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The fuck are y'all talking about
We are talking about my family every troll loaded plus lark
Can you chill bro? I call Marlon and dance to equate face. Let me see
Why am I out of breath, bro? That's actually bad. I actually did not move
Y'all say I'm a larper, bro, I watched the whole game. Why do you think I just went live?
The fuck I watched this whole shit. Are you crazy?
Like what's the little one there?
I thought they lost they won they won
they lost all they're out they they're out
oh oh shit oh fuck oh fuck I fucked up bro and how about PSG though bro that
That boy did belly man, crazy today.
FACTS!
FACTS, bro.
That boy did belly man, FACTS!
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
For real, for real though.
Hey bro, we about to go into London very soon.
It's about to be a movie.
You know I'm packing every single jersey I got in my closet.
gonna be fired large parts of her okay chill bro much of the loss I want to
fucking end yeah so they're out of the Champions League right correctly if I'm
on there out of the Champions League they won the game but they're out of the
Champions League okay got it got it got it okay now I'm still gonna call
Marlin and dance I'm still gonna come on and get to eat Kofi though
I
Do it now just take some money, bro
So he should be responsive
I'm down to dance
It's time
Gotta get his reaction got it bald
Bro my hair's wet chill chill, and I'm not bloated today chill chill. Please chill. Please chill. Please chill. Stop stop
I'm not bothered
Here we go. Here we go.
You set up the FaceTime call, put my headphones on, put my glasses on.
Oh
Poor fucking guy man
He looked good though leaked I ain't leaked shit, man
I know how to call people on string and set it up where I can't leak a single number
Okay, it just shows the FaceTime logs
Yeah, low on the legs bro
Make you tired call K-Sign
All right, bro. I already did the bitch
Let me chill. All right, your hair looks really healthy
Not gonna lie that chat
With my blonde hair. I didn't have these these waviness in the curliness
Child I'm starting looks sexy fast
Like look at this shit it look bro
Look at that. They'll get the curls
Look at the fucking waviness in my hair. It should look mad sexy
You need a cut now. I'm not gonna get a cut bro. That's how you chop speaking of getting chopped
Tomorrow we got a banger fucking stream
Guess what?
Everybody spammed the holes in the chat spammed the holes
I will be getting my teeth cleaned at the fucking dead test!
Then just appointment 11.45 tomorrow.
So, we got a banger early stream tomorrow.
We're gonna be going crazy, man.
As you can see, teeth need a bit of cleaning.
I've been on my glow-up journey so teeth very important and I don't want to do whitening strips because that strips the
Something mate is not good for you. So I will be cleaning my teeth
NMS boxing news
We got a lot of yo Darren we need to make now. Do I go a Darren for tomorrow's poster or?
Do I do I go AI do I go AI slop?
This might be an AI slot type of poster.
Bearer?
I dare.
Let me photoshop one, fax.
Woo!
Fuck yeah, dude.
Fuck yeah.
Pete, what mini-mentor said about you?
What I say is like, off.
Oh, that's a smart answer.
What's wrong, man?
What is this?
Please, I hope you see this clip, what I say is like,
after this match.
Jason, same as Ron, man.
Thought, boy, for you, prove me wrong.
I hope you've been training.
Vooge, training.
OK, this guy, I mean, brother, I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see on the field, bro.
Have I been training?
Have I been training?
Well, I've been running.
I mean, I've been running.
I'm being, yeah, I mean, after three days of training
with Ron, the coach even texted me,
yo, let's get one more day in before Simon Cherry match.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I've been busy.
been busy man you haven't learned how to run properly i don't want to run properly bro you're
lazy chat chat you think i'm lazy busy on vr chat chill the fuck out i have a lot to work on bro
and the thing is i'm not focused on football right now a wise man once told me even if i have a
week, two weeks of practice. I won't be like feet eye coordination is something that you're
you grow up learning. You can't pick it up in two weeks. You know what I'm saying? So my best
approach and what I think is the best to train for the charity match is cardio and getting
my twitch muscles faster facts it's true it's actually true Marlon gonna
mark you like crazy notice how no one mentioned Marlon and then you hopped on
his fucking cock speaking of Marlon bro I was scrolling on TikTok today I was
bad at boot my stream I just ate my food drank my coffee and I see YBG on
Live with alzami. Why the fuck is he on live with her, bro?
Do a chick talk to shit
Is he getting caught why not I mean you're right. Why not you're right, bro. You're right
Two hundred seconds and I'm ready to go.
Can I sleep?
Did she get off live?
She got off live?
But one of this...
She got off live?
Take a guess why?
They ended as soon as you spark.
Follow back.
but I don't follow any one of my TikTok.
All right, TikTok follow is not even real follows.
Okay, because who?
Yeah, it's not even real follows, bro.
Not sure this was posted or Jason seen this,
but Julia has a request for an anonymous boxing.
Jason, please put Mr. Arthur into an MS boxing.
I'm telling you, he won't say no.
If you call him in the spot in the way that you called me,
he will not say no.
And I promise you, I will make sure
that Arthur is ready.
I'm telling you, at Hooters you have to look like
a big tip right, Twin Peaks, they get paid enough
not to care as much.
I just feel like Twin Peaks, they're so much nicer.
That signing of his death warrant, no, chat.
We will, I will make him do ice baths and cryotherapy
and he will be training with the MMA team
and I will make sure that I personally match him
with people during sparring to make sure
that he's getting better.
Our key versus Arthur, hold on.
Let me actually satisfy,
where was Texas group chat today,
Yo, we gotta start walking in fights now. He will be used to a punch. You know it's two months from now
Like we got a lot of civilian I will make sure that he's trying training at least twice a day
And we'll get his cardio. He'll be jump-roping and he will turn into a unit
Arke not doing that. Arke not doing that, but I know who will bro
Let me let me actually call her right now and see his height and weight
I texted her that seen his clip, but she didn't respond so I'm gonna call her
Bro check iGumDrop Twitter? Is this a MasterChef hightfuck?
Jake Webber? Jake Wetter said he didn't want to fight. I asked him already.
Julia, I'm live. I've seen your clip about Mr. Author.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Let's make it happen, but I need to, I need to hide and wait.
What do you think? What do you think it's like a way is six foot man? I want to say God. What is his weight?
Maybe 160 160. Yeah, I could be wrong. Okay. Okay. How about this? What do you fight sap now?
Probably yes, he will are you are you making are you make his coach?
I will be his coach, yes.
That's actually a very good fight.
Sapnap, who?
Sapnap, he's a Minecraft...
Sapnap, okay.
He's pretty big, he's pretty big in the Minecraft community.
But he has experience in boxing.
But he's also 5'8".
Pretty decent, he's pretty decent in my life.
Okay.
He's fine, man. How much does he weigh?
He's like one...
Let me see.
He is...
one seventy-four right now,
but he's trying to get a one sixty.
He's trying to get a one sixty.
He's gonna cut down the one sixty.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, well, I will tell Arthur tonight,
and I will text you to confirm.
Is this for June 6th?
June 6th. What do you fight?
Arties are either?
I don't want to speak for him just because I know that Archie has he's done two fights now
Yeah but like those fights don't count, they don't count
They don't actually though because they were against like pitch-beaks
I think Archie would be a hilarious match but again I don't want to speak for him you know what I mean
But I will say yes for him
Okay, I'll tell him and then I'll text you later
I peace
All right now I'm gonna cause I'm gonna cost that map
Also, I need to figure out who is Guapo's replacement fight
Hey
Hey, I don't want it bro. I'm like what was like 180. I'm gonna be 180
But what was like 190 180 he's like 190 x
I'm trying to get X and myth to fight
He's too dirty what he said he's gonna
He said he's gonna that's actually good fucking fights
Looking at she says to a third 230
But in two months off that red a shade he can 100% get to at least 200 you can lose 30 pounds in two months
Which is kind of fucking insane?
but definitely possible off that fucking juice fuck no brother he's been slamming
redda he's been slamming redda that's not how it works but he lost a hundred
pounds in my two months off redda I'm pretty fucking sure welcome to this
matter eats a lot I don't think I understand when you are on redda like
Lacey told me this when he was at Coachella. He ate one taco and it felt like he was gonna throw up
Educate yourself before you speak. I've done research on red and peptides
You talk about red more than them. I mean, bro, I like to learn new things and new different things
about
Fitness. Oh set map
No, sap. I'm I'm live, bro
How you doing man?
I said how are you doing man now you're good you're good so I've told my chat
that like you know you're down to fight but it just has to make sense for you I
have a fight maybe possibly I was wondering if you'd be there um he's a
streamer pretty pretty good streamer his name is mr. Arthur I don't know if you
know who that is but yeah yeah he but the only he's inexperienced the only thing
is he's six foot tall 160 yeah but the thing is you have you have um experience
on him I know he's taller than like good you got good tight on you so
Yeah
He's a he's a twig though. He doesn't really have muscle
Yeah
Okay bet okay bet I'll hear you all through about it then
Okay, okay, that's it not fair I think it is though I think it is
Because you know the he's got reach but sat down I got experience I feel like that is fair Dana yellow in the chat
Self promo
Do you actually fucking self promo rage is so fucking petty trues in the big 2026
retard let Bruce style you for sure because holy fuck you kinshore's I don't
talk swag with peons you fucking pilgrim damn bro I don't talk swag with
Pionts
Damn
Removed a hit come on bro rage you got bro
Why is he doing that dude?
Why is he doing that?
Let's go Ziggy
I
Bro, why are you sending this? I already seen this. Let's go to the comment. All right. Oh, as you can see in the title y'all
Yanax Jason Shreem today.
Now what we have planned?
Mad content, all right?
Mad content.
She said she wants to go to Build-A-Bear and Build-A-Bear.
Okay, so we're gonna go do that.
Put a little voice memo in the Build-A-Bear.
That should be cute, cool, cuddly, cute and cuddly
like her community.
And then this was my idea.
All right, this is my idea.
All right, as y'all know, please don't be weird.
Popeye's just dropped a new one-piece meal.
So we're gonna go try that one-piece meal, facts.
Should be a banger.
Don't be fucking weird.
Don't be weird.
That's literally gonna hit.
And then, boom, TTS McBain or some shit?
Like, bro, it's gonna hit.
Or it could eat at the air.
Or, bro, if y'all got ideas, fuck it.
The thing is last time when me and yana collab I try to think of like
Ideas and this is what I realized with collabs bro like
Doing cool shit is cool like the what's in the box. I think that was asked for on the owners like looking back like having I
Like super plan shit. It's sometimes asked because it takes away from an interaction between the two creators
So, but I mean yana is always good vibes. It should be it should be good
FL so y'all want to FL segment I was thinking about that but I don't know
bro I don't know I feel like you know I don't know about that ban those two words
first of all it's two letters dumb fuck there's no second of all
LMAO this shit frying me isn't your friend a racist school shooter. He's not a school
shooter. That's actually good replies. That's actually great replies from Tusk. Jason please
He's put this whole some car from Yugi. Yeah, this rap music go with the fuck is happening. Was this the bus alone game do this oh
Speaking to do this rock climbers hang on muck into muck bang into Iroh dressed in press at their store and have chat
Nicely not a bad idea. I'm down to have her give me a fit. I'm down to have her give me a fit
Bro, yeah, I mean we don't have anything like set set plane like the builder bear
We don't have to do a bit of a pop I don't have to do that
But I'm down to do um
We can have the muck main boss. I do want to try to muck the pop eyes
One piece meal. Okay to see if it's as mid as the anime. I'm just kidding one piece fans Jesus Christ
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding
It's a long anime I've watched the live action though, I fuck with a live action
Rock climbing though, I don't know about rock climbing, but I do like the dress to impress at a thrift store
I don't know what dressed in Paris or maybe like just like you have her feet and then I fit her style swap
There we go style swap, bro. Let's do it. I'm actually down
Healed bro send a healed clips in 2026. Let's see what it is
I
Get out of this bro like come on you're down what you don't want fridge you're the fridge friend
You're the fridge protector
It's not to get out of here, bro. He's got his arm around YBG. You know what YBG is trying to do, man!
Yup, Yugi comes save the day. Separate. Yup, great plays, Yugi. I like this out of you.
I'm sorry for singing.
Wix reveals his brand new 700,000 Ferrari SF90 Spyder at 21 years old he's this rich!
FUCK!
Four night be paying like that bro still!
Bro...
Range Rover SF poor's not a limits turbo as Lamborghini Urus poor's panorama oh my
god.
One, two, one, six, one, two, five SF-90 Spider-Man.
Oh, this is me.
I mean, I've been looking at this car for, what, like, two months?
Oh, man.
Holy shit, bro.
So this is tap caps, bro?
Is this tap caps, or what is this?
This is why Epic Games had to fire 2,000 people so Clips can get his Ferrari.
he don't got a may back though
oh I knew that I knew that I know he's
Fleecing the fuck out of exit to bro like
Like it took me like a month to say
He's just like he just he's just so rich man, just
I
Got a boss up, bro, I got a boss up ironic
Well, I'm rich. He's wealthy. I'm rich. He's wealthy. What do you own?
I'm a bag
You've got to start investing I do have investments
Matter of fact, let me let me oh investment account. I haven't opened this in a while
400 credit score by the way who has 500 nice GG why y'all saying GG's investing in bullshit
Brian hey bro I don't know if y'all seen the coffee podcast Brian I was talking about NFTs
I was talking about NFTs, I was talking about the podcast about how I was doing NFTs, Brian
right here, this is my elementary school friend, 44 months, look he's got the founder badge,
he put me on NFTs, I made like six figures off NFTs off 300 bucks, he gave me the 300
bucks, and now he's in Puerto Rico, um, fully chrome-hearts out buying yachts and fucking
bad bitches.
Miss you, yo, Brian. I'm dead ass, but we got a link man. We got a link
This is a good fight
You don't text me back. I did leave all my day ones back at all. It's a way bro. That's cap, bro
Talking about onion
Damn, I'm a hoe, bro. I
I just texted back. Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm busy, bro. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's my real day one. That's my day one, day one.
I think I've texted you five times already. Yeah.
So, when they get money, you interested? I'm not like he didn't get any money.
And Brian has always been richer than me. So, stopped with that shit.
I realized that I need to reconnect with my old friends, dude
And and one of these days I want to go bowling with all my high school friends
Maybe even elementary friends and see what they're doing
I said that last month. Yeah, and I tried and then I'm just like I
Got this to do and then I got that to do and then they don't got made back so
still crazy how this dude only got part of when he was already one of the big
streamers on the platform
Jason wants to be a part of this drama so bad and I know toast he's really smart
he wouldn't tweet and delete something like that without a smart reason toast
probably know something we don't in his plain chest and Jason is playing
Checkers this is all part with the speed is faster and would beat the fuck out of Jason and his dick is bigger
Tweet this is all part with that shit not a speed no the speed to use me way fucking worse way way
Well, it's true retweet
Okay.
Ahem.
So.
You did?
Daaah!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is Niko doing?
You did?
Daaah!
Who put a bounty I'll see go
Cameraman hello
Was he running bro help sneaker
Wait, did he could even connect the punch
Oh my god, bro, he
No, yeah, bro. I'm not like how do you miss skank? He actually missed
He actually missed and then he went to a choke hold
How do you miss and what the fuck did sneaker do? Probably that like it
probably he must have seen the clips or some shit he must have been on Twitter
seeing him fucking throwing up throwing up the hands throwing up that one hand
Dr. Pepper had bro dr. Dr. Pepper snuck his ass Jesus dude
that's fucked
That's fucked dude stop licking me this clip I've already seen this shit dude
Don't leave your phone on arky
Hey Siri text I could or tell him a let's give her xp
No way, right?
Wait, dude.
Wait, what was his son's phone?
No.
He didn't send it.
It's not his body.
That's not his body.
That's not his body.
Hey Siri, text I Kuno, tell him, hey, let's get our ex-pio.
Oh
See every set that bit no cuz when you when you tell see to do that you got a click send afterwards. I'm pretty sure
Ari blackball
Holy shit the OSES versus in shambles right now
Partner bad your ship she was flexing a degree saying oh, yeah
Yeah, I keep on noticing on Twitter, I got viewers, I got partner bags, and she was like telling me, like, brand names, saying, like,
like, I actually don't like Jada, and she was basically lying to Jada saying I like her, and she's like,
oh, she's a good girl, bro.
Amirah.
Is it usually Amirah's mutual, or did Jada like her?
Jada like her, and then argue that.
That's fucked, man. That's fucked, bro.
Jada.
Maybe it's time to dabble out of just only Asian girls, man.
J-Dab.
J-Dab on his guapo shoe.
Ironic.
She's not Asian.
Wait, Arby's not Asian?
What?
I thought she was Asian.
I'm tripping it.
No.
Armenian well wait Middle Eastern well technically that counts as Asian right
She's
My so cool man best of luck on the TED talk from all of NMS
So what is the red circle around the pigeon mean?
Holy shit. Nah, she's onto bigger and better things. He knows that she's on it like that
She's going to change the fucking world
Pigeon less bloated than you I'm banning you though
Go change the world Maya and I'll sit here and I'll react to Twitter clips
Let's fucking go Maya
Us streamers will stay she will stay at home and we're gonna keep look clicking links
But you you go girl
kill the world
Important.
What is this, MasterChef?
That's good TikToks, bro.
I mean, that's not even bad TikToks at all.
Oh, she won! Is that the announcement?
Oh my god, she won the Masterchef.
Oh my god.
You need this?
Why is my VR set up more than my rent?
My fucking god.
Why is my VR gaming?
My bubble VR history of a-
Oh, it's, it's, it's, I'm not even showing my woes, woes.
Are you in the chat?
Woe, Geto, Woe, Geto.
Logito, are you in the fucking chat?
I mean, I could get the...
No, Lose.
Lose, you got the card.
Start swiping that motherfucker.
Battery pack that has a fin that cools my head down.
My vibe tracker so that I can use my Udicap VR controller gloves with the Quest 3.
My touching trackers on my gloves for spatial tracking.
Wait.
My Udicap VR controller gloves that lets me play VR games with my hands.
It's so that I can eventually use things like what my best and wrist straps has 40 motors in this vest right here
Holy best, okay. I don't need the vest bro. I just need to say anything. I think
The the wrist straps the headset the hip one and the ankle ankle things are good enough
I feel gunshots. I can feel this is important. Oh, you can feel explosions. Okay. Okay. Actually,
that's fire. You need it all. Oh, like if I get stabbed in game, I'll feel it in real life.
Holy shit. I have to sure about oh my god, if I get fucking shot. What would that feel like?
Ten tactics to rock and feel my muscles contract in real time so I can feel being stabbed
My exoskeleton that is since my legs were running on this trip. No, I'm
Late woes don't I don't I have the exoskeleton. We buy that for the summer though. Isn't that this looks like the same shit
We got that
Crazy
Not it.
The Angel 2 Pro is...
Why is my...
I didn't even hear anything about this, cuz I spent about an hour trying to stop me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Yo!
This is crazy!
Okay, that's crazy.
No, I need this.
I need this idea.
I actually need this.
One dollar for me.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
He's swimming!
When all I need is another candidate to meet me down.
Please tell me!
Wait, that's actually fire.
Way was we need this we need this playboy Carti's girlfriend Gio goes off on him
on her IG story sparking rumors that they broke up you met your match bitch
act playboy Carti I play with a lot of things but with a bitch ass ain't never
been the case. At Playboy Cardi, you lanky bitch you. On my dead granny grave you won't
know rest until I'm dead. Call me on, call whoever on me. I'm just getting started.
Let's ask the audience which song do they want first at Playboy Cardi. At Playboy Cardi
you got until 11 a.m. and answer me before I turn this bitch up. I'm gonna harass
you to the day I die bitch you think you the only psyched out person in the
world bitch ass me or dog shit down your your back before I let you think some
shit like that at Playboy Carti I mean bro this this this literally does
nothing except increase Playboy Carti's aura bro
Oh my god, though.
I'm just kidding, man.
I'll stand with Gio.
I think they broke up.
Were they ever together, though?
You so gay?
Hey, you meet Gio? Did I meet Gio?
I don't think I did.
I don't think I did.
Let's give it a try.
No, chill, chill. I'm gonna eat this with Yana today.
That vamp dick got her going psycho can't blame her me and auntie always having these hoes going brazy Guapo
I mean bro, this is not the first time a
Situation like this has happened honestly, I think playing with Cardi has done worse shit
It was good while it lasted. No one expected a violent, negligent, asthmatic drug addict
to keep a healthy relationship anyway. Leak his whole album.
Bald-headed bitch, chill, damn, that vamp penis turned her straight and now she acting crazy.
Is that all?
You're actually so much braver than I thought.
Only because you're here.
Oh my god! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
Only because you're here.
I
Bro, it's like who knows a real life decade that could
Highly important
How did he actually get away with this whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, I don't know I
I didn't see him. I didn't I never seen these clothes before on the other side. I thought he was just a monger steaming
This is important
Why do you want this as a daily?
Why wouldn't I want this is but this is actually bro
Well, this is kind of tough
Dude why body sRT Hellcat
Hold on bro, how much does this cost?
I might actually get this as a daily
70 bro, wait
Wait, what I can go buy this right now. I
Go buy this right fucking now Culver City's literally like mad close. No, I'm pretty sure Culver City's like
40 minutes 30 minutes
50 bands
50 bands
Well, I can I can go to this dealership and
Literally fucking swipe my car and get this car right now first ever Asian to get a hell cat
Why is this so is this how much a hell cat usually cost chat?
32,000 miles is that a lot?
That's a scat it's not a oh this is scat pack
Why don't I don't know the difference is scat pack worse than hell cat what's the difference?
slower slow and fat less horsepower I'm gonna be honest though bro I'm not the
type to go super fast in a car like I drive pretty safely I guess scared
driving fast and that might mean a pussy that's what I got to make it that's what I got to make that
by the gods bro what are we not moving on how what does she keep on getting dropped on his head
she's dragging it calm down 12 minute video it was sexual intercourse with two concerning
Adults as she gave him verbal consent. This was not a soul as consent was giving and her not being able to voice out her thoughts
After is not psycho knows fall
Hmm
Don't watch it move on I don't know what her point was so what so why does she do this?
