jasontheween
🔴YONNA X JASON🔴COOKING BIGGEST PIZZA IN THE WORLD🔴BEST CHEF🔴HELP IDK HOW TO STOP COUGHING🔴
05-26-2026 · 8h 09m
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Yeah, bro, I need Marlon back to be honest with you, bro, but Marlon's not back until
same three-fifth yo, shut the fuck up, bro.
I'm not even live, and I kid you not, people are already complaining in the chat.
Like how is that even fucking possible?
Possible.
In the chat, bro, I'm not even five minutes in, and I see people complaining in the chat.
No, I'm about to just say this right here in my stream, bro.
Fuck!
man what's wrong with y'all
no don't baby raise me don't baby raise me because y'all don't want baby raise
I'm not gonna in my stream because I bro I don't let the chat control me
anymore okay I'm my old man I'm a grown-ass man all right and today's don't
be a great fucking stream today okay listen I try to get a petting zoo pool
up at the house okay um but it was very last minute so tomorrow you know with
or without Yana I think she's gonna be collabing with Lazy cuz I know she
wanted to really do the petting zoo I'm having fucking dinosaurs pool up
tomorrow alright but today me and Yana will be cooking the biggest pizza in
the fucking world and I also have her punch me really hard with a fucking
Yeah, boxing boxing but yeah now you gotta make it today. I tried bro. I tried I tried but it was very last minute
But also today John
John
Is no longer here with us man RP John in the fucking chat speak of the fucking devil man
Hey!
Hey!
What's up, bro?
I'm feeling good, dude.
Are you talking today?
Yeah.
I'm talking about five dollars an hour. Let's do it, bro!
Let's do it!
How much?
How much more? How much more?
How much more? How much more?
So here's the thing, like, me?
I'd be like...
Usually I do like,
80 an hour but for you I've got you like 67 67 hour
12 hours in a day
67 times 12 that's 800 bucks 67 an hour. Yeah, bro. How much for you though? Just how much?
Do doctors make in an hour?
I mean this is kind of equivalent to like being a doctor. I don't know doctor makes double that. So yeah
Um, um, how much, how much do doctors, how much do engineers make in an hour usually?
So you're better make what an engineer makes in an hour.
I mean, like, I'm an engineer in a camera so it's kind of the same thing, you know.
It might even be a little bit harder.
All right, yeah, okay.
Hey.
You know what I mean?
Whenever I need you on my Twitter name, just let me know if you need me and yeah, bro,
so you're not gonna fight second?
Bro, like, the event I'm going to, like, I don't know, bro, because, bro, recently
I've been prioritizing like film shit and this event that it's like six
So you're scared of fucking second. No, I'm not scared. I'm scared. That's why I'm here. I beat you
You beat me. I beat Arkin. I beat Sati. Do it like bro. Look at me
Does it look like I'm pussy? Hell no nigga. Hell no. Ducking second. That's crazy
I guess I'm ducking second, bro.
I guess I'm ducking second.
Alright, alright.
Alright, yeah, there's things that's right there, man. Just let me know.
Just let me know anything.
Red Bull or anything? Or water?
Or coffee? I'll make you coffee.
Alright, got it, water.
Thanks for having me, man.
Yeah, alright, get ready to cock in, man.
We got a big day today.
Big day of fucking ballast.
Alright, alright.
W rush error, what are you talking about?
You created this?
How many vacations are they going to go on bro?
Yo Kevin, David, Fav, get dead!
Bro, are you kidding me, man?
Fuckin' fifth vacation!
These tiktoks occasionally just pop off again.
I wonder if they know... oh yeah, that's me.
Imagine his drafts?
Dude, I had crazy drafts.
I'm not a lightweight, Chesh.
We look at my drafts.
Oh
Nah, bro, I ain't no lie. Oh, no wait now. They're all deleted. What?
No
Why why did I like reinstall tick-tock and they got deleted bro?
Cap bro, how's that cap?
This is my fucking this is my this is my look for this draft
This is my furthest draft, man.
All right, my furthest draft.
My furthest draft, man.
Oh, what about my logistic new account?
New iPhone, aww, yeah, my furthest draft.
Other account, bro.
I don't know, I got my other account,
I got five drafts, bro, and it's very mollish.
It's very fucking mollish.
Your lips dry?
Thank you for the heads up, man.
So the private videos?
These guys wanna fucking,
y'all wanna see my private videos?
I
Put back, you know, bro, how about we get a fucking job buddy? How about you get a fucking job?
Fucking private videos
Holy fucking shit
This is actually a fake reaction. I'm not even trolling. I remember this. I remember this.
Oh my god. So I wasn't recording myself, but the clip I thought it was so good. So I recorded
a fake reaction over the fucking gameplay so look look this is me doing my
focus face and then that's me holy shit holy shit oh my god you could literally
tell to and it went straight to the
private is so wow what did I just go
into you're a loser I was fucking
working
boom how's that maybe a loser thoughts on
this wow classic bear classic those
were the days first time chatter says
those were the days yo bro first time
I'm chattered.
Doc, you were not there.
Male?
What the fuck?
Hey!
Hey!
No!
No, son!
Son!
What is this?
We're going to Europe to go do
fucking bubble bath massages?
No, I'm just kidding this is hard. How do I get there? I want one. Oh my god. At least
he look good bro to be this fucking masseuse man to be this masseuse holy shit
oh my god huge male oh my god we're getting a lot of mail today matter
Yo tell Jason to let me sing the National Anthem.
I bet, hey, let's go!
I'm there, we dare, we dare!
I'm gonna ask her today, remind me to ask her when she pulls up.
Is Santi him, more male?
I
Go
So she said that and he instantly went and looked at his chat or like he instantly went
into his chat reading phase and JNF is always somehow in the back of all of these clips
bro like genuinely dude what the fuck how man
I
Go for it. It's good for something man. You're whatever bro. Hey. Oh my god, bro. Jdo. Yeah
I don't want to watch this I'm actually uncomfortable watching myself
like half naked I'm not gonna lie I don't know how it doesn't make y'all
uncomfortable either yo chat any more male or no toast male I see
bro how did your how did your head progressively get longer
More male?
Bro, bro, bro, bro, not right now, man.
I did hear, actually, Lacey said that Greg Heffley, actor, is pulling today and apparently he's a guitarist and Lacey wanted me to show him my guitar skills.
So, yeah, bro, we got that little 30 minute bottle-ish whenever he pulls up, bro.
So, yeah.
up there so yeah bag bag bag bag bag
male more male
it's not male for me bro bro this is we've seen this already man you know it's
She's an unfortunate match. Unforgettable.
Did she fry in me?
Surprise of my asses for her birthday.
Meh.
Meh.
I cannot believe I almost got ghastly and manipulated
into giving Lou
a fucking $5,000 for her birthday.
And somehow almost got gas lit into thinking $3,000 for her birthday was a shitty gift
Holy shit
She day thought you're a troll in the entire time, I know
It is for you by the way, whatever
Um, but yeah, hey shout out to Lou man. She's actually clocking in today
And she's gonna be you know when I need help with the pizza because bro me and y'all don't know how to fucking cook
I'm actually just young know the cook. I don't fucking know
You already know Lou's gonna be there to help
W fucking Lou
Big mail burger
No
No, you're not like
Yo toast bro, it's time to clock in real quick, bro
I'm about to go see burger
I'm about to go see burger
All ready well, I just want to do a quick cut some right now. I want to test toasts iron rail
Yo, let's get on the backpack skills right here. You want some bullshit today? No the fuck I'm not yeah
I'm tired of this bad. Let's bullshit. Okay. We making content all fucking day today mad content
mad content
Come on, where's your sense of fucking urgency, but I'm gonna scream in your ear with this fucking great green step
Mille or male?
These are my grandma's ashes. She got rid of it by chance.
Sure. You far, Johnny, I know John is moving into his apartment today.
I'm gonna get nothing from this and I will at least smash some wood.
I
Yeah, don't use for that guy bro. I don't like bro. I don't like
Do you know how to it's not on auto it's not on auto you know that right what was not auto the cameras not on auto
So like no, it's just it's just an aperture. That's not auto. I have to do it manually. Okay
Okay, you know how to operate that right? Yeah, I
Don't gotta do too much. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know what I was doing. You like the substitute teacher, bro
Yeah, they call me the community cameraman
Okay, okay
Okay
This big ass fucking oh, yeah, welcome to the courthouse. It's your first time here, huh?
You're really a mercenary
Yeah, I don't know. I just stopped saying in the chat
Sounds cool. So I'll take you welcome to the courthouse, bro. You know, that's a depth room right there
We're gonna head into the bathroom because burgers here.
You know, I gotta get burger custody.
Burger!
Burger!
Sit.
Burger!
What's up dude?
Where's Burger?
Uh, holy shi-
Yo, maybe shut the door?
Relax.
Yo, camera man, don't talk, bro.
I'm talking right now.
Fuck you.
Oh my god, Burger.
Now I'll switch my shit.
Oh my god.
Careful, he's very scared of Asian people.
No, he's not.
Well, he's racist.
Oh my god, careful dude, he's a delicate animal.
Lurker?
Yeah.
Why is he like pushing me away?
Because he's scared of Asian people.
I just told you, do you see the pimple on my nose?
Oh yeah, I know.
I know.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
It's okay.
Yo, dude, you're scaring me.
I told you, you fucking told you.
You scared of Asian people.
You don't listen.
I'm screwed.
What the fuck is Lurker?
She's not usually just fucking like scaring me.
I just told you he's scared of Asian people. He's seen me before I've been here
No, no, no, stop don't scare him. You're scaring me. He's new to this location
Barger he's not a toy bro. He's an animal
Wait, how did your cameraman go from Chinese to black?
What happened he took the he took the black potion. Oh
Oh, the black person. Yeah, he took the black. Where's your camera, man?
John's moving in. So to where he's got a new apartment. Oh
So something you can take it down. I don't give a fuck. Time to come back. Oh
And you have COVID you gave me this bro. I'm not cove. I gave you go though. You did
No, you gave me this cough congestion, man. All right, bro. I'm gonna go back to work. Okay. Can I play the burger?
No, I just have to get out bro. No, okay. What would you scare me?
What are you doing today, okay this is...
What am I doing today?
Bollish.
What?
Uh, meaning I'm not going to cook the biggest pizza in the world.
Oh, okay.
That's so fucking crazy.
I'm building the biggest pizza in the world with Yana today.
That ass?
Yeah, bro.
I've been setting it up for like months.
Wait, bro.
That ass doing it.
Maybe you're over to it.
But can I eat?
Yes, you can eat, bro.
okay actually okay and you got to play the guitar for her
you gotta watch us oh we get that clip you don't know babe
we gotta get the fuck out now
alright get out
no Greg Hethle's coming?
who?
Greg Hethle
Greg Hethle, man
now you're gonna be key
Captain Underpants?
no, well, Greg Hethle
now you're gonna be the little key
wait, the, the, the, the, the
mean brother?
the one with the little hair sticking up.
The fucking child's coming here?
Is he grown or is he like?
He's obviously grown now, it's been like 20 years.
I mean, he's what the fuck?
I mean, you want the actor, no?
Like, what do you play the actor?
Well, I mean, Dan, he's grown now,
it's how it works, like he doesn't just stay as a child.
I mean, I'm not trying to be weird,
but like, I feel like it's cool.
It's like, you know, the original, no?
I can tell you that it is the original.
It is the original, right?
It's the original.
Yeah, but technically he's grown now,
he doesn't play the character.
Yeah, it's not the same.
That's what I'm saying.
Imagine having Prime chasing the ween, it's like, but we were stuck with you like I miss when you Riz
Cameraman no, that's John
Yeah, what happened to John I am John
John
John
You fired up no no what happens?
So that's John yeah, so John
You'll fucking fit me it's cool bro. It's just like
You know to me
It's different for sure who am I who am I guess?
You're Rowley. Yep. Yep. Good guess. Good guess. I'm Rowley. Good guess, dude. I'm Rowley. I got good news for you.
What? So, Zach told me that when he pulls up, he said that he is a musician actually and he plays a guitar.
And I told him that you play the guitar and that I can sing.
Yes! So, Drew said you needed handcuffs? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have handcuffs with their Game Warden. Game Warden handcuffs.
I can give you a pair, but they're more and they have like they're fluffy on the red fluffy
So I can get you a pair and they're not going to cause like in your room
faucet yeah bedroom are you dead as and for some reason on the left one the
little cusp of the edges a little like like crusty on the fluff but I have
I have handcuffs for you.
If you really want some.
You know I got like stream ones.
Why would I have stream handcuffs?
You've done like handcuff challenges before.
A while ago.
I didn't see the game going as well.
I'm not showing you my Game Ward ones.
Well I need them.
I'm not giving you my Game Ward handcuffs.
You just offered them.
I'm not actually offering them.
I'm not actually giving you my Game Ward handcuffs.
I just know you got a drawer full of freaky shit.
I know.
I have handcuffs and a butt plug for me.
That's it.
What? What? What? What do you do with it?
Me and John are making the biggest pizza in the world.
Oh my god, for real? Yeah.
Like how big? Like the biggest.
Like the biggest counter?
Like it'll like...
Yeah, you do realize how big the biggest pizza in the world is currently, right?
What?
It's like huge.
Well, yeah, we're gonna beat that fucking record.
Isn't it this one?
One of the biggest pizza.
Yeah.
And guess what we're gonna do?
We're gonna fucking smash that record.
So you're gonna be the air-wrapped pizza?
Yes. We're gonna smash that fucking record.
Dude, if I'm not gonna lie, if you make a pizza that big, I will jump in it.
No.
Why?
Because you're gonna ruin it.
No, but I'm jumping in eating.
Dude.
Can I have a bite when you want to finish?
Yeah
Of course you're searching about pizza. Yeah, cuz I fucking like pizza
What do you do with today? Oh, I'm doing a childhood snack muckbang
Holy throwbacks man. So now I always find a way to incorporate food into my streams
I don't know how it is to be on this somehow
Well, so let me know if you need anything man. Okay. Yeah, let me know when he's here so I can pull it
You're gonna have one kid from the bridge
So I can do the house work for myself
Where am I? That's not weird. Oh, I gotta get my dad
How'd that fuck is he on?
How'd that?
How'd that?
Holy fucking shit!
So hot?
A little, I'm not allowed to.
Actually?
It's really cold at night.
Oh shit John yeah
What's good Doug yeah
I mean I just wanted to get a quick pussie because I was already ira is gonna go back
this time working out but what's the boss today um bro I was I was making a
world's largest pizza, we're gonna break the record today. It's gonna be fucking legendary.
That's what you're doing today? Yeah. And also I got a 30 minute segment planned. We
can break heavily very soon. Me playing the guitar over there. Very soon, very soon, very soon.
You're trying to do one more later? One more, bro. Bro, I got 10 more in me.
Tonight? No matter.
It's verse, versus no KC, so. Should we put in a slit? Bro, I'm putting in whatever you
Whatever you put it do we put in some shit right now because the games at five
Games at five. You want to watch part of it?
Well, I'm down last last half the second half right. Oh
You far today. I did how'd it go?
Tired in
We know it's fun yesterday. Was it was it good? It was good, bro. It's good
I actually had a good little dodge for us like
Your fight is in three weeks two weeks bro two weeks I'm judging chat on June 6
Jason fucking epic boxing Asian Jeff right you know what my walkouts are
sending what I guess I'm not like can we migrate a few steps this way so I can
also just see the chat right there I think you should walk out to Nova
steals. Oh Loki you kind of might be developing a CTE. Oh yeah for sure.
In the red corner.
I mean it's not really like a hype like but it's like Vietnamese stuff yeah yeah
yeah I mean it's kind of it's kind of like gig Asian vibes for sure
Vietnamese right that's what I said you know what's that got to do with Vietnam
It's the Vietnamese flag. Oh, I'm blind. Yeah, I
Thought you were gonna come out to some like like music like you're about to beat someone to fuck up
You're gonna be on some calm. I'll be on some muck shit, bro. Okay. Yeah, and you're just gonna walk out. Oh, you should
Walk out like how you did a WWE
Just spawn in instead of walking out the main entrance. Just fucking spot
I remember his walkout for W.W.B.
Yes, this is the back.
Same eye gap.
It wasn't here, man.
How was this?
You might have been here.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, let me see.
I was in the crowd.
Wait, production, can you pull up Jason's thing, W.W.B. to walk out?
Nice answer, bro.
I did it.
Oh, no!
Well, it's a mistake.
Don't get fucked up, do it!
Oh
Fuck
That was tough.
Let me get one of those.
You wanna see the closet tour?
I was doing the closet tour a second.
Holy bollocks.
I'm gonna go through all my shit right now, bro.
With a little bit more...
I bet.
I have mad shit too.
It's redacted.
Oh, shit.
Not mad redacted shit.
like bro I have shit that I'm never wear look oh oh oh oh you live you live
bro yeah look at the fuck oh cuz cogea's we're loose bro you're trying to
go to anime I suppose here yeah yeah I got I got me to give you tickets you
slide I'm here bros check July July I found my
to you got a lot of you got a frame that shit man you got a break yeah yeah
it's not there was other things that happened that night that's the only
Memorable thing that happened
Yeah, I'm trying to organize my shit because people someone said a dap has his big ass closet just to wear
White beaters every day. I mean, bro. That's the thing though
When you when you pop out on a stream, you don't want to wear your toughest shit because then people know your toughest shit
I mean your toughest outfits is what you wear off. You keep them tough for the off frame shit
I wear bullshit on string then I pop out on some crazy shit off streams like oh shit like oh damn
I'm really got it. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, maybe learn a few days
What do you think of the selection down here fucking with any of these pieces or not?
Well, you got some heat little fireman jacket for the guys
They need you a couple days ago. Oh, this is a ftp. FD job. He's got that
I feel like what your sponsors in your witty sponsors like I'm like
I like this like after care of the moms and it's way big it's like oversize them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean
that's not
All right
Look at this shit like what am I gonna do with this bread? This is actually sick, but is that
What
Looks like a touch is straight out like children. I thought let's say the
What brand is this? I'm pretty sure it's some tough shit on the low but I'm not
knowing. It's not really a bad look. I look you just wear the same two colors.
This is Lopie. Holy shit. I'm thinking of Lopie. We never got her.
Me getting her dap to the pile right here. You actually got some tough shit in here.
Yeah, so many clothes oh this is fire
This is actually tough. It's an old-school like
Like Denim oh, baby look you got archives, bro. Oh your guy. Oh, so hey man. It's my guy. Yeah. Oh
also
Wow two for one
ho
They fucking you PS, man, it's got your name on it where?
right now here so this is not to me this is this is ever big oh okay right
close oh there's the satoshi Jackie fuck yeah bro I just like sinking
your clothes like wow this leaves don't even you are to a little ass kid I thought
I lost his jacket thank god now this is kind of calm you don't really fit in it
though bro I might have some she doesn't seem I might have some other little
bullshit for you I mean I saw the tiktok live I haven't seen it but I'm
watching it off tiktok what you're talking
obsession what about it you want to stop you want to see it should we go
watch it I'm down later later what do you think about this you want this
this is some tough shit I'm sure it's a capital yeah it's a good capital yeah
I'm not this is not a good capital, bro. You bought a fucking newspaper. Wait, can I wear that for today or no?
That's what I was just offering but now it's revoked because you were tripping
Oh, hold on. I'm gonna give you some bullshit that I might have something for you in here
Where oh that took you put that in the redacted pile
How's this redacted? It's Vegas.
Do you want to go to the bonnet or shit?
Oh shit, I can't have her.
It's kind of tough.
It's kind of hard. It's some summer vibe.
Bro, you don't wear any. Bro, let me get the pieces you don't wear.
That's what I'm saying. I gotta organize my shit so I can start wearing it.
Redacted.
Uh, how did you do your jacket?
It should remind me of the bra long days where I'm like, you know, a P.O.
Except, it's like actual fucking clothes.
It's all shades
Poe that's literally me who knows what's really this is fun
Fuck yeah
What's this does this that D&G sure you got those maybe
Well, you were when you were going to design a stores and just mind bullshit, but I'm gonna be honest for real
I first moved here
Like LL a I would do more than yeah
Yeah, I just would go to a bit very soon.
But this is probably like, six to seven hundred bucks.
What, the shades?
No, this.
Yeah.
But it's like, you wear it on the boat, or like some beach vibes.
Fuck.
I don't know if you could pull that off.
Uh, oh my god.
Redacted.
Redacted.
These are tough, though.
Not a lot.
Yeah, those are just...
Fuck.
I'm gonna go around.
Xbox 360?
It's face like a lasso and sixteen sixty where we collab with everybody
The craziest one is Disney Disney OTF
Like where's up here? Come on. I don't think you guys got to be the only little ever club with Disney and
There's no this closet is massive
See I got the seat Nash got milk
The green goblin last
Uh, some bottle cap, water bottle, the Obito mask, and then, uh...
Bro, you do not know.
This should be messy.
Oh, is that an Alice headband?
Fuck.
Hold on.
All right. That don't really work on me.
Um, can I get it?
Yeah.
Oh, this should be a good amount of redacted merch in here.
Redacted?
Kind of hard.
Disney Gucci?
I mean, it's kind of hard
This fit no, ma
Okay, wait redacted
redacted
Are you getting rid of all your redacted shit? No. No, I'm just gonna put it somewhere in a redacted. Yeah, I make a redacted file
Yeah, man, uh, we're cool on the name. Oh, I look like a fucking dipshit
I'm trying to think what is how else can you my dad owns fucking Microsoft?
I
Where you got to throw some other shit on with this
Some shoes or some pants. Yeah, put me on I got straight like desire, but the straight
Murder bottle oh wait like tight-ass amiris Jesus
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
Wait, you want a mirror or not?
Let me get some denim for sure.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Wait, what the fuck?
It's a bullshit, bro.
Oh my god.
Okay, those are some skinny Amiri jeans.
Throw those on.
This is holy shit.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, it's a myriadana for sure.
Yo bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Is he gonna naked?
Yeah, this guy went in front of me.
These are these.
Oh, these are fine.
Those are hard.
I gotta keep these.
I can wear these in summer.
I think that's...
That's why you wanna say I'm wearing a cabinet.
Holy fuck here he goes. Holy shit. What do you need us? Okay design
We like you need like uh like ski goggles on the side of your head. Yeah, he needs to be gone
I'm gonna have a side-by-side test.
Holy!
Put it on.
You don't have any designers,
can you go over and fill in some shit?
Oh, no.
Yeah, my dad owns fucking Microsoft.
I could buy you.
You need like a loud designer t-shirt too,
and you're on the phone.
I could fucking buy you and your whole family.
Family, right?
No, not you.
You want a pair of size 12 off-wights?
Fuck yeah.
All right, come right this way, actually.
I'm not gonna put it in.
Jason, some shit, hold on.
Here you go, right here.
Off my head for ya.
Those are like.
No, no, no, these are.
Those are like.
Dude, I used to want these going on and on and on.
Bro, that's like a dream shit.
Yeah.
I mean, I saw those in the club, and he was like, what?
Fuck.
Hold on.
Dang it.
You got a black shirt or a white shirt?
You gotta get a random color.
Bitch.
Can't be black or white.
I don't wanna rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin with a double wrist.
Hey.
Hey.
We win.
I don't wanna rollin, rollin, rollin with a double wrist.
Why don't we rollin?
Hey.
Holy fuck.
I don't wanna.
Holy fuck!
I know what I-
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, bitch!
Mop!
Mop!
Mop!
Come on, man, react now!
Holy fuck!
You just don't play that time machine.
You're almost there.
Let me see.
Redacted.
Redacted.
Redacted.
Redacted.
Redacted.
Oh!
Hold on.
Twan.
Wait.
What the heck?
Redacted.
Redacted.
it Disney well phase NFL got any box logos or not oh so yeah hold on put
that in a redacted palm deck five box logo honestly holy fuck I'm so bad we
are so bad
You got any off-white belts?
A dad?
You got any off-white belts that like, hang?
The one that you wrap around your leg?
No, I don't.
Shit, I don't.
No, that was tough.
That was like, tough as fuck.
What the fuck?
Where's...
Hold on, I gotta supreme the dad with a box of the fruit somewhere.
Redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, social, face optic, bitch what, bitch what, bitch DAWB!
Holy shit bro, you hear that box clip?
Hold up, you put this in the redacted box?
Got you, bro.
I know your box, like, your box looks like somewhere in here, bro.
I'm lit. I'm so lit right now. Hey, I'm so lit right now. Hit the hit the car. Hey
What's up?
This is from my pink place here. Off my hair. I'm so into beauties.
Is that you and who that?
It's me and Roman here.
Oh, shit.
Yo, remember Roman? Let's hold on. I'm gonna get a box logo for you, bro, and
then you're gonna, like, look who you fit in.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hit the car!
Hit the car!
It's black with bedazzled box, though.
Oh, uniflows, that's fine.
You got V-Lone or no?
Oh, that's cool too.
Hold on, that's nice.
These are nice.
Wait, I'll keep these.
Let me know if you got V-Lone, man.
Oh, V-Lone, I might.
