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05-16-2026 · 8h 02m
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You're working?
Yes.
Working on what?
Coffee.
Nice.
Hey, you can make me one, Brad.
Who is that?
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
Who is that?
It's me.
It's me.
You got me for real?
What do you want?
Just whatever, bro.
But I'm lactose.
Are you alive?
Yeah, I'm alive.
Wait till you want this.
Is this where you're going to buy coffee today?
Whatever your heart desires.
I'm going to get a coffee if you want it or not.
Bro, I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Yeah, I got you.
No, no, no, I'm gonna give you IRO gifted.
Yeah, IRO gifted.
Hey, can I get a side of a Madder Daddy too?
Can I get a side of a Madder Daddy too?
I said can I get a side of the matter that he took
Thank you, bro
Thank you
Killed the joke already never never never never never never
Jokey today bro whatever a what is this crap I forgot bro this cap yo I'm not
gonna lie bro talk this whole shit man just kidding now we working on some
shit right now I'm just gonna stop talking about the card until like
everything's locked there that's all everything I love but I will say I think
primate page page p5 it's gonna fight peach jars I don't call me but that
should be a bigger fight yeah yeah that's all I say though that's all I say
b5 always there facts facts bro no more ducking you just say you weren't
talking about and you talked about it yeah I did just do that huh fuck what's
wrong with me bro
Suki live but on his patreon yeah I know I walked in and I heard him screaming
and shit I thought he was live before 5 p.m. and turns out he's on Marvel
rivals. Turns out I also have some sort of like sniff the sniffles chat. Did Lacey bring home the
hentai virus? Why ain't on my coffee order right now? I totally forgot to touch John, man.
I don't know what to do with it.
Is Degi going to be in one of the judges?
Yes, yes, wait, yes, yes.
Actually, let me actually check up on Degi.
Oh my God, Degi.
Let me know the day of your fight.
Bro, who be on WhatsApp, man?
Okay, I'll...
Okay, you know what I mean?
Woo!
Woo!
Lays, thanks, bro.
Lays!
Hey, you really personal IG I can't lie the Maybach lives good with it with that fit man. What is this future go?
So these were the bounces for yesterday
Raw Dog Moon in Brayden
Why do I look so bloated and is this a real photo what why I don't look like this? Why are you editing my face?
That's not me, bro. Why am I so bloated? Because you're smiling? That's not...
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol been bloated in my face, yeah. That's why I got to cut alcohol,
bro because you made a face retard okay that's just not nice bro like you
don't have to add a retard to it
I did not know you had experience
Once I got that out I said fuck no because why would I fight somebody with experience when I have nothing to have to be afraid of
Yeah you've been paying, you've been training, I haven't been doing that
So how is this fair? Once we both get three fucking months of training then we can fucking get to it
Yo!
Bruh, I can't!
What the fuck man?
Dude!
Like, cup that says coffee on it.
Yeah, it says coffee on it. You got that.
I don't know. I don't know. Do you have to do this later?
Sure.
You don't know. I should have about you.
Oh, here, here, here.
Oh, good training. Appreciate that.
It's real?
Yeah.
Appreciate that.
Why is it happening?
Because it's just espresso.
Because your lactose ain't taller.
Lactose is taller because of the blood.
You see the stories though? Hold on.
That's just what you do.
Hold on.
Damn, bro.
You got an anime here. I need some though.
Damn.
No, I got some fire-full metal shit too.
Yeah, I know.
I got like the jacket, but I don't know. What are you doing today?
I'm probably gonna click on leaks for five hours.
Okay.
Yeah.
We get internet tomorrow?
We've been saying that for around a month and like how long we've been here for?
It's been tomorrow for-
I got here by April 28th or 9th and they've been saying it tomorrow since then so what's the matter?
It's the 16th, 17th, we get internet?
It's not really that cloudy outside so hopefully shit doesn't, you know?
Not though.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean what do you better do today?
Uh, I don't know. I gotta just mash it.
No honestly today I don't have to do mash it.
Oh, yeah, I can play with a plate over up. I do
Yeah
I was gonna I was gonna burn the ice but apparently we have sprinklers or some shit
Yeah, so now I just have a friend over so maybe
Maybe, maybe we can do some shit where you,
can't you like fireproof yourself?
Like lagging yourself in some type of oil
that makes you fireproof, isn't that a thing?
And then I just, and then you'd be like,
you can't not fireproof yourself, no.
I swear, I swear.
You can't serve out fireproof.
There's like an oil like you could put on
and like you touch it and it disappears,
but no, it's not like the human torch
where you just can fucking play on.
Yes you can, that's what I'm saying, you can.
There's a suit, bro.
Oh, probably a suit, yeah, that can wear.
I'm gonna buy a fucking fire suit, is that seamless?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm dead.
I'm not sure.
But how was Arlington, was it a vibe?
Arlington, yeah, yeah, Arlington was a vibe.
You see a picture of me in bathroom, man?
Holy fuck.
Wait.
Hey!
Fuck.
Hold on.
Oh, bro.
That season needs to get a little bit more magic, though.
You for real?
Hey, thank you, Doug.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I turned 22 team.
No more to a baby at the next season.
Yeah, I think Lacey brought some shit at home, though.
Like, I got a little bit of a stuffy nose.
Lacey's sick?
No, but he just came home from London.
Oh, I had a sinus infection, but that's not viral.
I'm still kind of being a virus.
You gave me this, this it?
You gave me it?
It's not viral.
What?
How many likes?
It's not how, it's not what I mean.
Like it's not like a...
Vibral infection.
It's not like something I can give to you.
So, like, like if I had a cold, like that's a viral.
That's something that's viral, you could catch the cold.
You mean contagious?
That's not a synonym to viral, viral means like,
refers to something relating to a virus.
What?
You know what I'm saying?
Come on bro, you gotta start out of shit to your bag.
What?
You gotta start out of shit to your bag.
I thought viral meant like,
Like?
Yeah, like,
like what's your ETA?
Like that was viral, like, you know,
I don't fake my trick shots. That was viral, you know, like, okay, dude, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean bro, you could join me if you want
If you up for the challenge of my spark, I just got to make sure
To figure out what
of those videos we tried in stretcher
Oh, yeah, yesterday we had a 12 hour shoot day, you know putting in work, bro. We not streaming we were working
We were chilling bro, we had breaks eating food chill with the guys
Making videos it was fun
Which one
Are you gonna play the audio?
I will play the audio.
Wait, I feel like they know already though.
I will play the audio.
D.
Wait, right?
This is about to go dumb.
Ah.
It's gonna bite, it's gonna bite.
Ah, wait.
Do we do that fourth or do we do that fifth?
I think this should be fifth.
Ah, that's so stupid of me here.
I think this should be fifth because
Yeah, it's so hard, bro. It's so cool, bro.
I think the fourth video should be what we did here.
And then the fifth video should be what we did in the morning and at night, because it's going to have money in the title.
Whatever you think, big bro. Whatever you fucking think, man.
Whatever goes, bro.
Wait, is the third one out of M?
Let's see. I actually have access. Are we cooking? You do?
We're running at 600K. Damn, bro. Yo, when are we gonna make a logo?
Oh, we're fucking moving. Damn! No, we do need to make a logo.
Nah, this is not even updated either. It's probably at an M.
It's at, yeah. That's crazy, by the way.
Because that was supposed to be the video that underperformed.
Yeah, I didn't realize that. That was the idea, like this video is...
It's a good video, right Chad? Did y'all watch that video?
watch that video. I wanted to chat if you watch the video. The content itself is a good video so
we got it out early so in like a few months we could do a second one and that one would be bigger.
You know what I mean? But I didn't in my mind think this is gonna perform better than the last two.
It's at 935k. Hey, she's gonna hit a middle. In less than 24 hours? We do need a logo though.
Yeah, so, you know, Chad, we need logos, um...
I've seen some good ones that first week. We should just have someone...
Do we have, like, picked...
Well, how's that work, though? Like, we have the payment, or if we just steal it from them, like...
Hey, we need logos, Chad. No AI, uh, logos, art, and put it in all of our comms.
If you get picked, we'll pay you maybe, like, five gifted.
I think the O in core should be the logo, and C-R-E stays.
And so then we can also make change.
And the symbol in the O is the core.
And that's our neck, on our neck.
Oh my god, we gotta make a concept
between all of our times.
We could.
And then the winner of this.
That's like pretty high on the priority of this logo.
YouTube is good right now.
And then some streaming shit.
Did you tell them about what happened to us?
Oh yeah, no, I didn't get to that yet.
But obviously the Red Bull soapbox thing
I already told them before everybody like we're like fucking squid we're looking in you know
I'm saying everybody emerald archie everybody you key y'all know they're just having fun
bro having fun on they're all there leaving bro like look at us right now we were supposed to be there
we're supposed to be there having a good time and talking to everybody outside
vibe and water homies in our soapboxes but somehow our soapboxes just exploded
That's what they said our soapboxes both we had our we each had our own
so they sent a picture and they both exploded we were just gonna pop out to
this today on stream and we're gonna have like some of the guys push you
someone push me but yeah but like you you know that just means maybe it's a
blessing the skies maybe maybe that just means the link that I click click it
will be an exceptional link and it'll create a butterfly effect
that will lead me to something that I don't know.
I don't know yet.
You know what I mean?
I think I got like 10 hours of me today, you know what I mean?
I think so too, yeah.
Did you just start?
Yeah, just started.
Are you I-R-R-E-L-I-D or are you just vibing here?
Bro, I'm wherever the wind takes me, you know what I'm saying?
I might go do a silky segment.
I saw that shit at you and silky the other night,
So you know, so he wanted to just go off string yesterday. Yes, I don't
He called me at like 11 30 p.m. He's like, you know, he's about to have his birthday
Let's just pull up and like all black sunglasses and be the bouncers for the clip and I was like, bro
I'm not gonna like 30 minutes ride. Yeah, that's
That's a lot of air and then and then what really I bet and then and then leave
We could do rising crackers could do rising crackers, bro. Listen
I haven't got a cooking segment in this house yet. What's up with this shit? Oh, it was gifted to me
This uh, that's a real shop. Do you need?
I don't know where it's from. I don't know
Yes, I'll be shot. Do you know hunger, bro? I'll be waking up early
How's he out of hungering you okay? Well, he said that and then I said I didn't fully say no
It's like I you know call me when when the party's cracking
And is it hunger though because he was going to do it just for the box
Like for the love of the game. He wasn't trying to stream it
I think that's
Yeah, I know he didn't that shit was funny though y'all had to say fit on and y'all just bouncers it was UV's party, right?
But it's all good bro laser got more hours than him. No, he doesn't
What'd you think of the drink, Alan?
Actual bankers, bro. All I've been listening to all morning.
I went to the gym today. All they're playing is Iceman.
Are you trained?
Yeah, I did.
Bro, I was driving home today, too.
I went to get gasses.
Look at this kid I saw on the highway doing this.
He's got a bike.
I saw. You sent me this.
Bro, how's he doing this shit?
There's just kids doing the fucking wheelies and...
What the fuck?
Bro, he was switching feet.
Like, he had his bike pointed at the sky.
She's randomly in the middle of the road
Fucking imagine living I got a thousand followers. Oh, I saw that clip. Holy fuck. Yeah
Holy shit, and then she said DM said literally everyone associated to me
Trying to like take down clips pages, but I don't run it bro. I don't run it
I don't run it. I don't run it. So like I don't know what to tell her you know then I
I think I was nice to her, you know at the door. I just doing my job here. He has a bouncer
She did it to herself. That's the worst card you could ever play.
I have never even played that card ever.
I'm like, that's the most embarrassing card to ever try to play at.
Bro, she literally was like, oh, I got hella followers.
My friends are in there.
I don't see you on the list.
You know what I'm saying? I don't see you on the list.
But thousands of followers does not mean currency.
It's not like a debt.
It's just an LA shit.
Really?
I heard that for the first time in my life.
I'm like, wow, that's really real.
And then she hit me with a fucking double uppercut.
What?
I wanted to kill myself too.
No, not actually, she just ulted and said,
I wanted to kill myself two weeks ago.
And I sat there dead ass, I was just in shock, bro.
I was in shock.
I was like, I.
Yeah, see that puts you in a weird spot.
I don't know, I've never been in that position.
Did you navigate through?
I was just like, I don't even know.
Is there, I think the clip is somewhere here.
Oh, I saw the clip.
She's like, yeah, I have a thousand followers.
I felt bad though. I was like, I felt bad. I was like, damn. I don't want to be the reason why you killed yourself because I don't like you in this party.
But then I realized, I got a job to do. You know what I mean?
Don't pull that part. I'm just a bouncer. I'm just letting you win it out.
I don't care if I'm a girl.
Hey this guy right here his girl just walked in Yugi said the girls valid
This is a girl from right here walked in
And we didn't let him in because he wasn't in the list
So his girl ended up just going all the way in and he ended up going home
The girl never came back bro. So he might have ended up single that night, bro being a bouncer
I'm not gonna lie is one of the most like
stretcherist emotional jobs ever man like
Wow, then you really see some shit. I see I saw a lot of shit
You see some shit, bro, right before you're married or not.
Yep.
Yep.
Lost his girl to the UV-2X birthday party bash.
You're insane, man.
You're insane.
You're insane.
You're tough.
All right, buddy.
All right, bro.
What do you think of the coffee, though?
It's actually good.
It's not bad, huh?
It's pretty fucking good.
I'm getting it.
It just tastes like black coffee, but...
I'm getting that.
It's really good.
That's the question.
There's no coffee.
You're sick?
I don't know.
Are you like stuffed up?
No, no.
I'm not sick.
I got allergies.
All right, bro.
Well, shit.
Now what should I do?
I'm probably going to go in here.
Oh, you got any milk?
Yeah, Pete, bro.
I got a bag of milk.
I got a piggy.
That was a much.
I'm trying to put you in here.
She got a piggy.
Oh, can you get this stuff over here, too?
Yeah, that shit's crazy.
What?
It's insane.
Wait, wait.
Can you get me this stuff?
Come on.
What?
Oh, she can't fly in there.
Yeah, she's over there, bro.
She's over there.
No, that might be the best figure you have now.
it's lit all right I might go smart oh I bet maybe not fine walking your room
there all right all right new logo all right I'm gonna click on this link let's
Let's see if there's some bullshit
Let's go to the come
Man and let me pay your graph so this was laser's party yesterday did not go was he lit let's find out
We did it! We're done!
Hoorah! Hoorah!
Hoorah! Stay down, let's dance!
Why don't you go straight to the guys and celebrate instantly bro?
Sanyan!
Instantly!
All his knees, tears!
Bro the objective!
You need to finish it!
I
Look at her you completely lost
Is
Hey fuck it. He got torched on me. Fuck it. That's that's how that matters
Whoo Wow fuck shit Wow
Nice good job, bro incredible
Lacey couldn't stop laughing after Heinz Bainz actually leaked that the upcoming season inside season will not be held outside
will be held outside which is why they claimed they will not be appearing on
Simon inside. Why was that so hard to read? I don't know how many times we're gonna tell you all this.
I put it on everything I love. My whole family trees of life. I was not on inside.
Hand on the Bible on God I was not on inside. On my granny's life, on my sister's life, I was not on
I
Mean bear come on
Even I did a better job on hiding the shit
Jason and Weenies feature in Yonest's new stream intro.
Hey, that's me!
That, wait, that is Mari?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Mari?
Rage?
Me?
Max?
That's Max, right?
No, no, no, no, that's Kai.
I'm tripping.
Oh, fuck.
That's Kai, that's Kai.
Streamer you, yeah, yeah.
And Lala?
Lala.
Oh, Lala?
And who's this?
Who's this?
Oh, this is, uh, fuck.
Uh, and then, and then, yeah.
Big, big and Mario.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Hey, this really cute and cuddly, man.
She's lit, bro.
Shoulda put a trach in there too, somewhere.
That would've been heat, man.
She's really opium-ed, fuck.
Fuck!
All right, brother come
These left their 25 million dollar mansion the body got our country
listen, bro
Gotta stay humble gotta stay humble didn't even party
What we did that night we facilitated made sure everything was right
Me and silky held it down for you. Be real happy
birthday to you
Mr. Word El reader. I can't say that word y'all
Great side quest. Listen, me and Suki gotta do it again bro, but let's do it, let's do it again.
Well, when's the next party? We're trying to do it again. Seriously, but we'll go all black sunglasses, make this shit really legit.
Tonight? What do you mean tonight? Who? Who's party? Who's party?
What do you mean tonight? Who's party though?
OSES thought of another party? See, oh god bro, what? What?
OSES? But what, what is the, what is it? Birthday party or what is it?
the last day it's part 113 YBG homecoming how many last dances I feel like we've been
dancing for a very long time well YBG welcome party there's no way right there's
There's no way, hold on.
Okay, soapbox, yada yada boo the bottle.
Red Bull soapbox.
Wait, where y'all getting this info?
Hey, bro, if there's another party, listen.
Hey, me and Silky, I know Silky's down.
We're down to facilitate that.
We're down.
Who do I call?
call red let me call let me call go rap bro
Yo, hey, first off, I want to say congratulations to getting torped on bro, seriously
Thank you, bro, thank you, that was the best day of my life, bro
One of the best days behind the Drake, behind the Drake Cossack
Yeah, yeah, and I just want to ask, did you, did you crack some shit?
What why okay, okay, where were you?
What the fuck okay, um well, I don't mean to interrupt y'all's
because whatever y'all have going on, but WMIT, yeah,
which is one of y'all have another party happening tonight?
Bro, Jen, okay, it's Saturday.
Another party has happened tonight.
The landlord texted us.
Look, you wanna know why we're having a party?
It's a celebration of my first twerk.
Yeah, it's a celebration.
Are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass?
Are you being a dead ass, bro?
Son, yeah.
Is there a party for me?
Like, what does it say on a party for me?
I mean, am I invited?
Can I pull up?
Bro, yo, bro, let me let me a silky facility to take the outside again, bro
What do you mean make sure she I thought she was already shaping
I don't get it
I
Yeah, we gonna be working a door what time is it starting
So what's on do you need me there
All right, actually bro wow wow
Celebrating rap and why be the wife celebrating rap get a turk on and why did you get come to LA? Wow?
Incredible, okay
Wow
Holy shit Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there bro trust all right. We're gonna bounce we're gonna bounce
All right, bro
Love you, bro. I'm gonna go in peace peace
What fuck bro 12 hours three
All right, bro, um nice nice, bro
Suki
Damn bro Jesus
Jesus, man.
Kawsuki, me Kawsuki, bruh.
Like me, man.
Welcome to LA, man.
Word of folk.
No Twitch today, would?
What do you mean no Twitch today?
Bro, what he means next to you?
Dude, but John's not here.
Just walk to him, bro.
Bro, how do I go through the house?
Android?
No, it's dead!
No, it's dead. No.
Forgot how to stream.
I don't know. Let's see how much battery we got.
LOL!
LOL!
I've seen Lou earlier today. I don't know what she was doing here a minute earlier, but she's here.
Bro, what does this mean? What does this mean?
WAAAHHH
Stop yelling at her. Yeah, look Lou. What you got?
Oh
So I have this question I just I just question
How's the physical exam booking looking like? Like the ones where they squeeze my balls when I cough?
Yeah, yeah, so I mentioned that and then they're just like, yeah, they're a little worried about the legal stuff.
But, I mean, you know, things are looking good, maybe?
Alright, okay, maybe we don't have to do the squeeze ball thing, but I'm down to just do a physical, that's okay too.
Just minus that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that made me, yeah.
Okay, okay, yeah, just let me know on that.
Also, what does it mean when it's just this logo on an Android?
I can't even, it bitrate sucks, exactly.
Yeah, but what does this mean?
Is it loading? Are you charging it?
Yeah, it says battery charging.
But like, I don't know, but it won't turn on.
Oh, I think you'd probably have to leave it
on the chart for a little bit.
All right, all right, wait.
Also, what is, what, why is there a,
like why is there an Illuminati on a $1 bill?
Good question for chat, GBT.
Also, what is the like recommended doses of caffeine
that a person should take in a day.
Um, hmm, maybe, like, a cup of coffee a day is probably fine.
But, like, what's the max dosage?
Like, milligrams.
Hmm, maybe, like, I have no idea.
Maybe, like, a thousand or something?
I don't know.
Why are you trying to overdose on coffee?
Nah, just because I had a glass earlier,
but now I'm having another one, so I'll just
make sure I don't die.
Oh, are you gonna have Red Bull too?
No, I don't know.
That'll be Red Bull, but now I know I can drink Red Bull too.
Sure.
Thousand?
I feel like a thousand is a lot.
Fuck it, though.
Four small cups of coffee, two to three large coffees,
or about two energy drinks is what you should have, or max.
Got it.
All right.
All right, yeah, just, yeah, just, just, all right.
Okay.
All right, let me know.
Let me know.
Okay.
Bye, peace.
Bye.
Bye.
I
The fuck do I go to silky
Well, what does this mean?
Yes, but hoping to work something out with Jason for another point. I'll fight twice.
That's cash. She's not doing that. Last cab, bro. Use lays, bro. Ron is live. Why would
Why would I use Lays?
Wait, maybe I can go my iPhone.
I asked you to rule, so...
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Yo, yo, it's good, yo.
I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet, let me know if the bit-brain's good.
I bet, I bet.
What's going on, YouTube? We're back with another vlog.
No, he was going to say it.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, I know how to look at that. That's the right there.
Oh
Yo
Not that type of day. No, no, bro. What's your camera man? Huh not a type of day
Oh, he's 30 minutes away. Oh really?
I've just had a quick question. That's the question. Oh, so tonight is another party. It's another party
Oh, so rap got twerked on yesterday. So they're celebrating rap get it worked on so they thought another party
They got houses already though. No, I mean they said they said
Bro, they said we want to talk to you all because I'm like, oh, so they got bounces
Okay, but bro, they're saying we can be the bouncers, but tonight if you really up for the channels, bro
Yes, yes
No, that's not true it's it is part. No
No
Stop you stop ask me that question
Bro, you know it is start 11 it really starts at like 12. No, that's not true. It's it is part. No
So they're gonna try my nigga?
Well, I have one.
So listen, we doing it? Yes or no?
You wanna do it?
Come on bro!
I'm here asking you!
You see how you with the camera?
I'm asking you to try my nigga.
You okay?
I'm doing a tournament right now.
Okay, so yeah, you got a tournament.
No, but a tournament last night.
Bro, come on, it's me and you!
It is me and you, what I'm saying is I'm just in the tournament, you know what I'm saying?
I see the tournament, bro.
The tournament is not lasted until 11 p.m.
What?
How do you know that?
It's not lasted until 11!
Come on bro, come on, come on, give me it, give me it, say a word, let's do it.
Some glasses all black, matching a tiger, Alice, we might see the same girl tonight.
What's the same girl?
The same girl.
I feel like I feel like everybody has been more
I
So
So they're about to have a different party that's
Yes, and the party is because why did he got I mean not why did he came to LA?
So it's like a welcome party for OCS and raft
What do you know he moved here? Yeah, and it's also a raft getting twerked on something.
He moved into the OSCF career? Yeah.
Following, uh, Lazy's departure and Judy's departure? Yeah. Yeah.
Nice. They're using the same part of Fuling from two days ago. You used birthday party.
Are you dead ass? Yep. So I got a test message yesterday,
party tonight. They didn't even make a new part of Ful for Lazy. It was just the same.
Oh, yeah, I'm like, yeah, yeah
Don't know cap when you got his undercooked
I ate my food came I was
I knew about it
Yeah, I think about it. I'll let you know the next hour. I'll be back in an hour
Bro, good luck in your tournament, okay?
He's not doing it, bro.
It's not.
Not doing it, bro.
That's another, you know.
Jesus.
Hit me with the eye back, bro.
I've hit, I've hit.
I've hit a couple people with that before.
You know exactly what that means.
That's Lacey on.
Lacey on the run.
Bro.
I mean, that's actually not bad.
not bad show bro but I want to do a silky though because then I feel like I'm
replacing a silky
that's a dad but that was not doing it to my room
how do I tell you how do I how do I
there will be more parties bro I mean yeah but no no we're gonna go to that
party maybe maybe I don't know bro I don't know don't force it yeah can't
force it bro can't force it if Suki don't want to do it then you know bro
We'll be a bouncer or something else
Now, but still keeps gonna end up saying yes
All right, W inspo
Well, we get a fright for this I'm beyond
Yeah, we took inspiration W inspiration, you know Simon with a blueprint I
Uh, I had no part in this, but it's fire, man.
Let YBG know first.
Julie might make.
I ain't even one Vietnamese dish.
What's the name of your last name?
How long y'all been dating for?
A year now.
Also a year and a half, you don't know one single Vietnamese dish.
I don't make Vietnamese food.
He just said that you made one last week.
Yeah.
Never get them out.
don't know one single Vietnamese dish. I don't make Vietnamese food. He just said that you made one last week.
Never get them out. Who watched that? Who watched that? Who watched that? Yeah, it was fun, bro. It was fun.
It's a combo. Yeah, bro. No, no, no, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, you got a penis and you're standing outside. Go ahead and open the Uber app for me.
Shout out to Bree's sister for starting this segment, man. This was beautiful.
But facts I don't understand why I'd say that like five times bro, and bro just kept standing at a door like like there was a chance of him getting in
How many family members this brief have that's what I'm saying brief hip like
Tapping me and saying yo
My cousin about a pool of my friend of a cousin of a cousin of a mother is about to pull up
Yo, I'm priest cousin like let me in I don't know me fucking cousins Brie has
She knows everybody. The gay guy? No, not a gay guy. That was not Breeze Cousin.
She got 30 cousins. She deadass knows everybody in the world.
Holy, holy. Okay, why bro? I see this pic. Yep, look at the fucking, wow.
It's good photos man. I came in. Hey, man. Fuck it
Son
Hey, would you mind would you please mind taking this down?
I was invited to Yugi's birthday party and it got shut down by the cops and moved to this location
Jason then was at the door guarding it which I did but I was invited and then I had to
Invite my friend Capri and Capri and I came with three other guys Jason let all of them in and willing me bro
I didn't let them in you. He let them in. I'm just doing my job. All right, you can say yo, they're good. I bet cut them off
You weren't good. I didn't get the green light until you use like okay. She's good. Okay, you ended up getting in so
Don't know why
We're commenting paragraphs, man
I spent 20 minutes outside trying to call Capri while being stepped on a shut back woman
I mean, that's that's a bit of an exaggeration.
I eventually snapped because I was having a panic attack being separated from my group.
Spacing when I was the one invited in my group were my plus ones.
I messaged Jason and promised my brother he hasn't responded, I was just scared and
it didn't know what to do.
And listen, babe, that's you got nothing to do with me, man, I'm sorry, but don't try
trying to guilt-trip me into getting you into the party, okay?
Victim complex?
She really died.
I was getting forward to, yo, I got a thousand, I got thousands of followers.
No, come in, come in, come in!
And then she double ulted on my ass. I was dead ass as a shock, bro. I couldn't even, like, I didn't even know what to say.
But listen!
Um...
There's another party tonight! Fuck it!
Ask if you're invited.
Fake edited photo. What is this?
I
Facts
Yo, I don't know why I was so tired, buddy.
Yo!
Bro!
SILKY!
I don't know, look at this.
This is mad lucky I bought this.
Yo, that's just crazy.
Yo, SOG mad as fuck.
Well, actually, I don't even think they're mad.
Hey, this shit is hilarious.
He said, peace to NMS and fuck through the SOG.
Yeah
Yeah
Funny a series, bro
Everybody go to fucking silky pager are actually go to silky's offline chat
Cuz he hasn't pulled up cuz he's doing patreon live
and
Tell him to fucking
Look, yeah, they're watching the patreon bro. They're watching the patreon. Yo, bro
Pull up tonight
He's definitely, definitely seen it.
Definitely seen it.
Peep, any important news?
We got Lindsay Shooters in here?
How late does he have more hours this month?
It's gotta be edited, bro.
It's 29 hour streams, 30 hour streams.
Wow.
I mean, bro.
Wow.
Listen, he put it, bro, his hours don't show.
He's put in way more hours than 29, just not on history.
Facts, facts, facts.
Fire.
Packers comedy, W. Jackie.
Wow, bro.
I'm a Cowboys fan too, that's crazy.
They dead did this for fun?
Bro, I couldn't hold my breath
for longer than 20 fucking seconds.
Classic clip.
I'm fighting the fucking evil forces.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Holy tazza!
Ha!
Who was here?
Ha!
Ha!
Why did I fail a water particle?
Ha!
Ha!
It used to be in my face, you know?
i feel water i was so chopped bro
i still have those pants man one more minute
He's obsessed with me.
He's obsessed with me.
Bro, Victoria being there is crazy, man.
Like, what is that scene?
What is that cut scene, bro?
So, so, hopefully...
Check this is the best day of my life.
Shake that ass for who?
Shake that ass for me bitch!
Shake that ass for me bitch!
Bro you didn't finish the mission!
You didn't finish the mission!
Dude, this shit is hilarious!
Check the replies, sir!
No, bro, come on, bro, that's just hate that's just hate I don't fuck with that
What the fuck is this?
Prophetic dual enhances your dreaming experience by gently pushing you into greater lucidity,
increasing your ability to remember or perceive and control your dreams?
J.Dap caller? No, no, no, no, no.
Includes two transmitters for safe, targeted, ultrasonic delivery?
This should sound like fucking just fake.
Imagine experiencing one of the most profound states of consciousness a human can achieve.
Lose a dreaming.
During a regular dream, the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, or DLP, is a fake.
How am I even stream this? Y'all wouldn't even be able to fucking see what's happening in my brain.
But I did ask can't dream though like I I used to be able to dream that's the thing
I used to have dreams like wet dreams especially growing up now
Like when Ray's calling me was like yo imagine that Apple. I can't imagine an apple
I don't know there's a word for her, but I can't imagine anything and I haven't dreamed in so long. I
Don't know what happened
You sold your soul
You still do so remember
Maybe I gotta wait for him to go to a load of ellipses.
Ah man.
Core logo?
Chad, what do you think it is?
I don't know, I don't know how I like this.
A Fantasia is a thing?
Is dead ass the weed?
Dead ass?
Jason Omage?
I see a jumper, how's he doing?
So trash, man.
Where do my hands point to the woman?
So trash, he's so trash, bro.
Holy fuck it, ass.
Ironic got posted for tonight. Don't worry. Yo, if Suki bro, he got how many how many more minutes what 30 more minutes
I'm gonna pull up again and ask him again
raft worked on celebration bouncer stream
Fucking
Security.
I'm asking what it is.
No, no, no, I mean it.
You let him, I was probably on my phone.
Did you say the alert?
Me?
Yeah.
Oh.
I mean I'm black.
Oh, and that makes sense.
You're black.
What are you?
I'm making it up.
Oh, I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Yo, just hold on.
Hold on, bro.
So I'm not adding up.
So is he logic black or is he if not is he
She fell
Well, uh he marlin black, okay
Okay.
Redify black.
All right, listen, this would have never happened
if we were at the door.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
this would have never happened.
These people would have never walked in the through the doors
if me and Silky were at the doors.
It's facts, bro.
It's facts.
Hundred K Banger?
Yo, wow Wow
Genghis Khan, are you dead ass? I don't look like Genghis Khan, bro
Hundred thousand I
Mean it's cool. It's cool. It's getting like Transformers, bro
let's give it transformers I don't know about this though nah nah we need this
we need this watch this yeah no no all right you're gonna overhaul yeah he
doesn't look here he's gonna overhaul so if you saw this bro saw this saw this
do a stream doing this fuck no listen bro um wanted to talk to you about nms
boxing okay so what do y'all think about cuz bro I'm gonna be honest I'm
trying to get Alex wasabi a fight nobody wants to fight Alex wasabi but he's
still down to fight literally anyone what who we think he's 150 I need help
I was thinking landed but I don't know is that a good fight like landed
Versus Alex I like I could get a little landed say he down bro. He's down to scrap, bro
But who else I say would it?
You say
You trying to get landed killed. No, no, no, no, I'm not
You I think
I
Will do it
Alex is good
Your pussy. No, I'm not pussy. I already have my lot of like my fight locks, bro
And
Also, miss miss not finding brownie times. I can say that also
I don't know why I think I'm fucking made weather brown, okay? Y'all are fucking retarded. I'm not running Alex was sobbing
Peep this I
See this no one said that
Stop licking me this bullshit, bro. We're not using this. We're not using this
So how land if I didn't land it will fight when it will scrap, bro
But I think later today. I think later today facts
Dead cheap
My turn
You know, I like Lana Chloe like Mario like all these names but like
He's got a girlfriend
How did they cl- how did he clone?
They pay not gonna lie. Ooh shee. Ooh shee.
Ooh shee.
I'm not but I'm
No, breathe breathe you gotta get in there have fun. I don't know why you doing a bouncer's job breathe get in there have fun
Unless these are breeze cousins
You wanna look at this?
No.
Look at us.
Fuck no.
I know he does.
I know he does, right?
Hell no.
Okay.
Like, yeah.
You hear something with your name.
I see.
I see.
Wait, I'll get you a fresh lolly if you want one.
No, I'm okay.
But like for her though, right?
No.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
The sauce is not good.
We're lollies.
What up?
Thank you for that bad bitch.
