jasontheween
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05-20-2026 · 8h 48m
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Just out of my stream go watch cat side new songs. Oh, yeah, we did it, bro. We did it, bro
Hey, trust me. We dare bro. They did not even drop bro. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Silky segment bro, I just thought my string is 12 30s probably not even fucking awake man
I call adapt today because um as you can see in the title
We are doing rice in crackers today
Okay, okay, it's been a long time coming
very much needed but
Adept just woke up bro. I called him on FaceTime. He woke up to a Jason and ween call
And be honest bro. Chat. How would y'all feel if y'all woke up to me? Just sleepy voice pick up the phone
Yo, what are you doing? Where you at? What would you do?
What would you do? Just imagine picture this shit kill myself terrible horrible. Yeah, okay?
Okay, picture this you sleep in your sleep
I love who's dad who's dad
But yeah, hopefully we do that later today
Mooders FaceTime in me
Bro, how does he always call me at the start of every stream? Yo, what's up, bro?
What is what right here
Co-ed dual valet tournament tomorrow. Oh, yeah, I'm doing that tomorrow. I just haven't invited everybody yet. You know I'm saying
well the thing is bro I'm not having like good ass players in it you know
I'm saying and you're fucking top one in the world and like food in three
countries but trust me my top by like I thought of you that that makes you feel
But I gotta you
Okay, man, you're gonna stash farm when you hang up and fucking bastard
And also bro, can I catch a raid please can I catch bro, bro, please bro
Please thank you
but yeah co-ed duo turny tomorrow okay I know I said it would have been today he
got Asian Jeff yeah I don't know what the fuck is happening on Twitch
everybody's fucking getting bodied extra Emily I don't know I don't know is
real I don't even know anymore bro I don't even know anymore I mean it is
we're coming back for you this is a comeback I don't fucking know anymore
mood up I don't fucking know anymore bro
you brought somebody bought you brought me he does he deserves to be on the top
of twitch facts
high-fives at 60k I was watching high-fives earlier he hit 60k I don't
know bro I don't know how do you even get bought like someone does that but I'm
pretty sure like is that real not real
ah man yeah I don't know this extension people have I think you get on chrome I
think it's this detects like the real chatters this is it's just here what's
again can I get this extension or not can I get this extension or no woes
cannot cannot download this shit or not
yes all right someone leaked me it's called enhancer
enhancer wait which enhancer
The one has it I bet
Is it this I might have added this shit to corn bro, it's called twitch enhancer retard, bro
I'm asking a fucking question
Some people it seems like it's every stream from us now weird
All right, brother, let's do some fucking detecting on twitch, okay extra Emily
I'm actually not working.
Stop asking questions, my bad bro.
Okay.
Oh, chatters are logged in users in a Twitch stream chat room.
Okay.
So I don't know if she's getting about it or she's doing it herself, I don't know.
Mooda.
Mooda's up.
All right, what about lyric lyric been on his shit for fucking years, man?
No, not about not about not about Hassan Abbey Hassan Abbey
Not about not about not about not about not about not about not about
Check mine. Oh god. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh
My god, I'm getting body, bro. I'm getting body, bro
Bro, I have 4k bots
Oh, yeah, I got 10k bots
What the fuck man, is this real
So the problem was right?
Fuck bro, why are you refreshing?
He's not gonna fix it.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Alveas?
She's fucking breaking the system wait I don't follow a follow of any
Essentially, that was Jason, bruh.
Negative bots.
Okay.
Oh, nice, nice.
I thought I don't know how this shit works
on Twitch, but everybody bot and I'm not,
I would never bot, I'm not a botter.
Okay, I don't fucking know what that means
is that active chatters.
I'm pretty sure that's active chatters.
Maybe people believe my streaming is going,
I don't fucking know about whatever about okay, that's the loser. I should never do that shit
Cap I would never fucking buy in my fucking life if I bought shoot me now God it killed me fucking right now if I ever bought, okay
Bro the email botting is like
There's like cheating your way to the top bro, okay
You could hit like fucking 30k viewers and it would not even feel like you hit 30k viewers or 100k viewers
You won't get that gratitude and satisfaction of hitting $30,000, $100,000, $50,000, $10,000, $30,000, whatever it is.
You know what I'm saying? It just won't feel good.
And then when you're in stream and then you realize, like, oh, damn, bro, I'm a piece of shit, body.
I cheated my way to the top, bro. I'm a fucking loser. Like, what's the point of this?
No fucking point.
You talk like a retard? I mean, I feel like I can explain myself pretty well.
Anyways, Complex ranks their 25 best streamers right now.
This made a lot of noise yesterday.
Let me go on their actual website.
Okay, it's made a lot of noise.
I've seen everything.
Number 25.
Top 12. Why are y'all laughing at me? Top 12. That's not even bad. Top 12 like all
time right now. Bro, I feel like that's pretty fucking good of a whole website
or not even website like streaming in general. Bro, Valkyrie. Okay. Not even
Top 10 bro comparison is a thief of joy. I'm happy with top 12 and bro
Complex ratings. Come on man. Come on
This you got toxic
Yesterday, you know, it's crazy
This is a glimpse of the streamer awards see how crazy it got yesterday because complex dropped the fucking
Streamers top 25 best streamers right now
Bro, should have warned me and shit about the gig, talk security, I'm gonna pray for
you right now.
Lose to Rekhai.
They said Phantom does Maybach money.
Say oh god!
Alright, no they didn't, no they didn't, no they didn't.
Also who cares about raiding rankings man?
No they didn't, no they didn't, show me, show me!
Okay, let me go through these, okay?
Valkyrie.
One of the most important things to glean from Valkyrie's career is the big success
doesn't happen overnight, nor does it need to occur in one space.
I've been streaming ever since 2015, but many things truly started to move for her in 2018
through her workout fortnight, ultimately joining 100 Thieves.
Before leaving twitch to YouTube where she truly saw her stock rise among us to let I feel like that's pretty accurate
Sissathon hi-hi studio. Yeah pretty accurate 25. Okay, Jin see 24. This is blasphemy. This is just fucked up
First of all, what the fuck is this photo? All right? I seen with a photo they use for me like fucking hell complex
Bro, let's update these fucking photos
24 Jin see top two right now, bro
Top two top two or even top one, bro. I go live man
Top two or even one in my opinion
Jeezy been going crazy streaming almost two years almost two years almost halfway to two years
Now over speed
Speed tour they go crazy, but Jinxie bro. He's been killing it man the League of Legends tournament
I think you peaked like what 300k or some shit?
Wow.
Wow.
Nicholas Stewart.
Excuse me.
Oh fuck.
Mr. Fuckin' Stewart.
Okay, that's a crazy, that's a nice, nice name.
In 2026, streaming can mean so many things, the iRO SPRING live stream has opened up the
world positively for the medium but at its core.
Hold on bro, that's me, that's me right there.
Streamers like JC will always be around even if they aren't getting close to 10 million
on Twitch solely through Xbox gaming.
That's unique feat for JC who embodies the rays that rest in the gut of every gamer.
Holy fucking sentence.
Supposedly those who rock with the first person
who was like, wait, what?
What's up?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Bad, chat GPT, description.
Thai Lil Show, okay, okay, Thai Lil been doing his thing.
23, let me see, let me see.
Thai Lil, 23, 23, 23, 23.
Why are y'all sitting, bro?
Thai Lil over GC, all right.
I mean, but I'm sure he would say himself, like,
but GenC should be at number two, number one.
Hassan Abi.
I mean, Hassan Abi, like, is always,
like, doing his own thing with the political shit.
Um, yeah, yeah.
Yana J.
What is that?
On a drink, Calibre?
Okay.
There's something different about Yana J.
You can see when she first stepped in,
something different about Yana J. You can see when she first stepped into Kai
Sinat's office at the store of Streaming University. Yana looked excited but
nervous and that energy carried on throughout her time at Schringer U where
she eventually won the school's parent award. You better watch out for Big Jenkins!
Alright, 21. I'm not gonna lie. I think Yana's gonna be one of the biggest female
She wants to go that route
But yeah, this is fire 21, let's see it. Let's see who else DDG
Suzanne
Paying homage man paying homage man still got a shit. This is a on it on the key
Stream deck
DDG DDG doing this thing doing this thing I seen he went to kick
Um
Yeah, yeah, he made most of it turning to my ball phrase he started using the dirt from your into or you my ball
Whole relationship competitive so that's very true. That's very true
Next you see number 19
Number 19 damn ex they plan with your fucking chain, bro
Damn ex
Ah man
18 Pokemon
I
Bro shout out to shout out to pokeman, but she doesn't even stream that much anymore. You know what I mean?
She really doesn't stream that much anymore like pokey's going on her like IG model tiktok row
Tiktok dancing with the neighbor row like you know what I mean like 18, you know I
Feel like
Over over shit. No, I don't think so DJ act
Rumble streamer
That funny shit, but
Definitely not top 17
Agent I'm not gonna agent been on the right agent hard-ass worker hard-ass worker, but you know
Over Jinxie and X
Adapt holy lesbo air cut fucking picture. Yeah, they gotta update these photos
They gotta update these fucking photos adapt up there rage
Holy shit this AI
He's so chopped
That's my twin though.
Okay, so 13, I think she should be higher.
All right, bro.
All right, man.
All right, bro, I don't really care about my ranking at all.
You can rank me fucking last place.
You can rank me.
I don't even need to be on the fucking list.
All right, but God fucking dammit.
I, like, why do you use this folder?
This is like, it doesn't even look like me, man.
It just doesn't even look like me.
You look like us.
I look so chopped! Do I look like this?
No! Do I think I should be over K-Zero, GenC, and X? Hell nah.
But, top 12, that's me! Yeah, complex, let's go.
Um, yes, unfortunately? Bro, nah, nah, nah.
And I've seen that clip of fucking Lacey and Silkie talking about oh, I'm the I'm the most chop in the whole fucking house
But if Lacey got skinny, he would literally be so fucking flabby and still be chopped like bro
Lacey's chin is literally inside of his fucking face. Lacey you're fucking ugly
And you're the only person to gain weight off a redder
I'm projecting, I'm trying to be honest.
All right, let me see the description of you.
While we wouldn't imagine or suggest being cringe could help kickstart your career, Jason
and Wayne's early TikTok content ended up making the future phase clam member more relatable
than others in his field.
Part of Jason's appeal when he first started out in 2021 was his trucker.
He may not make the shot or get the girl, but it's MOTHERFUCK!
He started out in the concept of putting his quest for love in subsequent relationships on full display.
His stuff rose to the point where Antoine...
What? Who was making these fucking articles and not like reading over them?
20-204? Typo. Jason was among the new crop of face-clean members moving into
their career and collaborating with the likes of Max Shilke and the rest of the
crew in the group outings. Taking chat with him for a ride. His work has not
only turn in a musical collaboration but also on to Netflix where Jason was part
of season two of the Sidemen competition series inside now fresh out of
face along with the rest of the squad Jason has now has a few EPs under his
belt so we're gonna make me sound like a musician artist bro I went on an island
But fuck you dude. Hey, I'd do everything
EP yeah, yeah, they drop a kind of a minute and like a kind of EP fuck it. All right
Riz music guy
He talking by the love bomb EP
I'm the music Riz guy according to complex
and then they use this photo of me that is like this cannot be a real photo like what is this what
neon number 11 neon clears neon clears yeah i mean bro
Bro, bro, bro, I can't even hate me, Neon, his Clisping going crazy, bro.
His Clisping going crazy, bro.
Can't discredit him.
Now, do I think he's better than ex Jinxie, um, K-Soul?
No, no, no, no, no.
Hell, fuck no.
Alright, and I'm not gonna let this whole list need to get crumpled up and thrown in
a trash and burned.
Rekai!
Top 10.
Wait, bro, I've never seen- what's Neon's real name?
Ragesh Matuma dude damn these governments Jason win case baker wow I've never heard
these names before well Kovon Linder Kovon Linder
I mean bro, but doing this thing top 10 though. Nah, I would say I will argue lower on the list
Aiden Ross, Aiden Ross number nine, actually not bad bro, not bad, not bad, lose to Rekhae,
Aiden Ross, not bad, right now, right now I will argue lower but he definitely, I think he should
make the list. There he is bro, there he is, there he is, that should be huge bro, can't even lie to you.
Ray Asian boy. I
Mean, I think I seen Ray say himself. He said something alongs of fries this whole whole list
Ray Ray Asian boy pretty fucking high on this goddamn list man. I'll be real man. Um, oh
My god, you can like click here shit
Everybody overrated
Overrated overrated overrated underrated underrated
Overrated like damn I damn fucking out man underrated underrated
Your age you see let's hit
Agree agree agree agree
Agree agree agree
Underrated and a rare overrated damn
Overrated, overrated, overrated, overrated, overrated, underrated for a certain 1,000,000
percent okay you weird for that but I'm just looking to see the fucking percentages
Okay, extra Emily number seven
Okay, um, Emily, she just went on a long ass break.
I will say, you know, that whole Mr. B shit, you know, I've seen her go through a lot of
I mean, um, mistake, mistake happened, but on number seven, fuck, no hell no shit, no, okay.
Underrated.
Okay, someone's botting her shit, okay?
Compared to everyone else, yet, either someone hates her and wants to paint her to be like
this botter, like, it is kind of fucked up, yeah, she's.
I was actually watching her right before I started streaming.
Phantom!
Number 6.
Phantom still be streaming as often as they used to?
Well, I think I'm the good-ass streamer but number six I feel like a little high
Yeah, yeah, like like also poke main shit a phantom is on his like superstar doing
Whatever he's doing outside streamer
Robert Eskino
The hometown hero, I'm sure he's made bad money, one of the foundational members of
A&P, the inventor of fandom tags.
The guy who encouraged Kaisenet to pursue his content dreams, Fanum, a decorated streamer
in his own right, has been on his content garden since 2016, bringing the life of today's
New York U Live on direct to YouTube before something with Asia that create anime as possible,
one of the most impactful contributors on his day through dropping heat as a squad on
YouTube with products like Tom their brand of men's hygiene when it comes to
kind of fandoms award-winning taking on the best location or what's your 22
little bit a lot of it and it's an innovative motivational speaker is
funny the way he's saying anything about Mayback Monday
And then to make back Monday, Phantom clip
Phantom does including other AMP members. I think that he's maintained a consistent clip
As well. So that's why we have him. Okay, just outside the top five
I would say one thing Phantom is great at is being himself
It just feels like I can relate to this guy and like I think that that's a very big aspect in like streaming
Mm-hmm, and he has great desktop streams. He does he has great IRLs a back Mondays. Yeah
Ron Ron
Ron bro, bro, you better check him for me. You're here, Ron
I mean, yeah, I don't know who bro is, you know, it seemed like a preach you nice guy
But clearly not enough fucking research done, bro. This kind of mighty in he doesn't even watch streams
Like doing yeah, I just did well Jason. Yeah, I would say this isn't bad. I'm Mondays
Yeah desktop streams does he has great IRLs made back Mondays. Yeah, I've been doing yeah, just a little Jason
Yeah, I would say this isn't bad. I put him in soft time. I think he's very good at what he does
Do you think he's above Aiden? That's just
Are you thinking he's above a you want to get straight to it? He's kiss
I'm the guest of Maybag Monday, bro.
I'm the guest, bro.
lose to Phantom, side character on his own show.
Listen, bro, that's the thing about, you know, this is like, this is like going, just like
interviewing actors and knowing nothing about actors, you know what I mean, complex, bro.
Stick to fucking sneaker videos or whatever the fuck y'all still do, bro, god damn it,
Black boy!
Number 5.
Alright, alright, Max was dense.
Number 5, I will say Max should definitely be on this list, but number 5, I'll be high.
I will say a bit high on this list.
a lot of influence in the music side of things.
Top, top.
Well, maybe, actually, maybe, maybe five,
maybe, well, I have to redo this whole list.
Is there like a re-rank thing?
I think I saw, there's like a re-rank thing.
So maybe he is fall. All right, bro. No, no
Yeah
We could skip that though. Why why?
I'm down to make one bro. Dude. That's the thing. Yeah
It's not toxic. It's just
This is what makes it toxic better. See the number four. I
I
Mean better deserved Senna set far award
Three four times in a row, you know I'm saying top four out of every streamer
I'm just fucking play a Senna. Do you think you're better?
then
JC
then fucking
Max then fucking
Uh, uh, excuse me, that case, oh, sinna, sinna, fuck, no, I'm just, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
My, my bro, she's definitely, she deserves to be on this list, but dude, complex, I mean, what the fuck complex is it like, as doing?
Brittany Watts, holy fucking name, I've never, I've never known this. Wow.
She's from the Watts and how did Lacey not make it to this stable or not oh I ain't gonna lie stable or not oh three I
Actually think Ron should stay number three no bullshit
I I think Ron should be number three. I think she speed you see interchangeable that stable or not oh
It's facts, bro.
It's facts.
Because I'm trying to think.
Oh, maybe queso and then stabilonato.
Maybe queso, then stabilonato.
But fucking, ew, bro!
Why are they doing us like this?
He's so chocked.
I AM THE CLIP!
A popular refrain from Renato, who has seen his career go from the top of mind to taking a sharp fall.
Nice.
Kai Sanat!
Number two.
Bro, the 25 best streamers right now.
Kai hasn't been live in what like almost a year now.
Bro, obviously Kai, Stormy Goat, you know what I mean?
LeBron James cut his fucking hair, you know what I mean?
The vet, creator of the vet, I would love a package when the shit comes out, but bro,
Kai's not on this list if it's straight up best stringers right now.
Complex, somebody needs to be fired.
I show speed.
Yeah?
This is probably the only person that they got right on this fucking list.
The only person that complex got right on this list.
What?
community results most agree fan should be number six most disputed yana j most
underrated extra Emily says that they deserve more we rank the full list all
right here we go here we go here we go here we go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go oh
wait my only doing top 10 what am I doing
Does everybody here
Bro, bro, y'all y'all are more scared of getting clipped than me
How was that even possible
All right so Kai Kai I think that's it at the bottom if we're using the same
people if we're using the same people where's Lacey all right let me let me
replace Kai with Lacey said no one fucking ever but I'm gonna say it here
I'm just kidding I love Lacey Lacey's the fucking go I can't even have names
never mind okay but I do agree Lacy and Marlin should be on this list do notepad
just use notepad bro
Then I forget the names, bro.
Mud WrestleMania.
Let me just, I'll keep this tab, actually.
Just do it right here.
No, no, no, no, no.
So what am I doing?
Top 10 or am I doing top 25 again?
I do top 10 I should do top 10 yeah top 10 best streamers are and which means
right now number one I think right now bro I mean right now bro I'm gonna go
with Gc bro okay I show speed I would I would say Gc and I show speed
interchangeable speed well for me for me I think GC number one right now I've
been watching a lot of Jinxie but I do agree like they could be interchangeable
who said two goats can't go is that co-exist trying to be different so bad
bro come on man speed bring the world together okay okay okay okay yes he
is that a tour okay interchangeable interchangeable well can I make my list
interchangeable
Okay three I might be able to save a run out of four
Four?
Wait, no, no, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go queso.
Me personally?
I'm gonna go stable or not over queso, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest.
Um, no, it's not a friend's list, okay?
a fucking friends list. Alright. And then I'm gonna go XQC. XQC. And then I'm gonna go,
Then I'm gonna go
Plagpoimax
And then I'm gonna go
And then I'm gonna go
Middle of A's names
Onepixel
I'm not gonna lie, One should be on the best streamers list right now too
I completely forgot
So this is a friend's list. No, it's not a fucking friend's list just cuz my friends are top top 25 best streamers right now
And they're the Highland list does not make this a friend's list
No, I think only on a pixel and they only take only pixel and then I'm gonna go
List worse than complex
E-Rob
How's my thing bro this year right now I'm gonna have to go with I'm gonna have to
I'm going to have to, bro, I'm going to pull myself here.
Is that back?
I was on an island, you know what I mean?
I did an island this year, you know what I mean?
I did an island this year.
Check me if I'm wrong.
Check me if I'm wrong.
I
Burn peanut clears me
I ain't gonna let Burnt peanut Burnt peanut brown. I have to give it to the group. Oh, I
Can't even I came a hate burnt peanut. I'm not to put him on a fucking put him above me
Well, he he's a fucking peanut getting like 50k viewers
Lacey just puts in a TikTok in the chart.
Once on my mind, nothing, my mind, nothing, my mind, nothing.
So.
Once on my mind, nothing.
Recession, recession, alright?
Recession.
Lacey, brother, if you guys can eat you will not like better than me.
All right, no, you're not getting mugged, bro, all right.
If we want to talk about best looking in the groove,
bro, let's do fucking IG models rank all the guys again.
Okay, let's do it again.
All right, because we know the outcome of the first one.
I want to be able to face it.
Let's do it again, bro.
Let's do it again, bro.
You're chopped.
Thank you for the gift it freezing
Anyways, where was I Marlon gaps all bro, please shut the fuck up. I'm trying to make coffee
You lose that chopstick. Oh my god, bro. Yo, yo shut the fuck up. I'm trying to
I was trying to fix the coffee machine. You bro.
No, I didn't break it. It works.
I just resuscitated it.
That's not how it works.
And now I'm going to be your patient.
Bro, why'd you break it? You woke up on, like, what happened?
I slept in after I washed my voice for an hour.
Yeah, and you woke up to me, bro. So you should be in a better mood.
I didn't. No, that would work.
At least I wasn't like a digital like this other guy.
Hey, yeah. Thank you, bro.
Thank you
They got washed the boys a dad put them in a headlock me silky bro
I'm about to pull up on you very soon. Don't even worry. Wait, it's okay. What happened jamming heads up
Why would he put me in there? Oh?
It was that's what I'm saying
It's not like a bad ending, but it was like Game of Thrones bad or
It wasn't a bad ending, but I don't think that it was I wasn't like, damn like
There was like some satisfying things that concluded but I expected it to be a little
It was cool, but I expected to be a little bit better. I mean did butchered kill a homerunner or?
Watch I just I don't know if it felt like they really rushed it
I'm not spoiling shit though. I didn't say it was rushed
Okay. All right. All right. Well, okay. I mean I might watch it. I've been on a
I've been on absolutely fucking nothing. You ever go watch shit. I like I've been watching like a 12 episode enemies
I think I'm watching banana fish
What's that?
Banana fish?
I got green lit.
I think I'm a stream to watch daemons at the shadow realm.
And I already was watching it.
And I think I can watch on the stream.
You see, I cracked the, I made the cut.
Oh yeah, we made it.
We made it.
We made the cut.
Yeah.
Honestly, I don't know how you're not in the top ten, but.
I'm a real.
It's okay.
Yeah, I gotta keep grinding, man.
Make sure Emily clears you there
All right
You too. Yeah me too
More importantly, yeah
And Senna and Senna fucking clears you, but
Senna's top four. She clears you and me combined, bro
And she's right on you
Hey, I'll take 15 of them. I'll take you honestly. I take 12 too, bro. You know what I mean?
People got new shoes, but
Is it? Yeah. Hold on, and you're late some night. Are we doing rice crackers today?
I mean, it depends on if you want to fucking boot up, bro.
Yeah, no. I mean, I am. I just think should we cook while we watch the game or cook a half?
Because it's dispersing. Maybe before?
What time's the game? It's at five, right? Game's at 5.30.
Yep, in four hours until the end of the year.
So maybe, maybe, maybe get on the fucking, maybe then.
We have the shit like done and ready going into the second half.
Or, or you could go live and we can go to Ralph's and then we can maybe get a movie
for Wellingtonville and feed on the guys before the game.
Now, and you're trying to do one more to finish it?
Well, I'm with Robo, I played yesterday, it's actually mad for him.
I play on streamers if you're like, Al.
We could bring them, those are some good streamers.
We could do like the full 2025 rerun.
And you just gotta install Warzone.
Warzone, how about, bro, one more, I'm down.
It's fun, it's fun as hell.
I'm not gonna lie, they added new shit to the game too.
They got grapples with Warzone?
They got grapples, they got new map, new sniper.
I got the camo, I'm with it.
I'll probably spark in the next hour and a half.
Okay, yeah.
That sounds good.
You wanna see?
And then we'll go routes, cook, watch a game,
do some more.
Have you ever played Valorant or not?
Um, no, never.
Oh, fuck, I kinda need to play 2XKO today.
Maybe I should play offshore.
2XKO, what now?
Have you played 2XKO?
Mmm, no, no.
I've seen people play it.
It looked kinda weird.
I have a tournament tomorrow, that's the only thing.
Oh, yeah, I got a tournament too.
All right, shit.
I guess that's it for me then.
All right, bro, listen, boot up, bro,
and then we'll go and do a shot for me and then do shit.
All right, let me know if you wanna keep
waking up to my face.
No, please.
Anything. I'll set up a alarm.
Did y'all get fiber installed? I'm actually on the star link right now and no one has
complained about the wifi. I think the wifi's been pretty good.
So, I can hear shit, the fuck.
Anyone else can hear nothing or is the fucking clip like you did or?
I got him like top 30, so when you put in top 20 streamers?
Bro, I saw that list of the top 25 streamers, whatever, holy fuck.
So bad you actually put me in top 20
I got I got him like top 30
So jealous it's in it. I don't think it was bad because I'm excited is a top point by streamers
top 30 honestly I'm not even mad at that man I'm not even mad at that bro if you get offended
from like rankings as a streamer then there's some deep just deep I don't know I feel like
you should care where people rank you very.
Can we get an eBruh stream?
Someone bro.
You're so pussy, where'd that ego at?
I mean, unless someone starts talking crazy.
Bro, if someone starts talking crazy,
then you list the achievements and the accolades.
Like, yeah, I was on Netflix, yeah, I was on an island,
yeah, I did this and that.
But if it's like, oh, I like this streamer
more than this streamer because this
then like bro I don't give a fuck
all right here we go
here we go here we go here we go
number 10 not hard not gonna lie
all right lacy let's see
lacy
um uh let's see
I'm looking at the list in my left for names
Um
Lacey you're looking at him. Oh my 44
Okay, what are you? It's coming. It's coming soon Lacey. It's coming soon
streamers
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go neon and I'm gonna go Lacey and then I'm gonna go Marlin
What we think it what we think
No
I'm playing with me, man.
Why why why I'm just kidding. All right, let me try me really think about this bro because honestly
Look at other people I'm seeing what I'm trying to remember what people did this year
Kick a number eight, bro. I mean, bro, you can't be biased. All right. This is not a
friend's list. Agent agent did survive. He did a lot of like survival shit this year.
I just didn't put bad work into his content
Bro, I'm gonna have to go Marlin also did a lot of tours
I'm gonna go with Lacey here
I'm not gonna lie. No not on some friendship like Lacey I see big grinding bro and Lacey got accolades too, man
Okay
Lazy got accolades too
Friends list and then I'm gonna have to go with
I'm gonna go agent here I'm gonna go agent because agent has done a lot of shit content-wise surviving
Amazon rainforest
Survival in the in the Australian thing my barber
Even though I disavowed that you're the only person that gave me flowers. Thank you Jason. Lacey, bro
You know, you know, I got you, right? Okay, but if you were shit, I will tell you you were shit
But bro
Rage raise been traveling a lot more
I'm having to go your race. I agree. Race definitely has to be on this list.
Joe Bart should be 10. Joe Bart? Joe Bart is good. Marlin? Yeah, I'm thinking about Marlin right now.
I'm thinking about Marlon.
Bias Liz?
Bro, just because I'm friends with people that are top 10.
Wait!
Oh my god!
I'm supposed to only do top 10!
Aw.
Alright, Lacey, I'm gonna have to eliminate you from this list and put cinnamon, bro,
This is make my top ten right now bro facts
This is me right fucking down. This is a top ten right right here right now
All right
Interchangeable Jinxie
Number one I show speed number two. I show speed number one Jinxie number two interchangeable facts
stable round number three okay consistent stream-long content I think
they have to be that crazy he's just fucking hilarious okay okay so late
video games average 50k XUC streams every day funny has horrible takes and
has a Richard Milley number five deserves black boy max influential music
Rollie loud when I'm out of town number six oh they pixel just consistent video
gay more desktop streaming epic okay burnt peanut fucking hell bro
dad made it bro you know I don't be fucking more I'm making this shit my
list
No, no more. All right, if it's top 10 for real, if we don't take it for real
I'm not I'm not I'm not
I'm not gonna be like this and then I'm gonna go
Not to go
I'm going to myself based off content drop this year and
and consistency.
Ah, fuck, I know why this is hard, bro.
This is hard.
No, yada, Kato.
Let's be real.
This is my list.
Yeah, I know, but I'm still struggling
because after, after,
I'm not to go with I'm not to go with genuinely don't know bro content wise if
he's content wise and consistency I'm gonna put agent agent honestly he
deserves the spot bro and he just did some fucked up shit with his face to I
think that's funny and then I'm gonna have to go with I'm actually a lacy here
No bullshit. This is my top ten right here.
Um, yeah.
Yep, this is me. This is me.
Weak list, complex ass list, twitch list, uh...
Here, Lacy or Ada Ross?
What's that?
Bro hates women?
I
Aiden a pop to part timer
I mean I basically ate a clip. I don't think I watch the streams
So I get if y'all say he a part timer name them I'll go with a seat
Fence City list how bro how bro my get mentioned at least once or twice a day
not top 10 woman streamers okay do I do the top one with woman streamers I
feel like you should separate you're a bot all right I'm ready to get clipped
I'm ready to get caught a fucking retard and ready to get caught up
How the fuck you but yeah, I'm ready to get caught everything bro. All right. This is my lesson
I can call me a retard. Oh, you want to be one bro? Who gives a fuck man?
Marlin, but we're doing streamers Marlin I
I don't think he's top ten streamers bro, but he's definitely high on the list of like just I think like I think Lacey
Said it best or I saw his list where it's like top ten in the media Marlon down there number two number three
Excuse me.
They going to be mad at this?
All right, let me take myself out of this list, Baron.
There we go.
Let's go to comma.
Tell me I got a boss call from his girl?
No, no, not today.
What are you doing?
Right there.
You're gonna ring the devil's service, I'm hungry.
