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Pgs to in shape it to inform to lose bro. I'll be real. I don't give a shit if you're live man. What do you grow? Not fucking cool
Take your bloated pills I did forget to take my bloated pills today
Bugsie with the Ted get there
How's the shoot yesterday? Yes yesterday. I didn't go lob
apologize because
the core shoot
Cinco de Mayo, listen, I know I had a fair I had a fucking plan stream with Cinco de Mayo
I had all that shit
Oh
Shit yours with a 20 gifted. I know bro. I know
Didn't go live for a two-tongue. No, bro. We did not know black eye from sparring you good
Bro, I pulled my arm sparring
Ninja right now, but we're good, but yeah, we got a shoot yesterday
So no sinker to my stream. I mean we could make tacos today to make up for it
But I feel like since it's the six it doesn't really like doesn't really hit
You look like you Rob today, are you watch partying should I watch party the PSG versus bear in Munich?
Stem me final maybe the second half made the second half, but for now. There's a lot of shit
We got a review. We got mad content today
day. Yes. Yes, bro. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. But not right now. Now right now.
I got to get through everything. I heard they just released the World Cup trailer. I got
to watch that. Also, tomorrow, as you can see in the title, drum roll please. Legendary
stream tomorrow. I actually need help with a poster. I will be going to the dentist and
getting my teeth cleaned. Come on! Come on! Okay, Calabas's dentist teeth whitening
stream
All right, okay now due to my connects and due to my neighbors
I will be getting the same dentist that Kylie Jenner has
I do need a fucking oh
I do need a poster if someone can make it for me
Maybe some slop who gives a fuck like I'm down for whatever. Are you streaming your birthday Friday? Yes. Yes. Yes
Insane LARP's week soundboard. Okay, son. Yeah, make okay
Darren exists
Darren don't know if Darren is needed for this one, but let's look at this trailer. Okay. I've seen this on my time
I did not watch it yet. Timothy Chalamet, Bad Bunny and Messi star in the trailer for Adidas upcoming World Cup campaign
Wow, where was my invite?
Hey, listen, I know about soccer and nothing. I know about football beneath your football
This local crew they have been lost since 1996
Sadein!
I haven't Zerzy!
Yeah, Billy! That's my boy!
Let me in the mall!
He's dead!
My twin!
You're going to what?
You're going to what?
You guys are a good team!
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
What the fuck did he A's backwards?
Is this fucking David Beckham?
Am I tripping?
This is bullshit.
Me and your sister.
See I don't got this whole trailer is AI right?
No it's mine.
I
Three kids you've never heard of Isaac Rosie and hold on what's his name? Hi, that's right. We'll go next
Easy go get better speak of the devil next he's already no purple thank you for that 20
I'm telling you it's all true
All that to fucking have is World Cup Songplay.
Tempele Gold?
Make my precious deed.
I
Wait
Yeah
Having with the 10
I didn't see this yet
Son, Ronaldo!
Hold on, did we just get a shot?
Oh, that's a little more.
down I was shackled and badly and then over myself I was praying and praying my
way out of that same old books but they're off the ground
devil try to catch me now
all I'm saying is oh I don't know more
good lord I'm feeling right
turn this shit up this shit wack
fucking country ruined world cup song I think they wanted to go for like an
American song an Americanized type of FIFA song since it's in America but we
went to Texan Brown I don't know if it really fits the FIFA sound but you know
as a Texan myself I honestly don't think it sounds that bad but for a World
Cup song it's pretty shitty. That'd be fuckin' fancy. FIFA, work with me.
FIFA. Work with me. Get me in there. That's me. That's me. Who made this your title yesterday?
I don't know, bro. Not me. It doesn't even sound like something I would write.
Cinco de Mayo. 20 Latinas versus Jason Lee. Return of the Chino Arc.
This is not who did this who did this we got fucking kizider. Ooh
Jules, ooh
I was so hype, I'm sorry, uh, I'm sorry to make up for it tomorrow
We will be doing the dentistry. Yes. Look at my teeth. Yo jerse with a big 20
We will be fucking going to the dentist tomorrow Calabasas dentist gonna see the treatment
I honestly have not been to the dentist and over three years since I lived in
Oh, it's right there for the 10
Yellow a shit
16k soon never show your baby teeth again
Actually might have cavities last time I went to the dentist I had cavities but I
I don't know bro my teeth feel you asked for slop
Jason the wings
Dentist live on stream. I do need a poster for tomorrow. God the bookmark this right here
Get out the bookmark. Let me know. What are we thinking? What are we thinking?
Not that sloppy though. This is this is not that sloppy to be honest with you, bro
I'm talking about I need like the lacy ass slob like like whatever lacy post
I'm not going to play.
Loading, loading, loading, loading, loading, going blonde, too.
Need date and time tomorrow, 1.30 p.m.
Bro, stop saying no tomorrow.
Of course, this turning a stack when Jason can't play.
My god, I can't invite it to this bro, and I told you you see my only wish is to play in this
Oh my god, bro, but
Oh my god, but family
Or legal legends tournament family or legal legends tournament family or legal bro. My god, bro
Concentrator or who will be playing in this on Monday
These are all of the players that 100% have confirmed that they're playing in the League of Legends Tournament.
JXC, Poki Lowes, CourageJD, Ludwig, Platt.
For one of the challengers, Doublelift. For another one of the challengers, Pobelter.
Deji, Moist Critical, Disguised Toast, Dexter Beast. Apparently hit Platinum in League.
Most photos is playing
He's never played the game we're gonna make the irons captains. Don't worry. So every team will have one iron
No way for you is playing. He's another one of the challengers Tyler one is playing
That's why he's playing
O'Neal schnitzel is playing
A loy and L is another one of the challengers any roux is playing in the league of League of Legends
And apparently she diamond on ADC,
which is actually kind of insane.
Ron is flying in the tournament.
He's gonna be one of the Iron Captains.
Aero CS is flying in the tournament.
Gontaz is flying in the tournament.
He's one of the challengers.
Will Geum, the Rust God.
Youssef is flying in the league of Legends Tournament.
Rest in peace to whoever's on that team.
Arke is flying in the league of Legends Tournament.
Muda is flying in the league of Legends Tournament.
I think he's unranked.
Ray is flying in the league of Legends Tournament.
Sketch is flying in the league of Legends Tournament.
Marlin is flying in the league of Legends Tournament.
one of the captains I think he's ever played the game in Kingsman is playing the tournament.
We already have if you remove high-vives, oh also Bradley Martin is playing the league
of high-vives.
Bradley does play league, bro.
Dude, this is pretty good lobbies, I'm not gonna lie if I played in this shit I would
have won the whole shit, I'm gonna be honest.
But family or league tournament, I'd be damned to pick a league tournament over, but I'm
gonna be honest I try to move my flights for this shit, I think that's it, bro.
Back I call back like, yo
Loki got a league tournament on the 11th can we move because back on in person
Extended cousins extended aunts and uncles to pull up and we're gonna do like seafood boy or some shit
I call back. I was like, yo, thanks. He called me
Anyway, we can move the dates. I'll fly in another day
Bows like nah, nah, nah. I said back. I gotta make this league tournament
I'm just kidding. No, no, no, but he did call in everybody. It was like, yo, this day
All the family's coming so I can't I can't miss I can't miss that can't miss that I
Can't miss I can't be I'm not streaming when I'm in Arlington, huh?
Not sure when I'm in Arlington, bro, I haven't seen my family in like what three months
In the middle of the function, I'm gonna be fucking screaming at my jungle to gank me.
Like, bro, that's just not the vibes, bro.
Not the vibes.
L streamer, L hunger.
Holy shit, man.
Holy shit.
So, I'm a L streamer for picking my family over a League of Legends tournament.
Huh?
El grinder
Yes
We are your family
Bro, what do you what do you mean? But bro W human L streamer. Are you a center streamer? I'm both
What happened to you being hungry oh my god, bro, no way I'm getting caught a parts
Because I'm picking back matter of fact. Yo, I gotta call back in y'all. I gotta move this shit around that ass
I gotta call it. I got I gotta call back. I got about
You right, bro, you like right you right you're right
Matter of fact, I'm gonna cancel my whole Texas trip, bro. I fucked it fuck this shit. I'm playing. I want to play league
I love that downstream, downstream, downstream, yeah, I know, I know, I just wanted to say
I'm not going back to army, so now I'm gonna play
League of Legends and I'm gay.
Yeah.
That stream, that stream, that stream.
No, just trying to pick League of Legends.
So,
League of Legends.
But my chat, they're saying Elhunger.
Okay.
Okay.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, they were, yeah, yeah, also, okay.
Okay, okay. Okay. Now everything's good. Everything's good. I'm sorry. Yeah. And also, I got
fucking asked by Marlin.
They're extreme. They're extreme.
Everything's good. Everything's great. Big house. Everything. Yeah, nothing.
Yeah.
do you know what a way back have you seen a matter daddy or no matter daddy no matter daddy
You know what a matter daddy like uh wait bad by my life by my life what's a matter daddy
back a bit do you know what a matter daddy is
I'll be gone.
I'll stay the same.
What's the matter, Daddy?
So back a bit.
Yo, what's up?
You know, when's the matter, Daddy coming?
Yeah.
All right, Beth.
Hey, I'll see you soon.
Okay.
All right, Beth.
Never mind wait no bad way. I'm going bad fast
But say say what's a matter daddy?
Why not wait not yet say what's a matter daddy, but you wait do you when is the matter daddy coming?
What's the reminder there?
Alright, hey.
Alright, bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Close.
But yeah, probably not gonna play that tournament man, damn bro, L sperm, bear said L sperm.
How we feeling about this one?
Wait, what the fuck?
This is scary.
Hold on bro, let me see more slop in that, did y'all put more slop in here?
Okay now oh now this is some fucking slop right here
What are we thinking what are we thinking I'll post it later tonight lacy lacy ass poster
Let me know oh
Oh my fucking god. I'm not even bullshitting. Oh my fucking god
Wow literally fucking slob, bro literal slob
Not even your hair color
We stream at everything now
Such wasted potential.
Um, we all had hoot dreams, man.
Yo, what is this? What is this?
Oh, god. Like, I'm low-key at it, though, man.
Like, bump, fade away.
Oh my god, bro.
And I got cities of retirement by recon, man.
God.
Like, who do you think you're going to?
Who would've thought, man?
Who would've fucking thought?
Wow.
You're fucking basketball.
Oh, that's a good shot, too.
Wow!
Wow.
Wow.
Uh-oh.
How did Dentist gonna react after seeing your teeth?
You want the good news or you want the bad news?
I guess the bad news first.
You got 30 cavities.
Some of them have double the cavities on some of the teeth.
That's not even possible.
I mean you tell me, this is my first time.
You made the impossible possible.
Your teeth is worse than the car.
Okay, you don't have to disrespect me, man.
There's a lot of times, a lot of these dentists, they're not very straight up with their clients.
I'm very, I'm fine.
Some of them, they can't be patched up, but it's a lot of work.
It's going to cost a lot.
How much are we talking?
Enough to fund my mistakes, AMG.
If you didn't have to speaking, your breath is just constantly, just feels heavy.
Okay, bro, I literally brushed my tongue before I got here.
Because you always say the same thing, bro.
But you do the bare minimum.
You see, you have everything in SpongeBob, don't you?
Like, you ate the first one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, movie theater.
It's heavy.
I can visually see it, bro.
Dude, it is not that bad.
I brush my teeth every night.
Just don't smile.
It's really bad.
No, that's not how it's gonna be, bro.
It's not how it's gonna be.
I have good teeth, man.
They're gonna walk in and be like,
Oh, you don't need this clean.
You don't need this clean.
Actually, I do need a little bit of a cleaning.
Dude, I need some chastin.
Fuck, I totally forgot to text John to come.
Yeah this is what we were doing instead of streaming bro we were playing 21.
I was and I was looking on the other hoop just like shoot all my left hand because my right hand is
Was just hoping I
Did hear the news now did your news? Can you put them on my lap?
Yeah
Come here.
Swift?
Swift kitty.
Don't yell at him.
Come here.
Come here.
He really doesn't want to cross you.
Swift, do you think I'm going to eat you or something?
No.
He doesn't like that.
He wouldn't know that.
Stop it.
Come here.
Swift, don't look at him.
Come here.
Swiftie.
Dog mom or cat mom?
Uh, what?
Swift or cute cuto, what's her name?
Coots.
Coots.
Swift.
Damn, Coots.
I've known Swift for 14 years, what are you talking about?
14?
Yeah.
You're a little old dude.
Yeah, he's older than you.
No, he's not.
Oh, really?
How do I go, man?
Oh, man.
The soil?
Fly high, sweet.
Yeah.
Nah, yeah.
Be personally, I never had an experience losing a pet.
That's why I'm scared to get a dog or get a cat
or get some type of pet because I feel like
I would get attached and then obviously
when you live longer than pets and I would just be sad.
So yeah.
You ate your fish.
I did eat my fish as a kid going up,
but it's a fish, you know,
it's not as intimate as a relationship.
QDT tweet.
I grew up in a dark place. I love my family and I'm grateful for the lessons I learned
but I suffered a lot along the way. When I was in high school I saw a craigslist ad
of a farm looking to get rid of some puppies. I drug two hours in a bead of Acura and
with the money I saved from my rental job I bought my best friend I named him
Swift he became a life that I never knew I could have I didn't know what true love
was before him I never had the chance to witness it but I quickly learned a
definition because of him he held me through breakups and harshes he held me
when I lost my mom he held me when I lost my identity he held me when I
lost my mom he held me when I lost my identity you know I stopped spending
L reader and if I can chat man seriously this is serious
this is actually sad but he held me when I couldn't get up some struggled I've
faced over the years maybe wonder if I should be alive or if I should let you
know but I always had a tether holding me my beautiful boy who loved me
unconditionally in a way that kept me here some days I didn't have it in me
to get out of bed and Swift would remind me it's time to get up I have
I've never loved anyone the way I loved Swift.
For 15 years, he was the light of my life,
the reason for my world.
And now he's not here.
I don't know how I'm going to survive, y'all.
Cutie.
For 15 years, he was the first thing I saw in the morning
and the last thing I saw before sleeping.
When we would go for walks, he wouldn't watch the path.
He would turn back and constantly make sure I was with him.
What he didn't know is I needed him
as much as he needed me.
To say I'm hard-burning is an understanding
I'm shattered down in my core.
The only consistent love I've ever had in my life is gone.
I would move mountains first with
and I promise I fucking try.
I've lost a part of my soul with him.
I wish I could do more.
I wish I got more.
I would give anything in the world right now
to have him next to me.
I was feeling a lot of grief in my life,
but this is a rare kind.
I've left Swift more than I've loved myself
on numerous occasions.
I will do it all again.
Every appointment, every canceled plan,
Every adjustment in my schedule to make sure he got what he needed.
I love that darn more than I love life itself.
I hope he knows that.
Thank you for all.
Thank you all for loving him too.
Damn.
Damn.
Nah, chat.
Sixteen years?
Fifteen years?
Dude, that's like a family member gone, man.
That's super.
Notch. 16 years? 15 years? Dude, that's like a family member gone. That's super sad. Super
I remember when I raced him, and I completely dusted Swift.
But she's gonna be a lot
RP RP Swift and this is my first interaction with switch at
He never liked me
I got rage files
Just in case the comms get boom tomorrow, I'll make a let well a last calm edit and want to put y'all in the entrance
If you want to type in wait, it's tomorrow. I thought it was the 30th chap
When you dusted him in a race
He's going, he's going, he's going, get the fuck out of here.
I'm literally, literally dusted.
Are you still on good?
Cause now I'm getting tired of you.
Nice, nice. Am I good?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Alright bro.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I
Pressed his ass
Damn
I walked out my dog when I were back to change it everything
Poppy
What is this?
Is he serotypically good looking?
Yes.
Do we know this person?
Streamer? Streamer?
Yeah.
Jason?
Yeah.
Yes!
Jason the queen!
Why? Why did he laugh at me?
Why did he laugh at me?
Is he serotypically good looking?
Um...
Do we know this person?
Streamer? Streamer?
Jason?
Yes!
Jason the queen!
bro why do they use this picture I'm not
stop
I love you Jason
he is attractive
he is no for his looks
I'm no for my looks
they're laughing at my face bro
they laughing at my face
I'm no for my looks
very distinctive looking
in a good way
That's why I'm listening to how distinctive you mean.
A special quality feature or character that makes a person object or thing easily recognizable.
It's blonde hair.
Yeah, I'm blonde hair.
If you're convention attracted, don't worry.
Alright, let's figure mine out.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever
I
Got nice. Yep. Yep. Nice gap. Yep. Yep. Yeah, cool
Basically your chop
You're your all you are what Yugi is us for them. Don't ever ever usually compare me to Yugi, please
Don't ever do that
We're swift seen this
same amount of views in five days is crazy but this channel is blowing blowing
up new video out tomorrow I think tomorrow new core video out he maju
shut the fuck up Yugi did not mark me that website is some shit
No! You leaked it!
No! No! You leaked it!
No! You leaked it!
M3 toast?
Nah, I ain't gonna lie. Toast probably excited as hell.
You idiot!
It's not always leaking shit.
No! It's not!
I be seeing toast everyday?
No! No! No! No!
Toast! Toast!
Bro, bro, bro.
Toast! Toast! It's not!
How do they...
Imagine having a job of being Marlin's cameraman and literally just like having to just literally record them all day
That's a fucking dream job
Can I get a retweet going in the chat? I mean, but what getting paid to record Marlin every fucking day? Yeah
Getting paid thousands of dollars to hold a camera and record Marlin every single day
I hope he chooses an actual cameraman who's professional and serious and not with the trolls and be in communities all day
Hold on m3 toes you got some to prove bro a a toast you have just something to prove bro
Where's Rocky? I think Rocky is gonna be like Marlon's production person like a baby woes
m3 has to get a chop cameraman well bro because Rocky Loki was hanging with
Marlin Toast this incredibly chop I don't know how that dynamic will be
Yeah!
What do you want me to wear?
So he's so fat, bro.
So he had to take his shirt off yesterday for the core video.
And he was just like, so like fat.
So, look at all the guys hanging out, catching a vibe in the mansion.
Dream comes true, dude.
Wow.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Core discord?
yep going to court this course on the core everything cool
wow wow beautiful I mean that's that's beautiful dude my fucking god
All right, listen, no, I do I post this or not do I post this shit or no
Oh
No
Wait a bit straight garbage
I'll make my own bro. Is that Asian Jeff on the left? Wait, what?
Braces, maybe content braces cushion work, maybe content cushion mark always
Tomorrow the movie fucking movie wait what
I guess we still blonde
Jay play this is like a mogul, but for boxing
T.O.S? How? It's not T.O.S. Here we go.
I'm not a fish.
Ahhhhhhhh.
Why are your eyes...
Why are your eyes...
Why do you...
You felt like we were just fished, you knew the fish that have like...
You knew this fish that like...
...like, opened your another ear, you know?
Flat fish, you know?
I know, it's okay, we'll start the game.
just you
Was that necessary like was that necessary I was I was just asking like
Y'all I'm kind of like I was rich put you poor
Yo, yo, let me see what you look like
Okay, let me see
I'm like my grandma fucking you what are you crazy? Where's your top lip back?
It's bad luck!
Well, that's the last time you get in a healthy relationship.
Good shot.
What the fuck am I?
It's this game, man.
Give me at this lobby, man.
Give me at this lobby, bro!
Oh my god, bro!
That's it, bro! See, now we hit it deep.
That's a fucked up. I don't like a lot of that.
Oh
you. Focus on our school bro unless you want unless you want unless you want this bro unless
you want this. I know you're in conversation bro. Come on come on ready up ready up. Hold
I got to you.
I got to you.
You're just acting Jason, bro.
I'm down.
You're just trying to get me.
You're just trying to get me.
You're just trying to get me.
This app is trash, yo.
How are you hitting body shots on me?
How does this work?
Bro.
Oh, bro.
Fuck me.
I don't know.
You're streaming right now.
Yeah, buddy, bro
Yeah, buddy, bro. Oh my god, can you hear me Jason? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes? Oh my god
What's good, bro, I'm actually freaking out right now. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out
I mean, it's cheap
Pretty cow, Cassy's in it.
I'm a big fan.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What?
Yo, what's good, bro?
What's good, bro?
Let's get this kid to do it.
Look who I got.
Look at this kid.
Yo, jerk.
Yo, jerk it off.
Jerk it off.
I'm a school bus driver.
I'm not this shit man.
I'm a trash ass website.
Shit of gas, app, bro.
Lacey on his all because he's bored.
Bro, Lacey, gang, you're not Marlin.
Stop with the buzz blonde, gang.
You're not fucking Marlin.
You are disgusting.
And the eyebrow slit still go with the eyebrow slit.
So, what is this?
He mod you there, knock on line?
Bro, yo, stop with the mod, stop, stop.
Oh my God, bro, he looks
lucky better than his previous cut, all right, bro.
I think he's a girl he's hair out, but,
Okay, oh hold on now this this deadass is not a I slot bro. This is this is just slot
This is not a I slot. This is just love. I'm not gonna lie. I might use that. I might actually use this
I might actually use this
Yellow as teeth this is actually a good poster. I'm not sure I
I
I'm just looking at you.
Bro!
And they're rolling on the floor laughing.
That fucking guest was rolling on the floor laughing.
His name was Matt or Daddy.
No, it was not.
Yes, it was!
Matt or Daddy?
So if I could ask you to do Matt or Daddy in my chat.
I knew you as Matt or Daddy.
Like, what are we talking about right now?
I've never heard Matt or Daddy in my life.
Oh my God, it's coming.
Come on.
What the fuck is Matt or Daddy in my life?
I
Know every single time fuck
Holy fuck
Y'all really watch this shit y'all understand these bones get money from his lame entertainment
They promote the lanes that shit. Yo, yeah
Come on bro, I thought that was pretty funny. He's dead 30, true.
I thought it was pretty funny.
Being a polite question, do you know my sister?
Do you know my sister?
You're going up to a famous streamer, right, that you think is funny.
If you're trying to freaking clown him for whatever reason, saying that,
oh should I kick him as a joke?
Should we get back for now?
But that's not a joke.
Like at the end of the day, saying that you're gonna kick a 12 year old boy as a joke?
Suddenly.
That's not a joke.
Asking a polite question wait wait if I'm saying he's gonna kick him you're going up to a famous
Wait once a he's gonna kick the shit out of the kid
Right that you she's right bro. I'm fucking the chassis a girl that is attractive girls suddenly. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
She's right
For your kind of freaking clown him for whatever reason they come from the lobby. Oh
Oh, bro, so you were like, yo, let's kick him from the lobby
because he was following us around.
And then she's like, oh, Ron's going to,
why is Ron saying that he's going to physically kick a kid?
Hell, Ron.
Oh, should I kick him as a joke?
She's our neighbor.
I don't know what to do.
She doing baits.
Maybe I should ask Lays for.
Nevermind.
Wait, hold on.
No.
No.
Con just told me to come talk to you.
Can you turn your camera?
Ask Lays.
No.
How's the internet looking today?
Internet's good.
How's the internet looking?
Uh, no F so far.
But, K-San, you're cooked, buddy.
Your closet downstairs in the basement unless you hook a fucking Starlink while you're
all the way up outside, brother.
You're gonna have to...
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Why the fuck you get so loud?
What's wrong with my mic?
Yo, hello, testing?
One, two, one, two, one, two.
Is Marlon still at the shoot?
Bro, stop with the slob.
I already got my poster.
Speed better hit, Mill.
See, he's a sweater guy, man.
I was watching.
He was in the Dominican Republic, yo.
Holy motion.
What?
I think if I went to Vietnam, they would treat me like this.
Million oh my god, we're close to one million viewers
Dash's fire that's that's insane. I can't hit it in the core
I cannot hit it in the car
That's insane
Okay, we're good, we're good
We gotta protect YouTube chat
That's probably a bunch of flans in the chat
Everybody, like up
Yep, that is
Like the stream
It's film
Subbo
Wow
That's too many people
Everybody, like the stream
Subbo
Here
There's enough on fight
Oh my God
Let's go to the group.
We are.
Let's go.
Let's check the audience.
Crazy.
20k more.
20,000 more viewers
to a million live viewers.
That's a million.
We're here under Lisa.
We got to hit a million.
Go!
Wow.
I can't watch it now.
I want one million.
It's wrong.
It's 15 million.
We're super close.
We're super close.
Whoa.
Rated?
It's 15 million.
Let it go and fuck it with the party.
You know what I'm saying?
So if I'm rated, we might get a million, though.
It's not rated.
What?
What, what, what?
Oh my gosh, we're close.
Five or four, you're one million.
One fucking million.
We almost lose that one.
One fucking million.
Wow, wow, that's goat status. I can't lie, bro.
Yo, guys, not in my chat, man. Guys, guys, guys, not in my chat, bro.
His chat, hey, I'm nowhere near mill, bro. He's about to go bald.
old or why would he's gone off the deep end? Oh, he had 5k subs. Jesus Christ, bro, going
for my... Oh, God.
What are you the next Jesus X sevens?
Oh, what you're talking about?
He's so top, bare-headed ass. This is just like, I can't discuss it with him again.
Yo, Ron, bro, when are you going live?
Look at his title stream never ends. I'm you what the fuck is these guys
What is up bro? What is up? What's up, bro? Yeah
Speaking of going live bro Ron pulled up a box today. I forgot to mention
Ron pulled up and got some work in
Ron by to be a fucking demon
Who is
Who is this guy and why is he always in the corner of my big stream?
One M. Oh my god, I got it. Hold on. Let me get one. Let me type one in
That's an M right there
Do the backflip!
Only one!
Backflip!
Backflip!
I think you might hit my record as well. Oh my god. Oh, this is crazy
One in a tag
He already did it
He's gonna kill it
That's crazy.
Number one, number one, number one, number one.
It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the,
tell me what it feels like to be home.
It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the crazy.
YBG.
Oh my God, he's dead, that's about to go child.
You gotta do it.
Oh no.
Why would he, I mean, I would do like butter.
He's very, he's being fixed and slipped.
Yeah, literally, you know what?
But it doesn't be a right day and hour.
Look at that study my star hundred for a bonus. I'm not gonna lie. I'm ironically go. Yeah
Sorry, but like bro the math isn't nothing that's my star hundred
And there's a goddess could be you bro, it's like he's full buzz
Proud of you YBG you don't want my little cancer boy. Okay, I little cancer
That's on my go-by
Who's that I do mom feel about you streaming and you're always loud
You're unbelievably top
Kyra in this discord call
What the?
He stole my ball?
Yo bro, I never had me to call.
Join the Discord.
You're in the Discord OSDS, isn't that?
You're in it, aren't you?
So, Kyra's OSDS.
It's the official name of the Foundation, bro.
Call UA 30 Indian.
Never let that happen.
What?
That happened, bro.
So, Kyra's OSDS now.
I don't have the Discord.
Discord, silly.
I had you in jail.
Okay.
I'm gonna add me to call.
has a we need.
Oh, yes.
How long has it taken to join, brother?
There we go.
Yo, it was good, yo.
And Terak, come on, bro.
Why are you laughing?
Wee.
Yo, wait.
Kyra, Kyra's OSES?
Ew!
Oh, we mean ew.
No, no, no, no, not you, Kyra.
I'm talking about top right, top right.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yo.
I'm not talking about me though.
Yo, who is bro?
Did you die your hair twice?
Yeah, I did.
Bro, it's fried, bro, it's over.
It's fried.
Wait, you going buzz or are you just like bald?
I'm going, I'm going like, you know, like down,
you know, I'm going to go like,
I'm just going to see, I'm just going to see.
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't know where the pink
one. Mama YBG. Hello. Hi,
Jason. How are you? I'm good.
How are you? How is life? Uh
in Florida. It's good. It's
good. That's incredible. Thoughts
on your son. Chalk. I love
your son. Thoughts on your
son being chopped. It's not
chopped. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I'm just
kidding. I'm just kidding.
not not more than me. So you
want to say what's up to Luca too
or no? Yo what's up bro? What's up?
What's good man? What's what's
why your headphones not on your head?
Like why do they like you?
He can't afford new headphones yet.
I can't afford new headphones yet bro.
So you know after this bonus hits bro.
Wait look at home.
It doesn't look horrible.
I mean it doesn't look horrible.
He's trying to be nice about his shades of leaves out.
I don't know, bro.
Jason!
Who's that?
Bro, don't fend out, bro.
He'll leave.
I'm not fending out.
I'll swim right there.
Do you know who that is, bro?
Let's kill her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's kill her, bro.
What's going on, bro?
We're the first-ranked DA in the house.
Wait, so, Kara, how you been?
Woo-hoo-hoo!
You gotta have been good.
I like you, actually.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I like you actually. You know what? I actually like you.
That's good to go around it and then you come.
Yeah, have you been good?
I've been great. I've been gay. I've been off of VR.
Are you still on VR?
Yeah, yeah.
No, wait. My birthday is coming up soon. Y'all should all pull up.
I'm full.
All of us?
All of us?
We all stand up.
I've stayed for two hours.
18 plus, 18 plus.
Wait, I'm 20.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Killer bros. 18 plus, bro. We can't come home.
You go
Wait, are you?
Oh, do I'm gonna pull up? Yeah
Yeah, you can pull up on an iPad or whatever works. Oh on some like iron. That's it. Yeah
Well, it's any lower. Are we good here? Oh, I know
Well, it looks good
It should look way better I'm beyond it's way better than whatever you
Well, and you were saying I was gonna be like way chopped and I am chopped you told my mom. I'm chopped like
That's that beach I last when I see you bro. Um, you're not gonna touch
Now see the you demand
But no cameras though no cameras everybody was far no cameras will be why
Can we play Valorant after this bro?
Okay, are you trying to play?
I guess play
I want to play Valorant
What?
Yo Jay, she's trying to play Valorant
Is it cool if I call you Jay?
Yeah, I would
Alright
Why do you think you can do Skins of Interaction?
I mean
Oh, it's good
Yo, what's up bro?
Bro, let's play Valorant
Wait, what?
What did you say?
I guess play bro
Oh my
Huh?
I guess my flight.
Wait, you're going to LA soon, huh?
Bro, I have two hours to get my flight.
Oh, see, you've got to be there for my birthday, bro.
Oh, yeah, I'm pulling up right now
so I can be there for your birthday.
Damn, so it's perfect timing, low key.
Birthday gift set.
How's your birthday today?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much, Mama YBG.
Oh, how's your birthday?
It's the last of my life.
Oh, my god.
Look at that.
Mama, Mama.
Mama, P.G.
Oh my god bro you're not ice-pice anymore
Mama YBG what are your thoughts on him moving to LA?
Hey
I said the same thing to my parents haven't seen him in three months
He's different
money down there. Of course, YBG always would be good with me. How did you always get me?
Wait, is Ray still busy? Ray. Look at that same stream key. I want to see if I can get a five star.
No, don't call him Jay, bro. It's Jason. Hey, Jay, this is a five star. Jason, are you?
Yeah
It'd be more personal I'm looking at like
I'm gonna miss this. I gotta go now, bro.
My flight's at 530. It's 402 right now.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Ah, no. Luca's gonna take over.
Yeah, I'm gonna take over.
See, not even ending screen?
No, nigga. No, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
No
Fucking subiton it's a fucking subiton. So when you land you're gonna just go iphone
Yes, bro. Yeah, how far is the airport from you? It's like right now. It's like 30
25 30 so then why don't you go now? Yeah, I gotta go right now because TSA might be long
You sound a little different.
She's on batter today.
I'm tripping.
Hey, I'm going to catch my flight.
I just got chills.
I just got chills.
Hey, I love that bus.
All right, bro.
I'll see you later, bro.
Hey, see you later, bro.
Hey, see you later, bro.
Hey, see you later, bro.
Hey, boss.
Hey, Luca.
Luca, hold it down.
Make sure Jason don't get, like, leave, because he
looked like he wanted to leave, too.
Wait.
Jason, I want people for you.
Huh
No
That's like
Streaming I'm not gonna entry now. Oh, no, that's actually
Right now
Oh my god, that's not the trenches gang. You're a hoarder
Maybe clean your fucking room bro, dude
These are empty boxes on God. I'm not paying you enough on ween updates, bro
A little bonus here and there
Help me out a little bit bro dude. I will pay for your cleaners
Yo, Jay you looking for a
Yo Gerson we can do a three-sack if we kill an angle get on
Now we got enough for a five-stack you me Jason killer Lucas Jason you gotta get a game
I'm bro. I'm down. It's just not right now. You know what I mean? Yeah
Wait, Kyra though, you got you got you got webcam or not like the virtual webcam or no
Yeah, hold on oh
Oh my god, you're the go Jason
Yeah, I don't think you heard my question only does it for stringing
Like I said, are you looking for an apprentice? What do you mean by apprentice life?
What do you mean by that? I'm just like somebody to like take under your wing just like
Just life
Unemployed I got fired you got fired. Yeah, I got fired probably like two weeks ago. I'm gonna
Leave like I'm gonna go back to Texas soon
I
Wait, you want but I was I was wondering cuz I
Seen that like y'all forgot me in the core trailer though. Y'all forgot to put me
Why'd you get fired? No, what happened?
It was like it was like business related things nothing personal. It's nothing personal
Yeah, I mean we might need a store runner
I got a car and everything. Yeah, I got a car and everything. Oh
well, you got it wasn't free for the first three months. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I can I stream these store running? Actually,
I gotta get everybody and ask them that they would like a store
runner if we need more. Okay. Okay. Okay. How quickly can y'all get
that meeting arranged because like, well, I gotta call group leader Marlon
I just don't remember how.
Yeah, he's still in the heat.
Never too early.
Oh my god.
So are we going to get a three second now?
Let's go five!
Why do you want to play battle?
Jason, you want to play with you bro.
No dude, we've already played with you.
You want to hang with an Indian.
You want to hang with an Indian.
Oh
How are you how are you doing this wait wait Kyra do you mind jumping up and down?
Wait Kyra Kyra you your OCS
Oh, yes, you one of us
everybody here. Yeah. We just
you good. Hey, Jason, you're
good, bro. You're good, bro.
We all good. I don't I don't
know if it's like official.
