jasontheween
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04-14-2026 · 5h 11m
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Just booted my stream yes, I know I am late
Know I'm late. That's on me chat. I apologize. I was working on some things, but we are here nonetheless
Okay, and I'm here to say we are doing a 10-hour stream
Minimum boys is gonna be a fucking movie today London very soon. We're gonna game all fucking night
You know that me farm XP go crazy
I'm saying I'm saying buddy today. It's almost done, bro
I used to boot about these times every single day back in Arlington. Okay, the early Buddha's, you know, that's it's a blessing
It's a bear is very much a blessing, but um my bad my bad. I know yesterday. I was like, yo
I'm booting up like 1212. Yeah, I like that. I'm sorry, but we are here man. We are fucking here late-night Buddha's better
I mean, you know better than nothing facts
You made us wait. Okay, who was in it bro? Who was in the chat? Just waitin, bro. Who is in the chat?
Just waiting, typing W's for like five hours
Mom they were five. Oh who gifted as well. Kobe. Kobe the fucking coach. Thank you very much
Thank you very very very very very very much
Nice hoodie appreciate you, bro. Have you
bros baldy I just showered chill man all right today's stream will consist of mad
content and link-licking it's gonna be a fucking movie of a string voice W vlog
who's seen the vlog though man type one in chat if you've seen the vlog
It was a great vlog seen north
Honestly the fact that it was handheld
My they were another five get it bro, it would be a lot better if it wasn't a hell
But hey bro, I was I was searching I was working bro. It's trying my best
I was trying my best
See north. Yeah, bro. North was
was fired bro what are you saying to me this is some freaky ass handheld better
yeah but it's less awkward with a cameraman you know cuz like now I got
to talk to everybody like this yo you see Sabrina Carpenter dude that she was so
fire like you know to me is weight is what is less awkward but uh yeah I seen
this edit already on my 4u page and I sent it to Ron sent it to Ron
Editing is the winning like a k-pop shit edit, eye contact, puppy emoji, possessive Jason,
acting cute again, showing his alpha side, Ron getting nervous, sits very close to Ron,
We're on trying to get Jason's attention.
Getting close, plus both getting nervous, brother.
What the fuck is this actually?
Oh my, bro, this is a grown man editing this, by the way.
Grown man.
I just dropped my fucking speaker.
God damn it, oh my toes.
you're mad nervous what the comments say he's low XP Jesus what the fuck is
wrong my neighbor bros see like he's funny shit dude I was chilling at the
crib yesterday and I heard fucking screaming outside go downstairs and do
My laundry I got upstairs. I hear Lacey
Screaming and Russell on the phone like I see drew my bro. What the fuck is going on like what like is he streaming?
Is he lying? He's like nah make and he's making a skit and I was like, okay, whatever
And this is what he was remaking. This guy is a kid
Hello
Hi there. Can you open this door, please? This is actually
99.9% accuracy or what?
I just want to make sure that everything's okay seems to be something going on
What do you mean? I don't know just figure out check on something. I
Don't know what you want man get out of my house
Open this
Where's your daughter man? Where's your daughter man? Who are you talking about?
Where's your nuts? Who's in there with you?
This is literally...
Look at your face, it shows minus 10k?
No shot.
Oh, if you don't leave...
Open this fucking door. Open this door or I'm breaking it fucking down. You understand me?
Leave my house. You don't...
Are you okay? Is everyone in this house okay?
Everyone's okay. What do you want?
One-on-one. And he looks like him, bro.
He looks exactly like this fucker
Bad acting
It is bad
I wonder how long it's sick brother sick definitely this is hours I was hearing of screaming for hours
Can you leave my house, please
Can you open this door please?
You have nothing to do with my house.
Can you leave my house?
You know what my name is?
I don't know who you are.
You don't belong to this neighborhood.
That's for sure.
This is my neighborhood though.
Russell, I can't hear you.
Yeah, I live there.
I don't know you.
He needs more emotion.
My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.
Open.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
90% ice.
It just went down.
He's reading the script. Yeah, I've seen it. I walked in today. I walked in today and I've seen
Paper right here. My name is Harry dressed in motherfucker
Open the door. This is my neighborhood
the fucking door
It's still good though
NOW!
Or I will fucking end you!
What are you saying?
I can't see the facts!
Open this fucking door!
I will fucking kill you!
This is great, straight line.
Address this?
Just what?
Jason and we, our cup got deleted.
I don't know what happened, bro.
My team didn't do shit.
My team, I didn't do shit.
All right, don't fucking start pointing fingers.
Okay, I do shit.
We do shit.
I didn't do shit.
Oh, elephant.
Throw him under the bus.
People got more mad at Ray than the creepy fuck spawn camping 18 year olds.
Park your real stream, man.
I've seen this, bro.
I've seen this.
I did see this, bro.
Didn't see this shit.
Host, I get what Saikunod was fucked up and why people are dogging on them.
But watching his friends of years that acted close to him, used him for their own
game when he was popular, run to throw him under the bus for a few
Why people say streamers are fake as fuck?
I mean, to be honest with you though,
if you wanna talk about fake,
brother Saikunou faked his entire personality.
Let alone faked a five year relationship
and none of his close friends
knew about this five year relationship.
Let alone that he was cheating
With five either other e-girls
You know what I mean that were like 19 and shit
So hey, I'm gonna say this bro
That way I broke because this was directed at about you break for sure was
That she's just gonna be hot bro
Cause she was just making a light joke man, she was making a little light joke, joke of
herself commenting on Saikunmo's post.
So I'm going to put my cape on and say that, why should she be obligated to stay loyal
to someone that lied to her for years?
Come on bro, it's facts.
Then he deleted it bro.
So then he got a quick hate form.
Boom, 20k likes and got out of there.
Like what?
You should have stood on it.
I don't know why he tweeted about posting shit for likes
that to cause you're close friends
and he did the same thing with that tweet.
Facts bro, if he really was like, damn,
Valkyrie bro, Valkyrie is really fake for this thing.
He would have texted out here and be like,
yo I don't appreciate this.
Like, but then he tweeted it.
So he literally, I mean that was mad hypocritical.
I'm gonna be honest bro.
Toast is one smart motherfucker, bro. You would think you would know, but any I
Don't know bro, and now everybody's getting fucking hayfarm
Bro, and I see no, no, I don't think that tweet was not directed towards me because I was never a cool friends with psych
Oh
Not the right for me. This is my fault brother. What I did bro. I didn't shit except
Copy a photo. It's like oh no, I didn't do
I just reacted to it like every other person
Jason the wind bro people really mad at me for
Say that you chop, bro, every you know if you call me chop everything there brother
I boot stream up
And I get called ugly, and I got a fucking bloat
I got a I got a D bloat because I'm a fat fucking wide-eyed to the south looking bitch
Retweet okay, come on y'all come on come on
It's like who know mobs
You slide in this year
Slyrical lemonade summer smash 2026 Chicago Illinois when is this June 12th
little Ozy Verge chief key squirrelish young lean blade playboy Cardi little
baby baby King plus more our black boy matches here too way where's he who is
under which line Friday on Saturday Sunday wait third day
I
Dabbo sound god Oh PBM they didn't put his full name issue for this full name and
Dabbo
Now that's crazy, bro
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. This is fire, but
Let me look at that old discography before before I
Hate it. Dabbo song
I
Come on, bro. Come on, man. Wait. Let me hear this. Let me hear the Davo evolution.
I
Did not even bet his dead ass good
He sounds like loan. Yeah, he does sound like no and he looks like loan too, bro
So honestly people might go because they think is long
But that that's crazy congrats a double man congrats the max as well am I going
If I if if I can get like some type of access to somewhere special
I'm gonna get straight to the point people like stations like he
Commences I wasn't no no one deserve to be bullied the rest
You ain't got psycho no motion. Hold on bro. Bro. I'm not 63 K. Yo in a day
63 K in a day
dude
He mugged me in lights. He mugged me in the pictures. He mugged my fucking flower earrings. I
Don't think I can get to 109 man. I don't think I can get I don't think I could do it
100k in a day
Nah man
Hey man, the comments understood the
What the?
Is this good art?
third the ween I love whatever the fuck is wrong with them hold on bro we're
low key some we're low key some roleplay we're pretty good at this shit man
Lacey as the other fat fuck yelling on the ring camera wrong as doctor
disrespect jason the ween as saikuno okay who's next bro check comments adapt as
l I need a cameraman that has creative vision
Experienced with music videos is passion about holding a camera and brand word full of Tom come on cool to work
Damn brothers this man best
Shootin man, it's his time
I'm a story telling I work on a channel
Why y'all linked me this like I need the camera man brother brother shit
I you want me to be the camera?
And what happened to trade right dead ass don't know what happened to trade
bro he oh my god he got deported
damn dead ass fuck no wait why would y'all lie to me bro are you retarded
wait am I just a gullible fuck one guy there stop saying one guy but it's the
Entire fucking chat. I thought he would you y'all said he's Canadian. He had to put it
I know that's a thing like you don't have your visa or work visa
Motherfuckers I just love you or kiss 10s. I mean, but I
Shut the fuck up fuck y'all this will complete you
One piece edit
send me an attack on time later.
OTV self-destructing cuz of this motherfucker and he probably laying down in his bed watching
anime with Cheeto dusting from all over his shirt.
Why do we still act like I'm a fat piece of shit, bro?
I am not Monty on Cheetos at night watching anime.
Well you are?
I literally called this way back when I was a fat chubby fuck.
I said, no matter how athletic I get,
no matter if I get a six-pack abs,
I will always get called fat.
I don't understand it at all.
You're bloated, athletic?
Hey, soon, bro, hey.
The explosiveness is literally loading.
It's loading right now.
I'm only 21, I'm just a baby.
I'm just a baby, yo.
I'm growing my my fast-twitch muscles is growing right now. It's developing lost to the guy
OTV OTV
OTV
I
Thought OTK was the the one that's crazy OTB here we go
Well, OTB is chilling man. It's just he's not even part of OTB right or or or is he?
OTK's basically gone
I don't know who this guy is, but...
Oh my god.
Half gone.
They need Bruce back.
They need Bruce back?
No.
They need to disband.
to do bro do of the year soon holy lark i'm not lark being not lark being but this is
from real mess sad um fernanda i think her name is fernanda not a lark man i also met
um martin i don't know y'all know the slushy noobs i met him like briefly i was like yo
Oh shit, what's up, decked him up.
He was with his girlfriend and yeah, he met briefly.
He said you were little.
He said you were little.
Are you dead ass?
Are you serious?
Well fuck it, let's box.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
How tall is he?
He wasn't even that much taller than me.
He didn't say it to my face.
Keep saying Aaron is a troll, bro. I thought you know, oh this is my
Never seen an anime black pill edit
Trash anime now. You're just trying to be different at ass
Your trash anime is crazy. Are you fucking dumb?
Chase didn't believe in a gas station clerk told him to make better life choices after asking for a beer.
You don't got no beer!
Make no choices!
Hey, you gonna tell me beer, man? You're the clerk!
Yo, he really got five on his throat? I've never noticed this.
Wait, there's a halo. What does this, what does this stand for?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, this is my fucking, just tell me I gotta make better life, this is a nigga.
Heav'nly chill, wait, wait, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is like, Heav'nly dirt.
That's his hood homie, for his homie, oh my god, fuck, no, I'm sorry, if it is.
If not then we gotta hit them though.
Oh fuck, bro.
God damn it.
First thing they say about me,
me peeing on the toilet seats.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys,
I fucking pee on the toilet seats.
I'm gonna be straight up.
That's, I'm not gonna deny it.
I pee on the fucking toilet seats, okay?
Listen, there's a reason for that?
The reason, yeah.
Yeah, the reason I pee on the toilet seat, listen, listen, listen.
At home?
My penis bro is like, for some reason bro, it's like, the fact that bro, I don't know how to explain it.
Oh god, he's the only god he doesn't clean it up for.
Bro!
I'm gonna be honest, let's use the toilet.
Get this in your attic.
Oh, he's not in a part.
I've done this at, I've done this at Cannata's house.
Pee here, here, here.
Sick of us!
Listen, my penis is straight up defected, I can't do anything about it.
He got that face Moses man. He got us he got us face Moses a
Lot of people are like small like I'm like walking around like you're really like Jason the wean, bro
He's like it's so tiny. Did you meet him? I?
Met him. Yeah, I talked to him for a bit. Yeah. Oh my god. Was he streaming?
No, I think he was meeting up with people
But I know that they were kind of streaming there's like some lore there like it's like allowed to stream
Makes sense probably like
Rule everybody would just be streaming
But I never claim to be tall though
Martin these 66 foot. That's not even that much tall. That's like a dad's height
I'm five eight. I'm not five six
Addressed this thing bro. I'm gonna click this shit and it's gonna be the VR chat brother the VR chat the height
It goes to my eyes, bro. This part they don't track
like
The fuck off my penis
I'm out of a height length any surgery man, just kidding. I don't need that shit
You saw you never outside
ever
It's just I wish I would have been at that fucking Paris show. Oh
You so fucking lucky matter of fact go to Paris and
motherfucking
Go to fashion week this summer
I'm gonna check your temp. I
Don't want to check it. I don't want to do that. I don't want to check your temp
That's all I want to do EDG versus Bruce you happen too much
Bruce you saw you never out what did Bruce do they're continue I thought they squashed the beef
the fight's going on last thing you don't see before waking up in a hospital motherfucker motherfucker
Motherfucker and protect
Damn, bro
I don't know what happened. Can I see a clue?
