jasontheween
🔴WHO TF STOLE MY MAYBACH EMBLEM🔴LOTS TO REACT TO🔴BRO V BRO VS MOODA🔴GAMER🔴COACHELLA TMR🔴
04-09-2026 · 9h 19m
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I'm going to find you, who the fuck took the emblem to my may back.
I'm going to find you.
Dar- Darler, get back, get back!
Bro, if Darler stole my shit,
I'm- I'm totaling your car.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
Pastor Nat got your ass.
Now you're just weird, bro.
Banks pawned for Chrome?
We're just typing shit at this point, man.
But genuinely though, like, what can one person
even do with that emblem?
Like, there is genuinely nothing you can do, right?
Because if you cut it off,
it's not like you can attach it to your own car,
because it's like, it's cut, sell it.
Bro, it's cut, like, let me show you the video.
Let's see what she's got.
No security cameras.
like first of all I'm a little bloated in the oh my little bloated in this video
that's why that's why you know I'm a little bloated in this shit but how to
work out this morning
eww nice bro nice thanks y'all thanks y'all appreciate y'all
the fuck
humble bro whatever
um do a snatch my the quality is kind of shitty but it's not like they took this
whole bit out they deadass got some type of tool and sawed off the made-back
emblem they sawed it off brother what the fuck is the point of sawing it off did
Did they do it out of spite?
Did they know it was mine?
There's no way!
Not like I have a one of one Maybach!
It's an A-Back now.
Oh, don't ruin my fuckin' day.
This guy took it?
You're just weird, bro.
And like, people like you made me insecure by myself.
I don't even look I look good right now. I look good right now, but I will be fixing it
I will be doing a full body make may back may make over. I gotta fix my car. Okay. Got a lot of scuffs
I need to fix the PPF on the car
When I go to London
When I go to London, I will
Send this in the shop get my sensors fixed get my fucking logo fixed, bro
How much is that even? How much is that even?
Made back
Are you deadass? Brother, why are we sawing it off for 50 fucking dollars?
Are you serious?
bro
$150 is $50 you might as well go to a 7-Eleven and steal snacks and sell the snacks a Mayback
logo not everybody's rich like you do there's so many better things and easier things to
steal for 150 bucks they had his saw off my logo I'm fake mad like I actually you
don't actually care Brad just move on are you fucking kidding me bro I that's my
car that's my car my logo get it daily
you got mugged again whatever bro reach we get a daily okay so what should I
daily cuz genuinely I'm about to just start daily like I don't know I don't
know what should I daily chat super hellcat I'm gonna get a hellcat bro I'm
gonna get I'm gonna be the first Asian with a hellcat hellcat which one
Dodger or what is it SRT charger scat pack to nah I'm not gonna lie this
will be tough bro they're so ugly but what what Asian man do you know it's
right around in a fucking scat pack the Ringo
Ew
Wait the rain goes are 40k that's kind of ugly bro
Get a track track Hawk
Wait, what's the difference I'm not a car guy. So, you know, I might get fried for this, but I dad has no difference. What's the difference?
What is the difference?
Branding so the logo. Oh, that's see the logo right here. There's no logo right here
Faster raises wit get a Jeep. Are you fucking kidding me? I
Get in your fucking Jeep
Click the images
Now I actually do need to get a daily car
Trust and believe you know when some check start here
Hey, hey car video coming soon, man, if you like stable or not, uh, but um
You know I'm saying until then I'll be car searching because yeah, you're right, bro
Daly and a back bro. I could be parked in the middle of nowhere trying to pick some shit up and
Someone saw off my emblem
Because it's a Maybach. I don't know
Range Rover. No, I don't want to range Rover bro. I want like a small car. I'm not like a SUV type of guy
I feel like
Run, what it what it lays just say
What it like run one ad and you could buy three of these okay?
Back to the basics
I'm not getting a Lexus, bro. I
Mean I could get a Lexus. I could get a Lexus. I don't want to be I don't want to BMW
I don't want I don't I want some different shit, bro. That's what I'm saying. I might actually get the hell cat
Scat
Bro cuz like this some different shit, you know what I mean like
Okay, Asian guy gets Lexis cool. Whatever bro Asian guy gets hell cat
Vroom vroom down the fucking highway
you
This shit is ugly so wait, why do people like Hellcats then if y'all are saying ew
2026 are awful not your body exactly why I want to get it
Made for you not getting civic bro
Whatever whatever whatever this is tough
Okay, guys for me. Anyways, bro. I'll do the car shopping shit later man. Um, today we got brobie bro versus
Muda. I'm gonna beat the cheater in a video game in a video game competition. Um, I think I'm undefeated and brobie
Be gross. We got that and then later. We got BR chat got the whole squad hopping on VR chat
I'm gonna be honest woe set up some shit with raffle gator
Um, I was barely like why y'all saying I lost the letter with oh my god, I forgot about that
But yeah, we're gonna one-by-one mood on a bro v. Bro beat the cheater then
We got be our chat ruffle gator will set up some shit
girls and a lot of guys I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's gonna
What today wouldn't tell but yeah, we got a lot to react to to song Wars was yesterday
I've seen a lot of clips. Yeah, I've seen a lot of clips
So I'll be going through all of that shit
Yeah, and then tomorrow we got Coachella. Okay, I will be getting one stream in for Coachella
But I won't be streaming in the event I'll probably just do like
I'm sure a lot of guys in the house, and then I will be recording a YouTube video for y'all on the IRL channel
Coachella. Yeah, so I don't know though. We need a we need a fit, bro
We need a fit we
We need a fit so y'all gotta help me, bro. I don't know what to wear. Okay. It's it's Palm Springs
I don't know if it's hot out there. Do I wear shorts or do I wear?
like
Jeans
Don't know no no shirtless are we your stylist? Yes, y'all are my stylist
So we'll be doing that later tonight. So we got a good long stream today
Ha ha ha
Okay, nice we're making this a thing I
Mean, I mean, yeah, I will be linking with the Haas sisters. I don't know what the fuck that will
How's that a bad thing? You know me? I'm gonna link up with a lot of other creators as well
You know Coachella is literally people don't even go for the music anymore
They go to fucking do collabs and shit. I will be making a couple tiktoks out there trust and believe you know that
But yeah, but yeah, it should be fun bro
You said this
Dude, what are you linking me better?
brother Jason we were yet like like this is some crazy Twitter shit that no no
community no community no it's just like stupid bro like stupid stupid
stupid stupid stupid react to cat's eye song isn't cat's eye performer
we good why bro what do you mean we good bro dude that normally shit was
late
hold on bro give it a chance okay give it a fucking chance yo y'all already
I hate it! Y'all party even here yet!
I don't know, bro.
They're the most poppin' Kpop group right now!
No?
Besides BTS and like, like, K-pop.
I'm your best friend
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Look bro
I must have forgot
It's better than God
Let me get off this shit man
Not even their song bro
Alright man
How does it mean?
It's my sexy ass
Okay
Alright bro, let's go through this shit bro
Okay, I'm gonna listen to this song and words that bookmarked the
Damn! 50k in a cop!
2 minutes and 38 seconds of tears, holy fuck they got massacred.
Airoh, what do I react to first? Which song of the diswars?
There's better quality on her.
Ladies and gentlemen.
OSCS, Brady? Okay.
Um FBD Nick at night. Okay. What is the worth listening to FBD versus Nick at night?
What do y'all think it shot? She had react to this or not first two were asked
Marty versus rain
Bro, money and rain mode money can freestyle. We don't care about the others. Okay, Ben Ben
Okay, OCS versus Brady goo. All right back. All right back
Who went first? I'm not gonna
Whoever goes second gets recency bias.
So I'm hoping OSCS went second here.
We got Brady Gould versus Arke and YBG.
Hey, how you doing?
I am YBG.
Nice to meet you all.
I'm at OSCS, just like Arke over here.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
My name is Arke.
I'm at OSCS too, you know what I'm saying?
We're going to order to you.
Do you have anything to say against your opponent?
Hey, bro, I hope we can be friends after this.
Yeah.
Brady.
Hey, I'm Brady Gould.
I'm not a rapper.
I'm a streamer.
Just trying to have fun, man.
I try to have a good time.
Not trying to run around.
Okay, good luck, man.
And do have anything to say to you.
Hopefully, this shit don't get personal, man.
Yeah, I mean, the friendship, yeah.
Maybe after, you know what I'm saying?
I didn't take it too serious, so, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
That's right, that's right.
It tells nothing, bro.
Nine dishes, bro.
You got it, bro.
You can have it, bro.
I swear to God, bro.
Let that stand, bro.
You got it.
That's yours, bro.
Like it's mine.
Lady, you would chew better myself than I made it, too.
I ran to the stove and she don't call me pretty girl
I don't see a found lady who be like some sedated to
She said in that bag and he thought he had made it to
You know that old honor, they got me on father
Why the fuck is Bruce so fragile in a color bitch
Call me out I'm a honor bitch or low like nice a father bitch
You look like a shit in the food
Fucking you confident from the last we're shaking ass
You all the way you just pass, make it sound like
Bro y'all spending us and sons bro this shit not even that bad am I trippin?
This shit wait it's not even that bad
YBG definitely cares though and definitely goes for it for Archie.
What the fuck he's doing? What's he doing? I don't know.
I'm afraid I'll get the feelings that we do so we cool.
And my little girl is right. I'll reach her, though he's still.
I'm the bigger one's on site.
You know I like it like you like it.
You know I like it like you like it.
I wish I know how to fight, bitch.
You a bald water boy.
Can't protect some water boy.
She's giving us comics. I'm the biggest father boy.
Why was he looking with spazzing, though?
He looking with spazzing.
Are he done? You know this?
If I were a lady doing person you do handstands offered on that rich immunity low-ass on dance dance
I feel rich much alone. It's a low-lifetime song. He thought I wanted long it bitch bitch bitch
Why did they just talk so crazy?
Why did they just talk so crazy?
Bro that shit was actually not bad though
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I did listen to Brady Goose song
I did not listen to OSCS. I mean ARCHY and YBG song. This is the first listen
Honest to God truth that was honestly not even bad y'all were making it seem like in the calm that this shit was trash
Fake reaction. I mean what do you mean fake reaction? That shit was clicked all over fucking Twitter
What do you want me to do act like I didn't react? What do you I'm not?
I'm literally telling you that that this is not this my first reaction the Brady goose on our reacts to before I
Mean I react, but I heard a bit of it. I heard a beginning
or the beginning good ladies and gentlemen real hater energy has entered
this room hey bro hey what the hell y'all got going on all right so that was
earthy and YBG next up we got Brady Brady let's see what you talking about
bro the only second automatic like plus five points already damn damn let's see
what you talking about bro
basically like
actually sixteen
the virgin
and i think it's virginity and
it was like over and too much of a slut
like i just thought like a slut
I don't know why they would do this shit, I'm gonna be honest, way too much ammo, way too much ammo, bruh.
Just, like, why would you set yourself up for failure, bruh?
I don't know how the fuck you went for that, like I got it, I wouldn't just edit it, so
I'm gonna put it back in your head, named Bob Beardy's songs, fuck the fuck!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JELL-A F*** YOU
JELL-A F*** YOU
BAKE IT BAKE IT
BITE THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
JELL-A F*** YOU
YOU BE THERE YOU BE THAT EVENT
YOU CRYING BUT I'M IN THAT VIRGIL MADE
JELL-A F*** YOU
I KNOW SOME MORE I'LL BATCH OUT BUT I CAN SAY IT
JELL-A F*** YOU
Hey! They got your hands! They got your hands on sex so large!
Yeah the nigga you be hanging with!
The nigga you be hanging with!
Ding-Dong Kitchen on the cruise ship in Jasper, Khyde, Arke, you're 25.
In the OCS horse, he called you hard-hard, but we jeez, they you didn't do anything.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro.
They literally knew that he was gonna say these things bro they should have they should
They crafted a plan to strategize or some shit, bro
Cuz what else is Brady Guga gonna talk about man? They already talked about this shit
And now why why not just racing
Fucking me
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Said in this business allegedly make sure to stream money great shorty on all platforms
promo made fucking
No
Fuck you this me for a bitch
Okay, I'm doing yo
Yeah, yo, yo, brady. Why you go that's right?
What I hope I do
Oh, so no reaction wait, I didn't see since I was not looking at Senate
Now I'm not gonna replay that shit, but that's fucked up. I mean actually is it fucked up?
I think I saw it
I'm talking about number two with this on it, I'm talking about number two, sorry.
Let's see what it is.
Should I react to the judges comments?
I mean, bro, I already know it's a sweep, um, hey bro, I'm gonna say this, bro, in
my opinion, but it was the more entertaining song, definitely, bro, listenable song,
by Virginia Arte.
I'm gonna be honest, not much this is from Brady Gu,
but Brady Gu don't got a lot of ammo.
There's no ammo on him.
The only ammo on Brady Gu is the fact that he's like,
Bruce's water boy, or what is he?
Bruce's store runner?
Cap?
It's a diss for is not a song was yeah, I know bro. I mean yeah, obviously ready good one that but I'm just I'm telling you
What I think of the songs
But yeah, Brady good got no ammo
Archey got mad ammo YBG OS. Yes, you know, whatever fuck happened yesterday
Um man and mo and they still do I don't know why but fucking fucking
Cuff him in bed
T bangs wait why was T bangs and Rogers like ass
Not worth listening to did not see did not see this on Twitter
mid mid mid
Ben slid ass versus cheek bro if there was no if there was not as much ammo on
me but oh god I would have snapped on whoever I was going against but I had to
make a game decision I guess what are you talking about bro brother my last
This was our spaz and that was all me
No, I didn't have a ghost writer. Okay. Anyways, bend it on versus funny Mike
Confumbent Reggie is the finals. I'm not gonna lie Reggie is MIA right now. He's not answering no text
I don't know where this nigga's act. He knew the time. He's not here, but we still have his song
So the song will still get played before that though funny Mike also
Last minute pull up. Why did Reggie not pull up, bro?
But Ben still made his song so Ben still gonna play this out of respect for like didn't pull up turn your cam on bro
Scared a lot of controversy there
Now I call ready. I do not know where Reggie is. I do not know I
I will call them again. Yo Ben yo Ben yo Ben
Yo, baby sleeping though
Why back now yellow listen you could win
I thought I'm making work my time bitch. I'm already
Why you wake up each and only reason we're to the front cuz you have pop-up
Dumb Dove now he doesn't like young dope who shiesty bro. He's really spazzing brother Drake fucking goes right here. Shit. Damn
You ain't home, I be in your house to kick up on your couch and run this shit
Your lady ain't in trouble, but I punished her
Fuckin' n***a, I'm the stepdaddy, M.J. I'm punishment
You better get back in that booth and make another sing-a-long
I hate them tight-air jeans that you be wearing
Little bro got leggings on, and I'm your home around me
Anywhere I'm at, the danger zone, hop out with that brrrrr
That pookie lean all the way home
Let's keep it real, your trunk ain't be that good
So let's just get it
If I got me dead, your barber line you up and kiss you on your head
These niggas thug don't know what this is done
I'm quick to let it break
Niggas you ain't tough, your options twist
I'm trying to shit with her
I think these niggas funny Mike
They pop too many fuckin' pricks
Heard that nigga fallin' off
You can't be scared to go to work
Keep a cover shootin' with me
Everyday on high alert
Nick Hoffman you been moaning
Since September pissin' gotta hurt
Your girl done left you 20 times
So tired of you shakin' ass
Trying to laugh man, I'm so fuckin rich I can make J and run and scratch you there
Real strong and I'm so fuckin rich
Damn!
There was nigga tight like this straight you out
Damn!
I can't lie, I was the best 71
Best sound, best distance
What?
You're bad with a boat
You shoulda, as soon as you heard my mind you said
He snatched
He snatched
What the fuck, nigga?
That was the best song of the night, I ain't got a lot of it.
That was the best song of the night.
Wait, did Funny Mike have a song?
Whoa, that was?
here so what was funny Mike's excuse he ducked Dean he ducked no show just duck
skate actually he was sick he got a family to be fair and why would he agree
though now cuff him this I did not hear cousin cuff him this but I was
I was scrolling on TikTok, I heard Reggie,
cuff him, cuff him, and then I scrolled.
I gotta listen.
I was saving the reaction for string.
So, let's hear your shit.
Let's hear your shit.
Cuff him!
Showtime!
So Reggie is a no show right now, but I have his diss.
All right, so you playing some versus yours?
Yeah, he's gonna go first.
gonna go first chat I'm calling Reggie right now Reggie now we gotta listen to
Reggie bro and no buy your shit okay I know this chat is very biased we're not
gonna be biased here okay calling my last time but it's just like bro if you
What's it gonna do? Why you agree?
I sent this shit, but Chad reggie is you feel me?
I know he I know he going through some shit right now, bro
So make sure you feel me don't don't be on over lova's ducking
You all go to shit Max is it true or false?
Everybody else here who eat the kids you little PJ right now
All right
All right, hold on one second
We are gonna go with Reginald's diss first
Hello
All right, there it is. I'm you'd up you'd up and then come from you go on. Yeah
All right, let's go
Reggie's son. Let's hear this shit, bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fat boy, fat boy, you better run
Yeah, they talking about that nigga named Cuffin'
We hot-bowlin', we loggin' more
Matter of fact, April past the Glock
We come through, shot it up
Nigga thinkin' that he tough because of nigga
Posting guns, we here come through
Take your shit, drink your bitch and kill your son
Nigga, don't give a fuck about no fat nigga
You know this shit for real and black boy better watch your back boys so you get killed
Hey black boy better watch your back boys so you get killed
Yo what a mess! Yo what?
What he just? Yo why did he just mess it? Why did Mitch not say anything?
Why did he do that?
You get killed, hey black boy better watch your back boys so you get killed
That nigga come from Benabiz, that's why he ain't gonna twitch
That nigga come from Benabiz, that's why that boy gonna kick
That's why that boy don't kick, that's why that boy don't kick
Ain't got some use of fat boy, yeah
Fat nigga, ugly dirty nigga like a piece of gum
Fat nigga, dirty ugly nigga, your father shoulda saved his cum
And your mother she a bitch, give a fuck about what she saying
And if you're this KC3 again, we gon' come and kill your mans
You ain't the only one with a drink, you ain't the only one with some rounds
Nigga play like you on beef, then I'm gonna lay that nigga down
Jumping out the car, head first, nigga want some beef
We gon' see who wanna be dead first
Rrrraaah
Bitch, that's all that you gon' hear
You know what's up, yeah I'm the one bitch
Yeah, that's my ear
Cuff him, cuff him, let's call him dead body
We puff on this block of brand new
Maserati, fat, nigga fat
Bitch, let's hit his fuckin' head
And cuff him, try to run from the gun
Let's see how far he get
And cuff him, try to run from the blick
Let's see how far he get
How many niggas is he with
You ride with Kuffman, we gon' knock you off
Hey, Aiden Ross, you think you're tough, but nigga, not a buzz
Hey, Aiden Ross, you be dick-rod, nigga, let's pop balls
You think because you risk that we won't come and take it off
Hey, Kuffman, you ride around, want some dick-rod shit
We gon' hit your head and leave you dead, you dick-rod bitch
Yeah, turn me up, I'm on top, man, nigga, GG for life
Hey, hey, hey, Kuffman, how you let a white nigga just run your life
Hey, Kuffman, how you let a white nigga just run your life
Your life or you will fucking pass it. I'm getting in from your bitch. And that shit was very pleasant
Hey, turn me up. I'm in this bitch with Nino and broken me the word and we gonna jump out and blow
And if I tell spin pull up then we gonna catch a throw a nigga try to run down and we gonna make them get low
Yeah, turn me the fuck up in
CB GG nigga know what will be claiming nigga. You think that you tough but you ain't really even dangerous
Yeah, let's go banging nigga. Yeah, we'll be banging with you. You don't need to write no games. It was fucked up with your claim in this bitch
We're trying bust coffee brain how about a car and slay the rod
Fat as fuck you like the waves without the rush
Everyday I'ma show y'all I'm that and I never been in front push the ass nigga play that we gonna take him off
Oh
They just know what the fuck woman on CB for like GG for life a cuff from your bitch you gonna forever be a bitch
I should have let my man dead step on your bitch ass. I'll ever go against this shit nigga
the biggest
Wow
Dialogue at the end there
Run my shit. Let's do it. Run my shit. Let's do it
Bro, that she was not that was a horrible honestly. It sounded like a freestyle though
Sound like a freestyle and it was long. I think if it was shorter it would be way better
It wasn't ass wasn't horrible
but um
You know, it was never it was never ending I will say that bro will say that man
It sounds like a freestyle to me
Stay he did spam. Yeah, I'm a kill. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. He did spam. I'm gonna kill you
It was fucking trash I
Mean bro from a streamer
rapping
Like the standards are lower. Okay
Now I feel like y'all are really biased towards cuffing bro. I
Got it. I got it. I got a see I got a see. Let's hear it, bro
All right, that was Reggie. I was Reggie. Let's get
This cuff I'm sitting here cuff them you send me your song
Or did you send it to ignore?
Let's do it here is cuff there's cuff we go check
Let me hear this shit, okay, and then I'll see
you know
this wars you lowkey gotta use some type of voice dialogue that they said Reggie
I didn't do that bro, you know how many times Kevlin said some weird ass shit or he could have used so much on Kevlin
I'm not gonna lie
All he did say was that he's gonna kill a boa
Let's hear this shit bro, let's hear it
But he only knows cause he can't deal
He put how you build a ego off of a bitch and that you got the free
You wouldn't be shit without the niggas you bitch matter of fact
I know why you bother niggas
We seen them skits I could tell you ain't have no father figure
And plus you built just like a bitch that ain't your father's figure
You meet a yes man you ain't gangsta let's try that with you
You ain't the guy bitch barricade why would I argue with you
You get a couple of dives now you think you a god
If it's with your bro your gang cream know that you live a facade
Oh
Shit oh
I'ma get you three tries, say this bitch on fire
I'll call a gang, we gonna tell a man when I'm pullin'
She gon' suck it to the meat, try to stand it trippin' up
Another nigga, I always start up a beast, cause you love her nigga
Trace a DL, get some Mace, since we can take out in the company
It's a pleasure to launch a hole, and it's been fuckin' with you
Call the wall back out, I should rather snitch
You see the notch with the mother, and it's a long left
You find another nigga
I think I got first, eight kids, and eight of them
I'm gonna have eight kids, eight kids
I'm good, we'll fix that
Oh
I found enough flash and I'll call the man that told you this shit can get tragic
I thought that's what it's for, but that nigga a bitch said that was a constant banning
I just came out to your brother and you tried to fuck with this girl, nigga, go on our family
You said I don't want to be in your crew and I'll fuck with all those guys, go on our family
We same niggas with a top-right essay, he's a pop fan fan, how'd you try to essay?
Stay with that liquor, see what's your best play?
Shots to your body, I'll make you chest blade
I'm finding my hand, ain't doing the rest of it
We even see a nail on camera, pressurize
Days too dirty, let's get men saved, know what you did, let's pack your face safe
Bro nigga use fossil paper, leech as me while you my hater
Me at GG and you trying to date her
Toss this box that you a sneaker
She that wanted while you make her
Lean on the day when that case should be over
You a burden of not a player
See that angle, be a senior
Crash on this guy's side of the vapor
You know I'm hard bitch, you ain't gangsta
Just a gangster, kill a tainer
You a god, they're not my trainer
They're underwars with me
She can fight you a fucking nigga
Leeching out the game
You a weird nigga that's been chasing me
More like the Joe, you should be ashamed
I
Can see it in there yeah
Definitely clear look Reggie clear Reggie, bro came a lot of you dog. He had
Can't even lie to you dog
clear Reggie, bro
Wow
The beat switch the audio and he got personal world
Who the Colin yeah, bro get off my fucking
What was that?
What time do you have a juicy three hours from now, yeah, we can be done in three hours
Broly bro, bro, bro, not gonna laugh fucking 10 hours
All right, but oh bro, I'm gonna finish this I'm gonna finish reacting this and I got you, bro
Dude, you're you're so fucking ugly
Dante
I
Wow
X you see versus Dante wait, what I thought they were the judges
As you see made it
Here's my shit was he
I'm gonna take one of my flasks and shoot them off.
Don Don
As you see, called Dante, he didn't wait more.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, you're done.
I'm kidding you, I did after this, man.
Fuck you, Don Don.
Here's my shit.
Oh, but no break with attention.
I hate shit.
There is shit.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Don Don Don
You're done.
I'm kidding you, I did after.
Oh, of course, keeping that line like track course.
Ain't no back force.
Pop him on the head.
He's the five stars cartoon act.
me nigga talk shit but never had me
this man swallow the black pill
if that don't make a mad I guarantee
anyone like me go back bro
I'll take one
I'll take one of my flax and smack this boy with max force
keep him in line bro say go back
and I started it at the same time
like what are y'all talking about man
what are y'all talking about
about
I bet I'm like matter of fact I'm about to go back five times for you
I'm not gonna lie. You're done. Yeah, I'm kidding you after this money
I'll take one of my plaques and smack this boy with max force keep him in line like track boss ain't no back
It's hard to act me, nigga talk shit but never act me
This man swallowed a black hill, if that don't make him mad I guarantee anyone a black will
You're the same for black people, really stumps me
You played Overwatch and got carried by your monkey
I ain't see a building the way that you look
Resimulus to hell, but no brainer to take you and took me
You ain't got them buttered roof, bow down I'm a truth, watch your mouth, no juice
How, bitch, I got the juice now
Stupid nigga, probably think I'm talking about the juices
Don't be loser, never seen juice, what a goofy dude
Fuck about that watch on that fray wrist
With
I ain't killed this nigga enough. I love it when they call my love in this ain't shit
I'm just playing with this pen. I'm in flow state frying up this nigga
I need grills. Give me pro paint. So bro
I'm gonna solve this with the book is out. Yo, actually, she just like did not expect this at all, bro
Look at him. My list will pierce me in my neck if I was ever fucking lying fuck
I blacked out Spartan rage plenty in the nigger on me swing it from the grave like a fucking walking dead zombie
Better believe it or not, I catch you, I'm spinning up my room bricks
Give a fuck about who here
You prick your big skull and drag it through the rotten pavement
Look at your tatted face and drink the blood right from the basin
What the fuck?
Oh!
So you play rap, I go through, you taunting out your neck
Then apologizing, text pussy, lay low
Hold up, what the fuck is you here?
Judging others, you don't even like the men and I'm here
I'm used to that, ask the boy, what the hell is you redeeming?
I hold max, give you the validation you always seeking
You fuck you, step to my realm, I'm here, I'm here
It's all in the streets, but I'm a demon
God, Eminem.
Welcome, and I've been twice before you say my name.
Now go text me to see inside that nigga you was playing.
You strong lover, spits stuttering, punch the muncher.
You tell fucker, risk cutter, cousin fucker.
I'm joking.
I'm joking, pussy.
I'm joking, dude.
I'm trolling.
It's just trolls.
Just trolling.
Just trolling.
I thought we were doing this.
Nah, that was fine.
That was fine.
Yeah.
That was just good.
I enjoyed it.
He's like that one meme where it's like a guy smiling
with the tears running down his face and Matt is down
and then he has a mask on with a smile.
Like I'm one mean bro.
Who got it?
Thank you bro.
Bollywood is one of the better beats
of the whole time, okay?
Shout out to Oradize.
Oradize, Oradize.
Nah, that's pretty easy.
That was good, Dante.
You just went crazy.
It's not good.
What the fuck?
That was crazy.
That was super negative, like I liked that.
Wow.
I like a lot of those bars.
I'm super negative, I like that.
Okay, great.
Who had the best diss, Chad?
Who had the best diss?
Best sounding one was Ben Adonio Key for me still.
Best diss by Cuffham.
Ooh, Brady Lowkey, yeah, he had a diss as too.
Yeah, Muda did drop his fight against AJ.
Who do I get for AJ, bruh?
Brady went crazy, yeah, I mean,
with the dissies, yeah, with the dissies.
I think Kuffman went harder with it. This is against Reggie to be honest
Take two smooth y'all want y'all want to go out for the fight take two smooth
Who else well
Wapo is dropping way fast
Okay, he's dropping way really fast
Arkey how Santa is saying he gonna be Arkey but not Arkey
Arkey actually didn't do it. Arkey did say um he's down to fight.
Yo goomba with the five gifted fuck you buddy
Nah Arkey is down to fight now guess what
Santea doesn't want to fuck you man
Fuck, bro. Fuck. Fuck, man. God. That ass like, I don't know, bro. I don't know what to do.
So yeah, get Brady, Brady, Brady not doing that, bro.
Brady's not in the same weight class.
I think Brady, I mean, he looks like he has shit.
I don't think, I don't think.
Ask him, I don't have his contact.
I don't have his contact.
I don't know what your obsession with me is but for a year plus now you've had my name
in your mouth you've said slick shit you made a YouTube video about me probably the most views
you've gotten on that channel I went to double check it's the third most viewed video on
your channel that's embarrassing I'm not gonna speak on tips in our relationship because
She doesn't take it to the internet so I'm gonna give her the respect she gives me. I'm not gonna take it to the
Internet I hurt her
Let's get this fight. I don't have to go to therapy
unhealed people
Shit didn't work out. Hey
Speaking of Tiff Tiff is not fighting because you want to fight Ali, but she says you want to read a ring girl, bro
So fucking we got a ring girl, man
For you and your group mostly you to continuously speak on my name for no reason because you want clout so bad
You were grandfathered into or me or you got a dick suck Jason the ween for a minimal amount of clout
I don't know what you know, bro. That's my dog. Man. You're not about to talk about Santi like that
So I see work hard as hell bro. So I tease damn near
Organizing all the OCS audience YouTube videos man. All right
be a trap on the other hand you got to chill bro you got to chill man let's
peep the content tell the fuck out buddy if you
let's not talk about who's father in whom and let's not do that bro
Santee started it so we get in the ring or what so we get on a ring in a ring or
what
let's get someone OSDS to fight a viet trap bruh Santee knee fucked up I know
he has a torn ACL but let's get somebody else in that bitch
YBG why come out he's not fighting YBG. I don't think you'll find a general brother to be honest with you
Why they saying my name yo YBG would you fight him?
Nope
Nobody want to fight bro. You know it's crazy. I have hella people that want to fight
but no but no one like wants to fight each other you know I'm saying because
they want a perfect match up a perfect way everybody wants to have a good
match up that there they're guaranteed a win you know I'm saying everybody
pussy down oh yeah well I can't bro I can't fight man Saeed put me in the
ring Saeed I will set up a fight for you on everything I love I would come on
Come on man, come on, come on, come on Saeed, say don't, don't, pump fake me. Don't fucking pump fake me
I'll get you a fight, bro
Come on, what are we thinking?