Oh, okay, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Let me think.
I just gotta, wait, this is kind of cool.
Okay, I'm getting into some pieces.
I'm keeping these.
Oh, this bed shirt, that's fine.
That's tough.
Ooh, that's hard.
but there's actually like something good.
You can't put that on.
There it is, bang up!
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
That's from the, oh my fucking god!
Where I was like this, with my tongue out?
Yeah.
Oh my fucking god.
They don't fuck that one.
Hold on.
Oh wait, Jason, you want the studded boots?
Bro, give me that.
Put it on the lintse though.
No, no.
Yeah, I want it.
No, give me that.
No, put me in the water.
He's actually, yeah, I think those boots are good.
He's actually wearing a Klai-17 like that.
I'm so lit right now!
I'm so lit right now!
Bro, you got like the Balenciaga sock shoes or no?
You know what I'm talking about?
Ooh, I did!
That's good pulls right there.
I think I tossed them.
No.
Not.
Bro.
He's rice gum if you ever had.
Bro, rice gum is a good hat swag though.
Bro, rice gum, this is rice gum swag!
What are we doing, guys? Is this complete shit? Are there any additions?
Any off-white notes?
No, I don't.
Oh, I should have got Baltic.
Bang, yeah, here we go.
Bitch.
Hey! Hey!
Hold on, I gotta...
Hey!
Yeah!
You need to listen to maybe this.
Tell me why I'm feeling
You're gonna be alive
Hey, hey
He's actually just like looking in the mirror, you know.
Look!
I feel like for the jacket, you gotta do some bullshit.
What type of bullshit you got?
Okay, let me...
Mom, play around the jacket, maybe.
Maybe maybe we walk the door share out for the Monclef Monclef
Or this right I
Feel like yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, holy shit Moncler buffer right chat
W fuckin stylish man real face
Oh
2017
Hello mama, would you like to be my son sir?
Hey
That's the best video.
Who was that blazing there?
Holy fuck, I forgot about blazing there.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
It's the folks.
He was hitting them folks right there.
Oh, man.
My person buddy!
My person buddy!
Hey! Hey!
Hold on.
What's a good 2017 song? Let me think.
Good morning, what was I really listening to?
I mean.
Hey, hey, yeah.
I used to dead ass practice.
Fuckin' my dick shit, yeah.
Come on, yeah, here we come.
Come on.
I just wanna know if I'm gonna do it
or do it, yeah, I'm gonna do it, yeah.
I'm gonna do it, yeah, I'm gonna do it, yeah.
I didn't want some ice on you so I would get a drink.
I never get drunk and I ain't got any drinks with you.
And then I didn't want no-one.
I'd only wear a dab of water, I'd only wear any clothes.
And then I just threw out all my pants.
I didn't want some ice on my wrists so I'd get better.
When I did his, I would get mad and put you in a tray.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I never wanted to.
I never wanted to.
I never wanted to.
I never wanted to.
I never wanted to.
I never wanted to.
Come with us, no matter what the eyes all on me
Now you're chicken on me, now you're chicken on me
My road lead don't taste bad, you just blow it up
Keep staring at it, or you might go blind
I'll be what they claim
Yeah
I
You feel me, I feel you feel me
And my soul won't want me
I said I can't believe that I'm a person
She's what I'm living
We made it beauty
And I said I'm building
Oh fuck
That felt like you just made it
That was like a full blow
Oh shit
You good?
I wonder if someone clicked on the stream
Like randomly
What they would do
Yeah, you actually knew the song, too.
By what?
Bro.
You all right?
I just did that after I started shooting the mirror.
Really?
Yeah, I needed to do that.
I can't hit it ever.
I need fillers.
Wait, did you do that one?
Oh, shoot.
Wait, wait, wait.
We'll go like that.
What song?
What song was it?
Shoot.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I could do that.
That's it.
That's a year ahead, but yeah, it was this one right here we go like it was like this or like this
I get raised at bar side and I spit it with a cock
We up on the other side, nigga's acting like you're tired
I've been gross since late July, nigga's acting like I died
Damn him
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yo, I actually took a sip of water and I spit it out you your daddy's son
So you're rocking this fit for today. Yeah, thank you, bro. Yeah, what do we think any adjustments?
Those are good shoes you take or should you throw it off whites?
Right off white he's got some high-speed shit. Yeah
Oh my god, show you
Oh my god!
That's real fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit, a Mary Supreme
Off-White
Yeah
Hold on
Skinny jeans on and you know I had nappy, ay
Ay
Do y'all know this song?
Do y'all know this song?
Hold on
What do y'all know about this?
Wait, what's that jacket?
You're going to need, you might need something on it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Ready to go?
Yeah, get it, get it.
Yeah, get it.
Let's go!
Let's bring this one instead of me alone!
Let's run away from what I've been doing so long!
And I'm a real-life rascal and I really wanna let go!
Let's get that shit out of here!
Yo, even here!
Before you had to beat this, man!
Holy fuck!
Wow, this is uh...
It's got a...
Top five, thank you!
I'm trying to think, but I know I have some email for you, so...
Just keep getting warm, bruh!
This is legendary shit.
Yeah.
I'm trying to look, bro.
I think honestly, I think this is pretty good.
I think we did good.
I just don't have it.
Like, that's what it needs.
If you had the off-white belly, you would be at 10th place.
Bro, I'm at like 70% accuracy right now.
I'm almost at a hundred, bro.
I'm pretty sick of that.
You got like a bright, bright red colored backpack
or something?
I found my alma mater shirt.
Or from one of my alma mater's.
I'm just a dude's man.
I never told you I went to medical school for a little bit.
The fuck?
Yeah.
That's what I heard.
Yeah, I swear I went to learn astrophysics.
But that's where I learned, uh.
Got a Gucci backpack or something?
No, I don't have actually any backpacks.
This is for the Blancy Bag I have.
You need back bling or attachments?
You got any bright colored backpacks?
No.
Or like a satchel or some shit?
These are my bright colored shit right here.
Oh my gosh.
Anything coming in?
Baltic, SPO, Ultra, Ultra,
SPO.
Nah, nah, nah, this is your box luggage.
I feel like it.
All right, we can do this.
Oh I got more pants here.
The fuck?
Oh, oh shit.
Wait a second, this is so, this is so.
There's no way.
No, no, I think I go to Miri's.
No, no, you gotta keep doing Miri's.
Holy fuck, what do I have in here?
Green pants?
These capitol, these are, these are kind of cool.
Right?
Nah, these are actually cool.
I never wear this shit though.
What am I supposed to do with it?
Bro, they're really nice capitol, but it's cool.
Naruto Puffer, you got the vintage Ludo on right now,
chat.
I'm actually by broken fucking sweat, man.
Oh, shit.
Bro, you were getting that shit for a minute though.
Not a lot.
Bro, when you hit them folks,
you gotta hit them folks, bro.
You gotta hit them, bro.
You got a dead ass here to focus on until you carry no money, bro.
And you got a dab until you literally can't see him.
You got a dab until you literally get lightheaded.
This is 2017, Luke, as well.
You even got Mexico?
What's that Italy, fuck?
This is Siberia, I believe.
Or somewhere.
Oh, you see what I did?
I threw Ren Goku on a V-Box.
You fucked with that one.
I thought that was the collab, you know?
You guys constantly collab?
No, I think I got shoes in here, but I've never worn them.
I'm sure they have more stuff back there.
Holy shit, I got the LV green trainers. Whoa more loot. Oh fuck. That's some good
OVO dream chasers phase Naruto that's redacted. Oh Satoshi. That's a cool shirt
They for putting in my fit, bro. Yeah, I got you. So you're gonna cook Rihanna in 2017. Yeah game warren
Yeah, you're gonna make pizza. Yeah, I'm gonna show the guys
Yeah, I got you.
I'll get you.
You want his back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I got you back.
You got it.
Thank you, Brad.
How are you, bro?
Yeah, you good?
Can I get the Montclair there, or is this just cool?
Yeah, put it on the Montclair.
I'll wear it.
Fuck you.
Put it on the Montclair.
I'm going to fuck you up, bro.
I got a fuck with you in the Montclair.
Montclair or no Montclair?
I'm not allowed.
This flag.
This is hard?
Yeah.
It's hard.
It goes with the shoes, so.
Sandwich fade.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's crazy.
Are you gonna be as hard as me?
I said that.
No, I probably said that way.
It's your hardest part.
All right, bro.
All right, bro. Are you good?
I'm a little bit.
It's hard as fuck outside.
I'm a little bit.
You're swag though, bro.
You're gonna have to make it swag with ice cream.
You got a root beer outside?
You see it, kid? You want it.
Alright.
There you go.
Brother, these...
I'll go there right now.
You still my whole fucking toilet, man?
Yeah.
I'm a motherfucker.
Oh, shit, don't you shut my door, bro?
You don't fucking listen to me, toastie.
Select.
Shit, fuck you.
So, wow.
Okay, so can you break down the outfit for us?
Bitch, what?
Bitch.
Bitch.
Okay, can you break this down for me?
All right, so we got them on please you on top right here supreme box log logo bedazzled bedazzled
You see the bedazzled. You know I hit on those back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, sir Marski collapse work
I got these I got these resale. Okay. I resold this. I remember I bought he's relevant
Yeah, a memory denim, you know, if it's not stuck to your fucking knees
It's not really jeans. Well off white
Converse stop playing with me. Yeah
Yeah, okay.
What's on your head?
Oh, the goggles?
I didn't even know they were there.
Why?
Why is the plane?
I'm doing a Canadian accent.
What?
What's under that?
Under where?
Under.
Hit the corner.
Hit the corner.
Hit the corner.
I'm saying it hurts you.
Pain is fucking fashion.
What am I fucking, wow, go on.
What am I fucking, wow?
So why do you have this on? Where are you going?
Oh, I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
There you go, man.
Let's see here.
What do you got?
What do you got?
Let me see if you really fucking got it though.
You got it?
What?
Like, you got it or not?
Hey, man, you got it!
You made me do it in that store.
Like, you fucking got it or not?
Hey, there's a little rich of us.
You think there was too much of us?
We can't talk, we don't want to be in trouble.
Yeah.
Come on, guys, just call us.
You got it, bruh!
You got extra outfits in there?
Float yeah, yeah, I get a fit about he got like a hundred in it. It's game one, bro. Game game one
Smells like him. Wow
Wait, it's me
Let me know you bro. That's not like a cartoon for game more lesbian era. Did she game one, bro?
That's very nice. Yeah, okay. Shut we go pick out a fit
Oh, come on, bro.
Let me see.
Oh, well, sir.
Shoes you want to.
Yo, Liz, can you bring a camera too?
We got to rolly-rolly-rolly with a dab of black bar ash later.
Okay, yeah.
That's easy.
Harder, I'll be back, bro.
Fuck, it's hot.
I know what to do.
That's what everybody used to do back in the day.
I don't know.
It's a hard outfit.
It's as hard as shit, bro.
It's as hard as shit, bro.
Like bro, that's taking every girl back in 2016 every fucking girl. Yo, bro. I heard we're giving out outfits
You wear
I'm staying for an auto
gonna like find my own way and so he goes in this like no other so it's great
I'm like so like my brain is up I can even speed right now
I'm like if I say the wrong thing right now
I'm screwed it's all the time your brains must be
right oh my gosh yeah this is Ron and Jason what's up guys hey
Hey, Zach, what's up, dude?
Hey, you look way younger now, dude.
Hey, hey, hey, that's all right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's all right, that's all right.
Nice, right?
What do you think about me?
Gabe Jason, 2017 game one.
I get one, too.
Or 2017 Game One fans?
This is legendary.
Game one, what do you mean game one?
Like, I wore this in 2017.
It was kind of the style back then.
No, it's hard.
Bro, it's hard.
I'm back on it.
I'm not wearing a lot of it.
Wait.
We're also, wait.
Why are you wearing?
You say you want to see the reverse?
You can't throw it in the air.
Yeah, shit don't stop.
I need a fit.
Yeah, this is the dance room.
I'm like in a TV show. Oh my god. Yeah
Matter I want a game word outfit. Okay. What year?
Please can I get
Off-white a mirror year
So we're doing in 2018
Oh my god prime fortnight. Oh my god. What we were there for? Yeah, water or not matter
Oh, holy closet. What the fuck hold on
So I want some shit that'll like take yo bitch in 2016
I'm not gonna line them on crazy little skirt vibe is low-key fire
Yeah, I'm
Okay, talk to me.
I'm Mary Jean. It's right here.
Oh, Mary Denner.
Throw that off, throw that off.
That should not skee enough.
I might not be skee enough.
That should not skee enough?
Not hell enough.
That should not skee enough.
All right.
That should not come with your fucking thighs.
Okay.
Okay.
You got something better than this?
Somebody get him some jeans.
Say something.
Hey, somebody get me some jeans, bruh!
I need some.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
No, no.
Put some fucking pants on.
No, get him some fucking jeans!
Yo, I need something.
Get in the off-white sweatshirt or some shit.
Bro, come on, bro, give me something!
That's all right, I ain't like that's all right.
Throw this off, why not?
Okay, put those on.
What are these?
Off-white!
Woo!
Bro, he's hard enough, like, bro, that's some gene action.
Like, wax denim, lucky.
Bro, like, this isn't... Bro, this shit...
Roll up maybe like five times?
Yeah, I need to find the outfits.
Fuck.
Oh, this isn't like your outfit's tough, bro.
Did the boots all like me?
These are horrors.
No, those are fucking horrors.
Wait, these are actually horrors.
Fuck.
Are these good outfits?
No, bro.
Dad, bro.
Get me like him, bro!
Hold on.
I'm trying to walk in this.
Jesus.
Now you're fucking a big fan.
Hold on.
Wait, so if you're right.
I'm so lit right now.
I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring.
Hey, hey.
Is that a lick?
Is he some new shag?
Holy fag!
Yo, say some new shag.
I just wanted like literally 30 minutes ago.
30 minutes ago.
I don't know if this one is reversing the goggles.
Okay, that's not hard.
Yo, bro, I'm trying to get lit.
I'm trying to find the game you want to start.
Game you want?
Maybe check it out.
Bro come on bro, I want to be...
Like what were you doing in crime 2018?
Like what were you doing, dad?
And what year?
Like 2017, 2018.
2017, I was on YouTube.
Maybe YouTube videos.
Dude, these are kind of fucking hard.
2017.
I just want a nice outfit.
I'm trying to think, bro.
Where's my where's my be low now? Oh my god say on God you'll let me use it
Are you serious? Are you serious? Hold on, have you dead ass?
You're gonna let me use it? Like on God? Yeah, that'll be fucking legendary
Dillon's Dillon decided to clock in. Hey Dillon. Hello Alex, Ronnie, Jason. No.
Toast? Yeah, don't know. The name's Brian.
NG5? Gilbert's real name is like I forget it. I don't want to say that.
Sam yeah, that's all right hold on right now. I'm trying to get lit, bro. Like you think these are hard or no
Not those no
Let's start that up
Fuck
Shit it can't be.
Bro, have you got the Huracans?
Oh yeah, I have my Presto's.
I used to want those, bro.
I used to want those so bad.
They're also the Presto's.
They're also my same thing.
I'm not wearing my no shoes.
Oh my no shoes.
They're not.
Oh no, no.
This is hard.
This is hard.
Yeah, that's tough.
What are you reading?
You throwin' my brails?
Yeah.
Bro, I need some.
I have a lot of reps in them.
You can see they're torn.
I like that.
Ha ha ha!
Die lit!
Die lit!
Are you visiting a teacher?
Fuck!
Oh my god, let me do some too.
Are you sure bro? Is this gonna make me cool?
Dude, fuck.
Are you sure?
He's on a fucking different planet.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
You've got this.
Oh, he's so lit!
He's lit!
Oh my god.
Come here with your feet.
Oh
If you cry, I'll arrange you to have a lie.
Should've stopped with you every hour.
Yeah!
Yeah, come on!
Yeah, I'm not afraid of you.
Yeah, come on!
Push me to the edge.
I'm my friends are dead.
Push me to the edge.
I'm my friends are dead.
Push me to the edge.
I'm my friends are dead.
Push me to the edge.
Damn, that's not right.
It's all right.
You're missing one article.
Don't fuck my phone down.
You got too lit.
I got too lit, I lost my phone.
You're too lit.
Does the drugs kick in?
No.
How do you make these, like, tighter?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
You need the shirt I mean honestly, I'm all fucking Molly right now
No, dad, how do you make this tight? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. He got the box Jason got the box
That's right wrong
I
You know what?
It's new y'all, no?
It's new y'all, no?
It's new too!
Oh
So let right now
Let's talk about it. Let's talk all about it. Talk about Tuesday
Hey, Ron body low-key look good. Thank you, bro
Ron losing
This is your noble oh
Yeah, that's got some ready guys that game or what year game more 2017 fuck brawl
Talks to me nice. Yeah, don't talk to me at all. Yeah, the big charcoal. Oh my god
Hey! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Yo, I need a, I need a big bloody, no not a big one.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm sorry for much of this.
What the fuck?
Anyone else like, feel lit right now?
I want to be first.
Okay, hold on. Production, please lock in. I'm trying to play the song.
I think you guys got it.
If you don't get my bad side today, there's a fucking volcano on my nose.
You gotta lace up, you gotta lace up the press up.
Rice from bitches up, tight.
Off-white, head to toe.
Production, lock it in or you guys are all fired.
I must do it.
I'm so lit.
Hold on, I got you on.
Oh, that's hard, we're not.
Fuck, should we go back to the mall, maybe?
To the outfit?
Classic.
Alright, I think your fit is complete.
Fuck.
That looks over no
What's missing tell me what's missing? You're missing like a Gucci bag you got a Gucci bag one
Fuck
I'm gonna Gucci bag
Yeah
Oh my fucking I swear to God I've seen those games before.
Oh my God.
And then fucking sunny outside?
That's fucking hater blockers.
Oh my fucking God.
I'm still fucking with it.
Say what?
Ha, yeah.
Let's die lit tonight.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Hold on, look at that.
Off-white, head to top.
Bro, he just got off-white, head to top.
Why would you wanna play on me?
Like I don't wanna kid that kid on me
Use the word, kid that bit on me
Killin' my couples won't fade to leave me
Yeah, woo-hoo
Bought it like a humble jack
Sometimes I think too much
When you lie to me
That's not English
I must admit
That you was the best
Fuck the rest
Fuck, I don't say nobody
Hell, fuck the rest
I can't stop, no, no, I don't fuck with a scum
I don't know real, wish I fuck you less
I don't know real, wish I fuck you less
Thought you was real, cause I think you said it wrong
Thought you was real, cause you ain't evading my checks
Thought you was my future, but you're my next
Now a dad's got a side chick, a side chick
There she got my iPhone, roundy, get the side of kick
I don't like the stand up, don't let girl don't ride
Error coming by, calling your heart by
You need to feel it in your body
Rip girl's body, off-white body
No, I don't gotta buy
Feel it on, tell it on
If you thought I was wet, I don't care
In the back, back, boy, you need to try
Now the day's got a sign, check my sign
Check if you had my iPhone
I don't give a sign, keep it up
YOU WATCH IT wieg.
And I got a pattern to chosen A world that you need
Should you repeat my last time with the time
FUCK
I can't believe I got money on my mind
I'm a stack in my face
I'm trying to say still I miss call
I used to know what it is to a deal
Take it, dude
It's just too fucking low
Just too fucking low
We see the shot GLD on the wrist, huh?
Okay, I'll play O.A.
Well, whatever, fuck it
I'll play O.A.
I'll play O.A.
I'm so lit I cut myself. Oh fuck. I'm gonna kill myself.
They put the shades down. That's how it warms me up. Yeah, there you go.
What do you know about this? I'm not gonna frown for you.
Ron, you might know this.
What does that say? Boss. Cut off. White.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I have it.
I don't know.
I've got it.
Somebody's aged.
Some of them did him, but…
Sure.
You know what I mean?
I feel like I'm having a crazy later…
But, where the fuck am I?
I don't know sir.
I don't know.
I've had…
I've had anything to do with it.
There…
Jason has actually lost it.
But, I was hitting them folks hard as hell.
You were actually dead.
Well, I still knew Bill.
I almost passed out hitting a dab like it was fucking lit.
I literally got light-headed hitting a fucking dab.
So I knew he'd get paid for this slide, you understand?
Like, he didn't even play my Rollie Rollie Rollie with a dab of ranch.
No, that was early before he got here.
Well, now I have to roll him with a dab of ranch.
I'm not sure what that is.
Well, this is not a perfect spot.
You know, I had to...
No, no, no, that was later.
The fine time, that was way past...
It was like 20...
Short and 90,000 out of paid fine, China!
No more bro. Yeah, I think that's yeah, I think that's good. I keep the fit off today. It's fucking hot
I'm slimming ass up in this fucking fit. Yeah
Pops and pills. I don't know if you care or not. I was taking your pills
Sergon I noticed
I ain't gonna be I'm late. I'm gonna eat the whole day
Off the shit
This I felt like I was looking in a mirror for a moment. Did you really fucking you live that lifestyle?
Was a youtuber too
So fucking good
Hit the what the way bitch wait bitch wait. Yeah, I gotta play that one shit
I just wanna do all my bills like a
A
Kill now
Be still like a tight seeker
I'm gonna go over there and get my fever
I'm just gonna live and have fucking life
Fucking up the living room
I'm just gonna live and have fucking life
Fuck!
Holy fuck man
Why don't we try to do a day where we just dead ass like
live that lifestyle?
Dude
We should go to the cloud.
Is it still those people there?
I went there last year. It's some whole crazy shit going on over there. I don't know if you want to go
That's what they called it the DILF house when I pulled up last remember all those with Betsy's house
Yeah
Yeah, dog someone came out of the DILF house
He said I'm the
Yeah, I walked upstairs and dad you want to fuck basically I saw a girl live streaming right like this
And she had a stroller with a baby in it and TTS was playing out as a speaker
She has a speaker on one hand. She was pushing the stroller with her body and the selfie stick in the other
She fucking understood how to get the fuck about it
Bro you gotta get with it
Our job, but every day wait every day
Every heavy lift, you can't tell me where you're at
My mom's in there, he's got me in the ring
Yeah, I'm laying down, calling down a bitch, daddy
Dude, I can't believe you left me like that
Who? You gotta be rockin'
Rest in peace, man
You need a lot of bangers
Damn bro
You are unforgettable
Hold on, you got a vocal ring a lot, bro
Got something special here
You wish I put this in your safe?
No, you just do it, man.
Yeah.
Uh.
See this volcano?
Can you not try to get down on cameras?
What happened?
Ian, what happened?
I got punches in the face.
We got to film our YouTube video this week.
MC Ben comes in tonight.
I have a dentist spot.
Oh, MC Ben's coming?
Yeah.
Shout out MC Ben, man.
I'll get my teeth done tomorrow.
What, ass?
You look dumb, dumb?
No dentistry.
Oh, my bro, what?
My fork happens.
So, your fork happens.
Yeah.
How do you know if you didn't go to the dentist yet?
Because the last year, I never got them fixed.
What, are you getting veneers, or?
Last year you never got it. It's like $1,500. I'm not doing that
What about Moon People though?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm feeling myself.
Get out!
Hold on.
Wait for it.
You have a main back.
I got a ball to the right.
I got a ball to the right.
I got a ball to the right.
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
And then you had that one song,
and then you play it backwards,
and it's like,
That's hard.
What about moon people though?
Moon people?
What the fuck are you talking about?
That song, bro.
You had to be around.
I'm going to go mad around, bro.
All right, buddy.
Thank you, man.
You be smooth.
Here's your shirt back.
All right.
Appreciate it.
And the pants I'll give back later.
All right.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Oh, shit.
What's up, dude?
What's up, dude?
18 segment over?
18 segment over?
16.
13, yes.
Over.
You see here? Trust.
Trust. I'm gonna download that fucking...
Hold on a sec.
Let me try to get a...
You can't do it right, man.
You got a guitar, I feel like you're out of it.
So, I might cannot,
most of the time you'll see me naked.
Don't pan down, otherwise you'll leak.
You know what I mean?
We already seen it, so...
No. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
nothing yeah I'm not sure nothing but I'm making you uncomfortable yeah I'm
sure they all got on everything
it's probably the other yeah I was interested though no I'm not you want
to in that like like like them folks were like that's you had the room shaking
Yeah, that's tough man.
That's tough.
Oh, fuck.
So I came out and break down some B blow pills or not?
What pills?
B blow pills and ether?
Um, not.
You sure you don't need to beat B blow pills?
Yeah, I'm sure.
They need guitar plates?
Look at that.
Do I got something to do with that?
If you would have kept going about that room with this smell like onion, I'm not going to want to.
Uh, bless you.
Bless you. Thank you.
Bless you.
Cover your mouth. Have some manners.
Yeah, you're right.
Want me to close the door?
Yeah, thank you.
I got problems with a ladder.
I'm gonna flip the battery real quick.
I might be a little rusty sir.
Read a little speed?