Never ending beef.
Come on, come on, straight in, straight in.
Come on, come on, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Come on!
You all hear his throat?
Oh yeah, nah, he's breaking his throat.
Holy shit.
Roll me away.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
No, no, no, no!
No!
I got it!
This is the world record!
What's the world record?
What's this website?
What's this what?
What's the world record?
He said nine.
Actually, she beat it.
Wrong guy, like 170, but I can clear a thousand.
67.com.
Uh, what the fuck did you just link in?
Oh my god
Is it this one?
Wait, what is my camera?
I don't know which one my camera is
I
Also don't know
Allow visiting my website
GG clone. Well, let me go. Let me go dark real quick, man. Boom. Allow out visiting the website
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hey, that's me right there.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Ew, what the fuck?
What are you doing?
I'm not trying to throw a strike.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hmm.
Shhhh!
Ahh!
Yeah!
Ah, ah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
NOOOOOO
What the fuck?
How am I so slow?
How am I so slow?
I'm tired
I'm tired, I'm tired
I'm tired
Oh my god, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm still standing up
You have to back up and get your hands in frame the whole time
Don't tense as much oh don't I was I was testing my body
They got a quick ID real school
I
Fucking chopped guy, bro. He's so chopped
Brian that boy mine
Day three hot cellar cool cool cool vibes. Wait, who do you who do they blow around?
Tarah yummy, okay, everybody push their Coachella picture. Damn. I should have took one, bro
That's Vinny
Jake
Then he made it into the collage
That's fire right there that fucking that's better that
Another Coachella another Coachella another Coachella that's Emily right there
Mill Millie
Me, me personally coachella down coachella down coachella down coachella coachella
Coachella coachella
Coachella
Coachella coachella disappeared just like poop
All right five scrolls is doing
I don't even say each other, I don't even wanna hear it bro.
We're gonna be back, text us, free things to burn and burn it down, there's gonna be one less heart in your love, I need one thing.
This guy's creeper's cause in vertical
You know what?
What's up?
I'm at Katie too, she's mad girl
Is it better that I know you?
I'll never be a professional chef
Sorry, could time in a better way than a stab in the side
Hi, this is my first real. I'm not famous. I have my followers. No professional setup. I just moved to Korea
All right, I'll try.
Here we go.
Okay, so back up, stand up.
and stand up but don't flex your arms so like so like do this or how should I do
it how should I do it so should I or wait does this count because Loki flopping
my arms this is good tech I feel like this is good tech if they do they
Did I count it or no?
Try again.
It doesn't work after we started.
GG's back, GG's safe.
Oh my- Oh no!
Oh my God!
How do I go far?
How do I just take the unit?
What?
I don't know.
Whoa!
What? Hello?
Hello?
Oh my God, bro.
What?
What?
too far so I got to sit then
boss you need perfect form who said back up it doesn't work on ugly motherfuckers
shield bro that's just mean the phone numbers are not allowed
I'll just do like a squat
Ah!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
No!
Can't do it, man.
I'll beat my record.
I'm done, man.
Why are you tensing?
So I can go faster.
Just got one just got three fifty six y'all tried this in your room are y'all
I'm trying to breath.
Beautiful, but it's a cap.
It's a cap.
Woo!
Woo!
I got 378, but I'm a D1 athlete.
What are you talking about, man?
He doesn't live in LA, chat.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
But, KSI Boxing Stream confirmed I will be sparring and I will be beating the living shit out
a KSI let's fucking go boys and yes I'm going full force last year hold on bro
last year I went to London but honestly I will I was far boasting that
I'll take him at the same time.
Bro, what?
Speed!
Look bro, look at this fucking chubby squirrel looking motherfucker, are you kidding me?
Come on bro, he don't want to see me now bro!
He don't want to see me now!
I'm still ass low-key.
I see what I never boxed before though.
Little punches.
Honestly I was scared to hurt Deji here.
That's why I wasn't going all out.
I realize when you spar a lot you kind of just go all out, but you can't be afraid to hurt the other opponent
That's the whole point of fucking headgear and shit. You know that?
So yeah
Cap you're tensing too much
Don't duck your just move your head back or step back
Boxing coaches, but I watched three not even a minute of this fucking video boxing coaches already spawned in
Oh my god, I'm not doing a 60 anything, bro.
Woo!
I might have to say retweet to this.
Imagine?
Okay.
All right, that's all right, bro, come here.
I'm a 30s fucking 6k!
Come on bro, we got a switch to topic he look mad hockey he has the best energy
Who's this when was I taking isn't this the girl that fanned out over black boy max?
wrong stream listen he's better than like
what is playing on my fucking speakers like what is that
Yeah, bro, my government, you guys know my fucking name.
He lost?
So he lost a Brovy Bro?
Alright, take your!
Where?
Down down!
Go ahead!
Ahhhh!
Rip that!
Rip that!
Rip me!
It's my lucky money!
you
You're the next I've been doing this for
Know I should stay away from
But it's gonna hurt me
I try and drive a night of sunshine
And let me leave
I'm not a father, but I'm not a father
I'm a father to you
You know I'm a father, but I'm not a father
I'm not a father, but I'm not a father
I'm not a father, but I'm not a father
I'm just a mess of shit
I'm just a mess of shit
So you're doing a big reggae scene, what are you doing?
I lost
I lost
I lost
I lost
You did a 670?
I don't know
Oh my god, wait
Oh my god, give me a 670, I could have beat that ball right now
Oh my god
Wait, there's no way it works.
What if you do the left and I do the right?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Ready?
Sweet.
let me get my...
no, no, no, move away!
you're doing this, you're doing this!
I'm not gonna kill you, son!
I'll be with you, son!
AHH! AHH! AHH!
Oh my god, it's working! It's working!
Why is it so slow?
It didn't work bro.
Wait, it's not even...
It didn't work, bro.
Oh my god, wait a minute. We can, we can, we can.
You gotta be quick, though. You gotta be quick.
It's hard, bro reset reset reset reset reset. What's the world record? I don't know just reset you good
You're gonna go first for me
You're gonna first
Okay, so you got it. It's gonna be at the frame. I think that's why
Okay, listen listen listen when you're done jump out jump three
Not bad. Not bad, dude. Not bad. Not bad, dude.
We gotta try again. Okay, this time I gotta just come out of the floor, maybe.
Oh, I got cross. I was good pace. Yeah, it was good pace.
All right. All right. So what did it? What did it?
What did it only? How many are you on?
380.
All right, let's make the change.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, god.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
Come on, let's get those two thresholds in.
Why don't we breathe?
Uh, yeah, I got a YouTube shorts.
I haven't been on this. I haven't never used YouTube shorts on this.
I want to go blind.
I don't even know what you're doing, but what's your name?
Elliot.
Elliot?
Come blind, I want to go to the operating room.
Come down, come down, come down.
Rest of the foot.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
But I say it's just one.
I'm not in this house, so...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, you ready?
You ready? Yeah.
I think I gotta get closer.
Okay, so I got a crouch.
I'm gonna jump out, bro.
No, I'm just, I think you just turn around and cover your arms.
so that they can't detect you, yeah?
And then try to move, ready?
OK.
Well, if you stand behind me, bro, and I crouch, OK?
You gotta get really close, though.
All right, go close.
You gotta go close.
Just run right when you're ready.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god! Oh my god! We're right there!
We're right there! We're right there!
380 bro! 380!
That's a good pace.
Fuck!
We gotta figure out breathing techniques.
There's breathing techniques for this.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Should I go first?
Yeah, yeah.
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
Oh, my back, kid.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
It's married.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Oh.
Just yelling help, you can push more six, sevens,
or is it less?
Definitely helps, bro.
Really?
What is it?
Is that, is it how old?
How did it own a fucking,
30, 80 is crazy.
He should must have registered more.
We gotta go Super Saiyan, man.
Okay, focus, focus, ready?
Focus.
Okay, I'm gonna go for as long as I can,
but if I feel it, I might just go all the way.
Okay, I'll be right back.
All right, here we go.
Should we get a... Do I need a song?
Oh, we get boost, we get boost, we get boost.
We get boost.
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Now we're moving to good
No way with 267's
Oh
How did someone get to 180,000 that's kind of that's kind of wait number 550 that's actually
Climbing look we got a lot of little words. You're sure no, no
That's max bro. We got to leave it on a good note. We got to climb it. We're gonna leave it on a fucking good
I swear guys. No, we're not beating that. We're not beating that shit
These are like
These are cheaters. Oh my god, they just went viral. No, I didn't know I think I think you just went viral
Dude said we got to climb that no we got to climb that we got to climb that bro
Wait, I can send up there goes my fucking
I
I'm not tired, I did not get tired, you slowed down.
Wait, we cleared Odeo though.
Oh my god, you might be the chosen one.
Wait, how do you get 27 fat?
Oh my god, my desk.
Why don't you push it?
What?
What?
I just see the song.
Wait, what is this based off of?
That's lifetime.
Wait.
No.
No.
Number 974.
Oh my god, wait, right here.
So, okay, the real one?
Maybe like Charlie Kirkley with 9.51.
I maybe like, I might be a reesey monkey.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, we're like right here.
600?
What's top 100?
Top 100 is 626.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
We gotta double our speed.
Wait, we have to double our fucking speed?
Oh my God.
Is that awesome?
I'm not even trolling.
We gotta double our-
I got tired there?
You solved it.
You solved it for me?
You would've got 600.
When I got tired?
I don't know if something even glitches for a second.
We lose one second of six, sevens.
That's true.
That is very true.
Okay, I'm gonna try one more.
Do you think tucking elbows, Chad?
Tucking elbows?
Tuck, wait, definitely.
Tuck elbows?
Tuck elbows.
Tuck elbows?
That's what we say.
Tuck elbows, no?
Yeah.
Tuck elbows?
Are you shocked?
I don't know.
You wanna start with these things, huh?
I don't know, fuck that one.
Hold on.
Oh, no, no, no.
No.
No.
No.
I'm ready.
I got you.
Oh, no, no, no.
But I should put a name, though.
Stumble, the weed.
No way.
No way.
Small and fast?
I know a lot about that, man.
I don't do this shit.
It's all I do.
She's in the book.
No.
No.
Recognize this.
Recognize me.
No.
No.
No. It's over.
No.
No.
I told you to get out of there, my phone is in my room.
Go grab it or we'll grab it, I'll wait.
All right, there you go.
No way.
Ugh.
Oh
What's up, ready
I'm out of luck
Yeah, we scored on you
What?
Did I do that?
No, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do that.
Bumbaklots!
Oh my gosh, you swiped at once!
Ah, we better.
Wait, it's broken.
It's broken.
Oh!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Tell me.
Tell me where to go.
Hold on.
No, show Toby this.
Show Toby this.
Ready here.
Get me on the screen.
Ready?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I lost it.
I lost it.
I lost it.
I lost it.
I don't know.
I tried catching it.
Well, it was a record. 480?
480.
Alright, tell me.
I'm about to do this.
I lost it.
20.
Let's make it a hundred.
I lost it.
I burned 40 before it started.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
My fucking hole I told me with the 50 get that man of his words
Oh my god.
He's got to leave something, cross the party?
Is this the rollout?
Is this the rollout?
What day is it today? Friday?
Thank you, Toby.
Oh my god, bro, we're climbing.
If you think about it in the last 20 minutes,
we went up over 100 every like 10 minutes.
That means we're bound for 600.
C920, my blur.
I don't have that anymore.
You don't look up, Kim?
No.
Oh my god.
But we're climbing right now, Jason.
Oh my god.
Jason, do you do better?
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
He had a zoom intake.
I'm gonna go crazy.
I'm gonna go crazy.
I'm gonna go crazy.
Come on, bro.
We can really do this.
I'm ready.
Bro, I could have gone farther if I just lost it, bro.
I actually, I lost it, bro.
I fucking sold.
I sold Chad.
No, you didn't, bro.
What you got?
Five, five, five.
That's top one.
Top one.
bro that's how to find the police because of how much we're six
what we do I don't know I just look at your cup
What'd you think about it?
I think you gotta show your hands.
You gotta like...
No, not the tap.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This shit's stressful, bro.
No, it's not bro.
I'm stressed bro, I might throw up.
Bro, bro, I think I need a shirt.
It might be registering the same color.
Ready?
Bro, the form tech is super close, yes.
Now, those talked.
And is it zoomed right now?
Yeah, it's zoomed.
It's pretty zoomed.
Holy nipple.
Wait, you didn't show your face, right?
I don't think so.
Wait, wait, do the Super Saiyan again.
But get it on the beach, or I'll swear to God,
it's going to get me crazy.
Ask the Super Saiyan.
Ask the Super Saiyan.
Ha, ha, ha!
You can just call this a Super Saiyan today.
The situation is in its place.
You can't try anything.
Just wait.
Oh my God!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
They were so close.
Oh my God, we got that.
It's right there.
It's right there.
It's right there.
