is this to pop and chat yeah, but they're going to play right now
yo yo yo what's good yo y'all got mics or no
yo I've got a mic uh Brenna
submissive submissive eagle you have a mic
this guy was a voice maxbo I bet what
is that a voice changer wait what you got a voice changer
bitch I'm a girl why
oh my bad you're getting fucking canceled
wait what I don't want to get away why would you cancel me
We're also cancelling, cancelling, cancelling yet.
Cancelling.
Cancelling.
That's our man.
That's our man.
That's our man.
Hey, you all dead?
Hey, you all dead?
Good night and we-
Damn!
Are you all together?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
What do you mean?
Why are you fucking lying to him?
What?
I'm sorry to do this for you.
Oh my god, bro.
Did they do this?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be real. I'm real. I already muted everyone
You know, we found a salary show dearly
You know what's running your lead there, right? No
no they did uh
fucking twerp you see i got him you see i got him bro
sweating bro bro you got to take this girl
you got to take this girl from him by the way
yeah yeah they should drop bro go crazy i i hate to see you so how are you
I'm 19.
I'm 21.
19.
And, uh, Kunai?
19.
You say you're 18?
Yeah, I'm 18.
Okay.
I'm 18.
So, Submissive Eagle, are you cool with your boyfriend using voice meter?
Or did you not know how to use that?
No, I did not know that.
Oh, he, now he uses it to make his voice meter and it uses bass and studio mic.
That was just studio mic.
You did it.
Wait, why you got a studio mic for that?
Back up my boyfriend relieving the phone, right?
He's on voice meter, he's up and he's fucking bass.
What do you do, like, you do ASMR or what do you do?
No, I'm on the radio.
Oh, on the radio.
So hard.
On the radio, 18, what do you do?
What do you do on the radio, like?
I'm on the radio, so you know, like, Rick and Jubal?
I do that.
Nah, nah, nah.
That's cool.
Oh my god.
come on bro the walls are slowly coming down though this is the method
bro yeah oh my god why need an ego to queue in get fucking just show out bro the
walls are coming down dude the defense needs oh she loves him buddy oh she
loves she probably has fucking rings like Joel's and he's probably a fucking
Pantheon's voice meter is bass maxed out, bro. I can't compete. Okay. I can't fucking compete
Dude, we're getting voice mod. What do we do? I don't know bro down a voice meter, bro fucking bass abusing fuck
Why would you stop downplaying yourself bro keep going you're right, bro. You're right
So what do y'all do for work? I know the guy over there does a radio shit
I
Do only fans
Come on God on God
Nick like someone put it on God. All right. You are good. All right. So type your name
You know subscribe give me my number on supporter
like that right bro no you know you're gonna talk to me like that right bro all
right just stand down
I'm not
Bro keep that seat warm, bro, cuz as soon as you get up, bro, I'm taking a seat, bro
Okay, cool
I bet she just didn't know what it is.
I don't know.
Stop talking for a sec.
She's even added me, bro.
Less.
Good.
Calm, say.
I didn't think I could do it.
Now, dunky.
She just joined the party.
Oh, my god.
You just invited a 19-year-old OF girl into the lobby?
I got just fine you're so good
OH!
YEAH!
No!
You're acting tough
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
I MIGHT TAKE HIM!
I MIGHT TAKE HIM!
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, you gave me a piece too!
I got four! I got four!
I got four!
I got fucking four!
You only wanted me to talk to her!
You only wanted me to talk to her so you could make fun of me!
to be the gods didn't want me to bro they didn't want me bro you like a to
fucking guapo man you only wanted me to talk to her just so I could fucking
Wait, why'd you why'd you start off at 19? Don't you think that's a little early?
Yellow
Yeah
No, no, I'm not just trying to get to know you so much money in my fucking bank accounts insane. Yeah, how much
I don't get that
I mean your flexing the money you might as well give a little range. Hey, you make a lot of money, but
My jets subscribing is like your first supporter
Are you an insult, bro?
Is that what this is?
Is that what this is?
Oh, listen.
Oh, you are a LTN moid, bro.
All right, stand down, step aside.
I don't real know.
No.
Who are you?
Let's go.
Who am I?
I status mark you.
That's YBG the Don.
Stop playing with me.
Let's go.
Good shit, but I feel so loved when I'm with you,
bro.
I
Brace
No
How is that all the one bullet they get kids it was next to him
I
Yo, yo, it's a missy figure. I got a question
If you're in a room with cool nine the parts who you walking out with
You had some
Boy
Just happy
brother you brother you are him what's just happened let's go I'm him you've got
something special on man thank you rap you said that not not not status mark
him bro no no no that was a little oh my god he's got a fucking double
Collapse
Fucking fuck dude. No, I'm dead
I know I have him but like I feel like I'm already at a good point and nothing else I say is good at like I have nowhere else to go from here I've already won I don't really know where else to go from here so so is it cool that you're 1930 or no no no no no no no no no no no I mean sometimes we gotta get honest
No, bro, no.
Sometimes you gotta get the question out of the way, bro.
I know exactly where that player's getting off.
I mean we lost this flip right now it's all good because we got some missing ego in the lobby so I
think we won if I'm being honest with you guys.
NARCIL!
The UNDERGY in the game!
It's her duo bro!
Are you dead ass?
I'm done bro!
I'm done!
Yo!
She got a whole boyfriend bro!
She got a whole boyfriend bro!
I was targeting the wrong guy bro!
I'm sorry I'm wrong. Let me see if she don't join real quick. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. I got you after stop
Stop fucking with that lame and come fuck with a real boss
Stop looking with that lame can fold real boss
Why she not fucking with a real boss bro, she said oh, yeah for sure she said that she said that
But why she not join it up. Tell it tell it join a love you
I don't want to join the lobby.
Mommy.
I don't want to send that shit.
Oh my god, bro.
That's not funny, bro.
God.
Five.
Five.
We see how five.
I'm a teller. I'm so I'm not playing. That's what I'm saying. I'm not playing. The player you're trying to whisper is currently unreachable
You did us?
You did us.
Why would I joke about something like that?
Are you serious?
you
you
you
you
you
you
It has most girls.
I think it's like 30% of diamonds are girls.
High concentration of women in diamond rings.
Can I get a diamond smurf?
Other thing we could do is to make it so there's 100% chance of girls, we can invite
them to our five stack.
So instead of a good thing, then we just invite two girls to play with us.
That way it's perfect.
We could risk it.
gold account I do have a gold smurf at hand that works mmm but this girl's in
gold but I promise no there is a lot of girls in gold but I'm talking about the
highest concentration is diamond it's like 30% oh I play in diamond bro and I
don't see any girls I that dude it's 30% that's the highest in gold is gonna be
like 25% 26 where are you getting these stats from I want to see the stats
Search it up, bro. I search you search you search it up right now. I tell you that yeah
I can tell you from firsthand experience if I'm playing normal count diamond platinum
I'm getting maybe 15% of girls in a wide array of games
I'm getting a girl every one in four games. Yeah, I understand that but your personal anecdotes will never like outweigh the
Statistics, so I understand who conducted this research?
Who?
I didn't know who.
Google AI.
OK, OK.
Maybe I'm not smarter than AI.
That's something I've come to terms with, bro.
But yeah, the stats when I search it up is diamond.
Well, I'm going to ask chat GBT.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to see where we get.
Yeah, I ask.
Best known confalorant for e-girls.
So we can just hop on a game, bro?
But we're having an intellectual talk, gold to platinum, silver to gold to platinum, bro.
That's it.
Are you looking at updated statistics?
Oh, look, look, if this is, wait, okay, let me text, make sure it's 2026 statistics.
I got you.
So we're, god forbid, we can't just hop on the game.
AJ.
Oh my god.
AJ Diamond is 9%, bro.
No, but okay.
I just realized this too.
Yeah, oh my god. It's a Saturday. So that means like bro
It's gonna be all like the the good girls like the ones that don't be going out like the ones that just be staying inside and shit like
I think I'm just gonna play some valorant
And who knows if I find the one I find the one it's like guess what I'm talking dude
It's he's gonna find the one the two and the three bro right now
Well, this is like the time to find I call three and I call fucking
We're not even out here looking for Riz looking for girls. We're out here looking for love gang
Well, the girls you cuff
The girls you cuff why?
bro
My god and why would you here come? Oh my god, right? You're gonna be here in LA in four days. Yo, step the servers to Cali
Hey, what if we lay with these girls, but then they see we're chopped and they don't like us anymore
huh
What if these girls they were chopped and they don't like this anymore? I'm not gonna lie, bro one time like on e-pal
Yeah, do you know do you remember jam? Hey, yeah, I'm gonna have some for you. Yeah, Jimmy's. Yeah, really? Oh
I'm in well. She had me. I don't know what she would have you added. I'm gonna be honest bro. I
yeah, I
Cautious jammies on e-pal. Oh
Yeah
So what so let's say we get this too bad thing down. What happens when we can't fraud anymore?
We just have to like make shit happen, bro. Okay. Yeah, I like fucking fucking like yeah
We'll cross that bridge when we get there, bro. Yeah
This is bad wait. That's good. Where is Jay? I got a question that traps him in the lobby, but that's a good move
What do you mean no no no you do you want to trap them in lobby switch it so
there's not a custom game no switch it to cut the game as soon as they join hit
start game so they're forced in the loading screen they can't believe unless
they are you saying I'm saying if you put it to custom game you just insta
start the lobby they join started they can't leave like like fucking like
10 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds, they're gonna have to fucking hold their floor to get out!
Yeah, dude, dead ass.
I'm sweating bro.
Wait, Jason, what's your tag? Or YBG? What's your tag?
I forgot you.
It's Jason and a man, hashtag 6969.
Okay, Admi, my name is Ya Boy Fred.
What's the number? Or is it just that's it?
Ya Boy Fred, you'll see it.
Okay
Getting here
What it's whenever I mean again. Oh
Hey, wait a day wait some this emissive e-girl is about to join bro. She has one. All right, but a day
You could do my method. Whoa. Can I tell you my method Jason? Are you in the valorant LFG discord?
Well, they just care about their image so I know I know you want to join
Yeah, I'm already in.
You go to the Valorant LFG Discord, there's a channel called Social North America, so there's
two channels.
There's an 18 plus one.
Make sure you do the 18 plus one.
There's one that's not 18 plus.
Go to the Social NA 18 plus and then you type.
You ever confuse the two?
No, never.
So you go looking for someone to play Swift Play with, 21 plus, female preferred.
But do I say video camera on or no?
And then you say look into place with place or voice call. I try to do or video call
I didn't get many takers though, but then you take but you put parentheses female preferred
Need that
Are a genius bro gently? Yeah, who's not starting to queue back? Come on. Hey, I'm way. I'm waiting. She's better lose her games
Oh for
And then we get her friend in here, bro, okay, we got five. Oh my god
But we're friends of dude though
Wait what dude, you know chill. Yeah, I'm not I know bro
No
You should have blown my host you're like bro exit you ever be like every you ever be all like a crazy
How about you feeling good brother? Yeah? Yeah, let's make some more dudes around here. No, I know
No, but no, every every girl I try to raise ends up having a boyfriend or is on a yeah
We're called with another guy. Yeah
How do we get here happens to me a lot I don't even get here
All right, I just you yeah, yeah, you should find out
I don't know why she would keep you added an ad me. Do I just do I just uh, what is q-com?
It's you can't bro. We'll just I mean, bro
I checked the statistics in 2026. It said 9% of girls are in diamond
23% is in gold
It's 23 and it's 22 in silver, bro
Yeah
Oh dude, if we load into that lobby and I hear a girl voice
like we hit the log.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, just chill, just chill, bro.
Oh, just chill, just chill.
Wait, by who?
I got added by somebody named Submissive Mom.
Wait, that's my ex, bro, that was my ex.
You gotta chill, bro, that's my ex.
Actually?
Yes, bro, that was my old flame.
We had a thing, but I broke up with her.
She was being detained.
Yeah, yeah, I literally got stress for this.
What happened?
Wait.
Oh my, I'm gonna have to see.
Yo, yo, yo.
Get the kick button ready.
That's good.
Yo.
Yep, let's get him out.
Get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out.
Get him, get him.
Voice changer, bro.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, who am I to him?
That was me.
Bro.
Wow.
I got a random hat.
I got a random hat.
What's his name?
Submissive Army.
thing is when when you get these random ads you know that there's a 99% 99 99 yeah
but it's just a risk you have to take because magic one thing hey
oh my god I should actually like cleanse my brain real quick but I'm just
Oh
Why don't we play that
Oh
Bro, what have you all seen? Okay, you guys don't get married. You're stopping you, bro
But there's no way this is a dude. There's no fucking way
It's the guy may God kill me
Well, like now they know now they know they can get in now. They know you can get it
We're in y'all we're in
Hello, hello, hello, hello everybody
God we got raised victory
But I'm not gonna lie, bro. If this is a girl I'll suck about one. No that player one is that 1% chance
That's not how you do it as a player one. What do you want to play I could fill no look like the chain
Chamber to do
Give me out! Give me out!
I do have a free dodge. Are we going to use it?
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Number one mirror fan.
Let me just, let me just give my dodge.
Dodge.
Bro, the percentages of a ghost are going to be low, but you know that.
So this is a low chance, but Chamber, Yoru, can I please hear your guys' voices?
My God.
We're going to dodge this game unless you talk.
Oh my God.
Okay chamber your I'm gonna be honest. I'm a radiant Smurf and I'm gonna dodge unless you guys speak
and I
chance to win a free game i would have carried us wait wait bro the e-girl the
e-girl um had to be back okay and by the time i'm ready and then
i asked her she got friend wait this is definitely no this is definitely a dude
this is definitely a no it's not the right one bro
Huuuuhhhhhh
Yo!
They said it was good!
Bro, that's my boyfriend. Her boyfriend's here on the mic. Her boyfriend's here on the mic.
That's a different one. Different person.
It's a different one?
Hey, bro!
Huuuhhhh
My God, bro!
They can never...
They need a break.
I'll take the next dodge. I'll take the next dodge.
I wish they didn't have like a game mode, bro.
They need to make like a girls-only game mode.
Ohhhh!
Bro, I would make a whole new account and just click the girl option, bro.
So they didn't know they didn't make a girl's only game mode where like you need to submit your ID to riot just like
I'll we get girl council, huh?
Can we talk about Swiss the subject girl? Let's talk about like spring break coming up like what's everybody's offer spring break
Like what do you want to be? What are you talking about? Well, agent agent y'all was going crazy in the club last night, huh?
I
J
Ain't going nowhere last night. Oh, you gotta go to the club. You were Jason
No, I was in
Y'all they go to y'all they go to y'all was a party at the beach down in cuba cut y'all wasn't dancing and nothing at the club
Oh, bro. Oh, there's not a video of it. There's not a video of it. Hey,
Because you with a lot of my face, right?
So why is he lying about it? What happened what why lie?
No, bro. On God, if I went to a club. On God, if I went to a club last night, kill me.
Kill me!
What happened to that club?
If I went to a club last night, fucking shoot me down and kill me.
Oh, what?
Cause I'm on my locked in shit, Robbie going to the gym, Robbie fucking focusing on my health.
Bro, on God, if I went to a fucking club last night, fucking shoot me down.
May God strike me down.
Wow.
I guess I didn't go to a club.
No, we didn't, bro.
I guess I have to.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah.
I came, bro.
I came, bro.
I was just going to the gym.
The gym, okay.
The gym stream.
The stream, that's the guy that streamed.
Oh, because I'm in a relationship.
I'm a relationship with my family, my friends, and God up above.
Big one.
No, this is boxing me, dude.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
W-man.
W-man.
I think he just said W-man, but you know he just broke the allusion, right?
What?
He just said W man, so like he said W guapo for lying for him. You just broke my immersion
Bro, you just ruined the whole bit. Yeah, you said W
I'm muted player for just be player for it's about a bottom left bottom left. Okay. Yo
Good team. Yeah, what's up? What's up clove up player three stage you have a mic?
Normally whenever I play with a stage or some rules I like to read yeah
Shall we uh
Yeah, even I know the rules come on. Yeah, the rule number one he'll mean only me
See not responded though. Let's have it it. Oh
My dodging
No, I got a dodge
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's go. Let's probably go. I'm gonna add them. I jumped the gun. I had
No, I forgot to add them!
I added them! No, but I'll off!
Yeah, I'll give you their tag too, so we can add them.
That's a good move.
You don't want to jump the gun.
I hit a buzzer beater add.
That was crazy.
Wait, someone died!
No way, Q.
Holy shit.
I just want to see like a...
Let me see like a girl name.
Let me see like an Emily or something.
Oh my god.
Come on.
His page.
Do you want to...
I'm better at this.
Covering clothes, what am I waiting for?
Hovering clothes, clothes is what I'm changing.
Can I please have clothes?
I love clothes, my favorite character.
No, we're not gonna, there's no way we're getting a game room.
That's, sky isn't bad.
Do you play any Sage by chance?
Ooh.
Player five, what do you wanna play?
I could fail.
Jason, you have to dodge this one, bro.
Yo, player five, what do you wanna play?
I could fail, player five.
I'm going to be honest, okay, I'm going to be honest, I am a radiant Smurf and I just all I need to do, I play this game, I promise, I'm going to make sure we win this game, I just have to make sure you guys are mics.
Play one and play five to get to go.
No, no, no, I have a mic.
I have a mic.
You're throwing away an opportunity.
Oh, OK.
OK, play one with the mic.
OK, come on, come on.
Play one.
OK.
OK.
Hey, hey, hey.
He's just away from people right now.
He's two guys.
He's two guys.
He's two guys.
She is.
Oh, my God.
Hey, we're not here.
Hey, we're not here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
God, God, shit.
Oh, God, shit.
Bro, we're not only dogs.
Just for y'all, bro.
Yeah, but this is it.
OK, I have one more dog.
I have one more dodge at me though.
Just a piece.
So I'll be honest, I don't mind.
Like I would love to play with few boys.
All I care is about the guys.
But realistically, there's no fucking point
in playing this game if there's not gonna be
a girl in our lobby.
So I'll sit this one out
because I'd rather just watch from being on this.
What are you?
Dude, there's them, bro.
So bro, if there's three of us,
there's less chance of getting girls.
I just like, I just like.
Nah, we'll get, no, I think we'll get that.
I guess we'll get the game, bro.
Play bro. Let's just play this one. Okay. No matter what happened
Like there could be the manliest testosterone filled many other game, bro, and we're not dodging
This is getting a little unethical
This is fucking embarrassing. This is okay embarrassed. Do we want this to be our legacy legacy? No, fuck that
Not our legacy bro. We're better than this
This is just like, wow, wow.
Jason bro, you really put EPAL on the map, bro.
You're that guy, man.
And then you abandon it, bro.
Get ass, bro.
You really put that EPAL shit on the map, gay.
Yeah, yeah, EPAL, bro, that shit's dead now, huh?
Actually, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
The response time on EPAL is a lot faster
than it was back in the day.
You were on EPAL.
I still have it.
Remember when EPAL sponsored me back in the day?
I still have that account with infinite EPAL credits.
Oh my God, you did it.
I could do this.
I could order 15-year-olds right now.
You have infinite EPAL.
They gave me, no, they gave me a lot.
It's not infinite, but they gave me a good amount.
You still have?
I have that account, yeah.
I haven't been on it in a minute though.
That's kind of fucking crazy.