We skip in this
She wants she wants the cloud. All right, let's give her the cloud bro. I went to evil Las Vegas alone
But I wasn't alone I
shared a hotel room was like who know I
Just want to hear the bullshit that she makes it but I didn't know
If the note is correct, let's see other intentions
He bagged and I didn't ask him to share a room with me. I just simply asked him. Hey, are you going to evil Las Vegas?
He said yes, and I said, oh, I'm trying to look at 12 minutes to X. Yo, bro
Can we fucking sit and relax? Yana told me yo 5 p.m.
Konamakura about 5 p.m. What the fuck else are we gonna do?
I'm trying I'm trying to go this year. I'm looking at hotels and everything's so expensive
Do you pretty much have like a matter of fact? I'm going back to one X so I can focus
Recommendations like I know he lives in Las Vegas and he said oh you're planning come by a car. Okay, oh
Focus I actually have room if you just want to
Like room with me and I said and I at first was not against it
I was like, are you sure like no? I don't want to
to intrude, like I don't mind getting my own hotel and all this.
Like I was insistent on being like, oh, no, it's fine.
And then he said, no, no, no, like I have extra room.
I repeat.
So basically another Riz victim of Saikunov's.
Wait for it.
And I even asked him, I'm like, are you
rooming with a group or with friends?
And he said, no, but there's two beds.
So like, you'll get your own bed.
You know, like, I, yeah.
Victim?
Kodoko victim.
Victim can be used in a lot of different ways, Jack.
Just like the word predatory.
So I took his offer.
No, it sounds bad.
Being a dumbass, I took his offer.
But I did later.
I
Even offered to pay him back. I said, um, how much should I save up for accommodations? He said, oh, no
No, no, no, you don't have to pay me back. Like I already have room for the hotel
You don't have to pay me. Oh, he was tricky and bro
So yeah, I shared a room with Sekuno
Um, at Evil Las Vegas.
Says you.
And we had plans to watch a movie together.
We had plans to watch a horror movie together.
I know this method, bro.
That man Saikun, oh, you are different.
I think we should watch a movie. Maybe a horror movie? Scary.
Until Bond, that movie's ass. Actually, I didn't even get to finish it, but that movie's ass.
He has a hotel in Milliams in Vegas, yes.
We were watching the movie and he started to get very angsty or something.
I don't know how to explain it, but-
Someone to find angsty in the chat?
He pretty much tried to make a move on me.
And I was fully trying to say like, I'm just here to watch the movie.
But me being a dumbass and not being very, like, what's the word, very strong in like
mentally, not physically. I mean like, like maybe this is a people-pleaser in me, but um,
and maybe I don't know, benefit the doubt or because I still thought he was cute or I don't know.
He tried to,
I don't know, maybe like, maybe this is a people-pleaser in me, but um, and maybe
I don't know benefit the doubt or because I still thought he was cute or I don't know
He tried to make a move on me resolute, I don't know but he made a move on me it did take
Like 30 minutes
I don't want to share this, I don't like sharing this on, this is like so personal, like I
don't talk about my intimate life at all, but I don't sleep with anyone that I'm not
dating. And it didn't happen that night. I didn't want it to happen. So instead, I just
gave him oral. Okay. I just, and then when he fell asleep, I got out of bed and I just
ate a banana and I was just staring out the window. I was dissociating. I think I was
sort of just dissociating.
And I'm like, what the fuck happened?
What just happened?
And then in the morning,
I barely slept that night.
Then in the morning,
he didn't really want to talk about it.
And I was just trying to open it up and talk to him about what happened.
And then we were going to talk about it, I don't know, later, or something.
I don't know.
But I can't remember.
But he ends up hugging me, but then pushes me onto the bed from the hug.
And we end up having sex.
And I didn't have it in me to tell him to stop.
So I just let it happen.
And while this was happening, while we were doing it, I always wear protection and I only
sleep with people I am in relationship with.
So I'm not used to one night stands or anything like that.
But we were not using protection and I'm wingly hard of hearing, if you guys don't
know already.
But in the heat of the moment, he asked me if it was safe and I didn't hear him, but
I just said mm-hmm and he finished inside of me and then that was it.
And then we just laid there for a little bit and then I brought it up, I asked him.
I asked him straight up.
was your last relationship and do you sleep around often? Like is this normal for you?
Because I told him straight up, I do not sleep with people, I do not sleep with people, I
do not date. I do not sleep with people that I do not date. That is just a moral of mine.
I find it very intimate with whoever, so and I don't actually have, I've only slept with
ever, like I've only ever slept with three people, well four now, but I've only been with
in three relationships.
So it was very new to me.
I've never had a one night stand or anything like that.
So I asked him, I'm like, do you, is this normal for you?
do you sleep around a lot?" He said, no, I just... he was being around the bush the whole time
that I was asking these questions, by the way. I'm like, then why did you sleep with me?
And he said, oh, it's just, you know, giving me really half ass answers, you know?
Like, oh, I just, you know, I've known you for a while and I know you're very sweet and,
you know, you look nice. And then I asked him this question and...
So far, the Twitter note seems to be correct, um, Saicuno, as much as I don't want to def-
def- defan- Saicuno here, that boy is a DING, man!
And I said, when- But he didn't- it was consensual.
What is your last relationship?
And he said three years ago.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He's my bad. Dude. This dude is actually like a pathological liar.
So in my head, he just be nutty and random girls. Yeah, I'm not going to ask crazy.
Yo, he's my film. It's crazy to that's why I feel so blindsided and backstabbed because
I asked these questions and they ended up being complete lies.
So when I really felt blindsided and backstabbed by all the information that was coming out.
So he was basically lying that he was low XP.
His ass not low XP, bro.
Horror movie?
Come on, bro.
That's the that's the most default he was smurfing. He's max level smurfing
Bro, he was a lion he's lying his ass is prestige
Bro, just remind me of that fucking anime bro. What's that anime where everybody doesn't think he's the uh main character
um, but he actually is
Oh my god bro, y'all know what I'm talking about man.
No, not so well, you know.
And man, it's a pan.
Ah, no, no, no, no.
And Eminence of Shadow, holy fucking shit dude.
Eminence of Shadow, bro.
Sikuno is dead ass, oh my god, bro.
This is dead ass Sikuno, bro.
Holy shit.
Oh my fucking God, bro.
If you know, you know, bro.
I really was because I asked those two questions, like if he was in a relationship or like
when his last relationship was and if he sleeps around and he told me no and three
years ago. And after that, I went on about my day. And then I ended up not, I ended up
running into someone I'm very close with. And they offered me to stay in their hotel
room because I didn't feel comfortable sleeping in mine. So I ended up sleeping at my friend's
hotel room for the next two nights. And you guys can even tell, you guys can even see
on Twitter if you guys look at my Evo outfits. The first outfit is in a very different hotel
room than the other two. And that's because I ended up moving to another hotel. The first
one is in the one that I'm with Saicuno. And I ended up sleeping in the hotel that
means Saicuno had on the last night because he ended up checking out early and sleeping
at his house. So that was the only time I saw him. We ran into each other a couple of
more times at EVO, but we didn't really say anything and so she went back to him. He didn't
really want to talk about what happened. And then I struggled with this for a while.
And I had someone in my life be there for me and kind of try to help me through this.
And my dumb ass tried talking about it with Saikunno later,
trying to understand what happened,
because it's not something I'm used to.
And he pretty much beat around the bush the whole time.
And then he would say things like, oh, I'm confused.
I just wanted to.
I don't know what happened.
To know what you felt about that.
And I said, no, I want to know what you felt about this,
because I already told you how I felt.
And he said he was sorry that he made me,
he was sorry that he gave me that impression
and that he would want to reconcile.
And me being the dumbass I am,
I still wanted to be friends with him for some reason.
Um, so I get to be a demon!
Fuck you, Saikunoo!
And that's why we still played games.
And then I ended up seeing him at TwitchCon at the Riot Party,
and we actually talked in person for the first time since.
And he actually brought that part up and said,
like he was sorry and stuff,
and that he was sorry for giving me the impression.
thought he was, you know, honestly sorry and I accepted it and I thought I was
only one because I literally straight up asked him if he sleeps around and he
said no. So sorry I thought I was only one. Did I think we're gonna be in a
relationship? No. He's, I knew how much older he was in me and how what is she?
And I was like why would he want to be in a relationship with someone much
younger. How old is she? So, oh my god, bro. I don't tell me this is not a team, bro. 25, 25 and 34, 25. She's 25. Wait, that's okay. That's, that's not, that's not crazy. I'm gonna be honest. Once you're 25. I feel like that's, they didn't really think that, you know, it was, you know, it was going to go anywhere.
So, yeah, I just said, I think it's fine, like we'll just reconcile as friends and that's that and then...
Bro.
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
I'm so sorry.
Oh my fucking god!
He really like, bro, his strat is crazy, man.
His strat is fucking insane.
He goes on stream.
Bulbasaur!
Off stream, he's like, yo.
You look mad good
She pulled up my hotel room
Let's watch a little horror movie
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, nah, I don't want to watch it on the TV
Let's watch it on the MacBook so we can get close
Boom get in there. Oh
My god, he said
I'm the only one in the entire night
Oh no
But I'm the only one who's strong
Oh my night
Oh no
Holy fucking Brismonster
I
To me it sounded like she just regretted
her decision was speaking with Sikuno, which is fair, but I think she just like
wanted to come out and say that. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what she said that.
Damn bro, damn bro, oh my god, that's like, how crazy.
Disconnect TV from the Wi-Fi so you can't cast it or sign in on anything too?
No, I'm going what was the demon was are you a secret demon to was I was are you a demon to the fuck is that strategy?
Not a magbook method is
It's why you're though, bro.
He's crazy about it.
Oh my God, dude.
Any, any.
You know what I mean?
Oh my God.
Can we go buy a Hellcat now?
What are you talking about?
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Hey, let's not glorify these actions, okay?
Chat.
Let's not glorify fucking cheaters
and manipulators and liars, okay?
I'm gonna put my cape on and say,
it's like who knows?
He's a demon.
But demons are bad.
In a world full of demons,
be an angel, respect women.
get some calm shit low-key bro this shit is more expensive than the fucking hellcat
what
this shit is more expensive than the hellcat why would i not just get the hellcat it's cooler
oh wait wait me can you move the cards more to the right
this is the last clue this is the last clue it's blocking
more even more even more like this way oh to your left to your left sorry yeah to your
left to your left yeah there you go there you go I don't get it yeah that's perfect that's
perfect okay oh we just wanted to see you again that's all I'm just so dumb
I got a glimpse of the off-stream psychonell.
Why?
You look nice today.
Guys, stop.
Okay.
Whatever, dude.
Someone get a load of this guy.
Yo!
Someone get a load of this guy.
Oh my fucking god.
He is a low XP larper.
Low XP larper.
Holy shit take notes, but I'm not taking notes from this fucking Riz monster. All right. I don't like doing that shit
Ironic? No. I'ma be honest with y'all, the Saikunlal body count gotta be in the hundreds
at this point. As a 30-14 year old, bro, he probably racked up an insane amount of bodies.
E-bodies, bodies, bro. He was doing the every fucking Stratton and Buck hotel room
Shradd, yo, um, holy shit. Me, though! Me, though! I, I don't, I never did that. I'm
gonna be honest, I don't like doing that. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the low XP
LARP-er. Alright, I actually don't like doing that.
Okay, so y'all think I just be sticking for the idea of just like
meeting someone for the first time and going in and fucking them and nutting in
them but first of all that's dirty like bro you don't know what you know you don't
know what people have bro you know who could culture is so popularized
nowadays you know people people got crazy shit you know me especially in
L.A. brother go to a club bring a girl home and she started talking about
base and then what what do you know fuck somebody that's like nah nah bro nah
bro nah you guys wicked out here you got to be careful I'm serious
sounds like it happened to you no I never did that I never I never went in
I never did a one I don't want to talk about it
Okay, I don't I don't like I did it
I mean, bro
Your birthday fuck y'all talking about
I never hold around, let's say that, I never hold around, because yeah, I'm a demisexual.
What the fuck am I talking about, Jesus Christ, fuck, fuck off, holy shit, oh my god, what
tiktok should I make we on it today y'all
dude stop using the term for it bro I don't like that shit man
x-pang g9 what is this what is this is this a this isn't even America and an
American car can I even buy this shit
when by cease and that is east by Latina but I'm gonna buy a Hellcat
it's like who know whenever it goes Jason me files drop you're allowed to go
crazy brother how well what what files what files I'm 21 even I see people
on Twitter saying, oh, what Jason, Jason used to make conjure where he bridges a girl every
day. First of all, that was content. I didn't actually go and sleep with these fucking girls.
Um, um, and I was also 19, 18, 19, like, damn, bro, it's a big fucking difference.
What the fuck is this Hellcat?
twerking what is this is this why does it sound like that a super charger
Oh
Bulbasaur, holy shit, holy fucking shit
Found you the hell cat
Hold on, Chad, we go buy a car today. Oh, that's just as 84,000. Okay. That's a bit expensive
But this is literally down the fucking street
Hellcat wide-body red-eye
Bro, but now I'm not gonna lie. This is tough though, bro
Like imagine me
Imagine me, but I'll probably lease it. I'll probably lease a hellcat because honestly
In my would I keep the hellcat forever? Probably fucking not
test drive at least
Yeah, I have to go to y'all know within an hour
So now
And let's see how far y'all know is for me
you
you
you
you
you
you
wait where I check oh I'm stupid why do I think there's no way let's check
Tiktok straight dick in my straight dick in my fucking eye on my IG now my
Tiktok gotta be a lot of women my Tiktok woman gotta be woman
shit penis in my shit dude the people spamming hold on straight men by the
way sorry to break the news wait is everyone at least payment and like
posting the sub subreddit carpenter gift where it's like that she's like
this are they just like men with girl pfps now that everybody has seen me struggle you
You guys have seen me going sane to learn the dance.
I'm about to teach it to you.
Okay.
Say what lie, he wrote.
Say what lie.
What the fuck?
Say what lie.
Where the fuck is this?
Where the sound, bro?
Say what lie.
Stop!
Say what lie, he wrote.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That's a piece of it.
Ahhhh!
That's a decent error.
Tiktok Studio?
I've never opened this before, bro. I've never opened this shit before.
Analytics?
Kazan, here we go, here we go!
Spend the holds in the chat!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, baby.
Baby come on. I need at least 30% here. I need 30%
20%
That's not bad
That's not bad
That's actually pretty fucking good
That's pretty fucking good much
Trippin'?
Yo!
Viewer insights!
32%
women!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, that's crazy!
Check age?
Bro, this shit sounds about right, man.
Sounded about right.
Yeah.
No, that's pretty fucking good.
Damn.
Bro, shout out to the 55-year-olds
that be watching Jason and Wayne, man.
I'm 30 teen watchings.
That'd be fucking woes, dude.
55 teen watching Jason and Wayne.
Wow, that's fire, dude.
the flock yeah I can see everybody's demographic
bro has 30,055 teams watching me
W Lola man, shout out to Lola
Yup, oh shit, maybe I should start paying people
let me delete this before I leave some shit on my phone
Maybe I should start paying people to post nice in-context clips that have accurate captions
and who wants a job?
Sure good word.
Hold on now, Ray seems to be hiring.
I think you need to stop.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Where's my, where's my, uh, nope.
I think you need to stop walking on eggshells and stop caring what other people think.
Pop your shit!
Fuck off!
Come on bro
W's man, we need this we need this
Vacuum wait, it's time. It's time to stop caring about what?
Yeah, let me ask the people I hate on Ray
Don't actually watch Ray
Brother you are bloated. I need a band of word bloated for my jam series
It's her calm.
So does her calm watch her for her gameplay and her for her?
Or for her fucking political takes and her takes on Twitter?
Like, bro, who cares, man?
Why does it screen like that?
Why does it scream like that?
It just sounds like ass!
It sounds like Blackwing sounds better.
Blackwing not your body?
I think the Hellcat looks better though.
It just looks way more different.
I'm gonna be honest, the Blackwing, it just looks like a regular, like, you know what
I mean?
shit. Facts or no, I mean, I'm not a car guy from and from a non car guy looking
into the car universe. I like the hell cat looks or peeling. I got the car
community riled up, bro. Okay ugly as fuck. You can see one every day. Okay,
But you can't you will never see an Asian guy driving a hellcat it every day
Facts come on. Yo, what do we think you what are we thinking? What are we thinking? I don't know I
Feel like I get the hellcat as the daily
You're not gonna see an Asian dude in a black one too
Such I mean, I don't know like what demographic be getting the black wing
Oh
White guys yeah, no, I'm not doing
I don't want to be in W either everybody got a BMW
W204
No, see
Fuck.
I don't know, bro.
I could go get a daily.
I do got a couple checks coming in.
Should I remake this or not?
Do get this instead.
Z06.
I
Brother hold on. I'm not trying
This is a Corvette. Oh hell no fuck. I don't like a Corvette man. I'm gonna I don't like a Corvette
I don't want to get the best car for you
He do it don't us in that Aston
Oh
No, no, how much is dish I could dead ass be doing donuts
How much is this bro, this is not a daily this is this could be a daily I feel like
I mean would I daily this or maybe I'll see how it is
Is this this is a old money what slight 200k? Yeah, I'm not doing that fuck
Fuck that you're crazy
Only created with a I said that's true though. No one is getting a
Bro, honestly, what's that? What's the cheapest good best Aston?
Multi-millionaire by the way, okay, that doesn't mean go spend 300k on Aston Martin
Nah, I don't want a black way. I don't want a black way
Fuck a fast car get this
Yeah, let me get a fucking electric car
You fucking stink
I'm not spending 200 300 on a car bro. My budget is probably like a hundred a hundred on a daily chat
I can stop linking me fucking super cars my super cars the Maybach alright
My budget is probably a hundred. Oh my god. I might have two cars dude
Supra? I mean I could get a Supra. What are you thinking? This guy's, you just, bro, what
is this, man? This is a GTA car, bro. Alright. Need something similar with Agent?
Chat! I mean the Amazon rainforest. I gotta survive 24 hours. I gotta make my shelter,
Find some food, find some water
Wait, how did he get, how did he get
How did he get, how did he get Wi-Fi?
Wait, did I ask?
Yo!
Nah, bro.
Wait, oh he's not live yet.
Starlings and they're not exploring?
I'm not gonna lie, that's fire, man.
That's fire.
24 hours into Amazon rainforest?
Nah, he gotta do a week.
He's got to do a week bro if you really man it's 24 hours, bro
You don't need to drink water you don't need to do shit in 24 hours. He's got to do a week
Dude I'm not buying that cut I need that
What is this?
Oh, wait.
Dark song.
You can't afford reggae-ra.
Can I afford this?
How much is this?
Oh, coal!
Coal!
Coal!
I don't know bro I feel like this lives mad expensive
it's time Chino brother there's a time period where I actually was gonna get
called like this because I was just I was so tapped into the Mexican
Tiktok dance with Yana I hate this way Yana
I'm down and let me send this to myself bro you not hitting that who died who died
I can't hit this shit right now!
I just got a little beginning, bro.
Why y'all staring at sun? I can't hit that!
I can't hit that!
like that or not legs not moving learn the dance you not JDab uh I can't JDab all of
this fucking center are you not your goddamn mom it's really a trend on tiktok why you
me a zesty because this
Steve how do I do it bro how do I do it how do I let's defy myself why are you
running away it's same feet same hands okay okay there's got to be like a
What the fuck? Do you taste like how you run?
BITCH! I'm trying to learn, bro!
Just learn, bro! How do I do it?
How do I do it?
Stop putting your legs in.
Tch! Tch!
Ask J-Dem.
Hold on, bro. Let me look at myself on OBS and try to make the dance.
Hey, wait.
What do I do with my hands?
I feel like I'm doing it though!
I feel like I'm doing it!
I'm kinda doing it!
Why the fuck are you crossing your legs?
Look at, look like a whip!
For the love of God, sit down here!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
I feel like this is a bad tutorial, bro.
That's too much.
Bro, you're a good tutorial. I gotta hit this with Yana.
All right now that everybody is seeing me struggle you guys have seen me going saying to learn the dance
I'm gonna teach to you quick and easy bro quick and easy
You're not brazilian stop
Bro, so
Okay, just get used to pumping see that pump
Boom, okay. Now you wanna you wanna time it with with your step see that see this one boom
So pause, middle, boom, come middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, okay, now this is
the hardest part and I cannot really explain it, I wasn't going to explain it, but you
just have to watch it.
Okay.
Boom and you're going to step, so look, look, this is my right side, right arm, right leg,
pump instead, and I learned recently it's heel, I'm going to step it toe, you step
heel.
Oh, heel.
See that movement?
Hop to that, boom once you hit it.
Boom, and then you kind of boom, hop, switch.
Boom, hop, switch, boom, hop.
See what I'm doing?
And then, I don't know, okay, boom, hop, switch,
boom, hop, switch, boom, hop, switch, boom, hop, switch.
And then you just gonna learn to get it.
I was so stiff, I was like, too much more, I did it.
Y'all got the stickers.
Someone's gonna put sticker in here,
but I was like this.
I don't even know what I was doing,
but I was like a Roblox character.
Loosen up, loosen up, boom hop, switch, boom.
And then it's just, but you gotta go insane.
If you're not going insane,
try to learn your client, do it all right?
And then, and then you just do like the little,
run, boom, boom, boom, run, run, run, boom, boom, boom,
run, run, run, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Why are y'all not spending W's bruh, am I doing it wrong for whale?
You dance like a white person?
That's the most disrespectful thing you could say to me, bro.
I'm literally doing that, bro. I'm literally doing that. Your dance is off rhythm? Am I
Not doing that
Oh, I'm not moving my head
These are fucking legs!
Fuck this shit man, is there an easier trend or some shit man?
Is there an easier trend or some shit me and Yana can do bro?
