jasontheween
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03-16-2026 · 6h 40m
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Let's go chat little baby a strokes bro with those L strokes
Just saw a clip of Marlin
Mogging you first-time chatter get the fuck
Out of my chat
Actually, no
How we done
Chill with the hard eyes y'all chill chill chill chill today's gonna be a good ass day today
You did it better. Nah. Nah. There's no competition man. There's no competition. All right
All we're doing is push-ups on the ground. I know after I did it everybody started doing it too, but it's okay
Now just kidding. I didn't start to turn them up fucking
Shout out to the Filipinos not facts shout out to the Filipinos just saw Marlon Mogu in your real
What's up with these fucking yo, what's going on? What's going on?
First time chatters. What's going on? You're fat
Just Sonic, okay
Not a bad shout yo IBG brows watching you earlier. I was watching you cook whatever the fuck you were cookie
It looked delicioso man looks fucking great. When are you ending? I just started my stream. What do you mean?
When am I ending? I'm not gonna be ending. I'm going to be doing a good-ass stream today. We got a
Content planned. We got we got mad shit mad content today. It's gonna be a beautiful amazing
sexy day
I ate food
Had a bit of sweet potato mixed with some barbecue chicken and start the day off had my
My men's pure food multi vitamin and mineral
Hit legs and abs today. Can you restart the stream? I just got here. Yo
What the, what are you talking about? W-O-S-C-S house?
Alright, bruh. This might be a segment today. Who fucking knows, man? It's a vibe.
You know, I might see Gael again. Maybe pull up to Gael's crib, through my Gael's crib.
Who knows, man? It's a beautiful fucking day.
Who knows what today will entail?
That's the thing about streaming. Shit, it just happens.
Haven't planned to stream in a month? That's cat, y'all.
I'm literally about to go to fucking New York. Okay, and the thing is about daily streaming and this is what I learned, bro
I used to boot up with no fucking idea at all
No idea what to do on stream at all and this is what I'm doing again. I like daily streaming. I'm enjoying it
Obviously, I'm playing this shit month by month
We got a big shit planned on New York Miami is confirmed. I will be going with Ron
I will be going
Let's look
The 24th to the 26th, you know 25th to the 27th
Because on the 28th is Jason goes
Baby shower and I got to do something that day as well a sponsor. I
Think I'm gonna watch I have to watch
I mean, I want to watch NBA game with Phantom, W Turbo attacks, and then baby shower.
So she'll be fired soon as she should be fired.
What else?
What else we got?
And we match it plan.
All right.
Movies, movies, movies, movies, 25th W Coke stream.
is the or six turning with what's happening in New York I gotta do some I
will be going on the news and shit I got a string planned with wisdom he wants
to make a tiktok with me he's never made a tiktok collab before you know
with a crazy ass fucking tiktok study does Jason check your text I don't see a
text message where did you text me oh she just texted me
I'm checking to bait it lol nice dude nice nice oh also Jackson Wayne is in
town he hit me up he's like bro 31st you trying to go on stage with me I'm like
yeah fuck you fuck it I'm gonna go on stage with Jackson Wang on the 31st it's
gonna be it should be fun bro my get a little G bad remix going again who knows
probably fucking not but I'm gonna get on that stage and I'm gonna sit there
and dance to his songs like the cheerleader I am because I'm a W miss
And then I'm gonna jump into a crowd of a bunch of middle-aged woman and it's gonna be a fucking movie
Bro, it's gonna be fucking Bob and we're gonna go insane. All right 31st movie
Okay
China trip
I'm gonna ask him. I'm gonna ask him about it. I'll ask him about it
Jester Maxie
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For you page what the fuck brother Jesus for for five bro. Geez man. What what was that? That was I was mad random
Lacey didn't do the push-up trend yet. You know what? I actually saw Lacey outside at night
Like his favorite tiktok spot is somewhere out in the backyard with a little bit of lighting see him doing a push-up challenge
He couldn't do it he couldn't do it so he didn't post it
Yeah, he didn't end up posting it
Yeah! Yeah, I'm a dead kid!
Nah, I'm L-Mans, bro.
Fuck.
Nah, yeah, but so Lacey did not do the challenge,
unfortunately, bro.
But it is what it is, bro.
That should motivate him to wanna change
and be better, bro, which he is,
but he's taking the first steps.
You know?
L-Mans, I'm just kidding, bro.
He didn't do, I didn't see him do any TikTok.
I'm trolling.
I'm trolling, okay?
Train CS2 and say you lost the XGSA,
why the fuck would I train CS2
when there's no CS2 tournament?
Speaking of tournaments,
Jinxie invited me, we're cooking up a,
actually I don't wanna, I don't wanna leak his idea yet.
He should be the one to leak his idea.
But yeah, Valorant 2v2 later today.
I'm riding up.
I'm riding up.
Okay, okay, calm down.
It's okay.
He's got a lot of damage, so he's gonna get all of it.
Just let me go.
You look like him.
You should do it.
Chat the 2v2
Should I do this I
Mean look
Should I go paint myself green real quick just for the fuck of it and and play the 2v2 tournament
No
Should I get naked and just paint myself green real quick and to see if my green and just and play the 2v2 tournament
So everybody was saying no and I said gate I'm gonna get naked and y'all say yes
You have free will bro fuck it. Okay. I need someone to pay me though. All right
And John's not here yet, so I can't go IRL yet
I
Bro what was actually looks good wait boys. Can you pull up wait show the progress dude?
What was just about a voice about to be given your whole team is blowing up we like look at this?
Do do look at that but now you should keep the buzz. I'll send the most options like yo
No, I'm definitely keep my hair shorter, but
No, look at the airline bro. No more swollenness that you could see a bit of it
Yeah, there's like, it's not a little swollen, but it's not bad
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely worth it. Yo, that airline is coming in
Wait, so it's gonna, the hair is gonna grow out of the
Yeah, everywhere. So like my old hairline was like, this one's gone
Like this
There it is. And then I still had hair like up here a little bit there
Wow. Wait, so how did they do it? They took the hair
Everything from the back of my head.
Wait, so you have no hair that grows on the back of your head?
No, that's why it's like so spread out the entire back
because they like, from like little spots.
So like my hair density in the back of my hair was fine.
It'll just be less dense, but it's not gonna be noticeable.
And then they just stick it up here.
Wow.
All right, well shit, we'll see, we'll see ya later soon.
Bro, he kicked me.
Now you're turkey, man.
It's a promo for turkey
But yeah, I mean shit hey, we got some time bro, so fucking I guess I'll paint myself green
Like YBG said I got free will bro. I mean, I mean, I ain't got shit to do until then
Get naked turn should I go should I go underwear or
Should I go underwear or and just all green like
or just a shirt great content this could be a movie of a fucking stream today
guys fool green what if I paint myself and the green doesn't come off though like
I look he got a little good tonight as I know or if you don't know tower yummy
invited all the guys to a party on a Monday night didn't realize it's a
fucking Monday night well who want to pull up whoa she's trying to pull up
Tara yummy's birth and not birthday bash it's called it's called
Oh
Oh
Hey, I can't drink and
I'm not trying to go party
You don't have to drink I'm not gonna drink
You can have fun why don't I don't understand
You know
Hey whoever pulls it with me sorry. I'm a call me. She's like
Hey, anyone who pulls up with you is it's good. It's good. All right, so who wants to pull up?
I learned y'all my dad's gonna go Lacey's gonna go Ron's gonna go
Well, I think so I told Ron to go cuz I want to go
I want to go I want to go with all the guys bro silky. Hopefully I don't know if he's back from Miami though
Like that could be a Bob man. That'd be a great Bob. I
Want to go we all going facts
They ain't nothing like Atari yummy party
Wait, let me cause hard yummy. Let me see
Yo T.Y. I'm live right now.
Oh God, you're on my TV right now.
What the fuck?
You're trying to mod.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I was, I was, uh, the question through the party tonight.
Yes.
Um, are you alone, first of all?
Am I alone? You're live in front of thousands of people.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, for the party tonight,
what type of drugs are gonna be there?
What?
I don't do drugs.
You don't do drugs?
Blame as fuck.
Fuck, fuck, but there is an open bar
and it's so cool, like, on the bar,
I put one cigarette,
like you can order a cigarette off the bar.
Ooh, wait, so I can get a little cigarette going?
Yeah, and you can smoke inside.
OK, OK, OK.
I got to think of a TikTok to make tonight.
Yeah, so sure.
Pretty sure.
But everybody, you said everybody that
who's up with me can pull up?
Like me and you locked it like that?
Yeah, that's fine.
We're going to send a number out,
and it's going to be my manager's number.
And you're just going to call her,
and you're going to be like, hey, it's Jason DeWine.
Tar said it's fine if I bring my friends.
All right, babe.
She will help you out.
Okay, so one of my friends just got out of a relationship.
Are there gonna be a lot of girls?
Yeah, it's like 90% women here.
All right, hey, I'll see you at 11.
That's so late, bro.
10.30, you said 10.30 or 11.
It starts at 9.
I would say come at like 10, 10.30 latest.
I bet, I bet.
All right, bye, Jason the Wean.
Bye, Tara, yummy.
hey John bro John looks like you're gonna have a good night tonight man
yo John you pulling up with me bro all right I seen you got a good you got
caught yesterday you got caught yesterday with a girl you were larping
acting like you were broken up or whatever the fuck and then you came on
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Sex with me. So amazing.
I hear a gift. That's a segment of a stream.
But it's not her fucking birthday dude.
It's literally just a...
It's just a party on a Monday.
So.
I only buy gifts if by a bottle
I only buy gifts if there's a special occasion bro you can make it about you so you're saying give her a gift off stream
What the fuck?
Nah I'm just kidding, yeah I bet, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
To who Sly Me Leaves, Plaggboy Max's song was streamed after the judges said they
weren't feeling his music.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I thought the same way about to slime ago. This shit's newest pollution
Like it's someone stabbing a screwdriver in my ear. What the fuck am I listening to?
bro
Your ears aren't just your my ears got trained to this shit
This is new. This is new good music. This is good music. This is this is the new wave
This is different. This is
Art
He's hating. This was a joke at first. Are you live?
Why are you laughing at your partner, bro? I'm not doing shit, bro. I actually fuck with that song
I'm not gonna give it a two. I'm gonna give it a two. You try that. I'm gonna get out of five respectfully
You know, I mean
Pb's good first, but I don't know what I got going about. I give it a five
You know, I mean the efforts did I guess now I keep some noise
is doing your thing game but I'm giving you a zero game everywhere I go this
nigga's name keep popping up and I was trying to give him a chance then I heard
I'm gonna give it a zero but it's still fuck ice
I
Say, why yeah, why the cock gets so quiet and hey, okay
Always try to see the vision with his music, but that shit was bullshit, but I give it a zero
I'm seeing him improve though. I'm seeing him improve. Me too. Me too. It was worse than it was worse than that.
That's what I'm saying. For sure. For sure. For sure. Let's see how he blowed up a garbage.
In last place, we have them blinded with 7 out of 60 points. Oh my God. What? He's not in first place? How in the hell did this happen?
Bro, I feel like I could have got a higher rating than set bro seven out of sixty is insane
They don't understand it though, man, that's fucked
That's fucked
I don't even think it was that bad you're getting a zero. I'm gonna be honest, bro
I I come in there with lovers to strangers. I'm at least getting a 10
I at least getting a tattoo slimy wipes you. This is not true, but okay
This is great time
What?
Dude!
Go bro, might as well.
Look who it is man, look who it is.
Matter of fact, let me play.
Where's that clip that man?
Oh look.
So John.
What?
So John.
So John.
So John.
So John.
So John.
So John.
So John.
Well, what happened?
Wait, what, what, what?
I can't see you through the tint.
I can't see you.
I can't see you through the tint.
Wait, what happened?
Nah, it is.
What happened?
I can't see shit.
Yeah, facts.
wait oh no wait what happened you have to move you can't park here yeah you see wait hold on you
gotta retent wait you gotta retent that's right boy that shit is fire you're to go you're to go
Oh
A little bit
I was driving to that shit
And then after he told me I'm good to go, I sat in the X-Face or the house in the parking
lot outside for an hour on the phone.
I called off just talking to her in the same vibe.
And then I needed to rant because obviously things just went down.
So I hit up one of my friend girls and we were driving and just talking about shit.
She had a lot of shit going on in her life.
I had a lot of shit going on in my life.
And then, uh, the original I was so shy when I came home and took about two U.S. children and came in there, and everyone helps them see the accusations that, like, I'm poking up with girls and my dad.
So, yeah.
So, that's fair, bro. Hey, you know what, sometimes you need someone to talk to, bro. And it could be, it could be someone that you barely just met.
No, but people.
That's okay, bro.
Bradley just mad
But like I feel like all guys know this like branching to a guy who's a random to a girl's two complete
That's back. That's back. Hey, it's different when you ran to a girl. I haven't ran to a girl actually
You want to know something? That's I'm gonna be vulnerable today. Okay. Yeah, I like this
I like would be vulnerable. We got a lot because of that. I
Had a therapy session this morning. Oh
Oh, yeah, she started today.
I started today.
How was that?
I want to be real, bro.
Why did it go?
Look at the W's in the chat, bro.
Look at the W's.
Now I had my first therapy session today,
and I was explaining my life to her.
So I think the first session, though, is only an hour.
She hit me with the time I was running up.
No, let's get to our next session next week.
I think the first session is me just explaining
my life story. So I mean, I, so you were just talking about your whole entire life.
She gave me, she gave me advice and like, she like basically validated my feelings.
It just sounds like you just explained your whole entire life story and
the hours you just said W. That's what it felt like, I'm gonna be honest with you.
But I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna see it through because you know, I was told it
takes a couple sessions before, like the first one,
like she gotta get to know me first,
like get to know who I am, what I do, my problems,
what I struggle with first, man, okay?
So I'm gonna see it through, bro,
but first that shit gonna be real.
I feel like I coulda told you that, you know what I mean?
Like facts, bro.
But the thing is, I delivered the response
right then and there.
Instead of her, she let you talk for an entire hour,
And then that's just me saying like, oh yeah, nice.
All right, next session is tomorrow.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She was very kind.
She wasn't like that.
But, you know.
You make it sound like a scam.
No, I'm saying John.
John's like that's what I'm hearing though.
Okay, imagine you go up to somebody
for the first time ever.
There's no idea what Twitch is or whatever.
Can you explain everything that he does
in an hour to that person
and then also have time to go over his problems?
I know, I'm sad.
I'm just chilling though. I know I know how to give me though because therapy
You just don't know someone instantly what within an hour. She doesn't even know
Yeah, yeah, so I'm like she might not be good at it in my free session
Do you look handsome, bro?
When that hair comes out
Me you Jake we get another table at the club
Hello, ABG's poor bottles in their mouth
Oh
You're hurt. I'm up. I just think it's in the corner watch. Oh, no, no, you're hurt
Go back to your story. So
Tell me that you
Have problem with the girl yesterday all sad and then you decided to confide in a friend. That's a girl
You can't find my know by having your in your car sitting outside of the OCS house part
I actually went for like an hour half. Yeah, the dude went for a drive and put on an IG story
We would be like some correlation between your problems
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You might be causing yourself the problem.
No, no, no, like girl, no, but like,
cause I'll talk about it with her.
It was pretty sad though, I don't know,
I don't know what's sad, I don't know what's here.
All right, bro.
It's cool, we move.
We move, bro.
Just put on that adjacent one, you'll be sure, huh?
I'm like a lot, I don't know if it's different.
I'm like, oh, no, no, yeah, it actually is different.
Like, when I'm in a good mood, I can listen to it.
But since it was a sad song that you made,
you're supposed to listen to when you're sad, right?
It actually made me pissed off.
So I had to probably not say, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me get a thought question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How's Santi's five-year relationship
ended because of Jason and Wayne?
Wait, what?
Pick up.
I'm getting ready for the day.
And then, it's literally, it's the line that's buried
from her being like, I just need you to tell me the truth.
Who is, wait, what?
I wake up, I'm getting ready for the day.
And then, it's literally, it's the line that's buried
from her being like, I just need you to tell me the truth.
Who is chasing the wheel?
My heart drops.
And then I'm like this, I'm like this, look.
You got me, but I'm not gonna lie.
She was acting, and I was paid for every appearance that I made on Jason the Winged Stream, and
this is how I make my living.
I'm gonna give you this.
Now I'll give her this.
After five years, this is what she did.
She responded with, this is unforgivable, and block me.
And it's not once did she ever unblock me ever.
Or play games with me or do anything.
Okay.
Yo, nobody's saying anything for the three months, twin.
It was over I couldn't reach out to her I couldn't do anything couldn't do anything. What I wake up
So I guess he got broken up with his girl because I used to bring him on my e-dates
Way way way way back when I didn't know he had a girlfriend. I didn't know that that's that's not on me
What is this lobby?
What the fuck?
Interesting.
Wait, he's live.
He's eating, bro. This is rare.
This guy keeps spamming we get when are we getting this I'm not getting a
fucking motorcycle do you want me to die stop linking me this man I'm not
I'm not driving a motorcycle, this is death.
Pussy, or the, bro, imagine you're on a highway
with a fucking bike and you just drive wrong
or you could be trying to go past everybody
because that's how LA is, bro.
There's so many bikers that just go in the middle
of the HOV lane and the regular lane
the left side you go but what if someone like just pulls into the right side or goes to the
right side and then you just fucking smack him and then you die bro.
I know it's legal but that's a W clip.
Damn bro.
An hour of it.
Niccolo Machiavelli once said the end justifies.
I'm not watching this I'm gonna be real bro we don't need that but that would
That's old news
Speaking of the damn 600 can't use shit. Yeah, y'all want Nina Lynn on Nina Lynn on NMS boxing for bro
Like that's too disrespectful to
No, because I think that's crazy
If I was asked that for you, I'll be like fuck no
In terms of you now you get it. No, but man, don't do it no more, bro
I put myself in your shoes. I don't want to be there
Wow, what a fucking time this was man
I
Cope I cope with things by laughing I actually do though like I actually do cope like in serious situations. I
Definitely laugh to cope. I've always been like that girl because I think I grew up hiding my emotions with a smile
Time of the night sport plus traction control off
Oh my god, man.
Good LARPs.
I mean, I'm sure he got a couple, yo, a couple swipe ups and like, yo, are you good, are
you doing okay?
25, by the way, 25 years of age LARPing.
Oh, to be fair, bro, this is a good song.
This is a good song.
Bro, I was at LARP feed!
You're at LARP-er bro!
Okay!
I'm outside on the off-screen, bro.
Like, you ended the stream two nights ago, and I walked in, and you were like,
What's wrong? I was like, man...
I was just mad sad, bro.
Like, a beat that ass, it was sad.
It's okay, bro.
Outside the whole week, but yesterday, I was good, cause, you know,
You got that phone call now, and then...
Hey, LARP!
huh oh you send this in part way what yeah because I just got off the phone
with her so that happened I gunned it allegedly I fucking I want to race against
It's a robust thing, like boom.
You're tough.
It felt good, I needed that.
You both need a hug, bro.
I need a hug, bro.
You want a hug?
I need a hug, man.
You need a hug.
You need a hug.
I need a hug, man.
Hey.
I need a hug, I need a bag.
Why are you patting me so early?
Dude, don't do that shit, man.
Now moves, bro.
I'm not trying to be moved, bro.
Let's just do the brush, maybe we can get off.
I'm gonna be honest though, like bro, having a hug from the bros and having a hug from a woman is different.
Obviously!
So I understand why you went that way when you were on good terms.
I didn't even hug her. I just sat in the car and talked.
Check this out? Premier League?
also get it clear. Max Stowman makes a Premier League history with Arsenal. He's just 16 years
old. Say oh god there's another minor dominating the fucking league right now. Max Stowman the
youngest goal scorer in the league. He's only 16. What an impact he's made. What a player
he's gonna be what a story this is
wow he's not dominating Mickey goal I'm being honest yeah that was an easy-ass
goal anyone could have made that goal
anyway me you fucking Lacey like a guapo motherfuckers are not real a two
guapo added Nia a two guapo added breeches a two guapo added charm a two
guapo out of chia they took guapo out of juliet who are these girls big mom if
I'm not real confuck with me you know keeps there at the homeboy you are you
gonna everybody gets removed in the leaves what is this man why why why why
man why
Raph got c-
Watch this.
I just need to get a high-brass streamer to get me an Irelia.
Hey bruh, it's been fun, man.
This is fucking disgusting.
What? Yo, what is Guapo talking about?
How you lose weight and get worse at talking to girls?
I'm not in line, guapo, you're.
I have good looking, JTWs, because I said top five good looking.
JTWs not in top five good looking.
JTWs in top five goats and top five biggest dicks.
So good looking is Jsinko, Marlon, Phantom, Duke, Jsinko, and Silky.
That's top five good looking.
Top five goats is Marlon, Phantom, JTW, Duke, and Silky.
And then top five biggest dicks is my lawn JTW silk
Then Duke and then I would go silk
Okay, so I'm not gonna my I'm gonna put Marlin at one Jsinko at two because if he was tall enough
Jsinko could rival
Marlin
This no no smirks. No smiles
complete seriousness
It's tough, bro. I don't I don't think
Let like
Look, wait, wait, let me finish my list then right right after Jason go I got Braden
Braden
Has a good score because
Interesting interesting trick a to go up a lot part two. No, no, but couple bro
You need to work on your girl. Maybe I get you like maybe I got you 20 girls, bro
Maybe I got you 20 girls or some shit get a little 21 for you man
In like April or some shit man
How many 20 v1s for you though you did you already do one, bro
Another 20 be one gang. I'm not like last time last time someone tried to get 20 girls me a 23 get three months to get nine
Bro Guapo I could get you 20 girls today gang. I
Could get you 20 girls today
What?
Wait, wait
All right, bro, let's see
Let's see. I think we go get the paint chat
Oh fuck
That's not your body Guapo you want to go to tar yummy birthday party tonight
What no
Not birthday number they just party
Actually
Now I seen this video of Neymar trying to do a rainbow and it did a flash rainbow kick
And it did a flashback to when he actually did one because he failed the rainbow kick
But a little relax cake
You're a casual bro, I've actually I bought paramount subscription. I bought
P-talk prescription. I've been watching more football. Okay, not a lot for I've been watching
I'll be watching, I'll be watching, okay.
All right, ready, John, get the backpack.
All right, check.
You ready?
We got a full day of content, bro.
I'm about to go paint myself green,
and then we're gonna do a Muda 2v2 against every single,
I don't know why I was about to say rank.
I can go dude queen
Maybe back Monday today new
All right, let's go
Next you see owns you. How is there a fucking leftover juicer?
Saying this to me now
It's it's the next it's the following day. You really don't have to paint yourself. Well to paint yourself. Well
Nope, I have no content bro, and I have free will, so.
Fuck it, man, fuck it.
If the paint sticks onto my body, so fucking be it.
I guess I'm going green going to Atari Yummies party.
You got any key?
Oh, good idea, good thing.
Yeah.
Specific paint.
I'll text you a loop.
More human, Addy.
You did?
Yeah.
Is it close?
10 minutes.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
See where the guys are at, bro.
1 PM.
Big mom's at the door, is it?
Watching Rantify?
What the fuck?
Interesting watches.
Hello.
That fucking chopper has to...
Coco, ready?
Sit.
Pa?
Coco!
She's got you!
Where are you?
This dog is chopped up.
Wait, Coco, wait. Does it work for me?
I don't know.
Don't.
You're not scared of her.
Coco Coco okay Pa
right hand sit left hand pa left hand pa right hand sit left hand pa
what you looking at shit what did you order artwork artwork I don't know they
said it's for Trey or Jay they don't know his name but I'll take three yard
I think it's for the right but wait what is this Ricky Bates time bro no one has
opened this I feel like I was just opening what your shit to the house
let's see what you open one already yeah I open the one for us to it's just
fucking cornboard boxes
500 bucks to the house
Mama
Should I need a live it's still
You want to wait
Daddy yo get the glaze on my chat. Oh, this is for me
What?
My god, dude
There was oral farming he said hey now. Yeah, wait till I food up
Oh my god, dude, what a beautiful fucking hot-ass day
Hey, you can't hook it.
Oh, I pulled it there, man.
Damn.
Woo!
Hey, time to paint myself green, bro.
Never done before on Twitch.
Green screening my body.
Let's do this, man.
It is so fucking hot
I guess what bill
Click this button AC on the ass only in a may back
Also, why does that why is it what my settings they don't show up anymore like this the numbers on here
We don't know. Oh wait. What happened to my interface?
Wait, it's showing a clock. Why is it 12?
I don't understand
It just started happening today like when I went to the gym this morning
It does not click something like
Are you sure it looks like it's just is it because the battery or some shit? No, I don't think it's the battery
Wait, check the chat like maybe then because I can't reach out to some driving
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You said, yeah, we all got a makeback, I guess.
But, but.
Motion is just a setting on the wheel, I told you, bro.
So start spamming the buttons.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch your fucking mouth, buddy.
Bro, I'm just reading the chat.
Oh.
They just go right to me back
Okay, yeah, that's weird
W fucking woes it was normal, but that was weird like
But I don't even know that dress
Yo Marlin really sit in there waiting to boot stream?
I pull up and he's like no yeah, no yeah, no yeah.
And before starting soon, M3 where we at.
He plays a fucking Chris Brown song.
I got a, I am jealous of Marlin, who's not bro?
He's fucking tall, sexy, buff, fucking, God damn it bro.
And he's an HTN and he mocks.
Bro, if I ever talk like to a shorty
and I'm like yo, you know Marlin?
And they say no, instant green fly.
Everybody knows Marlin though.
So is that a green fly?
Because I would rather my girl be completely honest with me.
Honestly, at this point, bro,
next time I get into a serious talking-stature relationship,
I'm just gonna talk about it.
I'm just trying to slide in the DMs,
and I'm gonna see what she says,
and then boom, that's gonna just be like,
I'm gonna fly a red flag from here at that point.
I think I've learned something.
I think I've learned something about you.
