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jasontheween

🔴SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH DRAFT🔴FIRST OVERALL🔴STREAM SNIPING CINNA AND TYLIL LATER🔴DAY 2 NEW YORK🔴

03-22-2026 · 5h 56m

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[00:03:00] Watch myself get drafted first pick and then we're gonna go stream site Ty Lill and Sina and then
[00:03:08] Yeah, we should have a good stream today and then tomorrow
[00:03:11] Phantom may back Monday
[00:03:14] Confirmed okay, I'll post that later remind me to post that poster
[00:03:18] Okay, shanada there. He made that shit for me without me. He would be asking and then we got jakey
[00:03:24] No, I couldn't do it bro because this PC it doesn't run games, bro
[00:03:29] It couldn't run games and plus if I'm I wrote it's in a title
[00:03:33] Like if I'm doing some shit outside, like I don't want to put like a time limit on that. So yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:03:42] Um also Emily hot tomorrow. We're gonna do like a cookie challenge at her apartment should be fire, bro
[00:03:51] But that is the New York trip New York every every time I go to New York. It's always good vibes
[00:03:56] It's always great always good energy
[00:04:00] And then snipe messy. What are you talking about, bro? You did a cooking challenge last time. Okay. What do you want?
[00:04:06] What do you want me and Evelyn hot of do?
[00:04:08] trick ever left hot
[00:04:11] So do I go to can now street and buy more shit for ever left hot or what come to 34th Street?
[00:04:17] cooking cook
[00:04:19] Breeze, what's wrong with y'all, bro? That is a married woman. What's up with y'all cookie challenge?
[00:04:28] She's already a millionaire
[00:04:31] Just cook rice, huh? Yeah, yeah, no, it's been a minute. I'm gonna be honest
[00:04:35] I haven't seen the hot sisters in a while. I'm gonna see any of the in any of the time square
[00:04:40] She is already rich what you need tricky for now facts, bro. Okay. Ah, she probably got more money than me facts
[00:04:48] What are you cooking? I don't know, bro. I don't know. But yeah, tomorrow should be a good ass last day in New York
[00:04:54] And then we out to Miami, bro
[00:04:57] Okay, Ron has not got back to me about Miami. I think he's gonna confirm tonight, but
[00:05:03] Either way, bro, we gonna make Miami a movie. Okay the 25th
[00:05:09] Rage lot
[00:05:11] I'm locking rage stream me a rage and then if Ron pulls up me rage and run
[00:05:17] We'll pull up to the Broward demon estate
[00:05:22] Hopefully and then on the 26
[00:05:25] OSES
[00:05:27] Will be in Miami. So we'll do some shit bro fucking we might have to mug all of Miami
[00:05:32] Go to autumn all the night life. I don't fucking know bro last time I was in Miami. I went to
[00:05:38] Uh
[00:05:40] The phase Miami house, bro. Oh, I know I went to Red Bull the F1 thing
[00:05:48] But then I left I don't really know I never really got to experience Miami
[00:05:55] You gotta save Guapo
[00:06:00] Meet Messi's wife, but what are you talking about?
[00:06:03] about yeah the 25th is MC bed day that's why he's like I'll let you know about
[00:06:11] tonight but I don't know bro I don't know all right let's see the shit chat let's
[00:06:18] see let's see bro I have one monitor okay so bear with me okay bear with me
[00:06:24] 28 28 I'm gonna be back in LA. Hold on. Sin is calling me
[00:06:33] Hello, I'm live
[00:06:37] Hello, I'm live
[00:06:43] Hello
[00:06:48] No fuck what the fuck
[00:06:54] She's gonna call me
[00:06:58] I'm just gonna text me
[00:07:03] Dude this whole time Wi-Fi is good as fuck
[00:07:08] Sniping by the way
[00:07:12] You need a case for a phone shut up Simon starting right now, what up? Can y'all see my monitor?
[00:07:17] I think y'all can oh
[00:07:19] Sorry, yeah, I don't got Spotify on this side man
[00:07:21] Boom here. We go chat. Let's fucking go
[00:07:27] Forced pick let's do this shit 60 seconds. Let's fucking go boys. It's gonna W the chat
[00:07:35] Come on, come on baby. Refresh, be kiss worthy, come on baby. Okay, uh, hold on. How do
[00:08:00] Super beers work on YouTube, do I not just?
[00:08:03] I can't show you.
[00:08:05] Can you ask some day quo?
[00:08:06] I already popped a day quo chat.
[00:08:08] Popped a day quo, makes me want a Red Bull.
[00:08:11] I feel it good.
[00:08:19] Come on.
[00:08:21] Come on.
[00:08:27] Discord with Ron.
[00:08:28] Do I even have this quote on this? Okay
[00:08:42] Chill is 7 p.m. Wait, bro. What's going on? Wait, is it so is this pre-recorded or is this live?
[00:08:52] Spare the W's in the chat, bro. Wait, why is my chat not moving?
[00:08:59] Stop before pre-record, ah, ah, holy six seven spam
[00:09:09] Leights oh my god late, bro. They're late
[00:09:15] as of age
[00:09:22] Come on chat come on chat
[00:09:28] Refresh?
[00:09:32] OOAAAAYYYY
[00:09:39] And then there's playback speed with 2x here
[00:09:45] Oh, now I'm really live
[00:09:48] Yo, by the way, did, like, oh, see, I throw another fucking party, by the way?
[00:09:58] Like, I'm mad confused.
[00:09:59] What is going on over there, bro?
[00:10:00] They just party every single night?
[00:10:01] Guapo, Guapo, I'm gonna see everybody's busy and shit.
[00:10:02] I'm not gonna throw it up.
[00:10:03] Yes, that's the method.
[00:10:04] We're at house, they're throwing another one today?
[00:10:05] Wait!
[00:10:06] No, they're not.
[00:10:07] Yes, that's the method, rat house, they're throwing another one today?
[00:10:14] Wait!
[00:10:15] No they're not, bro, three parties, fucking back to back, like, what?
[00:10:25] Spring break?
[00:10:28] The last dance, part three?
[00:10:30] How many fucking last dances?
[00:10:34] Oh, yes, yes, x, y, d, f. What is that you need, bruv?
[00:10:44] Welcome to the first ever draft for the Sidemen charity match!
[00:10:49] Now as you know, the most important pick is the first pick.
[00:10:53] As the Sidemen gets that, we're gonna do some football challenges.
[00:11:27] three rounds to decide that's classic man who is here bro who is here
[00:11:37] we just need to know that if you do want to join you can buckle yeah but if you was in the
[00:11:41] The draft, right? We wouldn't even pick you, bro.
[00:11:43] What's happening? What's happening?
[00:11:46] He placed it. He placed it.
[00:11:48] He played it.
[00:11:50] That's good.
[00:11:51] That's good.
[00:11:52] You are our latest player.
[00:11:53] First pick of the draft.
[00:11:54] It's huge, because we could literally end up with an absolute stinker.
[00:11:57] We could end up with like a stable Ronaldo.
[00:12:00] Oh, hell no.
[00:12:02] You're like, old school times.
[00:12:03] Yeah?
[00:12:04] Tell me something.
[00:12:05] Oh, hell no, bro.
[00:12:06] I don't even know what I just said.
[00:12:08] Yo!
[00:12:10] Who's this guy?
[00:12:12] They're really clowning him.
[00:12:14] Go on, bro.
[00:12:16] Oh!
[00:12:18] Oh, damn it.
[00:12:20] I reckon you go.
[00:12:22] Welcome to peace.
[00:12:24] Yeah!
[00:12:26] OK, JJ.
[00:12:28] Not bad. Not bad.
[00:12:30] Not bad.
[00:12:32] He's trying.
[00:12:34] He's trying.
[00:12:36] Do you want to go?
[00:12:38] They're gonna say that's small.
[00:12:40] All right, Indie Epstein 12s, come on.
[00:12:42] What?
[00:12:43] I'm gonna reject you.
[00:12:44] I'm trying to redemption.
[00:12:46] I think I'm gonna punish you.
[00:12:48] Whoa!
[00:12:49] It's redemption.
[00:12:50] Don't get redemption, please.
[00:12:53] Come on, Vic.
[00:12:54] Oh, yeah.
[00:12:55] Oh, my God, Vic.
[00:12:56] Really cool.
[00:12:57] You would date after all these years,
[00:12:59] Vic would have some type of football spirit, bro.
[00:13:32] I'm really confused as to what happened there today.
[00:13:34] Let's go!
[00:13:35] Come on!
[00:13:36] I'm on.
[00:13:37] Show them what side Matt did.
[00:13:38] Thank you, Funt.
[00:13:39] Oh!
[00:13:40] Ho-ro!
[00:13:41] Ho-ro!
[00:13:42] Ho-ro!
[00:13:43] He's nice with it.
[00:13:44] It's just me and you left.
[00:13:45] Ho-ro!
[00:13:46] Ho-ro!
[00:13:47] Top bitch!
[00:13:48] Ho-ro!
[00:13:49] Ho-ro!
[00:13:50] Ho-ro!
[00:13:51] Ho-ro!
[00:13:52] Ho-ro!
[00:13:53] Top bitch!
[00:13:54] Ho-ro!
[00:13:55] Ho-ro!
[00:13:56] Ho-ro!
[00:13:57] Ho-ro!
[00:13:58] Ho-ro!
[00:13:59] Ho-ro!
[00:14:00] Ho-ro!
[00:14:01] Yeah
[00:14:15] We don't
[00:15:01] If I've ever seen Simon do anything, it's a one versus four, bro.
[00:15:06] I've seen him do it, penalties!
[00:15:08] Nah, I've seen him, bro!
[00:15:10] I'm not even joking, I think I'll pay you 50 pounds to get back in.
[00:15:14] I thrive without my teammates.
[00:15:16] Let's go.
[00:15:18] Let's go!
[00:15:18] Yo, Raph, I'm gonna see you in my every two.
[00:15:20] I know he's got it.
[00:15:23] Let's see.
[00:15:31] I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking dead!
[00:15:33] One-much-40s fucking top-fins!
[00:15:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[00:15:39] Let's see if 24 is on, bro!
[00:15:42] Good luck, brothers!
[00:15:44] If I don't score this, he's gonna kill me!
[00:15:46] I have it, left foot!
[00:15:47] Come on, big bro, play it right!
[00:15:49] You buy it or go!
[00:15:50] Penalty sports redacted, dude.
[00:15:52] It's the open jacket as he runs up the kills me.
[00:15:55] It's like a parachute.
[00:15:56] Oh, yeah!
[00:15:59] Fuck the hell, bro!
[00:16:00] Oh Jesus.
[00:16:01] No, we can't lost.
[00:16:02] We can't lost.
[00:16:04] Let's get rid of one.
[00:16:05] No!
[00:16:06] One minute, bro!
[00:16:06] One minute!
[00:16:07] One minute!
[00:16:08] He's dead.
[00:16:09] He's dead.
[00:16:10] He's a solid pack.
[00:16:11] I think that's it.
[00:16:12] How are we gonna win this?
[00:16:12] He's the head of you.
[00:16:13] I'm the pack.
[00:16:14] He's the head of you.
[00:16:15] It's gonna be a win for all of us.
[00:16:16] You've got him starving.
[00:16:17] Look, let's see.
[00:16:18] They're scared, Luba.
[00:16:19] They're scared now, bro.
[00:16:20] Harry, don't do what I did.
[00:16:21] Do not drag it.
[00:16:22] I'll try.
[00:16:23] Do not drag it.
[00:16:24] It's not easy.
[00:16:26] I'll even tell you where I'm going.
[00:16:27] Yeah?
[00:16:28] Top right.
[00:16:29] Oh, oh, oh, here they are.
[00:16:30] He's the best pick, you know, Toby rookies.
[00:16:33] Oh my fucking god, yo.
[00:16:35] No!
[00:16:36] Holy shit, I would literally do that one in there right now.
[00:16:40] Hey, hey, hey.
[00:16:43] What the fuck?
[00:16:44] I'm looking for you.
[00:16:45] You're about to go out for the Chad Raikens.
[00:16:47] Mini Moga Seven!
[00:16:49] Yes!
[00:16:51] Mini Moga!
[00:16:52] Mini Moga, holy shit.
[00:16:55] This ain't it.
[00:16:56] Black Teens pulls on top.
[00:16:58] What was that?
[00:17:00] Ohhhh!
[00:17:02] Yo they asked yo!
[00:17:04] I swear to god if you miss this bro
[00:17:06] He's got a cake in his head bro
[00:17:08] Give him out! I know you're not a god but give him out!
[00:17:10] I'm sending Simon home right now
[00:17:14] Hey ya!
[00:17:16] Oh my god!
[00:17:20] Hey ya'll know he's dead now
[00:17:22] Easy fuck
[00:17:24] Easy fuck
[00:17:26] Oh my goodness.
[00:17:28] Yes, red team.
[00:17:29] Right, the one down.
[00:17:30] Yeah.
[00:17:31] The big game fail.
[00:17:32] One new.
[00:17:33] One new.
[00:17:34] One new.
[00:17:35] I know.
[00:17:36] Potomacism is going to carry.
[00:17:37] Do it.
[00:17:38] Do it.
[00:17:39] Do it.
[00:17:40] Ah!
[00:17:41] We don't look like good losers.
[00:17:42] I don't ever want to be a good loser.
[00:17:44] Who the fuck likes losing?
[00:17:47] Oh.
[00:17:48] Oh, I'm losing.
[00:17:50] One nil, ladies.
[00:17:52] What nil?
[00:17:53] What now?
[00:17:54] Just watch out, let him just pass the three.
[00:17:56] Oh, there we go.
[00:17:57] Oh, my God.
[00:17:59] Do you want to go in?
[00:18:00] You just watch out.
[00:18:00] Oh, it's close, though.
[00:18:02] It's not, it's not.
[00:18:03] No, no, it's not.
[00:18:04] I'm not in the frame.
[00:18:05] I'm building, I'm building.
[00:18:06] He's going to do the thing, but he's going to do the thing.
[00:18:08] He's going to do the thing.
[00:18:09] I'm going to do the thing, but he's going to do the thing.
[00:18:11] Oh, my God.
[00:18:11] Oh, my God.
[00:18:12] Oh, my God.
[00:18:12] Oh, my God.
[00:18:13] Oh, my God.
[00:18:13] What's going on?
[00:18:14] Oh, jeez.
[00:18:17] No, in case I get your hands out your drawers, bro.
[00:18:20] No, I'm thinking about it.
[00:18:21] Yo, wait no I think that's the video triple though
[00:18:24] I fucking love the bar
[00:18:26] I love the bar
[00:18:28] And often I get cross
[00:18:30] Oh, oh, oh
[00:18:32] What?
[00:18:34] OI!
[00:18:36] Look at that
[00:18:38] Exactly
[00:18:40] I'm gonna do the thing, I'm gonna do the thing
[00:18:42] Do it, do it, do it, do it
[00:18:44] Do it, do it, do it, do it
[00:18:46] Double jizzle
[00:18:48] You know what the K in KSI stands for crossbar. Crossbar, spelling.
[00:18:55] I can't.
[00:18:57] Oh!
[00:18:59] Oh, yeah.
[00:19:01] Yeah, you knew when you turned around.
[00:19:03] Do you see that?
[00:19:07] Fuck off!
[00:19:09] Oi!
[00:19:11] Shopping, bud.
[00:19:13] Oh
[00:19:27] Oh
[00:19:30] You know what it might be time for me to smash
[00:19:37] Road to mark
[00:19:39] We'll get it first.
[00:19:44] I'll be honest, I got a big start.
[00:19:46] Hit the blood, no pressure.
[00:19:47] Come on.
[00:19:48] Oh.
[00:19:49] Oh.
[00:19:50] Silent time.
[00:19:51] Silent time.
[00:19:52] Oh.
[00:19:53] That was the crossbar.
[00:19:54] It's not that thing.
[00:19:55] You hit it.
[00:19:56] Yeah, okay.
[00:19:57] Then it'll be me.
[00:19:58] Yeah.
[00:19:59] So I'll hit it.
[00:20:00] You hit it.
[00:20:01] And then that's two.
[00:20:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:03] One more.
[00:20:04] I'll hit it.
[00:20:05] It'll be done.
[00:20:06] Come on!
[00:20:07] Oh
[00:21:07] Make a big chill, I did!
[00:21:08] We're gonna judge you based on this.
[00:21:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:21:13] Ooh!
[00:21:14] Not bad, not bad at all.
[00:21:15] Hey, hey, most consistent.
[00:21:16] I don't fucking care.
[00:21:18] You do run.
[00:21:19] Let's see how you do your forward run.
[00:21:20] I like this.
[00:21:21] Go on.
[00:21:22] Forward run, run, fucking now.
[00:21:24] Good job.
[00:21:24] Got that ground shaking.
[00:21:25] Ooh, what did you mind?
[00:21:26] I don't mind.
[00:21:27] I don't fucking care.
[00:21:29] What?
[00:21:30] What's up?
[00:21:31] It's a miracle.
[00:21:32] I did the wrong job.
[00:21:33] I did a big try.
[00:21:34] I
[00:21:57] Knew it
[00:22:00] On the day
[00:22:04] It's all well and good doing it on YouTube, you know, in the game.
[00:22:08] The game's on road, mate.
[00:22:10] Oh my God, I guess I'm getting picked on two sides.
[00:22:14] The plan starts now, always the plan.
[00:22:16] Yeah, totally, we're totally planning.
[00:22:19] Yes!
[00:22:20] Yes!
[00:22:21] That's me, I think.
[00:22:24] God, you can just smash it.
[00:22:28] You can just smash it.
[00:22:29] Oh, yeah, lay me up, lay me up, lay me up.
[00:22:31] Oh, shit.
[00:23:03] Yeah, no
[00:23:17] Yeah, yeah
[00:23:33] Yeah?
[00:23:34] Fucking Nathaniel Jones.
[00:23:36] What's happening?
[00:23:40] Do it, do it, do it.
[00:23:42] You're getting to do it, is he?
[00:23:43] No, he's going to do it.
[00:23:44] What?
[00:23:45] Oh my god, he's doing it.
[00:23:46] What is he doing?
[00:23:47] What is he doing?
[00:23:48] Oh my god, oh my god, he's done it!
[00:23:50] Oh my days!
[00:23:54] Bruh!
[00:23:55] How did he do that?
[00:23:59] Oh my f**king days!
[00:24:04] That was tough, I feel like.
[00:24:09] We're gonna have a deciding round!
[00:24:11] He's the shifting captain!
[00:24:13] Oh my god!
[00:24:19] Next up, we are shooting from three different places.
[00:24:22] The first team to score from each point wins.
[00:24:29] First, first up it's the
[00:24:31] I wanna be the same team as Logan Gizzards
[00:24:33] Brassolo, Team Time M, Rookies
[00:24:35] I had no way, by the way this is
[00:24:37] Go on, that's the cafe
[00:24:39] I'm throwing, believe fella
[00:24:40] We're getting it done in one
[00:24:41] Last time, they
[00:24:42] Oh, oh, oh
[00:24:43] Oh my god
[00:24:44] Time is worth it
[00:24:45] Someone's gonna be the same
[00:24:46] You're gonna have to
[00:24:47] Go onside bros
[00:24:48] We're gonna rip it out the gates
[00:24:49] Baby, rip it
[00:24:51] Oh, it's the same
[00:24:53] I don't have a pudding now
[00:24:54] Pudding
[00:24:55] Alright, what's your reckon Zuckers got?
[00:24:56] Rookies
[00:24:57] I can do about three different metal conditions.
[00:24:59] I reckon his left knee gives him a miss.
[00:25:02] Oh!
[00:25:04] That looks good though.
[00:25:07] I think Bez does this.
[00:25:09] Maybe not for the last time.
[00:25:11] He's got a good strike on that 90.
[00:25:13] Oh, I don't mind it.
[00:25:15] You kick the ball like some other Messicks.
[00:25:17] They got it though, bro.
[00:25:19] It might be 20 minutes before it gets to the action.
[00:25:22] Lace it. Lace it. Strike through it.
[00:25:24] But they're smart for this. I can't lie.
[00:25:26] Oh
[00:25:32] He's been training
[00:25:48] This he doesn't run out in here like 90 degree run up. Yeah, I don't think it works for you. I know you think it works
[00:25:56] 90 degrees. He doesn't think it works for him though. He just wants to watch it.
[00:26:00] Which is what?
[00:26:05] That's looking kind of cold. And the ladies going, oh, and then he's a
[00:26:08] dude. I guess I prove your haters wrong. Do the night. You can't do this. Oh, watch.
[00:26:20] Oh, yeah. Oh,
[00:26:21] Oh, the Whippers!
[00:26:23] He went again.
[00:26:24] That was a good attempt.
[00:26:25] Oh, watch.
[00:26:26] I like that.
[00:26:27] Why does he only have one arm thing?
[00:26:30] I'm on Toby.
[00:26:31] Why do you only have one sleeve?
[00:26:33] I only need one sleeve.
[00:26:34] It's a cool look.
[00:26:35] Try it.
[00:26:36] That's what I'm talking about.
[00:26:37] It's totally cool.
[00:26:38] Toby, teach him.
[00:26:39] Come on, Toby.
[00:26:40] Teach the toves.
[00:26:41] I'm on one sleeve.
[00:26:42] I'm on one sleeve.
[00:26:43] One sleeve.
[00:26:44] Well, we get it.
[00:26:45] You're cool.
[00:26:46] Just!
[00:26:47] Ah!
[00:26:48] Ah, no.
[00:26:49] Oh, I'm different.
[00:26:50] I'm a street baller.
[00:26:51] I
[00:27:21] My new anime, One Sleeve.
[00:27:23] That's what you get.
[00:27:25] Hatman vs. One Sleeve.
[00:27:26] Hatman vs. One Sleeve, the new anime series coming live.
[00:27:32] Hatman's robot.
[00:27:33] Watch me score.
[00:27:35] Yeah.
[00:27:36] Go on, then.
[00:27:37] He's doing four poses, so I'm gonna take him to the Disney.
[00:27:41] Hey.
[00:27:42] Oh, he has done a digit.
[00:27:43] I told you, end it, please.
[00:27:45] I'll try.
[00:27:45] I'm telling you, yeah.
[00:27:46] Hi, Toby.
[00:27:47] No, no, Toby.
[00:27:48] End it, shit, Toby.
[00:27:48] Yeah, he's actually washed.
[00:27:51] Oh
[00:28:10] Next up
[00:28:21] Hold on a big
[00:28:26] Yeah, that's on you.
[00:28:28] Man big.
[00:28:29] Thank you sir.
[00:28:30] I'm not inside of it.
[00:28:31] Okay.
[00:28:32] I'm still here.
[00:28:33] I'm locked in.
[00:28:34] I'm locked in.
[00:28:35] That is big.
[00:28:36] That was at the end of the game.
[00:28:37] I'm not actually better than this.
[00:28:38] I'm not saying when it went on the goal.
[00:28:39] They conned them heads.
[00:28:40] Oh no, no, no.
[00:28:41] Oh yes.
[00:28:42] All right boys.
[00:28:43] You're digging your duff in it.
[00:28:44] Oh no, no, no.
[00:28:45] I'm not going back.
[00:28:46] I'm not going back.
[00:28:47] I'm not going back.
[00:28:48] I'm not going back.
[00:28:49] I'm going back.
[00:28:50] I'll get out of here. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, I don't mind it.
[00:29:01] You see the vision at least. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:29:08] It's blurry
[00:29:21] That's you got power to your next one. It's like my type of
[00:29:30] It kicks a ball better than he used to yeah
[00:29:32] Progress all about progress. They're losing really badly, but I don't make money off
[00:29:38] Here we go.
[00:29:39] Okay, say what's up.
[00:29:41] No, no, you can't do that.
[00:29:43] Sorry.
[00:29:44] Get out of there.
[00:29:45] I'm not gonna get a strike of it here.
[00:29:47] Every video we've done, yeah,
[00:29:48] there's a voice clip of us going,
[00:29:50] oh no, he's in the box.
[00:29:51] And he has his head, he's high.
[00:29:53] He's just a soundboarder.
[00:29:54] And he's like,
[00:29:55] I'm dead.
[00:29:56] I'm dead.
[00:29:57] W.
[00:29:58] I just, I just, I just,
[00:29:59] I just, I just, I just,
[00:29:59] I'm going, you're in.
[00:30:00] You can't be in.
[00:30:02] Fuck it now.
[00:30:03] That's bad.
[00:30:04] That's bad.
[00:30:04] I love that.
[00:30:05] Oh my.
[00:30:06] They're making it close, bro, to making 40 minutes, Cap.
[00:30:16] They're making it close, they're making it close, they're making it close.
[00:30:26] All right, to the final winners of the shooting segment, we have got Volley's.
[00:30:31] Oh, it's my specialty.
[00:30:34] I need this.
[00:30:37] Yeah.
[00:30:37] You're not necessary.
[00:30:39] You're not.
[00:30:40] Oh.
[00:30:42] See you soon, Harry.
[00:30:44] Oh, Jesus.
[00:30:46] I thought you were qualified.
[00:30:48] No, Vikkstar.
[00:30:49] Please.
[00:30:50] Oh, please, Vikkstar, please.
[00:30:52] Vikkstar, Vikkstar, Vikkstar, Vikkstar, Vikkstar.
[00:30:53] Yes!
[00:30:55] Oh
[00:31:25] Oh, he's starting it, yeah.
[00:31:26] Oh, no.
[00:31:27] Oh, no.
[00:31:28] Oh, no.
[00:31:28] He's trying to throw away, bro.
[00:31:31] Oh, my God, Simon, this is it.
[00:31:34] You're going to do it.
[00:31:35] George Corky?
[00:31:36] Oh, no.
[00:31:36] Oh, my God.
[00:31:37] Oh, boy.
[00:31:37] Oh, yeah.
[00:31:40] Hey, you reckon I could get one of these?
[00:31:41] Oh, we can't tell me.
[00:31:43] Finish it, Toby.
[00:31:45] You do what you want to do.
[00:31:47] Come on, man.
[00:31:49] Oh, oh.
[00:31:51] Oh.
[00:31:52] Oh.
[00:31:54] Harry just screamed.
[00:31:55] Harry screamed.
[00:31:56] Harry was going to his dog.
[00:31:57] We just went back to sleep.
[00:31:58] That was really cool.
[00:32:00] Also, I don't know if that was first time.
[00:32:02] How far wide was it?
[00:32:03] It wasn't far.
[00:32:04] I thought that was in.
[00:32:05] Oi, thumb it.
[00:32:06] Ha ha ha.
[00:32:07] Ha.
[00:32:08] Oh!
[00:32:09] Oh!
[00:32:10] Oh!
[00:32:11] Oh!
[00:32:12] Oh my God!
[00:32:13] Yeah, fair enough, fair enough.
[00:32:14] You know why you're fucking here, bro.
[00:32:15] I've always wanted to.
[00:32:16] I've always wanted to.
[00:32:17] I've always wanted to.
[00:32:18] You're gonna get this shit.
[00:32:19] You're gonna get this shit.
[00:32:20] You're gonna get this shit.
[00:32:21] You're gonna get this shit.
[00:32:22] You're gonna get this shit.
[00:32:23] You're gonna get this shit.
[00:32:24] You know what? The best thing is that if someone doesn't know how to do it, you tell them how to do it.
[00:32:28] Even if it's just that, you couldn't believe it.
[00:32:30] Oh my god, the music.
[00:32:32] I'm not mad at it.
[00:32:34] Oh my god, the music.
[00:32:36] YouTube video, wait.
[00:32:38] Don't know what that is.
[00:32:40] Come on, tell me. Give it a tell me, bro.
[00:32:42] YouTube magic right here.
[00:32:44] Oh my fucking days.
[00:32:48] What?
[00:32:50] Oh my god.
[00:32:52] I can put that in the back of the net.
[00:32:54] I'm not worried.
[00:32:56] Oh my god, D.
[00:32:58] I'm not worried.
[00:33:00] Oh my god.
[00:33:02] He's up.
[00:33:04] He's up.
[00:33:06] He's up.
[00:33:08] He's up.
[00:33:10] Where the fuck did he just go?
[00:33:12] He's not moving.
[00:33:14] I'm telling you, by the way,
[00:33:16] it really doesn't matter.
[00:33:18] Taking one attempt and waiting second.
[00:33:20] I just slipped fast forward.
[00:33:21] No!
[00:33:22] Why are you there?
[00:33:23] Why are you there?
[00:33:24] Why are you there?
[00:33:25] It's ripping.
[00:33:26] When you start like here, read the flat out of the ball and then adjust the grip.
[00:33:30] OK, OK.
[00:33:31] Yeah, yeah, you've run onto it.
[00:33:33] No!
[00:33:34] That's good!
[00:33:35] That's good!
[00:33:36] That's good!
[00:33:37] You're so slow to move.
[00:33:39] I can't believe it.
[00:33:40] Oh, yeah, that's the one!
[00:33:41] Hey!
[00:33:42] You're in a tobey.
[00:33:44] You're in a tobey.
[00:33:45] You're in a tobey.
[00:33:46] You're in a tobey.
[00:33:47] Oh, god, fuck it.
[00:33:48] No, you might have to play center back, bro.
[00:33:50] Get ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
[00:33:51] You can do it, Justin's gonna come.
[00:33:53] Come on, Josh.
[00:33:53] Just might as well do it.
[00:33:55] Oh.
[00:33:55] Clearance!
[00:33:57] I just, you know what, I've come to the conclusion,
[00:33:59] I just don't think we're very good.
[00:34:01] So, no big deal.
[00:34:01] No big deal.
[00:34:03] Wait, we are so old.
[00:34:05] Weaver's on this pitch like 12 years ago, bro.
[00:34:07] Oh!
[00:34:09] This is my bag, I'm not gonna do this, Josh!
[00:34:11] Oh, my God!
[00:34:13] Oh, my God!
[00:34:15] I
[00:34:25] Tell me tell me
[00:34:45] I know who's gonna score that one
[00:34:56] Let's go bro graph time, baby
[00:35:00] Is it best of five or is it?
[00:35:02] That's inside. Yeah. Yeah. Great. It's a wartime. Yes.
[00:35:07] I'm telling you to react harder, bro.
[00:35:12] Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay. Here we go. Oh, shit.
[00:35:17] Come on, baby. Chris. Chris.
[00:35:19] All right. Out of that.
[00:35:21] What the fuck? Wait, what? All that? Wait, what?
[00:35:24] Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Yeah.
[00:35:27] Ging? Mention for Ging?
[00:35:29] Ging, that's not a part of that.
[00:35:30] You've got to get one of these in a week.
[00:35:35] Yeah, some stability in the core. I mean, it's obvious. Yeah.
[00:35:40] Big moment, man. This is an honor, you know.
[00:35:44] Yeah, this is the first pick. Our first pick, the side of NFC.
[00:35:49] Come on. The side of N charity match. Come on.
[00:35:51] 20-26 is...
[00:35:54] ...deadging.
[00:35:56] What the fuck are you out here, God damn mind?
[00:36:02] Zirka, he's trolling right in the face.
[00:36:06] Oh my fucking god.
[00:36:08] He's going straight into his way.
[00:36:10] We need to get the generation that he sent for them to build.
[00:36:12] Do you want to tell you for them to build?
[00:36:14] What the fuck?
[00:36:16] We finished.
[00:36:18] We did everything we did today for that.
[00:36:20] Oh, shit.
[00:36:22] No fucking way!
[00:36:26] There's one issue that I'd like to raise.
[00:36:29] They call Ginge the poster.
[00:36:32] Why?
[00:36:33] Because he always delivers.
[00:36:35] They're gonna get Christmas.
[00:36:37] Yeah, we'll get Christmas.
[00:36:38] Who's gonna run in the field for us?
[00:36:39] AC and Nez, you know.
[00:36:40] You're not stopping up.
[00:36:42] You're not stopping up.
[00:36:43] Lacey, he's holding the box.
[00:36:45] Yeah, yeah.
[00:36:46] Every single time Chris plays, he's like,
[00:36:47] Oh, my knees, my knees.
[00:36:49] I like the youth.
[00:36:50] Yeah. Okay. That was a very bad pick boys. You, um, congratulations. You played the
[00:36:58] show. Why too much there? Why too much there?
[00:37:01] All right. Well, after that very interesting pick from Sidemen FC, we have deliberated
[00:37:08] and decided to pick the postman, the ginger beast.
[00:37:13] Okay.
[00:37:15] James!
[00:37:17] I can live with that.
[00:37:19] Oh, look at this. Get up there quick. Get up there quick.
[00:37:22] You boys are in front of him.
[00:37:24] I've seen good stuff there.
[00:37:26] It would be so funny.
[00:37:28] We can do it.
[00:37:30] He's good at soccer, bro.
[00:37:32] There's a third pick of the 2026 Sidemen charity match draw.
[00:37:36] Come on, Toby.
[00:37:37] Team Sidemen FC plus.
[00:37:39] Christopher M.D.
[00:37:41] Yeah, suck it.
[00:37:42] Oh, yeah.
[00:37:43] Oh, yeah.
[00:37:44] Hey, hey, hey.
[00:37:45] That's a good pick, bro.
[00:37:47] Yeah, it's very good.
[00:37:48] He literally is made out of it.
[00:37:50] It makes sense.
[00:37:52] It does make a lot of sense.
[00:37:53] I'm telling you, by the way, if we do, if we take him.
[00:37:55] Yeah.
[00:37:56] And they don't take the other, we take him as well.
[00:37:59] I like it.
[00:38:00] And, and.
[00:38:01] Fucking XCC of photographs.
[00:38:03] I'll send you a pic right now.
[00:38:04] We should get some content in the movie, though.
[00:38:06] Do we get, do we go gold?
[00:38:08] Do we get fucking gold?
[00:38:09] Do we go gold and shake it in front of the goldies?
[00:38:12] Yeah, we're taking them?
[00:38:13] Okay.
[00:38:13] Go for it, bro.
[00:38:15] Bro, I swear to God, if you see second paint, bro.
[00:38:17] For our next pick, we're choosing man of the match.
[00:38:23] My worst nightmare.
[00:38:24] Oh.
[00:38:25] That's such a good shout.
[00:38:26] Yeah.
[00:38:27] Rent-free, rent-free.
[00:38:28] Sorry.
[00:38:29] We can't be rent-free now.
[00:38:30] He's in my team.
[00:38:31] We are choosing sketch!
[00:38:34] Spine!
[00:38:35] And actually, not bad pick for a kid with a man of that, bro.
[00:38:38] He was a great goalie last year.
[00:38:40] Great goalie.
[00:38:40] I'm going to hear you a panel and pick him,
[00:38:42] but I would secure a goalkeeper now because they're not going to do that.
[00:38:45] They're not going to do that.
[00:38:46] We've already, we've already, we've already.
[00:38:47] Once they get an extra goalie, we're going to keep a goalie.
[00:38:50] I will tell you, we will tell you.
[00:38:53] There was a goalie.
[00:38:54] There was a goalie.
[00:38:55] I think, though, I'm not seeing it.
[00:38:57] No, no, no, no.
[00:38:58] And then the goalie's not there.
[00:38:59] There's no other goalie.
[00:39:00] There's only one.
[00:39:01] So you're going to go.
[00:39:02] No, no, no, no, tell me.
[00:39:03] We have, but no, we need you up here.
[00:39:04] We have no goalie.
[00:39:05] Wait, we saw you today.
[00:39:08] I say, we avoid trying to get him.
[00:39:13] I don't want to.
[00:39:14] Yeah, yeah.
[00:39:15] Yo, bro, he's a shitter, bro.
[00:39:18] Yeah, really, I see everyone as if we get stuck with him.
[00:39:21] Oh, my God.
[00:39:22] That's weird stuff.
[00:39:24] I mean, what's he gonna do?
[00:39:25] OK, we need to just secure this one, I think.
[00:39:28] As our next pick, the fifth pick, I believe,
[00:39:31] we'll take our goalkeeper, XQC.
[00:39:34] That's right.
[00:39:36] XQC.
[00:39:37] Look at him go!
[00:39:38] He's looking good!
[00:39:39] Exactly, you know.
[00:39:39] I mean, that's the only keeper who's ex-USC and sketched up.