Saeed versus Kass, Saeed versus Sonny, Saeed versus Toast
Actually not bad shouts
Saeed versus Toast
That is actually good fucking shouts
What are we thinking what are we thinking why you always bringing weak-ass fights
alright let me remind y'all bro my shit is not every fight's gonna be a fucking
brawl professional fighters you know I'm saying alright I'm have five
Sanction fights three sanction fights the last three they're gonna be the intense like oh like the like the guapo and myths like
the big X and Tays like the ones that are like
They don't be beating each other like me. I'm gonna beat the shit out of the shape. All right
It's not gonna be no sissy shit like fucking
Secrum and and whoever's second fuck, you know me
Oh my god famous last words. Yeah, whatever bro. Yeah, whatever bro
Oh you pushing 30 shimmering in my bed fuck
Man, what is this? This is real, bro
What I thought the
wait what why is there why is the draft coming back why is it well I'm not
from America I'm not I'm not I'm not I know from America I I know American I
I ain't no American!
What? I thought dressed?
Wow! Shit, Jesus Christ!
I
Brother that that girl, you know, it was funny at first
But now she she she
And now she's literally overdoing it bro like now it's getting obvious, you know I'm saying that's getting fucking obvious
Wapo opponent
Bro, I'd be in Felipe Mat times, bro. He ducking my shit
Starvation yeah, all right, bro. Let's get this bro V bro
Let's get this bro V bro anything else I need to react to I think I got everything Asian Jeff fight
I don't know Asian Jeff. I could definitely find a
Fight for easy fucking PC calm
There is one thing oh redify clip. Yes. I seen a very fine. Yeah, I'm not gonna like that. She was why you okay?
That shit was fucking crazy
and that's just
Horrible, but I will say this I
Don't I don't think red if I have racist intent. I think he's just that edgy fuck loser, bro
That got way too comfortable
Am I defending him no, no, no, no, no.
Cap he's racist.
From my personal experience with Redify, never made those jokes around me.
But yeah, that shit was wicked as well, that was, that was wild.
Cap?
How you gonna say cap?
So you think Redify is saying the hard art around me?
Yes.
You ain't black, you a dirty Mexican, you ain't black, you a dirty Mexican, you ain't
black, you a dirty Mexican.
True, very true bro, very true.
10k likes very very true
Wait not the not the dirty Mexican part just you ain't black part
How
This words bro, hey everything get personal in that fucking dis was
Like they're stupid bro, I can't lie. Why would you why would you set yourself up like that like fuck you?
Lately I can't help but feelin' like I'm goin' insane
Give a nigga a break, give a nigga a break
How much more can I take?
Give a nigga a break, give a nigga a break
Give a nigga a break, how much more can I take?
You'll never agree!
I will say this bro.
Yeah, nah, he's...
Yeah, that's the guy we probably...
Yeah, there's no defending him bro.
I will be honest bro.
Ain't no defending...
Redifies actions bro. That was wild yo man.
And in the clip, somebody was like...
It wasn't muted.
I should just make it work, I'm not a good vlogger.
Who did it?
I was just as big as I think he told you to mute it.
All right, go, mute it.
So this was the segment.
So I could be ready to listen to it.
Is it muted right now?
Is it muted right now?
No, no, no.
What?
You fucking...
NOOOOOOO!
Get it right!
Get it, get it, get it!
I mean he's just much harder bro there's no defending that at all bro that ass there's
no defending that at all man that was just straight up like bro you you got to say your
own slur man okay y'all seen a segment here I can't even like bro me and all the guys
in this house we done that segment before like in the old broad lawn house okay but
We would say our own slurs.
On string, we did it, we did it for her.
Bro, out of homies, we can all agree
that all the homies are racist to each other.
Not that racist though.
That is different, bro.
That is different.
Those are new haters are the waiters at your table of success and failures the recipe
you have to master before success is there yeah why is he tweeting this bro bro I'm
God I would have deleted this shit man she did not even hit bro
Yeah, my eyes has not been a good week
Can't even lie bro. This has not been a good week at all
It's been a horrible week for me again
Maybe I've been
Terrible week
Darla Darler sent me the invoice guess how much that shit was
Yes
$10,000
I
Just see the fly flying around my fucking lights right here make back
Who the fuck is stealing an emblem? That's just worth $50 now
I gotta go shopping pay like what what 300 bucks double the price for repairs in shit
Like what's coming on bro did I did I get cursed is someone fucking curse me?
What's going on, bro?
What's going on did I did I did I drink the wrong pill what's going on, bro?
Hold on bro. I must be Ben. Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit, oh god
You know what
With all the bad luck that's been coming my way
Good luck is sure to come. It's always happens, bro. Honestly every year
I have to streak up just bad luck and then boom it just turns up man
You know what you got to think like that you got to think like oh positive and positive optimistic optimism. Okay, so
All right, bro, let's do this bro be bro
Coachella gonna be lit. All right, okay
Nice
Lost him and lost the mood in a bro v bro. I didn't lose a
Moody in a bro v bro. What's this cheers to one year back in LA working for my chopped ass sooner. Don't like this caption
Bro just wanted to excuse the post to soft launches girlfriend
I I did I seen it his post
after this
I'm going to the bro v bro
He did that's just one of the reason to post his girlfriend
I just this caption was nice though. I feel it been a year moving back to LA
Where's Kenneth saying the gratitude I have for everyone around me for changing my life and pushing you to be a person
I am the God bless Jason April 25. We're going to win the prayers and trial for you a long time coming
I appreciate you for believing in me. I used to be you used to be fat and trapped to sell
But I was never comfortable enough to stay back there now. I'm trying to call you my streamers plus boss
Thank you for saving me and saving my aw man
Hey, that's nice, bro. Bro. You could have included a photo of us though. You know I'm saying but instead
Bro, like was this a dedicated pose for me or your girl, gay?
One photo.
Oh, hold on.
Two photo.
Oh, three photo.
This blurry ass photo.
Have a match of photos of me and your girl.
No, me and your girl, but what do you mean?
Seedweed hand rules, nice bro, nice.
Should I give John the day off so he can hang out with his girlfriend before he goes
to Coachella?
Fuck no!
Are you crazy?
Fuck no! Are you crazy?
I can hear the fly brother's data's flying.
The data's a fly flying around me.
I
Keep working to the farmers are bet
this should be guapo's opponent yeah bro yeah bro yeah let me let me get fan of
for guapo
yeah fan of her guapo see this this is your head mob by the way oh god bro
what's going on dude oh my god do I watch this what is this bro this this
that bro this this some deco no I can't flood clean bitch I'm never getting
gone and fuck you.
It's damn decos.
Well, it's out of context like post so people are just thinking
you're meaning like the flock fly a female flock.
You know, it's just the fucking mods and flock queens,
bro, they're fucking weird.
Like they try to get fucking close to adapt.
Try to fucking get in contact with them in duty, bro.
Like y'all are never getting.
Well, I guess it's more never getting mod like I'm sorry.
This monster gets serious. I'm telling you bro. I'm telling you it gets serious man
little click bro
Y'all made four queens out of the stable Queens like y'all there been weird
I accepted that fucking one weird bitch Danny just I think this year or like
I'm calling bitches, bro
In the beginning of that in the last year before sub-a-thon like she's a fucking new new person
I think it's more people that don't realize that Claw Queen's is a like
If it come, this is separate com
It's a whole separate com, they try to promote it in the main com
Like hell no
Yo, this is not like a termote
Cid the sloth?
What up big nose?
What's good, Ciddy?
What's good, Brody?
Don't call me that, bro
Huh?
Dude, I had a bad day today, man.
I know, but you know what bro?
My bad, bro.
I would be cheese too.
How was that?
Did you find who it was?
No, actually, I would never find out who it is.
I don't think, I don't think I would ever find out who stole that.
It's all good, bro.
I'm gonna use that anyway.
$150 max.
Bro, so whoever the fuck stole that is literally living off of like, what, welfare?
Yeah.
They stole it literally out of spite for me, I think
Well, bro, what did you do? Did you fuck someone's girl? No, I didn't do anything
You sure I mean bro, maybe bro, nah, what you mean you sure, gang
What'd you say what I mean up to
Just currently trying to manage all the L's I've been taking bro trying to yeah, but it's all good
Come on bro L's for a more W life. Yeah, I'm gonna start off my streak of W's with this win
Bro, yeah, fucking right, bro. I should feel bad for what's with the happen. Okay, so what are our games?
Okay, what do you want? What are your games? I think three games, right?
I picked three games you pick three games and three neutral games like anyone can win at okay back um
I want brahalla
Brahalla
I picked rainbow CS rocky league my brahalla league of legends
Fuck wait, you just sees go amp out. Those are your three. No, no Val. No Val. No Val
No Val. No Val. No Val. Wait, why don't you do that? I should literally your game
I got banned wait wait what did you get banned for oh my god bro I don't want to
say it bro it was that bad I mean it's not that bad but it was like alright
bro you actually want you want to say it what you win trade or some shit no
bro no bro it was it just happened three months ago but apparently like
the investigation or some shit bro I bought I ordered pizza you ordered pizza
I ordered pizza from Domino's and I made a joke on stream about pizza and I
got there so what'd you say oh my god bro yeah I know well bro like oh my god
I mean, bro, it was it was a joke. Hey, I'm different now, bro
You know that was I was 21 year old I was I was fresh 21 bro now three months into three months ago
Do you have the why are they saying modifiers?
Dude, holy fuck
I'm not even like that
Yeah, what are your three games then so I did a download league, bro, I've never played league though. This is so unfair
What about okay, you have class where yeah at least I do have class real, but I think I should I'm gonna be honest
16,000 trophies your shit, okay, babe brahalla League of Legends class where yeah, oh
My god, you're so why okay, we need why
Wait, actually, I don't know if I could play League of Legends. Why cuz my account is banned from all right games for seven days
God for seven days bro for seven days get another game wait you're sixteen K trophies are 1600
No, I'm trolling trolling my class. Let me tell you how much I am
He doesn't play naturally guys
FIFA oh, yeah, tell me any game. Okay. Well, let's have let me open up on the
Oh spelling bee I know I thought about that I thought about that one for you
but you're gonna shoot it took me on that one but so unfair fuck you I'm a
fortune on spelling bee change uh I'm uh yo how the fuck go oh my god I'm nine
K trophies 9k what the fuck it's like decent I guess um okay games I'm see
All right, so your games, okay. I'm sorry Jason's games. What are your games brahalla? Okay. No League legends
Let's do spelling bee so brahalla spelling bee and
Beyond Roblox spelling bee on Roblox Roblox spelling bee and then
That's fucking good, bro. No, no, no, no, no, let me take
Minecraft pop PDP come on
Minecraft PvP are you fucking sure you want to do that?
Why are you good at this dude?
I'm terrible bro.
What's that thing called?
A lunar client?
What the fuck is it called?
Your dog should not Minecraft brother.
I was on fucking cosmic PvP playing factions killing everybody.
I was tropical.
I had a top rank.
I was going crazy.
Alright, uh
Download
Okay, all right, so minecraft pvp
Uh, we're doing a high pixel. Are you gonna type it so yeah?
All right, so no more so no more bull. Okay, so all right, so what's that? Do I need to download anything or no?
No, I know
All right, and then what are my games my games are?
I
Do there's a fucking fly bro my games are
Rainbow six siege 1v1 you have a game down there
Yeah, yeah, our six. Okay rocket leave. I see you were cheating R6 to bro
No, you are so weird. Don't you cheat?
I swear to God, I'm not cheating. It's actually so annoying. They're saying I cheated literally everything
bro they're gonna say I said she don't mind girls soon but I swear I don't have a
I don't have a I don't have a well I understand they could say that they
would say that 1v1 rocking and then CS go okay now what are three neutral games
that we could both be good at how good is your geology
oh my geography is insane bro I'm not gonna lie geography geography
Ah shit my geography not the best. Oh battleship we can do battleship. Okay. Yeah battleships
I pull a bubble a bubble a bubble a bubble
And then you really want to do Joe gets to another line and now fuck you guys
Connect four. Oh, okay or chess or or a staring contest
You're obviously winning that one though chess
Chess or connect four?
Bro, let's do a fucking staring contest. Let's switch it up bro. Oh, we can do Asian bro
You're gonna be good at chess like no, I'm not even fat one Asian. That's not good at chess
I'm gonna be honest, bro
I would make a racist joke back, but I dare that they'll know what you are actually by that nose
I could definitely try and guess just what just call me the terrorist go for it
He's gone wrong told me that yesterday to come in a terrorist because I'm Arab
Well, if the shoe fits, gank.
Push up fade?
Discord push up fade?
Okay, we can do that.
Okay, Discord push up fade.
For a neutral game?
No, but I just hit chest yesterday!
I hit chest yesterday as well!
But I'm gone.
I'm gone.
You fucking liar.
You fucking liar.
I'm not like you, girl.
I don't say, I don't say, well, I hit lie, gank.
You lie, you're a fucking liar.
I
Hit chest yesterday
We can do a discord push-up fade you down or not just a sore bro, but I'm down okay fine
No, no, no, no, you're gonna fucking just do chess chess. Oh my god
Explore
That's it. Can I for all I would actually beat you in a push-up fade to bro, but I'm telling you
I know you did it you dug a to guapo your you're scared of a to guapo
You're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're moving weird, you're moving weird.
You scared of A2 Guapu, bro?
Yeah, it's Katie that's gonna fucking sit on me, bro.
Yeah.
Alright.
Bro, how long-
Bottle ships, A-ball pool, what's the last one? Chess or Connector?
Connector, Connector, Connector.
That's the last one.
I don't know how to play chess, bro.
Well, me neither, me neither.
No, no, no.
At all.
I was going to ball and he beat me.
Hell, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I really want to start my game for your games um my games you got brahalla or nah
yeah I have it I have it all how many hours you got brahalla
I'm surprised you just like say yes to brahalla that easily like I'm I'm a
demon at this shit 13 hours on brahalla not bad not bad oh my god are you gonna
fuck me bro oh yeah I'm gonna shoot on you I've never done a bro v bro like this
this is how a bro v bro is supposed to be that's what I said that's what I said
that's what I said start neutral should we start neutral no no I feel like
neutrals should be no no we should stop we should start your game we should
start your game we should start your games okay no stakes all right what's
Oh, what's your code? What's your what's your profile code? What's your code? Uh, oh for Steve
Yeah, no, no, no, I can just invite you by a brahola code. Okay. I we're doing a B. Oh three
I'm gonna look at the first game first game because yeah, we can't do B. Oh three right. It's gonna be way too long
We'll be out of everything. Um, well brahola's quick, bro. So let's do B. Oh three. Let's do B. Three
I mean, I'm gonna win the first game through
Wait, why why much I say you got 250 hours. You're a fucking dork, bro. Oh my god
No wonder you were like oh hell nah you all right now it's cool I got five hopes
I got double that let's go bro
the code is oh I can't leak it yeah I am
I can't lose all right this is the code
Okay, that's my room, dang.
What did I use to play?
Uh, shit, I'm gonna leak the code real fucking, I leaked the code.
I leaked it, bro, so we better hurry up and lock in.
Are you serious?
Yeah, no, it's like, foodie on the screen, unless you made a party to people.
No, I didn't, but...
I gotta pee there.
Hide room number top right, hide room number top right, in the middle.
So next time you join my thing, it won't leak.
Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka
Okay, but press that but
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Got got it. All right. This the new one
Bro V Bro versus Muda
Who do y'all got mods make the predictions? Let's go brahola is the first game
So fucking talks brah, no no no. I got a piss
I got a visualize
You don't know, he don't know about the black mordex, you don't know what he got himself
into, he doesn't know, he don't know, he don't know, he don't know, he don't know, he
don't know, he don't know, he don't know about the hito, moz run a prediction and second
of all add his fucking dinosaur eyes on my stream please.
By the way, chat, what's the preferences, controls, keyboard B, and then we got to do the change
controls and we got to go to the throw item on B.
All right.
John, I think it pissed Barbara back.
Yo, tell them please.
Yo, someone tell them when he comes back.
Don't start it.
I'm going to take a piss.
I know you see sometimes the world is talking to me now, but it's so wonderful.
Oh
Because I feel
All right
What's fucking going on world? Wait wait you're a world champion?
We're old champ was just in the lobby the fuck
What world champ ask you to play world champ bro in brahalla
Right, in the middle. So next time you join my thing, it won't leak.
What the fuck? Won't be one World Champion?
Wow.
He said start it up.
Uh, buddy, I'm not the party leader.
Alright, Jake!
Here we fuck it up.
Jack, you feel bad if you put on this is my game. You know that, right?
Buddy, this is my game.
All right, bro, buddy. It is good luck. I'm gonna make sure my settings are right. Okay. Can we just like oh
It's a view of three the second this starts it starts bro. Come on. Don't do no warm-up
You ready
Yeah
Oh, wait, wait, shut up!
That's your fucking nerd, bro.
I
Look white over there buddy
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah
This is my shit this is my shit
Gotta kill me quick bro
What that was my string I had it bro
Oh
Like do you die?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh
Oh
Blasters you don't know how to play against blasters, bro. I'm not the fuck you up with blasters gank
Fucking pussy, bro
Oh
Your shade bro. Oh, you're shit. What yo, they hide you up. Oh my god
That's your fucking sweat bro
Oh
How are you fucking mordek's man? Oh my god, let's go
Okay, it's a real three right yeah, let's get this game out of it man. One zero one zero get it out of the way
Okay, lock in quick bra
Yeah, who the fuck is this kid bro? Just kick him. We'll just kick him. Okay, fuck that. Did you leak the code?
I'd leak the code right again. Okay. I get it. How do I
Yeah, I kicked up. Okay. Nice
How do I even make it so people own me
Let me uh weird old fucking champ I
I
Wonder who's my second best character girl wonder you guys are gonna fuck off
Bob get the fuck out the lobby Bob
World Champ of what world champ of brahalla
Dude you're black and red on coji as well
bro I just you're fucking sweat honestly I would I think you would perform
better if you just sick spam bro I'm gonna give you some advice
oh they gave me the sites for GG bro
Oh you're such a fucking nerd, like oh my god.
Stick to fucking Valorant buddy, it's a real man's game.
Dude, I'm telling you just keep up with the six p.m. You'll you'll you'll have a better
chance at beating me you're so readable bro you're actually a book it's a
embarrassing
bro you are such a fucking loser keep keep sig spamming bro keep keep keep
You know exactly what that means, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, bro.
Okay, fine.
Let's fucking give this to you.
Fucking nerd.
Can't cheat equals lose.
I can't straight A.
You can't stream snipe in this game, buddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get off my deck.
Get off my deck.
Okay, I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Oh
So all my soul readable every time though
I don't know slow down again bro you gotta slow it don't become a fucking
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, bro. Oh my god
Make this shit quick and easy man. All right now hop on rock. We go hop on rock. Oh
We're gonna shake the rocket league. I thought we were doing my games first
Well one game or yours one game of mine one game of yours one game of mine
And then we'll leave it up to the neutrals the last
People all three years between down all three I'm gonna get in my head and I'm gonna get fucked
No, I just I mean you can just honestly we can just
We could just know the loser gets to pick the game. Oh, okay. Yeah
Yeah, I'll put it right off of your bitch hop your bitch ass. I'm not really go come on. Are you nervous, bro?
Oh, yeah, embarrassing
Honestly, bro, if you want we can just get this game to me if you want should I just give him the game now, bro
I'm playing a game
He knows he's gonna lose
No, that's not gonna happen. I
Mean brawl. What's your other next game clash real? No, no, no, it's a spelling bee
I'm actually excited for Minecraft PVP.
No league, nah, he's banned.
I don't know why you're laughing, bro.
What's your code?
Wait, Epic Games, right?
I mean, yeah, I don't know what's the name, but yeah.
What's your code?
I seem to be updating the game.
It's just 27%.
But it's going by quick, bro.
That was so free. Holy shit.
Okay, but I'll download Minecraft then while I'm here.
Okay, but...
Yeah, then I'm a Minecraft client, bro. I'm a Minecraft pretty good one.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how good you are in Minecraft, but...
I'm pretty good on this game, bro.
Yeah, I know, bro. It's fun, though.
Everyone plays good on Minecraft, right?
Yeah.
What am I listening to right now?
um dude they gotta make they gotta make a uh montage of that braholic uh match
bro it's not even that crazy i haven't touched that game in years bro
like come on bro they gotta make a montage bro someone make an edit of that
shit that that's like clear to my right i'm like a book
all right bro all right you want to talk about that all right let's
Yo, I barely uh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I think my
What?
We're good, we're good.
What you saying?
What the fuck?
Bro, I got banned on Rocket League.
No you didn't.
I'm chillin'
What is your energy go bro, you okay?
Me?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
You seem sad.
You okay?
I
Make my
Okay, what's your game at? What's your game at? I'm on the game. I'm on the game. All right. What's your coat?
What's your coat at?
I just have a goodie. What's your happy goodie? What's your happy goodie? Jason da ween
How'd you think I'm mood over
This epic user you were trying to invite is currently not a specific friend invites
Like, but you always think you're Drake. Always. Like, literally always.
I have a full friends list, dude. Okay, what's yours?
Official Mooda.
Okay.
I came up with Mooda, but my mom used to call me, uh, Ahmouda.
But no, everyone would butcher.
My real name's Ahmed.
And everyone would just whitewash it with Amon.
So, I just came up with Mooda.
Um
Wait, oh official mood. I didn't show up, bro
official mood up official
Other Ahmed the terrorist like Jesus you're not accepted from requests. No, it is not actually yeah
Okay, remove someone then remove someone let me add you
no no I have a fool I lied I have my friend request turn I don't know how to
turn it back on so how do I invite him bro
does anyone know how to invite him yeah I think she's very private match code
private match code oh there's code on this game oh perfect okay go to private
match okay let's see is that a thing chat are you guys sure that's a thing
private match code yeah yeah okay all right the code is the password is wait
the name to just say I'll be the first one in there bro joinable by name and
password okay just fucking all right the name the name is uh Jason the wean
And then the password is 123 go go go go go go unable to find
Go hurry hurry again again again again. Oh my god. Jason the mean no cat and no spaces no caps the password 123
This guy's name is unbanned Bob. Are you unbanned Bob? Wait? No, no, I'm doing it a hundred. There's a hundred people in fucking game
Oh, jeez, bro. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. Yeah. All right again again again ready ready ready ready
different password ready hi Jason no mean already entered as the name okay wait
wait wait maybe just type it to me if they could just yeah yeah yeah yeah how
about that that's actually about right here Jason don't use the name this is
the password
password 123 again hurry hurry hurry hurry starting man man
All right, bro. Good luck. Geez good luck, bro. We don't one game or what? What are we doing?
What are you gonna do? You're gonna do bill three or bill one?
Let's do be a what be one all right to be one
Chaisy get at this game be honest. You're so ass. I tell you the break
I get excited off one kick off gold that ass
that ass ween is that what we're doing?
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my
I'm dead
I'm dead
I mean, what do I actually do there?
This guy's flying in the fucking sky!
And he says...
WHAT DO I DO?!
I mean...
This is my game, bruv.
This is my game.
Come on, bro.
No.
Nice.
I can't do it, I can't enjoy it.
Don't count me out yet bro, don't count me out yet, don't count me out yet.
And I'm watching you, and you're gonna watch me score here.
Top fuckin' bins!
Not really.
Chris Paul would have feel bad bro giving them goals but I don't want this
don't score to be like 30-0 bro. My game! My... my c- oh my god my shit
unplugged bro. Are you that ass? Oh my fuck. I mean oh my god I wouldn't hand this off.
My shit actually unplugged there bro. What the fuck dude.
Oh, he's ordering for a controller.
Hi, hi.
Ah, look!
That was good, that was good, that was good.
the minimum
ah nice
I bet
I saved us save us save us
He's literally a fucking flying car how do I bet I can't do anything bro. I this game is far as fuck
No!
But where are you going?
Alright, save this, save this, save this, 100 get the 100 get the 100 get the 100 get
the 100.
I just, I just literally like, he's just, he's just going, he's doing the same move
every time.
I
The skill gap
I think it's just
Like you think you're funny bro?
Like I just feel bad bro, like damn.
You feel bad but you chose this game knowing this is what is gonna happen.
You fucking cheating scumbag, bro.
Cheating scumbag.
How is that gonna be my thing?
Is all you do fucking cheat?
How is this cheating?
I'm just better than you.
How the fuck am I cheating?
Ah FF, right, ah ah ah ah.
I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you
Wait wait wait, am I stream stepping in this game too?
What the f*** is going on?
Yo dude, that was like the absolute-
I'm stream stepping in this game too?
Brother, brother, brother, listen, I don't know if I'm talking about that voucher
but not that it's overbroke, can you admit that you were reading chat?
Woa-la on everything I love!
I was not really that...
A STRAAAAFFLEA!
Whoa! Oh my god, actually, I feel bad right now, bro.
Alright, here, here, here.
A thousand gift if you say this.
Okay, but...
Alright, I'm off, I'm off, I'm off, I'm off.
I'll just afford, bro. I generally just I'll just afford.
Umm, yeah, I...
Hey, there's just no winning that there's just no winning that you're literally just getting like you're just forming me
All right, bro guaranteed win let's do chess peddling beer or pvp little mic grab
I'm gonna say honestly is your Minecraft downloaded. Yeah, it's not loaded. Okay, but I bought my crap
Some gift it on this yeah, I'm a little client. Oh, no, I gotta save my
What I can't I can't I make sure you play 1.8 though make sure any mode up to the game
Yeah, I know the tech bar. I know the tech
Just checking just checking chat. I need a chat. I need a minecraft PvP texture pack with the small swords the better
Wars ones anyone
Now lunar clan, how do I change the 1.8? Oh, here we go, right?
So I did a good texture pack with no rat actually
sure you're about to get a texture pack game bro what are you talking about you need a
texture pack for Minecraft bro I don't give a fuck bro how do I I don't know how to use
the texture pack for putting it on uh Cheshire inject vape what cheating already bro nice
those who know those no I know vape I know vape I know vape dude you know your shit
Oh my god, what he knows about vague bro
I'm a cook in my auto clicker. Yeah, should I inject the auto clicker?
Was that one of those that won the seven clicker back in the day?
Yeah, you used to be used to be used to be the guy that be hopped on me on Kilora, huh on sky wars
Oh my god, you were that guy weren't you? Oh
That was like kill or a be hop around me on sky wars
I used to do that, didn't ya?
No, no, I never cheated, bro.
I never cheated.
He knows a shit, bro.
Ah, shit, he might've just...
Um, puzzle icon on the left?
What the fuck am I looking at right now?
This is...
Chad, if I dialed these text messages,
am I getting, like, a virus or some shit?
Click the puzzle.
I clicked it.
Now what?
Bro, are you a fucking...
Yeah, well, maybe both.
They'd probably figure a fucking AI robot
with those fucking eyes.
What are you talking about?
That's why they're making sure
you're doing that in capture ten times in a row.
They got you doing that captain captain big-nosed fuck oh shit my bad bro relax
Why are you so tight?
I'm tight bro, I'm not tight, I'm loose
Are you gonna buy that thing again?
The uh...
What thing?
The made-back thing?
Yes I have to bro, I'm not about to go out
Why? Just keep it debadged
No, I'm not...
be badging my shit bro throw a tune on the maybach too I
degloved maybach wait right there anybody know how to use lunar client game
icon yo fuck can you send me a good one please yeah bro fuck please just send me
a good one bro I'm gonna be honest I just don't understand bro max to it I
I just don't understand bro it came back someone help me. I don't know I'm going bro on instructions unclear
Instructions are very unclear right now
Versions here we go here we go lunar 1.8. Here we go. Bay. There we go
Add-ons up to find forage Bay. It's a good one chat. I just promise scared to get like a rat from these websites, bro
Just subscribe to his YouTube channel. No fuck all that
I
Heard you met yay. Yeah
Why do you say it like that because yeah, I met yay ladies guy deep in this voice
Yeah, I can never thank you. Yeah, I'm not yet. I can never fail bro. He's a buddy. Not in your hand
No, we actually had a nice conversation, me and Rome, and Evie.
How long did you, how long did you, how long did you hold the conversation for?
Um, approximately like probably five minutes and then I asked for a picture and then the conversation ended.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
To your one and only brother, thank you.
High pixel challenge, high pixel dot net.
Damn, 30k players still, this game's still packed.
First of all, let's have a look at the low-licensity, let's see here, I bet you're like, about 20.
Beautiful fucking soundtrack, boys.
Beautiful fucking soundtrack, boys.
Yeah, let's see bro, do I still have it, chat, or no? Do I still have it? Let's see, plits per second test.
Okay, so I'm getting the blue circle here.
Let's check here.
I'm back man for a retired veteran bro.
For a retired veteran it's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's not bad right?
It's not bad.
What the fuck does Hive Eyes want?
Yo Hive Eyes, what's good?
Uhhh, poppy pee maybe some classic yeah?
Yeah
Uh, exchange of pots maybe did not go on IPX
Well that shit is the price
Alright but we're not that like nerdy bro
We're not that
But it's actually like garbage
We're not that nerdy though
No, no, no, walla lie it's ice
That don't sound like, um, high-fives bro
And you don't want your fucking ass knows fuck you bro
Oh my god
DQ?
Yo, are you ready?
Was that your daddy or over there?
No bro, that's my mod bro, that's my high-fives
Oh
that's my high-bives yo what's your uh are you on put them on let's go my PC
just can't run the game for some reason like you're launching your lunar with
the chain together mod okay so how do I fix that like what the fuck can someone
help me please woe someone please bro what am I doing wrong
Notice ordered to play down a row. Thank you. Thank you down a row. What's down a row?
There's a lot of down a row, bro
If you want a full screen, I can do it. Okay
Fuck the loser my lagging why my lag on high? Why is your lane sound high? It's all already already
I can't even see
My god, my god, what was took my PC over
Well, why am I lagging chat is high-pixel really that shit
I can't hear anything
What's a better PDP server than high pixel chat because it should have sold like latency laggy
I feel like I'm 100 ping on Minecraft
Now, Moses is bold.
Yeah, it's terrible. It's like, oh, hell it was horrible.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
What are they doing to that?
Why would Jason choose PvP Minecraft?
They don't know.
What do you mean they don't know, bro?
I'll improve y'all' arm, man.
Mined men.
Mined men.
What the fuck made this?
Mined men?
What made this fucking thing was...
