jasontheween
🔴THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MY ASSISTANT LU🔴EPICNESS🔴LETS THROW SOMETHING ON THE GRILL🔴HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY🔴LOLOLOLOLOL🔴
05-25-2026 · 8h 17m
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Makes me feel better bro because I've been fucking sore every single day
Ketamine? No ketamine. Insecure. Insecure. That does not make me insecure. Bro, I'm just
trying to make my body feel as good as possible. You know what I mean? Why does he look fat?
Not true. Not true. Cold plunge, bro. My whole body is sore. Like my stomach. Like, you see
my stomach? Like, it's yellow because it's sore. Do you guys see it? Wait, why not? Hold
hold on bro hold on wait you see I was yellow right there bro I don't know
what happened that's just you that's fat ass bro I could literally be 10%
body fat and I will still get caught a fat ass I don't understand y'all Ron
One bill, please, never God ever do that shit, please.
Damn, what's Suki do to you?
Funny, man, funny, hilarious, hilarious.
Oh, my fuck, hey, boy, look at 10, get paid.
Listen, we hit 20K today, I'll buy Lou a new car.
Fuck!
Oh, I need help.
I need help!
I was scared of death to send the dream
Ha ha ha, Darren!
Yeah, Darren, good edits!
Mo!
I was scared of death to send the dog!
I was scared of death to send the dream
But on y'all's life, I'ma buy Louis Cart if we get to 20 candidate. No cap.
Ew.
You for can they hear me? Yes, I hear you
Hello
Yo, I just won though
Dude, what is she talking about she got mugged by Robert's dude. That's just not nice man. You're ugly. Sorry, man
He was fucking crazy. She said you
La Mal oh my god
hell bully man hell bully yo robert's not even that ugly not that ugly but yeah
chat today Lou has no idea all right listen today is my sister Lou's
birthday it's the 25th of May I told her I told her listen you don't got to do
anything today you know today's memorial day go take the day off after just pull
up around 4 p.m. 4 p.m. bro she's gonna pull up at 4 p.m. no one tell her though
nobody tell her all right now what am I about to do God knows man God knows
Chad what should I do all right? I'm gonna throw her a surprise party
Better throw a surprise party gonna buy mad balloons bro stuff it in the problem because that's where she is posted up
Usually in the in the problem maybe but maybe not making no fucking cake. All right. I'm not getting a cake
I'll get her cake, but then but I'll probably just have the person just like draw like happy birthday Lou on the cake
Invite people to come
Yeah, bro. Let me let me car wash. Let me go
Listen, listen, she's gonna fucking cry of joy. She's gonna cry of joy when she when she pulls up
your call has been for a matter of call segment already bro go fuck yourself
All right, let me call John.
No content equal call people, bro. What are you talking about?
John?
Hey, Matt, I'm ready.
Yo, yo, John, John.
Do not...
Do you have any speed over there?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, pull out as soon as possible, but shh, do not tell Lou.
Bro, we're throwing her a surprise birthday party today.
Shhhhhh!
Oh shit, who's pulling up?
Is it you and me and Loge or what?
Fuck yeah, bro!
Fuck yeah!
You've not got my any of her friends?
Her friends?
Bro, I don't know any of her friends, though.
Maybe, maybe like, give a call to Loge, cause Loge is like in her friend circle.
Oh my god, you're a genius, bro!
Yeah, man, uh, well, what are we gonna do, like, go pull up the party city, buy some of the lools, maybe buy an ice cream cake or something?
Nah, I'm gonna get her a cake, you know what I mean? I'm not baking her a cake, that's gonna be too long.
Bro, I told her to pull up at 4, she has no idea what I'm doing or what, she asked, what do I gotta do today?
I said, pull up at 4, pull up at 4 p.m. or your fire.
So, she's coming at 4 p.m., she has no idea what the fuck is about to happen today.
It's gonna be a fucking movie. She's gonna open the door for a problem to balloons and a cake. It's gonna be fire
Well, I told her to not watch the string today or sir. She's fired because it's in my title, so
I'll be there
Well, I got food for you don't even worry about it, bro
Oh my god, we got a what we got a band Lou, bro? You looking strong today. Thank you, man
bro let me call woz again let me say a shoe yo yo woz
guess what guess what guess what today I'm throwing yo if you didn't know it's
move's birthday today. Shhh. Yeah. Listen, I'm about to throw her a surprise birthday party.
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta pull up, bro. You gotta pull up. And maybe should we,
and get her friends? Like, you know her friends at all? Or no?
Out here, her friends include me, Tam, and then a bunch of people that work for like,
Like, with a lot of stuff like Liza and Dan and some other people.
You know what, fuck it. It's fine. I think me, you and John, honestly, show up on the
doors for me and you and John. I think that's completely fine.
Oh, you know who you could, because we worked for Jody before, and you could call Jody and
ask her what Liza and Che.
Or I can just get her a cake that's already pre-made and maybe some balloons. They call
it a day.
I mean, you can't do that, yeah.
Ooh, call Jody, another call, bro, nice!
All right, babe, I'll call him.
That's the truth, it's very funny.
All right.
Oh, nice, another call, bro.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, bro.
I don't have her number, no!
I don't have her number, no!
Fuck, man.
Oh
This word I guess you don't pick up on this
Yo, what was question? Do you have quarter J's number?
All right bad bad bad my problem after
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah?
Do you have Jody's number or a quarter J?
Um, I don't know if I have a number.
I can message her on Discord.
Um, yeah, yeah.
You can just message her on Discord
and like ask her a number and ask her,
like I'm trying to get in contact with her
That's all this
Okay, oh
Wait, I have on just cool too. So I'll probably just yeah, but um, I remember why I texted you pull up at four or your fire
Okay
Fucking up fuck shit. Oh my god
Dude, I feel like you almost found out.
I know.
Alright, so for some reason, I'm not...
Oh wait.
Please
Bro, nah, if I seen this gift, I would instantly respond.
out.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Right up fucking it
Am I gonna get blocked
She's worked with city on an OTV so Broden would be a good tall
Okay, okay. All right. All right, CD on I got I don't got I don't got anyone's I don't got their content at all, bro
or bro, no
Worst gift user ever bro, this is good gift use. I'm actually gonna favorite this one, bro
Everybody likes cats. All right, especially a jumping cat. So I'm gonna get I'm gonna favorite that one
I
Asked pokey for her number bro, bro. She's in a meeting right now. All right, we'll get back to me when she's ready
Dear god do not watch own a please. What do you mean? What are you talking about? It is no I like this one, bro
It looks nice
He's driving cars, bro
Woe sent me a number.
Holy fuck another fucking call.
Oh wait, I just got, I just got Jodi's number.
Now do I call Jodi or do I have a little bit of consideration and wait for her to finish
her meeting?
Wait.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, bet, bet.
I'm gonna call City here.
Are you a streamer or a human with morals?
Same meeting?
Bruh.
Bruh.
I
Know they have maybe having hella meetings
Probably text and say hi, this is Jason the ween chest. You're not texture and say this is Jason the ween or
This is Jason the ween hello
You need an air cut bro, bro. I should not shit's poofy though
Peep what's this?
Say it's core Jason and we know I've seen this man. I seen this
T.J. still pissed? Yo Garcia, thank you for the 10 gifty! Listen bro, people be hating
about all my elbows dude, I was blessed with these elbows, alright? I'm not cheating, elbow
glitch is pissing me off. Dude, there's people genuinely mad at my elbows, man. What am I
supposed to do not not utilize them or I was I was born with these fucking elbows
I'm not cheating double-jointed she worked with Saikunu try calling him what
actually it makes it harder that's what Google says
You just need to walk down, what's gonna happen if it doesn't, I'm gonna work Jason's eye.
He's just getting out of there all the time.
And then, um, listen, I don't want to...
I want to get back-
Alright, bro. Listen to me and what Ayanna do tomorrow.
I'm down to call her, bro. Fuck it, I got no concept.
Not yet, at least until the jar comes here.
I'm live.
Hey.
Are you busy, Yana?
I'm about to get my hair done.
W Aircut, great Aircuts.
Thank God.
Um well tomorrow you know what I mean? Um, what's the plan?
Yes, I did yes, I did
Yes, I did I literally was like yo like like how we skydive cuz you say you try to skydive
Yes, you did
Also, yeah, I'm down for literally anything. Have you ever been in Calabasas?
Yeah
How about how about
I learned the guitar I said I learned the guitar
It wasn't too bad. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, did you want to hear it or not?
No, okay. I'll just say it. Oh
Yeah, yeah
I mean to listen we can we can
We can box lost in Calabasas lost in LA we can do what you want to do
But I don't know if that spot is in LA or we can do yeah, that shit
All right bet
Learn how to play happy birthday on the guitar oh my god
Oh my god
Happy bird, nah it's too hard, I'm not gonna lie, that's too many chords.
Diplo, link that with the corboys!
Hey bro, that's really my dog, me and Diplo and all the guys, yeah, this was good vibes
yesterday man, shout out to Enhance Games, this is a movie.
This is AI.
Nah yeah, we were gassed yesterday.
70 in flight, and then yeah, we slept on the same bed
Happy birthday
Birthday party surprise coming soon
Why would I even fall for that, bro?
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
Ah, my God.
Why do I fucking,
ants crawling on my neck?
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck, we have an ant bit?
What the fuck is going on?
Bro, ew.
Dude, I'm itchy everywhere.
What the fuck is happening to me?
Dirty bitch, I shower!
Oh my god.
It's all that air one you have under your desk?
I only have two. I only have one bag.
I only have one. Oh my god, you're right!
There's fucking ants all over this!
Ew, what?
Ew.
Ew.
Take it outside.
I'm gonna be honest when Lou pulled out she could do that.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'll throw it away later.
Can't you see him reacting to comp?
Why Jason kind of?
Hold on, bro.
Hold on.
Well, I'm low key kind of you're useless
Dude this dude is mad cool, bro
Holy mod, I mean
He's our fucking Roy's I hope he mods me
lost all your ads Ron mog in the fuck out of you you're getting fat I'm just
not getting fat where reactive Maudi and Kilo fight wait can someone leave me
that I seen that where I've seen this already dude I like I body fight damn
Jack
Why the shit in fucking 280p though
Go!
Oh!
Em! Em! Em!
Em!
Em!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That was over bro!
Why did they even do this though?
You and Silky should do that? Listen, I would lose bro and beyond.
I'm going for it.
That's it?
Oh
Fuck
Damn, bro, now he got his ass slapped up
Oh man, oh my god
Ah
Waited money got sent home to fuck boss called of doom
Bro soon
He got blackboard no he did it money did not get blackboard
It's coming soon.
No.
I want to say, Jason DeWine, you are a fake fucking demon, bro.
You're a fake demon.
You're a fucking larper.
I watched you go to three dealerships and lark buying a car and not even think about buying
a single one, bro.
That's cap.
You are a larper.
I'm just waiting for you to come in.
No pilot Baron, this is why I fuck with you Baron.
Lacey, get off my fucking cock.
I'm not larping, okay?
I am going to buy a second car, a daily.
I am, I am.
Is that tomorrow?
No, is it next week?
Probably not.
Sometime this year, most more than likely.
Yes, okay?
So listen, bro, there's no rush to buying another car at all.
This is what I learned, okay?
You cannot be peer-pressured.
It's a buying a car that you don't need.
All right, gas price is high as fuck, okay?
All right, bro, I'll buy another car and then what?
The fucking made-back system that bras
for fucking 10 years?
No, bro, I gotta weigh, I gotta weigh,
and I gotta make some calls,
I gotta make sure this is a good financial decision.
I gotta make sure, you know, that I'm ready.
I'm ready for another car, all right?
So, damn.
Millionaire, by the way, bro.
Millie I had if I buy it in the car. I'm not a millionaire anymore
All right
If I buy a car, I'm not a millionaire anymore
So I'm waiting until I stack a bit more bread invest a bit of more of my money
You know also got a kid my family right, you know my uncle need his teeth repaired
I got to get him right before you know, I gotta look after the people back at Arlington
Okay, it's not just about me.
$68,000 dentures. Yes!
Family rich already? Damn!
Hold on, let's slow-mo this shit. I ain't gonna lie. I am really watching, bro. Let me see.
130, 130, 130!
Three, two, one, go.
Okay, first swing, no contact, no contact.
Okay, weaves, weaves.
Ooh, fuck!
Fuck!
Little Boobay got hit.
Okay, he's still in this though.
He's still in this though.
Weaves.
Okay, reset.
Oh man, I can't see it
Cause Marty had biggest shit, but definitely landed a hit there.
Definitely got him in the fucking chin.
Oh my God, and he's just smacking him up.
Smack him.
Smack him.
Swing him.
Cameraman, bro.
Send in a fucking camera.
I can't see it.
Oh my God.
I don't think a single hit landed on Marty, bro.
Oh my, oh my, oh my God.
They swing him up and then Khalil just, he balls up.
Balls up, man.
Balls up.
Good stoppage bro good stoppage good shit ref
He wanted more though, bro
That wasn't 30 though that was like 10, huh?
Saj? Sunny. Damn Sunny. Sunny got deported, bro.
Ahhh
Mother, mother ...
Sunny
Help her iceman
IceG Destroyer skeleton
Wait
Fuck Iceman
No
Oh my God, I'm really stupid.
Yeah.
Because the Iceman was a nice man.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my brain.
I'm gonna be honest, yo, sonny, sonny, hit my phone.
I can get you back.
I can get you back.
You just have to sign under my LLC, alright, and you have to be signed as an employee of
mine.
And then you could get a work visa.
actually no troll. Like no troll, that could actually work. But you know what I'm saying,
you would have to, you would be signed under me. That's like a real thing. Um, 360, I
mean, listen, you want the visa? You want to be in the US or you want to stay in fuck
ass Canada? Why can't hundreds of these do it? I don't know, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know how she's been in 100 D's for longer than what five months and 100 D's have it hasn't given her a work visa
Which is kind of fucking crazy
We do it tomorrow. Wait to go to school niggas
Damn W. Vivette, Miss Cabra. When's when will you be back when we'll be back?
Happy birthday Lou. Bro. This is not Lou the fucking days. Why you making her do a fucking oomoo face?
But how long has this guy been a media man, I'm about to get mad, do I ring her again?
Nah, I'm not human, with morals.
It's always Silky breaking his neck.
yeah
hey
stop it not
broke your neck
ahhh good checking down
yeah me and Diplo we like this
bro
what's that, what's that
W. Dibblah. W. Lutbois, with me and my boy right there.
The fuck is this, man? Oh, yeah, that's when I fucked the dad so hard he got put to sleep.
Come on, bro. By Jason and Little Ween right there. W fucking friend.
Brutalized silkie.
Uh, you're sneak frank about...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So, forward day.
Yeah.
Every day, you're streaming all day.
Live streaming.
Maybe have one day.
Actually, yeah.
Every day is seven days a week.
Grind on.
Grind on.
Oh, my God.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Don't put my chains in the ring.
Hey, shout out to Justin, man.
I'm sitting at Ashton Martin right now.
I ain't in line for W fucking Justin.
We're gonna be back soon, Justin.
Now we busy that day duck the fade am I crazy for her feeling like if I was if I didn't beat the
Stairway guy then beat silky after like I would not have ducked Chris that day
Yeah, yesterday. I feel like I can get him. I feel like I could get him like dead ass. I feel like I could get Chris
But this definitely was a strategic will duck for sure
He do 130 push-ups. Wait that ass
Chris Killier out loud ass. His stamina is insane. Can't be given out free push-off
aid. He can do 150 to 400 in a video. Oh fuck yeah, never mind. That's yeah. I'm
ducking that. I'm ducking that shit. Lauren Calisthenics? I mean.
You guys come to like probe the earth and select that leave me out of that
You got me right we've been cool
We've been cool for that long
But a suit can go to fuck me
I'll be the most up to see the evidence
No the last time I took someone's hat up or come back off
Fuckin' war has not happened
A war happened?
What is this eye flirting bro can my calm stop shipping me with all my friends please bro
It was wrong and then it was fucking Marlon it was with ladies, but it's doing it that
bro is literally with fucking everybody me and silky are not trying to fuck each other
And we be looking at each other when we talk and not flirting as fucking speaking to each other
That's what it is. Stop fucking your friends
Subodon to the weenie you are missed
By the what is this what the fuck is this man
What is this Indian song, it's cute
You're gonna have to re-tweet this back
What's funny about Jason Kushner and every scene in the time when Cliff goes viral of
it, you dad has got people arguing with each other about the legitimacy of his push-ups
Madison too.
facts for them dude I got people calling me like all types of slurs bro cuz I'm
beating people in the pushing face is there really necessary versus pushers
man all right let me have it this the only thing I have a fucking successful
Let god damn it
Wait, I thought he said it was one-on-one though. How are you getting a video of that car?
I thought you said I thought he told me it was one-on-one am I trippin
It's a different car
It's a different color different car
One of 1,000
one oh one colors it's the Austin Austin Austin Martin account retard but not
cool
whoever gave me this cock means the fucking die now I generally can't see him
losing to anyone his method whatever it is OPW Jason now W Foozie Barry thank you
for giving me my props bro they were giving my props it's his small-ass frame
he is literally 80 pounds five four brother I'm not 80 pounds or five four
okay that's cope right here um foosie no should I get a workout with foosie in
dude I feel like but who wins out of push-and-fame me or foosie I think I got
him he called you petite no his method is waiting weighing 140 pounds and
lifting weights I don't even lift anymore man matter matter matter bunch of
matter in these fucking comments bro
yeah I know a lot of push ups
I'm not doing this shit. RIP. They need RIP man. RIP. The girl. RIP. Nike X Travis Scott?
Wow this is sexy man. I'm gonna be honest. This is my stuff. Swag right here. I need one of these.
I've been shopping a lot more. Oh this brown is so sexy. Dude I have to be so fucking bad. John where are you at?
Where's
Lou Jean's woes and John trip 60
60 but whenever your birthday, let me know
Whenever it was your birthday, let me know
Suki is still in Vegas by the way. Oh my fucking god, just do it on the mouth and it tastes like
Um, Suki the only person that didn't leave Vegas. I don't know why he stayed. Maybe he's getting lit
Maybe he's doing a little bit of gambling
Um, yeah.
Did y'all win last night?
We instantly left in the spinner.
Missed his flight?
No, no, we didn't fly him when we took a, we took a car home.
See, he's probably just, just vibing, having a fun time.
What's that bandana down?
W brothers man, I wish I had a brother.
you J mother f**ker
this is crazy bro yeah I was I was hungry dog bro I had a f**ked up ankle
going on tiktok live and doing wild shit man like yeah I don't know who's in
this chat though
I have 1.8k in the live though like I was really in here moving making shit
shake on tiktok live like doing battles and having e-sex stupid yeah I was on
Some wild shit
Dude when I tell y'all bro
There was a time period where I would rack up ten e-bodies in one night like that was a real thing
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. This is a e-body. All right, this is a e-body
But I retired. I'm not on our time anymore. I am
I'm a rejuvenated soul
Not on it's time anymore
How do I even continue the killer conversation after this bird why leave the live like what the fuck bro
Do I give her do I do I give her like aftercare II aftercare?
You're so fucking ugly. Holy shit
Call her I ain't calling her I don't even got her contact
You dead souls or soul. I guess this is selling my soul, bro
But some of my souls it is this is not selling your soul and my bro what?
Dude, I don't give a fuck that you got banned from R6.
Why are you sending me this screenshot?
Yes it is.
Bro, getting e-head is not sending your soul.
Now getting e-fucked, now that's sending your soul fax, fax, fax.
I'm gonna take a piss, bro, I'm gonna take a piss, bro, everybody count to fucking 20.
Uh, everybody, let's watch this YouTube short while we take a piss.
A hose!
Uh, this happened yesterday.
Why the-
Later!
Whoa.
Is it a legal bench press? As long as he rats you.
Don't try to hack. Stick to the game plan, baby. There you go.
225 pounds.
I believe he said match that look fairly easy next
Policeman 2, 3-15.
Easy.
Check food.
That's it.
Who's stronger?
4-0-5.
I'm a truck driver.
It's not a great bench.
This is up to Charles Barkley to win it.
We got this, Charles.
He's struggling here.
You need help?
Yeah.
Lock it out, lock it out, lock it out.
Yeah!
I think we have a winner.
You're supposed to save my hand.
Shut up.
Congratulations.
Shack departing yet
135 pounds
Whoa, is it illegal bench press as long as he rats don't try it stick to the game plan
There you go
All right by that
buy it all, come on buy it all, I like to vote for it now
WSpeak, you did sell your soul?
What is this link man?
You did sell your soul
I know how I know how
That's not bro, holy shit
Yo John!
bro it's about to be four bro we got to move man
Jesus Christ did I kiss left here here but they see bro what oh my god now
hell no oh my god bro you slept her bro I'm not gonna lie bro that was crazy
Like what the fuck was I doing then?
Hey
What a fucking shot from Wendy Wow
That's great just right there bro, that's the real MVP fuck I
Said when be I said when be
No not or no not Ortiz, okay? No, I said let me I
Declared this as an ultimate top tier gun accessory
Bro, it's linking me this like I have a gun bro. I'm not getting a nut sack extension on my fucking rifle
Where is John what's the update on this?
Max has any eyes in that
Coldest pick from the playoffs
Oh
Shy, oh and beginning junior along fucking shlong give that flopping fucker of reason to cry
It's fucking go man
Where is John?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I ain't a limber, I'm saving this shit man.
40 minutes away.
Dude, bro, it's gotta be 4 soon, we only have... he's 5 away.
I already seen his ugly chopgast get caught up fucking it.
Can they hear me?
Yes, I hear you.
Hello?
Oh, well, I just think it's not fair that if somebody's up there they mean that they can't win.
Guys, I didn't realize at the moment that she went between her legs or she went behind her.
She's behind, okay.
I think that's what put me in a mental state of shit, because at that moment I swear in my head that I was in trouble, I was in trouble, that action I had ...
He just changed a whole lot of movements
This guy is already...
Wait
He's going to shoot the guy who's going to shoot
Already, the reality is that I can shoot directly
The reality is that...
He's going to shoot directly
Now I can shoot directly
What did Jason have? What did he have?
What did he have?
I heard my name. What did he have?
What did he say again?
Somebody! What does that mean?
He left he's having you all I love him. What's he saying?
You lucky I wasn't on that field I will have called a trick
I don't know maybe you have the trick because you are fucking perverse but a trick. I don't think so because I'm a what
Everyone Marlon
Big Ronaldo
All all your guys
And let's do it if you want
Bad we there, bro
Big Granado
He did not come you
Do bro, let's do it man. You would say versus France next we got to get back for the sidemen facts
All right, but listen, I we're gonna do them way dirty here. Okay. I see Toby Toby
Toby I fucked up this hamster got fucked up now, bro. We don't for ankles
We fucking all up facts zero to ninety nine
Get back for Toby
Marlin might start flying on the field why the Caligari sisters feed him grapes. This is a real fucking chat
It is a real chat
This is a real fucking chat
original sentence bro take five
the Caligarous sisters being in grapes
is this true how about this I'm gonna set up my first tournament slash charity
Max September September I'm calling it September this year when did they
want to turn Jewish no cuz we don't like let's not regular shit
literally regular shit I'm calling right now lock it in lock it in September
man around my birthday is gonna invite all the American creators who ever
wants to play and listen all the big creators might not want to come yet this year but you
got to start somewhere so we'll get any creator that want to come and pull up and make the
game fun and excited for the fans to see we'll get a charity and even if that's a thousand
dollars it's still a thousand dollars a charity that gets donated okay.
Mary Chute.
Hey bro if Marlon does this I'm right behind him and I'm supporting bro.
Yes Marlon I'm down yes I'll pay you an additional hand oh okay.
I didn't know that let's let's have all the corp corp boys in there Nick in there
Hey pretty let's have some tip targets and if they want to
YouTubers and let's start out. Let's start now dude first charity event
Let's get like a little small ass not even it doesn't need to be stated. Let's get a like a we all start somewhere, bro
I'll get Jason has to have some performer like you know, say what? Hey, yo, I'm there, bro. What?
What do you want me to perform?
What do you want me to perform?
What's that?
What's that?
Hold me.
But we're making good.
That ass.
You can buy tickets.
We can sell a couple tickets if y'all want to.
Take yourselves gold also boost the charity and now yeah
But I'm serious. We did it, bro. I'm serious. Well, we dare max to be half-time former if you want to
I mean, yeah, you have to inform my mom as fucking charity match. But anyways, not a bomb. That's charity match, dude
It's gonna be the biggest thing in the US very soon, Marlon. If anyone could do it, you could do it
Let's fucking do it. Did you notice for him?
bad this meeting not fucking 30 10 hours long
You gotta look at this bro
My the fucking
360 deal where it's like we'll take 20% of all your money and you get to be in something like this
Is this not what happened call in anyone and ask them if they got shown a deal to give them 20% of their money
This is what the internet thinks right?
It's fake man. That's fake
So, so you just don't think that there's like there was a way to get money out of it.
But I'm sure.
Oh, probably swag.
That's swag.
If he was ever asked for anything.
Ask your rage.
If he was ever asked for anything.
Ask you know what I'm saying?
Literally all the losses were really just tied to one thing, which was the content house,
the streamer content house lost $7 million a year.
And so the conversation was like, all good, but that endless funding is not going to continue
into the future.
So we can either come up with a way to make it sustainable or just say let's be independent,
like work on projects.
I don't know what I can say and can't say when I can't say what I can't say, um, he
Yo daddy or something I mean kind of I ain't gonna lie, bro
Pussy
Are you a streamer or human no, I'm just not trying to
I
Could say the truth right though. I could say the truth though, right?
Fuck, bro.
Right?
Your hair looks stupid today.
Don't say shit.
all right John let's go bro we actually have to move immediately because as for
Lou is coming she has no idea that we're going to surprise birthday party
whoa I need you here to be there too I need you there as well
I'm only in 10 okay bet okay bet movie in 10 movie in 10
She's watching though, she's not, I told her she opened the stream, she's getting fired.
Okay?
I threatened her.
Now she won't open the stream, now she won't, see now she's gonna be on time, not four
pence, she's gonna be there, she's gonna be here.
The stream title
Yeah, we're good we are good
Y'all are talking too fucking loud
Brother, what is this for?
Twitch streamer more positive man after using her feet as a green screen to stream Dark
Souls 3 gameplay
man first it was the fucking movies wait was it the movies I don't even know
I think it was her ass or something now it's her fucking feet L twitch yeah
what the fuck what up what's good movie bro like
Like surprise party, you know, right?
She be helping with the poor videos.
So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so.
Oh, what's up, have you reached the shit here?
No, no, I just like this in case,
you know, it's a surprise, surprise party.
Surprise party?
Okay, I have no content.
Do you need me to get you like,
you're in the absolute middle of nowhere?
Oh, are you live?
No, I'm live, but you need me to like,
like, you know, you need me to like,
you know, you need me to like,
you know, you need me to like,
you know, you need me to like,
Right now
Well, let's go get her a cake, okay, we're not making shit, okay
We're gonna put it like it we're gonna get a cake have the guy say happy birthday Lou on it
All right, and when she opens the door, it's gonna be all a surprise
Okay, we gotta think of some presents and then and then yeah
That I gotta figure out that
I don't know how to figure out.
We can start right up the cake.
Oh, bro, yeah, yeah.
We should get champagne and have her walk.
Oh my god, yeah.
Let's not go over her.
Yes, bro, she walks and just sprays her with champagne.
Yes, like a surprise party.
Yes, bro, she'll love that.
Okay, okay, okay.
We gotta go then, okay?
When do you want to leave?
Okay, um, listen, bro, like probably what like like 30 or so. I mean if you go a lot of you know, I'll give you time to do your intro
Bro, but you know, I'm ready to leave whenever
Alright, bro, I bet I bet
Spending her birthday with Lacey and Drew son son double son. I
Mean, no, I wouldn't want to spend my birthday. I feel like I would be happy with that, man
I'm gonna make sure you have no content on my birthday, so I get all this effort
But what was trust your birthday gonna be a fucking movie trust
How was your sleep
Why and then I lay down
Nah, man.
Did you play a Valorant? Of course you did, dude.
Bro, what am I gonna do?
Go to bed?
Bro, I laid him back for like an hour and I'm like, fuck, bro, I can't go to sleep.
So then I was like, I was like, why don't we play Valorant?