Bucky?
It's like, what's this?
Yo yo yo
I'm going
Yo my trippy
I
Seen the crack
Oh
Oh
Dude say something kind of say something
I
You cannot handle that
Listen, I'm being a bouncer is not fucking easy man, literally
Literally imagine declining someone for so long thinking you got all this power and then and then three coming in like oh you good
You good and then they just hit you with a fuck these fuck boys and walk past you
You can't do anything about it
Yo, they're just doing their jobs you go and stop saying I'm going I'm not going bro
Oh
BREED! LET THEM IN! WHAT ARE THEY- WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO?
YOU SAID THAT?
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SAYING THAT AT ALL.
I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT.
AND THEN THE CHAT'S GONNA SAY I'M BOOT OF YOUNG.
I CAN'T, BRUH.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
I was just leaving him to fight KSI and he thinking about making him fight Lanny who was one of over his death.
to be fair though Alex Alex has not sparred and he's not gonna be sparring at
all because like he had a problem with his teeth so I think Landon actually
has a chance and Alex I see him in a gym his statement is not as good I'm not
trying to outplay Alex I'm just saying how it is okay it doesn't matter okay
well well we gonna see man either either he's either he's not gonna fight or eat
I don't know what y'all want from me.
What a fucking caption, bro.
What a fucking caption, bro.
Wow.
Incredible.
We not calling you Mayweather.
Yeah, that's true. I just wanted y'all's opinions on who people should fight. All right. I'm
not saying, yo, these fights are locked. This is a locked fight. When I say I'm not going
to talk about enemies boxing anymore, obviously I'm going to talk about it to promo it. But
I meant like, yo, who should this person fight? And that's not, that's not talking about,
you know, that's what, that's what I meant, but I'm not going to talk about.
I meant like I'm not gonna say oh big bucks and taters move are locked because that's
you're not locked anymore yo what up what up bro you know who was trying to fight
page Tiffa no be yeah bro but but page didn't want to all right bro let me go
let me go ask silky
yo yo yo I'm going
Oh
I mean I said keep that I see what he thinks
Truth eagle eye not true
I'm having to see the clip is not
I
Stop no that shit with me
Stop stop stupidly people. So I'm making k-pop and his this account is weird. What what is the account consistent?
Now repost it.
Oh my fucking god, bro, okay.
I see what it is.
No, no.
This one, I just...
Alright.
Stay!
Wait, so how do you guys do this?
You just have to be sure I know what you're asking about the pull-up bro like I see typing
in my chat like are you okay?
It's been an hour man.
It has not even been an hour.
It's been an hour.
I had a tower standing in everything.
You haven't even been live for an hour, game.
Yes, yo, it's been.
You've been live for an hour and 15 minutes, game.
You've been for me when you was at 43.
No, that's not even true.
No, it's your medigame.
What the fuck?
It's been 30 minutes?
Bro, come on, bro.
30 minutes to an hour.
It only makes the difference.
What's the difference?
There's no difference.
That's the difference.
No difference.
What about the top?
What do you need more time to think?
Not anymore time to see if I'm even going to be in the finals.
Even if you are in the final is your you got time for tonight. You know I'm saying it's at 11
Bro, how about you I real stream pop up my interests on page
Hey, what are you doing today that you that I would be Ireland that you all day today, bro
I was just I was just offering I was inviting you. That's all
Okay
We can get a whole hoop session
Okay
Okay, that's fire
though because that's really when the movie starts that's really when the movie
starts now you really a movie decent he's just a movie nah you're the film
oh you so yes or no you're the media
so so should I get moves to pull up for hoops to it yeah but don't pull up yeah
Let's get it. Yeah
I don't know why I just see the four right next to your shit and I just are you tired
I don't think it's like a lucky number
Come on, bro. We're not even at a let go. We got eight more hours. We got eight more hours
You're singing. I wasn't even tired man. Ah, you're not even live
So much less stress so well, are you got a voice so loud?
Why?
I'm talking like that, boy.
I don't wanna do it again.
I know you're smart for that.
I know you're about getting beat up.
I didn't get smart.
I didn't smarter than that.
You're training?
I trained, yeah.
You're a crumb.
Oh, crumb, bro, you're fat.
I'm fat.
You're fat.
Hey, tell me I'm fat without even looking at my face.
You're calling me fat.
Look at it.
You're fucking belly.
Yeah, okay.
Step on the scale.
Okay.
You're 145.
Be familiar with it.
Think about this.
You're 145.
One man can pin you down.
What can two man do?
Bitch.
What are you talking about?
Just think about it.
What do you mean, dude?
Yes.
Bro.
Polly.
Polly.
Not good things, to be honest.
Let's see what two Asian men can do to you.
Yo, I don't know.
I was probably going to say the most racist shit in the world,
bro.
I'm not going to count, bro.
I ain't even going to count, bro.
Bro, we can find out, though.
I'm trying to find out what?
What he said?
What he said?
What the fuck did two Asian men do to me?
I'm not gonna lie to me by myself.
Fuck you up and fuck you up.
You could not, J.
You can't bruise up for the first time in your life.
There's no bruising, bro.
This is the first time in your life you've ever got bruising in your life.
Your skin is perfect.
Look at your level.
This is real scar, they got the tattoo to scars nigga.
I had to tattoo the scars because I really hurt niggas.
There's no scars.
What?
No, you got a scar right there, but that's not from boxing or punching on it.
That's not.
Nigga, I just got a scar from punching niggas and they face.
I know I punch you when I scarred myself.
What are you talking about?
That means you don't know how to punch.
No.
You don't know how to punch.
I got to stop hitting so hard.
How do you feel it?
I feel it.
Listen to me.
I feel it.
I never said I didn't feel shit welcome the next day. Guess what I wanted in the next day
You're drinking too, what's up?
That's a frame log right there
At a what's there a broad line you could have done that to me. I'll be like, oh, don't do it
Jim I've been in a gym
I
Bench you for dinner
I can't do it.
Can I bet 200?
Yes I can.
No you can't.
No you can't.
You cannot.
I'll keep you right now.
Alright, let's move on right now.
Let's move on right now.
My opponent came outside.
Come on.
Let's go.
Yo, Sae.
You want a bad breath?
You want a bad breath?
I'm going to bet bad breath.
How much is 200 again?
How many places is that?
How much is it?
How much is it?
So a plate 25 and I think 7.5 pounds.
A plate and 7.5?
A plate 25 and 7.5 pounds.
So both side.
25, 45 that's one, 35, 25, 25, that's 50.
in 7.5 pounds and so on both sides
25, 45 that's 135, 25, 25 that's 50
What is that? What did he find? And you need what? 15 more?
So you write 7.5 on each side?
Yeah, I did that shit quick, come on
Come on, do you know why?
Like that, like that
You know why though
Because I'm Asian?
I just didn't say that, you said that
I bet, come on!
Are you ready? How much?
Uh, astrafullah
Let's do it
Do you want to go there?
No
Well, I'll get this
No, you're a bitch.
Who a bitch?
Yo, stop calling me a bitch, boy.
You know you can't talk with me.
Bro, you got, let me see your reach. Do this.
No, we can see my reach like this.
No, no, it's your face. And I want you to show your reach.
No, bro.
Let me see your reach, man.
No, you're trying to give me a hug, no.
No, I'm not going to give you a hug.
Yeah, it gets you soft, nigga.
Do your wings, man, like this.
Come on.
Look at my nose, look at my nose, look at my nose.
Yeah, T-Rex on yours.
And I'm straight, you're like this.
I'm straight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I would kill you, nigga.
I would kill you, man.
See, I'm like this, and these are these bugs.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
We don't matter.
We don't matter.
We don't matter.
We don't matter.
We don't talk.
You don't talk.
You don't talk, bro.
We don't talk.
I own you a box, and Moose owns you a basketball,
and so does fucking mama.
Last time I played Morgan and Moose, I spanked him.
Go ask Morgan when I did to him.
And you can catch that today.
Why?
You need to stop doing that shit.
Oh, that was cute.
That was cute.
That's how I know you can't make me do it.
You made a whole fucking step back.
I did like this game.
I didn't move at all.
But I like to see the fact that, what?
Stop talking about it.
Stop talking about it.
What?
Stop talking about it.
What?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Who's that?
What happened?
Oh, hey Ron.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
What's happening?
Are you okay?
Fuck up his face. I got ugly years. What happened fuck you
Fuck dude, I'm doing what you told me lucky bro
You lucky you lucky. I'm wearing vapor masks
You lucky I'm wearing vapor masks
What I meant
Nothing you in this shit
You should fire you and silky fighting now fighting stop the violence you want to see it fight it we just see a fight
We're not fighting we just scrambling
This is scale
Now keep in mind chef before I step on the scale watch out of no this cast right here is a four pound cast
So mine is four pounds from whatever the scale says
What the fuck yo, bro, did you need to do that?
How are you to say we not bad?
99 with the four pound cast on not bad at all. Not bad. It's extremely
I mean five five one ninety nine not bad five ten one ninety nine five five six two hundred
That's respectable. We have to talk. We need to have an intervention.
He's in the tournament, bro. He's in the tournament, bro.
He's in the tournament, bro.
He's in the tournament, bro.
Bro, no. His hours track his hours on my stream.
His hours on your stream than his own this month.
They didn't track the hours!
Cameraski, look at this.
Yeah, it's like a triangle, bro.
No, I did what, uh, I told they said what I'm doing.
What?
I'm getting a piano, but you told me to get one?
No.
I wanna connect it to a speaker.
There it is.
Never.
No, it's-
I never said the paragraphs.
Never, ever did that.
I'm doing the hotbox machine.
What the fuck?
Boy, you need to hire shit, bro.
No!
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Fuck!
Yo, this shit just got me hot, so...
What do you mean it got you hot?
It doesn't do that.
Bro, so, I'm fucking frog.
Well, how are you going for it?
Yo, don't touch me like that, boy!
Stop touching me!
You see what happens when you touch me!
Put the gloves on, it's a different story, though.
Okay, we can put them on.
We can put them on, boy.
Take it on!
I
Don't beat you go outside my beat your basketball to
Oh, thank you, bro. Yes, you do your race
What would Marlon put on a fucking wooden thing maybe like
I had one that was like, all, all welcome.
Wait, should we leave?
I don't know what we're supposed to do.
I mean, are you putting in today?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm just going to show you an interesting work of this.
Fuck it.
And?
Are you fucking gonna ask me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, cancel it, cancel it, cancel it, cancel it.
We're putting a big silk, it says,
Silver Surfer in a main walkway of the house.
Leave your coat ass, man.
That's the first thing people are going to see
They walk in a silver surfer.
He makes us himself?
Yeah, I think it's kinda cool though.
Yeah?
Alright, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, it's hard.
It's hard.
It sounds pretty hard.
I mean, he is known for being...
Yeah.
Okay, so...
What are you gonna put about your room?
I mean, if we're putting shit in the main lockway, I'm probably gonna put something up there.
Oh, so he's...
Oh, damn, okay.
I'll look with some shit everywhere, actually.
Okay, uh...
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna go, um...
I'm gonna go to work.
What's... what's that do?
Oh, it's a great...
I'm gonna go buy 5,000 dollar piano,
and I can put on wheels,
and put a speaker on.
You're not actually gonna want to.
Oh, no.
I'm buying a rent out.
Wait, what is this shit?
I'm gonna try a bird.
Yeah, this is my new bird.
He's buying shit...
He's buying another pet.
Yeah.
They have no content, he's buying a pet.
Another fucking pet.
Yeah, something else for Conta, Yeet, I'm sorry, but I'm not a tech guy.
Yes.
What happened to the fucking geckos?
What happened to those geckos?
Did he toss them in our fucking backyard?
Where are the geckos?
Where's this moss ball?
Do you remember he had a moss ball in his throat?
I did not know that.
So Yeet has them?
Dude, listen, if you want, you know, I know you're, you know, if you've probably played piano growing up.
I play Violin.
No, I play the Violin.
You and John definitely play Violin.
No, I didn't.
John, come on, play instruments, guys.
Richella, we're not very typical.
You don't have to try to play.
Listen, I'm going to bring the piano. You're welcome to play.
Bro, I'm not the rice one, man.
It's time to get the rust off and stuff, and then back to the piano.
I play the piano. I play the Violin.
Right, come on.
You me a Violin, and I'll go play it.
Get you some instruments, we can start a boy band.
They see you can be on the drums.
I actually did.
No, you're not.
It's because you're half fat.
That doesn't mean you need to play the drums.
I actually need to drum some.
What do you want to go do?
I'm going to get a pet.
Where are you going to put a bird?
It's going to start flying around.
How are you going to get it?
I watched Maya's Ted talk and that bird is going to be the cage all fucking day.
I'm not putting a bird in the cage.
That goes go.
Make house for a bird.
No, we don't need a bird flying around.
Yes, we do!
What's going to happen to the doorways?
Uh, the bird's going to go outside and get some fresh air.
What are you going to do to call back?
Yeah, did you not see my, I talked to you, it was going like this, and the bird was coming to her farm.
It's hot, bro.
Oh, that one was shit, that one was shit.
Listen, you get a bird, that bird's going to die.
Or it's going to fly away.
Fuck. That was disgusting.
Bro, I got inspired by a monkey.
And I want to see it engage me.
No, you didn't get inspired, bro.
You just have nothing else to do so you're hitting another monkey.
I want to buy a monkey.
You've been saying that for like four years.
I don't know. I still want to. A little finger monkey would be cool.
I'm glad you didn't even take care of a gecko.
The gecko you threw away. Where is your moss ball?
Daddy!
You got a moss ball too!
I threw it in the pool.
You two in the box while you're back in the pool?
No, he even took the box ball.
Oh, I did.
Oh, what is this?
I also threw his geckos in the pool, too.
The geckos got ran over.
To be fair, just one time I had a rat about a rat first trick.
I let him go on the street one time.
Yeah, that's how it started.
What the fuck?
You had a rat?
No, I'm just kidding.
I would never do this.
You guys want to do a cruise trip?
Cruise?
I'm not gonna go leaving on Mitch.
I'm not gonna go there.
I see, I see how to do that.
I wanna, you know, I'm gonna get a piano if y'all are interested.
I'm gonna get a little instrument.
Yeah?
Yeah, should we take the gophe?
Let me check how far this is.
We are the hills, so...
Is this not a rat?
No, I didn't get...
Is that the hints of virus started?
You literally breathed us your back here.
Let's see here.
So there's one store that's about...
18 minutes.
That's not bad at all.
That's not bad at all. Why is he laughing at me?
I do it, I do it.
It's stable in Aldo minutes.
And then there's another store that's 24 minutes.
Okay, so how many actually do you like minutes?
No, 24 minutes. 11 miles.
That's real. You don't say what this is.
Yeah.
So what's the other one? What's the 18 one?
Take a real store like that.
Okay, 24 24 24 on the in the car
So see you guys
I mean are we invited?
Wait, I may get yeah, let's start a band. Wait. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, I told you his one eye on the right is like it's like miss
but can you get good at it? Oh my god, it can't calibrate.
What is this device? It's supposed to detect if it's like straight or not.
No, that gets that right there device. You put it on a wall and it can notice the
What is it called the studs in the wall?
It's a stud finder.
A stud finder.
They call you a stud.
Up top.
Too slow.
Whoa.
Put that hand down.
I don't want to do that.
All right, y'all.
I'm going to take my car.
All right, man.
Let's go.
Wow.
How do we transport the piano back?
That's the trick.
It's like I was going to attach it to the top of your neck.
You're not doing that.
No.
It's right on the golf cart.
Wait.
Where's your truck?
Oh, that would be perfect.
Oh, my God.
Where's your 1 of 40 Cybertron?
Coming soon.
Coming soon, coming soon, I think Tuesday.
Tuesday, yep.
I did have a talk with him.
Wait, who did it?
Who did the build, though?
Because I'm pretty sure I saw a story
and I don't want to tell you bad news about that place, but.
Your guy did.
You did not start in the same year?
I just went to the South Michigan.
That's the start of the same year you were in your truck.
And they fucked up all my cars.
So, oh shit, I just went to the gym.
Bro.
Let's go.
Well, how are we gonna take one, two, three,
camera man, three streams?
We always figure it out, bro.
Listen.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What should I get?
You're stepping over the screen.
Oh, no, that's how it works.
That's how it works.
You're not talking to me.
Come on.
L.A.C. in the chat, dude.
Not again, bro.
Let's not do this again.
Can we get cleaners?
What's going on?
Cleaners come like every cover face.
What ain't you know what I be good at?
Like the food?
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about.
Oh, no!
Dude!
Try again.
No, flu, really flu. You're totally a mouth and one hand.
You know what I'm saying, the quarterback, I know how to play hot cross buns.
Hot cross buns.
I think every child does that.
Hot cross buns.
Is there any drinks in here?
Yeah, every single one of those boxes has like hardy wrinkles in them.
Oh yeah.
Are you drinking?
No.
I should make sure I'm on the right fucking
Yeah, I'm on the right here
We could do like some entourage with some convoy
Did I take the golf cart? I'll take the Urus and you just stay behind me
I'll stay behind you like security
Let me pull out what you're doing in a golf cart bro
My golf cart? How much charge does it take?
How much battery?
Oh you just take the right one
Get out of the truck and go I-
Um, like 24 minutes
24 minutes
No, I swear, put him over there.
How's his neck?
I'm not going in.
I'm not going in.
We should just...
Don't just jitter.
They let him follow us and then I just...
Let him follow us like the first ten minutes though.
I don't know, he's a dumbass.
I mean, you know...
Fuck it.
Did you steal this instrument that he needed to...
Wait, this instrument?
Yeah, it's...
We used to fucking calibrate the fucking studs and all that.
Damn!
Aw, fuck.
Yeah, you know lacy bro. We're ready. You ready dude. Okay, so you're gonna fall
All right, you're gonna follow me. Okay, the whole time
That's almost max
I'm gonna do a coin flip. Okay, it said heads bro. I'm probably gonna go with Ron
Nah, I promise you I won't leave you.
Nah, you're just fucked.
Um, just follow, it's easier to follow.
Just follow me.
You're a piece of shit.
Hey, you're a piece of shit.
I'm gonna go with you, Lacey.
I'm gonna go with you, too, Lacey.
We're all gonna go with you.
Put it back in the bag.
Shut the fuck up.
I live in there.
That's my fucking house.
bro how are we gonna fit all of us they're backseat chairs
is there a way to open the top bro there's a there's like a trailer
this is what you can do you can just do it you want legs just right like this
for 25 minutes yeah well arm workout
bro to ask a dapper who wants to come maybe we take both golf carts
ooooohhh
I can't wait to chat bro what did they say
put the tool back inside bro.
Bro, put the L Jason bro.
Put the tool back.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, if people here are working hard on your house and you can't, you're just going
to take this shit and move it around.
No way you're stealing from the hard workers.
So now you're going to make him confused.
He's probably like, where's my tool?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, bro!
fuck bruh, fuck bruh
look are y'all happy now?
Good boy. Fuck y'all.
Good bitch. Fuck y'all here.
Holy fucking pussies, bro.
Fuck y'all.
Pick your feet up. Bitch, fuck you.
What did that say? Can we take two gold bars?
I was asking right now.
Don't leave me.
Nah! Fuck y'all!
I'm not getting evaded.
It's not happening today.
Don't do!
What?
Nothing.
What?
Nothing.
You ever said titties?
Oh, no.
Hey, why is this-
No, I'm-
Oh, to a point.
You can go on the highway.
I'll go on the highway then, yeah.
Okay.
Can we take two or no?
We gotta ask your dad if we can borrow his golf cart.
Should we ask daddy?
Someone's gotta do it.
I'll go.
I'll just go to Jason for a minute.
Bro, no troll.
Locking.
Lacey was right here.
Can you not word for word may may may God strike you down ways?
Yo, let's just ditch that Asian
You might be getting stomach cramps
You gotta trust me so I say we just ditch him
He's so happy just running at full speed screaming daddy
He looks like a make-upist dude, come on
What do you say, bro? Let's ruin his day. That's what he's that's what he said
That's pretty mean and then he said I was like, are you only from me? He was like, oh shit
Who's that? I was weird. Oh shit. Ha ha ha ha 8 a.m. In Chinatown
No, I'm not the rice man, bro. I'm the ice man
All right, bro
I
Okay, here we go
Like you're dead young he actually said that I mean I can't confirm her to my yeah, it's like it's like you were there with him
I don't remember the fully yeah, I also took a legal thing
It's not wasting
Are you sure you want?
Which I just I just confirmed with adaptive real quick. Just now they use okay. We're gonna know that
All right, we're wasting all the battery
Stop the car boat
I'm busy, bro. How do I put it in part?
Lacey he's trying to steal your car. No, I'm not Lacey
Lacey he tried stealing your car. You fucking no Lacey. He did us
What I say something like that
He's trying to separate us bro
He's trying to separate us. He said yo, just come on me ditch the fat fuck
He's fake another another fake injury. That's it. No, I said no
Go or use his golf cart
You can't go.
He can't go.
He's building his toys.
You fucking kidding me?
Another toy building stream, bro.
I'm going to get it.
Well, there's only one solution here.
So do we take cars or?
Listen, we'd take one car and a golf cart.
I don't want to take one car.
You just say you're going to take your car.
Yeah, but I mean, I'm telling you,
let's go to this place.
It's like, I want to have the fun.
One of us can't have the fun.
Well, I mean, there's only two people there.
Well, it's Lacey's golf cart.
You gotta take the Maybach fucking dickhead
He was the one he was the one that was like yo, you want to leave me, huh? You want to leave me, huh?
Hey, hey, and tie virus
So shut the fuck up
What?
I mean that's not a horrible idea
I think ladies should camera man, and then John and Drew take their call but Drew's are ladies stay here
You're all so awesome, you got the money.
I just got it.
No, it's a good idea.
It's actually a really good idea.
How you doing dad?
Who's driving though?
Who's driving?
Drew, you gonna drive?
Yeah, Drew.
Drew, did you just drop John bro?
Yeah, Drew's driving.
Drew, all right bro, Drew.
That's not even a bad idea though.
That's a good idea because there's three of us and we can do...
When we get back, we can set up our...
Adapt to it, we can set it up right outside his door.
Oh man.
Yeah, right outside his door we can set the band up he said.
Oh, that sounds like a fucking movie.
I built a band. Wait, this is gonna be fire.
Hey, this is actually a miracle, bro.
Alright, well, uh, gonna swap.
Alright, yeah. Alright, yeah.
Oh, Chinese fighters.
I thought Jason should drive.
I don't know Jason should drive.
I think Jason should drive.
I mean, listen, I can drive.
No, I don't want you to drive.
Let me, let me drive a boat.
Oh, should I say...
I don't need one arm.
I got you, let me drive.
Who are you?
You want to, you want to drive?
Oh, I'm already in the driver's seat.
I know that, you know...
Let me drive to go, Kite.
Ok, first one.
Are you guys speakers or not?
Oh, they're speakers.
You gotta connect though.
You gotta connect.
Oh, you can't connect?
You're not connecting?
Oh, no.
Not on this one, I don't think.
Oh, on this one, I don't think.
Oh, look, that odd place could just come in here.
Oh, no, I'm saying nope to be connected.
Who's cameraman?
You know how everything's about you.
No, he's getting in the car, bro.
You know, man.
Am I always?
I don't know.
What?
This map here is the same.
Well, we need to make sure everyone's on your phone.
Yeah, y'all still haven't told me what instrument to get.
Why are you sitting in front of me?
I'm trying to get Jason to talk to you.
Wait John, John.
Can I get a water please?
Shut your ass up dude.
You want to steal all the fucking action?
I...
Your life is in my hands.
Don't look at my arch.
Don't screw up on Ron.
Who the fuck is Ricky?
Don't smoke me.
Why is Ricky's...
Oh god.
Ricky's connected to my
Well, maybe take it for a joy ride
There we go. Wait a minute Jake
Do you want to kick?
OW!
You could have, you could have
That's my bad arms!
That one smells good
It's not me, I don't have anything under it
No, it's not me
This was a really bomb, we'll get one free
No, it was by two
By two when we get one, for me
One is in the bank
One is in the bank
yeah I don't know how to connect unless we get a speaker bro come on what
do you mean oh you hate me fuck you are you doing your new phone it's not fun
those acne oh are you going through Instagram bro we're working I'm waiting
so I can get in bro bro get the angles of Lacey and fucking just chopped up I
don't know I don't know unless unless I'm gonna maybe get a speaker and put it
in the car yeah get a little speaker don't wait
So you're just gonna get a speaker real quick. Okay, real quick. Let's go get one
Yo, John is there a speaker in the group? We're not gonna have space to put all our instruments in here. Yes, we are
Speaker, bro. Yes, we are dude
But we'll figure it out. We always find a way
We always find a way
Whatever you say, bro
Yeah, all right, you know where to go. Should we get the speaker or are we just gonna fuck with all this shit?
You dumb motherfucker!
Ow!
All right, bro, listen.
So who's really gonna co-pilot me? Cause I don't got to add you.
Listen, bro.
You co-pilot it?
You know how to drive a car?
Do I know how to drive?
I have a May bag.
It's kind of chilly. Should we get jackets?
No, what are we?
No.
Listen, Jason, this car has never been taken on the highway before.
Oh, we're going on the highway?
We're going on the highway?
Yes.
All right, listen, listen, wait, wait, we're actually going on a highway?
Yeah, it's just, this golf course has never been taken on a highway.
So I'm gonna need you to really, to really drive safe, okay?
Just listen, bro, you got this!
I'm gonna be honest, we in the car wreck would probably all fucking dead.
Well, then we would have you to blame.
Yeah, all the hate threads would go to you on Twitter if we got it.
I mean, bro, honestly, I'll take the hate if I'm dead.
Fuck it, bro, I won't feel the hate, because I'll be dead.
All right, well, I think let's get out of here, no?
You know where to go?
You can't take the golf cart on a highway, idiot.
Los Angeles dude, we're not in LA anymore, bro. We have new laws out here
This is
It's not our city
Chloe Parker City
All this tick-tock that said I'm her biggest name in her contact list it is
Fuck you mean, oh shit.
Yeah, come on, bro. I'm gonna sit here.
Where's the speaker? We're gonna be raw dogged shit.
Yes, we're raw dogged.
Wait, ladies, you can hop on a speaker?
What?
No, no, we must go.
We're gonna be late.
If you can figure out how to connect, I don't know how it works.
There's Bluetooth, man.
No, there is Bluetooth.
Wait, what's a ooo emote?
Fuck you mean, oh shit, bro.
Come on, bro, take me to this.
Hi.
Hi.
What's going on?
Hey, listen.
You have the address?
Wait, should we bring the charger?
See if it dies halfway back.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We just left the parking lot.
All right, let's get going then.
Go. Go.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I mean, come back to this.
You don't have the address?
No, I don't have the address.
I'm going to co-pilot, bro.
I'm going to be driving.
I can't look at my phone and drive.
That's T.U.S.
Yeah, that is terms of service.
No, it's only if you're in an actual motorized vehicle.
This is an off-road vehicle.
Yeah, and we're not in L.A.
Bro, bro, see belts.
Bro, we're low in LA.
We're the kings of Calabash.
Yo, what happens if we get pulled over, Lays?
I'm gonna fucking hold you down.
I'm gonna say, yo, my friend here is from China.
He used to be a police officer.
Bro, he's not.
He's not from China.
Oh, you're my friend.
I know you.
I know you.
I'm not from China.
Wait, how do you do avoid highways?
No, no, no, don't do that.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Are you actually going to go down?
Yeah, bro, it's only five minutes on the highway.
Surely we should make sure...
So, no charger, no charger or alarm?
Someone, wait, shut it down a little?
What's going on?
What are you chasing?
Turn the gauntlet on there, please.
I'm on the train, ladies.
I make my daughters dance
Bro, okay, yeah, I just wanna I just wait to know this
I just want to put a statement out there
In this golf cart the wheel alignment is a little fun
So Jason, you're going downhill make sure you don't go full speed down
It could completely take over me.
Last time me and Lays did that, we almost flipped the world.
Yeah, she did it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
So wait, how do I turn this shit over?
Just, just, we still do no music, we do the neighborhood anyway.
The HOA's gonna get mad at us.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Who the shit is this?
What the fuck is this?
You shitty ass.
Hey, that's Stich!
Oh, she's not Stich, this bitch, because it's a girl.
Wow.
Whoa.
No, I wouldn't have bought this for the bitch soon.
I wouldn't have his feet.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Was that a whiz hog?
Women are bitches.
We're at 33%
Everyone just be calm. What's the worst that can happen?
The worst thing is we get in the car.
We'll just stay in the far left lane. That's the slow lane.
Okay
No, it's different golf carts
Yeah
Jason, are you kidding me?
Why doesn't it break?
Like my Maybag, bro
He doesn't break like my Maybag
When we get on this hill
I'm dead ass, go slow
Jason, try not to scream
Holy fun police
Jesus
Jesus
Do not go full speed, do not go full speed actually
It will tip over. I almost completely like during the sub-a-thon went flying
Oh
Come on
Oh
My daddy matter matter matter matter matter matter matter. All right, listen matter on me matter on three one two three
daddy
I don't trust Jason
It's not that far pretty far
I'll go by the people don't worry
Okay, bro.
You know where it is?
Yes.
I'll be tough on you.
Are you sure you want us to go there?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I gotta really hate the brakes on this.
You're gonna be fine, bro.
It's not that bad.
You're gonna be fine, bro.
It's not that bad.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're behind us.
Bro, why is there a problem if there'll be a fall on us?
All right, tell them where to go.
Okay.
Right here.
You gotta go left.
I'll put a GTA map on you.
Oh, good idea.
Uh, yeah.
All right.
Take a left.
So, there's bleachers on this?
It doesn't matter.
Just go.
Book it.
Okay
They said you need to try properly bro. I'm
What do you think I'm doing?
Get on 2-H or 4-H!
What do you mean?
I don't know
Look at my wheel!
I was not a deal
Jordan, Jonathan, you're gonna see us get on 4-H
Stop!
You suck at driving!
I'm not trying to do that
What's your fucking gold part man?
I'm gonna put up a fucking traffic signal.
Oh fuck.
Oh god. Do I pull over right here?
How are we spinning?
Because it's misaligned!
We're moving at a certain angle.
Wait put it on 2H.
2H, 2H, 2H.
You're squishing while it's driving?
Yes, yes, yes.
What did I do?
It's easy now right?
Nothing changed. How you doing?
How you doing, sir?
Alright, let's go guys.
What's going on?
Jason, you're going to go straight. Obviously.
Yo, we gotta go straight boys.
Holy shit.
We're doing 99%
We're doing over 90 already.
Are you sure we should take this?
No, I'm never getting more, sir. We'll be okay.
I'm telling you guys,
Are you going to take a left of the light? Left of the light.
Left of the light. Yo bro.
Are you guys doing the highway?
Left of the light. Left!
Hurry! Get your left leg!
Swing it!
Yo bro, when I do the blinkers, it just does both blinkers.
Wait, you have the charger on!
Oh, it's a mouse.
Wait, so you didn't even bring the charger.
I said should we stop and get the charger and never go.
What's going to happen? We run out of fucking...
Sorry about the hold up.
So, why do I hear a fuckin' spade?
I turn a fuckin' rust siren.
Fuckin' assholes.
Yeah, Chad, I have my seatbelts on over here.
Or tell her.
Yeah, listen, Chad.
When we get on the highway, you can't...
What do you mean when we get on the highway?
When we get on the highway.
What do you mean?
It don't matter.
Wait, what's the highway speed limit?
What are you speed limit?
65.
No, we're going 25 right now.
Don't say that on the street.
We're supposed to say we're going 65.
We're going at 60, 180, right now, just move it on.
Oh, shit.
It's huge.
Back you up, you mean?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
How's that?
That is catcobby.
That was actually children.
What's it like?
That woman had a whole baby strapped arm.
Turn your turd signal off.
Yeah, why do you have to turn signal off?
I don't know how to turn it off, bro.
You dumbass!
It's like a car!
Is that Lacey's car?
What's that thing?
No, Jason!
I wanna ask you why we're spinning left and right!
Uh, how many times I gotta say?
The shit is unaligned, bro!
I'm driving with the wheel...
Holy, vertically!
Listen, you wanna cut over into the bike lane
so the car in behind us can pass it, okay?
Alright.
I thought the left lane was a slow lane.
What?
I thought the left lane was, I thought the left lane was a slow lane.
Alright, now you can go back over to the trees behind us.
Turn your turn signal off!
Bitch!
Don't hit the driver or he'll kill us all!
I already get it down. Why is it going so slow?
Yeah, what's going on?
I'm a fool, I'm a fool, put us on the gas.
Wait, so we got to ask the left turn.
Bro, can we not do the highway, please?
We have to, we have to.
So you actually don't...
We have to.
We have to.
What do you mean we have to, bro?
We have to, for one reason, so we can save the batteries and make it home.
Yep.
You know what? I've been wanting...
Yeah, whatever.
Wait turn off your blinker. How do you know how a car works? Oh, look, I'm putting it up around
I'm
How you guys doing?
Haha, nice to see you.
That's Johnny Depp. Let's do some of them all.
Yo, can you not tip over a fucking car?
Oh my god.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god.
How are we going to carry all of my stuff?
We'll figure it out.