What the shit?
bro just watch watching fucking money baby
mining men the fuck are y'all were spending GGs to when Muda had 250 hours
of brahava I'm about to know I better know you're a fucking like a bro you
were your loser in that game wolf list Preston plays pop PvP factions that
I was paid a win no bro I wish you were gonna save up my money by pre pre-paid
visa gift cards cuz my parents didn't trust me with their credit card and
Pag from Truckaco
The Surge bed
There you go. There's like no lanes on the
There still is there's still lanes on this
Well, what the fuck
So why is every uh
Yeah, holy reach bro, holy reach
Oh my god, these are like all virgins who play this game, like holy shit, bruh.
Look at this kid, like bro, do you get to play all of that stuff?
Oh my god, get my PC back, woes, W woes!
I think he did it.
I'm back.
I'm bonk.
I'm a fucking loser.
I can hear you now, bro. I had peace and quiet for a little bit
My god, what is wrong with this guy bro?
Like look at this guy, bro. Oh my god. Are you practicing?
I am yeah, this guy's a fucking virgin though, bro
Oh
Let's get those out fucking yeah, you ready loser girl. Holy shit here. We go. I get a high piece of work
I have to get a high pixel. I'm on
Bunch of tag my tag is Jason D. Ween I invited you I invited you
Okay, ready? Wait, I'm not full screen
All right, we are wait, why am I lagging? Why is it input delay when I told you? Oh, I don't know
All right, what do I do what type of what do you what do you what do you want to do?
Are we doing coffee to pee are we doing a 1v1 classic duo like the bow?
Wait
Wait let me figure out my settings real quick bro.
Hey Muda, my name is Selena. You are so funny. I want to meet you one day Selena.
Thank you.
It's kinda weird though.
W fake chat?
You fake chat
Time so y'all when's the last time you had Chick-fil-A bro just to have one?
Not in a long time, bro
Really, I mean very long time bro wait really? I've been on my chicken and rice shit
Yeah, well me too, but like you ever just want to like get like just feel fat one day. Nah, bro
Nah, I'm trying to I'm trying to ascend
okay ready let's see what are the option with the game options so we have we
have classic 1v1 which is like a bow no heel a bow I want I want like diamond
armor and pots okay wait maybe we can mix it up bro maybe we can do
No D-Buff right?
No D-Buff, fuck that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I love you bro.
Oh my god, uh oh.
I love you bro.
Oh my god, I love you bro.
Oh my god, uh oh.
I love you bro.
I love you bro.
Okay, so...
Oh
One watch I'm so washed bro
Get these big ass flames off my screen, man!
I CAN'T SEE!
AHHHHH!
COME IN!
Oh, you know what's gonna make me laugh?
What the fuck is that?
Hey, pa, time out! Time out! Time out!
Oh, fuck, you need time out.
Fuck that, dude.
Oh fuck, I fucked up, I fucked up.
Come on, come on, no!
I MISS CLICKED!
YAAAHHH!
I-
FUCK!
I MISS CLICKED!
Y'all never ever thought of me doing this fucking game, you understand me?
I grew up around these streets, mind-plats, bitch!
Before I had a pistol it was even a thing!
Factions!
Y'all not 90s!
We just make a one!
Yeah, we just make a one, yeah, yeah!
Oh my god, best of one. Are you dead ass?
Bro, wait, we didn't agree on best of one or best of three!
Exactly!
Best of one more?
I should've been fucking...
Best of three, best of three, bro, come on, best of three.
I don't even fuck with them, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Let me get a fucking resource pack, please, bro!
Okay, go!
I actually can't see my fucking screen!
Go, bro, go!
Oh, bro, go down and fucking vape while you're fucking at it.
Fuck, bro.
Why are you doing that, bro?
One time, let me definitely quick.
I got like a hundred gifts.
I got to think of the Elf streamer, if I don't.
Nice, bro.
All right.
So just going to click the big ass download button.
Why not?
Okay, now what bro, now what now what they go to a lunar
And then resource packs, open resource pack, okay and then bang and then, and then just
I don't have to sleep in.
Move it in there.
Okay.
it in there okay here we go move it in there just drag it yeah open 21 and can't
use a computer not in game not in the game what do you mean what do you mean
Into the folder now
Oh
Stalling for I'm not selling not selling. Oh you ready. Oh, yeah, y'all fucked up bro
Oh, it's over for you, bro. That's over for you. Oh, it's over for you, bro
Oh, it's over. It's over. It's over. You ready? You ready? Yeah. Yeah
Same one yep, same one
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck?!
Yeah, bro, you're good with your fingers Jay, that's what matters, man.
Are you good? Are you good with your fingers?
Where are you?
Where are you at the-
Diversion! Diversion, April!
Are you good with your fingers though, Jason?
Huh?
Thanks for the pot of me, bitch. Thanks for the pot of me.
Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
Don't pop pussy! Don't pop pussy!
Actually, you ought to take it to the dad, huh?
You think this shit started on thou?
Look out of my game!
This is where I grew up!
This is where I grew up, bitch!
Act your own game!
Act your own fucking game!
What was that stream that was in there too?
Was that sniper in there too?
2-1
That's 2 fucking 1
Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever
Spend them all to be, have them all blast, bro
Come on, come on, this is what I'm...
Alright, you can do this again, right? You lost, right?
I lost yo don't you dare fucking cheat on this game don't you dare second monitor? Well?
How do you spell? How do you spell this? I don't want to I'm none of that bro, okay?
Emo only
Emo only turn off both your fucking monitors you have three monitors I have three monitors
But I don't have chat over there another one on my main monitor
So no, no, no, I just trust you okay. I trust you don't you what don't you know?
Okay, okay, I'm ball. Why do you think I'm cheating all this fucking time? Holy shit?
Uh, maybe because you're literally known for that. Cheating R6. Cheating Valorant.
Swing slated to rank one in two different countries. Brother, that's what you're known for.
country's content is my bad bro my bad my bad my bad my bad
I
Can lock it lock it lock it
No, you ready? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Mooda mooda owns with a Z with a Z. Yeah, Jesus, bro
I'm a fucking pig Mike up your head when he knows he holds W in place fast
Well, I thought it bro. Why did it bro? What are you be doing on Roblox? What is your skin?
You have you have the Ricky banks fit
No, my uh
My uh, my uh my chat made it for me. I did it as a segment. That's what they did. That's what they did
That's where the gun on my life on my life. What's the thing? Is your Jace endless boat?
Yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. Jason and lean is the username, but my
I just disappeared my ass endless boot zero five seven like bro Roblox is my shit like Apocalypse rising
Nah, bro. Did you play hide and seek back in the day hide and seek hide and see I was on hide and seek natural to natural disaster
Now the disaster natural disasters type. I was on all the tycoons, bro
lumber lumber lumber tycoon
Star of family
our
Not really awesome
It's Jason the ween but the ass endless boot zero five seven endless boot zero five seven. Yep. I
Got a sensor for it. All right. Let's go. All right way
So how do I I forget how to do this? So do I just join you know I just join you
Okay, fine. What's the game? What's the game called spelling?
Sure
Tell me
Okay, wait, let me do make sure you use a private room
Okay, we're doing spelling be or spelling race. What is that child? What is it selling me probably spelling be?
Servers create private server. Yep
All right by now
refresh
Uh, okay. Alright, I'm gonna send you the code, right? Just paste this in your browser.
If I lose this shit, I'm giving everybody in the chat a million dollars.
There's no fucking way I lose this.
I hope not.
Because I'm terrible.
you
you
you
you
you
you
can you spell compartmentalization wait wait wait okay did I so I just one zero
you I just want zero two hey that's not fair that is a dumb all right I do
novice or some shit okay yeah let's make this your favorite bro cuz the next
word is hand wait you do novice or you're gonna ash all right spell random
All right spell zoo
All right spell propaganda
Spell syntax
wait wait what wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait what the fuck is a syntax do you lose it in a fucking sentence bro?
no winner of this takes it all agree or no agree or no wait wait wait this is very quick
I feel like you do BEOFOB bro alright we'll do BEOFOB okay wait what is this novice or
random random your word is bromo chloro
difluor on the same like what the fuck
21 baby to what it's got the kick was
going in the emo chat what is that word
Well, why do I always go first your next word is sub compartmentalization?
So, what are we restarting like five times?
What are we doing?
Well look why do I always go first next up? I don't know a chrono psychophysiology
Bro this is my game
you
you
you
you
you
you
Spell Oasis. Come on bro shout PBM man. Please spell Uncomfortable. Use it in a sentence.
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you actually doing?
That's your game. That's your game bro. What are you doing? I was having fun bro.
I don't want to spell. I don't want to spell bro.
How do you fuck up Uncomfortable?
I don't know how to spell bro auto correct these days they take care of me on my phone
they auto correct it on
dude dude dude you're Arabic right?
yes bro yeah your parents bro like they must be disappointed
oh don't talk about my parents like that bro my dad was very hard working but you made sure his food was on the table every day
no i'm not talking about your mom i'm talking about the son that they burst
I
Do parents should have beat you more bro. That's how I was good at spending be okay. Whoop every time I get a word wrong
All right, bro, whatever my game now to do he I g I own not dead ass. That's
To do now right to to to to to to bro to to what are you all right hop on a?
Hop on rainbow 16
Ah my god bro this dude got wallhacks but fuck it man.
Bruh!
This dude got wallhacks but fuck it bro what can I do?
I seen the clip bro.
Oh my god.
I seen the clip.
Yeah that wasn't even cheats that was just a wallbang bro that wasn't even like deep.
Now honestly you could win this if you're good bro you could win this if you're
good.
Really?
I just started to play this bro I just started to play this.
I
Need to pull this one out of my hat brahman look a lot chat
We sure saved rock to the cuz I knew I was gonna win that one. I should have been like my my my like my jack
my Joker
Telling me I thought was telling me put the n-word on it
What?
Did you see that one?
No.
It was you.
It was like, next up is Jason Naline or some shit.
And then the guy that got on the mic,
he was just fucking like,
No, that was my graduation.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Is that fucking real?
Yeah, it's Weldon.
His name is Weldon.
Yeah.
Son the third.
Weldon's son the third.
He's actually a father now.
Shout out to Weldon, bro.
I see his IG story.
I still follow him, bro.
He's a father now, which is insane.
They're like, people my age are eight.
How are you?
21. Yeah, people are age are becoming fathers.
Yeah, 21 too. Yeah, 21 bro. I'm 04. You're going for it?
Yeah. What are you born? May? May, yeah.
Maybe two. That's what I got. That ass? What day? I'm going to my left. May 13. May 13.
May night. Absolutely. Yeah, what the fuck?
Oh, crazy. Okay, I see. She's with the Tauruses.
Tauruses. Wow.
comment like let's say like what do we have in common let's see
um let's see are you like do you like getting stopped on Spotify
uh no I don't I don't but what did that happen to you
no I didn't happen to me so why did you just so you just decided to say that and not even relate to me
I was just saying I don't know I don't want you to answer it
not chat bro I don't invite you I want you to use the soft code
Both have weird facial features
Yo, talk to me. I'm just came my stream. Oh, it's not at it, bro
What are you doing? I'm just gonna fire you. I'm gonna hire outlaw
Outlaws cut bro
You can't you can't actually might be able to poach outlaw. I don't know how much one pays
like Ron you know he will stay I'll try you for me yeah yeah yeah I see what
you put it down bro I said never outlaws loyal bro you're very loyal
really you just made 10 bands eh huh yeah don't mention Ron challenge dude I'm
taking from you what's your uh what's your time you loaded up like damn bro
wrong bro are you on a Coachella
wrong why are you not going to Coachella anymore bro you going to Coachella
Kekwa's
I
Want to see my e-girlfriend tonight. Are we happy dude? What mean house Kekwa? Yeah
Fuck it daddy give us a free house free to keep skate
This uh, I'm bringing water with me just to make sure my predictions like no bullshit
So I'm a pond because I make chess master Andrea boat has literally carried you
All right, so how do I how do I oh my UB soft? Yeah, what's your new soft? Oh my UB soft is
Is...
And those boobs are 0-5-7.
What the fuck is 0 in this...
you
you
you
you
you
I
Gotta stay in my zone
We've been beefing but
First night. She don't let me fuck as we grow. I hit it gave it back to the city
She oh
Everybody have a minute to go, bro.
Okay, here we go.
Here we fucking go, bro.
R6, bro.
Let's see this.
I've got this shit.
I'm definitely the underdog in this.
It's all good, though.
How long you been playing?
Oh, about a week.
A week, bro.
You choose map?
I'm going to be honest.
What's the map?
Yeah, this is the only map I know, so.
Here we go, man.
You know, I almost got DQ'd off this game
because I was too good.
Bro, I don't know.
It was on my disc lately.
I don't know what the fuck's happening.
Uh, who do I ban?
Oh, fuck.
No, no, wait.
I wanted to play her, bro.
Fuck!
Jesus Christ.
So we going kids every time, right?
Wait, why do I have zero sound, hello?
Is there supposed to be sound right now?
Yeah, there is.
So, I have zero sound, um, so I have zero sound, oh wait, uh, so I have zero sound,
I
Love the waste for you. I have zero sound right now. What was I left? I do what I do was it's on my headset
Zero on in-game
How about pause time your PS controller, it's not plus tiger
Where the fuck is that sound I hear the beeps oh
Fixed okay, you ready?
I don't have my setup, but like
Okay, man.
Oh yeah, just set up, set up.
I'm gonna be 30 seconds ahead.
Okay.
Okay.
This guy's doing a good job, bro.
Wow.
Okay, so...
Alright, let me know when you start it, bro.
Alright.
Oh, man, I didn't get to...
Wait, you said you started?
Yeah.
What does this mean oh fuck what is that get away
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I could have literally, I just, yeah, that was stupid of me, but
That was just stupid of me I mean, it's all good
Wait, we don't best of three what we doing? Oh, what do you want best of one best of three goes up to seven?
probably be a one
Be a one
It's up to you. What do you want? What do you want? We do be a one, bro?
Yeah
All right, bro, but that's no no hacking no one hacking them that please pull your acting so weird
Wait is it first or seven
You know the bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
I'll be for again where the cameras are outside.
Another one outside.
Oh, baby
Why are you peeking me there bro, that's some boss shit don't get overconfident buddy
Wait, just a good place game I
Just have good. I'm a gamer bro. I got good game says
I don't know. Wait, what?
I thought you were ass. I didn't know you were like this
It's when I it's when I it's when I it's when I it's when
No worries though. No worries
I
Put the hacks on yes or no
The thing is I don't know how to play visual, but I love I want to learn them because yes, SMG 12
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I
Know yo
Yo, yeah, I can't answer right now, bro. Oh, you're fucking weird
You know what to do.
Dude, I said I can't answer the fucking phone right now, dude!
Ah, I can't see!
Hey! No way we trained there, bro! What?!
What oh my god, oh my god
You were like I don't know you were like this twin. Um, I don't know you were like this
Why I can't play with
Wait, what are we for?
Windsor, Canada, Ontario
Uh, near Toronto.
Okay, okay.
I've been to Toronto.
Where'd you grow up?
Uh, Arlington, Texas.
Texas?
Arlington, Texas.
Yes.
Did you guys like that big mansion?
Um, no, no, no.
It was dirty down in Arlington.
Fuck, what?
Oh, bro.
Don't try to get too close with Jason.
You'll sneak me out.
I don't get the reference, bro.
Who did I sneak out?
I don't know.
Why'd I say not?
I mean, I'll do something.
I don't know.
My game is back on.
I mean, we all did that.
We all did that.
I mean, we all did that though. We all did that.
It's like stage one though. It's like step one.
Yeah, I mean, how do you think you got it here, bro?
and
even tried to use
I'm blind.
You gotta watch out for the thorn!
You gotta watch out for the thorn, Jason.
You gotta watch out for the thorns, bro.
Bro, I actually can't yeah, I should we're just so weird, bro
What is your what's what Jason what agent do you play so I can ban them?
Who don't follow bro wear these emblems, bro
Handlers
Just bottom off eBay, bro. It's not that crazy is it?
Hello am I mutted
shout out my mudded shout out my mudded
what what what what what what what
the one I don't know the one bro I don't know
is this like a character chat I don't know
secure the area keep the bombs protected
dude place the fucking thing on the wall thank you
down to the head seconds
one second is counting
increased surveillance on bomb
lock in Jason like what are you doing bro
why is it like there's like no energy coming from you right now
what did you eat today
lost it you can still win this game bro
chill out it's not over it's only 3-1
Why do you keep going this ugly axe?
scared about
Be careful, bro
the fuck was that bro I think I just seen a fly across my screen
oh you're not allowed to make me laugh at these challenges bro what is this
Fuck
God just needs bro a booger just came flying. Holy shit
I actually don't know what is happening, bro. Oh my fuck God
Oh
Locking and locking wait is it five rounds this win seven seven, okay?
Seven bro you can win bro
No, I don't know any characters bro, it's five seconds
only prefires
Yeah, I should chat you're right. I don't know why but I'm gonna tell y'all why I should
Just say hey buddy go fuck yourself man. Don't get me in my chat
You're getting distracted, bro!
You're getting distracted from the drone!
You're a book, bro!
You're a book!
Oh my god, I'm not even like thinking that's the thing, I'm not even thinking, if I was
playing someone better than you, I wouldn't do what I was doing.
I'm just doing what I'm doing because I'm just so confident. It's bad. It's throwing me off, you know
Yeah, like that yeah, you know what you're right, bro. I'll go on sale you go like actually we go
What's that job what's a really good character?
I
Ha ha ha there's a trap buddy. There's a fucking trap, bro fucking
Boom
There you can you only talk when you win the rounds. I don't aside
You don't say anything unless you win the rounds. I get it now. I get it now. I get it out
Why would I talk about lose?
Nah, it's all good, bro. It's all good. I get it now. I get it now. I get it now
I'm just trippin. I just you're just so stupid you pick the same character five times in a row
But I don't understand that the same killed character nine times in a row
I'm thinking and then you put the same and then you put the traps on the same wall
Where else am I gonna put them bro? Like it's like
What is Redify?
What is Redify?
What is Redify?
What is that?
Why is there a Z-Globe?
of
I
Fuck
Ah what is that
The diffuser is no longer in possession, but a diffuser has been secured.
Fifty seconds remaining.
Ten seconds remaining.
Oh
Why are you running into all my traps Jason? Oh, you're a character dude. It's a why are you burning into all my traps Jason?
I'm a character dude
I'm gonna switch it up bro
Wait chat, one sec, let me, let me...
I highly doubt he's gonna go that character again, but he's like, ah, she's stupid if he does that character again, like genuinely.
Right?
Secure the bomb.
Yeah, ring your fucking chat.
Ring your fucking chat like a good cheater like you are.
No, I swear, I'm literally like this fucking chat, bro. I know what you are. I know what you fucking are, but I know what you are
I
Fuck is that
I
Oh my god, why is it back to Jay? I don't know these characters. Yeah, why is it back this bro?
Okay, why are you showing my drones, bro? Yo eyes on the door, bro eyes on the door eyes on the door at all times Jake
Come on, bro
You're lucky. I don't know these fucking characters
Come on bro. You gotta be, you gotta be ready for that bro, you gotta be ready for that.
What is this character? I don't know bro...
I thought this character is going to trip him out.
Can I go on this character? This character is going to trip him out so hard.
This character is going to trip him out so hard bro, I got this character.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Oh my god bro!
I'm such a f***ing moron, you know.
Okay
So what
I
Do I actually make me laugh so fucking hard
Oh my God!
AHHHHH!
Let's fuck it upside down, bro!
Oh my god.
All right, bro, I mean bro, what is that three out of two? What are we up to by the way? We never decided
What is it up to five or six?
Seven bro. It was the seven you got seven you got seven rounds. No, no, I'm saying like who wins the bro versus bro
Oh, that's a five.
So the five was the score, three to two.
It was a three to two now?
Three to two, three to two.
Oh my god, that's so hard.
Come on, bro, pick a game, bro.
Pick a game you're going to win at.
You already used ball, all of you already used spelling B
and you lost that Minecraft VP.
OK, let's go.
I mean, bro, what do you mean pick a game?
The only game left is CSGO.
We have three neutral games.
Oh, I can pick the neutral games?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Confident CS
I'm losing CS though. I won't lose the whole thing. It's the first first five
I'm confident CS
What do we do? Are we doing this CS 1v1s? How do you play CS?
How do you want to do CS?
Okay, nah, nah, fuck that. Let's do let's do uh, let's do battleship, bro
Let's do battleship.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Do you know the link to that?
Chat!
Oh, yeah, let's see, yeah, I'll get one battle ships
I'm confident it seems though, but logically speaking, bro
How are y'all spit me? How are y'all saying GG's to fucking battleships, which is straight orangey
This is the girl always on hasbro on steam
Yeah, what's a good? Oh, yeah battleship is on steam, but who's doing all that, bro
We can download battleship on steam, but who's doing that?
Yeah, but I was sure it was five dollars if you buy it online
It's it's $2.50 cents. Do you want to do that? You want to buy that one? Fuck it? Yeah, let's go. All right
Let's go. All right, bro. Listen, you got an email only. All right, and no, I'm gonna be fucking
Yes, bro. No cheating. Let me guess bro. Don't you get your third monitor?
Yeah, man, none of that man
We got a wrap to sell bro because bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro
You're just I'm a better gamer but you went to IRL streamer like that's what happened
But an IRL you're not a gay murr anymore. You're an IRL streamer bro. All right
What does it call it battleship
499 tell us what it's called
One user review has bros battleship
This bro is battleship, but that's $3.29.
Dude, dude, dude, come on bro, you're rich.
Bye, good buddy.
VR chat main game.
It's not my main game, bro.
Hey bro, I bought it, man.
$3.
Check it's almost jumping to the one cell that we dollars
Gucci think it's your one cell by appreciate you both. Thank you. I mean a lot to me bro. All right, we're good
All right play
All right, what's your steam?
Epic ass fuck that music
Jack be honest bro and chat keep it a buck me a kept up to one. Thank you. Imagine snowing with the children
Oh my god, Leo with the 100 gifted
Thank God all my chat with the chats
Drowned with the chat appreciate you bro. Thank you. Let's kill yourself for a game
I should have jokes to you, bro. I won't lie biotic with the 10 gifted. Thank you so much. It's TY don't that's your one
Thank you, bro. God bless you
You out of me
Okay, bro
There's Jason to mean with like a kekw big-ass face. That's a Omega law, bro
Wait, save it a five, man. Let's go. Let's go.
LaLossa with a pure one. Appreciate you. Thank you. God bless you. Thank you.
Okay.
Oh, I added you, bro.
All right, here we go. Play with friends.
Creating a game.
Um, select game mode.
Wait, do we play Commanders or Classic?
Do you know what Commanders are? I'm gonna be honest. Fuck that.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Fuck that. I don't know Commanders at all.
Commanders, let's go classic, I don't know, we don't know what that is, we're just playing
normal bro, let's play normal.
Okay, just play normal.
Alright.
Place, uh, yeah, what's the, alright, uh.
Uh, here's, here's, uh, are you on?
Yeah, I'm on, I'm on.
What's your name?
And it was Jason, the mean, yeah.
Classic is boring, bro.
So they want to play commanders.
Nomura was boring.
Classic is deadass so boring.
So do you guys want commando, or do you guys want commander?
Play with friends.
Create green.
Chat, classic or commanders?
I'd rather just play classic, bro,
We've never played Commanders before bro.
Bro fuck that, let's just go bro, this is not gonna take that long.
I invited you, you get my invite?
Nah, I didn't get shit.
I should not have done that, I should not have.
Aww, can you invite me one more time?
I should not have been in a million carless league?
No, that's you, that's me.
Yeah.
Alright, how do you even play this bro?
Cause I'm gonna be honest, I've been playing battleships for a long time.
You don't know how to play battleships?
It's just guessing game, right?
You just guess the ships remember emo only when the game starts, okay? Okay. Okay. Can we just do it now then?
Yeah, let's go bro. All right mods mods. Don't take our email only, please
What now now now now?
It's gonna kick what bro
Fuck bro
This is literally just orange you know, which is insane
It's just orange you right yeah, this is
What are you thinking about this?
Yeah, it's just yay-nay or gay. Is this yay-nay or gay?
What do we think in there?
Is this a yay, nay, or kick-w?
Yay, nay, or low-w?
Oh, for God's sake, I can't do kicks, man.
All right, I'm ready.
All right, you're emo, right? Yeah been been been been come on, baby
Come on, baby
By the way straight up one game now. We're not doing best the three on this shit. Oh my god. I'm so stupid. I keep fucking it up
You keep clicking the you click the randomized button set a rotate yes, yes, bro. I did like ten times
Ricky mistake
Dude what happened to the flock bro, I'm gonna see the flock files
I check it again a yay may or gay for this keep it a buck from you
Come on, bro
I go
We fucking go. My turn. Let's go.
W coin toss. Bang!
Alright.
W coin toss. Bang!
This guy's cheating, bro. This guy's cheating the game.
Oh, nice work. Nice!
Nice! First fucking shot!
Who the fuck?
Oh my god, bro!
Bro, oh my god, dude chill bro chill surely. I don't hit the second one
Fake miss bro. Nice. Nice. It's all good cuz I'm
But in God it's vertical good to know. Oh, like you didn't know that already, buddy
In God
BAAAH!!!
—
BAAAH!!!
BAAAH!!!
I'm not fucking assed, man.
I mean, this is a bit...
BAAAH!!!
GIFS HAVE SOMETHING!
Alrighty fucking, ships like it.
Alright, Shirley. Shirley, you don't have one right here, right?
Alright.
I just I just I just I just chill out
I have fucking 10 misses on the board already
Fuck.
Dude!
Give me one, bro!
Bang!
Fuck.
I just literally got a dead-ass camera.
Alright.
There you go.
There you go.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
Let me see here.
Now is it up, down, or left?
Okay, so I already have one down here.
Oh, I gotta be bang!
Nice, nice.
I was gonna give you one more here.
Bang!
And there's probably gotta be one more.
Let me see here.
Bang!
Bang!
Alright, one right here too.
Fuck.
I
She's so trashed. Yeah, maybe
Bro, I already know there's one here. I already know this one here
Guess you know there's one there. I guess you know that there's one there, bro
I'm just stealing everything, bro.
Just stealing everything, bro.
Jot!
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
Let's keep it to ourselves right here.
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
If I was Jason, where would I hide my walls?
What?
The guy said, where would I hide my walls?
That doesn't even make sense.
Do you wall- Do you wall hack in R6?
Oh, you're so weird!
You are so weird!
I don't cheat on anything, bro! Damn!
I'm gonna spell out my name, bro.
Or else I'm gonna bull up your ship like this!
I'm gonna open up Twitter to Yawksic saying,
Muta cheated in battleship, like it's just-
HOLY FUCK, MAN!
If I were you, where would I be?
Like genuinely where would I be?
Aww.
Oh fuck.
Wooooooooooooooooooo!
Finally bro, welcome to the party bro now.
Wooooooooooooo!
Come back top bang!
No, no.
Nope.
Nope.
No, no, no, don't make something Barry cares.
We about to spare what happens to the ship.
Fuck you, bro.
Fuck you, bro
Days and there we go another ship sink. That's your that's your long one too, bro. That's your long one
Let's fucking go baby. Okay. We're fucking back. Oh, let's go, bro. Let's get the love
I haven't my life. I'm your energy. Give me your energy. Give me your energy
Muda, I know you're reading chat anyway, so just shoot here.
Alright, I got it.
Dude, it's funny, bro.
Dude, it's funny, bro.
Bro, are you fucking serious?
You're fucking cheating.
Like...
Where do you have this? I don't get it.
Are we three for three now?
Yes, yes, come on baby.
Are we three for three?
Winnable, winnable, winnable, come on baby.
Give me this. Give me this!
God, if you can hear me.
Let me be the condemnour, destroyer of this cheater, this lying cheater.
Oh, where'd you talk to Holy? Oh my god. Alright, let me just use my intelligence sequence here
So it's not here, and it's not here, and it's not here, and it's not here, and it's not here
Oh wow, and it has to be here!
Bro, are you fucking cheating?
That's the one cheating allegations
This guy of all people is calling me. Yeah, what shit is left of his like what the fuck?
Oh asking your chat classic
It's an email only
It's an email only
It's an email only anyway
Oh here I go here
Oh my god, let's fucking go. I am the commander of the seas
The fucking tweak out bro, I
Need to find two ships where he finds one is that even possible?
I just gave it to me man yes I mean it's a one in a three chance might as well just
go vertical right?
fuck bro
WOOOOO
WOOOOO
GG's buddy, it's over
It's fucking over for you
It's over
This is what we do
This is why we battle ship
I
Go back
Hell no fucking
Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go rest every five
I
Was a website for that
Jason cheated Jason she was kept looking up and down on his phone
Nice bro nice nice. I'm texting my name is shooting as revenge
My god, that's just all you fucking do bro. It's all good though, whatever
This good you literally say yo chat yo chat where where is it shit is it able to pull on our phones on iMessage
Or we're gonna accidentally leak the phone number
I know but they were five you said what on our phone you want to do on the phone no no no we can do it on our phone
There's not worth it because what if we accidentally like the leak I don't want to leak your number
I don't want one of my homegirls texting you while I'm texting you bro
Yeah, you got no homegirls. You can do phone bro website. We need a website. We do whatever no show. Let's a good website, bro
247 pool all perfect. All right here play online and invite a friend
copy code
All right. There you go. Let's go
Hurry hurry out of the code. I'll eat the code. I'll eat the code. Please. Please
All right, I'll see you at your breaking
All right, we we're going here we go
How do I force her in last level it's not working?
remove guide
Guides ass how do I remove the guide?
Just use the guide bro is guy really bad bad
Best of three real best of three. I think pool we can do best
Okay, Ernie probably waiting for break
Oh my god, wait you can't score a stripes though, which means, which means I'm gonna get
a strike.
Oh my god.
Wait, are you dumb?
I have stripes.
This is me.
That's right.
I have what you done?
Yeah, but you have to score a stripes to be truly become a striper.
becomes
Stripes is that is how it works?
Well, why does it take you so long to play pool like is this like an what is this?
Oh my god, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get two balls
they don't know my strategy they don't know wait I'm solids fuck wait wait a minute wait
a minute I think I fucked up what the fuck you're so lucky look this is skill baby
And here we go.
There's no way Yoxic actually tweeted that I cheated in Battleships to meet you.
Actually not only known to be a cheater.
Like hurry bro damn patience
Patience LeBron is calling
How close up are you straight are you pulling a shanks right now?
My god, you're pulling a shanks, aren't you?
I'm such a fat fucking loser
Wait, how does this work?
So how do I move the how do I move the stick? Oh, what the fuck so ass
Holy shit, why is it so strong?