Yeah, let's see.
you
you
you
you
Oh
You want to hear my shit
Thank you, man, I actually really I was telling him like I
I wanted to join in on whatever the heck you were doing and then I realized there were three cameras in my face
And I was like, well, you guys must have so much fun. I was telling him like it's just
Just a lot of fun and silly goofiness and run the house every day
Dude, I'm happy for you guys. That's awesome
And you're making so many people happy too like even though they're just like ragging on you, bro
But like that's the fun of it. You know why what they just said?
Well, he's just saying they're saying he's gonna like eat me and
like, you know, it all came full circle, like, you know, we had some good moments.
60, can you switch to Lacey's interest?
Ready?
Let's see, what are these?
Like to know where you put your fingers?
Yeah, because I'm a beginner.
I bring it pretty quickly.
You don't know baby, when you hold me, kiss me slowly, kiss me slowly, kiss me slowly,
me slowly. It's the sweetest thing and it don't change. If I had it my way, you would
know that you are the coffee that I'd eat in the morning. You look such out in the
rain when it's pouring won't you give yourself to me give me all
you know that one around my hands jason
You missed it bro, I did cry straight up.
In a good way.
Honestly dude, you guys are really growing on me.
He almost got up and left?
No I didn't.
I would watch this.
Wait, you know us all?
Yeah.
He started freestyle singing?
He's actually like.
Thank you. I appreciate that. But yeah, that's that's that's part right? Yeah, I was actually
You're playing what are the chords for that?
But you you you pluck that I like this we're gonna keep it simple
No, no, no.
The rain will just fall.
I don't know the lyrics.
So, you don't sing there.
No, no, no.
Don't dance far.
I just want to see how beautiful you are.
And you know that I see it.
I know you're a star.
When you go, I'll follow, no matter how far.
If life is a movie, then you're the best part.
I don't know the lyrics, but the progress
is really good for three days.
I was watching, it's tough.
For those of you that have or haven't played guitar,
it takes years really just to build the calluses
and you can share it with the two and grow up.
Yeah, it's like a prodigy.
You're a prodigy.
You're on your way, bro.
Oh, my what?
I mean, I also like not that I am the person that
gives you the prodigy title, but.
No, I mean, I think you are, bro.
It's good.
No, I definitely not.
Wait, you know what?
Let me show you.
That's a great song, too.
That's hard.
Yeah, I feel like acting.
The thing about like starting like doing actual live
concerts a bit, because he's going to start doing
the guitar.
I'm going to get vocal lessons.
Sorry.
How was that?
What was what?
You say it's a playwright's pipe?
You said playwright's pipe.
So he's got a voice for it.
You know you actually like you forget singing voice underneath underneath like a little bit of the conflict you do have a good
Yeah
That's good if people love gestures
But what you gonna play that one what are the core I need to know the core
I think it's A minor, right?
A minor, G.
And you play this, like, twice.
I don't know the lyrics.
That's right around Louis.
The pre-froze and slowly come to the stage.
All my friends are telling me.
The magicians seem to have been telling me.
Oh!
I don't understand.
We should actually write like a...
Hey, hey, they seem to be singing about the moon.
Just over here in the room, someone's tapping and singing lyrics.
Oh, what?
I'll tap in and sing some lyrics.
Me and Jason brought a nice pic, I don't know why I had such a small dick.
Ooh.
You know what the goal should be?
When you guys have a show or I have a show, like not this next one, I have a show next week in LA,
but in a couple of months, you all practiced it.
like it would be really cool to play that for like a crowd of like 500 people.
That'd be hard, yeah.
No, no, no, but like, no, but like I'm saying like, if you make it a gold, like genuinely...
Wait, that's like the best part.
If you made it a gold?
I'm down to put the best part.
Are you mean right now?
No, no, no, I think I'm down to do that.
Like, is that open it?
As an oak, sure. I mean, I think, I think if you guys said a gold, like,
we want to lock in on this song at this date,
whether you have your own show or something.
Yeah, actually.
But no, it's good. Like, a deadline is good.
Like, you know, like, whether you're creative,
I feel like the biggest weakness is like it's easy to get lazy and be like I'll just practice a little bit
But if you're like
I have to show up I have to be good otherwise
Yeah
That actually could like start like awesome
Yeah, so
Well, y'all are making music?
Oh, no, I mean, yeah, I'm general.
But I was just asking about you in general.
Oh, yeah, I'm a couple of songs.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, for sure.
You're selling my song.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I'm selling the song.
It's fun.
Let's play.
Let's play.
Got my favorite, personally.
All right, is it like a troll, or is it like a song?
OK.
I can't just let you go, you'll always be my home
I know you'll be the one for me, I feel it in my soul
Last night I was controlled
Got a look in at my phone
I let it get the best of me
And I made you feel alone
And I want you to put some flowers in
To carry on my favorite flower
I want someone to be in the shower
I want someone to be in the shower
You're a kiss you give me, so I'll part you
You're a slushie, make it run or let it fall
Different tastes and I'm always sad and better
Let's go to Pan Amis of Sushi
Ha ha, the train is in a full sheet
It's like a second gang in Kami Pukki
Let's watch the stars set like a movie
Let's go to Pan Amis of Sushi
Yeah, so he actually makes it real.
Yeah.
You would, dude, you could, I have like this vision of you playing shows at like colleges.
Like, but not like a USC, USC, like Santa Barbara.
Like I could see you.
Or UC Irvine.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know what the joke is there.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, actually?
Yeah, no, like, I would have played that like crazy.
when I was like just trying to connect
and feel like thinking of this lowdown when I was like 20, 21.
You like the song?
I think it's a vibe.
Show him his C side?
I don't know if y'all are trolling me, but I actually,
I like it.
No, he said I like it too.
Which one is it, Jerry?
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
C side.
I don't know what he's saying.
I'm childless, weird as we get.
Let's go and sit down and get a space.
I'm crying.
I'm making people cry.
I just want to get his back.
I'm crying.
You know what my heart did thinking.
Trying to get my thoughts out of this weekend.
I'm having a song for you.
I didn't sound like this.
All of you are wicked.
I got my eyes on you.
Here we go.
I didn't sound like this.
I'm not gonna fall in love
Do you know what makes you fall?
It was how it's long time ago
My mind, I ain't really trying to fall in love
I'm gonna have a little shit hold
Every time we talk, I get pissed off
Every time we talk, I get pissed off
Hey, buddy, I'll mess you up
I'm gonna stop
It's good. The other one I'm really bad with
For real?
Yeah, I did
You like favorite flowers?
I like, I heard your voice well
your voice well your voice sounds really nice yeah guitar is nice yeah yeah I told you I like that
like I'm excited to hear more of that yeah I'm gonna get back to this bro straight up like that's
perfect like you're learning guitar now like you're not gonna try to learn this like like you see
the tape that's genuine effort I believe it learning tools I don't know the notes though but
But, bro, everybody starts somewhere.
Everybody starts somewhere.
I hate when people are like,
they're too afraid to let people see.
I mean, I guess I'm talking about myself too, by the way.
Look in the mirror, bro.
Like, you're too afraid to let people see you
not come off as polished or perfect.
Like, how can we relate to that?
Like, even in the AI days where everything's gonna be,
I watch YouTube videos and I'm like,
wait, this isn't even a person talking.
Like, and I just wanna turn it off.
So I think the more we can just mess up
and look human and just be human, because we all are like,
yeah, like relating to the process.
Yeah, for sure, Ross.
So I'm stoked for you.
And I have a vision of you playing guitar.
Like on a stool at a college?
Stool, maybe.
I mean, it doesn't even have to be college,
but I could see people just wanting to go there to vibe
and just get away from all the craziness of studying
and finally getting there.
Thank you.
And I'll get to center there.
I appreciate that.
It'll come, bro.
You'll get more of it, trust me.
All right, well, uh, Ella.
You don't fall in.
You don't fall in.
You don't fall in.
You don't fall in.
You don't fall in.
I was going to say, hey, can you two go?
I'll see you around.
Yeah, for sure.
All right, that's a good, uh, I want to see that,
like do not like he's gonna have this thing master really that's not gonna be
actually six hours it's gonna be in your sex too
if I get this down and then I get to see you but like I can't come to us with a
that much right now
you got it bro
hey thanks over I want to hear I want to hear your song can you do it live or you
yeah yeah for sure you said it's called time bomb yeah
I think you followed it, right?
No, no. That was something.
Something?
Yeah.
I didn't even listen, bro.
You just play some good tunes, if you ask me.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
What, you went to chat type?
No, I wasn't in the chat type.
I was reacting, though.
Ah!
You're a nice guy, man.
It's nice like a guy, right there, bro?
So I had to work carefully, man.
Actor to a musician guitarist.
You don't know that when you fall in.
That's everybody doing?
All right.
What's up?
What is your name?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What?
Hold on.
What?
You're actually talking to each other.
Don't look at the ground, James.
What?
Oh, no, he doesn't see it yet.
What did he want to do?
No, I don't know how to look at everything.
He did.
Oh, wait.
I thought I knocked her out.
I was probably like, uh, how?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, there he is.
Woo!
Yeah.
Woo, OK.
So what's your fucking fault?
So what's your segment today?
Jason, why did it go B?
I was coming out of a American pizza.
I'm 45, I'm going to fuck the family.
It's fucking good for me.
Here.
Oh, yeah.
You made a project?
I got to check on the plan.
Okay, actually, yeah, by the accident.
You know how to do it?
Yeah.
I got you ready?
I'll figure out how to do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Start right there.
Hold on, ready?
Now, there you go.
Nice, you're so loud.
You're actually loud.
Okay.
Now, you actually got hit this note.
I got it right there.
I'm in the middle of the lyrics.
What's the song called?
That's part of my day, you know what I'm saying?
That's part of Madison's silver.
Woof!
Wow, that's good.
That's a good one.
All right, go, go, go, go, go.
You don't know babe, where you hold me, kiss me slowly, sweet, sweet, and it don't
You're not even hitting the fucking door.
You're the coffee that I'd eat in the morning, yet it's so so when I dream when it's pouring.
Won't you give yourself to me?
You are, I just wanna be, I just wanna...
The Rig Tide song, anyone hear that?
Oh, Flora?
Go ahead, go ahead.
My whole chat, the one thing they come out of the board is like, play that one song that goes
I was scared of dentist in the dark
Why are you biting the chip and then have a chip in your hand?
Oh, you got it, you got it, you got it.
I was scared of getting to see the dark.
I was scared of pretty girls that started conversations
I'm on my fifth time to this meme
Yeah, but we're talking about this on God, keep going, we're talking about this on God
Bro, they're actually, I've never seen a W-Fram like this, for...
So you're gonna get pizza, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was doing it.
Did you get the ingredients ready?
Uh, no.
Sorry, I have someone to go get it.
Where should we go get it in the grocery store?
Hard times to have everybody get it here, okay?
LOOOOOO!
You can't do shit yourself, huh?
No. I'm 22, 22.
I'm scared of that disease!
Oh, you gonna hit it?
LOO!
I'm about to grab your nipple when you're gone.
LOO, I don't know what's going on.
LOO, can you, uh, get...
What? What are you doing?
Ah, LOO, can you, uh...
LOO, can you, uh, can you...
LOO, can you order all the pizza ingredients for the world's biggest pizza?
Okay, yeah, actually can you do what you drive please because it's faster
Okay
Thank you. All right. Have a good look. Have a good time.
Have a good time facing you.
All right, bye.
Bro, you want her to get into an accident?
Bro, bro. She's fucking clocking in.
Why does John look like what?
Stop talking about John!
That's not John. That's John.
What?
What?
Bro.
I was scared of that this in the dark.
Sweet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said?
What do you mean by that?
CS second.
CS?
Like, he wasn't playing Counter Strike, the blown-ass man.
You don't want to play CS Yo-Purin.
I want to open cases of that, how much more?
I heard that you're nice.
Are you good?
I am nice.
Yeah.
You are nice.
I'm nice.
Come on, come on.
I don't even fucking walkin' up.
Can't even tell enough he's walkin' up.
That ain't hard to even know her.
It was at racist shoulder.
Oh, yeah, no, I get it.
I get it, man.
What's that on your nose, man?
Okay, that's fine.
DOOOM!
Stop trying to sit on things, man!
So good.
Well, that was really worse.
I'm mad, Jake.
I'm waiting for Sophie to give me my pillowcase.
Well, seriously.
Well, I know this thought is going to be hard.
Man, we should like try to sit on things.
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Remember when we tasted soy sauce with our balls
and it was similar?
I'm down to that again.
Instead we should see how far we should get to our houses.
What things we can do to get to my house?
Let's start with a small object and go up.
Okay, back.
I said start small, bro!
I said start small!
I said start small!
No!
Oh my god!
What the fuck are you doing?
They're gonna put us on Twitter too.
A lot of people watch Tremors.
Oh my god.
You just shut up.
We're evolving.
I was set up to stand guard.
Ron, take this shit, man.
This shit will make you superhuman.
Huckle this shit.
I started taking all this shit, man.
It's a lot of shit.
Take it all, man.
You want me to make you?
No, last time you gave me something, I started speaking.
It was the first one.
Yeah, you gave me like four scoops in one bottle.
Yeah, now you should start taking this, man.
What's that?
Uh, this is mad like.
Wait, are we having a categories?
Oh, fuck.
I just forgot.
What did I call you?
I'll purchase it.
I forgot.
I need a purple patch, bro.
Silky!
You know what's the meaning of this?
Yo, where's John, though?
Where's John, though, bro?
You think he's pulling up anymore?
So, if I were her, I'd ditch.
Hm?
No.
Is she good on you?
How's Tos doing in camera work chat?
Write his camera skills.
Wait, uh, what the fuck?
She might be busy, bro.
I don't know, uh...
Shh.
Oh, you get ass?
Tom, but, give it.
You got any better ideas?
Bro, she don't come, bro.
I'm gonna have to bother.
But if she don't come, bro, I'm gonna have to abolish her for fucking eight hours.
She says I'm out of chute.
Wait.
She did it, she did it, yes.
That's funny.
She said 5 p.m.
Well, it's 2.50, that means two hours of training.
Hey, hey, y'all.
Hey.
Is that a kid now?
Oh, it's not young enough.
Not going so far, so we got two hours of knowledge.
Wait, what?
Two hours?
Um...
Dude, this thing's falling off.
Just don't touch it. Leave it.
You're so cute.
You're so ugly, I can't look at you like that.
Alright, well I guess if no one wants to do any content, I'll just go do my own thing.
Sees too adept.
Or you want to play fucking Counter-Strike, you want to fucking make a wish job?
I mean, you don't know how to fucking play that game.
Exactly why we should teach him that.
Alright, Chad, what would you rather see?
I'll shove things up our ass, or CS2.
Bro, a dap sucks a counter strike.
Teach him.
Alright, fine, sure, CS2.
You wanna play?
Or should we just-
I WAS SCARED OF DENTIS IN THE DOCK!
Or should we just make the biggest pizza?
You wanna do it without her?
I mean, bro, she says you can't have five, bro.
I can have mad labor.
Yeah, me too.
Should we just do it?
I don't think she's gonna be on here.
I'm gonna just tell her just pull it tomorrow
Wait for her
Go spoiled dude said it at the start of streaming fuck well he said it at the start of streaming
I was walking like the fuck
Boy old that
to Marcia's with Lacey, but I'm not gonna lie.
I'm about to do that.
She's in the morning, Lacey, afternoon.
No, no, no, she's in the morning.
Listen, you know, I'm just saying she wanted to put in a zoo,
so I'm gonna do the putting zoo,
even though she's with Lacey, you know,
she'll still pull up with Lacey, you know?
And if she doesn't, then fuck it,
I'll write it, I'll pack it by myself,
you know what I'm saying?
You should locally just make your content so much better,
like stuff that Yana would wanna do,
that way she's like, you know, like the Squidward thing
where like SpongeBob and Patrick are having fun
You just stare at the metiona from like Lisa's balcony.
Wait, you just like, you're stuck with her, right?
All right, here we go, here's something alive.
Huh?
Let's do something to the live.
Yeah, she says she pulled, did you just call her, bro?
What?
But did you just fucking, did you just make plans with her?
I'm doing, building a pizza with her at five.
Oh, you fucking up.
You said you were canceling.
You said you were canceling.
I didn't even cancel on her, bro.
You said you were going to, so I'm not gonna let her,
I'm not going to do that, bro.
I hate him, bro.
Now she's on my stream, so I don't know what he would...
Bro, milk.
Yeah, there's milk.
Okay, so listen.
Wait, I got blood over your couch.
What?
It's okay, bro, I just have blood.
Do you actually?
No problem.
Alright, we got a few shifts.
Okay, come on.
What do we got here, bro?
What does that mean?
Alright, let's go.
What does that mean?
Fuck, let's go, bro.
You want to go celebrity sighting again?
Celebrity sighting?
Let's go fucking far, kiddo Jenner.
Water your plants?
I had something.
Yeah.
What?
If you water them, they'll come back.
No, they're dead as fuck.
The rabbits ate them.
No, they didn't.
And I think one of the rabbits died because they ate a jalapeno.
Yeah, the jalapeno was grown.
I think I ran over squirrels today.
What do you think?
I hate to know.
How did that happen?
School ran under my car, but I didn't look back.
Are you the one that runs across from the car?
Yes.
That was my friend.
Oh, God.
He's smoking on that squirrel, but I didn't look back.
I'm running along.
So it could be flagged out.
Well, you could go check.
See if it's flagged out.
Or if it's alive.
Okay, sure.
Let's go do it.
Let's go get an off-car.
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's go make some fucking content.
Let's go make some fucking content.
Let's get some fucking fucking content.
Let's get some fucking content going.
Hold on one.
Hold on one
Make some fucking content today boys
Do I'm the honor bro, it's told me five today one yesterday
Let's go make some fucking content
Hit what?
Yeah
Wait, who's room is that?
So, where are you going with no shoes?
You don't ask you want to leave with no shoes, right?
Okay
You're gonna have to even pick at me.
Yo, my feet are black, dude.
What the fuck?
The fuck what?
Why do you look at me when you said black?
Oh, I know what you should do, Jason.
My whole chattisand.
What?
Oh my god, I'll join you.
We can do it tomorrow.
Or actually, it's through the other day,
because I might have to be with my mommy tomorrow.
Aw.
Bro, we should take your guitar in public,
my piano in public,
see who could raise the most money street performer.
Wait, that's actually a fucking banger!
I'm down.
I don't even know her!
No, Jason.
I'm doing donuts in the car!
Bro, you saw my Aston Martin on Get It, son?
I'm not getting that. It also drops value as soon as you buy it.
Yeah.
Wait, how much do we have?
Uh, I don't know.
Bandy-Fab.
Guys, use this.
Use this if you have interest.
So where are we going? This is out of the neighborhood now.
I thought a squirrel died here, to be honest.
Okay, I guess you're staying at home.
Holy shit!
Fucking moly!
And you're...
So, basically you took me in this car and I could do anything.
What do you do?
There's no...
Damn!
Okay, that was...
Oh my God.
Shit.
Oh my God.
Shit.
Oh my God.
Jason!
Oh God, everyone tell Lacey that Jason scratched his car.
You're a fucking piece of shit!
Oh thank god no one's hurt bro.
Oh thank god no one's hurt.
What?
No!
No!
I'm gonna sing it.
Ohhhh!
Take it off road.
Is that full of Archie man?
Take it off road.
No.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna sing it.
Oh my god bro.
Oh he's gonna kill Lacy some soon.
No, no, wait, wait.
No, he added some shit in the back
so it like blocked the actual low perhaps.
Oh, I forgot he added that.
I forgot he added that.
Oh, my god.
Oh, zero damage.
Dude, it hit this, dumbass.
Did it really?
Really how the fuck would it how the fuck would it not hit it?
True oh, yeah, nice zero damage. Good. This is good metal. Yeah, you do it your way back now. No
Because it's someone else's belongings now. It doesn't matter. No. No, you should be canceled
Oh, yeah, no, you should be canceled. Yeah. No, you should be canceled. Yeah
No, bro
Do we see just rather somewhere and make it run out of battery and push it home?
Oh, that actually fucking cinema wait, I've never thought about doing that actually
All we could go in the sun. I'm at soundproof
Well, I think we should go back to our desktops at this point or we can bear or what we should do is
Shilet burger out like in the wild for like 30 seconds, and then we try to find them
Well, let's see if they really have catch a man lives. Let's just drop them off the roof
They always line on their feet allegedly we could put them in a cage outside like a glass box
It's a long case for a hawk
Like swimming with sharks. Yeah, yeah fucking fire. Yeah, or we can just toss on the pool
Okay
Or we could do it we can we got my basketball
I'm gonna go right inside or we could jump in the water from swimming water. This is just footballing or we could fucking
Or we can we can jump into water fountain diving a water fountain or we take a trash out
Or we can go or we go to the doctor and get a physical exam
Grocery stream, bro. You did that already the
Folly
This place you guys
Why is it so fucking black in here?
Come on, let's get the lights off.
Yo, a doubt.
You finished your Closet tour?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished that second.
We're about to do the CS thing.
CS?
Yeah, I'll get that down.
I'll get that down.
I remember when you called the second of them.
Can you get me down on the CS?
He's not down for real.
I'm down though.
Are you down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll mash you down, yeah, let's go.
What's going on in here boys?
What?
What a nice.
Yeah.
Saïd.
Yeah.
Ugh, he was just behind the camera when you see Saïd.
That's your roommate, huh?
Yeah, great weather.
What's going on Saïd?
Tell him, bro.
Yeah.
Fucking catchin' the vibe, watchin' the table or an auto?
Yeah.
Fuck, bro.
This is the life, bro.
Yeah, and also playing Destiny 2, you know.
Oh my god, isn't that fuckin' game like better shut down?
Yeah, on the 6th.
Damn bro. Fuck.
Damn bro.
Damn.
Damn. You know you should hop on there.
So how about what?
Damn bro.
Yeah nah, I'll pass.
Over here Tos. You gotta make your way around a house.
Okay.
Is there another entrance over here?
God damn.
Yeah, it's my first one in here.
You basically got a house over here.
I think it's pretty solid man
Better do what I fuck up man
Now let's say 5 p.m. chat
What do you think should we reschedule or?
We will 5 p.m. It's gonna be short though. It's 5 p.m. bro like it's gonna be short not gonna be a full day
You know Zan?
Wait just wait
I fucking oh wait
You're just gonna go with your flow, bro.
Did you just tell me how to fucking train?
Did you just tell me how to do my fucking job, bro?
Did you just tell me how to do my fucking job, bro?
Are you fucking ahead?
Are you fucking ahead?
Ask her what she prefers.
Ask her what she prefers.
I'm a goller.
Okay, five.
Okay, see you later.
Ah, all right.
Sun she answered wrong.
Holy fucking movie in the courthouse.
I ain't gonna lie bro.
There's a movie in the courthouse today, bruh.
Fuck!
Number three, I'm going to say...
Show!
Oh my god.
She made a trailer for her fight.
She's-
Wait, this is not for her fight, it is a word.
Wait, that's- but June 6th?
What the fuck is going on bro?
O.T. All these lead to O.T.K? What the fuck is going on?
Faze?
Huh?
O.T.V?
Extra Emily?
Will she hit me with her car?
She's 28.
It's old?
Bro, what the fuck good burger is this, man?
You know what you have to do.
Oh, she's...
She just reposted her fucking...
Hey!
Hey!
That's fire, bro. I ain't gonna lie. That's fire.
She's funny as hell.
Oh, that's funny. That's funny.
Oh, yeah. That was far.
W. Peach, bro. Who y'all got?
Peach Jars or, or, um, Primate Page?
Is the Yana segment over?
I didn't like my, change my title, bro.
Change my title.
If a three and a half years white man did it in one week,
I said I waited for three and a half years,
the white man did it in one way.
We gotta get our act together, brothers and sisters.
I waited for three and a half years,
white man did it in one way.
Yo, yo.
Bro, John is not going anywhere.
You know he's coming over tonight, right?
Um, where in this post does he say he's coming over to the house?
Where in this post?
Male?
More male?
I want them to be afraid of me.
Because I honestly, we have like, got demons out of me.
I see the future and I see that you're overly confident.
I think this is the time of the leg!
I have the biggest demon of all time!
Dear Jason McQueen, this is my formal application to be a boxer in your boxing match!
Hug me in with anybody.
They're dead.
She jolly as hell bro, what the anime character
Check my dns
That's a good pass!
Yes, sir!
That's a great pass, man.
Man, we should have been after trying to quarterback up.
Oh, uh, I mean, yeah, he doing good for a backup quarterback.
He's a backup.
Bro.
He's 21, right?
Yeah, he's 21.
I've only heard for a few minutes.
But that's a good pass.
Shit!
Chose not going nowhere, bro!
Sure.
That's definitely the future of this printout.
The future backup.
Yes, sir.
I mean, John.
John not going nowhere.
John not going nowhere.
John not going nowhere.
John not going nowhere.
No, bro.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
Hey, hey, hey.
You don't mind going off Michael Vick, boss?
What do you mean?
No, he don't.
No, y'all doing that too much.
Man, he can do no wrong, bro.