What?
You're a cuck.
How am I a cuck?
Are you talking about it because of my previous relationship?
No, I'm not talking about your previous relationship.
I'm talking about who I was in nice.
I don't know if some people try to shoot them so.
Don't.
A cuck is someone that enjoys someone feeling their girl
or doing something with their girl in front of them and shit.
I'm saying that I would put her to the test.
That's like saying, that's like throwing a lob
to your own man when you're, when you got a lob.
Honestly, if he likes her, she could take her.
Because there's no way you can compete against Marlin.
We got to end this segment around immediately.
I bet.
I'm going to put on a banger.
Go ahead, honey.
Yeah, I'm gonna finish it up.
It was a long time.
Here, I think I have to start.
Alright, so...
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Alright, man.
Alright, honey.
Oh, no, let's see if you're a LARPER, bro.
You know the lyrics?
No, I don't.
I started fucking listening to it to the
Ashton and Jean-Helice set.
You don't even know the lyrics, bro.
You put it on your IG story saying traction,
traction out.
Bro!
That was a good drive.
By myself.
I don't know the lyrics here.
I
Actually listen to
There's a time here where I listen to this shit every day. Yeah
You want me to put you on a sad music no, no, I know some
This that bit that shit
I don't know this one, oh I know this one, yeah she's showing me this song I should probably
remove it from that language, it's okay bro, I fuck with it, keep it bruh, that's a fire
song, it's a good song bro, right here.
This is how good it is.
This is a large vehicle.
I'm about to turn green.
We-We-We can't go on
We-We-We can't go on
We-We-We can't jump on
We-We can't get down to
It makes it all up
We can go PhD
Whatever you want
There's nothing we can't do
It's we can go on
Hey, What's up, girl?
We-We-We can't jump on
We-We-We can't jump on
We-We-We can't get down to
We-We-We can't go on
Whatever you want
It's not going to come to
It's we can go on
That's what we do.
We jump up, up, up, make it stay in your heart.
Snitching up, up, up, make it stay in your heart.
Whatever you need.
Just set me up and down.
Just make it stay in your heart.
We go, we go, we go, up, up, make it stay in your heart.
Snitching up.
Listen, I actually, about a lucky song.
I fucking got a great, I got a, what is it?
That's not Emily.
It's a Phase 2 Gama Doppler.
Get this song.
What was the factory new?
Factory new?
I think so.
Damn.
No, definitely.
2.3K came off yesterday, man.
This is my new lucky song.
Phase.
I'm not that phase, man.
I'm not fucking phase, dude.
I'm over the pH.
Look at Rocket IG.
Wait, can you show me Rocket IG story?
Actually, what the fuck
Your music tastes so trash nowadays like bro, I can't just buy
You're a fucking loser, bro
No traction no traction
Yo Larry, that's my uh, the camoflash, but this is my version.
Hey bro, I'm sadge man, I'm sadge.
What is Mark, what can Rocky be sad about?
Let's do his tool hands on.
Yo, hands on people can be sad too, I mean look at me.
We can be sad.
Emotions are normal chat.
When someone says suck it up, or don't cry, they'll listen to it.
Yo, it's not going to get any fucking greener, guy.
All right, so how good of an idea is this to paint my entire body green?
Can you do it for me?
What if I get Marlin to paint my body so I can rub his oriful fingers all over my body?
You can do it with a brush, but I mean I guess a finger works.
What if he rubs his body against my body?
Oh my fucking god cuz you unless he's busy today, bro. Nah, bro. Just don't wait
The Chasm at W's to that idea or nah, should we fuck him with that? It asks? Yeah, imagine you got both do a shirtless though
Well, you have to because you have to do the frame on me though
I want to get frame on do this embarrassing
Let me just tell mom to keep your shirt on, right?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got so that's bad comps fucking so maybe come that red or gray
Okay, let me see you parallel part. Let me get out actually watch you parallel well dumbass. You don't need to get out because watch boom
Shatter sometimes clankers are valid
Bank p
Dude is my backpack poke
I'm gonna get embarrassed
bro look how big this fucking gaff is there's no way he can't parallel park this
alright come on over under he curb checks I'm not the I don't want to
perch like someone would. Make sure he's real big.
Wait, wait, wait. I... Oh, shit.
Why did he turn the wheel so early?
You got it. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Now turn the wheel a little bit. Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
slow keep turning the wheel slow slow all right stop stop wait you're asking
nice now go forward go forward a little bit there you go
That was actually the first time in a long time, bro.
Oh, that's actually really good.
I'm not that bad, bro.
We made it.
Basic driving skills in Texas, you don't need a parallel park.
There's no type of parallel parking needed.
I don't even think it was required on the road.
Oh, it's required, but I learned it and then I just forgot it because it's not needed.
Wait, this is the spot?
No, no, no.
Is it closed?
I'm not closed.
What the fuck?
Oh, duh!
What the fuck?
I guess I'll go this way though.
Oh wait, yeah, at least the back side.
I
Love my chest. Do you have like green body paint?
Thank you so much
I'm going to put it on the bottom.
Yeah, I'm going to put it on the bottom.
Okay, sounds good.
Able green or shall I get...
What's green? Is it an apricot green?
Apricot green?
Apricot green.
Wait, apricot green or this one?
Shut up.
Light green or apricot green?
Apricot green.
Apricot green.
Able green is not green at the bottom.
We just spare.
And I would, I would, I would, I would call you this, but I...
What?
That's not the spot.
I mean, it's not the spot, man.
This is literally body paint.
Hey, guys.
I'm doing great. How are you?
Good, thank you.
Yeah, I'm just trying to paint my whole body green today.
Okay, with water-based alcohol base?
No, you can't brush it.
Hmm
Whatever will stick on my body out. So I'm not really too much into the paint
I don't know. I don't know just whatever won't stick to my body. I
Mean it was like stick but I could wash it off
So they don't come off, but not just when you have to shower.
Most of the stuff you have, I think they're going to be just like a gentle arm.
Yeah, I got a scrub.
Oh, it's a teardrop.
Yeah.
I need a longer one.
Okay, works.
There, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So these ones are a hybrid, so they won't come off with sweat, which is great.
But it's also like not super hardcore.
This is the water based one
Will that make my that like you would take my skin like the alcohol or like in flame in flame it or not
Okay, okay
Just towards everywhere
Besides like I'm probably gonna wear like underwear yeah
Okay, and I feel like I could
Or would breastfeeding be more ideal?
I mean, it's gonna be like a...
Have you ever worked on a paint before?
Like paint first?
Yes.
So it's more like that, so you get like a puck of it
and then you use water or one of these like
sealer activators to use with it
and paint that on.
There's also, if you want something to just rub on
you may want to do just, let me see, like a cream
if we have green, like this.
It's self-setting.
Ooh.
Ooh, that green looks better though
So yeah, but you think it'll just set up once it's dry and then you can rub it all over and then water will take that out
Or do I need like some time?
Soap and water
Okay, yeah, let's do that. Yeah, I just
My whole body, it's gonna need a lot, huh?
I thought it'd be more like five or something
could be something like this which is a stick you just have to set it all back it is yep but
you have to powder after because it won't fall back powder
you stop
so this one
this one I only have to
two okay so maybe you I I can grab that yes by Jeremy Jeremy yeah yeah I'd be
the wrong story okay I could just buy this real quick what if we would we
just turn it off it's fine I just we don't mind as long as you guys get
like approval from the manager not then I'm probably at the wrong store I'll
I'll just turn it off and then I'll just buy this real quick.
Cool?
Yeah.
Sure thing.
Liquid?
There's also that liquid you could just paint on.
It's like green.
OK.
I'll probably get that and then the liquid and then.
Yeah.
They're basically the same green.
I'll call it a day.
Bro, earlier Sam and Daddy.
Yeah. That's perfect. That's basically the same shade. Yeah, it looks like it. Just shade, see how this separates?
Same with you. You look at the side, it looks different colors. Shake them. Shake them really good.
And you can just use a sponge or any kind of brush and just paint that right on and it'll set.
Okay. Do you also have a brush?
Yeah. I'm not a lot of brush. Yeah, I'm just going to brush your side for this kind of thing. You're going to want something to go away.
I would say either do a sponge or we have like a heat pack.
Like moving like this kind of thing.
Like I don't know if you want all those girls like this in brand new cream cover series,
but this will be very responsive.
But like you need to get this kind of stuff like this.
Okay. What about this brush?
That's an option. That's going to be nice to hear though.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, I got a good ox.
You got a ox?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Look, see this room?
Oh, shit. See that?
But it's not recording.
Now look, it's not recording.
Yeah.
Let's see if it's recording since it's recording.
It's fine, you're just pointing it at him.
Oh.
So that's what makes me cool.
Yeah.
I mean, I can play it now, I don't know anything.
I'm just holding it.
I'm trying to be cool about it.
I just want a problem with it.
Yeah, I got you.
I can just point it down to anything, OK?
It's free now.
It's off.
If it's off, if it becomes a problem,
then we can end it fast because of you.
I got you.
This is $30.
Of course.
We also do a Yelp check-in when you're at the register.
You can check-in on the Yelp app you can see.
OK, thank you.
So this is the lease, too, right?
Yep.
I'll just make sure I'm not going to have to test one.
I mentioned shake was a little bit different, but I think it's just a different batch, so...
I know how to get it in front.
Okay, thank you.
That's the testers you want.
All of this one, too?
We have this one.
I'll give you that one.
I think it's better.
You think it's enough for my entire body?
Yeah.
This you can thin out with water, too.
Okay.
Then perfect.
Thank you so much.
Uh-huh.
Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.
And I would have gone all the way over here and said.
Yeah, just check it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's what we needed.
Uh, just to paint.
Yeah.
And then do a fun number.
Do you do hair or make up and do that?
Uh, no, I don't.
That's okay. Do you have the Yelp app on your phone?
I don't.
If you ever want, because we just offer industry discounts,
like make up for her, she doesn't choose anything like that.
You can do the yell check in on the app,
on our page and get 15% off.
Every time you come in.
Okay, okay, okay.
Next time.
Yes, every time.
How was anyone helping you guys out?
That lady over at the front turn.
The dog here.
Perfect.
And now I'm going to give you guys this.
I'm going to call her over here for a second.
My favorite was when we had a couple of different girls.
We had a couple of different girls.
Did you want to have some?
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, thank you.
Bye-bye.
All right.
So, John got depressed.
Fucking journey, bro.
I got you, it's time to get it, man.
Stay cool.
It's time to go home and paint my body green, bro.
Where the fuck it goes, man?
Legendary day-to-day chat.
Jeremy, you got to think quick, bro.
I did.
You got to be confident.
You got to think quick.
I did.
I was like, oh, shit.
You see how I was recording?
Nah, but you started stuttering.
That area is...
I think you're starting to...
Aw fuck!
When I pulled out the thingy...
You see how fast I thought of a fucking name, bro?
Who the fuck is Jeremy?
Yeah, but he hit me with
fucking a right hook combo
then a left uppercut.
Bro, he hit me with all types of shit.
Let's get the fuck out of here, man.
Alright, here we go.
Let's go home.
Everybody gets my pin.
What's the pin to my Maybach?
Anybody know?
First person to get it right gets a Maybach.
I don't want to go over there.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, bro.
How can I do this?
Wait.
I'll go back.
Thanks for this.
Watch out for the curb.
Very good.
Now you can get out.
I don't hate curbs, bro.
Alright, man.
You hit fucking brick walls and fences.
I'll be shooting stars made of oak
Holy fucking hot man
I'm not gonna sign this summer yet
I should be
Alright, I'm gonna bring another penis
Another banger
I know this
How about her this song before
I
Did something wrong
Something went wrong
They don't understand you Sergio they don't their ears aren't trained for you Sergio
K-Song said let's hit Santa Monica or something go walk around
So you want to walk around Santa Monica?
K-Song bro, you haven't been at the house in how long bro?
K-Song you should pull up to Tarayami's birthday. I mean not birthday party tonight, bro. I haven't seen you in so long
Bro want to do long walks on the beach with me
I've been a minute, K-Song, bro.
I see you playing football with a dad, man.
You still got it, man.
Hey, we got to train.
We got to train.
I've been training.
I don't know if you saw.
I'm getting right for the charity match.
Like, actually, though, I actually have practice today,
but I'm choosing to our yummy birthday.
Is that a crazy chat?
But I literally promised I would go.
But then I'm picking up party over training.
I'm in a predicament, Chad.
What should I do, bro?
Y'all control my life.
I'm a Sims character to y'all.
What should I do?
What do they say?
They said no, or do both.
Both.
I can't do both.
It's like the same time, brother, the time conflict.
Party, do drugs,
and have fun with the bros,
or train for the charity match coming up
and prove my health and be better at a new skill.
Okay, something to do with training work.
Hmm.
Okay, something bro, practice me off stream.
Yeah, I'm trying to spend my party in drugs.
That's not bad shots at all.
I'm a b-
you
you
you
you
you
You
Well, I'm wasting the summer now
If we go down, then we go down together
They'll say you could do anything
They'll say they know it's clever
If we go down, then we go down together
We'll give away with everything
That's stronger than we are better
Stronger than we are better
I don't, bro.
Bro, what the fuck?
I might, I don't know.
This guy, this guy, this guy EDC.
No, these are old bangers, like, going up.
They're not fucking us.
I
I'd be 5
I'd be 4
I'd be 6
I'll be 8
I'm on cultured bro
I don't know this shit
Alright, you know this song
Put on two slimey or some shit
They ain't gonna get my mom on this one
Bro, this is the way you don't know this one
Alright, now this
Alright, this guy's just in the fucking middle of a one night
We go down, and we go down further
Trust me, so you'll get your faith on your doubt
I'll rather hold back, keep tonight in
Wow, culture?
I don't know what you're saying man
Bro, what? How do you not know this one like JB in it?
Oh wait, I know this
What, screw likes it?
Yo, no, yeah it is.
Burn it out!
Burn it out!
Oh, of course I know this bro.
Burn it out!
Burn it out!
Very good.
I
Was not a sad song you make me with her a sad song
Oh, no.
Cheer up, bro.
We're about to go see Marlon.
Who is this?
Dala.
Yo, Dala!
You got food on the top of your car.
Yes.
I mean, you're not sure. Break up on the phone, Mosby.
You're pretty sure. It's coming, right?
Break it up, man. Break it up, man.
Break it up, man.
What the fuck do you want to see?
I asked you what the fuck you wanted to do with that.
What's up man?
What's up bro?
I've been a madman, he's been along with a little kid.
I haven't seen him in a long time bro.
Damn, mad long, bro. Mad long, bro.
Mad long, bro.
What you been up to man?
Shit, he's come out here and shit, you know what I mean?
Made his family count, got him really likes
like after the first video and type shit, whatever.
I don't know how I do that shit.
Literally only you could do that, bro.
I know. Why you jacking swag?
I did Jack you say yeah I did I did but I question this way so I'm done
so it's my swing now let's get it better than you I did it better than
you you got a million on the count of first count 100k followers today so
now I got I got two mil got two mil bro I got a secret account nobody knows
Oh for real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up this dude bro?
Oh I'm about to paint myself green naked.
What?
Do you want to help me or no?
Paint yourself green?
Yeah.
But why?
Oh you want to become like the original form?
No, no.
I'm going to be kind of like a green screen.
But my face is the green screen in my body.
In my legs.
You couldn't just get like a green, long sleeve shirt and pants.
But that's boring.
Okay.
I'm gonna clean myself.
No, that's dubious.
That's dubious, bro.
I think I seen a shimmer do it, but it was just their ass.
So I'm gonna do my whole body.
So yeah, I'll just have it.
I'll see.
So I'm gonna slug out today, basically.
You don't wanna join.
What are you doing with the panties upstairs?
I'm gonna do it upstairs.
I'm not gonna come in with my hat like when you get down to the little bar.
Oh, I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
We can just rub our chest together.
Yeah, I get the fuck out seriously.
I mean, I would just pitch some ideas, bro.
Fuck me.
I'm very forgetting something.
Oh, thanks, Joe.
You're welcome.
Push up there?
You don't want it.
He actually doesn't want it.
He knows what we want.
Just cross out the... off the last came.
Bro, Marlon would beat the shit out of you in a push of ape.
Bubba, actually get off this fuckin' ball still.
All right, man.
Let's go.
Great fuckin', we got an hour,
cuz the valentine TV 2 e2 is in the hour chat so uh we got a good content going on
the W fucking content man let's see what the fuck am I doing man man take off the
Chrome bro you gotta keep the Chrome fresh this is the this is the dumbest
shit ever I'll be honest all right all right so how do I start should I start
with my face or what should I do what should I do who's gonna paint me who
You should paint me.
Done?
This is very soft.
Ron?
What do you call Ron?
Should I put a sword on him?
I was wondering if you were trying to paint me green.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Literally, that's the context.
I got paint and I was wondering if you could paint me green.
How are we going to do that?
Let me get the shade on the yellow.
What?
Yeah, what?
like right now bro like I'm about to strip naked and I just started can you give me like
15?
I'm a house owner and it won't be done in 15 bro just come in whenever you want.
Okay man I'm just gonna get a quick kick while you're in the middle of it.
Alright, appreciate it.
Alright, looks like John you're rubbing me or woes, woes sure John, our double team
means fucking bro.
Wait, do you bring me a pair of shorts too?
Yeah.
It should be in my shorts drawer.
Put a towel on the ground.
You start with your face then run to your body.
Should I?
So you're going to stay on your floor?
It comes out.
It's water-based chat.
I think it's fine.
Head and arms first, face last, you're right, face last, face last, get it tarp, do neck
first and face last, okay, do you need a bowl or something, I feel like, wait do we have
Don't be weird now petite but we could see through no
Jason us versus John us
Fuck yeah
Do it wait, you're not doing the backyard or doing in my room
Fuck it in the room bro
I
Guess it's time to start undressing chat. Hey, whoever sent me that link, bro
You just created the fucking best content of 2026. Let's keep the shit going. All right
Let's do this shit
How my cows lit chat, bro, I got little legs, bro fucking dude, I could have either hate legs like three times a day
All remove my earrings
I think it'll be fun.
I shouldn't know what we're talking about.
All right, here we go, chat.
Now that I've got a splash in the water.
Ew.
There's no way this is enough.
Well, they said that, like, water is done, right?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, dude.
How do I... are you fucking...
She said to like water it down.
I mean... can you just...
I can just... oh no!
Oh my fucking god!
Whoa! I just spread it in everywhere!
Oh no!
Oh no. We're good. We're good. We're good. I have less of life. Wait. Should I put like
a little bit of water in this? I don't know what the fuck this should work. Just to like
water. It's a makeup face and body. Made in Germany. I don't know, bro. TTS on. I bet.
I bet. TTS is on.
We should have got makeup remover wipes.
Dude, nah, I'm just having a shower.
No, not on the Lysol. Lysol on my skin. Yeah, go ahead and rub it. Yeah, I noticed.
I'm about to do this shit.
You're gonna be like...
Do I put this in there or should I just put it on my hand and rub it?
I would just use this at first.
A bowl?
Yeah.
Well...
Oh my God.
I don't know if we're supposed to mix all of them together, but...
It's very fun.
Wait, is this even green screen color?
Well, I'll match it.
Wheeeee wheeeee.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever done.
Should I water it down just like a little bit?
Like a splash?
Like a little, little.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
And then, and then, and then.
Just a little bit, like spray it in here.
And then you brush me, bro.
There you go.
That's all you, bro.
Um.
And I'll pull the bowl for you.
Yeah, let me roll up my sleeves.
Mix it with the brush.
Yeah.
Wait, actually it turned out pretty good.
It looked pretty good.
Yes!
Alright, go for it.
Wait, GTS, wait, it didn't work.
That's not going to be enough.
I got one.
You got it?
Pull it.
I got it.
Go ahead, man.
Start with my body first.
Okay.
He's cold.
He's cold.
Okay, nuts.
No bro! My nipple man!
Okay, here.
Let me sign it on.
Oh shit.
That's not gon' do enough.
You little fucking peanuts on me!
No, I didn't. It's a cat.
Okay, I hear it now.
Wait, did you do your hand? How do you use...
Wait, is it gonna dry?
Yes, it would draw you.
TTSC would work now.
Are you turning here?
Turning here.
No, I'm not.
Oh, this shit's coming out pretty good.
Oh, this is not even that hot, bro.
This isn't enough.
Oh, we're going to get this shit back in place.
Crank some push-ups first.
Kaijure needs that banger edit.
Take your arm up.
Dude.
Would you want to draw it?
Oh, my god.
Ew, no, my armpit, bro.
I feel like everyone should be painted
it's not working oh no no this could be bad
Then watch if I do, let me grab this, and then I put it, see, it's gonna work!
I'll make it better once we're actually done
Nice, bro, this is
Now this is some fire this is good ideas right here W. Painter
You go though that's good strokes man
This is girl hold on wait you got the sleeves rolled up
Yo, you're good at this shit!
Thanks man.
This on your arm?
Hm?
You actually got good form, bro.
You painted before?
Uh, in high school, I drew in, like, color and shit.
Fuck that island stream.
This is peak content.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Um, what do you mean?
You said I got bad news, bro!
What?
This is gonna save the fuck I do.
You're lying, you're lying.
You're lying, man.
You literally see my hands?
Yeah, did you watch our soap?
Yeah, I just soaped it.
HAHAHA!
You're gonna turn yellow as fuck!
HAHAHA!
NOOOOOO!
Hey, buddy, let's go.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get your hand, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
WAIT!
Wait, turn it over.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
Dude, at this point you got it for me.
Wait.
It looks like I'm not trolling.
Like, I'm scrubbing the shit out of it.
Wait, what do I do?
What do I do?
I feel like the most concentrated part is that water down a little bit, you know?
I mean, I mean, when you wash your hands, you're just gonna be back to your skin.
I'm not fucking gone, bro!
No, it should be real!
Bro, I'm not gonna have party tonight.
I'm gonna look yellow.
You're going to look yellow at the party. No, I can't
Hey
I'm gonna hear about all of your belly button to that she come up dude
Bro look the belly button. Can you see it? Yes, you can't check. Can you see the just fucking y'all?
Hi
Stop just go bro. That's what I'm doing
This is one of your best ideas. I like what do you want?
Do the face wait what do my face? Yeah, you got it from it
Oh my god, bro.
No?
We gotta water it down more
before you do the face.
We'll just water it down more.
There's nothing wrong with being your original skin color
before you became L.A. sissy bull.
You really a 4 out of 10 Asian.
Shaking my head.
What are you talking about?
I think it stayed in mind because it was so concentrated.
Like straight out of the thing.
That's why.
Wait, you're doing the likes too?
I didn't think you're gonna- what's your point of life?
You just gonna be sitting down and dying?
I am gonna be sitting down, bro.
What's your point of fucking mind?
Bobby, I already started in my mind. Keep going, alright?
Holy fucking...
Is that cool?
No.
I'm a fucking chatbot!
content gonna talk to my people and try to get this on the front page oh my
fucking god bro oh my god I see it through my body I see it through my body
who's on my nipple if Jason ends up looking what woe he does fingers look
like we'll truly get our golden child after this is washed off oh my god y'all
Inside of me
May get this point
I'm about to fully disappear.
Stop stroking inside of me, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Alright, wait, okay, okay, okay.
Back to normal. Back to normal?
Someone order him green shorts, too.
Take off your short?
Um, why?
You have green pants at all?
I don't. I don't.
Okay, so...
Okay, it's drying.
I was trying to get it wrong to your face.
Should I run to your face?
Uh...
That's what I'm seeing though.
HOOT! MASS!
I just maybe like go super light on the face.
I think we should let Ron do his face.
So like maybe get like a towel or something?
Why did we do my feet? I'm just stupid.
What is the point of doing feet actually?
I didn't think of that. I guess if you were around the house and just no shoes.
What is that? Holy shit. You can like cut it and like wrap it around it.
I think it's fine, bro. I think it's fine, fuck you.
It's gonna be funny.
Snakes are usually green, so...
Yo, okay.
All right, wait, get my...
I don't know what to do.
Should I dry off in the sun so I can touch it?
Like, I can't touch anything, man.
Bro Terry Yummy's Halloween party in seven months.
Why are you turning into Hulk?
I just wanna see.
I'm the fucking chat dude. I'm the chat. Oh my god.
Wait, so do I just do the face? It's going to take a while to draw. That's why I would
do it like super late. You went heavy as fuck. I'm looking. I'm not going.
Yeah, we should probably water the dial.
Because your feet is probably going to come out pretty easy, but this one looks pretty thick.
I don't see no goosebumps on your office any day.
Do you want to take this fuck out of the pain of a life?
um so do i so do i like i mean i feel like you gotta commit at this point
fuck it fuck it water it down more than water down some water down more though and i need like
Like do I like protect my hair like headband? Yeah, or some shit.
I have headbands.
I have to come in now, bro.
I'm a fucking beast, boy.
Holy shit.
This is this is insane.
I had to go down and just fucking walk in.
Everyone moves.
Just follow you around.
the green screen on your shirt yo oh earrings earrings you need a fan to dry
quicker I go to bathroom I go to bathroom yeah because this is not why
My stomach area is not dry.
You don't really agree to have it in the sun?
Uh, no, but...
It'll be in the morning.
I mean...
It's dry.
I could go in the sun and dry off.
Oh my god, dude.
Jason DeGleene.
Let's go through a Twitter account chat.
Let's go through your account, bro.
Let's go through your account, bro.
Let's go through your account, bro.
Alright.
Dude.
Ew, bro.
Ew!
Ew, bro!
Ridifus chopped!
I don't think this is my fault.
But...
Oh, shit.
Yeah, this is not the home. Let me...
Maybe two tight two socks together let's watch some let's watch some TikTok chat
I was just born and said I couldn't afford to teach a good look at me like I was like,
I've been waiting in my eyes all the time, I'm sure that you may have been chosen to lead
until I looked at a ghost.
Alright, just wrapped up another day of training.
We're going to train some fast-connects now.
Let me agree more.
We started training with Jim C. using his left and right foot to pass back to me.
