jasontheween
🔴SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH DRAFT🔴FIRST OVERALL🔴STREAM SNIPING CINNA AND TYLIL LATER🔴DAY 2 NEW YORK🔴
03-22-2026 · 5h 56m
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Watch myself get drafted first pick and then we're gonna go stream site Ty Lill and Sina and then
Yeah, we should have a good stream today and then tomorrow
Phantom may back Monday
Confirmed okay, I'll post that later remind me to post that poster
Okay, shanada there. He made that shit for me without me. He would be asking and then we got jakey
No, I couldn't do it bro because this PC it doesn't run games, bro
It couldn't run games and plus if I'm I wrote it's in a title
Like if I'm doing some shit outside, like I don't want to put like a time limit on that. So yeah, yeah, yeah
Um also Emily hot tomorrow. We're gonna do like a cookie challenge at her apartment should be fire, bro
But that is the New York trip New York every every time I go to New York. It's always good vibes
It's always great always good energy
And then snipe messy. What are you talking about, bro? You did a cooking challenge last time. Okay. What do you want?
What do you want me and Evelyn hot of do?
trick ever left hot
So do I go to can now street and buy more shit for ever left hot or what come to 34th Street?
cooking cook
Breeze, what's wrong with y'all, bro? That is a married woman. What's up with y'all cookie challenge?
She's already a millionaire
Just cook rice, huh? Yeah, yeah, no, it's been a minute. I'm gonna be honest
I haven't seen the hot sisters in a while. I'm gonna see any of the in any of the time square
She is already rich what you need tricky for now facts, bro. Okay. Ah, she probably got more money than me facts
What are you cooking? I don't know, bro. I don't know. But yeah, tomorrow should be a good ass last day in New York
And then we out to Miami, bro
Okay, Ron has not got back to me about Miami. I think he's gonna confirm tonight, but
Either way, bro, we gonna make Miami a movie. Okay the 25th
Rage lot
I'm locking rage stream me a rage and then if Ron pulls up me rage and run
We'll pull up to the Broward demon estate
Hopefully and then on the 26
OSES
Will be in Miami. So we'll do some shit bro fucking we might have to mug all of Miami
Go to autumn all the night life. I don't fucking know bro last time I was in Miami. I went to
Uh
The phase Miami house, bro. Oh, I know I went to Red Bull the F1 thing
But then I left I don't really know I never really got to experience Miami
You gotta save Guapo
Meet Messi's wife, but what are you talking about?
about yeah the 25th is MC bed day that's why he's like I'll let you know about
tonight but I don't know bro I don't know all right let's see the shit chat let's
see let's see bro I have one monitor okay so bear with me okay bear with me
28 28 I'm gonna be back in LA. Hold on. Sin is calling me
Hello, I'm live
Hello, I'm live
Hello
No fuck what the fuck
She's gonna call me
I'm just gonna text me
Dude this whole time Wi-Fi is good as fuck
Sniping by the way
You need a case for a phone shut up Simon starting right now, what up? Can y'all see my monitor?
I think y'all can oh
Sorry, yeah, I don't got Spotify on this side man
Boom here. We go chat. Let's fucking go
Forced pick let's do this shit 60 seconds. Let's fucking go boys. It's gonna W the chat
Come on, come on baby. Refresh, be kiss worthy, come on baby. Okay, uh, hold on. How do
Super beers work on YouTube, do I not just?
I can't show you.
Can you ask some day quo?
I already popped a day quo chat.
Popped a day quo, makes me want a Red Bull.
I feel it good.
Come on.
Come on.
Discord with Ron.
Do I even have this quote on this? Okay
Chill is 7 p.m. Wait, bro. What's going on? Wait, is it so is this pre-recorded or is this live?
Spare the W's in the chat, bro. Wait, why is my chat not moving?
Stop before pre-record, ah, ah, holy six seven spam
Leights oh my god late, bro. They're late
as of age
Come on chat come on chat
Refresh?
OOAAAAYYYY
And then there's playback speed with 2x here
Oh, now I'm really live
Yo, by the way, did, like, oh, see, I throw another fucking party, by the way?
Like, I'm mad confused.
What is going on over there, bro?
They just party every single night?
Guapo, Guapo, I'm gonna see everybody's busy and shit.
I'm not gonna throw it up.
Yes, that's the method.
We're at house, they're throwing another one today?
Wait!
No, they're not.
Yes, that's the method, rat house, they're throwing another one today?
Wait!
No they're not, bro, three parties, fucking back to back, like, what?
Spring break?
The last dance, part three?
How many fucking last dances?
Oh, yes, yes, x, y, d, f. What is that you need, bruv?
Welcome to the first ever draft for the Sidemen charity match!
Now as you know, the most important pick is the first pick.
As the Sidemen gets that, we're gonna do some football challenges.
three rounds to decide that's classic man who is here bro who is here
we just need to know that if you do want to join you can buckle yeah but if you was in the
The draft, right? We wouldn't even pick you, bro.
What's happening? What's happening?
He placed it. He placed it.
He played it.
That's good.
That's good.
You are our latest player.
First pick of the draft.
It's huge, because we could literally end up with an absolute stinker.
We could end up with like a stable Ronaldo.
Oh, hell no.
You're like, old school times.
Yeah?
Tell me something.
Oh, hell no, bro.
I don't even know what I just said.
Yo!
Who's this guy?
They're really clowning him.
Go on, bro.
Oh!
Oh, damn it.
I reckon you go.
Welcome to peace.
Yeah!
OK, JJ.
Not bad. Not bad.
Not bad.
He's trying.
He's trying.
Do you want to go?
They're gonna say that's small.
All right, Indie Epstein 12s, come on.
What?
I'm gonna reject you.
I'm trying to redemption.
I think I'm gonna punish you.
Whoa!
It's redemption.
Don't get redemption, please.
Come on, Vic.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, Vic.
Really cool.
You would date after all these years,
Vic would have some type of football spirit, bro.
I'm really confused as to what happened there today.
Let's go!
Come on!
I'm on.
Show them what side Matt did.
Thank you, Funt.
Oh!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
He's nice with it.
It's just me and you left.
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Top bitch!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Top bitch!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Ho-ro!
Yeah
We don't
If I've ever seen Simon do anything, it's a one versus four, bro.
I've seen him do it, penalties!
Nah, I've seen him, bro!
I'm not even joking, I think I'll pay you 50 pounds to get back in.
I thrive without my teammates.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Yo, Raph, I'm gonna see you in my every two.
I know he's got it.
Let's see.
I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking dead!
One-much-40s fucking top-fins!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's see if 24 is on, bro!
Good luck, brothers!
If I don't score this, he's gonna kill me!
I have it, left foot!
Come on, big bro, play it right!
You buy it or go!
Penalty sports redacted, dude.
It's the open jacket as he runs up the kills me.
It's like a parachute.
Oh, yeah!
Fuck the hell, bro!
Oh Jesus.
No, we can't lost.
We can't lost.
Let's get rid of one.
No!
One minute, bro!
One minute!
One minute!
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's a solid pack.
I think that's it.
How are we gonna win this?
He's the head of you.
I'm the pack.
He's the head of you.
It's gonna be a win for all of us.
You've got him starving.
Look, let's see.
They're scared, Luba.
They're scared now, bro.
Harry, don't do what I did.
Do not drag it.
I'll try.
Do not drag it.
It's not easy.
I'll even tell you where I'm going.
Yeah?
Top right.
Oh, oh, oh, here they are.
He's the best pick, you know, Toby rookies.
Oh my fucking god, yo.
No!
Holy shit, I would literally do that one in there right now.
Hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck?
I'm looking for you.
You're about to go out for the Chad Raikens.
Mini Moga Seven!
Yes!
Mini Moga!
Mini Moga, holy shit.
This ain't it.
Black Teens pulls on top.
What was that?
Ohhhh!
Yo they asked yo!
I swear to god if you miss this bro
He's got a cake in his head bro
Give him out! I know you're not a god but give him out!
I'm sending Simon home right now
Hey ya!
Oh my god!
Hey ya'll know he's dead now
Easy fuck
Easy fuck
Oh my goodness.
Yes, red team.
Right, the one down.
Yeah.
The big game fail.
One new.
One new.
One new.
I know.
Potomacism is going to carry.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Ah!
We don't look like good losers.
I don't ever want to be a good loser.
Who the fuck likes losing?
Oh.
Oh, I'm losing.
One nil, ladies.
What nil?
What now?
Just watch out, let him just pass the three.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, my God.
Do you want to go in?
You just watch out.
Oh, it's close, though.
It's not, it's not.
No, no, it's not.
I'm not in the frame.
I'm building, I'm building.
He's going to do the thing, but he's going to do the thing.
He's going to do the thing.
I'm going to do the thing, but he's going to do the thing.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
Oh, jeez.
No, in case I get your hands out your drawers, bro.
No, I'm thinking about it.
Yo, wait no I think that's the video triple though
I fucking love the bar
I love the bar
And often I get cross
Oh, oh, oh
What?
OI!
Look at that
Exactly
I'm gonna do the thing, I'm gonna do the thing
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Double jizzle
You know what the K in KSI stands for crossbar. Crossbar, spelling.
I can't.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you knew when you turned around.
Do you see that?
Fuck off!
Oi!
Shopping, bud.
Oh
Oh
You know what it might be time for me to smash
Road to mark
We'll get it first.
I'll be honest, I got a big start.
Hit the blood, no pressure.
Come on.
Oh.
Oh.
Silent time.
Silent time.
Oh.
That was the crossbar.
It's not that thing.
You hit it.
Yeah, okay.
Then it'll be me.
Yeah.
So I'll hit it.
You hit it.
And then that's two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more.
I'll hit it.
It'll be done.
Come on!
Oh
Make a big chill, I did!
We're gonna judge you based on this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh!
Not bad, not bad at all.
Hey, hey, most consistent.
I don't fucking care.
You do run.
Let's see how you do your forward run.
I like this.
Go on.
Forward run, run, fucking now.
Good job.
Got that ground shaking.
Ooh, what did you mind?
I don't mind.
I don't fucking care.
What?
What's up?
It's a miracle.
I did the wrong job.
I did a big try.
I
Knew it
On the day
It's all well and good doing it on YouTube, you know, in the game.
The game's on road, mate.
Oh my God, I guess I'm getting picked on two sides.
The plan starts now, always the plan.
Yeah, totally, we're totally planning.
Yes!
Yes!
That's me, I think.
God, you can just smash it.
You can just smash it.
Oh, yeah, lay me up, lay me up, lay me up.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, no
Yeah, yeah
Yeah?
Fucking Nathaniel Jones.
What's happening?
Do it, do it, do it.
You're getting to do it, is he?
No, he's going to do it.
What?
Oh my god, he's doing it.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, he's done it!
Oh my days!
Bruh!
How did he do that?
Oh my f**king days!
That was tough, I feel like.
We're gonna have a deciding round!
He's the shifting captain!
Oh my god!
Next up, we are shooting from three different places.
The first team to score from each point wins.
First, first up it's the
I wanna be the same team as Logan Gizzards
Brassolo, Team Time M, Rookies
I had no way, by the way this is
Go on, that's the cafe
I'm throwing, believe fella
We're getting it done in one
Last time, they
Oh, oh, oh
Oh my god
Time is worth it
Someone's gonna be the same
You're gonna have to
Go onside bros
We're gonna rip it out the gates
Baby, rip it
Oh, it's the same
I don't have a pudding now
Pudding
Alright, what's your reckon Zuckers got?
Rookies
I can do about three different metal conditions.
I reckon his left knee gives him a miss.
Oh!
That looks good though.
I think Bez does this.
Maybe not for the last time.
He's got a good strike on that 90.
Oh, I don't mind it.
You kick the ball like some other Messicks.
They got it though, bro.
It might be 20 minutes before it gets to the action.
Lace it. Lace it. Strike through it.
But they're smart for this. I can't lie.
Oh
He's been training
This he doesn't run out in here like 90 degree run up. Yeah, I don't think it works for you. I know you think it works
90 degrees. He doesn't think it works for him though. He just wants to watch it.
Which is what?
That's looking kind of cold. And the ladies going, oh, and then he's a
dude. I guess I prove your haters wrong. Do the night. You can't do this. Oh, watch.
Oh, yeah. Oh,
Oh, the Whippers!
He went again.
That was a good attempt.
Oh, watch.
I like that.
Why does he only have one arm thing?
I'm on Toby.
Why do you only have one sleeve?
I only need one sleeve.
It's a cool look.
Try it.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's totally cool.
Toby, teach him.
Come on, Toby.
Teach the toves.
I'm on one sleeve.
I'm on one sleeve.
One sleeve.
Well, we get it.
You're cool.
Just!
Ah!
Ah, no.
Oh, I'm different.
I'm a street baller.
I
My new anime, One Sleeve.
That's what you get.
Hatman vs. One Sleeve.
Hatman vs. One Sleeve, the new anime series coming live.
Hatman's robot.
Watch me score.
Yeah.
Go on, then.
He's doing four poses, so I'm gonna take him to the Disney.
Hey.
Oh, he has done a digit.
I told you, end it, please.
I'll try.
I'm telling you, yeah.
Hi, Toby.
No, no, Toby.
End it, shit, Toby.
Yeah, he's actually washed.
Oh
Next up
Hold on a big
Yeah, that's on you.
Man big.
Thank you sir.
I'm not inside of it.
Okay.
I'm still here.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
That is big.
That was at the end of the game.
I'm not actually better than this.
I'm not saying when it went on the goal.
They conned them heads.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh yes.
All right boys.
You're digging your duff in it.
Oh no, no, no.
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back.
I'm going back.
I'll get out of here. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, I don't mind it.
You see the vision at least. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's blurry
That's you got power to your next one. It's like my type of
It kicks a ball better than he used to yeah
Progress all about progress. They're losing really badly, but I don't make money off
Here we go.
Okay, say what's up.
No, no, you can't do that.
Sorry.
Get out of there.
I'm not gonna get a strike of it here.
Every video we've done, yeah,
there's a voice clip of us going,
oh no, he's in the box.
And he has his head, he's high.
He's just a soundboarder.
And he's like,
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
W.
I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just,
I'm going, you're in.
You can't be in.
Fuck it now.
That's bad.
That's bad.
I love that.
Oh my.
They're making it close, bro, to making 40 minutes, Cap.
They're making it close, they're making it close, they're making it close.
All right, to the final winners of the shooting segment, we have got Volley's.
Oh, it's my specialty.
I need this.
Yeah.
You're not necessary.
You're not.
Oh.
See you soon, Harry.
Oh, Jesus.
I thought you were qualified.
No, Vikkstar.
Please.
Oh, please, Vikkstar, please.
Vikkstar, Vikkstar, Vikkstar, Vikkstar, Vikkstar.
Yes!
Oh
Oh, he's starting it, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He's trying to throw away, bro.
Oh, my God, Simon, this is it.
You're going to do it.
George Corky?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you reckon I could get one of these?
Oh, we can't tell me.
Finish it, Toby.
You do what you want to do.
Come on, man.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Harry just screamed.
Harry screamed.
Harry was going to his dog.
We just went back to sleep.
That was really cool.
Also, I don't know if that was first time.
How far wide was it?
It wasn't far.
I thought that was in.
Oi, thumb it.
Ha ha ha.
Ha.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Yeah, fair enough, fair enough.
You know why you're fucking here, bro.
I've always wanted to.
I've always wanted to.
I've always wanted to.
You're gonna get this shit.
You're gonna get this shit.
You're gonna get this shit.
You're gonna get this shit.
You're gonna get this shit.
You're gonna get this shit.
You know what? The best thing is that if someone doesn't know how to do it, you tell them how to do it.
Even if it's just that, you couldn't believe it.
Oh my god, the music.
I'm not mad at it.
Oh my god, the music.
YouTube video, wait.
Don't know what that is.
Come on, tell me. Give it a tell me, bro.
YouTube magic right here.
Oh my fucking days.
What?
Oh my god.
I can put that in the back of the net.
I'm not worried.
Oh my god, D.
I'm not worried.
Oh my god.
He's up.
He's up.
He's up.
He's up.
Where the fuck did he just go?
He's not moving.
I'm telling you, by the way,
it really doesn't matter.
Taking one attempt and waiting second.
I just slipped fast forward.
No!
Why are you there?
Why are you there?
Why are you there?
It's ripping.
When you start like here, read the flat out of the ball and then adjust the grip.
OK, OK.
Yeah, yeah, you've run onto it.
No!
That's good!
That's good!
That's good!
You're so slow to move.
I can't believe it.
Oh, yeah, that's the one!
Hey!
You're in a tobey.
You're in a tobey.
You're in a tobey.
You're in a tobey.
Oh, god, fuck it.
No, you might have to play center back, bro.
Get ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
You can do it, Justin's gonna come.
Come on, Josh.
Just might as well do it.
Oh.
Clearance!
I just, you know what, I've come to the conclusion,
I just don't think we're very good.
So, no big deal.
No big deal.
Wait, we are so old.
Weaver's on this pitch like 12 years ago, bro.
Oh!
This is my bag, I'm not gonna do this, Josh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I
Tell me tell me
I know who's gonna score that one
Let's go bro graph time, baby
Is it best of five or is it?
That's inside. Yeah. Yeah. Great. It's a wartime. Yes.
I'm telling you to react harder, bro.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay. Here we go. Oh, shit.
Come on, baby. Chris. Chris.
All right. Out of that.
What the fuck? Wait, what? All that? Wait, what?
Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Yeah.
Ging? Mention for Ging?
Ging, that's not a part of that.
You've got to get one of these in a week.
Yeah, some stability in the core. I mean, it's obvious. Yeah.
Big moment, man. This is an honor, you know.
Yeah, this is the first pick. Our first pick, the side of NFC.
Come on. The side of N charity match. Come on.
20-26 is...
...deadging.
What the fuck are you out here, God damn mind?
Zirka, he's trolling right in the face.
Oh my fucking god.
He's going straight into his way.
We need to get the generation that he sent for them to build.
Do you want to tell you for them to build?
What the fuck?
We finished.
We did everything we did today for that.
Oh, shit.
No fucking way!
There's one issue that I'd like to raise.
They call Ginge the poster.
Why?
Because he always delivers.
They're gonna get Christmas.
Yeah, we'll get Christmas.
Who's gonna run in the field for us?
AC and Nez, you know.
You're not stopping up.
You're not stopping up.
Lacey, he's holding the box.
Yeah, yeah.
Every single time Chris plays, he's like,
Oh, my knees, my knees.
I like the youth.
Yeah. Okay. That was a very bad pick boys. You, um, congratulations. You played the
show. Why too much there? Why too much there?
All right. Well, after that very interesting pick from Sidemen FC, we have deliberated
and decided to pick the postman, the ginger beast.
Okay.
James!
I can live with that.
Oh, look at this. Get up there quick. Get up there quick.
You boys are in front of him.
I've seen good stuff there.
It would be so funny.
We can do it.
He's good at soccer, bro.
There's a third pick of the 2026 Sidemen charity match draw.
Come on, Toby.
Team Sidemen FC plus.
Christopher M.D.
Yeah, suck it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
That's a good pick, bro.
Yeah, it's very good.
He literally is made out of it.
It makes sense.
It does make a lot of sense.
I'm telling you, by the way, if we do, if we take him.
Yeah.
And they don't take the other, we take him as well.
I like it.
And, and.
Fucking XCC of photographs.
I'll send you a pic right now.
We should get some content in the movie, though.
Do we get, do we go gold?
Do we get fucking gold?
Do we go gold and shake it in front of the goldies?
Yeah, we're taking them?
Okay.
Go for it, bro.
Bro, I swear to God, if you see second paint, bro.
For our next pick, we're choosing man of the match.
My worst nightmare.
Oh.
That's such a good shout.
Yeah.
Rent-free, rent-free.
Sorry.
We can't be rent-free now.
He's in my team.
We are choosing sketch!
Spine!
And actually, not bad pick for a kid with a man of that, bro.
He was a great goalie last year.
Great goalie.
I'm going to hear you a panel and pick him,
but I would secure a goalkeeper now because they're not going to do that.
They're not going to do that.
We've already, we've already, we've already.
Once they get an extra goalie, we're going to keep a goalie.
I will tell you, we will tell you.
There was a goalie.
There was a goalie.
I think, though, I'm not seeing it.
No, no, no, no.
And then the goalie's not there.
There's no other goalie.
There's only one.
So you're going to go.
No, no, no, no, tell me.
We have, but no, we need you up here.
We have no goalie.
Wait, we saw you today.
I say, we avoid trying to get him.
I don't want to.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, bro, he's a shitter, bro.
Yeah, really, I see everyone as if we get stuck with him.
Oh, my God.
That's weird stuff.
I mean, what's he gonna do?
OK, we need to just secure this one, I think.
As our next pick, the fifth pick, I believe,
we'll take our goalkeeper, XQC.
That's right.
XQC.
Look at him go!
He's looking good!
Exactly, you know.
I mean, that's the only keeper who's ex-USC and sketched up.
I mean, you can do one of those.
Yeah, you know who it goes.
They play on top.
If he's in goal, are you going in defense area?
Ex-USC? Oh my god.
If I even get close to them, I can go off-short.
What, are two-time goals to a net?
I'm going crazy on ex-USC.
For the next YouTube Oscar.
Let me play it on home.
This map is not a member of staff.
Oh, this man's a boss who's the boss
You inside
Man, I can't do that, bro.
I can't even do that in this, I can't even do that.
I can't even do that, bro.
I was season one on Netflix, man.
Woke up a side light.
Yeah, I'm finna win.
Oh, god.
My line, new season.
My line of the new season.
Bro, it's sexy ass.
I'm not gonna lie, Marlin did some great trouble for them, he and cop brother, I ain't gonna lie to him.
Oh, boys, boys, we're getting... wait, who? Jinx is good.
Um, yeah, Jinx's highlight though, what's him pulling over the last year.
He's got something, right? He's got something.
I feel like our team is, uh, it's quite ugly.
Do you know what? I think we might be...
This is fucking me!
What the fuck?
Give me a pick up, brother!
I'm not joking, that's fucking me!