No, you're good. You're good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, man. We are all OSES.
Hey, when they asked for OSES
segments, they're talking about
us. I didn't even know, bro,
but you're going to go down
We're on earlier. We're on
earlier. Oh, man. Nah. What's
on your agenda for today? Uh
I'm gonna go do some shit with
and all the guys. Oh my god.
You have to have the meeting.
like after string or actually
I'm sorry. Um but but yeah,
Yeah. Wait, does it track your hands? That's like too much work to set up right now.
But yeah, no, it could. It could. So wait, where are the straps hooked on to right now?
Like are they on? Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not in VR. It's just tracking through my phone.
It's not hard at all. It took me like a couple minutes to set up.
Damn, damn, are you and Woj like y'all are locked in?
Like you and Woj?
Me and Woj?
What?
What?
No, like locked in like cool y'all.
Cool?
Like y'all playing?
I mean, we're like friends, yeah.
Oh no, we don't, we don't play games.
Okay, okay, I just wondering.
Yeah, last time that I really spoke to him was, I think like last week when
he like got on VR.
And yeah, and yeah, I was just offline just chatting
It was it was mainly on a on like what machine we we weren't really talking that much like off stream
There's one of her and also um YBG noted to you
I even hope that means he noted what the fuck
What?
Nah, man.
Nah, man.
I don't, uh, I don't think you can do that.
Nah, you gotta, you gotta join the calls more often, J.
Yeah, I'm not.
There's like, yeah, there's like missing lower and shit.
They have, they had ESEX, yo, so talk to me.
Like, what, what, what's going on?
Like, is this real?
Like, who me?
Yeah, he's not asking me.
He's not asking me.
I mean, I had he says, well, yeah, I showed him a little
something. Yeah. Oh, he bodies don't count.
That's all right. I think Bob, but what are you?
What? No, I'm not just curious.
Wait, wait, still he rack up an e-mobby?
Uh, yeah.
I uh, I uh showed him what I looked like and he was like, he's just...
Wait, what? Like, wait, like, what, you look like in person?
Yeah.
And then, and then what was his reaction?
Um, it was good.
Uh, why? Were you curious too, Brad?
I mean listen I don't know I don't know yeah what do you look like?
Okie
Alright, hold on
Oh, Lebronzo
Here I think, can I?
I know, I can do it
Wait, what are you about to do?
You asked, what do you mean?
Like, you guys just saw everybody?
No, no, no
How are you gonna do this just hide your screen? Okay? Okay? Oh shit
I'm hiding my screen wait. What about the disco?
Yeah, cuz I'm gonna see it oh no, I I mean you you guys I'm just gonna send it to you wait wait what
Wait, what?
I got I'm here too
I want to know too though yeah oh it's just curious it's like you're good bro
like you're used like youtubers like they don't show what they look like and
that's completely fair like obviously but I was just like the cow just hide
your screen hiding like wait conference she's bad
How do my screen show no
Hey respect that's I got that's respect right there curry. You could delete before I leak, you know
That's respect
Don't make it weird bro, I'm showing I'm showing discord by the way
Listen listen
You look beautiful, you look beautiful.
That's actually like VTubers, they don't do that
because you know, they're like,
they don't wanna show their face
and they don't wanna engulf into their VR bodies
and things, but you know, you're OSCS.
So now you gotta pop out, so pop out to the party.
I don't know if I'm gonna go anytime soon.
Ah, I'll good, I'll good, I'll good.
I have like no way of going you can probably go to YBG.
Yeah, probably you can fly you out the weather though, J.
It's a beautiful day in L.A.
It is beautiful with Calabasas.
Dude, I got a glacial in the package.
You made me so happy.
That's freaking awesome.
It's freaking awesome, bro.
Oh, my...
Um...
You know, I have to...
I have to wake up by like...
Uh...
tomorrow or something
We are gonna wake up. Hey, but what's it called? I would love for you to pull up tomorrow my birthday
All right, bro, I'm gonna bro. Yes, I leave you. I'll be we can play ballerina later if you want
I bet I bet you're gonna throw up. Hey Malik. Do you always love this way bro?
Hey, Brad, you see yourself, bro
I
Know
No, why didn't really guess why didn't really guess that but I'm not gonna be like oh she bet his head
Or oh she like what no, bro
I just wanted to see what she looked like because I was genuinely curious
I wasn't gonna be like I was gonna react a certain way if she was bad as fuck or if she was or if she wasn't like
That's respect. I'm not a asshole
Why would you say yes?
Hold on wow
This is this is what my hair looks like when there's no product
You don't even need no product girl you on that person
Here cover this one too, but this is what I'm so fucking scared right now the product Wow
Wow, what if I could say them wow, is that Simi in the car?
Yo, bro, it's love, it's respect, she look good,
she look good.
I'm not gonna be like, bro, yo, you bad as fuck,
like, no, bro, she looks good, bro.
That's respect because like most VTubers,
they don't show their face, so that's respect.
Like I respect her for showing.
You know, it takes a lot of courage, do you feel me?
Ah, son.
Son.
Son.
Oh, but when I try to be nice
and not instantly leave a call,
it's a problem, but you're allowed to be nice.
But you didn't instantly leave a call.
Are you mentioning when you were gonna call with
YDFWOs?
You weren't trying to exit the call at all. You were you were trying to hang out
Yeah, I'm muted yep, yep, yep, so she said I should mute up too, bro. She said I should
Yeah, I got stuck drunk in VR yo woes how about
I
You got stuck in VR
To way way way we better be doing
I got some with Kyrie I carry highlights. I did as that's how what Kyrie highlights, bro
So, this is what why did I got
so with Kyrie Irving highlights?
Yeah, I'm your mic. We can
we can hear through your mic.
Good. So, we deadass.
Yeah, probably like what the
bro. Yo, this is what we're
watching. This is what y'all
y'all were y'all were tuning
in this. What happened, bro?
I appreciate that well.
Window capture, Kyrie Highlights.
I'm not jealous.
This is fucking insane.
I'm right.
Kyrie Highlights, boom.
I'm not jealous, bro.
I'm just like curious.
Wow, you really go to Kyrie Highlights.
This is your old content?
I never had fucking ESEX on stream.
Actually, I never have.
I said fuck.
No, I never have.
have no no wait should I have y'all able to see me or no should I have y'all
able to play and then and then what you leave me an
ausamie to eat his girl I understand it now
YBG ain't go all the way he does care dude she got his man took my fucking
by fucking VR my fucking tired he bodies don't count she got his mind
oh my fuck dude frost like they were the five gifted that's respect I mean
yours I mean sure bro top 10 respect moments wasn't that bad wasn't that
fucking bad I feel like well that's not even that crazy to say
Top 10 respect moments she's under sad bro
Y'all got something I guess
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Yo, I don't know if I'm gonna show this man
You made her sad
Sunny clip dealt with pair of socials before
And
I am not gonna lie. I do get DMs a lot when when one of the guys fuck up like I'll get a message, right?
because I am like their female representation but like bro it's 6 a.m.
they're not even like in a relationship like why are we waking up mad as fuck
fake as fuck for letting why would you do that to alzame so squeak is he talking
about him having a sex with Kyra so quick to speak on other girls being
yo yo I know you read your request call your friend for being a piece of shit oh
you won't she spent her last minute you'll see him in Austin for him to
lead her on like the bitch he is then she'd are with a v2 ad yo yo yo he
probably got a jazzy one of those yes so much and not sure yeah bro nah bro
Hell no, this is this is like scary like you're in way too deep, but you shouldn't be showing this
I'm beyond that just that's just activates them bro. I
Didn't know there's why be zombie shooters. Dude. This is crazy. This is also just like I
Wasn't even there
She wasn't even there. I was I wasn't I was god. I
Wasn't even in LA. I got a look at my DM. What does this have to do with me? Actually, you probably not
My shit probably look crazy, but I don't check my DMs at all
And sometimes when I do I have to scroll all the way down past all the group chat, so then I get lazy
Do not yours is definitely crazy
Damn
Go through it and ban people
Do you should check it would look funny y'all want to look at my DMs chat?
Let me see this shit
It's just this is just cute now. I'm curious. I mean my shit is low-key. Just normal
You're activating weird people
This is yeah, it's my muscles look what normal
Bad idea W content though listen bro in my streamer or human first
No, I'm not gonna swear DMs, but I'm gonna be honest. I'm looking right now and
And everything's normal, bro.
People asking to be on NMS Boxing.
Yo, twin, what day should I fly out for your birthday?
So what's that, Addy, for your birthday?
Okay.
Got some haters in the DMs, but you know, that's normal.
Let me come to your birthday.
Bro, man, people trying to come to my birthday.
It's mostly girls that get that DM.
Yeah, yeah.
It's filtered.
I mean, I've had weird DMs before,
but now go to Haiti?
I went to it, those were hidden.
Fool my birthday, though, chat.
Should I go birthday shopping?
Or just Buddha party.
Luda up near the night, party.
That's respect.
1.5 million, holy fucking shit.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Bro, what is, bro.
Me day shopping.
I know Black, I'm Dominican, Chad.
I don't like it anymore.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
Ohio is sick.
Now, why in point six?
You don't get out of the car.
Bro, I hit my record on Twitch 4, I think.
I see you on the Twitch.
I did?
Bro, I beat my record on Twitch.
Let's go for the records.
100,000 on Twitch.
1.5 million on the record.
Team.
What the hell?
Why didn't nobody send me Dominican Republic
like this
That's the way
Why did nobody know that's the way?
That's it
The record here in the art okay, yeah, Mike. Hello. I present
He mage my shit. Hey listen, bro. Let me tell you something comparison is a thief of joy
All right. Hey Asia tour soon. Just kidding. I
Don't know if I want to do a Asia tour
That's respect right there bro. Seriously. I
Do want to go to Asia again though you should though I
Do want to go to Japan again like no bullshit. I do want to go to Japan
Japan part 3 Vietnam for sure Vietnam Japan poor Japan gotta go to the
motherland low-key that will hit gotta go to motherland
costs and that shares footage of Thanos sitting outside his hut watching the
sunset after the snap over no friends in the industry and now he's finally returning to streamers
He's almost back. He's almost back
Is he almost back
More beef, bro. She said with a lot. There's got nothing to do with me
Vietnam stream with a Tesla giveaway
He's dissing Bruce.
Wait, because of no friends in the industry?
What's that it is?
Bro, don't, bro, please don't make me diss, bro.
Shout to Wendy, though.
I just, I don't want to let it touch you.
Respect, respect, respect.
Most likely,
Who's here oh fuck
Having a great time, bro
PSG vs. Bayern Munich. You are? PSG winner. PSG cleared you.
Yeah, and Chloe Parker owns you too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Both varpers were not lucky.
He didn't even watch.
I don't know who I was supporting when I started watching.
Bro.
Man United, Man United.
Oh yeah, you heard that?
You saw?
Yeah, it was like Kylie and Marlin.
Ooh.
That's when I got my...
I'm gonna post that one.
I'm gonna post that one there.
Alright, see you around me?
Uh, maybe.
Okay, I'll see you around me.
See you around me.
See you around me.
Jerry!
Bro, stop linking me fucking,
YBG fucking Kyra in the game.
Son.
Son!
SON!
SON!
Yo bro!
Oh my god!
This is just not feel like spirit.
Slow day.
Rug video?
Ay.
I spent a day with the world's richest streamers shout out to rug bro is a 25 million the first
the first person first guest to be in the courthouse it is good reacts right here chat
this is great reacts i'm down to react to this what are we thinking go what
What do we think here I'm down this is good reacts. I'm down y'all y'all gotta see Ron compete in this
Million-dollar mansion and my friends just moved in they are some of the biggest streamers in the world
And they invited me over to come check out the spot and if you know me I did not come empty-handed. I bro
Sub to core actually oh my god. We better hit a meal bro. We got the phase rug shout out
Holy f**king sh**
Oh
That's f**king dope, man
Don't be a girl!
Rawt, some beautiful housewarming gifts for everyone
But, they're gonna have to earn it
And you'll see what I mean by that
Well let's go check out the spot
Have some fun
And I hope you guys enjoy
I see them all at the front
They have no idea that I'm gonna be here
Hey, that's me, bro
Bro
I got you again!
Not subbed!
Bro, I'm not subbed on this channel, I'm subbed on my, like, my other channel, I'm subbed on this account.
I'm subbed on this account, like, yo, I'm subbed, why not?
What are you doing in a dude's car?
Dude, hold on, I'm actually mind blown walking up to this place.
Can you guys show me around real quick?
Yeah, hold driveway down.
I heard there's an underground garage for like 19 cars.
There's every-
There's a parking garage in the house.
Yes.
You guys gotta show me the cool stuff.
I'll show you around real quick, no this is-
Another house tour?
Fuck it, I'm down!
Bro, what?
Yo Marlin, no.
Newest edition, bro?
Yeah, you feel-
I feel great, you know what I'm saying?
This is a new thing, you know, for all of us.
And I think it's a great beginning, you know.
New house, new energy and everything.
Free Costco in the chat, man.
I'm missing, bro.
I'm missing every single day, man.
You're still attracting the people.
Hashtag Free Costco in the chat.
I think so, yeah.
That's so great.
Yo, that's respect.
L a well since Kyra Kyra don't make it what it don't don't let them gas Kyra do not let a gas let them gas this
Okay, I didn't mean it like oh your chop way. I'm in and like
Thank like thank you for showing me like I respect you for showing me cuz I'll be two pairs that would can't you're beautiful?
They really are there's no cool stuff show me. Oh god. You probably would mess with the movie theater
I got a name for your dream either the core or the house
God, thank God. We didn't go with the housemates man. Thank God. We didn't go with housemates
We literally decided on the name like two days before launch by the way
I'm just saying to be honest and be honest. Yeah, right now. They do this you would be to decide about this
Am I the deciding factor? Yes, the core or the housemate or just core. I think the core
Yeah
With the movie theater
Or is just a shit
We're gonna see the Lakers win the whole championship
Game one, Lakers. Austin Reeves shit the bed. Y'all seen the game or not?
OkC is a little key clearing Lakers, though. But if LeBron can beat the- if they beat OkC, they win the whole shit.
I'm saying it louder, but I deadass watch the games here.
Wait, let me go turn it on.
I'm gonna figure it out.
I think it owns a bowling alley.
Oh, come on.
Let me turn it on, guys.
My family does not own a bowling alley.
Look at that bowling alley.
Do you think I pressed that?
It looks like it's already on.
We're cooked.
I don't know how to turn it on.
You are.
Super.
I
Dream right here a full court basketball come on now
Why they cut out all my dialogue
Can we edit it?
Can we edit that?
Oh, I never said I would never.
Oh, I did that.
Yo, guys, so you just moved in yesterday.
What's like your goals for this house?
I was low-key cussing.
It's happening yet?
Honestly, definitely want to see that third Orgody Year award.
Hell yeah.
I think our main goal, you know, because we don't have our channel, our YouTube channel.
I don't like that.
That award is definitely already ours.
I'll be real, chat.
And I think silky should say our speech
All right, where should we go now? Can we go to the underground thing? Yeah
Hey, bro, what do we want, man? I'm gonna be honest
Core went in the core clearing everything, man, core clearing everything
Bro, it's crazy
Speed breaking view record
This don't go any better, it's a little...
See, you swear to Wallahi
Who the...
Bro, I'm trying to pray and I hear some...
Who? Motorcycle is there!
I'm trying to pray and I'm bro, and I'm hearing some other stuff
It's just far bro. I can't walk back to the video though. I finally found someone shorter than me
I'm wearing slides
No, I'm not gonna cry. I'm done. Okay. Why are you doing that though? So what I do? No, just straight back. I'm wearing slides
He's wearing shoes. So now what? Okay, take off your sides. Oh, no
great edits how did he shrink just a bunch of guys having fun man
This will look better on me. You know you got a lot more. Oh my god. I know it's me
Of course gt3rs wait, what's the full thing gt3rs?
9-11 9-2-2 gt3rs
My voice line coming in a little chat
But you guys worked really hard for this dude. Wait, look at this guy. So there's a driveway that goes down
Yeah, but it's like a slide
Actually, yeah
This is like a slide
Wooo! That is sick bro
You got me, you got me, you got me, you got me!
Look at that, hey!
No, they're just flexing on us, bruh.
That was me.
Have you seen the parking garage?
Do you know, like, in GTA story mode?
This is literally my name.
I don't know.
Hey, I just got that car.
What happened?
Woo!
We're doing a fixer out there.
Crosses on a car, you guys.
This is actually nuts, though.
Are you guys gonna even park here or just...
Yeah, we're planning on getting, like, graffiti or something in, like, Mark and Spock,
so we can all have our own Spock in the park.
Yo, this actually might be the craziest crib I've ever seen in my life.
And you guys all in here?
Yeah, go.
I don't know.
No, of course, like, but this is a different level, right?
I've never been to a house with a parking lot in it.
Hey, that's respect.
All right, let's go again.
Let's have these three doors and go in.
Choose a room, get in the way.
Hey, I'll reach out the top.
Nice.
We'll meet up up there.
We got to Elevator.
I took the LVM Elevator.
Oh, yeah, do not step up here.
No, that is crazy.
No, it shouldn't even open.
Should we try today to fix the elevator and use it cuz um, yeah, we're in a house with another broken elevator
If that drop you're gone here. Wait, is there a car back there? Oh
Guys, there's cars in the backyard. Why is there cars in the back?
Wait, why did you come here? Oh, yeah, I just got a random out of the blue dude. Yeah, me being here. Oh gifts
I was going to say, I did bring some housewarming gifts.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What did you get me, Brooke?
A challenge for the housewarming gift.
Oh my god.
A challenge for each and every one of you guys.
If you guys beat me, you get your housewarming gift.
If not, I'm keeping it.
I'm taking it back.
Wait, is that a group or is this one?
No, it's 1v1.
Oh my god.
You already have these challenges made up?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah
Baby are we all collectively agreed on the new rules for the challenges they're gonna be working. Yeah, why do they ah?
No spoiler bro fuck dude. I hate when I do that shit. I'm such a fat fucking
Are we all collectively agreed on the new rules for the challenges give Ron? Yo, he was fat
He was fat like he's fat now, but dude. This was peak
223 fat shower streams like bro what was bro Ron was just man they're gonna be
working as a was a me I mean he's fat now but like you could tell like he lost
and weight in the face to win four out of six challenges and if four of you
guys beat me then everyone gets their help on that's easy
It's been a core memory, Mike.
Oh!
He always loses, come on, man.
If I lose, I'm a car.
Guess the car logo.
First to five points wins.
We're going to be showing a logo that's zoomed in,
and it's going to slowly zoom out.
Easy.
All right, here we go.
Three, two, one.
What's that?
Wait, whoa.
I don't know this color.
You know?
So Ron doing cars.
You would expect Ron, car guy, everything car,
car channel, car everything.
way he loses we need this house woman gifts I can't
am
okay well then if he got it wrong you gotta do one out from that that's how
works that's how works that's one more out for you what the what is that oh
Porsche Porsche W wrong
Oh, you have that yeah, I do have that I should know I didn't know the yellow. All right. What was how we want up to five?
Okay, I didn't spoil
Okay, that's easy one more out. No, he gets this one. I knew this one
Come on
Oh shoot made player
Wow ticked up car guy
Okay, one two one. Wait wait wait, I don't lose this. I don't lose this.
You're strong. You're a pro guy.
Well, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know this is hard.
I didn't know that was the E of my Clare.
Okay, no. Like, bro.
No, I mean, let's just move on.
I know exactly what this is.
I know what this is.
Yeah, you know what it is?
Is this like a Super Core or just like some base?
I don't- I think it could be both.
Okay, next.
Always base it.
Ah.
Oh.
That's the more-
No!
Oh!
I gotta take one of those.
As soon as he picked it, I knew it.
Try this one.
Come on, bro. How do you not know that?
I
I knew it, I knew it.
Ron, I was trying to guess.
Wait, what's the score?
4-1.
4-1.
Ron is officially the fart of Twitch.
Actually, he'd been the fart of Twitch.
And now he's officially a Tiktok car guy,
car-larper, bro.
Not a lot. It's a little fraud comeback.
All I'm saying is that if Ron loses this, he's bringing everyone back.
No!
Let's go! Come on! Let's go another.
Come on, Ron.
I think it is just
Look at me, bro, I was confident I knew exactly what is I was in complete fucking shock when Ron said
Mercedes look at my face
What did you think
You go
I'm not gonna lie give me some easy bro. I should go Lamborghini. I'm such a dummy
Shesh
Is it Bentley?
Why are you saying the answer?
Okay, zoom out. No, that's a
Chrysler? Wow, you really?
What a fucking large
I thought the price of logo was deadlocked.
I thought it's on right now.
1-0 baby.
1-0.
Who wants this whole thing?
What the AI me?
I thought it was deadlocked.
I thought it's on right now.
1-0 baby.
Is that me?
Who the fuck is that?
Who?
That's not a dad.
That's not me, bro.
That's Lacey.
Bruce Lee.
This ain't gotta be a racist.
Ron Lacey.
That's Lacey.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
Ron looks like Klicks. They made Marlin's hop. I didn't even know that was possible.
Who wants to talk next? Who's next?
Alright, adapt. We know you've never faked the trick shot.
Never once. What about on the basketball court?
You want to try? We're going to play Rug.
Rug. We're going to play a game of Rug.
If you lose this, the rest of the group has to win every single challenge in order for everyone to get their help.
Oh, damn.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. No pressure.
Last backs to streamer games.
I was wrong.
Is he some bubble you?
Wow.
Wow.
That was bronze kick.
Yeah, he could get it.
He's probably.
If you guys still win.
Oh my.
Right.
Now I don't even know what to know about it.
No, but on the group now, you guys wanted the collective one.
All right, guys.
So you already know how this works.
If you don't, it's like a game of pig, but we're playing grugs.
If I make a shot, I got past matches.
If you miss this, you get to letter versus a lot of grugs loses.
Classic.
Should I start?
Go a little under the leg blade up.
Hey!
Under the legs?
Under the legs, Layup.
What's happening?
So fucking trash.
Completely airborne in the room.
Completely hit. I already knew
Adapt and Layup, they just don't go together, bro.
Just stick to, like, doing 360
trick shots.
Adapt, you're fucking with him, bro.
And I know this is coming from me,
but come on, I'm retired. Maybe it's your turn.
You lose to Rekai buddy, buddy, buddy, you lose to Rekai go back to fucking matter of
I'm gonna time you up for five minutes open the book for me. How about that?
All right, just a regular shot from right here
All right, let's see what an app got in his bag. I would need this please you go for a crazy shot for one letter just like a deep shot
Let's see what I thought
Surely a dad doesn't miss a layup right?
beyond as we were outside for a good hour okay so you're gonna make it and
you're gonna catch it before it hits the ground
no free throw
don't let it hit the ground
that's my man
wait touch
that was bad
wait touch
that was bad
wait touch
that was bad
wait touch
Now I can lock you.
Wait, this is tough.
Come on, let's play.
All right, ready, you guys?
Son of a...
Oh, come on, just wait.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, I can do it.
Three, two, one.
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah!
That's tough.
I'm on the line.
You over there.
We'll be right here.
Nice.
And yeah, right now, you need to make a sound.
Make a sound.
Right here.
Right here.
Get it, man.
Son of a...
That's how you use it.
All right, off the backboard, and then have it come back to you.
First time chatter you lose to Rekai, there's no fucking way you made a new account, take
five.
I
lost
I told her not to run unless
I did not you stop I did not lose to two rikai
I lost to Rikai
DG's
DG's
Unless, all he knows is trick time
Can he make the three
Fucking air bro
I lost to Rikai, not Luzda
DG's
I
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna take a piss I'm gonna come back pause the video. We're gonna watch something in the meantime
Maybe maybe watch some speed break two million and then I need I need a chat to actually cleanse bro
Okay, I don't want mods banned the word lose in the chat. It's lost if you're gonna type that type it right
15 years old
Oh, 15!
Like this is it!
This is like um this is boss level traffic right here boss yeah why this
night yeah yeah hey give me that part give me that part give me that part
Get on the full bar, full bar.
Is that a full team bar here?
Yeah, it is.
Bloated, whole chat.
Loose to Rekai, man.
Bloated, lose to Rekai, bloated.
Loose to Muda, lose to Rekai, lose to Ludwig.
Lose to Muda, lose to Rekai, lose to Ludwig.
You're a bad ass champ, man, I can't believe it.
Okay, why are you laughing?
Don't lose, bro.
Ah, come on, rock, paper, scissors.
You gotta win four in a row, guys.
If I win, you're four in a row.
Say what I need, bro, say what I need, bro.
Say what I need.
All right, Marley, in reaction, time.
All right, Marley can never do us a round.
Oops.
What, Marley?
Time gets a point.
Okay, first and three points wins.
Easy, simple.
We can't all see it.
this we need it okay that's the team that's the spec 12 seconds 12 seconds
that's hard to start but who keeps time
fuck it at hand wait can I get like a step in school no no no no
okay well second okay ready three two one go please Marlon Marlon we need you
Marlin Marlin
Holy shit 0.03 almost got it on the dot we need this Marlin
7.77
You could never do any wrong Marlon come on give it give it to us come on we need this
Let us go
57 seconds it's gonna be a minute and 7 seconds focus
Modern we need this I need that house woman gives Marlin here we go
Why weren't you in the video, but I would that was me right there. That was me
I love you. Stop, stop, stop. Probably he's the only guy that's human. Stop. Come on.
Hold on. That's me right there. That's me, bro.
They got you in as a prop? Can y'all stop? Like, obviously, I got my own challenge later
in the fucking video. Shut the fuck up.
That's 60 almost 67
That'll be your mom
You're becoming a gardener
I would like a blue bonnet.
What?
A blue bonnet.
Okay, yes sir. One blue bonnet at all.
Blue bonnet, can I get weed?
Weed?
No, they don't sell that at home.
They don't sell weed?
No.
Like weed?
No.
Uh, apple tree?
Correct.
Okay, back.
Figure it out.
Alright.
Tomato tree?
What?
You got the spring roll tree?
What?
I'm not just trying to race this car.
For one, okay.
Alright, I want Lacey.
I want this guy.
We?
You.
Alright, we got the relay race right here.
Fastest time win.
It's five mini challenges.
I already won.
Lacey challenge time.
You can lose this though.
No more warming gifts.
It's all for me.
Lacey, I like this.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Diamonds make.
Yeah.
Someone count me down.
Three.
So that that was my dialogue right there
Look at Lacey
You guys
That's cheating
Come on
Come on
two one go let's go free fast go
I'm not a fucking background character
you're accurate maybe that you're accurate
come on Lacey come on bro I need this
Oh
When are you coming to the curve?
Come on! Come on! Good shit, Lacey. Believe in him, bro.
That's a full minute!
We are dead! We are dead!
I'm not a soap. I'm dead.
What minute?
Oh, guys! Two to two!
Two to two!
Hey
The house man, why does this remind me of my parents house like it has like the pillars with the balance
What I do I look to my right and the entire cat is spending GGs, but you probably lose
Brother, I didn't you so y'all just think I'm gonna just lose it
Can we play 2v2 basketball? Yes bro, moves pull up. I did not lose bro, watch the video.
This is a crazier scale, but the vibe just reminds me of my parent's house, but I hope
you guys are enjoying the video so far. It's so sick to see all of them come together,
start a group, start a channel. You haven't won anything this year? That's cap. I haven't
won anything this year? That's cap. I feel like I just won something. I feel
I just won something what did I win this year I mean assignment charity match but
besides it's time and charity match I didn't wait shit this year wait I did
that's didn't win shit push a phase bro push a phase bro push a phase you've
You got a Kyro face review?
You lose to everything?
That's respect.
Well, they're all going to be streaming here, like, it's going to be a vibe, and you guys already know I'm going to pull up here a lot.
These are all my homies, some of my closest friends, so I'm super, super proud of them, and I can't wait to see what they accomplish this year.
Lock in bro. What's going on with the challenge that started to oh Marlon cooked me Lacey cooked me and now looks like I'm going up against Jason
Okay, you come on. Come on Jason. I love come on Jason. I need you
We need this you going out on my balcony and just enjoying the view and I feel like if I live here
That's exactly what I'd be doing. All right. Let's go back here. All right, Jason
So the goal of this challenge cut the item exactly in half when you have the two come on Jason on the scale
And you want them to be as close come on Jason we need this
Here, okay, so we'll take it out of the rapper
You're gonna go hamburger measure measure
I think you go harder.
Jason, come on, Jason.
Go harder, go harder.
You need a slice.
You need a slice, boys.
Right down the middle, Jason.
Perfections, good slice.
Dude, mine is not good.
That was a great cut, dude.
That's great cuts, bro.
Now be careful putting it on the scales.
Oh my god.
Perfection.
20 now put that on the other side you want it to be as close to the other side
Jason please bro nice
OHHHHHHHHHH
Good shit Jason
W Jason
Alright alright let's see you let's go man
Oh no that means it might be
One more, one more
Let's go one, oh Jason
Okay
Okay, dude, I keep losing every single challenge what is going on from my
One cut might be put
That's down the middle Jason
Okay, okay, that's a three-gram guest
You use your chinese sushi skills. Yo, john d trombura catch this problem
Oh
Lacey big fat ass eating in the background bro only person on reddit to ever gain weight. I
Don't get it
Guys next item is a banana you got to consider this
Do that for sure
Marlin coaching you there's no way you lose Jason
14 gram difference, but hey Marlon you sold me bro
No, he got no
You wanna give you guys your housewarming gifts?
I have to play it by the rules.
You can do this, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, Jokini.
Go ahead, Hodonga.
Hodonga, Hodonga.
Bro, cause this side is thicker than the other side, but this has a little tip on it.
I'm gonna get behind it.
You get what I'm saying?
No, I'm serious, though.
Like, that's actually gonna be harder.
Please, listen.
Please retire everything competitive?
Bro, I didn't even lose yet.
I don't know.
What do you think about this one?
One doesn't look good this one doesn't look good. I'm not gonna lie. We might go to the last group
We're chilling
okay wait 87 wait is it cuz it's not all the way on it yeah I don't know how
that'll work okay 87
no is that a 30 gram difference how did you lose man
Allow silky to do the bonus check
I'm a loser bro at everything I do in my life. I'm a fucking loser. I
Lose to rug. I love to lose to Rika. I lose to Muda lose to everything there. I
Failed my core brothers. We're not getting that housewarming gift
fucking lose
Retire everything. Yeah, everything competition. I might get at some time, bro. I
Don't know what it is, but I was just on
I was on a strike of a loose jester, that's fine.
This month is the start of something great.
April, this was filmed in April.
To be fair, April was just my cursed month.
This year, this year, I mean, this month is my month.
Commit sepecu, shit just not cool, but I don't know.
I feel so bad. All right, so we'll do the town
Lose to Jeff to I'm not gonna lie. I dead-ass the guy will retire if I lose to Jeff
Confidence right now is at an all-time low
All right, it all comes down to silk
You go get the jitters and not throw shit and lose to Jeff Jeff better be your ass. Yo, we are Jeff
Yo, Jeff, number one fan in the chat.
You dead is about to lose to Jeff.
You're an actual chronic chronic.
What does that even mean?
You are doomed versus Jeff.
Jeff, by the beer asking, it's over.
You're gonna get the jitters and not throw shit
against and lose to Jeff.
No, bro, look at her.
Look at it, bro.
My own chat wants me to lose to fucking Jeff.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna tell you right now,
I'm gonna be knocking Jeff to fuck out.
No!
on a loser. All right. This is for my first turn. That's not bad. Please, please take
your time. Don't go a gutter. All right. There you go. That's true.
You genuinely think I'm a loser? Come on, Suki, bro. Get us our house woman. Get us Suki.
Suki, son.
Hey, he can still get five right here.
Focus on the video, it's okay bro, what is that what is that?
Nice
10 to 3, please, please, please, please, please.
Come on, Silky.
Let's go!
Straight into the fucking gutter, man.
You got one, you got one.
Hey!
Oh my god, that's perfection.
Wow!
Wow.
W Silky, bro.
Hey, two rounds down, it's 11 to 10.
Come on, you're up.
Nice, it all comes down to this.
That's fine.
There we go.
I said, all right, you know what, spare.
My god, I get a gutter here.
I lose.
You don't think he'd like me open?
That's not me.
I'm going to do some stuff.
Hey!
Oh, my god, here it is.
Six.
Oh, that's throwing for content?
No, he's not, bro.
Five to tie, and six for board to win.
Right now.
What the fuck bro? He needed six bro! What the fuck is that?
Son!
Son!
Son!
Son!
Son!
Son!
Son!
Son!
Hi, here's some bro.
It's good, it's good.
It's good.
You're out of shit.
I'm not even gonna make it.
I'm not even gonna make it.
Oh.
You're actually a bi, you're a bi.
Hey, I was supposed to lose that.
Imagine if video's be cut that'll be more than half.
If you did it again in one.
Wait, you got to fake my video.
Oh my God.
Hi, I'm not even gonna say.
Please
What do we lose drug all right?
All right guys, so I have all the guys in the other room obviously you guys know me
I'm gonna end up giving them all their gifts, but I
I'm gonna tell them that you
Will get their gifts and then I'll eventually give them all but I'm excited
I put a lot of thought into these housewarming gifts
Like I said, these are my boys for life and just very good
I feel so bad about the gifts you were there bro stop typing ever I knew obviously I'm there
I think it would be fair that I give the gifts to the people that won
Yes, we're gonna start with Marlon, okay, I'll bring it in right now
Marlin so I want to get you something I think like it's super well
Okay, there's a heavy you that one's actually fire that gifted that's a good
I look he wants some custom shit
I know you got a nice favorite collection, so I wanted to add
You don't have this one right no
Silky
Yeah, so is what I swear my I swear
You don't deserve anything your moves, bro you entitled loser
Brother moves. I would beat the living shit out of you. Yeah, you want us brother? Let's spar moves
You're not you're not swinging me around no more. I've been training
I've been working
I
I
Dejected rug bro move it's like 27
Ungrateful what do you mean El ungrateful? I didn't get the gift bro
He gifted you like you're an LA thought
My god, I'll buy it off for a hundred bucks. Okay, let me just grab a dapp slash gift
That's it's fine and every coffee
Wait, what I get the I get the Christian to your shoes
They'll be right
They'll be fucking
I
Go look with the
W fuckin video man, it was a great video.