One.
huh
so
three
three
hello
what the fuck
why are you on desktop sex
thank you
i even got a new design on this screen
stop
you ain't seen me at the show
i was super great
he's bad he's bad he's bad
you might as well
Submissive mommy wait I already added this guy. No, no, no, no, no blocking. I'm not gonna lie
I could just do my method bro, so that way we were guaranteed like dude
What's wrong with like a five stack add just to go focus do it and then
Nothing like my phone
Okay bro, YBG going to LFG, social N8, 18 and then copy and paste what I said.
Sorry about that.
Did you see me?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna paste it.
I'm not in that server.
I was lurking.
Why do you want to say zero?
Let's go
I have a question if you if you could only choose one Boba order for the rest of the year
What would it be just a little bit are you prefer Starbucks or Boba?
Okay, if you don't choose one
No, I'm asking if it does I'm not hungover
Did like where
All right
Well, I mean other context that you asked AJ
Yeah, no, I'm not we should have a good substance to me
I just I just let you know you're
Good morning
Room this earlier today, and she's like oh when is YBG coming I said he'll be in a couple days
So um see she said she set up the law for you with like blankets and pillows for
But I also told her I said no
You could have that up in case he wants his own space, but he'll probably sleep with me in bed
Well, I was thinking that if there's already like another set of Wreck-A-Sleep at maybe
Yeah
Well, cuz he's staying with me and my crib and we don't really have much room
So he's gonna stay in the same room. Yeah, but it's not like I got a little little lofty or your mouth's at a little freak
Absolutely
What's good party people?
I
Like you guys have one at a time he was in
Yeah, I just made a both you guys
No, I'm down to play this one
We have to bro. We made that remember we made I know I know I know but like I just know if I dodge is no cool down
I know but you could dodge them like three times. No, you're gonna get three minutes. You're gonna get three minutes
I'm not gonna get three minutes. Oh, we can make it better. That's theory
We can make it like I know we promised but we should just test that theory honestly
This is a good theory to test
I just wanted to test the theory because
On God
It's our last day
No, no God on Wukong. That's it, bro. Okay. Yeah
And it's gonna be a fun game
No more, no more, no more.
I know, but if I am gonna be honest,
there is one more, because I cannot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Never just make some time, though.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Facts, I agree with you.
I'm saying in theory, like if the worst comes,
like if the world was ending
and we needed a dodge with no cold,
oh my God, come on.
The world was, oh my God, pray God.
Dude, this, this, this, this play,
because it's, no matter what,
we're playing this one out.
Yeah, no matter what, no matter what.
It's been hours since the last
Yo yo yo what's good party people
It's good yo, let's play
Hold on I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
Yo can we get a mic check?
Good crew
naps
That's fucking aura
That's aura
I'm gonna go pay better bro
Bro please don't go I know let's play
Oh my god, wait yo, why did you say he's going to the bathroom?
This guy's better done.
Oh my god, bro.
This dude is actually so weird, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm back.
My god, yo, I'm back
Right, it's great my balls
All right, come on
I got two more in me, bro. I got two more dodges in this account for we get a three minute bit
I'm gonna show you know right now. Yeah, I got one more. Yeah, you got one more. Hey, you good G
I got two more in me like at this point if you want to turn if you want to just play switch play, bro
Bro, it's about boat Jason
Jason you want gloves out of a fucking case, right? Why don't you just go buy the gloves? No, you want to get it in a case
Oh, I want to get the girl in a random encounter. Okay?
I
Could go buy an e-pal right now, bro, but I don't want that I want to be random bro his love is spontaneous
Clocked my shit dude YBG YBG what what does that become like this? What happened to you, bro?
You I'm
Let him out
Let him out
I see shades of him inside you screaming to get let out
This is true, nice to know
He's at you begging to be let out bro
Oh my god, I'm really going to know where the fucking game starts bruh
Hey what's up
Rolando nigga
Oh you just
I had on that monster you're selling now, thank you
I tried to see
You tell me you need me, but I need you, but I got you
But you got me, baby, I got you
I got you all right
There you go
Let's go bro. I hate this map, bro. Please god. Oh, I don't like this map either dude
Bro, you don't have to play
We're ninjas a Pokemon and it's over
Yo, I could play clothes if you guys want me to
The only thing is, I really would like a Sage on this map, but I'm not very good, if one of you guys should play it.
Uuuhhhhhh!
Sweet stage and close, we're running so slow.
What?
Not talking to you pal. I said you said what it toasts?
Oh no, why are you typing only at my back?
they tighten mad masculine gang
i'm not fucking with this map though ybg
both they get a you are one of the word
but we could be like this map bro
i don't like this map man
i'm gonna hit those way you got a mic
Five fucking eight this math.
It's a fucking eight this math.
Bro, there he is, bro.
AJ, AJ, AJ, I try to get my question.
Look at what I asked this thing in the tip, bro.
I try to get my question up no matter what.
I say, ever F.
I say, ever F.
Bro, what my fucking?
Last one.
That's a bad math.
J, do you want to see me play that map the whole day?
Hey, fucking game, man.
He's yelling now.
AJ, he's yelling now.
OK, dude, I'm going to be honest.
I have to open the text in a leak is like
No
I'm gonna set these really quick
Holy shit happening to you for fucking our bro because of bad mass
It was my Texas Virginia
Has metabasin Jason
Your eyes boy. You're not using them use your metaphors in eyes. I love your two potential
You already knew the best service for e-girls boy
Because you said it and then I switched it like just now
Nah, bro. You have met a vision bro. I believe you know
How about you play the game like real men and talk about masculine shit instead of trying to halt down any
girls on Valorant, bro.
Okay, when you word it like that, that's just vicious, bro.
But then I put it down on Yoxy.
It's going on Noxic.
Nigga, all right.
No, you're going on Noxic.
Congrats, bro.
Hey, Joe!
I'm locking it already!
I'm locking it already!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just a minute.
Hold on.
Yo, I have a baby.
I love this map.
I love...
Wait, what'd you say?
I say, yo.
Okay, wait, wait.
I'm a fucking riot developer if you don't dodge this fucking game your account will be gone. Do you hear me gone?
Dodges this game. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm not joking
You can dodge three times and not get a cool down and you can also remake twice
I
Put my keyboard about a day I'll plug them
For the wind is gonna move my shit and it's gonna make me move everything
God
Bro J like come on
come on bro how the fuck am i stuck in a loop oh do you want to play bind like god damn let's
just win let's just play the game okay but do you want to win on bind or you want to win on
haven't with three girls be honest that's not even possible back enemy team enemy team
flower we finally got a game man we're finally a game everything i have is unplugged
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Bro, I hate this guy!
Oh my god!
My wifi lag in!
I can't even move, bro!
Oh my god!
Jason, go run it down and die!
Go run it down and die, Jay!
Oh my god!
Yep, they're on A.
Run it down and die on A.
Just team flash, team flash.
Get them killed.
I should be so fucking like nice. Nice. Nice. This is Andrew guys trying. Don't go. Don't win. Don't win
Nice
Mods pin slicker, bro. Oh my god, those guys are spamming kill me kill me kill me. They're not killing me. Oh my
You're gonna wait the whole time, bro
I
Can't believe this yeah, I see cat
Like this might actually be possible, but you can never you can't see until you get to it again
No, it's just bad maps bro. I'm saying bro. I don't want to play by I just played by I don't play buying
We actually haven't played again. We haven't
I don't want to play the game in the spin pool ever again.
We're really here to make memories, bro.
Literally, I'm having a great time, honestly.
I'm having more and more good time out of the game, bro.
Out of the game.
Fuck the game.
Fuckin' my shit back in.
Hey, you guys have a good one, all right?
Oh, my God.
All the-
Yeah, I'm doing this here.
You talk at the end.
I'm doing it all together.
That's the coolest thing.
All this, all this.
Hey, who's on next remake?
Who's on next remake?
Oh my fucking god
I'm fallin bro I know I lost our two. I'm sorry. Oh whoever's the count this is but I'm sorry
I had to be done had to be done. We actually won't make it to a game. We won't finish the game
No, we're making it to a game. We're gassing it bro. We're good bro. We won't make it. We won't make it
All right, bro, yeah, yeah, I got a girl for y'all
Oh, my God, here, here, here, here.
Hey, yeah, this one's for you, OK?
OK, OK, OK.
That's all I ask in life.
Hey, hey, bro.
You're not going to be happy, bro.
What?
But he's going to put you all in some bullshit,
bro, I promise you.
No, he would never, bro.
He would never.
He knows better.
He knows better.
I go, he knows better.
Yeah, you know that is that never had little ass no better.
Robo is a little ass no better.
You would never put me on with somebody bad, bro.
That is somebody bad.
He would put you on with.
Yeah, somebody bad, but not somebody bad.
You know, yeah, that's something bad.
Somebody bad.
So I have a new cat.
Yo, that's cute.
Yo, I'm going to be honest.
Take off Cali servers, bro.
Yeah, I'm not a lot.
Wait, you don't want to meet Cali?
Cali given a new dude.
No, the female Cali servers is right now.
It's it's 5 30 a.m. 5 30 p.m. They're not living on right now
You know I'm saying we gotta catch them in the morning or at night. So take off Cali kids
Yeah, most of the girls be doing shit right now
It's 5 30 p.m. On a Saturday girls in Cali, but on the east coast it's 8 30 p.m. Maybe
You know, I like a lot of night out for the night or some freaks come out at night, bro
Shall we the freaks come out at night, bro, but we already out
Come on bro. Fucking freaks you're not a knight bro.
Are you gay or straight?
I'm straight man.
Do you think other people would think that?
Abuse
that's real love man I'm actually very into I really want to watch on Chibu oh
Chibu blue face oh my god I was crazy I'm gonna I was like I think blue as you
get his ass be for I love you want to see Chibu beat the brakes out of blue
face I want to see it bro that's crazy I'm winning so that go down I
I like to be a good fighter
Why'd you skip that what?
It's a lie
Jeffrey Epstein spotted a lie
Epstein is a lie
What the fuck?
Jeffrey Epstein is a lie
Epstein is a lie
What?
Is this a hi bro? Oh my this comment is actually real
Bro, this is literally the reason they released a I so they can confuse us with yourself and fellow fake
In Florida
That's your man
The apps time I'm gonna look at three years, bro. I'm gonna ask you
He and Tel Aviv
I'm gonna be a good one.
What is up? I've never played
this map. You can die. We
don't like this map. I know.
This map literally sucks.
Yo, Virtue player four. Your
boyfriend. You got Mike's or
no. Oh, my. Please. Please.
never done you wrong please please god please
please don't you dare they don't have mics bro but this might be two girls bro
and then they don't want to talk please girl we have to see the banners look at
their banners look at their banners be careful be ready oh my god bro I'm
I'm gonna aim on her if I see a fucking like the flowers or the heart
If we don't get through this fucking game game
Name up bro. I'm gay. Oh come on. Hey, bro, bro. Stop with the fake mad. Get up with the fake mad
Be down you want this bro. No, I don't bro. No
No
Fuckers bro
No
Wait
Every time and I'm at every time I'm one so I'm one tapping her every fucking time
My god, please I invite someone to the party
Oh man!
Move them bro!
Bro, what is wrong with you man?
They got an A's in, they guys sounded so A's in too bro, like wow.
Oh my god!
Bro, to be fair that was the person you added bro.
That was the person you did that, so...
Yeah, you did that.
Don't blame it on me man, I didn't invite him!
It's not your fault!
It's not your fault!
You invited him!
Bro, it's not your fault though, that's the thing.
thing like you can't go his name is not Emma bro and we want me to do
come on bro let's go bro let's fucking demon in this game
no
oh my god Bella's down
one enemy remaining Bella hashtag i love you xo
oh my god oh my god bro i dude i just wanted to hear the call
how are you all creamy am i in heaven how are you all creamy for a girl on
On the enemy team, this is insane.
I would do anything to switch place with Chigalugs
beyond the other team.
Oh my god, bro.
I would do literally anything, bro.
To be on the other team right now, oh my god.
Well, their comps are probably crazy.
Imagine if I could drop you.
Sweet!
Oh my god!
You can't do anything to be on the other team.
Oh god
Go ahead and type to her bro. No, no, no, you gotta wait you gotta wait. Yeah, like a nice round
Yeah, you can't know you don't want to scare these girls away. Can't scare
I
Well, let me go look at love
That's it. No, I'm on a top frag so I can impress her. No, let me do this
Let me go if I top right we know we have 13. Oh, no, just let me go buy her after
Just fucking get the kills there. No behind
Oh my god, you son of a decent shit on yeah
Give me a day you even do you
Come on bro, I'm feeling good this game. I feel I'm about to go crazy this game
It's gold bro. You're playing against Bella bro. You're fucking crazy right now.
Do you really want to do that good against Bella? What about her makes you want to just...
Bro, I can't just try to beat the bulls. You weren't playing against men.
You weren't playing against men. Yes I was.
Yeah, you were sucking bro.
Oh
I'm sick said oh my this guy is fucking voice-e-meter on brown hair. No
Come on, bro
Well, why me that's the enemy lock in bro. Let's bro bro fuck on his girl shit. Let's talk about life, man
What
soul bro fucking believes you that fucking bullshit what is life what is life without having a girl
yo y'all need to get girlfriends bro yeah we're trying god you're not you're not gonna get one on
valor bro like oh i don't need a girl friend bro i don't need a girl friend you don't know you
You need a girlfriend.
All I need is myself, kid.
My god, bro, that's cold.
You know that's cold, right?
Jesus Christ.
I don't need a girlfriend, bro.
That's cold.
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
Let's go.
Listen, listen.
You don't need anyone in life.
All you need is yourself.
Bro, what?
Like what?
Like what?
My fuck is just get out of a relationship and become
a son of a bitch.
Why did you get this guy?
Damn!
Yes, bro.
You start off single you start off single you're perfectly fine, bro. Why do you need a girl make up was that perfectly fine?
Find a girlfriend and then and then your heart and now you're like
I bought this.
I got a one, bro.
No, bro.
That's what you do.
That's what you do.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
That's what you do.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
Oh, you wouldn't go to get a girlfriend, bro.
Hey.
LCN, Copernitas, and Bandai fucking guys
like that.
Please, I said, ma damn ma.
Oh my god.
It's your day.
What?
I get two?
No, I get flashed.
Nice dude.
Yo.
See, you don't need that.
I'm doing this for Bella.
Are you dumb?
We are doing this for Bella.
I'm staying in, bro.
I'm adding her right now, bro.
No, no, no.
Don't drop the gun.
Bella, I stay.
I'll let you excel too late.
Consider the good jump, dickhead.
Consider it dumb.
No, because why would you imagine this?
After the game she checks the scoreboard. She sees you at the top. She's like
Yo, the fine guy was pretty good.
Yo, it's a you average guy.
This is why you're a fat fucking loser.
No, but no, but no, but no, but he's fucking girls, man.
Why are you talking about girls, bro?
Sometimes self-improvement, man.
Tell him about something else, bro.
And that's what I've been doing. I've been self-improving, bro.
By getting a girlfriend.
What? What? What?
You have a rough day and you're just trying to like get it out or something.
Bro, what's going on, bro?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah, where did that come from?
Nobody talked about your Chuck alien baby ass fucking retort!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I think it totally looks, bro!
Where did that come from?
Bro, talk about girls here!
Jesus Christ, bro!
Tell me, what do you like to do in life, but that doesn't...
Uh, talk to girls!
Girls, bro!
If there were no girls in this world, I would fucking kill myself!
Facts!
Facts!
What the point?!
That's not true, though!
Right now?
We're gonna make the world go round!
What a point!
Come on, bro!
Why do you hate girls so much?
Why do you hate girls so much?
I don't hate girls, I don't hate girls. It's just bro the past 30 an hour bro. All y'all been talking about is fucking girls
Man, you ever heard about yearning? You ever heard about yearning? How you ever heard of that?
No, honestly it's sad bro. Not me to get some fucking girls because god damn y'all are bitchless
It's fucking embarrassing
Can you only feel good about yourself when you put others down?
Is that the only way for you to hide yourself up or put another group of guys?
Is that the only way?
Am I fucked? Bella's still alive.
Pinder.
I got her!
I'm taking it!
one enemy remaining. No, she
killed me too. Oh, it's close.
Close. Look at this. Why do you do this? Do this? Do this? Oh my god. What are you doing, Jason?
I'm a one. That's what I'm doing. Oh my god.
God. Yeah, it's trash. Come on, bro. Just get some competitiveness. No, go on, bro.
Oh my god!
Just you thought it would be cute.
Just you thought it would be cute.
Look at y'all bro!
Y'all are fucking losers!
Hey there! Hey there!
Hey there! Hey there!
No matter what he says,
this is why you're a fucking loser!
Just ignore him!
Don't even talk back!
He's the one with the story and you're the fucking loser!
You're the fucking loser!
My fuck me?
I
So I'm a loser when Bella adds me back after this game
Oh my god, yeah, no you you
Wait
All enemy text no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you saw that I swear to God
I didn't I think screwing way to know I'm gonna share my screen
No stop
Pokemon in the chair
I mean hello, I mean I'm Bobby D. I met you. I met you
That's why I'm eating this egg to guapo pokey
This stuff is met as I mean, so I thought I could address you like China
How you need a carry pokey says you need
Yeah, wait pokey hop on wait, we hoppin on Val. Let's five-stack
Oh
I'm working on me
We don't like this normally this is good lobbies. This is good lobbies. We don't come like this normally
bro we could franchise low key
Yo, okay, okay, okay next game. We're about to wrap up. Let's get a good five-star go on wait boogie
You should get a friend and then and then boom we got a five-star
Um, and that's not guys.
He's one.
Guys, guys, guys, yo y'all are insane bro.
I'm shaking. I'm sweating. I'm sure they said please listen actually please
Also, okay, yeah, we get a five-stat we can we can literally play any great, but right now
I'm literally the best player in this fucking lobby man. It's so much better than it's fucking.
Flash in A.
No we jumped out.
What? Bro I heard it in front of me. My headphones on backwards.
I
Nice try bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I was trying my hardest. You respected me
Yeah, yeah, do you see me get some okay cool
Holy shit this guy has no reflex buddy still kill Bella. Holy shit y'all are trash
Good shit. Good shit. It's damn. It's 11-0. Oh, we are literally demolishing
Hey guys, all right, I'll wait like you meant pokey before right?
In my name. Yeah. Yeah, I I mean, I mean I met her. Yeah, I'm October. Yeah, I met her. Oh, yeah
Yeah, AJ. What about you, bro?
um maybe maybe one i'm not maybe once maybe maybe okay
so AJ literally what a fucking what bro why are you talking about me bro focus on the game
bro don't let's just wait i don't want to focus on the game like
bro now everything has to be girls girls girls bro just literally bro is all you talk about
girls bro it's weird you were talking about doing a stream of clad and you're
spending like what are you good at just please bro like are you an ally actually
are you actually an ally I just want to play Valorant bro that's our first round
so y'all just switched up wasn't you talking about doing a stream of class
I know
Yo, I
You didn't say that!
Oh, you didn't say that!
Cause I'm going to flip right now
Oh, you're trolling
I came back, but he was fun on Twitter
and you liked it
Oh, okay
What are you talking about, bro?