I mean, that's my ugly ass squad, Max.
I like him.
Can he play football?
He was like a little man on each other.
Boys, boys, what about?
Was he really one? Come on, he scored.
That's what I said as well.
I don't hate that. I don't hate that.
I didn't score so, Kimmy.
Where's your tie?
Oh, cringe, mate.
He's still wearing a shirt.
Next up for Sidemen FC, a composed player,
a previous gold scorer, it is Nico Omilano.
I don't want to be forgotten here!
I mean, obviously, I want to keep you two, man.
I don't think he's that great. I don't think he's that great as a pig.
I'll smell another blank coming.
We're Jim's at the back.
You think Niko's school's going to be Jim's?
Just get past us.
You know what to do? Tell them they're ugly.
Yeah, yeah, I tell them as well.
I should do it.
They didn't even talk about this, bro.
Okay. Come on. Okay. Interesting picks. We did the big one. The only one I'd say I'm impressed with is the words.
Which one? The only one I can say I'm impressed with is Chris and Dee. Not your brother. Not your brother. Not again.
Leave him alone. Everyone else that you've picked stinks. Yeah. And what you're good at picking.
No comment, it's no comment.
Got it.
Boys, let's be honest, our team is pretty ugly.
Jesus, it is.
We need to, we need the females to be children.
Every time we pass the ball.
Every time we scream, we need to hear them scream.
And that is why we bought a good looking man.
Oh my God!
The dog's off.
What the fuck is that?
What's that, bro?
What happened?
Are you alright?
He just barked.
What happened?
What happened?
I'm actually in a little bit of dismay, man.
What has happened?
I'm just going to smash you in the face.
I think we picked George Clark.
Wait, I've got to be on TV, too, bro.
He's like you, bro.
They leaked it, it's the same. Are you dead ass?
Damn, you're so hot.
Why would they leak that? I thought that was fake.
That is the best way to get rid of the hiccups.
That was real.
Well, it's the same.
I like that strategy.
Oh, don't say that.
And I'm dead.
I'm just messing with that shit.
Oh my God.
You're dead ass.
Wait, do I want to team you two?
I'm not going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I don't know
He's intelligent IQ we're going for offer TV
What's going on we can one up them again? Oh, just
We go for the good one of the podcast
We've got the two best mullets.
I think next we go.
We either go.
Where's him?
Him?
Should we focus on locations?
Where people play?
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Yeah.
So we're staying along the good-looking lines.
We're going to add to the best mullet of the match.
Oh.
I mean, that, I think I have a mullet in.
The second best mullet of the match.
Oh.
Oh, I know.
Yours is shit.
the best player there left.
Or our team.
Yeah, like actual foot. I think I actually think it's Asia.
That second row has got infinitely better.
No, they got it.
They got it.
I knew that.
Put him up top. Put him up top.
Who? What?
Somali Boola.
Are you putting up top?
Who's you?
He's a defender up top.
Is he a defender?
No, you need to stop with this
Boys we all get into the dregs
Speaking of dregs
There's one man here in the lights, Gregs
You like him but not as much as him
Do you think Chas is good?
I've got insider info
He was at Spurs Academy when he was younger.
That means nothing man, he weighs 1700 pounds.
That's a good point.
But the techniques still exist somewhere in the room.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, why did he get big then?
Well, what he does, right?
Is he goes to the shop and he buys things and eats them.
And he doesn't stop.
Yeah, fair.
You would know.
You would know, bro.
I haven't got a friend in a month.
What's his...
Oh.
Yeah, say a level, say a level, yeah.
Any time today, boys.
All right.
Football is a game of tactics.
Some good ball movement is necessary.
One, two is but one thing in particular that I love.
Triangles.
Oh.
I don't get it.
11-pick.
Yeah, I'm a 3.
Oh, yes.
Of the Sidemen drags.
Mark Rober.
AJ Chabille.
Yes.
Goal.
That's it.
Oh, man.
Guys, if you know what, good cheer, good ball.
A lot to it.
A lot to it.
A lot to it.
AJ.
What do you need to do, Ethan?
I'll do it.
Come on, baby.
All right, what?
Come in with George Clarkson, girl.
We're not fucking losing.
Take one here.
Come on, baby.
It's a big one.
Come on, bro.
Don't translate.
The next pick for the YouTube All-Stars team, he once played at the Spurs Academy, then
ate it.
No!
It's just one.
They don't like it.
Come on!
Is he actually?
Is he actually?
Is he actually allowed?
There's no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey, right?
Is he actually exposed to me?
There is no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey.
There is no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey.
There is no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey.
Yeah, man, okay, there's no way
I watch this one. All right
We we actually will be all the methods. Okay, so we are in the need of athletic ability. Yes
Someone's a acrobatic ability. Oh
I have seen this man do a bicycle kick
It's bad, fuck!
Burn the wound!
You know what?
Smart.
Yeah.
We're choosing.
Our pick is for Clips.
He'll get a new one.
He's the biggest Clip.
It's true.
You're not a Clip farming, that's what you're doing.
Yeah, we're going down in history, don't worry.
Alright.
Do it.
Man eats whole team.
Hey.
Remember, you do this.
I do do this.
What do you do?
Ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, we've got a pic.
How is that?
Oh.
All of us.
You like that?
No, but when I mentioned this man, all the Senoritas are going to be squirting everyone.
No, no, no.
I didn't like that.
I hate it.
I really hate it.
No.
Don't prove it.
Don't prove it.
Yeah, but they're not Senoritas.
No.
That's why.
This?
Can we change your pic?
No.
and has the whole of the Spanish market in his hands.
Ooh.
I mean, she got it.
Hola, Ibai!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah, nice.
And hello and bye.
Just an hello and bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
Hello and bye.
Just a hello and bye.
Just a hello and bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
Don't know if he can play football.
No, me either.
Dick Star, what you think?
Is there not a face for a player who's trying to pick me
in my life, yeah.
I think everyone's forgotten.
I think they think it's still right.
Is he good?
Yeah, yeah.
That would get a little depressing.
The bookie just called and they said that Sidemen are getting snuffed.
That sounds like insider trading.
I'm whacking lumping on it.
It's a mystery player, but it's not a mystery.
You guys going to pick anyone?
Yeah, it's a mystery player.
On the board there's a mystery player.
Now we all know who the mystery player is.
Who is the mystery player?
Who is it?
We'll take the mystery player.
What a place to play. Who is it?
Oh my god. What?
Who is it?
The mystery got long and sheer.
The thing is if he wasn't a mystery player, we wouldn't...
If he wasn't a mystery player, we would have taken him.
Alright, we know who we're going to.
Alright.
Bro, they need someone to match.
My last pick, pick me!
We are claiming the Spanish fans.
We want the nation behind us.
I'm thinking tech.
We're taking Elrubius.
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
See me, Gustav!
I mean...
How's he going to look at John?
Do it, do it, do it.
Vic!
Sorry, guys.
You're friends with Elrubius, right?
Can he play football?
No, we can't play football.
So you're telling me he's Spanish and he can't one-two a football.
Now he's in a hole in his foot.
You should just go up and say it in French.
Bonjour.
Jimapel Josh.
Nobody wants me.
Just sweep it.
Just sweep it.
I thought we were locked in.
We leave him to last.
Yeah, yeah.
If we can avoid him.
Oh god, if you pair me up with a run-o, I'm a crack.
You can't be talking about me alone, right?
Just run.
You don't pick.
What was he talking about, bro?
Not me alone.
Not me alone.
He can't be alone.
So you guys, like I'm with a Spanish audience, our team's looking pretty, um...
Brexit.
Brexit.
Yeah!
Sorry.
We're gonna go for another language.
So, uh, Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Jean-Pierre-Joseph.
Gentlemen today, uh, me pick.
Yeah.
I mean...
Wee, wee, wee!
Wee, wee, wee!
I'm gonna push.
I'm gonna push.
That's meh.
That's my face.
That's meh.
That's meh.
I think we take Jinx.
You know this.
Right, governor?
Right, pal.
Yes, now!
Get out there, you tart.
Next pick for YouTube All Stars is...
Amanda's gonna carry us through...
We're tracers!
Carrie! Welcome to the team, bro!
Let's go!
Carrie Midante!
Are you picking up some markets or the...
We are trying to become...
We're trying to go down in folklore.
It's going to be Indian heritage.
When we get Carrie to score against you.
Spain and India are going to go on.
Do you know the sidemen?
Yeah, I know JJ. I know Simon. I know him.
Oh, it is Kirby.
You real bro?
I think you're cutting out what you're doing.
What are you talking about bro?
You know what? Hey, I went wrong.
I'm just fucking mad.
I'm just fucking mad.
I'm just stupid about this.
AB is gonna be...
What is this for?
Listen, look who's out here.
Why she don't know?
We need any more revenge.
No, no, no. We don't want to.
No, we need to talk to her.
Why is he there?
Why are you there?
Is there a mistake on the board?
What?
Is there a mistake on the board?
What?
Who's Stay Ronaldo?
I think you should just pick him.
No, genuinely.
Yeah, you should do it.
That looks like your kind of thing.
Do it, do it, do it.
I don't even know.
There's that thing on it.
He's literally Ronaldo.
Yeah, he's slightly, I'm sorry, body fat.
Oh my fuck.
Yeah, but what if Fat Ronaldo?
You see that?
Yeah.
He's a fat Ronaldo.
That's the wrong one.
It's a stable renown, that's the holy trinity.
Yo, that's f**k!
I spoke about tactics already.
Oof.
And the importance of them.
Okay.
Yes.
And I know that the team that will win this game
is the team that adapts.
Oh!
What is that?
Does he think, bro?
He doesn't even know any f**king soccer football players, man.
Come on, that was fun.
I'm going to play for him.
More than a phase.
Ah, yes.
Dad, you're going to be successful.
Easy pick.
Ah.
We've got...
I mean, Danny, sure he's Danny.
A-B's all right.
No, let them have some fun.
Let's get Danny back.
He's actually very quick.
Glad you was him or him.
How much was him?
Yeah.
And then you choose.
Yeah.
Can I get a bit of silence, please?
No.
Now, we're going to continue with the international picks.
We saw you got a meme.
Joe, we're really bottom ten, man.
That was very mean.
Oh, we're bottom ten.
This is so cool.
What we're going to do, we're going to squeeze your necks after we get squeezed in.
Yes!
Oh, my God.
Yes, yeah, bro.
Congrats, man.
Congrats, bro.
Good luck communicating this.
No, I'm cohesive.
I wasn't part of being on the same team as you were, devil.
Red Cameline.
Red Linx.
Our whole team speaks football.
Oh
I think I think I'm gonna pick him because of
I'm not sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you picking?
And he can go for like this guy or whatever.
Yo, are you guys going to pick or what?
Are we, are we, you, are you, are you talking about bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big mistakes.
Big mistakes.
Leaving players like that and still on the table.
AB's going to be four.
AB's burning right now.
Well, Fynots.
Well, we're not picking him now, we've got something under the radar on that thing.
And that's a low key baller.
Ronaldo.
No.
For our next pick, the side benches, Jeezy.
Yeah.
I feel like he can get over the lip and lock.
Jeezy.
Yeah, can we see Jeezy's highlight tomorrow?
Yeah, he plays rock-n-roll.
Bro, wait, why are there only four in two slots left?
He fell over the ball.
I
We need diversity, so we're taking fun
He's right that's it
There's a six pack. Yeah. Yeah. In the freezer. The girls don't be liking that.
You know, we should have taken a B. You should have.
Compare Phantom and a these physics just really cool. I'm saying
yeah, no picking Phantom. Well, fans faster than maybe what I don't know. In the last
I'm just saying that over me.
Oh, yeah.
A B didn't.
Maybe didn't even have a channel.
I'm sorry.
No, he wasn't in it, but he didn't tell me.
Also, A B, what fucking super name?
It's a lot more.
I see these way.
This is a build different.
I think no one was taken.
Yes.
They didn't see the kajuri.
And it's from like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm fit now.
Okay, on this board, we have, we have someone with a, yeah, a very great mullet, um, athletic, athletic, yeah, athletic, fast, youthful, and, uh, needs to prove himself in the charity match.
We got laser beams!
Wait, that's my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, this is like, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm gonna just go.
Wait a minute, what?
I don't talk down to the game like that.
I'm gonna just get lit and I'm gonna just say it, God damn.
I'm not even gonna try to become the same.
It's all right, it's all right, it's so sad.
Danny's also there, by the way.
Danny's there, Danny got money too.
We can have so many more.
Is Danny good at football?
You know what?
I'm tempted to make them choose.
Because if we choose, if we choose AB.
Yo, this is dead ass crazy, bro.
The fact that I'm good with this fucking top little fucking
Do so much wrong bro, I swear
Yeah, that's all we're fine. Yeah, we'll take any of these exact
It's gonna be whoever's left that thinking Danny that's it
Next up for youtube all stuff this is insane. This is insane. He's gonna put his weiner in your mouth dog
Weiner dog
Oh, I got picked up for Danny's.
This is our final pick.
This is it, yeah.
Right, let's lock it in, lad.
Oh, my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
What you want if you don't mess up the mic?
What have you got?
Oh, my god.
He got his hair, bro.
Please, thank god.
I don't think we have one more player.
This is the final pick.
This is it, yeah.
Right, let's lock it in, lad.
This is the next one.
No, Ron is last.
100.
100.
Who do you want on your Sunday?
I think...
hear me out
I think Danny's a better footballer
but as far as I work
maybe he's gonna outrun
I don't think...
stop it
who do you want on your sub-base
I think...
I think Danny's a better footballer
but as far as I work
maybe he's gonna outrun
I think Danny's gonna outrun
I don't think he'll out of breath
He said running is the worst motive ever.
Oh, shit.
They're not picking Ronaldo.
They're not?
Oh, my god.
I swear Ronaldo...
They're not going to give us AV and Daniel as well.
Best for me is to be real.
We can't have Ronaldo.
He's literally made a song about having sex with me.
Really? Yes!
I understand.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
100 times now.
He's like, he comes to the chatty match.
No, he literally said,
Word to God,
he will let me...
I missed this whole second.
Yeah, you know what? You are loved.
I really don't want to do it.
What did it happen?
It like, it hasn't happened yet.
But he's going to, he's in here.
Change it from after it's done.
After we destroyed them.
No.
We'll destroy him.
No, no, what?
Please.
No, man.
He's down here just to defend.
There's three people left.
There's no, there's actually no way in God's greener.
Am I the last fucking pick?
Yo, I think you're choosing Aldo.
How do I tell you, Pink?
You've got to take Ronaldo.
He's literally called Ronaldo, God.
Oh
Why
you
you
you
you
you
You
You are mr. Far himself oh my fucking god, yo, that is embarrassed
That is embarrassing.
Hey yo thank god I wasn't last pick.
Imagine the same.
What was the first thing wrong?
Go on.
Alright.
So short.
Wow
Very soft. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god
He won't hit you would think by now
Okay, so it's a pink I don't I don't like kicking on that. Yeah
No, he's too nervous be careful, bro
Like an inside episode
You've got give it a little bit if I if I do the money on this today, yeah
I think I put on the other side.
Yeah, go on to it.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Yeah!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, he's done it, he's done it.
It's too far.
Where'd it go?
It went too far.
See, it bounced behind the goal.
It bounced behind the goal.
Yeah, it went too far, right.
Oh!
You gotta watch.
One tweet.
Bro, this is embarrassing, man.
We see.
What the fuck is stable Renato gonna do, man?
What is he gonna do?
This is great usage of
This Mimi right here great usage. I'm gonna like this cat great job
Ironic listen, I wasn't last pic. That's all that fucking matters. Oh my god
My last pick was impossible.
They literally said they didn't even want me.
They literally said...
Mother, they literally said I don't even want...
Wait, I'm getting a phone call.
Wait, they're saying a phone call?
Wait.
Nobody's calling my fucking phone.
Wait.
Why is this shirt off?
Simon!
Yo, bro.
Yo.
We're on the same team.
Yeah, you didn't even fucking want me.
No, it was our plan.
Because you know, like we wanted to make you look bad so that they didn't choose you so you weren't our team.
Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! I was the last pick and you literally said,
straight over and up, you didn't want me.
Yeah, it's because you're like a secret weapon, so I had to say it quietly so they don't expect anything.
Simon, may God strike both of us down and both of our families, I'm scoring a goal in the charity match and I,
you guys fucked up too much.
I do not put my family on the line.
I put both of our families on the line.
And Marlins.
And Marlins. Yep. Yep.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I swear to God if you're listening!
I'm not yo-
Yo, what kind of fucked up shit is this, man?
Why is it-
Bro, why am I like, oh, I'm sad I didn't give you-
I'm not a part of the charity badge.
Brother!
He said, stay over and out.
You didn't want me.
No, I whispered it, because I care about you so much
that I whispered it.
I wanted to say your name.
You know, nice to see you.
You know what else I want to know, man?
Let me see.
Oh, this person, this person.
Where's you?
I'll put a little bit more feeling in it.
Yeah.
Okay, you put a little more feeling into it.
Okay.
No, I get it. I actually got it. I think I understand what's going on here. Um, fuck you
Um, you guys are gonna regret this put me in for minimum 60 minutes watch what happens. Fuck you fucking sick of this
I'm sick of this bro. Like this is so fucking dog. I'm dead ass. They actually treated us fucking far
They dead ass treated me like a fucking fart of twitch bro
That fucking bathroom stonk
Are you dead ass
Are you fucking dead ass?
No, this is unbelievable.
You think that shit's funny?
Fucking laughing and talking to it, seriously.
It's insane.
About Marlin, like you're a shitty actor, bro.
The last pic they didn't fuck.
What the fuck do you mean you feel for me?
They didn't want you. They really didn't want you.
Dude, Marlin, I heard them. Yeah, I heard them.
Yeah, they didn't want you.
No, I listened to them. Yeah, I listened to KSI saying it.
the KSI saying it, everybody in the fucking,
everyone's been watching.
You say here with your dumb ass fucking butt in up,
thinking he was gonna get paid first.
Fuck you.
Yeah, they didn't want you.
That dumb ass fucking butt in,
that fucking fresh hair cutters
for this little shit right here.
I didn't get it, I got a haircut.
So they have to fucking disrespect you online,
they find him over, probably millions of people
watching both their lives and your life.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And then you fucking sit here,
I walk into your fucking room,
And you sit over a full fucking pretzel, where the whole fucking time is almost finished,
in about a day.
And you want an idea to fucking pick your pink-ass fucking little mouse.
Fuck this dumbass shit.
You're fucking the subject we picked, man, bitch.
He walks away with fucking this aura, just so much swag and aura, with a six-packing.
Oh my God, man.
Only Marley could do that.
Left this fucking sub-five P.
That's the morning twitch in despair.
I actually don't get it.
I got told I have 39% body fat on my-
Wow.
Hey, bro.
Not bad at all, Chad.
He's wicked!
Not bad at all.
Fourth to last pick? I got picked over Danny,
Eris,
and AB.
chat is that not a fucking w or am i tripping is that not a w
fandom got picked over me okay yeah but that was but this this draft happened before they saw the
training before i was constantly bro come on bro like come on man all right motherfucker i'm i'm fit
Now I pray to God they put me against Lacey put me on a film versus Lacey. I'm scoring a fucking hat trick
Phantom more useful than you bro. What I don't bro respectfully, bro, you know, I fuck with Phantom, but I
Don't I don't remember Phantom a Phantom highlight last year this year
Like at least last year I had a highlight. It was on Adidas. You know what I mean? Adidas most viewed clip
This year it's gonna be a whole different story a whole new fucking story. It's gonna be a movie
That's a low light. No, I think 40 million views plus is I consider that you got blacked a
blacked highlight
Chad just wait, bro, I'm not gonna lie. I
Train in private. So when shit happens
Motherfuckers are gonna be like, yo, wait, hold on. Where do you get the did he pull this out his axe?
No, bro. Work in silence. I've been working in silence. Okay?
They're working in silence
Just wait man, just wait just wait. No not fucking boxing man
Not boxing, bro. What are you all talking about?
I'm talking about football football footy footy
oh this is just this is not this is just not this is just nuts man see let's see
let's see this shit let's go through the car brother I've been going through the
a minute and then we're gonna go IRL bro um it's Sinna live let's check real quick
how the fuck am I supposed to stream Snife Sinna and Sinna's not live
call her
solo IRL no no I'm gonna go IRL I'm gonna be honest like
Like, y'all got, all got shit for today.
Meaning we got mad shit.
I'm in a whole different city.
Let's just fucking go outside and buy watches or some shit.
Go do conference.
Marlin Tweet, pre, aw man, at Sidemen.
Y'all really couldn't invite me.
Sadge.
What the fuck is this?
Are y'all seeing this?
Marlin leaked? Hold on, man.
Don't search it up, bro. Do not, do not, do not look at that. Do not look at that.
do not look at that unless you want to get slapped by a f***ing snake
oh my god bro
son
son
oh my god man
21 cars gift
21 cars
Yeah, all right, let's let's go through this shit. Let's go through this shit
Food the internet
How did the DJ get away with this?
69k likes?
Yeah, why were the only ones noticing this?
Yo that DJ, I'm not a liar bro, whoever it was, was like the music choice was fine but
But the transition was fucking blowing me like, what am I actually listening to right
now?
No one is noticing this, like is this normal in New York?
K-Time?
And then it was, um, my bitch is gay.
I'll never question your stories again Guapo
Bro, it is look crazy, bro
Oh my god
Ahhhh
Ahhhh, my god, bro
And then we got the fucking
And then we got the people to
The people to chat
Oh, my demon!
My demon's back!
Relax, bro
Relax, you need to chill, bro
Okay, I'm just taking pictures with girls that wanted pictures
That's not me
I'm on a path of righteousness and success
I'm on a path to do whatever I needed to do way back with all right. Let that shit in the past
Deep in home. Yeah, no, there's a genuinely something wrong with y'all
Get off the moral high ground, bro
There is no moral high ground chat. All right
What what y'all want me to see start fucking raising every person possible like like a mormon. It's 2026
Okay, leave that leave that shit to you know, that was 2024
Check a dap story. I fucking saw it. I saw his story. I
Saw a story. Oh my god. Wait, I don't know if I'm logged into fucking this
I don't like it.
