jasontheween
🔴LEARNED A NEW SONG🔴EPICNESS🔴I THINK I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL HERE🔴EVERYDAY🔴VEGAS SOON🔴WOW🔴
05-22-2026 · 9h 50m
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What was that?
You don't know, babe,
When you fall man, I kiss my snowman, in the sweetest day.
Fuck, I had it though, I had it though! I had it though! Oh god, it's there! It's there!
It's literally there, bro! It's there!
Bro literally give me a week on everything. I love this. This is better be my song
This is bad. We might you have to tune it. No, it's tuned bro. Why is it actually good now?
Yeah, yeah, I've been off string practicing the guitar man
Shout out to Braun for bringing me to guitar studio. I'm a guitarist now
Dude I learned best part by Daniel Caesar. I'm gonna do a cover real soon when I learn
More is not too enough bro. I'll worry about it. I'll tune it later tonight, but you say it one more time
Say it one more time
My fucking way
This was for the chat man. Hey, this was for y'all this was for y'all
You don't know me, you don't know me
Anyway, yo, how are you doing today? How are you doing today? I'm working on that we got something special there
I did ask you guys to the special
Uh, let me know who I should call and perform that to who else who who should be blessed by that
Um, yeah, just wait bro. Wait till I get junior h on the spring. It's gonna be fucking movie. Okay
I'm not really trying to sing while guitar is so it's hard. That's what I'm saying, but when I when I'm on the guitar
It's hard as fuck to like look both and sing at the same time. Oh man. I respect it a lot
respected a lot
Cutie is sinner
bless one
Hold on, bro
Give rock bro is Ron telling me that is Ross saying that he wants to hear some shit or no
Huh, just wrong one I hear, just wrong one I hear some shit or not.
Did he act, he did, did ass, did ass.
He asked personally, yes, go upstairs.
Like y'all be y'all serious, like don't bait me,
don't bait me, don't bait me.
Dude, just so I get this clear, I don't know a single human in my life that used to eat
ants.
Has anybody in my chat eaten an ant?
Like this, yo, so you are so fucking like, dare I say the word?
Like dare I say it?
Like no, bro, I can't, bro, I can't do it, dude.
Like, bro, what the fuck do you mean you ate an ant?
Oh.
What's up, dude?
Throwin' my chat bro, this is like hella chat hoppers saying that you wanted to hear some shit
Hey what?
There was a lot of chat hoppers going in my chat like yo Maron ask for this
I learned a song
You wanna hear?
No, not really
Yo, you're basketball
I just want to be how beautiful you are.
Come on, bro. Come on, bro is there no why they say a new
Magnetic lacy was saying some so I wanted him to be here. He wanted to meet his mic like
Yeah
You guys got going on today
I just don't know if that would be a player to...
Oh, who's that?
I'm gonna say his big name's a chef.
A chef?
Say oh god, say he's hard to pull in the...
Oh, that's...
Jeff Curry's pulling up.
Oh, fuck yeah, that is just...
Jeff Curry's pulling up to the house.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh.
Damn, you probably should have left with him.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Enjoy your day, bro, hopefully you know you have a great day.
You got a lot planned today?
Yeah.
I'm actually going to get a new store where we go from Burger King.
So let me ask you a question.
Oh, what's your question?
Where does Dark Vader go to shop for shoes?
I
Don't know the dark
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I don't know you understand. I get it cuz dark mall dark mall, but ma ll
But you but in the movie is in a you have a couple ducks you coming down. What's that? What's what?
What's that?
I have a couple of ducks do coming.
A duck stew coming?
I have a duck stew coming.
What's a duck stew coming?
No, I have a duck stew.
What's a duck stew?
Quack!
Bro!
Bro!
We got a duck's quack!
What's a duck do?
Because the duck's quack?
Yeah.
Bro, you thought of that?
Yeah, I thought of that.
Bro, fuck!
You got another one?
Yeah, there's a goal goal in my roof.
I don't get it, I don't get that one, I don't get that one.
Oh my fucking god bro, poker, you wanna play some poker?
I barely even know her!
I don't get that one, I don't get it, why don't I poker?
I barely even know her.
Oh fuck.
Okay.
Yo, so I have a gumdrop coming, I'm supposed to cook a live lobster in this.
Like a bro, like a live one?
Yes, I'm supposed to murder a long streamer.
I'm not gonna get that possible. Yeah, I don't know am I gonna get banned or no
You have to like one shot it otherwise, you know P to my car your phone
I just kill it like a fucking hammer or something. You have to like videos. I see you Lacey you actually, you know you cook before I
Have a live lobster that I got killed it out in stream. I think a lobster. How do you murder a lobster?
But like peacefully
and then you're gonna want to land down on the thing
and then you're gonna want to take, you know,
like the meat mallets and just pat them the fuck out of its head.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm preaching.
No, I think that you're torturing the lobster.
No, no, no, that's a quick way of killing it.
No, I'm torturing it.
Your journey would be taking it apart piece by piece.
Oh my God, that'd be fucking crazy.
What if we just take apart its hand,
make it sit for like 30 minutes and then take apart the next one?
Yeah, that's literally torturing it.
But think about what they do in the restaurants.
They have them swim in the tanks.
They think they're enjoying the life.
Oh, I'm in a new aquarium.
I thought he was going to get a butcher's knife and just...
But is it bad to kill this thing?
No!
Yes, I'm saying.
It's true!
It's eating his murdering chickens in the evening.
The thing is they do some crazy shit with those chickens.
Do they like him still?
They shove needles in the...
You see how they kill cows?
They put the cow in a machine and fucking twist his head.
Alright, alright.
I don't want to know that, bruh.
You do those things too, bruh. It's fucking horrible.
They see you had a song you wanted to show you
No, put the rip time on
Actually, I don't know
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Beautiful, beautiful
Oh, this is a hand now
Yeah, yeah
Do you like decent piano?
Just sit on the piano
I'm going to put it on your head.
Oh, oh, hey, you don't know, babe, when you hold me and kiss me slowly,
It's the sweetest thing
And it don't change
If I had it my way
You would know that you are
You're the coffee that I need in the morning
You're my sunshine in the rain, but it's popping
Come on now. Come on now. It's something there. It's something there. They've been saying it. It's special, bro. I don't know.
It's special. It's really good. Bro, you got a piano. You bought us a part of a piano, you guys. We got a rent out of venue and then actually play live music. We got a venue.
It's a concert, I mean, a concert. Bro, we can do one. They got actual band concerts with just us doing covers.
Wait, wait, you could do best parts you got vocals. You could do all the vocals
You know, that's what y'all want to see
There's a lot of new emotes I saw a new one too. It's like well, this is my new tweet
I don't know if y'all are gonna be here for this
Yeah, y'all
Yeah, thank you for the 10 gift at five. He's appreciate that bro matter
What bro you can leave now I promise you your stream probably misses like your desktop
Can you play a minor
Yeah, it sounds like a minor
What is this bro? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not I'm not I'm not no
There's no we're not doing this bro. We're not adding more. We're not doing this yo wait
Where's ladies at bro? We got to start soon. We got to go get shit
Wow, let's get in there, Chad.
That's right here?
Dude, I got lost in my room earlier this morning and I played him the song.
Offstream, I was deadass singing to adapt offstream, bro.
tune your guitar and that was literally sitting there and listening keep it off
stream yeah bro and when I learned something I always love to show my
loved ones bro and I wanted to show y'all man okay so what the fuck man can we be
supportive it's fucking just that mean bro just mean this guy's sending me
He couches still bro.
Please keep this off stream.
We aren't your friends? No, I meant yeah, that's what I'm talking about, like that. I showed it that.
Silky was spotted at his ex-girlfriend's birthday party showing her how to properly pop a bottle
of Rose Champagne.
Who said that?
Who just hit a ball right?
Oh
Well, why y'all saying I'm as bright odd y'all buggy man
I
Mean bro, this is this cute man the arcade you can go
So he asked me if I wanted to pull up bro, maybe I should have pulled up in all the guys a little like fun, bro
I
Think people patches you to one now. He really did pull up with pink people bad
Breaking news
1.6 K bookmarks and that's this yeah re-created her famous emo I'm not beating on
on Santi's stream
Wow, bro
Fucking wow. Did you kill it?
So like this, can I take a look? Yeah, cover it with your arms and slowly bring it down
Look at that fucking smile
That damn smile
Oh
She knows yeah, hey, she knows that she fucking knows man
Wow
500 bookmarks check again 1.6 K bookmarks
Now, who bookmarked this, okay?
There's definitely someone in the chat that bookmarked this.
Who bookmarked it?
Me?
Jesus, dude.
I seen this already.
You caught me.
Okay, just you got put to use already big bro, alright, somebody, alright, y'all gotta
chill, y'all gotta chill man, jerking off through the fucking, I can't wait for someone
to destroy that guitar and no one's destroying the guitar, see that's just fucking weird
if they do.
I'm actually genuinely trying to, um, yeah I seen this bruh, I seen this.
First court war over broken guitar, bro, so many breaks in my guitar
Everything is going into fucking flames. I'm not even trolling. I'm not even trolling
It's gonna get fucking bad
Tons dude tons ex-kide would have been a movie and we would have 100% won that
That's England squad for 2026 World Cup. Wow, bro
though this is insane a lot of high prospects I saw that Cole Palmer did
not make it that's insane I'm gonna be honest bro that's fucking insane no
Cole Palmer no Cole Palmer is crazy I'm gonna be honest bro with 90 with 89
minutes on the clock and you got to make a sub cuz somebody's injured who
Would you rather take your shot?
Madueke or Cole Palmer?
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I'm putting Cole Palmer in.
And no, no Harry McWire either.
Dude, that's just like insane.
No Harry McWire, wow.
What?
Oh my God, what tweet?
I'm not reading out any fucking notepad.
I'm not larping, but I'm gonna be honest if so many good options for England is like hard to fucking create a squad
Who was responsible for doing this though? It's fucking insane, but I'll be honest. This is a good squad
Okay, I could definitely see them making it all the way. Unfortunately. I
Got France winning the whole shit. You know what I mean? I gotta I gotta support my PSG brothers
Or Portugal because the Bruno Fernandez facts
So I'm either Portugal France or Ghana cuz the seminole as well
No, Trent as well. I did peep that I did peep that I can't lie. I did kind of see that one coming though. Let's be real
W w France though. W w Trent though
Funniest clip to date Jason started a war with Lacey after Silky took his food
Fucking silky started all of this dude.
Wow.
Wow bruh.
Classic man.
Why is this my entire fucking trending tab?
It's just people reacting to my guitar.
John, Woz and Lou.
Woz and Lou.
Maya.
Jason, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Hey, how are you?
What's up, Brodsky?
Do you need anything in the grocery store?
Do I need anything from a grocery store?
Yeah, can I get a color tape?
Color tape.
From my guitar.
What do you?
Say I hope you guys have a good stream, but I know you didn't
And I'm really sorry about that
But whatever happened to your ears in the past seven hours
I'm here to cleanse them
Okay, that's just fucking weird Maya
should I show Maya my new song or no because I
I feel like she would you know, she texted me after she's like, oh, thank you
You know, you're actually not that bad on the guitar keep on
My lucky not a bad shot if I give her a little ring. No, no, I mean, I feel like you feel me
I feel like that's not even that bad of an idea
Don't show anyone leave her alone
Bro, imagine fucking getting a call from Jason Wayne and you see a guitar a guitar in his hand
And he's by the seven-eight you I'm not gonna lie, but let's make your day check
Let's make your day. One thing about me is y'all don't control me. I do what I want, man. I do what I want
So this is exactly what I'm gonna fucking do. I'm about to bless Maya
God forbid
Oh God, we jump at him. I
Just wanna be I just wanna be
Throw that phone away
I don't need to say the right
She's saving the world in your body
All right, this is actually last time I pick up the cut guitar is free
No bullshit. I'm gonna show her because she inspired me yesterday seeing her sink
Cat? No cat.
Imagine picking up the phone.
Oh god no.
You don't roll back when you roll back.
You feel me unless I miss you yet.
Yeah, I feel you.
Thank you for sharing.
I just wanted to tell you.
You're really doing this to them two days in a row?
I learned a new song.
That's not the same song. It was the same song as yesterday.
Yeah, but I will.
The song yesterday was called the worst part. That was actually the best part. That was the best part.
Wow.
I just wanted to show you, because you texted me after I showed you, you're like, you know, keep going, you know, you actually weren't that bad at a guitar.
That's not, I said thank you for the raid.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah, and then you're like, you know, keep going to guitars like only two days is not ending that bad pretty good. Keep practicing.
I do think you should keep practicing, but I think you should do it offline. I think you doing it online as much as you are kind of makes you a terrorist.
A terrorist.
A terrorist for playing me.
Okay, well, Ron's going to fucking murder a lobster alive on shrimp today. Just wanted to snitch to you.
Are you serious?
I'm so serious like he's literally going to get the live officer right now and he's gonna fucking get a hammer and just pound it to death
And I'm not
I'm gonna try my best to like stop him, but like ultimately he's doing a cooking stream. So
Yeah, you might need to like maybe check him because honestly, I would never
Okay, yeah, so again, I'm called to be all of your moms
But that's fine
Yeah, I'll I'll take care of that. Okay. Yeah. Yes. I'll let you know if anything more happens
Okay, thanks Jason. I'll be snatched. Goodbye
Feel like the deep
You don't know
else niche that's uh but i don't like seeing death on on camera walkout song
bambang yourself dude i'm not playing this i'm not walking out to f*****
do
luis son plus lou fares but we're not gonna make gifts of f*****g luin woes
when they react to my guitar.
Ah, man.
Oh my, bro. What the fuck?
Jason has donated $93,000 to Alvea Sanctuary.
Bro, the air just give me everything.
Dude, yeah, damn. That's a lot of money, guys.
The next stream will be in Vegas, part four, I believe.
We got a little two-day Vegas trip with the guys, me and that, Jason.
I'm going on for one day.
Gonna be a lot of fun.
Vegas, the next stream.
I'm going on for it on Sunday, and I'm leaving on Sunday.
So tomorrow I'll be live here, unless something happens.
Killed?
Yo!
Ban yourself, bro.
I'm seeing this.
Jason, the Queen is a terrorist.
Why is this a clip?
Collection?
Lose Sun?
White speed, Renoto.
Um, Derp.
Okay.
I don't understand.
Bro, this guy's GIF maxing, dude.
Silky is actually dog shit by the way and holy fuck his camera angle he got to fix it or some shit or maybe
Have his school cap not pulled all the way down his eyebrows cuz dude he looks chopped fuck
And he's losing the like primate page and secure on invalid like that shit's just embarrassing do it like
P5 funny as hell
I mean at least the loss had nothing to do with me, so
Update on Jay Park stream
Um
So I just called Jay Park bro
So I call Jay Park and ask
God damn it, bro
the first round it's like the fourth time in a row
well it just always said don't put him on the spot because like I thought we
could go to either side you know we should have went if you got defense
first you're guaranteed to win there you're guaranteed to win
because I thought we could go to either side that's part of the fucking game like
Oh, yeah, yeah, I hear you. I didn't hear you so
Yo, I need so mad. It was nothing on the line, bro
Holy fuck, that's part though, and that's what you need in in in competitive games. That's what you fucking need
I
Do you press is clear any cars I can't even lie to you I can't even lie to you, man
We're not in America no more! We're not in America!
Y'all are saying, LARP brother, I've been to a Man United game and I hear the difference.
It was a regular season game and every fucking score and they chant throughout the entire 90 minutes.
They chant. I can hear the difference. It's insane.
Speaking of insane, but I want to 1v1 Dante's. You think you want to 1v1 me?
Holy shit 16 and 3 I was watching his stream earlier brother
You want to be him wait I didn't oh my god I did I did I totally forgot a gold player
1v1 me for $350. Wow, I forgot I beat him. I'm not even gold. I'm not even I'm
less than gold. Gold does he know. Shit, I should have run it back.
Round two?
Link it to him?
I did ask him when no ribbon.
Yo, won't we win one again?
of music is this bro every league player listens to this
You know one be one again Jason you do not want to get him out of spot me, bro
Like I know you don't
Good day just watching me like lose games like trust me
You don't want to make this day, but even like worse for you, bro
Like I already won my last game. You sure you want to do that to yourself, dude
Now link now link now click on the link
bro my my right ear what the fuck just happened
bro what the fuck
What is this song?
bro that's just not true it's not true it's not true i graduate today wait chat who's graduated
who's graduated
me page oh my god bro yo if anyone is graduating
let me pull up to y'all's graduation if you're in LA let me pull up to y'all shit
man that ass we got a we got to get mad content going bro that I'm serious
but let me be an extended cousin who wants to come who wants it dude fuck
you how was that a little weird we good dead ass come that bro hey if you want
to pull up to your graduation? I'm down to pull up tomorrow. I'm- I think people are actually
graduating tomorrow. UCLA? You're 22? Give a speech? I mean, I wouldn't give a speech. Why would I
make the graduate- someone else's graduation about myself? You're not Kaisenette. Brother,
I have to be- so only Kai can pull up to graduation? Why he trying to be my friend? Bro,
Bro, oh my god, dude, hey yo, wait, listen, listen,
if you're about to graduate, join my discord right now,
and let's make some shit shake, bro, I'm trying to pull up.
I'm trying to pull up.
Who the fuck wants Jason and Leen at their graduation, son?
Bro, I'm, bro, let me go to your graduation.
We not friends, I'm not trying to be friends with you,
I'm just trying to fucking go to your graduation like, damn,
like, dang, bro, Sebastian.
Yo, yo, Seb.
Yo, Seb, you graduating?
You're bloated and losing.
2023, but I'm graduating.
Community college in, like, two years.
Yo, yo, you graduating?
Your guitar fucking sucks, bro.
fuck you
that's just not nice at all
i'm gonna be honest with you
that's just rude bro
that was just like mean
and like
just not cool bro
yo yo here bro you graduating in LA?
LA! LA! you gotta be LA based
or Calabasas
they got schools in Calabasas like
probably just LA bro
UCLA whatever yeah
graduating in LA? LA! LA!
You gotta be LA-based or Calabasas, they just keep that calabasas.
Yo, Paul, talk to homer.
Bro, you literally just heard me say LA, bro.
Buy that couch.
I'm from the UK.
I'm trying to shit.
You're trying to shit, bro.
Bro, I got five more of me.
Yo, yo, you from LA?
Nah, bro, but I just graduated, bro.
Come on, man.
yo yo yo yo yo you in LA not gonna lie you playing the guitar absolutely ruined my whole
it's just like that's not even the topic of discussion discussion is it not the topic
of your discussion right here I got like one more me man you eat H desktop bro I didn't
me to drag yo I'm not ready with my
who's in LA like Irvine Irvine yeah yeah Irvine yeah fuck yeah it's on it's on
on June 4th.
June 4th?
Yep.
I bet, I bet.
We there bro, wait, wait, wait, are you being serious?
Yep.
Wait, can I come or no?
Yeah, you can come.
All right, wait, wait, wait, which Irvine school?
You see I?
It's high school, but like, it's still there.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm not going to fucking high school graduation.
Oh my god, bro
Yo, yo, you in LA never what yes, yes, yes
What college
I
Don't go to college. So you just I just
Can y'all be serious? I'm actually trying to make this happen like like five more five more five more
5 more 5 more 5 more
yo you graduating are you in there?
no I'm going to start banning people bro like that as I'm going to start graduating tomorrow
oh my god oh my god here we go
yo yo you graduating tomorrow in L.A.
He's to a guitar giveaway.
He's just like that.
All right, four more, four more, four more.
Four more, four more, four more, four more.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
No.
No.
What? I thought he was about to play the guitar, bro.
I thought he was about to stroke that shit.
Oh my God.
And it's just been a mug to get even play the fucking,
you even play this song.
All right, three more.
Graduating next, wait, hold on.
I actually do want to hear his guitar.
yo you actually graduating why did you drag me twice because I thought you
disconnected on like why are you in drag if you're not going to fucking no
I'm graduating at Garford out of the mix you want to come pull up
Yo graduating niggas just say you have no content, bro
What bro, this is this is cool bro. Just say you have no content, bro
What this is literally that's exactly why you have no fucking content. So this is exactly why I'm trying to go to a grad
So, I mean bro, I'm gonna be honest with you you're British so go fuck yourself. How about that?
You know just go to silky's room, bro
I'm actually graduating yo, bro. So right now what am I doing is setting up the content, bro. Okay
Yo, yo Jason Jason take the him bro take the him bro take the him
What's the engine what's the hit what's the hit?
Yo, no one wants you to go to the graduation bro. Take the him bro. Just take the hinges and end the segment
All right one more one more is the last one because obviously no one's graduating
Yeah, yo, can you hear me? Yeah
Yo, I'm graduating
Casa delay
Um, I don't know if they're gonna let you in though. I'm not gonna lie. Well, you get you did you actually
Know I'm asked you think any of us are graduating are you fucking done my contents here, bro
Yeah, don't ask bro. You got my on discord
get on league holy shit where's the discord
add me don't ask dude like mode you're actually yeah this is definitely a league
player please don't lose don't as loud your reputation on the line again
No rivets
Okay, Jason quick question I have an answer
Okay, why is it that today you've spent your day so far doing two things?
hate watching me stream and trying to convince high schoolers to let you go to the
I'm not trying to go to high school that are graduated I try to go to college
graduates because people are graduating and I just want to support I just want
to show love and support fuck so that's so that's a story we're going with okay
no it's not a story it's real it's real that's what I was trying to do okay
Whatever you say, bro. Okay, you ready to get shit on I mean listen a year ago
I completely outplayed you on every single champion
That we played I won't I won't even hop on ribbon and what do we do with three three games?
Okay, we're a Jason. Let's get one thing clear. Okay last year you won because I
Through the game on Yasuo and you hustled me on ribbon like it was not a
When you realize today you're getting too old, right brother brother stop pacing around
Why do you do that?
It's because my brain like if I don't pace around then the problem is that my brain goes faster than my body
So because of the thoughts on register I stutter so I need to walk around to prevent myself from stuttering
Okay, honestly
That's okay. Maybe I should try that too because I stutter
Yeah, I do I do I don't know I've been getting hit in the head as well, so
W autism
All right, so should we put like a thousand dollars on this game or what cuz I cuz I
Your challenger or you are you a one trick?
Okay, how about we do this? How we do this you put up a thousand I'll put up a hundred
What? What did that have? Your challenger!
Jason, you've been running 30 minutes of ads an hour for the last three minutes.
That's not even possible!
Jason, Jason, Jason, look, let me explain, okay?
If you take this bet and you win, bro, it's like you just conquered against all odds, bro.
It's like the David vs Goliath storyline. Does that make sense?
make sense and okay and you should clearly just beat me because your
challenger you should be mechanically better than me I exactly Jason that's
what I'm saying bro so since I should beat you me putting a less money makes
you look better bro like this is literally no it should be the opposite I
should have the one to ten odds but Jason Jason you're not understanding
bro like listen just just please hear me out okay if you get the 10 to 1 odds and
And on top of it, it's a fair 1v1, then it's like you against the world, bro.
Like, it's what your viewers want. They want to champion you, bro.
They want to be like, Jason, bro, you overcame against all odds, dude.
They're going to be cheering your name. Jason, Jason, like it's going to be sick.
Let's just do 100 gifted. Oh, pizza, beer. Thanks for the gifted in the contest chat.
Alright, okay, so we're doing 100 gifted.
100 gifted?
Alright, that's fun.
Okay, what's your username?
My username is... wait, you un-added me, bro?
No, I'm on another account. I switched accounts every like two months.
Mine is JasonNMS, hashtag 6969.
Yo, that's a pretty cool tag.
Yeah, I... yeah, yeah.
Okay, you have to un-add someone. Your friends list is full. You're too popular.
I'm sorry, okay. Let me just un-add this person.
Alright. Yep.
Wait, it says internal server error.
Fuck, okay, what's your thing?
Okay, no worry, no, I'll invite you to a game. Okay, enable invites?
Oh wait, fuck. Okay, wait, wait, no, I have an idea. Okay, hide this, scored.
Hide it.
Okay, we're doing A-Ram, right?
Uh, yeah, we're doing A-Ram.
Okay, so this will do. Blind pick, howling at this.
Okay.
Alright.
Uh...
I
There you go go in the customs and join
What does the NMS stand for when money snipers my old tick-tock username, so yeah
So like you know Katie was like easy money sniper, but also it also stands for no more sex because it's overrated
did.
Nice.
Wait, I don't understand how to do this.
Okay, so you're going in like customs, you do join custom?
Found it.
And then you search up, yeah, you got it?
Got it.
Dude, I can't wait to see you fucking scream and flail your arms around when I need to
completely destroy you.
Yeah, you want to say that, don't you?
Yeah, I do, I do.
Dude, look, I'm telling you right now, listen, you're sober.
over like look at the rank difference bro it's like you know what this is like
Jason it's like imagine you're there and you're doing like 10 to 1v1s and then
it's like the enemy is like six foot 13 and you have to put like four foot five
on your bio you know I mean like it's already over from champ select how do you
actually think about these scenarios like that I don't even know how your
brain is wired to create these hypotheticals in your in your brain yeah
Yeah, I mean, listen, it took me a lot of therapy to like, manage it, but it's okay now.
Alright, what champ are we doing?
I'm so confident, I'm gonna, cause you're one trick, and one trick's not mechanically just shit.
Um, I'm not gonna do anything, remember we could do skill champions, cause I saw that you said,
I don't need Ezreal, Ezraeth.
Um, let's do, you can do Zed, you wanna do Zed?
Zed? Oh fuck, I don't know what I'm saying.
Fuck! Okay, what else?
You pick, you pick.
The cause!
Okay, which runes? Which runes?
Okay, uh, okay, so you're gonna go Ghost Flash?
Okay.
And then for the rune page, do the ability Damage and Madness, the third one.
Got it.
Alright, let's go.
Here we go.
I make sure you change back to Ghost instead of, uh, instead of heal.
Yup.
Why are y'all saying GG's? That's his second best champ?
Last time I played this champ was when I was like 14.
Okay listen.
Are you ready to get annihilated by the tentacle monster?
By that. I'm so confident right now. I don't know if I'm overconfident.
Am I overconfident right now? I don't know it's because I beat you before.
Dude, like, okay, again, you did not beat me before.
You got a lucky cheese
I beat you
No you didn't, okay go Guardians or go the two starter items with one health pod
Jason you didn't beat me bro
You know what it's like when you say you beat me
It's like imagine we're at school
And then you're like you'll fight me outside
Okay?
Okay, yeah
Okay so it's like we're at school and then you're like fight me outside
And then we're both squaring up
And then you pull a knife out and you start stabbing me to death
death but it wasn't a real win that's what you did with Riven does that make
sense um like no no no no I can I get another comparison okay so it's like
okay okay it's like you're sitting there and there's like a midget that comes up
to me it's like yo Jason fight me right now and then as you're sparring up he
takes off his mask and it turns out it was connor McGregor with both of his
This leg's popped up at half three points.
What the fuck?
Okay, that one I understand. I want to actually understand.
There you go.
Yeah, I can already tell you're nervous.
I can feel your heart rate.
Thanks!
What now? What now?
Yeah, you're gonna see what now, bro.
In about five seconds.
Yeah, I'm just saying no, bro. I was good in geometry when I was a kid. It's fucking over for you
The capital of Texas is North Carolina. No, it's not it's Austin
Bro's so rattled that he feels the need to respond to rage bait. That's how you know I'm in your head
You're not my head. No, that's not possible
I'm in your head ready for you right now
What?
Ooh! Ooh, Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
This shit is so trash!
This shit is so trash!
Yo, Jason, you got it!
Oh my god.
Jason!
Oh.
Ooh!
I hate you so much!
No, that NMS is about to stand for no more subs after this game. That's all I'm gonna tell you.
Boom!
Oh my god!
I don't know why I gave you the champ pick. I don't know why did that. I don't know why did that.
Alright, whatever.
Ooh, Jason!
So Jason, how are you feeling right now? Give me a run back right now.
Give me back in the game, give me back in the game, give me back in there, give me back in there.
Give me back in there, bro. Give me back in there!
Yes, yes, don't worry. Okay, same thing, same password.
Okay, so Jason, like, come on, talk to the viewers, bro. We need a post-game interview. How are we feeling now?
I just was over-common there, really. I just was over-common, but it will never happen again.
Okay, so what's your umbra thing of running here?
Um, ribbon, ribbon, let's go ribbon.
No, we're not doing ribbon, another time.
I
Any other champ in the game? Okay, let me look at let me look at the let me look at the chapel. Okay go
No, no start at start. I'll be able to decide
No, because there's I don't know every champ so that's why I like look at the chapel then tell me so I can buy them
Do I do as real?
How about
Let's do yes well
Let's do keep suggesting
Yeah, so Zed, you want to go back to Zed? Akali?
Gragas.
Let's do Aurelia.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so Jason, you want to do the 100 gift an hour?
Do you want to wait until after the game?
Let's do Lee Sin, Lee Sin, Lee Sin, Lee Sin.
No, no, you already locked in earlier.
No, I didn't! I didn't say luck!
Let's do Lee Sin.
I'll scammer. I'll scammer.
No, I didn't decide yet. Let's do Lee Sin.
I can't find all the leeson I get ready. Yeah, yeah
Okay, so wait which ones do we do the first second or third?
second second
Talkers dog carvis. Okay. No, no, it conquers. Oh
With the bonus damage sustain and healing. Yeah. Yeah that one. Okay. We'll do that. Okay. Let's go and then and then flash
flashing night
right
All right, Jason, are you leasing into me right now?
That's a good one, bro
Listen we can make this quick if you want I'll let you just run into my tower right now
And you can just like lose all your health so that we can call it quits, okay?
Warhammer and long sword and wait. Yeah, we're having long story. Okay
So no pots no pots
All right, okay
Here we go, I feel like you're gonna lose this one at level one
I'm like I actually like I actually like no I actually like my whole PC just crashed
I swear to God I lagged there. No that doesn't count. I swear to God my entire PC just fucking lagged.
I swear to God, I had my W up, I couldn't W myself. I actually lagged. Please, please watch. I would have won. I would have won!
Because I would have cheated, I would have won! I would have won!
Let's go!
No no no no, no no no no.
No no no no, it's somebody clip, no.
I swear to God, I swear to God!
Jason, are you ready to hear the real fucked up thing?
No no no bro, the real fucked up thing is that...
I lied too, but the difference between me and you as I won...
No, you didn't lag, I'm right on the side-
I DID! I swear to God, I lied!
Yes, my entire fucking shit froze!
No, there's no way, bro.
There's no way, bro.
I'm watching the replay. I'm watching your replay right now.
All right, watch.
Have your shim open.
Let's check it out.
Yo, isn't it crazy?
I'm like the Doctor Strange of League of Legends.
I literally knew that you were going to lose level one.
Look. Where's the lag?
Where did you lag?
Where did you lag?
Wait! Go back! Go back!
Go back. Wait, go back.
No, go back.
Look, wait, watch.
There.
You just saw it.
Yes, right before I used my W, I insta liked.
Look, are you fucking kidding me?
OK, OK, now take this.
Like.
OK, you actually you were you were lagging
while AFK autoing now now.
Look, I lag I could I was going to W your either
And then QE kill you. No watch watch watch watch now watch me now watch me now watch me
Okay, I'll watch though Jason. This is some insane fucking cope right now. I'm not coping. I'm not coping
Yeah, let's watch
Dude Jason, aren't you a billionaire why the fuck do you have like a laggy ass PC?
No, my PC is not laggy. It's the fucking I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened
But wait
I was W you see I was gonna W eq kill you I was gonna kill you there
My host is frozen!
Wait, hold on, give me a second.
Look, you see, my W is up, right?
My W is up.
I would have won there.
Look, my W is up.
I had so much time to W myself, but I lagged.
So, Jason, you're telling me that you just actually manipulated your own ping
To make it seem like you're lagging so you wouldn't have to pay me up in a 1v1
No, I will still pay you if you win fair and square
Okay, fine. We'll do the third game. I can watch how I'm doing. No, there's a second game. No, just just redo it. Just redo it
On Lee Sin
Okay, fine. Okay. Oh, you want to do another chain? No, no, we can do a Lee Sin. Whatever you want
Okay, okay, I respect you a lot for this man
I got you. I got you. All right, join
Whatever Jason wants Jason gets wait Jason guess what bro
What after this game, I'm gonna make you put the Sun and Jason
Are you?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Like how's like
Cuz like your name is Jason
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Oh cuz Jason
All right, let's go what are you doing listen again? Yeah, yeah, okay
Dude your desk can do anything
I'm just kidding, no lags.
Like, Jason, it's okay, nobody was expecting you to win anyways. You're not letting anybody down with this.
Same thing, same exact thing.
Alright, let's go.
Complete focus.
I
Got what the fuck I don't know what's happening. I need close my tabs or something. No, no, I like to I like to like actually did
Are you getting on yeah, I'm gonna
All right
No way, ah his name is Jay sin
When he knocks on the door you got to let him in okay, oh, yeah, okay, okay
Give me like life advice any life advice, but like speak in like your language
Okay, what advice about what exactly? Oh just like
Like if you were to go back in time and talk to your 13-year-old self, what advice would
you give your 13-year-old you?
Do not watch porn.
Why's that?
Because I was just saying that that is probably one of the most horrible fucking addictions
out there.
Unironically.
I would say it's honestly even worse than drugs and shit like that.
Ooh, Jason.
What?
Oh
You're fighting in a wave buddy, not smart at all not smart at all
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow very nice Wow, thank you. Thank you, bro
wait do you saw flash I wasn't paying attention yeah bullshit you're lying
yeah I hope you know you're gonna get outplayed to a level that not even like
the best these sin players on the planet could ever imagine when I hit level
six like when I hit level six it's like Avengers endgame when the fucking the
gates are you f***ing in the head man!
oh my god, oh my god, bro
I need this
please, Jason
I need this
alright
ooohhh
you said that shit?
your shit
I might be shit but only one of us has won Game of leasing against the other so far.
Patience, I'm ready.
Patience is key.
Oh, I hit those every single time, by the way.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter, Jason, because the thing is, you don't have the killing eye, you know?
In life, there are predators and there's prey.
And unfortunately for you, bro, you're not a predator.
So you're a predator.
League of Legends, you fucking better believe it.
I said there, dude, it's like you're on the hunt, bro.
Oh
Bro, can you stop that I'm pressing W the fuck is this shit
All right Jason I bad news bro
I'm about to fall asleep do something you're the one playing a defense. I'm pushing the wave
You're hiding behind your minions!
Kason, how the fuck do you expect me to play with defense when I'm not even a landscaper?
Show em' what I'm doing.
Alright.
What are we doing?
You wanna dance, bro?
Yeah, dance.
I'm not going to lie bro, no no, like I fought for the game after that one, I fought for
the game after that one, that was just like the most insane I've traded of the century.
Good, good, alright listen, now it should even, come on bro.
I'm psyching you out, bro.
It's no psych, bro.
Okay.
Oh, Jason, bro.
You shouldn't want to be tanking all that damage.
Is it only playing 100 CS or no?
No.
Oh my god, we're going to be fucking farming minions for 30 minutes.
Well, yeah, because the thing is you're too scared to like do anything but I'm trying to line your Q on me anymore
Cuz you're hiding bro. Where are you? I don't even see you. Yeah, dude. I'm in the bush. That's why
Oh
You're just you're not even doing anything
No, that was that was that was all you're actually a pussy man. It's so annoying
You're literally just bro. You're just being
Yeah, Jason you might want to put down the least sin and get that Jace in after this performance
Did you get it like that sparse because it's like Jace like do you know the leak chum Jace
I got your tower, bro
Nope doesn't count
If I'm still standing you haven't won yet.
This is crazy.
No, no.
Jason, Jason.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wow, what kind of rune is that?
Gatorade!
Oh, cause Gatorade rune, holy...
Cause Gatorade rune, I'm literally just like...
Like I'm winning that trade, you know?
Bro, you're not gonna walk up, what the fuck is this?
Oh
Damn boy
Watch I'm gonna dodge your oh
Oh my god, this is a no
You wanted to play Lee sin I wanted yeah, I wanted to fight man not fucking run around and be scared
Oh my fucking god.