I guess I'm the dumb one
I don't know
Yo, I know what type of person you are, bro
You're a weird type of person
I know what type of person you are, bro
And Greg, I know that Jason
Jason, great
And now we know your character
Great
And now we know your character
Nah
I can't believe y'all, bro
Y'all are crazy
Y'all guys are that great
Now we know you're up how do I tell you listen listen play can we just play we just
Don't play coms. I hate when I'm playing ballerina people backseat
The chat anymore bro. She's not
Anyone
Why are you making it weird she's not a chat anymore y'all can go back pokey pokey love the neighbor tiktok by the way
They're great. She's not in the chat. Okay
My favorite tiktoks actually where the neighbor once
Ninety the chamber
Ninety the chamber
I walk
It's a two to you bud
And what's up man, and now he goes online. Oh my jump scare, bro. Hey me me me me me me me me me
I don't want to play with the two people in your lobby Oh, that's totally fine I could sit I would I would commit seppuku if
Pokey made asked me to
You just asked what my wrinkles I
Don't know right now. Everyone's I give a G. Let me know I get a bit
Yeah, yeah, no
We gotta even out the ratio for her, bro. I know I know I know we gotta get a girl, bro
I
Fuck it's so funny. I'm laughing at guapo a to guapo. You call me
He's one
We're gonna buy...
Niiiice we won.
Alright GG.
Wow, where's the demons dude?
Let's go! Good job guys.
Thanks, Burn.
Wow.
Fucking Bella was a guy this whole time, yeah.
What, is it?
You don't know that, bro?
Wait, she said she's 15.
First that has only one way to find out.
She said she's 15.
No, no, not in my hair.
Not in my hair.
Not in my hair.
So I mean, the fence could be literally anyone.
Danish, as long as they don't talk.
Look, it's easy.
Watch.
This is what you do.
Let's go.
Look.
Let's go down Twitch, bro.
Oh, you're a genius.
We actually have Hela partner badges.
Ask Tina, but bro. Nah, she's already she's a
Valkyrie
She's playing already
Oh my fuck no no no wait leave me. No. No. No. I didn't mean to do that Jason. No, no
We leave me. I I swear to God. I didn't do that. I swear to God. I didn't need to do what I
meant to join their party Oh
You invited someone here
Jody
Let's not bother you, I'm gonna invite them to our lobby
Okay, here here here
Wait, you want me to ask quarter jayder now?
Yeah, fuck you
Yo Jody
Let me know if you want a five stack vow, me, you, Wappo, YBG and Pokey
Oh, it's super high up to what I feel like there's a who the fuck is why we do you kind of
No, no, what do you this isn't that good either?
I
Yeah, my daughter what is happening? Okay, let me know if you want a five-track val valerant in the big 2026
Valorant me you guapo. Oh my favorite man in the world. Why do you?
Oh now who's playing valorant right now?
What was your favorite man in the world? That's what she said. What?
She knows. Oh, I love. Oh, yeah, I love Jody. Awesome. Oh, I don't know that game scares me now
Scares her. She's married. Yes. I know
Okay, I'm gonna be a weird
So was that a yes or no, he seems good I've never had to walk on my table before
four
i'm actually an ocean if anything
the thing is i'm super down for valor in a five-second only a five-second like i
would never play this game anymore as five
well in the same capacity that it did when i was grinding the fuck out of like
it just it's not the same it's it's not the same
you know jody's really cool so that was a so that was a no
so was that a yes or no
like that's our bread and butter
well not anymore but like it was it was our bread and butter
the new U.S. cheek wait like they changed it from
so you down what's wrong with valor i mean
valor nothing's wrong with valor i just think it wasn't it's not in its
mom glory days you know so you mom i'm hungry
we were 23 bro no you're a wow streamer now okay i'm 23 i can't have a mom
more 23 years young bro he's level 23 I leveled up I'm level 22 right now well
She said when right now
I have to download it and then I do this update. It's gonna make me restart my computer then I'm no but like
If it's updated like I'm down, you know what I mean?
Pretty please don't relapse. I don't think it's possible for me anymore to relapse. I think it's
So how are you all gonna act in this lobby y'all gonna change y'all just ever keep the same energy
Are you?
I'm not interested.
I'm not interested.
I'm not interested.
Nobody dick, bro.
You're not always like that.
No, no, are you bad?
Yeah, I'm gonna act normal, bro.
How I always act.
How you gonna act?
I'm gonna act normal, bro.
I'm just...
I'm here to play a dollar.
I'm just gonna play the game, bro.
to be played I'm not gonna play you like the game how you played it cuz you
revolutionize this game on e-mail you want to organize this game yeah I got
market over a 15 year old girl wow you're gonna make your man's look crazy
like that oh Jesus Christ make your man's look crazy like that that's how
serious it got in for you oh my okay you know you know hey hey how about this
They said you win. Are you pleased with yourself?
You went too far and you won big bro big bro. You got it big bro. Oh, you got it big bro
You feel good about yourself?
I'll stand down big way. She's she's see up in her game. She didn't need to restart
Yeah
Hey, hey, we're gonna get this lobby going
Oh, it's party. Oh my god. Happy party. Awesome. It's happy party. Who's the new agent? Oh
It is oh my god, bro. I have a story in middle school for pi day. We were supposed to bring a circular food
Like so we can measure the radius and shit, bro
Everyone brought like cookies and like small foods bro about a double cheeseburger, and I felt so fat
All right, but that's that doesn't matter. No cares
Yeah, holy shit.
Bro, you're not using this time to mentally prepare it, bro?
You're just like, talking about pie.
OK, so let's see.
We're not going to play that many games.
Do you take every chance at jumping on the naked dick
day?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So, like, well, let's all be a star strike
to meet your favorite streamer.
I bet.
Yo, yo, hey, hey, y'all.
I'm invited Pookie main to the discord, okay
And then I don't know about quarter G. I don't have quarter G. I don't want discord
I'm gonna
I'm gonna be able to talk. I'm gonna go to bed. No. No, we are going
Oh my god, bro are you
Oh my god couple double double I'm not
swollen bro I'm not strong I'm just gonna play the game bro I'm just gonna play the game bro
No, no, unfun push the top, bro.
Unpush the top.
Dude, you have to-
Well, no, because no, my mic has mad background noise
and shit, I don't wanna like,
I be on my phone sometimes.
No, you don't, bro.
No, you don't, don't get nervous, bro.
Yo, yo.
Just act like it's a regular ballerin' game.
That's all, man.
It is a regular, dude, I always act
like it's a regular ballerin' game.
Why are you implying that I don't, bro?
I always, I'm, I'm, I'm just trying to be myself.
Why got everybody mad at me for it?
That ass.
Wait, what happened?
Let my profile picture, bro,
it's me and my best friend.
Who is the?
Who is the?
I'm just for, I'm my best friend.
He has my bro, Marlon, I'm my best friend.
Yo, I'm back.
Yo.
She says she was scared to join the call.
Wait, who, Pokimane or Quarter J?
Hey, Jay.
Hey, Jay!
Hello, Poki, how you doing?
I really need to catch up on that.
Hey.
It's time to hop on Val again just like old times.
I don't even think I have you added.
Can you send me your thing to add?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is me right here.
Yo, AJ. So this is A2 Guapo.
Because A2, they're scared to talk to you.
Guapo, that's Guapo right there.
And this is YBG. You've met him in person.
Hi.
That's Bucky Man, obviously.
I feel like I've met him both.
or maybe just online or not.
Hi.
Hello.
Why are you guys shy?
No, I'm just a little starstruck right now.
I'm just a little starstruck.
Oh, no, no, I'm not.
What's going on in here?
I'm not shy.
I'm normally like this.
Aw.
Oh, wait.
Can you guys?
Well, I'm also normally like this.
One sec, one sec.
Wait, did you add me bogey?
Oops, he definitely did.
Yo, I'm really scared.
I'm really scared, but I'm not scared.
I'll give it.
Listen, listen, listen.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
Listen, I'm really scared.
I'm really scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
This is a regular fucking person, bro.
OK, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
We all shit the same.
You're right.
We all are.
The only difference is she has periods.
Oh.
And that's horrible.
And that's horrible.
But you feel me?
Where are you going with this?
Where are you going?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know if the only difference is that she's a woman and we're men. That's all, bro.
Alright, bro. I'm just gonna... AJ, you say something to me,
because he just said some shit about it.
AJ.
Hey, I got nothing to say, gay.
Bitch, I knew you was lying!
Yo! Yo! Yo! It was...
It was all I gotta get a girl to go.
We gotta get a girl.
It's not a girl.
It's not a girl.
This is not a girl.
This is Pokey Bane, bro.
Are you crazy?
This is not a girl.
Jason, I don't know what you're talking about,
but that was the old me, dead ass.
That was 30 minutes ago.
A different man.
30 minutes ago.
And the thing about me is I'm always evolving,
always changing, always evolving,
always bettering myself.
Oh, yeah, bro.
So yeah, that was the old me.
I don't appreciate you bringing up the past.
Oh my god, oh my god, what's her just for
Yo
Sup wait pokey. Can you add a jade to the disc? That's a ballerette
Okay, bet
Sounds good once it was the last time you were on
I'm not nervous. I just have like speech problems. I'm not the best speaker
Hey, this is a to Guapo right here on the on the far left. And this is my friend ybg
I think it was just because Jason was new to the game and we kept
So he just didn't like um he didn't like the map so we dodged it and then some of them there was a new agent like way
Lay and he wasn't used never played that wasn't yeah, okay
It's okay Jody's here. She's gonna carry guys. I haven't played this game in seven years
I play this game all the time.
I actually don't know how good everyone else is.
I play this game all the time.
Yeah, I used to play it.
Or did GTA take you?
I actually quit GTA.
What? You've changed.
Wait, Poki, did you add me?
I know.
Wait, Poki, did you add me?
I thought I did.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Playing some Father Ranch.
My buddies.
Ah.
So, you guys go, it's like Poki left.
So why don't you do what's your favorite grocery to get?
Tomatoes, bananas, things with low calories, yep.
Had a bit of a discord glitch, didn't we?
Yeah, you know how I won't let you mute unless you open it in admin?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Don't worry, I would not abruptly re-jotie that.
Sweet.
So what's your favorite groceries to get in store?
Oh, that's a good question.
yes actually a good really good question eggs oh whole protein protein I like egg whites personally
I'm back I'm back I don't like that because God made them together and so I think that's how it was
I completely agree oh yeah completely agree yeah but you know I'm so I'm on a cut and I'm
I'm on quite an aggressive cut.
So just go to the gym, push, pull, legs, all that.
If you see like aggressive cuts, are you counting your calories?
Yeah, counting my calories for sure,
getting my protein in, making sure I keep my protein up
and calories down, actually.
Fiber as well, because it's good for you and stuff.
So one of my chats said egg whites have like nothing
for you virtually.
What?
Egg whites is really, really healthy because of protein.
High in protein, low in calorie.
And it's actually a common misconception.
If you eat too much yolk, guess what?
You can have high cholesterol and that's bad.
I actually think that's true.
I think it's pretty healthy.
Oh, that's true, yeah.
It is healthy.
But listen, if you eat too much yolk,
then a baby chicken could go inside your tummy.
Well, what's wrong with that?
Nothing, childbirth is a miracle.
I think that's a myth.
Wait, are we playing the game?
Is it the baby chicken or the egg white?
I think it's the baby, I think the baby's sick.
So, you guys, uh.
Wait, where's Guapo?
Is he back?
I think he went to the bathroom.
I need to join the lobby.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm here.
Sorry, I think I didn't announce when I came back.
Welcome back.
Where's our queen, Jody?
I'm coming.
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can I request a drink?
I'm coming home.
I'm coming home.
Tell the world
I thought we were like singing lyrics
Keep it going, y'all
Tell the world that I'm coming home
Let the rain
Bust the rain
I don't know the rest of the lyrics
They
A kingdom of ways
Guys, come on
But you'll be sad, guys, come on
Are you guys so bad or are you couldn't wait let's see I saw the Johnny does yeah, I guess I'm the same
Okay, yeah
No, that was really yeah, ma's thumb and hers
Wait, you're gonna get pink guy. No over your mic, bro
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Jody, do you have, um, wait, I can call you Jody, right?
Yeah, yeah. I'm requesting to join up Pokey, but she won't accept me.
Oh, I'm so sorry I have my chat open, so I can't see that tab area. I accept it.
Thank you. Also did not know you were a jinx dog though.
No, that's me, that's me.
So, so what kind of server should we be running for you guys?
What do you, oh, West Coast? West Coast? Okay.
it. Or like if that's really bad for someone we could do central too. No, no, whatever's
good for you guys. Let's go man. They changed it a while ago. Looks like ass. Ah, sorry,
yeah, I'm not a big fan too. Yo Guapo! I think I made it. No, no, no, I'm here, I'm just
there enjoying the conversation. But you should jump in then. No, I am, I'm just.
I think we should do some team bonding, because Guapo...
Oh, start us off, Jack.
No, no, no, I don't know.
Let's do some icebreaker questions, y'all.
Yeah, it seems like some people are shy.
What do y'all like to do for fun?
I'll start first.
I like to...
I like to...
Damn, I don't really have much hobbies.
Nothing? You don't do anything for fun?
I liked...
I liked to...
That's really sad, Jason.
Yeah, yeah, no.
I liked to...
I liked to play...
I liked to...
I liked to...
I like to goon.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I like to work out.
I like to work out.
All right.
There we go.
Jason, just know that strike one.
Three strikes.
I'm out the hole.
Jason, Jason, I'm not playing with you, bro.
If only I leave, you know.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And both of them are dead.
I'm not leaving too.
If they're leaving, I'm out.
Seriously.
All right.
All right, next so what do we actually do for fun? I like to work out. I like to work out
I've been working out a lot recently, okay
All right next I like to watch TV shows read
What kind of TV shows?
I've been watching House of Cards recently
Yeah, it's very intense very
Very good.
What about you guys?
Next, let's go with Jodi.
Okay.
Who's third?
Who's third would it be?
Fully not broken, we are.
Wait, Jodi or Jodi?
We are frozen right now.
No, Jodi, what's your favorite thing to do?
I love to read, I like to game a lot.
And I like to be an outside, I like nature.
Not bad, sounds at all.
What about you Guapo?
Personally, me, I do like food.
However, I'm undergoing a health transformation.
I like to eat food.
I am physically active.
I like to go on runs, like to box, like to play basketball.
And I like to play video games.
And I also like to hang out with my friends, build healthy relationships with my friends,
family, and get closer to God.
That's my girl.
Praying right now.
Sorry.
Prove it.
You guys really planned that, didn't you?
No, this guy's a fool, bro.
This guy is a troll.
Oh, thank you, mom.
Wait, I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
twice
yes sorry
yes mom sorry
is that actually your mom?
oh yeah
so
so did we all go on uh...
on what we like to do?
one like a way
thank you
yeah we all went alright
well
let's do another head count because i don't think all of us went
wait who didn't go?
i think we all went
did you go?
no
oh shit my man
alright you all went
you want to know what i do for fun
yeah what do you do for fun
i like long walks on the beach
stargazing, sungazing, cloud watching
i like volunteering
uh... where do you volunteer?
not us going to move it!
i love us
honestly i love us
we're so fun
anyways
next question
that's incredible
Oh, soup kitchens.
Oh, really?
Like where?
Like the soup kitchens?
Yeah, but they're usually affiliated
with a certain organization or like a bunch of others.
GD is normally what I hang around.
Gangster disciples?
Well, there's a few of those there.
There's a few of those there.
I don't really, I try not to say affiliated though.
So what do you guys think, Jay Bullen or Tis Mola?
Who are they?
What are you talking about, bro?
Dave Bullitt and Tisvalado on TikTok?
They're beefing, actually.
I don't know.
I don't get this.
I don't get that, Lore.
Wait, what's your guys' favorite foods?
Ooh, good question.
I'll go last again.
I like spaghetti bullonino.
Ooh, that's a good question.
I really do.
I've never been a tomato sauce kind of guy.
I like escargot.
So funny, yeah, so funny, but I'm funny, I actually-
No, sometimes I like to laugh at just the absurdity of life.
I like that.
Oh, I was going to say my favorite foods, if anybody-
Yeah, go ahead.
I care, I would like to hear this, yes.
Faa, ramen, sushi, fried chicken, breakfast burritos, calamari, and sushi.
and sushi. Yeah, so good. Oh, and honorable mention, uh, cause you mentioned pasta. Bro,
favorite food, not favorite foods. Well, those are all my number one favorite food.
I'm gonna go with the one. Thank you. And, and my favorite honorable mention is carbonara,
but not, not like with, uh, pancetta. It gotta be with guanciale.
I don't even know what that means.
Come on, bro.
I'm making fresh from scratch, actually.
All right.
Hey, Pokey or Jody?
Oh, no.
Pokey already went.
Sorry.
Jody.
I don't want to raise or sit.
What was the question I think you already wanted?
Play or do you want?
Play or do you want?
Yeah, play or do you want?
Indian food is so good.
Indian food?
Indian food my favorite which one which one well basically if you just take me to
an Indian restaurant I'll get whatever I call eat anything on that menu other
chicken yeah it doesn't matter it could be anything yeah it just has my
favorite flavor profile because it's super flavorful and then like I love the
textures and the vegetables and so comforting with like a little sweet
treatment I got a confession to make the floor is yours my favorite food wasn't
escargot it's boom-bo-way
you want to talk about it sounds like you want to talk about it's okay I don't
like lying I don't play like I just why'd you lie I don't know I don't know
All right, man, let's win this fucking game, y'all.
So did we all go on our favorite fruits?
Yeah, we did.
We did.
Honorable mention, though, I'm going
to have to go with the cream brulee for dessert or cheesecake.
Grills with cheesecake.
Also over here, guys, what's the bandit?
What is this?
Oh, that's a new guy.
You should try it.
You should just try all the new stuff.
Oh, it's expensive.
Oh, I could buy it for you if you would like.
There's a lot of desserts with bread.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's like heavy on the bread.
So flat.
Red pudding.
Red pudding.
Yes!
Holy cow.
Really, is that so good?
I'm shaking.
Wake ice cream?
OK, specifically chocolate.
Chocolate?
Chocolate?
Yeah.
Now you're talking my language!
Oh my god, I have A, can you just come back?
Are you f**ked, man?
I have A, I have A.
Okay, maybe one out mid.
Be careful, mate.
Yeah, I got this. Yeah, I got this.
Don't die, AJ.
Hey
Come on we got a win this we got a fucking win this man. Let's go guys come on
What's the idea? I could I could have no one else wants you we can we can rotate idea me. Let's go
I think we're here
So why would you tell me let me start and then you just start well take us take it back see okay, I'll let force fingers and go
I
Got one I just kill everybody. I mean, I got a feeling we should not
I mean that was kind of the plate of us and folding
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Why? He's trying to have it. That's actually cringe. That's actually cringe. I'm going to
humble that guy just because of that. Let's go guys. Jason, you want to hide you?
Me personally, I think the highest link here should hide you out.
I agree. I think that might be Jody.
Wait, no. Yeah, yeah. Let's get an idea.
Okay, we're gonna fake C and we're just gonna get bombed down on it.
Should I force here or not?
Should I force? I feel like I would love to force.
We'd love to force.
Half-five. So Jody is in charge of communications, and I am the CFO.
Fuck, I got seen by that.
The F stands for financials.
Okay, yeah, I like that
I thought I'd stand for phenomenal kill the car kill the fucking
I blinked.
He has a specter here.
Ooh, I'll go there.
I'm gonna fucking beam it on him.
Ooh!
Ooh, I'm not bad, let's go!
Alright, that's a good round out of you.
Nah, Jody, you might have to keep IG alien.
Here we can buy, here we can buy.
Nice, good comps, good comps.
Okay, what should I buy, Pokimit?
Buy me a sandstone.
Yup. Good deal.
Yup.
And some shields.
Yup.
Yeah, my shields.
Okay, Jody, what are we doing?
We are going, we have this kale thing and then we're going to bombard.
I'm going to need a silver drone short please.
And then yeah, we go, go, go.
Phoenix, you're going to go short and you're going to flash over this box.
