jasontheween
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04-04-2026 · 4h 03m
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You to get to retire.
I bet now I'm not gonna retire you know what Michael Jordan retired and came back and he
played on the wizards bet bro you know what when have I ever quit at something
and in my life never never never I've always had great determination I'm gonna
go on a train yard bro I'm gonna go on a train yard facts and then I'm gonna
improve in basketball just not right now man right now I'm doing on vacation
then imma come back bro okay you know what its fine
um but on a good note imma be watching the video later
bro get it get your fucking ha haas get it get it all out bro
troll me all you fucking want man troll me all you fucking want
blah blah blah anyways anyways
a good note met yay yesterday met yay yesterday yes that is real it was fucking
insane I did not get a photo because you know out of respect for for yay and he
He was with his wife, chilling, sitting down, bro,
picked or didn't happen?
No, no, I mean, listen, listen, I'm not lying.
No pick didn't happen.
This is what happened.
All right, so after the concert,
we got back to the crib.
I thought we're gonna go straight to like the after party
or his crib or whatever it is, bro.
Shout out to Griff, but Griff connected us with G.
Ron said, you asked?
Well, I did ask I did ask I
Was shameless okay, then damn he exposed my damn he exposed me well shit
I did fucking ask but
Gee the guy that got us into the after party was like yo after after he'll take it after
So you sold I didn't I did it said I didn't sound in my mind
out of respect I mean to be honest it was like a read the room type of
situation and I read the room and I thought I could snag a photo but the
person that I fucking shot my shot I shot my shot
Yo purple rain with the 20 gifted. It's fine
It's fun
I shot my shot listen. All right, so yeah, we got to the crib then we went to the after party wrong about it
Go to sleep, but oh got a text message saying yo
Pull up to the after party will get you in
Well, you'll meet yay. It'll be a cool experience boom. We walk and me and run. I seen Travis Scott
Wait, I seen Travis Scott walking past my makeback when we parked inside of the venue, bro
I mean, it was crazy seeing Travis Scott walk past the main bag
I think we met eye contact. He hit me with a little nod. He was not of approval. He's like nice car, bro
Speaking of my may back. I will get into that later
Then we walk into the venue
G shadow to G he brings us to the VIP section where yay is sitting next to his wife and
all his friends and family listening to his new album and watching like people wrestle.
Really don't know what the vibe was that was like so I've never been in a venue like that before
Look, I got videos. I took I took videos
look
Here I'll share my screen right now the bully. Oh the bully
Like this
I mean, I don't know, it was very, like...
Yeah, I had a better video. Yeah, look.
This was what I was watching, chap.
Black Trucks? It was a listening party basically. But yeah. Walked in, music playing loud as
shit, speakers if I can blow my ears out, me and Ron walk up to Ye, greet Ye, start
glazing Ye, and he actually held a conversation with us, which is really cool. I'm gonna
honest yo he's skin is so clear and he does not look old at all I swear to you
pictures of him where he has gray hairs and like like he looks old bro on
everything I love he does not look like those pictures bro I'm not even
trying to glaze like he looked mad young cologne did he get cologne I don't
know bro I don't know but yeah basically went up and says honor talked about
his concert Ron went up it was like yo Donda saved my life and yeah it was
like oh I was thinking about playing that for the set list yeah yeah Ron went
to save my life route bro and I thought and you know and then I asked for a
picture and then she was like after after after so we sat there we listened
and we enjoyed the show and then it was 3 20 a.m. and he started replaying the
album and it was getting late so yeah we ended up going home afterwards but
it was still super cool like Coyla Ray was there too mad random Coyla Ray
was there but who else was there I don't know they all rich as fuck in there and
they were all wearing black her fine ass I see her twerking on the timeline yeah
bro yeah yeah so yeah we left um quick interaction but it was still like bro
that's like some legendary actually I might be glazing but it was cool man
for a little bit, talking for a little bit,
shout out to G, shout out to Griff
for even setting that up.
We might lose some shit in the future,
or that's what G said at least.
But yeah, then we left 320,
fucked wrong in the back of my May back.
Then I went to sleep at around like 4 a.m., woke up,
mad as fuck, because I'm seeing my timeline.
Jason lost to Rekhae in a 1v1.
I'm such a piece of shit, man.
Then I'm like, bro, I gotta take this energy and put it into something that's gonna improve my life.
So I go to the gym, but I'm so fucking mad.
I see Darla's car in the parking lot of our house.
I rammed her fucking car.
Yes, I rammed her fucking car.
And then I went to the gym
and hopped on a stairmaster for a little bit
and then I got home and then yeah.
Bro, look at this shit, man.
Bro, I was so mad.
I was like, fuck you, dog!
I'm just kidding, nah.
And I rammed her fucking car.
Luckily, my Maybach is completely fine, bro.
I swear to God this shit is a fucking tank tank
All my my made back
The only thing that got damaged was the ceramic wrap cap chat I
Looked at it. Yo, we I looked at it
The only thing that got damaged was the ceramic wrap like it peels off
How the fuck you keep hitting shit with 20 cameras on the car?
Oh my god, I didn't hear the beeps.
I didn't hear the fucking beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!
Bro!
Bro, I didn't hear it!
And I told you I did it on purpose because I was just mad at life.
So I took it out on Darla's fucking RS5.
Dude!
Use your eyes.
I was trying to put on a song!
Huh.
Holy shit!
Man, I was trying to put on a song.
but yeah that was basically last night's a day bro woes I saw your tweet bro I'm happy that you
enjoyed that concert I was very wholesome of you yeah yeah you're genuine retard hey but guess what
dumb beat speed and a push a fade up
ah man ah man listen equivalent exchange all right I've been still I'm still
watching full metal alchemist sometimes in life you win the things but for you
to win, you have to lose, all right? Only the luckiest of the luckiest people win, win,
win, win, win, win, win, win, win. All right? The life is a balance, all right? If you
always win, you wouldn't, the feeling of winning, winning wouldn't hit. So the fact
that I lose, the fact that I crash my Maybag, and that feeling of despair and envy and
FUCK! GOD DAMN IT WHY?!
Makes winning feels ten times better.
I'm not, bruh, I'm not even trying to do a coke here, I'm being serious.
Jason Nicole?
Oh my god.
Yugi has a message, you got mail.
All right, bro, let's go to speed I saw that comment speed looks better has more money
It will beat you up bro. Holy shit, man
dude
It's just a push-up fade
He might have 60 various he made our website and the switch stuff on his brother and then you stole your constant
He stole it!
He sent him the fucking voice message, you know?
Hey man, I fuck with you, but you've been with him for two years now.
You're going on three?
Yeah, fuck with sixty.
You know what I mean?
But when it came to fucking fighting on boxing, you hit me real quick.
You a hoe!
Bitch! Fuck you! You stupid bitch!
Ugly chopped fucking bug.
Why would I hit Yugi up for
yay tickets?
When...
He's in Austin, bro.
He's in Austin.
I got paid $10 from Sunny for the whole website.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Sissy deserve that shit.
And you're not even in LA!
Why you crying?
Mr. Beast, why wasn't I invited to this event, bro?
Relax, relax.
Calm down, don't rage on me.
Mr. Beast invited.
But unfortunately guys, he wasn't able to attend this event due to an unexpected stomach ache.
I was about to board the flight that same morning, I barely was even able to stand right here straight,
and I'm like, man this doesn't seem right. You know what I'm saying? Like it was,
I believe it was on the east coast, so that's like a four to five hour flight from like your lane
shit, bro. Yo, the bubble deaths on a four to five hour flight, I wouldn't even wish that I'm
So wow wow
Anyways, dude, we got mad shit a Loki booted up a little late
I do want to watch that mr. Beast video. I will be watching that before the tournament, but we got a ballerin
Tournament hosted by GC today. I think GC is also a captain. Um, wait, who got the captain list? I
Am a captain I heard which means we gotta regain myself today
I got something to prove I got something to fucking prove today. I
Need to witness it. I need to
I
Need so bad. I need this so bad
Why BG bro? I mean I will I will draft a God squad. I'm not going for content today
I don't give a fuck. I'm going for the win
Jason has a captain for today's streamer Valorant tournament.
JC Jobar owning Ron Lacey agent Jason Lee Muda.
I'm the second best player?
Ron is better!
Ron's shaft is too high!
Fuck, bro.
Fuck, man.
Why is Lacey captain?
I don't fucking know.
Why is Lacey captain, bro?
This guy's dog shit!
Not in order?
Okay, fine. That's good.
good that's good okay that's good that's good listen today I'm gonna be winning
this now this is what I fucking came up on bro if I lose this shit I will bro
I will lose my fucking mind lose my fucking mind I don't care I'm directing
a God squad I've been looking at the group chat and who's in the group chat
All fucking night yesterday after the yay after party
These are
The night wait did he leak all the people playing it or no
No
So don't leak don't leak
Don't leak. I'm alive, bro. It's some pretty good. It's a pretty good lineup today. Like
it's gonna be fire chat. If I get the team that I want, make it about yourself. Well,
bro, if GC didn't leak it, I don't want to be that guy, bro. I don't want to be
that guy but I will say this wait why can't I leak why can't I save it ask him
ah whatever bro go practice practice last night anyways suspense factor okay
yeah I'll wait I'll wait I'll wait bro cuz it's literally gonna be in 40 minutes
So we're good man.
Okay, let me do that right now.
Sorry, hold it up.
Uh, is this okay?
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
Mommy, I'm sorry for betraying you, my queen.
I said, for your forgiveness.
I just hit my face.
Okay, okay.
okay that's pretty good i appreciate that all right you know one punishment right off the bat though okay
one two three
oh no bro just like 2024 Jason and ween Jason and weenie
I can't even say anything, bro, because I literally did this shit 10 times worse.
I did this shit way worse than he did, bro.
5G's made it.
It was on ABC News.
Ha ha.
I made it!
I made it!
I'm on TV!
That's my soldier!
Yo, bro, chill out on the soundboard, man!
That's really my dog.
What the fuck?
We made it on the news, bro.
W's
Let's watch this video bro before the tournament starts. We gotta watch this video
Hey, I made it on the thumbnail that day. That's me right there. That's me. That's me. He changed the thumbnail
It's me though. Nice
Beat Bob Raqqai, bro, save it man. Let me watch this video
You fucking lie. Yo, you tell me you like to record
These are the biggest streamers in the universe!
Come on, bro!
That's me in the middle right there!
That's me in the middle, man!
On everything I'm lovin', I know.
Marlon, did he get that fucking Diddy Drift a chop-ified potion?
Hello?
Why am I mocking him right here?
What the fuck?
And the last one of them to leave wins it all.
This man's gonna be co-hosting with me for this video.
Do whatever you want.
Keep streamers here, so I thought it would only make sense.
I'm trying to get some people out.
Yo, I'm paranoid!
We're locked in together, we're locked in together, all right?
Do we have like a Spanish alliance?
Yeah, it's a power fight.
Listen, bro, I know y'all already know what happened in the video with me and Rekai,
but hey, 40-minute Mr. Beast video, this video's probably gonna hit 100 million views,
brother, I made it to the end, bro, and honestly, that's all that matters.
I'm coping.
I think it's all about strategy in here.
Me, I'm willing to do anything.
You want me to get on the floor, start twerking, I'll do it.
I don't.
I'm just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.
If you want me to I'll do it. I really don't want you to do it.
Dude, I was dork as shit. That tan, that tan look, he disappeared. I want the tan back.
Might have to do another island stream.
Yes.
I don't.
Just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.
I really don't want you to do it.
I think I'm doing a cube, but I'm about to go crazy.
These streamers, all they know how to do is go like lazy.
I do feel like that.
I choose a little lower, dude.
It's dropped a lot.
I'm curious how you're going to switch it up.
Let's do it.
Kill some of them. Stop being scared.
No! Hey, I'm gonna click on him!
Give me the gun!
You gotta make me cry.
XQC, bro?
XQC is funny as shit.
Just don't say that. You look Cambodian.
Oh, bro, I honestly think I look better with a tan, man.
That's...anyway, I'm getting distracted.
What happened yet? So, they don't know.
Alright, it's time for the first show. What is it?
Hell no. Alright.
On this wall is a photo of each of you.
No!
You're voting till the nick of the...
No, I think...
Maybe you throw ball at him.
Oh, back up behind the purple line!
Here we go, man.
First challenge.
The nerves, bro.
Everybody was nervous, man.
No one wanted to lose.
Imagine losing in the first round?
Imagine, bro!
The do is shoot the photo of the streamer that you hate the most.
Hey, Morgan, stay away.
After all 50 of you fired, the five targets hit the most.
Will be shot.
Could not be us, ref facts.
Step over the line if you want to shoot first.
Oh, I'm sketched it.
Sketch was not sober for any of this, by the way.
This dude snuck in a weed pen.
We couldn't bring anything into the box.
He somehow snuck, he snuck in a weed pen.
I'm not gonna lie, every safe pick here goal of this, you didn't want to make any enemies
his buggy shoot day, Clancy.
I'm gonna be honest, you're not gonna get eliminated.
That's us, this is a safe shoot.
This is a safe shot.
It's a CEO of Twitch.
You're about to get banned, bro.
Hey, hey, I'll take your ban.
No one's to shoot next.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Come on, man, let's go.
Oh!
You're about to get me banned, man.
What were you aiming for?
One win, of course.
Damn, no!
One win.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, man.
Can I bring up something real quick?
Yeah.
You're gonna miss, old man.
Oh
Or a lot of
And the brutality continue
Damn bro date fucking cut edit everything bro 40 minute video
Well, how long was this?
This should probably be like, back.
This took like an hour.
That's sick!
And just like that, the least like streamers are starting to reveal themselves.
Three people are on the chopping block. Who's next?
I think we shoot whoever shoots us.
It was like people are aiming at whoever aimed for them.
I'm the battle with anybody.
I'm the battle with anybody.
How she's done. How she's done.
Damn!
I don't want to take anyone out. Is that okay?
That's fine, yeah.
Oh
Just do our key really posted on Twitter right after the shoe instead of he won
I
Nice shot, man nice fucking shot M3 mr. M3 himself. Oh my god, bro
They play a save, I can't make enemies out of you.
In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves getting-
Bro, but we were all trying to save Marlin.
Like, as a group, they cut it out, obviously,
but we were strategically trying to shoot
and team up with people who would shoot like Sina,
cause Sina had like three.
Nah, we were trying to get Sina now.
I forgot, I think it was Rubius or some shit.
We were trying to save Marlin, bro.
We were trying to.
Limited.
We're all boys, not Archie, or Archie already had like four, four pay-ball shots on his thingy, it was over for Archie, there was no saving him.
But Marla had like three, and there was like four other people with three, and we're trying to save him, and obviously, actually, let's watch the video.
Oh
Thanks to ex-qc's outbursts
The five most targeted streamers finally revealed themselves.
Save the lights, friend!
You five are now eliminated.
The big M3.
Archey, T.A. Clancy, XQC, and Courage.
The big five to get out in the first hour of this shoot.
Wow.
Wow.
Marla over here doing her straps on this fucking camera.
Brother buddy, buddy wanted to get out bro. So he can post a little fucking thirst trap man get his little tattoos
Artie though. I felt bad for Artie. XQC. I know he was mad at shit
Mad at shit Dan Clancy
Expected courage
RIP
Before he left XQC had something to say to the streamers
Oh
Maldi bro, actually see mad. I sure he got out, bro
I don't know. Yeah, oh, I feign him all the MP guys and
And DDG
Just had the class with XGC
All right, we're walking walking change the floor
I'm not worth bro, I'm thinking in my mind, hold on, the DJI attracts the timer when you
press record
I was like so probably I already has the same idea
It holds their hand on this limbo and takes it up closest to 10 minutes
We'll win it and let it go live in this cube and give it away to one of your viewers
Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated
Okay, if you want to compete for this Lamborghini step inside the circle in the next two minutes
Oh
That knows
Big four
Who is this?
Start the timer at three two one the rest is on you
Look at the strap for them everyone is the boat as shit sister stole my strap
But just like the paintball game chaos was about to take over. I think that's time guys. You're good 15 67 30
86 20 20 20
My god, that was my voice bro
737 that's me
Six minutes, nine is ticking.