[00:39:43] I mean, you can do one of those.
[00:39:45] Yeah, you know who it goes.
[00:39:46] They play on top.
[00:39:48] If he's in goal, are you going in defense area?
[00:39:52] Ex-USC? Oh my god.
[00:39:53] If I even get close to them, I can go off-short.
[00:39:56] What, are two-time goals to a net?
[00:39:57] I'm going crazy on ex-USC.
[00:39:59] For the next YouTube Oscar.
[00:40:00] Let me play it on home.
[00:40:02] This map is not a member of staff.
[00:40:05] Oh, this man's a boss who's the boss
[00:40:23] You inside
[00:40:25] Man, I can't do that, bro.
[00:40:27] I can't even do that in this, I can't even do that.
[00:40:30] I can't even do that, bro.
[00:40:33] I was season one on Netflix, man.
[00:40:37] Woke up a side light.
[00:40:39] Yeah, I'm finna win.
[00:40:41] Oh, god.
[00:40:43] My line, new season.
[00:40:46] My line of the new season.
[00:40:48] Bro, it's sexy ass.
[00:40:51] I'm not gonna lie, Marlin did some great trouble for them, he and cop brother, I ain't gonna lie to him.
[00:41:01] Oh, boys, boys, we're getting... wait, who? Jinx is good.
[00:41:06] Um, yeah, Jinx's highlight though, what's him pulling over the last year.
[00:41:09] He's got something, right? He's got something.
[00:41:12] I feel like our team is, uh, it's quite ugly.
[00:41:16] Do you know what? I think we might be...
[00:41:19] This is fucking me!
[00:41:21] What the fuck?
[00:41:23] Give me a pick up, brother!
[00:41:25] I'm not joking, that's fucking me!
[00:41:31] I mean, that's my ugly ass squad, Max.
[00:41:35] I like him.
[00:41:37] Can he play football?
[00:41:39] He was like a little man on each other.
[00:41:41] Boys, boys, what about?
[00:41:43] Was he really one? Come on, he scored.
[00:41:45] That's what I said as well.
[00:41:47] I don't hate that. I don't hate that.
[00:41:52] I didn't score so, Kimmy.
[00:41:54] Where's your tie?
[00:41:56] Oh, cringe, mate.
[00:41:58] He's still wearing a shirt.
[00:42:00] Next up for Sidemen FC, a composed player,
[00:42:04] a previous gold scorer, it is Nico Omilano.
[00:42:09] I don't want to be forgotten here!
[00:42:11] I mean, obviously, I want to keep you two, man.
[00:42:15] I don't think he's that great. I don't think he's that great as a pig.
[00:42:25] I'll smell another blank coming.
[00:42:27] We're Jim's at the back.
[00:42:30] You think Niko's school's going to be Jim's?
[00:42:33] Just get past us.
[00:42:35] You know what to do? Tell them they're ugly.
[00:42:37] Yeah, yeah, I tell them as well.
[00:42:39] I should do it.
[00:42:41] They didn't even talk about this, bro.
[00:42:43] Okay. Come on. Okay. Interesting picks. We did the big one. The only one I'd say I'm impressed with is the words.
[00:42:53] Which one? The only one I can say I'm impressed with is Chris and Dee. Not your brother. Not your brother. Not again.
[00:43:03] Leave him alone. Everyone else that you've picked stinks. Yeah. And what you're good at picking.
[00:43:11] No comment, it's no comment.
[00:43:15] Got it.
[00:43:18] Boys, let's be honest, our team is pretty ugly.
[00:43:22] Jesus, it is.
[00:43:25] We need to, we need the females to be children.
[00:43:30] Every time we pass the ball.
[00:43:32] Every time we scream, we need to hear them scream.
[00:43:37] And that is why we bought a good looking man.
[00:43:42] Oh my God!
[00:43:43] The dog's off.
[00:43:44] What the fuck is that?
[00:43:46] What's that, bro?
[00:43:47] What happened?
[00:43:48] Are you alright?
[00:43:49] He just barked.
[00:43:50] What happened?
[00:43:51] What happened?
[00:43:52] I'm actually in a little bit of dismay, man.
[00:43:56] What has happened?
[00:43:57] I'm just going to smash you in the face.
[00:43:59] I think we picked George Clark.
[00:44:02] Wait, I've got to be on TV, too, bro.
[00:44:04] He's like you, bro.
[00:44:36] They leaked it, it's the same. Are you dead ass?
[00:44:40] Damn, you're so hot.
[00:44:41] Why would they leak that? I thought that was fake.
[00:44:44] That is the best way to get rid of the hiccups.
[00:44:47] That was real.
[00:44:51] Well, it's the same.
[00:44:52] I like that strategy.
[00:44:53] Oh, don't say that.
[00:44:54] And I'm dead.
[00:44:55] I'm just messing with that shit.
[00:44:57] Oh my God.
[00:44:58] You're dead ass.
[00:44:59] Wait, do I want to team you two?
[00:45:00] I'm not going to go.
[00:45:01] I'm going to go.
[00:45:02] I'm going to go.
[00:45:03] I'm going to go.
[00:45:04] I don't know
[00:45:08] He's intelligent IQ we're going for offer TV
[00:45:25] What's going on we can one up them again? Oh, just
[00:45:29] We go for the good one of the podcast
[00:45:31] We've got the two best mullets.
[00:45:33] I think next we go.
[00:45:34] We either go.
[00:45:35] Where's him?
[00:45:36] Him?
[00:45:38] Should we focus on locations?
[00:45:39] Where people play?
[00:45:40] Yeah.
[00:45:41] Let's do that.
[00:45:42] Yeah.
[00:45:44] So we're staying along the good-looking lines.
[00:45:47] We're going to add to the best mullet of the match.
[00:45:50] Oh.
[00:45:51] I mean, that, I think I have a mullet in.
[00:45:53] The second best mullet of the match.
[00:45:55] Oh.
[00:45:57] Oh, I know.
[00:45:58] Yours is shit.
[00:46:30] the best player there left.
[00:46:32] Or our team.
[00:46:33] Yeah, like actual foot. I think I actually think it's Asia.
[00:46:36] That second row has got infinitely better.
[00:46:39] No, they got it.
[00:46:41] They got it.
[00:46:43] I knew that.
[00:46:45] Put him up top. Put him up top.
[00:46:47] Who? What?
[00:46:48] Somali Boola.
[00:46:49] Are you putting up top?
[00:46:52] Who's you?
[00:46:54] He's a defender up top.
[00:46:56] Is he a defender?
[00:46:58] No, you need to stop with this
[00:47:08] Boys we all get into the dregs
[00:47:12] Speaking of dregs
[00:47:14] There's one man here in the lights, Gregs
[00:47:20] You like him but not as much as him
[00:47:22] Do you think Chas is good?
[00:47:24] I've got insider info
[00:47:26] He was at Spurs Academy when he was younger.
[00:47:28] That means nothing man, he weighs 1700 pounds.
[00:47:31] That's a good point.
[00:47:32] But the techniques still exist somewhere in the room.
[00:47:34] Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, why did he get big then?
[00:47:37] Well, what he does, right?
[00:47:39] Is he goes to the shop and he buys things and eats them.
[00:47:42] And he doesn't stop.
[00:47:44] Yeah, fair.
[00:47:45] You would know.
[00:47:46] You would know, bro.
[00:47:47] I haven't got a friend in a month.
[00:47:50] What's his...
[00:47:51] Oh.
[00:47:54] Yeah, say a level, say a level, yeah.
[00:47:56] Any time today, boys.
[00:47:57] All right.
[00:47:58] Football is a game of tactics.
[00:48:02] Some good ball movement is necessary.
[00:48:03] One, two is but one thing in particular that I love.
[00:48:07] Triangles.
[00:48:08] Oh.
[00:48:10] I don't get it.
[00:48:10] 11-pick.
[00:48:11] Yeah, I'm a 3.
[00:48:11] Oh, yes.
[00:48:12] Of the Sidemen drags.
[00:48:13] Mark Rober.
[00:48:15] AJ Chabille.
[00:48:16] Yes.
[00:48:16] Goal.
[00:48:17] That's it.
[00:48:18] Oh, man.
[00:48:19] Guys, if you know what, good cheer, good ball.
[00:48:21] A lot to it.
[00:48:22] A lot to it.
[00:48:22] A lot to it.
[00:48:23] AJ.
[00:48:23] What do you need to do, Ethan?
[00:48:25] I'll do it.
[00:48:26] Come on, baby.
[00:48:27] All right, what?
[00:48:28] Come in with George Clarkson, girl.
[00:48:29] We're not fucking losing.
[00:48:30] Take one here.
[00:48:31] Come on, baby.
[00:48:32] It's a big one.
[00:48:33] Come on, bro.
[00:48:34] Don't translate.
[00:48:35] The next pick for the YouTube All-Stars team, he once played at the Spurs Academy, then
[00:48:40] ate it.
[00:48:41] No!
[00:48:42] It's just one.
[00:48:43] They don't like it.
[00:48:44] Come on!
[00:48:45] Is he actually?
[00:48:46] Is he actually?
[00:48:47] Is he actually allowed?
[00:48:48] There's no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey, right?
[00:48:49] Is he actually exposed to me?
[00:48:50] There is no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey.
[00:48:51] There is no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey.
[00:48:52] There is no way I can get trapped in people with Lacey.
[00:48:53] Yeah, man, okay, there's no way
[00:48:57] I watch this one. All right
[00:49:02] We we actually will be all the methods. Okay, so we are in the need of athletic ability. Yes
[00:49:09] Someone's a acrobatic ability. Oh
[00:49:12] I have seen this man do a bicycle kick
[00:49:23] It's bad, fuck!
[00:49:25] Burn the wound!
[00:49:28] You know what?
[00:49:29] Smart.
[00:49:30] Yeah.
[00:49:31] We're choosing.
[00:49:32] Our pick is for Clips.
[00:49:34] He'll get a new one.
[00:49:35] He's the biggest Clip.
[00:49:36] It's true.
[00:49:37] You're not a Clip farming, that's what you're doing.
[00:49:39] Yeah, we're going down in history, don't worry.
[00:49:41] Alright.
[00:49:42] Do it.
[00:49:44] Man eats whole team.
[00:49:47] Hey.
[00:49:48] Remember, you do this.
[00:49:49] I do do this.
[00:49:50] What do you do?
[00:49:51] Ladies and gentlemen.
[00:49:52] Oh, we've got a pic.
[00:49:54] How is that?
[00:49:55] Oh.
[00:49:56] All of us.
[00:49:57] You like that?
[00:49:58] No, but when I mentioned this man, all the Senoritas are going to be squirting everyone.
[00:50:07] No, no, no.
[00:50:08] I didn't like that.
[00:50:09] I hate it.
[00:50:10] I really hate it.
[00:50:11] No.
[00:50:12] Don't prove it.
[00:50:13] Don't prove it.
[00:50:14] Yeah, but they're not Senoritas.
[00:50:15] No.
[00:50:16] That's why.
[00:50:17] This?
[00:50:18] Can we change your pic?
[00:50:19] No.
[00:50:20] and has the whole of the Spanish market in his hands.
[00:50:26] Ooh.
[00:50:27] I mean, she got it.
[00:50:28] Hola, Ibai!
[00:50:30] Yeah!
[00:50:30] Oh!
[00:50:33] Yeah, nice.
[00:50:34] And hello and bye.
[00:50:34] Just an hello and bye.
[00:50:35] Bye, bye, bye.
[00:50:36] Hello and bye.
[00:50:37] Just a hello and bye.
[00:50:38] Just a hello and bye.
[00:50:39] Bye, bye.
[00:50:40] Bye, bye.
[00:50:40] Don't know if he can play football.
[00:50:42] No, me either.
[00:50:43] Dick Star, what you think?
[00:50:45] Is there not a face for a player who's trying to pick me
[00:50:48] in my life, yeah.
[00:50:50] I think everyone's forgotten.
[00:50:53] I think they think it's still right.
[00:50:55] Is he good?
[00:50:57] Yeah, yeah.
[00:50:59] That would get a little depressing.
[00:51:01] The bookie just called and they said that Sidemen are getting snuffed.
[00:51:05] That sounds like insider trading.
[00:51:08] I'm whacking lumping on it.
[00:51:10] It's a mystery player, but it's not a mystery.
[00:51:12] You guys going to pick anyone?
[00:51:14] Yeah, it's a mystery player.
[00:51:16] On the board there's a mystery player.
[00:51:18] Now we all know who the mystery player is.
[00:51:21] Who is the mystery player?
[00:51:23] Who is it?
[00:51:25] We'll take the mystery player.
[00:51:28] What a place to play. Who is it?
[00:51:30] Oh my god. What?
[00:51:32] Who is it?
[00:51:34] The mystery got long and sheer.
[00:51:36] The thing is if he wasn't a mystery player, we wouldn't...
[00:51:39] If he wasn't a mystery player, we would have taken him.
[00:51:41] Alright, we know who we're going to.
[00:51:43] Alright.
[00:51:44] Bro, they need someone to match.
[00:51:46] My last pick, pick me!
[00:51:48] We are claiming the Spanish fans.
[00:51:51] We want the nation behind us.
[00:51:53] I'm thinking tech.
[00:51:55] We're taking Elrubius.
[00:51:56] Yeah!
[00:51:58] Come on!
[00:51:59] Come on!
[00:52:00] Come on!
[00:52:01] See me, Gustav!
[00:52:03] I mean...
[00:52:04] How's he going to look at John?
[00:52:06] Do it, do it, do it.
[00:52:07] Vic!
[00:52:08] Sorry, guys.
[00:52:09] You're friends with Elrubius, right?
[00:52:11] Can he play football?
[00:52:13] No, we can't play football.
[00:52:14] So you're telling me he's Spanish and he can't one-two a football.
[00:52:20] Now he's in a hole in his foot.
[00:52:22] You should just go up and say it in French.
[00:52:24] Bonjour.
[00:52:26] Jimapel Josh.
[00:52:28] Nobody wants me.
[00:52:30] Just sweep it.
[00:52:32] Just sweep it.
[00:52:34] I thought we were locked in.
[00:52:36] We leave him to last.
[00:52:38] Yeah, yeah.
[00:52:40] If we can avoid him.
[00:52:42] Oh god, if you pair me up with a run-o, I'm a crack.
[00:52:45] You can't be talking about me alone, right?
[00:52:47] Just run.
[00:52:48] You don't pick.
[00:52:49] What was he talking about, bro?
[00:52:51] Not me alone.
[00:52:52] Not me alone.
[00:52:53] He can't be alone.
[00:52:56] So you guys, like I'm with a Spanish audience, our team's looking pretty, um...
[00:53:03] Brexit.
[00:53:04] Brexit.
[00:53:05] Yeah!
[00:53:06] Sorry.
[00:53:07] We're gonna go for another language.
[00:53:12] So, uh, Bonjour.
[00:53:15] Bonjour.
[00:53:16] Jean-Pierre-Joseph.
[00:53:17] Gentlemen today, uh, me pick.
[00:53:19] Yeah.
[00:53:20] I mean...
[00:53:21] Wee, wee, wee!
[00:53:22] Wee, wee, wee!
[00:53:23] I'm gonna push.
[00:53:24] I'm gonna push.
[00:53:25] That's meh.
[00:53:26] That's my face.
[00:53:27] That's meh.
[00:53:28] That's meh.
[00:53:29] I think we take Jinx.
[00:53:30] You know this.
[00:53:31] Right, governor?
[00:53:32] Right, pal.
[00:53:33] Yes, now!
[00:53:34] Get out there, you tart.
[00:53:35] Next pick for YouTube All Stars is...
[00:53:38] Amanda's gonna carry us through...
[00:53:41] We're tracers!
[00:53:43] Carrie! Welcome to the team, bro!
[00:53:45] Let's go!
[00:53:47] Carrie Midante!
[00:53:51] Are you picking up some markets or the...
[00:53:53] We are trying to become...
[00:53:55] We're trying to go down in folklore.
[00:53:57] It's going to be Indian heritage.
[00:53:59] When we get Carrie to score against you.
[00:54:01] Spain and India are going to go on.
[00:54:03] Do you know the sidemen?
[00:54:05] Yeah, I know JJ. I know Simon. I know him.
[00:54:07] Oh, it is Kirby.
[00:54:09] You real bro?
[00:54:11] I think you're cutting out what you're doing.
[00:54:13] What are you talking about bro?
[00:54:15] You know what? Hey, I went wrong.
[00:54:17] I'm just fucking mad.
[00:54:19] I'm just fucking mad.
[00:54:21] I'm just stupid about this.
[00:54:23] AB is gonna be...
[00:54:25] What is this for?
[00:54:27] Listen, look who's out here.
[00:54:29] Why she don't know?
[00:54:31] We need any more revenge.
[00:54:33] No, no, no. We don't want to.
[00:54:35] No, we need to talk to her.
[00:54:37] Why is he there?
[00:54:38] Why are you there?
[00:54:40] Is there a mistake on the board?
[00:54:42] What?
[00:54:43] Is there a mistake on the board?
[00:54:44] What?
[00:54:45] Who's Stay Ronaldo?
[00:54:47] I think you should just pick him.
[00:54:49] No, genuinely.
[00:54:50] Yeah, you should do it.
[00:54:51] That looks like your kind of thing.
[00:54:53] Do it, do it, do it.
[00:54:54] I don't even know.
[00:54:55] There's that thing on it.
[00:54:57] He's literally Ronaldo.
[00:54:58] Yeah, he's slightly, I'm sorry, body fat.
[00:55:00] Oh my fuck.
[00:55:01] Yeah, but what if Fat Ronaldo?
[00:55:02] You see that?
[00:55:03] Yeah.
[00:55:04] He's a fat Ronaldo.
[00:55:05] That's the wrong one.
[00:55:06] It's a stable renown, that's the holy trinity.
[00:55:10] Yo, that's f**k!
[00:55:12] I spoke about tactics already.
[00:55:13] Oof.
[00:55:14] And the importance of them.
[00:55:16] Okay.
[00:55:16] Yes.
[00:55:17] And I know that the team that will win this game
[00:55:21] is the team that adapts.
[00:55:24] Oh!
[00:55:26] What is that?
[00:55:27] Does he think, bro?
[00:55:28] He doesn't even know any f**king soccer football players, man.
[00:55:33] Come on, that was fun.
[00:55:34] I'm going to play for him.
[00:55:35] More than a phase.
[00:55:36] Ah, yes.
[00:55:38] Dad, you're going to be successful.
[00:55:40] Easy pick.
[00:55:41] Ah.
[00:55:42] We've got...
[00:55:43] I mean, Danny, sure he's Danny.
[00:55:44] A-B's all right.
[00:55:45] No, let them have some fun.
[00:55:46] Let's get Danny back.
[00:55:47] He's actually very quick.
[00:55:49] Glad you was him or him.
[00:55:50] How much was him?
[00:55:51] Yeah.
[00:55:51] And then you choose.
[00:55:52] Yeah.
[00:55:53] Can I get a bit of silence, please?
[00:55:55] No.
[00:55:57] Now, we're going to continue with the international picks.
[00:56:02] We saw you got a meme.
[00:56:04] Joe, we're really bottom ten, man.
[00:56:06] That was very mean.
[00:56:07] Oh, we're bottom ten.
[00:56:10] This is so cool.
[00:56:11] What we're going to do, we're going to squeeze your necks after we get squeezed in.
[00:56:19] Yes!
[00:56:20] Oh, my God.
[00:56:21] Yes, yeah, bro.
[00:56:22] Congrats, man.
[00:56:23] Congrats, bro.
[00:56:24] Good luck communicating this.
[00:56:25] No, I'm cohesive.
[00:56:26] I wasn't part of being on the same team as you were, devil.
[00:56:29] Red Cameline.
[00:56:30] Red Linx.
[00:56:31] Our whole team speaks football.
[00:56:33] Oh
[00:56:50] I think I think I'm gonna pick him because of
[00:56:54] I'm not sure.
[00:56:56] Yeah, yeah.
[00:56:58] Are you picking?
[00:57:00] And he can go for like this guy or whatever.
[00:57:04] Yo, are you guys going to pick or what?
[00:57:06] Are we, are we, you, are you, are you talking about bro?
[00:57:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:10] Big mistakes.
[00:57:12] Big mistakes.
[00:57:14] Leaving players like that and still on the table.
[00:57:16] AB's going to be four.
[00:57:18] AB's burning right now.
[00:57:20] Well, Fynots.
[00:57:22] Well, we're not picking him now, we've got something under the radar on that thing.
[00:57:27] And that's a low key baller.
[00:57:29] Ronaldo.
[00:57:30] No.
[00:57:31] For our next pick, the side benches, Jeezy.
[00:57:36] Yeah.
[00:57:37] I feel like he can get over the lip and lock.
[00:57:40] Jeezy.
[00:57:41] Yeah, can we see Jeezy's highlight tomorrow?
[00:57:43] Yeah, he plays rock-n-roll.
[00:57:45] Bro, wait, why are there only four in two slots left?
[00:57:49] He fell over the ball.
[00:57:51] I
[00:58:03] We need diversity, so we're taking fun
[00:58:17] He's right that's it
[00:58:21] There's a six pack. Yeah. Yeah. In the freezer. The girls don't be liking that.
[00:58:28] You know, we should have taken a B. You should have.
[00:58:35] Compare Phantom and a these physics just really cool. I'm saying
[00:58:39] yeah, no picking Phantom. Well, fans faster than maybe what I don't know. In the last
[00:58:45] I'm just saying that over me.
[00:58:47] Oh, yeah.
[00:58:48] A B didn't.
[00:58:50] Maybe didn't even have a channel.
[00:58:51] I'm sorry.
[00:58:52] No, he wasn't in it, but he didn't tell me.
[00:58:55] Also, A B, what fucking super name?
[00:58:58] It's a lot more.
[00:58:59] I see these way.
[00:59:01] This is a build different.
[00:59:03] I think no one was taken.
[00:59:05] Yes.
[00:59:06] They didn't see the kajuri.
[00:59:07] And it's from like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm fit now.
[00:59:12] Okay, on this board, we have, we have someone with a, yeah, a very great mullet, um, athletic, athletic, yeah, athletic, fast, youthful, and, uh, needs to prove himself in the charity match.
[00:59:27] We got laser beams!
[00:59:29] Wait, that's my god!
[00:59:31] Oh my god!
[00:59:32] Oh my god, this is like, oh my god, oh my god.
[00:59:35] I'm gonna just go.
[00:59:37] Wait a minute, what?
[00:59:38] I don't talk down to the game like that.
[00:59:40] I'm gonna just get lit and I'm gonna just say it, God damn.
[00:59:42] I'm not even gonna try to become the same.
[00:59:46] It's all right, it's all right, it's so sad.
[00:59:49] Danny's also there, by the way.
[00:59:50] Danny's there, Danny got money too.
[00:59:52] We can have so many more.
[00:59:53] Is Danny good at football?
[00:59:55] You know what?
[00:59:55] I'm tempted to make them choose.
[00:59:58] Because if we choose, if we choose AB.
[01:00:00] Yo, this is dead ass crazy, bro.
[01:00:02] The fact that I'm good with this fucking top little fucking
[01:00:12] Do so much wrong bro, I swear
[01:00:18] Yeah, that's all we're fine. Yeah, we'll take any of these exact
[01:00:24] It's gonna be whoever's left that thinking Danny that's it
[01:00:26] Next up for youtube all stuff this is insane. This is insane. He's gonna put his weiner in your mouth dog
[01:00:45] Weiner dog
[01:00:56] Oh, I got picked up for Danny's.
[01:01:00] This is our final pick.
[01:01:01] This is it, yeah.
[01:01:01] Right, let's lock it in, lad.
[01:01:02] Oh, my god.
[01:01:04] Wait, wait, wait.
[01:01:05] What you want if you don't mess up the mic?
[01:01:07] What have you got?
[01:01:08] Oh, my god.
[01:01:09] He got his hair, bro.
[01:01:12] Please, thank god.
[01:01:14] I don't think we have one more player.
[01:01:16] This is the final pick.
[01:01:17] This is it, yeah.
[01:01:18] Right, let's lock it in, lad.
[01:01:19] This is the next one.
[01:01:20] No, Ron is last.
[01:01:21] 100.
[01:01:22] 100.
[01:01:23] Who do you want on your Sunday?
[01:01:25] I think...
[01:01:27] hear me out
[01:01:29] I think Danny's a better footballer
[01:01:31] but as far as I work
[01:01:33] maybe he's gonna outrun
[01:01:35] I don't think...
[01:01:37] stop it
[01:01:39] who do you want on your sub-base
[01:01:41] I think...
[01:01:43] I think Danny's a better footballer
[01:01:45] but as far as I work
[01:01:47] maybe he's gonna outrun
[01:01:49] I think Danny's gonna outrun
[01:01:51] I don't think he'll out of breath
[01:01:53] He said running is the worst motive ever.
[01:01:55] Oh, shit.
[01:01:56] They're not picking Ronaldo.
[01:01:58] They're not?
[01:01:59] Oh, my god.
[01:02:00] I swear Ronaldo...
[01:02:02] They're not going to give us AV and Daniel as well.
[01:02:05] Best for me is to be real.
[01:02:07] We can't have Ronaldo.
[01:02:08] He's literally made a song about having sex with me.
[01:02:10] Really? Yes!
[01:02:11] I understand.
[01:02:12] I'm just saying.
[01:02:13] I'm just saying.
[01:02:14] 100 times now.
[01:02:15] He's like, he comes to the chatty match.
[01:02:17] No, he literally said,
[01:02:18] Word to God,
[01:02:20] he will let me...
[01:02:23] I missed this whole second.
[01:02:24] Yeah, you know what? You are loved.
[01:02:26] I really don't want to do it.
[01:02:27] What did it happen?
[01:02:28] It like, it hasn't happened yet.
[01:02:30] But he's going to, he's in here.
[01:02:31] Change it from after it's done.
[01:02:33] After we destroyed them.
[01:02:34] No.
[01:02:35] We'll destroy him.
[01:02:36] No, no, what?
[01:02:38] Please.
[01:02:39] No, man.
[01:02:40] He's down here just to defend.
[01:02:41] There's three people left.
[01:02:42] There's no, there's actually no way in God's greener.
[01:02:46] Am I the last fucking pick?
[01:02:47] Yo, I think you're choosing Aldo.
[01:02:48] How do I tell you, Pink?
[01:02:49] You've got to take Ronaldo.
[01:02:51] He's literally called Ronaldo, God.
[01:02:52] Oh
[01:03:00] Why
[01:03:22] you
[01:03:52] you
[01:04:22] you
[01:04:52] you
[01:05:22] you
[01:05:52] You
[01:06:12] You are mr. Far himself oh my fucking god, yo, that is embarrassed
[01:06:22] That is embarrassing.
[01:06:29] Hey yo thank god I wasn't last pick.
[01:06:34] Imagine the same.
[01:06:38] What was the first thing wrong?
[01:06:42] Go on.
[01:06:44] Alright.
[01:06:46] So short.
[01:06:48] Wow
[01:06:58] Very soft. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god
[01:07:07] He won't hit you would think by now
[01:07:11] Okay, so it's a pink I don't I don't like kicking on that. Yeah
[01:07:18] No, he's too nervous be careful, bro
[01:07:26] Like an inside episode
[01:07:33] You've got give it a little bit if I if I do the money on this today, yeah
[01:07:37] I think I put on the other side.
[01:07:38] Yeah, go on to it.
[01:07:39] That's it, that's it, that's it.
[01:07:42] Yeah!
[01:07:43] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, he's done it, he's done it.
[01:07:45] It's too far.
[01:07:46] Where'd it go?
[01:07:47] It went too far.
[01:07:48] See, it bounced behind the goal.
[01:07:50] It bounced behind the goal.
[01:07:50] Yeah, it went too far, right.
[01:07:51] Oh!
[01:07:53] You gotta watch.
[01:07:54] One tweet.
[01:07:56] Bro, this is embarrassing, man.
[01:08:00] We see.
[01:08:08] What the fuck is stable Renato gonna do, man?
[01:08:13] What is he gonna do?
[01:08:19] This is great usage of
[01:08:22] This Mimi right here great usage. I'm gonna like this cat great job
[01:08:29] Ironic listen, I wasn't last pic. That's all that fucking matters. Oh my god
[01:08:33] My last pick was impossible.
[01:08:35] They literally said they didn't even want me.
[01:08:37] They literally said...
[01:08:38] Mother, they literally said I don't even want...
[01:08:40] Wait, I'm getting a phone call.
[01:08:41] Wait, they're saying a phone call?
[01:08:43] Wait.
[01:08:46] Nobody's calling my fucking phone.
[01:08:48] Wait.
[01:08:49] Why is this shirt off?
[01:08:50] Simon!
[01:08:51] Yo, bro.
[01:08:54] Yo.
[01:08:55] We're on the same team.
[01:08:57] Yeah, you didn't even fucking want me.
[01:09:00] No, it was our plan.
[01:09:02] Because you know, like we wanted to make you look bad so that they didn't choose you so you weren't our team.
[01:09:07] Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! I was the last pick and you literally said,
[01:09:10] straight over and up, you didn't want me.
[01:09:12] Yeah, it's because you're like a secret weapon, so I had to say it quietly so they don't expect anything.
[01:09:17] Simon, may God strike both of us down and both of our families, I'm scoring a goal in the charity match and I,
[01:09:23] you guys fucked up too much.
[01:09:24] I do not put my family on the line.
[01:09:26] I put both of our families on the line.
[01:09:27] And Marlins.
[01:09:28] And Marlins. Yep. Yep.
[01:09:29] Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:09:30] I swear to God if you're listening!
[01:09:33] I'm not yo-
[01:09:34] Yo, what kind of fucked up shit is this, man?
[01:09:37] Why is it-
[01:09:38] Bro, why am I like, oh, I'm sad I didn't give you-
[01:09:40] I'm not a part of the charity badge.
[01:09:42] Brother!
[01:09:43] He said, stay over and out.
[01:09:44] You didn't want me.
[01:09:46] No, I whispered it, because I care about you so much
[01:09:48] that I whispered it.
[01:09:49] I wanted to say your name.
[01:09:50] You know, nice to see you.
[01:09:51] You know what else I want to know, man?
[01:09:52] Let me see.
[01:09:53] Oh, this person, this person.
[01:09:54] Where's you?
[01:09:55] I'll put a little bit more feeling in it.
[01:09:56] Yeah.
[01:09:57] Okay, you put a little more feeling into it.
[01:09:58] Okay.
[01:09:59] No, I get it. I actually got it. I think I understand what's going on here. Um, fuck you
[01:10:03] Um, you guys are gonna regret this put me in for minimum 60 minutes watch what happens. Fuck you fucking sick of this
[01:10:10] I'm sick of this bro. Like this is so fucking dog. I'm dead ass. They actually treated us fucking far
[01:10:16] They dead ass treated me like a fucking fart of twitch bro
[01:10:21] That fucking bathroom stonk
[01:10:27] Are you dead ass
[01:10:29] Are you fucking dead ass?
[01:10:31] No, this is unbelievable.
[01:10:33] You think that shit's funny?
[01:10:35] Fucking laughing and talking to it, seriously.
[01:10:39] It's insane.
[01:10:41] About Marlin, like you're a shitty actor, bro.
[01:10:43] The last pic they didn't fuck.
[01:10:45] What the fuck do you mean you feel for me?
[01:10:49] They didn't want you. They really didn't want you.
[01:10:51] Dude, Marlin, I heard them. Yeah, I heard them.
[01:10:53] Yeah, they didn't want you.
[01:10:55] No, I listened to them. Yeah, I listened to KSI saying it.
[01:10:57] the KSI saying it, everybody in the fucking,
[01:11:01] everyone's been watching.
[01:11:02] You say here with your dumb ass fucking butt in up,
[01:11:04] thinking he was gonna get paid first.
[01:11:07] Fuck you.
[01:11:08] Yeah, they didn't want you.
[01:11:10] That dumb ass fucking butt in,
[01:11:11] that fucking fresh hair cutters
[01:11:12] for this little shit right here.
[01:11:13] I didn't get it, I got a haircut.
[01:11:14] So they have to fucking disrespect you online,
[01:11:17] they find him over, probably millions of people
[01:11:19] watching both their lives and your life.
[01:11:21] Are you fucking kidding me?
[01:11:23] And then you fucking sit here,
[01:11:25] I walk into your fucking room,
[01:11:26] And you sit over a full fucking pretzel, where the whole fucking time is almost finished,
[01:11:31] in about a day.
[01:11:32] And you want an idea to fucking pick your pink-ass fucking little mouse.
[01:11:37] Fuck this dumbass shit.
[01:11:38] You're fucking the subject we picked, man, bitch.
[01:11:40] He walks away with fucking this aura, just so much swag and aura, with a six-packing.
[01:11:47] Oh my God, man.
[01:11:49] Only Marley could do that.
[01:11:53] Left this fucking sub-five P.
[01:11:55] That's the morning twitch in despair.
[01:11:58] I actually don't get it.
[01:12:01] I got told I have 39% body fat on my-
[01:12:07] Wow.
[01:12:08] Hey, bro.
[01:12:10] Not bad at all, Chad.
[01:12:12] He's wicked!
[01:12:14] Not bad at all.
[01:12:16] Fourth to last pick? I got picked over Danny,
[01:12:19] Eris,
[01:12:21] and AB.
[01:12:23] chat is that not a fucking w or am i tripping is that not a w
[01:12:36] fandom got picked over me okay yeah but that was but this this draft happened before they saw the
[01:12:42] training before i was constantly bro come on bro like come on man all right motherfucker i'm i'm fit
[01:12:49] Now I pray to God they put me against Lacey put me on a film versus Lacey. I'm scoring a fucking hat trick
[01:12:57] Phantom more useful than you bro. What I don't bro respectfully, bro, you know, I fuck with Phantom, but I
[01:13:06] Don't I don't remember Phantom a Phantom highlight last year this year
[01:13:10] Like at least last year I had a highlight. It was on Adidas. You know what I mean? Adidas most viewed clip
[01:13:16] This year it's gonna be a whole different story a whole new fucking story. It's gonna be a movie
[01:13:23] That's a low light. No, I think 40 million views plus is I consider that you got blacked a
[01:13:30] blacked highlight
[01:13:34] Chad just wait, bro, I'm not gonna lie. I
[01:13:37] Train in private. So when shit happens
[01:13:40] Motherfuckers are gonna be like, yo, wait, hold on. Where do you get the did he pull this out his axe?
[01:13:45] No, bro. Work in silence. I've been working in silence. Okay?
[01:13:51] They're working in silence
[01:13:56] Just wait man, just wait just wait. No not fucking boxing man
[01:14:02] Not boxing, bro. What are you all talking about?
[01:14:07] I'm talking about football football footy footy
[01:14:11] oh this is just this is not this is just not this is just nuts man see let's see
[01:14:24] let's see this shit let's go through the car brother I've been going through the
[01:14:33] a minute and then we're gonna go IRL bro um it's Sinna live let's check real quick
[01:14:41] how the fuck am I supposed to stream Snife Sinna and Sinna's not live
[01:14:51] call her
[01:14:57] solo IRL no no I'm gonna go IRL I'm gonna be honest like
[01:15:01] Like, y'all got, all got shit for today.
[01:15:04] Meaning we got mad shit.
[01:15:06] I'm in a whole different city.
[01:15:10] Let's just fucking go outside and buy watches or some shit.
[01:15:14] Go do conference.
[01:15:15] Marlin Tweet, pre, aw man, at Sidemen.
[01:15:20] Y'all really couldn't invite me.
[01:15:22] Sadge.
[01:15:26] What the fuck is this?
[01:15:29] Are y'all seeing this?
[01:15:31] Marlin leaked? Hold on, man.
[01:15:51] Don't search it up, bro. Do not, do not, do not look at that. Do not look at that.
[01:15:57] do not look at that unless you want to get slapped by a f***ing snake
[01:16:12] oh my god bro
[01:16:15] son
[01:16:17] son
[01:16:20] oh my god man
[01:16:22] 21 cars gift
[01:16:27] 21 cars
[01:16:40] Yeah, all right, let's let's go through this shit. Let's go through this shit
[01:16:48] Food the internet
[01:16:50] How did the DJ get away with this?
