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04-18-2026 · 1h 11m

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[00:06:00] Whatever bro, whatever whatever whatever whatever listen
[00:06:05] Far up twitch is better. I guess Ron played better than me
[00:06:08] I was 100% not the worst player on that field not the second player on that field to fucking X you see fuck x you see bro
[00:06:17] He literally didn't say anything
[00:06:20] Except he actually played very good that first half like he saved mad goals, bro all of a sudden
[00:06:27] all the fucking sudden he wanted to turn up first half save every fucking goal I
[00:06:35] literally shot to the right and he dropped to the right and saved it it's
[00:06:39] not like I shot down directly in the middle well I don't know let's say I
[00:06:43] will save the complaining segment and in the fake mad mad segment to win our
[00:06:47] react to everything but listen um none of you did anything except Marlon on his
[00:06:52] Dick for what bro on his dick for what that's straight dick eating okay Marley
[00:07:05] you have one goal I literally almost have one goal to how adapt Ron Lacey okay
[00:07:13] that's actually that's genuine rage but if you think me I think if you think I
[00:07:17] I did worse than adapt Lacey and Ron you're fucking you're delusional
[00:07:23] You're delusional, bro
[00:07:26] Adapt played good. What did that do bro? I bet I was watching the whole game. What did that do? What did adapt do?
[00:07:35] Adapted good
[00:07:37] Ron Loki did better. I'm getting rage baited there
[00:07:40] Ron actually went out there and started running doing cardio Lacey got three minutes of fucking playtime
[00:07:47] Dead shit and fat who else bro who else did shitter than me check foot foot and
[00:08:02] be alright link me link me link me like me right now leave me leave me right
[00:08:07] This is an Instagram post performance rankings.
[00:08:18] Bro, why would you even link about this?
[00:08:25] I'm not even on this!
[00:08:28] I should fucking ban you, bro.
[00:08:30] You weren't even named?
[00:08:32] Yeah, bro.
[00:08:34] list he didn't he doesn't watch me or some shit like the fuck I should ban you
[00:08:39] bro there's there's like 50 people on the team
[00:08:44] all right let's see
[00:08:50] so this shit bro Calphreysie pen pen both like the pens possession yes
[00:08:58] position oh shit you need a pen yeah yeah I got you press line up how does it
[00:09:11] how does line up our first of all why the fuck am I the four point seven first
[00:09:22] of all profile picture bird again update this chopped ass photo of me
[00:09:26] Hey, just jumped ass photo of me, bro. This is not real, man. This is that ass not real
[00:09:31] Okay, um
[00:09:33] Bro
[00:09:35] Statistic page this is ass. I don't know why the fuck I'm a 4.7 60 minute plays 60 minutes play time
[00:09:42] I'm not gonna lie. I doubled my play time from last year. That's a lot, bro
[00:09:46] That's a lot of play time for me and I wasn't tired all bro
[00:09:49] Zero goals shirt zero assists shirt expected goals goals on target 99 I had
[00:09:56] fuck bro I literally oh my god bro the cherry on top was that fucking penalty I
[00:10:03] literally played fair passes I went three accurate passes chances created
[00:10:10] penalties one missed penalty I shot on target I'm winning one-on-one bro like
[00:10:18] Look at this. There's not a better way to shoot this fucking goal. F?
[00:10:25] How we effing, bro?
[00:10:28] Oh my god.
[00:10:31] How did I eff?
[00:10:35] Try dropping the bit rate.
[00:10:37] oh my god this fucking B and B bro did he swap it back
[00:11:00] Ah, bro
[00:11:08] Back ah
[00:11:12] We back we back shitty hotel. I'm gonna be in B, bro. This be a be fucking catfish me
[00:11:24] Yo UK internet is shit. Yeah fact UK internet is little fucking dog shit
[00:11:30] dude speaking my B&B bro me and John checked in on this B&B earlier today it's
[00:11:36] fucking six flights of stairs to get to the living room bro you go up the stairs
[00:11:42] keep on there like 80 pounds of luggage to bring up we go up the stairs two
[00:11:47] flights of stairs to get to our flat okay boom open the flat I'm expecting
[00:11:51] the womb to just be there no open the fucking room another flight of state
[00:11:55] two more flight of stairs to get to the bedrooms in the bathrooms boom another
[00:12:00] two flight of stairs to get to this space right here what the actual fuck
[00:12:05] lacy's bnb did lacy actually get the same bnb is this is this lacy's bnb
[00:12:15] let me switch here buzz yes no there's no way there you need the cardio you
[00:12:23] You got a buy number?
[00:12:24] You mean a buy locked in, bro?
[00:12:27] Oh, shit!
[00:12:28] Nope, nope, my mouse.
[00:12:33] There were hella stairs.
[00:12:36] You had a C.L.S.S.A.N.C.
[00:12:38] Complaints, buddy.
[00:12:39] Is this London?
[00:12:40] Ah!
[00:12:41] One second, bro.
[00:12:42] Let me get him out of here, buzzman.