Fuck it.
What, who are you playing with?
Oh, my friend Kai.
Oh, okay.
It's from Toronto.
Vivette? Oh.
I'll give that a shot.
KC3.
I say for the age we should put on the birthday cake, we should just put 30.
I don't know how old she is, but we just wanted her to be around in the nearest town.
Fuck yeah, I don't really know how old is Louie.
Turn and check. Yo, check, how old is she, Turner?
Or if you want her to be younger, we just said 21st birthday and we just give her a fucking non-hooli-hole and her shit.
Shit
Not a bad shot. I think she's turning 28
I asked OTV farms. They must know yo, where my OTV farms at so I called Jody again. Yeah
Such a fucking nuisance, bro, I'm genuinely a fucking nuisance, dude
Spam her, she's dead excited to talk to you.
Say you swear to God, bro.
Say you swear to God, bro.
Swear.
Maybe another bear game for the guys?
a little uh a little like
oh this one's good I like this one
I am in me
sorry, sorry
oh my god, I'm fucking out, man
Why did y'all say to spam her man?
Oh, long ass meeting.
No, it's clear.
Look at her IG story.
You swipe up on foosie, bro
Are you looking in the mirror disappointed in who you've become?
Knowing you want to change but keep him in
Keep repeating the same bullshit
Holy shit, then let's do something about it. Do you mean the word coach if you want to help?
Yo coach coach
fucking ill bro Christ what quarter J I don't see a quarter J story
quarter J
Oh
Meeting giraffe cute zoo animal burger dicks puppy CN Tower the tar hero
But what type of meeting are you in bro?
So
No, oh my god
Yo, dude, oh my god
Center the story just petty
Bro
She's busy
Center this
Oh my god, bro
Crumb of the year
I see how it is I'm gonna give a tripper
Seriously
If you didn't want to talk then you could have just said that
Fuck you just kidding. She's in a meeting guys
You can be in a meeting and put oh my god foosie just DM me oh my god oh my god
Bro
What are you doing?
Bro, I got
Bro, I did I just got hit
bro I got hit with a fucking body in bro oh my god man dude come on bro let
me get exclusive exclusive one-on-one with you foosie this bro I'm one six pack
Marlon the end I am yeah miss Marlon man I I DM him first miss you and then
you do you need that and I don't want to be an open or dance because I don't know
what's in it why do you type like a toddler why you build like a toddler
you deadass talk like the deep bro I have character development I'm not like
the fucking deep
You become more retarded every single day
All right, so wait do I uh
I'm getting fed info shh
Birthday cake flavors are a little hard to find she likes guava shit
So I just go with some basic chocolate to make it easy
She's turning 27 now do I put 27 on the cake or do I make do I put it like do I'm put like
21, you know
All right, bro, so do I send her this fucking screenshot or not
No
Um...
Fake demon.
Make shit shake?
How does this make me weird bro?
Oh my god bro, now I can't delete it, I gotta stand on it.
See Sunlock right now.
You're weird?
Alright, now I'm gonna guilt-trip her. Nice meeting.
Didn't know playing guitar hero was a meeting.
Listen, if you wanted to just play your guitar hero and not talk to me, then you should have just said that.
And
now you'll trip her.
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, bro, I will be receiving a ring in T-minus five seconds.
T-minus five seconds... T-minus five minutes, I mean.
Bro, matter of fact...
In t-minus five minutes, I will be receiving a ring
Here we go
You it's coming soon, bro. It's coming soon man. She's in a meeting. No, no, no, no fucking mr. Toast in
come on bro holy fucking leak of doom why would they bro this got 300k his face
deadass scares me bro this where he looks on candy bro if you're in the
backgrounds and you see Dylan Kriakalaski I'd be fucking shitting myself it's
kind of similar
oh my god just dead-ass been a load I'm literally waiting for the dots on the
ring
oh my god holy shit
Look at Lacey Shue.
Cat to the party, okay, so I'm about to make a party fool and I'm gonna basically
What? Wait, what?
What?
What?
What are we?
What?
What?
What are we talking about right now?
Birthday party.
Birthday party.
Okay, let's party.
Oh my gosh, something's gonna shake, bro.
Some shit's about to shake.
We making shit shake, bro.
We better make some shit shake, but first, I gotta wait three more minutes for this fucking
ring.
We can rerun this for tomorrow?
All right.
One more thing.
No, no, no, I can figure some shit to do with y'all no more
Bro, we making some shit shake just waiting get this because of four ladies
Like any fucking car for anyone now unless I hit yo, yo
Wait what
What?
Oh yeah, you just sent me the link?
Not what, I invited you to co-host the party for me to send it to all the chats and stuff.
Yeah, send it to me, barrel, let's make sure you shake today.
Alright, bet.
Alright, bet.
Oh, woo, woo, let's make this a fucking day that I'll never forget.
Let's make this a fucking day that no one will forget.
Alright?
Bro, I'm out of the car dreamer. She likes Valorant Marvel Rivals and Cars. She likes
Valorant and Marvel Rivals and Cars, dead ass. Marvel Rivals. What, should I get her? 2017?
Bro, oh my god, how about you give her the keys for today?
She's a demon. She got three k hours on rivals. Why it's
She came game no, no, no, she came game, but what about just like give her my keys
Here look you can have this for the night. Boom. Give her the keys
But cuz I heard that she got like a dinner planers. I'm sure tonight, you know that give her the keys
You can have this for a night
Weak ass gift? Weak ass Maybach?
Since when is a fucking Maybach week?
Weak ass lame ass gift? What the fuck?
What the fuck? I guess she wants that Weak ass rental?
Brother, I've had this shit for fucking five months. What do you mean rental?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Lee's coming up. I'm never selling the Mayback. The Mayback is special and will never be gone.
It will be far over there.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Team minus 10. Team minus 10.
So, what didn't work?
Because I sent her the screenshot of her not in a meeting, and then I sent her a guilt
threat message, and then I sent her me being sad, basically sad, basically making her feel
bad.
and she didn't return a call.
Yo, John!
Let's go, bro, just make sure you shake, man.
Call the serial number.
You have to call the fucking serial number instead.
Son, bro, that's a free throw, bro.
This is your family?
All right, bro, it's time to check
Let's make today a fucking little bit look at Lacey stream
Lacey Lacey Lacey a model
Lacey people willing to continue to lose money
Funding a model that had basically no revenue. I think I mean better. It's valley. I feel like that's valley
That's fair. That's fair. A lot of money was being lost on on us. Clearly the whole model of it was
just completely flawed from the beginning. And I'm on a 7 million a year. That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money to be losing straight up. So obviously, completely understand.
But, you know, there was a lot of employees, a lot of people that were getting paid on
top of, you know, our house and stuff like that.
So I don't know, bro.
I mean, I feel like it worked out for the best in both ways, right?
Phase doesn't have to pay $7 million for us any more a year.
We as a group found a way to function and run our own organization
Holy fucking shit
Without paying $7 million a year, you know, we're paying for our house
And God bless to all the fans and all the supporters
Because our YouTube channel is doing phenomenal in gonna cover the house
Holy
So, you know
He are of doom
Jody responded and how do you got now?
I want yo very true man, how can he formulate a better sentence than you really?
Yo, I if we were to go fucking Pete. I'm not going to PR right there. I'm just not gonna say anything
All right, you know what literally the worst speaking dog if I wanted to I can do a 10 top
Fence it or I just said I'm fan sitting my fans sitting. I'm just like, you know, that's my Baylor's
No, no fans sitting
Well, yeah, man
I don't know what it is.
Cool.
There's Billie Kowalski, bro.
He's just turning up in the corner.
Fucking movie.
What's up, sir?
What's up, man?
What's up, dude?
Fucking catch some fire, bro.
I don't know, bro.
One hand on the blue, that's how you feelin'?
Until I get into traffic
Damn, why has it started from the morning today?
People got places to be, bro.
Uh, dude.
Yeah.
Should I go on this?
Nah, not really.
What do you about to do?
I'm about to throw out a surprise birthday party for, uh, Assistant Blue.
Holy f***ing please.
Huh?
Is it gonna be a rager?
Is it gonna be a f***ing rager?
I'm going back.
He's talking into there?
What?
He's talking into there?
I clock in every day.
All right, well, see you around, brother.
Of course, dude.
All right, Jack, incoming rager, y'all.
So, so.
Now, when she comes, how should she come in?
Should we surprise her here, or should we surprise her in the prod room?
Um...
The problem probably better because it's gonna be mad people, mad heads, so like the more people...
The problem, I ain't gonna lie, bro. Like, yeah, shut up and look, bro.
I'm stuff lacing everybody in there and mad balloons, and we're gonna open the problem room.
It's gonna be a surprise! And then everything's gonna be mad confetti and shit. I'm gonna tell her, yo.
All right.
Bring that shit up.
Clean that shit up.
Yeah, there you go.
It's gonna be a...
Okay, I like that.
It's gonna be a fucking boomer, man.
Why are y'all saying question marks and what?
What?
What are y'all saying?
What did I say?
You said something great?
What are y'all saying?
The N-word? I did not say the N-word.
What?
She replied on God?
Now how the fuck would you know she replied her now?
I have to pee again bro.
Where's my keys?
I got keys.
Did you use your keys?
Uh pills?
Did you take them?
I did.
Okay.
Alright go pee bro.
One day I'm gonna catch him like I swear to God I will.
Hey!
Fuck, is that open this time?
Maybe the fourth time we'll hit it.
Bro, tell me why I was driving here, and he's like three teams pulled up in the Audi,
and then they're like, yo, here, Jason Cameron, and I was like, uh, yeah, and he goes, Jason
Cameron, and I'm like, bruh, bruh, bruh, I was about to play bumper cars in my shit,
bro.
Yo, look, I tickled on myself.
Bro, why are you always trying to master me?
I don't get it.
Bro, I literally woke up like this.
Okay.
How did you say cord?
I did say cord.
Are you ready for a neighbor?
Bro, fucking...
Should we get security?
Yeah, I need security, bro.
I can have a guard job.
Did I?
Yeah.
It's gonna call a guard going on.
Drew, can we get a security guard, you think?
Let's get a security guard.
What was his name?
He used to secure the old house?
No, not right.
Um, uh, Maxi security.
What was his name?
Oh, Stephen.
Stephen, do you think Stephen's coming to be like a bouncer for the world?
Bro, we all Maxi, what the fuck's going on, bro?
Oh, yeah, we got black and gray.
Oh, my God.
All of us, man.
Everyone's matching?
Bro, it's fine.
Do it as this is core.
What do you think about this hugger, Jeff?
Ooh.
Not bad, right?
Not bad.
Ooh.
It's the infinite at the core.
I like that.
It's built around the infinite, little guy.
I really like that.
Who made that?
SRFZZ
Is that AI?
No, he said proof of not being AI and show him making it.
I like that, lowkey.
Not bad at all.
Talk like that.
Listen.
Is that a birthday today?
It's just turning 27.
But we could put 21 on the cake.
But we put 21 in the cake.
Okay.
I feel like she will appreciate that.
Yeah.
So there's a problem downstairs where she'd be staying.
Okay.
I'm gonna fill that shit up, get my balloons and my, she likes Marvel rifles and Valorant.
Okay.
And...
So what do you do?
Like costumes?
I don't know, bro.
Okay.
And then we're gonna make she shake.
That's what we're gonna do.
And then, bro, we're gonna make everything.
We're gonna make it.
We're gonna have everybody pool up, already contacted Dreamo.
Dremel's second for this. Yeah. Yeah, I told her 4 p.m. Come 4 p.m. Or your fire so she doesn't work fucking hours
Actually, I think it's like five now, right?
Well, I told her to come at five. I knew that me texture me like you okay
So what are the things we have to do to make sure today the bank?
Just make sure she's surprised. You wish I texted her be like yo
Come at
Five p.m. Or your fired. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. So here's my question
Okay, it's excellent. I know it's a birthday, but
Jason
So she's gonna make the fucking confetti come out and then oh surprise is a cake and then I'll be like oh smell the cake
There's a new smell
Yeah
No, no you birthday party. That was a lie. She had to spend her 27th birthday with Lacey in Jason and Woon, dude.
Andrew and John.
Andrew and John, okay.
The most common is most common for the birthday party.
Yeah, yeah, most of them pull up.
Okay, do you actually want to make a party for us?
Oh, yeah, maybe.
I just didn't know if it was illegal to put 3712 problem on. That's the location address.
Oh, no, no.
Is that illegal?
Oh, you don't know.
It's not illegal to send thousands of people to an address that we're not actually gonna be at
I mean, bro, for you will. It's not illegal
Is that illegal can you invite Chloe?
Fucking
I'm down. I'm ready. I'm ready. You're pretty good at throwing surprises, so yeah, I'm really good
I'm gonna party. So we have a little liquor store to
One of the stops we have to go. We have to go get a cake. Okay. Okay. We have to get a little liquor store
liquor store
Um, we have to get something balloons or decorations. That's my role. She likes my rattle
So maybe spider-man or some shit like a spider-man balloon. Yeah, where can you get balloons at?
Rouse has everything okay?
Lacy you got a fresh cut coming from a girl. You're looking sexy as ever. Thank you so much. Thank you
Thank you newly-paid 473 for that message.
Bro, party city.
Am I telling you we should do?
Bro.
We should have a party full and put the address as the OSCS house.
That's actually fucked up.
You're not even there either.
That's actually fucking genius.
No, no, no.
Yeah, there's people home.
No, no, it's there.
No one's working there, bro.
Movie.
Okay, so let's make a party full and let's just link it in our chat.
Yeah.
And put the address as the OSCS house.
And everybody would know, there'll be thousands of people who stacked at the OSES, waiting for this birthday.
And we could hide in the bushes behind and watch all the people stacking.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
Oh my god, bro.
Grocery store has everything? No, they don't have cakes.
Yeah, they do. Raps has cakes.
You do? Custom?
I think, right?
Yeah, they can just put a little birthday move.
Do you okay? Yo, see you have soccer. Thank you for a big five gift. I appreciate you the fucking checks
No view five. No view five
All right, we have a list of people we want to party or we just send in by everybody
Open in my telephone bro
It's a surprise birthday. Can our loved ones grow actually all her loved ones are already here me John's rule Lacey Loach
She doesn't have like family or anything. Yeah, but I know you know I like my family party
I mean her family or fucking the core guys could just find a random old man
We're out
Bro, dumbass, why do you need a label for your own fucking room, dumbass?
Did you forget what your fucking room is?
Yo, you need a label for your room?
Dumbass?
Why do you need a label for your room?
Excuse me, I forget which door it is.
How do you forget?
Oh, really, dumbass?
You want to talk about fucking labels for rooms?
I'm fucking more wrong.
You're more wrong.
I got issues.
Bro chill
Chill bro chill chill chill
Yeah I'm putting my backpack here
I might have a little more
Just so what someone knows
The fucking aura this room has
I mean mom had the big ass fucking ass
I'm shit
I'm just getting
Why the fuck how would this chat know
How do y'all simultaneously just fuckin' message that?
Watch, hey.
Don't come in here.
What?
Bro, what the fuck?
That shit is so cute.
Thank you, John.
I like that.
It's the first month, this was May, and then it goes to a timeline of our memories, and then it's our favorite pictures.
What is this, bucket pussy?
Pucket pussy?
Are you a Jewish coffin actually, bro?
What the fuck did you bring to the house?
IG story
Bro, oh my god
No, there's not a new IG story. Why y'all saying IG story is no new g story, bro
Holy fuck
Yo, let's fucking go bro, holy shit.
Bro, holy shit man.
Jody did not tweet.
Let's go bro.
Stop showing your little fucking scrapbook, man!
You've got a big ass nose.
I've got a big ass nose.
You've got a nose that big?
Oh, no.
Be honest.
You've got a big...
You've got a big...
I feel like it's...
It's more...
It's more long than big.
Like...
Like, you've got the group nose.
So, I...
So, there's a group for sure.
I mean, have you been lying?
Nothing, but I've been lying.
For some reason, I feel like I know something big, big.
Um...
Well, maybe my face is getting skinnier.
That's a fucking good one.
Did I just get out of the hospital?
My face is getting thinner. My nose is getting bigger.
That's not how it works, bro.
They're saying it's not.
I'm out.
I'm gonna get my cough drops for you.
That's not how it works, man.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Jody's alive?
Who the fuck she's not?
Bro, what is wrong?
This is a cop trap, bro.
They're in this shit.
Fuck y'all.
Yo, who needs a cop trap?
Coughdrops?
Coughdrops?
Bro, do you even have a fucking cough?
You want us to put something in your mouth?
It's a cough drop, man.
No, it's candy.
It's a funny player, huh?
Yup.
There's a lot of them.
Huh?
Car keys?
Yeah.
You have a car?
It's getting a 140 widebody kit put on it.
Yeah, 140 wide body kit with 4G auto wheels.
Oh, 140, bro.
Wow.
Alright, so we're going to Ralph's.
We gotta get her a cake.
We gotta get her a Spider-Man toy.
Toy?
Yeah, she likes Marvel Marvel.
Like an action figure?
Yeah, she likes Marvel Marvel.
Why don't we just get her balloon?
Hey, let's take Ron's car.
Now, how the fuck would we do that?
It's definitely not.
You could take your golf cart.
Go for it. We didn't go for it. We want that point. Let me see. Let me take the battery. I mean, yeah, you want to go for it. We can't for sure. I don't know how we're going to
Carry the stuff. But yeah, you want to I mean, that's just adding
I mean low key we could
Chad golf cutter maybach
Chad my bacher go for it
That's just adding time to the fucking thing
Where the fuck you putting everything to around the fucking next where we're going to put everything look
I have a trailer when did you add this?
This is a little attachment that I got
So you can basically put the cake back here the groceries back here balloons, whatever you want man. The guy said walk
Not walking to the store the box don't hit anymore kill yourself, bro. I'm gonna be honest
I'm scared after seeing Aston Martin the main back don't hit anymore
It says the guy with the fucking Cybertruck
nice brown factory paint was a one-of-one
Well, she's not even one of one he was trying to sell me. I'm just saying after she asked the marina maybach
It just kind of looks like like it's worth it in us
Well, yeah
Really, this this will never get old the two tone black white made back
Look at the fucking wheels on that thing, bro
I agree with the thing about it is imagine if there was an ass in Martin just sitting right next to you looking at you
Whoo, I'm gonna get it. Just wait. So you are gonna get it. Yes
Yes.
How about I get it first?
You're not going to.
So is all you do is steal swag, bruh?
Because you steal this, come on, and then you steal my bag.
How much is it?
It's $450.
$450?
$450.
I feel like you get a better car with $450.
I agree.
I agree.
I was talking to woes about it.
For $450,000, you can get.
I can get a fucking Maclarion.
Maclarion, bruh.
Maclarion?
You can get a Huracan.
Bro, I don't know what I'm saying.
It was 250.
250 for the Vantage.
Vantage is not the brown one.
The brown one was like.
The Vantage was like the lighter blue.
It is.
Yeah.
See, I might go call that one.
So we're stealing swag.
But come on, hop in the back.
OK, we'll take the back.
We're on the special train.
Ow!
That beach was all nice, but it didn't
That's uh, nice of the banquish.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, the sound is like, is it a hybrid?
It's not a hybrid, bro.
I would never get a fucking electric car.
It doesn't sound like the car of the dealership for some reason.
What are you talking about?
You know what's gonna happen now, Jay?
You're gonna get fully peer pressured.
I can't fall into peer pressure.
I'll look, you're gonna get fully peer pressured into getting that car.
This is not true.
Yeah, and then I'm gonna get it, and then one week later, everyone's gonna be...
That's spamming L car. You're spamming L car. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'm made back as an L car
Like 250 that's it
All right, you're starting with other people making the joke but now it's not fucking funny anymore
They're not fucking funny anymore. They're saying Al boring old made back
I won't even make that.
Way back stuck at boring, I guess.
How much was this part?
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Jason.
What?
Ever fucking dickhead?
Got it done, man.
Fuck you, 6'7".
What?
Yeah, bitch.
What does that even mean?
6'7", bitch, what now?
What does that even mean?
Fuck you, 6'7".
What does that mean?
I'm just sitting back here, bro.
I'm gonna be off of this.
Shut don't even say you
Like imagine if we just had like I was holding selfie stick in the Aston Martin right now and you were just driving it
Yeah, you know much more vibe that would be
This is not true, bro, I'm not gonna get pure pressure and buying a fucking Aston Martin
You might as well just get out of a McLaren on I
can't make money on it. I'm gonna be honest you want to know my next car is not
been saying it for a while. I truly like Corvettes. I don't know why people
hate on them. It's a poor man's rich car. Oh it's not that's just you know that is
that's called bandwagon. You might be building the worst fucking car collection
Bullseye, Cybertruck, Cybertruck, Corvette, and in a fucking soft top, bro, you're him.
My collection is fire, it's different.
Bro, where's the X-Wars cars?
People hate our Corvette just because of a bandwagoning, a trend, and a stigma.
They see other people hating, so then they're like, oh, that car sucks.
bro that is a solid car it sounds great when it's tuned and it looks cool you
know bro do it please please bro please do it honestly that would be fucking
hilarious Corvette X Cybertruck holy shit
Getting Urus or Uruses are ass though.
What?
We're gonna be in the Bible and we move in.
Uruses are ass.
Bro, Lambert, Neene, it's just overplayed.
Oh my god, you wanna be different.
You wanna be different, but you wanna be different again and once I should go.
I'm gonna free my own luxury car brand.
Ah, I'm gonna be fucked, bruh.
What is it gonna be called?
What?
Avente.
Yes.
It's going to be a luxury sports car brand.
Avente.
Tap-Cap Avente.
Fucking green slimy car.
The first car is going to be called
Avente.
Avente.
Aventador.
Avente 740.
Where'd you get the numbers from?
I feel like they just add rid of numbers to the Avente.
I feel like they just add random numbers to the answer card as well.
That's actually very true.
Portion 9-11.
Like, where do they get, like, an S?
A-12, super fast.
Yeah, like, what are these numbers coming from?
What are they coming from?
Drew, you got a corvette on?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm going to get a corvette and put a cor on the side so it's a corvette.
Do not get a corvette.
I've got to get a corvette.
I'll get a corvette for another pun, bro.
Bro, I've got to get a corvette.
Oh my god.
Look at that! Get a fucking car for another chat spare!
Oh my god, bro.
Hey guys, I was wondering if I could take out about 150k from the bank account and get a core vet.
I think it would be a really good business decision and investment.
Oh my god.
But to have a core, huge core vet at the house.
This guy got a core in me, now he's about to get a core vet.
Alright, I asked all the guys.
That's an investment if we had a Corvette at the grid.
What is that like?
The our car?
Is that gonna be our car?
Yeah.
The company car.
I'm gonna be honest we should actually get a Sprinter.
Yeah, we should.
Until you get a Sprinter.
The one thing I like about cars, and this is to all the younger kids in the chat.
We don't know much and we only talk about money.
So, cars are actually a great investment, they only appreciate it, so if you get a car,
it's gaining $20,000 to $30,000 off the lot.
You know Corvette actually is one of the few cars that actually appreciates?
Yeah, yeah I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, Grif and Romerfly, what is that?
Wait, Ron said KYS, what's that mean?
What it means, kiss yourself.
What did Grif say?
Grif said, ha ha ha ha ha.
Bro, that's really...
That's a B5 right there, that's the word.
Bro, get the Corvette! You're going through with it, honestly.
You got the fucking... You actually got the tattoo.
You got the core knee.
Now get the Corvette!
And they... And they move. You're tough.
Chat, 30 minutes away, chat.
Wait, who's your favorite Marvel Rivals character?
Mine?
No, not fucking yours bro, lose man. Did you forget who's birthday we're trying to sell it over here?
I'm a g-g-guess?
Yes.
Well guess, our favorite Marvel Ravals character is gonna be...
I'm gonna be...
Let's walk around.
Cool.
Uh, hold on, I'm looking for my chat to see characters, but I have no service right now.
Who does she mean who does she mean?
The cobalt
I got no service either
How's our dead spots in the hills bro wait that's exactly why there is dead spots matter
Yo matter
Yeah, what's Lou's favorite Marvel Rhyber's character?
And why is Jody not responding to me I think she's in a meeting
Should I just get a spider mix
That could work. I'll get
Um, my mom of arrival characters are Magneto, Dr. Strange, Invisible Woman, and Hella.
Um.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Honestly, just any Marvel rival, or like what's it called, like a Marvel character, as you
can find.
I'll just grab that shit.
I like Spider-Man.
I don't think she plays that though, but.
I'll be honest.
No, we'll, we'll, we'll.
I like Spider-Man though.
I like Spider-Man though.
There's something out.
Hmm.
Wait, oh my god, we shakes invisible woman you said
Yes
Oh my god, we're gonna hand her if I get invisible
Oh my god, you're a fucking genius bro. Let's get her a box and it's just nothing in it. We'll just tell her it's invisible
Oh my god
Starling any more get wrapping paper we can wrap that box that the Starling is sitting on and then once she opens it
Nothing's in it. Yes, we can say it's a one-of-one invisible woman autographed. Oh my god
Marble rivals gift well your fucking genius Lacey
My farming raffles I have actual question miss something I genuinely ask you like little I'm like friend a friend
I'm not can we please just right now right here kill and end the matter jokes the what the matters what's the matter
Can we please stop the matter it's becoming part of my just like daily
Oh, we have to stop the matter daddies dude matter. What now the matter daddy
Wait her favorite is Jeff the shark, okay, let's get her sure. Hi, it's gonna short
here we go bro
entering the grocery store this is your city remember let's get a cake
I feel like we should go one camera in a rouse maybe but
ooh don't know
just hold it in
alright, I'm the main elation
okay good
should we get this or not
oh perfect
no we should clear the problem
or just map them
wait should we get a car or not
a car?
oh no we're just trying to avoid this
What?
No, because old ladies, they'd eat their car on the outside, they'd go into the aisle,
we had to find the ones and when they'd go in there...
Bro, this is tough.
My God, you have some new drift.
Yo, those are new earrings!
Where'd you get a car from?
I bet.
Did you two go get a car?
Yeah, hoops, dude.
They'd eat their hoop earrings,
and their balloons up top.
Congrats on your 21st birthday
What would I do without
But chocolate does not talk with marble rope. I didn't know it is a flavor
It's her birthday not sure
Thank you for getting the cakes for her here. I here. I'll cook wait. I'm not seeing any chocolate cakes though
Well, here, here.
Well, that doesn't look like shit in the camera.
What is that?
Copy better offers to Marble.
I'm on the Wi-Fi now. Like, you see the chat?
Hello, chat.
Marble has chocolate?
What? Marble rivals.
Did we just get it?
Oh my God. Marble rivals.
Does Marble's chocolate and vanilla, right?
Uh, I don't know, bro.
We can leave the hat on there. It's kind of cool.
Yeah, fuck it.
Or, you know what we can do?
We can decorate the hat somehow.
Maybe put a candle in the hat.
No, but I'm saying like some Marvel rival type of decoration on it.
Yeah.
We can do that.
Like we get paint or something.
All right, how do we get them to decorate?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Jake.
What?
Oh my god, what a woman.
She's in Marvel Rivals, right?
I don't think so.
I thought she was a TDC character.
Is she not?
No, she's DC.
That one.
That fucking number is too, her age.
21.
21.
21.
Sounds like cool.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man!
But this is rings.
Yeah, but we can just put some in there, right?
Yeah.
Okay?
Jesus, sir.
Yes, sir.
Uh, could you please...
Congrats on...
Can you decorate on there?
Um, I can go get the delegate, and I'll be sure to be able to...
Thank you so much. You're the greatest.
Oh, that's tough.
That's tough!
That's all right.
Oh, she's getting did he's getting the decorating lady. Okay
All right, so let's get 21
Do they have like you shark decorations, that's perfect
Hey, could we get
One of our good friends
uh, is turning 21 team.
Did you pay congrats on 21 years old on here?
On the bottom?
Yeah.
Thank you.
So we've already got congrats on 21 years old.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I think she understood.
She wasn't, she wasn't really talking, but...
We gotta get more balloons.
We gotta get more balloons.
I'm looking for sharks.
Wait.
Oh.
Wait, ma'am.
Could you couldn't could you put congrats Lou L you oh?
You're right. Yeah, I forgot her name
She's only 21. Yes. Well, no 27, but Jason wants to make her feel better
So
You already says congrats on the cake so already says that that you but congrats Lou on
20 on 21 years old?