Just like that bro Jason you want to know why they call me the troll when a Valorant bro?
You want to know why you really want to know why?
Let me tell you why
Because I am good at every single fucking game possible. Hold on. Jake's calling
yo junko was goody gangie daddy's calling bro daddy's calling bro yeah I'm
gonna need maybe 30 to an hour max max an hour yeah bro
Let me see here, an hour, okay, okay, okay, I gotcha.
Classic. After this, it's gonna go left after anyway, right?
We don't need an hour, so watch out, we need 30 minutes.
Classic.
What? Oh, shit! Oh my god.
Oh my god
I almost fucked up really bad
Oh my god Jason don't open this bookie bro. I already know I'm gonna beat you bro. I already know I'm gonna beat you
Take your sweet ass time bro. Take your sweet ass time. You take all the time you fucking need to bro
Yo, just bitch Jason lol. Come on. It's been a guy
Brain dead brain dead brain dead
Oh my god, the game is wrong!
Oh my god, bro.
You gotta be careful with that.
Oh, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, bro.
No!
Yes!
Unless?
Can you hit it or no?
Jay?
Jay!
Talk to me, Jay!
And the winner is...
Blackboy-
WOOOOOO!
What's the score right now?
3-4?
Wait.
Oh my god.
Wait, that's a foul?
What?!
Wrong ball group hit first, they have ball in hand?
No way!
What?!
I've never played it like that!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Where y'all are saying it slow? Y'all were just saying bang.
Oh, GG, you sparrow lost.
Whatever.
Wait.
It might not be over.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
My way, are you trolling me?
Was that a troll?
Wait, do I have to call the hole?
Can I call the hole?
Do I have to call the hole?
Or can I just shoot?
Oh my god, bro. How am I supposed to know 10% power is 1% bro?
Ging! Ging!
Alright bro, you're breaking, you're breaking.
Picking solids, here we go.
Thank you, bro. Thank you
I mean can someone tell me why in this game it's so fucking like strong I don't get it
You can maybe get to here
What do we have after this yes yes yes or connect
if you win this I really hope it doesn't go to a fucking connect for oh my god
I love you
Oh, that's a name. Oh, Nana. What's the name?
Hey, bro. Listen, bro. You just gotta you just gotta trust your instincts, bro. Yeah, just instinct
Just go for it, bro. Just go for it
Just do it bro. Just do it
Channy has like my voice
Oh, no, no
Fuck well well well, what do we have here?
shoot this one in and then we're gonna go ahead and fuck myself apparently I
guess
I'll take both those this is what we do this is why we gain what I can't even
get anything bro fuck bo chat this game is so fucking ass like what the fuck is
that can you get anything all my soul and shit on you on everything I love at
on your actual real life hell no no no no you need fucking guys you need diamonds
oh my god and the winner goes to mooda
fuck what am I supposed to do here you know literally just fucking like nice
nice nice go go go go no nice oh my god jeez you are you lost I won I won
Are you crazy? I won
Check out the color pocket or no. No, you don't have to you don't have to
What the fuck holy shit come on I need to win here. I need this I need this so bad
I need a so bad. Just win though. No way. Just one minute
Come on give it to me. Give it to me. Give me a good angle here. Yes. Oh
Oh my god, there's no way.
Yo, Mike, yo, Mike, you make this, my ass, you make this it, bro, there's no way.
What do you do, Jason?
Jason, tell us, the whole world's watching, Jason, tell us.
Tell us, what are you going to do here?
What's your thought process?
I bet I still know bro.
There's no angle.
Hey bro, get that good angle out.
I'll make sure you add some sp-
I, I, I, I literally, okay.
I literally hit it.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Well, well, well, chat, where, how do we not fuck this up this time?
Ch-ch, how do we not fuck this up this time seriously?
Oh my God, oh my God, bro.
What is wrong with me? Holy shit man.
One line, one line, one line.
One line, one line.
One line! Alright go bro.
What the fuck is this guy's brakes? Like seriously.
Mia Khalifa with the prime. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Here we go. Here we go.
Let's go about oh my god, you're actually so washed
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this fucking ball child? Can anyone tell me it literally bear?
What's the point of the guidelines when busy me guideline?
Chow what in the fucking world am I supposed to do here?
Like genuinely my life
And I'm gonna go to mood up
What?
Dude, yo, you know Jason. What's my name the chosen one?
I love you. I love you. I love you.
I can't. I can't tell you. My
name is the chosen one. I'm
referring to you. Don't refer
me to as mood rubber. Refer to
me as the chosen one. Right?
I know. I got you. All right.
Jay, look at this. And the
winner is the chosen one. You
said orange ball there, Jason.
and use those reptilian eyes of yours,
like an orange ball.
Bang!
Moot attack, give him energy and spend the noses, bro.
Every nose analogy makes his gaming ability better.
Jason, Jason, he's not blue ball down there.
Use your dinosaur eyes.
Bang!
Hey, Jason, Jason, he's not black ball there.
You can't miss it.
You can't miss it.
Yeah, nice.
Yo, J.
Whatever, miss you. Do you have any last words? Just fucking shoot the ball.
Jade, do you have any last words? Yes or no? Don't miss.
Fuck off my game! Get the fuck off my game!
What's the score, chat?
What's the score? What is that? 4-3?
What is that? 4-3?
four three so it's up to five right chat it's up to five it's up to five right
Jason CS or connect for pick your poison bro
make your poison work make your poison bro hey I know you can hear me
connect for bro I'm you didn't like all right you're connect for online check
it's almost in me like that for him yeah hey you know a even though you
Even though you're in this game for it doesn't matter. It's left to see us go and remember the last time we want to be one
Okay, so so let me win this for for this and go. Let's go see us go if you want to make it if you want to do that
Or for this one go see us go. I think I'm gonna have to pass there. Oh, let's see
Yeah, that's actually the color make sure to go ahead and press that boy
The ultimate gamer chat
What the fuck?
Here we go, bro.
Look at this noise, bro.
How are y'all saying GG's bro?
Oh my god.
Just like that Jay.
It's over bro.
Are you dumb?
That really is over.
Dude, dude, I'm getting a fear monger and like, praising the man.
Wait, we're like the same pattern right now.
I realized that too.
It's a big fucking girthy...
Cock? It's not actually it's a chode.
Give me something good.
I'm not gonna match you, bro.
Come on, let's go meet for me, bro. Let's stack.
Oh my god. It's literally your fucking nose we're drawing right now.
I know. I know what gonna do is my nose.
And I'm still here, take care
Wait wait wait, Bessie 3
Hey! All those eyes!
All of those fucking eyes from one chain
Hey Bessie 3, I'm fucking lizard
You fucking lizard
All those fucking eyes
You didn't win yet
You didn't win yet
You didn't win yet, you didn't win yet
Bessie 3, come on bro
Where you mean B03, where did you do B03 and everything?
Yes, we are
B03 B03
Let me go first. There's only fair cuz you went first last time
All right, I feel three. All right. You're the friend. I was in just like
Better open those fucking lizard eyes of yours, huh? No, I said you cuz I'm going first. I gotta go first
All right, go first then, bro. You'll fuck
I'll go first
It's got a new nest on it.
Yeah, I think, I think.
It's a Renity.
Oh my god, you threw.
Oh my god, Jason, you fucking threw a free win.
Wait.
Oh my god, you sold the two-way.
But Jason, all the way to 90 FOV for what?
Oh my god, 90 FOV for what?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You are so...
Stop reading chat.
Bitch! Come on streamer! Bitch!
Stop reading chat!
I'm not!
I am!
Bro, wait, bro, it's connect 4, man. God, dude.
I don't give a fuck!
Are you a weemo only there or what?
No, just don't fucking read it.
Um, well, I'm a streamer, a streamer ass...
Another streamer asked me to not reach out.
Are we gonna eat mo' only or are you gonna cry, bro?
Alright, no worries then. I fucking cheated on that Valentine.
You fucking piece of shit!
You start my fucking song, dude.
Don't look at that chat, bro.
Stop. You'll close my stream, maybe?
You want to close my stream? Huh? Huh?
I don't have your stream open, I can just tell you're fucking reading chat, bro
I can fucking hear your eyes, it goes from left to right
Fucking sound cue
You're fucking stupid
You don't think I say that?
Yeah, because you read your fucking chat, dude
I didn't read my chat, I just read your fucking chat
Bro, I don't know if you just...
You read your chat, you read your chat, bro
Oh my god, Yogg's admitted sweet, bro
Oh, by the way, I thought when this game is GG, he's broke, but I'm keeping him up with you.
Let's see here, he got boom, boom, boom.
lowkey a draw, no?
It's fucking over, buddy.
I
Pretty good shot
I
What
What what what what
Are you serious, Jay?
Well, I guess you refer me to as the chosen one from that line, like, oh my god, are you serious?
No, no, no, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. No, no, there's no way.
Jason, actually?
There's no way, right?
What's that?
Oh my god, are you dead-ass Jason?
Oh my god.
So I mean, so, oh my god.
Bro, so what did you win?
You won in the, what did you win today?
You won Brawl Halla.
You won...
Fuuuuck!
How much gift did we put on this?
We put 100 on, right?
My God, bro!
No, Chad, can we drop some gesture emotes in the chat, please?
Can we drop some gesture emotes in the chat, please?
Please, can we just fill up some gesture emotes
And uh...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are we gonna suggest their emotes?
And uh...
And Jason's uh, thank y'all.
Appreciate y'all bro, appreciate y'all.
Are you fucking kidding me bro?
There's no...
Wait, wait, wait, someone in your chat said,
where is he?
He said, cheating and still losing LOL
go back to IRL streams.
Don't forget to punch your monitor this time Tinko said in your chat
So you're telling me you have all that FOV and you lost on connect
Go ahead and call your daddy go ahead call your daddy what this court they hop in another game
Hey, go ahead call your daddy, bro.
Go ahead call your fucking daddy, yeah.
How much gift did we just put on that game?
Zero, man!
I don't know, I'm brishing some of the chess at 100.
All good, bro.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good, bro.
Hey, chat.
Hey, Jixi's called.
NMS, NMS.
NMS, who's Jason's daddy?
Who's Jason?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you call me dada, dada.
And then you call me dada, dada.
Fuck, no.
Fuck, no.
Okay, okay, am I lost?
Am I?
Hey, hey, hey.
The AJ says, the next time.
Hey, the next time, the next time, the next time, the next time, you gotta say,
yo, what's good, the chosen one.
Yeah, we're doing that shit, bro.
Okay.
The chosen one, alright.
Oh my god.
Oh
like like there's ten you know I didn't see the timer man I just like I did I
don't know why I just bro I just can't win I did as can't win
who should have fayed Jester. Oh my fucking god bro. Oh my god.
My god bro! How am I gonna be the only person to lose to time and connect for?
Holy fuck, bro.
Oh my god, that thing I killed, bro.
I
Can't win right now. I'm in a drought man. I'm dead ass in the drought everything
I'm actually on an illusory drought, which is fucking insane like
It's not even me at this point. It's dead. That's not me
It's just like the world the world is like yo, you're not gonna win today or
Tomorrow or the next day, but next month met next month is my
This month
The next month like in the next month is my month next month is my
You just you know boss now you're you're John
Check this video out chat though, what inside yet, you know, check that video out.
Fucking hell, bro.
That's just weird, man.
That's just weird, man.
Oh my god.
dead ass is weird bro. Oh my god bro. Oh my fucking god bro.
you
you
you
you
you
Hold on, get your holds, get your holds in the chat.
All right, man.
So, last week, not last week, it's not online.
Was it not?
No.
You didn't check?
Why is it not online?
Whoosh, whoosh, anybody know, whoosh.
It's not online.
Beautiful.
We'll set these two minutes away.
But yeah, I mean we should get the IRug on, though.
You wanna try to just go for the same side of there?
Yeah, I mean, the bit rate in the garage is ass.
Sure.
Wait, just fix that backpack. Why is the backpack?
Why is his backpack off?
Not connected.
Listen, y'all.
Listen.
Last week, I met someone
Gryff connected me to someone
that
new yay you know that got me to yay and he's blessing he's blessing y'all
that's us no song song song with something special and I'm about to show
y'all right now man I just show y'all right now I just show y'all right now
get your holds ready chat next week okay let me take a piss
I just want to show you, alright?
I'm gonna pee real quick, and then I got some.
Let's see, uh...
I'm trying to see if I can take some shit for Coachella.
I mean got shit in here
Happy one yet a
W chat. I mean, it's not really a full one year. I went full ton of July back from
April 8th. So yeah, w1 year
Don't be soft, watch.
Cool.
Alright, wash my hands.
Now, yeah, alright.
This is for, this is for y'all.
I mean, this is where you're at.
Now, let's just, let's just,
I should speak louder than words, man.
Let's just go see what's in the garage.
What a parking garage.
Do you have the keys?
Yeah, I do, bro.
Wait, bro, you think I'm trolling?
No, no, I don't think you're trolling.
Do you even know what's going on right now?
I don't know.
Do you think that's no?
I see something parked next to my car,
and I was like, what?
Wait, where the f***ing... where the keys at, bro?
Oh, oh, do you have them?
I just bought them because I might have to move my car for you.
I'm not doing a toy car giveaway, brother.
Three other streamers already did that bit, man.
Okay, first off, let's appreciate cleaners and how clean this house is now.
Do you want to see the living room?
Let's check out the living room, bro.
Hurry up the fuck up!
Right now I'm stalling for wolves to come.
Cause I bet I don't know where the keys are.
Okay.
Look how clean this shit is bruh.
No flies.
Fresh air coming in, fresh air coming out.
Smells like a fucking new car in here.
Oh my fucking god.
still flies bro anyways whatever whatever whatever it's cleaner than it was
before uh here we are chat let's go
this is for y'all alright this is a little sneak peek for what's gonna happen
next week
Wait, why did we say front door? Where? Wait, no show?
Where is it? Whoa, where is it?
That's a table!
What table?
Oh, shit, it's over.
This one?
Yeah. That's where they left it.
Is it this?
Yeah, they left the key me on.
Yeah, that's it.
We shouldn't be.
Okay.
What's up, boss?
Yeah.
Hi, Jack.
Listen, this one's for y'all.
There's a little sneak peek of what I'm giving away next week.
All right.
The camera on me?
What the fuck?
How's your car?
Listen, man, it's not a Tesla.
All right, it's even better.
Okay, next week I will be giving away a Hyundai Brad Sentry.
I don't know what the car is called, but listen man, this bad boy can take you from point A to B.
And you think I'm trolling, bro? No, I'm giving this bad boy away, man.
All right. Why are y'all saying something?
Which I thought I was gonna give away a BMW fucking new Mercedes-Benz Maybach?
What?
I was gonna give you my fucking car key to stunt the car.
No, no, no!
And it's like mad random love.
Bro, why are y'all spending W's, bro?
Bro, who wants a free car?
Dude!
Go inside.
Alright, let's take this bad boy out, man.
Do you wanna move your car?
Yeah, go ahead and move it.
Let's take this bad boy out!
Woo!
Next week!
Oh
Fucking car man, y'all smell that y'all smell that whoo
Zero miles actually how many miles is on it? Okay. This car has
5,835 miles the specs on the car I don't know I think it's a 2026 I might be
wrong but listen man all right keep it what the fuck ungrateful ass fucking chat
dude what are y'all saying bro what I find in a yo whoever says keep it is
It's ineligible for the fucking giveaway.
Bitch mods!
See, look at everyone that says keep it and take note of them.
Take note of it.
Next week I will be giving away this fucking car.
Bull, let's start. Hold on.
You hear that?
Play it.
Let's hear the engine.
It's all a dumbass is electric.
It's an electric car.
And so the electric car, electric fucking car, boys.
Listen, no y'all wanted a Tesla,
but this is way better than a fucking Tesla.
All right, what's up?
Yeah, I thought I had an engine, but it's electric.
Wait, no, it's hybrid.
It's hybrid.
It's a hybrid.
This bad boy hybrid, is it 2026?
I'm pretty sure it is.
Yeah, yeah, 2026.
2026, I mean, look at the interior,
Look at the dashboard, nice, clean, smooth.
You can give this to your mom, bro.
I'll be like, yo, mom, I work.
Ooh, hold on now.
Oh, whoop, whoop, whoop.
Engine just turned on, boys.
Let's rev it a little.
Bad boy got a, hey, hey.
Oh, now, boys, there's a little something there.
A little something there.
Why are you laughing so hard, bro?
No, no, no, no, I'm seeing it, I'm seeing it, bro!
Y'all are ungrateful!
It has to be a BMW, it has to be a Lexus,
it has to be a Mercedes.
Oh, it's on a preffo Monte.
Oh, Hyundai is not good enough anymore, I guess.
Hyundai is not a 2026.
Hyundai is not good enough for y'all anymore.
Wow, bro, okay, bet.
Everybody say it, keep it.
I'm gonna remember y'all.
Everybody saying I need it.
I'm gonna put y'all down, put y'all's names down.
but next week is when the giveaway will happen.
All right, this bad boy's been sitting here
for a minute now.
Y'all wanna hear the honk?
Nice and exquisite honk there.
Boom.
If you, what's up with this shit, man?
You wanna charge your phone?
Boom, look.
Bluetooth and charge.
Boom, boom.
We can charge right here.
Okay, boys?
Little, little, look at this space back here.
If you wanted to get freaky in the back, you 100% could.
I mean, a lot of leg room back here,
a lot of space right here, do mods have 50% odds?
No, no, no, mods do not have 50% odds, okay?
But, yeah, yeah, this is for everybody.
Everybody is eligible, all right?
You could be a regular viewer.
You could be, so I shows up every couple months,
a regular viewer, a mod, a VIP, a subbed,
Hold on now. I might have to put a little sub-incentive in here to get back, you know what I'm saying?
But...
Yes, man. Yes, what if you're from EU?
Uhhh...
That I have to consult with my team?
That I have to consult with my team.
Umm...
I have to consult with my team for that.
Actually, let me- let me- let me call Griff. Let me call Griff.
I
Yo griff is everyone eligible like
Got it got it
Okay, cool. Thank you. All right. That's all I wanted to know
let's go man only us all right so better odds for some people in the chat for
you I'm sorry when I go to London I'm gonna I'm gonna work something out for
y'all maybe give away something else that maybe like some beans on toast or
some shit or maybe like so I don't know coupon to the dentist I fucking
know man but yeah man um this is incorrect matter of fact let's check the
bluetooth audio let's see if this bad boy got fucking knackers speakers let's
check the speakers out all right so um bluetooth compatible media let's check
this bad boy out carplay wow wow Apple fucking carplay included here we go
add a new device is that is that the car speaking to me brother not a lot of
people are blessed enough to even have a talking car sonata is the vehicle name
boom pair not allowing contacts pairing because I actually remind me to
disconnect because my info might be on this car after boom here we go let's put
these bad boys up my hotbox is shit so let me know y'all want me to hotbox
Y'all give away car or not let me know let me know we could that make we could make that a segment oh
You pick the winner the winner comes and we hot box in the car
Yes, please I give you permission
Don't touch my fucking car
All right. Yes. How about it? Okay fuck a fan contest could do that man could do that, but
but boys let's check out the fucking speakers on this bad boy connected the bluetooth audio
now what song should we play should we play
do you follow me
is that our first song in this score
i mean you want to test the bass right
let's listen let's see
you might fucking break the speakers down that this shit i'm gonna be honest
oh maybe if it withstands the test bro that means it's good speakers right
I
Not in my car
Sexo to
Rihanna
Come on. You're right, bro
Now if you want to get freaky girl over here
Why my new car went from Jason and we's hopping about get freaky
Oh, hold on, that bitch, that bitch is, did it just fucking twerk without me touching it?
Hold on, fucking bad boy.
Put some music on, let's get a freaky one.
Look at the stroke room I have right here.
What's up, y'all boys?
Brand new car for y'all.
Next week.
I will be giving this car away, yes.
week
There we go man don't I will figure out the date very soon once I figure out a date I'm going to
Yeah, I'll make sure I'll make sure this color is giving me make sure y'all know
Yeah, man
Brand new car 5000 actually 5,800 miles at brand new
It's something fairly new no nothing crazy. Do we check at the engine down?
Fuck that motherfucker man.
Back, back, back.
Fuck that hood.
Wait, Jack!
Just got watered.
Y'all get a brand new one. This is the show car.
Okay?
Check this motherfucker out.
Okay, okay. Not used.
Not used.
Oh
That's it, that's it wait will it explode the car? No, you're good, bro
boys
Look at this bad boy right here
Me too or some shit grab the car was
That's it! Purring, chat! It's purring! It's purring, bro!
Listen, next week we are giving away a free, yes, free 2026 Hyundai Sonata.
I heard this is the show car will be giving away a new one
U.S. Only 18 plus must have a driver's license
Stop with over right
How much horsepower
We gotta pay the taxes
Hey, bro, um, I don't think so if it's free. I don't I don't know the full details. You know I'm saying
But once I do know the full details, I'm sure I have to read it all out
You know, there's terms and conditions to everything, but this should be free. Okay, should be free. Yes, you do
Um
181 horsepower 150 horsepower. How much is that a lot? Is that a lot?
uh yeah hundred eighty horsepower you paying insurance for us brother am I your
fucking daddy I'm giving y'all a free fucking car I'm not your fucking daddy
ask your parents to cover insurance there's a free fucking is how much is
2026 shun die 2026 shun die sonata price brother brother 25.6 thousand and
that's a used one 29,000 come on wait I don't know
bro 30,000 and like come on come on so if you don't want it bro you can sell
You know come up 30 bands or or you know depreciate so maybe like 25 20 bands. You know, man
Base Tesla around that also. Well shit. I got one better
Wow
So what do y'all think chat next week?
Fanger give away
red
Hyundai Sonata
2026 mad space in the back
A lot of speakers work perfectly Apple CarPlay included
W's bro
Need that so I keep these keys or what?
I'm not gonna lie, yeah, I was wondering whose car that was for a minute, and then I realized it's my car.
Well, not really, it's okay.
Who was the next driver?
Um, why?
Why would I put more miles on y'all's brand new car?
Don't touch my car. Yeah, I don't want I don't want no any damages to y'all's car
I'm not gonna be driving in but yeah we got it we gotta that's a show it's you
said it was a show car it is a show car I just don't want to fucking drive it
back all right I'm gonna be honest with you that's y'all's whip I
I drive Maybachs and Lamborghinis and and fucking Ferraris and Hellcats, all right
You just shut up this your own giveaway car, bro
What what what I'm doing a fucking car
You just compare that card to your fucking Maybach, bro
My Maybach has a missing emblem, man.
That's fucking scratches and an UPF, and yeah.
Hell, ego.
Give me fucking something, man.
All right?
I lose it, everything.
I'm an insecure little fucking, I'm an insecure guy.
Give me at least a Maybach and money.
It's the only god fucking god to my name, bro.
I'm a fucking gesturner.
Fine, bro. W. Jester.
Alright, well, um, I do got BRChass scheduled at 6 p.m.
A lot of guys and we got some Concecrayers pulling up.
I think we're doing like some type of dating show, I think.
That's what Roffelgainer wanted to do.
I'm not completely sure, I think I'm hosting it.
But, I will be choosing my Coachella outfit.
I just wanna see how's reaction to the carving went.
Real quick.
See?
What are you doing?
Tonight for Coachella or tomorrow?
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
What does this mean?
I don't play golf.
cringe AF hold on bro let me see let's see the W's in the comments real quick I
gotta see hold on what now this shit can low key be tough that's what I'm saying
bro that's what I'm saying like she went a hundred thousand dollars holy fucking
I'm gonna go get my shoes.
Is that your car?
Whose car is that?
Who has a red Sonata with a license plate 9WF359?
Is that your car?
No bro, I have a Maybach.
I actually have no idea whose car that is.
Turns out it is my car.
Okay, alright for like a week or so.
New Sonata is kind of crazy because you can really couple a new Accord for the same year.
Yep, this is it is sponsored bro. That's so bad for Hyundai. No, it's not a Hyundai sponsor. Okay, but
Yeah
Yep, there we go. Yep. W's stab used bro. Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
bro what the fuck dealer but I'm not gonna lie in a different universe I could definitely
be a car dealer car car salesman
Siggie
nice nice bro better than at Tesla not gonna lie dude nice bro nice love them
nice little trade-in okay bro nice actually very nice reception I thought
we're gonna troll bro come on bro hybrid buffares rather if you don't
like the car that's okay all right then sell the car if you went no I don't care
but I'm giving away a car
And plus in my opinion, I'm taking a sonata over a Tesla facts or no
How do I enter just know I'm giving way car details will be having next week
All right, girl Coachella outfit. I'm probably was how many days you think I'm gonna go for like two days
What do you think you would leave after Saturday is my guess?
I'm guessing you would leave after Saturday.
Because I don't think you don't care about...
What concentrators are going to be there besides Auntie's hostage?
I mean, all the big IG TikTokers, I think they are like...
TikTok is an IG influencer.
Line up Coachella week one.
You know Vinny Hacker is probably going to be there.
Vinny Hacker?
Yeah.
It's like all those really good looking like people usually do.
I mean that's why we're going.
Exactly.
That's why I'm going.
That's why we're going.
That's just good looking and IG like people.
Coachella week one lineup schedule.
Here we go.
Hold on.
There we go.
Uh, hold on, there we go.
So, boom.
First week, Sabrina Carpenter.
Yep, you already know, everybody,
every white, all the white girls
will be popping out for Sabrina Carpenter on Justin Bieber.
Everybody's gonna be there for Justin Bieber,
you know what I mean?
Karo G, I fuck with Karo G,
but I don't think I'm gonna be there for Sunday.
Just gonna go tomorrow, Saturday.
How would you miss out on Luffy?
Luffy, like, oh.
Did you just say Luffy?
Yeah, Luffy, bro.
Her name's Lafay.
Lafay.
La-Luvay?
How the fuck do you-
Oh, so you're correcting me,
but are you-
I did ask, don't know.
I did ask, don't know.
I'm just wondering, bro.
Leve, oh, Leve, Leve, okay.
Leve, but her name is hard.
Um
You're excited about no, I didn't know that like that should probably be crazy, but I'm not gonna be there
Max gonna be there Marlon's gonna be there
Wait, do I show this I think you don't have to
So what I got word though that my friends are
got contracted to work.
Hey listen, bro, listen a lot knows that we got a crib
All the guys are gonna be in that crib and I'm gonna be a coach of them
I was just probably doing desktop at the house for like actually yeah, I'm trying to do maybe
Remember match last year you get a stream and that's one like in the backyard
Yeah, I'm gonna do that type of stream and then I'm out to Coachella
Yeah
Re-watch last year's vlog
Yeah, we need DJI brother fuck is this more
3 watch lashes
It was pre-john oh
Yeah, what's really I walk like eight miles
By the god, oh, this is the first time I met the house sisters bro, dude
I see the board of games will be I coach I love I'm not gonna come out of America
but y'all motherfuckers are great I'm not gonna lie.
Let's see if Erica will pick up.
Fucker you-
So what if they both don't answer?
Both who? I don't have Emily-
Wait I don't think I think I don't have Emily-
So if Erica and Emily don't answer?
Damn she said give me 15.
Emily- Erica said give me 15.
So if I'm Emily now?
Dude, I got five
Okay, I don't have a number
Yeah, you have to call bro
All right, thank you making it weird you know
There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, she's busy, probably.
Dude, they're probably together, they're probably together, you know, they're, they're really
cool sisters.
surviving Coachella with the Haas sisters like this made a year ago. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Oh my god, this intro alone is fucking insane.
You too!
Damn bro, I was bro, I was little bro, what the fuck was I wearing bro, yeah see last
year I was top, I was fat, I didn't have a Coachella fit, you know what I mean, I was
wearing big ass anal beads around my neck, this is a hard change though in my real life,
fire but I was like like that's not my body I was mad bloated I wasn't working
out you know I mean now look at me bro fashion demon we better pop out tanks
bro we popping out sexy as fuck I can't do that bro I ate way too bad not bad
but I ate way too much passported I'm not grinding body was looking good for
Coachella
Brother just say you're cuffed and you don't want to roll but like
The thing is though like it's kind of like you're going in risen bro. It's gonna be hot as shit
Right, yeah, I brought bro. I bought some good shit. I'm telling my face. It'll be fire
We're just missing some bandanas and some accessories, bro. That's all we do
Wait, do you have the bandanas dude? I went to Target
I went to Michaels and then I went to Michaels went to the driveway and I saw speed that fucking driver was
But that garage and I said hell no I'm back up
We don't have
You should stop by an area. Yeah, yeah, I ask a side. Yeah, I'm not this I'm not the ask a side, but
Saeed band in a
Amazon prom did ask 2016 swag. I mean, what is my Coachella fit though? I think I have a fit
I think I do have a fit
Test Foods and Cee Doors calling a go Flop,
He draws the line when it comes to alcohol.
He justifies it by saying our ancestors had been drinking forever.
Don't recall that he had eaten red 40 in titanium rata.
What am I watching?
The ancestors also died at 25 from the tooth infection.
The ancestors were also drinking that alcohol out of a wooden cup in the field.
He was drinking craft beer at 7.2% on a Tuesday and calling it ancestral.
The red 40 argument is real, though.
I'm outside and skittles is genuinely my food. He's right about that
He's going to send you a Joe Rogan clip about it. The clip is four hours long
It looks great, but that's the infuriating part by wearing his back with athletics tracksuit get yours a
Turtle probably fucking died for this video to be made
It seems for you in a minute. She also come she said I'm the man
No no no, I'm down to it
No no no, no no no, she's gonna forget it
She told everyone
Oh dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I don't think I have a pass to go in
What?
I think I'm just going to make sure you're good
How do you get that out of me?
I'm gonna add mine
No way
How do you get that out of me?
I'll work something out
Bro, you have to go
No
You have to go
Alright
Dude, I'm just gonna drink $30 fucking buckin' Red Bulls
It's fucking you, dude.
All right, here we go, man.
All right, let's get our fits going.
Let me know.
Two fits.
That's all I need, man.
All I need.
Here we go.
Do I bring a suitcase?
Yeah, you gotta pack your poetry and shit.
Give my remote. Oh, I get it. Look, I see what my death was got my
All right, here we go
Boom my first fit listen
Where is my gold yard scarf?
Oh
Here we are, bro. Let's talk this come on bro. Let's I'm coming different this Coachella man
Like a B on my PBM shit where I wear it like a little bit like you know what I mean? Yeah
Like a grandma awesome shit, but I don't know I don't really wear scarfs
So what do y'all think what do y'all think you tie it on your neck?
Are you tired like you put it in between your book that your belt loop?
Oh, are you tied around like you're like a necklace?