[00:12:43] And then we're to go through all the fucking highlights.
[00:12:44] Alright.
[00:12:45] Let me get my ear buzz man. They were to go through all the fucking highlights
[00:12:53] Sketch gave me a socks buzz fairly sketchy did not go on the player bus so we got flooded by fans
[00:12:58] I don't know why they go on the player bus speaking of the player bus. I meant the
[00:13:03] French players and MNA and Speezy. We had a very interesting
[00:13:08] Conversations on that bus right home. I got a fucking. Oh my god, bro. I guess
[00:13:15] I'm gonna get him
[00:13:20] Fucking get him I mean I mean a I mean a okay my bad, bro
[00:13:27] Dude he kept saying he wanted to fuck my dad and suck my dad's dick
[00:13:33] and then he kept saying like
[00:13:35] Our dads are gonna fuck each other around and he kept saying crazy shit, man. It's just like a very
[00:13:40] Very strange guy.
[00:13:42] And now, back, like, he's talking about random shit.
[00:13:47] He's a weird...
[00:13:50] But he's a cool guy, bro. Fuck with him, man. Fuck with him.
[00:13:53] How was the atmosphere?
[00:13:56] First off, yeah, before F, why is it F-ing?
[00:14:00] We back?
[00:14:04] Oh, my fucking god, bro. There's no way!
[00:14:09] Okay, okay, okay
[00:14:14] Anyways, um, just don't hit the PC
[00:14:19] All right, bro. So yeah walking into the atmosphere. Let me take this for a trophy. Stop crying
[00:14:27] Shut the fuck up
[00:14:32] Listen
[00:14:35] What into the stadium, you know the second time around brah? I honestly was not nervous, bro
[00:14:40] I was like locked the fucking
[00:14:44] Cal freezing when he flipped the board and announced the team and I was starting I swear God was so excited
[00:14:49] It's gonna be the vlog. Hopefully it dropped tomorrow. I'm gonna upload all the footage today
[00:14:53] It was it was I was not nervous at all, bro. I did ask was not nervous
[00:14:59] Went in that field and the first half that I did ask how many good time bro. I was having fun
[00:15:04] I was out there kicking the ball passing the ball correctly
[00:15:08] I I didn't lose the ball at all that first half like and then the fucking penalty after the penalty everything went to shit
[00:15:16] But everything went to shit literally everything went to shit
[00:15:19] Yeah, we're gonna watch it bro, but hey fuck it dude penalty reaction first
[00:15:32] Stand up
[00:15:33] Yeah, obviously I seen this shit. I was watching all this shit back
[00:15:40] Stand up
[00:15:42] Jaycee DeWay
[00:15:43] Wait, bro, you got the you got the you got me getting fouled you got me getting fouled or no
[00:15:48] Did you get me getting fouled or no? Where's the clip leading up to this?
[00:15:58] To the art
[00:16:07] Like bro, I asked for the link
[00:16:09] watch your highlight vid, okay bet
[00:16:13] QW fuckin Marlon bro
[00:16:16] W Marlon
[00:16:19] Jason's inside men chair match highlights
[00:16:23] 15 minutes of highlights
[00:16:31] oh my god bro
[00:16:34] I
[00:16:37] Don't know why it does that
[00:16:51] I don't know bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know maybe close some fucking tabs
[00:16:57] I don't think y'all understand that tabs just fucking nothing
[00:16:59] I was just saying, who do you think the Rinaldinio is?
[00:17:07] Holy, no, 44P, GG's bro.
[00:17:12] I was just saying, who do you think the Rinaldinio is in this changing room?
[00:17:15] There's only one man that fits that description, Jason Nguyen.
[00:17:18] Jason Nguyen.
[00:17:19] Look bro, I was confident, I was ready, I was fucking excited, brother I had a
[00:17:29] free game ritual and everything double in Cal Freezy my all my
[00:17:34] teams were hyping me up like you recently survived on a desert island
[00:17:39] how do you think today's gonna compare up to that listen mentally I've been
[00:17:43] through way more than a charity match I'm not trying to downplay the chair
[00:17:47] message is amazing I'm ready to win I'm ready to score at least a goal here
[00:17:51] XU sees in the goal that's light work, okay
[00:18:04] And I got the best coach of the century fantastic, so yeah
[00:18:11] A real weenies attitude there and next up we have Jason the ween
[00:18:15] Yes, he recently spent seven days on an island. I only lasted two before the guilt kicked in
[00:18:26] Dude
[00:18:28] Next up we have Jason the wean. Yes, he recently spent seven days on an island. I only lasted two before the guilt kicked in
[00:18:36] Have us to the best of us
[00:18:45] I'm moving with the ball, I'm moving with the ball!
[00:18:49] Too much there.
[00:18:51] Well here's...
[00:18:52] Come on bro, you're one of them.
[00:18:54] Come on bro, go then.
[00:18:55] We're y'all gonna get it.
[00:18:56] I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
[00:18:57] 3 balls and Josh is tall there, looking for...