On 20 on turning on on on on 21
On 21 years young
Oh that's hard
Years young
That's hard
I don't do that
No you don't have to
Yes yes yes yes
Yes
Thank you
Yes right there yes
No you don't have to
No no no right
Yeah
Oh okay okay
Of course man I love that
Nice to meet you, dog. Have a good one. Stay safe in these parts.
It's dangerous out here. How long have you been in this pit?
Should we just get every half of our table going in here?
Like all these two?
Yes, there's a lot over there.
There's a ton over there.
I don't know why, bro.
Yo, when she opens the door and it's just mad below.
Yes, bro, we're fine.
Over here too.
Yo, Lacey. That's Lacey.
Oh my gosh. Wait, are you guys like streamers?
Yeah, he is.
No, he is.
No, I'm not.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, dude doing great play Marlon
Thank you for your service
She's like it's your assistant
Do you want to get all these two
Dude, we gotta get a congrats, too.
I'm going to marry you, bro.
Okay.
We have a very interesting car here.
Well, it's not even halfway done.
Holy fuck.
Bro, that's a veterinarian balloon? What does that mean?
Those are not for sale? Why not?
Oh, wait, is that store decoration?
No, there's none of that.
No, he's gotta be for sale.
There's so many, we just bought all these balloons and they're not for sale.
No, the happy birthday ones are for sale, but they're happy.
Okay, these might know they are yeah, okay
Okay, but
You know what I heard I heard who loves
No, he didn't
You want snack but just say you want snack
No, we got her a can this time.
We got her a can, yeah. Too much sugar, you know.
Should we get her a pack of beer?
Uh, I don't know about that.
Oh, surely she'll like a pack of Heineken.
That's an Asian shit right there.
She's Asian, she likes Heineken.
Okay.
She have a drink though?
Probably not, so probably not.
So what do we get here?
Nice to meet you, man.
We get a shrimp cake?
Yeah.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, thank you so much for that.
Hey, Marlin, actually.
You're not getting a shrimp cake.
Help me double down.
There you go.
We can do this on Monday.
Maisie, look!
I'm making you look, though.
I'm not making you look.
How are you doing?
Oh, my God.
Thanks, you guys.
Have fun shopping.
What is it?
Congrats Lou on 20. Wow, okay 20 years. Yeah, that's hard. That's hard our own decorations on it's gonna look even sicker
Okay, okay, you gotta go to the birthday section
Birthday section. I don't make you worse. What do you mean? It's gonna make you worse
You guys don't think it looks good. No, just chill
She said she likes this shit too
Deal pickle flavored flaming hot puffs. They should look nasty
Oh my god Sephora ready a Sephora game, all right
Yes, yeah, well she had her sportsman warehouse good part news. I don't think she will ever use that
Okay, what about?
Well...
Fucking people. Maybe a corgi gift card.
Surely they got... Well, they got door... Let's get her door dash one.
Bro, we're not stopping for you, man!
Dang!
Canes?
Canes?
Panda Express!
She does love, like, buying...
...PF chain.
What's that?
Uh, it's basically Panda Express.
So, I don't think they have... They don't have Panda Express.
Oh my god, bro. She loves Arby's.
No, she loves Arby's, bro.
No, if I got an Arby's gift card for my birthday, I might genuinely tweak.
Actually, to me, Malon's fired.
Yeah, let's get out.
Y'all can hate all you want. If I had a me, Malon, right now, I'm devouring that shit.
Get her Arby's gift card.
Yeah, Arby's makes fun of Sephora.
Okay, wait, I have a question though. Do you have to pay for this stuff?
Um, yeah, I'm honest
Wait, but you said she likes Marvel rivals, right? Yeah, what if you get her steam?
My brothers is on steam. It's on steam, right? Yeah. Yeah
There's epic games
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so what if they got a steam get card you get her new skin
I'm not seeing any steam get cards here
You're a Roblox breakback.
She likes Valorant.
Yeah, Valorant gets parts.
She got Valorant gets parts.
Yeah.
Get her one of them.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
That's hard right there.
That's hard.
I bet.
Do they have a steam one or not?
I'm gonna get her a gift too.
But I gotta find the right gift too.
Holy shit.
Cause these are like your gifts but like I'm gonna get her.
I think I might get her a gift as her chicken.
I'm being serious.
I might.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Do you need $5?
Are you getting a bend?
Get that last.
Put it in last.
Wait, Marlin!
Alright, let's get out of here.
That's a good gift. Thank you.
If I opened up a present on my birthday and it was a whole rotisserie chicken, I'd be happy as hell.
Oh, are we going up with dog?
Marlin, actually, we don't want.
Wait, does this have a dog?
Does she have a dog?
No, she has a dog.
Is she?
Well, you should have a dog or a cat.
I have no clue, bro.
At least she has a dog.
Okay, let's get her a dog joint.
I bet.
Can we get some dog treats?
Yeah.
Let's get her a fucking bone.
A Nila bone.
Oh, God, that was ass.
Get her this one.
Get her this one.
This one's fire.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, yeah.
Oh, you get her a pig ear?
Nah, just do that one. That one's cool.
Why is your nose so big recently?
Somebody hit you dead in the middle, bro. What happened?
I don't know. I feel like it's been growing.
It's gotta make me insecure a little bit.
It's all good, bro.
Did I get a nose job?
Get a nose job.
Don't even respond, bro. I checked. I just checked.
Yes? It's called red a nose.
Are you even on that anymore?
Oh, yeah. But the problem I have with red a bro is...
What did you get back on?
So, I'm not... I don't do it right.
Because you're supposed to do it once a week, but I'll do it once, and then I'll wait, like, a week and a half or two weeks, then I'll do another one.
So, what is the point of being on red a if you're not going to assist in...
I'm too lazy to do reddit. I don't know it sounds like
How's that even possible?
Do you actually want a protein shake?
Oh no
No?
I kind of want to get her something from here
A fucking trash bag?
No no, I'm gonna get her some smoking tips
Yeah, I'm gonna get her some firewood
Oh, cause Memorial Day
Yeah, I'm gonna get her some firewood and then I'll get her rotisserie chicken
Maybe some trash bags when she cleans up everything.
That's a good gift, thank you!
Alright, what else do we need?
So we got a cake, we need toys.
Is there a toy section?
I have wraps?
They had like spider-man toys.
Oh, wait.
Yo Bo.
She's Asian, right?
Yes, he is.
Okay.
I'll get her egg rolls.
I know it's her birthday, but we don't got to spoil her, bro.
What the fuck, man?
We can get her chicken egg rolls or egg rolls.
That's cool, that's cool, that's cool.
We're spring rolls, not egg rolls.
Arky crashed?
What?
Why does it go?
Arky crashed what?
It's cool?
How is that weird?
Brother, if someone got me a pizza for my birthday, I'd be happy.
Alright, come on, keep going.
What an Arky crash.
Um, did he actually fucking crash this car?
Arky crashed the car.
No, no, no, look, you know, they have the dummy clusters, these have ju-ju, look at these.
These are the dummy clusters, but they have juice in the middle like gushers.
Oh, they're good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Too far like those.
We should actually...
You might have to put it like this.
Close.
Now it seems like it's...
No, no, no, no.
It does hurt second.
No.
Come on.
No, no, no.
I'm seeing the summertime.
I'm really not over something.
Okay, okay.
Come on, Spider-Man toys.
What were I supposed to have?
We need Spider-Man toys.
Right.
I mean, we got like Spider-Man, like,
bro, when they get eggs, they have like Marvel's,
um, dedicated champs or some shit.
They're like, who do you have mac and cheese cups?
What?
Spider-Man, they have like, you know how they sometimes
make mac and cheese cups in the little shapes?
They might have Spider-Man mac and cheese cups.
Yeah, like they collect.
Yeah, yeah, but they have some.
But they know how toy's at Ralph, so we might be done here.
I think we're done here, bro.
Oh, shawt, this is like,
can you go to a toy store or something?
You gotta go to Target?
Each other's, wait, is there a party sitting nearby?
Party city's where we're gonna get everything we need,
I'm telling you
Our city party city at staples is 12 minutes, but
There's one at Staples though, it's probably like a small sir
Sometimes they make like a stuff like this with like superhero themes so kids want to buy it. Oh
Where's the mac and cheese cuffs? Oh
Hold on now.
So mom got kicked out of party city chair?
Bro, so now we're just touching shit, right?
I might get her a lemon.
For what?
For...
I told you, Spider-Man and fucking Marvel Rivals and Vandal Marine.
Yeah, but what if she wants to put a lemon on her sister chicken?
I don't think she even wants a rotisserie chicken.
No, I'm gonna get her invisible woman.
Oh, dude.
That's actually it.
I'm gonna get her invisible woman.
That's actually it.
I think we're done.
Okay.
Let's go get the rotisserie chicken.
Yep, let's go.
I'm not gonna lie, she's gonna lie.
There's more balloons.
I don't...
I feel like we have enough.
You know all the happy birthday ones right there.
I feel like there's enough balloons, bro. I don't think it'll fit. It'll fit and they call it.
Happy Father's Day.
Oh, happy G-Day. It's like sick. Come on.
Oh, no.
We can do one more balloon round. G-Day, then. It's a birthday, no?
Oh, no. That's just fucking deflating.
G-Day, bro. Just say happy birthday.
I hate when people would say like,
Yo, case in candle, what is hot as other food.
Come on, let's happy birthday.
You get her a flower?
That's what I was thinking.
Girls love flowers, dude.
What type of glass is it?
You get the swallow right there?
Bro, this one is cool.
It's Spider-Man colors!
Oh my god, fuck yeah.
It's Spider-Man colors!
Captain America can swallow up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, Captain America.
I think I see a toy section.
Oh
Maybe a birthday car whoa
She said oh my god. Oh my god. She likes cars too. She likes cars
Spider-man spider-man. It's a spider-man. Oh, hey, sandmull the pocket
She likes the beach right? The beach? The beach in spedermans? The beach?
Yeah and she loves cars and she loves Captain America?
Well movie. Fucking movie.
Do you want to hand ride a car for her?
Hand ride a car? Yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah.
We wish had you been here like this.
Which cars do we get?
Birthdays right here.
birthdays
Let's get a funny one. Yeah, I wanted to get you something really amazing
Just fart nope, I pooped too happy birthday
Shit
Let's party
Let's potty, let's potty.
Oh my fucking god.
Bro this is hard.
You don't really need Spidey's sense to see that 5.
That card is sick.
But this is, that 5 is totally great to be.
She's not 5, bro.
No, but it doesn't, we can add a 2 to the front.
Oh my god, yeah, 22 right here.
Yeah.
But she's 27.
Oh, yeah, that's too at the end
Well on God, you're a genius
Because something clicked in there. I know
Motherfuckers. Oh my god. Oh, no, no, no, that's hard. That's hard right there. That oh my fucking god
Okay, wait, okay. Okay, which one so I get this one you get that one or
Wait, yeah, which one do we get this spider-man or or the?
Oh
look
Shark shark, I like spiderman better. I like this one
Poop by both voice reading card
Yes, get both both you and then me I want to give you this one. I found that one. I picked that one first
No, I want the stickers bro, you're just stealing every you're stealing every I have no I want
the stickers there's multiple stood a hundred fifty-six stickers you can put
all stickers on here just jar
fuck no I want that one I want that one I want that one bro this one's up this
was reflective bro I have an idea
Fuck this shit. All right, we have pens at the group
I want that one. I want that one
I want that one. I mean you as an envelope. I get a blue one
Yeah, I got you, bro.
You want to be in it as well?
Uh, do I want to be in it?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm ready.
One, two, three.
Thanks, guys.
Nice to meet you, man.
Stay safe out here in Calabasas.
No, wait, he was Australian
Shark plushie fuck
Let's give her water balloons why
Yeah
If you want a real surprise party more surprise there
We should have a bucket of water balloons above the door and as soon as she walks in it's just all of spills all my
That's a surprise. Oh my god. Yeah. Wait. Wait. Do they have the confetti things here?
Priate party city. Yeah
Wait, do they have not have the part?
Surely they have that
we get asked someone I don't want to add it here though well because party city is
it's a driving how far it's far right Drew I like to 10 minutes
okay nevermind maybe call Lou to order to the house I got Lou to get a
Okay, what are other stores we get confetti things at? Do you know what a confetti blower is?
are you Australian I know it I knew it
we're talking okay how are we gonna stand
on the road why are we at the self-serve
bro go let's go to a person
Oh
Gender reveal complete in bang go ahead. Yep. Yeah, well maybe like four or five
Yeah, and when she comes once you open the door just fucking
Holy gudge
Oh Lacey almonds well wait Marlin made both you on that give me those next
Wait, how'd you hurt your
Sissy accident yeah, mine was in a fight
Are you chillin' right now, man?
That's fire, bro.
You got Kres out here.
Wait, right here, right here.
W Brock in the Chapman. That's a goat.
Brock, let's go.
Oh, she got...
Iron Man bless you.
Such a great dish, I think.
So who added the fucking Krispy Kreme donuts?
Oh?
They got legs or something? How'd they get in the cart?
Well, where do we get this stuff?
I told you.
Yo, I swear to God, Matt is on the car here or something.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Damn, I guess he was hungry or something.
Bro, why are we getting her mad?
Bro, it's just...
What?
That's my firewood.
God, how did you actually put these in here?
I swear to God, I've seen... I've said no to this.
I
Think they could scan them like this in the car
Had all the hobbies you pick this one, but she likes cars
But I think our best kid is probably a busy girl night is this that's her favorite like moment
But I'm dead as a dog bone. I'm excited to see her face wish we wrap every gift separately
What? I have to get lacking paper.
I don't even have that here.
I guess they do.
I have to ask.
Hi.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Big party, she said, see?
Yeah, it's gonna be a huge party.
Wait, do you have wrapping?
Do you guys have wrapping papers?
I'll eat.
Drew, you wanna go grab her real quick?
Nah, I can go. I can go grab her.
I'll go grab her, too. I'll go grab her.
Oh my gosh, she's gonna be paid by everything, isn't she?
Actually, I'm gonna go help him
Oh my birthday. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's our friend Lou. It's her birthday. It's her 21
Yeah
You saw I was looking at it, huh? Yeah, you on yeah, wait being paper
Not bad, not bad at all, and one left for Luke, there's two pantomists.
Oh all three of those?
So 25 on the ball.
How much do you want this?
Oh Sephora, let's see what's the max on that.
$250.
I like $250.
$250?
And this one?
$50?
We do five, $5.
$5?
$5?
$5?
$5?
$5?
I don't see a lot of $5.50.
What do you think it is?
That's mad.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait.
What's up?
What did you do?
What happened?
$15.00?
$15.00 on that car.
Hardies?
You could throw $25.00 on there.
$25.00.
How much for this?
How much do you put on this?
A four?
That works.
Wait.
Can you send me my brother?
Yeah.
I'll just pay for this.
Okay.
And owe you.
Actually now that I'm seeing the pride, okay. Yeah, I'll pay for this and that'll pay it off. Take it off the tab. Yeah, take it off the tab that I owe you.
No, but that that'll like ruin the surprise. Yeah, it's gonna know it's spider-man stuff. You know what I mean? I
Have a quick question for you based off the stuff we got this person, what would you guess their ages?
23 right on it right on a dot
She's not watching the stream
Five, I have the same one.
Seven, I have three of these.
Seven, eight.
Nine, I got a fight.
A dude.
A dude on the street tried pressing me and I punched him in the jaw.
He broke his job and I broke my wrist. I guess it was a fair trade-off.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, silly road on the dock. How much I owe you?
Four numbers?
Um, no number. No phone.
Yeah, wait, yeah, this is basically it.
I got a gift.
Six what?
No, it's the one every time. Yeah, I literally have every
You got our views though. He's our big bro. Arby's amazing. Thank you. That went through got the kind or did it get the client?
To let's go
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, we have to activate it?
Oh, perfect.
Okay, thank you.
Can I say something, then?
You look very beautiful today.
Oh, look at us.
We made my day.
Thank you.
I love you.
You too.
Bye-bye.
This is your kid.
Thank you.
Get me up in the hole!
Where did the two donuts go?
We had about one donut for Lou.
You want all of this?
You're awesome.
You would be mad if I had one little piece of the chicken.
Like this one one one leg.
This is why we brows.
Surprise!
The reaction on her face is going to be priceless.
She's gonna think she's gonna be clocking in the work on her birthday when it's
gonna be me, Drew, Zod, and Lacey surprising her.
I'll give her a million thousand likes, a hundred million likes.
That's no right.
Can we get a dollar if we scram at the top of our lungs and bones and oval?
A dollar?
A dollar?
One dollar.
Lacey, just give him a dollar.
I don't have cash.
I don't have cash.
You know what?
Hey, I got you guys.
One second, kids.
Give him a donut.
Oh, he's going to get you.
Oh, my lord.
Yeah, give him a donut, bro.
Give me two donuts.
Hey, guys, here's some egg rolls.
Here, if I could give him a donut.
No, you don't have to do it, buddy.
You sure?
I'll give you a donut.
Because here's the thing.
I'll give you a donut.
You!
Okay.
What's up, man?
What's up?
How you doing?
Good.
It's his birthday, isn't it?
Oh, it's Lou's birthday.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I'm chasing him.
You're chasing him?
Yeah.
You're chasing him?
I'm chasing the system.
Oh, it doesn't chase it.
Yeah, that's me.
I'm mad at her around.
Okay, that's okay.
Alright, how's it going guys?
Alright, Bresky.
Okay, listen.
Listen, kids, I'm going to teach you guys a life lesson right now, okay?
Barnes & Noble is a quiet place, right?
You don't want to go in there screaming and disrupting the people.
That's called being a nuke.
I'm bored of them peeps out there.
That's not something to be proud of, guys.
Alright, unless it's your job, then it's excused.
It's our job, so we can go screaming there.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no. It's an issue.
Don't go messing around and screaming in places.
Make your parents proud, bro.
Go, go, go over to be something great.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Entrepreneur. I mean, I'm myself.
What do your parents do?
My dad, he's a CFO for a construction company.
Oh, OK.
That's like one lord in the CEO.
She does voice acting.
Oh.
Big.
For what?
Big AI.
Oh, for big?
Wait, she's like Siri?
Yeah, the Microsoft thing.
Did I?
When I talk to the Microsoft, I'm talking to your mom?
Pretty much.
She's one of the voices.
Like she's the first voice for it. Yeah, cool. What about you? What do you want to be when you grow up?
What do you?
Let me get some chrome. Oh, you resell chrome. How about you guys? I have anything
Yeah, let me get a chrome bracelet. I'm bracelet
How do you guys get chrome
China, China, how much, how much for a basic?
They sell in that Baylash.
I just bought a spider hoodie.
Brad, that's just say, hand-to-buy.ru.
No, not.
So when you say, Lisa, how much do you buy a chrome hoodie for then sell it for?
Chrome hoodie, probably like, like 35 bucks.
Sell for like 85.
What? That's a, that's a good deal.
Baylash
Baylash
Best quality yeah, I mean bro. I'll buy all by your damn
Yeah
You got the orb unless you yoga you got everything that's hard
And this is just one vendor.
Like we also have this one.
It's like $13.00.
Cologne? Yeah.
Yeah, that might be poison to my skin.
Yeah, we'll do it.
You know, he owns a tech company in there.
Nice to meet you guys.
How you doing, sir?
Nice to meet you.
What do you do for a living?
Me?
I'm an oncologist.
Oncologist.
That's a cancer doctor.
Oh my god.
Wow, thank you for everything you do.
Five
Alright guys have a good one stay safe out here. Yeah, I have a good one
Seven straight Baylor
Oh, she just left my his to me.
Alright.
Can you see?
Oh, you have one?
Oh my God, Jett.
Jett, no, Jett, no, no!
No!
No, no, no!
No!
No!
No!
Fuck the dumb ass, bro!
Running in the street!
Of course!
I don't know how to fuck you.
We locked some room.
Bro, he has to go in the center.
Yo!
How you guys doing?
Wait, Marlon!
Nice to meet you.
I made you look.
Man, got both of y'all here.
Made you look man got both y'all next
We're having a huge party say at 3911 a West Bay Avenue 7 p.m.
Okay, let us know everybody's gonna be a few me a razor. All right
It's gonna be a movie
You're the king of Calabasas
Alright problem bros, I don't need any broom at all in this car
oh my god did he just steal a balloon oh my god they there's no way he checked out
that fast you're not still a balloon right no no that's the happy G day you
Where's Lucy
Thank you, dude
You keep hustling they got it
Yeah. Easy lick.
My butt!
Wait, are y'all saying they're an easy lick or are you guys speaking?
Jack!
Well, help, lazy to stuff.
I gotta help, help.
Where am I going to sit?
Where am I going to sit?
Oh, god.
Where am I going to sit?
In the seat, pal.
You sit first.
Okay, okay, okay.
Get him in, get him in, get him in.
Where am I gonna sit?
Where am I gonna sit?
Where am I gonna sit?
Where am I gonna sit?
Where am I gonna sit?
Where am I gonna sit?
Get in there. Get in there, bro.
Oh, wait. Take the boomers out and sit, and then I'll put it on top.
I'm going to be hot, Jay, you can turn AC on me.
I'll turn it on.
Wait, Drew said he's dying.
He can't breathe.
Get in there, hurry.
I'll turn AC on.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey!
You feel good?
Brother, you might have to leave those ones here.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
No, no, no, what do you mean? No, this is all you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good, bro
Wait, there's one over a little in that flu. That's right there
It matter can you open my door? Yeah, good
Oh
Mission is those shut it shut my auto it auto guys
Fuck
Are you there?
Oh no. Wait. Do you need me to- Do you need me to- Do you need me to- Do you need me to-
Hey!
I think we need to take a bit of a move down!
Are you sure you can't breathe?
I'm positive!
Okay, okay.
Aw, shit.
Fuck.
You good now?
You good now?
Are you gonna feed my girl?
windows getting put down you good you're alright guys are you sure about this
you're being my sure about this I've never been more sure
what the fuck is my listen to see bruh this is a 106 ducks drew you good
you feel the breeze okay that's good
Fuck me.
Fucking dry, bruh.
They can hear you, bruh.
Come on, put a dress in.
Let me know if you need anything, okay? We're almost home.
Holy fuck, this is on camera.
Hey, see, you good?
Hey, see?
We're almost home.
What the fuck, more kids on bikes? Dude.
Yeah, we got 30 minutes yeah, we're pretty city just kidding we're going home, bro
Lou Lou texting me
Who texted me do I still come up five or should I come at six or will I be fired? What do I tell her?
five
five is
Don't take the job eyes on the road Jason. Thank you
Fuck he takes your five is good John. Yeah
Yo, quit up there, yo, get back there!
Yo, yo, get back there!
It's a good thing we don't have to go on the highway.
No, no, no, it's a good thing we don't have to go on the highway.
What the fuck?
Dude!
Our balloon!
Wow, we needed that balloon!
Are you okay?
We needed that fucking balloon, man.
I fucking belong man
So fucking close to my deal
Holy shit
Huh
Okay, I can't hear you drop this ball you drop your phone
How he's supposed to read chess?
Lacey, where you at?
Lacey, if you go fast it pushes my face!
Lacey!
What?
What?
I think...
I can't hear you, bro.
I can see you, Lacey.
Lacey.
I'm out of here.
Lacey.
Just relax, man.
How many balloons did we just lose?
I don't know.
Keep the balloons in the car.
This is unresponsive.
Is that a fucking Aston Martin?
That's a Bentley, bro.
What is that?
I can't see.
I don't know.
Yo, yo, Drew.
Oh my god.
Drew?
Oh, shit.
Drew!
Drew!
Hey, baby, if I snake my head out, we could probably, like, see...
Drill! Drill!
Oh my god, there's one less person for the party.
Yo!
Listen, I hear you.
Bruce, stop this!
Fuck, bro!
We're losing people for the party!
We're gonna invite more people now!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What?
T minus two minutes.
T minus two minutes.
Fuck.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Ah, we're losing balloons!
We're almost home!
Drew's dead!
Drew fucking died!
Fuck! Y'all, you good?
Yeah, I'm good, bro. I, uh...
I, uh...
I can't get the angles, bro.
You can't get the angles?
No, I got it.
I got it, bro.
You're looking good, bro.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're almost home, boys.
Home stretch.
They see?
Like, like, like, you see?
They see?
They see?
I don't know what's going on, but I'm going to call it.
Okay, I got you, bro.
Lacey?
LACEY!
LACEY!
Oh, my fucking god, bro.
NOOOO!
Wait! It's a deer!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
Yo!
Holy shit!
It's a fucking deer!
Wow!
Wait, Lacey fucking died!
Lacey!
Lacey!
Hey!
Bro, we're almost home!
Dro!
Laysen!
Oh my God, I just sprayed my car.
I got it, I got it, kid.
Laysen?
You see?
You see?
You're alive!
What did you say?
Huh?
No, we're we're 30 minutes away
All us home
And we fucking made it boys we alive or what
Oh
Fuck choose alive, bro
Bro, we lost the balloon
Come on, bro, okay, we lost one balloon all right we lost one balloon you go back you right
I should go back and get one?
Did we lost it?
I don't know, Keith.
Did you go back in or do I go back?
We're going to go back.
We're going to go back in one room.
There's no room for any of our rooms, bro.
It's wrapped around your Maybach champagne glass.
The balloon somehow got wrapped around your Maybach champagne glass.
So, we don't know how we're gonna get these out.
No, no, no, bro.
Fuck, yeah.
Hey, man, you want to take this?
Yo, the cake is melting. Hurry, guys.
Thanks, bro.
Wait, I don't know how to get these out.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No.
Dro!
Help, bro!
Hi.
Hey, hon.
Dude.
Fuck.
No! Hey! No!
How do you...
Bro!
Lacey!
We needed that!
I don't think it popped. I think they just came off the strings.
Oh my god, bro.
We're losing balloons by the fucking minute.
And we're polluting the air with helium.
Can we get that?
What do you mean, can we get that?
Where's that going to go though?
The fucking the moon.
This is gone.
Oh my god, might hit the fucking plane and break the plane bro.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Holy shit.
I think we're good.
Where does it go?
It's actually a good question.
To the fucking moon.
It's a space.
Be careful Drew because some of them might be disconnected from the shrink because they
were so cramped.
That one opened the door and that bitch flew out.
Stop.
Oh, the other door.
Wait, that's going to kill a turtle?
So we just killed a turtle?
Hey.
The window.
The window, bro.
No, no!
No!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
We are going to put on a fucking thread, dude.
We just killed three sea turtles.
Bro, bro, fuck.
Look, I've already seen a twit at first.
We're going to put on a thread for killing turtles.
Oh, the balloon's gone.
Oh, no, it's still flying over there.
We lost another one.
No, we didn't.
It's flying right out, look.
How many fucking turtles did we murder?
We just killed four turtles and lost four balloons, bro.
No we sped up!
Sorry Johnny, we could have had a balloon there!
Oh, one more, there's three more balloons in there.
Oh shit, we have a good jet!
We lowkey overbought balloons so we're good.
This one? I don't got hands.
Fuck, this one knows opening, fuck it.
Whoa, it's just, where's, whoa's?
Brother, the party's soon. Where's Lowe's?
Lowe's out here yet?
I don't know.
Hey, where are we going?
We ain't here yet.
Alright.
We're only going to have a problem.
Over here.
There's a river over here.
Could you just sit and count?
You're gonna break that!
I got an idea, you're gonna be like, yo Lou, I need some of the problem but I don't
know the code and then you follow her and then you guys are in there, woo surprise!
Ahhh, the surprise party!
Yeah.
Wait, someone's in there?
No, I just put them up there.
Wait, who's in there?
No, she's not, bro.
Hey, wanna see how far they can get?
No way, no.
You know the code?
Yeah, I do.
What? I don't know the code.
No!
Bro!
Lacey!
What the fuck do we lose a balloon?
It's, uh, I know the code.
Is that in this pocket, then?
Gotta be a part of this.
Oh, I'm not. She's gonna love this.
Please.
Appreciate it. I appreciate it.
I ain't allowed to burst, you know, open this mad balloon.
It's gonna be a fuck.
Well, I feel like we should take the balloons apart and have them split.
It shouldn't be all in one, right?
Yeah.
Okay, that's a job for Drew.
Yeah.
That's a job for Drew.
How the fuck are we gonna get these off?