Out of all the calls.
Out of all the calls yesterday, last night.
Actually, no, good night before.
Or it was like...
About me?
No, my girl was like...
Talking about this and shit.
He got caught for saying something that's that and shit.
Imagine your girl being like, yo stop doing that K-Shit, bro, but John's a mad touchy
girl.
Like, when I see John just rubbing on Arke or rubbing on who the fuck, I get uncomfortable
doing anyone else.
She was like, how come every time I touch her, give me a name?
I see, the recent videos I've seen of you was you humping rap and I was like, what?
And then she was like, I'm not gonna lie, I want my man to look masculine online, and I was like, so I can't.
I'm not jealous, trust me, I'm not done.
She was like, you can, but it's like, up to you.
And I was like, oh my god.
What the fuck's going on?
It's gonna be weird.
I'm frustrated! I'm frustrated, Ralph! I'm fucking frustrated!
I haven't seen her in two fucking months!
I mean
Oh, bro, they she added her just do what they are. Yeah, what is this for?
Gryff? What the fuck? Oh my god, man. That's a dead-ass Gryff.
Kat, you made some coffee today with ease, man.
With fucking ease, man.
Can we get a clap it up for Jason and me?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Borrowing?
What?
What?
You're the cop.
Cap?
Yeah, I'm not going to ask cap, bro.
I bought me some coffee, but I didn't do the plastic cup.
What?
Um...
There's the one!
What? What? What? What?
No, no, no!
Hey!
No, no, no!
No!
No!
Oh!
He just landed!
He just landed!
Ah...
How about...
I'm gonna snap your wrist. Nah, I know that hurt, bro. I need to learn how to wrestle,
bro. But I got him up there, man. Bro, I'm gonna, oh my god, just wait here. Literally,
just wait. Literally, after June 6th, I'm gonna get my weight up, bro. I'm gonna get
out of the 150 range and probably gonna bulk up to like 165 pure muscle lean
bulk okay and it'll be a different story it'll be a different fucking story
don't hit legs that's what it is bro I did I think that's what it is I think a
lot of my muscle is on my I'm like top heavy bro my legs are
are un-proportionate to my upper body. That's what it is. That's what it is.
Know you're short and light? Version! Who's version? I can't watch this cringe shit, man.
You know, adapt? That's not Suki.
That's dead a silky fit though.
Okay, that's racist. This is not a silky fit, bro.
Not a suit. I mean, look.
Lookie it is. It is. Cause like the skin type, compression, shirt, skull cap, glasses,
and a bright colored cap. Not bad at all.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jason!
Hey, I'm live.
Hey, Jason, look.
Hey, how'd you feel, man?
What?
I don't know, you're talking to the big four.
The big four?
What?
Oh, some bullshit?
Hey, I heard you're the big 12 though. It's okay though. I mean a
Talk it to the big four right now. You know, I mean Jason. So, uh, you know, how about you drop 100 gifted pay some respects?
I just woke up, bro. I was gonna say you deserve it
Why bro making his voice deep?
Bro chill out
All right, I just woke up
Woke up to a fucking cynical. No, you were not gonna say that didn't stream yesterday. So I slept in
then woke up to a cynical.
Yes I was.
You know my ass does not deserve to be at number four, bro.
You know.
Max, you literally deserve it.
Are you just trying to farm a clipper now?
No.
Sapphire, three years in a row, you deserve it.
Best?
Oh, God, I would have made my voice five.
You're my goal, bro.
You know what, Jason?
You're gonna get streamer of the year.
Yo, Marcus, bro.
Fuck you.
I've got into a deep dark hole of Jason.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Jason!
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Poof!
Sanamon Role
Keep your cool
Sanibon
Sanibon Synopolis
Saniti
San San Sahur
Matthew Kway Son
and Jason
That's fucking wrong, that's a good one
Yeah, it's a big fan
How did you find me, man?
You're a big fan, by the way
You're not a fan, man
Yes I am, bro
You're my family
I'm just fucking kidding.
How did you find me, man?
You're a big fan, by the way.
You're not a fan.
Yes I am, bro.
You're my family.
I'm just fucking kidding.
Damn, bro.
He really grew up.
I was about 17 and that's crazy, dude.
It's fresh out of high school
And he's not okay M3 in the chat giving the Marlin Marlin clip
Well
M3 bro M3, let me let me say okay media top two top three, okay?
Let's dream it but it's like Ty Dulles on streaming. Okay, Ty Dulles on he don't be streaming, right?
But I'm sure if you go outside and he's gonna get recognized like this. You know that
Dream swarm is not equal top top
Just say shit bro
Bad clips bro come on bro
Stop with the bad clips.
Marlin popping 100 million thousand percent.
Marlin has motion.
Way more motion than me.
Streaming though.
Streaming though.
Sookie saying Jason upgraded from chop chop to just chop.
I'm not chopped. I'm not chopped, bro. I mean look at this shit, man.
Bro. These... these IG models.
Yeah.
Who is the best looking?
I'll take myself to six for y'all ladies. It's okay.
Dad, go to the front, bro.
Thank you.
Oh, there's a thank you.
Bro, go back to one, bro.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
Wait, where'd you go back?
No, let's put it.
Put it to one and five.
Put it to number one.
What's up, my jab?
Most attractive, I have been to the gym, bro,
so everybody needs an attractive member who can do it.
Four and six.
Oh, she just called me pop.
Adam Taylor, Adam Taylor, man.
She just called me chug.
And then five and six.
OK, yeah.
Sorry, man, I'm with you, bro.
There is a polar bear in Harlington, Texas.
There is a polar bear in Harlington, Texas.
And he's shot his title like this, dude.
Like, one eye right here, one eye right here.
This right here is jealousy.
This right here is envy.
This right here is a man that wishes he was me.
And, Silky, I'm sorry, bro.
Truth, Luke, how do you look better than you?
All right, male gaze, female gaze.
It's a difference, bro.
I don't care to get called chop by a bunch of fucking men.
Alright?
let's do the fucking IG model rate and ranks
all the core guys again.
Let's fucking do it, man.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Sealing cons, please?
Can you let me fucking beat?
Bitch!
Marlin win it?
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
minus Marlon, man.
Can we do the minus Marlon, please?
Dude, no, no, no, no.
I actually scrapped the whole video.
Bro, Marlon won the whole fucking thing.
Oh my God, we could do it this week.
Marlon out here.
Jason and Wayne is calling Lou.
But Lou loves her job, right?
Lou literally loves her job.
What is this?
Okay, okay, what the fuck are they doing with these pictures, man?
What is this?
I'll ask her right now.
Chad, did they, look at the, they, they white-faced them, no?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, complex, bro, y'all did me wrong, man.
Yeah
Watch she loves her fucking job
Yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look, walk in.
Oh, shit, look, I got an early birthday car for you.
I mean, yeah, got an early birthday gift for you.
Got an early birthday car for you.
Because your birthday is coming up, right?
So I know you love this spot a lot, so I got you a gift card.
Okay.
Here you go.
What's just sitting on your desk?
It's a Panda Express.
Is this good enough in Asia?
No, because I've seen you get PF changed a lot on your door-dash, so Panda and Loki are arguably better.
Thank you!
Of course, wait, when's your actual birthday?
Uh, the 20th day.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Five days, I got five days. I got you, I got you.
What would you want as a birthday gift?
Is this actually?
Yeah, you can have that.
Oh, what would it?
It's in the gift card.
Oh, okay, thank you.
Okay, so listen.
Yeah.
Let's throw a rager.
Let's throw a rager.
I'm gonna have the OSDS host here.
I don't know if you get the address going on again, Treet.
Uh-huh.
And let's fuck it up.
Are you gonna be the bouncer?
Yeah, I'll be the bouncer.
Okay.
Okay.
But yeah, what would you want as a birthday gift?
Anything.
Anything?
Yeah.
But if you were to like want something because I know I give you headaches sometimes, you
actually every time, you'd be saying like your head hurts a lot and you get migraines
for some reason a lot.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's because of me, but you know what I mean.
Yeah what do you want?
If you were to have anything.
Anything?
Anything at all?
Anything.
anything? anything at all? anything. a head massage? a head massage? yeah. from me? no.
like a spot like a spotting? yes. okay okay okay okay okay okay. alright a head massage
Okay, that's easy easy. Okay bet sign the 25th. I got you. Okay. Okay. Um
Now second question
Do you like your job
Yeah
I fucking told you I'll fucking I fucking told you because there's an that you didn't like your job
But like what they're not to like about
Working with
Yeah
Like yeah
Why would she lie she has no reason to lie
Hey, what was this fucking spamming LOL's and like when files in the chat, okay, bro
No, bleep twice. No, there's no okay. Oh TV or Jason. We
I don't mind, here we go again.
Because I poach her from OTV.
So OTV or JTW?
JTW.
And you're not just saying that?
No.
Alright.
It's physical though.
Physical?
Oh yeah.
And the other endocrine stays and the other one.
I'll get back to you.
Bro, what did I say?
What did I say, bro?
What did I say?
I told y'all, man.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, that's me, bro. Phantom, yeah.
You know, I thought he said Phantom was a part of me that night.
I didn't think he was talking about his own.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, bro.
But yeah, the guy that interviewed you was a fucking nut, man.
Like, he didn't even know what he was talking about at all.
Yeah, he's a little bit of a burner.
I'll be honest with you.
Um, yo, so I saw you doing that.
I'm down, bro. I'm literally down, bro. I'm down.
I'm out of go- I'm out of pull-up right now.
I said, I'm down.
No, no, no, I'm saying you, you, I saw you say you're doing a co-ed, uh, thing.
Yeah.
Tomorrow.
So what time are you doing it?
It's three.
It's three.
I'm actually, I need one more person, bro.
But I know you, I know you're big enough.
Damn, bro.
Cause if you moved it to like five, I could make it, but I'm not going to tell you to
move your own thing, you know what I'm saying?
But I couldn't make it, probably.
But then I would have to stall it till five PM.
But then I would have to stall it till 5 p.m.
No, but I don't want to push back your own content, but that kind of would be fun.
So you're saying push it back.
Why is my chat spamming mad content?
What does that mean?
So, bro, I got mad content today, I'm out of this, yeah, I'm down to do P.O. Bucks opening
today. Yeah, I'm just saying I could probably make it there. Maybe I could join in late.
Maybe maybe. Yeah, I'm gonna just text you. Okay. Yeah, bro, I'm gonna go back to my work now.
Okay, you weren't gonna ask me like, yo, let's let's open Pito. Yeah, let me get like five boxes
So you want to, you want to open, you don't think NMS would be like, why are you opening
some of this?
Bro, but I put you top three on my list, though.
Okay, well I put you top 15.
I think you're pretty good.
I have you, I've set up on you.
I have, um, Kai, I have, um, who else, actually, um, I had, um, who else to give me some of
some of this.
So some of us, there's a couple of other consumers.
Thank you for talking.
I'm about to talk to you.
Hey, bro, I'll put your,
I mean, back in my days, I was a fan, bro.
It's pretty good.
Thank you, bro.
All right, bro.
All right, bro, I wanna go back to work.
I'll see you in maybe soon.
How are you hanging out, bro?
All right.
What's your content, bro?
Me and a dad, we doing rice and crackers, bro.
And the content is about to load.
John, about to pull up.
I'm about to pull the monstokie
Fuck you, you never saw this before!
Who wins this?
Yeah, that's a barrier.
Yeah, I need to get some more.
Ah, that's cool.
I'm such a fool, think I'm handsome
Such a fool, I'm behind it and I'm nice to him
I've been getting fucked up, I've been getting so much fun
That's the one I love and love when I die
I can trust her, I don't know why
I'm so good at it
You are, my god, you predicted it
Next!
Dude, that was a fucking banger
Wow
When you do some email shit again, man
Cause that, hey bro
That fee-free song, we gotta get back, man
The whole Chasvin' Spamming
Bambin, FF second in, too.
Gotta bring that shit back.
Why didn't this guy put Suki as a feature with Jason?
All right.
Poor boy's culture.
Ahem.
I
Silky took laser from NMS so Jason's response was to take silky from SLG
Why didn't you join I
Really wanted to do this but I
Also, you know the quarter finals for the World Cup is on the same exact day plus some ass at fucking basketball
You know I'm saying so yeah
Never hoop again, okay, but
You hate charity
Well, I would go there and I would get five minutes of playtime and maybe it get an air ball going
did you put coffee beans in it? did I do it?
Santi wanna be JDab?
I'm gonna be honest, this is not even that crazy, I'm gonna be honest.
This is not even that crazy.
You need a pat on the head and a gang call a good boy, it's nowhere near fucking gay,
like putting a fucking gypsy dog.
Bro, of course, by you, bro, some shit you've done.
Yeah, bro, I've done this shit before and this is hunger right here now
Jada somehow Jada was in the corner watching
Jealous as fuck. How do you even I didn't even fucking notice he was I?
Didn't even notice he was in this clip, bro
was this 9 a.m. Was it today?
That's a wow. Yeah, you know what? That's a good train of thought.
I've been suddenly the whole army saw me.
Oh, damn!
Eww!
Took a break from cooking and raving.
Damn!
Bro, easy lookin' like a movie, bro.
Did I miss out?
Fuck you mean oh shit
God I'm just bored
We need to use our collective influence to get him professionally diagnosed with illiterate labubu syndrome
Bro moves you got cooked by Maya and did nothing about it. You're a fucking loser, bro. You're a fucking loser
Also, Val attorney val attorney lineup, let me tell y'all right now, bro
We need one I should have been told y'all this let me know
Who I should get
We're doing a girls or the girls will be drafting our tomorrow's gonna be fun as fuzz can be it's gonna be cool
Right now confirmed got Kaide, Valkyrie, Sonny, Sakura,
Mayliz, Chocobars, and Maury.
So we need one more girl, okay?
We need one more girl.
Who though? Who though?
I'm trying to find girls that are like, not too good,
but not too ass.
Or I could get a completely fucking trash can of a player because I do need one more guy because for the guys is me
Lacey E Rob Zoil Archie Yugi silky
So I could get a complete fucking shitter equal shitter
Send a not down page could get page Tina
I mean I didn't bother asking because you feel me
Here's your boss call from your girl
She don't understand that's how that's how bro show love that's what I'm saying, bro
It's easy to flirt and that's what your boys and
Your rage um, I actually did ask rage, but I don't know
I don't know. I think he's busy or something fooslee fooslee is busy poke me poke me busy
Who should I Jody busy fooslee busy Alzami bruh
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
I mean, I could get her.
Hold on, man.
Lacey about to say some more.
Inside of his fucking face.
Lacey, you're fucking ugly.
And you're the only person to gain weight off a reddit.
That's where he crossed the line.
That's where he crossed the line.
Yep, let's see.
Look at the retweets going in the chat, though.
I'm about to say how it truly is.
Jason, Jason Arene is a direct message to you, son.
To me?
He's talking about potential,
about genuinely good-looking human beings.
Yo, the TikTok is getting to your head, Gates.
There is a key difference between us, Jay.
My problems are fixable.
You've been having a potential for a past three years, bro.
I can lose weight.
And you have it for about three years.
You've got hold, bro, off of a rent, how?
You cannot fix. You need full facial reconstruction surgeries.
Stolen jokes, bro. Stolen jokes. Stolen jokes.
You are born chopped. You're genetically chopped.
Bro, you dug your hair to be like Marlin, bro. You're chopped.
You are fucking ugly.
Alright, whatever you- Yo, I ain't gonna lie! Nah, nah, John, let's go upstairs!
John, John, let's go upstairs!
Yo, stop that briefly bullshit.
Oh
Yo!
So, what is he doing, bro?
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
So you duck in the chop-crumper, say it, cause-
I'm not ducking!
We got a chopped off, bro. We got a chopped off.
Let's have a chopped off.
We already did this shit a while back.
Let's have a chopped off.
All the girl called somebody, bro.
Because, remember that face shoe we did?
Redacted shoe?
Got IG models?
Yes, and we were one and two in the back.
We were one and two. We were the two on the back.
No, you weren't two.
I was.
I was.
I was two. You were one.
Okay.
I don't even know how you were one.
Bro female gaze male fake gays
Maybe the male think you're more attractive me but the girls they think no they don't definitely no they don't
Here's it but here the topic of this conversation we were having you're not even you're missing your fucking chop
I'm missing the context. What's the context the context was the context was at if at our P
OO LOLAH
That's all for 10 much
Who would be the best looking?
You are-
I'm sorry, you are at your peak
and you're still Trump!
I'm not at my peak
This is your peak right now
This is your peak!
How's it my peak?
This is your peak?
I don't have- I don't have shit!
This is not my peak!
I have a peak jet!
In here, it's still recovering from the bleach
you see the brown as dead hair
BUT DELLA F**K
Yeah, he did that.
He did that.
He did that.
I mean, the print, right?
Yeah.
That is the word money.
He's came in to say, ah, you know?
What?
Oh, five boxes.
Five boxes?
I'm going to go back to work.
Five boxes?
I'm going to go back to work.
I'm going to get five boxes.
What?
I'm going to go back.
Oh, my, my, my chance at that.
I'm going to get five boxes.
What is that?
That.
That's a girl.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No, bro.
You don't like shit.
Let's do the competition.
No, you're thinking...
I see models, bros.
Let's do a YouTube video.
No, bro, I'm down.
You're not understanding my point.
Bottom two.
You don't hear my point.
I hear your point, bros.
I hear your point.
My issue is that I'm fat.
I love food.
That's a huge bucket.
I don't like the gym.
But you don't like the gym.
But if I lock it on my body...
If bro you will never pick that body.
But this was the conversation, the conversation was at our peak.
The conversation was at our peak.
And the truth of the matter is, my issues are fixable.
You were just genetically impaired to look like a thief.
Clearly not fixable bro.
You were just genetically impaired.
You got out ready for 30 months.
You were genetically back.
My god!
Genetically un-gifted is the definition of you.
Your eyes, you spawned in with your eyes on two suckers.
You got to get surgery to fix that
Ain't granny's too so it's not even it's not a fluke in the granny's too you remember that bro you
You live in the tiktok and it's get your fucking head. No, I'm not yes you are bro
No, I'm not that doesn't ask you. No, you don't stand in my head
You don't generally in my head is when I go when I fucking go to the gym in the morning and the girls are waiting outside for me
Yeah, and I'm black. And I'm black with a six, eight inch BBC.
Like, what are you saying, bro?
That's just not real. It's not real. And why is it so fucking hot in this room?
Oh, you know what? I thought we were both gonna fucking kill ourselves.
Tell me what degrees that says.
No, no, no, come here. Tell me what degrees that says.
What does that say right there?
What does that say right there?
That says 97 degrees.
97?
Yeah!
97 fucking degrees in that room!
How is that him?
I don't know! I was sweating!
It's so hot, bro!
Get a fair some shit.
We got a ride back.
We have to do this.
We're back but Marley can't be the video. Marley can't be the video.
He has to be.
All the way that is unfair.
He has to be.
All the way that is unfair.
Yeah Marley just ruined everything.
We're out of that ass.
No let's just put Marley in it.
It's who happens.
Okay.
Okay yeah.
I don't give a fuck bro.
I mean second is the best.
IG models ranked the core boys.
That would bane.
That would literally bane.
All right, but Marlon, honestly, he would probably win the biggest dick, he would probably win the biggest dick.
What if we had to give Marlon a nerf?
How would you nerf him?
They're not very getting right.
Mmm.
We could get up like the makeup artist and do something to his face.
And then they would just try to win anyways, and then we get him at his periphery.
Or, I mean, it would have to be like crazy CGI make up, you know, you're right.
Alright, let's have a minute, fuck you, I don't think Merlin will win anything.
I genuinely don't.
Wait, you're on Balda 15K?
I'm on Balda 15K?
Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm not sure that.
You know, I am actually, I am, I am, I am.
Asked if you'd mix up guys and girls?
Oooooooh!
Yeah?
Guess some, guess some, what you said you wanted, uh, guys and girls?
Yeah, we can get gays in there, man.
Let's get gays in there.
Let's get gays in there, then.
Oh, Marlin can host, too.
Oh, Marlin can host.
Oh, no, that's like, bro, that's Dick sucking if we make Marlin host because he's going to win everything.
Chad, is that not dick-writing?
Not really, because we do need a host.
That's not, that line of crazy.
He's not going to win every category.
I mean, what did we do last year?
We did Biggest Dick.
It was Biggest Dick, best-looking, richest, most clout.
Uh, uh, who has, what was it?
Who has, um, who's the nicest and who would you want to marry?
I think a lot of, uh, if you're a girl, bro, then you would get an lineup from me, Flazy,
Adav, Marlon, Silky, but I'm gonna pay Marlon, uh, I'll have to pay all of her.
I know you're trying to date suck, but like.
free privilege fuck bro he look good now he does look good he definitely looks
good but I just the thing is is I've in this might be delusion genuinely delusion
I think I'm the best looking right now
Yeah, you did us. Yes
That's just not true that's not true realistically speaking
No, because can we talk about it?
No, no, we need to talk about something else.
We need to talk about something else.
We need to talk about something else.
No, bro, I'm sorry to say it, brother, but Silkie's actually chopped.
Silkie's like truly chopped.
Yeah, he's chopped.
He's fucking...
He's chopped.
I might actually have Silkie in the bottom.
Silkie?
over over Ron and you for sure
he's the job yeah I mean you just have you're just dig right at this point I'm
not dig where I'm being honest it's a difference well I heard Tony Jefferson
that's coming over he's pulling up Cowboys legend right now yeah actually yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah Tony fucking Jefferson bro which I'm about to do
We're about to do I might give him some in the house have a pull up has he have you guys met it?
And then um, we're gonna do guess the football player
Oh, so you got another football player no, no, I got football players
Yeah
Jason looks good. No, you guys are flying
Jason looks better Jason looks good Jason better than Lacey
uh
Jinxie mobs
Son, yon
Jason
Jason looks good
Jason looking gay Jason was just now. They're all saying that I'm chopping the jacket. Jason needs to be fucking. Oh, could you give me advice for dr. K?
Oh, when are you doing that tomorrow?
I'm actually nervous. I'm not really nervous. I'm not sitting in the background. I'm actually. What time are you doing it? I'm watching. 10 a.m.
I'm like actually nervous, bro, but don't throw that. I'm not gonna
control control, but here's the thing is I don't they I don't want to troll but the
chat wants me to be talking about fucking my cocaine addiction. Okay, so that's
troll I don't actually have a cocaine addiction. What would you actually talk
about? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Before you go through the session you
Tell dr. Gabe what topics you want to hate like me as I talk about parents relationship issue
Monsters
Well, you should wear that
Yeah, what's the catch?
I mean, there's no catch.
There's Lily, no catch.
It doesn't just says wrong.
It goes like a thing.
It does, doesn't hit me.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, how are you going to know what you're saying?
I don't know.
You're not going to know.
You just have it.
Oh, I don't know about this one.
You're not allowed to talk.
For what?
For the purpose.
For the purpose.
Is it here at Swiss?
I feel like it's bad.
I feel like it's like a slope.
No.
No, you're right.
Well, the front says wrong.
Yeah.
So basically that was what Jeffrey XT wore.
It was like the iconic thing that he wore.
Oh my god, I remember.
Yeah, so, you enjoy that on the rocker.
You can have it though, on the house.
OTH, I'll call it.
How did you even get that reference?
How do you, how does he even know that XT wore this?
I haven't thought about that, though.
TUNA!
I mean, it is quarter zip season.
I'm gonna be honest, it's actually a tough hoodie too.
He's not even that bad.
Oh, he's not even that bad.
I'll actually rock it.
Fucking Epstein hoodie.
How did you get those?
They're saying game war.
Wait, where are we talking about?
Fuck.
Oh, Dr. Gay.
Dr. Gay, yeah.
Yeah, so before I did mine.
I texted you about my parents, your relationships,
about streaming, and I mean that's it.
Okay.
What did you text them?
What did you want to tell them?
Why did you send them my chats at me?
What was the list?
Gambling addiction, drug addiction, sex addict.
You're a sex addict?
A parent according to my chats.
Why are you going to a therapy session
and getting shit from your chat?
And what, in your heart right now,
what are you dealing with mentally that you struggle with
and it makes you sad or something you wish you could change,
bro?
Like, bro, if you look at Lacey Burner
and you see the tweets that Lacey Burner be posting,
bro, you gotta put that and send it to her.
Yeah, to be honest, my wrist pain's really bad.
failure. That's not emotional. Okay. Emotional. Um, I'd say food addiction. Honestly, I don't
have a food addiction. I'd say I'd say probably would be I'm not a sad person though. Why
you don't? I mean, like, you don't have to be a sad person to go therapy. Like, just
like inner, inner issues that.
Okay.
I talk about, um...
So why the fuck do you talk about?
Oh, I would talk about balancing real life and streaming.
That's a good one, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Um...
Mm, fuck.
What are you insecure about?
Not really anything anymore.
It's honestly kind of hard to be insecure when, you know,
like I got like thousands of people
just calling me fat every day.
It's kind of hard to be insecure, honestly.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm addicted to porn.
You're addicted to porn?
I mean, yeah, I'll talk about my weight.
What about your weight?
Like, oh, like I hate when people call me fat,
but I cannot do that.
But I don't care.
Okay.
I don't actually care.
Well, if you don't actually care then that's not gonna be a thing or or you might have like a deep
Like a security about your way. Oh, I don't but if that's not a real thing then you don't
Maybe maybe yeah, cuz he brought like some real tears out of me that I didn't think before
Like you have
Family issues
I've been a fucking like loving household, my parents are still together.
Yeah, like, okay, alright, um, struggle to lose the last 20, 30 pounds for like two years.
No, I'm not struggling to lose pounds, I'm just, I'm taking miskids advice.
Um, so, your uncle touched you?
Yeah.
to talk about, did that affect you to this day?
No, it didn't affect me back then.
He didn't like touch me in my privates.
He would just, at like family reunions,
he would come up and suck my ear a little bit
and pinch my nipple.
It's like, hey, kiddo.
You did, huh?
Yeah.
But it's not.
It seems like not really, um, not really like.
Oh, I could talk about why I get anxiety when I don't
stream for a few days yeah yeah yeah that's an issue yeah but you mean real
more life issues right than streaming issues but you didn't you didn't like
the uncle touching thing like that didn't really affect you like you like that
I didn't like you but I was a kid so like when my uncle would come up that was
like that was just when I was used to as a kid looking back on it now I'm
definitely a little weird, but at the time, you know, oh, I'm talking about
I'm talking about dealing with the chat. I'm gonna put the chat on blast. That's
what I'm gonna do. So, sweet ass sissy boy with no trauma. So you have trauma.
Well, I grew up, my parents never said I love you to me. I've never seen my
parents case or hug growing up. My parents used to argue all the time and I
Which is my kind of accepted
Never knew my grandparents cuz they died before I was born
Only child so I was just sitting on the laptop all day
They watched prank invasion to get get boners and jerk off
Okay, but you know I go out. Okay. Well, okay. Well, I have kind of something I have one down you say that
I don't like holidays anymore. I don't like to celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas
What?
What?
What?
What?
Because since my grandpa died, he would always cut the turkey, and now I have no way to cut
the turkey.
And on Christmas, I would always go to my grandpa's house, but he died, so now I just don't really
care about Christmas or Thanksgiving.
That's honestly not a bad one.
That's a good one?
That's a good one?
That's real?
That's real?
Yeah, that's a good one, though?
Yeah, if your grandpa really affected you, then yeah.
Why are y'all laughing?
I don't think I should have chat open during this tomorrow.
Did you close chat?
Yeah, I closed chat.
But I would like, call repeat the chat sometimes.
OK.
But I still cry, though.
OK, so definitely talk about that one.
Could talk about definitely streaming and anxiety
and being able to separate my real life from my streaming
life.
Come on, give me some more that you talked about.
Give me some more trauma than you have.
Relationships, you can see you have a public relationship.
How does that affect you?
I mean, it doesn't really anymore.
It definitely used to.
Okay, well, then I don't fucking know, bro.
I mean, you could talk about gambling, does that affect you?
Like have you lost a lot of money to the point where?
It's investing, it's not gambling, it's investing.
Are you secretly in love with someone else?
No?
Are you...
See what I mean?
Just try to talk about it.
See if I'm gay.
See if I'm bisexual.
I mean, that's like a real issue that people have.
Damn, I don't have much trauma.
Well then...
I didn't know I had to have trauma.
I mean, I was just...
trauma.
Didn't have to be trauma.
Hobox addiction
Gambling drugs weed food and buying cars addiction. Yo, those aren't real things. Okay, so
Well, yeah, why you say that's not an issue
Well, we're closeted. That's not an issue. That's a deep-rooted
Insecurity within yourself that you just need to come out and tell the world world about if you're a searly gay
Like I would fully accept you. I'm not bisexual. No, no, okay, then fully straight. Are you sure? Yes
I brows lit up
You said that what did I say?
Me oh, I'm your bisexual. No, no, I said that I
I meant that the issue of you being like scared to come out. That's what I mean by issue. Being gay is not an issue.
If you're gay. Because honestly I would accept you bro as a friend. But I would want you to be gay.
If you were actually like, it would be open to you.
You want to fuck me?
No, I don't want to fuck you. I would. No. No. I'm gonna stop this.
You want me to be gay?
No, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, I actually have a good one.
Sometimes when I get bored, I do impulse and dumb shit.
Like I'll dye my hair or get a tattoo or...
Yeah, that's an issue, yeah?
Yeah, I'm impulsive, I'm impulsive.
Yeah, that's an issue.
Okay, so I can talk about me being impulsive.
When I get bored, I eat.
When you get bored, you buy pets
and then you give them away.