[00:18:59] That's foolish.
[00:19:00] He's got a chance here, well, what can we do?
[00:19:02] We might take one.
[00:19:03] 30 seconds into the match, Argoly gets fucking blindsided.
[00:19:07] Sketch...
[00:19:08] Sketch...
[00:19:09] Oh, fucking gets in need in the face.
[00:19:11] Maybe that's why he couldn't...
[00:19:12] In the face there, Sketch.
[00:19:13] Not the start you're looking for.
[00:19:14] looking for that's all where's the Jason highlights brilliant through both and
[00:19:19] Josh but I did have my life taking a knee to the face there's glasses oh mr.
[00:19:28] who's the boss highlights at the fuck up we don't need that he'll be okay he's
[00:19:35] You made a tough stop this lad. Look at him.
[00:19:37] Let's go!
[00:19:39] One minute in by the way.
[00:19:43] He loves it. He says do it again.
[00:19:45] One minute in by the way.
[00:19:47] Now can you chase a highlight? That's me right here.
[00:19:49] He loves it. He says do it again.
[00:19:51] But harder. Oh another slap.
[00:19:53] Passful press.
[00:19:55] That's me right there. Get that stuff out of here.
[00:19:57] There's some defending today.
[00:19:59] Oh my god no! What on earth?
[00:20:01] It's composed. Say what you're talking about.
[00:20:03] Nice! Run! Get the ball!
[00:20:06] Oh, great. That's a ball. That's a ball back there. Come on, bro.
[00:20:09] That's very nice of him.
[00:20:10] They're into it, bro.
[00:20:16] You're a shit.
[00:20:19] You're slow as shit.
[00:20:24] I'm working on my twitch, fast twitch muscles, too.
[00:20:28] Good claps.
[00:20:30] People think Deji's were in the number zero. That was actually a brawl of him.
[00:20:35] I'm a fucking great teammate. That's what I am, bro.
[00:20:39] I'm a great fucking teammate. That's what I am.
[00:20:42] If I see my teammate getting brutally fouled, I'm getting in there, I'm showing it out the fucking way.
[00:20:48] He's kicking off, you know. Oh, hang on. Suplex!
[00:20:52] Okay. I'm gonna fuck up Deji when it's time.
[00:20:56] I will be sparring KSI. Nah fuck the sparring shit. I will be boxing KSI tomorrow
[00:21:02] And I will be boxing Deji. I think on the 21st, okay?
[00:21:06] We got two boxing streams. Probably my last ever boxing streams until NMS boxing floor. So yes
[00:21:12] And I'm gonna try my absolute hardest as I know I've been training
[00:21:16] You know, so I'm pretty confident. I'm pretty fucking confident
[00:21:21] Double concussion? I'm actually extremely a confident versus Deji, no cap.
[00:21:26] Deji's 5'8", 200 pounds, which means I'm gonna be moving in that ring.
[00:21:31] I mean, it's hard to believe it's playing this well.
[00:21:41] Holy f**k.
[00:21:43] I'm not worried.
[00:21:47] Don't pick people up and slam them, I mean maybe you can.
[00:21:51] Maybe you can.
[00:21:52] Bloody Americans coming every year.
[00:21:54] Throwing themselves at Deji.
[00:21:56] Below Sideman but not team mate today Josh. Here comes Harry
[00:22:04] He said go, Jason!
[00:22:11] I'm sorry
[00:22:15] W promo bro.
[00:22:17] I think some of them might have been fan. Let's have a look.
[00:22:21] Were they in their own hall?
[00:22:23] They should have stayed.
[00:22:24] They're gone by the way.
[00:22:25] They did!
[00:22:26] They did!
[00:22:27] Are y'all fucking dumb?
[00:22:28] How is this on sides?
[00:22:30] How is this on sides?
[00:22:35] He's on?
[00:22:36] How, bro?
[00:22:38] How?
[00:22:40] Where's the line?
[00:22:42] He was his...
[00:22:45] It's only on opposite side?
[00:22:51] half is only on their half oh wait what I thought I was behind the player we
[00:22:59] are talking about half
[00:23:05] that's actually great for men they both stayed in their own half wait bro not
[00:23:12] it's half didn't laugh to defend it I don't fucking know I didn't know that
[00:23:18] Yeah bro god damn!
[00:23:21] God damn, okay!
[00:23:23] And Niko is quite finished.
[00:23:25] He's been robbed there. He's been absolutely robbed!
[00:23:27] You weren't blocked though. Here we go.
[00:23:29] Thanks to Kona.
[00:23:30] Floated in from Simon T!
[00:23:32] And he's got that tiny little up guy you made.
[00:23:35] You brought him all the way through.
[00:23:37] I don't think we're gonna do that.
[00:23:41] The postman always delivers.
[00:23:43] I was just here for my life.
[00:23:45] I don't know what I'm talking about.
[00:23:47] I don't think he goes to celebrate with Ginge, but me, I get in there, bro, and I start jumping on him. I start riding this shit, man.