Oh, yeah, bro.
Yeah, but this is a small closet. It'll all be in here. Okay. Yeah, we could do that
Looks like we got one
Cut right here you sure no, so I just got some maybe
Hang up, dude.
No, see, now it's just fucking hanging.
Okay, then you know what? You know what?
What about this bro? What if you just...
Oh my god.
Holy shit, these muscles.
Well, that was the same thing as cutting them, dumbass.
Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck it.
I mean, that looks pretty cool.
I mean, that looks cool, yeah, and this one's going to be on the ground or...
Yeah
Okay
Where's all the gifts we got
All right, wait did anyone I can sign up for the part of who was the house of fucking quiet where's the cake
Where is the cake? Oh?
No, just we're gonna go now
So we walk her in that we do the confetti when she walks through the door or when she walks in a little little little
little production always says you could be in there yeah so who's leading her so
John's leader by myself are you fucking about you're eating her gig I said you
think she mind if I had one little piece
fuck bro wait wait or candles candles
no what are you doing stop eating her gig it's good chicken walk a lot
Why is it in the fucking catalog when you take shit out of here?
Where's the big twitterer?
Uh, right here, right here.
You gotta put it up, you gotta put it up here.
Wait, are these for me?
Oh, for real.
I'll put it up.
Put it in like a bowl or something.
Yeah, I'm down for it.
Oh my god.
Bro, this is dead ass Friday, the best Friday she's ever done.
Wait a minute, I should have the plan on.
How do we open this gate?
Here, I got you.
Should we just touch the stacks we got from Luke?
Yeah, actually, actually.
One year's young.
Yeah.
Wait, should we try the cake?
No!
Don't touch the cake!
We don't want to poison her.
Why are you eating her kids?
I'll put it in a bowl.
We don't want to give her a spoiled cake.
Bro, my god, man.
You just taste testing it before we give it to her.
Where's the one here?
Okay.
We got to put the cake in the fridge.
I know, we got to put it in the oven first.
We got to put the cake in the fridge. I know we got to put the long first. Where do you want to put it?
So you remove that move that?
That's hard that's actually tough
That's tough and look look look look
Hit some of these, hit some of these.
That's hard.
Yeah.
That's tough.
And then like maybe like a...
Hey!
Hey!
Another one over here.
Hey!
Hey!
Which I put a two and a one.
Oh, right, right there, right there.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Oh yeah.
That's fine.
That's actually safe.
That's actually safe.
Oh, I forgot about this one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What?
Fuck this.
I can light this stuff.
That's good, right?
Yeah.
OK.
Now we just put it back in the trash.
You have a lighter.
You don't light it, right?
OK.
I have a hell of a lighter.
OK, so get back.
So what should we put in the juice bag?
Why does who get here fucking get back with a pork dangling
on it?
Oh, this is for her for you!
Bags come with fork attachments.
I'm not even going to fit in these pants.
This is hard.
Alright, so do we put the rotisserie chicken in here or do we put it in here?
We'll eat the wraps now.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, we put in a rotisserie chicken in here. So which one is going in here? That's the D.
Do we put the bone in here or...?
Well, okay, I also got to hurt my own gift.
I got a Wii.
I know working for you is probably really stressful, so I gotta weed some weeds at the edge off.
So what's going in the bag?
The bone being in the bag?
We have to wrap everything and put multiple things in bags.
No, if we wrap it, oh, okay.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, I saw her have to sit there and listen to you sing for 20 minutes,
and I feel like next time that happens, it'd be nice if we just go to her closet.
I got a performance for her.
I got a nice split.
I got a performance for her today.
Oh, she definitely gonna need to weed that. She definitely gonna need to weed that.
All right, so let's restart. Let's fucking start rapping, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, okay. I'm gonna make my card first.
I'm gonna make my card, too. Um,
Hey, you have a pen or a sharpie or something?
There's something here. I'll get that.
I mean, I feel like we're going on time, right?
Where's the sharpies on?
Oh, it should be in the cup.
Oh, you're fine, Dad.
I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it.
Yo, you need a sharpie or not?
Uh, I'll be okay, bro.
I'm gonna show you what I'm trying to do.
What color?
Uh, uh, a black.
Yeah, they're gonna be stickers.
They're gonna be sticker visits.
Tell me to do the hard, look at the sticker placements.
Come on now.
I got you some stickers now.
All these.
Hey bro.
Thank you bro.
That's right.
Oh, that's
Hey, bro, thank you, bro
That's right.
Marvel Ruggles, right there.
Has Black Panther Marvel?
He's so weird.
So hot.
I'm smashed on the heart.
That's true.
That's hard.
Now you're a genius idea.
Yeah, that's a good idea, like, see.
The stickers?
No, no, no.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Jody with a pie?
Not yet. I think she's still in her beauty, guys.
Dear Jason and Lee, I sincerely apologize for not calling you back between my minis and instead watching Guitar Hero for a brief moment.
I hope you can understand with one more heart as a quarter jade.
Oh my god, Sam!
I'm gonna send her a fucking sass gift.
Come on now, that's actually looking calm.
What do you think, what do you think, John?
You're putting in your collection of this, bro.
Yay!
Whoa!
Welcome, man!
So you guys went to the store for an hour and a half to get balloons, a cake.
Justin's having a party, Loach!
Yeah, no birthday hats, no party decorations, party decorations, there's just nothing.
No party decorations? Come here, Rose.
You said no party decorations?
Yeah, fucking balloons.
No party decorations? Are you serious, Rose?
Wait, do we need to order some?
Some party decorations. Party hats and shit.
Party decorations? No, you guys didn't get any party decorations.
We all see the...
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, wait, you can get that, Drew?
We need the party decorations and the little things that you blow and they go...
I'm about to write her note I'm about to write her note
I
Had some a dear Lou
Dear oh fuck oh fuck dear Lou
The year Lou
Happy
Bird day
Happy birthday.
You have no idea how...
I'm going to get away, are there balloons to that, when she opens the door, like you guys can have the balloons pushed up against the door, so when she opens it, they like, flow out under the door, you know.
Happy birthday.
No, we want them to be not happy.
Dear Lou, happy birthday. You have no idea how much, how much help you have been to me.
I am so sorry.
Like when you helped me...
Casey.
Uh, like when you helped me, uh, worse, the coffee machine.
Like hell.
Okay, dear Lou, happy birthday. You have no idea how much help you have been to me. Like when you helped me work the coffee machine last week.
Why circle, hey, where did you never have a good sense of birthday?
You look like a hard dungeon.
Yeah.
He's apologizing.
What else am I at?
I don't know.
I feel like you should not ask for my opinion for this.
You should speak from your heart.
Maybe think about how many times you cleaned up your clothes while I did your laundry.
That was like one time, bro.
Well, you got to show appreciation for that.
Thank you.
What else do we get that's pretty nice confetti poppers?
Anything
I don't know something something happened back there. Yo, talk to number five, bro. Thank you for helping
Me
Everything
Maybe say appreciate you for giving the time out your day to listen to my guitar
Apologize to my breath. What do you why are you apologizing?
Thank you for having me with everything just a browning bro without you
My life
would be a lot harder the impact you have on me you have no idea much
He's out there right now.
You.
You have no idea how much you helped me.
Why does it look so wet?
And the poor guys.
Let me know when you want to give a closure.
Yeah, I may want to close it.
Don't forget to clean up the mess in the closet.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, Lou.
Happy birthday.
Thank God.
Thank God.
OTV.
They didn't need you.
OTVK.
core boys on top
All right, wait, I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get on my own gift. I got it. Okay. All right, bet
I'll thank you on the
I have like six more like clothes was off. Yo, that's fine. Wait, wait, wait
Hey, enjoy your birthday.
Birthday.
Here's a raise of 1K a month.
JK, clean up the mess.
Oh, look, Lord found some party hats for just you and me.
I, well, I mean, Andrew.
J.K. clean up the mess.
Happy 27th.
Yeah.
Dear Lou, happy birthday, you have no idea how much you have been to me, how much help
you have been to me, like when you helped me work on a coffee machine last week.
Thank you for helping me with everything without you, my life would be a lot harder.
Impact, you have on me, I have no idea how much you helped me and the core guys.
Thank God, OTB didn't need you, OTBK core boys on top, enjoy your birthday, here's
a raise of $1,000 a month.
J.K. clean up the mess.
Happy 27, J.T.W.
You should have a broom ready, like make her read it out loud and then she turns around
and there's a broom with like a bow on it.
Oh fuck yeah.
Oh fuck yeah.
I don't know why this is fire, this is good.
That's fire!
Let's get a W bus going in the chat.
What the fuck?
You were free.
I don't even move your tongue.
Two.
Woo.
What's going on?
That's her dog
Here you are, man.
Wait, he hasn't assisted it? How do you think he made it to 22?
Are you? What are you talking about, man?
I made it to 22. I would have made it to 22.
Either way, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Tripping.
Tripping, bro.
So what's the real good?
What's the real good brother did they forget about the $250 the forward card? Yeah, oh god, what that's a lot of fucking
Stop playing with me. There's 250 right here
To Lou 250 from Jason
Kankw
I
Mean get card to Lou shit
No, no, no, but the pins blocked oh
To Lou from Jason
$25 15 fuck 15
Well, that's how I'd read
But if I was a girl and I got us to for get there our literally start fucking jumping up and down
Yeah, hey, what's my ballerin ballerin?
But Lou get you a little vandal skin
$25 $25
to Lou
Get you that no vano skin
Oh
It's $35 damn, bro. Fuck it Marshal
Hot wheels cuz he says you like ours. What's up, bro?
Um
What the fuck baby, I'm trouble what where did you get this
They're just like random shit to wear.
No, they're not.
Oh, it's fine.
We're going to face-touch our back.
Can we go up a little?
Yeah, let me try for a minute.
Yeah.
Okay, bro.
We're going to see.
What bottle do we use?
Which one do you use?
What do you use, bro?
Um, I was going to say we should probably use the tar-off one,
because it's that burnt inside.
You don't need that anymore?
No.
I'll go get it.
Fuck.
We just put like a drape over it.
Okay.
No, we have wrapping tiger.
No.
Yeah, I think we just take this cold and fucking contraption.
It's a styling, it might drop.
This is quite a lot.
What the fuck?
What?
Random box.
It goes to angle it properly.
You got it?
Yeah.
You sure you got it?
Yeah.
We don't want to keep the tape together.
We're just wrapping like that.
Should I just wrap it like this or just use one box?
It would look like a person, man.
You know, like head, body.
Yeah, fuck it. This is really take down.
You really deserve...
So, you guys cut it open?
Actually, I think these are 60.
That'd be worth it, no.
Look at that nose.
Alright, this is Invisigirl right here.
Bro, I'm feeling good.
She's going to love this shit, guys.
Let's get the W's going, bro.
Let's get a happy birthday spam for Luke.
Lacey!
Let's get the box, though.
Mercy!
Mercy!
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my God, this hot box is made back with a further attack.
She's not gonna smoke weed!
Hey!
Happy birthday to Loone
Happy birthday to Loone
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to Loone
Oh, it's sick. Actually, I think she hates edible sometimes.
It actually works, yeah.
See, she does like weed!
Not very often though, like...
What's that?
Wow, bro. I didn't realize this was fire.
We drew these orders, dude.
We got a hat and a glove.
Yeah, I'll show you what it was.
Oh, you drew her!
Hey!
That's a great card.
Oh, you got me a nice card with stickers.
$200, pops out.
It's a great game.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
A lot.
Because you know my thought process?
It is a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
My thought process is we just base I was just
Content for the entire day, so I have to get a money right okay? Yeah
She's gonna love that
Yeah, dude ill bow
I'll meet you in a minute, bro.
I love you, man.
Here, here, here. Let me get scissors for you.
I don't know where to take this, bro.
Where's the scissors, bro?
Yeah, in the cup.
Oh, in the cup.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ladies, we...
You trapped the whole...
That is actually disgusting.
How?
You dug down the...
The envelope is literally wet.
Just like Soldier Boy fucking...
Dicking down that fucking...
Uh, where?
Not dicking down.
Sucking the fuck out of...
I don't care this card is sick if I got this card. I'd be so fucking happy
Legit so we wrap that whole team
That whole team and make an invisible girl or just
Or or we get a bus for a missy book girl and stuff drew in the box
You won't be there in more than an hour.
You're gonna open a card and then like the money's the first thing you see,
but you have to pretend like you can't see the money and then you have to like
read the card and pretend like you care.
Actually, yes.
Okay, I'm gonna steal your idea.
What do you mean?
I'm gonna stick it on my cards.
Absolutely.
You've been jacked in my swag, bro!
Fine, I'm gonna draw.
The music is not making your skits up your fighting bro.
It's very calling music.
He doesn't even have fucking bank bro.
Nah, I don't think so.
Ah, fuck it, I'll put myself next to her.
I'm gonna put my stuff next to her.
I can't do it, I'm going to ask for it.
I'm probably just going to get water bottles over there.
Oh, that's fire, bruh.
Maybe a good start.
Yeah, a good start.
It should look like a banjo, but that works.
Alright, here's me.
I'll just make you sit up, will you?
Oh, that's all right.
Okay, hi.
I don't know how to rap.
I don't need to, bro.
You gotta go see other careers.
Should I call her and say you gotta rap?
These presents or...
You know what?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Let me show her a twerking on the table.
Alright, fuck you, let's go.
Alright, let's do this teamwork.
Let's do the first wrapping.
Wait, do we have tape? Let's get the tape.
We'll shut out the tape, whatever.
She's definitely not expecting some good wrapping.
I think we do it on the side, no?
Yeah.
Alright, cut it.
Come through. Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers.
Now, fingers.
Yes.
Okay.
Some glue.
I'm gonna take...
This one, this one, I'm gonna take the tail over.
Okay, where should I take first?
Just suck guys.
Wait hold on.
We have picker tape.
Bro the wrapping looks like shit cause the tape is so weird.
You might have to do a layer of dog paper over it.
Yeah that's fine.
Just tape first.
Where's your, you gonna keep at it?
You gonna fill this extra?
Yo why are you saying wide speed stressed?
Oh
Let's make it see now we're actually gonna be the rap
Boxes like the one like like it's like pulling out their Christmas you should just wrap an entire dip just in
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're genius bro.
You didn't have to do that.
No, let's do the invisible woman in that.
What, do we need a box for that?
No we don't.
Yes we should.
She just unwrapped all the tape, like a big tape ball.
We could say it was invisible.
What?
I don't want to use this unwrapped tape ball.
Okay, what do I do next?
I'm here.
You're in here.
Open over, open over.
Nice, just like that, perfect.
There you go.
Fuck yeah.
I mean, I'm gonna put a little bit of beer too, maybe?
I'm going to put a little bit of up right here from this part right here.
Fuck, yeah.
There you go. I'm going to put one more piece right there.
There we go.
Okay, this is not even bad.
I'm going to stick it on there and see what I'm going to do.
Oh my god, the sticker actually adds a perfect touch.
I'm going to just round it like this.
Fuck yeah first present done. Where's the fucking Christmas tree? W's in the fucking
Check it out man. Okay, next. Check it out, check it out.
Uh, chicken? Yeah, but chicken.
Toss it out, paper?
Holy fuck, you shit.
Oh.
This smells gonna be like trapped in the wrapping paper and sushi, I'll put this in like boom chicken tonight.
This is a great-
Let's not lose it.
Actors, actors.
By my life, I would not be surprised if you burst into tears.
You mean she will?
Actually, she might actually try today.
Oh my god.
She's not happy, bro.
She's basically happy, she's not someone that happy.
Yeah, you know if you're gonna pay.
I'll cut it?
Yeah, yeah.
You giving her a sink, Bob?
Huh
Hi, Shane
One more piece.
Alright.
Okay.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, which way does the chicken go though?
No, this is the chicken's up here.
Okay, perfect.
Toe for Toe, boys!
Nice.
Alright, next.
Dagmoh.
Dagmoh.
Alright, next. Dogma?
Dogma.
Here, Dory's in there with the dogma, so she has two and one.
Like that.
Alright, lookie.
Okay.
I'm gonna lay down a second.
This has to be the last gift one so that she gets everything and then she has to, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She has to get it all.
Okay, we don't even need to.
That's what you know.
Is it all?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
We need it for the...
Yeah.
We're running out of shit.
We actually don't want to buy much driving gear gloves.
Me too.
No, no, no, no.
That's not enough for that.
Oh, fuck.
Maybe we should just use a box, bro, instead of just that whole thing.
Millionaires wrapping someone a chicken
So you guys are grateful. I got a chicken for my birthday. I'd be so happy
Actually
Let's see, here.
Wait, should I grab these?
Oh, I know what I have to do.
I see them do this all the time.
I'm just going to cut in half.
Because I see them do this all the time.
You know, like when you're going to give some stuff,
they're supposed to have like a little like...
Oh, you're wasting.
Why are you large?
Bro, no!
You're just proud.
I suppose you used tissue paper.
I don't know, this is better, trust me.
It's the same shit, look.
All right.
What else should be in there?
The cars.
I have the cars.
The whole lot in there.
What about the gift cards?
Should I just pop the gift cards in there?
The cars in there?
Yeah, sure, put it in the envelope.
Oh, envelope?
You can always open it again.
I'm actually a good backer, Chad.
Crazy dude, bro.
That's a high ass thing.
Well.
There's a book on there.
What did they say?
I don't know what some bullshit people want to say.
Bullshit on my leg.
If you can take care of your hygiene and get haircuts,
you just somehow get shamed in the shed.
What did they say?
Let me say that to one hot ass.
Yeah, bitch is high as fuck.
Yeah.
I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it because I don't want to be just high as shit.
So high you can see your mole?
Holy fucking matter mole, man.
Holy, right here.
Matter mole, bro.
Oh my god, that should look like, bro.
That should look like my mole.
I'm sorry my bro, can we just get a second of this?
I'm sorry you guys don't fucking take care of yourselves, you guys are all dirty.
Bro, you look like you're from the UK with that fucking face.
Holy shit.
Where is my mic?
Okay, okay, we need more wrap-
Here's where I wrap the bin.
Where's my charger?
Okay.
Ladies, relax.
I don't think we have enough for the visit girl, bro.
Lazy, what are we doing?
I was just about to talk to you about something, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
visit girl bro. Lazy, what are we doing?
Lazy, what the fuck do you think that's gonna do?
Fuck! Fuck! Lazy help, bro. Wait, bro, just take this thing. Just take it. Take it.
It's fine, it's fine, I'm here.
Yeah, I'm here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Oh my God, wait.
You just hold that, hold that, hold that, hold that.
Just hold that right there.
Ready?
Ready, ready, coming in, coming in, coming in.
Nice.
Other side, other side.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go right.
Right.
I'm gonna go right.
No, honey.
I'm gonna head start.
I don't want to do this.
Oh
My god, no way you're bringing it to
No, you're bringing hints into the US. No, I didn't yes
I didn't just watch you spit up a coffee in the same time. It's literally a handsome. I'm not the anti-vibers. I don't have that time
Wait, what else?
Yeah
I should hear back at least.
No, no, no, no.
I think we have a better...
We'll trap this.
Bro, we don't have enough rabbit for the boss.
We'll just put it in here and kick it off.
We'll have a round.
Alright, fuck you.
What do you think?
Black or lit?
Oh my god.
Nah.
We lit, we lit that.
Are these tough?
That's hard, bro.
That's clear.
Okay.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, you.
Songs.
What if you're getting something?
Best birthday songs.
Oh my God, we're getting too big, Jay.
Jay, we're getting too big.
What are you fucking, hats for fucking toddlers?
I'll take ice cream, that's kinda cool.
Bro, the ice cream gloves are hard, but I'll take them.
You can touch their, like, toddler size.
No, I'm getting too fast.
Bro, bro, I'm throwing out fucking rangers.
There's so many people.
Bro
Ready to party baby fuck yeah
I'm gonna go look at some of that.
Let's go!
Still a whole hour?
Turn it over and turn it over.
I'm gonna let you guys still have to get a good deal of water.
Alright, I'll get it.
Turn it over, turn it over, turn it over.
I'm gonna get it.
Turn it over, turn it over.
Turn it over and turn it over.
You ain't gonna be a fireclub if you look at me.
Or do I give her a leave?
YOLO!
Hello?
Come right now, you're fired.
What? I thought you said fired.
Nah, I said it. Come right now, you're fired.
Okay.
Alright, I will show you ETA.
Okay, is there an ETA guy?
30 minutes?
30 minutes? Okay, perfect. Alright.
Alright, I'll see you soon.
Okay, bye-bye.
Alright, bye.
You know there should be questions and big pink glasses on it, please.
I'll just face some audio.
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, let me see.
We gotta put this on my-
Dude, she literally has no idea I'm not gonna lie.
Ohhhhhh.
Yeah.
Come on, let's do it.
Wait, whoa, if you put this up, it's not a surprise.
It's too inside to go in there.
Oh, you're right.
Wait, I need a boost, bro.
Please, I need a boost, bro.
I'm not giving you a boost, man.
Wait, okay, hold this.
When you take it, when you take it, where do you get the boost?
I found a chair.
It has a sticky thing.
Where do you feel it?
Put it up, put it up.
Wait, low key shouldn't the door be shut?
Yeah, we need to shut the door, we need to shut the door.
Oh, oh, fuck.
Hey, watch out.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Grab the chair, grab the chair.
Wait, when the door opens, it's just a door.
What do you mean, what do you mean?
When the door opens, then the door opens, it's not going to fuck it.
It's going to block.
Hold on, bro.
If you just do it to the ceiling here, block it off.
No, no, no, do it above the door.
Above the door, wait.
Because the door opens, and it's inside, it's going to move.
But how about you put it right here, like this way.
So when she opens the door, she looks this way, and there's all the balloons in there.
Wait, I got this.
I got that.
I got that.
I got that.
I got you.
I got you.
They might need to help you.
How?
Maybe get on our shoulder or something.
I don't know what's going to do with it.
Bro, you need someone tall.
Fuck, bro.
Do I get on my shoulders?
Yeah, I actually do.
Yeah.
I'm not your face.
You want to go?
Wait, you do this?
Yeah, I do it.
You don't?
Okay, nice.
Okay.
Are you good?
Are you good?
Can you get it up there?
Can you get it up there?
Oh my god, Jay's hurting me.
Oh my god, Jay, I'm going to fall.
Oh my God, nevermind. Oh my God. It's so big.
Oh my God. It's not sticking, bro!
Jake, Jake, you gotta take the ... You gotta take the sticking part off!
The sticky part is off!
Jake, I put you down! Jake, I'm gonna put you down!
It's not sticking.
Jake, me as you get off of me as you get off of me as you get off!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Crouch down or something, bro!
Crouch down! We're gonna drop me!
Okay, okay, okay, okay. It's not sticking!
Oh, that's thick, bro. We fucked up, bro.
they take okay how do I get there we'll walk in
how do we lock on that inside? I don't know the door where it is
it's hot bro I'm coughing a little bit
wait why won't it open? why won't it open?
now we're trapped in here for once you get to Jason
Jason, Jason the door got open
Jason the door got open
thank you thank you bro
fuck this shit I don't care about this
Jason the door not open
no no no whoa
How is it to what?
How?
How, bro?
Fuck you!
Are you just holding me?
Fuck you, asshole.
You guys have a fucking grand time, bro.
Your turn.
Your part.
Ooh!
What is that?
Bro?
You just throw that at her bro?
You just throw this at her?
Just throw it at her bro!
Ooh, little party speaker!
What the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what else, what else, what else?
I feel like that's enough.
There's gotta be one other thing we do.
What do you think, Jaffer?
I feel like that's good.
Jessica Alba, oh my God, Jessica Alba.
Search for Jessica Alba signature.
Just do it, just do it, just do it,
Jessica Alba signature.
Jessica Alba signature.
Okay, that's everything.
Okay, we go to the one before that,
because you're only doing,
That's that one, that one, that one, that's hers and it's going back to me.
Ready?
What the fuck? It's not a birthday song?
Well, I'm off of my birthday, it's a big birthday, huh?
That's it, it's right. Yeah, that's what you fucking forgery man. Lacey did forgery on
Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba has her signature right here.
Jessica Alba signed plate.
It's a Jessica Alba signed Invisible Woman statue.
Invisible Woman, she's standing right here.
It's one of one 2006 Jessica Alba with her signature.
What do you like about it?
Bang!
OK, man.
OK.
Now we place it in a box.
All right.
I'm just going to put that on top of it
and then wrap it like this so it looks like it's actually
No, they're coming in.
It's invisible.
Right now, she's there.
I see what you're saying.
I think you're just going to make it look like it.
Yeah, she's there.
She's there.
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hump.
Wait, what's the Marvel?
Oh no one from my birthday is a big boy you know I ain't like this shit about to be lit
Oh here we got one more thing we got
That's a great gift a one-of-one invisible woman statue
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Boom.
Or she could get away around.
Put the plate on the bottom.
What, there's nothing on the top?
Yes, it's in the room, it's here.
Oh, no, no, the sheet.
All you want to do is pull it off.
Okay, back.
So we're gonna, we have to tape it to the ground now.
No, just fucking have her open it.
Okay.
So where do you want to have it?
Here, five minutes.
She's here in five minutes.
Five minutes?
Here we go, come on, come on, come on.
I'm telling you Jay, other way!
Oh, just like that?
Yeah.
This is like the main event for the present.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, where's the writer's papers?
Oh, here.
Fuck me this!
Don't forget the broom.
They see the broom!
No, fuck the broom.
I don't have a writer's paper.
I don't have a writer's paper.
I don't have a writer's paper.
No, no, fuck, we'll be on our favorite room.
You don't think?
Oh my god, fuck, wow.
Are you fucking, are you fucking rockin' me?
Yeah, clean the kitchen, clean the kitchen.
Hey, you go sit, clean it!
Clean!
I'm not cleaning the kitchen.
Huh.
Should we have a clean kitchen?
So, what are we doing in the kitchen?
Maybe tell her to clean it and then we surprise her?
What'd you say?
Three minutes.
Oh fuck, fuck, I had to pee, I had to pee in nervous.
I had to pee.
I need a...
I need to change the battery, chat, beer, beer.
Yes, of course. My new video.
My new video.
Whoa, John finally proposed to me video. Is that what I'm talking about?
Oh, you're really gonna what's the matter me daddy right now. Why are we dodging Jason get out of here?
You've never been here, you're gonna type in my chat
And you say why what wait wait wait hear me, huh?
I'm not dodging him. I'm in a meeting man spamming me and then I take one second out of my meeting
I walk into the living room. I see John playing guitar here. I'm like, oh, that's cute
I walk back into my office. I go into my next meeting and then he goes. I'm like brother. You're spamming
Wait, wait. Okay, John, John, John, John.
Well, what?
You're gonna be there by...
Lacey, Lacey, listen to the game for me.
Oh, hold on, I was not doing this to cover.
That's fire, but we got two minutes, bro.
We need her blindfolded, bro. I'm not in line.
We need her blindfolded.
What do we use?
Fuck, put this over her head, Lacey?
Yeah, fuck.
Is that fucked up?
Oh, no, wait.
Is it fucked up to put this on her head?
Just put that over her face.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a print.
All right, yeah, just have her hit one of these.
I got that.
I'm trying to second-hand you up.
You want to play your guy?
Er, I'm not hungry, what if you took a second ingest for Jason?
So he'd be a pervert.
Fuck, we don't have time for Laysborough.
All right.
Listen, listen, listen.
Okay, listen.
I'm going to the gate flower.
Ready, Puppers?
You got any?
I need a handful, I'll just throw it at her.
No, you got these.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, did we just shoot her with them?
Bro, we're in that little ass room.
Yeah, why not?
We're just doing one, just doing one.
I can't even twist.
You just do a surprise one, do two and then once your thing is over, hop another one out.
How does it even work?
Take it away, don't go!
Don't go! You go!
You go!
Oh, shit.
I'll stand next to him until he gets to the front.
Oh my god, this is so mad.
Alright, alright. I'm gonna get a rush of these off.
Oh fuck. I have something on my head. This is happy birthday.
Oh shit.
Hello?
Hey buddy.
Hello?
Here. I got you a present.
I need you to wear it, but wear it frontwards
where you can't see in front.
You can only see down, okay?
So can you just follow me?
Alright. Alright, cool.
How was your drive?
Good.
Dang.
What you do today so far?
Isn't this a surprise?