Do I wait a men's drone or drone right off?
Yes ma'am.
Wait, wait, wait.
Back him, back him, back him, back him, back him.
Back him, back him, back him.
Never mind.
Back him.
Go, go, go, go.
Going no
I'm blind I'm blind I'm blind I'm blind I'm trapped on top of the box
That was a bad dash bro, what am I doing?
Nice!
Should I heal?
Yeah.
Head up box.
Kato and Jet holding short.
One, two, three.
Wait.
On the right side long, no, what a lucky shot he hit on you.
He's still snapping obviously, what a fucking bomb.
Oh my god, Joey!
a little rusty a little rusty a little rusty
hey wait nice try look I finished my food I'm ready
my grandma made jambalaya oh I love jambalaya
yeah it's delicious yummy
good times good times I'm very full I'm a I'm very full
I was so good. I was almost gonna get a second serving
They rotate pretty fast. I feel like we should be paying on them plus only a chamber
Okay, so
I got you. I got you.
Let's everybody group up. We're in a 5D4.
Grouping, grouping, grouping, grouping, grouping.
Oh, give me a double bar.
Double bar. Double bar.
There is a Marshall, right?
No!
I'm scared.
You guys, you want to come walk in?
Two men, two men, two men.
Come walk in. Come walk in, man.
God damn it, man.
I'm playing from mid. I'm playing from mid.
I
Know AJ that's two vandals
Yeah, oh and five YBG you gotta lock in bro
Oh, they're gonna flaky bear Wow, oh, you got this it though. Oh, no, you're dead. You're
Oh my god, oh my god, you're him. Yeah, wait wait you can win the game. Just play it
Baxi Berry
0-5
Walking up window
Yeah, honestly not a batch right
not lurk a okay yeah yeah I'm sorry about that I'm sorry I'm sorry man but
like what's the issue in this picture you know okay where do you want me
we don't come see because we do a little um see split here yeah yeah yeah yeah
cross there always yeah like oh we're about to fucking die never mind it's
Oh, I did that back in! Run in, I have a red!
Run in, run in, run in, run in, run in, run in.
Am I like okay in the head, bro?
You was fun.
What? There's a cool thing!
Nice job!
Nice guy!
Nice job, guys.
Nice guys, I got mine. I got, I got, I got a kill.
You do as Molly from Sparrow.
That's not normal at all, babe.
Okay.
Great job, guys. Just incredible.
Let's get him. Let's, can I even die?
I'll keep listening.
What if we took B site?
Yeah, Defiance.
What?
Are you ready?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
How much is Jason paying me?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'll double it.
Me and him are friends.
I just played with him for fun.
Who said that?
Are we going?
Yeah, let's go B instead.
Oh, that's a 2.
That's a 2.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm the left.
Oh, I was holding the garage pressure.
I'm sorry.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up on my A like that.
Oh, fuck.
I need you.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
I'm smoked up.
One.
One.
One seaside.
One seaside.
I think Reyna, we haven't seen.
No, that guy's dead.
No.
Reyna, we haven't seen.
I'm done.
I can rest if you need me to AJ
Hey, you don't need every kill. You got it. You don't need every kill, bro
Dude AJ good job. Thank you, man. Thank you. You're going crazy. Thank you
I got reds go crazy guys I bet oh what do you want to rush Jody?
they're kind of on a shit buy
you want to run?
let's go see
no
fuck my game
come and buy me a Samson's Pizza
gotcha
thank you
do you want this skin or
I'm gonna go fast
I'm gonna get my hold.
What dude?
Alright, alright.
Oh, I can't look here.
I can't look here.
I can't look here.
I can't look here.
I can't look here.
I can't look here.
that's a rare he's bad yeah he's beat he's beat let's go team teammates everybody
got one kill let's go bro we're not doing too bad y'all
I
So Jody how do you like um your your new location location?
Oh, you didn't move out, huh? I did I need to watch and I love it
I mean, I ripped it so I really liked it already, but I'm really happy
Yeah, you pay them less taxes ever. Yeah. Yep. Yep. No Washington state tax. Yeah, I was on my field
Yeah I like the weather it's like Twilight.
Well actually fun fact some of Twilight was actually filmed in Seattle, Washington
or well not Seattle Washington just Washington in general.
Washington and Alaska.
Or and this one.
I think chamber no fucking wishing I'm done. I got this I got this
yeah I was watch this if you think he could have timing and got the timing
long
I
Do it what am I doing on my brain just follow now you had that if you judge
I mean that's what fight. Oh my god
I was but if I dashed chamber would have killed me. It's so off. Oh my god. Nah, you could have that close to the box
I don't want to hear it out of some negative down there, bro
people negative
No, I'd say why does yeah, I don't think it's cool. He's doing that. I think having your fun
Just get up man
I
Nice nice
So did everybody here eat today, yeah
That's fun actually. Oh
Bro, I love fun, bro. Oh
Wow
No, Jason, please how literally that's literally a Vietnamese dish
It is what I did
You can drop on me that means
No, I will
Oh, I'm so often. I'm scared. Yeah, this is a little scared the short short scary
Yeah
What just happened Jodie I have a mirror to me
Oh my god, this guy's my mini map. Okay only flank
I'm black face it. I'm literally him. I'm so am I
Come on baby, let's go
Frickin go guys. Nice job guys. Just like, where's the best?
Wait, Pokey, you never heard of Fodab yet?
Yeah, but I could have swarming said C.H.
I would
Pokey, you know me. I would never even- those words would never- that word would never come out of my mouth.
Thank you.
I need to take him away like that.
Thank you.
Well, I'm a very forgiving guy, you know?
You don't bother me.
So what did everybody else eat today?
I have loved chicken pot pie.
You ever had chicken pot pie from KFC?
You get two for eight dollars.
It's so good.
It's underrated menu.
I've never seen them.
Oh shit, I'll go see you guys.
Oh shit.
I got this.
Couple A.
Help! Help! Help!
Come on, go in it, go in it.
Oh, I already used my smoke, actually.
Oh, good!
No, I'm not sure. I think one of you teleported at the end of the day.
Damn.
Hold on, I have the 6-7!
I got the 6-7!
At the top. The score, it's 6-7.
Oh my god!
We said no smoke oh my god it might be see you guys yeah see it's the sea
they're see it's just no way wait there's the side I'm smoking in front of
of us so we can get on site this one.
Okay, I'm back.
What's that, what's that?
In the smoke, in the smoke.
Oh fuck, I'm scared.
Wait, what about?
Oh, in front of me, in front of me.
25 points.
Oh my god, Pokemon is the wincon.
I'm poking long.
Oh my god, Jason.
1, 2, 1, 8, 2, 88, 88, 88, 88.
You're flooding, Kong, you're flooding.
You're flooding.
That's not bad, I just.
Yeah, that's bad timing.
Wow.
Nice try.
I'm still broke though, which is
I apologize I'm not good with that I actually apologize to you I I'll apologize to you fuck it
I'm sorry
You guys are going insane right now
That's what I'm saying like life. This is literally life
Sometimes it's uphill battle and then sometimes sometimes you go beast mode
It's fun in life. It's uphill battle, but sometimes you just go beast mode
67
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about...
Oh yeah, yes I can sell everything!
Yes, absolutely.
Thank you very much.
No problem.
Not seeing anything to see.
I don't want to hear anything.
I don't hear anything anywhere.
be scared give me garage one short
right now no not yet
oh my fucking what a puppy what I need
oh my stuff
wait what gun did he have man
kinda want it
I had a ghost I had a ghost
I'm a fan of
you're not even a fan of
if I beat you up
if I beat you up would you
wait are you gonna see
Well, they're leaving.
They're see, they're see, they're see.
See, see, see.
I'm in.
I just got lost.
I got lost.
OK, I'm like a really far away.
I'm just like, I think I need to reload that animal.
I think I sprayed this animal.
Oh, my gosh.
What a world, bro.
Hey, sorry, we'll be saving.
It's a good save.
OK, anyone who cares.
This is a close game.
So how's your day going everybody?
Hey, you know me.
You're posing your thorn.
Best day of my life.
I just woke up.
I'm about to go for a run in a little bit.
She's here.
I want to get her.
I want to get her to the gym.
I got you with a question mark, don't worry.
I like that.
Um, yeah, we can have your Deagle.
Wait, Jody, what did you pee?
Um, immortal, three.
Damn!
I don't remember my RR actually.
It's been too long.
Damn.
I can buy someone, I should buy someone.
Oh no I can't, I lied.
I mean, we won it.
I'm here to wall this.
Okay.
I know me.
It's not too obvious, they don't worry about it.
I'm waiting for the smoke and I'm about to turn into a beast, nice.
I'm going to get it.
6040 4060 that guy.
Yes. 6060.
Amazing bro.
That's that.
That's that.
That's that.
What is this?
Dude that guy literally did a jumping
Little to dude
What do you guys can't buy I could buy
My guardian
That's freaking wind guys come on seriously
Good learning
quick little stimulation into a one tap one two three bank no one oh my god oh
my god but I'm literally I'm on the way the office of work they're hitting it
They're running through one TP back site
He's still long he's healing
He was full blind on the first one oh my god. Oh, I'm I'm I stare you've all you've all you're good
Hold it. Hold it. Fuck it. Fuck everything.
You can't lose this round. You gotta cross out.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
AJ! AJ!
You're good. You're good.
Free fire.
Yes!
Wow, wow.
Nice job, bro.
Fun tension. Nice job, dude.
Oh, I was nerve-wracking.
I was nerve-wracking.
Why did you have to add that in at the end, Jason?
Wait.
not good enough wait wait someone switch with me a I'm I'm up I want to play
you say that sites guys next round okay mom yeah you're good okay make a
one 14 on all men oh okay I do have a lot but don't they have an op who is an
op I'm short planting fake plant fake plant not fake plan nice they're both
what is that this is winnable oh he's in your I spoke to one way on the main
Oh my God, I've literally had that
I'm poor I'm as poor as possible I'm as poor as I've ever been something fun then
let's go up made yay you flash out garage please yeah I spoke window or no
smoke window I get a deal with possible I got knives it's ready oh you're gonna
I don't want us to drive there.
Watch.
They never come in.
Oh, my God.
I'm leaving it.
I heard one seed.
I don't know if they're running out, but I heard one seed.
You want a flood?
Hey, give me a gun.
Hey, give me a gun.
I'm done.
Fuck, I'm dead right into this box top.
I'm blind.
Wait, winnable.
Oh my god.
Unknown.
Oh my god. We're so
So I'm talking about your teamwork makes the dreamers.
I'm not a wait, Jason on the cross here. Yeah, on the cross.
They're Jason. What do they do? Do they smoke it?
uh no they just like run across i don't know how to play they they they pop flash it pop
flashed long with kao rana generally runs but if you play over there you won't be able
to smoke i'm gonna fully push c because they're not gonna be seen this run i don't push don't
you dare watch i knew it how does he smoke long i can't i'm fine i'm the game sense
I can't teach that.
I have...
I'm literally dead.
He's in the club, you're right side.
I'm the king.
Wow, long, long, long.
Oh my god, Jason, why'd you duck away there?
You could have killed him.
killed them, you got three kills I don't know, bro.
I just, yeah.
I will be off in sea, guys.
I'm playing on my mind this game.
Man, I'm pretty good for Mario.
That's something to try to get mine, bro.
They're all made, a lot of made.
I don't know
No, they're in three English
On site already
That's the one way on
See buff
these guys have to go mid one round don't they hey what's the most favorite
potential which house most favorite country y'all visited but he's often I've
never been outside the country ever nope never just got my passport actually neither
Me me is Japan
Why in Japan, I just like the culture in clothes
Nice kill, dude
What a fucking bro, he's so trash, dude
Nice job, I'm not back site if yep, I have it on back chamber chambers TV was long
Oh
I feel like we should peek him one by one
I got a question mark in the
tab.
Sit it on him.
Sit it on him.
Sit it on him.
Sit it on him.
Say it please.
Haha, please.
Say it.
Not too much.
Not too much.
Yeah, I don't have money.
I will buy you.
Let's fly.
You want to play, let's play.
I
Know I use both my snow
Here gosh, I'm gonna pick it up. Okay smoked a heaven
Is this the dagger oh
Oh
Yo, this guy is killing everyone
No guys
You win these
I'm so I'm gonna give it a second
That's my name. Yeah. Oh my god. He's got to get fucking this and they might go see
I'm better
You're better. What did you just do what fuck what the fuck this is a head?
I
Canceled because he thinks I'm enough. Why are you stopping way he canceled way yet? I mean, she's probably see right
Which quiet you just hold a angle. Oh my god, I spoke
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait chamber on the outside. I can smoke. I can smoke the one way on short
Yeah
Yep, yeah
Jason that's short and long I might have to do something crazy here. They're like gross me or something. Yeah graffiti
Everybody loves a overtime cruncher
Ah, I just keep running out of lines.
What the fuck was that for?
My ears are wide open.
Guys, let's do crazy strats here, okay?
We're gonna fake an A. We're gonna go A.
We're gonna put a lot of fucking useful A.
We're gonna leave one posted A short.
We're then gonna make a lot of noise rotating to C.
And then we're gonna go back A.
Are we calling?
Yeah.
Could you leave me?
Could I be the one left A short?
Yeah, you're gonna be posted A short.
I'm just right cuz they will push me no no I'm gonna have control here
I'm not like that because we're really like to be me should we double up knit or no yeah
Freddo you do you want to fake a though like they're really going yeah
I'm such a like
I
Can't I didn't see long for them I push okay go see come come come are we gonna come at you oh
We should yeah
Wow wait, when did they turn their hats?
Yeah, they're getting crazy
And I see a trunk it's just pulling up someone
I'mma smoke
garage 80
was that a window?
no no no that was B
scared?
man man
shut
just be just me
oh guys
Back to business as usual.
Back to business.
Oh no.
A lot up here?
Yeah, up there.
Why?
Is this the play?
Fuck it.
Up see, bro.
I'm up here.
I
Mean
My god, you have to kill what I thought so much. Oh, yeah, we won around like
No
Okay, there's three here bombs down
You're made for moments like these
Tons is next to me
No
Fucking hell bro, what's wrong with you, man?
I had Lacey next to me, bro.
You just missed three fucking sites.
You're so poor, bro.
What's up, dude?
I haven't seen you in a week, bro.
You're sitting like that in a fetal position.
Yo, listen, big tournament tomorrow.
You're a hundred-year captain.
Not a bad draft, if you say that.
It's not bad at all.
Not a bad draft.
I'm going to call with PokiMane, AcoderJ, YBG, and Goppo.
You want to say hi?
Hi.
Hello.
Yep.
They all say hi.
Sorry, I just liked your stream, Jason.
They see us at a wide stand.
Look, the Pokemon say you've got a wide stance.
Hey bro, tomorrow's a big day.
Are you gonna, uh, draft me?
Jay?
Be honest, first pick comes around who you draftin'.
That's too posing.
Me, right?
You guys want to play more?
I
Can I get one you right?
Well if you don't play this game no more you're chasing you got to me right huh you got to me right, bro
I don't want to tell you game boy. It depends. Are you good? What do you mean?
Oh play this play off-sure. What do you know play? She's you'll you've never touched
One more you've never I mean you've never touched these go you only play battle
you've never touched see is go yeah bro we see it game what you're gonna tell
everybody's fucking faith or what see what see what but we see it bro watch oh
yeah this is something like I got today but did you actually have already started
are you gonna yes you know you're actually buddy is shredded like like
like insanely shredded.
No, no, that's not how it works.
What if it's a magic fucking-
Bro, there's someone that I know that hop on Red Hat
and literally eats like shit
and lost like 30 pounds in two months.
He doesn't work out, doesn't do anything,
just locked one pounds.
Interesting.
Well, I gotta get blood on a show Monday
cause I've never had an injection before in my life.
So I gotta make sure everything's good before I do it.
Smart, bro.
Smart.
But yeah, pretty sure I'm gonna start on Tuesday.
Damn, bro, you got to document it there and see, you got to document it.
Every person I've talked to has said zero bad things about it.
Yeah, but you got to understand, there's no long-term research.
It's not FDA approved, there's no, the clinical trials is early, like, bro, I care for you
man.
Bro, 20 years from now, you're heart might just stop.
I mean, bro, like, same thing for human trem though.
I'm not talking about human trem.
There's zero long-term, like, effects and knowings of trem either, and you take
that away.
Actually trend is bad like bad. I can make your dick strength. Yeah, you take it. I don't take fucking
So there's no like oh also you think you could tell me the song
Oh, oh, uh, it's just going on to talk Marlin did it yeah
So what y'all copy in my my my slams bro you guys go shitless though
Yeah, no gas station take my shirt off
I wasn't a fucking bus and some push-ups outside
You got to do it outside on the concrete, but you won't you know it would hit
Do it with your face. Oh god, you're gonna get tempted to use it. Yeah, cuz not like that's that's like it hurts, but yeah, man
Tomorrow big day, bro, I'm like I got you. I'm telling you I got you one thing. I'll tell you this right
You're not the worst player on the other side on our six
What are you be the best player that's her? I
Carry my team to the finals. No, this is what you do after y'all. No. No, this is what you did
They play the game too much! Dude, they're level 150! Dude, this is not fair! Dude!
I mean, that's fair though. That's fair though. Level 1 versus level 150.
Their level 1 fuck is seriously wonderful.
Level 1 versus level 150 is fair. But in a way you gotta understand, never played carry my team to the finals.
Then hop on CS the other night, top-ranked first game.
I'm telling you, first game, I've never played before, but I'm telling you, I'm a better than every person that's ever been.
Watch watch. All right, bro. We'll see you know first pick watch. Wait, what'd you do today?
Watch then I went to Louie and got your birthday gift and then I got you shampoo
Got some toothpaste
Got some food went to the gym
You went to different
What'd you hit?
Um, chest.
Yeah.
Peptides can cause cancer?
No, that's not...
Look in the sun.
No, no, peptides can't cause cancer.
I heard that if you have cancer in you, though, it can enhance it.
Really?
Like make the tumor bigger, but that's why you...
If you're getting your blood work done, you're good.
Yeah, you checked before.
That's good.
All right, bro, let's get back to Valorant.
You know what you're doing tonight?
You don't want to wake up?
Hit the club or whatever, let me know.
You're weird as fuck.
Yeah, I haven't fucking known that shit.
Know what?
Nothing, Hank.
You went to the club?
What?
You went to the club?
Yeah, I went yesterday.
For real?
Yeah.
With who?
I went with Guapo and some of the guys.
Well, I actually didn't even know that.
Damn, I thought you knew that.
No, I was just saying bullshit.
at the club though.
You once in a club?
No, that was the first time I talked to you.
Oh my god, you was behind a DJ.
Oh, I already know what you was doing.
Jason, we was getting down and dirty at the club.
I had a DJ booth, three bad Asian bitches shaking ass
on JTW behind a DJ like, you know what I'm doing.
I already know how you were at the club, Jake.
Come on, come on, be honest.
Nah, nah, nah, I was on my chill shit.
I was not on nothing.
I was just having fun, just dancing, just like,
just clear, like just having fun, bro.
Like I haven't gone to the club in two years, bro.
Last time I went to the club was when you
was going crazy in the club.
On the head out now.
Yeah, you, hey, that's a dirty motherfucker
back in his day, man.
Ah, hello.
I'm back.
Welcome back, yo.
No!
What'd I miss? Anything?
Absolutely nothing.
No.
Damn, this is like...
Ooh!
Match found!
Ooh! Just in fucking time, baby!
Yeah!
The queues aren't that long.
I was actually expecting it to be like way longer.