I would transition that into a new drill in which he had to create space for himself,
I've been to your man's place in the forest.
Thanks for talking to me.
There's a lot of fighting here.
I was the one who moved the bullet.
I was the one who came out and watched the bullet as well as my body language.
This next drill was all about quick feet.
Getting a touch and a pass out before you can even get it.
I was just bobbin, bro.
I was just bobbin.
I was not.
I wasn't even on my phone.
I was on my phone maybe for like an hour.
In my screens, I was like an hour in both days.
And he was fired.
Got a little peaceful thing, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Yoooooo...
You spit it on the weekend outside with that light with a blue?
Yoooooo...
What?
Oh my man, that's what I was going to say, so...
Uh...
Tense.
Hey, if you're the streamer, we'll platform and have you...
I guess I'll pull up your pants.
Oh, there you are.
By the way, I'm a follow-up type of...
Yo!
Today's streamer's update, Twitch streamer Kachi just got scared after seeing a strange message from the universe.
She was walking outside live and noticed a message saying something very bad is going to happen
And are you sure he's the one? Oh shit?
Libyan just revealed that I show speed slide in his girls D
What even played a voice note where he asked her to friends with benefits, but she shut it down immediately
Fucking way, dude. Just crashed out over black boy max's
He said the list of artists was the worst he had ever seen
He hears his trash. He's immediately leaving the judging panel
Kaisenet just pulled up to the Clover Boys game night.
What?
That's not the Clover Boys, bro.
Elle Newt, channel.
Jitzy just revealed the prime age to GoPro in video games is 17 to 19.
According to him, these are the peak years.
And if you're already in your 20s, your prime might already be over.
Ruck-Eye just confirmed that leaking Lamello...
No!
...have suspended onto it.
She also pulled the truck from the homeboy's side of the track.
what the fuck are you doing?
hey hey hey
hey
fuck it
i fuck you
your face
all right it's time
you technically don't need the face but
like when you're playing a game
it'll be on your face too
like when you're sitting down
so
what should i put on my chest while my face is painted
oh erin is using my erin
It's just like you pulled this out, you pulled it in, you pulled it out, you pulled it out, right?
Is that like a glass?
No, no, no.
Is it a glass?
No, no, no, just do it or just pull.
And then, yeah, just...
I
The screen goes black is over
I think I'm dry bro, and not just a little more
I don't want to.
You go stand outside.
No, I'm going to go outside.
Bro, please go back.
I am, I am.
Look, we watered it down.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me see a wall.
Wait!
Okay bro.
Why? Why bro? What is the point of this?
Um, I saw it on Twitter. I saw it on Twitter posts.
About what?
I have somebody doing this.
Rekai?
No. There's some random fucking guy on Twitter bro.
Wait, why are we-
Look, the chat's on my chest, man.
What the fuck is going on?
Come on.
You're almost done.
You look like Manchester's fucking football team.
Here, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Wait, how is the chat on your face?
Staple Ronaldo.
What are you doing?
It's up there.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you?
Dude, why am I on your fucking chest?
You're on my chest, dude.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
This might be what, oh god, let me, oh shit.
Oh fuck oh shit, I can't I can't do black
Okay, you see see I'm scared I'm scared
Oh
You're fucking genius this could be me
Yeah, he's lining up
I'm not with the body.
Go full kick, like make it like this.
Oh my god.
Just stand still.
Wait, pay your penis next.
I'm not gonna hit him.
Just stand still, stand still.
Oh my god.
Holy...
Holy shit!
Line it up with the arms.
Just not line it up.
Oh my...
Wooo!
Line up your right arm.
Yeah, down, down, down.
Yeah.
What?
Lower head a little?
Wait, let me do it.
Hold on!
Job been working out.
Oh my God, bro.
Job been working out, man.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, you're getting fucking.
Wait, you're low key fucking, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, what the fuck's happening?
All right, here we go.
But first, let me get your body a little bit.
You are, bro, I'm missing here.
My body's already.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come here, come here.
Come close.
Don't be scared.
Yo, there we go.
It's cold.
It's OK, baby.
Don't panic.
You know what we mean?
Mom, we're going to rub each other's bodies against each other.
That's a little weird.
All right.
You ready?
Go light.
Go light on the face.
Because apparently, we always watch his hand.
And we try to skin yellow.
I mean, you're gonna still wash it in your pride. All right, ready? I'm gonna start before
Wait, wait, keep my eyebrows though. I'm gonna try my best in my droop on your eyebrows. I think you start on the
It's got like some little crevasses
Come there. Come there. I can't see
Nice
Is it cold?
Close your mouth close your mouth
Hold on brothers is the calm
There we go. All right, hold on, hold on.
Let me just get inside.
There we go. I'm going to do a little bit of the forehead.
Uh-huh.
Hold on. I'm getting a little bit of the new bow.
And some of that.
Getting right here.
Maybe I'm going to get your nose a little bit now.
Yep.
Right here.
I don't want to get your hair.
Oh my god.
I'm trying to make it so it looks.
I mean, I feel like this is like, that's pretty green.
Fucking Christ almighty!
You gotta get his like eyelids when you close his eyes.
Oh yeah, you gotta get him to make sure there's no skin left, bro.
But the eyebrow.
Alright, well, it's gonna be hard.
You're gonna have to, it might, it's fine, bro.
I'm going to get your eyebrows like this.
Just get the strokes.
Your eyebrows are going to get hit.
Just go higher than your eyebrows and down.
All right, don't move.
All right, I'm going to go down, right?
No.
Hold on.
Don't move.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
Hold on.
Try another thing.
One, two, three.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
This looks spot-walk.
I'm not that way.
Put it in.
This looks fine.
You have to do the face and get some green shorts or something.
If you're going to do it, do it right or not at all.
Dude shut the fuck up.
I mean yeah, I'm pretty good.
Yuck! Yuck!
Is this-
Oh my fucking god, bro!
Chad, is this bad for his skin?
No.
Oh, that's funny.
Wait, you're a ta now.
Gold Smash!
Yeah, genius.
So, what was the point of this?
Well, I was gonna play Battlemer into we two every rank and I was like fucking dude up
Yeah
Oh, you want to see actually matter of fact, let me do this
Marlin naked
in abs wait was can you line us up or not what are you doing this is fake sexy watch
I'm just trying to beat myself hold on
oh no no no no no no no no no no there you go there you go there you go yeah zoom it in a little yeah there you go
Oh wait you're him now you just me you're not even my god like you're not even the
Oh
Shit hold on close your eyes
There's no
I did
Whoa, why are you looking at yourself like that?
No
She's
On God this is weird
Jason you just painted yourself black
are on this day I'm already good yo kick kick jam already on my eyes bear
watch watch you talk to me oh you oh we scroll through your body yeah yeah
mystery
Sponsored by Calvin I can see Jesus ready man. It's pretty good to talk. It's good to talk. There you go jinx
Nice jeans up in
Okay, that's literally more than bro
Okay, that's me literally just happy
You better do
What is actually how do I turn this off?
What are you hiding for?
Hey, you know what it is?
What?
I might be able to save you if I do this.
That's a little second, bro, not bad.
How long is it taking? Like five minutes to save?
Five minutes.
And how long is it going to take to get off?
Yeah.
Probably...
I don't know if that doesn't...
I think you got scared.
Alright, well, I hope you enjoy your...
You know, for sure.
What do you want to do with it?
I got a first GC in brothers bro, not bad.
Wait, brothers, brothers, no.
Take some games, you buddy.
I need a hug.
That's good.
Not all good.
Do we get a shower or a coffee?
That'd be really fun.
What?
Ooh.
What?
Get an outro?
Hold on, bro.
Yeah, do you like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on, I'm going to do my stuff.
OK, all right, all right, OK.
I'm going to run and fix the problem.
Now what bro? Now how about a call with Luda?
This is actually not bad like this is generational content that we did today.
And shower segment. I'm gonna keep this on for the whole day bro.
I might as well. Now at least until after the game.
We didn't need a new month.
Go in public? Go in public and do what, bro? I can't use the green screen in public. I'm
literally just going out to a- like, as a green man.
I put green screen in you but it's like one of my green screenings. It's just like you're not there?
I don't know what a green screen beyond you.
Terrorized society.
Hi.
My skin's tight.
Is it clogging my pores?
Well, it's fine.
It's just fine.
Look at this, I'm crying.
Okay, this is weird.
What?
I had to run.
Wait, I can save it.
Say what?
So that it doesn't make you fully...
Um...
What's that one?
What's that color?
Green.
Holy shit!
What's going on?
And now if there's nothing behind you, it should just be you oh
That's fire there we go that way you won't get in trouble. Yeah
Okay, wait so if I want to change it
No, just just the top one and then that's if you want to show your
thing you can do. So now your desk is off the show.
Yeah, got it, got it, got it. Turn off, yeah, let me go to line mode.
Um, I'm gonna wait until my face dries, chat, and then we're gonna hop on and 2v2 every
We rank in Valorant, call segment, call who, call who and why and what, for what?
I'm just fucking green.
I love boys.
Why would you?
How do I make to talk like more, like more, like more?
evolving holy shit all right bro call segment let's hop on a game bro this is
what we do bro we game this is why I did this is so we can game Jack it's fucking
game man. Should I just, should I, wait whoa! When I click, wait which one is it?
Main camera.
Main camera, okay.
And then, yeah.
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
All right, trash shit.
Wait, how am I supposed to sleep?
I'm just a fucking greenstone
Maki
Yeah, y'all are me
Reverse peanut
In my fucking goop goop go light mode
Watch it close that's actually a good one
Let's watch Senate Bear
Hello?
Hello?
Am I muted?
Why is she playing R6, bro?
What's going on, bro?
Take my headband. Is it dry?
You can see your camera
I'm going to have to bring you into the bag.
Ok.
What's the full screen?
That's the body right there.
That's the body right there.
Anyway, it's uh, it's Jason Reddy, bro
Like, uh, what if this guy paints himself all green, he looks like a fucking ninja turtle
And then where the fuck is he? I don't understand. Like, Jane, what the fuck is this guy?
This guy turned into a fucking ninja turtle, and then he disappeared. Let me see what he's doing
Green screen, better?
What the fuck?
Bro, are you gonna do your job and entertain me, or are you gonna sit there and fucking watch my stream?
Like, what is this?
Okay, I'll watch your stream.
All right, let's see how to change your stream.
Oh, anyway.
Oh, yo, Jay, don't click off.
Give me one second.
Jay, don't click off now.
Wait, go green screen, of course.
I got you.
I'll enter it all.
I'll enter it all.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
You don't have to zoom in, buddy.
Really, dude?
Really?
I
Ready bro, I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
in view and then we just zoom this out.
Ah, we're gonna be out.
Yeah, yeah.
You just played out on your death.
Yo, bro.
What's going on, man?
I am
this is crazy we can't wait you hear me or no
okay I'm watching my game this is not Ninja Turtle game this is this is this is creativity
You can't you can't here
That's woesh, that's waves there you go there you go there you go. All right, bro. I want my camera shit, man
Let's get this shit going. Oh
What'd you do today, um
I'll paint it myself green
Okay, but before that I saw you whipping you're driving your driving segment. Yeah. Yeah, I was
Going to get the materials going to get the materials now. I'm all green
W
Is that you're gonna wash off or is it gonna stay in yellow?
It might stay yellow, bro. I'm beyond, but it's okay, man. I think I can rub it out
This is a bit yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm all
Let's just play some battle. Let's just play. Do I play full screen or shall I play like this chat?
All right, we go
Don't have you I don't on Val do I?
Yo listen, bro. Yo, we need to make it to radiant bro. We need to win this entire thing bro. I'm serious
We need to do it shit the entire way
Bro, what am I fucking gamer? I'm ready for this shit. I'm born ready. I was born
Well, you know what's crazy, bro? You were supposed to I'm not saying this to like show you I swear my life
I'm not bro. You were dead-ass shooting in that 1v1
I don't know how you guys got first run this year that because lucky is fucking just ten times
Oh, did lucky drop you at 30 the jbucky drop a 30 bomb you too. Yes. Yes. Yeah, that kid's a fucking pussy, bro
He shit on me. I'm not gonna lie smack and apparently he blew y'all out even worse than us
Yes, bro. He's got like 35 or some shit, bro some bullshit
It's all good, bro.
Planing the ball is a priority in my follow-ups.
Swack, bro.
We could have won that tournament, bro.
We could have been winners.
We could have been champions.
We could have been the chosen one.
Yo, bro.
Retire your fucking chosen one.
Who gave you that?
Who gave you that?
Dude, no, no, no.
All my stuff.
Bro, I got rank one and I looked at my chat and they just kept, they all kept standing
the chosen one.
So it stuck, bro.
They chose me.
The flowers never picked themselves.
I don't know what to tell you.
Are you on?
What's your tag?
Come on, bro.
Um...
My tag is JasonNMS hashtag 6969
JasonNMS hashtag 6969
Yeah
I did it at 69
No, no, I did that when I was a little kid
But honestly, yeah
It's not a bad show, it's not a bad show
Wait, where the fuck did my phone go?
It's not working, why?
Wait, do I have a full phone?
why try again try again try again okay I did it since oh my gosh
what are you saying oh my god do I do it wait so I know get these people so I
my mom thoroughly check everyone's tracker so that none of them are smirks
okay okay so we're dead ass going against two irons right now so what
It's not as if we lose though. It's like the first one.
No. No, no, no.
We are going until Radeon no matter what,
but we need to. We don't, we can't.
We're not losing, bro. We're not losing.
We're not losing. We're not losing.
Okay, we genuinely need to make it all the way to Radeon's.
I bet. Okay.
All right.
Boba.
Yeah, I know. I was, I was, I saw that too.
I got sketched out, but there's no way Boba
would be irons. Like impossible.
Yeah, what map should we do this on though, uh, what's your best map?
What's your best map?
Bro, this is iron, right?
This is literally iron, yeah.
This is literally, yeah, I don't really matter.
Like this is the worst, fuck.
I could play with my eyes closed.
Okay.
Um, let's see, chat, what map should we do?
Wait, they're saying a skirmish or not
I mean skirmish the thing is skirmish is
Depend I mean skirmish is just so fast. I feel like if we have a bill is any funner
Okay, skirmish is you swing you die you swing you die you swing you die
I know what I think we do. I think we do swift play. So it's like five rounds each
And that's it. I bet
Fucking peasy
said funer
Well, brother's no way y'all come on fun is a word
I
Know y'all got my sure now. Yeah, what's good? What's good?
Wait Moodo you talking crazy. I'm not gonna lie, bro
It's me highway bro. You said I'm the worst iron three
Yo, Bubba, is there a reason why you're cosplaying as a girl bro, I'm not cosplaying as a girl, right?
What do you think like?
A little bit good, come on bro.
What I have a question, how does it feel knowing that y'all's gauntlet run is going to end at iron?
Just curious.
You know this guy reminds me of that one girl who was trying to raise up with that like thick accent or what she had.
Remember that one girl, Jay, she was like,
That's not going to be cut short really.
That's the shit about like nursing or some shit.
Not going to pass us.
Damn brothers, that's that's deep deep in the bag. Oh
You turn about milk
I mean, you say you shall wager
Bro, there's no way you guys are trying to wager you guys are fucking iron. There's no way
I could be playing with my balls and still have the iron don't know what we have nothing
We have nothing to lose Ryan you have something to lose if we get a kill on you. Oh my god, yo John
All right, well if you give my phone or yeah keep on my phone. I don't know what it is. Oh
Yes
Okay, I saw my life. I'll actually punch everything. Listen. Listen, bro. These guys suck. It's not possible
Yeah, no because I do classic only if these are real irons. They came in like shoot straight
I'm gonna keep it about you. All right. Go ahead. We want go where you are. What do you want?
I'm literally gonna run. I'm literally just gonna run it down
listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
wait I'm the burp peanut bro this is kind of comfy
whoop
whoop
yo I pressed on your stream and you were black
no don't do that bro no don't do that
it's the green screen okay
The chat fear mongers so much it's annoying
All right, let's go let's go let's go
You know Jixi was talking about some um some valorant tournament students if I went team captain
You know I'm picking you right that ass all my life your first pick
That's a that's actually good first picks, you know I'm saying I know I know you got experience this game
One of the best
Goop goop goop goop
I
We go don't let me go that ass I'm a fool. I'm a fool you tell just for you, okay?
I'll get you these two kills for a quick one me off. Let's warm you up. I've been playing ball all day. No, it's
Here we go
Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy. I just died one iron, bro
Did I do a fucking move my hair, my hair?
I'm just gonna do this.
Some light, some light, some light.
It's like an actual irons.
Yo, go press round.
Yo, you all wanna put up some gifted subs for this?
I mean, I'm low key down.
Yo, mother suck it.
Just play the game, bro.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Wait, I'm actually...
I'm actually...
I'm gonna give this a give me.
Be honest.
I will literally 10x whatever you want.
you a thousand dollars
for your 10 gift is lose yo yo yo stop roleplay as a girl in a game
you're too old you're gonna piss me off bro you're gonna piss me off bro
how old are you bubba yeah i'm 19 bro
yo close friend, close friend jay oh my god jay what the fuck
I thought you could just run into these
people and it would literally just fucking die they have shotguns though yeah
shotguns is cringe okay I'm I started playing with my brain shut off I'm
actually just not
like right now but actually play the game
don't lose this round no no no let's just let's just speed one through through
The city
How long is land now for?
Boa around you
Ever on twitch
You've been a twitcher
Nah, I don't even stream it, well I mean, yeah, I've been booting up streams all my life, but like, you know, like that, um, like you know when you start off, you do like, one stream a fucking year, and then you watch a friend up to take talk at 3PM, talking about like, their goals and shit, and then you boot up live the next day for like, two hours, and then you get that one viewer, and then you just not do that every shit again.
Yo, yo, yo, J, J, you're so funny.
What the fuck?!
what the actual fuck boy there's no way or not wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait i'm dying to iris bro this is actually getting bad bro
oh my god wait he's not iron he's not iron i am my my mind did you even check
this guy i mean people don't aren't able to like shoot
oh my god no I'm not I mean obviously which one is which one of you supposed
to be like like the better player I don't I'm sorry I'm not really a nowhere oh
my god you're muted no we can't get shit on this boy I'll take your time where
you're fucking running in like you have fucking god mode on bro I mean I should
be able to bro what they're iron you I got a deal I'm gonna joke you joke you
Don't feel like don't feel don't feel okay. Let me get it. Let me get in the chair. What's that like, bro?
Why do we need to do strats for fucking iron player?
I'll be left on you left on you left on you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah
Okay, okay, I tell you how we should play like why are we not good tracks for iron kids?
You know what you're right. You're right. You know what you're right? You know what let it's everybody don't push us
Let's push mom. Yes. Let's push them. Okay
I'm done done done done done done gold kids are gonna rule you not possible bro this game
if I if I stayed in this game I could have went pro you could have been like sense yeah
the protein needs somebody might need us bear the chosen one in the fucking
loop the loop monster welcome to the turtle
we're running out should go pro low key
yeah well I'm down bro well I'm down oh my god not that's just don't I got
That's your warm up!
Bro, this is not gonna get too warm up.
This is easy man. This is easy.
I'll take it.
I'm out of here.
Yo, be honest. Is my song ass?
No, bro. On my life, you do have a nice voice. I won't lie.
I'm not gonna say anything here and blaze you though.
That shit was low key.
I should definitely add some noise to it.
You know, I'm not gonna lie. Yes. You got some both goes though. You got the agent that I so can I say
That
No, just I my brain started up girl, I'll be honest my brain start off
He has a judge he has a judge
Oh
They chose him one bro. Oh boy, you like that shit. You know, I never picked a trick shot, right? Easy fuck
Fight work. Hey, bro. Hey boba. Thank you very much for
um for uh you know for your time thank you very much ram we lost the iron bro we might
as well leave now man we're fucking failure you have to finish i appreciate it yo y'all
are fucking ass i'm not gonna lie jason it's like too early thousand you got killed by an iron
you got killed by an iron oh my god let's love that all right all right all right all right
yo mark did the next step next step next lobby bro next lobby next lobby bronze all right i'm
I mean, but sure it what the fuck is this guy's name? What's his name? No, see this is that go J bro
After you left, I hope you understand. I had some impact on this game though. Like after you left Val. I had to pick it up
What did you do?
Look at this guy's name. His second chosen one
Wait, so who's the face of this game right now?
Right now. Oh my go my go my go my go
Yo, wait, this is Mona. Do you know who this is? No, I don't was this
Oh my god, he's asking get on the thunder
Uh, yo don't see me on
There uh, can you give me a host? Thank you. Yo, what map you want to do now? What map you want to do?
What map you want to do now?
Literally click where my what is it? What is it now silver? I don't know. This is bronze bronze bronze
Hey, literally does not matter these kids literally like like 0.5 percent better than irons
It doesn't matter if these kids are trying all right. All right. Let's see here
um let's do this guy's a hundred twenty nine ping yeah I guess we shipped them
from you I guess poor guy yeah sunset all right cinema let's go let's go let's do
this man sunset you want me to play do this though let's go let's go let's have
me on let me go away let me show you something so man yo yeah I feel like
these do you don't really need to calm that much like let's get to know each
other man like Muda know what I should I fuck with that bro like you got a
I mean, I mean, you're in LA.
Bro, you're chasing and have a
made-up.
Jesus Christ.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I was in your position right now, right now I would be, you know, you said you're
a home body, but I would definitely have some bodies right now.
I'm looking at like what, 10, 15 easily.
10.
10 to 15.
10 to 15.
Nah, hell no bro.
I'm not on that at all.
I'm not on any of that.
No, bro.
Put it on your life, you have not flown anyone out.
Yeah, what are we doing?
Uh, B, A, what are we doing?
I'm, I've flown people out, but...
No, you know what I mean, gang?
No, I never, never, never, never, never.
Never, okay.
Never, okay.
Never, never.
Yo, yo, yo.
What are we doing?
Yo, you're about to get rolled.
You're about to get rolled.
I mean, A only, first of all, second of all...
I'm getting to know my friend right now, one sec.
Your friend?
Do I have a girlfriend?
Oh, no, I don't have a girlfriend, bro.
Why, bro?
I mean, dude, I don't know.
I feel like...
She's crazy.
You think, uh...
You think...
Okay, I don't have to...
I
Want to date a win Trader someone say a match out. No, no, dude. Oh, you should see my DMs though
I have Madison beer
Anyway, I'll ask you a question Jake. Do you think having a girlfriend will slow you down like in your here?
It depends on where you're at your career like early, yeah
why you want a girlfriend no I mean it would be obviously you know oh my
jay's one of the two situation here for the box go this guy's a lot of my life
they're locked in oh yeah but to be honest though yeah you know I think uh
yeah so you had some shit and then you're like dude I'm screaming I can't
in a relationship you know to be honest i've looked at my girl three years
damn three years two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two
but we're on good terms though we're not on bad terms right you know
we're not on bad terms we still talk here in there
damn bro yeah that's nice
what about you you got any like uh wait you're talking to me
No, no, no, I just got out of a relationship, man.
Oh, my fucking gosh.
I did not to abroad.
Your day to save me with the fuck.
No, I swear on everything I love.
We were just friends.
You just hung out for a bit and that's it.
There was no title.
There's no title.
Let's go.
How mood a lock in bro lock in mood up. I mean I was one HP dude
We're losing a fucking browser asked him what they did in the hotel. Yo, there's some shit. I'm learning
You're in trading
All we did we just met me, but I don't know we just we just
That's your desert. I was in the hotel for one second, dude. That's it. I mean, I do love my white girls. Yeah
Jg's are you not easy? Nice? Oh, that's just fucking light work
Ask about that. Okay, how do we get out there?
What do you mean? How do you get old?
Yo, you got a donut ask about tax
On everything I love I didn't do anything with that either. I just
Didn't see videos of you in task before bro. No
Archeism shit with Taz wait actually not some shit, but like
No, it's all here they do that says I'm shit about like India jealous. She's
You know, Arche bro. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, but
I'm saying like oh yeah, oh yeah, but so that was our key. Yeah, wait, why does he vent to you about him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Yes. What did you say? That was so long ago. That was two years ago
So I mean she's just saying about in like that comment off stream to you. Yes. That was two years ago
go but yeah she said that whatever you do I'll be okay because I asked her like
I'm blind I'm blind I'm blind I'm blind
my god you really fucking need me bro you're serious
hey man go ahead and uninstall this game for me yo yo Keen bro I know you just
gonna mouse in keyboard not too long ago but you better unplug that shit and
go back to console all right I'm not gonna lie you might have to go back to
I'll keep it a month with you bro. I appreciate you though. Yo Acer can I hear your voice real quick?
Yeah, can we redo this my teammate was like
Yeah, but anyway after like
Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I saw I asked her I was like I was like because you don't need like
But it was my first time like it was like I was shooting like the first three months of my career
So I want to make sure she was comfortable. So I was like is there anything you don't want me to say on she like
I like piss you off or like how like how do you want me to like be on stream?
And she said whatever you do don't bring up India and we'll be alright. She told me what wait
Why is she not like India? I mean, I don't know. She just
Yo, uh John smog and Abe y'all got mics
Yeah, oh was good, bro. Yo Abe give microphone
I don't think he has a mic, yeah, that's either.
Yo, what rank are you, John?
Uh, Pete.
Pete Gold, currently sober too.
Not bad, not bad, man.
Alright, it's starting to get a little hard.
No, you're tripping your chip, this is tripping your chip.
Let's see here, what type of map.
You know what bro we could do this shit this one's light this one's good this one's good.
Yeah bro talk about you though.
Hey that's a mic but you're talking.
Yo can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question?
There's always one thing I always wanted to like ask you.
Hey I'm gonna open the book man.
Okay fact so there's no like there's no like like sensitive topics or no.
I got a feeling yeah I got a feeling the path you want to take bro.
Hey bro.
Hey go ahead man.
Okay I'm not I'm just let me know you don't even have to answer but.