One is literally going to give away this Lamborghini
and the next 10 minutes, three of them are about to go home.
Oh my God, sketch is stressing me.
Come on, sketch!
Oh, all right, we are...
My brother did, yo, his dude wasn't sober,
came in with a weed pen,
and he got to six minutes, bro.
Is he counting in fucking 2X speed?
We're the first person to take their hand off.
Am I good?
It's been like five minutes neon to bro like no way I lost yeah
Because when other streamers are sabotaging you it's almost impossible to focus
It was neon I get off first
They didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy
Oh my strap, bro.
Fuck off, spirit!
9.13! 9.36! 9.37!
Why do they fucking saturate the fuck out of my face?
Hello? I didn't even notice!
Dude, why do they do that?
Bro.
Ew, man! Why?
6. 9.37!
They had it wrong.
They started way too early on their timer.
We got the cameras here.
Her hand came off first.
His hand came off 5 frames later, which was closer to 10 minutes.
One of the sisters are gone, bro.
I would like to say that I'm disappointed.
I think I have brain damage.
How is that so bad?
You should have made a friend.
Bro, I tried.
I didn't know I could cheat.
Bro, I love cheating.
You three have better lemonade.
Sick and round exits.
Good ending.
French streamer reboot one, and he's about to give up.
Jinxie's calling me.
Jinxie.
Oh
Wait, wait, can I say something yes, Ron is better than me
Really? Okay.
Everybody's saying, okay, everybody I'm calling is saying
there are better words. Okay.
I understand.
We'll get to the bottom of it, Jason.
We will get to the bottom of it.
Yes, I was hearing 20 minutes from it.
Alright, bro.
Why do you need this Lambo?
Actually is yeah, no he actually is better than me
He actually did but he actually is better than me. He peaked a mortal. I actually lied. I never hit a mortal
I hit a Senate 3
guys
Ron Schulte leaked a list
ah
Like the list fellas, we finished this video we got to finish this video
Yes, bro, Kai day is playing
And I'm not alive, bro
Bro, she's one of the high lottery picks right there, man. If I don't know me that's up there. That's up there, bro
And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini one of these streamers we'll be winning one million dollars
money to give away on their live stream to viewers like you and if you aren't
already subscribed we're super close to hitting half a billion subscribers I think
my viewers would be happy to know that I didn't fight for them today Jimmy said
the next time it's gonna be brutal all right it's time for the next challenge
change the floor you'll decide if you want to play a video game or a sports
game 10 people from each side will move on meeting over half of you will be
eliminate
Yes, if you step in this video game, right it's like I'm going there okay sports before
A lot of gamers over here you guys don't want to try the sports. I know my strengths and it's not that
I think I'm a top-ten gamer in this room. Please. Hey, I really do
Great up both so I'm actually choosing who I want to eliminate less
You're a gamer! You're a gamer!
You need to get your ass!
Okay! We're gonna kick things off!
I picked gaming, obviously.
I don't know why, I didn't just stick with fucking games
and do nothing with sports.
I could have made that whatever, bro.
You know, you can't dwell on the past, bro.
Let's just keep watching.
By playing the sports games first!
Are you ready?
Dude, I'm scared, huh?
Be all the sport they're playing!
I knew it was gonna be this.
One of the greatest soccer players in the world, and Ronaldo's biggest rival, speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Oh, Loewe, you left!
Oh, Loewe!
Loewe!
Loewe!
My brother did as well after, man.
He did as well as I thought!
He did as well as I thought!
What?
You left the queue!
He didn't even know it! He didn't even know it!
I didn't even get to stop your goal.
And we have our first up 10 eliminations!
What is wrong with you?
I wanted to say hi to speed is my favorite streamer. That is a crazy way to get out
Every European person
Every European person
I would score. I'm stopping this goal, baby. You're missing bro. You're out. You're out of video, bro
Hey, no
The doors that way thank you for the invitation. It was crazy. He was back
Hey, you can't hide behind the briefcase.
They say we can't hide.
I'm playing a bad bitch.
This is a joke.
Since no one wants to go, I'm going to draw a name out.
The person who's going is Andrea Botez.
I've never kicked a soccer ball in my life.
This is my out.
No!
Take care.
The Botez sisters are gone.
I'm so scared of speed, man.
No!
No!
My love.
No.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Steak? That was actually good kicks. That was a good kick.
Let's go, man!
Agent? Where the fuck are you kicking, Agent? Oh my.
Oh my, Agent!
DDG! Oh my God, they cut it out, bro.
Bro, DDG was hitting an emo before. He was super confident.
Shout out to DDG. Hey, y'all know I'm DDG squad.
But right before he was about to walk up, he hit this emo.
He said
They didn't boom
He hit the coma emo completely fucking whiffs
Fucking a dad bro a dad actually had that's not about shot. That's not about shot
Oh, no!
Bandit.
Bandit!
Oh, my God!
Are you right-foot or left-footed?
Right, either go side or right here?
As fast as you can.
Okay.
Bang!
Hey!
A big motion in his motherfucker, bro!
I'm not like I was mass-smart from her.
Respect.
She made it.
We only need one more elimination, Nick A-30, who's one of the most popular Fortnite streamers
in the world.
Why did you not choose video games?
I thought it was going to be like a push-up contest or something, so.
If it was a push-up contest, hey, hey, don't even get me started.
Come on, bro.
It's a sport.
I was ready to be athletic, you know.
Okay.
Soccer though or football
Speed let him win look at my ass you jolly as shit
I just wanted I just wanted a video time. I just want a camper time, bro. W fucking nick a 30 though, man
I'm in there look
I thought that was going on. That was a good goal!
This could be the last elimination.
Ray!
Batter up, batter up!
If he misses, all of you move on.
I really wanted Ray to make it, man.
Oh, yeah!
I mean, I mean, oh, to me, yeah.
Are you sad or happy, they thought.
I'm so sad.
I know.
No, I'm sorry, bro.
I hope y'all lose the last round.
No, I hope we not either, bro.
No, Ray.
Thank you, people.
Take care, Ray.
Congratulations, G10 on Movin' On!
It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.
Woo-hoo-hoo, goody-boo.
A hundred million people are going to see that, by the way. Eww.
Video game GTV we're about to play.
Oh my god, GTV! Pac-Man!
Rock-A-League!
Did any of you say...
Fortnite?
No way.
No, actually, what?
They're playing Fortnite. Oh, it's a Fortnite rally. You think I can do it?
We're gonna be doing a battle right now.
Shhh, just wait.
Bring in all the computers.
Lacey, follow me, still dude.
Now game challenge.
We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming what it is today, and launched multiple of your careers.
So you're gonna play until 12 of you are eliminated. Everyone on your shafts.
Alright, start the match.
Locked.
Fortnite begins by streamers dropping into the map
There we go, baby
Instantly all the best players focus. I'm ready a legendary player
That's one of the best in the world and their first objective was to get a little
clients guys
It feels so safe up here, bro
But on the other side of the map another group was formed are you from me? Oh, yeah
All the girls squatted up all the room
My mood a chop big nose at calling me, bro. Yo
What's up, what's up, bro?
How many aliens I was gonna make today you fucking big nose fuck nose in one you're the nose in one, bro
So if I go VR chat and start fucking little look at that big floppy titties
What what what what what why'd you call me? Why'd you call me?
I am why you don't know
Because I don't need to
Actually, no, I just gotta get this video out so I can post it and then, you know, get the marketing and shit.
But not so it's a pretty cool video.
Alright. Alright. We'll see you, bro.
Alright, bro. I'll see you soon.
Alright, just be like, we're all safe here.
On some players, had a different strategy. I'm gonna hide the whole game.
I'm scared!
We're looking for y'all.
That's me, man
Who are you writing with I teamed up with?
Tyler one and myth on the plane, but it was me Tyler one myth Lacey Tifu
All on one team. We were all like teaming up and we're all like, yo, let's hop into playing
because we'll just win if we have a plan. Oh, it's a schemass. It's a schemass.
Smaller and smaller, it's gonna get intense. Wait, because in Fortnite, if you get caught in the
shrinking storm, you'll take damage which could eliminate you, causing players to make rookie mistakes.
I died from falling off the cliff!
That's some bot shit right there. At least I didn't go out like that, bro.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, dang it! It's okay.
And because the storm is closing in, players started running into each other.
No!
Oh, man!
Oh, oh my god.
He's lucky.
Oh!
What on?
It's back! It's back!
It's back! It's back!
You want it back? You first!
I have three eliminations down.
You guys dropped all at the same time.
The circle continues to get smaller, leaving only nine eliminations to go.
And while some players are successful at avoiding combat,
Others are not so lucky.
Ace.
Cynna.
Ace.
Ace.
I got some good screen time in this video!
Let's go!
I'll tell you what happened, bro.
Ski mask, they were all in a plane.
Ski mask threw a fucking clinger
and stuck their own plane.
Causing Lacy and TeeFoo to eject into the storm.
So, technically it wasn't completely Lacy and TeeFoo's fault,
but, you know what I mean?
Losing to your own fucking came when you were pro at,
embarrassing.
Watch my left!
They're gonna pay one more guys only one more player needs to be eliminated remember
$1 billion is off the line.
Oh, T-Fu losing on Fortnite?
Oh man.
There's no way we're losing Fortnite.
You two are Fortnite pro players.
I can't believe I lost on Fortnite.
I was going to haunt you for hours.
I was going to 1-10 house Saturday.
Like I was 9.
Wow.
Please say goodbye.
Pro-San, please.
And Amai-Lai, we made it far, bro!
Amai-Lai, bro.
Me and Rekai? We were locked in.
We were like, me, I got close to Rekai, Rave, Chris, Wendy, Yana, Myth, bro.
And then he took me out.
That was like, boom, boom.
I thought I would get a half attack.
It was so intense.
I'm here.
Yeah!
Silly.
Yeah!
This video is an example for you. Sometimes without doing anything, you do a lot of things.
to go to your team because we are five
Keep some Spanish speakers in
over my nice cold beer
just gonna plummet up
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry
the game are dead
and all the rounders, baby
Now that all five teams have been selected
this is my favorite game of the video
Chase the Floor
Free out the podiums
Everyone please stand on top of your boxes
What?
You guys will be going first
Throw up the shades
In this next game, we'll be randomly on the floor, and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are.
Carre, Mosange, Trion, and Starris will enter now.
Okay, they're gone, spin the wheel!
Alright, let's see what I land on. Their sink is...
Square! Go! Go! Go!
So because they got square, they now have to go where they think the square was, and fit inside as a team.
What do you think?
We couldn't take it all though.
We're running together!
RAPEO!
Oh!
Oh!
So because their team only had one streamer in the square, they get one point!
Bad memory!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And the two teams with the least amount of points are eliminated.
Are you four ready?
Yes!
RAPEO!
I was so locked in, bro.
Y'all see my face?
I was so locked in.
The least amount of points are eliminated.
Are you four ready?
Look at me, bro.
Yes!
Fuck, dude.
REVEAL THE PATTER!
The number to beat is one.
Can they beat it?
We just gotta be cooped up together.
We gotta be like, well, remember your shape, bro.
And just remember that's the part.
Jesus!
I'll see Kat, bro.
Let's go, we're going!
Sorry, sorry.
I think I just saw-
I had- I had- I had to memorize star here.
Bro, I think every time I have to fucking lead my team.
All right, I'm not gonna lie.
This is the hardest shape.
This is the center right here.
The center.
The center.
The center right here.
Good memory!
Don't be that's it. What do you think we should scoot over any I don't be that's it guys
I'm an adjacent. I think I did but that's the hardest
Tell me when you're ready. I think I'm not doing good. You want me to release? Yeah, I'll do it
So close bro
That was perfect formation though you can't get that wrong
Hey, but we got more than him you didn't give one out shut your mouth, but Jason two teens are going home
It's okay. Let's just let's just hold for the best here. What was it? There's no one
I'm not the chin with a yonah. I guess one was safe. All right
Reveal the shapes not only is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes
Star star with a million dollars on the line
Your competitors will do anything
Dive in!
Dive in!
Dive in!
Dive in!
That left foot's off, bud!
Move your feet back this way!
What?
Dive and kill!
Just do a T1 as a troll.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You want me to reveal?
Yes, please.
Okay!
Reveal the dive!
Help me, help me, help me, help me!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Mr. Beast, come on!
Let's see it!
Okay, okay.
Two points, okay.
Okay, amazing.
If you score more than two, you are guaranteed.
Reveal the shades!
in the middle I am in the middle I am in the middle
you can tell it's already in the middle
I pick my belly work bro the other word got us to where we need to be
I can see what does it matter I also help reveal the shades bro they got so lucky every
single time they're locked in they're locked
what is their shape triangle okay right here this is the middle
all of their shapes were always in front of them so lucky
but
Okay time all right, you know what I will um
I will be the last person to join I will not be late. I'm gonna last person join but um
I'll finish this video after I'll finish this video after
It's gonna be you deaf it up. I'm in though. I'm in there. I'm in there. All right, so don't stop
I'm in there
How are you not confident?
We're trusting in you, Wendy.
You got me!
So, Wendy, you memorized the triangle for the team.
Yes.
Do you think you're about to win?
No.
Wendy!
I would not want to be on her team.
Oh!
Let me know if you want me to reel it.
Here's the.
We're good.
Reveal the shape!
Mouth wide open.
Damn, I'm chopped, bro.
I'm dead.
Oh, they got two points!
Two points!
Get him!
Everybody got through
We got stars still got to go
We look like a Mount nurse Indonesian kid
What the fuck
Why was your hair still blonde?
Yeah, yeah, I started to get me tight, bro. Yeah, I started just pissing me off
I didn't work out
Now we're gonna run it back for a tiebreaker! Switch the lights back! The game continues!
We'll be on the floor!
They always got in, bro! Always in for their podium! Always!
longer and completely like parallel they don't got to be straight oh yeah rear
just in console it's all for now they may have a perfect score the team going
home it's probably one of you three reveal the same way chat turning
starting that is literally his nose I got to give you that
And a place
Can't talk to you bro me and wrong make on you yesterday. Oh, yeah, sorry
Guys Matt yay yesterday
Jason ruined every opportunity by asking him for a photo bro. No he didn't you're first of all
Your ass was like, oh your ass was like, oh
I was like, okay, I'll do it. Oh, I said don't know you did it
Lying piece of fucking chicken
mood up back up your like
Muda back up
Yo
Yo, yo, yo, I can't be a captain game wait mood as a captain
I'm going to explain. I'm going to explain. We have a great way of
battling this. Wait, agent, what do you mean you can't eat?
Bro, I'm just going to have a buy for the worst team.
No, you're not, bro. Listen.
I think pretzels, dawgs.
Oh, yo, Ron, enough with the pretzels, bro.
Yeah, it was a guy who was drinking and eating these pretzels.
Ron was drinking and cherry back to me.
Three weeks. I have to pee really bad.
That's next week?
I like to weeks, right? Yeah, Ron. Can I like see your abs, bro? Yeah. I don't know why I said that actually.
Yeah, I'm waiting a little bit. Oh, you're waiting. Yeah. Did you do like a Twitter thing where like you owe your community a hundred thousand dollars or something?
Yes, I do remember that. I do remember that. I do remember that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Bro, how many bets have you made?
Soon, bro, soon, bro, soon, soon, soon, soon, soon, soon.
The main reason, Asian, you know about this,
because you lost weight, you know what I'm saying?
You did this.
The main reason I didn't end up showing my abs last year
when I made my diet,
is because Drake ended up showing his abs.
We'll be talking about guys.
And they all made fun of him saying,
oh, he's BBL abs, et cetera.
So it made me not wanna show mine.
And then that resulted in me gaining my weight back.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
Lacey, too, bro, Lacey,
What's going on with the weight loss journey, bro?
Because, again, I saw the clip at Iowa, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
That's it.
I think you're muddied right now.
Oh, wait, hold it up.
Can you hear it?
I'm on red-eraging coming.
Wait, so what is red-up?
Can somebody explain?
What is red-up?
It's basically steroids.
It's like, yo, if steroids are right here,
like, red is like right here.
Okay fuck what you know, you're not even fat
I know
Yeah, right and still fat yeah, dude
No, nigga, I don't like to get in there is someone already
Yeah
I heard that she can make you depressed bro, so I don't want to touch none of those
Let's just ask Bernard. Let's get to the bottom of this.