Okay, I know I did that twice, three times,
Yeah, okay, you can talk about that
Are you writing these down? No, I'm just thinking
Okay, I think I think I'm good. Yeah. Yeah
I'm a bathroom, baby. What does that mean? I don't know
Write them down now remember remember remember remember, but I will be honest other than that
I feel you don't really have that many issues like in terms of therapy
I think I think he'll definitely bring some stuff out
But like I don't really have any issues like growing up. I never
Like you seem like you had shit some issues growing up. I don't have a shit time. I just was Asian girl an Asian
House household
So Asian Asian like Asian watch it like Asian parents don't
They don't like
or anything no I don't think my dad ever has sex with my mom like after I was
born and like looking back it's kind of sad to think about like I wish my
parents had sex when I was you feel me but not in a weird way and like oh I
want to just say that again like in a way that's like oh I want them to show
love towards each other cuz I didn't even see them kiss at all bro you know
I mean you wish you saw your parents had sex no no no no I didn't say I wish I saw the
high sex I wish that I wish I wish because I know they didn't have sex
well because I slept with them up until I was like 14 what if they just what if
they were gay fuckers and when you went to school they just got it on because
they would go to work though they would go to work so you think your whole
entire shout of growing up your parents never had sex you know they might was
putting any work in no no no no no bro my parents never
They never kiss they never hug this is bad clips bro, bro
That's not what I'm talking about
I'm talking about like they never showed love towards each other and that's just what I wanted as a kid
But I'm one of my parents to to be affectionate to each other because I went to to school and all the white kids and
Their parents will be kissing on them and shit and I get picked up and and I would just like oh bad getting fucking car
You're gonna you're gonna go to this tutor after school
All right, and if you get nine times nine right, then you get to eat tonight. You know what I'm saying?
Like I didn't get a fucking I didn't get toys or anything
I got I had a fucking beg for League of Legends gift cards because because
That's the video game that I played growing up, bro
And then that that shaped me into a fucking loser that I am today, bro
And now I got this deep rooted insecurity that I just don't like to talk about
With other people and that's because of League of Legends, but in fact of my parents never loved each other or showed love each other
And you just wish just one time you would have just been able to know your parents were having sex.
In the other room, while you were playing League of Legends, maybe just hear the walls be getting pounded a couple times, right?
Well, if you would have liked that, it sounds odd, but you feel me?
Okay. I mean, that's valid. See, me? I'm- I'm- I had the complete opposite.
Like my parents were always hugging each other,
always giving a kiss, hello, kiss, good bye.
One time I even walked out on them having sex.
Salamone to eyes.
That's not a problem, bro.
Yeah.
Bro, yeah.
I envy that, bro.
You've been...any...that I walked in on my parents having sex?
No, but no, not that, but the fact that your parents had a loving relationship with each
other.
You feel me?
Wait, so you think your parents began it all now?
Hell no.
I don't even think my dad's shit goes up, bro.
Damn.
Yeah.
Shout it back out.
Because the back of the day he was definitely slamming, but now like very old.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Wait, so that's like normal in Asian culture?
Like people get married and they just don't be like fucking or anything?
Or like kissing?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm an older generation of me.
Okay.
Hey.
I mean hey, listen bro.
is even though even though you throw up again to watch your parents lock lips or
you hear any fucking or anything or anything like that growing up you know
at least you got at least you had parents that at least you got to where you
are today and that for me not seeing your parents make love for you into Jason
the ween that you are today no honestly I want to change the thing because the
the fact that I didn't see them, you know, love each other
makes me wanna love on the person that I get with.
So it makes you wanna be a little whore.
Not a whore, but it would be loving towards other people.
Okay, so it basically is like, damn,
oh, I see what you're saying.
So it's like, damn, I didn't get to see my parents fuck.
So I'm trying to be a jackrabbit, fucker.
Yeah, in a way.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, so I wanna change the thing.
It definitely shaped me into a person.
It's just in your chat.
Asian Jeff, I'm gonna literally-
Does Lacey know I'm a knock-achieving out?
Jeff, buddy.
["Age of the Beast"]
Brother, Asian Jeff, brother,
I'm gonna put him into the fucking grave.
Does he have any boxing experiences at all?
He's been training, so.
Brother Jeff, I hope you know,
I'm gonna treat you like you're a mate
when they're in there, you know?
I'm gonna try my absolute hardest
to fucking kill you in there.
Like, I'm not even trolling.
I'm not trolling.
And I asked the dad, yo, should I like,
fill it out and have fun with it?
If he's super ass?
And dad was like, no, bro, you gotta just.
No, if he's ass, you literally like,
treat him like literally just pound his ass into the ground.
No, yeah.
Like just fucking straight up pound his ass into the ground.
Yeah.
Keep that confidence up, you're gonna need it.
But Jeff, I wish nothing but the best for you
I mean, actually, I don't wish anything.
I wish the worst for you because I'm fucking shit.
Wait, so is Jeff that he's actually gonna win?
I hope so.
Ron's calling?
No, he's not.
He's not even calling.
All right, bro. Well, good luck on your therapy session.
I'm gonna go, I got a collab downstairs.
Oh shit, okay, cool.
Who is it?
Not mean I mean I'm waiting till it's over my body until I'm like back
Okay
Oh god. Oh god.
Alright, I had some packages for you.
Oh, for me? Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll bring it to you.
Why is there flies circulating in the street?
Because there's actually a flies nest somewhere in the house.
Flies have a nest?
I'm pretty sure because I woke up and there were 15 flies on that window,
just floating on the inside somehow.
Well, maybe because there's a mac and cheese
that I put on the toddler right here.
Mac and cheese?
He's fucking Kraft chat mac and cheese for lunch. Yes
No, what what happened
No, you know
That's wasp and shit
Holy fuck that's how shit. I know that's all on bro
You're way better off here, bro.
Matter of fact?
Is that the devil out yet?
Adept!
Glasses.
Glasses, yeah.
Yeah, open and open right this way for traffic today.
My lady's at the gym.
Adept!
Stop, bitch.
What the fuck?
What's happening?
What's that?
What's happening outside?
Holy shit, I let them myself.
Under?
Pulse-deep game sponsors.
Ah.
Well, what about?
Hey, what's going on over here?
What's going on?
Wait for someone to get up.
Bro, he's up.
He is?
He's typing in my chat.
Bro, he's typing in bad, bro.
Get some guy out of there.
He wants some tea.
Where's he at?
I don't know where he is.
Oh man.
No, I mean, I don't know where he is.
Okay.
I know he's here.
Okay, well, keep looking.
He's on the nose.
Alright, cutie patootie.
What the fuck?
You like that?
Oh, hell.
Hey, Silky, you need some coffee?
Let me know you need coffee.
I make it I make I make a nice black coffee
You don't give eFuck?
Oh, cause coffee backwards is eFuck.
But that's hard.
Wait, see you fail to change.
What the fuck?
Here you go.
All right, what did GC say, man?
What did GC say?
Learn guitar.
He's just going to be more buzz around it.
That's why they have this entire structure with overrated,
agree, underrated.
He's saying chop.
That's why the structure like that.
But it's also just like, there is a chance
where it's just a brain dead right here.
He put you at eight?
So god thinks he put me out of eight.
Split, bro.
Did that make your dick hard? A little?
So you watching Joe Bart rate here.
I know bro. I'm gonna check bro. I'm gonna go clears me
All right, bro, can I here's I'm gonna here's the tape
I'm gonna go clears me bro. It's literally the most insane thing I've ever seen
Bro, his YouTube channel reminds me of moist critical. I'm not even kidding
Okay, who else, bro?
Again, bro, it's not about if you like them or don't like them.
These are just people that are the essence of what streaming is.
Later.
Okay, yeah, it doesn't matter if you like it or not.
I'm just saying the top 10 best streamers.
There's always people that are left out.
In my opinion top 10 best streamers the guy is gigantic literally gigantic. He's not wrong, bro. At 8
Okay, who do I put it at 8?
I want to put onation at some but I won't able to just go like two months without streaming y'all
Does he want to put onation? It's a life's been consistent. I'm not kidding
You guys I'm not ranking myself out of this I'm not gonna do that I do I kind of want to put on a schnitzel here
I'm not gonna lie
Okay, I have to lock in here for eight nine and ten my god who's gonna pick who's he gonna put?
Oh my god
Oh my god, what thank you, bro
Okay, now we have no reason in honestly. Thank you. Thank you, bro
Thank you, man pity pick, but that's not pity bro
Dick hard off a my my my dick not hard, bro
What's this
Fuckin' hot!
Damn!
Yo!
You see this?
What the fuck?
You see this?
I told y'all!
Six pack by Jules!
Look at that!
It looks so real!
Yo!
What the fuck?
Bro!
I'm not my nickel, bro.
What the fuck?
You look good, right?
You look like that one photo!
What are you talking about?
A new poolside!
Bro, all of God, if I had this, I'd do this all over.
Like, all of God.
Like, oh my God, this shit look crazy on camera.
Oh my god! Bro, this is supposed to be a Drizzy ass!
Watch your mouth, bro.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
What the fuck are you looking at, bro?
What the fuck are you looking at, bro?
What the fuck are you looking at?
Yo, I don't know.
What are you gonna say?
What are you gonna say?
Yeah, I don't know.
Fun-sized Marlin.
me if man being athletic x be the treadmill 101 x say you know the door
dash x if I locked in what emoji is this if I went to the gym today every day
demon emoji if I use my potential da da da 100 zero in hypotheticals check
Please Corbaz in calories check bokeh from birth check give me burgers give me fries give me a pot that the other fools or I retire
nice
Yo, come on y'all, let's not do calm overs, bro
m3 not serious bro m3 m3 they just try to manize marlon bruh she's uh
just what does it mean what is what do you mean
um what the fuck
Says you're calm. I ain't like it my company doing that sometimes too, but
Okay, all right, so since I'm out of it Marlon, I'm like, uh, bro like like bro
It's a hard it's a hard battle between you and that
Actually, I depth totally so okay. I'm gonna go that I'm looking at that and he's dead
You're talking about yeah stickers brother me at my PS stickers on your own me at 12% body fat is a fucking demigod walking amongst men
Okay, so that too
Ah
I'm gonna give up low-key. No digs up
Ronald with money. I'm not
No cap like wrong with glasses to like
Ron no diss up right the way how his body is right now, and he still has like a good jawline
His face his face wouldn't really change though. No, I think no, no that's my library run
It when he gets fat it doesn't go to space he actually has a pretty good genetics in that sense
I mean that if his body check like you see Jason Jason was super chopped now. He's just child. Okay, okay
So you have good eyes, so and you have good eyebrows not a lot
I see you do like some AI shit where you were basically Marlin, but you're not that tall
So you would not look like that not a lot um
So Marlin
adapt
Braun you Jason. All right now my list one of my list after people
you
you
you
you
you
you
You guys think acts above Jason I actually I'm gonna I actually agree chat just off
You want food six?
What's in my walkout bro?
I'm not gonna lie June 6th?
Brother that's in two and a half weeks.
Chad, what are we thinking man?
What are we thinking?
What's my walkout song?
What is my walk out song?
What should it be?
Is this fight still happening?
I've been put in so much time into the gym for this fight.
No way.
No, no, no, no.
Pylod did not get injured.
Say I'm god.
No, no, no, no, he didn't get injured.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
No!
Four days ago?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He didn't tell me, no.
He didn't tell me, shit.
Yo, pilot.
Hey, man, what's up?
Say I don't got you out injured.
Good, bro.
What you mean you say you'll be good what happened are you okay?
Wait, okay, are we like are you like like how bad is it?
I'm not mad at all. It's a little sore.
Okay, alright.
It's a little sore, man. That's it.
Are you sure? Like, don't you...
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, bro. See you on June 6, man.
See you on June 6, man.
I'm off the drug testing, man. Holy fuck.
Okay, but on a real note though, can't wait until the ETA clip reaches its final form during
the Jason and Wee Walkout June 6th.
I don't think I go ETA, Chad.
What do I go?
What is my walkout song?
Bro, because I'm trying to imagine me walking out with my gloves on and then fucking ETA
start playing, bro.
That's a low key weak as fuck for a walkout
I don't know what to ask bro
Who's the ref who should be my ref chat Chino
Junior H. So as an Asian man, I feel like going Junior H might look kind of crazy.
Is it crazy if as an Asian man I walk out a junior age is that crazy I am from Texas
and I grew up around a lot of Hispanic people, but no?
Or should I freeze the wha- oh no.
Oh my God, you know what I gotta go out to?
Oh my God.
I gotta go out to this.
A lot of sons know you're a dork send you to ring Jason son corny son you're a dork fucking dork fucking
Weeb, fucking dweeb, fucking fuck, fuck, legends never die.
Um, corny, just do the Junior 8 song, what about this?
You're not Aaron, but what if I go out and bite my hand like, like Wemby?
I
Even just right how good it was I don't want to interrupt your shit. You know I'm saying I just think you're gonna love it
Look your whole chance ain't trying
Okay, you go first
I said try to get ya.
Here you go.
Ahhhh!
Ignore him, bro.
He's probably just running around flavor-toddling now.
Haha.
He's so happy, bro.
I feel like...
Bro, he's happy!
He's so happy!
I'll give you the slush.
You take it by person.
No, no, no, no.
You go first.
I'll go first.
Bro, look, look.
Just give me a little.
Look.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Wait, you go first.
Do we have a chance or not?
Yeah, of course.
Is he ready?
One, two, three.
Wait, you didn't do any on yours.
Bro, come on, bro.
Just try it.
I used to get out there so happy right now, trying it.
Well, at least let Lage try something.
I've been had it.
Bro, he's not working.
It wasn't working.
What?
Can't you see?
You're sick?
You dropped it.
You can just hold it forever?
Do I hold it?
Do I do it?
Or just do it?
Bro, you a tester?
It's just a chip.
Crazy.
It's not bad.
They just overreacted.
I should have taken it.
Bro, come on, bro.
Just try it.
See bro, he's good, bro, he's good!
That was something wrong with that one though.
What sauce are you gonna say? He had a big dip. He had like a...
Hello?
You forgot you could talk.
Where are you going?
Oh my god, it's my virus.
What's going on in this fucking house, bro?
Nobody likes this bar in peace house?
I
Know that I was hot fuck though
I
We're good
Okay, it's actually get hot way broken. Okay, walk out son song
June 6 chat
What is this?
Hey, Mr. Policeman!
Paying everybody, paying everybody, bro!
I'm not walking out to fucking pain, bro.
I'm not walking to pain.
Oh, you wanna see more?
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Shoes.
Bluff.
Ninth-key signature Nike sneaker.
Come on, obviously.
Oh, it's the Iceman!
It's Slenderman!
Okay, okay. Wow. First thought?
Transhending the game. Like, it's like you need a banjo for those. Those are crazy. Those are crazy.
This guy went home home on the range with it. Wow. You're out here in 2020-30-2038 with those. These are cheese.
Come on, where's the chiller? I can't open these. No, obviously. I know that.
This is the real thing.
Holy shit, he just broke the wall.
Nah.
Obviously, I know that.
This is the real thing.
Wow.
This guy is the...
Abominable snowman.
Oh, they're hard.
He's dead at the ice man, right?
Bro, he was really at the crew the other day.
You gotta keep the ankles warm.
Ying ying ying ying.
I see the jump.
That's crazy.
Nah, he's hilarious. I ain't gonna lie.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
You think I wear these?
Oh, you're even a real friend, bro.
I thought you were taking it somewhere else like on some fashion.
Are you a yes man, bro?
What?
No?
No, that's not the yes man.
It's the ice man.
But I can't even notice, then.
No, I'm supporting my brother obviously.
If you're going there, I'm going with you.
I'm just not playing on.
These are it.
These candies.
Woo!
The candies?
These are the ones.
Sheeeeees a Candy!
A candy man's home?
Ow!
Oh, wait, did I just get a cavity?
Brrr!
Someone called a dentist, like, oh my goodness bro!
You know how many people are going to be copping us off the shelves and be like
Shhh!
Gimme that!
Like are you dumb?
Are you stupid or are you dumb?
What you want?
Like, these are fire flames, like I need these!
Oh, that is funny.
It's one other color, just tell me.
Yo!
Tell me, don't keep it a secret, tell me.
This is, these are hard.
Wow.
I can't lie, but that was funny. That was a good ad.
Yes you are!
No flocking?
I don't know, bro. Like, how do I pick a walkout song that's not corny, that makes sense for me, and is good?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, bein' that guy, bro.
So no fuckin'?
Maybe, maybe, maybe bro, maybe!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna be honest I'm probably gonna get straight sons either fucking way Jack
either fucking way I'm getting sons huh cuz I mean it should not I'm definitely
I ain't gonna get suns either fucking way, man.
Bro, bro, give me a LOL farm song, chat.
Should I just do the mug?
Nope.
Good walkout songs.
["Walkout Song"]
Not a walkout song, but I like to beat this.
Oh god this is tough.
So I was just like, damn guy bro.
All the way from Arlington, Texas!
Jason!
Nooo!
Waaaaaah!
They're gonna think you're sweet steady at five foot eight tall
I
Mean this is a classic
I mean low-key, there would be a lot of LOL's man
This could be yours or Jeff either way works
Not bad, bro
This guy ranked me Roblox music stronger bacon hair
Oh
Or I could play some Vietnamese shit it's out what do we think so I go so I go so I go Vietnamese
Um, classics.
I could walk out to this, Jack.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Representing Vietnam!
All the way from Ireland to Texas!
Texas!
Chill now, be in your week, keep on your stay now
I'm hoping that you'll...
Come on! Come on!
Come on, bro!
Sunworthy music low keto
Low keto
No vocals and that would be hard low keto and that's plus respect
That's plus respect right there
I bet I might like it. I'm gonna like it
Okay, okay
All right
We need to get one girl and one guy for the valet tournament tomorrow, bro
That's what I was gonna do bro, but I can't get a fucking sidetrack. Okay. Um, what do I get?
Osta, I guess Osta, but Osta is like utter fucking dog shit
If I would get Osta then I would need to get a completely a complete fucking shitter
YBG but if I get YBG YBG is actually good. I would need to get someone that's like decent pretty decent
dollar? Should I get dollar? Should I get dollar? Dead ass? Should you live out? Why
Ah
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though is she would probably get first pick and
She would pick Lacey right
She's worse
But but it but if I get darlard and I would have to get a complete sitter for the guys to balance it out
Boba, but she don't be on streams though. She'll be on streams and if I get Boba
she would probably pick Juan unless Juan gets picked up and that would dead
asses be unfair bro they win the whole shit and she's not sure yeah she's not
We are out of women we are dead ass out out of women, bro. I
Guess we're getting darler chat
Me young
P5
But let me recall bro, so I get paid to that second page in there
Well, I see pages to be funny
But how good is page?
Look through Val category
Hi, I'm not ignoring alzami, but y'all want me to get alzami in there
Page favorite game is tick tock
Yo P5
uh
Okay, okay, so your fight is confirmed you versus peace jars
How are you feeling?
Are you gonna beat the lips? Oh shit, so you're saying
What
Okay, okay, okay. Well, June 6 is coming up in two and a half weeks. You know, I hope you've been training every day
You know, you mean they're gonna make montages of your fight. Just think about that
Yeah
All right, all right, well I was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, what's it called but but I was calling because I wanted to ask you if you're down to play Valiant tomorrow
There's a low co-ed tournament. I was wondering if you'd be down playing it
Did I
I bet I bet yeah like tomorrow 3 p.m.
Yeah, I think so
3 p.m. Pacific
Yeah, y'all think you're gonna get her asked for by a piece of yours or not
Oh matter we're still here what are you working on right now okay okay okay so no I hope not
who got something by P5 so it's her versus Pete's Char's if y'all don't know what Pete's Char's is
This is Pete Charles. I gotta get her info. She said that, um,
Yeah, this is Pete Charles right here.
Okay, I've seen her dressed up as a dust-dune 2 character. This is her right here.
First, I need to show you how gnarly my tattoo removal looks like. Holy fuck. It hurts so bad.
I'm getting four tattoos removed currently, and I'm on like my six or seven.
Don't scroll too much. Say I'm go- what do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
Careful. Sayonkuharts was Twitter's risky.
No, it's not, bro. Yo.
Bro. She's not on that timing, right?
She's like a cosplay. She cosplays.
Bro, my god, bro.
I think that account's safe. That's what I'm saying, son!
Dude! Holy matter.
Bro! What?
Oh, yeah, I love men who eat ass who wants to be mommy's little wet white, bro
Oh page you didn't lose to this
This is good fights right here, bro honestly, there's great fights, but I'm also I'm yeah, yeah, I bonnet okay
She's jacked
Okay, well I then for the last guy for tomorrow who should I call and ask who's
Like around plat to
Around plat I
Asked digi already I already asked edgy does he say he's going to prepare Paris I already asked digi
I
Want to like plat chat
YBG is too good a bro. I mean I could get YBG
I mean I could get YBG
Joe
K-Son could get K-Son
K-Son is actually good shouts
K-Sons good shouts wait, what Rick is K-Son?
ass soda lull
Case on perfect balance. Let me go. We call uncle bro. Please. He's been good
We need more good players in the training though, nah
I
Did I lose this break it should I make it loses break it tomorrow check
Yes, okay, and how should I make it? I should make it like
Should I make you okay, so should I make it so where it's like oh you can only go one site and then
First the seven or something or first the order should I just do 13 feel like 13 too long for two to
Oh
Just do skirmish. Yeah, but skin that kind of me
I mean, let me actually let me let me see how I did it back there
2v2
Tournament
I think I did one way way back when
BANG
Five oh sweet god that
Five oh sweet wait
Oh my oh, I made it five
I made it so they first of five. Oh wait, was this swift play? Oh
I did swift play
What a fucking dumb now juice juice
Couples all right, bro. Yeah, bro. It was okay. This was couples bro, but I'm not doing couples time. It's just co-ed, okay
two groups of four teams play three games top two goes it's and won't hit gotta
Oh my god, okay
All right, man, NMS Boston
Coming up in two in two weeks
issue, issue. Take two smooth doesn't have a fight. Everybody dug, take two smooth, dead ass. So now I need a whole
another card. So who the fuck? But I literally just one more fight, okay? I know I said I wouldn't talk about it, but
everybody's confirmed. Everybody's fucking confirmed. Alright, me versus A&J, Russell versus average Harry, Diana
versus Sabrina Alvarez, Private Page versus Peach Yards,
Pilot versus X, Alex Wasabi versus Landon,
Sapknot versus Blau.
I got two weeks to find a fight.
Who are the judges?
It's gonna be Deji, Adapt and one more person.
Landon GG.
Barra, I ain't gonna lie, Landon say he's down, bro.
Poor Landon, bro.
I believe in Landon, no cap.
Um
Jason does not fighting you and for the rest or the last three I think I'm gonna get you be I think I get you be for the ref
One more judge I try to get way by he didn't respond to me
What are we thinking what are we thinking
Come run back at word myth could get myth
Could get me to judge
Low-key
Myth is good judges
That's good, Jay.
Jay Cinco as well.
He's in the game, in fact, he's in the game right now.
No one likes you stop calling
It's not nice brothers. It's just that this is not nice ask rage
Bro, bro rage, bro. I don't know what rage been on me. Where you raised?
I've been trying to talk to rage, bro
Right?
Let's see if we'll pick up.
Has anyone picked up your calls?
Um, yes bro, but I could call Joe?
Hey what bro?
Joe, Joe?
No, no, I don't think Joe from Josh.
Alright bro,
Landon dead ass gonna be a sacrificial land, bro. I'm about to call me right now
But I'm not like bro. Yeah, I got to understand landing is naturally athletic
We grew up in Arlington people just in Arlington scrap. I'd be scrapped
Yo, let it
Yeah, tell me how you gonna beat the shit out of Alex wasabi
That's what I'm saying, bro. Everybody doubting you this shit
Yeah, bro, that's what I'm saying. All right, so um question though, why do you want to do 14 ounce?
Why do you want to do 14 ounce
You want to do 14 ounce because it's more fun
All right, all right, okay, and you want to do a headgear or no headgear
You want to do a headgear or no headgear?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, all right, bad, bad, bad, just wondering
And then how long you want your rounds to be because you but you can control it the sense, you know
Minute 20 yeah, we mean it 30 when you 20
Minute 30 or what about to
Okay
I
Gotta get working
Okay, and way and what that means don't train like I'm talking about
Bro, bro, bro, we know I'm I'm gonna kill him in there, man. I kill him in there
Because bro, we already locked shooting with sponsors and shit so unfortunately
Six foot demon, you find a five two fucking, oh my god.
Bro, first of all, never downplay your opponent, okay?
I'm not gonna downplay Jeff.
All I'm gonna do is trim like he's fucking boxing pro
and I'm training like that.
I'm training like he's one of the greatest
and I'm going in with the intent of murdering him
and sending him into retirement.
So, yeah, that's why I'm training hard, bro.
I mean I guess. Wait but who, who, wait who's uh Colmaine event. Colmaine event? I gotta, I gotta figure that out. I gotta figure that out.
Uh you still haven't gotten a fight for that?
Um no I mean I got most fights, I just gotta figure out the, the, the...
Oh yeah, why'd you not find it?
Why'd you not find it? Hold on.
I'm trying to see him move, bro.
Oh low key, wait, wait, I bet, I bet.
All right, I'm gonna make some shit shit shit. Hold on. Wait, let's call me back
Bro, why did he hungry now? All right, maybe like a month ago. Why would you would have said no, but he might actually say yes
Yo, what's up, trap shit?
How's it going, man?
Yo, so I know you said no to NMS Boxing.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Yo.
Hold on.
I got to cut to you.
I got to cut to you.
Oh, my God.
Yo, what up, dawg?
Yo, Capo is legend.
How you feeling?
What up, Jared?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Where you live at?
Oh, bring it over.
Oh, damn, bro. That's deep, huh?
You're in Calabasas?
That's it. It's hard.
You like that shit?
I never pray for the Calabasas.
He's gassing it.
What are you talking about, bro?
What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of, bro?
What? I was like, what are you talking about?
I'm just kidding.
What are you thinking of right now?
He was on Drap It Like Me though, so I give him what I'm Drap It Go.
That's it, I see that.
You fuck with it?
Yeah, yeah.
Which one?
Both of them.
I'll play my games in this one though.
Yeah.
You don't change when you play?
Yeah.
Like on the prime time games with the lights being on?
Oh yeah, I saw Tess and Jefferson's.
Yeah, it just, it just felt crazy.
What are y'all about to do today?
We're gonna do so I have basically people
Next time you're a partner
I'm gonna eat that.
Oh, trust, bro.
Trust.
You're there.
You're there.
I'm gonna care.
I'm gonna care.
Yeah, we're throwing our fucking massive brazier.
No counselors, bro.
Not CalWise, man.
I'm not gonna fucking tell you.
I'm trying.
Push-a-fade?
See me in the push-a-fade!
Oh, my God.
Bro, I would ask you fucking...
fucking oh yeah no I gotta ask her to push a fade later
how about you got
Przzo my bad bro you good bro what's it called um you guys you were saying man
I was I was sitting you what you sipping on?
Broccoli cheddar soup don't have any utensils so gotta sip on it
But question I know you said you said no to nns boxing for when you were back in Florida
You know you've got hunger now and I see it in your eyes. I see it in your eyebrows brother brother
What are we thinking? What do we think? Let's talk, bro. Let's talk, bro
Yeah, let's talk bro. Come on a lot of eyes June 6 a lot of eyes, bro
You know I'm saying and and you could say anything on the mic afterwards
You know, let's talk bro. Let's talk
This is really tough, but
Wow this summer I
Will be taking my talents
In my room
Alex was sorry, but you got fit and they get six
I'll show me already fighting
You paying them six figures. Oh, don't worry about all that man. Oh shit. All right. I mean, yeah, I'll fight bro
You gotta give me 20 though
You you'll fight for 20 K
Yeah
All right, who in the crib you think would fight okay in my group
Sunny you gotta get sunny in the rain, bro. She's not fighting bro. She's not fighting bro
Yes, you would probably by anybody. That's like above 50 pounds
Okay, okay any suggestions like
Bro, nah, nah, nah's already fought
Nah, bro, I look at no suggestions, bro either kind of got nothing for you, bro on a real note
What can you like do to laugh again?
Thank you
Hey bro my fault I didn't see your call now. You're good bro. Can I show you or not? Yeah, sure
I love it. Um, so well first off, how you been there? Like you be good, man? Yeah, I've been good bruh. It's been I've been tired
Been on a GT RP bender classic
Well, I got an opportunity for you like tomorrow. I'm hosting like this Ballomerate co-ed duo
Tournament, um, I would love for you to be a part of it, bro
You're down. What does that mean like the guy and a girl? So it's like girls. They're gonna be drafting the guys
Who are the who are the captains captains um so far what is the captains here
Kaide Valkyrie Sunny Sakura Menly's Tokobar's Maury
private page
So it's three it's four before no not to be too bro
Valorant
Yeah
What time?
3 p.m.
Pokimane said maybe to
I'm hanging up. No, no, no, no, okay. No, she's not in it. She's not it. Oh
Yeah, I'm down brothers. Let me know
All right, brother talk soon see you bye
Hey, and we got the tournaments confirmed for tomorrow
absolutely move with absolute movie tomorrow bro absolute fucking movie
tomorrow boys nice me lacy each Rob Zoio arky Yugi silky case I ain't
gonna lie that's a good fucking lineup for the guys last girl's gonna be paid
Yeah, sick you gonna be live at three
I mean, yeah, I hope so
Seven minute Twitter come
Sats form
Oh my god remember this bro I remember this bro who was there none of y'all were there bro for the reddit edits
What's happening here?
But in that deactivates all comms?
No!
No!
Come back!
Who's that?
That's the fucker, bro!
Oh
No, I don't want to go live on eggs bro. I don't want to go live on eggs
Oh
Holy shit
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't know if I'm gonna let you go, just cuz I got fancy like what I meant as a brother.
Holy shit.
They're one-by-one each other, bro!
What are you called, member?
This is a time application!
I don't want a job!
I
Fucking cinema problem
Red buffers.
Fuck!
I missed it Lacey, I missed it Lacey, I'm in your jail right now.
I missed the election, but I'm here in jail right now.
You can jail in Fonso.
Hey, free Fonso.
Hey, free Fonso.
Go home.
They should have died, man.
I couldn't.
They sat on the T-shirt.
What the?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Random kid.
Oh, because you didn't get it.
Because you didn't get it.
Yeah?
Random kid.
Yeah, that was a random kid.
Big...
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Shut up.