Me too, actually.
Is it alive and well?
Oh, I thought this game is dead.
And I also, I also...
Should we be getting paid right now?
As if right would pay anybody.
I don't think so.
Yeah, they got too much fucking money, too much fucking money.
Oh my god, the Pokey Raze? Damn, it's been years since I've seen it.
It really has.
You know?
It's so fun.
Imagine what it would be if I stole the Raze.
Yeah, what do you want to play, man? I'll play.
No, I like that. I like that a lot.
I'll play, uh, you know, I'll play.
You play SkyJay?
You wanna play Sky?
You're Sky's insane, bro.
I'll play Sky.
Oh, that's just fucked up.
Oh
I play my place guy here
So, what is the hap- so are y'all happy or nah?
in general or yeah just in general are y'all happy you are like content with life
or y'all kind of sad I think I lean towards happy yeah I say I say I sound
pretty sad I'm pretty sad why I'm second on chops wait what chopped in what way
Mmm, I say I'm I say just the top way I'm soft. It's just sad
No, you look good
Maybe I should replace guy are you guys say
I'm fishing a breach. Maybe I should have flashed there.
Yeah, we were walking. We were kind of contacting it up.
I like that rain engine. How?
We keep it out. Okay, just jump.
I will not be planning safe. I'm planning long. Please protect me.
One coming. One coming.
Dude! We're dying.
One heaven, one city.
I
Try
We need good concert it wasn't there's not much communications there like split split the little hard, you know
Okay
Are you sorry right now? You know what I mean? Like what's the vibe? Are we playing for fun? Are we playing like?
I'm down. Let's do a mix of
Let's do for both but I'll play one more
Okay
Okay, yeah, I think we're just gonna bomb down. You know me. Yeah, let's run in a
all together bomb down
okay, I
Have one take up what makes what makes you happy in life
One must on right.
I like that.
Oh no, no, I'm not being...
100 to the jet.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Give me that.
Let me get that.
Guys, why do you think that we win every safe?
Fucking go.
I think it's because of Uga-Buga.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I think it's because of Uga-Buga.
Everyone in the game is playing the most together.
I think when you run them down
Do you remember I'm not from day Qan oh day Qan yeah, yeah like they wanna him
Okay, so like so like what makes y'all happy
I want to I want to just like like like this kid just get deep conversations going
I use our soft bro. What makes you happy man?
Nice stuff, why it's nice job
Oh
Hanging out with friends
No
Hanging out with friends working out staying streaming eating good food
Oh, bro, good food. You mean you are the same gang. That's literally me
Good food hang out with a eating good food with good friends good people bro. That's like forming another life, man
Love it
Well, that wasn't from site I'm on good news
I'm super late
One in, um, hell I believe was gone and one up well.
Right now I've got one close left.
Only I have a heal.
One is broke.
2v4, oh my god!
You fucking baby, I'm fucking piece of shit!
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I did it, I did it, bro!
I didn't realize I was looking at someone walking up on my cc.
I didn't realize, bro, I saw it happen
And I didn't realize what was unfolding but it's for my eyes.
It was a murder.
He'd be a good guy and light armor for me, bro, please.
Well, come on, big is that.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
I need somebody who wants to run in and die.
I wanna run and die, Apple.
I wanna run and die.
And everyone else is ending B.
Oh, calm down.
I don't wanna run.
I don't wanna be there.
I'm gonna get in and die.
I'm gonna get in and die.
Everyone else go B.
Everyone else go B.
Go B, go B, go B.
Oh my god.
You died too quick man. I'm resurrecting them. I was not silent
He's in the smoke too, bro. I want to die
Are you fucking after goddamn minding you fucking out it up when was in vans
Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice.
That could be mid, no?
It's not.
I'm scared. Where is he? Wait, maybe.
He's the fusing. Wait, what?
I'm not playing with pigeons, bro.
I wanted a double flash. I thought he was.
Stop playing with birds to shoot your gun.
They can't.
I
Got you wrong get you back bro get a bag back that's your back
What what's up there?
No fake fast
I'm dead
Oh, I'm gonna eat out. There's two to continue up three to city at least
What the fuck bro
One heaven.
Nice man.
Um, cloak is just stuffing out of heaven.
Is that a cloak problem?
Um...
How are we smoking problem?
You gotta...
Yeah, we can get better smokes please.
That's not how I'm gonna move.
Noted!
Or maybe I need to hold it more.
Not it I think maybe we play mid here
I love mid I can I can work for us mid and then we can
Yeah, let's go mid
YOO!
YOO!
This guy just...
He's out, he's out, he's out.
You're a baiter, Jason!
You are terrible!
You are terrible!
You are terrible!
You are terrible!
Wait!
Wait!
Yo, this guy's just pre-aiming on top of a wall.
of the world.
How do I die here?
Holy shit.
The tradition is a baiting bomb.
Oh my fucking god.
God, Jesus Christ almighty.
How do you silence the call for that long bro?
That was like, that was crazy, man.
Guys, remember what Jordy said early on?
We got it.
Wait, some lugabugamig.
I swear to God, some lugabugamig.
Let's halfmind just run it in.
I'm running in.
Can you, can you, um, dog, male, I'm gonna wall this, and we're gonna run the fucking.
Alright, bad, bad, bad, let's do it, bro.
I'm scared.
He likes to play maid.
Alright, I'm dogging, I'm dogging, I gotta dogging, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
I'll tell you.
I got a crazy fucking dick coming.
80, 80!
Clean the brush.
Brush, brush, brush.
Yes, I'm a lurking.
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm playing very bad. I'm gonna apologize. I'm negative. Double negative right now. We're gonna pick up. I'm gonna pick up a slap here.
Stop playing with pigeons and shoot your gun, bro. All right. I think you say you just say one more time.
No, I think it hit my
So what's the plan here
No, make controls easy
All right, listen listen, I'm gonna dog for you
I'm dogging in, I don't see nothing.
One heaven, one heaven.
To the left, to the left, to the left.
Left, left, left.
I'm coming with you, Sage.
I'm stunned.
I'm actually stunned.
Wait, he's, man.
How does he know?
Oh, bro.
He's in his two heaven.
Two heaven.
That's it?
Tween.
I, like, how are they, really?
That's gonna be long.
Did we fucking get to the mortal lobbies?
Well, we do have like good players here.
Okay, let's half buy and everybody just play your own game.
All good guys, amazing guys.
However you'd like.
Not by that gun.
What gun do I buy?
Not by...
I'm not gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill my doggy. I'll pick up your
like it. He's out. He's out.
We're falling like fleas. Nice. Nice. Good fucking wall. I like that. Oh, they broke
it. I got a bulldog. I'm walking out of here. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Yeah, that's
out in here. 70. Have a head. Have a head. Have a head. Have a head. Have a head.
What? How many did he hit off?
42
44
Ah, he's one
Oh, it's Fuzz
Yeah, I don't like it, Matt
There he goes
Alright guys, I said to you guys, it's fun
If we hit B, could we have one lurking mid?
This is really hard
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I could wolf into B
Wait
Wolf into B
Wait, trust me
They basically give this, we just need a wolf's ear probably.
Unless we get off the gear and have Reyna on site.
I bet I bet I bet.
That's good as shit.
Wolf one, wolf one, I had a head on.
Oh shit.
No, he wasn't.
Oh he was holding for a few minutes, wow.
And I just got flicked on.
70 on chamber, 70 on Reyna.
Why am I have those on bayonet?
I see tctct last I'm done I'm done on you right now.
Oh Jason that's not how you ff.
Could we go and have them watch out?
Yeah.
Left side.
I'm going to fly over the left side.
Do you want to double back side?
Yep.
Nice dude.
I don't know how that worked out but I'm glad that it did.
Not bad.
Not bad yo.
It's slash ff.
Are you Dennis or you could press escape and hit surrender at the bottom? Yeah? Thank you guys. Thank you
Now low-key way Jane give it back I can buy your gun so like the boot up
I
Got hit
Okay, come back everybody
I got a dog, but I'm not
No fucking way through the smoke
Contact right now
Right now I'm looking close left and then I'm about to look out. I'm just one site. There's just one site
Oh, wait, oh, yeah, yeah, you get play here, right me one heaven. I don't know if I can rest you right now
Winnable
One day main one's on site
Fucking bad one thing. Yeah, it's technically kind of plan a breeze
You know it could be worse you guys in CT-sided.
Yo y'all are big-rotted in the chat room.
Like last game I played like fucking Beast and then this game I have an off-gamer and
She's just like, not a single nice turn to chat.
Fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Ooh, that one kind of stink.
Ew.
Bro, is that saying I'm trash?
I
Hey
Yes, I'm flanking as a sky this is about to be the best flank
Oh, we win that already know already win that defiance and your boyfriend's going crazy when
Yeah, whoa, yo
What is this zippy bro? I don't know what is it?
Zippy bro
Yeah, kill them on a zip line
Yeah, well, oh my god
I'm gonna wall make
Did you break the block
I'll backstrip them.
Got a wolf mid here guys.
I don't see him, but yeah.
Oh, I've seen about two people mid.
I'm gonna throw a flash here.
Got a pink for a little bit.
Oh, they're all there. They're all there guys.
They're all mid.
Drop the specter.
There's still a specter there.
I'm not ready to flank in the life now.
Oh my the f-
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Reach left side.
Oh no.
I don't know that side.
Oh no.
Why we have bomb guys?
They have a phantom. They have a phantom.
Careful.
She says I am coming but they're coming to you.
Oh that's a good judge today there.
That's a good judge.
That's a good move.
Girl.
I don't know if I like that you did that.
Oh, but it was so good!
But it was so good though!
Somebody pick up their phone!
Somebody pick up their phone!
Somebody pick it up, man! Somebody's calling you!
Uh, yeah. I'm playing with Pokemon right now.
I'm playing Val- Mom, I'm playing Valorant with Pokemon right now.
I swear on God, I'm playing Valorant with Pokemon right now.
I'm here too, bro. I'm here too.
I swear to God, look at Jason Street.
Hey, we all here too, man.
I
Want me to mean
Okay
She lost one bro
Oh ladies running on the ladies run on this wheel. I bought her and it's awesome. I guess. Oh guys guys
I need help like
I was like really bad, dude
Let's step up
Mrs. Dad
Oh yeah, not yet.
What's in that orb though?
No, it was jet.
You think they leave?
Two here.
Just 105.
Can I get a smoke on site?
I have smoke at 15.
Nice.
Limbo lit. Nice!
You missed after the mid-chamber.
I have smoke at 3.
I
Anywhere he could be having to put away for the wall drop
Guess run at you. Oh my god. She just outplayed you. No, he knows you're off
off.
Oh my god!
No!
Is there anything you can't do?
Oh my fuck.
What? I can't hype up my teammate?
I don't think I appreciate it.
Nah, nah, nah.
You're her, you're her.
You're her, you're her.
You're actually the go-key buddy?
Nah, I'll take the buy, yeah.
You're actually the go-key buddy.
I give you my money that's not true. Wooo! Thanks for the...
It's working. I can buy you two.
Request?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just request.
Request, man? My game's broken. No.
Request!
Request, dude!
My game's broken!
Oh my god, dude.
I can't!
This guy's throwing my game, dude.
They won't let me!
Hey, there's one A.
I'm running.
No, there's just one A. Oh, I mean they could be walking.
Oh, I see two.
I almost had the craziest fucking spray transfer
I still want to sit down Phantom on the ground
Dude I'm not gonna lie you inspire me to use the judge
This is not a watch party
It's got a quick stimulation break, what's going on here?
Eww.
This has gone my s-
Get the fuck away from me!
I want to hug you!
I want to hug you!
I want to hug you!
Nice breach!
Nice!
Two!
I'm going to synthesize the boom bar, but then the boop keeps you up.
Okay, okay, okay.
How's any help?
Why are we breach, son?
Nothing.
I'm dead. I got you just abandoned me bro. I smoke for us
It could be looking. I'm gonna wall is in my back. It should technically work. You working towards
right now get in there I was there too was that you're reloading oh my god
just like the best mind this guy reloading
I love you there, I love you too.
Playing out her fucking bombs, dude.
Let's freakin' go.
Let's freakin' go, dude.
Man, I could actually go for a second helping of Jumbalaya.
Hey, Lola, for you, you know your grandma made it.
Like, she probably wants you to have a second flaring.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
By the way, are you going to the gym this morning?
no dude I woke up late I'm gonna go for a run after this but you won't hit the
gym bro let's hit the gym J come on bro let's hit the gym bro okay come on dude let's
do it
reachman
Oh
Shit my bad
So that's a man, that's a man, that's a man. Oh, you come to me or you know, but
What's up guys so we got it if your name starts with the letter a do you want to get handcuffed
or I know that's from oh defiance defiance put it on a show
I'm not with you. Sorry. I didn't know she's playing
Oh my god
Let's go
It's the best day of my life
Hey, you got it
I was ready to help, bro
This is to an Irish baddie
What? Not bad? Not bad, Shouts.
Hello, everyone. I'm 4. F O U R 4.
Not bad, Shouts.
I'm from Mars. Don't force your back to the back.
I'm a small kid, but I'll get you.
Wait guys, what type are you? Do you like to play until you lose?
Or refuse to end on a lost?
I just play I just play
Yeah, it's there a I'm gonna be
Coming out now jet out what?
Here we go. I'm the witness this room right here right now. This is the one right here right now
No
And they're just shooting me fuck these guys
Win this come on Jay. It's all you bro my son
Damn bro if you had if you do that second flash
That's what I'm saying, bro
Time is me save the flash. All right one time. I don't use both my flashes
I got something special
Shreya got discipline. Oh my god. That was the momentum. I should have nice to
in there.
Good night from there.
Nice.
Very job, YG.
You made this game special.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Get out of my way!
Oh yeah.
Dude!
111.
Okay, XTC.
You know if you're crossed.
I'm legit.
No, we didn't cross, we didn't cross.
He's still in left.
One sewers.
Coming in.
No way, dude.
I
Know
Oh my fuck I thought I
There's a phantom
that's all good bruh it's gonna let it happen again. I might have to go for a little op, op,
wait what do they do b main do they stun it? Yeah I was gonna say can we either skyflash
8 or B. Yeah, that's a great idea. I'll do it on A.
Can I have a buy for you?
Somebody please buy her.
Yep, yep, yep, yes, please.
Okay, I will go.
I like this way.
Let's finish this shit.
Hey shit.
Nothing B. Please, please.
There's nothing B.
It is quiet
Yes, I'm a flanking sky. Yes, I'm out of my mind. They may all be there
I'm so sorry
It's okay
One minute
It could be a B.
I just shot accidentally.
It could be a Vensker.
Oh!
Chamberhead 33.
I didn't see Chloe.
It could be a B.
Holy shit.
What just happened?
My god. Defiance.
Tune your heaven.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Last wasven, Sarah.
Sorry, I got that tune.
No.
YBG, YBG's powers went out.
YBG's powers went out.
Fuck, we're not gonna win this one for...
Yeah, we have two rounds to lock us in.
If we go to OT, we're fucked.
All right, so do we double up here? What are we doing?
You or a probably a since you're up. Yeah, I am
You know what? We have to make shit happen. We're gonna have some crazy rounds here. Oh fuck
Nothing be nothing be my BA my BA
I know inside inside inside
Can you up there?
I'm up
Yeah
I have no flash as well
I'm on your machine, machine, machine, machine
One elbow
I know bro, can we report YBG?
Fuck, we can't lose 2 in a row, this is bad bro.
Wait, we won the first game.
No we fucking did, we lost.
We lost an overtime.
Crazy overtime puncher.
J, you're gonna have to flash B, I'm gonna op A.
No, I mean we lost the last game.
Damn, oh my god.
I'm gonna I'm gonna peek in a name in my mouth
Here make your make your be having you know push be be made. I swear you're about to die. I'm so sorry
What's there? What's there?
They're pushing heavy be push ahead of me
Takes you go crazy
steering it
Could be having a red one having one having
Well, we have a timing oh my fuck hold on
Oh my god, all right. Now do we do we time here? Oh wait, we don't even have the options
But we get more money
All right
Back for next round next round. Okay, that's wall and be and just yeah, we just like I got dammit dude
Everyone everyone be sure to buy a shorty buy a shorty
Yeah, dog
Dog like once we get
Yeah, yeah walk walk it
Jason walk fuck
What's that what's that guys
What
One drop say is that you know
killer oh my god to be true to be too
Yes, Jason
Yes
What do you mean
Was baby for you
Me on the other side of a wall
Let's fucking go guys. That's what we do. 45. That's how he's doing.
Welcome back. Welcome back dude.
Welcome back to Skyflashing.
I don't think he turned on his PC enough to do this for us.
Or Loki might have given in his account to somebody else to finish off with him.
I'm so worried.
Wait, I have a Q, I just know deep.
Oh, God.
We don't have sight here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're coming.
I'm blind.
No, no, no, guys, you don't have to come.
Just Jody is fine.
Everybody else-
No, that's not what I'm trying to say.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, I heard it.
Nothing happened, nothing happened.
Wait, one happened.
Did you think Jay got two sight here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you gotta push back.
One more flash.
Oh my god. Holy fucking jump key. Give you. I think you're here. It's time.
I
Can't play this game anymore
Shit guys
Hey listen good shit y'all
That was great. That was a great game.
Fantastic game.
I thought we were playing one more.
No, no, I can't play one more.
Yo, I'm back, guys.
Wow, what's one more?
I can't play one more.
What's one more?
I don't know.
You don't have it.
Don't you need to practice?
No, no, I can't. I can't. I can't.
No, come on, Jason. Let's play one more one.
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
Jason, bro, bro, bro.
We're gonna be that guy.
Yeah, I just got back, bro.
I'm gonna be that guy. I'm gonna be that guy.
I actually can't.
No, but why did you just got back, bro?
I just got back!
I'm sorry, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Why?
One more game. One more game.
One more game.
Yeah, I actually have to go too.
Yeah, see, he's not awesome.
Don't let this be to the band.
Thank you, Jody. It's not on me. Thank you.
Alright, don't worry about it.
Alright, y'all.
Have a great day.
Alright, guys, are we going to play a game later?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem.
I'll make sure everyone gets out safely.
GG's, GG's, have a good one, have a good day.
And then the best day of my life, boys.
Look at that, bro, y'all did not see that same energy, man.
real fuck you mean we did not keep bro we got some sort of place to play come
on bro we're the huzzah bro where the practice for she's go bro good as
practice for she's go right see wait when she boopers blue phase that Loki do
want to watch that. Oh, bro, it's in like maximum like 30 minutes. Yeah, I'm gonna watch my shit.
Just us guys, huh? Just us guys. Stop saying.
Yeah, it's wallow's night
Clubs calling. Yeah, nice dude
Fucking hilarious. Yeah, hilarious bear. Good good jokes guys great fucking jokes
All right. Hey guys
What?
All right. Hey guys
I
What
All right, guys, you see one again. Hey
What great time eating bro. It's us guys though. Yeah, I mean, I know it is boys night. We're leaving boys. I thought it was boys night
You guys don't want to be the ender dragon or something
Well, AJ you got to take me to that club you took J2 bro. Why are you saying Andy?
I didn't say I'm gonna end
bro I'm gonna say it again AJ you got to be that club you took J at bro I'm
trying to get lit try to get twerked on all that bro yeah I did not get twerked on bro
did I say you got twerked on I said I'm trying to get twerked on but you but I
don't know what you're doing bro oh really what you saw read the months
bro
I'm dying
AHAHAHAHA
Did you go to the club last night?