Thank you for the shout out, like, subscribe, I'm gonna comment too.
W brug, thanks for the your shoes.
Comer on poor YouTube
Sell spoiler
Spoiling video fuck
W rug
Will I get the gift
Thanks for promo for
Let me pay homage and wear my Dior shoes.
You do such a good job triggering me.
I bet I didn't do anything.
Why doesn't he and rug right there?
Is that a fucking Vietnamese cheat?
It's a veto bag.
Now you lay...
You may be Marlin's at the house.
Jack, PSG winning or not?
PSG winning?
Marlin?
Oh, I thought Marlin would win today.
They won?
Fucking easy.
I knew they were going to win.
Marlin?
Where is he?
Silky?
Daddy?
daddy fix hair bad volume oh my fucking god
shut the fuck oh I need to get my D blow pills I forgot to take them today
echo chopped hair
oh fucking shit I have to hide the head sound
whoo hey white train of thought what does it say on my back
What was it?
Well, that's not only all the R&B songs were about you.
Fuck.
Hey Gary.
Yo.
What's going on bro?
Where's everybody at?
What's that?
You broke?
Oh yeah, you broke the string.
So y'all can't...
Fuckin' dumbass!
I'm a guy.
Holy shit.
You're not even asking how about the pants?
You're okay, dude.
I'm a guy.
All right, man.
Let me know if these shoes are tough.
Peep the shoe shelf.
Got some new shoes.
Christian Dior.
Christian Dior.
What are you thinking?
Hello, why are wire and wire and
Can't see shit
Did I actually get get it like a bad bitch I'll be honest I don't know where I
don't know where rug
Seen that I like pushing to your but
but fuck it now, hey.
These are fire.
They're like kinda like Air Force ones.
Respect ass shoes.
What's that supposed to mean?
Is this SoCal Asia?
SoCal Asians do not wear Christian Dior, bro, what?
SoCal Asians, they wear like fucking...
The C-C-Cone?
Yeah, that type of shit.
Christian D. Orson's
It's not so count
Low furs
Low furs, yeah
You know, you got the worst gift, LOL
It's not about the gift, it's about the thought
You know, I'm not gonna sing and be like, oh, rug
Rug
Dude, you got me Christian D. Orson's
Dude, I would have rather had it got like a fucking bracelet
Like, no man
It's a thought that counts, moosh
You piece of shit
Monogram to your LOL must have came with a
D it's Christian to your
And we got the same guy saying that I lose to rug is my eye gap
Oh, you've been spamming at for a past fucking 30 minutes
Oh my gosh, I should have booted up yesterday with these on
Pulled up with a whole bonda la bonda
Who's in the audience?
Those shoes come with birth control you thought.
What are you, but what are we talking about right now?
We talking about daddy?
You think daddy wants like to be bothered right now?
Oh, that's how you know what she's like cleaning here bro.
It sounded like, it sounded like new shoes, bro.
Yeah.
You know, like, when they walk with heels and they, like, clink to the ground, like, sure.
My pills, bro.
Oh.
We're got our pills.
Got a big load, chat.
You walk a little bit different now, bro. What you talking about? I don't know. You bought, like, a bad bitch.
What's your friend? Bro, that's a compliment. I don't want to work. So you want to tell you, look, you bought, like, an ugly?
The ugly one? I don't want to walk like a bitch at all, period. Oh, shit, my fault. Anyway, it's... Oh, fuck!
This one right here is the D blow right here. The clear one is the D blow. This one is Omega
5. This one is the natural vitamin D with plus K. This one right here, that one is COQ10
Well, let's get fucking lit.
Fuck yeah!
What's that dad doing, Gilly?
You people use shoes or not?
Why do you buy those?
How much do those?
Nice, red gun them.
Who?
Red.
Red buy you those?
Oh my God.
They look good or not?
They show their ass.
It is?
Just pause them.
No, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
They look good?
Yeah.
Should I start where?
Thank you, bro. What's the dab doing?
I don't feel a case on it.
Should I get interrupted?
The first question was, are you live right now?
Should I probably wait?
Or should I like spy on him?
Should I go through his privacy?
Maybe ask if I can use his sauna?
I was probably the best question you've ever asked about back in the day.
Window segment?
It might be a window segment.
It's not going to window first.
Dad?
Dad, I got no content. Can I come in?
I don't know if there's content here for you.
Bro, we are the content.
What's good here?
What's good with Bro Ski?
Got work out here?
What up, bro?
Got work out of it
It's not it what it's not like smell like
Smell like matter daddy clip
Sank oh which one of the high it's actually fire
There's a bunch of funny clips in it, but oh
We got that video dropping tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah, and rug just posted his
I think so it's a it's a one out of ten for us. Oh fuck. Yeah, dude. No is insane, right? Yeah
Like rug. Yeah, 100k in one hour. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Watch out for rug
Holy shit
Roblox
Yeah, two years.
I mean, I kind of want to rug to get to AdSense, but if that's...
Well, I mean, is it 25 million?
Is that not that?
Full rug?
Yeah.
He says you're right.
Yeah.
That's a tiny bit of...
How much do we...
I don't know.
I didn't, like, mark what we started.
We were like, oh, 330 or 340, something like that.
And now we're at 500, and what the fuck?
But this this is our history today this drops
Tomorrow
That's our tomorrow oh my god, and then should we shot yesterday drops in
We're low-key not we're gonna never we're not gonna miss a single week. We can't know we're not missing a single week
No, we can ever that's not that would be
Shit what?
Now he didn't get you to show it, right? You should a link, right? No, I don't think so
I cut up the screen at least I happen. No, no, he didn't he didn't he didn't it was on me. It's on me
What are you doing today matter?
Who's that mean? Oh
Mad shit. Also, you heard about tomorrow. They're gonna be streamer mom
What's tomorrow? Oh, I have a spot. I have to go do AT&T. I have to move my whole setup
I think how am I gonna I need to download black ops 7 and play in a tournament stream it tomorrow
So it's downloading off the star link this could be asked playing trying to game
On a Starlink tomorrow. I can't like be lagging. So where you know?
That's what I'm trying to think. Yeah, only good at Call of Duty. So yeah, it's next it's tomorrow
And you have a practice shit. You're playing League of Legends. Yeah, I need internet
But Starlink is not gonna cut it.
I mean I was playing games, maybe you could go to Moist.
I mean I could go to the Twitch headquarters I think, but that's probably my best bet.
Then I will have to move my whole setup, other than that I will have to literally take
all of this.
But yeah, tomorrow I got a legendary stream, I got Kylie Jenner's dentist working on
my teeth tomorrow.
For real?
Yeah.
How did you find her dentist?
I'm just a little Google Google search. Okay. What are they doing your teeth?
Gonna be checking if I have cavities and doing a quick a quick cleaning in my mouth. Okay
One of those hypes shrimps at 2026. You want this?
I bought it from Marlon and I did the coolest
That really if you want it
That both on the end of how you sponsored by AT&T. We don't got AT&T
That's a great question, because nobody here has ever had it somehow. Which is insane.
Yeah, not a lot of consecrated business has you think there'd be like some type of fiber network here, but...
There's nothing. No one here has ever had it. That's why kids are wiling, bro, because there's no fucking Wi-Fi.
I'm gonna remake the video today.
One bit.
Not that.
We were on?
Holy shit, I can't believe that was real.
Yeah, you and Ron actually probably would crush that.
Sure, bro. I would post that.
But we need a black guy that randomly just comes in.
Well, you need that?
To make the video the video.
Like, what's the video?
You never seen the video?
I think I did.
Yeah, it looks like you had the motion down
Right there random black guy that just runs around brown
I mean so that's gonna be me throwing ron's phone or some shit boom I get the way boom
Oh, hey.
Hey, fuck you. Yo, what's you doing?
What we thinking?
Come on, low key, though. Low key.
You're kind of moving a little bit, but...
You doing live today?
I have to...
If I figure out where I could stream tomorrow, for sure, then yes.
So, you see W's in the chat at 1AM, you had to turn off the TV, or...?
I actually did yes. Oh my god, so you were crappiest. Oh, I just seen it in the chat
You see the W. I just run out. I try to make sure
My I turn my PC off at night because of the electricity
It's expensive. Yeah cap. Yes. No
I did see it in my in my chat though.
Nah, 1 a.m. everyone's sat there and watching.
If I figure this out with enough time, I'm gonna spark. I want to, but I need to find a place where I can stream.
You can use my number?
No, that's not gonna cut it though. Like I can't really risk it with this.
And with COD, like I can't be lagging on COD and crying and being like, oh I have Starlink and then I'm looking at my chat and they're saying F and then I'm in a COD lobby and I don't have CODs.
But we might get wife on a maher. They keep saying that to me every day
What do you think of the plan
Is it seems pretty stressed out
Bring it back to life put in this pot and water
Tree
I forgot the name chat any botanist over here in MS
That feels weird
Plant if it is stressed like in moving and that's why it looks like that
But I'm trying to bring it back to life all the other ones are good though
And I don't think any of my plans, so I'm not about you. What's your cactus?
I don't know. I don't know if the cactus made it bro, which is actually kind of tragic
You cracked some shit on this yet?
Oh
Sick
I mean grabbing the fucking phone
What
chat. All right, bro. What are you about to do?
match it, bro. Her problem was in the gym boxing today. Oh my
god. Yeah. Yeah, I should have taken a picture at the end. He
was like, I used the most tired you ever been. Um, he did it.
He did it. Yeah. Drink any water or take any break. I don't
know why he did that. No water. Why? It's to prepare for the
diamond gym but I feel like no water while doing a lot of cardio is like a
bad idea much he doesn't need a handicap himself more than he already is yeah
yeah yeah yeah much water but you're good it was good in during strength yeah
he's trying to practice for the thing in my barber but oh whoa I just I know
know what you were about to do. I saw that. Check me off of it. No, I would never do it.
You would do fucking parts here, man. It's yours. You gotta sort out parking because who's
parking by the pool in the backyard? It's yours. Is the pool good for you? It's six
weeks. Okay, but realistically speaking, it's well, May 8th, we need that pool. No,
No, no, no. No, no, we don't. That would be really bad, actually.
Why?
Because I'm pretty sure it's like a fucking hazard, like chemically. Like, that water needs to, like, dissolve.
I don't know what the buzzwords are.
Water can harm us.
I already said it's a pool party.
You said it was a pool party.
It's on the fire.
No, you didn't know.
Bro, someone goes in there. I think it's...
I don't know if it's bad for the pool to recover or bad for the person who jumps in.
I think it fucks it all up.
That's what the guy said, right?
What's the word for a pool specialist?
Any pool specialist in the chat?
Yeah, I seen some botanists in here earlier.
Poolologists?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Lawsuit?
Nah, nah.
Hey, everybody that pooled love, you know, already on some shit, man.
You know what I mean?
That could be bad for us, right?
Yeah, that could be really bad, but listen.
Bro, that's literally in two days.
Holy shit.
Yeah, man.
Jack, yeah, my birthday.
Well, not your actual birthday, but the party.
No, birthday.
I mean, yeah, 12.
My brother, my one, the clock strikes 12.
I'm 22 team, bro.
That is crazy.
When's the last time you were 22?
Fuck, what's the math?
13 years ago.
No, it was like
probably like three
four
for 28
Minus 22
four four four. Yeah
wait
It's not the right man during the civil war. They say that's not the right man to bail
Before COVID you were 22 before COVID. I'm trying to do the math. I was 21 when I first moved to LA now
I wasn't 20
One white first with LA. I don't know man. I'm not trying to do math right now
I'm gonna try to crunch the numbers
We just got an excavator chilling now. Is that ours?
Like that just stays on site
It's right there just sitting. I see no you're not over to I don't know was
How do we is there supposed to be some work being done? We're free code. Yeah, I see right on a few days
But I think there's supposed to be some work being done Wow
Well, yeah, hopefully we can figure out if it's an interesting situation, but I can't really risk it with the stream smart song.
I gotta go.
Either to the Twitch headquarters or to someone's place with internet.
Yeah, I know, I can't.
But you're gonna miss my legendary stream.
What time is it?
What time is my shit at?
I don't even know.
K-Song's credible.
Yeah.
I like that's an option, but I think the Twitch headquarters is like would be the best option because then I wouldn't have to bring my whole setup.
Ah, I feel that.
Probably good shit there, right?
Chad, what do y'all think?
I mean, after Call of Duty you're liability, so I don't really think the setup matters.
Yeah, that's why this tomorrow's, I gotta kind of be locked in.
And I keep missing the practices.
I can't even get on...
I can't even download Black Ops 7 with this phone.
That's a cap, bro.
I downloaded C's code over there.
How many gigs?
Well, I updated it.
I don't know, about ten gigs?
Ten gigs.
Wow.
That's how it be going.
What are we thinking about that y'all?
All right, bro.
I'm about to figure this out.
You got this way yeah
I didn't get to watch a daredevil finale. I heard it was a lead
You watch daredevil now fuck you
What water
Need a little pillow. Yeah, I'm chilling right now. I
Just borrow something just want to borrow
I got some milk in there and get...
I got some milk or water whatever, bro.
It smells like fucking shit in this fridge.
Now he's stalling here. Which one of...
You used one of my vapor, no, the thing, right?
You remember which one? It was this one, right?
one right use the what now like to inhale like oh yeah no strip yeah no
like you did what a the tube right to I don't know which one no I use the no
strip because I don't want to put it on my shit all right fuck off all right
yeah fuck off I use your sauna oh there's one downstairs there's a really
It's down to one yeah, okay. I'm gonna see you case about me here too. Yeah, that's okay. Shut up. Is he just
There's no start like to his room. That's what I told him. Yeah, so what is he just he just I?
Don't know. I don't know. We'll see you though. I know
All right, great
Vapor rub not an actual vape
He's gonna ingest how he's coming for vibes
Yo, this guy keeps typing about my fucking eyes, bro. What's up with you, bro? Damn chat shopping for room segment
Good do that
Silky!
Does he not sleep here?
I don't think he was here.
One of his AMG's missing, so I'm pretty sure he went home.
What is his home, bro? He doesn't have a home.
That's true.
This is...
This is the same name as Carlo.
God.
He already had this, huh? Dead-ass hat?
Jason, is G.C. coming to your birthday party?
May 8th is my birthday? Fuck your birthday!
What?
Well, what do you do when the enter package says it's delivered but that shit's not delivered?
What do you do?
I do a lot of shit.
Uh, you contact Amazon, maybe?
Uh, contact Amazon.
Yeah, I'm getting, I'm looking at the stats back.
That is?
I hit him with the, oh it says deliver the mailbox.
We don't have a mailbox.
And then they're like, oh well it says it got delivered.
So it must be delivered.
I just, I just, why would I just lie?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What's that?
I've been able to eat your chicken.
I'm just sorry.
Where's my only brother?
All you need to know are miles of that.
Why do you want to know a mile of that?
You heard what's happening tomorrow?
What do you mean?
You heard what's happening tomorrow?
My best friend in my 2026.
Fuck the island, dude.
Fuck about that shit.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Yes.
Yes.
One guy with a backstab.
Yeah.
Fuck.
What is it?
What is it? What's a bit? What's a stream bro? It's um
Nice going to the dentist
Going to the dentist in Calabasas Kylie Jenner's dentist
Gonna be checking if I have cavities tomorrow
Okay, 130 tomorrow live live 130 best frame on twitch
Um, you making a poster for it? Yeah, I already got one
Really? Is it AI?
No, I think you should commission someone for it. What the fuck is that?
Dentist strange me with yellow teeth Marlin as the dentist Kylie Jenner's dentist
And would you put a bigger circle pointing at Kylie Jenner? Oh, yeah, sure. No, I mean
Yeah, we're probably like a couple people in there
He disrespecting my people are gonna be like
Are you allowed to bring a camera into like a medical facility well we made some calls, and guess what?
Kylie Jenner Dennis like yo Jason the weenie
Yeah, okay. I'm down to go from Kylie Jenner to Jason the weenie
Filming okay. You told me you're gonna be live. I thought it was cool. We're just cool. Okay. No
I'm happy for you, bro. That's a big step
taken
In the college Dennis. That's huge. That's really
He's on my day.
He was talking about airplanes.
You were just talking about airplanes a few months ago.
Brother, I was.
He's on my dick, though.
Why are you on my cock, bro?
Oh, trust me.
There's gonna be big shit.
You gotta jump out of the airplane and land in the pool.
Oh, God, you have to.
You literally have to.
Bro, bro, bro.
A legendary shit is loading this year.
Okay?
I believe you.
But what's wrong with it?
Bro, what's wrong with my dentistry?
Now shit's up there with the fucking island.
Are you gonna start here you're gonna start here and then like driving assignment there? Yes, bro. It is only 15 minutes away
Okay, that's fucking good. You should try to get the TV you into like the dental camera equipment
TV on the camera show your oh
That's no shot right that's crazy. I know that I
Mean technically can't because it
It plays on a monitor. So we just connect the monitor to the view
That would be so, for sure.
That would be so.
What was that, sir?
What was?
We will be there.
Sam Franks dream.
Oil change dream, soon, bro.
There's a lot of handy,
handy work we gotta do at this new group.
So, it's gonna be a lot of generational content loading,
for sure.
Elevator segment.
Wait, should I try to fix the elevator chat?
What are we thinking?
I'm actually scared to do that.
from the bottom, not doing shit. Them trying to fix the elevator. Oh my god, you're actually
not going to do it and it's going to be a two hour segment. Make a water slide on the
hills chat. We are going to be about shit is just loading right now. Water slide down
the hill. You know what I was talking wrong about? I wanted to get a, either a tire
Or like a handful of all roll all the way down the hill
That would be fire, but there's a risk of falling off the hill completely
Okay, but the boxing setup when I set the boxing shit up in the basement already bought the gear Lou bought it
Yeah
Sumo try to shoot 300 do a full Red Bull death stream
human hamster. Alright, I'm down to buy shit from my room chat. What are we thinking? And
then maybe fix the elevator? Here we go. Alright, link me actual shit from my room chat.
Let's I give my chat $10,000 and they can spend anything to customize my $20 million
dollar mansion room. Use the discord.
Satur Lutterwig Bear.
Here we go.
I honestly have not used my discord in so fucking long.
You did this last time I ate it and didn't buy shit because I was pretty like obsessed with that doing couch for no reason
And I was just gonna buy that but then I realized like yo, that's gonna take maybe 50% of my room
And I didn't want to do that anymore Amazon links and it mess girls
The fuck does an NMS girls fucking got five girls in here
Here we go. Here we go. A vending machine. $37,000, I mean $3700 vending machine from
my room. Are you fucking dumb? Not a bad shot. I'm not, because then I would have to spend
money to buy my own loot. No I get my money back? I might actually get all my money back
from Lachey. This is that, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Low key coffee table? But coffee table for
my stream room chat and plus my favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur, not Squirtle. Oh that's
my fucking email over to holy fucking shit 70 million dollar
Y'all how am I supposed to put this in my room?
Holy shit, man
Bro, that says Yanny that says Yanny
Bullshit
I
Chrome hearts oversized leather beanbag frost patch chair for
$100,000 beanbag bro. Can we be realistic? I'm not buying this
$100,000 beanbag to not even barely barely even sit on it, but I'm not this is tough
It's tough for our B probably got this shit. Maybe you can give me a discount though. This is tough right here
I can't even lie to you
Link
I'm not buying this ring bro 20,000 other ring. No already bought one already bought one like a photo born here. We go
Hanging monkey monkey chimpanzee
What do we think in here chat hanging on a rope
No, no, no, nah, not a good idea.
What is this?
Carbon fiber UFO rocking chair?
Battery level.
Oh, shit.
Can you show the chair, please?
Wait, this is actually tough
Play when you leave that
Wait that one's actually fired how much
Yeah, that's on the front page of the website.
How much?
Products?
UFO?
Request a quote, gang.
Come on, bro.
Don't link me some shit that I can't even fucking buy.
You know if it says request a quote, then it's probably like $30,000
So this would be cool except I would have to build this out and I'm low-key good
Stop sending me samurai. I'm not gonna buy a fucking samurai. I'm not even Japanese
Come on ten thousand dollar budget. Let's not blow it all on a samurai anyways, okay
You got loot ability, but do we want a Lego fucking piece of like we don't need that
We don't need that. This is tough. Yeah, but the thing is bear like fight. We have a ten thousand dollar budget
come on cosmic Rome astronaut kitty moonball like so so what
$2,000 for this fucking bullshit we need this you're rich up in the 20 knob good
Is this oil loop shaftless home elevator you can order that on Amazon professional
dance pool. I don't know.
Chester music.
See, this deal, I mean, low key to like a dance pool.
RB homage. You know, I'll keep this tab.
You know what I'm gonna lie, this is like the first one.
like you know dance pool for the room who knows bro maybe you buy some people
over and maybe maybe get a dance pool second not a bad idea at all for the
party we could do that John can hop on it yep big basketball bean bag um
nah ebay
Yeah, move bro massage. No one's gonna use it life-size Naruto
Low key chat, what are we thinking?
Bro, I would rather get a life-size Aaron Yeager. This is kind of fire though 2.9. Okay
35% off
This don't even look like not I mean bros it's not real though
What's up with the face?
I like it though, just the face, the eyes that throw me off.
White Ikea keep off rug.
That's 2016 bro
Brother what
How the fuck a million dollar plane
Do you I don't have the budget for this in I don't know like where would I put this in my room?
Saturn giant lava land made
Humanoid robot this is not my budget bro out my fucking budget
Fuck you, bro. I'm not, I'm not even Chinese and Chinese New Year already fucking passed.
Your rage posters? What the fuck is this? What is this? Your rage merch collect $20.
by the gods
by the
yo
that's me
what? this is a thumbnail photo
what?
cam bro, what the fuck?
not bro
20 oz bro, did you just leak your own shit?
Goldblum Geopuzzle?
SENTINEL WITH THE 33 KITTY!
Like, stop linking me to just Goldblum Console by Geoposy.
$180,000 sculpture.
Now, now, it's just out of my budget, bro.
As a Vietnam flag?
We could do that, but my parents wouldn't be happy with this flag.
A Vino record player, how the fuck is a 6-10?
Can we be serious?
Like, you don't have to send me the most expensive things.
Football signed by Jason DeWine and Stable Renato?
What the fuck?
This is not even look anything like my signature, bro.
This guy just started scribbling.
Who is this?
Is anyone throwing offers for this?
Bro, my signature.
Where is the J and the T and the W?
Oh God, by this?
No!
What is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Oh my fucking God!
no this is crazy what the fuck? what the fuck?
what click shop now? what is this? what is that? what is this? what the fuck? what is
What is this? What the fuck? No! No! Who made this? Spaghetti? My fucking god!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
I know Black, I'm Dominican, Poppy, Jason.
Yes, Daddy, I mean Poppy.
Bro, this is genuinely like this.
This is a real fucking website.
Busty Asians, Bust Busty Asians are us.
I'm scared to click on this.
Wait, this is literally just fucking me.
What the?
Nah, nah, yo, griff, woes, or somebody.
We gotta take this website down.
Seriously, we gotta take this down.
Somebody figured this shit out, I'm dead ass.
This is fucking insane.
This is crazy.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
I'm not put in this
What type of decoration is this
Eighteen inches, eh?
Corpy nah I mean not the bad not needed not not really feeling is not really feeling
that bad bunny life-size bro stop linking me dude it's not linking me this
fucking $10,000 fucking tree I mean I'm sure you bad bunny $10,000 items that
is unrealistic like gun whiskey whiskey gun way this is kind of fire like a
Like, I can fill the gun up with fucking drugs.
It's kind of fire.
Low key, hold on.
I'm gonna get this.
This is good.
Get it for my birthday.
Get it for my birthday, fill it up with like tequila
and every once in a while whip my gun out and just.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Not a bad shower.
Full of the bar.
Oh my God.
I can squirt, I can squirt alcohol in people's mouths.
Cause last time I was like, yo, let's take a shot
and I pour shots in people's mouths.
I can just,
doesn't shoot.
Ah, that's a myth.
Oh, but, but it pours like I see the, I see it pours.
No.
Yeah, so yeah, I could pour I could pour honestly not a bad gift
Clouts
Clout collection dot shop
Race car rug now, how does this ever how does this make sense for me?
Maybe if it was a Maybach, but it's just a red race car
I don't know YBG missed his flight kek w
Say you swear to God, bro.
Oh, if YBG was a little chubby, he didn't have to be the ugly person I've ever seen in my life.
Well, the little chubby what?
Oh, my God, you dumb ass, bro.
It wasn't wrong with you, bro.
He's back in his crib.
You're not the ugly person I've ever seen in my life.
So he's not going to L.A.?
Like is he just gonna go to sleep like what's going on?
What time are you waking up?
Mom and sweet.
What?
Son, you
Say oh god he better be in the ice man. Say oh god he better be in the ice man trailer. Say oh god
Drake knows my land. Say you swear!
Say you-
Bro, bro, bro
I
Don't give a fuck if you love me, I don't give a fuck if you
This real
Okay, now is he promoing his album or is he promoing?
Iceman dropping soon? Is he promoing his skullcap or is he promoing for Drake?
I don't get it. Say no. Thank you for the 10 gifted Core XOVO. It's his Scully.
Both?
Look at Drake Insta?
Oh my god, he post fucking Marlin.
Oh my fucking god.
Episode 4 May 14th. Oh my god. He posted Damien near the same time as Marlin. What does this mean bro? What does this mean?
Episode 4? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
When I call Ice H2 Anthony on first wing, I've seen on these already three.
Oh my god, M3?
No.
No.
No.
No.
What?
No, there's no way.
There's no way, right?
I had to call him.
He's over your night, it's over, it's over, I'm aired, he was right, he was right right
Nah, that uh...
Who would the subscribe now?
What does this mean central C central C central C central C central C central C central C
Central Sea? Is that more or less? What's more?
One? What does this mean? Somebody decode this!
Somebody decode it!
What did I miss?
Oh
Coming soon
Iceman episode for me from one week. Oh
My god, mom is in a fucking Drake music video
See on God bro
My gosh crazy
explain here I've never beat a bitch mom and dad milk I never put my hands on the
ever, ever, unless she says I'm a bad boy.
I
Yeah, oh hey Marlin
Hey, I'm currently live streaming right now. Yo, dude. Are you gonna come to the house today or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna come in after my shoe. I'm gonna show right now. Oh my fucking god. No, no way
No way no way no way no way no no no no no no
Hello
My back we back
Are you gonna come into the house today or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna come in after my shoe.
I'm not sure right now.
Oh, what are you shooting for?
Oh, Iceman?
What?
Huh?
You're shooting for...
Huh?
Oh, Iceman?
What?
Huh?
You're shooting for Drake?
Oh, Iceman?
Huh?
Oh, Iceman?
What?
Huh?
You're shooting for Drake?
I
Want to see if I could use your body for the thumbnail, so if you come shirtless that'd be much appreciate it
Bardening yes, and like
No, no fucking no
Yeah
They didn't feel
What?
Yo
Oh my god
Is this real?
He's drooling?
Bro!
Save sweater guide!
He got a verse?
Yo, we dare, bro. We dare. We dare the 15th. We dare, bro.
We dare.
Oh my God. Wow.
Drake reposted? Same guy. No, no, no, no.
He doesn't have a repost button.
He doesn't have a repost button.
I need to confirm. I need to confirm this shit.
Drake reposted it. No, you didn't know you didn't know you didn't where where where
Just the video
Am I am I getting am I getting
Baited right now. I'm not gonna bait it right now. Is Marlon doing free promo or is he is he actually in the
on Twitter
Wait, what's his Twitter?
He didn't?
Okay, all right back to shopping girl fuck yeah
So I can't show love to the homie anymore, bro, cuz that would that would be cool as fuck that would be cool as fuck
I already have this for my room, man
I
Already have this from my room
Just wait so I sure don't okay
Yeah, but you're like you're like you're like that's God missed the fucking flight to get on a
Okay, I gotta check this shit. I'll check it after bro. Let's let's focus on blonde. Wait, this is fire
This is fire. Wait, this is fire. This is ultimate larp right here. I mean, I'm not a larp. I love I love this album
But like this is this is crazy. This is good
Uh gesture costumes
I mean
Why I just see a beat in the Meese Flight was that name five song nights
I don't know fucking title of songs around I know the songs that I know the songs
Songs bro
Wife Ferrari, yes, a tornado flew around my room, that one, um, Tyler, wait, wait, what?
You talking about, I said Frank, chill.
Alright, wrong album.
Oh my god.
Y'all are obsessed with this word, bro.
I'm not getting a 62 inch yesterday
Story-creepost
Any fucking baited
I'm just a dumb idiot fat-headed bitch love sack beanbag what is a love sack wait
I can customize it what should I put on the what should I put on a picture next
Let's cover.
Wait, custom?
Hold on there, man.
Those are good?
Ooh, whoa, key NMS.
Can I put that on there?
Can I put it?
Don't keep that be fire.
1.6K?
NMS lovesack?
Okay, bet, bet, bet, bet.
Mean yeah, it's comfy bro. It's like it's like Ron's cloud couch like that. She's like $8,000
Batman showgun a madder daddy shirt
Loki tough might get that might might get that
Fun shack men's
I'm not getting any fucking alien decoration in my room.
Manchester United 2008 Champions League signed shirt.
Hold on, chat.
Is this reputable?
Chat.
Yes or no?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Jack yes, or no
I'm not to get this man
This is kind of fire you do not deserve that
What do you mean? It's five. It's two thousand pounds whoever buys it buys it
This is actual LARP. No, no, no
Bro Wayne Rooney was a store of this team. No
Bro, Christian Ronaldo!
I'll probably buy that, yeah.
You just like, what is this fucking tiger with that?
Like, what is this?
I'm not buying this.
Why are you sending me bullshit?
I'm not buying a fucking jester's custom repainting studio figurines wait this is
Wait, what is this, water now?
Ooh.
Maybe, I'll keep that.
Takashi Murakami flour pillow, basic.
I don't want it.
Grammophone was...
This guy sent me a tank.
And now, how would I buy this?
Where would this go in my room?
Like you just link in bullshit
four foot
$137,000 for this cause who's buying this?
Magus sponge here wait this is wait I kind of want to buy this
This is the waste of money chat be honest wait. This is cool. This is actually cool
Wait, this is fire way. I want this. I want this. I want this. I do want this
This is cool
This is pretty cool. I think my about I think I'll get this
Okay, I'll get this I Carly ass room. I like this. It's cool root floor with this rule my floor
No figuring I like this stature that ass what the fuck is this
listener. eBay link. Valorant karambit. This is actually kind of cool. Do I get this
I'm not really a ballerin player like that, Sanyan.
Are you tuning into this collab tomorrow?
Ladies strips for around the Jersey
No, I don't need a lady eyes was this
Texas Arlington Maverick, but this is not even the Arlington Mavericks decor that's not even a team
Way
Wait, that's kind of fire way
I
Kind of like this except I wouldn't put this on my desk
We got zero items in the car job. I think I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy this
So far. I'm gonna not buy this. I'm gonna buy this
I'm gonna buy this
I'm gonna buy the love sack. I'm not gonna buy this gonna buy this not gonna buy this
Not buying this shit not buying this not buying that
Dance pool not buying that not buying that not buying I go not buying that
Get the tank I'm not getting a tank you need this five more links
What the fuck is this
It's sold out real two thousand six hundred dollars
Attack on Titan
bro it was not available oversized gesture statue this is renting no this
is rents holy fucking shit this is insane
Nah, nah, 8,000 is crazy. That's the whole that's the whole fucking budget. Nah, I can't do it. Can't do it. Can't do it
Should I get this free stand punching bag, what are we thinking? What do I get? Did I get this?
Item cannot be dispatched to your selected delivery location
Already got Bob, but Bob is like no one's touching Bob. I need some boxing shit in my room low key
no toys you have Bob but Bob is not
punchable come on come on what the you
can't oh replica one more I need one
more good item buy this please wait
Wait what?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
This is re-
$800 yo who's buying this shit baby.
Son, who the fuck is buying this shit?
Slow dash it?
No I gave it to someone.
Yo.
fuck is buying this shit slow that shit no I gave it to someone yeah that's crazy
man this is dead that's my this is my actually me this is actually me
who is this who's who's selling these bro
wow my cousin doesn't really want to sell it but she would for a rack since
She is broke was worn by face clan Lacey. It's a double XL or XL
Jerseys were tossed out to the crowd at Ludwig streamer games 2025. It is signed by Jason and we in a secure
This is a unique piece one of a
Army
Very reputable settler Wow Wow
Wow double XL son
I'm not buying that but
Brother
One more I need one stop being such a retard
Do we get one more good item, please I'm
Please
Let's go all the way down
Um, wait, holy shit, no wait, this is far, oh my god, this is far, oh my god, this is,
I will get this, I will get this, I'll tell you how big it is, oh my god, this is the
last one this is the last one this is it right here wow 1.1k roll man with
toys as you can see in my room that helmet I probably get rid of that yellow
helmet the yellow helmet right here put it right there and it means in the
middle two every year your toys in front of it one left no no no don't buy
Don't buy it. Don't buy one left. Okay. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get this
This new boxing shit tough tough
All right matter daddy shirt love sack gun off Amazon add this to my car
Love sack matter daddy ever and Yeager signed
United shirt
Already gone say you swear to God
No fucking way
One available
Man United shirt spin a chair spinning chair well that stuff this is fire
Spinning chair to stim on when I'm bored. Maybe I'm about to fall asleep, bro
Stim for a little bit get a little bit of energy go on for an extra three three more hours
Boom an I love Marlin shirt
Nah, nah that love right purple reaver not buying that shit
Plainth desk rug not buying that not buying this just their statue rental can't buy that
Ludwig
Streamer game sign team Jason Jersey FaZe clan Jason. We um
This has seven lights on it 11 viewed this shit might actually sell
Frame that I already have one of those wait, this is fire too, bro
Okay, so this is fake as fuck so this is fake
room. Boom. Boom. It's got to link me to couch. Oh. Oh. Yeah. No, I gotta get this couch.