We had to attack a problem one time at a time.
It's not going to weigh us down anymore, is it?
Oh my god.
It's not gonna weigh us down anymore, is it?
Oh, no.
The losing part is gonna go high, like...
We gotta experience this highway together.
I hope so.
Alright, Jason.
Well, let me see...
At the next, at the next light!
Like, you guys need to get to the fucking highway right now.
We're gonna see how this is played.
Not this light.
Everyone say, I believe! Come on!
You can drop a page in the chat for us.
Yeah
Come on, Jay. You ready?
All right, Jay, make a right right here!
Take this to the fucking highway!
Pretty God.
Oh, no.
God, if you can't hear me.
No, no.
Please, I love you.
Thank you for blessing me with such a wonderful life with all my friends.
I got traffic.
I pray for protection and peace and safety.
Wait, oh my God!
Ice cream!
Give me some ice cream!
Give me some ice cream!
Go left!
Come on!
What do you say?
Four miles!
Four miles!
Want to take an exit?
Right here.
I'm not alive.
This is the cycle.
Oh, how? Why is everybody speeding today?
2, 2, 3. Wow.
I'm getting caught.
Oh, he just pulled the stone.
It's fine.
A vibe is being caught right now.
We're really holding up a whole lane to the highway here.
Hey, listen bro.
Just put it by a safety safety measure.
What? It sounds like our tires are getting like curved right now.
Co-piling. Co-piling.
Where's my co-piling?
Keep going!
It's all my hands that hit it.
We're really hitting it. How does it go more slowly than this?
You said what?
Okay, I'm trying now.
What?
It's burning!
Fuck you!
Take the next exit! Take the next exit!
Take the next exit! It's fucking five miles, right?
Oh, no!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm waiting for you to fuck up traffic!
God, this is horrible idea.
The next exit is...
Oh no!
How far?
Jesus, I don't think there's another exit.
Say oh god.
Why is it slowing down?
No, I would say it's called the speed limit for a reason.
You can't go above the limit. You can go below it.
This is actually true. You're technically legally allowed to go like 5 miles per hour.
Yes.
Oh, thank God.
Alright, I'll take an exit.
The speed limit is 45. We're going 43.
What's the problem?
Hey, to be honest with you,
No, no, no, go straight, go straight.
No, no, go straight.
And at this next light, you're going to take a left,
so you're going to want to hit it over now.
Okay, stop.
What? Don't leave your hand ever getting over to stop now.
Yeah.
Is it like this?
Okay, look back.
I've turned now.
I've turned now.
Alright, so now, you go.
Take a left.
What are you doing with your stuff?
You gotta look when you do that.
Well I have mirrors.
Your mirrors are pointed at you.
Hey?
Bro.
What do you guys think so far, bro?
Honestly, I don't look at the battery.
That's all.
No one look at the battery.
I'm through a little faster, Robin.
Okay.
How do you watch out?
Oh, you play that.
Nice man.
I said I love the music taste!
I said I love the music taste!
Very, very good music. You heard Iceman?
Hey, stop talking to her.
What's your name?
Me?
Sorry, you know me?
You know him?
Yeah, you know me?
Yeah, I'm like, yeah.
We just got this new $30,000 fully gate-proofed sound-dicated golf cart.
Where in the world are you going?
Hello?
I'm shopping, girly!
I bet!
I bet!
We up!
We on the way!
Where's my fucking wee poo shit?
She does not think I'm Marlin, dude.
I
Jason take a right
There's a no highway
Right at this light all right
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hahaha
What's this?
He's cute
He's cute
You know that?
Yeah, you guys know that
You know that?
And just don't have to turn a signal
It's just a formidable thing
So when I say right you gotta stick your hand out
Okay
I got this here
Excuse me?
No, wait!
Jayson!
Jayson!
Jayson!
No, no!
Wait!
Oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Put your hand out.
Get in the car.
What the heck?
Bro!
Quick!
Oh my god, look at him, he's a fast-ease ram.
What?
Chase him!
Get in!
Oh god!
Get in! Oh god!
What do I do?
No, get in!
Do I turn right?
Yes, turn right, turn right.
Oh shit!
Fuck you man, oh shit.
Should we recuperate?
Maybe.
No, let's do that.
No, she's gone.
We're back.
Why are you sitting back there?
I'm gonna go honking, bro!
That's what I don't get though.
I think I can get it.
Honking is a deal, bro.
I don't know why you have to honking.
Just blow your corns all.
Honking for what?
Blow your corns all day.
It's my dentist.
Fucking pants are falling down, dude.
That was the best out.
Yeah, that was pretty quick. I was getting up.
Okay, you're gonna take, you're gonna go straight through this light.
I'm gonna get a left or a right light.
Jesus.
I'm gonna get a left or a right light.
Left light and make a left or a left light.
Make a left or a right light.
Let's go!
Nooooooo!
Yo play that new Drizzy!
Come on, bro!
I like the Bible key though.
Wait, left, left, left, left!
Wait wait wait wait, what if Lacey...
We take...
Lacey just runs, so we don't have much weight in the car.
What?!
Honestly, that was a great shout, bro.
Hey, say...
Something fell out of your pocket?
Straight or left?
What happened?
Straight or left?
Left, left, left!
Left!
Oh shit!
Fuck you me!
Oh shit!
I
Was it worse that can happen should we get maybe like us like a quick stop and you have a drink we don't have fucking battery
Look a little smoothie would be nice
We your wallet
There's no way I drop my wallet. I don't have it on me. I don't know I had it
I
Drive my wallet in the tunnel
It's not me, it's not Iceman.
This is future, it's not Iceman.
All of your Iceman's voice.
There he is.
Aw, Sam.
Alright, keep going straight, Jason.
Dude, why are we getting dirty looks from everyone?
I can't even catch up to mine anymore!
Wait, do you have a Ruth Chris out here?
No, you? What is it?
Have you ever had a Ruth Chris steakhouse?
No, what is it?
On my source of best steakhouse in the world.
How do you know every single food guy?
Because I used to go there in Dallas and I saw Trayvon Big Sail one time.
It's so good.
You look like you're in the 7th dollar rug.
Somebody asked you.
Somebody asked you that?
What is that?
How do you have amok on dogs?
How did you see that?
This is nose, not his eyes.
Where do I go?
Sure, I'll tell you when it's hurt.
Someone put a gun to your fucking head and said enable 100 restaurants and you can do it?
100%.
No way.
You know what I'm doing for a shrimp soup?
What?
I'm doing DMing 100 fast food restaurants until they give me a black car.
Bullshit!
That was a ball.
That was a ball.
I get it.
I get it.
Oh
Fuck how far are we?
Where the fuck always five minutes
Are you up to the five?
Wait, give me a real life. Where we at?
Right now we're on Canola Avenue.
You said where are we at?
I'm at the ETA.
You're the ETA guy.
Alright Jason, keep going straight,
then you're going to take the light at the light,
and then you're going to go left,
and then you're going to go fuck yourself.
HAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
Alright Jason, the light after the next light
after the next light, the light after that you're gonna get right
BJS
That's just one lucky strike
It's been a long time since I last...
You deadass dropped your wallet? Wait, post it in the comments
Let me see
Yeah, watch. Can we get a drone shot?
HAHAHA
Jason, are you feeling relaxed right now?
Relax man. It's got built in the soft seats. Do not do that shit. Do not! Do not!
Two more lights! Wait so all right can we get we might as well get a battery check.
Uh we're at 36.
What?
36 percent.
We're high. We're at 36 now.
So does it with USB? USB-C?
What does it take?
Wait, wait, wait.
We can't map what it was.
That's something we've never left.
Okay, my wallet's a white LB wallet.
So if I grabbed something and it was white,
it was definitely my wallet.
Wait.
Take a right!
Right?
What's the name of this guy?
Uh, actually, it was your wallet.
No way, you lost your wallet.
Sonia lost his wallet in his pants.
call me son. Yo there's so many new things I came back and it starts to
make clouds and sunshine so much I don't even know. Son. I gotta see if your wallet
actually got thrown. Yeah. It's like interesting. Yeah. Oh I see it's you are
slash learn. Jason the ween lazy to say we're on a legally drive a golf cart on
a highway impeding traffic. That we did that. All right buddy I already got
I'm ready.
It's alright.
Reddit just is a bunch of people who just form opinions that don't matter.
It'll be okay.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my God.
What?
What?
Oh my God, he actually dropped his wallet.
Oh my God, like a hundred percent.
Oh my God.
I mean, I'm pretty, I don't even remember having it in my pocket, but I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that's my wallet right there, no?
I can't see it.
I saw it in person, but didn't show it to him.
No, he did it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No, he dead ass
There's no way
There's no way they're saying it's a line marker. What does that mean? It's a vape. Yo, I'm not sure
Oh, yeah, you might have dropped your vape. I don't vape. You might have dropped your Madden Addy
Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm taking pictures of us. What's that?
It's like flashing. Wait, is that a speed tracker? Oh it is
All right, I got a riddle we all over in traffic
Okay, so there's this horse that I'm friends with and he walks into this bar. Oh
What
Why did someone hung as soon as a life right?
Are you
Oh my god, it's a barber, bro, some kind of hair cut.
This is a pretty beautiful prop.
Look at what kind of water damage experts don't even do.
Probably any type of water damage you have, you can find expertise on that.
Okay.
What?
You got one?
Three.
How slow are we?
Ah, we're...
Okay, we're only two minutes away.
Two minutes away.
Come on.
Oh, that's not bad.
Not bad.
Bro, is it just me or has a BMW been following this whole time?
Yeah, they were gonna follow my BMW.
This is like the length, you're saying?
I see it, so it looks like there.
Cali?
Like that looks similar.
Nice, little bit of turbulence.
I recognize where we're at.
Yeah, I know this one too.
We can take a left.
We're at the old house.
You can take a left, you can take a right.
Wait, and then you go fucking south.
Wait, I know this art go.
We're back?
Yes, we're back.
We're back.
We're back at Oda.
I'm out of this apartment, Netflix.
Oh, that's a tutorial.
We can rent a new wheel.
Why don't we have a tow?
McDonald's.
Where are we going?
We're going to the Gatchamate, come on real quick.
No we don't.
Look, there's no line, come on, chase, bust it right, bust it right, bust it right, bust it right.
Jason, are you up?
That's my co-pilot.
Oh, shit.
What are we trying to do?
What are we trying to do?
What are we trying to do?
Oh, shit.
What are we trying to do?
Hey, recreate your own clue.
All right, one small deal, okay?
It's a little crazy.
It's a little small deal.
Small Meals.
Don't get out that great thing.
We're on a great level.
That's one thing.
Almost there.
I'm on a great level right now.
Okay.
We're on one Small Meals.
Where are you at?
Beautiful.
How you doing?
It's not on yet.
I think it's only the next one.
I'm just gonna get what I normally get.
I'm not gonna get anything crazy.
Let me get a...
It's not open yet, dude.
Oh, you ordered a bear.
Yup.
That's what I've been saying.
Oh, Jason.
You're new here.
You're new here.
You're new here.
You're new here.
You're new here.
You're new here.
You're new here.
You're new here.
Jason you nail salon look la la nails
Free dry wash and pull yo guys. There's a white BMW farm. Oh, yeah asshole stop fucking following us
Stop following us asshole
No, we're not taking a picture of you, dude
Yeah, I'm just gonna normally get nothing crazy. We're doing Doug Doug
Get whatever the person in front of us got no one person
What is a Spriteberry?
You saw that too, the little foam on top?
A Dirty...
What is a Dirty Doctor Pepper?
It's so easy!
That's what's good.
A Dirty Doctor Pepper.
I've heard it's really good.
I can't read the menu.
It's like a million sugars.
A Dirty Doctor Pepper.
Did someone fucking punched it?
Someone punched it?
Someone screamed?
Someone used a flame to throw it.
Wait, hold on, I'm not finished.
I gotta get a Dirty Doctor Pepper.
Orange cream.
Alright, something light.
Yeah, you go first.
Hey!
Hey, how you doing?
Mubba?
Mubba?
No, no Mubba.
No Mubba.
Okay, I'm shorted.
May I please get an orange dream?
What size do you get?
The smallest size you could possibly do, sir.
Okay.
And then, I gotta get a snack, no?
Yeah, get a little snack.
Snack wrap.
Can I do a sn- uh, uh, can I?
good me the snack wrap this snack wrap yeah a large trying no what no get behind
the smallest snack wrap spicy spicy spicy and for the price of size would it be
no fries sir um yeah what am I trying one small meal yeah i'm not going to go crazy
Should I go next?
Yeah, you can, because I'm like...
Let me get a...
Let me get...
Holy shit.
Let me get a...
Let me get a six piece...
Make nugget, please.
Just find the software that we're using.
Sorry, what?
Just find the software that we're using now.
Let me get...
Just the nuggets.
And then let me get also a large fry.
God, take it out, take it out, take it out.
Oh my God, these bros, my God.
What sauce did it get?
Uh, let me get...
What sauce options do you have?
Uh, we got probably these two inside of me.
It's probably low.
I'll do sweet instead of light.
Uh, do you guys have the new method?
Stop!
I order my bro, I'm trying to win the order.
I'm a little hungry.
Alright, order your meal, Lacey.
Alright, are you ready for one more order, sir?
Alright nothing crazy, I'm just gonna get two cheeseburgers, I'm gonna do two of the spicy
snack wraps, four of the new chicken strips, I'll also do a double quarter pounder with
cheese, one of the dirty Dr. Peppers, throwing ten nuggets with sweet and sour sauce, and
I'll do a large fried pizza.
Did you just order the whole menu?
Fat bitch.
I got you both.
Well, what sauces would it be for the tenders?
Sweet and sour please.
And for the four piece?
No, no, no, ten piece.
Oh, not my deal. For the chicken trip.
Is that a way of loss?
Four. Four pieces, fine. Yeah, I'm trying to cut.
Actually, yeah, if we do four.
What sauce for those?
Ooh, I'll do the...
Do you guys have the sweet chili?
The cream chili?
What is it?
The cream chili?
Actually, just do sweet and sour, and then throw in some barbecue.
I'll throw in some ranch as well.
I got it.
How the fuck do you know the whole menu?
Um, uh, yeah, can I get a side of a matter daddy?
I'll meet you. We'll meet you at the wedding. Do you have a matter daddy or no? We're gonna meet you at the first one
But all right. Thank you
What is your order?
Do you know the corner?
56.
What is the corner?
Juice or something.
It's mumbling pigments.
OSCS is going to the courthouse.
Mumping on by the counter.
They're going right now?
Yeah, boys, don't.
Fuck, I forgot a milkshake.
Wait, so do you guys have the matter now?
How about you?
Wait, what?
You don't know we got the daddy coming in?
Alright, yeah.
One for pay.
Eight and six of us.
Eight and six of us.
Dude, I forgot my wallet, bro.
That's why you get AppleCash.
Yeah, man.
My phone.
Why didn't I get it?
Come on, bro, you made all these jokes,
you're not gonna pay?
He's just waiting.
I got you, I got you.
Hell, Jason in the-
Oh, I got AppleCash, yeah.
I got it.
Bro, that's so weird.
Is that what that?
Yeah, I'll tell you where it's at.
Can you add a tip to that?
You add a tip to that card you used to, zero.
half for us that's it what now wait what are we gonna do all this it's
fine so you order like fucking hundred things yeah because I'm hungry have you
all those that's a good food I've been hungry thank you boss
wait where do we get our food so wait didn't I so no thank you
Don't take that over, it's vandalizing.
Oh, he windows.
Hi, Ron. You're gonna get this food okay?
Okay.
You!
Hey, hey, man.
They're not having anything.
Oh, there's a police officer right there.
Stop getting back on the road, man.
We're fucking forgot our shake.
I think we did it.
We did it, man.
We're gonna get the box right across the street.
Bro, we're not doing a fucking, like, we're not doing a dog day.
We're not doing a tour of all the restaurants, dude.
I mean, we aren't a new city.
We could be like a fast food shrine.
Should we do a world tour of fast food?
Yeah.
City that I tried McDonald's in every new city. Oh shit. Oh my gosh. What's that? Oh, it's the worst thing you got it. Oh shit
Oh shit, no, let me get oh, I can't wait to get my dirty dr. Pepper
They definitely put
Ice cube I don't like ice cubes
You had a cold for him at McDonald's now?
Let's kill him.
Kill him?
I don't want it anymore.
Thank you bro.
Stick it back to him.
Okay, stick it back.
You be like, you have a trick stick.
What was taking so long?
What is taking so long?
You ordered the whole menu.
You ordered the whole fucking menu.
It's McDonald's fast food, bitch.
It's not slow food.
I shouldn't be sitting in a drive-thru for 30 minutes.
Wait, that's just not fast food.
It's slow food.
I'm kidding.
How the fuck?
I'm dead.
And once you get all the cream it's to ass, but it just tastes like a sun case
What comes in a dirty doctor pepper my dirty pepper
Wait a minute, I'm feeling kind of sick. I'm gonna go to the doctor with it
Guess it's Dr. Pepper. Oh
Can you shut up your driving us don't talk? Yeah, we're only two minutes away. Come on, what's that?
Wait, here comes that is that's not it you ordered a whole menu
Oh yeah, let's do that. It's good for twin.
Hey guys, who wants to go to the window?
I feel bad for no kindness, and you ordered my full fucking venue.
You don't feel bad.
Well, there's the VMDVs fucking in the car.
Is that everything?
Oh, that's just the price.
There we go.
That's everything?
Yeah.
I forgot my shake.
I got it! I got it!
I didn't get my drink! I didn't get my drink!
What is it?
Dirty Doctor Pepper!
Oh, he ordered a dirty thing, remember?
No, this is the IC one.
Oh, okay, let's go.
What?
Wait.
Stimmed.
Wait, I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
Oh my God, thank God, I've never seen it.
I've never heard of it.
The dirty Doctor Pepper.
Yeah, show him that.
Show him that.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Please tell me it's on your hand.
Wait, it's not on your hand.
All right, let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Yeah, wait.
You see it or not?
I'm sorry about that, sir.
Tell me about shake, tell me about shake, shake that ass, I got it, I got it.
Thank you.
You're alright.
It's not that good, but I got you in the new hoodie, buddy.
I see the short guy needs some improvement, so I got you a little shake.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He said what are you why my back at the time?
Okay, no, no, no
Are you gatekeeping our fucking food?
Dude!
Did you see it cut him like a napwap?
This guy actually got me a spider hoodie.
Bro, he got me an apple watch.
What'd you say?
He got you an apple watch?
I guarantee this just sounded amazing.
He gave me a golf club.
No, he did not give you an apple watch.
Oh, God, he didn't give you one.
No, I actually need that, bro.
It's brand new.
I don't believe it.
I actually, he had a foam part.
I don't believe this is an apple watch.
No, we did not give you an apple watch.
It's open already?
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, that has to be that.
Is this real?
I'm not even trying to remember.
He did ask you to do an apple watch.
There's a tracker in it.
Thank y'all boys, man.
Hey bro, is this real?
Why did you give us this?
Oh, what do your parents do?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, what do your parents do lawyers?
That's a real watch okay. Hey appreciate that man. Yeah
Yeah, let's let's flick up matter that he's
You're gonna ask.
Alright.
You're eating my snack, rap you fat bitch!
Can I get my nuggets or not?
Thank you guys, do you guys want any fries?
Here, enjoy, take it.
A little Asian guy?
Me?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, man.
I'll mention my kids.
Yeah.
Nah, nah.
Oh, bro?
Thank you guys.
Alright, boys.
All right, boys, yeah, yeah, let's look up, boys.
Do you remember the kickball game?
I ran up on the field.
Wait, that was you?
Yeah, me and the other Asian kids friends.
Yeah, that was the one I was talking about.
Yeah, and then we got, like, some, like, brands help the fields there.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
Yeah, thank you all for the Apple Watch.
That's neat today
Appreciate you, bro. Hey, nice to meet you guys stay safe around these parts. It's dangerous. Yeah boys. Have a good one
Don't get run away
Thank you, bro. Hey man, you have a cool one
Burger
Let's get out of here.
Alright.
So these rich motherfuckers just gave us an apple watch.
The golf club?
Hi.
He said, once their dad gets finances, the other one says real estate.
So Drew's just flexing on these kids.
They're flexing on the left.
Drew is revving for teenagers.
Wait, where am I going? Do I take a right or a left?
Oh fuck, I'm gonna take a right and then you're gonna go fuck yourself.
I saw that from a mile.
I'm trying to eat bro, now you want me to give directions, like fuck you.
Bro, bro, give me some, give me some.
Oh shit, give me some.
Okay, okay, you're gonna take a right and go straight.
Give me some.
Give me some what?
Give me some, anything bro, I'm just hungry.
Lucky, fries.
Go drive.
Go driving.
Did you forget you're driving?
What are you doing?
So, I'm trying to go straight.
You can't even go straight.
Sorry!
What are you doing?
Please, look at this, like, I can't believe it.
Are you fucking idiot?
Go drive!
What are you doing?
Sorry!
Oh, shit.
Hey!
Cheers!
I lost the map!
Jason, stop!
What?
I need to go straight
Alright, let me get one more, I need to get a thrice
Fuck!
I don't know
I need a thrice
Fuck, I don't know
I need a thrice
Fuck, I don't know
I need a thrice
Fuck, I don't know
Fuck, I don't know
What was?
Is it what the success looks like?
How far is it?
About 50 minutes.
What?
Yeah, that traffic.
Traffic no time.
Bro.
I'm a complete.
I directed us to McDonald's instead of the environmental.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck are we, bro?
McDonald's is gonna love to give our boys a snack.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck are we, bro?
God, swear we're almost there!
What's our battery looking like?
Uh, we're at 16.8%
Oh, we're good! One more percent and it's gonna be laughter.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh, what is, what, what nice timing.
Oh, very good.
I don't know, okay.
McDonald's is actually something.
It's amazing.
It's fucking good.
Is that a lot?
I mean, do I have to go like fast?
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Hey boys, are you working hard or hard?
How are you working, fuck it?
Oh, these guys are good.
Yeah.
Hey, brush back.
Wow.
Oh!
So, Burger King, actually, you order Burger King on UberEats, you need to die.
I said Arby's is good.
What? They can ship food?
Arby's actually makes good sandwiches.
That's the roast pizza good.
And the chicken sandwich is good.
And the crumbly fries are good.
And the turnovers.
Wait, is that Arby's that makes turnovers?
What fast food place has turnovers?
I think we're like, how can I make it?
Not being a negative dancer.
What?
Not being a negative dancer.
Wait, I have the Apple Watch?
Oh, what?
He said it was for me.
Oh, he didn't get it from me.
Oh, I think not it.
No, no, no, no.
We're toast steers.
I didn't say let's go get the instruments.
We wouldn't have been there.
So, and Lacey, you know what?
We're toast steers.
We're toast steers.
I didn't say let's go get the instruments. We wouldn't have been there.
So, and Lacey directed us to the top.
If I never told her we wouldn't have been there.
That's called the bird chip theory.
The bird?
The bird?
Oop.
I don't know if there's a lot of stuff in my ass.
What the fuck is happening here?
I said we said scrapping you, dugo.
Bro, where are we going?
I have no clue, bro.
What?
Yeah, I don't have any place to direct us to the McDonald's.
I didn't know where to look!
Are you into actually?
Yes, we're on the way now!
How far?
Seven minutes.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, man.
Should I cut somebody off?
Wait, what logo is that star?
Ah, David.
Ha ha.
The star of David.
What is that?
The star of the junior.
The star of David.
7-Eleven, man!
I got something to talk about!
You fat bitch!
It's my screen out, and for your fast food ration that he sees.
Hello, bro.
This is the fast food.
This is Lacey's fucking block right here.
Fast food, for the boy.
Lacey, to be honest.
Yeah. No troll either.
Yo, this block's amazing.
Domino's, Popeye's,
Starbucks, sushi for drinks.
Where did my order go, bro?
Shut the fuck up.
I had six nuggets.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you wouldn't have caught it because you don't know how to pan out, so...
Give me these nuggets!
Oh my god, bro.
Don't be an asshole.
I'll pay for it, buddy.
I paid for it.
One bite?
Can I get one bite?
You know what's weird about McDonald's?
I swear the nuggets, when they come in lower batches, taste better.
That's all when I go, I get four six-pieces instead of a twenty-piece.
I just saw a little shit weight on you, bro.
Bro, don't bite me with my nuggets, bro.
That's the nugget I shoved up my ass.
You asked me to do that?
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
It doesn't taste like my ass. Come on, you know it.
Don't worry, I got hell of a shit for you in here, bro.
I have Mc... Mc... Mc... Krispy strips for you.
Oh, done it?
Yeah, that sounds good.
That sounds good, of course.
Let's try it.
Whoa!
I got scammed!
Four strips, and they only put three in here!
Hey!
Is that what you both?
Got more gips?
Can I get a new wobble?
Ha!
I want to go up!
I want to go up!
Jason, any focus on the road?
It's a line, bro.
No!
Wow, if you don't stick your head out of me, I feel bad about that.
I think she's saying, go up, go up, go up.
Give her a go up, bro.
I got an attitude.
Throw it at them.
Wait, try to get them behind us.
WFUL like us.
Take a right at the light!
Right at the light.
Right at the light.
Why these passengers are cutting me off?
Why are they cutting me off?
That guy looks like a thinner feet in front of you.
I'm not going to cut this fucker off.
What do you mean you're going to cut off?
I don't know, Jason.
Oh, get this off.
Fucking asshole.
What is he doing?
He's got actual acolytes.
Holy shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit!
Oh, shit.
That's tough.
Get the track off!
That shit is tough!
That's fire!
Make the sound!
Make the sound!
Make the sound!
Make the sound!
Oh, he didn't do it.
Scat pack on him.
That's not a fennec.
Stable Ronaldo, the new Stable Ronaldo.
Alright Jason, listen.
I've been flying like this for 30 minutes straight.
Look at the wheel bro.
Now we're flying.
Wait, what happens if I stick the golf hook in the wheel?
Uh, probably.
Oh, no fucking clue.
You're still getting followed?
Why didn't you give us a golfers' walk?
Where did these kids find our McDonald's?
I don't know.
With all that loot.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
My short give is even neat work.
What?
My short-distance insurance.
To make some stomachache.
You actually ate auto-tickets things.
Fucked.
All right, we're only eight minutes away.
All these guys just put me off.
Bro, Jason, just because they're getting front of you doesn't mean they cut you off.
Hey, I'm not lying.
Should I get an extra?
Can you, um, catch her?
Do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, I'm not lying.
Should I get an egg drum?
Can you, um, cash out a gun?
It's actually a great idea.
You should talk to him too.
First and none.
I'm talking like an asshole.
Like, you got me off.
Close it.
I don't even know what's in here.
Okay.
Stay, but we're now to the new nano.
He definitely stole that car.
What?
What?
Why?
Because he rolled this window.
I mean, he didn't want to be on camera.
Oh, so, that doesn't work on camera.
I'm not using it.
It's a bottle car.
Guys, my car needs to know when someone stole something.
Why does anyone give us a mean call?
I know.
No.
My car.
My car, guys.
My car.
You're going straight.
Nothing's gonna stop me.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, hell no, bro.
You're not doing road racing with this.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's all the crap.
Fuck the asshole.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the fuck do you want me to do?
These better owners don't have the right light coming out, bro.
Oh, God.
You have no fucking hope for me?
Wait a minute.
I'm following him, bro.
I'm following him.
Have you ever seen beef?
I'm following him, bro.
I'm not following him, I'm not following this guy all the way to the house.
Ah, I'm not doing it bro.
Hi, we're almost there. 12 minutes.
At the next light, you're gonna take a left, okay?
We're gonna be there in like a minute, with no trouble.
Okay, so what are we doing with this Apple Watch though?
Apple Watch?
Bro, come on, let me have it.
No, I want it.
Bro, come on.
She was promised to me 3,000 years ago.
Bro, just let him have the Apple Watch.
I want it.
Oh, you want everything!
You don't want everything, you fucking...
I want to conquer everything.
Wait, um, guys?
There's a white BMW calling us.
Jason, you want to get left? Go left, go left!
How'd you go in seven minutes?
It's traffic.
Traffic, bro.
Guys, my stomach rubs.
My too.
Heads up with him.
I'm cute, Mark.
They go around the side.
Should we get a W driver getting in the chat, bro?
You will never be a W driver.
Oh, god.
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Jason we gotta run!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Why did you slip them all off?
Oh tacos!
Almost there bro!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Gigi's
You know what I'm saying?
That place probably has good food
There's a fuckin' food everywhere
Oh yeah, just look at all the fashion burgers
It looks very so good
Oh my gosh, we get food
We could stop and get burgers your way
I can just like look at the little dude holding the burger
Fat
Fuck, look at me
Bitch
Big boys let you carry it
The body's a 10 and up, and I'm a 10 and up.
Ah, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my god, it's just a hot spot again.
Woo, look at Jason.
Well, at the light, you're gonna make a right.
But first, we have to cross train tracks.
Oh, no.
Rest in peace to my granny.
I'm up here, we're gonna hop.
Wait, hold on, we're gonna stay in touch with him.
Who's dog is that?
Whoa!
we're gonna have to save that dog
I'm not even talking to him
why is there a straighted dog on the sidewalk on this side
no no no
I'm going to this bitcher park bro
I'm going
I'm going
that's my fucking dog
that's my fucking dog
um am I supposed to lock the door
They had a lease on it.
Let's go.
What?
The lady walked in the park.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Hell.
That's not the same dog.
The black one, yeah.
Where's the black one?
Oh.
The dog, the dog was lost.
We're trying to hear us.
We put our capes on the...
I was so quick to just adopt that dog.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So quick to just adopt that dog, I thought we were about to have him in the floor.
Man, you know let's get W's going, cause we almost went hearts.
W's went hearts bro.
Get off, fuck you, let's get it off.
Nope.
Bro.
What's your heart with bandages?
Bro, we almost became heroes.
Bro, I'm sorry.
How do you shut that mouth?
I've been driving forever bro, it's only been 20 minutes.
God.
Oh my god.
We could stop you from being here, ready?
Yeah, parking.
Oh yeah.
I got some.
I haven't caught it.
Here, the burger.
All but a burger.
Burger!
Yo, how far are we?
Uh...
22 minutes.
What?
Come on.
We're almost there.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Okay, so listen.
it says 52% okay we're one minute away I actually like one guy we are it says
point three miles okay Lacey put it put on something important because I'm
gonna be honest okay on on Jason's life
he said put on something important not something useless okay you want to make
you want to make a right at this light a right of the light Jason maybe you'd be
useful if you raided me you know I kill yourself yeah try take the sidebar
Why would you ever do this, I won't.
I like your shit.
I don't think it's gonna be so much fun if you have to get this shit started off.
Might as well throw it on.
No, I'm sorry.
That's how it always comes.
Is he right?
Right.
Right at the light.
Nope.
There's so much stuff around here.
What if we go in and they say we can't film?
We're doing our top right.
Let's go buy a Toyota.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's she pulling?
A sail.
My pulling.
I know.
Yeah.
Let's see what the sail.
Yeah, we're doing a sail.
Wait, should we try to see how much they'll offer us?
Jason there's a gate there you fucking idiot
Okay, go wait
We want you shit we want you shit
I
Just said I'm turn it left and you should tell me to turn it up on space-looking saggy
Wait Jason, they're saying you owe you owe a car giveaway, so you should go to the dealership
Oh, wait, that's a lot of someone
He also knows a Genesis
How do you just find more food wait wait what the fuck no
What?
Really?
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Bro, you want him?
Maybe handle to me?
No, bro!
I'm just fucking taking you.
Thanks, bro.
Wait, why is, why is there's an air flying?
Dude, give me the other one!
Yeah, I, uh...
God, give me that!
Yeah, I'll show it.
Guys, have a look at this.
WM on the bolt tap.
Take a left.
So, you're going to take a left?
Yeah, I'm going to take a left.
I'm going to take a left.
I'm going to take a left.
I'm going to take a left.
I'm going to take a left.
I'm going to take a left.
I'm going to take a left.
I just happened to have a boat tap. Take a left.
Take a left.
Oh yeah, it is ace it all in.
Sorry, now we're on.
Left.
Muck the horn.
Oh, please.
Muck the horn.
Eek!
Oh, please.
See how much they want
Hey boys, I got boys
Yeah
You gonna give us a super oh yeah, we'll trade this
My trade up
Our money thank you boys exclusive VIP up
I'm gonna give him the salesman picture. Yeah, bro. So we Jason Jason Jason don't see the inches
I'm not afraid to walk away from a deal
Yeah, and it's also worth $40,000. I'm not a trader so
It's a lot of matter to add here too.
So basically, it's actually the Evolution Edition.
As you can see, come to Leather Seeds, full surround sound
LED system going on here.
Very, very nice, very nice ride.
Speakers, Bluetooth, Count CarPlay, McDonald's.
All-wheel drive, too?
Yep.
All-wheel drive.
All types of drive.
It's also, this is factory-paced.
It's called Correlation Teal Blue.
It's a very red paint.
It is carbon fiber.
It wouldn't happen to fly, does it?
Huh?
Does it fly?
No.
Does it fly?
It's an aerial.
I know you're gonna give me a great deal 100%
That's what they call you I don't even watch the streams like that
I just see like
Probably with some some girl or something
You got any cars first
Yeah
We've shot a reef.