[01:16:56] 69k likes?
[01:16:58] Yeah, why were the only ones noticing this?
[01:17:12] Yo that DJ, I'm not a liar bro, whoever it was, was like the music choice was fine but
[01:17:18] But the transition was fucking blowing me like, what am I actually listening to right
[01:17:24] now?
[01:17:31] No one is noticing this, like is this normal in New York?
[01:17:35] K-Time?
[01:17:37] And then it was, um, my bitch is gay.
[01:17:44] I'll never question your stories again Guapo
[01:17:48] Bro, it is look crazy, bro
[01:17:51] Oh my god
[01:17:53] Ahhhh
[01:17:59] Ahhhh, my god, bro
[01:18:01] And then we got the fucking
[01:18:02] And then we got the people to
[01:18:04] The people to chat
[01:18:06] Oh, my demon!
[01:18:07] My demon's back!
[01:18:09] Relax, bro
[01:18:11] Relax, you need to chill, bro
[01:18:13] Okay, I'm just taking pictures with girls that wanted pictures
[01:18:18] That's not me
[01:18:20] I'm on a path of righteousness and success
[01:18:22] I'm on a path to do whatever I needed to do way back with all right. Let that shit in the past
[01:18:29] Deep in home. Yeah, no, there's a genuinely something wrong with y'all
[01:18:34] Get off the moral high ground, bro
[01:18:37] There is no moral high ground chat. All right
[01:18:41] What what y'all want me to see start fucking raising every person possible like like a mormon. It's 2026
[01:18:48] Okay, leave that leave that shit to you know, that was 2024
[01:18:55] Check a dap story. I fucking saw it. I saw his story. I
[01:19:03] Saw a story. Oh my god. Wait, I don't know if I'm logged into fucking this
[01:19:11] I don't like it.
[01:19:13] You know how they just...
[01:19:15] I don't sleep my fucking phone number.
[01:19:19] You locked it, okay.
[01:19:23] Ahem.
[01:19:35] Sus?
[01:19:37] What do you mean, sus? This is not my laptop.
[01:19:39] This is woes is fucking weird-ass chat. Jesus
[01:19:50] Oh, hell no, bro, you're not locked the fuck in there. Oh
[01:19:56] Yo, yo mods. Oh my god
[01:20:09] Yeah, he texted me this and he's like, yeah, he texted me a Twitter post from my column
[01:20:17] And it was me from the past and me now brother
[01:20:21] I'm not on that time at all. I need to skip this fucking
[01:20:27] This this delusion out Charles mind that I'm gonna go back to fucking risen everything that has a vagina in sight
[01:20:34] Cuz that's not that's not happening bro, and I know I'm going to Miami soon
[01:20:38] But guess what I'm going to Miami with the bros. All right
[01:20:45] Facts
[01:20:48] Keep telling yourself that yeah, it's so real with you
[01:20:53] The way the girl jumped around after the pink with Guapo behalf of NMS. We apologize
[01:20:57] But why guvle acting like he don't be getting like so like guvle pools especially at the
[01:21:10] OSES party.
[01:21:18] He just doesn't tell ya'll bro.
[01:21:20] He plays his character that he's a loser fucking chud, fat, fuck, who gets no girls.
[01:21:27] Bro, that OSES party, FaceTime me the next day, oh my fucking god.
[01:21:34] Yeah, that girl was funny, bro.
[01:21:44] It's just not fair, this is the life I live.
[01:21:49] Like this is some loser ass shit to tweet I'm gonna be honest with you
[01:21:56] I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest with you this the guapo like it genuinely orcs me out when when guapo is like oh
[01:22:06] Like oh my god. You're such a fucking demon bro. Like I love when you risk light like genuinely
[01:22:13] He's dead 23
[01:22:15] You know what I mean?
[01:22:17] Is Guapo turning into a black pilled in cell?
[01:22:27] Like how was every clip of me in that club like I was in that club for fucking 20 minutes?
[01:22:33] Fucking eyes!
[01:22:35] But Jason when I saw those girls talking to you, that ass I could see, I could see it in the fucking eyes!
[01:22:41] They were like hungry lions!
[01:22:43] Well they wanted to eat you!
[01:22:47] DANGER, DANGER, DANGER...
[01:22:50] Are you dumb, uh?
[01:22:52] This clip is like, me just hyping people up bro, like y'all are so....
[01:22:56] oh my....
[01:23:01] YES!
[01:23:02] YES!
[01:23:03] YES YES!
[01:23:05] Happy f**king birthday!
[01:23:08] Happy f**king birthday.
[01:23:12] I guess they want to f**king eat me...
[01:23:18] Maybe Guapo was it lion's mother
[01:23:21] Was blown as those outside if we're gonna start free my wife. Yes, yo
[01:23:24] The reason why these girls knew me and why I was like, oh shit. Hey, what's up?
[01:23:31] Because at the previous club I went to Osher McGuapo. They were there and ash like brought them
[01:23:38] To our table and I like I like met them and I talked to them for a little bit
[01:23:43] But like that's literally all
[01:23:47] caught? What do you mean caught? In LA? Yes, in LA. And then they went to New York and then like,
[01:23:53] and there's like, oh, what the fuck are y'all doing here? What are you doing here? You know what I mean?
[01:23:58] In LA, yeah. But why are y'all saying caught? Like, I'm fucking, like these girls, I have no,
[01:24:05] there's no, like, I have no relationship with these girls.
[01:24:10] So you flew them to New York City. Are you fucking retarded?
[01:24:14] Are you retarded? Like genuinely, bro. Genuinely. You think I'll find out five girls?
[01:24:22] You are yo stop no I didn't know I did it look at this cuck in the chat talk about
[01:24:47] I'm just so fucking done and it is me taking pictures with girls at the clubs
[01:24:50] Like what are you talking about? I'm calling Guapo bro. Like I need it. I should need to check him, bro
[01:24:56] I can't handle this shit no more, bro
[01:25:10] Bro, they were trying to eat you
[01:25:12] There's a story going on about you fly girls, but I've never flown out of girl unless it was my girlfriend or someone
[01:25:25] Someone important to me it's facts. So shut the fuck up. That's that's that's that's stop feeding this illusion that I be fucking
[01:25:37] Try why do you even call out?
[01:25:39] Bro, I actually can't wait to see my every all of OCS in Miami bro. Like that's just that that's gonna be so fun
[01:25:46] Bro, dude, did they go to sleep at fucking 5 a.m. Last night like what's last night that lit?
[01:25:53] My D
[01:25:57] Yo, I'm out. I'm uh, I'm lying right now. What's what's up, bro?
[01:26:03] Where's Guapo
[01:26:09] Yo yo!
[01:26:11] Oh yeah, he said it.
[01:26:16] Wait up, wait up, tell me what happened, tell me what happened, D-Beer.
[01:26:23] What?
[01:26:24] What do you mean?
[01:26:25] It's been two nights, last days and in a row.
[01:26:30] What? What you mean? It's been two nights last dancing in a row. What?
[01:26:42] I've seen Yuki six days in a row. It's gotta be seven. Yeah, it's the last dance. Wait,
[01:26:53] what? So Yuki's been in the OZF seven days in a row. Every day you've been in LA
[01:26:59] She
[01:27:02] Like you feel me in there is a drama like what's going on
[01:27:17] Like right there's new I don't know these people I don't know these people
[01:27:29] I don't know anybody, bro. To be honest with you.
[01:27:31] It seemed like they see my everyone though, you bruh.
[01:27:33] Cause they jump it up in the air already.
[01:27:34] They take pictures of the team.
[01:27:36] I mean, I seen you go up from fucking Asian girl to Asian girl
[01:27:39] and that OSES, uh, uh, curb.
[01:27:42] And the audience-
[01:27:43] They gotta kill me if I wasn't.
[01:27:45] Yeah, and you was risen all like Yuki,
[01:27:47] but I thought Yuki was Guapo's girl.
[01:27:49] Like, what's going on with that? Like...
[01:27:52] Bro, this way.
[01:27:54] I don't know.
[01:27:55] Excuse me, mate.
[01:27:57] Yo, hey, there you are.
[01:27:57] What happened to being locked in after the club bro?
[01:28:10] You out here partying every single night like, what's up with you bro?
[01:28:17] Last night was supposed to be my last dance, but I did not like the performance I put up.
[01:28:22] I talked to the fans after they did not like my performance.
[01:28:25] Meanwhile, BG decided to do one last final fan service.
[01:28:29] We're doing one last dance.
[01:28:31] Yo, bro, y'all are having a...
[01:28:33] What the... bro, how many last dances?
[01:28:37] Hey, as many as we need.
[01:28:40] Hey, I remember, my God strike is down, but tonight is not our final dance.
[01:28:45] How many fucking like God striking y'all dental comments are y'all gonna make man?
[01:29:03] This guy woke up
[01:29:05] He talked to me
[01:29:15] I'm lit too! I just went to the club bro, it's dinner
[01:29:22] Yeah, Guapo bro, Guapo, Guapo
[01:29:35] Wait, why? Can you explain what happened?
[01:29:56] Hey, what about you and Yukido?
[01:29:59] What about you and Yukido?
[01:30:05] It was a good idea to go to the party with somebody else, but I'm so you're you don't got shit going on
[01:30:21] Yeah, yeah, you keep from you
[01:30:26] Sayi took you keep from you say either
[01:30:35] I
[01:30:40] Read in the chat bro, this is literally I'm reading the chat
[01:30:53] So eat to Chloe oh she took Chloe from you
[01:30:58] Fuck is Chloe
[01:31:05] brother
[01:31:24] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about?
[01:31:35] Nothing. Nothing.
[01:31:37] You said I'm all raised as you did.
[01:31:39] When I told you he went to the dance floor and split the dance floor, like Moses split the rest of me.
[01:31:45] He just did a single hand motion. Every girl in a hundred meter radius fucking looked at him like he was Jesus Christ.
[01:31:52] Okay, that is insane! That is actually in...
[01:31:58] I didn't know you were a no-kick.
[01:32:00] When I tell you when Jay speaks, they fucking listen.
[01:32:03] When I tell you, we were at the table, we were at the table, brother, 18 girls, they were all waiting in line for their turn to speak to Jason.
[01:32:14] Every single fucking...
[01:32:15] Why would he please check him, bro? Why would he please check him?
[01:32:18] Please check him?
[01:32:19] You need to check him, bro.
[01:32:21] You need to check him?
[01:32:22] You need to check him.
[01:32:23] You call my name?
[01:32:25] There's not enough girls in this world to handle the greed that you bring.
[01:32:30] What are you talking about?
[01:32:32] about so what did you see yesterday that was so crazy all I did was take
[01:32:37] pictures with girls that's literally all I wasn't risen shit I was on I was
[01:32:41] not that time at all
[01:32:44] Okay
[01:32:58] So so nice bro, you got the whole chest in demon home man everybody
[01:33:05] Wait, okay, wait
[01:33:07] How
[01:33:13] AJ bro AJ AJ AJ
[01:33:16] How long are you gonna play this fucking rule of like, oh, you don't get bitches. Oh jason and ween is
[01:33:21] this person and
[01:33:23] Like you act like you don't get any hoes bro. Like you get all the hoes
[01:33:37] another 40 years. All right, well, in 40 years, I wanted to stop saying you're just to make
[01:33:41] it up. Yeah. 40 years. So I don't know. People thought I was crazy when I say I try to talk
[01:33:46] to these girls. Yeah, they weren't even acknowledged. They were actually focused, eavesdropping on Jason's conversation
[01:33:54] from across the room, actually finding the perfect time to jump in. That's what they
[01:33:59] were doing. What? I didn't believe you. I think you're a fucking liar. Guess
[01:34:04] What? Guess what? I was chilling here. I was studying.
[01:34:07] I was like, let me learn from the master.
[01:34:09] I'm a lot of kids, Jason. I'm a lot of kids, Jason.
[01:34:10] Guess what? They were talking to us on, uh, boom.
[01:34:12] They're hypnotized. I'm not talking to you.
[01:34:14] Yo, why would you, what happened to you, bro?
[01:34:16] I'm dead ass, bro. I'm dead ass.
[01:34:18] No, no.
[01:34:19] It's fucking impossible.
[01:34:21] Let me tell y'all something, bro. Let me tell y'all something, bro.
[01:34:23] I'm not surprised what he does.
[01:34:24] Can I tell y'all something? Can I tell y'all something?
[01:34:25] No, please don't. Let's go.
[01:34:27] Why are y'all so like, like blinded by whizzing women?
[01:34:33] Why can't we all just like
[01:34:37] I'm not trying to have a moral high ground bro because every day y'all trying to raise somebody trying to get a girl
[01:34:43] That'll only put you in a hole that'll keep sinking and sinking and sinking
[01:35:03] But your man is downing, do whatever you want, bro.
[01:35:05] I'm completely...
[01:35:06] You're just crazy.
[01:35:07] You're using the need to...
[01:35:08] You're just a need to...
[01:35:09] One single hand motion, he controls the whole club.
[01:35:14] It's fucking ridiculous, bro.
[01:35:16] It's fucking ridiculous.
[01:35:17] Don't worry, I'm not in any work.
[01:35:18] Bro, just that commands every ABG across the entire fucking galaxy.
[01:35:24] It's fucking ridiculous.
[01:35:25] But, Greg, why me?
[01:35:26] I don't want to talk to you more.
[01:35:27] I don't want to talk to you.
[01:35:28] I don't want to talk to me.
[01:35:29] Fucking idiot.
[01:35:30] I don't want to talk to you.
[01:35:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah go ahead and have fun raising or whatever the fuck y'all do
[01:35:51] tonight last night go ahead yeah oh oh friend friend you were there you got
[01:35:59] Your arm over this random girl, bro. You're never gonna talk to her after you leave LA
[01:36:29] I am a friendly person. I try to be charismatic and I try to you know, just make sure everybody's happy
[01:36:39] guy and girl
[01:36:43] Bro, you did not talk to any guys at that fucking party
[01:36:48] Any guys that you didn't know yes
[01:36:59] Okay
[01:37:03] All right, you know what it's fine. All right, bro, you know what I'm yeah, I'll be watching I'll be watching the last it's
[01:37:09] So that I'll be watching
[01:37:15] Okay
[01:37:17] Thanks, bro. All right, bro
[01:37:19] Hey
[01:37:27] Like I like actually what the fuck like I just that's just that's just like insane
[01:37:40] Wow
[01:37:42] This man's different bro
[01:37:45] Okay demon
[01:37:49] You know what?
[01:37:56] I'm talking!
[01:37:57] Hey, but y'all are good together, bro!
[01:38:00] No, y'all are good together!
[01:38:03] Hey, talk to me, bro, you flowin', twin!
[01:38:05] You're flowin', bro!
[01:38:07] You got your hand!
[01:38:08] Get the voice over!
[01:38:09] That's like a hand!
[01:38:10] Get the voice over!
[01:38:11] That's like a hand!
[01:38:12] Get the voice over!
[01:38:13] Who is that?
[01:38:14] Bro, these girls are...
[01:38:15] Who is that?
[01:38:16] Yo, what is yo, how are they invited so many Anna how the fuck yo, how do they know how they know so many Asian girls
[01:38:32] Like genuinely
[01:38:38] YDF
[01:38:39] Wait, wait, so this is you so Yuki so Yuki
[01:38:44] Yuki just invited everybody
[01:38:46] YDF affiliate. Yes? So holy fucking shit. Wow. She knows all of the fucking West?
[01:39:05] Ancient everybody in a fucking west
[01:39:27] Wow infiltration was successful, I mean three days in a row like that's some crazy shit
[01:39:33] Yeah, no facts like leadership, right?
[01:39:39] In fact, if my kid touches on the rock, I'm a bandit.
[01:39:42] My TV.
[01:39:43] Oh, man.
[01:39:44] Bro, who is this girl?
[01:39:53] I see YBG give flowers to Sayin.
[01:39:57] And then he's posted up taking selfies with this girl.
[01:40:01] I'll see me what type of anime ass name is that
[01:40:12] Move and let to LA YBG and there's you know this one bro. I've been trying to tell YBG
[01:40:18] Move to LA man move to LA. He would be way more happier
[01:40:22] But have way more fun there or whether it's the fucking
[01:40:25] whatever this is or just all his friends here I would get like I would I
[01:40:31] wanted to move out like so bad my brother just another me so yeah I'm
[01:40:47] not lying I'm looking at the training part of my calm in the main thing I
[01:40:52] did yesterday was get dressed. There's been one post about my fucking fit in this
[01:40:57] column bro and then all of the other posts have been me in the club even though
[01:41:05] I was in there for 20 minutes bro.
[01:41:08] Geng Liga
[01:41:16] And honestly looking at these fit pics
[01:41:21] This fit is better facts or not
[01:41:26] First fit like bro, it's some silky shit, you know, I feel like like there's not me
[01:41:32] That's not me
[01:41:38] I don't know what to do with you
[01:41:44] Are they heavy?
[01:41:46] No, they're not
[01:42:02] They're heavy, they're always edited by clothing
[01:42:04] That's a weak part, Terry
[01:42:06] Let me get you ready.
[01:42:08] Edited by Chloe.
[01:42:12] Delete feelings?
[01:42:19] I'm so calm. I'm lost, bro.
[01:42:21] I don't know who the fuck this is.
[01:42:23] I don't know what YBG is on, bro.
[01:42:30] Mr. Leslie, you're him with the hard launch?
[01:42:32] So Nod's got a girlfriend now?
[01:42:36] No, I was got a girlfriend.
[01:42:43] Everybody got a girlfriend.
[01:42:45] Everybody got a girlfriend.
[01:42:51] He claimed her for once?
[01:42:53] Damn, Yana made him claim her.
[01:42:56] That's crazy.
[01:43:01] Big sister and little brother done to me.
[01:43:03] They got so cool.
[01:43:05] I'll love to sit up
[01:43:07] Not me. Oh, no, John. You want to get for him, bro? Nah, John pull up on me, bro
[01:43:12] Nah, John pull up on me, bro
[01:43:15] This dude guess why he's not here. He's took he's fucking napping. He took a nap pull up on me, bro
[01:43:23] No, hi. Nah John. Where you at?
[01:43:26] This guy wants to type not me in the chat. Like you know what you're doing, buddy
[01:43:33] Look at this look at this swag
[01:43:35] You are very fun hey I appreciate that that means a lot I feel the same way shut up
[01:43:51] I'm serious not too nice but I do mean it you actually are you're really fun
[01:43:58] That was mad mad wholesome. I don't know why I did that. Holy. Nah, this is some fire right here.
[01:44:13] This is fire. Wait, you gotta finish it. Wait, you gotta add color. That's fire. I'm gonna save that.
[01:44:20] Yep, that's exactly how I know the bar.
[01:44:27] That's exactly how I know the bar.
[01:44:47] Not bad, not bad, not bad.
[01:44:49] Long time no see, bro, this is just like, dude, I can't go back in time, bro.
[01:44:58] Jason, the center, are you?
[01:45:00] Oh, like on the only grand scale?
[01:45:19] you
[01:45:49] you
[01:46:19] you
[01:46:49] you
[01:47:19] you
[01:47:49] You know Caesar, and I was finding she knows, I don't know who knows, I don't know who
[01:48:17] I was listening to that shit and I'm like, I enjoy life right now.
[01:48:25] Like you're doing this shit. You're doing this shit.
[01:48:31] It's obvious, bro. It's so obvious.
[01:48:33] What am I doing?
[01:48:35] Who are you?
[01:48:36] What am I doing, bro?
[01:48:38] You're a grown ass man.
[01:48:40] You got...
[01:48:42] Yeah.
[01:48:45] Somebody fucking, I'm not saying it, bro.
[01:48:49] Show your neck, show your neck, bro.
[01:48:51] You wanna kiss him?
[01:48:52] It's all over the place, bro.
[01:48:52] No, why?
[01:48:53] Show your neck, bro.
[01:48:54] Show your neck.
[01:48:57] That's cold, bro.
[01:48:58] You're nasty, bro.
[01:49:00] I ain't doing anything.
[01:49:01] You're nasty.
[01:49:03] How am I nasty?
[01:49:04] What if I am controller?
[01:49:12] So what'd you do that after sure you're gonna be honest when I told y'all when I walk I
[01:49:24] came back late okay I got jumped yeah but yeah I jumped out yeah I was walking
[01:49:32] along in New York I went to the wrong street I got fucking jumped are you
[01:49:39] I
[01:50:09] No, they did not do anything to you.
[01:50:11] They got his ass.
[01:50:11] No, no, no, no, they did not do anything to you.
[01:50:13] They got you.
[01:50:14] It was just some thugs and your brother.
[01:50:16] Nah, they phoned out on that day.
[01:50:18] Why?
[01:50:18] No, no, no, because if you say that, you're inferring
[01:50:21] that whatever the, you say it, you would infer that
[01:50:25] the spies did something to my neck.
[01:50:27] And I'm not.
[01:50:28] Oh, what am I?
[01:50:30] No, wait.
[01:50:32] Who?
[01:50:33] What you mean who?
[01:50:34] Who the spy?
[01:50:35] this body I don't know I don't talk to any of the spies so now you're making now
[01:50:43] you're making it weird I'm making it weird whatever bro all right no more
[01:50:49] beating around the bush bro all right you're you're him you're him that's all
[01:50:53] okay you just get the back by go our row we need to do this we don't need to
[01:50:56] do this
[01:51:02] The directed second of a fourth last what the last yeah, yeah, bro at least you're not last
[01:51:11] Apparently YBG's him
[01:51:15] Why did he scored a three?
[01:51:18] Wait, let me see this shit. What the fuck
[01:51:23] YBG scored 83 that's it
[01:51:26] Why would he eat a leg?
[01:51:28] I'm trying to sober him up.
[01:51:38] BITCH I WON't BE GOOOOO!
[01:51:40] YOO!
[01:51:41] But he's Mr. Ketchupine, I can't know if I'm having to get the water!
[01:51:46] BITCH I WON't BE GOOOOO!
[01:51:50] Oh, I have to go to it.
[01:51:54] Yo, why would you start moving like this though? I swear to God he never he never was moving like this
[01:52:05] You see what's going on bro? No, bro. They should not put you in there
[01:52:09] Yo, you you in this fucking party you would have been moving crazy
[01:52:20] Wait what what is this?
[01:52:23] But you know that going to the strength of her to leave something damn
[01:52:27] Damn, oh somebody's a saunty's bathrobe
[01:52:33] show
[01:52:35] She's all not so so basically what I'm getting is that
[01:52:42] Everybody got some shit everybody got some this is the best one
[01:52:46] What was it?
[01:52:48] My favorite thing would be the sparkly her eye when you talk about things you love.
[01:52:52] You know what I mean?
[01:52:53] When I leak everything, it would be how hard you get feelings.
[01:52:57] Because when you start feeling something,
[01:52:59] I can tell you just like,
[01:53:01] you're in your own world and you're in your own world and shit.
[01:53:04] I've known you for like three hours.
[01:53:06] I've known you for like three hours.
[01:53:08] Welcome me to that world though.
[01:53:10] I don't know, I don't know.
[01:53:11] Welcome me to that world.
[01:53:12] You know what?
[01:53:13] She's falling in love with him though, bro. She's falling in love with him
[01:53:21] Wait, bro, these clips are flooding in and this is
[01:53:54] I'm sure I want you to give me a kiss.
[01:53:56] I'm making a kiss.
[01:53:58] No!
[01:54:06] He's wallet!
[01:54:10] Bro, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy.
[01:54:18] Oh my god, that's insane, bro.
[01:54:21] Cina's live?
[01:54:24] Hold on, no negating.
[01:54:28] This time.
[01:54:32] I don't know what else to fast wait.
[01:54:36] Let's do a hotel tour.
[01:54:40] Alright man, this is the hotel tour track.
[01:54:45] Welcome to my hotel man.
[01:54:50] Man got the sweet bro top floor type of thing
[01:54:58] We hear so first filming and we got a closet. I don't use closet who use the closet hotel boom
[01:55:04] Mad rates class a a zoo. I don't know Manhattan signature
[01:55:10] Classic that word and then we got mad snacks, you know, they mean
[01:55:16] Might dabble into one of these already took down two of the stacks. Okay, boom second drawer
[01:55:23] fucking sex drawer, okay
[01:55:26] Dude
[01:55:28] Everything imaginable in this fucking shit. Ah
[01:55:32] I don't even know what devices that that's a crazy looking device. I'm gonna be honest with you
[01:55:37] But yeah
[01:55:38] Not gonna use that here. That's mad
[01:55:41] see, bro
[01:55:43] Rose toy that we got the sweet right here
[01:55:48] Nice little view over here over New York
[01:55:50] I'm it. I'm be honest not that nice got a beletzy booze that I'm probably never gonna fucking wear again very much as our huge
[01:55:59] then we got
[01:56:01] the bedroom
[01:56:04] Nice little bed right here wake up
[01:56:08] look myself in here by naked cuz I sleep by naked and
[01:56:11] And just I do my face lymphatic drain massages in my eyes, right, trying to get under eyes.
[01:56:20] Man, yeah, it's not bad for any of my nose.
[01:56:36] Oh my God.
[01:56:38] Sorry.
[01:56:41] Yeah, this is my bathroom right here and then I'm gonna take a piss real quick. This is the bathroom
[01:56:46] This is where I'm gonna piss. Just one second. I'm gonna pee well, please don't show. Please don't show
[01:56:53] Hey me, hey me
[01:56:55] Any baby
[01:57:08] You taste like a bad baby
[01:57:20] Sink this fucking up right now. She has a suit though
[01:57:24] and tick the car off you
[01:57:28] I personally use tissues to clean my wiener
[01:57:32] and probably the private
[01:57:36] Hello?
[01:57:40] What bro?
[01:57:44] I thought I would have showed the camera in there
[01:57:48] would you leave my shoes if you want me to
[01:57:52] But yeah, we got big ass walking shower. This is a very nice shower, yeah
[01:58:02] I gotta get my shit from Cina's crib, bro. Oh
[01:58:07] We're my chrome my chrome
[01:58:13] Bro Cina has my fucking $20,000 chrome belt
[01:58:17] No flesh, no soap. Did she give you a key? Do I just go in as soon as hotel room when she's not there?
[01:58:27] I do that now.
[01:58:32] Oh, you're gonna put the shit. You gonna bring the night here?
[01:58:34] Ah, you're right. I should get the later in the night.
[01:58:37] um let's get dressed there see what what what who you should not put on today is
[01:58:45] it cold outside you went it's cold yes I went it's like on some solar show you
[01:58:53] probably wear like a windbreaker a light jacket
[01:58:59] I didn't bring much bro. I didn't bring shit there. I brought this hoodie. It's a nice hoodie.
[01:59:11] down from their shoots, their shoots.
[01:59:17] What?
[01:59:18] Wait.
[01:59:19] It's nice.
[01:59:21] Yeah, it's nice.
[01:59:25] I'm just your worst threats.
[01:59:30] Yo, you're the cutest fuck.
[01:59:32] Bro, I was talking to the guy in the hoodie. What you mean I'm being weird?
[01:59:35] And you making fun of me getting jumped in New York, fuck?
[01:59:38] I didn't make fun of you, bro.
[01:59:40] fucking said don't lie
[01:59:42] fucking vampire
[01:59:44] All right, let's see where since that
[01:59:50] On IRL and Jack say thank you to for him to come back because
[01:59:55] Ty will said he did not get back until seven in the morning this morning
[01:59:59] They drove all the way from Albany to get back just go collab and then he woke up at noon
[02:00:04] And he was like yeah, I'm up like I'm ready for cloud
[02:00:06] I was like oh my god, but he's tired
[02:00:08] I feel so bad so he like I even said I was like we don't have to go super long
[02:00:12] It was no setup. It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it. Okay. All right cool. So the same thing is I will burn
[02:00:21] All right
[02:00:25] Um
[02:00:29] Soon as going to the hood at 5 p.m. In New York
[02:00:32] Don't be you ty little bro. Shout it
[02:00:39] Shout it to ty little we got content today chat. Don't be fucking ty little man
[02:00:48] Let's fucking go bro, all right, I should not just a pull up on sale or like
[02:00:56] Fuck it, let's just go outside and see what the vibes are and then and then go
[02:00:59] We need New York, bro. Matter of fact, let me get a piece of this chocolate.
[02:01:04] Fun fact, dark chocolate, y'all, this one's for you too. Dark chocolate actually boosts testosterone and actually improves sex.
[02:01:19] It makes the blood flow better.
[02:01:24] Nah, I'm a troller.
[02:01:26] Interesting.
[02:01:27] I'll use that for next time.
[02:01:29] Pineapples.
[02:01:31] Hard chocolate.
[02:01:33] Pineapple here.
[02:01:39] Thank you so much, Earl.
[02:01:40] You're welcome.
[02:01:41] You're fucking dealing with me.
[02:01:43] I'm the time for you to deal with me.
[02:01:45] Well, I know this dark chocolate shit.
[02:01:48] I don't know. I don't know.
[02:01:50] Come on.
[02:01:51] Take off.
[02:01:54] I said I don't need this job.
[02:01:58] I'm willing to fucking find a job.
[02:02:01] This guy just showed me a sexy girl.
[02:02:03] Bro, I don't know.
[02:02:05] Like, dude.
[02:02:07] You flexin' on me or something?
[02:02:09] No, it's just getting fucking bad, bruh.
[02:02:14] How people fucking look at me like I gotta beat the fuck up.
[02:02:19] Joe, you told me to be gay.
[02:02:23] Bro, you act like I asked for that shit.
[02:02:26] And then I said, are we dead as 18?
[02:02:28] And she said, no.
[02:02:30] And then she just accidentally did it.
[02:02:34] You can show.
[02:02:35] Oh, wait.
[02:02:36] I don't know if you're right or not.
[02:02:39] I mean, I literally already said, yeah, but the floor,
[02:02:42] bro.
[02:02:44] I mean, yeah.
[02:02:48] No, I'm not like that.
[02:02:49] It's just like people that are younger
[02:02:51] do that type of shit. Yeah, I said what are you? She's down there like my age.
[02:03:51] Ah, what a beautiful day in New York.
[02:04:12] Beautiful, beautiful day, trap.
[02:04:15] What are our plans for today?
[02:04:17] No.
[02:04:21] Should we get fitted before we go?
[02:04:26] Holy shit!
[02:04:29] Where are we, bro? What is this?
[02:04:33] We haven't really explored this building.
[02:04:36] We haven't really explored where we're at.
[02:04:41] Get fitted.
[02:04:44] Build a bear.
[02:04:45] We could go to Build-A-Bear again or we could go get gifts for Phantom, Evelyn-Ha, tomorrow
[02:04:55] because I don't have a gift for Phantom.
[02:04:57] But why not even gift Phantom?
[02:05:00] And Evelyn-Ha, I definitely want to get a gift, whether it be another, but I already did the
[02:05:06] Canal Street bit.
[02:05:07] Chad, what should I get then?
[02:05:09] Food for Phantom?
[02:05:11] Bro, that's literally part of Maybach Mondays.
[02:05:14] Oh
[02:05:21] Chop cheese damn Queen jelly cats Chad do I go get jelly cats or not
[02:05:31] Where the fuck am I at yeah another book
[02:05:40] Yes, chrome are you not your goddamn mind
[02:05:44] This dude said chrome, chrome foreverland
[02:05:50] Yeah bruh, um, get the fuck off
[02:05:54] What's that, what's that spot called?
[02:05:56] S-woop-woop, uh, you know what I'm talking about?
[02:05:59] Fuck, what's that, what's that toy store chat?
[02:06:02] All the jelly cats, it's called like, uh, squirts or some shit?
[02:06:07] What's it called? To all my new yorkians, please, somebody must know
[02:06:12] Wait, what are they saying?
[02:06:13] Fabio Schwartz?
[02:06:15] A Files Schwartz?
[02:06:17] Files Schwartz?
[02:06:19] Yeah, yeah, there we go. Fabio Schwartz.
[02:06:21] Alright, let me get him off.
[02:06:26] You want a glissie or nah? Have you even ate him?
[02:06:29] No.
[02:06:31] I don't know.
[02:06:33] I don't know.
[02:06:37] I got no piranha on my phone, John.
[02:06:39] Oh
[02:06:44] No, no, I got it. All right, we're gonna rock a filler
[02:06:49] Oh
[02:06:51] All right, I got the car we're going to rock a filler
[02:06:59] That's a lot with me
[02:07:04] Oh, she's already you
[02:07:09] Bro, that's right here.
[02:07:27] How you doing today?
[02:07:29] Yep.
[02:07:32] Nice. That was quick.
[02:07:34] Thank you.
[02:07:35] Very quick. You got the medic glasses on.
[02:07:37] Yeah
[02:07:39] Record it
[02:07:44] Fun fact nine people
[02:07:48] Damn chat black check for two people
[02:07:51] It's how we go to chat.
[02:07:55] Instantly spotted, yes.
[02:07:59] There, chat.
[02:08:02] I'm not gonna lie, bro.
[02:08:03] My throat feels crazy.
[02:08:05] But tomorrow we gotta do.
[02:08:07] We just gotta pull through until tomorrow, man.
[02:08:09] Because tomorrow, May back Monday, Phantom.
[02:08:13] Let me know what questions y'all want me to ask him.
[02:08:15] I got everything cooked up, but who knows, bro.
[02:08:18] Y'all are like detectives, bro.
[02:08:20] So I think I was screaming too much last night
[02:08:31] Yo Wendy David of tag gifted thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[02:08:44] You were doing
[02:08:46] Screaming doesn't give you a runny-dose. I had a bit of a runny-dose yesterday
[02:08:51] But today just like enhanced
[02:08:54] Are you laughing at?
[02:08:56] Yeah
[02:08:57] It don't hurt in
[02:08:58] You've been screaming what's good with last night bro. Are you dumb?
[02:09:03] I did nothing last night after stream. I was straight. Oh, I'm just going off your words, bro
[02:09:09] Yeah, I dapped like a thousand people last night that I ate pizza without washing my hands
[02:09:12] So I probably just got something. Yeah, I probably got a little sick. Yes, though
[02:09:17] You would other hand you were really losing fucking bro. No, bro. Let me what I told you on stream
[02:09:24] You know what I did, but what for a walk? Yeah, you were for what with a girl that you got
[02:09:29] that you got
[02:09:31] Vampire marks on your neck. I got jumps
[02:09:37] Jesus
[02:09:39] New York people crazy dude
[02:09:41] Jesus, man. And you know what's crazy? I usually get double beds for us. But, but, first time, we get so low rooms, you crack some shit.
[02:09:55] Okay. Sorry, sorry.
[02:09:59] No, no, no, no, no. I don't care about that. I'm just lying because just look at the fucking hotel room, bro.
[02:10:05] Don't ever say I never did nothing for you.
[02:10:07] Oh, I never said that. I don't ever.
[02:10:09] I'm always thankful every single one of you and everything wait is your room just like exactly like what no it's like a studio
[02:10:16] But it's nice. So yes nice as fuck
[02:10:19] totally right back bro come on
[02:10:22] But she did she come with me like oh nice
[02:10:26] No, she's not like that she's not like a
[02:10:30] Like a like a like a materialistic person like that
[02:10:34] Okay, she didn't she didn't pull of it top floor John
[02:10:39] No.
[02:10:40] Is that a road out your fucking dick?
[02:10:42] Oh, what the fuck?
[02:10:43] You're fucking hate.
[02:10:44] No, you're fucking free.
[02:10:46] You're hating my...
[02:10:47] Oh my god.
[02:10:49] Oh my fucking god.
[02:10:52] I'm too far again.
[02:10:53] That was weird.
[02:10:54] Sorry.
[02:10:54] I don't know.
[02:10:56] I don't care what you say.
[02:10:57] You don't care what I say?
[02:10:58] You don't care what I ask?
[02:11:00] No, I don't care what you ask.
[02:11:01] Let's see.
[02:11:02] Yeah.
[02:11:02] Okay.
[02:11:03] Just don't leak, uh...
[02:11:06] Uh...
[02:11:08] Yeah.
[02:11:09] Everything it's on the ball. Oh my god use the drawer. No, I she didn't know what?