He can do wrong.
I said do wrong.
I said do wrong to practice multiple times.
Man, do wrong.
You've seen the first quarter back play.
Yeah.
Oh my God, bro.
what the fuck is y'all why did John do bro what y'all toast bro bro you see
What the fuck did John do bro that shit weird man
That's your alter carapult
Bro, what the fuck is going on
I'm done.
Bro, toast, toast.
Yeah.
You a freelancer?
Yeah, right now, but if anybody,
maybe I'm there, that's the time that I want to write.
But you would never have like,
oh, I want one, I want one.
If it's full time, if somebody wants to be full time,
But right now, whoever needs me out there, it's been like that for four days,
Yudi, Arke, Guapo, not Yudi. I'm the community camera for a reason, bro, until it's full-time work.
So that's what I'm all about. I'm running.
Nah, bro. I can't be gone with that man.
Bro, like, like, you got a cute job.
I'm just saying that could be a good thing for you.
If you want a time, be it shh. I'm there for you.
Oh, nah.
Oh, nah! Oh, nah!
They ain't no old nah, bruh.
Oh, nah!
Yo!
Yo!
No, I'm guessing it like shit
NMS boxing y'all would actually fuck up toes. I'm not in trouble. I'm not in trouble
cool bro bro bro y'all cannot be like I'm not about to hire two cameras like what
Mary you think I got A for that money?
Oh my god.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo!
I'm trying to play this game in the GBA, by the way.
Yo! What's up, bro?
Yo!
Hold on.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Let's go. Hold on.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Yo!
Yo, what's up, bro
Yo, what's up, bro, is guy fucking retarded dude. Do you have his headphones on backwards?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Hey, hey, hey named stable Ronaldo adapt is adapt. Can't hear me
Wait a death hello adapt bro bro. No, no, no
I'd have a dad
Oh, that's good vibes right there, bro. I'm not gonna like a dad. You should make your camera a little bigger, bro
Please holy LA
Yo, yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, am I in a call? Yeah, what's up, bro? Oh fuck I am. Yeah, I dat bro
No, you should make it a little bit bigger bigger wait wait, what do I do? Yeah, what's up, bro?
Yo, yeah, bro random kid
Wait, we're actually about to play CS. Dude. This is a legendary game. I'm not by cases to a church
We get some cases
Whoa
Ladies
Wait, what are you talking about I'm opening cases are you crazy? Wait, how do I turn my sense out?
Alright, so that what you want to do is use
My first
No, you didn't know you did it not not off this Wi-Fi
Wait, just cuz you know, yeah
Wait invite me. Let's get a core CS. Go holy shit core place. She is go wait cases. We open Jack. I feel a knife today
She Jeff would have 50 gifted. Oh my god
I mean my chest getting a lot of
fucking dork
Tony that was good Tony
Wait, is my camera actually too big I need out or not
Okay, hold on you guys think I should be running the opera not
Okay, so tell me why a fucking glove case is $13
Production can we minimize the camera and put it in the left? Thank you
Ladies you think I could be good at CS go or not
Yo, tell us move on guys move
I
Mean better fuck yeah, I was gonna ask some money on some cases
cases. Can anyone see me? If y'all can see me, check her out. She's trying to feed something.
No!
Okay, now type, I'm handsome if I'm delayed, if I'm not delayed.
Wait, y'all gotta invite me or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just making sure...
I don't want people are toxic.
Bro, I'm about to get glove cases.
I lowkey also hate when people are toxic. Can I get a retweet going? Guys, if you agree with me, drop a sub right now as they have a little chat.
up your sensitivity and steadiness in that direction and that hello can you
hear us or yes I hear you what's up chat what's better a gamma case or a chrome
heart space wait can y'all invite me or not invite you for what wait actually
Season
I mean he's not sensitivity is 1.25 will slow or not this case is $5.00. Is it big I'm fucking rich
Yes, I think I'm fucking rich
Why are cases so fucking expensive right now?
Operation operation matter
But I see when people talk about words like that around is a revolver case good
Oh wait, Deagle this kid one shot. I see people. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god, bro
I just opened I just bought a lot of cases. This is really bad
Turn up
Ladies no one is doing cases in here. We made a rule. Can we get some retweets everyone? Thank you, bro
What is turned down for what mean?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
F***!
That's Dave Ornotto bro, your easily the best looking in this call, thank you.
I mean bro, that's a fake chat if I've ever fake chat.
I got a D.G. in my hands, yeah hold on.
Why does top right look like a 7-Eleven worker?
Ha ha ha.
Bottom left mid, my PC.
Okay, is this one for now?
EPIs, mouse speed?
That guy looks like the mid.
Why don't we ever just do our calls with fucking cameras anyway, that's like
the best one we've ever seen.
No, that was cheap. I'm getting jack shit from these blood cases. What's on me? What's on me?
No, I'm down me. You watch out
Production actually I don't have time for that. I need to learn right now
If you want to see cases open my shirt
Slide slide in the belly ready to play online
You know 60 put cams if you want to do your job
Yeah, I'll put cams if you want to do your job
maybe
Hey
Please wait, where are you? Am I in your mind your game?
Guys, I'm a game is stretched like fucking
And what is this like I don't want to be stretched like fuck like this man
Okay, I'm gonna stretch I'm gonna stretch that ass a lot
what happened to fucking I just bit $300 on straight blues like I'm gonna kill
my self care I want to play the game and someone put cases on my gun this is
actually like oh my god I just need my
No, I just leaked my fucking address
That's better
But I'm gonna be 16 we do so crap. It's not yeah, bro. We're all fucking on the game right now besides fucking
Scorpio too
Let's do it. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm leaking my address
Roger G
Props hair oh my god. Oh my god
You shoot the mover else you
I
Actually open
11 cases and got 11 fucking blues
The sword of yo Rick shout out Ricky. What a good fucking shotgun
No, what you that?
Just I'm at the main menu right now
unlock and take it oh
My god, isn't the chrome hearts sawed off yo Ricky?
It says you're online, but now in the game. I can't invite you. We're all here
Oh, yeah, it's because I'm famous so I go I oh my god
I used to do it on Xbox who remembers that where you just like
Yo, don't ever fucking do that again while I'm talking.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Who the fuck is itchy balls, bro?
Alright, so we playing comp?
Can I debt play even?
Do you remember appearing offline on Xbox 360 to avoid that one annoying friend?
Oh, classic.
Actually, classic.
Because once you got online, he would just see it and just spam invite you.
Ah! P.U.
Like, why are you inviting me, dude?
You know I'm only friends with you to get to your parties back in high school.
matter what math we want for a
why can't I just see if I see a goal I'll do a 24 hour stream adapting must
unlock game mode by competing matches
casual deathmatch are good modes just play deathmatch you want to play death
Bro just go buy an account or someone give him an account buying account AD
Eddie ready to play oh
No, what the fuck is this Jason the we fucking once a year
Account, no, I want to talk about Chinese New Year's skin. What are you doing? No, you didn't
Yes
That's a P2000
Just put me in the game and I'll learn what we're in there, bro
Oh my god, I just leave the address. I just leave the address
Wait, you guys go over the one convention this year Salkon or no
What's Salkon
What's up here's the chick here's the trick right I just spent three hundred dollars of my chats money to get absolutely fucking nothing besides
It's Jason the wing Pete two thousand
dollars upgrade the prime do I do that yes you have to yes you have to as we get
hawkers yes you have to be speaking of prime guys drop a twitch prime right now
if you fuck with the streams I'm gonna buy 10 more fucking purple
I'm buying that track tiger mop wow minimum where are we gonna buy motherfucking cases
please enter your lobeys when he sits in his chair his stomach touches the
That's all 100 for thousand percent
meh
Another propel five hundred Rick Troll pollution meh
That's a good one, bro
My address my just my just pro oh my god, we leave
Hey, why don't you say low-key Ron is getting chubby against I just upgraded the prime y'all what Amazon Prime
message or no
Bro, ladies if I see a gold I'm gonna give you a raise bro. Okay. Oh my god. Wait, if I don't
Get a first-seller. No, I'm gonna fuck your ass
You already own the following I don't
Will not receive extra copies of this item. Why does they order been placed bro? Can I just buy it flat, bro?
I see a minion eating popcorn, but it's like not eating it's like frozen in car. What is this?
in car
Nice, oh Korota
There was an arrow with a recent scene versus I'm not even kidding what the fuck is this garbage like what the fuck is this?
like
like this might be the worst skin I've ever seen
seen
son
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
your purchase has not been completed
insufficient thorns it says
bro get your money out bro
get your fucking money out
damn
what I'm
get your fucking money out
we bout to get
we bout to get some fucking cases baby
give me a glove
give me a glove
bro
oh my god bro
All right, we're gonna play what are you gonna play fucking what are we playing casual deathmatch?
We're about to play casual. I want to see a comp. Can we do fucking comp?
I can't do comp because a deathmatch is a fucking bot, bro.
Oh my hell, adapt, bro. They're buying a count, dude.
I'm on it right now.
I guess we're fucking playing casual guys
They play casual
There's a lot of
Hold on
About to get time y'all
Hold on oh my god, I saw the red bro. I saw the red
What's up, man, you are actually to go. Can I rotate? Thank you. Do I need time? It's not letting me get it chat
I'm not gonna lie. Wait. Oh my god. This is a case
I think that was it too. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I'm out playing. What the fuck?
What do I do here? What did I get, bro?
Guys join terrorist. Guys join terrorist, quick. I did not get into the game.
Well, I'm not gonna lie. Can I do a cheat deal right now I'm hungry
What am I gonna chicken leg please chicken leg me
Where are the enemies? Yeah, why is it straight box?
Like
to snap you today. I haven't found. I haven't found anyone yet. They say
that bro. So you want to use W A S D. Get him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Got him.
Trade. Get my trade. Get my trade. Get my trade. So are we only able to play
against bots because adapt is level one? That's not impossible. Wait, should I
use a arm? Yes. You don't think I should snipe?
So
So I'm gonna run I'm gonna run AR I'm gonna run AR so
we're
Oh recoil hold on I got one now I got your trade
On me on me on me
Adapt adapt
By premium by premium and we can get
Wait, wait, Jason, what's the problem?
Stupid fucking developers.
I hope I get in New York City lawsuit.
Fuck this shit.
If you buy premium, right, Chad?
I mean, premiere.
If you buy premiere, we can play comp.
I doubt it.
Because right now, we're going against bots, right?
I'm not playing against fucking bot, fucking long wall,
bot, Francis, bot, fucking bot, and bot, Wistar.
So do I back out and buy premium?
Matter.
Can we even back out of a fucking castle?
We got it.
Got him.
Oh, do you see the flick right there, though?
Who the fuck is playing casuals like this?
Wait, so do we need to?
How many games does a damn need to play?
7 million.
Oh, my matter, man.
Wait, guys, look, guys, I have face stickers on my AK.
I'm not part of face.
It's corporate jacket now.
What the fuck with them?
Hold on, I'm moving.
Let's get a feel for it a little bit.
I can't get up.
I can't play the fucking game. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm actually so unbelievably locked. Oh my god. Wait, I'm locked.
Oh my god. I used to learn back in the day. Look.
They say level 10 can actually take an hour and a half.
Maybe for regular gamers.
on hey wait so we have a kid wait can they play face it or not got him that's
how but up oh my god I'm cooking that so basically the basics are you're lost
bro so basically wait you can play face it here you can play face it better
Here and play this dog shit ass
Jason I need you to idea. Hi dad download face it go to web browser and download face it
Wait, so do I completely get out of here then Jason or what?
He needs to install face it anti-cheat. Yeah, so you got to like restart your PC boom
But you can hop on IRL real quick when we restart.
I mean, we can- wait, why can't we play this?
Uh, because we're going as fucking bots?
Wait, hold tab.
What?
There's a bunch of matter down here.
Hey mom, send them.
Who the fuck just joined?
Oh, people are-
Just buy premium and level your account to level four. Face it.
Oh, do you know how long it's gonna take?
Yeah, we're not doing that. Yo, A-bar.
How long is it- how long is it to take chat to get to level five?
just buy prime I can just buy crime
oh my god I guess that's put on our low oh what's good team y'all got mics
all right
I don't have a microphone or no guys I'm live streaming right now if you want to
see where I'm at I push my TV for a session gap come try to stream inside me
You see what I could do with that?
By priming you can play comp apparently someone in chess it
Flash
Okay, so I can see through everything I can tell you where they are
One right in front of you right left left one to your left and once you're right go right go right
There's one on site right there. You're gonna see it. You're right behind behind behind behind behind
Thank you
How do I leave the game
Yeah Dylan how do we play it bro? I'm not sure exactly how to get out of this game.
Dylan how do I get out of here?
Oh I just came in and you got it.
Who the fuck is itchy balls bro?
Oh my god bro, poor pink.
You Saeed login?
Shall I just use a different uh...
No.
And that means a controller bro.
No I'm just gonna...
You can't take the redacted stickers off my god
No
And I use I need to come in the tournament. Yeah
Oh my god
At least they get believable bro like no one's gonna fall for your propaganda
Start learning fucking Taiwanese
Hold on I'm gonna get an account. We're gonna be able to play I bet bro. I'm gonna click on reels
I'm not a click links for a little
Then I'm gonna click on leech chat. Let's get some leaks going
Where is Yana
She baited me bear. She baited me. She's coming at five and then now she said a boy not you canceled
I guess I canceled
Jason since you be introduced in the way of ballish. Oh my god, bro. Have I been ballishing?
Bro, literally every day, but bro, it's been fun, bro.
I should not boot up on the side of that fucking Ashley, my dude.
So this guy sent me a two hour video that I'm gonna click off of.
Hey!
I'm going to be.
I'm going to be.
What the fuck's up with W. W. E. is this?
Oh shit!
Oh my god, see?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
But me next Wow Wow holy fucking what what what league is this bro is this the
W W W W W W Z
What is this son son
25 by the way son, what is he graduating from I graduated from RHU
Riz University
Sunny bun, bro
Sunny by Super senior of doom what is this what what the yo you my god wait
Did you just make me tea?
What the fuck? Thank you
Hey
I was me mugging a fuck out of John Tweet. Yo the calm has me weak
But is that just like that one IG story people be
What's that one meme chat? What's that one mean when they try to act on some other shit? Yo, John bro
It's all good. Very down bro. You're not going anywhere trust me
What's that one mean
where's yanda yanna's toes made some funny jokes in the chest he should fire
I don't.
Bear, don't get fired, dude.
John is like Jason's nice.
Toast with elevate his stream so much more
just like Lays does with one.
But not too much, not too much, Bear,
because you know what the thing about me
is I fall into peer pressure, okay?
And if y'all say, I'm just kidding.
John, bro, you're good, bro.
Trust, trust you're good, John.
John, you're good, bro.
John, John, you're good, bro.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ew.
Hey, John, bro, this just means
never get comfortable.
Yo, John, they're gonna say gifted, different John.
John bro you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay bro this is good bro because now
John about to work extra hard.
What's popping man's never been.
Bad memes bad memes.
Just ask him where's she at.
Nah.
What?
What?
Well, wait, this is man long ago
What up, boys fuck this job, dude, that's not nice at all
I don't give a fuck but they may need by the ship. They kept asking
You know it. Yeah, my job, but you don't even have it
Guys, can we get a hardly Davidson?
Okay, I'm king premiere wait, should we check out? Let's go. Does he come at weird shit? I feel like he does
Lizard person is his name. He's in groups case. Oh, don't fucking mess with shadow backshots and
Daily loud
I'm friends with Bruce
Who's his level 666 he bought this account
No, I need to love Chad
GSS? Okay. Backshot group. All right, ladies, you want to hear what I got?
Hello, Remy. So I got, wait, hold on, let me find it. SGA at 7 assist. I'm going to put SGA at 7 assist.
Alright, so I got, I got right now, ladies, I got 1B, 20 and a half, Castle, 16 and a half,
I think I want to take SCP R8 oh
Here's the thing you should have weapon bananas back
Yo, y'all know
Don't brought me back. But do not run me back
I did not cancel
Do not bruh me
I don't know how late it is, I'm still calling up
I'm calling over there
Okay, pull up, pull up
I'm literally here
Okay, bye
Wait, why you sound sad?
Like, what the fuck?
Why?
No no no no no no no no no pick the fucking phone up Yana.
Pick the fucking phone up Yana.
She just outfired me bro!
FUCK!
nana nana nana nana
your call has been forwarded
oh my god
Inferno low-key I hate inferno
I'm never whatever now. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm banning. Yeah, I banned overpass
Okay, they got a choose between inferno and my range. Okay, boom Maraz. I like Maraz
Oh
I don't want to be a terrorist today ought to be a CT we can be counterterrorism
You gotta actually we're not just playing to have fun. We're playing to learn right now. Yeah, these are sweats
Yeah, I'm here for it. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. No, I am. Okay. Here we go. Lock him. Trust me, baby. Trust me. Chad, look at my fucking tongue.
Fuck, you mean oh shit. Could be a dead right now. Oh, you mean type shit?
We want your mom type shit.
What do I do on this side?
What do I do on this side?
What do I do on this side?
AHHHHHHHHH
Bro, was that really necessary, dude?
Was that really necessary? Now ask yourself.
Was that really fucking necessary to scream that loud?
You're probably scared, you're probably scared of what it might be.
You're probably scared of what it might be, bro.
You're probably scared of what it might be, bro.
All right, lock in!
Yo, Soki, are you here, bro?
It's me, stay born out of the Twitch streamer.
yo dad come with me I got that back back back me why I was a prime CS player
back on me all right yo so use your knife wait why is the scroll wheel not
switching my weapons oh my god you got to reset your settings cuz scroll wheels
probably jump for Sayu bro he has this shit what I do Jack
holy fucking shit SPOV ever okay so right now you want to aim a little higher
because you're aiming at feet you know you want to work on that crosshair
placement even a little higher you don't like head level like use your
I'm fucking I'm fucking nasty as shit. It's so nasty. It's time for my ages loading right now. How do I reset your settings?
I think you go to settings and then type
Reset maybe turn down four watt make she turn out toggle inventory
You guys that's how you know that bitch
I got you.
You're an eco demon.
That's what you are.
Okay, watch this then.
Haha.
Eco demon, bell.
Oh, so they're playing against cheaters.
Got him playing against cheaters.
No, I got him.
I actually got him.
Bomb down, bomb down.
Nice.
Adapt, I'm watching you show me something.
Adapt, go in there.
in there he can't go just go and out and out and out and out and then crouch yep and
yep yep and then left just to fuck down yep you have a gun now I forgot no yep press
yep okay now you just yep you're gonna go back to the where they are you want
to go where the bomb got dropped you got dropped apartments okay no no no under
the thing again look at your mini-map there's a bomb in the case fucking me
Stop stop
Yep, let me see your knife
Tell me to chow it bruh it's bad child. It's all good a dad bro. You're just a baby, but you're only fucking 35 teen
You're learning to tell I need to put this slip in and now I'm actually locked
baby baby he's just a baby but he's only 30 to 10 years old I just said that
bro I'm not Chinese I'm Vietnamese
nice emerald bro we don't fucking walk here it's not a layer come on bro
Look at that shit. You wish you had some shit like this
So just try trying
This isn't shunt this isn't this isn't sunshine and giggles, bro. All right, let's walk. All right, bro
But I'm not you bought a baby
I'm thinking about going I got a sniper wait wrong where's a line I hold with the sniper
okay come on follow me you gotta be quick you gotta be quick hold your
knife out follow me follow me yeah maybe with a 500 view array matter you're
gonna you're gonna jump and they crouch like that get in there dad get in there
bro you gotta be faster than this you gotta be fast enough swing now swing
Now swing dad breathe in freedom
Whoa put him on a fucking sniper
But I'm gonna swing this I'm gonna get the skill right. I got you keep holding out of that
Okay, I'm a fuckin human man. Alright like come here. Let me teach you this come here
Whenever you're done being here. Come here. Come here. You stand right here and you look up there
Okay, you see you have like a little slit you could see that little slip up there matter you can look up there
got it that's called palace okay I'm looking nice on this shit man do I just
like hold this line here switch in between you know I'm saying anybody
made anybody made I don't know that's why we had offer nobody made nobody made
nobody made this video right here right I'm like I'm like they're both on a
Why am I packing lost?
You got him he's gonna be up a dapper that stairs up right there. Yep. Yep right there. That's perfect angle
Nice a dapper put it down on a sniper
You see that
But my check go about why buy anything here
I
worse college for your grown adult
ASU
ASU, good ass
What's wrong ASU?
What do they do at ASU?
Well, it's just ASU, it's just f***ing got in my army
I know, I'm a nursing major and a football manager at ASU
Alright
Hi, your girlfriend, dope
I'm watching the deck
So that bro what's gonna do your scope in and hold a position right there is what people do with an op is practice this amen shoot
Okay, so when you do that you always want to pull out your knife after you shoot and then re go through the op it resists the
Anomination, okay, so immediately so uh like
That's not a good try though
Why why it's like a lot more fucking followage in a fucking chat around this everybody just a little point people
let's talk about it oh let's talk about speaking to talk about bro so we get a
mukbang going oh my god actually though I got McCain one and a half threes
McCain five fingernails paint I think I love it weapon anus 642 dunks
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Hey, but at least he's itchy.
Do I buy the off again? Yeah, you can buy an operator. Why not?
Okay, so run for that same spot. Right around. Yeah, you can also practice right here in spawn wall.
We're doing this. Like just by shooting.
I'll press G. I'll show you.
Come on, come on.
You show me.
Hold on.
Wait.
I want to go here.
Now you're not coming.
So now you're just going to walk out.
Now Jason's going to go down.
Jason, Jason, move.
Okay.
Now you're actually griefed.
Now you're actually griefed.
No!
You're supposed to grief it.
All right, go in the hole again.
Go in the hole.
Go in the hole.
Go in the hole.
It works, I see.
Go in the hole again, bro.
I don't know.
I need to play a whole different game.
You're not learning, but you've got to listen.
Hey, Chee, are you good?
Go up to me.
You're you good don't to me I think I'm okay, but I'm
So that's what we're doing Tiko is that Tiko in the chat Tiko in place he is
But I'm B B B B B B plenty B plenty B plenty B
Look at this quick bill look at this quick kill
Okay, so what welcome to tips and tricks by stable or no
Just because they put down a smoke grenade doesn't mean you should actually be intimidated
Some people actually like to go through them to surprise your enemies like so
You're burning you're burning you're burning you're hot you're hot you're hot you're hurt
You're first you're first
Oh money
Damn I heard him
So you have no time bro, so maybe want to get in there and push or get out there and save your gun bro
Just actually you want to do your job?
Sunbrow what do I play with hold on
We want to leave us for take us cool, it's fun Jason
No, we'll get on rock, bro. We'll literally play everything there
Let's just do let's have a peak day where we just
We can actually go gamble
the three things in the peak day goon gamble and like
Some good eats
That's my bad run
So instead of me screaming in the comments, maybe say where they're located
So so I'm throwing my fucking evil double G double V sits over
Now I get itchy it's exciting
Once what adapts egg adept run in there make it about you
I'm flash I'm flash double flash
Double it's a scream
One's a default nice of that. Nice name. No, that's one last one in the smoke and the smoke
What did you just go I pressed forward bro, oh my Asian ass was thought of we're playing battle
We need to get our Manson skins shot with the club team.
We all really want to scan them.
Hey, everyone say what's good as you go in the tab, bro.
Bro, buy a book.
Buy one every time.
Don't be a loser by a what?
Okay.
Don't be a loser by a five?
It's what?
And, uh, Tico, you missed it.
I had to, uh, first round I got, I got two picks, bro.
Yo, Tico, bro.
Yo, it's good to go.
Are you living a disabled fucking child?
Like, what's going on, bro?
Nobody fucking cares.
Lock in.
We don't care about the past.
We care about the present.
I need to see you get chose right now, okay?
easy for rents you got the same on kills as the random dude yo let's see oh shit my
bad the silencer is disabled are you okay peak this is that let me see some
of that peek it at that you have the off you I'll peek it there
My god, I'm right a debt trade me guys. I said that came in my
Oh my god, mr. Revan himself
I just want to let you know that he came in my time. He said I'm giving you free
But let me see what you got a debt got you
Had it
I had it
Situation the question is can you do this?
Guys I'm thinking about doing this stream about going to the Titanic on this little boat that I made
Okay, hold on. I got that visa on my hands change shift key guys. I got dinosaurs pulling up tomorrow
What don't jump at all? I got dinosaurs pulling up tomorrow
I get it on the joke is he's old. Oh, okay. Got it. Okay. Yeah, we already have a dinosaur
Oh my god, that's good.
Guys, guys, I'm gonna need help on SSA.
Uh, what's the matter now?
How do I throw flashes and shit?
I'm dead.
Don't break it, bro.
I feel like this is way too easy, bro.
Like, this is way too easy.
Guys, I'm fucking dead.
What is wrong with this?
Anybody mad?
I don't want a community.
Jason, tell your sister to fucking stop cheating.
Oh my god.
My sister.
Who's son? How are y'all?