I do gotta get this couch because this couch clears this one. So I think I'll buy this couch
right here. I bought a Sunday's couch before. Sunday's couch is very comfy, very, very, very nice.
Literally the same couch. Okay, but you can actually sit like this couch right here.
You can't sit on bro. It's it's fucking hard like hard on my ass. Okay, we're done.
Oh, shit. That's fire. Twitch has officially added a global badge for platform matches
are coming crash the party streams. What's he about to do? He's about to crash a party?
What is the rollout?
I will never let go, bro.
I will never let go.
Let me bookmark all of this shit before I delete it.
Bookmark, bookmark, bookmark.
Matter Day shirt, probably not gonna buy that, bookmark.
Hello, refresh.
All right.
here we go here we go now ybg sleeping but did he genuinely just fall asleep
he did it and I'm not gonna lie yo like Jason said I wasn't a lot of the
I was at the birthday party
and I looked at him and I was like
I said I was at the house
so yeah
he said we were not allowed
to go
to go
to go
to go
to go
to go
to go
to go
go
I can tell you I can actually tell you don't what why do you want to know why is Malik sleeping too
oh I don't sleep so yeah we allowed a much to know this shit okay so so why
but basically his uber driver was a Latin it was gated community so he had to
order a new one and then he misses flight and the rest is history yeah yeah
Is he passing on a new flight?
Is he going on a new flight?
I don't got any money or...
Yeah I mean you could buy him a flight
He said buy him that flight
Who has 5k subs?
Ok but that's not good for that
I mean bro, those 400 gifted that got him a 5k were from an anonymous
So I'm pretty sure he bought those himself
Yeah, don't know if they're gonna afford a flight
No fucking way, there's no way man
I mean don't tell him I said that but yeah I'm pretty sure.
So can you wake him up real quick?
Why is he sleeping?
He's like fucking...
He just went to bed.
He's been up for 24 hours.
I see what you're talking about.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, dork in the car, bro.
Oh.
Meet up real quick.
Meet up real quick.
Who's that?
Killer.
What the fuck are you, right?
You know I'm talking to you.
Are you a...
Hey Luca, are you coming too?
Oh shit.
Um, nah, I'm not going to be able to pull him this time but next time
bro I'll see you I'll see you bro
I'm gonna send killer in my place though so sorry oh yeah
killer killer killer how old are you I just turned 20 21 plus bro sorry man
if you see was 18 plus yeah yeah but next year actually probably won't be a
I'll be 23. I don't I don't want to do that.
Hey, but Jason, you invited him to my 18th birthday party, so let me know.
I don't want to go.
Okay.
You just join me.
Yes.
Are we playing or not, bro?
You make a point to that guy.
All right, bro.
Wait, so, Jay, we're going to your birthday party or no?
How old are you?
Oh, shit.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
Yeah, I'll be 21.
Bro, come on, bro.
Let me slide.
I just said that.
but can I slide I just said it's 21 plus
yo bro just let him pull out bro we heard
why you gave me a party bro
why you gave me a party bro what's up with
you let us know we've known each other
for three years plus you know Jason I
fucking made me I'm on your tournament
bro oh come on I fucking made you
can I get to the point of it now I'm just a
fucking piece of crap and you what
what who what what are you talking
about bro like i'm just a crumbly chat now jesson jesson you promised me vowed in
that scheme kick me out when we were gonna play with both of you now i can't
even go to your party when i say next game that means
Fucking never
I'm 21 bro
Okay, that's my plus one, bro. You was promising to bring us out like Jason
You remember when Ray give you that streaming idea you remember that sure now you remember what you drove a life called two years ago
Give you a sure my dad you did that shit. Which which one doesn't it was the gas what your partner is and it was when you
That's it from Ray bro. Come on. Let us go. Yeah, he doesn't remember
Yo, yo, yo, it's good, Cara.
Yeah, why didn't you join earlier?
We were just chilling.
Yeah, I just had to join, but now.
Hey, let's get it.
Let's get in here.
Hey, why don't you turn the camera on?
Let's turn it on camera.
Respect, guys.
Ray, you too.
Ray, you too.
Come on.
Bro.
Nah, this is a legendary call, bro.
Jason, bro, this has been like the whole time.
Yeah, I'm going to come back.
I'm going to come back, bro.
Woo-hoo!
We're going to call it Kings Ray.
Kings Killer Ray.
Ray Lucas.
Lucas, yeah.
I'm right here.
Come on, bro.
Random kids.
Wait, random kids.
I'm that kid.
I'm that kid.
We heard that song, though.
Yeah, me and my BG made a song, y'all.
Just go to the Sound Club.
Wait, wait.
Can you wake up YBG?
I'll call him, I'll call him, but he might not wake up if Kiggs calls him, so you might
have to call him.
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, you should call him.
And ask, wait, why?
I thought you were boys.
No, I mean, yeah.
I mean, we're like boyfriends, but it's like, yeah, I like boyfriend-boyfriends.
Yeah, I like boyfriend-boyfriends, so like, 40 years old.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I mean, but if I called him, he would probably get up.
But not because of that.
awesome
yeah
I'm swelling
I bet
oh I hear it
oh yeah it's right there you can hear it ringing yeah
I don't
like how is it
yo
you're gonna say when you're live
yeah wait what
come to discord bro
what is
discord bro
huh what the fuck
wait up
that's my face man
so you're not gonna make it to my birthday for real?
no i won't make it to your birthday for more or another bro
that ass you can't make it?
no i'll find a way bro
I
Was any matter you oh
You're right. What are you thinking there? Why the fuck do you take it? I was weird, bro
Well me a bro, I don't see you there man. We'll see you see
Oh
Where's your birthday party? Yeah, right?
Oh
I am on 21
What's your excuse for Ray Ray?
I'll be my plus one down. Can I be a plus one or no?
Alright, but what about me? What about me?
Yo, she said to us!
Wait, Jason, can I ask you about something?
Alright, I want to make the bummy, but you took my mod and then you said I'll give you a V.
You never gave it to me. It's been a year and a half
Well, I mean that's cuz he doesn't you know, yeah, it's okay. No, no, okay, we can move on we can move on
Yo, I got a piece I got a piece to someone just like
I
Swear to God
He's gonna have to find me out though, bro, so you're gonna
you
I
Missed like you know, bro, you know
Welcome back. I'll come back there. Yeah
Yes, you're proud and check you are bro
Before you leave before I didn't get to tell you this last time bro, so I was trying to figure out the stream
Yo Jason bro. Happy birthday, bro. I love you, bro
Hey, I don't have to tell you I knock on the go there, but yeah, I'll see you
I see you at the party happy birthday party party
Jason, what's up dude?
First and first, I want to say congratulations on the new airman, to you and the others.
Fucking W, bro.
And I'm proud to see it, for real, from my heart.
And another thing I want to mention is, all of the big chat haters in the community and
from Twitch and everywhere else, can you all shut the fuck up, please?
Because it's honestly pathetic now because y'all are just trying to make them fall off
And I hate to say this, but y'all are actually doing this shit on purpose
And I don't want you to fall off seeing what the other members and any streamer in fact
Because I'm seeing humans fall off because of their chest community. And let me just be clear on this
Those of you who do this shit do not have a heart
But a lot of people in this is that inspirational music you might is that what I'm hearing right now
To you who do this shit do not have a heart
But a lot of people in this community
Do and those of you who do have a kind heart and kind soul that actually supports Jason
fucking W's beef up
Dude, it's a good fucking kid right here and I know what mention is I don't care how much hater
bullshit comments or reposts or clips I get about this post because I'm doing
this because I'm actually giving a heartfelt message to Jason dude epic
I'm like a lot of people and I doubt hardly anyone has done this video or
anything like this and I just want to say Jason you're a good friend to me you
may not know me that well but I consider you and every stream I met
except crack baby my friend and it's just a dumpy bro and just be true to
yourself man don't let the hairs get you and always always follow your heart
and never give up on your family and friends and if you're a for-discovery
club my user is ghost R-I-D-E-R-5-5-2-2 all over the space is all if you're
for this for VC club it's up to you though one is your W Jason and go up on
stream and for the new airman epic
holy fucking W bro holy W bro let me know if y'all want that collab let me
add them then if you're for this for VC club it's up to you though one is
Where W Jason and if you're up for discord VC club my user is ghost
RID er 5 5 2 2 all over case no spaces
If you're 5 5 2 2 all over case no spaces
If you're for discord VC club, it's up to you that one is
Unfortunately, but I
brain out of fucking friends
What is this, bro? I just checked my DMs.
Hi JC, my uni society is hosting a dating show event called Riz Royale.
I was wondering if you'd make a short cameo for us saying come to Riz Royale so we can be as Rizzy as you.
These are some of the videos I've gone from creators.
Pull up to Riz Royale where you can RIZ all over anyone you want.
Yo come Riz Royale man she gonna be crazy.
Hey guys it's Peter here.
I can't wait to see all of you at Riz Royale.
Why is it only Asian guys?
come to Riz Royale come to Riz Royale but unfortunately I need a free up a
friend slot for a ghost brighter 5 5 2 2
I
Think we're all just came home bro. Let me say hi. Yo John who love brown
That's all you're known for
It's just not true
I
Back to the main thing that happened this past week. So obviously I've
Admittedly I it's nothing. I never want to admit this, but I it really affected me over the years like all the hate
All of the you know, like oh, you're too old for this you you suck
You know start a family. It actually did get to me admittedly. That's
So sad, yeah, it fucked me up even though I don't want it to it it has
because it's very thinking like you're right what am I doing and it's like oh
man like this is like my career like I'm having this yeah I like this and so I
realized especially in the past few years because I'm 34 now I've tried to
avoid situations where age might become the topic and so for example I was
I was supposed to do a collab with your rage
and it was supposed to be an IRL stream just one-on-one
but I ended up, I asked, I was like,
hey, can we do like a gaming thing with a group?
Do it in a group.
And so we were, we did Mario Party with extra Emily
and Leslie and it was really fun.
It was awesome.
It was fun.
I was also supposed to go to the Philippines with Jason.
Yo, check, come on, y'all, come on, bro.
It's in the ween and it was like a one-on-one thing
and I realized I was like, man,
I just like don't want an IRL stream.
like I actually just want to stay home and be comfortable.
So I ended up canceling that.
And also the scheduling didn't work out anyways,
but, and then there's this beautiful 19 year old,
just incredible creator.
She can sing gorgeous.
Her name is Yana.
And we've been talking for a while about collabing.
I didn't want to do an IRL stream,
but I also wanted to like plan something
that'd be appropriate.
And the way I worded it on stream,
it came off as if I didn't want to collab with her
because she was 19, which is just simply not true.
We were planning things.
I think that she's so talented.
I want to be someone that younger streamers can look up to
and that I can help raise up.
Oh God, I wish that I'm just a poorly spoken person.
Okay, that's a lot of fucking trauma.
And I feel like I'm also too open for my own good,
honestly, but yeah.
But at the end of the day-
Ray, you just got to stand on it.
You just got to stand on it.
Ah, that is weird.
They, I realized, I think I've been putting it off so long
because I don't want to admit that I had a problem.
Like, I didn't want to leave Twitter
because I didn't want them to push me off,
you know what I mean?
Which is really stupid at the end of the day
because like it really is just a small bubble.
It is.
What's up, bro?
Are you busy right now?
Nope!
Absolutely fucking nothing!
I was wondering if you had any bone meal.
Down, bro.
What are we doing?
I was wondering if you had any bone meal.
Bone meal?
Yes.
Nah.
I'm about to start carving for all the stuff.
I bet, yeah.
Let's go.
What was the thing you said you had?
Well, it's the challenge we're going to do at Agri-Folken.
I'm not trying to get us.
Hey, what the fuck is this?
We're the workers of the house, so it's nice of you to get us a little snack.
Wait, what's in there?
That's mine.
Ooh, you got it?
I'll be the builder.
That's good.
Whoa, it's better than ass.
Yeah, what?
Really, it's usually your ass.
Bro, you tell your viewers how I went to boxing this morning?
I did.
No water, no nothing. Tell them. Oh god, I didn't you did you did you did but you don't have to do no water
You saw my lines doing ice man. Yeah, yeah
Oh
Yeah.
It's far.
Huh?
What?
Hey.
Are you going tomorrow or?
Yeah.
Every day.
I'm a little afraid of that.
I don't know if you're kidding.
No, but I'm good at it.
Are you going to go to the depot pills?
No, I don't want your depot pills.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
But I want to start gardening so if you hear any loud things just ignore it.
Or if you see like sexy workers just chill them.
It was Moon Debbie.
I don't know, just sexy workers.
drink water bro listen you don't have to do the damn
I don't know
why is there a shirt saying semi-league or B-songs or about you
it's a train of thought
are you thinking of
not really it is PO
yeah
let's go
what are we farming today
what are we farming today
today. Uh, you.
That's not nice. Sorry. Dude, our car looks so nice. Our car looks so nice in this room.
I didn't get you any equipment. Actually, I have a real pyro over here. Holy shit.
Yeah, you like the purple on our car here you go look the monkey got sore oh
Shit, it's a D. It's a D. Gloved monkey
What do you mean by that?
Don't do that. What do you mean by that bro?
Like that's a little bit of a love emote. No because he's doing the fucking cover in the mouth
You're so it gets to you. Oh
Oh, what's up?
Don't do that.
Like at some point the R&B songs are gonna become about you.
Cause it says it on my shirt.
Yeah, go put the monkey down somewhere.
Wait a minute, where do you want this?
So you have an important role today.
You're gonna flip the water.
So I'm gonna need you to take this.
I'm the monkey though.
Yeah, you gotta put the monkey.
I mean, where should we put our friends?
Oh, maybe put like,
Oh, you know how the scarecrows work?
Like it's, yeah, we could put it to scared
maybe to kids away.
No, you're supposed to scare the hawk to us in the bunnies.
Why the fuck is there a stow here?
Is there a snake in here?
What are you snaking in?
Imagine raps since he jumps out.
Wait, wait, wait, where are we going to plant?
Right here?
Where do I put this punch?
Put him down.
Put this down there, yeah.
Put him down.
Put the monkey down.
Good monkey.
He's actually telling you.
Good monkey.
Wait, he's taking a cute tag off.
You need to tag him home.
Are you going to do this or not?
Well, you don't want the hawk to think it's fake.
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh no, I'm mucking!
Bro, come on, I spent money on that!
Alright there, now do me a favor, go fill this up as much as you can.
And then?
Come back after, okay?
Go have fun.
Come on, let's go work.
Come on, where's the sexy workers?
You can talk about it.
Is that season 60?
Yeah, it's the biggest guy here.
You see the water?
You look so...
You like Rico?
Mio.
Mio.
What's up, bro?
Mio.
Bus ball!
It's time to work.
It's time to work.
What?
What?
That?
It says time to work.
Alright, I'll get the water.
Get the water.
Meal.
How do I do this?
Turn the hose? There we go, boys.
Oh, fuck yeah. That's clear water right there.
A little opaque, but it's all good.
Why is it opaque?
It's creamy.
It's like creamy water.
Our hose is leaking.
Is that normal?
Uh, yeah.
Sunscreen?
Yeah.
Now I got sunscreen.
I think it's just loose.
Yo, it is like my cums.
Like, oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
God, I'm a loser, dude.
Alright, that's enough, bro.
Yeah, that should be good.
I was just trying to water the whole damn fucking backyard.
I don't even know if that should be a drain or something.
I can't, it's heavy.
Me, ho!
Me, ho!
Oh, fuck.
I'm working right now you need a fuck around or of what what this is going in and out of the accent
Let's go!
Where do I water?
What do I do now, boss?
Okay, choose the fucker!
What's wrong with you?
You're gonna put that down?
Can you get the other one?
Which one?
The dirt pile.
Where?
Right in there.
Come on, bro.
Do you have an extra hat for me?
Sure, it's off.
Shirts off. What come on. No shirt off. I don't
Sure, it's all they say she's sure it off
All right, John you gotta take your shirt off
If you were to take a shirt off take my shirt off
The place of me hold music that crazy to say
Holy happy trail. Oh, I know it's hairy. Yeah
I
Take it I take it
Pictures bro, you have to take the pictures sure to this
Are you a wet you're gonna fucking come out here?
sir, I've been in what
Take your time!
Yeah!
Sexy!
Hold on now!
Holy fuck, they're hot.
Let's just go in and edit right, DJ.
Oh, we did only get one card.
We only got one card gloves though.
Let me get like one good like...
You guys like together.
Maybe someone hold me.
You gotta hold that.
So like your muscles can't start.
Oh this is tough.
Get close together like you guys are like...
Sunbear roll.
Okay, let me get a mob.
3, 2,
3, 2, 1, nice bro.
Alright, now what?
First things first.
Grab the can.
Do we dig the dirt first, and then for new dirt?
Why is the water thick?
Put the martyre supreme on it.
Okay, so you put the martyre supreme on top of this?
I mean, that's good.
Very nice.
Water the soil?
That's so good, man.
man you're doing great. It's clay though. Yeah so okay so it's really hard. I got my Dior's on though.
My Dior's gonna get messy. Okay so there's a water pipe right here.
There's a pipe right here. How do you know? Did I see it? What? It's right here.
Should I be scared? No pipes right? I wonder if you step on a shovel if it goes up like in
in the cartoons.
Okay, we're working, this is good, we're almost done.
Yep, thank you very much.
Alright.
Wait, wait, wait, what are you, what are we achieving with this?
Are you here to fucking hate both of you?
No, no, give me instructions.
I was just gonna say, like, at least congregate the pile of dirt that you're making.
Okay, so, if I'm not mistaken, we gotta build a new dirt pile with that dirt.
And then we take that fertilizer put it on and they put the plants in it
They make it mush for you make it easier make everything water. Yeah water the whole
It's mud now. It's muddy
Well, let's bring silk. Yeah, cuz hey muddy come help us
You know that's a from New York. Yeah, you know your mud. Yo, you remember what Kai said? Yo, you good mud
Wait, but now it's muddy but it's easier
Maybe exert more force, because inertia.
The more force, yeah, there we go.
Maybe do it in the mud part, in the muddy part.
Oh, shit.
What?
It's on me! Did it get on me?
It's dirt?
Vote off!
There's nothing on me.
I can't dirt on that. I don't want to do this anymore.
What do you...
I need the water.
Okay. Open that up.
Give me a knife.
You have a knife?
No, I don't need a knife.
This one?
This one?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's literally paper, bro.
OK, and then put it in that hole?
No, you're going to make a whole pile.
And I'm going to shovel up this.
Don't worry.
Wait, is that right?
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
Right?
I mean, boss, bro, he got the hat on.
What did the guy say?
What did the guy say at the store?
What's the guy saying?
Why isn't this true?
Come on.
Take the dirt.
The dirt.
Put it in the hole here.
I'm not even putting it where you dug though.
Wait, where do I go?
Maybe where you dug.
I'm going to open it.
I'm going to open it.
Oh, there we go.
Where?
Make a big circle.
Who hired these guys?
Yeah, we're trying to put all this down.
Make it a little bigger.
What?
Going circles going in certain
We're gonna bring the whole plot like you know how mine can there we go. Don't worry about
All right, that's good
Hey, hey all of it we're gonna build a whole pile. Yo, do you want this or not come on opening it?
This kids are screaming at us
holy shit someone's just fucking
sub-bear row
the oars untouched
I'm hiding a dead body what that joke to make at the bad time especially with you
know who you know and stuff it's fun it's not smart to have a joke but do we
do another dirt pile? We can work with what we got for now. I don't really know.
What is the job saying? Do you know? More dirt or no? No, they're laughing at
Lacey's joke. Oh, what was your joke? I was just explaining it. So should we do
more dirt? Dirt and then fur? Just go do dirt than fur. Dirt than fur than plants.
Dirt, fur, plant. Dirt, plant, monkey? Yeah, dirt, fur, plant, monkey, yeah.
I thought you were the boss. I think I'm getting sunburned we got sunscreen
Get a nice tango
They say a dig a hole
They go hold for the plants
Yeah, in the dirt.
That we just did?
Yeah, in the dirt, put it, and then we'll get it out the pot.
Wait, wait.
Is that regal?
Regal!
Look at him, brother.
Wait, Ted.
In the fucking ground?
Yeah.
Oh, we put, we take a hole and then we put that in the ground?
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
The plant.
Like, with the shade you were digging, you should have put that in there, I think.
They're saying it has to go deep.
So you gotta do
Step on it. Yeah, I got you
Yo, you have any sunscreen inside
You motherfucker, I was just so long of you
Now you're banned. I'm not doing this no more. I don't want to do this anymore
This is pincer boo, bro, any sunscreen in the house
bro you're supposed to dig a hole in the soil so we can put the plant in it and then cover it with the soil
Is he spitting?
I thought he was gonna dig into the dirt and then put the soil shit in me.
That's what I thought.
Big, then put the fertilizer in.
They're saying no, he's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
New hole.
Dig a hole, put the soil in.
Go see if he has any extra shovel.
Son, bro.
It's an emo.
It's an emo, bro.
Can y'all not?
It is an emo, I've seen Sanberro.
Excuse me sir.
How are you doing today?
Good, just wondering if you had an extra shovel by chance?
Oh, you're just checking on the pool. How's the pool looking?
You think we can swim in it?
Saturday? No, but my birthday's on the 8th.
I died.
Thank you, sir
Those women right now with as the chemical since Betty higher so I need to lay 24 hours
Okay, okay, so you're gonna check tomorrow and Friday night. Maybe good
If I step on this well, I guess
You know what I'm gonna make you quicker?
We grab that fucking machine right there.
No.
No.
Don't wanna ruin the fucking pavement.
Guys.
So there's no shovel.
I'm gonna have to give my moral support to you.
You gotta put more effort in.
Jason, bro.
What?
Okay, so that's as much as you could grab with your hand.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yo, he's...
I'm telling you, you might as well just use your hand if you're gonna grab that fucking butt.
You try to like...
I do, you try.
I've never done this before.
So how you gonna tell me?
I don't know how to do this.
It's just really like...
What if I'm trying to tell you the chat doesn't understand?
This isn't like grass.
Yeah, it's like, I'm pretty sure it's like hard-ass player.
Wait, that is stone, man.
So I'm trying to tell you!
What is that?
It's...
Yeah, chop it up.
This is clay. This is hard clay.
This thing is really hard clay.
It's been sending the sound infinitely weird.
Holy...
Okay.
It's just the roofs.
Hang on, we're gonna get a little dirty out here.
Oh yeah, you're a fucking man.
Come on.
Be a fucking man.
Yep, be a fucking man.
Come on.
Come on.
Be a fucking man.
What do you hate in this one, huh?
Face all your...
How mad are you right now, huh?
Get fucking mad then.
Get fucking mad then.
Come on.
Motherfucker.
Come on.
There you go.
Good teamwork.
Wait until we grab the water.
It's okay to get a little messy.
Come on.
Put your run out of...
me out of here. How big is this hole? Don't worry. We're gonna put the thing in it. If
you keep digging it'll be out of your mind. I think we're at bedrock. We're about to
reach the core. Alright keep digging. I'm gonna go fill this up. I think I got a deep
enough hole. Son. How deep should the hole be? Thinking like, like, like six.
Right? One more like a seven. I think it's enough. That's more to six. That's like that's six. That's six
6-7 inches?
Like, like around?
Like, but like deep.
2 foot wide, 6 inches deep.
2 foot wide?
I mean, there is a lot to keep
in the upper one.
That's like 3 or 4.
That's a lot.
What the fuck?
The size of the planet.
It's actually like a 10.
Because you can't really plant it.
MATTER!
But don't you want the fertilizer under the plant?
The monkey's like a totem watching over my evil spirits.
He's the monkey?
Wait, is one of those monkeys that's just like, an emoji?
I don't know.
It might be the emoji.
I think I got the hole.
Okay, yeah, that would plant like one thing, probably.
How many things are we trying to plant?
A couple?
Why are you throwing it over? Why are we complaining about me throwing dirt over the fucking fence?
Throwing dirt on dirt? Come on, don't do that.
It wasn't stone, it was dead-ass dirt.
Yeah, I think it's just clay.
It's just hard dirt.
Like, I mean, I don't know how it is over here, bro.
It's like, you know, all the indigenous people of California
I mean, they don't play at home, because there's a lot of clay here.
Oh.
Oh.
So that's why he's here.
You know his fucking history lesson?
That's why he's here.
That's why he's here.
He's a lot of clay at home.
Oh, here's a wardrobe.
He's about to fucking tell us something.
Hey!
Oh, we're working.
I like this.
All right, now move some of...
You guys sure?
We're going to take care.
We can't do anything.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
I fucked up.
All right.
I need some water.
I still have some.
I'm going to cool out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What are you watering right now I'm trying to make it like more easy, but isn't that deeper role?
What's that not a deep enough hole?
Connected connected maybe right with the dirt in there right let me do that. I'll let you take a break
I think I think this is where you put the plant in there. Oh, wait wait put the plan there first
No, no, no.
I don't know.
I also don't know what the fertilizer does.
The fertilizer makes it gross, like bone meal.
I think.
Is it Chatsen?
Chatsen is a W worker.
Oh, God?
Not on God.
Can you see what they're saying if we're doing this right?
They say put the plant in first, then you put the fertilizer in.
It's fine, I can put my hands.
I'll dig a little.
I mean, plant then soil.
Frawn fat.
It's not nice.
Not nice.
I think we need to make it a little indented.
What's the plan?
Yeah.
Alright, which plant should we start with?
Blue.
What's your favorite?
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
There you go man. That's gonna grow into a big jalapeno tree.
Now you gotta dig six more holes.
Right, you put a couple of them out and we'll help each other.
Start digging a little more, we can put another plant.
You should dig here.
Yeah, this should be decently separated so like, you know.
You know jalapenos are peppers, they're small.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can see the progress.
Yeah, I'll be there.
I got it.
What?
How you doing these?
You got to get that out there.
There you go.
De-rooted the weed.
Hell, bro, I'm trying to put this down.
Oh, yeah, they can sit up.
Yo, take your shirt off if you're going to be working.
That's enough.
There you go.
You're actually going to take a shirt off?
No
This is fucking this is this is
Yeah, I'll go there. I'll pin you oh my and when the next secret or mile comes around
Exactly
They'll be ready to wait. How long does it take? Okay?
So the only problem is I'm a little worried about if there's buddies are on here bunnies and hawks
Bro, they're looking to be fucking having diarrhea feet
But it still will.
They'll literally die.
What the fuck?
I'm out of tanning all my shit.
Fucking backpack?
That's the thing you tan up in tanning.
Oh, this is working perfectly.
Hopefully none of these weeds grow in the wind.
Ay!
Dude, please.
You're such a fucking...
Hey! Hey! Look! Dude, that's the jalapeno circle.
Hold on, hold on.
Apply fertilizer so it can grow.
Where's the little marker thing?
Yeah, it's on the other side of the blue thing.
Put it like in your hand.
All right, in the middle.
There we go, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. This is kind of fun.
It's all in a day's work.
We need the fertilizer now.
I'm gonna get the fertilizer. Keep digging holes.
Come on Jay, you're the strong one.
How big is this hole?
Oh.
Son!
Okay, enough, enough.
Hey!
I'm gonna put it on top of it.
I would have seen it.
I'm supposed to look at the sucky.
Oh it smells like fucking shit.
I'm gonna massage it in.
That's exactly what the sound was.
You got a plant?
Yeah, I was going to say plants can't hear you.
They have to naturally.
You're going to grow up so pretty.
You're going to look so good.
You're such a good girl.
Stop, stop.
Fingering.
You're premature.
Very young.
Yeah, this is a very young plant.
How old?
Oh, I'd say about an hour.
That ass?
Yeah.
I thought it comes as a seed.
Wow.
That's nice. You're a beautiful plant. Is this good?
Well another hole plants can dead ass hear you by the way. Yeah, so you really got to talk to respect
Oh, we should be fine
Maybe like, yeah.
Bro, y'all are overthinking it.
Oh, okay, that's true.
We're gonna have bone meal tomorrow.
It's night time soon.
Super powers!
Good, good. This is where the muscle comes from.
Good.
Good, I like this jam. I can't.
Okay, while you do that, I'm gonna go examine the other parts of here.
Mmm, look at that.
I think this is good, bro.
Quite the other one.
You know what to do.
I got it, bro.
I'm tired.
Fuck this shit.
Oh! I got it!
Where's the other plant? What plant is this?
Um, okay. Black cherry tomato.
Yep. Tomatoes in the backyard?
Or would you rather do these?
What are these?
These are sugar baby watermelons.
Ooh, lucky those. Let's do it.
Over at Tomatoes for sure.
I need water, water.
I got the water.
Okay, put the dirt on.
It's like a tree a little deeper though
Look it's gonna come with my fish. Oh my gosh. Just like shit. Wait, they put the fertilizer into
Nice guys dude, we're literally giving mother nature nature. This is pretty much like
This is beautiful though, but who's gonna be watering the plants every day?
I'm gonna do it.
Every day.
Yeah.
Alright.
We gotta get a camera out of here, bro.
Bro, what if we throw actual weed?
Huh?
Is that illegal?
Probably get more fraud.
Um, I fucked up.
Um, the entire plant is ripped.
I think I just killed you.
Did you just kill?
I think you're so fucked.
You just killed the water.
I don't know if the roots and shit are so big.
I don't know I killed one.
I'm like...
Oh no I...
Is that the equivalent of like a snapper in a baby's neck?
I don't know.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Just get in there, just get in there.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
Okay, as long as the roots are still connected, they can still grow into...
Oh no, I fucked up.
Oh my god.
I saved one.
Oh my god.
You try.
I have no gloves.
I'm not gonna try to do no.
I think I killed the gilk.
Yo.
I think I killed it girl
What's the trap there all right w they're saying spread it out. Yeah, they miss me in the past like five minutes
It should be a feet apart okay look put apart not tripping I think from the
watermelons okay we don't need that many warm-ups it's only for three so you
that one's gonna die well sometimes you gotta die over the leg so check that
See it over defense.
I'm just gonna let him...
Put it next to the monkey maybe?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I had a little water around there.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I had to kill him.
I felt bad.
I don't want him to see his friends grow
when he's just sitting there.
Let's just start...
Put the next one in like a rattlesnake hole.
Ha!
Oh, whoa!
We should turn vegan, bro.
To hell.
No focus or hating on me.
Trying to fucking like actually learn how to garden.
language around the plants bro what would you be doing you planted them
right next to the other weeds oh because there's weed and they do like okay so
yank all we got a yank all of them bro because they grow into the weeds and
the weeds will kill them that weeds will take control yeah that's what we had
Rabbits
No, but I think if you get like a decent enough like barrier around I think that's what we should do
Yeah
I'm gonna get hate threats for trying to make fucking plants. No, you actually yes, you probably will
No, I'm giving you the show are you done?
I'm tired.
Can you swap?
Swap.
On water.
You dig.
Right here?
Yep.
Uh-huh.
I'll do it.
I should probably get some music.
I need to play some music.
What do you got, Mom?
Depot.
What?
Home Depot.
Home I better?
You water my shit, punk?
Holy shit, at least.
What the fuck?
fuck
the fuck
Are we working hard or hardly working? What are we doing right now?
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm in a lot.
What shovel boy? Here! Put it down then!
You're a hole!
Like, I swear only I could get they funner for trying to be better.
Who was making fun of you, bro?
I don't think anyone's saying anything.
You're probably the same dude. Like, I've got a whole heap of you.
I'm a cameraman doing it now because you just want to chill.
That's a good thing to do for a plant.
For a plant?
I'm going to put more than one there bro.
You guys make it pretty nice.
There's a root that's going to go into the ice case.
They said about six inches of the three three six something like that
I think he came out here to fuck with me I literally got two holes bro
so what?
you know at the end of the day when I plant all this I'm gonna feel satisfied knowing that
I did something good today in my life I'm giving back to mother nature we've really
got to fertilize it the soil is not as green as I thought it'd be in Calabasas
Are fertilizing yeah, yeah, that's even a place
They shit in this bag is that what fertilizers made with the ingredients I think it's Jen like literal shit in here
I don't know it doesn't
Yeah, but now howl off the whole yeah
Yeah, keep doing that just keep doing that just keep spamming that and then you'll scoop it all out
This is cow shit fertilizers cow shit
No wonder I think that's deep though. No, we need fucking Marlin. I think that's deep enough
All right, let's start fertilize it a little bit water. No
I'm gonna water after
I have Jason
Oh, hand march, sir.
I'm a fucking real man.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice, guys.
That's teamwork, bro.
Now, what plan are we choosing?
Dream work.
Dream work, Sampenin.
Woo!
Karamba.
You guys need bodellas. I'm not gonna lie.
What?
Yeah.
Really?
Uh, I'm not gonna lie.
What are you thinking, bro?
I'll probably get some sunscreen.
Uh, if you're tapping out.
No, no, I'm gonna get some sunscreen.
Can you go get me some?
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
What the shit?
Wait, uh, how can you grab your shirt, though, if you're putting sunscreen on?
Usually you put something on your skin, not on your clothes.
It's kinda cold.
Are we in the same backyard?
It's a little chilly.
What about the sunscreen though?
I'm gonna get it!
Holy shit, it's so hot.
Fuck that.
Got me fucked up.
Oh, fuck.
Marlin is the Duke of CORE.
What the fuck?
There is some planet energy.
Hey, boys
Holy fucking vibe, what are we doing here?
Where's it at?
You call me
Oh my God.
I'm brother.
Hello sir.
Welcome to the courthouse.
For who?
Rico.
Rico.
Silky's here?
What the?
Silky's here?
Silky?
I'm not here to worry.
Stop trying to hide under the covers man.
covers man I'm not here for your concert I wanted to deliver your food
Ooh, is that what you want?
Oh, I think of you.
What the fuck?
It's not to thank you, bro.
What do you want?
What do you sleep like?
Bro, don't worry about where I slept, boy.
I'm the one who slept here.
Bro, did you sleep here?
Yeah.
All right, then.
Do the same thing again.
What'd you get?
Chicken and rice.
Is that garro?
Uh, it's chicken and rice, is that it?