[02:11:14] No, you're an idiot, bro
[02:11:16] The fuck you mean I'm an idiot. I don't want to use that shit
[02:11:20] In the room is on your car, bro. I'm not gonna start opening shit. Oh, I don't care. It's fine. No, bro
[02:11:27] It's on me, but they had like this oil. They like a fun. I had like this oil
[02:11:32] I was looking at it. You bet about it. I was I was dead reading that the
[02:11:36] The the the back of every package they had like oil like this. I don't know what it is. You didn't see it
[02:11:43] Yeah, I saw the oil but I didn't read into it. You get a G apparently had drink it 30 minutes before oh shit
[02:11:49] I think it's like a honey pack or something. I'm a bit better than I see her again than like I'm like, you know
[02:11:53] You see the drawer yet?
[02:11:55] That's a conversation starting starting
[02:11:57] Saw it you freaked Jason. No, I'm not I'm just like why is there a section to work and I was looking and
[02:12:08] Did you show them the the shower mirror?
[02:12:11] By the shower window. I don't have that. You don't have that you have that
[02:12:15] What if you look you gave me that room?
[02:12:18] Do you know that shower window where like you can flip the switch and you can see right through it on the bed
[02:12:23] Like you're laying in the bedroom and you see right through the window and it's like the shower
[02:12:28] Yeah, that's my just it. No one to use that shit. I don't know. I see me shower
[02:12:36] Man
[02:12:38] Man
[02:12:40] Yeah, I don't know why it's chat. It's not even like a
[02:12:44] Sex hotel. It's like a regular. It's like a regular hotel. I don't know why it's so freaky
[02:12:53] That's probably one of the craziest and best hotels I've ever stayed in.
[02:12:57] Nah, I went to Japan.
[02:12:59] Oh, I know you didn't go to Japan.
[02:13:00] Nah, I think I went to Japan.
[02:13:01] I think I went to Japan.
[02:13:02] I went to Japan.
[02:13:03] What?
[02:13:04] Insane.
[02:13:05] Yeah.
[02:13:06] Insane.
[02:13:07] Love Hotel?
[02:13:08] Nah, that's not the love hotel.
[02:13:19] I
[02:13:22] Never been told look at the big all that shit. Oh, oh fucking battleship
[02:13:30] That's insane you could probably go on it explore it. I wish
[02:13:39] That's insane
[02:13:44] Hey
[02:13:46] I
[02:13:49] Reanshift from one piece
[02:13:52] Oh, it's a museum. Oh
[02:13:54] I
[02:13:56] Guess I'm going to
[02:14:03] You always got a weak at fit on your embarrassing us are you fucking dumb I got sweat in a hoodie on right now
[02:14:10] Let me tell y'all something, bro.
[02:14:14] I'm never gonna put my best fit on stream because then people expect that every single
[02:14:20] stream to me to have a crazy-ass fit.
[02:14:23] So usually my default outfit is either black shirt or sweats.
[02:14:27] So then when I pop out, people are like, damn, hold on, he gon' keep put that shit
[02:14:31] on.
[02:14:32] You know what I'm saying, Jack?
[02:14:36] It's fixed.
[02:14:39] she was your best friend. You got a stylist. Yes bro, I got a stylist. You caught me dude.
[02:14:50] You caught me.
[02:15:02] your fashion room Jack when wisdom releases that tick-tock that we made
[02:15:09] together that's just gonna change the game bro shout to wisdom bro I was his
[02:15:13] he said that I'm his first-ever collab which is crazy because I'm not even
[02:15:20] into fashion like that bro I'm trying to get more into it but the fact that he
[02:15:25] chose me bro it's a honor bro shout out to wisdom he's mad cool the concept is
[02:15:33] actually very cool like it is it's one of his series he's done it before I'm
[02:15:37] not gonna say what it is specifically but it's gonna be cool
[02:15:44] first collab and he let you put on bullshit he picked a fit for me he had a
[02:15:49] fit organizing everything put it on me and I had a he said just look just sit
[02:15:55] there and like be mad serious so I don't know bro I feel like I might look a
[02:16:00] little cringe bro cuz I was like straight face like straight face trying
[02:16:06] to look like oh yeah I think I think the editing will make me look good.
[02:16:13] I think I should have put you in was actually nice. Dude my feel was nice my
[02:16:18] feel was good like that was the freshest I ever felt like I didn't I
[02:16:22] I didn't feel like myself, bro.
[02:16:24] I felt like I was, like, somewhat different.
[02:16:28] So I'm coming by to put you in some crazy shit
[02:16:30] next time you walk.
[02:16:33] Next time I walk?
[02:16:34] Yeah, next time you walk.
[02:16:35] You think I walk again?
[02:16:35] I think so.
[02:16:36] After that video drops, they can play walk.
[02:16:37] Oh my God.
[02:16:38] What if Kai, for a revet, he does his first walk
[02:16:41] in his only streamers?
[02:16:43] Yeah, he's not doing that shit.
[02:16:44] Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:16:48] That's the fire I did, though.
[02:16:50] That would be fire, though.
[02:16:52] If it was all streamers, no, that shit's kinda cool.
[02:16:56] They put Marlin first and then make him go last two.
[02:16:59] That was it.
[02:17:00] He just ate him, bro.
[02:17:08] He not doing that?
[02:17:10] He not doing that, bro.
[02:17:14] He's not hitting you up the model for a vet?
[02:17:16] I mean, bro, now listen.
[02:17:18] That's not bad shouts, I feel like I wouldn't mind man. Let me know man, I'll do it.
[02:17:29] Catch up on JJK? Yeah. Who wants a new JJK chat?
[02:17:34] Terrible shouts.
[02:17:38] Ah, my god.
[02:17:48] She was peak
[02:17:50] I've been watching mad shows
[02:17:52] JJK
[02:17:54] Invincible
[02:17:56] That new spider-man is by the head
[02:17:58] Every single spider-man and it's been a month for you
[02:18:00] Page with him and Zendaya
[02:18:02] Honestly got me mad
[02:18:04] Sad
[02:18:06] But that's just gonna be
[02:18:08] This shit might be peak bro
[02:18:10] Dude
[02:18:12] There's theories of him turning into man spider chat
[02:18:14] Is he about to turn into man spider?
[02:18:18] I'm not larping
[02:18:25] Would you rather go back to the beginning of your stream career or miss the next two years?
[02:18:36] Go back I want to miss the next two years
[02:18:42] Because who knows what happens in these two years
[02:18:44] for all I know bro the next two years I might be I might be dead I might not I
[02:18:50] might not be streamed anymore
[02:19:02] W hunger don't say that knock on one
[02:19:07] I don't know what...
[02:19:10] Did you see BTB Des Clovafest's performance?
[02:19:15] Ugg the crowd was turd
[02:19:20] No, what are you saying?
[02:19:23] Nah, I heard Clova... I heard it was lit though, bro
[02:19:27] I was... I was trying to go, like I'm not even trying to go, but uh, I don't think I could have seen it
[02:19:37] Cab, I swear to God.
[02:19:44] Classic, bro.
[02:19:51] Classic New York City.
[02:19:59] Dude, what is happening, man?
[02:20:06] chat until we're there. I'm gonna get mad jelly cats. I'm trying to get a fan of my toy too,
[02:20:12] or he's not really into that, huh? You going to single baby shower? Baby shower? Yeah,
[02:20:19] I'm going to single baby shower. Baby shower. Mm-mm. A bear? Cologne? He's fucked with anime?
[02:20:30] get him a big-ass jelly cat um do you think it's a boy or a girl chat I think
[02:20:41] they already had an off-stream baby shower but now they're doing an on-stream
[02:20:45] baby shower wait did I reveal the kid today I think it's a girl no it's a
[02:20:56] girl yeah it's a girl holy shit bro I don't have a gift at all and I fly in
[02:21:03] the same day I won't be able to get them a gift and everybody brings gifts to a
[02:21:08] baby shower
[02:21:11] Oh
[02:21:15] Holy shit
[02:21:20] I get looted do more shit, man
[02:21:25] That fucked up like lucky like low key though low key though
[02:21:35] Oh
[02:21:41] That is your job. Yes. Yeah.
[02:21:46] She's always on. She's always on.
[02:21:49] I just forget. I'm not assistant, bro.
[02:21:57] I really have to forget.
[02:22:05] I guess I know it's her job, bro.
[02:22:08] here we are let's see what's going to get Evelyn down
[02:22:21] is it on right here?
[02:22:23] no it's right there, remember we went over there
[02:22:25] oh wait, remember we went right there?
[02:22:27] where the flag is on?
[02:22:29] oh yeah it's on the right here
[02:22:31] here we are bro
[02:22:33] damn
[02:22:35] rock of the fall
[02:22:37] Rockerfellers said last time I was here bro need a limp when up
[02:22:43] What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:22:53] I love New York bro
[02:22:57] Did he really get first paged? Yes dude
[02:23:07] Get a gift for Cina?
[02:23:12] Um, no.
[02:23:14] What the fuck?
[02:23:16] Bandit guy.
[02:23:17] What's up dude?
[02:23:26] What the fuck?
[02:23:27] She got you a bag?
[02:23:28] Um, you mean coach gave her a free bag and she needed someone to give it to?
[02:23:32] And she decided to pick me because I was in the same city as her
[02:23:39] JK
[02:24:02] I
[02:24:11] There's bro
[02:24:20] Oh, I remember now
[02:24:23] Damn, it's late outside bad people
[02:24:26] I
[02:24:30] Busy day, New York Monday in New York chat
[02:24:35] Wait, it's Sunday. I'm losing track of time
[02:24:39] Let's go jelly cat and then then I'm going straight to center
[02:24:49] Wait, am I just gonna carry a fucking jelly cat everywhere with me. I didn't think about this
[02:24:54] I'm a fucking dipshit piece of shit now.
[02:24:56] No, you guys leave the shit with the sinner in the harem.
[02:24:58] Oh, yeah.
[02:24:59] Then you come back and collect your fucking $20,000.
[02:25:02] New York City!
[02:25:06] How you doing?
[02:25:09] Chillin' there.
[02:25:15] We are here.
[02:25:17] We are back.
[02:25:19] Feel it good? Feel it great?
[02:25:21] For that
[02:25:26] Ah
[02:25:28] Time to get some toys
[02:25:35] Oh, this is definitely a tour spot you see the bike
[02:25:39] Holy shit
[02:25:41] Stop bro
[02:25:44] Let's go
[02:25:46] How did you find me?
[02:25:48] Bro, I'm stalking you, man.
[02:25:49] My school.
[02:25:50] I went to your airport.
[02:25:51] Oh, yeah.
[02:25:52] And I've seen him at the airport.
[02:25:53] He's a lot of y'all.
[02:25:54] Yeah, you know what?
[02:25:55] We can take a photo.
[02:25:56] Bro, you're a rare breed.
[02:25:57] Yes.
[02:25:58] Cool.
[02:25:59] Oh, my God, man.
[02:26:00] Did anyone have to get a flip, though, sir?
[02:26:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:26:03] Let's do it real quick.
[02:26:04] Real photo?
[02:26:05] Real photo, sir?
[02:26:06] Yeah.
[02:26:07] Oh, man.
[02:26:08] Oh man, what up man, what up?
[02:26:18] What the fuck?
[02:26:20] What's going on?
[02:26:22] You want me to take it?
[02:26:24] No, I'm not.
[02:26:26] Wait, can you get the camera?
[02:26:28] No, I'm working, sorry.
[02:26:30] Three, two, one.
[02:26:32] Thank you, bro.
[02:26:34] Alright man, alright man.
[02:26:36] Let's go, good photo, good photo, good photo!
[02:26:44] One, two, three.
[02:26:47] Action, let's go!
[02:26:48] Open up, bro, open up!
[02:26:49] Let's go, hang in there, bro!
[02:26:50] I'm telling you, I gotta get toys!
[02:26:57] Ah, shit.
[02:27:01] Fucking door, bro.
[02:27:06] you
[02:27:36] you
[02:28:06] you
[02:28:36] you
[02:29:06] you
[02:29:36] you
[02:30:06] I
[02:30:24] Just get to
[02:30:29] I'll get to bro
[02:30:31] Two jelly cats, I get fed them like some food or some shit
[02:30:37] Like I give a food jelly cat or is it Gord ask me?
[02:30:43] Did you get something small you might have to bag or something. Yeah, I don't know bro. I don't think you'll like it
[02:30:49] I'm about to just get him a door to ask you if you've already called it a day.
[02:31:00] Why are you fandoms weight loss journey?
[02:31:14] Should have never started.
[02:31:16] You might take a picture.
[02:31:17] Yeah, I got you bro.
[02:31:23] Alright man, have a good one.
[02:31:27] It's not the ching out.
[02:31:30] Check out John
[02:31:33] All these guys there
[02:31:37] The big ones right there, that's not jelly cat though bro my girls know the difference between a big jelly like a jelly cat and just some just some off-brand shit
[02:32:00] I think she'll like it what the holy jelly cat died here
[02:32:14] I want to jump through it.
[02:32:16] I want to jump over and down on it.
[02:32:18] Yeah, get it there.
[02:32:20] Oh, hi.
[02:32:22] Let me try, let me try.
[02:32:24] Yeah, okay.
[02:32:26] Get it up.
[02:32:28] Get it up.
[02:32:30] Get it up.
[02:32:32] Did you get it, bro?
[02:32:34] I didn't know you jumped through it, bro.
[02:32:36] I got you, bro.
[02:32:38] I started to do content creation.
[02:32:40] I started YouTube.
[02:32:42] Hey, good to meet you, man.
[02:32:44] Can you get a photo with you?
[02:32:46] Yeah, yeah, let's go.
[02:32:50] Yeah, yeah.
[02:32:55] Good to meet you, man.
[02:32:57] Alright, bro.
[02:32:58] Likewise.
[02:33:00] He's just a kid dude, hey hey, he's just a kid, hey.
[02:33:29] They ate them like chocolate?
[02:33:34] Can't be excited bro.
[02:33:39] Oh.
[02:33:41] They're jelly packs today.
[02:33:46] They're jelly packs. Keep ready.
[02:33:50] My friend.
[02:33:51] Your friend.
[02:33:52] Do you want a bag?
[02:33:54] I would love a bag.
[02:33:55] This one?
[02:33:56] One bag is cool.
[02:33:57] If they see it, they'll...
[02:33:58] Yeah, they can have it.
[02:33:59] 100!
[02:34:01] It's expensive, yeah.
[02:34:07] Oh, I'm okay.
[02:34:08] Thank you.
[02:34:14] I guess they're not asking.
[02:34:17] I think they're thinking we're skinned.
[02:34:18] There's only that enough.
[02:34:21] Ooooooh!
[02:34:27] Oh
[02:34:37] Right here sir. Welcome to the magic cards of mystery
[02:34:42] No, I'm exhausted. All right. What's your name Jason Jason and
[02:34:47] Richard nice to meet you. Just the tip top. Yeah, because I want to be viral
[02:34:51] Great to be by you, sir.
[02:34:53] Thanks.
[02:34:54] I want to follow you to it at the end.
[02:34:56] Okay, I got you.
[02:34:57] Where are you from?
[02:34:58] I'm from Orly, Texas.
[02:35:00] Welcome to where we meet New York.
[02:35:03] Pack of cards.
[02:35:04] They're all different.
[02:35:05] All different.
[02:35:06] Get a nice tight shot of that.
[02:35:08] Tell me when to stop, Jason.
[02:35:10] Any time.
[02:35:11] Stop.
[02:35:12] Take the card.
[02:35:13] Show it to the camera.
[02:35:14] Okay.
[02:35:15] Put it back.
[02:35:16] All the other cards go on top.
[02:35:19] Jason, give it a tap.
[02:35:22] You did it. And you did it well.
[02:35:24] Thank you. I appreciate that.
[02:35:26] Camera right here. Jason, turn that card over.
[02:35:30] Clova, three of Clova, how?
[02:35:33] Is that yours?
[02:35:34] Yes, how did you do that?
[02:35:35] I mean, when I'm done, you did it. I didn't do anything.
[02:35:38] Watch. We're going to mix it up, Jason.
[02:35:40] We'll mix it up, we'll mix it up.
[02:35:42] How did you do that?
[02:35:43] You're going to find it again, Jason.
[02:35:45] That's it.
[02:35:47] Cut a bunch of cards off. Any amounts. You did it again, Jason.
[02:35:53] How?
[02:35:55] That's crazy. You can show the next one. Jason, here's another one. Watch. We'll mix it, we'll mix it, we'll mix it.
[02:36:03] Tell me a number from one to ten. A number from one to ten.
[02:36:06] Six.
[02:36:07] Six. One chance to change it, it's your choice.
[02:36:11] So I can change it in my mode?
[02:36:12] Well, tell me how fast.
[02:36:14] Okay.
[02:36:15] Uh, six diamonds.
[02:36:18] Well, no, not a card. Just a number from one to five.
[02:36:21] Oh, okay. Seven, seven.
[02:36:23] Final choice.
[02:36:25] Let's count to the seventh card, Jason. Count with me.
[02:36:27] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
[02:36:34] Seventh card. First of all, two things.
[02:36:37] Thank you for not doing the six, seven thing.
[02:36:39] I'm going to go to ask the other one.
[02:36:41] And if you said eight, it would have been this.
[02:36:43] If you said one less, Jason, it would have been the king.
[02:36:46] You said card seven, turn it over, Jason.
[02:36:48] No, no, no.
[02:36:55] Jason, come back.
[02:36:59] We'll take you a three.
[02:37:01] We'll place it here.
[02:37:02] This is the grand finale.
[02:37:04] Watch this.
[02:37:05] Give it a hit.
[02:37:07] I felt the power and I felt the force of Jason.
[02:37:13] When you hit it, oh, it's a little bit harder, Jason.
[02:37:17] Oh, you messed up.
[02:37:18] Oh, you messed up.
[02:37:19] Of course.
[02:37:20] But don't tell anybody.
[02:37:21] Just the world.
[02:37:23] You did it now.
[02:37:24] Look, you hit it right out of the pack.
[02:37:28] Tell me if you see it.
[02:37:30] You don't see it.
[02:37:31] That's because you made a perfect pose.
[02:37:36] Isn't that crazy?
[02:37:37] Wait.
[02:37:39] I'm not.
[02:37:41] Hello.
[02:37:42] Want us to do one more?
[02:37:46] That's called the Sengali death. We actually have one left, but we also have it in the kits.
[02:37:52] The magic.
[02:37:53] The magic is a lot of fun.
[02:37:54] A lot of fun.
[02:37:55] Are you saying if I buy this I can do the same thing?
[02:37:57] I promise you. You can do the same thing.
[02:38:00] Because it comes with video, it comes with written instructions.
[02:38:03] Last time a magician never tells how to do his magic.
[02:38:07] 25 bucks
[02:38:20] Okay, well, okay, well I'm gonna look around by some more toys and I must be back. Thank you
[02:38:31] Alright man
[02:38:37] Tiktok slash lacy lacy everywhere
[02:38:43] Lacy
[02:38:46] La see why I don't know how to operate
[02:39:00] Lacy
[02:39:03] All right, all right, sir
[02:39:07] Can you get a quick thing?
[02:39:18] Alright man, have a good one.
[02:39:24] It's going dude, come on, jellycats, LJs.
[02:39:27] I got to set it on the ground brother
[02:39:34] Why I said I had ego, what I do?
[02:39:37] I literally didn't do anything
[02:39:41] Did I ignore someone?
[02:39:43] No, I wouldn't say
[02:39:44] You get a dirty phone for that
[02:39:50] You're talking about a brother?
[02:39:52] One of the senior tiktok who's Dave one person shout it's a bro try to sell
[02:40:02] Yeah, I got you bro. You know what's the movement New York on a Sunday like
[02:40:08] Oh my god K-Town brother everybody say K-Town
[02:40:13] Soho, what's it? Soho?
[02:40:25] K-town every day yo Chad, do I re-hit K-town today?
[02:40:30] Yeah, well, of course you're with it. Hi, man
[02:40:35] Hi, bro
[02:40:39] Of course John is down to go to K-town
[02:40:43] Which has there a Chinatown here
[02:40:55] There is but how lit is Chinatown like K-Town
[02:40:59] K-Town can get lit when Chinatown like does Chinatown get lit or not
[02:41:05] Pastry's better. Yo, bro. How you doing?
[02:41:09] Yeah, yeah, let's do it
[02:41:13] What do you mean, she ran away?
[02:41:18] Alright, let's see.
[02:41:25] It's time to Shweemsnipe Sinna.
[02:41:31] Let's look at where Sinna's at.
[02:41:33] I'm definitely not looking at her location right now.
[02:41:36] Yeah, she chared to me yesterday.
[02:41:38] 40 fucking minutes!
[02:41:45] Yeah, yeah, I guess.
[02:41:50] Can you photo? Can you photo?
[02:41:52] Yeah.
[02:41:54] Prize.
[02:41:56] You gonna ask me?
[02:41:57] Yeah, can you take the photo?
[02:41:58] Yeah, I got you.
[02:42:01] One, one, one, two, three.
[02:42:04] Yeah, I can get it.
[02:42:35] night or do I go to k-town for for the second time if I or both both we end
[02:42:46] by in the night in k-town bro in k-town at 5 30 p.m. okay wait yo 60 60 can we make
[02:42:56] Uh, alright, 60, are you watching right now?
[02:43:01] Go to Seatown?
[02:43:05] 60, can we make a bingo card right now?
[02:43:10] Lost in New York. I got drafted before Wendell, before you.
[02:43:15] No fandom, bro, I'ma be honest.
[02:43:17] You know, be fucking with me.
[02:43:26] You know, Fanta, bro, to be honest, there's gonna be a liability on that field, bro.
[02:43:31] I don't know how you got drafted before.
[02:43:36] That's a bitch. That's an old car. That's like $300,000.
[02:43:39] That shit was sexy. I can't even lie to you.
[02:43:45] We're in the same team? Not a fact.
[02:43:47] You want to do Lost in K-Town?
[02:43:50] Brother.
[02:43:51] Oh, my fucking god.
[02:43:52] Dude, chat.
[02:43:53] It is 5 30 p.m.
[02:43:58] 60 make up make up make a big oh shit or some shit bro. Alright make it make a big oh shit
[02:44:04] Make a tick tock with a random person
[02:44:12] Well, what should be on this big oh shit
[02:44:17] What up, bro
[02:44:19] What the fuck?
[02:44:22] Yeah, I'll take it bro. Thank you. All right. Thank
[02:44:27] tongue tongue so hard
[02:44:30] well
[02:44:32] Tungtung so hard
[02:44:35] That's insane
[02:44:40] Go to fleshing
[02:44:42] I
[02:44:45] Listen triple cheese go to Cina
[02:44:48] Jack's it is a 40 minute fucking drop. All right
[02:44:53] Do y'all do y'all actually want me to go to sinners because I'll be real girl
[02:44:58] I'm I'm just gonna sit there in the car for 40 minutes, and I don't even know what I'm gonna do
[02:45:04] I feel like I
[02:45:07] I bet I bet
[02:45:09] Go to Chinatown
[02:45:11] We don't know
[02:45:12] He's going for some shit
[02:45:13] I've been to Chinatown
[02:45:14] It's lowkey dead in Chinatown
[02:45:15] So that's only one option?
[02:45:17] Yeah
[02:45:17] Are you dead or actually dead?
[02:45:18] Bro, what?
[02:45:19] It's cat time or actually dead in Chinatown
[02:45:21] It's cat time or actually dead in Chinatown
[02:45:22] There is no way
[02:45:24] Y'all want to picture?
[02:45:25] Yeah, I didn't get any
[02:45:26] I don't know
[02:45:28] I got you, I got you, I got you
[02:45:29] Yeah, you want to go to Chinatown
[02:45:31] Yeah, you want to go to Chinatown
[02:45:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:45:39] Oh
[02:45:43] Yeah
[02:45:51] So ho do some shopping last time I went shopping. I
[02:46:01] I already went shopping yesterday
[02:46:04] Go to K-town bingo cinema. What up, bro?
[02:46:09] Yo, how you doing?
[02:46:11] Safe job, bro.
[02:46:12] Looking fresh, bro.
[02:46:13] Safe job.
[02:46:14] Safe job.
[02:46:15] Go in a helicopter.
[02:46:17] I'm saying go in a helicopter.
[02:46:19] Fuck, bro.
[02:46:20] There's got to be somebody in New York I can link up with right now.
[02:46:24] Chat.
[02:46:25] There's got to be.
[02:46:28] Do street interviews.
[02:46:30] Madi?
[02:46:31] I'm going to text Madi.
[02:46:33] What's that?
[02:46:40] Bro say anything.
[02:46:49] That ring is in Atlanta, I think.
[02:46:56] SUNY LEA.
[02:46:57] How about this, bro?
[02:46:58] How about this?
[02:47:00] All right, how about this bro? How about I make an actual friend, bro?
[02:47:06] So actually this is just starting you like YouTube like I don't want to serve you in this door too much
[02:47:10] No, you're good, bro. I started YouTube like two months ago
[02:47:13] And you know I want to start really getting into it this year
[02:47:16] And I just want to know what's like a tip you got for me like keep going
[02:47:19] I mean, you know keep on through with this and try to get me like some type of success. Okay, so wait
[02:47:25] You want to you want to do you too?
[02:47:29] I started back in February, I got too close right now, but I'm close to four videos.
[02:47:33] Okay.
[02:47:34] And it was like something that you got for me, right?
[02:47:37] Well, I started YouTube.
[02:47:39] I started off TikTok.
[02:47:40] You can answer YouTube a little bit, right?
[02:47:42] I know you do YouTube content a little bit.
[02:47:44] Do you have your own editor?
[02:47:45] I do.
[02:47:46] Shout out to Sickie.
[02:47:47] Shout out to Sickie.
[02:47:48] What's it called, bro?
[02:47:49] How about this, man?
[02:47:50] Would you go to school?
[02:47:51] Yeah, I go to school right now.
[02:47:52] I actually don't even live in Manhattan.
[02:47:53] I live before that.
[02:47:54] Actually, I don't even live in Manhattan before that.
[02:47:56] I actually try to represent my bro, Stan Island,
[02:47:59] which nobody really, you know, nobody from San...
[02:48:01] Nobody gives Stan Island bread.
[02:48:03] You don't give Stan Island bread.
[02:48:04] I can tell you.
[02:48:05] Nobody gives Stan Island bread.
[02:48:06] But you know, I'm trying to give it some representation
[02:48:09] for the future.
[02:48:10] I got you.
[02:48:11] You know, I feel that, bro.
[02:48:12] Listen, the post on TikTok short film content,
[02:48:17] oh, that's all kids are doing nowadays,
[02:48:19] the short film content.
[02:48:20] All right, so post on TikTok,
[02:48:22] Pressroom on YouTube, get assisted, and you should be posting more to me.
[02:48:26] It's okay, my mission right now.
[02:48:28] I don't know, I don't know.
[02:48:30] You know what's love, bro?
[02:48:32] Alright, bro.
[02:48:34] Holy!
[02:48:36] Okay, listen.
[02:48:38] There's a lot of y'all.
[02:48:40] How about it for me?
[02:48:42] Where did you start it, bro?
[02:48:44] Wait a minute.
[02:48:46] Yo, yo, yo, what is it?
[02:48:48] Please, please, niños.
[02:48:50] Okay.
[02:48:52] where are y'all from?
[02:48:54] From Mexico!
[02:48:56] Mexico!
[02:48:58] Mexico!
[02:49:00] Mexico!
[02:49:02] Hey nice to meet you bro, nice to meet you
[02:49:04] I want to go to Mexico
[02:49:06] You know my name bro?
[02:49:08] What's my name?
[02:49:10] I've got you bro,
[02:49:12] you the best
[02:49:14] You the best
[02:49:16] Oh my god
[02:49:18] I got my picture bro
[02:49:20] You're the best. Hey, I gotta go, y'all. I gotta go.
[02:49:26] That's me. That's me.
[02:49:31] Ooh, my fucking car!
[02:49:34] I saw you bossing. I'll double that right now.
[02:49:38] I'll buy the same thing. I'll buy two of those, whatever.
[02:49:41] Go to F.A.O. Shorts.
[02:49:43] Why not? I got some money and I'm bored. I've been here since five o'clock.
[02:49:46] No, I don't get it. I do that, bro.
[02:49:48] Huh? You don't get it. I do that, bro.
[02:49:49] I know I don't have to but I want to do it then I just have to I don't really need
[02:49:53] more you can find another girl or something like that
[02:49:56] nah I'm not that time a bro I'm not that time a bro but I appreciate that though
[02:50:00] nah but I just want to say to the chat you're loved if you don't show up for
[02:50:05] yourself nobody else would if you don't believe in yourself nobody else
[02:50:08] would that's what some drunk guy at the bar told me the other day and word
[02:50:13] You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, what's your name? Korpsky. Korpsky.
[02:50:19] Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you just promo now?
[02:50:21] Hey, hey, love bro. How we going?
[02:50:25] What's up?
[02:50:28] A mentor?
[02:50:30] Oh
[02:50:32] What's up?
[02:50:34] What's your name?
[02:50:35] That's Big Clova.
[02:50:37] That's Big Clova.
[02:51:08] Oh y'all trying to go but then y'all gotta stop by the door
[02:51:20] Say what law he oh my god, bro, let's fuck that man
[02:51:38] Hey, you know what, bro?
[02:51:40] This is so nice of you.
[02:51:42] I'll give you time to talk.
[02:51:43] Yeah, you gotcha.
[02:51:44] I mean, like...
[02:51:45] I'll give you 500 million.
[02:51:46] Yo, 500 million.
[02:51:48] Yo, safety, bro.
[02:51:49] It's so nice of you.
[02:51:50] Alright, bro.
[02:51:51] I'll fill you up.
[02:51:52] Come on, run!
[02:51:53] I got you, bro.
[02:51:54] Should I chase it?
[02:52:08] Alright, so, so, 60 just made, 60 just made a bingo.
[02:52:13] Make a TikTok, friend of stranger?
[02:52:17] TikTok in Times Square?
[02:52:18] Yo, I'm not gonna lie, 60, you said K-Town,
[02:52:22] you said K-Town bingo.
[02:52:25] I'm going to K-Town right now.
[02:52:28] You said Times Square?
[02:52:31] What the fuck?
[02:52:32] Hey, why bro?
[02:52:38] He's not even talking bro, like the windows up bro, like I can't hear you.
[02:52:55] What the fuck, what the...
[02:53:05] Yeah, I do.
[02:53:07] Right here.
[02:53:21] Chad, do I reroute to Times Square?
[02:53:25] Arky Homies, not that ass, though.
[02:53:29] What if I could say it?
[02:53:34] No, they watched H-Town.
[02:53:36] Dude, it is 5.44.
[02:53:38] Okay, wait, chat.
[02:53:40] I have to have friends in New York.
[02:53:43] I have to have friends in New York.
[02:53:47] Someone has to be able to pop out, bro.
[02:53:49] I have to, bro.
[02:53:52] Is there someone in my phone that I know choice in Linda or didn't you always get blackball
[02:54:03] by Arkey?
[02:54:05] Kay?
[02:54:06] Oh my goodness.
[02:54:09] Come see an interesting ass names.
[02:54:17] Kay?
[02:54:18] K? Hold on, bro. Let me call K-3rd, cuz she was actually mad cool.
[02:54:27] Dude, no way, right? No way she picks up.
[02:54:38] No, she's probably working, bro, or she probably just forgot me.
[02:54:53] Just do say, just do say she will, brother.
[02:55:01] She fuck with a real boss right now.
[02:55:03] Hey, the blue buff.
[02:55:05] Yo, get that guy on my chat, man.
[02:55:08] I'm a ringer gamer because she was like mad cool.
[02:55:28] Wait Ray's here?
[02:55:29] Is he actually?
[02:55:30] Is he gonna show up?
[02:55:31] Where's Ray?
[02:55:32] Where's Ray?
[02:55:36] He's not here.
[02:55:39] Wait, he's free here?
[02:55:41] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro. She, she, she love you though.
[02:55:49] No?
[02:55:50] That's cute.
[02:55:51] You could make a friend? That's why I'm going to K-Town. I'm gonna be honest.
[02:55:54] I'm about to make a friend group in K-Town. Chat. Alright.
[02:55:58] It's gotta be organic. It's gotta be natural. They can't know me because if they know I mean they they might be able to know me
[02:56:05] But they gotta be like it's gotta be organic. You know, I mean not on some orange shit where where
[02:56:12] You know, I mean, it's weird
[02:56:16] Your JTW bro, nice we had a lot of fucking hwappos in this chapter
[02:56:21] You didn't see here?
[02:56:24] Wait chat, friend group that doesn't know me chat?
[02:56:28] Do I get a friend group that doesn't know me?
[02:56:30] Because honestly bro, I think I've done that before and I had a great experience with meeting
[02:56:36] new people.
[02:56:37] Yes?
[02:56:38] Okay, we can do that.
[02:56:40] So let me say listen to me.
[02:56:42] Called deny?
[02:56:43] Actually vayne that guy from my chat.
[02:56:48] If you have a big ass giant camera following you, they're gonna try to know you.
[02:56:51] I mean honestly, yeah, chat.
[02:56:53] This is the method, bro.
[02:56:55] Uh, especially in New York, if you have a big camera following you, you don't even need to be a big streamer, or any camera at all, bro.
[02:57:03] It could be a G7X.
[02:57:05] Bro, people just gravitate towards you because people just love being on camera and like shouting at a camera.
[02:57:12] Who else who else?
[02:57:21] Fuck bro, I bet I've got no friends out here. I hit up everybody that I could
[02:57:28] Marty said that he gets it into New York 730
[02:57:33] Everybody
[02:57:37] Shams
[02:57:42] I
[02:57:45] Sham NYC has he been going live or is he's like on his weight loss shit still
[02:57:54] We got to make something cook today, bro, I'll be honest today was a very spontaneous boot up nothing planned
[02:58:02] Because I just stayed till Monday cuz they back Monday
[02:58:09] But if I'm a new york, bro, that's what
[02:58:12] We're booing up every day, bro
[02:58:16] Something will shake today. We're in New York something will shake today
[02:58:33] If you will it's we do way cooler shit if you go outside of K-town
[02:58:37] yeah yeah I'm gonna make I'm gonna get a friend group first and then I'm gonna
[02:58:41] go outside of K-Town. Trust.
[02:58:47] Look at Bingo. Make a tic-tac, be friend of Stringer. Visit a rooftop bar. Push up
[02:58:54] fade a stranger. Give the production team a raise. Use public transit. Get Nana's
[02:59:00] green tea. John reveal who his best friend is. Pizza review.
[02:59:06] Oh, hell no, I'm not doing that.
[02:59:08] Ha ha ha.
[02:59:09] Hell no, it's got that shit off already.
[02:59:12] What a fucking bingo list.
[02:59:14] Jeez.
[02:59:16] Jeez.
[02:59:18] Jeez, dude.
[02:59:24] You guys got to finish the bingo?
[02:59:27] We got to do a full board?
[02:59:30] Got to add.
[02:59:36] I
[02:59:41] Wait chat you think that way you think the subway would work with the bit rate
[02:59:47] I'll be redundant in LA
[02:59:50] But that was that was like that
[02:59:52] I feel like a lot of shit underground
[02:59:55] We've cut it on service. That's the TV though, bro. That's what I'm saying
[03:00:01] It depends on what you're talking about
[03:00:06] no trains will come out why not because it's underground and like when the
[03:00:13] trains move it's like a lot of dead space but I don't know bro the bitrate
[03:00:17] machine might be might might work out go above ground there's trains above
[03:00:26] around like a bus yes I don't I don't know your return you know what do you
[03:00:40] mean some trains are in the air I've never seen a train in the air bro that's
[03:00:44] some like China China shit Chinese shit
[03:00:48] 161st Bronx for train okay we type that it's a Google one hundred sixty-four
[03:01:00] I need your system.
[03:01:02] First.
[03:01:04] That's 61st.
[03:01:06] Brox.
[03:01:08] That's when GG.
[03:01:10] Bro.
[03:01:12] My chat here is fucking Brox and says GG's.