Jobs.
jobs. Wow.
I think that was seven minutes ago.
John! I'm right here.
That's not beautiful.
Her back.
Alright, so the match is completely f**king f**king f**ked.
But we're back.
That she got 136 likes man.
Something like in the red day,
that she's getting like all the upvotes
in the reddit. But damn, that was cinema, bro. That was cinema, bro. That was cinema.
There. Silky awake. So, if that told me, I want a half, bro. Quick update, chat. Is
He's adept live yet.
He's adept live yet.
What the fuck, man?
Serenading with your guitar?
Okay, hold.
Can I pee real quick or not?
Okay, go ahead, bro.
Can I?
Alright, thank you.
Permission granted.
Thank you.
I don't know why you have to ask me.
No one's here.
No one.
Why'd you lock the door like I'm an open ass shit?
I'm back.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
I'm staring at you.
Let me stare at you as you go along.
Yeah.
Well, I'm connected to speaker 2.
I'm not gonna have to bring it around, that's fine.
I mean, I can just carry you, bro.
That's a lot of work, man.
Plus, I'm gonna save you.
I'm gonna save you.
I'm gonna save you.
I'm gonna save you.
I'm gonna save you.
Plus, I'm gonna save the speaker until I actually learn the guitar.
I guess I'm...
Oh!
Hey!
How you doing?
That's how you say, uh, Suki up there?
No.
He's not.
It's fucking 4 p.m.
What do you mean he's not?
Who gave me that?
Shit.
I think that's Tony Jefferson.
Fuck you, me and who, shit!
You told me you'd go live in an hour and a half
Instead you're in your role playing warzone
Your name's Adopt
I'm out of content, I click every link possible.
Can you go live so we can make Peace Wellington?
Yo!
I know you can hear me in there.
Holy shit.
I see you playing video games instead of going live
It should be me and you in a cargo and a rouse
Buying expensive times for the Beef Wellington
You got 30 on you but I have no more content so please go live
I'm singing my heart out because I'm out of time
he's got 31 kills bro he's got he's got 31 fucking
He's going crazy, man.
Got it wrong?
Dad!
So, I gotta balance.
As Yugi says, I gotta balance.
I gotta balance until that goes live.
Okay.
I was promised five boxes about an hour ago.
It's now an hour and a half and I want to open a PO box and I have no more content.
Step out of the door, please open the door.
What?
I got you a book.
100 pages of just the N word? Oh nice!
Bro, look what someone gave me. It's a girl named Emma.
That's actually fire.
I said something special.
You need to add just a beaver.
Oh shit!
JV!
And then I also got...
Don't you grow up in a hurry!
You're my mommy!
They're the vital thing.
Yeah, look.
Yeah, I got it.
That's fine.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, what have you been doing today?
today um ballishing oh I got a new stack okay it's only like two million two hundred
thousand shoe what does that mean it's really good try our hottest balls you
will ever put in your mouth just try one it was good no no I'll pass so you came
I mean, here, just a lot of you got it.
Here, a lot of this box up.
Oh my God, yeah.
Don't you throw up in America!
Or else you'll be sorry, man!
Ooh!
Give me a LaBooBoo box.
I don't really know, these are just like LaBooBoo boxes.
I had, I think these are like fake LaBooBoo's.
So you're saying that my view is broken.
God, that'll case it.
I mean.
Nice LaBooBoo.
You like it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, actually, what is this?
I got the same one.
Oh, it's not cool anymore that you got it.
Look at this, bro.
Underwear.
What's been the gift, y'all?
So yeah, I have a lot of boxes to go to.
And you just got to give me some background music.
Dude, there's so many boxes.
I mean, I love you, man.
Huh?
Nah, honestly, I can't open the box.
You can't open the box?
Yeah, open this one.
Hold on, this one's from Marnie.
Let me know what it is.
Careful!
Thank you, brown chap for the stable, T-Bot.
Shout out to the stable, man.
Tuna salad.
I mean, am I supposed to fucking eat this?
Like...
Put it on your peepard and fill it in like this.
Am I giving this some marlin marlin
I can eat this shit?
Wait, you can't just rip open the box?
Yes, you can.
No balls when he's fucking cheating.
Hey, he's fucking speaking the balls.
Jeez!
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Fucking hell!
Oh, what are we doing right now?
No, no.
Yeah.
It's real.
I don't know if I can show it to them.
Let me stretch it out.
No, I don't think you can show this.
Don't let go.
Don't let go.
Hang on, let me actually make sure this is real.
I just can't hear it.
Wait, maybe if I threw this against the wall,
it would just, oh.
I don't think it stinks, bro.
I'll give that to my friend later.
Oh.
That's good decoration.
Just keep it up there.
stay here there you go thank you bro thank you fresh as a statement hey yeah
that's a good one mod came I sent the yeah record look at the box I said two
records oh no Gigi all right Jason what do you mean I'll be back
All right, let's see if he's got us right here.
Just a little lacy.
Who's a lacy?
A lacy.
All right, fuck it.
Shut your eyes for the push-up video.
I ain't got no problem, man.
Well, maybe save it for my ass.
Save it for when he leaves.
If he's like right now, he's not.
He's pressed on the string.
I already get it right.
Fuck it.
Let's do it.
Fuck it.
Everyone is screaming.
He's over 15, so he just got lit up.
If he's trying to show that, he's like,
I
Want to fucking push their fate that's what I want
Wait, how many do I never lost
Oh shit
I've only heard that on my life
No, no, that's what we do
So either time they see you says down
Yeah, down up and go down on down and up on up first person to tap out
Wait
Don't break the fourth wall don't break the fourth wall
Okay, all right
This is a push-up thing, we have the undefeated Jason Reed.
Wait, yeah, come on, bro.
Tony Jefferson.
Ready?
In your stances.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up,
down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
Let me hear!
Heads up!
Head up!
Head up!
He's got a couple, he's got a couple!
understood.
Ha!
Second floor.
Ha!
Let's get his leg outside of here, get away!
Yan kurt!
Go!
Get me out!
Get me out!
Get me out, get me out!
Get it off!
I have more of me. How are you? How do you never lose? It could be fair to I'm lighter than you. I know, but I did listen to it. No, he has a hat. No, it's you son. He has a hat on his arm. Show him that shit. I love you. When you took your shirt off and I saw the bang, I got scared.
Hey listen bro, next we can do a, what's that drill where you run into each other?
Oh, we can do a drill to run or anything, pull it up.
You can do that.
Yeah, come on, I'm with it.
Yeah.
I'm with it though.
He wins that one though.
No, let's do that.
No, I already got CTE, I'm down though.
For real?
You got that?
I'm not a human first, I don't care about, I'm a streamer first, man.
Let's go.
Do it, we'll do it later.
I bet.
Alright bro.
You with that?
Yeah, I'm with that.
You sure?
You're up on another one of me.
How many have you won?
I'm undefeated bro.
Bro, no, bro. I'm gonna catch you on a good time, bro.
Honestly, my guitar.
How do I lose some over it?
He's got something in his arm or in his belly.
I just lost one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, those good bodies. Oh, those good bodies.
Oh, that's good buddies!
Oh, fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Oh, Charlie, just give me a fucking contract, bro.
Hoo!
Matter!
You finish your game?
Yo, I gotta tell you something crazy.
Huh?
You got 47 kills?
Bro, I gotta tell you something crazy just happened.
Just let me know.
I'll be right here.
oh my god
hey you're not gonna believe it bro
is that guy gonna believe it bro
oh my god and it failed player
well i did i think no one can beat me
no one can fucking beat me oh my god
bro what i thought i was gonna lose though
it was getting close i'm not gonna lie
He was going fast as hell.
Bro, no.
He was going fast as shit.
I thought he was going to lose because he was going fast.
But what did you say?
Did you say something?
Domaging was still a diff you, though.
Did you just lose some money, because of me?
Silky?
You here?
What's he doing?
I have an idea.
Should we go and play the guitar for him in the room?
Yeah.
It's arm-cycling.
Yeah, I did.
I heard you.
What's up?
You can't play in the front of the door.
I'm going to play you this song first.
Okay.
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
I'm going to play you this song.
Okay.
I'm playing in front of the door.
I'll play you some first, I need it.
Okay.
Oh, okay, got it.
You sit in there like you don't want to get fucked.
You a bad bitch, and you wanna get tucked in.
We're silky yet, it's 5pm.
You sitting here with a lighter in your hand.
Where's the weeds that lead?
It's coming.
coming is what he said. I'll give you another day that's coming. I'll start with a B and then with a K.
I'll say, yeah, do you have a day? I'll give you another day that's coming. I'll start with a B and then with a K.
Yeah, not gonna lie, I went to go and check where he was.
Uh...
Yeah.
I was following the key.
That was actually looking good.
Thank you, bro.
It's what just happened.
What?
I was reading Tony Jefferson and I pushed up.
Oh, I saw that.
I was watching Ron String.
I ain't not reading it.
Ron String.
Dude, that was fucking crazy, bro.
I know.
I was surprised that you actually beat him.
Dude, I thought I was gonna lose.
I was gonna lose.
Dude, he was going for a long time
and I think he was gonna give up.
Yeah, bro.
All right, bro, let me know if you want to be a highlighter.
I'm down.
I'm actually getting cookies
and also, what's that I've been called?
Rice crispy treats that have weed in it.
Oh.
You're a dictate, man.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm good.
Just don't overdo it, man.
As long as everything's getting done.
Yeah.
Everything's getting done.
Maybe I'll learn some chords, Jack.
Alrighty.
Alrighty.
Alright, so what should I search up, Jack?
fuck you me oh shit I saw a cut scene waiting there to have it bro be
respectful chat he needs his get back but when I come back in a year on God I'm
killing AJ, bro. That's not AJ, but I'm killing him.
Gooners on top.
Bro, I seen a big handful of ass the other day.
Shout out to Arsenal.
Learn three chords first, G, C, and D.
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We believe everyone can play guitar, and we want to show you how.
Well, what's the easiest song I should learn, bro?
I'm gonna be honest.
Fuck the G-Core.
Fuck the C-Core, bro.
This is mad.
Hell, like, you know, what's the song?
Give me a song.
Like an easy, decent song, riptide.
Wait.
So strumming?
What?
I don't have a...
Oh god, capo!
On the first day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, Chad, should I do the Okahumajiru today?
Should I do the Okahumajiru?
This is too hard for you.
["The Okahumajiru"]
Okay, one of this.
A minute's a choreo?
I guess?
Bro!
Brother, give me a bro!
I want to do that, but...
So the single worst thing that can happen to a guitarist is when your mom says, actually,
you know who's been learning the guitar a little, and your whole family looks at you
and says, why don't you play a song?
What are you supposed to play?
But don't worry, I've made a list of easy to learn guitar songs that will impress someone
from every generation.
No matter who in your family asks you to play something you'll be covered starting with your grandpa easy
He's an older guy who likes back when men were men. So he likes Johnny Cash
You're gonna play with a pick because it makes it louder and grandpa's hearings
Opal pigs, bro, which colors I go yellow
Do this strumming pattern
sounds kind of like a locomotive then you just play these
oh what's happening what happened grandma so your grandma is actually cash you're gonna
play with a pick because it makes it louder and grandpa's hearings not together you're gonna do
this strumming pattern so that's kind of like it's not tune how'd i tune it no bro this is too
hard bro to your guitar it has a tune on the side here but like use that take the
capo off all right how do I do let me start with hot cross buns bro where's
Lou at God, where's Lou? Oh no, no, no, where's Lou?
Hi Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.
Hi Lou.
Lou, are you at?
I'm walking.
I need help.
What's it called? Uh, how do you tune a guitar?
It's like a tune on the side gear. You see? So when I play, when I strum it, it's strumming, right?
Yeah. So what, what, what is this string?
I don't know, I don't play the guitar so I don't really know in the order of what, who wears,
look up what, what letter is from your previous string?
E, okay so this top one is E.
It says E right here so this is tune?
Yes, that's good.
So that's good?
What's the second one?
So the second one, hold on a minute.
And then, what's the second string?
No.
is that second one a a second one is a it says a so this is D a G G
Wait, yeah.
Okay.
Is that what it's called?
I think that's tuned, right?
Yeah.
So it's tuned.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Now how do I play Hot Cross Buns?
Okay.
Now you guys, I don't know.
You gotta look at the video.
Hot Cross Buns?
Is that the easiest?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I gotta start somewhere.
I think that's the easiest, right?
What does this video say?
What's the easiest?
What's the easiest?
What is it?
What is it?
Hello, Komodo.
Hello, Komodo. Then you just play these co-
Uh, I don't know. I just don't know.
Grandma, so your grandma is actually probably pretty similar to your grandma.
Is this time for your grandma?
Yeah, start with Riptide.
Riptide is easy.
Riptide?
Alright, do you know how to play Riptide?
Nope.
Okay, okay.
Okay. Alright, thanks a little.
I believe in you.
You're bad.
Oh, shit, chat.
Okay, so I have no idea obviously about the lyrics to that song but how's it going guys?
Lee John Blackmore here.
Lee John Blackmore.
So we're going to do ripdive.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm going to be kind of stuck up with this shit.
I'm going to be kind of stuck up with this shit.
This is a super beginner song guys and super beginner.
I like the sound of that.
You can play exactly the same chords with a capo wherever you like.
Look, there's no rules in music guys.
So no couple or couple chat, what are we thinking?
You can do whatever you like, okay?
If you want to play along with the track, then you'll have to tune into it.
No big deal, alright?
So let's zoom in and have a look what I'm doing.
Zooming.
I like this.
Now, I'm very aware, I'm sure there's about 500,000 million other guitar lessons with
this song, but you know, when I get requests, I try and fulfill as many requests as I can.
And if you're just getting into chords, this is probably a great song to learn, alright?
So just three chords.
Three chords, that's it, right?
First chords, A minor.
Okay, okay, so pointer finger, pointer finger down, right above the string, middle finger,
finger so two on the second string okay on a so what is it second on a second
short on it no no no third string and then the third and then this one third
finger on the right net third finger right there so it's this
Is that not a minor chat?
Press harder?
Zoom Zoom in
Hey minor ruffle
You have to press hard I am so so one right here in two
on the right frets there you go
Wait, let me...
Now with A minor, our first finger is in the first fret on the second string, which is
the B string.
We always count from the thinnest string, guys, alright?
Then our second finger is in the second fret on the C string, which is the fourth string,
And our third finger goes underneath that also in the second fret on the G string
And when we strum we don't want to hit this bottom E string
We want to strum from the A string, which is the fifth string
So this is our first chord
Then our second chord is G
So
80 is A minor.
Hey!
G string!
Alright, time for the G string. Time for the G string.
So, I'm moving all the fingers, I'm taking all the fingers off, then my first finger
is going in the second fret on the fifth string, which is A, then my second finger is going
in the third fret on the bottom E string, the thick string, then you've got two options
here, you can either put your third finger on the top E on the thin string, also in the
third fret. What I like to do is bring that over to the B string and put my pinky on the
top of the string. And that just sounds, it's still G, it just sounds a little bit sweeter.
Okay, so A minor. It's G.
Bro, on God I got this shit.
It's a G string.
Oh my God, here we go.
This is the G string.
Is it better to mark my guitar or like with a sharpie so I remember?
Because I don't remember these so G string to G string.
Stickers.
Tape.
Okay, so what is 8? Fuck, I don't know what 8, I already forgot A. I already forgot A.
I already forgot A
WOOOOO
Hello?
Yo Lou, do you have like different colored Sharpies or like markers?
Um, yes
Uh
Oh
I need three I need three it's cuz it's just three right chat
Um three colors different colors red
Yellow green
Three so use tape, but I don't have tape don't use markers dude
Do we have three different colored tapes? We don't. We do? Oh my god, let's go.
Guess what? Guess what this is, Lou?
This is a G string.
three so I remember where to put my fingers oh my god it's perfect so this is
the G chord all right so wait could you could you help me like making little
so I can know where so like I just need to memorize where to put my fingers you
know I mean so the red tape is gonna go like right under you know I mean
Like this?
Yeah.
Okay.
You want another one of the pink or you want a different color?
Wait, how am I going to do it if it's under the strength?
As hard as fuck?
Just press it down.
What are you doing?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
So this is my first finger and this is my second.
Oh, yeah, it's my phone, my first finger.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, the same color, same color.
Okay.
Easy to say, blue or something.
Okay.
Yo, guys, come on, come on.
Thank you, Lou, thank you, thank you.
This is a teamwork, Mason's Teamwork.
Lou, you're gonna love when I'm able to play Riptide.
Apparently, it's like the easiest.
Okay.
so boom boom and then um three and then and then three right here got my g chord memorized
well not memorized but you know then so this is the g chord okay that was good you hear the g
That was pretty good!
So now I need to do a minor.
Okay, so now just a different color.
She gasping you ass?
Aren't you just learning?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
This is great!
Thank you, Lil. Thank you. Thank you. For the support.
How the fuck do I...
Alright, there we go.
And then...
I was just cheating a little bit.
Uh, listen. Listen. You gotta learn. You gotta learn.
W. Gentle Parenting? What the fuck? I'm a grown-ass man!
I
They're gonna like over a lot if they overlap as far I can still see the colors
Wait, okay, so wait, okay boom
Just three then right next to each other's right
There we go. Oh my god. Oh my god. One, two, three. This is the A. This is A right here.
This is A.
Fuck.
Is that a sound right, chair?
I don't know if that's either.
Let me mess that up.
I don't know what it's supposed to sound like.
That's A string, which is the 5th string.
I'm pressing this because I have long nails, I gotta cut my nails in there.
Are you supposed to not hit the first string?
Is that what's going on?
Ah, yeah, no, no, no.
BAM!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, next one, next one.
Okay, next, next.
Third chord is C, C, C, all right.
Okay.
Okay.
Blue.
so so see okay she is one so it's the same one it's the same see the same wait
do we have a blue Sharpie because it's the same oh yeah
You're saying it's gonna end with you?
No bro.
Am I supposed to be sweating now?
Cause it's blue.
Oh you're coloring, okay.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Okay, and then in blue
Sun is not even that hard. Yeah, bro. You got fucking your guitar pros in the chat
So boom
Wait not because if this is the same no as well so three
three, three, I just need one, so.
Is it gonna be?
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go, chat.
This is C, this is C right here, chat.
One, two, three.
Threat on the second string, on the B string.
Then the second finger is in the second fret on the fourth string, which is the D,
and your third finger in the third fret on the fifth string, which is the A.
Again, we don't want to play this bottom E string.
So we strum from the A string, the fifth string.
Now, sometimes, you know, people struggle with C, they're like, ahhh, that's a different
stretch, and you kind of end up with this...
I feel the stretch, bro.
And the top strings are ringing out, the thin strings.
Yeah, I got it, thank you.
And that's usually because...
Do you want the tape still?
No, I don't.
Your fingers here are way too close to the neck.
So what you want to do is move your thumb,
hopefully you can see this,
you want to move your thumb so it's behind the fretboard.
And what happens with the fingers,
you end up with a gap in there.
See my finger under there?
You get like a gap, you get your finger in there, alright?
Sometimes my students have got a pencil in there.
And that helps this top E string to ring out.
So whenever you play C, make sure you hear this.
Ah, here's a note!
That's a good note right there!
It's coming.
And actually you can use that same rule with the A minor chord as well.
In fact, any chord is good enough.
So you see me sometimes put my thumb over here, that's just because my hands are a bit
bigger I'm using a more advanced technique so when I'm strumming I'm
actually just touching this bottom E string so it doesn't ring out but when
you're a beginner you just have to learn to just skip it okay okay so and as you
develop you'll just develop this grip naturally okay so that's why you can't
when you're learning stuff you can't always try and min-quit it's good for me
might necessarily might not be good for you okay this is performative as far
so trust me on this one guys it'll work out and it sounds nice so everything is
about not playing fast but playing so everything sounds nice so one strong on
H chord, A minor,
4, sweet G,
and then C.
So what's going on with that rhythm?
Fuck!
Wait, wait, where's G? Where's G?
Oh, G's this, G's this.
Super slow.
That C?
No it's not bro.
No it's not.
So wait, was it A into G, is that what you said?
G.
Fast, but plain, so everything sounds nice.
So one strumming each chord, A minor, or just A minor, G.
Or, Sweet G, and then C.
Oh my god, here it comes.
Oh my god, here it comes.
Now all three together.
So what's going on with that rhythm?
So what's going on with that rhythm?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Never with them.
FAAAGH!
Wait!
Ah-ha!
Super slow-
Wait, am I using a-
Am I clicking it up?
Am I going down?
Am I going down and then reset?
Down and then reset.
oh
down down
hot down
hot down
down
up
down
down
up
down
down
down
up
up
what did he say
down
down
hot down
up
Ok
Down, down, down.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there.
Down, down.
Up, down, up.
Oh my god.
So A minor, A minor, that's on the A minor chord, right?
Change to G, down, G, so pink is G.
down up down up
down down down
okay, come on
G
down down
up down up
then some down up down up
So the single worst thing that can happen to get
Do it with my students all the time.
If you're struggling.
And C.
Down, down, up, down, up.
Oh, that was all the same, bro.
RETAR with a guitar, this is awesome.
Okay, so down, down, up, down, up.
So...
Okay, here we go.
Here's again.
Down, down, up, down, up.
So C.
So C is...
Boom, boom, boom.
If you're struggling with the
Down, down, down
Up, down, up, down, up
G, up, down, down
C, up, down, up, down
A, G, C, A, G, C
A, G, C, C
Okay...
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh my God, no, no, Kay Karson,
Okay, Carson, okay, Carson.
Okay, time to switch.
Time to switch, bruh.
So A,
wait, what is A?
So C is, C is blue.
C equal blue.
C equal blue.
Orange equal,
A, A minor.
Equal orange.
Um, pink? Pink equal G.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go, yeah, here we go.
So, so, here we go, here we go, here we go.
More than the truth, more than the truth.
Wait, how do I switch?
Fuck! How do I switch, bro?
Gee, geez, paint!
So, so, so orange, so orange, so orange, so orange, then P and P.
blue. Okay so, so orange, okay so.
Did I do it?
Did I do it?
Did I do it?
So, orange, pink, blue, so.
Okay, okay, now move, now go faster, so faster, so.
what the fuck so bang bang so so bang but bang what the fuck
Oh my fucking god.
Am I not doing it?
Hanging up, kid?
Come on, bro.
I got this shit.
I got this shit.
Wait, maybe, maybe, maybe more tips, bro.
Maybe, maybe more tips.
If you're struggling with the down-ups, then a really good trick, and you know, it sounds
ridiculous, but it does work, I do with my students all the time, is say the strumming
out loud as you're playing.
I don't need a down-down-up.
You can correct yourself.
Down, down.
Up, down, up.
Change.
Down, down.
Up, down, up.
Down, down.
Up, down, up.
Up, down, up.
Up, down, up.
Up, down, up.
Up, down, up.
Up, down, up.
Up, down, up.
So I'll play through that now, okay, if you're not very good at strumming, what I suggest
you do when I'm playing the first chord, just do one strum, and then the first strum on
the second chord.
Okay, hold on, let me listen to Riptide real quick for inspiration.
Definitely not the right Riptide.
Conversations are all my friends are dumb and green
Yeah, the magicians are sistering in their dream
come on come on give me something bro come on bro come on bro wait so orange
pink blue so
get it there
okay, hold on, repetition
I was scared of dentist and the dog.
I was scared of death, you see in the dark.
Oh
No, no
How do I hop bro
Okay, here we go.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, bro!
John John
Let's go to a dad bro. I learned some shit
You said what
I was scared of dead to see the dark.
Okay, here we go.
come on John don't look at strumming hand I look fucking my supposed to
Hold on.
You don't need to sing trust.
It helps me though bro.
It helps me.
Come on, bro.
This was some new shit.
That's all right.
What the fuck? That's all right?
It's all good.
I'm dead. I'm dead. Small little light or something and everybody decides to leave the fucking
house. I'm dead. I'm dead.
What the fuck, right?
Is this guy actually just fucking boob on me?
Oh my god, where are we going?
Oh no, I know why, bro.
Orange, orange pink blue.
I want to speak blue. I want to speak blue.
Great, great, great.
Hey guys. Watch this.
I've been waiting for you.
Holy shit.
What?
You were like, I was feeling it and you started talking.
You know what's nice?
No, but you were cooking on course.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look, you don't hear it.
Wait.
Mark, you got it nice.
You know what you're doing?
I'm getting there, bro.
Hold on.
I've been waiting, doubtless, in the dark.
You don't know that song?
No.
The actual song, not Jason the Wayne's version?
Riptide.
You don't know Riptide?
You know Riptide, look.
Oh, by, uh, yeah.
Riptide.
That's what you're trying to say.
No.
What is Yuki Lately?
I'm a long guitar.
Okay.
Oh yeah, but this is also three quarters.
Back.
All right, bro, I got a part that we can go with.
Before you start cooking, see I dropped a 47 piece?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just drop 47.
I was dentists done is in the dark Do a drive, you should learn to drop into ocean
What do you mean drop into ocean?
That's a deal.
I'm going to guitar?
Uh huh, yeah.
You're going to guitar?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drop me.
If you can hit that, I'll drop you.
I bet, bet.
That she was asked for
No, bro
Bro, we can hop on whatever after bro
Keep practicing bro, I feel like that's not even that bad bro you learning I am learning bro
So Ron, now I got you.
I was scared of death to send the dog.
Would you like the ones or what?
Would you like the ones or what?
Yeah, go ahead, bro.
I'm on my last practice.
Last practice?
Yea.
This is an uh, for you.
Yeah, we'd help with those ones.
It's a song for you.
It's a song for you.
You're gonna be comfortable.
Why are we laughing at him?
Don't get nervous.
I was scared of dentists in the jungle, I was scared of fairy girls, I was scared of
The journey, I was scared of pretty girls, I started conversations, oh my friends are turning green, you're the magician's assistance in the dream.
Working on it, friend.
That's really bad.
Don't ever do that again.
That was your worst shit yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a little bit
Yeah, he just told you to shut the fuck up
Stop that!
Good job, man.
No, you were not running around with Tony Jefferson.
I'm deadass, but I go out there and snag it on him.
We can loop to the party.
I can warm him.
So you better move with one arm.
I did it yesterday, I almost went for a new one arm.
Yes, brother.
Just let me know if you want to use some shit.
I'm about to uh maybe eat food or cook some food. How long are you here for?
All right, let me know when you want to run the Oklahoma jurors. I'm dead-ass down for that.
Yeah, I'm fine, bro. All right, bro. So how bad would I get put on the ground
if I run an Oklahoma drill won't be one? Oh, you're the lightest you ever been.
I think she's out right now.
Yeah, she was going to get a copy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to do this shit.
Yeah
My dad just went live bro
Wait, Luigi
Which is actually you on John would you like really like five minutes ago?
You want something? Yeah, I say yeah, can I get a protein? Yeah, let me call up
Wait a little, little, come here.
Wait a little, pull up.
Watch this.
Wait, you want a face armor?
You want a face armor?
You want a face armor?
You want a face armor?
Oh, shit.
I didn't just walk together.
Oh, you're here?
Oh, can you come upstairs?
Wait, come on, sir.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Dad, balcony.
Okay.
I'll just click the Bob right here.
It's a great Bob.
Here we go.
Oh
Well
Okay ready
I was scared of dentists in the dream I was scared of pre-ecos, historic conversations
So, my friends are turning green
The magician's assisting in the dream
Come on!
Yeah! Come on, let me know!
Let me know! You heard it?
Yeah, I heard it.
Do you know the original or not?
Do you know the original?
Yeah.
This is the original, so...
It's like a little, you'll get there.
You're probably the hardest part of switching in between the chords.
Oh, it's hard, but the tape itself is.
If you just focus on your fingers first and then you just don't look at the strumming part.
Okay, so...
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Okay so
Bang Bang BANG BANG 320
Sweet
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
It's gonna take a while. It's literally your first day.
No, no, no. Watch this.
Okay.
Oh god, I was about to spaz!
Oh god, I was about to spaz and draw me to the face!
Oh god, I'm about to kill that shit!
Oh my god, bro!
Oh my god, bro!
Bro, oh my god
Sounds like we know some funny guitar. Can we ask her who sounds like blue knows how to play the guitar? She knows what she's doing
Oh yeah.
Anybody else wanna hear your shit?
Hey, keep going on the left side of the road.
I need to.
Not yet, not yet.
Watch this, watch this.
I need to.
Hey, come here, come here, come here, come here.
I said I'm going with that animal.
Well, on God, we can make a band, right?
Here we go.
Give me a minute.
See if I hear?
See right here across from me?
Yeah.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Fly me to the moon and let me play.
No!
Sing this one, sing this one.
Okay, this is how it goes.
All right, play.
Okay, but I have to go slower, bro.
Okay, so, ready?
Tell me what to sing, though.
Listen to the lyrics and you can pick it up, it's all right.
I was scared of death just in the dark.
No, no, no, no, no, okay let me sing, let me sing.
I don't want to.
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen.
I'm going to head out of here.
No, no, one more, one more, one more.
Oh, one more, okay.
Now remember this segment.
I think I did this actually at the piano for about 30 days straight.
No, no.
Oh, God.
I was scared of dancing the time I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
Oh, ah!
Shit.
Oh, you're doing good.
I'm gonna hit the hook on you, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew some newbies.
You wanna hear someone?
I can't hear.
Actually, you're getting pretty good.
I was gonna pick the center.
You got some booze?
This is land.
Is that my decoration?
Holy fucking boxes.
Oops.
Oh.
You didn't like me.
All right.
What is this one?
So I got a couple.
This is one if you're ever feeling suicidal.
Got it.
I want to kill myself.
Oh, that's my girlfriend's tree, dude.
I was gonna overlay with you or hominize with you.
Yeah, yeah.
But like, take your time, okay?
Take your time.
No, no, no.
You go and then I go.
But I was gonna be home and I...
We can be a band.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
One, two, one, two, three.
I was scared of the city town
I was scared of the city cause I thought it was season
I'm gonna hear some shit for real, let's do this.
You ever been a minor or no?
Wait, I'm out.
This one's all my minors out there.