It is it's easy stop twisting your hips
Bitch we moved on from that segment, bro
Step forward and pump the arm you would look tough and is
This is how you dance
China fly 26 years old. What are you linking me?
But you know what? I'm just gonna hit the dance pocket. I've dead. I don't know how to hit that
Well, I swear I seen poke man hitting the dance too, bro. I
See fucking poke man hit it in the way she can hit a better than me, bro
Look at her and her neighbor, bro.
She's not doing it.
Why are you twisting?
Wait, my nostrils are twist my pips so one two so one two
One two a one two hot one
No
Stop dabbing you lean
Finally, I see it finally is in the chat.
I
Have dancing just twisting and
Stop licking me cars I already did this sick me this is like easy as hell
Okay, this is not a trim, bro. They're just fucking trolled. They're just trolled. This
This is, this is, this is straight jester.
What?
Bro, everybody out in London!
What the fuck?
What the fuck? That's live?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Randomly she adapted to London!
It's uh, Gregg's.
That was so fucking-
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Anyhow.
I think a dad's gonna go back to the YouTube route.
Which honestly, I think
it's fire for him.
It's good for him.
What do y'all think? I think that's good.
Honestly.
YouTube not a bad show bro
So this is what I'm hitting
SOOOOOO
HAH KLAGAH KLAGAH
DEDEDEDE
And you bring life and bring your feet to man
You're a god!
Keep running, keep running, keep running!
Create your own trend
Buh, bro
This, this new trend?
Did this sound banging though?
hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
hold on we don't have to hit this
7000 audio?
quit little Mimi
hey hey hey hey hey
he ain't that shit
fucking you be gone stupid you go crazy
I thought we posted this one this one's easy to learn
oh today we're just there Maxine bro me and y'all about a cook bro that bro
Yana bro I gotta go crazy with Yana
Ever page
And I if y'all scroll down far enough on my tiktok y'all will see I used to make videos
Like for him that would say like he hasn't even left
He's just dancing like an idiot on his stream right now
The fuck
Like I was a pink king stand down and I the fact that I find it I literally
I'm gonna hit this off so it's either I go hot dog on him or I hit or I hit the
Either go hot dog on him or I
Oh wise bro looking fat low-key. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. See that, see now, see now
Now we're just being mean.
Either that or I hate it.
Oh no, bro. I asked Yana. I asked Yana.
What about this?
How the fuck?
Does this shit have 417k likes?
How the actual fucking AI slop of hell does this have
fucking 417k likes?
This one better?
Nah, nah, nah, I'm not fucking with this, but later you're going crazy.
Okay, send me a naked asian man, fuck it, why not?
But, some brazilian to move your body to?
Spotify, fucking link, I'm scared.
WHAAAA!
I LAST SOME MAP, FUCK-
Spotify link?
Oh god, did I just connect my shit to some shit?
Hold on, bro.
I feel I'll get a better dog!
I feel I'll get a better bro!
What's he talking about?
What do you think?
He's loose?
You know what it is?
I think it's because I'm getting too buff.
So when buff people don't, they look stiff.
That's what it is.
I'm serious, bro.
That's like a real thing.
Equivalent exchange speed
Y'all don't want to do a dolly dolly tiktok. Oh god, let me practice bro. I can't act the fool. What is dolly dolly?
That's easy, bro.
You dead ass adjuster.
My arms?
What is wrong with my arms?
What is my arms?
It's just easy, bro. There's no shot. I fucked this up.
I'm not doing this shit, bro.
This is your body and it's easiest, huh?
How you managed to fuck that up? Shut up, yo!
I'm getting better though.
I think I gotta dance now.
Stop dabbing or more horizontal.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I didn't want it to happen.
So instead, I just gave him four, okay?
I just-
Oh, God.
Just a girl.
I don't like to sleep with guys who,
I don't like to sleep with guys who I'm not dating,
so I just suck their dicks.
I don't like to sleep with guys who I'm not dating,
so I just put their dick in my mouth
and let them come down my throat.
Okay.
Yo, Joe, yo, Joe, yo, Joe, you here?
What's up, guys?
All right.
Jay Zavala, how he dances?
Bro.
What's that dance called Brazilian? Who does it the best bro?
Hold on let me see my Asian folk do this shit.
Holy, host Orange County, Fits of Doom.
What they hit that shit
Pump your arm, I'm going lower though, I'm going lower.
change
No
Knees up and down for him!
Oh
What do you say
Ah, bro, hip's dead wrong.
Ah, bro, let's go, John.
I'm ready.
I'm going.
Good evening.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Do you see how many look like from fucking Asa perspective?
What?
Look at snap.
Why all y'all on the chat calling me Dada?
Bruh, chill.
Bruh, time to chill, bro.
Dada ass.
I'm tough.
Tattler rough and rusty, chill out.
I don't wanna do that.
Nobody said that.
It's cap.
It's cap.
Jojo!
This is-
Alright, let's go.
It's gone, bro
Let's take the box
Let's take the box and we out actually
Have the pistol and then we got a drive. It's gonna be epic
Yana X Jason
Let me bring her a gift chat. What should we bring her?
You know, I mean, I've never been to the Yana crib before so let's see
What should we get new fit I'm not gonna I'm hot as shit. Why are y'all saying new fit?
though like bro we need new fit I need a new fit for it is hot though bro so
maybe I get some George's there's some shit a lot of Berkins in here where no
I'm saying like chat they think get her a Birkin bro like Birkin stock
You can go that route.
Sim-Sag.
You stink.
Um, the Yoda ranger.
I actually do the braum breaking a sweat, but I'm going to change out of these sweat
pants and changing like some druid's, but I don't know where to, oh, I'm actually
down in the church to change into these.
It is kind of hot today, so you should fight.
What the fuck?
Why are you so close to me?
You fucking doing that?
Yeah, I should have a freaky ass.
Freaky ass.
Back it up in that fucking underwear and shit, that skin tight on the wearer.
Get your freaky ass on, bruh.
Go choose my wearer.
Photo, photo!
Where the fuck, oh, I'll just wear these.
What about these six of my dog?
I'm bringing these.
I don't know, I'm sure
Yeah, y'all don't know shit about that
I'm not sure if that is shit
I don't know what
How do y'all tie y'all shoes?
Do y'all go two
B-two bunnies?
Or one bunny?
One bunny ear or two bunny ear?
I'm a double bunny ear type of guy
a guy. A lot of tools. Let me sure you put your nose kind of hard today, bro. Yeah,
bro, I'm walking to John and House and I'm sneaking as bad shouts. Okay, what cologne
going with bro because the rough and rusty they had a low-key smell me they
got to make me I got to smell good more sick about me this you know this is
So it's a G, right?
Oh, fuck yeah. Nah, it doesn't sound like a G.
You smell the shit or not?
Oh, that smells good.
That shit smells good.
One more time. One more time.
It was baby.
That's part of it.
Let me play.
I
Kind of team without him farting
Like this and fucking pink I ain't shit
No, dad, I had to be able to put you in that ship is actually bad. I kind of found a little bit of it
It's actually bad that day
We'll be dancing not a dancer though
Uh, what are these things?
They just break all the time.
They check.
Uh, Spcats, uh, pants, snushy long sleeve, cropped, done.
Typical ABB.
Of course, bro, okay, I'm gonna wear this to see shit when it's like
What is like damn? I don't want to pop up some shit cuz I feel like this is so basic and shit, you know
Like this is so basic what it can say
Let me see the shit say I'm using a different app so I can't see pin
I didn't even see that shit W suck who set that shit you know somebody banned this
guy bro
Still Sikuno's fuckin' hose swag?
Well he do not be dressed like me bro!
Why y'all playin' with me?
Well where's he at?
He's there just like Sikuno.
He dressed like Sikuno?
Hell no!
Aw hell no, Sikuno has-
What's he talking about?
You got that Sikuno fit on, bro.
I got that John fit on.
You got that Sikuno dick though?
That's a really matter, bro.
Hey, that's a really matter!
I don't want to bother you.
Daddy, what's the matter, daddy?
What's the matter, daddy?
Photo, photo!
Ba-ba-da-da-da-dee, ba-da-da-da-dee-dee-dee, ba-da-da-da-dee.
Mm-mm.
I feel like I'm hitting it.
What do you think?
Yeah, it looks a lot better now that I'm out in camera motion,
but like, when there's no fucking music in the camera stills,
it looks like ass.
Holy shit.
Stop twisting and you got it.
I did ask, I got it.
I got it down.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
That's what you see immediately.
Alright, I'm sorry, bro.
They're like a fucking car, though.
Look, look, look, look!
We were shit.
They didn't even take down a screw.
Yeah, I live here, I don't know you.
My name is Harry Drenson.
Motherfucker, open the door!
This is my neighborhood, open the fucking door!
Good scripts right there.
Chrysler Friana, fuck!
She just moved in, I gotta get her
like a house woman present.
Maybe a little Christmas present,
maybe a little Christmas jacket,
not from Frasemus, not Bad Shouts at all.
What are we thinking, what are we thinking?
Jelly?
You can bring her in a dolly like that.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Move shit around.
Oh, I'm not getting her flowers, bro.
Um, I already gave her flowers.
Bracelet.
Phase chain.
Not bad shots, come here.
Peaceable bar?
Peaceable?
Bro, maybe he's sound from Lacey's room.
Let's see, look.
Let's see.
Bro, honestly?
I think she would fuck with a ring.
Like, she would probably use one.
Oh, ring camera?
Ring camera.
A case of rebels?
That's no case of the rebels.
Go ahead.
If that fucks now, I'm not gonna steal any shit.
I'm better than that.
She has one?
Yeah, fuck.
Could give her a youth's plushie that's not bad of a shout, honestly.
Youth's plushie challenge, what do we think of it?
Youth?
Wait, okay that sounds weird.
Like, uh, news that's in, like, not new.
Like a battle-scarred slushie.
Stop, bro.
How long did it last?
Go give her a Richard Milley.
Fuck you.
I think we go with Richard Milley on him.
Richard Milley in a car-year box.
That's actually weird as fuck, I don't like it.
Totally.
That's a- oh my fucking god dude.
Give me the fuck out of here bro.
Actually give me the fuck out of here.
Bro my fucking god whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Oh my fucking god bro.
Oh my fucking god.
I can't, I can't.
I'm sorry.
Good morning, Gass.
Gass and him.
Gass and him.
Go find them, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'm gonna call them.
Hello?
Hey, what is you callin' me?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm 30 away.
Why would you say that I'm gone?
I'm away if I'm 30 away.
What is you callin' me?
I'm on the way, Jay!
What?
What is you callin' me?
I'm on the way, Jay!
Yo, can you tell the president of the rest of the South colony, Dada?
Why would you say that I'm not on the way if I'm 30-year-old?
Why would you bet I'm on your name and I'm on your...
That ass? That ass, man you're feeling different today.
Thank you, bro.
W boss, bro.
We had a W in the chat.
It's the only chat that's like, you're black?
I mean, she's black?
Bruh.
Why would you say I'm dirty and away if I'm not in a way?
All right, bro over under act scratch some shit on the way out of this
Wait, it's 5 p.m. Which means traffic time
I
Wspam for the driving segment your Wspam for the driving segment
We got a 34 minute drive honestly not bad shouts
Oh, fuck.
How do I- Oh, yeah, you better back up.
I'm gonna fuckin' make that- I got the right of way.
I
Check tire pressure
All right, what's that song called the the one that I dance to anybody know in the chat
Why are both my tires on red PSI it's dirty PSI bad chat you know PSI in the
cars I think it's 42 in this one
because that it's like 35 like 35 broke is my other my other back my back was
just like 37 right now what's the worst thing about driving on low PSI
Isn't that a 40 check? I thought it was like 40 for the main bag. Or for the ties to you guys.
And that's like 35, but why is it red? Like red for 30, 29 PSI?
Maybe we should check the ties before we fucking drill.
But you know how cool it'd be if it fucking like just tire popped?
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Can't wait yo let's actually do a style swap I'd rather do that than build a bear
I mean we could do everything honestly, but we can have a 10-hour yonester here today. Could be a better
All right, we have 15 minutes left shot let's get the W's going for the fucking driving segment
I'm gonna fucking me back with a missing emblem
Hey, hey, nice pecs big bruh!
I'm going back home, this is me
I've spent my 10 years sick, in sick
Oh shit
Bro imagine getting an Aston Martin playing this song though
I'm in a Maybach playing this shit
I gotta get an Aston Martin, bro
We're gonna get a black wing, bro
Oh, you imagine?
I don't know.
In 20 minutes each day, we turn that to Mr. 12.
No, it wouldn't hit if I got a black wing though, bro.
Oh, yes it would.
No, it wouldn't.
No, it wouldn't.
If we think in virality, maybe.
Bang!
Yeah, you already did that.
I know.
But, black wing, black wing wouldn't hit.
Black wing wouldn't hit is what I'm saying.
What?
Like, it wouldn't go like, oh shit, what?
You got a black wing Hellcat though?
What the fuck?
Why would he get a Hellcat?
He's asian exactly that's what you're trying to go
Hellcat with bad
You don't know shit about cars, okay, so if we think it viral what's going viral bro
Because I'm not buying a car if it's not going viral, bro
I'm not getting at least 10k likes on Twitter when I post the car picture
Like I'm not buying a car, bro
We test drive a black wing we test drive
Hellcat and we test drive an ass of Martin
Okay, I asked them are like
$200,000, but you can still test drive that shit. You don't think you talk about ass of Martin brother
But there's gotta be cheaper versions. Can this guy let me in?
Why you want to go achieve your fucking million there because you're gonna be a larper for you
want to get the best top of it top bro.
God you're right bro.
What's the point of dailying some bullshit trash to some car dude.
This is what I left my day once for bro.
I'm getting a Aston Martin.
It's coming.
It's fucking coming boys.
It's coming.
Ah, this is exactly how I bought my RDR7 barrel instead of a Civic, pure pressure.
I have no backbone, dude.
Fuck it though, man.
That's what got me here.
People telling me what to do.
I'm a fuckin' loser from 80 and P on, Jester.
I'm gonna be honest though, if I didn't get the Civic,
if I got a Civic, that shit would not have hit, bro.
Why are we reach weight tweeting?
Yeah, you should get a Type-R, bro.
A Type, like Civic Type-R?
I was actually gonna get the best manual,
I would get as great.
Yo, you should get an automatic.
You get an automatic Type-R?
Yeah.
Y'all not texting me?
I saw I saw it tell a Ted a big J. I seen her text
I did research on a type R. Yeah
That was actually look who though
I feel like yo yo your answer is no that would be ask the morning no not
ask the morning okay yeah okay our black wing okay so they have a super
charger in that bitch right was that man so turbo is more towards the top end it
I guess like in the beginning, like gassing in the beginning, so there's so much fucking speed, you don't have to unload in our traction, you don't want to control it, you just spin out.
I'm not going to drive super fast though, I don't go fast on the highway, like I'm not one of those cool kids that go boom, boom, loud.
No, you don't have to go fast, it's just literally just tapping the gas and you're just going to spin.
Bro, why are you acting like I'm a shitty driver?
I'm telling you, you can be the best driver, but handling a car with hella power is different.
I know you're a good driver, bro.
I haven't got hurt yet.
Exactly.
Anyways.
Why do you not think Saikudo listens to you, bro?
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
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Feel it that would be good or or not or that like me
What do we think one of the same a lot of knows that ass
I thought that she was shit with ass
She was a lot of know the little like 80% knows and a lot of things
Wait, so y'all already ate the one piece meal
Or I just say it was me because of that anime
It's kidding
Fuck it, bro
I don't fucking try under dad out under dad at your chest. I got that fucking
Chess a data
Listen
Hey, you're...
I'm gonna start doing that shit.
Fuck you, son.
Fucking fine on the ground.
You gotta grab the neck, bro. We have to show that...
No, you gotta show on the bottom of the lens.
You gotta grab right here, bro. Right here.
You spitting elves? Huh?
You spitting fucking elves?
Say da-da. Say da-da.
What the fuck bro?
Let me start doing that shit and start running around my camera.
There you go.
Chasar is being fucking, these are being mean as shit.
Yeah, being mean, calling me blip bitch.
What?
shit that's what you're here for
yeah me and you all call me blip bitch
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Music
Wait, what's that one song where that one
Lyskin do with smoking a joint and the car was going so fucking fast. I'm gonna play that song
Anybody don't have songs yet. I think it was his song
What are they saying?
Way up?
Way up?
Way up?
Yeah, way up.
What? So did the song just like it died? I got no bitrate man. Uh-huh. Bitrate, come
I'm back.
I'm king.
Debrate!
Over these attention.
I
We go full stop
Not play this song
Not play this song during traffic hours in LA
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Came up, that's all me. Stay true, that's all me. No help, that's all me. All me for money. Money's the biggest thing.
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Yeah, hey check I will I'm a swap to be honest like
Actually now I kind of want to I kind of want to like see if
You ever give her me a house
see
We literally right here, bro
Just keep it on my face man
Because we were we were already here. We showed this part, huh?
Yeah, yeah, just when we get in a rush
So much parking here
Make him sign to the pussy like a bell of day.
Oh shit, not that.
I'll be fuckin' right.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday, Sunday, Thursday.
Bro, dude, you can actually see
everything in my skin.
So it's the big J go your big J
Big J big J. Oh, I don't think they like what they are seeing right now
Matt they're mad close to be put some chaps around damn
That's it, man
Okay, no
Shave bruh
So
she's on the she's doing her hair are you fucking kidding me man those fuck
ass glasses these are hard but y'all tripping I have the six eyes
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, weeks
Monday, Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, fifty-seven days a week.
I'll be fucking you right.
I'll be fucking you right.
I'll be fucking you right.
Well, I owe my Twitter call and it says that the decline of his music takes over the years as unheard of.
God forbid I just tapping it every single new music decline bro I listen to
everything game everything everything
Why are your fangs yellow?
I'm-
Why do you-
I'm getting-
I'm getting my teeth cleaned tomorrow.
Get off my dick.
Alright. Yo, Darren, I need a poster ASAP bro. I'm serious.
Otherwise, some AI slop is coming up tomorrow.
I'm not even trouble.
Yeah, I know.
I got gold things low key this should not yellow this gold
Wait, why does it look actually bro what the fuck?
Oh my god, Jenny posted you on her story like the black pink Jenny the kpop
Oh
She did it
All right, so so so yana actually bro, what is your what is she doing?
Oh, hey, hello, dude, like, fuck that, look at my fucking nose hairs.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
six days, seven days, seven days a week.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
six days, seven days a week.
bro ishiana bro, where?
dude, i think lana, am i in the right spot?
i remember it being this spot, bro, i need to shave my nose here, it's poking out my
nostrils, it's actually bad, it's actually bad, alright, pull it bro, fuck it, pull
One, two, three.
I
I'mma Dap her up with this left hand.
She's on my ingest?
Aw fuck.
Wait she's on my ingest?
Aw fuck bro.
Yeah. Oh, fuck, bruh.
What the fuck?
or rough eat, rough...
That's me, myself
That's me, myself
All is over
No vacation
Still on my end
So wrap your tension
Half switch on a fake name
Like a station
That's me, myself
equation
That's me, myself
Oh
Yeah, I'm up I was getting the rough and rusty the show
Are you sure I've been looking at your channel they're all saying W's and da da
They're literally calling me dad. I know I'm coming. I'm gonna wait. You should put the camera down. Oh
Oh fuck bro I parked too close to the wall if I just go just go
Hey, you can put it in the breast-season, man!
Lori, you're so mean.
No, you can put it in the breast-season.
Yana, put it in the breast-season.
With the game?
With the game.
That mean?
No, I'm not gonna do that.
I can put it in the breast-season.
Okay, come on.
Got you a gift.
Wait! Cardi A? Is that actually Cardi A?
Wait, is it for real?
Cardi A! Open it!
Wait, what is it?
Open it and you shall find out.
This is not real.
It's not real? Put it on.
I think I'll play it.
Well, no, I feel like you're playing, but thank you!
Put it on.
No, it's from Richard Mill.
Exactly. This is of Richard Millie.
This was cardie A.
No, I lost a box to the richer millie,
so this is, this is, so it's just the richer millie.
Okay, I'll take it, plan.
Oooh!
Yeah, I'll put the ice top!
Oooh!
I'll put the ice top, thank you!
I want another Rolex!
No, it's not Rolex, it's richer millie, it's better.
What'd it say?
Oh, my washer.
Oh, that was clean.
Yeah.
EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAY!
Oh my gosh, don't wash your hands with that!
Yeah, because it's an expensive roller.
Exactly.
Thanks so much! Thank you!
You know, I got you, you know what I mean?
I did that for the rough and rusty stop calling me dad out of seriousness.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Okay, so, welcome to...
You killed a yoga warrior?
We have a lot of you.
Okay, welcome!
This is the big J's house?
Last time I didn't let you in.
Oh yeah, didn't you?
Yeah, I did.
Ooh, shoes off or on?
It's okay, you can wear these.
Well, yes!
Welcome to Everland!
Right in front of her are like, wings?
No.
I'm an ass.
I'm a grown ass, man.
Who?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Wait, what?
Okay, yeah, anyways.
Okay, here's the spot!
Eeeeeeeeh, wait, it's like...
Ah, we even have to kill him out!
That's crazy.
Just damn.
Hey, this is actually a little nice.
Yeah, see?
Yeah, he showed this place already, right?
No, not really.
You had it?
No, not really.
What?
No, I haven't really shown it.
Let's see, this is called...
Oh!
This is called that Lacey helped me.
He just went with me, he didn't buy it.
Oh.
He went with me.
He didn't buy it?
No.
How much was this?
Like, 2k.
That's not bad at all.
And it's good for a couch.
So we got a brand spanking new couch here.
That Mikey even on the journey of ways we need to get it.
Oh, that's when y'all started screaming in that one soundproof box.
Yeah.
Oh, I remember that.
So this is the couch.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
Nice.
It's not very furnishing.
Yeah.