[00:23:55] It's America!
[00:24:10] Chris, you're the frontman.
[00:24:11] I
[00:24:18] Look at me, though. He couldn't get past me. I'm a brick fucking wall
[00:24:35] Whisper to me not whisper he told me bro. He thought he's like yo, you're you're strong as shit, bro
[00:24:40] I'm not gonna lie, I thought me being taller, I would demolish you, but you're strong, bro.
[00:24:47] You got lost stronger since last time. Cap, I swear to God. I swear to God, he said that.
[00:24:53] He's not in the corner, sure. Sketch did have to do it a hard way, but he did.
[00:24:58] Sketch has a unique goalkeeping style. The only person he punches more than him is Danny Arons.
[00:25:03] See what he did there?
[00:25:05] What is that get that shit out of here?
[00:25:11] What a fucking stop by Jason Lee boys can we
[00:25:16] Oh
[00:25:19] Got in this face
[00:25:21] He's close
[00:25:23] Up and around the box now is Chris Nd
[00:25:25] He's gonna deliver this one
[00:25:26] No it's Toby
[00:25:27] Oh
[00:25:29] That was actually insane
[00:25:32] Okay that's actually cool
[00:25:34] Actually go on the match that was insane
[00:25:50] Feels the aura
[00:26:04] My god!
[00:26:06] Jesus...
[00:26:07] Jesus...
[00:26:08] God have mercy
[00:26:10] The little cat in her is playing
[00:26:12] ...over some celebration drama
[00:26:14] What the f**k is this?
[00:26:15] Oh my god...
[00:26:16] Jesus says I went to a...
[00:26:17] God!
[00:26:19] Jesus says...
[00:26:20] Jesus says I went to a...
[00:26:21] Dude!!
[00:26:22] ...a celebration drama
[00:26:23] What the f**k is this?
[00:26:24] Jesus says I went to a...
[00:26:25] ...today I said....
[00:26:26] I'm in here bro, you know what I'm saying
[00:26:28] I'm in here...
[00:26:32] Dude, that's Marlin, bro. Like, he did ask me to go, so I had to get in there and give him a hug, bro, because that's my dog, man.
[00:26:39] Why are y'all saying M-I-B-Y?
[00:26:42] I'm just, bro, I'm just showing love to the boy, man!
[00:27:02] This is Jack Jepsen.
[00:27:06] He's not a person.
[00:27:07] He's a live bro.
[00:27:08] Someone beat Celie.
[00:27:09] This is just a...
[00:27:10] BOOM!
[00:27:12] Just touch him free.
[00:27:13] Just...
[00:27:14] I'm not really scared of this.
[00:27:15] I can't run this YouTube video.
[00:27:16] Holy fucking shit dude.
[00:27:22] This is just a BOOM!
[00:27:25] This is played at some level.
[00:27:27] This is like, as you can see.
[00:27:28] That's what it's like.
[00:27:29] I think he's right, really.
[00:27:31] I can just...
[00:27:32] It is the Chris Showy. It's just carrying the whole big star. Oh, it's gorgeous.
[00:27:42] One, two, three. What were you doing? Hello.
[00:27:46] See, Nicker was going to be making the run there. Nick is better on a plate than Aaron's.
[00:27:52] Away with... Holy fuck, bro.
[00:27:56] He would pass. That's okay. That's okay.
[00:27:59] No, it's creeping into the old styles here. I think it seems that way
[00:28:20] Listen I
[00:28:23] Listen, okay, I can explain this all right
[00:28:29] I already knew I was offsides bet I look out offsides and I already knew I was offsides
[00:28:40] I was on size if I'm not in my stream
[00:28:48] I can't get ready I can't get ready video stream and my fucking Wi-Fi shit
[00:28:59] Go go 360p
[00:29:21] So you want me to watch this video?
[00:29:34] You want me to watch this video in 60p?
[00:29:41] Fucking...
[00:29:42] I can see every pixel.
[00:29:44] It was off-sides anyways, bro. It literally does F
[00:30:00] I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know like how the fuck is the Wi-Fi
[00:30:15] this bad I don't know how the Wi-Fi is bad I check the Wi-Fi and it told me it's good
[00:30:22] I can't even watch the video!
[00:30:49] I don't think that's on.
[00:30:59] Did you get it forward?
[00:31:00] Well done.
[00:31:01] Ginge plays it.
[00:31:02] Hope you'll pick this up.
[00:31:05] Oh, Jason the Wean.
[00:31:07] He's running around with Wean on his back.
[00:31:10] Something I used to do when playing naked twister.
[00:31:13] Stebra Ronaldo, you've got it.
[00:31:15] Okay, you've got the help of a lot.
[00:31:17] You don't need to call handballing yourself back to your fence
[00:32:17] First thing's helpful.
[00:32:19] Oh, man.
[00:32:21] Jesus, train of death when it meets.
[00:32:23] Okay, but something has to be right there.
[00:32:25] Oh, no. Oh, my God, it's my penalty.
[00:32:27] Good pace.