You know how they just...
I don't sleep my fucking phone number.
You locked it, okay.
Ahem.
Sus?
What do you mean, sus? This is not my laptop.
This is woes is fucking weird-ass chat. Jesus
Oh, hell no, bro, you're not locked the fuck in there. Oh
Yo, yo mods. Oh my god
Yeah, he texted me this and he's like, yeah, he texted me a Twitter post from my column
And it was me from the past and me now brother
I'm not on that time at all. I need to skip this fucking
This this delusion out Charles mind that I'm gonna go back to fucking risen everything that has a vagina in sight
Cuz that's not that's not happening bro, and I know I'm going to Miami soon
But guess what I'm going to Miami with the bros. All right
Facts
Keep telling yourself that yeah, it's so real with you
The way the girl jumped around after the pink with Guapo behalf of NMS. We apologize
But why guvle acting like he don't be getting like so like guvle pools especially at the
OSES party.
He just doesn't tell ya'll bro.
He plays his character that he's a loser fucking chud, fat, fuck, who gets no girls.
Bro, that OSES party, FaceTime me the next day, oh my fucking god.
Yeah, that girl was funny, bro.
It's just not fair, this is the life I live.
Like this is some loser ass shit to tweet I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest with you this the guapo like it genuinely orcs me out when when guapo is like oh
Like oh my god. You're such a fucking demon bro. Like I love when you risk light like genuinely
He's dead 23
You know what I mean?
Is Guapo turning into a black pilled in cell?
Like how was every clip of me in that club like I was in that club for fucking 20 minutes?
Fucking eyes!
But Jason when I saw those girls talking to you, that ass I could see, I could see it in the fucking eyes!
They were like hungry lions!
Well they wanted to eat you!
DANGER, DANGER, DANGER...
Are you dumb, uh?
This clip is like, me just hyping people up bro, like y'all are so....
oh my....
YES!
YES!
YES YES!
Happy f**king birthday!
Happy f**king birthday.
I guess they want to f**king eat me...
Maybe Guapo was it lion's mother
Was blown as those outside if we're gonna start free my wife. Yes, yo
The reason why these girls knew me and why I was like, oh shit. Hey, what's up?
Because at the previous club I went to Osher McGuapo. They were there and ash like brought them
To our table and I like I like met them and I talked to them for a little bit
But like that's literally all
caught? What do you mean caught? In LA? Yes, in LA. And then they went to New York and then like,
and there's like, oh, what the fuck are y'all doing here? What are you doing here? You know what I mean?
In LA, yeah. But why are y'all saying caught? Like, I'm fucking, like these girls, I have no,
there's no, like, I have no relationship with these girls.
So you flew them to New York City. Are you fucking retarded?
Are you retarded? Like genuinely, bro. Genuinely. You think I'll find out five girls?
You are yo stop no I didn't know I did it look at this cuck in the chat talk about
I'm just so fucking done and it is me taking pictures with girls at the clubs
Like what are you talking about? I'm calling Guapo bro. Like I need it. I should need to check him, bro
I can't handle this shit no more, bro
Bro, they were trying to eat you
There's a story going on about you fly girls, but I've never flown out of girl unless it was my girlfriend or someone
Someone important to me it's facts. So shut the fuck up. That's that's that's that's stop feeding this illusion that I be fucking
Try why do you even call out?
Bro, I actually can't wait to see my every all of OCS in Miami bro. Like that's just that that's gonna be so fun
Bro, dude, did they go to sleep at fucking 5 a.m. Last night like what's last night that lit?
My D
Yo, I'm out. I'm uh, I'm lying right now. What's what's up, bro?
Where's Guapo
Yo yo!
Oh yeah, he said it.
Wait up, wait up, tell me what happened, tell me what happened, D-Beer.
What?
What do you mean?
It's been two nights, last days and in a row.
What? What you mean? It's been two nights last dancing in a row. What?
I've seen Yuki six days in a row. It's gotta be seven. Yeah, it's the last dance. Wait,
what? So Yuki's been in the OZF seven days in a row. Every day you've been in LA
She
Like you feel me in there is a drama like what's going on
Like right there's new I don't know these people I don't know these people
I don't know anybody, bro. To be honest with you.
It seemed like they see my everyone though, you bruh.
Cause they jump it up in the air already.
They take pictures of the team.
I mean, I seen you go up from fucking Asian girl to Asian girl
and that OSES, uh, uh, curb.
And the audience-
They gotta kill me if I wasn't.
Yeah, and you was risen all like Yuki,
but I thought Yuki was Guapo's girl.
Like, what's going on with that? Like...
Bro, this way.
I don't know.
Excuse me, mate.
Yo, hey, there you are.
What happened to being locked in after the club bro?
You out here partying every single night like, what's up with you bro?
Last night was supposed to be my last dance, but I did not like the performance I put up.
I talked to the fans after they did not like my performance.
Meanwhile, BG decided to do one last final fan service.
We're doing one last dance.
Yo, bro, y'all are having a...
What the... bro, how many last dances?
Hey, as many as we need.
Hey, I remember, my God strike is down, but tonight is not our final dance.
How many fucking like God striking y'all dental comments are y'all gonna make man?
This guy woke up
He talked to me
I'm lit too! I just went to the club bro, it's dinner
Yeah, Guapo bro, Guapo, Guapo
Wait, why? Can you explain what happened?
Hey, what about you and Yukido?
What about you and Yukido?
It was a good idea to go to the party with somebody else, but I'm so you're you don't got shit going on
Yeah, yeah, you keep from you
Sayi took you keep from you say either
I
Read in the chat bro, this is literally I'm reading the chat
So eat to Chloe oh she took Chloe from you
Fuck is Chloe
brother
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about?
Nothing. Nothing.
You said I'm all raised as you did.
When I told you he went to the dance floor and split the dance floor, like Moses split the rest of me.
He just did a single hand motion. Every girl in a hundred meter radius fucking looked at him like he was Jesus Christ.
Okay, that is insane! That is actually in...
I didn't know you were a no-kick.
When I tell you when Jay speaks, they fucking listen.
When I tell you, we were at the table, we were at the table, brother, 18 girls, they were all waiting in line for their turn to speak to Jason.
Every single fucking...
Why would he please check him, bro? Why would he please check him?
Please check him?
You need to check him, bro.
You need to check him?
You need to check him.
You call my name?
There's not enough girls in this world to handle the greed that you bring.
What are you talking about?
about so what did you see yesterday that was so crazy all I did was take
pictures with girls that's literally all I wasn't risen shit I was on I was
not that time at all
Okay
So so nice bro, you got the whole chest in demon home man everybody
Wait, okay, wait
How
AJ bro AJ AJ AJ
How long are you gonna play this fucking rule of like, oh, you don't get bitches. Oh jason and ween is
this person and
Like you act like you don't get any hoes bro. Like you get all the hoes
another 40 years. All right, well, in 40 years, I wanted to stop saying you're just to make
it up. Yeah. 40 years. So I don't know. People thought I was crazy when I say I try to talk
to these girls. Yeah, they weren't even acknowledged. They were actually focused, eavesdropping on Jason's conversation
from across the room, actually finding the perfect time to jump in. That's what they
were doing. What? I didn't believe you. I think you're a fucking liar. Guess
What? Guess what? I was chilling here. I was studying.
I was like, let me learn from the master.
I'm a lot of kids, Jason. I'm a lot of kids, Jason.
Guess what? They were talking to us on, uh, boom.
They're hypnotized. I'm not talking to you.
Yo, why would you, what happened to you, bro?
I'm dead ass, bro. I'm dead ass.
No, no.
It's fucking impossible.
Let me tell y'all something, bro. Let me tell y'all something, bro.
I'm not surprised what he does.
Can I tell y'all something? Can I tell y'all something?
No, please don't. Let's go.
Why are y'all so like, like blinded by whizzing women?
Why can't we all just like
I'm not trying to have a moral high ground bro because every day y'all trying to raise somebody trying to get a girl
That'll only put you in a hole that'll keep sinking and sinking and sinking
But your man is downing, do whatever you want, bro.
I'm completely...
You're just crazy.
You're using the need to...
You're just a need to...
One single hand motion, he controls the whole club.
It's fucking ridiculous, bro.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Don't worry, I'm not in any work.
Bro, just that commands every ABG across the entire fucking galaxy.
It's fucking ridiculous.
But, Greg, why me?
I don't want to talk to you more.
I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to me.
Fucking idiot.
I don't want to talk to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah go ahead and have fun raising or whatever the fuck y'all do
tonight last night go ahead yeah oh oh friend friend you were there you got
Your arm over this random girl, bro. You're never gonna talk to her after you leave LA
I am a friendly person. I try to be charismatic and I try to you know, just make sure everybody's happy
guy and girl
Bro, you did not talk to any guys at that fucking party
Any guys that you didn't know yes
Okay
All right, you know what it's fine. All right, bro, you know what I'm yeah, I'll be watching I'll be watching the last it's
So that I'll be watching
Okay
Thanks, bro. All right, bro
Hey
Like I like actually what the fuck like I just that's just that's just like insane
Wow
This man's different bro
Okay demon
You know what?
I'm talking!
Hey, but y'all are good together, bro!
No, y'all are good together!
Hey, talk to me, bro, you flowin', twin!
You're flowin', bro!
You got your hand!
Get the voice over!
That's like a hand!
Get the voice over!
That's like a hand!
Get the voice over!
Who is that?
Bro, these girls are...
Who is that?
Yo, what is yo, how are they invited so many Anna how the fuck yo, how do they know how they know so many Asian girls
Like genuinely
YDF
Wait, wait, so this is you so Yuki so Yuki
Yuki just invited everybody
YDF affiliate. Yes? So holy fucking shit. Wow. She knows all of the fucking West?
Ancient everybody in a fucking west
Wow infiltration was successful, I mean three days in a row like that's some crazy shit
Yeah, no facts like leadership, right?
In fact, if my kid touches on the rock, I'm a bandit.
My TV.
Oh, man.
Bro, who is this girl?
I see YBG give flowers to Sayin.
And then he's posted up taking selfies with this girl.
I'll see me what type of anime ass name is that
Move and let to LA YBG and there's you know this one bro. I've been trying to tell YBG
Move to LA man move to LA. He would be way more happier
But have way more fun there or whether it's the fucking
whatever this is or just all his friends here I would get like I would I
wanted to move out like so bad my brother just another me so yeah I'm
not lying I'm looking at the training part of my calm in the main thing I
did yesterday was get dressed. There's been one post about my fucking fit in this
column bro and then all of the other posts have been me in the club even though
I was in there for 20 minutes bro.
Geng Liga
And honestly looking at these fit pics
This fit is better facts or not
First fit like bro, it's some silky shit, you know, I feel like like there's not me
That's not me
I don't know what to do with you
Are they heavy?
No, they're not
They're heavy, they're always edited by clothing
That's a weak part, Terry
Let me get you ready.
Edited by Chloe.
Delete feelings?
I'm so calm. I'm lost, bro.
I don't know who the fuck this is.
I don't know what YBG is on, bro.
Mr. Leslie, you're him with the hard launch?
So Nod's got a girlfriend now?
No, I was got a girlfriend.
Everybody got a girlfriend.
Everybody got a girlfriend.
He claimed her for once?
Damn, Yana made him claim her.
That's crazy.
Big sister and little brother done to me.
They got so cool.
I'll love to sit up
Not me. Oh, no, John. You want to get for him, bro? Nah, John pull up on me, bro
Nah, John pull up on me, bro
This dude guess why he's not here. He's took he's fucking napping. He took a nap pull up on me, bro
No, hi. Nah John. Where you at?
This guy wants to type not me in the chat. Like you know what you're doing, buddy
Look at this look at this swag
You are very fun hey I appreciate that that means a lot I feel the same way shut up
I'm serious not too nice but I do mean it you actually are you're really fun
That was mad mad wholesome. I don't know why I did that. Holy. Nah, this is some fire right here.
This is fire. Wait, you gotta finish it. Wait, you gotta add color. That's fire. I'm gonna save that.
Yep, that's exactly how I know the bar.
That's exactly how I know the bar.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Long time no see, bro, this is just like, dude, I can't go back in time, bro.
Jason, the center, are you?
Oh, like on the only grand scale?
you
you
you
you
you
You know Caesar, and I was finding she knows, I don't know who knows, I don't know who
I was listening to that shit and I'm like, I enjoy life right now.
Like you're doing this shit. You're doing this shit.
It's obvious, bro. It's so obvious.
What am I doing?
Who are you?
What am I doing, bro?
You're a grown ass man.
You got...
Yeah.
Somebody fucking, I'm not saying it, bro.
Show your neck, show your neck, bro.
You wanna kiss him?
It's all over the place, bro.
No, why?
Show your neck, bro.
Show your neck.
That's cold, bro.
You're nasty, bro.
I ain't doing anything.
You're nasty.
How am I nasty?
What if I am controller?
So what'd you do that after sure you're gonna be honest when I told y'all when I walk I
came back late okay I got jumped yeah but yeah I jumped out yeah I was walking
along in New York I went to the wrong street I got fucking jumped are you
I
No, they did not do anything to you.
They got his ass.
No, no, no, no, they did not do anything to you.
They got you.
It was just some thugs and your brother.
Nah, they phoned out on that day.
Why?
No, no, no, because if you say that, you're inferring
that whatever the, you say it, you would infer that
the spies did something to my neck.
And I'm not.
Oh, what am I?
No, wait.
Who?
What you mean who?
Who the spy?
this body I don't know I don't talk to any of the spies so now you're making now
you're making it weird I'm making it weird whatever bro all right no more
beating around the bush bro all right you're you're him you're him that's all
okay you just get the back by go our row we need to do this we don't need to
do this
The directed second of a fourth last what the last yeah, yeah, bro at least you're not last
Apparently YBG's him
Why did he scored a three?
Wait, let me see this shit. What the fuck
YBG scored 83 that's it
Why would he eat a leg?
I'm trying to sober him up.
BITCH I WON't BE GOOOOO!
YOO!
But he's Mr. Ketchupine, I can't know if I'm having to get the water!
BITCH I WON't BE GOOOOO!
Oh, I have to go to it.
Yo, why would you start moving like this though? I swear to God he never he never was moving like this
You see what's going on bro? No, bro. They should not put you in there
Yo, you you in this fucking party you would have been moving crazy
Wait what what is this?
But you know that going to the strength of her to leave something damn
Damn, oh somebody's a saunty's bathrobe
show
She's all not so so basically what I'm getting is that
Everybody got some shit everybody got some this is the best one
What was it?
My favorite thing would be the sparkly her eye when you talk about things you love.
You know what I mean?
When I leak everything, it would be how hard you get feelings.
Because when you start feeling something,
I can tell you just like,
you're in your own world and you're in your own world and shit.
I've known you for like three hours.
I've known you for like three hours.
Welcome me to that world though.
I don't know, I don't know.
Welcome me to that world.
You know what?
She's falling in love with him though, bro. She's falling in love with him
Wait, bro, these clips are flooding in and this is
I'm sure I want you to give me a kiss.
I'm making a kiss.
No!
He's wallet!
Bro, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy.
Oh my god, that's insane, bro.
Cina's live?
Hold on, no negating.
This time.
I don't know what else to fast wait.
Let's do a hotel tour.
Alright man, this is the hotel tour track.
Welcome to my hotel man.
Man got the sweet bro top floor type of thing
We hear so first filming and we got a closet. I don't use closet who use the closet hotel boom
Mad rates class a a zoo. I don't know Manhattan signature
Classic that word and then we got mad snacks, you know, they mean
Might dabble into one of these already took down two of the stacks. Okay, boom second drawer
fucking sex drawer, okay
Dude
Everything imaginable in this fucking shit. Ah
I don't even know what devices that that's a crazy looking device. I'm gonna be honest with you
But yeah
Not gonna use that here. That's mad
see, bro
Rose toy that we got the sweet right here
Nice little view over here over New York
I'm it. I'm be honest not that nice got a beletzy booze that I'm probably never gonna fucking wear again very much as our huge
then we got
the bedroom
Nice little bed right here wake up
look myself in here by naked cuz I sleep by naked and
And just I do my face lymphatic drain massages in my eyes, right, trying to get under eyes.
Man, yeah, it's not bad for any of my nose.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Yeah, this is my bathroom right here and then I'm gonna take a piss real quick. This is the bathroom
This is where I'm gonna piss. Just one second. I'm gonna pee well, please don't show. Please don't show
Hey me, hey me
Any baby
You taste like a bad baby
Sink this fucking up right now. She has a suit though
and tick the car off you
I personally use tissues to clean my wiener
and probably the private
Hello?
What bro?
I thought I would have showed the camera in there
would you leave my shoes if you want me to
But yeah, we got big ass walking shower. This is a very nice shower, yeah
I gotta get my shit from Cina's crib, bro. Oh
We're my chrome my chrome
Bro Cina has my fucking $20,000 chrome belt
No flesh, no soap. Did she give you a key? Do I just go in as soon as hotel room when she's not there?
I do that now.
Oh, you're gonna put the shit. You gonna bring the night here?
Ah, you're right. I should get the later in the night.
um let's get dressed there see what what what who you should not put on today is
it cold outside you went it's cold yes I went it's like on some solar show you
probably wear like a windbreaker a light jacket
I didn't bring much bro. I didn't bring shit there. I brought this hoodie. It's a nice hoodie.
down from their shoots, their shoots.
What?
Wait.
It's nice.
Yeah, it's nice.
I'm just your worst threats.
Yo, you're the cutest fuck.
Bro, I was talking to the guy in the hoodie. What you mean I'm being weird?
And you making fun of me getting jumped in New York, fuck?
I didn't make fun of you, bro.
fucking said don't lie
fucking vampire
All right, let's see where since that
On IRL and Jack say thank you to for him to come back because
Ty will said he did not get back until seven in the morning this morning
They drove all the way from Albany to get back just go collab and then he woke up at noon
And he was like yeah, I'm up like I'm ready for cloud
I was like oh my god, but he's tired
I feel so bad so he like I even said I was like we don't have to go super long
It was no setup. It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it. Okay. All right cool. So the same thing is I will burn
All right
Um
Soon as going to the hood at 5 p.m. In New York
Don't be you ty little bro. Shout it
Shout it to ty little we got content today chat. Don't be fucking ty little man
Let's fucking go bro, all right, I should not just a pull up on sale or like
Fuck it, let's just go outside and see what the vibes are and then and then go
We need New York, bro. Matter of fact, let me get a piece of this chocolate.
Fun fact, dark chocolate, y'all, this one's for you too. Dark chocolate actually boosts testosterone and actually improves sex.
It makes the blood flow better.
Nah, I'm a troller.
Interesting.
I'll use that for next time.
Pineapples.
Hard chocolate.
Pineapple here.
Thank you so much, Earl.
You're welcome.
You're fucking dealing with me.
I'm the time for you to deal with me.
Well, I know this dark chocolate shit.
I don't know. I don't know.
Come on.
Take off.
I said I don't need this job.
I'm willing to fucking find a job.
This guy just showed me a sexy girl.
Bro, I don't know.
Like, dude.
You flexin' on me or something?
No, it's just getting fucking bad, bruh.
How people fucking look at me like I gotta beat the fuck up.
Joe, you told me to be gay.
Bro, you act like I asked for that shit.
And then I said, are we dead as 18?
And she said, no.
And then she just accidentally did it.
You can show.
Oh, wait.
I don't know if you're right or not.
I mean, I literally already said, yeah, but the floor,
bro.
I mean, yeah.
No, I'm not like that.
It's just like people that are younger
do that type of shit. Yeah, I said what are you? She's down there like my age.
Ah, what a beautiful day in New York.
Beautiful, beautiful day, trap.
What are our plans for today?
No.
Should we get fitted before we go?
Holy shit!
Where are we, bro? What is this?
We haven't really explored this building.
We haven't really explored where we're at.
Get fitted.
Build a bear.
We could go to Build-A-Bear again or we could go get gifts for Phantom, Evelyn-Ha, tomorrow
because I don't have a gift for Phantom.
But why not even gift Phantom?
And Evelyn-Ha, I definitely want to get a gift, whether it be another, but I already did the
Canal Street bit.
Chad, what should I get then?
Food for Phantom?
Bro, that's literally part of Maybach Mondays.
Oh
Chop cheese damn Queen jelly cats Chad do I go get jelly cats or not
Where the fuck am I at yeah another book
Yes, chrome are you not your goddamn mind
This dude said chrome, chrome foreverland
Yeah bruh, um, get the fuck off
What's that, what's that spot called?
S-woop-woop, uh, you know what I'm talking about?
Fuck, what's that, what's that toy store chat?
All the jelly cats, it's called like, uh, squirts or some shit?
What's it called? To all my new yorkians, please, somebody must know
Wait, what are they saying?
Fabio Schwartz?
A Files Schwartz?
Files Schwartz?
Yeah, yeah, there we go. Fabio Schwartz.
Alright, let me get him off.
You want a glissie or nah? Have you even ate him?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got no piranha on my phone, John.
Oh
No, no, I got it. All right, we're gonna rock a filler
Oh
All right, I got the car we're going to rock a filler
That's a lot with me
Oh, she's already you
Bro, that's right here.
How you doing today?
Yep.
Nice. That was quick.
Thank you.
Very quick. You got the medic glasses on.
Yeah
Record it
Fun fact nine people
Damn chat black check for two people
It's how we go to chat.
Instantly spotted, yes.
There, chat.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
My throat feels crazy.
But tomorrow we gotta do.
We just gotta pull through until tomorrow, man.
Because tomorrow, May back Monday, Phantom.
Let me know what questions y'all want me to ask him.
I got everything cooked up, but who knows, bro.
Y'all are like detectives, bro.
So I think I was screaming too much last night
Yo Wendy David of tag gifted thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You were doing
Screaming doesn't give you a runny-dose. I had a bit of a runny-dose yesterday
But today just like enhanced
Are you laughing at?