Like what's up with streamers and it's like not decorating the houses. Oh, no, I do decorate. I haven't got too
We can get we can guess that the decorator
Nah, no, he didn't he went with me that he did it though
Okay, how about this? It's okay. Let's just let me give you the house door
And then there's a TV on the wall
If you didn't see it.
Really?
Yeah, it's a noise.
And then when you, it's so shopping for is a little touchy.
So be careful.
Nice to meet you.
Nice little living room space.
Nice kitchen.
Yeah.
Wait, can I see what's in the fridge?
Wait, we're over the bridge.
Let me take a look first.
No.
What do you mean?
Because you know I only eat salads, so.
And then nothing really much is eaten in the fridge.
That's cap.
Let me see.
Let me see what's in the fridge.
Let me see if I can see y'all in the streamer.
Yeah, y'all in the streamer, yeah.
Let me see.
OK, if you want to see how healthy I eat,
sure, open up this one.
What?
Yo, this is a good, decent fridge.
Redcapped glass milk
Expired milk this is expired. Yeah
Whoa, yeah, I wasn't gonna drink
She looks like mayonnaise this literally looks like
Because I'm gonna air one every day. Oh, that's how you're feeling. Yeah, like I just haven't been one
That's a sauce that you make on the stage.
That's on watermelon probably inspired.
That can inspire you. It's clear your friends.
I don't have a friend. Let me just show you the rest of the house.
Let me show you the rest. You don't have to worry about nothing.
I'm not going to make you eat nothing here.
Okay.
Okay, we're going upstairs now.
Damn, three story house.
Oh, no lights.
Jesus.
Okay, just give me a second. Can you just turn around for a second?
Okay, is this the yannacade?
Can you just look that way for a second?
Did she follow them?
Fuck off!
Jesus!
Okay, so actually this room is very dirty.
That's fine. Mine's 32.
No, okay.
No, I just got back from Coachella.
Okay, so did I.
And you know I put that shit on her.
We put that shit on her again.
We both were viral for our fits.
Remember when we were talking about it?
Both?
No, we didn't know.
Okay.
Okay, you're gonna be...
Okay, just come look.
Can you please now show them for me?
listen I understand where we are in the fashion don't get it there's even a
make-up stand on the door it's like personalized how do I walk into the
door okay yeah just yeah take a look it's not even that dirty it's worse in
my room get the fuck out like don't piss me off right now get out get both of
Just get the fuck!
What the fuck?
Where'd she go, dawg?
Where's my, where now?
Do you need help cleaning your room?
No, I'm just applying a little beauty powder.
Okay, period. Period.
Period.
Yeah.
Period.
So I'm trying to calm my room!
I'm not!
Chad, we don't need any of this!
We know y'all look greasy.
Not much of a beautiful...
There you go. That's what I like to do in my chair. What'd you say? You said L. Jason
Is it tough guy, you know, it's like a non-tough guy
That was so intimidating
Stop looking at my room, I'm waiting in vain for your house story.
Okay.
What's that one?
Nothing, let's just go over there.
Stop it!
Dude, it's so bad right now.
Okay, I have something to show you.
Alright.
This one is an ultimate one.
It's my favorite one.
Ooh!
It's definitely very nice.
Handcrafted.
Wait, I left my phone.
It's right there.
Where is it?
Strawberry face.
Yes. Thanks.
Okay.
Holy Cupid Cuddly!
Yeah, it's not done yet.
I've been away.
You know that song that's like,
you know I've been away.
Yeah, so that's how I'm living right now.
Damn!
See, everyone, everyone.
How to see!
How to see!
How to see!
It's big J.
It's big J.
Please, no.
I can't even talk or try yet.
Hey guys, how you doing?
How was your day?
I was saying that you swop.
I think I was on this.
Yeah, I didn't swap.
Okay.
I think like I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I think I look cute.
I look cute in the cut-a-leek.
Oh wait, here we go.
Oh do I look rough and rusty?
Rough. Really rough.
That's not what your chat's saying.
Dada.
Chat's saying Dada.
No they're not.
Guys, please stop saying that.
See, this is what happens with the youth is people gas people up.
Too much.
Listen, listen, paid chatters.
Nah, chat's saying Dada.
versus for you because I don't want to look at that.
There we fucking go.
Here, here, you sit, you sit.
No, I have a chair.
No, we're good.
I have a little stool.
Dude, would you like a seat?
No, I'm good.
Yeah, sure.
That's all you.
You don't want that?
Awesome.
Okay.
Wait, we're back?
The ETHT.
Yana, you didn't install Fiber?
Yana, you didn't install Fiber?
We're on here, we're on here.
Wait, what's Fiber?
Wait, did we just unplug her?
Wait, her stream F, I'm switching back.
Wait, wait, let me know just to refresh it.
See, it's streaming.
No, I'm good.
Wait, no, Yana's though. Yana, your stream is-
No, it's good!
You're back, we're back.
I told you!
Streamer your wife. I should be your priority
Is it it's just for like 30 seconds you're back on the phone
Wait put me back did I break your screen? I think we're back. Yeah, we're back. Oh, we're back. We're back. We're good. We're good
Yeah, get the pink
I
Miss you think I need to a actual real one the fuck boy fuck the fuck was added oh wait
I can have this ready how we meet friends I have my tap shoes in here
You see how like our youth looks up to you and then we have and they do shit like this
why do you do understand like how much of an impact you have on the world to be dancing
like this?
impact on the world? Yeah. Yeah. Well listen, let me tell you something. Very smooth. Let
me tell you something about life, the gentleman. What? Okay. Yeah, what? What's that point?
Sometimes in life, a lot of things that lead you to a point. Hey, that way not. Let me
Okay, um...
Okay.
Oh wait, thank you! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! For the freaking vibe!
Okay, what was you saying now?
A wise man once told me this.
Okay, just a word of advice, go ahead and thank the sevens, you can thank the sevens.
Make your beat up for the ten!
Wait, let me know if you...
Okay, this one's better.
If you ever, do you ever struggle with, like...
Do you ever struggle with like making a decision, like, oh what if things go wrong?
Oh, what if something doesn't work out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tell you something.
I really didn't let you this point
was a hard decision, okay?
Yeah.
Moving to LA.
It was such a hard decision.
What if things don't work out?
Yeah, what if things don't, yeah.
I'm gonna tell you something.
What?
A lot of things in life is either a blessing
or a lesson.
Oh.
You gotta think like that.
Yeah.
A blessing or a lesson.
Is that the end for the day?
The day got an end?
Yeah
Oh, they loved it
see
my my one of my last words is
Just be quiet and make your money
Yeah, I mean yeah, six six even son
That's true, that's true read our comments dad dad dad Jason
Why are you the only reading it?
Dada Jason.
Dada Jason.
Oh, I have a question.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because I actually told my chat this before you actually got here, okay?
Wait, are you doing that times?
No.
God, I'm not.
Lacey knows I'm right.
Damn, you didn't want to text her, right?
No, but I was going to say like you look buffer.
That's why I was sending my chat.
Hey, you're putting me in the gym two times a day.
two times a day.
Oh, okay. Okay. Nice.
I've been boxing, so I just got a little more tone.
Who are you gonna box?
I don't know yet. I don't know. Who do you guys box?
Me.
I would never do that to you.
Okay.
Because I would beat the living shit out of you.
I would never.
You want to fucking bet right now?
We do a fight stream right now.
I would never do that to you.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't know, I don't know, did Lacey fight you?
Lacey? I wouldn't fuck Lacey up. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't fight Lacey.
Yeah, but Lacey got hands.
Lacey got hands? I've never seen Lacey fight.
Yeah, me either. I can tell you fight.
Yeah, me either. Why can't tell you fight?
I will fight Neon. I will fight Neon.
Why? Y'all have beef?
No, but like we're in the same class.
Oh, just because?
Okay.
We class. I'm gonna fight J-Single.
I'm about to fight, I'm about to spar KSI.
You know KSI? People have it.
Yeah, he says, you make it say ready!
Yeah.
In his song?
Yeah.
I love that song.
Yeah.
Um, I guess.
I guess.
There you think there were wrong terms for it.
Oh, talking about your experience together on Mr. Beast.
I carried her in some of the games we teamed up.
No, you didn't.
No, actually, you was making me, you were kind of pissing me off during the games.
What do you mean?
I was done talking to you.
No, I'm kidding.
No, yeah, we teamed up.
No, we did team up.
We had a great, we were the best players on our team.
we had a great we were the best players on our team remember for the shape matching words
we were the best players on our team yeah and then we both lost after we both lost lost
the fucking mankind yeah that's what I'm at you feel embarrassed yeah that's okay sometimes
you gotta go through you know what I always say streaming is an embarrassment ritual
well you just got to do it like you if you don't embarrass yourself you're not real
true true yeah you can't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself yeah where's your
ear that one from the wise man okay let's see what pass out before you get
guys a stop now how do they think no way I just don't believe that I don't know I
actually had the but he didn't do the shirt pull on his way like when you
fell down it's like that that's the only reason why it would be weird because he
love me that you're the one. I'm not laughing. I'm just being real. Yeah, don't laugh, cuz
that's mean. Before saying you need a water. Holy. Weenie versus 25x6. Wait, can you repeat
I didn't hear what they said.
Alright, so, let's do the, I feel like we should do the TikTok.
I've been prepping. I've been prepping my TikToks.
Okay, do you know which one I want to do?
The Dalai one?
Yeah.
That one's like the easiest, like I can't fail that one, right?
Yeah.
Thanks for the 10 YBG, boss.
Thank you, young boss. Thank you.
Thank you, young boss.
What?
what? wait no i'm reading your chat
you you were my sub oh he said where see i have a trouble at hard time reading
oh everyone's saying hi hi everyone hey hey wait let me try yo let's get a cute little cuddly
They're putting sad faces.
Why are they putting sad faces?
Let's do dolly, dolly.
I saw someone do dolly with you at Coachella and they just got a banger.
Yeah, they got a real banger.
Why are they saying...
It's this one guys.
They got like a real banger.
It's this one guys.
Come on do it.
Yeah.
No, but you go like this.
Yeah.
So you're not like this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not like this.
Yeah.
You're not like this.
Yeah.
You're not like this.
Wait, you didn't do that though.
Yeah, I know.
Wait, do you know how to do the dance?
Yeah.
Better than me?
Yeah.
Put the song on.
Let's do it real quick.
Okay, what's the song?
Oh, so I don't have a speaker here.
I have to hear them.
I have a...what's the song called?
That's okay.
Alright, it's called...you gotta get...you gotta get your 300% off.
I do!
I have a song!
How can a lot dance for them?
Just playing.
Like...
Oh, that.
No, that.
It was because it's fake before we got this.
Play on the board!
We suck!
Yeah! We suck!
We suck!
Yeah, wait, who's worse, Jack?
Wait, why are you trash talking my set up?
You know I have a little monitor right there, a camera that I don't use right there.
This is a cute kind of lead.
Yeah, but it's for the looks.
to make me look like I'm a creature turnover.
I mean, it's getting there.
We just need speakers, and then we need...
There's one right there!
...for when you connect it to the PC?
Yeah, no way!
Why did I just click through the phone?
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
So that's aesthetic.
Yeah, no, it's just for cute looks.
Stop! And you're terrible at judging!
Stop looking!
That's pretty good.
John is a judge, we can go to Best Buy?
So you want to get a bill to bear or you want to style me?
And make me like stop? Because you're low-key into that fashion shit.
I can tell.
Yeah, people like to say that I do...
Yeah, people do like to call me...
What's his face?
Hit the coin? Yes.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Who's the guy that can dress?
come on yeah it's not you know I'm gonna talk about you crazy style style me
or wisdom wisdom with kid no not the fucking business with them the model
the style is the stylist yeah they got that dresses like this yeah that's
That's fine, that's fine.
Okay, wait, no, but you inform me first
and then I turn it over to you.
Wait, that's the dancer?
Done it, done it.
So why did you get this in the teacher's office?
He got it!
Hey, I didn't do anything to him!
I didn't get instructions!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, it's my turn.
I got you, I'll record.
And then you get to me and then I'll do it.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
I'm gonna practice this.
Okay, okay.
Ready? I'm just starting to...
Wait, so, when do I...?
YAH!
YAAAHHH!
YAAAHHH!
YAAHHH!
YAAAHHH!
YAAAY!
YAAAY!
Okay, that was my turn.
Clawing it!
Okay.
Shut up, shut up.
I'm going to fucking tip top.
I'm just like, don't even, no.
Yeah, you see?
Now you're really trying.
My next move will be in the bathroom.
Let's do it.
Don't even say your part right, baby.
Dara!
Holy shit!
I'm sorry!
I was going to miss. More pit-time, more pit-time.
No, seriously, this is my time.
This is my time. This is my time.
Last time!
One take.
What up?
Take a sip of this.
Oh, you want one?
It's cold.
It's raining out.
I'm not interviewing someone. I'm a coffee guy now.
What's up?
Why didn't you just, like, kind of judge me there?
I'm a monster, you know.
No, I'm actually a coffee.
I don't want coffee.
Fuck it.
You're the fucker!
How am I supposed to know?
You're just one of your plates, you got it.
You got it.
Talent, talent, talent.
Actually, I got it.
No actually, definitely.
Shake the can?
Wait, how do you shake the can?
Like that?
No, okay, I'll smack it like.
I'll smack it.
That's it.
Not too much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, probably that way it's like, down and down and down.
Okay, yeah.
What?
No, Jason actually!
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
How do you know what right?
Who gave last time?
You can't even shake.
I don't like how it's got to over time.
Okay, one more time.
You might as well just change the scene.
Don't believe in me?
No.
Watch this.
A little bit of best dancing I can see.
Okay, see, I didn't make that one down.
Why are you laughing?
AHHHHHHHHH!
No, your camera was way better than mine.
Yeah, you got it, got it, got it, come on.
Okay, okay, go ahead.
Yeah, one more time.
But you don't wanna see it or not?
Actually, we can do it.
Ah.
Okay, here we go.
I
We did it! Okay.
Zero points.
I told you I would get it.
That one's going crazy.
Not bad. Alright. Mine's easy.
Time for you to record.
Wait, what is your word?
It says it. It's just, uh...
Wait, what's your real ad?
Cause I do follow you. I don't know what to do.
someone said this is yeah we know it we know you don't have to do it okay
low-key we can't copy it no yeah go for it you got this what you know how to
that it is.
No.
You go.
I'm about it.
Wait, one more time.
Okay, ready?
Wait, do you know the movements at the beginning or not?
Ah, fuck, it's like one, one, two, three, four, one, one, two, three, four, one, two,
One, one, one, two, three, four, one, one, one, two, three, four!
I hear that shit!
I hear that shit!
Oh my god!
Okay, okay.
So, so...
See, like, even in my schnooom, we have natural light and everything.
Nah, that's good, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you need some light, just cause you're gonna get this light.
I don't have a light, I don't have a light.
I'll never pick it up.
Okay, but I...
Okay so the beginning is...
boom
boom
No it's uh-uh
uh-uh
and then it's
uh-uh
it's not like...
Can we just do a little
oh my god
it's one, two, down, swoop
here
here
and then
boom
boom
Okay, let's do it.
All right, ready?
Come on, son.
There's still wine.
There's the wine right here.
That's the wine.
Wait.
Easy.
Let her out!
Okay, okay, you got it. You got it. I gotta get it. I gotta get it
You're a fire I can lower like this look oh my god, I can see it. Yeah
Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, all right. Yeah, like this wait this full body should we back up?
3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1
You messed it up, Jack!
I
Listed god damn
Don't be this same, bro. Yeah, you know
So like yeah, well I go like this
No, I go like this I loosen them up a little bit like how does he how do you go beyond that how you start with
Dude, this one's pretty fun.
One, two, three.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Two, one.
Ah!
Get out of the way!
You don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what to do.
It's okay, it's okay.
You got this.
Alright, ready?
Three, two, one.
Hey!
What's happening?
What?
I'm not here.
I'm here to tell you.
How much need do you make?
No, it's one.
One.
Two.
That's right.
Did it.
I thought, oh, this is risky.
Oh.
One.
Two.
Three.
No, it's one.
Two.
Down swoop like this.
Down swoop.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
Grab.
One, two, three, four.
Okay, I got it.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah, we're ready.
Three, two, one.
Ah!
Fuck!
Is that it?
I mean, I'm not gonna give up in the last couple of seconds.
I mean, how'd I get up in the last couple of decades?
You messed it up.
Me?
One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four! You're messing it up!
Wait, is it actually me? It's Jason.
It is my me.
Ah, this is the last try. This is the last try.
You want me to say it?
What?
I don't wanna say it's my life, especially.
No, I got this. I got this. I'm just not like it.
3, 2, 1
I think I saw him.
Why am I looking? I look special, man.
Please, so.
One, two, one, two, three, four, one.
All right, let's ask you.
You're doing double on one of those.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, it's too short.
Okay, it's good you're doing this.
You're doing one, two, one, two, three.
And you're like doubling one of them.
It's one every single time.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Maybe, maybe don't do a full body.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe I'm a look at all because I'm not I'm looking at shrink my eyes are going everywhere. I gotta look at the camera
Just do like that's like that air right here. It's like not too much
Three three two one
I messed it up man.
No, I swear it's you!
Two, three, four, one, two, one, two, three, four.
Swing up.
I don't think anyone.
No, don't say that.
Didn't the wise man once tell you not to give up?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
Jason do four not three.
It's okay guys.
It's okay.
Are you hot?
No, I need to turn the air on.
You should not.
You're hot?
Aw, thank you.
That's not what I'm doing here.
Are you hot?
Are we doing deodorant?
You need deodorant?
You're hot?
Yeah.
OK, I'll turn the door open for you.
Just keep it very off your mind, please.
So, John, let's go, let's go, let's go and rest these.
What the fuck?
I
um
Get that shit.
You're a cuddly, small bag.
Do a backflip.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Dad, dad, chill?
I'ma chill, I'ma chill, I'ma chill.
Chad, black, hey, hey, cutie cutie, black or blonde hair? What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
Okay, I brought some water for you.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah. Do you want some of this, Bob?
Oh, no, uh, no, no.
Christy's always dynamic. And did she teach him that?
He doesn't drink or eat or pee during work.
Aw, you want a snack?
Maybe after shrimp. Yeah. Lock them right now. Okay.
Do you want an olive water? Me? I have...
Do you have the first? Yeah, you. I'm going to need your water.
Thank you for being such a good guest. Yeah, she has a good one.
Okay. Yeah. You ever had these? Oh, yeah. I had these, too.
Do you want one, too?
I can't.
I have to shame them.
OK.
OK, it's fine.
Wait, I promised my chat I would tap dance for them.
Because I got a country gift for them.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah.
I got a country gift for you.
I got 15 and 15.
I got to see.
Wait, do you tap dance to music or do I do science?
That's not good to anything.
So you play any song.
We do.
You should tap dance to muwado.
Oh, I have to do that.
Yeah, let's do it then.
What song is it?
Guys, what song?
Can you tap dance to...
What song is it?
A lot of these are... I tap dance to...
Blip song.
I'm just coming around and I can't hear.
It's the station where the fuck I believe you are.
It's the station where the fuck I believe you are.
Got this!
You're actually not dead!
Can you guys hear it?
Can you hear it?
Yo!
Okay, can y'all hear and see me?
Okay, let's go.
Whoa!
Holy shit.
Okay, what is wrong?
That's crazy.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Um, hmm.
Seriously, doesn't it just want to go tell it just to be great?
That's more slow.
Wait, what about swaying?
Oh wait, actually that's not just to be great songs.
What's what I'm saying?
It doesn't have to be good songs.
No, that is sweet.
No, that's...
You're gonna have to do something more like...
I'm just waiting.
F***!
Are they gonna cut you in half?
What?
F***!
You're fucking, you're pretty good.
Just cooling and dashing.
Yeah.
When did you start learning that?
Like when you were younger?
Yeah, when I was younger I could attack.
like when you were younger?
Yeah, when I was younger, I did a tap.
And then I, I did lots of dance.
That took a break.
Oh, it's a little.
You have to get it.
You gotta teach a bunch of strengths of tap dance.
This is an untouched territory of entertainment
that only you have.
Yeah, where do your tapping shoes?
I don't have to have to choose.
Okay, how about this?
Our next room, we tap.
Okay.
This came out a little bit.
Ben wanted to learn first.
Yeah, no worries, no worries.
The only thing I'm good at is push-up things.
His what?
His literally push-ups.
That's all I'm good at.
I actually didn't see that.
You are good at push-ups.
Hold up.
I didn't see that.
You don't want it.
I want the smoke.
No, no, no, no.
I don't feel bad.
I mean, you, you, you...
You see these bisects?
You could.
We could, but...
Thanks for the bomb!
Get in!
I...
I pushed him.
I pushed him.
I pushed him.
I pushed him.
I pushed him.
I need it!
Alright, push up, push up, push up.
Push up!
Push up, Wade.
Push up what?
Push up, Wade.
I need it, I didn't...
I want you to want it.
That's the only thing I'm good at.
Okay, let's do it.
And be a jester.
Okay, I'm ready. Push up, Wade.
Alright.
Run that thing.
Oh, I gotta take off my shoes.
No, no, I understand.
Understood.
Guys, who do you think's gonna win?
No, we're ready.
Did you meet Justin Bieber?
I did it.
Did you see the picture?
She didn't see the picture.
No, that was nice.
I saw Ice-Fly suit,
but kept it off camera.
I saw her too.
Did you?
Yeah.
I'm a Jenny,
like this.
Jenny?
Jenny came up,
like me.
Okay. Okay, it's one. I'm ready.
Let us call it, apparently.
Who?
That did not.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's me.
Oh, it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's answer together.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't find me.
Hello?
Hey, what you doing?
Oh, I was on stream.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm on stream 2.
Hey, I'm on stream 3.
You remember that with the boy?
It's me, bro.
Oh.
Uh, Lacy.
Lacy.
No, it's us.
I don't know who I am.
Just tell me if I can't hear you.
It's Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jeff.
you. It's Jason. Oh, oh, oh, I thought you had boys lost me to say you ground it. No,
never that. I would never do that. All right. Well, I'll call you for one thing.