Yo, what's up, man?
I saw a clip of you trying to spell my name as a captain. What was up with that?
Excuse us.
Alright, let me call you.
Bernard, what is the positives and negatives of RETA?
Lace out.
Can y'all hear me?
it down on the positive side, reticulonate, charm, comedic timing, and that warm, relatable
bullshit.
No, R-E-T-A, not Rita, god damn it.
Yo, R-E-T-A, like, retta, retta, the weight loss, the weight loss shit, yeah.
Ah, got it, weight loss medication, retta, so on the plus side, it may help with appetite
control and assist folks on a weight loss, I don't get it, I don't get it, all it
does is lower nerve.
Things like gastrointestinal issues or potential interactions with other meds. It's definitely something to use on the medical
He saved potential interactions with other men. Yeah, what does it even do? All it does is make you not hungry. That's literally all it does
Lacey, but every time before you're on reddit if there's food in front of you you would eat it
So reddit
Yo, am I last captain?
367 yes, you are Wow Joe. Wow Joe. I
Was mid ranked game. Okay, so guys we know what's your rank?
right now or
Pete right now
What you guys know?
Rank one right now in this class
What are you win trade a mood of win training by the way just you guys okay?
So basically be as a choir we as a committee have to be unbiased remember this is unbiased
When you do come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and be skilled in this group in order
That way the draft can be I'll be traded. I'll be traded. I'll be traded so I should be the first captain
So Muda is gonna have the last pick because Muda is right here. Yes, I think Jinger gets first pick Muda gets last pick
I don't know, J.C. Doc!
I was worse than this thing, bro!
I was worse than him!
I feel like in CS, he was slightly better than me.
In CS, slightly.
For the best players, it's not CS.
The best players is Muda, then Ron, and then me.
I think in this call.
Wait, so Jason's got it.
This motherfucker's trying to hustle again.
I think Jason gets second, a lot.
I think Jason gets second.
I am Jason!
Not Jason!
Where we going?
And Jason, you're, you know,
how am I hustling?
No.
Ron is saying he's worse than rock I think I said it three I think I said it three run it okay
But I hit him water before said it was a thing you're immortal
No, but I hit it before but I but I never
Yeah
My skills yes, I'm pretty fucking crack bro because I come from CS right so it goes one and goes hand-in-hand
Yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS?
Yeah, it's like a pro case opener, pro one out for more.
Do you want to ask my skills?
Yeah, Lacey, Lacey, yes, yes.
What are your skills, bro?
What's like, what are you, in terms of what?
In Valorant, like, or CS or how?
Like my peak rank?
Yeah, peak rank.
Unranked.
What's the level?
I'm level 12.
No, no, no, Lacey, don't do that.
Lacey, hand if you're unranked.
I'm level 12.
me at least he's never had a rank you mean to tell me that I'm on my way five oh
they you're on ranked in this game I'm unranked yes
have you ever had a rank in this game age is well yeah but I don't know fucking
cases right he doesn't play the game yeah
raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle I've been ranked that
That leaves literally me and Lacey.
Okay, so.
No, Lacey got placed iron, I think.
Wait, yeah, wait.
No, I'm level five.
No, wait, I swear we played right before
unless you were a different guy.
I don't think we have.
Maybe not.
So it looks like me and Lacey
are probably the worst players, bro,
because we're out.
That's not how that works, bro.
That's not how that works, gang.
That's not how it works.
Can we do snake pic?
Ew, can we just think about it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's fuck no, you are the radion.
We're gonna be radion getting back to backpicks.
You get the eighth and I pick also the first pick
and it's ass.
It's predicted that you're probably gonna go like 30
and three in these games.
Yeah, most likely, most likely.
Mood up.
We need to have like four like weights type.
I'm gonna be honest, Mood up Mood up should have
his first round pick Rob to him, bro.
He did actually start in the second round.
Oh, I mean that's, I'm actually in bad luck.
I'm actually in two, listen one second, one second.
We all pick and Muda gets the rest.
You know what I mean?
Oh!
Oh, what a fire!
Oh, God, that's a fire!
That's horrible!
That's horrible!
Now we're talking!
That's horrible!
That's horrible!
That's horrible!
Yo, yo, yo!
I genuinely think, I genuinely think he did still win with that team.
I went to the other team already.
That's not a bad idea, O-N-G.
That's a good idea!
Oh, yeah, that's funny.
What do we think, bro?
Just to play that game, man, that's crap.
I'm not fair in this game bro, he's really played me for a lot of time.
Okay, alright, so okay, me and Lacey haven't been ranked.
Look, I'm not really good on mouse, I'm good on controller, this is a mouse game, I'm not good at Valorant.
You could plug in a controller.
I'm not gonna do that. Lacey, I'll give you the courtesy of first pick if I get second pick.
What?
You're gonna give Lacey first pick?
Is Lacey better than me?
No, no, you're better, Lacey is definitely better than you.
Lacey's better than you for sure.
Lacey's better than you.
I didn't even put him in the head first!
Bro, bro, Lacey is a try hard game.
Now, aside from that video, I mean, I don't know what happened.
I didn't want to bring it up, but it's fine.
Point is, he's really good on mouse and keys.
So, if this is your first time really doing, you don't play mouse and keys, you're giving me the keys.
Take it first, take it first.
I'll take that.
No, I'm second, I'm second, I'm second, I'm second!
I think he's-
I'm second!
Listen to the first pick for last week.
Why are you on a green screen, Oni?
So Lacey, Lacey, who's better, Jack?
Can we write a little on this?
I think, I think A.J. is way worse than Lacey.
He's naturally just a shitty gamer.
Wait, can I-
Exactly, exactly.
Can I air eight picks and you give me your thoughts?
Yeah, Joe, you give me your power rankings and I'll-
Yeah.
Jinzy, first pick.
Lacey, agent, me, O'Neil, Jason, Ron,
what the hell no?
That's, it has to be last pick.
You have to be last pick.
Jason, 10 cows in this game.
I played it.
And I called girls mommy on this game.
I didn't play this in competitive.
Yes, yes, to be fair, Jason has 10,000 cows
and calling people mommy and yelling people.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Joe, wait, no, listen to me, listen to me,
This is me, this is me, this is me, Joe, Joe.
Everyone type in Jason Ween versus table
rounder Valorant1v1 and see how Ron fries me.
Just watch, it's literally footage.
How long ago that was?
I did play Ron in CS and a Brumby Brown.
He was very good.
Yes, bro.
That's old Ron, Ron.
Bro, but here's the thing.
This was three days ago.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is the, I mean it's like,
what is that Ron?
Is that better?
I don't think it's fair for like Ron to get a pick and then Muda gets a pick like right after like I actually
I'm not even trying to say this. I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's literally
That's actually
He told me he's number one right in eight and number one right in Europe.
That's what he said, game!
That is very fair.
I think that's fair.
Okay, Valorant!
No, no, no!
Valorant just typed, that works in the chat.
They let the official Valorant.
So if you're cooked, Muto, that's what we're doing, bro.
You're not getting paid, bro.
How is that fair?
That is pretty horrible.
I'm gonna get Valorant.
Valorant said that works.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm gonna be the only gift like
How many dollars how many dollars probably like 250 to each winter 250 subs
So yeah, I think we just burn your team to the floor bro because you're I like this idea
It's like how much better is how much better is mooder than Ron?
I want you on Ron two months ago and the school is ten to seven ten to seven
Yo yo one beat one is different then you have abilities
No, I'm getting hit.
I'm gonna have to kill Joseph Loss.
Muda!
Who do you mean?
What agency name?
Bro, I mean, I mean Viper.
That's not gonna happen.
He's the guy who does it.
Hey, he's not gonna do it.
I was just grumbling.
No, he's not gonna do it.
He's a gentleman.
He's not a teleporter.
He goes to Neon and he goes...
And then he just fucking shit on you.
It's the cringiest place out ever.
No!
Don't let him trap anybody!
Fuck his team!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
I think the fairest thing is, okay, fuck's next thing.
I'm not saying.
But I should be able to pick at least people, bro.
That's not fair.
I should count on.
Bro, there is like nine people in front of me, bro.
I get the crumbs of the crumbs already.
No, you don't.
OK, wait.
How about that?
That works.
What?
You're taking the crumbs, too?
We go us seven, get first pick, second pick,
and then you get two second picks.
Wait, hold on.
Jixi, now I'm going to send you a chat.
Yo, I'm banning me, gang.
I said, nigga, my accident, bro.
Please!
I'm immortal.
Please, bro!
Me too!
Me too!
What?
Wait, bro!
All right, all right, all right.
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Buddha, I think you're going to have to be kind of in this
scenario.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
Yes, it is.
You're right.
I'm breaking one out of two reasons.
I think what I said not makes sense.
OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher, I think you're
getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two seconds picks.
instead of we go first pick skip you second.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me continue.
Who might have guessed?
No, but it's not gonna put this game
once in a life with the fuck right there.
Hey, man.
Not so much a say.
Let me put him like this.
When we did CS, did she have like the worst team
that you're still carrying?
JC, JC, who's the best rock and roll player all time,
bro?
Zen, if you know.
OK, imagine Muda is Zen in this situation.
What'd you give him a first round pick?
Pinch me, pinch me, pinch me, pinch me.
Didn't you not host a Rocket League tournament?
And didn't you have the best of the best players
in that tournament?
You are so right.
But there's a big steep drop off from you in second base.
How is it?
How is this no standard for Sam's face?
Muda, I think.
Bro, Muda, Valorant said it works, bro.
So you are not getting a pick.
Wow, John, think low, dude.
You are getting last four players.
It's locked.
Everybody to draft the next
Oh, yeah, I need that I need that
Oh
Half of the people
It's like kind of like a slot machine, bro
How do I go?
I just got to text that Shokie still asleep.
You know that, Keezo.
No, this is the good line-ups, JC, you cuss.
No, I don't know.
Joe, do some research.
I don't know.
Do some research.
I just see like eight rainbow players that I'm not even nice.
Stop it.
No, please, please, please, please, please, ash, ash, all the way.
All right, JC, say the order.
Say the order.
So the draft order is going to be simple.
It is Jinxie, then Lacy, then.
I have 100 ping by the legend, Cole.
Jinxie then Lacey, then Agents,
and then Jinxie, Lacey, Agent, and then...
Vos.
Bonet.
Bonet.
And then, no, no, sorry, Joe Bart, and then Joe Bart.
What?
Wait, wait, what's the order?
Wait, can you read?
Jynxie, Lacey, Agent Joe, right?
Okay.
Vos.
Jynxie, Lacey, Agent Joe,
Oh
My fucking god
He just yelled in my ear and it didn't get to you that oh
then
Then dude, are you retarded or you retarded?
And you can get combat you so
Lacey with the second pick and then after that we have agent Joe or agent
Okay, so JC
Lacey agent then Joe then own a pixel. Yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason Muda. Yo, bro
Then it will be
Jason then Ron then Muda in that order in that exact over, okay
Are you doing good games?
What do you want to say?
Is it kind of a pro like game changes?
I will say with like somebody like Timmy in the tournament,
I think Muda should get picked.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
It's so unfair.
You're going to pick like Timmy first, Jynxxy.
And then that's already like somewhat
massive in like a team-based setting.
Like you say, I don't think it's simple.
OK, yes, I'm good.
Joe, you're right.
Joe, you're right.
All right, Muda, you get to pick, bro.
Stop man. Look at you trying to be fair shit man. Okay. Are we ready?
Intense trap music
Yeah, hold up. Can I give me up like a minute to pick?
Yeah, I can't take it. I can't take it to this game.
Oh, yeah, I can't take it to this green screen, bro.
I can't take it to this green screen.
You can ask me about the players, though.
Okay, are you guys better?
All right.
Wait, who should I pick first?
Hold on one second.
Oh, you're on the clock?
Chad, who's my first pick?
Chad's my first pick out of these.
You're on the yard, bro, one day.
Who's my first pick?
I'm not into the gooses.
You know, O-nay's like 40, right?
You guys know you're talking to the best team.
OK.
The first pick in the 2026.
But Timmy's probably going to get drafted.
So who's my second pick?
I'm going to be selecting it's Timmy.
Fuck, bro.
Who's my second pick?
What a surprise.
I'm trying to win.
I'm trying to win.
Actual abusing first pick, bro.
I'm not even sure.
Second, second.
Grapo?
Grapo?
OK, bet.
Yeah, wait.
I have time on the clock here?
Yeah, I have time on the clock.
Yeah, you have time on the clock.
Now, some of these people I don't even know,
Highbibes knows okay, so just ask us we know all these people a little bit. Yeah, you're gonna lie to me
Okay, who's
Best who's third best? I feel like what's gonna get snatched who's third best fair turn of a house
Ron do you want to choose for you?
Okay, you should watch this sketch
Oh, yeah, I
That's not a bad shout
Who is Trick?
Who is Trick?
Trick is, okay, interesting question.
Trick is a professional geometry dash player.
I don't know if he's good.
I see it.
I think he's bad.
I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not.
Pro geometry dash player.
Take your time, Lysus.
Take your time, brother.
What is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
skill level and Valorant are you asking us yes he was radium he was I get no
kills today with my second pick I'm going to go with first pick team fucking
the second pick I mean agent who is your pick wait who did that Guapo a to
Guapo a to walk bro okay okay was your big agent who is your big team right
over all I'm mulling it over I'm mulling it over I'm gonna pick for you agent
what you say agent if you want to pick both case on case on pretty good bro
I might pick the Big K bro.
I might have to pick the Big K bro.
Say goodbye bro.
He downloaded the game.
Is that crazy?
He has experience on game stuff.
That's not a horrible first overall pick.
That is a, you trying to set me up man.
I don't like that.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah don't do that bro.
Come on man.
Come on, you got this bro.
I know, I know, I'm getting the NBA draft sound for me.
Wait, okay
Legitimate you to pick
Would you say long nose there's a name in that list of that cut I feel like you're gonna pick for some reason
Okay
Yeah
Well, uh Joe at the end of the day man all good things take time and with my first pig in the draft
I'm gonna be taking Kai day
So did Tfue ever ranked play Val?
Lydia is the best
out of these my mother's life Lydia's the best said the last time we played
battle it was four years ago so I would not go to the first round but he is
listen he's good at everything I just I just played with her just teasing out
T-Fu's good at everything listen I just played with him 30 minutes ago we warmed
up a little bit he was out front everyone I'm not even joking he's
playing jet main jet but you're not lying to me I'm I'm not no she
He said he had a better than Lydia now. Oh, they just made that all up. Oh
Hey, what the fuck I did play with him. What do you mean?
So that's one of those people
I feel like I might throw if I do this, but I was just saying how much of a gamer Tifu is
I'm gonna go squishy
She was face it ranked and he was back to see us. So I
My god
I'll pick my boy set up. Oh
Yeah
What is
He's correct
I picked
I got I got I got a pick I want to pick Lydia I want to pick Lydia. Oh my god. Yeah
Wait what is her rank? What is her rank? Happy to find her?
Um, I think she's...
Wait is Lydia the 100th team's player?
I'm getting first rounded bro, like...
Oh my god.
Hey Calamary, hey what's good about that?
Wait, okay, Robdale Dingle on the clock.
She's a pro fucking player!
She's a pro!
Why did you...
She's a pro player and you're saying Muda shouldn't have any pics. No
Like she's like uh, who WSL like WESL
W. W. E. W. E. Sport. I brother you're just using acronyms
Throw me a bone here the female pro. She's a female pro like female pro
you pick right now are you the team captain Ron I'm just curious if I'm
kicking Kingsman I know sleepers good play for the vibes low key play for the
vibes yo come on come on come on come on lock it but not gonna lie bro remember
there is like probably five tail really I think he's good bro I don't think he's
that bad and he's a good friend I'm gonna pick YBG I'm gonna pick YBG I've brought it into this
tournament I should be able to play. Hey Muda! Do you need tissues or something? You've been crying since she's been put in the ball.
Muda, who's your next pick bro? Go! Okay, who's Trick by the way? Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage!