Mashallah.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
So unfortunately we can't do these sort of videos right now just because the corporate
stuff is around the Toyota.
So yeah.
What you can do is you can have the permission and see what people in the future.
But I know you all, you know, it's just a whole, it's just a whole body.
It's a whole thing of real Toyota.
I get it.
I get it.
It's a whole stick.
You know, we got to do everything on the floor.
Yeah, no worries.
No worries.
Let's start job though.
I'm just kidding.
I mean before we could hit BMW guys, I mean, I don't know.
Maybe they have them.
You guys don't have that in any TV?
Do you guys have anything?
I don't have anything.
That's freaky ass employees.
Man, bro.
All right, well, I guess it was nice seeing you guys.
Thank you guys.
I guess we'll just walk away from this deal.
Unless anyone wants to.
They put a one of two actually.
Potential commission.
Man, bro, this would have been free commission.
What's up?
What's got got got what you?
It's got everything you need.
All right, let's just go check out our car dealerships then.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Manager manager manager
Okay, yeah, we're trying to do a deal
Anything worth around 40,000. Yeah, just we we uh, how much about the women to negotiate down a little bit?
Yeah, that's your visa dad. Oh, whatever you got. Yeah with anything take the super. Okay. Yeah, what yeah, where's your brother?
Yeah
I guess corporate approved us.
Oh, shit.
Hey, let me check this.
Let me check this windows.
Bro, it's only $7,000.
This is such a...
$61,000, huh?
$64,000.
What year is this?
Here's this.
What is this?
North, this is 256.
Put the President back!
Put the President back!
No, you can't buy us, bro.
What's a fry buy?
Fry buy?
That was it.
Put the President back!
Your girlfriend must be very happy.
So 61,000 for this, yeah?
Yeah.
What'd you do?
I'll talk to my team worker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me look at my management as well.
What's the horsepower on this one here?
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
380.
8379 if I think
Check out the interior when you come wait you said what year was it?
27
No
I'm gonna go by my lawyer's name. I'm gonna go by my lawyer's name.
It was your Lucas Goldstein.
That's incredible, bro.
What's up with that?
Oh, it's the guy who screamed fries.
What does that mean?
Are you fried by us?
Are you fucking as nice?
It's not fake, though.
It's not fake?
It's not fake.
It's not fake.
How much likes more string?
Like, what's the longer?
I'll call my homie.
Okay.
Shout it to the homie.
You want a back car?
Huh?
You want a back car?
I'm broke.
I'm about to turn 16.
We were about to buy someone a car.
That ass.
I'm broke?
Look.
Oh, you came in the right time, bro.
We...
Oh, okay.
Yo, what's up, man?
How you doing, bro?
What's up, dude?
Yo, what's up, man?
Yeah.
It's the word, man.
It's the word.
We're about to buy your friend a car.
No, Ron is.
Yeah, I'm about to buy you a car, bro.
You want a car?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great. You got this?
Yeah. It's gonna go viral.
Nice meeting you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Have a good one, brother. Keep rocking to Balenci.
Stop it.
What's happening?
I don't know what's happening.
What's happening?
Hey, so what's up? You guys want to go on a test drive on the Super?
Well, this is my friend Lucas.
Lucas Goldstein. Pleasure.
Hey, bro. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Issa, you said.
Issa.
Issa, what nationality is that?
Mexico.
Oh, hola.
You're welcome.
Hola, chau.
Hola, chau.
Hola.
La plaza.
Buenas.
Buenas.
Buenita.
So you guys are very good.
I saw you guys.
You guys have a lot of followers.
Yes, yes.
Followers, to us, we're just leaders.
Yeah.
You know, we're just looking at new cars, new dealerships.
And we're just so excited to spend money today for our viewership, you know?
So long as we can get a great deal.
We're here as a place.
He's got to get a great deal, you know?
What car are you guys looking for?
This one right here.
It's going to be for you guys, but it's only two passengers.
Send me for him.
Yeah.
Right here.
This guy right here.
You?
As long as you can get a great deal.
Oh, ten interior.
We're going to give you the best deal.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Great interior.
You guys want to, like, stress?
Uh, not me.
You're going to be there.
One.
Would you have decided?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I just needed a quick walk around the block.
So, you guys want to fix right this one away?
Yeah, he wants to drive.
And you want to drive?
What?
Yes or no?
You about driving license?
Driver's license?
Like, Olivia Rodrigo, the song?
No, no.
We're going to check out the interiors.
Check it out.
You can fix it.
Absolutely.
Both are good.
Wow, that shit's safe.
Nice interiors, bro.
It's a manual too.
You know how to drive manual?
Yes, sir.
Easy, bro.
You are not driving a manual.
Yeah, and you're the same size.
Ladies and gentlemen, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Wait, what the?
Did you just hear something?
The fuck happened to you?
Go!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
My fucking pants!
My pants again!
The fuck just happened?
Yeah, I go for a golf car
Are you pranked us?
Now you got a great lawyer
I'm not a freak out. I'm not a freak to fuck out.
What would you guys say the nicest car you ever had is?
That one.
That's a bro.
Let's trade it in.
The employees already love the golf car.
Apparently.
It's okay.
Let's talk numbers here.
You said 61,000?
Yeah. Plus taxes in the range.
Would you do 10,000?
Maybe.
Cash?
I'm talking cash.
It's a good down payment.
How much is the monthly on that?
What'd you say?
figure it out bro you guys know how to drive stick yeah let's go wait no no we
don't drive it no I don't I don't know I don't know how to trust you I know how
to drive stick I like the Louis V about 20% off that's out here with the stars
Man
Gotta get the camera man
What's our YouTube shorts?
That's good
She not willing to do 10,000 cash
I'm not afraid to walk away from the deal. He's not I can't blame you you drive a hard bargain
I could talk to my manager to see what I could do.
Wait, I thought you were the manager.
I'm one of the managers, but I have another manager.
I'm gonna ask the other managers, what, $10,000?
You wanna come back?
You know what, we'll make it sweeter.
I'll throw in $5,000 and $15,000.
Yeah, feel free.
I'll throw in $5.
Okay.
I'll pitch in $5,000 myself.
Okay.
That's it.
Brother.
Thank you.
Good deal with you guys.
Good deal with you guys.
Thank you.
Let us know.
You can write an email, visit the mail.
I'm, you know, just give her an auto-burner.
When you go, tell them the Goldsteeds are here.
All right.
the gold steeds
We're gonna go get all of our cash at the bank, and we're gonna come right back
Yeah, you said there's a basic car. It's not basic. There's more than basic
How about how do you think 40,000
40,000
They want to on Twitch, they want to on YouTube, say something real simple.
On everything, they want to be on Twitch.
We just dropped the YouTube.
Go check out my stream.
Right now.
I got my name.
Okay, hit single.
You know what I'm saying?
I got one too.
Yeah, I'll like.
Yeah, I'll like.
Yeah, that's all.
We made it.
Oh, there, there.
Thank you so much.
Good night.
Muy bonita.
What is that?
All right.
Mi papá me to camis.
Okay, thank you.
I got my name.
What is that?
Alright!
Me papa, me to come here, we go!
You can call me Gino!
Why did you get that?
Hmm, what's a chiquita?
And me boys.
We're talking about a super, I'm asking you about 15,000 on it.
We want 5,000 minimum.
Yeah.
How about we, how about we throw in a matter daddy too?
Wait, what's the matter daddy?
Drive, drive, drive!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ugh, I just, it wasn't on so I can't drive.
Oh, Jason. I just turned it off.
Uh, Jason?
So, it turns out we're out of battery.
What?
Uh, Jason?
I kind of made the joke. We need to go.
Guys, can they tag you, guys?
Tag me!
Clock one, Max.
Yes!
I'm Lacey.
Thank you.
Jason, I'm here.
Mr. Lacey, boy.
Bye, Twitch.
I just realized this is probably the most dangerous place we could have had Jason drive.
There's a parking lot full of parked cars.
Hello, wow.
Especially with no bathroom camera.
Yep, that's me come in. I'm here to get our Asian driver
Now the main mission
65 bands for 2026 manual, I don't know how much they go for how much they go for
I think pretty good. No, you can't hear it. Oh, too many horsepower. No, but it's a nice car
Fuck it right here
Why are you playing like a wheeling pot?
Yo, this is a muck of life. This is genuinely the worst truck job I've ever seen
Fucking stop crying, bro
So, keep your apple ones, that's right there.
Yeah, that's fine, bro.
I'll take it, I'm gone.
No, no, no, I want it.
No, I want it.
You're not scared to lose it, I'm taking it.
I know.
I want it, bro, I want everything.
This place is cool.
Oh, no, they look like stickers.
Oh yeah, we're going to make a band.
What are you doing guys?
Where's the piano?
I came here for piano, so what instrument are we going for?
Hold on, I want to get a recorder.
So can I start with mine?
I want to play guitars.
Oh, I know the song.
down the road and I see I'm far from home and I notice on what song is this
Oasis
Hey
Let's just go together, man.
What's up, guys?
Holy...
Oh, God, I can't believe this.
She's out of tune, bro.
I gotta get a real piano, bro
I guess you don't know.
They got like two seconds.
I need a recorder.
What instrument did I get, John?
Pog, yeah.
26.
Recorders? This looks like a guitar.
This place is huge.
Guitar?
No, there's no lunch.
Rock music.
Rock music.
Rock music.
Rock music.
Rock music.
Rock music.
Rock music.
Violin?
Rock music.
Rock music.
Apparently somebody's asking for the frame of the camera on the phone.
Sorry, what?
When I was in Japan, I was trying to tell them what it was.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It was just random people.
What is the loudest piano that can be used?
Piano.
I'm gonna look for a violin.
Oh, we don't have a violin?
Damn.
Can I have one more?
Eucalyptus?
Eucalyptus?
Right there, look.
Oh.
She's my sunshine and the moon.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's our shirt right here.
Music
Is the mic ready, bro?
It's a piece of...
It's a 40-minute driving session.
I don't know. How much better do you have than a golf cart?
I'm not gonna lie, y'all. I'm not making it back, bro.
Do I spot a ukulele?
Fuck it, dude.
It's only $200.
You give her a 1-6 second ad and you make that shit time fly.
Do I just spot a ukulele and you get out of here or what?
Fuck it.
What the hell are you doing with this door?
Holy fucking guitars, bro.
They keep them out, not us.
Guitar, bro.
Keep the door closed.
You alright with this or you want electric guitar, that's an electric guitar.
Yeah.
I'm trying to buy a guitar today.
Yeah.
Um, literally, your best guitar.
The hardest part is the guitar.
Yeah, I'm just trying to buy a guitar, so whatever you think is best, I'm not really
too much of a hit, you know, for the music world.
I was a violinist growing up, but, you know, I'm trying to buy a guitar.
So if you tell me that's guitar, it could be something like this.
Maybe not.
Yeah, no, I got you.
Yeah, $500 already?
Okay, cool. Yeah, that's what I'm going to work with.
Those are still good quality guitars.
Yeah.
Do you want it to be an acoustical guitar?
Or do you want it to be able to plug it into an amp?
Uh, acoustically.
Sorry, what?
So, like, do you want it to be able to, like, plug into an amp?
Do you want to play it out loud?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
This one's a 550 acoustic electric so you can plug it in to an amp.
I think that's a tuner built in.
That's it?
That's a better option, you think?
This one's kind of cool looking though.
So those are kind of crazy.
They don't really sound great, like unplugged.
They don't have an acoustic sound, but they have built-in effects like delay and reverb and stuff.
No way.
Yeah?
Let's take a picture.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me just try to get this guitar real quick.
I got you.
Here, man.
Is that Junior H out here?
So, I think this is kind of like in size, this is what we call the grand auditorium body.
So it has the cutaway here, so when you're like playing stuff up here, it's easier to
get to versus like a more traditional threadknot doesn't have that cut of
light it doesn't have the same high-pred access yeah if you want something like
lighter thinner something like this oh I feel both yeah these these won't be as
loud but they're a little bit easier to like
Especially if it's in the computer chair or something that you're recording.
Try it sitting down, because that's how you're going to be playing probably.
I like this one a lot, actually.
Yeah, that one's really cool.
But here, I'll start with the same course. You can hear this one, like...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
This one's going to be louder.
Okay. I like louder.
And I would need to buy, like, an amp with it as well, right?
You don't have to have one just to practice.
But eventually, you'll probably want to be able to see everything.
Not enough.
Pretty nice on the string, sir.
The only other thing is, they don't come with cases.
If you want to get a case for it, or if not a case, maybe like a stand to keep it in.
Yeah, I'll do a case.
Okay.
Our case is soft case.
Uh, whatever is smaller.
Probably soft case.
I'll do a soft one.
Okay.
And then, I didn't want to grab a nap too.
Uh, what?
You want to get a nap today too?
Yeah, that's okay.
Uh, mom's saying get the hard case.
Mom?
Yeah.
I'll get a hard case.
So the wood ones are 130, and I also have the molded plastic, they're like 116.
I also have these.
Oh, the camera's on.
Yeah, I'm just going to buy this one, because that's okay.
You guys will get us fired.
No, no.
I don't want smooth.
No, not for me, anyone's heart.
Oh please, oh.
Oh please.
Do you want to try leaf?
This one's a little bit more, but this one's kind of cool.
This one has a neck rest.
So if you're like changing the strings on it and stuff, you can like prop it up like that.
And then this goes in here and it packs up like that.
That's perfect.
This case, the latches on this are way better.
They shed all over these latches.
You know what, let's get the best one.
Cool.
And then, let's see what I've got up to the next one right now.
You do your commission?
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah, it might as well just slap everything you prefer.
You look the best of the best.
Cool.
I'm there.
So you don't, you want like a, a good amount?
You want it to be like smaller or like a bigger amount?
Something more portable?
Something more portable.
Thank you for being so nice.
Yeah, no.
He's really going crazy in there.
Yeah.
I need to get a pick too, or should I just use my fingers?
Should I get a pink or should I just use my fingers you think?
For beginners it's easier with a pink.
I can give you a variety pack that gives you a different one.
So you can see what you like.
Is this stand they come like oh that's the stand right there yeah okay yeah I'll
Okay, I throw in a stand too, why not?
He's gonna have to see you in the phone.
Jump under my back a while.
Two, eight, seven.
I think that one's okay.
Yeah.
That's the one, bro, yeah, yeah, I killed that one, I killed that one, I killed that one.
Alright, that was...
Funny how I remember the song, boy, like, put off.
Let me just remember the song a little bit.
Just a little while.
Let's go talk about it.
I'm not allowed to be here anymore.
Check this out.
Check it.
So this, even though this amp is like a smaller amp,
Oh, there you go.
Let's go.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Cool.
And it's got like some chorus and reverb and stuff there.
Cool.
Yeah, here's like the reverb.
Okay.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah.
I'll just do that.
Yeah.
I'll just do that, here, let's do it.
And this one, let's do it, the commissioner goes all to you, right?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Lock it in, man.
Easy peasy.
Oh, no, I can already see myself just just serenaded somebody, man, going like absolutely
crazy on the guitar.
You're so grown.
Oh my god.
I actually want to learn.
Literally.
I literally just, yeah, soon.
It's gonna happen.
Where's that dirty scene?
Oh this one.
Oh, this is what I was talking about.
La vie la la la.
I got to get this.
I mean, if you could just ring me up, I'm just going to ask them to like just play one more song if that's cool.
Cool. Yeah, I'll get it started.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Yeah, I'll grab the pitch and be able to...
Okay.
...for the band.
And check out this... there?
Yeah.
I've been in a show request, it's okay, we're sure.
La Vee and La Roa?
Yeah, that's the one I was trying to...
I got that one right now.
Ah, okay, what about intro?
Not intro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How you doin', bro?
Holy...
Oh my god!
Oh!
Yeah, it's no, I just thought that's how I wanted to do it, thank you.
I love you.
Oh
Oh, no, no.
Try and buy a guitar.
You want a guitar shot too?
Is it coming with a guitar shot?
I bet.
A guitar shot?
A guitar.
Do you want a guitar shot?
Do I need one?
Nah.
You're probably gonna be learning.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll be okay.
Do you want to do warranties on the amp or the guitar?
Nah, no worries.
They cover accidental damage to the problem.
That's okay, that's okay.
Thank you, man.
Then you got a card on you, or are you doing Apple Pay?
Apple Pay cool?
Sorry?
Apple Pay?
Apple Pay, okay.
Look at the lacy gun.
What's a capo?
Do you know what a capo is sir?
A capo.
A capo.
So a capo is like this.
You put it on the neck and it changes the key of the guitar.
You want to grab one of those?
You're like 25 bucks.
What does it do?
It changes the key.
So like you put it on.
I'm gonna find this one.
You know what? Slap it on there.
Okay.
What's up, bro?
Promote a brand room quick.
Go for it, bro.
It's called Player's Club.
Right now they just jumped on another set.
They just jumped today.
Show them back, show them back, show them back, show them back.
They show them.
Yeah, that's the players club.
Hi, my guy.
Here we go, man.
Today, I become a guitarist.
Incredible, y'all.
Look at Lacey going to the actual A-class.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I check the show.
Oh everybody's life we find in the journey.
Let's go.
Better learn how to actually play.
Yo, I'm gonna learn.
What's up bro?
I didn't see you earlier?
How you doing bro?
Good to see you bro.
What's up dawg?
F***ing nice wishes.
Yeah, f***ing nice.
What's your favorite song?
Uh, Rax.
Rax?
Yeah.
What about him?
Wait.
You were at the E concert, huh?
Nah.
2024?
Oh, yeah.
Walk back.
Yeah.
But I was there.
I saw you.
Damn, bro.
You're crazy, man.
You're gonna run or not, huh?
Nah, I didn't go.
You went last year.
I didn't go.
Nah, nah, nah.
I was crying.
Nah, I was crying.
Yeah, I was crying.
Yeah, I was crying.
Hey, what's your name?
T'nest man?
T'nest man.
What's your name?
T'nest.
Two weeks two weeks in LA. I'm gonna be there. I brought your ticket. You know me. I'm bro. I got you. I bet
I bet I bet I bet
Thank you, man. I see you here. I'm gonna tell me another night. I know rich. I bet bet. I bet
Thank you
That way we can send you the receipt and pick it up on me too.
That's me.
Cool.
Here we go.
That's me, cool, here we go.
Low, low, very low, cool.
All right, so with tax we're at 1188 of 1.
Yup, mate.
All right, let's do it.
Today we learn.
No, no, that's the guy right there.
You know this guy right here?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you're smaller than I thought you were.
You know, with age, with age, you know, shrink is it.
I think there's a condition for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a good shot at it, but, you know what I'm saying, pre-coach it.
Terrence, maybe you should give him a little discount, bro.
This is a crazy day today.
Oh, shit.
Alright, deal.
Thank you so much, sir.
Oh, the amp.
Is that backed up, or just...
This is how it is.
Okay, yep. Let's do it.
All right
It's cool.
Yeah, this is the top.
We don't look at the price over there.
Yeah.
So here we go.
Oh, there's no one here.
Of course.
OK, cool.
There you go.
Where did Lacey go?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm squished.
How are we going to fit this in there?
You know what, we'll figure it out.
We'll check it out.
Probably.
Wait, what's the matter, buddy?
He's not autistic.
Really?
So you just.
Yeah, let me try to grab
Oh
Shit here I go with it
I'm gonna get both one for Jason one for me. That's good. Yeah, I got you. I got a order for him. Thank you so much, bro
Thank you, bro
Wait, that's how you ask for it
No
and I'll link up with him.
You're the best.
Thank you very much.
That's a lot of love.
So just grab somebody who's loving you.
She's causing a big hit.
Come on, you gotta stick well with it.
oh you mean oh shit oh smart didn't know I didn't figure that
All right, better have a go.
Are you looking for the sponsor up, folks?
Oh, trust.
All right.
I'm about to go absolutely crazy.
Woo!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Picture, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I got it.
All right.
My boy.
I'm going.
All right, I'm going.
I'm going.
Oh!
What's going on over here?
You ever fell this much?
What did you do? You got back up.
That's the answer.
Okay, I wish I could mouse more honest.
Last thing, I would say, what's your biggest advice for the next year?
Next generation, you're fucked. Just don't ever quit.
And remember, every time you fail, it's another learning lesson.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, long time ago. We're cheating. We gotta use the gold card.
the golf cart. You gotta use the golf cart. You gotta take this one to go cart.
This is my scooter dog. Can you take him and ride it? Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy.
He got you. He got you. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, my boyfriend is a big fan of your dog. Oh, that's not man. Hey, sad it's in a boyfriend.
That's right, because you have a picture. Chanel for your birthday. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday today. Oh, I love your goodies. Yeah.
Keep dreaming. Keep dreaming.
Don't hustle for that.
What do I do, bro?
Can you help with that?
Yeah, I do, low key. Hold my shit.
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you.
Oh, I gotta pull my thingy.
All right, let me pull up.
All right, bro.
Where are you?
I didn't know Chrome makes, like, star David.
That's crazy.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Jason, can I have a picture?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Is this for you?
Nah.
I'm vlogging.
You're not posting on your phone?
Nah, nah, nah, we're good trust.
You going to listen?
Yeah, I got you.
Here, can you hold the soup?
Yeah, I got you, bro. I got you.
Alright, you smell it? Yeah, I got you, bro.
I almost got tired of those things.
Don't drop it, though.
That's a bang right there. We made that shit. Yeah, where is Joe bro?
That's what I'm saying. What hurt is the ad.
What do you do look like the Hispanic version of Lacey?
I appreciate that. Of course, bro.
I'm Mexican, bro. That's a compliment.
Yeah, yeah, what's wrong with me fat? No, there's nothing wrong, bro. Honestly being fat is a part, bro
I wish I was fat
Sorry, sorry
That's a second
That looks like second
Everybody
How's that day? How's that day? You know my day? I mean, it must be good, bro
It's been amazing. I'm gonna be out with you. I'm gonna go learn how to play the guitar
I
Picture bro anything for you man
Don't drop my ball
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Oh my god bro!
No!
Bro!
Five!
You all came for a fucking piano dude!
Do you want one?
I'll get it bro.
No I'm good.
Five!
Hey Moronado!
What's up Doug?
Second?
500 million likes!
What do I do with this?
I could put that in my car if you want.
I like it about it.
I'm not turning this into a video like you later, that's what I mean.
Are you kidding me, bro?
He's just guy said I'm not gonna drop 600 on them, I have to use them.
100 million lights?
100 million lights?
What?
I don't even get one.
Bro, bro, bro, you want Boba?
You want it?
I mean, I'll take it, yeah.
Alright, bro.
You wanna be honest, bro?
I was gonna give that to you for your hard work, but...
Dude!
What about matter what now, bro?
Wait, what's the matter?
Getting guitars
Holy buck but glitch
Let me get a sip first and you get a second then you get a third sorry I can go first if you want
Nah, not really fucking with the...
You sure?
Yeah, bro.
Nah, we're good.
You good?
I dropped.
No, no, no.
You don't have, bro.
Honestly, I should...
Nah, no, no.
I got you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Suck on that little sh...
Suck on.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
You want a second?
Nah.
I'm good.
Are you sure?
I came walking for like 40 minutes on my scooter and it's dead.
is dead so bro that's sorry yeah it's good walking home now bro you want to
ship it is it's good I would never give you some crazy shit I would have I
I would have loved.
Lacey!
Bay's lame, bro.
I have a question.
I got a question.
I'm afraid for some reason.
I'm afraid for some reason.
I'm afraid for some reason.
I'm afraid for some reason.
My friends were seeing that.
I look like you, but as a Mexican version.
Is that?
Because he's big.
It's fat like you.
Yeah, because you have a shirt.
So you just called someone fat.
You don't even know.
I mean.
What the?
Where is he coming from?
Holy shit.
What's going up?
You know what?
I was going to play one of my song songs.
You know what?
Let's hear it.
Rap!
You're in an Iceman!
Huh?
You're in an Iceman?
Yeah, it's not all that.
Ah, that's a hit.
No Iceman in all that.
You trippin', you trippin', you trippin'.
What?
Trippin'.
Damn.
That's the new, uh, A-P Swatch?
Huh.
So just grab...
...somebody...
Enter?
Here, I got you.
Oh shit, thank you.
For your work.
The music is amazing.
Like that rap, the new rap, that music.
Yeah, yeah, it's on team man.
I got his number.
You're gonna make some shit, man.
Sierra.
The truck, can you open your truck's right foot?
One of these in here?
I'm like, what in the world?
It should be a lot.
Wait, you got a guitar, bro?
I got a guitar.
What?
What'd you get?
A guitar.
What?
What?
What the?
Oh, what the?
What the?
A EDM in there?
That's not EDM, bro.
That's that shit.
This is you, Unk?
Oh, it's not.
Oh, I forgot what I was doing.
Let's take a dip in here.
Yeah, it's not gonna fit.
What?
Hey, guys!
Put that up, Unk!
I'm just gonna put this on.
Okay?
It's like, this made me want to rage.
You wear kids.
Kids.
Look at it.
You got music?
Huh, you make music my son my kids I make music you but it's different in new school
Yes, it's be
He made it be
I
Be number one dad all the time. Yeah, I want to take over your
Hysteria hysteria. Yeah, like history
Spotify just drops a few things in Spotify, you know
I just try to network for that
Okay guys, thank you.
Yeah, we'll do it. Thank you very much guys.
Thank you.
Hey.
Oh yeah, put this in the bag if that's okay.
Come on my new assistant.
You got to let the guitar soar through.
What's his name?
Like, should I put this in a trunk or not?
Should I put this in the trunk or just...
You think it'll fit?
Jason, you got a new assistant?
Yeah. Right here.
How you doing, man? What's your name?
Um, Sebastian.
W. Sebastian, man.
What the fuck is going on?
He's helping me out.
Sebastian.
Yeah.
W. Sebastian.
Alright.
Hey, you can put the guitar in.
There's pretty much everything in there, Loki.
No, you can't.
We'll put it in the C-style now.
Oh, you put it in the C-style?
Nah, you can still put it in there.
You should probably start with this.
I'll hold this.
I got a hold of this.
Oh wait, oh wait, wait.
I put it on top.
All the days work that double the use.
What the fuck is wrong?
Where's your gun?
I don't know, those guys are so fucking outside now.
Help me out, Sam.
Thank you, Doug. Thank you. You're a real asshole. Thank you
What happened that second?
I'm on it.
Let's get that
I don't know. He first he liked me then he cut a hazer
He ends like something against me. He said I'm autistic autistic. He said I mean he's not wrong
All right, let's fucking see down
Should we see how far we're driving this back guys? Oh god
Over under 30 matter that is
Um, five 400 matter nutties, one iCuff, and then two rough roughs.
Wait, what the fuck is rough rough?
We are officially...
How far?
How much?
Wait, I'm actually trying to elicit that.
Okay, so we're 28 minutes.
11 miles.
28 minutes.
28 minutes?
Bro, 28 minutes, that's light words.
That's not insane.
Okay, but how much battery do we have?
Um, like 16.
What?
Let me see.
Oh
All right chat over under that we get home
So we have 50% let's go. We gotta go
It was 50% here 50% back
Wait is actually like perfect
So, just grab your matter.
Alright guys, you know what that means?
I bought a piano, so piano segments are back.
Yo, what if we went over the train track and Jason got stuck?
We got fucking smacked.
Thank you!
See, it ended up being a lover again.
We gotta stop and get food.
Shut your fat ass up.
I mean, but we can get here to drive through on the way home.
Okay, so I got good news or bad news though.
So where do I go? What's my co-pilot?
So we're gonna enter the highway and now we're a traffic hour.
What do you mean enter the highway?
Do you want to say highway actually?
We could.
I mean, it's traffic, why not?
What time is it?
Five o'clock.
That's traffic.
So, someone want to co-pilot me home or...?
I see, come on bro.
You are gonna make a left.
You're gonna make one left and you're gonna go right
and then you're gonna go fuck yourself.
Ha ha ha!
Jason, this is a right dude!
Dude, Jason, this is not the right way!
I don't know, a legal U-turn!
Somebody stop this, man!
Oh, shut up, you're out of watch!
Sound god!
Is it in there?
No, it wasn't.
Last of the light!
Now a letter.
Are we doing a highway or no?
Well, we later, we have to go back.
All right, let's...
Well, no, I'm just...
I'm sure you just stopped and got there.
Oh, that'd be true.
Bye-bye, matter!
Bye!
Bye!
We ain't home.
Chad, is a super worth 60 bands?
Is that worth it?
Is it annual?
Hello, man, you?
No.
61st.
I thought super soon.
No, no, no.
Guys, highway or no highway?
Anything else?
So, left on the left?
Yes.
Oh, shit, man.
Lacey dropped his wallet.
Like, did you actually drop your wallet?
Yes.
Wait, did you actually throw it in the later?
Ha.
Who knows exactly?
Well, the cat's been on the highway, bro.
You have to think the cat says.
All right, I want to die.
Let's just see if the traffic's bad.
Oh, my God.
I mean, if the chat says we want to hide away, then we probably should be able to stay.
It's like a rake!
We gotta open all the bus doors.
Look, we got some music on. We have to go to the dance.
Are you sure?
Shut up!
I said, hey!
Look, that was Cooper Park.
Let's go fly!
Yo, Cooper!
That was crazy.
So just run up?
Can I go straight?
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's big boy.
My trippers like a lot louder on the way down.
So, that's exactly how we should be bumping a new Iceman album!
Too hot for the fucking radio!
I'll be honest, you think Drake's album is good?
I did tell them. I saw them all on the plane on it.
They said it was dog shit.
I don't know how.
Do we believe that, Chad?
Hell no.
Dog shit.
You can't drive on the highway. It's illegal.
Brother, everything's...
Nothing's illegal unless the cops see you do it.
Alright, we're gonna wait and see.
Why does it park sound like it's going to explode?
Oh.
Let's go again and go, it's just fine.
Alright, we're down 10%.
Um, wait, are we gonna have enough?
Are we gonna have enough?
Where's case scenario we gotta push it?
But that's fine, bro.
Yo, we gotta suffice it.
How much percent are we on, actually?
46. Say it on God.
We gotta ask for making.
I don't know, we don't know.
It was 50% there, not as we speak, it's 50% back.
It's gonna be, like, perfect.
If we take highway, there's a chance. No highway? I don't know.
Yeah, I'm on highway. We have to take the highway.
Bro, if we take the highway...
...unironically, we'll be stuck in traffic.
So that's good for us.
Yeah, because we can go to speed limit.
Okay. Alright. Yeah. Fuck it.
Are we scared?
Alright, take the left of the light, Shay.
Um...
The only thing is, once it gets below 30%, it slows down.
No, no, no, that's actually true.
Okay, then maybe we should wait for the highlight.
No, I'm late now.
I should be sure to be slow as down.
Well, I'll take 11 for your ass.
Oh my god.
Son of acą!!!
No! Go straight!
What?
Wassup?
Please.. please..
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
Get off of him!
Get off of him!
Get in the car!
Get in the car!
Get in the car!
All right, now bust the lights at this light!
I think you got me to turn around.
That's a fucking big guy.
We're actually fucking not making it home.
I'm not making it home.
Yes, we are!
We're not making it home.
We're not making it home.
We're not making it home.
Can you stop being pessimistic?
We're gonna fucking make it.
All right, we're gonna make it, brother.
If you keep saying we're not gonna make it,
we're not gonna make it.
We're not gonna make it!
All right, turn it on, dude.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Let's take a once in a while and strip.
I want to hear that one. What does it call?
No, no, no, not Princess.
Princess is tough.
Not at all. Play up. Play it. Play it. Play it. Play it.
Play it. Shabay.
No.
Shabay.
Play.
Shake some by name.
Make them pray.
Shabay.
Whisper my name.
Shabay!
Whisper my name.
Shabay.
Turn that picture.
Shabay.
Whisper my name.
Shake some.
Whisper my name.
Whisper my name.
Whisper my name.
Hey, this is POV bro, we're all wearing suits.
Hey, you're not so dancing, you know this.
It was super cool.
Put it louder.
It says not to kill the rest of the guys.
Hey.
My white label had it all right
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
We're making
and if you get out of the car we're back there
okay wait what happens when we go uphill though
and it starts rolling back
actually you just have to watch next to us
you're gonna have to do some kill spirits
I'll be honest with you guys
I think I got good news or bad news
bad news is I'm hungry
Oh, we could stop somewhere.
That's a good news.
Oh.
We could stop somewhere.
Oh, nice.
We could get a car washer, Rick.
Not a horrible idea.
Wait, this is where you did your one car wash.
Oh, yeah, it is.
When we strip naked?
Yeah.
Wait, we're near that?
Yeah, I don't know how.
It doesn't make any sense.
Well, we're close to 3-9-11.
Oh, what's that?
It's over there.
Oh, I can't wish for you!
Come on!
Hi!
I love you, bro!
I love you!
Okay, watch it!
I'm in the front!
I love you, Bob!
I love you, Bob!
Alright, we gotta start strategizing. What time do we have?
36.
You're so cool!
That's awesome!
That was so fun! That was a lot of scribe.
This car is going to fuck so many girls.
It's going to get so much.
Okay, so we're at 32%. The car goes slower at 30%.
I must train.