What? What's up, twin? Um, by the next time I see you for whenever we stream again,
you need to learn jazz and the cell event. Jeff, what now? I already know her song. No,
But you don't know this one because you ain't saying it yet because we finna get the money with this one
Okay, so when?
All right, do you know what song it is?
Well, wait, tell me
In love with another man
Yeah, I actually sung that song
That's a pretty good song
Yeah
He's doing it when I was there
I'm the one who helps sell it
You know when you sign, I do the faces and shit in the background and help push it
Okay
To the wider market
Yeah
Yeah.
Jason.
Yeah.
What you over there doing?
Uh, catching a bar.
All right.
Well, you know that you're American, so they got to draft all y'all to war.
Right now.
I've been a beast.
I've been a beast.
I've been a beast.
Yeah, but we ain't took you in as one of ours.
No, no, no, no.
I've been out.
I've been out.
Yeah, but we took you in as one of ours.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, love y'all. Y'all be safe. Have a good time.
Bye!
That's Uncle Ben.
Okay, I'm ready to do the switch-up challenge.
I bet that.
All righty.
Yeah, but let me take your Rolex.
Also, guys, every time Jason comes over, he brings a dig.
So this time you brought me a Rolex.
That's a Richard Mill.
Okay.
All righty.
Wait, nope
Wait
I just say down down when I say up you up. That's it. Yes. Okay. All right ready? All right down. Oh
Down
I'm having it.
It was totally...
She was totally...
I'm ready. That ass.
All right.
No.
Are you ready?
No.
Okay.
Ready? All right.
Down.
Up.
Up.
Set up.
Up. Come on, y'all now. Down. Up. Down.
You, we can stop. You, we can stop.
Let's go. Down. Up. Down.
You know why my arms are weak? It's because I have that Coachella.
What? How does that...
Why is he laughing?
I know, after.
He's not laughing. He's just doing his job.
Why are you laughing?
I'm just going to Coachella to have to do with your arms.
It's because I only work out my legs.
Oh.
Yeah, so if it was a squat challenge, I would have won.
I got no ass.
Yeah.
Like, no ass.
I know.
Yeah.
Do you want to walk with your elbows?
You're cheating.
It's how I was.
It's how I walk my elbows, though.
See when I'll join you.
What's that supposed to mean? Yeah, I know. If I got a real chance...
It's not simp.
Somebody say you're...
Why does he feel to you? Tell the cunicates to lock it in.
There doesn't even have to mean anything to him.
Are you mad at doing it again?
I know I can do it!
Okay, one more time.
I'm off the challenge. I'm a strong girl already.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Okay, but I only failed because I was laughing.
Okay.
So what is considered all the way down?
Like, like, like.
I literally did that!
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Alright, ready?
up
down
up
down
down
let's go
down
up
down
up
down
up
okay, Anna?
are you serious?
you're not...
I know!
I know, I know!
I know, I know!
I know, I know!
I know, I know!
I did it!
See?
Guys, you see all of them hitting on me because I can do it!
You...
That was a workout.
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
I like that one.
Yeah.
Wait, are we going on an adventure?
Yeah, so listen.
Um...
So your idea was going to do the bear.
My idea was
Popeyes' new one piece meal.
Not motivated.
Popeyes.
a new viral one piece meal. Okay. You know what I mean? And, or we can do a
style swap into Mugbang. Okay, Chow. What do you want? I want to get a Build-A-Bear and put a message in it. I'm down. I'm down. Whatever they want. Whatever you want. I don't care.
I don't know what to do with a beard.
That's fine.
It's okay. It doesn't even matter.
Listen, are you the streamer? Are you the legless streamer?
No, that's okay. What does it sound like?
Uh, okay. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that anyway.
I'm ready, Twin.
I bet.
Okay.
Have you been in the Maybach?
Huh?
Have you been in the Maybach?
Yeah, I own one.
I do that.
You want my car get turned?
No.
You sure?
No, no.
It's been out there for a while.
Maybach truck.
Leveled off the back for the rims.
Eeeeee.
Okay.
Eeeeee.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Eeeeee.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Loki find a thrift store that's near us.
You want a thrift?
Yeah, feel like, in that, where else will we be able to get clothes?
Feel like,
Oh, we got a good little drift store.
Drift store near me.
Oh my.
Oh, hold on.
What?
30 minute drive every mile.
Drift store, here we go.
30 minute drive every mile.
Wait, why does that take 30 minutes?
Because it's...
6.30.
Wait, well, there's like some good thrift stores on...
I don't wanna say, but it's like down the road a little bit.
Okay, well, you wanna drive the Maybach?
Huh?
You wanna drive it?
Drive your Maybach?
Yeah.
I don't do it, but not only if you're offering.
But do you know how to drive them?
Yes, I have a car here.
Shall I let y'all know drive the Maybach?
Why don't you trust me?
I do trust you.
I'm gonna let you do it.
That was a GG, guys.
Come on!
I know how to drive.
Hold on, let me switch to your...
Drive the big back.
Is it this one?
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
Also, thanks for streaming with me today.
I've been really wanting to get back to streaming
because I took a little break.
Hey, you know what?
Breaks are good.
You meant to...
Yeah, so thank you for streaming.
Also, since you touched the floor,
put on just a little bit of hand sanitizer
so you don't get sick.
Thank you.
Well, they said that she can't be worse than you, the fuck.
I don't think that I know.
I know, that's why I clocked you.
You know, someone snatched my emblem?
Someone snatched your what?
The logo.
Like, you know, maybe I got the Mercedes logo in there.
Yeah.
Someone fucking snatched it.
And when we catch him, let me tell you what we're going to do.
Punch through your mouth, your throat, and your esophagus.
Yeah.
A lot of it in the mouth area.
Yeah.
What the fuck that area up?
Yeah, no. So, Day Day.
Day Day.
Day Day, Tawain.
Day Day.
Oh! I do have to admit something to you.
What happened?
Uh, I have five parking unpaid parking tickets.
So I am going to prison soon.
No!
I am.
Wait, why do you have five unpaid parking tickets?
Because they got me every time, so...
Oh, shit. Yeah, they got me.
Oh, fuck.
It's okay. You can brush now.
Okay, okay.
I'm coming.
Get those up front!
Oh.
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Wait, where the fuck did we go?
Is that the front?
Oh, come on.
Hey, I'm gonna go up the stairs, okay?
Uh-huh.
She's just gonna go in the front.
Okay.
Did I just leave this fucking window open?
I told you it wasn't open.
Oh my god the fucking car behind me dude.
So do I let Yona drive the car or what?
Lucky I'm down bro, I'm not really trying to drive to be real with you.
I'm not really trying to drive.
I love the car, she's waiting.
Oh, so you want to whip this hoe or what?
I will!
Deadass?
Derek, get out!
Okay, okay, like you actually know how to drive though, like...
Yeah, no deadass!
Like you won't crash my car?
I'm dead serious.
It's easy to, it's very easy to drive.
Okay, bye.
I'm dead, hey!
Okay.
Well, there's a way that you can just, well-
Let me try to just your face, but it's gonna be very close.
But it's gonna be very close to your face.
Maybe, let's just turn the corner once and then we should be okay guys.
Can't be a worse driver to you than you have.
Alright, how do you-
Okay, so-
How do you put it in reverse?
To put it in reverse, you flick it up, to put it in drive, you flick it down.
And to put it in park, you press the button.
Alright, we're going to reverse everyone.
Alright, there's 20 cameras, so you can't crash it.
No, I got it.
Yeah, the sensors are a bit fucked up though.
Didn't you crash?
Hey, I'll just push it down. How do I go forward?
Oh, there we go.
I'm good, right?
Yep.
Okay, yeah, now I got this.
See, it's smooth, it's nice, it's easy though.
Yeah, this is real nice.
Okay, I know a couple of thrift shots so just to be clear you don't want to go make a build of air
I'm with whatever you know what I mean. I'm literally with whatever
Yeah, you can put it up now
Yeah
Nice hold get the angle of her left hand on the steering wheel. Yep
Did you fucking leave Richard? Maybe I got you?
No, I left it on, but you saw, I did it for the Bushrop channel.
Oh!
But everyone, everyone, we officially made it! We're in the Maybach truck cute in Cuddley's.
I repeat, we're in the Maybach.
Yep, but it's not a truck.
It's still a Maybach, Tony.
Maybach, Maybach, Maybach.
Are the brakes good?
Oh, nice and smooth.
Okay, is this a test drive or you gotta fucking drive?
Yeah, I know I'm about this tomorrow.
Yep.
Look, let me get you right.
God, I wish I had a maid back y'all.
What car, what's your dream car?
One like this one.
There you go.
Look at that, my bitch. I bet she give y'all ass a ball.
Jason, put your seatbelt on.
She gets on.
Oh, that's just the tire for a bit.
Everyone buckle up
Well, this is easy
I know this car is cherry red cherry and it's just my character.
Easy peasy.
The brakes are real nice on this.
Yeah, come on.
Dang, I wish I had a car like this.
What car do you have?
A 2015 Toyota Camry.
But this one's nice.
You?
So, what's your next car?
Probably one like this.
If I can even find another way to get one.
You should get it. What what car said Yonaget? I actually have a dream car. I found out the dealership
Chat can you tell me which one it was and remind me in what color? It's in a beautiful blue color, but yeah
I don't know. So what's your thing about a lesser? Yeah, it's in a beautiful much
I'll read your chat. Yeah, they know which car I want. It's like this Mercedes. I think
No, it's not a test. Oh, yeah, I did I do when I scat pack
Yeah, but yeah, I do want a scat pack, but a different no, there's a one more on there
Maxima of Ben's of BMW. I think it was a Ben's
Chow, what was the blue one? I said Ben's C-Class. Yeah, I think it was that one. What up, Chad?
Is that right? I forget. I just know what it looks like
I just know what it looks like.
A G-Wagon?
No, ill, ill.
Ooh, not ill.
Ooh, let me stop.
No, it's not.
I didn't mean ill.
Guys, please.
I meant like, that's just not my type of car.
It's not a G-Wagon.
G-Wagons feel hefty to drive.
Look at that.
No, I can see you in a G-Wagon.
No, I don't want a G-Wagon.
I can see you with no doubt.
I don't want that one.
So are you a Benz girl?
A BMW girl?
Or are you just...
A Scat Pack.
A Scat Pack girl?
I want a Scat Pack.
I want to...
I want to think about getting a Scat Pack too.
Dang!
It must be nice.
It must be nice to just wake up and be like, dang, what car am I going to choose
today in my life?
Yeah, I mean it's only 50K.
Yeah, it's not too much.
Jason.
Oh!
Yona!
Guys!
Christ!
Guys I'm sorry. I'm used to this. No. See I bet you're hungry aren't you? No. Oh, okay.
No. It's okay. We'll get you something to eat. No, I'm good. Maybe after stream. Okay.
Jason. Yeah. Buckle up twin. I'm buckled one second. Wait how does it feel? Yo you're
Loki this my sheep this might be your body sorry I'm texting I gotta respond
to this real quick it's okay it's fine yeah don't even don't even think about
reckoning to this yeah you see it is that how you driving around no I've
never been in the car actually ever oh actually one time
You tough, twin. You tough.
Who?
You tough.
Yeah, I am pretty tough. I just like to tell people that and let them know, like, I am tough. I'm not the one to play with, really.
You tough. We tough. What'd y'all say?
What'd y'all do, what'd y'all do? What'd you just tell me about that?
You told me, uh, he was talking shit, so I started beating on his bed while he was going.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
He came with me first.
Dali! Dali! Dali!
Man, it's a vibe getting drove in.
Thank you, Yana.
Yeah, you're welcome, Zwayna.
So is your last name actually J?
No, it's Jenkins. Big Jenkins.
Oh, I thought it was J-Y. It was big J.
Yeah, J-Y for short. Yana J.
Jenkins. That's on fire, man.
yeah guess what my last name is um it's default it's default what is it
Jason the wing is a wing what is his last name when really yeah oh wait so
You know where we're going because nothing is in the GPS because I don't need a GPS. I know I'm going to one
Legs on me if you love me
We what a good trip a good area to shop now. Yeah, that's why I'm saying
Oh, this is a great area.
Yeah, so none of y'all want to go to Build-A-Bear?
I mean, if it's right there, then why not?
Build-A-Bear?
Wait, can you look up how far it is, but...
Build-A-Bear? Or...
Yeah.
But...
Why don't we do both?
Why do you want to go to Popeyes so bad?
I didn't even say Popeyes.
I said, that should be the last one.
No, you said you wanted to...
You were begging us to go to Popeyes.
I wasn't begging.
I suggested an idea.
I was like, yo, Yana, this is training right now.
We can try to one piece meal at Popeyes because yeah
Blitz on if you love where wait Lacey raiding me earlier. Are there any more dogs in here? Hi, sir
Yeah, what are thugs at?
What do you think? What do you think of the thugs?
They're cute and cuddly. They're very nice. So did she did a cute and cuddly make the rough and rough and rusty
Yeah, because basically they're rough and rusty. They're more of the defenders like anything
Yeah, they get on it, but Q and cuddly's they make it super cute and cuddly little bears 25 away. Oh
Jesus
See Anna got to write this car
You like to break right when the car is there no, I'm a good breaker
Wait, there's something in my eye, we're gonna crash
Oh God, this is bad. Oh, yeah, I got sunglasses. I got some treat. No, there's something in my eye
That's actually complete solid. That's actually gauge.
I'm sure I can't see shit. I got it.
That's actually swag right there.
That's swag right there!
Jason! Fuck!
What the fuck? That's the third time you've met that!
No, no, no, sorry! Okay, sorry!
Holy... You're good, you're good. Okay, you're good.
You're doing better already. At least you're breaking.
yeah I think you're breaking. Ice cream! I'm down! I'm down for ice cream. I'm gonna go to build a bear. Build a bear? 25 away? We go to close shop and then go to build a bear and then go to Popeyes. That's a good big 3 bike. Yeah why do you want to go to Popeyes? I told you why. No I'm just kidding. Wait I think I went too far down.
Let's do Bastet.
I'm Deaday.
Chow.
What's y'all's opinion?
What's y'all's opinion on me?
Like, don't try to think like
I'm cute and cuddly, or do y'all think
I'm rough and rusty.
And what do you think Jason is?
Your supporters are pretty nice, right?
Yeah, nice.
My, um...
Your chat's calling me Dad now.
That's all I know.
Jason is chapped
Whoa versus a
Hey, watch it buddy. You don't want to wreck into this. Okay?
What is that?
Lick show
Okay, I believe we're here
Actually, we might have a little bit of a walk, but we gonna be there. Listen walk is good. Okay?
I know someone
Someone pulls up on us. Let's believe
I'm there yeah, no there's only one person I don't want to
Just stop it I already told you
I already told you twin sorry sorry fellas just a may back look you see them back double backing
Yeah, they see the may back see the may back I see that shit
What do you listen to?
Um, I've been recently listening to Daniel Caesar.
What?
What?
Fuck you guys.
Hold up, if you play a banger, you might be lit.
Oh, yes!
Super power!
wait I couldn't win sorry guys no play transform that's my favorite okay when
Well, oh yeah, I mean was it was it red?
I'm trying to wait
Sorry
I don't know how to park super close. I don't do very well.
Okay, and then push it in to park like that.
I just want to see you, I just want to see you, how beautiful you are.
Holy fucking space.
Whoops.
Uh oh, whoops.
You know what?
Where are you going to park like that?
That's fine, it's fine.
Whoops.
I am not good at parking.
Listen, okay, so, uh, lead the way.
Okay, hold up, let me get out of the map.
I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map!
Okay.
Just wait patiently.
Clanker! Clanker! Yeah! I'm talking to you, Clanker!
Oh, stop! It's just a robot.
You can't just jump that, motherfucker.
Lock the car.
Fix it? Wait, am I gonna get, am I gonna get and take it from there?
No, right? Why are you not saying fix it? Bro, that's a way back.
Yeah, it wouldn't matter. Why are you not gonna get it to Tom?
I think she would be good bro. Yeah, it's fine. There's so much space.
Yotta got us anyway. Did you get a ticket? Yeah, it fixed.
I mean, she got five already. Six already.
Bruh, okay. One more won't hurt. One more never hurt her soul.
Cora's gonna get lit. No, it's not.
Wait, is there enough room?
Oh!
Oh wait, you got an address? Huh? Yeah.
I'm gonna fix it. You find that address.
Okay. Oh.
Wait, actually, do I know where I'm going?
Oh, yes, I do.
Oh, shoot.
We need to hurry up.
I mean, as long as there's no brick wall behind us, he should be good.
He loves hitting brick walls.
I thought he hit somebody's car.
That too. There's no car behind us, so it'll be good.
Yeah, it will be good.
Chad, put a thumbs up if you like Jason.
Because he's a pretty cool guy.
It's the exact same.
Yeah, I'm really thirsty.
You're thirsty?
I'm thirsty.
I'm going to tell her, I'll give you something.
Appreciate it.
Why are there a bunch of thumbs down in my chat?
I don't know.
All right, there we go.
Um, to the left, to the left, to the left, everything falling in the bottom to the
In the closet, it's messed up.
Wait, I've been here before. This door's good.
Please don't touch.
Oh, this is perfect for chopping for clothes.
Yeah, no, there's a really good one down the way.
I've been here before.
It's pretty nice.
Look, you have your fingers.
What's up, dude?
100 million likes.
Oh.
You keep talking that mess. That's fine.
But you walk and talk down the same time.
This one.
What a fun and nice day, guys.
I know, yeah.
Wow.
Why is everything close though?
No, don't worry.
We're going both ways.
Could you hold this?
It's too much for me to handle.
Isn't that chapstick?
Yeah.
I'll lift her car.
Now, is this chapstick not left glass?
Is it actually...
I don't want to be lost, I won't be, I swear.
You liar!
No, I swear!
What?
I'm phonemes great!
Who's phonemes?
It's you.
Oh, shit!
No, you put too much on!
Jason!
Come on now.
I'm fucking kidding you.
Okay, no it actually, no, no, it's actually, it's not...
okay guys no okay well they're still in moisturize okay let's go a bit it's
That is it. Okay, in here. There's a great thrift store. Wait, is there a store for them here?
There's one. Hi!
Okay, see?
See they have multiple different options. Okay. Yeah. I like this. It smells like a thrift store.
Next slide.
Wait, when does Vodabare close?
Little bear, wow, that's a good ass right there.
So we're gonna start at least a little bit.
Close at 8, so we got hours, but we gotta fit in literally 30 seconds.
No, let's not rush it.
Okay, so listen, my style, I mean I could get you, easy.
My style is easy, it's simple.
No, this is not like a thing that I'll put on.
Okay, what's your type of vibe so I know where to go off?
And what's shoes?
Yeah, we're just like it's
That's crazy
Okay, so what's your what do you want all right listen first? I don't know you pick
I was wrong. Yeah, just put me in some swag and I'll put you in some swag. Okay, I got
I got you, Twin. I got you.
Okay, let's go.
So...
We should go to the men's section.
Where do you want me to go first?
No, you go... Wait, I'll go first.
Will you get to look at what I get you?
No, I won't.
I want to style you first. No!
I'm not going to put you in the support section.
I don't think you should... Fuck.
I'm gonna try to take time where you can't see what you're getting you just throw that big Shawnee come off
Let's come on that how that word is there's only one camera though
No
I can't be like no you can't
Okay
I
Wish your thought process explain like what what are you going for?
This is fire this is
No, you don't get to pitch okay
But Jack is fine medium
Wait don't look at what I'm getting okay. I'll just go I'll go pick you use you pick
Okay, how about me?
Okay.
Okay, I'm thinking something like black and white,
something nice and gone.
Human hair.
What are you talking about?
Oh, wait.
Is this fire?
Brown, black and white?
Okay, let's just get it just in case.
What size pants does he wear? What's his trouser size?
30. 30 to 32.
Oh, you know him very well.
you
you
you
you
you
You
What size are these
Excuse me? Wait, sir, do you work here?
Oh, no, sir.
Oh, okay, sorry, sorry.
Okay.
Where is he at?
He's in the car.
Suspect.
Suspect.
She had to be from the Bolivary.
Are you fucking serious?
No.
You found out where I had to.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how to dress, I don't know how to style, why would he come up with dresses?
Oh maybe.
Wait, this is fire.
All right guys.
No, this fit is gonna look cute.
What's the other thing?
Maybe a brown should go to the bottom. Let's see. Does the brown match the pants?
I think so.
Whatever you desire, you know
I'm just rich happy
This hat is fire
Okay
All right, I told you Jason loves hats
That would be fire.
I think that hat would be so fire but that wouldn't let me get it.
Is this loft up?
Oh excuse me?
Oh we lost it.
Is that a half?
Yeah.
So you don't let me take it to the back.
Okay well then in that case, if this thing is getting serious, we need to go serious.
Okay.
so the jacket is gonna have to go this matches the hat and now we need brown
shoes yeah it's gonna be grossing. Oh wait that up there is fire.
Oh, hold on guys. Look at this one.
This is fire.
Ooh, that's tough, that's tough.
Stop! Look at him!
Oh, that's right. I'm not looking.
Where are the belts? Do you know where the belts are?
Nah.
I'm swaggering around.
Oh, look at mine.
Okay, I'm gonna take this job seriously.
So, I'm going back with the black with the fur, now we need some cute things.
Sorry.
Okay.
Are you sure?
I think you're right about his pant size.
32.
I mean, good ass.
Oh, I did but never mind.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Thank you, though.
Okay, these.
These four.
Now I'm cooking.
You said, how do I see the size?
Okay, so these...
Wait, these are...
Yeah, ready?
Oh, don't look!
Stop!
Oh, you're doing it right there.
What's up?
Oh, you're doing a wedding.
Guys, look at this one.
I think this is women's, but this is so cute.
Okay, wait.
Oh, a little bunny hat.
Okay.
I think I'm doing pretty good now.
Oh wait, this is not even that.
It says off-white.