Okay, why what is today? Oh
Oh shoot, I'm walking too fast. Can you see me?
Okay, just keep following my voice, okay
Okay, you can just keep walking forward. I just uh, I didn't think it was gonna be a problem, but I don't want to code.
You don't know the code.
No, I don't know the code.
Is it Wazir?
No, Wazir's busy right now. He's working on some drone shots for our next shoot.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Okay, um, okay, uh, you can take it off because I don't know if you can see the code without it.
So hey you can take off the hat I
Can tell you did oh, yeah, sorry
Come here, come here, come here.
It's me.
It's me.
Surprise.
Look.
It's your birthday.
Thank you.
It's your birthday.
Surprise.
Oh my god.
Surprise.
I can't remember what you were doing.
Surprise.
Hey there.
Uh huh.
I'm gonna kill my wrist!
Why are they playing out there?!
It's the first time.
It's the first time.
It's flavor popper.
The flavor popper.
In my shroom.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Listen.
You thought you were probably talking in or some shit.
No.
We want to surprise you on your birthday.
Me and Lacey.
You said we're going to be on your birthday.
And John and Drew and Moza.
The most obviously we wanted to show you that you are amazing.
You are great and yeah, we got soju.
We got soju is alcohol, it's alcohol.
You're gonna be a happy birthday.
It's gonna be incredible birthday.
It's a special day for you.
It's gonna be a special day for you.
It's your day off.
Yeah, yeah, it's your day off.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers!
Oh, close your eyes again!
Close your eyes again!
Close your eyes again!
Close it.
Wait, it's almost done.
Wait, just give me a second.
No, no, no, just wait.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Lou.
Happy birthday dear Lou.
Happy birthday to you.
Make a wish.
Plus six.
Oh, okay.
Wait, what do I wish for?
Whatever.
Anything but a raise.
Yeah! Wow! What do you think?
You can't get the cake.
Marble rivals.
Oh, yeah! I like Spider-Man.
Spider-Man!
Haha! Yeah, you should smell it. It's chocolate layer. You should smell it.
Yeah! That's all right!
Oh, my God!
I can't remember what you were saying. But listen! Listen!
Haha! Hey, listen! Come here, Lou. Come here.
It says twelve years old on a cage?
What? No, no.
Oh, here. Let's put this on.
Alright.
Alright, well, it's not a birthday without kids.
So, where should we start?
Let's start right here.
Your first gift from us for your birthday?
The wrapping is great.
What is this?
It's great.
It's a wrapping.
Why is there a broom here?
Oh, uh, we forgot to wrap that one.
Yeah.
Wrap that one?
What is this?
It's a Captain America Rose!
Yeah!
Marvel Rivals!
You know we know you love Marvel Rivals.
Marvel Rivals, yeah!
Woo!
Yep.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Who told you about Marble Rivals?
Me?
I knew.
I knew that.
I knew that.
Yep.
Obviously.
And speaking of Marble Rivals, next gift we got you is that one right there?
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Spider-Man.
Wait, what?
What did you say about Spider-Man?
Who's your favorite superhero?
Spider-Man.
Woo!
Yeah.
Or, or.
It's, what is it?
Oh
She probably likes them all
Spider-man
What do you like what do you like better do you like better?
Okay, Spider-Man, hey, hey
I use you this is yeah, this is for me
I don't like chicken.
Chicken.
Yeah!
Roast chicken!
Chicken!
I've been working on a little Roast Chicken!
Roast Chicken! Fresh Roasty!
Yeah, tender and juicy.
Classic seasoning too.
Yeah!
And I only ate one little piece off the edge.
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, that's lit it right there so far
Okay, okay
You don't love that one
Yeah, way better way better way better it literally only gets better
What is this?
Uh, it's a snack, candies.
Candy for you?
Why are they not in the bag?
Uh, we got hungry while wrapping it.
We got hungry.
So for my dog, okay.
For your dog!
Yup, yup.
Next up!
Spider-Man.
More Spider-Man.
More Spider-Man.
Why did I get a chicken?
Why'd you get a chicken?
Because. Just in case you were hungry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because.
Ha!
Because you say you like cars.
Yeah.
You say that you like cars.
My car. My car.
Yeah.
That's better than my car!
That's a race car!
Extra large right there. Hot wheels, extra large.
Okay
Specialized personalized to you. You can go ahead and open it
Yeah
So I know you're not the biggest smoker, but I thought why not get started so I got you a weed starter
That's a battery for your brand-new Califa Cush
pen that you can hit on the job without Jason knowing.
If I don't know it, you can't get in trouble.
Exactly, exactly, yep.
Oh, Ironman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cause Marvel Rivals.
Marvel Rivals.
Marvel Rivals.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lighter, lighter.
Like your new pre-roll.
Let's blaze it, let's fucking blaze it.
Okay, and Edibles!
Edibles!
You ever get tired of the little low-dose pop one in?
Just relax. Just relax.
Just relax a little bit.
Okay, very nice!
And then, cards are sure the final gift.
Cards at the end, cards at the end.
Okay, okay.
Alright, this is our biggest gift right here.
I don't know if you can see that.
It's kind of...
This is it.
I don't want to open it.
Listen.
This one is special.
Yeah, because we know you play Marvel Rivals.
And you're like a demon on that game,
because you have over 3,000 hours.
And who do you think your favorite character is?
I don't really know.
If you had a pick, though.
Go on.
If I had to pick.
If you had a pick.
I had to pick, like, what, a favorite character to play?
Yeah.
Or just favorite character in general to look at,
maybe to play, maybe to just, to just your favorite superhero.
Go on, I gotta say one, 3,000 hours has gotta be one.
One?
Yeah.
Um, Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Emma Frost.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Ok, Strange.
would go 3.
At least we're making a list for Women only.
We're making a list for Women only?
Luna Snow?
costume synthesis
Joan, let's go 3!
Mantis?
Ooh...
Top 5?
Top 5?
No, no....
Invisible women?
Oh my goodness!
That's an invisible woman!
Open your head!
I didn't say it when I got the gift.
No!
Go ahead.
Do I just pull it off?
Yeah, pull it off.
There she is!
What?
That is...
That's a one of one.
Oh, the confetti's on it.
Jessica Alba, invisible woman statue.
Be careful.
The big camera is on there.
It's invisible.
You are in a fallout.
It's a plate.
No, no, it's invisible.
It's white things.
What's the little one in there?
Look, look, look.
It's a point.
It's invisible.
You can't hear it.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
See?
Now be careful and put it back.
It's just going to be very fragile.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm going to center it.
See the sentence has one of one right there.
Had Jessica Alba signed it on the side?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
What happened right here?
Um...
It makes a lot of fun, so it makes a lot of fun.
Vintage, vintage, vintage, old-fashioned.
You see, 2006, someone's been here like 20 years ago.
This is great!
Yeah!
Alright!
And...
And...
This is not even last, but not least.
These are our dedicated notes.
Alright.
You go first.
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Wow, this is a lot of- did you-
Don't- you like the fuck out of that?
Did you- did you-
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What are you talking about?
How was I supposed to open it?
Okay.
This is a-
Oh, the Avengers!
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say that. I'm sorry. What'd you do?
Hey, why does it say I'm sorry?
Oh, money.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ooh, little friend.
Big spending?
A birthday money.
I actually wrote a note on the side of the back too.
Why does it say I'm sorry everywhere?
Um...
I'm sorry you have to put up with Jason every day.
It must be so hard.
Oh, fuck.
And on the back too.
Oh, oh, oh.
I am so sorry about Jason.
He must give you your life help
Okay, so yeah, I circled happy birthday. So you knew it was your birthday. Oh, yes, and you wrote happy birthday on top
Very nice
Oh, thank you, of course yet
Anyways, this is me, this is me right here, you know to Lou this is you right there
There and a mess on the shirt as me right there with the guitar. You know, you know
Okay, I knew bundle drop but you can't you can't get the whole bundle get the bed of skin
Okay, boom Sephora gift car 250 on it. You know that mean
Okay, whatever clothes you want you want some new jeans you don't got Sephora clothes. They don't got clothes Sephora
And it we have the meats you got our beast gift car 15 dollar
Oh, the water keeps me up for your birthday.
Now I'm gonna get a little meat mountain for your birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
A little Vendel skin.
And then.
And this is my dedicated note.
Okay.
Wait, 25 plus two.
Quick maps.
Quick maps.
Oh, this is a long, okay.
Dear Lou, happy birthday.
You have no idea how much help you have been
to let me, like when you help me work the coffee machine
Last week. Thank you for helping me with everything without you. My life would be a lot harder
The impact you have on me. You have no idea
What is that how much you helped me and the poor guys. Oh
Yes
Thank
Dodd, OTV didn't need you. OTV K, core boys on top. Enjoy your birthday. Here's a raise
of one K a month JK clean up the mess happy 27th
someone especially wants to do for you just practice it
we we we we oh oh hold on
Yeah, John, do you think we get a full range of here?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm ready.
All right.
Oh, no, man.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yes, that is that.
No, no, no.
I'm not hungry.
Please, sir.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, you don't know, babe, when you hold me, and kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing.
And it don't change if I had it my way
You would know that you are
I just want to think
I just want to think
How little you are
And then on the fire
I'm about to start
You filming?
Kill that shit, kill that shit.
We're actually going on torsion.
Yeah, actually, no torsion.
We're not gonna get bless you guys.
Not a very nice case actually.
Yeah.
Well?
It's really good.
What are you thinking of your birthday kid?
Birthday!
Thank you.
Piece of cake?
Right here, piece of cake.
Piece of cake.
Anybody get it?
Uh...
Marble Rivals.
Marble Rivals.
Marble Rivals.
Marble Rivals.
Marble Rivals.
Marble Rivals.
Marble Rivals.
I think I'm okay.
What?
I'm a little light.
I'll have a little square.
You need to just fuck.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro, no, bro, we need a knife,
bro.
You can take that off now, man.
Well, Jason, what do I have here?
That's just fire.
I don't want to get this thing in the hole.
That's just like juice.
It does?
That's dangerous.
Oh, look, a spatula.
A spatula?
What's that?
A ladder.
What are you trying to tell me to do?
Nah.
Yeah, that's what we clean.
Did it come with spider-man on it?
No, we decorated it.
It's chocolate and vanilla marble.
Oh, we're in form, so...
Oh, yeah.
Did we have a plate?
Yeah, I did.
This is very nice.
It's custom-made cake from Berlin, Germany.
It's pretty good.
No, it's from New York.
It's five minutes from New York.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Well, yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Very nice.
What do you think?
What do you think?
I appreciate it.
You don't have to cry.
I don't.
You don't have to cry.
No, don't cry, Lou. Lou, it's fine. Lou, Lou, you're on the track, you're on the track.
Did you eat the chicken?
Okay, so we all get hoppin'?
Yep, everybody's comin' soon, by the way.
Harder.
A lot of you are comin'.
There should be a knockin' door in your second house.
Okay.
What do you think, love?
What do you think?
It was great!
One out of ten. Out of all the birthdays you've been, you had, and the birthdays, what do you think?
Um, this is one of them birthdays, huh?
This is a good six or seven.
Six or seven out of ten.
That's not bad.
Out of ten, right?
How bad?
Out of ten?
Yeah.
That's not bad at all.
Oh, that's her chicken.
That's her chicken?
But uh, but uh, you know.
Why don't you sing Happy Birthday?
I did say Happy Birthday.
I mean like on the guitar
Hold on a minute, right now.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Thanks.
Really good.
You could play the other Happy Birthday song.
I'll let you know.
What do you mean by that?
The Happy Birthday song that you know.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, are you gonna...
I'm like, it's just a...
Okay, time for your actual birthday gift.
Okay.
Time for your actual birthday gift.
Here we go.
Um...
What's your actual birthday gift?
I'm just gonna put it in this one.
Go on, go on.
What's your actual birthday gift?
just so what do you think well well
all right you'll meet us out here you go tell me it's our yeah okay
Jason knows how much you like his car so he's getting an ass and Martin he's
He's giving you the Mayback.
Okay.
I, no.
Listen.
You want me to tell her?
Yeah.
We got you a personal driver for the day in the Mayback
so you can do whatever you want today
and you have all work today.
Oh my God, you're the driver.
Oh, cool.
Um...
I'm gonna be the beat.
How about, how about,
How about, what do you want for your birthday?
What?
Can't ask someone on their birthday what they want for their birthday.
It's because I asked you a couple of days ago and you didn't say anything.
So you know, I got, well, what do you think of this?
Like, do, do, like, yeah?
And then, and then your car, and then Hawaii, and then.
My car in Hawaii. My car in Hawaii.
Up close. Close?
I'll take some...
You don't want to let it?
No.
I can't be something.
You know.
How about a spade?
Like you said you want a spa day, right?
Or is that an individual spa day?
Nah!
Did you get off the spa day?
Alright, yeah, alright.
Well, um, what type of clothes?
Just need some new clothes.
Anything's fine.
Anything's fine?
I bet, I bet.
I mean, I got, I, I, I mean, bro.
Yeah, I got a place!
I got a box upstairs.
You like attack on time?
Look, okay tell me what you want!
She's so close!
Okay, okay, okay, what type of clothes?
Jeans.
Shirts.
Okay, what brand do you like?
Starts with an A. Starts with an A? Everyone's saying something different.
I feel like not. I feel like, like what brain was nice?
I don't know.
Bro, you just thought we found chromarclubs at Rebels.
You like acting studios?
Yeah. Acting studios. Okay, okay.
I've never heard of that.
What, well, well...
This is your first day, first time!
How about the go?
Are you dead ass?
Wait, hold on.
Aging Studios?
Matter, matter, matter, matter.
Matter, matter, matter.
I'm gonna roll to it!
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
Well, well, you said you had to leave like, what, 7, right?
Or, probably like 6.30, right?
Mm-hmm.
I would've got you some Aging Jeans,
but it's a 40-minute drive.
Mm-hmm. Um, so later. Yeah. Yeah, and how much is it come on come to my desktop? She had a business card too, bro
You do have the business card
Hey, listen listen listen, yes, you pair jeans. Yes, you pair jeans
Can I look at the acne studios website real quick
I
Yeah, um get you get you
Well what type of jeans like you are baggy straight like
I got some nice jeans, you know what I mean, flare jeans, you know what I mean, like, yeah,
did you, you pick, you pick, you pick and then, and then, how many, how many jeans, bro, how many jeans, bro?
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I feel like three is a solid number, just kiss, like, you don't want to, you probably wear jeans well,
three times a week, I'd say, so you just cycle a million out three times a week, three new pairs, three jeans,
jeans, three pairs a week, or maybe four actually. I think four would be good enough.
She could wear the new acne studio jeans to hear four days a week and then
one day she'll wear some sweatpants. Actually you know, make it five.
We do work like five days a week. Yeah, and then on the weekends you can wear some sweatpants, some lounge pants, but on the days, some jeans.
Four pairs of jeans, one sweats, because it's two days. Yeah. How about two pair of jeans?
two pair of jeans
two?
oh two jeans
two jeans jay
five
five is five thousand dollars
you should do it with two jay
you wanted to fucking wear them once and then not be able to wear jeans for the next week
it's fucked up bro
okay okay okay what about Levi do you fuck with Levi's
not really
okay what about what about what about
oh I have an idea let me set it for the narrow brick
Ooh, Balenciaga.
Aga, she wanted to like Balenciaga.
Maybe put her up to a new style.
Ooh, look at that.
Ooh, what about these ones?
These ones are nice right here.
Look at these wide leg pants.
She's going to wear Balenciaga.
It's too baggy.
Like, is that your swag for real?
Like, I could go back here.
See?
Listen, listen, listen.
How about you go on Rodeo and, and, and, and, and, and.
the business part and and and how about you how about you go to
Hold on, let me take a look.
What the fuck are you typing in?
Yo!
Listen, listen, go to Rodeo.
Get you something nice, you know what I'm saying?
Get you something nice...
Matter of fact, you know, get you something nice on Rodeo.
What was that?
It's a hundred bucks, you don't want that.
How?
Okay, how about three three three pair genius or three three a thousand plus items? How about how about
Budget three thousand on the budget that's like you could get literally mashed it with that
$3,000 plus no no $3,000 is the budget every day
$3,000 plus no no at $3,000 $3,000 $3,000 is that enough for the jeans I feel like
five was like four I think four case perfect for five jeans that's actually
something to do something a crazy deal
bro, Jason I got you, hold on, I've got an idea
bro, I'm gonna make you $5,000 of a fucking $180
here you go bro
let's do the 3K, 3K, 3K, 3K, 3K, 3K, 3K, that's a lot of money
3K is a lot
On Rodeo you can get mad shit. What do you think? What do you think?
3k budget and on top of that you have a Sephora gift card. There's a Sephora on Rodeo
Go shopping, you know what I mean? Um, yeah, yeah
What do you think
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
3K plus, 3K plus, okay, so 3K plus?
No, 3K plus like some fish oil is, some fish oil is vitamins.
You got this from me.
Yeah, I know.
What are you…
Hi, birthday, Lou.
Hi.
Thanks.
That's good
That's that's more than three genes
It's ready
Oh shit, yeah
You got something to know? Come on. You would not ask for a car?
Well, I did you one better. You got a new car.
You like the brand Audi?
Huh? You like the brand Audi?
You know, do you like rings?
Yeah, do you like rings?
How about four because Adi has four rings
Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my shoulder my shoulder
Three matter
Now, the fixer up her body.
Yeah, it needs a little bit of work.
It's a little bit.
Is there?
But it's a fun project car.
It's a drift car.
I know you can drift it.
You can turn it on.
Cancer what on?
The car?
Oh, the battery out to make sure it didn't drain.
We'll just put that back in there.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, it has a funk.
Yeah, it's Frank in the back, yeah.
Oh, fucking Frank.
I'm having a windshield.
My car doesn't have a Frank.
Oh, I'm going to kill you.
Test him.
Like I said, it's a bit of a fixture up here, but it could definitely have potential, I'm sure.
There you go.
Hmm.
3K, plus a car, less than what's in for each of your family.
No, what? I'm okay.
Well?
Can I have that one?
I mean, I don't think we should have come out of that car.
We did it on that car?
Of course we did it on that car.
Because whose car is this, actually?
All this shit is here, too.
Yeah? Yeah. Where's the keys? They're coming soon. They're coming very soon. They're coming
We're the next week or so, we'll be here to get you checked in from, I'm in Germany.
I'm in Germany.
Why are you in Germany?
Where we going this way?
I'm in Germany.
I'm in Germany.
I'm in Germany.
I'm in Germany.
But yeah.
Okay.
That's it.
Yeah.
You know, you're the day off, so.
You should try the weed.
Try the what now?
Try the weed.
Try the weed.
You could try the weed.
We could do it all together.
It could be a team bonding moment.
Yeah.
We could try the weed.
We could try the weed.
We could do it all together.
It could be a team bonding moment, but yeah, I'll talk to the production in a while.
Okay, it's already hot, but I should be louder.
I'm like, I'm ready.
Um, oh, fuck, forgot one thing.
What's your favorite?
What's like your, like, a mobile rival's character that you like to play?
That's in the water.
That's in the water?
Yeah.
Jeff?
Jeff the fucking shark, baby.
Yeah, you're free you're free to do whatever you got you got 3k budget
Go crazy. I'll be checking the business card budget
For the month it's already a fucking 20k maybe 23k now
Zell you okay? Yeah
Are you going huh almost over right now?
Whoa, oh no, thank you for God zero there jade
Okay, I'm going to return that. I don't need it. I don't need it.
No.
Where does it?
There you go.
I'm giving back $3,000.
Nah, nah, it's OK.
It's OK.
Go to Rodeo, get you some jeans.
Get some new jeans.
Go to the hood.
Go get you some Balenciaga sweats.
Get you some like, go get you a Goya bags or 3K.
My backpack is 3K.
Oh, get you one of those Goya car hoods.
The bags here is right now?
Yeah.
OK, right here.
Louis bag, you know what I mean get you get you get you what's 3k?
Cardiabracelet, yeah like two bands so you get a bracelet on top of like a fucking pair of jeans
You see your bag raise your bag my bag. What's upstairs?
Well, I just get that one that one that one's that one's 2k. You don't want
But uh, but yeah, happy birthday
I'm probably gonna matter around until I can't anymore, but
Thank you, thank you for providing me with constant today
Oh, this is good.
Yeah, yeah.
Happy birthday, Lou.
Thank you.
Happy birthday. Thank you.
It's a good fucking day, you know.
So what does matter around me?
Just a little bit of bailish?
Just a little bit of body.
Yeah, aww, but yeah.
That's me if I can fucking run.
Yeah, costate, you say?
I mean, I was in and out, so I wasn't in school, I lost a thousand dollars, but you know,
it could be worse.
I could have lost ten.
I could have lost three.
I did.
I could have lost three.
I could have lost three.
I could have lost three.
I could have lost three, but you know, it's a good fucking day.
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you about to do?
I'm going to go eat dinner.
That's incredible.
Go eat dinner, go get you a new bag.
Go, don't matter around it.
Rodeo.
Oh yeah.
Don't forget your rotisserie chicken.
You know, your invisible one and your cake.
And oh, the Cheeto Puffs.
We got that pickle flavored.
And we got just egg rolls.
We forgot to wrap that.
Because you're vegan, as you've got PF chains, and this is close to PF chains, PF tongues.
I'm not leaving.
Huh?
She's not leaving.
Fuck.
All right.
Thank you.
Of course.
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
Just leave.
Sorry, I said leave.
Yeah.
Happy birthday!
Thanks!
Just leave.
Hi, I'm sorry, say leave now.
Hey, I'm saying if you're fine.
I don't know.
Like...
Little bit of desktop, I don't know.
What do you got to do?
Oh, I'm going to go to dinner.
Okay.
I'm probably going to watch you clean.
You're going to clean?
Who's going to clean this?
Get cleaners, get cleaners tomorrow.
We're going to leave the cake out.
I
What do you mean what player song
You should learn happy birthday low key like actually though. I almost had it. I did I
I literally had the first two notes. I just needed to play a little more. So let me know if you want me to play it real quick
No, no, that's all right.
I mean, it's packed.
Go get it, sir.
All right.
Mei.
What's up everybody.
Fuck you, yeah?
Where the fuck everybody go?
Fuck?
Fuck. I literally almost had it.
I said, uh, can you play this on the desktop?
Let me hear you loud and clear, there we go.
You don't know me
You don't know me
Living always a sweet day
You don't talk to me
When you're out in my way
I'm gonna keep on, bro.
Now, I'm gonna shut the audio down.
It's not even muted, dumbass.
I made it really loud.
smoke with lacy it's 5 p.m. you want me to smoke
get a hit is he is he actually fucking smoking right now
bro said El Boss um yeah brother $3,000 a Sephora gift card and um mad mad loot
L boss and the fuck y'all and a nice gift card oh see y'all stand for the
guitar I just learned it
all right
Yo, where you going bro? I went up to you.
I'm being Santa.
What?
I'm not Santa.
Are you fucking lacing Saïd?
No.
Yeah, okay.
Your name is fucking addiction.
No, he doesn't give me anything.
What do you have in your hand?
Your name is a silky.
Yeah, he doesn't give me anything.
Let me see it.
Yeah.
He just got back.
I'm buying more silky than he gets right now.
Oh, I feel like Santa Claus.
I'm Santa.
I got you, I got you something.
Oh, Silky, you're back, bro.
Welcome back, man.
I got you, son of a bitch.
Wow.
Oh
Well, I got a fucking night man. You look are you okay?
Fucking this that's baby turnip
califakush
Uh lighter
And then some papers to roll it up to drama
This is a very
Yeah, that's pretty far. Yeah, it's literally sold out at the place. They said they're always sold out you got me to go
Yeah, I got three upstairs. Don't worry
So what I'm learning now you're gonna get me
Not a lot that I saw this ladders that I spent over. Thank you
Appreciate it man.
I'm not getting tired while I'm here for that.
Yeah, he has to go to sleep because he hasn't slept.
Alright, bro. Have a good night, man.
Yeah, I'll see you later.
Content denied.
What happened to you?
She actually wants the weed!
Wait, so out of all the things that we got you, what are you bringing home?
The weed.
I'm going to take all of it.
All of it?
You can keep the chicken.
The chicken?
What?
No!
Fine!
Damn, bro.
You're not sure you're going to look that good?
She's going to look that good.
That's actually great chicken.
It's nice to listen to.
She was unhelpful.
She actually wants the weed.
She want to work down here.
That's actually great chicken.
It's nice to listen to.
She actually wants to leave.
Wow, that's a nice one.
I love fried chicken.
What about the invisible girl too?
She already packed it.
Oh, good.
Do you need help putting it in your car?
What?
Your gift.
Everything in your car?
No, I didn't.
I'll bring a gate.
You should take it.
I'll bring a lead.
And the note card.
Oh, you can't forget your RBC's card.
Hot Wheels.
Spider-Man.
I'll bring that another time.
Alright, what about these?
What do you have?
Did you take it?
Yeah.
Oh, you forgot this day.
I remember, I don't know, Lee.
It's gonna like, get these rocks.
But, P.F. Chunks.
I get it, cause you like P.F. Chunks?
Oh, I'll forget those other comments.
Oh yeah, I forgot to wrap that one.
You forgot to wrap this one.
That one's a Hellcat.
I've got a low dose.
Okay, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
Yeah.
You're caring about me.
You're caring about me.
You're caring about a woman.
I'm caring about a woman, yeah.
I'm a visible woman.
What are you doing?
I'm caring about a visible woman.
I'm caring about a visible woman.
Can't invisible woman the one of ones I'm I just got
Don't tell Lacey
Fuck! Lacey! Fuck!
Oh my god. Lacey!
Just watch the plate. Forget it.
I got soccer.
Okay, remember you get in the back side get that angle bro. Oh, yeah
All right, no
It's fine it stayed in the box it stayed in the box is still fun
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
Wait, open the trunk.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my fucking God, dude.
Come on.
Dog bump for, uh, what's your dog's name?
Belle?
Belle.
Thank you.
All right, well, shit.
Let me know if you need help backing out of the parking garage.
Parking garage?
Dragway
No, I
Need to refer to these so she'd be safe. Yeah, just make sure yeah
So they see you in fucking believe it, but I dropped the one invisible woman
Well, you're carrying it to the car. He tripped
You dropped a one-on-one invisible human statue.
I'm sorry. I know it was signed by Jessica Alba too.
Dude, I fucking dropped it.
Where is it?
It's right here.
I dropped it. I dropped it right there.
No you did not.
You dropped the statue at the plate spot. You dropped the statue?
No, at the fucking plate. She didn't bring a plate.
So you drive the statue on the trip on the step
All right, she was expensive
Right there a lot of core memories today right big team hug
Happy Birthday!
Alright, that's my...
Now, I'm gonna help you back out the driveway.
No, don't drop the cake again.
I really don't need the help, but I'll come back out and make you sure you're good, let's
Just make sure you're good.
Good, you're good, you got space.
You got space.
You got space, you got space.
You got...
Hey, stop!
It's a rock. It's a rock.
It's a rock.
Alright, you're good, you're good.
To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right.
All right, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Just wait.
Hold on, hold on.
There's a nail, I don't want you to hit the nail.
Oh, thank God.
There's a nail still, I gotta grab the nail.
Oh, I gotta grab the nail.
Gotta grab the nail.
Fuck, the nail stuck to the ground.
I have a backup camera.
Where?
Okay. There's no Dale.
Alright, you good? You good? You got room?
Stop!
You got room? You got room?
You got a room. You got a room. You got a room you got room
Way to the right other way to the right
stop
When they drive
You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
Bye
Have a good day
I have a good one
Peaceful
Bye, Bye
Bye
fuck yeah wait a minute
yeah fuck yeah
that'd be a drone shot
drone shot
wow
Hmm.
Are you fucking with me?
Fucking movie.
I mean, bro, that was a fuckin' movie.
I mean, I don't know about you, but...
That was a movie, bro.
That was a movie.
Ah, God.
Yeah, what an epic fucking movie just happened.
Wow.
That's far.
Oh my god, uh, Arky Crash.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Are they good?
Are they good, bro?
Holy fucking roach.
Holy fucking roge.
Did they survive?
They died.
They died!
Ew.
No, they didn't, man.
What? This is a Santi? Who the fuck is this?
What the- what the-
What the fuck did you have to buy on the back there?
Oh.
Sunnybun.
What the fuck?