When you were on your come up and you were with
Balash Balash Balash
double Balash or
Is that what does that mean? Is that like codename for like don't no no double Balash is is basically my my first ex
No, I'm talking about Eugene. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh
I wasn't picking up
What about her bro? Okay?
Do you ever like it was not like you're like
Like is that like you're like real real love because she knew you for James, you know
They she knew you before now now. Okay. Okay. Like that was my first ever love, but that was a fair
TV to write Jason's like iron. So yeah
Your shit your shit we're conversating right now man meet up
That was actually kind of mean. I'm sorry. I'm ready, bro. That's good, bro. Yo, y'all ready?
I think Abe's fixing...
Wait, what? Continue your question?
Nothing. I was not... you kind of answered it. Like, bro, I'm not gonna lie. I mean...
I feel like you don't know your first true love until after...
like your first two relationships or at least for me yes yeah I only had I only
dated one girl bro and it was that one girl and it was between she was my first
everything like first everything she my first everything I mean and so yeah man
like you know we just don't date anymore where you were you sad I mean
yeah I mean she still comes over though fuck but we're just not dating
anymore so you be linking with your ex yeah it's kind of hard dude I don't know
you're first everything were you not like cheese let not cheese but like you
don't think about that anymore your first everything really nah you gotta
have like 35 bodies then do no bro fuck this fuck I why do you think I don't
be fucking bro really no but I think that's just dirty just thinking you're
digging everything well no no no no no no no no no like like like I stand is
dirty I won't lie but like you never had like a talking stage with a couple
girls and then you just like I mean it depends but I really am like yo you
gotta be like cuz LA I'm scared like of diseases you know me and I don't like
using condoms yeah that's me that's me that's me that's me yeah I'm not a lie
I don't have this question for me but I feel like I can't even get hard with a
condom on why is it to Phoenix's yeah I don't know like I don't want to go
too much commotion right now. I feel you on that. I feel you on that. I feel you on that.
Oh, can I also ask another question? Can I also ask another question?
Is there going to be a question about my penis?
No. Actually, yeah.
What is it, man?
Bro, have you ever get performance anxiety?
Oh.
I've never gotten performance anxiety.
Really?
No, no. Never.
It's middle, right?
Yeah, you can go cat, you can go cat, you can go cat.
There's one time I did get drunk, and like, like I couldn't get up, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I don't be getting drunk, man.
Yeah, safe shot happened to me, dude, but I was not drunk, bro.
I have performances.
I didn't keep it above my shoe.
Yo, uh, execute on me.
You're flaking?
You're flaking bronzes?
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
I might walk and rush.
I feel like these guys are easier than fucking, uh, the 21 with ED, you get, bro, I just told
you guys it was a performance anxiety, it's nothing physical.
Wait, you're 21?
No.
Yeah, bro, I'm just gonna be comfortable, I gotta be comfortable, I'm just what I'm
telling you, I can't do, like, first night, bro, you know what I'm saying, like, I
get nervous.
I'm not like, like, what, bro, that's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
bro, have you ever stuck your nose in a vagina?
No, I haven't. That's fucking weird. I think that she's my nose is big.
I'm gonna shut like that.
Bang!
I'm actually chopped. Nice.
Holy shit, this is a lightware.
Were you a smart kid in school? Like, did you focus on your grades in high-end
school?
Holy shit, that was light work.
Were you a smart kid in school? Like, did you focus on your grades in high-end school?
I was really smart, like...
Yeah, because you're fucking Asian.
Actually, I mean, I was really smart, and then, and then COVID happened and I just turned down, like...
I was a four-time Spanity Champion.
I graduated high school, my Socialist Degree, and then, and then I just started streaming,
and then my, my intelligence, my IQ just plummeted, girl.
And now I'm trying to get someone said you're a spelling bee champion or Tom
No, that's impressive now you're done is British. I'm not done
Oh my god, oh, you can't see
You
Care baby, buddy
Ask him about the island leak say on God yo, how was that by the way bro like we not tripping
It was the most is the most excruciating week in my life, man
Yo, I asked another question. Do you have anxiety at all?
No
Do you get excited like not like um like both I go traveling alone. Yeah, I gotta be my boy
I can't travel alone. I search up an all
They're not an anxiety pack. No
I mean W W W. Yeah, it's a blessing bro. Life is good. No, no, no, no
W, W, W
Alright, is this therapy bro?
Do you need-
I don't know
How are you-
No, no, no, no, no
My ex-
No, I don't-
No, no, no, no
Ch-ch-ch-ch
Are you good?
Like, is everything okay at home?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
FUSHING!
I guess the fucking civil players
We're losing the old-
What's going on, man?
The fuck just happened?
The boss won, uh, got this in the bag, which is light work.
Well, right where these guys shot.
Silver three, silver two.
Yeah, this guy definitely went right at the rank one.
What is that, by the way? Why do they say that?
No, they're just like jealous, like I don't know, like, like do you think Messi...
Isn't there a pooch about that, though?
No, there's no hardcore, hardcore evidence. There's no like, there's no DMs, there's no nothing.
I just went against a bunch of win traders back to back. Well, that's not proof or anything
Rap this fucking segment up, bro. You guys are fucking
She better be a light work, bro. Yeah, I'm not alive. But yeah, like, you know, like
like messy bro he got they think he like win traded the world cup like he really didn't
want that shit legit so that's true bullshit yo John I appreciate you for your time bro
you're really good bro knuckle lie you could be the future of this game bro knuckle lie
not installed you're awful yeah you're terrible boy invite me real quick thank you
Chris next door Chris blackface is crazy yo Chris bro don't don't start I'm not
I'm not doing blackface bro.
You good bro?
Dude, I'm just watching this old clip of you and Val like meowing.
You were tripping back in the day bro.
I'm not gonna lie, let me invite you real quick.
Listen, how do I get it by any means?
That means facts.
Honestly, by any means necessary.
But like damn bro. I saw this one video a while ago. You're like on all fours with like makeup on or something
Like in a garage, I think
why we go
How old were you in that clip?
But I was doing crazy shit when I was like 17. Yeah, that's the worst
Does it get worse than that? Oh
Don't say that yo
18 19 but I had the shoes of like oh, yeah, you guys won every round so far
Yeah, obviously
Kara finnily really yeah, I don't fuck
They're fucking right now. It's Kara finnily. Yeah, it's care for me girl. I don't go to college
No, no, we're locked in we're locked in I did go to college. You finish
I don't know
You know, I guess kind of you know, I stepped in the flat. Oh, it's like
Yo, are you all ready? Oh, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good, bro
What's the thing for you Jay like what's the most fair like what do you want here?
No
Bro, I'll give you Cali. Yeah, Cali's good. What the fuck ready? I thought you live in Cali. Yeah, I do
How the fuck you have 50?
Fuck
Oh, you're doing the Mr. Beast green screen again?
How do you have 50 ping on, I'm not from the Mon Calvary service?
I don't know, did you pick Calvary shirt?
I did, he had like 60 ping, someone out of the middle.
What do you do outside of streaming, bro?
Gym, that's it, bro, I swear to God.
Are you on anything?
Like we're gonna be like fucking peptides and steroids?
No, I don't even take creatine.
Yo, I heard you were gonna like jump on peptides
something no no no no please oh hell no no no Lacy's lacy's on it I mean I
don't know dude Lacy's gonna fucking turn to a fucking fraud in a couple months
that's it shot alien I feel like he is gonna get shredded though he's gonna
get shredded but I don't I just don't think it's worth it bro I don't know
what do you even take Julietine I don't even take creatine I take I take
for your team yeah really yeah to do the loading phase and now what what did you
do the loading phase like that like that 10 gram bullshit or did you do 5 grams
a day I just buy smoothie every day and they add creatine oh the gym what do you
do outside of streaming bro you live in LA like you I don't brown the fucking
Loser man
So same thing I need so you stream
And then you think of segments. That's it. Yeah. Yeah
Now a side a side a side
Good luck good luck, yeah good luck boys. Yeah good luck
Goop, goop.
Yep.
It's getting gold now.
It's getting a little spicy.
I gotta turn up the gears a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, that's not holding shit to shit.
I like that.
I
Double me that
Stun stun stun stun
Fuck out of here, girl
This is the golds these days. Are you serious? We'll just keep in this game. I said it three
But I was a one away from the war. I was a I was a unrated demon. I'm gonna be honest
Unrated Demon or Swift Play Demon?
Nah, there was no Swift Play.
Oh, sound god.
I was an Unrated Demon.
Wait, what's this like?
Meow, meow, meow.
You say you won?
Nah.
oh my god
easy bro
i'm an okay
yo okay hold on hold on
i was warming up i was warming up
go ahead and on a stove after this please
i mean
hey yo jason calm down bro calm down
how do i even fuck today
how do i even fuck Helia
uh karen from helia
bro it's a pierce the bell song
it's a pierce the bell song
you don't know who the pierce the bell song is
is jay nope no but don't worry i'm locked in i'm locked in it's over it's over
so i could do this shit no no my game or shit
they're both locked they're both locked i don't have a stinger have a stinger have a stinger
i guess i'm fucking dying there bro it's a gold uh oh my god i'm a peasant
Oh my god, oh my god. Where are you jumping? Oh my. That guy is fucking bald, man. That
guy is horrible. That guy is shit. That guy is horrible. That guy is horrible. Wait,
got two radios yeah yeah they're ready for us what happens to be losing a
mortal if we what if we lose in a mortal did this is just in no we're gonna keep
going regardless but the mission is to not lose yeah of course of course I
think we'll still win an immortal I think we're gonna win everything
What's a bit about the shoe?
Like bro, I'm dying to fucking gold or you fucking did it
Wait reversing change now I like my games nice and close. I need attention
I
Mean for no guys you guys it wasn't the iron from the broad
Stupid though like it's just unpredictable, you know not pressure makes diamonds
Oh
You know what
Not the box but in the RS
That was a fed question. I'm not gonna lie.
Five! Oh!
Alright, GG's GG's.
Let's go!
Wow, this shit really is light work, huh?
We're fucking moving.
Yo, you guys, how did you guys even get to fucking gold?
Yo, yo, chill, chill, chill, I'm not gonna lie. We definitely got fried.
We definitely got fried.
You're on finnilly. I'm gonna listen to that song right now. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna take you back to y'all.
All right, let me let me know we struggle with what irons instead
Of so many. Oh, this is my right right now
Plat is my right right now. I'm not gonna lie. Oh my god. And some days I have bad days in plat
Platinum platinum platinum platinum platinum
China boy, I think we can sell it not even not even I think we're gonna win this
Hello y'all y'all y'all
Don't let Muda fool you okay what what yesterday he was on my old Jason's just
Asian for the fashion he's asked at games whatever I was there he knows it
well I'm not I'm pretty fucking good dude I'd say so too but I like this I
I like this shot where you try to tear support.
No, I would never.
I don't tear people apart.
I'm bleeding together.
It's actually fire.
I'm not gonna lie.
I like this.
It's not a bad shot, dude.
Not a bad shot.
Not a shot.
Not a bad shot.
Eight for effort.
What a year of life.
I'm not gonna lie.
J-M-A-N-T-S-I-T-O-L-O-K-E
when I was going against you, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's okay, bro.
I understand.
You know, I had to.
You know, I was business.
I understand.
Don't worry about it, man.
I'll see you.
I
Don't know where did Jason go
I'm doing no face cam today
Wait, you guys do no face cam. Where are you?
No face cam today
Let me see what's going on. Why'd you say now? Let me see
Jason
What the fuck?
haha oh that should not burn you bro that's my whole face is actually stiff
like I can't like every time I blink ever my whole face is dry bro washing
this out it's gonna be shit shit's about to be ass
I
Bro, it's platinum should we go a or B here?
Wait, yeah, no you pig you pig
But we go a bro, let's do a let's do a a only a only a only a only not a lie
Fucked ourselves over by not
By not fucking defense first hard. I'm gonna wall. I'm gonna wall in one
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Mooda.
Mooda.
I'm gonna start trying now.
Why are you guys on my dick?
Why are you guys on my dick?
One round.
You guys are on my dick.
You guys are on my dick.
One round, wow, he gets a couple after one round?
What is the strat here, JV?
You gotta talk about some like open...
I don't know, you're the rank one bro!
Okay, I got it, I got it.
I think we should split mid, or not mid, sorry, ramps.
Split ramps? Okay, I'm just gonna follow you, okay?
Yeah, you have the spectre, I have...
I have the- okay you know what, let's double-asset that shackle, yeah.
Lightwork, lightwork. Yo, bait me, I'm watch out, I'm watch out, I'm watch out, alright?
Ready? I'm gonna slide, I'm gonna slide, I'm gonna slide.
Oh my god, Jail. Nice!
Let's fucking go, dude.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Are you planning to stay in LA after your lease is over?
Yep. Stay in here, bro.
Well, you wanna move out here?
I mean, I don't know, bro, I just feel like it's like...
I don't know, dude.
Wait, where do you stay right now?
Like, Canada, like near Toronto, like Windsor.
You probably don't even know where that is, though.
Like, near like Toronto.
Man, the brown boys be out there.
up wait wait you live the trouble before you move no hell no shit no oh I'm
rolling off of one side it's up side it's up side oh my god so y'all get one
round and start talking shit y'all get one round
Listen listen listen
Ah, they both awake
Fucking talking about that. I'm sorry. Yo is LA like uh like trippy bro. It's LA like one time
There's like 30 crack heads and shit like that. I don't know. I don't like a little sus
It depends on a part like k-town at night. Yeah, bro. There's mad crack kids. There's actually crack is everywhere
I was actually I got a I got a tech back. I can one time, but yeah, I know my best
Up up and then and I was like
I
Mean he just has a shield bro like how do I win?
It was interesting pumpkin incident. Is that what happened? Yeah, that's what happened. I got pumpkin throwing at me
I mean, I got as better than what happened when I was in LA. I'm not chased by a needle, bro
I got with a needle. No, you didn't say I just
Wait, should we go through like should we go through like Benz?
No, no, no, no, no
Fuck no fuck no fuck no ramps ramps
Wait, let's like walk up Benz or some shirt
I don't don't cheat dude don't cheat
I don't know what Lahi you got chased by, Nidu.
BOLAHI!
One, two, three!
Fuck, dude!
One, two.
We're not gonna lose brother. They are just pistol pistol round is just
They are pistol warriors looking both the rounds from pistol
Okay, they're honestly
I'm outta here!
Let me go!
Just chill, just chill.
I'm flanking.
I'm flanking.
Yes, J, yes, yes, yes.
Right side, right side, right side, right side.
Wait, give me a high five.
You're out last, you're out last, you're out last.
Give me some high fives, fives, fives, fives!
Yeah!
Hold, hold him here, hold him here, hold him.
Oh my god, he's got my fucking ass.
Wow, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Man, you see?
Man, you see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then 2026 you guys are getting keep going really not good shit. Good shit. Good shit. Good shit
Why is my chance thing you're rubbing your nipples bro? Cuz my fucking skin feels crazy
I feel like I'm quacking oh
I know how you feel like no you don't roll
No, no, no, I mean I'm really down to be honest though
I know how that it was like I think they feel like your skin's all like I feel like a like a tan
No, no
What the fuck
What are you aiming for a shot nice shit
Jay oh
Oh my god, bro
Oh my losing like this is embarrassing man. This is actually embarrassing
scene and y'all think we can get to radio be honest yes yes don't lose this
you guys want a couple rounds you all are fucking happy
yeah you really want to end it like I'm gonna have fun with you guys
my fun with me okay I'll end it I'll end it I'll end it I'll end it I'll end it
I'm gonna be mood I'm not mine are you whoa no I'm sorry no stop stop stop
stop stop stop stop stop
what the fuck is going on
jay don't close please jay
come on
dude
you're wrecked one
you're wrecked one
all that shit
come on
jay he has an high dose of shiova
he didn't attract him bro
no i died to him in the beginning
yes i cracked him
He got it back. Yo, bro. Yo, bro. You're your first blood right now. What's going on, man?
Chosen one
flat
Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna win this we're gonna win this
Listen, bro, I'm a peak. Oh, there's probably sniping us roll
Yo, are you guys sniping be honest? Oh my life. I'm not okay. Okay. That's cap, bro
I'd be sniping like I swung like he knew I was there dude
Okay
Like if you really hold this hold this book. Yes. Oh, yes, that's a special thing we're vulnerable and everything
I'm gonna stun. I'm gonna send the second piece people. You don't have your gun out aim right here
I'm gonna stun the second he comes out. She's over. They know exactly where we're going now
No, I'm sliding, I'm sliding, Jay, get him, he's on the left side!
No!
What happened?
What happened?
What happened, Mooda?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's Mooda, come on.
Jay, why are you dashing, Jay?
I don't know why I dashing.
I don't know why I dashing.
I don't know why I dashing.
I'm being honest.
I don't know why I dashing.
I don't know why I dashing.
I got mine.
You can't be...
I, I, yeah, Mooda, I'm gonna have mine though, bro.
Like to fucking plastic that's actually embarrassing, bro. You are right. Did you guys
I know I sold their bow, but why is it even for four in the fucking first place? This is just embarrassing, bro
Lost of fucking plats, bro
Well, yo, yo, yo, yo, I don't know if you guys know but this is a BL3
We're fucking shriven wait ready to back
It's a B03 we know and we did it's a B03. Yo, also Jay, I'm not gonna lie. This is the worst fucking map for a 2v2
I'm gonna be honest
Yo, also, why are we broke where there's no excuses?
Fucking I see why we fucking lost bro. Why are we pushing them bro? Why are we pushing them?
Why are we they dodge they're not letting us they're not letting us play again
We lost a fucking plat from strong
They fucking the last J. Okay, I suck the diamonds, bro
like they even deserve to go to fucking diamond like this is like this is
actually fucking a marriage
yo what's good bro yeah it was good
it's good bro it's good
I'm all right I can't I'm all right I'm making a set on brother yo can we go
can we you're not a lie you lost the flat give us the very first give us the
I mean, let's put the gifted on it.
Let's put gifted, how much is it?
Yo, low key 10x it, bro.
OK, all 10x.
On my left, all 10x.
5 each, 5 each.
Wait, let me see my chat.
Put anything on me.
I don't put 5, bro.
I put 100.
You put 100?
You put 100?
Yeah, I'll put 100.
I put 100.
I put 100.
OK, so you get 1,000 gifted if we lose,
and if we win, we get 100 gifted.
Each.
Bro, each.
Oh, no.
You don't want a thousand.
What do you got?
It's 25 each.
25 each, bro.
I'm not a hundred brother and it's not as good as no game not brah. I'm stuck in the hood of sugarland, bro
I don't got it like that
Sugarland, Texas that is the fucking sweet
Sugarland
Then you live in fucking Arlington sugar land that sugar late
Well up to sugar land right now all my life you won't all my life you won't bro. What is this guy saying?
Yeah, stay quiet. Good boy guys gonna run this guy's gonna run scraps with you in
yo are we going ARB? ARB buddy ARB
this guy is tripping
yo yalla yalla yalla come on im talking to you
yo are we doing, are we really locking 25 subs to 10 ratio?
yes bro, I'll gift you each 25 some of my chances to, okay come on
wait 25?
oh no, 555 these 5 each 5 each
no, we're doing 25 each
bro okay wait, ARB
okay then call it off
wait okay
10, 10 each, 10 each
Damn bro
Wait, let me see how much my chat is
I just tried to scrap it up with you bro
Damn
This guy's putting money
Money
Who is it, Hammy's E-Kid or Old Morban trying to hide bad money?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was Hammy's E-Kid
Shout out to Ruggplus
Relax
It's been like hours
Alright, let's go 50 each
50 each or stop throwing numbers total not dead as dead as 25 25 okay 25 25
let's go what I get after I beat you wait a year a five x my shit wait
which ones this could be more than good or a boo oh fine these are diamonds
there's no fucking way was it literally impossible we lost I don't even know
I don't even know why I'm on so much.
You're actually an embarrassment to fucking Valorant, man.
Bro, I'm telling you, I have the aim, I don't have the brain. That's it.
Have we seen that push?
You're rank one.
Yo, Sebra's pushing them again, Jay. What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Back up, bro. Back up.
Sebra, doing that shit again. We're getting overly...
What the fuck is that character?
Oh fucking spider!
Stop, stop, stop.
What is disability man?
He's one, he's one, he's one, he's one, he's one. J on my life, on my soys one. On everything I love. On my kids.
On my kids, on my kids, on my kids.
Okay.
Did you really want to do-
Yo, uh, hammy's ek with a 25 gift itself. I appreciate you
Yo, jessica with a 25 gift there. No way
Yo, what is this Lord between us age money, I understand. Oh nothing happened bro
It's like that's the same shit that's saying like what happened between you and
You know like oh
I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it
it was really just like friends and we linked up and that's it it's all
happened
oh I fucking like that shit
Jay see this is what I'm talking about I don't know why I don't know why don't
We do be bro. I you're actually so scared. You're I don't know why we go watch watch
You go two ways on a man B is one way
Fucking
one enemy remaining you just died to a fucking shock dart bro I'm fucking gay
bro 124 on my soul 124
whoa are you still your background or did you turn your face cam on I can't
I'm still fucking not here, man
So I just go to go greenchats I turn this off
I feel like we should go no no no you should save it you should save the Hawk mode you should save Hawk mode for like after this
Ascendance
Yo cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
I'm drowning for you bro
Yo QBAR! Watch Banus!
They're faking! What the fuck?
Hey man, hey man, hey man, man, you heard me, huh?
Yeah
It's you and me
Good bot, man
I'm back now, I'm back now
80
I
Just some sorry
Yeah, you guys are ten xing in also I have to give like five each
to the shooting world is a scammer bro it's not good I'm not a scammer go
well now you know why you're trying to get into the little dogs the little
flies whoa I need 25 both bro both both of us well I didn't say I guess come
it's a good it's a 25 bro yeah come to sugarland bro I'm not sure that was
a screw you this guy's got a slide you out what the fuck is there to do with
sugar what would I make you stand someone for 500 I mean I should have
She wish I did but no I paid up. I'll do what you did
What am I what is getting thrown at me man, I don't know I don't know
That's dying actually a robot
Hammy's eating
Yo you see this is a good pushup contest.
I'm not gonna lie this is a good-
No I'm sorry I love you.
Oh wait J, I said shit good ass contact J after this.
Yo I'm some real shit.
Yo Jason you were so tough.
You're so nonchalant.
The way you made it, you're so fucking amazing.
Yo Muda you are ugly as fuck big ass.
No shit at the game.
Yeah I like that yeah.
Look at this shit.
Yo holy shit.
Yo you wanna go pushup?
Yo I promise you bro he's not gonna rate.
He's not gonna rate.
Let's go pushup.
I don't wanna rate bro.
I have to go to the mention after this bro.
I
25 subs now let's go 25 now. I'm waiting I'm waiting this guy
He's not paying bro. He's not paying bro. Let's go. I'll let us pay
Bro like on everything I've been chasing the ones brother. You're just like you roll. Okay. Okay. Let me time out diamond to a diamond three
Holy shit, yo if he pains you first is actually blazer. I'm not alive on my 25
Chasing your ass bro, you know
I just gave you just a free if tar diamond 2 and diamond 3 bro. You got carried. I have a robot on my team
I fucking got yo let on you so many time on a gifty subs this motherfucker wants to talk shit, bro
Like I can hear you yo are you paying these are you paying these subs or do we are we hitting a sentence?
Are you a scammer are you really gonna scam us right now?
bro bro bro bro can I tap out and pay the shit are you
Wait am I paying both of it yes, oh, what about my duo what?
Oh, wow really gonna scan my student. All right, whatever on to the next whatever
It's not a good look. Well, it's not a good look to you
Oh, yeah, I wanted Jason to say thank you, but when I give it to him. Oh, I got you
I got you. All right. See you
You can invite me
You can invite me
I bet
I bet
I'll give you a little ad
What?
You're so weird
Tell them about me at least
I'm about to do it
I got you Muda
I got you
Here you go bro
Oh my god
I got my big time
You got to add me now
Oh fuck
You got to add me now
You got to add me now
You got to add me now
Oh fuck
You got to add me now
in that game. Yo, he just gave me five subs. Staffer with the five gifted. Oh my God.
Really? He really just took our subs, bro. He took our subs. All right. Yo, hello? Yo,
yo yo yo how many of these tweets has he done how are you guys
Yomi hello Margella no fucking Mike Andy's yeah what's up bro oh my god
momo clack was goodie guys how are you how are you Margella how are you how
was your day um it's pretty good how's yours
I mean, it's fantastic fantastic fantastic
Yeah, you got a mic brother
Hey nice voice changer dude, like you're real funny man
Me yes you I can I can
Hello, you have a voice I can literally hear it. I can hear it. Oh, okay. I guess she sounds okay
Okay cough real quick off cough like five times
What why so your voice crack changer can crack
Bro, it's not a voice changer. Okay, so
I don't really want to yeah, because you have a voice changer now. I'm gonna shit
Let's go you're a freak you're a freak
Oh my god, Jay, how do you get these girls so easily damn zero a hundred lights a freak mode. No, no, just play start
What map are we doing?
Yeah, all you guys are ascendants give us defense first, please
Yeah, this is a second it was getting hard now
No, no, no, this is we got a lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky my dvm
See what I think about I saw player this is just a 1v1 character no
It really is yes
I'm trying to think chat should I play duelist is it good to play duelist or no?
Hey stop, uh, thank you for the
30 30 viewer raid I appreciate you. Hey if you're from Stafa, type me, please. Type me
That's your one of the 30 people
Try the stuff of the five gift that I appreciate you stop up. Oh you stop up, bro
My entire chat saying me now apparently I guess they all came from them. Uh, I'm gonna go away. They bro. I'll go. Why I bet
All right, bro. You got to get on that man
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I
mean
Do you gatekeep your cologne?
Uh, not really.
Like, some of them?
Yeah.
Not my daily, I gatekeep, but some of them find out, because I go in my bathroom often,
but...
What's a fire-ass cologne you can put me on?
I look like you have a nice collection though.
I'll tell you about it.