And boy come on boy he wears a size nine oh sorry sorry yeah oh no sorry sorry of course
Oh no you're good.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Have a great day.
Okay I think I should do this.
Wait, these will be fine.
This is giving balance.
How do I see what size this is?
This is Prada.
This is Prada.
It's Prada.
There? Okay. Size? I think it's a little too small for me.
Okay, where's the...
These Sonic ass shoes.
Okay.
I don't really...
Okay, now the Black Force is to die of alcohol.
No, I get it.
Okay, these. These are cute.
This is a shoe.
Okay.
This is a bottle.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect.
I think I'm gonna miss this.
Oh, sorry.
Where is he?
Okay, I'm done.
Done?
Yeah, I'm done.
Okay.
I got you the most hot fit.
I got you the most hot fit.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm okay.
Doesn't really.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Yes, thank you.
These will fit him.
I mean, he's gonna fit him regardless.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
What is this?
Can I be your partner?
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
I'm running around
I don't want to help you
I'm coming for you
Thanks man
I'm a hot-ass ain't no problem
I'm gonna pull the trigger
I'm gonna stage the fuck
No! I'm going to the dressing room
So I'm fucking showing people like what?
I just want to say that I am so proud of you.
Damn bro, it's been a whole entire year I've been working with Jason, I think I would
know.
Appreciate it.
W comms?
W comms?
I'm a little sassy, sorry about that.
I'm a little sassy, sorry, but I'm tired and I'm thirsty, but really, no, no.
How's everyone doing today, Dogep?
You all doing good?
Hope the Tuesday is going well for y'all.
Are you excited for London?
London streams?
I mean I'm just reading whatever's coming out of the shirt pretty cool shit plan
learn that was a good vibe I mean last time
you
you
you
you
you
What the fuck do you?
Yeah, like...
I don't know.
When are you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know, I'm not even that bad for real.
I'm not even that bad for real.
I'm not even that bad though.
You're deadass, you're not that bad, bro.
I don't mind it's fucked.
Alright, you hang.
Next, my fit.
Wait, am I good to go?
Yeah, you're dead, y'all.
Yeah.
That's deadass.
You're lowkey fitting.
The drum didn't fit but we're lowkey fitting.
You got that fat on it.
I actually like this jacket though.
We're lowkey fitting.
We're lowkey fitting.
And like we went with the same theme.
Like all black, you know what I mean?
This is not that bad.
Yeah, no. I thought what I was looking at.
Oh
What the fuzz we both got the fuck yo, I had bigger shit though
Yeah, how do you think like we did you like the sideways better?
I wish it was like a regular
But that's you
Wait, this way down! Oh my goodness!
Oh, switch hats?
Hey, I like this one.
What do you think? What do you think?
Which hat do you want?
I like that one.
Okay, I like that one.
I like the one you gave me the minute.
Chad, what do you all think?
Fuck yeah, dude.
Yeah, no, this is fair.
No.
Fuck yeah.
I thought we were just gonna play.
Nah, this is no joke at all.
It looks like take a picture, yeah.
Yeah.
It looks like a picture.
Yay!
We did not come to play.
Nah, I don't have no jokes at all.
We're not playing.
Okay.
Yeah, little of my watermelon.
You know it's just a sweet, ready, yellow meat.
My prices can't be beat.
They the best in the land.
Nobody will be sad.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
So we buying this here or what like we like it?
No, I'm down. I'm down. I don't walk out. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it.
I'll pay for it. Yo, we gotta buy it. We gotta, we gotta fuck it. Just get it.
Let's just get it. But, but can they just, can we just, I don't want to put it on again.
You know what I mean? Yeah. You think they'll let us wear it out?
Oh yeah. Twin. I don't know. I look like the Boba dude.
No, that shit was fire
Okay
Really like it's just fuck it fuck the plot. I mean fuck it
Okay shit if it treats on you I guess it's not me. It's not me. I mean I wasn't saying I gotta get fittest
Wait, let me grab my thing.
She's gotta get a shit for free.
At least she didn't look in here.
Any nice pieces in here?
Huh?
Oh, I forgot y'all wearing it out.
This total is about to be like, it's okay.
Yeah, I'm ready to check it out.
Let's see how much this shit is.
Okay, it's fine.
Woo, yeah, this is such a fun trip.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Okay, so how would we do that?
So this one...
Brady...
Huh?
That was Brady Goose.
How do you do something like this?
Oh wait, I don't need the bow, I don't fit.
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, we get, wait, wait, you gotta let it down.
How much is?
Because we guessed the price.
Can we get back now?
Yeah.
Is that your lead in?
Lead back check?
What about it?
Lead back check.
All right, see how much it is.
I guess the lead in.
It's 8.35.
All right
All right
Dang you really don't have to do that
Give me an X just give me an X. Okay
This is gonna build a bear I look like Boba Duke. I just love it. This is a Boba Duke inspired
I don't know the receipt, thank you so much.
Hey man, swag, we out.
Yeah, yes you.
Yes you style her.
Is it Rick?
Yes she's Rick Owen.
Yes you style her.
Who got the better fit?
I'm not gonna lie, Yana's eating with the jacket but I don't know.
I see we both win.
It's a good mix.
Yeah.
OK, see ya.
Step me in my pants.
Oh, so do you think people can tell me just about this?
Fuck you.
That's how you know you got motion.
You walk out and you want me to hold you in your hand.
Yeah, you're right.
That's fucking motion, you know what I'm saying?
That's fucking motion.
What should we do?
I'm not paying for a dragon.
Yeah, my serious.
Well, he said that with me, you're just fine.
Stop dragging your feet.
Well, I can't.
It's okay. I can drive on a car, you're fine.
We're chillin'.
Okay, go on.
Pikachu, what's your favorite type?
A Pokemon.
My favorite type.
Mine's uh, uh, a Dachigo.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Holy shit, he's zooming.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, these assholes are fucking rude.
No, they're not.
I'm gonna give these away.
So do you think we look stupid?
I don't know. I tell you, I think we look stupid.
I don't.
I think we look mighty fine.
We look pretty price tags.
Rip these off.
We might rip these off, yeah.
We look good.
Now we really twins.
Yeah, now we do look alike.
Yeah.
Fitted.
Look, swag.
Take the tags out.
No.
I'm having a problem.
Babadook.
Babadook.
That was a scaring movie.
Can somebody add a movie?
I really like Babadook.
Can somebody add a movie to Babadook?
Wait, hold on. I need to pose a little bit.
Can I set this on your foot?
Yeah, what's the pose he does?
That look like you from afar?
You do.
Nah, nah, you don't.
Honestly, you look swag.
Right tag's coming off.
Good.
Wait, I gotta take my own.
Toss it, toss it.
Let's go for the Bombay back.
Uh, buddha.
Uh, buddha.
It's time for Phil to bear chat.
Well, listen, it's a 25-minute drive, and...
Just say you don't want to go.
No, we can go!
No, it's okay!
No, let's go!
No, it's fine!
Let's go!
No, because I think it's loud.
So, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So, you want to go and risk it closing, or should we go to Popbox?
Where should we get ice cream down the street?
Why are you laughing I bet you would be or you want me to move you
Oh my god
Hey
You don't even drink this one.
Who doesn't?
I literally drink straight water.
Sertogi.
I turned it up.
What?
Chad, who had the better fit?
Bill the bear.
I bet.
Bruh, Popeye's ass.
Okay, it's a 22-minute drive, we get there.
If we call them and say, if we get there at whatever time, how about I call them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, it's the one, so you're calling the one that's 20 minutes away, right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, bet.
Wait, I actually don't know what time that is.
Let me look at it.
Day-day.
Day-day.
lucky the spectacles match the fit
wait are you sure it's 20 minutes already?
yeah
oh I see
I'm calling
what the fuck is this guy doing? hello?
hey move it
I'm calling the right now
what is this guy doing?
what are we doing?
oh this fucking dumbass Tesla driver doesn't know how to parallel park bro
what a dumbass
holy shit this guy's been trying to get in this parking space for 50 fucking minutes
Oh my fucking gosh, dude
Typical fucking Tesla drivers. I think they're stuck cuz there's a one-way in and out basically
No, he's trying to get the parallel for sure
Biotic
They're not picking up
Did a did a did a did a
Okay, so what the actual fuck is going on should I raise big this tech Tesla driver
Can't calm down
Hi, I was just wondering I'm about 20 minutes away
HELLO!
Were you guys be- were you guys be closing by 20?
I have some more.
Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Thank you.
HELLO!
Okay. Thank you, bye.
HELLO!
Jason!
Okay, you know what? They said they closed at nine.
Oh. Wait, is the same one?
Yes.
Are you sure? Read that.
Bill bears wait is it the wait which one is it which one did you look up this one
22 minutes away yeah, is it the one that's downtime down time flies fucking this
You don't say shit to fly shit. Don't say shit
Are you sure cuz there's one I close that nine one close at eight the one the one I close a nine is further
No, it's not. I'm gonna send it to you right now. You send me this
I just called this okay, it's sending over in three two one just drive pussy. Are you fucking kidding me?
I can't ride bro. Oh
You know why there's a clinker clogging up the entire driveway
No, it's not the clinker actually. It's the shitty ass red Tesla driver. Calm down
It's nothing to be upset about. No, they said in 2020 there'd be flying cars
well there isn't a time yeah yeah there's a year right what do you think we're gonna have in like
ten years you think you think do you see yourself having kids in ten years oh yeah really yep you
want a boy and a girl I want a boy girl actually I want I want eleven kids and then I'll make a
Um, I'll make a basketball team
You what I'll make a basketball team, but I'll make up the starters in the bitch
Hey asshole, well, I want a fucking drive clanker
Fucking toy your skin
Toy oil yo, bro
You gonna bring a fit. No, I can't you can't I promise you can
yo oh shit my bad bro this guy's not moving bro like this guy's an asshole
thank you fucking clinker dude can't drive
Oh
Seat belt oh
Wait, can you play some tunes? Yeah, you want ox?
Yeah, I'm not prepared. I'm not prepared. I got a buckle buckle buckle
Wait, we're really good. We really get to go make build a bear. Hey listen
We ain't a maid bag getting ready to go get build a berry fucking kidding me. This is the life
Yeah, this like I have nothing to be sad about nothing
Yeah, what do y'all think?
Shoot, okay
Jack we're 50 minutes away y'all let's get a W's going
So the guy that doesn't have the seatbelt on is me what's a fly guy so fly guy oh
I think I got my swag get back 1738 turn my swag on
I'm sorry, Tony.
I don't even worry about it. You got an ox.
Nothing below.
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
You got a kiss on it?
It's here.
Yeah! That's it for life!
Wait, this week doesn't go back here!
Do it up!
We got laughing on the track, we got hoes that don't stop, they keep calling
We know y'all like money, don't keep calling
We're not rich like what's going to keep calling
We got somebody else who's born, but at least we got this
you
you
you
you
you
I
What
Big take little bank
What the whole cool shot it brave
Then I said no way watch it go away
i'm whipping
Did he play this live?
I don't know I wasn't there i was so sad
Don't shout at me
I'm f**king crying
I'm f**king crying
I'm f**king crying
I'm f**king crying
I'm f**king crying
I'm f**king crying
I'm f**king crying
Don't serve my name
It was late
Okay, what's the song you want in here?
Calm, we- uh, whatever you've been listening to
I'm trying to test my ball
See if I know my shit
I've just been listening to...
Not-
Oh, bad's calling
Yeah
Oh, my dad?
Yeah, you're dead
Oh, you wanna- you wanna talk?
Yeah
Okay, go on
Hello, bad, dang stream
Okay
I'm uh
No, no, shopping shopping with my oh deep bang Yonah
Okay, say hi
How are you good? How are you?
Yeah, yeah
Say good you oh, yes, I'm good you
Okay
I bet actually okay, okay?
Okay. Alright, I love you.
Bye bye. Bye.
Bye bye.
Bye!
Bye.
Aw!
That's Pops. That's Pops.
Aw, she loves a green light.
Get that right here.
I think I say fuck fuck no to Popeyes.
I think we say fuck no to Popeyes, what do you think?
Are you hungry?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I said fuck no.
Fuck no to what?
Popeyes.
No.
No, I'm hungry.
Oh, so you wanna promise?
Yeah, but not yet.
Like, I still want to be in the bed.
Yeah, I feel you.
I'm fucking good.
I can't fucking do it.
Devil in the day, but...
School to be a doctor.
Okay, what do you want to listen to?
Bala.
I actually would like to lie there.
Huh?
I could have went to school to be a doctor,
but I dropped out to be a follower.
You had a really breakdown with her, say?
No
But I dropped out then chose to be a ball literally live those leers
What the fuck you come back my car just my sensors just start fucking talking about fuck
Maybe broke the sensor no all because this guy just
So funny
You were the ox master put on like some calm shit
This one. I like this one.
It's my shit.
I gave it all for...
Is anybody gonna remember me?
You don't even know the lyrics from Larkford?
Yes I do.
Suddenly he starts working with my old jeeps, cause they know it wasn't for me.
I looked at the stars when I was 19.
As for the lady who won't believe me, I'll let the turn of the gun lonely.
Then they wonder why I'm right out of the house.
Did you play some Adeb?
You listen to Adeb?
Yeah, I do.
Actually?
What song?
Whatever you want with the high notes.
Can you hit those?
We can hit those.
Oh yeah, that's the love.
My heart and knees could fail if it was to claim me
It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me
My hands, they shut but my knees will fall to me
You stand in my arms
When I fall into your feet
But there's a sound to you
That I never, never knew
All the things you say
They were never, never true
When the games you played
You were always, always weak
I
Want to see
You know what my shit it you don't love by Kisa close
Yeah, but I've sung that a lot of times. You want to sing that?
Oh, no. If you already sung that, I'm bad at talking about that.
I know. Why are you singing that?
Okay, what about...
What's the singing ass song?
What's the singing ass song?
Lucy.
I'm a chaser.
And I save fire
To the right
Won't you burn
I'm gonna harmonize with you.
You said, lovers of strangers, dudes, no.
No.
Stayed by Rihanna.
You know that song?
Yeah, I do know that song.
Stayed by Rihanna.
Have you sung that one?
Let me see.
I don't think I've actually sung that one.
You wanna duo?
I wanna duo.
I'm good at harmonizing.
Like, I'm musically...
into...
I'm not telling you.
Wait, you don't have YouTube premium either, same.
I never bought it.
Wait, oh you're on YouTube?
Yeah, because...
Which one is this?
Wait, no, this is an ad.
Sorry, yeah, I don't got it.
I don't got YouTube premium.
Wait, what song is this? I know the song.
It's like all I ever been
I'm a hard-working man
I'm not even helping at all
I was trying to get you another song, but you know what I'm saying
Okay
Oh yeah, I know what you're saying
Are you karaoke?
Yeah, that's what I thought we were doing
Oh, oh
That's not, I don't, I don't got that in my bag, I'ma be honest
Karaoke?
Yeah, I'm down, I'm down
What about Bruno Mars? You know Bruno Mars or no?
Yeah
Which Bruno Mars song do you know like?
Um...
Which one do you like?
I like
A little more scary looking at you
I like
About the moon just the way you are
Nothing on you when I was your man
Like that I have been
Grenade
When I was your man
When I was your man
Okay, here we go
You want to take it over first?
Aw
I know the lyrics
Can you just
I'll take it over first
I don't know the lyrics
Like
I don't know
I don't know
Yeah, you seen a little bit?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Just a little bit bigger than...
You got it?
A song for the girl who runnin' on sound mistakes.
You got it?
The loudest song about you, it doesn't just take me down.
You got me!
Take you to everybody to someone who won't need to do us
You got hands, hands, I'm not dancing
She's dancing with another man
Oh the wind!
Oh fuck
Oh the wind!
My private life
You wanna do it everyone?
I know the song but like
you know how like if you have someone sing with you like you don't know that
i just don't got it yeah no i get it you know sam smith out yeah yeah yeah well but like
It's old.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I haven't heard this in a while though.
You got this, Troy.
I don't fucking know it.
No.
Never mind.
Like, I need to like...
I don't know any song like I'm like I don't have good memory you do know but
I know it but I don't know the lyrics unless I hear someone sing
I mean we got four minutes left that's okay
You go because you're the melody so I can harmonize with you no no you're the melody
No, I can't.
Twin, trust me.
Okay, you're the singer then.
Sing a song, like sing a lyric.
Oh, oh.
You got this, don't be nervous.
Oh, that's my shirt, nah.
Lay that song, lay that song.
Carry me that one.
Play, play that one.
I thought it changed the mic settings.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
I was testing something, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You mute the fucking mic, asshole.
I didn't mute the fucking mic.
So what are you doing, asshole?
I was changing the mic settings.
So I can pick up Yana instead of you.
Fuck.
You're fucking weird, man.
Guys.
I'm sorry, that was the ad.
I'm not saying that you were like walking in the kitchen.
No.
Wait.
You know the song?
I do, I do, I do.
Sing the horns.
Yeah, you got it, catch it!
Okay, do another one, go do it!
Okay, okay, I got it.
Some people laugh all the time.
Yes!
Some people laugh just for the pain.
Okay.
How'd you find it?
Some people want it all, but I don't want to get it all
If it ain't you baby, if I ain't got you baby
Some people want time and race, some just want everything
Everything ain't nothing
And I ain't got you
You're hitting it!
Did I hit it for real?
Did I hit it for real?
Oh no!
Dude, no! We just hormoneized!
Seriously?
Yeah, you guys...
You guys...
You did it, twins!
That was beautiful, I think.
In my ears, it sounded good.
What did the chassay though, be honest.
They said you did good are you lying to me like you ate that a
No, yeah, but there was a little crumbs or just a little like no
This fucker go
Bitch I'm gonna make back
Oh, so you think that just because you're in an A-bag, you can just boss everybody around?
No, I have the right way.
Humble beginnings, Twain.
Remember your humble beginnings.
I left all my day ones to get here.
Why?
A-back.
I'm moving my day ones out tomorrow.
That A?
Mm-hmm.
Well, she's like over here or like?
How?
Because she's...
Um, should I kill her?
Right, bro, just kill her right.
I don't know what she's doing.
But I'm in a Maybach, though.
You want to wait for her?
You want to wait for her?
Right.
Jason, you don't really sound like a mosquito.
Huh?
Someone said I sound like a mosquito.
I knew you were going to ask me.
I knew you were going to ask me.
There's no bit right here, bro.
No bit right?
No bit right.
I'm a holler.
Ha ha ha.
Son of a...
Son of a...
Hey, baby.
Oh, that?
Yeah. Why are you giggling?
Are you reading the chat?
Oh, my God.
What are they saying?
Yo, I thought they were going to...
they're going to... could they be like,
Oh, Jason and Yana.
No, they will.
They're going to be like,
This sounded so good.
No, they're going to be like,
Yana, Mo, Jason and Jason.
Sounds like a fucking...
No, no, they're not going to say that.
They're going to say...
They're not going to say that.
Good chance, okay
Wait, so was it good
All right, I'm gonna you're singing. Yeah, I'm talking about that shit. No that shit was good. Stop it guys
I'll just read in China. I think you're doing you're doing
No, you sounded good
Okay, I'm gonna park right here cuz I don't know where billet barriers. Oh
This just ain't compact though. I'm in a wide-body, uh,
I'm gonna say it's not even that much, so...
Well, I thought that compact is when you...
nobody's just there, I never knew it.
Compact means, like, it's...
it's... you feel me?
I don't know if you can get out.
Wait, Yo... Yo, no, you don't have to get out first.
Here's your phone.
Thank you.
All right, well, you can get out.
Yeah.
Do you want to get out, too?
I'm gonna get out of here part 2.
Come on, let me get out.
Who is your nun?
Huh?
Who is Gona?
Who?
Yeah, but that's not my name.
Wait, who is Gona?
I can't wait to make this Build-A-Bear. I've always wanted one.
Who is Yonah?
Yonah? Yeah. That's you.
No, it's Yonah.
Yonah, Yonah.
Alright, so, we're at a mall.
Somebody's out to the mall.
Shit happened.
What happened?
We got followed by a white kid.
Well, that won't happen to me.
So, this is just going to be the whole street.
Huh?
What's up?
Fuck.
I know, I know.
Do you really work out twice a day?
Yeah, recently.
Like how recently?
Two days?
Like, one morning.
Did I get out?
Yeah.
I tried to.
I go on runs.
I constantly work out.
Yeah, I did.
It's scary.
Bless you.
Are you a dead serious?
Are you kidding me?
No, you know my legs are pretty weak and I'm not.
I mean you can't.
You can't.
I mean you're putting your legs in the right leg.
You're doing this all the time.
And you're putting your legs in the right leg.
I mean you can't.
Uh, you can't.
You know my legs hurt.
Oh, sorry.
I'll start you there.
Up.
Don't play with me guys.
Oh, where's the bathroom?
This one's here.
Hey, where's the bathroom?
Up here.
Oh, I see.
Up.
Wait, wait for me!
Wait, hold on!
I've been here!
How's my phone number?
Where's it happening to?
Hey, here's your phone number.
Haha!
Uh...
Is this your shopping spree?
Shopping spree on Jason?
Uh...
Oh, yeah!
Build a bear near me.
Yeah, it's not a cost from, uh...
Wait, you got a nice spot?
Yeah.
He's gonna go up there.
Up there?
Yeah.
That's not a cost from, uh...
Wait, that's going to go back?
That'll it. That'll it.
That'll it.
That's not like plastic.
Yeah.
Yeah, people probably like that.
We know they got a lot of money.
We're literally getting scared out of here.
Yeah, they're like, we're getting scared out of here.
And people want this monster.
I can build a whore out of here.
Can't fuck with the monster.
Can't fuck with a road boy.
It's not like a fraud and a bull's voice.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I don't know what's going on.
Have you heard that lyric?
No.
Yeah.
Is that ever a boss?
No.
Fuck.
I said so much.
You don't know where your daughter reached for you?
No, no.
He knows where you're going.
I love you!
I love you!
How long have you been streaming?
Like three years.
What about you?
Not even a year, no?
Yeah, it'll be a year in May.