Holy fuck.
250.
We're ranked 250.
Wait, we're 250 and you're 250 and 49?
Oh, wait, I mean, yeah, I guess, maybe.
We're top 250.
Camera's too big.
Maybe zoom it out.
Can we go to the center too?
Oh my God, actual 6'7 count.
Oh, okay.
6'7 count.
Oh my God, it's out of 6'7 count.
Oh my God, 6'7 count.
Okay.
oh shit guys the wrist doesn't work the six certainly detect it
maybe it's just random I guess there's some people on the side right now
this is state seven right thongies
Marlon just didn't got $9000.
Wait, Jason.
Are you following me?
Just listen.
No, no way is it gonna be...
No, it doesn't.
It's smart.
Wait, you gotta take the face first?
There you go.
Okay, okay, let's see here.
Ha ha ha.
I hate this song.
Faded?
I heard it somewhere.
What was it? It was pretty good.
Take it so well, it's not typical The iron in our house that we love is fine
His heart was on the best hands of our own I'll tell him to go and talk and cry
Well, I've been a daydream, always just made the same
Wait, the day is beautiful, can't y'all come and go?
I feel like I'm taking the path, I'm tired of your loss
Say you're better than everybody
You're the most beautiful, take it back to the time of the women
Come with me, come with me, come with me, come with me, come with me
Police are here! No!
You ruined my edit, sir.
Oh, you fucking got swatted or no?
No, you fucking...
We were six-seven!
We were six-seven!
You're too old, man!
Oh, my God.
You were six-seven, six-seven, two more.
We got swatted.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Alright, alright, alright, do we do no music?
Just straight straight me right, but actually you got this because I
If it's gonna take too long to pass low key. What do y'all think chat? I feel I should be one person
I think it should be one person, but for 600 you just can't slow down.
It's so long.
I'm going to try breathing patterns, what's the breathing pattern here, go.
him
It's actually tracking your nipples, I'm not even sure.
Wait, let me try one more.
It's tracking my nipples.
I'm gonna fucking burn, ask me a little bit about it.
I'm gonna go kill one more time, bro.
Who called for fight signs?
come on bro come the fuck on bro
Come on man.
Dude!
Dude.
All right, bro.
What are we doing with our lives?
About to break 600.
That's what we're fucking doing, bro.
What are we doing?
Maybe Twitter's right about us right now.
What is Twitter saying about us?
What are you gonna say to shit about this?
Well then, yo, why?
Did you talk to my eyes?
Alright, one last one, bro.
Wait.
The last dance.
Why's the audio not on here?
I'm glad you knew this.
Last dance.
What the fuck?
That's the super saiyan that's ascending at the super saiyan
You can just call this a super saiyan too
A sedation, a sedation, you can't use your hands
Just wait
And see what you can do
And it's the same guy that's still standing in the street
It's the same guy that's still standing
He's a mighty, mighty
I'm a mighty, mighty
I'm a mighty, mighty
I'm a mighty, mighty
I
Skipped a bunch
It jumped like 35 in a second. There's tech to this game.
Damn. So what was the highest that we got? 500 to the 5?
G-fucking-cheese.
Well, at least we got talk 250 and talk 300 something.
At least she looks sexy as fuck.
Dude, you're gonna break my foot, why'd you say that?
I don't know.
I'm dead.
It's the most hot.
Come on, come on.
What's that for?
You're sexy.
What's the body defect that's up out of you?
I don't know.
It's working out.
You gotta go scan.
I'm trying to find out, bro.
Go scan.
Dude, I've never got eyes coming in.
I've never seen my eyes before.
I forgot.
It is camera lighting, though.
I'll be honest with you.
I don't know why there's a knife.
I don't know why there's a knife.
Oh my god, look at that, look at that.
Oh my god.
Hold on we can make this light and we can go move.
Oh my god.
Hold on.
Oh my god, this is real.
Oh my god.
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
Don't move, don't move.
Flex it.
I can fix it.
No, no, just push me.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me change the lighting.
No no, stop sucking in.
Just flex it.
No you're sucking in.
There you go, there you go.
Hold on.
Oh my god, there's shit coming in though!
There's shit coming in though!
Oh my god, there's shit coming in!
God is it coming in though?
This is coming in though!
Nah, I just thought it was a lot, we're warm.
Alright, I'm going back to work.
That's nice, right?
Oh, I'm going to keep training until it's my 4 hour of the day.
That's right, it's in the way.
I'm going to play 4 hour of the day.
Oh!
You want to come to Compton with me or Jason you go?
Yeah, I don't know. We're trying to plan it before London no after
Yeah
Rice and curry bro, I
Can't leave the police got by the way
We called the police on a dude who showed up to this house was a stalker and they didn't show for two hours
and they held the guy hostage.
Someone called about us screaming
in 30 fucking seconds, the cop showed up here.
Yep, and then the cop was like,
the six, seven, trying to steal a thing?
Steal a thing, April 22nd and six,
basically called us fucking losers.
We walked out the house breathing hard as hell.
I'm half fucking naked, wrong like this, talking to the cops,
and looks like we just got done fucking.
Neighbors probably heard screaming.
We must have, hey, the cops must have seen us walk out
just like what the fuck is going on they probably turned on look you should have
told him that we were working on like only thing that we should have said we
were mid fucking we should have said I just finished in his ass I was that's
how I was screaming I let out my fucking guts yeah every beat was a fucking
I'm still.
No bro, no bro, no bro, I'm still streaming now.
Go back to work.
I'm going, where are you going?
Let's do boys, try to give me time, bro.
I'm actually trying to get it, okay.
All right, I'm going back to work.
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
Get your madder daddy ass out of here, bro.
Yo, uh, oh. Konnichiwa. Door shut. Are you fucking kidding me, Chuck?
Like, god damn, really. Get out of here. No, Chuck, don't be weird, bro. I have Chinese
friends and south korean friends and japanese friends and taiwanese friends and vietnamese
friends bro i could say that yo omairoa
damn chat lowkey my dintai fungus arrived at the door
Well, well, well, and my didn't have fun in the front door, but I should get it. We should call no one steals it
You'll get Adam I do you have a crush on me we should actually do that though we should fuck every beat
And then play like play like
No, we got to fuck to every beat and food
I'm just gonna pee again right here.
Oops.
Maybe you fuck too.
Every time you hear a beat, you just fuck.
No!
God, fucking damn!
Holy part timer.
Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
She looks like my mother's take.
You're okay, you wanna play?
Dude, that was a good workout, bro.
I don't want to be sexualized anymore, bro, VR chat.
Brother, brother, I didn't even sit down yet, I didn't even finish the calm, bro.
Did that's at least how you came back from a sneaky lane?
No!
I'm back, kid.
All right.
I'm back.
Are you?
Oh, how does that do?
It's been a while.
It's such a fucking...
you
you
you
you
you
Y'all don't live in L.A. now, bro.
Tomorrow, make it happen.
I bet. I bet.
Call her now, bro. Let's have some shit up.
What am I doing tomorrow? Shit. I don't have shit for tomorrow.
I don't have shit for tomorrow. I actually don't have shit until Monday.
So, let's see.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Turn around and you eat me here.
Know what I mean why?
What the fuck up?
Yo and I, I'm live Yo and I.
Hey.
How was Coachella?
How was the last day?
It was really good. It was very chill.
Oh that's nice. That's nice.
I was wondering, yo, what are you doing tomorrow?
You know, we're actually nothing. We're not doing nothing.
We should do a stream if you're down.
No. No, I'm kidding.
What the fuck did I do?
Yeah, no, cause I will.
Ah, you fucking...
Can we do tomorrow night?
Tomorrow night? Yeah, hell yeah.
Well, well, well, night time for a lot of people.
What's the plans?
Listen.
For a lot of work?
I don't know what the plan is.
We could, what should we do?
We should, I could pull up.
You give me a house tour and then, and then, and then.
We could do mad shit.
Hey, that's all we can do plan.
I'll do it.
I bet, I bet, I bet.
Okay, okay, we'll text, I bet.
Okay, see ya, bye everyone.
Peace, peace, peace.
That beat, bro.
Now we got some fucking,
now we got some content for tomorrow, man.
It's that easy, chat.
Sometimes, bro, you just gotta ask, W Yona.
Appreciate that, Yona.
Hey, bro, I can't lie Yonah it literally saw me and person was like the rough and rusty fuck with you
I'm like, I fuck with you. I've read rusty's too. Lots of other terms in a meet and greet snake was helping
Hold on me people resting less these terminal correct. Oh, hey star moving
Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day
Damn, your teeth are so yellow you made whitening strips look yellow
Bro, you know what someone told me? I've been drinking coffee
Wow, it's because the yellow whitened but my teeth been looking mad yellow
Okay
Holy
Do you brush I
Do brush
Coffee stains, bro. I've been drinking coffee for one fucking week, bro. There's no way
Do I get whitening strips chat?
That's normal. Oh, it's on my canine. You know, why canine so yellow? I gotta start
lossing. Look at my canine. Why are they, why are they so much yellower? Huh? They're
actually the same skin to my fucking skin.
Probs just need to get deep cleaning, but then I got to go to the dentist,
Dude, I haven't gone to the dentist since I haven't lived in Arlington, you know what
I mean?
Back to yellow, warm lighting.
Ew, barely.
You need to go to the dentist.
Are you a dentist stream?
I see what you're probably doing wrong, bro.
Yeah, any like, streamer dentists, I could go to the dentist, I could go to the dentist,
I'll see what I do wrong, bro
Yeah, any like a streamer Dennis I could go to the dentist on stream brown down
Cleaning my teeth string. Oh
My fucking God
Whoa, whoa, I'm dead ass text load ASAP
I'm dead ass woes. Let's get this shit going literally tomorrow
Honestly, I'll look say that cleaning my teeth string. Holy fucking shit
Oh
My god, I'm an actual dentist. I'm 30. I got you. What do you mean by that? I'm okay, bro
Are you in are you in Harlington, though?
Are you in all incident like how you did it first cinema stream incoming?
Hold on, bro. Let me refresh the rough and rusty for a bit of confidence. Thank you so much. I need this bill
Okay, my chat humbles me every single day. I just need a bit of a hey Jason. Hold on. Am I in?
Oh, hold on I gotta get a tweet in here though. Let me get a tweet, bro. Let me get a tweet in here
What should I tweet in here? What should I say? I need to find some lights real quick
Hello ladies
Oh
Brisbane yeah, you got a kill yourself
Guess this must this a psychunos comment, bro. What's your type in the girl boba sore ass comment fuck dude
My XP is love
I was looking to gain XP in Navarro, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Slow, I mean low, I mean low.
Just say hi.
You are a quorum.
Sup, guys.
Alright, well, okay.
Dragon it. Hold on. Welcome. Dadadad Jason.
Nah, look who's calling me. Dadaddo.
What the fuck? What the fuck? 14?
Ah, we got this shit right there.
I
Got this guy's toast
Oh my god, my boys is in the ashton doing
Tumbling back with the tour karate kicking high no my inner six will eventually doing the most
Dead ass though, bro dead ass though
She's just literally retweeted her own comment
Yo, what bro, why don't let it cut your recovery didn't do anything
I
Isn't Jason's post more a Jeb psychone scrunchie than I was actually which one I don't I think these poggies are
Only ones who make his parents the talking point of this mad project is going facts, bro. Yes. I was not calling him
ugly
You know if the shoe fits wear it, but I was more
Mocking the fact that he was 30 14
posting
My favorite type of the girl is a bulls***
More make fun of Jason and weenie elix every day and send me 34 year old man. Can't have critics
Say on God he met the go so this is your go
We all got different goats, man. I don't want to judge, bro.
New Gen? I don't get this, though. What do you mean by New Gen?
What does that mean? Like, what? Cause...
What does that mean? Cause you met her?
Oh, I did meet, bro. Oh my god, I won a...
Oh yeah, I remember that, bro. I remember.
J.
Fucking bastard.
You're right.
Oh, I called him...
I called him chop and old.
Okay?
Hey, why did he fucking blur my name out?
This guy's toes when you ask an old woman to pray to you in front of a camel instead of
We
Wait a fucking second yo be no with the 25
What the fuck am I? What is this?
Ziggy can of a cam of doom
It's someone tell me the consequences of this why don't you why me whose camera is this?
Capone 35 gifted. Um, so wait wrap wait wrap is in YBG's room. YBG brings Iosami
Wait, okay. What happens when my VG start getting freaky with Alzami and Yugi under the
fucking sheath's sergeants, filming under the sheath? What actually happens, bro?
What are y'all doing?
Am I tripping? Hold on. Hold on. I think I might be tripping.
I
Was talking about being horsemen
W. J. So how facts
They're not as valid April I think I'm sure there but they're tripping even more for it, you know
Hey, Bobby. Do you do a little do his thing?
Yeah, what is this?
First of all who asked?
secondly
Who asked?
Third of all, okay. Bye. Have a good day, but like who ah she should have hit one of these bro
Do you know no one asked just leave?
Dude, she should have hit one of these
I would have been behind there like
Jackson Wayne comment on Jason's third front. Wait, Jackson Wayne is kind of dirty. Wait, what the?
This is fucking real bad.