[00:32:29] I actually have to react to this intent, any people.
[00:32:31] Okay, this is literally...
[00:32:33] This is literally...
[00:32:35] This is... I have to explain this.
[00:32:37] Okay.
[00:32:39] He touches his head.
[00:32:41] He's not shy of bravery.
[00:32:43] He follows me there.
[00:32:45] Oh, I guess that was good. I roll on that drawing.
[00:32:50] He puts me on a ground, like an X.
[00:32:53] ACL scored, bro. ACL's fucking scored. I hurt really fucking bad.
[00:32:59] I hurt really bad.
[00:33:01] And we're going to see it. The on field will be used for the first time.
[00:33:04] I think that's a good idea.
[00:33:06] If they take the game...
[00:33:07] The Saber not challenging, a foul prior to the ball.
[00:33:11] Yeah, it's a good challenge.
[00:33:13] Do you think sorry do they saw
[00:33:20] He needs to revert to romantic
[00:33:24] Very casual is not
[00:33:30] A little bit about
[00:33:43] I need you to get this gold, Jason!
[00:33:49] Jason, you live for this moment!
[00:33:55] You've promised me!
[00:33:58] Jason, breathe!
[00:34:00] Traction five!
[00:34:02] Focus!
[00:34:03] Focus!
[00:34:04] Focus!
[00:34:05] Focus!
[00:34:06] Light!
[00:34:07] Oh my god!
[00:34:08] What a show!
[00:34:10] It's QC!
[00:34:11] The trainee with the world in my son!
[00:34:15] Anyone who saw him in the previous years
[00:34:17] thought that was going to be an easy go.
[00:34:19] It's QC says nay.
[00:34:21] I finished that shit, Greg.
[00:34:24] Fuck!
[00:34:25] Fuck!
[00:34:26] Fuck!
[00:34:27] Fuck!
[00:34:28] Fuck!
[00:34:29] I NEEDED YOU TO MAKE THAT!
[00:34:33] I NEEDED YOU TO MAKE THAT, BRO!
[00:34:43] Ain't an S, bro.
[00:34:45] Then, uh, I don't know how much left I got me. I'm serious.
[00:34:49] I'm dead-ass Chad. I dead-ass don't know how much I got left in me.
[00:34:59] Listen bro, ex-QC saved my girl.
[00:35:25] I'm not that confident she's gonna make the goal of me, it's not my first time, can the
[00:35:35] wheel please stand up?
[00:35:36] Jason the Wave against XQC's Prime Park!
[00:35:37] Hold on bro, let's play this shit back in half speed, you know.
[00:35:51] Like, what did I do wrong here?
[00:36:00] What did I do wrong here?
[00:36:06] No power?
[00:36:07] Please.
[00:36:08] Here we go.
[00:36:15] I feel like that bad hit with my toe did I oh my god I did oh my god I did
[00:36:42] bro but still but still it went to the right it went to the right and he just
[00:36:53] saved it bro like that that's he saved it he just saved it he saved it f I'm
[00:37:04] I'm out of my shit, I'm out of, I don't know what to do.
[00:37:08] What was it bro?
[00:37:10] What was, Lu, Lu, I don't know, y'all baited me bro.
[00:37:12] I swear to God, I feel all my going on with y'all bro.
[00:37:15] Y'all, y'all, I trust y'all with this shit, bro.
[00:37:17] I trust y'all with the B&B, it's over bro.
[00:37:20] I'm blaming, I'm blaming Lu, I'm blaming what was,
[00:37:22] I have to put it on somebody, I'm sorry bro.
[00:37:24] I'm out of this shit bro, oh my God dude.
[00:37:26] Oh my God, I don't want to leave you bro,
[00:37:28] I don't want to leave you, I don't want to leave you.
[00:37:29] Oh my God, I don't want to leave you, I don't want to leave you.
[00:38:01] No, I wrote I'm not going fucking I wrote it is 12 a.m.. It's 12 a.m.. 12 30 a.m.. I'm not going
[00:38:09] Well, what are you expecting? Like what are you talking about?
[00:38:12] What are you talking about?
[00:38:15] I got this bd for a fucking week and my wife I should
[00:38:17] I'm not educated
[00:38:20] Like that I've done
[00:38:24] I'm not going to chicken shop, bro. So do the chicken shop and do what bro and do what?
[00:38:29] And get fucking stabbed or y'all crazy
[00:38:44] One a.m. Bingo
[00:38:50] Like bro, I don't know what it I won't I want to know that I want to react to this mansion to react to how the fucking
[00:38:57] I'm not desktop, bro.
[00:38:59] This B and B got fucking six flights of stairs to go
[00:39:06] to the living room.
[00:39:07] I don't know what to do.
[00:39:08] F.
[00:39:26] Cranky. Yeah, I will be...
[00:39:29] So y'all wouldn't be mad if...
[00:39:31] Whole chats rage-baiting me.
[00:39:33] Mr. fucking pen and ex-U.C.
[00:39:35] Wifi shit.