Yeah
It don't hurt in
You've been screaming what's good with last night bro. Are you dumb?
I did nothing last night after stream. I was straight. Oh, I'm just going off your words, bro
Yeah, I dapped like a thousand people last night that I ate pizza without washing my hands
So I probably just got something. Yeah, I probably got a little sick. Yes, though
You would other hand you were really losing fucking bro. No, bro. Let me what I told you on stream
You know what I did, but what for a walk? Yeah, you were for what with a girl that you got
that you got
Vampire marks on your neck. I got jumps
Jesus
New York people crazy dude
Jesus, man. And you know what's crazy? I usually get double beds for us. But, but, first time, we get so low rooms, you crack some shit.
Okay. Sorry, sorry.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't care about that. I'm just lying because just look at the fucking hotel room, bro.
Don't ever say I never did nothing for you.
Oh, I never said that. I don't ever.
I'm always thankful every single one of you and everything wait is your room just like exactly like what no it's like a studio
But it's nice. So yes nice as fuck
totally right back bro come on
But she did she come with me like oh nice
No, she's not like that she's not like a
Like a like a like a materialistic person like that
Okay, she didn't she didn't pull of it top floor John
No.
Is that a road out your fucking dick?
Oh, what the fuck?
You're fucking hate.
No, you're fucking free.
You're hating my...
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm too far again.
That was weird.
Sorry.
I don't know.
I don't care what you say.
You don't care what I say?
You don't care what I ask?
No, I don't care what you ask.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just don't leak, uh...
Uh...
Yeah.
Everything it's on the ball. Oh my god use the drawer. No, I she didn't know what?
No, you're an idiot, bro
The fuck you mean I'm an idiot. I don't want to use that shit
In the room is on your car, bro. I'm not gonna start opening shit. Oh, I don't care. It's fine. No, bro
It's on me, but they had like this oil. They like a fun. I had like this oil
I was looking at it. You bet about it. I was I was dead reading that the
The the the back of every package they had like oil like this. I don't know what it is. You didn't see it
Yeah, I saw the oil but I didn't read into it. You get a G apparently had drink it 30 minutes before oh shit
I think it's like a honey pack or something. I'm a bit better than I see her again than like I'm like, you know
You see the drawer yet?
That's a conversation starting starting
Saw it you freaked Jason. No, I'm not I'm just like why is there a section to work and I was looking and
Did you show them the the shower mirror?
By the shower window. I don't have that. You don't have that you have that
What if you look you gave me that room?
Do you know that shower window where like you can flip the switch and you can see right through it on the bed
Like you're laying in the bedroom and you see right through the window and it's like the shower
Yeah, that's my just it. No one to use that shit. I don't know. I see me shower
Man
Man
Yeah, I don't know why it's chat. It's not even like a
Sex hotel. It's like a regular. It's like a regular hotel. I don't know why it's so freaky
That's probably one of the craziest and best hotels I've ever stayed in.
Nah, I went to Japan.
Oh, I know you didn't go to Japan.
Nah, I think I went to Japan.
I think I went to Japan.
I went to Japan.
What?
Insane.
Yeah.
Insane.
Love Hotel?
Nah, that's not the love hotel.
I
Never been told look at the big all that shit. Oh, oh fucking battleship
That's insane you could probably go on it explore it. I wish
That's insane
Hey
I
Reanshift from one piece
Oh, it's a museum. Oh
I
Guess I'm going to
You always got a weak at fit on your embarrassing us are you fucking dumb I got sweat in a hoodie on right now
Let me tell y'all something, bro.
I'm never gonna put my best fit on stream because then people expect that every single
stream to me to have a crazy-ass fit.
So usually my default outfit is either black shirt or sweats.
So then when I pop out, people are like, damn, hold on, he gon' keep put that shit
on.
You know what I'm saying, Jack?
It's fixed.
she was your best friend. You got a stylist. Yes bro, I got a stylist. You caught me dude.
You caught me.
your fashion room Jack when wisdom releases that tick-tock that we made
together that's just gonna change the game bro shout to wisdom bro I was his
he said that I'm his first-ever collab which is crazy because I'm not even
into fashion like that bro I'm trying to get more into it but the fact that he
chose me bro it's a honor bro shout out to wisdom he's mad cool the concept is
actually very cool like it is it's one of his series he's done it before I'm
not gonna say what it is specifically but it's gonna be cool
first collab and he let you put on bullshit he picked a fit for me he had a
fit organizing everything put it on me and I had a he said just look just sit
there and like be mad serious so I don't know bro I feel like I might look a
little cringe bro cuz I was like straight face like straight face trying
to look like oh yeah I think I think the editing will make me look good.
I think I should have put you in was actually nice. Dude my feel was nice my
feel was good like that was the freshest I ever felt like I didn't I
I didn't feel like myself, bro.
I felt like I was, like, somewhat different.
So I'm coming by to put you in some crazy shit
next time you walk.
Next time I walk?
Yeah, next time you walk.
You think I walk again?
I think so.
After that video drops, they can play walk.
Oh my God.
What if Kai, for a revet, he does his first walk
in his only streamers?
Yeah, he's not doing that shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's the fire I did, though.
That would be fire, though.
If it was all streamers, no, that shit's kinda cool.
They put Marlin first and then make him go last two.
That was it.
He just ate him, bro.
He not doing that?
He not doing that, bro.
He's not hitting you up the model for a vet?
I mean, bro, now listen.
That's not bad shouts, I feel like I wouldn't mind man. Let me know man, I'll do it.
Catch up on JJK? Yeah. Who wants a new JJK chat?
Terrible shouts.
Ah, my god.
She was peak
I've been watching mad shows
JJK
Invincible
That new spider-man is by the head
Every single spider-man and it's been a month for you
Page with him and Zendaya
Honestly got me mad
Sad
But that's just gonna be
This shit might be peak bro
Dude
There's theories of him turning into man spider chat
Is he about to turn into man spider?
I'm not larping
Would you rather go back to the beginning of your stream career or miss the next two years?
Go back I want to miss the next two years
Because who knows what happens in these two years
for all I know bro the next two years I might be I might be dead I might not I
might not be streamed anymore
W hunger don't say that knock on one
I don't know what...
Did you see BTB Des Clovafest's performance?
Ugg the crowd was turd
No, what are you saying?
Nah, I heard Clova... I heard it was lit though, bro
I was... I was trying to go, like I'm not even trying to go, but uh, I don't think I could have seen it
Cab, I swear to God.
Classic, bro.
Classic New York City.
Dude, what is happening, man?
chat until we're there. I'm gonna get mad jelly cats. I'm trying to get a fan of my toy too,
or he's not really into that, huh? You going to single baby shower? Baby shower? Yeah,
I'm going to single baby shower. Baby shower. Mm-mm. A bear? Cologne? He's fucked with anime?
get him a big-ass jelly cat um do you think it's a boy or a girl chat I think
they already had an off-stream baby shower but now they're doing an on-stream
baby shower wait did I reveal the kid today I think it's a girl no it's a
girl yeah it's a girl holy shit bro I don't have a gift at all and I fly in
the same day I won't be able to get them a gift and everybody brings gifts to a
baby shower
Oh
Holy shit
I get looted do more shit, man
That fucked up like lucky like low key though low key though
Oh
That is your job. Yes. Yeah.
She's always on. She's always on.
I just forget. I'm not assistant, bro.
I really have to forget.
I guess I know it's her job, bro.
here we are let's see what's going to get Evelyn down
is it on right here?
no it's right there, remember we went over there
oh wait, remember we went right there?
where the flag is on?
oh yeah it's on the right here
here we are bro
damn
rock of the fall
Rockerfellers said last time I was here bro need a limp when up
What the fuck are you talking about?
I love New York bro
Did he really get first paged? Yes dude
Get a gift for Cina?
Um, no.
What the fuck?
Bandit guy.
What's up dude?
What the fuck?
She got you a bag?
Um, you mean coach gave her a free bag and she needed someone to give it to?
And she decided to pick me because I was in the same city as her
JK
I
There's bro
Oh, I remember now
Damn, it's late outside bad people
I
Busy day, New York Monday in New York chat
Wait, it's Sunday. I'm losing track of time
Let's go jelly cat and then then I'm going straight to center
Wait, am I just gonna carry a fucking jelly cat everywhere with me. I didn't think about this
I'm a fucking dipshit piece of shit now.
No, you guys leave the shit with the sinner in the harem.
Oh, yeah.
Then you come back and collect your fucking $20,000.
New York City!
How you doing?
Chillin' there.
We are here.
We are back.
Feel it good? Feel it great?
For that
Ah
Time to get some toys
Oh, this is definitely a tour spot you see the bike
Holy shit
Stop bro
Let's go
How did you find me?
Bro, I'm stalking you, man.
My school.
I went to your airport.
Oh, yeah.
And I've seen him at the airport.
He's a lot of y'all.
Yeah, you know what?
We can take a photo.
Bro, you're a rare breed.
Yes.
Cool.
Oh, my God, man.
Did anyone have to get a flip, though, sir?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it real quick.
Real photo?
Real photo, sir?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh man, what up man, what up?
What the fuck?
What's going on?
You want me to take it?
No, I'm not.
Wait, can you get the camera?
No, I'm working, sorry.
Three, two, one.
Thank you, bro.
Alright man, alright man.
Let's go, good photo, good photo, good photo!
One, two, three.
Action, let's go!
Open up, bro, open up!
Let's go, hang in there, bro!
I'm telling you, I gotta get toys!
Ah, shit.
Fucking door, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Just get to
I'll get to bro
Two jelly cats, I get fed them like some food or some shit
Like I give a food jelly cat or is it Gord ask me?
Did you get something small you might have to bag or something. Yeah, I don't know bro. I don't think you'll like it
I'm about to just get him a door to ask you if you've already called it a day.
Why are you fandoms weight loss journey?
Should have never started.
You might take a picture.
Yeah, I got you bro.
Alright man, have a good one.
It's not the ching out.
Check out John
All these guys there
The big ones right there, that's not jelly cat though bro my girls know the difference between a big jelly like a jelly cat and just some just some off-brand shit
I think she'll like it what the holy jelly cat died here
I want to jump through it.
I want to jump over and down on it.
Yeah, get it there.
Oh, hi.
Let me try, let me try.
Yeah, okay.
Get it up.
Get it up.
Get it up.
Did you get it, bro?
I didn't know you jumped through it, bro.
I got you, bro.
I started to do content creation.
I started YouTube.
Hey, good to meet you, man.
Can you get a photo with you?
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Good to meet you, man.
Alright, bro.
Likewise.
He's just a kid dude, hey hey, he's just a kid, hey.
They ate them like chocolate?
Can't be excited bro.
Oh.
They're jelly packs today.
They're jelly packs. Keep ready.
My friend.
Your friend.
Do you want a bag?
I would love a bag.
This one?
One bag is cool.
If they see it, they'll...
Yeah, they can have it.
100!
It's expensive, yeah.
Oh, I'm okay.
Thank you.
I guess they're not asking.
I think they're thinking we're skinned.
There's only that enough.
Ooooooh!
Oh
Right here sir. Welcome to the magic cards of mystery
No, I'm exhausted. All right. What's your name Jason Jason and
Richard nice to meet you. Just the tip top. Yeah, because I want to be viral
Great to be by you, sir.
Thanks.
I want to follow you to it at the end.
Okay, I got you.
Where are you from?
I'm from Orly, Texas.
Welcome to where we meet New York.
Pack of cards.
They're all different.
All different.
Get a nice tight shot of that.
Tell me when to stop, Jason.
Any time.
Stop.
Take the card.
Show it to the camera.
Okay.
Put it back.
All the other cards go on top.
Jason, give it a tap.
You did it. And you did it well.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Camera right here. Jason, turn that card over.
Clova, three of Clova, how?
Is that yours?
Yes, how did you do that?
I mean, when I'm done, you did it. I didn't do anything.
Watch. We're going to mix it up, Jason.
We'll mix it up, we'll mix it up.
How did you do that?
You're going to find it again, Jason.
That's it.
Cut a bunch of cards off. Any amounts. You did it again, Jason.
How?
That's crazy. You can show the next one. Jason, here's another one. Watch. We'll mix it, we'll mix it, we'll mix it.
Tell me a number from one to ten. A number from one to ten.
Six.
Six. One chance to change it, it's your choice.
So I can change it in my mode?
Well, tell me how fast.
Okay.
Uh, six diamonds.
Well, no, not a card. Just a number from one to five.
Oh, okay. Seven, seven.
Final choice.
Let's count to the seventh card, Jason. Count with me.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seventh card. First of all, two things.
Thank you for not doing the six, seven thing.
I'm going to go to ask the other one.
And if you said eight, it would have been this.
If you said one less, Jason, it would have been the king.
You said card seven, turn it over, Jason.
No, no, no.
Jason, come back.
We'll take you a three.
We'll place it here.
This is the grand finale.
Watch this.
Give it a hit.
I felt the power and I felt the force of Jason.
When you hit it, oh, it's a little bit harder, Jason.
Oh, you messed up.
Oh, you messed up.
Of course.
But don't tell anybody.
Just the world.
You did it now.
Look, you hit it right out of the pack.
Tell me if you see it.
You don't see it.
That's because you made a perfect pose.
Isn't that crazy?
Wait.
I'm not.
Hello.
Want us to do one more?
That's called the Sengali death. We actually have one left, but we also have it in the kits.
The magic.
The magic is a lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
Are you saying if I buy this I can do the same thing?
I promise you. You can do the same thing.
Because it comes with video, it comes with written instructions.
Last time a magician never tells how to do his magic.
25 bucks
Okay, well, okay, well I'm gonna look around by some more toys and I must be back. Thank you
Alright man
Tiktok slash lacy lacy everywhere
Lacy
La see why I don't know how to operate
Lacy
All right, all right, sir
Can you get a quick thing?
Alright man, have a good one.
It's going dude, come on, jellycats, LJs.
I got to set it on the ground brother
Why I said I had ego, what I do?
I literally didn't do anything
Did I ignore someone?
No, I wouldn't say
You get a dirty phone for that
You're talking about a brother?
One of the senior tiktok who's Dave one person shout it's a bro try to sell
Yeah, I got you bro. You know what's the movement New York on a Sunday like
Oh my god K-Town brother everybody say K-Town
Soho, what's it? Soho?
K-town every day yo Chad, do I re-hit K-town today?
Yeah, well, of course you're with it. Hi, man
Hi, bro
Of course John is down to go to K-town
Which has there a Chinatown here
There is but how lit is Chinatown like K-Town
K-Town can get lit when Chinatown like does Chinatown get lit or not
Pastry's better. Yo, bro. How you doing?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it
What do you mean, she ran away?
Alright, let's see.
It's time to Shweemsnipe Sinna.
Let's look at where Sinna's at.
I'm definitely not looking at her location right now.
Yeah, she chared to me yesterday.
40 fucking minutes!
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
Can you photo? Can you photo?
Yeah.
Prize.
You gonna ask me?
Yeah, can you take the photo?
Yeah, I got you.
One, one, one, two, three.
Yeah, I can get it.
night or do I go to k-town for for the second time if I or both both we end
by in the night in k-town bro in k-town at 5 30 p.m. okay wait yo 60 60 can we make
Uh, alright, 60, are you watching right now?
Go to Seatown?
60, can we make a bingo card right now?
Lost in New York. I got drafted before Wendell, before you.
No fandom, bro, I'ma be honest.
You know, be fucking with me.
You know, Fanta, bro, to be honest, there's gonna be a liability on that field, bro.
I don't know how you got drafted before.
That's a bitch. That's an old car. That's like $300,000.
That shit was sexy. I can't even lie to you.
We're in the same team? Not a fact.
You want to do Lost in K-Town?
Brother.
Oh, my fucking god.
Dude, chat.
It is 5 30 p.m.
60 make up make up make a big oh shit or some shit bro. Alright make it make a big oh shit
Make a tick tock with a random person
Well, what should be on this big oh shit
What up, bro
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'll take it bro. Thank you. All right. Thank
tongue tongue so hard
well
Tungtung so hard
That's insane
Go to fleshing
I
Listen triple cheese go to Cina
Jack's it is a 40 minute fucking drop. All right
Do y'all do y'all actually want me to go to sinners because I'll be real girl
I'm I'm just gonna sit there in the car for 40 minutes, and I don't even know what I'm gonna do
I feel like I
I bet I bet
Go to Chinatown
We don't know
He's going for some shit
I've been to Chinatown
It's lowkey dead in Chinatown
So that's only one option?
Yeah
Are you dead or actually dead?
Bro, what?
It's cat time or actually dead in Chinatown
It's cat time or actually dead in Chinatown
There is no way
Y'all want to picture?
Yeah, I didn't get any
I don't know
I got you, I got you, I got you
Yeah, you want to go to Chinatown
Yeah, you want to go to Chinatown
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh
Yeah
So ho do some shopping last time I went shopping. I
I already went shopping yesterday
Go to K-town bingo cinema. What up, bro?
Yo, how you doing?
Safe job, bro.
Looking fresh, bro.
Safe job.
Safe job.
Go in a helicopter.
I'm saying go in a helicopter.
Fuck, bro.
There's got to be somebody in New York I can link up with right now.
Chat.
There's got to be.
Do street interviews.
Madi?
I'm going to text Madi.
What's that?
Bro say anything.
That ring is in Atlanta, I think.
SUNY LEA.
How about this, bro?
How about this?
All right, how about this bro? How about I make an actual friend, bro?
So actually this is just starting you like YouTube like I don't want to serve you in this door too much
No, you're good, bro. I started YouTube like two months ago
And you know I want to start really getting into it this year
And I just want to know what's like a tip you got for me like keep going
I mean, you know keep on through with this and try to get me like some type of success. Okay, so wait
You want to you want to do you too?
I started back in February, I got too close right now, but I'm close to four videos.
Okay.
And it was like something that you got for me, right?
Well, I started YouTube.
I started off TikTok.
You can answer YouTube a little bit, right?
I know you do YouTube content a little bit.
Do you have your own editor?
I do.
Shout out to Sickie.
Shout out to Sickie.
What's it called, bro?
How about this, man?
Would you go to school?
Yeah, I go to school right now.
I actually don't even live in Manhattan.
I live before that.
Actually, I don't even live in Manhattan before that.
I actually try to represent my bro, Stan Island,
which nobody really, you know, nobody from San...
Nobody gives Stan Island bread.
You don't give Stan Island bread.
I can tell you.
Nobody gives Stan Island bread.
But you know, I'm trying to give it some representation
for the future.
I got you.
You know, I feel that, bro.
Listen, the post on TikTok short film content,
oh, that's all kids are doing nowadays,
the short film content.
All right, so post on TikTok,
Pressroom on YouTube, get assisted, and you should be posting more to me.
It's okay, my mission right now.
I don't know, I don't know.
You know what's love, bro?
Alright, bro.
Holy!
Okay, listen.
There's a lot of y'all.
How about it for me?
Where did you start it, bro?
Wait a minute.
Yo, yo, yo, what is it?
Please, please, niños.
Okay.
where are y'all from?
From Mexico!
Mexico!
Mexico!
Mexico!
Hey nice to meet you bro, nice to meet you
I want to go to Mexico
You know my name bro?
What's my name?
I've got you bro,
you the best
You the best
Oh my god
I got my picture bro
You're the best. Hey, I gotta go, y'all. I gotta go.
That's me. That's me.
Ooh, my fucking car!
I saw you bossing. I'll double that right now.
I'll buy the same thing. I'll buy two of those, whatever.
Go to F.A.O. Shorts.
Why not? I got some money and I'm bored. I've been here since five o'clock.
No, I don't get it. I do that, bro.
Huh? You don't get it. I do that, bro.
I know I don't have to but I want to do it then I just have to I don't really need
more you can find another girl or something like that
nah I'm not that time a bro I'm not that time a bro but I appreciate that though
nah but I just want to say to the chat you're loved if you don't show up for
yourself nobody else would if you don't believe in yourself nobody else
would that's what some drunk guy at the bar told me the other day and word
You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, what's your name? Korpsky. Korpsky.
Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you just promo now?
Hey, hey, love bro. How we going?
What's up?
A mentor?
Oh
What's up?
What's your name?
That's Big Clova.
That's Big Clova.
Oh y'all trying to go but then y'all gotta stop by the door
Say what law he oh my god, bro, let's fuck that man
Hey, you know what, bro?
This is so nice of you.
I'll give you time to talk.
Yeah, you gotcha.
I mean, like...
I'll give you 500 million.
Yo, 500 million.
Yo, safety, bro.
It's so nice of you.
Alright, bro.
I'll fill you up.
Come on, run!
I got you, bro.
Should I chase it?
Alright, so, so, 60 just made, 60 just made a bingo.
Make a TikTok, friend of stranger?
TikTok in Times Square?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, 60, you said K-Town,
you said K-Town bingo.
I'm going to K-Town right now.
You said Times Square?
What the fuck?
Hey, why bro?
He's not even talking bro, like the windows up bro, like I can't hear you.
What the fuck, what the...
Yeah, I do.
Right here.
Chad, do I reroute to Times Square?
Arky Homies, not that ass, though.
What if I could say it?
No, they watched H-Town.
Dude, it is 5.44.
Okay, wait, chat.
I have to have friends in New York.
I have to have friends in New York.
Someone has to be able to pop out, bro.
I have to, bro.
Is there someone in my phone that I know choice in Linda or didn't you always get blackball
by Arkey?
Kay?
Oh my goodness.
Come see an interesting ass names.
Kay?
K? Hold on, bro. Let me call K-3rd, cuz she was actually mad cool.
Dude, no way, right? No way she picks up.
No, she's probably working, bro, or she probably just forgot me.
Just do say, just do say she will, brother.
She fuck with a real boss right now.
Hey, the blue buff.
Yo, get that guy on my chat, man.
I'm a ringer gamer because she was like mad cool.
Wait Ray's here?
Is he actually?
Is he gonna show up?
Where's Ray?
Where's Ray?
He's not here.
Wait, he's free here?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro. She, she, she love you though.
No?
That's cute.
You could make a friend? That's why I'm going to K-Town. I'm gonna be honest.