[03:01:16] What's up with y'all?
[03:01:20] This just says 6.4 miles away.
[03:01:26] Take the 7th train.
[03:01:31] Seven train into Queens
[03:01:43] Okay, I don't know what that is seventh train. Okay, seventh train seventh train
[03:01:54] Flushing
[03:01:56] Oh, seven train is metaphor.
[03:02:11] Flushing is dope.
[03:02:14] Flushing queens to seven train.
[03:02:17] Okay seven train.
[03:02:19] Seven train.
[03:02:21] Seven train.
[03:02:24] That's 14 miles 14 minutes away. I'm gonna just write that down seven train
[03:02:39] Go to fleshing what's in fleshing all right bet I'm gonna go to
[03:02:48] Flushing is basically tight
[03:02:51] Okay, okay
[03:02:55] Food I bet I bet I'm gonna go k-time then I'm gonna seven trade and then I'm gonna go to fleshing and then yeah
[03:03:02] We should we should catch up a vibe outside
[03:03:05] Flushing is a whole different country
[03:03:11] What do we Asian?
[03:03:15] For kids on kids on
[03:03:21] We are five minutes away channel
[03:03:24] We got a bit of an itinerary though.
[03:03:27] Fleshy is so far from here.
[03:03:30] Love is too far, then fuck that.
[03:03:33] Ring ring!
[03:03:41] One time it's Mayback Monday, tomorrow Mayback Monday is 4 p.m. Eastern.
[03:03:47] Matter of fact, I'm a poster poster right now, bro.
[03:03:50] Why not?
[03:03:51] bro why do I open Twitter and I see a lacy tweet that says I've had enough I'm
[03:03:58] officially announcing that starting today I will be locking in I weigh 200 pounds
[03:04:03] and am a fat sack of shit by July 1st I will get down to 175 pounds and have
[03:04:10] visible muscle definition if I fail I will get five people who like this tweet
[03:04:15] a thousand nice bruh nice engagement form well I fucking hope you lose some
[03:04:22] fucking weight dudes on redda bro if you're on redda and you're a you plateau
[03:04:28] bro I'm not on the line man you deserve the dog
[03:04:45] Is that not the fifth tweet?
[03:04:53] Yes bro, that is the hundredth tweet.
[03:04:57] Reddit and Gains wait.
[03:04:59] Is hot after my bat year?
[03:05:05] You scared of the flasty, woo Brooklyn canarsie.
[03:05:10] SOGEmo
[03:05:12] I'm uh
[03:05:19] Get him out of the fucking chat
[03:05:30] Alright chat we are four minutes away FaceTime's when we leave, okay
[03:05:36] What do you do with hot sisters?
[03:05:38] I do a stream with Evelyn
[03:05:44] When you go back LA I'm me I'm me out. I see I'm home sick
[03:05:57] I miss LA from this home
[03:06:00] But right after New York we go to Miami. Okay, but honestly like when I enter a new map
[03:06:06] I get a boost to energy
[03:06:08] Like when I first entered New York high man height after the first day boom
[03:06:12] Man, I'm impressed
[03:06:14] Once I enter Miami new map all the guys are there first day raise second day OCS
[03:06:20] Vibes are fucking high Vibes are back
[03:06:24] You've been wait two days for my home sick. Oh
[03:06:28] Like I just I'm a homeboy, but I don't like traveling anymore chat. Oh, yeah
[03:06:34] I'll I'll travel though
[03:06:38] Collaborate the OF guy Lil D. He got a big dick. It stayed in New York
[03:06:44] I'm not gonna lie. I know Lil D. You know, lookie
[03:06:49] Bro, that's bad
[03:07:04] He's low key a goat you good, bro. I mean
[03:07:28] How's it therapy said oh my god, I missed my therapy session
[03:07:34] My second session I missed it.
[03:07:39] You just been online?
[03:07:41] Yeah.
[03:07:46] Okay, okay.
[03:07:48] Let's get out of here.
[03:07:50] Oh, this is okay. Thank you.
[03:07:52] You're welcome.
[03:07:54] Oh, shit.
[03:08:03] Saraje!
[03:08:05] Is this K-Town?
[03:08:07] Yeah.
[03:08:09] Oh, okay.
[03:08:14] You're a capitalist?
[03:08:16] Well, what are you talking about?
[03:08:19] Okay, I'll schedule another one. It's fun.
[03:08:24] All right, let's see if we can make some friends man. Now, how should my approach be? Do I just go in and like
[03:08:31] See someone's city alone and then go in and be like, yo, I'm new to New York
[03:08:36] I'm gonna be honest the new to New York method is unpatched. Can you show me around?
[03:08:41] Alright, we're on the street bro.
[03:08:55] Hey, y'all got fire fits on it.
[03:09:00] Okay, okay, what's going on?
[03:09:03] You're getting a little social?
[03:09:05] You must social anxiety. I have to wait for her to start complimenting me.
[03:09:12] K-Town is a little active.
[03:09:14] Oh, I forgot her box.
[03:09:19] Come on, hold on. This shit is bad. What is this?
[03:09:23] What's the word?
[03:09:25] D.
[03:09:29] Hey, man! K-Town or Chinatown?
[03:09:35] Yeah, y'all are fitty, bro. I like y'all's fits.
[03:09:38] I'm serious.
[03:09:40] I got y'all.
[03:09:42] Aw, man.
[03:09:44] Okay, who should I be first with, man?
[03:09:47] I gotta pick, man. I gotta pick my first car.
[03:09:51] He's lucky, man, bro.
[03:09:54] Look, it's just, oh, he's just laughing at me.
[03:09:57] I'm like, you know, I'm gonna go and they laugh at me.
[03:09:59] This is what I'm looking at. It's the way I look.
[03:10:01] Oh, man.
[03:10:03] what's up bro yeah got you
[03:10:18] got you man
[03:10:21] I got you I got you
[03:10:23] come on man let's get in here man
[03:10:25] wait what are y'all doing today
[03:10:27] Ah, just in a moment.
[03:10:29] Yeah, I'll be sure.
[03:10:30] Thank you, thank you.
[03:10:35] Look, can you just say cheese real quick?
[03:10:37] Cheese?
[03:10:38] Yeah, like, I can say cheese, you know?
[03:10:39] Okay, yeah.
[03:10:40] Thank you.
[03:10:41] That's it.
[03:10:42] Cheese.
[03:10:43] Thank you.
[03:10:44] I'll be sure to grab it.
[03:10:57] I
[03:11:09] Hi, bro
[03:11:14] What he's short, I thought of short that you're
[03:11:17] Yeah
[03:11:30] Yo, what's up boys?
[03:11:35] Yeah
[03:11:47] Hey, she's over here!
[03:11:49] That's food!
[03:11:50] No, I'm asking you.
[03:11:51] There's food.
[03:11:52] There's a movie here.
[03:11:54] No, not around here in this area.
[03:11:56] Okay.
[03:11:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:11:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:12:00] Oh, she made it.
[03:12:03] Alright.
[03:12:04] Thank you, bro.
[03:12:05] Bye, she made it.
[03:12:06] Alright, have a good one, y'all.
[03:12:07] Thank you.
[03:12:13] That is not reading, bro.
[03:12:14] Oh, shit.
[03:12:17] I'm gonna find a like like
[03:12:20] Friendly because you are you surround yourself, okay?
[03:12:28] Let's see here we are bro my favorite front fucking strip K town strip here again somehow some way
[03:12:36] I'm here, bro. Yeah
[03:12:39] There's this but I actually know this whole shirt by now, which is insane
[03:12:42] There's this boba spot where you can go in and smash people, city, having a good time.
[03:12:49] This is where I'm going to get my friends.
[03:12:51] Let's find out.
[03:12:53] We have a running.
[03:12:55] She's working today.
[03:12:57] Who?
[03:12:58] I said...
[03:12:59] Oh, your girl?
[03:13:00] No, not my girl.
[03:13:01] Your friend?
[03:13:02] Oh, yeah.
[03:13:03] What, you want to go visit her?
[03:13:04] Nah, nah.
[03:13:05] Nah, she ain't that one.
[03:13:06] Yeah, nah, she ain't that one.
[03:13:07] Nah, nah.
[03:13:08] Alright, how do I approach the world?
[03:13:11] Let me like yo
[03:13:15] Y'all look mad cool cannot own your friend group god damn bro. Oh, yeah, bro. I didn't have friends
[03:13:20] I think yeah for a good place. How do you just insert yourself into a friend group?
[03:13:32] Go to a nix game are you gonna buy me a fucking ticket or or what?
[03:13:42] Make one friend first
[03:13:46] You gotta have a yow bros like who is a cool
[03:13:52] So that looks like chill and and funny and cool and all the other aspect of a good friend
[03:14:06] Anybody want to be my friend
[03:14:12] That's it funny
[03:14:24] Fuck bro
[03:14:35] Did y'all just laugh at me? Oh, no fuck. Okay. Yeah, I got y'all
[03:14:41] Yeah, yeah, we still go for it.
[03:14:46] Hey, did I say you have to record me?
[03:14:51] Did I say you have to record me?
[03:14:54] I can't look just like you.
[03:14:59] Really? Wow.
[03:15:01] I didn't think you were gonna see me, Scott.
[03:15:03] Bro, that's Jason the fucking lean out.
[03:15:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:15:07] Have a good one, okay?
[03:15:08] Have fun.
[03:15:09] Alright, y'all.
[03:15:10] I'm glad we're here already.
[03:15:15] Alright, look, remember, okay, friend, you point, I shoot.
[03:15:20] Let's go.
[03:15:21] Alright, I'll shoot.
[03:15:26] There we go.
[03:15:27] First round looks like you don't point at it.
[03:15:29] You don't have to be a girl, though.
[03:15:31] I mean, I guess.
[03:15:32] Are you talking to me?
[03:15:33] Yeah, I got you, bro.
[03:15:34] Yeah, let's go.
[03:15:36] Oh yes.
[03:15:38] Oh, yes.
[03:15:40] Thank you.
[03:15:42] Okay, we're all right there.
[03:15:44] Go around.
[03:15:46] Huh?
[03:15:48] Hello.
[03:15:50] We got a one-time report.
[03:15:52] No.
[03:15:54] My phone?
[03:15:56] What's your phone?
[03:15:58] Okay, okay, okay.
[03:16:00] Wait, how real?
[03:16:02] 15.
[03:16:04] You need a dot.
[03:16:06] Oh, it is not?
[03:16:08] It's ETA.
[03:16:10] Whoa!
[03:16:14] What's up, bro?
[03:16:16] What camera is that?
[03:16:18] Oh, it is the FX.
[03:16:24] It's not a dab.
[03:16:26] It's a dab.
[03:16:28] It's not dab, bro. What do you mean?
[03:16:30] Oh, right here, Bob.
[03:16:32] Yeah, but he's a new friend or not.
[03:16:34] Oh, what the fuck?
[03:16:36] No!
[03:16:37] Is this Poletown or Front Town?
[03:16:39] Wait, let me just take a photo.
[03:16:41] You want to take a photo or you want to be on the front?
[03:16:43] You're right, bro.
[03:16:44] No photo.
[03:16:45] Oh shit, yo, that's crazy, though.
[03:16:48] That's crazy, yo.
[03:16:51] That's crazy, yo.
[03:16:53] Why do you hear the city?
[03:16:54] I'm just chillin', bro.
[03:16:56] Catchin' a vibe.
[03:16:57] You feel me?
[03:16:58] You also?
[03:17:29] I'm not gonna say it.
[03:17:31] Oh, don't move.
[03:17:32] Yeah, move, move.
[03:17:34] Woo, woo, woo!
[03:17:35] You're a crazy boy.
[03:17:36] Hey, man.
[03:17:37] Hey, can I talk to the chair, too, Cod?
[03:17:39] Yeah, you can.
[03:17:40] Yeah, yeah.
[03:17:41] You can.
[03:17:42] There you go.
[03:17:43] Love you.
[03:17:44] Love you.
[03:17:45] That's a lot of love, bro.
[03:17:47] Love you.
[03:17:48] Love you.
[03:17:49] Love you.
[03:17:50] Are you Jason?
[03:17:51] Yes, yes, yes.
[03:17:52] I brought you up, Murray, yesterday.
[03:17:53] I saw you.
[03:17:54] I'm Murray.
[03:17:55] I was my Murray.
[03:17:56] All right.
[03:17:57] Oh god I wasn't at Maru!
[03:17:59] Wait I'm going to be signing you at Maru!
[03:18:01] At Maru?
[03:18:02] I don't think you were there.
[03:18:04] Oh god I wasn't at Maru.
[03:18:06] I was at Dead.
[03:18:07] No, I wasn't at Maru.
[03:18:13] Are you being real?
[03:18:15] Yeah, I was not at Maru.
[03:18:17] I was at Maru.
[03:18:20] What? Did you say hi?
[03:18:22] No, I'm not.
[03:18:23] You were at Mission.
[03:18:24] You were at Mission.
[03:18:25] You were at Mission.
[03:18:26] I was I did last night Saturday night. Yes last night
[03:18:35] Wait, how do you
[03:18:38] New friends y'all I'm trying to hang out with you. I got any friends any friend group
[03:18:47] Yeah, yeah, I got hella jelly cats my friend of mine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we ready where are you from?
[03:18:53] I don't remember. I am from, I live in LA, but I'm from Harlem, Texas.
[03:18:57] Oh, that's fantastic!
[03:19:00] Yeah, yeah, wait, where are y'all from?
[03:19:03] California.
[03:19:04] We all went to high school together.
[03:19:06] We got at NYU now, and they actually put here just to see you.
[03:19:09] To see me.
[03:19:11] Why? Why?
[03:19:14] That's for your biggest fans.
[03:19:16] Okay, you remember, are you only a quiz then?
[03:19:20] Oh, the shirt!
[03:19:22] Okay, um, how many times I want a spelling bee?
[03:19:29] What?
[03:19:30] How many times I want a spelling bee?
[03:19:32] Spelling bee?
[03:19:33] Man, she don't even know, bro.
[03:19:35] Wait, should we have a spelling bee right now?
[03:19:37] No!
[03:19:38] I don't want to do the spelling bee right now.
[03:19:44] Well, karaoke.
[03:19:46] K-A-R-A-O-K-E.
[03:19:48] Oh my god bro.
[03:19:52] Alright so what are y'all plans for today?
[03:19:56] It's a sign name.
[03:19:58] What does that mean?
[03:20:00] Every night is a new year.
[03:20:02] That's what I heard at least.
[03:20:04] Why do y'all all have the same hair?
[03:20:06] I mean besides you.
[03:20:08] What?
[03:20:10] We have the same hair?
[03:20:12] No bro, no bro, no bro.
[03:20:14] You're tweeting with them.
[03:20:16] I thought you were blonde.
[03:20:18] Yeah, lookie changes.
[03:20:20] Um, okay.
[03:20:22] Were you at the area of Fawcett?
[03:20:24] Oh, what?
[03:20:26] The area of Fawcett.
[03:20:28] The area of Fawcett?
[03:20:30] Have you been to the bay?
[03:20:32] No, no, no.
[03:20:34] Oh, you have to, no.
[03:20:36] I think I've been one time.
[03:20:38] What?
[03:20:40] I agree. I can't.
[03:20:42] I can squeeze.
[03:20:44] I don't know, it's two.
[03:20:46] It's a baby boy.
[03:20:48] No, no, no, no.
[03:20:50] All right, hey, well it's great meeting you all, man.
[03:20:52] Wait, can we get a photo with you?
[03:20:54] Yeah, thank you so much.
[03:20:56] I'm going to ask you a question.
[03:20:58] Are these your friends?
[03:21:00] No.
[03:21:02] I need to stop for voice.
[03:21:04] That's my voice right there.
[03:21:06] Yeah?
[03:21:08] Okay, can I quit my phone cost?
[03:21:10] Five percent.
[03:21:12] He's a hopper.
[03:21:13] I'm high.
[03:21:14] She's nice.
[03:21:15] No, y'all look good with this.
[03:21:18] Thank you so much, mom.
[03:21:20] You're welcome.
[03:21:21] Bye.
[03:21:22] Bye.
[03:21:23] Bye.
[03:21:24] Bye.
[03:21:25] Bye.
[03:21:26] Bye.
[03:21:27] Bye.
[03:21:28] Bye.
[03:21:29] Bye.
[03:21:30] Bye.
[03:21:31] Bye.
[03:21:32] Bye.
[03:21:33] Bye.
[03:21:34] Bye.
[03:21:35] Bye.
[03:21:36] Bye.
[03:21:37] Did you take a lot?
[03:21:44] He only took one.
[03:21:47] No, I took a lot.
[03:21:48] You're good. That's a lot of photos. That's good photos.
[03:21:51] Yeah, so wait. What are you doing after this?
[03:21:57] I don't know.
[03:22:06] Oh my god, I should try to set two people up.
[03:22:18] Oh my god, put that on the Figo 60, replace it with what the different production team
[03:22:24] will raise, I'd rather have fucked that with me.
[03:22:26] Or fuck it, show them my best friend.
[03:22:30] I think that's, you scared the shit out of me, it's fucking tough.
[03:22:34] No, fuck the ankle breaker, bro. Get a girl.
[03:22:36] I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
[03:22:39] Hey, you too, man. Hey, I must have been back.
[03:22:42] It's all a WG.
[03:22:44] I like that. I appreciate this job.
[03:22:45] Thank you, bro. Thank you.
[03:22:47] Bye, guys.
[03:22:52] Huh? Where am I going?
[03:22:54] Yeah, wherever the wind takes us.
[03:22:57] Okay.
[03:22:59] Just eat it.
[03:23:06] One, two, three.
[03:23:08] Two, three.
[03:23:10] One, two, three.
[03:23:13] One, two, three.
[03:23:18] Hey man, take care.
[03:23:20] You don't live here, do you?
[03:23:22] No.
[03:23:24] You left something.
[03:23:26] Alright, have a good day.
[03:23:28] I'll be right back with my friends right now.
[03:23:31] Okay, two friends.
[03:23:34] 18 plus.
[03:23:37] Y'all going home?
[03:23:40] Where are you guys going?
[03:23:42] We're going to...
[03:23:43] What?
[03:23:44] What's up, bro?
[03:23:45] What's up, dude?
[03:23:46] How you doing, man?
[03:23:47] Chilling, man.
[03:23:48] Can I get a picture?
[03:23:49] Yeah, a street picture.
[03:23:50] What's up, guys?
[03:23:51] I appreciate it, man.
[03:23:52] Stay safe, man.
[03:23:53] I joined the class.
[03:23:54] Thank you, man.
[03:23:55] Thank you.
[03:23:56] All right.
[03:23:57] I
[03:24:00] You said you want
[03:24:02] Let's shout out to bro
[03:24:06] What quick quick question
[03:24:10] Are y'all single not for me
[03:24:20] Interact with y'all my fucking loser god fuck
[03:24:27] He started screaming out and over there.
[03:24:29] Just get the fuck out of here.
[03:24:30] Now you go first.
[03:24:33] Nice meeting you, bro.
[03:24:33] Thank you.
[03:24:39] How do I do this?
[03:24:40] How do I do this?
[03:24:40] Two of us.
[03:24:41] Start a regular conversation.
[03:24:42] And then be like, oh, you single.
[03:24:44] OK.
[03:24:44] OK, OK, OK.
[03:24:46] But we need two.
[03:24:48] Two.
[03:24:49] I don't want my name.
[03:24:50] What's up, bro?
[03:24:51] Explain Ron's haircut.
[03:24:53] Oh, wait.
[03:24:53] I'm so sorry.
[03:24:53] Should we explain Ron's haircut?
[03:24:55] Why is his own?
[03:24:57] I'm not wrong man.
[03:24:59] I get a boob, I get one flick on the job.
[03:25:01] I appreciate it bro.
[03:25:03] You're so bad.
[03:25:05] I'm the boob.
[03:25:07] What the fuck are we doing?
[03:25:09] They're not 18.
[03:25:11] After you.
[03:25:13] Welcome, welcome.
[03:25:15] Fuck bro.
[03:25:17] Got me looking.
[03:25:19] I can't stop moving.
[03:25:21] I'm not going to stop moving.
[03:25:23] I'm not going to stop moving.
[03:25:25] quick question y'all
[03:25:35] now bro, slow down
[03:25:40] oh bro, in here
[03:25:41] did you see him?
[03:25:42] brother, yeah, I just saw you bro
[03:25:45] yo, you trying to eat some pizza?
[03:25:47] nah
[03:25:48] alright bro
[03:25:51] oh, somebody just passed gas
[03:26:24] over there we're gonna make them happy bro they both look single shit let's get
[03:26:29] this shit going bro let's make some people happy
[03:26:35] who want to go on a two-bed
[03:26:42] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I was gonna say I got two friends and
[03:26:49] they're looking for a cake
[03:26:54] I
[03:26:59] Sit up here
[03:27:04] Talk this challenge make it a three-minute. Oh, I don't know
[03:27:18] Oh
[03:27:24] So cute a bar bro!
[03:27:26] I'm sure they were having a good time.
[03:27:28] Thank you friends man!
[03:27:41] See you in the world now.
[03:27:43] Somewhere where it's going.
[03:27:54] You are a fucking creep, bro.
[03:27:59] I'm walking on the road, I'm gonna swallow this shit.
[03:28:01] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:28:04] Oh my god, bro.
[03:28:14] You're about to save my cat from that one tree.
[03:28:17] Probably shit it, man.
[03:28:19] You look bigger than you look, man.
[03:28:21] Wow, that's a good fucking guy right there. I'm just saying just saying
[03:28:36] Brutal are you got your I get push-up a oh
[03:28:41] We go to the streets in trying to act like
[03:28:48] I don't know why I caught you baby
[03:28:51] Oh
[03:29:06] Oh, I'm failing the homies
[03:29:09] Failing the homies, bro. They're sitting there alone playing fucking Clash Royale
[03:29:51] We're all cousins!
[03:29:52] Pick out three of them!
[03:29:53] Hey!
[03:29:54] How you doing?
[03:29:55] We got it!
[03:29:56] What do you want?
[03:29:57] Want me to do a street pic?
[03:29:58] Oh, the street pic?
[03:29:59] Thank you!
[03:30:00] We'll see you in a minute.
[03:30:01] Say hello, hello, hello.
[03:30:02] Sorry.
[03:30:03] Do you have a friend by chance?
[03:30:05] Me?
[03:30:06] Which one?
[03:30:07] Like a friend as a girl?
[03:30:08] Like, what do you want?
[03:30:09] Like, to shoot?
[03:30:10] What?
[03:30:11] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:30:12] Not for me.
[03:30:13] So I got two friends there.
[03:30:14] Lonely.
[03:30:15] These are?
[03:30:16] Yeah.
[03:30:17] I was wondering if you could help them out.
[03:30:20] No, you know me how are you? Okay? Yeah, are you here by yourself?
[03:30:28] Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Listen. You have a good day, okay?
[03:30:33] Your brother yeah
[03:30:44] Hey, I'll be honest about they're gonna have to sit there lonely
[03:30:50] I'm like I'm like all this fun for this room
[03:31:02] Thank y'all
[03:31:07] Hi, girl, what's what do we do? What's the game for you?
[03:31:12] I'm gonna ask somebody for a push-up fade. Let me ask somebody that looks strong as shit
[03:31:16] Got to feel this big old.
[03:31:23] Push her fade into two girlfriends that are hanging out.
[03:31:32] Where are we going?
[03:31:37] Hell yeah!
[03:31:38] Hello!
[03:31:39] How are you?
[03:31:40] Hello!
[03:31:41] I
[03:31:43] Don't friend they're waiting
[03:31:48] Just in the way oh
[03:31:50] Shit, what's up all your ex-facenakers not checking it with me man. Oh, yo
[03:31:55] I just gotta get a grip. This is my city. Hey, it's your city. You notice my fucking city Jason
[03:32:00] You should check in. So what's gonna happen?
[03:32:03] Yeah, give me my money. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. You owe me five hundred mark. I'm hundred
[03:32:07] Why don't me follow it? Hi. How you doing?
[03:32:09] You want a picture with me? I got you.
[03:32:11] I got a picture with you. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, come on.
[03:32:13] Yo, take the picture first.
[03:32:15] Take the picture first.
[03:32:17] No, no, wait.
[03:32:19] I'll take the picture for you.
[03:32:21] Come on.
[03:32:23] Yeah.
[03:32:25] Thank you so much.
[03:32:27] Thank you.
[03:32:29] Yeah, he's good.
[03:32:31] Yeah, he's good.
[03:32:33] Yo, you a asshole, bro.
[03:32:35] Oh, bro.
[03:32:37] Yo, that works pretty good.
[03:32:40] Yo, here's a little bit for a friend, bro.
[03:32:42] A friend?
[03:32:43] You need a friend?
[03:32:44] I need it. I need it.
[03:32:45] I need it.
[03:32:46] Here you go.
[03:32:50] Thank you so much.
[03:32:51] Can you give me a push-up fade? Let's be friends, bro.
[03:32:53] A push-up?
[03:32:54] Push-up fade.
[03:32:55] How many push-ups do you do?
[03:32:56] More than you.
[03:32:57] Can you give me a push-up fade? I'll trick you out.
[03:32:59] Okay, we'll go ahead and I'm going to the ground. You're going to run away.
[03:33:01] Oh, God. Oh, God, I'm doing a push-up fade.
[03:33:04] God G capital G OD
[03:33:08] No, it's won't be one bro. It's like if he say down go down if he say up go up right here
[03:33:13] In the middle right here right here. You were strong bro. You know that you was strong like this is good
[03:33:19] Oh, no, I went what if you win, bro, I'll treat you out. Say what a bro
[03:33:27] Why lie lie about this if you win you can have this I bet I bet
[03:33:34] The stakes are high more John
[03:33:39] I told you say don't record
[03:33:42] Ain't no a no excuse out here. You're short. Let's go
[03:33:49] Bob a
[03:33:51] You're not for a limit
[03:33:57] So when I say down you go down when I say up you go up at my pace ready down up down
[03:34:04] Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
[03:34:18] down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
[03:34:33] Down
[03:34:36] Up
[03:34:37] We forget the same idea
[03:34:38] Down
[03:34:39] Up
[03:34:40] Down
[03:34:41] Down
[03:34:42] Up
[03:34:43] Down
[03:34:44] Up
[03:34:45] Down
[03:34:46] Up
[03:34:47] Down
[03:34:48] Up
[03:34:49] Down
[03:34:50] Up
[03:34:51] Down
[03:34:54] Down
[03:34:55] Down
[03:34:56] She's next, dude
[03:34:59] Down
[03:35:01] Up
[03:35:02] Down
[03:35:03] up down up down up down up down up I need this
[03:35:19] it's over I need a chain
[03:35:33] No!
[03:35:33] I need that chain!
[03:35:35] No!
[03:35:35] Give me that chain, man!
[03:35:46] Jason, please. I will leave right now, Jason. Please.
[03:35:49] I will leave, I will leave right now, Jason.
[03:35:51] What?
[03:35:52] What?
[03:35:53] Oh, you know what I'm about to say?
[03:35:54] Oh, no.
[03:35:54] No way. You'll see.
[03:35:56] Wait got a question for y'all too if that's okay
[03:36:15] Damn wait got a question got two friends in there drinking boba to we all look single
[03:36:23] Y'all should get in there and meet my friends. Yes or no?
[03:36:28] No, no worries, no worries. Hey, it's good to see you again.
[03:36:30] You don't know shit.
[03:36:32] What are you talking about, man?
[03:36:34] I don't do that with my chain on.
[03:36:37] You can not be doing that.
[03:36:39] They should have... Hey, what's going?
[03:36:41] Hey, you fuck that up.
[03:36:42] I'm not on that, bro. I'm not on that.
[03:36:44] Sorry, man.
[03:36:45] Hey, bro. Good GGs, bro. That's love right there.
[03:36:48] GGs, bro.
[03:36:49] I forget that.
[03:36:50] I don't know what you're doing.
[03:36:52] What you doing?
[03:36:53] You good though.
[03:36:54] What you doing?
[03:36:55] You good man.
[03:36:56] You good.
[03:36:57] Don't think about it.
[03:36:58] Stop thinking.
[03:36:59] Stop thinking.
[03:37:00] Stop thinking.
[03:37:01] Just take your brain off for a little bit.
[03:37:03] I'm not.
[03:37:04] I'm not.
[03:37:05] Hell nah.
[03:37:06] Alright bro.
[03:37:07] How man.
[03:37:08] Hey bro what's your name?
[03:37:09] Kid Ozzie.
[03:37:10] Kid Ozzie?
[03:37:11] Yeah.
[03:37:12] That's a hug right here.
[03:37:13] Yeah bro I ain't got nothing.
[03:37:14] Not a lot of people can hate me in the push up face but you won't see how
[03:37:16] I'm gonna be here.
[03:37:17] I'm gonna be honest.
[03:37:18] Alright how loose are you?
[03:37:19] I got a nice pump.
[03:37:21] I got a crazy titties right now, I got it.
[03:37:23] Who wants you?
[03:37:25] What do you say?
[03:37:27] They tested a two brown for the guns.
[03:37:29] You know what? Because you went to the diamond gym.
[03:37:31] That's why I ain't get the upgrade.
[03:37:33] I ain't get that upgrade.
[03:37:35] You ain't got a hook out of me.
[03:37:37] Hey y'all.
[03:37:39] We're giving them a shot.
[03:37:41] We got all the type shit.
[03:37:43] We, us.
[03:37:45] Not just you.
[03:37:47] Yo, you're not gonna sign you bro
[03:38:02] All right, bro, wait, this is where you leave
[03:38:06] Oh
[03:38:17] Max let me in the hood. Fuck all your niggas bro.
[03:38:20] It is with A-bro. You put a bet? I am.
[03:38:23] Alright bro, shit.
[03:38:25] Thanks man.
[03:38:26] Are you wearing a full body face?
[03:38:28] Yeah.
[03:38:29] Dang!
[03:38:31] The day everyone...
[03:38:32] Now you're not left.
[03:38:33] Yeah, you got the name badge at every...
[03:38:37] You know, Jason, it's been an honor to meet you.
[03:38:39] I am the kid who has the older parents that you spoke to with YBG on your last therapy session.
[03:38:44] Oh, shit!
[03:38:45] Two months ago.
[03:38:46] Ever since that session, I've been streaming every single day for the past two months.
[03:38:51] Every single day.
[03:38:52] I just want to say thank you.
[03:38:54] You've been a huge inspiration to mine.
[03:38:56] It's been an honor to meet you.
[03:38:58] Thanks, man.
[03:38:59] Jenny Lee from bottom of my heart, I want to give you your flowers.
[03:39:01] You're young.
[03:39:02] You're about to start 22MA.
[03:39:04] Damn, man.
[03:39:06] You know, it's inspirational as somebody who's going through a similar thing that you went through.
[03:39:11] You've got to have older parents.
[03:39:13] I have older parents.
[03:39:15] Jenny, it's an honor to meet you.
[03:39:18] It's an honor to meet you.
[03:39:19] Thank you.
[03:39:20] Enjoy your trip in New York.
[03:39:22] Keep going, man.
[03:39:22] I will say, you've got to go to the Bronx.
[03:39:24] Go to the Bronx?
[03:39:25] You've got to go.
[03:39:25] Look, look.
[03:39:26] I know Chad.
[03:39:28] Go to the Bronx.
[03:39:29] Who's here from New York?
[03:39:30] Go to the Bronx.
[03:39:33] Go to the Bronx, man.
[03:39:34] Look, look.
[03:39:35] I'm not going to go to the Bronx.
[03:39:37] You live in the Bronx?
[03:39:38] I live in the Bronx, bro.
[03:39:39] You live in the Bronx.
[03:39:40] I'm not living in the Bronx.
[03:39:41] I can tell.
[03:39:42] Jason, I'm not going to lie.
[03:39:43] Everyone's saying, Gigi's in town right now.
[03:39:45] I can tell
[03:39:47] Don't go to South Bronx. I'm from the Bronx. I live in the Bronx
[03:39:57] You'll be fine tomorrow when you go do the Maybach
[03:40:06] All I would say don't go to South Bronx, okay, that's where you can go. Thank you
[03:40:15] You did I think this back
[03:40:20] I got you a gift this is from tracks and why see no
[03:40:45] Give my watch back, bro. I give it to you. Just give it to him. Yeah, it's mine now, bro
[03:40:51] I can't even tell the time
[03:40:54] What time is it?
[03:40:59] Missed
[03:41:01] I don't even know what time it is. I don't even know. I can't read it. I can't even read it
[03:41:08] I don't feel like great
[03:41:15] They come with a Louis bag or not?
[03:41:16] Man, this is for Canal Street too.
[03:41:18] I ain't gonna lie.
[03:41:19] This is all food.
[03:41:20] Full body Canal Street.
[03:41:21] I don't know.
[03:41:22] Who was that?
[03:41:23] I'm sorry, Jason.
[03:41:24] Can I get a picture of you?
[03:41:25] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[03:41:26] Street pic, street pic, street pic.
[03:41:28] Yeah, well, no, my voice.
[03:41:30] Oh, that's street pic, street pic.
[03:41:31] Because you know that everybody got it.
[03:41:32] Yeah, yeah.
[03:41:33] Thanks, man.
[03:41:34] You're welcome.
[03:41:35] Hey.
[03:41:36] All right.
[03:41:37] Well, I'm going to go check on my boys, man.
[03:41:38] Yeah, yeah.
[03:41:39] You go do that.
[03:41:40] Watch, change.
[03:41:41] No, no, no.
[03:41:42] We got a bag on.
[03:41:44] Bro, what type of times do you want?
[03:41:46] Wait, what about?
[03:41:47] I gave this to the Hitch, you and him.
[03:41:48] It's for the winiathorn.
[03:41:49] What about my watch?
[03:41:51] You gave this to me.
[03:41:52] My money?
[03:41:53] OK.
[03:41:53] I gave it to him, you gave it to you, bro.
[03:41:55] You gave this to me, and I won my bet.
[03:41:57] The clip is over, bro.
[03:41:58] You're no clip, bro.
[03:41:59] This is real life.
[03:42:00] There's no clip.
[03:42:01] I got the chain on me.
[03:42:02] There's no clip.
[03:42:03] I'm out, bro.
[03:42:03] I'm out, y'all.
[03:42:05] Y'all be going!
[03:42:06] Y'all be going!
[03:42:08] Come on.
[03:42:09] Out, bro.
[03:42:11] I'm going to check on my boys.
[03:42:13] Okay.
[03:42:17] Yes!
[03:42:19] Can I get a selfie?
[03:42:20] I got you.
[03:42:23] Okay, take it.
[03:42:28] Please hurry.
[03:42:28] Yeah, let's go to the police.
[03:42:30] We're not gonna take the bus.
[03:42:38] Alright, bro.
[03:42:39] Let's hold back.
[03:42:39] Oh my God.
[03:42:43] You sure you don't want to say hi to one of my homies?
[03:42:58] I can say hi.
[03:43:01] Hey guys.
[03:43:02] Hey guys.
[03:43:03] What's going on?
[03:43:04] I was just left over here.
[03:43:05] We just met on the stage.
[03:43:06] Yeah, yeah, it's my first time.
[03:43:07] You're about to meet some friends.
[03:43:08] Yeah, yeah, cool, bro.
[03:43:09] We're sitting right now, but, um, I'm not sure.
[03:43:10] cool but it's pretty right now but um
[03:43:13] we're trying to get a Wi-Fi connector but it's not working but it's not working
[03:43:16] we're trying to get to our hotspots but this is not working i don't know why
[03:43:19] is there Wi-Fi here though?
[03:43:20] um
[03:43:24] yeah we're trying to like get lots of things we're trying to get my shit done
[03:43:30] are they are they college students? yeah we're calling them
[03:43:32] where's my new?
[03:43:33] uh i'm gonna i'm gonna record this
[03:43:35] oh new jersey?
[03:43:38] oh what are you doing here?
[03:43:39] I live here. I'm on break. Yeah. Oh spring break
[03:43:58] So you're
[03:44:09] I saw you going on K-Zone.
[03:44:15] Come on, man.
[03:44:18] You just sold that shit.