All my soul made god
Next time I hop in the car
made god put me in a brutal car accident
if I went to the club last night
Oh god
May I die in a brutal car crash
if I went to the club last night
Oh fucking god bro
Oh my god
I did not go to the club last night bro
I
Don't know why that's crazy to say
like that
They does that
Yeah, I mean bro, it's chill like if I went to the club last night, but I didn't guess he did
Fucking hell so what y'all want to do boys night
Oh like Bruce fucking your raids and oh you want to do a discord watch was do it let's do this
I go Bruce I go Bruce wait when I call being phantom. No, no, we're doing D. Y. K. I'm Bruce
All right, let's let's do it when it's on Jason like your rage
So he could be your age
You can't I bet we can watch it in a few day. Yeah
Yeah, I bet I'll talk to you in a few
He not gonna want you to stay grow one of your day a day. Don't let him leave the talk is any no
Yeah, I mean we're watching this
To Lacey for a little
With you join discord on your phone, so you hang out
Remember the good old days
Let the good old days
Yo
Fine go be your other fucking friends you slut. I see you like 20 dude fucking
Whatever bro, I don't give you the enough fucking attention. You want just hang out here. Let's just hang out bro mean you
What's wrong with y'all, bro
Time to hire up I'm literally about to go downstairs with Lacey
I
Real close
Here John stop
Just hold it hold the droid
I'm literally just hop on it. Yeah, this is dead. Yeah
She died
Yeah, I was living there before 3 o'clock.
It's not dead then.
Oh, shit.
I lived there before 3 o'clock.
Shit.
I lived there before 3 o'clock.
Ah, fuck.
Ah.
You looking good today?
Oh, my God.
JC, that's not mean bad news.
Why are you angry today?
How am I angry today?
angry today? How am I angry today? Just in just hop? Nobody said that? Jason, you look
sexy today? Jason, your jawline looks chiseled today? Bro, I'm lucky.
Looking good today.
You're looking too good last night, bro.
Yeah, I appreciate it, bro.
But that's your arm.
Thank you, bro.
I'll give you a prop.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, it's night.
Holy shit, man.
Sitting down all fucking day.
I ain't see Lacey do the push-up challenge.
You'd ask the most top three wherever.
At that point, there's literally fucking...
Uh, you'd be two Xs a lot.
I just smell like pizza.
Oh, oh, okay.
Oh my god, you got him a cake for it?
Yeah, yeah, I got him a new car, please go get him a new car.
You got me a Tesla?
No, you didn't.
Switch it, switch it, switch it.
I'm gonna show you, come here.
No, you didn't.
You got him a car.
It's his mom's birthday soon, bro.
What?
Wait, why are you going in the kitchen?
You might go around.
You're in the lower cupboard.
Wait, he's not here?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's in the lower cupboard.
I'm gonna do a test.
Wait, you saw here?
I don't know about this one.
Yeah, it's in the lower driveway.
I got a new Tesla, a brand new Tesla.
Yeah, because you hit a light bulb on TikTok.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
That ass brand new Tesla.
That John K. and you like that.
Hell yeah, brand new Tesla for true wall right here.
What do you think?
I'll give you a first split.
Wow.
You want to ride it?
Look.
Whoa, it's actually a big one.
It's actually a big one.
How much is this?
Cheaper.
This is a recite.
So you know that the Maybach trucks,
how they bounce a little bit?
This one actually has that feature too.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
See?
See ya?
See ya?
See ya.
We about to turn around a little bit.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Bro!
Ow!
Oh, my new car!
You fuck!
Ow!
You just trashed your brand new car.
You suck these new cars!
Fuck my new one!
Oh
Oh
Okay, that was very anti-climatic.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Wait!
That was carbon!
That was carbon?
This is nice.
It has real carbon?
And now there isn't a reverse button.
Oh no.
They're saying it minus 3K in another two months in the house.
We haven't got a new car.
That, put a little paint on that one, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, good.
Do you want me to just buy new cars?
No?
No.
You should get one of these.
Yeah?
How much would you rate it?
Do it on my side of Tesla.
That's just $200.
$200.
Facebook Marketplace.
Not bad at all, right?
That's not bad at all.
What did you have the guy say when we got it?
What?
He said that if my kid's going to use it,
not to go on the second gear,
because it's too fast for kids.
What's this?
Is it on the second gear, or not?
What the fuck are your shoes at, bro?
Huh?
My shoes?
Oh, sorry, they're swarmed up on my Balenciaga jeans.
Balenciaga on my body.
What are you doing?
Oh, looking around, man.
How'd it go?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Not bad, shouts.
Not bad, shouts.
Want some of this?
Lacey, I'm walking the side of yesterday.
Oh, and I'm ready.
Now that I'm on RETA, now that I'm about to start taking RETA next week, guess what's gonna happen?
I'm about to start food blocking it.
Because now I have that little boost.
Now I have that boost.
Gym.
Gym.
Salad.
Water.
Protein.
Creatine.
You know you don't have to fucking do anything, right?
So I can just take RETA and eat whatever I want.
You can literally eat like-
Yes, but then I lose weight and gain no muscle.
So I need to be in the gym lifting to get muscle.
You know RETA suppresses your diet, right?
You're not even gonna want to eat.
For real?
Yes.
It retains your muscle.
So it's a magic drug?
It's magic.
It's not magic, it's just a fucking drug.
It's magic.
It retains muscle and loses fat.
Why do you know so much about it?
The research on it, because my whole for you page is fucking pepsis.
Not pepsis, peptides.
So randomly you just got abs out of nowhere?
I don't have abs, bro.
I started going to gas stations to shut it off.
Yo, trust me.
peptides you would you would be able to tell bro yes I don't know all I know is
I talked to someone I'm not gonna say who that took that took right up who I
think I know who bro I'm not gonna say I know who he openly literally says that
he takes him no no no not go up with someone else who I'm not I cannot say
someone that I know yes I know him too I mean is he open about it I don't
I don't remember how I was in person, because you wouldn't expect this, but you wouldn't expect it.
No.
No.
Damn, Rowan!
Huh?
Wait, wait, you're not whispering, you're covering my ears!
Here's the mic!
Yeah!
You back to it?
Yes!
Bro, but he also got BBL.
What?
Yeah.
I know that. But yeah, basically from what I heard is it literally will like change my life.
Yes bro. Right, it literally, I mean it's just ozymic, it's just ozymic but like on
steroids, but not actual steroids. Because there's no like actual something like proven
side effects. Chad, that's my boy off stream, bro. Y'all are not like, Drake is my, that's
my dog, bro. Oh yeah, that's great, yes. That's great, bro. It's on some non on-stream
I mean you could hop on it for like probably like four months and then hop off
bro but so your first I talked to said if I started in three months of my summer
I will be a cop I will literally he was like he was like basically what he said
was like when he took it it fully made him comfortable as I was came I mean
yeah you will have you will have you be chiseled by I don't believe that I
don't believe that you just there's no way we just take red up and then
Can I say who who's on it or not like can I say can I say who's on it?
stable
So did I get
He was on stream say oh god, oh it was all on his
Red if I said on it get red red hopped on it red used to be a fat piece of city gamer got sick back now
And his face is super slim.
I just don't believe that you can't do the whole fucking OSDS, bro.
Drew about to hop on that shit.
I'm by half to.
Holy shit.
Bro, this better be the fucking Pepsi.
OK, so my question is, here's my question.
Here's my question is, why does someone like Clav take,
what is it called, Reda?
When he's already ripped.
Like, what does it do if you're already good looking
and already have a nice, shitty body?
Why do you take that off, Reda?
your appetite's gonna come back.
Oh, so did you eat?
So you're telling me I'm gonna get skinny?
Well, you just gotta maintain your diet, bro.
Just locked in.
That's it.
Like, right out of realistically speaking,
you don't need Reta.
You could just, like, beat the hunger.
Like, just withstand the hunger.
Yeah, they're saying you still have to diet and train.
Yep.
You have to diet and train after.
Well, I know somebody that's on Reta,
but they don't train, they don't eat.
They eat like shit like McDonald's fast food
and they lost 20 pounds.
So what, so here, so here's what I'm gonna-
20 pounds in a month or two.
But you have to understand what I'm,
what I think about it is that's,
that in my opinion is the lazy way to think about it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm sorry.
Reda is-
But, okay, but I know what you're saying,
but imagine you take Reda and then you add on
going to the gym and eating healthy.
It will literally double your-
Not guapo, guapo, guapo lost like 100 pounds
in two months.
100 pounds in two to three months, but he his doses was hot
What if I lose too much weight though somebody else only try to drop 30
Nah, no, I'm skinny. No, don't get skinny. I'm funny now
No, this is you literally did a backflip and did the circle when you stop doing the circles
That's when you're skinny. You still do circle. No, you don't understand. I don't want to be I don't want to be funny
I want to be a mugger.
Oh, you fucking kidding me?
I want to be a mugger.
Yeah.
That's not a mugger.
OK, so that's your question.
You're skinny.
I mean, I'm not a digger.
I'm like, bro, I don't have six-pack abs.
You have to get man-boog surgery?
But.
What's the difference?
How does that work?
If I get to a point where I actually have abs,
then I have to get surgery.
You have to get it.
Yeah, if you have a loose skin,
you've got to get surgery.
But if you if you lose weight like slowly you might not have loose skin, but I already have no skin
I already lost 100 pounds over like eight months. Yeah, you gotta get surgery then, bro
Renafi doesn't eat
I'm not yo if I get down to 140 pounds, that's not even healthy weight
140 yeah
Now how it's all you like five eight like six five nine five nine cool five nine now five nine one forty you'll be chiseled
That's I don't want to be that light I
Don't want to be that light bro, but like I think I'm like bro. Do you have I have a lot of muscle mass? Yeah?
Yeah, how much I don't know I don't know it said on my body skin, but I actually have I mean like the top 50 percent out
Muscle mass, but one thing that people keep getting misconception
Misconceptionalized online is people think that I want to be a bodybuilder. No
You can't be actually what everybody thinks like oh like you're like he's gonna be competing in competitions
He's gonna be like in bodybuilding competitions like no, it's not my goal here. It's not what I want to do
I know I can do that, but I don't want to do that. I mean bro
Honestly, you should document your reddit because reddit to be honest with you. It's not like I'm going to have an entire
Honestly, I might just do it on Fat and Fit, on day one, right up.
Like a little small vlog.
No, you should not every day.
You should make that one video.
That one day.
One day documentary?
Yes, what?
I'm doing a documentary on my fitness journey, but I'm a natural.
When's it start?
Are you fucking kidding?
You see my push-ups?
It's hot.
Straight girls in the comments.
No, no, no, no.
It's like my first shot.
It's like my first shot.
No, no, no.
Your first shot is men.
No, it's all men.
Okay.
It's all men.
very following from 11.5 percent women to 11.7 percent
watch it let me tell you that's low it's not more than me 30% no you don't
okay but now I'm checking right now check right now check right now one
man 11.7 percent how do I check professional password all time or like
last 30 days no just go in general just and then go to followers and then go and
then go 10.1% woman you're fucking loser bro no that's last 30 days don't fuck
that's total that's total bro all the way down boom that's total how much like
my last 30 days no no I had 33% you're a liar
No, because if you check like the last 33 last 30 days analytics, it's different bro. I've never
Insights no, you know, bro. It's don't do those 30 days. That's total
How do you go from 30 to 11 but that was the last 30 days that I checked no well, we just kept total
We're doing so what I go through here to see the last 30 days views
Dude it doesn't matter it doesn't matter see oh, it's that 16% last 30 days 15.4. All right
Let me check my last 30 days. Hey, hey
Insights insights go to that and then you go to insights and then click views
Right here inside use and scroll down and then swipe over
Well point to the reason in the most recent. I have more women follow me in Instagram than you do
Total, total, total, total, total.
I'm a ladies' man, I'm a ladies' man.
I'm a ladies' man, I'm a ladies' man, I'm a ladies' man.
You know what?
We should go to a woman's only bar
and see who gets recognized first.
Okay.
Nah, we're not gonna recognize her, bro.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Right now?
Anywhere.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You got a whole room for him, bro.
I don't have to entertain them.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
As long as it's not anywhere.
Okay, let's go call them.
Oh, I don't know about that one.
Come on.
Right at the best I did.
Oh, that was good clubbing.
Right at the best I did.
You don't want to be on a couch tonight.
But, um, but yeah, I mean.
I didn't know you were on that fucking.
I didn't know you were on a fucking.
What's that?
Sure.
Come on.
I'm drinking all night.
No, no.
I didn't know you were on a fucking.
What's that?
Oh, you want to eat a dog.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Military cut at the age of 23.
I know what it is.
It's called Curl's Girl.
Military cut at the age of 23.
We were trying to look like an ant.
You think you're in it, anime?
You're not in it, anime!
You're not in it, anime!
You're not in it, anime!
By the power of my head and ass!
Fucking eyebrow slit, man.
It's good.
Chop, bro.
You're not gonna be fucking Mager off of fucking Reda, dude.
Yes, I am.
I can't read.
I'm not gonna lie. You get on Reda and you look better than me.
I'm hopping on everything.
Tess, Tren, Stanroyds,
Damn roids fucking peptides all that shit.
I have really bad news.
I look better than you right now.
I knew.
I knew.
That is good.
But it genuinely, oh my god.
If we went to, if we had 100 girls of all different ethnicities lined up, or are
saying I'm more attractive than you, that's cow, bro.
It's not everybody be calling me chop, but guess what remember when we did that one-face shoot and everybody we lined up and had
The models ready us and I was always at the top and he was second
It was me and silky I was best dressed I was best looking I was like
This could be all on biggest dick too somehow. Yeah, I don't know how that would happen
Bro, I'm print-mogging you.
I mean, oh, I know that now.
You're a rare Asian gene.
Yeah.
But the thing is, is you think I'm trolling on saying this?
I want everything I love, I look better than you.
Right now, still.
Not even on Reddit yet.
You look better than me.
I look better than you right now.
I don't believe that.
I mean, if that's what you want to believe, bro.
I mean, at least you got self-confidence, bro.
There's only a few people that look better than me.
Alright, we gotta prove it.
Let's go ask a girl.
We gotta ask a girl.
We gotta ask some type of girl or someone like a professional.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm an MTN working on an LTN.
And I'm a one day via HDN.
You're extraterrestrial.
You're looking at this planet.
I'm not a sub 5.
I'll blow you 8 out of 10 right now.
right now.
Eight out of ten right now.
You, maybe, I'm gonna be honest,
you haven't looked at that recently.
You haven't looked at a little better recently,
but right now you're probably,
hmm, I'll give you a six-five.
Tick-tock life, bro, come on.
I can't do that, I can't do that.
Are you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look at your deep throating yourself, bro.
You are so-
Hey, what do you mean you can't do a tick-tock life?
I'm not a Florida way girl, so I tick-tock life.
You have to!
I'm not going to say like, hey, cool, cool, cool.
Oh my god.
No, I wouldn't be talking.
I'd be like, who looks better?
Me.
So let the girl is like one girl on TikTok live.
That's it.
Go for it.
Go.
Come on, man.
Yuck.
You don't want to go desktop?
Like, just quickly?
We can do whatever you want to do.
Why are you getting nervous?
I'm not getting nervous.
No, no.
I'm not chatting.
We can do whatever you want to do, shit.
Whatever you want to do.
Let's view, let's view, let's view.
Like that?
Yeah, on my PC?
I think, let's go.
One girl, literally that's it.
Sure.
Just one.
No, that's it three.
No, that's it one, that's the best of one, okay?
Okay, but how do we pick the girl?
Cause I'm gonna be honest, like,
we get a girl there and she's like,
she's like an Asian girl.
Oh, first girl, first girl.
Audrey's actually.
No, first girl, the first, the first girl.
ABG pulls up the odds are kinda stacked against me there,
Jen.
Oh, it doesn't have to be Asian girl, bro.
Just the first girl, that's gonna be the first girl.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even have to talk.
I don't even have to talk.
Ha.
Bro, say it best than three.
Chad, I'm not fucking flirting with anyone.
This is just a few weeks back.
Now what, now what, now what?
You want me to do it?
Yeah.
You want me to do it?
You want me to do it?
You want my chick talk alive?
Yeah.
Injust chat
We're not going on monkey chat
What is that I'm a for you page you want to see you see my for you on my phone it's kind of
for you
I'm gonna do five swipes
Why do you have fucking bass maxed out?
Oh my god
Can you uh put my chat up there?
Yeah
Let's get it one more scroll down
It's a go to New York right here
Holy fucking shit
Oh my god never mind y'all
Holy HD man
Yeah I'm not gonna lie to you that's what it was worth it
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
That's a chat, bro.
Blue Taylor.
Alright.
You want me to hide?
How do I go large?
You're a little bit crazy.
Ew! Your chop!
How do I go large?
What do you mean? How do I go large?
I don't even have to talk!
Who chopped? Who tried to figure out who's less chopped?
I thought there was a live auction at the top, they removed it.
Wait, you can't take it anymore?
Start it out.
Yo, bean, thank you for the five gift, bro.
Wait, let me see if I have it.
Can you, I don't have it either.
Wait, I have live.
You don't have that?
Maybe a different account?
I mean I could do it, I'm sure I could do it in here.
I don't know what's going to work, I never managed a screen mirror.
Alien vs Predator.
We both are good, but I understand how they're better. See, it never works for a woman.
Literally one woman.
You must first begin to win.
Hey, come on.
GG, man.
That's a text.
It's not a text.
Not for you guys, literally, this is for...
What?
No!
Yeah!
Ew!
This is weird.
Take it easy.
No, it's literally sports.
Come on.
If I'm going to go like...
Oh!
You're such a straight girls man.
What?
Get your sports.
Hold on.
I love me a nice, I love me a nice hot man.
Here we go.
Okay.
What do I say and go live?
No, no.
You don't go live.
Monkey NPC.
I haven't been live on my account a minute.
You don't go live.
You don't go live.
You don't go live.
What do I do?
No, I can't.
Just go.
Yeah, I've found it.
They're gonna be here in years.
They're gonna be here in years.
They're gonna be here in years.
Yeah, bro, what is this for you, man?
No, I'm gonna take a break.
She's on a break.
They're gonna be here in years.
Oh, why didn't I lie about you?
Let me know, I'm not choosing, you choose.
Oh, yeah.
They're gonna be here in years.
I bet you.
Oh.
Her Instagram...
I'm gonna get you an Instagram here.
I'm just gonna say it, so be ready.
Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello?
What the hell?
That was good. How old are you?
18.
What? Do I get on the border there, Jesus?
Alright, good.
Stop out of people. Stop out of people.
All right, wait, I think she's taking a really good one.
Okay.
Yo, does your camera top of five people?
I don't know.
Could get this guy to do it.
Are you gonna say anything?
Yo, you trying to frame- Oh, I go to the girl, she'll say, why don't you do that?
Girl, I hate people that do that. Why would you not vote?
I feel like she's not the biggest.
Is the base on her like that?
I should put a base on that.
Not saying I hate that, we're not just-
I don't get it.
You can vote for that.
I have a trash writer.
I didn't know you were going, I'll go now though, definitely.
I'm not giving her money just so fucking baby
Hey, you're just mad at me.
Yo, AK Shed, let's just fuck him down!
I said, I had Lacey.
I'm not such a total impassion.
Oh my god, I can't even try to catch up to him.
I just tried to fuck him down.
One question.
Oh my god, booze!
Tell me, finally, earlier when I was straight, I was getting like double-decker.
I
I'm in bed, walk up again.
Alright, so can you guys look at the battle?
It's a girl, until I get this leg, I'm ready to like...
Oh my god!
She just left.
I am from Miami, Florida.