What the fuck affairs bro, you know he want that petite little butt
She got hate and hopped on Twitter to flex her car
That was that was before it's we know that was before I feel like
It's a boss move though she did after
Capone with the Five Gifted. Let's go.
Chatting in the names, equal meaning and fat. Yep. Yep.
So, Capone with the Five, Met Jenny.
Oh, what's the list? What's the list, chat? Who got the list?
Met Jenny, Met North, Met, a pair of cells in Met I Spice.
I spiced Matt that wasn't on camera on Matt Jason Lee stats Jason Lee stats been
been forming and impressions though bro WJC me says every celebrity that Jason
Lee met okay yeah met Jake Jenny met Cat's Eye Manor met Cat's Eye Sophia met
Cat's Eyes Laura, Met Malcolm Top, Met Northwest, Met Big Sean, Met LaRae, Met The Hostessers,
Met Sebastian Fernandez, Met Yana, Met Sophie Rank, Met Tariyami, Met Mindy, Met India, Met
Katy Fane. There's some people, Manon, Manon, uh, met some people other than that, like Paris Hilton,
Oh met mad people met a dad man. Hello people
Met Martin, you know I'm saying are you actually down to do this?
No
Jason go bro, what is going to the hood though like it does that consist of like
Like we actually go to the hood or we just like lark being you know what I mean
Content I've been a content before
You doing push-ups game happily bro
Hey happily brother someone get tell me get on the ground and start doing push-ups or start singing just a Bieber
start singing beauty in a beat
She will be.
I'm moving down!
We move it!
We get behind it, we get behind it!
We get behind it!
We get behind it!
We get behind it!
Hey!
Oh shit!
What are you talking about bro, you spam your own emoji in the chat.
Alright bro, let's game man.
Why is he at the road?
How many last dances?
Oh, I'm on the table by the G. Doe
He's too busy fucking risen out of any
Fucking God
Bonnie
I'm party is this the OCS house
But they're dead ass in a B&B throwing a fucking party
seven days a week
this is a movie chat
Oh
Simply oh, I know simply bro
No, this is good. Yes. He look he moves like woes low key
After each we're for last year on the region. So we'll do RP games. Oh
Rp. Oh, RP. Yeah, but when GTA 6 comes out, bro, I'm down. I'm dead ass
I'm down RP
I'm down RP. I like to RP. I do like to RP. So never
GTA 6 is coming out soon, bro. Bro be your record
Brother I've seen this already
All right, man, let's see we got any reacts, bro. They don't have any game. Here we go. Here we go
We have any reacts
The people in the school on our foot
Letting 8, 8, 833,000 people at my home where, wait this ass might be a fucking genius idea.
Idea just sparked in my fucking, hold on a sec.
I'm about to share Google Bout with you.
Let's do a collab Google Bout real quick.
see what happens. Here we go. Jason the wing X NMS doc slurfest bro my
comment is not like that bro. What are y'all saying? Share? GG's? Alright let's see let's
Anyone with the link not the best idea
Pin pin pin pin pin
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go boys. Here we go
Now do I risk getting full screen or no full screen here we go. Here we go. I'll start first
This is Jason smile
Crashed oh my god, bro
Crash already look at the copy bar, though. What do you mean crashed? No edit firms? Oh
Oh, no edit firms my bad. Okay, this is the this is the actual this is the actual it's the actual
All right here here we go Jack here we go here we go
Unavailable, who a crashed need edit firms
Okay, okay, all right, all right
right uh
he
Like why do I think y'all
I was really dumb, like dead ass, that's just not...
Like I'm not dumb.
Like why is that like the...
And then someone just promote his Twitch, bro.
What did you expect?
I thought...
I thought he would...
Kaho?
Kaho?
I didn't know if he knew anything.
He's kidding you?
Did he see versus me on boxing?
No way.
No, I didn't!
I can't hit the pads when it's time to really step in.
Kaho!
Bro, Kaho, I gotta make my own Kaho.
Kaho, before I car?
for a car. Okay, so who got a clue for me, bro? Discover? So I'm probably already made
one. Comedy night? I don't even leave my email like 50 million thousand trillion times.
That is not my main video.
Search public content?
I swear I had one before.
Just the ethnicity?
Bro, am I in this shit?
Jason and me, right there?
NMS
I have one bro go back are you blind oh?
All right chat here we go
Host live we got a crazy cohort night boys
Let's fucking do this and then we're doing on
Comedy night. Let's do a community night boys. We got a fucking community night
This is outdated as fuck.
Hey, so be it, man.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Winner gets a fucking car.
I don't know what the questions could be here.
Wait, max 44 upgrade?
Oh my god, bro
Okay, I'm about to upgrade shit. I'm about to upgrade. I'm about to upgrade. It's $12
Why does this shit say
Bitch are you fucking kidding me? I can only buy a yearly plan
Oh my god, annual billing, you fucking scamming piece of shit, whatever, I'll do it for y'all.
Piece of shit, fucking websites, scamming piece of shit, shitty ass websites, anything.
I
Plan is ready here we go
Subscription payment
You can cancel it after yeah, but it charges me it charges me already boom Jason and we quiz
host live winner gets
winner gets a
Winner gets VIP. Let's go!
Winner gets to make back. Let's fucking do this, man.
Waiting for participants. Let's go.
Hey! We won!
Participant limit reached.
Come who plus upgrade upgrade one again
Nah, bro, I'm maxed out to upgrade all right. Where am I front chat?
Where am I from am I from Arlington, Texas come on, bro, you don't get this your trash
You don't get is your you could get 2,000 people or did I ask wait you could get 2,000 people
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, where
up to 200. All right, how do I do this? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now we know the question.
Shut the fuck up, man. All right. Um, how do I...
I'm a fucking fat piece of fucking bitch, dude. It said upgrade where?
where where where where at the bottom when it maxes out okay okay
2,000 limit here you go how much I just spent $108 you can do it per month I just checked
how how how how how how how how wait wait how how how how how how how how how at the
bottom yeah 500 fucking dollars are you crazy I already paid yeah 500 up set on
this school um where's the subscriptions that upgrade alright see all plans by now
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I saw I saw I saw it upgrade
Wait am I fucking spit burst out upgrade
See all plans monthly. Holy shit. I just wasted a hundred fifty dollars is dead ass
nice we're in
refund yeah we go check
Hey, alrighty, wait, why does it say 2 out of 20?
The fuck?
Y'all literally seen me upgrade.
No, you're not gonna do this to me, you son of a fucking bitch.
BE UGRE!
No, you're not gonna do this to me, cuz you son of a fucking bitch.
You fucking- wait, okay, I'm buying it again.
Nearly there?
Activating new subscription?
I didn't have it in a few seconds, please wait is gold the one that I want
No gold is not the one that I want I want the one max
Let's I
I'm literally pressed by now
It's the quiz
The quiz has a limit
Re-logging it shouldn't be the quiz
Man is subscription upgrade now
Upgrade. Oh my god, you know it is. I probably I
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Credit card of doom
Yeah, yeah, can y'all see the credit card information through my pupils or no?
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current plan goal new plan go one monthly billing home by now the quiz is not
good enough to be doing on this you fucking sit back and you wait like the
good boy that you are
Just make one just do comment first to play after no no I fixed it I think I've got it
I think I got it. Here we go.
It says up to 200. It's actually the fucking quiz bro. I'm a fat chud dude.
I was just doing shit. Fuck! Bro, I'm not an idiot bro.
We got it we got it in there get in there I want to see our I want to see the questions
do one not about yourself wait let's do this first time zones bro WTF I don't
know if that's how that works man where is Jason from here we go y'all am I from
Arlington Texas Houston Texas that China the fuck
Outer space
Who are these people bro get out of my chat
So day GG in first place Kalima double a flexor and Justin
Where did Jason first day start making content?
Instagram, Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, only fans, bro.
Wait, what was the answer?
It was TikTok, bro.
I actually ain't scared.
It's not OF, bro.
It's TikTok.
Who is Jason on a date with April?
Okay.
What the fuck is this quiz, bro?
Who made this shit?
Hey, Poo, 19?
Who the fuck?
I breathe.
Cool.
How the fuck did y'all memorize?
How did y'all know how did y'all know that?
First place Justin that boy that boy's moving right now griff my fucking manager
What is Jason's favorite color now y'all not gonna get this
Hey, y'all not getting this
yellow what the fuck is wrong with y'all blue yes it's blue it's blue Justin
okay okay okay y'all are cheating y'all y'all literally have the other quiz pulled
up bro um top three yeah and I got cheated bro I'm out here bro sorry sorry y'all are
hackers y'all literally just instantly pick every fucking cheaters and then we got Joe L and D
I know they're mad as fuck
I don't remember ever making this quiz with it bro
This quiz is awesome!
Vinny!
First place.
What does Jason cause, dad?
This is literally the easiest shit ever.
Daddy, pa or papa?
Which has a glow mic and calling your dad daddy.
Like is that appropriate?
Is that normal?
That is the answer.
Hold on V and forever the D.
It's moving up on a little girl. Let's see who's gonna get
The IP and I may back how many relationships I Jason bad. Okay. This is old
This is old
Yes
What ethnicity am I but it's shit like a autobiography. Oh fuck my bad. My bad. Oh my god. Oh my god. I sold I sold y'all
Oh my god, I just sold I just sold them bro. I'm sorry
Well April 12 2024 which girl did Jason go like bro, what the fuck are these quizzes?
What are these questions April 12 2024?
What the fuck I
Don't even remember
This is when I was on my side Kuno shit, but what I was 18. I was actually
Who was Jason's first streamer friend
I don't know this mixed answers
Rod was my first streamer friend on Valorant Vinny cheating?
Bro Vinny is not cheating, he's not cheating.
He's not cheating.
Cause if he was cheating like, he just, he just, he is?
How's he cheating?
When's my birthday chat?
I need to answer it all.
Birthday?
May 9th, yes that's my birthday man.
Dang that boy Ginny moving though.
Who on the pair of socials bro?
What the fuck? I don't know the...
Oh my god, bro.
Wow, I did a pair of social media. That is like...
This is like crazy sharing.
Dude, these guys are staying on the leaderboard, man.
What was Jason's old Twitter's name?
That was, remove the IE, I'll move it.
Oh
Vinnie down dude y'all say that Vinnie's cheating
Who did Jason do a
I literally said it today, I literally said it today, I literally said it today, I literally
said it today.
Don't troll, bro.
Answer not on the screen.
Yes, it is, bro.
Don't troll, bro.
Answer not on the screen, yes it is, bro.
I'm 5A!
I'm 5A!
When did Jason start streaming consistently?
I don't know. I think I know this answer.
You can't lie, bro. This is hard.
I barely know this one. I barely know this one.
Never, this guy says.
Zach, bro, you're a short stock dude.
Don't ever say that, man.
August 2022.
What was my first TikTok username?
Weeemoney Snapper!
Yes, that's where NMS came from.
First ever TikTok name.
that's my first ever tiktok and I got bash it's any gutter when was Emily black
how the fuck I remember this how do you I don't fucking know bro a sad day this
this was the worst day of my life and the winner is Vinny third place the
second place and the winner is Joe all right who is this bro I'm on you man
No, who is this? I'm watching you
How the fuck am I supposed to how the fuck am I supposed to
And that's enough of that bro, that's enough of that
Whoo! Great fucking time to be alive, man!
That's me on God.
Can you not put that on God, bro? That's weird.
W500 segment? Wow. Wow, bro.
Wait, DDG bat a box, neon?
I actually am kind of interested.
I'm gonna hop on comedy night.
Let me watch DDG. Maybe I could call our DDG. Hey, maybe bro. Let me let me just peep
Let me just peep game and if I'm like hold on you kind of ass
Let me see let me see
Because DDG box, but it's been a minute bro, you know say
He's sparring I can I can still see though
like dude he grew a boxing you don't want that you're actually so in your head
let me be delusional bro all right listen the thing about boxers and just
anything in life you have to be delusional if you want to make it or win
You know me every boxer goes in the ring and be like it's like I'm going to win
Backward, foot right hand.
One.
Both feet to the back foot, foot right hand.
There he goes.
Left foot right.
Left hand.
Every foot to the right hand.
Everybody look good on the pads though.
That's the thing.
All right.
I got to see the spark.
Left foot.
Back.
I love to do these squat.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.
I don't want you to lose all your energy.
You still got a spark.
There you go.
Come on, shake that.
I got a break here.
Come on.
I don't think it in a second.
Look how ghastly he is, my dad asked my smokey-dee-dee, yeah.
I look heavier, yeah, I look even.
Not working out, this is my first workout.
That's full side, eh?
Hey!
I'm freezing between your arms.
You got a double one?
Yeah!
That's what I bought.
I don't know that.
Come on, fucker.
Just shut me up.
Alright bro, let me know when you spar man. Let me know when you spar
Do this on VR channel what comedy night
Let's let's look at this man. Please don't be racist, bro. Please, like please
This is a bad idea I seem to do this shit brother
But some of this
Racist is the least of your worries here. What do you mean by that?
What do you mean racism is the least of
What does that mean
All right guys, how does this game work start?
Let me leave that avatar, bro
I'm gonna make it like myself. What should I should I roleplay should I roleplay?
Get a little more hug man, let me get my skin color ready.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what?