What is this stuff?
It's a picture.
Come on, come on!
Should I get this off the car?
Picture, Lacey.
Okay, so here's your one.
Hey, nice to meet you!
You might be on like...
You might be on like Michael Jackson.
You got people getting out of their places.
You're getting out actually.
That's the Lacey effect.
That's the Lacey effect.
How are we near the house?
I don't know. The house is literally so close to 39110S.
No, we're gonna hook the pattern here.
How does that make any sense?
How do we, like, right here?
How do we add that? How do we add that every once?
35!
Ah, fuck!
Alright, that's alright.
Alright.
It's straight for another 0.8 miles.
You know we get at the 7th-odd houses right here in the right?
The first one?
So we make it with the right?
No, how the fuck are we here, though?
Where was the second one? I did have a store.
I was right there bro.
Walker.
Stop telling me to check.
Yo, you guys are spamming the same shit.
They're spamming leaked check Twitter cops behind you.
Check Twitter if the cops are behind you.
Yeah, check Twitter if they're behind us.
That's pretty important.
I don't really see any cops.
You can't really see much.
I can get as far your phone as calling them real quick.
Me? Yeah.
I just don't have any battery on my phone. I can call them real quick.
You wanna call your mom?
Just really quick, really quick.
Just let me see her real quick, please.
First let him see her real quick.
Yeah, I promise I'll go back.
I did ask for her, I promise.
You can watch what I do.
You're using my phone to call your mom.
Bro, can I just borrow it for a sec?
You're gonna get a stingy fuck.
This is being weird, bro.
You're not gonna let him use it?
I got you.
It'll be quick, ladies.
Elle, ladies!
It's pushing, bro.
It doesn't go past 30.
Subscribe!
I used your phone, dude?
Why?
I lost it. The plan music's gonna be trained for about 30 minutes.
Fuckin' asshole, just cut me off!
Fuck off, bro.
Hey! Fucking assholes, bro!
Every time someone passes us, we have to get shot.
I throw this at my person.
Nice person that cuts us out.
Throw that fucking bag.
I don't know.
What's the worst that happens when we go to jail?
We're already going that slow.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh my god, run!
My lawyer.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not a lawyer.
Damn.
What's he doing for a law?
He's just...
...loving his gold.
Bet.
To me.
Wait, how do we...
...already have 31%?
Oh, man, we're so...
...we don't look at it.
I keep looking at it.
It's at 31!
No, we're actually not.
Wait, how far...
I'm gonna make it.
How do we do that?
I'm just no more.
Use it, use it, six miles.
No, we're almost halfway through.
Take it right at the light.
Right at the light on the pilot.
Busted, busted, we already spoke up to you.
Busted, busted, don't break it.
I'm not reliant with being carried on.
A psychic?
Oh!
I'm not like, if we carried all the insurance,
we would have not made it.
Fucking asshole.
I don't want to cut you off, bro.
Okay, as long as we don't get down to 20 by the next turn,
I think we're good.
Well, I'm not very good, bro.
When it gets to 20, it gives you an error code,
and then it starts going five miles an hour.
Why are you telling me this now?
Are you serious?
No, I said, should we drive the Charger, guys?
Get it out.
No, no, no.
Whoa!
It's a chocolate! It's a new POI!
Bro, it smells like a house, bro.
China smells like up-door.
What's up-door?
Haha! Yeah.
Wait!
China buffet?
Yeah.
China buffet?
China buffet?
Okay.
China buffet?
China...
It's basically Chinese food.
It's all you can eat in your Chinese sauce.
Let me go and show you.
Okay.
That's actually the cops.
It's Chinese.
Are we turning over?
Oh, we're going up a hill.
Oh, guys.
Here we go.
We're actually fucking going up a hill.
No, we're not, bro.
Holy shit.
Everybody, we have to use the momentum of our bodies.
Swing.
We're gonna be fucking lost.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Swing.
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
I'm making a vibe.
That's making a vibe.
This is going to be a nice speed.
Get inside.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Long window.
Hey!
No.
Just look at my east accent, bro.
You're actually MJ.
Old Steve.
Overclocked the car!
What the fuck does that mean?
We're on 25, it's roughly percent.
That is true.
Look how beautiful these are these.
Can I taste the ground?
Do you have to go mental?
Do you want us to help?
Do not gas it!
Just tap the brake.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'll get that.
Farmer.
I feel like it's lying down.
Is that my address?
How are we supposed to...
The timing's down, man. I need hope.
Oh my god! Look at the trees! My head!
What the heck? We're going to see Old House!
Stay on guard.
Stay on guard.
No! That's right!
Oh my god.
Use momentum! Use momentum! Don't gas too much.
Wait, we drove past this on the way here. We're on the old quarry.
Yeah.
Alright, gas it. This hill sucks.
I'm a little worried how we're going to get up to our actual guns.
I don't know, we're killing.
They're just cutting us off.
I know this fucking ass.
I know this golf cart better than anyone.
I know!
You're tired of lovin' on somebody.
There's nobody to love.
Nobody, nobody, nobody.
He's hurt, he was under cover.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jason, I was under cover.
We're under cover.
One god, that was a shot.
One god, that was a shot.
One god, that was a shot.
Okay, I guess what I'm gonna do.
Guess what?
Fuck the police.
Hey!
You're hard as shit.
Holy shit.
You're hard as fuck.
Keep going straight, gang.
We're almost home.
Why'd you say 22%?
It's him gone.
He's just at 30 plus.
We're done.
I don't know, we made it.
We better hit the hook and ever go.
No, so what are we doing?
What are you actually doing?
I don't know.
Oh, we're flying.
When we last-last time had died, we took bungee cords and went up to Loki's car and turned up the hill.
We're flying.
Okay, Jason.
3 more lights and you bust a left!
Uh, you get an 11 I have.
1 is far and 2 I have to turn it past.
Y'all is going to be so bad. You've got to be the birdie.
David, how many meals have you eaten in the past?
Past hours.
It's time for hers.
Yo! Somebody smell it!
Yeah!
Oh, I kind of like this smell.
Hi guys, so what do we do here?
We're just five.
We're good, maybe we should play some music for the vibes?
No.
Why?
Because the shit's gonna die!
You can listen to Shebang one time!
We're gonna sing it, look at the lyrics.
No, we gotta hear Drake's voice swinging.
Yeah, then we're not gonna make it home.
Come on, come on.
We're fucking good.
We're nine minutes away.
We're nine minutes away, oh no.
Four miles with 20%, you think we're five?
21%
Lots with the predictions in the chat do we make it home?
Oh, I think we do.
I got it, oh, we're not even in.
Wait, how are we not, we're on, oh, we're closed.
Oh, God, we're closed, I don't know where we are.
Yeah, it's an awesome map, we're turning now.
Danny, oh!
All right, Jason, the light after this one must have left.
Okay, that's awesome, okay, that's awesome, okay.
That's awesome, that's awesome.
Oh
I love you too
I love Jackson bro
Oh you're into it
Fucking motion man bro
This is your city
This is your city
This is my city
King of Calabasas
This is Calabasas
You gotta bring some
I'm like gonna Floyd me when there's a barber shop
Wait Jason you're supposed to make a live series of this
Yeah it's a live one
Okay, man.
Browse gas station?
Yes.
It's a fucking gas station.
Hi, boys.
How you doing, man?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Anti-virus.
That's your soul, bro.
I'm so lucky.
Are you always here to drive?
That's not the thing on my head, just now.
I think it was a bug.
All right, what percentage are we at?
Uh...
Wait, why don't we just have Drew push us?
We might have to.
Oh, no, it's only for a shit.
Oh man.
New prediction.
Yo, why are you guys running a prediction?
Oh!
Crazy way.
What is that smell?
It's terrible, bro.
Somebody smell it.
Somebody.
Ha ha.
Yeah, it's a hit sale.
It smells like crazy.
It smells like crazy.
Bro, my fork can be fat and fucking toxic.
I have a super power on my hands.
How far are we?
I see.
Oh, we are seven minutes away.
I'm not even seven minutes away.
Guys, we're at 18% for seven minutes.
Vote yes on the pre-dict.
I'm telling y'all, we make it.
We are good.
Come on, Ice Man, push us.
No, I'm not Ice Man.
You see the vibe right now?
I'm so relaxed.
What is the vibe right now?
I have a feeling we're going to be good to the team.
Not getting up the head.
As long as we have battery, it goes up hill.
As long as it's above 5%, if we get down to 5%,
that's how they get you.
Yeah.
We're not even past the CVS yet.
That's where we're going.
Oh.
Oh, my.
It is so fucking far.
That is like a fake six minutes.
What the fuck?
No!
Just play music, bro, and we're not making it!
Wait, wait.
Let's just go out with style!
Just in six minutes.
What?
I can just...
I can just...
I can just say six minutes.
No, it is.
It is.
I can just say six minutes.
But it's like a fake six minutes.
It looks so far.
No.
When they see Zoomed out of the map, it looks crazy.
We're fine.
We're low.
What are we at, battery-wise?
Sixteen.
You're just that 20, what happened?
Wait, wait, wait, this is a mess.
This is a mess.
60%.
No, no, I don't think I've ever seen it.
Once it gets below...
You said below 20, you're fear mongering.
Okay, wait till this below 10% of air-conditioning,
and we go five miles an hour.
Just wait, man, watch.
Watch.
You said it'll slow down at 30, we're chilling.
We gotta get someone that we can hold onto our car
and be useful mental.
Can we do that to Drew, you think?
Maybe.
Hope we love him.
Somebody's to go and Drew's trunk,
prop a trunk, and he holds us.
Okay, Jason.
At the next light, you make a right.
Next light, make a right.
15%!
Yeah, I got 14%!
I got bad news.
What?
We're about to start going uphill, 2x.
Bro, stop fear-boggling, bro.
We're good!
We're fucking good!
Yes, sir.
We see who's behind the wheel, we're good!
I'm telling you, we're not good.
But, it's not the first right, it's like the roundabout right.
Roundabout right.
God's not not this is the next one
Take the right not here this one up. Yes up here kind of problem. Yeah, the right
It's over 13 it's fucking over
Five minutes!
Five minutes!
We're good!
Five!
What the fuck?
Gosh.
Wait, do you want to tell them we're good?
They're really good, Mom.
We're on the skirmond right now.
Yes, skirmond.
Should we start?
Should we push some weight out?
What?
Not me!
I'm gonna fart.
Stop the pants, stop the pants.
I shit myself.
I shit in my pants.
Shut up!
Oh my God.
I shit it.
I shit it, I shit it.
That's not a fart.
It's actual shit.
It's wet in my pants. It's wet.
Oh, it's got a shit up here, bro.
I'm catching a live.
I'm catching the air of Calabasca.
Wait.
Okay, make a left of the light.
Left of the light.
What are we looking at? What battery?
Five minutes.
Eleven.
Oh, no.
I thought you said five minutes, like, two minutes.
Oh, God, it says five minutes.
And two minutes on our hill.
It glitches on Google Maps, remember?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, check that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
come on push, push, push
oh god
wait they have to
this is a bug right now
oh no
oh no
9%
wait is the error code there yet
ok maybe it's 5
oh no
I don't want to fear Monger
We're in a fear monger, but we're going up a hill right now.
Oh, hell, fear monger.
Well, I'm telling you, at one of the percentages,
it gives an error code.
8%.
8%.
Boom.
We're good.
Such as, grab somebody.
I told you there's an error code.
There's no error code.
It's red.
It's not an error code.
7%.
Hey, Lacey, Lacey, there's a burger on the fucking-
Wait, Lacey, there's a burger!
There's a burger!
He's getting out of the car!
Just not do shit!
Stop my wrist!
Lacey, Lacey, there's a burger!
Go, go, go, go, go, we don't try, we don't try.
We get ourselves done.
Get that voice!
We should have held onto the truck.
We need them!
Hunt them down!
Oh my god, they're climbing the tow boat.
Okay, good news, good news.
We only have two miles left.
No!
We're dead!
She says seven, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
Oh my god, they climbed up the top of it.
Okay, good news, good news.
We only have two miles left.
Bro, we're good!
She says seven percent.
Six percent, she says six percent.
Bro, six, seven, it doesn't matter, we're good.
We're going down to help! It's perfect!
We're good.
Oh god, we gotta use all this momentum, Jake.
Ericho, told you there's Ericho!
I wasn't fucking lying!
Show me, Blake, show me.
Oh no!
No, we gotta keep going.
We gotta use the tires.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Stand on the right side of the road.
Just go.
Just come back hard.
We're not.
Just go.
Wait for this car then go.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Stay in this little shit.
Oh, we're good.
We're good.
It went back up.
Oh, wait.
We're getting in for something.
It won't go past 10 miles per hour now or 5 miles.
We have 15.
We're good.
We're good.
Nooo!
Nooo!
He's not cutting us off!
No, he's a fucking asshole.
Alright, listen, we have...
Well, Lacey, there's a burger right there, bro.
Lacey, get a burger!
Lacey, there's a burger!
Lacey, there's Dennis a burger!
And he getting out of the car does not do shit!
I don't know about that one.
So we're all end up traffic.
Oh, that's nice.
Um, uh, fuck it.
I like how he was actually hitched.
I almost slipped out of my mouth, my god.
This guy's laughing at us.
Why is he?
I'm so happy.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
We're out of battery.
Help.
Come here.
What a lot.
He's not wasn't he?
Do you have a hook?
Help.
He has a hook.
He has a hook.
My god, he could tell us.
He could get that ass to hold onto the person.
What do you mean we're good?
He has a hook, he has a hook.
No, he's got a hook!
No!
Oh god, that was our savior.
Wait, am I going straight?
He's going straight, he's not going to get you.
He's going back.
We got a super power gun.
5% of the surface.
We're good.
We're good.
Go to the right more, go to the right more so you can get the space.
We're good.
We're good!
So am I going straight or right?
Wait, what's the matter with you?
It's true.
Sit your side, we're good.
How are these kids behind us?
Let's go. Let's go, don't stop, Jay.
No.
Remember, the panda never gives up.
We're good! We're good!
Just push, Jay. Just push.
Trust me, I'll push in a suit.
Yeah, you know, push.
Bro, I can't even run back.
Somebody give him a fucking burp.
I'm not saying shit!
I think we're good!
We're good! We're good!
We're good!
How far am I?
Well, Lacey, relax!
I'm not even fucking tweaking!
Relax! We got secret-
Lacey, is that a burger on the sidewalk?
Lacey, relax, bro!
We're good!
We're going up the hill.
Lacey, chill.
We have one mile left.
Bro, and we're at 6-pro, we're good!
What are these people parking?
Do I go straight?
Yeah.
Alright, well, this is like a slow...
Should I give this kid a golf ball?
No.
We're good, y'all, we're good!
Okay.
I said we put on shit, just to man-
Shut the fuck up!
But, Lacey, relax!
Holy shit!
You're fucking up my whole mood!
Can we please just push him in a moment, bro?
Bro, can you calm down for five seconds?
He's gotta get out of the car, right?
Should I get him out?
No!
Should I get him out?
No!
Nice to get out of the car.
Nice to get out of the car.
There's a burger on that sidewalk.
I just saw it.
I swear, you wanna pull over?
I already had a burger though.
No, I didn't.
I'm dead out of hunger though.
I already had a burger.
What's your favorite ice cream?
Yeah, ice cream?
Cookie dough?
Whoa, is that cookie dough right there?
I'm not even kidding.
I swear I just saw a cookie dough ice cream.
Oh, it was blazy.
It was perfect.
It was perfect.
They just took it out of the freezer.
Oh, is that Drake?
No way, Drake's in that parking lot.
Oh, God.
I think I just,
say I'm gone.
Guys, wait, is that Billy?
Oh, I talked to him five percent.
Set them up, relax!
He said, we're in the middle of the street
for five miles per hour, please.
He said, I'm going to house this right here.
Bro, we're good.
Are you gassing it?
Bro, we're on the ground.
Bro, we're on the ground.
Oh my God.
We're right here, bro.
We need to just relax.
I'm sorry, something.
I got it right here.
I know where we are.
We have five percent left.
It's right here, I know where,
the good John is right there.
We're good. We're good.
Jason go to the right go to the right
So yeah, no go to the right in the lane right turn
We're good we're good bro
Shut the fuck up and relax
Actually the fastest he goes.
We're good.
We're good, bro.
Okay, am I making it? I gotta push it.
I gotta help. We gotta help push it. Hold this.
We're good, bro. Lacey, get the fuck out of the fucking car.
Yep. Nice.
My shit were flying.
Bro, we just went up a mile and I'm in trouble.
Oh god, are we moving?
No, now you're making it slower.
Lacey, get out the fucking car.
I can't fucking push it.
Broken wrist!
What?
What about your left hand, bro?
How do you get out the car, muscle man?
And I'll drive!
I am driving, bro.
Hey, y'all.
I'm off for my job.
What's up, bro?
Are you chasing the wind?
No, no, no, wrong guy.
Oh, guys, we are...
We are fucking...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Sorry!
Sorry!
So, this is a bad idea.
You got this.
So, this is a bad idea.
You got this. Listen.
Guys, we only have 47 miles left.
Shut the bo-
Relax!
Fuck!
We have 5% bro.
Just chill.
I'm chill.
Lacey, bro, are you good back there?
I'm chillin', bro.
Catchin' a vibe.
Oh my god, bro.
We're literally about to be home.
We're about to be home.
Wait, what the f- is that Drake hiding in the bush right there?
Oh, he did. Yo, my transmitter's on the right side, like, lopsided.
Very good, bro.
They see the luck there. The side's lopsided because of you.
Yeah, no, it's because all of us were on the right side, lopsided to go from there.
You're f- you're faking off on a dude.
Oh, we're f-ing good.
What's the matter yet?
It's f-4%, we got, bro, not even a mile up, not even a mile down there.
You think I'm not going to lie?
Yeah, it's good. We're a good green light.
Hey!
Oh, okay.
Incy window on.
Incy window on.
We would have by 10-15% of the Toyota dealership
then start grabbing on a golf cart for hours.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
They owe us a car.
That's super you go back for it. You don't know how to drive man
Take talk to truck. I mean bro anyone else catching a vibe right now
We get a sudden they're saying it's unkissed in my chat
This is a straightaway we're literally right around the block is the house holy shit these people are going fast
We're good, bro.
Alright, let's- hey, listen.
Somebody once told me
Well, I was not a man
I ain't the sharpest to live this shit
I'm burning in vapor
I'm in the shame
I'm a half-bottom from red
And she ain't stop coming in, I ain't stop coming in, I won't stop coming in, I won't stop coming, I ain't stop coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in
Lacey shut the fuck up bro
Lacey shut the fuck up
I'm not even talking
Yo bro, relax, we're 4% around the corner bro, we'll be okay
Jason Jason, won't die here
I think all of us are clear for a day.
Talk to you when we go around.
I did.
As soon as far as I can.
That guy's redlining his sugar.
That guy's definitely...
Where's the hat on?
Nooooo!
What's up people?
I'm having an idiot talk.
Remember what the sun said, we got home just for the sunset.
Let me ask you a question.
You guys need to get out and save us.
Hey!
Fuck up back there.
Fuck!
Hey!
One more day
Lacey get the fuck out of the car, bro. No, no, this is my car
It's the same fucking shit
That fucking bitch!
Lacey, why would you get a half?
Like, why, bro?
Wait, believe me again, wait!
Hey, time to go for a fucking talk, buddy.
We're on time to get him!
Lacey, calm!
He's hitchhiking!
Why did he say his wrist won't run?
Hi, Chris. Um, well, it's okay. We're good.
It's not quiet at all. Dude, yeah. He's screaming.
And we went up two miles an hour.
So we're literally... LACY!
Alright, leave that fat-fug behind us.
We might be looking for a drink or a burger or some shit.
I can't hear what he's screaming.
Come get me!
Did I turn back for him? Fuck no.
You wouldn't turn back for him. We're going to run out of battery.
We're going to run out of battery.
Battery?
Are you going somewhere out of person's car? Oh my god, they just put him out of the way.
TRO!
PICK EM UP!
GET EM!
You know what, you can't just...
This is walking, Pig Spare.
Why did he just stop?
Fucking asshole, bro!
Fucking asshole.
Look at him!
Look at him!
Look at him!
HA HA HA!
He does this!
Why did he just walk?
Why would he not keep walking?
He just stopped!
All right, bro. We have one bro. This is the next gate. We're here. Yeah, asshole learn how to fucking drive
Fucking dumbass
So good thing we're in our neighborhood because I would against you. Yeah
We're in our neighborhood
It's a private neighborhood.
Once you're in it, it'll all just don't matter.
Yeah, okay, 2%.
Whoa, they're coming right in here.
Bro, we're fucking good.
This isn't even gonna happen, it's a natural.
You do realize the hill.
The hill's gonna be no go.
The question is, no, my question to you is,
I know we're good, I know we're good.
Thank you.
But my question to you is,
if we get in the hill, and I guess it's 0%,
are we gonna just start falling backwards?
Oh, fuck, wait.
Is electric a little bit, it still work?
Electric's dead.
Oh, we're on your way.
So, the question is, can the brakes just stop working?
In a gas car? No.
But that's why we're in electric.
Okay, if we start rolling backwards, it's just rolling.
And like all the electric cars have like emergency battery.
I mean, is it?
Oh, is there only one way to find out, huh?
There's no problem, because we have 2% left, and it's not even a minute away from the house.
Look at this ass that ate you away.
This guy's going half fast.
Nice, my friend's out, he's...
Yeah, well we just saw Lacey running like, full speed up.
Ugh, that fucking dream sucks.
Relax, everyone, everyone chill?
Uh, he's gotten way more chill since the fucking guy screaming in the back left.
I don't know if I'm sure.
Uh, fuck yeah.
I mean, fuck, fuck, well, just relax a little.
Yo, fucking asshole.
We're here now, come on.
Made it, bro.
So I'm at 1% right now.
Bro, but you know how, you know how I hate cars when it goes to zero?
When it's like on E, there's like, obviously.
Yeah, so that's the trick.
So we did this when it was at zero and the car stopped.
I mean, bro, I wasn't there.
That wasn't there.
Come on, plastic. Come on, come on.
You have a speed.
Yo!
Alright.
Bro said hurt.
Put it in quickly!
Oh my god.
Oh, we're literally right here.
Okay, now I already feel slowly now.
More 1%? Everyone pray, everyone pray, everyone pray, everyone pray.
Everybody just calm down.
Let's test out a few breaks.
No, no, just keep going.
I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we're fine.
We're fine.
Yo, is the fat ass in the bag?
No, he didn't want to get in.
What?
Hey, you wanted to exercise, you know,
that's not a bad shot.
He's gonna walk all the way home.
But we're literally right there.
I mean, it's working.
I don't know about you, but I took a fucking pill
and it's pretty chill.
That's pretty nice, cool.
Yeah.
This is actually about to be like a miracle
Why would we get out?
Okay, we know where we're getting up though.
That's what I'm saying. We're chilling, bro.
We're-
Yeah, bro, that's how you hit them. Yeah, you're good.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Bro, like,
look at the life we live in, like,
fuck, we're moving.
Aw, fuck, anybody?
Somebody turn that off.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
God, dude.
Stop finning this sun case, y'all.
We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. Oh my god, I'm gonna say zero. So there's a problem.
So you're gonna have to keep your foot there and work so we'll leave. I mean bro, to be
honest with you, you're not that ass. We're right here. I don't know. No, just chill.
Literally just chill bro. God. I just need to just relax for a little let me
Jason neutral I'm gonna try to push it okay, okay, you got this. All right. All right actually
Like I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna put it in neutral. I go it's in neutral and put them up. I go off the brakes right now
I go all right
All right, go
My god, are you pushing you break? No, you're a thousand-cent break. So what went flying down? No
You're a hundred percent break. It's not letting you put in drugs
Did you drive? Yeah
What are you just fucking muscles?
So the problem is it says 350 pounds in the back fuck bro fuck
It's like 5,000 pounds yeah
Not like that, it's just relax
So why is it not going down though?
So there is a thing that happened to me in Lopey and Gilbert that I just remembered
What?
When it turns off there's something underneath the seats that's like a lever and you have
to flip it and then once you flip it unloft then you can push it
So who wants to volunteer?
How are we gonna push it up this fucking thing?
See that's the thing, we had Loki's car to tow us.
So maybe there's a contractor at the house with a truck
that can come down and tow it.
Let's see.
Only we can figure it out, bro.
How do you put this apart, first of all?
Bro, you are pissing me off.
We, bro, we got this.
Is there any way we can put a portable into this?
Imagine like she just,
I just let me and Paul.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, I just looked in your shoe,
and you guys all right?
We're stuck, we're stuck right in front
W daddy this is why he's a fucking hero and this is why relax everything's
gonna be okay I'm not kidding Jason is looking to freak out this whole time
You fucking, yo, relax.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Relax.
Yo, now you telling me to relax?
Yo.
Is he talking?
Bro, we've also had the freezer on.
What the fuck's going on?
Hey, fuck you guys!
Fuck you, buddy!
Fuck you!
Hey, fuck you!
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm with the guys now.
I'm with the guys.
Y'all left me, they picked me up.
Fuck done.
It's time to go play, bro.
Who?
These are the guys.
Who?
Appreciate y'all, bro.
Thank you guys, man
Fuck awesome and come back in a
Well, yeah asshole
We're stuck, bro. Nice seeing you fellas
So now what so get so get behind this truck you left me well, no, we actually got way farther
Yeah, well, we went up a mile. We wouldn't made this far for you, you know, and also you kind of stopped walking
Why'd you stop walking?
Because you guys were going too fast.
What? I can't run.
Why not?
Because it hurts my wrist when I move.
Hi, guys.
Are you chillin' the fuck out, bro?
Show out.
So what are we gonna do?
Well, that's coming with the toe.
I'm putting my foot off the gas.
And it's not moving, but I don't get it. It's a neutral.
No, it's not gonna move.
What do you mean?
So wait, what is the point of a toe?
I'm telling you, we have to take the seat off and undo like some like lever or something.
So, where's the technician that can do that?
Turn the power off, right?
If you turn the power off, now, is that 0%?
One hour of fucks is not going to turn back on.
Why would you?
You're not going to ask.
Oh wait, we got assistance coming!
Hahaha!
Yo!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Did I say in the car just in case you pulled it out?
Daddy, we pushed it up!
What happened?
We uh...
We don't got any juice left.
Is this zero?
Zero.
Bro, this is zero.
Zero.
I don't know, this has enough torque to pull that.
You have to tie this to that.
Well flip it around first, like get it out of the car.
You can't just leave this here.
No, mom!
I put it in the center so it's like hold it tight
no no holding it doesn't work we have to tie it to something I'm gonna tie to the
front of that yeah but I'm telling you you do have to get to take off the best
I
Mean what we did what you told it last time on
I don't know just the front like that I'm pretty sure
We need the other part of the rope
But it's not gonna move that
Why not? You're gonna have someone- Lacey, you're gonna have to be out of the car?
And you're gonna have to push it.
It fucked up, it fucked up.
I mean, it's your- how did you let this happen?
This is your-
Lacey wanted to go fucking eat, you know this shit.
Oh, okay.
He re-routed us to a McDonald's.
And he freaked out.
If we didn't go to McDonald's, we would have made it home, bro.
By the way, I don't think this is right, Ron.
I was in a red.
Because this needs to be here. Like that.
No, I think we fucked up.
This, yeah.
You also lays we have to do something with the seats or should we just try this for fun?
There's no point. I don't think it's gonna work to do this, but
We could just not get over it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So now just a quick one
I insert my dot process here. They said that it's not going down. Yeah
And it basically has like a thing on a cart when it dies the wheels cannot move. Yes
And when we but when we unlock it on me to see it's gonna start rolling back
Yeah, that's when we gas this and Lacey
It's a big red button don't press it yet
You guys
and y'all want me to push the golf cart.
We're not pushing you.
Yo, he's got to chill.
What is all levels of all the way up here?
You have to run.
Take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath.
Y'all left me straight on the side of the road and want me to take a deep breath.
Why is he tweaking?
I don't know.
Why does he keep tweaking?
You've got to calm down.
All right, are you all ready?
Okay, wait, so what?
No, Lacey, just get in the car.
No, he's going to press the brakes and doesn't go flying down.
You've got to unlock the wheels at the right time.
I don't know if it's a good idea.
But what if it doesn't pull it and think snaps?
Guys, I need help!
That was a really bad idea, because what if it starts to scroll?
Okay, so how about this?
How about, no, no, no, no.
Ron, you press the button that starts it.
Lacey and Jason push, and I'll gas.
Okay, you hold it.
I'll stay in the car, okay?
Break.
I'm pretty good at that.
You unlock the wheels, but don't get in the car.
Okay, but listen to the repercussion.
So let's just say it unlocks, and it just starts rolling back.
Can't pick it up and like that's that this is just gonna roll down there. I want to be in the driver's seat
Someone should be ready to break. Yeah. Yeah, that's you
If we get flattened make sure you get the camera angles. I'm gonna get in your face. Okay. They're gonna see your eyes coming out
All right, everyone knows what they got to do right yep, just record
Yep little search and rescue. Yeah, maybe tie that a little
This needs to be one so you can pull yeah
okay hold on all right I'm gonna okay so do you know what the button is no okay
is it the green button on the other side Lacey check that there's something
there's a backseat come up too backseat there's a cut of it in the backseat
too I see a green button here so I click it
this is sometimes it has a little bit of juice I just like that turn it back on
and then press the gas, it might give you a little, oh no.
Yeah, it's not turning on in general.
Does the back seat mount come off?
The battery's not lit anymore, that's the problem. It was green, now it's dead.
Try and get the back seat up.
Bro, I'm looking at the button, it was on, it was green.
No wait, it might be a different button, I feel like it's on lava.
This was just green, now it's off.
Bro, this shit looks blue to me.
Both of you pull the backs of this handle here, Jason.
Just pull it up at the same time as I used to.
Pull hard, see if it comes off.
I don't know.
This one's a hot block.
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
We've got to cut the yellow wire.
Do it.
Maybe cut the yellow wire?
Dude.
I don't think I'm going to have the salmon turning on anymore.
Oh, wait.
It's turning on.
OK, you're going to get a little bit of juice now that it's on.
Ready?
Hold on.
I got it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm giving you a gap.
It's dead, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead.
It's dead, it's dead.
Okay, I try.
Shhh.
He's gonna hold us.
He's gonna hold us.
I got it.
He's gonna be quiet.
I'm not Spider-Man.
It's not even going anywhere.
It's not even going anywhere.
It's not even going anywhere.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm not gonna lie.
That didn't do a single shit, but it did gain gas.
I told you, if you turn it off, turn it back on,
it gets a little bit of gas.
It's a little bit harder.
This wasn't a tie.
I don't think this has enough torque.
The Stark would have more torque.
We're worried now that we're in front of the house.
Yeah, we just got to get out of here.
Can you get off of the seat so we can look?
What if we just get drew?
That's really not doing anything.
Does it fucking work? I just tried.
How do you let me do it?
Okay, so you want to figure it out?
I just did! That's what I just did!
There's a green button, you see it?
Is that what you press?
Yes, I press it. Once in 12 seconds.
Or just call Opie and ask him.
You were there too, bro.
I wasn't doing shit.
Yo, maybe unplug this?
Or the members are against this.
I want to unplug this.
Me?
I have no idea how much it weighs.
Just call Opie and ask.
It's heavy though, I'll tell you that. I'm definitely heavy.
The star would be able to hold it.
Are you sure?
Everybody gets in New York City spams in the chat
So go get it
I don't we can't turn it on though. Okay, so you have to follow me
You're saying a lot of info but
Big brother
Big brother
Once give me one bro. Wait, bro. Wait. No
Give me a second. Just one second
No, it's a- it's a- so, Lopie.
Wait!
Quick question.
Um, so we're currently stranded on this gold cart.
Uh, I remember you did something with the seats.
Lopie, how do you make it to where it unlocks?
Remember when we had to tell it?
The back- it's the back seat.
Okay, I also did say that and got made fun of.
No, you fucking retard.
We looked at it and we found nothing.
And then everyone said, oh, you have to cut the wire.
You have to cut the wire.
What would you say to everyone?
I
What
All right, thank you. Oh
New York City man represent try it. Yo, what do you try? We can move out of the neighborhood at least
My foot is on the break, but there's the brakes work. This is electric. Um, I have no idea
I just knew how to do it. I'm honest with you, bro. Fuck it
I mean if it doesn't work just turn the wheel
Just give me a little bit of gas. Come on. Just give me a little bit
So where did that fucking fat monster go? Did we just get stranded?
Get your fucking GGs ready.
I think it's lighting up.
What?
It's lighting up.
How do you say it's lighting up?
Oh no, oh no.
Oh, GGs 911.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Just keep it low key, low key.
So this is probably the worst case scenario.
So.
Just keep it low key, low key.
So this is probably the worst case scenario.
So, it ever releases the brakes.
But the question is, do the brakes work
if we release the brakes?
Someone look it up please.
Someone in the chat, look it up, come on now.
Someone said, Gigi, that's my surgeon.
That's right.
We're trying to get up, we're out of electric.