[03:44:23] That's a three-year age gap.
[03:44:25] What do you mean?
[03:44:27] She's 21.
[03:44:29] I don't got a game though.
[03:44:31] You were doing good.
[03:44:34] You got to teach me.
[03:44:36] She's 21.
[03:44:37] She can't be 21 in the end, it's possible.
[03:44:39] I asked her, she's 21.
[03:44:41] She's 26.
[03:44:43] Oh!
[03:44:44] She ought to be older, it's not right.
[03:44:46] Oh, that's crazy, that's crazy.
[03:44:48] Damn, bro.
[03:44:49] Hey, listen, I'm gonna be honest, I've been out there
[03:44:51] in front of the first three of them.
[03:44:53] It's too bad, dude.
[03:44:54] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
[03:44:55] Now, that is a long deal, man.
[03:44:57] Everybody's squatted up, you know what I mean?
[03:44:59] Or three out of them.
[03:45:00] I think, yo, when night comes around,
[03:45:02] that's when it gets this.
[03:45:04] And y'all still gonna be bro, you were on the weather app, looking at Cupertino
[03:45:08] And you were like, scrolling on your laptop trying to spend you a night
[03:45:11] But you're not even looking
[03:45:12] That was his, that was his back
[03:45:14] That was my friend's face time here
[03:45:15] Cause I was like, I was like, I was like, you know, like, you wanna see?
[03:45:20] Yeah, let me see
[03:45:28] Yo, you wanna see something?
[03:45:31] What up man?
[03:45:34] yes freaking way man it's going on hey I'm trying to help your homie hit a girl
[03:45:41] but he got no game you know how he's going to date with him
[03:45:47] son son yo
[03:45:52] all right why does he do that? why does he do that?
[03:45:59] you know what bro I'll be back man trust and believe I'm gonna get y'all
[03:46:33] That's a long game?
[03:46:35] That's a long game?
[03:46:37] That's not my long game.
[03:46:39] That's game.
[03:46:41] Who friends on each other?
[03:46:45] I've known him for like five years.
[03:46:51] Who friends on who? First.
[03:46:53] You don't want to become best friends?
[03:46:55] No, don't be like that.
[03:46:57] We're like, yo, what you doing?
[03:46:59] I be like, who wants to be like, yo.
[03:47:01] Who got, who got, who got, who got, who got.
[03:47:03] Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't say that.
[03:47:04] I didn't see each other that way.
[03:47:05] Yeah.
[03:47:06] Why don't you take a screenshot right now, like, uh?
[03:47:07] Yeah.
[03:47:08] You guys should go and take a screenshot.
[03:47:08] I forgot to take a screenshot and let me know.
[03:47:10] But I tell her, I'm not gonna.
[03:47:11] Mother back and be like, yo, what's good?
[03:47:13] I'm just gonna see you right now.
[03:47:14] I was wrong, though.
[03:47:16] I can't, I can't, I can't.
[03:47:18] I'm not gonna.
[03:47:19] Yeah, I'm not gonna.
[03:47:20] Mother back and be like, okay, yeah.
[03:47:22] You can have that screenshot if you pull up on me
[03:47:24] right now on me, man, on myself.
[03:47:26] I'm telling her, pull up.
[03:47:27] I'm not doing this anymore.
[03:47:29] Yo, hold up bro. Take the screen shot.
[03:47:36] Are you good?
[03:47:39] Yo, hold up bro. Hold up K-Town.
[03:47:41] I like K-Town well. I appreciate it.
[03:47:54] She was there, you were at Den just now?
[03:47:55] I was at Den just now, yeah.
[03:47:56] Yeah, she was there. What was the story?
[03:47:58] Wait, was I in there with her?
[03:48:00] No, she was just there, she saw you.
[03:48:02] Hey, how old is she?
[03:48:03] She's 19, 19.
[03:48:06] How the fuck she getting in there?
[03:48:08] She's 21.
[03:48:10] Oh, man.
[03:48:11] Oh, man, she's 21 now.
[03:48:14] Okay, alright, yeah, I'll get back.
[03:48:17] I'm gonna spend back with the two men for y'all.
[03:48:21] How long do you know what I'm saying?
[03:48:23] Well, you gotta call them.
[03:48:24] Nah, I'm free all day.
[03:48:26] 20 minutes.
[03:48:28] Cause I also hit the gym, but like I'm like
[03:48:30] Fuck the gym, man.
[03:48:32] Fuck the gym.
[03:48:34] Bro, you got your whole life to hit the gym.
[03:48:36] Trust.
[03:48:38] I got you, bro. Just keep that in.
[03:48:40] Just keep that in.
[03:48:42] You know, we stay in school.
[03:48:44] I'll be back, man.
[03:48:46] See you, bro. See you in 20.
[03:48:50] Street pick, yeah.
[03:48:52] I'm pretty sure I'm going to need you to do it.
[03:48:59] His hands?
[03:49:01] The Washington ASAP?
[03:49:04] Chill, bro.
[03:49:06] I'm not going to touch my face.
[03:49:22] I love you.
[03:49:26] Bro, you want your chain back?
[03:49:30] Take your fucking chain back, man.
[03:49:31] Get him off the ground.
[03:49:33] Take your chain back.
[03:49:35] Can I get a pic with it?
[03:49:36] Yeah, go ahead.
[03:49:37] Thank you.
[03:49:38] What the fuck is this?
[03:49:39] Nothing there, bro.
[03:49:40] God, damn it.
[03:49:41] You're a real one, bro.
[03:49:42] Straight black.
[03:49:43] All right, bro.
[03:49:44] What you doing?
[03:49:45] Fine.
[03:49:46] This is my son, Jason Wayne.
[03:49:47] Fall him on all platforms.
[03:49:48] Please, bro.
[03:49:49] This is my son Jason Wayne, follow him on all platforms, please bro.
[03:49:52] He's the next one to get out bro, I'm telling you, I believe in him, I'm gonna invest in him bro.
[03:49:56] Hey, thank you bro.
[03:49:59] I'm good.
[03:50:13] I'm not in love.
[03:50:14] Where they be at? Where are the two?
[03:50:18] Two like, so Sunday night, girls are bored.
[03:50:22] They do a, but where do they do a what?
[03:50:26] B.C.D. Tofu House.
[03:50:29] Oh my goodness!
[03:50:36] Matta!
[03:50:38] Oh!
[03:50:40] Matta! Oh, where is that matta spot?
[03:50:44] Hey, can I tell y'all something? Y'all look amazing together now.
[03:50:53] Can I say something real quick? Y'all look incredible together now.
[03:50:58] Seriously, seriously. I've never seen a better match.
[03:51:09] What are we doing here?
[03:51:10] Nothing bro.
[03:51:11] Let's get the fuck out of here.
[03:51:14] Here's Macha bro, can you see me talking about you?
[03:51:24] Bro, we just entering and leaving, oh no, no, no, she's too packed, too packed, too packed,
[03:51:29] I just don't mind that side.
[03:51:32] Oh, shit bro.
[03:51:36] Quick question, do you know where the Macha spot is?
[03:51:39] In his shirt?
[03:51:40] Macha spot?
[03:51:41] She knows.
[03:51:42] As in like any like, you know, anything, there's a certain size in there, like that, that gallery, I suppose there's one of these groups of, and um...
[03:51:54] ADM's on the strip right here?
[03:51:55] Simpleton.
[03:51:56] Right, close right here?
[03:51:57] Yeah, on the strip, everything on the Simpleton, it's like a really great matchup.
[03:52:01] Got you, thank you so much.
[03:52:02] All right.
[03:52:03] Thank you.
[03:52:04] All right.
[03:52:05] I think they're talking about the spot.
[03:52:07] I think that's our mother spot we just went to no, but it's gotta be another boba spot right here. I'm pretty sure
[03:52:16] Bro
[03:52:18] Two girls board on their phones. Oh my god watch me target a quadrant. Yeah, you got a ball
[03:52:37] Oh my fuck, I just scraped my phone like shit.
[03:52:46] No case, bro.
[03:52:50] Nana's green tea is K-Town matcha.
[03:52:54] Oh my god, I cracked my phone, bro.
[03:53:01] Nana's tea? You see it, John or not?
[03:53:04] There's a mochi spot right there.
[03:53:07] Mochi.
[03:53:15] Oh my God!
[03:53:17] Yo, can we get a picture?
[03:53:19] Oh yeah, I got you a picture.
[03:53:26] What's up man? How are you doing?
[03:53:28] I'm doing great man.
[03:53:29] What are you all doing?
[03:53:30] What are you looking for?
[03:53:31] I'm looking for musamacha.
[03:53:33] Yeah, I hear this um, yeah, it's right here. Okay bet bet bet
[03:53:49] Okay, okay, I'ma get in there
[03:53:55] Oh
[03:54:03] What the fuck?
[03:54:05] Where's he?
[03:54:07] He's taking around this corner.
[03:54:09] Let's see how that...
[03:54:11] Awwww.
[03:54:13] What?
[03:54:15] Barbecue spot.
[03:54:17] What?
[03:54:19] Oh, you're saying there might be...
[03:54:21] No, no, no, no, no.
[03:54:23] Oh, barbecue? Yeah, bro.
[03:54:25] Thank you.
[03:54:27] You had me third wheeling in that barbecue spot the other night.
[03:54:29] Is that what you wanted me to say?
[03:54:31] Is that what you want me to say?
[03:54:32] No, no, no.
[03:54:33] You weren't there before.
[03:54:34] I was definitely there before.
[03:54:36] I'm not gonna lie to you that you didn't smile that hard at me.
[03:54:38] Yeah, I was smiling because...
[03:54:39] You fucking creep.
[03:54:40] I was like talking to you.
[03:54:42] What up, bro?
[03:54:43] Right down here.
[03:54:44] What up, bro?
[03:54:45] Right down here.
[03:54:46] What up, man?
[03:54:47] What's up, man?
[03:54:52] All right, bro.
[03:54:53] What up, man?
[03:54:55] Yeah.
[03:55:01] Hi, my boy.
[03:55:04] Oh, this place is good.
[03:55:06] I've been here before.
[03:55:09] Yeah, we've been here before.
[03:55:11] Wait, so we've both been here before?
[03:55:13] Oh, I think I like this one.
[03:55:26] So you want matcha?
[03:55:31] I
[03:55:41] Got I look weird
[03:55:51] I'm a order some much
[03:55:54] I didn't want to order much
[03:55:56] Just give some people matcha for free to dance.
[03:56:04] And...
[03:56:07] I'll have some matcha for some people.
[03:56:13] But say Jack can't pick it up.
[03:56:15] I'ma just get the matcha.
[03:56:21] There's no duals Jack.
[03:56:26] I'll get back to the holes in there in a minute.
[03:56:30] You know what? I'm gonna just buy matcha for people, girl.
[03:56:32] That's how I can make friends.
[03:56:33] Hello?
[03:56:35] Can I have two of your finest matchas, please?
[03:56:39] A latte, yes.
[03:56:43] Oh my god.
[03:56:44] I'm worthy of you with matcha lattes.
[03:56:50] Oh my god, bro.
[03:56:52] I'll do it all regular.
[03:56:57] Uh, uh, what'd you say?
[03:57:02] Iced.
[03:57:04] Where?
[03:57:07] Sorry, what?
[03:57:10] Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing.
[03:57:13] Okay bro, don't make it weird here.
[03:57:16] Alright, me on, weird way.
[03:57:18] Me in a friendly way, huh?
[03:57:20] Like let's let's make friends. I'm gonna have no make friends
[03:57:34] Get a little poop on the fishing boat. Yo, bro
[03:57:41] Oh sorry about that
[03:57:43] Oh, you saw her. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I made my own head. It's been a long day for me.
[03:57:53] Long day at work today. Busy today. Thank you very much.
[03:58:13] I can get two friends bro. Stop calling me a f***ing criminal because I'm trying to make
[03:58:39] It's time to melt.
[03:58:49] Wash your hands or no.
[03:58:51] Are you trying to fucking manage my life?
[03:58:54] I don't want to saddle you, I'm not going to saddle you.
[03:58:57] I don't want to wash my hands, I'm not going to wash my hands.
[03:58:59] If I don't want to change my underwear, I'm not going to change my underwear.
[03:59:03] I'm not trying to micromanage me.
[03:59:05] You fucking losers.
[03:59:09] Yeah, you're not using that shit as dry shampoo, hey, what?
[03:59:33] Oh
[03:59:41] This part doesn't work mark it's a little library
[03:59:49] 366 366
[03:59:56] Three more numbers, bro
[03:59:58] Ah, wait. Is that 366? Oh, I know. Ready.
[04:00:05] You give me that. You give me that. Uh, racially.
[04:00:12] Yeah, it doesn't show something.
[04:00:14] I broke it. I was actually wearing it every day.
[04:00:17] Listen to me. I want to give you something. Yeah, me too.
[04:00:19] Yeah, me too.
[04:00:20] We have a lot of them.
[04:00:24] Order 367 is ready for good health.
[04:00:28] Order 367 is ready for good health.
[04:00:32] Order 364 is ready for good health.
[04:00:36] Order 364 is ready for good health.
[04:00:40] Thank you.
[04:00:44] Thank you so much.
[04:00:48] So I can blow my nose, here we go.
[04:00:54] Program 368 is ready.
[04:00:57] Program 368 is ready.
[04:01:00] Should we step out?
[04:01:02] Sure.
[04:01:07] Thank you.
[04:01:09] We got fuel and something for John.
[04:01:11] Oh!
[04:01:13] Oh my gosh.
[04:01:15] I got some for Senna and Taino and the cameraman.
[04:01:17] Oh, okay, yeah.
[04:01:19] I got you a Pikachu.
[04:01:21] Woo! Thank you!
[04:01:23] So I got you this.
[04:01:25] Woo!
[04:01:27] Oh my God!
[04:01:29] And these are Mexican candies.
[04:01:31] Yeah, I love Mexican candies.
[04:01:33] I love Mexican candies.
[04:01:35] You know what they call me going up?
[04:01:37] Chino.
[04:01:39] Thank you!
[04:01:41] For me too? I'm going to eat this.
[04:01:43] And we got some for Senna and a little of the candy bags.
[04:01:46] OK, OK.
[04:01:47] I'll just grab it.
[04:01:48] I'll just grab the bags.
[04:01:49] Can I tell you which one is Senna's?
[04:01:51] Oh, yeah.
[04:01:51] And Tyler, tell me.
[04:01:53] So this one is for Senna.
[04:01:55] Oh, OK.
[04:01:56] You put it here, OK.
[04:01:58] This one is for Ty.
[04:02:00] And then the rest is for the cameraman.
[04:02:02] Yeah, so.
[04:02:04] OK.
[04:02:05] That's how candy is put up here.
[04:02:06] OK.
[04:02:07] Thank you.
[04:02:07] Thank you so much.
[04:02:08] They will love this.
[04:02:09] They will appreciate this.
[04:02:10] Yes, good guys.
[04:02:12] Yeah, so, we got that for you guys.
[04:02:14] Okay, thank you so much.
[04:02:15] Yeah, I should do it when I run into you guys.
[04:02:17] I appreciate you so much.
[04:02:19] Of course.
[04:02:20] Thank you so much.
[04:02:21] I appreciate you.
[04:02:22] No, you're welcome.
[04:02:23] Thank you.
[04:02:24] No, I love you too.
[04:02:25] Aw, I appreciate you.
[04:02:30] Alright.
[04:02:31] Yeah, yeah.
[04:02:35] One second.
[04:02:42] All right, man, it was nice to meet you again.
[04:02:50] Nice to meet y'all.
[04:02:51] All right, man, y'all, have a good day, okay?
[04:02:53] Take care.
[04:02:54] Be careful.
[04:02:55] Fuck, I got mad loot now, bro.
[04:02:57] Shit.
[04:02:58] Let me on you.
[04:02:59] I just throw all that shit in one bag.
[04:03:02] I didn't even mind about you.
[04:03:05] Oh, shit, man.
[04:03:07] I'm out of loot, bro.
[04:03:10] I love Mexican games, I'm gonna eat that.
[04:03:15] Just whatever you find trash, just look for it.
[04:03:20] What's up bro?
[04:03:22] What's up?
[04:03:23] Huh?
[04:03:24] There was a guy right here instead of next to me, like he was trying to get a kick right
[04:03:36] Oh man, all right, bro. Let me know it's back
[04:03:42] I'm going somewhere
[04:03:50] All right, bro to this one
[04:03:56] We take a job
[04:04:06] Oh, shit.
[04:04:08] I think we need more beer.
[04:04:10] All right, bro.
[04:04:12] Ah.
[04:04:14] Look at him.
[04:04:16] Ah.
[04:04:18] Holy shit.
[04:04:22] Hmm.
[04:04:23] H mark, bro.
[04:04:27] Do you like lawn also, something?
[04:04:29] Come on.
[04:04:30] All right.
[04:04:31] What's your question?
[04:04:36] How are y'all doing today?
[04:04:39] I don't know.
[04:04:41] Yeah, I guess so.
[04:04:44] Is that the way you approach?
[04:04:47] What do you mean, is that the way I approach?
[04:04:50] Yeah, I thought I would have complimented something, you know?
[04:04:56] I thought I would have complimented something, you know?
[04:04:59] So I don't have a compliment and then even through a conversation
[04:05:07] Complement that's a setting mean flirting is just complimenting. Oh my line. Let me explain my move
[04:05:17] Sorry
[04:05:19] I'm sorry.
[04:05:27] I lived to an old friend of mine.
[04:05:29] Wait, no, that's not true.
[04:05:31] I'm too much of a criminal.
[04:05:38] She don't seem like a fully iced-out cardier though.
[04:05:49] Thank you
[04:05:59] Yeah, man, look at restaurants and shit restaurants
[04:06:10] This is bad bro, they're like sitting there waiting for me and and
[04:06:19] I'm not delivering bro. I'm not delivering for the homies. I'm gonna be honest, bro
[04:06:24] I might just give them these matches
[04:06:28] Shit, how y'all doing y'all okay? I'm great. I'm great. Oh
[04:06:44] Everybody
[04:06:49] I mean, I'm a single woman.
[04:06:51] Quick question, y'all.
[04:06:52] Quick question, y'all.
[04:06:54] Would y'all like some matcha that I just bought?
[04:06:57] Can we open it?
[04:06:57] Can we not open it?
[04:06:59] Can we open it?
[04:07:00] No, I don't know.
[04:07:03] Sure.
[04:07:04] OK, one?
[04:07:05] Wait.
[04:07:05] OK, never mind.
[04:07:06] OK.
[04:07:07] Too big of a, I haven't got too big of a group, though.
[04:07:10] I don't know what they got.
[04:07:17] There's no twos, bro.
[04:07:18] Everybody run squads
[04:07:20] Well, I'm gonna just give them this much at this point brah. I'm the other guys. Yeah, I'm a band eating mission
[04:07:26] They don't want to take it. Oh, you wanna watch it? Yeah
[04:07:30] What do you need you know what you'll do? I know
[04:07:35] I'm a band eating mission chat. I
[04:07:39] Thought I could make something happy. I couldn't make anything happy
[04:07:43] It's all forced it I mean unless we could hit a buzzer beater right now excuse me y'all
[04:07:53] Excuse me man
[04:07:56] Like they're not the way we need to be here bro
[04:08:09] Why can't we dance for this in a picture with the camera?
[04:08:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[04:08:13] I told you, I told you
[04:08:17] Wait, wait, how?
[04:08:19] That's fucking crazy
[04:08:20] How old are you?
[04:08:22] 18? Okay listen, my homies, they are also 18. They would love, they're trying to meet
[04:08:31] new people that are new to the city. I was wondering if y'all are trying to meet them.
[04:08:35] Pull up, pull up, pull up!
[04:08:41] You got a dollar for us now?
[04:08:42] I got a dollar, bro.
[04:08:43] Why you broke ass don't got a dollar?
[04:08:44] You spent all your money on the main deck, yo?
[04:08:46] Come on, get your money up, not your money up.
[04:08:48] Jason, come on, yo.
[04:08:50] Set out stream.
[04:08:57] Two bucks, man.
[04:08:59] Come on, hold me right here.
[04:09:01] These are straws.
[04:09:02] Thank you.
[04:09:03] The boys, the boys.
[04:09:04] It's good.
[04:09:06] My friends right here.
[04:09:08] I think it's at Nades.
[04:09:09] I'm Bella, I'm Bella.
[04:09:10] And Leah.
[04:09:11] Leah?
[04:09:12] Zed.
[04:09:13] Zed, Sarah.
[04:09:15] Take a seat.
[04:09:17] I'm going to get you some mango shaved ice,
[04:09:20] and that's cool.
[04:09:24] Of course, bro, mango shaved ice.
[04:09:28] They are very, very, very sophisticated,
[04:09:31] as you can see by studying right now.
[04:09:34] I think Y'all can make some good friends.
[04:09:37] Check out the little boy over there.
[04:09:38] Wait, are you 18?
[04:09:39] Yes.
[04:09:50] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:09:53] Never mind, never mind.
[04:09:53] Y'all can keep the month though.
[04:09:55] Y'all can keep the month though.
[04:09:56] But my boys, they're like at the age of 18,
[04:09:59] I don't know what I mean.
[04:10:00] I just like to take a picture
[04:10:02] Yeah, picture, picture, picture, yeah, I got y'all
[04:10:04] I'll make that, no, no, no, that's yours, that's yours, that's yours
[04:10:12] Hey, but y'all can get the matches, but
[04:10:14] But, um, my homeboys
[04:10:16] Y'all are too young, that's, yeah
[04:10:18] Oh, okay, okay
[04:10:20] I believe you, but high schoolers
[04:10:22] It's crazy, you know
[04:10:24] It's a great guy, hey, but
[04:10:26] I hope y'all enjoy the matches
[04:10:28] Of course.
[04:10:32] God damn bro, what the whole mess you're for sure.
[04:10:35] Yeah, now I'll board this whole ship.
[04:10:36] They're still sitting there bro.
[04:10:37] I'm not gonna lie.
[04:10:38] I gotta get them out of here bro.
[04:10:43] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
[04:10:45] It's probably not best if y'all sit together.
[04:10:49] Yeah, that'd be a little weird.
[04:10:53] I hope you enjoy the lunch.
[04:10:56] I
[04:11:26] Yeah, he just gave it to you like that?
[04:11:30] Yeah, I think.
[04:11:33] That's crazy.
[04:11:37] Yeah, what you been up to, bro?
[04:11:40] I've been trying to help y'all, so...
[04:11:42] Well, I'm gonna be honest, man.
[04:11:44] I'm sorry.
[04:11:46] I'm very sorry.
[04:11:48] I can't read the chat, can I read the chat, man?
[04:11:51] I think you need two guys.
[04:11:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:11:55] Sometimes like you gotta do what you gotta do, you know?
[04:11:58] Sometimes like...
[04:12:05] You're not sure you don't want two guys?
[04:12:07] I can get two guys without like this.
[04:12:09] I can get two guys like that too, like...
[04:12:11] You can pull guys?
[04:12:14] I mean, like...
[04:12:15] I got a really good gay accent, like, I don't know, like, if you want to hear it.
[04:12:19] I mean, like, oh my god, hey, bitch, how we doing?
[04:12:23] I'm not so cute
[04:12:25] I'm a little bit girl
[04:12:27] I'm a little bit
[04:12:29] I'm not sure if I'm going to kiss my girlfriend
[04:12:31] I'm not sure if I'm going to kiss her
[04:12:33] Nah nah nah, I'm not on time right now
[04:12:35] Hey bro
[04:12:37] Hey
[04:12:39] Well
[04:12:41] Yeah, I'm a boarding mission, I'm sorry
[04:12:43] That's cool, that's cool
[04:12:45] You got that Angie girl, bro
[04:12:47] Oh, so you saw, yeah
[04:12:49] You saw my face, you saw my fucking mean you saw
[04:12:51] Wait, she's testing us now. That's my friend's girl though.
[04:12:54] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[04:12:56] Yeah, mom.
[04:12:57] Yeah, awesome.
[04:12:59] You know what, bro?
[04:13:00] I'm sorry.
[04:13:01] I'm sorry.
[04:13:03] All right, well...
[04:13:04] What's in my bag?
[04:13:06] Do you want anything else?
[04:13:07] Yeah.
[04:13:08] Wait, is this an ankle brick or do you want an ankle brick?
[04:13:10] Yeah, let me see.
[04:13:16] Hold on, bro.
[04:13:17] That's not bad. Yeah, low key you got his ass
[04:13:26] I mean
[04:13:29] He did slip but that's an ankle
[04:13:35] We 100% his leg is not on the foot. No, he's slipped for sure, but
[04:13:41] I'm a contact ankle breaker. I would tell everybody it's ankle break
[04:13:47] I mean, I would definitely cook you.
[04:13:50] I don't have a ball, but I would 100%, I would leave a percent hazard.
[04:13:58] I can ball, yo, 30 minutes.
[04:14:00] We can run it, bro. We can run the ones.
[04:14:02] I bet. I'm that ass.
[04:14:06] Let's get overruns, bro.
[04:14:10] Yo, in Chansam, Columbus Park, all my boys are there.
[04:14:14] Like 20 minutes on train.
[04:14:16] We out, we out, we out bro. Wait, we need to take in the trade?
[04:14:23] You lost the trade?
[04:14:24] I'm down bro, let's go.
[04:14:32] You could take a picture with my co-op and she'll be shy.
[04:14:35] Yeah.
[04:14:36] I don't know she wants to put up hey give me a phone
[04:14:47] you said rap bro?
[04:14:48] no no no
[04:14:49] alright
[04:14:50] alright
[04:14:51] alright
[04:14:52] alright
[04:14:53] alright
[04:14:54] alright
[04:14:55] alright
[04:14:56] alright
[04:14:57] alright
[04:14:58] alright
[04:14:59] alright
[04:15:00] alright
[04:15:01] alright
[04:15:03] alright
[04:15:04] Looks like we got hoop runs.
[04:15:11] Oh shit, okay.
[04:15:14] Yeah, I got you.
[04:15:21] Did you carry much of Oz by the way?
[04:15:23] God bless, man.
[04:15:24] I ain't mean nothing to you.
[04:15:26] Nah, you flex on my ass, man.
[04:15:28] He's a man though, he's a man.
[04:15:29] You're the man, man.
[04:15:30] They say you're a brother.
[04:15:31] You're just a...
[04:15:32] Yeah.
[04:15:33] Yeah
[04:15:37] I'm gonna come in like a hundred million
[04:15:42] Question, you know a tree see who in there Aaron a tree see Aaron treesie. You know, you know
[04:15:54] I bet I'm gonna take them out. All right, we hope it or what oh
[04:15:59] Y'all got the hooper bags
[04:16:01] So you have advantage our legs are dead. I like sir death. No, no, you've got a bandage. You're warmed up
[04:16:10] How far is it gonna be it's like on the train we go um
[04:16:14] It's like three four stops on the train like 1015 and then
[04:16:20] Yes on the ground fuck you don't take the bus
[04:16:23] Now bus are gonna take longer. No way Chad. Why take this train?
[04:16:27] Hey, we like to it might lag though
[04:16:30] Oh, you're right. It's not right. It's a good leg. Yeah, take the train. Oh, but I got I got the bit rate machine this time around
[04:16:47] You're the trains like we need a molo. Yeah, wait you say your boys are there
[04:16:53] Yeah
[04:16:55] You're fine.
[04:16:57] Test it.
[04:16:58] I'm fucking, I might try it, bro.
[04:16:59] You're gonna try it?
[04:17:00] Fucking, let's go.
[04:17:01] Let's just go.
[04:17:02] Chase it!
[04:17:03] What's up dude?
[04:17:04] I got that same fucking hoodie.
[04:17:06] I know.
[04:17:07] Go away.
[04:17:08] Oh my god.
[04:17:09] What are you doing?
[04:17:10] Let's just try it, bro.
[04:17:11] If it ends, then...
[04:17:13] Let's go back up.
[04:17:15] No, I'm popping off to the next stop.
[04:17:18] And I'm just gonna meet you there.
[04:17:22] there now now how much is for stuff though it's it's too nice three bucks
[04:17:32] like for the whole train long-term I like how many minutes 10-50
[04:17:38] wait is the train station right here on the train is 10 minutes from New
[04:17:43] Yeah, we're both from New York.
[04:17:45] I'm from the city.
[04:17:47] Are you from...
[04:17:49] Yeah, I'm from Sweden.
[04:17:51] Sweden?
[04:17:53] From all over Texas.
[04:17:57] My dad used to live in Texas for like 8 years.
[04:18:01] There was a chance I could live in Houston.
[04:18:05] If he didn't relocate to New York, I'd be in Houston.
[04:18:09] Now we have to train in 5 minutes and then we can have this on the train.
[04:18:14] Uber Uber uh...
[04:18:18] Let's go.
[04:18:19] Is that here?
[04:18:20] Yeah.
[04:18:21] We're going to Uber.
[04:18:22] Nah bro, I'm going to experience the train.
[04:18:24] It's done.
[04:18:25] Time to fold ready?
[04:18:27] And see if it lags.
[04:18:29] I'm talking a lot.
[04:18:30] What's the deal with the train in 5 minutes?
[04:18:32] Well, I got this rain start.
[04:18:34] There's no way.
[04:18:35] Oh my god, I forgot how bad it smells on the station.
[04:18:45] So, one time I went into a train and I boarded these stations and I saw homeless guy eating
[04:18:58] The Donald's is my ass naked.
[04:19:02] It was a crazy, crazy experience.
[04:19:28] Hey, huh?
[04:19:30] All my bags?
[04:19:32] Oh, thank you, bro.
[04:19:34] I'm a...
[04:19:36] I'm a...
[04:19:38] I'm a...
[04:19:40] I'm a cookie, bro. I'm like, I'm a...
[04:19:42] I actually cook...
[04:19:44] I made this there.
[04:19:48] Oh, God.
[04:19:50] There's no way.
[04:19:52] Yeah, I got you, bro.
[04:19:54] There's no way.
[04:19:58] Hi bro, damn, there's no way I get Wi-Fi. Yeah, I got you
[04:20:08] Thank you
[04:20:12] Now now we got out we gotta see we gotta see I feel like we can do this
[04:20:23] Trust in the green strikes
[04:20:28] Ha
[04:20:33] Trust in the green stripes chat. We got this it's good so far. That's what I'm saying
[04:20:41] Wait, you tell your boys to pull up cuz I'm
[04:20:44] I'm like I said I see like if anyone's there with the ball. Oh
[04:20:47] Yeah, bro, people with no bonus. That's kind of crazy. I mean I can get it but like I can bike over
[04:20:53] I'm like, I'm not that far. Is it pop in the area. We're going to order. It's pretty popular
[04:20:59] That's all I gotta hear if it's popping then there's gonna be a ball, bro. We gotta do a takeover
[04:21:04] But y'all good though
[04:21:14] All this life we poop in the ring, okay, why don't you get an injury I could have maybe made it overseas
[04:21:20] Shanghai Sharks?
[04:21:22] Shanghai Sharks, some European league.
[04:21:24] You know what I'm betting on this time?
[04:21:26] Oh, Max? No, Max could have made it to the league if he was 6'5".
[04:21:32] Oh, not too much.
[04:21:34] That's too much, ladies. Too much, ladies.
[04:21:38] Hello, Joe.
[04:21:40] I'll be here soon, like any minute now.
[04:21:42] What's the weirdest straight interaction you all have?
[04:21:45] You really want to know?
[04:21:47] I think when the train goes to the last stop, they just save them quickly and then they go back the other way.
[04:21:54] One time when I was going home, the train was there and somebody was taking a dump in between the train cars.
[04:21:58] Wow.
[04:22:00] I'm trying to think.
[04:22:08] My train is not that crazy.
[04:22:11] Another time I was studying with my boy on the team and then some guy was like don't
[04:22:17] have money so he's like you're not smart you're not smart and then you have to get off the
[04:22:21] team to get on another car.
[04:22:22] I'm gonna blow some stuff up there.
[04:22:25] I hope someone's not dead.
[04:22:27] I'm gonna show them what it's like.
[04:22:29] Is that what he said?
[04:22:31] You see it and then like remember it but like it's not gonna affect you.
[04:22:35] Okay bro, there's just one time I went to his girl's house and I needed to
[04:22:40] But I didn't want to tell her obviously because first time I'm here, so I set out with a huge pressure.
[04:22:48] I ended up taking a shit and I clogged her fucking bathroom.
[04:22:52] I clogged her bathroom.
[04:22:53] How'd you unplug it?
[04:22:54] I'm not allowed to get there. She didn't have a pleasure.
[04:22:57] So I took my hand and took it out of the toilet and put it into the shower.
[04:23:01] The shower makes the shit of water.
[04:23:03] I want to show you what I want to show you.
[04:23:05] This is what I think is disgusting.
[04:23:07] Turn the shower on.
[04:23:09] Shower drains clogged.
[04:23:11] That's poop water everywhere.
[04:23:13] So I take your tweezers, one clogged for a shower drain.
[04:23:15] Keep in mind I'm doing this all
[04:23:17] in a span of five minutes.
[04:23:19] I'm not trying to have her find that option.
[04:23:21] I'm going to clean up her bathroom,
[04:23:23] poop water everywhere,
[04:23:25] clean it with my hands.
[04:23:27] Then, yeah,
[04:23:29] clean her tweezers thoroughly
[04:23:31] and she never knew I'd hear her goodbye
[04:23:34] and she never knew I'd see her home again.
[04:23:37] Do you think she's watching right now?
[04:23:38] I guess she knows how?
[04:23:39] Hell no, no, she got like no life.
[04:23:41] How's she all right?
[04:23:42] She got like no life.
[04:23:43] You know how I'm like that?
[04:23:44] I guess she's fine.
[04:23:45] I guess she's fine.
[04:23:46] I guess she's fine.
[04:23:47] I guess she's fine.
[04:23:48] I guess she's fine.
[04:23:49] I guess she's fine.
[04:23:50] Yeah, gosh.
[04:23:51] She's fine.
[04:23:52] She's fine.
[04:23:53] Hey, got the coffee, bro?
[04:23:54] Yeah, gosh.
[04:23:55] I'm gonna use the heat method.
[04:23:56] Heat method?
[04:23:57] Oh, yeah.
[04:23:58] I'm gonna use the heat method.
[04:23:59] I'm talking about it bro.
[04:24:01] I'm talking about it bro.
[04:24:03] I'm talking about it bro.
[04:24:05] I'm talking about it bro.
[04:24:09] Inside of the bubble, you talking about it bro.
[04:24:20] That's great.
[04:24:22] Thank you.
[04:24:23] Thank you.
[04:24:24] Alright bro.
[04:24:29] I'll turn the bar on, I'll tell you what I'm doing.
[04:24:34] I don't know.
[04:24:36] I was trying to take a minute, man.
[04:24:38] Is it a minute?
[04:24:40] No, that flash won't keep fucking me out of my eyes.
[04:24:43] Come on out.
[04:24:44] Come on out?
[04:24:45] There you go.
[04:24:46] Two minutes.
[04:24:47] Two minutes?
[04:24:48] Yes.
[04:24:49] I bet.
[04:24:50] What's up?
[04:24:51] Two minutes
[04:25:02] It's six o'clock is a minute ride a minute right to China time. Yeah, I bet that's quick, bro
[04:25:11] When the train comes bro, we link back up
[04:25:21] I'm gonna give to the chef someone
[04:25:25] Hey John
[04:25:29] Is that us? He's playing valiant, right?
[04:25:31] Have us
[04:25:33] Wait, you used to do this last?
[04:25:35] Yeah
[04:25:37] What's up dude? Chillin' man
[04:25:39] Train Station
[04:25:45] Come on boys
[04:25:47] Alright man
[04:25:51] I see that connection.
[04:25:53] I see this here only for a while.
[04:25:57] Damn, I'm really in New York right now.
[04:25:59] Are you crazy?
[04:26:01] Wow.
[04:26:03] That's a lot of it.
[04:26:05] New York, bro?
[04:26:07] Yeah.
[04:26:09] Here you go.
[04:26:11] Good, man.
[04:26:17] Alright, Chad, let me know.
[04:26:19] We're moving, we're moving, we're moving, we're moving.