Damn!
Yeah, but sometimes I always wonder because
like
Some streamers are kind of old and I've been wondering I don't wonder when they started
Oh, that smells good
We get this they were not going to pop us.
We get this we're not going to pop us.
Why?
Because that, yeah, fuck, it wasn't as much as that.
It's streaming, streaming doesn't count with your phone.
Oh yeah, calories don't count with your phone.
Good.
Can we get, um, people would like the, uh, pepperoni cup,
and can we get the big pepperoni person?
Is pepperoni cup yours?
Yeah, yes.
And then it comes with marinara.
Yeah, this is pepperoni.
Okay, yes.
And then some marinara.
Thank you.
Hello.
It's on me.
Really?
Yeah.
That'll be in a minute.
I'm pretty slugger.
Thank you.
No, you're so welcome.
Okay, exactly.
Thanks for the collage today, Torna.
Listen, tell me a thing.
Tell me a thing.
Why?
Because, uh...
Some people be sure...
...be not sure what about it.
No, I appreciate that.
I appreciate that a lot.
But you know I live in...
...just pay part of the food for a room in your kitchen.
Yeah, I will.
Don't be fucking...
Yeah, because you paid for the fits.
Does he look stupid?
No, he doesn't.
Don't even say that.
Glasses have hatched a bit or not.
No, you will fire.
Don't listen.
Put it right here, OK?
Yes, please.
Oh, yes.
You eat marinara?
I eat whatever.
OK.
I'm going to heat it up.
I'll show the next guest over here.
Are you guys ready?
Yes.
OK, here we go.
Over here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
You want water?
No.
Do you have any water bottles?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Can I have that?
Um...
Oh, it's cold.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Um...
It's cold.
Yeah.
I
Will yes
Sure
Y'all don't want to actually donate 10 dollars
I don't want to touch you.
Oh!
Oh never mind, she said she doesn't want to touch you.
No, no, I do.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, thank you.
You know, you know.
You're not real to me.
Wait, you know what?
What's all we're going to?
It's a Hello Kitty.
Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty?
Let's Hello Kitty.
Yeah, Hello Kitty.
Two, three, two, one.
Okay, broke with a broke boy.
Bitch, I'm running a pride of old school.
I really died of old school.
Bitch, I'm running a pride of old school.
Okay, thank you.
She's not perfect.
She's not perfect.
She's not perfect.
Stop!
Okay, thank you so much.
Um, no thank you.
Thank you so much.
W Yonah's a check.
Thank you.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, have a great night.
Hi, bro.
Hi, bro.
Perfect.
Try these, you'll love them.
Have you ever had them?
I think I have, yeah.
Good? I got me a friend.
Good? You want a piece?
Come on, dude.
Come on, bro. One. One.
Really? Get a piece.
Bro, I'm serious. Yeah.
Good ass? I'm serious.
Tell him God.
I'm God.
Stop it!
Can I get that bar?
Bro, tell him God.
I'm God.
What's that right there?
Marinara tribe.
You got mad like stuff in your hands.
That's okay. We just can't eat this.
Is it not the same thing?
It is.
You just got a punch along on the mini-puncher.
All right, so where's the building?
Where's the building at?
Hey, I want to make a bag for three men.
And just kind of create your own concept of the Japanese concept.
Oh.
And one to create like a total whatever.
I want to make it interactive if you want to.
Oh.
We'll be back.
Okay.
Thank you, bro.
Do you know where Bill is buried?
This way.
Across Bloomington.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
How are you doing?
Oh, no, baby.
I think...
I'm pretty cool.
Oh, no.
Hey, you can eat it.
Oh, no, maybe.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty good.
Who's David today?
He's smoking hot pack.
It's uh...
He's there.
See we're eating and running off the job.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Look how cute.
Oh my god.
The Hello Kitty one.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
Yay!
Wait, we couldn't add like, voice memos messages?
Yeah, you can add voice memos.
Bye.
What do you want to eat again?
I don't know. This one is so cute.
But I also really love the brown one.
What, are you a hell of a kitty girl?
Only a little bit.
I really love sangria stuff.
I
Want this one's kind of burpee
This one is cool.
Alright.
Mmm.
Pretty good.
Yeah, I like this one.
Are you laughing at me?
I don't know, man.
You got your twin right here.
That's what you're doing?
He's kidding. He didn't hear me.
Okay.
I won't let him know here. Come on.
Yeah, we want more shit.
Alright, now what?
Are you stuffed?
Wait, how are we stuffed?
Wait, you're gonna help me?
No.
Are you putting a mess to me or something?
What?
What's it gonna say?
I don't think.
Who are you giving this to?
We're just two ourselves.
I don't know.
Chash, can we get them away?
This is...
Huh?
The cooking will win.
The first person to pull up on us will win.
No.
No.
Keep.
For yourself.
Look at me before I tell you something.
Keep it. They're cute.
Ready as I'll ever be.
Can we put messages in there again?
Okay.
I'm on top of the world.
I'm on top.
Pick it.
She's got a birth certificate.
Alright, so they're zero years old today.
Yeah.
What's your age?
Yonna.
How do you spell it?
Y-O-N-N-A.
Have you said this is your birth certificate?
Yeah.
Are you gonna hang out with us?
With a widow?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta get your birth certificate.
You won't be able to get a five.
Okay, bet, bet, bet.
And then what's your name?
My name is uh, my name is Jason.
Lisa.
J-A-S-L-N.
Or am I naming him or me?
It's like for whoever.
Oh, it's for myself.
Yeah.
What's your birthday of May 9th 2004?
You're young.
6.
Oh 6?
You're only 2 years older than me.
You're the last kid.
Yeah.
You're the last kid.
Yeah.
Imagine being born in 2026.
Right?
Yeah, what bunch of losers?
The last good year was...
The last good year was...
Oh, Floor, I'll be honest.
Oh, too. Oh, six was good.
We still...
Like, what did you grow up on? Like, like, like...
Silly? You know what Silly Band is?
I grew up on Silly Bay and Loom Bracelet, and I was there for the whip and nae nae.
That's all you need.
Yeah, I was there.
I was there.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, they put me on tour.
They put you on tour.
Yeah, they put me on tour.
Okay, so the next week you have our sounds that you guys can add in.
You can report your own voice and the rest we're talking about that.
So they're gonna be 19.
30 seconds.
Yup.
Yup.
What should I say, hey guys, it's me, Yana J. Wait, what should I say, let me read my
chat.
I can go first.
Okay, let him, maybe he should be okay.
I'm the first.
So this is to ourselves, 1975 was the last good year.
yo baby's old ass from my chat
family friendly? of course
I got this
XB4
this is a message to myself
You ready? Alright, you'll talk right into this microphone.
In here?
Yes.
When I hit next, it'll count down from five.
What's my type in a girl?
Um...
You mean like Pokemon?
Grass type?
My favorite Pokemon is...
Bulbasaur!
What do you think?
It's cute.
Yeah.
That's good right there.
I just feel like this is my piano floor.
Yeah, because it makes you stand cooler.
Low gain.
Damn, we both kind of...we're just...we're just...
Yeah, it makes you stand cooler.
Yeah, because it makes you stand cooler, low-key.
Yeah, we both kind of assume this.
Yeah, it makes you just stand cooler.
Look up at the camera and I'll get you a camera.
I'm gonna do self-affirmation.
Yes!
Wait, where's the microphone?
Right here.
Yeah.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Yana, you are so sweet, kind, bubbly, and funny.
Please don't ever wake up and think that you're not enough.
You are more than enough.
You're also so cute.
You have the cutest green eyes and the best body.
Stay positive girl.
Love you.
Okay.
That was good.
Damn, you're...
Oh, you could be a voice actor.
Yeah.
For sure.
Holy shit.
Yeah, no, that was good.
Pretty good.
I said put it. Put it.
Yeah, that was perfect. I love it. Thank you.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Aw!
Wait, so what was your momentum to inspire us?
Aw, uh,
my demon,
my demon,
And Demian Monster, he said those words.
He said those things.
So I just quoted them.
So every time I play this, I remember that Demian himself.
Who's that Demian?
Sankado.
Who?
Sankado.
Sankado?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, I know Sankado.
Sankado!
Yeah.
Who's your favorite Pokemon?
Oh, Yindaducky.
Daffoduck.
Daffoduck.
Yeah.
Anyway, is that like the lower version of Psyduck?
Yeah.
Uh...
It's something like that.
Uh...
A bunch of stuff.
Fuck it all!
Wait, look, you can even put him in a Laker shirt.
That's great.
Oh, is this a Swedish wrestling?
Yeah.
Is there any anime stuff?
That's him!
Yo!
Desk.
Oh!
Is there any anime stuff?
Dance? They have dance!
Yo, desk art!
Wait guys, how do you do the jazz part?
Mine's like... Mine's like...
Do you like that music?
They don't got like voice though.
This one's cute.
Missing you, buddy.
This is cute.
I think I'm gonna give this one.
Lots of 20, 26.
Ooh, I put my boy in a suit.
That's cute.
That's super cute.
That's actually a father.
Aw.
Wait, they even have the picture.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, they even have different pants.
I'm gonna shoe this, though. I feel like the shoes are a moose character.
Wait, no, I'm gonna put it...
Oh, no, no, those are cute.
Yeah, these ones are cute.
Since they're too hard, hey, I'm trying to hug my shoes.
Yeah, he wants to cuddle his at night.
They don't know what a built-up there is.
I think it's you.
We are fiddling.
Holy shit.
TJ interview.
I don't get it.
Nah, I was saying,
she and Sniper's are coming up.
There's three people in the bed
staring y'all down.
Who is this?
Who is TJ interviewers?
Great.
Where's Trink?
Where are you?
Are you Ashley?
Oh.
Your interview is with the kid that came today, with the kid.
Oh, okay.
Who seems like you're here?
Who seems like you're here or...
Or...
We're in that game.
Where?
So he said he was back.
Be careful.
With this coat, I can do anything.
Any fucking thing.
Talk to me nice.
I wish I'm not the one.
Nale.
Nale.
I'm gonna be spamming that one.
I know it's so catchy.
Chat everyone, if you didn't go see the TikTok we made earlier, go do it now.
Yes.
Why is it not that loud?
She's loud.
That's what's supposed to be put up to you here.
That's my bad information.
So I'll be happy when I wake up in the morning.
Oh.
So what's next for Yana jackets?
What do you mean what's next?
So what's next?
Like, like what?
Like, like, like what's next for Yana jackets?
They just like this.
Making it out.
Making it out.
I've never had a build-a-bear. It's okay. This is for you.
that was it that little that little pretzel wasn't it that little pretzel wasn't it
Okay, we got to eat inside of it though.
I need that one piece of food.
Have you ever been to Japan?
No, I want to go.
You got to go.
Yeah, I want to go too.
Japan should win, hey.
You got to go.
Yeah, I said I'm quitting every stream.
I'm really not quitting QQ countries.
It's okay.
They said tell Jason today.
They're bare?
Oh, no.
How's your airline?
I'm down from Japan. Go to Japan.
Go to, go to Hakone, Konosubara.
Okay.
Yeah, I wanna go see a lot of people.
Hey, we're going!
Damn, it's cute.
My gosh, it's your birthday.
Are you doing a birthday?
You're actually fiddling.
Yeah, you did, but I didn't buy it.
Oh, the octopus, why?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'd rather just walk around like this.
Adley, Adley, Adley, Adley, Adley, Adley, Adley, Adley, Adley.
Oh, are you busting your cheeks off?
Yeah, I do.
So, banger, banger.
How many takes was that?
Is there a U-Fighting JC go?
U-Fighting JC go?
Yeah.
Uh, maybe.
I'm gonna get my eyes a little done though.
I used to have a fight.
Yeah, but I've been working.
I don't work at some, maybe I can like it a little bit, but I'm trying to find
I'm going to try and fight.
We can stand with it.
I'm swimming.
Oh, you're good.
What do you think of our face?
Y'all look so cool.
I will say you look really nice.
Who has a better friend?
I feel like if you could stand...
What?
I thought it was...
I thought it was...
If you could stand, I feel like you'd have it with the jacket, but...
You look so pretty.
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
I styled him.
I styled him, so...
I mean, her.
Her, her, her.
Yeah, I styled him.
Y'all, y'all, y'all, I will say it, but...
You look so pretty.
Oh, my.
I don't want to...
Oh, sorry.
Are you guys making Buddha bears for yourself or are you giving them to people?
Oh, no, no.
This is a weekly loud history of joy.
Have a great night.
Have a great night.
Next up, you wanna go first?
Yeah.
Can you smell all of our scents?
Oh, scents?
Yeah, so it's a little perfume that's gonna go inside them. They last like three to five years.
Obviously if you watch them a lot, it's gonna go away all the time.
I personally really like this one. It looks like a strawberry scent.
I love strawberry.
We used to have this like sugar... Oh, that one smells pretty good.
We used to have this like sugar because you want it to smell so much like a lemon.
I like that yeah, did you want to sniff on the other he's
Like a strawberry
It's like stepping and all of a sudden it absorbs water over time, so they get like human
and it's really about you washing them and if you want air to dry them and stuff.
Oh, and I'm at the other side of the house.
Wash your fleshies?
Um, my grandma was just drinking.
I don't really have any fleshies at my house.
I don't know. I don't know that.
Alright, awesome.
It doesn't really matter.
Definitely.
You want to talk to me about this brand?
You want me to speak with them a lot?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
Um, not my cuddle hair, Henry.
Oh, yeah.
It's a wonderful, like, squishy and snuggly.
Yeah.
All right.
Can you say this one over here?
Yeah.
Can you help me out?
Can you stop on that?
If I go?
I like not.
So I'll tell you too.
Okay.
Are you still here?
Yes, perfect.
Oh, like every nice big pond,
make sure she's not going to sleep.
Are you going to be sleeping with her?
Yes, I love it.
I'm going to give her a nice little bath
right here with her sand.
Yeah, she needs to smell really nice.
I don't feel like I'm smelling good.
Aww.
Okay.
Aww, that awww.
Aww, that awww.
Oh, that, oh.
So what happens if I overly stuff my, my, my...
Nothing really, I mean...
I stuff her pretty well.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like...
It's a little bit of a twist.
But there's a limit to what they get super cool.
We do have a little hole for their heads if you want to get more stuff
because their heads already come kind of free stuff.
But I mean you can make them as hard and soft as you like them to.
Do you want percent to be here at the back of your head
So when you want her, she's like this.
Or do you want her on her belly?
So when you want her, it's like that.
Probably on the back of her head.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Loads.
What, you're ready to eat one?
Oh, I'm hungry.
I know. We don't want you.
I'm losing a weight on my clothes.
Thank you.
All right.
Here we go.
This is your friend.
I mean, this one you said you wanted him to be more like five, like so.
Just, I'll get my boy right.
Also, I don't think I'll do a set.
All right, this one's fine.
All right.
Do you want me to put it back?
Yeah.
OK, here we go.
You're going to go ahead.
Here we go.
Let's go!
And the hole has to be closed?
Yeah, I can.
Okay.
Like, is that an option or is that like this how y'all do it?
That's how we do it.
I know.
Because if not, I'm like,
I'm gonna step in and come out if you leave it open.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, okay.
Both of you over here, if you want to come back.
Oh, yes.
All right, and you guys can go ahead.
You're gonna choose one of these hearts over here
that's on the side.
All right.
I like just the regular one.
You're going to wrap it together, get it on nice and warm stuff.
Oh, that's like the dunks.
I'm kidding.
Super close.
All right.
Good.
You've got a touch.
It's helping your eyes from the heat.
All on your tongue.
It's super smart.
And if you want to minimize, we're going to turn over here.
So that they listen to everything I'm saying.
And our nose.
So that way everybody knows how much we love them.
Yes!
So that would make us somewhere to lean on on your side, gay.
I know my side, so that they never leave my side.
We're going to have a hug on our tummy.
So that way they never felt hungry.
We're gonna love.
I don't know.
So that way they can just as much as give me a hug.
Yes!
And then your toes.
So that way they're totally hilarious.
They freak you out all the time.
And then you're gonna bring it to your back.
So that way they support you and help you out.
And I'm bringing it around to your car, and I'm going to close your eyes and I'm going to paint your car.
And then you're going to seal that wish with a kiss.
You're like, what?
You were rubbing it all over back there.
You were rubbing it all back there, like...
It's got love, affection.
Alright, you're going to come back. You're going to put your heart in the sky.
You're going to put your heart in the sky.
Find that heart later.
Can you try it?
Perfect.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Wait, look what I got for one.
It's a cupcake.
I was gonna get it cookie, because
my favorite sweet is cookies.
Wait, is it going on the arm?
Yeah.
What do I mean?
I'm gonna get a foreign accent.
What is that?
How can you look like a foreigner?
It's how they dress.
Kind of.
Just like designer clothes.
In the glasses.
Yeah, what's that mean?
Um...
Daddy.
Jason's chat.
How do y'all feel today?
I'm hot as hell.
the chat much I said thank you much I said I'm feeling cute look at her I'm
I'm naming her sparkles. No, actually, people.
My, my name... Who should I name my...
Koochi.
Koochi?
Yeah.
Koochi.
Dali.
Huh?
I'm naming him Dali.
Who should I name him, Dali?
I'm naming my Thomas.
Why? Who's Thomas?
Thomas the train.
Oh.
Gale.
Gale.
Nice!
Dressing room?
Oh, yeah, I'm going to the dressing room.
I'm beyond at the smile.
The smile.
Dressing room? Yeah, I go to the dressing room.
The dressing room.
Oh, my God.
Come on, shut up.
Hey, Bureau.
Alright little shit. Fucking little shit.
Talk to me.
Is he speaking?
Actually, I see him.
Why?
It's so quiet.
Maybe I see him about it.
It's already in there.
No, but they can undo it and move it around.
I'm not seeing him hurt.
Ew, you're sad.
Alright Thomas, let's get you fitted, okay?
I'm going to make sure you grow up to be a demon!
Don't say that.
Get me fitted.
Really demonetized.
It is not a threat. It's not.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
No, you don't have to.
No, you pay for our bags.
That was a lot of money.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Okay, hold my ass one more time. Are you sure?
Huh?
Are you sure?
No, I'm sure.
Okay, fine.
Okay, perfect.
You guys want to sell them now?
That's okay, I just don't want to...
No?
I just want to carry them around a bit.
Yeah.
Is there a good email or phone number at the end of the day?
Is there a good email or phone number at this?
Do you want to take it in?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, we don't...
Do we have to?
Okay, yeah.
Well, that's sort of membership, right?
Yeah, do you have points and the staff that have stayed here?
Okay.
How about this? Rock, paper, scissors.
Okay.
Oh, it's okay.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
That's that three?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
I got you.
Oh, okay. I'll pay.
Okay. Cause you've known, cause you spent a lot of money today.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
Fair.
Rock of it that number fails.
Okay, now I'll get my money, so I'll get my money.
Okay, that's fair.
Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
It's alright for the Cuban Cuddies.
I didn't mean to slam you on for my check.
Wait, this is so cute.
Hey, how much is that?
It's $128.
Wait, I thought the big ones would be like $500 bucks.
Yeah, me too.
$128.
I thought that's $128.
It might be without the clothes.
This, that's Gucci or something?
Who knows?
I don't know.
I got the clothes.
There's Mr. Sal and then this is the output to the first.
It's 140, 487.
Okay. I thought it was going to be worse.
Oh, for two?
Yeah, for two.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, no doubt it.
Okay, okay.
That's not that.
It's not that.
To teach Abby.
That's not bad.
I thought it would be worse.
I don't want to be in that area, yeah.
Thank you, y'all.
You're welcome, plane.
Do you want to take a taxi?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Thomas has been born onto this planet.
His name is Thomas.
I missed the, wait, what animal is he?
Is he a shark?
It's a fish.
Ah, I thought he was a shark.
Oh, there we go.
Did you guys see the sea?
No, no.
You're gonna be great, kid.
You're gonna be great.
You're gonna be just alright, man.
Thank you.
Ah.
So cute, thank you.
Yeah, I can see you.
this was fired thank you you're welcome I've always wanted to go back back to
the car which way I'm directionally challenged
either way okay that Thomas has been born onto this landing and he's ready to
shark no don't say that nobody shark nobody shark he's ready to be a
respectful young man, too old women out there and find true love.
He's gonna play Valorant and he's gonna make love.
He's gonna be a homebody.
Homebody, homebody.
Yeah.
He ain't gonna be outside.
Let me tell you, I want to see some respect because that's what we need in this world.
I agree.
Would you say you're a respectful young man?
I would say so.
Yeah.
Treat others the way you want to be treated, y'all.
Yeah.
All right.
Cab?
What are you talking about?
So Thomas is a loser.
What's going on?
Yo, it's not a loser if you respect people.
It's to normalize the disrespect women and like.
Facts.
Be demons and go to BBL party.
BBL party.
It's to normalize.
It is normalize.
I think that sometimes if you don't do that, it's okay.
Sharking is normal, Alex.
Yeah.
But listen, you don't want to be 25 and your day is green.
You know what I mean?
That happens.
If you get too many bodies, yeah.
Yeah, we don't want that to happen.
Green day?
You all want green day?
No.
Yeah, no green day.
No green day.
Man, this is where I was chased.
I remember this.
I can't wait to see it.
I'll call you too.
That one piece meant my idea.
I'm excited to try it.
So it's from an anime?
Anime.
So is it going to make me go,
Fuck you though!
It might make me go,
Fuck you though!
Yeah, it might make me do something.
No, it's so glass!
What else do they say?
You gotta install the one piece emos.
When you eat it, you gotta turn it into an animator.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
No, it's not.
Wait, what else do the animators say?
I don't know what Luffy says.
I didn't appreciate it.
What do they say in animators usually?
Thank you very much.
What?
Wait, she's gotta go to the main.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
Laka.
Gunberry, gunberry, Sam. Wait, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
It means keep going.
Like, like, good job.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
Well, I want to know what that means.
Maybe it's like, like, let's go, let's go, no, no, it means like, like, keep trying.
You're making better stand.