We've already been over this. Who's Trick? Trick is a Geometry Dash pro player he's new to
I think let me make sure let me like triple check
Is it yes, or is it trick trick GMD geometry that's geometry that's no fuck no, so I take me on Twitter real quick
He said
Rodduml, I'm pretty sure Connor is that is immortal. No, no, no, no
It was a lot of this is very important now. There's some my siege friends up there
So you can ask me about them like a lot of these people play siege
Okay, uh
It's waiting here. No, we can't make it
One
Yeah, but you were a fucking radion bruh everyone had time
What
Whoa, oh my god, whoa, we okay. Oh we got a problem
him. Strip has peaked that immortal. Is that good? Is that insane? Wait, it might not be
first round tech, but it is very good. Okay, but would that change the order of the draft?
Is all that matters? Would that change the order of the draft? No. Okay. No, no, no,
Zoink would not lie. Strip, he's dead immortal. He's ascending three right now. Hold up, I heard
Case on that pretty good
If you don't get picked up
They're saying he peaked the mortal and he's ascended three right now is what's only sad
Okay, let me talk to my child give me 30 seconds 30 seconds
Robo bookies like
We only know how to read
All right, who's a pick yo chat fucking focus. Here's the list. All right, we are me. Oh
My god, this is like a super buck. Wait, dude a pick track. Yo, yo, look how come to Atlanta, bro
Just pick a day, bro. I'm sure I just don't want to collaborate with me
Yeah, that's an empty. That's the fucking courtesy, bro. Agent is not hanging out with your dumb. Oh, bro
I'll be asking you just don't come gay pause
Just text me I'll call you at the stream
Yo, Joe
Yo, Joe, why is it every time I call you off stream you're drunk you called me one time off stream and
and it was at like one morning and I'm not here.
It was not.
Wait, what was going on?
Hey, hey, buddy, we're in different times.
Yeah, that'd be Tether Codd, bro.
Tether Codd.
Yo, are you lying or no?
Are you actually lying or no?
What?
Did he actually try to roll?
She's mind-blowing.
Case on day.
Case on day, yes.
No, no, no.
Best drill trip.
Oh, so.
Tread.
Geometry dash, bro.
There's no takesies-backsies, bro.
You got Tread.
Muda, question.
If somebody peeps Radiant in 2023,
but they're immortal now,
I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick,
oh, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What?
Yeah, I like trick.
I like trick.
I'll take trick, I'll take trick.
Oh, you already picked it.
You already picked.
Dumb fuck.
You know what?
I picked trick.
Yomuda.
We know you picked trick.
We can see it on the board.
Yomuda.
If, is it Ambi?
Okay, no, no, no, sorry, sorry.
If somebody hit Radiant three years ago
and they're immortal now,
like how much of a drop off is that?
That's not a big problem.
That's like saying, that's like saying,
that's a saying.
Somebody at a champion seed,
do you want to diamond now?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a Russell Westbrook.
That's like saying someone beat Diamond back then
before champ was a thing.
And then is now Emerald.
Okay, I'm gonna get Amby.
I'm gonna get Amby, I'm gonna get Amby.
Oh!
I'm gonna get Amby.
I'm gonna get Amby.
He has Timmy and Amby, yo.
I haven't heard from Ambi we haven't heard from Ambi so you have to call them
Sikuno's pretty good
Yo, are you free?
Wait hold up. Yeah. Oh my god. You're right. Good call. High-fives. Oh my god cuz Ambi who did you out?
Who did you wait? Who are you taxiing to see if they're available? Ambi Ambi. I just got to make sure maybe don't draft for a sec
I'm not picking Sikuno bro. I'm trolling
He was able last week, but I don't know about this week. I might have to do another pick
T-Fu's I I can get I can get wait if he's not there I can get trainwrecks. Come on. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay, um
You're just about in B if he doesn't reply serious. Yes. Okay
Wait, what about?
Um, wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage!
What?
I don't like it.
Oh, Mr. Savage.
She's a good guy.
So what about Mr. Savage?
Oh, god.
You said you don't like it.
Any little timer on a draft here, maybe?
I don't know.
Rainwreck?
Yo, actually, bro, I've, I, you know,
I've had a dream being picked up.
Well, a timer on a draft, never seen a draft this long.
Yo, team redder.
Not too much, team Redd.
Never seen a draft this long, dude.
Lacey, why'd he say that, bro?
Why'd he say that, bro?
We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey now.
No, that's right.
He's deaf and sus, so he's not gonna come back for minutes.
No, wait, did Jason say?
Wait, that's really good.
After this one or no?
Yeah, I did.
He did, you gotta say it.
Hey, Ron, do you want to know how I know
Jason hid Darla's car?
Because his car?
I looked at his recent Spotify songs
and I knew how long he was driving.
You know why because I was angry. I was angry at the world.
Yeah, I think we got a sub out and be for somebody. I don't know. I already have the
Yeah, we can get trained I'm great. Oh wait every sex me every sex me
I know he can't he can't he can't he can't okay, so about me. I'll trade. Let me call trade
Let me call trade. Wait, you said you got trained to play Valorant. Yeah, let me see
He loves Valor
I can get lazy here y'all I'll be now
Les is great shouts, bro.
Oh shit, man.
All right, well, it doesn't matter, because my next pick is
Mr. Savage, Mr. Savage.
Mr. Savage.
Wait, so can Ambi not play?
He cannot play.
Can't play.
So, what's your name?
Yo, Mooda, I don't think he's answering your bro.
Hang up the phone.
Why so?
Get air, buddy.
Holy mog.
All right, all right, all right, who's up, who's up next?
Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Lock in, Lacey.
The great Lacey.
I can't get up shot. I can't get him. He's not answering. Definitely. He's got lately. Oh, next is just too rich
Oh, we have too much money, bro. I got bucky walking in next pick
Bucky you say Bucky?
No, Bucky for Bucky Bucky Bucky. All right. Thanks. We got agent here agent
With my second round pick
I'm gonna get
Raw dog on a team man. Welcome to this club my boy
He's good at raising girls, uh, that's good man. That's good. Good for him. Good for him, man. All right. Don't talk about my teammates like that
Joe Bart you're on the clock. Joe. I'm on the clock. I understand. I'm gonna be deaf in first. I can Joe
You're on the clock. Jixi had five minutes that are taking your time. No, I'm sorry
No, no, I decided to see if a player was playing or not. I won't do that again matter daddy, bro matter daddy
I would need a son so that one time. Yo, give him money. Jixi is in hospital. Why are you saying GG?
I have a tier one pro on my team
So I pick here. I guess I need a sub. We can't like sub in a good player all the way at the end
You may ask you may ask Chris next door and I can get lays on bro. Yeah
Okay, the Joe Barton second pick second round is
Stop Oh
Richie Richie Richie wait who who who are you dropping Joe said stop it
It's the way actually a stop in a KDM player
Yes, yes, okay, sure
That is a dream blood rotation. Oh my god. Look at that
Next up on a on a that is like a dream. Oh, he's not here. I don't think sketch. He's not in here
It's like playing high-five. I'm gonna call it. It's been the best one. Yeah, you don't oh, okay. Okay. I'm okay
All right, I don't know
They owe they added
I'm not listening. I'm focusing on who to figure out who to pay
Is it my picket
No, no, no, no
Shut the fuck up you oh my god, I'm not even kidding
Well, yeah, I have you on my dick all right
Richie I'll take Richie Richie
Was it my turn that's not a bad shower at all. Hey, my friends
Cheers my friends. Yes Jason is your pick. Okay wait, Tarek's not playing right?
No
No, we're like 20 fix it
Okay, I'm thinking right now. I'm thinking really hard
Are you peck silky here I am gonna go
With the biggest T-Fu I'm gonna go with T-Fu here
Apparently
Is that oh yeah, I'll pick up I'll pick up. Oh, no
I'm next this is like what I'm next but how good is how good is
We'll based on that response. He got to be cracked. He is so
I'm not going to be right now.
My team?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, next up, Ron Dale Dingle.
Yo, do we need a substitute?
I have to get someone?
Wait, so have fun.
Wait, what did Chris next door say, agent?
I got to play ready.
I got to play ready, bro.
His name's Laze.
I got to play ready.
Let's get it, bro.
What rank is Laze?
What rank is he?
Yeah, what rank?
Laze is like a sendin'.
Oh, that's pretty good.
No, no, no, no.
That's too much.
Too much.
Yeah
Bro
So no so we can't have them we don't need a little fuck no fuck no ask Bruce maybe
Wait why are the people spilling question what what happened? Oh, he's diamond
So John John is way too good. Yeah, we will break his legs from what records diamond. They're saying yeah
He literally shitties. I'm snitching lazy immortal. He's not immortal
So we're getting some pseudor shot make a pic right now cuz I don't want to make a pic and then we get a substitute
Nah, I mean Chris might be now
Chris? Yeah, not Chris
I'm not gonna pick Chris anyways though. Yeah
Well I have a feeling I'm just saying if
Chris is in the draft. I think I know whose team he's gonna end up on. I'd agree with that Mune might as well go through now
Yep
Wait no Mune trust me Chris is good
I don't like Chris like Chris next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just slot him in on mood of steam
I met yay though, I met him. I met yay. I could never fail can never yo I saw you met Aldo. That's even bigger
Okay. Okay. So, so, so we have to figure it out first.
I'm saying is it late? Oh, we can just get in late.
Let's just get in late.
So, I can play like better than these people.
I mean, I don't know.
He's pretty decent. He's good, bro.
He is good. I'm not going to lie, but I'm saying,
so can I pick them or is this going to be like, how we,
how we going to sub me if, how we going to sub me?
How we going to sub a high tier players mid draft?
That's true. I agree.
I think you're going to be amazing.
That's, that's a really good shot.
Yeah
That's a pretty fair show. Yeah, yeah, what rank is Peter Bob chat?
We're not getting a radio
That's like how you would ruin the trap
Peter I didn't text me all for two weeks. So I don't know I need to know so so do I make a pic or we're getting a substitute
Why don't we just get why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end bro
Like it's just get a variety just get Chris just get Chris just add Chris's
Okay, okay, we'll be cut pretty crispy to call to the campaign on veteran
All right, so we're not getting a feel I can get it I can get a feel if we need one
I just we need to get somebody which hot campaign listen. We need to fill
Harder and harder to get a fill
Okay, I can get sunny. She's like gold, I think.
That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Nice. So now, Sonny's here.
How come I don't see Sonny on the list?
Wait, never mind. Never mind. She's not on PC.
Chad, anybody wanna play?
You might. Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean?
What do we get a random jinx each other in?
Oh brother, okay, I'm gonna throw our shits chat anybody trying to play you will you get I can maybe ask you
You chat ginger's on wait a minute. There's a jump in front of the half
But after I got a diamond camera man, bro, we got us. Let me call Jen. I know Jen isn't good about her
So let me call
Needs an NA account. Yeah, no way he agrees, bro. It's like midnight such a nightmare
Let's just can we just get ladies man, like it's just easy
Bro, she hold the camera for a living. I don't know what you guys just care about. Yeah, at least throw them in
But I throw them in I'm gonna choose it. I'm gonna choose. All right
Let's keep it as easy as possible mood up you go
I mean we're talking unfair by the way before we even say that bro. Jinxie has me mr. Savit
No, I think it's good. Every team here is on ironically stacked. Yeah
Let's see how I'm looking at let me see that
Agent I'm writing it down. I was good. Hi. Yeah. Kyder was like
That was pretty good. Like everybody's pretty good. Yeah, this is fair. Yeah. Say goodbye
You you you you you you you you yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
We just want stacked bro. Anybody else notice Jinx. He always gets first pick
Yeah, I don't know.
When Jinxy gets first pick, bro, Deffins, he holds us to a minute and he's gone for five.
No, no.
No, because I started using mouse and keyboard a month ago.
Has anyone picked the bucket yet?
Oh, Hivemind changed Jinxy's scene.
Hivemind.
Yo, Bucky got picked like eight years ago, bro.
Bucky's been gone.
All right, I'm going to go for a zolink.
So you have two geometry experts.
Who should be my next one, Jack?
No, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
Bruno, once you say a name, it's done.
Yo, guys, I'm not even kidding.
I think so it's bronze.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not.
You told me.
Anybody pointed live.
So Bruno's actually done now.
All right.
For my next pick.
Hey, hi, guys.
What did you rank on?
What did you rank on, Battle or Notmine?
Oh, I think it's like bronze two or something.
Would you like to be on the winning team?
I'm down
If you want to win
Yeah, we expected I think I guess okay. Yeah, so key out of everyone Alicia. Who's Alicia?
Danny Danny Danny bands
I was there mr. Savage is gone
I let 49 play a poppy don't pop the world penguin sketches shit
Silkie bond you have the pretzels
Ron can you at least to the server that's even worse you should not I think I got sick you here, bro
I'm gonna be honest I
Think I actually get silky here, but I think he's gonna get picked up
I
See parts idea. Yeah, I feel like he is
It's just definitely again who do I so if not silky then who?
Dude Luna, bro, dude, you might get first-rounded all right with my next pick in the draft is Sikuno
I'm here to win y'all here to win. Wait trick that big right? I forgot big. Skyy?
Who's Skyy? Oh, it's all unfair. This is what it comes down to in the last round of draft.
Like anybody can draft in the first round you was picking the best people.
When you get into the deep rounds this is where the real draft comes out.
Chad, who are you?
They see it, you're up, bro.
With my next pick in the draft, I will like to choose on away
from Staten Island, Stilky-Dilky-Woo.
Stilky-Dilky-Woo, welcome to Team Red Arrangers, man.
Let's do it.
Come on.
And burn that team to the ground.
Burn that team to the ground.
You got Stilky-Dilky-Woo.
Kingsman might be a good black.
Isn't Kingsman a Marvel rival's player?
I think Stilky-Dilky-played Valorant.
No, I think Stilky-Dilky-played Valorant.
Stilky-Dilky-played Valorant.
Stilky-nice, Stilky-nice.
A Marvel rival's.
Yeah, he plays controller and God, you know, I was gonna pick no, not yet. No, he said he did work on the board agent. You are on the board. What do you want? What do you feel? Listen, take your time.
Chat, my team just looks like a well oiled machine. Yeah, no, wait, you actually know if he's good. If he's good in yellow lines, green lines.
Yeah
Kingsman, he's been had
Not I mean not the worst here could tell the sense is a little high cross replacement is not bad
I like the jiggling
Not that good, but look at the crosshair positioning actually not bad not bad
I'm not I'm not hating when I'm see it. He's a temper actually not bad at all
Actually not bad at all
I think he's like number one on that character. I forget the name of it.
Yo, yo, it's been uh, it's been about a minute 30.
What's that? What's that joke? It's been about a minute 30.
Oh, you keep it count. Yeah.
It's not so
Levels magic, you know
It's gonna know yo, you know how to you know how to care this is shit move
Yeah
You know the characters a shit. I'm a gamer. You know the Max is shit. Oh, yeah
I bet you're on the TV
That's a player thoughts on soil
I feel like you might have seen it under the radar here.
The Joe Bart third pick.
Poppies?
Already locked it in.
This is going to be a winner or loss segment here.
Kingsman.
Holy vibes.
Holy vibe, staff.
Holy vibes.
Fuck, bro.
Joe Bart, Squishy, Stephen, Kingsman.
One, you're on the clock.
I picked my big boys all, bro.
It's all locked in, suck.
Okay, okay.
Ah, I just can't, bro.
Okay, Jason.
Okay, gonna be thinking for a little bit here,
but that's okay.
Yeah, a little bit under an inch.
But not five minutes, don't worry.
Joe, the timekeeper in the big...
I like it.
Poppy, have it later.
Please lock in, bro.
Please lock in, bro.
Please lock in, bro.
Please please please bro. You're gonna play all first game. So every game is at the same time also same with semis
30 to 45 so just be a one every round done
Yeah, just like see ya
I think these will actually be longer games than CS.
Not bad.
So who do I get?
Who do I get?
Quick!
Quick!
Who do I get?
Jason, come on.
Jason, take it for like a half.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just give me 30 more seconds.
30 more seconds.
Bro, I think there is a true sketch, bro.
Here's the thing.
Arke wins every tournament.
So I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's like his vibe or something.
Arcing with that after your team, huh?
All right.
With, um, I got a pick, I got a pick.
I'm going to go with, uh, Heavenly here, Heavenly.
Wait.