Jason why are you scared of a third HP Lee Sin?
That's okie kind of crazy bro, Al-Aura.
Now that's like actually a minus aura.
Oh my fucking god, bro
Nice, bro, let's make it a fucking 30 minute game. I'm down. I'm down. Yeah
That's what you've been doing this entire fucking game. I missed my cue. Oh my god
Come on!
I can't, well whose fault is it that you missed your Q, yours or mine?
Oh my god.
Yo Json.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Why did the top laner not play Js?
Why, why, why, what happened?
cuz he couldn't get that jayson
i get it i get it cuz okay it's my name
okay why did dimitri go to jail
why why why why
cuz he saw his brother jay sin
i don't even get him i don't get that one bro
i don't get it
okay so like sinning is like illegal
Oh, see that brother?
No, no, I'm not going to get it right now. I'm not going to tell him.
Like, no, no, now we're going to wait until your old friend comes to fight again.
I can't, I can't, bro. I'm about to just burn it down.
Hey, you have flash, bro. Like, you can flash.
I don't have flash!
Okay, well, whose fault is that? Mine or yours?
Yo, Jason.
Yes, yes.
Jason.
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you call it when Jason wakes up one day and he realizes
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you have nothing okay
Okay, I'm just yes, bro. Come on. I'm just yes, this is you
Nope, we didn't agree on that you gotta kill me
Have I been a bit of a keep missing those cues though, you know make it easy for you
it
all right
oh
all right, oops
oh my god, all right, all right, all right, bro
I'm not gonna just break your neck
You just got to add in one queue, it's really not that hard.
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Are you actually like, like, we're just...
Wow.
So you told me I'd give you the win, and this is how you repay me.
Dude, you know what it's like...
You did not give me the win, I was dominating you the entire fucking game.
No, don't cope, don't cope.
No, it's not cope.
It's like an older brother lets his disabled little brother
when they gave me my Mario card and then his little brother so it's like playing the camera.
It's just not true.
Like dude, I gave that to you because I was feeling like a nice guy.
I don't think that's true.
Like you don't gotta turn into something mean when it's not, bro.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
What is it?
Okay, you ready for Ezreal now?
Ezreal?
Yeah?
Um, yeah, let's do it.
Unless you have a better idea.
No, let's do it.
I actually, I used to play Ezreal, so I'm not Ezreal.
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
Oh fuck
Yeah, I'm good
Just have to get out sometimes. Hey, all right
Same name same password
What's it like being married bro?
It's nice. It's nice very very peaceful
Thank you, that's uh, I don't see your game
What you didn't search up Don test this game
I don't know, I see Kitty Guy.
Mmm, Mountes.
Oh, final.
Alright, do you want one?
Okay.
Alright, so Jason, uh, same deal as before.
Do you want to get those subs now or wait until after the game?
Yeah.
Alright.
Okay, do the third one.
The one where it's like Conquer with, uh, Sorcery Secondary.
Okay.
And then we'll go Ghostfly.
ghost, ghost flash, ghost flash, nice, ghost flash
here we go
you're only good on hecarim, bro
every time I watch you in your off hecarim you just lose
oh so wait, you watch me?
yeah
oh shit, nice, are you trying to learn jungle?
um, yeah, honestly, yeah
Well listen, if ever one day, go on coach your authentic doll, let me know, we can look
into it.
But first I knew Gadjinx would like Silver, only then will I be able to.
Are we doing Guardians Blade or Hammer?
Which one?
Ah, you pick.
Alright, let's go Blade.
Blade?
Blade's here and then Healthbot.
Alright.
Yo, Jason.
Yes.
You can send a bill in my own with the door
Alright
Yo, Jason
Yes
Why did Ezreal not think anything was fake?
Why?
Because everything was as real as it gets
Kedin is like
Holy shit
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
Bro, where the fuck are you?
Boom get absolutely fucking shit on oh, don't get hit twice
Oh, oh Jason Jason. No, no, I didn't look in good for you, bro. Oh
Jason
How are you hitting these bro
I don't know. I'm only good on Hecarim, so that's why it's kinda crazy.
You are only good at Hecarim.
Uh-oh! Get a little Hecarim there, buddy! Two Hecarim!
Okay.
How long did my Qs range?
Uh-oh.
Alright, alright, Jason.
Okay.
Say one of the game on our hands, huh? Oh
Oh
Jason Jason bro, no Jason
Oh fuck oh fuck me in my ass, bro. Oh, I'm on the edge of my seat
I could try something crazy here, but it might be a bit too much of a montage play
It's not your body. That's not your body
All right, you know, I'll get the push now. I'll give it to you because I'm a nice guy
Oh
Wait Jason, you know what?
No listen hear me out here out are you listening like it's actually serious
Okay, I'm listening. I'm all ears
Bro if you ever got abducted by the cartel and they like took out all your like organs and shit
You could have your spleen do like it's on streams like 24 seven ad revenue and you call it Jason the spleen
Holy fuck
I would have got your ass there hello there buddy
still got a 1 and 2 if you want to win this one though
wasn't even close bro, I'm just letting you know
Okay, gonna walk up.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Alright, not a bad day, not a bad day.
not a bad day
what's your ideal day for you? what do you do as a league player every day? how do you wake up? what's your agenda like daily?
wake up, 30% chance of showering
maybe workout if i went on winchik the day before
play league for 13 hours
watch your show with my wife for an hour and go to bed
How does that sound?
No, I mean, minus.
What about you?
What's your ideal day?
Wake up, work out, go home, stream, and then jerk off,
go to bed.
But I've been practicing semen retention.
Wait, have you?
Yeah.
Wait, you know you can jerk off while doing
semen retention, right?
How's that possible?
because if you just like hold in your ass cheeks like you're holding in a piss
then you can actually orgasm without nutting
but the only problem is that then the nut goes back into your balls
which makes it so you have like a fifty percent chance of going in fertile
and what and where is this statistic coming from
i learned it from 4chan when i was like fifteen
oh fucking hell man
Fucking hell
Oh my god, no jg's oh jg's oh my god, oh my fucking god
Oh
fucked up oh my god oh my god no get away from that health pack it's unfair
So when you're gonna go for a grind to dominant league never in my life will I ever do that?
Why?
Cuz I choose peace and happiness
My fucking I don't know what the fuck that was I'm gonna be honest. I was like actually
Wait, what are we doing what what's happening right now?
I know what's going on in your brain.
I can see it.
I can read your thoughts.
No, I can't I can I know you want to do this is absolutely nothing going on in my brain
Dude, I'm out see yes in you I'm out I'm out manipulating the way like over all right now. It's like I'm definitely I had a lead on you for sure
Listen if you want to believe that we'll go with it if it makes you happy it's chill
If you close your eyes can you imagine that apple in your head or no?
No
No, no, it wasn't like people that there's some people that ever can I can't well did an Epstein create gravity?
What are you?
Ah, I got to get absolutely fucking shit on him, bro.
Oh my fucking gosh, man!
Dude, listen, I'm just giving you- I'm just making the game a little interesting.
Brother, brother, it's not interesting because I'm winning.
Oh!
Oh
What's a big oh, it's a big old for me. It's a big old. It's a big old
Cuz I'm returning I'm gonna return one though. I'm gonna return one right back to you
Oh man.
Dude, if I can get hit by that fucking ult, god damn it.
Ah
Another fucking
I mean bro
Dude now that's fucking retarded
fuck you man, oh my god dude
you enjoyed the hot pack?
thanks bro
okay, not bad
how about you say yes bro, do I win?
no, it's for the kill
Holy fucking CES game.
Oh, wait a second.
I was growing impatient, man. I just...
You excited to get back and trying to find high school graduations to go to?
No, no, no. I'm not doing that. I'm gonna go to Burger King.
It's a new Star Wars meal.
Wait, really?
What is this?
It's the Mandalorian Burger.
I'm going to go dress up as a Star Wars character.
Which one?
I like Yoda.
Dude, you should do Princess Leia.
Really?
Like low key.
Low key.
Just a suggestion.
Why?
I'm just I'm just like suggesting like there doesn't even be a why
Princess lay a fuck job at a hut
Dude, what if you and the corboys the fucking like
Group cosplays and then you do I can pro and practical Joker skits while in the cosplays
That could be a nice easy video
She did no, she didn't holy fucking shit
Oh
My fucking god, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. No, no, no, just fucking into me
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh my god.
Dude, get away from me.
Dude, this is stranger danger. Leave me alone.
Bro, get away!
Oh my god, dude. And he does not... I just not in E range.
E-Range, oh it's over the game's over you know that right the game's over I need
a hundred gifted oh my god and the game oh my god he just got a fucking health
pack
He's okay, bro. If we play for another 30 minutes, you might actually land some cues
I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm just expecting a hundred gifted
Jason. You know this at all? You must be good vibes bro. I have to end this one, okay?
Jason, I'm gonna be honest. You're gonna miss every skill show and then you're gonna start
freaking out and banging your desk in about thirty five seconds.
I don't think that's true at all.
BITCH!
What? What? What? What? What?
It's okay, listen. You tried.
Like, like why?
Like why do you just show...
This yo-
It's a little bastard, it's free.
Look, contest bro, like you really sat there and we cued fucking minions for 20 minutes
banged by a silver two times in a row.
Oh my god man, oh my god.
Jason, Jason, Jason, listen, listen, listen.
Listen.
I'm listening, I'm listening.
It's like LeBron goes against a high school basketball player and intentionally throws
the game up horse.
You did not throw.
That's just not true.
You did not throw.
You did not throw.
Jason, Jason, listen to me, bro.
Not true.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen.
I'm listening.
One day, bro, you can take over the mantle of challenger, bro.
Today, you saw a little bit of what that means.
Like today, what it was for you, bro, is this was like a rite of passage.
People think I was fighting for my life, but I was chilling because I wanted you and Jason.
This is you.
It sounds cold.
It's not Cobb, shut the fuck up!
This is you unlocking your League of Legends story, bro.
I did this as a favor to the future you.
Does that make sense?
Dude, honestly it sounds like Cobb, you were trying your hardest to win, you almost killed
me once and you never got that there again.
It sounds to me like double or nothing.
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd say actually now you yeah, I'll take it
I'll take it. I got you. Anyway, it's all a good one bro. Thank you very late. I'll hit you man.
I'll see you later, please.
Wow, wow. 2-0, man.
It's 2-2? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not 2-2, bro.
Wow, wow, where's John, bro?
I need John.
Don't tell us with the big hundred gifted wow thank you so much man thank you I appreciate
you man you're the greatest thank you so much
I appreciate you man, you're the greatest.
The good news is, Gigi's Jason, have a good one bro, by the way the good news is guys,
the good news is that now, one of you guys is a Saudi Arabian oil prince that's going
to sponsor me all the money I just lost.
All right, John John
Bro, why don't I have a connect for my roof?
John
Where you at?
No, you're not
Wait, why wait what what's like the what's the consensus or what's the like?
What is it?
Why I drew yesterday
What is it?
Oh clouds
No, I drew tested out
It's basically just like a 5G hot spot basically how we streamed in London when we were there for inside that little like
I'm gonna go pick up one of those and then I have a second one coming from 18 to you for it's gonna take a while
So I'm gonna go to the store pick one up and then come back with it. Oh, okay, and we can like test it today
Yeah
Don't say she said 150
Well why find tomorrow actually Jack wait, whoa, can I get an air update air update?
Wait, it stopped in there.
It has?
Bro, is she looking like something?
At like four months it starts actually getting like full.
You can see the hair starting.
Wait, it was never in here there?
No, this had no hair there before.
It's getting there.
Damn.
They fucked the top of my head up low key.
No, they didn't.
I mean, I had hair there before.
We'll see.
I have to like grow back in and stuff because yeah, but
Why it's coming in
It takes like four months. Let's go check on some key shall we
I'm gonna be the guitar too
Are you suggesting it you should I
Stop building the comments and start playing the guitar
No, Jeff we need to go to party city and you don't fucking mind the order
Bro, the Star Wars movie is coming out.
Oh, did it come out?
I think it already came out.
I think it's come out this week, you know?
Yeah.
Damn, Gilly.
When's the core video dropping?
It probably didn't right now.
It came out today.
You gotta go around and explain.
You gotta say Anakin is dark later.
You gotta go out of our arm tone.
Dude, no, I'm gonna get a Mandalorian outfit.
I'm gonna go on a Burger King and hit the, you know exactly what I'm here for.
Wait, there's a Burger King Mandalorian?
Yeah, bro.
Who's a Gro Gro Gro?
You gotta get like, why did you need them to pull up and then you all just said that and then remake the Minecraft one?
Or everyone is Gro Gro and then you're the Mandalorian.
No, one person Chewbacca and then everyone else is like the new Chewbacca's around them.
Uh, you walked?
Yeah, you walked.
We gotta re, we gotta re-create the Minecraft.
We actually gotta re-create it.
I think we're all the same family.
Oh my god, we gotta re-create it.
No, we gotta re-create it.
It's Chewbacca.
No, it's Minecraft.
Oh my god, fucking genius, woes.
They are not trying to 40 minutes to do this shit?
Uh, yeah, they will.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're hungry, you're hungry.
Is Suki here?
Yo, where you at, bro?
Wait, are you live?
I'm live.
Uh, right now I'm getting food.
Get a food? Bro, wait, not yet.
I got a crazy preposition.
Wait, are you busy?
No, I'm not. You got what?
I got a crazy preposition.
What?
what um don't buy your food yet I'm gonna buy you free food I'm gonna buy you
free food bro there's a new Burger King meal it's the Grogu meal bro let's go
Let's go to party city bro. Let me be grogu you could be anarchy
Yes, yes, yes
Where but where are you at?
Which one?
Who you dare with
Okay, bet I bet how long you there for I might pull up on you
I got to drop my TV off back at my crib, back at the crib,
then I just got my TV, and then we hang out.
Pull up the G, pull up the G.
Pull up to the G?
Yeah.
I bet, bro.
You look good with the earrings, man.
Hey, appreciate it, bro.
Thank you for getting me.
Tell me to get them.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
All right, see you soon.
See you, bro.
Movie, actually.
Movie fucking loading, bro.
Movie loading.
Oh my God, what if I become the Darth Maul
and go to the Maul?
Brown.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that could work.
What if we go?
Problem.
Gentry's 40 minute drive.
Yeah, I know that.
And then after, it's gonna be an hour
because the traffic's gonna hit.
So pick your poison.
Mmm
Fucking 40-minute drive 40-minute drive to go to eat Burger King chat
Hey, what else you got plan today a lot of shit
That shit bro. It's worth the clip
That shit go ahead. It will
40 minute 40 minute wait wait wait wait wait. He's at the bourbon mall. How far is the bourbon more further?
burping is like 10-15 minutes more east.
How are you so good with your directions?
Should I pack my guitar? Just in case, portable guitar?
I think you should though.
Miho, you made coffee for one hour?
Oh my bro, I heard tear noises, we're sucky.
I have no idea, once again.
That ass?
Yeah.
Is he here?
No.
I know he's not here.
Yeah, he's kinda, you know, he's doing his own thing right now.
What so why did you pull up?
He said pull up early in the morning.
Why?
He said pull up early in the morning.
Well, just no objective, just pull up?
Yeah.
So what are you about to do?
Make for the curtain guy to get here.
The what?
The curtain guy.
Oh, that's why, huh?
But, you know, the guy's the company.
Well, I think he looked like a perfect girl group
He was like a perfect girl group
What does that mean?
Bro, you like Star Wars or no?
No.
Yes you do.
I don't.
Yes you do.
I haven't watched Star Wars since I was like in middle school.
Yes you do.
Yes you like Star Wars.
Are you saying that because I'm autistic?
What the fuck?
Wow dude.
No!
Because I want to go get Burger King with you.
Oh, well, I'm done.
You're done?
Yeah.
I got nothing else to do.
No, no, but then I'm taking you away from Silky.
The Silky's like, come to 430.
But we might not be back.
Like, Silky is like an hour away.
But we might not be back for a while, though.
Like, if I'm out, I'm going back to Gentry, like, I'm not
coming back until a fucking nightfall, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Maybe another time.
Damn bro. Damn ex. No.
Wait no, Trace is about to be chairman. Why did you say Gilbert?
Why did you offer? I don't know, why did I do that? I'm sorry.
I mean, Gilbert is probably going to be sitting here all day, not doing anything, so.
But Gilbert, Gilbert Larbs, bro, he's not really a Star Wars fan.
He isn't Larbs? Yeah, he's Larbs.
I'm sure he isn't Larbs.
Gilbert! Name five Star Wars characters.
I
Just ask you
I'm gonna grab more batteries and a light pack
Today, we make a fucking movie.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, yeah.
Gilly, can you close my Mac?
Can you close my Macbook?
Today, we make a fucking movie.
Who else should I call?
That would be Darren.
Right.
Should a grab be broken?
Who's Rogu? Should I be Rogu?
Ah, my keys.
I'm gonna stop by your uh...
There's shit in this other room.
Is that enough?
You gotta be Mando.
Hold on, let me talk around.
Yo, Raf.
Yo.
What are you doing?
I'm chilling, I want.
Late up in bed?
Yeah, I want.
Um, what, uh, I'm live right now.
The cop?
Uh, you want to be, you want to be Grogu, or?
What?
The new, uh, Mandalorian meal is out.
Burger King, bro
What
Bro, bro, what you message it now you too cool for me, bro. What's going on?
What you always call me on stream for some bullshit, bro
and
This is not bullshit. This is the fucking Mandalorian meal, but we can be dark more and go to the mall
What mall? It does mall go to.
Yeah. The Dars Mall.
Wait, how did you know that one?
I've heard it like five times today, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
But, but yeah, come on, bro. What are we thinking?
Today?
Bro, I'm literally 20 minutes away.
What?
I have a bad shit playing today.
What you got what you got playing bro, what's you got playing bro?
What what you got
At 3 a.m. You got magic
Oh
Oh what you got
Bro, why would you send you down?
But what
Yeah
No, I said that I brought you say you don't want to do it then I bet I miss do I'm
Just tell me no bro, don't leave me on I'm not one of your fucking white girls that you
What are you talking about?
I'm literally about to see you, bro. I miss you so much, I might have pulled up on you.
Yeah.
If you want content, bro, if you want content, bro, if you want content, bro, if you want content, bro, there's mad shit behind you, right?
Say, I don't got as mad content.
I don't got. Everyone's awake right now.
Who's that? Is that Red?
I'm partying right now.
What do you mean, partying?
Hey, Jay.
Who's that?
Hey, hey, hey, don't get injured! Don't get injured!
There's no fucking way.
Jay, whoa, who was talking to you?
Jigs, we were throwing a party for Sunny's implication.
Ha ha ha!
You're throwing a party because Sunny's getting fucking deported?
Yes.
For some reason, bro.
Bro, that's not good, man.
Oh my god, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
No, no, what happened?
Did you put it in fucking backseat?
No, but someone's gonna sit there.
Oh my god, what I need this like I genuinely need this this is like my fucking baby
Wait, wait, anything you could take a guitar
Deportation party just so and then don't let her into the party so she knows what it feels like already like that's stretching
Wait, when are you throwing that party?
I don't know yet bro, I don't know yet bro, he's fucking there right now bro.
It's because you have a dumbass fridge back here.
He's not dumb.
Who the fuck puts a fridge in a fucking car?
Uh, I have a fucking maid back and I have refrigerated fucking fridges.
I think that's why I'm refrigerating the fridge bro, really?
Are we eating dead ass?
Yo bro, I'm about to pull up on you, I'll see you soon, okay Raph?
Alright bro, alright bro.
Peace.
Bro, you see me bro, peace.
Bro, I think the guitar out, fuck it.
It's gonna work. Take it out the case
No, no, no, it's gonna work. It's gonna work.
What the fuck is this?
That's a thing.
Wait, can you take the fridge out?
Yeah, I put it here.
I'm not even gonna refresh it.
Are you sure?
I don't know if the water gets hot.
I don't have any water in there anyways.
Okay, the thing is though, I don't know how to put that back on.
You got it.
Dude, I just got bullshitting back on the fucking new bag.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
I'll just put it over here. Thank you. Well, you're the best
Help help help
Well, why you trying to put that bitch in vertically? There you go
I'm on the truth
Guess this car's not for musicians
I told you to bring it there you said okay, why would you put it as a truck?
Dude they're gonna fucking throw it away. What do I put it on me back for each?
Okay
Alright bro. Leave guitar. I'm not leaving a fucking guitar.
I saw clips of you actually practicing. You're serious, bro.
I was fucking feuding. I'm like trolling.
You know what I'm saying? I'm like jamming trying to get better.
I actually like playing instruments, believe it or not. I played it. I played a lot of instruments growing up
I don't know. I just like learning new skills
You know, I picked up pick that boxing and like I like I like punching on shit
I picked up
I picked up guitar shout-out to Juan, you know, we went to guitar center. We did that yesterday as she was a movie
All right, Said
All right mad content is literally loading as we speak boys
Should I should I call like who else I call I feel I'm showed up. I'm showing it up like unprovoked
What's your address?
6836 Gentry.
6836 Gentry.
6836 Gentry.
It's glitched.
This driveway is like...
They don't recognize it.
So it deducted like one minute.
No, it deducted five.
Okay.
Let's get the Ws going for the driving segment.
All right, I know a lot of you have been missing it.
I haven't done one in a while.
I also haven't gone into the gentry crib.
Actually, I went there for the bouncer,
but I haven't been there in a minute.
All right, let me ball us, let me call you.
Yeah, I just woke up so so so yeah, bro idea got an idea for you
Hey man.
Ummm...
Bro, let's go get a burger.
You know when we got Minecraft meals?
It broke.
The Mandalorian meal is out.
Let's go dress up as Star Wars characters
and buy the Burger King meal.
Well?
We're in two levels.
Different levels of ballish
Stop calling my shit ballish, bro
Bro, it's not a bad thing my bottom. I should buy this too
I'm there I'm there 30
Wake up or or you can get woken up by me
It's 2 30. How you just now getting out of bed, bro? Like genuinely like you need to get your life together, bro? Seriously?
I was about to like 70
I bet I'm gonna see you soon you down. Yeah. Yeah, I bet that bet
Holy fucking hunger, man
Wow, I ain't lying, bro respect fucking 12 hour string
Do you know anybody graduating at Kula too tomorrow?
No, not.
Tomorrow?
Oh yeah, everybody's graduating tomorrow.
That's exactly the day of tomorrow.
What the fuck?
Uh, I don't know.
I'm car-ing you.
I
Get some sun in your chat
Maybe we can spot Kylie Jenner
I'm not picking up bro the Archey
They are you gonna see late as well
Yo, Archey are you busy?
You right now know I'm just chillin I'm waiting to go live. Oh shit. Do you got any plans for your shooter?
My stream of I'm doing something with
I'm just looking for Sakura. We're gonna go to the fair. Oh
Okay, okay. You're mine. I'm
Yeah, it's gonna be like and yeah, it's like in the hour. Okay. Okay. I'll leave you be there
Okay. I J. I have a go. He's
Alright, nice chat is activated!
Woo!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck, is he looking at me?
you
you
you
you
you
What should we do after the man meant to learn?
Moments like that down you got a dead ass like fucking take the phone away from me and
No, no, no, no, all right. That's what I thought. So I just let you do what you want
No, but get asked though like there's a bunch of high schools. Why am I trying to reverse burn out?
What
I could get out the fucking line you what?
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm not fucking over it.
No, I'm not dude. We're good dude.
Oh fuck.
Why did you exaggerate that?
You slamming that shit.
No, it's just straight Tesla's in the cancale of masses.
That's just...
I gotta keep my...
Alright, who else should I call?
Guapo? Should I get Guapo on it?
Oh Guapo, for sure.
At this point, you might as well call everyone, bro.
Fucking Connor.
Guapo.
Connor? I have no service, bro.
I should say SOS.
Yeah, I'll call him.
I'll be right back.
Wait, he can be Jabba the Hutt.
Chad, we're 50 minutes away.
Can we get the Ws rolling in the Chad?
Right fucking out, right now.
Ah, fuck.
Damn, I'm getting sick, man.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm catching but who gave it to me but it's some serious shit.
As you're not picking up, who else do you want to call?
As you're not picking up, let me try.
I got my Wi-Fi back.
Maybe you call.
If I pick up.
Oh wait, nah, he's where it's fun to be doesn't pick up yours.
He's on, bro.
It's great that shit, man.
AJ, boo.
Maybe laser as well?
Laser?
Doesn't he have to clock in soon?
I don't know bro.
No one's picking up.
Well, maybe it's because it's still morning for them bro.
They only go to like 4.
or dude it's I mean actually Wappo texted my coach my coach told me he texted him at 9 p.m
and said that he just woke up so I think his sleep schedule is pretty fucked right now
caught in the light
studying
Oh
Toast is here. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Hello?
Yo, Sunny! Sunny!
Yo, what's up?
Uh, you just woke up?
Yeah, what's up?
Wade came up to a Jason and Wien cup, wow.
Um...
I heard that all the guys...
They were throwing you a deportation...
Party.
Excuse me?
They're throwing me a what?
Uh, deportation party.
What the fuck?
You- wait, you didn't even know?
You didn't even know?
I don't know.
No?
What it's your party though
I don't want no deportation party. Yeah, wait is that deportation shit real?
Yeah, cuz I don't know why why why hundred thieves not get you a work visa
They're working on it just takes time to process what you don't say yeah, I know you know I could get you a visa like that, right?
Now
Yeah, that's some like Joe Biden. I mean fucking Donald Trump. I don't know some government shit
Um, what? Okay, anyways, yeah, but uh question to the deportation party. Yeah, I'm gonna pull up the deportation party
I'd probably be later tonight, but also I was wondering
You know do you like Star Wars?
Uh
Sure
okay um you you know the new Mandalorian meal at Burger King's out okay why
do you not sound excited yes I was wondering if you try to pull up me you
YBG Yugi let's go let's go dress up a Star Wars character and get a burger
No, yeah, you lost him.
Why? That's fire!
Oh my god, it's cutting out.
Oh my matter, bro.
Bro!
Yeah speed up her fucking I'm gonna speed up her deportation girl who makes
a fucking calls oh my god
Sachi Yana but Yana Yana not doing that shit Yana want to do something like she
She texted me, yo, let's do some cool shit.
I'm like, I bet I'm down.
And she's like, okay, bet.
What are you thinking?
I was like, I threw some bullshit.
She's like, all right, let's keep thinking.
I was like, ain't it all right?
But I'm gonna think some cool shit for me, you know what I'm
doing?
But what's Sancti color to what honor right now, man?
That's crazy.
Maybe you say that that air baby
would be aware of the fucking word last night.
They had a P&P?
I don't know.
No, they fucking didn't.
No, they didn't.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
Bro, that's fucking insane.
The BNB stuff.
By the gods.
No fucking clue.
Oh my fucking god.
That ass crazy man.
Yo, evil twin chill chill chill chill chill chill chill.
Ain't no evil to it, ain't no evil to it, bro.
Let's get the three hearts going in the chat.
Just kidding, bro.
Let's not do that again.
Hot Toast?
Yeah, yeah, but go for it now.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
What's up, bro?
Hey.
Brody!
Yo, tell us a bit of minute, man.
Yo, man.
What's going on, man?
You're unemployed, bro.
Just...
Uh, you know, I'm afraid I've been doing a little freelance in here and there.
Okay, bro. Let me, bro. Let me, let me get you on a NMS bus and you want to fight second?
Nigga, I'm talking about camera.
Wait, did, did you see my text?
Yeah, I texted you.
Okay, so let's talk, let's talk, let's talk dollar signs. So what's up?
Oh, see there's money.
Well, well, you paying niggas now? You got money left in there?
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But, bro, come on, bro.
You gotta save your legacy here, bro, as in, like, everybody's on it.
Save my legacy, nigga. I'm 3-0, but I beat you.
I beat R&B, then I beat Tarzan.
I don't think so at all.
So, I'm gonna save the legacy.
Bro.
My legacy is some interest.
Your legacy, no, there's no legacy in the boxing world for you.
I already told you I'm down. I have to look into it because I have something for that day or like for that week. So
I have to make a phone call though.
Oh, okay, okay.
I bet, thank you.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
What I'm saying?
Bro, when I say I'm down for anything, bro, I'm down for anything.
That's right.
That's how you're gonna go, bro.
That's how you're gonna go, man.
Yeah.
All right, now, now.
You fuck with Star Wars or not?
Yo, you fuck with Star Wars or not?
Yeah, yeah, okay well you heard about that new Mandalorian movie coming up
Yeah, actually that's pretty good cuz I actually got this the other day I can't see him driving
and it's like a little it's a Mandalorian like upset oh that's cute bro that's cute as fuck
Who are you building it with?
I already built it.
It's like something small. I got it from five to the left.
I'm lowering funds at the moment.
Well, well, are you hungry?
Uh, I'd say so, yeah.
Well, I got news.
Really?
Yeah, let's go to Burger King and get the Star Wars meal.
Burger King?
Wait, wait, hold on.
I'm down. I have to...
Cuz I'm I'm camera ready for our team today waste so uh waste okay, so you're not down
No, I am though, but I don't know what time like everything is wait. What are you coming here now? Yeah, I'm like 15 away
This year's 15 away
No, the thing is we would we're gonna go to party
We're gonna go to party city the and like dress up as like dog from dark mall and like
Yeah, bro
I know, bro. That would have been so far away.
That would have been so far away.
That's awesome, so, I don't even know if Arcie paid me.
This stuff's pretty epic. I might have to log in, bro.
Bro, I don't know. It's up to you.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes, you know what I'm saying?
But free mail, you feel me?
And Star Wars?
Well, I could go for it.
I could go for a free Star Wars perfect king meal
with the Mandalorian coming out May 22nd, which is today.
now i'm not gonna lie bro, that sounds awesome
that sounds pretty fucking awesome
oh, it does
alright, i'm gonna see about arki real quick and then
but yeah, bro, like, i'm down, bruh
fucking movie, bruh, but you know, arki needs you, bro, then go do that
i don't want that
yeah, yeah, yeah
wait, where's semi though?
uh, i'm not sure
but it's like, it's nothing like
serious to where you need it, semi
it's some chill
Okay, okay. Yeah, I bet I bet
I say I bro
So me sick
Who else we got three people
Unconfirmed bro, bro and rap bro raps gonna be confirmed when we get their wrath. I feel like it's gonna be down
Call a
I
Bro, yo Jason was good bro. I'm live bro
Just wondering if you just wonder if you were hungry
man I'm always hungry bro about trying to lean out bro you call me fat what's it
called um are you big fan of Star Wars or not yeah Obi-Wan Kenobi and stuff like
that the Yoda stuff yes cool Obi-Wan now anyways the Mandalorian movie is coming
out I don't know if you saw I love Star Wars well I should change my life
Bro, Mandalorian yeah, yeah
They did the big one with that one, bro, they saved my life, bro
I was a dark place until they came through a shine light on the whole universe, bro
Yeah, matter of fact, that's what I'm saying. I wanted to invite you, but all me I'm getting all the guys
We better go party city get outfits and then we're gonna go to Burger King and order the Mandalorian view
Burger King
Yeah, because they got that new
Just like just go get the meal. I don't know what's in the meal
We're gonna find out today. Oh, it's Star Wars day, man
You got a fucking row if you're afraid of Star Wars then who gives a fuck what you're putting your body
Oh
It's a new combination meal. Is that what it is right now like it like a like a Burger King burger like a king meal or some shit
That's the made it learning and Grogu meal
What in the bone what if they mix my stomach bubble bro, I'm scared
It's worth it bro. It could it could have it could give you the power of the force
Oh
Me the fourth isn't the fourth. Oh, it's all May 22nd. Oh shit. Okay. Thanks. Thanks shit. Yeah. Wow
You're gonna do this today. Yeah. Yeah
Well, why do you always tell me stuff the day of bro because we make six shake the day of
Yeah, bruh.
Bro, can you give me like a 12, like, with a, I'm asking for a 12 hour notice, bruh.
Damn, bruh.
I wish I could, but today I can't.
Don't worry about it.
I just, I was just suing the offer, suing it, like.
Yeah, bruh.
I appreciate it though, bruh.
That's, that's cute.
I wouldn't like the burger date, bruh.
But this is so not second again, bruh.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just like, bruh.
I just found out about the Burger King meal, like not even fucking fucking fucking...
Oh, it just came about.
Okay, that's fine. But thank you, though. Thank you for asking.
Of course, man. Of course. Just let me know.
Alright, sounds good. Alright. Take care, Jason.
Alright, bro.
Alright.
Yo, bro, you got two seats? Wait, I only got two seats.
Yeah, I know. So how is everyone fit?
I mean, Yuki got the fucking mamomobile.
He can fit like eight people in that shit.
Ha
Yugi and
Three man to party city
Take you these couple. Yeah
All right, you as well
Yeah, just like it's hard
Call Maru
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. Maro being down will be I ain't gonna lie. Let's make let's make sure to shake
God bro, she better bro, this is
Actually
She lives in OC?
Maybe Tiff?
Call Tiff, she's a huge, her Tiff is a huge damn worst fear.
Oh my god, bro.
So, so, so, so, where did y'all get this information that Tiff likes Star Wars chat?
So where did y'all get this information from?
I bet I have it wait for us really like
but if it be that that's that's talk right let me know you know that's all
John's I talk I know I'm not talking with them I know they broke up but I've
been seeing two thousand on and off of them ceiling chopper going on trips
calling each other
oh we had the cop there so some shit going on
one helicopter there and one helicopter right there bro
who are you looking for?
no no no
no one's fucking
RISI dude
it's 2026 I'm not about to sit there
and start doing one-on-ones with people
and RIS
DOG
Oh, Corbini just dropped.
Corbini just fucking dropped, boys.
Everybody, mods, pin the link.
We built a water park in our backyard.
Can we get the Ws going in the fucking chat?
New Corbini right now.
If you're hungry, you want to eat it,
you need a video to watch.
Go ahead and watch me, Marlin, Lacey, Silky,
Adapt and Ron build a fucking water park in our backyard
and use it to its full fucking potential
have absolutely fun. I braced Marlon in the video. You can uh, did I be him? I don't know.
You have to watch the video and find out. Boom.
Come Tiff. Don't forget to see uh, Dap's chest hair.
Adap's chest hairs are in the video.
Yo Tiff. Hey, what's up? I'm live, I'm live. You busy?
Um, I'm just kind of hungover it, so.
Hey, you went to, you went to Riot shit, you sure?
Uh, I went to, I went to a party last night.
Matter. Alright, what's it called?
I heard you're a big fan of Star Wars.
Um, I, I've, yeah, I mean like my ex in high school made me watch like all the movies.
Oh wait, so you, are you actually a big fan, or are you, are you like, kind of like, off that?
Well, I'm not like I don't hate Star Wars
It's cool
What's it called? I'm trying to get a squall right now right now is me Yu-Gi Y-V-G and maybe Raph
The new Star Wars movies coming out and Burger King's doing a Mandalorian
Mandalorian
Grogu meal if you wanted to join it just as I shoot invites
Big Star Wars fan, but I guess fucking not again. I guess
Wait when?
Uh like like in probably like maybe 30.
But we're gonna get outfits.
We're gonna get outfits?
Yeah we're gonna get outfits and then walk into a Burger King and be like yo.
What kind of meet you? Can you get me an outfit?
Yeah I can get you an outfit and then we can meet that Burger King and then you know I got the meal.
Okay so you just like text me the address.
I got you.
Oh my god.
You're now?
I guess.
I bet I bet I'll see you soon. Oh my god. Yeah, okay. All right, say the bike please
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro this channel
So y'all lied to me and said that she's the biggest Star Wars fan, so I could call her
We making shit shade, bro. We like girls not bro. We're not
Bro, we're this is Star Wars. I'm not about to be fucking yo
No, no, we're not doing that. I already did that
Nobody said you
you so you everybody everybody you know like who got a fit it yeah
wait let's see that's fucking go one step at a fucking time ref can can we like
just focus
Star Wars without Princess Leia isn't Star Wars fairs.
Okay, so we have the girl.
Um, Saeva Leia loves Star Wars here yet, Sae-yi?
Okay, yeah, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
That's just, ah.
I've never seen, um, Saeva talk about Star Wars I've never seen.