Are they stuck in the desert?
bro, what?
i was in the video
on top of cars line
on top of cars
bro, like what?
they just bolushing in the fucking desert?
wow, there's the unleveled ground
she's threatening me now
she didn't even go out
i don't like this
bro, so join me
he's fucking OCS now
i'm bro, i'm mad
so what's that, yeah?
yeah, yeah
i'm bad with that
huh
Hey
Oh
They are rich hard dude
I'm not gonna lie like how do you do that?
Slayer's playing dude
They got a drone shot of the crash. Yeah, I just mean that
I like anime for sure
are they fucking crashing on purpose
Like what?
Like how?
Oh, with a girl?
Oh, no, I know your methods
No, this is this is crazy methods. I'm not
That's why that's crazy fucking
The grass maybe that's fucking crazy
Don't send me a video guitar
Get up and all yes
You'll fly to the sun
I
The fuck?
If you ever feel alone
The glare makes me fight
Just so that I'm always
Parallel to the sun
I'm not gonna lie, that looked easiest fuck.
I'm gonna learn that, later.
Stop saying guitar videos, bro. I'll pick that shit up
Who watched obsession is this your fire or what?
Oh my fucking matter, bro, dude tell it come back for the balloons
I'm a texture come back for the balloons
See the new hair
See the new got sin. They got new hair each city hair review
Joel I have a two
It looks good. It's very very very pretty, but God damn that forehead biggie shit.
Okay, she's happy bro.
I'm not like bro. I have to figure out how I like it.
Nice forehead Keck W.
The half up half down and then I can put down like look some of these pieces here.
Even though I look good, I'm gonna find a way to hate some of them.
She was actually my inspo and she did a really, really cute hairstyle where she had like all these pieces out, okay?
Like this.
Pretty eye gap joke.
So it's kind of like this and then you put it like half up half down with a clip and then it was like messy style and I thought that was so cute.
So I think like I'm gonna take time to like,
I got aired.
To figure out how I want to style.
So that that way like her forehead dead looks smaller. I'm not alive now
Did she did she get a forehead reduction surgery? I swear to God
It used to be bigger
Like half up half down like this is kind of
Wait a minute, man
What nah, bro
What?
Is it on point one cuz there's a big chop difference. Yeah, it's that one
It's worse. Yeah, that's point five
bro now
If it's over
Let me find out she went to Turkey
Let me find out she went to fucking Turkey
Yeah.
Knife is still huge, yeah.
Well, you're saying.
Mura.
Mura.
What on earth changed their dog's wall right now?
You're talking to-
What the fuck?
You're talking to Dark Mall, buddy.
Now listen.
Muda.
Where did you take your shoes?
Where did Dark Mall get his shoes?
Yo, that's not the joke.
Ha ha ha!
It's already butchered.
It's dead.
Okay, listen.
That's not the joke.
Muda.
If you ever, and I mean ever,
If you ever holy shit, yeah, I'm holy shit
Where it does mom?
Bro, why I keep saying I'm overdosed on about bro. What does it even mean?
What does it even mean?
Not everything is fucking ballish, dude
good. Holy shit. Not everything is violous.
I'm thinking karma right now. We both don't give a shit.
I'm out of game. Am I not actually up on the game?
fucking idiot
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, fuck.
Holy shit.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Jody responded.
Jody responded, really, bro.
No way she responded.
She responded.
You're Jason and we're in.
Yes, I've seen this, man.
Y'all have seen this, too.
I sincerely apologize for not being able to help you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Apologize for not calling you back between me and say what's your guts are here for a breach of my life. You know what I'm saying?
She's live
Just gonna give spam her
I
Ball Valor forcing I might be good
Alright, bro, let's see what games what games we hoppin on bro
CS?
Let's look at the game categories. Let's see what games people are playing.
Tyler won. Muda.
Dante's. Could hop on League, maybe ask them in their chats
and see who's on CS. Doublelift.
Ambro CS. DeBurntCoup. LilyPichu.
Okay, okay, would they it would anything to play with me? Probably not probably not forza. Don't want a fucking wheel
Valorant a
TCK 10
Sinatra, hold on now bro. Wait, should I hit up Sinatra or not?
Should I have Jay
I
Yeah, one bro that was boring
No
Yo
F*** your f***ing f***ing mother!
Get the f*** out of here!
Joe!
He called him a f***ing mother!
Me, ho!
Why are you...
Get the f*** out of here!
Don't touch me, bro!
No, mamas!
Get the f*** out of here!
What the f***?
No f***ing mamas!
Wait!
No f***ing mamas!
Wait!
Wow, Jason.
You're not going to buy our brand new house and a new car and a whole trip to Hawaii and fly designer bags.
You're fucking asshole dude, seriously, I don't like you. You're a fucking, you know what, you bastard piece of shit.
What the fuck you?
Bitch, what the fuck? This is a whole chap. This is a whole chap for me not buying a fucking Birkin bag.
Y'all in a space time with me.
to me y'all know y'all know what's going on what's going on
Tonight you don't pull up sound god wait. What's that case?
Who's friend who's a friend
You need a bouncer
That I bounce it I can bounce literally anything. Where's it at?
Who? Drake?
No, Cardi B, Cardi B. Cardi B is coming.
Cardi B is coming? Like...
Yeah, it's like a friend of a friend of a friend.
Who is this friend?
Bro, I can't say.
Who is this friend?
Wait, can you text me?
Bro!
Are you being dead?
I can't be telling you on stream because it's somebody really famous
Sayonk Mulato!
Mulato!
Oh, I can't say it
Wait, text me, you can't text me?
Okay, I'll text you
Wait, you're gonna stream it?
Yes
We're gonna get in
Are you fucking throwing it
No!
Oh, did you not hear about it?
Um, um...
Whatever, I'm talking to you right now.
Are you unbalanced?
You don't even need to tell me that party views coming you could have said your party
I would have pulled up like why do you need to do that are you crazy you are the motion
party
So wait, what well are you live right now? Yeah, so what what you want?
I
Yeah, okay, you got this court. Yeah. All right, let's hop on this court
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is dog cat 447
It's the one with the dog with the hair on it. What's yours dog cat four four seven
What the fuck is this fucking?
What's yours?
Oh, no second. I got a max princess. I get out
I get out and remove somebody
Yeah, make some room for the motion party
Yeah, I got you. I'm just gonna move
Oh
What was that
It's Jason
dog cat
Four four seven
Yeah, it's with the it's only dog cat four four seven. Oh, right now. I'm doing fucking
I don't know you said most
Okay, oh
Got it. We're in a group
You literally said it out loud
I call me on discord
Yo, hello, what's going on?
Hello, what's going on?
hello what's going on can you hear me or not yeah I can hear you what's up
somebody said box Jason for our stream do you want to box me yeah they actually
actually know this gotta be outside the box we've got to shut down the internet
tomorrow okay okay okay so what's some shit we could do to shut down the
internet everybody get out your
calculators my task getting out their
calculators they're gonna help us bro
why do you want can you hear me yeah I
can't hear you why don't want us to be
lost so bad I know they want us to be
lost as fuck
oh hell oh heck no you think I'm like a
I got a little cough.
Bleh.
Stop. Excuse you.
Wait, I got something I want to tell you.
Sure.
Whose birthday? Who's birthday?
Uh, it's my sister's birthday.
Wait, wait. On everything I love, we could be a crazy duo.
Okay.
You know the song or not?
Let me have this shit up.
Let me have this shit up.
Oh!
Are you ready?
Yep.
yep
You don't know me when you hold me
Kiss me slowly, you're the sweetest thing
You're the coming and the drinking the morning
You're the sunshine when I dream and it's pouring
Won't you give yourself to me?
I just want to be
I just want to be
you
you
you
you
you
I'm a little sick so no don't go too high you can say in your male vocal range
I was scared of dentists in the dark
Now take that and go like this. I can imagine you're just stretching the sentence out
Okay
I was scared of dentists in the dark
Pretty girls in starting conversations
Sations, oh my friends are turning green
Right out of fucking mayor there. No you do really good. I'm not first line
Yeah, but we'll practice tomorrow. Yeah, so should I you want to do what do you want to do tomorrow?
I'll say la or no, let's jump out of a plane and perform a song that will shut the whole internet down
Now how the fuck do we do that in a day?
We're going viral we go viral either way
Okay, let's think let's think really hard
Listen, I promise you the clip of me I promise you the clip of me next to you hitting the
And you've seen Daniel Caesar best part they're gonna make edits of us
literally see like they're gonna make edits and they're gonna use that the
audio and put basketball players in their prime you know like there grows okay
yeah let's play printer let's pre-plan our clip and after this goes up we're
shutting down the surface yeah yeah okay I sounds good I'm noting that I so wait
Wait, but I've never been to your house.
Oh yeah, pull up to the corn crib.
You gotta pull up, all right?
No, I don't want to.
So what, so what the fuck, why did you?
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh my God, got my neck.
Oh my God, you got my neck.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, but what?
Okay, but we have to think of something else to do.
Yeah.
Um, we can't, uh,
They're saying lost.
Lost?
If we do lost, if we do lost, we can't do it in Calabasas, but we could.
If we do lost in LA, then we gotta start streaming somewhere in LA and make it home.
But like I don't know I don't know if I want to do that you want to do that
No
All right, I'm gonna play like duck duck goose. I mean listen we can do that fucking easy peasy
We can do that we can go and then we can go
We can do we go to Calabasas it's not shit to do in Calabasas
Name one besides the Corb boy house
Um, uh chat me up
Go to the commons and maybe find Kimmy Hart again
To where?
We could go try to find, we could try to go to Hiddah Hills and maybe spot Kendall Jenner
eating that air one
She might be there eating air one, would you get up and wait?
Yeah, or we can't go celebrity scouting. We're gonna go to prison. Yeah, no, probably not a good idea
Okay, no, seriously not in Jason listen, I don't I don't know
What do we do? I'm just saying
They're saying LA fair. You know LA fair
Have you been there nah, yeah, but
But somebody said hell no they don't.
Bro I wanna learn how to surf but I just got my hair done.
Okay so LA Fair.
Oh we can go pet walruses.
Where the fuck are we gonna do that?
I don't know I'm thinking outside of the box.
Okay.
They said go to the beach.
Go to the beach.
Maybe we can find jellyfish.
Why are you laughing?
That sounds like a fucking movie.
Okay, maybe we could do...
Surfing stream.
Building a sandbow.
Building a sandbow...
What?
Go to the Darth Maul.
To the what?
What is the renaissance fair?
Oh, that's like the, where you dress up as like,
like, it's like cosplay kind of.
And you dress up and you go,
it's kind of like Viking era.
No, not Viking era.
Oh, is that what Archie did?
And he was like, a ancestor?
Yeah, the jester era.
I'm down to do that.
I'm down for that.
It's immediate affair.
Is it funny or no?
It's over?
No, no, yeah, that's not what I was saying.
That ain't real, but also, they won't let you shriek.
It's boring.
It's man.
So what the fuck do we do, man?
Do you have Disneyland credentials?
Do I have Disneyland credentials?
They said cooking, escape room.
Yo, who wants to see somebody escaping?
Sick of this.
It's a perform on the streets rock climbing
They're gonna get his killed NCT. Hey, sorry
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not for the LA fair or I could or I could teach you how to box
But I'm not that good so I don't know how to teach you
Or that's okay
Wait, maybe we should like, maybe we should go to the highest building and jump off of
it, but I'm just trying to believe you.
What the fuck?
You so you might believe we not do for the clip. Oh, you're really trying to abolish
I think I
Might think it's some shit. I
Just I don't hear my people
They're not a single person in that phone
Okay
They said boxing in beach day or go get a chopped cheese. We could do we could do
lost in LA. Lost in LA is not terrible. Lost in LA is not terrible. But you don't want to go ziplining?
I'm not going to go ziplining but I just don't I don't know if we can do that in LA.
You
I sent it to you. You don't read your messages. I sent you everything.
Well you did send me that. You did. Okay. Okay. How far is it though?
I don't know. Probably like an hour.
Okay.
But from you probably closer.
Wait. Five adventures must try in SoCal.
So Cal.
Okay, a sky, oh, zip line.
But how do we record that though?
That's what you told me, that's what you told me.
Yeah, that's what I was saying, like I don't know.
Oh, oh.
Maybe we could like go swim with fish.
Go pro, whoa, should we do it?
Well, that's what I was asking because you know like since I'm like a celebrity now or whatever
I'm gonna pay for our tickets and stuff.
Thank you for not like us so we're gonna zip lining a kid we can we stream that or no
It's in Sokau.
Do you think this place has servers that looks like it's deep in the mountains?
That's Skullcanny.
That's straight.
That would be fine.
But we can wear a backpack while we zipline or not.
Yeah, I think so.
It's like a rounder, like you just put it in a little varnish and you just hold on.
How about, how about, how about do your makeup for a day?
How about do your makeup for a day?
No, no, no, no, no.
Then that's not a fair game.
I
Keep seeing beach surfing
Or we could go swimming with sharks. I'm down to go to I'm down to go surfing
Yeah, but my hair I just got it done
Lie but or or or we could go to the pig farm
I'm down for the pig form. Is that in LA?
Or we could be or we could go to the dentist's office. I did that
That was a movie
Lacy go to the doctor's office. I'm working on that
We could go get a plastic surgery together why why would we need plastic surgery?
I'm literally saying let's go surf. Let's go to the beach and you're like
We can go to cows. No, I don't mind going to the beach. I just can't get my hair wet
So how the fuck is that gonna work if we go surfing you go?
What if you wear skin a swim cat?
No, we'll still get in there
Okay, well we can go to
That's like cooking
Well, I'm down to cook
Chesh we cook
You're just saying yes to everything. So yeah, because I'm literally down for everything. You let me tell you something
you know are
There they're gonna watch us because they were together not because we're doing some cool activity facts
So we could literally I want to do a co-activity
Okay, so let's fucking let's blow some shit up
Okay, let's try to blow let's try to blow up your room
Okay, let's try to blow up Lacey's PC not a bad show
I
We go to gun range gun range do they have one calabasas
You want to sue sit
No, I'm not a shooter
I'm a computer
Me listen listen, um, there's Malibu Beach near me
Oh cool, we go to Malibu maybe yeah, maybe we could go throw rocks in the water
You don't watch the water and then yeah, we go swimming
and then we know why I know why
And then we can hear
Muscle Beach, that's in Venice, though
And then we could go get puppies and stuff or hamster
Well
Maybe for a day
All right a pet. Is that a real thing? Oh, we should take care of a monkey
Like that ass
Yeah, like what if we take care of a monkey for a day? Is that a good idea?
Yes, that's so cute. I take the monkey to the beach and to slide down the slide and stuff that'd be so cute
I feel like
How is that even possible?
You know some people I don't know anyone
Can we get a monkey?
You're allowed to do that
How about
Let's do let's do lost let's do lost in L.A.
Man that weak ass
And then we go to the beach and then we gotta make it back to the calabasas house now
Like from here like where i'm near where i'm at how about we start at yours and go to arms
Okay wait that actually sound like an adventure. They're saying me. What do you mean? This is fire. Wait, thank you queen for the five. No, but then during the thing, during the adventure.
What do you mean? Come on Jason. That's fire. What? That's like a fucking town street.
street yeah but you're you're trying the the next the jay senator is all I
came okay so what do you want to do what should we do then try yeah take
you on a shopping kill yourself in game oh my god we don't want to be the
Shopping who said that all right bet so
Man I'm beyond the channel gonna like anything okay, we just gotta say we're gonna do this and do okay. How about this?
How about tonight?
No, because there are some places where you can go on tours, but they have animals in them like
I'm actually down to go to the zoo. Yeah, like the zoo I would love to zoo
But the zoo where you can actually pet the animals. That'd be fun.
A petting zoo is the best. Yeah, petting zoo. Then we can go to the beach and then I think somebody
Wait, I think somebody said something about like I don't know who said it
But it was somebody said something about like a shopping spree. I don't know who said that though
When's your birthday?
Tomorrow
You fucking kidding me
No, I'm kidding. Okay. How about this? How is
We go to store and we get a budget and then I buy something you buy me something
So, okay, technically since I'm since I'm the cutest of the cuddliest I get the higher budget
Um
If we have no ideas, then fucking I resort to tricking out I mean, that sounds good.
That sounds good.
Yeah.
I mean, fuck it.
I mean, I've done that before.
No, but for real.
Is that sound good?
What if we go pet animals and then go to the beach?
That actually sounds like fun.
And I don't give a fuck.
It's a check of the key.
Anything that actually sounds like fun.
If I find a place in Calabasas to pull up to the career.
Boom.
Then we go pet on an animal and then we go to the beach beach and then and then and then and then we go shopping
And then we go to a mukbang and then boom
That's great. Boom
Well, I love that stream, so I'm gonna title it Donna and Jason big day shutting down the internet
Fire and then we're gonna link it with
Kylie and them
Ain't got the buses and then move
That's good
Mom well, thank you. That's it long enough. I knew that if I didn't call you you wouldn't respond it. That's cap. I would respond
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. You're you respond pretty pretty good some cameras don't yeah, you know
Yeah, thank you. Thank you
You're welcome. Oh
You're singing
Wait, what?
You're singing second. Oh, you want me to see it again?
tomorrow please god no not not right now okay okay wait but tomorrow you better
start early I'm here early every single day let's start okay you gotta be here
you gotta be here at 12 staff I'm going to you yeah get here at one okay get
I can start at yours. Okay, then okay, so do we okay, but okay get here out one of
Wait, should I bring my guitar?
Yeah, bring your guitar so we can start off. No, we can make so we can make some money on the side if we need to
I bet I'm gonna bring my guitar
I'll be there at 12 or one
You all say I know but oh god if I play best part and you sing it I swear to god
Yeah, but for the clip wise I think
You want to do it here
You know my production they thought hi, but we know we don't do it if it glitches out. This is my wife. I will edit it
Okay, but yeah, we can do that. Okay. Yeah
Hey easy peasy
Okay
And I'm gonna see you later. I bet you I'm gonna see you I'm gonna see you later alligator
And I ain't no later and I ain't no gay by the big bother boom
By Jasonators, I dog cat 447
Hello, yes, what can I do for you
Um, what gift, what gift is good for this?
I can't go on when I should speak.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What about a homeland of flying flying like the last one like the new one flying then falling
No
What else spoiler? I hate you shut the fuck up
Dog what do you say to me back? This is this is fucking March, man
All right, well fuck I was in the middle of trying to game. Okay. All right, should I hit up J1 then?
I'm done. Hey, no J1
0 0 fuck bro no Val
I mean I didn't play some not to one but I watched
YBG
I
Bro, they're not on desktop there fucking their ballast
Loki scary
Games with Lacey yo Jack
Mouse make a pull this guy's car shopping there. This guy's actually looking at corvettes, bro
This guy needs, oh my god, like genuinely, like this guy genuinely needs help.
This guy's gonna get a fucking Corvette.
Oh my fucking god, holy shit.
Oh my fucking god, dude.
Uh, all right, mods, mods do a pull.
League of Legends, Valorant, CSGO.
In the meantime
Oh
Jason the meme
Now I know I'm a big fan
I saw your tiktoks in New Georgia.
What?
I saw that bro, you were like sitting down, remember that?
What did you see?
Are you chasing the beat?
Yes it's me bro, what did you say?
Bro, I saw your tiktoks bro, are you like sitting down on all floors bro?
Like the booty shorts, we all saw that bro.
Bro that doesn't even sound like me bro.
That is you bro, we all saw it clearly.
I'm not like me man.
I'm not like me.
You know what you just gotta beat by ya.
Move move move.
Is that Jason? Is that Jason Dewey?
The fuck up and cast is Mog.
Is that Jason Dewey?
Is that Big Man Jason?
He's a big man Jason.
Maybe.
Maybe.
He's a big man Jason.
You move.
You move on. I'm soloing him right now.
I'm gonna win one now fuck your chop, bro
How did I die?
You're so chopped thank you your chop, bro. That's his mom buddy
Do you do, um, YouTube?
Do I do YouTube? No, but I do do this mog.
Good job.
I hope you win.
That's kind of nice, Max Brown. Catch this fucking mog.
Hey, good job.
Get your heads, buddy!
You gonna rematch?
Hell no!
Yeah, uh, go ahead and abort.
You are getting absolutely obliterated.
Get absolutely obliterated.
Get obliterated.
Peace.
Oh my god, my e-load's going on, I actually haven't lost.
Oh my god.
I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you
Oh my God
Go home
Don't fuck yourself
Dude this is so hard
I
Said go home. I'm already home
Brother brother, I can't even hear you I can't even hear you you're chopped
Ah
Good job buddy, this is brutal
Hey buddy, hey, this is brutal
Get absolutely brutalized
You cannot compete
I got some more.
Oh my god, my shit about to crash, oh my god my shit about to crash, my OBS, my OBS,
wait chat, it's gonna go to clips in two seconds, my OBS, my OBS crashed.
I know you can't see right now, but...
Yo, he backtracked.
Tell Lacey to join.
Wait, this is their website. Do they have a bunch of just classics here?
Trying to fucking buy a see this guy says I'm
Join oh moggle
He's not poor and will buy unlike you brother are you really trying to get longer now dude
Are you really trying to get mom right now?
Are you really trying to get mom better settle this shit right here and right fucking now
Invite me. How do I get how do I get in?
How do I get in on you?
Join and put the code in
He better get brutalized
No, I'm yawning in my shit, dude
I'm ready, bro.
I bet.
Join.
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
You are overworking.
There's a brand of W Marlin spam in my fucking chat. Hey, not a bash out
You all will lose in a 2v1 against Marlin 10 times 10 out of 10 times
Come on join
Let's go.
Focus, Shat!
I gotta mug this!
I don't even need to focus against this fucking monster of a fucking human being.
Oh
God, oh
We do we do we do all right?
Me close the blinds
You got a 10 yet cuz I left, bro
Not fucking tini chopped
You're ugly just a minute. No, I'm not fucking
Yeah, I mean, man, so...
Sigh...
Is he gonna come downstairs?
GET FUCKING MOTS, SON!
GET FUCKING MOTS!
No, run away, run away, run away!
I just gotta tend!
My browser!
My browser!
Fuck you! Shut it down!
It didn't need to say MOT, it said brutal MOT!
Yo, bro, I left!
I left!
I left! Go again, go again!
Don't again! Don't again! My brows are cracked!
Straight.
Words are your entire chat, my fucking heart!
No, no, new code! New code! New code, bro!
New code!
New code!
I'm making you leave the lobby!
New code!
Oh god, bro.
I'm
Not bad. Not bad.
New code. New code. New code, new code.
New code!
Marlin if you can hear me.
Marlin if you can fucking hear me. Marlin.
Marlin if you can hear me.
.
.
.
.
.
Why are you shitting all of them?
Get fucking mugged!
You can take your shirt off all you want!
Shoot a mu-
You cheated, bro. You cheated.
You cheated!
You put your fucking hand in the camera!
Really, mom?
You cheated, bro. You cheated.
You cheated.
No, you're not on the same look basis.
You're not on the same look basis.
Three men, three men. You cheated. You cheated.
Fuck you. That's a sweep.
That's a sweep.
I
Right, it's a I should have asked
Bro, I got my might you be like this shit don't even fucking matter man. It's showing a matter
You didn't fucking go down, bro.
Fuck, yeah, bro.
Fuck yo bro.
Oh my god bro. Fuck this shit. Oh my god.
This shit sucks.
Sight is ass. This site is so fucking trash, bro.
All right, let me hit up some nurture.
Wait, what? What? What on the pool?
May I TV it off? I'm on bad things session before.
I'm doing it with this fire, bro. I'm sorry. I leave him like that. Just like every time,
bro. I am up in the chat.
I
Subnautica game with Lacey
Bro, he's looking at fucking cars, man
God, bro
What games chat let me open steam
Let's run over watch did you actually say over watch in my chat?
Already played that
I
Like how did this fucking creature like bro, what is he he's sucking on his fucking pinky
Like his fucking monster like he's genuinely like a hideous paralyzed
What is Lego Batman
Want a game? Yes, Jason. Yes. I want to play a game. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
So, how'd I get to?
Let me get my headphones.
Yeah.
Hold on, I can't hear you.
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yo, what game do you want to play?
You want to play Portal 2?
What is that? What is that?
Do you want to hop on Portal 2?
What is that it's basically a puzzle game a puzzle game. Yeah
Am I smart enough? Am I smart enough to be honest, but are we smart enough for that? Oh?
We like work together on it. Yeah. Yeah, come on. You don't know I'm down to play. Okay. I'm done with portal to I bet
I bet down on it right now. We got Wi-Fi now, so
Portal to
Like they're saying GG
We got this I'm downloading right now. We got Wi-Fi. Let's see how long that one is there was seven gigs
That should be a problem. No, bro
And I'm gonna have to do we're gonna have to deal with the chat saying fake fake sped fake dumb equals funny
The whole entire it's a good game. It's a good game. Come on
We're not gonna give up I promise you
I don't know what you're gonna try.
Clouds, how are there clouds?
I'm on the iPhone. I'm on the iPhone while I download Portal 2. We're literally almost done,
I guess I guess I guess my internet is a shit. I guess my wife I shit
We know how like downloads be
How come Lacey's is good
I'll get back won't let y'all I seem national anthem okay bet I'm so down for that
He's done
Oh, I'm gonna change my pick back.
Type in 8.
Maybe the download's done.
It's not yet. It's still dropping.
Yo, Lacey!
Lacey?
Lacey?
Lacey?
Lacey?
Oh
Now he's effing hello, hello, hello my ass. Yeah, hello. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah
All right, my game's downloaded I shouldn't be effing anymore
All right
Time one would you hear me one?
I can hear you. I'm launching portal, bro six seven eight nine ten
This priest back memories, bro. I see on see you too
Okay, you're tight your chat is taking one
My chat hasn't even registered the one yet. It's cuz you're downloaded. You gotta just go IRO play and let it down
They just started typing one that's 35 seconds. Hold on. I'm right back chat
Oh, this better be a movie chat.
Hello?
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter?
I'm not sure, but, well...
Try to be slightly normal.
Alright, be normal.
Hey, my name is Tyler. How is it going?
I'm about to go on a ball.
Now, you're more approachable.
I feel safe around you now.
You're like all of us.
Yeah, okay, I'm going to go on a ball.
I'm going to try to win.
I'll win 100 days if I win something.
So, wish me luck.
All right, uh, please.
Yeah, all right, Doc.
Who's the big deal for him?
100G.
He's off!
He's off!
He's off!
Whoa!
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh, no.
I just lost my other gun.
I didn't think he was going to do it.
Let's go!
Oh!
Bro, can you wire me a money, bro?
I don't want it in cash!
Off to the bank.
Why'd he give me this in cash?
Oh, here you go.
Speed, here's another one.
30,000, this dude!
Here's your $100,000.
I can't hold it, god damn it, I cannot hold it.
Alright, there you go.
I cannot hold it.
I promise you.
I can't hold it.
Try to be slightly normal.
Alright, be normal.
Hey, my name's Tyler.
How is it going?
I'm about to blow on a ball.
Okay, so.
Now, you're more approachable.
I feel safe around you now.
Oh yeah.
You're like all of us.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to go on a ball and I'm going to shuttle in.
I'll win a hundred games if I win something.
So, wish me luck.
Alright, uh, peace.
Alright, Dawson.
This is a big deal for you.
100G.
Alright, I'm going to call you.
Alright, Dawson.
Big deal for him. 100G.
He's off! He's off!
Oh my gosh! Oh no, I just lost my regret. I didn't think he was gonna do it.
Let's go!
Bro, can you wire me a money bro? I don't want it in cash!
Hold up too fast.
Why does he need to sleep fast?
Here you go, speed. Here's another one.
There's no one this dude!
Here's your $100,000.
I can't know what it got. Damn it. I just got owed it.
Alright, thank you guys.
I can't hold it! I promise you, I can't hold it!
Try to be slightly normal. Alright, be normal.
Hey, my name's Tyler, how is it going?
I'm about to go on a 100k, so...
Now, you're more approachable. I feel safe around you now.
Oh yeah. You're like all of us.
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go on a 100k if I win, so...
Yeah!
What?
Let's see.
Yeah.
Ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, I want a month on all this better be a fucking movie everybody in their fucking popcorn boys
They're saying that we could beat this game in probably an hour. Oh, yeah for sure
Okay, so I don't know anybody should I lobby play cooperative game standard or challenge mode?