[04:26:34] Stop, y'all there?
[04:26:36] No way.
[04:26:49] I'm fucking in Thailand.
[04:26:51] Tell me what the fuck I'm doing, bitch.
[04:26:55] Hell no.
[04:27:05] Yo, are we good?
[04:27:07] Yo, it like S, and then it comes back.
[04:27:10] How many stops is it? 8 stops?
[04:27:13] 5 stops?
[04:27:15] It's it has for 10 seconds check we pop off the stuff or do we do we just
[04:27:27] Not bad just a door so did y'all hear me go on my rant about moves or not
[04:27:41] No, I said I said he should take care of his kids
[04:27:45] Yeah, we're going, we're going, we're going.
[04:28:15] Wait, 10 seconds.
[04:28:22] So, are y'all main source of transportation is the train?
[04:28:29] Yeah, I'd like to. I have a city bike membership. I'll bike around.
[04:28:33] No, no, no, it's cool. Two more? Two more stops?
[04:28:38] It's not bad.
[04:28:43] It's not bad?
[04:28:48] Six-Hawk, if you play it foul, and with Muda and you kill them,
[04:28:53] then Guapo's talking about his nose.
[04:28:58] Classic, man. Yeah, Muda got a big ass nose, and Guapo's fat.
[04:29:04] That's on your face?
[04:29:06] Well...
[04:29:08] Something on my face.
[04:29:34] What's up with this?
[04:29:46] Okay, wait, what is the basketball court?
[04:29:52] Columbus Park?
[04:29:53] I'm gonna, I swear to God, I'm gonna be there.
[04:29:57] Is this place to stop at?
[04:29:58] Yeah.
[04:29:59] Alright, Columbus Park.
[04:30:00] I'm gonna be there.
[04:30:02] And how long is it drive you think?
[04:30:04] Right, five?
[04:30:05] Five to ten?
[04:30:05] I bet.
[04:30:06] I'm gonna hop off the spot.
[04:30:07] I'll be in the group.
[04:30:09] I'll see you out there.
[04:30:10] Go to the fourth side.
[04:30:12] It's a lovely park.
[04:30:13] Yeah.
[04:30:20] Here we go.
[04:30:27] There's some food in my system.
[04:30:29] Here you go.
[04:30:32] Wait, shit, there's another station. Fuck.
[04:30:36] Oh, I'm lost.
[04:30:38] Wait, we're here, look.
[04:30:41] Oh, that was fun.
[04:30:48] I'm lost.
[04:30:51] Wait, we're here on that exit.
[04:31:02] No, no, no.
[04:31:04] Look out.
[04:31:05] Look out.
[04:31:06] Look out.
[04:31:07] Look out, please.
[04:31:08] Come on, baby.
[04:31:09] Dude, I just don't like lip, bro.
[04:31:12] I thought you.
[04:31:13] Oh, that's your hair.
[04:31:14] That's your hair.
[04:31:15] Don't touch my lip.
[04:31:16] Yeah, yeah.
[04:31:17] Okay.
[04:31:18] Yo, baby, check this room.
[04:31:19] Nah, nah.
[04:31:20] Check this room.
[04:31:21] That's your hair.
[04:31:22] That's your hair.
[04:31:23] That's your hair.
[04:31:24] Oh, that's your hair.
[04:31:25] Yeah, that's your hair.
[04:31:26] That's your hair.
[04:31:27] Don't touch my lip.
[04:31:28] Yeah, I'll get it.
[04:31:29] No, no.
[04:31:30] Check this room.
[04:31:31] What's the meaning of it?
[04:31:33] Babe, babe, that's like different, bro.
[04:31:36] You famous?
[04:31:38] I'll tell you what I mean.
[04:31:40] What do you do?
[04:31:42] I'm gonna move right now, I'm gonna go to the park.
[04:31:45] This way?
[04:31:46] Hell yeah.
[04:31:47] I'll take the right one.
[04:31:49] I'm gonna make it right, man.
[04:31:51] Alright, man.
[04:32:01] I
[04:32:31] Yeah!
[04:32:33] Since I've been in this way for a few times,
[04:32:35] You can't fucking tell me about it.
[04:32:39] So try not to give me the easiest answer.
[04:32:43] I don't like it.
[04:32:46] I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
[04:32:48] I'm telling you!
[04:32:50] I'm telling you!
[04:32:52] No one in the world can do that.
[04:32:55] No one, no one can do that.
[04:32:59] I'm not gonna let you go.
[04:33:12] What's doing that hurt bro?
[04:33:15] Can't see.
[04:33:16] I'm hungry.
[04:33:18] It's like a spiky hurt bro.
[04:33:21] Like, you know after a jog you get that feeling sometimes?
[04:33:26] Alright, here we are.
[04:33:36] Where are we?
[04:33:40] Ah, Chiang.
[04:33:44] Union Square.
[04:33:47] Yo, what up, bro?
[04:33:49] Hey, where are my hats now, dude?
[04:33:52] You don't know?
[04:33:54] All right, bro.
[04:33:56] You're the best, big girl.
[04:33:58] Get back to it.
[04:33:59] Yo, what up, bro?
[04:34:01] Yo, where my hat right now?
[04:34:03] What you just saw up, man?
[04:34:05] Huh?
[04:34:06] You whoop?
[04:34:08] You whoop?
[04:34:09] Oh, shit.
[04:34:10] Oh, yeah.
[04:34:11] Okay, all right, bro.
[04:34:14] What are you still looking at?
[04:34:16] Oh, man.
[04:34:17] What's saying GGs, bro?
[04:34:21] Where am I?
[04:34:23] Check it with you?
[04:34:25] You didn't fucking relax?
[04:34:27] Only fuckish.
[04:34:29] You didn't fucking relax. I asked what, what did you throw up?
[04:34:31] You're cute.
[04:34:35] Union Square?
[04:34:37] Is there shit to do at Union Square Chair?
[04:34:39] Not that far, bro. Where are you?
[04:34:41] Columbus Park?
[04:34:43] Columbus Park?
[04:34:45] wait Columbus Park is closing soon why would he tell us why would he tell us
[04:34:56] to go to Columbus Park was part cuz the guy told me that the lights were gonna
[04:35:02] turn off bro just go hearts are 24 7 it's a set up am I gonna set up all right
[04:35:22] let's go I'm gonna Uber to be honest I did not want to say that right I didn't
[04:35:29] I
[04:35:39] Need a read you
[04:35:59] No security with 30K's TV was stupid bro.
[04:36:04] All these security bro.
[04:36:07] What they gonna do bro?
[04:36:10] Well me and John, we can fight off anything, anyone.
[04:36:15] And plus who's stealing the TVU bro?
[04:36:18] You can't just sell a TVU.
[04:36:21] Oh my God, hot dog stand.
[04:36:23] Bro, come on.
[04:36:27] We'll see you back there.
[04:36:29] Oh my god.
[04:36:40] Hot dog.
[04:36:41] Hot dog.
[04:36:45] You want hot dog?
[04:36:46] I'm down, man.
[04:36:47] You get two hot dogs?
[04:36:48] Yes sir.
[04:36:49] Catch a muskler from both.
[04:36:53] Can you make it the hoppy way?
[04:36:56] You want to catch some muskler on ya?
[04:36:58] There's so much of no onions
[04:37:12] What thank you sir
[04:37:21] Maybe maybe hair wipes I'll take a nap
[04:37:28] I
[04:37:34] Don
[04:37:37] This is about a safe. It's about a resurrect this chat
[04:37:44] No way he doesn't have
[04:37:58] I'm gonna be honest, the dirtier you are, the stronger your immune system gets.
[04:38:09] I swear, that's a real thing.
[04:38:13] Ah, no bag, no bag.
[04:38:16] Yeah, I'm eating right now.
[04:38:19] Thank you, sir.
[04:38:21] Here, sir.
[04:38:22] I'll eat napkin.
[04:38:24] No napkin, I have to put it like that.
[04:38:26] Yeah, I already now can eat it.
[04:38:28] I think you thought I said I'm dead.
[04:38:37] I'll just check it out for you guys.
[04:38:46] That's okay, it's okay.
[04:38:48] God damn!
[04:38:50] That'll...
[04:38:52] That's...
[04:38:54] That's...
[04:38:56] That's...
[04:38:58] That's...
[04:39:00] That's...
[04:39:02] That's...
[04:39:04] That's...
[04:39:06] That's...
[04:39:08] That's...
[04:39:10] Hey!
[04:39:12] Are you live right now?
[04:39:14] Yeah, live right now.
[04:39:16] We have to clear these doors though, before we hop in.
[04:39:39] Oh
[04:40:09] Check, check.
[04:40:16] Yeah.
[04:40:34] Here we go.
[04:40:34] Hold on.
[04:40:46] No, babe.
[04:40:48] I'm not liking it, no, babe, it's wild.
[04:40:53] I feel crazy.
[04:40:58] All right, chat.
[04:41:01] Look at a synaesthrone.
[04:41:04] It's a synaesthrone.
[04:41:06] It's a synaesthrone.
[04:41:08] It's a synaesthrone.
[04:41:10] It's a synaesthrone.
[04:41:12] It's a synaesthrone.
[04:41:14] Look at a sinister
[04:41:23] Going in the hood with Tyler
[04:41:38] Yo
[04:41:40] Poor forehead is big as shit!
[04:41:52] God damn, I should have signed him bro!
[04:41:57] Holy shit!
[04:42:10] Jazz Columbus Park, uh, how is it out there chat? Holy? I got a lot of that because hold on a check
[04:42:17] Excuse me. I'm sorry. I think
[04:42:19] Oh my god.
[04:42:26] Hopefully I'm good by the tomorrow job.
[04:42:41] Is that a 60mm Cartier?
[04:42:46] Stop playing with me.
[04:42:48] I'm out of rain in 30 minutes.
[04:42:50] Chad, if it rains, it's GGs, bro.
[04:42:58] Chad, I'm gonna post a...
[04:43:02] Oh shit, I already posted it on MayBat Monday.
[04:43:05] I already posted it.
[04:43:07] Never seen this reaction after someone says they're from Texas.
[04:43:11] Oh, so trust me!
[04:43:15] Watching me like
[04:43:35] The one
[04:43:38] Texas he's from Texas
[04:43:41] My demons bag I time I got out bro
[04:43:47] We said like some exotic place. I mean bro. You weren't interested in Texas. You will love Texas
[04:43:53] This is very interesting say is top. I would say top three states. I think goes
[04:43:59] New York like top three in no specific order New York, California
[04:44:04] In Texas, that's the big three right there and it
[04:44:07] Hmm, maybe maybe Florida over Texas. Nah, I'm biased I'm biased opinion definitely Texas over Florida
[04:44:16] but
[04:44:17] Me personally, I'm picking I'm picking Texas over for sure Chicago clears. Yeah, I don't know
[04:44:26] Trippy
[04:44:31] Chicago is a city. Oh shit. Yeah, you're right
[04:44:37] Oh, check the launch screen.
[04:44:39] Where is this shorty here made bag?
[04:44:41] I got it right there.
[04:44:45] Nice fucking clickbait, boys.
[04:44:47] Get that guy out of my fucking chat, man.
[04:44:50] Do you mean he's blowing?
[04:44:57] So now watch out if the hood damaged.
[04:44:59] Yeah, that's creepy.
[04:45:02] It's dirt.
[04:45:03] So now watch out if the hood damaged.
[04:45:05] Why are y'all saying GG's?
[04:45:28] would I miss riding my Maybach at night bro playing playing field no ways by
[04:45:33] drink bro just driving on Maybach mode on the 405 late at night but I'm in New
[04:45:44] York Uber everywhere but honestly as long as John's happy I'm happy because
[04:45:49] every single night after a stream he just has the biggest smallest face just
[04:45:52] wait for sure just wait for sure no don't worry about you have another
[04:45:56] Good night, commander.
[04:45:57] You know.
[04:45:58] You know something good tonight?
[04:45:59] I live out here nice in New York, bro.
[04:46:01] Because I don't know when to lie down down there.
[04:46:03] Because next time I'm gonna be in New York.
[04:46:05] Oh, no text.
[04:46:07] So, bro.
[04:46:08] It's okay.
[04:46:09] I'm a married-girl one day.
[04:46:10] You're a married-girl one day?
[04:46:11] Hell yeah.
[04:46:12] Oh, my God, bro.
[04:46:14] You're in love, dead ass.
[04:46:16] I'm being told dead ass.
[04:46:17] You know what I'm gonna do after the stream today?
[04:46:19] Oh, hell no.
[04:46:20] No, no, no.
[04:46:21] I was...
[04:46:22] Because she was craving tabokis or whatever it's called.
[04:46:24] Wait, pause.
[04:46:25] Gigi wrong bro. I'm sorry.
[04:46:35] Why are y'all saying Gigi? He's literally cleaning my car.
[04:46:51] Everyone knows, Circle Wait is it?
[04:46:54] Why is he cleaning my car fuck? I mean, hey, hey, that's a fucking wrong man
[04:47:19] The far of twitch is cleaning my car bro
[04:47:24] Nobody at the crib bros and he just started cleaning the May bag. I mean if I fuck with it, bro
[04:47:31] I'm gonna be honest. I'm not mad at that at all man. Not mad at at all
[04:47:36] BTS is in New York City right now. Oh, should I text Jungkook and we link up with him or not?
[04:47:42] Okay, what were you saying you're gonna marry this girl?
[04:47:45] No, I was just um, just cranked the bookie last night where it was called that Korean dish
[04:47:49] So they are at bed so I said after she I was like I dropped some off why we can go get some after the dinner
[04:47:58] So you got a play tonight and a play bro. Just friendly dinner bro with my best friend
[04:48:06] Hey, you come alone too, I mean I'm not about to sit there
[04:48:09] I'm not gonna you were mad happy watching us walk together, bro. I'm not about to sit there. Thanks to y'all
[04:48:15] I mean, yeah, I'll sit there and I'll talk and be a third wheeler, I mean, I'm not gonna do that.
[04:48:22] I'll say what happened. Me never walking and Jason behind us. I turn around, I see the fattest grin of Jason's face because you're the one.
[04:48:32] No, no, no. I was smiling because I was like, damn, and my mom like, damn, I'm third wheeling right now, but I'm not.
[04:48:40] And because I'm happy for you bro, but like I'm all alone, yeah, you know, it's a friend group and
[04:48:47] It's the sidewalk is too small for three people
[04:48:51] It was John and that girl and I was behind them literally live. I was just friendly
[04:49:01] It came to a poem where the fan stopped them for a picture and he goes now y'all just go bro. You're just go. Yeah
[04:49:10] I'm not sad. I just didn't want a third wheel
[04:49:13] Yeah, if someone was like, you know, can I see a picture and then y'all are waiting on me. I was like
[04:49:18] Ron's calling me
[04:49:22] What up, dog
[04:49:25] Just quick question right your car has been sitting in like dust and pollen for like last two weeks
[04:49:32] And yesterday I saw three rats go under it kill me to move your car
[04:49:37] um
[04:49:39] Wait, I'm like where
[04:49:54] Sure, bro, sir
[04:49:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can do it
[04:50:02] Wait, is actually brought so much shit. I swear to God. I saw like two three
[04:50:09] I don't know if they're in your car, but they were next to it can I drive your new year's or no
[04:50:21] Okay, I'm gonna back bro. Let's do it
[04:50:27] Oh
[04:50:29] You know that I heard I heard they were saying that you were calling yours a tiktok car not too long ago
[04:50:34] And then you got one
[04:50:39] I just want to see the carbon fiber on my body.
[04:50:41] Oh god, oh god, oh god.
[04:50:44] Alright, but yeah, you can move it.
[04:50:47] I was also trying to clean in your car and apparently putting water on your car
[04:50:52] and you can see the other spray with the microfiber cloth.
[04:50:55] Apparently I damaged your whole inside of that only like $50,000 per unit.
[04:50:58] Oh, well, uh, I take it out.
[04:51:01] What?
[04:51:03] You don't sound like you miss me.
[04:51:05] Bro.
[04:51:09] you
[04:51:39] you
[04:52:09] you
[04:52:39] you
[04:53:09] you
[04:53:39] you
[04:54:09] you
[04:54:39] you
[04:55:09] you
[04:55:39] you
[04:56:09] you
[04:56:39] You can find the link in the description below.
[04:57:07] class you can find out do I re-record one tonight chat fuck it bro or do I just
[04:57:19] repost the same one no bro I gotta give it up gang the fuck am I doing how about
[04:57:25] we wait till next month for you to use that token for this month yeah I already
[04:57:29] I did that thrift drive shit, we gotta say, yeah, I can't be doing it, I can't be spamming it.
[04:57:36] No more?
[04:57:38] Why don't I do a beach run in Miami?
[04:57:41] You coming out the water, flipping your hands, shit, water dripping down your hair, on your face and shit, and then on your body, all that shit.
[04:57:50] And then your fucking swimming shorts are mad soaked just like I came out the island, your fucking print came out.
[04:57:56] Dude, I'm telling you, that ticked out my head.
[04:57:58] I'm going right there.
[04:58:04] What the fuck, man?
[04:58:22] Chad, we're three minutes away, man. This traffic killing me.
[04:58:25] This was not a 5 minute car ride, I'm not gonna lie they lied to me bro.
[04:58:32] Your brother is rizzing off stream and start gassing him up and sent him...
[04:58:50] Holy fucking Riz God!
[04:58:55] He missed a fucking swing though, bro.
[04:59:15] Fuck, you guys drunk and said he's going to league with Bonnie?
[04:59:20] What?
[04:59:21] No, I did not get drink
[04:59:28] Classic caption clickbait
[04:59:40] Why would you pick I ran I just
[04:59:51] Holy mog.
[04:59:56] Fuck is this AI?
[05:00:01] I've never seen Renoto with this many chains on.
[05:00:05] This real?
[05:00:06] Bawd that ass.
[05:00:21] you
[05:00:51] you
[05:01:21] you
[05:01:51] you
[05:02:21] you
[05:02:51] Wait, wait, what, it's not right here?
[05:03:06] No, no, no, you gotta go down, cause this part's like, locked up.
[05:03:15] I'll go back, alright.
[05:03:16] Can I go through here?
[05:03:17] No, I said go straight and then sit a little higher.
[05:03:20] I'll get that lead the way man. I got you. I got you.
[05:03:23] Oh, is it wait is it close? No, no, no.
[05:03:26] Or like just like some parts like they close.
[05:03:29] What's your name? My name's Willis. Willis?
[05:03:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, shit. Nice to meet you, bro. Nice to meet you.
[05:03:34] I'm gonna drop off your fur. Yeah, I'm sorry that I had to like run up on you.
[05:03:37] No, you're good, bro. Don't worry about it.
[05:03:40] I was like low key screaming your name because I was not trying to put you on.
[05:03:43] Yo, Jason, Jason, is that a brown? My car kept on declining. I rolled don't know for you.
[05:03:48] Holy fucking shit, thanks for your dollar man. Thank you for coming out to New York, bro
[05:03:52] Hey, you guys an extra player extra players it if if we run more files, bro
[05:03:59] Who knows got that back that?
[05:04:01] All right, man, just run the ones man
[05:04:07] You get a Rizzy oh
[05:04:10] Nah
[05:04:13] Nah
[05:04:15] The boys getting ready to see!
[05:04:18] Ha ha ha ha!
[05:04:19] Hold up, hold up, y'all.
[05:04:20] Nice to meet you.
[05:04:21] Nice to meet you.
[05:04:22] Jason, Jason, Jason.
[05:04:23] Nice to meet you too.
[05:04:24] Before, like, my friend here, she was sobbing
[05:04:26] because she wanted me so bad.
[05:04:28] Sobbing.
[05:04:28] She dragged me out of here.
[05:04:29] She should be the happiest girl in the world.
[05:04:31] Wow, well, this y'all's friends?
[05:04:35] That's amazing.
[05:04:36] So y'all about to witness him lose.
[05:04:38] Oh, I got 10 bucks on Jason.
[05:04:41] Okay, bet, all right, bet, all right.
[05:04:42] I got 10 dollars on stairs.
[05:04:44] Oh, we put money on line job put your whole fucking bank account put your own next check on this shit
[05:04:50] We hands on scarred let's go barefoot boy boy. That's you fucked up you messed up bro. You messed up
[05:04:59] Nice sir
[05:05:04] Right now you got me on my
[05:05:06] I'm practicing soccer right now football. So let's do this, bro. Wait. Do you have a ball?
[05:05:14] I bet.
[05:05:16] I'll put the watts on the line.
[05:05:18] Put the watts on the line.
[05:05:20] Yeah, here you go.
[05:05:22] No, no, no, this is a hundred bands.
[05:05:24] This is the bond.
[05:05:26] This is the bond.
[05:05:28] It's a party here.
[05:05:30] Before you lose, can I get a picture?
[05:05:32] You got to take a picture of you after I win.
[05:05:34] All right John, here.
[05:05:36] I got a stretch.
[05:05:38] Hey!
[05:05:40] Hey!
[05:05:42] Hey! Hey!
[05:05:54] Uh, predicts? Anyone? Check? Matt? Mods?
[05:06:01] Let's see.
[05:06:02] Alright, bro. Why are you warming up?
[05:06:04] Get your shots in, bro. Get your shots in.
[05:06:06] Oh, you don't need no warm-ups.
[05:06:07] I'll get warm-ups there, shit.
[05:06:09] I can tell you ass.
[05:06:12] Oh, he's out.
[05:06:22] Nah, yeah, he's out.
[05:06:23] He's pretty good.
[05:06:24] Nah, you're nice with that, right?
[05:06:26] Wait, you play, hey, you or you just play high school?
[05:06:29] Nah, I play in high school.
[05:06:31] Okay, okay, okay.
[05:06:33] Wait, so...
[05:06:35] You got that.
[05:06:39] I got you.
[05:06:40] Oh, why not oh shit, yeah, oh fuck
[05:06:55] I just see my face in that shot, bro. Do you get it?
[05:06:59] You get it or no try to take that who knows
[05:07:02] Oh
[05:07:06] No double rim
[05:07:08] Damn, all right, so what you want to just run in?
[05:07:12] You want to see forever?
[05:07:16] Game to seven ones and twos
[05:07:26] What's that?
[05:07:28] Hell no, I don't got to stand for that.
[05:07:30] You can go to 7, let's go to 7, bro.
[05:07:33] Make it quick, make it easy.
[05:07:35] You super ball then.
[05:07:36] You super ball, you super ball.
[05:07:38] How many jiggles?
[05:07:39] Unlimited.
[05:07:40] Oh my god.
[05:07:42] You said all my guys do is cook or shit.
[05:07:44] What the fuck?
[05:07:45] How do you play three jiggles before?
[05:07:46] I play two jiggles.
[05:07:47] Unlimited is more fun, bro.
[05:07:51] Oh, oh.
[05:07:53] Bravo.
[05:07:54] I
[05:08:04] Don't
[05:08:24] Oh wait, why are you kind of nice, what do you got?
[05:08:31] Why are you kind of nice?
[05:08:34] Oh, he got my, oh, he got my!
[05:08:40] Oh, bro!
[05:08:41] You like Xavier Lee!
[05:08:43] Xavier?
[05:08:44] Xavier Lee!
[05:08:45] Xavier?
[05:08:46] You see?
[05:08:47] Oh!
[05:08:48] No!
[05:08:49] Oh
[05:09:04] Hi, it's too good
[05:09:11] I'm a lot for about I'm a lot for
[05:09:19] Oh, no!
[05:09:20] No!
[05:09:22] Oh, no!
[05:09:23] Where was he?
[05:09:24] Oh, no.
[05:09:25] The washroom's on the side!
[05:09:27] What's going on?
[05:09:28] It's not here.
[05:09:29] It's not there.
[05:09:30] It's not there.
[05:09:31] Oh, yeah.
[05:09:32] We're picking up.
[05:09:33] What is this?
[05:09:34] You're without balls!
[05:09:35] Take it!
[05:09:36] One!
[05:09:37] I don't know.
[05:09:38] He's at a hard place.
[05:09:39] What's the score?
[05:09:40] Are they at 3?
[05:09:41] 3?
[05:09:42] No!
[05:09:43] I don't know.
[05:09:44] Is it 3?
[05:09:45] 3.
[05:09:46] I don't know.
[05:09:47] I'm not sure.
[05:09:48] What's the score? Is that a 3?
[05:09:49] You got a 3, man.
[05:09:53] I need that!
[05:09:56] Shot.
[05:10:01] Don't give me two!
[05:10:07] I'm sorry.
[05:10:09] But it's only one game, but you got it. Come on.
[05:10:18] Oh, yeah.
[05:10:19] Oh, nice.
[05:10:25] Yeah, he's got no load.
[05:10:36] Yeah!
[05:10:48] I'll take on Eve, man.
[05:11:08] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:10] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:12] Okay.
[05:11:14] You got time.
[05:11:16] All right.
[05:11:18] No, no.
[05:11:20] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:22] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:24] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:26] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:28] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:30] Oh, fuck.
[05:11:32] Okay.
[05:11:34] You got time.
[05:11:36] Oh
[05:11:51] Shifty Asian Hooper
[05:12:01] Oh fuck anybody got a great
[05:12:06] Yeah, like 50, yeah, no, I could beat.
[05:12:15] Hey!
[05:12:20] Ah, 40.
[05:12:25] Yeah, that was rough.
[05:12:30] That's it, that's it.
[05:12:31] That was two.
[05:12:32] I'm tired, bro, I want to leave.
[05:12:33] Yeah, yeah, let's move my foot, pal.
[05:12:34] Yeah, come back!
[05:12:35] I'm tired, bro.
[05:12:37] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[05:12:38] What is this?
[05:12:39] We've been saving all day.
[05:12:40] We've been saving all day.
[05:12:41] I gotta leave, bro.
[05:12:42] Wait, wait, wait.
[05:12:43] You don't want your watch no more?
[05:12:44] Yeah, you have.
[05:12:45] Hey, y'all the best, bro.
[05:12:49] What do you mean?
[05:12:50] What do you mean?
[05:12:51] What do you mean?
[05:12:52] What do you mean?
[05:12:53] Photo?
[05:12:54] Yeah.
[05:12:55] What do you need, Ray?
[05:12:57] I've got a discussion with you.
[05:12:59] Can I get a little volunteer?
[05:13:01] Oh, cool.
[05:13:03] I uh, here we go.
[05:13:06] Bye!
[05:13:07] What the fuck?
[05:13:08] Hey good game, bro.
[05:13:09] Hey!
[05:13:10] You never beat me because I left!
[05:13:11] Here you go, Brittany.
[05:13:12] I don't need a sponsor.
[05:13:13] I heard that right, right?
[05:13:14] I did.
[05:13:15] Where's my fucking mic?
[05:13:16] I heard it.
[05:13:17] I heard it.
[05:13:18] I heard it.
[05:13:19] I heard it.
[05:13:20] I heard it.
[05:13:21] I heard it.
[05:13:22] I heard it.
[05:13:23] I heard it.
[05:13:24] I heard it.
[05:13:25] I heard it.
[05:13:26] I heard it.
[05:13:27] I heard it.
[05:13:28] I heard it.
[05:13:29] I heard it.
[05:13:30] I heard it.
[05:13:31] Where the fuck am I?
[05:13:44] Never lost. Never lost.
[05:13:47] If I leave, then I can't lose.
[05:13:54] Hey sir, you do over services or no?
[05:13:56] Okay, sorry.
[05:14:01] Help, I need help!
[05:14:07] Stable raid?
[05:14:08] No came just in time, bro.
[05:14:11] I'm about to play some poker with boys.
[05:14:15] You guys are familiar with the Hamptons?
[05:14:17] This was the Hamptons all the rich folk of the colony a few years from now.
[05:14:23] We're doing a private tour right now, cost $35 a ticket.
[05:14:26] So you guys are willing to pay in for that? I can get you in.
[05:14:28] If you're not, I'm going to ask you to disturb us while we're doing that.
[05:14:31] No worries, man. I thought you were there.
[05:14:33] Thank you, sir.
[05:14:53] Hey, y'all want a free tour? Y'all can come with me.
[05:14:58] All right, man, pull up, man.
[05:15:07] That's not work.
[05:15:09] What's up, Supreme?
[05:15:10] That's real Marty Supreme.
[05:15:11] Yeah, it's real Marty Supreme.
[05:15:12] What's that, God?
[05:15:13] I got it in this.
[05:15:14] That's a thousand bucks on you right now.
[05:15:15] You gonna wear it?
[05:15:16] Nah, I'm okay.
[05:15:17] All right.
[05:15:18] That's for real, though.
[05:15:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:15:20] Yeah, bro.
[05:15:21] All right, well, let's tour New York.
[05:15:22] So, where should we go?
[05:15:23] I don't know, bro.
[05:15:24] I'm gonna be honest.
[05:15:25] I just wanted to feel one of the guy's customers
[05:15:26] in this single word.
[05:15:27] I don't know New York, bro. I'll be honest. I just got just got I got dropped off by Tarence. Yeah. Yeah, I saw
[05:15:34] I saw he frowned my ass
[05:15:36] Frowned my ass, bro. Oh selfie. Yeah, be real now. I just my snapchat to my friends
[05:15:41] That's why so how are you New York for me if I like one more day one more day
[05:15:47] Just give me just give me one more day. Yeah, I know a place here in Chinatown
[05:15:52] That serves really good steam dumplings
[05:15:57] Oh
[05:15:59] Dude
[05:16:01] I appreciate it bro. How'd that go real quick? I got damn, bro. Where's that spot at?
[05:16:06] Um, let me show you where it is. Okay. Yeah, I like dumplings
[05:16:11] Shit life. I don't know bro. Whatever whatever
[05:16:15] I don't know what am I doing here? What am I doing here, bro?
[05:16:27] Alright man, this place right here.
[05:16:31] Fu, so the way's um, way's he?
[05:16:35] Something, way? Okay.
[05:16:38] There's the addy. How far is it?
[05:16:41] I think it's closed right now, but tomorrow, tomorrow.
[05:16:45] It's really closed. It's a drive. It's a walk-in. Let me check, let me check.
[05:16:49] Could be open though. Could be fucking open. Let's see.
[05:16:52] Could be a shout.
[05:16:57] It's closed
[05:16:59] Wait, so we're in Chinatown right now. Yeah, we are okay. Where's that main street for Chinatown now?
[05:17:05] Now street that's really like all like the people like all the fakes. Yeah, that's Chinatown. Okay. Yeah
[05:17:11] Oh, it's up. No, I can I can show you how to get there. Yeah fucking. Let's go bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[05:17:15] I give I give a buy something
[05:17:18] We're different five
[05:17:21] If something catch my eye
[05:17:24] Okay, so
[05:17:26] How do you like New York?
[05:17:28] I love New York, bro.
[05:17:29] I love New York.
[05:17:30] If I'm only happy for like three days, it's a perfect amount.
[05:17:34] Dude, what have you done so far?
[05:17:37] I was on a good day in New York.
[05:17:41] I went on ABC News.
[05:17:43] Damn.
[05:17:44] And I made a tiktok with Wisdom.
[05:17:47] Oh shit.
[05:17:48] Oh shit.
[05:17:49] Yeah, bro.
[05:17:50] Wisdom's sweet.
[05:17:51] He's a good dude.
[05:17:52] I saw you on the street.
[05:17:53] Shredding with that fit on the oh, oh, if I would party thing. Yeah. Thank you, bro
[05:17:58] Thank you. You get it, bro. No, I saw them haters like they don't get it. They don't get it
[05:18:02] They don't get it wisdom. He got a big-ass dick
[05:18:06] Yo, nah, yo, bro. That's respect though. That's respect. Yeah, you can appreciate a man's penis without it being gay
[05:18:11] Oh, you can yeah
[05:18:14] Like so like how did that occur like bro? He came in full white
[05:18:18] tight-ass Lulu lemon white shorts seeing his shit poking through the shorts
[05:18:23] bro that ass that's crazy I mean real yeah it's crazy how long is walk of a
[05:18:32] walking it's like just like a walk that's not bad at all bro that's not
[05:18:37] as it's a quarter of a mile bro talking about y'all talking about
[05:18:41] question marks so when my shit got leaked not really leaked but y'all
[05:18:46] I want all over my penis, huh?
[05:18:50] So when I do it, it's warm.
[05:18:52] Dude, we're going to take it right up here.
[05:18:54] OK, nice.
[05:18:58] So except, wait, is this your first charity match for Simon?
[05:19:03] No, second.
[05:19:03] Second?
[05:19:04] I'm looking for a goal this year.
[05:19:05] What's the selly going to be like?
[05:19:07] Ooh.
[05:19:09] You give me a selly, I'll do it if it's good enough.
[05:19:12] Are you thinking more of like a dance celebration,
[05:19:14] kind of just like a whatever?
[05:19:15] One-time thing okay might hit the sun you know okay those
[05:19:21] Let me think you can hit the suey. Nah, that's not my shit. No speech it
[05:19:26] Alright, well that mean that's one of those shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's stable on all though. Oh, no, not that fucking guy
[05:19:32] That guy sucks at people
[05:19:35] Click-farting where you can be saying that he's good. He's good. He's good. Have you seen him?
[05:19:39] He's last pic bro. He was like that's for last though. That's for last. Yeah. Oh you a stable viewer
[05:19:45] Bro, I just support everyone.
[05:19:47] Oh, that's love right there. Maybe I'm hating, bro.
[05:19:50] But guess what? Haters will be your waiters at the table, so hopefully you get a goal.
[05:19:54] Honestly, we're on the same team, so if you're supposed to goal, I'm there.
[05:19:58] You know, I'm trying to think of a celebration you could do, like...
[05:20:09] I mean, what's the chat saying?
[05:20:10] There, nothing.
[05:20:11] You can hit the odd. You know, Victor Goyker is us?
[05:20:14] Yeah, yeah, you can like his celly like this. Oh the mask the max celly or you can do um
[05:20:22] Oh like the you know Jesse Lingard
[05:20:25] No, he's a famous who's a famous soccer player. He did like the um like like this one
[05:20:30] Milly rock. Yeah, he did the Milly rock. He did the Milly rock. I
[05:20:36] Could do the Sun the human son. Oh, yeah, that's a good one too. We're like a good pay tribute to him
[05:20:42] Or like, what's your shower song?
[05:20:44] You know what your shower song is?
[05:20:45] What's that?
[05:20:46] He's a Brazilian soccer player.
[05:20:47] You can do like the pigeon dance.
[05:20:49] Oh, I could do a little pigeon dance.
[05:20:51] I think it's something, bro.
[05:20:53] I think I'll do the sunny emo.
[05:20:55] I think you should pay homage.
[05:20:57] Pay homage, yeah.
[05:21:01] I'm going to score a goal.
[05:21:04] You know ball, bro.
[05:21:06] I'm a big soccer fan.
[05:21:07] I'm from Brazil.
[05:21:08] Did I?
[05:21:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:21:10] Like grew up in Brazil?
[05:21:11] No, I grew up here in America.
[05:21:13] Oh, OK, OK.
[05:21:15] Just Oregon, Brazil.
[05:21:16] Yeah, yeah.
[05:21:17] You know, I'm rough in Brazil right now.
[05:21:19] Thoughts on Navel are not making it all into Brazil.
[05:21:22] Well, he can get injured, but he's
[05:21:26] going to play on the World Cup team.
[05:21:27] So what was the whole thing where he didn't make?
[05:21:30] I saw a video of him sad.
[05:21:31] He didn't make a friendly game.
[05:21:35] Oh, a friendly game.
[05:21:36] So Enchilote, the head coach for Brazil,
[05:21:40] I didn't want him to play in these games, he's not 100% as well.
[05:21:43] He's very proud, yeah.
[05:21:44] Yeah, yeah.
[05:21:45] But who do you think is going to win a World Cup?
[05:21:48] Uh, I'm over Ghana, bro.
[05:21:51] Kinda, the Black Stars.
[05:21:52] What?
[05:21:53] The Black Spacer in Nifnir.
[05:21:54] Oh, yeah.
[05:21:55] Who?
[05:21:56] My daughter.
[05:21:57] Uh, cause I'm boys with the menu.
[05:21:58] Yeah, really?
[05:21:59] Yeah.