You got some all?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Boom.
Camo George.
But not any Camo George.
Japanese made Camo George.
All right.
Boom.
Chrome belt.
It's coming together um black team top or what do I do for the top chat? What are we thinking for the top?
Y'all know my closet right?
Yeah, but
I'm not for something
A button up to coach. I'm like no not like I'm like a caller and shit
It's like you gotta let that shit loose or you show your body and shit. Yeah, oh
Oh, I've been eating absolutely nothing for this week
The D blow is real man
Jersey we go Jersey is actually good Coachella fits, but which Jersey do I go?
I could go China on them, you know, I mean which Jersey this could be second fit
You know, I mean this big could go here. Follow me
package. I don't think you wear a jersey bro. You don't think I wear a jersey?
No, no, no. Is this Amagam? That's a Coachella. We gotta put on some crazy shoes.
Wait, dude? Yeah, everybody's saying in Chad, don't wear a jersey.
I
Where is my tanks I fucking bought tanks
Um, here we go.
No, is this skins?
Is it Haynes?
Haynes.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Holy fuck, I got a whiff of must.
They didn't put on deodorant today, boys.
Let's go.
Let's go, tank.
Shoulda put it on the other one.
You'd better pack that shit.
Oh yeah, yeah.
If I'm wearing a tank, I have 100% and what?
Help!
Where am I?
I definitely have to wash these one time,
so it like, you know when you wash a tank,
it like shrinks a little bit?
Definitely gotta wash it one time, bro,
before I leave, you know what I'm saying?
You're really mean as fuck.
That ass?
Yeah, that ass.
I told you, bro, I've been, I've been
I actually went to Erwan, got some de-blow pills.
You know what I mean?
I go to Erwan.
You lost weight?
I don't know.
Did I?
You look like probably five pounds less.
Did I?
I don't know if it's a placebo or something.
You told me that, but you actually are more lean and a little bit more skinny.
Did I?
Yeah.
I'm not cutting.
All right?
I'm not cutting.
I'm gonna stay at 150 because I have to because you know the shake for us is 150
So I have no reason to cut but this week. I mean, I got a deep look
Boom
You look 130 I'm not 130 right now I'm like 145
But after Coachella, I'm gonna eat a lot.
You lost the muscle?
Are you out your goddamn mind?
You cannot lose muscle.
I've been going to them every day.
Twice a day.
Boom.
What do you think of here?
Boom.
Boom, white belt, or y'all not fucking with the white.
But the white might compliment the go yard
scarf for whatever this is, silky something.
The tank is ruining it.
What if I like wear it with,
what if I wear it or put it in my pocket like this
or some shit, you know what I mean?
Or nah, or nah.
With a belt, little bro.
through the bell is that what people do
just like how do i fold it though
talk
the shirt
like this you can make it smaller
or you do it around your neck
i think i got a sag a little bit with the jorts maybe
but you had to probably fold in the uh... but i probably have to wear differentiated underwear
you know what i'm saying
probably so yeah
i think people do that shit
You look Mexican.
White Tink.
But Bouska like yee, gay fit.
All right, so, bro, but the thing is,
this could be my fit right here.
Tim's Tim's and Camel there's not bad Shouts, bro. I would like to differently, but what they saying they say it's waggon
No, be honest. They said no no, no, you know what it is actually it was another fuck no actually
You have better out of sure bro, I think you just walk around like that
Come on, bro. You're single and brace that so walk around with no shirt. I'm gonna be honest
I'm be uncomfortable
Bro, come on, please you're single just be a little slut, bro
Come on walk around no shirt show them abs you've been working on a lot of this shit
I'm gonna be uncomfortable. How many refeeds?
Look at that. I already do a pre-fire the hell of retweets, bro. This guy's forming the fucking jab
Bro, I'm gonna end up getting naked because I'm gonna
Justin Bieber
Yeah, you're gay. Okay, hold on. Let me cook. Let me cook.
Boom. Product glasses. What we thinking? What we thinking?
Doesn't have to, bro. Come on, give me something there. What do you think it is?
Tank too big? It's because I didn't wash these tanks yet. I didn't wash these. I
Watch I don't watch time with my long ass black tank better
How about this about this
There you go
Yeah
Maybe maybe go
Gotta go with
God, bro, this Jersey woulda hit it.
Should I go Brazil on him?
Chad, could we go Brazil on him?
What are we thinking?
Could do a little lark, you feel me?
Come on, bro, come on, bro.
Hold on, I look like...
Hold on, bro.
Marla would look way better, but okay,
I'm not fucking gonna fit.
Let me know if y'all fucking gonna fit.
So what do you think what do you have letters peeling up?
Yeah, I've washed it pretty wrong bro, but this is a big jersey so it doesn't really compliment the the George's
Louise with the 20 gifted but but I would say this is a good base though, right? What do you think?
What do you think bro? I'm telling you like I'm not even trying to be gay or anything
But I'm just telling you shade of this was shirtless, man, brother
I'm not going fucking shirtless bro. It's better than any other fucking topic in a way right now
I've been pulling off in the closet
I could go I could learn Chelsea
Could learn Chelsea
This is not bad shouts. What do you think? What do you think? Yeah, 20 gets it. I think yeah, no
I said oh shouts. We thank you. We wish for the give me
We can I think I'm retarded enough. There you go. Fuck the jerseys
But this is swag I
Mean, that's not that bad actually it's just the top road. It's the top something
About the top I need something at the top
But what do you have anything by the Tim's and the George's Tim's and George's not bad or yeah, so the belt
Yeah, so the belt gotta show the chrome
Go white tank
Unbuttoned teeth white jersey
I
Could go I could go this one
Or I could go a beach shirt or or I could wear my signed PSG Jersey
Signed by every fucking player on PSG. Wow. What a legendary day, Jack
I'm trying to do it for you
This one.
Worst closet untouched? Are you dumb, bro?
I'm not focused. What?
Framed that? Yeah, I got a frame man.
Um...
I'm sorry. You got a photo-specific way to have been done.
I think you wrapped it on your neck.
No, wait. Hold on. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Hold on. Wait a minute. What we thinking?
What we thinking?
Boom. Should I have a little chest?
You feel me? What do we think of here?
What do we think of? What do we think of?
I thought you were not bad.
What do we think? What do we think? What do we think? What do we think?
Saga little? Tuck one of it in?
There you go.
I'm here to see Justin Bieber.
Unbuttoned.
What do we think I think this is it we got what we got one one shirt charot
Wait
I mean one outfit we got one outfit
RB 17
two patterns I
Could go
Walk with me. Walk with me. Walk with me. Walk with me.
Let go of these, George. Walk with me.
Are you walking with me or not?
Are you walking with me or not?
Are you walking?
I'm walking.
It's on the window. I don't have a neck with this.
Oh, I like that.
That's what I'm trying to show you.
Walk with me.
Ain't no beads on the line, on the shit.
Excessively. What do we think of here?
What are we thinking what are we thinking bro nice George put the Tim's on hold on
Fuck no
Dead ass
First George was better dark better
But I feel like my second fish should use these shorts I agree okay, maybe the pros is
Is it stuck on the belt loop?
Yeah, just make it higher.
Like two belt loops, that's how to run.
I gotta wash these clothes.
Thank God, I think I'm stinking of it.
Ah!
Okay, and then, and then like this.
I actually like these doors a lot and guess what they're PO bro. I'll be wearing P. Oh gang
Top is ass, okay, so first first
Chrome wallet chain instead, bro. Oh, I'm wearing white beads. What the fuck? I got a chrome wallet chain
Are you out your goddamn mind Jason? Are you out your fucking mind?
No shirt bro in all caps can that can that guy be banned or timed out for a little bit
I feel like this though
Okay, so I think my first fit is camel pants
wallet chain
And then this top this top. Yeah, I agree. That's a good first fit
So next fit, but this is our base. This is our base
Maybe not these boots maybe different pair of boots
No pants, no pants, just underwear.
Okay.
Coachella, Coachella, Coachella, Coachella.
Coachella, hold on, what are you testing?
You rockin' cowboy boots?
You're pissin' me off.
About girls be wearing boots to Coachella?
Wait, let me, let me see something.
She know might make a return.
Okay
What do you think? What do you think about this, chef?
Hell nah, these boots you definitely wear with pants over them, right?
or not? We do. I agree. What about these boots? Okay, what do you think? The different base?
What do you think of this base?
Margella Gats?
Could go Gats.
Could go Gats.
Could go to Bapestas.
Fuck no.
Let's put it on the Gats.
The thing is with the Gats, I'm a little shorter.
You know what I mean?
Not much hype with the Gats.
But not a Gats.
I'm looking at Mexican.
I'm looking like a little skater boy.
Okay.
Definitely not gats.
White, other blue.
Boots better.
Top first shoes later.
I'm not gonna lie, I always build with the pants
and then I go shoes.
Pick shirt first, okay
Your muscles are the fit and I got from my chakra
Is there any reason every fit has to involve a comically large pair of shorts
So what shirt should I go
I
Sorry
John seems to be getting naked all the fucking time. Oh, oh sure. He's saying like that
Okay
One now.
Walk with me, walk with me, walk with me,
walk with me, walk with me, walk with me, walk with me.
Are you walking right now?
Are you walking right now?
Are we really putting out the jersey again?
I might have to get out of retirement with this shit.
Okay, that's not bad though.
That kind of fits Coachella.
What do we think of it?
What do we think of it?
Hell no, we falling.
Oh
Berger's just give it a chance
But this one's loose
Are we thinking it's not bad
I feel like it's better than to think of
I will wear a tank bear
You're a crumb
Buy some new motherfucking shirts I
Do need to buy new shirts bro, but we can really bring this shirt back
It's actually good though. This is actually not bad fits
Not bad fits right here. Maybe a different belt buckle though
Fucking ruler?
I actually don't think it's bad.
I don't think I've ever seen Chad say that if it's good though.
So it's like no matter what you say it's gonna be.
Well, if someone's never seen me wear this jersey, which is most people,
like only y'all have seen me wear that.
That's why it's not bad.
Yeah, like this is like a good jersey.
Like this is a good jersey.
It's just the lore behind it. It makes y'all hate it.
There's some word-word-string bullshit.
It's not even true, but I get all the Michael Capri.
Thanks.
Where's?
There you go.
Go get the deep bro.
Diesel belt?
What are we thinking here?
These old belt, Jorts!
What you saying?
Alright, I'm turning.
White belt?
Don't go blue on blue.
Straight bullshit.
Black chrome.
So y'all want me to double up on the chrome bro on both days
Now blue on blue is low-key ass though, I think I'm up on like white white beige olive
You can wear blue paired up with like a brown for shit
Like a beige
I really sure
What's the best fit room my day?
White beater
Why is my synths not listening?
A white beater?
Do I have a white beater?
Alright I need a quick intermission bro
Just need a quick intermission real quick
One second
Want to come?
Yeah
Thank God, bro.
I was, like, taking, like, one breath every minute.
Wake fucking up, Jesus Christ.
Who made the odor, bro?
That guy's a genius.
All right.
Um, OK.
So, white tank?
Or I could go Manchester United on them, Chad.
What do we think you hear?
Actually, not bad shouts, bro.
I don't know about Man United.
Yeah, but the Coachella?
Why do people wear jerseys to Coachella?
God, no.
No jerseys.
People like me wear jerseys to Coachella.
That's the kind of people that wear jerseys.
They look like shit like this.
Bro, men's Coachella outfits.
Bro, those are good fits though, brother.
I'm not wearing them.
I mean, yeah.
I already got one of the fits right here
with the collar bullshit.
I think outside the box.
White tank?
I don't have a white tank.
I need to buy one.
This is me with a black tank.
What do we think in here?
I'm not going to put it on because I'll stretch it out.
A white tank?
I'm not just going to Coachella with a tank top though.
I feel like I'm a bit exposed.
You know what I mean?
I kind of want something over my body.
It looks like the island again.
What?
It looks like it's coming out of the island again.
Yeah.
Tank won't hit. Yeah, I don't want to just go tank brown
Chrome shirt
Chrome shirt the fuck are you talking about? I don't have a chrome shirt. Whatever bro. I think I'm gonna go
Maybe black chrome belt or maybe using a white chrome belt these Jorts and then I'm gonna go like
these boots
Or am I paired these boots up with a camo and then I'll go teams with this bit instead
tins with this fit and then um that's the fit right there bro
and then that thongs and then a tank with some shit alright I got my fit I
I was just getting my laundry.
White shoes.
Weak ass fits.
Ah, fuck y'all, bro.
I mean, this is no satisfying y'all, bro.
This is no satisfying y'all, bro.
Peek-a-boo!
Alright bro, back to the set up game.
Some new glasses, and I've been in it.
Why am I already on VR chat bro?
I
Sleeveless
Yeah, it's not bad. I
Could go
All right
That ass could go sleeveless on them chat. What do we what are we thinking?
Oh, I know someone I need to mess.
Jeez, bro.
Wait, what were my fins?
So, what was my fins before?
I
My god, yeah, I was backstage and I met Bonnie blue, bro
Look at the face, look at the face, yeah, I was, yeah, I don't know about that face at all, okay.
Oh wait, this is one day, bro, this is one day, one fit.
Recreate this.
Y'all let me know some, uh, some TikToks I should not be doing.
about this
Shester activities.
What are you talking about here?
Goofy at work out.
You're a quiet compared to this up.
Um...
Mike Lowe?
Kaha?
Alright chat, I'm a kaha.
A kaha.
I'm a kaha.
I'm a kaha.
I'm a kaha.
I'm a kaha.
I'm a kaha.
I feel like that's a bit odd, but fuck it, hey, that'd be my life.
What am I gonna buy out of my book?
What did I just say bro?
Unethical ways to form followers?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Alright 15 minutes, do I call Erica Habak?
Or should I stop bothering them and just see you're not Coachella?
Why are you linking me naked man bro?
If it's not Marlin, don't win me this bullshit, bro.
Yes, Carl.
Hey, I'm live. I don't mean to bother you. I'm literally popping out tonight
Night
Damn wait, so y'all got like a crib and shit
Oh am I bothering y'all
I was just calling because like I was trying to figure out plans for Coachella like day one
Like where y'all headed and stuff
Okay, so wait y'all got like mass sponsors and stuff to handle out there in Coachella
I said bet I'm coming I'll be there
Yes, that's the first time I met y'all
Okay, that's I
See y'all tomorrow
Is off
Oh
Wself's insert, bro. I'm there man. Let's go, bro
Right there, bro.
Self insert.
Love me, love me.
Too long.
Is he forgetting to ask me 90 degrees out there?
Dude's gonna have a long sleeve button on and thick, heavy thick Thimms?
Thimms?
Hey.
Hey.
Listen.
Beauty is pain
Bro doing anything at this point to form why is everything for me? Why is calling?
People that I'm going to meet for me. Are you fucking are you a fat fucking clipper loser?
I think it's here.
Mark Reemax.
Bro, your talent is stalking women and men.
on twitch see that yana is live stalking a woman finding out where she is
following her without her knowing and then you literally recording her before
she even gives you consent to and then basically asking her for a collab the
same way you do it to men bro your talent is stalking women
Kid Lahi's spitting bro, but tic-tac-com is a brain dead
You gonna stake the whole
All right, man, all righty already already
ready. So am I hoppin' on a VR chat? Wait, who's in this? Well, who's playing? Do you
know. Guapo, Youssef, Zoyle, Fanfan. But I'm not about a bridge, bro. Bro said no
Notes five hours into the stream
He wants to fight for NMS boxing
One more to talk
I already seen it a while
Hello there.
Someone make the black girl any more.
This is a little-
I'm gonna ban you, fuck you.
Alright.
Uh...
Put my cam down here.
Here we go, Chad.
No fool body?
I'm definitely full body chat. I can't live full body is the fun is fuck
What body is fun bro like I actually genuinely enjoy the our chat with the full body. Is that weird like my loser for that or
And no cam
You got to see this
No come back. We need you
All right, bro, here we go, man
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm just like installing I gotta piss bro. I'm honestly like I pretty guy
I'm saying nothing crazy happens.
Should be chillin.
Should be chill, I bet.
I honestly don't know what's happening in there.
Yeah, me neither.
I don't know what you people are.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
You've been invited a bunch of streamers to do this.
Yeah, yeah.
I honestly don't know what's going on.
Look at me.
I bet.
Come on.
Hey, bro.
Who's ready to risk?
Let me fix this.
I'm gonna raise. That should not come out of my mouth ever.
What would you get freaky? You guys know that VRChat doesn't have to be like inherent and freaky.
Like you can fuck around and have fun, right?
You know, I've got to fuck something. You know, it takes shit down
We know what you are so you guys don't believe that during COVID I used to go out a lot and then when COVID hit I
Had the I all the breweries that I was around and what everywhere that I used to go out were closed
So I found out that VR chat has drinking worlds and I would drink every like every other night and get fucked up on VR chat
Because I couldn't go out anymore
Now that doesn't sound like that's not like possible at all. I had to be in there like
Strapping like fucking like like I had to be in the game fucking something
That's what I had to be doing
Yeah
How do you guys think I got fat?
A little bit of drinking during COVID, in New York, doing nothing.
God.
Should I wear shorts or something?
Okay, probably.
I gotta change my whole fucking wardrobe.
You guys have to put out some shorts. It's not a big deal.
Oh my God, dude, you're in a twink, bro.
Bro, you got your non-slip socks?
Yeah, you need non-slip socks, this should get serious.
I don't know what I'm looking for.
Oh, fuck.
You don't got shorts?
What do you want?
I don't know, I feel like we do this.
What'd you do?
Oh!
Stuck his toe.
Ah!
Ah!
There you go.
Okay.
This will be better.
I'm gonna wear booty shorts.
You're gonna wear booty shorts?
Normal shorts.
I'm gonna have normal shorts.
I
Am I uh
Yeah, what'd you say?
You love that shirt. Yeah, I actually um
Lou and Cam got me a new one for Christmas, but it was too small
This is the shirt. It was my grandma got me this shirt. I will never get rid of it
Rack me up!
I got my foobs.
You want some?
I got some berries.
Put this shit on first.
Here, put this on your waist.
Holy fucking shit, man.
Getting strapped up for b.r. Boys
Let's fucking go man
Who's Brady?
Oh shit.
My only ass man eating fruit? What the hell? What the hell?
I'll lay it low so you can fix the audio after me.
Yeah, I will.
Left hand.
Okay.
Why not? Why not?
No.
Are you gonna fucking press the button or you slow?
Wait, then why is it? Why is this my right hand?
This is your right! It goes like this.
Oh, it'll fix itself.
We just have to calibrate it.
Fuck, fuck up right now man!
Somebody, somebody help!
Fuck!
Press B.
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
Yeah, you Calvary.
No.
Oh!
A back.
Look up straight.
There you go.
I'll hit your back.
Put it back.
Go ahead.
Wait, yeah.
I'll hit your back.
Wait, yeah
No, I don't think so I don't hear anything. Yeah, I just want
My mom just heard you fucking moaning you weirdo was good chat man
Okay
It's darkness gonna be
They don't fuck me up giving me a fucking VR
Call Jinxie yo
I'm already in the game really called Jinxie, bro. I already got something so a raffle gator already says something up for me
I can't I I can't
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's on a VR day. What do you want me to fucking sit in the corner watch like it?
Check your emails you have my might have weapons
Where is my cursed tool?
I see.
Fuck.
Where is my cursed tool?
AHHHHHHH!
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Uh!
Shibuya.
What the...
I'm not gonna lie, I told you you could put on the weakest fit ever, bro.
Ey yo.
I'm trippin' there.
Ey yo.
Yo, wait!
What if I become a big ass lion, bro?
What if I become, oh, wait a minute.
Something just sparked in my fucking brain.
Something's...
Yeah.
Wait, which one's the avatar world?
What's it called, chat?
Bro, chill, man. I misspelled it. Damn, okay, my bad.
Oh, here we go.
Oh
Man, okay, bet bet bet
Oh, man, this might be a horrible idea
Are you fucking kidding me, bro
wait is loading it's cuz I just launched the game oh my fucking what oh my
lag bro
but I get big-ass boobies and titties hey that's the same thing
AHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
AHHHH!
HHH!
HHH!
I don't get it!
Don't get anyone here!
A CUTE!
This didn't let me anything!
You don't think that!
That teach me!
Oh my fucking...
Hey...
Murder!
Is it?
Oh my fucking god!
Oh...
Oh my...
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god bro
AHHHHHHH
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh and
everything
Ah ah ah ah ah
Alright, I'm going to get out of here
Fuck, shit, turn camera
Oh, oh he turned camera for a quick?
He turned camera for a quick?
I got you, I got you.
Are you a good boy?
Are you a good boy?
You like what you see?
Oh my god.
Hey there little munchkin.
Oh, you little wobbly feller.
Oh my god.
Come here.
Give me a piece.
Give me, give me a piece.
Oh, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did you say?
Are you a woman?
Yes.
Are you a woman?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Uh, you know, I know a water park world that you and I could go to.
and I can go too okay yeah come on
all right yeah
one more
Park
yeah we took that delete that who ever took that delete that yeah
all right come on come on
I
You can turn web camera
Okay, I'm just going to have a say in there.
Give me super powers.
Well, hello there.
Hi, welcome.
Oh, I was I was told to get oh I was told to sign in somewhere
Right here, how do I make how do I make mine like that?
How do I get rid of this
Why am I lagging woesh?
I think I'm good.
I'm good to go.
What is this, my phone?
I'm lagging. Oh my god, my PC camera!
Hello, hello ladies!
Hey!
Hi!
How you doing?
How are you doing?
What the fuck?
Hey!
What the fuck is that?
Come here, come here!
Oh, hey, man. Come here. Come here. Hey, come here. Come here. Hey, you want to be touched?
No, no, I don't want to be fucking touched by you.
Come here, the fuck man.
Hey, touch me.
Oh my god!
Hi guys, nice to meet you guys.
Are you guys ready to go on the speed dating adventure?
Hell yeah.
Okay, sick.
Um, sorry, I don't, are you, are you Jason?
Like, which one are you?
Cause your name's like different and you're in a girl avatar and I don't.
My name is Jesse.
Oh, hey, Jesse.
Okay.
Um, nice to meet you, Jesse.
And nice to meet you, Guapo.
Okay.
Oh, I think we're actually ready to get started.
One of your friends, Yusuf, is not here yet?
You guys know where he's at?
I heard he's chopped.
How the fuck do I get rid of this goddamn phone?
That's not a fucking phone, dickhead.
Fuck! Get away!
Are you ready to host? Like have you hosted stuff like this before?
Yes, I know exactly how to host.
Okay, I'm excited. I'm excited to see what I do.
Okay, that guy's talking to me.
No, that asshole. Can you get rid of this phone? I don't know how to get rid of it.
That's a camera. You press Escape and click the little camera, and then you can disable it.
So what you can do is you press Escape, and then when you click the camera, there's a thing called Smooth Camera or something like that.
I got rid of that so that when you move left and right it doesn't like fuck up your vision and it looks good wait. How do you do?
Click that I mean, let me go your screen. Okay, you know smooth camera. Listen
You're talking I can't hear you by the way
Oh, I'm not it. I'm not it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
So, can you hear me?
Yo, yeah, did you do the thing I told you to do?
Um, I think so.
Okay, so like, do this really quick, like, look around, and it should be like smooth
and not like all fucked up.
Yeah, looks pretty good actually.
I think you're ready.
Whoa.
Hey buddy, at least Bobby's been here first.
What the fuck is he doing to you?
You're treating me like I think you're changing your whole.
We just met, bro.
We just fucking met, dear dad.
But.
No, I mean, it's nice to meet you.
I mean, you're in a girl avatar.
I'll try anything once.
OK.
You're a little funny, dude.
Is your friend coming?
Yeah, come on.
Where is you, bro?
I'm going on a two-man, a four-man.
Nah, I'm going to be a yo.
So.
You're dressed as a girl.
Bro, I'm going to change back.
change back i just gotta prank i gotta prank all the guys
i'ma change back you should keep this no this is you bro
i'ma change back gonna work bro wait oh my god wait we call this the pipeline way i got a perfect
person that would be really used to it before you know it i got a friend i want i want to come
no but i'm not when he started raging that the man in him came out wait how do i
Why how do I invite people?
You just he's got a request off you is that you want to invite lord of darkness six. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to get him in there
Ash you fuck god damn
Thank you
I
Just accept
Okay, I invited your boy you so I think I think wait
It's used to the last person coming or is this Lord of darkness can participate in to think you said
Did you want me to call you?
Okay
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I don't think smooth cameras
No
You can't see it, but you're jacked and see it. Oh, it's steady cam. You know, his steady cam isn't on he actually has it off
What right now
Yeah, yeah, your steady cam is on now it's pretty good now. Oh nice nice nice no wonder
Okay, she was tweaking. All right. Um, as soon as your friends you guys ready to get started
Nice. Oh, yeah, yeah, so easy joins
Yo, we're gonna help you so you don't lag because there's a lot of people here
So there's a setting you can do that like you have better FPS. I don't know what my tutorial person is
Okay
Oh my god
Hey
Hey, you're so tall
You're so tall
What that's how you talk to a woman
If you want more
he already jerked me off in his first like 10 minutes here
oh my oh no hello hello i'm here how do i get these squatting
wait jesse can you can you grab your ankles no no wait hey turn around real quick do a 360
jesse grab your ankles
perotik grab your ankles
ah now i'm getting uncomfortable no no no that's it
No, I'm getting on...
No, no, no...
Please?
Come on.
That's it.
Now you getting shy? You were just talking about Matt's homelessy.
Yeah, you were just angering that guy.
What do you mean?
Come on, guys.
Come on, brother.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, no.
I've reached final form
This is me, this is the real man. Let's go boys
A little laggy I feel like is it laggy chat
Yeah. Okay. It's like this.
It's nice. Yeah. Yeah. This nice
lady right here can help you with
your settings to make it better.
Hold on. What the? Hold on.
I'm gonna like this skin a little
bit more than the girl skin.
Like me. Like setting. What are
you supposed to be? He's supposed
to be wrong kitten. No, I'm
supposed to be on my mind. I
can't read that shit. Avatar
I'd be on 20 meters avatar culling. Yeah
Yeah, and then for max is for show nearest instead of 30
I would do like 20 because because you're not gonna be you don't need that many people near near you
Okay, so hide beyond 20
I'd be on what was that 25 in?
meters yeah, and then and then the one that says show nearest that's the most important one just make that one 20
And I think that's all you really need
What? What are you talking about?
That's Fanfan.
Oh, that's Fanfan?
Yeah, that's Fanfan.
Oh, it's good!
Oh, what's up?
What's up, dude?
You have the whole thing?
You can move and everything?
I am!
And this is my world.
This is my realm.
This is where I thrive.
I can move.
This is the real me.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
I can move.
This is the real me. This is the real check this out now check
Maybe you could put your paw up to my girl Fiona's paw you'll have some furry on furry
This is it. This is it.
Oh shit, I can do that too.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
No, no I can't. I can't. I'm gonna break my shit, bro.
I'm breaking do a cartwheel. I could bro
Bro, what are you gonna see me do so?
Bro shut the fuck up man with that ankle shit
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, I just fucking eassaulted.
What, bro?
Bro.
He's with me, he's with me.
This is me, my boy, right here.
Come on. Hey.
What's up, bro? You ready?
Greetings. Greetings, Jason Chania.
Come on now follow me. Let's do this. You ready to get started. Let's get this shit grown a ruffle gator
Sup, what's up?
How you doing? Yeah, that's going on
I'm good. I like it. I like your fit. Appreciate that. I like yours. I like your fit.
What about my feet? Thank you.
What about my feet?
Yeah, I like it.
Do you like it, Jason?
Nah, I should ask.
Yeah, I'm...
I'm a bit too high, yeah.
I might like your outfit color.
I don't know what color I like.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, thanks.
I like your socks. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here, bro. Come here, bro.
Bro.
There's like apparently like 30...
Y'all, you refer to my studio host in the lobby, bro. Alright.
Oh my God, bro. I'm hosting.
I'm hosting.
I'm hosting.
Okay, wait, this is actually perfect.
This is actually perfect.
This is my chance to show you how it's done.
Yo, uh, RIP camera.
How's it going?
I like your outfit.
Hello.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm Yusa.
Nice to meet you.
Yo, she's good.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Kyra.
It's nice to meet you.
Yo, I said she's fucking good.
Get your fucking hands off her!
What?
Hold up, yo, Bofi, I want her!
Get your fucking hands off of her!
I
I'm raffle gator. We should get this ball rolling. Wait, could you uh?
Wait, could you pull me to the side and then like how we hosting this?
Oh you like the little pimp you're like the pimp
I'm not on anything man, chill, chill, I'm the host.
Okay, alright.
Nah, that's not me, that's not me.
Alright.
all right bet let's do it
I pray for your human soul
what's gonna happen to you
you go
take my hand
no no no
I'm behind you
I'm a wash in my room
Okay guys welcome to the speed dating event my friend chud here is gonna introduce all the people that are gonna be dating tonight
It's gonna be ten girls and ten guys tonight
Well close close to ten guys and ten girls, right?
It's gonna be really simple one side is gonna rotate around like clockwise and the other one is gonna stay in their seats
You're gonna go on a date with every single person on the other side
And then at the end you're gonna pick your favorite and your least favorite
And then you're going to write why you like that person and why you needed that person very very easy
All right listen go ahead Chuck wait. Can I say something to wait? Where's please go ahead?
Everybody here looking for love, correct?
Perfect. Everyone here will find their perfect person. Okay, tonight's gonna be a great night,
but please keep it PG boys and girl.
It is just one.
You're sitting.
You're sitting.
It's the one for you now.
I don't know.
I just kind of like judge it based on how interesting it'll look and I just call it
slob randomly.
Uh, there's no set time.
Okay.
Perfect.
Yeah.
I read.
I read.
Let's get it going.
Sean, introduce the characters.
Holy shit.
I'm going to fuck your face while it's night before, god, you know, I'm not the one who's the best woman.
Yeah, we'd like you all to give a warm welcome to our first date, and he's contested.
His name is...
Uh, some kind of lobster.
Go ahead.
My name is Barry. I'm Barry the Lobster.
Okay, fifth man.
I'm just a lobster. I'm freaky as fuck.
I'm a horny, I know you said PG-13, but I'm not trying to date a 13-year-old.
I'm here for a fuckin' woman or a man.
Fuck it, baby.
What the fuck?
Okay.
I'm Luigi Mario, by the way, and I don't agree with anything that he just said.
Hey, I just don't know.
Who just sent your friend a plus here?
Yeah, that's all right.
Listen, we're both lobsters.
We're just looking for some love, baby.