I was a minor, you...
Is that a minor?
This is a minor for me.
What are you doing?
I'm doing well.
I know.
You don't know Minecraft?
No, I don't.
You don't know Minecraft?
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
know Minecraft? I didn't hear it. Oh, that was for all the minors. Oh, but this is actually a minor.
Like the A chord, the A string. Oh, and this is the G string. I wear those.
Bro, please don't. We don't want you to let him guitar. Nobody wants you to let him guitar.
Bro, what? Bro, we could be a band.
You hear that shit? You hear that shit?
Hold on.
I don't know.
Wait, you're lowkey.
I was scared of duty to sin the day
I was scared of beauty because of what
All my friends are turning green
You'll be doing, keep going. Remember, only quitters quit.
Hold on, only quitters quit. One more time, you wanna hear it one more time?
Actually, yes.
Can we keep for the lyrics?
Yeah.
Oh, you knew the lyrics. You got it. You got it down.
Bro, you actually got it. The chat wants you to do it.
They're screaming it, bro.
There's like me when I play the piano, they didn't want to see it.
Bro, you, bro, we got it when it's the same song.
All right, go ahead, hit it.
I was scared of playing to sing the song I was scared of freeing up and starting conversation
All my friends are turning things
This is it. This is it. This is it.
This is not like the piano. You're about to get mauled, ready?
I'm getting mauled, though.
Okay, alright, listen, listen, listen, this is already...
I got it, I got it. There it is.
No! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Come on, come on, come on. A, B, C.
Come on, tell me you got washed, man.
Alright, I got it.
I had it though, you said?
Yeah, that's hard, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta learn one way you see it.
Yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Transition.
I was scared of getting to sing the song.
I was scared of dancing in the dark I was scared of feeling girls and started conversations
All my friends are turnin' green
Oh
All my friends were dancing in the dark.
I'm getting it though. Once I get it down oh god we're gonna be a fucking boy band in
in this bitch.
Fuck it, yeah.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Oh, that's beautiful.
No!
I
Transition
I got you got you got you change it up. I'ma change it up for you ready for you. Oh
Fuck
What the fuck is transition?
Yeah, we're going home.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I was scared of dentists in the door.
I'm scared of brams, keep saying it.
I was scared of pretty girls that started conversations
or high-pitched friends that turned into dreams.
You're the magician's assistant in the dream
I was scared of Texas in the door I was scared of when he goes and starts to make
You're the magician's assistant in the dream.
Not the chorus yet, bro.
Just wait. I don't want to wait. Get out of the way.
It's coming, bro.
So, what's it like to get these notes, then, bro?
I can just be a...
Guys, I don't hear your spirit, Vendus.
Ahem.
Long pipe for 30 days, sure you can do this, too.
Bro, I already need 30 days.
I want everything I love. I need a week. I need a week.
I need a week, bro.
I need a week.
I need a week, bro. Literally, that's all.
Yo!
What's up?
What's the word?
Take care, take you for the 10 months.
What's the word?
Yeah, what you got going on?
Are you about to sing?
Just this now.
What's the word?
You said?
Yeah, what you got going on?
Are you about to sing?
Just this now.
Production, can we close that?
Production.
I
Killing it you're killing it you're killing yeah, yeah
You see
The fuck's mad nice man mad W's I was good, bro. You're hitting that
She's mad for learning it the day up. Yeah
Pretty incredible stuff, man. Thank you, Joe. Uh, what's you got going on? Oh?
That's shit bunch of shit
Have a shit I learned the guitar today. I'll be Tony Jefferson in a push-up it
Tony Jefferson NFL player. Yep. You'd be
Fucking push-up a bear was it close? No, I had like 50 left in me wait. When did you?
1v1 Tony Jefferson. Is he here? Yeah, I think he's outside.
We didn't even push up. What? Then I learned that I didn't learn how to play
guitar. Should we learn how to cook some shit? Yeah. Yeah.
Racing crackers? Racing crackers, bro. In the new crib? In the new fucking crib.
Guys, Jason's trying to make Deep Wellington, but that might be... Well, I
I don't know, bro.
That might, I don't know.
Like, think about it, it's NBA.
We're about to do like,
something that's basketball.
So what do you want to do, hot dog?
I've done hot dogs before.
I've done burgers.
Like, what could we do, though?
Beef Wellington looks fucking...
Beef Wellington is a little bit OD, though.
Chicken wings?
What about chicken wings?
What did we do last time?
We actually did some bullshit last time.
We did like, fried rice with something.
We need fried rice with some shake.
I think you can put the rest of this?
Yeah, hold on.
So actually, here, I got your chat right here.
If we're chat, the wolves and spurs play right now.
Ideally, our meal is done.
That'll work, yeah.
That's the spurs versus OKC.
Yeah, whatever.
Spurs versus OKC.
Same shit.
Ideally, we finish cooking it, and we
to eat it while we watch the end of the game. What should we make though?
I'm down for chicken wings though. Do we do chicken wings? Chad? I've never done chicken
wings. Is that hard? I don't know. I don't cook. You start cooking. Wings and fries?
Are you streaming today? I'm live right now. So no two kicks. Yeah probably later
And maybe one more though. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's her minimum. Yeah. Have you ever played 2k so
There's a fighting game though, I could probably be nice at it
Your asset every game you don't have a single individual title that you can attach to your name at least I have one
At least I got one you got none you got zero zero attached to your good legacy as a game
No, I could probably beat you in any game with my monitor turned off
No, so listen, let's get back. Okay, should we go get groceries and cook?
Chicken wings
Wait what days and it's boxing
you're fighting Asian jet and I'm judging oh shit I'm excited it's me
Cinco and edgy right judging or Wade I think I'd wait yeah I was trying to
get him but he's not responding to me so people are saying nachos I don't know about nachos
easiest fuck I mean what's like some sporty like that's like the vibe we
should go for hot dog burger wings we could do burger burger burger we're like a side of
some but we got to make the burger we're not loaded nachos nachos is easy a lot of
things much I say wings wait sliders could become sliders in nachos and then maybe
be some shit on the side I think the nachos is the side I'm down listen should
we run it like wait wait wait the game starts right now we got to go to the
grocery store come back throw this shit in cookie we got time we got plenty of
time yeah but oh the game doesn't even on you just one last time okay I hit it
one more time. Let's hear it.
I
Crush in it
That's yo, that's the most W. I've ever seen you're getting good, but you should be proud of yourself
I
So how we get to the grocery store make that
All right, look it this ingest
Hold on I guess I don't need gilly to pull up on me. Huh? I could just jump right here
She's gonna kill you
What's that about, I did?
Um, like how bad would that be when I get hurt?
In Oklahoma drills with that actual NFL athlete,
you would get leveled, yeah.
Like, would I come out okay?
Like, like in a still in one piece?
It took really up to him how hard he's gonna go.
You could run it.
Hold on, ready, production, switch to this.
Are we over here?
Chat?
Hold on, ready?
No, no, production.
Okay, come back.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, my crack is turning green.
Yeah, maybe we turn that on anyway, right?
Wait, wait, wait, we're taking your shit, right?
Yeah, unless you want to drive.
Nah, I just don't like this, you are.
I bet.
Because my engine's gonna wrap right now.
No, he's right in the hallway.
Oh my God.
Yo, should I give it to him anyway?
Yeah bro, just look it for Bob's bro.
I'm moving with everybody because Bob will do whatever bro.
Hey Gilly.
What?
You trying to pull up on me?
He said to pull up bro
and listen to riptide.
Uh, I'm gonna put this away. I actually have a little one.
I think I can put it on.
What do you mean? I feel like it was alright.
Wait, put it on. I'm gonna grab my keys and see how it goes.
Hey.
What are you thinking? Trying to grab the TV here?
Okay, yeah, I was gonna ask.
Look how you're going to get in here. I watched a lot of that before we talked about it.
Yeah, it's a little bit.
We'll get two of those.
I can't hurt her.
What's up, Mad Max?
Hold on. How's it looking out here?
Damn, it's beautiful.
What's going on over there?
I can't really see. It's windy as fuck.
No, look at my...
I gave it a lot of water yesterday, though, y'all.
It's going to be a long journey, but it slowly will come back to life, right now, for a good
thing.
Don't worry, man, we're on it.
We got my team of botanists working really hard around the clock.
So, Ralph's, Nacho's, Sliders, anything else?
I feel like that's pretty good.
Sliders?
Sliders and nachos?
Sliders and nachos, it's like.
To watch the game?
Yeah, like some sports vibes.
Maybe some beers?
Hold on, I know Gilly might be down for that.
We can throw it on in the theater.
Chad, we all gotta take the game too.
Wemby dropped 43 and 22.
I think, I mean, okay, see, probably wins this game,
But I would love if they, if they lost again.
I really hate watching.
And plus, you know, Sophan Castle, that's Flaw.
That's our guide, bro.
You said you'd like to go out for a ride
with every other guy.
What's that?
You said you'd like to go out for a ride.
Hey.
What's up, Brandon?
What's up, dude?
What are you doing here?
I'm still in a mess this time.
I've never been exposed to you.
All right, we're done, all right?
Yeah, I'm just making up what I'll see you again, Sophan.
Thomas Jefferson.
Yeah, my shirt Miners
Interesting choice, okay. Nice. Yeah
Yeah, I think my home exam. What are you doing? I was I drive 47. I'm tough I
Think we're gonna go make food
Get food. Get food and make food. Are you interested?
What?
Making food or getting food?
Eating. Probably.
Wait, do you sell a six pack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I see it? Earlier, you had a full blown six pack chat.
Oh, you got PDL. I was trying to do that.
You can close that.
You got some little shit in there? Huh?
You got some little shit in there?
You going crazy in there, my CEO?
Oh my god, here they go.
I don't know why.
You're really a great digger, bro.
What do you know about this? You don't know shit about this.
Z-miners!
Alright, uh, to the grocery store?
Yeah, it's done.
Alright, let's do it.
Alright.
Alright, huh?
Ready?
What? Who?
Oh, are we doing Oklahoma-
Let's pull out-
What did you do one with what am I?
This is 2016 brother the yard got paid this was against the I want to say the 49ers
It's a game
This is sick, thank you so much
Pt Matt in these jerseys these jerseys were closed. Yeah, those are the old school
He also got us a core suite at a game. Oh for real. Yeah, so and so far so far. Oh, bro. We got to go
We gotta go
Yeah
I think we're going with
He's holding out. Oh, yeah
Hey, we fucked up trading Kyle Murray. I ain't going on
Yeah, we're so nice
Now people are gonna see
He's really like that bro. I'm hype. I'm hype for he's gonna be here this weekend, but we're all
They're going with Berset right I think probably oh wait, do you guys have an issue too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure right back fucking y'all up next season. No, we're not playing that
I'm not gonna lie when we played the Cowboys offense for their goodness
This is so, this is so tough.
I got a, I got a finding.
Did you just cap that?
You know who that is, man?
Wait, what are y'all doing?
Y'all, we're playing, we're playing the game.
Somebody explain the joke, please. I want to laugh, bruh.
I'm a football student. People me and me.
And I was like, I'm not going to math.
What are you talking about?
Put him above me.
That's speed, bro.
So I had to base him off what I saw.
I mean, I don't play football like that, though, but I'm not.
Bro, he's slick.
He's hiding it, but bro's like slick.
I gotta put this in my collection.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll actually be careful just because like I'm not gonna lie if he gets hurt and it's
on the line.
No worries.
You're fine.
He can't get hurt.
There's no way you're hurt by me, bro.
That's right, bro.
You guys are sneaky, bro.
So hot time.
You just run at him and he's gonna stand still.
All right.
So you got this.
Stay where you are.
Just stay where you are from my knees.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
They were just they were for my knees, bro
I got you I got you
You got this
I'm not
Oh
No, we do gotta go
I'm down
He got us this
Oh
Let's do it. Yeah
I know I we got to go bro, I'm not everybody. Yeah, I got all your jerseys to charge your jerseys
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be honest. He's like, you can't see that card.
I'm down. I can rest or...
Bro, I want to set up a stream. I know.
Bro, we're supposed to stream.
Yeah, bro. He's ego'd me, bro.
Now the first week, we were gonna do a stream on the fourth,
but, bro, that shit was just so hectic.
And...
With the movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to do a stream where we...
I go through, like, a full NFL workout with you.
Yeah.
Like, either activity or training.
Yeah, we have. We have. You look like that would be a deadly fire. Yeah. Are you? How long are you out here for?
Yeah, I'm looking for that.
It's hard.
Oh, or not.
Artbe?
That's how I'm not.
I live in San Diego too. I got a criminal record.
Okay.
I go back and forth.
Bro, we got to set, we got to set that up and do that straight.
That would be a leap.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
I go to NFL workout.
Where we were, could we, should we do it here or do you have a spot?
We got to connect at USC.
I'm down.
What's up?
Sports Academy?
Sports Academy.
Okay, Ben, let's set it up.
I'm down.
Sign this just for me.
You know.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Bro, do you have a sober marker?
No, no.
That's the only one I got.
That ass?
It's right here, though, yes.
Make it really good signature.
Perfect.
One of these on your bank statement, too.
All the boys.
Oh, wait.
Wait, no.
I'll actually see if you actually fit in.
I'll actually see.
I'll actually see.
I'll actually see.
I'll actually see.
I'll actually see.
I'll actually see.
I'll actually see.
Actually, since you actually finished that I need that for me. I just asked for it. Don't worry. I can make you another one
Thank you
Nice and blue. It's not really blue anymore. It's like, you know
I could get that on paper
I can't believe running full speed at you doing this.
Fuck no.
Wait, you hurt yourself?
Bro, that shit hurt.
What's Jason Jeff gonna do?
Jason Jeff?
Will you notify him soon?
Um, I'm not gonna drop out, bro.
That actually hurt my right arm, dude.
I said be careful.
Did I actually go airborne?
I think you might have been in the air.
I gotta watch it back.
Chad, was he actually in the air?
Fuck, bro.
Oh my god, that hurt, bro.
Fuck.
Oh my god, bro.
No, well, I can't leave you beat him in a push of
Yeah
Oh, yeah, can I get my jersey
full speed full pads that was 10% by the way bro can I see the clip oh my god
bad bro. That's a hurt bro.
Here we go.
Set.
Fucking move and urges fuck me up there
I guess he's a football breaking blocker.
Football, I'm going to go grab groceries and come back.
I bet you're going to be right up there.
Are y'all trying to watch this first game?
We got to watch that game, bro.
Down to watch the first game.
Is that tonight?
Tonight, bro.
About to tip off right now.
But we're going to go cook.
We'll be back in a minute.
Get right to the second half.
I'm down to watch the second half.
I'm not going to lie, I'm down to watch that.
But my fucking paundry is pretty bizarre tonight.
And we need to shake back.
Shoot a blade.
Oh
It's on away
I
Well, I'm out of it bro my contents literally loading as we speak about it go shopping
Well my girl I need deodorant bro. I smell my shit crazy. Let's go. Deodorant. Yeah, I don't do it
Yo, TJ mad cool, bro. Yo, you're on TJ mad cool
TJ?
TJ!
Oh, what do you want?
I'm getting the old cops.
What do you mean, bro?
I'm getting the old cops.
Oh, you're saying you're getting the old cops?
My cops is literally loading on his feet.
Rice and cracker.
Rice and matter.
You just...
You're just probably...
Dude, what the fuck?
Do you want to get one of those please?
Yeah.
Huh?
No, why don't we fucking beat those asses?
Every time you give me them, on God, I take them to the morning.
They don't even work!
Yeah, they do. I need to get on the phone.
Oh, it's nice!
I wish you had a better environment.
I wish you had a good spot.
I know, bro. That's what you and I are doing.
Yeah.
Why did you lose?
So you got your bucket bag and you got it right here?
Yeah, just licking over me while I sleep back.
You want some B-Blood pills or no?
I'm just joking.
Alright, alright.
Is that it? I mean the room's coming together though.
You have to explain something to me.
Sure.
Why do I look so fat when I've been working out for three weeks?
Uh, it's always been three weeks.
Oh, we get out.
Yeah, you gotta go for it.
Why haven't I lost my fat yet?
Wait, two weeks, let me see.
Wait, you take a photo of you before?
Bro, I mean, what's the before?
Yeah, you gotta just keep going.
You're not gonna see the results.
What's the before?
I don't know.
You took a before?
I saw him with abs earlier, I swear.
You're gonna want to take it to your law town again.
No, I saw that too.
What the fuck are these right here today?
Oh dude, that's the pepper steppers right there.
The big steppers?
Yeah, I see you.
Should I just pop out in there?
Fuck you, man.
Might be one of those days, man.
It might be one of those, yeah.
Might be one of those days.
Tuck the pants to the fuck out.
Okay.
There you go, okay.
Might be one of those days.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put it in there.
Uh huh.
Days.
Yo, ladies, you fucking with us or not?
It's not some bad shit.
Oh my god.
Those are hard bro.
Wow bless you boost.
Well those are hard as shit.
Okay.
Can I try them?
Yeah.
I don't even want to.
It's like that.
I don't want you to.
What?
But not that long or big.
Pause.
Pause.
Okay.
That's almost me.
Wait.
You know that's what's the problem.
That's hard man.
Oh ho that's ho-holy fucking hype.
Why does he got that shit on though?
Take a look at that.
Oh ho.
Oh ho.
Oh ho.
Oh ho.
Oh ho.
Oh ho.
Oh
Well team minors
This isn't my shirt. Oh, you're on the wordies. No, probably not today. I'm gonna try my later
Alpha, I think I could pull this off. So sliders nachos
What'd you say
I like that, it's like a nice little boker.
I could learn something, come on, and it's lighter too.
Wait, are you driving it up?
Yo, are you driving?
Where the fuck do we drop something?
Oh, fuck it, man.
I think I did too.
You're faking it, man.
Loading nachos.
Who's playing for me?
It's the same kind of nachos with cheese.
That's what we should do.
I feel like every nacho has cheese.
Alright, let's go.
Shotgun.
Do you want shotgun?
No, but I just have to.
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
Change me, baby.
What's going on here?
Oh, I know there's a lot of shit.
Oh, hot as shit in those skis.
What are you doing against the NSL player?
You might be.
We'll be back.
I, uh...
Don't touch the seat, oh god. Be careful.
This car is hot as hell, bro. Damn.
We're just getting our chose, Chad.
It's been a while since I've done a cooking segment.
segment. We're gonna get back in the lab right now.
We got another grocery store. Get all the ingredients, come back to your
boat together. All right, wait, what store is this? Closing on Ralph's? Yeah,
probably. Is it Ralph's? Is it Ralph's? Is it another one? Is it closer? Are Gelsons?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess it's further.
Really?
Yeah.
Hot dogs?
You could grab some.
I'm waiting for a turn on my massage, bro.
Dude, should I run over all these people?
Shout to Tony Jefferson, though.
Yeah, he mad cool, bro.
Shout, TJ, man.
TJ, baby.
Chad do I look tan at all or no?
Yo
Because I've been
Putting that spray on and I'll go shoot in the corner for like
20 minutes. What do you be doing?
Trying to see if I could get tan. They said no
A little more red. What utensils do you guys need to cook since Lou?
Do we have everything we have the utensils to cook I think because uh
We're on this issue. I
Have extra shit too, but I mean it's just for sliders and nachos, but I just seen the 47 piece you sent me bro
Saw that. Yeah
Yeah
Well, these are things that I do chat wait production should we switch to Jason's angle?
What?
Bro.
Hold on.
Who was your fucking production?
It's you.
Why do you keep saying that?
Did they switch chat?
Let me see.
You were the production.
Yeah.
I'm one man production team.
You were the production.
Okay.
Hold on.
What's that?
Oh fuck, bro.
Oh my, bro, my arm is feeling crazy after those,
After that, hey, I'm gonna be honest. You went way further back than I did. Yeah, I took like two steps
You actually ran it for people
Yeah
Production we switched feeling that in my shoulder a bit a little bit of my arm as well
Hey, did it though
Good for you, bro. Hold on. Maybe not a good idea to do that. That's my that's my tool, bro. Yeah, not smart
But it's okay. Hold on comfort
I'm gonna do a classic massage
I guess you want to go
All right, we're by me
My fucking face
With the biker biker gave me a hands bro. Yeah, maybe if you are going 60 on the fucking road
Little bit. Thank you for your one. I just hate bikers, bro. I think they're so fucking cool
I haven't been I hate bikers going down a highway or a road
you're not cool buddy you're not cool I think you just have problems
on the road all righty I don't have a vehicle I don't yeah no I don't mean it
first hand I don't
my car looks completely fine yeah it does wait what's this song
Oh
The driving segments are back man
Oh you suck!
Like...
I don't want you to look at this crap shit down your head.
I can almost die.
And then...
I can't even see myself.
I can't see myself.
I can't see myself.
I can't see myself.
I can't see myself.
I can't see myself.
Hey man, put on the new Iceman bro.
You...you are pro.
Name one Iceman song.
Watch this.
Okay, and who's at the end of that song?
I don't know.
I'm not listening to music like that.
I'm just vibing.
Okay.
Throw some shit on.
Bro, this is some shit.
Okay, all right.
What do you think of this song?
Snack it.
Hold on.
I
Remind me that I'm him again and where I've been again
Not quite since you stood up and so he don't sit again
You not fuckin' with this?
I mean, I think there's a time and a place to drop this song
I don't know, but smack it ass
No, smack it ass, smack it ass, and then I see the print
No, I could probably find a place to smack it ass and feel the street burnin'
But not right now
Okay, what about this one?
This one, uh, it'll be deep
I didn't listen to the other two projects.
Yeah, we're 30 away.
How can I tell you I'm 30 away if I'm not on the way?
That's also a dream.
You're gonna make a left up here.
Yes, it's on my iPad.
OK, let's do this one.
I
Worship
Oh
you
you
you
you
you
You
Timothy's in New York, dude. Oh my gosh almost
Okay
Step one.
Get a car.
Here, tell me exactly.
There you go.
Alright, if you're not gonna let that be this hot.
Alright.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm having no big... where's Gilly?
He's right there.
Pretty good parking.
It's up to the flock man.
Alright
What do we need here we need
patties binds
Chips cheese
What's the essential ingredients you think?
Probably bread and meat
Yo, I'm not why I'm really feeling that fucking shit, bro.
Really?
That's a lot of stuff, I know.
Alright.
It's a new grocery store, it's a new map, bro.
Let's try it out.
Let's just unlock all the P.O.I.s and start the game.
Yeah, we'll be fine.
And we need nachos.
We need...
Okay.
Okay, let's try to get the nachos here.
Tortilla chips, bro.
Tortilla chips for...
You'll protein on them or not?
Uh, I feel like some shit like this.
Right?
Sea salt, bro.
Shit, you're putting your hair.
What do you think about that?
This is good. Should we get two?
cause there'll be a bunch of them.
Wait, okay.
My one thing is those are flavor chips.
Ah, cause we gotta get, we gotta get any.
Oh, we wanna make the flavor ourselves.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just saying, I'm just saying you guys know.
I don't know if you guys know.
Those are good.
The way that the cart goes.
It's right there.
Do we wanna get flavor chips
or do we wanna add the flavor art?
You guys can go with those.
But the sea salt, sea salt's pretty good though,
honestly.
We could get a bag of this and a bag of it
Okay
What about seesaw you gilly
I think we should get two bags right chat this line. No the game is going crazy
I don't know how to get home now.
I think we do this.
There's no way you can't see your chat and you just turn to the child.
How do I see W?
You have to start drooling without being able to see cats.
Okay, we got two bags.
Oh my God, bro.
For real.
Okay, we can get, listen, we can get the fighters right here too, okay?
We got two bags.
Uh, okay, we can get, listen, we can get the fighters right here too, okay?
For real?
I mean, this should look like beef to me.
This would look like...
It would get Angus beef.
Long live.
They're like...
They're like...
Why did Angus turn into beef?
I'm on one today, man.
It's okay. We got along. We got along, Dad.
No pictures?
Should we just do these?
Yes, sir.
Sorry about that.
Let's just keep it here.
Should we just do a few of these?
Get out.
Okay.
Angus speed pad is 98, 10.
We're going to do 8, 20, and we're going to do 8, 20.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
This is 8.
This is 7.
Okay.
This is 8.
here okay 80 20 80% lean you might be fucked up
I think they will make that joke before the first time I heard that okay
let's think without what else do we need here cheese buns cheese pickles you want
I'm not a big pickle guy
I'm not a big pickle guy
Here let's go
Let's go this way
Oh wait, wait
I need...
Me, ho, what is this?
I don't know, I don't know
I don't know
Bro, I don't know what I hate, what I drink
Maybe I hate fuck my head out man
We need a...
Salsa, salsa, no.
Buns? We need salsa? We need cheese.
Okay.
Dicers.
Are you from Ron?
What was the potatoes? No.
Oh, right here.
What's this, cheese?
Bro.
We don't need fucking...
I'm gonna get a gallon of milk.
Why?
I need my milk.
You don't need...
I need this. No, I need this bag.
Okay, now secured listen, let's just know what one thing at a time
cheese
Right there. See cheese right in front of you Jason. You're right
You just want that bro
That's bullshit right there
Original cheese this one right this one. That's all just one jar you think
load it up
Okay, you need to de-blow it to you need to de-blow
Dr. Doom Oreo
Hmm wait we could do a switch here Jay switch this for one of the bags do we do
that bro yeah we can do that bro
I'll show you what the scoop ones
Cheese and salsa
We should just get a bunch of cheese honestly and throw the cheese
She said, love cheese, uh-huh.
Well, they're nachos.
They're the students.
They do bad like these.
Sorry, did you just go to my church?
No, I was just saying, this one just,
I'm trying to get to this one.
You bitch-ass cough.
Um, do we need anything in the bacon aisle?
We need buns.
I need you
How do we gravitate towards the fucking winners? I'll fuck you with this
It's okay, we can't we're here for some time we got to stay this
He's a pimp, bro.
You want pickles?
I love to eat you want pickles, bro.
Here you go.
Bro, these are the last pickles, bro.
Mini.
I'm not a big pickle guy.
Just be honest with you.
Co-sir, deal?
Yeah.
It's a cop right here.
I don't know, bro.
You like those, not like this.
Um, what type of cheese do we get? Do we just get...
We just get cheese?
Parmesan?
Wait, sprinkling some parmesan could be kind of calm.
Right?
Yeah, but I think we just need one.
Yeah, let's do that. We got that cheese.
We need buns.
Wait, what is that parmesan for?
It's brissel on the nachos.
And then there's more shredded cheese here.
We could get...
I don't know.
Enough fucking cheese, bro.
God, I think we have enough, right?
Yes.
Wait, but what about for a slider?
You're not big enough.
Yeah, but you can't read slaps.
Okay.
For the slider, we probably gotta do the one with the sharp cheddar.
I'm not gonna lie.
Sharp cheddar, right?
Mm-hmm.
I
Now
Want sour cream or mayo or anything
Um, I'm not I'm not really yeah, I just eat my sliders with just cheese
Maybe we should do like a sauce like a burger sauce right?
Catch a male. Okay. We have mail. We have cat we have ketchup
You know people make like an a aioli sauce
Okay
Try to lock in and figure out what else we need we buns buns buns
Where oh watch out right there
Where's the bun eye?
Did we just do a whole lap?
Oh fuck.
I found a bun eye.
I found a bun eye.
Yeah, imagine.
I'm not wrong, right?
I think that's the last thing we need to check.
I look you got seasonings, right?
Yeah, you must.
Enough seasonings.
Yeah, we should have lunch.
Oh, you're hot.
Yeah, he was, he's got enough seeds in the game, he's gonna love this.
What's going on?
They gotta be right here, somewhere.
They gotta be on a spread.
Oh, this is Bunme.
Okay, we're getting close.
Just keep your eyes peeled. Bang, back there.
What's that?
Oh, good eye.
Oh, shaw. Dammit.
Wait. Oh. Okay, here we go.
Here we go. Hey, would you like the sesame seeds or are you like a bro? These are low-key calm
We just get two piece
Okay, how's it know be for chicken for the nachos we throw some beef in the nachos
Just like just like
Yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go grab
And now honestly, I think
That's three successful. Yeah, right? Yeah
This is the last time we've really tried to cook something and I don't think it was that good.
But this is just burgers and nachos. I feel like we could do it, bro.
Burger. Oh, lettuce.
Lettuce? Do you want lettuce or not?
I mean...
Oh, it's great.
Something like this, right?
some shit like that.
Ground beef.
Like this much is okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I have some seasonings to chat,
and we might have some,
but should we get our own?
Just in case or no?
We just didn't get the toppings,
like lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream.
I'm good on all that though.
No, I don't need that shit, man.
I mean, sure, I mean, seriously.
It is our show.
Well, you know, I don't need sour cream,
what from what?
I don't need sour cream. I never need sour cream.
Get taco seasoning is what it's at.
Oh.
Can I have a picture?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that in a manuscript?
It's just like that.
It's all like that here.
Why would we need taco seasoning?
What do we need taco seasoning for?
Yeah, oh
If you're gonna make
Put the beef in the nachos should be a little bit seasoned but doesn't have to be toxic you guys can see today
Where's that in you know what we see them did with last time that shit's kind of comfy the pack
You know where that is on this map then
Kind of interesting.
We'll toggle it.
Okay, we've got to find the season.
Here we go.
I think it's this way.
Is that down there?
Nah, this cookie is small.
Mine is red.
Jan Kelly.
I
Get snacks me snacks candy
What the one yard by here we could do this charcoal
We're right there
Did you get your coffee today?
Uh, no, I should buy it.
How would you order it? $30 one?
It's $10.
I need it. Yeah, I need to start making it.
Because it's just like...
Baking. Right here.
Wait, what do we look at for? Seasoning it.
We're trying to make them this weekend.
There's something different about that.
Ah, we can make Asian tacos.
This season, the beef.
That's soy sauce.
of these these are uh yeah Taco Bell is pretty nice right uh 25% less so you know keep it on the
healthy side of things i'm familiar with that okay do we have anything else in the aisle
should we get some green shit to put in here at all like
is the the marvel orios yeah that's bad what about basil they're like parsley or something
Okay, we could do that.