Not actually, no.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Like a sleeper.
yo up in jail, uh, jamma keep it a buck with you bro, if it's time to pop out hulk, this
would be a good time to pop out hulk right now.
should I go hulk, jam?
I think you go hulk bro, it's a second.
are you supposed to tell us what's a second?
uh, yeah, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A, and you can
go short and you can go uh long, yeah, that's a part of A, yeah, yeah, whoa, smart
ass is in the building, jesus.
I thought it was going on here.
Oh there's one, one, one, one, one.
One being one.
Hello!
Shit!
You see?
Shit!
Shit!
Nah nah nah nah nah.
Shit, shit, I'll be back with it.
Yo, ascend it, ascend it, ascend it, ascend it.
Okay, this is nothing to play around with bro. This is not jokes. This is no joke
Okay, yeah
They're pushing us, Jay. They're pushing us, Jay.
Are you dead, S? Are you dead, S right now? Are you dead, S?
Jay, I think he's close. I'm gonna HP you. You gotta be me, Jay. You gotta be me, Jay.
You gotta be me. Stop it. You gotta be me. Stop it. You gotta be me. Stop it.
She shot me through you!
come on bro come on show them why you're rank 1 bro
yo we getting fried by her bro she's 4-0 right now she's spying us she's spying us
Okay, but you know what's crazy bow listen listen, okay, I'm gonna use your you tell
out yo whoa, whoa, what's just what happened? No, no, no, no, I was just
Okay, listen Jay every time the round drops bro, you need to drop there you need to throw your wall like this
Every time the rock Jay
Yo, yo, I was fixing my game. Come on. Come on. Let's just send it though
in here
Yo drop your a drop your wall like this, okay, okay every time well
Yeah, I'm a worker now
Pop your shield
One more close wait
what the fuck no no no this is not good this is bad this is very bad
this is very bad stop baiting i'm not baiting i tried genuinely short here
shut the door you tell bro your decay your decay yet throw your decay
no yo chill chill chill chill we gotta win out we gotta win out we gotta win out
we gotta win out we gotta win out dashed out of everything gang okay okay okay
okay okay well they just keep fighting us fucking long so just throw your wall
up again and hop your shield bro, hop your shield, throw your ball, hop your shield, every time the
round starts throw that wall, hop your shield. K, K, K, K, K. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
If you die here we lose. All right, finally, yes, good job. Why are you saying that? Because
You're in a your that's just a bad position to put me in a bro
Okay, okay, okay
It's 1 3 its ascendance we got a 1 out
We gotta win
What are you gonna do how how confident are you are you with your aim right now?
No, no, dude
Do we do the wall method
No, no, I think we ought to just fight though pop your shield though pop your shield pop your shield
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I forgot, that's not my fucking shield.
Here, here, here, now you just hold.
They might wait for your shield to go down,
if your shield goes down, it's not gonna happen.
There's tree sniping, bro!
Oh my god!
Back up, back up, back up.
Nice tree snip, yeah, real fun.
Yeah, push short, push short.
Let's push up, push up, push up, push up.
Don't miss me too much.
Oh
It's cringe. Oh my god, this shit doesn't count
Oh
They're literally fully prepared. Oh, they're literally just going everywhere. We're going bro. They're gonna be fucking sniping Chris
about your shitty games.
I'll play Jason.
Oh my God.
Damn, bro.
Why are you so angry?
She's not your age, baby.
You're like a little troll under the bridge.
Oh.
And you're like...
Oh my God.
And you're like a fucking splinter in my shoe.
What?
Yeah, I don't know.
Let them come to us, folks.
You know what?
Let's get a dead ass sitting corners. Let's see if they're really sniping or not
If they take a chaos boat, yo, look at that weird shit. Don't swing the book with them. Let them swing us. Let them swing us
Fuck you, fuck you. Oh shit, dude like yes, bro. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, bro
J on my life on everything. I love that. That's a win gone game. I swear to God
That's a win, that's a win, now we win out, come on, win out, like win out, this is a win
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Now is the right time
Hey, hey, good shit y'all, nice lost
Sound mic's on bro
I know why my song
I'll take it a fight bro
They're all psyched oh my god oh my god oh my god
Muda?
Bro he's 120 he's a shotgun Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
Oh my god, it's like boy. I don't know
This guy is literally just using a shotgun with me
You can ask your chat right now if you had tens against the fucking
Vessit three Vessit three
That's the three best of three and give and much like give us depending first give us depending first
I'm just gonna get out first.
Hey, geez.
Okay, chill.
Wait, wait, wait, hey, where y'all from, though?
Man, fuck.
Florida.
You said Florida?
Yes, I did.
You know, I'm actually planning to move to Florida next time.
Nice.
Where?
Give me something.
Give me something.
Let's wait.
Just fuck it.
Just let's wait.
Let's just fuck it. Just just let's go. That's where I live
We got a link. You say you say yo
J on my life you set me up
But what did you say what did she say I mean you got to show me around and you got to show me around some time
Yeah, I'm only left here for like a month
That's green that's green that's green green green green green green green green green
Green
You got make sure you're told no more of like a matcha or a chai person. Oh, I actually love matcha
Tell that you like strawberry matcha. I like strawberry matcha. Yeah, it's my favorite. Oh my god
That's my favorite. Oh my god green. Yo, Jay. Oh my life. I really want how do you know the shit?
No, that's why I like matcha
Yeah, I genuinely like Margell, bro, I'm a Margell guy.
Tell her you're a Margell and, bro, you're tripping.
Dad, what are you saying, bro?
He's my responsibility.
I'm not going to lie, bro, this whole time,
Margell is a fucking guy.
I can't go to sleep.
This whole time, bro, I hope she just comes out
and just voice changers.
Wait, Margell, how old are you?
19.
And, yummy, how old are you?
Like, we're not targeting Margell.
Like, we're not targeting you.
He's just trying to get to know everybody in a lot of them.
18
How are you Jason my grown-ass man? I'm 21. Why should I ask me how old I am?
You're so old. Oh my god. Oh
21 is old not not not not JJ. She's using she's using like the
Nonosh is using the bogey rez on you right now
No, that's to me. That's you that's you went short went short went short
Yeah, I'm one shot all my life. I'm one shot. So chill on me. Chill on me. Don't die, please
Well, I think first day let me take first day first day. No, no, no
I had a crazy fling going but she's gonna be looking straight at me because she screams not you're a fucking loser
Holy fucking shit, dude
I
Yeah, all right, yo chat new rule by the way every rake from ascending is a real breeze
I
Mean Marge. I'm like, you know, I gotta do that
I love you have it. I would have I would have genuinely let you have it
But you know, I'm gonna take Jay cost the finish line, you know, I know me
There you go, I got I got you I got you in a month. I'm gonna be in for the same. How is Miami? You like Miami? Is it calm?
Yeah, it's pretty calm. You know sounds bad as fuck J. I'm not gonna lie
I mean I'm gonna like going out but I'm like clubs and shit. I'm on a party here
I'm like a you know like a fancy restaurant type of guy. Oh really? Yeah, do you like those clubs and shit?
Yeah
I
Mean
I mean
Yeah, bro, we gotta be gonna you see how they played that shit. They were like sitting cornered the shotguns bro
Yeah, I forget that they have my stream open your stream open like it's just like that's I'm saying we gotta like chill out
No, we get it like yeah
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
You're communicating to me. I'm not even open like holy shit. It's actually courage. Oh
She just flip up. Yes. Oh my god, dude
And a game like this
Don't take a one though. What the fuck is up with you, bro? Okay? Okay? Fuck? You think I fuck about watching? Oh my God
Shit on
Fucking you, bro. Oh, what's your mouth? Oh?
mouth
I took the one bro, I took the one I got over the company. I got over really over really confident
That's what we do though, I trust you, we'll be one of them. Every time in a week man, every time in a week.
That's dang, that's dang, that's dang, that's dang, that's dang.
Marjela, how tall are you? You give me like 5 uh...
You give me like 5 5 vibes.
I am 5'3 and a half.
Okay, so we're counting halves?
Yeah, I just measured myself like 2 days ago.
Okay, so I'm six I'm six and a half six and a half
You know so I'm like JJ how tall are you? I'm five I'm five eight
Yo, Jay, do you like forget what the fuck?
How does she know I'm there?
That's right. That's right. That's right. I'm gonna I'm gonna disable her it
You're gonna disable her that ass. That's not it's not a her to him
All right, that's the heart my brother sniping they know exactly where that's what I'm saying
You know, they're gonna know exactly where we're gonna go from both
So you know what I feel like we just rip the bandit off run short row
Okay, and then I up track dash and you just fucking kill
It's 3-1. This is a good spot to be at.
I got it. I got it.
Alright, I got it.
Alright, Majella. What's your favorite color?
Watch, watch, watch.
Purple.
Watch your shit.
Nah, I was testing her, bro.
I like my clothes. I've seen her. She had a stream of her.
I was trying to see.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to see.
I don't know.
No, I actually, I can see all your smile.
I can see all your smile.
Almost had down
Short short run run book book book book looking like it's like oh, no, look at this shit. They're double sword jay
It's just cringe and corny. It's literally so cringe. Holy shit like wow man. Wow
All right, you know what then I have a better idea bro guns out
Guns out by the way, you're not the same by the way, but it's with place and we can get the same amount of money back
every now yes yes you can buy the fuck you want don't say don't save money yo
you know what we're gonna do since they're sniping like crazy we're just
gonna fight them bro like like long you know like this shit right here don't
don't buy that gun cuz you're not gonna be able to I should know about leave it
up to me bro I like that ready
I'm sure they're behind us, they're behind us, one of them, one of them at least.
Double Shotgun!
Y'all are the fucking cloniest, most loathiest players.
Your shit.
This is horrible.
Like I mean, how do you even like eat this?
2v2 Judging and their sniping. How do you when I get this shot?
I mean, I don't give a f**k if I'm rank 1. I don't give a f**k if I'm 10 genetics. I don't give a f**k what I am.
I'm not f**king winning this f**king game.
You know what I actually want?
We need 2v1, bro. Don't piss, yo.
No, no, no. I don't mean that. I don't mean that. I mean like...
2v1, yeah, bro.
6, 6.
Push it all up. Push it all up. The fighting, the fighting, the fighting. Go short, go short, Jay.
I don't have a lot. I don't have a lot. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I
J go go short oh
Yeah
God, bro. Let's go. Let them know let them get comfortable
Yo, if they don't push up with that jade this is what we need to do
When you're like ship the entire like this, but you know imagine we're going outside jade
Are you trying to like be trying to teach me how to play I know how to play the fucking game
Okay, okay, so hold check that we're gonna edge all the way into sight
How about you? How about you sniff them out try sniffing them out?
Okay, why don't you use your x-ray?
Stid eyes to fucking see no, no, I can't see through fucking walls, bro. You have to sniff them out
Okay
All right, come on look at them. Look at them cringe. They're probably sitting here with a fucking judge
Well, yeah, but we pixel every angle bro every angle
oh my god it like y'all are cringe yeah this is disgusting dude this is
disgusting this is disgusting up down and no one holding short they just know
bro they literally know where my two but you know what boy you're a better
your aimer bro.
My enemy remaining.
It's me versus you.
Come on Jay.
She didn't see you, she didn't see you.
She didn't see you though!
I'm going short whoo my kidding brother there's no mind tricks with her bro she
has my fucking stream open on a second monitor
I
Hear this fucking oh yo care heaven I'm gonna fucking know bro
You're all you're all shit. Yes
GOD!
Yo, I'm serious.
I'm sorry.
No more, no more strange type of nonsense.
What?
Margella, stop that.
Bro.
Listen, listen.
I have one monitor.
Oh, you can have Spoa.
I have one monitor.
You don't have one monitor.
Don't lie to us.
Oh, thank god.
Ask Spoa.
Probably has probably has fucking are you lying?
You can ask foe up. I'm on a 60 Hertz shitty ass up. You need to be my ass my fucking ass
My fucking ass say we're lying
While I hear
Whoa, whoa, what's that ghost for?
There's just no way
Oh, we gotta win we gotta win walking walking. I'm serious. I'm serious walking
You want me swing this I can I can shield and swing
I'm a dashing this is
What's that?
Holy shit, dude.
I mean, the whole, the whole whole thing.
I don't understand your strategy, dude.
I don't understand just dashing in and just dying.
I really don't get it. I don't get it at all.
That was, that was, I mean, I mean, I don't know, bro.
But on everything I love, God sent Zeus himself to fucking kill me right now.
They're fucking sniping. There was nothing I could do about that.
Like, I don't know.
There's really nothing we could fucking do about that though.
There's really nothing.
It's gonna be nothing, yeah, I'll put it on everything.
Good game, guys.
I don't even wanna fucking, I don't even wanna see that anymore,
to be honest, actually, I'm cares on my fucking trip.
Oh, my god.
I think you lagged out, fucking god.
Yeah, I think you must have.
All right, any last words before I leave?
Shut up, Jason.
Little goblin.
GGs, bro.
Oh, my god.
Shut the fuck up shut just shut the fuck up shut up
Okay, first of all give us defenders give us defenders give us defenders
Jason's sleeping bro. I don't know this guy's doing.
Yeah, yeah.
I swear to God you can't count that though. They were sniping bro.
We lost to Plants and now we lost to Ascendants.
We bro. How are you? How are you rake one bro? And how are you freaking bro?
I'm not gonna lie bro. I don't know. What are you gonna say?
What do you always say, Jay?
You always say, oh, I win traded.
Is that what you want?
The chosen one win traded chat, is that what you want?
If you won't win one, you would be able to like,
oh, come on, let's double-fake here.
Let's fucking check it out.
How do you feel, how do you feel?
ITL, man, you're not even ITL-ing.
You're just saying, go on, I'm out of dash in.
I've been calling, it was why, bro, what do you want to do?
Jay wants to turn to LeBron James.
Oh, I'm overly confident.
I'm overly confident.
Sweetie, amen.
Second of all, we're getting stream-stepped.
What do you want me to do?
giving someone a hat then putting a red button.
I guess I'm gonna get a red button.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ah, is it funny? Is it funny to y'all?
I bet. No. No. Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see how y'all perform in game. Don't lose.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why is there a goblin bottom left?
Oh my god.
I
Know Jay, you know what's one thing I actually need your help on like I actually get question bro seriously
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I know you probably won't say shit
So I need you to text me it like right now, please
All right, what is your ad setting on my ad setting?
Yeah, I think our hour. I think I have ten
10 calm 10 calm. What about you? I'm not alive blast 22.5. Yeah, I mean
You're maxed out no, no, I was for like three months straight
But I don't like guys good luck. It's because Ron told me to run max. So I'm running back
I mean you could run max ronda's even run max not right now at least like you are max when like the island shit
I was running max ads
But so when you do look a marathon. Yeah, just like like just do you guys like
Do you like do you like shut the fuck up? How about that? How about that?
Serious calm calm calm calm calm
Why am I on your room bro
And we're good, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Now you worry about my way
What just happened I genuinely what just happened, okay, okay
Explain to me who this fucking waymo character is okay, okay? Well, okay, what is it?
What are these dashes like?
No ever since you like the game well the game with the fucking shit right what is this character and why she's so fucking broken?
She just dashes in and she has a shotgun bro. She just shot them and she can just fucking kill everyone
just remember Vancouver yeah yeah yeah yeah we love Vancouver bro I love it
cool what's in Vancouver I don't get it no I know we went to the room in
Vancouver like like bro what is that character
Oh
What are you fucking doing?
Dude, this is so fuck bro
This is gonna be so fucked we're gonna be attacking against two immortals
Yeah, let's lock it bro. Let's lock it. Yo, obviously you see the dude. Yo, yo
Yo, you see the dude dashing on you five times and only go to the same fucking spot
No, I don't know what the way mo guy does
This guy just flies through the air. I don't get it
Yeah, the same your fucking life. Yeah, I get it. I get it
Come on. I'll hold back. I'll just read my address. You're right. I
Trust with right I trust you
Okay, you trust me the last
One left one right there's plenty one left. Well, I got your left. I don't even trip
Pain difference actually just fucking pink difference
I
Mean you just have to win that bro like there's just no excuse there
Snow it's you stood you have to win that I went to the J. This is a BO3, right?
Like I just want to be able to say that like I have to adjacent arena Muda. You know what I mean?
yo yo yo you're the guy with the you know like the sage mommy give me a hug
right isn't that you bro that's me that's you that's you bro I knew it wait
you didn't contact with sage mommy no no no no wait did I oh I don't know I
don't think so I don't think I did I might have been in a discord
What the fuck bro, it's not cool dude, oh god. Oh god. Ah, you see how I dodged that shit though
Holy shit, bro, like you know
86 you didn't hit him once boy hit him for 13 dude
What's 13 plus 86?
Dude, I think they're just gonna rank 1 now.
What's 13 plus 86?
Why did I hop on Yoru, man?
I know what to do. I know what to do.
Oh my God, he was 99.
Wow, that is crazy.
Alright, ready? I'm Yoru Cloning.
I'm fake Cloning.
I'm just gonna walk in it.
I'm gonna walk in it
You're gonna lose to every single fucking thing, bro
Like, I don't know, let's keep...
This game's so fucking terrible, bro
90 EOs in 100, he's in 100J
He's in 100J
He has a shotgun, don't get close
Close slap, close slap, close slap
My god, yeah, I say I knew it. Yeah, I know it
Fucking beast dude. Oh my god. I'm a beast, bro. Oh my god. Oh
My god, yep, come on bro. That was that was the one that that was the momentum gainer right there
How did I fucking work dude?
Let's go now. I'm gonna actually fake clone here, and then they're gonna shoot it watch
Oh my god, no
Okay, yes, you win this you're in a very favorable for please
Nice
Get out of here, bro. Fuck you out of here with that shit. Let's go
Let's go
Let's go
It's a bill to be no Jay, so we're good though, but we're still in a one this game
I got by God by God
I'm gonna slice this game shit
All right, what are you holding? You're holding left and right. What do you got? I got right. I got right
Are you what the f-
NOOOO!
THIS GAME IS SHIT!
Don't stop stop. I'm gonna lock it.
Yo, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going here.
oh
What are you sipping on it now water it's a low
All right, all right, all right, all right, yo yo
Same shit don't even over-complicate this shit, bro. Like what's the water be over-complicating right now that ass listen
You hold right I hold left. Let's fuck you with this shit right team on three one two three team
Team father. I should bring for
Do fucking dumb ass dash
Oh my god, that's fucking go man, bro, Margella was genuinely better than both of them
Marzela was actually better than Bogey.
Barra, Barra, Barra.
Let me honestly go.
Best of three, best of three, bro.
That we gave you that.
I had the best of three.
For bad, bro.
For bad.
What?
What do you mean?
Best of three.
No, it's F5, bro.
OK.
This is three.
Oh, it's Barra, Barra, Barra.
I want to say that I want to say that best of three.
What the fuck?
What do you want to be, bro?
What do you want to be, bro?
This shit's big.
That's the only one.
Yo, yo, yo, that's the last one.
We don't want to make a YouTube short, bro.
We want to make it like long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, that shit, that shit, yo, yo.
That's the man, bro.
I mean, I should be doing it.
I guess you guys made me lose control.
So like, maybe we need to run it back, bro.
Yeah, nah, nah, that's the best of one, bro.
B03, B03.
I don't know, bro.
I think that's the best of one scenario right there.
Really? No, no, no, no, but you did say,
when you said it, send this from up as B03s.
Well, I don't even recall saying that.
Did you say that?
Yeah, I mean, I'm a moot.
I'm a moot.
Moot on the floor.
Put that on the wall, Lahi.
I
Radiance radiant radiant now. Yo listen J. These aren't just regular radiance. Well, this is a pro player
I'm ready. I swear. It's a pro player is currently in tier one right now
Tier one like franchise like franchise franchise shoo
Cane Zara
He's one of the new genes. I don't know if you know or not. I think I heard of it
and
Yeah, bro. It's came bro. So yeah, yo, boss. Can I get the invite to the lobby or y'all just gonna jerk off?
Was good
You'll recently even tap it in with the video with the video games a I like that low-key. I'm my gamers
Do you like Iron War?
Uh, I like both. I like both.
I like both. Nice.
Kane Zera, okay. He plays for...
What team? Envy?
Yeah, Envy. Envy.
And he's got a Gojo PFP on Twitter, man.
It might be GG's, bro.
No, no, no. Don't be like that. Don't be like that.
We're still gonna win.
I mean, Kane is good, but...
Okay, so we have a Radiant number 4,
and we have a Radiant 24.
Holy shit, Jay. This shit's gonna get wicked gang. I'm not gonna lie
We have a radiant four and we have a pro player. That's tier one right now
Yes, it doesn't get better than this bro. It doesn't get better than this. I'm not gonna lie
I hear you though. We're gonna need you like all but you're the fucking chosen one, dude
So what a listen, bro, you already know I didn't have to say it. I didn't even say you already know, okay?
Jay, is it okay if I go take a piss before we get to the segment or drop the piss myself?
You're good, don't worry about it.
Also, chat, what is the map that me and Jay did the best on?
What's up, bro?
Ready to get demolished?
Yo, we need defending first.
You're gonna be on water or be on three?
It's be on three, be on three.
So that's just be on three.
The rules now.
Be on three.
You saw what you got on those last guys, bro?
No, no.
It wasn't fair, but whatever.
Be on three.
We're doing it.
Be on three.
And Jay, come on, defend.
And we have to defend it first.
First, then we do like both pick a map and what we do and also
Doing the maps we get the maps and we get the funny first. Why are that?
And also before we start you guys both of you have 50 HP by summertime
Okay, there's no scissor I'll show the side
Both you guys right now say on my life on the lobby. We will not change that. We're both
We're facing it. We're both a lot of face. I see y'all. I've seen y'all
I've seen y'all do those little Jason the ween side peeks with your eyes. I see that shit
All right, yo, Jay, I'm gonna take a piss. All right, I don't know
Start doing your fucking Hulk smash. I don't know
I think it's all right. I'm gonna show the water bottle to so I'm gonna be back
Fucking guy, bro, I think she's good at the game. It's got things he's fucking good at the game
It's got a perm to bro like mode you can turn this around. I'm gonna check
This is good at the game
this way take a picture live summertime July 1st I will lose this way wait chat is Juan hopping on redda
because if he hops on redda he's gonna lose your law what up bro are we playing right now no
Mooda went to take a piss bro but just okay okay warm up a little big crack your fingers
you're gonna need a buddy oh
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, you fucking ready, babe?
Yo, everything in our life is nuts and shit.
Yo, can y'all both get the fuck out, bro?
You have a rank 4 and a tier 1 pro player warming up to first place.
Dumbass.
You were able to play for 5 minutes.
I'm not gonna sit here and do nothing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to fucking do something with your 17 year old dopamine fried bread.
Exactly.
You're crying about it for no reason.
17 year.
I'll be damned to lose to a 17 year old.
Well, I was 17, bro.
I didn't even want to know what I was in at 17, though.
17 on a video.
30 years old by Thomas and H. I'm 30.
Well, is like one-sided only?
Yep.
One-sided only.
What do I play?
What do I play here?
Yo, can you walk a cat and like, like, three of you?
Just cat and then you can go, yeah, no, you can't,
you, yeah, yeah.
What?
We can like push three.
Like, if you go cat, we can go like, three to heaven,
right?
the
how is your days bro how are you all days
she can't be cussing dude you're too young
he's a seventeen
seventeen
can't cuss dude
okay you wanna tell about your uh... you wanna tell uh... jason about your
your allegations that happened or no?
Yo yo what the fuck are you talking about bro?
What's wrong here?
What the fuck's wrong with you bro?
Try to get into his head a little bit Jay, you know what I'm saying?
Fuck him up real quick.
Your allegations, yeah.
Oh bro, you didn't even want to fucking know.
Alright, those who know.
Alright.
Uh, Muda, have you told Jason about your favorite sushi yet?
Favorite what?
What?
Let's play.
Let's play the game.
No!
How about we talk about our favorite sushi's?
I like California rolls.
Muda, what do you like?
I don't care.
I like dynamite rolls.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I like I like dynamite rules.
Is this true chat?
Stop, Jay. Don't press on any links for the next 30 minutes and I put it on my life and I put it on your life.
So you said that you're a hamster.
No, I did not. I did not say the n-word. I'm telling you though. Just no clips for the next 30 seconds, please.
anyway we gotta lock it anyway we gotta lock it anyway all right let's go let's go let's go
are you still green by the way you like to turn red for this one I'm not going to
YJ you might as well you might as well have a red Hulk in this one I don't know how to
turn red I don't think I unlocked that one yet
What in the fuck!
What am I actually playing bro, this is not a real game bro, I actually just got a good
one.
What is that?
I'm not going to lie bro, they are just fix that shitty ass kid that I'm keeping
above it for you guys, it's just terrible.
Yeah, I don't know what was my mo character doing with it.
Yo you know what we should do bro, we should bring our fucking judge or some
shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know I'm gonna do the same shit he just did on me. I'm gonna do the same shit you did on me
Okay, okay, I'm gonna vulnerable them. Oh my god. I'm you both yo J
Holy shit. This might be the smartest shit we've ever done in our life ready. Why don't we make a step plays like this before?
J.D.O get that, J.A.D.
I can't shoot with a gun!
Hahahahahaha.
Oh no.
No!
J.A.D.O!
Oh my god, I can't shoot with a gun!
Oh my god.
What is that?
Okay, I can't shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
We still won, we still won, we still won, we still won.
We still won, we still won.
Yo, it's a B-03.
Yo, we need at least two on this half, J.
At least two on this half.
I'm fucking left click to shoot bro. I have fucking I can't do this to disable me. I don't understand
I'm dead, bro
That's it
I mean, bro, I just deadass don't even know, bro.
Why are we playing up, bro?
Stop playing up, bot.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
What are you playing like iron right now?
I mean, I don't know what you guys are going to fucking do.
You're rank one, bro.
You know what, bro?
You're fucking right.
Play with confidence, man, like you played every other game.
Honestly, you're fucking right.