It's like I wrote a white dog gets it with me. Oh, it's hard
Punch on some shit man. I can't just chill ask questions catch a ball with the bro
Do you really want to get hurt right now, bro?
Because you see the last video they say
I beat you
I'll say that
You're going to take top and you're going in Twitter
Oh my god
You don't get a lot out of me today unless you see you in the court. I don't know
Get what our cardio session in today
I was on the court.
Yeah, I got it.
More on trouble.
Not on your single sweat.
You broke a sweat.
Yeah, I went there on like two.
And you shouted?
Really, really calm the shit.
No ice hour, nigga.
No dill ice hour.
I would not be in this.
We all saying Jason won.
Wait, are you reading the two like comments
or are you going to keep going down?
Yeah, not a bad cell.
It's just fucking...
Suki blocked every punch laughing emoji
Now you don't want to read the comments, bro. Don't read the comments.
Jason literally won again. Jason won trophy emoji.
Suki win. Yeah, Suki lost. Jason hits for like 20% damage
Suki hits were 25% damage when he hit through hard ones, but but what are we talking about, huh?
Like I would never throw full punches at you.
You literally did.
You think I was throwing full punches at you?
So God even though you think I was going for a bunch of you.
Nah, but you were.
You were talking back, right?
I would never go for a bunch of you, gang.
So I'm trying to be a little me, I beat you right now.
I'm not trying to be little you, gang.
I'm just saying it's a way different for reason.
But then you can't take a full-fledged punch from me.
That's okay.
No, you can't.
That's okay.
I should take a body shot right now.
I bet.
Well, I'm not taking a one though,
because I'm not eating.
So if you're a volunteer to take a body shot,
that's all you.
All right, you don't work on no core day. You don't know core workouts
Sores, oh
You want to get me out of here?
You mean I'm alerted to sober. Oh shit. Sorry
What happened I don't today. Oh, what's the epitaph that you got?
I've seen it in your time, it's a super, super,
every string tomorrow.
Tomorrow, legendary, going to the dentist.
Kylie Jenner will be rejuvenating my teeth.
Not Kylie Jenner, Kylie Jenner's dentist.
So you're using Kylie Jenner's name to get clicks?
No, I hate streamers, bro.
Kylie Jenner, they're doing any,
oh, not Kylie Jenner, just her dentist, like.
I stuttered, bro.
It's like you and that speech.
Do you think I'd be saying, yo,
Kylie Jenner's a facial artist,
Tim be doing my face.
No, they don't.
Stop clicking me in for clicks.
She has you, bro.
You don't play Fortnite.
Ha ha ha ha.
Stop clicking me in for a move, bro.
That's actually all right.
Get out of bed, bro.
I'm not in bed.
Get out of bed.
I'm actually about to eat right now.
I've got to get a nice cardio session.
Go to work, bro.
Go to work.
It says no connection
You're start by just picture strongly
The shoe fits bro. Oh my god. I'm just kidding. I'm just fucked up now. No, I
Yes, I'm not laughing.
I wasn't laughing.
I was laughing at you start laughing.
I was never laughing.
Oh, smile though.
Happy anymore
Talking crazy do something about it
John will be delivered shit out of you and laser inside me
It's a camera man boxing fight night.
Yo, laser can beat everybody in his house.
Crap, not that.
Laser's literally fat.
Yo, yo, yo, fat.
Have you ever seen a real laser?
Yes, the real laser is.
Ha ha.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Aren't you the same guy who was on all fours, right?
Crossed like a frog?
I ain't saying nothing about my cell.
I'm just saying about all the stuff my camera man gave.
I'm just saying.
Just saying, oh, boy.
You could be biots?
Who?
Me?
I can whoop your ass.
What the fuck?
I thought you were getting fucking sunscreen.
Oh shit. I...on the way.
On the way.
I couldn't find any.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know, maybe one of my fucking business.
Holy fucking toy collection.
Holy shit. I didn't notice.
Dude, nice toys, bro.
You sure, bro?
I'm not a kid, it's all over, bro.
This mask is on the way.
Yeah, I'll just give it to you, so.
You coming back out or no?
Yeah, yeah, we'll be out there.
I should have known it.
What?
Fucking door.
Hey, fucking you, you unforeseen?
What the fuck are you doing?
Unforeseen.
Are you like a knee-hunter?
That's a good one, bro.
Why are you like a fucking...
I don't need to...
I don't need to...
Hardener.
What do you plan to do?
I plan to...
What I plan to do?
That's Brex don't ever don't ever sit on
Yo, do you know my you know my Instagram with the with the beer got deleted?
No way.
That's no Kevin got deleted.
I don't even know how.
No.
Instagram is gone.
It's gone.
What?
my shit is gone it's gone
I'm so mad but that's what's so iconic brah but what I'm gonna make it bro
fuck
I thought it changed the battery bro
happy face rose flower because it's the way now we're back bro we're back
I think mom got mad cuz he wasn't planting over trees or no.
Yeah, I know.
I know, bro.
But, like, it's all the shit.
Do you see these or not?
Do you like me or not?
I look you like them on you.
I have these, but, like, it's the hype I'm on there.
I had a macaroon in 2020.
That's me in there.
That's your food?
Yeah.
Did you get that ass?
You you're actually fat
You are actually fat
Where to roll my I don't even have a like a
Bro saw his come
This is what you do you're in a mirror you just twist your body like this. Oh, yeah, literally see me right now
Yeah, you weren't black tank top now you wear a white one. You see me with my shirt off. It's in the video
I don't know I'm not fat game like you can't really even still see my ass two days ago
You're fat all of a sudden you're not what away?
No, that's not how it works back. How's that? I'm black. I have to know this game. I'm sorry. I'm not like you have to work
So yeah, I guess I could go to the gym. I guess in two days you can lose 20 pounds
No, I don't know. I'll be sad if I lose 20 pounds. If I lose 20 pounds, you're gonna give a s**t of 30 pounds
Yeah, I can't yeah, you're right. I'm Mark Moe
You got it. He couldn't even, he couldn't even spew that sentence out
Yeah, yeah, you could even still don't ever
Sad I'm on
You said it was no confidence.
No confidence in your heart.
Na na na na na na na.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, like, where to?
I don't know.
I see you in a black braided, bro.
What's a black braided?
The black bars.
The black bars?
What the hell is that?
We show up, man.
Yo, I'm going to tell you right now, though, Jay,
you don't even understand, bro.
What?
If, if Niggas is saying that in the comments
when I'm 20 pounds up, I'm just thinking about it.
When I'm 20 pounds down, like,
I might be the sexiest thing on the earth.
So you don't even believe.
Yep.
Hey.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
Do you want to talk about how that had 400 fucking likes
from Malvin?
Yeah.
We posted it.
Brother, this is got 27K likes.
It's a still frame.
And the gas in brutal.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're getting fucking mobs.
How much do you want to bet?
Wait, wait.
Oh my god.
It says brutal.
It says brutal.
And then, wait, hold on.
Let's see.
Another one
He doesn't even try
Yo, he's got silky mom by the way. Oh my god, you got ratio
Yeah, don't even you don't even need to scroll through this. Oh my god. Who is this bitch?
I'm gonna block this other you know this audio brother wait. Oh, wait wait
It's a silky monster
100 now
Come on wait, I'm gonna get a buck though. I'm gonna get a buck though
This I guess you're mocking me. Just woke up
I want to like this come on come on come on
Let's get in the light
Got it right now. I'm gonna let you have it. No, we do neck up. It's over. You don't want to do neck
To do neck up
fat ass chud saying no body bro. Damn. They don't matter bro.
That mean sparring didn't duck me out. I literally punched you out. How'd I, that mean sparring? If I punched you out.
Who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who. What are you talking about? I punched you out.
What are you talking about? I punched you out.
God I'm gonna fucking break that right there.
You're gonna break your shit. Not break your shit.
I'm gonna go back to your room, hurry up, let's go, come on.
See how I'm walking this way?
Oh!
Got a backup with those right there.
This is a boomer.
Boom, boom, boom.
Okay.
Ooh!
Like I'm right there.
It's a boomer.
Boom, boom, boom.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Have you seen them?
You're not Goku, bro.
Oh my god!
Not Goku, bro.
You're going to see all the fuck, bro.
What?
That was the slowest fucking hot step?
That was a fast step.
That's really comfortable.
Have you ever seen me doing like this?
Just tell us something, come on.
Who do you think you are, bro?
Well, look back to your room, all right?
I'm going to do what I want to do.
All right.
I'm going to do what I want to do.
I see what it is.
I'm going to go outside.
All right.
Where do you go?
Nah, I don't want to do this one.
I have to go outside, man.
Oh, my god.
It's not.
The door is right there.
So you own this part of that fucking house
This way now
You're not doing shit
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Close my door.
What the fuck is this?
Good fucking boy.
Good fucking boy.
Couldn't find the sunscreen.
That's cool, bro.
Did you get the plants down?
Yeah.
This is beautiful, I just got the watermelon.
Put the cherries so that it grows properly.
And then bro, maybe the monkey in the middle, because monkey in the middle.
I will say that is a good shot.
Middle.
Put the stains up, yeah.
Great, triangle.
He's the protector.
Look, the flies are already coming to the fertilizer.
Isn't that good?
Maybe I mean it's real.
Did I do a good scan?
Did I do the good skin?
See what?
No, don't do that.
Grab the fish.
Grab the plants.
And then suddenly, all the R&B songs were about you.
I'm not happy with this.
You did a good thing today.
I'm proud of you, bro.
Seriously.
You brought life into this world.
And just how easy it is to bring life into this world
is just as easy to take it.
Imagine, I'm not like that.
Yeah, I mean the old Jason would have done it.
But, I don't know, you're corny now, so it's fair.
You know why?
Because this good deed, I know the earth was going to repay me.
Something good's going to happen to me today.
I know for a fact something good will happen.
What?
What? Nature does its thing.
Okay.
Well, what should I do?
Watch where you're going, bro.
I'll walk that way now look at me. Oh
Let's close bear close
Careful we back tomorrow to water this W episode of watering our plants chap episode one
Sure
Sure boys
Sure me
Dude, I call yours and you can't catch mine you fucking dick
Fuck man, I wish I had a shirt lays wrong shirt
Fucking blintzy aga mason margillus supreme archive
And then suddenly, all the R&B songs are about you.
Kissing in the hole in the covers.
I'm like, oh, I'm a dumbass.
Wait, we got another one.
And then suddenly, you spam an emotion?
Emotes?
What's going on?
Do you want to get a piece?
Oh, is that a grabber if you go to that side of the...
We got to change though, Jason.
Yeah.
He's on here?
How do y'all know?
How the fuck do y'all know? Is someone else live?
Will you listen?
No.
He was with him.
I did a little glimpse on the camera.
Where he was.
Oh, you dead ass.
He was right next to you.
Dead ass? K-San!
Wait here.
What's up, bro?
Coorsan!
What's up, bro?
It's good, dude. How's life, man? How's that drive here?
Dude, I look pretty far, bro.
I know it's deep, but we're here. I mean I haven't seen the setup yet, but I'm waiting to see what
Can I go downstairs and show them or is there's no bit right down there?
Yes, we're gonna see
Oh, you want me to show you your room?
Yeah, the room is
Yo, Ryan!
Yo, Ryan!
Hey, what the fuck are you here?
It's Corson.
Corson.
Why is he wearing shirt?
Uh, I'm just talking blue collar.
We wouldn't get it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You did?
I'm talking two-story garden.
What are you going to do today?
Stream!
Oh, apparently I'm floating down stairs, I'm waiting, they're sitting up, gonna see what I'm walking into.
Who's they?
Who's they? What, what?
They, they are just...
Oh, they...
Oh, they are?
What do you guys think?
You look like a mess.
Cause I just fucking wore it!
Listen, I don't give a fuck about these Travis Scott shoes.
Cause in the end of the day it's just shoes.
What Mother Nations allowed me to do?
That's unreplaced walking shoes.
That's just beautiful.
Let's see if that watermelon tree blossoms up. I hope we get watermelon
What I got all the content
Watermelon tree, bro, it's a watermelon plant. I'm gonna go this way
Hey, hello.
I'm going to the garden.
I'm going to the garden.
All right, I'll get up.
All right, go.
Open that door.
I'm going to open the door because I want to.
All right, I'll just open that door.
Let me see you.
Watch out for the wrong number too.
I'm not you bro.
I'm not you.
Oh I should mess you up.
You're not at me.
I'm not at you because of cars.
So I have to get the photo off.
Close the door.
Open the door.
Open the door for me.
Open the door for me.
Hurry up.
Open the door for me.
Close the door for me.
The way in on you.
Close the door for me.
Close the door for me.
The garden was yours, wasn't it a gift?
It wasn't your future gifts.
Close the door for me, huh close the door for me
Okay, close and lock it. Yeah, close it close it. You're a bitch, bro
Hello
What
It's time on watermelons trees watermelon trees really
Yes, well my really good friends can you call them I can but I don't know if he's gonna pick up right now
Say hi to him I'd be training. Can you tell him like a makeover?
Wait, so who lives here kids? You know I could Kylie Jenner. Oh, you know where Kylie
You know what Kylie? Cause you, you know, all I'm gonna say is, uh, Hidden Hills is not too far, you know what I'm saying?
But if you go to Hidden Hills, can you hit up Kylie and tell her like, you know, you're a big fan?
Fuck the world, what do I look like? I'm just gonna, what's?
Oh, I would do that if I knew her. I would tell a boy to walk up the hill.
I mean LeBron's cool too. I know LeBron. I met him.
Yes? Right twice.
When are you guys coming to golf with us?
Not whenever.
Holy shit. With who?
Well, not Bronnie. Bronnie goes, but LeBron's been golfing a lot too now.
I'm waiting. King is there, we're there.
He's been working on his swing.
So Harry and I, you saw his garden?
Is he working on a swing?
He got a playoff game to win.
Bro, I think he can do anything he wants.
Please.
Yeah, this guy had no help last night, by the way.
No fucking help.
Austin Reeves.
Austin Reeves.
He's about to get gone, bro.
Yo, that was a nice fucking neighborhood.
Yeah, those kids that are usually
at that fence screaming our names.
And there's also kids up there that are screaming
our names.
And then there's also kids up there that are recording this.
Yeah.
We're surrounded.
And that's the team.
I've seen a hawk flying around today.
And that's the team Ted House right there.
I know.
Hey, Chloe, fuck your own team.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
Like ice man.
Oh my god.
You going to Toronto?
You guys going to the 6?
I want to.
You guys should.
For the release?
Is it in Toronto?
Probably.
I'm going to do something special.
Oh my god.
Chew fucking plants.
Yo, not the watermelon, bro.
They would understand.
They would understand.
For Ice Man, I'm getting inside a cooler.
You're getting inside a cooler.
For Ice Man, I'm doing something like that.
What are you doing?
You don't want to leak?
I don't want to leak.
I don't want to leak.
I don't want to leak.
I don't want to leak.
I don't want to leak.
I don't want to leak.
You don't want a leak?
No on the leak.
You might have been inside an ice cube, but Melissa...
So, what are you guys doing today?
Brother, I just did a fucking garden.
This took...
How long? Seven hours?
Probably like seven, right? Yeah, we've been live since like...
90?
What happened?
You're no shirt either.
What the fuck is going on with you?
I'm playing along with the camera.
Okay.
And what do you got today?
Uh, bro.
I'll strap them up.
All the R&B songs were about you.
What do you mean?
So I want a shirt.
I want a shirt.
And then suddenly...
Okay.
Nice.
So what do you better do?
I'm gonna spark and see where life takes me.
You're gonna be really happy with how the internet is.
Well, we get internet maybe tomorrow.
Yeah, we do.
I said that I got told.
But I got told that two days ago,
I'm in the day after another day after.
Also, pool segment coming very soon.
Apparently, May 8th, it should be good.
Okay.
That's my birthday.
On God?
Yeah, that's what it is.
Yeah, that's what it is.
They said we can jump in.
Yeah.
Is he throwing up?
No, that's not.
I thought they said tomorrow.
I thought they said 10 days.
They're gonna confirm tomorrow
Have you ever been to your invite list for your birthday?
Uh, sending them out slowly, just to say everybody.
This is about to be a fucking banger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're DJing right here.
Of course, we got a moth man.
We got a moth man.
We got a moth man.
Oh man, you know what I'm saying?
I'm doing the run that pool setup.
We got to take the force.
We got to dive off the wing.
Oh, I saw that one fighter doing this.
Oh my god, arm, arm, arm.
You know what you guys should do?
You guys should go on the top of that hill and roll down.
Well, that's a fucking dumb idea.
You died, bro.
You think you died?
We get in a hamster ball and we play IRL monkey balls, you know like monkey balls us
Yeah, I started my time about that too, bro
But I feel like we would just roll all the way down this hill and die
We wouldn't die you've been a ball game with the ball. Are you slapping off the thing? Is that Pat? What is it called?
Spike ball spike ball right here. We five. We got to give it grass like way rock
Can you work on this listen? This is this is the first week of the courthouse boom
soccer field right there football field right here very nice
uh boxing gym in the basement these are group these are ideas that are gonna stay in the group chat
pride but no no i already both ordered the boxing shit i really hope we get that turf up asap
i want to put up i actually want to put up football i think you're gonna play football
yeah putty yeah that's your part your best sport thank you boxing better be here next
go deep i don't my arm injured go deep wait let me play coverage bro go deep i'm injured
What happened here?
I pulled my arm.
Yeah.
Pretty deep, bro.
I feel like you're just making me go away.
I feel like I'm just...
I got...
I feel like I'm leaving.
I feel like I'm leaving, y'all.
Yeah, I feel like I'm not gonna throw it to me.
I feel like I'm...
Here we go.
Here we go.
Go, go, go deep.
Go, go, go.
These fucking bitches.
I'm here! I'm open!
I'm open!
I didn't see you!
It's in the garage somehow.
I
Cannot be any better you're playing League of Legends. Yeah, dude. That's crazy
I did I was like, yo y'all ready for League of Legends for me. They're like, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I feel like it's the opposite
Dude, that's my game and I can't do it. Why cuz there's either spend time with family or play League of Legends
Fuck your family. We are what I said to in the chest at El son and then I call baths like no
I'm not going back to all I say I gotta plan this
I was just an Arlington you were yeah
I should have brought fucked up. It's on me, bro
But you'll see your fam, bro
Weather's actually pretty nice out there. You can see your family whenever as long as they don't give it been like three months
That's okay. I'm she been bro. She was last time you seen
Like a month ago. Oh
Why are you bring him out here? Yeah, bring him out here fly
Doesn't understand English so if you get sent to the airport like he doesn't know where to look and like every time
My mom's good my mom's good
My mom actually thought Lacey went to jail
I thought Lacey retired. He retired went to jail. I need to get a mental break
All three my mom's my mom's like yo, is Lacey okay? Like I see him go to jail
You know, seeming like that's what we're talking about, I was like, mom, he's all good.
Me, huh?
Me.
Oh, 30 here.
13.
Okay, I like the new one.
The sunion?
Sunion.
Sunion, that's good.
Sunion.
Sunion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me, onion.
Oh, me, onion.
That's never heard that one.
That's a good one.
That's actually a good one.
It's a little hot out.
It's a bit hot, bro.
It's pretty hot.
Wow.
Yeah, my mom and my dad thought at least he was in prison.
What are you doing in my kitchen?
What are you doing in my kitchen?
What are you doing in my kitchen?
Why are you in my kitchen?
What are you doing in my kitchen?
Stay in here?
We're going to save you one.
You should move all the way.
We're going to shut you up real quick.
Wooo!
You alright?
Of course!
My hand like that.
I'm good, bro.
You know, I went to practice today.
He's nice.
I went to practice today.
I've been to the wrong line of right hook.
It's not in New York City.
How do you see me in New York, LA?
You want me to go to dinner?
Huh?
You want to go to a nice law dinner?
That's the only thing you need.
Oh my God.
Wait, why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
There's just a lot of Indians out here, man.
I saw a team that said you're sheep shifting.
Yeah, and they let a guest in his head.
I'm gonna kick you in the car and sit in the back.
That's just called genetics, bro.
All I've been, I'm like,
Brother, you got mom by modeling.
No!
You got mom by modeling.
Thank you, brother.
And you got mom by modeling.
That's why you kiddin' I was on my own.
Listen, though.
Okay, that means I'm on my own.
Huh?
I'm on my own.
You're so fine.
You're so fine, Chug-Lake.
Huh?
You're so fine, Chug-Lake.
Cool, same.
Yeah, um...
I'm trying to eat that.
Eat. Eat. Eat.
I ain't telling you not to eat.
I ain't telling you not to eat.
Bro, eat.
Come on, bro. I can't get a bite of that.
I can't eat.
Don't go. I'm your guest.
I'm coming here. You're not going to eat.
Bro, do you even imagine my life?
Fuck you.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
I
I'm leaving me too.
Shut up bitch, dick!
No!
Okay, the Jays 30 and you're victim of what?
Ha ha ha ha.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, Jason? Where are you going, man?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What?
I'm not gonna lie, I thought I got a look we got at Jason.
You just, what?
That's case hung?
I mean like six years ago
He brings the same photo when he was in the game. We don't give a fuck
See myself out of here soon young
The fuck are you looking at matter
You are so ugly.
Oh, he was supposed to look.
He was supposed to say no to me.
No, because he was supposed to do it because he did it first.
But I didn't hear him do it, so then I can say, I'm confused.
I don't know what what he's doing.
No!
No!
What he's doing?
What he's doing?
You in the hell that shit!
I am the one who's doing it.
I don't know what he's doing.
You in the hill that shit I swear. I've never seen you eat food. I'm dead eyes. I did I
See you get the food, but I never see you eat it. Yo relax, man. I never see you eat
I said grenade five times faster because you told me to say
I met before like is it like a like a sponsor discord link as my page I made
my discord with me and my IRLs and I got my heart dropped. I thought it was over.
But then it took like 2 minutes and then they just banned it.
Every leg's leaking, I can't talk.
That's why I got this thing. I said, are there people joining?
I said, is there a type of my name?
And then like, you know, like words after.
I'm ready for the stable or not a documentary.
We expose you.
Oh, Nick?
No, Nick.
She smells Nick.
I'm admitting what I said he cut the clip early
I don't care I don't care I actually don't care that's the thing I don't care
I told him to say something. You said it for a long time.
He said it at the end. He said, no I didn't.
I'm gonna do it.
He said, oh, get you off.
I said, grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade.
And then he said, oh, I'm gonna do it.
Stay back, stay back.
You remember? Where's all the pictures?
It was funny, though.
No.
The fuck are you doing?
I don't need someone here to go with you.
I haven't had one of those so long.
Where have you gone?
Did you just shot a man in my melon bro too?
What are you wiring like that?
What man? Did you do something?
What's going on?
You're off my off
You're on Jason the wean stream stable or not oh stream and silky not streaming of course
It's a problem right now so it's a question but it's not really a problem but it kind of is.
You want me to get a fighter?
No, I already have your fighter.
So, he's fighting one of my fighters today.
Ron, I'm doing brand new in Davis May 23rd.
I want to send you guys all a jet to come and stream with you guys.
I'm going to learn that.
You don't have to miss me, bro. I'm there, bro.
Oh
You can not sleep.
He wants to have a chance.
He's a little jammed.
All right, I'll call you up, Jim.
Bye.
Now, if you would have said that,
does that equate the grills that I'm old?
Now, Aiden said, yo, I got a box of match on June, whatever.
But you know I'm that grills.
Bro, why are we creating unimaginable beef?
No cap.
When you get there, you should get there.
You should.
See me like, yo, ate it.
What was all that shit you were saying in this shit?
What'd he say?
You put your tits up like this, right?
And you're like, no, no, you dead shit yourself.
What is wrong with you?
Oh, God, I wasn't, oh, God, I wasn't.
I did not go on God anymore.
No, no, no, no, I did far.
I wanted everything I love.
It wasn't me.
Anything.
No, I was stuck right there, and it was mad.
I was like, I'll tell you, I don't give a fuck now.
But you be letting all bombs and running.
Like, you be on some more Luigi shit.
No, no, no, she's stink.
I was like, there's a shit.
It's a shit.
Maybe it might be the furlizer
Yeah
There's no animosity people create imaginary. Oh, it was not coms against each other
He's talking about him.
He's talking about him.
He's talking about him.
He boxes now, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Look, look, look, look.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Give him a weed, bro.
What was that?
Oh, okay. Give him a fucking weed.
Okay.
Arrgh!
Just relax.
Yeah, this is our modern report.
Like, have you seen?
Oh, hell!
You're sick!
Oh my god, that should smell, bro. What is that?
No, bro, it's water on the floor.
Where's the off-woods?
Are you going to eat or are you just going to look at your food?
Take the key, Ron! Take the key, Ron!
Take the key, Ron!
That's a classic.
That's a classic.
I didn't really want a clip about him.
Really?
You mean the brain?
No, you want to come, okay?
Oh
You got the chicken platter, buffalo chicken rolls.
Come on, share some.
That's you fat bitch.
Oh my god, Blaziken with the five, 10.
Thank you, bro.
That's a love, bro.
That's a love, right here.
Wait a minute, oh shit, it was Blaziken, my bad.
That's love, bro.
That's the love.
He probably loves you.
This is gonna be you for clicks, bro.
You try to, you try to.
No, no, no.
You try to, you try to.
Dang, yeah, my, oh.
It's my job to think about me, bro.
I don't want fucking with you.
Stop fucking with me, bro.
Whoa! Go to your strength!
My strength is right here!
Yo! Go to your strength!
I'm gonna be the only one I have to...
Yeah, I'm gonna go to that stuff.
Go play a game or some shit.
Go play baller.
Shit's your whole ass up!
Oh!
Yeah!
I'm tired of you!
Yeah, put the gloves on.
Let's put the gloves on!
Yeah!
I'm gonna get it!
Yeah!
I want no sign of G.G.
I know you don't!
That's why I want you!
What?
There you go!
Look at you!
Kiss me!
Yeah, go ahead and grab it.
Can I take a bite of the food thing?
I got one Koby.
I got two.
I'm not leaving the intensity.
You get a pizza, man.
What if Jason gets an attitude grab?
Oh.
What is your problem?
I don't know.
Word 2, don't listen to this face.
And don't have a good one.
Go away.
Go with straight face.
What's wrong with that?
You wouldn't do that, man.
You wouldn't do that, man.
Are you hot?
You wouldn't want to do that with me, hey?
Yo, ask about the last thing, bro.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I mean, it's not bleeding.
We make people bleed.
We don't bleed.
Terry, what are you doing?
Oh, yeah.
These girls never heard of the Iron Maiden.
Jalapage, you mean?
Do you have any daddy coming in?
Let's see.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
I'm not going to say respond, but I'm trying to delete your message.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Ha!
All they are having here is a from under the white sauce
You don't need that's that's that's like
Where you
One day I thought I saw Marvin piece you up. I knew your training was weak, bro
Whoa, that was crazy
Put the gloves on bro, let's make sure you happen
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
What are you talking about?
I thought both of you.
Whoever wants it, bro.
Ladies, too, John, whoever, bro.
That way on your side, bro.
Bro, John has strong ass nipples, bro.
Why are they going up?
They're breaking up.
Out of the world to the side.
In another world, if you were a girl,
you would have pepperoni nipples.
Oh my God.
That would be nice in our world.
I'm going to get these angles in there.
I
I feel like that's every game though, I mean, it is.
First of all, it's...
My god, I'm gonna take it.
Say I'm a god and you're a god.
My dick is like...
My...
Well, first of all, I'm not saying that.
I didn't come down here.
Fuck god, I'm not being...
Like, whoa!
Come on!
Where are our cutscenes?
Are you really rage-quitting?
You're gonna leave the server?
Yo, we have an egg, man.
You're actually rage-quitting.
Where are you going?
Bro...
What the fuck is that behind the bars right there?
Oh my god, who's that in the sweat?
What is that right there?
What do you want?
Check it out.
What's that?
What's that?
What is that?
What's that over there?
What?
Alright, I'll land it.
My God, Wayne, can I get the rate?
What?
I didn't get my shit.
Oh.
I wasn't there when you were doing the food.
But I'm raiding fucking everyone else but you.
Why?
Because bro, you're already rich.
You gotta get back.
Who's you're raiding?
I'm pretty.
I mean, yeah.
I'm pretty well.
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah.
I saw the quickest one where he's bald now.
Yeah, he's just, he's just grinding, he's hungry, you know?
He says, sub-cool, 5K sub-cool?
Go to LA, Mrs. Flight though.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go ask Sophie, she's got food.
Alright?
What's up?
When we were in Southern Lake, you were chopped.
BOOM!
Better.
He missed his flight.
Jack.
You miss 10 wait who who gets it's in
Yeah, tomorrow legendary fucking stream on God that stream 2026 going to the dentist as you can see my teeth
yellow yellow 1 30 p.m. Pacific do not miss it for you will be there Kylie
Jenner's Dennis looking at my teeth maybe get braces I don't know whatever I
need I'm there
No!
Excuse me, I'm working.
Okay.
Ah!
What the fuck?
What's that song about?
Trap song?
I'm gonna try to ask you some shit.
You know I didn't even want to play.
I'm gonna be honest.
Try to ask me some shit.
Why are you sitting down?
No!
No!
Why are you sitting down?
No!
I want to chill with Sylvie.
No!
Why are you sitting down?
No!
I want to chill with Sylvie.
No!
No!
That shit was silly.
Whoa, where you going?
Don't go to your room, don't beware.
Where are you going?
No, it's ill.
Where are you going?
You're doing that.
Yeah.
Silly.
Nothin'.
Nothin'.
This is takin' sprawl up.
Hey, Silky! Silky! Silky! Silky! Silky! Why are you bothering CEO Daddy? Don't bother the CEO.
I
Just want to be
Go go
No, I want to go to silky
Pluto
Go
Feed us! Don't feed us!
That's silly trash. That's silly garbage. Silly ass.
I know! You would have wanted this shit.
Silly ass, bro.
You know, bro.
You're still ass, man.
This shit's like garbage.
It's so trash.
I want you to sell one of it, bro.
Trust me, bro. You wouldn't want this shit, bro.
You don't want it.
Oh, here.
What?
Yo, Rob.
I'm not your doctor.
You're my... my...
I'm gonna die in three days.
What's your...
Bro, hey, the poem's so strong, but you made me start coughing on blood, bro.
I might have to be around here for years.
It's 11am.
Wow.
Here's the law.
How you doing?
Law.
You know those yolts are your favorite foods.
They're good.
They're not.
No, you don't.
Yo.
Yo.
Where are you going?
How you going?
I'm inside of Eat My Food.
So eat your food.
No one's stopping you.
I'm inside of Eat My Food.
I'm not going to touch your food.
Oh god.
You don't have to touch my food.
I just want to eat with you.
You know you have no food.
I'm not going to touch your food.
I'm not going to touch your food.
Oh god.
And you don't have to touch my food.
I just want to eat with you.
food. I can go get food. I'm trying to eat on the street, but I'm trying to sit
with each other off. Eat your food. What do you mean? Situate. I'm trying to I'm
trying to go and eat my food while I handle everything I need to handle on
my phone. What do you got to handle?
I got a couple calls today.
I'm not going to be able to talk to you.
You better eat.
Where?
Yeah.
In the kitchen.
All right, all right, leave me.
Leave me.
No, you're not going to spy on me.
You're not going to go and spy on me.
Come on, bro.
What?
No, nigga, nigga, no.
No!
We say meet up on go.
We're gonna go.
I'm gonna get in my car.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna get you.
Look at you coming back to me, bro.
Oh no.
I'm gonna go.
Oh, that's a meet up sign?
Is that dad here?
No, I thought he left.
Did we meet?
We made him eat in the car?
Can you stop wasting it?
Ah!
Ah!
What are you doing?
Right thing doesn't work.
Slip.
There you go.
I'm tired.
You worked so hard today.
You worked hard as hell.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You deserve a day off.
I had a day off yesterday.
I was streaming 10 hours today.
You didn't stream at 10 hours?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then on your birthday?
Dude, I'm streaming at like,
this is perfect.
I'm streaming at like 12
until your birthday until midnight.
So it's like $12.
I'm going to make you a cake.
You know what, you don't have to give me anything from my birthday.
No, no, no, it's part of the segment.
I'm gonna go get you something.
You like acting in studios, I heard.
I know.
They got shopping districts out here?
I'll get you to go shopping out here.
I'm gonna go if I have to go miles, I'll go miles for you, bud.
Did I?
Yeah.
Honestly, a raid would be appreciated for my birthday.
What, if I had a wish?
No, no, no, I'll probably stream the whole day.
If I had a birthday?
I'll probably put it in my title, too.
Like, I'm gonna take...
If there was a wish, I could wish for anything from my birthday.
Low key?
$13 shooting that day midnight 12 to 12. I mean once it's his birthday
That's when I'll add if you like say I have him but I'll probably post my offline chat
Say I have a birthday right now. I'm gonna give you a wish. No, I'm gonna give you a birthday cake
I'm smack your head and it's gonna be a dodo in your throat. That would ruin my birthday
Imagine I get face-com and a fucking dildo comes out of my mouth. I'm any streamer. I'm leaving
That would be funny.
So what I'm hearing Chad is he's unappreciated.
Got it.
But, promise I'm on ball right.
Just alright.
Bonds are caught today, Gilby.
How's the watermelon look like?
Great, this is, it's,
Ron did his thing.
Is it Ron?
Yeah.
So what's this?
You guys here with the bun meal?
Um, fertilizer, same shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
3 dots there. Fuck yeah dude.
Where'd he kill it?
I think I'm gonna get some shit set up for tomorrow because we have the ATT shooting
here, so we might as well just do it.
All right, let's go find Kees.
Keeson!
That's a Starling.
Let's follow the Starling chat.
Holy shit.
Is this a fucking Firewonder P-Core?
Holy fuck.
Is that good?
Yep.
I'm out of there where you're going to do it.
Are we good?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
It's that point.
It's that one MBS.
Is that G-E-S?
It's okay.
It should be fine.
I'll let you know.
Hey, put it down right here.
Put it back.
Thanks, man.
Yo, I got real estate.
I got it, bro.