Where's the jalapenos?
Or no?
Pickled jalapenos.
Let's get pickled jalapenos.
Pickled jalapenos.
Oh, right here. If you go to the other piano.
Nacho slices.
Walk is just someone in the chat. That's a good shout.
Thanks for waiting.
Wacomali salsa?
Yeah, that's it. Right here.
Fuck it, get it.
Okay, wait. Not a real guac, but you know.
Now this is starting to come together.
I feel like, Bill.
I don't think we're gonna get salsa.
I think we're just gonna cover it with all this.
What do you mean salsa?
That's what I'm saying.
All right, do we need anything else? Let's think beers
Now what beers I think there's beers at the career. Oh, yeah, that's true
We could get actual queso, but I feel like we have enough cheese chat
We should should we get some green shit. Yeah
Okay, ready?
Um, yeah, maybe get one thing of lettuce, yeah, I'm going to get some, I'm going to
Yes. Hold on. What are we?
Parsley. Hey, Parsley?
Elberth?
To throw. To throw on there.
Hold on. This is the tag, by the way, Chad. Let me show you how.
I'll do this.
Ready? Go like this. Open it up.
Like this.
I like to...
It's a lot of parsley, but... Yeah.
Okay, I think all our bases are heavy.
Tomato or...
I'm good on tomatoes.
You all right?
Yeah.
You mean breather?
Yeah.
Let me help you out.
Parsley is not the same.
Damn, I should get cilantro.
They're ready.
They're not the same though.
That's good call-outs, brother.
Where's the sea cilantro though?
Salonchrodo.
Hi, you're here.
Salonchrodo.
Oh, sorry
You remember me a bag
I feel like see launcher you got the most things in it elevates it right
Can't no dinner
Okay, I think we're good. Yeah
Right yeah anything you do yet you think we miss any anything
I like the beans, I like the rice, I like onions, onions, hot sauce, onions, that's like the most, yeah we got onions would be the one thing I think that we could add, different cheese, you have so many different cheeses.
Let's go right here and not.
Oh, we're on the way, right now.
All right.
Oh, we gotta have Loki make this quick.
Two out of three or one out of one?
Two out of three.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Two out of three.
DHS three.
Come on.
Wow.
Two out of three.
Two out of three.
Two out of three.
Two out of three.
Absolutely fucking obliterated brutalized
No, we have pawn check your car. I did just get right straight
No, this is probably what like
under us
Like a hundred bucks
Here's Pacifico that the crib right here. Hmm. It's yours to the crib
I
Thought they banned this cuz I kid
I
Didn't hear about that. I heard about the Alani shit
They're like a high schooler drank like 12
Well, I think I'm bruising up
You did
Everywhere
But I'm just bruising it
This bro, I'm dead as dying. I think holy shit
Well, why don't you use the norm attack? I don't know
I'm like lowest period
Are you gonna work out let yourself recover?
22 team I thought I could recover fast
I need you
I
Okay
How's the game with you
Really? It's tight?
Just hit the free plan.
Oh, chat. The boys finale? I watched it last night.
Me, Gilly, and the plant. We ordered popcorn,
watching the theater right at midnight.
I wasn't such a bad player.
I'm not gonna say too much, but I heard that was really good.
You trying to see it?
Actually, I'm down.
You want to go see it?
Let's do it.
Or tomorrow night.
Let's do it tomorrow night.
Hey, how are you?
Um, no.
Uh, yeah, please.
Thank you.
I'm just gonna leave you with me.
Yeah I know.
I'm gonna get you some ice.
I'm gonna go get all ice.
Oh wait, wait.
How can you leave me back?
Wait, we have to get back.
Wait, and I'll leave you with me back.
Alright.
I'll be back.
No, hold on.
Thank you, daddy!
Who's he talking to?
Why is that Casamigos like nice?
It's a World Cup one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you daddy.
He is not a real human.
111 though, I'm just pretty close.
Wait, I think they...
Yeah.
Look what you're looking at.
I ain't gonna do it.
I got it.
Ah, you're going to do it.
Here, you grab the left hand.
Alright.
Thank you so much.
Arigato.
You want to grab that?
Take care of it.
Oh
We got them
Why not
All flashbang
Now we gotta cook these quick
Bro the last like two nights I
I ate like shit, bro.
I ate a chocolate bar at like 3 AM.
Come on, bro.
I know, bro.
I got a lock in.
Why do you keep loaded?
Got a lock in the fucking in, man.
Talk to him.
He might be packed.
I didn't get it in.
Well, you got the sparring gear in here.
Hold on.
Gilly?
Or is it?
Is it?
Yeah.
It's over.
Successful.
I got it.
I've been trunked.
I've been.
They're saying 31, 31 and a quarter one bro. I'm not gonna lie this series is peak.
Bro.
This series is so fucking good.
They're really good.
Just better than the finals.
You want to glass?
Are you gonna clean these?
Huh?
I'm not going to go on, bro.
Hell no.
You're good?
Are you actually gonna go milking a fucking shit?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm just gonna let him spill it all.
Careful.
Bro, take this glass actually.
I'm gonna go switch it in here.
Okay, something happened to that, I don't know what happened, yep, I got it, you know, one moment here.
Oh, someone's talking at your gate. Okay, and then we just...
He's pouring out right now.
Yeah, I don't know what happened to that.
You gotta like press it.
Do I kill this?
I'm holding.
Why does he hog at me like there's not a fucking spot right here?
Alright.
Oh, two spots, I should say.
Three.
There's three fucking spots next to me, but he wants my spot.
He's gonna get around here.
Wow.
bro. This is great milk. Did you just pour milk in the same paint glass? Can I be completely
honest with y'all? Have you ever cleaned these since you got it? I haven't cleaned those since
fucking uh Mr. Beast. For real? Yeah. Good but that means that fan of mine got hurt. That
was. That one was in New York. Fan was in New York. Hey, W milk man. You don't see it.
Boy, I mean, y'all like tough, at least.
Put it right here.
Put it right here.
I needed to get glass, bro.
Sorry, I should have got, like, sugar packets to start out of coffee.
Bro, that's not good, bro.
You know what, I'm trying to get nice.
Just blend them.
Just blend them.
All I do right now is just espresso and milk.
But look, baby, back.
Let's see what the score of the game is.
3131 into the first
Traffic segment right now y'all need to see some W's
Well, my math is fucking
Not tripping
Leaks
How we feelin in the car yes
Yeah, and the bag how we feeling I'm vibing braga glass milk right here
We're gonna go home make some nachos
Oh guys bro we did I've got to make a masterpiece this is the come back up rice and crackers
Wait, do you add the shopping parts to your YouTube videos?
Uh, yeah, sometimes.
Hold on.
How about your other hand, please?
Do what?
Circle.
Oh, good.
Let's take it out.
I have a booboo adapt.
Oh, we should have just said that.
Yeah, thank you.
Kiss you.
And then I got a booboo, bro.
What happened?
Y'all found arms, bro.
I think I need you to kiss it better.
Ah, fuck, yo.
Listen, bro, this is the premier of rice and crackers
in the core, Chris.
We really gotta lock in here.
Oh, yeah, my bad, all right.
We gotta show people we are serious
in the culinary arts.
Shit, all right?
I'm serious, man.
Why in the kitchen to fuck around?
Why the fuck around?
I have no we're in there to make quality yeah quality show people do quality bro
It's what we do. Oh like sure you doing your little one
It's a good. Yeah, that's a bar
A little one
That's a fucking bar a middle one
That's a fucking bar like that one. Yeah
Hold on. Chathouse, uh
Castle
We got
I
Need to see another one be master class today, and I think we're gonna do I think we should keep core videos on Friday
Whatever you say see you
Whatever you say goes we were doing every Thursday and last week's video got delayed because of the exports
We just posted on Friday, but of course I better yeah core Fridays. I think we keep Friday's chat
Who's excited for the next YouTube video and the next one you actually see adapt
Adapted chess hairs like no bullshit
Yes, the next video you will see adapt chess hairs
Well for some reason I've been seeing a headlet like a dad thirst trap edits on my shit
And I seen this one girl would like well had a hundred K likes and the caption was like oh
Oh my, like, I need a man like FaZe a Dad or some shit like that.
I don't know.
You seen that one?
Because you reposted it.
I seen it.
You reposted that shit.
You just said, really?
Don't, don't act like you didn't see it, bro.
No, I seen someone made an edit.
Yeah, I posted an edit.
Not the edit, bro.
Like some girl that was like, oh, I need a man like FaZe a Dad shit.
It literally had 100k likes.
It was like a fucking, it was like, I don't even know.
I saw it in my com, yeah.
I don't think I reposted that.
You reposted it.
What did she mean by face of death by my face?
That is very true, but...
you
you
you
you
you
You can not, you can not, there's, there's no rush.
Jesus.
No rushing, no rushing, no rushing like I'm Tony Jefferson.
You might have just ripped up.
What was it?
That was me.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
What was it, bro?
It was me.
We got him.
We got him.
Wait.
Kelly Uber?
Bro, he told me I'm sexy.
I said I'm not.
Wait, what if you stay here?
Stop reinforcing this there.
Bro, I didn't crash it.
Um...
Here, can you hold this?
Yeah, that's fine.
Wait, hold on.
Bro, this ain't another Caruso massacre.
You open again he almost build them out, bro. All right, come on now
Why would I look no damage on this shit
I think I'm all right.
See?
Well, you know, he was swimming down the hill.
I'm sure it was right here.
Nice.
We're good.
You got a...
Wait, where's Suki?
Oh, who? A core member.
Haha.
No worries, we got them out.
All right, to the kitchen, man.
To the kitchen.
Let's see.
I'm actually walking in here.
Bro, we can make this as a how much as a how long?
Is that 20 minutes?
Y'all see, Jason is uh...
You don't know how to select this, bro.
As any.
This actually clears every single one of your toys.
Like no bullshit.
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
Yes it does.
It's cool though.
It's a good toy.
It's toy bro.
Don't have toy.
That's good.
So who for decided to eat ice cream as a present?
Who do we think is responsible for this right now so stay with Renato
I can tell you exactly what happened without knowing what happened. He got this out of PO. It's hot sauce. He tasted it found ice cream
I feel like this is lacy though. Yeah
Tried to use this
It's too cold.
Okay.
What's the smoke in here?
Excuse me.
Can you take that hell cover?
Because I think it's old.
Well, it's not. That's by May 17th.
Yes.
A couple days ago.
Alright, listen.
That's actually fun.
Don, you go up that whole thing?
Hell no.
Hell no.
Alright.
I'm gonna be out for a couple of days.
Wait, why are you going out on this thing for the little boy?
Because it's just a mess.
Hold on.
Let's just lay everything out real quick.
And then we gotta figure out...
...the kickback.
Oh, thank you, man.
Bang.
I'll be having a pinch of virus on these.
I don't think that's what fixes to the virus.
You just got to floss.
Okay, hold on.
Is everything right?
Alright, we got beef, sliders, trash, sliders, nachos.
I think we're good.
Alright, jeez.
You know what we got to do first though.
What are we going to do, wash our hands?
We got to wash our hands.
Wait, no, this is what we gotta do first.
What?
We are back with another episode of Rice and Crackers.
Today, we have a game to O.K.C. vs. Spurs coming up.
Legendary series, the last one was fucking incredible.
This one's gonna be another amazing game, it seems like.
But we have to cook for the guys.
Yes, listen.
This is our first time cooking in this kitchen, I think.
Rice and crackers, episode two.
And what are we making? Adapt?
We got sliders and I think loaded nachos, right?
Let's play off basketball, Spurs, OK, see they're playing right now.
So we're going to try to make some sliders, some nachos.
Just some eats for the game, you know what I mean?
If you all know me, I've been on a little bit of a corn area art this year.
Ah, fuck!
This is my second time doing this with Jason.
Last time, I think we made shrimp fried rice.
I can't really remember how well it went,
but here is a fresh heart.
Fresh, man.
New kitchen, sliders, nachos, it cannot be that hard.
Let's do this shit, man.
Let's go, come on.
Bang.
All right, let's do it.
So we have two, we have eight burgers, eight patties.
No, we got four included, you.
Your burger
Let's try to be
Easter egg, bro. I think we should save that for the egg. Okay
How should we pop this up?
With the nachos listen bro nachos. I feel like it's like a very quick process
I feel like we go with the meats here. Okay, so we got the slider buds right here
We got the lettuce right here. We have this a lot. So in a bunch row is what we're gonna season
Okay, this way. We're going to season the beef with this. We're going to sprinkle the beef
instead of nachos, and then we're going to put a bunch of cheese and shi-ana. Yeah.
So, to begin, first things first, wash your hands. We did that.
Let's step two. Then step two. Fuck. Get everything laid out.
Okay. Step three would be to start the cooking process.
We're gonna need to get yes, let's get a pan. Let's get a pan
What is this I'm not sure this okay. No way we only in there baby in there. Oh
Oh smell like a dissey.
Well.
Oh.
You have some dissey boxes?
That's a pretty nice pan.
I don't think.
Bless you.
Bless. Hold on.
To use this?
I don't think this is not. I think we used a pan.
What about this one though?
That bitch has been through hell in the back.
Yeah. Okay.
So we should cook the beef in here.
Beef. Beef. No pan. We need a powerhouse and we're supposed to cook the beef.
I don't know. By the way, I have listeners from playing the guitar.
See, your hands are a different color.
Shouldn't there be like a, what's it called? It's called a cast iron.
That's what we should do, you know. Cast iron.
To cook. Cast iron.
Whoa!
What is this? Do we cook the beef in here?
Oh yeah, I need to call an air artist in my chat to help me out.
Oh that works.
Should I clean it up?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I just throw the beef in here.
Look at the bag!
Oh, bag!
Great fucking work.
Okay.
So, we could cook the beef in here, I feel like.
use the barbecue the barbecue outside does not work actually there's this
Oh
God
This is our first time in the kitchen, so we're gonna have to get acquainted with the equipment and
Should we do the beef first?
Oh, sour.
All right, we probably should put some butter in there
so it doesn't stick.
But we can get butter right here.
Go on.
Woo!
Maybe heat it up, right here, Jake.
OK, maybe heat it up and then do the outline.
That's exactly what I can do.
Wait, should I cut this to smaller pieces or no?
No, no, no.
just like coat it with the butter so it doesn't stick and then we'll throw the
beef in there. Wait do I look good or no?
Let's bend the sun kiss in my chair.
I think we do medium heat or do we do oil?
We can do cooking on our butter.
It's actually a preference. Do medium, medium heat.
Wait, I think we broke it.
I don't think it would stick because it's got fat, but you don't need all that butter though just like
hit it one time one of these yeah and wrap it back up and I would just throw it back in there
But I feel like Chad would just throw this in like this because it's got fat. It's not going to stick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just hit the outskirts too.
The outskirts.
And then maybe throw that back in there.
You want me to do what?
Like throw that back in there.
It's your freaky ass.
There it is.
This is it, this is it.
Now, we need this, and we need a special bed.
All right, we should just throw all of this in here, 10 to 12 minutes, right?
We got to get the beef for the nachos.
Oh yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, man.
Fuck yeah, dude.
God, bro.
Spread it out a little bit?
Oh, this shit right here.
I'm one of those guys here excited for some tacos.
Mm-hmm.
I said a wild dish is doing its thing.
Mm-hmm.
I feel like we need one of those.
Can you cut that out for me?
Yeah, here, hand off.
Bang, bang.
Oh, this sounds dead off, customer.
I think that's good.
Okay.
I feel like we need one of those.
Black,
finish,
to put.
Right, that's making it hard.
Somebody turn this shit off, bro, did that.
Well, you're just letting it rock.
What tool am I thinking of, Chad?
Right, to throw it in the oven, we gotta.
Wait, do I just pretend ministry?
No, no, you just let that rock.
You just let that rock, hold on.
Okay, I'm letting it rock.
You need to get me back some chet.
No, Chet, the seasoning.
Oh, the seasoning.
Matter.
You want to do it?
How much?
Uh, like half.
I need a baking sheet though.
Oh, yeah!
Go go go go.
Straight work.
That's enough?
Yeah.
That's looking good.
No, a piece of meat, bro.
I thought it was a bacon sheet anyway.
Oh, that's just smell like taco.
I know what Tico is really nice about, man.
This is smell like tacos.
We need a bacon sheet, Jay, to make the,
Chad, y'all know we're hot down here.
Just like, let that chill.
Where's the bacon sheet?
We don't got that man.
They saying add a little water to it.
You could put a little bit of water.
Wash my hands. I wash my hands.
Okay, um, we just need this to cook.
We gotta put all the nachos on the bacon sheet
sheet in oven with the cheese. I'm pretty sure. Okay, so what?
They say add more water. You're supposed to cook it before you season it and add water.
That's why we're cooking it right now. Okay. You see you're like a big machine. We throw
All the chips on.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I just wanted to cook it before you season it.
I understand what I'm doing.
I'm not a rookie.
This backseat and bulls**t, right?
It's not real.
Rice and crackers, not rice and f*****g chat.
Oh, that's a hard crack in the chat.
Bro.
We lowkey need a baking sheet, though.
No, like, bake just a pan.
I mean, you can do it in here.
Yeah, I don't actually prefer it.
I mean, yeah.
So, let's think.
I gotta use my brain.
We got the beef.
It's cooking.
That's it.
It's sprinkled into the nachos.
Maybe we just put all of this right here,
put the cheese in here,
and then just heat it.
It's gonna be not like a dill pickle.
Is it good?
It should be good.
What in the...
What in the...
This is a...
This is an entire...
This is a f*****g...
That's not a good answer.
Why do you...
No!
No!
I got all the...
Hold on a minute.
Okay.
All the chip's are in there.
Step one complete.
Step two...
Right here.
Do you have more chips up there?
Yeah.
Oh no!
This is not gonna be done now, but...
Uh...
Keep it all low heat.
Better?
What are the burns?
I didn't know. Pickles are just cucumbers.
So we got to put this in a bowl.
Mmm, that's good plate, hold on.
Yo, Jeff.
What happened?
Did you know pickles are literally just seasoned cucumbers?
Is that facts?
Alright, I figured out the best way to approach this here.
So we got all the chips, or at least the first batch in here.
We're going to heat up the cheese, right?
Right throw all the cheese in here
You want to grab me a tool? Okay
Yeah, I need to scoop this up we're gonna heat this up dump it in here and then bang bang. Yeah, all right here
Oh, I could just microwave the jar.
Except the box is glass.
It's like microplastics.
No, it's glass.
Fire!
The microwave transfer cheese with the microwave bowl.
Yeah.
It says to, but I mean...
It says it.
Hold on.
Jason's retarded, holy shit.
Open it.
I'm retweeting that, yeah, it's facts.
Oh, stop.
Who is keeping the heat for us?
Just keep it on low.
Hold on.
Let me know if you need help.
I'm trying to get all this out.
Here, you want to get the remainder?
Uh-huh.
That ass is eating already.
Okay.
Yep, there it is.
Why is it making that noise, bro?
Try to stay focused here.
I got it.
Hold on.
Keep it on low.
I
Go fucking dickhead, bro
Do the what are you doing? I'm gonna
What are you doing, bro?
It's a waste of a chip. Oh, yeah waste
I love J shirt. Hey, thank you, bro. Don't call me J though.
You don't know me. Okay. So the cheese is heating up. This is the first batch. We got a second
bag with this. We go heat the guaca. We can sprinkle a little bit of this on. Do we heat
Ease up though? No, cuz the cheese is gonna be as hot as what's hot.
Fucking cheese will eat you bitch.
Oh sorry, actually, bitch was too far.
Pretty good. How does it look all weird?
Little raw, but red meat, if y'all didn't know, it can be a little raw.
And it will be okay.
Um...
You gotta keep it in the oven.
Okay, hold on.
How long should we heat this up for?
Three minutes.
That's it, three minutes.
I think this is coming together.
Dude, I'm excited.
I'm fucking ready, man.
I'm getting like a taste of it beforehand.
A little before taste with the naked chip.
So we're...
Just to see what it tastes like after.
So we're gonna take the melted cheese put it on here throw some guac in you want pickles in there
nah
Pickles just like on the side slap it on your tongue slap it on your tongue. Yeah
What do we want do we want pickles on there nah, right?
We got we do got jalapeños
Then where am I?
I'll try it.
And then, after we do the nachos,
then we should start on these.
I feel like burgers are easy though.
Sliders?
I've never actually made one, but.
Somebody tell me to stop eating cheese, bro.
Stop eating cheese, bro.
Thank you, Rick.
Oh!
This shit is hot!
Quick, put your earlobes, trust.
Why?
Because it stops the, bro,
because your earlobes don't get hot,
and your earlobes are naturally cold.
Put your earlobes, trust.
I'm okay.
It's hot, bro, it'll, it'll like freeze it or make it cold.
You see, you feel it?
I never.
Now, now, bubbles are around the pool.
It'll make the heat go away.
We gotta put that in here.
What, the cheese in there?
The cheese in here.
You think it's hot enough though?
You wanna get that last because the chestnut gets soggy.
Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna get it last.
See, we'll do the digest first.
Okay, so.
So now we need the beef.
So we put the beef in the cheese, maybe.
This little duck, do you?
A little red.
Ready to eat?
Yeah, man.
Let me do a taste test.
Maybe the best you'll ever get, Mark.
I mean, I don't know.
Wait.
Maybe a little bit more.
Maybe we put a little bit more, and then we put that.
Ah, ah, ah, boop!
Change gear.
It's colder now, my hands are good.
I've never seen that.
My dad used to do it, no, no, most of my dad used to do it.
Beef first, then cheese.
Okay, that's a good chronologically speaking.
Beef?
You think this is hot enough though?
Ooh, it's pretty.
Should it be like this thick?
Like consistency wise or does that matter?
You're a little bit not good.
I
Think you're about fucking done
Hold on pop it open
Remember the fucking
Bang bang and hit bang which one start
Okay, we're actually doing pretty good right now
Let me put a little milk in there.
In the cheese?
Make it a little stockier.
More milk to you.
That's how much I like it.
The meat will make it hotter.
That is true.
Okay, so should we do this?
Alright, off.
It's still a little red though.
I mean, there on the right side.
I think it's good.
I think it's good.
I don't think you can eat the red part, but it's fine, right?
It's not red.
There's a little chunk of red.
I think it's good.
So, I'm going to do this.
You do the cheese.
What do I do with the cheese?
So, I'll put this in there.
You put the cheese?
No, you put the cheese in there.
Right here?
Yeah.
Right?
Like chronologically.
This is good.
All right, so you want to grab that?
Be careful as hot as fuck. It's bubbling, bro. Maybe get a tool
Yeah, wait should we throw it all in here? We should start on there, huh?
All right
Are you ready?
All right, okay
Okay, so wait, and then the seeds first of them. What's one? I think we do the beef first
like this. Oh fuck yeah. You fucking idiot. Why the fuck would you crush the chips?
We gotta mix it up. Yeah. It's hot. It's fucking burning hot. Oh my fuck.
Oh
Hi a little bit of Hernandez, huh?
Yeah, oh my god, yeah, okay wait, yeah
Okay, wait
Now we got to mix it right
We go in there and like
Try going in with this. No, no, no
You're gonna crush the chips, dude
I'm so confused
What do you mean you're confused? What are you confused about?
Bro, we don't get anything, but it's also tomatoes
We didn't get shit
We don't, we didn't, we skipped that on the tomatoes
We could have had more chips
Why don't we do the chips first, we should have done the sliders first
The sliders are separate
Bro, but this is gonna get soggy
That's why we eat it
What are you eating now?
I mean, is it ready?
I bet.
What are you eating now?
I was saying.
Well, that's not so cheese.
Maybe a little alopeño?
Wait a minute.
That is good.
Bro, that is good, bro.
Wait, wait.
We're kind of nice.
Yeah, well, let me get some water.
Hold on.
Let me get some peños in there.
Wait.
Oh, that was spicy.
Oh, spicy.
You feel me?
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
This should look fucking horrendous, I doubt.
Try it.
Taste it.
What does this look like from a chess perspective, though?
I'd attempt.
It tastes pretty good
Fuck yeah, what do you think John fuck? Yeah, boys Jesus a little bit thick
Pretty thick you put milk in there now. We should have came down to cheese a little bit
I know what you do
Let the poor milk into the
I'm gonna milk it here and then I'll mix the little leather.
There's nothing left.
No, we have a second bag of chips so we can do this.
What you think?
I got a feeling this is not supposed to be.
So why did they say add milk?
Do you just listen to anything that says?
Yes.
No.
I mean, listen, that's pretty good.
The cheese, we could have belted down and made it thinner.
But, I'm not mad at this right here, y'all.
This is Gorge Slop, bro.
It's not like the best ever, but it's okay.
Listen.
If I was your feed, it's the Tony Jefferson relation,
and wrong.
Ask them what they think.
How were you?
Of course, we peeped this, and now we make the sliders,
or?
But we can cook up nachos in two seconds, bro.
Yeah, what do we do? We do this rock?
Ah, well, we're in fucking idiot's. Why don't we leave it in the pan?
I don't know. That was your call.
It's a fucking bowl, bro.
We should've put it in the bowl.
What are we doing?
You do the pan.
No, you put the chips in the fucking pan.
No, I said we should've did the bowl.
But you...
No!
Put it out of me.
We didn't even use the pan!
To cook!
That's what I'm saying.
We didn't use the pan. We used it as a bowl!
No, optimal at all. Now we have a pan full of nachos.
At a 10, though. What do we think?
I give that like a 7.
7 and a half.
Okay, Chad.
What do we do to use the pan for?
I had Ron's barbecue sauce, zero.
Game is at halftime.
Put it in the oven.
But it's a fucking halftime.
Wait, we could do that.
We could throw it in the oven, that'll...
That'll work.
That'll probably do something to it, right?
Should we just throw this shit in the oven?
Right now?
No seasoning, no, there is seasoning first.
Okay, alright, come on. Let's start with the sliders.
Okay, yeah. We'll move to the sliders.
In the meantime, in the meantime...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Same pan, right?
Yeah, here. You want to rinse this off?
I'll let this... Should I keep this posted here or should I put it in there?
Keep the seasoning on here for the... Keep this...
And I don't wash it for the flavor, for the taco seasoning.
What do you think?
Actually, yeah. Not a bad idea. Fuck it.
What's the chat thing? Is it a good idea?
Any culinary artists in the chat we're gonna move on to the sliders. Do we just leave the pan like that?
Yeah, there's a yeah facts
All right, and then this
So doesn't it get cold
Yeah
And now let's start on this
Alright.
Oh my god, we're supposed to put the shredded cheese on there after.
Oh, true.
You throw it on top and then put it on top and then put it on top a little bit.
Okay, let's turn it out a little bit.
What does he do?
Okay, so we'll leave it in there, we'll just let it heat up.
Now we gotta pivot to sliders, listen, this is easy, this is easy work.
We're just doing it in cheese, we didn't get tomatoes, we didn't get onions.
We have some pepper or like what do we season it with, or what do we do with the taco seasoning?
Like what are we doing?
We use the taco seasoning.
Taco flavored patties?
wait look in there there's salt there's pepper maybe there's like salt we got
salt and we got a black pepper bro here we go default come on bro we got to make
everybody happy here okay I feel like I might have more seasonings
Uh, alright, fuck you.
So we'll throw...
Wait, what about the buns?
Should we make... should we toast the buns or...?
No, you want to get bougie.
I mean, we could get bougie.
We need a... but...
Separate.
Separate thing to do there.
Um...
Should we just use the taco seasoning on these?
I feel like taco-flavored burgers some fucking ass.
Yeah.
So salt and pepper is probably way better.
Well you listen, the buns can come at that.
Let's just throw these on and we'll do salt, pepper, some garlic powder.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Put one down.
Have you ever seen it first?
No, no, just throw it in.
Just throw it on there.
Just on.
How many fatties should I pop on your head?
Just do two at a time.
Two.
And we'll test, okay, so we got, we have baking powder,
we got baking powder, salt and pepper, those are our seasonings, okay, we can work with
that, and then we'll do cheese and some ketchup, commercial break, you need to change the
Yeah.
What you making burgers?
Burgers.
And we got nachos, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, we got nachos.
Did you put the chips in the oven?
He put the chips in the oven.
They're in there right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me know.
Basketball brother this dude drafted the 16
You made your first shot at a game
Setback three game point, you know buddy try to break your arm
You choose one for 12, but the shot that goes in is the lap
Listen y'all want
I'm excited. What do you guys want?
I'll take whatever
We'll put some here. Let's put some salt pepper on it like while it cooks I thought I was supposed to do before
Sometimes you got to make adjustments
Yeah, he did
He said what? Flip? I think we put a little bit of pepper and garlic powder. This is good for burgers, you know.
Baking powder or garlic powder, you say? Oh, this is baking powder, actually.
Salt. Ready?
Okay. Here we go.
Oh
Okay, wait, wait you're gonna lose it you're gonna lose the burger. Oh
I feel like there's a bird in the other side too, no
Uh, yeah.
You can have them try it.
Is this on?
Yeah, thanks, sir.
That'd be hot.
You tried it, Calvin?
Hold on.
It's coming together.
Ah, it fucking needed me.
Can we just throw this on?
Right now, personally, I'm like...
I don't know.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey boys, nachos!
Let's go.
Nice and crackers is going crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look toasted chips.
Only we can make, bro. You've never seen toasted chips before.
This shit is fire. Go ahead and get you a piece, bro.
Look, we got a jalapeno.
Let me watch one.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little cheese.
A little cheese.
Like your cheese.
Another one.
Yeah, this is some sort, bro.
That's amazing.
This should...
I don't know.
You should get something to toast the buzzing.
You got anything in there?
I can't wash it.
Are you getting here to toast the buzzing?
Oh, fuck no.
I got a tire, holy fuck!
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What?
What is this?
Uh, it's kind of big.
The only thing we have left, huh?
Yeah.
Wait, can I get a first face?
Bro, get in there, man!
What's the situation here?
Oh, we ought to see some gas.