That's not gonna be me, uh, I'm more like this.
I'm like, I'm like that.
Wait, don't be weird.
I was in like, I didn't mean like, yo, let me get my skin color bright.
I was in like, like a bright skin color.
I mean like my skit like my my skit
Like don't do it man
Don't make it love bro, that's me
BYE!
I'm gonna pull out this
Nah this is a
It was left!
Let's fucking go!
Here we go, boys.
I'm going to USA.
Create room.
Chase in the ween.
Description.
Please don't be racist.
Room type, comedy, comedy, do I go private only and I just show you the code, right?
Up to two performers on stage at once or do I just do one?
Do I just do one?
One, audience voting.
The audience can vote performers off.
No, no, wait.
If I create, I can just kick them, right?
I feel like I'll just kick bro only you yeah fuck the audience audience voice chat the audience
can chat while someone is on stage alright alright
oh shit no off off okay what does this mean offensive what does this mean
What if I, what happens if I turn, keep this off?
Leave it off, okay.
Are you a streamer or snowflake?
Text off?
what is this? like they can still talk
I trust y'all man, I really do, uh, alright now how do I s- please don't be racist, please
Oh, I can turn it off like I can turn it off
Have the mute button I know how do I mute I
Can turn it off if he gets good. Oh, yeah, what's up? Okay?
Alright, disco ball, invite friends, so how do I show you the code guys, oh god dude, any day now, oh I unlocked it, I unlocked it.
I
Jason
Yo, oh
What the fuck was there?
Yo, yo, yo, yeah, yo, it's good girl
All right, y'all's goal is to make us laugh
What do you call a mix in the loft is calm what what what Carlos
the fuck oh you stink that was true
DJ said where does Darth Vader go to get a new pair of sneakers where where where
the fucking Darth Maul actually not bad
actually not bad no why are they booing that's not even bad oh should I I'm gonna
What the fuck?
Yo, say something.
Jason's really cute and he sold me fentanyl.
Uh, where did our small...
Uh, where did...
I
Fuck hello hello, you guys hear me. Yeah, yeah, bro say something. Let's make us laugh make us laugh
Wait, what do you call a Mexican quarterback?
Why what do you
Why bro
Yeah, just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks.
Get this thing off.
Yeah, we're pretty out, though.
Where did Dark Mall go to the mall?
Dark Bay Area.
What the fuck man, give me a break.
Are you good at anything as well?
I miss clicked, it's a bit harsh don't you think?
That was a bit fucking worse.
They can't hear you, turn on audience chat or audience chat.
Hey, what's up, y'all?
What's good, y'all?
Hey, what's up, man?
Oh, hello, guys.
Yo, what's good, gang?
Yo, what's up, man?
What's up?
I said hi to all my appliances.
But only the microbeved.
Yeah
Yeah, can you sign my day shut the
Yeah, Jason, can you sign my day shut the fuck up, bro, you're really goddamn boss I
Turn it off, bro
Somebody get on the fucking state my racist. What do you mean like how far can I go? Oh?
God bro, bro come on, bro
There's no stay out. Just take it as far as I want.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because all the Mexicans who can run jump and swim are in the US?
What
Caution niggas fucking
AAAAAAH!
...the Darth Maldic went to the mall.
Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.
Huh. I only...
you know you don't fuck you say something
what do you know what you don't you are
the
the
the
the
the
the
and I went to Bangkok and I was in a red line district and I was like hey let me
get freaky so I'll be a freaky and then when we do it and then I want to sleep
and then when I woke up I found out that was not no lady it was a lady boy and
And then I said it's time. No, is this a story time are you trying to?
Fuck out of this room bro. I got the BAM. I got a BAM from Moon
Hi, why didn't the chicken crossed the road?
Cuz he was too ugly
We're getting claps for that we're getting claps for that
I guess. Thank you.
Get off the fucking stage, bro.
How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?
How? It's not that hard.
Why did Jason cross the road?
Why? To get to Evelyn Hall?
Oh my fucking god
I did it again, bro. I'm actually a dipshit, bro. I'm actually a dipshit. I'm actually
stupid. I'm actually stupid, bro. Oh, I can't ride that. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't,
I want to get in here, get in here.
Put a time limit on the stage.
Okay, I got you.
Let's do like, let's do 15 seconds.
Why did the kid fall off of the swing?
Why?
He had no arms, none.
Why did the student eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake?
Yeah, bro, this is just like a money scam in the middle of the night.
Let's just get the fuck out, bro.
I can't just let you go.
You'll always be my home.
I
Spar started. All right, bro. Let's continue this. Let's continue this after
Or not
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Well, he's not punching with with power like with like you try to hurt him you got a really trap hurt him bro
You're just like tapping him
The cameraman bro
It's a spar yeah, but I feel like me on should go food power here
like when I sport I like tried my absolute hardest against like a good ass
opponent
I'm tired man
I'm tired
come on
come on
yeah yeah
I'm tired
this is how sick I'm gonna be
Shall we tilt the mouthpiece out?
This is just a troll's book.
This is nice clothes boy, yeah, this is nice clothes, man.
I need BDG to fucking hit him in the liver so he can get on the ground.
SCREAM IT!
Why the fuck am I so tired?
Fuck, man!
You better do the same against KSI.
When I fight KSI, I'm going to try my absolute hardest to beat the shit out of him, bro.
What?
I'm bringing out all my boxing gear.
Yes, I'm whooping you, but the difference is, when you spar a better, and I'm talking
like I'm a professional, no, I'm not a professional, me personally, I like, I'm going to spar like
Obviously KSI is way better than me, you know what I mean?
Stronger, out of my weight class, but that just means I can go full fucking force.
But he can't go full force.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey guys, come on.
Out in business.
Hey, you up the other business.
Come on, come on.
That's what-
Yeah!
Yeah, hit him!
Hit him in the fucking head!
I can't see. I can't see.
To the boy!
Now hit him with a lever. Easy. Hit him with a fucking lever, man.
Okay, they don't want a fucking right hook to the head man leave them leave them on the ground
Yeah, I get out of there, bro, this is how I did you
It's not a safe gonna do you
bro Nia bro what are you doing? fight!
now I think I'm here bro, Nia versus Ray bro
it wouldn't really be good
good!
oh my
get him strong, get him strong
woo!
come on bro, hit him back!
good shot
look forward, look forward
I got Ray.
Bro, Lindsay Chatt is a great master in the mode, you see.
Fuck.
One second, one second.
Fuck.
Bro, I got him, Ray.
Nah, nah, Ray gonna take the fight.
Ray actually has to take the fight.
If he's actually serious about that mill,
who, Ray?
Bro, that's the easiest mill of his fucking life.
Are you crazy, Ray?
Please, man.
I
Don't think he wants to train bro. He's too busy. You got a punch man in Bali with his girlfriend
on the game. Fuck that. Fuck that. Hold on. Let me talk to my quer. Can you pause for a second?
What are you doing?
I'm going too wide, right?
We're two out of here.
This is actually going to run up on us.
I feel we're not going to run up behind you.
My losing nobody lose nobody lose this part
Agreed what you do
What
I was getting my jugs up now I'm ready. I say words to me now
Let's go reacts
Why is he lifting his leg?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
I'll get that.
Okay.
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
That little laughing emoji's in the shit.
How long are you gonna drive?
Okay.
What?
What?
What are you doing?
You get a mirror now.
Fuck out.
Fuck out.
You're not gonna see me, you're just mad.
She comes to me and wh't the fuck?
No, I'm holding.
There's no one inside.
You're gonna get some ice cream.
The fuck's the break, dawg?
Fuckin' here, bro.
We're on K.O.
I will be sparring KSI when I go to London, but when I get in that ring, I'm going full
force and I'm going to see what he does to me.
And Timber
I'm not gonna lie what year was this three years ago
4, 323.
Now this one influencer boxing was at its peak.
Actually no, it was KSI versus Logan Paul.
That should be peak 2022.
My fuck, it's special build.
By the gods.
The right hand in phase, a temper of a connected.
That's what it's gonna take though.
KSI running on to one.
Nice, let's hand it to him.
He's got a slip from 20.
And KSI says this week, I'm holding the ethos.
Oh my.
I wanna get to him.
Thought it would be to that me
Don't kiss us quick damn
Super you never met here
I don't even know what he has to see.
Oh my god.
Wow.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Damn.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
God.
Three? That's a hook, bro. That's a hook. That's how I box in the fucking chat, bro.
One, two, three. That's a hook, bro. Y'all have bots. Three's a hook.
Shit. That's a two, three. I'm right, bro. That's a hook.
What? Y'all think he getting knocked out by a fucking jab? That's fucking dumbass, chat.
Wow.
Wow.
DDG vs. Jsyncho?
Oh, I ain't gonna lie, this is crazy captioning this game.
I just want to see the boxin' match.
Oh
Yeah
How long goes this
Recommitation!
I'll put him up!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He!
He's gonna see the gun!
He's gonna see the gun!
He's gonna see the gun!
He's gonna see the gun!
All right, bro. Put the head down.
What are they doing?
I mean, body shots are different, though.
You just start fucking like...
I feel like, bro, this doesn't really judge anything.
You can just
You're really overconfident is a terrible threat. Yeah, let me go into the fucking ring and be like yo I
I think I'm I mean, I'm okay with just like kind of losing like now not like what are you talking about?
I'm okay. Yeah, no, he's better to me in the ring
What the fuck is real
Haha, what is this?
Huh, nice to finally meet you. You're a baddest part of KSI. Are you excited? Yeah, I'm excited about it
You take his head off, how you feeling?
This guy's funny
How do you know you're in that? I know KSI has a lot of experience. I know
I don't care
Don't ask me the same thing. Y'all can say the same thing. I don't know
D. I don't remember this bro. You watched the Yu-Gi?
Oh this shit was hyped up, huh?
I don't kill
I was looking at his ass, bro. Stop yelling. I keep yelling at this conversation. I don't like yelling, bro.
I'm being a s***, bro. I'm being a f***in' kid, son, bro.
They're just crazy, they're a...
Two, one, action, go!
Oh, shit.
Please.
Please, help me!
Oh
This is that's how it's gonna be
Oh, yeah, oh my fucking god, oh
Oh my god, this was so long ago, man.
Oh yeah, keep trading.
No, no, I'm getting spoiled.
I don't want to re-watch.
I don't want to re-watch.
I've seen it.
I don't remember it, though.
I'd ask for God to have it.
This is how it's gonna be.
K-Side's gonna troll me and then I'm gonna get him with a crazy left hook
K-Side's gonna be trolling jumping up and down this shit
I'm gonna-
OOF DUDE
Fuck him up bro
oh yeah oh yeah one two oh yeah get out of there get out of there
what's happening bros dancing
Oh shit, that's the case I over here
Who wins now child
I've never been hit in a body as hard as hell, I've never been hit in a body as hard as
Hell never bro.
Mike.
I probably got the thoughts.
I've been hit in the face.
Is that a real?
Yeah.
I'm gonna fix my hair here, bro.
Somebody fix my hair here.
Why don't you fix his hair here, bro?
I'll hold a few. It's easy to breathe out so.
Hey, that chin of yours taking uppercut?
Slide one.
This is it.
One, two, five, four.
Five.
That was a fucking one.
Action, doc.
Davey took off the head gear and then on.
Davey got mad at him.
You got an extremely punchable face.
Oh, that's not very nice though.
Yeah.
This dude is a foam runner, bro.
Barking and shit.
Whoa!
Well, I forgot how lesbian I used to work, man.
Come on, speed, hold something, bruh.
Come on, speed.
Oh, this big KSI is happy to answer the crowd, oh my god.
This is peak boxing KSI though, you know what I'm saying?
I'm getting the watered down.
He has a boxing of very long time KSI, you know what I'm saying?
Not even.
Not even.
Bro, where the highlights at, man?
I'm trying to see.
be honest if he's fighting like that towards me I'm gonna get him one clean
right hook I'm gonna get a one clean left hook for sure for sure are you
sparring single after London um I don't know I think I want to do one spar and
It might just be the one in London, the one in London.
On stream, yeah.
Watch the end.
It's not a box, no stream, that's footage for the enemy,
whoever it is.
Oh, it's not a box, I'm talking.
It's like each day, we have our own,
it's not a box.
A hundred dollars of people watching all the time,
and the president holds for a day.
Bro, I want you to take this over,
It's not over, man, it's not over yet.
It's not over bro.
It's not over, look at you,
I said six rounds bro.
It's not over bro.
It's not over, I don't die in that little bit,
don't try and come over to me
and find a way out of my mom.
It's not over, lol.
Don't die in that little bit,
don't try and come over to me,
it's not over, man.
Oh my gosh, come on bro,
I gotta remake this. I gotta remake this. I gotta pay homage bro. It's not over. Oh my mama.
There we go, it's styling, yep, got it, got it, got it, but what if I just completely
beat KSI's ass though?
you
you
you
you
you
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Like you like just see how to treat how to come back come on now bro. We are whore. I'm down. We are whore
VAL VR
Yeah, VR, I am a fucking love VR, bro.
Didn't even need to pull. I mean, that's a crazy blowout.
Non-gooned-out VR, I'm down to play the horror.