Never even heard of that person, but let me guess, bro.
Jason's calling is probably nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason's calming right now.
Look at them up.
They're fucking immortal, too.
No.
What the hell?
You're fucking kidding me.
You're fucking kidding me.
What is wrong with y'all, bro?
How are you already making excuses?
I'm just looking at your team.
I'm seeing a pro Valorant player you who are ascendant Tfue who's probably the best gamer
It's it's calling a spade a spade dude. Tfue's good at life, bro
That Tfue has to drink like four or five Coronas before he stars. Yes, bro
Jason's team is really good.
I'm not gonna lie.
Thank you.
All right, now next on the list we have Ron Bale, Dingo.
Ron, take a job.
Oh, it's not calling me that, man.
I just love saying it.
I love saying it.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick.
Poppy, I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told.
Well, is that your final pick?
Hold on, bro.
I didn't even pick yet.
Just stay locked.
Okay, what is this?
What is this?
just like
Joe talk your fucking shit is I heard she's really good
Poppy is a she's a siege champion, but she's not good about no she said I asked she said I've got to be fair
She said she's on the right. She doesn't even have a rank. You're trying to you're trying to draft for free
I
Hope but if he does it is free to get coffee and mood it doesn't you're definitely
Or sketch or
Or use it
Now I'm not going to say this, my boy Skike, he's a top tier seeds player.
Yo Joe!
Yo, what time is it?
Yeah, I don't know the timekeeper say.
Oh wow, buddy, you got to make a pass.
I do it, it's okay, but I just tried it the whole time.
If she's champion R6, I choose pop.
Oh he's singing.
That's good picks, that's good picks.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure Yusuf streams as a peanut now. I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago.
Yeah.
A headbutt from Yusuf would demolish one more time.
Yusuf is a P-tuber now?
No, he streams as a peanut. I'm not kidding. Let me see if he's doing it right now.
now what they call it because he
called Joe hit the time they grow yo hit
the time I'm on the timer bro he's got
like 30 seconds and he's deafened what
am I gonna do
holy fuck it was us
oh bro I think I have a system or
shoulders I'd be worried I'm trying to
win yes maybe pop yeah I'm trying to
win I need this you know what I need
this time's up we need a pack
Let's see who's who can't see. So players are left, Banny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguin,
Gatsby, Pillay, Sky, Ysid, Arky, and Alicia.
Alicia. Now I'm not gonna lie, play with Alicia on Rainbow Six Siege, she's actually pretty
good on Rainbow Six Siege also. Do I get Arky here? Arky? Respectfully Arky?
I don't know.
Yamuda is building Yamuda.
Goddamn, man!
How much prep time you need?
Negative it's your game, bro!
Pick somebody!
AJ, you literally deafen and talk to each other
and you just sit there yapping and you're fucking...
Yeah, we've got that connection, bro, and it's not my game,
so I don't know the specifics.
You should know everybody!
Now, guys, there is a chance.
Skype is not playing, but don't worry, he's a level zero,
so we can just find another level zero.
That's cool.
I know what rank is our key. What rank is our key Joe? Oh, you're gonna actually
Now we're asking questions
Can I say something to you?
Alicia
Why is this kind of-
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Everyone else left in this pick
does not want to get drafted by Muda.
Yeah, that is.
Muda, I'm not telling you how to move.
He's drafting like Mario Cash, little buddy.
With my next pick, I need beautiful gear.
Our sixth player, Muda.
Jack, Muda.
Muda, Pyrus, about eight shots deep too, by the way.
He's unranked all-vow.
He's good though, because he'll carry.
Unranked all-vow, bro.
It's just down. Oh, yeah, I can tell you definitely
Fucking bitch
All right, all right, all right, I don't want to work each other. Okay. Next time we got Lacey
by Alicia what the fuck was that noise sorry oh my god my team looks so good my
team is so tough wait so who's gonna be the last pick
K-Song could be sleeper bro please yeah I think last pick is probably where he
sketched yes after seeing what sketched it's a jigsie on a fucking rock
I don't think I don't think a yeah also wait didn't sketch play the CS tournament. I think he went three and thirty
I'm not kidding. It was I think he was on squishy's team now, so
Yeah, but I think he went like three and thirty
I'm pretty sure it was something insane. What was it Chad? What was the KD?
You might be sleeper here where's lacey that
Wait, yep, one sec, guys.
Oh, I don't know.
The time saying that your time's up, Lacey.
What game does Royal Penguin come from?
Get in that range, Royal.
Get in that fucking range and show me something, bro.
Get in that range and show me something.
Hold on.
No clue.
He's cracked that rainbow.
He's a siege controller player, by the way.
So.
Whatever that means, bro.
It's all in that CS.
Yeah.
I mean, he got sin, he's got a stick in him.
No, GenC, GenC is, what's Royal Penguin's experience?
He is a R6 champion. Uh, let me actually ask.
Let me see in the group.
Doesn't he have R6 champion?
I think he's...
He's flat, he had a flat charm. Eww.
I think he's okay. I think he's pretty good.
I think he's pretty good.
Eww.
On control.
I actually should have picked him.
Fuck.
He was warming up yesterday. Like, he's thinking it's serious.
So yeah, it will be a good pick.
Give me give me if me
case on
Yeah
Motherfucker man. Yo, all right
No, you're here, bro. All right, Arke welcome to the team on it. Ah
Congratulations, I want to peck darky damn it
Like a suit you should have chopped ass or soil for that. Yeah
I
Can't roller or KDM. I don't think it matters. I think do we know it skites in the turning right? Yes
Yeah, I can play so that don't mean much. I'm gonna take in
Archey, bro. I'm wanting to get to our game. I'm sorry, bro
Archey, I love you
What does that mean he wants to play moving to Texas to get closer to your right?
So I this is what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green lines
Your team is actually I got a 99 cam
That is such a I think I'm gonna draft skype
Okay, yeah, okay. Okay. Uh now
only pixel
It is your draft bro
That's a great matter. Who's better soil? Okay Jason
We're coming down to the final four here. Who wait, which was Dan?
wait wait I'm down to three. Oh finally. Oh shit.
You sketch and you. So wait. Oh let me see the final. Muda. I thought you should have played the game before.
Hey hey Muda. I'm not choosing sketch so. I will be picking. Yousef. And I will be picking Danny.
I don't I have that is that means that we sketch on mood is team
So we're gonna break down a game. Give me a second. Mooda you have
Good, you know level five and you thought was good. You have Palak
Who's playing on a laptop and then you have sketch?
So you deserve the money that ass
You wait there's money wait there's money
Wait, we each get a thousand dollars
Not the P2
Which Danny is it? Wait, which Danny is my vives talk to them about being the lobbies guys?
It's B01. Oh, and we can do B03 finals if you guys my thing
Danny who I would say you do B01 every game bug finals and we just play at the same time. Yeah
I don't know I just went off on Twitter group chat names
Dude, I love my team
Yeah, I'm looking right now
Sketch any level seven on my fucking day Clancy
I
Yes, also, I really want to be clear
Any errands any errands? Oh, then here's wait. Oh fuck. Is he good fuck? I think he's actually good. Oh
Yes, I think
Is he good wait, I thought Dan the errands was like
I'm like, wow.
Yeah, bro.
No, Jackson, he sucks.
Oh, dude.
What is that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what is that?
Muda, bro. Muda.
Your team's good, bro.
My team's good, huh?
Okay, okay.
So my team's good, right?
Muda, I'm going to be honest, bro.
Is Danny even here?
Oh, Danny Aaron's.
Bro, I didn't know it was Danny Aaron's to say Danny.
Jason you've been trading for the match or what? Hell yeah, look.
Literally ignored all the group chat with our trainer. That's ironic. I've been traveling. There's the bracket. I'm going to randomize
Okay, where's the bracket? Let me pull it up. Let me pull it all
Randomize a whole bunch of times. I've I've been it seven times. I'm gonna end up going seven times
Well, I have the best thing. All right, you ready chat
Yeah. One. Two. Wait, wait,
is it on number seven or seven and then plus one?
It's on number seven. Oh my god. Four. Five. Six.
Six. Yes!
Our six pretty much, agent, bro. Honestly, that's perfect, bro. Let's go!
No man, no man.
Let's go!
Hey, Muda.
Muda, bro.
Why the long nose?
Wait, that's winnable.
No, you're fucked up, bro.
I don't think, I'm not saying I'm not saying
I'm guaranteed we're gonna win, but I just did not.
Team, team, team!
Hello?
What up, what up?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey, we got the God squad.
I'm ready to fucking win.
I
Make up for your
Floor make up for your fortnight performance in a mr. B shoot. Oh my god, bro
Your chop, bro, yo get off my go. Why'd you pick me last bro? Why'd you do that? I had you a trap
I'm dead good, bro. Trust me
I'm excited. I'm excited when we're against mood of first, okay?
His team is full of shit turds
Wait, do we have a good team? Like are we all good?
I think so. I'm pretty sure
You got the best player on our team, dude
Well besides you
The best player on our team is Lydia I think right Lydia. Yes. All right, so who's I see?
Yeah
Okay, but we just gotta be IGL. I can do that. Wait trust a Tifu Tifu. Oh, what rank are you?
Well, I don't play this game. Why be sick before you know, but he's really not bad. I promise
He's really good. I got like 30 minutes on this shit
He's an aimer
put people on chamber and he just all crutches and we just went
not bad shots at all
i like it
but so you know what
that means but i think i'm just sitting with the sniper waiting
was the shit
wait wait wait
you're serious
bro
i don't play this shit
we'd be i'd know
this reason i don't have a name
area you play shooters though
Yeah, yeah, no, I can shoot it.
You're natural, bro.
Look, everybody using that call glazing you.
My IGL really, really, you know, micromanaging my shit.
And we good, you know?
Yo, we got this shit, all right?
We got this shit.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Ha ha ha.
OK.
Wait, you said you went to the connet cost?
Bro, that shit was so fucking crazy, bro.
That shit was a mean shit, crazy.
Okay one thing I don't understand if someone picks Wei Lei I don't know how
this character works like they can like TP yeah and slow TP dash dash up if
there's a Wei Lei just give a shotgun yeah and yeah like Luda's probably gonna pick me on
Okay, yeah, I like that energy. Let's go. Oh
Yeah, you might be okay, so
What does everyone play I think that's a good I'm a douless man
Like smokes too. I use the main omen
But I don't think moments meta anymore
I'm a little nervous
I'll play whenever you want me to play.
It's fracture, I would love brimstone.
Okay.
I can be safe.
That's just confidence base though.
I can be safe.
Um.
Pretty hot.
Okay.
Um.
I was thinking we could probably do, just like Jason if you want to keep like the list
that's completely fine.
And then I think if we run, so Tiefu the agent that I was talking about chamber,
ultimate is just an op one shot one kill if you know anything about the op it's 150
and his abilities he has a teleport ability so you place something down you
can take a peek in teleport and he also has like a tripwire that like I can tell
you where to place that so that we don't get basically and stuff like that
yeah but he's pretty easy he's one of like the easier like support agents
to play I can play like like a dart like scan info I can I'll play whatever
We need to really care
And then
I'm warm enough though. I'm warm enough. I also really like initiator too. So if we need a high or a fade
Okay, I'd be down to swap around like initiator and smokes with you if that's okay. Wait, so yeah, what do you play Lydia?
I must smoke to me and that's why I played on my team
But I can play anything like I don't
Okay. Okay. Um, I mean just depending on the map I play I play like I made a lot of doulas
Oh, yeah, you can but you can do it
And then if we have all of that covered you can literally play whatever you want
Uh, you said
Oh, yeah. Yeah. What's up?
Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Lydia
Nice to meet you. I'm you sir. Oh, you knew that
Oh my god
Here, HEM! Stick to Killjoy? I mean, I can play Killjoy. I have a mean Killjoy as well.
That's fine.
It just depends on the map. Look, we just gotta find out the map.
Yeah, it's completely mapped up in there.
I'm feeling pretty warm, uh, warming up a bit. We can hop on a deathmatch. You can only have time.
Yeah.
Because you can leave deathmatch.
Okay, bet, bet, bet. How are y'all feeling, like, mentally? Are y'all mentally, like, nervous, excited?
I'm excited, I'm excited.
Lydia
Yes, if not talking to you, but you so Lydia
You you have performed on the big stages, right Lydia? Oh
No, but I played in really big tournaments. Okay. Okay. Okay. So the nerves like you're used to this shit. Yeah
Yeah, and nerves like don't exist
Yeah, but Jason, you know by talking to me like
I will also say, I have personally won V1's Muda and taken $500 from him.
Oh, that was good!
Good!
Period, period, queen, period.
Feeling good about this matchup.
Ah, how about in that position?
I add one of you guys.
You don't have to, like, say your numbers or name.
Oh, run it.
I'll put my thing in the voice packet.
Oh, that's a nice one.
Okay, let's do this.
Well, my hands are a bit cold. Do you have hand warmers?
Where's everybody at?
I
Wait wait did someone say something I
Don't mean to ignore
Yo, no be setting
The only one talking yeah, oh my bad my bad everybody warm it up right everybody hop in the death match
Let's get a little warm up going
hurt hurt hurt hurt
i gave him
i'm not here for
oh wait wait wait i'm not looking too good y'all
i'm not look
oh my fucking god boy is my sense right i think my sense is fucked up
i think she'd be right
Oh, I was on 800 dpi, not 400 dpi.
Oh my god.
Wait, where do you warm up?
Deathmatch, bro.
How about a deathmatch?
I can't do that.
I mean, technically you can do anything, but deathmatch just to warm up.
Just
I'm looking for yeah, I'm just gonna look my abilities, you know, I got a little camera a little teleporting down pistol sniper, you know
So that bro just yeah chamber is pretty easy very little dudes help or all you need is to opto honestly sticky one off
That's all you really need. We're good. Hey much. I see you got a body shot with it. Yep
Bad one shot one kill, bro
When's the last time you hop on bell
2020
Why was everyone saying that you are fucking god demon? I mean I believe in you
Yeah, why is everyone why is everyone gasping me up, bro?
You're like like you're like the guy that people think is the best game you are gamer though
Yeah, I love that. Yeah, BR is extracted here maybe.
Oh my god, I'm-
Ow!
Oh my god.
I'm showing glimpses of my passive, just got to warm up a little more, and I'm there.
Oh, I'm getting a highlight today.
I'm feeling good.
wait so so what is it?
whatever good you tell me
uh wait what what is your skill set are you like a dude like
go in first entry type of player are you like a you too but
fraggard what games are you good at?
Fortnite? yeah actually that's us
yeah
Fortnite? might put them on Raina or some shit
it. Yeah, that's how it is.
Like it doesn't hurt.
Or we can put them on stage right now.
We could do Sage.
I played with Sage before.
There you go.
This character's pretty sick.
I can literally optimally teleport.
Yes.
You also have a pocket deagle.
That's really good.
But you have to buy bullets for it, but it's really good.
Pocket deagle?
Chamber.
Sorry.
Yeah, I mean, Sage is a bad like that ass.
She has a good wall.
She has a reds.
I think we stick use it on Sage to be honest with you.
I'm with that, brother. Do it.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Just read Lydia, just read Lydia.
Yes.
All in red Lydia.
Keep in mind by the way, I made it to the finals of the CS Tournament, so I'm gonna get a shooter game, okay?
This one's better than me.
Oh, shoot.
I got hit by that in my head.
I got hit by that in my head.
CS aim is pretty...
What'd she say?
Damn!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm looking at the last thing.
Not like that!
I just didn't like...
I don't know, compared to the Valoran.
I'm looking fucking different right now!
Yo, Jake, can you get pop off or what, bro?
I'm out of I'm gonna go crazy
You survive a question
It's good. There's someone in my chat that said you pied in the finals. Did you 314?
I don't even know what that means. You went three and 14 three kills 14
I lose a long time
Yeah, I forgot
Like that
You know, you don't you don't dwell on stuff like that. No
Yeah, you made it. Exactly.
I forgot about that, dude.
Wait, so how's it working? Are you waiting on someone or are you playing now or how's it work?
I think we wait until the first game's over.
What's going game by game like that?
It's gonna take so long.
Yeah, wait, it's gonna be a 10 hour show.
Wait, they're already playing, isn't it?