I'm about to make a friend group in K-Town. Chat. Alright.
It's gotta be organic. It's gotta be natural. They can't know me because if they know I mean they they might be able to know me
But they gotta be like it's gotta be organic. You know, I mean not on some orange shit where where
You know, I mean, it's weird
Your JTW bro, nice we had a lot of fucking hwappos in this chapter
You didn't see here?
Wait chat, friend group that doesn't know me chat?
Do I get a friend group that doesn't know me?
Because honestly bro, I think I've done that before and I had a great experience with meeting
new people.
Yes?
Okay, we can do that.
So let me say listen to me.
Called deny?
Actually vayne that guy from my chat.
If you have a big ass giant camera following you, they're gonna try to know you.
I mean honestly, yeah, chat.
This is the method, bro.
Uh, especially in New York, if you have a big camera following you, you don't even need to be a big streamer, or any camera at all, bro.
It could be a G7X.
Bro, people just gravitate towards you because people just love being on camera and like shouting at a camera.
Who else who else?
Fuck bro, I bet I've got no friends out here. I hit up everybody that I could
Marty said that he gets it into New York 730
Everybody
Shams
I
Sham NYC has he been going live or is he's like on his weight loss shit still
We got to make something cook today, bro, I'll be honest today was a very spontaneous boot up nothing planned
Because I just stayed till Monday cuz they back Monday
But if I'm a new york, bro, that's what
We're booing up every day, bro
Something will shake today. We're in New York something will shake today
If you will it's we do way cooler shit if you go outside of K-town
yeah yeah I'm gonna make I'm gonna get a friend group first and then I'm gonna
go outside of K-Town. Trust.
Look at Bingo. Make a tic-tac, be friend of Stringer. Visit a rooftop bar. Push up
fade a stranger. Give the production team a raise. Use public transit. Get Nana's
green tea. John reveal who his best friend is. Pizza review.
Oh, hell no, I'm not doing that.
Ha ha ha.
Hell no, it's got that shit off already.
What a fucking bingo list.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Jeez, dude.
You guys got to finish the bingo?
We got to do a full board?
Got to add.
I
Wait chat you think that way you think the subway would work with the bit rate
I'll be redundant in LA
But that was that was like that
I feel like a lot of shit underground
We've cut it on service. That's the TV though, bro. That's what I'm saying
It depends on what you're talking about
no trains will come out why not because it's underground and like when the
trains move it's like a lot of dead space but I don't know bro the bitrate
machine might be might might work out go above ground there's trains above
around like a bus yes I don't I don't know your return you know what do you
mean some trains are in the air I've never seen a train in the air bro that's
some like China China shit Chinese shit
161st Bronx for train okay we type that it's a Google one hundred sixty-four
I need your system.
First.
That's 61st.
Brox.
That's when GG.
Bro.
My chat here is fucking Brox and says GG's.
What's up with y'all?
This just says 6.4 miles away.
Take the 7th train.
Seven train into Queens
Okay, I don't know what that is seventh train. Okay, seventh train seventh train
Flushing
Oh, seven train is metaphor.
Flushing is dope.
Flushing queens to seven train.
Okay seven train.
Seven train.
Seven train.
That's 14 miles 14 minutes away. I'm gonna just write that down seven train
Go to fleshing what's in fleshing all right bet I'm gonna go to
Flushing is basically tight
Okay, okay
Food I bet I bet I'm gonna go k-time then I'm gonna seven trade and then I'm gonna go to fleshing and then yeah
We should we should catch up a vibe outside
Flushing is a whole different country
What do we Asian?
For kids on kids on
We are five minutes away channel
We got a bit of an itinerary though.
Fleshy is so far from here.
Love is too far, then fuck that.
Ring ring!
One time it's Mayback Monday, tomorrow Mayback Monday is 4 p.m. Eastern.
Matter of fact, I'm a poster poster right now, bro.
Why not?
bro why do I open Twitter and I see a lacy tweet that says I've had enough I'm
officially announcing that starting today I will be locking in I weigh 200 pounds
and am a fat sack of shit by July 1st I will get down to 175 pounds and have
visible muscle definition if I fail I will get five people who like this tweet
a thousand nice bruh nice engagement form well I fucking hope you lose some
fucking weight dudes on redda bro if you're on redda and you're a you plateau
bro I'm not on the line man you deserve the dog
Is that not the fifth tweet?
Yes bro, that is the hundredth tweet.
Reddit and Gains wait.
Is hot after my bat year?
You scared of the flasty, woo Brooklyn canarsie.
SOGEmo
I'm uh
Get him out of the fucking chat
Alright chat we are four minutes away FaceTime's when we leave, okay
What do you do with hot sisters?
I do a stream with Evelyn
When you go back LA I'm me I'm me out. I see I'm home sick
I miss LA from this home
But right after New York we go to Miami. Okay, but honestly like when I enter a new map
I get a boost to energy
Like when I first entered New York high man height after the first day boom
Man, I'm impressed
Once I enter Miami new map all the guys are there first day raise second day OCS
Vibes are fucking high Vibes are back
You've been wait two days for my home sick. Oh
Like I just I'm a homeboy, but I don't like traveling anymore chat. Oh, yeah
I'll I'll travel though
Collaborate the OF guy Lil D. He got a big dick. It stayed in New York
I'm not gonna lie. I know Lil D. You know, lookie
Bro, that's bad
He's low key a goat you good, bro. I mean
How's it therapy said oh my god, I missed my therapy session
My second session I missed it.
You just been online?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, this is okay. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, shit.
Saraje!
Is this K-Town?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You're a capitalist?
Well, what are you talking about?
Okay, I'll schedule another one. It's fun.
All right, let's see if we can make some friends man. Now, how should my approach be? Do I just go in and like
See someone's city alone and then go in and be like, yo, I'm new to New York
I'm gonna be honest the new to New York method is unpatched. Can you show me around?
Alright, we're on the street bro.
Hey, y'all got fire fits on it.
Okay, okay, what's going on?
You're getting a little social?
You must social anxiety. I have to wait for her to start complimenting me.
K-Town is a little active.
Oh, I forgot her box.
Come on, hold on. This shit is bad. What is this?
What's the word?
D.
Hey, man! K-Town or Chinatown?
Yeah, y'all are fitty, bro. I like y'all's fits.
I'm serious.
I got y'all.
Aw, man.
Okay, who should I be first with, man?
I gotta pick, man. I gotta pick my first car.
He's lucky, man, bro.
Look, it's just, oh, he's just laughing at me.
I'm like, you know, I'm gonna go and they laugh at me.
This is what I'm looking at. It's the way I look.
Oh, man.
what's up bro yeah got you
got you man
I got you I got you
come on man let's get in here man
wait what are y'all doing today
Ah, just in a moment.
Yeah, I'll be sure.
Thank you, thank you.
Look, can you just say cheese real quick?
Cheese?
Yeah, like, I can say cheese, you know?
Okay, yeah.
Thank you.
That's it.
Cheese.
Thank you.
I'll be sure to grab it.
I
Hi, bro
What he's short, I thought of short that you're
Yeah
Yo, what's up boys?
Yeah
Hey, she's over here!
That's food!
No, I'm asking you.
There's food.
There's a movie here.
No, not around here in this area.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, she made it.
Alright.
Thank you, bro.
Bye, she made it.
Alright, have a good one, y'all.
Thank you.
That is not reading, bro.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna find a like like
Friendly because you are you surround yourself, okay?
Let's see here we are bro my favorite front fucking strip K town strip here again somehow some way
I'm here, bro. Yeah
There's this but I actually know this whole shirt by now, which is insane
There's this boba spot where you can go in and smash people, city, having a good time.
This is where I'm going to get my friends.
Let's find out.
We have a running.
She's working today.
Who?
I said...
Oh, your girl?
No, not my girl.
Your friend?
Oh, yeah.
What, you want to go visit her?
Nah, nah.
Nah, she ain't that one.
Yeah, nah, she ain't that one.
Nah, nah.
Alright, how do I approach the world?
Let me like yo
Y'all look mad cool cannot own your friend group god damn bro. Oh, yeah, bro. I didn't have friends
I think yeah for a good place. How do you just insert yourself into a friend group?
Go to a nix game are you gonna buy me a fucking ticket or or what?
Make one friend first
You gotta have a yow bros like who is a cool
So that looks like chill and and funny and cool and all the other aspect of a good friend
Anybody want to be my friend
That's it funny
Fuck bro
Did y'all just laugh at me? Oh, no fuck. Okay. Yeah, I got y'all
Yeah, yeah, we still go for it.
Hey, did I say you have to record me?
Did I say you have to record me?
I can't look just like you.
Really? Wow.
I didn't think you were gonna see me, Scott.
Bro, that's Jason the fucking lean out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have a good one, okay?
Have fun.
Alright, y'all.
I'm glad we're here already.
Alright, look, remember, okay, friend, you point, I shoot.
Let's go.
Alright, I'll shoot.
There we go.
First round looks like you don't point at it.
You don't have to be a girl, though.
I mean, I guess.
Are you talking to me?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh yes.
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
Okay, we're all right there.
Go around.
Huh?
Hello.
We got a one-time report.
No.
My phone?
What's your phone?
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, how real?
15.
You need a dot.
Oh, it is not?
It's ETA.
Whoa!
What's up, bro?
What camera is that?
Oh, it is the FX.
It's not a dab.
It's a dab.
It's not dab, bro. What do you mean?
Oh, right here, Bob.
Yeah, but he's a new friend or not.
Oh, what the fuck?
No!
Is this Poletown or Front Town?
Wait, let me just take a photo.
You want to take a photo or you want to be on the front?
You're right, bro.
No photo.
Oh shit, yo, that's crazy, though.
That's crazy, yo.
That's crazy, yo.
Why do you hear the city?
I'm just chillin', bro.
Catchin' a vibe.
You feel me?
You also?
I'm not gonna say it.
Oh, don't move.
Yeah, move, move.
Woo, woo, woo!
You're a crazy boy.
Hey, man.
Hey, can I talk to the chair, too, Cod?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, yeah.
You can.
There you go.
Love you.
Love you.
That's a lot of love, bro.
Love you.
Love you.
Love you.
Are you Jason?
Yes, yes, yes.
I brought you up, Murray, yesterday.
I saw you.
I'm Murray.
I was my Murray.
All right.
Oh god I wasn't at Maru!
Wait I'm going to be signing you at Maru!
At Maru?
I don't think you were there.
Oh god I wasn't at Maru.
I was at Dead.
No, I wasn't at Maru.
Are you being real?
Yeah, I was not at Maru.
I was at Maru.
What? Did you say hi?
No, I'm not.
You were at Mission.
You were at Mission.
You were at Mission.
I was I did last night Saturday night. Yes last night
Wait, how do you
New friends y'all I'm trying to hang out with you. I got any friends any friend group
Yeah, yeah, I got hella jelly cats my friend of mine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we ready where are you from?
I don't remember. I am from, I live in LA, but I'm from Harlem, Texas.
Oh, that's fantastic!
Yeah, yeah, wait, where are y'all from?
California.
We all went to high school together.
We got at NYU now, and they actually put here just to see you.
To see me.
Why? Why?
That's for your biggest fans.
Okay, you remember, are you only a quiz then?
Oh, the shirt!
Okay, um, how many times I want a spelling bee?
What?
How many times I want a spelling bee?
Spelling bee?
Man, she don't even know, bro.
Wait, should we have a spelling bee right now?
No!
I don't want to do the spelling bee right now.
Well, karaoke.
K-A-R-A-O-K-E.
Oh my god bro.
Alright so what are y'all plans for today?
It's a sign name.
What does that mean?
Every night is a new year.
That's what I heard at least.
Why do y'all all have the same hair?
I mean besides you.
What?
We have the same hair?
No bro, no bro, no bro.
You're tweeting with them.
I thought you were blonde.
Yeah, lookie changes.
Um, okay.
Were you at the area of Fawcett?
Oh, what?
The area of Fawcett.
The area of Fawcett?
Have you been to the bay?
No, no, no.
Oh, you have to, no.
I think I've been one time.
What?
I agree. I can't.
I can squeeze.
I don't know, it's two.
It's a baby boy.
No, no, no, no.
All right, hey, well it's great meeting you all, man.
Wait, can we get a photo with you?
Yeah, thank you so much.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Are these your friends?
No.
I need to stop for voice.
That's my voice right there.
Yeah?
Okay, can I quit my phone cost?
Five percent.
He's a hopper.
I'm high.
She's nice.
No, y'all look good with this.
Thank you so much, mom.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Did you take a lot?
He only took one.
No, I took a lot.
You're good. That's a lot of photos. That's good photos.
Yeah, so wait. What are you doing after this?
I don't know.
Oh my god, I should try to set two people up.
Oh my god, put that on the Figo 60, replace it with what the different production team
will raise, I'd rather have fucked that with me.
Or fuck it, show them my best friend.
I think that's, you scared the shit out of me, it's fucking tough.
No, fuck the ankle breaker, bro. Get a girl.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Hey, you too, man. Hey, I must have been back.
It's all a WG.
I like that. I appreciate this job.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Bye, guys.
Huh? Where am I going?
Yeah, wherever the wind takes us.
Okay.
Just eat it.
One, two, three.
Two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Hey man, take care.
You don't live here, do you?
No.
You left something.
Alright, have a good day.
I'll be right back with my friends right now.
Okay, two friends.
18 plus.
Y'all going home?
Where are you guys going?
We're going to...
What?
What's up, bro?
What's up, dude?
How you doing, man?
Chilling, man.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah, a street picture.
What's up, guys?
I appreciate it, man.
Stay safe, man.
I joined the class.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
All right.
I
You said you want
Let's shout out to bro
What quick quick question
Are y'all single not for me
Interact with y'all my fucking loser god fuck
He started screaming out and over there.
Just get the fuck out of here.
Now you go first.
Nice meeting you, bro.
Thank you.
How do I do this?
How do I do this?
Two of us.
Start a regular conversation.
And then be like, oh, you single.
OK.
OK, OK, OK.
But we need two.
Two.
I don't want my name.
What's up, bro?
Explain Ron's haircut.
Oh, wait.
I'm so sorry.
Should we explain Ron's haircut?
Why is his own?
I'm not wrong man.
I get a boob, I get one flick on the job.
I appreciate it bro.
You're so bad.
I'm the boob.
What the fuck are we doing?
They're not 18.
After you.
Welcome, welcome.
Fuck bro.
Got me looking.
I can't stop moving.
I'm not going to stop moving.
I'm not going to stop moving.
quick question y'all
now bro, slow down
oh bro, in here
did you see him?
brother, yeah, I just saw you bro
yo, you trying to eat some pizza?
nah
alright bro
oh, somebody just passed gas
over there we're gonna make them happy bro they both look single shit let's get
this shit going bro let's make some people happy
who want to go on a two-bed
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I was gonna say I got two friends and
they're looking for a cake
I
Sit up here
Talk this challenge make it a three-minute. Oh, I don't know
Oh
So cute a bar bro!
I'm sure they were having a good time.
Thank you friends man!
See you in the world now.
Somewhere where it's going.
You are a fucking creep, bro.
I'm walking on the road, I'm gonna swallow this shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god, bro.
You're about to save my cat from that one tree.
Probably shit it, man.
You look bigger than you look, man.
Wow, that's a good fucking guy right there. I'm just saying just saying
Brutal are you got your I get push-up a oh
We go to the streets in trying to act like
I don't know why I caught you baby
Oh
Oh, I'm failing the homies
Failing the homies, bro. They're sitting there alone playing fucking Clash Royale
We're all cousins!
Pick out three of them!
Hey!
How you doing?
We got it!
What do you want?
Want me to do a street pic?
Oh, the street pic?
Thank you!
We'll see you in a minute.
Say hello, hello, hello.
Sorry.
Do you have a friend by chance?
Me?
Which one?
Like a friend as a girl?
Like, what do you want?
Like, to shoot?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not for me.
So I got two friends there.
Lonely.
These are?
Yeah.
I was wondering if you could help them out.
No, you know me how are you? Okay? Yeah, are you here by yourself?
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Listen. You have a good day, okay?
Your brother yeah
Hey, I'll be honest about they're gonna have to sit there lonely
I'm like I'm like all this fun for this room
Thank y'all
Hi, girl, what's what do we do? What's the game for you?
I'm gonna ask somebody for a push-up fade. Let me ask somebody that looks strong as shit
Got to feel this big old.
Push her fade into two girlfriends that are hanging out.
Where are we going?
Hell yeah!
Hello!
How are you?
Hello!
I
Don't friend they're waiting
Just in the way oh
Shit, what's up all your ex-facenakers not checking it with me man. Oh, yo
I just gotta get a grip. This is my city. Hey, it's your city. You notice my fucking city Jason
You should check in. So what's gonna happen?
Yeah, give me my money. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. You owe me five hundred mark. I'm hundred
Why don't me follow it? Hi. How you doing?
You want a picture with me? I got you.
I got a picture with you. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, come on.
Yo, take the picture first.
Take the picture first.
No, no, wait.
I'll take the picture for you.
Come on.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's good.
Yeah, he's good.
Yo, you a asshole, bro.
Oh, bro.
Yo, that works pretty good.
Yo, here's a little bit for a friend, bro.
A friend?
You need a friend?
I need it. I need it.
I need it.
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
Can you give me a push-up fade? Let's be friends, bro.
A push-up?
Push-up fade.
How many push-ups do you do?
More than you.
Can you give me a push-up fade? I'll trick you out.
Okay, we'll go ahead and I'm going to the ground. You're going to run away.
Oh, God. Oh, God, I'm doing a push-up fade.
God G capital G OD
No, it's won't be one bro. It's like if he say down go down if he say up go up right here
In the middle right here right here. You were strong bro. You know that you was strong like this is good
Oh, no, I went what if you win, bro, I'll treat you out. Say what a bro
Why lie lie about this if you win you can have this I bet I bet
The stakes are high more John
I told you say don't record
Ain't no a no excuse out here. You're short. Let's go
Bob a
You're not for a limit
So when I say down you go down when I say up you go up at my pace ready down up down
Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
Down
Up
We forget the same idea
Down
Up
Down
Down
Up
Down
Up
Down
Up
Down
Up
Down
Up
Down
Down
Down
She's next, dude
Down
Up
Down
up down up down up down up down up I need this
it's over I need a chain
No!
I need that chain!
No!
Give me that chain, man!
Jason, please. I will leave right now, Jason. Please.
I will leave, I will leave right now, Jason.
What?
What?
Oh, you know what I'm about to say?
Oh, no.
No way. You'll see.
Wait got a question for y'all too if that's okay
Damn wait got a question got two friends in there drinking boba to we all look single
Y'all should get in there and meet my friends. Yes or no?
No, no worries, no worries. Hey, it's good to see you again.
You don't know shit.
What are you talking about, man?
I don't do that with my chain on.
You can not be doing that.
They should have... Hey, what's going?
Hey, you fuck that up.
I'm not on that, bro. I'm not on that.
Sorry, man.
Hey, bro. Good GGs, bro. That's love right there.
GGs, bro.
I forget that.
I don't know what you're doing.
What you doing?
You good though.
What you doing?
You good man.
You good.
Don't think about it.
Stop thinking.
Stop thinking.
Stop thinking.
Just take your brain off for a little bit.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Hell nah.
Alright bro.
How man.
Hey bro what's your name?
Kid Ozzie.
Kid Ozzie?
Yeah.
That's a hug right here.
Yeah bro I ain't got nothing.
Not a lot of people can hate me in the push up face but you won't see how
I'm gonna be here.
I'm gonna be honest.
Alright how loose are you?
I got a nice pump.
I got a crazy titties right now, I got it.
Who wants you?
What do you say?
They tested a two brown for the guns.
You know what? Because you went to the diamond gym.
That's why I ain't get the upgrade.
I ain't get that upgrade.
You ain't got a hook out of me.
Hey y'all.
We're giving them a shot.
We got all the type shit.
We, us.
Not just you.
Yo, you're not gonna sign you bro
All right, bro, wait, this is where you leave
Oh
Max let me in the hood. Fuck all your niggas bro.
It is with A-bro. You put a bet? I am.
Alright bro, shit.
Thanks man.
Are you wearing a full body face?
Yeah.
Dang!
The day everyone...
Now you're not left.
Yeah, you got the name badge at every...
You know, Jason, it's been an honor to meet you.
I am the kid who has the older parents that you spoke to with YBG on your last therapy session.
Oh, shit!
Two months ago.
Ever since that session, I've been streaming every single day for the past two months.
Every single day.
I just want to say thank you.
You've been a huge inspiration to mine.
It's been an honor to meet you.
Thanks, man.
Jenny Lee from bottom of my heart, I want to give you your flowers.
You're young.
You're about to start 22MA.
Damn, man.
You know, it's inspirational as somebody who's going through a similar thing that you went through.
You've got to have older parents.
I have older parents.
Jenny, it's an honor to meet you.
It's an honor to meet you.
Thank you.
Enjoy your trip in New York.
Keep going, man.
I will say, you've got to go to the Bronx.
Go to the Bronx?
You've got to go.
Look, look.
I know Chad.
Go to the Bronx.
Who's here from New York?
Go to the Bronx.
Go to the Bronx, man.
Look, look.
I'm not going to go to the Bronx.
You live in the Bronx?
I live in the Bronx, bro.
You live in the Bronx.
I'm not living in the Bronx.
I can tell.
Jason, I'm not going to lie.
Everyone's saying, Gigi's in town right now.
I can tell
Don't go to South Bronx. I'm from the Bronx. I live in the Bronx
You'll be fine tomorrow when you go do the Maybach
All I would say don't go to South Bronx, okay, that's where you can go. Thank you
You did I think this back
I got you a gift this is from tracks and why see no
Give my watch back, bro. I give it to you. Just give it to him. Yeah, it's mine now, bro
I can't even tell the time
What time is it?
Missed
I don't even know what time it is. I don't even know. I can't read it. I can't even read it
I don't feel like great
They come with a Louis bag or not?
Man, this is for Canal Street too.
I ain't gonna lie.
This is all food.
Full body Canal Street.
I don't know.
Who was that?