[00:39:37] All I see in the chat is fucking every 30 seconds like...
[00:39:50] No. You're a millionaire?
[00:40:07] You just make the what you turn the bag on and maybe connect it with that time to the bag
[00:40:18] Yeah
[00:40:33] I literally have to put the stream on pause bro because this stream doesn't fucking work
[00:40:37] And I was told I was told by Lou and woesh that this fucking B&B would be would be would be good, bro
[00:40:48] And then and then and then and then and then and then new books of B and B with six flights of stairs
[00:40:56] To the fucking living room on our down bro. I'm done
[00:40:59] I'm gonna something bad guy ever someone call me down. Yeah, I got a little my course
[00:41:06] Like three flights down the stairs to go in bed
[00:41:18] I'm gonna get this, I'm gonna get that, I'm gonna be doing so hard right now, I can't
[00:41:31] help it.
[00:41:32] Why you start late?
[00:41:33] What are you talking about?
[00:41:34] What are you talking about?
[00:41:35] What are you talking about?
[00:41:36] Use phone wifi.
[00:41:37] Phone wifi on the laptop?
[00:41:38] You just phone Wifi, phone Wifi on the laptop, check ladies Instagram story, I would if
[00:41:50] I had good fucking Wifi but I don't, you shoulda asked, you look fucking fake sexy
[00:42:03] right now.
[00:42:04] How's that look thank you? Thank you bro.
[00:42:16] I'm gonna try my best bro.
[00:42:18] Are you doing good?
[00:42:20] I'm about to call Lou and discreet her. I'm dead ass.
[00:42:23] I think you should bro. I'm dead ass.
[00:42:25] She's not working right now?
[00:42:26] Nah bro. I'm about to make her do my laundry.
[00:42:28] Nah that's like that weird.
[00:42:29] That's not what that was.
[00:42:30] I'm sorry.
[00:42:31] I'm just...
[00:42:32] right now bro no no no no no no. Yeah she's on break right now bro.
[00:42:36] You're really that boy you can try it. Dude no don't say Elfam this bro don't be weird
[00:42:44] okay when I don't get mad I would make bread if I do my laundry okay when I let the bread
[00:42:48] if I bother my assistant bro chill bro and I can see the woman bro since I'm doing
[00:42:52] that shit. Oh my god I'm going to that machine.
[00:42:56] But it must be bro, it must be bro, it might just be my beard going down, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
[00:43:07] React to your highlights on your phone and hold it up bro, I can't, bro how the fuck do we book a BnB with six flights of stairs and fucking shitty wifi?
[00:43:21] And he said to fuck you!
[00:43:23] Oh my god, no, I thought that was the attic I was looking through.
[00:43:25] Dude, fuck you.
[00:43:27] Hey, you look fucking crazier than I'm calling now, bro.
[00:43:32] Why is the mask not working?
[00:43:35] I don't know, bro.
[00:43:39] Try not to use the wallet as a mask.
[00:43:41] Come on, great.
[00:44:41] hmmm
[00:45:03] I kill that bro
[00:45:05] I kill that bro
[00:45:07] All right, all right, all right.
[00:45:37] you
[00:46:07] Let me show you bro, let me show you this shit
[00:46:23] I can't go higher up bro, it's literally fucking low bit rate, hold on boys, I'm going
[00:46:33] higher up.
[00:46:34] look at this shit I'm gonna show y'all can y'all see me or no
[00:46:48] I'm fucking booted up to be fake man yeah okay
[00:46:52] and bloated.
[00:46:57] Look at the shit man.
[00:47:01] Let me get my fucking shoes, bro.
[00:47:08] On everything I've learned, when we were bringing the luggage up,
[00:47:16] John was laughing and I was just like, just done, bro.
[00:47:20] I was just done. I didn't say a single word like John right right you could have honestly just
[00:47:25] Boom how the fuck is it?
[00:47:28] To fly to stairs to go to the fucking living room bro
[00:47:34] to fly to stairs
[00:47:39] Are you gonna turn on game and then and then boom
[00:47:45] Cool bedroom
[00:47:47] bedroom that's it let me that's it oh that's it wait once I can go in
[00:47:53] bedroom it's cool cool another flight upstairs another flight of stairs oh I
[00:48:05] want to go I want to go on can you leave bro because I don't like fucking
[00:48:09] Oh, oh, you want to enter? You want to enter the fucking apartment?
[00:48:14] It's three flights of stairs down to the fucking ground.
[00:48:26] Keep in mind I have 80 pounds of luggage.
[00:48:29] Okay, and that's normal? That's normal?
[00:48:34] That's normal.
[00:48:36] Um, huh, in what world is there a fucking upstairs to the living room, a fucking, what
[00:48:50] is this bullshit, bro?
[00:48:55] In the UK, every BNB I got in the UK has been just, it's been good, it's been amazing.