Sign you talk about stars and I never seen fucking y'all not talk about stars, bro
Like what do we look
She has
Okay, bro. I'm not y'all. Yo, can we think about you time think about guys guys
We need we need we need a mandalorian. We need grow cool. We princess. Layla. We got princess Leia
um you know Anakin Darth Maul like all these characters are like guys okay they're dude characters
oh you said that I'm ten away when I'm not away I'm ten away if you didn't know
all right to text me where do I meet y'all
wow no bro I don't think this is the entry avenue I mean do I send her to the OECS
OECS but I feel like when I send her there like she's gonna be there and we're already gonna be gone
And if she's standing in like oh pick up the outfit and I'll just send her to Burger King and she can just pull up for a view
I mean realistically how long you gonna stall at the crib?
Maybe do a house check up the aftermath after the back-to-back banger houseport. Okay. Well, I need to I need to fucking figure out
I need to figure out
All right, bro. Let's just talk to all the guys when I get there
All right, but I need I actually need to make this squad we're almost there. We're dead. That's right here. We're almost there
This guy like though, I just see someone link or put a chat with fucking straight girl characters
We need one more girl know we don't one more girl right there feel safe
It's my I need to do more applications. I bet I don't know
How? I haven't done mod applications.
Well, I realized I did a fucking Valve turn yesterday.
I finished the Valve turn three, five hours later.
My title is still Valve turn.
It's still a Valve turn unit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I need a mods.
I need mods suggestions.
I can't edit title help yo game game bro what do you actually do game I modded you you
did your mod application I modded you and you're telling me you can't change the title
As a mod do not know a formation mark fucking title
She long gave no, no cuz bro, bro gave I don't fucking pay you for no reason
I
Was like
Can you get a fucking mod anymore?
Then there's two Danish and Genji they jerk off. They don't mod. They don't do that
Better now
huh
Did you do the mod anymore he fucking
Danish literally just likes tries to insert him every once in a while danish is just like yeah
I'm pulling up to old party again trees. Oh, yeah, babe. I'm way on my mind. Yo, that's Danish. That's Danish chatting
He's just a fucking chatter, bro with a fucking mudbatch Gabe Gabe got a new mod bad mod bad
He doesn't even know three commands like I'm like I'm like I zero months
She gets 60 60 60
Yeah, I'm just gonna do your shit.
Yeah, but you already got a job.
You're right, bro.
You can pay him like that for 20 bucks for free.
Fuckin' hell, bro.
That's too much to eat.
Give me your hands on one thing.
I feel that's true.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right, one more call, bro.
I got room for one more call, John.
Read the chat.
I'm reading.
But no bullshit.
Like, I'm gonna be for real.
For the guys.
Guys, they'll be inching me down.
Uh, yeah, there's a lot of bullshit in here.
It's the, yeah.
It's a mess, is it, bro?
Something's not right here, still.
That, that's bad.
Guys?
Guys?
Guys, I don't even, I feel like I'm about to see him.
Captain NATO?
Real quick.
I
Did I say the anesthesia
You really want to make sure sure you invite Ellie
I am not.
I mean, can you saw him maybe?
We are close to the enemy, but hold up.
Okay, so I'm not doing that shit, or it does not leave the house.
Oh, there's a camera here and he might do it.
He's too old to I did as well one
I mean, bro, I understand you want some shit to shake but like let's be realistic. You said Bonnie in MLA
Yeah, I don't know I don't have her number
is uh
SIF said wait let me shop for outfits with you okay 3603 uh 6836
my moving out 6836
fire sensor
Now I can be closer to you bro.
Yeah, so you better.
I can't hold on to that man.
Hang out with you bro.
Bro, me and Lazy.
We're just gonna get fat joints on us.
Oh, shit.
Just kidding, I'm small.
Bro, I said I want anesthesia.
Bro, how do I tell you guys?
Santee deep.
I'm just kidding.
I'm tripping.
I did not finish the sentence though.
didn't finish the sevens
my god, bro
why bro, i'm tripping
i'm tripping
tripping, i'm tripping, i'm tripping, i'm tripping
stop saying eskimo
bro, me, me, i never did
noo, fucking shit
what, what, what did this start, bro?
No, what did I do? No, she were her, bro. No, she were her.
Fuck no. On my mother's heartbeat, on my dad's heartbeat.
Don't start these fucking random nears eyes as we fucking crack in the middle of the night.
Did you fucking lie to her, bro?
I did not. I made a business of none of that bullshit. Don't fucking do that.
Well you could dead ass ask her herself.
Dead ass ask her herself.
NDA.
So I guess that's my body.
Yo, yo, before we fuck, here's the NDA.
I guess that's my body? No!
What about it? Are you crazy?
This is definitely one of the chats of all time for sure bro.
What definitely one of the chats of all time?
movie on bro no bro fucking rap activated in the shag
next bro next dude I'm seven minutes away
I we need to make one more to make this squad really a squad
yeah
J.W. yeah
Oh
Yeah, J. Devin, I'll see me bro. I'll see me why be cheap
Is that oh no, yeah
Yeah
Oh, no, I don't know the situation at all
Fry's
I
Don't say there's other cool. They're cool. Okay
That's OSDS
Say oh god
Over every day knows yes, yes, sir. Oh, she's not part of my life. Oh, yes, I feel you there
All right, I'm asking them to make sure shake it
She has OCS as Yuki?
I bet, let me ask why but she's a real guy.
We got ass making shake, I mean it's...
Something is shaking for sure, man.
Like, something is definitely fucking shaking.
Alright bro, Michael will pick up your fucking phone, he said on the way home twin, not picking
up the phone, might already be what I was aiming for, there's...
All right, bro, you know, maybe I go in there and get all the guys together, and see, uh,
list the names we can add to the list, you know, any more names.
Because, yeah, this is good bobs going on right now.
Bro, shit is definitely shaking.
All right, now, it could be a fucking protein shake, or it could be a smoothie, a nice strawberry
banana smoothie, or a fucking shit shake.
Fucking literal dog shit mixed together.
But I think right now it's a strawberry banana shake for sure, yeah. What do we think? What type of shake is it?
Is it a fucking shit dog shit mixed with human feces or is it?
Banana smoothie, a protein smoothie
You need a mis-driving here, man?
Like a live-driving there like telepathic, so like that area is so nice
some people need to die you know I wouldn't wish death on anyone
You know, I don't wanna wish death on anyone, bro.
AHHHHHHH!
Actually, I wish death on a couple people in the past.
Well, they got us on the street there.
Oh.
What?
I was saying they got us shoving a locker.
No, no, no.
No.
I never got us shoving a locker.
I was in a locker room and um, Scott was talking about being like racist towards me and I just got heated.
And we started scrapping and he took me and slammed me onto the ground.
Slapped me onto the ground, went to school the next day and just slammed everybody.
There's a pumpkin guy too.
Pumpkin guy.
If that happened again, I would have...
I would fuck him up, bro.
I would get out of here.
What actually went through your fucking head?
Like, you didn't want to do anything about that?
I mean, I see that as true, like, you shouldn't, because, like, he has nothing to lose.
Yeah, yeah.
And he might have a weapon, so I don't know.
I feel like I would have done the same thing.
I would do the same thing.
I would do the same thing now, except maybe instead of relax, I would have just sat there
staring because that's what you're supposed to do the crack that crack it
goes up to you I learned ever since that day that you're not supposed to relax
relax calm down now supposed to do that you're supposed to just stay silent they
react to noise speaking of crack it I just saw a fucking bear ass John you
missed it you want me to show that shit on camera no but did you see it no
Bro, I just saw someone's bare-ass
No, he was bent over blue underwear just ass no the underwear not on for some reason
W Corbin
we are oh shit oh shit yo chat yes the core guys have released a patreon where
we will where where there will be BTS content from every shoe random podcast
with all the guys reactions to TV shows or anime it's coming okay I've been
Asking for it. I've been planning to do one with a dad for the longest time now. Now. What's actually happening? Okay?
The patreon is a link
Hopefully if my mom's want to fucking wake up and do something in the chat right now subscribe to the patreon all of us gonna be together
reacting to content
BTS from all our videos
It's gonna be great guys sub to the patreon
So...
And we made it, bruh!
And Jiel is already here to fucking catch the...
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, every single time I went home, he kept asking about you.
He was like, when's Jason pulling that up again?
He's actually been asking about you.
Look it, look it ballast, bruh!
Yeah, you're for the deportation party for sunny. Yeah. Yeah, where's our park? You can park over there over where?
Yeah, I'll be help me. Help me where?
for you bro but you're I'm take the camera big daddy
I'm going to throw that out. You ready for round three?
Jay can you can you tell him to stop that shit again?
Huh? He's telling him to stop that shit?
Shit what? What?
He's telling him to keep going. What?
Bro John bro you can't be just like like touching up on wrath bro
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about you shit.
I got the shit right.
Chat bro let's get the W's going for the parking.
What you want to do?
Spike it out first.
Yes, but make more space on your side so you can get out. I swear. Let me park it for you, bro
I'm pretty sure you're not gonna park it
Well
Here Raph. Can you camera for like five seconds really?
Bro, I'm telling you it's it's okay, man. Fuck you in the shit
All right, go bro. I don't know what columns I'm trying to give you
30 real a little bit this way like make it tighter to this side
Yeah, you're good, but you don't have no space to get out bro. That's what I'm saying
You have hell of space on the left
Keep going
Keep going you're clear keep going
Keep going
Keep going
Keep going
Keep going
Keep going and then turn your wheel
No, no, yeah
Okay, I feel like you have a hell of a space on the left
You got it bro. This is what I do every day
I'm again hell of space on the right you could make more space if you want you got this bro
you got hella spades bro open the door wider there you go
uh you know the men Mandalorian meals that came out for Burger King bro
yeah we should dress up as star war character and go to Burger King
that's what i that's what that was that was what i proposed that to you yeah i'm glad you did
yeah i don't i don't think you did jay why are you doing that why are you doing that
My guitar's on.
Bruh.
We gotta get it.
You can get it in the bag bro.
You have a hell of a space.
I'm skinny.
That fat ass blood.
Yo!
you're fucking disgusting bro I didn't know that actually whose food is that
you know that's not your body that's just been sitting there for like three
days already put that down bro that's not it's our crew it's our crew
that's what I got that's been there for like four days or no bro
You want to get a doggy's bro? Fine. Apparently we can't steal no more y'all.
Fuckin' damn bro, it's not your...
It's the dork! You're a dork! That's why I showed him the locker!
You ain't shoving dork! You're a dork ass kid bro!
Oh you don't want to steal a little phanta.
Bro, stealing is bad man.
How am I shooting L's?
What the fuck is this shit? Who's black truck is this?
Oh, I see it's black truck.
Oh, I see it's black truck.
don't look at this oh my god what what bro what happened right here it's a
little scratch it's not a little scratch bro scratch that is that is a
fucking broken broken tail tail light no it's not you don't know yeah he did
Bro, no, if I drove it, bro, the whole bumper would have been off, bro
Hey, thank you for like
But don't look at me.
I think I did that same fuck.
Same fuck?
Same fuck with the camera.
Same fuck?
No.
Same old guy.
No, I feel like this is weird as fuck, my guys.
Look, look, just a little.
I'm a little bitch.
Huh?
Fire.
That's all I'm talking about.
Same fuck.
No.
You think I'm real rude?
I know.
I know what he is.
Hey.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You bloody shit!
Well, what are you talking about?
I can't believe it, bro!
Yes, who the fuck is this?
I got a pizza box in my bag!
You can't bring me to this room!
I thought you left a fucking pizza box!
What a child!
Why do you look like that?
Look at me, my child!
You know why you did something like that?
Why?
Why you got a ball on?
I'm sleepy!
Hey, J, play for him, bro.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No?
No, no.
You thought you were going to play for me?
Why?
Why would I need to play for you?
What was you doing last night, bro?
I could tell you what he was doing last night.
Why, bro, this is literally...
I'm grinding, bro.
You were grinding, bro.
It's a cherry bag. I'm sorry.
I mean, you can.
That's a little bit. That's a little bit of a whole thing. No fucking fortune cookie Chinese boy
I might have to use the bathroom
Don't ask him to use some clothes bro, don't ask him to use some clothes
Anastasia are you here?
There's some crazy chess right now. Also wait what? What do you mean Tip is coming?
So like I don't know if you want to join, but we better go to uh
We better go to party city get some men the new Mandalorian movie Star Wars came out
Burger King new Groku meal. So we're gonna go to party city get fitted and then go to Burger King and get a meal
You want you want to go?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna pull through. It's time. We don't be happy coming. She's Princess Lydia
Oh, she's not gonna want me to come, bruh.
Wait, why?
Uh...
You got beef in?
No, I'm still blocked out, everything.
I do my daily tip and nobie calling every day to see if I'm still blocked.
Okay, call her.
I'm gonna check.
Your call is in forward.
Yeah, I'm still blocked.
Yeah.
I'm gonna check in on that one.
Let me get a Selena one in there to see if I'm still blocked.
She blocked?
Selena blocked you?
Yeah.
Let me get a Selena one in there to see if I'm still blocked.
Did you pull off Selena block you?
Please read your message.
Yeah, okay.
Well uh, alright bro, I'm gonna use the restroom.
I don't know why you laughed that hard bro.
You know how I felt waking up to that bro?
Oh my god, oh my god, no no no, she's in there, there's a ghost, there's a ghost.
Oh yeah that smells like shit.
I'm in the ladies room.
I'm full up.
No!
Dude!
Santi!
I'm in the ladies room.
I'm in the ladies room.
Santi, you always getting freaky.
Why are there so many clothes here?
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't ask him, don't ask him who's in there bro.
He just whipped his dick when she's in there, bro. Yeah, go on, bro
I'm off the fucking clock
No, no, bro, I'm just asking can you sit down, bro? Which X you get in the middle of my fucking ankles and shit
Jack I guess I need to stimulate I
Don't get this many dubious in my chat
Peace.
So everyone's saying you to me though.
Bro, it smells like fucking poison in there.
Actually, wait, why do my parents smell bad?
You did it flush your toilet when you pissed.
Yeah, oh my fuck.
What? Yo.
I spy fucking die coke.
Holy shit, bro.
Why do you have die coke everywhere?
Jesus Christ.
You are...
Stop!
You are actually a chubby. You have Vaseline over there. Vaseline over there. Vaseline in the water.
I have so much Vaseline, bro.
This is when you stick your dick in?
No.
My lips are getting dry.
Ew.
Bro.
Bro.
I wish I was going to dry that shit, bro.
Alright, what's the move, Jenny?
Wait, what's ET on Burdard? Can I take a shower?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we wouldn't know this
Alright, bye, bye Anastasia
Nice, bro
You look fine
This is my job
Bro, you and her, y'all look good together, man
Alright, you should get a fucking visa
How about you do that
Alright
Why?
Because he already has a lot of girls
It won't look good on the resume
You should do it
You? So I have to marry some people?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Alright, is he actually trying to get married?
Yeah.
You're gonna get all marriage.
It's up, bro.
Oh, you can play the guitar, and then Jada can sing.
Wait, you're gonna get a guitar?
Yeah, I got a guitar, bro.
You playing the guitar?
Yeah.
For real?
I know you like Daniel Caesar, right?
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know some songs and shit?
Wait, now she's gonna vocalize.
Oh, you want me to, like, okay?
Let's do it.
Wait, so you rich people only get money, though.
You can buy a...
You'll know the song.
Ready?
Wait.
You're the coffee that I need in the mornin'
You're the sunshine
Come on, bro!
Bro, I was just trying to sing with y'all, bro
Bro, bro, Jayden, Ashley though, Ashley
I don't know how to play the guitar
No, no, Ashley, try it
Oh, that's right, that's right
Where you fuckin' wrap all the shoes over here, man?
You fuckin' set a beach?
Oh.
Here we go.
Ah.
I got a recipe for you.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
When you hold me, kiss me slowly, is the sweetest thing
And it is, right away
You gonna call me that I need it in the morning
In the sunshine and my rain with us
Morning
Would you give it up to me
Give it up
It's good for your first time. I don't know any guitar. Yeah
I
What's up, Mr. Botticell?
What are you watching?
What are you watching?
I'm watching, and it says to get lit, bruh.
I want to end it.
You know what I mean?
I feel like you brought this to get it broken.
Yeah.
Because you got it in the courthouse there.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Cuz you got in the courthouse now, you break the shit you're all set it's like no, I'm not gonna laugh brother
I got no more
No, no, no, you don't understand
Listen to the song bro. All right, listen
Look, he has the sped stickers on too.
Why are you not using a puck?
No, you're not.
Why are you not using a puck?
No, no, no, no, no, please.
Son, you'll hurt me.
You're definitely going to need somebody singing with you.
Like, if you end up making a band, definitely get that singer with you.
You know what I mean?
But you don't sound bad though, alright?
It's not been better, it's not an off key.
But practice makes perfect.
You know what I mean?
Bro, it's like the way I wasn't as good as I was in basketball, without practicing.
Things like that, things like that.
I'm not that as brother, okay?
Bro, let's stop this.
Break the guitar, make it stop.
Alright, don't you fucking...
Oh!
Imagine a clip.
You're sitting there, passionate.
It might not be me, because personally me, I'm done making people cry in 2026.
But somebody grabbed your shit.
That's like a sitcom right there right that's cry and then I was just like start breaking everything
Dude, I'm looking up bro. What should we got plant today? Oh, we have ultimate ballish. No, no, it's not ballist
It's actually good. Oh, I have an idea you
The Mandalorian you know just came off a Burger King right and we should dress up as Star Wars characters my dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down, bro. Let's go. We got I got my squad
There's nothing wrong with bollocks, you know, bollocks just got negative connotation towards it. No, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.
There's one thing about there's one thing about bollocks that there's nothing wrong with bollocks, but you gotta admit it
When you start
Have a content that's that's that's you lying. Are you sorry? He said, yeah, I got hella bollocks
You fucking me but Jason looks like a ballish like dog. It's this you're fucking ballish
You're fucking ballish. No
See now by this it doesn't have
So this is a score right now this year's me you ybg rap, you know
It's 50-50.
So 50-50, yeah, right.
And then maybe Saadi, A&F.
Why is it maybe Saadi?
And Saadi has a plus one.
He just woke up?
Does he understand?
I just woke up too?
But today, when I'm ready for the concert, I do too much.
Everybody knows that, right?
T-Bone, $81.
Jason got the fucking guitar right from Tel Aviv, Israel.
And the song he claimed was recommended by Benjamin
Lethna Nya.
Yeah!
I
Oh
Because they were saying let's make this shit shake you so so we want to make a burger king
No, we got to make this shit the biggest thing of 2024. I mean six seven six
I can make a conference. We make it
Don't even sure I bet
You gonna like this call
you gonna like this call so that you gotta be a bottle you want me to make this call
right now call you about to make that yeah I'm on G side something a fucking ballish
you dirty ballish let me know if you want me to make the call just make it I'm not
gonna do too much of it bro it's yuki gardens bro we can make it lit oh my god let's make
it shake yo what's up yo what's up what are y'all doing right now
I'm with Eva son. We are community guys.
Hey, y'all want to come to Community Burger King?
I know it sounds hella boring, okay?
But listen, we're trying to make sure she's shake.
You know what I'm saying?
We got the, you know what I mean?
We're trying to make sure she's shake today.
And is Anastasia with y'all?
Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to go back home.
I'm going to get Anastasia.
She's sleeping right now.
Wake her up because Sachi want to see her ASAP.
Oh shit, okay, okay.
Um, okay, what time and where?
Uh, I'm gonna send you the beats.
Okay, can you guys do this episode?
Cause like, we look like we don't drive.
Okay.
Jay, Jay said he got you with the Uber.
Hey guys, what's up?
Yeah.
And also, is Cena here?
Make some shit.
You want to make some shit?
Wait, bring Cena?
Oh yeah.
Bring Cina for a reddify.
Okay, back, back, back.
I'll make sure to shake.
I'll send you the deets.
Okay, bye-bye.
I just learned that a minute ago.
What the fuck?
I asked you before you made that call.
It was a fucking banana smoothie shake.
Banana smoothie, extra protein, little whey,
It had a little bit of spinach, it was very tasty.
Very tasty, very delicious.
You just fucking threw in dog shit, human feces, and literally fucking just dirt into
the shit.
That's a replacement for hot out.
Are we going to waste food?
No, we're not going to waste food.
We're not going to waste food, bro.
We're not going to waste food.
So we're going to drink it regardless.
You don't understand.
Bro, chill, bro.
Okay, let's say, obviously, dude, bro, you don't have to put it up, but I'm just saying,
if we want Sauncey out the bed, Sauncey, bro, you don't understand, he's done some
My brother something does anything for women. No yesterday. I've never seen him wake up so early get
Everything
Nothing bro, I'm just not a nothing we can really not invite them that I'm just saying you want something out the bed
You know, no, what's Star Wars characters would they even be we already got Princess Leia tip is Princess Leia
Pull another mate, bro. Be like this literally she takes me. She's on the way. Oh god. You're here on God
You said maybe nigga that's what
But we need stormtroopers anyway
You need stormtroopers
Jay, not all of us could be stormtroopers
Wait bro, wait, hold on
I need somebody
Bullets be traded
What month did he go to?
Darth Maul
Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra
I don't know his name, Dr. O'Keefer.
Let's be, um...
No, you be Grogu, or you wanna be Anakin.
But Grogu's like the Anakin that you wanna write.
Well, I can be Anakin that you wanna write.
I'm being the Mandalorian.
Wait, is Anakin even part of the Mandalorian?
No, he's just be Star Wars, man.
Oh, the Star Wars? No, I'm actually down.
And then we put the workers under our force.
Yeah, yeah, imagine me walking.
And they actually play with us?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna be George R. Beaks, bitch!
Wait wait is Jodah, I wanna be somebody cool bitch ass nigga.
Wait is Grogu the cutie Jodah?
Jodah, jodah, jodah.
I don't wanna be Jodah.
What's up here?
Put them monsters down.
How you always got a fucking energy drink in here?
If a nigga in this room can take this shit out of my head I'll give you a dollar.
Wait, actually I have too many energy drinks in the fridge could you take a couple to your
room?
No, I'm told.
Nigga you get Grogu cool?
You actually did it, you actually did it.
No, that's not true.
No, that's not true.
You can't have it.
I'm sorry, I don't know.
We're missing 20 in it, man.
That's right, bro.
Because I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Hey, you know this one or not?
What?
Is it supposed to sound like that, or?
Apparently, apparently.
You're nothing.
Oh my God.
Hey.
I
Hey
Fucking how 60 bro, you got me quicker, bro
Oh
So why are your wife I I don't know bro this is they haven't I think yesterday in the night time
We're not in me
Do you want that AJ? Hey, hey, yeah, we need a we need a job
You just woke up so why why is everybody waking up so late?
So basically you big fan of Star Wars or no
Yeah, the Mandalorian movie came out
And what's it called Burger King just came out with a new meal
And I was wanting we need a job at a hut
So basically we're about to go to party city and get outfits then go to Burger King
get the meal and I don't know if he'd be down.
Yeah he should be down.
Um, I got something to do tonight.
I'm gonna do it tonight.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You're such a hot-blooded.
I was dead with love.
Nah, nah, game.
But let a couple girls be there today.
Let a couple girls be there today.
Let a couple girls be there today.
Salva's coming with us.
Salva's coming with us.
You still coming?
You coming up?
What?
Salva's coming.
You coming up?
Well, actually, I know for a fact that she's not
going to be there actually.
OK.
Wow.
Oh.
She's not going to bite her tongue.
No, no, it's because I remember that time.
They got a little universal day that we could crash.
Wow.
Crash it, crash it.
That should look like Cluster.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna make this nigga life a living hell today.
That should crash.
That's the third war that you don't want to kill.
All right, then.
We gonna crash.
No, man.
Oh, there we go.
What?
I said again, bro.
No, I'll give it a hang out with her.
Yes.
All right, man.
We'll be there.
All right, bro.
I'll see you there.
We'll see you there.
I'll not.
No, no, no, no.
But I think it was gonna be off-pride, bro.
That's fine.
Don't worry, you don't have to stream it, but we will
Are you crazy? Oh, that's me. Come on. What?
What do you mean anyway, brother brother, that's the thing you don't have to do the streaming calm down let yourself be fluid
I'll be streaming behind y'all. Don't worry
I
Don't matter where y'all going I'll be you know like a text and I'll be there brother. You know I'll be there
Yeah, you can though you can
Wow, the hunger, bro, thank god.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
The Homestream, Homestream Universal Day was awesome.
Bro, oh my god, this is how I'm feeling about that.
Right.
This sunrise.
Oh, it's a brown house.
You're the one that I've decided on.
No.
No, I thought you guys were going to, like, elevate it.
But, like, no.
No, no, no.
What is that shit?
What is that?
What is that shit?
What is that shit?
What is that?
It's a lot of m-
No response?
Enrique!
What is that?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
You don't know.
No, you got no one's in Ricky you'll do it with the cake back together
My check permission to slick risk permission granted
I'm gonna go down there and start up your own stream, I'm not your children.
Bro, how do you start your stream all early?
I'm sorry.
Even though he's not gonna like that I'm there for him, I'm saving all the tip of the
toe.
Brother.
Brother.
We want Nego.
You're blowing my shit.
Sonsie, I don't care how mad you get, I'm gonna go downstairs and start up your stream.
Cause how are you more motivated to do a little bit of, you know what I'm saying, but not
with the guys.
Come on, pull up.
Mm-hmm
That's early no, that's a lie cuz it was daylight out it was daylight savings
That's no excuse
And we get to eat bro come on bro free food free
Come on
Come on, bro
Timber Doby
Bro, Sonsy, Sonsy
Fuckin' all, Sonsy
This is how it makes me feel
Yeah
God, God, no, thank you
Thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you
Someone goes back to shit
Sonsy
Oh
Right your name on her forehead bro
No
Don't don't don't to show his floor. Oh my
Under the bed is full already. Yeah, my two come on
For two
I don't bro. I have to I'm gonna literally do the picking up my underwear segment
See how far are you
Okay, you got to be our Princess Leia today, okay
You know that character, right?
Because he's your big fan of Star Wars?
Yeah, I'm okay.
I bet, here.
I'm not half-naked.
What? No, no, what? No.
Oh my god.
What? What?
Bye.
Ewww!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What is that?
Oh my god!
Hey, it's okay. It's okay. Make sounds like hot soul or a Luke and they'll kiss you, bro. That's fine. It'll be fine.
They have to be lower accurate, bro.
Yeah, literally kiss the sister so we can do that.
Bro, I don't know.
No, bro, she said ill because he hasn't got a ready yet.
Exactly. Wait till he has a look.
Yeah, bro.
Hey, you'll have a little hair out as soon as you can be fired.
So, damn, bro.
We taking your whip.
I do.
I should say, dude.
How many people can fit in your car?
You got it. You got it.
Two, three, four, five, like, seven, eight, four, five,
three in the very back, you really squished?
One in the very back.
Seven in that bitch.
No, eight.
No, seven, four in the very back.
Four in the very back.
One in the very back.
One sitting on the floor.
We could honestly have two sit on the floor,
four in the very back, one in each seat.
We could double up on the seat.
Obviously, we want to take the stuff.
You know what I mean?
We need the girls, so we have to put her in the seat.
All right, we need the last couple then.
The rest we call a switch.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not a lock-in.
That's gross.
Why is the Wi-Fi back?
You know what?
We'll just throw this day in the books.
We'll just throw it in the books.
This would be one for the books.
No, no, it's not a good day.
This one's going to end up in the books.
We keep the book open.
It's open right now.
Alright, bro.
We're going to break it?
I think Toast wanted to come too, bro.
Oh, my wish to see.
So what happened to the wife? I did someone like
Somebody hit you a lot where your neighbors
Oh my we should make a fucking
Oh my god, we can do the Asian Five!
Oh my god!
I'm Michael! I'm the groovyest guy!
Why Michael would be Michael?
I don't know my name is Michael!
I'm probably Michael!
My name is Michael!
My name is Michael!
No, remember, we're the Asian Five.
I don't want that jikwagi shit!
I want that shit!
My name is Michael!
I thought Filipinos could sing!
The first one to be on the set, they can't sing!
I don't know if you're gonna say it and can't see it because I was feeling it.
You don't know, babe.
Why you hold me?
Yeah, you hold me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright, come on.
It's gonna be the star.
We need water.
Who's the star? I need my vocalist.
the normal song somebody got to be the bass somebody got to be the melody somebody
got to be the hard part
listen the team ever brought no one's more than anyone else
we're gonna go long to go high
I got it I got it
You don't know me, you don't know me
When you hold me, you hold me
You keep me slowly, sweetest thing
And it don't change, it don't change
If I hadn't been my way, you would know that you are
You're the coffee that I need in the morning
You're the sunshine in the rain when it's pouring
When it's pouring!
We said it!
We said it!
I can't stop you!
I can't stop you!
I can't stop you!
No, you want to be the star, right? You're not my I'm going ice cube
I know I think we was fucking flow
Until we earn a hundred dollars from street
We might the run a Star Wars outfit
Fucking guitar keys
Yeah, what are you doing? Yo, look at the fucking chunky you fucking holy shit
Box full of shit
Oh
People wake up with like boners and shit
Crazy boner today
Get ready
Yeah bro, you are hysterical.
You gotta pop it in the cellar, you hysterical fucking looking.
Bro, you gotta pop it in the cellar, it's in here for 20 minutes.
Holy, you perfected the fake laugh.
I was put to heaven, John.
Holy shit.
What the fuck is this?
What is wrong with you?
I was gonna fuck up though, you know?
Oh my fucking shit!
Get up, I had it!
Get that nice noise!
Get out!
Get out of this hole!
Welcome to the OCS track!
What?
The whole sun is brown now!
Yeah, I'm on the other side of the line.
War's black!
How do you know, brother?
Yes, sir.
Hey, what up, bro?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Hey, how you been?
You look like George R. Binks already, bro.
I don't even need to ask.
Shut your ugly ass.
Shut your ugly ass.
You better get your ASB, bro.
Oh, really?
Get your ASB in front of all your little friends, bro.
No, no, no, no.
Fucksack for me and him, bro.
What the fucking beats on your kid?
You and you get the same car.
I got the gloves in the car.
What's up?
Let's make it happen.
What's with that gloves in the car?
Shit, bro.
Really?
It's not a like working out machine.
Wow, wow, wow.
I'm not about to have fights shit right now.
You're not about that fighting show all of a sudden, bro.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Since when?
Ew!
Yo, get the f-
Oh my.
Where you been?
Where you been at?
With his girl, bro.
I went back home.
I went to Roland Loud.
And then I went to Georgia.
Damn, man.
He's on a war tour, bro.
He's trying to retire with his girl and not working on one.
What do you do with the Mr. Beast money?
No.
No.
I didn't know it.
You didn't know where it went?
Do you know where it went what he's tricked on this girl without money, right? No, no
Bro
All his job for a girl broke stay working bitch don't quit your job. I don't want to say who
You should take that job back
I said I had to fix that new one shot.
I don't think I understood it.
No, I understood it. I think I understood it too, man.
God.
Alright, so you come in or you're...
I'm in bro or what?
I gotta commit to Archie, bro.
Yeah, he asked me first.
Yeah, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair. Is Archie upstairs?
Yeah.
Oh, no, we're in Zora now.
Should we say hi or...?
Is he available?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be fun.
All the time.
I think he's coming down soon.
I don't know.
You can probably go down.
Are you strong guys?
It'd be a furrow.
No, I haven't.
Because, bro, we got something special.
Oh, yeah, a furrow.
Wait, you brought...
There's bushes in here?
No, it's not bushes.
It's not furrow.
I'm talking a lot.
Fuck off, man!
Get in there!
Bro, I wanted to show him our new boy band.
I mean, we could knock.
He never heard knocking.
Sounds like we don't bother to do this.
Should we knock?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah
Don't even let him raise your cortisol, bro. Don't even let him raise your cortisol, bro
Can you be caught you're not clocking in today?
Clocking your last night, though. I'm not talking on days where he's not calling
Hey, hey, hey, you know how to you know how to pop champagne, bro
I know, it's that old boy. Yeah, it's that boy.
He's just looking at our D right now.
Oh, he's on the phone, right?
Are you coming?
Yeah.
Archie?
It was good, it was good, it was good.
It smells.
It smells fucking fucking good in here.
It does?
Yeah, it smells.
Oh yeah, I was gonna-
It smells like wet socks.
Oh, because we had a water balloon fight, and then I got a moustache.
water balloon fight and then I got mad wet and then I got wet socks yeah
oh cuz I took a motorcycle test and I was in the Sun for like three days straight
wait like you like on stream or off stream no off stream they don't take it
on stream they can't have a pen 3000
man bro how you feeling you good? good bro I'm chilling bro I was booking an RV
bro we got a road trip tomorrow that's all I'm just gonna die on that part
Oh
Wait guys, where'd you go?
We got a band what's our band name
I got bad news good news is
Coming soon what can I get a water arc, okay? I got a bad coke can I be greedy get a little dad?
Dude, I'll be honest, bro. Is there a party out in there? No party
Zion tomorrow you want to turn me and we go Zion we leave him but tomorrow we
gotta leave it like yeah bro I don't care
party bro yeah we got you you are party tonight I thought it was a
deportation party but if we do get kicked out you better leave have open
No doors for this bro.
That's true.
For a month.
All right, ready?
We got to show Arkie the blood man.
Where's my BG?
My BG!
Michael!
Michael, tell him there!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Where you going?
No, no, no.
Where you going?
Jake!
No, no, no, no.
Jake!
No, no, no, no.
What about the show?
You have to show Arkie your band.
Bro, no, no.
You have to show Arkie your band.
No, no, no.
You have to show Arkie your band.
No, no, no.
You have to show Arkie your band.
Not here, bro.
You got to show Arkie your band.
What's wrong with that?
No, you have to show Archie the band.
Where's YBG?
It is.
It is.
We can go grab Tiff.
Alright, let's play our song.
Come on, Archie.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I don't know.
I don't want to start over.
You're a born medicine.
Come on, let's ballish.
You don't know, babe.
We have lots of guests.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
Go away.
Yes, let's go.
You can finally take you.
Apparently, it was sold out.
Oh god.
Oh god.
No, last time they were sold out, we were able to finesse her.
OK.
We'll be good.
OK.
OK.
Last time they knew us, and then the other time,
we just bought them off someone.
Oh.
We paid them like 20 bucks.
Extra.
People that are just walking out, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, OK.
Like, yeah, we'll leave.
You can just buy it from them.
Well, he won't be there until, like, maybe 6 p.m.
Yeah, people are going to leave.
Yeah.
But he just wanted to show me his song real quick.
Yeah, you want to have that little song you got on?
Wait, we need to have a little boy band though.
Yeah.
Hey, Jay! Michael!
Michael.
Okay.
Y'all want to listen?
Yeah!
What'd we say?
Yes.
We don't got one of our lead singers, God.
How are we doing this?
She went on a trip for three months.
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go!
She'll go back tomorrow, bro.
She's not here.
You sent her away?
No.
She's going on a trip, bro.
It's over.
I got a girl in, bro.
Is she going to Angel?
Uh, yeah.
I'm gonna see my grandma.
Right here.
Well, the whole family share is in there.
That isn't the whole family, right, Bryce?
What's your band name?
Uh...
Uh...
What's our band name?
The Asian 9?
Something like that.
You good about that?
Well, I'm part of the Asian 7.
Wait, wait, come here, come here.
Come in the frame, come in the frame.
The vocalist got to stay there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
3, 2, 1.
Oh.
You don't know, babe.
When you hold me.
you follow me and kiss me slowly. It's the sweetest thing and you don't change, you don't change. If I had it my way, you would know that you are.
You're the copy that I'm the eater of the morning. You're the sunshine and the rain, but it's for it.
Won't you give it up to me? Give it all!
I just want to see! I just want to see!
I'm the owner of the boy!
We don't figure out our differences within the group.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
We gotta do something.
I gotta do something.
I gotta do something.
I mean, he said, are you going to do something?
Does he really have something to do with it?
No, he definitely does.
does it definitely does dickhead you actually got the like the chorus down
That shit sounds like a real song. It's just the vocals.