I'm sorry, Jason.
Can I get a picture of you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Street pic, street pic, street pic.
Yeah, well, no, my voice.
Oh, that's street pic, street pic.
Because you know that everybody got it.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, man.
You're welcome.
Hey.
All right.
Well, I'm going to go check on my boys, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You go do that.
Watch, change.
No, no, no.
We got a bag on.
Bro, what type of times do you want?
Wait, what about?
I gave this to the Hitch, you and him.
It's for the winiathorn.
What about my watch?
You gave this to me.
My money?
OK.
I gave it to him, you gave it to you, bro.
You gave this to me, and I won my bet.
The clip is over, bro.
You're no clip, bro.
This is real life.
There's no clip.
I got the chain on me.
There's no clip.
I'm out, bro.
I'm out, y'all.
Y'all be going!
Y'all be going!
Come on.
Out, bro.
I'm going to check on my boys.
Okay.
Yes!
Can I get a selfie?
I got you.
Okay, take it.
Please hurry.
Yeah, let's go to the police.
We're not gonna take the bus.
Alright, bro.
Let's hold back.
Oh my God.
You sure you don't want to say hi to one of my homies?
I can say hi.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
What's going on?
I was just left over here.
We just met on the stage.
Yeah, yeah, it's my first time.
You're about to meet some friends.
Yeah, yeah, cool, bro.
We're sitting right now, but, um, I'm not sure.
cool but it's pretty right now but um
we're trying to get a Wi-Fi connector but it's not working but it's not working
we're trying to get to our hotspots but this is not working i don't know why
is there Wi-Fi here though?
um
yeah we're trying to like get lots of things we're trying to get my shit done
are they are they college students? yeah we're calling them
where's my new?
uh i'm gonna i'm gonna record this
oh new jersey?
oh what are you doing here?
I live here. I'm on break. Yeah. Oh spring break
So you're
I saw you going on K-Zone.
Come on, man.
You just sold that shit.
That's a three-year age gap.
What do you mean?
She's 21.
I don't got a game though.
You were doing good.
You got to teach me.
She's 21.
She can't be 21 in the end, it's possible.
I asked her, she's 21.
She's 26.
Oh!
She ought to be older, it's not right.
Oh, that's crazy, that's crazy.
Damn, bro.
Hey, listen, I'm gonna be honest, I've been out there
in front of the first three of them.
It's too bad, dude.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Now, that is a long deal, man.
Everybody's squatted up, you know what I mean?
Or three out of them.
I think, yo, when night comes around,
that's when it gets this.
And y'all still gonna be bro, you were on the weather app, looking at Cupertino
And you were like, scrolling on your laptop trying to spend you a night
But you're not even looking
That was his, that was his back
That was my friend's face time here
Cause I was like, I was like, I was like, you know, like, you wanna see?
Yeah, let me see
Yo, you wanna see something?
What up man?
yes freaking way man it's going on hey I'm trying to help your homie hit a girl
but he got no game you know how he's going to date with him
son son yo
all right why does he do that? why does he do that?
you know what bro I'll be back man trust and believe I'm gonna get y'all
That's a long game?
That's a long game?
That's not my long game.
That's game.
Who friends on each other?
I've known him for like five years.
Who friends on who? First.
You don't want to become best friends?
No, don't be like that.
We're like, yo, what you doing?
I be like, who wants to be like, yo.
Who got, who got, who got, who got, who got.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't say that.
I didn't see each other that way.
Yeah.
Why don't you take a screenshot right now, like, uh?
Yeah.
You guys should go and take a screenshot.
I forgot to take a screenshot and let me know.
But I tell her, I'm not gonna.
Mother back and be like, yo, what's good?
I'm just gonna see you right now.
I was wrong, though.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm not gonna.
Yeah, I'm not gonna.
Mother back and be like, okay, yeah.
You can have that screenshot if you pull up on me
right now on me, man, on myself.
I'm telling her, pull up.
I'm not doing this anymore.
Yo, hold up bro. Take the screen shot.
Are you good?
Yo, hold up bro. Hold up K-Town.
I like K-Town well. I appreciate it.
She was there, you were at Den just now?
I was at Den just now, yeah.
Yeah, she was there. What was the story?
Wait, was I in there with her?
No, she was just there, she saw you.
Hey, how old is she?
She's 19, 19.
How the fuck she getting in there?
She's 21.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, she's 21 now.
Okay, alright, yeah, I'll get back.
I'm gonna spend back with the two men for y'all.
How long do you know what I'm saying?
Well, you gotta call them.
Nah, I'm free all day.
20 minutes.
Cause I also hit the gym, but like I'm like
Fuck the gym, man.
Fuck the gym.
Bro, you got your whole life to hit the gym.
Trust.
I got you, bro. Just keep that in.
Just keep that in.
You know, we stay in school.
I'll be back, man.
See you, bro. See you in 20.
Street pick, yeah.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to need you to do it.
His hands?
The Washington ASAP?
Chill, bro.
I'm not going to touch my face.
I love you.
Bro, you want your chain back?
Take your fucking chain back, man.
Get him off the ground.
Take your chain back.
Can I get a pic with it?
Yeah, go ahead.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this?
Nothing there, bro.
God, damn it.
You're a real one, bro.
Straight black.
All right, bro.
What you doing?
Fine.
This is my son, Jason Wayne.
Fall him on all platforms.
Please, bro.
This is my son Jason Wayne, follow him on all platforms, please bro.
He's the next one to get out bro, I'm telling you, I believe in him, I'm gonna invest in him bro.
Hey, thank you bro.
I'm good.
I'm not in love.
Where they be at? Where are the two?
Two like, so Sunday night, girls are bored.
They do a, but where do they do a what?
B.C.D. Tofu House.
Oh my goodness!
Matta!
Oh!
Matta! Oh, where is that matta spot?
Hey, can I tell y'all something? Y'all look amazing together now.
Can I say something real quick? Y'all look incredible together now.
Seriously, seriously. I've never seen a better match.
What are we doing here?
Nothing bro.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Here's Macha bro, can you see me talking about you?
Bro, we just entering and leaving, oh no, no, no, she's too packed, too packed, too packed,
I just don't mind that side.
Oh, shit bro.
Quick question, do you know where the Macha spot is?
In his shirt?
Macha spot?
She knows.
As in like any like, you know, anything, there's a certain size in there, like that, that gallery, I suppose there's one of these groups of, and um...
ADM's on the strip right here?
Simpleton.
Right, close right here?
Yeah, on the strip, everything on the Simpleton, it's like a really great matchup.
Got you, thank you so much.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
I think they're talking about the spot.
I think that's our mother spot we just went to no, but it's gotta be another boba spot right here. I'm pretty sure
Bro
Two girls board on their phones. Oh my god watch me target a quadrant. Yeah, you got a ball
Oh my fuck, I just scraped my phone like shit.
No case, bro.
Nana's green tea is K-Town matcha.
Oh my god, I cracked my phone, bro.
Nana's tea? You see it, John or not?
There's a mochi spot right there.
Mochi.
Oh my God!
Yo, can we get a picture?
Oh yeah, I got you a picture.
What's up man? How are you doing?
I'm doing great man.
What are you all doing?
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for musamacha.
Yeah, I hear this um, yeah, it's right here. Okay bet bet bet
Okay, okay, I'ma get in there
Oh
What the fuck?
Where's he?
He's taking around this corner.
Let's see how that...
Awwww.
What?
Barbecue spot.
What?
Oh, you're saying there might be...
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, barbecue? Yeah, bro.
Thank you.
You had me third wheeling in that barbecue spot the other night.
Is that what you wanted me to say?
Is that what you want me to say?
No, no, no.
You weren't there before.
I was definitely there before.
I'm not gonna lie to you that you didn't smile that hard at me.
Yeah, I was smiling because...
You fucking creep.
I was like talking to you.
What up, bro?
Right down here.
What up, bro?
Right down here.
What up, man?
What's up, man?
All right, bro.
What up, man?
Yeah.
Hi, my boy.
Oh, this place is good.
I've been here before.
Yeah, we've been here before.
Wait, so we've both been here before?
Oh, I think I like this one.
So you want matcha?
I
Got I look weird
I'm a order some much
I didn't want to order much
Just give some people matcha for free to dance.
And...
I'll have some matcha for some people.
But say Jack can't pick it up.
I'ma just get the matcha.
There's no duals Jack.
I'll get back to the holes in there in a minute.
You know what? I'm gonna just buy matcha for people, girl.
That's how I can make friends.
Hello?
Can I have two of your finest matchas, please?
A latte, yes.
Oh my god.
I'm worthy of you with matcha lattes.
Oh my god, bro.
I'll do it all regular.
Uh, uh, what'd you say?
Iced.
Where?
Sorry, what?
Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Okay bro, don't make it weird here.
Alright, me on, weird way.
Me in a friendly way, huh?
Like let's let's make friends. I'm gonna have no make friends
Get a little poop on the fishing boat. Yo, bro
Oh sorry about that
Oh, you saw her. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I made my own head. It's been a long day for me.
Long day at work today. Busy today. Thank you very much.
I can get two friends bro. Stop calling me a f***ing criminal because I'm trying to make
It's time to melt.
Wash your hands or no.
Are you trying to fucking manage my life?
I don't want to saddle you, I'm not going to saddle you.
I don't want to wash my hands, I'm not going to wash my hands.
If I don't want to change my underwear, I'm not going to change my underwear.
I'm not trying to micromanage me.
You fucking losers.
Yeah, you're not using that shit as dry shampoo, hey, what?
Oh
This part doesn't work mark it's a little library
366 366
Three more numbers, bro
Ah, wait. Is that 366? Oh, I know. Ready.
You give me that. You give me that. Uh, racially.
Yeah, it doesn't show something.
I broke it. I was actually wearing it every day.
Listen to me. I want to give you something. Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
We have a lot of them.
Order 367 is ready for good health.
Order 367 is ready for good health.
Order 364 is ready for good health.
Order 364 is ready for good health.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
So I can blow my nose, here we go.
Program 368 is ready.
Program 368 is ready.
Should we step out?
Sure.
Thank you.
We got fuel and something for John.
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
I got some for Senna and Taino and the cameraman.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I got you a Pikachu.
Woo! Thank you!
So I got you this.
Woo!
Oh my God!
And these are Mexican candies.
Yeah, I love Mexican candies.
I love Mexican candies.
You know what they call me going up?
Chino.
Thank you!
For me too? I'm going to eat this.
And we got some for Senna and a little of the candy bags.
OK, OK.
I'll just grab it.
I'll just grab the bags.
Can I tell you which one is Senna's?
Oh, yeah.
And Tyler, tell me.
So this one is for Senna.
Oh, OK.
You put it here, OK.
This one is for Ty.
And then the rest is for the cameraman.
Yeah, so.
OK.
That's how candy is put up here.
OK.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
They will love this.
They will appreciate this.
Yes, good guys.
Yeah, so, we got that for you guys.
Okay, thank you so much.
Yeah, I should do it when I run into you guys.
I appreciate you so much.
Of course.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
No, you're welcome.
Thank you.
No, I love you too.
Aw, I appreciate you.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
One second.
All right, man, it was nice to meet you again.
Nice to meet y'all.
All right, man, y'all, have a good day, okay?
Take care.
Be careful.
Fuck, I got mad loot now, bro.
Shit.
Let me on you.
I just throw all that shit in one bag.
I didn't even mind about you.
Oh, shit, man.
I'm out of loot, bro.
I love Mexican games, I'm gonna eat that.
Just whatever you find trash, just look for it.
What's up bro?
What's up?
Huh?
There was a guy right here instead of next to me, like he was trying to get a kick right
Oh man, all right, bro. Let me know it's back
I'm going somewhere
All right, bro to this one
We take a job
Oh, shit.
I think we need more beer.
All right, bro.
Ah.
Look at him.
Ah.
Holy shit.
Hmm.
H mark, bro.
Do you like lawn also, something?
Come on.
All right.
What's your question?
How are y'all doing today?
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess so.
Is that the way you approach?
What do you mean, is that the way I approach?
Yeah, I thought I would have complimented something, you know?
I thought I would have complimented something, you know?
So I don't have a compliment and then even through a conversation
Complement that's a setting mean flirting is just complimenting. Oh my line. Let me explain my move
Sorry
I'm sorry.
I lived to an old friend of mine.
Wait, no, that's not true.
I'm too much of a criminal.
She don't seem like a fully iced-out cardier though.
Thank you
Yeah, man, look at restaurants and shit restaurants
This is bad bro, they're like sitting there waiting for me and and
I'm not delivering bro. I'm not delivering for the homies. I'm gonna be honest, bro
I might just give them these matches
Shit, how y'all doing y'all okay? I'm great. I'm great. Oh
Everybody
I mean, I'm a single woman.
Quick question, y'all.
Quick question, y'all.
Would y'all like some matcha that I just bought?
Can we open it?
Can we not open it?
Can we open it?
No, I don't know.
Sure.
OK, one?
Wait.
OK, never mind.
OK.
Too big of a, I haven't got too big of a group, though.
I don't know what they got.
There's no twos, bro.
Everybody run squads
Well, I'm gonna just give them this much at this point brah. I'm the other guys. Yeah, I'm a band eating mission
They don't want to take it. Oh, you wanna watch it? Yeah
What do you need you know what you'll do? I know
I'm a band eating mission chat. I
Thought I could make something happy. I couldn't make anything happy
It's all forced it I mean unless we could hit a buzzer beater right now excuse me y'all
Excuse me man
Like they're not the way we need to be here bro
Why can't we dance for this in a picture with the camera?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I told you, I told you
Wait, wait, how?
That's fucking crazy
How old are you?
18? Okay listen, my homies, they are also 18. They would love, they're trying to meet
new people that are new to the city. I was wondering if y'all are trying to meet them.
Pull up, pull up, pull up!
You got a dollar for us now?
I got a dollar, bro.
Why you broke ass don't got a dollar?
You spent all your money on the main deck, yo?
Come on, get your money up, not your money up.
Jason, come on, yo.
Set out stream.
Two bucks, man.
Come on, hold me right here.
These are straws.
Thank you.
The boys, the boys.
It's good.
My friends right here.
I think it's at Nades.
I'm Bella, I'm Bella.
And Leah.
Leah?
Zed.
Zed, Sarah.
Take a seat.
I'm going to get you some mango shaved ice,
and that's cool.
Of course, bro, mango shaved ice.
They are very, very, very sophisticated,
as you can see by studying right now.
I think Y'all can make some good friends.
Check out the little boy over there.
Wait, are you 18?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Never mind, never mind.
Y'all can keep the month though.
Y'all can keep the month though.
But my boys, they're like at the age of 18,
I don't know what I mean.
I just like to take a picture
Yeah, picture, picture, picture, yeah, I got y'all
I'll make that, no, no, no, that's yours, that's yours, that's yours
Hey, but y'all can get the matches, but
But, um, my homeboys
Y'all are too young, that's, yeah
Oh, okay, okay
I believe you, but high schoolers
It's crazy, you know
It's a great guy, hey, but
I hope y'all enjoy the matches
Of course.
God damn bro, what the whole mess you're for sure.
Yeah, now I'll board this whole ship.
They're still sitting there bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I gotta get them out of here bro.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
It's probably not best if y'all sit together.
Yeah, that'd be a little weird.
I hope you enjoy the lunch.
I
Yeah, he just gave it to you like that?
Yeah, I think.
That's crazy.
Yeah, what you been up to, bro?
I've been trying to help y'all, so...
Well, I'm gonna be honest, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
I can't read the chat, can I read the chat, man?
I think you need two guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes like you gotta do what you gotta do, you know?
Sometimes like...
You're not sure you don't want two guys?
I can get two guys without like this.
I can get two guys like that too, like...
You can pull guys?
I mean, like...
I got a really good gay accent, like, I don't know, like, if you want to hear it.
I mean, like, oh my god, hey, bitch, how we doing?
I'm not so cute
I'm a little bit girl
I'm a little bit
I'm not sure if I'm going to kiss my girlfriend
I'm not sure if I'm going to kiss her
Nah nah nah, I'm not on time right now
Hey bro
Hey
Well
Yeah, I'm a boarding mission, I'm sorry
That's cool, that's cool
You got that Angie girl, bro
Oh, so you saw, yeah
You saw my face, you saw my fucking mean you saw
Wait, she's testing us now. That's my friend's girl though.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, mom.
Yeah, awesome.
You know what, bro?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right, well...
What's in my bag?
Do you want anything else?
Yeah.
Wait, is this an ankle brick or do you want an ankle brick?
Yeah, let me see.
Hold on, bro.
That's not bad. Yeah, low key you got his ass
I mean
He did slip but that's an ankle
We 100% his leg is not on the foot. No, he's slipped for sure, but
I'm a contact ankle breaker. I would tell everybody it's ankle break
I mean, I would definitely cook you.
I don't have a ball, but I would 100%, I would leave a percent hazard.
I can ball, yo, 30 minutes.
We can run it, bro. We can run the ones.
I bet. I'm that ass.
Let's get overruns, bro.
Yo, in Chansam, Columbus Park, all my boys are there.
Like 20 minutes on train.
We out, we out, we out bro. Wait, we need to take in the trade?
You lost the trade?
I'm down bro, let's go.
You could take a picture with my co-op and she'll be shy.
Yeah.
I don't know she wants to put up hey give me a phone
you said rap bro?
no no no
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
alright
Looks like we got hoop runs.
Oh shit, okay.
Yeah, I got you.
Did you carry much of Oz by the way?
God bless, man.
I ain't mean nothing to you.
Nah, you flex on my ass, man.
He's a man though, he's a man.
You're the man, man.
They say you're a brother.
You're just a...
Yeah.
Yeah
I'm gonna come in like a hundred million
Question, you know a tree see who in there Aaron a tree see Aaron treesie. You know, you know
I bet I'm gonna take them out. All right, we hope it or what oh
Y'all got the hooper bags
So you have advantage our legs are dead. I like sir death. No, no, you've got a bandage. You're warmed up
How far is it gonna be it's like on the train we go um
It's like three four stops on the train like 1015 and then
Yes on the ground fuck you don't take the bus
Now bus are gonna take longer. No way Chad. Why take this train?
Hey, we like to it might lag though
Oh, you're right. It's not right. It's a good leg. Yeah, take the train. Oh, but I got I got the bit rate machine this time around
You're the trains like we need a molo. Yeah, wait you say your boys are there
Yeah
You're fine.
Test it.
I'm fucking, I might try it, bro.
You're gonna try it?
Fucking, let's go.
Let's just go.
Chase it!
What's up dude?
I got that same fucking hoodie.
I know.
Go away.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Let's just try it, bro.
If it ends, then...
Let's go back up.
No, I'm popping off to the next stop.
And I'm just gonna meet you there.
there now now how much is for stuff though it's it's too nice three bucks
like for the whole train long-term I like how many minutes 10-50
wait is the train station right here on the train is 10 minutes from New
Yeah, we're both from New York.
I'm from the city.
Are you from...
Yeah, I'm from Sweden.
Sweden?
From all over Texas.
My dad used to live in Texas for like 8 years.
There was a chance I could live in Houston.
If he didn't relocate to New York, I'd be in Houston.
Now we have to train in 5 minutes and then we can have this on the train.
Uber Uber uh...
Let's go.
Is that here?
Yeah.
We're going to Uber.
Nah bro, I'm going to experience the train.
It's done.
Time to fold ready?
And see if it lags.
I'm talking a lot.
What's the deal with the train in 5 minutes?
Well, I got this rain start.
There's no way.
Oh my god, I forgot how bad it smells on the station.
So, one time I went into a train and I boarded these stations and I saw homeless guy eating
The Donald's is my ass naked.
It was a crazy, crazy experience.
Hey, huh?
All my bags?
Oh, thank you, bro.
I'm a...
I'm a...
I'm a...
I'm a cookie, bro. I'm like, I'm a...
I actually cook...
I made this there.
Oh, God.
There's no way.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
There's no way.
Hi bro, damn, there's no way I get Wi-Fi. Yeah, I got you
Thank you
Now now we got out we gotta see we gotta see I feel like we can do this
Trust in the green strikes
Ha
Trust in the green stripes chat. We got this it's good so far. That's what I'm saying
Wait, you tell your boys to pull up cuz I'm
I'm like I said I see like if anyone's there with the ball. Oh
Yeah, bro, people with no bonus. That's kind of crazy. I mean I can get it but like I can bike over
I'm like, I'm not that far. Is it pop in the area. We're going to order. It's pretty popular
That's all I gotta hear if it's popping then there's gonna be a ball, bro. We gotta do a takeover
But y'all good though
All this life we poop in the ring, okay, why don't you get an injury I could have maybe made it overseas
Shanghai Sharks?
Shanghai Sharks, some European league.
You know what I'm betting on this time?
Oh, Max? No, Max could have made it to the league if he was 6'5".
Oh, not too much.
That's too much, ladies. Too much, ladies.
Hello, Joe.
I'll be here soon, like any minute now.
What's the weirdest straight interaction you all have?
You really want to know?
I think when the train goes to the last stop, they just save them quickly and then they go back the other way.
One time when I was going home, the train was there and somebody was taking a dump in between the train cars.
Wow.
I'm trying to think.
My train is not that crazy.
Another time I was studying with my boy on the team and then some guy was like don't
have money so he's like you're not smart you're not smart and then you have to get off the
team to get on another car.
I'm gonna blow some stuff up there.
I hope someone's not dead.
I'm gonna show them what it's like.
Is that what he said?
You see it and then like remember it but like it's not gonna affect you.
Okay bro, there's just one time I went to his girl's house and I needed to
But I didn't want to tell her obviously because first time I'm here, so I set out with a huge pressure.
I ended up taking a shit and I clogged her fucking bathroom.
I clogged her bathroom.
How'd you unplug it?
I'm not allowed to get there. She didn't have a pleasure.
So I took my hand and took it out of the toilet and put it into the shower.
The shower makes the shit of water.
I want to show you what I want to show you.
This is what I think is disgusting.
Turn the shower on.
Shower drains clogged.
That's poop water everywhere.
So I take your tweezers, one clogged for a shower drain.