[00:49:05] It's your fault, it's not my fault, man, it's not my fault, I'm gonna fucking get
[00:49:33] here and get mad and I'm gonna put my fingers at Lou and woe actually just
[00:49:39] fucking Lou fuck bro my god bro yep I'm doing it bro I don't care I don't
[00:49:50] care don't give a fuck bro
[00:50:03] What? What, bro? What?
[00:50:07] What? What, bro? What?
[00:50:10] She did her best?
[00:50:12] Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:50:15] Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:50:17] She did her best?
[00:50:22] It's a fucking job, not a fucking test.
[00:50:33] No, no, no, no, no. Don't get fired, bro.
[00:50:41] What?
[00:50:42] Yeah.
[00:50:43] You want me to write you again?
[00:50:45] But you don't have the right to use your tongue on my shit.
[00:50:48] Yeah, I should use...
[00:50:50] Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro.
[00:50:56] Can I get a refund, bro?
[00:50:59] This is 3, this is 3.5 things, we should have 3.5 K bands.
[00:51:16] Yeah bro, yeah, damn it's right, the fuck?
[00:51:29] I
[00:51:47] Was a shit, bro, yeah, I was singing yeah, bro, let's point our fingers at city, bro. See you nothing
[00:51:54] I
[00:51:59] Was bro
[00:52:03] My god, bro nice lose lose to xqc in a pen
[00:52:09] Get my bnb walk up eight flights of stairs to drop off my luggage getting ready to stream
[00:52:15] I'm excited to fucking stream boom
[00:52:17] Boom! Boom my fucking stream up.
[00:52:20] It takes 30 minutes to start stream because the wifi is shit.
[00:52:24] Turns out I wasn't on 5G, go on 5G, start stream, still lag, still lag.
[00:52:37] So basically the fourth X edit display I wrote.
[00:52:47] Crying stream, bro. I did I literally just wanted to go go on stream
[00:53:01] react to the Simon charity match react to my calm
[00:53:06] stream
[00:53:07] Eat food baby on stream and that's it, bro. I didn't want to look at my chap on my fucking phone and just have them
[00:53:15] just just just
[00:53:17] Rage bait me the whole fucking time
[00:53:24] Couldn't react to one video
[00:53:26] Yeah, um, so basically it's a, it's an extended one monitor, three monitor, right?
[00:53:53] Okay, I didn't know VR tech no goal equal. No respect. All right, we're wherever
[00:53:59] I don't need your respect. I don't need your respect
[00:54:04] Try your best
[00:54:08] This is so fucking annoying, bro
[00:54:11] And then they're over there fucking around trying to figure it out, bro
[00:54:16] Fuck bro. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it, bro
[00:54:19] I'm supposed to be evolving, I'm supposed to get him to be a better, I'm supposed to be...
[00:55:19] I got a man who's so fucking annoying man.
[00:55:29] I'm like, how the fuck?
[00:55:31] I came out for this fucking turn
[00:55:34] for this to be fucking fail, bro.
[00:55:36] I'm dead ass, bro.
[00:55:39] Too much money.
[00:55:40] My god, bro.
[00:55:42] I'm like, oh, bro,
[00:55:44] can you see me, bro?
[00:55:46] I'm down just sitting here waiting, bro.
[00:55:49] Thank you for the time you
[00:56:19] I don't know what to do
[00:56:26] They get knocked out tomorrow
[00:56:29] nah, bro
[00:56:31] This is like about like this month, bro. That's don't know about this month
[00:56:35] Yeah, that's don't know about this month
[00:56:39] I'm out of I'm out of to you
[00:56:49] Yeah, bro, this shit's over with him.
[00:56:54] Maybe I'll just take a fucking 50 minutes for him to figure it out, take a bra like him.
[00:57:00] I don't know, I don't know. I got five minutes left in there, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I'm serious.
[00:57:07] Do some push-ups or something, man.
[00:57:23] Bro, too?
[00:57:30] You don't sit here and tell me to, too?
[00:57:33] I spend every fucking month and I can't even get the right fucking B&B and the
[00:57:43] right fucking Wi-Fi and the right fucking setup and a fucking buy more
[00:57:50] tech out here because we pack all the fucking tech
[00:58:03] Yeah, you can literally see it right now, can you see it?
[00:58:18] I mean I can make it go live.
[00:58:20] Well, no, because he's not on the phone for a second.
[00:58:22] I'm switching the TV to the second episode.
[00:58:24] OK.
[00:58:28] I wouldn't have to be in a bag at a show to check if it was a lot of fun.
[00:58:36] Oh, god, bro.
[00:58:38] What are we, what are you doing, bro?
[00:58:40] Bro, bro, I'm making a move.
[00:58:42] I did everything.
[00:58:43] Oh, god, no, no.
[00:58:45] Bro, I did it.
[00:58:45] You fucking job, bro.
[00:58:47] I did it.
[00:58:48] He's a fucking job!
[00:58:51] God!
[00:59:00] This guy's taking pictures of me, bro.
[00:59:04] Bro, guess what? We're good now!
[00:59:07] I'm gonna end my shit, bro. I'm gonna end my life.