Po-wop
Standard standard I'm not gonna stand or center center
I'm searching for friends Jason the ween or itchy ball 69.
That's me Jason.
I invited you.
Well like.
My god here we go.
Here we go.
Jason's camera on the screen please Rob please.
It's 60 yeah I like to do the same thing.
Here we go boys.
Let's go
That's true and say can you order me a smoothie?
I told John to bring me a protein bar. Yeah, here we go. It's
I'm getting asked how you happy
Who should I beat 10? Blue or Orange?
Rom still isn't here
What is going on?
Is the game volume too loud yeah, yeah, it is hello
Oh
Oh fuck I'm laughing. How do I ping? How do I ping?
I want a monkey! I want a monkey! How do I ping, bro?
Oh monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey!
Please observe your partner's favorite animal. Good. Orange, please use your pen tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.
What are you shooting Jay? Oh
Mine is a
Mine is a
aluminum
Blue please observe your partners interesting choice
You're paying to can also be used to indicate to your partner
Oh
Where's my gun bro
Let's go
has a portal device finally
each no we're actually gonna speedrun this lacy I'm not even trolling please
test your device wait I don't get it I'm deep I'm in I'm in I'm in I see you I
see you yeah I see you through my portal I see you where look turn left and
wait turn left and wait where turn left and wave I can come to you right now
Yeah
Where are you Belle go
I see you
Where are you man?
Go through the portal go through the portal Belle
What Lacey Lacey Lacey Lacey you gotta use your other portal and go upwards
No, no you fucking idiot the right there round right there
Okay
All right, I'll press now hop on the red button. Okay. Nice
You just
All right, all right
Okay
Your game tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partners
J. Yeah, what do I do? You got it. Oh
Oh, look, look, look, look. Wait, look, look, look, look, look, look, go, go, go through the portal.
Hey, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
it. Stop right in front. Well,
okay. Put it on the red block. Put it on the red block.
How do I, how do I grab? How do I grab? Put it right there.
How do I grab it? Oh, do I push? Put it right there. Put it right
No shit, man
There we go
Dad and JD fucked up the whole thing up
Well, I'm not a lie. Yo, we're gonna speed one through this fucking game. There's no way this is how hard the game is
Shack
This shit's fucking easy wait
Wait wait what
Wait wait, I can make I can make the block turn black I think
How do I throw?
No, you have to go to this window. He got to go to this window. Oh
And now I'm a throwback
About it a little late for 12 year olds, bro. Yeah, there's no way you guys didn't see this part I
Had a 90 IQ in high school for a reason
But wait
Already jagged up to the radio
You gotta shoot it here you gotta shoot it here wait I can't oh wait I can do it for
you wait I can do it for you wait you take the portal go away go through there wait and
and come out of here
Let's fucking go Lacey
No we're gonna speedrun this shit
WI5
Wait
What the fuck? What the fuck?
We're together
We're together
That we're good
That's a tutorial. I'm tutorial. I bet that was the tutorial
Not a game really bad start
bro this game dead ass looks like it was from the fucking 1940s bro it was
during the fucking world war two KXW
but if you froze like that there must be something wrong with the reassembly machine
well let's do some tests and see what happens
I
Know what we're fucking moving through this shit. I just I just won
wait
Wait, what?
Wait, what what's this one though? What's this one?
Wait, we go to two or one?
What is this one one or two one or two one or two which one?
um
one one six one okay okay no get put toward apart start at once
Wait Chad, where did this game come out?
Territory. This is not a competition.
Sam, pick up one.
Move. We'll be winning. If not...
Oh!
They said I'd be winning, Jason.
I mean, you're doing shit.
No, that's not how fucking works. Not a competition.
That's what they said. That's what they said.
You just have to fuck up, man.
Science collaboration, you find it.
Ooh.
Whoa!
Laser under... I just...
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Wait, fuck, but I'm confused.
Yes.
Wait.
Okay, look, that makes the fucking elevator go up.
You see that, Lacey?
What about the one on the left?
Okay, so that means we gotta get?
We gotta get across to the elevator.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
Fucking idiot.
This is, we skipped a little five?
What?
Now we did it.
Aw, man.
Lazy, lazy, lazy, look, look.
Hey, wait, no, Jason.
Direct the laser to this side.
Oh, wait, I know, I know what to do.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, yeah
Jump over jump over
Now look look okay now look now wait take wait
Okay, look, and then I'm gonna do that, but
It's gonna throw you guys and jump through the portal jump in the portal jump to the portal
Fuck
You idiot, bro, I did the same exact
ready okay all right now set this one up jay set this one up yeah yeah I got you
I got you now go there we go bro okay now what easy and now you go over and
there you have now you got to help me you gotta help me all right Jason you
gotta go through what portal that portal that blue portal that blue portal
Oh my god, we're geniuses. Oh my god. We're genius. Yeah, I said this game was hard. Wait, Lacey come here. This shit is easy.
Ah!
Now this shit is literally made for 12 year olds.
Yo, are you bro?
Bro, just jump in it. Yo.
Look, I'm gonna put it right there on the wall jump off the right side and jump into it
Hey, come on, bro. I'm a fucking gamer. This is what I do
Specified
Team work is a concept in which to earn this it is easy
No way y'all said this game was hard
I see souls mark so much more than a year. That's not true
I
Get a lot harder
over here over here let's see
where where where where
what? what's it this?
yo sonny
help!
let's see what you got
you fucking closed me off
I did it
where's this?
hold for countdown
I'm holding
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, put it down.
Oh, look, look, look!
There's two levers on each side.
Look.
So, 3, 2, 1, matter.
You fucking...
What?
Well, you pull a 2 at the same time.
Over here!
So, 3, 2, 1, matter.
Holy fuck.
Jason! Jason!
I died. I died. I'm coming back.
I don't get it. Like, what? Why did it take no fucking time?
Wait, what do you mean wrong?
Wait, you got a 3-2-1. 3-2-1.
Wait, wait. Don't go through it though. Don't go through it. I know. I know how.
Three two one
Portal portal all I see what they wanted us to do
But they wanted to try to get us to run through it's the portal. I did it. No, no, I did it. I did it already
No, I did it already. I did it already. Oh
Easy fucking easy on a disc. This is what we needed
We need a case you put the disc probably in the disc trade. Yeah, I guess
No, I'm a fucking genius
What do you mean, test?
You fucked this bitch!
Hold on, Jason, I got to order food.
Who's that answering me? I think he fell asleep or some shit.
Morning, it's a call label.
What?
I died!
You just killed me!
Fake Asian IQ.
I literally am carrying the set. I'm literally carrying you like you are not caring
Hi, I don't like the attitude that she has with us, bro
She actually I won't fuck her up
She said hold on. I'm ordering food. Oh
I'm thirsty
I'm lonely. I mean in thirsty
She's a fucking flanker
Do one I'm not doing one bro. You know what our last five was easy as fuck which means six is better be even easier
Wait, this is level six. We skipped it five bro cuz I'm gonna be on the other road. That's just way too easy
We should we should actually skip skip levels because this is this this game actually too easy for us
Yeah, we're gonna we're going straight to seven. I mean six
We already did six wait what?
We did six to it. What do we do? Okay, go stage two over here. Let's see. No way. Repeat
the game.
But we are moving through this shit right now. Okay, level eight. Here we go. Level eight.
too wide alert let's go wait y'all deadass said this game was gonna be hard
but they're saying GGs and you they have no idea I bet why why GGs you were dumb
you need to find a safe entrance don't worry there is no use to anyone totally
boring and useless this is just a false experiment just to see how much time
You're wasting thinking about these worthless documents the correct time is here. Where's my chat?
Shit okay, so I'm assuming we need to grab this ball
They see
Okay, listen listen listen
We gotta figure this out, okay?
So listen, there's a square over there,
we need to grab, okay?
Okay.
So I just went on the other side, now what?
Now?
Let me go down.
Uh, maybe.
Maybe.
Uh.
Ah.
Ah.
Hey, so.
Every time we have a problem you have to find the solution first okay?
Really really
I catch it. I'm gonna catch it. I'm gonna catch it. I'm gonna catch it
You can't catch it. You can't catch it. Yes. You can't yes. You can't yes. You can't catch it
All right, so fuck bro, maybe maybe down here
I
Already went down there and tried oh
Oh, no, I know I know watch watch watch this we're here and
Press the button you see them use the momentum of the force. I die
Okay, so I got it. Why'd you press hit it?
Fuck man, is that what you do?
Fuck
Wait, I think you have to press it at the exact right time
Yeah, yes or no. Wait, wait, I have an idea
I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning right now.
Okay, Lacey, listen to me, listen to me.
You're actually not you're not built for games like these. Listen. Yes, I am you so when you fall you use the momentum and
Go through the portal. So watch what I do right now. So I'm gonna fall through the portal and try to hit the red button
Right now, maybe
Oversight it oversight it. Okay. I keep overshooting it
it doesn't seem like
based on the geometry and
The physics of us falling through I feel like
this is probably not the right portal to use. Wait a minute, wait a minute, no, no, no, I think we're, I think we're going to do something wrong, Jack.
I think we just place a portal at the bottom of the tube and the square and the tube will fall through with the momentum of it.
Um, bro, no.
Wait, idea. Maybe put the portal on the bottom because number two is too high, overshot.
So what if I use the momentum to fall through in geometry boom presses the red button Wow, what just happened?
Oh
My god. Oh my god. Wait
We got shoots it up in the air. Oh my god. So, you know, you know what that means, right?
You know what that means that means when it shoots up in the air next time
We have to have another portal that shoots us above it and someone has to catch it in the air
Okay, no, I listen listen, okay, so I'm gonna press the button and you jump
How do I get up that high listen listen leshy leshy left so you have your blue board over there now use your other quarter to go to
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Right click. Yeah, so now so now when I press the red button. No, not yet. You're fucking in the store, bro
Grab it, and I grab it right there.
Yes, yes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come back here, bro.
OK, OK.
So now you want to use the momentum,
but wait until I press the bread button.
You have to tell me when, though.
You've got to tell me when to time it.
You've got to tell me when to time it.
No, no, no.
I'm jumping through.
I'm pressing the right button.
Boom.
You have to time it yourself.
You have to time it yourself.
It's flying up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God, I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
A little earlier.
A little earlier.
Oh my fucking gosh, bro.
A little.
I'm telling you, we have to, we win this.
We win this.
We win this.
We win this.
We win this.
We win this.
All right, G, I'm going to treat 3, 2, 1.
OK.
Well, bro, there's a countdown.
All right?
No, you did it too quick.
You fucking idiot, I got this.
Oh no, GGs.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Hold on.
I got to get the perfect length for the perfect portal
Perfect length for the perfect portal give me a sec
A little teeny teeny tiny tinsy bit lower, I think Jen a little teeny tiny tinsy bit lower, okay great
There I think okay ready ready ready. I'm gonna brush. I'm gonna run red blood. He breathed
But you can see them you can see the square now now now now
All right, do I go later or earlier chat?
Okay, okay, okay, okay now
Let me do everything for you back
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
All right. All right now now
Okay, you want to leave that? Yeah, there we go. What's that do? Oh my god, it stops the fan
So leave it there. Oh
No, okay, so
So, oh look look, okay, let's see. I'm about to go flying through the fan, okay
Don't let go of the square on the laser, okay?
Three when you're flying through flying flying flying flying. I'm flying
You fucking bitch fuck you fuck you nice. I'm bitch. No, I hate you, bro. I hate you. I hate you
That's it there pretty bro
Wait, where are you? I'm figure shit out right now
What do I do here fans suck down
Why do I just fucking sit here like a pretty boy bro fuck that no no no no no no wait wait
Let me figure it out. Let's see. I got you
Hey Lacey, my father wants to be a popular streamer, he barely gets any views, would
you be able to help me out and make him happy?
Tell him to get a job.
See, that's just not nice, bro.
Wait, I'm- Okay, oh yeah, okay.
I know what to do, I know what to do.
I know dude, at least I have to kill myself, bro.
What do you mean?
My brain is working at max capacity right now.
I'm not gonna lie, man.
Let me go in there, bro.
You don't know what you're doing, bro.
Let's do it.
Dog, did you...?
Alright, back.
Yeah, get in there.
Go ahead, bro.
Wait, what portal do I go through?
Yeah, fucking hell, bro.
wait you never placed the portal no no you
well how do I get there on this one
you know ladies you don't know how to do it I like go go to the portal jump
through here I see jump through here
No, you have to stop the wind tunnel dumbass.
You don't know what you're doing, Sonic.
You don't know how to play this game.
You didn't even tell me that you're jumping through.
Where to?
Alright, now I'm going to help you come over here, okay?
Yeah, yeah, wait no no shoot the poor behind me shoot the poor behind me like somewhere I can walk in
On the one
You get into that I can't fucking
Yo
I'm gonna stop the wind tell me what you're jumping through and I'm gonna go jump through too, okay
That's not worse. It's not worse. Yes. It is trust me. No, what's not?
That's not gonna work. Trust me trust me. It's gonna work trust me
It's not gonna work
Well, we can try it
You go through
They're not gonna go
I
All right, I listen listen listen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
I'm uh, I'm a little more a charter firmer now.
Just play video games.
There's gotta be a way I can get there, bro.
Alright.
Alright, I'll see you in dang stream.
Alright, love you guys.
Bye.
Bye, man.
I pressed the fucking thing, dude!
Now look, now look.
Now look what what boom and wait just wait for me, okay wait for me
What get another
Oh get another block get another block. Oh my god get another block
Oh
Get another block and you stack them on top of each other. Oh
Okay, okay. All right. All right, put your photo down use your photo again
Okay, I'm getting a block I mean what what what what get the block get what
wait where is it bro nah there's no there's only one block it's only one
What if we just angle it a little different?
What do we do, bruh?
Fuck!
Oh my god, bruh.
Fuck!
The door inside has two switches?
Yeah, no shit.
That's for me and him, but we have to be there.
Alright, Jason.
Alright, Jason.
I'm gonna take you.
Just hold it hold it hold it. Okay
I'm going ready
Go go go
I'm taking I'm taking charge chat. I mean bro. It's whatever has to happen has to happen man. I'll do it
Who's the porter to direct the laser but where though?
Oh my god wait, wait, there's a fan shutout button in here.
I just gotta find a way to click it so you can come through too.
the portal on the wall oh my god i know Jason had an idea Jason i have an idea Jason i
have a crazy idea i need you to aim the laser.
That... wait hold on i know how to do this.. i know how to do this... stop the fan... stop
Stop the fence, stop the fence, stop the fence, stop the fence.
Stop it.
Can you aim the laser at that wall or no?
At what wall?
Behind, behind, behind.
Yeah, I can, I can.
At that portal, at my portal or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Way no, no.
Making it a little lower, making it a little lower to the left, to the left.
Like that?
Yeah, yeah.
Like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It works, yeah.
I
Okay, now wait now wait
No, no, no, I didn't work
No, when you go through the blue wall your poor disappears
Fucking ants!
Get away!
Wait
Am I dumb
Fine Jason basically I think we have to send the laser through this portal
Click this fan shutdown
Don't know how to get the laser through the portal. Wait. Wait Lacey
I'm right here, bro.
I'm literally right here.
I swear to you, I'm right here.
I need you to stop the fan.
No, no, Lacey, shut the fuck up, bro.
Wait, wait, it's up to you now, bro.
Apparently it's up to you now.
Yeah, I need you to stop the fan, son!
No, no, no!
Look at where the laser's going now, bro.
Go back into the fucking base.
And it may be maybe oh
Yo, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can't shut down finish it down. Oh
Oh
Now Jason oh my fucking god, let's go man. Wait, but you can't move your face. I can't dumbass
Holy shit
Nice now we got to do this again this part again this part again ready three two one one
Fucking shit. I brought I can't lie. It's getting harder, man, but I learned that take this
Not even ten minutes. Oh, yeah, we did that easy fucking peasy
insert this
That did not take 30 minutes no way that was 30 minutes
There's no way I want to be clear you had to insert the big
I guess. I suppose. Wait, how did I just die? No more chat help? That's the tutorial done?
I'm gonna chat it out with the help! What? You need to chat, sir!
What food do you order, bro?
Look who's back. Were you scared to continue those tests?
You think these plank are bad as hell or not?
Jess, you guys in the chat are smarter than us?
Wait, well let's go past 8.
Wait, did he beat the game?
So look at the 3, and then when you're at this, this is like stage 2, level 8.
So you want to go to stage 3 level 1.
Stage 3?
Yes, you find the 3 on the wall, and then you level up.
Stage 3? Where's 3?
Where's 3?
Alright Lacey, you gotta find stage 3, bro.
I see stage four but I don't see stage three you see stage three stage four
Yeah, I see stage three brothers up. It's up, but how do we get up there?
Bro, why do they have to make us parkour to the fucking area man
Wait, oh
My brain, bro, I'm dead you know when you take a test and after you take a test you're like physically
Exhausted yeah, my brain actually hurts. Yeah. All right, hold on. Wait, they're saying we can't go to stage three
Yes, we can it's a lot. No, it's locked. It is locked
We got to do stage two
What is that emo the yellow dude that his eye pops out what is that?
We didn't finish stage two. Yes, we did
So we do number one of course to what is that oh?
Okay, Lacey come on. It's over here
Okay, there we go wait why are we doing level one?
Oh my god, oh
Brother we go from level eight to level one we're gonna fuck this is gonna be like a fucking walk in the park
I speed run this shit hurry. Let's just kick off this bitch. Come on
Anybody else? It's their hand with their teeth.
This is the easiest fog.
Bro, this is the easiest fog.
Now fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in the blue.
Oh yeah, nice, nice.
You some of them you some of them genius, bro
Okay, now I need you to do the same for me. Hold on. I need you to do this interview. Oh
I got you. Okay. Okay
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, there you go
Fuck yeah, bro. This is too easy for us, but we're too smart for this shit
What is this?
Okay, uh
Okay
Um
Okay, ah fuck bro
Okay, bro stop putting sun
Nearly you have to somehow get I get up here. All right, let's see go through my border right here with my portal
And then and then go through it throw jump down and go through it again
And I press the red button knows that dude
All right, let's see now. Let me and that help you get up there. Yeah. No, no, no, no.
with the border right here, bruh.
Okay.
Now do it again.
There, jump down, jump down, jump down again.
There you go.
Okay, okay.
None of us has to get under that red button right there.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right, all right.
So...
But how?
How, bruh?
That's a great fucking question.
Oh, I know how, I know how.
Here.
Wait, not yet, not yet.
Oh, I think I did it.
But don't jump down yet. Now. Help me get back up again. Oh
Okay, okay. All right. There you go. There you go. There you go up and up and
Yeah, okay come come come. All right, and then and then now now I'm gonna jump through
I'm nice
We're literally can't walk into this whole shit, bro
And then we use that ball at the bottom to get on to that that little thing right there
Okay, and now
You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edge less safety cube into a
Reason to this whole shit
Never I'm not even sure when I say this. I'm not even talking to us or something
I'll be in debt as I think that we actually may be too smart for this game. What do you think I can buy 9 Q is?
250 maybe
That's pretty valid
Nectar cuted shot drawn crush
Burned and go. Oh, sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die
The fuck is wrong with his food?
Bro this fucking bitch is annoying, he's always talking shit.
Oh, what's up with you, bro?
Alright, alright, alright, let's just focus, focus.
Like getting rage baited by her, but she's talking about killing me non-sop.
So wait, this plane-
Wait a minute Jason, wait a minute.
Put the wall into the wall.
Oh, yeah, I know what to do here.
I'm going to create an infinite loop, son.
There's a fucking thing, bro.
You want to see?
Yo, let's see.
Let's see.
That's not going to work, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
wait uh maybe like this wait i'm confused my bro
how the person has to make it don't get it don't get it
am i dumb well i'm god i'm god let's have one for dinner
This is killing me. I go through jump in jump in where
Jump where
Because if you jump through that it goes like it disappears
Oh wait wait wait don't move Lacey don't move oh wait wait wait Lacey Lacey go
back go back under
no no go back in
keep going infinite okay okay okay okay okay then and then oh fuck oh wait wait
Oh my god, yes
Oh
Holy shit, let's go. Then then you and then you do something now you help me
Yeah, yeah so you do the same thing I did to you
Do the same thing
Woo!
Woo!
Ah!
Holy shit!
Fucking geniuses!
Oh my god!
What are we cascading?
Again?
Wait, Drew, can you-
Nothing happened.
Can you bring me my food and smoothie?
What did you get?
What did you get, bro?
I did that.
Chat did not do that.
What did you get?
I got your pole in the smoothie.
You faggot.
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities,
orange, and all the ways you can be turned into a human.
Well, what?
Well, what's going on?
It's not a fucking therapy session, you tin-skin oil zipper!
Half the time.
Let's just look at how much better you are.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
You are very good at being an example.
Yo, did you?
She is getting on my nerves, though.
Okay, listen, nicey, analyze the rule.
When the button is pressed down here, all these floors advance upwards, okay?
So we go through here, oh look, another thing where we need to use momentum, okay?
I'm gonna try and think of what we use this momentum for because we obviously need to get on the other side here oh
Oh, oh, Lacey Lacey go momentum again. Go momentum again. Okay
Nice
Boom ball gets dropped boom bring the ball over
Okay, okay
Boom, no, no, no the ball. I don't think the ball goes here
It's gonna suck whoa
Oh my god, brother. What's the most happened to the ball the body sent to create it why?
Maybe the blue wall I
I go again go again go again
It can't go through a force field
Blue wall doesn't allow anything
I got some fucking bouncy ball
Okay, wait wait wait
wait I'm ready I'm ready where the ball go oh wait what okay okay holy fucking
matter brain well you're literally flying at the right
faster at this but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing
That other scent you smell, it's the stench of my uttered discipline.
Oh, what is Drew doing?
What? What? What?
Oh, I called him three times!
What are you talking about, bro?
I need him to get my food!
When I told him you were the only subjects to pass the calibration test, I lied.
There are 5,000 other games in direct competition.
This is why you need an assistant in a cameraman?
Yeah, but every time I talk about getting an assistant,
Drew gets mad.
Why does he get mad, man?
Because he says, then what am I going to do?
Are you in your fooling up?
hold on okay so we need to get another ball we need to get another ball Jay oh
Jay there's another inch of the bottle okay in front of the bottle and I'm
guessing you have to get up there okay okay go in front of the world go to the
I
Did you have an assistant
Like like like like
Hey, I pressed it I think
Wait, no, I gotta press it. We got a book be on each side
Pfft.
Cough.
Oh, fucking matter.
Wait, how, though, Chad?
I don't get this.
You're supposed to...
Oh my god, I know what I have to do.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have to press it, look down,
place a portal there,
and then it takes me up through there.
Ohhhhhhhh! Okay, okay.
Okay.
Send me on infinite, send me on infinite. Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, it's doing everything.
Welcome back.
Okay, ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck that.
Fuck, what's that, J?
Fuck, fuck, fuck that, fuck that.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
Go back, go back, go back!
I, I, no, I need this portal place right here.
Wait, when you go through the blue shit, though, eh?
No, no, just do me on the other one, do me on the other one, do me on the other one.
The empty one, trust me.
I know what I have to do.
What did you do?
No dumbass, no dumbass, let me do everything bro.
Why are you placing a fucking portal?
Let me do everything.
No, because when you go through the bullshit,
when you go through the bullshit,
it resets everything, fat fuck.
What do you mean?
No, no, I do it, I do it.
Just fucking, just, just, just go.
just go through the portal
How am I done?
Okay, press it there you go. They are we fucking go
Oh
See come on, bro
Stay still you fucking moron.
Bro this shit is way too easy.
Cabs going to the finals?
No they're not.
Cabs are going to the finals.
I guess so.
Wait what do I do with this extra mall?
Uh you go through the fucking matter daddy and sit in the portal so we can event.
We messing around.
Mix what the–
Dude, you know I didn't even say to the end of the last test.
I was confident you could finish.
You know where I was.
I was outside watching some deer fly.
Yo, is this just me or should we play a different game?
This just didn't have to be easy.
I'm down to play, I'm down to, we should get Yana and play Gable with friends.
Come now.
Not a bad shot, right chat?
Let me call Yana.
FaceTime, Yana.
Starting a FaceTime call to Yana.
I guess her bird is dead ass way too easy to go.
You guys, you done for anyways?
This shit is fucking light wood.
Like, she just doesn't broke.
She dead ass block, you know?
Like, oh my god, she just never answers a phone.
Oh, hey, Yana!
Hey, what are you doing?
Where's all this room?
Can we play at least?
Do you wanna play a game with me and Jason?
It's called Gamble with Friends.
What's the what's the plot W fucker portal to bro we play an hour of this shit man plot is
um what I'm chat what's the plot
It's an actual game it's not gambling it's it's uh the plot the plot
It's too easy, bro. I'm being honest with you.
You and your friends share one bank account in a massive debt.
You have to go gamble by sketchy items and make terrible decisions
to climb a tower to hit your daily quota.
Well, that sounds like fun.
Exactly.
Exactly.
We're gonna do it?
Okay, download the game.
Gamble with friends?
Well, how the fuck are we going to play the game if you don't want to download it?
Who are you talking to, man?
What is this game about?
online casino call where you were your first year one big count
Wait, you don't have you don't have steam
If you don't walk to it's okay
Is it dead ass it's called gamble with your friends
All right chat i'm downloading the see if i go to ballash someone in the chat you said hey lacy
I'm from the I'm from Yana's chat. She doesn't want to she's just saying yes and
Fuck
Dude we're gonna act while this downloads for a sec my download it for two seconds
Someone said hey lacey also from the honest chat. You're such a good-looking and handsome person
Thank you for saying that
Drink what? Drinking and smoking
I don't drink, I don't drink alcohol.
I don't drink alcohol.
Of course.
Have you ever seen me drink alcohol?
No.
When?
Oh.
I'm not drunk!
Shao, why are you lying?
Man, I don't mind eating whatever you want.
My son, you run and keep their approach!
Beat up!
I'm an odious buffoon!
My son!
Sex before marriage is-
Have you had it, no?
Don't be proud.
Yonah J has blocked you.
What is it?
I'm not drunk.
Shao, why are you lying?
Hello, sir.
Get from our side.
I don't know if I should go on.
Oh my God.
うん, dare down.
47.
Yeah.
Okay.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
Dare down.
Uh-huh.
Oh my God, this will make me do a Capnooka.
Is that powder, man?
Put the paint to the plate.
So we're going out tonight?
I said I'll see you tomorrow.
What do you mean?
I don't have land on it.
I'm fine.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What?
Oh my god.
There's nothing wrong with me.
They are just, they're just lying.
Dude.
No.
Bro, are we on a fucking game or what?
No, my car.
Wait.
You know, you know what we should do for our stream?
What?
What?
What?
Can you add me back on Discord?
All right, let's bring out our next single guy.
Your hair cuts looking so good, your skin tone is so complex, your eyes are amazing, and your nose is nice.
Joseph, how old are you?
26.
26, okay.
And where are you from?
From San Antonio, Texas.
Texas, okay, nice.
And what do you do?
I'm a videographer and a law school student.
Oh, nice, alrighty.
And now what are some things that you do for fun?
I like to work out two to three times a week.
I do a lot of concert for social media for different high schools and things like that.
I like to hike and just be in nature.
Okay, that's cool.
What are some things you look for in a woman?
First off, a woman that's rooted in Christ and then a woman that is patient, gentle, and kind to other people.
Okay, those are good. Now, what are some of your deal breakers?
Kids. If you got one, pop it. If you got a kid, pop it. That's pretty much all the deal breakers.
Oh, just kids?
Yeah.
Alright, well, none of them have any, so it's a good-
Fuck me, you shit.
That was me, I can't-
What's your playstation 5?
Yeah, but my tiktok got logged out man, my tiktok got logged out.
I
Just like to go check on my dad's close friends
Yeah, what if I go broken out I know my rage is sparing on you
Follow me and they just get out of dogs. Certainly. I swear
Yeah, what's going on, bro? Wait, can we do this with three or do we need a fourth person?
I don't know. I never played it here, but we might need four, bro
Three is fine apparently
Three's fine need it for this dance, bro, maybe motherfucking chat danish
I
Was this little deal of talking about freaky, baby
I like this song
I like this song
to a white person this is for
ah
ah
ah
ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah
ah
send this to a white person
this is for
ok letter j
this is your audition
for the kamathon
ah
Oh
This is insane
Like how
Hello
Sorry, I didn't know how to work it. How you don't know how to use a PC, you know
Because I'm new I'm new to this
How's everybody's day?