I
Seen you guys
They said yes, they'll work. You sped you retards
Any like pressure everyone just fucking turns into a dick everyone just lock in yeah, bro
I'm not getting to want to kill myself because I just want to die
Eight out of 25 gifted that's gonna help me encourage me. Let's get some job. He's gone. Honestly. Let's fucking do it put on the break
Okay
What is the worst thing about it start throwing backwards all the only in the break of the work the only thing you do is turn the wheel
What's that?
So if I turn the wheel, I'm getting into an accident. I mean turn the wheel so you drive into the curve
That's it. That's your best case. I was just gonna roll to that. I will stand behind the golf cart
I will stop the golf cart. I think you turn the wheel right. I don't trust you. I will fuck you.
Okay, if you start rolling turn the wheel right. Turn the wheel like this. Yeah, and I think you'll curve into the
I hope he's coming New York City
All right, thank you. Thank you, New York
Now pull that rope pull the rope
I
Every minute you get
We got it. Thank you so much brother. Yeah, just died. Thank you. I'm sorry about that
I love your BMW by the way. That's outside every now and then
Well, you got a blue one
Oh, but can we come by one of these days we don't want to put you on camera
Awesome, I'm gonna come by one of these days
What a nice neighbor
We got this camera. I'm gonna pull the knob. I'm gonna pull the fucking knob. This might be the last time I fucking speak to you
Okay, I'm gonna pull the fucking knob. You hear me?
And then it's gonna release the brakes
If you roll down that fucking hill and you die
I'm gonna die with you because I'll be right behind the golf cart trying my best to stop the brakes
to stop the break. Alright alright alright. Alright, I got this. Alright, lock it. 3, 2, 1,
is go, John. Alright. Yeah, yeah. So once you start and you get gas, and you start to
feel a dye a little bit, that's when I'm gonna kick up and pull. I don't think he's gonna
get gas. I don't have any gas. It's like every five minutes you get a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
That's how it works, but you'll be able to juice it a little bit, and I should be able
to get you over the bed with this. Guys, listen to me. Listen. Is this tight enough? Can you
tie good or not? I mean, there's no way that comes undone. That's pretty tight. Guys, listen
I
Really don't want to listen to you. You want me I learned this on the island. Oh, yeah, tie a decent knot here
I mean, how do you know how to tie a knot you double knot it? Yeah, yeah, that's a triple knot now
I already did a double knot. Okay. Okay, so like boy, what if you just get flung backwards off your butt?
I don't think that's gonna happen
Of a degree in it quantum physics
You got a worse idea yet.
Yeah.
Uh, listen.
Okay.
It's double night.
Let me tell you something.
Hey, my plan is...
Everybody.
Poor.
Can we call him?
Listen, listen to me.
Adapt.
Adapt.
On my, on my go.
I'm gonna twist the knob and we're gonna release the brakes.
You're gonna drive.
You're gonna, you're gonna sit there and look pretty.
Ladies, get the camera angles.
Adapt.
When I say go, you go.
I'll be behind the golf cart and we're gonna fucking do this voice.
Let's fucking go.
Everybody in position.
Position
No, Lacey Lacey that that shit's done with that shit's not gonna help it all here we go. Yeah
It doesn't need to be on
Yeah, that's not happening that's not happening is that's not happening don't even try it did you see what has happened?
Yeah, there's no chance. Do not try that. But if he's in motion, he's not good
It's random the motion is random. He can't just get into motion
That was not yeah
Now yeah, I almost did five
We should do the red golf cart the red golf carts not pulling it. It's I think it's my way
Okay, I started I just think your bike's too light. I thought it was cool. Go flying back. I think it's okay
Oh, shit, that guy here.
I mean, we could tie it to that.
If we might as well try.
But that doesn't, that's not pulling shit.
That, what?
I have an idea.
We're not ramming doing it.
No, not ramming, but what if I just get behind it?
No, no, it's rice.
We don't need to do that.
Last time we tried moving inside, okay.
Just tie a good knot on this.
It's not pulling.
He's like, he's in here, so you might as well try.
Guys, good life.
Double the power.
I hope the bike is just not gonna do this.
This is quark, like this shit.
I just saw you almost go flat.
No, I was scared.
He doesn't say you don't know how to go flat.
I went like full wheeling.
That could have been so bad.
Oh, yeah, just relax, Jake.
You're right, you're right.
Cortisol is spiking, I'm double naughty.
No, why are you reacting like Drew
isn't just chilling at the house in his car?
What is he gonna do?
How did you guys let yourself get in this predicament, bro?
Because Lacey wanted to stop at McDonald's and Toyota.
Oh my god.
Lacey was like, oh, let's go test drive a Supra.
Get in here.
Get those stupid Toyota fucking drivers.
Push the car.
I like Toyota, bro.
What's up here?
How do you like Mitsubishi?
We're in a Cybertruck.
It's getting a kid on right now.
What a footage.
Boys.
I'm going to rage.
What the fuck was that squeaky noise?
We just come on
You know you did a single not I see get in front of like you're tying a shoe
Is he just get in front of the golf cart pull up a little bit, so it's back
You just look you just sit there and fucking yeah
Is that tight yeah, it's tight bro. I'm sure I mean it's pretty damn tight
I just want to say if it doesn't work out and I get flat and I love y'all, okay?
Yes
On my go boys
Okay, this feels yeah, oh my god
Okay, am I in the right position three I didn't get this cosmetic
On go
two one
No, no, I feel like I can see the wheel moving backwards.
The wheel's moving backwards.
There he is.
Lazy gas, gas, gas, gas, lazy gas.
Lazy.
Lazy.
Push, Dave, Dave, push.
Oh, no.
Push him.
It's gonna break, it's gonna break.
It's gonna break, it's gonna break.
It is, it is, it is.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't have enough.
It's gonna break.
I know it is, I know.
Don't, don't, don't catch.
Don't catch.
Don't catch.
No, it's just ripping off the front.
OK, wait, bumper.
Fully twist it up.
I'm going to twist it in.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Now.
Yeah, see, now we're going to see gases.
It's going to just rip that.
Try gassing a little.
It's going to break.
You don't have to break that.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
Put your foot off the brake a little?
We need to see the car.
All right.
Ron, I'm going to push for behind you.
OK.
Lacey, on my go, we're going to push together.
We've got a better car here.
Three.
Three.
Two.
Three.
you push go try it at least a little bit no you're gonna attack on Titan right now
oh my god just look at him how badly do you want to beat your ass you can't even
push a fucking girly ass golf cart are you serious
Agent Jeff probably would pick this up on his shoulders and play it, and you can't even
push it.
Think about all you see is Stardust and Agent Jeff just staring at you laughing.
He's just laughing at you.
Oh my god.
The whole crowd came over and we needed you to start that film.
I think you're calling Drew, and you tied to Drew's car instead of he, right?
Does anyone have a tow hook?
No.
If someone's gonna rip off a one of these, this is too heavy.
Well, just fuck that.
Yeah, it's a bad predicament.
Well, I mean, I try to break, break, break.
Well, yeah, I think, yeah.
This is where you hit the droop button.
Because we don't have the Cybertruck.
Just get Drew's car and tie it to Drew's car
and Drew's car should be able to pull it up.
I need a hand.
What do you mean?
All that dimension for what?
Are you a pussy?
Get back there and start pushing.
Give me kind of three, two, one.
What is Bob doing at home?
Is he crying because his son can't push a golf course?
Who's gonna push the golf club?
Who's gonna push the golf club, huh?
You're such a pussy.
You're such a fucking pussy.
You can't do shit in your life.
Bob just wants to move to Vietnam and be in a nice house.
Bob just wants to live happily.
Bob just never wants to have a work another day in his life.
Oh my god.
Bob is literally at home crying.
Oh, Jason!
Jason!
Wait!
I want to go on vacation, Jason.
Wait.
Rod, idea.
When I push, you break after, okay?
It's a key progress.
Ready?
Yeah, three, two, one.
Okay.
Yup.
Okay, count it, count every time.
Three, two, one.
Yup.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're moving on God, you're moving.
Adapt, he's actually moving.
He's running so slow.
Count down.
Three, two, one.
You're not moving.
Okay, break.
Ah!
Shh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna hold on to him
That's a hundred burpees bro, you didn't even move it a foot
One millimeter, and I'm losing it cuz it's falling
Come on, I can do it I can fucking do it
I could fucking do it!
Untie me?
One more push.
One more push.
Okay!
Oh, they see the daft to help you push it.
Give it to him.
Do you have a tow hook?
Do you help us?
Do you have a tow hook?
That's just not a clean.
No, we're not asking him to clean.
Wait, what did you say?
Give it to him.
No, I don't have a tow hook.
What happened?
What are you trying to do?
Nothing, they're mine.
It's okay.
All right, get it.
All right, see.
Give me a hand, bro.
Give me one of your fucking working hand, bro.
I only have two hands and one's working.
Just listen.
All right.
Ready?
Ready?
Three, two, one, run.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I got you, get the hell out of here!
Motherfucker, this is why we fucking calibastis!
This is what we fucking do!
Motherfucker!
Okay!
Puzzle!
I got him, I'm telling you we can push!
This will work!
Crack attack doesn't matter about happens.
Wait low key?
We need to untie this.
Oh, I think we're almost there.
Ooh, the house is coming out of the house there.
Oh, jeez.
How you guys doing?
Our cart is out of electricity. We're trying to get it out. We're sorry.
Sorry.
Let's figure out a problem.
We're trying to get back home.
We're just we're out of electricity so we're trying to tow it yeah you guys
look amazing incredible have fun at prom
ah have fun at prom I remember when I was prom be safe y'all I skipped my
prom play fortnight no one wanted to go to prom with me that's okay my my best
I'm just gonna take my prom day.
Oh, yeah.
Ha ha ha, dork.
Ha ha ha.
Yo, Jason, we can actually, if we, if, if, if, if, if you-
I'm not gonna, if I doubt this off, I'm gonna,
if you can turn this off,
I'm just gonna rip that thing off or not.
I might as well put it on.
No, I'm just putting this here
so it's not on the ground.
All right, try them, push all three of them,
I'm not gonna, I'm trying.
I don't really have the strength.
Watch right now.
You got an injury?
You said what?
You're injured?
I'm sick as fuck.
Oh, shit.
You're a broken arm.
I you could break if you want
Wait, what if you and Jason push in the gap?
I don't care, I'll do that
Come on, listen, I'm in the gap
Please
What is this fucking race for?
This is not...
I came to provide the rope and the pole
But you guys are in a whole different fuck situation
No, if you keep the same driver's seat
We... he's out of leaves
It's my feeling
You're about to leave
Well, yeah, my attempt did not
You just put your foot on the break. That's it. That's it. Ready? You're gonna do it quickly
All right, ready you're gonna let go of the break and all three of us are gonna push someone's got to move
I don't even know if we're gonna get that far it was moving. I mean like in one go though
I'm out of here.
Alright.
So if we say break, it's break.
Okay.
Alright, ready?
Are you all ready?
Drew, what are you fucking doing?
Can you move?
Is he retorted?
Drew, move.
Yo, can you move?
Whoa!
Guys just told me to calm down!
No! You chop motherfucker!
No!
Let no call me come down!
I won't call you!
Alright you guys ready?
Okay, can you help us?
Can you help us?
Why the fuck are you on the car then?
He's gonna break!
He's gonna press the brake.
I'm gonna try out the brake.
I'm not gonna like this girl.
It's all good.
Ready?
Y'all ready?
Ready!
3, 2, 3, 1, go!
There he goes!
Oh shit, what are you guys doing?
That was team!
Go!
We got this team!
We got this!
You got this!
No, we got this!
Ah, this is even more pleasant.
You guys, go up there.
You guys are literally going up there right now.
All right, Brace, Brace, Brace, Brace, Brace, Brace.
Then neighbors hate us.
Oh my god.
Water, water, daddy?
Hey Brace?
Yeah.
Water, water.
What do we got?
A spoiler on the box?
Well, you can tie this to Drew's car somewhere.
Where can we tie that to your car, though?
Maybe.
Nice to remember the one time we tied
Les Masekis' go-kart to the trunk part.
Yeah, it's a go-kart.
Yeah, this is like, 10 times the weight.
okay, you don't have a toe hitch on your car?
no, you're not as slow
unfortunate
um, okay
yes, silky, you wanna take my position?
silky, steer rod, you wanna put your foot right back here?
he's pretty good at that
john, john, you can run the brake, me, Ron, Jason, and silky push
Why the fuck are you here?
I wanted to run my bike.
Huh?
You want a scrap?
Why do you want a bike?
Because I wanted to drive my bike in this nice neighborhood.
I guess you're not trying to fuck with us while we're here.
It's hard to go.
Oh my God, you're gonna be...
Oh, shit.
That's an expensive bike that just fell.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
You see?
I
Mean this is not gonna help that at all
Who's the strong people wait wait is that bite able to go
Is that like able to go through the gate
I'm not gonna push this
It's fine
It's gonna drip you down now.
Yeah.
The cancer's gonna fall.
I'm trying to get in on my pulse.
Yo, come on, bro.
We gotta get up.
We gotta get up the hill.
Who's fucking pushing?
I'm trying to get up the hill.
He'll even move the e-waggle.
No, I love a cap.
What you just did right there,
you just made your progress go back.
It goes back by itself without the breaking glass.
Lacey.
Every 30 seconds.
Lacey.
For real?
Lacey.
Come on.
I'm fixing your hair.
Come on.
I got this, bro.
We fucking got this, bro.
Come on, me.
You.
Lacey.
You fucking got this, bro.
Why is it wrong?
One arm, no butt push!
Come on, Lace!
I don't care!
I don't care!
The lightest person?
Run, run, run!
The lightest person?
Why is he getting water?
Run, run!
What the fuck are you doing?
You're working hard!
The lightest person said...
Lace, come on, lock in!
Lace, lock in!
Yo, give us a countdown.
Alright, three, two, one, go!
Keep going, keep going!
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.
Don't stop.
Listen, you fat pig, you're gonna push it or not?
Jason, you're fucking disordering the family.
Oh, fucking shit.
What do you mean, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm such a fat loser, I'm a fat and mortal,
I'm a loser piece of shit.
You fat piggy.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Wait for me.
I need water, I need water.
What the fuck do you need water for?
Yeah, water.
Oh, you fucking kidding me. You just lost progress.
What the fuck? Oh, you tried to get water for it.
Well, I'm not kidding. Marlin, he was here, he picked the shit up and just carried on his back.
He was here, on his back, flies to the fucking crib.
Oh, this is for a fucking piano because he wanted to get piano.
Fucking idiot.
I wanted to get piano.
Yo, there's gotta be something to tie you on Drew's car.
I mean, you just might rip off your whole fucking bag.
Yeah, unless you're paying for it.
No.
But then, no, I'm gonna...
Yo, what are we fucking doing?
Can we lock in?
Let's go.
All right, wait, wait, wait.
This is what we gotta get.
We gotta get the golf cart back before the sunset.
All right.
Yeah.
Come on.
I need water.
What the fuck?
Relax.
Just relax.
Just relax.
Is he okay today?
He's just left us.
I know, of course he is.
He's gonna go play with my rivals.
I mean, that's gotta go fucking sponsored.
I'm not having a bad show.
All we need is ourselves.
Guys, all we need...
We gotta stay and tie it to the axle.
That's what keeps the trunk closed.
The little metal piece.
What if we tie the rope to that?
I don't even care anymore, let's just do it.
Fucking push, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on, we're done, okay.
We have a little extra piece to go.
Push, we gotta push, we gotta push, we gotta push!
We have a little extra...
We have a little extra...
Push, push, push, push, push!
Push, push, push, push!
Push, push, push, push, push!
3, 2, 1.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Andrew got in secret.
He's getting really steep out.
We just randomly got gas again.
Hold on, did you really see that guy?
Go up.
Actually you can't even take an advocate.
Oh my god.
How did I just randomly get that?
You good where's your camera god?
There's no snacks in there.
Should I push you right out?
Lacey come on bro.
Bro it's steep.
Bro on go let her off the brakes.
5-10 second breaks Lacey.
We're not gonna be home until fucking 10 p.m. at this rate.
Let's see if we can move it wrong.
On go.
One, go.
Oh it's steep.
It's really stea...
What's going on?
What's going on?
He's gone.
Don't stop.
Don't stop. He's gone.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Break, break, break.
No.
No, break, break.
I'll let you shoot, Jason.
Why are Gilly and John just watching?
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm assisting.
No, they've been telling us right now.
Lacey, you gotta put your both your arms into it.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
We're right there.
We're right there.
You good, bro?
You good.
You good.
You think I'm gonna make it?
No, you're gonna make it.
Relax.
Am I supposed to be seeing double me, though?
Relax, bro.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we're good.
What?
Oh, my God.
I found a new tag.
a blue ring when it's on so I'm gonna keep it off for like five minutes and I'm
gonna try to give it one go. Alright all seriousness what if one whoever's
caravanning drives everyone else pushes. That's one camera. Okay yeah. What? We all
have to push Gilly and Gilly at no no. I gotta watch your car Drew. So I gotta do one push all six of us.
y'all come on let's push this is just get ready to push okay on go all right
three okay three two one go oh my god we're moving we're doing it
We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it.
My pants are falling off.
Move!
Pull my shoes off.
Push.
Yeah, we're doing it. On God, we're doing it. On God, we got this.
What do you need to wear?
Come on, boys, we got this. We're right there. We're right there.
All right, I'm pausing, y'all.
I'm pausing.
You're welcome.
Guys, you're claiming that we're rough.
Nice.
Nice road, bro.
Your idea is to push it up the hill.
Like you guys have to do it.
Oh my god.
There was a chest high flooding with everything you do there now.
Where the fuck is this?
I can't even imagine.
Yo, bro.
Want some water?
No, thank you.
There's no way we let water.
Shake all the water.
I'm just really, I'm dehydrated.
Shake all the fucking water.
Where's the coffee right here?
I
Got goodness or bad news
Okay, what if I just did a prank what if I just released it we just restarted
That'd be Ron L Jason, thank you, bro. That'd be Ron. Thank you guys work. This thing's not gonna push itself. Ready. Let's do this again
You please help us
It's not hard with you can literally walk right back. I have to walk back down anyway to get my car
All right guys, are we fucking around?
We just gonna fuck around like I'm really confused. What are we doing?
There's a tow hook under every car. Is that true?
Come on, let's go. Come on. Don't pay no fucking game.
Hey, you guys realize?
We can all just walk the house right now and if Ron lets go of them.
I don't give a fuck.
He slams down and dies.
Wait, wait, wait, you said to do it.
You ready boys?
On three.
We're going to all push.
At least tell me the video so I can get some snapshots.
Three, two, oh my god, we're boys, we're doing it.
Boys, we're right there.
Boys, we got this.
Come on, guys.
We cleared this hill, we're good, y'all.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
Don't stop don't stop y'all
That's so useless are you dumb?
Now you're how I actually help and recorded snapshots for that. It's really good. You know rare moment. We're on try
Who's that should I record them I probably not I'm gonna chill
They looked at us like we're fucking poor idiots
Dude if Marla was here he would just put this on the bag listen guys
We're almost at the exit. He would have just fucking threw the golf cart into our fucking
Now listen, we're at the top of the hill someone take the bag back, bro
We're literally right there. That's the craziest part. Like we got this y'all you can't even camera man properly, bro
You're fucking disgrace you know that
Slow down
Jesus fucking Christ gates right there. Holy fuck. I know it's right there. You can do it brothers. Help push. Why are you racing time?
Just push they see come on use your hands
I got a car number.
Bro, come on, we gotta push.
Come on, push, push. Ladies, come on.
John, come on.
I need at least another minute.
I'm not gonna lie to the silkier guys who are taking it.
It's on guys that's actually tiring and shit.
I never really tried that hard to do something before.
Do you have a matter, Danny?
Dude, come on.
You ready?
fucking kicked out and we're about to lose a golf cart these neighbors are
fucking looking at us and they hate us I've been pushing it the whole time
you know it's crazy I'm the reason we haven't fell back it you talk to me
We're gonna send you
Who motherfuckers come on you fucking boom all push on three
One two one two three. Oh my god boys. We're right there
Right
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!
I'm going!
All right, all right, no pausing.
No pausing, no pausing.
There's a no pause limit.
We're right here.
Let's sit here and tell us no pausing.
While you're sitting here in your fucking comfortable fucking king chair.
Huh?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
No.
Well, let's get the drill.
Close your shop.
Close your shop.
Peace.
So why does it randomly turn on every five minutes?
Wait, is this it?
No, that's his.
We need that right now, a little random juicer.
How do you make, how do you do it though? Where does that?
Is it just random?
Is it just...
They like juice that from the solar panels and shit?
Are you fucking humming?
Are you f-
Are you f-
Are you f-
You're not your god damn mind.
Huh?
You're fucking humming.
You son of a bitch, he's on rails!
Oh my god yo come on come on come on bro music bro what are you come on let's go push
I'm crying you're here to record snapchat to do it go bring the golf card back if you're
not gonna help like us yo Lacey come on no no no no no I'm just recording then Lacey
John ladies truth
Hey, can you at least hold the camera while we push? Oh, yeah, I got you bro. I'll go back to work. At least I'm doing something
That'd be wrong for holding the brakes down, you know
Oh boys, we are doing it don't stop on God don't stop
Run run run run run we oh my god
It's right there oh my god. Oh my god. We're doing it. No, don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop your momentum
No breaks no breaks no breaks
What the fuck we might get talk
Yeah, five seconds, how are we gonna get up that hill?
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna do this now drill I'm gonna push I have an idea ready
You're gonna put your foot on the break. Yeah, I'm about to put all my fucking ammo into this
Dude, I got this. What do you mean got this? You're gonna put your foot on the break instantly ready three
All right boys let's fucking do this. Are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no. Come on. Come on. Fuck it up. You by yourself.
All right, all right you ready? I'm gonna take my foot off the brake. You ready?
Go Rums! Oh no! Help! Break! Break! Break!
I need some help. I need some help. I need some help. I need some help. I need some help. This is all you.
Do you want to do this or not? Lock in! You're doing nothing! You're telling me to lock in? You fucking...
What are you doing?
What are you fucking doing?
Boys, we're right here, gentlemen.
Let's go, let's go, bro.
Come on, Lace.
Come on, John.
Right here.
You know, once we get down on the hill, it's easy.
I really can't push it with it.
I really can't push it.
No, put it back, and then come back, I'm saying.
Or put it parted real quick, and just help us get it off.
3, 2, 1, go guys, come on.
What, Liz?
Well, this car is a car, car, car, car, car.
What's he doing?
Go right through.
What the fuck are you doing?
Go, go, go, go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Turn the wheel, Drew.
Oh my God.
What are you doing?
Oh my God.
What is this?
We're going.
Break, break, break, break.
Okay, we're right here guys. I know what we do stop break break. I'm on the break
Someone stand by the some of it. Yeah, gilly gilly go sit in between the gate so it stays open
Break break break harder
Look at me look at me shut the fuck up. I don't want to relax. Just relax. No. No fuck you
We pushed it so far, we're not gonna give up now.
We're not gonna give up now.
You son of a bitch.
You can't use fucking-
Just-
You asshole mother of chicken, bro.
Tricker?
What is a chicker?
Tricker.
Tricker.
Bro, that was fucking close, Jay.
Oh, Jesus.
Why is he-
It's got close.
Let's go.
We're gonna push.
On three.
Let's do the last push.
Everyone span it.
Come on.
Three.
Let me know when you guys are ready.
Two.
One.
Go.
Oh my god.
It's right there.
We gotta get him.
Who's gonna push the golf cart?
I have, I have.
We're straight, we're straight.
Re-open it, Gilly.
Come on, Lace.
Walk in.
What do you want to say right now?
What do you want to say?
Get in the hill.
Come on, bro.
Get in the hill.
Gilly, open the gate.
Are you guys are making it?
I think.
Okay.
Alright, stop.
Pause.
Holy shit.
Now you're high like now this one. All right, listen boys. We're doing it. We're doing it
Boys, no boys. We're doing it
Break your phone
Yo, Lacey I
Say we restart brother this for you know, I say we put this all the way down. We push ourselves y'all
I mean, what would uncle want uncle want us to push ourselves. Let's restart
Let's go
Come on guys, come on
Wait gilly don't open it till I say now
three
It's gonna be time perfect though now just open it right now. We're just gonna we're gonna keep going though nobody stop
Ready? Ready? Three, two, one, go!
Come on, through the gate.
I hear you, don't worry.
Okay, don't go, keep going, keep going.
It's still a little bit up, it's almost down.
Break, go away.
No!
What about that?
I just need to fucking get it.
I would have been crazy if we lost battery all at the bottom.
You did it.
We're almost there.
We're not done yet.
We're almost fucking there.
We're not done yet.
We're almost fucking there.
Listen, we can use a lot of momentum going down to hell.
Momentum is you, bro.
No, do not have it here right now.
Why?
What's wrong with this?
You can sit here.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
He just wants to fucking sit down.
Don't make him sit down, bro.
Not my hands are tired.
Let's swap.
I just want to work. I understand.
Okay, here, just go to the right, but keep your front of the break.
Keep your front of the break.
Are you serious? Are you kidding me?
Alright, quick swap.
Bro, what do you mean by serious?
Ready? Three, two, one.
Grenade?
What? Grenade?
What does that even mean?
What the fuck are you doing?
chat everyone say one last push one last push one last push one last push one
ready are you ready yeah I'm ready then you came around I don't give a fuck do
it come here nobody wants to fucking do this besides me well then take the
camera come here take the camera yeah just put your front of the break bro you're
not trying to steer all you have to do is just do this that's not doing that
right push yeah you just hold break yo what the fuck are we waiting for some
people are disabled check I'm ready I'll literally push I don't care it's
Right all you have to do is get above this little baby here, and then it's all momentum
I could just steer it the whole time. I'm not gonna hit it. I'll push you with us. You said
We got so sad
This is the saddest job ever
You guys
Bro
With a heart with a bandage bro, please bro like goddamn
Come on guys.
It's like so sad, man.
This is not what a team is.
Thank you guys. Thank you NMS. Thank you, Gracie Ducks.
Thank you guys. Thank you all bandages with the hearts.
Bandages?
You can actually get fucking bandages in my chat right now.
Let me open up your chat. Let me see.
Yeah, CW wrong. See, this is love.
Bro, we would be done if you just pushed and stopped complaining.
What would onk say right now? You're like, oh, this is Jason from a year from now from the diamonds him
I could smell your gun Titus
Ready on three we're gonna push guys make sure to give me subs to push me through one
Yeah
Come on, don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing.
Don't stop pushing.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
Oh no.
The brakes aren't working.
The brakes aren't working.
The brakes aren't working.
The brakes aren't working.
The brakes aren't working.
The brakes aren't working.
Now this is easy let's go W Ron W fucking Ron let's go I did it I fucking did it
Let's go! I did it! I did it! I did it! Oh my god! W! Oh my god! Let's go! I can't believe I did it!
Yo guys I did it!
Kill yourself!
What?
Guys, guys, just some W Rods.
Guys!
I did it.
You are so fucking Jewish.
Oh, here son of a bitch.
You're actually top three, like you're the fucking king of Israel.
I did it.
I can't believe I did it.
It's off, bro.
I can't believe.
I still can't believe I fucking did it.
Here you go, guys.
I didn't want to play guitar.
Should I kill myself?
That'd be rotten in the chat with the hearts.
Fire, baby.
Oh, they gave me one.
They also gave me an Apple Watch.
What the fuck is this?
I got it.
Let's go. W Ron wrote the bandage to the heart.
Where's the camera?
Lacey bro, you gotta work on pushing.
Lacey, twist the thing again.
Huh?
Relax.
I'm gonna have that.
I got a piano.
Yeah, I got a piano.
You're gonna learn a different song?
Or relearn one away?
I don't know this time.
I can play any song you want.
I've never seen this much. Oh my god. I've got a thousand gifts it bro. Thank you guys bro. Thank you guys so fucking
Bro, appreciate the 50 gifted!
It's actually going in the fucking pool.
Thank you for the 100 gifted!
Set that piano up, it's going in the pool.
Thank you for the 50 gifted!
It's going in the pool.
Bro, thank you so much for the 1000 gifted!
Oh my God, thank you!
You fucking cheater.
You.
I was gonna say something to you, I said you couldn't fucking help us.
I hear him yelling, you alive?
You already make a man or no?
You set that piano up and you start playing, I say it's going in the pool.
going in the pool. It's going off the fucking balcony. That was $1,000. Take it off my fucking
10k bet, bro. Your 10k bet's already paid off. The vibes are pretty good, though, no?
Did we just push that? So boys, like, let's go take this out, maybe we go get a pet. You
You gonna get a burst it?
Oh, I'm not actually gonna put it in, I should be sick.
I feel like an outsider.
Thank you for the 50 gifted 5-it and the 10 gifted key.
And the 5 gifted. Thank you, Steve, we're hard. Thank you.
Holy, that's love, y'all. Appreciate that.
I know I've been working hard. Thank you.
Thank you, y'all.
Y'all boys getting gifted or no?
No.
Y'all are working hard, no?
I hate you.
I need water.
You got water for me?
Uh, I clothed in for a different shift.
Bro, you know what?
Just because you did so good, close your eyes. I got you a gift.
Fuck you.
Oh my God, I got you a gift.
I don't want that.
I'm not giving you this. This is too much.
I don't want to give you this.
I got you a gift.
I got you a gift.
A level bid with the 50 gifted.
Hey, what?
Oh my God.
Thank you, bro.
I just wanted to, yes, I just wanted a little, thank you.
Some gratitude, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
all right well it's a good day at work man fuck bro my legs dude we should have
just taken this like why don't we just take the car I told you bro oh I want
to take the golf cart but I told you bro I'm telling you we would have never
been here if you were just relaxed she's got a fucking freak out y'all he was
freaking out the whole time I'll fucking freak out I'll freak the fuck out
Yeah, bro.
The other thing that's down to doing right now,
I just literally have all the fun out of the world.
And I'm just saying, all the fun.
Can you make a fucking golf cart?
Go.
You'll get your fucking break.
I see you getting water.
Can you serve that shit, bro?
Oh my god.
You see it?
You see it?
You see it?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm not a fan of you.
Fuck this shit.
Thank you for the time, man.
Where's Lula?
We need her.
Fuck.
Ah.
Ah, fuck.
I gotta have a wash, bro.
Ah fuck I got an Apple watch, bro
How many tens boy David a 10 key give it a 10 man
Holy fuck oh shit
I got it is actually a real Apple watch wow
Well, especially bro, that's crazy.
Wait, where's the strap to this?
Wait.
No way, right?
Why the fuck is it just the...
I
Don't go if you push them on the pool right now
Wait, yeah, John get the fucking get it get Ira
I'm getting the fucking pool bro
Shadow, thank you for that 20, man.
Thank you for that fucking 20.
You saw third?
Nah, dude.
Oh my god, we gotta get him in the fucking pool now.
Where's that on?
What the fuck nigga why I'm gonna see no nigga I'm saying
Um
Where's the public area so I can go pick up my luggage is
Yeah, so wait, I don't know if you remember wait
Who was there when we were shopping
Like
No, you're not, no you're not, you love the sunset, Ron.
Yo, um, do you know how to cut pants?
What?
Easy scissors, maybe.
Not out of there, but they have like, sir, like, I'm pretty sure a certain shit, like...
Yeah, tell ya.
Yo, I'm not even talking to you, man.
Like, like, like, sorry for firming that out, man.
No, you see, I'm talking to John.
Cause he actually has swag, man.
He's the dresser.
You see the boom-a-bots he got on right now?
With the supreme back?
Nigga, chill.
You put on a bullseye.
Yo, you're not building your shit here, man.
Let's go to sunset, bro.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
I'm leaving course, you love the Sunset
Love this oh even cool. The Sunset. Oh, bro. We always watch the sunset. He said that all the time
Oh, I'm running the mood to see the sun anymore. Why but you love the boat love this
You've never been pussy if a nail was even threatening to throw you the pool you would have took them
I'm scared of you, that's all the police is doing.
Listen, listen, you're a fucker.
How the fuck do you want me to do something?
No, you've got to do something. You have one on.
I think you might want to get wet.
You might want to see the sunset.
Damn, we've got the strongest butts in every one.
I think you want to see the sunset.
Come on.
The second one is me, and I know how to serve.
Come here.
Get it from the wall.
Come on.
Come on.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What are these the best I can listen to, bro?
Bro, he picked out his own pee file, like...
Is that what?
What?
Taking your pants off.
No, that's true.
I put it there every morning. I could put a speaker to your room and
Be so crazy if one day we all just woke up dead
Brother if you feel me in a poise actually murder that's gets I will sue you
I will try shard us for murder
Goldstein
I'm not one of that buddy any do this I can tell good luck suing me or sure. I have absolutely nothing in my name
Okay, I'll so I'll say that silky tried to kill me
What the fuck you got me right now we have it on camera, so not just as a witness
The fuck you go for the black dog or
Trying to get a court wind around
We should go watch the sunset
No, I'm not, I'm okay.
Look at this, somebody gotta go in the pool.
Let's go wash the sunset.
I'm okay, bro.
No, I'm not gonna wash the sunset, bro.
I'm gonna blow the sunset.
Bro, bro, we love the sunset, bro.
No, no, I don't like sunset.
Bro, come on, bro.
Bro, come on, bro.
I'm gonna blow the sunset.
I think you're talking about all the time.