Just cheat me right now.
We're just looking for a perfect person.
We're trying to run a two-man on you.
What the fuck?
Hi, I'm Piffin, that's you.
What the fuck is this stage, man?
Our next person I'll be introducing is actually a woman.
I would like Desi Dwagon to come to the stage.
I guess we're doing them in the mix-up.
I could go back and forth.
Ah, no, just one.
Just Chod, all the rest of them will be girls.
We got a date, isn't it?
I mean, bro, it's only 26, y'all.
Introduce yourself.
Hello, I am Dusty and I am here looking for my soulmate
What the fuck that's cool that they're right here in this building nice
That's great man. I'm just gonna go around are you guys are gonna go around and talk to me and I'm sure we're gonna feel the spark
Okay, okay. Hey everybody crowd who you feeling?
Alright, never mind, never mind. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it going.
I am married. I don't like to be tickled my personal best is a 13 inch vertical
And if you say I sound like Jay Schull at tonight, I'm going to follow you home
Thank you, just peekaboo me
I thought you said I was one dude
What
Okay, oh, so everybody's gonna be paired up
Okay
Potential woman her name Sylvanna Sylvanna, please come forward
I'm not sure if I'm here for love. I think I honestly just need a new at least one K Andy to clip farm some relationship stuff
and she's talking about you bro she's talking about you
i'm so excited to meet you guys and get to talk to everyone
let's do it
i hope i get to see you more next round
yeah
thank you so much
our next guest is quite the banger
i would like to introduce the soul train
Soul train
Come on out soul train
Namir
Oh
Yeah, is he even like can't even date the girls here
Okay, I can date with
it
I'm like seven is seven. Oh fuck. It wasn't my my old heart medic medication
What the?
Somebody save them
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I'm gonna see...
Oh shit!
Hey, no, let me try that shit.
Let me try that.
I don't wanna try that.
Oh shit.
So train it's here to be your fight man
So trades gonna be here to give you
Okay
I like that one. I make sure you look in one.
What's up mommy?
What's up, are you?
You're the first person to kiss someone at this dating event.
It was CPR, bro. He was down the ground.
Of course, of course.
Our next guest is actually a little bit of French flavor.
Her name is Eubens.
Eubens, come on out.
Eubens?
French.
Nice to meet you. I'm you. I'm here to find my true love
Yep
We, we, hum hum, and all that.
You, you're just a loser, bro.
You can't see us.
I'll make you stay up.
I'll make you stay up, bro.
There's a little fellow by the name of Alex.
Alex, come on out.
I'll make you stay up.
Bro, they're coming out, bro.
There's man in there, bro.
There's man in there, bro.
I mean, you got a selection behind you, too.
All right.
It's not wrong.
But you can't come.
No, no.
You're wrong.
What the heck?
I'm a Bulgarian.
What the fuck?
I'm a zucchini, papito.
I have no gender, I just need to spread seed.
Spread my seed, man, woman, you eat me,
you come out of you, it's okay.
I'm trying to fuck you up.
Who the fuck's gonna date a zucchini?
What the fuck, you mean zucchini is super food?
You're a chop, bro.
Tomato, bro, what?
Why the fuck does your nose get bigger when you speak?
That's how the, that's where the seeds come from.
Look at like, Muda, bro.
I'm sure it'll end up, what?
What?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I know dirty tomato bro, tomato smell like shit brother
I want to fight it off with you
Okay, you can call me Ron
Cabron, my mom call me that
Ron is okay, Ron, Ron is okay
Ron you
Hey bro, Ron, okay thank you
Big fan among vegetarians
Our next guest
Is by the neighbor BB
Please come on out BB
Oh shit man, shit
BB
I'm looking for love. I am. I am. I'm looking for you. Oh, hold on. I'm looking for love.
So, I can't wait to meet all of you guys. I'm ready to talk. We're ready. I'm so
Already
We lie
Like you don't know me
Don't fuck with me like that bro
Drain know how I am
That shit that shit you just man, bro
Oh
Get up the fucking stage
Oh
Well, he better weapon
You know I'm just here for love bro
Oh, who's that?
Oh shit, oh fuck.
You're gonna talk!
You're gonna talk right now?
What the fuck?
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Seven minutes.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah!
Are you really me?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
Oh my shit!
Bro he just died, he just, yo that's crazy.
Yo AJ, AJ, AJ people.
Hey VR, Faye please come on up.
I need words.
Hello!
Hello!
Thank you.
My name is Faye.
I'm here for vibes, and vibrations, and all the love.
I love that.
I'm clapping right now.
You can't hear
I'll see you guys make can't wait to talk more to all of you. All right
What do you mean by vibrations
Come on out to barry to barry to barry
Yo Jabara was good. Hey. Hey, Debbie out playing was good. Hey, first of all fuck that Leon Kennedy guy
I can do exactly what he does. Watch this shit. Come on
Keon fucking loser, bro. Get him off the stage man. He was like, shoot. What the fuck is that?
I think he fucked up his shit. Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me. Yo, so like I'm looking for a girl
Maybe some dudes loyal. I'm looking at you
Oh my fucking god, bro, he just wow yeah
My next guest is a woman by the name of tap mom, please come on out
Yo there's no-
Are you f-
What the f-
Oh?
What the f-
YAAAAAAA
AAAAAA
AAAAAA
AAAAAA
YAAA
you know what the fuck
Oh my God bro
I'm top mom
You're a good kitten
Hey your mommy
What are the places you
Stay home later
Astrofum laach
Oh bro
Oh you gotta hit yourself
You just gotta hit yourself
I'm sorry I could get cold
I know you're gonna get cold
I know you're gonna get cold
No! No!
No!
No!
Did you forget who I am?
Don't you ever fucking talk to me like that?
Hello!
Nice to meet you all.
My name is Clint.
And as you can see by my appearance,
I'm an absolute 10 out of 10 stud.
I draw, I draw hentai, I dance,
and ladies, if you can hear me,
if I can hear you,
If you want to talk about your kinks or anything you love about me, I'm there more use
Well, yeah, I got the same head
The fuck is so funny
Amora, looking for her pair, Amora. Come on up.
WF?
Good class.
I'm Willa Amora. I'm a Zwing Nevillem. I'm also a VTuber.
I hope that doesn't ruin anything for you, cause I am.
Of course not.
Whatever.
Nah, fuck off, YouTubers.
I hope we have fun on our date tonight, and I get to learn a lot about each of you.
And maybe we could even develop some less sparks.
I hope y'all have a good night and enjoy your day. Goodbye!
Alright, see you soon.
What a beautiful woman if I understood anything.
What the f-
Bro, come on, bro.
A male contestant. You might have heard of him from his long career.
This is Sato the Hedgehog.
Yo, what the f-
Oh, fuck.
That's not Sonic.
Yeah that's not Sonic.
If I was Sonic I'd be speaking like this.
Hey! Hey it's me Sonic! Hey what's going on? It's me Sonic!
But no, I'm Shadow. It's lonely up here on my big hog.
Looking for someone to join my seat.
Holy shit.
shit.
Wow, you're so cool.
Wow.
Do I just ride off now or what?
Yeah, yeah, you just try it off.
It's called Aura Raffle Gator.
Learn it.
Study it.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
He's so dreamy.
Please don't hit me with your motorbike.
No promises.
Sketchhead!
Oh my god, please, my panties!
No competition for you, Gank.
Next time we will be presenting you with our station music to be a welcome home to Uzi.
I'm Uzi, nice to meet you.
um let's see uh i just got off my birth control so i'm looking for someone to
really like pump and dump inside me like i'm really fucking horny
what
i'm also looking for someone to like
to all like together i'm looking for like you know that bad news
yeah yeah
i'm sorry i sent you a friend of mine
What?
What?
You gotta get closer, bro.
Yo, bro, pumping dumb? Man, what?
Pumping dumb.
I'm here
Final female guest I'd like to introduce drinks from across the pond Jinx
Oh
What one players my name is Jinx VTuber gaming extraordinaire if you want to know anything about bodily fluids
I'm the girl to ask and yes, I am legal
Oh
What the fuck?
Thanks, man. Thanks for the sign, Si.
She's been working on that for four days. What an intro. Wow final guests are actually all of you guys if you would like to introduce yourselves
Our special guests
Thank you. Hey, let's go. Hey introduce yourselves, man. You where?
I'm I'm Fiona I watch this give me a second takes a moment you think about it
really hard bang hello I'm I'm an order why it is cheering for me now
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Thank you!
Thanks, Chris.
Chud, what happened with Lazy?
Well, he just wasn't on the list,
but I guess I could introduce him now.
We'll be watching for this next one
because the guy you're about to see will
be something.
Come on out, Draco voice-bringer.
I
All right, missy baby.
You son of a bitch, you!
All right, give me a little rough.
He has a print.
What the fuck?
Yeah, girl.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Hey!
Yeah!
That's pretty rough.
Goddamn.
What a man.
Yeah, yeah, hey, hey
Wapo guapo guapo get up here, bro
I'll do this short and sweet. Hello, everybody. Well, my real name is AJ. I'm here just like everybody else
I'm here looking for love and I'm looking forward to meeting all you beautiful people, you know, I'm excited
I'm short and sweet
I used to get up there
How's it going y'all?
Oh my name is Youssef
I'm here to find love
Uh...
My government name is Youssef
But y'all can call me Y7
And...
I'm gonna show me Theo
Ain't nobody calling you Y7 bro
Oh after I'm banned
BOOOOOO
BOOOOO
Come on let's go we're back quick man
Get the fuck up off the stage
Get off the stage
Dude you're not allowed to fuck
BOOOOO
Fucking media y'all man
Fucking loser bro
Get off the stage man
I'm so excited to be here with someone that can take care of my knee, take care of me,
There's a lot of me to give and there's a lot of love I have to show everyone here
So if anyone is looking for some of the big hey, I'm here bro. Molton. Can you see your dick? Nice, man?
You can see if you want
All right, uh Lord of darkness get up here, bro
That's a lot of stuff to think you just won't name
Hey, show some respect.
What's your fucking mouth?
My name is the Lord of Darkness.
I'm the shadows that you see when you walk outside at night.
I'm the darkness in your head before you go to sleep at night,
and I'm here to find a good, nice woman to get me right.
Hey, hey, that's pretty solid.
What the fuck?
Pretty solid, bro.
That's fine.
Use it for the fat-headed ass or stick-headed ass.
Yo, son of a bitch!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
Yeah, we done the same team, bro. We on the same team
Yeah
All right, man
Jason um, I'm the host of the night. All right, I'll be going. Hey, appreciate that Kyra
I'm happy to see all the contestants all the players. It's gonna be a beautiful night, man
All of y'all are gonna be paired up with your true love coming very soon
Stop playing me bitch stop playing. I have Lord of the Darkness take care of you
bitch watch out
Anyways, hey, let's get the shit going man
Okay
So here's what I need
I'm gonna I need all the dudes. I'm gonna sign you guys each to a spot like we're gonna rotate in the booths around
We're gonna go clockwise. Okay, so when we call rotate on the stage you just rotate one spot down clockwise
Okay, really fucking easy. I just need the guys to do that. All right the girl
I
Walk wise to the right. I'm dyslexic
Thank you
Yeah
Why?
That's me still yell, it hurts my ears.
I can't hear you but I repeat.
Please be careful, your soul is at stake tonight.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie there's some freaky ass grills on it.
I need all the men, I need all the men.
I'm gonna sign you guys to spots, alright?
I'm gonna sign you guys to spots.
We got a small issue, you brought someone.
I don't have a girlfriend.
That's gonna make uneven numbers.
That's perfect man, that means one person's gonna be lonely as fuck.
That's perfect.
Well it's gonna have to be him.
it's whoever the girl chooses
Look at the chairs. Hey, wait, Lord Lord of Darius come here, bro
Yo, yo, yo, yo, Jesse, y'all solution. Thank you for my new year. You have to stop commanding
I'll tell you what to do not be aware of what your fucking mouth bitch sit down
Ladies are coming here
Hey, wait, hold on this is this is this is okay. Hold on
It's too many guys at this table. Yeah, this is Lord of Darkness's table
I mean it doesn't matter actually we can have them right there doesn't really matter
Wait they come as a pair
I should just hang out of this boot of boot together.
Oh, not a girls. A girls is coming, bro. The girls is coming.
I mean, you could get this though.
Bro, find an empty table, bro. Alright, come here. Come here. This is you right here. This is you.
This is Lord of Darkness right here.
Oh
Yeah, no, but they should be there should be a guy girl
If you bust instantly
You're so chopped, bro. No, I don't think so nigga. Yo, you're wearing eyeliner with crosses under your eyes
You'll fuck you much. Yeah, my big bad tough you weren't some bullshit
You weren't fake
Trippin bro, you should be good. How your character eyes far apart to
How did we end up with one extra spot, hold on the fuck are you doing fan fan?
I
Could you be sure not to walk through me? I have
Hey, I got y'all I got y'all hey ladies. How are y'all doing tonight beautiful beautiful ladies?
So I'm gonna pair y'all with just match right now
Uh Mimi follow me follow me you first I'm gonna pair you
Hey Mimi come here Lord of Darkness that's that's your partner for this round
All right, yeah, I guess yeah, you all y'all can all follow me
Follow follow him. He's gonna sign against your area. I got y'all. I got y'all section, by the way
On the girl side
All right, follow me y'all follow me follow me follow me one at a time. All right, all right, Tony Malone. How are you feeling bro?
I'm feeling great. Hey, I think you would be perfect for Tony Malone right here for the first for the first round here
All right, all right, you said we won
Come on come on
You are right here with you sir first pair right here
Right, let's go. Yeah, let's go. Let's keep on vulgar vulgar
Let's go with your wife. It's gonna be Jinx Jinx
All right, come on come on come on pull up pull up pull up
I can hear test your stomach. I got you
Oh, you know, I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get y'all with who can take on two men at the same time
I
Know go ahead go ahead
All right, all right all right ladies my boy right here Wow
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with let's do a
Silvanna Silvanna go ahead
All right here y'all a perfect match up
Follow me
Push it, but I'm still here. So I got you, bro. Who you feel as well?
Oh, you should talk to me. Oh, I get to pick. Yeah, I got you bro for the first round
Um, where's the furry? Um, I mean
Oh, right here! If you so wish to have me.
No, not that one.
The cat.
The cat? Oh, no, no, it's you, Sephardi, picked her.
But, but, but, you'll talk to her in a little barrel, come on, man!
Okay, sorry. Um, yeah, I'll talk to uh, you know you picked for me, I'm scared.
You jury! Go ahead!
Hi!
Oh, my love.
Are you the one that was looking for me? I don't remember. I'm really bad.
I
Am I having you tonight no no no no no me. I'm not sorry
All right, um, this is you
I got you with all I got you an extra more
I
My boy, yeah
You been I got you with Guapo
Two more
Yeah, if you put chud in my boots, that's a freaking cow, bruh.
I can count if you put chud in my boots.
That's the frog.
Hey, chud, looks like chud.
You're going to go with my boy right here, big dick.
His dick is as big as my entire body.
Can we wait for the time to follow?
And that's my dick?
No, it doesn't.
It means you're alone for this run.
Oh, right.
Nah, you're next.
Hey, you're next.
Nah, you're next.
I
Wait so what are you what are y'all's what are y'all's role like are y'all just the bartenders or what's going on?
Yeah, we're just giving people drinks and food before before I start this show, you know, can I get a shot of like
Me give me a stronger shit. I'm gonna be honest your strong shit. All right, okay
Hey, let me get one too. I ain't got no day. You're gonna want to come on. I got no date over there
Don't give me an L. Give me a shot bitch. What's up? Thank you?
You know, I'll just give you guys four drinks there. Oh, thank you
I'm all done
Are they starting they're starting right
I don't know if it's gonna jump in, I just feel like, you know, this is gonna be like,
like, I'm gonna be repairing my viewers up to a million videos in time, and be like,
I don't know, I'm sorry, we got too much for you, and I don't see a third of it too
much.
Oh, it's okay, you're fine, I do like you.
When I was like, still alive?
Um, my-my grandpa actually drowned.
Why? Do you think this game do-
Maybe construct another game?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, like, he went for a swim in the ocean and-and he drowned.
Don't be like this here.
You can do it in the soup of mine if you like to.
You suck.
Oh, you suck!
No, get up!
Oh, you suck!
Come on!
Get on the table!
It's crosswise!
Hey, all the guy everybody all the guys rotate everybody everybody rotate all the guys rotate
I said bye-bye
Wait never mind the girls I'm tripping the girls rotate off wait. No, it's the guys. What?
But my chat's whipping, bro
Now you're good
You know
Oh
Yeah, this one is empty for now, bro, this one's empty for now, bro, sorry
To sit and stay calm bro grab a drink goddamn
Oh, you're such a player. How many people do you use those lines on?
Oh, probably every single person here.
You're some mistake, Pusty? Huh?
Damn, mind your business. I'm looking at my dick.
Yo, come on, bro. I'm just posting.
I don't got the invasions.
I'm not looking at your dick, bro.
I'm not. Yo, bro, come on, bro.
Just pretend like I'm not here, God.
No, I'm not.
I'm just that you're an animal. What animal are you?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I would be like...
Maybe... be a quiet, like, non-totally...
Yeah!
Okay.
What about this?
This is a thing, right now.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Top thing.
What's your top thing this year?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, could you please say my name?
Oh.
Oh, quiet.
Why?
She's sitting in front of me.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Come on, buddy! Come on!
What the heck?
Yup!
Oh my f-
I can't think! I can't think!
What are you asking?
I'm a thinker there! I'm an anime!
I want to put my hands around you, how do you want to choke you right now?
I should put your hands up right now.
What?
This is a nice kind of choke.
You feel better to go under you.
I know it does.
It's about the destination of the journey.
I said it's about the company.
I don't know if you want to spend more time with you.
It's so profound. I didn't know you could get deep like that.
I can go real deep.
I can have a drink.
Let me just talk to you like this.
Thank you, thank you.
My chat today ain't at all.
I'll chat like a supernova.
I can hear you for who you are now.
Thank you.
Yeah, I mean, I'm telling myself, what's the one English?
Like for the couple, yeah, I'm a schoolboy.
Japanese, I was born in Japan.
Well, thank you.
I'm not taking my time.
There's no time for that.
I can't take my time.
Yeah, wait, how do I go in viz bro?
Call yourself that, man.
There's deep, atmosphere, atmosphere.
There's just everywhere.
What the?
And maybe blog on the app side, but that's my person here.
We've got lots on the inside that counts.
I'm gonna be here and try to fuck everyone here.
I'm not even mad at this guy.
I'm not even mad at this guy.
Oh, hey.
What the fuck is RP?
I'm kind of stuck.
I'm gonna be here.
I'm gonna be here.
I'm gonna be here.
I'm showing you what I do if we had to, but...
You are...
You know, that's it.
Things are right.
Oh, my apologies.
So, I...
No?
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
Don't have the invas bro. I'm a host bro. Just chill talk to your girl before I talk before I talk to her, bro
Damn
See hey she's going she's going bro. What's up? What's up big dick?
Sup, bro. What's good? What's good?
How you feeling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you think of this fucking rules?
It's so much fun if I think everyone can use it from the other tables right now.
Ooh, get the fuck out of here, right?
We're in Wales right now.
Fuck.
Do you know what a matter that is?
Fuck.
No.
I don't think I've done it.
No.
Don't do that.
You suck!
I mean-
You suck!
Fuck my head!
You stink!
Holy shit!
Holy fuck!
Wait, fuck! I had one in there for a garden.
I'll let the scene happen but hurry it up. Y'all gotta rotate very soon y'all
Rotate rotate rotate rotate guys rotate rotate guys
Rotation!
I can really spy
I'm ready to run right now.
I'm ready to run right now.
Oh my god.
I think I broke my back.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
They're overly extreme.
Oh hell no.
Oh fuck no!
This game!
It tastes like heaven
and I can't wait to
think everyone
Fuck me.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna fuck you about this game for this no more.
I'm just fucking you right here.
You're gonna take all my seeds and all my babies.
I don't give a fuck.
All my fucking...
I don't know if I hear you.
That's gross. How are you doing?
How's your camp, bro?
Wait.
Hey, here you, Sivga.
Hey, here you, Sivga.
I said wait.
Okay, okay, okay.
I know so you gotta come to me.
I'm on the table.
Okay okay I'll come up on the table too.
I'll come up on the table three.
Okay.
There we go.
Mhmm.
Awesome.
Oh you can call me whatever you want to call me.
Your eyes are beautiful.
Oh my fucking god you stink.
Thank you.
Come on I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Look at the size of my eyes.
Oh I'm supposed to have a heart.
I can do whatever you want for your own sony.
What do you want me to do for you?
I know you don't got a job here.
You don't even got a pay tax.
That's some good pa-
That's some good pauses.
That's some good pauses.
Oh, careful, careful.
Thank you.
I'm gonna give it to you.
I do a little bit of pausing.
Yes, I do a little pausing.
My best one is my size.
My best one is my size profile.
Oh
Who's the most compatible with who I think
Yo best couple Lord of Darkness in Ozuri right now, bro
So what's the freak you see y'all ever did?
My muted or?
Guys?
Wait, can I hear me when I'm invisible?
i thought it was a bunch of shit
honestly i don't like to go into your plan
i just don't go into your plan
it's a ghost game man
i just want you to be in the game
i just want you to be in the game
i just want you to be in the game
i need some of that
i just want you to be in the game
Hey, rotate, man! No, don't get too freaky!
Come on, man.
Not too freaky.
Yeah, hot dog down, y'all.
One of those
I gotta stretch
I'm 23. Yeah. You only approach you. Okay. Get in close.
Alright.
That's a bird. Ooh, what kind of bird do you like?
Oh, AJ, hello.
Double meat.
Yeah
That's a little weird, I think that's a little weird, but it's cool.
I saw an LA a couple of weekends ago, but I just stayed at LA's airport.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, you were...
I was in school in the middle of the night.
No, I was mostly in school.
I moved first in the U.S., okay?
Well, next time you're in LA, maybe...
Dude, you see this?
You're so disgusting.
You're so disgusting.
You're insane.
What do you think?
Hey dude!
What do you even do?
Tell me.
We can do anything.
We can catch a vibe.
Food, we can go...
Oh my goodness.
My friend Exxon's on me this line, same.
Oh my goodness.
What the ex?
Oh my f**k.
Oh my god.
This is dead ass.
Like, this is dead ass.
Like f**king...
life, bro.
F**k this game, bro.
Hey bro, raffle gator. Yo, there's dead ass something wrong with y'all.
I don't know what to even make you swim.
Hey, it's the farm and stuff like that, but now it's not really happening, so...
I'm open a lot, and I'm looking for someone involved to see.
What the fuck is this?
You talking about me?
What the?
First of all, I just want to know what you're up to.
Yo, what's up?
Who are you?
What's up?
How you doing?
Why are you so short?
You can wash clothes on those. Good God.
Oh
Come on real boss
You used to be so attached to me, my dad actually.
I was so jealous.
Uh, let me put that in my mosquito net, actually.
I played the bass, I played the bass, and then I was attached.
You lost your stuff.
I lost my stuff on the potato.
Where's the lure?
I really couldn't find it.
What?
Say it again.
Oh my God.
Lost the uses I press.
I didn't know them.
I couldn't find them.
I couldn't find them.
I couldn't find them.
But lately, I've been living in the Overwatch...
Oh my god!
Overwatch and Deadlock!
You're like a future...
Overwatch, Deadlock?
I've been playing Deadlock 2!
Wait, who do you play in Overwatch?
Yeah, he said I'm gonna miss the set.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss the set.
Oh, shit, man.
Alright.
Ask him to get my shirt?
Yeah.
I don't get it.
You want me to get it for you?
What?
What?
I'm gonna miss the set.
What is this?
Why is he showing us stuff?
Fucking bad!
Sorry, what's up, y'all?
What's going on?
What the fuck would you like this or not would you like this or not?
Sorry, this is what I look like in real life
Don't touch
I
Just get bothering you
Okay, you know if you want me to go I'll just leave there
I think you would like you to leave
Rotate rotate rotate
ROTA! ROTA!
ROTA YOU FLEAKY FUCK!
GOD DAMN!
You wish you looked like me baby, shit. You got a whole new fin, you still ugly.
Don't you?
He trippin' bro, you're a fuckin' dinosaur, man.
You see my APEC?
That's my AX1, do you know what's up with these seconds pussy?
Suck it.
Is that real?
Ow.
I
And where you going?
I'm in my day left.
Yeah, you're really good for breeding.
I agree. We should create a new type of cat.
A big cat?
What type of cat are you talking about?
Any cat. Any cat.
I'm down for whatever.
I'm down for whatever.
So what would you say is your favorite thing to do?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not here, I'm the host.
Yeah, I'm in kinda like a-
Wait.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, sorry.
I have to start the first thing.
I'm sorry.
It pretend like I'm not here, too.
Let's get a little-
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh focus all your date man
Wait, what do you mean your day left
What
I would probably say
I'm actually I'm actually a virgin. Oh my god
Yo, you suck
I'm a virgin
He's gone already you listen to me you listen to listen to me
Why you got scratches on your back
Yo, you fucking creep why you looking at my girl back cuz I'm concerned
There's like scratches are you okay?
Okay
I
It's tough.
Maybe that's just a good idea.
What's good inside the world?
You know?
Well, you can't talk about it.
Are you dexterous about it?
Even the first time we met, you have to know about it.
Because I like it.
I like it, George.
You like the George, you know?
You like that, George?
Okay.
I don't know.
I mean, I know that he has a cute face,
and she tells him a thing that we know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just wanted to serve you some food, man. I would like to serve you some food, man.
There's your food, man. I wanted to give you your food. I don't know if you want...
Of course, of course. Would you like me to accompany you?
You are
Is everything okay?
Is everything okay?
What?
Yes, come here
What?
What?
Come here
Yo, I don't know who the fuck you think you are
Let you come with me
and my date with that sir off
Sir bass, tubled as APEC ass
I'm grabbing that fucking chain
I'm working it on your face
rotate buddy rotate
rotate bro rotate
rotate bro rotate
rotate
man
damn
shit shit
i think that man is over
love my date man
so loud
don't look at me
don't look at me
don't look at me
what are you doing all alone
No, it's not game!
Come on, come on!
Hey there, how you doing?
I'm good, I'm fine.
I'm Draco and nice to meet you.
What do I call you?
Um, is me called me a good girl, perhaps?
Okay, okay.
What's up, bro?
What do I need to do to be a good girl?
I'm just kidding, man.
I'm just kidding.
I get asked here, bro.
I get asked that that's really over. That's really a real person
Bro, my brother is probably not even screaming
I'm the host bro. I'm peeping out today. Yo, is he bothering you? Matter of fact here's a drink for you
Oh my God, you're like you shot it in my face.
Oh, you're good, Jesus.
All right, thank you, Jesus.
God, I don't know who this guy is.
What?
What do you mean?
God, I don't know who this guy is.
My name is Jesse.
I'm apologize.
OK, I'm kind of on a date right now.
We have Royale.
You can push him, brother.
You can push him, brother.
I'm a little bit angry.
I'm a little bit angry.
I'm a little bit angry.
Shut up, brother.
I'm a little bit angry.
I'm a little bit angry.
I'm a little bit angry.
I'm a little bit angry.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Bro, I'm the house.
She's like a president.
Jesse, are you done running from your fucking place?
There's somebody in the bathroom who's about to prison you.
Come here.
Yo Kyler, come here.
You got a big brain, okay?
You're gonna kill.
What's your name?
I was looking at my dick and he called her in.
And he accidentally called her Kyler.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I did not- what are you-
What the fuck?
I did not do anything!
I mean, I didn't- I mean, first off, I mean, I didn't do shit. I'm just hosting right now.
I'm peeping everybody's dates, you're serving drinks.
That's not my girl. That's not my girl. I'm sorry.
Atama.
What did you say?
Um...
Yeah, I mean, I mean, but this is known. This is known. I thought this is known.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I hope you're having fun. I just, I want you to know that any moment
you can just leave. Okay.
All right. Yeah, I'll let you know. I got you.
Okay.
FUCK!
The fuck?
The fucking spider!
Ben, I just hope you're having fun, alright?
Just, uh, tell me whenever you want to hang out, okay?
What the fuck!
Man!
What's wrong?
I don't know, the Mexican guy.
What's wrong with you?
It's a fucking spider!
It's just to just breathe, okay? Just breathe.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, there you go baby.
Alright, alright.
Okay, I'll see you later, okay?
Alright, see you later. Yeah, talk to you soon.
I need you.
I don't need you.
Okay.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
Just like that.
Oh, and then you now have the money.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yes, I am very ashamed down there.
You said you're from the UK?
I'm actually going to be in the UK soon for the Sidemen charity match.
I don't want to leave you all out there.
Or maybe you could come watch me play.
I'm sorry.
You can come watch me play.
So this guy just lied.
Yeah, they invited me. You can come watch me play.
Man, can you help me?
Yeah, of course. No. Consider it done.
You know what I'm saying? After this, I'll get your stuff and then you know, I'll get your...
Yeah, no, not my thing.
I'll get you in there and then you can watch me play.
I actually know anything about it.
No, but they just invited me but I've been training. I've been training. I've been training. Yeah, I've been training
I've been training for a couple months. I've been training.
And I'm like, yeah, this is my girl. This is my girl, you know?
If you want something to sniff, wait a second, actually.
Every time I go to this fucking guy, bro.
Go ahead, take a look.
I'm never doing this shit again, I deadass never want to do this shit again bro, like
genuinely bro this is genuine like, this is like wow bro, these are two real people,
wow.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, okay.
Come on, fucking.
Come on.
That's all you need to know.
Fucking cow.
I didn't know he was so important to you.
That's my man.
That's your right.
I'm sorry.
Hey, who? Who? Who's your man?
She just said,
Jake, come on.
I did not say he's a fucking cow.
I did not say he's a pedophile but I mean texting Millie Bobby Brown was just 13 saying I love you, he was a little weird
Yo, yo, come on dude
Ain't no defender, bruh
There's just a little way here, would you text a 13 year old saying I love you? Would you? I don't think so, I'm just saying, can I beee?
Well, but like, what is this halibut?
Yeah, I know it was a mistake.
Give this shit a good tip, man.
Don't run too fast.
Rotate, rotate, rotate.
Whoa.
Dude, that guy's crazy.
Where's my gun?
Oh, my God.
Yo, one more, bro.
You gotta break, you gotta break, just chill and rest for a little bit, bruh.
Come on, bruh.
Come on, bruh.
Yeah, come on, bruh.
You gotta chill, bruh.
Bro, Lord of Darkness, follow me, bruh.