I want to get one that has everything on it though like this right here
get a little bit of cheese with some meat on that beef
guacamole, salsa, with some cheese and um yeah oh my god
that looks good
is that corn asana or shredded beef?
what do y'all think?
shredded bro, shredded beef
get in there bro, get in there
beef nachos, jalapenos, cheese
what do you think?
What are you thinking?
That's a hit in you.
That's a hit in you, right?
I'm hitting him.
That's him.
That's okay, you're banging.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not a macho's kind of guy.
I love nachos.
Those are some good nachos.
I'm giving those a 9 out of 10.
Is someone flavoring this one, fuck it?
I'm giving those a 9 out of 10.
It's actually very well-spiced.
I'll take it.
There's a 9 and a half.
9 and a half.
OK.
Hey, on the side here, man, put the water down there.
I'm gonna take it here.
Here's what we do.
I'm telling you, where is the cracker?
Nobody ever could fuck these nachos in the oven.
That's why I say we do things.
How do they say it?
At the burger joint? A little different?
All right, here. I need you on the grill.
All right.
Come this way, cause it's a sunbush.
I'll be right back.
Um...
Box combo.
No sauce?
Are you close or not?
Extra close.
Get that slaw out of there.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Be on the close.
Yep.
And Krispy Brides or Krispy Brides?
We do the questions.
We do the questions.
Of course we do that.
I'm sorry.
What do I do with it?
Uh, Holly.
Holly, I don't know what you're doing.
She's doing it on her own, right?
I think that looks good, though.
No, no, it's a little wet.
I feel like.
Let me see those.
That was one.
Probably go on the close.
Right
Talking about a bro
Make sure you don't smoosh it because you smoosh it then the juice comes out.
We want as much juice as possible.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you want it to marinate.
Okay.
We got two sliders.
Two sliders?
More.
Actually close with the burgers.
But it's okay.
I fucking made burgers, bro.
I'm too much now.
I'll have to order that one.
All right.
You fuck with it!
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm serious about this corner. I'm gonna cook him one off. I've been struggling to get one of these off in the last few days
Well, the one day sookie said oh, I'm gonna be there at five and then he never showed up
And then the other day he said oh
Having trouble getting a little cookie one off.
OK.
Maybe sleep it.
Yeah.
He made me sleep.
I'm going to do more minutes on the burger.
You guys want an economy?
Got to go see ketchup and some ketchup.
You got mayonnaise or no?
We got mayonnaise.
Yeah, ketchup and mustard.
We got ketchup.
All right.
I need mayonnaise or no?
Do we got mayonnaise in there again?
You don't have to pick up four mayonnaise.
All right.
Now we shut up, can't you?
Shut up.
They're reddish, they're reddish.
Fucking reddish, sir.
Oh, god damn.
Who tipped you that?
Hold on.
I'll just get you out of here.
There's a splash on everywhere.
Yeah, yeah.
I think turn it down a little bit.
It's close to being a guy.
Hold on.
It's so, so bad.
Oh, no.
It's actually, it's actually, it's so bad.
What do you think I should do with you?
You ask people how to lose weight, man.
Bro, it's all about diet. I'm losing weight right now, too. I'm sweating.
You know, he's the only person on that list.
Okay, ready?
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on.
Wait.
You got the condomirce?
Bro, all we have are condomirce.
We gotta have ketchup somewhere, are you sure?
Look at the silky shit.
You gotta get a calorie deficit, but the thing is I definitely can't get a calorie deficit.
It's all the goods.
It's all the time you work out.
But you want to have a jet, you try everything.
Oh, shit.
And people, they find anything on wine, that's it.
It's actually very useful.
It's useful to lay out the food.
Okay.
Even the burgers.
That smells crazy.
Looks pretty good. We need to get some ketchup for that. No ketchup
Maybe just get the relish out of the priest
Come on
Cheese
A little bit of the but yeah, but that is extra flavor, bro
That might be the
Burger maybe bleeding
You're trying it maybe you try it
See the inside oh
Okay, so that looks control
Z real quick
But the thing is though that's like a rare burger. I thought you asked for rare
Adjust me
No, no, you're fine, bro, right me could eat. I thought it was good
We got it. Yeah, we gotta make consistent throughout. Okay, it's okay
All right, it was still a little too rare, right?
I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't taste it fine.
Okay.
You can kill it.
We just need maybe like throw it on one back.
I'm not gonna use your father.
We're doing something to make that.
Oh, yeah, that's a little...
Okay.
We're gonna throw it in there.
Hey!
That's in there.
Right here.
That's right.
Roger fucking Dodger, boys.
It's okay.
We gotta cook it more.
It's cooking. It sizzling.
Wait.
Oh, shit, it sizzling.
Wait.
That will engulf the heat, right? Make it hotter?
For sure, okay.
I keep coming over here.
You can stop now, huh?
He said, listen, we'll like him, like,
Okay, we'll bounce back.
Just try to talk about it.
Trash that. Trash that.
Gilly, can you peep upstairs at Marcia? I think I have ketchup upstairs.
Either in my fridge or around my setup somewhere.
I'm locking it.
I'm locking it.
I'm locking it.
I'm locking it.
I'm locking it.
You fucking fake locking it.
What's going on here?
That's a fake locking, bro.
You said you're locking it.
It's a little fucking cheat meal, dude.
What? You just locked in.
Yeah, bro. They've been on a diet.
They're starting to diet.
Yeah.
He's boxing he's trying to all right. I'll try straight ahead. You have a box of
Because he doesn't give himself time to recover
And that's it
I thought since I'm 22 team my body just recovers. Hey you
use a colt up? No we have one. The colt up is magic bro. You use it everyday? Yes.
That's the only way I could survive. What's your recovery routine? After I do colt up
and then my PT comes over at 7 o'clock. Okay. At night? Yeah my crib. It's one of my crib
and I massage it and do dry needles. The needles? Oh like acupuncture? Yeah same
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I get work on my body.
That's been so much more than I want.
There we go.
Listen, Jed.
Yeah.
Okay, listen to me.
For me to you, if you really want to take this box
into your serious and get your body right,
you've got to be in the gym
and you've got to make sure you focus on recovery.
Ice baths and then right back to it.
Right back in the gym, core workouts,
getting your abs right.
Yes.
I'm worried about you, bro.
And diet.
And your diet.
All about endurance and boxing, bro.
Ice and boxing.
Did I?
That was good, that was good.
That was good.
Wait, how many calories do you eat a day?
I can't pass over like...
1200 or something.
What?
What?
No, you don't.
I'm shredding right now.
But that's like a hard fucking cut.
Yeah, he's not eating seasoned.
Oh, you're not...
Oh, man.
But you're...
But you're eating seasoned?
Sure.
No, I'm not ketchup or...
Or...
I'm not ketchup or...
I'm not bad.
Hold on.
Now I'm like...
Oh!
Hold on, I'm happy!
Now that she's looking kind of elite.
No, no, no, let me get this.
Oh, I love how the bread is...
You want mustard?
You see that?
You got the mustard, Jay.
Okay, that was the cracker.
This is the rice right here.
All right.
You give me?
You give me?
Hey, this one's for Lacey right here.
Is that good?
That was supposed to be a heart, but, you know, it turned out to be a B.
Hey, here we go.
That's a much cleaner thing.
Go ahead, y'all.
Lacey, did you buy that?
That's not gonna happen.
That's not gonna happen.
I'll buy this one.
Bro, yeah, we got a...
Make sure...
I'm shredding I'm shredding right now guys. Let me know what you think
Mm-hmm, it's got the crotch on the bread
Oh
That's your head boys
We gotta try
It's fire. Hold on.
We shit it?
We shit it. Oh my God, yeah.
Hold on. I think we figured it out, J.
You gotta come here.
Little pepper.
Salt, yeah.
Oh
What do y'all give it out of 10
Right
Okay, yeah, yeah me personally I go out to a restaurant. I don't like a burger. I don't want a burger
I go to a fast food. I don't want the burger
Home cooked burgers tend to be better than the burgers when you go out
This burger's got a right amount of seasoning this burger's got a right amount of cheese melted perfectly the bone
The bread toasted to the bone a little pickle on the sides and ketchup
Great flavor look in the middle. You see that little nice and pink medium rare right inside. Yeah, you can buy it
That's a nine out of ten.
What?
Nine out of ten.
Yep.
We'll really take a major leap here.
No.
No, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
It's not done yet.
I've got cheese in this side.
Here, wait.
Let's put some sauce on this side and then cheese it.
Go ahead.
It's got to wait until it's all done.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Hold on.
And then you hold this, hold it.
Ready?
Hold the knob.
This might be some of our best work yet.
Should we get a lettuce going or not?
Oh, on here?
Because we did get some lettuce, though.
We got some cilantro, but that cilantro actually,
like, you know what I'm saying?
It didn't get used?
Yeah.
You could probably lid it.
Lid it.
All right.
Lid it.
And then in like a minute, it'll probably be ready.
What's right here?
Do you want to get the lettuce?
This is our play, yeah.
Do I gotta re-watch this, or no?
Sorry, you watch this.
How do they never stop talking about food, though?
That's lazy.
This day we gotta watch it, bro.
That's the play to let us?
Uh, no, I mean...
No, I'm just gonna...
You can get the letters going, hold on.
How do you watch lettuce, John?
You just wash it?
Like rinse it with water or do I put soap?
No, don't put soap in that bitch.
You rinse it with water.
So what's the point? It's just rinsing.
It's not really washing, is it?
Give it a bath?
Like this?
Fuck it.
No, I just want it in.
Just use shampoo or some shit.
Fuck, bro.
Like, that's a little soggy, huh?
Leave the water out?
Get it for me!
That's what you say it's for me?
Get it for me!
Get it for me!
Get it for me!
You got the lettuce?
It's the beaten core!
This is the lettuce. We're gonna have to use this as another plate.
Hey Jacks, throw up that core!
Core?
Yes, that's how we left the core. I told him it was scary.
Anyone want to let it? Oh no, this is my plate.
Hold on.
What the fuck? You were actually down?
You heard the other stuff.
Oh shit.
Hold on now.
lettuce yeah we could I already season this one chef really wet lettuce I feel
like you just throw one piece on each and we'll try it
bang yeah we are not you can take a photo right here I'm gonna send this yeah
that's your brother time there ready you want to like this horizontal yeah
Yeah, fuck it.
All right, ready?
One, two, three.
All right, move out this way.
Jason, come over to the left.
Ready, you guys go.
Ready?
One, two, three.
What's the first one?
There you go.
Okay, bang.
We gotta try this now, J.
Oh, okay.
This shit might be elite.
Hold on.
First up.
Let's see.
All right, Tony and Lacey tried them.
They said they were fired.
I got you next, Gillian and John.
That's great.
No, boys.
Wait, let me show all these smish.
Y'all need another taste test?
Oh, cheers.
Cheers.
To rice and crackers.
That is it.
No more lying.
This is hitting.
Right.
He's a lot different than lettuce on the air.
Yeah, that lettuce probably needs a little bit of it.
We didn't realize we had lettuce.
Yeah.
We didn't realize we had lettuce. Yeah
What
Maybe you guys want you guys want another one we got four more. I
Got a ghillie and John
But you fucking kid if you bow you're smart
This is calm
That's actually small buddy. I'm not gonna watch to your shit. I'm not like no, do you have the rest, bro?
Why W. Jason, bro?
Look what we did here
Hey
I'm proud of what we did here today
There's nachos, burgers, sliders, a lot.
This shit is hitting too.
We got a few more.
I'll throw some off for y'all.
Hold on.
That's something special, bro.
Wait.
You want one?
I'm down.
You want to throw the other two?
Huh?
For then?
Okay.
Those first days act.
What is this for?
Isn't it like tagging or something?
They are down slow.
They are down there.
They are down on left side.
Is it like a tiger or something?
Yeah, down 12, or there down 11, and now it's down to me 3.
You got a quarter?
We got to watch that shit, man.
We got to go.
We got to watch the quarter.
Yeah, hold on.
Let me kill this.
Dude, it's pretty big.
That's my childhood.
You talking about the childhood where...
Get my...
My uncle touched me.
Go ahead and say it.
I wasn't going to say that.
No.
Make fun of me for my uncle touched me.
You do it.
I wasn't going to say that.
No.
No, DJ, he's wildin' about it.
He's wildin' about it.
Don't make that quick.
Wait, Tony, what's the worst arena to go play?
Arena?
Yeah.
Like, where do you play?
Where do you play?
Cincinnati.
What?
I just I hate like I hate the crowd and then I hate the field like it just doesn't feel like I don't feel comfortable ever
We're playing with them because like the altitude that's it in the morning.
What are your favorite?
I bring you love to go play on the contact so by my favorite spot would be
probably the later stadium.
They're grass.
Yeah, that grass is retractable.
So they take it out and put it in the sun.
Like the Cardinals should.
Yeah, yeah.
Their grass is perfect.
Their grass is like perfect.
I love playing on grass.
You don't go with her.
Not really.
Why some stadiums do turf and some stadiums like I think it's a money thing like turf like you gotta you don't have to do the upkeep
Like grass and you get into the more turf right? That's what stats say here
But what Arlington, Texas or Arlington, Texas is that Dallas or?
short of ATT
Not like that Jerry Jerry Jones Jerry Jones. Yep
I
Grew up as he caught that ball there he caught it
You just saying the most popular things
Cowboys up a long reason
On the Cowboys right now
Ezekiel, Ezekiel, Elliot, CD-Lam, and Dag, bro.
I can say Dag and CD-Lam, bro, what?
Ezekiel, Elliot, bro.
You know the last one he played for?
Um.
Like, in 2024, I think.
Yeah, that's weird.
What happened?
It didn't pan out.
I was trying to fuck with you guys for the two of us.
What do we think?
When you're training, how much of your day
it's dedicated to recovery.
So I train, I start at my first workout starts at nine p.m.
This is in the off season.
I mean nine a.m. excuse me, off season nine a.m.
I train for hour and a half, that's lifting.
Yeah.
And then after that, I drive over to my trainer,
shout out, schedule the performance and we do our running.
That starts at, starting like noon
and it will go to like two.
And then after that, it's all recovery.
First thing I do is call it to,
I started with coltas.
How long?
I'm going to be there for another week.
I do contrast.
So I go five minutes coltas, three minutes hot to five, three, so I'll do that probably
like three, four times.
I'll be in my house, sorry.
I'm not going to show me if you go hot, cold water and you get sick.
Nah.
You got it now though.
And then after that, PT work.
So I spend more time on recovery than I do working out for sure.
That's how important it is though.
I'm wondering my body just feel like shit every day
Over a decade of league is crazy in the ass
Yeah, there's nuts
What's the like hardest
To play against yeah, you go into the like the state in the years like Dan
49ers
I forget it was a away game though and it felt like
San Fran had home field
When the Raiders were in Oakland, it was the same shit
I love playing that the Chiefs on to there should be
when all right I mean when I come to rampage some are fine wait don't don't
offer got her back yet no we did not that's what they're saying is it but
it's not actually I don't know the foxes in right now but but Harper has been
and Hoopin and he's a rookie.
He had 20 off the bench,
last game one, or I don't know about game one,
but to close out the last series,
he had 20 off the bench too, bro.
S-C got 18, 1-B got,
it's the third quarters of 4.8.
Don't tell me 1-B getting clamped.
Harper just got injured, so GG.
1-B.
and J.W. is out.
I cannot believe he dropped 43 and 22.
And he took a fucking shot in transition from 40 feet.
Bro, I cannot believe it.
I saw he did do that too, that was tough.
That's that lead?
I saw her castle got a closer earlier.
I'll cook you a few burgers.
That's not the other castle, bro.
I'm real pro at it, bro.
Oh, carny.
You got a link with him after that?
Yeah.
Yeah, in the offseason.
He'll slide.
I think McKell will probably pull up, too.
They got a Tesco Russo, he might be on something.
No, he's just nice.
Cruso's been nice.
They have just...
They're such a good team.
Wait.
Bro, the Cardinals schedule is here.
I peep this...
We're getting the number one pick.
Yeah, who's the referee?
No, the schedule is so bad.
Actually, yeah, honestly.
Would he be eligible next year?
How many teams from the Cardinals win this season, actually?
three it may be three maybe maybe two bro we they just did bad bro they did so
bad
The season is not important, we need to get parts of that.
We got some game around here.
I'm ready to watch it.
We can make it.
We need to put the empty one on the bar.
In the bar.
Do you want to see the machine?
Yeah.
Want to see it on this side?
Thank you.
I'm pretty successful there.
Actually, I'm pretty proud of the sliders that I make. They're pretty good.
What do we get? What do you all think about grass?
That's a good rice and crackers set.
Next time we go stew, they're gonna fuck no rips.
Next time a little beef wasn't good.
Here, this is for John, Julie, and Maren.
I mean, I'm down to kill that.
You get splitted.
I'm down.
Hold on, ready?
They're sliders, Chad. They're just oversized sliders.
Ah, damn.
It was the burger, it was the blood, it was just not like food.
Hold on, we got to clean up though, Jay.
You guys, the groceries, they're the same but built in traffic.
Wow.
I'll clear away the stuff you ate.
What?
That's just gas.
No, those are good.
What?
The Oreos.
Oh, not the Oreos.
I had a real flavor and it was like, oh, that's what it did.
That's what it's fucking doing with my tasting his cum.
That's what it tastes like, digs.
What did you say?
I thought you were doing this.
You can taste the kind of the spices in it.
You seem to have a battery, Asher.
I guess I'll clean, Bev.
You guys spent two hours trying to clean?
No.
Jason and Moog were going back and forth and they didn't want to.
But Moog's right here, I want to clean.
Moog was here, you wouldn't have cleaned?
What?
Okay, so I'm gonna eat that meat later.
Trash.
Danny, these have not you got murdered?
What are we doing?
The rising crackers, it's not a, not a bad shout.
Yeah, Raising Crackers is not a bad shout.
We're about to get Gilly and Sean and me and Dave
will probably split this last one.
It's not only that Lacey found out it costs $100,000
to install a high-speed internet into the 20 million
so they can stream without any issues.
But why did I get three million views?
So who told you guys that number?
Lacey, Lacey did.
I mean, honestly.
Did Lacey like look it up on the clock or?
He fucking exaggerates it dude. Yeah, well, how did he start at 100?
I think he looked on chat GBT like installation of fiber and like
Maintenance some shit, but did you see agent when he said they had to do that
Pay to get it laid out through the whole fucking neighborhood
Hey
Apparently
I've seen the quote retweet too, but I've seen the quote retreat
Loaders quote retweet
And the only we need
But we needed Wi-Fi at brawl on for all of brawl on Ashley I
Was running up a fucking router
All the way down the basement, and I had no Wi-Fi. I'm awful in a basement
We're the entirety of fucking brawl on other bond were
Oh, yeah, throw away to remember away to yeah, that's okay
All right, hold on
I feel like it's pretty popular. Yeah
What about pizza burger?
Oh, you have a bun with you?
Yeah.
Beautiful.
And then I'm going to do ketchup.
Okay.
Once yours.
Everybody wants mustard.
Everybody wants yours?
Everybody wants mustard?
No, no, no.
I'm not going to do mustard.
We'll split this though.
How much?
I'm not going to do mustard.
Wait, what should we do?
Oh shit, this is all like crazy, oh shit.
Yummy, yummy.
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
This is me, J. That's you, man.
Thank you.
Alright, bro.
Appreciate it.
I
Just
It's still
Shit's leaking. All right, I feel like
I sometimes bet yeah, it's a little salty. Oh, yeah
Hey, why?
You all right, yeah, you're not salty. Oh fuck yeah, I lost off
I'm a shirt
I'll never kill the dark
Yeah
Yeah.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
You got one burger.
Okay, wait.
I got something on, right?
In the grass?
Yeah.
Usually what I do is I just soak it up with paper towels.
You wait until the food's down and soak it up and put your collars in.
Yeah.
Yeah, you may get a hate bed for it, but spread it 20 times a day.
Well, yeah, true.
Well, I don't even point it on a drink.
I don't know, but I really think this is not good for this stuff.
What'd you think?
I mean, he made that one too salty.
This is a nice, salty, baby.
The other one was a little...
Hold on.
Oh!
I need you to rinse that out, okay?
Alright boys, still watch the fucking game, man.
No.
Bumble.
Well, I like watching the game with the guys, man.
Can't reach me, though.
Jeez.
Fucking hell.
I'm not a lark, are you dumb?
Bro.
Not everything is fucking lark.
Well, I know we've got white.
I'll tell you where we hold it. I'm gonna grab a tripod and a light.
Nice!
Hey!
Yo!
Did you get out here?
Did you get out here?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, you want to turn the light off too, because isn't it flicker on the camera?
Yeah.
We gotta get a flashlight.
I mean, Drew, can you stop to this and then hold the camera?
I'm gonna grab a tripod and a light for us.
I
Got a lot of brothers
Yeah
Excuse me
That's not me
Oh
Shed a reason I feel this way cuz I don't like to touch my dick
Well, I see
Going into the poor
Maybe my
Damn as soon as I cash it I got me
Okay
Where the fuck is my money, bro
All right, it was like four it was like four o'clock in the morning. I couldn't
sleep and I put it on a table tennis match.
No you didn't.
Both of our money and it didn't win but I'm gonna get it back. I'm gonna get it back, okay?
I'm gonna get it back. I just need the spurs to win and I get it back.
I'm gonna get you out of here, man.
No, if the spurs win, I'm gonna get you away, y'all.
No, no, no, I'm gonna get you out of here.
Are you really about to start boxing?
Yeah, I gotta fight it.
me on I wish I wish somebody in my test is another like I would I would fight
me on the smoke
I'm finding an Asian jet, I'm gonna do this.
Who?
Four night guy.
Are you actually trying?
Why is there a knife in there?
Oh shit.
That's never a food trick.
Oh that's fake.
It's not real.
Yeah it looks like it fixed that dude.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Are you fighting on this?
What are you fighting on?
A mile, nine of it.
You're on a hit?
What is he?
He's six.
Come on, bro.
Where's it at?
It's in LA.
He has like a thing where he has streamers fighting against other streamers.
Where are you close to an actual fight?
At the crib?
At the Thunder Studio.
Wait, fans can like pull up? I guess public?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm pulling up.
Oh, let's go
I made this season was a dog
But I mean this season was
Yeah, I mean listen if you're a Laker fan you got sweat
had a good record all year you had an hope all year just to get a break away from
the sun went into the year knowing that we just drool away from Brad deal
paid we actually paid on the future I don't know about that yeah I think they
do have a future brother yeah they do Jalen green Dylan Brooks Jalen green
Good defense man. He's got to be on like 13 or 14 too, right?
Not for sure.
Castle.
Lindy. Butter. That's in there. Damn brick tea.
That was rare, bro. Was that AI?
That light actually been AI.
If you subbed it on Prime, you could see the game by the way, chat.
That's actually a fact.
Here.
The horse died, hell no. Hell no.
his bag is we just give the
that's that's that's that's that's
Alright, he's next. Oh, yeah,
the king kind of plays like me.
Oh, he does like like the
To the right
He's nice
Second year
They got oh turnover that's off
So good Chad, how many points is gonna have again? I can't get a good game or not
Didn't you have like 30 something 30 last game? He was the only reason they like
Check rev tech
Another 500?
Come on bro, can't make it up for a buddy to hop in here.
Ask your dad if he knows what Bradley do.
Do you fuck with Bradley do?
Not really, no.
I think he robbed the Phoenix Suns franchise.
Oh, no, he did.
You know why? Because the owner and him are the same agent.
He fleeced. You got the craziest deal in here.
What are you doing?
It was an unnecessary sign of the truth.
enough bro nice didn't need that at all let me hold on fast break when he's
pulling that I'm hezzie to the hi yeah
no let me step on it one more inside the arc and he's at the rack
Nineteen four four. Hey, what are you doing? Yes
Hold on five point game, I really think this first win this first transitioning at seed
Corner Harrison bars bang Bernie. Oh my god. Oh my god
Bro, you can do that his whole life, bro. He got the handlebar goatee, bro, bro. He's had the same haircut. I don't know
Maybe a player ever some of those passes you make starting saying dog
Look at what these are
Wow
Yes, it's a touch bro
The two-point game wow are they about to go up to oh, yeah, and go back large
Champion is the other thing this first witness or no, I can't tell I
Haven't watched the whole game
What?
Don't know that
No
Are you watching your guide before your boxer match?
You're not
How many rounds are you
Yeah
It's your car
Yo, you would last fucking would last
Mother
God about streaming like how tired it makes you
Yeah, that's right.
Make you tired?
I see.
Streaming?
Like not out of breath tired, but like...
I ain't part of the cream around the time, bro.
We're not professional bosses, man.
Look at Jason's head up, man.
See, he can't cool right now.
They really got bounced around a lot, bro.
I swear, every game has been like a banger, no?
Um, this has been such a good play-offs.
Oh, I look so good. What is that?
Oh!
Ooh, cut waters.
What's that?
I'm gonna be turnt off in business.
You fuck with that?
Hell yeah.
When I go golfing?
I never really tap into cut waters.
Do you golf?
No, but I feel like I gotta pick it up.
You might as well.
You should pick it up.
It takes a minute though to get nice, right?
Yeah.
I would just be out there.
Thanks for everybody.
I got it instructed.
I got to pick it up at some point.
Bro, if you picked it up, I would actually
go every morning.
Nah, me too, bro.
You golf a lot, Lacey, no?
I mean, not right now, but yeah.
We're in Monday.
Yeah, I would say it's a lot of action.
We were golfing in Monday.
I went to states in high school for going.
Oh, you were serious like that?
Yeah, yeah.
First rug, bro. We literally live on the best golf course in San Diego.
I've never seen one before.
How do you know us?
Are you guys your neighbors?
Yeah.
Oh, that's fine.
I never seen one of those two out there.
He was gonna buy Rugg's house.
Yeah, he was gonna buy Rugg's house.
Yeah, he came in like out of the area for that bitch.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
Well, nah, bro, that's not right, bro.
That is insane.
Bro, the backyard was so clean.
I was about to buy just something backyard.
When was that? I was like three years ago
26
I don't know y'all were neighbors. I know Jimmy Butler lives in that area too, right? Yeah games on oh my god
That's not a foul. He just fell. Oh my god, bro. Foxy throws
The two-point game
Y'all might be a little off-stain, but
It's fine.
Well, the Thunder is so well-coated, so I can't even know.
Yeah, they got a lot of depth, too, bro.
Coach by refs.
Maybe he deserves to be the Lakers.
I should fight Davis.
This first team member is probably going to be a problem for the next decade, though.
He's actually going to give me a crush time right now.
Yeah, nah, this is crazy.
Good defense, Essie.
Jumball.
That's all I know
Was good lamp and shit
Yeah, I can't believe you left me bro
We're gonna cut my hair bro
That's oh damn
Oh
That's J. MIDI. That's J passed to to McCain, bro
No shot. They make a tire Karuso gotta shoot it. He ain't making that shit
How do they let him get that board?
What is what here we Wow, is it can ever be a foul?
That's all a damn that's one the way to do that's a big possession, bro
Jason Wallace my guy is out of that see underscored
Oh
That's right back
What back?
Oh
What's happening bro?
What are you doing too hard yesterday?
McCain, what?
Oh my fucking god
The bank shot game?
Oh he's definitely gonna take time for this game
Okay hold on, chill out
Eight point game, one beat to the rack
That's water that's water. Oh
She falls every time
Timeout they're selling right now
On the ground
I
Yeah, your boys
Hold on
I see another one, watch this.
Oh my god, yeah, he's good.
Baruto?
Baruto's not making a shit.
I'm not going to lie.
Of course they gave him a call.
I'm not going to lie, he's brass.
I'm going to be right back.
Monday, I need you.
Yeah, I don't know.
Did you put money in this game?
You good?
I didn't buy anything.
No data
What the fuck?
Did he call that?
He stepped in the lane.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Now they can score right here.
Oh, back already.
Wow.
Wow.
What?
Zero momentum.
Dude, his foot even hit the line.
I don't think I saw it push him on the line.
Yeah, he did.
He crossed.
the ball across the ball across the ball across the ball across the ball across the
ball across the ball across the ball across the ball across the ball across. Damn they
had they had them with the two Thunder just went on a run they're up 10 right now. Who's
McCain in for seven minutes. Hey three ball missed it. No come on bro you got to rebound
Let the chain get the board
They call it out every play
No, she's most overrated MVP of all time
Set out to the baconators man. Oh, that's just
They're fucking up
That's a foul wait wait wait wait wait wait
Yeah, hold on.
I might be a little weird or something.
Wait, McCain's in for a check.
There's a check fucking back in.
Maybe we could come back.
That's a weird reveal.
What a burst fade, man.
You're cursive. You're not doing shit.
Why are you talking shit?
Oh
First you go to work. Oh, oh, hey, yeah
Do not try to shoot over a fucking seven three guy. I'll be
Oh my god, are they playing fucking flag football?
That would be let me
When these off like this, bro, they have zero chance
Yeah, brother have not scored and deep boxes out to like
No fox no Harper
Yeah, like he has to be
The guy
Shit might be it might be all the way
I know they're doing it bro. Why are you like it's really not sweaty bro
She doesn't actually watch sports. Yes, I just watched it like watch the toxin cat
These tweets and shit. Yeah. That's where he gets the majority of knowledge
Friday
Oh my god, that's demon time.
Alright, that's demon time shit.
They can still go on a run, hold on.
Come on, cool.
Plus a three.
Good pass.
That's a bad shot.
Hey!
Come back!
Come on, you need to get, you need to get on that, lose by 20 in this game.
Yeah, okay, that's what I'm talking about. Go to the right, go to the right, go to the right.
S-E, S-E, need it.
Oh!
Just push Swing beyond the ground without him seeing a call.
Seven point game. Good Swing, good Swing.
Momentum.
Six points.
Good Swing.
Leave that open.
Check.
Hell no.
Rebound.
Get the board.
Bro.
Walk.
They let Harnstein get two.
Good double
Wow
Wow
Wow
It's making big plays
I'm not gonna lie
Wow
Wow
No
foul
They don't call that
That one's about to say that's crazy
He's fouled the shit out of here
Hard to win a game
and OK, you see the point of football.