Wait, what are you saying?
I don't know.
I just blew with your arm yesterday, at the station.
No, no, no, when he kept raising his arm,
he kept raising your arm.
Is it like that?
Oh, and you're thinking about it.
I was stretching it out.
It's the only way to stretch my arm.
You made me drop it. I have it on camera. You made me drop it because you said stop stop stop and then I fell.
Fuck you, Ink.
Now what if I said fuck you, Ink?
Fuck you, Ink.
Bro, Ron, just put the keyboard in here, bro.
Because honestly, we're missing the separation right now.
I'm cool. I can't swim.
I'm saying watch the sunset no you want to throw me in a pool when you know that I physically can't swim cuz I only have
One arm so you are trying to murder you're trying to commit a murder
There's the list you trying to get there's people with no limbs that can swim first of all
I'm not trying to put you in the pool
Usually watch that by yourself while you're at it jump off the fucking loose Wow
Wow
piece of shit
Fine, bro. I'll watch it by myself.
Yeah, I'll watch it by myself.
I just wanted to watch the sunset, bro.
I'm not even gonna watch it, bro. It's fine, man.
I just wanted to watch the sunset, but all my friends...
Everybody think I'm trying to put storm in the pool and all, man.
I'm gonna watch the stream.
What's that?
What's happening, man?
Bro, let me get the guitar.
Let me get the guitar.
You hot?
No.
Yeah.
You wanna watch the sunset one?
For what?
For when you're gonna put us off?
Yeah.
Where you going?
No?
Oh.
I mean, I'm a tryer though.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, sister.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck, am I gonna break something?
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
Open it like J.
Yeah, yeah.
Why is it not opening?
Oh.
Oh, there's a latch on the back.
There's a latch on the back, I guess.
Damn.
Come back.
Where is he?
Can we get a chair?
Or...
Yeah, I'm gonna shit it.
You look like a stool in a bar stool.
You're gonna bring the case out so you get donations too?
Yeah, you gotta come.
Old copy come right there.
If you can grab that, John.
You need to keep that up for me?
Yeah. Thanks, John.
Uh, pull this up and he'll let you know.
Okay.
How do you do it?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Let's fuck!
I can't even enjoy the fuck just like that.
You know what, take the drink.
Jesus.
He's on the plate.
You got the music.
That's awesome.
That's how much you say it.
Who's fucking streaming shit, bro?
Yes, sir.
We're two-ball. I would never let a nigga talk to me like that.
Where's monkey?
Over there.
Why are you looking at me?
You said follow that.
You won't even look over you.
You look as if you're dead, I mean.
Who's screaming?
Oh, the boys.
Now get the fuck out.
Never gonna leave you.
Never gonna leave you.
And I still wander in my sight.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Is it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shut the fuck up, you little shit!
What the fuck's up with you?
Are you laughing at me?
Is that what you said was joke?
We had a long day
At Guitar Center
We pushed a golf cart
Up the hill
And then went her, it's summertime now and the sun is setting.
The spurs are playing so well, and they see spedding.
My favorite colors blue and bronzers and turtie.
Look at that, I swear I didn't know how to play these songs.
Please, please bro.
What the fuck?
I'm playing, you see me playing a fucking guitar, you know.
Yo, when you become so mean and tough, you're gonna have to be so mean or something.
Me just
Let me see
How did you come in a fucking show cold
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm on the floor, I'm on the floor, I'm on the floor.
Nah, you guys can't get each other on the floor though.
You guys look like you don't even got it like that though.
Why is he wet?
Why is Jason a wet?
Wait, did you go in?
Shut the fuck up!
I'm asking why you're wet!
Why is it, how do you do it?
It's a show bro.
It's a show.
He's got real-life anger management, his initial response is to put me in a headlock.
It's easy, it's easy to read.
It's ungodly.
It's great bullshit.
Get the fuck, get the fuck in!
Get the fuck in.
Fuck this shit.
I'll leave it for you.
Fuck you, bro.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, bro.
fuck this shit. they play too much bro.
fuck you.
Me and you are bouncing tonight.
I don't wanna go anymore, bro.
Believe it, bro.
Fuck this shit.
You play too much, bro.
Thank you for the hundred gifted, thank you, Bill, thank you for the hundred gifted.
I don't know how to get there.
Man, you're fucking crazy.
Yeah
Thank you for the hundred, bro
Thank you
John you gave him I was horny like I was gonna do it myself
But then I was here so fucking give me and the circuit give it a run and then Ron did it
But then I didn't tell him to do it. I told what the fuck is up with you. Yeah, I told him to hold it
I was so would you bro. What you mean? She's not funny, bro. It's not funny
I didn't do shit. I'm on your side, bro. I'll show you bro
I'll tell you
I don't have a mouth anymore. So fuck is wrong with you
I'm giving the balloon because I couldn't hold chat I have to reach out for you
There's so much shit going on so you'll hold the balloon for me the fuck is wrong with you, bro
Boy, I didn't do that shit to you. I was on your side, bro
I was gonna slide for you, but then I didn't want to let go of chat. I
Would never do that shit to you. It's just annoying bro. I didn't do shit
I already told you you could beat the fuck out of silky bro. You could beat the fuck out of anyone
It's not even Marlon, but like
You know how to do shit?
What bro
What
Fuck this shit, bro
I'm pouty because I don't want to fucking get get get fucking water on me
Listen, bro, all I'm gonna say is fucking water balloons.
You're talking crazy.
You're talking crazy.
He was, like, trying to dangle water balloons in the city space.
So he was like, I'll do you worse than Jason.
And I didn't know, bitch, I'll do you worse than Jason.
And I was like, Jason didn't do shit.
Jason didn't do shit to me.
He was like, I don't even pull myself.
I guess I didn't put him in a headlock.
I'm just telling you.
Tell you what they're saying.
But, um...
Oh, yeah?
Okay, I'm gonna start breaking shit, he said that for real, he said that for real, he said
that for real.
Hey man, let's do this like man bro, I'm gonna get the gloves.
and
Yeah, where's the glass?
Oh, I know where some people come from.
I would have to look around for them.
Where's the gloves, Bill?
You're out here?
I don't see them.
Yeah.
I guess they're down here.
I'm going to have to help you out.
I got a big one.
What?
I'm snitchin.
Oh, God.
I already snatched.
Oh, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I already got a big one.
Oh, you got a buzz here?
No.
The camera's cut.
It's up.
Oh, he's done.
Aw, he's got gloves, bro.
You're not putting on gloves, man.
I'm not doing that.
Oh.
See, John was like, I'm just gonna be a good guy here.
John was like, word for word.
He's like, ah, Suki, Suki, come here.
I don't want to take the blame, but I want to do it.
So he's like, I'm not doing that.
I know a real dealer who's going to do that.
So Suki came to me, gave me the water balloons,
and said, I'm gonna grab his guitar.
Smash him.
Where's my denti set that?
I didn't say I'm gonna grab his guitar.
Smash it.
First of all, no.
You said, you crazy.
You said, they set me up.
They set me up.
The niggas said I don't want to wet his guitar.
I said, okay, if you're really a demon.
I said that.
You said you don't want to wet his guitar.
I said that, my guitar.
What is your guitar?
So you put down his guitar when you had it.
Somebody took it out of my hand.
My hair is in my stomach.
No, they didn't.
They probably were getting gloves, he said.
He don't want to put gloves on me.
I said, I'm not going to.
I told you, he needs you.
Oh, okay.
Is it good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know the code to it?
I am standing.
No, they're making me look crazy. That's what's happening.
No, they're making me look crazy.
So, they're not just making me look crazy.
I thought we ended actually in 2024.
And all of a sudden, oh, you're mad for what?
A little water? What? What?
What did you do to squander that up to you?
I told Ron. Then they get started dealing with my face.
I said, I'm not going to do him.
Late worse. Wait, I thought Gilliam had to get the guitar.
Gilliam, did you have the guitar?
They put it in the case.
You're going crazy out here, but I was like, oh, why are you about to see right?
Because I stopped to see the 2024 this 2026, right? I said stop making me look crazy.
Now I told him, I was like, bro, I'm not gonna lie, but you do the same thing to me,
King. I'm gonna do your worst. But I didn't, I didn't think that you would get mad over that.
I'm not gonna lie. But that's why now I see why I'm killing the playing the guitar, singing a song.
You know what he did? You know what he did?
You know what he did?
You smashed on my fucking head.
You used our friendship to manipulate me.
That's what he did.
You fucking...
I got my delivery.
You fucking...
You fucked up my finger.
I got the...
We didn't even think he was going to smash the water on his head like that.
I agree.
I thought he was...
You literally said smash the water on his head.
I said...
You told him you'd act with Mark.
No, I'm not making myself look crazy now.
Now you're making me look crazy.
I told you to smash it on his head.
You said...
I said smash it on his head.
You...
You...
Yeah, they'll let him.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Imagine if it was water, it doesn't grow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's that?
What the fuck, bro?
What they said?
What?
What, bro? What?
Not at all.
What happened?
Not at all.
So you don't want to bounce me tonight?
Time to move, bro.
Oh my God, you're using this? Oh my God, he's using this? Oh, this is Jason Clive.
I got an animation for him!
Now for Bear Breaks!
No, no.
I'm down, I'm down.
Come on, Jake.
Jake, come on, bro.
Jake!
Okay.
Well, maybe I was coming to know.
Oh, what, no, we're reacting, no, we're reacting.
Oh, we didn't water the row.
We didn't have any water, no, we're reacting, huh?
Remember, we're fucking reacting.
That's that's respect.
That's his name.
That's how we do it in front of him, bro.
That's just all around the rest of the street.
Bro, Jay, bro.
Bro, Jay, let's go.
Hey, Jay!
I'm not anyone, bro.
So why would you talk to me, Jay?
Hey, Jay.
Jay!
Jay!
But Jay!
But Jay, don't want to be like
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Does this block work?
No.
No, Jason.
No, Jason.
Don't open the main back.
No, Jason.
No.
Jason, you can't open this.
Yeah, I'm going to sit down.
Have you made my knee?
You want to do my arm muscle today?
Let's do it.
Do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to sit down?
You want to sit to the groups?
No?
How about us all?
Oh.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, he's trying to fight somebody.
Me?
Yeah, fight the fucking cripple.
You look at me.
That's what my man is.
You can't fight wrong, look at him.
Ha ha ha!
You're my favorite gamer, I'm sorry.
I had a lot of dead hands or full.
Dead only hands or full.
You gotta do some outlandishness.
It's no way about that.
That's my good judge.
Suki, I'm not fighting him.
I can admit when I get my ass beat, you can't.
Oh, shit.
King, you're scared to even get the touch, King.
You want him to get your ass beat?
You're a good gas lighter manipulator, but you wouldn't...
How? I wouldn't fight him.
I'm gonna be honest. Me, at least, me, and Roger admit like...
Yeah, we could have...
walk away. Just walk away, bro. Walk away.
Let's go join the Sunset together, bro.
Let's go get the guitar.
Where you going?
I mean, dead ass, bro.
You're on fucking believable, bro.
Bro, I didn't do anything.
You're on believable, bro.
I was just holding that bitch.
I didn't initiate anything.
You're on believable, bro.
I was gonna have a little cute moment in you and me,
and then Tuki's like, all right, bet.
So I gave it to him.
And then he gave it wrong.
You know, imagine the edits.
It would have been like, oh, John and Jason play
fight with a balloon.
Ah, you know?
I need some firewood in the adapter.
I'm not a kid.
Go Dad.
I'm Dad, I need you bro.
I'm Dad, I need you bro.
I need you, bro.
I
Yeah, bro, are you I need you bro
I need you bro. Just like brick with brats. He's my vice like actually
I'm live though.
Can I come in just for two seconds?
We should talk on the phone right here.
Alright.
So...
Um...
I was watching the sunset.
And it's playing a guitar scene a song with my friends watching sunset. I was pretty happy
You know life's pretty good nothing to be mad about right?
Then John talks to silky on the side. Oh, I got some water balloons. I got some water balloons, bro
You know do it. That's not your body. That's okay says all this on my body, but that's you
And it gives the water balloons of Ron
and I'm oblivious to all this and
And Ron just fucking smacks two water balloons on my head and then I get mad put him in a toe cold
Then then he jumps in the pool and then and then I walk away mad and then the whole chat stand
Oh, you're you're a fake mad. You're overreacting bro. It's just water like
Like basically yeah, yeah, bro. Like I don't know how to feel bro. I don't know how to feel like
I would you feel like I just I just I don't know, bro
Yeah, yeah, that was after that that was after that
Yeah, bro, and I just turned 22 team and bro as a grown man
Do I just let that happen and laugh it off? What like like is that what I am the fucking laughing stock?
Just fucking old water in my head. Haha, bro
like like or do I or do I put him in a choke hold and then and then he's like
old oh he tapped out and then he jumped to the pool and then everything's okay
now I don't know bro I don't know you don't feel like the scales are balance
and I don't know bro I don't know you think you think you think I'm overreactive
What would you do?
It's more.
I'm crying.
Yeah.
Tell me, bro.
Hold on, I gotta go, bro.
Did you just snitch to CEO?
CEO and tell him?
Bro, I need to confide my feelings into somebody.
Alright, how does it rate sound?
You get it?
Look out this way.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's right.
You got to walk a silky gave her on the water balloon
Well, cuz I'd never seen like you're dead as a fighter your style you got silky scared about
Like that's some shit. Well work. That's some shit. Well work
Sorry
Take on the small guy like, you know, I'm gonna be my I'm gonna ask me
He's gonna be his ass. That's a quick take on the smoke. Okay. I never said I wanted to punch you game
Well, you could I said
Wouldn't I do that? Yeah, yeah
Hey, the ice man is the nice man now I'm hot and cold you said it ice man used to be the nice man now time cold
We don't give a fuck brother nigga
I
Didn't see him take a water balloon smash on his head. He's he his eyes. Yo, I see this people just go like this
His pupils were like this. He chased the nigga down
You know you follow me, right?
He chased the nigga down. He grabbed him like this body fucking neck sat him on the ground
And he was like, you know what? That's not enough. He brought him back up
went around the entire boy did a lot this little lap with a sticker in his
fucking arm he took a grown man's neck in his fucking arms and did a lap around
the pool when it's side it starts at one feet my bad I'm sorry when it's side it
starts at one feet he went to ten feet and dropped him in a pool he got back
out he dropped him back in he said that's not enough went to his car got his
clothes put it in his face I said somebody needs to get this and Ron said
my buddy you brought all the money closer and it's not being really spitty no
no it's fine and Ron said that's okay I don't want to give my ass a beat
you know life good man oh now this is about to go down right now
I know it gives him a reaction. I don't know what to do
So I'm pretty sure he started with you giving you the gloves
He said
He brought the gloves out and put it in my face. I wasn't even there at the car yet. I was walking towards the car
He's dick sucking his way
I told you I would literally wear Jason down go five rounds with Jason and you could fight him after those five rounds
And you still would not do it
You're pussy
How do you not buy Jason after five rounds? You're pussy nigga
Put your clothes on stop ducking him. You're a grown man, nigga
You scared to get hit your pussy stop living your life on the edge to do your pussy nigga
You're pussy you're pussy you're pussy
Oh my god
fuck
Actually, you know that's gonna be so mad at a nigga could that fucking took you out put you in a fucking pool
Bring it back up. So you are again go get it. Let's go to your face. I said yo, I want to fight you say no
You're gonna be here. What the fuck?
You a man or your bitch?
Go do something. Look up. Fuck suit up
The fuck so give me mad
He's on a temperature.
He just tries to gas.
You guys want to sit here for another 30 seconds?
I'm going to swap the TV back here.
No, he's dead ass not alive.
I am alive.
I'm looking at that right now.
What?
You guys all just grab your ankles. I think cord you guys would be cord and you can't grab his ankles
Yeah, actually also, I don't think you can do that. I can definitely grab my ankles and spell one
You always talk about put on the gloves, but I haven't saw you grab your ankles and spell run once that's it's weird
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you while I'm doing it to
Tell me that is gonna make you feel better if I grab my fucking ankles and sit there say oh, yeah, are you in thank you?
Thank you. Thank you
No, I know I bow yo
Well, I know I bow if none of you is going on a watch
Like real tall like no screaming or nothing. I notice he's all he's on hot for Marlon's not here
You know does that so oh, yeah Marlon put it on me. I watch Jason be no Marlon
You know who else is it here from this place? Oh my god. I don't want to talk about that. That's not gonna work
You know what the matter is
What's that?
Sadly sorry
I'm sorry, I was taking your life
Go ahead so
I actually blacked out
I'm sorry, I'm almost taking it like.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That was too much.
I'm sorry, I'm blacked out.
I told you, did I tell you?
I see it as people in his eyes, they went mad and small.
He turned around and he kicked me.
Look at that.
Come here.
Come here.
I'm crying.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He made my thing go off.
She was crazy.
Sorry Paul, it was too raw.
I might have to get it. He actually might have to like autism.
Man, I'll do this.
Someone make you a gift.
Not a good bottle.
Man, I'm dead.
Oh my god, two gifts in ten seconds?
I think I just broke my body.
I got something to help.
I mean, you know what?
I told you, for what, I didn't even do nothing to you.
Nigga, what good's one to do nothing to me?
Nigga, one to do nothing to nobody, he's just gonna die.
No, bro, now you do it some more.
So you're gonna throw the gloves on with me?
Oh, what? Okay, let's go. What?
What do you wanna do? What?
What?
Let's go right out.
Oh, shit, you crazy?
And that is gonna throw the gloves right after.
Stop being a pussy for the nigga.
Open the door.
Okay, go, hurry up and go.
Oh, little.
Fuck it in the lips, bro.
Mount Bart, Mount Bart?
Mount Bart?
You want a Mount Bart?
I don't want to.
Let me in the bed.
it's over.
Jason, Jason, you got me.
Who told you to come out of there?
Who was it who was right back home?
Who was this?
You were told.
You got Jason going crazy.
We've lost him.
You're not back?
I don't know.
I'm just a body, bro.
Let's do by a game, bro
I have one like right here he actually he actually
Not he matter, but gosh now I get through the buzzer too, so
I
Keep saying a little baby. I'm a pussy for nothing Jason just like
These though, she got real blood on it, bro. Oh, is that for me when I punch you
I was gonna frame these brown. Yeah, we have all from when he was like white be a shit
That was the only 16 that I asked.
Yep.
Damn.
Fuck it.
These are 16?
You have 16 too?
No, those are mine.
These are 16, right?
Oh.
I mean, we do it when body starts on me.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's see if that's how it works.
Hi, Descendeth.
There's no sparring back.
Okay, these are not 16.
Are you sure?
Pretty positive.
Pretty sure these are 12, no?
Fuck it.
Ah, that's a dog, isn't it?
He's giving me 12.
You're saying the kids are saying they're 16?
No, I'm saying because it's 12.
Yeah, it's...
I had a piss.
Bring your ass out of the box, right?
Oh, yeah, you did, boss.
Yeah.
Too much for that.
I'm excited to see this.
I'm excited.
I got front row tickets I got to put on a brown shirt apparently I'm down next
I'm just waiting patiently for my turn
Bro go record your streamer dude
It's pissing bro
Go get him
Nah
You got a sense of just predicament
Nah I was just trying to be cute with him and then you were a demon I'll give it to you
to you. You would need me tomorrow.
I'll be right back.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand your problems, bro.
You got nice tires on your floor, bro.
Thanks, bro.
Just let me know. I need $285,000 back if you do.
I just need the tires.
Why do I see...
an odd camera?
go get your streamer dude boy he's pasting go find your streamer dude
All right, all right, all right, I bet.
You all right?
What was that for?
I mean, I gotta put on the gloves after.
Him?
Well, who?
I have to with you, I guess.
I'm with whatever, bro.
You gotta do it.
I'm down. I'm down. I'm standing.
Well, what, you want next?
What's he?
If I had two arms, I would put them both on right now and not knock your bitch ass out.
Really?
I don't know, you know the stormings?
Really?
Son, you know the stormings?
Really?
It's lightning and thunder.
Really?
Really?
Really?
What are you talking about?
Where's Sissy?
I hope there's no fucking hepatitis in this.
He's getting a fit, bro.
That's Sissy.
That's Sissy.
Why the fuck is there silver?
What is this?
Say I'm a God you...
The other sweats that I have it goes over my shoes.
You put them on my...
Yo, what is that? What is that, bro?
Bro.
Bro, bro, you put them on my shoes.
Man, you want me to trip on my fucking sweats?
It's fine, bro.
Are you good, bro?
It's just funny, it's just funny, bro.
It's funny.
You put on fucking WWE, my life's worse.
WWE.
They're boxing swords?
When did you get those?
I put it on.
You put on basketball shoes or you dead ass?
You want me to just snap my ankle?
What, bro?
No, it's not.
What, bro?
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, bro.
You're beating me up, you're beating me up, bro.
Huh?
What's this?
No.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
No, yeah.
You sure?
If you talk to me, I look like you want to talk.
Whoa, I know that look.
I know that look.
What's going on?
I can literally just sit here and not say a word to the guys.
You sure?
Get your feet, bro.
Oh, I'm gonna...
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I don't want you to put the dogs on, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Now I'm gonna put on the deck and put you up because you keep trying to face it.
You guys going 100% or not?
You gotta thank the colors that's giving me a point.
It's a fucking spar, bro.
You guys are talking shit.
You don't want a box!
I don't understand.
I can put you in the box.
Holy shit.
You mean the niggas got two?
I think I'm gonna put you here.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go!
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Yo, after me, we're all going to camp.
No, we can't.
No, no, no.
Yo, where is the butcher?
What do you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Hey, I said
Oh my god
What do you want
You know three that's like I did five
Yeah, I did five last time.
Now, I'm looking at 230, and then I just hit it.
Where is that?
Whatever.
Two minutes.
Two minutes and 30.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna talk about the good move and the bad move.
One second.
How do you really make a difference on the wall today?
Oh, shit.
This is not awesome enough.
You've been away for a long time.
This is not good.
Really?
This is not a good one.
All right, whenever he has ready.
Who's new to actually fire?
Who's new to actually fire?
Who's new to actually fire?
Who's new to actually fire?
Alright, ready?
Ready? Alright, go. Three minutes time.
Alright.
That's me.
I like that.
Thank you for the food, man.
All right.
Get it boys.
What's this?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you just...
What?
What?
This way!
This way!
This way!
What's right there?
This way!
This way!
One minute.
One second.
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Damn!
That was a good one.
I guess so. Not many gloves.
You told me I have to, right?
We'll get back and have a look at it.
We will go up there and go.
We will go home and get some cream and kebab on our breakfast.
Come on, fall.
You've never worked with my chest before.
Yeah.
What's up?
You got to come with me.
Huh?
You got to come with me.
So that's what you do?
I think I'll get nice.
And if we get nice?
I should get nice.
Ron?
He's actually getting nice.
Well, I'm sitting at home, right?
Huh?
Well, I'm sitting at home.
I'm sitting at home.
I'm sitting at home.
I'm sitting at home.
I'm sitting at home.
I'm sitting at home.
Well, I'm sitting at home and getting nice.
I'm walking.
A lot for one-eat-so-fourth.
This is real.
But.
Well, we get better than nothing.
You at least see how they're breaking his arm.
Can't use it.
Scary shit.
Don't let his ass around because it has his defense.
Don't let ass.
You realize that if I had some beans,
so Jason, Jason, Jason's looking at light on you.
If that was me and Jason's fault,
I'm not trying to be an asshole,
You literally got a grumble.
What about?
What about?
What about you?
You would have broke my ribs?
I would try not to, but like me 50% is perfect here, isn't it?
Yeah.
Not a bunch of that.
Not a bunch of that.
Like I would have been like slow motion and then would have cut to like an X-ray of your
ribs and would have like.
Oh my God, I ripped the part.
Damn.
But at least you guys didn't spoil it.
Duke wasn't even trying.
Huh?
How are you going to ask me and I told you game why would you start your fucking stream
at 2 PM?
Who won that sparring?
There's no winning spars.
I mean no, at least that's my third winner.
So who do you think won?
I mean, just diving up to it?
Stop.
I mean, obviously, someone won.
They didn't just do it for fun.
Obviously, they're playing to win.
But they're humbled, so they're going to say,
you don't spar to win.
I mean, it's just true.
Oh, so he won.
I never go for a winner.
I go for you serving the blade.
So you lost.
I mean, they said that I lost multiple times.
I mean, I don't necessarily want to say that I lost to them.
You actually go to the footage, and you actually see the hits versus blocks.
They got a little different. Let me see your body.
Let me see your body.
Oh, your ribcage's coming out right here.
Did I do this? No way.
No, no, no. I've been at it.
Oh, you've been at it?
That's from the little fries.
That's from the fucking tube.
That looks a little fries.
It's yours.
Let me not go here to see I'm black.
That's true.
What the fuck?
That's true.
Sure
Once I get this cat's off and I get back in the ring
Because I seen you when you do you like a little right hook and I'm a little fake punch shit
You did I
Train market. I used to be okay. I think you'll get good and you lose weight nice eyes
I trade box for three months. I was actually tell I was gonna fight
You don't have to lie to me.
You're your mate.
And you have a girlfriend, you know.
You don't have to lie to no girls.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it up.
You all good?
Might as well, you guys, you guys,
just do a little core handshake.
You might as well.
You all good?
Yeah, thank you, sir.
Don't try to say he's cool, because he won't fight himself.
It's okay, dude.
You did dodge after you tried to put the gloves on,
I'm gonna try to put it on with me. You try to put on with Jay.
You gotta pull that one thing out of your mouth.
Come on, brothers.
Come on, guys.
Come on, good.
Oh, I know this voice.
Bro, everything I'm doing right now is wrong.
Damn!
Oh, yeah.
I'm a god. I built piano.
I've been trying for the last three hours.
I'm not going to try to say, yo, what are you doing for the live, like, oh, he's trying
Not mine, no none of that.
It's that.
What?
If you're fucking gonna puce me a body on me,
then I'm gonna ask that.
Not mine?
That little, huh, that little,
one right hook.
This, hold on, this one actually hurt.
Nah, nah, I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna, like, with 16 you don't feel shit.
You got eight?
I don't have eight ounces.
I wanna see somebody, I'm always so good.
I'm always so good.
How does Ashley feel like pillows?
Does to everybody?
Now, we want to leave them with the 60 ounce.
When you get a good punch, a dead ass takes away stamina.
So like, when you get that pussy in my shit,
and you see it usually like, oh, water right here?
I was like, thank god, you guys got right here?
So he got 12's?
Who's that?
I thought these are 16's.
Wait.
Wait, these guys are like the 12's.
Wait, let's just say that like I don't say literally like right here
Wait, I see my shit right here
No, I ever last did they just say
You want to
You felt it though, you felt it, you felt it, I'm trying to hit you, you felt it though.
I didn't feel shit.
You felt it.
I just said 16 don't feel like shit.
I see what my punch is about.
What?
Are you kidding me?
That's my rib cage.
What?
What?
Look, look, it's right right there.
Are you retarded?
That's just my fucking stomach.
Let me see if I'm bleeding again.
Huh?
The last time I punched you so hard I started bleeding.
I don't feel shit.
I thought those were 16 the way you was punching me.
It's actually not
He came the next day he can't use a yo, so I guess
Wait what? Thank you wrong for the raid bro. Wait, did you read or is this is this a
No, what did y'all do?
Well, he's on the radio, he's on the music.
He's on the radio, he's on the music.
And you know that's nice.
Well, I thought he was building a piano.
Wait, what happened?
He's building a piano.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is great. Thank you.
Wait, what? I thought he was building a piano.
Well, the headlock was too much to hang on.
His chat was spamming baby rage?
No, no, that's why I said, that's why I said, oh, no, this the guy she blacked out just now.
Bro, what?
My fucking neck went into my body.
Back through your head.
So that's why I was like, okay.
I thought there were eggs.
I thought there were eggs.
And usually, you have to know how to do a hair done while looking at a little sit too.
Yeah, I mean, mom.
I thought there were eggs.
I don't know.
You guys can't switch gloves.
What?
You guys can't switch gloves.
What?
I'm just saying, if he has the 12 ounces, you have to be careful.
What?
If he has a 12 ounce and you have the heavier gloves, that's not fair because he's actually been training
Like I'm fair. I'm fair to you because he's like he's been training and he has an advantage
That's not awesome. I'll do you bare knuckles and me with gloves
I'll do one hand
We do one hand. We both don't have training. We both do we do one. I'll leave now. We don't have a mom here
Hello, huh? Oh
Oh
Your mom doesn't even live here. Hey, what do you mean you coming?
Dolls out here
Who
What's not on the phone?
Well, it's the one is
You get understand with my wrist the way it works the way it hurts. If I turn my body it's gonna hurt
Hi, the body shots
I
Do your arm up all yesterday
So to do it again, and it was the body shot
That's just fucked up if you punch a dude in a book, he'll have some capacity.
Whatever this shit is healed, just don't even close your eyes, turn your face and I'm going to say you'll shoot up.
That's all I'm not going to say, nothing else to you.
All I took was took it, shoot up.
And just know that when that does happen, this wrist, 36 months to heal.
Oh my god!
Three to six months for a baby fracture?
Not a baby fracture.
It's foreign ligament.
Why, you said axe.
From standing up and hitting a table?
No, I'm much better forked.
Holy fuck.
See, if you got so excited for the food,
the niggas say, ah!
God damn it!
Niggas say I had a fucking retreat!
Of...
Of...
Of...
Niggas, what's up?
You're still in camera.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I was on a...
I was on a...
Weird diet for a little while.
You could get nice, bro.
I don't want to come in.
No, bro.
You could, though.
Dude, these are way lighter.
Come on, come on.
They get a lot nicer.
I don't even, I wouldn't even fight anybody.
Because I just feel like I just, I would feel bad for hurting someone.
But you don't feel bad at even a snap in your desk, Jason?
No.
Don't feel bad at all.
He's gonna get an opportunity to be in the Lifetime game, he's gonna get an opportunity to be in the Lifetime game.
He's gonna be not branded as a Fortnite stream anymore, he's gonna be IRL, doing shit that's IRL, retirement.
Or he's gonna be using it as a training card, so he can do multiple things with this.
What if he shit knocks you out? That would be crazy.
I don't think it's gonna happen.
You're fucking wasting your time here, buddy.
Hey, hey, come here.
Come here.
At all.
Listen.
Su-su-su-su-su-su.
Get him a little more.
Upper-cut him.
Someone should try to crack Jason.
No way, this thing, you want Royce.
What?
I've been in the gym.
If Jason was on Royce's gig, trust me, he would not have hip dips. She's good.
I was a hip dip.
Hey, hey Trillettes!
Wait, Joe.
You were talking to me too, boy.
Relax.
What was that?
Your waist size.
You're not in them sizes yet, boy.
What was the size of your waist?
So am I.
Really?
For real?
I've got them 34.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You gotta remember, he had the grandma butt.
So, like, he's square.
Like, he's straight square.
He built like SpongeBob.
Like, you know, look at him.
You gotta jump when you put jeans on.
Yo.
That's not wrong, though.
I don't remember the last time you did that.
How did he fall?
That is insane.
Oh my god.
And he's out.
No, that's his entire body fracture.
Yo, there's no way, right?
There's no way.
Dude, you gotta stop playing around.
That cuts you.
That cuts you.
What is that?
We'll push this in and run out.
It's all...
It's all...
You're good.
You're good.
Oh, shit, I can't get it out of here.
Ah, fuck.
Oh, my god, this is real.
Damn, what?
What's the matter?
You know what I did?
I said like this first.
So it doesn't go straight in.
Me?
I didn't.
How does it get my shot?
How does it get my shot?
How does it get my shot?
How does it get my shot?
How are you looking at me?
Oh, I see the light.
How are you looking at me in my eyes while I'm stabbing you?
Just kill me.
But you didn't look shocked.
I didn't kill you.
Take my chain right off my neck and walk.
Why don't you suck at all?
I mean, I, I, I, you look like, you look like, you look like, you look like, oh yeah, of course, thank you.
I mean, huh?
I would have been more surprised if Jason tried to stab me than you.
Why the fuck would I stab you?
Well, I'm not going to lie, that's the bullshit.
It's similar like an entrance to a fucking roller coaster, you know?
That makes sense, that's exactly what it is.
Holy shit.
And why did he put it in the name?
He put me 25 years old this year.
And you know what he said in the group chat
when we asked him about it?
He said, he said, love it papas with lip emojis and harp faces.
And then he sent a selfie of himself.
He sent a selfie of himself?
He sent last night.
He said a selfie of himself with a collar and said,
Mog or not?
I mean, actually, it looked like 25 years old.
He looked good, though.
He does look good, but he's not good.
Well, he's not good.
What the fuck?
He mod you to oblivion, so.
Multiple times, absolutely.
A silk frame of you and Marlon next to each other
got 100,000 likes.
A silk frame of you and Marlon next to each other.
Just one photo.
Wait.
I didn't hit you all the time.
You hit me.
You got 100,000 likes and I'll throw one.
She reposed her lucky chance.
A picture.
A silk photo.
Without a hundred thousand likes, okay, but why don't you talk about I'm only gonna mark by Jixie that has a million likes
See that's the
Do it you you just going around
Why would I say I'm bad
Take knife like that. You know the stereotypes like around the world. I just feel like it's pre and safe
Make a life as I'm saying
Put these back in my car
And the blood came off
Dude, this is really my own blood, bro.