What? Vocals?
You didn't sing. You didn't sing.
No, I didn't sing. I didn't sing.
There's a reason.
I'm not canising, though.
I'm canising, though.
I'm canising, though.
I'm canising, though.
I'm canising, though.
I'm canising, dude.
You're probably ace it.
You shot at the other song.
the other song the other song the other song
they don't know Jake
we're ready
that reasons enough enough enough
no you did it
no no no no no no
I don't want to do this anymore
no no no
get him up there
you gotta believe in yourself man
there you go
Take a deep breath.
Hey, stay from the heart.
Don't get nervous. Don't get nervous.
You know something
When you call me
I was trying to fucking see it and all of a sudden you're all over it bro
I mean, we're fucked.
We'll say it a little better than I make our one-home-home.
Look at that, girl.
Joe, if there's ever been no hog, you
got to see your head in the fucking fridge, bro.
What the fuck?
How do you have that?
How do you have that, bro?
How?
It's the sweetest thing.
See, that's what I should be.
You're singing.
What was it?
You're singing.
Bro, but we have too much ego to ban.
I'm gonna stay in the back. You see
No, yeah
I don't know, it was pretty cold right?
Wait, I think we're missing one.
We're definitely going to see it today.
I missed you?
I'm sorry.
Yo, John, if you ever push me that way, you push Sotzi, I'm putting my dick in your lap.
Hey, that's what I mean.
Stop it, you might be receipt.
Careful with the gear.
Why doesn't he close the door?
Mark, that is so scary.
Bro, why does he have pizza boxes?
And oh my god, she's for black.
There's like a body stain and it's all black.
That is so disgusting.
Oh, that's sick.
I see his ass.
Why the fuck would you, no, I had to close the door, bro.
That ass thing, look at this, it's all black.
Yo, yo, yo, look at this, John.
Oh my god.
Look at that, he was in a black!
Ewww, man.
That guy has a layer of dirt on his body when he lays in bed.
Bro, he just washed it wrong, guys.
Nah, that works.
And that pillow is like...
He sleeps on this every day.
Oh, that's a nut stand right there, bro.
How do you nut on a pillow, bro?
How crazy you gotta be going?
I mean...
That's not that crazy?
That's not... I just wanna kiss him.
Well, like, you probably should wash your sheets.
I mean look at his fucking pillow sheet, it's dirtier than the pillow.
Yeah, I didn't even notice you were wearing a redacted sweatshirt.
Yeah, I'm trying to fit you, bro.
Yeah.
Do you have my shirt?
Little wee.
I was actually fired.
But what about mine?
Mine's a bear.
I like yours.
I'm totally off the ground flooring.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, today we should hit all ballast segments, yeah?
That is what you're already on the side of the side.
We might as well do a world tour.
We should do a breakfast, lunch, and dinner challenge on you all now.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, I wanna do a pack opening segment.
It's outside the door.
That would actually hit.
Wait, what do you mean?
No, it's Boba Fed
No
Wait, so I thought if I 350 and she said what 20 minutes, it was for this 413. Do you think she just spun around?
She probably rounded it up
Now she's the argument we just see like 30 get a keep asking that Amazon package
That's on the outside of the door on by the stairs by interest. Thank you, bro
You ever hop on you be opening his packages
You got archives, brother?
Huh?
Oh, shit.
They got archives.
Huh?
I got archives.
You got archives?
You're a millionaire.
It's really hard to relate to you, brother.
It's really hard.
You're a millionaire, brother.
Okay?
You don't have to hop on Geralt.
Go into the rich store and they'll move.
And I correct.
Two millionaires.
Yeah.
Two millionaires.
Don't you have more sudden needs more?
Big time needs...
Nah, that is not the problem.
Nah, that was more than 30.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm fighting.
Why?
Everybody's gonna fight.
I see them in boxing bro can you beat two niggas at once?
I don't think you could either on a real one bro
We might not be able to have these fights so we might get freaky with each other
That's not a real no
Everybody's taking it bro come on y'all
Bro no man no
You sure?
I don't consent to this
I see the cartridge played here and it's fun
I respect it
I respect it. Oh, no, I got some type of fucking like
Yeah, you have to there's black mold. You're no stuff. You gotta get one of those things
Oh, yeah, sure. We're we're sure
Rat cocaine. Yeah, I'll actually bumps this nose candy
My nose didn't bleed in
I feel like we don't get enough room in a car.
We can make room, bro.
What are you talking about?
How are you feeling, bro?
What are you doing, bro?
What are you doing, bro?
I'm like...
Alright, I'm like...
Yeah, stop, stop, stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
AHH!
Oh my god!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
Oh my god!
AHH!
AHH!
Bro that's how hard you fight, bro.
We're pretty much sure, bro.
God damn, you don't fight any harder than that.
At this point, I thought he wanted it.
But the thing was, like, EEEEAAAAAHHH!
And it's a foul of his little arm.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
We don't have to let it all weenie-shirt!
Bro what is wrong with y'all, bro?
That's my little weenie shirt.
I think it's dead.
Bro, since he got hit on the under, bitch.
Bitch!
Thunder didn't exist.
Wait, something!
Don't come outside your room naked
Because because there's a camera you'll be caught
Dude, bro, what's the fuck did you just do bro?
It's outside
Right a fucking ballish
Wait, what the fuck? Oh, yes, I was happy?
Yeah.
What?
What?
Wait, he said, yeah.
He said, type shit.
What?
Type shit.
Hello.
What up?
What up?
What up?
What up?
What up?
What up?
What's up?
What did you do today?
Uh, I streamed.
I drove up from OC.
I charged my car.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's a lot of shit.
That's a lot of shit today.
Okay.
Oh, and then I have to start. Oh, I tuned I tuned in for a little bit and it looks like you're taking YDF. I need them
I need them for a blind date
See what am I kids? Oh, do you taste that the viewer is?
Wait, so we shall be what's our love to you?
We have to mash it
Y'all should do performing until y'all make like a hundred dollars, so the Mandalorian movie is coming out
And just if a Star Wars character
We'll be in full costume and we'll be singing something
Wait, get home safe or not home safe?
Get there safe, be careful.
You got room for one more?
Oh, I'm trying to join now.
You see, Archie, Archie don't need me right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's going on?
Wait.
What's going on?
You gotta get in the way.
You gotta get in the way.
You gotta get in the way.
You gotta get in the way.
At least.
Oh, cute.
You charged our base.
YBG's right.
No, fuck no.
They don't got no...
Yeah, you know, they don't need a costume.
We'll put a robe on you.
We'll put a robe on you.
robot you that's your
Let me I like driving your cars
Fuck
Okay wait, I heard you call Yuki, right?
I need her, I need Anastasia, you're good, you're good, yeah, you're good, yeah, you're
good.
Oh, that was easy.
Yeah, I don't approve, they can't come.
No, no, no, no, yeah, he don't like working, right, you don't like working.
What do you mean?
You saw another dude do a job, right?
Yes, I did, but I'm going to work again on Sunday.
Actually, I don't think you're buying me this shit, Jane.
I've been on a diet. Wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck do you think of your screeching?
I'm talking to you, by the way.
See, yeah, you, I know you want to do it.
Oh, shit.
I have a blind date today for Bonnie.
Oh, shit. I don't know.
Hold on.
Hold on. Look, he's diving in between DCs right now.
Yeah, like...
She's down. She's down.
But now I'm gonna make it up all my socks and get upset as if I'm brilliant.
You might as well.
No, no, no.
You don't need to do that.
No, no, no, no.
He doesn't need to.
I want to be a baller.
No, no, no.
I want to be a baller.
No, no, no.
So I just heard you say you were down for hers.
So why she laughing?
Bart, what's funny?
Excuse me?
I don't know.
I heard you down for hers.
I bet it, I bet it.
No, no, no, no.
I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet.
No, I heard.
I bet, I bet, I bet.
Oh, look.
Yo.
Yeah.
Welcome.
I can't hear you.
Yeah, you're right here.
Oh, sorry.
No, I'm not telling you to hit the phone no more.
You keep that up, sir.
I'll slap you or I'll damn you.
No, no, no.
Hang up the fucking phone.
Too much shit going on.
Hi, guys.
I'm back.
How's it going?
Hey.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Hey, come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
We should have a second floor if we're going to repeat.
Yeah, something's here.
Like a, a shower.
Okay.
Second floor.
Oh my God, let's show her.
All right.
What's your main lead?
The bottom five.
The bottom five, or seven, I'm a hybrid, I'm the nearest to the song.
The bottom seven.
Yeah, I know, I know. I know it looks crazy, but it's gonna be fun today.
Today's gonna be a fun day. Fun time.
You know what I mean? I'm gonna get plus one of my shirt.
You don't know what's happening today?
Well, like, why do you have a guitar?
Because we made up, we made a band we wanna show you.
Okay.
Y'all got your WBG!
Uh, WBG?
You need a seat or anything?
A seat?
Yeah.
A shirt?
Yeah.
What's that fucking retard?
What's up with this?
Uh, fucking like, 600 bucks dude?
Oh, okay.
This is broken.
I almost fell.
Oh my god, bro, I don't even use that.
Here, here, here, here, take this.
Now take this, take this.
Where's WBG?
Come on guys.
This is the ballast eight.
Wait man.
Ballast nine.
Oh it's nine?
One, two, three, four.
Wait what?
Where's Raph?
Alright ballast nine.
Alright.
We got laser now.
Damn.
Alright laser.
You know what?
Laser you know what?
Where's the code?
Where's the name?
Yeah you know what?
His name opens.
Okay wait you need to pull out the lyrics.
I got to put the lyrics bro.
I don't need the words.
You know what?
You know what?
I got to put the lyrics.
I got to put the lyrics.
I got to put the lyrics.
I got to put the lyrics.
I don't need a wife.
Alright, bye, bye, bye.
I actually tried, but I'm not actually.
You're fit in big shoes right now.
Come on.
Oh, Toss, come here.
Toss me, Toss me.
Oh, no.
I wasn't here for...
You're not here for...
You're not here for...
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Just stay in there.
Literally, listen, listen.
No man is bigger than the crew.
Alright, come on.
Alright, ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Okay.
Wait.
Oh.
Yeah.
You don't know where I know,
even you don't be.
You don't know where I know,
even you don't be.
It's the sweetest thing.
And it don't change.
And it don't change.
Don't change my head in my way, head in my way
We know that you are
You look off me that I need in the morning
You're the sunshine in the rain when it's pouring
Won't you give yourself to me, give it all
No!
Hey! Hey!
Elephant from Stiggan! At the Lord Top!
At the Great Top!
At the Lord Top!
I don't know what I'm doing, bro.
I don't know what I'm doing, bro.
I'm scared as hell.
It just happens on a real night.
I just catch the vibe, bro.
So, yeah, what do you think?
Not as bad as I thought it would be.
Woo!
I didn't want to jinx this, but we're getting better.
better. No, honestly, we're eating each other up. We should be eating each other. We should be eating together.
Honestly, listen, listen, listen. What if instead of putting ourselves down, we let each of us shine? How about one person says forward,
man, you get your solo. Next person says forward. Ah, here we go. Here we go. Come on, guys, come on.
I'm like the one brother that he's-
No no no no no no no.
He should have known it.
Get in the water.
Fuck him with his-
I'm on my way.
I got you up.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
And you hold me.
Ooh.
Kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing.
Oh. Oh my God.
And it won't change if I hide in my ways.
I'll...
Come on, come on!
You're on the side, you're on the side!
Come on, come on!
I'm gonna beat that thing-
That is a..
That is a...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What?
Yo!
You guys face that ass up, man.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Sorry, tip about that, I'll be...
Yeah, I'm not.
It ain't not.
It's a puzzle, you boys.
Today, we have a lot of fun playing.
Nah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
A lot of fun playing.
No, no, wait, Jason you said I could be in a kid. I'm not playing anymore. I'll stay home then you be
Hey, he already in Georgia big
I watched the movies like in high school, but like I'm down to dress up
Okay, yeah, cut play. I'm out of either man. The Lord Lord in
Are you calling it like like all your boss? I don't want to take you away from
Was that me
Maybe you know the baby
Yeah, you can spit that, you can spit that.
I'm not like me, I'm just trying to tell ya.
Why?
I get, oh.
You get a sip?
No.
I haven't had any thirsty, any drinks I'm thirsty.
Let me guess.
Well, that's going to cause y'all to, um, what's your comment?
Yeah, the doctors in the chat are telling me about how many fucking rebels I should have
against.
No, no, no, but dead ass, that's a blots.
Yeah.
You just killed one.
If you can take this shit out of my hand, I'll get you.
Let's fight it off.
Oh
I am Santi
Like you and Santi cool or like
Break ice but we're good
So the plan is talk to us through the plan. All right, we go to party city
get
costumes
Stormtrooper
No, if I get the Anakin robes, I'll actually be very pleased. Okay, and then boom we go to this Burger King walk in there
You know what we're here for
You don't have any more meals
And then he's like, and then he's like, we had one in the back.
Why?
I hate you, I hate you.
I hate you too.
I hate you too.
I hate you too.
I hate you too.
I hate you too.
And then we go out, we sing in our doo-wop group until we get $100.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
You don't see her now?
No, but like I can tap dance.
You can tap dance?
I got tap dance.
You don't have any dancers in the group.
I don't know how to dance.
I'm not a tap dancer.
I can try.
I can try.
I can try.
Our band is we're all imperfect, but that's what makes each other perfect. Yeah, it's like it's like a puzzle piece a bunch of missing puzzle pieces
We're all puzzle pieces if we miss one piece and guess what it will never be solved I said I
Said that
You better do it better than me
We're in the party city like right now. I'm not gonna be a stall for like
She was rich two years ago you
So like
I got a better shit. I got the blue. I got the blue diamonds. You got that basic
On a real note from the fucking swag stealing himself, I put you on it into any one
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, laser.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're just a wanker.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
I'm not you.
Hang on.
It's the most that you threw on.
Oh, it's the most that you threw on.
And I was on your side and she just started laughing.
How are you guys talking?
Fuck you guys.
This is a shit.
All right, bro.
Should we face on?
So I need to get out of here?
Yeah, I'm around.
My diamonds racist.
I'm kidding.
Oh, yeah.
I just made a shot.
Yeah.
Was that mean?
Diamonds racist.
Let's go check on Saunty.
Oh, sorry.
You can't.
No, you're not scared.
Yeah, no, you're not scared as a shit being.
I don't know, no.
Oh.
You're not scared.
Oh, yeah.
Look, it's naked.
Even better.
Who's naked, okay.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll go make sure he's naked, so make sure.
It's only the guys.
Only the boys.
How are you still naked?
Only the boys, y'all.
Sorry, I'm a good boy.
I'm naked.
I'm naked, bitch.
You're not naked.
You're not naked enough, boy.
You're not naked enough, boy.
I'm naked.
It's one of the guys.
It's one of the guys.
It's not that I've never seen you get ready this quick.
No, we're not even sitting out there by ourselves, bro.
I've never seen you get ready this quick.
That's what's the rest of all that.
Yeah.
It's a fucking pig.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, bruh.
His name is closed.
I don't want to say it like a bad bitch, bro.
Just put your fucking pants on and let's go.
You starting my shirt?
Yes.
You're not in my fucking car.
I don't care if it's not magic.
Wait, wait.
We could do a judge shot.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get it.
Why do you have a pizza box in your bed?
Ew.
That's crazy.
And why do you have plushies behind the bed frame?
That's just for me.
You sure it's not so when you like be banging on the shit?
The shit don't make the urrrrrrrrr sound?
Why is there a jar of bass and leaning right next to it?
Does everyone just have the same questions?
Damn!
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Why is there a distilled white vinegar right here?
Excuse me?
I got a ton of my pizza.
White vinegar toast?
We'll be right back.
Nah, but today's about to be a movie.
On a real note, on a real note.
On a real note, this thing about to be a movie.
Ain't no brotherhood right now, it's like right now.
Bro, you have to watch it.
Oh my god. Freak.
Bro, me and Jada, we're all fucking, fucking.
We were so high watching that movie. It was terrifying.
You're gonna kill yourself if you watch that shit.
I haven't seen it yet, so we might as well just go see it together.
Yeah, hell yeah.
What's it about though?
It's about to listen.
It's about a guy who makes a wish right and it's that a girl loves him more than anything else
But like that's it, but you got to understand eat and we all have thought of shit like that
We all have been like Loki. I wish she loved me, but then but they don't know
What if you make that wish and then it's like does she love you because of the wish and does she actually like you?
Or is the wish just doing it and
And bro with some fucked up like tormented shit like smile too if you seen it
You don't see smile either. It's just so the consequences of that wish, bro
Okay, and the leading actress is amazing every actor and that is amazing. Yeah, that's true
And the main nigga the main nigga looks like Charlie Kirk. I was in the movie theater high-five said
Come come come where you got some teeth
Yeah, I'm not alive, but this is
ever since everything that happened ever since my dog died, she's up there
I recently actually did a wheelchair before she died right there
I hear she was here in a little dog wheelchair
ever since that I just kind of been depressed
yeah he had someone to help
Well, he was saying you're chocked, so she would say you're not.
So you live streamed and you let the whole entire world see you?
I could quit streaming and my life's been down to hell ever since then.
Ever since you've done?
Ever since.
Yeah, she got around.
I think it was right after Big Bear.
Big Bear.
Oh my god, Big Bear was your 9-11, that's what you said?
Yeah, it was her civil, Jesus.
Oh, fine too.
Big Bear was a free chill for me.
Yeah, Ashley's pretty good vibes.
We gotta get a car right open, Big Bear.
We gotta get a quick two. Remember? Remember?
Oh! Don't choke me!
You still want me to not choke you?
No, don't choke me.
No, don't, don't.
No, don't.
I need the dick in the morning, too.
Sorry.
Well, yeah
We have to do the picking up laundry segment later. I'm doing every segment
There's no party city what is one there's a party supply
We have to call I'll call right now. I'll shoot wait. Yeah
But it's a party city around the same distance
Okay
City might have a mincer. Okay, John. Let me call her quick. Oh shit. Yeah. Are you gonna load too close to the big?
Are your lips dry
Yeah
No, yeah, yeah, don't use the backslap.
No, I'm okay.
Yeah, yeah, you wanna hit that tight coat bottle?
Yeah, I've been there for a few months.
You wanna hit that? You sure you don't wanna hit that?
Why doesn't Starbucks come out?
My God!
It's dog down here.
It could ruin that.
Honestly, if I could say it ruined it.
It's gonna take two tight coats.
Oh my God.
Three, there's gonna be a tight clue.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, he's addicted to it.
You're not even like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold this for real.
He's addicted to it.
What do you mean, all this for me? For what?
Can you take it back please?
Better. God, fuck it out. So how's the matter daddy been?
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh you don't know the answer?
What is what mean?
What?
Which part are you confused about?
What does that mean?
Nothing much.
You said what's up? What's up? What?
You want to look at him and say what's
What the fuck
She just turned this shit up
No, wait the joke was the joke was you're supposed to be like what's the matter daddy?
He's like what's up none month was on the two so the joke
It would be like a daddy thing. It's kind of weird. Honestly, you think about it.
I could have told her to call you daddy. It's like weird.
I wasn't doing that though. It was just like a joke. You know, I did it with my middle school friends when I was growing up.
You know what I mean? It reminds me of a up daddy.
What's a up daddy?
That was good one.
Oh, what's up daddy?
What's a good one?
What's up daddy? What's an up daddy?
That was so too.
What's a daddy coming in?
I mean, bro, let me get a side of a daddy coming in daddy. What's a daddy coming in?
Now we should close the door this is a hyperbolic time chamber on the real man. I mean, I got a feeling like like
Where's everybody at? Okay? Yeah, this is a hyperbolic time. We got a stop for like 30 more minutes
I'm just sitting here
Yeah, no, we like you just left like he has this thing where he just leaves it on my stream to stream on my stream and like
Yeah, no, this is the stall house. So we got stalled for 30 more
If you're like a hit that I'm hit okay, go ahead. No, no, I'm a dip bro if I start I'm not gonna finish on a real note
Like I'm addicted to there's a lot
Okay
Everybody's going to see it made my skin crawl to watch so I had to look away not because it was scary because it was disturbing
Who are you going with
We were gonna go see obsession tonight
I mean
You can try but like there was like barely any good
I don't want to be looking like this though. Okay. What if Jason were to get us all tickets for a later time
My time is at 10.50. If you can try to...
We'll get like 11 so we can all go?
Uh, yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sounds like a night. I love obsession. I'm so down.
I also just do it in like a different way. Like I probably...
What's a night's the night?
Yeah, but then if you watch the movie one time, you gotta watch the game and you just watch it.
No, no, no. I have to watch it. No, I love doing that because on the second watch, the first watch...
The first watch? Yes, the first watch is for like just, like, shock.
Shock second watch is like oh, that's a detail. I didn't notice
Yeah, all right, yeah, I'm gonna make a couple calls
So
Favorite gross you always play the game that one game you play it where you ask the question
And then the person who answers the question has to ask someone else question. Yeah, you can do ask back
So it's a lot. All right, so Jason. What's favorite color blue blue?
All right, now you asked something something what's your favorite color? No, no, I can't repeat the same question
What what's your favorite clothes brand?
Alexander McQueen
Yes
Okay, no, I know you that's how you know you I you larp it's called McQueen as my call Alexander
I mean, this is the queen.
This is the queen.
Anyways, yeah, go.
No, yeah, it's you, it's your turn.
All right, um...
This happened to me, you could be a aspect,
or something, or John.
Like, what would you say is the most traumatizing event
in your life that's used you for your reward today?
Wow. Oh, wow.
I'd probably say the death of my inner child.
Oh.
I mean, that, yeah.
I was born in the woods, so...
I'm sorry for that.
All right, okay.
Now who's gonna go back to the way up?
How far did he go man?
I was making the call.
He was making the call.
He was making the call.
He was making the call.
So they allow us to film in the store.
It's the one that Adapt went to.
Ooh, let me drop a deuce real quick on a real note.
Ooh, you gotta go, you gotta go.
Okay.
And, okay, so that's the deal.
Not a little trade, but.
But, or.
This is where I, that's what I was up to for so long.
If they're like, can we at least get like a mention
of the store?
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, I mean, 100%
but apparently they, you know.
What, the sock situation?
Yeah.
And yeah, so clearly we've got to mention the store and I just got to get in there and a little shout out to end and end it
Yeah, that's that's that's literally so I'm gonna get back on the call. I'll make sure
You could have just confirmed
You say how to tell
What the fuck was that?
Why?
Why did he invite me here to trap me inside that room with tons of you?
No, because y'all need to make them...
Oh my god.
Hang on, man!
What do you mean, guitar?
Huh?
We made a man's look.
We're talking.
Y'all good.
Y'all good.
All right, bruv.
Let's hold them around.
Yo, you were there when I...
Don't fuck me!
Yo you were there when I was...
Don't fuck me!
Yeah that's tough, that's tough.
Yeah when I have platinum hair.
We like, okay yeah.
I have a plot here now.
Yeah I know, we really switched.
You have black.
And I was like, change my name to my dog.
What?
Yo shut up about your dog bro.
No one gives a fuck bro.
How about that?
Sorry, that was actually really mean. I'm sorry.
Uh, I'll get you a new dog.
No, I don't want to. It's not how it works.
I'll get you, um, a crisp high-five.
The fuck is a crisp high-five?
FUCK YOUR HIGH-FIVE!
FUCK YOUR DOG!
I mean, the dog's right, that's- oh, wait, that's actually a cheeky right there?
No, that's a random dog in a wheelchair I put on my wall.
Wait, that's-
NO, THAT'S MY DOG! THAT'S MY DEAD DOG!
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable.
Not because I'm talking to myself.
Yeah, because when we're uncomfortable, we just laugh because I had to just, like...
Yeah, it's a Vietnamese thing.
Yeah, yeah.
We're both Vietnamese.
Bro, we left this here, bro.
That's fucking disgusting.
Okay, this one actually wasn't me.
Okay, who was that?
Uh, that...
Sometimes people come to my room, like y'all, and then they just leave shit here.
Like, look.
I mean, I'm dead if I can bring the guitar.
Who left that?
Oh, not him.
Wait, what's the matter, Daddy?
I want you to remember that okay
Let's get out of here boys and girls work clear get the fuck out of here boys
Can't bring a guitar
Somebody carry
can do it on. So Sanchez was driving on my birthday and he's backing up and you
know how here in Hollywood like right before on um you know remember the
freeway where you'd exit to get to Broadmont? Can we do like the
stand-out sign and stalling statement for a little bit? You know how there's
orange dividers? He hit one of those orange dividers. Wait like the little ones
Those are the actual hard ones.
No, it was like the middle ones.
Don't worry.
We can make this work.
I thought you were talking about the hard ones.
You can take those into the room.
Those are for OCS.
Everybody grab a water if you don't need a water.
I do need a water, Daddy.
Wait, you want to take this in your room?
There's a water there, right?
I do have water, but I'll take it out for you.
Wait, it gets hard to figure, right?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
You want to try?
Sorry, we're doing...
We're doing...
Oh, perfect, boys!
We all gotta have to get four in the back boys.
Yeah!
We had more before.
How many people were there?
How many people were there?
The pilots nine plus Tiff and Obi.
Wait, there's something coming.
And John.
Wait hold on, let me try the stream room bro.
No.
Let's find out where you're sitting Tiff.
Oh, Tiff you can get one in the middle.
I call Saga.
I'm literally going.
Not so good like the passenger saw good.
Hi there.
Hi.
I'm at the north wall.
You don't have that much more.
Yes I do.
Just look at me.
You're a bird.
Are you Mentos?
Huh?
No, I don't believe that.
Oh, no.
He was, uh, yeah.
He's my dog.
He's an employee.
You're an employee?
Uh-uh.
That's okay.
No, I'm not really unemployed.
Not really.
No, he is unemployed.
He is.
Yeah.
That's okay.
No, no.
Did you quit your job or did you get fart?
No, no.
Like, bro, I'm the type of nigga.
If somebody needs me, I'm a beater, so.
Like, aren't you hit me up?
Huh?
So, does that mean you're unemployed?
No, no, no, he's working to build something great to build something better. So yeah
I'm making my way up there. So like what made you guys want to like dress up the Star Wars
Because I was just freaking awesome. Yeah, I thought you were a big fan
I was I was I was like, yo caught caught it. She's a big fan of Star Wars
I mean like I started school. I'm not like pretty fucking epic. Yeah, I love Pokemon
Okay, they got confused
You still been boxing? Yeah
Yeah, who do you fight on?
Fighting? Yeah
No, I just do it to like be skinny.
Oh, I gotta fight coming up.
Oh, I heard.
You're the coffee that I need even in the morning.
This is like June 6th, right?
June 6th, yeah.
Where are you fighting?
Uh, it's just right over here.
Okay.
I called, I called a passenger shop.
Oh, man, that'll be nice, bro.
Thank you.
Are you confident?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
I support today.
Really?
Can I see you on the flip?
Mmm.
Me and him actually sparred against each other.
I got some good footage.
I hit that nigger with a superman.
Hey, we can speak for a second.
I only have a picture though, I have to get in the back I have to get in the back
Why just Pete bro why are the what are the blood? Wait what the fuck?
No, Sati right there yeah or tipped if you could scoot and y'all could share the seat would be
No? Okay, it's cool.
I was just making shots.
Wait, how do we do this? How do we do this?
So, I think what Sondie would go over here.
What?
Yeah, Sondie would go over here.
So, Sondie, what do you do?
Like, it's 100% legal?
Like I said, um...
FUCK!
My bad, oh, my bad, my bad, yeah.
FUCK!
That ghost, bro!
That's the poison gas that was actually just kind of feeling down a little bit.
Wait, does it still smell like poop spray back there?
By the way...
I'm not a lie, yeah. I can't believe they sprayed your mom's car with fucking poop.
There's a camera battery right here.
There's a camera battery right here.
The camera guy in the car.
The camera guy in the car.
The under head.
The camera guy in the car.
The camera guy in the car.
The camera guy in the car.
Everybody know?
I was a ring girl.
What do you wear as a ring girl?
Me, usually for me, I really...
For me, not much.
For me.
And he said he don't want this shit to be assed, so I don't want you to jump around in my shit.
I want like a semi-serious.
Loki used to tell Mith make those like weird things.
Like that one thing with the bullsion.
Are we streamers or are we boxers, dunderhead?
Oh, I'm old, bro.
Okay, but the main target of the stream is the fight.
So, what if you do that Michael Jackson, you steal the show.
No, ladies, don't fight.
Why would I steal the show?
That's true, what if you just tell him don't steal the show and then he does it.
Like I don't know he's already decided on men. So who do you like more you hear me?
Obviously you give
But that's not a me in my face isn't aside the ref position
I'm not okay. No
Do you have a crush on something or no?
Where is
You know how he'd be getting away. It's kind of ready though. Yeah, especially in this especially in this circumstances
I
Everybody ready?
Everybody ready?
Road trip!
I'm not a cop, buddy.
I don't keep the channel in here.
You left laser?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what the hell is this?
I'm marking this vehicle as fire.
I love these like this, bro.
This vehicle is pretty fucking fire.
No bro, it's something easy.
Take a flat truck.
Yeah, no, this is something...
Anything, you got a white seat or a face seat?
Yes, bro.
Yeah, it's not mine obviously, but it's my mom's.
How many air cars?
My car, somebody crashed the rear...
these few mirrors, the side mirrors.
So I had to get it
If they said no, she pussy
No, what's it called? It's cuz uh, she's seen that you spar
But like
Why is everyone scared to play chess?
I don't know, I don't know.
Whoa, you hear that?
Nah, we gonna fight when I see you.
We like to have fun around here.
Yeah, we do.
What, something, why don't you sit right here in the middle?
I have a red ball in my ass.
Paige agreed to P-Stars.
So...
It's okay.
I asked P-Stars a tip.
She said, yo, P-Stars.
P-Stars down.
You know, Paige, you know, she's a fighter, so I gotta let her decide who she wants to pick.
But she ducked you. She ducked you.
She ducked.
You know, she ducked. Who's the first duck?
Ellie.
Ellie.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Wow, yeah.
I'm gonna lie. Ellie has to be a duck and fight, bro.
Oh, fuck Ellie, though.
She ducking crazy.
She vlogged me on everything.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, she's lovely.
She's lovely, too.
I'm not a black girl, that's your girl.
What?
Life is too short to black people mind.
I saw him say it, it's like ground.
You need that door open.
We might as well leave that door open.
Like, one time, love's an open door, or that one.
Wow.
You had a chuckle up there, big nigga?
Bro, that's niche.
She never said guy needs men are the best, by the way.
Oh, God, she said that shit.
She never said
Who said that
Wait, wait, who's gonna be who I want to be I want to be the Mandalorian
I'm either
I
My god, you should be the nigga. That's like it's a track that nigga
Big be the eyeballs cat nigga
Stupid bitch gotta be anarchy you chop nigga anarchy cute
Ah, Princess Leia.
Princess Leia, is there another girl character in the manor?
Laurie and Chad?
Ray.
A Sobia.
Oh yeah, Ray!
Oh, Ray!
You know Ray or not?
Yeah, bro, Leia got more order than Ray.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ray's from the rain.
Ray, Ray, Ray.
You could be Adam Merrill Akabar.
No, she kissed her brother.
But that's the sometimes they got to glee, though.
You could be Adam Merrill Akabar.
Oh, Ray?
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Padme, Padme.
Padme!
Anakin, I love you!
Oh, you know, Liar!
That was a good reference, yeah.
Wait, didn't Padme fuck her brother too?
No, no, no, Padme, Padme was fucking on that little ass kid and a kid, so.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She was the only shit who was on that little ass kid, but that's all good.
She's mad.
What?
Oh, that's not me.
Yeah, that ain't the same to say.
Little man, little man, little man.
The nigga on my level is like, Jar Jar?
Like, no.
What did you do?
Who's that guy?
What did you say you did?
Yo, Sanzi!
I didn't say my... I didn't say my...
I didn't say my... I didn't say my...
I didn't say my... I didn't say my...
What I'm more excited for? Dressing up or eating?
Oh yeah, did you hear about the Burger King?
No, what's in the Burger King?
I have no idea.
Oh my god, none of us knows.
Don't be surprised.
So we're gonna walk in and then we're gonna like...
We're gonna hit the force on them and they're gonna be like,
Don't joke me!
Oh my god, oh my god, the clip!
Like
I
Not going tomorrow if we go to if we all go to move them on we're not going
Because I'm gonna be honest. We want to we want to have a little like friendship
I was trying to go in my angle and turn it up another notch.
Turn it up another notch.
Classic, classic, classic.
That was the class.
Talkin' about that with him.
They were gonna look back on that with greatness, bro.
Someday.
Someday in the hall of the rear, someday.
See, that wasn't even bothers.
That was bullshit.
We tried to make it bothers though.
No, no, it was good. It was good. It was fine, bro.
You know, not even driving the car.
Yeah, it was hard.
Oh, that guy apparently got arrested.
That's what I literally told you the day of the party
I did tell you
How long do you guys need to tell 4?
4 or 5 days?
Yeah
Probably not 1 of the days
Probably can't pick it up
And then we're gonna go see the canyon
You didn't really test the mission
I hope this place got stolen
They have a lot of stuff
Like
One time I was polishing too hard
One time I was abolishing too hard, you could abolish too hard, you could overdose on abolish.
I bought split games costumes. For me, Breeze and Curl, we were going to sneak into the moody costume.
I don't know what I was doing that day, but sometimes you have to have those days.
You can overheat on abolish?
Yeah, you can overheat on overdose on abolish, but I don't overdose because I'm already an addict.
You know what I mean? That's for the newcomers. That's for the newcomers, okay?
You gotta be careful with those, okay? Because you barely started abolishing.
Careful, bro.
Did I?
Damn.
Hm?
Yeah.
Maybe a chance you draw all the way over here.
Really?
You see us?
Yeah.
Hell yeah, bro.
Aw.
Don't hold that nigga.
Yeah.
That didn't hurt.
Except don't hold that nigga.
I know why he over here, bro.
I know why.
Stop missing him.
That's why.
Keep on playing along.
That's because I miss y'all.
Aw.
Don't stand there.
Yeah.
Gullible on the fucking ceiling.
Stupid niggas in the back.
Dumb and niggas in the back.
I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
It's because I miss bro.
What?
I can't miss y'all.
Yo, I'm asking him not you
Why he's the reason why Jake's here is it what I think it is
What
I am a truth new guy growing up a truth
I used to be a fencer, and now I'm the top Mr. Big Kevin, and I'm the truth-nuker, but I'm not gonna try to drop a truth-nuker in there.
The vibes will get destroyed in the horror, you know what I mean?
No, no, I think the vibes are pretty high right now, just a little bit, you know, there's a lot of noise.
You mean a lot of noise?
Man, that was a lot of noise.
What the fuck?
I
We have a punishment for yawning have to go on a date with something
Stop trying to rage bait here man.
Let's take a break.
Wait no, I'm not. I'm actually not rage baiting.
What do you feel like?
I'm like just hungover.
Oh, so angry.
I'm so angry.
Fucked up.
Wait, what party?
There was like a prom theme party.
Prom!
You was there too?
Prom?
Yeah, I was there.
I was in the back.
Yeah, Jada was there.
Oh yeah, I know what you guys are.
Jada got torched.
No, no, Jada, yeah.
Jada was there.
Yeah, I was playing shooting at that proper.
I like to have fun around here.
But yeah, uh, we miss.
How do you feel mentally?
I've actually been pretty good because I started to eat inside the presents.
Oh, that's a good thing.
Oh, my life on Prozac.
Yeah, I remember my dog that I tried that.
Damn.
Yeah, I've been like crying three times.
You tried to kill yourself too, right?
Three times, what?
I've been like crying three times.
I did try that
Oh man, how long ago?
How does it work?
What does it do?
Almost like two months
I don't know
Maybe like 100
Cause I have like really bad anxiety
Cause I'm lowkey like
My gosh, which I think is easy
Anxiety
Oh fuck no
Fuck no
Fuck
My psychiatrist felt like
Why do I feel this way?
And she was like
You have this, this, this
Oh my goodness
I was like
Oh okay, it's actually
Why? It's chill now
Wow, so he gave you anxiety?