Hi.
What is it mean for me?
Hi.
Hi.
Let's take a photo.
Thank you.
All right, good.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
What does it actually mean?
it means like keep trying like like so much through what's on love it
I don't like this movie
live show yet
I have a lot of Brazilian friends that do live show
oh you from Brazil?
yes
hold on
hold on
I've never seen a vlog
got it
you're not passing me
oh
do you know joblogs?
joblogs?
yeah
oh I know joblogs
he's my friend
oh
that's fine
that's not true
do you know joblogs?
Tota?
Tota.
Tota.
Tota?
Tota.
Tota.
I'm afraid I don't know where to go.
You don't know?
Yeah, boy!
Oh, yes.
Two blocks?
Mark?
No, no, please.
That's what Texans say to their horse.
I can't wait to take this off, to be honest with you.
Really?
Yes, I want to shit at you.
I think it will get better. It's just because we're in a busy space.
We're in P1, and we're in blue.
I don't remember where we were.
I remember it was blue.
P1 blue there?
Is that blue, or is that gray?
Is it like blue-blue, or?
Or blue-green.
I feel like that's like gray.
Oh my God.
I didn't memorize.
Honestly, the jacket's kind of fire.
I know.
That's why I picked it out for you.
Like I was probably wearing a jacket game
with a pants off on the way.
What about you?
You're never wearing a jacket.
No, I think the jeans I will keep in the jacket.
Yeah, you never know when I need to pull out
a fashion, a fashionable, opiate jacket.
And I'll put it like this.
Is that the blue John? John? What? Is this where he parked? It says people in blue got on the water. Somewhere around the area.
Make sure to merge the honking sheet below.
They don't got that on my back.
Oh, you hear that today.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Right uses of the voice.
Hey, holy moly.
Switch out your pants.
to switch my pants
I would too but I just feel like we are here
there's not really that bad for me
to change
no what about your shirt don't you have like a
you have a shirt under it no no I just have the jersey under
oh I see okay all right to the Popeyes we go
is there Popeyes near your crib or no um I doubted it
Actually
I can actually look for one there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, give me a sec. There's one right here. Let me see
Let's see if I'm on the way to your house
wait
the poppies we go check wait does it actually not count as like calories
that's for sure yeah no it doesn't count because we're walking
oh it's not bad oh yeah this is perfect no because it's on the way there
do you want to like this is on the way there is good you think or is there a better one
because it's boom we go and then boom Popeyes and then we go back to my
address I did right yeah you're good so this is the best yeah
oh
the content outweighs the calories that actual day
okay here we go there we go if we draw the wick be someone gone
Oh
Whoa, whoa, dude fucking out of it
Dressed it. You know what it says her and Crystal made up
They had no problem with her
Not letting her fit at her job
Marilyn's top comment bitch I'm gonna call you right now there was never a
problem to begin with what the fuck is she talking about bitch all y'all made
her problem fight me like that out don't even sit here and act like y'all
didn't even make it a problem oh oh would it yeah and then anytime I open my
mouth by some you're always got a pussy ass thing to say like first of all it's
Coachella people right your face yada fucking yada leave me the fuck alone
Marilyn the top comment Marilyn with a heart on the side of it to be exact shut your bitch ass up
Sorry, you just left zero clothes. I mean crimes
No, I left a few a few crimes. I just don't like when people do that. No fucking crimes
Fuck Marilyn. Yeah guys be nice. Wait. It was Marilyn, right? Yeah, her name was Marilyn in the comment section
Yo Marilyn go fuck yourself. No, don't okay
I'm sorry.
I just can't wait to eat. Maybe I'm hangin' it.
Maybe. Oh.
Darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling.
What? I'm gonna eat your butt this much.
The only quorum left is you. Uh, fuck you?
There you go. I said you used to.
Can we play throwbacks, like hit the quorum and stuff?
Can we play Wii first?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Of course!
It's a banger.
It's been a while since I've listened to this one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
f*** you guys catching a vod too.
Can't be mad at that.
It's a jeep? Is that how it is? Door? No. I feel like there's doors on those two cars, no?
You can take them off. Oh, you can take them off? Yeah.
Oh, so he did no purpose.
Damn, that's kind of a vibe.
So how many Dadas do you think your chat said today?
None for you.
None, okay. Zero. I think the... I think it's zero.
Sorry, I'm very angry right now. Maybe I should put Jack on you. I'm sorry.
No, don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it
No, it's okay. Sorry
I'm gonna look at most iconic Lucy
Most iconic what most iconic Lucy
quotes
I decided long ago I'm gonna be king of the pirates if I have to die fighting
and I die
It's not about if I'm doing this because I want you do that or no. It's not wait do it again
I decided long ago. I'm gonna be king of the pirates. I have to die
It's not about if I'm doing this cuz I want to
Wait, was it?
Was it?
It's not about, wait, what?
Wait, what the fuck?
It's not about if I can, it's about, what do you say?
I don't know.
Die, fighting.
It's not about if I can.
I'm doing this because I want to.
I decided.
It's not about if I can.
I'm doing this because I want to.
And then once he said, I'm doing this because I want to.
All the code, I'm gonna be king of the pirates.
If I had to die, I decided long, wait,
her voice is very unique.
You literally did it spot on.
You think so?
Well, that was very shocking.
I was like, what the fuck?
New back music.
What?
New back music.
What the fuck?
Someone said that in the chat.
Alright, just start giving her a hint. Start giving her a shit for her to say.
You're in something to say.
You could be a voice actor. Like actually.
That's fucking crazy.
Now you gotta hit that quote when you take a bite out of the chicken wing.
Okay.
It's not about...
It's not about...
Just be like...
It's not about if I can.
It's pointless because I want to.
I decided long ago I'm gonna be king of the pirates.
Inviting to die fighting wolves.
I die wait start start and um if I want to be a part I'm doing this because I
want to I decided long ago okay I have to die fighting for that I die okay I
die fighting for that and I die wait so what is so what do I start at the
I mean you can do the whole thing
But start to see this where he talks about being a pirate
That's this whole shit
Decided long ago
Because I want to.
I decided long ago, I'm going to be king of the pirates.
If I have to die fighting for that, then I die.
What the fuck is that about me?
I decided long ago that I'm going to be king of the pirates.
If I have to, hold on.
I decided long ago...
Oh.
This is so weird.
I want to.
I decided long ago that I'm going to be king of the pirates.
I have to die fighting.
I decided long ago
decided long ago
I decided long ago that I'm gonna come to the pirates and then he says if I die doing that if I
If I died doing it
King of the pirates, you're bound to die fighting the ones.
I die.
I die.
It's not about dead muscles.
All right, now if you can say in Japanese, you're tough.
That is...
That is...
That's good!
NARU!
NARU!
NARU!
Fuck it, I'm gonna hit that one.
Fuck yeah, that's a little bit...
That's fucking anime.
That's fucking...
Maka Desu.
Disney Princesses is my favorite.
Oh yeah? Who's your favorite Disney?
We're like a Disney villain, like...
um...
Rapunzel
Uh, nothing evil, brother
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Uh, I'm thinking of
I'm thinking of
You want to go outside?
Oh
Rapunzel! You know, have you noticed something?
I do
Have you ever washed her?
Rapunzel? Yeah
I remember watching it once
My favorite Disney movie was Snow White
snow white actually mom was
what that's a song from who lot
I don't think I'm on it all remember frozen was bro when frozen came out I
remember it was so fucking high it was the most high-density no that was the
It was all the time.
Am I tripping, Chad?
No, you're not tripping.
I remember it.
It was in every store, every fucking McDonald's.
They had the toys. Holy shit.
Yeah, that was great.
I'm gonna start by saying this.
Hey, I coulda took a U-turn there.
Oh wait, Popeye's right here.
Alright, Chad, we have officially made it to Pop...
Should we go drive-thru?
You want to order drive-thru?
Have to get the made-back experience?
Or do you want to go in and eat it?
Fuck it.
Whatever your heart desires.
Um...
Chad, should we eat at Yanah's?
Or do we eat in the Popeye's?
Go ahead, do you want to end on desktop?
Or do you want to end in the Popeye's?
in the Popeyes. I wasn't playing on ending desktop. Okay, but when we get in the Popeyes.
Okay. Yeah, look, he would hit eight Popeyes in the Popeyes. But what if it's closed?
Oh fuck you man, because...
24 hours 5 to 2...
...that's a million years...
...and...
Hey my bitch!
You ended?
I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm all alone...
...salaamu alaikum
I'm million... I'm million... I'm million... I'm million... I'm million... I'm million...
This is the 580s.
This is a close at nine. Like the inside?
Are you wearing your hat or not?
No.
I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned out.
Whoa!
Whoa!
I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned out.
Um, not this one, you know.
I'm gonna bring your shirt.
What's your shirt?
I'll get my teeth cleaned at the dentist.
you
you
you
you
you
I'll get two one-piece meals, please
Oh, I think I'll do two one-piece meals please.
Oriwa naru!
Two one-piece meals.
You got me, Lacey?
You got me, Lacey?
Yeah, it wants me to end my own life, end my own life.
Okay, now your turn.
No, you just ordered a coffee.
Is it my turn?
Yeah.
Wait, so you just ordered for y'all to-
Uh, yeah.
Classic.
I can cheese in a one piece meal, shit, what was Luffy getting this?
Who?
I'm sorry, what?
Uh, yes.
Uh, I'm just gonna do the same.
Actually, can I get classic and my pussy?
Oh, shit, you got to, oh.
I'll get classic.
Uh, I'm just gonna do the same.
Actually, can I get classic and my pussy?
Oh, shit, you got to...
Oh, I'll get classic.
Oh, can I get the gum gum drink?
Uh, no, that'd be y'all.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Watch this, watch this.
Thank you!
I'm gonna wear this French.
A little French?
Yes, um, oh yeah, no...
Don't do that, mom!
But then you're...
Address?
Saved address?
Yeah?
Well that's a very...
Sweetie!
Salute!
Salute!
Wait, that's French?
No, that's French.
I mean, hey.
Oh.
Thank you.
No?
Some some use it by white.
Oh, cute.
Oh, yes.
This one piece we made up out of hay.
So it's a one piece? It's only come with one piece?
No.
No.
I need a loosey bottle.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Gum gum. Gum gum drink.
You know what the gum gum drink is?
Gum ba da gum ba da.
Hey!
Come, buddy, come, buddy, come, buddy, come.
No.
No, but it's more like, like,
do you know like the girl that she was like?
Yeah.
Come, buddy, come, buddy, come, buddy, come.
Yes.
Come, buddy, come, buddy.
Oh, you know the dancer though.
Which one?
No, that one's her.
That's her.
Don't make it nothing double.
You're gonna see the president again.
So get it a shot.
Take a look.
Like you know it
You know the dance
You know the dance in like 2020
You know the dance
No I don't know
That's way too hard
Let's play
I think she's lip-syncing.
She's just lip-syncing.
Jesus Christ, I don't even know how to dance to this one.
Taking a chance because I like your live song.
Give it a shot.
Oh, there they go.
Hey!
Awful lasting public.
Oh, shit.
What an era of TikTok.
Yeah, no, that would not have been one of the best.
Been a long day.
Been a long day.
It's been a great day.
We look tough. I'm looking at us right now.
We look tough.
I wish I had some cool glasses.
No.
I'll wait for you.
I have some in the car.
We got a lucky piece in the car last time.
To fit in it.
To fit in it.
Or we can eat in a curve, like the old days.
You should eat in the curve.
Ah, but...
Nobody.
Nobody, nobody, nobody.
Herding, dee-gling, and inside, for a long time.
Herding, dee-gling, and inside.
Yeah.
Damn.
What a great fucking bot we're capturing now.
We have a table in the box.
Oh, let's just leave it in the box.
I think I was like
I got sick of the material
Can we just eat my regular food?
I don't want to ask that money
You want to what?
I'm down to see an authentic eat-up
I just want to eat my food
I want fresh air
From Wellington I used to eat
when I was 7 or 8
Wait, where are you from?
You go to Addison
Daddy's son and you don't know where you're from.
Where are you from?
My, uh, my mother.
You're not kidding.
No, I'm from North Carolina.
North Carolina? Oh, yeah, you said that.
Yeah.
The baby.
Jeff, Eddie.
Huh?
You don't have the big son.
Pop that thing on the bottom of that.
Yeah, no, and the fact that people be dead
is that I've been there since I was a little girl.
What? I said you did it?
Yeah, I'm cool.
You need to stand me down, brother.
Don't come here, brother.
So where you looking the money left off?
You need to stand me down.
What?
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
You got a problem?
You know who's right in front of you?
You don't scare people like that, brother.
You look at me and say hi to someone, brother.
Don't be like that.
Stop.
You don't talk to me like that.
Stop.
Hey, y'all messed up my order.
Y'all messed up my order.
I didn't ask for our mashed potatoes, I asked for fries.
Huh?
Bye.
Thank you, Steve. Thank you, Steve.
No, Michael. Michael.
Okay, thank you.
One piece of meals.
Oh, yeah. Can we get everything? Can we get everything?
Everything. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I can go with one of everything.
Fast. Fast.
Look, our Baku dreams.
That's the Gumbel dreams.
Oh, oh.
I had some fries, huh?
You know, I'm thinking about you doing it on purpose.
Oh
Oh
Not your sauce
Can we get straws please in the bag?
Oh it's in the bag?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Arigatou!
I'll ask how you say it when you-
Wait, where is it?
Right here?
Who asked?
It's the wolf.
Ah, the wolf.
Where was it?
I feel like we go in the car.
No!
Oh my God!
We should eat on top of that like the old days.
No, that's even worse.
What do you mean?
Why can't we go on this side over there?
Over here?
Yeah.
Is he digging any of that?
Stop staring.
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just need...
I want a car.
Uh, wait...
I just need to...
Just keep your head on the sliver, Yana.
I always do.
I got eyes on the back of my head.
I got it.
Keep your head on the sliver.
Right here?
Yeah.
This isn't an interesting month thanks mom, but fuck...
I like it.
Oh yeah.
Wait, you want to see the middle?
What if my mouse comes out?
What if my Maybach tires just get fucking snatched?
I won't.
No one snatches tires.
Darn, he's gotta start with a key.
Pull your pants out brother.
All right, we got the one piece meal guys
Let's see what we got
So we have a leg and a thigh
And a leg and a thigh
And a weight
Hot sauce
Hot sauce
What is this?
Dessert?
A birthday cake
If you not see it on the thing
Oh, yeah
We got a break
And if you not see it on the thing.
Oh.
Yeah.
I want to try it.
I got to pray.
You want to lead us soon?
You ready?
Yeah.
Close your eyes.
Dear Lord, thank you so much for this beautiful day.
Please help this food and our sharp body.
Please open our eyes and ears to anything you want to show and tell us.
Thank you so much.
I'm just an AMA man.
Amen.
Come, come drink.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It worked!
Did you feel it on your insides?
I think so, yeah.
Wait, should I try mine?
Yeah, try yours.
I want to be the king of pirates.
Let's try this.
I'm a bit nervous.
I'm going to be the king of pirates.
I'm going to be king of the pirates.
I don't care if I die doing it, I'll die.
Hold on, I think it worked.
Holy fuck, Luffy!
Wait, I feel it!
Yo, you're a Luffy!
Hold on.
No, not the chicken too.
No, no, they did it to the chicken too.
What are you putting the chicken in?
Let me see what they put it in.
Me coal, me coal, me coal, me coal, me coal.
Luffy!
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Itadakimasu.
How is it?
What's happening?
come on come on
Thank you very much
You're not a loser
You're being entertaining
you're making us laugh
Thank you for your reassurance
I'm sorry, can I get in the picture?
Oh yeah, no!
You wanna join us?
Get in here.
Oh, I'm right here.
Right here? Yeah.
I might as well get in here. We're chilling.
Doing my thing.
I'm so sorry.
Don't be sorry.
I thought I'd not see it now.
No, go ahead.
Maybe we should spit in our food, right?
No, I didn't.
Fuckin' good.
Yeah, you're right.
look each other on your bus kind of need right here wait we're going there's nothing
we can't beat you know who we are the big J and the big J big J and big J
you want me to move sorry no I want to be careful oh yeah yeah
So you got that guy's fries or not?
Oh, he was trippin' since it got here.
Trini's got to start with it.
Bye, guys!
How's life been treating you recently?
I didn't get to ask you real questions.
I've been feeling good. I'm pretty good.
That's good.
You've been what?
I've been in life how I've found you.
That's good. I like to hear that.
What about you? How's your mental?
It's actually, since the last time we spoke, a lot better.
That's good.
Yeah, like I felt a lot happier.
Are you still a journal?
Hm?
What's your name?
Like, what do you journal just about your day?
Whatever I feel, an emotion that I don't think anyone else will understand, I write it down.
Because I think that you have to tell yourself, okay, I need a mental break.
That doesn't have to be weeks or days.
It can just be a certain time out of your day.
Back? I like that. I love that.
But you feel better?
I feel better. I feel great.
Maybe I'll start a journey into it. I want to start there though.
You started or you want to start?
I want to start. I've been wanting to start for like...
You should! I think it's good for everyone.
That crispyness is something different.
Head on a swoop, will you?
I'm just making sure we're good.
You don't want to swoop?
You never know what could run up on us.
It's probably the old days. Back in Wellington. Good times.
Wait, I wanna go to Texas?
Oh.
Oh, I know someone from there.
Who?
My ex.
Huh?
Yeah.
Are you dead, Ed?
You might actually know who he is.
Take a gun at him?
No.
Who?
Um, I don't want to say anything, but like...
Take it?
No.
He wasn't like popular.
So how would I know him?
Because you're all in the same like age range.
Whoa, like who?
I don't want to say.
I'm like...
What?
No?
Yeah.
Who?
Um, I guess I'll say his name was Tristan.
He was a great, great friend.
He's very good friend.
Tristan, Tristan, Tristan.
Now I'm not about to say his last name either.
Well, maybe if you-
What I actually know?
You said it, huh?
I don't know.
Dollar in the same age group in Arlington, Texas?
Yeah.
So how'd you meet him?
We were on my friends for a minute
and then we lived on distance for a minute.
But that was like my,
that was like the beginning of my senior year.
So about, like a year ago.
So you're a E-Dater too?
So you're a E-Dater too?
No I'm not E-Dater.
Are you?
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
Where did it start from?
That's pretty good.
Keep on good.
What?
Women?
Too good.
Wait, so...
Did you start streaming when you were in high school?
No, no, no, no.
Fresh out of high school, so I streamed.
Did people not believe in you?
Of course.
My family didn't believe in me.
Okay.
Yeah.
But that was just like, just doing this one focus on school.
And then I lied to them and then I dropped out.
Of college?
Yeah.
I lied to him, I said, I'm just gonna have to fly out here for the first base of the
pond.
I lied to him, and I said there's a program at UCLA where I can go online there, I'll
have to just meet out in California for a month.
He said, okay.
And then it turns out I dropped out, and he didn't know until I came back.
Was he really upset?
No, because I bought him a car.
Oh, wow, okay.
I love that.
For you.
I love that
Holy fucking
Get back at you going
Fuck is this
I don't know why this one's mid. Mac and cheese tomato. I don't ever like mac and cheese from restaurants. I don't know. I like Velvigo.
I don't like the mac and cheese. Let me try. I wish I got mashed potatoes. Yeah, mashed potatoes are basically what I'm here for.
I don't think it's what I thought it was.
That is disgusting.
He's not good twins.
That's a bad thing.
I
Okay guys
Wish I had birthday cake
Icing mid yeah, this already looks
What is this wait hold on wait don't try it is that I
I thought it was icing, it's not icing. That's the whole fucking thing.
No, it is icing.
Alright, ready?
Boy, that tastes like bread.
That should taste like...
It's insanely sweet.
Like Tylenol.
Ewww!
I don't know, I like that.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Where are you from?
Yeah, that's a bit of a bismuth.
So I'ma say just join. Can y'all restart? I'm sorry, Tawain. We can't even. I'm sorry.
Mmm.
You finished the chicken?
Um, most of it. Why?
Yeah.
Wow.
And that concludes the one-piece mukbang.
What do you think? Ready to watch some time?
Like a for the little female the chicken was the only chicken was the best the drink was actually pretty decent
I turn a loopy per second is very sweet
The birthday cake very sweet tastes like I don't know
But overall
Five out of ten four actually four is for three four
All right
Followed it
No
Are you yeah
This is it. This is it for us. Yeah, but yeah, I think of the stream
Yeah, I'm not ex-jason put L in the chat
Never know
Single L is the camera gets
W stream
Shout out to the cute and cuddly and the rough and rusties
Stop it no spamming those no spam W's guys. I had read much fun
W's W's W's
We do surviving in the back in the back of a us foodstruck for 24 hours
All right
I'm gonna be up early tomorrow morning, uh, I gotta bang a stream. I'm gonna post the poster actually right after this.
Who what?
The poster. I'm gonna be, uh, cleaning my teeth.
Going to the dentist? Surviving the dentist? At 11.45 AM tomorrow. Thank you.
Thank you.
How bad?
Surviving the dentist?
Surviving.
I've never heard of a stream like that.
The dentist lets you stream?
Aw, that's for permission.
Aw, okay, that's good.
Let's go meet one of my most high strings.
Yeah, Duke Dentist.
Duke Dentist?
Duke Dentist.
He cleans tea.
All right, chat.
That's it for me.
Do you want to play an outro song?
Um, I don't really have an outro song.
Well, then, we'll end on...
Wait, let me get to my strings.
That mantra is good, uh...
Wait, wait for me, wait for me.
Wait for me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I gotta pull it up.
Na-di-na-di-na-di-na-di-na.
Why else would it be here?
I don't know.
Alright, chat.
W-W in the chat!
Thank y'all for watching. Follow both of us if you haven't already.
Yeah, please. W, Jason, W, everyone.
More streams in the future. You know, you know, uh...
Actually, I don't want to leave. I'll tell you that.
Okay.
But I'm sure you already know.
I might.
Okay. Yeah, bye, everyone!