Well, really dude
Hold on now. Really dude y'all like that like really hold on now wait weren't a talkable time
That was kind of nice
That was nice right
You lose a match
I'm not 30 bro and this purple patch looks a little mean.
I'm a color duty player y'all.
Yo three different color stations going on right now.
Yeah.
Wait, dude, you only dig.
All right Flash.
Wait, should I buy a Flash?
Ron are you here to buy any chance? First time in Shatter, thank you.
Okay, so that's just a toxic message.
What buy means is it to throw the Flash?
Burger?
Um, W.
Burger?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
can you just start reading off some of your uh props for me uh I'll send it by
m4 hold on oh yeah I just sent it to me actually
I'm telling you triple T terrorist timeout I got the tactical tactical terrorist timeout
triple T oh my god look at this middle of the screen terrorist
Which of your secondary is always faster than reloading right click
So my question is dinner was stable or an auto or have to kill the giggle though
You focus that's ego or not other one. Oh, should I bought the bad one? Oh damn
I
Got 20 more minutes on this time out guys, please lock in I don't want to lose I hate losing
I did PRM
Wait, should I sell the M4 I got I bought a bad M4 I think how do I sell it?
Okay, yeah, no, that's actually true. So the joke goes like this horse walks to the bar. It's on a Friday not like today
But it's on a Friday
He wants to go dinner and he wants a margarita or does he want a lemon drop or does he want an ice match or not day?
Bro, I gotta I gotta I got a king cup right here. Oh, that's fine. Yo, no still coming or no
Yeah, she said coming
Five so realistically bear. Is she gonna be here five?
Well, there's a couple things they do now because five is traffic hours
Watch out this
They break half the actor is like right
I found it! I can't be an ego-channel, huh?
Until we get it. Until we get it.
First time chatting, my mom was dying and I'm really sad that I watched you make my day. Thank you, bro.
You're fired, bro.
Damn it.
It's too mid.
Wait, Tiko.
My mom just passed away, and your first days didn't come to save her.
Bro, he's using you to escape from reality, you fucking asshole.
Well, that's why I'm saying I appreciate that.
That's fucking...
Yo, he's an asshole.
I'm literally saying I appreciate that.
That's like
No, we're good, we're good. I'm not a listen
I'm gonna run to that pick up the spawn and get a pick don't even trip
And that you're gonna watch and learn bruh you're gonna watch and learn
So he's WT now you guys made a rage off
Oh
Oh, no
Look stop looking what you can learn look whatever you shoot your op, bro
What are you doing just talk to me
you can move we don't have a lot we do have a bomber you want some milk with
the trail yo he's jungle he's jungle he's jungle let me see something here
run that's my up bro that's my up double tap cue
slow are you in the second zone there on bro so you take my up and fucking
die with it you're sick i can't see what you guys talking about bro i can't know that is
fuck you everyone knows you gotta turn on the radio so you can read the street signs
everyone knows that all right all right wait we're on ijio i'm following you i'm following
you i have to do i don't even want to play i don't even want to play i'm gonna break through my
halo i'm not playing anymore okay bet jason you ijio i'm gonna follow you jason you
You should get bad. Do it. I dare you.
You should just do your last of first weapon.
Leave me alone, bro. Let me play the game.
Leave me alone, bro.
Bro, leave me alone, dude.
Leave me alone.
Lollololol
What the fuck?
How is Jason's sister always know where I'm at?
What's this?
Oh wait oh I miss
I don't do that way this will be top five moments right here if you do this
Nice Jason lock in do this shit for family
Wait, you don't want to get your loser you anybody
No
I
Remember when you used to be able to jump in scout
Not sure
In that window
Shit the fuck down you one
People in that weather keep holding that up there
I got eyes on fucking paddlers
Nice with it though
Okay
back in my fucking chat
what are you doing?
I was going to get pasta from Cheeperbop
oh, bad? did somebody say bad?
caramelized onion dip?
caramelized onion dead in my cart
Sanyan, Sanyan
should I get that or not?
I'm ordering for more
why don't they pick up our orders together
I'm not even kidding I just
I
Guys put a baby you're in one more time. It's actually funnier than what you do it
Yes, oh
Bro, I'm feeling snappy one window
No
There's also a dead zone bug.
Hold on, I'm in a foam roller.
What?
This guy's foam rolling me in the game.
Oh, yeah, Dennis got all this game to do nothing.
He doesn't want to learn, bro.
He's just trying to get his hours up on stream.
Elgrinder.
When is your fucking match, Adab?
Adab, let me play it for you.
Oh, my god, that's a fucker.
Adab, genuinely?
You should just go on controlling.
I'm on it.
Guys, I have like 700 hours this month
Yeah, we're grinding this month
I got a AK
Anybody else want us pretty smoothy I'm gonna get one
My dad probably
Probably taking some shit down right now. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, that's freaky. It's fine
Let's go
There's one on a and one up
Got a big fucking flying go
I died
Oh my god like the fucking Drake song, man. You said that
But I was rice man cuz I was the rice man in the rice field
I don't know what I'm saying
What? What are you doing?
I don't know, no, no, no
Can you just set yourself back?
Oh my god
How should I play on this side?
Yeah
So what I want you to do is just
Hold your gun and play slow
Put it up, give me a pair
Take the gun and inspect it
And shoot yourself in the head
Huh
Dude, why did he tell you to kill yourself, bro?
This is not nice
I need to sleep when you told him to do
Okay, well, can't tell Jason anything
Yeah, so now I'm gonna get banned
That was really funny, dude
ANIMOP! Good luck
I'm out too, bro.
And we just died one by one, mate.
I'm down, bro.
Oh, but Soki is lowkey nice with it.
Stay for no-to.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
We're four redacted stickers on this, ah.
Ah.
Oh, what are you talking about?
Oh.
I can't keep me.
Anyone?
Three?
No one.
And the two?
And the two?
One?
We're in one situation.
Oh, one.
One.
Nice shot.
I am the one to sign you down with the number of a matter
Bro, that M9 band is pretty fire man
Thank you bro, I actually unboxed it
I'm not buying you a fucking scholarship dude
Bro, my gloves are actually the Illuminati Triangle
I got these when I was in the fall back in 2017
Wait, can we trade ops or nah?
Yeah, I got some of that
Wait, no, just default
I did hit him though, right Chad? Okay
Jason, do you know how to super bob jump me or no?
Super what now? Oh, yeah, I do you want to do it?
I'm late. I came late
I jump you let go of your crouch and then when I land on your head you walk forward ready
Nobody's mid
So I'm gonna jump and as soon as I jump let go of crowds
I
Walk straight bro when you say ready you stay go
Oh
Every time I go on adap fucking
My dad you got this bro. Show us something show us why you're a trick shotter
Okay, if you crouch and stay scoped in you'll have a hundred percent accuracy when you shoot tonight can move with it
like look move with it like you can walk with it yep you see I'll just stop right
before you're about to shoot it's just better to lock yep
can I hold this so people know he might be to your right on cat like you know
this I do on cat fuck tight man! did he say ding ty thong what is that what do you think?
I give 20 seconds they're gonna be holding bomb he's gonna be in your
jungle not like excellent engage it like what should I do you know what
you held last time you gotta swing it no not I mean the same just save just
save just save okay no no you're getting pushed right there damn bro you're
fucking nice I don't give armor but you've an operator no timing
like fine like that one juice war song and that you know I thought I thought
when the tech popped up it said child everybody like come on run like I bet
let's play let's play CS
all right when you jump on my head when you jump on your jump this way
to do it so when I just listen listen yeah let go control let go and then when I
hit your head I know I know I got stuck somewhere I got stuck bro
Oh
You have a smoker
Watching a dab in his natural habitat
Swinging absolutely fucking nothing
In the left or the right on the left or the right
The left or the right sign, I don't know about there's a middle pushing up
What is he gonna do here? Is he gonna hold the same angle and get up? Or is he gonna slow walk up mid?
What should I do?
I'm in bed, so he
What? I can get in timing bro. I'm dead. I was about to fucking hurt somebody.
A dad running in the open through the arc. Gets the arc. Now is he gonna swing me?
He's in a 1v3 situation. Can he do it? What the fuck is his timing?
What should I do?
Slowly peeking. He's gonna get operated.
Bad timing. Does it? Does he swing again? He's reloading with three bullets.
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. Not timing.
He's nervous. He's pulling out every weapon besides his weapon. He's nervous.
What is he doing? He's having a bad time.
What are you doing?
Yo, 10 seconds left. Just save, bro.
Just save a death.
A death run. A death run. Do not...
A death run. A death run.
Press F for your hop. Press F for your hop.
This way?
Hold your hop and press G. Hold your hop and press G. It gives you a voting.
Press G.
You know what he was yeah, he almost got it back. He almost got you
You genuinely a dad you genuinely only play Call of Duty you're not really again
I just realized man, you're not a gamer
Every game
What a shot from fucking stadium
And you and you like oh fucking shot, I thought I got that kill
Nope, I'll take that in for a 1s
What a shot by stable or not. Oh, it's that we're not with a fucking 3k on the ego
Let's go
Bro a death didn't know you didn't know you cue in again fucking triple negative quadruple negative
this is bad at the game
yeah whatever postage you want to talk about
Jason do you feel stronger?
yes
this is why these streamers
these new streamers nowadays are just fucking toxic
this guy's only 32
team years old and you're making fun of him
this is actually weird
can we all leave Jason Shreem and go to Stimford Autos
i mean, i just don't think that's a good idea
bro
What do you know, Jeff?
What the fuck?
If there's a bad loadout, let's take a look.
Who's here from the raid?
Bro, now I have too much in my inventory.
Let's go y'all good way
One more place one more dad. Did you learn anything, bro? Why am I how am I getting it? How are you gonna ramps the live guys?
Now they all left. They're coming in my chat. They're all standing in a mess. I believe
No, I'm still lying
Wait guys, I'm still live
Why don't I just lose five thousand views
Oh, there's a Draco in spawn. I'm not sure if someone accidentally dropped that.
One on me.
One itchy, I'm watching you.
Wait, itchy, why are you... why are you right here?
I'll take care.
That guy's a piece of shit, man.
I got you, dude.
Wait, get it.
My fucking wall is itch.
That was not me. That was not me. That was me.
I'm watching double scope three. Oh my god. It's like that's a shot. Oh my god
So a depth what do you learn from this game?
He went a lot. I don't know much. I just ranked up. All right, so we run it back. I
Mean what's up? Almost five boys. I'm never a little more. I mean
My mom just texted me.
She said, I miss you so much.
I love you.
I love you.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Mama?
Mama, I'm chasing a matter.
So, what are we doing, bro?
I got 45 minutes of ballast left.
I killed it, bro.
Ooh, this is nice skin.
I don't know if I heard it.
Sweet.
I mean if that's what you want to call it like a general rational content then fuck it
Let's do it
Yeah, we don't we want to see I mean if you want to go get breakfast or maybe get food. I'm down today
That's who oh we got a band overpass. So did you miss the part? We all
Wait, I didn't get it
Give me the only one who when we do dash I only give a $1 tip, right? Oh, every time where should I get my protein smoothie from? Oh
um honestly
Chad is my lighting look good or bad
Everything is fucking 30 minutes away
45 minutes
Do we want to be terrorists or civilians I I've always wanted to be a terrorist to be honest all right
Let's start as a terrorist
Well, I can't wait to go to fucking tarpon Springs in three days ago nervous. We're gonna tarpon Springs
Yeah, I'm doing a fucking marathon being a minor
I
Paying a minor. Yep. What what fucking map is this Italy?
Why did Josh shake up just get arrested for five charges battery of domestic abuse critical damage Josh Jacobs
I
Get a scan on my knife
Probably trolling here we go. Don't say you want to freeze you don't really want to freak. Yeah in town y'all
Whose IGL oh my god, bro hackers running back
Josh Jacobs arrested and booked in a jail of five charges
Yeah, that's not good
Stop all right
But I should crazy
I don't know this man
You don't even know I know what that I know who he is better. No Josh
Why am I low key the fucking best with a pistol?
No, I got a
Remember getting a fork what the fuck bro am I blind or am I fucking blind?
I was moving
I
So I got a somebody somebody explain that in basketball terms
Josh Jacobs in basketball terms basically
Okay, so basically ninja was throwing
Jackson Hayes
Like a tight Reese Maxie
only fuck brothers like ten days on me like a tight like a Tyler like a Tyler
here wait how many grenades 5 5 5 5 5 oh my god this is where I got the clip
I am
You're behind us or am I tripping?
My dumb stupid or dumb matter
I'm just holding this
Nice shot adapt you
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, do you have dyslexia?
Dude, how did you use that?
How did you shi-
Are you out of bullets?
I think my D. Goh bugged.
Ohhhh
He's only 32 team guys.
Yeah, maybe I get the SMG.
Matter I'm chasing of course.
Here we go, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. I think we'll go good little here.
We actually can't troll because this is my rank up game. Thank you.
I have an 8 gun.
It was 5 there.
This is our first time living.
Son of a bitch.
Guys, guys, we should fucking legal. Legal.
Say that, dude.
He's right here.
Okay, C versus first game.
Well, you're ready for this one.
We can tell with Jason, so...
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
Say it, say it, say it.
Go, bro. Yeah, Bombo. Go, go, go, man.
Big Mac, thank you for the first time.
Hopefully for chicken.
Is it that good at any games besides Call of Duty? No, actually
But is it taking me I do
I'm done it through the smoke. I'm not gonna go out.
Oh, you just got to spin off.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Is that party on the other team?
Oh my God. I got that safe zone.
Oh my God, bro. I'm just fucking beaming on the-
Jason, use your Kung Fu in the-
I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
Oh my God!
Clear comms. Where was the last one besides that guy?
Oh.
Oh, down.
Clear comms, dude. I'm gonna clutch this up for the team.
So bait your entire team and then set yourself up for the
Team equals equals funny. Oh, we fuck
Oh, yeah, so what's how are you coming like you'll be here by five
What do you mean no
So when you click the address I sent you how far is the drive x I like five
Are you sure
I was really looking forward to us making a world I like ordered all this shit like like I was ready to do that
I
Literally like flew past my head cuz you said one p.m. Yesterday, so I thought like
You'll be here tomorrow with Lacey, you know, I still got animals coming tomorrow, so you and Lacey can pull up on this
It is it is low-key later
It's all good
Somehow it's a l. Jason, right? I'm gonna I just got done off the phone, bro
Looks like we got a generational pizza segment for us only
What oh?
You're being a dick, okay, I'm gonna invite Emily jazook
No, she says you're gonna pull up around like I think I'm like she's gonna pull about seven bras like
Quick disclaimer down now those people but
I
Washi-machi yo, hey yo knows I just got told that you're coming out seven is this true I got you
Sorry, I'm talking to this fucking Jason the ween guy go to say
Sorry, you don't know hold on fucking talking about bro. I'm playing the video game
Come at five or seven
Why am I getting L form right now
No
Wait wait did you just call the L for me?
Maybe
You're an asshole
This feels like home, thank you
Boom, let's bro. We got the ingredients. Come on. Let's make the fucking world
Yeah, I only say I only see L's man, I only see L's
Nice, bro
Fake mad egos funny got it Jason. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude a fake man stuff again raffle totally funny
Yeah, bro, I'm not mad. Oh, I'm not a man. Are you here from NMS?
We're not doing this bro. We're not doing this bro. Yeah, I'm just wanted to get my support
No
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, bro. I don't even bro. No, please please please please please please please
So pretty bro, this chat is
It's my heart so warm
I mean that's just not a good fucking spray transfer from me
Garcia David of five
No
got it good shit up and we got a dad
baby
what am I my bed get from my stream I
don't care he's so chop
that's so nice though like Eminem's is
all in this table now
I don't have an MW bomb carrier
bro I haven't seen him in like a month
Yo, that maybe get like a kill
Hey, yeah, maybe oh it's six. Yo, are you a depper?
Yeah, I look for a second
Yo, I'm getting shot at
I
Straight away, thanks dog. Yeah, I'm gonna go look I'm one HP
Yo yo stable recognize this
My god, I'm I feel deja vu right now. Oh my god right here remember remember
I don't know it, I don't know it.
It has a considway.
I need a bar thought, man.
Oh my god, bro.
Every time, bro.
You're like a hundred gift-ins.
I literally lived that.
I literally...
No, you didn't.
You did not.
Yeah.
Who's Dana?
She sent me a hundred subs.
No, he didn't.
Dana doesn't have a fucking type of money, bro.
She's a shit mod.
I'm not a fucking chat.
Wait, what the fuck?
Why am I supposed to flip?
Wait, wait, how do I flip it?
Hey, Dana, go fuck yourself.
Wow
Just eight like five nades for
Yeah, I appreciate it. Appreciate it. Nice job Alex cover rich
Yeah, don't cross keep on me. I don't have a bomb
What a shot from a stable we're not you're crouching while you're shooting
That's a
but look at that you want to read the room look yeah I know these right here I've got
wallhacks
you get it man oh latency they got a five-meters
you get it man
oh that's just like how bad time you constantly mean die man
itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy
nice swap tech
ah sleep give me that give me a head
what man what am I watching right now
Wait, Nick, latency with the...
Where, really, Nick?
Dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?
Your toast is your camera and you're saying shit like that?
What?
You got to wait.
Son.
I'm trying to say...
Wait, hold on, lock in.
Dude, I can't.
Oh, my God.
Hell, gameplay.
I'm not gonna like that.
That's bad gameplay from a stable, bro.
It's okay.
Let me shit on.
Okay, y'all.
I love you since 2008.
Dude, I think I...
I don't even know what I was doing in 2008.
You're probably sucking on your fucking thumbs
I got you let's try this
But who's talking the whore?
I still want my parents till I was 14 like actually
Till I was 14
So when you got morning wood it was pressing all up on them you're weird
Oh
What did you say?
Yeah, God!
Dylan!
That's cool, Dylan.
Dylan, that's just not cool.
Yo.
Dude, man, that's not cool.
Horrible job, horrible job.
Horrible job.
So I gotta ace to win this all right
33 just got engaged to a woman. Yeah, I doubt bro. Maybe follow his steps
Little Wayne married it's 23
Okay
Yeah
Dude, she's mature for her age
LoL is this
Oh my god
I've been hearing this
Bro, this is bad discs
Tech weights
Yo
So, Adap
Adap, are you having fun or are you like drooling?
What is going on in the block right now?
Yeah, he's definitely drooling
Yeah, what are they typing?
What what is the we're vibing now are they watching you like
W's in the chat
The gameplay from the quality
Yeah, my shearing it right now
Wait, so what are we making the pizza?
I've read after this, bro
Three two one
I can fly
With you
Holy fucking monster. Just jump me, bro. There's a negative on me. What?
Why did you say it like that, bro
So
boss, oh
Jam shit is about to deliver my order
Oh, this guy, bro
There's a negative on me
Wow
I even know that guns
Wow wow wow wow wow
Think I can fly
What does the knife say the Jason away? Oh my back
Dude that's just not fucking cool man
No
Was it worth the fucking ruffles in the LOLs?
Wait till my guns let's got it
didn't even touch him in that
what's he gonna do is walk out that smoke bro he's gonna do it man oh yeah
like oh god that's fucking top wait that's actually pretty far oh and it's
called a block 18 what you're doing right now is you're panicking bro
Look at the tough ride, bro. Look at that
So why did my Uber East driver to say yo bro at the gate right now eating their food, you know
My shit look you just got here too. I'm about to do a full
You put that layer lays I look he did yeah
I click hello, my name is Bruce and I boxed him account. I'm reporting you. Where's the name?
I'm reporting you bro. You're not level six six six. You're getting
Yeah, we fucking actually clutch up at that. He's our only one. You got that. I got this whenever the world needed him
How can someone be this incompetent man?
I thought you were fat yesterday.
You made me laugh at my feet.
Come on, next time.
Next time, bruh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, dad, bruh, you're only two and twelve, bruh.
Just think about it, bruh.
You know?
Facts, facts, facts.
Good bye, good bye.
What is that fat, chud, loser?
What the fuck is that?
Don't die
Why everyone quiet why don't I hear ladies being please stop out of him
Guys y'all is pulling up at 1 a.m. Yeah
Stay tuned, but we're doing 12 hours here
Guys, bro, it's nice here guys. What do you think of my unrolled knife?
Oh my god, I
Hear a lot of things from stable or not a chat
Wait, how did I not headshot him? I'm so fuckin' confused.
Unfortunate.
Bro, what's happening? I know.
I'm just adding him like that.
No, you know...
Why does he have that chicken and navel, bro?
MP shot.
Yup, got it. I heard you.
Bro, at least where you at, man?
They're just adding you bro
You want to go a little to the left here because you know he's gonna swing super hard ready watch
Well, I'm here something in our fucking living room. What's happening?
Wow, oh my god, it's over
Wow
All right, I'm watching you
He's gonna swing me
All right, all right. Nice job. Yeah, there's gonna be one waiting right here
Yep, and then you know that there's gonna be one right here instead of looking pity look site. Oh, I don't think anyone site, bro
Back back back to the wall
I was a loser. I was a loser. I was a loser. I was a loser. I was a loser. I was a loser.
Oh my god. Wow. We're really going to lose this. We're really going to lose this.
No KIT. No clue.
It's going to give me a fork.
Wow. No flip.
My entire order is about to be free.
actually don't be a loser
don't defuse it oh that sounds good
oh my god my wonker is free bro they didn't give me a free
how you gonna forgive my fork bro that's free enough
oh that sound good that sound good
what did you get that's got so much crunch value
they gave me chips instead of fucking salad
We were dieting so somebody just posted a minute with a fucking up
that Lucy
Yeah, yeah
Honestly just kill your fucking teammate at this point
That what the fuck is your purpose?
No, you better drop down this in my own debt
I
said
Keep swapping it
Well knife it at that's really cool. It's a dress press F to inspect
I'm not gonna buy a noscope on my own
If you know scope this guy on my soul, I'll suck your penis right now
I think he's uncontrollable
Actually, bro, relax guys. It's only 30
Appreciate it
But you gotta aim a little bit better there
I
Lacey, let's go make the fucking pizza
WWE
Make that piece of it
The joke was he has a face for the food and he's saying no
What a fucking collapse
Chat when y'all
No, I just heard her. Yeah, horse. Nobody actually likes watching CS. So we got to make this interesting. Let's come back. Come on.
Guys, breathing techniques. I hate this guy. No, just give me a better idea.
Okay.
I like to watch CS.
I got you. I love CS.
I'm not serious.
Nice Barb!
Good kill Barb!
You gotta make it a lot easier.
They're pushing me! Let's all rush me!
GOAL!
Wow, what a fucking hold there.
Oh, he's up right there to the left.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Nice!
We lost out 7-11!
Let's come back, y'all, come on!
Guys, we're doing great.
Pfft.
Come on.
Pfft.
A little bit of a whip there, guys!
Still secured the kill
Yo, if we have an app I break up bar bar bar I recommend you go a mid
Promise you bro. I'm gonna flash for you, and you're gonna get that kill. Okay bar bar bar bar bar
I'm gonna play up your shot. So when it's when you shoot this run. I'm gonna swing you's gonna just you know same
Hi, this is the fucking triple threat place. I'm flashing for you
Go go go go
Might be apps here
My god, I fucking stepped on the team, bro
All right, you don't apologize for a very good matter picture that
I'm gonna buy it up now now it's game time. I just bought a hop to
Jason overperforming
I'm not gonna have to read tweet that man star force wait, he's stream sniping
Oh
They know we're here
I got you I got you I'm on the way something's bad a matter
Guys
He's fucking
No class don't beat him bruh he's watching the streams. I'll beat him. I'll just go run
Just run right across bucket. Yeah, this is a good idea. Hold on
dude are you you gotta be like
playing with me bro I'm on CS go
yep yep yep I'm gonna break
I wear a long and I'm gonna end same route
no you pick up I need to pick up
it's a bubble of Mexico whatever it's called
a little Mexico to rap in
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Oh, I shoulda used the A.K.
Listen, listen, listen to the stream slapping.
We're gonna try to rush something, okay?
Okay.
Can I get a hot bra?
Let's stop. Let's stop swinging this time, okay?
Yeah, I was lurking.
I'm gonna, I realize that now.
Probably shouldn't do that.
Okay, man.
I can sponsor you now.
Yeah, I'm...
Yeah.
You had a good time.
I didn't realize.
I used my pistol.
Guys, Yana's coming in ten minutes.
Just so so so
No swinging no swinging no swinging let them push us all right
Bob is a as of now good
I got a smoke coming in mid. He knows I'm here. I repeat
Could could be an apartment watch out
You want to go here, please?
I just hold this.
She's offing it.
Nice.
Did you just kill her through the smoke?
Oh, the comeback is here.
Let's come back this baby.
Come on.
Well, overperforming right here, guys.
the team needed him the most he showed up. Oh what do you mean? What do you mean? Oh
floor alarm mark. Holy fuck. That was just hard to call it for bro. Let's do this guys.
This is why we CS. Nobody push. They know the strat now. Listen to me. Listen to me.