I made it much, bro.
It's all for you right here.
Not AJ.
Look at this nice bro.
Appreciate you, man.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks.
Thanks for making it, bro.
At least six of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, obviously, you know, I can't wait during my stream to come to the
I don't even know the suit. It's working out here.
What happened?
Uh, there's one MBS. Is that working?
That's fine with that chest a little bit.
Yeah, anything for you guys.
Thanks, bro. The water heater, bro. I appreciate you, man.
This is an upgrade from last time.
Brother, you've got four rooms. That's more than all of us combined.
Shit, bro.
You could almost put your set up here, but...
Aiding in the water here.
Whenever you're thirsty.
I have no outlets, so I'm trying to figure that out.
Yeah, now I see you have 500 feet cables though.
Yeah, man, 500 feet. Appreciate you, bro.
Hey, just come visit whenever you want.
Yeah, yeah, I got you, bro.
Wait a minute.
It's a bike.
Should we get that elevator here?
What the fuck is this?
It's a closet room.
Oh.
You fucking... I thought you were wrong about that.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
You're my bad, bro.
You're my bad, bro.
You're my...
You're my...
I'm so over it.
Fuck.
He's just trying to work there.
What?
Alright, I'm down.
I know about this.
I got pissed off.
Hey!
Hey!
What you want, bro?
K-Sons.
K-Sons in the basement.
Are you dead?
They're saying go to Lacey's room and scare him.
He's not here.
He's in jail, boys.
I miss Laura.
I wish I could hang out.
Yo, fat bitch.
You gonna clean your Chick-fil-A or no?
Yo, he's calling me.
Nah, he's on a job, bro.
I don't even know he ate.
Oh, you doing stuff in the elevator?
Oh, look at this.
Don't troll me.
I'm not kidding.
I know, this is dangerous.
Like in real life.
You could like, well, don't do that shit.
I mean, just check it out.
I don't know, I'm like, come on,
if you die, your viewers will come to me.
What?
Do you have a real talk?
How long do you think I can hold onto the side?
You could just hold onto it,
but then the elevator might just drop on your head
and you just might die.
But then that's okay because two shots, yeah.
I can ask the right actor.
Let's hide this.
And then I can host your camera.
So you just never gonna ask the elevator?
But maybe if I-
Hey, son!
I'm going to go to my room I really need a water
I'm thirsty.
Bro, it's good.
Sit up, Doug.
Bad man, just getting water.
Huh?
Okay.
Give me the water.
Cause you don't want to hang in there.
No, no, no.
Don't go get in the water, bro.
Just live here, bro.
I see you want to hang in there.
No, no, no.
Don't go get in the water, bro.
I said I'm grabbing the water but it's deep.
I mean I was in the fridge but I'm from Arlington so water to me is literally just water.
So what I was thinking was, what are we going to do?
You have to get anything watered.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to get this.
You get watered.
So what I was thinking was,
that water is watered.
But what you mean is?
Yeah.
So what I was thinking was,
that water is,
im done im done im done i'm done im done
look at this bro I'm gonna put the camera on someone
Oh shit, you're on the phone?
Yeah, how you doing that?
That's crazy.
Ah, damn.
Yeah, Marlon's out here. I can't put the camera on him.
Can you shit? I will, bitch! I was eating and I didn't...
YAH! So I ran over.
Oh
Shit
Oh, yeah
Oh
Wow
Fucking an eventful day. Bless me. Thank you baby assies
Go bowling
I
Got a phone. Oh, yeah, I'd be like, oh, why are you screaming?
Stop wait, why is there just been one fucking guy that's been typing Jason bathroom, baby the whole
fucking time
Whole day today. I've been trying my hardest to ignore this fucking guy
All right, bye.
Bye.
Um, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Um, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
It is. It is.
But you don't have to do no water.
I feel like.
What's fuck whatever bro honestly I'm gonna nasty your thing bro I'm gonna be I'm gonna
give a fuck about some shit on booty fingers and already 80 what can I do get the gloves
Bro, I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait till I run train some more
and then I'm gonna beat the shit out of Ron.
What, I'm dead ass!
What's worse?
Yeah, we have done worse shit.
I've ate an ant for one gift or so before.
I've done a lot of nasty bullshit in my life.
All right, eat ass, eat ass.
Brother.
Brother.
I never yes
So
That's a that's that's that's a legendary man meetup
Oh my god, that's a great fucking shout, bro.
Oh my god.
I
Your car
Huh
Either teach him league or play with him or
Remake that Taylor holder tiktok
Wait, should we remake the Taylor Holders TikTok?
Oh my god, I would do that if we make that shit closer.
Bro, run, pick up, bro.
Run!
I
Said um, what's it called? I can teach you how to play lead but before we do that listen. Can you recreate the tenor motor to talk?
You're already playing it man
Yes, it's wound your fucking day, but before we do that can we do this
Yeah, stable, y'all want to see him play League of Legends?
Type one in the chat if you want to see
Ron play League of Legends and practice for JT Tournament.
They're saying, no, fuck no, no, no.
I saw one, yeah, in there, no, we good.
So why are you in the tournament then?
Um, because JT is JT, I want to support my friend.
So, you might as well practice.
How do you go with females if they're not
related to person to show love?
Damn.
I feel like the context is completely different and the context is very much different
So you want to re-grid the Taylor order to talk look at this
This is me and this is you.
And then we get someone random to walk in and in.
Come on bro, come on bro, come on.
I don't even know how to do that.
What do you mean?
How do you know how to keep it?
Cause I used to have a thriller room.
You got a silky head, you got a silky head.
I mean, it doesn't have to be silky, bro.
It has to be a black room.
How many does it go?
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta go get it.
To make it 100% accurate?
That all fits too.
I don't think silky's hitting this, bro.
It'll be real.
Maybe Sayin or Laser?
That's what he's not doing that shit.
Wait, can you actually do it with me?
I'm sorry.
Yo, is this one time or one time?
Um, right now I'm trying to figure out why am I chatting all spammy and sun.
Sun-Yun?
Uh, I'm gonna do- I'm gonna pop your chat out.
Ah-ah-ah!
L-
Lasers do TikToks, bros, but- but is anyone there?
Yeah.
No?
Oh.
So, do we have any- any other people in the house?
Hey, you better just sign on his block.
Anyone.
Like, it's not weird you say that.
Anyone.
I'm just saying, I don't have any white people who have said it, but he doesn't have to be a black person, bro.
Yeah, but do you want it to be a funny recreation or a mid-off?
Gilly.
Good thing Gilly asked him to do it.
Gilly!
I will give you a million dollars of Gilbertsons, yes.
Gilly, you not getting this, bro?
You want Gilbertsons to take your shirt off and shake his butt in front of the camera?
Come on, bro!
Come on, bro!
Please, bro.
Okay, I'll do it, bro.
Stay, stay on the go.
You got to get to my person.
Okay, like, do I get a jump?
Stokey.
Stokey's not doing this.
Now Stokey's walked in.
Yeah.
That's true.
He might walk.
He might walk.
Yeah, maybe the law.
Yeah.
K-Song?
That is not 99.9% accurate to be honest.
I have to sell the whole board of course.
It's not 99.9% accurate to be honest.
I have to sell the whole board of course.
I have to sell the whole board of course.
I'm so bored.
I'm so bored.
I'm so bored.
Yeah, you know what I mean, man.
Wait, one second. I got something.
I got a contract coming in.
What?
I got a contract coming in.
What?
What's that there?
Little lag on it.
Actually, my lag in a little...
This is why I hear it.
That's what I hate it. It makes me fucking fear it.
It's cool.
Yeah.
It makes me fucking fear it.
It's cool.
Yeah.
It makes me fucking fear it.
Yeah.
It stimulates me.
It stimulates me.
How you doing foosie? I want you
You put on I'm with Jason the wheel
Yo, it's good, bro.
I was supposed to be good.
Don't scare me.
I'm scared of you.
Why?
You scared of who?
No, Jason, because I'm pretty sure pain.
You scared of me.
I will beat your ass, too.
I know you will.
No, no, I could, bro.
Yo, Fuzzi, I got to go to the diamond gym
at the end of the month.
And I need to be put through a crazy workout.
Like, I'm talking like, I want you to,
I need to be murdered.
No, I got you, but you can't fuck around during it.
Like, it's not like, like, I'm scared of you.
No, no, no, no, I'm not I'm not even gonna reach out the whole time
Like I want you to put me like through an hour and a half workout and wait, I can't drink water, right?
Who see dick writer
No, I want to I know try I need to be I need to be beat like no troll
Yeah, he had a great session today
I'm at 30% body fat, because I'm a fat fuck, but you should like use this bump to get
ready for it because it ain't no joke out there and they're not going to get it like
they don't they don't play around at all like they don't fuck around.
Wait, who's he?
Yeah, you didn't see him go? Wait, wait, do you have a leg day?
I lost everything in the first hundred burpees that I like threw up right in the beginning
so I had nothing left for the whole workout so it was literally just trying to like
Wait, you said a hundred burpees? That's the warm up, bro.
That's a warm up when you walk into the gym
and they make you wear a sweater
I like working out, I'm like 10 times their shit
but I can wear a sweater so I don't drink
I can't even do 100
Brother, that you might as well get on the ground
and start doing 100 right now
What are you doing? You're on the couch
You haven't you laying down all sweet
talking about how they're tired
You're banging your fucking hands
I'm cool bro, I'm chill
What the fuck are you burping?
What's that ass?
I'll come down to you. I don't care.
Alright, I'm gonna text you after the stream and we'll figure it out.
I bet, um, yeah, I don't even know what to tell you right now.
I'm not gonna say it that way.
It's like, there's a thing in my language we say in Mesquite, which feels like four
things.
That's what I feel in our language, too.
Can you get me?
I wanna show him.
Oh, Fuzi.
Let me know.
What thoughts on his body progression?
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Wait, Fuzi, Fuzi, Fuzi, Fuzi.
I'm tired of looking like this.
I don't wanna look like this.
I just want an eight pack.
No, we gotta do something.
We gotta do something.
You got a guy that I didn't think of.
No, I didn't.
I just have tiny nipples.
Damn, no, I shouldn't have wrote something like that.
I can't. There's nobody who's good at it.
Listen, though.
Seriously, I need a train.
I promise you, I got a train.
I promise you, I got a train.
I'm in Texas.
You should be doing the meantime right now.
You go into a line
No, I think that of course he's got a six-pack. I miss the king you got a six-pack right now
All right, listen, I'm gonna text you after shrimp, maybe gonna work out it off-street before we do
I'll text you out there
It's kind of crazy how many like he's like he's so fortitude insane mentally fortitude
I mean bro, he's been in the game for like 15 years. Yeah. How old is it? I don't know how old is Susie too?
That's 42 but he's gone through so many stages of the internet. It's a lot of stages
Proud
I don't know what I just did.
He grafted me a few years ago, I don't know who I am, I guess he's trying to do better.
But I'm dead ass bro, I need a woman with a couple of people.
I'm gonna have him, who else should I deal with before I go?
Bro, let me help you.
You don't push me enough.
Are you retarded?
No.
Let me just you do for trolls. I don't do it like I need someone who will look at me
I'm not telling me run up the fucking you're giggling. You know I'm saying it's like
You think you would actually work me out cover, I don't know if you take his head
He's buff his shit, why would you know?
hell um what's your name oh I didn't know that
who else you make oh like I'm like you
really want tonight should I get 20
bro they left me on red last time
message um Sarah Safari she's not gonna
push me so I'm the cable so let's laugh
You're like, you're so fat!
Um, so you want, like, cereal?
No, I need to be pushed.
Like, I'm dead, like, I'm not gonna drink water.
Like, I'm joking.
Is he still the ginger?
I think Brad would be a good boy.
But I would have to tell him to really push me.
If you get a samsala collab,
that would be definitely doesn't know me.
But, Jess, should I be doing multiple people
that push me before I go?
Or is that too much for my body?
Like, I feel like I should probably do it like once.
You have a whole month, man.
No, barely. It's gonna be in May.
It's gonna be in less than three weeks.
Exactly.
How far am I gonna be if I really push myself one of those days?
I'm gonna be so full of apes.
Have you lifted it?
If you lift, I lift.
Let's go.
Come on.
What are they gonna make me do, Jason?
That's the problem.
I'm Dennis. What are they gonna make me do?
Bro, don't you do a zero or do you stop doing zero?
What?
Because I've been here, bro.
So you stop doing zero.
So where am I supposed to go?
How many of you are in the gym?
How many of you are in the walk?
How much is the person in the gym?
Uh, just a bar.
It's easy.
They look at you and you look at the bar.
But you have to do 200 reps.
What?
You do 200 reps and then you go reverse 200 reps.
That's cat.
No, it's not cat.
It's not a cat.
I'm not a cat man.
Uh, I'm not a cat.
The teacher should be never in the room.
How many reps?
200, bro.
200 like this?
200 overhand and then 200 underhand.
So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
181, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30.
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 30, shh.
Come on, come on, come on.
32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40,
41, 32, come on, come on, come on.
Now what's the pain, come on,
half, you're not using your neck, bro.
One, two, 33, 44, 45, 46, open your eyes.
There's that, 38, 49, 50, 51.
Come on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Open your eyes, open your eyes.
Are they gonna hold this when it falls on me?
Nah, man, I hate you when you're fucking living.
On God?
Yeah, so lift it up, bro, lift it up.
52, 53, 44, 55.
Come on, come on, use your legs, though, you're there.
Now, you gotta get it up, bro.
Get it up.
Wait, who counts?
The guy counts for you.
The guy's funny.
Go, go, go, go!
Three,
54, 55,
66,
57,
55.
Come on.
Get up, get up.
Get up, get up!
I can't!
You're not gonna do it to my tree!
I can't!
You're not gonna do it to my tree!
You're not gonna have way!
I can't go!
You're going to quit, you want to be a quitterer?
And you go on, run.
See it's four, see it's five, see it's six.
See it's, uh, do half runs.
Figure it out.
Do something.
Eight.
Nine.
Six.
One, two.
Three.
One, two.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Go, go.
No!
No!
Go lose you way, lose you way.
Figure it out.
Yeah.
72, bro.
See it's four, it's five,
it's six, it's ten, it's eight, it's nine.
Come on, 80. You got 80 right here.
80. Come on, come on, bro. 81, 82, 80.
Come on!
Boy, this is it.
Come on! Go! Go!
No, no, no, no.
Get the fucking ass.
Get the fucking weight up, bro. Get the weight up.
Everyone from 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9.
Halfway, halfway, halfway, halfway, halfway.
What?
Halfway.
Halfway.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just sliding my arm.
Hold on.
I'm not letting you back here, girl.
I can't back here.
I need to.
Now you can't.
I'm not actually going to turn.
No.
Please, I actually need to turn my arm down.
No.
No.
100.
More.
One.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm holding you.
I'm just holding you.
I'm resetting my arm.
Okay.
I'm holding you.
Okay. Okay.
What are you doing, Rob? Go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
Come on, come on, bro, come on, bro, come on, bro, come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
It's that one for your buddy.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 30, 31, 32, 33, come on bro, come on bro, come on bro, but you
You want training? This is training man. Use your whole body.
One, two, three, four.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, use your fucking belly.
Yeah, use your chest, bro. Use your, try to put your legs.
Say, like, you stop with those?
Hell nah!
I'm not?
No, no, no!
One, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
fourty, fourty, one, four, three, four, five, six,
I'm almost done! I'm almost done! I'm almost done!
Come on bro! Get through this and you're done!
Get through this and you're done! Hurry!
I'm gonna fucking my wrist off!
This is just like sad dude. This is sad bro.
This is one of the fucking workouts.
I really fucked up my wrist.
Gang man! Come on!
I really fucked up my wrist off.
What do you mean?
I fucking fucked up my wrist.
I'm gonna literally be staring at you and be disappointed.
People are telling you to fucking die
Let's have a good night
Die, die, die, die
I wanna die
I wanna die
I wanna die
I wanna die
I wanna die
I wanna die
Eighty
Eighty-one
Eighty-two
Eighty-three
Eighty-four
Eighty-five
Eighty-six
Eighty-seven
Eighty-eight
Eighty-nine
Eighty-nine
Stay still
I'm so much more in my head
I'm so much more in my head
I'm so much more in my head
Come on, bro
Come on bro.
Let's wrap it past out.
Okay, I'm gonna die.
One, two.
One more.
I can't breathe.
Go!
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, two.
Come on bro, that's 71.
71 or 81?
Fuck you, 81 bro.
81. Come on, bro. Go! Go! Go!
1, 2, 3, talk more.
4, talk more.
81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 89, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 98, 100.
Now, you gotta figure it out.
No, you have all the energy, bro!
Now, 35 push-ups.
Finish it off.
Bro, if you can rack up a 8, you actually had fucking...
You were jealous.
I'm very jealous.
Hell no.
You fucking slap that shit out your...
What the fuck are those?
What are you doing?
Do real push-ups.
Do real push-ups.
Do real push-ups.
Do real push-ups.
Who real put your knees on the ground?
Go! Go!
I can't.
Do your fucking, that's 55 push-ups you gotta do.
What are you talking about?
There's 20 more of your knees on the ground.
You can do these off the fucking ground.
What the fuck are those?
Yeah, let's hold the phone.
You want to try?
Bro, come on bro.
Bro, is that water coming out of your skin?
What is that? What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
55 push-ups.
55.
Clear it out, bro.
I need the board.
55.
I need the board.
No, no, you don't, bro.
You don't.
Here.
You know the use of the board over there.
It's no fucking board, bro.
It's no board.
What the fuck are you doing?
What do you want to do, man?
That's the first thing.
35 pushes, don't get on the ground.
What's he looking at?
He's not smiling, he's not smiling.
Hey shit funny.
Hey shit funny there?
Hey shit funny!
30 battle 35!
Now you do that, but then you would have to hit you with one of those, bro.
Get your fucking knees off the ground.
Are you fucking kidding?
I can't, I'm so old!
Get the fuck off the ground!
No, he's off the ground, push up stance!
Honestly, I'm not.
It's over for you, bro.
That's a hundred push ups you gotta do, bro.
It's over for me, and he did it.
And if you just sit down like that,
I should just let you.
35, 35, dude.
35.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 7, 10.
70, 80, 90, 70, 11, 12, 30, 14, 50, 60, 70, 80, 80, 21, 72.
You're crap.
My head is here.
No, don't.
Don't push your knees up again.
Don't push your knees.
Boom.
Boom.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
What's your funny?
What the?
Hey, I'm on 10 minutes.
No, no.
I'm on 10 minutes.
Don't work on him, bro.
Work on yourself.
You just work on him, guys.
I'm gonna do it again, I got 20 more!
That's 20 more!
That's 20 more!
35 push ups!
35 push ups!
That's what they made me do, bro!
I need water.
No, I need water.
I water. I water.
Get on the ground, bro.
Do you want any water?
This is one set, by the way.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 35, there you go, there you go, there you go, they'll probably tell you to go all the way down, but you can't and they'll let it out.
That was one fucking...
you
you
you
you
you
I
I was enjoying your company.
Oh yeah, I'm sure it is.
That's hot shit.
So you guys leaving?
I already got this order in the basement.
What?
This is your room, bro.
It's not fucking room, man.
It's fucking pudding.
You guys like what I've done to the place, though?
There's actually fucking nothing in here.
It's just a disco ball, bro.
Well, I'm trying to figure out how to utilize the water heater, so the room right there, and utilize it with the setup.
I'm thinking of breaking this wall, and using the water heater.
So maybe I can actually help.
Hey, be careful, man.
It's my setup.
Wow.
I'm gonna try to put it up there.
Oh, my fucking head gets big.
Didn't get it that fast.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You can't count, bro. Look, look, look.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You need a onion, man.
Alright.
It's pretty good, bro. Thanks, man.
Are you gonna do the play GCA?
Well, no. No.
I think I just want to, like, honestly,
So you come to our house and say that you need a house for my gift.
Yeah!
No, no gift.
Alright.
What's the trick for you guys right now?
Salam.
Salam.
Salam.
You have to turn around to the back.
Why do they turn it off to save the preserve energy?
Yeah, you drink a lot of power.
Yo, you want to make that tiktok or not?
Yo, Ron!
I'm on my first shift at Olive Garden as if I quit, but that's your first shift, man.
And you're on my Twitch chat, man.
Lock in.
Yo, trying to make that TikTok?
Trying to make that TikTok?
Mm-hmm.
You hot?
Yeah.
Let's go.
You hot?
Yeah.
I'm choked.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
What's up?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Why the- what is that?
Egg roll?
Of course.
Fuck.
Wait, you got more?
That'd be a fucking egg roll game.
Wait, can I have one or no?
Oh, yeah.
It's not a-
It's not an egg roll?
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Dang!
Not everything is an egg roll.
Not everything is an egg roll, bro.
Whoa, what's that?
I heard egg balls.
Silky out of proposition.
Core one and make a TikTok.
Huh.
I'm not even taking a shower.
I'm not even taking a shower.
So you're actually the one who's taking a shower.
Oh my God.
I'm the one.
I'm the one.
I'm the one who's on the ride for that two-day niggaz.
It's just in my face.
Fucking hours.
I'm gonna rock.
Come on, come on, please, we make this thing, bro.
Go to phone, get out of the frame, and then ready.
Hey, yo, this ain't something going on, bro.
No?
Come on, man, we do it.
I'm not throwing ass, bro.
Alright.
Okay, what if you just...
Wait, what if you just walk?
You're not gonna be throwing ass in the same video with me, game.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
What if you just walk behind us while I'm throwing ass?
Come on, come on.
I'm doing a dance.
What the fuck is on my side?
Fuck that.
Whose footsteps are on the ceiling?
What?
fuck yeah whose footsteps are on the ceiling
are you on my dumb ass?
I don't know, I'm right here
hold on, hold on
whose footsteps are on the ceiling?
I don't know
fuck
no fuck
wait
wait
what's the name of it?
Nate?
I don't know, that's the previous word
Yeah, wait that is that that's creepy. Oh
It wouldn't be 99%
I'm not, that's K-Song by Y'all are all streaming and he'll do it.
I'm not, K-Song is all streaming and all streaming and all streaming and everything else.
K-Song is what, whatever, all streaming, bro.
Bro, what the fuck, even?
Wait, oh my god, can I try that food that you have redone?
You can try it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's get some of it!
I'm not even gonna stop.
No, no, nothing, no.
You have to start singing, no.
Ooh, I'm not doing something.
You know what he got?
He got the worms in his stomach, the parasites that he got.
That's what makes me fat?
Yeah.
Look how the fuck is the matter, guys?
You know, would you ever think like in New York, you'd be 30 years old doing this?
I'm not very good at it.
You would ever think like in New York you'd be 30 years old doing this?
I'm about 30.
And I thought it would be the guy who would be like $50 million.
Oh, look, 20 million in the combination and then fucking down with us and stuff.
And I just work a straight shot.
I just work a straight shot.
You gotta be blessed, bro.
I used to work as a product worker.
I remember, we're really blessed.
I came out of Arlington, you came out of Cherry Hill, you came out of...
She was in the back yard too.
That island.
I didn't come out of that island, bitch.
I came out of Kanoa City for a seat.
Yeah.
Woopty.
Hey, boy!
Oh, Bruno.
Oh, my God.
He just hopped a kick out of the top.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Here you go.
Hey, where have I been since I was a kid?
Hey!
Oh, my God.
I have no bit rates, so I figured I'd hop on with you, like, all times.
And he's back.
Hey, man.
We never left, man.
Sonny.
How old are you?
31.
I appreciate using a music bit rate.
I saw it say 18,000 I think.
That's a lot of bit rate, man.
It's a lot of bit rate, you know what I'm saying?
So what's up?
Okay, so I'm trying to do the stick talk.
Okay, show me the stick talk.
You got to be me and then anyone, and then you come later.
What would I do?
Just give you a hot pack.
Okay?
Let's do it.
Oh, she's strong.
Let's do it, man.
I have so much energy right now.
Yeah, you got a shirtless dog.
No, no, no.
That TikTok is like...
Can't do that.
Let's do it.
What's the holdup?
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
What's the hold up?
Yeah?
Sure, bro.
Let's do it. Yo, Sokka, you wanna do it too?
Let's do it, people.
Flossy. Come on, man.
You're the big woo.
You're the wooest of wolves.
Yo, I wanted to do some races, bruh.
Not a thing, bro.
Hey, dude, bro.
Oh, Jesus. Say it, say it.
What, you're talking to me on my chest? What is it?
A something on my chest.
What?
Well, you don't have a chest.
Man, I was talking about, uh...
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Is he gonna snap all of us out?
Is that what's gonna happen?
I just realized, is he gonna snap
his fingers if all of us are gonna get banned
in the PCNL?
Is he gonna put a thatter so it's this year's story?
Oh, no.
That's the heels.
What's up?
What happened?
Come on, man. Let's do it.
Say this right yeah, shake that butt. All right, come on do it. All right
Why so I don't want to do it
All right, so he's directly
I got records on you because I'm a jazz fan.
Wait, Blue Saxon, is there some vine chips though?
There's this, man.
I know you're gonna quit.
I have to do it. Is it with some huge stew move? It's like...
Nah, you gotta, you like, stroke the air a little.
Oh, you soaked, so I'm gonna fuck you.
You would think like, when we left, you know, on the bullshit, we would come back to the bullshit.
I thought we'd have to shake ass and I'd fuck the living room.
No, it's just a, it's just a sick talk.
No, no, don't shake ass and go shake ass.
I'm ready to do it.
So wait, hold on, let's do that.
Wait, let's re-toe.
This thing is asset 30, gang.
He's asset 30.
He's about to be 32 this year.
You're about to be 32.
You're about to be 30.
And you're about to be 30.
None of this thing.
You're about to be 30.
29 is your game.
Still got a ways to go.
You're 32 this year.
We used to go, buddy, you're right there.
You're about to be 32 this year.
Right there.
You're about to be 32 this year.
You're not 32.
You're not 32.
I'm 31.
I'm turning 32 this year.
Yeah, I have.
I'm turning 32 this year.
You're turning past 32.
No, 31.
Why are we adding years?
31, seven months.
Wait, you're, oh my god.
Seven months.
And you're 31?
No, he bought a turn 32 this year,
and he said, let's go shit ass and live with him.
That's what he just said.
We're friends, dude.
Most of them are friends.
So actually, most of my friends in high school
are all married.
Damn.
I don't know if you guys saw it, there was like actually a percentage on the internet that shows that marriages are down 50%.
actual statistic
Yeah they're down
We're two years apart, what about you?
I'm gonna be honest both of y'all need to start looking
So what is y'all hoping to be married?
Do you want to get married?
I don't need that
God will provide.
And you will prevail above all odds.
Nah, not even the 80s.
He's telling someone what goes bad.
You know where he goes.
You know where he goes.
All right, come on through it.
I'm excited.
You're a genius.
You know where he goes.
Boys, I'm gonna get a burnt out in like an hour.
I might as well cook.
I have energy right now.
You gotta do the dance right though.
Ow!
Do the dance, do the dance.
Wait.
Yeah, practice it.
You gotta hit it.
Yeah, like that, right?
That was good.
I was doing it!
Come on, I'm on!
Come on, come on, man.
That was tough, bro.
That was it, man.
That was it.
Come on.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
I'm not here right now, I'm saying come on, I'm not here.
You're off-stream or farming, you're not here for me.
I'm not doing a lot, bro, I'll fuck with that.
If you can't play Marble Rivals, bro, don't even think about coming to the house.
They said to do their x-men.
They can do that for a week, bro.
I can't play this shit.
No way, I can't play Marble Rivals.
Wait, why can't you do the starving?
For some reason the connection at the front of the house is fucking ass, because that
doesn't even exist.
I'm the fucking bassist.
I'm the million star.
You have the mini, but you've got to get to the small one.
Well, I thought that was the one.
Yeah, that's the one.
That's Mark.
Why are you just still in this?
I thought you were just a small and strong one.
You're right.
I thought you were still in this, right?
Oh, I've been at a lot of times.
I've always been.
Yeah.
Lacey retired.
Lacey, I thought Lacey was in jail.
Yeah, he's in jail.
Yeah, he's in jail.
I was thinking of metal, thank you.
Oh, he's on a nice break.
All right, so what are we doing?
What are we doing?
I'm myself the son here.
The son is nowhere near here.
I know. Look at that jaw.
He's shape-shifting.
Yo, I'm not in the library.
Yo, whatever's going on here is some bullshit, bro.
I'm feeling low energy here.
Let's get some fucking this do-saw.
I'm going to get some more spoilers.
Hey, I'm on a ride.
I'm on a ride.
You're nothing from you.
You haven't played Marvel Rivals.
Oh, I told you to grow up so I agree to go shake ass in the fucking kitchen
What is this?
Free clip.
That was a war.
Free clip.
Free clip.
I'll just give you a free clip.
What is this?
Yours?
What is this?
I don't know.
It's not yours, Daniel.
What's up?
No!
Get out!
It's in our Grand Trauma house.
It's like a herd.
Bro, that's a group fridge.
Oh, shit.
Protein pack.
Quick, right?
Let me see.
No, bro.
Put that down, you fat bitch!
Smash me, dude.
That's what you do.
Oh, God, it's just a hundred and sixty thousand.
You got to be mad at your calorie intake gain.
You wash your hands before you eat that.
You're lactose.
Wait, wash your hands before you eat.
Oh, mother fucker, shut the fuck up.
That's how you get sick.
Maybe I'll get a full of their lactose gain.
I want teeth, man. I'm eating teeth.
I'm lactose.
I'm lactose, too.
That could close the fridge.
Fuck your fat ass.
It's alcohol, man.
You should be able to handle that.
In the same category, bro.
Is that a big apple?
That's green apples, bro.
Wait, I'm parking the other guest out there.
Really?
Yeah, I was just going to say I don't like this.
Oh, okay, I bet.
So you take out rock and roll.
I can do it.
Oh, come on.
Wow.
We're making progress.
To the little chips.
Something.
Rocket.
Oh my God.
Rocket's here?
Wait a minute.
That means...
But that means...
If Rocket is here...
Where's...
Drake was just here.
Tell God, Mr. Drake.
Wait, so, is he actually here?
All right, we gotta go do it over here y'all
I'm throwing a phone oh I'm rushing you right no you're right here
That was rushing you guys go back. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, so without you I'm gonna grab you
Like it's like this
I got to steal your phone bro
I got to steal your phone and toss it on the couch
Wait, it's like this?
You're a no-webeck, I'm taking a holder
I'm not a no-webeck
Wait, let me see what we do
I mean, I really am a no-webeck
Bro, that's like a member of the worst, man
Wait, so who am I bringing in? You or Jay?
So someone leaves, yeah
Okay, bro, I'm bringing you in
Yeah, leave your phone
This is me, that's you
You want to grab your phone throw it on the couch?
Let me see it one more time. It's like this like this show it to me, man. Jason, I'm pretty sure they put on the window
lights right there, bro
I don't think I need to do it. I'm not seeing enough W's in the chat
Son, you know I'm ready
Like look at the
bro tell me this isn't right here it's literally perfect right yeah that's what the angle is
look that's living on the background though yeah because the cops are like this go look
at the video look at where the how the couch is I thought you know but then the lighting
I
Nah, I'll push it, I'll push it.
Alright, push it.
No.
I'm gonna push it.
I'm gonna push it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And I'm gonna try this one.
Don't get in here.
Remember, you are, remember, you're, you're, you're knowing this.
I don't want to see no sons, no Sunions, no Nihos, no nothing, God.
Get your son out of here!
Here we go.
Ready?
It's ready.
Alright, it's ready.
Pull you in after this.
Don't waste it.
Who's ready, man?
Oh yeah, it's a run. You come to me here and I pull you in.
What?
You think he didn't want to run?
So you come here and if you run away from the camera, I pull you back in.
And then we go around.
Wait, are you...
You guys not want me to, like, see what's going on?
I don't know what the video is supposed to be.
And then what I do, I just go like this.
Yeah, and then I'm leaving. I'm going in.
I don't know what the video is.
And then you go behind me.
And then you go...
It's the opposite way. It's the opposite way.
Yeah.
Oh, this one. So I have to be here?
No, no.
When you do this, you go on that side.
But you pull it and run out, frame this way.
move a dance in this way yeah okay okay so then okay so what you here no but no
you pull them over there and you guys are doing the dance this one listen listen we
go this way but you pull over there and then so I'm here oh I run over there you
You run.
Okay, okay, okay.
And then you pull.
I'm good, I'm good.
Holy, holy.
All right, one more time.
I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, come on.
You ready?
I'm doing it.
I'm here, bro.
I'm here, I'm here.
You're going.
Okay, so you guys ready?
You guys ready?
Okay.
I'm ready.
There you go.
Wait, hold on.
I'm going home, bro.
Where are you going to do the camp?
I'm going to throw.
Where the fuck?
Where's the action, buddy?
It was supposed to be.
You already were supposed to.
Make sure you hit the couch.
Oh, are you good, then?
I know I know I keep it still, but I don't know
Looks like I don't know what the video
For that address
He goes to case not right
Yeah
Oh my god. Oh my god.
One more. One more.
One more, that was gonna be very, very, very...
Yeah, yeah, do what you want.
When I'm gay, at least I do it like randomly.
We're structuring like how we're doing this, bro.
Alright, go on, one more.
Stop, stop.
Yeah, I cannot believe they actually did that shit.
Bro, bro, just do it, bro.
Let's just do this one.
That one's worse.
Nah, this one's worse.
Alright, come on.
Wait, was I here?
Alright, last take, please, Josh.
Are you ready?
Fingers on.
Fingers on.
Now, guys, let's go up and get some good shots.
Oh!
There it is!
I'm turning twenty-two, twenty-two teeth!
Oh my.
Oh, they're both mine.
The fuck did they do that every single day?
But bro, I couldn't, I don't know. I'm getting paid right now. I can't do it.
What would they make it though I never got money off greater
I'm not putting that on the core cup.
They're fucking money.
Yo, yo, time.
Maybe I should hang it up, bro.
Maybe I should not hit it.
What's that guy's name?
What's his name?
Taylor Holder?
Taylor Holder.
Come here, Lacey.