What a conniving shitty dictator!
Wait, wait, Triv, no troll. Triv, no troll, have you tried exposure therapy?
What does that mean?
Are you serious?
No, you're making a joke out of this shit.
No, no, no.
Brother, no, no, no, no, be serious. I've tried exposure therapy. I'm not trying to be serious.
What gives you anxiety?
I know, sometimes it just happens.
Well, yeah, sometimes people get anxiety in normal social situations when they shouldn't because of their brain chemistry.
No, because I like the truth.
I would wake up at like, I was waking up at like 7 in the morning, like no alarm, like barely any sleep,
and then like my chest would feel really heavy and everything, and nothing was happening, and I would still be shaking.
And my therapist was like, it's because in your relationship you were always in fight or flight,
so now that like nothing's happening, your body's like, what's going on?
But like it's chill out guys I want Zoloft. Take Zoloft if you have anxiety.
Are you okay?
That might be like, because I feel like exposure therapy is good.
I'm dead ass.
What is he talking about? Explosure therapy?
I'm being serious. Niggas think I'm trollin. I ain't even think I'm throwing out these chairs. I'm being serious.
I'm being serious.
Explain exposure therapy.
If you put your, if you slowly but surely expose yourself to the things that cause you anxiety, so then the anxiety.
What does that have to do with her situation?
No, that's what I'm saying, maybe she...
Oh!
Betting me, y'all are right, betting me.
No, bro, maybe she exposes her, maybe she wakes up every day.
Ah!
I didn't just crack my shit.
Sorry guys, I was uncomfortable.
It's okay, Bubba.
Yeah, I try to answer the questions, they just made me numb and out of the like.
Yeah, but I like that though.
No, I think it's because like, yeah,
like when I get sadder or things though,
I'm sad for like five minutes, that's fine.
Yeah, but then when you're happy you're not as happy.
No, I feel pretty happy.
I'm not like that.
Oh shit.
What kind of...
So you could be like a normal doctor to get those?
You could be like a psychiatrist.
What do you mean, fuck it?
Get your preso down.
I'm on the line.
Yeah, I'm on the line.
How do I get...
What do I tell the doctor to get burns?
Oh, the real though, though.
Yeah.
Okay, wish you a day.
Hey, that's good to know.
Oh, that's good to know.
But happy life?
Well, yeah, I'm not Mandalorian though, that's good.
Oh, I remember watching that movie.
I do see a Mandalorian on the show.
Yeah.
You haven't?
You said you were the biggest star with it.
I didn't see it.
Stop putting that in my mouth.
How many earrings do you have?
I have like 11.
11?
Yeah.
Friends, don't lie.
How do you have so many earrings?
Sometimes like when I'm like going through something and I want to feel pain, I like stab myself.
Oh my god.
But the thing is, whenever I want to feel that, I just eat a person.
What?
Hey, hey.
Is that like a pee?
We're going to go hunting tonight.
We're going to go hunting tonight.
Actually?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fine.
I've been waiting.
Oh, not a lot.
I've been drinking coffee.
I haven't had anything.
Dude, I know.
I can't quench my hunger.
I'm bloodlustin' too.
What do you guys fight me right now?
I might eat you.
I might eat you.
Get us.
I might eat you.
You know, that's what I said, tonight's the night.
Tonight's the night we hunt.
So, every earring is a problem?
Woo!
Earring is either like a problem. We're like
You got Vivian Westwood earrings I used to I just got my second one
Yeah, wait, is that a cartilage hurt?
No, yeah, I want to I want to low-key get one later
I'm just very scared though her
Are you crazy?
You're your child why would you you're a dork like fuck you nigga
Why are you queer entertainer Jake talk to her? Why are you reading fake?
I don't even see that in my chat you really yours
One versus Chad.
Chad, I'm gonna be a westerner.
Yeah.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up, bro.
Bro, I don't think they got Jar Jar B costumes.
Bro, toast already?
Where in the hell?
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Somebody in the chat just said, well, I toast the most handsome in the car.
Yo.
Oh, my shit.
I'm fine, Chad, but don't make this big, Chad's hand.
I am an handsome lad.
You be lying, nigga.
Shut up, shut up.
This is a really early stream.
Bro, you dead ass cannot speak with that fucking dick nose on your face.
Wow.
You say you got a cock nose.
Long ass face hat, nigga.
Shut up.
No one gets my shit everybody in the back car 30 seconds when I get out
Anyone
I'm not a lot. I would I would hey I would duck if I was le too
I
Didn't say let's see if I can park here. I just oh no, I just said it
I think I got a hentai
I got the hentai virus on my PC
Bro
So basically
Oh
Change your battery
Oh, I do remember oh shit I remember that revolution on the chair. He was like
Wait, I was behind you no no no no no no she was on the chair. He was like
Oh my god
Yeah, huh
No, so so you got to get the parking. Yeah, no no lie. Yeah, I can't I can't just say
I mean you can just like
You just use the problem squad don't get on your knees
You know, I mean like chill cuz it's like it's not that bad
Yeah, and like I'm not gonna tell you what you can and cannot do
Also, you know, maybe one day, you know, man
Okay, okay, does it come with a kiss?
I'm trying to bargain it'll see that we're getting any bargaining here. I feel like a kiss would or maybe like
It's all about a swivel it's changed. Yes, that's what we learned a full metal obvious brotherhood tip
So, okay, how about we get the costumes and maybe we feel different with the coffee? Oh my god
Yeah, we can do like Han Solo and Leia
There's still a lot of time for me her to become friends again
Oh, yeah, I mean oh shit
It makes you like the door
Now you're on the room now. Oh my god, I'm not just gonna be all walking fucking
Fucking
Are you dead ass is not good for that?
No, I gotta I gotta lab in my pocket. I got I got the other one and other one
Just going through life smoking, bro, I genuinely go just going through life and the sentence there
No, no, no, no, no
like sook it out
i'm here i'm here very good
i'm like shit
i'm in there and i try to like
and every once in a while my heart's gonna explode
and if i'm the fucking
let's leave my heart but it's gonna run
where the fuck are we at
no i can't see it
that's the actual gondop
you spit the ball again
you got a finger in you bro
you got a finger
i'll play it right here
I'm gonna get an haircut outside.
Bro, sometimes you gotta cry out here.
Shut up.
Have your hair cut.
Let's go.
Kid, if he's something to hit, why don't you like to chill out?
I think he'd drink water, I think so.
So how do you know?
Nah, bro, I don't know.
You tell him.
He'd get honey.
In the back here.
It's very funny.
It's gonna be crazy.
Crazy as shit.
Bro, smell it.
Shit.
Bro, this is down side of the lane.
We're not down side of the lane.
Oh my god.
India!
This one? Oh yeah, it is this one. Oh my god. Hold on. I need that medican. I need that medican right there. That one right there.
Wait, wait, wait. WAIT!
So come on, boys. I'm gonna get it kicked out.
Let's get back.
There's too much Star Wars here. We're gonna find Star Wars, not Farmers.
They got transformers
Where's you
Sores and guns, you're gonna have a light saviour in here.
Oh, wait! YBZ costume. This is perfect right here.
I'm gonna go and purchase this one, just for him.
Okay.
How many kids actually have anything on it?
Oh, we are?
Yeah.
They're saying we passed it. They're saying we passed it.
Wait, are you gonna be good?
Yeah, I'll just make it sure that I move good.
Oh, wow! Look at these double dildos!
Fuck it's me. It's me for Star Wars
Cover the frog and that's our words, bro. Actually, you're like anybody should confuse
Yeah
How dare I still wet
Look up
Oh
Big bro
That's the black fader that's for
Where that shit black fader
They don't wear this, baby.
Oh.
No, I didn't.
Let's just say 450, man.
450?
Fuck all that.
And dog, maybe dog?
Nah, hell no.
Hell no.
There's no way, man.
We gotta get, like, yeah, let's go with the white spawn super.
I don't know.
Black and white 450?
Where?
Where did it come from?
I don't even like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Wait, bro.
Are you not the right second?
Yeah, I know right here.
Oh my God.
Let me get a work to handle.
Hold on.
Nice.
Bro, they fucked up.
Put it in the mirror right here.
mirror right here no they actually put the mirror right here they put a mirror
right here bro I never see two pretty much
now why she's playing with me
I should step back I should step back alright good talk to her though I don't hold it down don't don't hold it down though I know it's
What about what we had?
What about what we had?
What about what we had?
You didn't like white girls?
I don't.
That's all you bear.
Alright, how much is this manicure?
No, no, no.
So who do you better be?
Uh, Princess Leia, I guess.
They have one?
Oh, they have a Princess Leia?
Oh my God!
Wait, so are we waiting for someone?
So are we waiting for somebody or something?
I mean, it says the point is long.
Maybe he said he went, oh, all right here.
Look at the button light you're costing.
Let's see.
I should put an R. Yes.
Today we're feeling Star Wars.
Wait, should I get Chewbacca?
Yeah.
Eww, how you doing?
Eww.
Let me keep you doing that.
You hear about the Mandalorian movie coming out?
Do they have an Anaconda?
Wait, is that the Mandalorian movie?
Right here. Oh, yeah
Anakin Skywalker back there
I'm not gonna lie. There's ten of you. I'm not by everybody fucking shit. Yeah, she's only get like some of us
Though I got y'all how much all helmets in there?
You gave me truck
You said Anakin I know I know they the same, but they not the same at the same time
But like what am I gonna wear?
You can take over if you want actually
If that's smart to be Chewbacca
You didn't kill Anakin
Well, I'll be Obi-Wan. Yeah, you should be Obi-Wan
No, I'm not. My figure is like, like, 90 degrees in here.
No, it's hot. It's hot everywhere.
Hey, why is it hot everywhere?
Do we get the complainer today, or...
Um, I just like wearing white, and I don't want to sweat.
That's okay, we're in life. We'll be able to get our guys to wear it.
We'll be able to get our guys to wear it.
Like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Can we get a precious label?
Yes, what size?
What? Oh, small, I think.
I have an extra small.
I can have you take it out and hold it up. We just can't do primes.
but if you want you can definitely pull the clip up.
He's got a lot of saber right there.
So if he knows a lot of the cops.
OK, so how was it?
What's up, ma'am?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How many of us is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight people?
Eight people.
Yeah, and I'm Natalie, so you guys got any time for it?
Thank you so much, Natalie.
Natalie, how are you doing, Natalie?
I'm good, thank you guys.
Nice to meet you down there.
He got you.
Do you need anything?
Like, let me know.
Sounds good.
Oh, Chewbacca, here, Chewbacca.
Somebody could be the purse super food
So Leia's good?
What about?
Was Leia blocked?
Oh, we gotta get lightsaber.
Oh, but I'm the Mandalorian though.
Yeah, we are, man.
Might as well have a gun, right?
Oh, he has a sword, huh?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, the Darksaber.
What lightsaber does Obi-Wan work?
He uses a blue blue.
Green one? Wait, no, blue.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, when it was a Obi-Wan,
Then it was blueberry blue with Anakin
They was green but but it was blue at the end wasn't it like when it was Anakin versus open one
It was their blue blue thousand on this
These are each a hundred dollars we have like eight of them. Yeah, I could just take a helmet call it a day
No, no, we should go the full mile with it
That's what I'm saying
I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna reek when I'm trying.
I think it's gonna reek.
Look at this?
No, I think it's a low-party sheet though.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, wow, we could try it.
Yeah, let's do it.
Wait, what's that?
We'll do all this.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
The force will hit hard.
Yeah, and cheaper.
And cheaper.
Yeah.
And it just hits hard.
It hits hard.
This one says media.
What size is that one?
How much media?
This is media.
I'll be one.
I'll be one.
Oh, I'm gonna...
Oh, sorry.
This is an adult large.
Are you a large?
No, he's a medium.
You think so?
Yeah, large would be better.
Maybe a medium and a large.
Okay.
I'm scared.
I don't know if I should buy the large or the medium.
No, you wouldn't.
Why would you want a child?
The large would be crazy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Does this come with the beard?
The beard or the beard is not in here
Oh
Right behind you
I'm gonna medium. I'll be one. Yeah, perfect. Wait, can we get ringed up right here or we have to go in?
Everybody
Oh no, that was a $450 one of those.
The store trooper is $120.
You don't know what you're doing.
I'm gonna kick you.
I'm gonna kick you.
Oh my god, why'd you do that?
No, I'm a random store trooper.
$9,000.
Oh no, why do you look like that?
Exactly.
What is your toast's build, if I'm not?
We're being honest, bro.
It's just like, you're not even mad.
I am.
Random store trooper.
No, I'm not kidding.
You got a customer?
Yeah, I'm a little you random store trooper at $9,000.
That's fire.
That is fire.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Bro, wait, bro.
You gotta give me a beer at least bro.
Assume you gotta give me a beer.
No, you gotta just rock it.
You can just rock it.
Rock it. You already owe me one bro.
Yeah, you look like Obi-Wan.
You've already got the beard with this hat.
I'm not fair to look like that.
Just wear it upside down.
I would hate actually.
That's no bitch, that's not tough.
I'm not talking to you.
I could never have a lightsaber idiot.
We're so wet right now.
for us to walk in a Burger King, bro.
Dude, this is good.
Thank you, man.
Yeah.
You hear about Mandalorian dropping?
Yeah.
Somebody go to Burger King.
Go to get the Mandalorian meal.
Yeah, it's going to be a movie.
How you doing, man?
How you guys, bro? We're taking it out.
Everything's beautiful. Everything's perfect.
If you have a chance to go go to the view.
Of course! Shout out to Hollywood's Boys and Costumes!
Hollywood's Boys and Costumes, man! Shout out to Hollywood's Boys and Costumes!
Hang up, right here. Right here, too.
Which one, which one?
No one says no refunds.
Wait, is it no refunds?
Everything is final.
Final, final.
Oh, it's not that bad. I know that.
Yeah, I thought it was gonna be like a thousand dollars or something
Yeah
Big brother big brother I think something glitch in the sisters
Black lives matter discount on here
What about the matter daddy this car
Come on, bro, I need it
Hey, can we get the Matter Daddy discount on here?
Sorry for him, he's autistic.
It's called a super power.
Yeah.
My friend has it for a month.
No, it's forever.
Thank you for the discount.
did pay for this I know that yeah sunny bun son that's it son
he made that the drive here yeah that's you know let me run ahead boop done
got it bro yeah yeah yeah hey let's get lit I love Star Wars
You go so is that much though? Yeah. Yeah
Bring me up
We don't need we don't need I feel we don't need the bags right? Well, can we was there like a dressing room anywhere here?
The world is
We could build like a wall.
Oh, or like a fucking circle.
Like a room, y'all.
Yeah, probably a room, yeah, you're right.
Oh, I almost think I'm down for that card.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, I got some.
I don't even want to touch it,
because I feel like it's going to...
I feel like I'm going to lose money if I touch it.
Oh, I don't use.
Yeah, I don't use.
No, I don't use.
What?
Yay, big bro!
Oh, wait.
Oh, I didn't ask for a discount for doing a show.
For what?
I know, man.
I mean, I was asking for discount.
No, wait.
I am not getting for you.
Next time, next time.
You hear anything?
Yeah.
No, no, I'll do the sound.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait one second.
Just be like, you be like, hey, thanks, Hollywood Toys and Costumes.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
Hey, thank you, Hollywood Toys and Costumes.
Hey.
Perfect.
My dog.
Think out, man.
Think as much.
Shut up Hollywood, take the cussing man.
Thank God.
$1000 on you.
Hey Chewbacca.
Thanks sir.
Yeah.
Don't jump on me.
Don't jump on me.
Stupid trooper number, 10,000.
Thank you sir.
Where's this land?
It's not in there.
We got Mandalorian.
That's better
No the mask it calls to me
Let's go
Why you excited
We're huge fans. I'm not excited. I'm not a lot about a freak out. Oh, yeah
But it is me right now what you're seeing this is the mask
In the middle of street
Whoa, what are you guys doing on Brad's turf?
Oh, it's your turf?
Oh, yeah.
I think you can stay, but you're going to have to beat me in a dance bath.
Oh!
Hey, you don't want that.
You want to go?
You don't want it.
That's the point of our best dancer, Tiffanobing.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Let's see if he can get him.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Yeah!
Stop, stop, stop!
This is dangerous!
Hey!
Okay, you guys get out of here, you guys get out of here!
Hey, watch us!
No!
No!
We must get him!
Bro, that's like a push-up fade win, bro!
We did it!
We got to start challenge people to dance battles, bro.
Two wins.
Yeah.
How should we go?
Challenge them to go.
I said let's go.
Anakin, you son of a b***h.
You were the coolest son of Anakin.
Oh I'm not. I'm Anakin in crime.
Niggas, are you doing this?
Liar!
You did this? Aren't you like Anakin?
Because he was very handsome.
And then, Niggas, he was not very handsome.
So then, he was like...
He said he was handsome, but he became a child.
No, no, he was always a child.
And he said I was the only one that...
Oh my god, you didn't pull?
Oh my god, do you know who?
We'll see who puts her foot in his arms though.
You're supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them.
You were supposed to join the Sith, not join them?
Why are y'all saying burnt Anakin?
Burn Anakin.
Paul Anakin.
Yellow Mandalorian.
Motherfucker.
Ugly Mandalore, I mean, I should do that.
I should do that.
More actuality.
Wait, actually?
You were mommy a bigger best girl with your anxiety.
You did?
I see.
Oh.
I don't get it.
There was getting air-tuts on the camera here.
It's like, it's like, you're like, you're like...
Oh!
Okay, now I get it.
Yeah.
He likes sucking girls when he gets anxious.
Okay.
He likes sucking girls.
How are you feeling?
You tired?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I know you're good.
No, I thought it would be funny if I said yes to the hot.
I was actually, he called me.
I was like, wadding.
I was like, oh, yeah.
I was like, oh, yeah.
I was going to take a nap.
What are we going to do today?
It's not good.
It's not good.
Why did you pull me like that?
It's funny.
So you've seen this through?
What?
Are you seeing this through?
Like going through with the dead?
Yeah.
It's gonna be funny.
It's not funny.
No, it's gonna be funny.
When we get there, we're all gonna be in force.
You know what I mean?
I don't know it's just like
We all shared these so where we get dressed right now
We probably get to the burger king let her go in
We could build a wall right now
Or build a circle
Just started changing whatever to la boo boo la boo boo
Yeah, yeah, cuz bro we can't go on a burgundy back. Yeah, I don't want my outfit to be do bulky
I'm happy to go down the underwear
I bring a guitar and some mergers
I'm a fool.
You're good.
What happened?
Oh, wait, can you do what?
Nah, that's nerves.
Can you do what?
Look at Sugar.
If you get a nose job, you should never be doing cocaine
because pick your fucking nose job.
And my nose job's really cute, so I don't think that's it.
I've made sure enough to get a nose job.
Have you done it before?
Nah, but if I get a nose job, you'll have to kill my ass.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Oh, my God.
This is so tough, bro.
They used to also hate your black features
like Vile Jackson.
And then they would be telling me, wait.
So you can...
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
You're so...
You're so...
What am I doing here?
Are you changing or are we changing?
Are we changing or are we changing?
Dude, I'm not gonna mess with each of you, though.
It's bad.
Not gonna mess with each of you.
Somebody over there is getting a free show.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to look?
You can look, but you can't...
I do got my shirt on.
Because I'm not gonna...
Somebody wear a sports under their panties, man.
No, this is...
You want a free...
It's a quill, bro.
My shirt is a one-piece, okay?
What the fuck are you doing?
I hit the fuck out of you, buddy.
I hit you?
Hey, John.
Yo.
What part of me?
You hit me so hard.
I can't hold this.
What?
I'm sorry.
Do you want another favor?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Why is he laughing at?
Why is he laughing?
Fucking crazy, bro.
What?
I'm gonna take a thunder head, thunder head.
Yeah, you do that.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I look insane.
What do you mean I look insane?
This is legendary!
Why do you sell the fuckin' Raboon, man?
Cause it's nice and I like it.
Okay, I'm not gonna have to go in my drawers, y'all.
Go in your drawers, man.
We should all be naked under this so we can just take our clothes off.
I'm literally so scared.
And then we go...
Do we have the burn chain built out?
No, well that's...
I was just thinking.
Yo, you guys, I'm gonna step so my socks don't get dirty.
I don't really know what you look like.
Ah, yeah, this is what I'm talking about.
Holy, Princess Leia, what?
Princess Leia, wait.
Oh, fucking nuts.
Holy shit.
Nah.
Yeah, what do you mean?
She might be pretty strong.
Princess Leia, where's the hoodie?
It looks good.
Oh, you look tough.
I'm not gonna lie.
You look like a dunderhead.
You said what?
You look like a dunderhead.
You weren't supposed to defeat this guy.
You weren't supposed to defeat this guy?
Let's join them!
You're the one to stop, brother.
You're the one to have a seat, bro.
Now you look tough, bro.
You were supposed to destroy the seat.
Not to.
Alright, bro.
Please take out the LaBouf mask.
It's actually for us.
No!
It's actually for us.
The LaBouf mask actually can be mad.
My true face.
Yeah.
And I'm literally just a random stormtrooper.
Oh my god
You were supposed to join this
I mean, you know, if you were walking through a cosplay, yeah, you don't look like this.
Nah, they didn't have the other one.
I mean, you genuinely look like this.
You look like a lady.
It's fire, though.
You were supposed to defeat the Sith, not join them, nigga.
I don't think he said that.
You're not the light Obi-Wan.
You're just like, dude, bitch.
Niggah, I guess you look like Starfitter.
Take off the mask, pussy.
You're a pilot.
Why am I asking if you're from Maine if they have hair?
I hate men.
I deadass hate men and kill them all.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
And I hate periods.
Fuck this.
Yeah.
The period's kind of sorry.
I can't even see.
What the fuck?
Somebody help me with the cell.
How do I just take a word?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Here it is.
I should skip the fuck out of this stream.
Stream?
Bro, if I tell him it is flat as hell.
Bro!
You can use my shoelace.
Oh my god.
Maybe I'll have him wear hugs.
You got me there.
Wait, you can use my shoelaces.
Really?
No.
They stink.
Wait, so how do I tell this John?
Yeah, there's both connected to the thing
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm inside my ass.
I don't appreciate you putting my stuff on the ground.
I put your stuff on the ground?
I did it.
Are you dead ass?
Oh god, I did it.
No, no, no, it's because it dropped.
You just told me.
And you dropped it and it hit your ankle.
Wait, what?
What's wrong?
You know what I mean?
I said, ow!
Oh, that was what that was?
I know, it's a ball of shit in my back.
Uh, man, anybody tidying me up?
Jesus.
I don't know if this is going to fit in my rib.
I don't know if it's gonna fit in my rip.
You gonna need some back, you can see it on that fucking.
Yeah, take off your fucking LaBooBoo ears, bitch.
That doesn't look like me to nice, was it?
Oh, seriously, I'm LaBooBoo good, man.
What do you mean, is my cape?
Yeah, it's like, you're loving to have all the way up.
Holy shit.
I'm not gonna reach my phone, I'm a fucking idiot.
You don't need your phone, you streaming.
How the fuck, how the fuck should we try?
Having a cape feels awesome, I'm like a lot.
Having a hoodie feels awesome, awesome.
Big ass, fuck you.
That is it.
Yeah, I'm the man that lowering you.
You're being the best.
You know what we're here for!
You know what we're here for!
Oh, don't say birth! No!
I don't even talk to him.
Why?
I don't have it in the bobble fit, but I thought that was hard.
That ain't got bobble hair.
Ahhhh!
You need a bobble fit, not Michael Jackson.
You look like a wizard.
You look like a Minecraft villager.
I don't want to say what type of wizard you look like.
Oh my god!
Oh my grandmas!
How's it going? How's that?
I like that.
Thank you for clarifying.
Just in case no one got it.
I'm not gonna lie, we got fleece. This is just a thousand bucks total.
I mean, we literally just got robbed in broad daylight.
I think it's for Halloween though.
Every Halloween costume is way overpriced.
Hey guys, make sure to pick up your trash, guys.
Oh, give me Jason.
Oh, you look better with the mask on.
I'm better with the mask on, on a real man.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I don't know how this thing works on my shit.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie to the long-headed man.
I don't know, you do have a long-ass head.
The long-headed man.
You sure this goes under?
Yeah, I looked at this shit.
I
Here we go guys
Yeah
You guys know like the store troopers in the break room and they just be chilling and talking with each other
Can somebody tell me what the man at Lorian does or does he actually just do nothing he doesn't speak he just
Just look at famous mantel or a lot
Yeah, we got to be better at larping
He just warped for us.
There is? Okay.
Well, what's his mask comes on?
This is the way.
This is the way?
Does he say in an accent or no?
Wait, does he say, hello, man?
All you guys say is Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan never says English.
Obi-Wan does say that.
Right, he does, right?
Fuck you.
You've got everything you want to do.
Oh
Like like that you got a guy like the little
Holy fucking shit
Who's more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him that's kind of badass
Wait, search up Mandalorian lines.
You don't say nothing, Anakin.
Over one, is that what it says?
Over one, is that what it says?
Nope.
Oh my God, search that shit up on the road.
Come on, Anakin.
I love you.
Oh!
Come on.
The thing's on your wrist.
She's under it.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
This is the way.
Oh, I didn't say that.
Yo, take off some mask.
I just want to see how you get it.
You didn't kill Anakin.
I did.
Take off your mask.
I would like to see how you look.
I don't know what he said to that.
No, no, no, he said that in the show.
Anakin, you're choked.
Anakin, you're choked.
Fucking choked.
You're choked, Anakin.
No, no, no.
And the Lord, the band of Lordy would get fucking owned
by Darth Vader.
Yeah, sir.
Yes, you would.
He would get fucking forced to fucking kill Dickhead.
Fucking fucking fuck.
Fucking fuck.
Oh my god.
You ruined the show.
Don't choke me.
Ha ha, because I did that.
Oh my god.
That big bear.
And then she got a lot of views.
They clipped.
Wait, that wasn't that her.
Yeah, the Mandalorian dies at the very end.
Oh, of the story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the Mandalorian's place before Darth Vader dies.
Right now, in the Mandalorian, Darth Vader's just out killing Niggas.
He's out taking over the fucking universe.
Hey guys, should we roll out?
Yeah, this year's the thing.
Mandalorian uses a sword.
That is like it. It's like fake lightsaber that blows and decides you can be from the Jedi
Yeah, I knew I had it within me I could be so I could be more than just a stormtrooper
But you actually are my leader in the room though.
you
you
you
you
you
I
You guys are worst than we can be.
Ah, that happens sometimes.
That literally happens.
La boo boo!
This is fun.
This is fun too.
This is fun.
Thanks for coming.
No, thank you for coming back.
Thank you.
Wow, how could you change?
Wow, memories.
Would you look at that.
Ah, look at this shadow, look at this.
One.
That's more versus black hair, black hair.
I really want to see what they're saying.
My underwear is so tight I'm like nine.
It's like cutting my separates.
I'm probably wearing three layers under here and my balls are actually...
Ow!
Oh, I should just tear your...
Holy fuck!
I should just tear your...
Oh, we're about to be fucking lit.
Why?
What do you mean, fuck?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I just, like, I thought you found out news or something.
No.
We are the news.
We're about to make the fucking news.
We're gonna break records with what we're about to do right now.
Insane records.
And I want everybody to fully indulge into that meal.
I'm not even trolling, bro.
So you don't know what the meal is?
No.
I don't know.
I'm hungry.
So are we getting 10 meals?
I would hope so.
What's up?
Ah yeah, let's do it.
How do we think 10 meals is like...
I'm not like 50 bucks.
That's burger feet, bro.
It's probably like horse meat and chicken toes.
Hey, don't say that. Birds can hit on a good day.
Uh, no. No.
No. No.
And then, allegedly, I really like to say, we stormed the Scientology building with the force.
Okay, so what's our game plan? When we get in there, what's everybody's emo?
We gotta do emo, and then...
Should we give everyone to turn emo? Should we all do emo?
Yeah, at the same time.
I mean, we can do same time, force show, and then we all do it on our one thing.
But I can't do the force I'm the Mandalorian. Oh, you can just like slower. Okay, so we should go one at a time
No, no, no, that's gonna be tough. That's gonna be too long
We can literally make the question as long as we want to know
Wait, what if Darth Vader and Anakin were Obi-Wan walk in they do the scene and then the Mandalorian just comes out of fucking nowhere
And everybody walks in
You had me at first, but it's like a zoo. I mean, maybe we all walked in and do our own email
I'm gonna have to do the force show because I'm gonna say
Listen everybody hit their email. I'm gonna like get my sword
And then we hold our email for maybe like
10 seconds and then and then and then I'll hit them with a you know what we're here for and then oh my god
You can breathe. Oh, but maybe you should have said, you know, we're here for a first
After
We know my god, no back with my crap with my crap. We were like, you know, we're here for
You know what we're here for?
Yeah, yeah.
You're genius, bro.
We did that, yeah.
We did this course.
Fuck yeah, bro.
Bro, this is about to be legendary.
Bro, this is about to be legendary.
Some can hit like the force lightning,
and then some can hit like the force lightning.
No, no, no, no.
Not very good at the force lightning.
He did the force choke.
Yeah, never did he do lightning.
What is present legend?
He's like a blaster, but like,
he's just, he's just, he's just looking.
He's got the lightning in like a little pool.
Look at how good that water.
I was just staring.
Look at how good that water.
Look at how good that water.
Look at how good that water.
Look at how good that water.
Look at how good that water.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Wait.
Lady.
You can use the Force II apparently.
Since when?
Oh she did.
Oh yes she did.
Oh my gosh.
We should get actually Force Chokas.
Oh yeah?
I should die.
Oh my god.
No.
No, don't choke me.
Oh, it's not you getting choked too.
No, don't choke me.
Oh, hold on, both of us are the same guy!
He said different this time!
He said alternate top line!
Yeah, that's crazy.
No, in an alternate top line, it was you getting choked and I said that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In an alternate top line, a lot of things are different.
Yeah.
You guys really like that choking meme.
I mean, it was like, you know, it's like...
Actually, me looking at it, having you look at it.
You guys were classic, bro. Very classic.
Uh, how far back are you?
I'm realizing how far I'm going.
You didn't realize?
You wanna see it?
Oh, then it got reposted everywhere, then it didn't get good again.
Yeah.
My cousin sent me.
After today, it might go viral again.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie to you after today, excuse me.
Bro, what if it's this Yu-Gi-Poké-Main with numbers?
Okay, bet.
Alright, bet.
No!
No, no, no, don't lie.
I bet that, Fred.
No, no, no.
Sandy, you were out of line.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
How's that?
Thank you, la boo-boo.
Why are you calling me?
Don't call me outside my name.
Let's make it hurt.
Yeah, you right.
My phone, my phone.
Wait, the Spanish word of the day is mafongo.
I lost my phone, where's my phone?
No!
Because I went to a country called mafongo.
It's like the joke that they kind of tell, right, Babiji?
Babiji?
Here.
Don't choke me.
Okay, my phone broke.
My phone broke.
I can't fucking do anything.
It's 60 million?
Wow.
Damn it's a lot.
Oh shit.
Damn.
So like, do people try to choke, you know?
Nah.
I'm a grown-ass man.
You don't want, like, you don't like getting soaked?
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Have you ever tried?
Nah.
Nah.
Like, would you try?
Yeah, I've never tried.
I know.
Like, you're not, like, open to?
Nah, I'm open to.
I'm the only kind of guy.
Yeah, I'm already there.
I'm already there.
I'm already there.
I did say you were willing to do anything.
I am willing to experiment.
Yeah, they're in the back there.
They can date. They like it.
Oh my god, we gotta re-create the clip for you.
She, she don't talk you, and then I talk with you.
You know, she talks you with the force and then I...
Yeah, let's do it, bro.
Let's do it. Yeah, we'll let us go viral.
Yeah, let's go viral.
I already saw it in the future. That's like 100 million views easy.
That's a good clip, sir.
Or we can literally just remake the clip.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
Let's do it with a Star Wars.
Oh, definitely Star Wars.
Oh, do the same clip with a Star Wars scope.
Oh, yeah.
And then y'all can do the alternate universe one another time.
Bro, I remember someone posted on YouTube's source with like the speed beam.
Like, you know how like, they had like the YouTube short captions.
You can't recreate magic, uh, but it kills you.
Yes, you can.
That's it, magic.
Hey, do me a favor, brother. Kick a chair, brother.
What is this?
Oh, yeah.
It has to be organic, buddy.
Fuck.
It has more nuance than just saying it.
MWAAAGH!
Is there like an incline mode?
I'm just...
Oh, sometimes I like it, man.
Is there usually traffic and space?
Wait, what ship are we guys on?
What ship are we on right now?
We're not even talking.
We're not even talking.
We're not even talking.
Yugi, what's your emo?
My emo?
I'm just a yellow invader.
I'ma say, you were to destroy the site, not join them.
Why so?
That's definitely not.
He's not a Sith, that's definitely not.
Same shit, tomatoes and motto, man.
You know what we're here for.
You know what we're here for.
Everybody use the fucking force on the fucking worker
until you tell them to come back.
I wasn't blessed to be force sensitive,
I'm just a strong Sith.
Bro, this could literally make the worker's day
or the complete opposite.
Yeah.
He just like put a leash.
Oh yeah, he just puts down a shirt.
You were not to destroy the Sith.
Oh my god one minute to greatness
Well, it is no greatness boys
I don't know pockets
Wait, what if they don't, what if they say they don't have it?
No, not this one.
Don't put negative energy into the world.
Wait, this one I gotta try?
Oh no, you're gonna go inside.
I know, yeah, yeah, wait, where's the...
The drive-thru is supposed to be a Burger King here, so they kind of...
Yeah, we and J.D. Apple, we did a dug dug, and this was our final stop, and then someone
in front of us ordered at 5 a.m. 7 chicken sandwiches and fucking 20 burgers.
40?
No, it was like 10 burgers literally
Yeah literally
So yeah
Dad has called it a day
We dad has called it a day
I will quit too
I will quit too
And then the dinner car broke down
Oh yeah, car broke down to the drive-thru
They had to push it out of the drive-thru
So we were there for about an hour and a shit
Alright
Alright boys, let's roll
You were supposed to
Massive
You hit the feet or destroyed
You were meant to destroy them
Not join them
You were meant to destroy them
Not you, man!
What are you up to?
No, my brother!
Ah, yeah, I think so.
I love you.
My people?
They're just such kind eyes.
It really does.
That's what really brings it all together.
The door's open.
No, it's open. Here we go. All right, gameplay
gameplay
Get in there. We're gonna get in there
You're doing over here for everybody
Of course, holy shit
Five stars
And then and then after you use your dialogue
You say I hate you.
You want to know?
You and my brother are on the team.
I'm telling you.
It's a cut-off.
All right.
I don't think I'm burning it, dude.
Oh, yeah, you're burning it.
What the?
We got to go help, bro.
Oh, my God.
We got to go fucking help.
We're going over there.
The Avengers.
Nigger, they sent out two helicopters.
Holy shit.
What is happening right now is someone linked to police s I'm trying to go fucking stop them niggas
There's a gas station leakage nearby
Chemical leak is actually what it is so we're gonna die well we gotta hit this first before we die we have to get this clip on top
John, you get in there first.
You gotta put the music.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Good.
I'm not being allowed, though.
Are you in there first?
Yeah.
So then you guys go in, and then I'll.
I'll just follow you, John.
Ready?
When you guys are ready.
You know exactly what we're here for.
I hope you don't have any rebel scum in here.
Should we read the list because there's no one else to come in.
Yeah, we should.
Let's walk out and watch back in, shall we?
Just record us.
So, should we redo it or not?
Yeah, let's redo it, it's not a bad one.
That one's not good, Bottle.
I could promise you that one's not good, Bottle.
No, that one's not good.
I promise you that one's not good, Bottle.
Yeah, okay, we're good.
Yeah, let's walk back in.
We're gonna walk back in.
We're gonna walk back in, then show them.
We're gonna walk back in, okay?
We're gonna walk back in.
We're coming back, be there.
Yeah, if we could change the music up here to
Darth Vader music, that would be great, actually.
Wow, we look awesome.
We look awesome, Bottle.