No goons, no goons, man.
let's do it bro just make her wear clothes that is no goons
enemies folks love that VR oh that's good me me bro that's great me so a little
better bad y'all get some good rest
16 hours ago
I thought she got black boy
VR with shirt off the fucking time wait was um how do I set up the VR I don't
know how to do it I don't know how to do it I'll play horror I'm down just turn
it on I need to get short stu I'm not going naked
Just told me.
Hello?
Yeah.
Just a dude.
I just need to talk instead of kind of chat.
What's it called?
You're going to unplug your left monitor, the chat monitor,
and then throw your chat arena on the right one.
And is it what?
And then throw your chat arena on the right one.
That way you can throw it on your wrist later.
Oh, the right one?
Wait.
It just has to be like visible on a monitor for you to like display it on your arm after.
Are you controlling my PC right now?
What the fuck's going on?
No, I can't know. It's going to unplug your monitor, so it'll break down probably.
Okay, okay, I'm good.
And then what's it called? All you do is plug in the power cable that should be like by your PC.
Power cable?
Yeah, it's like a little brick one. If you want, just pull it up to the camera, it'll be for the server, everyone.
The power, oh, this, the brick, I see it.
It's like a little brick thingy that'll be unplugged there.
That's it?
Okay, that should turn the headset like on.
Yeah, on light.
Okay, that base station that's behind you by those like statues and shit,
you need to just place it so that it's like facing towards the play area.
And that one?
Yeah, the one that isn't like, yeah, yeah, the one by the locker.
Just move it out and forward a little bit.
Like this?
W play area.
Yeah, and just make sure, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, that's good.
Okay.
Okay.
And then there's the overlay thingy is just on your Steam like library to search overlay,
I think.
Steam library?
Yeah, it's like XS overlay or something like that.
I forgot what it was called exactly.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
It's like me, me something overlay, fuck, uh, let me look it up.
Like am I in what VR?
No, no, I'm steam on steam.
It's like in your library.
Yeah, yeah, launch it.
Yeah, it's like access overlay or some shit or whatever.
Okay, I'm launching it.
And then yeah, it'll just be on in the background and then you can just launch a
on Charlie and then put all your shit on. Slarp has a 34 year old Briss monster.
Holy fuck. You can actually, they definitely have him in the game, but if you want to search for him.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, bro. Okay, why do you get dressed for the occasion?
Yeah, and then you know how to add like the window and shit right like under your wrist like you press like the like you look at your wrist
You press like new layer or whatever and then like you just change the window to it
Is that government? No. Good channel mom. Wait, okay. So once it launches do I launch VR chat?
Yeah, you can just launch VR chat and you're good. Just turn on all the like
Tractors and stuff once they're on your like once you have it around your waist and everything
just turn on all the controllers
It's black it's black
Look
Wait like turn on your like like the other controllers and start the screen is black
What does it say like in you here? Let me
I'm a remote and just a postman
Well, at least my feet in one of your chair
you
You
Use your bone and sugar cane can you do that? Probably you can right? I try I try it doesn't work like that dude. You're a noob
So woe's crashed my PC y'all it's all good. We're coming back
Instead we're gonna do a snack segment.
Holy blow.
Dude, these are not blow-able.
All right, brother, let's do Q&A, Jack.
Wait, so what's what I do?
Uh, once it's backed up, just...
Yeah.
It's backed up, so are you gonna take my PC?
Uh, probably not, because I don't want it to crash again.
I think with VR running, it just doesn't work if I do that.
So, what's the...
Thank you, punk. It should be okay.
Just do it.
Why are you sexy?
Look at Marlin's new Tweet?
No.
Marlin Tweet?
No. Marlin, that tastes ready.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one second.
One second, one second, one second, one second.
Nah, I'm gonna go live, man. He got it.
He dead ass got it.
Oh
I'm not re-making this shit I mean hi John here
The last time you remade a tweet you got 60k likes um yeah, bro because the other two is viral. I'm just going viral
That's wrong I'm not remaking this shit
I'm not remaking this shit
Only we got abs bro. Here's rock hard abs. My shit is loading
Get out of that shit
Loki have to
Dude, what are you saying, man?
I'm not doing this, bro.
He's asking to be mugged here.
Alright, man.
Okay, you can take my PC.
I'll go back on IRL.
IRL.
dude I'm fucking believable this chapter
age your dick big what the fuck are y'all typing man
So we on FaceTime right now, low P. This is like a like a FaceTime call
Tom I'm glad I blew it up today, I'm glad I blew it up, bro. I really consider a night though. It's like 5 p.m. I was like
But I'm only having a good ass time bro just chilling with the guys like a hoot and shit
I'm Dennis don't want to hear that shit.
You might have to redo the setup because you moved that back to the base station.
So how do I do it?
I just got to follow these steps, wait it's the other monitor I'm just doing, hold on.
So I'm off?
No, no, no you're fine, okay.
So grab both controllers, turn them on, and then grab your headset, how do I turn it on?
just a little button next to the thumb sticks,
it's like super small next to the beep button.
Not at the hard of beeps.
Okay.
And then, wait for one.
Oh, that's one's ready.
Okay, so now, let's take it back,
but don't point it at your monitor,
point it away from your monitor.
Like with the controller, and then take that trigger.
That way you can base the monitor when you're at place.
Wait, do I put the light strap on?
No, no, no.
Just stay away from the monitor and pull the trigger on the controller.
So, opposite away from your setup.
Okay, we'll just pull it up again. I think that's fine.
Alright.
Now, put both controllers on the ground.
So now go to the corner of each, like, in your room, go in the corner, and then just
click the trigger on, uh, pick up your controllers, and then, like, on each corner, you just need
to hit the trigger one time on each one.
I'm in corner bang.
I'm in my corner bang.
I'm in my corner bang.
Fuck.
I'm in my corner bang.
Fuck!
Okay, go back to the first corner, you missed one corner, stop getting the trigger so many
of them are fucking it off.
Dammit!
Okay, restart, you're gonna have to restart.
Ah, bro, I don't want to do this anymore.
Okay, it's a literally the last step of your game.
This is the hardest part.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
So okay, so start only four times only hit the trigger four times so one like in each corner, but
What yeah, you do a quick
Not to have the place enough
For nice I ever chill
All right, now you're doing me a little sad, you know?
What's your type in a girl?
What do you mean by that? Like Pokemon?
I like Bulbasaur.
Okay.
I just connected. You should be sure now.
Hold on a minute.
And then all you have to do is put on all the other trackers on your feet and shit and put them on.
It's black.
Wait, am I switched? Did I switch scenes?
No, you're still on your thing.
Oh, your Twitter's on.
Uh-huh.
What?
How do I?
What?
How do I click?
Like, no, not yet.
Not yet.
Okay.
Because I need to, um...
I need to put my ankle straps on.
Wait, is this my hip?
Yeah, that's a hip.
And then have it on, like, the other side of your hip.
Like, the other side?
Yeah, because if you're out on the front and you, like, bend over, it, like, covers it from
and then hold the button in the middle.
Are you in?
Hold the button.
Yeah, it should pop up as blue and then green.
And that means it's connected.
Wait, where's the button in the middle?
Like right in the middle.
Got it.
And then my equal strap.
Just top to one. How should they face on the house?
Should I have to face out?
Outwards or what?
Just on top.
Put them on your foot, like around your foot.
on top of your foot, and above your toes,
right where your shoelaces would be.
Dude, dude, I'm not a nice scrapping up for this.
It's hard work.
Like this?
Right better down the side, full cast.
Like this?
Yeah, that's fine.
Uh oh, yeah, again, that's high.
I would just put on like the
where your shoelaces would be normally.
Oh my god, I didn't find it on here.
It's taken by a families.
Like this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Both said C.
This is the archer that gets serious, yo.
Make sure they're all on. They should be green.
It's blue. Wait?
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, it'll turn green after a second.
And then you just go into the archer and then you look at your wrist for the overlight for your chop.
Do you want to do that real quick?
Okay, I'm sure it's on like Chatterino's on your other monitor like pulled up and shit
Okay, um you can switch to the other way. I love you out of P. Wows
Okay
Okay, I'm gonna take you to the bathroom
You know what I mean as a sub is wrong
I
Was I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna not be going to the restroom
Q. That's a very nice answer, but I don't know if it's going to be a good thing.
Why don't I say a W string. Why don't I say a W string.
So every day when I wake up, I look at myself and I just give myself five things that I love about myself.
Jason you have a very nice hair. Jason
You're working at it. It's very nice. Jason you look good in take-offs Jason the Calvin Klein strap makes you look sexy
You're gonna get a Calvin Klein sponsor one day
And that's my tea bloated. You're going bald
Oh
Air 1d blow vitamin pack. I gotta take this shit. Thank you champ. What the fuck?
I bet when he popped his sick.
fuck yeah dude fuck yeah oh yeah fuck yeah dude drugs are cool fuck yeah
I
Was I'm hopping in I'm hopping in VR. Which we
Switch the ingest
It's a swap, oh, and then switch it to your index headset,
like on Pobius real quick.
Not index, oh.
Like the microphone, so I'm not on the microphone.
So turn VR headset mic on and turn desktop audio off.
It's just, yeah, the desktop microphone
and then just swap to the other thing, the index headset.
So mute my mic on.
Yeah, yeah, that's the y'all can hear me or not
Why do I sound like that I did I sound like that for real?
Fuck
Bro, did Kyra actually just boot up?
Oh, no, no, no.
All right, I'm going in.
Press chat.
Wait, why is my chat frozen?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, how do I fix it?
How do I fix it?
Wait, wait, refresh.
Oh, it's a pee pee.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh
No, no, no, no
All right, but
All right, but
How's the camera y'all fuck with this camera the size
All right, what do I need to do in beer
I'm strapping up with my sexy ass
All right, what do I need to do yep
Wait wait plain thing near okay window
I
Wait where this is a create create overlay recenter space create overlay
Fuck
No, I'm looking at what the fuck am I in a multiverse. I'm looking at myself. I'm watching my own stream
Oh, shit.
Oh, there we are.
Okay, um, wait, oh, fucking, uh, okay, so great.
Okay, I'm confused.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm pressing everything.
I see the chat in front of me. You see this or no?
Um, I can't grab it though
Oh grabbed it
Yeah.
Left controller?
Oh, but wait, wait.
I
Holy fucking tech. Oh shit. Yeah. Hey, look at the chat. I'm looking at the chat bang
Oh, you're fucking pro. Holy. Thank you, woes. Peace. WOs! We are good! Let's go, boys.
It's like I'm not getting as fucking Saikunoskin
Recalibrate calibrate what where's the recalibrate button? I swear it was right here. No time
Sit stand I'm standing. Oh, wait. Why my feet not calibrated
My feet don't work
I
Can't dance dude
Cuz they launch oh fuck
Are they on one of their off
Okay wait they're green now but but I still can't move my legs so how do I do
this calibrate now
oh yeah
oh yeah I'm finally back we're back in the fucking VR okay now I know how to do
this for next time oh no no oh wait my hips though my hips all my hip shit is
not on her let me see her we give my hips right bro give my hips right hips
it's don't fucking lie baby boom calibrate bang oh no no what's my name
Oh, nah, nah, what's my name? What's my name? What's my name?
It's fucking go boys.
All right
We're fucking back, baby. All right
All righty
All right, so where we up to bro solo whore
All right, so I got two notifications on my shit
Who's this like to be my friend?
Their freaky ass what the fuck she got a whole VR boyfriend
Solo whore wait who's the what's the whore game? What's the whore game called though chat?
I'm down for that
Karaoke vocal auditions wait a minute. They got karaoke in this shit or not. I
Could get on stage
Oh
Let me go karaoke, and then yeah, we don't be on I mean we on
Furry karaoke
Oh shit, man
You dead ass that's the only fucking one
I
Made a promise though
Except the fuck up bro
You didn't hear me
You didn't hear me. Oh
Holy fucking shit. I gotta ask them to thought their thoughts on the Sikuno situation
I finally arrived.
You.
You're nothing.
What the fuck?
You're nothing.
What are you doing?
Stop.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I fixed it.
I fixed it.
Where's the karaoke stage?
I can't do a new thing.
Get off the fucking stage.
You suck.
You're exactly in this game, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, wow, bro.
Way to root it, man.
Shit, yes.
Wow.
That is a wrap.
Fuck him off.
How do we do that?
I see this trash dog.
Get the fuck off that air.
All right, let me carry your key, bro.
How do I do this?
You gotta pick him.
Song over there, bro.
What?
Yo!
Throwing tomatoes during my time.
It's fucking, uh, it's the lush.
Disha calls?
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, what?
Hey, buddy, fuck you.
What?
I
Had
Okay, okay, oh my I'm leaving my box
Sadie
I
Don't fuck
Go to advanced settings
Yo shut the fuck up you're not a stage you're not a stage or no sing
wait go to advanced seating go to conference
okay okay search allow
I don't think any of you are really curious, I think that I'm...
Are you calling me a fucking larper?
I really do this shit!
I really do this shit!
Do you see my...
Come on...
You see my full body?
You don't even got the full body!
Are you fucking kidding me?!
You're playing with your fucking keyboard and mouse right now!
Get the fuck out my face!
Yo, unknown possum!