I don't know why I haven't been doing this already.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go.
Let's go let's go let's go let's go
Yeah, I like it I like it you know play back play back play back. You're right. You're right. Let's play back
Yes
A
It's a shock that jade it's like
Yeah, I hit him one 40 you can't one he's literally TPing up across my fucking screen
was the other the game replayed yes yes so how the fuck can you not track her
then he's just double-slided he's just double-slid on me
big three four ww place bro okay okay well this is definitely scrapped place
slow bro what do you mean we can win this okay you know what I'm gonna do what
you did to us no the key the key the key I'm gonna jump on them with a
shorty and I'm gonna kill all of them
well they're double shotguns though they're double shotgun don't die to a
fucking night don't you fucking dare to get out of the log
Oh, you're pussy you're pussy you're pussy
Okay, you know what we have a strap now we have a shot now we have a shot now no Jason
You know what we have a shot now we have a shot now we have a shot now we have a shot now
Listen, they love to be shot guns. They make good. All they do is just sit there with fucking shotguns
Play from literally 10 miles away, and you know
On top of that bro, I'm smoking them off, I'm smoking them off.
I'm smoking them off, I'm smoking them off.
You can fucking play here bro, how do you even counter?
Bro, pick a duelist, pick someone bro, pick someone, pick a duelist, pick a duelist, pick a duelist.
Jaws, fuck you, you'll be lost.
Oh my god, yes! Yes, bro! Why did we not pick this?
Okay.
Okay.
Are you locked in, Jay?
I've been locked in, bro. Like, I had more kills than you last game.
Is that an actual alien?
What are you, bro? What are you doing on your webcam, bro?
I can't see that.
I'm doing it. I'm literally just myself.
I wonder if I have time to use two flashes bro.
GLURP! GLURP!
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. This is the one. Lock in.
Alright, here we go. Back up! Back up! Back up! Back up!
We're just going to fucking pull out this. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes.
What's your like what do you have like what do you know you know what you should get in the smoke and flash out
Well, I don't think there's a smile I'm playing back Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly
I'm gonna wait for the smoke to fade. They're actually trying, bro.
Hey, I mean, are you shooting your fucking gun, dude? Someone blinded me.
They don't even have a blind character. What do you mean someone blinded you? They don't even have a blind character.
character. Did you blind yourself? You fucking blinded yourself. I mean Jay, I know I'm ranked
one bro but we're versing like dead ass like pro players. I just want to get one more ball
feet next game. They're literally just using shotguns and running in and fucking TPing,
bashing
I mean like what the fuck is that? Like actually what is that bro?
I'll site bro
It's not I'll site it's not I'll site
What?
I can TP back bro.
I can TP back.
I got re- I got re-smoking a bit. I got re-smoking a bit.
I got re-smoking a bit.
Nice.
BANG!
Just like that. Just like that.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
I look, he lit them up.
What's y'all? What did you hit him for?
54 on neon.
84 on fucking windows.
Yo, this is what we're gonna do, we're gonna one way bro and we're gonna fight them off
the one way, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, yo Molly this right
away, off the wall, bouncing off the wall, this wall and hit it here, okay.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
What?
Yo, I don't know where the fuck that guy just came from.
relax what are you doing actually thought I could angle angle in
oh what are you fucking doing Jay are you serious I got I got I got greedy I
got greedy but but the thing is like I don't care if they're fucking platinum or
if they're ranked one like I'll still play the same like that's that's how I am
But I might try to play a little bit more passive now
Okay, okay. Okay, I'll win one way again, but they can't do shit. No, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, none out, bro, but play far so you can't do that the fuck he did last time
hold from afar bro, what the fuck even was that shit?
I saw him.
Oh, what?
This is this is like bro. Yo, yo. Oh, we're sniping. How do we know you're on that box? Oh
What's this use? Oh, thank you. Tell us. What's that? How do we know he's behind that box? Yeah, that's shit, man
I don't know what you want me to do in that position. I'm gonna be honest. I
Mean bro, I just don't understand like what are they doing different than us?
They're fucking triple dashing sliding across the map
I can't wait to get dropped after fucking team for fucking me yo, I'm not on a fucking team dumbass. There's a reason why
How do you expect that you don't expect that
Like bro!
Like I mean like what do I even do dude?
Like I mean what do I do? What do I do here? Like what is this?
Yeah!
Like what is that?
Oh my bad dude, it's like my dick off right there, not funny.
Like what is that? What am I supposed to do?
I still need to get in there.
Like what do we do bro like yeah feel fine feel fine like how are you rank one like you're not even like you're not even we're not even hanging
We're actually not even hanging at all. Bro it's like that's just a pro player bro like I don't know what to say that's a pro player in a rank four
But rank one like come on bro like have they even hit rank one?
Have they ever hit rank one? Be honest.
Some bros here knows it's not part of what moved us.
Can't hit rank one on multiple accounts.
Like, what now? Is it over?
I was just like, I was like, it literally is. It's not like, like, wrong. Like, what the fuck...
Yeah, if we get in there and subbing Rosa 3d2 like we would
Yeah, you want to be too skirmish so those two to skirmish like no abilities or nothing. Yeah, you know what we should do that
Yeah, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. No
Yeah, I think it costs a good cause he could cause a good cause he could cause he could cause he could call
I said you can call. I said you can call. Okay.
They want to fucking do some bullshit. Okay.
I mean, bro, chat, like, they just, they play this game every day, eight hours a
I'm gay, bro.
Damn it.
Damn it, bro.
Alright, come on.
This is straight aim.
This is literally just still over here.
I think everybody past diamond has the same aim to be honest with you.
Agree or disagree?
Dude, I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
there's disagree
do not allow to look at your fuck you know you look so chopped with this
green shit on your face though
you have filters on your camera your nose is fucking ginormous
you know i don't even know why you're on my nose my nose is not even that big dude
i swear to god if you turn this side you might actually smack me on accident
get off my dick
wait are you guys like, is there only rifles in shorty?
I mean, honestly can we just please
No shorthy, no shorthy, no shorthy
Okay okay
Thinked
Wow, look at that, without these shitty ass abilities you just get fucked off
No dashes, no kills
No abilities, no dash, no weird bullshit, you guys get fucked
oh my god you're gonna tell someone oh my god it's actually
embarrassing all king terrible you guys just abused the most broken agents in
the fucking game of shotguns
this guy's worse than the guy you just killed when you got the shit
Lightwork
Oh my god, it's actually 1v2 by Jason the fucking ween
Rank one rank four and a pro player
Oh my god
You guys really need abilities no double-dash no kill
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Nice. That's right. Right. Right. Right. Right.
Bro, get the fuck out of my fucking lobby!
Right, look at the right. Right, look at the right.
Right, look at the right.
Bro, ain't over yet, Rick. Come on.
Oh Jason oh my if you win this I'll get million dollars
Come on bro
We're talking all the first time bro come on
Fuck your fucking shit bitch. Yo big life is never heard to say one word bitch. Where you at I?
Just got double penetrated from both sides. That's a bad people
Don't why you bullets seven three run the same fucking team J you fucking sit eyes fuck. What are you talking about bro?
I'm not even talking about you
Oh
Get the fuck out of my lobby
I told you Jay, bro, it's just these shitty ass abilities. I haven't adapted to him yet
All right, if you're gonna be this confident make it up to you three
Oh
I swear he's gonna go right through all this stuff.
He just didn't switch it up, this guy just couldn't do the same thing, nice job.
Yo where he is.
Yeah, right side, right side.
Yo yo, you're the best, bro.
Get the fuck out of my fucking vlog, bro.
You're nice on that thing.
It's not happening.
That's just you Rayleigh shit, boy.
It's all AIM.
It's all me.
80, 80, 80, 80.
80 on the fucking flying bitch.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
You know where I'm at, right?
That's it.
No, I'm nervous, bro.
Like, you got me when I'm nervous on the skirmishes.
Without my abilities, you got me, bro.
They're doubling up.
They're doubling up now.
They're doubling up now.
They're doubling up now.
And plus, I was just judge-only.
Like, my rifle is not warmed up yet.
Why not?
I'll have to only have the phone. I'll have to only have the phone on the phone.
Yeah, yeah. Now I'm getting warmed up again.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. They're living pretty nice again.
W.
I
Sorry, bro, I should have one that broke one nine eight lucky lucky lucky. You know come on with me come on
Come on. They're gonna be right here. They're gonna be right here. What's your map?
Hey, no 40 bro, we need one round. We need one round
They're gonna be right here, look at your map, they're gonna be right there, boy.
You suck, Jay.
Yes!
Don't fuck out of my lobby, man!
You guys are big!
I love your die-bound, man!
You got it.
Rank 4, rank 4, rank 4, and tier 1 professional players.
Chill, chill, chill. Go next map.
Same thing.
Rake 4 and professional tier 1 player and you get the stamming shotguns bro and movement characters
Dead app?
We're having some fun, the rifle wasn't warmed up, go and see
I jade coffee for one more bro, let's take it home and go
Do we take it home and say we beat it?
Or we guys can bitch out again, it's all good
I don't know, I don't know
Ok I put money on it then
Like a different map?
Not on B
it I'll put money on it you look look how will we take away that we'll give you
that map and we'll go B03 you got your god damn money fucking stuff on like
cna we'll put money that look like a wanna leave basically like you guys
already won it they want to fucking they want to play their ability
champions again they want to get their their conference back no well we won
Amdals we won't ask us to ask us to ask us what do we do? What should we do?
Should we just leave the be a one or?
I'm just saying take the win bro
What's your chest in?
I said saying do it run it don't be a pussy run it, but I don't know I trust your chat more bro
What is your chesting brother saying take the win peace peace?
B01, a B01, a B01 with gaming or a PO3.
Wait, you let me get a 1v2 in.
That's embarrassing.
He did some nice shots, bro.
Truly.
Muda has his 9 ping.
He got the best of me with his 9 ping.
Muda also is a rank 1 on two different regions.
So good player, Muda.
But you're abusing your 9 ping against my little 50.
It's all good.
Classic ping.
Jason played well.
Jason actually played well.
Muda was using his 9 ping stuff.
Thank you, brother.
I'm giving you Jason, like you call me, I've got her some of the shots.
Thank you bro.
Thank you.
Yeah, she's calling me.
She's calling me.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, can I hear you in game?
Yeah, yeah.
Talk, talk.
Yo, hold your mic down.
Yo, go.
They can hear me?
Hey y'all some sorry ass booty cheeks.
Hey, hey, Pickle and King, y'all would say Bucky is better, eh?
Hey!
Oh you know what?
No, get your scene on.
Get your scene on.
What?
Get your scene on.
I'm just happy that I know that I know that I'm not going to lie it's dude for a
second for a small second I lost hope right but you guys are just abusing
okay wait wait I have to say something I'm not gonna like throw shots at anyone
but Muda go look at your performance I had all of my performance what was he
didn't even play bad yeah we're gonna be at 10 to 3 7 8 what's wrong with that
oh it's like but so I was forming the weak link I was farming what I was
forming the rain
Like you be like I be you
You be to us, but I be you so I mean I still won we still won hey
your pity win
Your pity be a one win
Hey GGs man. I did tell him I said GGs bro. He's gonna be spent
Jason said Jason Jason says he has a fucking terrible his own voice. It's fucking time. He won't he left. Yo
DJ's dull
Hey, I got a shower bro. I got a crazy shower segment bit but brewing right now
Wait, you're gonna shower on stream. Yes, bro. Really?
Okay, okay, I will be there we've got you. All right. All right, bro. Hey, thank you for the games man. That was fun
Oh, thank you, bro. Take care. Hey, stay safe. All right, bro
Yo John
Dude, I feel disgusting oh my god, I feel fucking disgusting like I feel like
There's John man
Gonna need a lot of soap yeah, yeah, please bro, please
these. John pulled up. John's about to scrub your bag. What? Let's see if I turn yellow,
Jack. Oh, yeah, shower set in the right. Yes. You put the camera in with the phone.
I
But why you know, I gotta hop in the shower
Well, I guess yeah, then I guess go bro later. I'm a male up. Let's be stupid. I'm not
Oh my god
I
Send him back to fucking geometry class with that one
Okay, my mind was body paint Mayo is actually fucking disgusting that is disgusting
Like genuinely that is fucking like, like, like, like, it was bro, like, all right.
Oh shit. Oh shit, shit, shit.
Wait, before you even show your new basketball runs at mom, and the green shit,
what the fuck are you doing I'm stretching bro why should I do some
basketball runs or no so I hit it with a little hook smash finisher or no we good
yes
people. Oh okay. But I'll be back as soon as I'm sweating. I forgot she said you can't sweat in this.
Wait she says I can't sweat it? Yeah not this one. Wait why are you sticking my skin?
No because it's a hybrid water and oil base or whatever. So if I sweat what happens? It'll
like a good amount of it will come off. Oh my god my seat. Oh okay. Bro they gotta see,
bro you gotta see the texture on camera. Did you swap yet? Wait I need to swap.
Well, I feel like I'm about to shit myself.
Fuck.
Macha, man.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I could fuck around it and go and go to L.A. Fitness.
Should I?
Were you soft?
No, no.
Man.
There you go.
You can try it, fuck you.
Bro.
Macha, pull.
They're not letting you wild, bro.
That's discrimination.
You can try it.
Bro.
Mazzo pull! They're not letting you wild, bro. That's discrimination.
Heh.
My bro, I feel disgusting.
Oh my god, I'm in the Maybag, it's crazy. I would have to Uber.
Oh, I forgot about that. I would have to Uber, but, dude, what? Can I even get an Uber with you?
I could get an Uber.
I mean, just go full, like...
Swap in, flip, like, zip up.
All right, well, damn, never mind, bro.
I guess they don't fuck with the green damn guy.
Let's get the shower in, girl.
Come on.
All right.
All right.
So you don't want to see me shower so bad, right?
Bro, your keyboard is false.
I know.
Hey, new mouse.
Show the shoe.
You can't use the Lysol wipes.
On you?
Oh, no, I'm not thinking.
Wait, I don't need your Lysol wipes.
All right.
Wait, show the shoe.
Yeah, I'm about to.
It's just where he's playing by friends.
Look at WAA's face card, everything.
Damn, bro.
He's a monster, man, bro.
We might have to bring this back sometime this year.
Oh, no, it's coming off.
Oh, this is such a bitch.
Oh my god, getting this office skin is gonna be sick.
Bro, I'm telling you, he's gonna be yellow, bro.
He had, like, a ruby elbow?
No.
I was gonna say that he needs, like, a makeup remover,
a makeup light remover.
Does he not have like a like a loofah or anything to use like to scrub it off?
Oh yeah huh.
His dumbass is gonna use the hard side of the sponge.
Yo you have a sponge or anything?
Uh, not a towel.
He uses a hand towel.
The hand towel?
That bitch better turn green, bro.
That's long.
Yeah, I don't want you to- Eww!
I just need to be coming up again.
Oh my God! It's still on!
I want you to hold on a second.
Should we play some music or not?
Yeah, I know a song that Rihanna sang.
Sex with me feels amazing.
Eww!
I'm not going to come in there barefoot.
I'm not going to come in there barefoot.
I'm not gonna come in there barefoot never mind
These are all those
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's a jitty entire space, bro.
Wait, your height is too long.
Oh, you're right here.
Stop saying plums.
It's coming off?
I mean, I don't know though, from the android.
Like...
Like, I'm green, my hands are more than all my hands.
Well, you don't even rub that shit off of you?
Huh?
Let me praise that you want me to take it off for you like really it's not that on your face, too
Wait, my back is good. No, it's like greenish shit
Wait, I feel my face is good. No, like I don't know the answer
It looks like you're like mad tired, you know
They clean it
Oh my God.
Okay, you're both.
Yeah, maybe I should take more.
Yeah, okay.
Now that's us.
Right here.
Lacey, I might need your help, girl.
I'm gonna shower on me.
Rub on back, maybe.
Is there anything on that?
Yeah, I got you a little.
Yeah, you got you, bro.
Yeah, you got you, bro.
I'll never let you get it.
All right.
What about you, bro?
I knew you would get it.
I got you, bro.
What's happening when you buy Rolex?
Okay.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Turn around and let's see.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know, let me see.
Maybe you're late, but you got that.
That's when we go amazing.
Alright, that's bad, that's bad.
And, yeah.
I feel like the ladies though, like I don't need to open up too much like, because I don't
wear socks, these nice pants and shit.
Maybe a year or two.
A year?
Yeah.
This scrubber here.
Oh, jeez.
I got it right now.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, that's a W to the chapter.
Enjoy the job, sir.
Oh, they said back of ladies, let me see.
Turn around.
Yeah, the back of ladies.
Let me see that towel.
Oh, yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah, the back of the...
Let me see that song.
Oh my god.
Awesome.
Oh my god.
Shoo!
Shoo!
Shoo!
Oh my god, I can't hear it on the TV.
Is this soul?
I don't know.
Fuck, bro!
I can't hear. Here, let me get you back a little bit, can you?
Oh, what the fuck? How functioning.
Thanks, Joe.
Alright, turn. Turn right.
Wait, come back, come close to us.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, look at this, look at this.
Hey, what the fuck, bro?
Okay, I think I'm good at very few others.
Are you just a fuck?
But, I think I'm good at, you know,
maybe a little face wash after this?
What are you thinking?
I think it's good, bro.
I think it's good.
I think it's good.
Yeah, you're like dirty salad next to your fucking hand
and with a breath.
The body is something.
Shit, bro.
I mean, when I clean my bathroom a little,
I don't want to make it up, bro.
Damn, bro, I really melted.
Holy shit.
It should probably be out in the hot air shower,
for a steam.
Not a water race, I'd love to chill on it.
Oh, look at that, bro.
Look at that, it's like fucking French food.
It's like, well, Macho Man is dead, Macho Man dies.
Woo, shit, that head.
Okay.
I can't know what, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Yeah.
Can you go to my cell phone?
Am I good?
I'm good, bro.
I'm chillin'.
I thought it would make me yellow.
Wow.
I thought it would make me yellow.
I thought it would make me yellow.
I thought it would make me yellow.
Well
You take the camera bro, what do you mean take the camera? You're gonna go change
Alright bro, I'll just stand here there
Oh my god, what you scared of you know, I saw it shit like we didn't see this in Ireland
Retweets I know there's a good retreat in there
I feel naked without your hat. Yeah, it was good, bro. What does it like it will look good
but I'm saying it was good like obviously you can see like the hairs starting to go you without a
hat bro. I'm fucking with it. It's gonna take like six months though. In like a month it's gonna
look so fucked up because like the parts that didn't get transplanted are gonna be long
Then like this part's gonna be shorter still wait so the the ones that just got implanted hair it takes longer
It doesn't go back to normal hair growth like the time was like
Like after six months it starts do you just say finish our while doing a hair transplant I mean do you need that no, huh?
I'm gonna start taking it in like a month because it'll prevent me from losing any more hair. Yeah
Otherwise this will stay and then I'll have like random ballspots behind the transplant. Yeah, like I'll keep receiving or whatever
Now to sum up Vanessa right and say your transplant and we did both
Wait, you're taking it normal
Like I mean, I mean it's about as yellow as yeah, that's I'm saying I don't think it's skin tone
He's already I guess you like green a little but you just look like a little
There's like you of like green
You do fear mongering me bro. I thought I was
Like I scrubbed my
Wow, it's like most you're trying to turn into us bro
I was gonna turn yellow
But well, I don't I mean, I don't think it's hurt anymore. It's like painting myself
Yeah, exactly that's
What the fuck are y'all talking about, man?
What a fucking segment. What a fucking day, man.
What a fucking day.
What a movie of a day.
Oh, shit.
Sucks in me.
I need a new mousepad, huh?
Disgusting.
Oh, earings.
I will get it for you.
Generational. Generational sex.
Sex with me so amazing.
Balls, ball, chill. That's my crown.
That's my crown bro pick an alpha for T why segment
Wait, should I get tar yummy a gift could yeah, but yeah, you're right
yeah no I'm not getting here yet. Wait, do you feel like a club?
I'm kind of sort of. You want to come? I can't. Oh yeah. Well I can't but I want to.
I don't want to risk it. Wait, wait John, can you put this in for me?
Yeah. I'm going to order you a new mo stud. I hope you can keep going with the one that you should.
We have one. Use the phase one, bro. I don't care anymore.
Okay.
I
What where's the clamp on the bag or just goes does it this one just goes in that hole oh
Yeah, yeah, this one's a little with CS house. I'm not going to OS. Yes, I was a baby. Yeah
Isn't it in like a cardboard box or something
What is this milk? I need him so bad
No, yeah, that's quick so just push his heart
Make sure her a clue
That's right this one
New account Jesus no we got four years
I was into a party. You got hot jam. Yeah, we got mad content, bro. Yeah, that's a grown man. Yeah, I'm a straight man
Thank you, Barry
You could look he just needs it
Oof, oof, oof, holy shit.
Hosting a mummest lobby?
Redify updates.
Why do I hear ADAPT?
ADAPT!
I hear you, bro!
Yes!
Am I what?
No, I I'm not green anymore
You trying to form an edit with your sexy ass
Damn bro
Thank you, bro
Damn bro
poking through the draws I mean the sweats and everything man like what would
you do today? I just went and did cardio. Oh I know what you're trying to do, which I look good for tonight. Are we going crazy or what?
Trust me, I'm gonna have a snatch like camera hell.
Wait, how many am I reds are you thinking the Jason's gonna let off tonight?
Bro, I'm about to go
No, hey, you see that my rocker wheels headed John wait, let me see the cogeas
That was actually that was
Yeah, like oh my god, I was fired
You know me that was fire and it is this one on the outside the wheel
But it's finally like to the point where I can work out we see where it won't fuck it up
Nah, that's been fun.
What you about to do?
Um, smash it, girl.
You doing that content?
Nah, content just got done with a 2v2 of Aliborant.
You know, the game were shit.
It was green for a moment of time.
I saw it.
They painted your fulls.
Yeah.
How'd it feel?
Familiar?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, not at all?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, not at all.
But whatever, I'm feeling good, man.
Honestly, I'm feeling so good to the point where I already know what fit I'm going to
put on for tonight.
Like, I've been brainstorming the fit.
I've been brainstorming the fit since this morning.
Really?
Yeah.
I was looking at my closet, staying in the middle of my closet, just looking around.
You're not going to throw that bullshit again, are you?
No, no, no bullshit.
Like, I'm about to...
Like, there's going to be an IG story that comes up tonight.
Bro, let's do a little picture before you get too drunk.
And then I'll put it on the IG story.
You started it'll be like damn bro. W fits. This is good face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm down to get fitted. Yeah
I bet we got to put on a slide together. Yeah
Okay, so I'm gonna go with ghillie and move so you want to go that's all for us
Are you drinking? Yeah?
You know see how we're see like how red are we talking we gonna show bro
I don't I don't go in saying like I'm gonna get fucked up. I go in saying whatever happens happens. You know I'm saying
Okay, yeah, that's normally what I do. Yeah, but I always get yeah
What do you think of the airline though? I say NMS and said W airline. I was getting mad long
So I just shortened it up here. You see most get an airline. Oh, you got artificial airline
but I went to fucking
Turkey and artificially
Integrated into his air. Yeah, you got some you got some good airlines now. They said W. Erlon
Yeah, I gotta texturize it. I'm gonna go jump in the sauna eat this and that. Oh, yeah
You really try to look good for the night. What the fuck? This is just what I do
So you're like that you already sweat everything out. I'm gonna go in the sauna
I'm so even more so you can get a chooseable job
No, I just have a sauna. So when I finish working out, I go sit in there. It's just free recovery
I'm not doing that. I've seen you work. What's the call undefeated and push-up fade you took down would you beat?
Yeah, he's tough too. Have you met your match on that yet or not?
You know, I'm gonna go undefeated until I spin back on the diamonds in this year
Really see and see if I can
How are you just so like how do you have that much strength in for just push-ups?
Because I have a cheat code.
Like you know you can train calisthenics. It's confusing.
We're the PT's out in the chat. Where does this where the strength come from?
Now you know it is I mean I do push-ups, but I also like before my workouts
I hit like that's some shit like I you would think someone who trains trains strictly calisthenics does.
I do do calisthenics.
No, you lift weights. I lift weights but before after before a lift I hit tricep dips
Ab crunches and pull-ups every day
You are also 5'3 above 30, I forgot
And I beat you might be 150 if I threw this on you
Are you dumb, bro? Have you not seen the Jason and Lee push-up viral training?
I did see you got some, uh, thirst traps because of the push-up. Shit.
I mean listen, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna catch you later. We're pumping out.
Man, I'm gonna see you later.
Alright, you want to leave with me giving a move?
Yeah, what time?
I'm probably gonna try to make it there no later than 10 30.
I bet that's perfect timing.
Don't put that bullshit on again.
If I'm popping out, I would not put it in any book.
The first time, the only time I went to a party and put motion on was Brugs' party.
And that's because San Diego is such a far drive.
I wanted to be comfy in the car.
Okay, that's fair.
Wait a minute, you did it.
Okay, bro. I'm gonna catch you, alright?
Alright, bro.
Later on in a minute.
Peace, dude.
go get a gift I'm not getting a gift bro what is actually the point
reactions so we we don't got reaction we don't have much reactions
I'm not going to stream up the party among us Lobby why YBG say
Yo, Josh, thank you for the 10 gifted.
What actually is this?
What, what, what is going on, man?
Genuinely, what's going on?
Come on, look.
Your time is done.
Josh, they brought 10.
Give it up.
Go to sleep.
I'm just gonna sit down.
The way you walk, the way you act down for me
Among Us?
Alright, should I try and get a crazy Among Us lobby going?
Hold on, let me see.
Oh, watch, we'll get the speed check in a minute.
Oh my god, Mario's on!
The subject started to come off thirty six kilometers an hour
Here we have the water flies through there. No problem there
We're good
Gartic phone with OSES is OSES live chat
You know my mind
You know my OSES not a single OSES member is live
Go shop for a fit. I'm not shopping for a fit. They're dead asleep. I'm not going to the house.