Follow me.
Here. Here, bruh.
Come to the fucking bar, bro
Another bar bro just to stay in the bar
It's my hey hey guys, this is my friend a lord of darkness he wanted to talk to y'all and he wanted a drink as well
Good to hear I love you, man.
Look at all my yeets.
Hey, ladies, I'll have you know this guy's with me,
but we're having a homosexual date,
so you better not fuck with him.
I love that, man.
I love that.
I love that, bro.
I love that.
Go fight for it.
Fight for your man.
Fight for your man.
That's what I love to see.
Sit here.
I let these ratchet ass hoes talk to my fucker in the darkness.
So you've been in the back the hell off.
Oh, shit.
I'm familiar boyfriend.
Come in and have some room in this table over here.
Wow.
I'm about to get laid
I see some of your dance moves please.
And I can't believe this song is dead.
It doesn't sound like it.
Hey, hey, those are great clouds.
Also you're from Belgium, does that make you Belgian news?
It does, your Belgian news.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that.
appreciate
and
I got my boy
No, I just want to find a genuine connection with someone
Damn.
Yo bro, you're not gonna fucking talk to her like that man.
What's up with you bro?
Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's up?
Come on, what's up? What's up bro?
come on what's up what's up come on come on
come on come on come on come on
yeah come on man be training but don't fuck with women like that man
Oh fuck who am I like that?
I thought you said they were like very butterfly, I didn't know you was real like that.
Nah, that's me bro, come on bro.
Alright, nah, nah.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
Yeah, you know, I just want to make sure everybody's comfortable, that's my job as a host, you know what I mean?
So I'm sorry about that.
You know, I know you're just trying to find someone that you really love, that loves you for you, you know?
You have really big hearts.
But yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'll wait I'll wait until the next rotation. I'll just sub in for a little bit
But what's your name? Okay?
Oh, what's my name? Yeah, yeah, me me Jason. I mean, JC Jesse
No, I'm not in trouble. I'm not in trouble. I can't be in trouble because I'm I mean listen
There's no trouble because I'm not even trying to do anything
I'm just trying to make sure that you're good and make sure life is good. You know, I mean so
So far, who do you like who's been the most compatible with you?
him
So why did I kick him out?
Oh my god
Get your ass out of here. Come on.
Let the man in the middle of a bitch get between us.
Hey, thank you, bro.
You know what? She fucks with you.
Wait, where did you just call me?
I said you a bitch.
You a bitch.
You dressed like a bitch. You act like a bitch.
I'm gonna call you a bitch.
Call her a bitch too.
Nah, I don't do that. I don't do that, bro.
I think, you know, you're not gonna call her a...
That's woman.
You don't.
good all right yeah what the fuck you lucky you like that bro no I don't know
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I'll give you a pleasure.
You can leave it.
Thank you, sir.
Thanks.
Your next date is right over there.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh, wait a minute. What exactly are you?
I'm a cat. What are you?
Oh, right now I'm a hippo, but like, if you ask another day, I'd sell me a bit more
of a bag, you know?
So, are you a green pig?
I'm not a green pig.
What the FUCK?
Wait, can I get...
I'm just observing bro, I'm just observing, you know, making sure all the water, I'm not the waiter, no no no I'm just trying to make sure all the dates are good, no no no, I'm not, wait why is she being weird, it seems like y'all are having a grand time.
I don't know
That's weird
Oh
Fucking God no drink your protein eat all of your protein you got a girl too big and stronger
Yeah, nah, yeah.
Thank you very much.
I would love that. You seem like a very charming man.
Okay, hi there Zoyu!
What's wrong with you, mate? If you are hunting me down in the forest, then you're gonna pin me down.
This game brings the worst out of people.
you
Where's Raffle Gator, bro?
We gotta end this shit, man.
I'm deadass, we gotta-
Yo, Raffle Gator.
you doing bro hello what can I help you man we're gonna end this bro how many
more is there why what's going on what's the problem it's just the fuck are you
looking at it's just very beautiful okay
what's going on man I can help you so after this you know I feel like we should
get all the girls on stage and the girls pick which guy they like the most right
oh yeah yeah I think that I think that's the best right how many more rounds
we have room I've been peeping it everybody's um you know dates this has
been very yeah very like of course what do you think is the best that's not
Who's watching everything wait? You're not even the real waffle Gator
Hi, I'm talking about
Fuck you
Are you even a girl
Oh my god, bro.
Ruffle Gator, I just was talking to the wrong one.
Yeah, that's my clone. That guy just added me the other week.
Yeah, um, what's it called? I've been seeing some very interesting conversations,
very very interesting like dehumanizing things. How many room rounds do we have?
I think we have like five or six more rotates.
Excuse me, I'm so silent. Did I go that way or am I here?
Yo chop fuck yo hey yo yo yo pinhead over there pinhead over fucking there pinhead
God damn holy shit
Listen listen we gotta speed is all right. I can't handle this shit anymore. I just shit. It's fucking
All right, let's get that the end so we get every girl on stage and the girl picks
who they want
First of all, we're on global mice. Everyone can hear us. So let's go here
At the end everyone gets a form where they put their favorite their least favorite
And who they found the funniest and then we read them out loud so we everyone like kind of shit
Wait, that oh, I like that. This is why you're the host. This is why you're you're the best
Host bro, and I'm just sucks. I'm also the host, but you know
You're the host host.
But are you fun?
Yeah, I'm having a blast, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I mean, I've heard very interesting things.
Welcome to VRChat.
Yeah.
This is the game, huh?
So what's next for you in this pipeline?
What are you going to do in this game next?
What's your goal?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know.
It's it's all downhill from here, bro. That's all I'm gonna say this should be like
Joyfully weak and then never come back. That's my advice
Straight advice. It's worse
All right, Mr. Rubb, what's up? Take me. I mean to real me. I mean to replace that guy
You know
I do think you should know that like you're your homie that you brought like
Like three people haven't blocked in here because they don't like him very much
Okay, well, we'll just see on the form we'll just see
Yeah, I feel like he's been chill I feel like most like I've seen some chemistry between him and someone some people
I literally seen him over there drinking some mommy milk
He invited some random people into the instance that we don't know, which is really bad cuz they could be crashers or
He's weird? What did he do?
He did call the french girl a bitch and get blocked by her
I literally seen the fucking dinosaur
I seen a dinosaur guy call a girl
girl I thought that's how you have vtuber vr chatters gay
yeah you're probably right I'm sure I'll be good
it's gonna be great honestly he's awesome he's like it awesome it's gonna go great
oh they're rain oh okay okay yeah okay okay okay well
shame I look funny I look funny
bro said I'm defending a weirdo so I guess that same guy is not saying he's
gonna fuck every fucking girl fuck they know each other though bro what that
doesn't make it is still the same he's in character same as the other v2 vr
chatters I thought it was VR chat no it's not the same I literally seen him
I'm sucking all some other girls titties and it was fun bro, I thought it was VRChat!
Bro, it's VRChat!
Everybody getting freaky!
Is it that deep?
He's been blocked since before this lobby
Then then yeah, I mean if he's blocked in fuck it then he can't talk to people as block
My god, this is actually a perfect match
travel to
Stop stop doing that shit. Yeah, stop
Don't make this a fucking like
You make me giddy, you make me starving, is that it?
You're fine.
I'm not jumping around school.
I'm not feeling too good.
You were inviting me weird, bro.
Can we stop being 5-year-winners?
Please, bro.
Goddamn, man.
Yeah, it is.
I was poking me my belly.
I'm making this a Poggers chat, bro.
It doesn't work.
What's your name again?
What was your name again?
What was your wife's name?
I was using a pal.
Oh, yeah.
Your mom, it's like, uh...
I was using a pal.
Oh, yeah.
you're gonna hit your gun it's like uh
i'm gonna hit you
i hit my head
oh awesome
did he get fucking booted
oh you already got booted bro
where's yousif
i'm good i'm good
i don't fucking think
you're gonna get a fucking reiss
you look so like a sex worker
i'm very very loyal
and i for all
But Lord of Darkness is weird!
They don't know each other with those fucks!
Y'all picking chews, bro?
I'll explain to you
You can suck on this bad
I've literally seen nothing
He's just been funny
He's just matching the energy that's in this lobby. I haven't seen shit
I'll see you in a minute, bye-bye.
Here's the key.
Sorry, I have to go now.
Hello, it's your mom.
Yeah, are you the first person?
Wait, I'm coming here.
Who are you?
Speak some French, man.
You're not a fucking Frenchman.
Two more, bro.
Just wrap this shit up, man.
I
Oh, yeah, I'm not as sensitive as you are son.
Let's talk about it.
We're going to follow through.
No, it's okay. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm 20 feet. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
What's wrong? Are you scared?
No, no, no. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not.
What are you doing?
I'm not.
I'm not.
You can't do something like that in the air, huh?
Whoa!
So what's your name?
Adam's little, that's me.
Yeah, do we need the game, right?
Yeah, like soil, both of that.
Nice to meet you, Gabriel.
My name is...
My name is Deppy Drague.
Chosme.
I'm the dragon that's with you and that's me.
Yeah, I'm with you, too.
Ah!
That's just great.
I love you, Kay.
Are you dead?
What are you talking about?
I'm with you.
I don't think I'm gonna make you dirty.
I think I'm going to make you feel very quench.
I'm quench damage right?
That's groovy baby.
I love your whole outfit.
I think it would look better.
But it would look better.
You know what if I just...
No
Your age I go fucking eating bro. I know this might be a dumb question considering this name plate
But believe or not, I actually took away the name plate because I wanted to be a little bit more
Yeah
This dude's personality just changed bro, he's just not freaky anymore
Yeah, you're going brother.
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I don't want me to find love! I don't have time!
What do you mean you don't have time bro?
I was having a good conversation!
And you have more of a good conversation at the end bro!
We gotta get through this shit!
Excuse me, Mr. Jesson, where do I go next?
Over there, over there Muda.
What the fuck Muda?
Never mind, never mind.
Volker Volker.
okay but
it's good it's good
it's good it's good
Oh, this is like, you know, I just want to show stuff that everybody thinks I'm a weirdo, and everybody thinks I'm a weirdo, and I'm like, well, I'm not a weirdo.
But I've seen, but I've seen weirdo from people like you, I can't help myself.
Asansia...
Okay. I hope it can. I'm good to be like a weird...
I don't know if I'm being helped or something.
If I get a call from a weirdo, you know what they'd consider the other characters letting me know I'm not a terrible kid, but I'll say for this, be rude.
Oh, well, be true to yourself, man.
No, no, just say be rude and I'll stop okay?
Okay.
I can still get to you, it's not fucking me, it's not fucking me.
I
I
What's going on with your man?
I
Coast
You told me to skip while I was having the time of my fucking life asshole
Well, and you lost a room my time with that one fucking girl fuck you and why so where in this avatar big fuck
Well, this is a me. Why are y'all crawling on the fucking ground? Look bro. Listen, you know, there's gonna be plenty of talking at the end
All right, we're almost done. We got like two more rounds. It's gonna be good, bro
Like damn what a change I didn't change. It's just literally me
I mean, you took your clothes off.
Hey, listen, y'all, I have to tell you something, bro-to-bro.
What's up, bro?
That girl in the clothes behind you, genuinely, I love her.
And I can't even talk to her.
I genuinely, I can't even look at these other girls the same anymore.
I don't even want to talk to her.
You just told me that that girl, you like her.
You told me that girl, you were like cursing me because I was saying rotate.
No, fuck her.
I don't care about her.
i care about that all over there what about fanfan bro he told me he didn't have to say
fucking otter fanfan's a fucking otter and i know her that's fucking weird it's fucking weird
really hard it's fucking weird i mean i was doing all the plus ones and and i'm anabias i can't
even dude even if i didn't know fanfan i can't look at any girl the same after i talk to her
right here i genuinely love her with all my heart mr other will get her please report back
to HR in the backstage please okay well well so what about you fan fan who do you like the most
i don't know yet i was kind of waiting for my boyfriend but i i i met a game then found out i
might not be able to talk to him wait your boyfriend your boyfriend yeah shadow your
boyfriend's shadow yeah like like actual boyfriend no fucking shadow guy I
don't fucking know me believe you to you two just minus one all the time don't
you know no I don't bro fucking sure this is literally bro this is
It was literally me, bruh.
Dude, you actually do look like...
You kinda do... Wait, do you know Getter though?
You kinda do look like him.
Getter?
Yeah, get a job, you fucking loser.
You fucking loser.
Fucking job, bro.
Yuuuugh!
Yuuuugh!
Yuuuugh!
Yuuuugh!
Yuuugh!
Yo, Cora, get in here!
Over there lonely and shit!
Get in here, we're talking about life and shit!
Yeah, we're just vibing out.
Yeah, vibing out.
We need to find a way to get that girl and marry her.
Yeah, so look, so,
it's what we've been talking about.
So Guapo is in love with Mimi over there.
fan fans in love with shadow um and and yeah and yeah but what do you what do you
think any advice from up on everyone final routine that's routine guys I gotta
go back to my station I catch y'all I'll catch up in the last round okay
What about
I mean everybody this is the final round everybody get the memo you know me
I
Just fucking did not try to see your area, you know, Jesus, man
Pro yay
Suddenly I'm I get air
I
We got one more round
One more round and then all mingle mingle together. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great
horror
Horror, I mean, I mean, we'll see the vibes after yeah, but we'll definitely play horror for sure
Not maybe not tonight. Maybe not tonight. Maybe not today, but yeah, we'll definitely play for sure
All right have fun
Oh
Oh
Shit
What the fuck this guy's it is a cool dude in real life, bro. I'd be the only normal person here, bro
Hey, metaphor, let me get out of here!
I don't wanna go, yo.
I'm gonna get you a room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
I was fucking muted, bro.
I'm a very generous person.
I'm very generous.
I'm a very generous person.
Wait, where do you?
You can reach over there.
Goddamn it.
I was fucking muted.
I'm a weirdo.
Especially if you're a dancer.
Wait, what type of dancing do you do?
Here you go.
You're sitting there.
Oh, you know, just another, some flips and whatnot.
And this is kinda nice and flexible.
And just a little bit...
Oh my...
You know...
Yeah, I mean...
Nah, nah, fuck the crap.
Hey, you do?
Are you flexible though?
Sit down wherever you want me to be.
You can't force flexibility unless you want me to train you.
What the fuck?
right now we can start right now
I mean, you're touching me with it.
My bad.
My bad.
I'm good at handling a bat, but hey, you gotta also be willing to give that bat good.
I'm gonna, I'll give this bat the best.
The best?
You give the best?
Do you?
You never, you never mess somebody up to give a bat like me.
I'm not going to do that. I'm comfortable with this.
You just told me that's not like I'm just saying
Alright guys, everyone to the stage we're gonna get formed with everyone and we're gonna see what happens
Let's go man, let's go
Alright, so, you know Jason, since you, do you want to do the hosting stuff, do you want to read everyone's results afterwards?
Yeah, yeah, can I do that? That would be cool
Yeah, let me get
Let me get the stuff
Let me get the stuff to
All the results and then you'll just be able to read it out loud Jimmy
Can we can we maybe like easy for him to read so that he could just go through it and like easily be able to read it
bro I know how to read bro make it easy for me what the f**k
if you're one of your streamers I posted the stuff where you put in your favorite least favorite
etc in the big discord and Fiona I'm gonna DM it to you
everyone else?
bro I literally brought a jsyncos hold on bro
Mr. Everyone else is gonna message you guys. What's up Zoel?
Can I just say thank you to invite a fantastic time and it's been a it's been a hit.
You did really good Zoel. I'm glad you guys had fun.
I do want to thank you for freeing time in this. I did have an amazing time.
Dude, you guys are...
You invite me to every single one thing you ever do or hate or not.
What the...
Listen, if we do more events in the future I'd love to have you guys back.
I appreciate you guys. That's awesome.
my body forms okay cuz that's how we're gonna see if you guys have any matches
What's up?
Excuse me sir, if the girl don't pick me, can I do that?
Can I do that?
Sure, yeah.
What's up?
I'm sorry, I didn't make the form.
I didn't make the form. I didn't make the form.
Stop!
Stop, bro.
Jimmy, why?
We just got into the thought out.
Don't worry.
Thank you, Rufflegator. You're the girl.
Oh, shut up.
Ah, shut up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you don't know you gotta log in with Twitch, don't worry, we're not gonna see any Twitch again.
Well, Jimmy, go ahead and write it though.
Nice, pull the clothes, nice.
Ah, I'm back.
Back.
Yeah, look everybody filling out their forms. Hey y'all are the best man y'all the best
They're the best man. This a
My girl and guy
My favorite dates to watch
I
Like I like watching Zojo bro, cuz he's genuinely trying to find somebody
And girl favorite girl to watch
And then who's the least favorite my least favorite
My least favorite definitely use it when I say yeah every time I went to use this
What's your favorite color what's your favorite color, dude
Do you like my bat?
I didn't either.
Yo, put a turtle on me, yo.
I have a hoodie on, bro.
Put a turtle on me.
Put a fucking turtle on me.
Hi, dear.
Hi, dear.
Listen.
Get back now.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Oh, I do.
I have a virtual.
What the fuck is going on here?
The black lotus together?
That one's pretty new to me.
It's the most shit in the world.
I got to sit.
Bring it to the lobby.
What do I put for bringing to the lobby?
I got to sit.
I got to sit.
I got to sit.
I got to sit.
I got to sit.
I got to sit.
I got to sit.
Murder crumping bruh it's over man we can we can rest now we can rest now you
got fucked I saw you get fucked
I did that for you from me your friend from a succubi it would steal his soul
through hero I'll do anything for the whole
piece of fucking fraud cat how the fuck can you hear me you piece of fuck shit
i can't hear you put on a shirt bro what what you don't want me to take this off
bro no like something don't bro yeah now watch this
where the fuck did you spawn in from
Hihi hi hi hi!
Yo AJ, come on bro.
What's up?
Yo AJ what's up bro?
What's up man?
Come on, come on!
What's up bro?
Hiss, hiss, hiss!!
Hiss, hiss, hiss!!
Hiss, HISS, HISS!!
HISS, HISS, HISS!!
Oh
It's a whole lot of anime ass in this goddamn room
Yo, what up, bro
I
Don't
And biggest hell
Big as I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin
Was hosting
because if he was it there'd be no girls left for us, and I'm just being honest.
Are you okay?
And this is what you've been doing with me now.
Uh oh, not me now, I don't care you girls.
You know what I'm saying, you guys.
I don't care!
You know what I'm saying, you guys.
You'll be right back.
She can't.
She can't.
What's wrong with you, bro?
I thought you were supposed to come back.
He's shocked, I don't know how I'm gonna say...
He's shocked.
Okay, he's shocked.
I'll be real with you.
If he wasn't hosting, there'd be no girls from the process.
Dude, what is genuinely wrong with you?
We are in VR chat room. We are in VR chat
I'm waiting for the forms
play with her ears bro
uhhhh listen this guy with the ears
don't!
yeah not today was good
today was good
fucking spider keep
yeah what the fuck's going on
I
Know I
Good
Brother I promise you you're probably the most liked I'm gonna watch you're the most liked
Yeah, I was watching every girl's fucking you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You're the only one that didn't get like crazy freaky
I think we can watch your stage like they're playing through the game and they're playing through the game and they're playing through the game
Okay, okay, let's go backstage for a second
So cool, cool, cool
Okay, so on the top it'll tell you who was voted the best, the funniest, and any matches
I would save the matches for like towards the end so that you don't spoil it right off the bat
Okay
So I wouldn't read the matches out loud
Yeah
I linked in the group discord the results
Okay, yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, I got you
Okay
It tells you the name of the person who they picked as their best
Why they picked them as their best who they picked as their funniest and who they picked as the worst if you want to read those out loud
Okay. Yeah, I got you. Okay. Well, I gotta take my set and my headset enough. No
If you have like a program like go
if you have like a
It would you don't look you up with like a program to read it stuff on the side or no? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he did
I have much he could set it up for you so that you just have it on your screen you can read it off your screen
Oh, we have a fire. Wait, what can you do that or not?
Yeah, wait, what's gonna do real quick. Thank you ruffle gator. Thank you. No problem. No problem
Chat won't be able to see it
Wait, what's it going to be?
It's going to be on...
They can't see right?
I'm hiding this real quick.
I'm not downloading this shit.
I'm just going to do it like this.
It looks stupid as fuck.
I'm just going to do this.
I might drive you like.
I might drive separate.
I don't think I'm gonna stay that's why I would drive separate
I just don't know how you would scroll on this shit like easily.
Do you say where?
I'll vote it by.
Is he okay?
I'm doing stuff real quick yet.
How you been?
How's Cali?
Oh it's been good man.
It's been interesting.
Fuck no I do not.
I got the fuck out of there.
Why not dude?
I think you know.
He's good now though. I'm going to put this here.
Yeah, there's a demon stuck here by touching you.
Jeff on camera.
fun you did did you have fun yeah i shoulda like i should have smoked before i did this
yeah they're they're uh doing the forms right
wait i can't see this we're waiting for him to read the results
oh i see okay so then you smoke now fuck it fuck it
Don't listen to this sucky bitch she's trying to ruin your life
Yeah, oh my god, you just clicked on it. I'm looking at
I'm not touching anything. I'm looking at fucking Ben Pasternak in a bruise. What am I looking at bro?
Oh, wait, we'll put the controller down real quick.
Oh, yeah.
That's part of the thing.
What?
All right.
Like, can you zoom in for me?
OK.
To go out there and be key while you read the results.
I'm going to shout a Yeager.
I don't have a Yeager chat.
OK.
Whenever you're ready, just go on the stage.
I would read it.
I would just read, like, the favorites, least favorites.
You could read why if you want.
It's usually pretty funny especially when you read why they put least favorite because then it's just everyone's shit talking each other
They there's a why I don't see the why they're at least favorite. I don't even know if you can hear me. Oh shit
I hope you guys had fun. Yo, yo wait, I can see I can I can I can see like the best date leaderboard
But I don't see the reasons
Okay, okay
You just got a scroll down. I bet that
Uh-huh. I can see that. Yeah, perfect
You roll that'll be you rougher
My parents call me Rob. Okay, but
Everybody please
Please come around the stage, please come around the stage. Please everybody contestants players daters
First of all, I want to say big shout out to Raffle Gator
For set for setting this up y'all everybody clap clap everybody clap man. Yes
Hey
Listen, all right, so y'all went on a total of ten dates
I'm pretty sure and y'all met a lot of people and a lot of characters
Some of y'all were very compatible with each other and some of y'all were not but I have
The leaderboard from the forms y'all just submitted. Let's see who y'all are compatible with
Let's start with
The best date for the guys
guys with 8 total votes drumroll please
any any kind of words you want to say any any words
i'm gonna be honest i was extremely nervous and told to many of you all of
you i'm gonna be honest and um i had a great time
chatting with all of you and that made me feel really good about myself so
thank you very much hey man you're the fucking best man
wow you're the greatest bro thank you so we can make a lobby after this
romantic real quick
i got a caution idea for you you want to do it
Bring all the girls, bring all the girls on stage, make all of them explain why they chose Zoyle, and then have Zoyle say which one he picked.
Oh my god, I thought there was compatibility though. Is there not compatibility yet?
There's matches, there's matches. It's a good way to do it.
Since you got most of the girls, I think that's the best way to do it. You should do it that way.
I thought we were gonna do that at the end, but fuck it, we're doing it now.
Fuck it!
Amora, hey pull up man. I mean lady Amora
Amora oh
Amora, please explain why you chose oil as your best date
No
You were very funny
Just like they just kind of being a whore as their whole character
But it felt like you actually had a character and you kind of like
Like, banchard with me?
Whereas the rest of them just were like,
you tell me about yourself, you do this,
and it was like, you actually, we had like a back and forth
where I was like, a lot of other characters,
we did not have a back and forth.
So this is the next time I'm gonna say something to you.
You guys are charged.
Wow, okay.
Amore, stay on stage, next up, a fei VR.
You call us horus, not fack?
Hi.
So explain, explain, why'd you pick Zoyle?
Right
I felt like of everyone had the most eq very sweet intelligent
Was willing to talk on different topics besides like the bit of the character even though we got a lot of food
That didn't matter because the conversation was good
Conversation out of the front all right a Zuri nice
Very Zuri pink
to you that's right and you left a big impression on me because I really liked
your vibe I thought you were really sweet and sincere I really liked you and
you didn't go you when I pulled out the furry mom oh yeah that was a good time so
thank you put a model back on I actually enjoyed that one a lot more really
well I like this one a lot too but like they're both great thank you thank you
What a good fucking guy hey you'll be next up you've been you voted for Zoyle
Hey, I voted for you cuz yeah, you left a greater pressure on me
And also you seem very very cute very sweet. Oh, she's done for you, but I think she's nervous
Yeah, I want to draw you like I said
Yeah, I love to see you to draw me. I could draw you maybe that
Oh, okay. Like when you're French girls.
Yeah, yeah.
Next up, Sylvan, uh, wow, Jesus. Okay.
Wait, what do you mean, Jesus?
No, no, the French girls, the French girls, see, I was reacting to that.
Um, but yeah.
Um, Zoyle, to be honest, like it was getting towards the end of the night.
It's like as my social battery was kind of dying.
And I know, like, we're kind of like playing a bit, but you're very sweet.
Sweet and like I didn't really feel like a character. I felt like you're actually talking to me, which was really really sweet
Why does someone can say character bits?
There's no character
I said it didn't seem like you were playing a character or bit. It seems pretty genuine and you didn't get mad when I made
The three voted for joke you handed it really well, which made me laugh and I had to mute that so I got that can make me laugh
Of course me
Thanks
Yo, so normally my defence mechanism is to be really weird and disgusting but I've instantly
dropped that because you made me feel like nice enough to be me and just talk to you.
I was like she's really nice, I was just kind of tearing up.
Oh it was so lovely talking to you, I wouldn't like to talk about dinosaurs.
Yeah, so we talked about dinosaurs.
Wow, okay, that's sweet, wow, okay and fair fair.
I
Pick soil because we have sex and then you clean me up afterwards
Jesus oh my god
And last but not least cat mom voted for soil
I
Because I thought that we had insane chemistry
I want you to be my big burly hairy man that dominates me and is also my good boy sometimes
Some people drown oh
My god
One two three four five six seven eight girls lined up for you. You know you seem to be the man of the night, man
I'm a robot school. I'm a robot school. Oh my god
Even better, bro. You know what I mean?
Hey, let me a
Zojo it's time, bro
You got to leave with one. Okay. You can't be too selfish, right? So, oh, okay, so
Bro, this is very I didn't realize that
Who's the dickhead?
Who's the biggest dickhead?
Who's the dickhead?
You'll see later.
Oh shit.
Okay.
So wait, can I just ask a follow up question?
Did I just win because everyone else is a dickhead or like?
Wait.
No, you lost.
You lost.
You lost.
You lost.
You lost.
I like hanging out with you. It was very nice.
I got a question from a guy in the crowd.
Hey, answer!
What did the girls think of that A2 Guapo guy?
Ah, yeah, anyways. Hey, Zoyle, bro.
You'll get your time in a second.
Okay, this was very hard, and I had a lot of fantastic conversations with everyone here tonight.
And it wasn't enough time, and I'd love to talk to you all again.
again honestly it was a little fun but um I think the person with the most connection
with in a very short date was uh was you been oh shit oh my god you may kiss the
Hippo
Oh my god
Wow, you're fucking hero, man. All right
Yeah, what are you gonna do
All right, hey Zoyo and you been y'all can chill in the in the corner talk more
exchange VR chat usernames you know what I mean like really get to know each other
because this can be something amazing this could be something beautiful man
alright to the other ladies please go back in the crowd y'all's love lovers
is somewhere in the crowd
I
Alright, alright
What the fuck?
Alright for the second most votes of the best day
Goes to fan fan with four votes
Oh
Hey, come on
Okay, go ahead go ahead. Okay, and the people that voted for you
Where Lassie Volgarian visibly and heads up Lassie pull up to the stage and explain why you pick fan fan. Oh
Shit
me because he's better than me huh yeah I just I bounce on it and it juggles and
it just I bounce real high your tail is in my ass let me nothing to you know we
share something special you fuck my fucking heart
hey Bulgarian shit again they got some shit going on
and mr. Jason she picked somebody else man you talk about putting inside you
It sounds like you had sex with every fucking guy in the days.
Haha!
What the fuck?
You didn't even have sex with me!
Yeah bruh.
What?
You said that you were gonna put my skin inside you remember?
I killed myself and you don't pick on me.
Remember that?
Yeah I remember, I remember.
Are you gonna do it on stage now or?
You were the one.
You said you would do it on stage.
You fucking rarra!
Yo!
Did he fucking kill himself?
Yeah, well you have plenty of more options visibly man pull up
Calm me down.
No, I'm D'Ora.
D'Leontine, I did the switch for you.
Pause.
I did the switch for you.
Wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill, chill.
Pause, pause, pause.
Listen, we, I thought we had a connection.
See that guy over there?
He's a fucking loser.
Compared to me.
Shut up.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Sorry, sorry.
What?
I think I'm the real deal when it comes to people.
Even Jason was dancing with me, bro.
Was
All right, that's up last person
Really kill
I
Okay
Yeah, I'm gonna give you a redemption fan fan since you know you voted for Zoyle
You voted for Zoyle and Zoyle did not pick you
You know, maybe you can find a second date for the future. I mean you got some pretty good options
You may let every man in this room come inside you, but it only matters if you come.
I still love you, Batman.
You drive me.
No, no, no, I don't.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
I'll still forgive you.
If you let all these other losers go, we can make it work still.
He's such a man.
I'll still forgive you if you let all these other losers go
We can make it work still
He's just he's so much man for me to handle
I'm a lesbian for today
She said she was
What the f...
Hey man, GG's to y'all!
Wow, hey!
Great compatibility, y'all!
Great compatibility!
Wow.
Record? Wait, what?
Yeah, no, fan fan, definitely of age, y'all.
Definitely of age.
Okay!
The third best date.
I can't give this as well.
Desi Dragon with three votes.
Hey Gwapo, you next bro, trust me.
Desi.
Desi, congrats.
Three people voted for you.
The three that voted for you were
Soul Train, Turtwig, and Lord of Darkness.
Mementos Mori, please come on stage.