Shut the fuck up unless you're on the stage!
Oh my god
Yo, why do you suit it?
What the hell bully he's
I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. I got it. Now what now what?
Thank you. They don't have love by Keisha Cole.
Do have weed?
What the fuck am I listening?
Wait, wait, I'm on I'm on give me on stage give me on stage. Oh my god
Yo, you stole my
Yo, how it'll lose you're not even a real oh my fucking god
My god
I
Can't hear the song it am I supposed to hear the song I only hear the voice
You're world volume. You're world volume.
My what? My world volume?
Like I'm
Are you?
I didn't even get to kill.
Well, I just want to do it one time, bro.
I just wanted to do it one time!
Oh my god!
I just want to do Wii and then I'm out and then I'm on a horror game, bro.
Fuck dude.
No, no, no, I need to do it one time, bro. I need to do it actually one time.
who cares stay with the furries is funny she waiting for you bro who the
Fuck is she man
I
Get that shit off the airwaves!
What song is this bro?
Oh my fucking god!
Yeah! Sing that shit to old bro!
Yeah!
bro what am I looking at
bro let me get on next man
good job dude yeah good job dude
bro what the fuck let me get on next let me get on next I just won one I just won
one
Why am I not next
What up, stable? What up, boys? What up, boys? Stable. I need you to listen to me sing right now.
What up, boys? Ballish!
We're here to...
I have never had
Ah
Triple fucking T
Get off the fuckers!
What the...
Phantom?
Yo what up Duke?
Oh my god!
Holy shit, I don't know bro
Holy fucking shit you scary, bro
That's not the big road.
Yo, change your avatar.
See that shit!
See that shit!
Buy yourself though!
Get off the stage, I'm trying to sing!
KC!
bro bro it's too many it's too many
yo KC! KC when is the vivette journal getting leaked when you drop a vivette
I need a care pack
oh shit
you think I'm a fucking idiot I seem trying to set up that voice changer for 30 minutes
Oh my fucking god, holy fucking shit.
Oh my fucking turn this shit off, bro. You better get blocked turn it up
That bullshit off man. How are you just still singing? How are you actually you're still singing?
Ten minute song
I
Don't want to hear that fucking this pollution, but how does she get bigger though?
You're funny, bro.
Thank God, bro.
Thank God, bro.
Oh, shit.
You were one big...
Dude, see, I'm not facing this shit, bro.
I'm not getting a lap dance, bro.
When it comes to that bad I got perp bro skip the shit can we both skip or not?
Oh here we go
I am out of city I need you to get high
Today, y'all, I'm gonna be singing Wee by Jeremiah.
I did it by all the time, think you made me all of my, hate to say you're not in love with
All of my hate to say you're not in love with Klein
I'm about to see, I close my eyes
And can see you ain't here at all
Most of them need dollar signs to make every day
Your birthday and every night you're fine
If we die that we could be
Somewhere in the climate
It's no longer you and Ronnie
I swear to the media's fine
I wish that we could take some time
Go anywhere but around the world
Go man, I'm a student
I
Never ever do it again
I
Oh my fucking god
Oh my god, bro
Oh my god, bro
Oh my fucking god, bro
Boooo
Oh turn it off I'm blocking you you're blocked you're blocked you're blocked
See I let me know my baby go I go it's no better feeling you're blocked
You're so fucking
How can they
Get this I
Swear
Get this on my chest. Oh, yeah, I think I love you. Oh, baby. Maybe if we
Try that
So long, I swear to the devil, be just fine
I don't wanna take some time
Go anywhere, baby, I don't mind
Go man, I'm also inside
Go anywhere, baby, I don't mind
Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey!
Watch out, you're not safe.
You won't get away with that.
And when I don't, hey!
Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Go anywhere, baby, I don't mind.
Ooh, da, da, doo, da, doo.
Ooh, da, da, doo, doo.
Ooh, da, doo, doo, doo.
Ooh, doo, doo, doo, doo.
If we tried how we could be, I wouldn't climb it so long.
Anywhere baby out of my eye
Throwin' my soul and time
See that shit, see that
Anywhere baby out of my eye
Throwin' my soul and time
Anywhere baby out of my eye
There ya go, I'ma see ya
I'ma see ya though
Oh
There you go.
Shut up, you little rascal.
You gotta fight for me.
Kari, might as well perform, y'all.
I don't want to go to my own world, man.
Kari?
Kari, perform it!
Kari, perform it!
AAAAAAAAH!
get in there bro
put a few to song bro
oh my fucking god what the fuck
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT
Oh my fucking- move out the fucking way yo, god damn man
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
OHH MY FUCKING GUS
Holy fucking...
What the fuck? What the fuck is going on, bro?
Let me clone your shit, bro, please!
That is not Cardi, bro.
Oh
What is this? Who's that? Let's not know. Oh, let me copy your shit
Copy you please
I'll fucking get it.
I'll fucking yell at this.
Fuck that.
I'll just listen to this.
No more.
No more.
All right, go.
You gotta eat it.
Party!
God, I'm weak.
I think I got you.
I love you bro.
I got you, bro.
I love you, dude.
Oh, fuck you.
God, you son of a bitch, oh my god.
Oh my god.
AAAH!
God, hey!
Oh my god.
God, hey!
God, hey!
God, hey!
God, hey!
God, hey!
OOF!
Open the bitch up!
Open the one with the bitts up!
Hey!
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, ha ha ha!
Come on TTT!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
You're a fucking scene
This is fire
He got stage Cardi don't see that's actually lower accurate card
Why am I so short, bro?
How do I go OSHA instantly?
Yes, I agree. Time for the real fun to begin.
Bearest my lord, is there something you wish to say?
What's causing it?
Here it comes.
This... is my final form.
Ultra Instinct!
21 team
All right, how do I do this?
How do I do this, there's a horn by the way.
Recently joined stalker?
Oh my god I think that's the one right chat I don't know.
5 minutes
Oh, sorry, Belka
Holy shit, man.
Instance.
You can invite others.
Only you can invite plus.
You can invite others.
You can...
You can...
Oi, oi, oi!
Here we go, Chet.
Invite the Tosh.
I'm down.
I'm actually down to go with the bros.
No, go solo.
Alright, fine. But why am I going super saviour?
Yo, Tosh. Yo, Josh, you can do it.
Yo, Josh, have you joined? Don't join, bro. Don't join. Don't join. Don't join.
If you're watching.
Only advice someone if it's cocked. Bro, why am I going Super Saiyan again?
Can I not go Super Saiyan again, bro? Please, man.
Dude, chill.
Here we go, chap.
Oh
Scared oh hell no, I can't do this shit. I'm in VR. I can't I can't do this shit. Oh my fucking god
My fucking I need to go smaller character. I'm gonna I'm gonna be fit. I can't I can't oh
My god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh, yeah, she's scared. Oh
You don't see it from my point of view, bro. I'm like inside of this shit
What fucking god bro?
Why god bro?
Do I go with someone or do I play by myself chat?
I kinda wanna get someone.
I'm scared bro.
Solo?
What god fuck bro?
Alright fuck it.
Alright fuck it fuck it.
I'm still objective in this game, bro.
Holy fucking shit, man.
Holy fucking shit!
What was that?
Dude, if I get jumpscared, it's literally in my face.
Like, I'm...
lights off bro okay I'll play I'll play it whoa wait no they can't detect me with
the lights off I'm pretty sure so I gotta keep it one what the fuck what do
We're done.
We're done.
Man, that's gotta go to Spombs, bro.
Can't go that way.
Can I, over here?
It's a DAP sniper.
Where do I go?
Oh!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
W hunger.
Kyra, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, Kyra, Kyra, I'm gonna get you on the next one, trust.
All right, I'm gonna play with you
It's not even her fault your child's hopping in here. It's my chat is going into her chat to try and get her help
Where do I go though?
I go on the street. Oh, let me watch
Oh fuck no. Oh hell no. Oh god. Oh. What?
Oh my god.
Who's the objective of this game, bro?
Can you see shit?
I'm scared.
Oh
No, bro, you're ruining my margin how do I turn this off? No, you're actually ruining my margin
Okay, how do you do this
We were
Not a shadow
My trip am I hearing shit
Lays lays lays lays let me do this solo and then bro there's gotta be more VR
like scary shit right
cuz bro this is dead-ass like in person it should be scary bro I'm
switching from a dad bro this guy keeps whipping out the fucking
What's my type?
My type?
Like, Pokemon?
Well, it's Bulbasaur.
Okay, I'm exploring right now.
Well, it's Bulbasaur.
Okay, I'm exploring right now.
Alright, they definitely want me to go upstairs.
Oh my god, cheese!
I can't go. What do they want me to do?
You fucker. Oh my fucking god. Why would I do that? Turn him back on. My fucking god.
Now, fuck the shit out of my dead ass. Fuck the shit out of there. Now fuck the shit.
Fuck this shit!
Oh, fuck no!
Oh my God, oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh, my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
They're gonna make me turn off all the lights, bro.
I don't want to go, I don't want to go, I don't want to go!
I said wouldn't...
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
Oh my god, I unlocked this part of the map.
I heard a footstep, bro!
Oh, my leg, fucking.
Let me re-calibrate real quick.
My leg, my leg good.
Trojan horse.
Oh, fuck.
Ah!
God damn it!
Yo, that's not the time.
God damn it, fuck.
Calibrate.
Yeah, we good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
We good.
My god, you son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Oh fuck this game!
Oh my god, this fucker, bro!
Oh, fuck is this?
Oh, the one that's flashy, I don't know, bro, whose house am I in?
Who's house am I in?
The vet
The fuck is that? The fuck is that?
What is that?
Stream?
The fuck is that noise?
Stream?
Is that noise?
The future...
Oh, fuck no!
What's that?
What's that noise?
AYAH!
Oh, tough!
😂
Oh, fuck no. Oh, fuck no. Oh, fuck no. Oh, fuck no. Oh, fuck no! Oh, fuck no!
What the door?
I
Was downstairs
My PC
Where's my phone?
Phone is downstairs?
Fucking god man.
I can't-
AHHHHH!
FUCK THIS GAME!
OH FUCK THIS GAME!
FUCK THIS GAME!
I don't want to know this dude!
I don't want to do this zero.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm a boob!
Dude, literally every single jump stairs gonna get me cause it's VR, bro.
Fucking bitch, bro.
Sigh.
I hurt myself.
Wait, bro.
Where did the fucking painting go?
What was that?
Do do do
Hey you fucking bitch god fucking bitch
bitch bro
SU!
c'mon bro don't do this shit
don't do it don't do it
yo bro don't do it don't do it don't do it
can i lock the door?
dude not f**king cold
So I got my phone now what bro, what was this carpet here before?
Let me just boot the stream up bro, that's what go viral.
Hello?
911?
Hello?
Hello? 911?
The number you have reached has been disconnected.
I have no signal. I have no signal.
So...
I close the door bro.
Fucking god man.
Give me a flashlight dude.
I fuck.
Can I get out of this one too?
Oh hell nah bro.
wait you won't let me yeah bro you might as well bend over and let these mannequins
Just fuck my ass dude.
See that shit.
Let me see that little shit.
Ah, shit.
Let me see that little shit.
Are you fucking dumb, bro?
Pick up that goddamn flashlight, you fucking idiot.
Dude, what?
Oh my god.
Hello?
They quit, how do I quit?
Oh my god, no way I have to hold the fucking thing.
I have to hold it like an actual flashlight.
I'm ready for the jump scare.
fucking couch dude how did this even happen sink maybe give a wash wash my
Oh nice bro three two one
Fuck you bro fuck you dog
Mother fuck dude. My flashlight stop working
I don't know if I'm gonna find it out, bro.
Pick it up, you fucking...
Won't he pick it up anymore, bro? It broke.
It actually broke.
So...
Why you fucking piece of shit?
I
Fucking kidding me
fuck was that bro that's bullshit man this game was trash dude that game this
game is actually garbage bro actual fucking shit ball shit game bro shit
fucking game dude was that bro is that was that like is that a bit in game like
better beta game like is it didn't work still the fuck was that man
oh my god bro why am i in the fucking ground dude
get lays
It's a demo, huh?
Are you on board or do I have your steamer now?
Uh, I-K?
I'm scared is literally like a king is just too scary
I
Shit
Yeah
All right, here we go
Might as well make some new friends, bro, you know, this is what this game is about is making friends, man
I just shit my pants a little
I'm talking about black black cat for a little bit why not
I
That invite matter daddy
Our lays lays DM me your um
DM me your steam do I be on steam
Invite get a okay Garmin
Catch a prey with lays he gets be the girl decoy
So dude
fuck with that right there
Fuck that.
Yeah, what up? What up?
You got that full body too or what? You're tweaking.
You know, your arms, you gotta recalibrate.
Oh, you're mute?
Thoughts on Saikono?
Hello there.
My name is Ricky Banks. My name's Ricky Banks.
What's up dude?
Why do I ask that?
What's up bro? I mean...
What's up?
Oh your full body VR?
No.
Oh, what's your name?
Probably what's his name?
Yo, what's up? I'm Juju.
How you doing, Juju?
I'm good.
What are your thoughts on the Sikuno situation?
I'm not that tapped in.
Oh, no worries, no worries, no worries. Well...