Redify is live
What
Anything just try game on this
Yo, and me just no room for error. Let me know if you trying to run among us
And we lost Alexander as well. That's gonna be it for this team.
So, two and a scar on the way down.
And it's a slightly different design with those wheels bigger and slightly angled out as well.
And it's certainly leading to some speed at the top of the course.
Oversteal works, landing okay, but just starting to wobble.
They've got to try and keep it straight if they possibly can.
The island is navigated and they're getting slightly better here on the road.
Let me know if you're trying to run away from over the bone, Rattler.
And it's certainly Rattler to the bones, didn't it?
Look at that, the front wheel starts to wobble like this.
They can't hold it.
Say less.
I'm gonna cook one up.
But it's not the finish that Zoot and Scarbe are looking for.
One of the most spectacular offs that they've seen.
Stay on. I'm gonna cook one up.
Okay, let me know.
Let's see let's go down the list x you see
Jack she looks like a kid in my role
Yo, you look like a kid you want to run and among among us lobby or nah, let me know
beautiful chat you know I did your snacks ready my check up there
well I like this is nice but this is weird yo you know what he's next
hold on black boy max we did do a string real I forgot that check out
I mean he's doing the stream first ever stream
He's doing the stream with a girl. Who's our yasuar?
Joe is playing the game already Marlin
Oh, that's your body game. Oh my god, bro. You're trash. Holy shit. Never do that shit again.
God damn, bro. RDC? Oh, hold on.
You trying to run among us
Hashtag add you can try liars bar lobby. Okay. Okay. Okay extra Emily IRL
Liars bar. Alright, well, so that's us. Tyler Warren. E-Rob. E-Rob, you want to run Liars
Bar
Wait, true
The red liars bar I'm busy right now, bro. They can about the
Stop saying that I'm balding, bro, no friends, it's okay, man.
Fuck, bro.
No content, no friends.
Call YBG.
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm not in bro.
Yo, y'all really need that desperate, y'all really need that desperate for a new pro player?
Yo, yo, invite me to try out.
Come on now.
Is that an actual post?
Mandatory panic YBG call.
Not bad shots.
I
Yo
Hey, bro
Yeah, yeah, it's good bro
Let's be bro. I just ran back to my setup bro cuz I heard the call. Yo, what's coming?
Yo, what you on bro? I'm on that gay time. What you want, bro?
Hey, you know me man. I just been chillin
Yo gay time it too, bro. No, no, no, I'm about to go to a party tonight actually bro
With all the brothers don't get too late, man
I remember they was telling me about the last time you got rid of the party, bro. What are you talking about?
Bro bitch last time you got so late. They was all telling me
Face time me all them all them. Oh
Everyone bro everyone they were like, bro Jason get too lit right now. You gotta go get him
You go crazy
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna ask you of my birthday May 9th
He worked the calendar. I want you to be there because you weren't there last time
Oh, I'm gonna be there, bro. I'm gonna be there
nice nice okay bet um what you've been on bro like i'm seeing you in the water
i've been on my chudge shit bro wait are you coming here on the 19th or the 18th
18th like you like the 18th bro 9 a.m. 9 a.m. on 18th yep wait we gotta we gotta go back to the club
We gotta go back to the club, bro.
I get to go.
Hey, it's work on me.
Hey, no, it's work on me, bro.
It is.
18th could be a movie.
18th could be a movie.
Bro, come on.
Night of the 18th, hit the club ski, bro.
18th is a Wednesday.
Who's clubbing on a Wednesday?
Look at us.
Come on, bro.
Let's set it down, bro.
Let's set it down.
But what day do you leave?
24th.
I think early on the 24th.
OK, OK, OK.
So I'm not there.
Pick him up from the airport, I'm not picking him up.
Oh, do that, bro.
Come on, bro.
No one was to drive me to 9 AM, bro.
It's OK, man.
Come on, bro.
It's OK.
Pick up on the May busy.
Wait, have you been in my May back?
No, I haven't been in the May busy, bro.
I need to see the light.
I need to see the light.
Bro, I'm excited.
I'm tan, bro.
Let's do something.
It's gonna be lit.
Bro, I need to hop in the maybe.
I need pictures, too, bro.
Oh, my god.
It's gonna be lit.
PPP.
It's gonna be a movie, bro.
I'm not picking him up at 9 AM, bro.
I got a light outside shooting.
Holy chopped.
That's good, bro.
Yes.
Yes.
But I'm gonna be honest, I called you because I'm no content, bro.
Nothing to do.
That's a pretty useful move.
Bro, what's new, bro?
Hey, just another day of the life.
I'm all right.
You know, should get going or should get another podcast going?
Bro, I'm gonna, hold on.
Let me kick my feet up, bro.
I bet, I bet.
I don't got any draws on, though.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's fucking do it, dude.
I'm excited.
Let's add the chop niggas.
Okay, okay, I start out of people, start out of people.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You gonna have to okay the ads, okay?
All right.
First ad.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, can you make me the leader?
You, why you wanna be part of the leader?
Yo.
Can you make me the leader?
Uh, yeah, hold on.
How do I do that?
Oh, make group owner?
Okay, there we go.
All right.
You're the group owner, okay?
with one
uh...
uh... you told him next time
i guess you're not a man of
great now we know your character not a man of your word bro
uh... next time i said a video game had a discord call bro
now we know your character bro you said that last time bro
you don't want anybody who's still on the come up road you need to use on the
made it
well well
Oh, it's not even that time at all, bro. You know, can you go like, all right, you gotta keep out of people?
Who's we getting?
Hmm
Um, I could have poked you mean her friends. You could you could?
Because me and her friends are discord
You you definitely could all right. Let me out. Let me out the guys
I
Want to who's up
Yeah
This is a og squad in it, bro og squad, bro
Yeah, brother. Oh guapa
It's a og squad nothing more nothing less bro nothing more nothing less with the og
squad. Zero pickups. Who's here,
bro? Zero fucking pickups.
What's that? What's that?
Alright, but hold on. Wait, that
was crazy. No wonder. Hey, you
wanted to start kicking niggas,
bro. Alright, I got some more
people to add, bro. Same, bro.
No. Come on. Come on. Come
Not fuck with you gang cuz come on Calorado somehow cuz what you did to her
What I did to her what you I did her what you
Handed to me to do okay
I think you've gassed it for months bro, she mentioned
Why'd you move angle, bro?
Oh, I'm not hitting it that
I said, let's get something going here.
AJ!
That boy looking good!
Who is he?
What are you doing, bro?
Hey guys!
Dude, there's no way I got a pimple off that green shit.
Who cares? We're all chopped.
What is he? Is he looking good,
bro? What are you looking at?
Who is he? I'm just trying to be myself.
I got everybody.
Oh, man, dude.
Bro, we three shot niggas, man. Come on, bro.
We three shot niggas at the club.
It's the year where I'm ascending.
Oh.
Yo Jay.
Jay, I'm not gonna lie.
We partying tonight, bro?
No, without me!
No, without me guys.
I'm not gonna lie, Jay.
Don't let me party.
Cause I'm not leaving.
I'm not leaving a party without 20 girls by my side.
Off screen, 20v1.
Say that!
Bro, that was Jason at the club the other night,
bro.
Remember?
Why you started laughing and looking away at the camera?
What the fuck?
I don't know, bro.
You weren't on a 20v1?
Bro, I'm going on an off-stream 20v1.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
That's crap, bro.
Am I in line with AJ?
Was that at the club?
Did you tell any of the club stories?
No.
I'm here, bro.
You're there.
Bro, I'm not even going to do that to him, bro.
No, you can tell us in the camera.
What?
I'll slow it.
You're doing it.
I'll slow it.
I'll slow it.
You're doing it.
You're doing it.
That's what you do it. This is what I did bro. Okay, so I went to the club. We're having a good night
I can't have a fun waiting for people to come in and shit and then there's a VIP section
I go to VIP section apparently this is girls birthday party or birthday or some shit. I'll go in
I'm just like just fucking around like yo, that's how I take a shot. It's also my friend's birthday to and my friend being
AJ
They were sitting there. They were sitting there. Jay was like yo just go with my lead
I'm gonna tell every girl. It's your birthday
Bro, I was operation feed AJ and my goal was to like I was really fucking
I don't like the operation
Listen, bro, okay, if you can feed yourself, okay, listen, bro, we went to the VIP, I went
to the VIP section with the girl, with the girl's birthday, I was like, yo, it's my friend's
birthday too, y'all are birthday twins, I gotta get my group and him over here, we
all gotta take a shot together because it's y'all's birthday.
And then she's like, okay, yeah, let's do it.
I go to our table I get all the guys. I'm telling AJ like bro. Y'all is y'all's birthday twin
It's your birthday. It's her birthday. Can they didn't get in there and have fun and then boom
Why are you muting? Oh?
Sorry, they're party and jobs. Oh
So then we went in there VIP section
Um
And you sit there and froze and you're like yo Jason let me know when what is he doing?
Just shaking his head. I keep going bro
He stood there and he didn't talk to anyone and then he taught in any tap my shoulder was like yo Jason
Let me know when we're going back to our table. I'll come with you. Okay. No, okay. What were you doing and that?
Okay, I'll say
No, I gave you the biggest law because I was talking no, okay, you did okay
Okay
They're like, oh, we don't have alcohol. So I was like, I'll go get the bottle
From our table and I'll bring it back to this section and boom that gives AJ the ISO. So I go I
Go and I get
What do you mean?
He does
Because low-key after we left the club like I would I felt disappointed because I felt like I let
Like my boys down because it was all hyping me up bro Jason
You left me alone with like bro some of those girls were dead like gorgeous to me and like I've never bro
You said you get you left me alone with the ball and I just let the shot plot go out
Dang you ain't even teaching me how to shoot how to
Like me, bro, I'm a fat disgusting chud but I don't get put in those situations often
Jason left me. I'll just say it Jason left me alone in a VIP room with 15 bad bitches straight up just alone
That is literally the best case scenario.
Let me go.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go.
Obviously, I just stood there, muffled who?
I don't know who you think I am.
You left me.
Bro, like you.
So pick one.
If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
then the fish will live its whole life believing
you stupid.
And let me tell you something.
And I did try talking to those girls.
Jason, I don't know if you see this yourself,
but I noticed this thing, brother.
I tried talking to the girls, they dead looked like I was a fucking like make-a-wish kid.
Like she did ask to talk to me like how a teacher would talk to a kid.
I was like yeah so like how old are you she's like oh I'm turning 23.
And then she just instantly turns around.
Bro I see the same girl talking to you. Bro she's giving you her undivided attention.
She's just like waiting for you to speak. She's looking at you and I. Bro I can't let them talk to me!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
They don't talk to me.
I don't think you understand.
You say it's easy to talk to girls.
I'm trying my best to talk to these girls.
They're not talking to me.
Gang.
You're not in conversation.
Let me go, let me go.
Bro, you asked them questions about things.
You know?
You're not in conversation.
Damn!
You're not in conversation.
Bro, you can bring a horse to water.
You can't teach it how to drink.
But they don't get a thing.
Bro, he don't know like us Jay
It'll be like us, bro. I'm not going in there and raising that this thing agent. You don't have to raise
What?
I was trying to talk out like I was like oh, hey, so
I'm so sorry
I'm telling you Jason bro these girls they like I I feel like I was failing you and failing everyone around me
Dude, I was dead trying my hardest to talk to these girls and dead ass the one girl
I talked to the one that you guys saw me talking to
She had a fucking boyfriend, but you still got her I dido
Yeah, well I first I asked for Instagram she said I can't I have a boyfriend
And then and then I fast forward like we just kept talking and I was like I was like I was like friends
Usually have each other's Instagram. She'll yeah, you're right, and then she gave me her Instagram
But dude, it wasn't that type of vibe.
But Jason, when I saw those girls talking to you,
dead ass, I could see it in their fucking eyes.
They were like hungry lions, bro.
They wanted to eat you.
I think the eyes, bro.
I think I actually see it.
Yo, no, no, no, no.
OK.
Oh, my god.
Stop, stop.
Give him an ego.
No, that is just weird.
Give him an ego!
No!
Oh, my god.
I'm not giving you an ego.
Brother brother this is one word you said one word the whole girl
We were in the we were in the VIP table. I'm talking to them
Nobody's looking at me. Maybe one girl turns around to address me Jason walk in the room say one word
Every girl in that radius turn face them immediately and absorb everything he had to say
That's like there were just like listening to every word you had to say bro. I'm like trying to say hi bro
I did it fuck it's fuck. I'm just chopper. Oh, that's just not even if that was true
Never ever say that in front of this motherfucker
You should be comfortable and confident in your own skin like my
I'm not a guest because you you are talking to me like I'm a god bro. What I'm
You're not a guy dude. You're my chop little insect friend, but I
From an outside perspective brother brother brother. I swear to God these girls dead ass like dude
I don't like like you weren't even trying they were talking to you me. I'm death trying my hardest
I'm trying hard you have to
Are you I would literally just their match
To the match capability broken you got to be in there just be the lights of the party and you
You were in there moving like Duke Dennis not should lot hands in the pockets, bro
That's the girl like that's not your body. You got to play your role
Start dancing
I want to play you. Why did you
the girls was sniping him from
across the club?
Oh my fuck. So you're okay.
We got in there. They were all trying to talk to you every single one of them.
There's like five of them.
Yeah
I'm done. I was the first one to engage in every conversation I had with with a person in that
That's probably true, but I can fix it. I can envision it. There is a guy
Guys I will group a guy's group of girls. It don't matter. I was just in there
Just like trying to just talk to people and have fun brother
Brother if I go up to a group of girls dirt like they're all getting the most disgusted
Like who like this fucking hippo in the club?
It's fucking embarrassing.
That's my-
Hey, that is not a way to look at yourself,
bro, or talk about yourself.
No, no, no, no, but stop.
I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna ascend,
and in three months, we're running it back.
On God!
On God, if I'm leaving the club
with 25 girls by my side.
Bro.
May God kill everybody in this call if I don't.
Oh my God.
You've been watching too much Clive, bro.
You've been watching a little too much.
Yeah, we got it still.
You got to chill, bro.
You got to stand in the goal.
Play at the club.
Don't take that back, Phil.
Don't take that back, Phil.
Don't take it.
No point.
The day's it.
When you were standing, you don't even
want to go to the club, bro.
No, I don't.
Dude, I want to find it.
Dude, like earlier today, bro, I want to find.
Let's get Go-Friends then.
Let's get Go-Friends then.
I want to find a Go-Friend.
Yeah, but my Go-Friend.
We need a Go-Friend.
Come on.
I want to find my goal on Discord.
OK.
Wow.
That's the best place.
Let me get on my computer, you guys wanna play Valorant?
No, no, I put the Valorant.
Okay, well are we gonna party tonight, Jay, or what?
If you wanna go?
Don't party Tom there, don't party Tom there.
Now listen, I'm only gonna party if you party, bro,
cause there's no point in going if you're not going, bro.
I'm playing, yeah.
I'm not going alone, bro.
All right, just text me, bro, cause let me know.
I'm not gonna, I just ate the whole Taco Bell menu,
so I have to go on a run soon.
Jesus.
This is exactly why, bro.
Exactly why what?
How are you going to talk about ascending or improving
yourself, and then you ate the whole Taco Bell menu, you fat
ass?
Because!
300 milligrams of fucking red truth high.
Yeah, you're just thinking red.
Bro, you don't need to cut anymore to think red.
I'm throwing out my PC.
Bro, not I think of it, bro.
Is red even like, do you even need red up, bro?
Just don't eat, just be disciplined, right?
Oh my god, bro.
Easy for the millionaire with a private chef to say.
Sometimes it's just like this guy
just out of touch with reality.
Am I right, AJ?
You know I'm my son.
Okay, I'm back.
Damn, I look chopped on this camera.
We are all chopped, babe.
We are dead ass all of you.
We are literally all of us.
No, that's the thing, bro.
I'm like, I don't get how you do it Jay.
Ever since I went out to the club
with you I've never looked at the world the same.
Because I don't get it!
It's like you were a planet
and those women were just gravitating around you.
It was fucking ridiculous.
You guys have got stuff.
I've never, I'm about to put your internet off, man bro.
You guys have got stuff, man.
I'm about to put my fucking life.
You guys have got stuff.
I'm about to put your internet off, man,
but I'm not sure.
No, don't do that please.
Let me turn on my lights.
Oh my God, bro.
This is what I did by the way. I literally just talked to everybody like a human. I was in their gesture maxing. I was actually like
I was
That ass didn't one of these in the club check me out. I was hitting one of these
Yeah, yeah, that's your problem. Oh
This dude was at our table for a good hour
We're just sitting with redify ash and John just just fucking sitting at the table on top of the seats
Just looking around bro looking around waiting for a girl to approach you bro. That's not
You're not Marlin you're not cool. You're not chasing
Why were they approaching you I wasn't getting approached bro
I'm okay. So now you're gonna make me think I'm crazy. You're gonna make me look like who approached me who approached me
Oh my fucking God. I oh my fucking God more like I didn't approach you who did fucking approach you
Oh my fuck. I'm gonna start asking people. Are you fucking crazy? Who approached you brother?
Who didn't approach you? Are you fucking crazy?
All right. Oh my fucking God
You know about a D-dust
Okay, okay people approach me ask for pictures and then went away
Yep
You're acting like they were like, oh
Okay, so I guess so this will be the last thing I'll say I'm not even no glaze no nothing
So why did Shazam come up to me said yo who the fuck are all these girls at the table?
Do you want me to kick them out because I brought them there for you?
Oh
You said they left
Deadass all Jason did was this he walked by all these girls. No, no all he did I swear to God all he did was this
No, look this is what he did
What it is no this is what I do that dude
I hit the birthday method on every single person in that club, bro
I had a there's a group of girls having fun and other and I was like yo my friends birthday
We got a table. We got shots tequila vodka pull up to our table boom
I fucked it through them all to you and you sat there with a couple fucking red ball
And he started sipping it and not engaging in any conversation
Fucking monster
Let me go. Oh, what do you expect me to do? You you put me into this fucking rope keep in mind when it comes to women
I'm not the best at it. I'm fucking iron. You threw me in this radiant diamond
Descendant and mortal lobby and expecting me to frag out brother. Teach me like it's your table
Let me go bro, let me get the fucking bottle and be like yo, let's take a shot and talk to them
AJ you were too worried about what everyone else is thinking about you that you were so scared of failing you didn't even try
That's true
AJ we're all chopped bro. Guess what this was going through this thing and takes his mind when he's approaching a girl fuck it
That's what a chop-niggas thinking when he got up to girl. Hey
Fuck it. I'm telling you, she saw me funny. Oh, thanks.
That's what I'm telling Joker Son of Ray. How you funny? Fuck it.
Fuck it. That's nice.
I did do that. So towards the end of the night, I'm like, fuck this. I'm gonna hit me a buzzer beater.
I'm gonna hit me a buzzer beater. I said fuck it.
Bro, I went up to the girl. Oh, I have a boyfriend and she started calling me bestie all night.
Bestie, bro.
And she said, hey Bestie, hey Bestie.
And she said she had boyfriends.
She was asking me about my past relationships.
And then she started trauma dumping.
And she started calling me Bestie on my mother's life.
I remember that girl, I told her she had a boyfriend.
Then she started calling me Bestie.
Remember when I was sitting across the table with you?
And she started calling me over.
She's like, hey Bestie, hey Bestie.
I did try, but I'm just Bestie, bro.
What I don't remember this. I think a lot bro. I didn't know that happened bro. Oh
Bro every every girl
And the last one I did the last girl I tried didn't have a phone didn't have an Instagram none of that shit bro
So it doesn't even matter
That's unlikely
Holy shit. Yeah. All right. Now let John let John talk about all the girls
Shilling drinking and AJ. I see him talking to the shorty for about probably good 30 minutes, and I'm like
30 minute I look at red
I'm like, yo look at AJ bro, and then after 30 minutes, you know the conversation starts to slow down like your agent
How's it going with that girl? He's like she got a boyfriend. Oh
I
Started larking I was like fuck maybe if I keep talking this girl, maybe other girls will get jealous and approach
Well, dude, I just wanted to talk to any girl like at least like even if it wasn't to read like I just needed to like not look like a loser
Bro because bro everybody like talking to somebody everybody like fucking talking to anybody. I'm sitting there fucking doing nothing
I'm sitting there doing nothing
And a club with a bunch of single girls pick another one
Brother AJ, you wanna know a method bro? You wanna know the method?
No, no, no, why would you do that?
AJ, go to the club. I got to go to the club
I'm wearing metaglasses so you guys could Bob review what I'm talking about
You kids and I get up and talk about me
You talk about me
Because dude, I was like hey AJ nice to meet you. What's your name? How old are you turning on 23?
And they turn around what the fuck am I supposed to do that situation?
I have been one time as there was a girl with a boyfriend as there's a girl with no phone
That's only three out of the 30 girls there
No, okay, but I seen Jason talk to the same girl that straight-up curved me like Jason was Spina
She was sitting like this
Like absorbing every fucking word
I'm bad that's not even a human being to these fucking woman bro
You're actually you're actually just
I'm making it up, bro, I'm making it up
No, I did actually try talking to these girls. So you think you think when I'm talking to one person
The girl fucking next to me is waiting at her turn to talk to me
Brother, okay, I will say this I will say this it was early on into the club
You were on the dance floor speaking to one girl
You were surrounded by five more like they was like it was like you were like
Surrounded like surrounded by sharks
It was you right here and then one girl here one girl here one girl here one girl here on a dance floor
Fine next time. I'll just wear metaglasses and I'll let the video do the talking dead ass
And then also that way that way after a long night at the club
We could vibe review where I went wrong too
So that we could bar review and help me get girls dead ass because if you're saying I'm doing
But I swear to God it's even ash bro ashes literally. Oh my god
Ash walked out of the club with like seven goals.
Evan, that's not true at all.
Walking out of the club with seven goals,
he probably walked out at the same time as me.
That's actually not true.
But he was actually talking to them, like he was using their...
He wasn't talking to seven people at once, bro.
No, he was...
I was literally there.
He was a beautiful photographer.
No, whatever.
Nigga, they were all about to take a six-disc.
You take this for a six-disc?
What do you mean, bro? It's not how life's not how always how you see it, bro
I'm saying no one ever asked me to take no photo. Okay. Who gives a fuck? Who cares, man?
Listen bro, like I said
In that club or just like like regular people regular job
So that so that's love that that club was supposed to be my last dance
But you know what matter fast because the people have been wanting it. Yep
Tonight tonight's gonna be my hashtag last dance Jay. Come on, bro
Then I'm going for a fucking triple double. Oh
Yeah, metaglasses
Huh, no, I don't have metaglass. Don't get metaglass is right now order some metaglass is right now
Get asked so we can vaude review in the morning. Let's just our bookiest boy
You're gonna have that big as LED flashing on a bro. No, no, no, but it's a party, babe
I'm going, I'm going, but is it tar yellow or yummy yummy party I don't know what that
means it means I mean I mean it's it's a different vibe than that club we were at.
Oh like video games?
Are there gamers?
No.
What are you talking about?
Captain Man thing we prime.
Like this is like.
This is an LA party.
I don't have a domain expansion.
So guys like me are gonna be able to work?
Anyone can, but you just have to talk.
No, the spiritual pressure's gonna crush you in there,
bro, there's gonna be some big names, bro.
No, that's the thing, dude.
I've never really been like
scared of the big names, you know?
It's more like, I don't know.
she said it's ninety percent was going by the way
yeah i don't ever mind
that they said i'm scared of girls too well
okay i can go but can i just like
like hover you
like for a little while you know
you know
you are a fucking dick mucher
Oh
No, but no, I'm gonna hover hover hovers the wrong word. I'll shadow you
No, you don't even know like I'll dead ass just be like I'll dead ass be like your shadow like dude
I don't understand. I'm not trying to go in fucking ways
Everybody's going that this is Lionel guys. Everybody's going and having a good time, but Ron Lacey
dad
God
I'm not trying to read this, bro.
Yeah, I'm just trying to have fun, too.
OK, then.
But, Jim, bro, go talk to everybody.
Like, all the guys, probably young guys there, girls,
bro, go network.
It's an LA party, man.
You know, people go to LA parties to network, right?
I don't.
You go for the girls?
I don't really be.
So be.
You go for the girls?
No.
I don't know why I go.
I don't know.
I don't know what I do, bro.
And I think I don't.
I did have some, like, a fly on the wall.
And I also think I'm gonna go in and I might just
do it after like just go in and out, show face.
Depends on what the vibe is like.
That's low key.
Let's do that.
Let's do a little hit and run action.
We'll show face and get it.
What?
I like that, bro.
Don't wanna.
Shut up.
Shut up, bro.
Let's go in there.
Let's do a quick, let's scan the perimeter.
Do a quick get it out.
Boom, we're out of there.
You know what I'm saying?
Little hit and run.
You know what I'm saying?
when I'm not a lot and we're gonna learn a lot from him bro you got shadow him
bro you have to let him know I can't I this would be the worst person to learn
from in shadow because this motherfucker don't even got a try he doesn't he could
say anything he did ask could say anything so it's not fair no I decided
The party's 90% girls. There's no point in me going
That's the whole point of you going
Bro, go get better. Go get medic glasses. I'm not controlling. I'll pay for them. I'll pay for them
What?
Go get the glasses deal, bro. Go get the medic glasses, and then bro
Bring it to the party bring it to the party and then I'm a operation feed AJ
Yes, what your fucking birthday today, bro
You do realize that the first operation went so fucking bad,
it went fucking awful.
The first operation literally went up into flames.
Horrible fucking operation.
Operation AJ, it's your birthday.
Bro.
You're getting sold around by the seafood himself, bro.
What the hell?
You have to understand, bro.
No, but like Jason, you don't even give me,
my fucking Jason just
it's like you want to learn how to swim fine me throws me in the water
gang i don't even know how to fucking doggy paddle or nothing
though you don't throw me into a room with that
that is girl i've ever seen i'm not going to know
you're trying to record a private party are you dumb you know people are in the club
you know people
are in the club fucking
yeah i'm live right now
okay wait wait wait wait
well i just realized something how would i just realize it
You are setting me up for maximum failure one.