[05:22:00] So, let's say they're out.
[05:22:01] Do you have to support South Korea?
[05:22:02] South Korea?
[05:22:04] So let's say let's say they're out you have to support us South Korea
[05:22:09] Son now I want Japan
[05:22:12] Japan actually got a good ass squad. I'm pretty sure they got they got some good players
[05:22:16] They got a taco fuzo Kubo. Oh, yeah, uh, you know, you know
[05:22:23] They got I
[05:22:25] Can't remember who else but top you gotta watch it for talking fuzo Kubo. Yeah, I probably butchered his name
[05:22:31] But he's in the midfield he pissed her real associate dad. I just want the one because the blue log
[05:22:35] Dude, that's just have you seen bleach? I saw bleach that was in blood war. That's it. You didn't see the whole thing
[05:22:41] I didn't see the original. I'm not gonna. Damn. I'm not like right now. Have you seen Jojo's?
[05:22:48] What's your favorite anime attack on time?
[05:22:51] Bro, you know hop on one piece
[05:22:54] Everybody been saying that bro, but honestly I've been watching the live action series. Is that crazy?
[05:22:58] Ok, no. One piece is long. That's what I'm saying, bro.
[05:23:03] I feel like you didn't grow up watching one piece then.
[05:23:06] Yeah, yeah. I mean, I started watching it probably like six years ago.
[05:23:12] And I watched it during quarantine.
[05:23:14] Mmm, yeah.
[05:23:15] Oh, Chinatown!
[05:23:21] Let's see. There should still be selling things now.
[05:23:25] Surely fine early there's a food spot somewhere
[05:23:31] What we trying we just trying to eat um whatever bro. We don't even need to eat anything just whatever works
[05:23:43] This is canal right now, so I'm not sure
[05:23:47] This is where
[05:23:49] It's so fake.
[05:23:53] Is there like an LA equivalent?
[05:23:57] No. I don't think so.
[05:23:59] People say it's fake but it's not like a specific area.
[05:24:01] Yeah, yeah.
[05:24:10] Oh, nice.
[05:24:16] It's Chinatown.
[05:24:19] Here we go.
[05:24:20] Loomy Fendi, raw duck.
[05:24:26] Mmm.
[05:24:27] That's a fucking duck.
[05:24:29] That's a fucking duck.
[05:24:30] But a lot of places here they also don't accept all like credit card.
[05:24:34] Oh, cash?
[05:24:35] Yeah, yeah.
[05:24:36] It's like the real good places only accept cash.
[05:24:38] Money, long road, shit.
[05:24:40] You're a little bit of a drug going.
[05:24:43] No, you're not.
[05:24:45] It's like set damage.
[05:24:47] How are you?
[05:24:49] Come on man.
[05:24:51] You can't get a picture.
[05:25:03] Thank you.
[05:25:04] Hi man.
[05:25:05] How are you?
[05:25:06] I'm good.
[05:25:07] How are you?
[05:25:08] I'm good.
[05:25:09] How are you?
[05:25:10] I'm good.
[05:25:11] How are you?
[05:25:12] I'm good.
[05:25:13] How are you?
[05:25:14] I'm good.
[05:25:15] How are you?
[05:25:16] I think we need to get to go here.
[05:25:20] Yeah, I think we need a bun now to go.
[05:25:31] Don't eat anything.
[05:25:33] Wait, what?
[05:25:34] I said don't eat anything.
[05:25:36] What were you at?
[05:25:46] I don't know, I don't know, you could probably look it up.
[05:26:11] They said that's fine in New York, that's fine.
[05:26:14] I need the best.
[05:26:22] $3?
[05:26:25] $3,000?
[05:26:27] $3,000?
[05:26:29] $3,000, that's high level.
[05:26:31] $3,000 for a handbag.
[05:26:33] I'll give you like 20 bucks.
[05:26:36] $3,000?
[05:26:37] Well, you up charging like hell, Gabe.
[05:26:39] I got one in the same bag for a hundred bucks.
[05:26:44] That's cap, bro. You sure? I got a Cartier watching the same spot earlier for 50 bucks.
[05:26:53] Is this real?
[05:26:57] It's high quality? Wait, where do you source your bags? Where do you source them?
[05:27:07] Where do you get them?
[05:27:09] Here? From where the source?
[05:27:13] Like, like your go-yard bag you got from go-yard?
[05:27:28] Hey, hey, hey, shout out to you.
[05:27:32] No worries, no worries.
[05:27:39] No son, no, no.
[05:27:43] We're gonna get a drink, bro.
[05:27:50] We're gonna get a drink, bro.
[05:27:53] We're just only fans.
[05:27:55] We're just only fans.
[05:27:57] We're doing all the fans.
[05:27:59] I don't know if some of the drink is a...
[05:28:01] a-t-t-t.
[05:28:03] Nah, they got some shit to do, bro.
[05:28:05] Hello.
[05:28:06] Yes.
[05:28:07] How are you?
[05:28:08] I'm great.
[05:28:09] Little bakery vibe.
[05:28:10] Yes.
[05:28:11] I would like...you want anything?
[05:28:12] No bro.
[05:28:13] Maybe a little moon...mini watermelon cake?
[05:28:14] Maybe a mini red bean cake?
[05:28:15] Ooh, red bean cakes are good.
[05:28:16] Ooh.
[05:28:17] Ooh.
[05:28:18] Yeah.
[05:28:19] Yeah.
[05:28:20] Yeah.
[05:28:21] Yeah.
[05:28:22] Yeah.
[05:28:23] Yeah.
[05:28:24] Yeah.
[05:28:25] Yeah.
[05:28:26] Yeah.
[05:28:27] Yeah.
[05:28:28] Yeah.
[05:28:29] Yeah.
[05:28:30] Yeah.
[05:28:31] Yeah.
[05:28:32] Yeah.
[05:28:33] Yeah.
[05:28:34] Ooh.
[05:28:37] That looks good.
[05:28:38] You want to share with me?
[05:28:39] This strawberry choco, wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh-
[05:28:41] But I'm on the food.
[05:28:42] I got to chill though.
[05:28:43] I got to chill though.
[05:28:44] But chapter one go her, chapter two go up.
[05:28:46] See I think you want a forward strawberry.
[05:28:50] And then since you're sick I can't share everything.
[05:28:51] See I have to eat the omelette too.
[05:28:53] No, I'll just...
[05:28:53] You eat it first.
[05:28:55] No, me eat first.
[05:28:56] You're the sherman.
[05:28:57] Well you eat it first or I'll get on the track.
[05:28:58] But you eat it first.
[05:28:59] I wanna eat it alone bro.
[05:29:01] Do you eat that?
[05:29:01] And then I can help you.
[05:29:03] I got it.
[05:29:05] No, no, no, don't do that.
[05:29:07] No, no, no, no.
[05:29:09] How's the mentality?
[05:29:11] No, no, you know, bro.
[05:29:13] Don't do it, don't you dare.
[05:29:15] Excuse me, man? Don't let them pay for it.
[05:29:17] No, don't let them pay for it.
[05:29:19] That coffee looks good.
[05:29:21] That pound cake?
[05:29:23] That coffee looks good.
[05:29:25] Okay, like drink?
[05:29:27] There.
[05:29:29] That strawberry, I want to get like a little bit of it.
[05:29:31] another IRL down now the strawberry chocolate strawberry just the
[05:29:43] chocolate strawberry can we do one or 22 yes just one is okay one order
[05:30:01] Thank you.
[05:30:03] You got your guys so nice.
[05:30:07] Oh, you're the best.
[05:30:09] Are you sure?
[05:30:10] Yes, very nice. Very, very nice.
[05:30:12] Oh.
[05:30:14] Very nice.
[05:30:16] Wait for free?
[05:30:18] Who paid?
[05:30:19] Me.
[05:30:20] No, no, no. Let me pay. Let me pay.
[05:30:21] Let me pay. Let me pay.
[05:30:22] Don't listen to him.
[05:30:23] Me. Me. You pay. You pay.
[05:30:25] You pay.
[05:30:26] You say you pay?
[05:30:28] Who? Me?
[05:30:29] You say.
[05:30:30] Cool, I went fuck with you.
[05:30:32] Thank you, Ronda.
[05:30:34] Thank you.
[05:30:36] I want a friend like you.
[05:30:38] Did you want anything?
[05:30:40] No, I'm afraid of that.
[05:30:42] Wait, you want to be a friend?
[05:30:44] We want to be your friends.
[05:30:46] I want to be your friend.
[05:30:48] I'm four ladies.
[05:30:50] No!
[05:30:52] Wait, I want to be your friend now.
[05:30:54] I'm four.
[05:30:56] You don't understand.
[05:30:58] Wait.
[05:31:00] What? That's so upsetting!
[05:31:03] Yo!
[05:31:05] I don't see you. We'll be your friends.
[05:31:07] Can I be your friends?
[05:31:10] There it is.
[05:31:11] You need help.
[05:31:14] We'll come work for you.
[05:31:16] Do you want me to clean the dishes?
[05:31:17] No.
[05:31:18] For free.
[05:31:19] No, no.
[05:31:20] Not real for free.
[05:31:23] No!
[05:31:24] There's no such thing as an old lady job.
[05:31:26] No.
[05:31:27] You should be you should be living in the hills right now
[05:31:57] It's really good.
[05:32:09] Thank you very much.
[05:32:13] Is there?
[05:32:15] No problem.
[05:32:17] Are you sure you don't want friends?
[05:32:19] I have no friends.
[05:32:21] I'm just going to be your friend.
[05:32:23] So let me... so let us be your friend.
[05:32:25] No, no, no, it's okay.
[05:32:26] No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
[05:32:29] I see it's okay.
[05:32:30] No!
[05:32:31] My face.
[05:32:32] Take it.
[05:32:33] You take it.
[05:32:33] I can't, I can't.
[05:32:34] No, no, no, no, no, please, please.
[05:32:36] No.
[05:32:38] Why?
[05:32:39] Why?
[05:32:40] No, why?
[05:32:41] Because you're so nice, so, so nice to be honest.
[05:32:44] Customers are the kind of guys.
[05:32:46] Very, very nice.
[05:32:47] Do you want it?
[05:32:48] Thank you, brother.
[05:32:49] No, no, no, no.
[05:32:50] I'm gonna die it, I can't take it.
[05:32:52] You are not dying on that. I'm not fast.
[05:32:55] No! You're not fast!
[05:32:57] I'm too fast.
[05:32:58] You're beautiful.
[05:32:59] Like, like, like...
[05:33:01] You should be proud of yourself.
[05:33:03] Yeah.
[05:33:04] You're running the store.
[05:33:05] Where's your workers?
[05:33:06] No, everybody go home.
[05:33:08] Uh, uh, everybody go home.
[05:33:10] You should be proud of yourself.
[05:33:12] Yeah.
[05:33:13] You're gonna work by yourself.
[05:33:15] Let me work for you.
[05:33:17] Can you work? Can you work?
[05:33:18] In five minutes.
[05:33:19] Work three.
[05:33:20] For free.
[05:33:21] After you hear my boss will be killing me.
[05:33:23] What?
[05:33:24] Your boss will kill you.
[05:33:25] My boss is killing me.
[05:33:27] Shit.
[05:33:28] Don't do something.
[05:33:30] No.
[05:33:31] Okay.
[05:33:32] I don't need anything else.
[05:33:33] Next time come back.
[05:33:34] Don't make us.
[05:33:35] There's a tip door.
[05:33:36] No, no, no.
[05:33:37] There's a tip door.
[05:33:38] It's okay.
[05:33:39] I got this don't know earlier.
[05:33:40] Go home.
[05:33:41] No, come on.
[05:33:42] I don't need anything else.
[05:33:43] You should have no friends.
[05:33:44] You should have a Saturday.
[05:33:45] Every day for 15 hours.
[05:33:47] That's not good.
[05:33:48] You need to relax.
[05:33:49] You need to relax.
[05:33:50] You need to go in spa days, dig your nails done.
[05:33:53] I'm serious.
[05:33:54] Thank you so much.
[05:33:55] No, I'm serious.
[05:33:56] One day we'll take you to the spa.
[05:33:58] I'll be right there with you.
[05:34:00] Out the, out the, out the.
[05:34:02] What's your, what's your sale?
[05:34:04] You'll guys see it.
[05:34:06] That's one, help you out.
[05:34:08] Help you out.
[05:34:09] I do a few work here.
[05:34:10] My mom.
[05:34:11] You have this one.
[05:34:12] That's all I have.
[05:34:14] Thank you.
[05:34:15] Can I give you 100 bucks?
[05:34:16] Oh, I...
[05:34:18] Oh! Very cute!
[05:34:20] Yeah, very cute, yeah!
[05:34:21] Yeah, so cute!
[05:34:23] Oh, for my friends!
[05:34:25] For my friends.
[05:34:26] Where are you from originally?
[05:34:28] Singapore.
[05:34:28] Singapore?
[05:34:29] Do you speak Chinese?
[05:34:31] Yes, of course.
[05:34:31] I know some Chinese.
[05:34:33] I know what I need.
[05:34:37] Good buddy, yeah, right there.
[05:34:38] No, no, no! Good, good, good! What I need!
[05:34:41] Can I tell you 100 bucks?
[05:34:43] Come on.
[05:34:44] Oh, oh!
[05:34:45] No!
[05:34:45] Let's go!
[05:34:46] Go home!
[05:34:47] No!
[05:34:47] Go home. Thank you so much. Thank you to come here. Thank you. Talk to your young kids.
[05:34:52] Very very thank you. Can I tell you something? Honestly, careful home. Be honest. Young guys so young.
[05:34:58] You got to get home carefully too. Yes. I go home myself. Yes. Get home.
[05:35:03] You should be proud of yourself. You're a mom for you. Yeah. Are you?
[05:35:06] Do you take care of your kids? I don't care. I'm myself. Oh you're also.
[05:35:13] Hey listen, you're a strong independent woman.
[05:35:18] I'm proud of you.
[05:35:20] I wish I could give you a hundred bucks.
[05:35:22] No, don't give me that.
[05:35:24] You're kidding. After you get a job...
[05:35:27] No, I have a make-up.
[05:35:28] We have jobs.
[05:35:29] I have a job.
[05:35:30] Yeah, after you get a...
[05:35:31] That's the first word.
[05:35:32] Oh, this is good.
[05:35:34] No, listen.
[05:35:35] Look.
[05:35:36] You know, everybody would complain because they're already in your camera.
[05:35:40] Oh, no.
[05:35:42] You are beautiful. Stop. You should never speak that lowly of yourself. You are beautiful.
[05:36:00] You are a hard worker. You are an amazing person. You are a good soul. You should love
[05:36:05] yourself. Thank you. I try my best. You need any help? Let me help. Come on, we'll help you.
[05:36:11] Come on, let me help you. No, no, you're going to. You're going to. I do myself. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
[05:36:19] The top ones, the top ones too or no? No, no. You need any more help? No. Come on.
[05:36:35] I promise you I have nothing else to do and I have a maid bag so I would love to give you some money
[05:36:41] He's got a maid bag. I would love I would love to help in any way. You said you work 15 hours a day
[05:36:47] hours a day
[05:36:51] So let me so let me okay, let me buy let me buy this let me buy. Oh, yeah
[05:36:55] That's the best.
[05:36:57] Come on.
[05:36:59] Oh.
[05:37:01] It's so nice.
[05:37:03] Can I get a cluster?
[05:37:05] I want to buy the cluster.
[05:37:07] Let me buy this whole thing.
[05:37:09] How much for all of this right here?
[05:37:11] Can we buy it really quickly?
[05:37:13] It would be to buy.
[05:37:15] No, no, no.
[05:37:17] No, no, not for free.
[05:37:19] Not for free.
[05:37:21] Stop, stop, stop.
[05:37:23] I'm not gonna eat it.
[05:37:25] I have to pay for it.
[05:37:26] You should not eat it.
[05:37:27] No, no, no, I'm not gonna eat it.
[05:37:29] He's not gonna eat it.
[05:37:30] Who knows if I buy it, if I buy it.
[05:37:32] You see?
[05:37:33] I'll buy it if I eat it.
[05:37:34] No, no, no, you don't eat it.
[05:37:35] No, he's not gonna eat it.
[05:37:36] He's not gonna eat it.
[05:37:37] If you give it to me for free, I won't eat it.
[05:37:38] Come next time.
[05:37:39] Come next time.
[05:37:40] No, no.
[05:37:41] You'll come next time.
[05:37:42] Let me buy all this, let me buy all this.
[05:37:44] Come on.
[05:37:45] No, no, this is expensive.
[05:37:47] That's fine.
[05:37:48] Shall I open my bank account or like?
[05:37:50] Yo, she think I'm broke.
[05:37:51] No, it's fine.
[05:37:52] You save for the money for your mama and daddy.
[05:37:54] I got my parents.
[05:37:55] My parents are good.
[05:37:56] Baby, you bought it.
[05:37:57] Save the money for papa and mama.
[05:38:01] Baby, you bought it.
[05:38:02] I bought my parents' cars.
[05:38:04] Now I'm trying to buy you a car.
[05:38:05] What's up?
[05:38:07] Mama, papa is really important.
[05:38:09] Save the money for your papa and mama.
[05:38:11] No, I bought my mama a pair of L-E-D-E-D.
[05:38:15] Oh, I look broke.
[05:38:16] Now she's playing my Facebook.
[05:38:17] Now she's just hospitality.
[05:38:20] Can we please buy something else?
[05:38:22] Uh, I'll see you back.
[05:38:26] Bro, do you think she'll crack?
[05:38:28] Bro, yes you will.
[05:38:30] I'm gonna give her a thousand bucks.
[05:38:32] You should. I don't know.
[05:38:34] I'm not sure.
[05:38:36] But, I don't know if I can give it to her.
[05:38:38] Anything else up?
[05:38:42] Who, ATM?
[05:38:44] I don't know.
[05:38:46] Yeah, yeah, there's a thing right over here.
[05:38:49] Wait, ma'am, how much longer do you open for it?
[05:38:55] How much longer? I'm closed.
[05:38:57] Closed? Can you wait five more minutes?
[05:38:59] I'm closed. I'm closed.
[05:39:01] I'm closed. I'm closed.
[05:39:05] I'm closed. Might just come in to tell me.
[05:39:07] Wait.
[05:39:09] Can I talk to your boss?
[05:39:11] Can I be back in five minutes? I want to give you something.
[05:39:13] No, no.
[05:39:15] Don't spend money.
[05:39:17] Come back. No, no, there's no next time.
[05:39:20] No, come back. Where do you live?
[05:39:22] Far away, far away.
[05:39:24] Are you sure?
[05:39:25] I live in, I live in California.
[05:39:28] You too?
[05:39:29] I'm visiting.
[05:39:30] I'm visiting?
[05:39:31] I'm visiting you.
[05:39:32] You like, you like the New York City?
[05:39:34] Yeah, let me buy all of this, let me buy all of this right here.
[05:39:36] Do it.
[05:39:37] I'm serious, just talk, bring it up.
[05:39:39] No, no, no, no.
[05:39:40] You're not honest.
[05:39:41] Hey, uh, uh, tell me back.
[05:39:43] I've been better just to get her straight to her instead of buying it.
[05:39:46] Wait, wait.
[05:39:47] Stay here and I'll be back.
[05:39:49] Say, Dai, you are Chinese.
[05:39:51] No, no, I'm Vietnamese.
[05:39:53] I get that a lot though.
[05:39:54] I will be back, 5 minutes.
[05:39:56] He's gonna talk to you.
[05:39:59] Wait, citizen's bank?
[05:40:00] That's citizen's bank.
[05:40:06] Shit.
[05:40:09] Wait, am I withdrawing from this bank?
[05:40:11] Uh, I think any, any debit card you can try again.
[05:40:16] What's up, bro?
[05:40:18] Damn!
[05:40:20] I'm following you.
[05:40:21] I'm walking here!
[05:40:23] Yeah, I'm walking here.
[05:40:26] Come on, man.
[05:40:27] We're on the streets.
[05:40:41] I'd see our next one right here.
[05:40:46] I see a pair of machine here.
[05:40:49] No!
[05:40:51] Fuck!
[05:40:53] Fuck!
[05:41:00] Oh my god!
[05:41:32] I'm still working on top, trying to top.
[05:41:38] Fuck!
[05:41:40] ATM near me.
[05:41:46] Everything's closed!
[05:41:50] No!
[05:41:53] Fuck!
[05:42:02] Wait 800 feet?
[05:42:07] Fuck John, like they're, you know, life life.
[05:42:10] No, that looks like that.
[05:42:11] They're Chase ATM.
[05:42:12] 800 feet away.
[05:42:13] Bye.
[05:42:14] Can I have your speed?
[05:42:16] Huh?
[05:42:17] Can I have your speed?
[05:42:18] No English?
[05:42:19] No, yeah.
[05:42:20] I don't speak, I only speak English.
[05:42:24] No.
[05:42:25] Nada?
[05:42:26] Nada.
[05:42:27] Um, then, then nada.
[05:42:31] I think this is open down here.
[05:42:41] Huh?
[05:42:42] How far?
[05:42:43] Let me see how you're doing.
[05:42:46] There's an A3.
[05:42:47] She said she was going to play with me.
[05:42:50] You're going to play with me?
[05:42:52] I'm going to play with you.
[05:42:54] I'm trying to figure out where we're at.
[05:42:58] I don't know how to play with you.
[05:43:00] Oh my god.
[05:43:01] I think this is it.
[05:43:11] Right there, boom.
[05:43:12] Hey, he's right in front of you. It's the big guy's side.
[05:43:19] He's like, whoa, fuck, man.
[05:43:22] See, it was open till 10.
[05:43:26] Damn.
[05:43:27] Damn, bro.
[05:43:29] What do we do, Chad?
[05:43:37] Go back? You just started?
[05:43:42] Oh
[05:43:53] What a dog I'm on the mission right now
[05:43:57] Yeah, yeah
[05:44:05] What's the what's the move at any of you?
[05:44:08] How far is it
[05:44:10] I bet.
[05:44:16] Come on.
[05:44:17] Get me in there, bro.
[05:44:19] Hello.
[05:44:20] Ian?
[05:44:23] Get some life fucking pain, y'all.
[05:44:35] Okay.
[05:44:36] All at all?
[05:44:40] Let's make this late at night, bro.
[05:44:42] Nah, bro, she deserves it, man.
[05:44:44] 15 hour shifts.
[05:44:46] Just her and her mom.
[05:44:48] Come on, man.
[05:44:50] Thousand bucks.
[05:44:52] That ain't nothing, bro.
[05:44:54] That ain't nothing, bro.
[05:44:56] Come on, bro.
[05:44:58] Let's give her this money, man.
[05:45:04] NYU?
[05:45:06] I bet. I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna pull up after.
[05:45:08] No, no, just the meat.
[05:45:20] No, just kidding, hey.
[05:45:26] Wait, I'm coming.
[05:45:33] Come on, John.
[05:45:37] Watch out for the mic. Go, go, go, go!
[05:45:42] I'm walking!
[05:45:53] Aunty, Aunty.
[05:45:55] Do you have some money for you?
[05:45:57] No!
[05:45:58] No, you have to take it.
[05:45:59] No, no, no!
[05:46:00] Thousand bucks!
[05:46:01] No!
[05:46:02] Take the money!
[05:46:03] No!
[05:46:04] Take the money!
[05:46:05] No, no, I can't, I can't!
[05:46:06] No, no, no, no.
[05:46:08] Already, we're gonna do it.
[05:46:10] Young boy, no, young boy.
[05:46:14] No, young boy. I can't, I can't, no.
[05:46:17] I can't, I can't.
[05:46:19] I'm not money.
[05:46:21] You're a hard worker in the service.
[05:46:23] No, it's okay.
[05:46:24] You deserve it.
[05:46:25] I'm not. Young boy.
[05:46:26] Here, we have to get it. We have to get it inside.
[05:46:28] No, I can't.
[05:46:30] I can't. I can't.
[05:46:32] Okay, I'm gonna leave it outside your door then.
[05:46:35] And someone's gonna take it.
[05:46:37] Yes, someone's gonna take it.
[05:46:38] No, if you don't take it, someone else will.
[05:46:39] Thank you so much.
[05:46:40] I'm very, very happy.
[05:46:42] I'm gonna put it right here.
[05:46:42] No, no.
[05:46:43] I'm gonna put it right there.
[05:46:44] Okay, bye.
[05:46:45] No.
[05:46:46] No, no.
[05:46:47] Next time come to see me.
[05:46:48] Next time come to see me.
[05:46:49] I'm very happy.
[05:46:50] I have nobody I have been.
[05:46:52] Oh, very good.
[05:46:53] You have nobody, but you have me.
[05:46:55] And you have a thousand bucks.
[05:46:57] No.
[05:46:57] Take the money.
[05:46:58] We take the money.
[05:47:00] You have to take it.
[05:47:05] Yeah, my friends, my friends.
[05:47:10] No, no!
[05:47:11] No!
[05:47:12] No!
[05:47:13] No!
[05:47:14] Don't do that.
[05:47:15] Why?
[05:47:16] Why?
[05:47:17] No, I have money.
[05:47:18] No, no, no.
[05:47:19] I have money too.
[05:47:20] No, I have money.
[05:47:21] We're gonna support your business.
[05:47:22] We're gonna support your business.
[05:47:23] You say you work 15 hours a day?
[05:47:25] Yeah, I work 15 hours a day.
[05:47:26] You deserve more.
[05:47:27] You deserve more.
[05:47:28] It's okay.
[05:47:29] I love you more.
[05:47:30] I love you more.
[05:47:31] I'm gonna be the man, your guy.
[05:47:32] Thank you so much.
[05:47:33] You take care of you and your mom.
[05:47:35] It's okay. I can take care of you.
[05:47:37] I can take care of my mom. My mom loves me.
[05:47:39] I love my mom. My mom makes me healthy.
[05:47:41] Yeah. My mom makes me healthy.
[05:47:43] She does. I can use some money for a stop-in.
[05:47:45] My mom is beautiful.
[05:47:47] She's beautiful.
[05:47:49] Listen, listen. I'm a millionaire.
[05:47:51] I don't need the money for us.
[05:47:55] I tell you, boy, this money is for daddy mommy.
[05:47:57] Is mommy what?
[05:47:59] I retire my parents.
[05:48:01] Mommy, Mommy Daddy made you so handsome, man!
[05:48:05] Ah, not yet.
[05:48:06] See, now you're going to have to go on this or I'm going to keep doing that shit.
[05:48:09] I need a closer phone, my manager will do it.
[05:48:11] Listen, listen, I'm not going to leave unless you take the money.
[05:48:13] Yeah, but I'm not going to leave unless you take the money.
[05:48:15] No, no, no, I cannot. I don't know you who you are.
[05:48:18] Later, I cannot.
[05:48:19] Grandson's.
[05:48:21] Yes.
[05:48:22] Where did you put the money?
[05:48:23] Where did you put the money?
[05:48:25] Nothing's wrong.
[05:48:27] Let's go.
[05:48:28] She asked me.
[05:48:29] Your friend? What is it, sir?
[05:48:30] You said you work 15 hours shift?
[05:48:40] Of course!
[05:48:41] You S.A.
[05:48:42] You need to pay rent.
[05:48:43] Yeah, exactly.
[05:48:44] So let me know if you pay rent.
[05:48:46] Listen, I know.
[05:48:47] I got a maid back.
[05:48:49] How do you pay back?
[05:48:51] You go to school.
[05:48:52] I don't go to school.
[05:48:53] I dropped out.
[05:48:54] I do this.
[05:48:55] You want to look at my bank account?
[05:49:05] I have to flex on her so I can give her my money.
[05:49:15] No, it's me. Give you money.
[05:49:17] No, give me money.
[05:49:19] No, it's okay.
[05:49:21] You guys seem young, very young.
[05:49:23] I'm young and I'm blessed to be in the position that I am that I can.
[05:49:27] Do you have money? Give money.
[05:49:29] No, no. You don't look at day-on at 25.
[05:49:35] Oh, I'm older than you at least.
[05:49:37] 60, yes.
[05:49:39] I bet. Look at my bank account.
[05:49:41] I'm gonna tell you my brokerage, okay?
[05:49:46] Look, look.
[05:49:47] I'm sure he's gonna come in.
[05:49:51] I'll show you.
[05:49:52] I'll show you.
[05:49:53] He's taking the money.
[05:49:57] Okay.
[05:49:58] Okay.
[05:49:59] So take the thousand.
[05:50:00] Take the thousand.
[05:50:01] Take the thousand.
[05:50:02] I don't need it.
[05:50:03] Take the thousand.
[05:50:04] Young boy.
[05:50:05] Young boy.
[05:50:06] Young boy.
[05:50:07] I'm not young boy.
[05:50:08] I'm Jason Alene.
[05:50:09] Young boy.
[05:50:10] It's your money now.
[05:50:11] It's your money.
[05:50:12] I don't need it.
[05:50:13] Use your pain.
[05:50:14] Give me your money.
[05:50:15] I took care of my parents.
[05:50:16] You need to take your baby, baby, take care of her.
[05:50:19] Let me talk.
[05:50:20] No, I'm okay.
[05:50:21] This is making you speak.
[05:50:23] Handsome.
[05:50:24] Handsome.
[05:50:25] Handsome.
[05:50:26] Watch out.
[05:50:27] Don't do that.
[05:50:28] She's got to chill.
[05:50:29] Watch out.
[05:50:30] Watch out.
[05:50:31] Watch out.
[05:50:32] Watch out.
[05:50:33] Watch out.
[05:50:34] Watch out.
[05:50:35] Watch out.
[05:50:36] Watch out.
[05:50:37] Watch out.
[05:50:38] Watch out.
[05:50:39] Watch out.
[05:50:40] and I'm gonna do it out of love.
[05:50:42] And I'm not.
[05:50:43] You put the money for me.
[05:50:44] I'm ready, I can look here for you,
[05:50:46] I don't look for you.
[05:50:47] You don't need to look for me anymore.
[05:50:47] I might never see you again.
[05:50:49] But the fact that I see that you're working hard
[05:50:52] every single day, 15 hours to provide for you
[05:50:54] and your mother, and you're saying
[05:50:56] you're the last one to clock out,
[05:50:58] and your boss is making sure you say
[05:51:00] your boss might get in trouble,
[05:51:02] listen, the least I could do
[05:51:03] as someone in a blessed position
[05:51:06] is give you a thousand bucks.
[05:51:07] So I'm gonna give you this money now,
[05:51:09] I'm gonna run away. I just ran an ad and I made this so I'm gonna I'm gonna give
[05:51:19] this money and I might never see you again but listen can I give you a hug?
[05:51:23] Thank you so much. Thank you boy. Thank you. Thank you boy. Thank you so much.
[05:51:28] Okay, thank you.
[05:51:29] Thank you so much.
[05:51:30] Alright, goodbye.
[05:51:31] No!
[05:51:32] Yeah, I'm like, oh my god!
[05:51:34] Damn!
[05:51:34] Oh!
[05:51:35] Oh!
[05:51:35] Oh!
[05:51:36] Oh!
[05:51:36] Oh!
[05:51:37] Oh, damn it!
[05:51:37] Oh, damn it!
[05:51:38] Oh!
[05:51:38] Oh!
[05:51:39] Oh!
[05:51:55] Hey, bro.
[05:51:56] Hey, how was the shit?
[05:51:58] Hey, it's nice to meet you.
[05:52:00] Nice to meet you.
[05:52:01] And so?
[05:52:02] Nice to meet you.
[05:52:03] Nice to meet you.
[05:52:04] Yeah, yeah.
[05:52:12] We locked it now, bro.
[05:52:15] Now by the turnies, by the turnies.
[05:52:17] Exactly.
[05:52:18] So that's the place we make door to turn.
[05:52:21] We locked it forever now.
[05:52:23] Yo, yo.
[05:52:25] Still meeting you?
[05:52:26] Yo, it's great meeting you.
[05:52:27] I need you too.
[05:52:28] Got you my boy.
[05:52:29] Hey.
[05:52:30] You guys are inspirational.
[05:52:31] Likewise, man.
[05:52:32] Hey.
[05:52:33] You guys going?
[05:52:34] Have a good night, guys.
[05:52:35] Night, bro.
[05:52:36] If you want to comment on why you, I can show you my dorm.
[05:52:38] That's great.
[05:52:39] That's great.
[05:52:40] The dorm?
[05:52:41] The homie's dorm?
[05:52:42] Yeah.
[05:52:43] Bro, what up, dude?
[05:52:44] It's a pretty good university, I guess.
[05:52:47] Um...
[05:52:48] City.
[05:52:49] No, it's okay, man.
[05:52:50] Thank you for the offer, though.
[05:52:51] Yeah, of course, bro.
[05:52:52] Thank you, bro.
[05:52:53] Good to meet you.
[05:52:54] Yeah, of course.
[05:52:55] Good to meet you.
[05:52:56] Good to meet you.
[05:52:58] Okay, there you go.
[05:53:12] Alright, man.
[05:53:13] Good to meet you, anyway.
[05:53:14] Have a good one, man.
[05:53:15] Good to meet you.
[05:53:16] Thanks, man.
[05:53:20] Check if she's good.
[05:53:22] Sneak check, bro.
[05:53:23] And then we out, bro.
[05:53:24] Okay.
[05:53:25] What if she's running after me trying to find me?
[05:53:36] Man, bro, that was a great feeling.
[05:53:42] I really hope I'll cross the street. I bet.
[05:53:46] I'm gonna cross the street right here. Wait, let me take a peek to the score.
[05:53:49] She's gonna be inside the doors and we'll lock.
[05:53:52] She's closing up.
[05:53:55] You gotta jiggle peak the camera.
[05:53:58] No, you just walk past.
[05:54:01] Okay.
[05:54:02] Go.
[05:54:03] Wait, wait, wait.
[05:54:04] She's sweet, babe.
[05:54:05] Is your bear sweet, babe?
[05:54:06] Yeah.
[05:54:07] She's sweet, babe.
[05:54:09] Is your bear sweet, babe?
[05:54:11] Yeah, a little bit.
[05:54:13] She's sweet, babe.
[05:54:15] Hey, man.
[05:54:17] Yeah.
[05:54:19] Yeah.
[05:54:21] Yes.
[05:54:23] You want to sleep over?
[05:54:25] Yeah.
[05:54:27] Yeah.
[05:54:29] Yeah.
[05:54:31] Yeah.
[05:54:33] Yeah.
[05:54:35] You want to screw it up?
[05:54:37] Yeah.
[05:54:48] Alright man.
[05:54:49] Have a good one.
[05:54:50] Have a good one.
[05:54:55] Hey yo, Jason, hold on, bro.
[05:54:58] Yo, scream Jackson 5.
[05:55:00] My type makes, by the way.
[05:55:01] Appreciate it.
[05:55:05] I guess I'm not gonna lie here Jackson 5 and I finished Korean cuz I thought he was talking about Michael Jackson
[05:55:14] All right chat listen
[05:55:17] Ended off a good D-bell
[05:55:19] That was amazing man
[05:55:21] Tomorrow we got May back Monday
[05:55:24] Beach we're in Wannam
[05:55:26] 4 p.m. Eastern, so I'll probably put up a little earlier
[05:55:29] Um, but yeah, I'm gonna end stream there. I'm probably gonna get some food off stream
[05:55:35] I say I'm gonna get my chrome parts felt her since hotel and then just gonna chill at home, bro
[05:55:42] W fuckin stream today. I love you. I appreciate y'all
[05:55:46] Store name
[05:55:48] Shagging the store name
[05:55:51] You know it
[05:55:54] Let me see I
[05:55:55] I think I can just look on maps.
[05:55:57] I don't want this diamond to talk to me, so give me a second.
[05:56:00] You
[05:56:24] All right chat no don't say all right well shoot
[05:56:26] Alright well I'm out man. I love y'all. Thank y'all for watching. Today was a great
[05:56:31] stream. Little solo vibe. Just ran her shit in New York. Bro she had to end so.
[05:56:35] She had to auto-homey. I'm out of this chill. Go to sleep tomorrow. Last day in
[05:56:39] New York and then I'm out in Miami. Out in Miami. I love y'all. I'mma see y'all tomorrow.