South Miami.
Let's do it, let's do it, take a break down.
Oh, can it, dude, breathe.
Lacey, a chug.
Hi, everyone. Thanks for joining.
Hi, bro, I'd like you to go over there.
What's your profile picture? Are you a chug?
It's me.
No fucking wonder, bro!
Hi, everyone.
Oh, they're airheads!
I'm Lacey, I'm Lacey, I'm Lacey.
Okay.
Am I missing something?
She's gonna do it, bro.
Come on, put too much wood together, please.
Thank you so much.
She asked for a go.
Thank you so much.
Your viewers are going, huh?
I'm fucking giving her roses, grab.
GFS.
Hi, thank you so much for doing this, guys.
No, I had a pump fake.
Humphay.
What's happening?
Holy shit.
Stay for the remote eye man,
if you guys can follow.
I dropped one of the basics in my gallery.
I'm out of the battling.
That was so beautiful.
I'd like to put the gift up on another chester.
Bro, we can't get out of this shit.
I should have fucked your football picture, Kate.
No, it's not.
Oh my God.
So no, Lacey, I don't have Lacey.
I'm sorry.
OK.
I'm already lost.
I'm just beside you, bro.
Oh, that sounds real.
I wonder, hey, stop.
Hey, stop.
Don't do that.
I'm going to stop.
OK, no.
No.
Why are you being bad right now?
Yo, he's being bad.
My son is being bad.
Oh, look at her cat.
He doesn't know how to act.
I don't have the lifestyle of this.
Hey, Muggleye, your vet has taken like a scammer, bro.
Add me, quick question.
I said, add me.
He's bad.
Mom.
Add me.
Wait, you're saying someone accepted.
Add Lacey?
What's with Lacey?
Don't say that, shut up.
Okay, why are you all looking so scary?
Oh, my God.
Oh my god guys, it's good to see you.
But anyways, um...
I don't know, it's fun though.
But what are y'all doing tonight?
Yo, are these NPCs? Actual questions!
Oh, you got no motion!
Yeah, why are there so many of you?
What the hell was that?
Oh, oh, oh.
Is she entry?
So, Rob, is she?
She has to see who looks better.
Oh, then babe.
What's wrong with a little bit though?
I don't think I'm going to tell that.
So you're going to hit her.
Oh, Ashley?
Wait, Ashley.
Wait, for real? Are you good?
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley.
How do you say Ashley?
Huh? Ashley, how do you leave?
Let's get to 10, they're talking about the op-ed.
So we're going to do the next 10,
we're going to follow the...
Well, you fell?
Yeah, my eyes are fucked.
That ass?
Wait, where were you on the highway, or where were you at?
I was on the road, it was fucking...
What the hell, man?
We were hearing this great mix of hours,
and it literally just fucking tumbled like...
Something was screaming, so I was looking back
at her driving, I swear to God.
I don't know what was going on.
And the sparks were just shooting out,
and then we just fell out,
I was just fucking out of there.
Wait, that's from the bike?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh shit, meat, melon, body.
Never ever eat a meat, melon, never ever eat it.
Well, you crashed a bite.
What's that, that?
It's protein, basically.
Oh, wait, that's.
How are you?
Wait, I heard you about a hama rada.
Yeah, ma haka.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah, all right, all right, all right.
I'm not, I'm not for that shit.
I am.
Are you dead ass?
All right, all right, all right.
Yeah, I think everyone's awesome.
You got it?
What do you mean?
Are you, wait, are you being serious?
That they're going to drop you?
What happens to the energy off screen?
You really told me you were going to get on it.
That was suggested.
He's already on trend now.
I'm not on trend.
Did you hop on that down?
Look at this boys, they go back, face to face with the back.
We are, we are all here.
So maybe we come to Peptide Boys?
Peptide Boys? I'm not sure.
No.
This is like the start of your trip, I mean, you think that?
Yeah.
You want to start it for tomorrow?
Is he yesterday?
Your first trip.
Who's picking me first?
I can't help picking you.
Oh wait, you're not a captain?
No, I'm joking.
That's a jazzy.
Oh, you're probably the best player, then, in the draft.
I ain't been a player.
It's like, wait.
Nah, and split is fucking bullet-a-late.
Can't do that.
Gotta start red, if it can't be me.
Can't do it anymore.
I'm not allowed you to eat as much as you can now
before you start redding.
You know what redder guy told me?
Yo, he throws himself up and red.
OK, I'm not doing that.
No, I talked to him.
You know, he keeps 1,000 calories a day.
And then throws himself up?
Yep.
OK, that's a disease, yeah.
No, that's not the same thing as a eating disorder.
But Reddit definitely suppressed his own.
And we told him he'd get out and eat some 300 calories a day
or more.
OK, well, that's a day.
He ate two bananas a day, and he's got your eyes closed.
That's like an axiomus.
No, that's Reddit.
No, that's not.
I'm saying throw yours all out.
No, throw yours in his bag.
But everyone at Reddit, I talk to,
eats like one meal a day.
And they don't even finish the meal.
Yeah, and I'm gonna make sure the key is smaller.
Actually, I heard the opposite.
I heard that because you lose the fat in your cubic area
and make sure the key was the, uh,
no, it'll make your shit bigger because you got fat.
My nipples are low key, like, the same distance
as Jason's eyes.
Yeah, I've seen that chat.
And it's really-
Oh my God!
You got really small nipples,
like chocolate chip, safe nipples.
Chocolate chip?
Like low key?
Let's ask Ron.
Be completely unbiased looking right now.
100 million, I'll do it.
10 million, 10 million, 10 million,
I don't have anything to do with no question.
5 million, I'll suck a cock.
I'll do it for 5 million, there's no question.
5 million isn't even that long.
That wasn't even a question.
No, there was no question.
I'll do one no-poor back shot.
That's...
No, we're in an argument right now.
Who straight up like looking at us right now,
what's better?
I mean, bro, I'm not even...
The thing is with you is when I say this to you,
actually get offended on like it's like me though like you can call me like I
look back right I don't think you're back but it's that military it's the
military time when you had your own haircut I was like I just don't like
my buzz cut yeah it's like this is like too square like you should grow your
hair fully out well I am in the process of it but don't go buzz no you
don't have the hair to do that no your hair like long long you could like
No, you can slick it back. It'll be sexy. I'm in my fucking mafia boss
But you don't look bad, but like I don't know why like like I talked about a mushroom
I saw your tits up really like
Like you look I don't know
But like you don't look like you did a push-up that was yeah
Wait, no, feel me alive. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna wash them
I'm boiling up and doing it.
I love what you do, I just look like I don't know.
Bro, here the thing is, when I have my head shaved,
everybody's like, oh, grow your hair back out.
You look better with your hair grown out.
Then I grow my hair out, and now it's, oh,
you look like a lesbian, shave your head again.
I don't even know.
I just can't wait.
I actually just can't wait.
Why do you have your head shaved?
No, no, no, I'm just, me personally,
I like my buzz cut, man.
Yeah, you're right, man.
I think your buzz cut a little bit.
If you had a blouse cut and you grew up with facial hair, like all the way around, I don't think I could do that.
I think you can.
You gotta hop on Minoxidil.
I'm just fucking hopping on anything here now, huh? Minoxidil, redda, papakai.
Why are you keep coming like so fucking hot?
Yo apparently I'm not kidding. Apparently if we start taking redda, we're both going to pop summer.
That's what I'm being told about.
No, I didn't. I got to be saying that.
Like, who told you that?
Redda probably just told me that.
Right if I tell you how I get on it right now by the summer time I'll be
You wouldn't. I actually did a lot of research on peptides.
There's no research to be done in the summer.
No, there is.
Dude, look at my framing, I like that. Imagine if you imagine this, like, chiseled.
Like, imagine this tea right here.
Don't hop on it, man.
Don't hop on it. Just do it naturally. Just literally.
They see the V? Is there a V?
Christ on my mind.
Imagine if I had the frame on there like everyone's like like get out of my fucking way
Imagine dude that was fucking hard. We should go to you know what we should do boys
This summer. Let's all go to a mind. No a bodybuilding place
You know say like there's their face. We should all participate. We should boil up our bodies. Whoa
Let's get on stage. I like that
I think we gotta be used to
No, but I'm not gonna lie
Already told people because people were already concerned about it that I'm not gonna be competing
Because people will worry like oh at least he helps already he's gonna be bodybuilding is gonna be competing
That's cheating. I actually wonder what you look like with a 6-5. Reddit doesn't make you gain muscle up
It makes you retain the muscle
Apparently you don't
You could hit a game winner. No, we didn't
You're dead ass, honey. I'm not even kidding. Your eyes were the same distance as my nickel. It's like, no troll.
You're built like a 13 year old.
Oh my god, apparently you could have said a game earlier.
You look at those two girls that are shirtless.
Where's the clip? Where's the clip? Where's the clip?
Yeah, we just filmed past that one.
What?
I just memorized that one. I was 13. I was built like you.
Okay, well, you're built like an icon, you're a little boy.
Boy, I'm a man, and you're a little boy,
and I'm a little boy of yours.
Bro, you have so many fucking snacks.
It's really got Drew after his birthday.
Come on, man.
I got Drew a little bit on look
like a couple of snacks for his birthday, bro.
What is this?
Is this a snack?
Yeah, it's a snack.
It's a great snack.
It's fucking weird.
By the last time we smoked.
My room's last night we smoked.
We smoked.
We ended shooting, went to dinner,
and we just fucking feasted.
Oh my God, hold on.
We gotta watch this.
You don't remember that?
Not that memory.
It was Ronald's birthday dinner.
Oh.
Wait, hold on.
Smoke?
Just a minute.
Breathe for Dodgers.
Let the Chunks come in.
Here's the double.
Dodgers on the drive.
Step back.
Punch it up.
Oh my.
He's the best in the league.
He actually is the best in the league.
Nice.
I hate how people disrespect him, bro.
Damn.
He hit that motherfucker, man.
No one says bam when he shoots.
Really hit it like I hate how people are disrespected. How is he not in the MVP conversations?
He's dropping 50 at night
SGA clears SGA clears
He's leading the league in scoring. I can't my name's on there. I'm not chatting. It doesn't know ball
He's leading the league in scoring. Let's talk about how Cooper flag is the next LeBron James
Okay
I mean Cooper flags, I think we're like really good
Cooper check Cooper flags actually gonna be probably realistically
He'll be he'll be top three player with him three years. Yeah, how many points in Lucas for this game
I'm getting a skinny peepee drinks. Oh, what?
What is it like?
Okay, yeah, I'll do it
No, I don't believe that.
Luca, he's like, okay, here's another thing
that people know, I hate it, it's disrespectful as what it is.
Austin Reeves puts 30 up a night.
Luca, 30 point triple double, game winner.
He's the best in the league.
Luca, don't say here we go, no, no, no.
Luca's the MVP of the NBA right now.
Austin Reeves is 50-50 though.
He's not 50-50 though.
He's not.
He's not, second time's games.
He's not 50-50, 32, 30, 31, 25, 19, 16, 50.
No, you see how it goes from 18-12.
Well, yes, but this is when he came back off injury.
This is when he came back off injury.
But Austin Reeves?
Or when I was watching, he was always 50-50.
But I don't watch much now.
You are rated?
Oh.
Taven, thank you for the rate, bro.
Appreciate that.
Appreciate that, man.
Luca is MVP. I don't care anyone says it's just he just gets disrespected to look it doesn't play
That's my dog. Oh, it's literally my dog
I've never seen a regular candy is fucking big. I haven't either so tonight. Why am I taking a red blood fucking 8.30 p.m.
So
Supposed to do a mod tournament
A mod gaming tournament
Well, you want to do a mod you want to do a thing with me what you get five you get four mods
I get four mods and we play like a series of games
And we see who like us in our mods see who wins we would
No, but they have to actually be mods
Exactly
We're getting killed oh, yeah, cuz you probably have a game there's as mods my mods they're all they're all gamers
Yo chat, what are we feeling tonight, man?
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Anticons winning?
Anticons can't even play video games.
It's supposed to go up.
Bro shut up man.
You gotta become a clubber?
No, I'm never going again.
Wait, what happened?
No, I mean.
Did you drink?
No.
That's what I was doing also.
I was like yo let's take a shot and then I have my shot and like the chaser in my hand took the shot and spit it out.
I can't do anything.
Why?
So you went to the club's silver and danced in a club's silver.
Yeah. You can have fun on sobering, bro.
You have fun on sobering.
No, no, no. One shot.
100% you can have fun sobering, but you can have more fun not sobering.
I have one shot. Like, totally.
One, maybe one-half.
See, me? Are you going to the party in two days?
No.
What party?
Taurus?
What?
Come on, pop out with us.
Everybody's going?
I don't know about everybody.
That's right, bro.
Yeah, probably.
I told him I said I won't, he promised, I did promise,
I'm not popping out.
You promise Tara?
I did, I'm not popping out.
No, even if we pop in and out, no, let's go have a night,
dude, let's have a night off, let's get fucking,
I'm talking hammered, let's get blacked out, Jay.
Like I'm talking about like 10, 15 shots
to kill a blacked out to the point
where we wake up the next morning
and we don't even know what happened the night before.
I don't, I don't get drunk, I don't get drunk, I'm a, I'll pop out and have fun, but I don't drink, I'm down, if everybody's going I'm down.
Well it's been so long since I've been out, Lacey Lockett, guys.
I don't say anything, you're better, bro.
You better hop on right, man.
Movies better fight you.
You better watch that.
Who is it? Blueface and Chibu?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait. Wait, Super Hot Fire and who?
Oh, that's like the white boy that says the N-word. Who? Super Hot Fire?
No, no. You don't know who Super Hot Fire is?
It sounds familiar, but I don't know what from.
Bro, it's like, it's the guy that he does the Rappos.
Oh, that's what it sounds familiar from so this is so what's what's the lore behind this plan I don't get it
Basically the other dude is like a crazy fucking racist and like open racist and
This guy's a racist. Yeah. Yeah, holy hell
my god
He has an elephant trunk in his pants
I'm not gonna lie bro, is this a fair fight?
I feel like he's better just fucking...
See, he's not just like demolish him.
Bro, this is not a fair fight, bro.
I'm not gonna have to fight you.
This guy's Nat.
Wait, I've never heard about it, what is the...
This guy right here is he's just racist and that he's fighting a black guy. Is that the story line?
Okay, let's see the matchup
She's a jet-tambaya.
Girl, she's a cockroach.
The best action-trucker.
Yeah!
Come on, she's wearing wheels.
Cookie.
Santa, freak out, eat even though.
Why are you all sitting in cop?
I did not take a beat.
Hey, his ass is looking at OBS.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, man.
I mean, look at my recent doughnashes.
I know.
No, no, no, no.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
People think I eat unhealthy.
Oh, god, I only eat unhealthy.
Or I only eat healthy shit.
Bro, please super hot fire, bro.
There's a place called New York Chicken and Dioro.
Fire.
It's just pure like Dioro rice.
See what it's open?
Bro, this shit is so fucking unhealthy.
It's meat and rice.
No, but that's it.
Okay, we got Asahi, Poki, Poki-Bowl, come on, oh wait, like it, like it, wait, this is not fair, whoa!
Come on, Super! Come on, Super!
Nice, nice, he's getting good dodges.
So much bigger
Come on super
I mean he's like actually just big he's just free-framed on again
Yeah, what's the late difference here?
60 pound different y'all
Wow. Wow. He take that fight.
Yo. What is up to him?
Oh my. Oh my god. He let him go.
Oh man.
Oh now he's mad. Now he's mad.
He's missing.
Wait, he's gassed.
He's good.
You wanna push?
Okay, I like the body shot.
That's a good body shot.
Nice, bro.
No, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
He doesn't play defense.
Oh, my God, a good body shot.
Oh my god, he's waiting. Okay.
Oh, another one.
Come on, baby.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is he giving up?
Oh my god, her body is hurt!
I know that bitch hurt!
Oh my god!
No baby, that right hook is dangerous bro!
Whoa!
Oh my god, he's trying to hit him, he's trying to hit him after the ball!
Yeah, he's a pure racist!
Come on ref!
That's the underdog.
Ref!
Let me see that replay, come on.
I want to see the one he really landed in the face.
It was a right hook.
He landed a right hook on him.
Damn.
Shad, they're both gasped, I don't know who.
Oh
Okay, don't get too cocky don't get cocky don't get cocky don't get cocky
Oh
Oh, his hands are dangling, he's tired, man.
Hang on.
Oh, oh no, oh no.
He's chilling, he's chilling.
Come on, you little one.
What the fuck is on my screen?
What the fuck am I doing?
Whoa, whoa!
Raph!
Hang on, that was a shot, bro, that's not a knockdown.
It's back score.
It's back score.
You might fuck the one I meant to email.
Oh
Come on, he's eating them. No that slow ass hook
Opera cow whatever the fuck it was
Wait, yeah, she moved a main event. Oh shit. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, come on. Hold on
He's got comboed on your e-bike.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Okay.
What?
Really?
He's not getting any more body shots now, so all super hot fire needs to do is just catch
I'm telling you I'm a real boxing professional.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's getting, he's getting dominated.
Come on, come on, throw, throw.
Okay.
Oh, he got him again.
Whoa!
Oh no.
I don't know.
That's kind of tough, though. I'm gonna be all that tough.
That's gotta be a point or nothing, no? He tackled them.
Yeah, yeah, it's not
I'm gonna be honest the fact that super hot fire already went to round three with that much of a weight difference
Who's that?
What the fuck?
He's listening to music?
Made fucking a rest?
Who is he?
He's different.
That's a new shit.
Never seen that, mom.
Oh, he touched...
What's that stuff?
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh my god.
He's holding a rat!
Oh my god.
He's holding him
He's getting the shit
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Bro, what is happening?
Dude, this is...
This is just going on the fucking hell.
Someone's gonna knock out.
Oh, he's done.
someone's gonna knock out
all he's done
she has two ballpars going to get knocked out he looks
oh no he's chillin bruh he's winning this round right now
he's winning this round right now he's winning this round
I know but he's sprawled you gotta understand when they're throwing haymakers he has
60 pounds his puns are hitting way harder
No, I know, but he's gonna get knocked out. He's got a last one minute 30
Look, he's gas. You gotta win 130. Oh
My god
Oh
What are they doing is he throwing up? He's hiding
I
Know hey, Robby's choking it out a little bit there
You're so tired though
He did it.
I think he did it.
Yo, 10 more seconds.
Don't fuck.
Don't lose.
Don't get locked up.
He did it.
I think he did it.
I actually think he won.
Get out.
Get out.
Oh, oh, oh.
That was the same girl.
Apparently Silky's down like 10 bands today.
Yeah, I love you all. That was a good fight.
Yo, that was better than the last UFC fight I went to.
Get the fuck up, man.
You won.
What is that tag? What tag?
What?
No shot.
I do not think Gypsy won that at all.
I
Do nothing gypsy one that at all
No, all the people screaming gypsy one like you might as well you just outing yourself at this point dude
Yeah, we do, right!
Shhh!
Jack, this is Jack.
Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a split decision.
What? What decision?
What?
Bang! Bang!
Shhh!
Shhh!
How's it going?
Super!
Just went towards about 29.
28 super hot fire
Fucking you doing pacing cake
Super won that last round he won that last round
Bro
Did we watch the same fight?
Did we watch the same fight?
Rampage Jackson saying that's bullshit
Yo, that's crazy he did not win that fight
I'm really
Bros in the Frank Ocean
He's the only one landing punches in these, in these, what?
Like, like Jim Seacra said, I was throwing punches, but he wasn't really connecting.