We got more time to practice though. You know what I mean? I like that. Wait wait. Oh, no
It's all at the same time. Never mind. Okay. Yeah, you just scared me so bad
My eyes are dry
Do your eyes get dry as a gamer? Oh
There's eye drops
I
Really really dry when I don't sleep well it might be because your FOV so big bro
Your head is fucking huge bro. That's so fuck. I mean bro. I'm just me. I'm just I'm being really good
You said you look like that one like no, I don't know. I don't whatever you're about to say
No, I don't what's that Pokemon with a big head like the rhino looking on
No clue knows pass
No, he's passing
You're talking about.
Can't be have a big nose?
No.
Oh, this fucker right here.
This fucker.
What's his name?
Rampados.
Rampartos.
Not familiar.
Like a headbutt from you is equivalent to a headbutt
from Rampados.
This shit is stressing me out, bro.
These fucking robots are moving.
OK, so I just want to tell you all right now,
Muda is going to play Neon and basically all she does is sprint around and get in your face
and she can stun you and he's going to have a shotgun and be like, disgusting.
But the good thing about this game is shotguns are really broken and you can buy one too.
Okay.
So that's all he's going to do and then his fingers, whenever he slides he's fully accurate
for the first five bullets and his ult is just fingers where he's fully accurate
running, jumping, everything.
So she's really broken but that's all he's going to do.
I'm already lovin' the Coms from you. Great IGO.
Always put the shorty as your second.
You can say, come on, to buy and shoot. We'll be running on no shield.
No, definitely buy a shield.
Diffo, make sure you always buy a diffuser.
Um...
Alright.
Throw him on his head.
Oh there's no diffuser don't listen to him there's no diffuser in this game what
you might like is the phantom phantom for spring telling me to tell you yeah if
you look you telling me to tell you to try to control it's technically the
better gun it shoots a little faster better spray control like did phantom get
you can see right left I think it does 156 from a little further now it's 140
if you're at the super far away but one shot head shot if you're within a
specific but it shoots faster than the matter that is pretty good to wait
What's the matter daddy?
Guys listen, let's build some team chemistry everyone say one fact about
I was a violin right you start
I'm a professional
Professional you be friends bro. We just think about what's up to the head
Alright Jason, you're next, come on.
Uh, I was a vine, I drank my own pee one time.
I drank my own pee through a life shot.
I think I don't fang, not be a fang.
Alright, TP mid turn bro.
What up?
Um, that was in my chat.
Oh, come on dude.
come on bro. Alright circle back to Tifu. Tifu bro, there's a lot of fun facts about you, Jack.
Like what's the craziest drug y'all ever done?
Say bad. Salvia. That's heron, bro. Salvia?
That ass? Isn't that the gas station shit? He's just snort smart, he's his kid.
I'm like school exam days, like the state tests.
You're perfect.
I'm gonna get one.
I got shit.
Oh my god
Oh, I'm going to fan him today
So there's this
So there's this one time I went to a girl's house when I was like 16 and I didn't want her to know that I was about to take shit
So I said yo, let me use the restroom ended up taking a shit
She didn't have a plunger, so I took my hand and I scooped the dog, not dog shit, the little shit out of the toilet, put it in her shower heat, turned her shower on, turns out her shower drain just clogged with all of her hair, so I took her tweezers, unclogged her shower...
You're so lucky I don't know what my deaf and blind is.
Yo, what are you talking about?
You don't fuck with me.
You already said, yo, you already gave us 2% your blood, bro.
Like it just was, it was never ending.
I thought we were team up to the building I like to get vulnerable with my teammates.
Okay, let's get vulnerable.
My grandpa drowned.
What?
What was that?
What was that?
I'm so sorry.
They lost.
So, who out of my teammates is left with that?
Yeah, but like how though?
No, I said I tried and lost.
He did, did he actually?
On guard.
On guard.
On guard.
On guard.
On guard.
On guard.
Well, he did it. He did it. He actually. Oh God. Oh God. Say, Wallahi. Wallahi, bro.
He went for a swim at the beach and the waves were strong and they took him away, bro. No one saw him again.
Oh my God. That's actually so horrible. That's hard. Yeah. Well, that's the ass, but like,
there's way worse ways to go, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Now he's was swimming with the
Dolphins and shit. I mean no he's probably at the bottom of the ocean, but damn
Oh really? Okay
My both my grandparents died before I was born so
imagine I just laughed at that that's how that's how you just made me feel
how's everybody done this oh I'm definitely
Oh, we can start now.
Wait, there's people already playing?
Um, if we set the lobby up, we can just start, I'm pretty sure, right?
do you want to spectate every game though um no no I don't think we should wait
should we okay so who do I have added here anybody here in the lobby if you
guys want to add her she put her um Valorant tag in the general general
Okay, wait, which general?
In our team chat.
So go to team Jason, like the Discord, and then click the little chat bubble.
Okay.
Where are we starting now?
Like the name of our call.
Okay, okay.
Got it.
Adding.
Boom, boom, boom.
Add.
You got it.
Tifu, you warming up?
Yeah.
What?
People you warming up yeah, I was
Wait, I don't want to ask people though because like I was getting spam for requested
So I like had to turn that shit off
Just say you're just here at I just add you and then you add me and they're like auto does it or something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I
Me know what you at me
Wait, do we all have to add some
Bro, why is our numbers the same? Oh shit
That's just crazy
By the way, I lost my voice so like I sound like shit
Nah
Sound like ass bro. I'm the stream late for days. You you sound like you got a morning morning voice wake up FaceTime. Good morning, baby
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but still like I need this
We need this listen McDonald's on me if we win this whole shit
So God yes McDonald's on me
You can't too much money to bind me McDonald's bro say something else. Come on. You eat everyone every day
I actually do I actually get a drink of everyone coffee
Million or McDonald's is still good no matter how much money I get late night 2 a.m.
Little Mickey always hit big Mac bro. They're hash browns
Sweet tea to from McDonald's. Yep. Yep
All right, where's where's Mudo man. Let's get him in here. I don't know why he's not joining here
All right, he's being weird. Let me get in this fucking call bro. I'll be back
Yo, y'all want to maybe join the fucking custom lobby so we can start this shit, please
I joined
I said
Well, I don't know if you click agents it's the third tab at the top does she have a lock on her
Okay, so they have two players it's trick and mood of literally that's it
Oh, yeah, he's a son that yeah, he's good
Also you guys can call me have if you don't want to say heavenly, okay?
Just not I swear to God if any of you call me he
throwing
Right, right, right
Yeah, I can come eat y'all can come eat. Tell me whatever you want
I
What the fuck was that almost fell out my chair. I got a little excited it sounded like you did
Most breaking into my house
They got coaches in Ballerett. Yeah, bro
Yeah, we got one in the call
Lydia wait, let's do this Lydia Lydia
Oh
Well, whoa, Muda AP I don't think we do that
We can do this inside and put me on it
He's he's literally radiant rank one in two different countries, so we deserve this we need this
Okay, so who's the who are the two there?
Okay, so say again say again make fly needs to rotate and we can get this started. Yeah, I don't know why you're ready to go
Yo, say again bro get off my team
That sketch
Says who says who says who
Wait, do you have map us?
No, but it has to be in in
In the map currently in red. Yes, and then wait you're in my call and then second of all we need to
Let me start let me have defense you guys go away. So it's really white
Why because maybe you guys have five different better players and I say that's
I
Bro we talk about
Okay, flip a coin had your tails. I'll pick heads I pick heads okay. Are you slipping? Hey Siri flip a coin
Sorry, go fuck yourself pussy. Hey easy fucking piece
Okay, what um
Map I mean, I'm down with every map
I like split. I like mine. I
like Hayden as well.
Bind isn't bad. The only thing about Haven is it's three sites.
I just don't like fracture really.
We'll do binder split. I think that'll be easiest.
Yeah. If he's smart he picks split.
If you want it on split, I could double senty and I could go kill joy.
Someone goes chamber sage.
I'm down for split.
I'm down for split.
And sage is also good on split too.
Yeah.
Sage is good on bind as well.
Those are both really good naps for what we run and play.
Alright, fuck it, they're not responding, let's just pick split.
Y'all want split or bind split?
Yeah, I'm down for split.
Okay, okay.
Split, yes, I love that one.
I'm down.
Not to be bad juju, but I did play in an attorney recently,
and I lost to Split, like that was our map pick that we lost on.
So I'm just saying it's a little, little bad luck charm for me.
No, no, no.
We play and this is, you know, like the map.
This is where the tide changes, right?
Yeah.
How are you doing?
Yo, what's up with bro?
I
Think half their team a valorant championship on split no one so last time fucking go
I think let's get it half their team
They're not sober after team was on drugs
Tyler probably did a line right before his deadass literally. Yeah, so let's do this
I'm gonna find sketch
All right, we're playing split okay
Yeah, we've got our, you know, our little hero characters figured out or what?
Yeah.
Well, did the Sage in the chamber, you like the chamber, right?
And you unlocked him?
Yeah, I'll play it.
Yeah, yeah, I bought him.
Okay.
And then, so we'll have Double Senty, um, Jason can duel.
Do you want to play Smokes or, um, Sky?
Have.
I'm comfortable on either.
If you like Smokes more on this map, I can go Sky.
I would love that so much.
Okay, let's do it.
Are you doing jumping jacks?
Yeah.
I like it.
Let's go.
I need to get my blood flowing to my hands.
You want me to get my sleeve in, God.
Yeah, my hands are cold.
You should just give yourself a round of applause.
Like really, really hard.
Yo, Muda, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you a furniture, or what is your name?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a reason why you get to have Texas
and I don't get to have Illinois?
That's, yeah, that's why.
Because I'm awesome.
of this so what is the like the one and
wait what is it
let's say everyone comes on the map
um Lydia
you have to have the map, the server and the side
yeah
actually no I asked you about map bro
you didn't answer
Florida fuck me
if you stopped egoing me you would get preference on something bro
maybe maybe ask
I want a server or a side, I don't want a map, I want a server or a side.
We won the call.
Ew, ew, I'm so silly.
Dude, that is just not.
This is fair ping.
Just even out the ping.
This is fair for everyone.
Yeah, that's fair.
This is fair right here.
No, this is fair.
This is fair.
This is fair.
We each have someone with single digit ping.
Yeah, this is fair.
This is actually fair.
And everyone else?
They'll have lower
Y'all have higher overall
Our worst players have more yeah, I'm gonna be a little super. Oh, yes. Okay. Yes, I mean again
are you so
is it me
you're too good players get low
let fucking king does what king wants bro
if Mooda wants fucking Illinois give him Illinois
get that nigga dick out sir
overall better I promise it is yeah yo like no
the chosen one was like not even coping for myself like it is overall better
If you want Defender, you can ping it.
I'm confused, it's Central's like literally the comp.
I think it's their role to have both of their more than one.
So if they want to do this, whatever, whatever bro, whatever.
We'll give them the advantage.
Listen, it's farm bro.
Okay, but we're gonna play blind 13. Yeah, I bet wait what we're what do you mean? Why are we gonna attackers first?
And they're coming we're going blind. Yeah, he just talks a lot and it would
Play
Can see who can you swap into the observers real quick so we can
Yeah, perfect.
Oh, fool.
We're not going to split anymore.
So, Bind is good.
Bind is good attack.
Sorry, defense on, yeah.
Bind is good on attack, huh?
I'm not letting them do that.
Here we go.
Well, Lahi, we're going to win.
Let's get it.
Come on.
Okay.
I should have a hover for you.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay.
It's not terrible.
I like it.
Or I can do this for extra heals, whichever y'all prefer.
Or I can do this if y'all don't want me to do this 1v9.
Just 1v9.
I was about to say honestly.
I'm down to raise.
That's like two raises.
Yeah, I think do it because that's...
I could check here.
I think raise is better if you're okay with it.
My raise is not the most ideal though.
Like, sometimes I fuck up my satchels.
My satchel movement is not the best.
That's okay.
That's okay?
You're using it to get away?
Okay, babe, I'm gonna hop on the raise.
Somehow.
I can do the raise.
Because you have a little naid?
Yeah, yeah.
Unless, like, if you're genuinely more comfortable on jet, you can play jet.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I think, I know how to use you to the long bond,
But but they nerfed the boom bot right they line up to hookah doesn't work anymore, right? Yeah, you have to walk a little closer
But in all honesty, we're probably gonna be avoiding hookah and you haul a lot because Buddha's just gonna have a shotgun
Probably or someone's gonna have a shotgun. Okay. Okay, cuz that's gonna be our strat on defense. So I know he's gonna use it
We have flashes we got this
Yeah, let's go home.
Alright guys, let's do this shit.
Lydia, Igno, perfect, we're good.
We're chillin'.
Alright.
Let's get this shit out of the way.
Lydia, would you prefer a dog sight or ramps on it?
Um...
I probably...
I don't know, are they gonna play like rats?
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't put it past them.
Okay, so their tool players with hands are the tool most aggro players.
or like aggro agents so like they're cloven neon that's what we're gonna be
looking for so we don't buy anything now right no I'm so sorry armor and wall
uses my armor what armor while you you can buy like your diesel bullets your
second ability and then your little trip wire your first ability and you're
gonna put your trip wire right here 12 out of 12 rounds where are teeth are
Where? Where?
Not you, not you, not you.
Okay, I'll do it, yeah.
Alright, so you three fire out.
I'm not paying 12 out of 12 rounds.
Yeah, yeah.
So we have eight seconds to ride.
We can start.
You're always on the trigger.
Fuck me.
It's your first ability.
Yeah.
Should I go boom bar?
Fucking hell, it's not just...
So, we plant A here or plant depot?
We're doing...
Um, I want to find Muda.
Okay.
So what we can do is...
I'm going to dog land, so I'm going to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can dog short.
I'm going to...
Yes, yes.
Um, Soba's here, one lamps, one lamps, there's two here.
Okay.
Okay, can we all walk right now?
Okay.
To shower?
To shower?
Okay.
Yeah.
Whatever you run by the way, the circle that you see on your minimap, that's where
you could be heard from.
Ooh.
Oh, I didn't know that.
We can just flash showers.
We can just contact it.
Are we all going out of showers?
So you have your wall right, Yusuf?
Yeah.
Okay, whatever your wall key is, you're going to click it twice and it will turn sideways
and you're going to wall right here, okay?
There's one close.
Okay, perfect.
I'm going to smoke close.
Every round?
Just right now, just right now.
Right now?
Okay.
I'm going to smoke close so you can get that wall down and we're going to clear
close right, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Ready?
You can flash this.
Have?
We'll flash out.
Can we smoke?
Yep.
One's close in the smoke.
Okay, top.
one's close in the smoke at top.
I'm gonna get a bomb close here.
I'm back side.
Sports are trading.
Oh, I weakened one real hard.
Call it.
I'm gonna play bomb. I'm gonna play bomb.
Can you live?
Yep.
What the fuck is this wall?
Wait, that's not where we're going?
I don't know where Sage is still.
I think they're all groups
Next time we all like here on the
Site
Hey, we're good. We're killing it. It's okay. It's just pistol
Pilots got a fucking 3k this guy on Adderall
I think they're rotated. I think it's the hall player. And then they had close close.
So honestly, okay.
Don't buy this, don't buy this, save us.
Don't buy, don't buy, don't buy, don't buy, don't buy, don't buy, don't buy, don't buy,
don't buy, don't buy, don't buy.
I'm letting the shield.
No shield.
I mean, I'm on lunch.
You want to make sure you're on lunch, no I'm on lunch.
Someone else wants to take spike?
No, no you should, you should spike.
I'm gonna break it. They're probably gonna do this every wrong, which is fine. They'll probably rotate off of it
Clovis close Clovis close here
Neon tiered mood is here. I'm gonna see her like like like oh fuck
It's in my dog. Okay, so move it move it up running out right now
Thank you
Okay, so what I want us to do they're gonna save all this every round
I want us to come up and break it and then we can take the teleporter and go to a
We're gonna do that until the only thing is Luda has an outlaw
So the gun that he has is gonna do a why are we saying GG is two rounds into a fucking game, bro
Make sure you put this trip here
Yeah
Yeah, I'll buy full buy
You want me to dog hook again or dog long?
Uh yeah you can dog hook uh.
They walled.
I need a heal.