[00:59:09] There's nothing to do. I'm gonna end my fucking life.
[00:59:18] I need to fucking calm down, bro.
[00:59:39] Nathan.
[00:59:41] then
[01:00:01] I don't, I don't know.
[01:00:20] Okay, I'm just trying to...
[01:00:25] Come on, come on, old baby.
[01:00:27] You're good now.
[01:00:28] Yeah
[01:00:37] Don't do not press start all over yes, don't press yeah, it's going straight to the bags for the feed
[01:00:58] They said we'd better.
[01:01:03] Nice bro.
[01:01:04] More money spent.
[01:01:07] More money fucking spent, man.
[01:01:10] Every, every hour I'm on this fucking backpack
[01:01:16] using the data, it's $500.
[01:01:23] 20 F, yes?
[01:01:28] Are y'all serious?
[01:01:35] Come on with the five you've did.
[01:01:51] Always about money with you.
[01:01:53] you're telling me if you spent all this money you wouldn't be mad and you wouldn't be upset
[01:02:08] no
[01:02:13] not if I'm rich bro do y'all think do y'all think people with money when they lose money
[01:02:20] they're just like oh well bro oh well bro fuck it dude it's only it's only
[01:02:24] $50,000
[01:02:36] now the fuck it's all of it
[01:02:40] the other fuck it's all of it
[01:02:43] come back to react to this shit
[01:03:20] I know what is coming in there, go ahead.
[01:03:25] What do you want Cheater?
[01:03:27] What do you want bro?
[01:03:28] What do you want?
[01:03:29] What do you want?
[01:03:30] What do you want?
[01:03:31] No, do you guys live on summer?
[01:03:32] Like, bro.
[01:03:33] Anyway, God, I'm gonna say congratulations.
[01:03:35] God, I like your performance bro.
[01:03:37] The, uh...
[01:03:38] I don't know where the mouse is right now.
[01:03:51] The mouse is gone, bro.
[01:03:53] How do you lose a fucking mouse?
[01:03:55] It's not here. The mouse isn't here.
[01:03:58] Oh, you know what? I think it's just because Roy's still running any desk, so it's on his fucking computer right now.
[01:04:08] Yeah bro, where you going? The shim is right here. Where the fuck is you going?
[01:04:17] The mouse is on your computer, I think. No, that ass is not even on the computer anymore.
[01:04:32] Move it, wait can you repeat that one more time, it's on the PC.
[01:05:00] monitor oh it's on the bag wait y'all see it say oh god y'all see it moving
[01:05:10] hard left and hard right oh hey I got it back J we're good bro we're good bro
[01:05:21] listen don't go crazy on it you see what the mouse is
[01:05:25] Hey look it's very sensitive
[01:05:28] What was coming? I'm gonna get caught a dumbass
[01:05:31] Hello
[01:05:35] Yeah, I got the mouse now. I'm sorry for blaming you as me so I'm gonna cope with me
[01:05:44] I'll leave you on by
[01:05:47] What do I need to do nothing nothing I think it's this one
[01:05:52] And then, uh, desktop volume, what thing is, uh, let's do modern and output.
[01:05:59] Uh, I think that's it.
[01:06:02] Can you hear now?
[01:06:03] Can you try it?
[01:06:04] Please?
[01:06:05] It's gonna be an easy go.
[01:06:12] Excuse me.
[01:06:13] Is there anything here or anything?
[01:06:15] I can't hear shit.
[01:06:16] Alright, okay, hold on.
[01:06:17] Let me try some more thing.
[01:06:18] Thank you for watching!
[01:07:18] This is how the previews are showing up, the closures are showing up.
[01:07:28] Is something in the video skin?
[01:07:34] It's a panoply skin.
[01:07:36] All here.
[01:07:38] Is something in?
[01:07:40] That too.
[01:07:48] I'm about to tweet bro, I'm dead ass.
[01:08:18] why why the fuck it doesn't take an hour like an hour of my stream actually
[01:08:26] has been me trying to fix my stream
[01:08:30] You know not me the people for my team
[01:08:47] So we can see one, three, and two.
[01:08:54] One and two, and then three is the bag.
[01:08:58] Okay.
[01:08:59] So stop playing now.
[01:09:04] Okay.
[01:09:05] Okay.
[01:09:06] I'm sorry.
[01:09:08] I'm sorry.
[01:09:10] This is the J plus on the squad.
[01:09:18] Every month.
[01:09:36] I just started cutting paid y'all y'all right y'all right y'all all right I'm also coming
[01:10:06] Okay, cool, I bet.
[01:10:08] Okay, I bet.
[01:10:11] I'm first off, I'll just...
[01:10:16] How do you do it?
[01:10:17] You put videos on the screen for a picture?
[01:10:20] Uh, it should, yeah, if you know it.
[01:10:23] It says something differently earlier, it was like in 4K,
[01:10:27] so I guess that resolution was...
[01:10:29] No, but I must do it, bro.
[01:10:31] Yeah, it should be 4K.
[01:10:36] I