Oh, yeah, my stone super-side is hot as hell.
All right, ready?
You know exactly what we're here for.
10 grogu meals please.
Yeah, but with no vegetables on my burger please.
Can you make it a combo so I get a drink?
Yeah, and no, just ketchup.
Can I get a toy too?
Can I get a diet coke? No ice cream please?
Yeah, no vegetables.
Sprite too, Sprite too.
Ah, the shake yes.
Oh, 10 of them, 10 shakes.
Yes, I know it's going to take a long time.
And also, for one of the burgers,
plain just ketchup and cheese.
Also, can I get a sprite?
One sprite, one sprite.
I think it's eight meals, do you want one?
Yeah, no.
Nine meals, two to nine meals.
Then for the first one, only cheese and ketchup.
And the...
No, no, this is mine, the cheese, plain and cheese.
Yeah, plain cheese and ketchup, yes, ma'am.
And then...
A sprite as well. Thank you.
No, no, no.
Oh, wait, what comes to the scene?
Can't get a sparrow top of that.
It's because I got Gerd.
Why don't you do the line?
Yeah, yeah.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Go, go, go.
You can use it.
Stop.
You were the chosen one.
You're about to destroy the SISRO jointly.
I tell you that.
That's not hitting, bro.
Yeah.
That's a lie.
That's not hitting.
That's not hitting.
That's not hitting.
No, you know what hit?
You take a hold of it, and then you hit.
I'm not a lie.
You did low-key rush the voice line.
I didn't want to say it but some people were ready.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We have to pray on the second hit when we take a bite out of this.
Oh, that one's good.
We had several hits when I was putting that on.
That one, that one, you know, it might go viral.
Yeah, it might go viral.
Maybe go viral if it hits 10K views in an hour to beat it.
Yeah.
Um, but.
Oh, thank you.
All right.
There's a roll.
I got a game, but let me catch up with you.
And then another one, what does that do?
Madam, if I don't get one with a diet, cook no odds.
Okay.
There will be hell in here.
Hell in here.
I'm just kidding.
Wait, oh yeah.
Can I please just get, yeah, I just need one of them, just that coconut ice cream.
Can I get a bit of water?
I'll do a water, if possible.
Bro, the water?
I'm sorry, I'm just doing my job.
You be saved the clip?
What?
Oh, because, oh, that's it.
Because it was gonna be, it was gonna be awkward.
So then you gotta be like, ah, let's just play out of character.
Can I get no character?
You know what I mean?
There's different ways, there's different clips.
Trust me, this can go viral.
Okay, okay.
Now we have a second hit.
Eating, okay?
We all gotta make sure you eat.
It's a thousand dollars, so if you're gonna go viral,
like, can I kill you?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Trust me, I'm with you.
Okay, so when you eat, you gotta hit the, like,
if I eat, then I'm gonna hit the,
the assistant way.
Yeah, something, something.
But we,
oh!
That, per,
I'll do everything.
Does it come with water?
Oh my god.
The cookie ship?
Can I do a water on the side?
I'm supposed to,
I'm supposed to,
I'll do the water.
Something, something.
And then we're like
Okay, and then if all else fails if you got a fake force
Yeah
I've been out the game for a minute, I've been out the game for a minute.
Yeah, so let's go past the part.
All right, ready? Ready?
Okay, you're ready.
Like, okay.
Action.
Don't!
Too late.
Okay, let's do this.
No, no, no, no, I like this.
I like this.
Don't look at me and then you remove the mask.
I like that.
Because like, if you're retention, bro, you're not gonna know about your face.
No, no, no, but also, I remember how it happened was that like,
the camera pan, now you walked into the frame,
the camera pan and then to the nobody walked in the
Right here spectating
Don't tell me don't tell me
One strawberry, a diet coke, a water bottle, and a morning tea.
And don't get what Darth Vader wants right now.
I'm gonna kill everybody.
You're a creature.
You're a creature.
You're a creature.
Yeah.
Anything else?
I'll be a...
Can you guys make sure to logo the Plains Just Catch Up one?
Perfect.
Yes.
I'm allergic.
And then another one, right?
Yeah.
Did y'all like that cosplay?
Uh, like the last time.
Who has the best cosplay?
Last time he's like
Yeah, that's just a 200 bucks this by the most I've ever spent a burger king
That's just a tap-air, please
I'm not allowed to be in low-truths, but I have a chance to go in.
I just can't be.
I'm not allowed to sit declining right now.
It keeps getting me in here and I should be fine.
I ain't gonna lie, that's far
You feel like something's going on here?
No, don't even worry about it. How much is it?
Never mind.
Let me sell you, I can't.
No, but then I like, how we pay it? How we pay it?
No, I guess I can pay it for that.
How do we sell you?
Wait, maybe I don't take Amix?
We do.
Wait, is your ID off the shoes?
Uh-oh.
Mine doesn't take either, Jay.
Putzelaia! You need to save us!
Wait, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, like, Instagram.
This is Layla, man.
Yeah, and yes.
No, no, my own troll is, like, not going to save you.
Let me try it one more time.
Now we're doing great, man.
Yeah.
So, that's kind of awkward because if you came here for one thing and one thing only, you could probably just buy one.
Do we just have it for free?
Uh...
Wait, do you not have a car?
Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie, that's the only car that I got. Give me one second. Let's try it one more time.
Yeah.
Seriously, it makes sense.
Hey mate, thank you you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
That's fine.
I'll see you.
No, no, no, no guys, it thinks it's a, you know what, I don't know what it thinks it is.
I'll see, we'll see. We'll see if it works, bro.
Oh, hell, man.
How much money, bro?
How much?
$2.37, bro.
That's it, bro.
How much?
How much?
I got you. I got you.
I got you.
What do you take, Zell?
I'm...
I wonder if they're streaming a lot.
They're not me, they said,
this game huh?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, my love to eat.
I'm not that good.
My love to eat.
No.
Fuck.
Because we get to eat or...
The Last Supper.
The Last Supper, Darth Vader edition.
Sorry, Star Wars edition.
All around.
All right, so how should we eat this?
Should we put the table to the table?
Right there.
Look, all those tables.
All those tables.
And then I sit at the end of the 90 years.
Oh, the table is lonely right there.
It's nothing.
Don't mind if I take this.
Oh, I was about to sit down.
Oh, I was about to sit down.
Don't mind if I take this.
The mask it beckons to me.
Yeah, that was great.
Of course.
Is this a thousand dollars worth of suits?
Yeah.
A chemical viral.
A chemical viral?
No, that was really...
It depends what the viral is, y'all.
To me, it's a lot of people's viral.
Bro, to me, viral means like anything.
Not it.
As long as there's one crown and it's viral in the neck.
Holy shit your heart.
I know I saw a show there.
You put it on the booboo.
Holy shit.
I heard you're a rebel.
Where is Groku?
This is the way.
Oh.
You spit on your Honda thing nigga?
That's what he says.
I think he said this is the way.
That's what he says.
You don't say it like that.
Where is Grogu?
Where is...
You don't want to speak home.
I can make you speak.
I freed you bro, I freed you from it.
I
Don't I don't get it
So wait when I take a bite of the burger like what do I say I think
This is the way I guess
Is that what he says then why do you say like you done like Pedro Pascal's
This heat isn't enough for us, not enough for us.
Hey!
Lost in the park.
You got an accident.
He said he doesn't have an Asian accent.
I didn't mean to stop him.
Yeah, low key if you could.
Mandalorian dialogue.
The whole thing is the nigga don't talk.
The best Mandalorian lines.
Oh
You're like
I know that's fire bro, you gotta end up in a burger he commercial keep going put you going commoner fucking around
Go ahead up in a burger to commercial
I'm just like too high on my foot.
Bro, I'm hungry.
I'm like this second winner, soon as they get food in me.
Have a eatin'.
Bro, I'm not high on this.
Bro, this is good.
I can bring you a little warm.
Wait a minute.
Okay, see you.
With the mask on, we're gonna have the mask filter.
Bro, your voice.
I can bring you a little cold.
Fuck.
Bro, listen.
Talk with a demeanor like he does.
I can bring you in warm or I can bring you in cold.
I can bring you in warm or I can bring you in cold.
Why are you looking at it, bro?
You ruined it.
Ah, fucker.
Ah, here, here.
This is the room.
Stop touching things.
Yeah, right.
Stop touching things.
What?
You sound like an AI.
I don't want to call it one of the AIs.
This is the guy.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Stop touching, stop touching things.
Okay, he was saying that's a fucking grogulee.
You don't use that just as a normal voice line.
Bro, look at Professor Dick's fuck over there, bro.
Holy shit.
You're like the beast from fucking X-Men.
Ahh!
Wait, wait, just like me, bro.
Because he's like...
you like grogu you should have a grogu
nah i don't like it
i'm a grogu owner
nah nah
i did have a grogu one
i had a headband i could probably have
a grogu headband?
damn
so where's our meals?
oh you bros
bros is this fast food or slow food?
wait
i'm just kidding
No, no, no, I said that before, I said that before with Digi.
I said that with Digi, bro, they're not even there, bro.
I'm talking to y'all.
No, bro, I'm...
So, a millionaire walks into a Burger King where nine to five workers are,
you order an abundance of food that they have to make,
that they have to make, and you're like,
is it fast food or slow food?
Are you dead ass?
No, no, I don't care.
No, I like to take the time.
That means I know it's bad like long brother. I was just like making jokes is Birkin's fast food. Yeah
Okay, how about you get back there and see if it jokes gonna be funny when you whip it up?
I'm not they came to hear me
He said is it fast food or slow food is that appropriate?
I'm trying to make a point
You gotta learn from this
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it, come on guys, say everybody, everybody.
Yeah, let's do it, come on guys, say everybody, everybody.
And then you can freestyle.
Yeah, all you gotta do is this, but you can freestyle with that.
You can freestyle with that.
This is the main movement.
Thank you guys
I'll just get in the frame
That'll be fun
Just keep going
Yeah, 100%
No, no, no
Everybody
Put my head on
Put the camera up
You gotta move a little bit
Oh, shit
Do we fit? Do we outfit?
Yeah, but I don't know
I don't know
Do we fit? Do we up it?
Yeah, but like jay just like shorted it a little
Oh, shit
Ready?
Yeah, let's do it again
Alright, ready?
Wait, let me put the timer off
I'm gonna get a little awkward, let's keep going guys
2, 3, 2, 1
Yeah, hard, that's hard
I did my work
That's doing numbers bro. It's doing numbers for sure
I'm in
He's still in love with you.
You're in love with me.
A little stronger, bro.
Ooh.
Because it's for you.
That's okay.
That's what it's for.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Is this slow-boot or fast-boot?
Oh, like, that's awesome.
I thought it was, yeah.
I was going to agree with you that you don't have minimum wage workers, but...
That's okay.
Give you a coconut water.
Not on a real note, though.
Not on a real note, though?
Is this fast food or slow food?
Why does this say if you guys are in Garden Grove area, be careful and evacuate if needed?
Because of the chemical leak.
Oh, there's a chemical leak?
Apparently that's what all the shit was.
That's what it said.
Helicopter.
Oh my God.
It said it's a chemical.
What do they need?
Helicopters, man.
Uh, I mean, when we pulled up, we saw all that shit, so that's what I'm assuming.
I mean, they got fire truck ambulance.
I don't know.
What if my face just starts to melt?
D.B. a melt-matcher
No, no, for the best I go
Take the mask off bro. Like let me see your face
Mother
I'm a stormtrooper!
I'm starving.
So yeah, are you a neurosurgeon?
No, this is funny.
It's a good time.
We should watch some sessions.
Wait, wait, ask me if my dad really has cancer.
Did her dad really have cancer?
No, no, no, well, we were having a nice dinner!
I've been thinking about it so much, I've been thinking about it so much, there's creepy scenes that I'd be just like thinking about it scared for anybody.
Connor, you fucking bitch, do it.
Connor Moran.
Oh, Connor Moran?
Do you think I had like these?
You just said, are we cosplayin' these cockroaches?
What's wrong with that?
It's literally just because we're brown.
You left us in.
You walk with it.
You cosplay yourself.
Cosplay yourself.
You walk with it.
You walk with it.
You walk with it.
You walk, ass nigga.
Alright, not bad.
I put this mask on his head.
Put that mask on him, man.
Oh, shit.
You guys should run fight.
Yeah, I know.
We be fist fighting, but it's like we don't like to do it in public, because we're gonna
get arrested.
But it's consensual violence.
Nah, nah, nah, because then if people start seeing it, there's gonna be a panic and shit.
So it's like we only run 30s.
There's gonna be a panic and shit. So it's like we only run 30s. You know I'm a 30s of private
I mean all y'all owe me a 30. Yeah, I know that right you were playing on my face
We both went like you don't want to see
And we knocked each other. I don't want to see 30. Let's go now son right now
Oh my god, you did kiss your brother.
I'm not allowed, we all do get that one cousin.
Wait, who is your brother?
Wait, who is the brother here?
Ah, solo.
Ah, solo.
No, no, no, Luke Skywalker.
No, Luke.
Why did you kiss your brother?
I meant wait Luke did go undercover as a stormtrooper once wait and then he took
the mask off and then he kissed her that's what happened with that exact
outfit too wait is this destiny oh my god wow wait it's not it's in the death
store with a stormtrooper outfit on it's actually fast food what the fuck do
they can make some fucking meals
Holy f**king shit!
Yugi!
You didn't tell me we were on a poster, bud?
Yeah, I like it.
And then this is John, and then who else?
Oh, I appreciate you, bro.
Got a sprite?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's mine.
Everybody got theirs?
Oh yeah, we got them next year.
Ah, that's fine.
We have it for free?
Yeah.
You got more?
Oh, the milkshake smell.
Oh, it smells so good.
Holy throat, Max.
Oh, man.
Smell good?
Oh, I don't like that smell.
Thai Coke is Santi's.
Santi's and Sprite is not.
Yo, Gator, come up here.
How's it going?
Oh, yeah.
We got two.
Thank you, Gator.
Oh, wait, man.
Did you bring this?
Yeah.
Thank you, Gator.
Um, I know an asshole, but not...
Yeah, actually smells kinda good.
Wait, Yugi, do you give me a straw, huh?
Yugi, do you give me one too?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie, vibes are high right now.
Fuck you.
My movie's about to be fucking laid in my mouth.
Gotta wave to everybody though.
This looks like crazy man of art.
Nah, this is a little...
So my fucking drinking Groden's piss or Groden's comp?
What is this?
I don't even know what type of shit this is.
They pissed it on God?
That's what they don't got bro.
How they do that?
We as a child by the way?
I mean Yoda bro.
Yoda, Yoda that's why.
Mmm.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I
Don't straw though
I think they forgot something.
Shake it, Julian!
Shake, drive!
You guys got sauces and straws are over here.
How about them hiding this?
How about it, you hiding this?
Why are you putting the sauces in the corner?
Because I have to, because everyone's going to dive over here.
Thank you.
What?
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can pass me a few sauce.
Holy, the Mandalorian and Grogu Burger King Box.
I'm so excited, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh!
What did you get?
What did you get?
I think I got the Mandalorian.
Chicken fries, I love chicken fries.
Oh, I got to wait.
I'm gonna go like this shake it so delicious.
Is it?
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
This is the way.
Oh my god, the grogu juice from Burger King.
This is the way.
That one's floppy.
The last one is gonna be a hit.
That one's gonna flop.
Wait, Darth Vader, I can eat?
No.
All right, one more time, one more time, one more time.
We'll do a compilation.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Have it the way.
Wait, the way?
This is the way.
Ha ha ha ha!
My God!
Is this Grogu's balls?
Let's taste them.
Don't touch that.
What do you mean, don't touch that thing?
I can bring you in cold, or I can bring you in warm.
He said that.
He said that to a good boy.
Don't touch that.
That other one is an iconic voice line.
Okay, okay, let me check.
Oh my God! Wait!
Mendoza, Lord and Mew!
What? No.
What is this?
I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.
These are all floppy, bro.
No, I'm not.
Come on, come on.
One of those, I mean, something, some algorithm, fucking algorithmic, impossible challenge
is gonna happen.
That's gonna make one of these bang.
All right, let me try it here.
Let me try it.
Oh my God!
The Groguin Mandalorian meal!
Where at Burger King?
The chicken!
The Wario Meal!
Where had Burger King?
The chicken fries?
This is the way.
No, no, no, no, I'm not doing a meal in these.
No, come on.
Oh my god, this is amazing.
What the fuck are these?
That's Brogu's balls like your bullshit.
It's like meatballs.
I don't really like them.
Alright.
Ew, I don't like them.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this is straight.
No, no, no, the lingo. Chicken fries are the only good thing.
No, wait. The Mandalorian Brogu garlic sauce?
Oh my god.
Try this. Huh?
This tastes like nothing.
Let me try. Let me try.
There's no way.
This is the way!
you
you
you
you
you
It's actually Grog's fucking pissy.
This is generally Grog's fucking voice a lot, bro.
They ground that thing and Grog's looking for it.
Burger!
Yeah, that's good.
Thanks, bro.
It's your fucking burger bite, bro.
A burger or eating a burger?
What do you know?
It's not a burger.
It's not a burger.
It's not?
Yeah
Yeah, the burger really like if you get all the ingredients in there you'll taste the true boy slot
Toast toast is fucking up that
Yeah
the new op group with the chemicals leak it's gonna hit
I don't feel any chemicals
I think they have bad days
Who are you?
I heard of that
I thought I heard of bad days
Oh
Thanks a lot, we should ask for my cunt.
So I'll make sure this is fine.
He looks cut up bad though.
Wow.
He looks cut up bad.
I don't know why you used to choose your own holler.
You think you're the bandit?
Well, man, definitely some boy's vibe.
Boy's vibe?
Boy's vibe?
At least we look cool and we went viral.
Did we?
We're going to.
Just a minute.
Come on.
So you got all those servers in the courthouse and you can only bot in streams, not in Tik-Tok
streams?
No bots, bro.
Because we create, own and run everything.
You create, you're view bots.
You own the view bots.
You run the view bots.
And the view bots are everything.
View bots, bro.
Just strike epicness.
Impossible.
I
Like this shit literally put Israel straight to my bloodstream, bro, this is
does but I didn't want to be the one to say that why is that what how yeah how
does this night I know they are the same as you know they are just as well
now we gotta think of a small first thing somebody had to get the problem
Right.
I'll get the fuckers.
Yeah, bro.
I'll get the fuckers.
That one's causing a ruckus up there.
I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, my ass actually is sad.
I'm a real nookie.
Oh, point the camera.
I know.
Get in the crown, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't get in the crown.
You have powers that people don't even want to pay.
What?
Get in the crown, little bitch on the plane!
Classic.
It's a little too big for my head, man.
It's like the ice kings crowd if you put it on bro, you're gonna say something from
You gonna give me a shit about that?
You gonna say that Grogu bitch?
He would not gonna say the Grogu bitch.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I got a different word cycling through my brain right now.
Not a Grogu bitch, pretty funny.
Yeah, yeah, get ready.
Limited edition Grogu crown?
Guess I'll try it on.
I don't feel it. Get that Grogu bitch off the plane!
You just can't tell if it goes viral in a moment.
You got to see it. You got to get the numbers.
Alright, look.
That was delicious.
I'm looking out for you.
I'm not.
Yeah, I'm not lying.
That was boy.
That was boy.
That was fucking sly.
Like, that was his voice again.
We have one last sip of this.
But, yeah, Tim's voice is pretty bad.
I'm looking at an 8.
No, you're going to go here.
You're in the same boat.
You just took a one-way trip to Bloat City, brother.
I'll see you later.
You are pretty boated.
So what? I said you're floating.
Alright, let's run to 30 then.
I bet.
I bet.
See, Tim, this is how we solve our problem.
It's bare knuckles and shit.
I don't really know.
I think he wants you.
You want my bloody knuckles?
Huh?
You want my bloody knuckles?
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah, dude.
You accident?
But my knuckles are made up of steel now.
Oh!
You don't want this shit.
You got it?
Yeah.
You got me with you?
Right.
You got me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, though.
Wow, I mean that was yeah so guys
Actually cuz there's like chemicals in there
I don't know about that.
Hey, bud.
My food is inspired by you.
See, that's such a bad...
Imagine how he feels right now.
Did you drink the safe food?
I don't know.
I just see food and I eat it.
Did you drink the safe food?
Did you drink the safe food?
Fuck.
There's no way you ate that host
You're finishing the shape you were supposed to destroy the site not
Fuckin' Asian got one thing to say about it, but she says she won't.
I know it's so good going down, but it don't so good going up.
I'm not a lot of guys who make even more fucking tired.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I'm into the tired stuff.
Too bigger!
Oh!
That's the too bigger!
Ah!
It's too vodka.
That's very...
Oh shit.
Here.
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
John, John, John.
John.
John.
John.
You want to give me head.
Down there, bud.
Get that ballish off the ballish.
Oh my god, I'm like that one stone trooper?
Who, like, who would he take off his mask?
And it's like, holy shit, he's got a handsome.
You want to give me a crew?
Oh my god.
That never happened in the series.
Oh yeah.
I like the handsome stone trooper.
That never happened in the series, number one.
one first of all Obi-Wan was never black so I'm not gonna lie fuck me bro that
shit fucks my son again you were supposed to this defeat this is not
doing them I hate you I ate everything everything okay buddy okay buddy we got
it you know that is troops stormtrooper bitch we get it no the meal the meal was
actually good if you guys give it a chance hell no yeah it was something I
I would teach you bro, it was delicious.
Genuine fucking slop.
I just put slop in my mouth.
I don't know whose idea was it to put fried food in the burger, but yeah.
We're gonna send it back to...
We're two now, yeah.
Send it back to fucking England.
Where do we go?
The big G.
Let's go back to the G.
Let's go to the G, boys.
Tiff, how's your...
Tobacca!
It's tough Wow, I'm not a lot I feel like she vodka calling a black bitch
I guess calling me an alien is not fucking an anti-Asian fuck you
Oh, I'm from Mustafar and you're from indoor matter
That's where all the E-Walks are from.
Sir!
Go, go, go that way!
What's your problem, Endor, and kill all the dirty E-Walks?
Well, what are you talking about?
Yeah, I look like a big deal.
No, that's the code, right?
No, that was space. That was where she came from.
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, I'm feeling nauseous after that shit.
Yeah, no, I don't know why.
I don't feel that good anymore.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I didn't like something good. Why are you running about?
Oh, kind of a drive.
Ah, but it feels hot.
Fucking hell, it's if you're all right.
Yeah, can I get some water?
Yeah.
Go, go, go, get some water.
Yeah, go, go, get some water.
Wait, are we going straight before?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just wait, we gotta stop, pin stop.
I'm going to Glendale Gallery.
Don't come in the time.
I'm feeling like I don't need this for y'all.
If we enter the hyperbolic time chamber, just go get a little.
Go, go, go, go, get some water.
Wait, are we going straight before me?
In these outfits?
Would you like to I mean like I'm just wondering no we don't have to be a star
War anymore. What why?
We need to take it off. Yeah, we need to take it off.
We should make a boy band. We should have this all day.
We should do it.
You have to take it off.
Oh fuck we were over there.
Take it off for me.
No I don't.
But why does this have to say 15 minutes?
So where?
It's a gentry.
Nah.
That's 15.
Ah.
oh that's not what did I miss let me put y'all a song that nobody really knows
I put my whole channel
is this my niche on that beat or something?
I feel like I'm a part of this already
I put all my niggas on this song
I swear there's this a lot of money that ain't you and then I went out
I gotta watch some sessions
Yeah
No niggas are overrating it for sure you already know how niggas go
It's a good movie
But like usually
very different like is it a horror movie though or psychological thriller
it has a little bit of like dub scares it has so much tension like it's so good
it's so eerie I think is the best horror movie I've seen in a while
like recently maybe it's like Smiles and that one are like really comparable
yeah
I'm saying that they have stuff watching Michael movies
What do you think is the Michael movie is the greatest thing of our generation?
It really is.
It really is a good biopic.
Probably the best biopic to ever release in the world.
It's like, it's so good.
Why is he sleeping that bad with McCulloch-Holken, man?
Because he likes having sleepovers.
I guess sleepovers are illegal once you hit 30.
They love making from home alone?
N***a, it's called sleepover.
Come on, y'all.
Yugi, would you do that?
What?
What does it have to do with me?
That part was in a movie.
Bro, oh, yeah, hopefully back room
It was good, but like what can you what can really happen in the matter of leaves every burger shit. We're gonna find out
Wait, is that coming out like in a week?
Yeah, the 28th
That we're gonna watch it
You're like movie watcher
Are you gonna watch it
Watch crack
Not need a second watch on God. I do you know what needs a second watch
That's when he's a second fucking watch. I'll tell you that but see Michael gonna fuck your stage man
I feel like me going on that motherfucker stage, but I never watched any of it
What?
I thought you were kidding me.
You're kidding, you're kidding.
You're kidding, you're kidding.
Oh no, oh no.
I thought you were kidding me.
Stop it, stop it.
Are you gonna play this?
Oh shit.
Really?
What are you on about?
Yo, change the song, man!
What the fuck are we losing?
I was up on stage!
Yeah, bro, what are we doing?
We're gonna find a porn guy.
Holy shit.
Oh
I mean, you're not a hermit.
I'm a troupe of those with more dominoes.
You are a hermit.
He thinks I'm very insunctive.
What?
We thought we was looking at a Sunny's Toe.
So who married a Sunny?
She's probably seen it as a son.
No, I can't.
I can't.
They're the only ones qualified to.
No.
You have to know it for two years.
Me?
You know it for two years.
I'm a fucking married spiritual.
Who?
Myself.
Yo, yo, we gotta get a karaoke show, bro.
Bro, who's an ox?
Alright, you got something on us.
You got something on us?
I don't know.
Who's an ox?
He's a jam.
I can't join it.
Don't worry, I got an ox.
Okay, don't put it in the grub.
you
you
you
you
you
You
So, what's this?
Oh no, we'll put this on.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, this song.
She can't decide.
Come on, we're gonna have to put this shit on.
We're up and wrong.
Come on.
Hey!
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't go, don't go, don't go!
Hey, we put this on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
He got it, huh?
I did not get it!
I got it, yeah!
I gotta come up on you.
God damn, bro.
Who the fuck is on this-
AHHHHHH!
I said to be a good man.
I'm a good man.
Hey.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I was trying to be a taste, but I didn't be a taste
It's a little race, beating up, running out of shutting face
So I'm a doctor, I'm a bitch, I'm a doctor
Ain't gonna be drinking more than this, no I'm awake
You to the dance that I know I'll go wild
Robber, robber, see I'm like, same as you
No, I'm not, see I'm like, same as you
Smoking on your mask, no, I'm not that naked
We all get to rocko!
Fantastico!
You are the perfect fucking rock!
Shoot him down and get his motherfuckers down!
That way that way you get rocked!
I listened to Chad.
I was like I was like I was like what the fuck is going on?
He said I was gonna go fuck myself.
I said I was gonna go fuck myself.
But I was like no I wasn't!
He's not gonna go fuck himself!
I was like I was gonna go fuck myself!
But I was like no I wasn't!
I was like I was gonna go fuck myself!
you
you
you
you
you
you
No, she knows it.
Bro, listen.
Alright, she's laughing.
You kind of get stricken.
Here, bro.
Wait.
Here.
I'm Obi-Wan.
I'm trust man.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna take this until that hits the track.
I'm gonna take this until that hits the track.
Where's the track?
I got you, sir.
I got you, sir.
I got you, sir.
I got you, sir.
I got you, sir.
I got you sir. I got you, sir
downstream downstream
Yeah, that's um, you understand enough you say hi
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Joe.
Joe, come home.
Yeah.
Joe, come home.
New girlfriend.
Joe, come home.
Joe, come home.
No, no, no.
All right, man.
Okay, he's a shrimp.
All right, bye-bye.
Joe, what's wrong with you?
Come on, you know what Vietnamese? Yeah
I was a trash. Oh my god, you went out and take it for you. Hey, start a trooper
I'm still smoking on your master fuck your master. We smoke it on who?
What's your paycheck looking like stormtrooper? How much dirt better pay you bitch?
Get back
Obi-Wan you you another nigga
This is the way this is the way we rock bro. Oh, this is what we're gonna do
We're gonna get in there, and then we got we got a song we want to show you
We got to show her our song
I'm still Obi-Wan though, so keep playing as it's on Obi-Wan aka the legend. Well, I kind of completely change
No, I understand you change, but that doesn't mean I change
Liar!
So where are we going?
Anakin, which crew?
We're going to go to one. One who has more, uh, a little bit more room.
The leaner, the leaner, the leaner.
Okay, so this is your father, the leaner.
This is my father?
Chewbacca!
Halla, Chewbacca son!
Oh shit.
I love streaming!
I love streaming!
Look at this ghost!
It's the angel of love!
Can you turn on the light for us?
I can hear, but what the fuck?
I didn't even realize, I didn't even realize you wanted this.
Damn, I think I'm so bad at this.
Did you like recently started learning to play?
So bad at this?
Yeah, yeah.
How long did you have to play for?
Like, maybe a week?
Three days.
Three fucking days.
Aw.
Jesus, everything sounds like you, brother.
I keep warming up.
I'm showing my son he warming up.
You find it, bro.
So what are these for?
Are they just for fun or...
Nah, that's for fun.
Oh, I'm getting it on.
Amberlers.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Amberlers.
I see.
Nick, am I bad at it or Obi-Wan?
What's the difference?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait, where did Ben go?
Yo!
Let's see.
Hold my phone.
Wait, the Spanish word it is, mafongo.
I lost the phone. Where's my phone go?
You still working minimum wage for a bitch?
You're a job for free, bitch.
I mean, money don't pay.
I got the best room.
I used the force. I don't wear that license.
What are you going to print this out? Where's your master?
Man, I am my own master. I'm my own boss.
You play it, babe. Love it you play this guitar, bro.
Give me a lick.
Why don't you use a pick, by the way?
It's just like...
Yeah, you don't have a pick.
I thought I picked I can't do this.
Hey!
You sacrificed a lot when doing that.
Yeah, man.
I don't make no love, bro.
Come on, bro. I need my vocals.
I need my vocals.
My vocal.
I need my vocals.
I put you on those stickers where you got to put your favorites.
You want to hear a riff, sir?
My master dad.
I need a picture.
Michael!
No, that's a really different song.
What did you say?
Hey guys, what's going on?
Sounds like snob.
Let's show our song.
All right, that's not a song.
All right, that's not a song.
All right, so let's wait.
There's a little.
There's a little.
Are we in a computer?
Did he ask where is your master to a man of color?
What is he trying to say?
All right, let's go.
All right, ready?
One, two.
One, two.
You don't know me, when you know me, and kiss me slowly, you'll see this thing, and it
And it don't change, it had to be my way
You would know that you are
You're my copy that I read in the morning
You're the search on the moon rain when it's pouring
Won't you give yourself to me, give it all on
I just want to see, I just want to see
how beautiful you are. You don't know that I see it. I know you're a star. When you
go on follow, no matter how far. If life is a movie, then you're the best fire. Oh, you're
All of us fly
Oh
Oh
So we have one second left
We have one second left
Bro, bro, but he's another
That was a good finale
I'm gonna tell you how you yell when your apprentice died two years ago
You're trying to make me still want your minimum wage, bitch
I don't get paid
I didn't do it
I didn't do it
Baby
I'm a clone
I'm not today's kid
He literally is a coward
I don't know
They literally shit this thing out of a factory
Yeah, what do you think though?
That was the best one
That was the best one?
Ehhhhh
I don't know
That's fire
You're great
I got it
I'm going to try
Okay now you do
That's a good try
Come on
Good try
Anybody got a pick?
Anybody got a pick?
I got a
I need a piece
Oh god
If we have a pit something
No no
Not that pit
Not that work
Like some piece of metal
He's a dick
There you go bro
Oh, it's perfect.
Wait, why does it sound good?
Is this really my fucking guitar?
I would hope so.
I mean, I'm not alive right now. You were ruining the record, sorry.
I was scared of justice and the dark.
Come on, come on, wait, was this actually ruining my guitar?
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations. Oh my friends are turning green
Credit card
Oh, yeah, watch this.
All right, boys.
Did y'all know the lyrics?
No?
Wait, what's rip type?
No idea.
It's like that once on ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Yes.
I was scared of dentists in the door, I was scared of pretty girls, historic conversations,
all my friends who turn in green.
Damn.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
I should have made sure y'all knew the lyrics.
They didn't code me to feel emotion, but that was good.
Okay, I'm not the vocalist though, I'm the guitar soloist.
No.
Got it, right?
Got it?
I'm gonna be a background singer here.
I don't have the floor for this one.
I was sad over here.
Come on, pull up the lyrics.
Pull up the lyrics.
Who got the lyrics?
Come on, come on.
Even with the lyrics, I'm not gonna be able to find it.
It's a good background.
The background vocalist.
We're talking, we're talking.
You know the song, man.
Everyone knows the song.
Are you fucking y'all?
Are you fucking y'all?
Are you fucking y'all?
Are you fucking y'all?
Are you fucking y'all?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are we boring?
Are we boring you around?
This is great.
You gotta let me know if we take a clip.
We take that shoot.
If our performance were quilly, you'd let me know.
Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
That's enough.
I hate this song.
Fuck.
Wow.
Oh fuck.
I like when he wears the mask.
I feel like he feels like a striker with his shirt on.
Dude, he's still trooper than I love being.
All right, all right.
All right, come on, ready?
Ready?
Yep.
All right.
We are the ones.
You wanna play the song once on first or?
No, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta.
We gotta.
We are the professionals.
We are the ones.
I was scared of Paul.
I don't think we've started yet.
Oh, yeah.
You wanna play like four bars?
All right.
You can listen to that, come on.
Come on.
Okay.
If i mean you knew how to fucking play here.
I ain't that scared.
I ain't playin any of it.
Oh, give me that fucking other one.
The smaller one.
Oh, do we have this?
Oh, we have this.
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
Is he on again?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, no, no, no, no.
On Antwon?
on end door for your answers to the death penalty
I yawned at the time
oh jeez
that's the worst punishment
wow
that's
jeez
he does not program to feel well
oh my dick too I talk it
oh shit
I love you
you're such a nice friend
man
Like, how'd they kill you in the fucking jungle or what?
They did, they ate them in the jungle!
It was in the sand, shit, man.
Hey, guy, no fucking jungle, you're gonna go to the jungle, wasn't it?
Yeah, you're gonna see how the players are doing.
On my planet, we kill fucks on site.
That's pretty...
You're throwing your hands out of the chair.
Oh, no, I'm in the woods.
That birdie's making me nauseous.
What's that? I told you.
Yeah, okay.
I was scared of dead people.
All right, come on, come on, this is a tape, this is a tape, this is a tape, this is a tape, this is a tape.
One, two, one, two.
I was scared of dentists and the heart I was scared of pretty girls and sardine conversation
Oh my friend, it's about to turn to green
Your little magician, this is gonna be a dream
Ahhh oooo
Ahhh ooooo
Get in my stay
Lacking green
We're gonna put the raspberry in ice
This is the red red記 on our side
I want to be your left hand, man
Make my heart feel like you're singing a star man
Now you're a little blue on the road
What's up, it's me, the weather on the street.
They say we just wasted internet.
We wasted internet, air.
We wasted a lot of shit, bro.
It's just like there's no beat, though.
There's no beat.
I'm like, he's running just like, dang.
No red, really?
I mean, we've been.
No, bro, no, no, bro.
Wait, why is there tomatoes in this shit?
Let's go back to love.
Let's go back to love, bro.
Let's go back to what we know we're good at.
That burger king is gonna be stabbing me.
A one.
A two.
A one.
Two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you follow me, it gives me so many sweetest things, and it don't change if I had it my way, you wouldn't know that you are.
I just want to see how you live for who you are.
I got soup, I want to get out and get you out.
No, it's not gonna hurt.
Do you know any other songs?
Uh, what song don't we have?
You can remix that one.
We can go rock and bell on, man.
Come on, Jay. This time?
Two billy sick little bell.
There goes the girl.
That's no one.
I knew she was the one.
I saw you stole me.
I...
No, no, press graph this whole second.
Why? Don't remember? She's going to the fountain.