Someone come watch me while I dog.
There's gonna be two more here.
Close smoked and sage walled.
One in hookah, in hookah.
I'm doing the path.
I can't see what lies. It's probably no-
I'm gonna play with you, Lydia.
Yeah.
Let's go back up long.
So...
Mm-hmm.
We can angle out here.
Right, flash though.
I'm gonna bomb.
Excellent.
Okay, we've gotten back in, Hookah.
I'm gonna smoke here. One's flank.
I'm gonna jump here. I'm gonna jump.
Yeah.
Okay, Hookah.
One Hookah!
One Hookah, one elbow.
I'm gonna connect safe here.
Hookah lit.
What in the god do you need me?
CT CT
If you have your wall you can wall this
Raina's trying to push on
Go Raina go, 2 CT
Care who gets fell
Long long long long long long
Holy fuck, Jesus Christ
It's okay. It's the side of the mouth that they're on. I promise guy. We're good. We're good
Mooders chat is dead-ass typing what site y'all are okay
That is diabolical bro, are we not buying shit or up the winch? Oh, yeah, sir
Not even a trip wire. Oh, yeah by your trip you're gonna always buy that okay
a ghost and dog I have oh wait can you dog me dog me in the lamps I'm gonna I'm
gonna double-saturon and if you could smoke me yes smoke close and I'm gonna
double-saturon
they immediately shot at you I think there's one tough oh my god
Yeah, I'm just pushing you all.
Getting snookin' out.
Oh my god, I fucked up my stacks over the dead.
Oh Frank, cause they can push out showers.
They have no specs right now.
There's gonna be at least three here.
One showers, one show.
Fuck.
You look perfect.
Yeah, I'm just slidin'
We're good, we're good, we're good
Yo, bro, chill, bruh, tank, can I get a nice try?
Damn bro!
Okay, we're gonna have to unfortunately like play these rounds hello bonk
I mean if their streams won't work, but do you want to try to fake?
Yeah, you walk it up you slow
I'm done with that. You want to dog? Okay, you can dog short and then Jason you can get close and try and satchel into you hall again
I'm gonna give you one smoke in the middle of sight right here
And then uh
I'm gonna judge back and we're gonna walk beside whenever they do this so we're gonna go towards the other side
Okay, I'm gonna double-sacchel. Okay. They're still here. Just know every time so of us on
We're gonna over rotate this
One lamps for sure
So this joining service here
it's a liquid on me
I'm gonna jump in
I'm gonna smoke for us
close, hold on
when you smoke?
okay, I'm jumping in
okay
yep
they're long
aren't you hitting?
yeah
it's letting open
I'm gonna fight because I have my res
mood is going elbow
I'm in hookah
I'm gonna smoke this so we can sit in it
fuck
one elbow 120
one 20 yellow in one day one of them going up here
damn we're good we're good yeah we're good
i wonder he fought so fucking hard for dm
defense on it sorry defense on it about this just i know defense is it's gonna be way easier
because every streamer wants their streamer win so they're gonna stream snipe everyone's
I was going to secretly look at their chat and just know what's happening.
My chat's just calling me ass, so it's fine.
It's OK.
We're going to watch here.
Yeah, yeah.
We can buy into this.
We're going to have to just keep being pretty grim, probably.
Or do you want to go heavy shower this round,
trying to do what we did on pistol?
I have old here.
I don't have dog shit.
We can also have a shower if you want.
You said when you old, I mean,
when you wall walk on that wall
first
there's two close shower
me on right now
just play default
trying to peek it
There's two trying to push us.
There's play, try to play for a pick here.
Sager that's three there.
Can we go B, that's a pick and there's three here.
I can all out of hooker. It's all except close. Nice. Nice. I'm gonna all out of hooker.
Do you have a dog or no? No, no dog.
Good BCT already. 30 seconds left. I didn't check it too.
Yeah, I'll go.
Two for UF spike.
Yeah.
Alright, just...
Do I wall anything?
Wall of hooker.
Yeah, wall right there, yeah.
One going to CT.
Nice, really good wall, really good wall.
Oh, I just snatched. Two CT, two CT.
It's all done cool.
Alright, one hooker, two CT.
One in hooker, and two is gone.
Hooker left, hooker left.
Nice, come on guys, let's fucking go!
There we go, we just need one man!
Well we made this three on the top, we're good, we're still in this.
We just need three facts.
That was a harder half for a reason.
Honestly, Moodle's probably feeling really confident right now, he's probably gonna push every fucking thing, we could play B-Fall here.
I have ult, if I shoot, if I send my ult, since they've been destroying dog instantly every round,
They'll probably shoot the whole inside of my dog and I can clear the house
You're gonna do that. You want to get the lanters in I can get in there. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna drop my gun for a judge
One 16 on silver that was just not a good play
We're gonna have to work this again, Delano.
Take a fight, Shower.
I'm going to play the spell of short still.
He's got a shotgun, I don't want to push it.
I got a dog here, it's a little different, but...
Do you have a flash?
Can you pop a gliss?
No, okay.
Sobo went lamps, Sobo went lamps.
Me.
Uh, could be close right.
Let's shotgun.
I'm gonna smoke off your left side site here.
Okay, well, close right.
Wait, are you shooting?
You can't move.
No, no, I tried to fucking teleport and I didn't work.
Oh, because you're out of the range.
No, we're good, listen.
Oh, my shit.
Listen first round first half we're learning the game
We're chillin. I need me to wall anything just tell me cuz I don't be knowing what
We buying here wait
Can drop drop for me you can drop this gun and like hit his old
So if you press one it gives him your gun
So just drop drop your gun and then press X
Yeah, and then press X
Press your old whatever your
Can someone try to stay close on short?
Yeah.
I'm gonna walk with an LED.
Okay.
Did they instantly smoke?
Yeah.
And did they smoke Nuka?
Yeah.
One in Nuka.
Just dropped.
They're decaying.
Okay.
I don't have to pressure this too much.
Sova's close to CT.
They already rotated.
There's three here.
One long.
Oh no.
We're gonna kill that.
What the fuck?
I'm going to get this gun behind me, I'm going to re-fight this, turn in, I'm going to beat
I'm close to there close
Smoking he normally plays here, okay?
I'm digging him. Yeah. Yeah, you can push into city feeling for you
I'll come to you. He's running back to you. We can double up
We're both here. I'm just double face
Let's walk forward
I'm gonna clear this and then we can play for bomb
He's set.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
It's gonna wait for the time.
Yep.
I heard him.
He's off.
He's off.
We can double-sing on next.
Wait.
Hi.
Good from.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, I forgot.
That's sketch.
I'm not gonna lie in it.
I'm just gonna be a nice guy on this stream.
Haha.
Uh, bro.
I'm gonna buy this stuff.
Or Jason?
Yes.
Yeah, you survive.
Alright, we're still gonna have to just keep lying slow.
I'm gonna dog shower.
They should be.
They should be.
They should be.
They should be.
They should be.
If you don't make pressure B, they're gonna push down short.
I'm gonna kill this right now.
Can you go with them?
Yeah, I'm going.
Here you sit.
Cause they take the dog.
Take the dog.
Take the dog.
Take the dog.
What's my TP here?
One Amuga dropped.
So they can TP right there on my ping.
Yeah.
There's two running away.
Let's go back A because there's two on B.
They run back A.
They won all day.
Oh wait.
They can come back to you.
Yeah.
They turn back.
Make more noise then.
You guys just slow walk up short.
Okay.
I can conduct this.
I have my oh by the way, okay use if you have bomb
Me on Sierra it might just be neon you can come short and resume a stage
low you you go you say hi you say hi oh my god I raise to you oh my god I'm
sorry oh no you're good you're good all right this is gonna be shower in any
on these I can say if you hear me hear me hear me hear me come on come on we
gotta take we have 30 seconds okay come on I have spoken to Rena's gonna be
Shower side
That's how you gotta go you got up left left left bro. Yeah over here, bro
Oh
The same thing but I think we commit to I don't think I don't think he's in a TV again
So follow the dog through you all I'm gonna go up long break this wall and just take the one all right
Don't go along with Lydia. I'm gonna go you all I think you can rock it out Jason. Yeah, I'll rock it out
one of them. Wait, there's two of you.
There's three. There's one.
Okay, I'm going with you.
Oh, we're chopped.
Bro, I thought it was just fucking neon.
think it I thought it would be holding outside I'm so sorry
that's okay that's okay two more rounds and then we get the easy side that's the
best part
um
okay look at that we just pulled
we could also try to do the same thing do you want to um dog through uh we can use
it to buy you if you wanna
I can just rock my pistol, hug it.
Yeah, you can shield and pistol.
If you want to dog through and then raise Roomba as well,
he might keep you with his fingers.
And we can hold for that, or with his ult.
If we can try to get that out.
And drop any bombs, I said.
A one was who good dropped, one on site.
He's short.
There's two here.
I'm coming after you.
I'll have to fight this, unfortunately.
I think I'm on my way
There's two here, there's seven young you on set 130 he ran brand spawned to get healed and spawned to get healed
Okay, so move away excited. I can take site. Yeah, you can walk in here mid site wall right wall right wall right there
I'm in showers
There
If we get this last one, it's just extra wrath.
We don't need it.
I promise next half will be so much easier.
That's why I wanted to start an event, and that's why we did it.
You guys always post it on showers, she's just waiting for me to push it.
They're putting Reyna soba A every round, and then Sage, Clove B, and then Muta's just
going whatever he wants.
He pushed on Short last round, off the dog.
He might do some dumb shit again.
They have Sage-Rez.
We should realistically be hitting B into this age.
He's gonna wall long.
I'm gonna break the wall.
Someone hold my TP.
Drop that Ahuka.
One Sage, and a Ragnarok.
Sage plus one.
Sage plus one.
Ragnarok.
Ragnarok.
Ragnarok.
Ragnarok.
Ragnarok.
Ragnarok.
Ragnarok.
one. They're gonna go for a cp. We can look for, oh we both have singers. I spunked
mid site for us. I can jump in. Lives under hookah. Flashing. Could be on the site. Could
It's still the underhooker. Yeah, I can.
Underhooker still? No, I'm not good.
Oh my, 80, 90 per.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm just close for the rest of the time, man.
Nice, Jesus.
It's close to you.
Fuck.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
I actually can't with this chat, bro.
I actually can't with this chat.
I'm top-ranking somehow.
I noticed the globe is hookah. I don't need to say you can either do what they were doing and wall be long every round
Or wall hookah every round whichever you want
And then we can put chamber
On a and you can put your trip either
Like your little trip wire that you're putting. Yeah, let me know what put it here
You want me a or B right in front of this box? You can go
You can go be a sage. Do you want to wall this?
Since you get this round you can just wall right here just right off that entrance
Where do you have an old?
We can play he's probably gonna slide in with a shotgun just be aware of that
And I flash out short
Yeah, it's quiet
He's looking on you he's close with us
I'm so getting in front of you, they're sending to kill.
We can play retake, 4v4.
They might keep pushing for more, on site.
Going elbow, going elbow, I'm coming to you.
Planning.
They walled me.
Nice, good pick.
Good shit.
I'm looking at long.
We can all just go heavy.
They said there's going to be one on site, sage dead.
Nice, good name.
Good shit.
Go long.
Nice good day, shit.
Fill him.
Yeah, stay safe.
Come on, Zayn!
Let's go!
He's got two, man!
He's got two, man!
No!
Let's win!
Come on!
Let's win!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking win!
Come on, bro.
We got this, bro.
We got this.
What are you fucking looking for?
Insane, bro.
Let's win!
Let's win!
Let's creep with the shot done or do you want me to do it?
Nah, you be the creep.
Okay.
fucking looking at his smokes like yeah let's do this okay
intentional DC we got this shit he was DC that should matter I do that around
counts. Oh yeah. They got bombed down. They can't fill that.
They're icing us. They're killing our momentum. I'm seeing it.
Save us and even DC. I can't tell you what they were looking at either.
I will say it is very likely that they forced this around even though they just lost because they got bombed down
So expect like Muda
to have like a shotgun
And to get close to you know when this you know slide like this way I know I
Hate his neon bro. He's just started running me down
What's the one that's fucking sliding, but I should it's me. Oh, yeah, that's Muda
Oh, that's like a shotgun.
Actually, he had a ghost that time.
The fear was already there when I heard the neon dashing
at me.
I started shaking in my boots.
That was the deputy there.
What's going on?
Damn, what's going on on that side?
In the squad.
but they're gonna play us forward it that sucks and i'm dead i can't even be a part of the party
so mood is just afk
mood is afk is he the one that you see
yeah i'll figure out with the walls by the way i'm saying like that i just tell me
to put in i'll just put it there wait were you even there pro do you it would be good if
If Tifu played A site and you played B site every round on defense, you all can technically
hold a lane.
So you can wall this every round, like this little entrance, or you can wall long.
So here, I'll come here.
You can either wall like this off from here, I can't find it anymore, but here to here.
Send me the bracket, Chad.
Every round.
Or you can wall over here, like from here to here, but I think the other one will
be a lot easier.
What do you say, you want us to hold A or B every round?
I want you A every round. Until you get an AWP, once you start AWPing, I want you B.
It's just going to be easy for you, lane-wise.
Damn, we got the hard bracket.
We got this, boys and girls.
Easy.
I think pilot might be on Adderall, y'all.
No troll.
You want everything, dude.
You want everything, bro.
But, Yusuf? Good fucking round earlier.
Just the walls? A little better.
But I think she just taught you, you know?
Yeah, she told me where to put it.
I'll get that.
Well, my kills are from one round.
Okay.
I haven't got one.
Let's show that. Let's show that.
Okay.
Okay.
So, yeah, just either wall inside hookah or long around.
And then chamber.
You can trip this. I'm going to play in you all this round, chamber in here.
Well, you can do it.
You can put your TP here and then like kind of take a peek and what should I buy?
Spectre is good.
Or a sniper.
Oh, I'm going to buy a sniper actually.
Bad dog short.
So far clear.
I'm going to be careful to shock and then who does mood is here.
I think he might have been running.
nothing wrong all right yeah wait they might go I'll let you anchor and I'm
in a row too
they might wait out your wall and Russian oh careful yeah they broke it
I
Drive back up. No, no, no, you can go say that they're gonna have we want to go behind this box. Oh, jump out jump out. Oh
I hit 178 other more. Okay. I'm a bomb radar. I'm soaking a lot of you
Nice Jason
Spooky or go you'll can fight long. Oh, I was site site
Nice nice nice
I'm in bump bump bump
One who last looked at last looked at
Good shit
30 seconds left
I heard her jump
Good plus this shit guys
Good round guys
We're just gonna keep doing that odd repeat
That setup should work
What I'm gonna do then I'm gonna dog shore
If I don't get any intel I'm just gonna insta rotate
Now do I go for a crazy a
Old tier. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you do that. I'm gonna play be a you will for me
Wait, wait Scott Scott. Can you just flash flash right?
Oh
I got them, I got them.
I'm gonna be able to bring them back to you.
Why the fuck are they both spawned?
Wait, maybe stay A just in case they're...
They're committing.
Yeah.
And our spawn?
That's okay.
This is cut, boys.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
No, I should have had that it's my bad
I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you
If you want to keep holding hook out it looks like they're going to start going heavier
long which is just gonna be good. Uh, you still think you're gonna go B? Yeah. Just keep doing that same wall. Yeah.
Gonna smoke if they break your dog.
Neon close to holster. Nice. One more right now. Close to holster. I'm gonna hold B. I'm gonna stay B.
I'm going to flash, I'm going to talk a little bit, not out, not to the smoke, TP, TP, TP.
Wait, okay, you're good, just cut there, do not even peek, do not even peek.
Don't peek, don't peek, just get down, get down, get down.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Just sit there, just sit there, literally just sit there.
I can sit now for you.
I'm just holding this angle over here I guess.
Yeah, yeah, you're good there.
probably still is
my wall just broke
hold hookah's guy, i'm gonna hold long
their wall just broke short?
one short
running market
going B, going B, going B
coming to us
Yeah, I'm holding hook again. I'm gonna smoke your lung. I see you go
I'm leaving to food. I'm leaving to
Just spraying it to hold them off until you're okay long into I'm sitting into I'm sitting look at time
Hey, hey, hey, Detroit eight
Yeah, it should just be right now, I'm gonna be able to flood this.