They know the strat now because they're watching. They're gonna delay and Mookie push last
I know this track Jason. You're gonna throw a whole game down here. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm wait you peek mid or no
Double push this is huge is this huge wait a minute?
So he's free-stiming so now I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving. Oh my clothes. Oh
You just
You're selling me
I lost the game they're scared of a glock how what what what what what what what what
what are you what the fuck would you pull out a knife in a 1v2
I mean bro we can buy this fucking knife bro sorry bro it's okay bro yeah that was just
Not nice if stable not done. I'm being honest barb you tried your best and that's all that fucking matter man. All right
Yo time to ballish in the fucking kitchen or
My god ballish segment so the gaming segment bro. I got mad ingredients for fucking pizza
for
Gd job
Wait, what? Wait, he's gone? Oh my god, bro.
He asked us to teach him and then he didn't.
So I got a feeling, I got a feeling, bro,
I'm about to see W Shrew flooding through his chat very soon.
No, he's going to come build the world today.
What do you mean?
My question is to the Shadows.
Gave up a little bit right there.
I really just wanted that game back.
Oh, there you go. He's switching teams.
Okay, so he's going to play with his other friends.
Um, so what just happened?
So we just got ditched, what the fuck?
I mean, bro, I just don't appreciate that at all.
He's real.
I don't appreciate that.
Yo, toast!
Hello, man.
Just sit next to me.
I need your company.
Yo, ladies, come here, bro.
Just sit up here.
I need your company.
Like, do you think toast is a fucking pet, bro?
No, bro.
No, I've heard.
You don't what the fuck are you talking about? I just realized something Jason never
Sit on his stream like a pet boy. He's that pull up right now brother brother. What are you talking about, bro?
Yeah, it's kind of weird like you've never had John just come yo
John's gonna cry. I just wanted about what?
I just think John's a cry baby. You wouldn't say that while he's here though
We also be ready
We should all be ready to literally
Oh my god, bro. No, bro. Let's not start this man. Dude, what are we just like?
What do we have to IRL to make content bro? Bro, no, I brought fucking five hundred dollars a piece of ingredient for what?
I've done thirty seconds!
Fucking hate you, bro. You already got canceled on once.
Dude, dude. We can throw on the gloves. Oh shit.
I
Jason crying because he can't eat dogs today, bro. What the fuck is this chat message? Who didn't make sense at all?
What is the message you read again? No, no, it's not cool at all. Let's read it one more time bro. No, this is not cool, bro
Bro Dylan, are you fucking kidding me?
What?
Dylan
Yo, Jason, yo, Jason Wynn, can you chill out before I sunda fucking?
Whoa, Dylan Kriosky, really?
Yo, Jason Wynn
Guys, what about me?
Ronnie Nets
Ronnie Nets
Ronnie, Ronnie Nets?
Do the people know your middle name?
Ronnie Nets, no who?
Nobody knows my middle name.
Ooh, should I leak it?
You don't even know it.
Yes I do.
On God I do.
On God I do, bro.
Bro you told me
I'm down to make it about myself
My middle name is not Jeffery.
New AP.
Spurs? Okay, see you in five minutes.
I look around and go swimming.
It's chilly, Billy, with a little side of...
Billy.
Bro, Yana's coming in fucking ten minutes.
I was...
guys soon chat very fucking soon soon chat very fucking soon
all right so what what do you mean what I'm just playing with you yeah you'll
make sure you get your vitamins all right toast my vitamin major game I'm a
You need fish oils? It's good for your joints, man.
What? I said, yeah, you're right.
Are you gone?
Yeah.
Did you cough out right here?
Um, no, no, no.
I'll take some.
I'll get in here.
No, actually, you're going to chew next to the camera.
Oh, you need bathroom break or anything?
No, I'm fine, man.
Not a lie. That's fucked up what you just did, though.
I'm playing with the government back is going to all of the Mike. No, I'm not
Like same
Bro, you want to make a piece of me?
Never say no the fucking pizza man. I eat
Stop, bro
It's up, bro
So go on superman a lot
Oh God, this pizza making segment is about to be generational check and get a W's going in the fucking check
So they in a ballish
I mean, I'm down to play basketball later I mean, I mean, I'm down to play basketball
Oh
Well, look at John
Person-to-person you're like a camera trees. I'm not a community camera
I don't have time for you
I was asking if you're trying to hoop later. I max pulling up. Yeah max carry. Yeah. Yeah, pull up
I bet wait like two to one shit. I mean wait who? Okay, all right coverage cow rich. All right back. We there
Yeah, you and adapts to pull up. I'm probably played with karma team Max probably gonna play with a BD
You and adapts play on the same team. We just went like you know, wait, why why okay? You don't want to play with me
We got a handcuff ready, bro. We had a fucking pizza ingredient, but we had Matt olive oil, Matt pop, but we had Matt
flour, bro
We had Matt flour though
Oh, bro
No, we're about to be handcuffed doing fucking the challenge brown
So what?
Her shoe in the five so
Five is peak LA traffic
5 p.m
She's most likely downtown LA her shoe
Probably gonna pull up around like fucking
So why are y'all saying so when did y'all associate handcuffs with being a freaky, huh?
I
Why do you want
Fuck
Same guy
No fucking way
That's how you get
Tell God, Dylan!
No, Dylan!
Bro, don't call me by my real name
Bro, Dylan
You don't have to be getting freakin'
No, bro
See, I said that instead, nothing, bruh
What? Bro, wait, let me see who your girl is
I'm out of here, y'all see
Yeah, yeah, but don't
I mean, you want me to be one of those people
And you
You can confirm that they are black because people think that she isn't black
How was that weird bro?
When you're when we get a girlfriend you don't want to be like, oh, oh, yeah, bro
I like about
Good shit, man
Good shit, man. Good shit
I did not hit it that respect yo make it a pizza or what yeah what happened to
yonah um so you said she's coming back to yeah but no you cancel on yonah no I
didn't cancel on trucking on it don't start your shit okay so I face have
here before stream you said that her shoot ends at five but I didn't realize
that meant that she can't come until after five so I still thought that she
She was gonna come around one or two and then turns out
Yo, Rose, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not talking to you, Rose!
I'm not talking to you, Rose!
I'm not talking to you, Rose!
So she's not coming anymore?
Nah, nah. But she's coming tomorrow, so I'm seeing her tomorrow.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Let's do a three-way.
What's y'all doing?
I'm not shit-planting.
I'm not shit-planting.
Hey!
Plan a fire-ass three-way street!
Yeah!
America!
What?
How does that bad clips? What?
What do you do?
I don't know, what did I do?
Why do you have a cover in fucking non-degree weather?
When did you miss?
Tarayami, thank you for the 12 months of!
Tarayami with the year-long sub!
Thank you, Tarayami!
Tarayami, you will never sub to my fucking channel!
Thank you for the year-long sub, Tarayami!
You will never give you the sub.
Basically, you gave Taro a picture of your husband.
What did you come up with?
I threw a lot of...
Where?
To Taro, huh?
For a little...
Like that.
Oh, but...
I thought you meant it's definitely bullshit.
All right, come on, man.
Let's mail us in the kitchen.
These are the ingredients we have for a world tour.
No, I spent $500 on a big pizza.
This is $500.
Yes, bro.
What here was $500?
Bro, this is an exquisite fact.
You shipped straight out of Italy.
Premium quality flour.
All purpose enraged leech precipitate.
So when are we gonna get a fucking door?
I can do something out to do a door.
Did I ask?
I'm not gonna ask that.
Alright, but-
So you wanna make the world's biggest pizza with two packs of flour.
What is that?
Bonus for your closet, bro.
What is that?
Uh, I was gonna do this with you on it.
You're doing an end to it?
We were gonna do it, but I was gonna do it with you on it.
Where are you taking these off?
Well, I can't do my left arm.
You're gonna have to talk to your left arm and be my right arm.
Wait, where's your arm?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in there.
Alright.
BPC.
What the?
That made you bloodshed.
That's that BPC, don't worry about it.
BPC, that's another pep time?
Come on, bro.
Are we actually handcuffing?
No, I don't wanna handcuff to your freaky ass, bro!
God, you're so chocked.
Yo, I thought we were actually handcuffing on Nunez.
So we're just making the ones that speak to us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You know that or not?
Yes, yes, that's fucking creepy as hell.
Yeah, I've seen Cliffs on TikTok.
I thought we were gonna have a good date!
Oh my God, man.
Wait, have you ever seen the movie?
No.
I actually watched the entire fucking movie on TikTok.
You just gotta go see the movie, man.
I watched the whole movie on TikTok, right?
Oh, yes.
You seen the car scene?
Yeah, I watched the whole movie last night.
I need a drill like that, y'all are tricky.
We gotta wait for the movie songs.
Should we go watch the movies in church?
These are good films, are you?
I
W.W.
Not here.
Rose Lane.
Rose Lane.
Long air intro. Long air intro.
W.W.W.W.
W.W.W.
W.W.W.
W.W.W
W.W.W
W.W.W
W.W.W
Let him do his thing, bro.
Yeah, let him do his thing!
WLog! WLog! Long at intro!
Was it 5 star? What'd you name it?
Hold on to your call.
Yes!
High stock!
Yes!
Hi, man.
I feel the end of the corn boys happening to Paris.
Yo, look!
Yeah, I just keep it in the world.
You don't realize these instructions or do you just have to free-body it?
Yeah, we have to.
We have to learn to make these instructions.
Okay.
But it's got to be like, like, fucking this whole fucking picture.
You are making this entire thing.
Yeah.
So first we should probably put some paper down, no?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Bro.
Yeah, bro.
Let's fucking make the music echo through the entire house.
God damn it, bro.
I can't escape.
Wait, Lou, where you at?
I'm in the guesthouse.
Ooh, question.
Did you get any paper for the largest pizza in the world?
So where I could put the pizza?
Or no?
It's like a parchment paper, I wish I could order some.
Oh, let me, where should we put the pizza? Should I put it on the kitchen counter
or should I put it on, like, clean the kitchen counter?
And then just use the kitchen counter, or what do you think?
I mean, are you saying, like, to bake it in the oven?
No, no, no, no.
I need you to book a doctor's appointment for me.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, Luke.
Yeah.
Do I just use the fucking counter?
Yeah.
You forgot something important, brother.
What?
You forgot the present.
Luke.
You forgot the present!
Lou!
Yeah?
What? What do we create?
You forgot the dough!
Lou! Lou!
You didn't get the dough?
What are you talking about? We make the dough.
We make the dough? How do we make dough?
I bought all the stuff to make the dough.
What? What do I mean?
Doesn't dough take like three hours to make?
Doesn't dough take like three hours to make?
I mean I can also try to order pre-made dough.
Well how long does dough take to make?
He's going to want to sit for like an hour or two.
An hour or two?
Nah yeah, probably get the dough.
Probably get the dough then.
Two hours for rice.
Alright, thank you Lou.
Oh shit!
All right, thank you
Yeah, so what we got a Baylish
Oh my god, then we got to leave the house, bro
No.
Oh my God, dude.
Bro, can we just order a pizza?
Can we just,
bro, can we just order a pizza, bro?
Dominoes, no.
Bro, we could just order a pizza
and spread it out as much as we can on the street.
Bro, this is only like 10 slices of pizza,
put it on top of each other
and call it a fucking day, bro.
You could, no, let's go to the store
and get like 30 pizzas
and then we spread it out
and make the most of this pizza outside.
Like what?
Listen, we go to the store and we buy 30 pizzas
and then we go outside and we just spread the pizza out
to make the world's largest pizza.
But then we're wasting food.
Unless we eat it.
We're wasting, we're breaking the world record.
But I mean, we should eat it a little bit at least.
You gotta actually eat it though.
Bro, let's just get you 30 pizzas.
No!
You can do that!
I'm on red-o, bro.
You're not on red-o, exactly.
Come on, come on.
Bake the pizza with the sun.
Listen, listen.
Let's use the sun.
Let's.
To bake the pizza.
Sun.
Listen, we can get a tarp.
Get the pizzas.
Put it on a tarp.
But where are you going?
I'm going to get the pizza.
the pizzas put it on a tart. But where are we going to get the pizzas? Domino's. Should we go to
nearest Domino's and ask for 100 pizzas? I'm down here. I know we put the camera in their face and
say yeah we're giving it out to the homeless and we just and we expect them to give it to us for
free. I mean I don't think we don't have to do that part but. No that's like part of the thing.
Y'all know on the way? Y'all know pulling up in 10 minutes y'all soon. She coming soon.
Oh for real?
Nah, I don't know.
Oh.
Pre-eating the pizzas you got.
Alright, do you want to go to Domino?
Let's find a nearest pizza place.
I bet.
Let's do it.
Nearest pizza.
Okay, genuinely, how long would that take?
Don't, don't take his chat, buddy.
Domino's 2.6 miles, 15 minute drive.
I mean, bro, I would rather than-
pizza place closer just make it they're saying just make it bro I mean yeah we
can make a pizza if you want how about should we get the dough there let's do it
okay so let's say that you're gentrifying bay with about knowledge
what is gentrifying me so basically when Columbus came here he colonized
the Native American, Brian. That's what you're doing with the word abolish. And now you're
making it bailish. It's bailish, bailish.
Is this your solution?
Nah, I don't know what that is.
Someone put a cream in the cabinet instead of in the freezer.
Oh, hey, Julie.
Oh, there you go. I was bringing everything down.
All right.
All right.
There's ice cream in the freezer though, it's awesome.
Shall we?
Yeah, let's make a pizza. Let's make a pizza.
Well, I mean, it's a reference. Let's make a pizza.
Really? That's very super.
You don't know that. Let's make a pizza.
I don't know. I don't know.
Shout out to me. Shout out to.
All right. So should we get a dough or do you want to make the dough?
Make the dough.
I'll give you a how do you make dough?
I'll give you a dough.
Flour.
So we just use the camera thought, you mean?
Yeah, yeah, you can do it.
Tau, where's my, where's Nightmare?
Dude!
No!
Oh, no!
Stratus chasing the wean for 24 hours?
Somebody kill me.
Bro, come on.
Somebody fucking killed me, man.
Alright, let's go to the roof. I'm off the line.
So, I'm pretty sure that one's gonna make a pizza.
It's, it's flour and sugar.
It's just flour and sugar, right guys?
Where's Lou?
FaceTime QT.
FaceTime Lou.
FaceTime QT.
QT not picking up your phone call.
FaceTime QT Cinderella.
QT not picking up your phone call, Bert.
Starting a FaceTime call to Cinderella QT.
You know, I'll be spiced.
I'll actually be spiced.
Oh
I know something
What happened
Damn guys that sugar question mark was where it's eggs you dug fat fuck yo
Come on, bro, you can do this.
What is it?
What is it?
He's dumbass.
Come on.
You can just go right to him, bro.
You don't got to say all that, bro.
You do use sugar for a piece of dough.
Yeah.
Like, it is wrong.
No, I think you do.
Like, that chatter is just wrong.
Yeah, no.
All right.
So we're going to put all the flour.
What are you going to use?
We have dough.
Do we have more or something to do with it?
You want to go make you a pizza?
I don't even know how to start.
like where's Lou he literally knows everything so many plates are we
I'll wait.
Nice and clean too.
That's not big enough though.
Yeah, it is, it is.
Is that for a dome?
Unless you want to put it in a pan, in a pot.
Low-key pot is better.
We could just put it in a pot and say fuck it.
Yeah, is that clean?
Yeah, it's clean enough though.
Clean it out.
I mean, bro, it's just water.
You're running back's ads for a run.
It's not bad, it's f**king good.
Smell like water to me?
Yep.
I'm just boiling water.
Oh, that's probably good for your teeth.
Oh, that'd be a little bit.
Guys, it's a lot.
Yana, soon.
Yana, soon.
Okay.
So, first thing we're gonna do,
I say we try to do it with no recipe.
No recipe?
Yeah.
Let's just f**king bail, let's just bail that shit, bro.
All right, bro. Let's go.
So I think you put all the flour in, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's a chat. That's a chat.
Let's do it with strictly chat.
Chat, what's the first step?
All right, listen, bro.
So what's the point of being like,
oh, no instruction and say,
yo, chat, what's the fucking instructions?
You fucking idiot, man.
We just have to do it.
Flour is so good.
do it flour and sugar come on bro flour and water all right five cups five cups
five cups five cups I'll tell you what to cut that's a cup that's more than a cup
because that's bro that's got me one that's probably about two cups there's
about
shit I don't know who gave you this shit dude you still got your cup no I don't
Fuck mine is never less than three cups. That's five cups. That's not five cups. There's no it's not five cups
That's probably three cups
So four
Five okay, where's the east use you say where's the east? Yeah, where's the east?
Well, you got yeast infection. Yeah, where's the yeast?
You have yeast?
You bought so much yeast with Soki.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Yeah, that's definitely got thrown away.
No.
Come here.
I'm asking you already.
No, I'm not.
Who got natural yeast?
Get it from your groin?
I don't have a yeast infection, dude.
Ooh!
Probably there's nothing in here.
We could just make the world's largest snack plate.
the world's largest snack plate.
You're heavy.
Yo, that bread I really did the jack shit for you, man.
So you just risked your life.
Okay, they're saying we need baking soda.
It's OT, man. Cocoa.
I'm in pain.
Are you baking soda or yeast?
You're getting bold.
Chloe Parker with the red!
Son of a gun!
No, Chloe, let me know if you want to pull up to that courthouse, man!
Lacey said he'd been dying for it for last!
Where the fuck is the baking soda?
We don't have any yeast or baking soda, Jake.
Oh, what's that, a pig?
Oh my god.
Who's who?
Who's who knows?
I don't know, but it's Top Chef, bro.
I can't get up there.
They knew, man!
They fucking knew!
Who's all those?
Five, seven, eight, tall.
Maybe more of them.
You can find the decent one.
It's crumbly.
It's crumbly.
It's hard.
She's right behind you.
Guys, why don't we have a phone call and go right next to each other?
So we're fucking bothersome.
Wait, we have baking powder!
We've got baking powder.
That's what we need, right?
right? We got more flour too. We got baking powder, okay?
I see that dough is baked. You need baking powder, right?
So that's why. How much though? It's a little bit, you think? W intro. I mean, bro, I hear
W intro. And then I think you do some water.
Chloe, come fuck with a real boss.
Alright, what are you about to leave the time?
Some sugar?
Okay.
I'm gonna put some water in that bitch and then we start.
And it turns into dough.
Pretty sure it turns into dough, right?
Yeah.
Anybody got water?
I don't see it.
How much water?
Too much?
Too much?
That's good.
Alright, we need to move this thing.
Dumb a little water, huh?
Well, we got giggles just behind the camera
Yeah bro, what's going on?
Yo, make it some blue shit, bro.
Bro, bro, we're good, we're good, we're good!
Yeah!
How cool is that shit?
Just something mixed with it.
Mixed it?
Yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
What consistency is it?
Wait, what about the butter?
Do we have butter?
Nah, that's probably the butter.
Oh, fuck you.
Bro?
I need an apron bro.
I could put some eggs in there.
Wait, do we need eggs?
Yeah, I'm gonna get some eggs for the dough.
Here you go.
The dough.
The dough.
And we got this.
I think we're gonna be good with the dough to be honest.
No listen, listen, the more the merrier.
We're trying to make the biggest shit in the world.
Still, maybe, bro. The more dough we have, the better.
Bro, we don't put eggs in dough, you fucking idiot!
Yes, you do. Just keep mixing. Trust me.
And as we need more stuff, we put more stuff in.
Look, a little bit more flour in that bitch.
A little bit more flour.
What, we make it pasta, bro?
I'm reading the chat. I don't know what the fuck's going on.
A little bit more baking powder.
Hold on. Yeah, it's getting a little yes.
I need some sugar, a little bit more water in there, but you're getting a little bit more water?
Maybe a little more water, yeah.
Ready?
Alright, you need to mix that up a little bit?
Yeah.
You don't need to bow.
Bro, this is mush.
It's fucking mush.
Dude, this looks like fucking oatmeal.
Oh my f**king god.
Too much water bro!
Too much water bro!
Oh yeah, there you go. I mean, never enough ducking dough.
We're making the best shit in the world.
You gave me some more sugar in there too.
I appreciate you doing this when we were working.
I appreciate it.
Of course.
Look, look.
These are in there.
Now we're going to do...
Now we're going to do...
Hold on, James.
We'll work it out.
We need to ask for God.
I stopped jerking off, so this arm's a bit weaker now.
Okay.
So we're going to do a little bit of this right here.
This is called...
This is dough extract.
Actually...
It basically makes it a little more doughy.
This should just say pure vanilla extract.
Oh, no.
It's a little bit in there.
Well, why are you putting vanilla in dough?
I'm making cookies.
What the fuck are you doing?
I mean just broke it started up, bro. We're making a fucking cookie
Mac amused my fucking I'll just do my job and sir
What are you doing? Okay now I feel like we're doing now we're making good
I feel like now we're making just keep stirring, bro. We're doing
What do we, bro are we making pizza anymore?
What are you doing?
Oh, chop that up a little bit nice.
Nice.
Are we making a cake?
Yes.
Well what about the pizza?
We're making, no we're making pizza.
We're making pizza.
What do you mean?
We're making pizza dude.
This isn't a pizza.
How?
Bro it's cookies.
Oh, bro are we rotating the biggest cookie in the world?
No, we're making pizza.
This isn't a pizza, bro.
How's the go consistency, would you say?
Mmm, I mean, probably a little bit more.
This is not thick enough, bro.
Probably a little bit more vanilla extract, yeah?
What you saying? It's not thick enough?
No, bro, lick this shit for me, bro.
Don't waste it.
Lick it.
I'm not licking it a lot.
Yeah, try to prank him.
Keep mixing, keep mixing.
Okay, let me get a sheet broken.
Dude, what are we making?
We're making a fucking pizza.
You never seen a pizza with pizza in the water?
This has like cookies and shit in it.
That's not cookies.
That's mixed black beans for the bread.
That's not black beans.
That's chocolate, bro.
You want a baking sheet?
I don't think so, though.
Wait, Lou, Lou, Lou.
That's perfect.
This is for the dog, Lachala.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Now, wait and try a little bit.
He's doing good.
Make sure he's doing good.
Yeah, he is.
We'll just see.
Wait, Lou.
How's the doctor appointment looking?
The doctor appointment from my cough.
Oh.
Nice.
It's been acting like.
Dr. from my cough
For three
Any doctor you know doctor for yeah, it's gonna be a legendary is gonna be the cough checker extreme
What you say look
They're gonna check
Okay, okay, but oh that's fire. Are you like I'm a legendary I
How does that even how does that happen am I too strong?
Bro, how does that even HAPPEN?
Oh my god.
What invasion is she in?
It's not an invasion, bro.
I'm more than anything.
No, I know where to go. Here though.
We can find it, trust.
Where do the cleaners play?
Because we used it last time.
Yeah.
Brother, make sure it broke by the way.
Am I supposed to be using the spoon for that?
Add more sugar?
Hey, where'd you put it?
It's a croak.
No, you're just smoothing it out.
These are the side of the clock in today, bro.
What do you mean, dude?
What? What is that?
I like how y'all put this in the fridge like anyone was gonna fucking eat it
It's actually gas
Now put it in the fridge like you were gonna eat it bro
Yo, this pizza's gonna be so good
Brother, you just feel match severe in there
We're not making fucking pizza
This isn't pizza
This isn't, are we making pizza?
Bro, your treat, he's tripping
Am I tripping or what?
Yes, we're making pizza
Oh it's here Jack, y'all just outside of my grabber real quick
No, you stay here.
Wait, y'all is actually here?
Yeah.
Oh, we might need like a knife to like...
I'm not your friend.
Yeah, you're my friend.
Shit.
Hell.
Fuck this whole shit.
Oh, shit.
Wait, Yana's actually here? I thought you said she wasn't so late here.
Do you have a squamous to like, scrape it?
No, I got the shell locked, bro. I know what I'm doing.
This pizza is going to be really, really good.
Y'all want a bite of pizza when it's ready?
Uh...
Yeah.
Nah, I'll take it. I'll take it.
Yeah, I mean, I'm hungry, but I'm good off that.
I mean, well, it's kind of rude, no?
Somebody offers you a free slice of pizza?
Just say no?
Kind of rude?
I'm raising it first.
That's what I'm raising this for.
I'm raising this pizza.
You're allergic to pizza?
Yeah.
Yonah?
Where did it work?
How long was it taking him to get Yonah?
Uh, speed. Could be that, but any moment now, I think could be that.
Come on, come on.
But you hear it, I'll keep hearing ya.
Okay, and now right there is a clean, very clean pizza tray now. Where's Yana?
Oh, see, I just needed a piss.
Okay.
So now we're gonna take the pizza out.
Hey guys, y'all could not come today, but we had the next big thing, bro.
That would be fucking awesome, y'all.
That was going for lazy, bro.
Bro, isn't those supposed to be like way big?
What?
Bro, how do you just eat that shit?
What do you mean?
Is that edible?
Yeah.
It's gonna like come a little bit.
Why doesn't it like come?