A new corps member.
His knife is fake, sir.
Don't worry.
What?
What is wrong with this thing, though?
Hold us a day.
Four.
Uh, four.
Sayyid.
Oh, where's one?
Thank you.
Bro, we missed the sunset.
We missed the sunset.
We missed the sunset.
Oh
Bro we missed the sunset
No.
Ah, man, chat.
Chat.
These are the gloves I'm gonna fuck Asian Jeff up with.
These comp here or not?
No, that's shit. That shit looks good inside.
Holy fuck, bro. I was bleeding so bad.
There's the same shoes you wear with KSI, no and yeah, but no, I just blushed
But a lot that one from a veggie
This is where one of our portables went bro. Oh, I think I've lens caps in here too much. We'll grab it
Just mad over here
That's good bro
I wish we were doing 16 though 16 I feel so slow with 16s like I'm throwing but
without them I feel like I feel like I'm moving but 16 I feel heavy as fuck
Maybe I should grab Charles for you and Silky
Huh, maybe you should grab falls
So I'm seeing life for Asia
That's for me oh
You order some shit I guess
bouncer said
Let me sit down on my PC and see what the Bob's out brown
I'm gonna be honest. They threw another party yesterday. It should be the sausage fest. It was like
Yeah, it was like probably like everyone was telling me that oh they're like max like ten girls and then max ten girls
And it was like fucking 80 dudes in there 80 dudes
And they got a trouble about a limbo, because I'm in the group chat with a limbo, and she sent like 50 texts and like me.
There's literally another one though.
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
A shirt?
How many black t-shirts, bro?
You know washing machines exist, right?
These are one of the dumps for me, dude. I don't wear... I don't breathe.
That's how you move in?
Bro, he doesn't wash his black T's. He just buys new ones. Those are all black T's.
I don't know what you're saying though.
No. Yes, when you wash them, it gets, first of all, it gets a like a different material.
It's like softer and it doesn't fit the same.
Uh, well, I'm a Schmedium, so I like that.
What about a small medium?
Yeah, so that I began mediums and then after the wash, then it fits right here.
This right here, these 50 black T-shirts, guess how much?
Guess.
Like 30 bucks?
47 dollars.
Oh, that's pretty good.
No brand, no brand, the straight, the straight back.
My piece, yup.
And his last, his last be like,
What you needed that bro?
No, bro, after I got knocked down,
I wanted to punch on someone so bad, bro.
Knocked down.
Yeah, got knocked down.
You did well.
Oh, I'm talking about right now, nigga.
Oh yeah, no, I feel way better.
I see you don't want to get that, yeah.
Feel way better, bro.
You gotta get that, you know,
you just punch on something you good.
No, at the end I just started.
No, you need to keep my back shut.
Nigga, you trying to let everything out.
Nigga, you get it, change it, nigga.
No, I don't know, I lost time down here.
As long as you're not me, I don't see you on the good.
But if my body collides, it's gonna show you I'm not a lot.
I gotta get out.
We gotta get out of here.
If you make my body full, I'll straight you out.
No way, it was 16 years it possible, though.
You gotta keep it in.
Well, stop hating on this shit, bro.
Let him be a roller coaster.
That's the ass up roller.
Welcome to the Silver Soap Room.
I can't get out of here.
You should have put it inside his room.
That's right in the entrance when people walk into the house.
The Niggas just did have to put like a green sleeve right here.
And like make it look like Niggas is inside a fucking political,
like I'm about to go into a political.
The thing is though, when he's live, that doesn't even show.
What is the point of that?
The Niggas is in a Marlin's room or something.
He literally never shows that.
He literally never shows that.
He never is never going to show that.
I don't know what that would be, because you're sitting there.
Yeah.
Three Peaks.
Yeah, he's gone for three weeks, man.
What?
It's a little Europe.
What do you mean Europe's a little Europe?
Why would he leave?
I don't know.
No one that Lacey's going to miss him,
that Lacey just came back.
Yeah, that's kind of fucked up now you say.
Let me say it, bro, I'm your man.
And I know that if you love me the most,
I will not just leave right after you come back.
If I was just gone for a week and a half,
and I came back, you wouldn't just leave right away.
Hell no, bro.
Nigga, I was taking, I was dead.
I was supposed to go see my family, but I was like, you know what?
Nah, I'm gonna stay, just so I make sure I see Lacey, that's my man's.
Yeah, right?
You want to marry me for two days to pick up luggage?
I mean, it's a day, but I mean, I, bro, I didn't have to do that.
No, I should've been there for like, dead ass, like, I'm on my way.
Like two days, though?
What is it?
You shipped the luggage?
I'm gonna, right, I'm gonna lay in there in the night, and then I leave the next day.
Wait, but isn't it cheaper to just ship the luggage and take it home?
Hell no!
Nigga, do you know what happens if the luggage is over 70 pounds?
No, it's not.
No, it's not, brother.
It's cheaper than two fights.
Two flights.
Nigga, I'm taking one flight to Miami to go into New York.
Hey, what do you say?
Nigga, my boy says it's free.
You gonna be sure of that?
I'll give myself a couple of strings.
Later on in two.
Lovely picture, I'll know.
You flying out of the house?
Hell no.
I'll show you how to do it.
How to fly out of the house?
That's the thing, I used to fly like first class all the time, until I realized.
It's a waste of money, man.
It's a waste of money unless you're going on like an international flight.
I got that as just pop a sleeping pill smoke before the play and I'm going
Some of your last seats
Some of your last seats
So many last bucks to buy
Because I saw this nigga was that he was at the back of the plane
I'm not talking about the international flag. I'm talking about the last fights of Miami.
Well, we was in Miami. That was in March. Go ahead. Let me see.
Go ahead. Let me see.
You think I'm buying first class for him?
You don't get first class either.
I knew he was going to stay. His mom is.
That dumbass.
Say one, say one God I didn't fly first class in London.
Bro.
Bro, you didn't fly first class.
Say one God I didn't fly first class.
Who else would have bought that?
What?
Yes, I bought those lights.
Do you even know what airline you flew?
Yeah, you may have.
And I was in business class, 12-bent ticket.
That's not first.
Sorry, brother.
Sorry to bring you to the table.
This is first.
Oh, well, there's a big one.
Business is business.
First class, you're in first.
N***a, there's a difference, bro.
There's a difference between international first game.
I had a little fight.
That's not first class, ain't it, boy?
No me, boy.
First class is very luxurious.
No me, boy.
You got your own section in first class with international.
I had a little pod.
Sex city.
You had a pod.
You had a pod.
Someone's right next to you.
That goes down.
Hey, you first class a lot.
You're a pro.
Yeah, they do.
What?
What?
Get back.
He a pro.
You're over here doing no-ing, no-ing, no-ing, no-ing, no-ing.
You're a pro, he's a pro.
But he, you know why he can never get me though?
Cause I'll just throw the gloves at you, bruh.
He could never get me.
You could do that now.
He could never get me.
You could do that, wait, you was,
I made you choke your man though.
Now you're in the screen, you're a loser.
You didn't make me do shit.
I saw a red and I just fucked him.
Oh, I saw a red on your man.
What a nice guy you are.
You fucking snagged me.
I thought it was egg.
I thought it was egg.
What the fuck, huh?
What the fuck?
Shut up.
Guys, I'm trying to talk.
What the fuck?
I'm looking at the phone!
He's a pro.
You're making the shit.
You can go to the other side of the person.
I gotta watch him.
If you watch him, he's outside that tower.
And I'm watching him as I can get him out.
Or he's dead getting out.
So just because you're in love with me, you're right, I'm like, oh yeah, this is how I got him right where I want him.
Damn.
Yeah.
Why?
Because you're state-faced, you stupid nose.
I'm trying to shut up.
What?
All right, well, well.
Okay, question though.
And I promise I'm not trying to be racist.
But how do you just like, like...
I learned how to speak in tribe.
It's time to go, bro.
Yes.
Yes, I learned how to do it.
Is it bad if I do it?
Don't do it.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Alright bro, I'm gonna go to the desktop man.
Catch a vibe on D.
Alright, soaky bro.
You going live today?
What the heck?
It's a gentle person.
You get the clip all straight?
Bro, I just got word, Archie's not, they're not throwing it anymore.
The landlord hit them up. Oh, so it's over. Yeah
No, I swear they just party every day
They try to throw back to back to back party
They try to throw three parties in the same crib with the same part of them. Yeah, yeah
Everybody pull back up again. Look at this bro. I got how much model they got. I got four not holy
Wait one two three four five six
Why did you say 6-0?
Well, I did say 6-0.
Holy shit, wow.
Yeah.
I gotta go up.
11 particle notes.
God damn!
So now you gotta go up to 6-0.
Nah, I'm about to play a video.
You stupid bitch, I know you're fucking lying.
How about you go live, bro?
I am.
I mean, you lowkey did pull hours into that.
A lot of hours.
I put in mad hours into that picture.
I haven't been on patreon in a month and it was dead-ass subbing for a month game that's what that's fair
That's fair. Yeah, so I'm gonna give them whatever they want
All right, bro
What are you dead-ass?
What?
I just want to do a little more time. I bet yo, cool as well
Now you have it too much fun boy. Go to your room
I'm gonna take a long
That's how you do it
That's how you do it
That's how I do it
Okay
Hope Ron's okay
Bro, silly's a slut, bro. I'm gonna be a lot of you. It's like
Wait, John, can you order like strap for Apple watch? Is that a thing?
That's fake bro. It's literally turning on. Is this fake? Is this teaming? Wait is this
supposed to swipe focus? It's a little, it's a little like choppy. Is it supposed to be choppy?
Shit fake for real! Say oh god! No way!
Hey, bro, wait, yo, what is this?
Wait, that doesn't, maybe low battery?
I mean, it doesn't say Apple anywhere.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, this looks real.
The weather have please connect that
Sonion give it away. It's fake. I mean, let me charge it. Maybe wait you charge your apple
I
Can't even charge you how the fuck
Bro, what is this?
Bros is designed by Apple
It's a magnet there's a magnetic charger
Bro
Oh my god.
Whatever bro.
Do not connect to BC.
So you just, so I should just throw this away.
Well shit, should I give it to somebody?
Holy fucking shit
Wait, this is this is fucking generational
We gotta watch this the fuck is the White House
LARP bro house is large everybody knows you Connor McGregor and Max Hall away
this is not like Connor asked now I'm gonna see Connor fucking bro Chessler
and Jason was definitely one and chat could even back up their streamers
Y'all trolls laughing at me are a legit loser if I was wrong I'll take shit, okay
Okay, this guy's not a real fucking person right
Holy shit that that's fucking shit son Joel that's crazy
Little skit and we're ready for some music. Let's see what they have here
Oh
This it was so funny. Yeah, what is this?
Well, I was yeah, well, I was trying to be a hero
You have anger issues you insecure boys son the stable is in a chat
the stable was in the child bro holy chill bro
dude way too deep in okay we're all good I apologize to wrong I'm gonna go check
on him off stream I'm sure he's good the rage bait the rage bait hit man
And Rageblade did hit.
But bro, you see how I handled it though?
I walked away, I walked away.
Cause I was genuinely in like low key.
Like I thought it was eggs at first.
I did choke him out and bit excessive.
I apologize to him, bro.
Apologize to him, put the beats on silkie.
Now I'm feeling way better, bro.
But that's just the bros.
That's just the bros.
The bros, we fight, we tussle,
and then the next day we hug it out
and we get some air water, we're good.
But it's really not that big.
Watch Ron get it rage baited.
What are you doing?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What are you doing?
Did you just tell me shit?
Yeah.
Was that elephant in the room?
That was funny.
She was actually dying laughing.
Yeah.
You were the mom back then.
Yeah.
I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm just reacting to put your shit
That's
I'm sorry I ate McDonald's earlier, but he always trying to eat
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm blacked out.
I told you, I told you, I see these people with their eyes, they ripped their heads small.
He turned right at me.
Jesus, look at that.
Come here, probably.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Yo.
Yo, bro.
Look at my face.
Yo.
She was crazy.
Yeah.
Sorry, I was just...
I'll lie again.
Bro, did he start a gift for me bro?
Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, we're gonna learn the guitar soon, it's just, did you
You see this?
You knocked the Iceman, get that dick out your mouth!
Yes bro, I was the Iceman.
You killer, who bragged about killing people, and he professed and confessed.
Yo, you're stupid.
You're stupid!
What?
The fuck?
No.
Stop!
I seen this, bro.
Shout out to the Packers, bro.
I'm a cowboy skinning man, you know what I'm doing.
It's cool.
None of the less.
Oh my God, bro.
Yo, yeah, now winna A.
Whenever that fucking war happens,
First thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this fucking golf club and I'm gonna smash that silver surfer
Fucking what we call that shit holy shit. I'm special. I'm sweet. I'm CTE. What is that a sign? Oh Jesus Christ?
We got mad content today, man facts
Ha
Yo
Hold on
Hold on no, oh my god, oh my god, bro
I'm gonna be honest, bro. It's hard. It's hard to go when you do body shots only. No one gets hurt
It's just a fun little spark session because bro the only thing you're focused on is blocking your body
You know I'm saying
So the only way you can hit the body is if someone throws and you hit him with a counter
That's all he was doing because he's a bitch and a pussy
Hey, you know, it's crazy all city did was back away back away, bro. There's a ring. There's no back and away that far man
He was just pressing back. He was just pressing s on his keyboard
Son
Okay, yeah, bro
Oh my god.
All right.
All right.
Um...
I
Yeah, hey, girl
W fuck it's true today. We are back tomorrow trust
I know I left you without a name and a job.
I don't know how it's great that you get so proud of me.
I just let me say something.
I know this month, you know, the planned content, you know, it's been, I haven't been planning as much
because honestly I just been training, training, boxing,
but honestly they're wound up in this fucking round.
It's been great vibes, man. It's been amazing. It's been amazing.
um
Yeah, but
Yeah, June 6th is right around a corner
Asian Jeff's fucking graveyard is literally being dug as we speak. I
Love y'all. I appreciate y'all for watching. It's been so fun
Yeah, she's just literally amazing it's been peak
But I also want to do that co-ed
Valorant tournament I'm planning it for next week
So yeah, we're gonna get that going bro. Little gaming a little Valorant get all the guys in it and then
Get some girls and then maybe do a little quick randomizer and then I
See who the teams will be that could be funny or we can do
draft based on rank
makes on the people that are playing but yeah man got that coming up draft better
randomizer so imagine there's fucking just a list of guys and a list of girls
five times on a randomizer you know but drafts I don't know J Park went J Park
J Park
he's next week next week 24 24 next week maybe maybe yeah all righty all
ready
Ray Lacey who should cash his rate check
Let's go check out to which man
We surprise the beat at you from Brooklyn, okay
Rackai
I see
I see black boy
Yeah, boy.
Archie. I know like bro.
They doing a 10 hour bro.
I'd per I'd per say you lose your
game and you know sometimes
there guys don't be trading off this son
lacy's ending for your dad hold on bro this outside bro I fuck them are in there
Yo, what's up the escape to murder remains at large
According to reports the suspect is diagnosed with severe antisocial personality disorder
That's most of chat.
Holy crap.
Antisocial personality disorder, also known as psychopathy.
I have no emotion there.
Psychopathy, or sociopathy.
How do you pronounce that?
It's characterized by extreme...
Skyjack not only that
There's a lot of a
We live
So from kids or your kids to you know, just some weird stuff. So oh
Personally do not want him having an iPad. He will not have an iPad. There's no reason for children to have iPads
Oh, what do I?
Yeah, I feel like that's just an excuse to get your kids to be quiet and I think that's
really sweet when parents or does anyone put children into activities to work?
Rod, what are you doing here?
I know when my mom was a kid, there was no iPads, there was none of that.
Kids were outside playing, so yeah.
Bad time, man.
What age would you allow your kids to have a phone?
Yeah, it depends. Honestly, I think, because I can have a phone, and I see number one that he is doing good in school, he's doing things that I asked him to do.
Okay.
He's an overall good kid.
Little Q&A action.
Yo.
Now I know a lot of mooses is kryptonite.
Mooses is kryptonite.
So are you any or not? Let me know.
I mean, right now, I'm sitting on the fence like I usually do.
But I'm enjoying clicking links.
You know, Silky, you shooting me today?
Silky. Jason Meen live and stuck in a road, Silky.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh!
I'm going.
What?
Bro, that weird shit, that AI shit, I'm a fucking com, bro, LAI.
Oh
He better get him in trouble
No it works!
Yo!
I'm going to be kidding.
I haven't even given you this number.
Okay I got you here.
Lana is that okay?
Yo!
Smile away Lana.
I see what's ahead.
Holy tw-
Yo!
Shhh! Sign!
Bro!
Unleash the beast rating!
That's not your thought, that's not the most embarrassing shit I've ever heard.
I'm not, I'm not gonna lie.
You're fucking dumb!
Shut the fuck up.
After the finals, I sat in my room for two weeks,
did absolutely nothing, talked to absolutely nobody.
Going through my first seven years of EPA, I was always the light one.
To be on the other side, they called it a dark side, whatever they called it.
It was definitely a challenge for myself. It was a situation I had never been in before.
Damn.
And it took a long time to adjust to.
What is feeling?
Imagine you got a ring.
People bring a jersey on TV.
Just you. Imagine.
Where's that turn you went to?
Basically, it turned me into somebody I wasn't.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
What the f**k was he doing here?
Chat! Jason the Media's in chat! For real? For real?
Oh my god, he was. The f**k was he doing here?
Jason, you fucking weirdo.
Fuck it, I-
What was he doing in here?
Whoa, how long is this clip?
No, it's he's playing mind games, he's manipulating.
I literally said I-
You guys don't understand, oh my god doctors.
That's what he's doing. I'm a small streamer on the come up. Jason the ween is trying to come in here and
Establish dominance. He says yo, what's up, bro? I didn't even stop dominance to show that. Hey, you're my son on Twitch
You're my son. He's trying to intimidate
He's trying to show how big he is and coming into my tiny
The stream just derails because Jason the ween touches us touches
So now so now what now it's all about Jason the lean in my chat now now it's all about Jason the lean and streams ruined
Bro, I'm trying to get it. Maybe I'm Monday very soon. Yeah, very soon. We working on
I need it something to change my thought process
wrestling was that once I started wrestling I was fine gave me confidence
hey this is dead ass
that's a good story right there but I remember when I got slammed in middle
school and then I started I bought boxing gloves and I started boxing in my
gym or my garage and then that went absolutely nowhere but you know I'm back
I like, you know, I like, I like to punch shit, uh, yeah, that's the land, that's what we'll
do the next day.
What's she talking about?
She said, and then I met her, um, maybe four years ago, no way you let in this slide.
One is Arsenal versus PSG, I'ma watch that chat.
We gotta watch for, you know what I mean?
I gotta fully sign PSG jersey.
We gotta, we gotta root for PSG guys.
When is it, when is the Champions League final?
30th?
May 30th?
I'm gonna mark that on my calendar actually right now.
We will be watching and we will be rooting for PSG.
Facts May 30 Arsenal vs. PSG 12 p.m. Pacific
12 Pacific
That's actually perfect, bro
We will be fucking watching
Stop saying LARP being closed up
This is silky
I
Be it around whiteness makes you guys look at life so in serious
Like the the city that I used to be so serious about
9 a.m. Well, I'm there trust
Well, not as fast though like bro hanging around white people like a like
It's so unserious and life is just good, bro. Seriously.
I mean, it's facts, bro. Literally.
um
boyle by the back to back first round knockout boing and they're looking for the k.o
linz is swinging for the fence as well from the south ball stance
damn oh my god oh my god
has just recorded
holy shit 14th knockout francis and god
I'm not gonna lie, bro. You could pay me a million dollars. I'm not stepping in the ring when with with
in
Francis not stepping in a ring with Francis
Dream come true
Oh my fucking god, this is legendary
Holy shit, oh
This is legendary
I
Love you are not tapped in bro. I literally watched him do this back
It is long
Stop saying alarm to everything. I was a YouTube twitch kid
I
Need is room bro. Oh, I remember where it was, but I remember there to see yeah, I remember so stop man
So chat so
So so
That's really my dog bro!
Sooooong!
Hit one of these on Jeff.
I'm not gonna just throw everything on round one no because you know he might fuck him round and survive round one and
Watch to the end
Where is it again, man?
Link no finish the clip
I lost the GGs
So should I just let him try to just shell up bro, should I just shell up let him punch on me
and then just hit it with a left hook or some shit
No, you are not him. Yeah, I'm not him. I'ma be honest. Jeff gonna do you like, all right. It's gonna be, okay. You're not him. No, I'm not him, bro. So, but, but, yeah, I'm not him, bro. So if you think I'm gonna go for what I'm knocking him out in the first round, that's just probably not realistic.
Um, Agent Jeff throwing haymakers? Probably, bro.
Ah, I mean, you're never underestimate your opponent.
Bro, I was balling.
Oh, no.
Ah, he loves trying to run, no one else.
I guess I don't fucking box silky.
I guess I didn't throw the gloves at fucking Marlin.
Yeah, it's great.
They were the five gifted.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I listen, bro. I got tight, man.
But I apologize.
Oh
OCS party back on say one
Are you sure I didn't get a party food I didn't my linker didn't happen
I heard Archie say earlier the laner was going to soothe them if they throw another one.
next.
That's true.
True?
That's true.
Yeah.
Are you sleeping?
Yeah.
So is the party canceling?
We made it to a VIP
exclusive kickback.
Oh.
Because like if we do a party
we probably shut down and be bad.
So now it's a VIP
exclusive kickback. VIP exclusive kickback. So that's why the most important job of the night goes to the bouncer's.
So basically a bunch of dudes in a room. Probably gonna be a bunch of dudes in a room.
What about some VIP balloons?
They're kicking back.
Probably do work on with each other.
Are you, when's the partiful getting sent out?
Cause I've yet to see a single like partiful.
Oh, like, just, when I go to my gardener,
does the nigga ask me what I want for dinner?
Like nigga, you work in the door, do you need to know that?
How about I get to people, I get to us,
You, just be you, bro, okay?
I, wait, what?
It's a good analogy.
It was good, bro, I mean, you know what I mean?
I, he's waiting to see if the chef confused the react.
I like this, bro, it's good, I'm gonna burn you.
So wait, is it on or not, bro?
I feel like you're gonna try to just be like,
oh, it's on and it's really not.
And then I end up just waiting
and then nothing actually happens.
I'm gonna say it's on because I want it to be on and I will will it to be on okay, so it's not so it's just not on
It's a VIP
exclusive
I'm about to call her can you see
Yo, yo, so what's the party situation looking like
I got good news, I got bad news, bro. The owner is hitting us saying that they gonna sue us.
Sue?
Yeah.
They're taking us to court.
Yeah, yeah. They're gonna take us to court and we're gonna win their party because the neighbor right there with the light on, they're complaining.
You talking about the homie, Jaya?
No, no, no, no, no. Like the one next to us, every time we throw a party, they're gonna sue us.
And I just came from jail today.
Wait, what happened?
No, but I made it out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I say something.
You were turning like I almost snitched on you.
But I turned and I snitched.
We could throw a little song.
That's why we snitched.
She didn't have to walk over. She listened.
But we could throw a little song.
But it can't be too crazy.
Like this one like gotta be tapped
Okay, can they go beyond our ass like that ass like we might be homeless like by next week
How have y'all got in the way with three fucking parties in the room?
Bro, bro, what's it gonna be a little a silent disco party?
Oh
Alright, alright, well just let me know that
there's no shot there's no shy
I like your red look at the teeth, teeth, I like your blonde teeth that I'm like a black
no, I'm like your horror for trying to hide from your face, let's bring it up like a moron
I hate you, I won't
Bavone
Doesn't this guy like, this to do a Canelo duck, right?
Oh, this to do the fuck up Canelo
Oh, shit
This
Bro, maybe we could cook some shit up
Oh my god
What the fuck am I watching?
But the bounce is same man.
Bro, you gotta worry about a lawsuit if you throw this like it.
Is it worth it?
And if you're not going all out, then don't go half, it's either both feet in or both
feet out.
Not one foot in, one foot out.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Won't work because to your west
It's overworking
refresh
It's to west do I redo it. I feel like it's better be done. I feel like it's better be done
I feel like it's bad to be done though and the AI is telling you it's impossible
Ask rock what the fuck is I don't know how to do that. It's rock a mobile app
You're just drying rivers for this okay, there's no way I'm drying. No, that's not a thing. Is that actually a thing?
Twitter? Oh that's that weird shit, bro. Nah, that's not weird shit, bro.
I
Got a little bit better though now I this I sing rock turn me into a girl with big ass
Boobies already, but I don't know oh
My god, I'd be first like a fucking dumb idiot, bro
NO!
oh god oh god go away
tell you a holy fucking shit
holy shit
bro god do not to make me a girl
I would have been slow
I would have been manipulating every man in my life
I would have been
oh my god wait
oh my god wait make the back round a beach
I'm about to send it to the guys and be like, yo, you going or not and see if they would
fuck me deadass.
Bro, what?
What?
What?
I'm gonna send it to the group chat and I'm gonna ask if they would fuck me.
I gotta find out, bro.
This is literally fucking insane.
This is scary, bro.
Wow.
Wow.
Ooh, shit.
Sookie!
Wait, can you come here real quick for two seconds?
That's not me
That's not me, bro. That's not me. You know, you know what she kind of looks like. Oh, she kind of looks like that one. That one.
This girl ran me DM me. I was trying to see that no girl
That ass low key low key. I see it too, bro. Yeah, she looked bad
So I mean to be I mean, I wouldn't even answer
Oh, would you hit that on a string? Yeah, I'm leaving answers. I wouldn't last minute. I mean this you look good
Game that's you. I know when I see that's not me. I know what I see and it's on your phone
Yeah, it's on my phone because someone did okay
I
Know
It's like
My your bow. Let me slam on your bow. No
How was it girl no
Fuck you, baby
Wait, wait, can you say yourself here now? What say yourself here? No?
I'm not gonna let you see that if you would fuck me or not
No, come on, bro
If you want to find out if you're gonna fuck me or something, then go look at our researcher
Okay, we got it now
Bro, come on. Just take a photo real quick, bro
What the fuck?
I don't know
I mean look
Oh my god
No, bro
I bet
I bet
I don't know
I don't know
Oh, fuck, oh, oh.
Bro, this gotta be a better photo, bro.
You eat thirst traveling on an Instagram.
You weird? Okay, yeah, I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm gonna do it all straight now. I'm gonna do it all straight.
That's worse bro, so you telling me you're not you're with the homies you're with the homies
He's usually don't be just fucking around like that. Like some normal shit, but I
Know fucking fun police in the chat fuck y'all
I'm dude off stream
I
Fuck fuck come right now fuck how much can you wait for already fuck dress and so that in 10 minutes
here fuck
I don't know what I'm saying.
Oh, God, man.
What the hell is that?
Whoa, it's falling.
Don't know why it's me, man.
Yeah, I'm like, okay.
You better not care about that.
I'm gonna let you meet me.
Don't know why it's me, man.
Lila, la, la, la, la.
Don't know why it's me, man.
Don't know why it's me.
Fuckin' nobody, bro.
No body
Mentions I bet
Clips clips oh wow wow maybe met Wow Wow. I don't know what the fuck I just saw Wow
Hi this is Jason really not Jason really keep scrolling. I'm here at this house. I
Did I just see somebody getting fucked? What was that? What was that? We had a million yet?
Damn, a million a day. Fuck, bro.
I loved it. You should do a meet and greet in New York.
I don't know. I have social anxiety, so meeting people, like especially, and I'm claustrophobic, I'm so sorry.
Just being around people I literally cannot
My my anxiety is way too high ever since I had my son so I don't think that I can do a
I don't think I can do a meet and greet guys
I did not type a we like I say a we live but like but I didn't know
Oh, I don't know, she's, yeah.
All right, bro, I got five more links in me chat.
Yeah, I didn't know she had a kid.
He's here to survive.
You're not letting his hands go.
He appears to punch you out, anyway.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
You're trying to get him to open up
your fucking class taking the bait.
Look at this.
He's here to survive.
He's here to survive.
To I found something in the store. This is the back rooms. I've seen this already to to
Son yeah, son, yeah
Son yeah, bro wildly like sinner
What is this breath exterminate yourself
Holy shit, bro
Okay! Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, okay?
Um, $6,000!
$6,000! $6,000! $6,000!
Shite.
Oh, hang on.
I can't call...
I can't call...
Come on, come on! $6,000!
We can do better than that!
We can do better than that!
Come on! Come on, Shite, come on!
Yo!
what the fuck no no you want to take revenge for your parents you will have
to undergo training hard training keep your fist tight and drive with your
shoulder extend straight out good now hold that determination good now again
come on faster hit it harder
Shit.
Green Apple?
What the fuck?
This is Orige's story.
Holy switch.
Oh my god.
Don't do it bro.
Don't do it bro.
better than that this must be the target affirmative pineapple HQ it's heavily
guarded then we flank from the east heroes don't kill holy double peach
holy shit what the fuck did I just watch
Dude, that was crazy, bro.
Yeah, nah, bro.
It's not a bro, it's not.
Fuckin' nobody want one, man.
Come on, don't leave me.
With me I guess I get on the way we dead ass are we dead ass
dog
I'm just gonna be myself. I got anybody man. It's only 26. Yeah
the person they were very like weird, so I didn't want to give it to them.
No, no, no, I didn't say no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't mean that.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, what does she do with you?
What does she do?
That person, they were racist.
They called me the N word.
So then they left their purse there, and I don't want to go in all the way there and give it to them.
But it was not important.
I didn't take it.
But they left it.
So I was like, I'm not gonna drive two hours to do something nice, and that person was very mean to me.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I saw a ball.
There's bro.
Jeez bro. This is a good patch.
Me and shotgun nurse are here.
Hello.
Hmm, bro, this happened before our tournament. We would have won
You look loaded
Bro, so we just going so now we just going on chat GBT and just doing shit, bro
Hi, bro, I'm down for five more links
Yeah
God this is trash
Hold on, this is...
Hold on, this is kinda...
Hold on, bro!
Hold on, this is...
What is that?
Hey!
Okay!
Okay!
So, I gotta cut out the video, nice.
Brother.
Oh
Fuck a W Marlin, dude, W fucking Marlin
Got a minute I must know
What is your name, warrior?
Thorfinn. A son of Thor's.
Thorfinn.
When you say Thorst, you mean the one who...
Far across the ocean.
Far across the sea.
You'll find a wonderful place.
There lies a special land.
The season water's so good.
I'll call for them later.
Where the sun shines bright.
Even the flames of war...
Those slave traders cannot reach you there.
And I believe that's where someday you can live a life
Agony
Is he too better?
I don't know. I don't know bro. I personally like season one better
I promise to face reveal at 5 million subscribers.
I don't even know who Chainsaw is.
I love every single one of you man.
And I don't want this to change anything, you know.
I feel like I've been judged probably in the past.
I don't want to make it too emotional or anything,
but like growing up, I was called names.
It said I was a freak.
It said I have a face only a mother could love,
but I promised, and because I love you guys,
I'm gonna do this.
All I ask is that everyone's nice in the comments, all right?
Is it?
All right, fuck it.
I'm gonna do it, bro.
Three, two, one.
I
Marlin is changed for real who the fuck is changed for real
Bro, this is blow. This is fake. Don't edit that bullshit
40th birthday bro Chacho
bro bro tato 40 bro just gotta be some baby blood going in in the veins right
there because this should look how how bro am i tripping though
or like bro the chid brother
the young to the young dudes that's you
know catching hell left and right
females treating them bad this life is
all about what you look like and what
you have the people gonna treat you
accordingly and that's just the way it
it is out here in this world. The world is a cold place. This is the stuff that children
need to be told, that parents need to be telling their kids this.
We will really twist it
To a simple safety, I'll never lie
I'll still be there, be there, be there for life
I'll still be there, be there for life
Oh for he's 41 man. I just fucked up man
Bro, yo, yo, get this shit out of my butt stop posting this please. Let me get fucking banned
Drake
Free Pondstone!
They should love that spot!
I was Aiden Ross at Streams, before Aiden Ross at Everstream
Hey Calla, you know what I mean, your beef was fully live, you went a lot on the thought on your game
And your people are still waiting for a free Pond of Steam
But apparently everything is in black and white and red and green
Yo!
Yo!
Free Pond of Steam!
I
Fucking 26 guys
I thought of that.
She was low-key making my body move a little bit.
I don't know what the fuck.
Who thought it was a good idea to make a gojo ex plant versus zombies?
Uh, really?
But, dude.
That's a fucking...
Come on, guys.
That was...
That was nice right there.
Hey, hey, hey.
How the fuck do you meet everybody, bro?
I heard you
To all my sons worldwide
I know I love you without a name
You
I'm standing at the top, that's how I know you never seen the top
Sierra came parking lot, lookin' like back in city parking lot
Hit a toss when I walk by, like you know so when we talk, babe
Drop, yeah, and I'm comin' with a wop
Yardnik's not poppin', fuckin' and she goin' shoppin'
Whoa, I'm runnin' out of options, they're runnin' out of options
Put em up for adoption, time on the name on the top