Close Poxite, carry it in.
Double?
No.
Nice, good slam, nice.
One default default default.
CC CC's already.
Going short going short going short.
Nice.
Last one, she's there, she's there, she's there, she's there, she's there, she's there, she's there.
Last one sketches, defuse the bomb.
I'm gonna get it out of there.
Nice.
I tell ya.
It's good round.
Good shit!
Defuse!
That's where we're at!
Yeah, this half.
This is going to be one by one for us.
Come.
That has his ult. He's going to get in your face.
Super, super fast.
Lydia, can you buy me?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you sub-tiny by me?
Uh, why a shorty?
Because he's going to slide in your face.
Same thing?
Yeah, yeah, same thing, same wall.
I'm going to flash out long here.
I'm not picking long.
I
Brain just told me he was gonna send his ult up long to get a running
Lasers no, it's okay. It's okay
Now he doesn't have a few rounds of the level we force here and play for OT are doing play for OT
We can save this we can save this one
I'll play for OT, have guns next round, you can play in brat spots like that.
So if you wanna do, yeah, you can wall long this round maybe, or wall long instead of
hookah and then you can play in hookah with Jason.
Yeah.
I hear S.I.B.
Yeah.
He's at long enough.
He just died.
Flash him.
He's right there.
Right below you Jason.
You should.
You should.
Bye Jason.
Bye.
You're shit. You're shit.
Oh, we're so far.
Holy shit.
Here is the rest of the clue.
Rain is back side.
Shotgun.
Back side.
I'll take this actually.
Gun.
Gun elbow.
I
Shit nice. You should be sight side. I believe
Go inside go inside. It could be on site area. I'm gonna tap
Just
oh
Nice
Bro
Okay, we have guns here. Buy your util, buy your guns, buy a happy shorty if you can for his beyond.
Come do the same wall. I'm gonna play B with you. I think Wuda's just gonna keep running up B.
Yeah bro, like I feel like A is like...
Honestly, like leave me alone on A. I'll send my ult kinda through TP.
Do it.
Okay, I'm gonna dog short if you're not there. I'll TP. Flash out.
Nice get out get out get out get out get out get out. I have my res I'm faced with they've done. I have res
Can we hide from that? He's right side right side
Done. Nice
If you want kills just run in
So it was there? Yeah, we didn't let him swing. They don't want to bump. He went back out. They're both running towards short
I mean back. We're getting in front of you. Oh
He's on us
Let's do this shit. Let's do it. Let's do this. Let's do the unthinkable. I'm not
your son. I said we'll ahi bro. I'm not trying to go to hell again. Yeah bro. I'll get it.
come in again yeah I think they're gonna have a lot of luck on me
I'm gonna try and keep an eye on them.
I'm lucky but like keep walling people come in again.
You get the same wall this since you're a little later to get in there wall long side or that's fine.
Just wall hooker, just wall hooker.
I'm gonna slip along.
I'm not sure right now, do you have your wall?
No.
There's one here.
Nice.
Got him?
Get out, get out, get out.
Fuck, mooder there too.
Still there.
I have my old showers.
Two hookah ones.
Got him.
Two hook on the left
I'm just trying to push out
Might come atio. I'm gonna walk over that Jason
Short shower showers and short yeah, they're out. I'm gonna wait. I'm not right now. Let's fight
You run back you all
on here I think there's one back side
hold on
am I old if I can take first?
oh my god you are
can't see
good shot
GG
all good
they have hella competent players
yeah
oh damn
fuck me on bro, that's so annoying
yo that's like a legit crime
yo get set up, get set up, set up, set up, set up, set up, set up, set up
hey, hey, gg guys, gg's guys, gg's
gg's
damn I am ass
you
you
you
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You know what I'm saying? I was a hard-fought game. You know what I'm saying? This is the one time I'm not going to throw you. I'm going to give you a buck. Because you actually was going crazy.
Nah nah nah nah!
As you can't, bro.
As you can't, bro.
Oh my god, bro, my monitor!
Oh my fucking guide!
Bro, how's everyone on my team?
Just, you know, I'm so confused!
We're playing with their feet!
Oh my god!
Oh
Joe Jason wrong
I
Can't
I just
Just lose bro. I'm just a loser, bro. I just lose
I
Don't understand bro and my bad luck
And my bad luck I lost to Rikai a basketball and I lost a fucking sketch
Bro, like what do I actually what how do I actually fucking play?
How do I how do I live you can't draft for shit fuck you
Bro, do you know what I'm looking at right now? How do I actually continue streaming I?
Fucking I can't I lose I lose the game I
I lose my fucking monitor. I lose my pride I
Genuinely played my absolute best I played as best as I could bro
Like
I genuinely don't know
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
I just don't know, bro.
Muda, Muda, your shit, bro.
Your shit.
I 7-4 you.
I fucking own I own your entire team besides pilot pilots actually off Adderall and every fucking
performance drug possible
What
Fucking eight two Zwinks seven four Muda four three
I owned your entire team except pilot and that a and these are probably me him killing me on eco rounds
I
Moota strange not being oh, let's see, bro
Quick fucking look to the right monitor with my stream in the background
Look at chat
Shower showers showers showers
Showers
Yep instantly looking at showers piece of shit bro fucking piece of shit fat-nose bitch
I don't care anymore, I actually don't care, man.
Stack A, you're a fucking, you will never be successful
in life unless you cheat to get there.
I hope you know that, you fucking, fat-nosed,
long-faced ass bitch.
Y'all, hello?
Hey, y'all's good, bro.
Y'all's good, bro.
All right, let's lock in.
I
Yo, hey guys. Hey Gigi. Oh, hey Jason. Hey Jason Jason
Everybody accept that fucking cheater on your fucking team
Disgrace you cannot win anything in life unless you cheat you fat nose long face
bitch
I'll spend the night
Girl, you got me up
Get inside
Make me wanna stop
Yeah, you left your script on now
You got a year in Vegas
I'm a loser I'm a loser. I'm a loser. I'm a fucking loser, man
Everything I like bro everything
What what what what what what what what what what
That case that case that case that case that case
They're all showers they're all showers
You fucking every time you lie your nose grows 10 times bigger
You fat nose curly headed bitch
Listen
What what
Why did my life on every level of dog kill me if I'm lying
Should have not reached out the cheating I see gross
You did it you did it
There's a fucking clip your whole time
You also did it win straight you other did it win straight and you're like one right again
Yep, go ahead says try you strut a sass form your way out of this your nose is literally growing as you speak please don't look sideways
fucking fat nose bitch
Yep, yeah try to a sash for me right way
you
you
you
you
you
Why did he dance for the best?
JT said that.
Why did he dance?
He also jaded the hat.
He was also slightly wrong.
And I think JT misinterpreted it.
He joined our discord call.
He's not a big party shop.
He loves either money.
That's all I was talking about.
I'm not mad at him.
I rated him.
Stop picking your nose.
Junker!
Wait, what?
What happened?
Junker!
Junker loves you!
Junker doesn't like that one.
Junker doesn't like that one.
Junker doesn't like that one.
I think this is my personal thing. I don't know if I'm right or wrong. I feel like this is good.
Oh, for a boy, bro. Like, well, friend, just...
Why don't you be tearing off the sucks, bro?
Guys, yes. Here's the thing, bro.
I'm gonna check out the clip. It's not a big deal.
If nobody wants to be... It's fine.
I don't want him banned from future events. I think he's funny.
It was just annoying in the moment. It didn't change whether or not we won the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know.
I'm not talking about it.
all right well yeah I think we're good guys I think we're good we got a little
hash down okay
I was gonna be a clip though
someone's gonna clue I don't get it bro I cannot fucking play bro look at a
Yeah
What yeah what I'll say like if it was up to me because Joe I don't give a fuck if
YBG did that like to me
I would probably get him to him, but if you don't want him to be there and I wouldn't care
What did he do?
Cause that shit would piss me off to another dimension.
What did he do?
He talked during a 1v1?
He rage baited?
I think Joe said he kept rage baiting mid game.
probably played Valorant. Nope! Never! Never played that! What? So my second pick has
never played the game. And motherfuckers are going, hey Joe, T-Fu's... I was about to
draft T-Fu's second pick. And motherfuckers are going, oh T-Fu hasn't played. T-Fu
hasn't played in years. Pick stomping. What? What? And then motherfuckers get mad
at me and you're like all your teams ass I'm literally bro just up next time I'm
not even looking at my chat I'm gonna just draft the team I want to draft
that's what I'm gonna do t-pools fucking respect
you
you
you
you
you
I
Yes
My god, that's it was that it was that air now banding for that is is lucky crazy, but I will get I will get tight to
Oh my god bro
Where the fuck is John bro
Bro I dead I just bought I dead I just broke a two thousand dollar monitor and I dead
I just bought a two thousand...
Fucking no.
I did a...
$2,000 monitor.
Two bins?
Yes, bro.
This shit is like OLED or some shit.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, oh my god, bro.
Please run please run
Wait wait wait no, that's not that works. We could use the map way out on we got a this defense attack. Please run bro
Oh
I got a dawn
This is why you lose your bag and you cry, you gotta be that shit.
Holy fucking bloody hell, man!
Why are you late, bro?
Bro, I didn't think you'd be first round today, I want to go home and clean my room.
I love the little video techs in here.
She said, I'm sorry, I got mental boom really quick, I'm really apologize.
It's okay. It's all good. It's all good.
It's all good.
Fuck up in our chat.
It's pretty good.
We'll pick up the monitor. I'll let you want to go.
So you want me to stop the monitor right now?
What's your thing? You need to go for a drive?
go for a drive we could talk about it bro we could blast the ANC's or who knows
bro we could we could do no traction sports mode in your main bag that's
what you did that one night I mean you could drive my car you would drive my
car I mean bro I just want to go you want to call me back to my church or something
I just need some love, tired of fuckin' with these lame, baby I just need a dog.
I
Bro
What do I do now?
fuck I
Needed that so bad. I needed that so bad man. I'm dead as needed that so bad, bro
Alright, alright, get the, get the eye roll, bro. Get the eye roll, man. Get the eye
Hi, real man.
I'm really, I'm really just like you, like you.
I
Swatted
Why do I hear a helicopter bro
Oh my god, what the hell?
Bro, my life is literally like Max's fucking old YouTube dead ass, bro.
Dead ass.
I'm gonna, yo, I think I'm gonna walk out with a fake gun, bro.
Go outside.
Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro.
They all went out, so no one wants to tell me, so no one wants to tell me that we're
getting swatted.
All right, man, fuck it, man.
I run out screaming
Now listen to Spotify bro. How do I take this Spotify hours? Hey, wait wait wait
Go higher up
Yeah, I'm here.
Fuck you, bro.
They're not talking about me, right?
They're gonna sit here and fucking stare and broke him on her.
Hey, now I got a new bro.
A new bro.
Why is there...
Why is there...
Why is this thing is saying me and then it's deep fried?
Like, what the fuck?
Yo, get a new monitor, bro!
Yo, can you raid me?
Yo, can you raid me?
Can you raid me?
Yo, can you raid me?
Well, get a new monitor!
Bro, do I even need to leave?
Do I even need to leave?
Fucking YBG, man.
They went back inside?
All right.
All right, we're good, we're good.
Oh my God.
Best buy segment?
Bro, I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Do y'all see this shit or not?
Oh my god, bro, 2,000 dollars.
Where's the other one?
In the closet, I unplugged everything for you.
Wait, like, the setup here?
Yeah, it's like, I think, 240 at 350 Hertz.
Right there.
This one?
the plug and the monitor right there is already... I just got an unscrewed piece so I can mount
it for you.
Can I make this out of the hole?
Yeah.
I have no point in going to a desk button.
I did ask a whole 17 here, I'm not a trooper.
I tripped on that wire and just broke the monitor there.
What?
Oh, shit, you got it, bro.
I'm, I'm seeing what it's like.
You did well.
I did, I don't know how much better I could have played.
I could have played a little better, but bro, oh my god.
You drafted my team.
I dragged with the people that are left over. What the fuck are you gonna do?
You gonna blame me now?
You've distracted my team.
I always thought it'd be sweet instead of all that shit, bro.
You've teased me.
No, I didn't! I dragged with the first two people! The rest is you!
Exactly, bro!
Who else are you to pick?
Oh, I could have picked up fucking...
I could have picked up...
Boom!
Let me look, let me look, let me look, let me look.
I actually could have...
Hold on. Let me look at this. Let me look at this.
I could have picked way...
I could have gotten a God the pilot.
Could have gotten a pilot.
I could have gotten, um,
sat-nav.
I said that!
No, you said-
No!
You said-
You said sat-
You said Lydia?
I said sat-
That's in order.
No, yeah.
And I said Lydia, then sat-nav.
Could have gotten YBG.
So you would choose sat-nav over tier one pro.
Cause you know, they want you to choose sat-nav,
and then someone said, oh Lydia is a tier one pro,
You would've been on my ass!
On my ass!
I mean, bruh.
The wife, the wife, say, you know, shout out to the, you know, brother.
Hi.
What the hell, man?
I'm already done for it, so you might as well finish it, bruh.
Bro, I'm a girl.
Asshole.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm not an asshole, man.
I'm not an asshole, man.
I am someone with passion.
I am someone that needed this way.
All right?
Wait, I'm a question.
She apologized. It's not...
It's just a game, bro.
It's just a game.
But this game meant something to me, bro.
It meant something to me, bro.
I have a question what what I looked away for one second how to use it ended on your team
no
No, no, bro. Oh fake feminists brother
No, bro, I'm not gonna lie LG senior
It's fun, bro. It's a content or not fast. It's a it's a content
It's a concert you right you right
I mean what I will say does when I burst her in calm she's actually calm like she's a shooter
It's just how you know sometimes we get we get lucky days get lucky days
It is what it is man, it is what it is, bro
Oh my god
What a cheated bro
My god, man
People saying I hate farm and shit brother. My whole chat is saying L. Jason
What do you want? T-Foo? What what T-Foo shit? T-Foo shit?
Now what now what L T food? No, bro. It's fucking video game. If you perform if I perform ask guess what L
Jason, do you perform my shit like fucking video game, bro?
Like game
Watch wrong
Bro, are you pointing at the camera? It's not even on this fucking PLV.
That's how you watch, mom. Do you even see fucking the other team? Fucking the other team, bro?
Okay, bro, how am I fucking out?
Oh, shit, I didn't even really swat into this.
Yeah, it's just black. It's like a black ass, someone's saddle mushing.
Like, there's that ass crank right here. Wait, maybe I can fix it.
Oh my god
What the fuck am I going into the fucking multiverse? Oh my god. Oh
My god
Going into the fucking multiverse. Oh
How do I switch bro go back
I don't know what to do then, I fucked up bro, I fucked up, I fucked up, oop, CC boy.
push me push me push me push me back
one two
oh fuck
I didn't mean to do something funny
You're gonna do damage, bro.
Didn't do damage.
Again?
Come on, bro.
Again?
Yes, bro.
I'm gonna spear, bro.
Alright, man.
again again yes but I'm gonna spear bro all right man yeah let's get some
more speed wait wait wait let him monitor okay let me let me move it
There you go.
Alright, bro. Ready?
Malt! High! Bad!
Hey!
That doesn't even work, bro.
It doesn't even work, bro!
I'm just fucking hurting myself!
Holy fuck, man!
Oh, wow.
I
Just dive into it, bro
The whole set up you tripped it. You talk about them
Where's my helmet at
They come out this well think about this bro. Oh, you have a three thousand four thousand eye camera. Yeah to learn
Ready?
One small step for mankind.
One giant rip, producing the wind.
I'm moving from wrong bro, I hope he wins this whole fucking tournament bro, I'm gonna
I'm a loser, bro, I'm a jester.
Let that beat speed and it push a phase, so.
Yeah, bro.
Won't be live tomorrow.
I'll be live for, I'll be live for, I'll be live on Monday,
I'll be live on Monday, bro.
Mr. Beast's video.
Oh my God, I didn't finish the video, bro.
How the fuck am I actually supposed to watch it?
What the fuck, that's shit, I'm not,
I'm not here to know you, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm out, bro.
I'm out, I'm out, bro.
Hey, peace chat!