Keep in mind I'm doing this all
in a span of five minutes.
I'm not trying to have her find that option.
I'm going to clean up her bathroom,
poop water everywhere,
clean it with my hands.
Then, yeah,
clean her tweezers thoroughly
and she never knew I'd hear her goodbye
and she never knew I'd see her home again.
Do you think she's watching right now?
I guess she knows how?
Hell no, no, she got like no life.
How's she all right?
She got like no life.
You know how I'm like that?
I guess she's fine.
I guess she's fine.
I guess she's fine.
I guess she's fine.
I guess she's fine.
I guess she's fine.
Yeah, gosh.
She's fine.
She's fine.
Hey, got the coffee, bro?
Yeah, gosh.
I'm gonna use the heat method.
Heat method?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna use the heat method.
I'm talking about it bro.
I'm talking about it bro.
I'm talking about it bro.
I'm talking about it bro.
Inside of the bubble, you talking about it bro.
That's great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Alright bro.
I'll turn the bar on, I'll tell you what I'm doing.
I don't know.
I was trying to take a minute, man.
Is it a minute?
No, that flash won't keep fucking me out of my eyes.
Come on out.
Come on out?
There you go.
Two minutes.
Two minutes?
Yes.
I bet.
What's up?
Two minutes
It's six o'clock is a minute ride a minute right to China time. Yeah, I bet that's quick, bro
When the train comes bro, we link back up
I'm gonna give to the chef someone
Hey John
Is that us? He's playing valiant, right?
Have us
Wait, you used to do this last?
Yeah
What's up dude? Chillin' man
Train Station
Come on boys
Alright man
I see that connection.
I see this here only for a while.
Damn, I'm really in New York right now.
Are you crazy?
Wow.
That's a lot of it.
New York, bro?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Good, man.
Alright, Chad, let me know.
We're moving, we're moving, we're moving, we're moving.
Stop, y'all there?
No way.
I'm fucking in Thailand.
Tell me what the fuck I'm doing, bitch.
Hell no.
Yo, are we good?
Yo, it like S, and then it comes back.
How many stops is it? 8 stops?
5 stops?
It's it has for 10 seconds check we pop off the stuff or do we do we just
Not bad just a door so did y'all hear me go on my rant about moves or not
No, I said I said he should take care of his kids
Yeah, we're going, we're going, we're going.
Wait, 10 seconds.
So, are y'all main source of transportation is the train?
Yeah, I'd like to. I have a city bike membership. I'll bike around.
No, no, no, it's cool. Two more? Two more stops?
It's not bad.
It's not bad?
Six-Hawk, if you play it foul, and with Muda and you kill them,
then Guapo's talking about his nose.
Classic, man. Yeah, Muda got a big ass nose, and Guapo's fat.
That's on your face?
Well...
Something on my face.
What's up with this?
Okay, wait, what is the basketball court?
Columbus Park?
I'm gonna, I swear to God, I'm gonna be there.
Is this place to stop at?
Yeah.
Alright, Columbus Park.
I'm gonna be there.
And how long is it drive you think?
Right, five?
Five to ten?
I bet.
I'm gonna hop off the spot.
I'll be in the group.
I'll see you out there.
Go to the fourth side.
It's a lovely park.
Yeah.
Here we go.
There's some food in my system.
Here you go.
Wait, shit, there's another station. Fuck.
Oh, I'm lost.
Wait, we're here, look.
Oh, that was fun.
I'm lost.
Wait, we're here on that exit.
No, no, no.
Look out.
Look out.
Look out.
Look out, please.
Come on, baby.
Dude, I just don't like lip, bro.
I thought you.
Oh, that's your hair.
That's your hair.
Don't touch my lip.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yo, baby, check this room.
Nah, nah.
Check this room.
That's your hair.
That's your hair.
That's your hair.
Oh, that's your hair.
Yeah, that's your hair.
That's your hair.
Don't touch my lip.
Yeah, I'll get it.
No, no.
Check this room.
What's the meaning of it?
Babe, babe, that's like different, bro.
You famous?
I'll tell you what I mean.
What do you do?
I'm gonna move right now, I'm gonna go to the park.
This way?
Hell yeah.
I'll take the right one.
I'm gonna make it right, man.
Alright, man.
I
Yeah!
Since I've been in this way for a few times,
You can't fucking tell me about it.
So try not to give me the easiest answer.
I don't like it.
I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
I'm telling you!
I'm telling you!
No one in the world can do that.
No one, no one can do that.
I'm not gonna let you go.
What's doing that hurt bro?
Can't see.
I'm hungry.
It's like a spiky hurt bro.
Like, you know after a jog you get that feeling sometimes?
Alright, here we are.
Where are we?
Ah, Chiang.
Union Square.
Yo, what up, bro?
Hey, where are my hats now, dude?
You don't know?
All right, bro.
You're the best, big girl.
Get back to it.
Yo, what up, bro?
Yo, where my hat right now?
What you just saw up, man?
Huh?
You whoop?
You whoop?
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, all right, bro.
What are you still looking at?
Oh, man.
What's saying GGs, bro?
Where am I?
Check it with you?
You didn't fucking relax?
Only fuckish.
You didn't fucking relax. I asked what, what did you throw up?
You're cute.
Union Square?
Is there shit to do at Union Square Chair?
Not that far, bro. Where are you?
Columbus Park?
Columbus Park?
wait Columbus Park is closing soon why would he tell us why would he tell us
to go to Columbus Park was part cuz the guy told me that the lights were gonna
turn off bro just go hearts are 24 7 it's a set up am I gonna set up all right
let's go I'm gonna Uber to be honest I did not want to say that right I didn't
I
Need a read you
No security with 30K's TV was stupid bro.
All these security bro.
What they gonna do bro?
Well me and John, we can fight off anything, anyone.
And plus who's stealing the TVU bro?
You can't just sell a TVU.
Oh my God, hot dog stand.
Bro, come on.
We'll see you back there.
Oh my god.
Hot dog.
Hot dog.
You want hot dog?
I'm down, man.
You get two hot dogs?
Yes sir.
Catch a muskler from both.
Can you make it the hoppy way?
You want to catch some muskler on ya?
There's so much of no onions
What thank you sir
Maybe maybe hair wipes I'll take a nap
I
Don
This is about a safe. It's about a resurrect this chat
No way he doesn't have
I'm gonna be honest, the dirtier you are, the stronger your immune system gets.
I swear, that's a real thing.
Ah, no bag, no bag.
Yeah, I'm eating right now.
Thank you, sir.
Here, sir.
I'll eat napkin.
No napkin, I have to put it like that.
Yeah, I already now can eat it.
I think you thought I said I'm dead.
I'll just check it out for you guys.
That's okay, it's okay.
God damn!
That'll...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
Hey!
Are you live right now?
Yeah, live right now.
We have to clear these doors though, before we hop in.
Oh
Check, check.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Hold on.
No, babe.
I'm not liking it, no, babe, it's wild.
I feel crazy.
All right, chat.
Look at a synaesthrone.
It's a synaesthrone.
It's a synaesthrone.
It's a synaesthrone.
It's a synaesthrone.
It's a synaesthrone.
Look at a sinister
Going in the hood with Tyler
Yo
Poor forehead is big as shit!
God damn, I should have signed him bro!
Holy shit!
Jazz Columbus Park, uh, how is it out there chat? Holy? I got a lot of that because hold on a check
Excuse me. I'm sorry. I think
Oh my god.
Hopefully I'm good by the tomorrow job.
Is that a 60mm Cartier?
Stop playing with me.
I'm out of rain in 30 minutes.
Chad, if it rains, it's GGs, bro.
Chad, I'm gonna post a...
Oh shit, I already posted it on MayBat Monday.
I already posted it.
Never seen this reaction after someone says they're from Texas.
Oh, so trust me!
Watching me like
The one
Texas he's from Texas
My demons bag I time I got out bro
We said like some exotic place. I mean bro. You weren't interested in Texas. You will love Texas
This is very interesting say is top. I would say top three states. I think goes
New York like top three in no specific order New York, California
In Texas, that's the big three right there and it
Hmm, maybe maybe Florida over Texas. Nah, I'm biased I'm biased opinion definitely Texas over Florida
but
Me personally, I'm picking I'm picking Texas over for sure Chicago clears. Yeah, I don't know
Trippy
Chicago is a city. Oh shit. Yeah, you're right
Oh, check the launch screen.
Where is this shorty here made bag?
I got it right there.
Nice fucking clickbait, boys.
Get that guy out of my fucking chat, man.
Do you mean he's blowing?
So now watch out if the hood damaged.
Yeah, that's creepy.
It's dirt.
So now watch out if the hood damaged.
Why are y'all saying GG's?
would I miss riding my Maybach at night bro playing playing field no ways by
drink bro just driving on Maybach mode on the 405 late at night but I'm in New
York Uber everywhere but honestly as long as John's happy I'm happy because
every single night after a stream he just has the biggest smallest face just
wait for sure just wait for sure no don't worry about you have another
Good night, commander.
You know.
You know something good tonight?
I live out here nice in New York, bro.
Because I don't know when to lie down down there.
Because next time I'm gonna be in New York.
Oh, no text.
So, bro.
It's okay.
I'm a married-girl one day.
You're a married-girl one day?
Hell yeah.
Oh, my God, bro.
You're in love, dead ass.
I'm being told dead ass.
You know what I'm gonna do after the stream today?
Oh, hell no.
No, no, no.
I was...
Because she was craving tabokis or whatever it's called.
Wait, pause.
Gigi wrong bro. I'm sorry.
Why are y'all saying Gigi? He's literally cleaning my car.
Everyone knows, Circle Wait is it?
Why is he cleaning my car fuck? I mean, hey, hey, that's a fucking wrong man
The far of twitch is cleaning my car bro
Nobody at the crib bros and he just started cleaning the May bag. I mean if I fuck with it, bro
I'm gonna be honest. I'm not mad at that at all man. Not mad at at all
BTS is in New York City right now. Oh, should I text Jungkook and we link up with him or not?
Okay, what were you saying you're gonna marry this girl?
No, I was just um, just cranked the bookie last night where it was called that Korean dish
So they are at bed so I said after she I was like I dropped some off why we can go get some after the dinner
So you got a play tonight and a play bro. Just friendly dinner bro with my best friend
Hey, you come alone too, I mean I'm not about to sit there
I'm not gonna you were mad happy watching us walk together, bro. I'm not about to sit there. Thanks to y'all
I mean, yeah, I'll sit there and I'll talk and be a third wheeler, I mean, I'm not gonna do that.
I'll say what happened. Me never walking and Jason behind us. I turn around, I see the fattest grin of Jason's face because you're the one.
No, no, no. I was smiling because I was like, damn, and my mom like, damn, I'm third wheeling right now, but I'm not.
And because I'm happy for you bro, but like I'm all alone, yeah, you know, it's a friend group and
It's the sidewalk is too small for three people
It was John and that girl and I was behind them literally live. I was just friendly
It came to a poem where the fan stopped them for a picture and he goes now y'all just go bro. You're just go. Yeah
I'm not sad. I just didn't want a third wheel
Yeah, if someone was like, you know, can I see a picture and then y'all are waiting on me. I was like
Ron's calling me
What up, dog
Just quick question right your car has been sitting in like dust and pollen for like last two weeks
And yesterday I saw three rats go under it kill me to move your car
um
Wait, I'm like where
Sure, bro, sir
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can do it
Wait, is actually brought so much shit. I swear to God. I saw like two three
I don't know if they're in your car, but they were next to it can I drive your new year's or no
Okay, I'm gonna back bro. Let's do it
Oh
You know that I heard I heard they were saying that you were calling yours a tiktok car not too long ago
And then you got one
I just want to see the carbon fiber on my body.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Alright, but yeah, you can move it.
I was also trying to clean in your car and apparently putting water on your car
and you can see the other spray with the microfiber cloth.
Apparently I damaged your whole inside of that only like $50,000 per unit.
Oh, well, uh, I take it out.
What?
You don't sound like you miss me.
Bro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You can find the link in the description below.
class you can find out do I re-record one tonight chat fuck it bro or do I just
repost the same one no bro I gotta give it up gang the fuck am I doing how about
we wait till next month for you to use that token for this month yeah I already
I did that thrift drive shit, we gotta say, yeah, I can't be doing it, I can't be spamming it.
No more?
Why don't I do a beach run in Miami?
You coming out the water, flipping your hands, shit, water dripping down your hair, on your face and shit, and then on your body, all that shit.
And then your fucking swimming shorts are mad soaked just like I came out the island, your fucking print came out.
Dude, I'm telling you, that ticked out my head.
I'm going right there.
What the fuck, man?
Chad, we're three minutes away, man. This traffic killing me.
This was not a 5 minute car ride, I'm not gonna lie they lied to me bro.
Your brother is rizzing off stream and start gassing him up and sent him...
Holy fucking Riz God!
He missed a fucking swing though, bro.
Fuck, you guys drunk and said he's going to league with Bonnie?
What?
No, I did not get drink
Classic caption clickbait
Why would you pick I ran I just
Holy mog.
Fuck is this AI?
I've never seen Renoto with this many chains on.
This real?
Bawd that ass.
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, wait, what, it's not right here?
No, no, no, you gotta go down, cause this part's like, locked up.
I'll go back, alright.
Can I go through here?
No, I said go straight and then sit a little higher.
I'll get that lead the way man. I got you. I got you.
Oh, is it wait is it close? No, no, no.
Or like just like some parts like they close.
What's your name? My name's Willis. Willis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, shit. Nice to meet you, bro. Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna drop off your fur. Yeah, I'm sorry that I had to like run up on you.
No, you're good, bro. Don't worry about it.
I was like low key screaming your name because I was not trying to put you on.
Yo, Jason, Jason, is that a brown? My car kept on declining. I rolled don't know for you.
Holy fucking shit, thanks for your dollar man. Thank you for coming out to New York, bro
Hey, you guys an extra player extra players it if if we run more files, bro
Who knows got that back that?
All right, man, just run the ones man
You get a Rizzy oh
Nah
Nah
The boys getting ready to see!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hold up, hold up, y'all.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Nice to meet you too.
Before, like, my friend here, she was sobbing
because she wanted me so bad.
Sobbing.
She dragged me out of here.
She should be the happiest girl in the world.
Wow, well, this y'all's friends?
That's amazing.
So y'all about to witness him lose.
Oh, I got 10 bucks on Jason.
Okay, bet, all right, bet, all right.
I got 10 dollars on stairs.
Oh, we put money on line job put your whole fucking bank account put your own next check on this shit
We hands on scarred let's go barefoot boy boy. That's you fucked up you messed up bro. You messed up
Nice sir
Right now you got me on my
I'm practicing soccer right now football. So let's do this, bro. Wait. Do you have a ball?
I bet.
I'll put the watts on the line.
Put the watts on the line.
Yeah, here you go.
No, no, no, this is a hundred bands.
This is the bond.
This is the bond.
It's a party here.
Before you lose, can I get a picture?
You got to take a picture of you after I win.
All right John, here.
I got a stretch.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Uh, predicts? Anyone? Check? Matt? Mods?
Let's see.
Alright, bro. Why are you warming up?
Get your shots in, bro. Get your shots in.
Oh, you don't need no warm-ups.
I'll get warm-ups there, shit.
I can tell you ass.
Oh, he's out.
Nah, yeah, he's out.
He's pretty good.
Nah, you're nice with that, right?
Wait, you play, hey, you or you just play high school?
Nah, I play in high school.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, so...
You got that.
I got you.
Oh, why not oh shit, yeah, oh fuck
I just see my face in that shot, bro. Do you get it?
You get it or no try to take that who knows
Oh
No double rim
Damn, all right, so what you want to just run in?
You want to see forever?
Game to seven ones and twos
What's that?
Hell no, I don't got to stand for that.
You can go to 7, let's go to 7, bro.
Make it quick, make it easy.
You super ball then.
You super ball, you super ball.
How many jiggles?
Unlimited.
Oh my god.
You said all my guys do is cook or shit.
What the fuck?
How do you play three jiggles before?
I play two jiggles.
Unlimited is more fun, bro.
Oh, oh.
Bravo.
I
Don't
Oh wait, why are you kind of nice, what do you got?
Why are you kind of nice?
Oh, he got my, oh, he got my!
Oh, bro!
You like Xavier Lee!
Xavier?
Xavier Lee!
Xavier?
You see?
Oh!
No!
Oh
Hi, it's too good
I'm a lot for about I'm a lot for
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!
Where was he?
Oh, no.
The washroom's on the side!
What's going on?
It's not here.
It's not there.
It's not there.
Oh, yeah.
We're picking up.
What is this?
You're without balls!
Take it!
One!
I don't know.
He's at a hard place.
What's the score?
Are they at 3?
3?
No!
I don't know.
Is it 3?
3.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
What's the score? Is that a 3?
You got a 3, man.
I need that!
Shot.
Don't give me two!
I'm sorry.
But it's only one game, but you got it. Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, he's got no load.
Yeah!
I'll take on Eve, man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
You got time.
All right.
No, no.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
You got time.
Oh
Shifty Asian Hooper
Oh fuck anybody got a great
Yeah, like 50, yeah, no, I could beat.
Hey!
Ah, 40.
Yeah, that was rough.
That's it, that's it.
That was two.
I'm tired, bro, I want to leave.
Yeah, yeah, let's move my foot, pal.
Yeah, come back!
I'm tired, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?
We've been saving all day.
We've been saving all day.
I gotta leave, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
You don't want your watch no more?
Yeah, you have.
Hey, y'all the best, bro.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Photo?
Yeah.
What do you need, Ray?
I've got a discussion with you.
Can I get a little volunteer?
Oh, cool.
I uh, here we go.
Bye!
What the fuck?
Hey good game, bro.
Hey!
You never beat me because I left!
Here you go, Brittany.
I don't need a sponsor.
I heard that right, right?
I did.
Where's my fucking mic?
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
Where the fuck am I?
Never lost. Never lost.
If I leave, then I can't lose.
Hey sir, you do over services or no?
Okay, sorry.
Help, I need help!
Stable raid?
No came just in time, bro.
I'm about to play some poker with boys.
You guys are familiar with the Hamptons?
This was the Hamptons all the rich folk of the colony a few years from now.
We're doing a private tour right now, cost $35 a ticket.
So you guys are willing to pay in for that? I can get you in.
If you're not, I'm going to ask you to disturb us while we're doing that.
No worries, man. I thought you were there.
Thank you, sir.
Hey, y'all want a free tour? Y'all can come with me.
All right, man, pull up, man.
That's not work.
What's up, Supreme?
That's real Marty Supreme.
Yeah, it's real Marty Supreme.
What's that, God?
I got it in this.
That's a thousand bucks on you right now.
You gonna wear it?
Nah, I'm okay.
All right.
That's for real, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
All right, well, let's tour New York.
So, where should we go?
I don't know, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I just wanted to feel one of the guy's customers
in this single word.
I don't know New York, bro. I'll be honest. I just got just got I got dropped off by Tarence. Yeah. Yeah, I saw
I saw he frowned my ass
Frowned my ass, bro. Oh selfie. Yeah, be real now. I just my snapchat to my friends
That's why so how are you New York for me if I like one more day one more day
Just give me just give me one more day. Yeah, I know a place here in Chinatown
That serves really good steam dumplings
Oh
Dude
I appreciate it bro. How'd that go real quick? I got damn, bro. Where's that spot at?
Um, let me show you where it is. Okay. Yeah, I like dumplings
Shit life. I don't know bro. Whatever whatever
I don't know what am I doing here? What am I doing here, bro?
Alright man, this place right here.
Fu, so the way's um, way's he?
Something, way? Okay.
There's the addy. How far is it?
I think it's closed right now, but tomorrow, tomorrow.
It's really closed. It's a drive. It's a walk-in. Let me check, let me check.
Could be open though. Could be fucking open. Let's see.
Could be a shout.
It's closed
Wait, so we're in Chinatown right now. Yeah, we are okay. Where's that main street for Chinatown now?
Now street that's really like all like the people like all the fakes. Yeah, that's Chinatown. Okay. Yeah
Oh, it's up. No, I can I can show you how to get there. Yeah fucking. Let's go bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I give I give a buy something
We're different five
If something catch my eye
Okay, so
How do you like New York?
I love New York, bro.
I love New York.
If I'm only happy for like three days, it's a perfect amount.
Dude, what have you done so far?
I was on a good day in New York.
I went on ABC News.
Damn.
And I made a tiktok with Wisdom.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yeah, bro.
Wisdom's sweet.
He's a good dude.
I saw you on the street.
Shredding with that fit on the oh, oh, if I would party thing. Yeah. Thank you, bro
Thank you. You get it, bro. No, I saw them haters like they don't get it. They don't get it
They don't get it wisdom. He got a big-ass dick
Yo, nah, yo, bro. That's respect though. That's respect. Yeah, you can appreciate a man's penis without it being gay
Oh, you can yeah
Like so like how did that occur like bro? He came in full white
tight-ass Lulu lemon white shorts seeing his shit poking through the shorts
bro that ass that's crazy I mean real yeah it's crazy how long is walk of a
walking it's like just like a walk that's not bad at all bro that's not
as it's a quarter of a mile bro talking about y'all talking about
question marks so when my shit got leaked not really leaked but y'all
I want all over my penis, huh?
So when I do it, it's warm.
Dude, we're going to take it right up here.
OK, nice.
So except, wait, is this your first charity match for Simon?
No, second.
Second?
I'm looking for a goal this year.
What's the selly going to be like?
Ooh.
You give me a selly, I'll do it if it's good enough.
Are you thinking more of like a dance celebration,
kind of just like a whatever?
One-time thing okay might hit the sun you know okay those
Let me think you can hit the suey. Nah, that's not my shit. No speech it
Alright, well that mean that's one of those shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's stable on all though. Oh, no, not that fucking guy
That guy sucks at people
Click-farting where you can be saying that he's good. He's good. He's good. Have you seen him?
He's last pic bro. He was like that's for last though. That's for last. Yeah. Oh you a stable viewer
Bro, I just support everyone.
Oh, that's love right there. Maybe I'm hating, bro.