We're a new art group, bro.
Okay, okay. What's the song we all know?
We like the last one.
We did lose one, but it's all good.
She'll be back.
Yeah, so...
You have any...
I thought about it, nah.
Dark futures. Dark futures.
I can't hear what's with you.
You pay us or we kill you.
Oh.
I don't know who you are.
Wait, don't kill me.
Don't kill me.
Listen, listen, listen.
Easy come, easy go.
That's just how we live.
Take it, take it.
But you'll never leave.
Should've known, should've known.
They'll never look for you.
Whatever your heart is, why open.
Why were they hoping?
Gave you all the tears, and tossed it in the trash, and tossed it in the trash, and did your day to me.
To give you all our love is all I've ever had, and it's just what you don't understand, is our destiny made for you.
I'm a burden to take for you
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know
I know all this pain
Take a bullet's ache to my brain
Yes, I will die for you baby
baby
But you won't do the same.
But you won't do the same.
But you won't do the same.
I can't do that.
I'm gonna do dumbass.
Hey, Sample's good, man.
Okay.
I don't know why a movie just broke.
I mean, the stable just came to show me something.
Hey, we gotta come here.
I'm trying to make sure it's strong.
Okay.
Our capillars, we just wrote back.
Same, bad.
A little bigger now?
Scream to the say-
What are we doing, we're risking it all!
Let's get off the music.
Do you know, we're risking it all?
I don't know, it's the only room.
Say you want the most.
I'm the only one.
Alright, give us something.
Why are you talking about the only room?
That's part of it.
Alright, that's part, ready?
Get in the new audience and we'll just go back to the bass.
Audience, audience, let's go, let's go.
A one, a two, a one, two.
You don't change
Yeah
You don't know, babe
When you hold me
You kiss me slowly
It's the sweetest thing
And it don't change
If I had it my way, you might know that she's a liar.
You know the copy that I need in the morning,
you know the searcher in the rain, but it's for me.
It's a dream you're sent to hear.
Hear me out.
I just want to see.
I just want to see how beautiful you are.
You know that I see it, I know you're a star
When you go, I'll follow, no matter how far
If I put in some movie, then you're the best part
Oh, you're the best part
Stop!
Hey!
Hey, shoot!
I'm not shooting!
I'm not shooting!
You can't sit up that naked!
Oh my god!
My guitar!
Why didn't he just pour water on me?
Oh my god!
Right in front of you!
That's fucked up!
Why didn't you do it?
Not in here!
Yo, not in here!
Now, you just made me angry!
No!
No!
No!
You're not doing it!
You're not doing it!
That's just it!
I gotta be the bigger man.
That's just it!
I want you to go ahead and apologize, okay?
So I'll put what?
I'll put a word on it.
Okay, that's a valid apology.
Let's cut the caps on, guys.
You know, the person, why is the stormtrooper obese?
Oh, feel free to leave whenever you want.
I think we can leave soon.
Wait, where are we going?
Yeah, we're going to the obsession.
We're going to the obsession.
I'm so down.
What time are we going?
Oh, fuck yeah.
We're going to the obsession.
We're going to the obsession.
We're going to the obsession.
We're going to the obsession.
I'm so down.
What time are we going?
Fuck yeah
If life was a movie
Oh my god, bro, oh my god
How did he get wet?
Did you see that one clip from water?
How did he get wet?
Where I was like, your heart's not plastic or some shit, and then you said I love you or some shit.
It wouldn't want to be like that.
I don't remember.
Whenever you get breadified water, you need to die.
What?
It must not be that strong.
The Uber's going up.
Uber's?
Yeah.
I thought we were going at 10.
So how are we gonna go?
Yeah, how about we like you know watch backwards the other next week? Oh?
I don't watch back in that shit looks cool
You already see an obsession. Oh, yeah, but I'm obsessed with the movie, so I didn't see it again
The fuck is wrong with you
And I'm in love with my sister
Oh
No, we got oh, you're a porn guy, you know, yeah, what is it? Yeah, we always wouldn't it's gay
Now when they when she wants out
Because he fucking poured everything
No, let me go.
Oh, I got it.
Oh.
All right, well, just let me know if you need protection
that Millennium Falcon figure about to take.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That's a dream.
What do you mean I don't know?
I can play guitars.
No, no, no.
We have to perform.
No, no, no.
Wait, what happens if we perform?
Yeah, you can do the guitar here, but like, you stay with us.
What?
That you can do the guitar.
You're not allowed to leave.
Let me check how many hours you got.
Let me check how many hours you got.
I don't know.
What are you doing, Jack?
Damn, only six.
Only six fifty?
You know how to take it when you reach the seven hour mark.
No, no, no, no.
I just say I was gonna end.
It's eight hours, man.
I'm about to go, bro.
I never saw it's leading.
Oh!
Nega said, Nega said, bro.
No, I'm done.
I was better.
I'm gonna say Monday.
Hopefully we see you around very much more now. Yeah, they want them 10
Well, I have an obsession with the movie. All right, who wants to go with me
All right, we can run a 30 we can run a 30 but I've been asked for the 30 this one get on the corner run a 30, bro
My my ubers here, so maybe you guys should go outside and fight
Wait, on the way out?
Why are you taking your guitar?
Why are you taking your guitar?
That would be insane.
Hey, Jay!
Yeah?
Why are you taking your guitar?
Well, I don't know anything.
You know what I'm saying?
Everyone, we should just all unblock somebody right now.
Real quick.
That's all they turned on blocking one person.
Hey, who wants to have a kid?
You want to go first?
Wait, why are you?
Why are you...
I told you my conditions.
Jay, why are you...
What happened?
I told you my conditions.
Wait, what did you get?
She said you got a park on all fours.
Why don't we just do an unblocking segment? Everyone unblock someone?
Still get the mask off?
Like Irene or something? She gonna unblock me?
I don't think it happened, blocked. I don't block people, bro. I think that's childish.
You think she's still gay?
Nah.
Gay?
You say gay?
Nah, I don't know what that is.
Okay, well I'm gonna go now.
Alright, thank you for coming. I hope you had a good day.
See you soon, morphe.
Hey, take it to the right point, sir.
last minute you know put up a list you feel me I'll see you know make sure you
have enough gas to get to the next one see you on the next boxing event huh
done you know what we're about to do next but it's crazier bro
here you go
you don't have to put it in class
just put it in class
I'll be back
I'll be back
when it ain't far off
cause you're the best part
oh you're the best part
I'm not even gonna buzz around for a minute.
I'm about to lose you.
I've never seen a spaceship quite like this.
This is a spaceship man.
This is an airplane.
It's actually a salt manifest though.
Oh we won, we won.
We won by sister's side.
No, no.
Jay can we do a BBC?
We can do a BBC?
Yeah
By this bike club
Nobody
I'm gonna go say hi to jail, bro
I need some like candy or something.
There's that lady here with the food?
That's Paul?
Yeah.
What the fuck is going on over here?
What the fuck?
I got a camera man.
Right.
Are you?
Oh, it's this.
No.
Very kind.
Yeah, I might as well.
So, she's the Yuki now?
It's a long story.
It's a long story.
It's a long story.
Yuki Valley?
It's a long story.
Wait, so you just can just go in and out?
Yeah. Oh, oh, and then and then, uh, a chemical plant, it's...
She can? Why'd you take her down?
I had plants.
What, and now the crew?
No, I had plants.
Nigga, all of our friends really can? Like, what? Are you coming in and out?
You?
I don't, she can't.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. You're the head on the road.
Wait, John, she can walk in and out, baby.
I don't know how to walk in and out.
I'd be calling people and be like, yo, I'm gonna pull up.
Wait, wait, wait, where are the ladies? I'm gonna cross the blend date.
Oh, I said the ladies.
Oh my God, that's a good crash.
Oh, do you want to cross the blend date?
That's great crash. That's great crash.
I can have a crash.
We brought him, so be there.
We both mad right now.
Bad news.
16k in 40 minutes.
Is that bad for you?
That's viral for me.
We went viral with me.
What the fuck?
We flopped.
It's loading.
It's loading. It's loading. Maybe.
Yo, yo, yo, Bre, if you're in here, that's my tiktok right now.
I did crazy things that time.
Get the bite one.
Make the bite compilation like you did with the one piece meal.
Wait, yo, yo, we gotta go.
I'm on my tiktok.
I'm like, oh, OK, it's not doing too bad.
Blue Comet, Devanobee, and Santi.
What's Bonnie doing?
Blind date with.
Oh, I set her up for a blind date.
With guys or with Bonnie?
It's with Blau.
I would be dead as down to fight anyone but I think the ACL is pretty important for fighting
You have a...
No you didn't.
No you... Lacey, I have the same shit Lacey does. Lacey was normal.
But the only thing is you can't move like this.
You just can't move.
Which is important for a ball.
I'm just gonna take the ball right now.
Let's say they hit you with a punch that you don't like.
And you try to move a certain way, it's gonna give out on you.
Bro, since you might have to go save her, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. We should be mad right now. Let's go.
What do you mean we?
Bro, Interstation's getting rizzed. Let's get out of here.
Oh, that got nothing to do with me, bro.
No doubt.
Is that some old inch family?
Bro, come on.
Let's go stay right here.
That's how he moves, little kid.
Oh, which one?
No.
Come on, dawg.
That's all right, bro.
Yeah!
You don't even have to play guitar.
No.
Don't make me get it.
He knows how to play.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait, why do you close the door?
You want us to sing you a song?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, please.
Hang on.
I'm good.
Did I ask?
Yeah.
Bro, happy birthday, bro.
I asked $1000.
Pull out your phone and say how much to get tricked out.
How many likes to get tricked out?
Come on.
No more?
You changed it.
Shit.
You're a lot more mature and respectful than a lot of these 18 year old, you know, 17,
16 year olds.
27 year olds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I respect you a lot, John.
You're actually gonna go places and if that there was that little
$10 an hour that's more than minimum
Watch the type you don't tell you don't sign in school for a watch the school fun rate. I wouldn't be surprised
See that's why you never do the book by fucking cover of the kids. Just wanted to show child some shit, bro
Come on, babe, babe. No, okay, that's fine. I don't even want to give you kisses no more
There I'm not gonna lie waking up to that you're over. No, no
Bro, can we go to Michacal or something bro?
What up?
I'm...
Michacal?
Where's the Mongols bro?
They just don't stand here, they go around obviously.
I know.
I just wish they were here bro.
He lives here.
This is my only left today.
Dude, my stomach hurts bro.
I just feel like shit.
I wish I felt bad more than Masha.
Wait, so you didn't pick you up?
I take you or shit?
No.
I have some meat.
No, no, I'm not hungry.
I just need to get the taste of burger
to get out of my stomach.
Look, it's in my throat.
I feel like I'm back out of fuck.
The shambles.
Yo.
Easy, man.
Easy.
What are you trying to say?
This is deal.
Easy.
Why was Silkie alive?
Why are you...
You didn't talk like you were drooling on my son, bro.
What's the joke where something doesn't go live but it just be on your stream?
I don't get it.
You just explained the whole joke.
I didn't get it.
My dad's a drool to myself.
You got embers of a fat nigga, bro.
No? Nobody get a number like that one?
It was funny.
Wait, bro, we should fight each other for a month.
I would watch you. No, yeah, I think you weigh more than me. Oh, you have more power than me
Well shit, I guess that's
That's me boys. What do you mean? That's you?
What do you mean? That's you
No, no, I'm about to go home. Oh, what you better do over there? I'm probably just gonna hop on this up
I'm behind you. I'm behind you. I'll follow you.
No, I do appreciate you bro. Just like last minute fucking happened in the sewer bro.
You're a good Obi-Wan bro. You look just like him.
No, don't play with my pussy, bro. Alright?
I'm not playing with you.
I'm just playing a good jester. Alright? No.
I won't go because I want to grind.
No, I didn't say thank you for being a jester.
No, no, no. Be aware to get a jester, okay?
No, we are jester.
That's what we did today. We became a band.
We became a fucking band.
And then we called up Tiff, and Tiff and Santi squashed their beefs.
Yeah, that's good.
Okay, and then we went to Halloween store and fucking spent a thousand dollars.
I spent a thousand dollars on some suits.
Thank you, thank you.
Some Chewbacca, did you fucking chew Chewbacca right here, bro?
No, you didn't even need a cosplay.
You look the same.
Hey, man.
Chewbacca.
Watch the time.
And then we went and got a banger clip.
Viral clip.
Let me check the clip again.
Yeah, check the clip.
like
Wait, you actually done hold on to you too. Okay? I'll pay for today. That's
Nah
Yo on a real note and it seems to getting risen by 38
I
Seeming up a blind date for the loud how we going on blind day C-38
I'm not a lot you drinking a hater right now
Well, she went from risen you didn't happen to reason blah blah right now. No the actual order was here here then blow
I
Draw the truth nigga on the nigga he man. Yes. Hey, boys
40-minute drive she felt like 10 because I was excited
I would be boot up in 39 minutes. I was gonna boot about seven
God I was well that well now you already clocked in what 10 hours bro, and I'm about a car another. Oh, we got a road trip at 10
Brother you know it's always a pleasure. I'll see you back
You know about second bro
Make it a triple threat man
I would destroy every time I tell you let's fight you don't want to
Double-threat me Yogi. Oh my god. Yes. Oh, I don't remember exactly. He wants to be professional
Maybe the next one tag team but listen we can make this happen right here. Let me know
Actually a good man. Yeah. Yeah, you should know bullshit. That's a good ass
This is like it's like Kevin Oh
Because you left them in the fucking mud like you left
I need to get my get back you said that
You said that oh, yeah, that did leave him though. I did not leave him
That's two weeks. Well, you got to know
Oh, you've been working already
Locked my last fight
Opening right next one. I got you bro. Come on. That's let's fight. Yeah, yeah, okay. Actually, I mean
Hey, next one, I'm gonna be there.
Alright?
In the crowd.
Okay.
In the corner.
Hopefully, I'll get it this summer.
In that corner.
What's the word, corner, brother?
Somebody is fine.
Somebody is fine.
Somebody is fine, shit, yeah.
Alright, let's sit right to the core house.
Alright, boys, it's you.
Can I come over?
No, no, no, I'm about to do it, though.
About to do it, bro.
Can we talk to you, my boy?
Take care.
You cool, bro.
Hey there, can you see my friend?
Nice.
I saw Rudy, my dog.
Maybe I'll see his name.
John, my dog.
I
same thing. One of the best cameraman out there.
One of the best cameraman out there.
Hey, Tati. You might be the fastest too.
I'm not sure.
I like it.
Keep boasting tick tock.
He's playing with your name.
Keep boasting tick tock though.
I'm gonna see you home soon.
Hi there, bro!
Alright buddy!
Alright, he's got it!
Come here, come here.
Alright, bro!
Hi you, what the fuck?
There bro.
Easy, Telvin.
Alright, brother.
Alright buddy.
He's got it.
He got it.
Alright.
Hi, guys.
Hi guys.
Hi guys!
Alright, so let me get on first, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Hey!
Hey!
Welcome to my Maybach.
Oh, f***ing hell.
What a day.
Dude, numb nuts.
Dude, I already got it.
I got the guitars in the box.
Guitars in the box in the box, guys.
Toast versus second for the opener of the night.
And that's actually the last time they ever
in this box.
I don't know, I don't know something.
Now, how do I get out of here?
Hey, whatever you're doing, you do that.
reverse reverse reverse reverse
get out bird was dead-ass I fucking sloth I think I'm gonna lose my
yeah John we really better live we better be neighbors soon here not only
neighbors but fake neighbors let's know I'm gonna be around you
Bye, say bye to Joelle.
Hey, peace, Joelle!
Happy birthday, bro!
Peace, bye!
It's a good kid right there, bro.
It's a great fucking kid, dude.
So, you know what I had to start doing recently?
I had to start stretching my lower back.
Why?
I don't think I'm getting old, dude.
No, you're lying.
No, I'm being so dead ass right now.
I'm training.
No.
Dude, I'm getting the oldest fuck.
No, bro.
You gotta actually take your vitamins.
Like, collagen?
No, I've been taking them.
I've been taking them, but that's not even a thing.
I think I have to just start stretching, too.
Stretch and vitamins.
Take collagen, take glutamine, take fish oils, and take your daily men's vitamins.
And by 40, you'll be good, alright?
People people have this misconception of oh, I'm 21 I'm 22 I'm 19 years old. I don't need to take vitamins
I'm young okay. I can replenish. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay
Take your vitamins now, so when you're 30 you don't need to be like oh, I need to take vitamins
No, it should just be I have already facts. Let's get the W's going around track. Let me check my chat
And they're saying
Fuck
I
Thank you
Just let me know if you need any advice about I've been on this earth for 22 team 22 years of my life
I
Think I have a good head of my shoulders
No, just top of the questions in the chat. We can get a quick Q&A going John. Just go ahead and read. Yeah, I'll solve a quick question
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's for chat as well. What do you think is more toxic? But it means for Korean people
our relationship
Korean bro she ball
Koreans for sure. I'm not toxic. So I'm not toxic either, but I mean shit. I heard get some toxic
It's a Korean. Oh shit. All right
Marines, you know, I
Bro, you walk down Hongdae, bro. The guy's holding the fucking girl's arm. You know, I mean, that's normal out there, bro
I would never I'm not sure you gotta nurture our woman chair
I already see the fucking W's going through this now though.
Alright, any other questions? Let's get a Q&A while we are on the way home.
You know, we got about 10 minutes until we're at the curb.
I
Read anything
Just a quick question
They said what are the plans for Vegas?
Enhanced games. All right
We're going to the basically the Olympics, but for people that are on trend and on steroids
So the enhanced games, so I don't know bro. We might see someone like fucking throw a car around, you know
Didn't get a gambling segment. Oh, yeah for sure am I good on a black blackjack hamper? Oh, yeah
You got to like help me with that though. I don't know. I don't know shit
I don't know. I don't let bro. If I'm allowed to I know I know Lacey did it
I'd be down
Just want to click 180 in a quick 180 add I mean every other hour
I'm not gonna be betting little bucks
That's not a little bug for a 180 yet. I don't know how much I get out of 180, but I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna check my earnings tab all month. You know why?
I shouldn't get too much money now. No, no, no, I shouldn't for a loaded game bruh net for money facts
You said Jay Park update Jay Park update, bro, no
I'll text the map. Oh my fucking mother. What the fuck door?
fuck I hate LA Rose bro give me back into Calabasas dude fuck
also first patreon stream I think maybe tonight I'm not sure um I mean I think I'm
not sure so does there's the core members know about this I don't know
because I haven't touched it with the Google Chat, there's like 90 text messages.
I should probably check the Google Chat.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, update on the score.
Anybody know the score?
9785 9784 spurs are losing
Spurs losing okay, see
Another okay see finals just kidding when he's gonna clutch up bro, it's okay. See at home, bro
wait no wait is this first home game oh my god what bro fuck this spurs at home
and they're losing right right this person
It's time to cut up in the fucking way back.
I'm in a may back.
What the fuck is this Toyota speeding past me?
Brother!
A fucking Camry, oh is that Prius?
Prius.
Did I just get dusted by a fucking Prius?
And why is that Prius coming so fucking fast?
I didn't get mugged, bro. We're in the same, like...
There's cars in front of us. There's no way we can swim.
Okay?
It's not possible.
And guess what? Peace out to the fucking Prius. I'm out of there.
hey fucking a bag
I'm not getting any more. Let's start safe guys.
unless it's free, that's just fucking cut spiny
my god
bro shit
He has this fucking movie
Oh my god, he's swimming bro
Five appreciate the five
I appreciate it, Bob.
What is that, Max?
Bro, that might be mad.
Max has the same exact rep.
Yeah, it's not like 6M.
What?
Look at Max.
What?
Max?
Oh no, it's a white guy.
A-N-I-Oop.
A-N-I-Oop.
Motorcycle, dude.
Yeah, we're about to be, though.
Wow, the continuity Q&A. Next question, boys.
Let me know, John.
Yeah, I got you.
My god.
I take the wrong fucking exit, you know, John, right?
No, you're good, bro. That's just...
It's never taken me to this route, but I guess it's just following.
What's the next May back Monday?
I'm gonna do one with Ludwig soon.
I think I'm gonna make better money with Ludwig in a while.
Bro, I actually took the wrong answer. I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
Bro, do I do anything fucking right in my life, bro?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, the map is telling you to go that way.
Oh my god, bro, because you don't ever put in maps. I'm fucking dim with you
I'm a fucking idiot, bro. You always use Google Maps, bro. Not Apple Maps. Oh
My god, bro, I just added like five minutes dude. Yeah
That's your fucking idiot, dude
When is John getting a raise I like that question
Bros bro keep working. No, I was asking I was asking. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's coming soon
Nobody questions
When we get a Vietnam trip
Soon
So
I do want a new car do I need a new car no I do want one financially is it a smart idea
to get one no but I also just spent a thousand dollars on costumes I'm never
gonna use again today so financially I'm not really that fucking smart so I don't
know yeah maybe maybe I'm very very like in the middle but if I were to get a new
car I wouldn't get it asked them are I would get some cheaper shit that's a
or tweet
Where should you get a license, bro?
Fit this stethoscope
And then you just don't back on and that should have a stogie into a condition
I don't know I don't know
Oh
Maybach
Well, I'm going from Maybach, bro. No my daily low key. I should just kept the Audi R7. I
should just kept it
Audi R7 X made back combo would have been would have been fire
Fuck I should just kept it there
Such a fucking Tommy
That would have been a fucking amazing combo
But rather bread I probably were brought on bought it off of you because the price that you sold it for I was like what?
What are you are so good our son?
How much is that so for
I'm gonna say why not
Cuz I feel like you got fleece with that shit. Well, I mean I kind of like just I mean I trade it
Yeah, you trade and always when you trade in it's gonna be way lower, but I
Sort of like 80s
Well, they a I thought it was like mid 70s. No, it's like 80s. Oh, it's more than 80
Yeah, but if like I bought it for like
I don't remember
Wait, it's 88. I'm in a game. It's not bad that's not too bad considering how many problems you have with the car
Bro, and they have to basically use the money to fix up the car
Yeah, not that car
The time I've had that car
Never changed my old bro
It had every fucking check engine my on there
Yeah, it is bad, but it was running just fine
No bullshit. I literally see you at hell. Okay. I don't know why
Okay, she's not buying it would be tough, bro
Fucking hell cat a hell cat in a Maybach or blackling over it's cool. I
don't know
What I mean, but if I were getting out here, I would literally do it
like awesome troll shit but but then I'd actually use it I feel like if I don't
trust you driving that shit that car is a scary car to drive
huh why you don't know it's just this is a lot of power bro it is all it's not
all blow dry I'm pretty sure that the main bags all blow dry that's why it
Yeah, I wonder if everybody's leaving tonight for Vegas tomorrow.
Damn, bro, I'm gonna be alone tomorrow in the career of Chad.
What are we doing for tomorrow?
I thought we were flying this morning.
No, we're flying out Sunday morning and leaving Sunday night.
Oh, shit, I thought it was Saturday. What the fuck?
It's a day for that.
Yeah, shit.
I don't know about everybody else, and Dapmikes leaves Sunday morning.
He leaves Sunday night.
You forget all about me.
Okay bro, let's go to the dealership and start test driving cars.
Okay, well I would do that if I was actually buying a car, but right now I'm really interested in buying a car.
Yeah, but you can't, you can just test drive a car for fun.
Do they have delicious and Calabasas?
They should have said that bro, like if you got nothing to do tomorrow, fuck it but we
gotta, we gotta, wait the Calabasas like delicious, we'll go to what can I record though, yeah,
I don't see why not.
People are weird, you know, not weird but like you know, Calabasas and we gotta see.
Bro, you pull over to Maybach, you think they gonna say no?
But what?
Right now, right now, and I gotta put my best fit on the line on some, how about a white tee?
Yeah, could do that.
Yeah, they said Lacey did it too.
I don't know why that one, that one hit.
We do, uh, we go and drop some Hellcats.
We go, uh, drop a Cadillac, like the Black Lane.
So, what if I like pull off the line and I hit something?
How does that work? There's definitely people that like test drive and then hit the car and
Do they have to pay for it or?
Why don't I get up to get rid of this fucking car it's actually
Like I'm not sick. It's just like a each in my throat
I don't have a second to mention playing with too much shit in my throat, I don't know what to do.
Oh fuck, it'll help me.
I'm gonna have to start hanging a T-shirt again.
Oh my god, dude, that was...
Everybody got sick in their cell phone, that was insane.
I forgot how to fucking thought and I lost it, dude.
What a drive back, guys.
I mean, I just added 10 minutes to this shit because I missed the fucking turn mark.
Me, the L.J. since then, going on the track.
Or maybe a W.J. since then for extending the driving segment, you know what I mean?
I know y'all love that shit, so.
I don't know what size I should learn next.
I'm probably gonna learn, fully learn, uh, fucking, uh, that part.
It's right there, though.
Like that, I'm gonna get, I mean, like, two days.
I need another, like, easy song to learn.
Cause that shit, where I learned in, like, a day, it just kinda curses.
What do they say?
Reading different questions.
No, like what do they say in songs like song recommendations?
Song recommendations.
Well, okay, so...
Well, they quoted, I mean, not as much.
In quotes, learned.
Learned but no more songs.
That should hit.
but as that is how easy you know I need like a two chord song three chord
they said it's easy
and sharing perfect they said for the Mars songs are easy
What's a what's a broom also hold play cold play
Or sailor song sailor song ahead, you know, yeah, that song
I got a secret
how many corns?
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
alright bruh
now we're gone dude
let me know if you're gone with me just now bruh
I'm sorry
it's 11pm in the east coast dude
but it's a friday night bruh
we outside and I are watching
we outside
we go
we go
we go
I'm sorry.
You said there's a party tonight.
Say, oh god.
Whoa, who's party?
What was the part of it?
Uh, I don't know.
They just...
They called Sayu, bro.
Sayu probably thinks I'm bullshit.
He's probably laughing right now.
Hehehe.
Alright, we might have to get lich.
I don't know.
I need to fucking get home, chuck a water,
and I'll be good to go 10 more hours.
Alright.
Got a buski, got a crib.
Yeah.
Suki there?
Yeah, he's on Patreon.
Oh he's on Patreon. Wait. Like, Coreboy's Patreon or his Patreon?
Patreon.
Well, well, at least I got to cut some of that.
Uh, who's Parties?
Who's Parties?
It's like a French party.
A what?
There's like, 300 people right now.
300 people?
Yeah.
What part? Who's Parties?
Uh, I think he moved.
Okay, it's actually me.
All the Mohammed is in my system.
Hi, bro.
Hi, face.
All right, chat.
Uh, let's see.
Dude, I wish I could teleport, bro.
Nine more minutes of this fucking shit.
Let's try to check my text to see if we're on Patreon or not.
I'll look for you
What if I inhale that chemicals in like I'm dying right now
What if my facial starts melting and we can like a different species
You can see the skin of my bones and I just turn into a fucking like superhero
Maybe
Has anyone ever ran a car into a gas station before
I think I saw the Twitter video that she moved on.
Oh, that's insane.
Hey, hey.
I'm gonna read the read.
What the fuck is this shit?
I'm gonna read the read.
I'm gonna read the read. I'm gonna read the read.
I don't see shit, nah, I'm just confirming this in case.
I love this game I love this game
Sayu sent it to you?
He sent it to me, I'm sure.
Who's is it?
Who's party?
I don't even know who these people are.
What's the cover?
I'm not gonna lie, they should look like a sausage mess.
What's the party?
What's the name of it?
It says...
Life is Hell Launch Party.
Life is Hell Launch Party.
Dude, that was bad.
Uh, yeah, that's just as B-square or B-square.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's just some of the high school party, bro.
B-there or B-square, I mean, people aren't graduating, so...
I'm not gonna...
B-there or B-square!
Cough, cough, cough, fuck me out!
I mean, bro, we can literally get lit, so just let me know, chat.
Oh, sorry, it's how you said this.
Oh, okay.
I don't know what that is.
Uh, well, should have no shoot today.
No shoot today? Okay.
Jeez! Looks like I got the night off, boys!
Fuck yeah.
should we watch obsession and I should we just pull up oh no the movies are
packed I really want to watch it now everybody's literally everybody I
spoke to you even in the house they said they watch obsession where you come
watch my new my barrel when she comes in June there go fuck yourself buddy how
about that I was just talking about you god damn yeah let me fucking watch you
guys I well I spent a lot of time with you and you know like okay but yeah
Why would I off stream just breathful pull up bro you the theater where it's pitch black all I hear
I'm a see you
God hold your hand I hold hold her
So you're saving you're saving your watch so you can watch
Yes, that's why I haven't gone with anyone
But I was also saving it because now I gotta buy you because you're saving it because you don't even you don't even want to wash it alone
So I'm gonna buy you to wash it with me
Thank you for the invite though, I do appreciate it, but unfortunately
Everyone would have made me watch it. No, I wouldn't have bro. Yes, you would have. No, I wouldn't
oh my god we're gonna miss the sunset no do we miss it we definitely missed it
and I need to put my fridge back
oh shhh
oh he's telling me you're gonna get the crib bro I need to put my fridge back
how does that work by the way like if I test the fridge to the back of a make-back
Like, there's just a lot of bad things that give refrigerating.
Or do I need to turn it on like...
I think you have to plug it in or like...
Matter, bro!
I missed a fucking...
Oh, god.
I just don't cars behind me either.
I'm just gonna hit a fucking U-turn of hell I do in despair.
Breathe.
In a tube.
In a...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm turning the battery on.
Get us out of here.
Get us out of here.
Yeah, it's him.
You
Thank you guys, thank you buddy
You're welcome
To our house, let's go
Oh, shit, that I'm being hit.
Oh, fuck.
No, you didn't.
Did you move the game?
No, I didn't move it.
I'll get it.
Oh, because I also want to pull my pants on.
I tried to be...
I pretty sure leaked it.
No, you didn't.
Who scores that?
Oh my god, that's madder, bruh.
Hey, hey, what's goody, bro?
Hello!
Let's come out!
It's a little date night!
Ah man!
Fuck off bro.
Okay, you can't hear me in my face.
Damn, bro.
That's a mind-blowing...
Look at that, look at that view trap.
Yeah, that's a view trap.
I don't know if I can tell you anymore.
you really made it home in my instrument
NMS lineup bro now you're gonna get an M8
you'll get yourself an M8 bro be the big the big daddy
an 8? how much is that?
like 150? hahaha
that's brand new but you can use one maybe for a little bit cheaper
we're fucking so tough man
Oh, daddy's home!
Daddy's home!
I can't cheat, bro.
You know what, I'm cheating because we really just go home to our big-ass house and I can just chill, bro.
How was your day, man? Got the door to access the whole band and shit?
Watching a game? This is the life.
It's the life, bro. East, right, shit.
You say you want to hear your best part?
No, I don't.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I can't.
Don't you, don't you even, don't you be on.
I'm not, bro, they chill, bro.
You go, uh, pussy, you don't dab me in the little spot,
remember?
Hell yeah, I just go to the radio.
You ain't believe your children?
Children are a good-ass thing.
You don't like pussy.
I like pussy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go fix that.
Go do some reps or something.
Bro, I'm not going long, bro.
They keep playing with me, bro.
I just got more.
What?
I'm just going, okay, so you're tired.
I said go to bed, I'm here, go to bed.
Don't do that shit.
What?
Don't do that shit.
Don't do that shit.
I'll spar somebody today.
You see, he sparred somebody?
I'll spar somebody today and he dislocated his shoulder.
Trying to punch you as hard as you can.
Dislocated his shoulder, 30 seconds into the spar.
So I had a spar like a pro.
Wait, so wait, what do you mean, like, how did he dislocate his shoulder?
He threw the wrong punch.
No, I tapped him in the shoulder and I guess he tried to cock back at punching and he just dislocated his shoulder.
Also, when you were punching, he chopped it like,
A cop counter?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
Damn, bro, we really losing, bro.
This is crazy.
I'm home, bro, because of this bullshit, bro.
The reps against this nigga, they're just disgusting.
Is Caruso having a fucking...
Bro, it's just SGA is getting everything, though.
I'm still...
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I mean, the game's over, bro.
Every time.
It's down by 22 minutes.
It's close out every fucking time, bro.
McCain's fucking getting...
I'm on McCain down by fucking 27.
Wow.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie like my favorite player. I'm okay. So he's probably came
Could you just take talking shit? Yeah, it's like relatable
Yeah, no, I didn't oh my god, they're running walking out the fucking stands
Oh my god, there's seven in the fucking bombs, bro
Oh
When be mad as hell until he's gonna have a crazy game 3. I'm already not
Oh
Surely the okay, see there's a fool
Bro, how are they game be so bad at home though?
Look at Asian
Always
That jerk white bro
But that's Kelly
Yeah, they got something in back in.
Come on, bro.
Oh, my god!
Look at him look at the ref.
Look at him look at the ref.
Look at him, bro.
Look at him.
It's over with me.
Oh, my god, yeah.
It's over, bro.
Game's fucking done.
Game's fucking done.
Game's fucking done.
Ah, well, oh, yeah, bro.
What exactly is going on here?
What are you looking at?
What's wrong?
You looking at this here?
Yeah.
That's not his car.
Oh fuck, I'm retarded.
He just pulled out, that's why.
Oh fuck.
Thank you, bro.
What's right here?
You want a game right now?
You want a wheel right now?
No, ladies.
No, ladies.
I can't.
I miss you, bro.
I miss you too, bro.
I mean, I'll play the ball.
I'm gonna hug.
You're right back.
Yeah.
That is good.
Say hello to my man.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Hey, you don't need to know I'm gonna see you happy.
Happy to see you!
And tell us son.
Happy!
You got the fuck through the internet, bro.
The bitrate guy is back!
This guy, this guy is cutting up.
Holy fuck.
How am I gonna know that he's driving a super right now in the car?
Let's go on up broski. I'm not driving a four holy vibes
I don't got much to show right now, bro. I'm on the LA one ten right now though
I got you ready
Well, wait till gets a little over fucking
See I'm driving I got your fucking mind
Oh, this is like a broad ass you drive this far one day. Yeah, what are you? I'm training. Whoa shit
How was it tonight?
It was great.
Really?
Yeah.
What did you do?
Uh, looking for the key.
It's a fucking stop.
And I trust that my son was very interested.
Any advancements in your music?
I mean, you can do one of them.
I know.
Oh, maybe.
When I came to sit at the Dickel, did you try to go on for a sec?
I don't know. I don't want to you know fog it or anything.
Kind of you do it brother Travis.
Just watching you swim.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I know.
It's just like you're just a real man.
Oh my god.
They're moving.
Oh yeah man.
Push it, push it, push it.
Push it.
Oh yeah, 130, 130, 130.
Oh
We're gonna put the kids to rest, right now!
Right now!
Right now!
Right now!
Yo, Silky!
You trying to move?
Wait, he's actually...
Me, you, Lace!
I'm gonna die.
Ah, yes, sir. We're going right now.
I'm about to get dressed. We're going right now.
Yes, no, not Silky time.
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass. Stop playing with me. You know how I feel right now. I'm not feeling too good.
I feel like I want to hurt somebody. I want to hurt somebody right now. I don't want to hurt nobody.
I'm going to be going to the past. I don't want to hurt nobody no more. I don't want to hurt nobody no more.
I do my sports now, bro.
I
See
So I just fucking type my code I'm like 20 times and fail off at the point
Holy fuck why is it so hot? Don't tell me you're fucking broke again
No, they see guys don't serve right? I think it's an internet guy. No. No, he's
Maybe you cut him off to fix it
Better
No, you shit yourself girl. Oh, that's bad. No
No, bruh.
No.
No.
I was back.
Holy fucking shit.
Fucking hell.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing?
I can take my earrings out.
Can you check your underwear too?
I'm in here.
Bro, you dirty bitch.
You just fucking shard him.
I'm in here.
Okay, I'm coming.
Take my earrings out.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I can't find your old car.
Tell you, I can't make that.
You have no idea.
If I lose this right now, we're fucking killed for money if it goes on the sink.
I'm sick of your fucking dead talk, darling.
Ah!
Help.
Cause I've been sparring, apparently you're not supposed to spar with your rings, I've been sparring with your rings.