Check this bad boy out.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah
Would you can't remember me so probably not oh god you wouldn't obviously I would like I would just
What do you guys wanna do?
What are you guys gonna do?
Come here!
Come here! This is our house!
Look!
No!
No!
I'm not understanding you right now!
No!
Oh!
Oh yeah! How do you do it again?
The Corvette?
Thank you, bro!
Hey
Hey, they really ate this shit up though.
Ooh, hold on.
That's my brother.
Yo.
Yo, ladies.
I don't know, but I give credit, bro. I give credit. I really give credit.
Wait, who was that? I was fucking.
No, he's not fucking anyone. I'm saying he should.
I think they were supposed to.
Oh man.
If I was 18 in 2016, I'd dead-ass could have made it on doing TikToks.
Do it again. Do it again.
Like you actually made it. Here, let me give you an audio.
Yeah, give me audio.
I'm gonna give you some audio to play on.
Hold on. I just saw him fucking in the bunch of bullshit.
Taylor Holder all TikToks ready?
I
Yeah
All right, boys
Yeah, I wish
Yeah
All right
I'm so dupy I
Be out there for a second. I wish successful that successful
Hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
Who made it?
Hi.
Hi, boys.
Can awkward on the same way?
Hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
Yo, silky.
Oh, thank you.
That's from the e-mail.
Huh?
That's from the shit thing about silky.
I don't know anything about it.
Oh, I just wanted to show you my tits out there.
And I'm gonna write new e-mail I want to show you after.
I have value.
Take this out.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
We're back in 2016.
We're back in 2016.
I did hear that, 2026 is the length of 2016.
Exactly, this is what they're doing.
They're doing this.
I don't remember that.
You don't remember that?
No.
I don't remember that.
Where you going?
I might have just stole this out of your bag once.
You want it?
Perfect.
I can't get it. That's a new email from me.
Wow.
What?
Yep.
No, no, no, no, no, no, this.
That's not a date.
That's not a date.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, bro.
We're gonna be back.
Yeah.
It's not a date, man.
I'm gonna sit down because I want to sit down and I want to do this time.
I'm just talking.
What?
What?
What the hell man?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
God, man.
Where's the tug on the main check?
I mean, not on the main, though.
That's my brother.
That should not hit him.
She'll do a number for sure.
Put it on the main.
I'm good, bro.
That's my brother.
My brother
Yugi pokey tic-tac numbers why but I should blow up
Why I shit all in Japanese what's going on, bro?
What the fuck's going on?
Sootekka sticker Oh oh it's a picture
I can't see it, I can't see the tiktok, they shadow-banned my shit.
It's region blocked, how?
too explicit on it to do you see it can't see it I'm gonna reupload it
I'll make it my default audio
Already didn't put hashtags
I had a gun you would have died
You can't sneak up to a grown man's window in the dark, especially when it's tinted in your black
Couldn't even feel who it was
I thought you I thought I was gonna have to like who's about to be a bite to the death
Alright here we go
Chad, am I using this one as the promo, the poster for the mall?
Or is there a better one, Chad?
I
Bro, they were they were eat that shit up though. I'm gonna be honest with you. They were dead as it ain't that shit up, bro
Holy wow that never leaves our crew
but holy 20 20
holy bro this has 5.6 million likes bro holy fucking shit
oh my god fucking aura bro this was literally aura back then
So what do we think you chat? This is it
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Jason X the dentist tomorrow 130
PST
Come on, what we thinking what we thinking
Not even the correct twist twist link twist comm slash Jason the ween is
That not my fucking link. Oh god. I'm gonna miss it. What the fuck
There's gonna win win TV. Oh my god. I'm an idiot, bro
Well, this is not even the right link, bro. Who gives a fuck bro. It's just it's literally slop anyways
Holy fucking slop whatever bro
Yeah, I just posted for everyone oh
My god
tomorrow oh god damn it fuck oh fuck I'm I'm fucking up right now fucking up
really bad oh fucked up the algo dude almost piece of shit dude Jason X the
dentist teeth emoji tomorrow 1 p.m. 130 p.m. PST who's gonna be there who's gonna be
Me there!
NMS Hub?
Post?
Wow. There we go, bro.
There we fucking go.
I'm calling in sick from work. I can't miss this. We there boys. We are fucking there
Yeah
To lead it to eat
It's May 8th for me tomorrow, go celebrate.
Kayne's John?
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
Should I brush my teeth to law for immersion?
Yes.
Gaming?
Sure.
I'm done with game, bro.
League of Legends.
Damn.
What is the sound, bro?
I
Can't hear shit
Why is case on go yeah
So bro, what's up, man?
Borrow my bit rate
I don't know if I borrow John
fuckin jeez boys
yeah this guy knows how to cook bro
Dante is sitting there and you're doing Billy Bond class
fuck you Ray
damn she's playing God of War
I fought
What?
Hey girl!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, what is he doing?
Yo, that's the action!
Let's go, let's go!
We got five, we got five!
We got five!
I
Fuck yo bro
What is this bit rate
I
All right, I'm having a I'm down on the game
Down on the game, bro
Bro, yeah, I think in me you killer Luke
Lucas and Ray
Okay, we get some going shit your choice, bro
Jay you should draft your five
We don't have to play. We don't
have to play. We don't have to
play. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Let's do it. Okay. But you want
the good news or bad news? What?
None of us have ever touched
rank. So, yeah, we buns though.
Yeah. We want to play League
I mean, no Jason's gonna work. Yeah, let's run that shit. I'm on right now
You'll be a league or if you troll me cuz I'm only
Santi said he died Santi said he didn't
All right me Santi you
Be right back
Well
Santi dead ass trying to play
Bro we on league bro, we on league
Oh my god, you think they like what you would play with me?
Why does it come out to the side you know?
Oh, that fucking stink of a game, bro.
Santi did not answer.
Is she good off you?
Wrong Santi, bro?
Wait, who?
Wait, oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
This is fucking the Santi that...
Oh my god, wrong Santi, bro.
That's the fucking...
crazy Santi.
Jesus, bro, why is that the first one?
I don't follow Lee, can you?
You got his number, by the way?
So, nobody want to pick up the Discord, bro.
Yo, it's good, brusky?
Oh, it's good.
Yo, you sign up on Lee?
Oh
Fought bro. My league it needs to update bro. How long?
Three hours I can't bro. So wait, were you not just in Chastain you want to play?
No, that wasn't me
We did that
No, that was
So you like it me, bro
Well, I didn't actually think you were gonna say yes, it's like this like when you wish that would you ask Santa for like a fucking
$100,000 you're actually gonna think you get the hundred thousand dollars
What who's in the background saying do it do it do I just download some shit. Oh my god. Oh my god
Rudy's in the background. Oh, so you're not trying to play leave
Wait Rudy you down the place leave
Yo, you what y'all doing jerking off? What's going on?
We we were having a very serious meeting about very serious shit, bro
You know, bro, we're we got to take over the core boys, bro by tomorrow, bro
Oh, how do I tell y'all?
What I got
Now we were we're about to go eat and I just thought I just thought you know to reach out to you
The because I kind of want to you lie to me. So yeah, I kind of missed you. No, I missed you
Bro, you know, you know, I mean like so don't tell me you want to play me. I should say I play leave as fucked up
Bro now get a hayfond, bro. Yes
No, no way play with junko, but dead ass junk goes down uncle is just getting coached by Dante's
Bro, you can coach him to lay rap you actually try to play
If he doesn't say shit to you he's it
Wait, I'm gonna play in like 10 minutes, bro. Say say you swear to God. Oh God. Oh God
Yeah, don't like I'm gonna wait here and watch pride reels and then and then we play in league
Like no take don't put it on God and then go quiet like what?
Right wait, are you actually down to play Lee? I thought you really like that game
We used to piss in bottles and play that game.
I mean, bro, I'm down to play these new games.
Wait, are you in the tournament?
Are you in the jungle tournament?
No, I'm not.
But I just want to play, bro.
Wait, ask him, bro, and then put me on your team, bro.
Come on, let's run.
I got to spend time with that.
Back in Arlington, I would have cleared the whole tournament,
though.
I'm not going.
Why?
You're spending time with your family?
Yes.
That's so lame, bro.
What the fuck?
What?
I got you.
time of your family um may wait why because of we about to do our biggest
certain then bro are you fucking kidding me no no no no no you're not
way we'll yeah about that no never be mad at me no um no way I'll hop on it
like 20 20 okay okay 25 bro are you like any stream or something with no
I
Bro hop on a different game. They go to a different bro. Look. There's this gambling game, bro. We caught by that shit
gambling I'm playing rough, bro
Just just tell me that you don't love me bro
Yo
Jason!
Over your rap was good, broski!
Bro, I heard Marlon Iceman!
Marlon the Iceman in facts!
Oh shit, it could have been you, bro.
Me, me, it could have been you.
Uh, hello?
Yeah.
It was good.
So, you trying to play League or?
I'm down!
I bet. Hop in the game, bro.
And they're right. Are we playing rank?
Well, what rank are you? I'm unranked
Look at that log in I bet
Yeah, I'm a demon at this game, bro. Are you dead ass? I'm gonna try and get I'm gonna try and get in the room
I
Know I'm ready for this
I don't know if I'm ready
Wait, we should get a five-star going bro
You sending me in the big dogs?
Hold on, okay
You are the big dog bro
Hold on, hold on
I fuck with this J bro
The old J used to send me in like a
Discard, let's go
Gamer girl not alive
I know she's not
it's not live bro who else who else should we get in here
uh Tyler won
oh that's a long game
I mean uh if you want to
I'm stacked big oh my god he's practicing with his team bro
oh wait team's already established
no ATT?
i don't know ATT is her name
oh i'm gonna use her second
does xHC even play this game?
i'm gonna use her second
over the course of 1 in a dozen games man
yo let me know if you try to play the
legends
balky ray
not a bachelet okay
my top message is done bro
he's watching
He's busy
Wait, yes, Lily Pete you
Move on
Yeah, yeah, the inbox is loading
lily
Not her game just started
Her game just started quarter jade
Late night Valo with friends
It could be late night fucking League of Legends with friends
So no D game game, and I'm about to spam in her check want to play the
That's not a bad shot J make sure she come on. I bet that she just went live, bro
Well, who you
Hey, you got smoke?
For Moz banned me for no reason, I said hi and they banned me.
Yo, Hugh!
Was mad random, but was wondering if you'd be down to play some League of Legends with
some friends.
even more males approached them and the females with the good diet and when the males came over they ate them
the study author hypothesized that this was a test for females who were effectively starving
girl I haven't played League of Legends for
so that they would attract the males
and they didn't get a chance to eat them
you know how you can dash it you'll be honest
he said you're
nope, not at all
I haven't played League in like over a year
the females who ate a male had a 33% improvement
Is that a no or is that a guy?
Is that a no?
Eggs she sees down?
Oh my god, oh my god, the juicer? The juicer's down.
Bro, hop on leave.
What the fuck did you just say?
So did he just, did y'all just lie to me?
Did y'all just lie to me bro?
Okay Jason, don't accuse your child of lying.
He might have said yes, but he might have skipped through it, okay?
He actually did say yes?
Hold on, let's cook up this lobby bro.
Reacting to an Osmond Go clue?
transgender is not the same as being a biological
So I call them.
We call them, yeah, we could call them.
I don't know if I have a system.
Oh my god, I do have a system.
I have a fucking maxed out friend on the show.
Yo, Xbro, you know, I was just trying to see if you were trying to play some League of Legends, man.
Yo, what ranked are you?
I'm unranked right now.
But what ranked are you normally at?
Uh, Platinum. Platinum, I was a Plat.
Aren't you sure about that?
I was. I picked Plat. One.
Because if we play one game, we won't be able to Q anymore if you're not actually Plat or more.
That's sort of gone.
I was invited but it was either spend time with family or playing a League of Legends tournament so I picked the spend time with family.
Really?
Yeah.
So why don't you spend time with your family tomorrow and then play on Monday?
Because I have to go back to I have to go back home and that's
It is and I
Be a fucked up son. I just turned him in over
You know spending time with bad man because you know, yeah, I don't know how much longer there on this planet, you know
Okay, okay
What do I land?
What role do you play also?
I play, I'm a good top laner, I'm good everything.
What are you?
Wait, let's play bot lane, let's play bot lane.
Huh?
Let's play bot lane.
I thought it was 180 euros.
Yeah, some of you, you have to buy this store?
I'm gonna send it out.
I'm just trying to...
Ah, I just waved to you, I just waved to you.
I'm like, if you don't be telling you, check out the slug.
No, no, no, no, no, Jason the Wayne, Jason the Wayne, you know.
That's crazy, but I can't get you to that show, I've not made it, so...
No, no, no, who the fuck is Jack out of slug?
I... you...
I'm asking, Mr. Slayne, is you on?
Not me, not me, wrong guy, wrong guy.
Alright, well, I feel like I have you on this court, so you can try that.
I got you, yeah.
I got to call you on this court.
Alright, yeah.
Bye.
Yo, we could call him on this court.
wait breath I don't know if we're doing fox that we say we want to play ring
dick Drake yeah let me put to them is he all right cool cool cool not schools
cool school JJ I have something planned bro I have to go somewhere bro that's
perfect timing bro wait bro I love you bro hey happy early birthday man wait
you coming I can't bro I can't but I'll see I'll see I'll see I'll see if I
come make my flight earlier I'll pay for your flight you pay for it and dead
ass can't make it I mean you have to be like if it's a time thing then you
know hold on hold on wait wait let me know up on my phone I'm lagging with
I
Would pay for a flight to come on birthday. Yes
Yeah, yeah, I'll pull up there. I bet
I bet love you bro. Love you piece over your breath. Peace
Hey, what's good, bro?
So man, how you doing man?
We go to play. Yeah, I should play for it. We're not I should put a foreign stream today
I have a question
Yeah, because I once if I was still the goat and I like I was like, you know what? Yeah, I'm the fun goat
So you want to support me bot lane or?
I mean, I can't bad or not. I mean let me support. Let me support you. Let me support you. I'm a good support
Have a mean thresh
Hmm
How about this we both play random?
What are you allowed to lock in a man in his game at all or not?
like if you do fill and whenever it's on the pic you should pick random are you
allowed to do it
we can do fill no let's just go balling
oh my god i'm better what's your username
i had you you had me at it look i have you in the game now look where
But I'm a rock look at your friends. I'm right there which one. Oh
X X QCC. Okay, okay
See what were the friends we all even friend of me and you difference in rank is too high
Wait no way I think I think maybe you need to play one gamer. Oh my god
All right, what we want me? Oh
No, no. Wait, wait, hold on a minute. Let me just say your last game I played it.
Oh my god. I played this so long. What?
Hold on. I got you. Hold on.
Wait, wait. You want a 5 stack? I heard Emma was down.
Sure.
Wait, what?
Is it Jason?
Jason.JasonNMS.
Um, I can't see your your last games
Yeah, cuz I don't I don't play like go brother use op dot gg not this bullshit. Yeah. No you should be high enough actually yeah
I don't know I think I need to play one game
Like if you're not ranked you can't put somebody who's like far off the the main line
So you're telling me to cue one ranked game and play by myself?
Yeah.
Bro, let's just play Flex, man.
OK, I mean, true, OK.
I mean, it's a one-uninvestment, but it's all good.
I just want to play with you.
Ah, by the way, I got you.
What?
You should play the tournament, though.
You should add your pants.
How about you extend your stay with your pants for about one more day?
You know what I mean?
Um, I could.
I gotta see I gotta see wait I'm a place to pour sure
What about Mother's Day, what are you doing for Mother's Day?
What is that?
What do you mean? What is that? What do you mean was that?
No, what is that? I
Think that's the I think that's the tent
Oh, I always give my mom a flower arrangement for Mother's Day and shit.
What's your millionaire?
What's that?
What's your millionaire?
Yeah, but I buy my mom shit all the time.
I give her on the Rebellion order and on Mother's Day, I give her like a thought.
Like thoughts are the best gift to give on days that matter for people.
You know you'll learn that once you get older.
You give her thoughts?
Yes.
It's the thought that you give people that mean the most, especially time and thoughts.
By far the best gifts on the days that matter.
If somebody doesn't accept those gifts on those days, they suck it because you can
give them shit all the time.
You can give them an item here and there right but on those they give them time
Time and thought like what do you mean by thoughts though like I'm thinking of you
Okay, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? I guess before I can play literally anyone I can play anyone against blitz
right way Alistar Leona
Against blitz you can give him that that punishes for you being close like Nautilus
What about pike? What about pike?
It's gonna skill match up
It's a skill matchup, it's not you're not any manager at all. It's okay. I don't I don't counterpick. That's pussy
Okay, what do you mean don't say GG bro
Don't say GG
I
mean
I mean, it's not GG. I mean, okay, it's not GG. It's reverse GG. It shows that it's fucking awful.
Horrible pig?
Um, okay. Smolder's busted, but I can't carry with that early game. Maybe, maybe, yo, low-key Tristana smokes then here.
Tristana's good pigs. Ah, no skin.
But anyway, I land my ass on their forehead and I gun them down.
I understand a play, this is my most played game.
I played this game when I was 13, there's this one time I was in my room, I didn't want
to wake my parents up so I peed in a bottle but I missed the bottle.
Because I didn't want to get a little bit of a miscue, okay.
I did my in my rooms. Uh-oh, uh-oh, I feed myself. It's basically what I started.
All right. All right. You know what? You know, I did it. I did it. I got home from school.
They did not say it. It is it. And, okay, I'm in Geo game. I have a game. Game starts again.
Game starts loading. I'm gonna load it like this. Okay. Enemy player. Actually, I shouldn't
That's not even true.
Let me get any further.
I'm playing Frost Voodi Irelia, okay?
Frost Voodi Irelia.
That's a good skin.
And it triggers my brain.
I go, yo, yo.
Bing, bing, bing.
And I actually become brick.
I have to Zarkoffa.
Wow.
The game is loading it.
And I did the whole process.
And I made it to lane in time.
Like, think about that.
Wow.
Started in the shoe why no in the loading and they made the lane
Like that's crazy. No, seriously. Is that real real story? Yeah, I mean buddy. I
Are you how to cause a hurry?
No, she's she's beautiful, but I really it's hot though
Frost blade. I really I look at that frost blade. I wrote the old loading screen was a heavy
like this is the new one right it's not too bad it's not too bad very nice cool
but the old one though like dude I can't open my fucking Google Chrome and want
to look do you know ball Calista look he look good too no no no Calista no
Calista is scary he's scary well he's getting like a like a star and
It's right. Let me change that star
Frostbite Aurelia
Okay, I don't think that's in it. That's the real story. I swear
Miss Fortune miss fortune though miss fortune bubble go RK miss fortune. Yeah, okay
It was kind of like that. Oh, what was it? I try to pull the strapped it and I couldn't finish and I okay
I swear. I was still locked in it. I could I can finish a beat it
And I end up playing with the whole game with my pants down to my upper thighs.
Like, I finished the game with my whole thing out.
I swear it's a real story.
Wait, what's the story?
What the fuck?
What's the story items?
Oh, wait.
Oh, you're done.
Yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, I'm done.
Oh, wait.
Game already started?
Oh, I'm on a Starlink.
But it's a real story.
It's a real story.
And I had this chair that had like this like,
it's like not netting,
But it was like this weird like ropes like at the bottom and it was etched into my skin so bad
Fucking bad bad. Let's see. Yeah, these were very badly him. Oh
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry very bad very bad
My god, I'm like I'm like oh my god
misfortune misfortune
how are you liking this game from the 1900s
ah cuz uh
oh you like it my game
no i'm back i'm back i'm back
i'm gonna hit low two get ready
come on walk up
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah i mean you're not you're not like it at all
i'm sorry
i'm sorry
woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just give me just just push the wave in push the way
That should go here. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get the cannon
Yeah, I can't believe these they look at it. It's gonna do that for me. It's always there
What but just in general?
No, it's good. You definitely but in general it doesn't give you more gold anymore. They remove that they did
Big ball
Yep, they are great
Ah! No!
Come on, come on, come on. I'm dead.
I did it, Flashy! Bro!
Get out of there!
Nice.
Okay!
Why did I not get a reset to check?
It's starting to leak around the data.
Lacey and Peggy still have it.
I didn't get a reset, brother!
I swear.
Yo X X bro what that was on me. I'm sorry
No, I get reset on on on on red ball
Watch this though. Watch this though. I
Think it's loaded before I let my last auto attack landed. I think I
Need to go a better way. We should we should be able to win this even though we lost
Like my like my mom exploded me there is why did you get a reset there?
I got ready with the year with this crazy
Oh tell me I'm a good supporter. I just have you manipulate the wave.
Oh yeah yeah good support, well done.
How many hours you got in this game?
Thousands, brother.
I don't understand a single word you're saying.
Word?
Wait wait, I don't get gold anymore or something.
No, no, but it's so good you do it because out of the cannon is like a multi-kitted miss, right?
So he still want to have yours charged whenever they can. That's just to help me
Okay, okay, okay
We can we can still come over and don't don't be afraid to engage like you look it's still a bad fighter
Um, I feel like that might have
Okay
So look out what are you doing?
Why okay now I know you're back now I get it. That wasn't me
Brother, what are you doing? You were playing low-confidence it buddy buddy look out low
You got if you freeze you actually locked in it, and you hit your spells. I don't win that what are you?
Oh god.
You're totally right.
Bro, you see how low he got?
I miss my Q and then you engage.
You don't engage when I miss Q.
I used all my abilities, I autoed.
And I miss my E, you don't engage there.
It's cap, it's any good playable.
You W'd into a blitzcrank.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
I had a more output, we should be able to kill him
before they did it.
I brother you miss your shit. I don't want to tell you. Yes. I miss my Q and then you double do a little bit of our gift
It's okay, it's okay, we still win we just need a couple games
It's it's look your timing there to actually hit them. Oh now now they have just so many women adding that yeah, not good
Not good play passive wait for a moment
Okay
Bad bad oh my fucking
It's so embarrassing
Yo, we're all I'm gonna build this
Probably that right
We're just doing it again. It's oh, why is he fighting scuttle?
I have the wrong bill actually why build the wrong shit. I ever ever the wrong shit. I was doing down
Guy
Like Mike Mike Mike it is very good. Yes easy to get back here
Yo, he's six and oh
You know the man after a couple
I'm gonna just fucking what? Yeah, yo, yo
Holy shit. I look at that. We're gonna. No, no, no, don't engage. Okay, you shit
Don't jump in a six and oh do not jump in he has nothing and you're hitting nothing like
We need to party like let me get the free back man
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna try and find something here. Oh
My god, bro. No, no stop your back. It's not good back
Wait this is good this is good this is good a mumu genki win the game
He has no mana not for a double just don't take too much damage
Oh my god he's better
But there's a dude that ain't like you're doing nothing you're hiding in the bush they're doing what's it
Like I know
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No FF, FF, FF, FF, FF next game!
No, no, no, FF next game!
I did it!
Holy shit!
Like, I mean, I mean, yeah, I, bro, I can't...
Both times!
You did zero damage and I got to my speed one beat you
He's doing nothing
I'm
Oh my god, brother brother you picked people no it was blitzcrank
Yes, I told you there was a counting stuff. Yeah. Oh, I
Don't care about blitzcrank to list the counters me cuz he can just dodge every auto
I don't play with that shit I bet I've been the one and it's just sniping to
it doesn't matter I put more people thumbs no no no no no what are you doing what are
you doing why are you playing you are playing why are we fighting why why just just playing
You have to play passive! We cannot win 2v2!
Brother, you're stunned, you jump in front, it stuns both of them!
So we can both die? What are you talking about?
Please, focus!
You're playing like you're playing silver, it's actually scary.
I don't know what to do here, he's gonna hook me on the tower and I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die like holy fucking shit
Come on
Please please focus please focus
Kill him I'll grab came you think we should kill him
Holy shit, bro.
I mean, not anymore. I mean, you had to play aggro after you missed this hook.
Blitz with no hook is goddamn useless.
Brother, Blitz is not the problem.
These are opportunities we missed.
This is not the problem. It's Kalista.
No, it's not the problem.
It's an old Kalista.
Yo, yo, we're gonna do what we do, and we're gonna look at the damage output.
The Blitz with auto-attack did more than you with your entire kit.
Like, it's just insane.
I was auto-attacking the whole fucking time.
I will do what we do. It's all good.
I
Was on me, I X I'll take accountability there
Thank you for getting her chap is all done. Thank you. Thank you for understanding. Okay. I was
Like like I look against like I'm telling you like these are these are actual interval. Okay. I can I can kill them
He's in he's in he's backing some over here
Oh, we could probably get a plate off of this, maybe you can give us.
I'm gonna back and get that jerk
Somebody
Like a bully this guy wants to do dragon
Oh, no, we're not doing that
This is risky here
Welcome to Berenice.
Any minions here?
Get some XP levels.
I'm not thinking of anything with Slingshot, I just thought that was the build because the game recommended it.
But I mean, I was like, no, I don't ever build that.
And Bill said I don't ever build that. I've never do that.
I'll just keep being mandatory and that's all the same.
I can't hit her! She's jumping!
I
Yeah, I mean it's more of an experience thing
It's fucking
Oh my god, oh my fucking god you
Oh
I should have used my my the hook button
I'm going to be honest with you, I have to leave this lane, I'm sorry.
You know what's sad? This guy is actually inferior. He's not good at all.
Like, it's why it sucks, because we wouldn't actually want that.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Please, FF. FF. FF. FF. FF. FF.
Oh, I'm not very sure. We need to get the guy out of here.
No, no, no. I swear to God, I'm not this bad.
Oh my god.
I mean, we can look at the ball there, brother, brother, like, I play this game a fucking
thousand times.
Okay, I know my limits, I guess Galista, we win those fights any day, even when you're
far behind it, it doesn't matter, like an output is incredibly strong.
I just don't agree.
Like we win that any week I'm not the loser over for like engaging in the beginning of the war ball like we're buying
We can't we can't anymore
Oh my god, I missed that kill
Like he's you know, he's signing too like this is like a bolder sliver
And buddy, I've been playing other games for 15 years and I'm still better than you close to buddy
But imagine you spend your entire day on this game you play some games and play 50 years it and you're still a failure
And you're still fucking broken shit, buddy, buddy. It is still cold in your room
I know you cannot feel your at the end of your fingers and you can't feel them
I know you can't go don't touch me. Don't touch anything don't touch that don't don't touch it
No, I know you can't afford it. Don't not touch the rest
Don't have to wait one more one more one more
Wait, we need good game bro
All right, give me the bottle.
Are you actually gonna bottle review?
No, no, no. Let me go talk to you.
Let me go talk to you.
Do you want a bottle? I'll go top.
You want a top?
Yeah, I'll play against you. Do you have a rancor?
And I'll show you, like, I style on the go.
Like, what is this plat?
Like, I'm gonna style them.
Are you gonna go top then? I'm gonna go jungle.
Yeah, do that.
Wait, jungle is different now, huh?
I have a good jungle. I just I don't understand you the new jungle. That's all.
I
Just have to
But I used to be a you dear man
I'm not I'm not big fan of that look here
I had a really good Evelyn like no bullshit. I had a really good Evelyn is Evelyn good this patch or
Oh
I actually I don't think so
Evelyn can always be good if you're good at earth. That's one of those things
But I think in generally if that doesn't make you as good
Graves is broken. I had a nice graves. Oh, what about Xinchao? Xinchao. My Xinchao used to be really good.
But this is... I mean...
Who's my top one?
Uh, it's better than Sen's.
Sen is good.
I like Graves too.
Saigo Graves?
Sinchia, did he, did he, is there another order swap?
Ah, you.
Sinchia's really good.
Alright man, I'm gonna go with Sinchia.
You know that's how you say hi and get in the knees?
You say what?
I said you know that's how, uh, you know that's how you say hi and get in the knees?
You know that's how, uh, Viego, oh my god, Viego counters.
Viego counters.
What's Viego counters?
Um...
Oh, not Warren, come on, why are you all making it so boring, oh my fucking god, bruh.
Wait, wait, Viego counters, is it Lee Sin, Lee Sin Graves, Sin Chow, Sin Chow?
Oh, what counter is that shit?
Sin Chow, Sin Chow.
Who goes Sin Chow?
I think I'm gonna self-counter myself, I mean, I'm not like one of the games
anyway, it doesn't matter.
one thousand battles I like I like some chow it's still W match right where's the
I
Want wait I go ghost
AP brother
I forgot to I've heard the TP or make an actual
It's okay. I mean it won't matter too much
And I ain't that would have been really good for it. I should get him though. I don't
Well, man, it's too late, bro
It's echo
Bro, I came from XGC, as a challenger man, he engaged after you missed pool, that's a complete error on his part, you did play poorly, but that's post-tilt, don't pick, counter pick, bro.
This guy's not challenger, I mean he's not challenger. If he's challenger, he'll be out there grinding and playing the game, the guy's dog shit the game, I mean it doesn't matter.
Like, brother, brother, challenger, challenger,
doesn't mean fucking jack dog shit.
Slot out, bang, done.
We don't care, we don't care.
So you gonna make my birthday soon?
Maybe.
Like really?
No.
Buddy, I was a child and I was a higher percentage
of the player base than this guy is right now
at his prime, you know, spams the game.
Like, it's just, well, I don't give a shit.
Like, this is a pun for me, bro.
Bro, I nearly made a pro in two games
and I went pro in one game.
This guy's fucking talking and chatting,
like he's some fucking god as he plays the game.
All right, like all day when they play a base,
he's fucking died down, like, you're a dumbass,
you're a dumbass.
Who's the best lead player?
Is it still Faker?
UC.
UC?
All right, should I go score slot or gust walker here?
Who should I go gust walker or gusts a scores claw?
Louie red
I've never heard of these items I've never heard of them in my life. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna start
So I can get you okay, I'm gonna feed you this game
Let a fed mouth fight like
Fed mouth fight is the is I mean it's really free. It's a free winner like
Like this is not like top as the back in it is
Like like new fed mouth fight is bossed a shit
You can't play the game. They can't like they can't move. They can't they can't attack. It's just disgusting. Oh my god. Oh
My god Jesus me last we lost we lost he lost
no one's helping me no one's helping me no one's helping me leash do you fucking
jeez bro wait jungle doesn't need help anymore actually no I don't know the lens
given too fast to the only can you wish
yeah this guy's couple grab it with the game it's just like this hair
I
Do a full clear still right?
Oh shit
Yeah, okay
the crowns man. I'm getting back. I will be annoying. I should not have been in that
I
Carry the weight I could dive that actually
Not anymore
Doran's elm what the fuck is that?
Let's bust this shit what?
Wow, good job! Wow!
No, you're left standing.
I wish this guy played something like an alarm or played it aggressive, it's just kind of annoying.
Wait, you gotta help me scuttle.
No.
Oh my god.
Help you scuttle? Or I mean, are you- are you gonna ask?
Wait, stop, stop, stop!
Careful, careful, careful.
I'm gonna save my spike. I mean, smite.
Hello, I told you I
Didn't know you did that I'm not I had no idea
I had my I had my hand on the fuck the wrong vines. I'm not I have been playing don't love Dota
Oh, I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm coming out. I'm coming to help you
All this is huge
I'm huge!
You're a mess here.
He was behind the bush though.
No, that's fine. It's fine. Rowing to E2.
We're moving to E2. I'm big. I'm huge.
I'm huge.
Ah, he missed.
It's okay. It's okay.
Okay, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh my god, no!
Wow wow wow
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna help you push this thing or no. You don't want me to help you?
Ah she, yep. Nice.
Warrior moves with purpose.
What is this all man?
What? He's back? How?
I'll help you push.
Is it to be sure that I know what?
Actually, I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna leave.
I mean, I love the Lydrexia there. I mean, I'm gonna be like an entire level behind this. It's like really bad for me, but it's good overall, though.
I feel like I'm back, holy shit.
So, I'm built, I'm lucky.
Where are you gonna go against that?
I...
I'm just gonna get a Caval and then I'm gonna build the item and then finish the item.
I'll do Caval, then, um...
Caval, then...
full thorn mill then finish the cowl
because I don't want to finish the cowl is bad because you won't be putting the lane for free
but I need the MR so what do I do
ah okay understood I understand
what does he not do damage or
What's going on, bot?
You might have to drop it not lowkey.
I'm gonna help him.
Does percentage help?
Should I manage it?
I'll take the CS, don't mind if I do.
Okay, so now I know that the chat is fucking dog shit is game like it's not magic
It's it's a percentage help but as what as magic it like I mean you're fucking brain dead
You're bro. You're fucking brain dead
I think I'm gonna get you fed this game. Okay, it's a topside topside look here
Like what
You okay?
I mean I have barrier.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
Maybe I could do something here.
I might be able to do something.
Oh my god.
That's a little bit.
It's me.
It's me.
I think I missed fucking 2 and a half ways.
I'm a fucking beast.
I'll push him in.
I'll get a little tax gone too.
Maybe get everything here.
They're cool.
Hmm
May I serve as the seneshell of the massia until my final breath the massia
Oh my god
I
Game died by some fucking loser
No holding the dodger there, okay? I'm done. I'm done. If you're gonna, if you're gonna sleep bronze, I'm not gonna be your chat
I'm not giving a fuck about that. Like you're fucking bronze. Hello. You can hold it. You can reset all the damage
I cannot kill him in an air combo. He will not die. He will not die.
I'm like yeah, just like it's just a roll around.
It's why it's why I hit me on string because people are generally bronze and mobs
People think they're better than anybody else when they're fucking straight ass dog shit
That's fine, I mean, but it's just help the help the help wins help wins
Buddy not only do I have the barriers in the TP, but I miss a two and a half waves of XP
like after I was winning my lane like no it's just my monkey like it's just
it's one of those hangers. It's a bad CD it says okay.
okay okay
what was your peak on this game?
survival, nothing else.
Hello?
What's your name?
I was in the chat.
What was it?
What was your peak on this game?
Master 200.
Master 280 something like that.
Listen, he's going up to Scuttle.
Dude, they're getting the thingy.
Wait, what is that?
I can't do it.
I can't take it.
I can't compete there.
Hello?
What?
I'm not even back anymore.
I'm a winger.
What do we do here?