How's everybody's day?
Doing great, doing great.
Gotta play this game.
Gotta have a little bit of fun.
Not a bad shot at all.
Yeah, how's everybody's day?
Guys, how's everybody's day?
It's been a long day.
Just bi-less.
Been a good day.
How's y'all's day?
It was actually very good.
My little sister got us some gifts.
Now
Okay guys, I'm ready to get my game on
I'm on the game. Let's go
My god, welcome. Yeah, no, I'm actually really good at game. Hopefully it's not your last time
Okay
Come on get it up. I'm ready
What you hosting was hosting
I
Know I'm hosting a house wait
Yeah, what's your steam? Oh my god, this is gonna take three years
Do you know your steam code Yana
What is it called steam ID?
No no no, steam code.
You go to your steam,
and then...
You go to steam and then you go to friends,
you go to add a friend, it should say your friend code.
Just send me that, okay?
Yay, my phone.
Okay, I just copied it. What the fuck?
Where do I put it in the chat?
Yeah
Okay, I just sent it. Oh
My god, didn't take yo, oh, yeah, nice. Yana, I asked you
Okay, I just accepted it I bet I was Lacey was Lacey
I got her I got her
Yeah, I'm gonna invite you already. Yeah, we're ready. We're ready.
Invite to game. Wait, Yana, you add me back or no?
Not it, I accepted. Are you sure?
Yeah, I did. Okay, I invited you. Wait, should we use game chat?
What?
Wombie!
Wombie for three.
Wombie for three!
Wait, they're saying we should use game chat, Jason.
Okay, okay, I know.
Yeah, you're gonna do that?
Wombie for three!
Wait, guys.
Wombie for three.
Wait, guys!
What?
Wait, yo, yo, how long I'm not waiting for
You gotta go to OBS and to change your primary monitor
Oh my god, bro fuck
What what do you know we need help
No, no Jason
Wait, wait
What the fuck are you talking about Jack and you guys help her?
Wait, it's all that for it's what it's all that for all that for yeah
I don't know.
That was a fail.
Jason? Hello? Hello, Jason?
Yo, what? What? What?
Help me! Help me, I'm dumb!
No, no, no.
It's Alt- Y'all know it's Alt- F4.
Alt- F4.
At the same time, at the same time you press Alt and F4 at the same time.
Like all at once.
Yes.
work wait what are you trying to figure out what are you trying to figure out
yeah I'm trying to because it's on my main screen I can't see nothing what do
you mean it's on your main screen isn't that good no you have the f4 key
No, I don't have that one.
L-P-D-O!
Yeah, no, yeah, no.
I was literally clicking F4.
No, it's an F4 button, not FN4.
Don't you clip.
Bro!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your keyboard doesn't have F keys.
I guess it does.
Clip
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah your keyboard doesn't have F keys
Yes, it does some of your keyboard. Yeah, all that for
Rose I'm gonna help me or what you gotta so me your F keys. It's right here
You don't have F you don't have F keys you don't have you don't have F keys
they're right here no you don't have F keys no they're not F keys
it says F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 click FN click FN you don't have them click FN FN
F-N-O-T-FOUR
F-N-O-T-FOUR
Nope, that didn't do a thing.
No, but you have to hold all of it together.
F-N-O-T-FOUR
Oh, F-N-O-T-FOUR
Bro, that didn't do a single thing.
Help me bro, just how do I pick it up and move it to the other screen?
Okay, so you need to, so it's on the wrong screen, right?
Yeah, and it's stuck.
So you're gonna need to go to your settings and see the search mark the bottom of your computer. Yeah
T T E R
D a D D y
What the fuck do you need help with? Oh my god, what the fuck are you talking about?
We shared your screens
Screecher on this court on this court on this court
Go on this court go on this court, and then you see the little TV that says share your screen
Y'all chat, how did I do it when I was playing the game with Mari? Remember it was stuck on the screen?
Shift window key arrow key.
Arrow key. Jake's going to add...
What, what is it?
Shift windows key arrow key.
Which arrow key?
The one that is left or right.
Shift?
Wait, no. Control shift.
FN!
No, no shift windows. Where did you get fucking control?
What I don't know what I don't even know you need help with
And then arrow
Towards the monitor you want to go on
Okay, so click the monitor I wanted to go on and then click play
See the windows key all together
Yes, but click the arrow key
God bless
Okay, I'm ready to play
What was it shift windows key arrow key wait wait do it again i missed it wait what wait send
what you just sent again shift tab shift tab shift tab and then join not nice dude not nice
shift tab i don't have the tab button sorry wait what do you mean what i don't have that button
you don't have a tab button you just send it again you just send it again
The keyboard doesn't have
No, you know is you know, it's an advanced one. Okay. There we go. Okay. I just clicked play game
Okay, I just clicked it. I just clicked it. I just clicked it
I know that's nice. Nice. Do you see me?
No, no, no, you're joining it
You see me no, no, no
I'm flipping a coin. No, no, no, no. Join, join, join. Just just just keep clicking. Just keep clicking. Just keep all the cussings.
Why do you sound annoyed? I'm not sorry. I'm not annoyed.
Well, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to send me another invite.
Not to burst your bubble or nothing. No, I'm not annoyed. I just sent you. I just sent you.
Okay, now it's about to go right here. I invited I invited wait it says play it says what's DX 12?
Just yeah one more Dx 12. Yeah, that one. Okay, okay, okay.
Can we get face cams on stream? Well, I'm sorry, he's going to do a baseball game at 230.
And it is currently 11. Oh, he decided to take the day off so he's not gonna pay for today.
I don't know what the heck okay. I hate to burst your bubble, but you're gonna have to send it one more time
I'm so sorry
It's that unavailable
It said unavailable
Okay, no, but really I'm I'm really badass
I'm really worried about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.
Y'all to keep cooking, yes. Y'all to keep cooking, yes.
Okay, I just picked it up. Watch this.
I'll be in the lobby, guys. I'm ready to game.
Let's go. Let's go, Yenna. Let's go.
Are you in, Yonah?
I'm flipping a coin.
Oh, you won!
You don't have like 40% of your keyboard
Left of which one left of you
At the same time okay
Now you see a light from Jason
Yeah, I think I did it. Oh my god
Wake up, Yana. Let's go.
Yana.
Now you gotta set up your in-game mic.
My in-game mic?
Never mind. It's good. It's good. It's good.
I'm deafening in-game.
Deafening discord. Deafening discord. Deafening discord.
You deafening me?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Do I mute my discord?
Can you hear me? Yes or no?
Hello?
Yeah, I can hear you, Yana.
Do I mute my discord?
Yes, I mean you can, I just deafened though,
it doesn't matter.
Hello?
Yo, hello?
You guys hear me?
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
Matter, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you, can you hear me?
Yes, Yalla.
Wait, how did she turn her mic off in the game?
Okay, hello?
Hello?
Yes, we can hear you.
Woo hoo!
Yes, yes, yes.
How far?
Let's go!
All right, come on, come on, come on.
All right, let's play. How do we play?
I don't know.
I have a camera.
I have a camera.
What are you doing?
You gotta press W on your fucking keyboard to move.
She's in Steve's under-sense.
Yeah, there's a fact at the top where you shoot a picture.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Let's play, let's play.
Rock, ladies and gentlebeams?
Oh yeah, alright, alright.
Let's go.
It's Tralaleo Tralala.
Nah, isn't that Tralaleo Tralala?
This is fucking, this is a shark.
It's Tralaleo Tralala.
Alright, how do I do this?
It says it says refuel challenge ticket number one
Wait we have to go get our challenge ticket. Oh, let's go to the car over here
Hello
Matter matter matter matter
Okay, okay, okay
I'm scared of dentists and the dark
That was really nice
Look I love to read
Wait, how do we do this you don't have enough for tickets
so how do we play kill go let's go to limo let's we gotta go to limo guys over
here let's go we got to go oh no
Get out of my house, you son of a bitch!
Get out of the house, you son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Oh, I should get out of here.
All right, there's one thing to do.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Yo, we're good, boys.
And girl, let's win.
Hello.
Give me my items.
my items
we don't have any items we didn't buy any items
Let's go whoa time to get a move
Let's blackjack blackjack table
Blackjack blackjack play we have a
$360 I have a thousand bro. Oh, that's the max bad
No, it's fine. We should do 50
I just put 90 down
We gotta hit that you gotta hit that
Hit it again. Ah
I'm gonna say we gotta say we gotta say we gotta say
Oh, yeah, no, what the fuck come on guys. How do we lose?
Yeah, and even though to play blackjack
No
All right, yeah, what the fuck you just
Choose a bus card I mean you have to hit there. No you have to hit I mean you have to stand there
No, you have this you have to stand by the book, right?
The book says stand, but I say
We have to all in we have to all in we actually have to all in we have to all
Wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe new game. Maybe maybe new game. What game okay, okay?
Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, you're not a gamble or no
No, I don't okay. Yeah, no, yeah, no honestly
Where's roulette listen, let's have yada put something on black or red or green
Over here over here what the fuck you're spending our money
Yeah, no, no, no, Lacey Lacey
Yeah, no, come here. Yeah, no, come here. Oh
My god, you know you just fit all over fucking money
Any yeah, yeah, no
What the fuck yeah, no we're down 800 bucks. We don't have 300 bucks to spin
We have two hundred you cut in half and spin it. Why are we spinning? This is like how we get rinsed
Come on Lacey you got a foot
No, no get off of this. It's good. Don't get on this get off get off get off. Yeah, don't touch
Okay, okay, okay, okay over here this thing
What the fuck yana just pressed it oh my god, we lost everything
Oh my god, go go go go go go
Yo, yo, yo, he's got mad he's got mad he's got mad. Oh my god
Yo, stop
We have to go slots come on go slots
$1.00, $2.00 spins or?
Yes, $2.00.
Oh, yes, Jason, come on.
Oh, yeah, we're going.
We're coming up.
We're coming up.
We're coming up.
Guys, look.
I guess I did it.
$10.00.
Come on.
I'm getting zero. Oh my god. Oh my god. We got rich. We got fucking rich. Oh
Yeah, no, we have no fucking money left
One more we lost everything we lost everything we lost absolutely everything
Was the balcony I'm gonna kill myself three dollars. Oh my god, three dollars. Okay. Okay, let's make it back
what the fuck what the fuck get up yeah yeah put the bat down with the bat
no we don't have any money lost all our money fucking money lost all our
fucking money lost all our fucking money because of you because you want to
spin a fucking blackjack and waste $550 you know you too five three hundred
58 bucking dollars on what on what on what we were fucking fortunate
Get in the limo guys
We lost all the fucking money.
We got zero.
Bro, how is that even possible?
There's a brighter day tomorrow.
There's a brighter day tomorrow.
Zero tickets.
Listen, we're all moat bro. Yeah, what's that? What do you moat?
What do you mean get in what is this?
No
I don't want to die! I don't want to die!
NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
I'm gonna have to pay some money back.
NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
I'll give you your money back!
I'll get you your money back tomorrow!
I need a...
Oh my god, we had to hit an act.
Game over!
We fucking died and we lost.
Oh, they see you suck!
Bro, they see suck.
No, see you in the grave, Newton
We the restart or will have to restart because we lost all our fucking
Okay, let's go let's go where's Jason
Why'd you sleep
Uh, I guess he didn't. I don't like it.
What? This game's so fun!
Did he leave?
No, Jason, no!
Where did he?
My God! Oh, he's peeing.
Oh. Wait, Lacey, there's basketball outside. Let's go over here.
Well, y'all come here. We're gonna be at Sunkelbridge.
Okay, wait, what?
I just kept kidding us with a fucking bat.
As soon as we had money, we'd get a gun and we'd shoot it in the face.
But that's our friend.
No, she killed you with her back.
Hey, how are you doing that?
You click R and there's an email.
Ooh, get high as hell.
Wait, wait. Okay, so we're gonna turn to Jason?
Because he's trying to be strict about the money.
I say you take your chances and you get what you get and you do not.
Yo, I fucking had to get everything like this.
Yeah, I do.
Come on, let me see.
Seriously.
Hands up, Jay.
Hey, Jason, do the other do it.
Hands up.
Do it.
Press R and go to cinema.
Come on.
We gotta go dance.
No guys, can we not lose again please?
No, we have two tickets, let's- no, no, no, no, listen to me, we have two tickets, don't re-roll at least, don't waste it, don't waste it.
She fucking re-rolled though.
Yeah!
We're here on limited!
Law active, all, deny all losses.
Catch her winning player for extra profit?
Triple or lose your last win.
I like that. I'm getting the devils real and I'm putting in the fucking thing.
Increase profit amount gives a random out.
I bought it! I bought it!
I bought it. Alright, let's go.
Let's go to the casino. Let's go to the casino. Let's have a good day. Let's have a good day. Open, open. Oh.
Oh, there we are.
I'm not gonna stand in time.
Get us in there.
Let's get in there.
NO!
AHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha
Oh
AHHHHH
Hahahaha
Sure
Holy Giggle Sits
Okay, let's go!
Let's go
Let's get in
I
Okay, let's go
Let's fucking matter
All right, oh
I'm getting a random
Fuck
Triple or loser last win. We have the two the same thing. Oh my god
Oh my god.
Alright, uh, let's split up, make some money, okay?
Okay.
Roll the dice and beat the hogs.
Fuck it, I like blackjack. Y'all not already losing our money.
No, I'm getting some.
Wait, Chad, how do I, how do I play if I have to spend money?
No way.
Ah 13 I definitely got to hit this 16. Oh my god
Fuck all right, we got to double this we got to double it we got to double it
Oh my god 12 we hit this right we gotta hit this why does this just say Lacey just lost four in the book
Do I hit this I got us do I hit here?
My god, yes, let's win. Let's win
What just happened oh
My god, let's go. Oh my god. Let's go
No, no, no, stop stop stop you fucking bad and monster
No
Wait double double that why didn't you double bro?
No
My god maximum let's go. Oh my god. Let's go. Let's go. Who's this race?
Who ya got I got I got Farouk Farouk is talking to me
Oh, Rook is talking to me man. Come on for Rook. Come on for Rook!
Woo! Quick little money bro. Oh, little $400. Holy shit!
How you playing?
Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yada, yes! Good job.
Yeah, you're going good. We're doing good. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You won already. You won already.
Yeah, you already won.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no, wait, Yana. This might be your game. Holy shit.
Okay.
You got a good job.
Should I do it again?
I mean, one more wouldn't hurt. One more wouldn't hurt. Just pick which one you think will win, and then pick play.
And then play.
Which one did you pick?
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Why is Lacey just losing our money?
Lacey!
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Lacey, you said go big or go home, I bet.
Here.
Guys, that's been little amount.
Oh, yeah, that's what we do. That's what we do. That's what we do. That's what we do
That's what we do. That's what we do. We make money. We make money
We should leave I feel like we should leave one more one more one more. I actually won't
17 stand right stand
Well, we just came up
So we came up three Ks
Look at that, bro. It's shit, Yana
Lacey you're fucking like you're minus 700 for today
We hit our quota.
Okay, yeah.
I'm minus 700 because tomorrow I'm going to win $10,000.
Okay, we're good.
How does that even...
Guys, I win.
I
New day guys. Hey, let's see follow me place. You follow me
Hopping here hopping here. We start tickets get in there. Just got up in there. What?
No, I soldier I'm gonna sell your eye for money, bro. I just sold her
Yeah, I mean now we have more money, but we gained tickets from that to look we got 32 tickets
The fuck
No stop man
All right, come on.
Increase power each item.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I have a golden chip.
Oh my god, I have a golden chip.
OK.
OK.
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I want to save my ticket.
Chat, watch this.
Chat, watch this shit.
Is there a way to feel my ass in a row?
First time on a stream band, I got...
Run time back, holy shit, okay.
here we go guys let's win okay
oh my god max oh my god max is a thousand dollars
nine we got a hit here 11 hit ah fuck oh my god wow wow wow oh my god wait
Oh my god, wait, I got it all in here.
BANG!
Okay, now we wait 60 seconds, now we wait 60 seconds.
We gotta wait, we gotta wait it out, we gotta wait it out.
Now we gotta wait 60 seconds, yeah.
So, I'm gonna just play with ducks.
I
Didn't use it
We get away just in case like if we reverse back in time and I lose big then it'll like you know I'm saying
Don't use it if you didn't lose
No changes no, you're okay. Okay. Max run again. Max run again
Fuck bro. Oh my god. Oh my god
Nice nice nice, okay
My god, we're going crazy. We're gonna absolutely fucking crazy right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
I'm gonna fucking hit him.
Oh, do I stay this?
Do I stay this?
Oh my god, fuck.
Do I stay this one?
Hey, book says, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh
My god
I'm gonna stay here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh
My god, we gotta go back in time we gotta go back
Hey, let's leave let's leave we got hella breath. Let's leave. I think we gotta leave I
Think we gotta leave
Oh my god, oh my god, that's good
Bust.
WOOO!
Let's get the fuck out of here, bruh.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We're rich.
Out of here, bruh.
Holy shit, let's go.
Moe, we're actually getting rich.
You get a man!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fuck yeah, boys.
I
Rewind is good as fuck
Well, I wish I could rewind it
Wait, can I buy my eyeball back?
Jason is wasting our money
Oh shoot unlock
Jason you wasted our money because now I have to buy my eye bag you're you're so stupid watch your mouth
God we're fucking going crazy right now
Nice job, you know nice minus one K gets hit
I tried got a good try
We're so rich I gotta buy my eyeball back
Hey, guys. What? I need help. Why? What? I can't move my screen. What? What do you mean?
Like, I'm trying to move my OBS camera down so that they can see. You click on your camera
on OBS and then you're like... No, I'm trying but my mouse is locked on this screen. So,
so you can press alt tab
oh i'm fucking idiot
what what what what what what
back the fuck up buddy
back the fuck up
chill bro
you playing checkers on a playing chess
fuck bro
What?
Uh, click unstuck.
Wait, Jason, what are these items?
What are these items?
What are these items?
What are these items?
Click unstuck.
Or click escape.
Oh my god, I got it.
Pace 33% of photo for each body part and shoots.
Is this good?
Spin for a chance to revert your last log.
Oh my god.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Spin for a chance to revert your last log.
Hold on, increase profit while you're drunk? Holy shit.
Wait, you're gonna get drunk in this game?
I'm gonna try this one.
This one says prevent.
Um, unluckyness.
Here's my phone!
Yellow!
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, let's go.
Lazy, where you at?
I bought some shit.
What is this?
Second year.
Oh, I'm getting a little drunk.
God, fuck.
Shoot that guy's eye.
Hey Jason, let me shoot you out.
Let me shoot you out.
Let me shoot you out.
I
Just let me shoot you guys
They don't make my cheaper to buy back
Oh
No, no, you're good you're good you're good
I see, come on.
I don't want to buy something, I feel like, no.
No, let me buy the gun so I don't have to pay check-outs to get my odd idiot.
No, don't fucking do that.
Don't go to the end, I'm going to get all fucked up.
You gotta get in here.
You gotta.
We're good, you gotta get in here.
How do I press bar?
Yeah, yeah, drop the item so we can go
It's y'all again 60. Yeah, come on. There we go. No nice aim, bro
Bro, what the fuck
Come on!
Hey!
Die! Die! Die, bitch! Die! Die!
Ahhhh!
Yodell!
Ha ha ha ha!
Fucking go to me!
Ahhhh!
Help!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Bro!
come on let's go let's go
let's go
let's go
come on let's go we gotta go we gotta go make some money on
I'm gonna get fucking blasted just just give me my money
Give me my honey
What's the blackjack tables, oh, yeah, fuck yeah, oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
Yeah, oh
My god, I'm rip is crazy
What what I
Can't prevent the loss oh my fucking god
holy shit I'm drunk I'm drunk you shit bear am I red oh my god oh my god it
pushed bro oh my god I'm bro I'm drunk I'm drunk I gotta hit this right do I
hit this or no do I hate this I'm drunk bro I'm ready
bro do I hit this oh my god let's go fuck man nice nice nice that means I'm
fucking do I'm not gonna lie there's no way I lose to the road oh my god wait
Do I do this I go it's right I double this right
Wait, there's no split button
Well, wait, there's wait as a double it's splitting or no
No
We have no money just we have no money just we have no money just we have no money
Yo, you have to use your things you're a first the last rovers
Yana truck your backwards
What do you mean
What do we do do we go back do we go back
Yeah, we gotta go back and we gotta get more, we gotta get more powers for tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, come on, we gotta go back, we gotta go back, we gotta go back, we gotta go back.
We gotta get more powers to get our money back up, bro, we're fucking broke.
Oh fuck, bro.
Oh no, oh no.
We have no money.
Wait, no, we lose, we go.
We're not kidding, we have to win a bet.
Oh my god.
We have to win a bet.
Oh my god, wait.
She's addicted.
Wait, no, because we gotta hit.
Our quota's 9k, yeah, you're right.
Oh my god
Nice we're back we're back we're so bad we're so bad we're so bad so bad
We're so back. We're so back. We're so back here. I'm good. It's can be
I
Gotta hit this right I gotta hit this do I hit it do I hit it two on a 12?
We gotta hit this I have to hit this
Nice nice nice nice nice nice. We're back. We're back. We're so back. We're so back. We're so back. We're so back.
Yo, why is my teammates losing everything? Good shit, Yada.
We got a minute left guys guys now a minute left.
Lacey is all you do fucking lose money, bro.
I have to stand this. I have to stand this.
oh oh my god I'm making it about myself I'm making it about myself I'm making
about myself
Oh fuck
Go go go go go go 20 seconds
You have to keep all in it, you have to keep all in it, you have to keep all in it
You have to keep all in it
you have to double this you have to double this you have to double it double double
let's go double double fucking you have to double you have to double you have to double
18 versus 18 do I hit that or no Jen do I hit that or no?
oh my god oh we can't even double the burqs you all did oh god we're dead we lost
oh we got the money we got the money back we got what do we do what do we do we didn't
make corner bro oh my god I have a family I don't want to bet no I don't want to bet
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
We're dying.
What about your eye?
They're saying we should need to use more tickets.
That's why we're losing.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe I can, maybe I can, maybe I can make it back.
Yeah, yeah, let me sell my arm, bro. Let me sell my arm or some shit, please
You're saying we can sell our bodies. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, but you know your body is
No, no, I don't like that
Please
Please
No, no, no take my ass take my ass
No, please, please, no, oh my god, no.
Please tell our bodies they're sound impossible.
It's impossible, Tom.
Chad, is there any way to witness or no?
No.
We're done, though. We're done.
We're done.
No.
We're so...
There's nothing we can do like there's no
There is once you die you have to be like
So that means we can restart will he find yes
It's over crowing all right one more listen we cannot waste our tickets guys we cannot waste our tickets
Do not re-roll we need to save our tickets and we need to get the things that help us to make money and use them smart
okay team
Hi captain
we got it check me I'm low-key overworking Lacey I see Lacey Lacey
I'm low-key overworking bro.
I'm overworking too man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is there any man off for a silly free all in?
Oh my god.
That's too risky.
How many tickets do we have?
Well, let's do this shit, boys, they said when you get the alcohol, you have to do it
with everyone around.
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, smarts, no, we got this guy's, let's say positive,
We're gonna win!
Wait, give it one ticket, give it one ticket, someone.
That's not mine.
Alright, one man, let's do this shit.
Let's fucking do this, boys and girls.
Farouk, Farouk, you never failed me, you fucking piece of shit dog.
Farouk, you slow fucking guy!
Holy fuck!
It's okay.
Let's go all in in black.
$100 on black.
Let's go all in black.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no research.
ah you fucking bitch bro what the fuck wait my item my item my item wait where
where's my item wait did anyone get a coin anyone get a coin
I'm going all-in. I'm going all-in.
Lacey took it you fucking monster, bro
Bro, why is it only negative
Where's the black tag tables much?
Yo, there's no way bro. Yeah guys, what did you go? What did you go green? Yeah?
Nice nice nice
Watch that tables
My boy
Yes, okay
Who's sushi
Where is everyone?
Bring it here, bring it here, bring it here.
Where is it?
Can't do it that one!
Bear up!
I'm not normal for championing this one.
Woo!
Holy shit!
Where the fuck is Blackjack?
You know what, Blackjack?
3x what's that? Oh my god. What are you kidding me?
3x
We got to meet our quota guys
Under 80 on black or red which one
Red red red red. Are you sure? I go black. Go back to black. Go back black. Run it
No, I told you red. Oh nice. Good shit. Good shit. Okay. Wait. We're close. We're close. We're 200 away
Let's go let's go 19 through 36 put on 19 through 36 and black
You go bro you press you press
19 through 36 running it has to be a number 19
Come on. Come on. Oh my fuck. Let's go. We're so close. We're so close
Yeah
Number on an even number
Let's see if we can beat day three guys
My uh my rule is my wheelspin was pretty clutch
Yeah, that was crazy. Okay. Now we gotta get good things through our tickets
Seljians body to get stuff
I'm not gonna lie y'all wouldn't negative somebody's legs gotta get cut off or y'all know get in the fucking get in the chamber
You can do lazy I didn't spend the most money
Oh
We're all worth it. Ernie Bowell.
Chad, how much do we sell you since I fought?
The fuck? No, no, no, no, no. My eyes crush this one.
Is it good stuff? Is it good stuff?
You don't know how to use that.
It's been a hard chance to revert your last loss.
Made it, made it, made it, bro.
We couldn't re-spin, we couldn't re-seek us to re-spin.
I think so.
I do do do oh my god. Yeah, here we go
Time machine no time machine is actually good as fuck all lost nearby
Wait, wait Jason, what do this one really mean?
This means none of us will lose
Wait no one but the time machine wait y'all are dumb, bro. I don't I don't any reason we keep that
No, we don't
I'm going to be a
great
I'm going to be a
great
guys my
I'm going to be a
great
Come on y'all, this is gonna be a-
What the fuck's happening?
Let's win this shit.
I'm gonna guess what?
Yo, this chair.
Okay, we got this guys!
Come on y'all.
Let's fuckin' win.
Do this.
Y'all didn't even buy a thing.
No, you didn't get the- you didn't get the thing.
You sort of eye for what?
No, I thought I was supposed to be saving it.
What?
I thought I was supposed to be saving you.
Wait, there's no more blackjack tables?
I'm going to the green room.
I'm going to the red room.
Listen guys, I have a good idea.
I have a really good idea.
I think we go to roulette and we do max bets on each side
and then I raise it in case we lose.
I don't know, here, let's see.
You want max profit, get drunk real quick.
What happens if I get drunk?
drink that and activate that now spin now spin now spin spin spin no no no
I don't fucking rule that no rule that rule that
oh
Stop
No, no, keep going keep going
Keep going keep going your drunk, bro, you go your drunk bro. Oh, you're shit. You're actually dog shit
Keep going while you're drunk, bro
Oh my god
I
Know you actually laid it bread every single time girl. You're not even drunk anymore
Holy fuck, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, you're not drunk anymore. Don't spit
Fuck
What is this laser?
What what what what?
No, I think Yana didn't
Yeah, no, no one does
Come on for him. Come on for him
Come on for my knees you now. Come on for him. You fucking slow fat headed tough bro. I can't
Yeah, there's no blackjack table. What is this more nice and beat the odds?
What
Was that mean
7 bro oh my god
guys guys lock in nice
here we go i gotta fucking win this red bro the game what they love around here
they love red here bro they actually love red here
Okay, okay, okay, okay, please, please, please.
No.
Guys, come on, get in here.
Emergency.
How do I get money?
Give me your fucking money.
Oh my god, oh my god, Lacey, I just yelled, bro.
Lacey, I just yelled.
Oh my god, we lost, bruh.
Minimal is $24.
What the fuck do we do?
Minimal, $80.
I don't, I don't, did I win?
Bro, they see.
It's fucking over, man.
I don't, I don't, did I win?
It's fucking over man.
Keep going, keep rolling.
We lost.
We won, we won.
How did I just get back?
Oh my gosh, you're sick, you're sick, you're sick.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
Clutch.
We don't even have time, but we need to work out.
Yes we do, yes we do, yes we do.
green green green green green green ahhh yep there you fucking jeez
Just take my asshole, rip it into fucking tiny shreds.
you
you
you
you
you