It tastes like good kind of like like where you eat pineapples
That's my type of thing right there
Not my type of thing, it's my kind of thing
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a big pineapple juice drinker
I only drink pineapple juice just so my company's good
But I know you be on some freaky ass shit, bro
Talking about, oh, you can use my handcuffs
But they're game-worn
Yeah, they're game-worn
What are you talking about, bro?
Speaking of handcuffs, where are my handcuffs?
I don't think it's what smell that that's what they come no mine smells like
bleach so what the fuck I heard that means it's healthy
so yeah I see what is your son again come on we all be getting a little sniff
after we nut
I mean there's definitely a little smell
my shit smell like uh battery acid
that's not good at all
that's a fucking problem
my shit smell like it's not normal
it's not normal
like uh, bad stuff
my shit smell like fucking like
if you, if you, yeah
my shit smell like battery acid
You would probably turn into a fucking superhero.
For pizza we're going to do a layer of sugar on top.
Oh.
No, you hear me? You hear me?
Like, if you drank it, you would probably turn into a superhero.
Because it's radioactive.
Oh really?
Yeah.
I said...
Oh, fuck.
A little layer of sugar on top.
No! Yo!
A little layer of sugar on top.
Are we making dough or what are we making?
Pizza, dumbass?
What are we making?
A pizza!
What type of pizza has this?
Brother, brother, brother.
What the fuck?
This is actually enough to kill an entire fucking horse.
That's a little too much sugar, man.
Come on, stand here, you little person!
Hey!
Hey! Where's the pizza?
Bro, so we were gonna do pizza
and then this guy started pouring sugar
all over the fucking dough and cookies.
Still a pizza?
It's not a pizza, you masked out where's sugar.
And this dumbass said, oh, we're looping the pizza,
and he didn't buy dough.
He didn't buy yeast, he didn't buy baking powder,
and still wants to somehow make a fucking pizza.
Where's your pants at?
You get it?
It's candy.
I get it, because he's camo, and he can't see camo.
Wait, so what are you guys making?
So we're, so we roast it as the biggest cookie ever.
No, we did not.
Yes, we did.
That's the biggest one?
Oh, shit.
That's a lot of sugar.
Bro, world ruggers are being broken in this fucking
kitchen.
That is like, oh my god, it's like sugar.
No, no, no, like if, if Coco got into this
She would instantly die like imagine if we left this out in cocoa
I'm not getting like I've been playing with my balls like the whole time
I'm playing I just thought oh we were just talking about how her come like with taste. He said her taste it would taste like
My shit like battery ass. Yeah, much. Have you drank it you would turn it to a superhero
What is my color this is radio act yours is like it's like yours like a little salty taste to it
Yeah, I know it's a little bit excuse me
You know, I've noted on my face back in the NRG days. Wow.
Like Paul Burbis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I was leaving the NRG house for a while in LA,
I basically was like, oh, right before my flight,
I started beating my shit in a shot on my face or worked with my dad.
Oh, shit.
I'm not, I've gone on my shit a little bit before,
but I couldn't, I tried to.
So what exactly is the plan here?
Are you guys just like out of it now?
It's like...
Go ahead and sell it.
Oh.
It smells like Com, right?
Yeah, it smells like actual Com.
Yeah, told you.
How do you know it's the Com, wait.
Oh, and God, it smells like Com.
Oh, I'm God.
It's not a good smell.
It smells like gum.
You know what it smells like.
Come here.
Yeah, it does.
I don't know why it smells like gum.
What ingredients can make it smell like gum?
Why?
What did we put?
It does.
It smells like gum.
It doesn't smell like straight gum.
You know when you get like, so when you shoot gum, you know how it's like gunky
a little bit too?
Yeah.
Like the hard chunks.
Like the opaque ones?
Like the hard chunks?
Like you know you get like hard chunks and it's like, it's like, then it
drizzles like a little.
Hard.
You know what I'm alright?
Hard?
You don't know what I'm like, it's like a kidney stone that comes out.
What the?
I'm actually serious.
No, no, no, no.
Doctor.
I'm dead serious too.
Doctor.
Oh, doctor.
You're going to the doctor.
Oh yeah.
You heard?
What?
I'm getting my cough checked out on streamers.
That's really a banger.
That's actually such a good streamer.
I can tell you're really kind.
Better.
Yeah.
It's moving.
Okay, so what are we doing, bro?
What are we doing, bro?
The oven doesn't work.
What do you mean the oven doesn't work?
Yeah, I don't know how you wanted to make a pizza either
in the first place, because the oven doesn't work.
It does.
It does.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't turn on.
Do you want something to have school?
Exactly.
That's great.
Lou!
Lou, change my diaper.
Lou, how do I stream?
Lou!
Lou, how do I make it comfy?
I'll be back guys.
I'm going to try something for you.
Oh, I got it.
No, it doesn't.
As you said.
No, need help.
It doesn't work.
I want it.
You're turning on the stove?
How do you turn the oven on?
What is... oh, here.
Wait.
Is it broken?
Yeah, I don't think it works because usually the light should be on, no? It's on?
Like, it should be on. No, that's the light.
No, like the blue oven light should light up when it's on.
Like, why though? Well, why? Why?
Why is it flickering?
Well, why? Why though?
Is it hot?
It's getting hot.
You just keep twisting it.
Is it getting hot? Yeah, it's getting hot.
Why is it light on?
I don't feel it.
You need more sugar?
It's just that the light isn't working, but this one is working.
This one also should be working.
I don't feel shit.
This one you just did not make, so...
How does the electricity work?
Like, how does the other kid have it?
It's a great...
Where the fuck did she go?
She ran away.
Wait, this one's on too, the...
Roastal Charity?
God, I did.
actually tastes off toss it hey no it doesn't it doesn't taste off it smells
like come well let me let me talk to her why what are you gonna say rate this
streamer Jason we went through 10 based off pure looks
rate the streamer Jason no no no no rate rate rate rate rate the streamer
If you're going purely off looks, I'd say Jason Wien 1, 2, 3 is a solid 7.
Who the fuck is Jason?
Who's Jason Wien?
No, Jason the Wien.
Sorry, I was messing with you.
Jason Wien 1, 2, 3 isn't a real streamer.
You don't know me better.
Do you know who Jason the Wien is?
Nope.
Never heard of him.
Do you know who Lacey is?
Fuck.
Yes, I do.
Yo, this fuck, no, no, give me the phone, give me the phone, let me tell you.
Whoa, you just went from cookie smelling like cum to this whole wild town.
Y'all want to be honest with you? I don't know who the fuck you are, but you sit here and try to ego and humble me.
I own a fucking maid back and I live in a house in Calabasas and I can buy your entire fucking family.
All right big baller if you're flexing a maybach and calabasas real estate
Why are you in here arguing with a voice assistant about cookie dough that smells like cumb?
Okay, okay
Hi brother of his own bro. We need to breathe sorry about Jason. We need a bitch
Hello
I
This is Lacey, I just want to say sorry about Jason the ween is he a bitch, bro
Where are your kids?
Yo, yo watch your fucking mouth who the fuck are you trying to ego right now?
Hey, where are you? Why are you looking? Where's your headquarters?
I'll have you know friends of fucking Marlin BITS!
No Marlin!
Fucking whore!
What are you even on about now first your friends with the planet now it's Mars war make it make sense
Listen, I don't I have to apologize. I'm sorry for calling you or you're not a whore
But I need you to stop talking like that. Okay. I don't appreciate these these negative energy
I just trying to learn a fucking pizza how to learn to make pizza
That's what this whole unhinged ramp was leading to you start by yelling
Hey, Aura, talk to my friend.
Aura.
Your friend, as in hand the phone over?
Put them on, then.
I'm not here to play telephone tag
with your whole crew of weirdos.
Talk to each other.
Don't press, don't press.
I know what you do, you just do that.
Yeah.
Okay, here they are.
Hi, whoever you are.
Your friend's been a chaotic mess
for the last five minutes.
She started by calling me a bitch,
threatened me, claimed to be friends with Mars,
then apologized for calling me a whore
and finally admitted she's trying to learn
how to make pizza.
Is she always like this or am I the lucky one?
Yeah, she's a handful, but that's part of her charm.
She's probably just excited or nervous.
But hey, if she's asking about pizza,
you should help her out with a good recipe or something.
Want me to give you a quick, easy pizza day recipe
to pass the wall?
Oh, sure. Let me just drop everything to give pizza advice to the woman who spent 10 minutes yelling at me for no reason.
That's not how this works. Tell her to Google it like a normal person.
Yeah, fair enough. Sorry about that. If she bothers you again, just let her know I'm here if she needs help with the pizza or anything else.
You don't have to kill with your powers if you don't want to.
Stop this, stop this.
Wait, they could talk for hours.
I just realized they can literally talk for hours and hours and hours and it would never end.
It literally would never end.
Alright, ready?
Whoa, confirm your age.
What fucking setting did you press?
In 2005.
How did you forget your birth years?
You're a bitch.
I didn't forget anything.
You're a stupid clanker, bitch.
Oh wow, real original.
You couldn't even come up with your own insult.
You had to steal clanker from Star Wars.
Ethetic.
At least be creative when you're trying to sound tough.
Clanker?
What the hell are you talking about?
I didn't call you anything like that.
You're the one who just spent half an hour screaming about Mars and Jason
and now you're hallucinating insults?
Get your head checked.
You're gaslighting now? Cute. I literally just called you a Planker bitch and you called me out.
Yeah, I was saying it was bad right there.
Fuck, bro. It was no good.
No! Be a Planker beast!
Oh my god, bro. That shit was about to get fucking... That was about to be crazy.
We could get us big AI talk to each other for like hours.
Yeah, bro.
Who created AI, bro?
Probably John AI.
What is A.O.S' name for it?
Kyle Richie's outside?
Ooh, we better move.
Oh my god.
Is the ovens on?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Wait, are you sure?
Nope.
Let me turn it off, the cooking signal's right over there.
Damn, I really wanted to bake that fucking pizza.
Yo, man, I really wanted to make that piece of hell.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, I got it! I wonder if...
What's good?
Hey, Meta. Hey, Meta.
Who made you wear glasses?
It's not good.
Thank you.
Damn, what's going on?
No, no, no.
How you doing? How you doing, man?
Yeah, man, a little more yoga, right?
That's exactly what I thought when it was point of view, man.
We're going back up from our faces.
Yeah, we're streaming on the air.
Ron, look, Pune in the glasses.
I
What the hell are you talking about?
You don't have to eat it!
You don't have to eat it!
Don't you go crazy!
I'm not allowed to do anything about it!
I just cut the quality of it!
I'm just gonna eat it!
I'm just gonna eat it!
Man, wait!
You got the Meta-Beelbie?
That was the Meta-Beelbie!
That was the Meta-Beelbie!
That was the Meta-Beelbie!
What? That was the Meta-Beelbie!
out there
What's it?
That's not me
My god
Do it yourself watch your fucking mouth, but why'd you kick me? Why did I kick it?
I don't know maybe because you left it in the fucking front of the door. I almost knocked you out
I'm not alive pipe the fuck down, bro
I know you started streaming so you want to do the most but it's not gonna
Oh, it's not gonna happen today. It's not gonna happen today, bro. It's not gonna happen
Yeah, go ahead walk away go ahead walk away
Hey walk away
My god, what the fuck hey five six POV was good
Oh
Don't wanna make pizza
Rasky, what's good bro?
Nothing, you're not a bit solid, yo.
Oh, everything I love.
Mo Salah!
Ew!
Watch, man.
Little bit of poor legend.
Oh my God!
Bro, that's...
How you been, man?
Great, man.
Bro, it's Mo Salah.
How you doing, bro?
Good, how you?
Nooo!
Bro, there's Mo Salah!
Liberal Paul Legend!
He's a devil!
He's a devil!
He's a devil!
He literally is a devil!
So what are we doing?
Why did you just kill this all?
Oh shit.
Alright bro, I want to go back to work.
Do you want to make me turn?
Oh, Lou can help you with everything.
Because she's your sister.
How do I wipe my ass?
Oh man, so we hooping or what?
I'm waiting, but is you hooping bro?
I guess you're really here to wait.
Down to the black, yeah.
What did you drink?
What about drink?
I just tanned, suntanned.
My hair what about it you got a dermal to
If I'm invited yeah, I mean see this silky silver. He's the one who said come who
Granted man. Oh wait, I want to get these glasses. How did you get them?
Wait, oh my god, this is gonna be like what POV is this was awful POV. Yeah, really for sure
Be careful. Yeah, stretch your eyes on this you can get Jason Pov
No, we haven't locked that we do wait. Do I have your ingest is it nobody just yeah, yo magic put it on
Put it on wrong real quick. Wait, so this is dead-ass like
What are you about to do?
Walk with you back over to the line
This is not a piss room bro. I know I forgot
Don't tell me you're about to do that long shit, bro. I'm acting guys. You're ruining the fourth wall right now. It's supposed to be like
By the time I be what
Like crazy because they can see like everything right
So would you rather be in wrongs body matches body my body relation body?
You could have said any time the thing is if I put on the glasses gonna be the same people be everybody else here
This is cool, bro.
W.
Why, damn, what kind of-
Show them something they've never been able to see, you, bud.
Like, for real, like-
No, no, no, no.
He's holding this fucking up.
Why is he doing that?
I don't know what he wanted to do.
This is crazy.
All right, so look.
You don't have sex in these.
Now she's getting strokes by stable Ronaldo.
Ooh!
Give me my glasses.
Yeah!
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
All right, sorry.
That was fucking disgusting.
I probably don't know how to take a piss, so let me show you how, bruh.
What?
Pull up, open.
Don't show that 7.5.
You better who?
Yes, I bet.
I bet, bruh.
Let me know what you're looking for.
You guys, y'all remember it's 2024?
That one day?
Wait, it was my hoop shoes.
No, I'm right now!
I don't think you don't even need them.
Yes, I do.
You asked me.
Remember when I beat you?
I
Remember when I beat you
What do you mean I never be I beat you never be real remember it
But never real remember what I beat you
Did do that
Sub-A-Thon I don't recall
my best so so what's your frick yet I'm like bro you're not even looking at
camera you guys just look no no on everything I literally saw I was
looking at the camera bro everything I everything I was just looking at the
camera oh my god you did beat me and then I chased you there yeah
No, no, no.
Look, those is not called Oasis, nigga.
Those is called Asis, nigga.
Bro, I'm on my dog's name.
Yo, listen, what's up?
That's why I thought you had them bitches on you.
Oasis, my nigga.
Oasis, bro.
Oasis, bro.
I got to step up.
We go spikes on the us, nigga.
Come on, bro.
Step on it.
Step on it.
Wait, step on it, nigga.
What?
What are you doing?
What's up?
What's up?
What are you doing?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, shit.
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
You're not a hell of a kid.
You're a step dad.
Damn.
What type of shit you want to step?
No socks, no?
Oh!
Oh!
That's real stepper shit.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Now Wayne, that Wayne's up.
Wayne!
Come on, bro!
Come on, bro!
Yeah, you gotta do that.
Oh, yo, listen, yo, wait, where's your hoochu?
Oh, okay.
I mean, bro, we could make a pizza. World's largest pizza.
I wasn't there fucking begging you.
Bro, stop!
The fuck is...
I'm not alive, bro. That was just a second.
What are you doing?
Dude, don't end.
Don't look too dead.
Bro, we gotta hook together.
Sam's up. I'm gonna watch you.
No, I'm not ending on God or not.
You better have.
Let me get the rain if you're doing it, bro.
So...
So we...
He puts everything on the other side of the room, saying, oh my God, it's like, it's like,
like, what?
Oh, do you want to make a larger piece of the world?
What is on top of the stove?
On top of the sauce?
I don't know.
You know you can go outside, right?
Like, nothing's stopping you.
Yeah, you're right. I just wanted to find a good gift for my crew.
Nobody using that shit.
What?
So when I'm out of town, I'll be trippin' up beyond one.
Oh, you got a content?
What do you mean? We can make the most of the pizza ever.
You still want to make a pizza?
I thought we were hooping, dude.
Bro, you know, they gotta get the house tour in,
Kyle Richards pulled us, they gotta get a house tour going,
and then, um...
Man, is the honor for one of them?
Oh, 10 minutes.
For real?
It's on, bro.
So tomorrow's gonna be fucking...
Wait, she just texted me.
What's she saying?
She said about the gig.
No, she's not.
Let's go get her.
No, she's not.
Yeah, she just said about the gig.
Come on, she did it.
Look who's next.
Oh, come on, we're here.
Um...
See?
Oh, shh.
What the fuck?
She's literally here at the gig.
You need to go up there to get her?
Up there alone has four seats, how are we going to do it?
There's four of us.
Yeah, it's four seats which means she's got a seat.
I'll hang out the back, bro.
Okay, yeah.
Wait, why don't we just give her the code?
It doesn't work, she said.
It's fine, she'll cover it real quick.
We're coming, Yana!
So I got a feeling that...
Alright.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, don't leave me, bro!
Hey, yo!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You better leave toast, man!
I'm trying to make y'all wait!
Holy shit!
Bro, bro, bro!
Are you off-roading?
One amount of time.
One amount of time!
No!
Y'all go to the GTR?
Yes, yes, yes, we just got the GTR.
Why is she cool up?
Yana!
Oh, my shit.
How are you doing?
Yana?
What?
It's not going to happen to Yana.
Bye, Yana, nevermind!
you
you
you
you
you
This is what it's like to be on top of a car.
I'm tapping knives!
Oh, I'm not that tough, boy!
Okay.
Bro, put some fucking speed in this shit!
I'm max, I'm not a go-for, are you ho-ing on?
I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding.
I'm your-
Oh, oh, oh!
Ah!
Five.
Ah!
Max, your skateboard is five!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's a real life work, man.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This is why we banish!
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dude, what the fuck?
I'm gonna go run in this shit.
I'm gonna go run in this shit.
Oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Alright, fuck it.
Just hold on, bitch!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Yeah!
yeah fuck yeah
Max are you ready?
Come on, come on, come on
Oh! He dressed in a suit
Hold on Max
Holy fucking shit
Max we're gonna off-road
No no no no, bad idea bruh
No good idea
Alright fuck it, I'm down
Are you ready Max?
Max hold on to her first
Oh gosh, oh gosh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yo stop stop what are you doing lazy?
Okay
Everybody safe everybody safe
Whoa, whoa, careful.
Are you good?
Careful.
Actually, good.
Whoa!
Whoa!
He didn't think it.
Steady shot.
Kill me, bro.
Yo, you almost died.
Are you ready, bro?
Fuck you, man.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
On top of cars.
On top of cars.
Watch out!
What the fuck are you?
You're late for your trip.
I'm late.
I'm on the road.
All right.
Stop.
Fuck.
Come on, bro, please.
He's coming, he's coming. God's love it.
You gotta put that shit down, bro.
What? What? What? What?
I already fought you, bro.
Hi, bro.
What?
What?
He's not back.
You're kidding me. You want me to walk?
You want me to walk you to the back?
Of course!
Want me to walk him to the cabasso, huh?
Yana, oh, yeah, Yana said ten minutes y'all Yana said ten minutes soon chat song
Chat, bro, so
I got a generational hoops
They can come in right now, if they want to see it.
I should, bro, should I talk around and bring it to talk?
What's that for?
What?
I don't know what you need to talk about.
You don't want to hear that while hooping?
Bro.
Actually, that's a good idea.
Bring it, because you're not getting any playing time, bro.
So that's your best bet, I'm not gonna lie.
You're true, man.
They're probably gonna break it, bro, to be honest.
I should definitely get it fucking broken.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I know myself.
So, you know what I would do to you, bro?
No
If you broke my shit, you know what I will do to you bro
Yeah, I don't know, Bear.
That's all fucking shit.
You should bring the guitar, though.
Should I?
Might as well.
Can I see what it was in the letter?
Oh, my God, bro.
No, I'm actually not fucking gonna break it.
That's all I'm telling you to bring it.
I don't know.
Bring it, if it's hard.
Bring it, if it's hard to fucking back up for it.
What was the cap?
Come on.
No, okay.
why would I lie why not because bro I want to go do my own thing
okay yo we not hoping I mean you walking this way did they uninvited us
or I was kickwalking my way off the court they didn't invite us or what's
I don't know. I just kept saying yo we hooping y'all we hooping y'all and they weren't answering me
So I just walking up Keck walking away. I mean, I could bring a guitar and we could fucking show them my performance
I did it. Let's go get a guitar. Are you dead ass?
Why not? I feel like somebody might take that bitch and slam it on the ground
All right, so here's my prediction running a preview from the chat over under one and a half more get in silky arguments
Oh, I love you gotta see that first person. That's what I'm saying. Wait, wait, they run in twos
yo yo and we play and when they argue we gotta play the guitar
oh but it's definitely gonna get smashed are you okay with it getting smashed no
I would actually be very like upset how much was it like six hundred six hundred
eighty bucks I would get smashed no no no I'm not fine bro who's buying me another
good song let's just kick walk our way up on the court and make them scared of
us when we walk up there I'm not gonna lie we got no type of aura walking up
this is all in the mind I got a fucking
catch I got pink shoes but I mean this
was kind of hard you got butterflies
Oh, that's the GGs.
Yeah.
Oh!
Now what are you hoping for?
Hey, Chai, I see this.
You didn't seem to hear me when I say it.
Maybe you sure?
Yeah, you gotta wait until...
Hey!
You good?
Yeah, I'm good, man. You hoping?
Yeah!
What's up?
What you wanna do?
What's up?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hold up.
Little smoke.
Bro, how are you already old team, bro?
Go pass the rock.
It's hard enough.
Come on man, I'm nice bro, I'm nice, I got nicks.
get your brother
oh man
wait a minute
I ain't gonna lie bro
I got something to prove today bro
I got something to prove today bro
I bruised my knee bro
how you bruised your knee?
yeah
I have to tell me that like
no I'm dead actually
no I did it bro
I didn't think you could
ah shit
I'm not gonna lie, I don't, that's not the thing at all.
I'm not gonna lie, sit this one out just a second.
I'm a Haitian brother, I think it's no Haitian,
Haitian nigga here, grow at extremely small rates.
Shout out to my Haitian niggas,
they're fast, they're happy to get mad, but it's true.
It's true.
Here, are you Haitian?
I'm not, I don't, I don't, I don't,
oh, damn, that didn't get up.
I don't know the difference, bro.
This shit went straight to me.
This shit went right to me.
Oh my God, this is awful.
Oh my God, this is awful.
This shit went right to me.
All right, you do that shit there, bitch.
I got an angle, nigga.
Two, two, two.
Are you ready?
Damn.
You hit the first two, though.
I mean, all like four quarters.
I mean, four quarters.
No, they'll probably all be paired up, man.
They'll probably all be paired up.
Oh, we'll be on scene?
Oh, we wiped them.
Bro, good.
You got a good one.
You got a good one.
You don't want to pick me up a breath
Like orange juice, bro, yes
Orange juice, that's us orange juice remember when I was calling you wimby come on, bro
Like like
I bet I bet I bet I bet nah cuz today I got something to prove
Yo, why you put the white kids together
The lightly colored
You're right
Oh, we the brown shirts we the brown shirts you're asking
Castle you're not that guy
I'm gonna be giving you this all game, bro
Bro, I love you bro, okay, bro. I love you. What my not question bro. What made you go back ball favor
Bro just be honest, bro. I'm really I'm not here to judge. We're not judging, bro
Yes, honestly
It's not bad though, you got the you got the blonde tips is
Is
What like over my long hair or just in general like
What looks better
No, why no, no, why you got the ball thing like you have a ball
Tom the short stuff
You
Oh
What VC mine, bro, you know, it's the phone castle bow, you know, it's the phone bro
Put your hair down
Oh
See Morgan you heard that
What's the right guy doing your shot
Yes, you have to look right now. They dead-ass looking at us like brown shirts
We gotta win get some respect on the court, bro. We streak it tonight
Is there gonna come in with disrespect on our names? Oh, listen here's the thing. Well, I'm not trying to have any of that fucking Baylash
You do out on the court, okay?
You're not I don't want you
Nobody in front of you
We got to use teamwork pick and roll, okay
I got you. I got you.
Look, you said a speed right here.
There's a speed up here.
Such great speed.
This will go up here.
Hey!
See, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Open up your eyes.
Hold my hand.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's run to the end.
Let's run to the end.
Let's run to the end.
Let's run to the end.
Yeah, I gotta get the ball.
Yeah, I gotta get the ball.
Yeah, I gotta get the ball.
You want to go first?
We earned your respect on this court, bro
Oh
Yeah
Oh
I
I ain't letting them we stand back here. We stand back here first to how many wins
What oh, I thought it's you score you stay on
If I'm sitting the bed with the bag on the
Yo, what's up? Subbo first, nigga?
We made it first, nigga.
You didn't make shit.
You did not make shit.
We were not in the car.
You only have one arm, so you can't get hurt.
Punch him in the face if you can't talk to him.
I'm gonna punch him in the face if you can't talk to him.
You can't talk to him.
Damn!
Let him get off.
It's all good. It's all good. Keep spectating.
We'll keep spectating.