Like, look, he's missing them all.
Oh man, can I post here now, this is great.
I don't know how to put this.
What else are there?
Oh man.
Yeah.
That's a sight, bro.
We watched it.
And they still do so the way.
What?
Nah, it is not on Twitch.
I don't think he's gonna, he's not gonna say anything crazy.
How's that?
That's my name.
I appreciate you, man.
They don't want to be on camera.
I do not give a fuck what the judges say gypsy just got his ass kicked. I don't buy a new 60 pounds lighter than him
I don't care gypsy just got his ass beat by a new 60 pounds and four inches smaller than him
I don't give a fuck he got his ass beat
I feel the same exact way.
You can't give it to a judges though, it's in your day.
This happens all the time in every sport.
That would be a racist judge as well.
That literally had to have been.
It's in your day.
The judges though.
The judges make it.
It's in your day.
You can't ever rock a judge.
Wow.
It's all you ever put on the event.
The band, hey, the band, hey, this is all fair.
Right, one of the two was up for question.
Yeah.
No, we won't.
So, can I be honest with you guys?
No, no, listen, I'm gonna be honest.
If we could just stop the replay for a second,
we could just come up with a camera back on me.
Oh, shit.
Thank you very much.
Listen, guys, this is for the sport of boxing.
I have no control over this.
Nobody here does.
This is the State of Florida Athletic Commission.
If you thought it was wrong,
I'm sorry, that's where the fans are decided.
I can't be biased here.
I have to stand for what the decision is made.
You might feel it was wrong.
You might feel it was right.
I can't say anybody, this is my bet.
I've hosted, but thank you to the Florida
State Athletic Commission.
They want to discuss why they thought it was the way it was.
Whatever.
Whatever they think, whatever they think.
I don't know, I don't think so.
I'm sorry.
People won that shit, man.
How do you want that stuff?
I got you.
One hell of a show tonight.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Last one that was here was great, and this was even better.
That's what I'm thinking.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, Ben.
News.
Where's Ben at?
Shit, everybody's shooting up by that.
That's crazy.
Everybody's shooting up.
We're back.
Now, the crowd is tight.
Yeah, I'm supposed to be getting cuffing my god
I was doing it. Let me be right back
Cuff him. Come on, but we need you right now. You might be the only savior we got
Everybody can y'all give it up for a couple real quick
All right, so I don't know what the fuck just happened
Just went down brother. I ain't gonna lie. I'm happy for my nigga super hot my nigga
He did what he's supposed to do my nigga fuck the judges fuck all that he went in there two different body types
They put it on for the black nigga shot a super high on God
Okay, y'all can clap for that y'all can clap
Yeah, W super arm, okay, so about this
Hey, whatever wherever super hot that nigga, we're not mad at you, bro
I'm gonna let you know nigga come out we gonna praise you buddy. You went crazy. You did good
We're not mad at you gang. All right. We love you real shit. Okay, okay?
You did put on
You know she blew my man's I think she will just wanted more, but we're gonna see I think she wanted more
Okay, so we're gonna see how they come up. Did you did you put your bets in?
All the way
We're here for the boss my nigga brand rich this shit. Look this time angle. I don't eat it
Way so chat so now it's blue face and she boo this blue face box
Yeah, he box she was good
She was actually good. I got you boy. I should be I
Got you. Yeah, who wants to put money on blue face? Anybody?
We could put a lot. I don't want to bet against you below
He's fighting?
He's fighting Shibu.
Wait, Chad, what are the odds for it?
Where has Blueface fought before?
Blueface?
I think he's fought.
It's 190 pounds versus 240 pounds. There's a huge weight difference.
Oh, that was for the last fight.
It's 50-50 odds?
Ooh.
Blueface just got out of jail.
I'm not bad for a fat dude like any lost mad weight
I'll put it on a chibu wall
I'll put it on it
Wait you're putting blue things?
I'll take a 50 to fight
You're waiting on blue face?
Yeah I got a hot blue face
I bet we got a little bet going on
Okay now man
See we make it interesting
Okay yeah
I'm gonna be honest, I'm happy either way.
Cause she was my man, I want she to win.
But if Blue Face wins, I got a hundred to get to.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Okay, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Yo.
Fucking hell.
Dude.
This was the scorecard.
Dwayne Deshaun Stevenson.
What the fuck is that?
Wait, that's two blocks, and he?
No, no, no, no, I think these are the judges.
No, that's their names, bro.
That blue corner over there's a red corner.
So they're saying he, you know,
full government is crazy, so.
Yeah, so third round, third round of person.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
To be honest, there's no point in looking at each other.
Oh wait, these are three different judges.
Yeah.
Okay, so this judge right here said that
He won every round.
Yo, bro, there's no point in looking at this, bro.
I'm going to be out of stock.
Start clicking on the tip.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
This judge right here is saying that he,
Gypsy won every round.
I'm not even reading this round.
Wait, Mario Pereira's manual,
they're all Hispanic.
I don't even know what I'm looking at, Chad.
I don't know.
Click Home real quick?
Home?
Twitter. Okay, let's get it closed. Okay, you knew?
Jason, have we caught out Lacey for being unleashed by your girlfriend Darla?
Okay, she tweaked their song. That's crazy. Lacey surprises
Camman Drew, the brand new test. Good tweets.
Great tweets, good speech. Steven Reynolds has OSCS. He doesn't think
ex-phase members will ever be in a group again. I don't think it's going to happen.
Nobody fucking talks. I tried, but nobody responds besides a great grift.
Why didn't he just fight for us? This is not true. I respond.
I'm always in a group chats
Classic one when she does late night gaming saying with Lacey
Okay
Keeping my mind off our streamer not streaming so I click on my other streamers live and this is what I see
I fucking love Lacey. That's a little up to these love these
Ruffin rusty. Let me guess
Always so love
Okay, yeah, it's a bunch of like, that's my twin right there.
What?
What is he?
Eleven?
He's smoking now?
No.
Wee.
Blackboy Max?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Holy shit, that's actually a nice tag.
What happened?
Blackboy Max.
Oh, nice tag.
She been walking out.
She been walking out?
She been walking out?
Come on.
I'm gonna get it online.
Cover everybody.
Yeah, see what I get when you're really about it.
I'm pretty sure I can hear it.
Maybe the cook back room's right there.
Let's go!
He's down.
He's 25.
Is that the cook?
I think it's cook.
Thanks for waiting.
It's my turn.
I'm glad you're coming in there.
Let's go.
We're in the city.
Let's go.
I think he'll come back as well.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh shit.
Can you see how that worked?
We're in my room.
We're in my room.
What's the weight difference here?
I'll get on the shift.
Damn!
I
This is the moment you've all been waiting for.
Ladies and gentlemen, sit down and look at the officials.
This is going to be a window.
We can't believe that.
We're going to have to end up at the window.
One, two, three, four.
Let's go.
Let me watch the match.
Let me watch the match.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get this.
You're good here and up the high
here and touch him up gentlemen touch him up.
He didn't touch love.
That's how we do it.
How we do it?
You have to touch him.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, here we go.
It's just about to make it about her.
Let's go.
She better make it about her, bro.
Fox.
Let's go, Chibu.
You're gonna stand out.
Why stand out?
No
I
I think she's gonna knock him out.
Hello.
I'm gonna have to feel it.
I'm gonna have to feel it.
I'm gonna have to feel it.
Let's go.
Hey, you think that ain't starting to feel it?
It's a lot of people that are here.
I love it, proud.
Everybody, who can go and get them all?
It is crazy.
What's up, Pete?
Give it up for me.
I'm gonna go and get them all.
You a champion?
Hey, he got all the best of that.
Come on, Pete.
You're playing the best of that.
Let's go.
Round two.
Yeah, yeah. Not a single person to shadow.
Round number. Appreciate you and loving very much.
Streamers. Stop fucking around.
After party at taboo.
Mr. Jones is perfect in that team.
Here we go.
Mr. Jones got two.
I'm going for that too.
Oh, I'm setting him up.
Setting him up, don't you?
Yeah.
Here we go.
See that weak point.
Let's go, Chibu Cardiolets.
Come on, Chibu.
Chibu, drop that righty.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Chibu.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, man, Chibu!
Oh!
Chibu.
Chibu.
Chibu.
Chibu.
Chibu.
Game is like a fucking rakey, man!
YOOOOOO!
It's all out!
That's all out!
Wait, the round is going now!
Wait, they called it a play?
What does that mean?
Wait, but the timer's going!
Here, let's pass.
They're trying to get into each other's head.
Yeah, I know.
Oh
You're going to get a punch for that right down here, huh?
That was a check out some of the books.
Hey, I'm a fan of Bruce Lee's, but I don't share who this was.
I give the one one.
I give the one one.
Damn, we don't.
It's worse for blue face.
No, no, no.
It's worse.
It's worse.
I
Oh
Everything
Yeah, that's right.
That's a big.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
He's tired.
I think I think.
He's tired.
He's tired.
Come on, man.
Put his weight on it.
Put his weight on it.
Put your weight on it.
Put your weight on it.
Put your weight on it.
Yeah, she doesn't she doesn't
know he's standing.
Yeah, I don't see you.
I didn't win this.
I won.
Time for what?
Okay.
Oh
Yeah, we're saying 3-0.
3-0? She can't even say knockout.
Can I hit him? Can't even hit him!
Yeah!
Oh! Can't even know what round it is!
Can't even know what round it is!
Can't even know what round it is!
I don't even know what round it is!
Yeah!
Can't even hit him!
Round four.
Let's go. Let me ask you a question.
You could have survived.
I think she was a better boxer than me.
Okay.
He's more got more experience.
He's a blue face for his fights. He's been out, right?
That's right.
His first fight is a heavyweight, Tom.
Yeah, no. Yeah, yes. He ain't knocked the kings out here.
In jail, when she moved by, I'm sorry, in jail,
was Blue Face fighting?
The Blue Face left on 19th.
Blue Face got that.
He was fighting.
Shibu lives one.
He's got Snot coming out of his nose.
Shit.
You gonna hang that head for me?
See that?
We got a minute left to route for it.
He's gonna snap right through it.
Oh man.
Protein smoothie?
Protein smoothie for the guys while watching the fight.
I
Think she got that one
Don't be a tire on me.
Don't be a tire on me.
Hey, hold on.
Don't come back.
You didn't really connect on, you didn't really connect on any of all.
I don't want to hit you.
I don't want to hit you.
I don't want to hit you.
I don't want to hit you.
Easy ground, bro.
Come on.
Good job.
That's what I was getting at.
I said, let me go back.
New things to go through.
It's just been a perfect outing for him.
He seemed angry all the time.
He seemed more calm than that.
He noticed.
Oh, there you go.
Let's go.
What are you all saying?
What are you all saying?
What are you all saying?
What are you all saying?
Oh!
Oh my God!
Please, come back!
Oh my God! Please, come back!
Come on, guys!
Yeah, but she was one.
Yeah, who faces like God in everything?
He's gassed.
Oh
Oh
We
This is it boys the last round of branders number 13
That's good, that's good.
Put the weight on him, put the weight on him, good strategy please.
That makes it happen.
I've made it left, bro.
Please, please.
Oh my god.
He's getting him.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Shibu's gonna sleep him.
Come on!
Oh, he got him!
Keep moving!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God, wait!
Keep him!
Keep him!
Sleep him!
Come on!
What are you saying, kid?
Shibu!
Shibu!
Wait!
Shibu!
Rap, let him fight!
He's the strongest!
He's the strongest!
He's the strongest!
He's the strongest!
No!
Don't gas out now!
Don't gas out now!
Don't gas out!
Oh
You have 20 seconds she moves give it all you got
Oh my god, right there, bro.
If you were to keep the-
That bitch ate the straw.
That bitch ate the straws!
It's a plastic straw!
You know what that's possible!
I don't know if there is that.
Is there a bell?
Ladies and gentlemen, the decision is in.
It is a unanimous decision.
All three judges sing about the same way, 58-56.
My unanimous decision out of the blue corner, Jeebo!
Wait!
Let's go!
Woo!
OK!
Woo!
OK!
Woo!
Yes!
Man, maybe that last round was a decided.
You won?
Let's fucking go, man!
Let's fucking go!
OK!
Let's fucking go!
I was not expecting that but I fucking knew Shibu!
W fucking Shibu!
Wait, what?
I don't know how they scored a box in front of you, I thought blue was the most proud of the fucking A!
You're the champ.
What's up man, what up?
Help me!
I can tell you that I'm the power of myself!
Yeah!
That's fucking good.
W Shibu, bruh.
I called you, I FaceTimed you, I said the Ruga, they were gonna let them fight
Blueface because of you know, they wasn't at skill level. I called you like a week notice. You said eight and please give me this moment
I'm ready. How did you know what did you feel?
Blue
You far amazing bro first time I hit the way I give you your props again
This fight was kind of put together last minute. It was so hard to get
That's a good fight. Can we get you back in your bro? Can we see you back in my fucking lacy, man?
You know damn, I lose your money on your own fight card. I
Definitely wouldn't score that in your decision. I gave it 42. It was you
Shout out to Brarist shout the Brarist. I do like you do get back on Brarist. Do you want to rematch or who do you want to fight?
I
Probably won't get back on brunos because
You tampered with the bet never that never that I don't know what you talk about
jibu
Fuck what they talking about you're the champion is brunos shit. What's next to you a brunos?
Guys this six rounder tells me I need to do more come on
Wait, cruise away on the way.
Cruise away on the way.
Cruise away on the way.
Chibu, we're opening my eyes for you.
They said this fight wasn't going to happen
unless you did six rounds.
They didn't think your cardio could do it.
Come on, man.
I'm here, man.
I'm here, bro.
I'm here to work.
I guess all laws, all adversities.
I'm right here, bro.
Thank you, God, bro.
I told myself before I got on this ring,
I'm going to say it all on Sunday, man.
I told them, I told this day to the good life
of this bitch.
I prayed on the scene to happen.
All right.
Congratulations Chibu you deserve that shit
Hey man, pause right now for Chibu please
Please fucking take those man
W fucking Chibu
I personally thought you could do it
I need to
Brarris number 13 was the greatest past Brarris
Where to keep Elevating Q going crazy
This will be the last Brarris
Bro
Hey take those man, hey
Fucking take those
Hey fuck you, I mean shout out Chibu for getting the win but
That was a good fight though
I don't know much about boxing and scoring,
but from me watching it, I don't know, dude.
You're watching the same fights, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, yeah.
I thought Blue Face was dodging.
Like, Chibu wasn't letting anything,
and Blue Face was letting more punches in each round.
I think Chibu maybe had like, no more rounds.
I don't know though.
Some of the angles I couldn't see in Chibu punching,
I didn't know if he missed the upper cutter or laid it,
but dodging punches is not equal in.
I'm not sure if I'll pull it out.
I already saw that, I already saw that.
Hey, W Sheba would've fucked the chat, man.
Sheba was 11-1.
11's even even in 11 fights.
Aden.co.gambly?
What do you mean?
Aden best of his own fights.
What's so cute about it?
You could probably do that.
The fighters can bet on their own fights.
What's so cute about it?
So, what do you guys want?
And now, Sway Lee?
Well, what do you guys want?
Hold on, a little Riz action?
Hey guys, Silky Doki Woo?
Is he Rizzy?
I love that! I love that!
I love it! I love it!
I love it! I love it! I love it!
I love it! I love it!
Fire! Fire!
I love it! I love it!
Yes we go quick, quick!
You're not really...
You're not really...
She gave me the MIs, you know?
No, it's like...
You're a milk man!
I'm gonna have to stop...
Alright, I'm about to head up.
Alright, well...
Damn, bro.
The last two flights, I personally would have had opposite decisions,
But that's why I'm not a fucking boxing judge.
Yeah.
Y'all I'm not gonna lie, I kind of ruined this shake.
Because I keep sipping plastic.
Oh, you just spit it out.
I'm sorry.
I'm not wearing my coat.
I'm just coming out of here.
Let the thugs get a fight.
I have pilot.
He's ready to fight whoever on very risk.
Yeah, pilot got to ask him.
I know.
But he's ready to fight whoever.
Alright, bro.
Let me let you in the chat. Appreciate the 100, bro.
I'm not gonna let you talk to me like it costed nothing.
But I see how you're moving up, right?
No, I'm not moving me for it at all.
Bye, fucking Bitcoin and shit.
What's Bitcoin at?
Bitcoin, looking like it's at.
I'm looking like it's at.
I'm a guess, 70.
70. Oh my God!
Not bad, man. Not bad.
Bitcoin at 72?
It's not bad at all.
You gonna practice CS tonight?
I got it at 64.
That's pretty fucking good, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna practice CS for a little bit, for sure.
Okay.
You need it, bro.
Hey, tournament tomorrow.
All right.
Trust me on the first day, Jake.
All right.
If you're not picked up, I'm definitely gonna pick you up.
I'm gonna go right home.
That's Gira.
Gira?
Gira?
Yeah, I got to use you for half-buckets.
Oh my God, she's done that for me.
Oh my God, she's done that for me.
It's not a nipple, it's not a shit of a smoothie, chat.
Oh, come on, let's go to bed, girl.
I feel like I should force be a lot of stuff actual part timer W stream you know
what I was gonna place these go but since I saw that W streams in the chat I'm
gonna end my stream there hey can we come on y'all we're kind of just kiss
This is Piper's cell guard, bro, for a cell guard, bro.
Hey!
Oh, a deskist?
No, I don't know what you do.
C.S.
We got a long day tomorrow
No, I'm dating tomorrow
No, no, I'm not playing
Not playing
tired
I wake up early today. I have to film a video from WAP and
Then I didn't go to the gym. It's the first day I haven't gone to the gym
It's so long
But I've been skipped a day
My first day
It's like guilty, bro, I feel guilty who cares
Well like whop
Like tomorrow
Yes, I will be live tomorrow. The tournament is at what time chat the tournament is
What time's the tournament go right around like live
It is 4 30 p.m. EST, which is chat somebody do the math
430 p.m. EST is 230 no 130 my time so I'll probably put a fucking 1230 and
yeah but a 1230 maybe 12 p.m. launch if I'm feeling a bit feisty
40 streamers gonna be late. You think YBG is suiting me for me still check the discord
Not bad YBG Guapo. All right. All right, y'all
I am out man
Thank y'all for watching. I'll be back tomorrow
tomorrow. I wish I could do it man. That would have been sick. But Terseus turn him out tomorrow,
not online. I'm pretty shit at CS, but out of everybody, I'm pretty sure I'm one of
the best. So tomorrow should be a good day. I might have a good chance of winning the
whole shit. Like, I might get little highlights. Good highlights. You know, boost my confidence
a little bit in the gamer side of things tomorrow. Hey, can you hear that?
I know that I hurt you
Yeah
See you tomorrow, man. I miss y'all
First day back and sister screaming and back
I love y'all, follow the stream if you haven't already
Sub if you haven't already
I'm out man
I'm standing at the top, that's how I know you've never seen the top
Sierra came parking lot, lookin' like a city parking lot
In the talks when I walk by, like you know it's over me
Chocolate, chocolate
And I'm comin' with the wild, yard niggas not poppin'
Fuckin' and she goin' shoppin', whoa, I'm runnin' out of options
They're runnin' out of options, put them up for a dodgin'
Time I ain't on a dime, this is not love, baby
There's no court leave, no horseshoe
I'm in the bank, they can pull to you
I'm in New York, going John Chetcher
Supermodels, and they all sex
Lock the door to the bathroom, cause they doing something that is not pericy
I was pouring under shots
I remember that I told y'all, bitch shit, that was kinda like a mass text
you
you