Nobody at that party even fucking knows me.
I don't even know Tara yummy like personally.
And I'm like going with you, brother.
They're gonna see you.
Who the fuck is this weirdo recording all these girls
with the metaglasses?
Get this guy out of the house.
They're blocking us.
Look, who the fuck is this weirdo with that?
We don't need metaglasses there.
We can just, bro.
No, no, no.
You need metaglasses.
I need to see this.
Come on, yeah.
Oh my God, have the metaglasses.
like Jarvis bro bro you you're dead I just I just really how bad I'm gonna be
apart who the fuck is this fat fucking loser recording other girls with
I'm gonna be like, oh no, no, no, I'm with Jason.
Jason, I'm like, who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Don't get fucked up now.
Hey, no, no.
Listen, listen.
Okay, you don't have to record, bro.
Just, hey, whenever you talk to a girl.
You gonna record her?
I'm gonna record you talking to her.
That's good.
I can also have a secret mic and secretly record her.
I think we should have a record like you need the meta glass that's the most pure form of this idea
I think you go meta glasses and you know I'm gonna be honest LA girls when there's a camera in front of them they love that shit
I know why they love that shit just say you're recording be like I'm recording I'm documenting my experience
is my first ever LA party.
It's a talking point, bro.
Yeah, that's a talking point.
First question.
First question, are you alone?
Second question, are you okay with being recorded?
Third question, how am I named AJ?
What's yours?
Yeah, there you go.
You can, bro, just start off with.
First question, are you alone, though?
That's the first question.
No, no.
First question is, oh no, first statement is,
I'm not gonna lie, this is my first LA party.
Like, I'm not from,
because you're from Santa Colorea or some shit.
Yeah.
Well, that's LA County, but I mean, yeah, but you're not like, you know, that's not that's yeah
I'm not but it's also not my first party and like this sounds like a good idea and right now
Until it's just me alone in there and then everybody starts looking at me weird
Who's this fat fucking chud reporting all the girls?
What do you want me so walking?
What am I supposed to say? Let's say they let's say they all approach me and they're like why the fuck are you recording everybody?
Oh, it's my first I like party
No, what's going up to you and being like what the fuck are you doing at a party yummy part? She records her parties
She literally post videos of her parties people go to her parties knowing that they they might get recorded like it's it's fucking
It's a la party like don't even tell you recorded
If they ask if they ask be like yes, I'm recording, but like I'm not gonna lie recording aside
It's fucking talk for me. It's fucking boat. No, no, no, bro bring your status into it be like, yeah
I'm not a lot. I'm a niche internet micro celebrity
You want to get some shit going you could get us you could status mug into that shit, bro
You status mug most normal guys, bro
Thanks
That's tough, bro
Celebrity
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I hate that I entertain bro. I don't think I'm gonna go I don't think I can yeah
There's no way you're not going now. You're not going after his whole conversation. I hate you, bro
Well, what time bro?
You're not busy bitch. What do you mean? What time is it? What time? What time you want to go and like we could go together
Let's meet there one of the main bag, bro. You want to meet there?
I said that I'm going with adapt but adapt as a fool car, but
Fuck you, bro. You know what if I'm doing operation AJ. I'll go with you, bro. Oh
No, listen, that's things see bro guy like me you could tell me no, bro
I'm if you got an adapt got your thing go. I don't want to get in between that
Oh, but I'm what the thing is bro like I have got a full car. You know I'm saying bro operation feed AJ
It's in the motion. It's in motion. Okay, but the better glasses need to happen bro. It needs to happen
Yeah, so me a fucking nobody you want you want to go into that part and you start recording motherfuckers
Okay, you don't have to worry. I could just bro. We can just talk about it tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, we can talk about it
We'll talk about it. Okay. Talk about it put on your best fit, okay?
I'll actually show you what I'm aware. Let me show you
I was planning on saving this for later. I like this, okay? Oh
That's a little case of the reflection. Hey, AJ, bro. How about this like every once in a while
Just like record yourself and say like this out, baby
That's a fucking point. You're good. That's a tough wait
That's kind of hard. Good job. Good job. Hold on. Let me put that for the first party. Huh?
No. Oh, it's supposed to be too slow. You must be talking about this one. You do look like this.
He must be talking about Mr. Baymax, this one, I wore this one in the face party, Mr.
Baymax, right there.
Where do you get these from?
I get it from a store called Lunchbox, or a box lunch, it's like a Disney store.
So is this fire fits and I'll throw on like some baggy jeans.
Just put your fit on.
Yeah, put your whole fit on.
Well, I'm going to wear the same shirt, I'm going to wear this.
No, no, you need to play some black, you need to play a shirt, play black, play black, play white, actually no, go play black, go play black.
Is your mom in your closet?
Yo, I saw you were doing blackface earlier, bro.
I was not doing blackface bro.
Bro, you literally had red lips and a black face.
Shut up, bro.
You were headed to black, and by the way, when you dye your hair blonde again, you're gonna go bald.
Bro, one second.
Bro, that needs to be a part of the thing.
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, Woz.
Shit, I think Woz texted me.
He said he can borrow my Metaglasses,
but they're like sunglasses, no light cover.
Oh, fuck you.
You'll be in the dark with sunglasses on, fuck you.
What brand is that shirt, bro?
Fuck you.
Yo, Jay, what brand is that shirt, bro?
It's good fellow.
Actually?
Mm-hmm.
I'm too slimy, too slimy.
Bro, they look like too slimy, bro.
You gotta get him out that jacket.
He not listening to me.
Fries for medic?
How is medic?
Oh my, why?
Bro, people are so woke nowadays, bro.
Like, so woke.
Like, you know what I mean?
I feel like he's just recording stuff.
I recognize he makes it a vlog, bro.
He can open with, you know, I'm vlogging right now.
Is that cool?
Or is it like, bro?
like
Like you don't want me to call fucking tar yet maybe like yo, can I wear medical glasses to this shit?
No, cuz that is then it's gonna be a whole she will literally say it's fine to die. I that's the theme
You
Who is he? Yeah, bro Jason get him out of that shit. Get him the fuck out of it, bro
He's not listening to me. You have to get him the fuck out of that outfit first off the jacket. He said died
They get the AJ AJ AJ, but it's a
So come come on. I've seen enough. I've seen enough come on AJ AJ AJ
Oh, what y'all think bro too much shit going on right here, but we're gonna place her under at least
Okay, any second? Yeah
That's a power pump girl shirt pretty cool. I'm too savvy too savvy
This is really a two-song. I'm gonna watch him take me off camera. I get camera. Jacket makes it look bigger
I'm beyond it bro. It does. Bro you've got to get about that jacket.
Yeah, bro black team with the chain bro. Let's run it bro. Okay
Look at his arms boy his tattoos why is it covered and then there goes again child, bro
I
This is not bad
You got the two slimy on right now, like
All right, what we thinking Jason say you look like too slow
What okay, what does that even fucking mean?
Do I've less baggy pants?
Okay, well I have okay listen I have Baymax no no no no right lightning McQueen and then you're gonna fucking love this one
Captain America!
oooh!
Yeah!
Come on, Bruce!
Come on, Bruce!
Come on, Bruce!
Yo!
Come on!
No!
No, no!
New jacket!
You have another jacket!
Wait this is low key to fit!
What!
No, no.
Yeah, it doesn't have a superhero on the fucking plaster on the back of it
I got this one
Don't wear puffer bro. It's gonna be hot
Yeah
Oh, no.
Okay, that's a win.
That's it.
Wait, hold on.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Hey, then.
And then I have one more.
Okay.
I have one more.
Let's put that on the back end.
Let's see.
Let's see.
YT, yeah.
Which one?
Flannel, let's see.
Okay.
Oh, I like the Flannel.
Nice nice nice nice color down though color down. Yeah, pop the color pop the color
There we go
That is not bad shouts, bro. What are we thinking about show? Not about show not bad
I feel like yeah, this is not bad. This is very default not bad
But it's very default bro like you like ego death fits have one more
One more this one's a this one's a different color. He better pull some bullshit out
But this is my last check
Pull up you're gonna pull up the pokey vade jacket or so it's it
Fortnite
My god, but I like the black which one's the best one this one
I think so. Is this one the best one? Yeah, that one's good.
White tee white tee to contrast with the jeans.
Oh, the white tee is looking bad on baby. It's facts.
Hey, again. Hey, it looks good. White tee.
But I don't know. White tee.
No, I don't know. White tee.
Or like a different colored one. I'll show you it.
Like gray. Yeah, like gray, like different color.
I
You're right white tees do like yes, that's a curse honestly. Oh my gosh
So this is all white when I was fat
That's a little big
Nah, you know you wear your boyfriend shirt, they get you lay where take your pants up are you wearing a boyfriend shirt like
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck it, just keep the black, bro.
Bro, it's just a black tee with the Jackie I'm down.
Yeah, you know what?
Yeah, you can't do too much, bro.
It's a big ass shirt.
Damn, bro, he lost so much weight, I'm so proud of him.
Yeah.
Fuck, are we cut, bro?
No.
No, no.
Do we chop the shit?
Bro, you look good with that black jacket on, boy.
Do you have a black jeans, my chance?
like baggy black bag. Oh, no, no, I have cargo black cargo.
No, no, no, just all right. That's fine. That's fine.
Honestly, just go to that that fit in.
Did you have boots or anything?
Right? You got dogs.
I have white slip on vans and white Louis Vuitton's
white. Okay.
Why?
But the Louis Vuitton's the one you've seen me.
The one. Yeah.
So you guys, oh, you got white slip on vans.
Yeah
Well white shoes is
Black dress oh, I do have those shoes wait put that on those big-ass those big
Dead ass
Put your wolf it on put your wolf it on
Don't see don't be on that party, okay
You know that's every time no
No, I see what I mean by that
What you mean by that?
No, no, no, what you saying what you say what what do you mean by that? You don't even want you don't even want to know
To be a short of me you be sure you be the short with the rest of your boyfriend or no, I mean what?
Short short. Okay, it's all like this the rest of your way
There's no way you're not setting me up for failure. That's hard. Put those on man, bro. I'll try it on man
What are those?
Is that the vet?
Now put the jacket on, put the jacket!
They look like high heels.
But that's hard.
He just like T-Grizzlies.
But you gotta put the pants over the shoes.
shoes put the paint bro that's that's not bad bro the pants bro the pants
tighter pants that's underpants bro you need to put the fucking you got a
sandwich feet on the brisket's ass it's the pants bro it's the pants bro put on
some black pants go batman go Bruce Wayne on them bro all black
I
Is that
Yeah, maybe we can go Batman on them all black bro Bruce when you put the pants make sure to like it covers the shoe
Like don't show the whole I have I have blacks to suit pants. Yes. I like you
Fuck it. Miss Beth. That's to try it bro. Just fucking try it
You never know
No
Jackie
Oh my god, you're a fucking millionaire, bro. Oh, yeah, bro. It's Balenci. Oh, bro. It's you
Not having fucking millions
Okay, and you have millions so you dress good. Okay, you got the exception, bro
You're a stylist too, you didn't want them to know that right? I don't want to delete that right don't have a stylist
You have a stylist, bro. I might have put some crazy shit on my best foot.
Let's go.
You know my thoughts. You know my thoughts, dad.
Let's see. You will see on IG story tonight, Jack.
What? You're not going to show it before?
No.
I
See you better be driven to bed be honest did you get the black jacket the black
Alligator jacket from the vet
No way you pop it out of that side. Oh God. I did not I didn't get it either pose sold out
I would have bought that shit. Oh, I
Can't even that's the shoes bro. It's dead the shoes. It's the shoes
But he has shoes white vans and white vans and PC is
I don't know. Hey, hey, great news. We're gonna switch out the shoes. Let's just see the white vans. Fuck it
Let's just see him. Oh, they're so dirty
So good. I'm just gonna join on my phone. Give me a second. Oh
Well, take him shopping and trick him out. I already did. I spent like 10 bands on him
him. God, where's that shit that he bought? He doesn't wear the
George's at all. He doesn't wear George's. I had a season of
strikes.
Going on stairs.
Yeah, my shoes, they're in the garage, bro. Not everybody has
a walk in closet, bro.
Fucking billionaire.
Yeah, you free. We came from bro.
You also had a closet bro. Are you all right, buddy? You had a garage. Okay, white slip on vans
Find a way to prep this up
I
Got four different shades of black
All right, go blue jeans go blue jeans and put on a flannel bro. I'm being
No, you got to go default bro go black shirt flannel blue blue jeans and fucking white bands. That's the best
Or those jeans you just gave me
bro tell me that's not a good method you go in a costume and then ever you
told me I thought it was a costume party you could do that bro that's a
method talkie-point all night bro but go on a fight one Batman if you would
have been you go crazy what about I just don't go with this one bad fit
doesn't mean you don't go to have the fits to go to these parties bro you're
telling bro tell him bro you can't cover me okay bro but I would see
whether he ain't he would eat to bro you tell me to take about a food I want to
Fucking hang out with the bros all the bros
Bro, I'm gonna have the bros
Like I'm gonna come like bro. I'm gonna feed AJ operation feed AJ
Bro, okay, bro, but like it's fine, bro. I just I mean do what comes to worse
I have free what bro worse comes to worse bro. I just dip. I'll just dip that's true. Yeah
Even until operation feed AJ is complete
Let me let me change into
changing. Oh my God. Just clock
what you're doing. I'm going to
change. I just clock what you're
doing. You're going to you're going
to piggyback off of operation
feet. I take to talk to the girls
when he fails. And the thing is
you've used this before haven't
you? What are you talking about?
This was you did to me in Dallas
bro with Emily. I remember
you told me I'm going to set
you up with Emily and then you
What are you talking about?
Everyone was saunty girl
Oh, what is you talking about?
My god.
You're so kind.
What is he talking about?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Every.
Bro.
What asshole?
Am I asshole?
You're an asshole, man.
Oh my goodness.
No.
What is he?
I can't hear these.
I can't hear these.
I don't know.
I can't hear these.
She looked like he looked like my little to me. Oh, and that's you
Good third party why is he putting fucking skinny jeans on?
You're not going to miss you bro.
No.
They don't even.
The ones.
What's she trying to do?
I don't got a print.
Yeah, no.
It's jeans, bro.
Put your body on my jeans.
You got skims on bro.
I want to get skims.
I'm not scared right now.
These are all
Just read the tattoo
Yeah, bro
How the fuck did the shirt get tucked in?
No, no, no other ones other ones the baggy ones
No, no, no, no, no with the white bands you're emcee
headphones headphones
Well put on the first blue jeans man the bag. Oh the baggy one. Yes. Oh
Oh god damn bros.
That's genuinely getting frustrated.
Oh my god bro.
Bro why do we even have him chase this?
But he had the best fit on it first.
No, no, they're not.
His mom's helping.
Aww.
Okay, we back, okay
Okay, get bouncy a day
I bonus headphones
Okay flannel good
Socks white vans built
But then bro done come on right bands are white air forces
Air forces Air forces well yeah my Louis Vuitton trainers are basically air forces
but Louis Vuitton edition okay okay well shit okay operation feed AJ is what
time come to the computer microbe around like 10 15 10 15 we know what you have
for the addresses do why was you I'm nervous bro bro I would be there bro it
would be operation feed a day and YBG bro we'd be going we would devour bro
Oh my god, bro. You think so? Yes, bro
Yes, well that's it. That's not a two-man, bro. Oh my god, bro. Who could be our two-man who?
Nobody nobody bro. We would raise he bro mean ybg would be a devious fucking two-man
Oh my oh, hey, you would shoot the shot. It would be bouncing on the rim. It's better
I'm back another round.
I'm running.
Me here at 10.
Me here at 10.
All right, bet.
Me here at 10, bro.
I gotta go for a run though.
I had burnt out this taco bell.
Let's see.
There's no dress cut or nothing?
Um, no.
I mean, it's just, wait, is there any look?
So they get a day Jason an unethical to man, bro. He'll put you down to get both of them. No
Nah
Description I'm back in LA after tour. So let the partying commence as always leave your ego at the door heart
If you're not dancing your ass off don't come exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark come with the sleaziest outfit
You have obviously
you have to drink as soon as you get there as you have to just dance, bro, just dance,
bro, all night.
Oh my God, they're gonna pound to you.
Everyone's gonna play your role, man.
Play your role.
What is he talking about, bro?
No, dad.
You think it was a pawn?
No, I'm saying don't sit there with your hands up.
your pockets expecting girls to come up to you bro you know my role so Jason if
you're like too busy talking to someone he need me to fetch you a drink I got
you bro
If you do the massage or anything or like warm towels or something, just let me know bro.
I'll play my role bro.
Bro, what he's trying to say is he's going to be like, hey, be the funny guy.
Don't be the handsome guy.
Don't be the handsome guy.
Be the funny guy.
Like why can't I be the handsome funny guy?
Why can't I be that nonchalant guy that's posted and want to grow up approaching me?
You're not there yet bro.
You're actually really funny.
You're not there.
You're still ascending bro. You gotta remember you still ascending like who's a funny fat guy that gets girls
Phantom
Phantom you know, well, no, I mean bro, they could talk bro. Come on bro. Dooski, bro
I mean, bro someone with not paid Ruby Rose, bro
Oh
But just
Bro, you got a drink bro. You got it. Do you do some more social after you drink? Yeah, I'm not like everybody
I don't even know a million years check
Yeah, that's true. That's what you guys gonna say. Oh, this is a great fucking example, bro
Felipe Felipe the Mexican do Felipe you know this
Yeah, he was in Danny's corner during the fight. Yeah. Yeah, Felipe
But I'm pretty sure he's also a millionaire
But 100% use a millionaire has to be bro
I
Just move good not a bad show
not a bad show
nine inches
Logito not a bad show
I'm pretty sure what she does a millionaire to him. I know he is a millionaire, bro
I see what this guy case him bro. Oh, he pays him millions, bro
Yeah, Jesus
Hey, bro
Guapo
You you you get in there and you go crazy tonight is the night
Operation feed AJ goes through and oh my god. It's gonna happen. Oh, hey, I foresee it, bro
You're gonna get a fucking you're gonna get a streak of confidence. You're like AJ stand down with her, bro
You know say I'm gonna tell I'm fucking I'm gonna go. Yeah
Yeah, a water bro. I'd be like J hold my fucking flannel
Oh god, I'm a sergeant. Oh, don't let me get drunk because nobody's fucking safe
No, what are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying by that game?
Good way in a good way because I
Know why we do you start out gas in the bro. I was guessing it but then I yeah, I think about it got a chill
I thought about it. Yeah, listen, yeah, when you drink your confidence to go through the roof
Okay, that's what you meant by that
Well, I'm not a lot dirty back there. Yeah, that is what I'm gonna headlock
lucky
Fuck you. Oh, don't do that. She's not do that. He told you don't do that. Fuck is he gonna do about it?
Well, I'm not that guy bro when I'm drunk. I'm like I'm like I like get happy, bro
I like that but hey listen AJ
Tonight bro. It's gonna be the night for you. All right
Okay, so I gotta pick one bro like I can't be chopped ugly fat no status and recording the girls and have a shitty fit
Talking to the girls bro, but then you gotta remember bro. We can see everything you do that night
Gotta remember that bro because hey, bro you do anything go anywhere bro. We're gonna see it. It's gonna be recorded
Okay
Okay, or AJ if you don't have metaglasses cuz you don't like the idea anymore. Were you wearing glasses?
How about this how about this?
Cuz I don't want to wear fucking shades
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not feeling too confident right now. I'm gonna get some shots in boom and never you not gonna lie
I just got kicked out of the party
Security just pulled up on me. I just got kicked out. I'm at home
I try to do a shot with a girl her boyfriend knocked me out. This is the next day. I just woke up
Fuck out
That has done for bro, bro. No, this is what you're gonna do about it at night. No the girl on your arm. Yo
We better go eat some food and chill that's that's operation feed AJ
I love that I entertain this conversation
Let me tell you something bro when you're bro, I see this all the time in parties
Bro, like music plan if it's a song, you know
Just lip-sync the song and the girl will lip-sync with you, bro. Just like snack-chatted it boom
That's also
No, no, no, no, no, no, if that's it goes sideways
If that's it goes sideways, you're like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like you said, hey, hey, are we bare friends?
Hey, try to be a bare friend
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
No, like imagine.
No, don't do that.
What song is going to be played?
What's a white music?
Party in the USA, probably.
Party in the USA.
I'm not alive.
That'll be Bob's.
Yeah, do it.
Do it, bro.
Put somebody on my jeans.
Oh my, that would go crazy.
That would go crazy.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna text you I'm gonna text you like sooner closer to the time. I'll be like, yo, I can't can't make it
I'll let you know. All right, bro. Listen
Move him flake. Don't leave me soon. Hey, no, I'll let you know
I'll let you know if I if I could make it because we're gonna also just got off the phone with my boxing coach
I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go for a run. She told me to go for a run. So I don't know if I
Know I know but I'll let you know if I can make it to
Make you make it
No, you guys don't want to do that is reports. Yes, this is what a day. It's so easy. Oh a day. Guess what a day
Fuck it. Fuck it. If you get rejected fuck it. Who gives a fuck? You're too fucking drunk to remember
Fuck anything, bro. You get rejected miss your report this girl just rejected me
Try next time, bro. Well moving on next. I wish you were here
YBG is YBG you would literally be by my side the whole time Jason he might disappear
He might
Well, he will bro
I always check on like at the club. Yeah. Yeah, you would check back in periodically
Okay, so this was you you go do your own thing for 20 25 30 minutes and you check back in with me
And I appreciate that but then there was that 25 30 minutes where I'm sitting there like oh fuck
What do I do? What do I do fuck?
Bro, go talk to somebody, man.
But you leave me in these situations
that I'm not able to thrive in.
I'm not gonna lie, A-day.
Hey, we're bearing Arlington, bro.
A-day, you're the win-con, bro.
You need to just, if you're alone
and you're like, fuck, bro,
fuck, this is what I was thinking about, bro.
Jason left me, I have nothing.
Look at the first girl you've seen, bro.
And just say, what's up?
Fuck it, you have to try.
In my head I'm like fuck yeah, I'm gonna do that but like then I'll look at her
I'll be like fuck and I'll be a dude. Why should I approach her like is that more long standing over there more launch and just
Approach her like not me like fuck
That you got his actual cut you can't you can't go in with you
Dude is more long to be at the party. I don't know
Oh
I'm beyond bro if Marlon's at the party shit, I might just shadow him game
No, no, no, stay home LeBron, stay home.
Oh my God.
Oh God.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, fuck dude, I hope, ah, okay, I'm gonna try.
Ah, I'm getting nervous now.
Oh, fucking hell man, all right.
Oh, but AJ, AJ.
Pirate's cool, like, is she gonna fuck with me
or is she gonna see me, like,
get this motherfucker out at the party?
No one's seen you like that, bro.
AJ, pressure makes diamonds, bro.
Pressure is where the fucking,
the instant your life could change, bro.
The pressure is what makes you hey, let's let's do this. Let's work. Okay. Okay boys. I always hear about these LA parties
I I'm always just
Dude, can we bring something out like moves? I'm gonna see you tonight, bro
Oh, can we okay, but we're not doing a circle. Let's bring okay. Yeah, I promise I'll go
Can we please bring like John or Redify or something bro? Like no
Default to talk into them, bro. You're gonna default to talk you want them for the wrong reasons. Oh, yeah
Yo, I think John wants red is going. I don't know. I'm gonna ask him. Okay. I'm asking
I'm a yo. I'm going with Jay. Me me at the party is gonna be a movie dead ass. Jay. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm leaving. We're going back to the script. I'm leaving like this. I'm leaving like this
I'm leaving like this
Oh my god, let's run operation feet
Hey, man. All right operation. He's AJ's a go-go
All right, AJ. Hey, hey, hey tonight. Oh, your cats look sick, bro with that shirt
You think so your cats look so these were like long-sikers short-sleeve shirts, bro. I'm sweating as I need new shirt mom
Yeah
Hi, I'll see you I'll see you soon AJ YBG. All right, bro. Love you, bro
love love love let me know if I'm needed there no bro AJ YBG can you please stay
awake I might need a FaceTime you tonight for confidence
Let's A. Looks like we got a fucking movie planned for tonight, man.
Looks like we got a movie planned for tonight, man.
Why are we playing?
KC3 lure keep us updated. I will be on Snapchat. I will be I will be checking on
EJAJ. It's gonna be fun bro. Among us, Rangalai, I'm not getting that lobby going.
I am not getting that lobby
I need this call same time tomorrow for debrief bro the first thing tomorrow
first thing tomorrow is gonna be the debrief bro we're gonna go through all
the video footage I'm not even gonna post on snapchat actually if I post on
snapchat is gonna be a deaf reason to argue me all right HA we keep that on
low bro we keep that on the low and all the footage all the footage will be
safe for tomorrow that's gonna be stream all right hey chat that's me bro I'm
about to hop on the stair master get a quick little cardio session before
popping out tonight um operation feed AJ y'all hashtag operation feed AJ is in
motion let's fucking do this shit y'all use product in your hair yes product
will be put in my hair tonight yes in my head look you look good right now you
honest like it's mad poofy man fluffy you coming tonight or not
Yeah.
I'm so fucking hot.
I'm just fucking chillin' at home.
Don't worry, it's gonna be all right.
Bro, there is no operation to feed AJ.
We dead ass talked about this.
When we went to go eat sushi before the club,
and what did we say?
What did AJ say actually?
AJ was like, bro, I'm leaving with 20.
He said the same exact same thing.
He said the same exact same thing will happen.
He's like, what a best friend.
Yeah, nah.
So, I mean, we'll see about that.
you know it's a rating like this something to look it is hot this is how you
love it
it's a party but it's 90 90% girls bro like that's a fucking like bro if you
miss five times like 90% girls that's an agent you're right that's a h.a.
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