Fuck, I can't get reps.
Oh yeah, good job.
What sports should I wear today?
bro I bought some new clothes and I bought some like Schwartz bro Chad are
these hard or not
I might open these just for the laws what the fuck
I mean kind of bro I mean it's kind of hard
I should ask.
Excuse me, sir.
Yes, sir.
Wait, did you turn the AC off?
No.
Oh, are you the AC guy?
I'm the AC guy, yeah.
Um, yeah.
My room, like, it moved.
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, maybe the filter didn't see it.
Yeah, working on it.
It's all good.
Well, they were all walking.
Yeah, it's hot in here.
It's hot as hell.
82!
82!
Fuck it!
This might be your worst cup ever.
By the way, it's kind of splatty though, like, are you filming or not?
Are you filming or not?
Me personally, no.
But that's just some shit I wouldn't wear.
But maybe you could pull it off.
I like a long short vlog.
I just did it, they literally made this vlog.
They just look like fucking sweats that just cut off out of your ankles.
Exactly.
Or like, try to come and cut off your ankles.
I totally forgot to take my d-pull pills, so I'm gonna fucking just
Just gonna fucking
Yeah, I don't know for what I gotta take my girlfriend along this
What bro
I'm not in the line, it's cute, but it's cute, bro.
Wait for him to do what he's doing.
Ah, that's not nice.
It's cute, it's strange.
Yeah?
It's the kid drawing the cute rabbit in for the next problem of months.
Wait, so should I leave my door open?
Probably.
Sir, should I leave my door open for you?
I think you're good.
Wait, I'm good?
So I can close it?
Yeah.
Why five?
Because Jason did it to me for six months straight.
How are those shorts?
Better.
I don't fucking know.
I'll take these off.
But I can't open this shirt.
Also at the same time, like...
I'm out of shit myself.
Don't wait to play the game, it's the most about it you can not get in, it's the most about
it you can not get in, yeah I'm pretty sure it's on baby, yeah, yeah these are cunt, I
Like that, that's gotta shit, y'all, like, really fat.
All right, go ahead, go ahead.
It's just like you're at the fuel end of your car,
and you're like, my life's just shit.
No, lock the door.
All right.
I'll close it for you, though.
All right, close it.
Thank you.
All right, bet.
Let me know when I can come in.
Let me take a shit.
What happened?
You need me?
No, no, no, no, no.
What'd you say?
No, no, no, no, no.
What? What? What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
Hey, I'm a going to... I'm going to a balcony.
I'm not gonna try to say it.
No, you gotta curtain now! Are you dead ass?
Oh my god!
Such a party pooper, bro.
I'm dead.
I'm dead? I'm dead.
There's a motion problem you can not get in.
I don't know, that burger came as a fight.
I don't want to stop that shit.
It was a fight.
But I conquered it.
I fucking conquered that shit.
Dude, I feel a cool air coming in.
What I did today, I did the Fuzi-su today.
Yeah, I was on the fucking night things I was on the bar and I was getting fucking cowboy
in my stomach.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I felt like a fucking...
Are you loud or what?
My whole stomach is sold.
Where's your shoes?
Oh, you're hooking shoes.
This is my room.
Yeah.
Yo.
Where's your shoes? Oh, you're hooking shoes.
No!
I guess he's gonna be shit.
Oh my god, W WIFI, bro.
Dude, and they said we... they said we...
I could have sworn I just saw Soki in a whole track fit.
Or tracksuit.
danish talking wendy bass and shit bro why don't come back if danish is getting
fraud
yo danish maybe not maybe stop typing and maybe mod the fucking chat huh maybe
mod the chat maybe change the title hooping with the guys or something like
What's my title right now?
Cold fuck yourself. I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet
I bet man. See them all bad gone
And he said I'm sorry
Yeah, it's a little bit harder to come on.
Is there a helper?
Yeah.
You open?
Why?
They changed the title for the dangerous.
Say oh god.
You trying to hook me?
Yeah, bro, look at my car right on my homestead on it.
All right, fuck it.
You want me to tell you a little bit?
Yeah.
Fuck it, 32-teen, bro.
Just fucking music to his ear.
Yeah.
music to his ear
My shorts are short well that's why they're called shorts
I'd write I pride a depth into another dimension cloudy Chloe underscore
what the fuck holy shit I might have to re-tweet that though
well you got air good let me be let me be who put you on a tape low low tapers
brad to no tapers wait when are you getting them when you get into when are
When are you getting to do this?
So what?
Uh, when are you getting to the bus?
Uh, I don't know if I'm on bus.
Do we plan a 21-an or what?
Is Soki coming?
Yeah, he said he's coming.
He'll be here any day.
Ace will top.
Don't far be here before like midnight.
I'll play what?
Like eight.
You got a warm up shot, you got no good balls.
You just start without him?
I'm gonna start without him.
I'm gonna get a little warm.
Let's go ahead and get a little warm then.
Alright.
As far as I need to meet tonight, as far as I need to meet tonight.
Oh, my parlay lost by one leg.
No.
What was it?
One.
I need three points out of step one.
Wait, we're going Sunday? Yeah. Yeah, bro. So it's me you know, I know I fly Saturday
Yeah, why are you flying so early?
Maybe
In and out bro
I
You done I get a little black Jack Andrew
All right, who's breaking
Who's breaking who's breaking?
Let's just do our man out break
Oh, man, that would have me up
Wait music for viper enough. You don't want to bring the speaker because you're
Rock paper scissors.
Rock paper scissors?
Oh, the music?
Oh my god, bro.
Who the fuck's idea was to put a fucking speaker on a...
on a three buttons guys I have trouble with things three buttons
though guys three buttons how to fucking buttons
I need that battery no it's like I turn on
All right, dad is blinking again, bro
What does green mean
What's that oh
My god rock speaker
What am I about to play
No, no juice rule. No, no, I gotta play song. Are you an artist? Yeah, just just this one thing you got it
About it throws a bullshit
He didn't get a haircut now shit
What the fuck it's my open here, okay? I don't know what you're doing, bro
So, fix that up before I get that punch of your shit.
Fix that up.
Fix that up before I fix it.
What?
Fix that up.
I'm not hoping that you like this, bro.
I'm not hoping that you like it.
Oh, what?
Oh my, oh my.
Oh my, oh my.
Oh my, oh my.
Like, who would win your selfie?
And a what?
What?
In that boxing matchup, of course.
Bro, weight class?
I'll say he's better than me at boxing.
Skill wise.
It's OK.
He's better than J.C.I. at boxing.
If he's better than me at boxing, wait a second.
Skill wise?
Yeah.
If he was, if we didn't have to say what he'd probably
go in right now, maybe.
I'll say he's better than me at boxing.
It's just you're carried by weight.
All right, ladies, you're great.
It's break.
Yeah, live ball.
Hey!
Good boy, dude.
That's the matter of motion right there.
If you don't watch, this thing will suck so bad.
Close take coming.
And they're close by so.
I'm going to hit two feet each time.
That's like when you actually double tap a shoe button or two feet.
I got it.
Nice, Tron.
Bro, let's break through.
I got you.
I got a low-coat hotel.
I got a low-coat hotel.
I've lost thousands of year olds out there.
I got a low-coat hotel.
Bro,
let's go to that spawn.
Shoot it.
You don't got that in your bag.
Oh.
Oh
No, bitch was a Saturn
Where did it go the right?
I've never seen someone shoot a straightened pitch black darkness.
So fucking ass.
Like I have bricks shots.
I've had horrible misses.
I've never seen nobody do that.
But I've never shot a basketball in a pitch black darkness.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, that's my ball, right?
Hell no.
Hey, bro, what?
I picked up the rebound.
You got it, man.
You playing 21.
He said he needed it.
He said he needed it.
He said he needed it.
I jumped!
I just needed this belt.
You're going to make it tomorrow?
Yeah.
Motherfucker!
I'm down.
I'm going up Hail Mary's.
Come everyone box out at once y'all.
That's all fun.
Holy shit.
Three out of one, three in all, dude.
I know, but it's crazy.
Think that's it?
Oh! Holy!
If you hide!
That one.
Yeah
I hear it. I hear it. Hey
Yeah, back out of my way.
Whoa.
Hey, don't ever go over there.
Take your time.
Dude, you're a thousand pounds.
That's fine.
I'm fucking hooping with dinosaurs.
Holy shit!
Ow!
Hey, air box!
go go go
don't do stupid things
hey dudes, I don't fucking want it bro
fuck you, you fucking do something
what you got?
what's that you got?
get your bag, get it back
this is an easy defense here
Oh my...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I should have hit it.
Wait, you're at 13?
Damn, I should have hit it.
You got that jump, bro.
Hey, yesterday it was a fuckin' hit.
I can't even keep it up.
Fuckin' good.
Slow down.
Oh, wait, oh wait.
I don't want to be reflecting on you, man.
I'll put back, I'll put back.
I'm putting that right back to zero.
What is yours?
I'm 12.
Aw, the Jewish promise.
Yeah, music's good.
Alright, bro. Let's lock in you all.
Come on, bro.
Can you get reset anymore?
Uh, just 211.
Just 211.
That guy's got it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that was open, y'all.
Let's get you.
Let me have a fuck about that one.
That's it.
Just hanging out here.
What are you?
11, how?
10.
Did you tell me at night?
Yeah, oh I know, yeah.
That's 11.
Do you see it?
I'm green.
I'm dark, Klee.
12.
Oh my God, I'm hot.
Oh my God, you're fucking huge.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
Get him huge!
This is an easy comeback.
Very nice to forecast bro.
Safety.
Oh I can't yet.
Hey!
Is that with a big donut?
Will he end his treat?
No.
I need some points. Holy shit.
Hey! What?
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god. Who was over there?
Green. Died.
Hey!
Nice one, no help, no help, no help, no help!
Bitch!
I gotta make that.
Bitch.
Oh, that's game on the way.
That's game!
Ah
My game bro
So can I go bro
To be told
to me too all right come on 21 again like I can't run for real all right
come on let's go 21 again what are you a silky run the ones I bet
Suki, come on, run it once.
Come on, bro.
Don't be scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm just not trying to try.
Oh, you got to try and get me?
I'm trying.
I'm just not going to lose.
You can run it once and get me.
Somebody run it once, bro.
A lot of fucking ducks here.
A lot of duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.
No goose, bro.
What are you guys doing?
No goose, bro.
No goose, bro.
No goose.
I've got no place right now.
I already won the one? Hold on.
What are you guys playing?
21.
I thought you were 1v1ing or something.
Right game?
It's my ball. Don't mess with the one.
Check it out.
Oh my god, and I'll say that's disrespectful.
Anybody can do that.
You ass.
You ass.
You ass.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, he just walked you up like that.
We were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ready now?
That's a give me dice at one point I did.
I got an oak. I got an oak there.
Yeah, we're gonna kill you all!
Oh, you win.
Looks like they want the ones, bro.
That's what we're doing with Fritos.
You really wanna go on the ground, huh?
That's what the crowd is saying, bro.
You really wanna go on the ground, huh?
You really wanna go on the ground, huh?
Yes!
1-0.
No, 0-0.
No, bro.
0-0.
1-0.
0-0.
Zero zero zero zero zero zero oh my god, you're scared of me you're scared
See what I did to him one play one play
Hey man, you're scaring me.
Yo, if you made your shots, zero-zero.
Bro, see now that's not what you're going to do, bro.
Okay, I should play a one-on-one.
Alright, come on, my ball.
My ball bro!
I should have.
You want to shoot?
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
You want a 7?
Can you get a 7?
Everything is there.
One more time.
Move it a little bit this way.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
Too easy. Too safe.
Cool.
Give me my cup, please.
Give me my cup, you're not giving me your respect or nothing.
Excuse me.
Hey, you gotta check the ball up.
Check the ball up.
I checked, bro.
Come on.
Time to have some basketballs, Mr. Bro.
Let's have a cricket.
two zero
Nathan Cross on the back
Stolen from him like a kid
Cookies down to the threeest C11
two-oh
Sookie top of the key
I'll probably slap that.
Did you?
I set you up.
Three of them.
No, man.
Everything's one.
Okay, I'll make that, and then this one will be for the game.
Right here.
Cause you're not gonna step up.
You don't know how to do shit.
You can't play zing.
Get off of the fucking court.
Extra credit.
Give him one more.
Right here!
Move, man!
Oh, you had them!
He's pushing me!
Ah!
Attitude!
I could have zipped this thing up.
Hi! Hi!
How you going up to the left? You don't go practice that.
Hey
Hi, yeah
Yeah
What's the score? What's the score?
6-2.
To 7?
Yeah.
How about?
Yeah, I'm gonna get back on the racing shit.
It's so addicting.
Yeah.
It's so dang dang good at it.
Why don't you shoot that? You know you don't punch that.
I've never seen something so easy in my life.
If you're gonna tip that, I'll see.
If I didn't play defensive, that's cute.
While you try it.
Don't worry about that.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't get your phones on the thing.
On the what?
The carpet.
That.
If we sparring, it's a different story.
I did.
Huh?
I'm good, bro.
What's up?
I'm good, bro.
Not my sport, bro.
I'm a for fun player, bro.
Hey!
What?
You pranked me, bro.
Why? Thank you.
You'll take it.
What?
My part, bro.
Fuck you.
Shut up.
Shut up.
What?
Suprise that.
Fuck off, bro.
What?
I forgot something.
Here.
Na na na na!
Yeah, I mean wait, this is the ball turning.
Na na na!
Na na na!
Goal!
Goal!
You're welcome.
Okay.
There we go.
What's on the loose one, John?
What's on the loose one?
Ah!
That's his reward.
You don't have to speak your shoe, I'll bring it, bro.
No, because you gotta play it out with it.
It's fine.
Oh, fuck.
And as your prize, bro, you get a song for me.
I'm gonna play it right now, today.
You're welcome, I'm a patient, I'm gonna start sleeping hard all right.
I'm a visitor, bro.
I'll tell you right now, you're in my room, while I'm all patients at a loss of it.
Well, I'm almost done.
You can take it through this, please.
Let me get one.
Finish it, bro. Finish it, bro.
Finish it, bro.
He said trigger! He said trigger! He said trigger!
That's what I muted bro. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
That's you.
What the fuck, bro?
Holy shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Bro, what a fucking day, Jack. What a day.
What a day, Chet.
Links?
I'm not gonna click on links.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Bro, I'm sweating like shit.
I don't think you gotta play.
This should do the speakers.
I'm not putting my headphones on.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This is actually...
Don't stop now! Don't stop now!
Right here! Right here!
It's me!
He has to keep going!
Who's there?
Hey! Don't stop that way!
Don't stop that way!
Don't stop that way!
Don't stop that way!
You got me?
I'm still, I'm still in here.
Sorry, I'm out.
Okay, so explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
He's very involved.
He's very involved.
He's very involved.
He's got to say, he's got to say to a cheat.
You got me?
He's got to say to a cheat.
He's got to say to a cheat.
He's got to say to a cheat.
Seriously.
No no no no no no no no.
Sigh.
Ha ha ha!
Sign!
Sign!
Sign.
Who I flashed be killing me.
Yeah!
Yeah, don't. Ah fuck no.
I'm feeling
It's just university, but why why are you first traffic out of camera, bro?
Danny
Oh
Okay, that's okay. I got that just maybe a couple of a bro. What the
Okay, I didn't know that she was dead ass is like fucking I ain't in the fucking camera like that, but I thought it was just like a
I put blimps in the smirk bro she bet eyes was going all all the way with it
This is even cringier
Happy for him bro
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
.
Who knows, bro? Who knows?
Oh my God!
She's looking at her past self!
And she's taking out the trash!
She's taking out the trash!
Oh!
Carbohydr doesn't make that sound.
Oh, shit!
And she's sad and she's reminiscing about her six exes that she thought was the end of it,
and now she's walking away and entering a new chapter in her life.
Wow, bro. Fucking hell, dude.
Now that's some artistry, bro. I can't even lie to you.
I can't even lie to you.
Her initials also doubling as Operating Room is just so genius.
Bro, I didn't even cash that.
I didn't even fucking cash that, bro.
Wait, what? Is this another FIFA song?
Featuring Lisa?
What the matter?
Bro! Dude! That's fucking... Bro! That's the loamy, right?
Alright, bro, let's compare this to ours, man, and beyond, and let's find out. Let's find out.
Let's see if they should hear or not.
Come on boobos!
Who in my bed Let me just fall in love S compares.
own that to be I just fell in love Like like I don't care.
Coldarker Music Tuck my shoulder in shove my fingers up
Burn, burn.
판a sh justice
I need some shit out here in like a forever 21, a music video
I mean your o truth.
Music video is definitely enhancing the music in my ears, but you feel me?
Ahm, World Cup not really feeling this song at all.
I would rather hear you to go into gold into gold then fucking you know what I mean, but
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm not gonna learn better like Lisa. I'm sorry we third job facts. This is a real world cup song
Very true bell very very true
Listen to this
I
But give me links to me links
I'm not looking hi guys money. No, yeah, no, no, I'm not I'm not a move, bro. I'm not a move
son I'm not remaking it bro
good times bro
now I got it bro
what's up my true, my religion
how people go with me, what's up my saffelin, the legend
how I down the soy
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter
hmm, damn bro
Damn bro.
Damn bro.
Good fucking times, bro, 2024, man, then I went home and bought my parents cars, bro.
This is crazy, this is crazy, bruh.
No, I'm not washing my fucking chicken.
My house is approximately 8 million degrees, my leg is very sore,
and tonight we are having chicken and potatoes on the floor.
Kevin picked me up this Kinders pack from Costco,
and we are going to use Butcher Burger Blend and grilled chicken seasoning.
He saw it. He said do you want this? I'm sure thanks for things. All right, bro
Are you gay? No, how you gonna ask me a question like that? How do you marry a woman?
And then turn around and let a man bend you over by the gods
So you do in the bended
What the fuck bro, what show is this and what's the plot?
Sound guy
What?
What are you talking about Matt? Yo fried by a little kid you know
Oh
My god, that's embarrassing you Rob you Rob, bro
What do you mean fucking cook what are you gonna say I can't say no oh my god you rock cook by a five year old dude
What the fuck they're still doing this there's no way right fuck you mean type shit
type fuck you mean type shit I'm gonna add that to my bag but I'm like bro I
I make a fuse like
Like he's vibing man walkout song
I'm going to play some music for sure.
My door is locked for your safety, not mine.
Once you get in, wake them all up, wake it up, I'm putting something in your rectum,
and it might be me.
My door is locked for your safety, not mine.
Once you get in, wake them all up, wake it up, I'm putting something in your rectum.
What are you talking about man?
Let's see her film.
Hold on, give it a second Jack.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Hold on. Hold on.
What genre is this, bro?
Wait! Wait!
He might have just unlocked some shit.
Is this some Dante shit?
Bro, I mean, wow, I mean, lowkey, this is some new shit, so not even that bad, bro, I kind
of like it.
I'm gonna get you.
Check the perimeter now!
I'm looking everywhere!
Wow.
The goal is yours and hang it in the secure.
Holy fuck.
TTS.
TTT.
Come on.
Come on!
Where's the gold?
No, Buddha!
No!
Oh my god, I'm just gonna sell it.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
NO!!
Holy f*****g shit.
Actual s**t. I just watched.
Play this classic.
What happened to Kpop bro?
I actually used to be good.
And I say oh my heart
Say another apple all the time
And another guitar so sad
Oh I'm, I'm, I'm nearly lonely
And the next you gotta bother
Nothing on me
And then I ain't in my room
I act like a nut
Say I'm
Say I want it more, more, more
I
Do jeans
Damn bro, he mugging me
He mugged
PORTSYNICAL DEVIL 5
wait
REBEL
like
wait bro this not
RIMBEL bro this is just REBEL no
no no RIMBEL bro
no no no I want it RIMBEL
So is this just a reaction music segment cuz I'm not
Damn bro, what happened? I mean tapped out. I'm gonna tap that a kpop
This is how you play Yukon by Justin Bieber. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I
Don't let me do this. Oh god. Oh god, don't let me
Oh, they don't fuck that they fucked up. They fucked up. This is how you play Yukon by Justin Bieber the easy way
It's it looks hard, though
No, bro, look bro look at the three fingers over it, but that's it
It's actually the hardest fuck I do not I can't do that. I can't do that
Could you get a hold of three down?
Yeah, that's hard bro. That's hard. I'm too. I'm a rookie man
Don't make me this fucking
Learn it
It's easy
Hi, bro, y'all waiting for the guitar second in front man
I'm confused
Okay, I don't know where to put my fingers here, 5k bits from Alchin and South Savior,
Thank you.
I just said that that's completely no.
What the fuck?
in the new core video yep yep yep talk about this
Check out our Patreon chat.
We good? Bro, fuck y'all man.
It's a SELON. SELON, DROP. SELON.
I've got picks from South Saviour.
Thank you, bro.
It's a rally for my homey new wargame. I'm going to check it out.
I
Oh, hold on, hold on, hey, hold on, hey.
Bro, do y'all understand taxes, is this?
Do you understand, like, I got bills and shit,
and y'all gonna understand barely like, I'm not gonna go broke.
Last video.
What was this, bro?
I played this game.
Oh my god, a video game!
Cough
Bro you gotta you gotta hide you gotta be behind the door and kill him
Stop trying to hide man. What are you doing?
It's just
you
you
you
you
you
You
My god
Wait, this music video was actually so fucking good, bro.
I didn't even pay attention to any of the songs.
Actually, good music, oh, that was fire, that was fire, man.
This is crazy.
Hi guys, please don't skip this video.
I'm literally shaking while making this.
I need you guys to watch this.
So I'm exploring this abandoned plaza that's empty and I'm going in this parking lot.
right now to get some cool photos right and you know the photos are cool and all
until I keep going into these lower levels and then I see these doors that
are like all locked or whatever you know and then I see this hallway that's like
just there so then I turn the corner right here and I see this little thing
right here I'm like dude what is this and I keep on going to the hallway why
would you do that for us?
of stairs and these flights of stairs they just keep on going and going it was like five flights
of stairs or something I started going and I get to the top right here and I open this door
why would you go bro don't and I'll let the rest of the video explain itself
this has to be AI right
Oh my god, oh no.
I'm scared.
I'm so fucking scared.
Bro, it says keep out.
Why would you go?
Sorry to freeze here real quick because I forgot to record this part but the holy kept
on going after this but then there's one that got dirty with him.
Why would you keep going?
You're gonna open a door and a fucking monster is gonna jump at you.
Oh hell no.
Two chairs next to each other, facing each other.
Get out bro.
Open door.
Oh you're dead.
GG's.
God infinite fucking time loop.
You idiot.
No phones about to die, Graf.
I'm so scared.
Oh my god! Holy fucking jumpscare.
Video's ending, GEM!
AHH!
AHH!
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
you
you
you
you
you
I confirm, I'm proud to have my record back, once again I nominate Yee-Hang Wang.
But that's a fucking tie move man.
Wang, have a good one y'all.
Little too slimy to end the fucking video, okay? Not a bad shot at all.
Jason got a shot at her, go fuck yourself.
C-List Abbey and Jason.
Yeah, yeah, they put a catches on me
This time bro, wait till I get nice on a good guitar just wait
oh my fucking god how in the world is that happening at all my fucking god wow
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, I didn't know.
Every fucking guy's his junior age.
That was insane.
That was insane.
I thought I was gonna cut to like, uh, like, do your age strumming a guitar and singing
this shit, like, oh my god.
Oh, stop it, be happy things happen, don't be upset, there no one will.
Clense, bro.
Oh, fuck me, man.
When you miss it, you would never have seen it in the fondness that you see it in, like,
as drums have seen.
Holy shit, like when you mess with me.
Yeah, this is Peeke right here.
The childhood that you lived.
If you were able to live in the same, you know,
say whatever you mess, same as fucking 2018 for me,
and you find out that you messed with me,
you messed with me.
You messed with me.
That was the time that you messed with me in 2018.
You messed with me.
That's three fallout fallout fallout boys.
You never seen it in your life and you would always be in it.
I would see you seven four nights.
Because when we first went to the US, I was like, wow, you missed the big supplier too.
I'm going to let us, I'll educate it in nice.
Well, peak.
I
To a movie I
Mean, bro, I don't even want to watch it tonight. He makes his professional debut
Not really a move for that. I'm gonna be buzz buzz. I'm so geeked right now. Did you know that's actually my favorite saying?
Wow
I
right there, Mo. Lock in.
Latter. Whoa.
Skull emoji.
Skull emoji loading.
Skull emoji loading right now.
Oh my god, oh my god, bro last even soon
oh my god clay man look at me on the ground
Luca?
Oh my god, man
Yeah
Last school no no school then what the fuck is ladies doing who has the best
Yeah, who just bought you all this stuff
She did.
And you know if it starts?
It was really late. If Snape or not, I was gonna pick him up, bro.
Back in Milwaukee.
And then we're gonna travel on that after.
So, I'm happy to.
Yeah.
But we're not eating it all. Just know that.
I don't want to go, I don't want to copy it and send it to my...
Dude stop mocking me bro!
Matter, matter, matter.
Save something.
He's live right now?
No he's not.
I'm gambling so hard.
Prime bro, I just did the prayer hands.
Thank you bro.
Thank you dude.
Okay, hold on.
Whoa.
Hold on.
Bang!
Click it bro. Click it. Click it. Click it bro. Click it, bro. Click it. No
I'm not even clicking that Jason like I don't what are you sending me, bro?
What do you mean you?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Happy to see you
We're not eating at all
Just smell that
Cause we gotta save something
Oh yeah, watch a video
You're actually a resource
Uh huh
I'll turn my camera on
Let me see if this looks like me
Uh oh, uh oh, don't scare me
Let me sit up
Ha ha ha ha
Oh
Bro, that's identical man, bro, go to facial hair out. Don't get a haircut for like two weeks. That's literally him
You guys are fucking weird not recreating that
the speed different hey hey oh my god bro look man
bro i gotta get nice man i gotta get nice
no no no no no no i'm not watching that fuck no i'm not shitting
this shit is he
I'm not
Music listening to me don't want funny videos
Open your eyes and turn
It's all time, it'll be all right
Hey bro, I used to watch this guy's videos all the time
Who is this bro?
This guy was my childhood
Who is this bro?
Fuck
We die bro
I used to watch him in power
I
Oh
Very cool, very cool, very cool. Move your head move your head man move your way
Get a scene this bear
Wow Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow three nutmegs in a row
Wow
Wow, I know that move
Wow
I make a dance, I make a dance, I make a dance
Don't let money be your god
Don't let money be your god
Don't let him or N-E-Y be
I
Seen this bro, just fucking crazy dude
Wait, Cole Palmer's a part of it. No mayway. I really don't want you guys shit
But the devil kept popping up like hot or you lame holla. They really tried to kill your girl
That's the same holla. What you gonna do about it? I said what should I do?
He said you tell me they tried to shoot a point blank and not the brains out of I gotta reload with that bullet that came
Well, yeah, when you bring up sentiment and the last I can see make sure you let the world know
She was firing at three
NIGGA NEWS OF BITCH!
If you wanna be for the angel, I brought my own bird chop snitch!
NIGGA NEWS OF BITCH!
She still wanna be seen with her!
That's how I know you ain't half a man!
NIGGA NEWS OF BITCH!
As I cover my face on the side of angel, I got ganestain!
NIGGA NEWS OF BITCH!
Fucking God!
It's crazy how I could get rid of angel with something that was made in China!
Why, you're so old, you stupid!
Not my fucking god because Asia, bro that's his girl, but Asia, Asian's chopsticks dude.
Holy fucking shit!
It's a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, change gear, check in there, it's murder of prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.
Jeremy, did you use permanent marker?
I might have used permanent marker.
I'm gonna have to bleach my eyes!
She's fit.
Yeah, I'd fuck her.
Thanks very much.
No, but would you?
Would you?
Hmm, well, this is my mom.
No.
There is no such country.
Okay.
Londonese humor.
Guys, send me your siktok crisis, okay?
Don't play with me
Please
If you don't like what I'm saying
Wow
Let me pull that shit back
Because I'm bad
Come on
Who's bad?
Let me pull that shit right there man
They say Eminem watches your battles
Is that true?
Yo
Hey, Eminem
Is that you?
No
You think it what I'm thinking no stand to no your whole Instagram lately been getting me mad
You think COVID is this liberal plan conspiracy fact, but I think it's time to give them some snacks
I'll play the grab I brought an extra cuz I knew this food or if it in half
Fuck bro
That's hard right there, I remember that bro, I remember that bro, sorry.
What the fuck is this trampoline? Why would you ever like buy this?
This is the fucking death trampoline, bro.
Like this is...
Why, man?
Why?
High risk, no reward?
Oh my god right here. I remember this
I remember
Wow, we'll come soon Chad. Who's ready? I'm gonna lie bro. It's coming soon
Nice nice
Yo bro
And as your prize bro you get a brother I literally lived that man
This nigga by while stay talk about how he looks so young at 38
Maybe you look like SpongeBob's mother nigga
She was the leg of him. Yeah, yeah, that's it
Chuck is in a nigga like stewie
It's it in the guess swollen
Yeah
They get how dare you say you
Yeah, he does yeah, he does like spongebob mom
I
Bro, that's the last thing I got I got five more legs actually one
I gotta watch the movie check I heard it's a fucking movie of a movie
I don't fucking know!
I never had a chance to have a match with you!
Nice.
Two.
I thought it was a fuck-up!
I don't feel a sight through my jaw!
I'm a fucking normal square!
I'm a fucking normal square!
I'm a fucking human sex!
I don't need to...
I thought it was a...
Three.
Spidey!
Let's play a graph.
Nice.
Oh
So so sad, all right this three
Dude is now oh, yeah, okay, what's up with this cake?
It was me, her, the whole time.
It was me, her, the whole time.
Very true.
It was me, her, the whole time.
Switch it up bro, maybe get the last link to be real fourth link.
When I played in the video, I was eight.
What?
What's your name?
Brett.
Do we also know your face?
Well you definitely know my face.
So the meme came out in 2016, but the video was shot in 1989.
Oh!
Wow!
Crazy!
So I didn't look at it.
Trying to figure out who you are.
Good luck.
It's like the kazoo guy, for example.
No!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Are you the kazoo guy?
Oh my god!
Wait a minute!
Who are you?
Who are you?
Wait a minute, who are you?
Oh, wait a minute!
That's the kazoo guy, bro!
Who are you?
Who are you?
Wait a minute, who are you?
Wow, he did the thing, bro. That's literally his thing.
Good leaks. Trust me, alright, this is the last link for you.
That's what we saw. We saw it. We saw it, Charlie Curt.
Catch eight receptions for 104 levels.
Yeah.
We saw...
And I said that's very good.
Cause you're five by five.
Yeah, five by five, powers up.
Oh my god, Christian Curley.
Yeah.
Okay.
Lookit down C.O.
They're the type that grab my crumb.
One play to get catch by crumb.
Lastly,
I was calling at the home of the pagers you know demonic and shit you know it was good times
But this shit ruined the patients man. They dad's we're best in the east and then this injury is fucked up
He brits my eyes to I
Have zero dollars in my crypto because I have a button just brits me
final link this guy's a beast
I've seen this this guy's a beast man
this guy's a beast Jesus man
How many minutes should I go with Jeff?
pause yeah pause this guy when you shoot which we're kind can't be bad
we're kind we're kind we're kind excuse you
let's get a quick cake W in there wow they don't your message is being checked
by mods and has a brother so kick Debbie is banned in his chat let's check
something when she sees if he looks like a zombie nope no face cam first this
guy's a goat by the way someone see bro you died how did you die to a Molly
You have 60 seconds
I feel like it's noisy in there and like I don't want to be on it.
How do you see?
I don't know why.
Mark?
What was the highest I got?
Oh my god.
Wait, no.
Yeah, he's alive, bro.
Bro, of course I died to the person jumping up
because we're just spamming.
Tiki-tiki.
One for two.
Eight notes.
Naughty game!
Did you ever have a hand cancer scene?
Maybe not impossible
I would just I would need like I
Would need a brand new like was it called like pull to angle down at my hand
It's not impossible to be a future. I could technically have it
But if I go alone to Argentina is it safe for me as a girl?
Let's see, he's like I'm tired of this ghetto ass like movie, you know
I
Thought that was cheeser bro come on, bro, that's just cash cards
Come on, Sapna, don't tell me you got a fucking 30-minute delay, man.
Sapna, Minecraft, Sapna, Sapna!
Oh, I don't need you here, man, yeah, I'm ready.
Bro.
I love you, Sapna, boys.
So, I know Harvard to work something hard, Jinger.
Nothing in the smoke.
Walking in, man, walking in, man.
And then what?
I'm taking a free tour.
One backside, one backside.
I
My delay
He's here
Ten's responded brother. I didn't even fucking type in his chat. What do you mean he responded?
10 is called you go out to a 1v1.
So I'm not talking to you?
Wait what did he say?
Oh my god bro.
My god, bro
Ten said call on discord. Oh my god, bro. Kill you guys. You break kill yourself, bro
My god, he lost his voice
So I'm not finding blout chat
Ten said ten. Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, go nice to do nice. Yeah, ten blah blah. Yeah
Let's see if he said anything
Fuck I shot you really
4 FDs or not 4 FDs?
Oh
Yeah
There's an Asian people here
Where you're wasting I'm waiting wait. What are you in the music?
I'm Chinese, and I'm like...
Are you gonna be in a maze?
I mean, do I feel like ending?
Yeah, I'm not in line. I'm pretty tired, bro.
What's this?
Ah, classic, bro. Good fucking times, guys.
I mean, bro, I mean, I'm gonna go...
Scroll through the short, steep end for a little, like, one, maybe one.
We could go, uh...
We could go...
We could go...
Classic.
It's the biggest pop star!
We're gonna give you a lot of shit bro actually shit
As I'm answering and then I'm probably gonna
And then I'm probably gonna take a shower
And then tomorrow I'll be live maybe
Maybe, maybe, maybe, probably will be live, bro.
What am I gonna do tomorrow?
I'm gonna figure that shit out, bro.
Today, let's actually check the clip.
Let's see if the Mandalorian,
that sure was worth a thousand bucks.
And, and, no, that bitch is going nowhere,
except probably to the private attack.
But don't tell me clip is not doing that bad, bro.
um
But uh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bro, I've been getting spoiled with homelander
Matter, matter, matter, matter, daddy, matter, daddy, matter
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter
All right chat car shopping a mall
car shop tomorrow
Even though I'm not even shopping, but is there a smart new me
But one thing about me is I'm very
Me there is
Well, to end the stream, I got a bit of a bite, I know y'all are in bed right now, so...
I'm gonna run over and restart it.
I need to get the game to the end.
Oh, you should have seen too.
All right, but...
All right, but...
When you open up when you open up
Because you're gonna kiss me someday
You're the sweetest thing
And it don't change
If I had it my way
And you know it's...
I might actually try this time. I might actually try this time.
Oh, fuck, I'm still doing that.
fuck this shit man i'm quitting man
fuck y'all bro
I'm out of shit man.
Thank you all for watching bro, I'll be back tomorrow, maybe, um, yeah, follow me updates
for the updates man, um, I'm out of the motherfuckers.
It's all my son's worldwide
I'm out peace y'all. I love y'all content overload live tomorrow
Can't parking lot lookin' like many city parking lot
And it talks when I walk by like you know I'm so doing it
Drop it, drop it, yeah
And I'm comin' with the Y
Y'all niggas not poppin'
Fuckin' and she goin' shoppin' in the world
I'm runnin' out of options
Yeah, runnin' out of options
Puttin' my four adoption
Time my name on a dot
This is not love, baby
There's no four, leave no horseshoe
I'm in the bank, they can pull you
I'm in New York on John Chetcher
Supermodels in the Y-Sex
Lock the door to the bathroom, cause they doin' somethin' that is not pepsi
I'm just pourin' on the shots, I remember that I told y'all
You don't know, babe, When you hold me tight
And kiss me slow, babe, It's the sweetest day
And it don't change If I'm in my way
You're the coffee that I drink in the morning You're the sunshine in the rain when it's pouring
Won't you give yourself to me?
I just want to see.
I just want to see how beautiful you are.
You're not at a bar, no.
You're not your style.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
This part.