Please come on stage and explain.
you pick her that's me the soul train got good motherfucking reason why this queen
should be mine looks oh my oh it's her beauty damn I just wanna oh wow get
that's on that I want you to be my man forever
we can be considered forever hold you all right hey
Hey, that's a turd wig yo, that was a I got a boner right now just straight off that
Yeah
That was good
It was good girl. She already know we're gonna leave after this. Yeah, we're about to make some beautiful mix babies
You don't want oz right here. That's all bro. I'm young. I'm beautiful. I'm spry, you know
Yeah, so you choose me, you know, we gonna leave after this we gonna hang out. We got, you know, I'm saying yes
Yeah, that's all I gotta say Jesus
All right last but not least Lord of darkness voted for you
Very nice
Most days may explain your case
No, I don't know you
Yo, what's up?
I voted for Desi for two reasons because she called me daddy and she said and she said that I could call her princess
But she said that I have to spoiler and I don't know about that part. So I'll have to look into that
But I will leave Desi. Thank you
Great. Well, great
Well, Desi you have three great options here. You know me
The floor is yours. Yes
My little gangster stole my heart
I
Keep it fucking pushing wow, I'm surprised by that
All right, you've been
You were the fourth oh she oh she Jenny D, man
All right, um
So so I just match up everybody now
What you can do now is just a name the matches and then bring them on stage the rest of the matches that we have
All right, well these are the people that are most compatible with each other. This is everybody that match with each other
Hmm
Next up crumpets, please come on stage crumpet
Hello
C-c-cruppet!
Someone picked me?
C-cruppet, someone picked you, bro.
A bit.
Uh...
Is it like a joke, or they're gonna hit me or something?
Um...
Yeah, uh, no, no.
Tony Malone picked you, actually.
Tony fucking Malone.
Oh my god.
There's a man!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, my little ch-my little boy.
Please don't call me that it makes me uncomfortable.
My little, my big boy.
I'll take it, I guess.
Okay, I guess I'm gay now.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
True, and I'm married.
Wow.
I mean, yay.
What a beautiful man.
I live for the drama, baby.
Let's make out.
All right.
Oh, let's do it right here in front of everyone.
Yeah.
I
Love you
Well, hey congratulations, man. Y'all are a match made in heaven. Wow
I never imagined that I would end up as a homosexual, but oh well life life is crazy man trust life is crazy
All right, yeah, yeah, hey y'all get out of here make a kid or something there, okay?
Wow, okay, uh next up our next match Mimi, please come on stage. I'm gonna speed this up a little be me
All right Mimi
Maybe you know
Jax with a lot of great purse people, but one person voted for you. Okay first off. Who do you want it to be?
wait
I like everyone
I had an interesting conversation with Guava
Guava! You voted for Mimi! Get on stage!
Oh my god, he actually found love, holy shit.
Oh my god, she voted for him too!
I see it!
I see it!
Oh my god, that's actually...
This can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real.
Wow.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
I'm gonna have a better conversation.
This is great, man.
This is great.
This is great, man.
Um...
Like, like, when we're having this, we're believing this?
But...
Should we get out?
That's my wife.
Should we get out of here?
I
Right
Hey, well, can you scroll down a little?
Okay, okay. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yes
I got you. I got you. Um cat mom, please come on stage. All right
so you got one vote I can't so see who you voted for so I'm gonna ask you who
you think you had the best time with I already oh wait yeah you said so well
oh yeah I remember I forgot Zoio had eight women after him but um you got
the next best team. You safe! Get on stage man.
See I knew this was gonna happen. I knew this was gonna happen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait am I the only one? Yeah you're the only one.
You know what? Are you happy with this result cat mom? No, I don't even want you no more.
You ain't picking me, I don't even want you no more.
You know, I am very hurt, I had connections with other people, but Zoil made me believe
that he was going to choose me, and I feel misunderstood, and hurt by that, I can't believe
you would do that to me, you hurt my heart, I thought we had something, but that's okay,
I just go home alone.
No, I had a lot of connections tonight.
You're very lovely class. I hope you find what you're looking for.
You're a slut.
I understand.
Shut up, Lousy.
Okay, my bad sir. Be alone, babe.
Wow.
Alright, next up.
Visibly.
Please, come on.
Come on stage man. All right, brother. I
Don't know you like this choice, but um that Jimmy voted for you, bro, and that was your only vote man
Even though
This is weird. I thought he picked
Look at our connection, Jason.
Man, this is a bro thing.
You wouldn't get it.
Wow.
Yeah, I got you.
Yes.
You got it now.
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all look good together, man.
Don't make it weird.
Like, it was kind of like a bro thing.
Yeah, but I thought he picked fan fan.
I thought he picked fan fan.
Yeah.
I mean, but it's better.
I mean, he picked a bro.
So I appreciate it, bro.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, exactly.
I appreciate it, bro.
He picked a bro.
But let's get out of here, bro.
Hey, hey.
I like that, man.
I love that, man.
I love that for y'all, bro.
Maybe I'll get a little three-way going or some shit.
It better be put on it or you're gonna get the JFK treatment from me.
Wow.
Mr. President?
Oh my god.
Um...
You know what's a good way to end it here?
How should we do this?
Read everyone's least favorite and why they chose them as your least favorite.
And you can end it on that note.
I do it's a really good way to end it.
How about you take the floor for the last half?
Alright, I got you, I got you.
Alright, guys, I'm gonna read all of your least favorites.
And I'll tell you guys why people put you as the least favorite
One second. Yeah, we're gonna find out
Okay, sorry, I got on the image that jimmy sent me
First we've got amora. She voted laszies release favorite and then
Basically said me when I RP as a whore question mark
I
Vr voted the lord of darkness is the least favorite and said this person has mommy issues
I thought she was liking that shit
Stop doing a shit. It was short and that's why
Mimi voted for busy as release favorite and just put fuck busy and that's it
What does he do bro?
Who's that buddy?
Uzu put Guapo as her least favorite and said too short wow.
What?
Tell me.
Oh, I thought you meant he was too short.
I know I'm muddied.
Uzu put Keb mom as the least favorite and said I'm allergic to cats.
You've been put lord of darkness as the least favorite and gross.
I had to unblock him.
Please never invite him again.
So, Guapo, the pan-fan, as his least favorite, I do not like otters.
I'm really sorry about that, Fiona.
That's racist.
That's racist.
Mori, aka Soul Train, but still as least favorite, but slow, not funny.
So, an unbelievably slow-
Damn!
Oh, damn!
I think he even played with my dick, then I was a cuck, me me a bitch, our silk to lord
of darkness is the least favorite, said I'm mad at you love, I did a bit on him that I
couldn't hear me and then he got mad at me and didn't want to talk. He then got
tilted and tried to tell me to sit over and over again. Then he switched up and
was nice. I don't know. Perhaps he means well, but I was just trying to be funny.
Turwig put Jinx as the least favorite, left me alone with Diddy and stupid as
Jason made fun of me. Shadow put Lord of Darkness as the least favorite.
Yusuf put Uzi as the least favorite. She disrespected my best friend was the
reason. Um, Chad to, uh, Chad to, uh, Lassie Aker, Draco,
Moisbringer as the least favorite. He picked me up and used me
as a flashlight is the reason. Uh, James per lord of
darkness, the least favorite didn't want to come near me
until I did the six, seven names. Something is wrong with
this. Um, that's he put laser as the least favorite. No
click. Lord of darkness, but you've been as uh his least
This was my least favorite because the pension was awkward
Yeah, I bet laser play cat mom is the least favorite
I wasn't able to talk to her because I was invisible for her tragic
Bulgarian put that she dragon is the least favorite filthy tomato lover
Scan fan put guapo is the least favorite. Yes
Minus one we didn't have sex bro busy play cat mom is the least favorite
I mean furries heads up but that Jimmy is the least favorite held my husband hostage and finally
Zoil had fat Jimmy aka shadow as the least favorite
I might low-key be hedgehog racist and I think I fucked this one up. All right, we're all done man
Anything you want to say to finish this up? I mean that was beautiful man. I mean, you know, whoever didn't get paired up
I'm sorry. Y'all can go mingle or whatever
but uh yeah man after party at raffle gator's crib man we about to get laid let's go man
what a great fucking event let's fucking go man thanks for coming i appreciate it i hope you
guys had fun that was fun bro thank you for hosting all right all right you didn't do funniest
oh yeah I just wanted to say to everybody if I I love this event and
if I made you feel sad I'm so sorry and I didn't mean to and I love you so much
you all are very beautiful and handsome all right well shit man go ahead and
drop that portal raffle gator party let's go to the party
yo yo what's going on bro
yo what's like bro how how because because I'm doing the April lock in
challenge like deleted doordash and unsubscribed from that fat bitch yes you are
bro no okay you're saying bro do citrus moho season in two extra amount of
seasoning please but where's Mimi bro where's Mimi I'm supposed to meet up with
her out I was supposed to meet up with her outside but I had to put my order
I
30 piece game
Okay, thank you
My doing anything else this I gotta go to I gotta minus one but I gotta draw I gotta draw the palm strings there
Later bye. Oh shit. What'd you say?
Oh
Yeah, I'm probably gonna get out of here too.
Well, is there anything you want to do?
Um, shit.
I mean, what do you want to do?
We can play the horror game, we can chill, I can just show you worlds.
Whatever you want, whatever you want.
I'm gonna have a good time.
I mean
Let me just
How about this let's save the horror okay because we had a great day today great event on but I promise you okay
Pinky promise right here pinky promise
Pinky promise right there right there. I'm up. We're gonna play that horror game facts. We're gonna play that alright
I didn't I love this. I love this life
I love my body. I got six-pack eight-pack eight-pack as like this is this is really me
You know me
Yeah, no, this is me. This is me
But I see you see you
Yeah
But I'm gonna Coachella tomorrow you should pop out
Yeah, pop out pop out pop out at Coachella
Maybe maybe I
I am gonna explore for a bit so I'll be free if you want to hang out, okay?
All right. Hey, all right, bye Kara. It's good seeing you as always
Thanks to you, okay? I'll take you here. You know, I'm gonna take you
You know what I bring it in bring it in
Hope you had a fun time tonight. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right
All right, well, if you want to hang out,
I'll drive you to the house.
I'll drive you to the house.
I did, bro.
I can't.
That was so.
Oh, my God, bro.
A trip called me like twice just to check your phone, by the way.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God.
That was a lot, man.
That was like, that was a lot.
I'm leaving him close so it doesn't crash again
like yesterday.
Oh my God, bro.
Yo, woz.
Yo.
Woz, what is this?
Do you leave the key?
Oh my god, but this is where you left it oh my god
Oh my god.
Am I stupid?
Let me see that.
Oh my god.
You know what that vice that is?
What?
Oh the fucking...
That shit there.
What's going on?
you
you
you
You
That's crazy. The giveaway card got fucking stolen.
I'm not even trolling, bro.
They used a fucking flipping device?
I swear to God, I'm not, this is not stupid, but I swear to God, this is real stupid.
I swear to God this is real.
Why not the Maybag?
Wait, whoa!
Yeah.
The flipping device,
I would assume they can only use it when the key is near?
Like, well, I don't fucking know how they work,
but I mean, yeah, you have the Maybag key here and stuff.
That key was at the front door, like on the thing.
Is it just like cloning it?
I don't know, I don't understand it.
Call the cops?
I mean, Grif's on it already.
Grif's on it.
Grif's trying to figure out what it is.
He just added me to a Grif chat.
Bro, that's insane, bro.
That is insane.
On God.
I
Want God, I'm not trolling I'm I'm live they can hear you. You know me. You need me to meet
Dude, what's my fucking week, bro? Who said you that thing run? Oh, cuz it's just balcony. Yeah
this is like insane but it's actually like it's almost as scripted as like the dog showing up on the hotline
I swear to god no I'm not trolling like this is real bro it's like actually insane
what the actual fuck bro what is my life this week I'm so dead ass
good like to get the word out to maybe
maybe can um like somebody will see it or whatever
is there a plate like can you see the plate or anything
um for for the car yeah
no i mean i i think i have to play it's in it's in the pod
but i showed the car okay so then let me check that
And then I'll just report it, but yeah, I mean, obviously it's not your fault, like, you know, it's an accident, but yeah, this is just surreal.
That's like crazy.
I mean, all the times we always like talked about things like worrying about stuff at the house too.
And then like this of all, um, all right, let me, uh,
you gotta see the chat.
All right, um, all right, let me make some more calls. Let me tell, let me talk to them.
All right, can you post it though?
Okay, thank you.
All right.
Oh.
Man ...
I'm so sorry.
I know I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Well, I was just kidding.
fuck that I'm taking my cart of Coachella bro I'm driving bro hey I'm gonna drive
No, no, no, we're secure in the house, bro.
Bro, why is everything stealing shit from you, man?
What did I do?
What did I dead ass do, bro?
On everything I love, bro, like what did I dead ass do?
What did I do?
I genuinely don't know.
What did I do this week?
No, bro, blue, Ben is not God, bro.
It is not God, bro.
How is this happening to me?
Bad karma?
What did I do?
I didn't do anything!
Toodak, toodam, bro!
This is...
What is that, I shouldn't be like, what the fuck man?
I
Will post a play
Chat bro, if you see this car anywhere, bro, I
Swear to God. I am not lying and this is real and this is not a aim high script
Well, Mike the keys are right here gang the keys are right here
Look at the fucking keys so we use a fucking flipper and
Stole the car hold on hold on hold on I gotta see this job
Get the Android or some shit, bro. I gotta see yeah, I'm not here fucking print right now
I got it.
My shoe was brown, my god.
This is actually like, this might be the craziest shit that's happened.
Well,
this is the only craziest shit that has happened.
Well,
this is the only craziest shit that's happened.
W1 bro, W1 bro, no, all y'all are saying my fucks, it's not brawn though, he had the
footage, he had the camera close.
bro bro bro bro bro bro bro my car my car is fucking there thank god bro
So, they did ass! They did ass throw your car, bro! They did ass throw your car!
Bro, this shit is not funny!
This shit is not funny! Oh my fucking god!
Dude, let's do the actual fuck, bro.
So all the cars? No, no, no. All the cars are safe.
All our cars are good.
Bro.
Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
I'm trying to keep my composure.
I broke his throat.
Why are you laughing?
This is the worst week of my life!
Hey, fuck!
Bro, I was literally trying to block these higher times of life.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Bro, you're literally trying to block the entire time you're walking.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this month is actually the worst fucking month of my life.
And it's only been nine days.
It's only been nine fucking days!
Hey, come here.
Are you kidding me?
This is how they do it.
Oh my fucking god.
dead-ass what they did. Can they not do it to like expensive ass cars like why
would they do it to the fucking shunt I oh my god he has that device he has
that device
Oh my fucking god.
He has the device.
Look.
Bro, that's the same device.
I
Lacey on God on everything I love bro. I'm not fucking kidding. This is real bro
I swear to God. I all my dad's life. Oh my whole family's life
I don't know how the fuck the device works.
I don't know how the device works, but I don't know.
Maybe because the keys was near the door and it only works.
Are you, I don't know, are you telling me?
I swear to god I'm not trolling bro!
I'm not trolling!
Hello Jason, this is the car theft.
In order to find me, search for a clue under your door mat.
So like you couldn't do the maid back or whatever because you had the key up here?
Or like anything like that
That's what there's that is dead-ass and insane but I'm not tweet this shit
So they can find this so everybody could find the car
Never put it. No
Just see what grips them because first talking to people already well
Check under the doormat what do you mean under the doormat? Yeah, wait ears? Here's good. Hello Griff
I don't know what else to do.
I just don't want to be anything else.
And like, you know how like,
if you see someone do something and you feel like,
you know, take the time out of the talks and like,
know, you know, all like, we're gonna handle it.
I just don't want to see that you put your attention to it.
Okay. Okay.
I think, I mean,
I mean, also, not like,
I don't think that's right.
Yeah, true.
Could be worse. Yeah.
yeah it could be worse but still like I'm not gonna lie griff how do I put you
on speaker griff this has been the worst month of my life I actually think
though we're like I'm lucky stuff like griff first first off wait can I vent to
you real quick
footage of me losing the rick-eye in mr. Beast shoot boom start off the fucking
Nice cool whatever
Brobie bro versus mooda lose
What else what else what else what else there's more there's more I just can't I just can't okay um oh
Spotify leads I'm getting fucking stocked nice
Oh my fucking got valorant match get first-rounded. Oh my fucking god
Darla I backed into dollars car because I'm a fucking idiot. Yes. How much that was
I
Top oh, it is someone stole my fucking emblem
So it's stolen in a hundred fifty dollars
And then amen 30,000 sonata 2026 stolen stolen
Yeah, well hopefully Coachella, oh god, bro I'm scared to go to Coachella, I don't even
I don't want to say anything, bro.
Don't put it out there, don't put it out there.
Okay, all right, Griff.
All right, just keep me updated
because this is like the craziest shit ever,
the craziest shit ever in my life.
I got you.
You have bad luck with cars, it seems.
Tweet griff said not to tweet because of the police is handling it
Like they don't like they don't want other people like rushing to find the car you know I'm saying
It's gonna be a 10-mil banger if you tweet oh
My god, I could dead-ass get a tweet off the like bro my
bro my life have been so like all over the place and just shitty the least I
can get out of this is a couple fucking lights I get roll roll roll whoa I know
Gryff said not to tweety but
I found just the least hard and then like the people get mad that they see him and then fucking that guy gets attacked or hurt because
You sent him on a fucking wild chase for a car. You don't really give a fuck about so
So, it's better to just let Rick handle it and let him do his shit.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Thank you for the five.
I mean, he's right, but let me get another fucking voice in here.
Boy, thank you for the five, bro.
I know you advised me not, and Booge also advised me not to tweet,
but listen, my week has been shitty.
I told you about my week.
Listen, the least I can get out of this is some Twitter lights.
and Twitter likes. Maybe that'll spike some dopamine in my brain that I need right now.
Alright, cause right now-
Is it retoded?
Yes, right now it's just straight fucking darkness in despair.
I mean, if you- I mean go for it. If it makes you feel better, go for it.
Wait, did I ask?
If it makes you feel better, obviously I support you.
Hey, alright man! Alright, alright, alright, thank you, Graham.
You're handling all of this with sheer optimism, so I respect it.
Yeah, no, I try to put my best foot forward in every situation.
You're your choice.
Hey, got the fucking green light, bro.
Got the fucking green light, boys.
Dude, I'm dead at bro, bro
Motherfuckers really pulled up to the crib stole the car while I'm watching you see if
Riz fucking
Big titty girls on VR chat, bro. Well, I'm watching Lord of
Can you check if you're fine off your car shoulder? Oh my god. Oh my god
Wait, what there's no doubt vice that you can't do bro. That's not how it works
No, that's not worse
That's not worse. It's not bluetooth on the car like it doesn't that's not worse. Yeah, it's not it's bluetooth
I connected Bluetooth. Yeah, like Apple CarPlay. Yeah on Maps. I connected CarPlay
Oh my fucking god, I don't know what I'm saying.
Wait a minute. Help me, help me, help me, help me. How do I do that?
How do I do that? How do I do that?
Well, how do I do it please please stop please stop. I'm dead ass Apple Carplay
go to maps I have maps open now what I have maps open now what
Close it then close it and find my I'm looking I'll find my what do you mean close it
I'll get it show bro. I'll be the ass bro
What do I do? Oh
I don't want to be very bad, but that problem only pop is when the signal from phone's cars are hanging up from ours this game
Yeah, I don't see parked car girl. I don't see parked car at all
Yeah, it just locates me on it, made back, if I type in card of maps, it just says part
I can't wait till NMS makes a citizen's arrest on a poor 87-year-old grandma driving a red
him and that nobody or not bro listen I just need some likes bro that's all I mean
there I'm so excited to show y'all lost the fucking mood of boom I leveled up
my I'm I get excited to show y'all the car holy shit look at this bro like
Like look at these brunts so happy bro. I'm like dancing
Showing off the fucking car
The only good thing that happened this fucking week was I was able to give away a car
Where's the screenshot bro, where's the screenshot and I come
I
Put the vid and license plate on a tweet
That is
Is there a better screen shot here, bro?
Okay.
And do I put the video?
Oh my god, bro.
This is crazy here.
I need to download the video your dead ass like format life motherfucker got his lips
I'm still in
Well
pvm second
Put your twitch watermark at the pot broke
But I'm not putting a fucking twitch watermark brother. This is real life gang. I'm not trolling, bro
I'm not true.
Here it is in fucking 4k bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god bro.
What do the other one do?
Lacey, look at this shit.
This is what they do.
Two people come.
One is the driver or picked up doing something with the car.
The other person is holding some type of fucking device.
It's a mute jammer.
Bro, what type of rainbow succeeds?
Shit is dead!
Oh, that's dead ass fucking crazy.
What did he? Where?
Did he have fucking Amazon packages?
Okay, y'all not spam Arak, though, please.
Your day was course because of this.
Today I come to you guys with some amazing news.
Yesterday, I made a video called I Got Robbed about how I got robbed of my prized possession.
My Subaru Sambar.
Bro, I'm not what I want, okay someone explain to me what he did.
From New Waila, and Aiden, one of the people on the yard, or at the power warehouse where
I record my hard-working, old car fares.
Did he like, tweet it out?
Or?
Yeah, at least in Los Angeles.
Oh my god, he did tweet it out.
He did tweet it out.
Oh my god, he tweeted it.
Fucking ring light baby. That was like the check that that's like oh Jason. You're good to tweet, bro
Don't worry, bro. Get your Twitter likes. Okay, cuz maybe you know
You know even even though you had a horrible fucking week and everything's going to shit
At least you get a little bit of Twitter likes
Call him he's in China now
And the enda is made they have a blue included
Okay, okay, I mean I'm sure Griff can handle it because the card is not under my name
I think it's under Griff's
Ludwig is here, Ludwig is back, like genuinely what the fuck, bro.
Is this too long of a video on Twitter, bro?
I don't know how Twitter works, man.
Only video?
Well, I gotta show the license plate.
Or do I just,
put the plate in the comments?
I'll just type it, bro.
I'm an idiot.
They swap in plates, big bro.
So how the fuck, bro?
There's so many of these cars out in the world, bro.
I'm just gonna type it.
I'm just gonna type it.
All right, I was going to give away a 2026.
What were the specs on this car?
Why are y'all laughing, bro?
Yo, do you know this?
Do you know this, like what year the car was?
26.
26?
26, okay.
All right, thank you.
Year make model, yeah.
Vin?
Do you know, I was trying to make sure it was a,
No, we cares about the specs. That's how they can locate the car, bro. It's a 2026 or
This is genuinely fucking the same
Jove again security
I mean, I mean, yeah, no, I know it definitely is too late, but you see what Silky said?
What do you mean?
Okay, bro, the tweet already stopped.
I have losing my like every single minute that I don't post.
I was going to give away a 2026 Hyundai Sonata to my chat
I was going to give away 2026
I'm dead ass type of this right now. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass
W winners I was going to give away a 2026 young day Sonata is that is that is that the right car?
Hey bread
2026
You're probably the first person you could be three to type this out. Oh my god
We can see it's red
Stolen by
like it but it was stolen by two why say two like what do I say my two
but it was stolen Wow my two thugs my two thugs
fucking hooligans I like that word
but I was stolen by two hooligans
individuals
two winners fuck y'all
I didn't get where I read 20267
but I was stolen by two hooligans
what did Ludwig tweet bro
Ludwig Stolen Car tweet.
He didn't even say shit, bro.
Do I even say any? Do I even say...
Do I even say...
He didn't say the license plate or anything?
Do I even say the license plate?
No, I mean, I guess this is fine, bro.
I guess now again because I shouldn't encourage people to go find a car yet
don't try and find this car chat, but I'm just gonna try and get a fucking
like-manger out of this bag because this is just a horrible situation to be in
man. They might low-key be using Spotify can.
I
Yeah, I've seen that bro
I
Said for me this week sucks and do I add them this week sucks or do I just already found it?
No
And then I'll just reply with, should I reply with the license plate?
Should I be like this is the license plate I
Showed this is a license plate if if you see the car, please report to the police
Please do not try and make a citizen's arrest.
Please report too long fuck that.
not try to be a hero.
Oh shit.
What's the award if you get, if you find a car,
well if you get the car again you can have the car ok
now this is dead ass the most wild shit
I've seen it in my life
my life sucks dead ass
dead ass this week
this month
My life doesn't suck bro obviously it could be worse, but this week has been this month has been a very like
unlucky month for me
Multimillionaire, bro. I am blessed bro, but damn man. Yeah, damn how many unfortunate events do I?
Do I have to let you go through there?
Lost to Rekai.
And what else, what else?
Keep naming, bro.
Keep naming.
Keep naming.
Um.
Crashed.
Have to pay 8.5k in damages to Rekai.
to
Maybach Endo
Stolen
Like how's that we're like like that one is like the most like no no it's not even the most craziest one
Obviously the fucking car
Sawed off and stolen like yeah, what?
No way let me go in the timeline there.
Getting stalked through Spotify.
Have to pay 8.5k in damages to Darla's car.
Maybach emblem sword often stolen.
Like bro, what is this sentence?
Lose valorant
first round
knockout
first round loss in Val tournament
And that's my game bro
Force to fight the shade fuck you bro, bro V bro loss
Um, well, chopped, homie set a slur.
I mean, that was pretty bad too.
It was pretty disappointing when I see that man.
I don't know what I'm gonna end up doing.
I'm not broken on it at all.
That's, um, that's seeing me smoking weed.
Stolen car.
Bugs infested bugs
Oh my god, it fested me, oh my god, bro.
Bro, just let us keep going, bro.
We did see...
Bro, I thought when you meet, yay, you will never fail.
Brother I've only I've only been failing
Yeah, bro
Listen bro watching your stream right now bro like I know you're going through a lot of things bro
But it's not healthy to like look at all the negatives Jason. Yeah, look at the positives, bro
Let's think about let's think about positive things that happened this week. Fuck you fuck up
Adap died again. Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
You're done
Wait, what the fuck did he actually die again, bro
Is that us that's literally what the fuck is that what the fuck
Oh
To be fair that is that I'm going to dabs car for Coachella
Ggs to the baby
You're a crumb?
What do I hear, girl in house?
Who's that?
Oh, that's not Donald's voice, bro.
There's no way, cause Lacey's already in Palm Springs.
This month has been shit, man, dude, don't go.
This month has been shit for me, man.
Yo.
Are you trolling or not?
I swear to God, I mean.
I think that's not here now.
Shut the fuck up.
I swear.
I literally walked out of my room.
I don't want it.
with the car brother brother you you had footage of me but there's no you're not
trolling I swear to God and on your life on my life oh everybody everybody I
love life bro so you got a car yes give away the same day I fucking so I said
you know the neighbors from like months ago yes I know I heard about that I
I was like, it's probably the same people.
Probably, yeah.
You look stressed, man.
Dude, do you want to see my fucking failures of this month,
and it's only been nine days?
I lost a Rekai in Mr. Beast's video basketball.
Getting stuck through Spotify had to pay $8.5,000
in damages to Daulus car.
Madeback emblems sawed off and stolen.
Like, first of all, there's no way that's for real.
Brother, what, the Madeback one?
I have a video, I have a picture bro!
Look at this shit!
It's deadass sold off bro!
You can't yank that!
You can't yank that!
If they can yank it!
Some of them don't like you!
Yeah!
Bro verse bro lost and moved
Broken monitor or notar
Boss seen me smoking weed
Infested room of bugs stolen car
Damn!
You forgot to iron one bro!
Of brown shot
Fucking clicked on your ear like a fuck it. How do you lose a car?
You missed bitch
What do I add bro, I guess I I guess I
Like that's my fault. Is that my fault?
Well, I miss a guy like me.
There's a debt bro, there's a debt as my month so far.
What's this channel bro?
Did you delete the channel?
He deleted them because he didn't start anymore.
Hello bro, um, this war's meant would have made you lose your mind
Like that would have been the fucking cherry on top game
Maybe a couple of schools on tic-tac before I am on stream and go to Coach Oda.
I'm not going live, bro.
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
I'm driving, I did, I can't be assed, I'm going to drive, I'm not going to stop bro.
a driver please? Let me call the roof. I should have asked for one tonight. Hey, um, I know
this really left naturally. It's not possible for me to get a driver for tonight, huh? A driver?
Yeah, yeah, it's a drive to Palm Springs.
I don't want to leave my car here.
Oh, a driver to take your car there?
Yeah, it's a drive-by-there, yeah.
I mean, the only problem is, is like, if a driver took you with a driver car back...
Yeah, that wouldn't make sense, right?
I didn't drive.
Yeah, honestly, at that point, I would either... I could look into getting you a car service there, or...
Um, I mean I could drive I just wasn't planning on staying there cuz do you know if I have a ticket or not?
Oh, yeah, there's water that's the thing. It's like
Yeah, like if I have a place to stay and whatever like I can drop down there tonight, and then I'll just stay there
Yeah
like from one night to two if you gotta fuck it and figure it out I mean if the house is that big there's gonna be places to sleep.
You know I think we'll be chilling it's just I was not gonna go tomorrow if I don't have a class you know.
So I mean we'll see. Um I mean if anything I'll just drive and then if anything I mean it's not too bad of a drive if
anything I'll just drive back here and then go pick him up whenever he wants.
True. Or I get a driver or we get a driver for the way back so if anything I don't think
I'll drive tonight though. That's cool.
Are you sure?
Yeah. Unless you find somebody, I mean I'm going to drive up there anyway.
I can find someone, I can ask that our guy.
No, but then what?
Yeah.
Because then what?
He'll have to drive back.
I drive that guy back in my car tonight.
Yeah, it's not worth it.
I'll just drive the Mayback and then anything else.
Thank you
That's okay, I'll just because I already have a car
I mean I the reason why I want to drive is that I don't want his car this house, but um, we should we should
I'll tell you okay all right well keep your posted and let me ask them about a
pass for you worst case I think I could probably get you a production pass yeah
which what are you watching yes oh okay well then I'll text you about the
Okay
Okay
All right, but you want you can lock your car in with my car behind it
Yeah, I'm gonna move my car. We know no no no I'm not moving my car. I'm taking the car
Please don't wh- hey, I've seen a mother first aid, something bad is going to happen
at Coachella, bro, please, man.
That ass, please, bro, don't whist that on me, man.
Don't whist that on me, bro, please.
invincible is unfortunately
i know you're scared
are you ready to die?
15 and 3 rock
At least I get to watch the new episode on the drive there, bro, she has a world man
Jesus
All right, I'm not gonna I'm calling
I'm calling you, man.
I'm calling you, man.
I gotta go. I gotta drive.
I gotta catch up on this shit.
I might be live tomorrow.
Or I might be live Saturday.
Um, bro, there's...
There's no way.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, you know
Car did you steal Jason's car? I don't know what you're talking about, but yeah, I did tell him to get back
What's up fuck bro?
Yo bro don't ever pin a message like that ever again man.
Holy shit.
Oh my god bro.
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