Wait, they gave it up.
Wow.
They fucking gave it up.
Wow.
Interesting.
I'm coming top.
We went 2v2?
Yes or no?
Oh, yeah.
I'm coming.
Load.
I'm coming.
Oh my fucking beast. Oh my god. I'm so good. Good job.
are you mad about there's no way there is there's just no way there is just no way
Wade, you got-
You're-
You're just- to help, you help.
That's good, man.
Bugger's zero.
Bugger's good, man.
I like that.
Also, kills is not a real concept.
Unless you're doing it intentionally
or you're hurting the game.
You know what I mean?
But,
like I'm helping the game,
you know what I mean?
Okay, bro.
I might just eaten by radiance.
Whatever you're saying, man.
I wasn't gonna finish it,
but the reality is that
This guy already is already pushing with it matters like they didn't get it with it
Wait, do I max e next or q
I don't have smiley that I was crushing this guy like like like before all that shit like
Like it doesn't matter. I would have fucking rolled it anyway
guys ask of the game just the way you trade it is just bad
I own this jungle I own the jungle
he's just missing for that what's up my boy what's up my boy
I
What did you my boy
Fight me big boy, I'm feeding I'm feeding right now feeding
Oh
It's all good
Oh
It's fun
That's not worth it at all and she's got more plates and shit
It was a fortune. Oh my god, I gave him 600 buck. Holy fuck
It's okay.
Ah, now I can rumble this.
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Oh, I do have to keep you down.
I think I pressed.
Oh, man.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I
Make the wearer oh, yeah, she had a salary though. I'll be texting all of this, too
Are you a question marking?
Bramble is fucking great it's right bro Bramble has to be one of the highest the items in the whole game
Oh, it's it's it's jelly surprising to even put that into the game. It makes no sense. You get a
It makes it builds into it's its utility and on top of that it has anti-heal
Who thought of this shit? Who sat there and built it's the most
I don't even know fucking game on God. It's so busted
You know how valuable the anti-heal is in his game?
It's always intentional, but that wasn't an unintentional one because you have to build it anyway
He's actually right.
He helped.
Oh my god.
There's my team.
I also had a fucking AD on anything.
Oh wow.
He just whizzed past me.
He just whizzed the enemy.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
No, it's really not even less than that
I mean, I just, I think our top lane is MIA
Okay, that's a B
No one is supposed to walk there?
Nah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay
This game is already won, okay, this game is over
This game is over, we're welcome
We can kill this Ekko man, I think one of these ones is Ekko right here, I'm banged.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm lucky.
I'm here, Ekko no mana.
Holy fuck you.
Man you do damage, a lot of damage.
I just I just sat on his face
No, I mean
Wow
So I guess I fight for the dream of the Masiya
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, we kill this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's my boy doing?
What's my boy doing?
He's so bad.
So good so good, I mean we're doing we're doing God's word lucky
Was this repair repair? Yeah, let me just back and I'll come help with him
Wow, what the oh
No, we fuck is jackal
He missed struggling it
They're the slugger. That's you
Oh, what do they have it?
I'll probably just, yeah, AV for sure.
Ooh, yeah, that's fun.
And then I'll just start building maybe, um, uh, Jack show?
I've frozen hard, it would go heavy here though.
Probably Jack, probably Jack show low key.
I think frozen on the jack show every
What's up, what's the way what is that shield that what the fuck is that
I'm doing zero damage right now
but it's so shit so shit
come on
holy shit this guy's shit
he missed every ability and almost killed me
what's going on? AD, it's all AD, yo this is going to go crazy
the crowd cheers
trust me, trust me we're going to win that
which is that you need to have a little bit of faith okay
My bear actually baited him so hard that that's actually good.
I didn't get my Ash kill, the Ash kill herself by being really bad, not dodging the tornado
and the whole thing is just about the game, not my fault.
Now you know what makes me feel bad?
He's got stuck by tornado and he couldn't play the game properly.
Like he's the dog of the game.
I didn't bait him, he baited himself, I went for it.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, you can drive it?
I didn't know that
That states yep, I like that. Yep. Yep. Yep
Come on. What?
Yeah, go for it
I'm coming it carries on the way. Oh
No, I'm here. I can win this I can win this verse turn into tags
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Get out of there. I'm here. I'm here. I'll put you on my backpack.
Come on. Holy, holy dual of faith. This is like Luke Skywalker against the um, what, what,
all of us. You see? But it doesn't matter because he's a tank! He's a tank! I can't
kill him oh man bro I was biting my nails wasn't that man you had it okay
we're breaking off the idea of swain is a fucking moron it's why is so goddamn
busted it like he gets free value the like it's good a whole game and it
all doesn't stop unless you get out of it like it's so forceful it's trash
What do you mean?
It says you.
Oh yeah, get it, get it, get it.
Whoa, what the hell, mate?
Yeah, we fight that, we fight that.
No, not at all. Hello?
Neither my spirit nor my spirit falters.
Yep, this ash hasn't altered in six minutes.
Just fucking throw out the arrow, you moron.
says you I don't know this game's kind of
loseable we need the arrows we the
elves like it's the only ability she
had that he she's lost land
Finally, freedom from all that courtly gossip.
I missed.
Get out, get out, get out, we can't, we can't, we can't.
We can't, we can't, we can't.
No we cannot, we cannot, please listen to me.
Fuck this champion the tank is gone the tank is not in the fight
Get the fucking bullshit or I don't think we win that I'm not gonna lie
Where's our age man
How do we fuck he's trying it
I
Fucking ash KS, bro. This ash is good for you. Look at that lane go box
Rocks only I don't even think I win this I know land
Yes, I know we're live. Oh my god, bro
I
Can't recall this is over
Oh, it's a toss but I can't want it
Like our art
That's not it. No. No. No. We did that. We did that engage. We get to this guy. Go. Go. Go. Go. Come here
I
Know this is an evil the Viego is made out of paper and his brain is empty like it's it's so free
Wait Viego dead we bearing oh my god, I'm so well I said look what I'm at. We're going back. I mean I was ready
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh jungles. Oh my gosh
I'm having fun in fucking so long this game.
I'm so fast.
Is he impressed me?
I'm bound by oath, not birth.
Wait.
Oh, I'm not there. Do not engage me. Do not even up me.
Like, it's so bad without me.
Good buff.
Better to move.
Where are they yet?
I'm here. Oh, I'm not there. I'm not I'm dead. I'm dead. That's what I am. I'm dead.
That's all teams. That's not bad though. Hold on. You're cooking. Yo, you like a
Yo is that him?
You fucking piece of shit!
Yo, yo this is how it's so fucking busted.
Oh no.
It's my quadro bro.
Bang!
Bang!
Fucking best man
Hey stable it takes for the raid fake wave
Yeah, you ready to do the bill. I lost yours. I'm not trying to do it again. I don't know
I don't have some Mike I
Don't have some might
Nice.
Risky, but I like it.
It's when you don't have smite that you lock in the most.
Sometimes nothing smite actually is better than smite.
I feel like giving away gold.
Do it, okay.
I don't think I get ma here.
I
Need I need the Jack show what should I build here chat? We think we're guardians angel or
Or do I finish
What is the song man skip this shit
What?
Come on, GA.
I... yeah.
Um, then if they get... if they get sold, they're gonna have fucking four mountains.
How much is that gonna be?
Oh, wow, that's fucking 20% of yo yo yo
Coming coming coming
No, no, no back back. No, we go go disengage. No, I'm not a bitch. Yes, I
Feel like we just leave okay, I guess
That was like literally frikils our whole team is there is one shot
I mean so good so what's coming there if you're any exact I have to build
Do I have to try to build the mantle or the vest first?
Who the fuck is Jack or the Slug?
Yeah, apparently it's you but I mean we haven't figured it out yet.
Who made that name? I thought I was...
Crack!
Crack?
I don't think we fire I mean you know what we can actually go outside that oh yeah
they might have acid yeah they're gonna have that on the set
oh no fuck no no no just calm calm calm calm calm and then I fight
what do you remember I don't know
I need help!
You fuck who we with there!
Well, I mean, no.
So, I mean, I need to be behind it. I have to.
If I die then it's really bad for us. I mean, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess, uh...
If you had to, you're full HP.
I had to. You're full HP could have won.
No, no, no, no. I have multiple things that give me regen.
Like, I was very, very well flashed.
Like, it's because my character has a bunch of regen share.
I was super low I like the spare but it's just not very optimized for like the the actual
setup here I don't think yeah I mean I don't even know I love this was a hollow
Oh
17 kills
No, I see she's gonna ask to be not dog shit lookie
Your thoughts on core
Coming
I'm coming I'm coming. Oh, yeah. Okay. I thought you were dead there
It's not that one. No
Oh
Yo, we're lucky that that kill is fucking...
Mother of...
They actually turn on me and use the fucking everything, like...
I don't even know why they would do that.
But he...
They...
Bro, they use everything, I mean, I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
Does that go to shit?
Wait, I'm tanking.
well they didn't they didn't they didn't
no they roll they they wasted both of our game changers nice wow nice should we
bearing here or what they brought their wincon is at least a good fucking
yes waltz but it's a wincon they're coming shit so do we so do we drag in
here um we go dragons I think we drag it okay can you get that word please rock
which one the rock the rock
I don't know. Followed adjust.
Okay, what do you have?
Oh, no, he's in the midway pushes over.
Oh, no. This is this is like, this is like, this is like worse than the worst case.
Pretty bad. No, I hit the thing. I don't know.
Ash. Yo. Somebody push me.
Good job boys, good job, good job toppler, good job.
Can we get a clap all around up there?
Good job, good job all the jungle, good job.
That doesn't matter, we can get mech out.
Very good game right there, very good game.
Hit the throne, throne, throne, throne.
I'm down, I guess I'll get some kills here.
Let's get top of the game, okay?
Oh no please.
That was actually good, these are actually good fights, nobody can only get to fight that
much.
Wow, that was so good.
See, we're both top energy.
See, you got me.
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, oh my god.
One more.
yeah yeah oh my god oh my god one more one more yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're
good one more we gotta finish when we both take off so we first finish yeah
no no no please don't I don't know what I oh my god okay okay okay fine okay
well the problem with this game that the people that designed this game is
that they made bottom the role with your it doesn't matter you're always
the victim yeah like even when you're fit is that you're always the victim it's
so shit like it's just gone awful it's not fun to play okay fine what are you
going to top yeah okay I can't believe I'm missing this turn of me
It's better now than new items and shit but it's just wait I'm not playing ribbon.
I like jungle.
The base may add a paper, and it respawns on a fast set.
Like, either one happened with Power Creep or the number crunch at the office at Riot
Games, but I've made it to the bottom of my heart.
The base may add a paper, short respawns, and fast waves is killing the game, genuinely.
There's no thinking behind everything is so streamlined that you know what to do
every time it like yeah what you want your player base to feel like is it good
that they have to think about something and make a decision that will impact the
outcome of the game that's voluntary that is that the game plays for itself
it's really dumb I agree I agree oh my god they changed my they they took away
my zinch out. Who should I play here? I could play any champion.
Play it to me you're good at son. I mean I put you on my backpack last game.
No no no but no you didn't need to add in. As a player you're actually good at this
time. Like this game. I'm good at everything. I'm good at pretty much everything.
What's like the highest kill level jungle listen like
Please not for you don't I'm play graves graves good
Graves is fun ribbon driven jungle is not a pee
I think she was for a little bit Lisa
No, no, no
It is I play ribbon jungle
Holy shit why you like you like you like you like you eat
Did you say yeet or she yeah yeah yeah yeet yeet I don't mind yeah yeah he's
pretty good as his 80 or no 80 yeah recent album he had a banger that's
on job that's on the yeah yeah there's two bears in there great great what if
you're a PBM your album I'm gonna crash the party oh shit what am I playing
Oh
people that play um do that play range tops
probably wonder where things went wrong in their life and what was done to them they are the problem
that they make the midlet if you play a rain stop you are the problem of your own life that's the
That's the problem if they they are
Quinn top vain top you're a fucking loser
Rammel's not throughout range of all
But he has short range abilities.
Like I say, XUC take.
What did you just say?
Something controversial?
Just feel that play top lanes are miserable and they make their own life miserable and
They blend the world, but they fucking suck it.
They're trashy people and they're from society.
And I would actually even say that there's a high trend
that they go to jail within five years
after playing top lane, range.
Aren't like a lot of the top laners,
like they're like some of them.
They're weird, they're weird, they're weird.
Some of them came out as like a pedophile.
Hello?
Yeah, no, they can be crimes, yeah?
Wait, who though?
Who is this?
Jax mains a
Sin sin a sin. Oh, we don't say the name. We don't say that name bad name. Oh, what?
That's crazy. Wait. Why?
That would act in it. We're back to it. Okay
Wait that that was your boy
No, no, what the fuck?
Well, that's your boy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna skip, I'm gonna skip, I'm gonna skip.
I want to skip.
Try.
What are you playing on odds? You playing any songs or...
Yeah, I'm playing a band right now.
What are you playing? What are you playing?
I didn't go in the ring, right? I stopped him.
What is that?
I'm playing one of my favorites.
One of my favorite clothes.
What's it called?
It's by Faye Yuching.
Let's check his stream.
I feel like it. I just... Oh, I should have sent my EM down there.
It's a good fucking song to the answer to.
I'm cooking is full man
Excited for you decided for ice man
Yeah, I think it'll give you day. Is it is it's right you would very close no
Yeah, but when when drinks excited by the project it usually goes heavy
And seems to be very adamant about his one and so I'm looking forward to it
What's the next drag stream when he wants to lose a lot of money
Did you hear no lacy got arrested real
Oh my I mean I can because I wanted to harass and I'm still doubted it
Wait, do I W the camps?
Why am I-
Alright, who set it up anyway?
That was clearly a fake news thing. Come on, bruh.
Was that a thing?
What's the most criminating thing you've done?
I'm not getting anything that's on the streamer.
I'm coming.
Big, big, big, big!
He's out. He's out.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm gonna die here.
I lost the fucking Scuttle.
That was really fucking close.
I didn't...
I am so bad.
Oh
My god, is it raining outside
I
Never do Seattle like oh, I was at the edge of his shield that I fucking flashed at the absolute max range
and when
I didn't see any holy shit. That's what I do
But I do see a kill mid lane
Ah, so why is what?
What is that? What is this? What is that? It gives light.
How do I do that? How do I use that?
out of there otherwise why don't these guys they he um he virgins a lot
oh oh oh no he just died wow
I'm gonna do that's my fault a smart cast is so bad on this character I always
try to turn it off but the smart cast is so shit if you don't do the whole
line it cancels it I hate that man I hate it oh my god no bro how is he level 6
before me jeef fucking jeez no because the way the way smart gas works is that
you don't see your ability but you don't do the whole line so bram it just it
just you can't do it it'll reset it
my god
my god
it's on release
wait
wait
oh my god
oh my blue boss
Yeah, I was a nerd at this when I was young and literally beat my but that that piece story is real
I've got game by came out trading was it juggled it right now? I'm sorry
No, I was right. I wasn't wanted and now present my way. I think I can get dragged here. I
Think you go I go straight with this right? Yeah, thanks. Can I bust it?
None of the pub does but I didn't either I mean
Have you ever drink your own piss before
No, what the hell would you do that? Like who died it?
No, just didn't die one.
oh
Nice mechanics that's an M like it's just gonna like the selling point of it right like also you don't want to give me
I like a mechanical blokes either
Fuck
Like Dota and deadlock are like mechanical blots like it's like it's super overwhelming
My back here do I
Okay
We're even more watchable
The league had like the decades developed as an esports and that lock is diving a release games in pre alpha
It's like a closed the pre alpha compared to like an established fucking industry leader in eSports like what?
Like comparing dying ants to a fucking galaxy, you know, I agree I agree
I mean, I knew I was getting ganked, I was going to dive him, but this fucking bitch has
Of course actually this any is removing Zelda and there we go this might as well try to make an attempt on that
Well, yeah, I mean it
The reason that people that love their game are always defensive against true takes about their game and it's actually
What makes the game?
Being held back because the devs won't address the actual problems of their game
It because of the glazers is the problemer that luck is unwatchable
Like a watch was already unwatchable
Now it's even worse like that lucky like as like 10 times more permission and no watch
My god, here we go. He likes this queue we get it fucking to nowhere
Okay, I remember when it was game slowly
Where am I some miracle I can't I can't be my some miracles. You just got fucking eliminated. What happened?
This is getting fucking boiled low-key, but I don't feed you. I'm chilling I
I
Agree I agree. I lose it if that was a was a watch I do say that I mean another thing I
agree brand passive
I mean do I just try and help top here like how do I play this? No, I mean
Even if it kills them now, I can't really help them that much
Vlad oh my god, they all have juice
But if you don't need to just go back to just understanding that your game has to be one
from the play for the players, but also has to be able to deliver a story. That's a product for an iPad is that
They cannot deliver good narratives and I've been able to capture it in the eSports album
How about gank? How about I'm right here, bro. How about this one?
I mean you're not talking to me I mean maybe yeah I'm me I'm me up and I mean
it you know I can say I'm ganking you I want I want I want it I want it I want
it go for them I want it oh my god I could hold to it I'm so fucking idiot
what oh my mask is still in damage why didn't I oh we could kill him for real
I know I mean we're low-key can I kind of jerking over there little oh my fucking
chat blood letter do we do I bother with I mean I think I think I think
Maybe this shit first no?
Who has a better late game?
way played it is or that's I mean that's really best that's not in the game
but like so it was what I got like a choose our fucking straight busted are
you chill it how long is the song man
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
Classic Bronze is a little bit of flair, don't you shit?
Don't think our glass is gonna quit as you know?
I just cute ducking.
I'm just gonna build a haunting dive and see when it goes...
I'm dead.
I just...
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do I do?
I do I do zero damage. I like grave is good
So I don't know how it works up I don't get it is it is it on key depress like I
Depressed the key like I hate this is smart cast the ghost and puts it's bad
I'm three levels down
I don't want to play, I don't want to play, I don't want to play.
I don't want to play, I don't want to play, I don't want to play.
31, the elephant!
Yo, yo, somebody at Riot Gaming needs to be fired for thinking that you should be allowed
to forgive the game without somebody's input.
If I say no, it should be no full stop.
We're not winning that fucking game, bro.
It's incredibly unfair.
The person who spends the time playing a full game and you rob them.
You're not precision of never been a thing of the other side.
Voting is if it's fucking trash shit.
If you're shit at the game, why'd you even input on voting in it?
Fuck you!
You shouldn't be allowed to vote!
You play the goddamn game!
The way it's meant to be, man!
Oh my god, dude...
Fuck, bro...
Are you done?
Um, the one that has a three-man lobby, we can join him in.
Fuck it. One more, one more.
Me and this pro can join it for a full five pro stack if you want of course.
That's great. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that man.
Oh no, they've got any little spot there.
I don't think he wants to play with us.
He said waffle and he's laughing.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I think I just won the game off that.
I don't think the only one who's in that path is the one that's not dead.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I was going to miss the CS, but I'll wait, hold on, we don't need CS.
Uh oh, GZ is still on, we won, we won, I just can't do every auto, oh my god.
Yeah, I build it.
Well, you should play this character, don't kill you.
Lost to Jackal.
Lost to Jackal.
No.
I don't play this character.
Lost to Jackal.
Holy shit.
I don't play this ass dog shit.
You don't play either.
Oh.
Okay, that's incorrect.
I can give you all my ID characters.
All my deck counts.
You can't find one that has it plays on set.
Zero.
sure, lost a fucking jack with a slug.
What the fuck was that?
Now we do the straight cap thing.
Let's take a look at it.
Chad, how do you look at it?
How do you look at it?
I've never, bro, you don't need to.
I don't play that.
You can look.
Yeah, champions that look.
Is this a quick count on that?
Yes.
Listen, you're in season 26.
Great game, lobby, bang, bang, bang, boom, boom.
I joined.
Where?
Invite him.
Invite, invite, invite.
You want to write?
All right.
You want to maybe invite me or?
I mean, you're not available.
I mean, look, you just click on my name
the right side of your screen and then right click my name and then click invite. Thank you.
Yeah, you're pulling a mud on me, Loki. No, no, I can never. I don't cheat. Play whoever. I play whoever.
And I think mechanically, I'm up there with Faker. I'm up there with one of the pros.
All right, so we're just saying that I'm shit at this point. Mechanically, I'm up there.
I used to study mechanics and just training.
And but but game sense or just saying shit game sense is that game sense is that
So, I mean what do I play? I play whoever
Um
Akali, I don't care
It isn't show
I'm running at 34,000 magic points.
Yeah, when I was 12.
I will play whoever, you pick.
I don't know, play...
What's even the fun with the one? I don't know.
Cho'Gath?
Azir? I've never played Azir in my life.
Ezreal? I'm looking at your chat.
I mean, I'll play jacks, but that's a pretty good one.
That's a pretty good one.
That's just auto.
Autoing each other.
Not true.
No, no, it's probably one of the more, more, it's on the more elaborate side for sure.
You think so?
Jacks, Riven.
Oh, I'm down for Riven.
And all that.
And the more elaborate one for sure.
I'm down to play Riven.
I don't care you pick you pick jacks. Yeah, okay. What's the runes left right?
Middle. Um, just pick left pick pick right kind of
right the more the more the farther right the more the more fun
All right, so if I win this I win the whole 1v1, right? Sure. Yeah. Are you a
Jack's name I used to be Wow
I'm a Jack's I mean I think I also think that someone do you want it like you can easily win that something we didn't play him though pick
um that's scary I think page to be fun page boots page would be pretty fun
You know what you know, you know, I've been a kid you pick a bill though. I don't care
We have different
GGs
Listen, no excuses okay, it doesn't matter. I mean yours is better for trades. I mean mine sucks for overall
Are you already making are you already coping? I
I mean no I mean I mean short trades would you which is this me you win 100% my thing is only good for like very long trades
You're fighting in my way not a good idea here
Next next one God damn it. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how to play. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's your chance
Yeah
That's good. Let's go. Let's go quick. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. This is the last one. Okay
And I have cat pick one randomly not like some bullshit that they know you play like some something that like some random shit
No, no, no, he doesn't want my ribbon. He doesn't
Wait, I mean, which one?
And then my chest I would I would clear you on so I mean last time, but it's all good
Did you beat me on ribbon last time? Mundo dodge ball. I don't know what yeah, let's go
But how do we out of that work though?
Go summoner's rift.
Dude, why would you do it? That's crazy.
Go summoner's rift. Let's go.
And how do we set it normally?
Just go Baron.
Hello. Oh, thanks.
This is for all the marbles
Runes doesn't matter right we don't runes matter. I do matter
We've got the exact answer though. I think we have to play comment. It's boring comment comment, and then what? I
Don't even know to do comment
Right side
Right side
Bob left middle in the middle. No sure. Oh, yeah, sure. I think on it and then and then what?
Then I
Think you find the put the region in it because
You get a reward for dodging a lot as well. Okay, that'd be cool. No thoughts. Oh
Yeah, wait, I can't use it. Maybe you go
Green and then you probably just do I can't go green
I can't go green. Why won't let me oh
Second wind
Second wind and then I'm flinching it I can't go green why it won't let me click it
Jesus Jesus, I believe
Go go one then go one so on the start start start but but what up though. I don't get it. I don't know client shit
It won't let me click it I don't understand
Why I just spaghetti code it I can't cook it
it's a flash go wait I got it I got it I got it so what's which one's second win
what do second wind oh we got lies and then what and then do do three two one on the
three two one okay and then flash ghost yeah why won't it let me change the
ghosts this client's gonna then what then I'm sure you just wanna do it just
It's my oh my god fuck this shit
It wouldn't let me switch up goes
Wait, so you went because I'm the jungler. I don't know why I
Man, holy fuck
We said it
Cuz I chose good Joe this this plant shit. It's the client
Wait, wait, how are you? Why is the game bringing to a roll then? I don't know. Yeah, I don't understand I
IQ jungles
You're a moron go fuck yourself
No, I'll be nice man
To stop to stop to stop to stop so it's the same sentence and then full same
The way I didn't think which is you know mean go stop. Yeah, select up on your on your on your character
Yeah, then
Okay, all right one dose and it
Ghost flash I should be looking at two three three two
Then three
Zero two two then three two one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right
Don't bear I mean by
No, I think just pink, just pink wards are what is it boots and pink words?
I'll forget only pink words boots and pink words
No, do we put one potion or no potion?
No. No. I'm not cheating. I'm ready for you.
What about the middle? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I know about my runner. Maybe I put my water here.
I think I don't put the liner. Okay. Okay. Ready?
Yeah, yeah, okay, three two one go
Fuck all right
Wow two for two
I
Wait, okay, wait, what do I do there? I can't step that out of the pit. What happened?
It's
Fuck off
What?
Oh yeah, it's over.
GG!
Ah!
Boo!
No!
Oh!
And then?
Ah!
Yeah!
I
Let you hit me with one
Oh my god
Well, we do
I mean, I mean true for me true falls though. I mean true falls. I like to hear you
What?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, what do you I think you're on your fuck-ass bitch-ass? Oh, you suck
It's a mistake. You don't acknowledge it. I think you're fuck-ass. I said I made a mistake
What do I do and you said continue and guess what I did? I completely obliterated you
Okay, if a little anything means cheat and win then sure. I guess you got it. I guess yeah, yeah, you're right
You're bleeding me. I mean
Holy shit, I gave you a free head. No, you didn't know you didn't that's that's entirely false
What so what do you want to do? So what do you want? It's over it's over. What do you want to do?
I
Bro, well if I
Every week on my dick and balls money that I still want like that's crazy that
Position is but now it's like oh now the back ever bring it up like just don't cheat man. I mean, it's not a hard
I mean what the rules are simple
There's one rule it's stay in the pit throw cues. Okay rematch. Oh my god remix
Yeah, but I
My ping, bro, rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch, you have to, you have to
press B.
He didn't leave, so I bugged out.
You know, you know, now now now imagine the reaction if I'm the one that went cheated it. Oh
My god
Oh my god
Get the gun
shit
one pic
some of the best
keys
mendoor
Orson's minecraft record yes, it's
I
1418 1418 ready ready three two one go starting starting starting starting starting starting
Okay, I shot miss I missed I missed. How does that do half my HP bar?
Wow, wow, you're the greatest
Dude, I hate that angle. Oh
This is what you do. It's what you do in the beginning you do good and then you stop
I'm a fucking, oh I'm a slug, I'm such a fucking dirty slug.
Ah, God.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, but I hit you, Winner.
Oh, what a flash.
That's it, that's it.
It's over, it's actually over.
It's over, it's over, it's actually over.
Yeah, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
It's over!
I do it again, I do it again, I do it again, I do it again.
Wow.
I think you, wait did you cross the line?
Wait you crossed the line, mid the midline.
You crossed the midline!
How can I cross the line? If I literally, I'm a right clicker on the board.
Oh my fucking god!
Vibrant right clicking on the ward it's impossible to go past it. Oh my fucking god
Whatever
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, boys.
Boots?
Number one.
This fucking light being in the game is so bad.
I know.
This is Dr. Mungo.
You're wanted in a sick people place, dad.
Is all the models I forgot my blood my yellow or hello
No cheating this time
All right, no cheating either side
Brawler
I
Three two one go max range cue impossible. Oh, I know I know
I like that
Okay
Fuck yeah, I'm a bit of a bit
That's a good
Whoa, that's nice range hold on
I just do that bitch
Wow
No
No, I actually lost that did he?
No, oh my god, I should have saw you
Yo, yo, yo, yo, that that looks fun on my end
Oh
Yeah, but what you want to show let's go outside
Yeah, it's not yeah, this is fun. This is fun. It's not even skill at all
But this isn't like this is not skill. Oh my god, whatever whatever whatever
All right on a ball pool the two efficient up a lot
Yeah, I'll ship
Are you doing all right?
I'm up. I'm up. Oh, yeah, yeah, I do like it
Way, I'm actually my little baby. That's you pretty good. Yeah, I
Didn't like it at first, but I don't know how the back spins work. I haven't figured out yet
Oh, here we go.
Wait, how do I invite you?
Do you know how to do it?
Oh, here we go.
Here, here.
I link you.
Okay.
Do I have to go force you into this or not?
I don't think so.
Are you win?
Um, wait, what is this?
I don't know, I think, is this not A-POP pool?
Is that?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I think it's the same module now.
Uh, something like that, something like that.
Wait, you play Brawler?
I don't actually.
I have foals.
Oh, it's not a great start for me.
Oh, she got aimuses.
Cam?
I won. I won this.
Here we go.
Focus.
Cam, not bad.
I don't think I can do that.
Nope, nope.
Miss, miss.
Fuck man.
Holy shit, hold on.
Three, two,
Miss.
Don't miss this. You miss this, you lose the game.
Wait, how do I get rid of my shot then?
Hold on.
Can't do that, bro. It's gonna do it.
Wait, I'm not allowed to do it?
Nah, you gotta jump the ball.
How do you jump it?
Just give me my turn.
Give me my turn.
No!
GG's.
GG's.
Wait, what do I put it here?
It's good here. I don't know. Wait
What do I go where I go?
Jack it'll work. No apparently you lied to me. I'm alive do it
Well, you have to connect the rail
I'm gonna score a note.
Get to connect your own ball first with the cue ball.
Okay, yeah.
Here we go.
And on top of this, I'm gonna break.
Wow.
I might be the greatest.
Stop!
No!
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Ruler, I need a ruler, I need a ruler, I can't see.
Come on, I need to settle in the game of Febrius.
Alright, now you're crook, kinda crook. Now you catch the way thing.
That's what they say.
That's what they say until...
That does not go in there. That angle is impossible.
Yay!
John!
Are you using your hand or device?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
No.
Skill.
Oh, move the eight ball to the, uh, the past.
Uh, yeah, GG's.
One try.
One try.
One try is all I need.
One this.
It's time.
Easy shot there.
Go in the bottom right hole, GGs, GGs, wanna take is all I need.
It's not only the game is shit, let's be honest.
It's right, it's right, it's true, it's right.
absolutely fucking rolled wow that was greatness right there no skill no skill
what do you mean no skill I won a fucking win GGs man wait wait one more
One more game. One more game.
What game?
Okay, one more game. One more game.
For that?
No, no, no. Ready? Ready? I'm gonna send you a link. You know, you know, a moggle or no?
Yeah, you wanna do a moggle? Yeah, one be one man. One be one. This is the last one, one be one.
How's it TOS we play against each other?
No, no, no. They removed the TOS on it. Okay.
Alright, join up. Join. Join.
Mom?
Um, how do I join you?
You click, uh, you go,
you click, go to omagu.com
and then you click on join me.
And then click on the
Yeah, yeah, I got it
On joint Roman
I'm getting calls from our chat. Okay, here we go pull up
Oh
Client side air you have to take your shirt off
Connection error
Hey, man, what you're in yeah, I just canceled it
Five and make a new one in the code
Shut off bro shut off shut off
I'm just a lot of them. I like it. I like it
Why does it say application here
What happened?
Join, bro.
Why are you ducking?
It said application error.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on, bro.
Wait, so you have the error and you say it's my fault?
Like, what?
Why don't you make a connect?
Why don't you make a connect?
Okay, amen, amen.
I need rematch, I need rematch, I need rematch, I need rematch!
You're so ugly!
Yo yo, where is that?
There's an AI, there's an AI.
Yeah!
Yo, what AI is he using?
You're fucking that's got that's got that's got your job. Why this this is it. This is it right here. This is it
Click ready
Oh
Wow he ducked it he ducked me he ducked me why are you gonna be up a lot? Yo, you left me
You let me do it. We do it. We do it
You go you go you go you go
You go back
It says you're already in an active match you give me a you start you start one
I think we both website.
We both the website?
No.
Why not?
Yeah, I just have a match.
Generate?
Well, he says you're in a match.
Wow.
Wow.
Maybe we're going to the same code?
Yeah, maybe the same code.
I got it.
I got a code.
Go quick, quick, go there.
Go there.
OK, OK.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Here's your seat.
Here we go.
Yo, yo, he's shitting.
Fucking brutalized.
Get the fuck out of my lobby.
Get these fucks out of my lobby.
I owe you a bill for the floor to an aide.
I had to go for a role.
That's cap. That's cap. That's cap. That's cap.
You got mugged by Jason Jack,
Jacko the fucking whatever the fuck they call me.
I'm out man. Thank you as you see for getting absolutely
Have a good one, man.
And that's how we fucking win.
That's the start of a fucking Winstreet Boys.
Woo!
Hey, WXQC, man.
Not a lot of people would stay in the same arena as me.
I mean, during the arena...
During the arena with me.
I'm back you want to play lead?
Sorry, bro. Sorry, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Well, I ain't, yo, you fuck that shit up.
Yo, chill, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, chat.
Listen, big fucking banger nine hour 20 minute stream.
Look at him doing a Vod review.
Yo, yo, he should have.
He should have.
He should have.
That's right there.
Bro, bro.
How do you go from a 4 to an 8?
I see Vod reviewing something that just happened.
How do you know now that that's got so fucking child was hey great fucking
Stream today. You already know the box tomorrow
Not fucking miss it. Do not
Not
Not miss it y'all see you right here
Dentist Jason X the dentist tomorrow
hour I mean a 1 hour one 30 p.m. PST boys it's gonna be a legendary one it's
gonna be a fucking exciting stream we finally got some playing content right
here right now I love you don't fucking miss it do not miss it
You haven't already
Niggas know they need to stop I'm standing at the top, that's how I know you never see the top
Sierra came parking lot, lookin' like that city parking lot
In the talks when I walk by, like you know it's over when you drop, hey, drop, yeah
And I'm comin' with the wop, God niggas not poppin'
Fuckin' and she goin' shopping, whoa, I'm runnin' out of options
They're runnin' out of options, put em up for a dow shit
Time I name on a dog, this is not love, baby
And I love baby, there's no for leave, no horseshoe
I'm in the bank, they can pour you
I'm in New York on John Chetchie
Supermodels in the R6
Lock the door to the bathroom
Cause they doing something that is not Pepsi
I was pulling up the shots
I remember that I told you I missed you
That was kinda like a mass text
I remember that I told you I love