But guess what? Haters will be your waiters at the table, so hopefully you get a goal.
Honestly, we're on the same team, so if you're supposed to goal, I'm there.
You know, I'm trying to think of a celebration you could do, like...
I mean, what's the chat saying?
There, nothing.
You can hit the odd. You know, Victor Goyker is us?
Yeah, yeah, you can like his celly like this. Oh the mask the max celly or you can do um
Oh like the you know Jesse Lingard
No, he's a famous who's a famous soccer player. He did like the um like like this one
Milly rock. Yeah, he did the Milly rock. He did the Milly rock. I
Could do the Sun the human son. Oh, yeah, that's a good one too. We're like a good pay tribute to him
Or like, what's your shower song?
You know what your shower song is?
What's that?
He's a Brazilian soccer player.
You can do like the pigeon dance.
Oh, I could do a little pigeon dance.
I think it's something, bro.
I think I'll do the sunny emo.
I think you should pay homage.
Pay homage, yeah.
I'm going to score a goal.
You know ball, bro.
I'm a big soccer fan.
I'm from Brazil.
Did I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like grew up in Brazil?
No, I grew up here in America.
Oh, OK, OK.
Just Oregon, Brazil.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm rough in Brazil right now.
Thoughts on Navel are not making it all into Brazil.
Well, he can get injured, but he's
going to play on the World Cup team.
So what was the whole thing where he didn't make?
I saw a video of him sad.
He didn't make a friendly game.
Oh, a friendly game.
So Enchilote, the head coach for Brazil,
I didn't want him to play in these games, he's not 100% as well.
He's very proud, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But who do you think is going to win a World Cup?
Uh, I'm over Ghana, bro.
Kinda, the Black Stars.
What?
The Black Spacer in Nifnir.
Oh, yeah.
Who?
My daughter.
Uh, cause I'm boys with the menu.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
So, let's say they're out.
Do you have to support South Korea?
South Korea?
So let's say let's say they're out you have to support us South Korea
Son now I want Japan
Japan actually got a good ass squad. I'm pretty sure they got they got some good players
They got a taco fuzo Kubo. Oh, yeah, uh, you know, you know
They got I
Can't remember who else but top you gotta watch it for talking fuzo Kubo. Yeah, I probably butchered his name
But he's in the midfield he pissed her real associate dad. I just want the one because the blue log
Dude, that's just have you seen bleach? I saw bleach that was in blood war. That's it. You didn't see the whole thing
I didn't see the original. I'm not gonna. Damn. I'm not like right now. Have you seen Jojo's?
What's your favorite anime attack on time?
Bro, you know hop on one piece
Everybody been saying that bro, but honestly I've been watching the live action series. Is that crazy?
Ok, no. One piece is long. That's what I'm saying, bro.
I feel like you didn't grow up watching one piece then.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I started watching it probably like six years ago.
And I watched it during quarantine.
Mmm, yeah.
Oh, Chinatown!
Let's see. There should still be selling things now.
Surely fine early there's a food spot somewhere
What we trying we just trying to eat um whatever bro. We don't even need to eat anything just whatever works
This is canal right now, so I'm not sure
This is where
It's so fake.
Is there like an LA equivalent?
No. I don't think so.
People say it's fake but it's not like a specific area.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, nice.
It's Chinatown.
Here we go.
Loomy Fendi, raw duck.
Mmm.
That's a fucking duck.
That's a fucking duck.
But a lot of places here they also don't accept all like credit card.
Oh, cash?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like the real good places only accept cash.
Money, long road, shit.
You're a little bit of a drug going.
No, you're not.
It's like set damage.
How are you?
Come on man.
You can't get a picture.
Thank you.
Hi man.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I think we need to get to go here.
Yeah, I think we need a bun now to go.
Don't eat anything.
Wait, what?
I said don't eat anything.
What were you at?
I don't know, I don't know, you could probably look it up.
They said that's fine in New York, that's fine.
I need the best.
$3?
$3,000?
$3,000?
$3,000, that's high level.
$3,000 for a handbag.
I'll give you like 20 bucks.
$3,000?
Well, you up charging like hell, Gabe.
I got one in the same bag for a hundred bucks.
That's cap, bro. You sure? I got a Cartier watching the same spot earlier for 50 bucks.
Is this real?
It's high quality? Wait, where do you source your bags? Where do you source them?
Where do you get them?
Here? From where the source?
Like, like your go-yard bag you got from go-yard?
Hey, hey, hey, shout out to you.
No worries, no worries.
No son, no, no.
We're gonna get a drink, bro.
We're gonna get a drink, bro.
We're just only fans.
We're just only fans.
We're doing all the fans.
I don't know if some of the drink is a...
a-t-t-t.
Nah, they got some shit to do, bro.
Hello.
Yes.
How are you?
I'm great.
Little bakery vibe.
Yes.
I would like...you want anything?
No bro.
Maybe a little moon...mini watermelon cake?
Maybe a mini red bean cake?
Ooh, red bean cakes are good.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh.
That looks good.
You want to share with me?
This strawberry choco, wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh-
But I'm on the food.
I got to chill though.
I got to chill though.
But chapter one go her, chapter two go up.
See I think you want a forward strawberry.
And then since you're sick I can't share everything.
See I have to eat the omelette too.
No, I'll just...
You eat it first.
No, me eat first.
You're the sherman.
Well you eat it first or I'll get on the track.
But you eat it first.
I wanna eat it alone bro.
Do you eat that?
And then I can help you.
I got it.
No, no, no, don't do that.
No, no, no, no.
How's the mentality?
No, no, you know, bro.
Don't do it, don't you dare.
Excuse me, man? Don't let them pay for it.
No, don't let them pay for it.
That coffee looks good.
That pound cake?
That coffee looks good.
Okay, like drink?
There.
That strawberry, I want to get like a little bit of it.
another IRL down now the strawberry chocolate strawberry just the
chocolate strawberry can we do one or 22 yes just one is okay one order
Thank you.
You got your guys so nice.
Oh, you're the best.
Are you sure?
Yes, very nice. Very, very nice.
Oh.
Very nice.
Wait for free?
Who paid?
Me.
No, no, no. Let me pay. Let me pay.
Let me pay. Let me pay.
Don't listen to him.
Me. Me. You pay. You pay.
You pay.
You say you pay?
Who? Me?
You say.
Cool, I went fuck with you.
Thank you, Ronda.
Thank you.
I want a friend like you.
Did you want anything?
No, I'm afraid of that.
Wait, you want to be a friend?
We want to be your friends.
I want to be your friend.
I'm four ladies.
No!
Wait, I want to be your friend now.
I'm four.
You don't understand.
Wait.
What? That's so upsetting!
Yo!
I don't see you. We'll be your friends.
Can I be your friends?
There it is.
You need help.
We'll come work for you.
Do you want me to clean the dishes?
No.
For free.
No, no.
Not real for free.
No!
There's no such thing as an old lady job.
No.
You should be you should be living in the hills right now
It's really good.
Thank you very much.
Is there?
No problem.
Are you sure you don't want friends?
I have no friends.
I'm just going to be your friend.
So let me... so let us be your friend.
No, no, no, it's okay.
No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
I see it's okay.
No!
My face.
Take it.
You take it.
I can't, I can't.
No, no, no, no, no, please, please.
No.
Why?
Why?
No, why?
Because you're so nice, so, so nice to be honest.
Customers are the kind of guys.
Very, very nice.
Do you want it?
Thank you, brother.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna die it, I can't take it.
You are not dying on that. I'm not fast.
No! You're not fast!
I'm too fast.
You're beautiful.
Like, like, like...
You should be proud of yourself.
Yeah.
You're running the store.
Where's your workers?
No, everybody go home.
Uh, uh, everybody go home.
You should be proud of yourself.
Yeah.
You're gonna work by yourself.
Let me work for you.
Can you work? Can you work?
In five minutes.
Work three.
For free.
After you hear my boss will be killing me.
What?
Your boss will kill you.
My boss is killing me.
Shit.
Don't do something.
No.
Okay.
I don't need anything else.
Next time come back.
Don't make us.
There's a tip door.
No, no, no.
There's a tip door.
It's okay.
I got this don't know earlier.
Go home.
No, come on.
I don't need anything else.
You should have no friends.
You should have a Saturday.
Every day for 15 hours.
That's not good.
You need to relax.
You need to relax.
You need to go in spa days, dig your nails done.
I'm serious.
Thank you so much.
No, I'm serious.
One day we'll take you to the spa.
I'll be right there with you.
Out the, out the, out the.
What's your, what's your sale?
You'll guys see it.
That's one, help you out.
Help you out.
I do a few work here.
My mom.
You have this one.
That's all I have.
Thank you.
Can I give you 100 bucks?
Oh, I...
Oh! Very cute!
Yeah, very cute, yeah!
Yeah, so cute!
Oh, for my friends!
For my friends.
Where are you from originally?
Singapore.
Singapore?
Do you speak Chinese?
Yes, of course.
I know some Chinese.
I know what I need.
Good buddy, yeah, right there.
No, no, no! Good, good, good! What I need!
Can I tell you 100 bucks?
Come on.
Oh, oh!
No!
Let's go!
Go home!
No!
Go home. Thank you so much. Thank you to come here. Thank you. Talk to your young kids.
Very very thank you. Can I tell you something? Honestly, careful home. Be honest. Young guys so young.
You got to get home carefully too. Yes. I go home myself. Yes. Get home.
You should be proud of yourself. You're a mom for you. Yeah. Are you?
Do you take care of your kids? I don't care. I'm myself. Oh you're also.
Hey listen, you're a strong independent woman.
I'm proud of you.
I wish I could give you a hundred bucks.
No, don't give me that.
You're kidding. After you get a job...
No, I have a make-up.
We have jobs.
I have a job.
Yeah, after you get a...
That's the first word.
Oh, this is good.
No, listen.
Look.
You know, everybody would complain because they're already in your camera.
Oh, no.
You are beautiful. Stop. You should never speak that lowly of yourself. You are beautiful.
You are a hard worker. You are an amazing person. You are a good soul. You should love
yourself. Thank you. I try my best. You need any help? Let me help. Come on, we'll help you.
Come on, let me help you. No, no, you're going to. You're going to. I do myself. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
The top ones, the top ones too or no? No, no. You need any more help? No. Come on.
I promise you I have nothing else to do and I have a maid bag so I would love to give you some money
He's got a maid bag. I would love I would love to help in any way. You said you work 15 hours a day
hours a day
So let me so let me okay, let me buy let me buy this let me buy. Oh, yeah
That's the best.
Come on.
Oh.
It's so nice.
Can I get a cluster?
I want to buy the cluster.
Let me buy this whole thing.
How much for all of this right here?
Can we buy it really quickly?
It would be to buy.
No, no, no.
No, no, not for free.
Not for free.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm not gonna eat it.
I have to pay for it.
You should not eat it.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna eat it.
He's not gonna eat it.
Who knows if I buy it, if I buy it.
You see?
I'll buy it if I eat it.
No, no, no, you don't eat it.
No, he's not gonna eat it.
He's not gonna eat it.
If you give it to me for free, I won't eat it.
Come next time.
Come next time.
No, no.
You'll come next time.
Let me buy all this, let me buy all this.
Come on.
No, no, this is expensive.
That's fine.
Shall I open my bank account or like?
Yo, she think I'm broke.
No, it's fine.
You save for the money for your mama and daddy.
I got my parents.
My parents are good.
Baby, you bought it.
Save the money for papa and mama.
Baby, you bought it.
I bought my parents' cars.
Now I'm trying to buy you a car.
What's up?
Mama, papa is really important.
Save the money for your papa and mama.
No, I bought my mama a pair of L-E-D-E-D.
Oh, I look broke.
Now she's playing my Facebook.
Now she's just hospitality.
Can we please buy something else?
Uh, I'll see you back.
Bro, do you think she'll crack?
Bro, yes you will.
I'm gonna give her a thousand bucks.
You should. I don't know.
I'm not sure.
But, I don't know if I can give it to her.
Anything else up?
Who, ATM?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, there's a thing right over here.
Wait, ma'am, how much longer do you open for it?
How much longer? I'm closed.
Closed? Can you wait five more minutes?
I'm closed. I'm closed.
I'm closed. I'm closed.
I'm closed. Might just come in to tell me.
Wait.
Can I talk to your boss?
Can I be back in five minutes? I want to give you something.
No, no.
Don't spend money.
Come back. No, no, there's no next time.
No, come back. Where do you live?
Far away, far away.
Are you sure?
I live in, I live in California.
You too?
I'm visiting.
I'm visiting?
I'm visiting you.
You like, you like the New York City?
Yeah, let me buy all of this, let me buy all of this right here.
Do it.
I'm serious, just talk, bring it up.
No, no, no, no.
You're not honest.
Hey, uh, uh, tell me back.
I've been better just to get her straight to her instead of buying it.
Wait, wait.
Stay here and I'll be back.
Say, Dai, you are Chinese.
No, no, I'm Vietnamese.
I get that a lot though.
I will be back, 5 minutes.
He's gonna talk to you.
Wait, citizen's bank?
That's citizen's bank.
Shit.
Wait, am I withdrawing from this bank?
Uh, I think any, any debit card you can try again.
What's up, bro?
Damn!
I'm following you.
I'm walking here!
Yeah, I'm walking here.
Come on, man.
We're on the streets.
I'd see our next one right here.
I see a pair of machine here.
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
I'm still working on top, trying to top.
Fuck!
ATM near me.
Everything's closed!
No!
Fuck!
Wait 800 feet?
Fuck John, like they're, you know, life life.
No, that looks like that.
They're Chase ATM.
800 feet away.
Bye.
Can I have your speed?
Huh?
Can I have your speed?
No English?
No, yeah.
I don't speak, I only speak English.
No.
Nada?
Nada.
Um, then, then nada.
I think this is open down here.
Huh?
How far?
Let me see how you're doing.
There's an A3.
She said she was going to play with me.
You're going to play with me?
I'm going to play with you.
I'm trying to figure out where we're at.
I don't know how to play with you.
Oh my god.
I think this is it.
Right there, boom.
Hey, he's right in front of you. It's the big guy's side.
He's like, whoa, fuck, man.
See, it was open till 10.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
What do we do, Chad?
Go back? You just started?
Oh
What a dog I'm on the mission right now
Yeah, yeah
What's the what's the move at any of you?
How far is it
I bet.
Come on.
Get me in there, bro.
Hello.
Ian?
Get some life fucking pain, y'all.
Okay.
All at all?
Let's make this late at night, bro.
Nah, bro, she deserves it, man.
15 hour shifts.
Just her and her mom.
Come on, man.
Thousand bucks.
That ain't nothing, bro.
That ain't nothing, bro.
Come on, bro.
Let's give her this money, man.
NYU?
I bet. I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna pull up after.
No, no, just the meat.
No, just kidding, hey.
Wait, I'm coming.
Come on, John.
Watch out for the mic. Go, go, go, go!
I'm walking!
Aunty, Aunty.
Do you have some money for you?
No!
No, you have to take it.
No, no, no!
Thousand bucks!
No!
Take the money!
No!
Take the money!
No, no, I can't, I can't!
No, no, no, no.
Already, we're gonna do it.
Young boy, no, young boy.
No, young boy. I can't, I can't, no.
I can't, I can't.
I'm not money.
You're a hard worker in the service.
No, it's okay.
You deserve it.
I'm not. Young boy.
Here, we have to get it. We have to get it inside.
No, I can't.
I can't. I can't.
Okay, I'm gonna leave it outside your door then.
And someone's gonna take it.
Yes, someone's gonna take it.
No, if you don't take it, someone else will.
Thank you so much.
I'm very, very happy.
I'm gonna put it right here.
No, no.
I'm gonna put it right there.
Okay, bye.
No.
No, no.
Next time come to see me.
Next time come to see me.
I'm very happy.
I have nobody I have been.
Oh, very good.
You have nobody, but you have me.
And you have a thousand bucks.
No.
Take the money.
We take the money.
You have to take it.
Yeah, my friends, my friends.
No, no!
No!
No!
No!
Don't do that.
Why?
Why?
No, I have money.
No, no, no.
I have money too.
No, I have money.
We're gonna support your business.
We're gonna support your business.
You say you work 15 hours a day?
Yeah, I work 15 hours a day.
You deserve more.
You deserve more.
It's okay.
I love you more.
I love you more.
I'm gonna be the man, your guy.
Thank you so much.
You take care of you and your mom.
It's okay. I can take care of you.
I can take care of my mom. My mom loves me.
I love my mom. My mom makes me healthy.
Yeah. My mom makes me healthy.
She does. I can use some money for a stop-in.
My mom is beautiful.
She's beautiful.
Listen, listen. I'm a millionaire.
I don't need the money for us.
I tell you, boy, this money is for daddy mommy.
Is mommy what?
I retire my parents.
Mommy, Mommy Daddy made you so handsome, man!
Ah, not yet.
See, now you're going to have to go on this or I'm going to keep doing that shit.
I need a closer phone, my manager will do it.
Listen, listen, I'm not going to leave unless you take the money.
Yeah, but I'm not going to leave unless you take the money.
No, no, no, I cannot. I don't know you who you are.
Later, I cannot.
Grandson's.
Yes.
Where did you put the money?
Where did you put the money?
Nothing's wrong.
Let's go.
She asked me.
Your friend? What is it, sir?
You said you work 15 hours shift?
Of course!
You S.A.
You need to pay rent.
Yeah, exactly.
So let me know if you pay rent.
Listen, I know.
I got a maid back.
How do you pay back?
You go to school.
I don't go to school.
I dropped out.
I do this.
You want to look at my bank account?
I have to flex on her so I can give her my money.
No, it's me. Give you money.
No, give me money.
No, it's okay.
You guys seem young, very young.
I'm young and I'm blessed to be in the position that I am that I can.
Do you have money? Give money.
No, no. You don't look at day-on at 25.
Oh, I'm older than you at least.
60, yes.
I bet. Look at my bank account.
I'm gonna tell you my brokerage, okay?
Look, look.
I'm sure he's gonna come in.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
He's taking the money.
Okay.
Okay.
So take the thousand.
Take the thousand.
Take the thousand.
I don't need it.
Take the thousand.
Young boy.
Young boy.
Young boy.
I'm not young boy.
I'm Jason Alene.
Young boy.
It's your money now.
It's your money.
I don't need it.
Use your pain.
Give me your money.
I took care of my parents.
You need to take your baby, baby, take care of her.
Let me talk.
No, I'm okay.
This is making you speak.
Handsome.
Handsome.
Handsome.
Watch out.
Don't do that.
She's got to chill.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
and I'm gonna do it out of love.
And I'm not.
You put the money for me.
I'm ready, I can look here for you,
I don't look for you.
You don't need to look for me anymore.
I might never see you again.
But the fact that I see that you're working hard
every single day, 15 hours to provide for you
and your mother, and you're saying
you're the last one to clock out,
and your boss is making sure you say
your boss might get in trouble,
listen, the least I could do
as someone in a blessed position
is give you a thousand bucks.
So I'm gonna give you this money now,
I'm gonna run away. I just ran an ad and I made this so I'm gonna I'm gonna give
this money and I might never see you again but listen can I give you a hug?
Thank you so much. Thank you boy. Thank you. Thank you boy. Thank you so much.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Alright, goodbye.
No!
Yeah, I'm like, oh my god!
Damn!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, damn it!
Oh, damn it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey, bro.
Hey, how was the shit?
Hey, it's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
And so?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, yeah.
We locked it now, bro.
Now by the turnies, by the turnies.
Exactly.
So that's the place we make door to turn.
We locked it forever now.
Yo, yo.
Still meeting you?
Yo, it's great meeting you.
I need you too.
Got you my boy.
Hey.
You guys are inspirational.
Likewise, man.
Hey.
You guys going?
Have a good night, guys.
Night, bro.
If you want to comment on why you, I can show you my dorm.
That's great.
That's great.
The dorm?
The homie's dorm?
Yeah.
Bro, what up, dude?
It's a pretty good university, I guess.
Um...
City.
No, it's okay, man.
Thank you for the offer, though.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Good to meet you.
Yeah, of course.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
Okay, there you go.
Alright, man.
Good to meet you, anyway.
Have a good one, man.
Good to meet you.
Thanks, man.
Check if she's good.
Sneak check, bro.
And then we out, bro.
Okay.
What if she's running after me trying to find me?
Man, bro, that was a great feeling.
I really hope I'll cross the street. I bet.
I'm gonna cross the street right here. Wait, let me take a peek to the score.
She's gonna be inside the doors and we'll lock.
She's closing up.
You gotta jiggle peak the camera.
No, you just walk past.
Okay.
Go.
Wait, wait, wait.
She's sweet, babe.
Is your bear sweet, babe?
Yeah.
She's sweet, babe.
Is your bear sweet, babe?
Yeah, a little bit.
She's sweet, babe.
Hey, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
You want to sleep over?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to screw it up?
Yeah.
Alright man.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Hey yo, Jason, hold on, bro.
Yo, scream Jackson 5.
My type makes, by the way.
Appreciate it.
I guess I'm not gonna lie here Jackson 5 and I finished Korean cuz I thought he was talking about Michael Jackson
All right chat listen
Ended off a good D-bell
That was amazing man
Tomorrow we got May back Monday
Beach we're in Wannam
4 p.m. Eastern, so I'll probably put up a little earlier
Um, but yeah, I'm gonna end stream there. I'm probably gonna get some food off stream
I say I'm gonna get my chrome parts felt her since hotel and then just gonna chill at home, bro
W fuckin stream today. I love you. I appreciate y'all
Store name
Shagging the store name
You know it
Let me see I
I think I can just look on maps.
I don't want this diamond to talk to me, so give me a second.
You
All right chat no don't say all right well shoot
Alright well I'm out man. I love y'all. Thank y'all for watching. Today was a great
stream. Little solo vibe. Just ran her shit in New York. Bro she had to end so.
She had to auto-homey. I'm out of this chill. Go to sleep tomorrow. Last day in
New York and then I'm out in Miami. Out in Miami. I love y'all. I'mma see y'all tomorrow.