What's your name?
My name is...
My friend's a vibe-
Yeah, who are you?
Who are you?
Oh, um...
N-fucking yahoo, Pelo.
You
Fuck your god so so why is your name say feet slash lover under it?
That's just why I am so you'd like feet
That's fire what up, what else are you into?
Everything except fat girls. Oh
Girls over hose niggas know I will never rat off white on me like a nigga in a flashback
He used to rob these niggas in my niggas used to hijack smoke out. Oh, yeah, you know just like I like hose in my phone
I don't even want to interact I got my dope from the Philippians. So I never spoken on palm trees. You say I broke my disagree
I'm in both ends and if you could try to finish me
I'm going to say a cuss word
I'm going on about
I'm going to say a cuss word
His name is Ampedextra
He uses both ends to beat his shit
When the fuck did he say that?
What?
I'm just like double efficient
You know what?
I'm going to be on to something
What?
When did you get here?
A-da, A-da!
Thank you
Thank you
Oh, I just couldn't fit in here
I just realized
Stick your tongue back in your mouth
Oh
We say
What yo not too much on my boy over here, why you do that? That's me
You're an eye, dude.
You're an eye.
Like, I see you.
Dude, you look like a madder, daddy.
Goddamn, bro!
Yo, what's good?
Yo was good
What's the why what is yours kid? What's up? What's up with y'all?
So do y'all classify as furries
So, huh, so
Okay, cool, so what so what would y'all so what would y'all say what so what is this?
Oh, but a girl version that's fire. Yeah, I like five nights. It's cool
Yeah, yeah, that's the mimic, okay
Yeah
Oh my god, we all must now bro. It's not act bro. Yeah, bro. You stole my whole shit
Read the pen wait it eat
I can't read pen I can't read pen if I live in the yard bro
I'm mad at you right now I'm mad at your daddy
I just itchy balls, $60, nice.
What are your thoughts on Sakura?
I
Okay
Thank you, bro
Cut on
I
Want to get cut old tonight cuddle
What a cuddle session
What type of cuddle session y'all got going on man
Yeah, hello, I was mudded. I was mudded. My bad. What type of cuddle session y'all got going on? Can I come or not?
Yada yada
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yada yada!
Oh hey, oh my god.
Hey, can you hear me, Jesse?
Yeah, hello guys.
I'm here to join the cuddle session.
No, why do you sound so sexy?
Oh my god, why do you sound so sexy?
Get the hell away from me.
What's this? What's this?
Wait, wait, Jason, I need your help right now.
Oh my god, I seriously need your help.
This is so serious, you don't understand.
Oh my god, I'm your biggest fan.
Do you think I'm your biggest fan?
Jason, basically, I need to see how big your decade is.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm your biggest fan.
What just happened?
What am I doing right now?
The fuck?
The fuck?
AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
FUCKING BITCH!
You're a bitch, bro.
Whoever that is, you're a bitch, bro.
YOU'RE A BITCH!
AHHHHH!
Why do I still hear it?
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, bro!
AHHHHH!
Let's...
Oh, fuck!
Oh, I know.
God, I fucked my eardrums up.
Everything old pizza you don't have facts
Well these fucking protein rice crackers gas
What's about this protein, is that protein a squaker?
You send me a few right messages?
Where?
What we are which one of you the right message
This court
I'm just trying to vibe on VR chat with the guys and you're ruining my whole fucking vibe dude
This is where I can escape reality and you're fucking up my whole shit fucking piece of shit
All right, dude research ladies, what's this shit? What's this shit?
L a is
Which one are you bro
You idiot OMG bro, I'm in the VR chat right now. You're actually ruining my fucking experience crying in my fucking chat
Dude, I don't I don't have pinned
itchy balls
I'm raise baiting me bro. I don't have pinned chat
Yeah, 50 is she bald bro, can you not think of a more fucking 69 bro?
You're actually a child dude.
You're a child.
I don't want to RPS.
I'm going to re-calibrate this shit.
Hey, you fucking y'all, bro.
Hold on, who that dough?
Oh, what's up?
What's up, though? Wait, my arms.
What the hell?
Well, we got, though. Hey, y'all have seen that Black Mirror episode, where two people, like, go into the game,
and one of them is a guy and one of them is a girl, and then they start fucking each other, and they get out of the game,
and they look at each other, and they're like, what the fuck just happened?
Or I could Dennis be like me in Lays
Tracking Vipers, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That was the last Black Mirror episode I ever watched
Because it's like, you know, that was like absolutely fucking insane
So you're gonna add me you're gonna sit there where your fucking balls crossed man itchy balls add me
I
Got me waiting on
I'm going to be back.
You're bad.
I added the wrong person, bro.
My name is Jesse.
I'm gonna be this guy.
How you doin' there?
My name is the Lord.
What's my name?
My name is Jesse.
Ah, I'm a king, I'm the king of VTubers.
What's my type you say?
Bulbasaur.
What's good?
What is, bro?
What is your skin?
What is your skin?
You sweet sweet boy you sweet sweet boy. Let me play with your mouth real quick. Let me put it in your mouth
You sweet sweet boy. We got no time
Oh
You can see me
Oh hell no, bro, you are not that tall you are not that tall
You're not that tall man is weak-ass skin
The fuck you ducked me you fucking ducked me you're a pussy
You're a pussy
You're a pussy. What's up? What's up Cody fucking comrad no fs. Yes wins. You're fucking loser
You're soft as shawarma fuck
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you, I'm blowing up boss house bitch. Fuck you
All right, bro, where we going
The few just the club that's classic
Oh, we can't look
We can't look a some our set brush. We go to the ASB. Oh, this spot looks kind of cool. Oh, sure
Horror
Another format what's a good or match? Ah a
Luminati HQ
Horde I verge alone for us. Are you ready?
This one
Are you ready yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time. I'll see you on the flip side
I
Oh
Fuck no
Yeah, I can hear you bro. Oh change your skin
D
Chaser change your fucking skin
Oh my bad money yo, can't you change your skin?
Yeah, like bro, let me get a body or some shit like body
bro what dude
okay here we go here we go here we go
oh that's time i like this one more i like this one more
oh fuck yeah oh my god i like when you do that
I
Wish I had the full suit bro. Oh my god. I want to run my body against yours. I do like it actually it's really warm
There's something there's something
There's something behind your ear
It's my
Let's go bro ready
I
Where in place
All fuck no, it was actually creepy on God
Good spot to came got a collect rocks and sticks to start a fire
I'm grabbing some sure
Like I'm back on the island dude
Yo, thanks
Why is everyone calling me why is everyone saying 21 team
I'm all playing bro someone just said no D gang in the chat bro I'm fucking five hours
in my stream
nah nah right now we're just collected sticks collect the rocks but our camp
do you remember where it is
I don't know but I don't remember I'm directionally challenged
Oh fuck I actually don't know where to go.
Where do we go?
Oh.
Ladies?
Ready?
Ready?
Getta?
We gotta getta.
What's the ganna?
Ahh.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
What the, that was just a deer.
It's just a deer we're good bro. It's just a deer.
I heard something.
I heard something.
something
I heard something
What is this?
We're setting up camp?
What the fuck?
Oi! Not bad!
Shall we get a little campfire going?
Let me get in there.
Hey.
In fact, yo, come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come sit on this.
Come on.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
No!
No!
Hey!
My tail.
Oh, my fucking god.
Holy shit, bro.
Bear help me up, bro. Yeah, I'm here. Help me up. Help me up. Yeah
What's that noise?
Fuck you
Why are we going towards the noise
That's not towards the noise
Oh
You see the what's that red sheet
It's another camp is that maybe our neighbors
Could be some friends to be some friends here
What the fuck is that?
Hey, stop.
On my cue.
What the fuck?
The fuck is that?
I think it's a matter daddy.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Shhh!
Why are we going towards this?
Should we land it?
Um...
I'll get off.
Hup!
Oh!
I'm gonna get off.
I'm gonna get off.
Do not move
Fuck this shit, man
Fuck sit like a little good old bar from last night
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Fuck, bro.
We go back to sleep.
What's going on, man?
Did we check the area?
We could go look.
It was just a dream, but it doesn't hurt to go look.
Yeah.
Oh!
You can hold that if you want.
Oh my god, I gotta actually hold it like fuck.
Okay, well, shit.
I
That noise you know, I do hear that and the red lights on there dude fuck bro
What
But I sip a water no not thirsty, bro
I don't know what but there's no water in your hand. What are you talking about?
Well, I was going to get out of my fucking special.
You see it or no?
No, it looks normal from here. I can't really tell. I'm really, really leading it.
Oh my god
You're lying. No, it's a tree. It's a tree. Yeah, you gotta tell our neighbors about this
We gotta tell them
Wasn't a dream, bro. I think it was a flashback
I have a wait, maybe not going in
Oh, my fucking god, Lace, Lace?
Looks like the fucking house downstairs.
What are we getting to?
Oh
No
You got a key
Now what oh look the fuck is that
Yeah, we're not meant to be here
Fuck out of here, man. What? Oh, yeah. Oh my fucking god
I know what to do.
Yeah, I'm behind you.
What's the tunnels, bro?
There's no joke.
What's the... where are the tunnels?
What?
What was that?
It hurts, don't it?
Come here.
What the fuck?
Oh
We split up
What is that?
Type of sex dungeon?
Oh, fuck no.
Smells like fucking kitchen downstairs.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I don't know.
Through the door!
Oh my god.
What the fuck you got?
Dude, that was crazy! Where the fuck are we at?
I thought we were at camp.
I don't think we're home any...
AHHHH!
Who just killed himself?!
Who just killed himself?!
We got to get out of here
Was that noise
Oh.
You got quiet.
We're in a maze.
I miss home.
I miss my home and my dad.
I miss that.
Please.
Please.
Crawl.
Crawl.
Crawl.
Hey!
Motherfucker!
You're fucking motherfuck!
Fuck you, motherfucker!
You son of a bitch motherfucker
Stop you mean you're gonna try something. What do they think?
Me let me try
Guys do you speak English?
Guys you speak English
Do not move.
EEEE
AAH!
What the fuck man!
LAAAAAAAAAAAICE!
Are you dead ass?
Are you?
It's actually black mirror, now we just, now we just exit the thing.
And now we're still so in love, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god
Hell no, bro
Wow, what a fucking game place not bad not bad at all
Yeah, I got you bird. I'll let you back to my home
Let's go clubbing. What was that plot bro? I think VR chat horror games are literally just all demos
I see you.
Oh fuck, do I look like this?
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but whatever you do, don't look behind you.
Have a girlfriend, what?
Are you there?
Have a girlfriend.
Let me actually get into my regular clothes.
Here we go.
Have a girlfriend
Let me actually get into a regular clothes
Wait, what just what'd you say I have a girlfriend. Yeah girlfriend did ass
Oh, wait Kyra, this is Lays. I want you to meet Lays Lays Kyra
Oh, yeah, I know each other. Okay. All right. Oh, okay, fire.
You know, go to bed.
Y'all just
Work
No
We have a way
How's fun, bro
I was interested for too long, but your head just started to...
Oh my god, bro, they gotta just live, uh, he tried to go crazy, maybe he tried to go
crazy.
Yeah, you baby!
I got no sound! No, not yet!
Santi's weird.
Wait, I got no sound.
This was weird as shit.
This was weird.
Who the fuck in here?
Who the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's actually so weird.
He's actually weird as fuck.
He's actually so weird.
Oh my god.
He's so weird.
Oh my god, this guy's a fucking idiot, bro.
Wait, why are you not locking the door though?
Not blaming YBG, but bro, you gotta lock the door, man.
I had a streamer party?
Deesh.
Cause they're kissing not fucking.
Bro, don't eat it, bro.
I'm gonna do the intro for you.
I'm gonna do the intro for you.
For why?
For the sexy guys.
I'm gonna do the intro for you.
I literally just seen this.
me
No, Josh, why don't I hear you at a party?
What's up, are you drunk?
I'm gonna say that I put you against each other, right?
You always show love.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Since I met you, you've been such a great soul to me and helped me a lot as well.
So I appreciate you.
That day, the Christian comes from Easton.
Yeah, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just watched the clip back of me, you wanting to speak in KSI, and it's like we really pained
along that way, bro. And I appreciate you lying, and clinging to me, and all that stuff.
And man, I'll tell you this, bro, you still that same negative about Jason Tomlin, it
don't matter if you're the biggest trimmer in the world, you still gonna be that same
I
I take away from what you built and what you've done by yourself, man
I appreciate you man. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, that was that was nice, bro, well
That works back that works. I'll be ready UV
All right chat
Lake stream. Thank you for watching. I love y'all tomorrow. I'll be live. So we got a yonder stream coming up man
Um, what are we gonna do shit? I don't fucking know
better better better
I don't know type in to come what you want me to and y'all to do we can do lots in like
We knew lost in LA. I'm down for that should be fire. Oh, yeah 10 hour straight
Yeah
So my son's worldwide
Get your money out, but don't worry, daddy's home.
I'm running out of options, put them up for adoption, sign my name on top, this is not
love baby, there's no for leave, no hush you, I'm in the bank to give you, I'm in New York
on John Chetra, supermodels in the R6, lock the door to the back.