So why this fucking foul on tap?
Why, damn, bro.
How would that be a foul on tap?
That's a fucking flagrant.
You just have to do them the hell, bro.
Coming up fourth with the ball and get that cross over
and put your face with a good defender right there.
We're just the Godfather of the crossroads.
Why not provide a cross?
Well, what the fuck?
Can't we do a little solution?
Not one game.
I mean, we saw it crazier last night.
Nick's.
Yeah, that Nick's game was crazy.
You were down by 23, bro, and they brought it back.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Ah.
Aw.
Look at the little otters.
Oh, please.
I got it.
Nine point game, bro.
I don't know how it came.
I'm telling y'all.
Laci, bro, you want to put a band on the spur?
Right now?
What's the line?
Like, like, like, 100 bucks.
How much would 250 on the spur's payout?
Or an amount?
I'm down, dude.
250?
250 on it?
Like, 250 each?
Hold on.
There's going to work and then there's real business don't do it
Rob's look at your fault
Okay, what you are put 250 on it with 250 on it
Okay, I'm gonna tell you how much you would pay right now. Yeah, they're putting on the spurs money. Yes
two point two K lock me in but I actually pay me out a nine point game
Yeah, this is this is time or
Fuck you. All right, Jay. We're locked. Can you actually pay me out, bro?
I want this first to blame
Everyone smiles here.
Yo, full time or full time, boys?
I don't need you to be fucking worried for me, dude. I'm a grown-ass man.
Full time or full time, bro?
Full time, bro. Fuckin' man.
What's up, dude?
Is anybody in the fight?
Yeah.
How many?
A lot, bro.
What, you used to box around?
Yeah.
Like, you been in, like, real fight, fucking boxing?
Fuck, yeah.
Like, in the ring?
Yeah.
You ever been in, like, a street fight or anything?
I was in seventh grade and I was mad that we lost the dog ball in class and this guy named Malachi
He tried to fight me in the locker room and I beat him in the balls and then I pulled my pants down
Why'd you put your pants down?
Cause I don't want to fight anyone
Json
What did they say to you after that?
Did you lose?
No, we looked at the teacher and he let us off and we were good after that
Yeah, my experiences with him.
Come on, Dan, Jacob tweaked his hand strength too.
He just came back, no?
Lobb and Harper's legs.
Little leg, that on his leg.
Come on, 1B.
Come on, 1B.
Listen, now what's your number?
1B.
All right, come on, let me now's where you prove
Oh to the rack that's too easy. Oh God
That's hard right there bro great rebound, bro
He's six ninety year. Yeah
That's a huge board.
Five point game if you make this.
Hold on.
It's going home.
Wow.
You missed it.
You missed it.
They just, bro, they let up too many offensive rebounds.
Just get a shot please.
When he's there.
I just watched SGA arm lock him.
That's not a foul!
That's a nine point game.
Wimby, get busy, bro!
Oh, step back.
Disappearance shit is crazy time.
Get the ball, bro.
What's he doing? He pulling that?
Don't!
Wimby, why?
Champagne V3.
Wimby's just going AFK.
Why can't he fucking just like...
It's far that good, bro.
He's locking Wimby up.
So Scrony ass in a pink first.
Yes shit bro.
Holy dicks up.
That's not even true.
That's all too good.
This doesn't even make sense.
He's one of those big eyes.
Like that line literally made no sense.
I was just being sure to dig right in.
They let Hardenstein get another boar dog.
It's over. And another one.
Wimpy bro. Wimpy.
Can't get a board they lost this fucking game, bro
Need that kill them Johnson come on
I actually love why I hate the way that she plays
What
Wait, what's the fucking wait, that's a foul San Antonio
I
First let up 17 brief row in just this quarter watching I watch them let up
I want to see that last foul back. Oh, I guess that's a foul
I
Want to see okay see through so bad
He's like his best game ever.
Hold on, hold on, good fucking ring back.
Six point game, six point game, three minutes left.
Got him.
Hey, drop ring ring, open, hey!
That's money.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Let me!
I'm fouling that again, I'm fouling that again.
Over the back.
They're over there, let me break.
Yeah.
That's right, let me eat.
Yeah, that's over the back.
That was a foul.
Damn, bruh.
That would have been huge if you made...
Damn, look how high he got, bro.
Guess who it was on.
That's right.
But, I was sure there was a counter of how many times he was on the fucking ground at that room.
No, I've seen the NBA posts, uh...
What's it called?
Congratulations.
Or MVP-like posts.
And it was four photos of him, and all four.
He was at the Freedome.
Yeah, it's ridiculous, bros.
Demonstrating can be a history clippers, Thunder.
The Paul George strong that got in all those first round dates.
Yeah, Damian Lillard and Swazel for all of this, bros.
Did we lose our money, bro?
Yeah, I think we did.
No, we didn't.
We're gonna get the point game.
I see you right through the wrap.
Oh yeah, right there.
Oh, I lost a lot more than you lost champion. You're real
What do you mean? I had two bands on a game before we put it under 250 on it
That's who's being the two bands that you won yesterday. Yeah, are you fucking kidding me though?
I am the one the way a son that I win a gun the bang the bug damn this poster from that slow my angle looks crazy
easy. Oh my god. It's over.
Wait, the ref said no to getting a second look. They used their challenge already. This
is just Phil. Jason Wallace made some big plays for him. I'm not gonna lie.
You can't go AFK, bro. Are they not gonna show us that back at all?
20 turnovers. To nine? There's no way you're winning the game with that differential.
The fact that it's even this close is crazy, bro.
It should not be this close.
It shows who's a better team, honestly.
They still have a chance right now.
Come on, Wemby.
What do you mean, you have to turn up, right?
Hey!
I don't care anymore.
That's fine.
I'll take that.
What?
Bro, let me just fucking bring Ghost.
Let me ask you about Ghost, man.
It's over.
Hey, point game.
Does he not have a post bag?
He was hooping.
I guess he's good.
You gotta just be gas, bro.
Like, bro, it's raps.
It might be the dagger.
Yeah, 10 points, two minutes.
Watch this.
Unless they get a quick bucket.
SC, pull that.
Come on.
Oh.
Man, that.
Winnable, winnable, winnable, winnable, winnable, winnable.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Winnable, winnable, winnable, 7.
Play defense now.
Defense is stopped.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Wait.
Seven point game.
Minute 45.
Oh, yeah.
Pretty foul.
Pretty foul.
Good defense.
Get the boards.
one. Come on, let me in one. Nice. No foul. Okay, it's fine. You're live. Five point game.
Five point game. Another pull up three hundred twenty. One minute, twenty. They need to stop.
They need to stop bad. Oh, offensive. Let's go. For what? Holy shit. It's winnable. Holy
Fuck it's winnable. Oh hold the fuck on about it bro the fact that they're either in this game is ridiculous
Yeah, oh, that's a flavor. That's a flavor
Five-point game spurs got the ball force of three you don't need a three here
Fuck is that shot
Such a bad
What's going on
When he doesn't have the ball in his hands, I'll never get it
I just threw the ball out of bounds. That was the play
Wait, no way. No way they don't score on that possession, bro. Castle has nine turnovers again. Oh
No way they didn't score on that possession that might it
Oh my god, bro.
Toucher in the cage, hat.
What the fuck is that possession?
Probably honest, I feel like how many times I've answered that?
I feel like that's a time out of possession.
You got to get you two, you got to score there.
I don't know what that was, what that possession was.
Look, when he's on his ass, because he should have passed,
when would be the ball factor, he's on the three.
A webby looks tired.
Bruh, he's like 20, how was he?
20, what, why?
We don't have time to be talking about the entire game.
I
Was
I used to be like nervous in high school first time
It's not about a year or two of having women, that's crazy, bro.
Only in 2026, bro.
Think Kobe fucking complaining about that shit, man?
It's true.
It's true.
I
Score here, but I might be over they get a stop
I
Some leaf I suddenly first gotta stop here in here three
SDA
Both paid
That's his body
I guess the definition of his body
Actually the definition of his body
John
Oh shit
Seven points
42 seconds
SDA shoot that
SDA dude
over with cdgdg
They could have won that game
One one going back to san Antonio
You pick it up for me
I mean, I just you only leave it there
The trade your shimmer left you bow
Okay, you should play guitar bro, that's what you're on up. Maybe test out the
Yeah, guys, I'm the last one here, bro
Guys
Oh, Drake has to take over a decade!
No, Drake. No, you're just hating. You're just dick-riding.
Oh, he's screaming out of the gear, bro.
He doesn't piece me to fuck off.
I'm saying Drake has had the same flow for a decade.
But then if he has a new flow, they say we missed the old Drake.
He can't win. He can't win. He has a crazy, crazy...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo.
What up?
What up?
Yo, you're funny.
What you doing?
Funny.
Yo, you know what I'm bringing back?
What?
And one sword.
I'm about three pairs.
Come on, bro. Let's bring it back.
All right, that's it.
If they fit me, I'll wear them.
I bet, bro. We got to bring that shit back.
You want a hoop?
I'll hoop.
Wow.
Nice meeting you, brother.
Nice meeting you, dude.
Nice meeting you, bro.
I'll tap it with you.
Nice meeting you, bro.
I'll hoop.
Let me see.
Oh, fucking, bro.
What happened?
I don't know.
Take your hoops.
Oh, you're going to get something.
Nah.
You want a hoop?
Down the hook, bro. Let's go
21 is TJ's camera
Cool dude, we're gonna set up that
I'm not looking my shoes too, bro
What was it?
What is that in here? You're gonna get your super from it? I got shoes my shorts
Yeah
Yeah, that was crazy, bro, he called me 20
Yeah, me and me and bees locked in that day, too.
I would have been frozen at first.
Serving no pains.
I'm not gonna lie, listen to his new album, though.
So what?
I listen to his new album.
You like it?
He has some sauce.
Baby, gentlemen, what's up with you, who?
Yeah, so read the fucking room and get the members, huh?
Yeah, if you down, if you down, bro.
Alright, y'all get home safe, man.
Alma Dei-Di.
Are you changing or is going right out there?
Brother, we got to get some shoes, we got to get shoes.
We need max coverage on the eccentric areas.
Can I get my backpack?
Yeah, I think we need max coverage, bro.
Yeah, I think we need another cover.
Maybe a guard hand?
Maybe a guard hand.
Sorry, is this your turn now?
Okay.
the tournament is starting tomorrow no no no I need that
we have a black one? I think we have a blue
wait did you want this color? yeah that's right
anything works bro
Thank you, bro.
Jay Monty.
Yes, sir.
Whoo!
Thank you, bro, seriously.
Here you have to, man.
Hey, man.
I'll see you outside. You going to Braemers?
What up?
Braemers? Hey.
I'll be there.
Bye, my boy.
See you out there.
I'll talk to you in a second.
Let me say it, man.
Are you trying to...
Get these colors.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yo, what you think?
He said, go keep burning.
I'm a cowboy.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, get my shoes.
All right, man.
I'm on my off the day.
Framing.
I'm like how do I stand up?
Oh, every time I walk in here,
It's just a good fucking breeze down my balls.
Oh.
That's my guy?
I'm gonna laugh, I might have to swap to a Chargers fan.
I'm not a Chargers fan, man.
Come on, bro.
Tony Jefferson.
Mad cool, bro.
Mad cool.
Mad cool, mad chill.
Very nice dude, man.
Hey, boxes! That's very cool. Very, very cool.
I'm changing the Swords, bro.
I don't see how the quarter is outside. 74 degrees.
I'm probably here.
Yeah.
Ah!
Yo, Taz, should I change the Swords? Yo, Taz, should I change my shirt? Yo, Taz, should I frame the jersey?
Yo, Chad, my phone's at 42% and I charged my phone.
Yo, Chad, can I bring your speaker?
Yo, Chad.
Yo, Chad, I was getting a shitty this morning.
I had to get some pep, pep, pep, pep invisible.
Yo, Chad, I'm probably gonna go with these shorts.
Who do you think, black shorts?
Yo, Chad.
I'm gonna go with black hair
Little ass to worse and one short
Okay, that doesn't get pizza up your back
Oh
My balcony
Do where's the young LA box?
I thought we've got a new one
I can't believe I tried.
Shhh. Shhh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hello? Hello?
BOOM!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I
So
However much but I want to fuck you how much you say how much you put on the check
No, you it's any amount any number in the world, but like yeah
Again, I love this
Yeah
Oh, you're gifted.
What?
What?
Ah!
Why was it in his ass?
Why did he just pour dildo out of his ass?
Throw it on him and walk away.
Where did he end?
No, he's just off-stream with a dildo up his ass if I can't.
That's fine.
He's off-screen with a dildo up his ass
What's hell you yesterday replace 21 yesterday, I came second place with one arm
Yes, you you're incapable on the capable does this look like you capable to you. This is like you. What are you come here?
One for twelve, for a nice clip, dude.
Two for three.
One for twelve, nice clip, dude.
Two for three.
Fuckin' hate that audio, cuz of you.
Bro, can y'all stop putting sun-yins.
I hate that shit.
No, I was fried last night, like so fried from the hot box, and then I don't know why,
but I was dying at Jason Onion Sonny in Sonny D. It was hilarious to me for some reason.
What man?
Oh fuck.
Hey.
Ah.
Come on, what's the teams?
21.
21?
Yeah, just break.
Here.
Easy dog.
You might as well just...
Huh?
I might as well just what?
I might as well just what?
What is what all right you break Jason you break nice bro. Oh, that was great check ball
21 11 2 and 3 3
Oh
Hey
We all get a warm up
Hey! Hey!
Jocelyn, up to you.
That was a long last game.
Fuck, no!
Should we just go to 12, 21?
21.
Oh, fuck.
Give me a listen, get a rebound over here, bro.
Should we talk right now?
Damn ladies over you know right over my head three's it
that's it
that's it
go
this don't go off
it's definitely got closer
probably won't miss now
good shot
look at you trying to have that
wet
I thought you were trying to hit me.
Ha!
Bitch!
Who am I?
Aargh!
All right!
Dude, get the sling off!
I wish!
Get the cast on.
Yeah, these aren't there.
I can't shoot up on my side, don't worry.
Hey!
Oh, bad god.
Why do you have to guard up on me? Like, what's wrong with you?
Jason gets free shots!
You want me to leave you with me?
Kinda.
Oh, thanks!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Dude, let me shoot it.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, right back!
oh my god classic attack
that's 0 for 3
like what?
leave me alone
don't give a free win
I
Did I do
Nice, you.
Nice, you.
Ah!
What about all we do in rebounds?
That's how it works.
Yeah.
This is going straight off the glass.
how many did? three
hey!
better
three
hey, I ain't lying
we gotta go ahead and reset
I thought it was only down to when you were above eleven
wait, what do you got, six?
nah, he's keeping ticking
He gets you, he gets you there.
He disrespected my shot.
Four.
Eight.
No.
Six.
Six.
Six flat.
Six.
Six.
Six.
How about it?
I don't know.
I don't like it.
All right.
Oh, bro.
You like it that way.
All right.
Holy frost.
Holy frost.
Holy frost.
Holy frost.
Holy frost.
Holy frost.
Holy frost.
only for us.
Oh, we're out of here.
Oh, look.
You don't even know if it's stuck on there.
Yes.
Just believe me.
Hey.
You're weird, aren't you?
I mean buddy, you want me?
Oh, dude!
That's a great board, dude.
Thanks for the help, you okay?
You can let him through, Dad. I just broke it.
Let me, let me.
Dude!
I'm gonna win this guy. Let's see how you do me.
What do you have to tell me?
Don't worry about boxing me out, you're letting him score.
Because he actually breaks his layups.
You're not gonna matter.
It's got 10, and you're boxing me out, so you think you're a fan?
Holy on the screen.
Get a rebound, bro!
Who the hell are you?
What is it?
It's open.
What do you have right now?
I got a knife.
It's a knife.
What's up there?
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
It's a knife.
Oh
Wait, I just put this back. Don't miss it or zero
What do you mean zero? Oh, I tried it
Okay, I'll knock them out.
Just run and keep them safe.
I don't think you can.
Or can you?
I told you I'll do it.
What do you have?
Uh, six? Five?
Uh, five. Right? You can get five.
Yeah.
Oh, it's no tip. I don't think so.
I know.
Who doesn't case?
Dude, it's gravitated towards the death.
I know. I'm getting another valve right now.
I'm gonna have Auburn out too.
You gotta send it out too, dude.
Chip him, you gotta send it out back.
Chip that, Chip.
What?
How old is my life?
Splash it now.
I told you, I don't even get better.
Never, never miss.
Never ever in those shots in his life.
Well, let me get a jumper.
I got the fuck up.
Howdy, Reed.
How you guys are actually fucked?
I'm 18.
Hold on, I'll get him one.
Are we got 18?
Aye!
You gotta put that back, bro.
Oh my god, three germulin!
I'm 18, right?
I'm 18, I'm 18, I can't tell which one.
That was a three, so I think I do have nine.
I think I have like 15 or 18.
That's a 6.
There you go, thanks.
Thank you.
Can I under the zero?
I'm looking at 19.
Yeah, I have 19.
Yeah.
Time will stop.
Hey!
That one's a zero.
That is so broken.
You could have dead-ass leaves in open too.
Son, Sonia.
Good point, good point.
All I need is good point, all I need is to get up.
Oh, yeah.
You have 18?
Yeah.
Always.
Dude, I was going to hit the rim, not going to lie.
Hey!
That was good defense.
That shit is so broken now, I'm telling you bro.
He's naked, he's naked.
No one wants to go home.
Oh look.
Look folks.
Don't do it real quick, play it real fast.
Okay, I'm a dog.
Oh
Hey, get your free rebound.
Get your free rebound.
Put that back, dude.
You're already down at the goal.
What are you doing?
Hold on.
Give it for me.
I got your left elbow.
On your right.
Left.
He's going to spin, step back, and jump on you.
I want a big shot.
What the fuck?
What do you have for us on here?
You have a big box out there.
Hey!
Give me that board!
Don't get it there.
Shoot it.
Dick in my ass.
What?
Hold on.
Are you up for this?
I'm gonna let you get your point back.
Let's go Jeff Fawze.
Is it 18 or 19?
Have 19.
So you have 19?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's game?
it's f**king come on bro
fuck y'all Нааааааааааааааааае
Come on bro, that's luck, bro, run it back, run it back, all right.
Oh, what the fuck are you doing, Luigi?
I don't know what the injury is, honestly.
What'd they say?
They said that.
I think it's a disco radius fracture, but the amount of inflammation is consistent with the tears. I gotta get MRI
Okay, so another fake image injury. All right, I'll break
My wife
And my tripper is that fire
That's you!
I'm not gonna open.
It's the beginning of a 21 game. Nobody's guarding up, bruh.
Apparently, you got two cool defense players.
Dude, you play defense, bruh.
It is hard.
It is hard.
Hey!
Oh my god. I think I have like a hundred shots in here.
What?
I think I have like a hundred shots in here.
What?
Time will stop, my leg hurt.
Hey.
I don't know.
Hold on, leg is hurting.
Legs is hoping.
Wait, hold on, he's eating up.
It just goes back to the shooter, bro.
I tried though.
I don't know.
I got him.
I got him.
I hate this game, bro.
Go ahead.
all right bro wait don't know the cobbies
wow good to check
yeah
oh my god
oh my god
these ones are down
are these for a game?
for a game
yeah
wait
Oh
Not to have my layup package on zero
Hold on he's got nine now's a perfect time to reset
Oh, no, I didn't hear you.
Wait, do we seriously have that as hero?
No, no, it's 11 homies.
Jason, you got a box out there, bro.
Say, why?
Oh, the boys are sleeping.
You can't shoot.
You're getting old.
Oh, the boys are sleeping.
Oh.
Oh, you got in this hell with that shit.
What the hell was that shit?
That was a bad shot.
What was that I said?
Overcame it a day?
Fuck! I can't get a rebound, bro.
Oh no, it does not even look cool. You don't even know anime for real.
You usually put it on your story for the hug.
You couldn't even name the best anime right now.
Yeah, you only watched main shit.
Oh my god, you actually got his head. You actually got his head.
Oh my god, keep doing that.
Oh my god, you look like Marlon.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I thought I was going to ruin it.
Bro, you're supposed to stay here.
He tells me.
You gassed him.
Well, you got this, Lace.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
Hey.
You good?
Yeah.
I got nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing?
That's a good board bro, great board, great board.
I did that though, it's so broken.
So there you go, three.
Three down.
Two on the end.
Ah.
I lost it, buddy.
Take that back for sure.
I would not have said to Ripple.
That's not it.
I feel your feet on the ground.
I fell like they just had balls.
Oh
All right, wait bro, what's he at?
Oh, I'm gonna use your Broncos.
Don't do that.
The only one has to be a guard in this game, bro.
I got one arm, everybody get a wide open shot, put me.
Superb I bet.
Ball doesn't lie.
Yeah, ball doesn't lie.
I think you're true.
Bottom...
Bottom lie, bitch.
Ball is complete.
Yeah.
Smoke.
I need some ball lies tonight, man.
No, go on.
Oh, that's broke.
And you bounce it off your knees.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Bro, my fucking leg, man.
Go ahead, get that.
Aye!
I'm not lucky. It's over for y'all.
Wait, I can lock in too.
Put my legs fucked up.
Dude, you're really one-handed doing this.
I hope I can do it for a full post too.
Alright, you lock that up.
Yes, you're absolutely lucky.
Come on.
Oh, close to this.
Alright, you lock that up.
Yes, you're up there for money.
Come on.
Play it, play it, play it, play it, play it.
No, no, no, no.
Clamp that, clamp that.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're right there, you're right there.
Oh, God.
He actually was holding it.
He only wanted a defense right on me.
Bro, this is literally defense right here,
and it's good defense.
I
Slight cancelled right stick onto the three inside it
I put down in right stick to the three right stick
I'm only getting guarded. That's a great bucket. What are you at?
16
I don't know what you can do, I'm gonna kill him
Hey!
That's good, you can close the game
They'll leave him open
Yeah, you can leave him open, bro
They'll leave him open
That's gonna be the worst thing
Hey!
How do you like his ties with us?
He's already in a lot of energy
Whoa, how did you do that move?
Holy shit!
Don't fuck with me!
Just to hand the paint, freak.
My boy, my boy.
You got it.
That's so crazy to leave that open.
What the fuck?
I appreciate you being on all options before shooting this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's run away.
Ref.
Ref.
I really do appreciate you considering passing the ball there.
Yeah.
Ah.
Yeah, ah, fuck my life.
Nope.
Fine.
Hey!
That's so gross.
That's so gross.
Give us a ice up.
Ice up.
One on one, ladies.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, God, I almost got you, though.
Oh, never did.
I love I almost got you, though.
We're defaulting on it.
We're defaulting on it.
Where's my mom?
Where's my dad?
Word to everyone, honestly.
My ankle will fall right off the boat.
Hey!
Hold on, I got him, I got him, I got him.
No.
Hey!
Bring off this whole fucking head.
I thought I'd do double X there.
Just toss this shit up.
Hey!
You gotta get a rebound there.
Yeah, and you gotta step up.
Ah!
For the game, right here.
For all the matters at least.
Oh my god, you should be just like Drake.
For all the matters.
Wait, you have 19, you would've just lost if you shot that.
What?
You would've just got reset, you can't go over.
Yeah.
You can't go, I thought it was a little bigger.
Ah, you shot!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Hold on, time out.
Oh yeah, you can do that.
Good method.
Watch out, I want split move.
Watch out, I want 360.
Does it activate takeover, bro?
Yeah, takeover.
Check.
That's actually a good shot.
That's actually a good shot.
No lie to you, man.
You're just sweating.
You're just sweating.
I imagine you're a child.
I don't know.
Hey!
What the fuck?
KC shit, bro.
What the fuck, please?
I'll take it.
It might be close to game time.
I don't know, honestly.
Seven.
Wait, what?
How many points do I have?
You guys, yeah, I think it's here.
I think I got two.
I think I got two.
No, you got at least 15, dad.
See, now you're over.
Yeah.
Wait, where I at?
8-year-old?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Off the backboard?
Is that really tough?
Can I just hit the rim?
Or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't make it too tough for him.
What the fuck?
use this one but I turned it off
top of the key
I told you, you can game it
where are you going?
go ahead, go to work, go to work, go to work
yeah, yeah
go to work, go to work
hey, put the doubles
get your doubles, touch
wrap
just count guard up here
go ahead, take top of it, here we
I think that's all I think about.
I'll close out, ready?
Ready?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Good luck, dude.
Good luck.
You got any yummy?
Good.
Good damn.
You gotta put both hands up there.
I'm close.
These are big free throws.
What the fuck?
I'm going back over here then.
Oh shit.
Hold on. I can't get there.
I thought Jason was going to get it.
Yeah, I thought he was going to get that man.
I'm calling time off.
Need to put Jason on the bench for that.
No hustle, no sense of urgency.
Yeah, yeah
My god
That almost ended me.
Oh, God, man.
That was fucking killing me.
Holy shit.
What are you doing at the end?
No, I'm hitting my shoulder.
If I didn't move, I'd hit it.
I'm fine with you.
You're here. I got you.
I just activated all my fucking upgrades.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know, bro.
I don't think I can.
That's game.
That's game.
Low Q, that is game.
Game?
Damn, boys.
GG's.
That's great work.
That's great cardio.
That's great cardio.
That's great cardio.
That's great cardio.
That's great cardio.
I'm sorry. Get a free card, y'all.
Yeah, we're coming out of here from one thing and you have to work it out.
What, bro?
I can't.
What?
I'm saying, why are you mad?
You're actually a jester
Well right back on God. What's on one way one on one somebody bro. Give me someone bro. Give me somebody give me somebody
Bro give me someone
One leg, one leg, y'all are pussies.
Come on, legs, come on, don't be a pussy.
Yeah, y'all run them once.
I actually can't put weight on this leg right now.
You first legs.
I bet here is your job, come on.
Wait, can I, maybe I can try something?
Can you see that?
I can't jump, I can't do it.
Can I try something?
Bro, what the fuck?
I might be able to get those on the montage, bro.
There you go.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, I thought you were coming right there.
Oh, my God!
You're way too...
Hey, Dad, come on!
I'll just play...
I got some time.
Nah.
I want that.
I want you at a hundred.
I'll wait till you recover.
There's gotta be some...
Bro, let's go play one more.
You say you will play, you fucking lied to me.
He lied to me.
Yeah, I was just saying...
Remember earlier in the chat, he said deal, deal, deal.
You say you will boot up an hour thirty, three hours later, I'm fucking playing the good
I'm fucking playing the guitar around the house. I did get a late start because I was playing warzone, but I unlocked the
Black shell camera if I make this shit one more
road
That's some of the best parts of the stream
One more I did I tried there. Well, all right, let me match it. Let me match it if I make it
We want we run one more
And if you miss you forced me to end my stream, bro
okay no don't miss it don't miss bro if you if you make it I don't get the
raid as well yeah yeah yeah oh okay no don't miss it is
If I make this jelly fam, then, then I'll play one more.
Okay.
One more.
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait.
If I make this, this is the actual one, and I'll do it from right here.
Big bank take low bank big bank take
Okay wait what about this right here
That's where the raid oh my god, that's going in off the top fuck you
Yeah
I think the universe is telling me to end bro.
Slash raid adapt to
I got you
Come on John fuck this boy, bro. This boy's ass
How you know I skip late day, but I sit up.
Oh god, this shit does not give me any type of fucking power up.
Oh
Oh
Fuck just walk away
One second.
Should we try out the speaker for a one-tower now?
Oh, yeah, we should.
How do you do that?
There you go.
So you put that bit straight into the wall, and then you have the amp cable, and you
put it straight into the guitar, right?
Wait, where's the amp?
Is that the end of the video?
I think that's the end of the video.
I think that's the end of the video.
This is...
Oh, yeah. Oh, this must be fire.
One second, yeah.
This one is going to edit this and it's going to cut to the actual song and then it's going to be like W. Schoen or whatever.
I don't know if you see it.
Here we go.
Here's your guitar.
Here's your grope stairs.
Grope stairs?
Yeah.
Grope stairs, pull it up stairs.
I go on the bottom from the top bottom view.
The bottom up view.
Ah, another day, fuck, I'm tired.
All right, man.
Wait, right here?
Uh, I think so.
Then you gotta plug this bitch in.
Oh.
Hey there, Delilah.
Hey there, Delilah.
I put the guitar in the garage.
Oh, yeah.
Hey there, Delilah.
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but
it's so pretty, it's so, yeah.
Put that bitch in there.
Plug it in.
Plug this in?
Yep.
Alright, let me do another hard to pitch on.
Let's play a little bit.
Am I supposed to do this?
Is it on?
How do you work this shit?
Oh shit, what the hell?
Huh?
Oh there we go.
Oh yeah.
Turn around.
I was scared of Jesus on the dark.
I was scared of Venus, starting from the station,
Oh, my god, it's on and green.
Your heart just shone so soon, still an energy.
Oh.
Are you ready?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I love them men, I love them my father.
Oh my god, I taste myself.
That was a cup of water, bro. The donation.
I'm going to keep practicing, bro.
I switched.
WJM WJM.
That would be Jason, bro.
Shit, he probably was in the room.
I gotta get the guitar right,
and then bro, and then that's what I'm gonna add to the scene.
I'm dead, I was gonna get it right.
I
That's in this
You can't go!
It's not going to take you!
I don't want to fuck this!
Oh, shit.
Step on a castle!
Welcome to this earth!
Tune to my land.
The tournament's at three.
So I'll probably go live right now, maybe one or two?
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
I didn't even sold the fourth quarter.
It's all good, bro.
But yeah, we got that tournament tomorrow featuring
It's a duo co-ed draft
by the players
Guy Day Ray, Sonny Sakura, Melee's, Chocobar's, Ma-Ri-Pay-Pay-Ch
For the girls, those are the captains
Okay
um
And for the guys, it's me, Lacey, E-Rob, Zoyle, RK, Yu-Gi, Suki, K-Song
Okay
Those are who are getting drafted, so the girls draft order, actually let's figure out
the draft order.
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