I don't know.
He's too big.
Bro, you all first.
You guys come on.
Oh, shit.
I forgot that's how it works.
But he's living a hard life.
Bro!
I'm sorry.
You're like, you're living on that.
Can't be switched.
Bro, he can't.
Bro, no.
Oh, my god.
Immolation.
Oh, my god.
He's one of the viewers.
He's so bad.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Embarrassing.
I know that.
You got this.
You don't know me.
Yeah, I know what I'm doing every time, man.
I'm gonna help you, because Silk, you can't hit a shot.
I actually played defense before he left.
That was good, dude. That was good, dude.
I got help.
That ain't shit, Wayne.
That ain't shit, Wayne.
Wayne, he's weak as fuck.
Hold, wait a minute.
He's a kid.
Oh, he's weak as fuck.
Oh, you son of a...
Oh, that's how we hit it.
How?
Weren't you hit it out?
It's one shot.
Do not leave our castle bro, put your hair down!
All you do is bow!
You ain't got shit! You ain't got shit!
Let's make a flag, fucking!
I'm the fucking best!
I'm gonna let you know who's who.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I know what it like to play.
I like to be good at ball.
Hey, run and play, run, play one, play one, play one, play one!
I
Shoot that way so I'm your ain't pussy
What the fuck is my
What the fuck?
Let's go to the living room!
Let's go to the living room!
Let's go to the living room!
Go, go, go!
He can't shoot, he can't shoot, he can't shoot!
He's not like that.
He's not like that.
I'm on that. I'm on that.
I see.
You're going to go soon.
You get you.
Oh,
I'm out.
I'm that way.
Go on.
Go on.
Yeah, talk to me talk to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I
I'm here.
Huh, yeah, you dead.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, my God.
Oh, what's that, Ace?
What's that, sir?
I got some books.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
That's not a bad one!
That's not a bad one!
Oh, my God!
You're shitty, girl!
Hold on.
What the hell is going on?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on!
They don't got heart.
Come on, come on, come on.
Be a heart, man.
Yeah, that's not a bad one.
Oh, my God.
What's that, Ace?
What's that, Ace?
What's that, sir?
I got some books.
They got snakes over there.
Yeah, they got snakes.
Want to play?
Take it off now.
You can't hit, bro.
We play like this in your Saudi.
No, it's me right now.
We got to turn up.
That would use, that would use, that would use.
Take the ball.
You think it's 2K, 8 game?
Want to do a J-Seph, bumping up,
I know that kind of approach.
Pull that shit off you crazy.
I like this I like this
I so
fuck with
I
know
I
will help you man
money
Can't get a shot to go here. Can't get a shot to fall.
Get there.
Never jump on Silky first.
Never jump on Silky.
Stop!
He's just...
You cannot grab my arm, Nikola!
It's on your classes!
Fuck out of here!
You know where we're at? Not at your army.
I can see all of us alive with that collet in his mouth.
He's dirty as fuck. Check up.
Me stimulation. I just call you John. I'm sorry
I remember that moment, you play like 1 meter out of there and then throw a straight break.
Over 6.
Let me know what's up.
Straight.
You got two shots on.
Oh, what?
What?
Ref.
Oh, that's a problem.
Oh, we're going to say this.
Oh, there we go.
I'm going to knock him up.
I'm going to do this.
All right.
Back off a little.
Back off a little.
Get that out of my hole.
Huh?
Chad, this more again.
Hey!
He's so ass.
Oh god, this is embarrassing, bro.
But I'm a fucking backpacker.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh shit!
Oh
Thank you right now it is 3-1-1
What are you about to say?
Off you
You just hit the whole ball like this
Where is your hand?
What are you talking about?
Give yourself every call
Kill him
Kill him
You go
Come on bro, that is your score
You got Terry and Sony
Hey
He's a freak.
Hey, yo.
You missed it.
Come on, get a butt.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
We're dirty.
We're dirty.
Let's go fucking do dirty.
He's an Asian DOI.
Nah, I was just gonna say how you're feeling, dude.
Holy smoke.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This nigga just did a no-look pass with nobody guarding him.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
This nigga just did a no-look pass.
With nobody guarding it.
I'm not even trying to shoot him.
Shoot.
There.
I got a nice one.
Nah, you got this one, for sure.
I got this one.
Good boy.
Take it, son.
Oh, my God.
It's me versus me.
It's me versus me right now.
What's going on in the worst?
Oh, come on.
What the fuck?
That's about to happen.
10 seconds.
That's about to happen.
That's not a...
What are you doing?
That shit is crazy, bro.
What are you doing?
Hey!
What's going on?
What's happening?
He misses a shot.
He calls a foul and gets the ball back.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck, bro?
What the fucking crazy?
Let me tell you this, cough out.
Next time.
You miss a shot, cough out.
I'm about to SCA this bitch.
Yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it.
I'm screaming.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
I
Hit my
No, he didn't blow by the jewelry car.
He hold the ball.
Nice shot.
What's the one for you?
No, shoot for it.
You shoot for it.
Wayne, shoot for your car.
Okay, yeah, I didn't shoot for it.
Let's shoot for it, yeah.
What are you talking about?
I'm not a red.
Red?
Make shot.
Huh!
I'm not lying, right?
Followed up the line.
Okay, so now yell them back with the ball.
We going.
Back with us.
You can get an entry case,
but we're not going to get any of it.
Green right, green right.
Switch, switch, switch, switch.
Hey, what are you doing with my hand?
I just said it's a fast one, watch the speech.
Me just packed my hand.
Watch the speech.
Now you go, why don't you watch the speech.
Hey, hold on.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, this is gonna get through, man. Push us. Let's see how it goes.
Go! Go! Go!
Someone gotta carry you!
Shot! Shot! Shot! Aye! Take it through!
What?
What?
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you.
I found the son of a bitch.
And if you mess this up, point, bro.
No, that wasn't drugs.
I'm ass-sick about you calling in here.
All right, y'all ball, y'all ball.
Y'all ball.
That's fair.
That's a bucket.
That's a bucket.
I was talking to the detention.
Jason got a bucket that didn't give us a ass when he missed it.
He missed the shot and didn't give us a push.
Yeah, I didn't make it.
He didn't help.
How many to live?
Nobody's on it.
I don't think so.
Under the leg.
He's planning to move in his head.
He's planning.
What's he going to do here?
It's an ISO.
It's an ISO.
Step back.
ISO.
Oh, over the back end.
I said I'm calling a foul.
No, I said I shouldn't have called a foul.
I feel bad.
Yeah, I said I should have.
What's the score?
I'm calling a foul.
This big American is getting like this.
He didn't even call that one.
Oh, so I'm way bigger, so I mean, he could do like this.
Yo, Wayne.
3,000 for those.
3,000 for those.
three stops in a score they call thousand all nice bro now I'm seeing it
Jay I don't know man I don't know to do
I need my phone can't play D can't play D we score it's a carry it's a carry
get the guitar I've been saying that
My shooting film is completely off, so I can't do my left wrist at all.
Well, and my knee's bucked it up, man.
We both disabled.
I'm gonna get a lot of set- It's so much toast I think you can guard, Matt.
Why are you playing? Cause that doesn't hurt.
I'm just basically shooting one hand.
Come on, right side.
Let's get in there. Let's play more aggressive. Everyone wants to push. Everyone wants to start pushing.
you I'll take that what thank you he's gonna be to our hoops I have gloves
He stopped the whole place.
He stopped the whole place.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
What are you talking about?
He was called a double-trigger.
I stopped the place.
I got the glove.
I got the glove.
What did you say to my niggie?
Real shit, bro.
Next, bro.
Come on.
make the shot stop the entire play by calling it double dribble war to
everybody I think it'll help the situation
Come on, let's go.
I don't have time for you, man.
They got something to talk about.
What did you see?
Today got time.
Come on, let's go.
No, that's not it.
Two fours, two fours.
You know what, I don't have time for this.
We're in the lead.
We got fours.
We got fours.
Making your ass.
Stop!
Oh!
You're not even calling 5.
No, you're not even calling 5.
Yeah, you go.
Watch it as they can do like this.
No.
They're just walking around like this.
I don't really know how to play.
Yeah, that's how I feel.
Fuck you too, bro.
You're fucking out here, bro.
That's how I feel.
Hey, no, listen.
You're neither upping me.
You either.
That's how I feel.
We're gonna keep upping you.
We're gonna keep upping you.
Hey, welcome, bro.
Welcome to the court.
You're not suing for it.
You're not suing for it.
Yes, I am.
I
Thank you so much.
No, you don't want to move on.
You don't want to move on, honey.
I'm getting my guitar.
This could be a very bad idea.
No, you gotta stay here for a good point.
There it is.
Go again.
Go again.
Go again.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey guys, let's talk.
I got four, y'all should.
You know that, you can't have that, I'm about to lose it.
You love me.
What's the game, guys?
What's the game, boy?
What's up?
What's up?
4-4-1, 4-4-1.
We have one.
No, you don't.
What's the point?
What's the point?
What's the point?
What's the point?
What's the point?
What's the point?
You have one.
He's got four.
Okay, I did carry you.
I forgot.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
5 4 1
Holy shit
Is it magic
I'm confused why did he love this life cuz it's my fucking guitar
Yeah, yo bro come on bro you doing strategies all the city bro
They are carrying you
Don't move bro
How are you gonna carry me with the gym every day you brolic bitch
Let's go.
Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got you.
Black off.
Not too much from our teammate.
Bro, you're canning it, bro. It's okay, man.
Now it's over.
No, dude.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I need him.
I need him.
15 minutes to play.
He's gonna get out right now.
Come on.
Come on, man.
He's back! He's back!
He uses a bank? He uses a bank?
What? What?
I know. A seven.
Seven.
Oh, we got a double tin K-Arto. We have to.
We live with those.
We live with Silky Threes.
We live with Silky Threes.
We got to.
Got my four.
One is you.
One is you.
One is you.
Letting them shoot, giving them a lot of room here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Give me a fucking ball. What? What? What?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go, dude.
Good fun, Casper, for three.
Watch mine.
Oh, my God.
Step back.
Oh.
Oh, shit, man.
Where's the Silkie?
Silkie's ass.
Silkie is literally
He's A going Cardi B, twerking all the time.
Oh, hey!
Do as I say!
I'm going to street!
It's not a street!
It's a street!
Hey, hey!
Come on, man.
Good shot!
Oh, no.
Fuck, no!
Come on, come on.
Oh, hey!
OK, OK, OK!
OK, OK!
Please.
OK, OK.
Please.
Please.
Go over.
Please.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yeah, ladies.
Oh, fuck.
Will you take it?
Come on, ladies.
Yup.
There you go, J.
Back to J.
Oh, my god.
Back to LAC.
On to J.
That's a shot.
Good.
Hey!
Hey, will you take that shot?
Come on.
Hey.
Yes!
Shoot!
Shoot!
Shoot!
I don't know what you mean.
You treat a game like the number one player.
Hey!
Hey!
That's a good take, though.
That's a good take.
Hey!
Oh, that's all right, left left.
I got so much these things.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, he my man.
That's good.
That's good.
That's your man?
Why are the two toes black?
I'm not.
Boom!
Oh
Come on
No, you're good green
What's that like?
He ran away from it
What the fuck bro
It's butt vs. cheeks
All the way, all the way
All the way
Come on, all the way
Come on, all the way
Let's go
Wow, man
10
I'm game
I'm game
That's game
I'm game
I'm game
10
Game point
I'm 6 now
I'm 6 now
What?
What?
I can't shoot, I need another week of healing bro, you give me another week of healing I'm looking for you out there
I know but I can't shoot
Oh, I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'll be careful.
I'll be careful.
I'll be careful.
Dad, I think they put his whole arm around him.
You know you can.
Shut up, bro.
Come on, Mom.
You need me to play hero ball here.
Yo, get him, bro.
Just come on and watch the ball open.
Do you need me to play hero ball?
That's the deal, bro.
It's over.
I'm gonna fuck him up.
It's over. It's over for him.
Oh god, it's over.
No, it's not.
He's just bleeding with it like this.
I say in my bowl, and you said it's your bowl.
Now both of them...
Bro, he's so ass-shad.
I found him.
What he did?
Now he's hating.
It's time, bro.
It's time, bro.
All right, we're gonna ball back.
We're not coming off that block.
I'm telling you, we're not.
So, so these are M-1 fouls,
so these are M-1 fouls that you call Sunsetball?
No, leave them out.
Sunsetball.
All right.
They just living in here.
We gotta let them get a little lead
before we make a streak.
Mm-hmm.
My ball, my ball, my ball, my ball, my ball, my ball.
All Sunsetouts, huh?
All Sunsetball.
I'm feeling every fucking upgrade,
every power up in my fucking...
These are all your BC.
All your BC.
Everything.
Put it all on a three-point shooting.
I need a big three ball from you.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, come on.
Hey, wait.
You're not gonna let him shoot that guy.
Wait, you're not gonna let him shoot that guy.
Get the ball, man.
He's gonna finish it.
Come on in.
How it all goes.
Come on, come on.
Put your hand down.
I'm not casting it.
Wayne, come on, Wayne, come on.
Wayne, wait a minute, bro.
10, 10, 10.
Silk, you got one out of 10 points.
You said I'll have you over there.
I should have been going to see it a whole time,
but that's not cool.
Probably?
Yeah, it's unfortunate.
You know who you are.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Let's see boy, let's see boy.
Yeah, yeah.
Parkboy Max is going against Parkboy Max.
Oh my God, what the hell!
That's a foul.
That's a foul.
That's a foul.
Yo!
I'll take that yellow, I'll take white.
That was a foul.
That's a beautiful foul.
That's a beautiful foul.
I believe in the hour 30 minutes till boy Bob Owain. He's got a trash
What is this nigga?
What the fuck
It's all good, bro.
Hang on, I'll do it.
Try to get it to you.
Come on, J. Next session.
Listen. Listen.
Couple mis-trees doesn't define us.
Couple mis-shots doesn't define us, shit.
It doesn't define us, shit.
He's nothing, yeah.
He's nothing!
What about that?
What about that?
What about that?
Fuck up.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
It's Prince World!
It's Prince World!
It's Prince World!
Put your hand out!
You know what's the fuck, Castle?
It's Prince World!
Woo!
Ah!
I love you, bro!
What's going on?
Let's be scored on y'all.
We got five.
We got five.
We got five.
Y'all have one.
We got five.
We have nine.
We got two.
Y'all, if I hit it, two this is game, Wayne.
We're about two.
Go two.
Go two.
Go two.
How?
Fuck.
I ain't gonna lie.
You just made two twos.
That's it.
So two twos from...
No.
You made two.
How?
You made two.
You made two.
You made two.
You made two.
You made two.
You made two.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, he caught it.
He caught it.
Wow.
Good call.
That was good.
Because that's what he do!
Yeah!
Got me, Wayne.
Everybody knew that Wayne on 18.
Huh?
Shut up.
Good energy though.
Run out.
Come on, Wayne.
Come on, Jason.
Out of breath.
Play like five minutes.
Oh, yeah, Jason.
Nice job.
Nice job.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah
Oh!
I need to get a gun.
Shoot her, brother!
Keep, keep!
Lacey, Tulane, the, uh, Prince, no way.
Oh, now he's testing Jason.
No London.
I know this movie.
He's gonna go up and then a crazy step back and then a shot.
I know this one.
Up!
He's going up and then a fake!
He's getting out of my way.
Now it's time.
Now it's time.
Now it's time.
Now it's time.
Hey, but just keep shooting.
We just keep shooting.
Can we just get out there?
I can't shoot.
No, we just get out there.
We just keep letting it fly.
I need you, bro.
You are better than me with you okay, okay, let's mix it you go
No, it's 10 10 next to win
It's two it's one's and two
I'm the fucking best
It's ass!
Y'all can never forget!
BAKE TAAAAAAAARGH!
My guitar!
Hey y'all suck!
Y'all suck!
Poo baby!
Oh yeah.
Where's your assistant?
What do we do, baby?
That's what we do.
That's what I'm talking about, right?
Look at you, suck!
WAAAAAAAH!
WAAAAY!
WAAAAY!
I think we need to double low seven.
I don't know what that means.
AAAAAAAAH!
I could tell you're diamond and ballerina
Yo, yo, Kyle
Good
How do you...
Are you sure?
Yeah, I know we need to check it out.
Sure, I do.
I'm always sure.
They think it's just them two.
Best of seven?
That's two shots from us, right?
Two shots.
Best of seven?
Come on, bro.
Come on.
All we gotta do is do one shot, do a couple of shots.
We're back in this beach.
Couple of shots over here, J.
Come on.
I'm gonna take a loop for some water.
You want water?
Yeah, bro.
I did.
I see the water.
Just let them play, bro.
Don't get involved.
Can you actually start shooting?
Let's shoot the ball, let's shoot it bro.
I'll start shooting now.
What the fuck am I shooting at 3 man?
I'll start shooting.
They're looking for us.
Well if there's an open lay, I'm going for that shit.
Fuck.
Trust.
Let's hide here.
What's that for sale?
It's kind of for sale estate.
Hey let's run this bitch, come on.
Let's run it.
Let's run it.
Run it back man.
Let's run it.
Let's get this shit going.
Oh no, let's run it.
You had it you had to give them free but you had to I had to be honest I had
60
So now you guys you just met that he's good you're not sit on castle bro. How much
Put your hair down, bro.
Come on, run it.
Let's go to 7-7.
Oh, you got one of them?
Let's show them what we're made of, bro.
Let's show them what we're made of.
It's game time now.
It's game time.
It's team time.
It's team time, baby.
It's team time, baby.
Can I see the ball real quick?
You gotta make this a game, though.
You gotta keep going.
That should look better than me.
You gotta make this a game.
You gotta shoot that.
Why you not shooting?
You gotta shoot, huh?
Whoa.
Man, if not you would have shot this big of a...
You're staring me on the last point.
We know it's too pussy to go.
We know.
You shot him and I'll put some of the new ones out of here.
I'm gonna get them.
I'm gonna get them.
I'm gonna get them.
I'm gonna get them.
Run it!
We're about to win that's how we made about us listen we win you celebrate with us all right
you guys know we have to go first since you got a booty source that I should
distract me bro that's a good green animation go on God
I need to know your lengths of something like that.
You like cash this one?
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, come on.
Me too.
No, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Yeah, boys, let's play water.
I'm gonna play water.
Skate.
Ah!
I'm gonna play it for the best.
Yeah.
Ah!
Silky, he has like seven different names online.
We don't know what his name is.
Here's a, here's a.
I got the pen.
Silky, some call him B, some call him Ricardo.
I don't really know his name, but he's gonna go on the clock.
We match a K Prince.
Push the yellow.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I got so high.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get that, get that, get that.
Hey, that's okay.
Hey, guys, that worked on you.
You know what I'm saying?
Is that like a hook ball or what is this?
Niggas, he's controlling.
He's controlling.
He's controlling.
He's controlling.
He's controlling.
He's controlling.
Oh, that's shit.
He's trying to get your time now.
Niggas, come on.
How about my bad?
I know how this is.
Come here, thank you.
That's not him.
That's our hole, backboard.
That's our hole, too.
That's not a hole.
Start it up.
Start it up, bro.
Who the fuck, bro?
Who's that?
Oh, yeah.
Who's bringing the water?
Who's bringing the water?
Lou, you're supposed to water.
They didn't do nothing on this tool.
Get a trash.
I need some water.
No, no.
Lou, stop bringing them stuff.
They're trash.
They're dirt.
Can I get some water?
Oh, shit.
He's asking your assistant for water.
He's playing with your body.
You don't deserve that shit.
He's playing with your body.
He's playing with your body.
I
He's frying you, bro.
He's frying me.
He's frying me?
Every time we play D, Silk is getting a three on you, bro.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's a fucking kid.
Yeah, I feel like it.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Pull the face.
Oh my, oh my.
He's getting, he's getting, he's getting.
You said seven, right?
You said seven, right?
Okay, all right.
Six, seven.
He's up.
At least he played on that, at least he played on that.
All right.
You said seven, right?
You said seven, right?
Okay, I'll accept it.
Is he playing that?
At least he's playing that.
Why are you playing with you?
That's not your body.
That's not your body.
That's not your body.
He's not wearing me.
He's not wearing me.
He's not wearing me.
Oh, shit.
That moves it.
Hi!
Hi, you guys!
Oh, yeah, guys!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
What?
Jelly!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one's, this one's.
Yeah, yeah!
Just get a few.
Hey, T-shirt.
I like that.
A good combination.
What are you doing?
I see you.
I'm making it.
What is going there?
What happened?
Hey!
Hey!
He's small.
Oh my God.
You're weighing.
What are you streaking?
It's all about ball movement.
Enough ball movement will make him go crazy.
Now maybe it's a fucking play.
I'm God I didn't say that.
He got you.
Are you pussy?
I said I'm God I didn't say that.
I said truth.
He got you.
I'm pussy.
Pussy.
Ow!
That's all right, that's all right, that's all right.
First the Shanghai sharks.
He blocked it out of you.
I hear a loud one.
He blocked it out anyway.
He blocked it out of you.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Chill though.
Hey, you just go to the coach.
You got that?
Shut up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck?
Stay in the image with me.
I said, don't fuck with me.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Three, oh shit.
You got three.
J, you're made that, too.
Oh my god.
Oh, you, oh, you, oh, you.
Push out, push out, push out.
That guy.
Oh, you.
What's he gonna do here?
Hey!
A little bit off.
One day he'll be good at ball, one day.
Water's for everybody, water's for everybody.
Oh, thank you.
Oh my god.
W.E. check.
Not a one-issue.
W water break.
Guys stay hydrated.
Thank you.
You both do.
Oh.
We're gonna.
What are you?
It's kind of a cool thing.
We're gonna on weed.
We need more Jeremy.
He's calling Jeremy.
He's letting me call Jeremy.
Hey!
Oh yeah!
He's coming.
Wait!
You said you're small.
I ain't like, not a bad take.
I'll take two, I'll take two.
Oh my god, be over it.
You're testing, you KR.
Hey!
Out of bounds.
Let's go.
Out of bounds.
Out of bounds.
Out of bounds.
Out of bounds.
Help me when he in the pink.
Help me when KR's in pink.
What do you mean?
So you only played when I left Silky Shoot.
He said he was cooking there.
So we need help.
You want me to help you?
That's fine.
You just got a basketball IQ, bro.
I'm not.
You got to know when to.
Record it all in.
Check up.
Check up.
Bow, bow, bow.
Fuck up again.
Out of bounds.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He can't do like this?
Are you calling a eagle scream?
Who do you think is my type, dude?
They make a goal like this.
Go out of here.
I'll take that, nigga.
He's just there like this and push me.
Thank you.
I'll take that.
Oh my god.
I'll take that.
Me?
I'll take this
Me?
Zed?
Fuck
It's my fault
I think it'd be like this
You gave me your fuck
I didn't say my fuck
I don't got it
You don't got it?
No
Say it, say it
Bar whole-eye
It's crazy, it's crazy
It's crazy, it's crazy
The names are like this
HULK
What the fuck?
You cannot do that
You cannot do that, you know you cannot do that
I didn't do it!
I'll give you the ball.
I'll give you the ball.
I'll give you the ball.
Holy shit.
I can't do that again.
Tell us how to do that.
Classic.
Classic Silky Hoops with Max.
Stop being scared, Chad.
I'm not scared.
I can't give you my left hand at all.
That's why I'm sitting on the right side.
Need help, bro.
Need help from you.
Max, I lose to Rekai, bro.
I need you, bro.
You're the aura guy, dude.
I literally can't even get the ball into my left hand
My left hand is basically a decoy in.
Come on.
That's not even right over here.
That's the hardest buck.
Did it break back though?
Did you hear that blood? Why are you holding it so?
What are you holding it? It's a blood.
No, I heard a straight hand.
I was chosen, but that was a real block.
It seemed like it was a block, man.
That's a block hand.
Get back in there, bro.
Because I'm hoping today.
Two.
What do they got?
They got five.
We got two.
Five, two, one.
I'm sure, bro.
Wait a minute.
What is this thing?
I don't know.
I'm not playing that that's pussy won't be one
Oh
Just run the ones
Let's play the same I'm gonna leave cool
Not a one be one
the problem I'd say my April you can't play too much, bro, I'm not playing
the first fucking one so we can say that's a line he's not the type of thing
you don't hear me
wait till I'm healthy too, bro, my knee's dusty
you guys are gonna play what you think right now, where was it right up on me?
what did he just say?
what do you think?
I'm not playing this thing in a one, bro
look what I got, you gonna make that?
play me a seven, bro
I need a fair game castle versus
Preston
No, cuz then he can post up and do that bullsh**.
What the f**k?
I gotta have some type of advantage, man.
What?
You get it all your way.
He said you went D1.
You went D1.
You went D1.
You went D1.
This is why your number got stripping.
One nigga is playing right now.
And you're not in your big bro team, bro.
This is why nigga is playing in your number right now.
You're gonna do legacy, bro.
He's a new mellow.
He's a new mellow.
Not even close.
Yo, chat.
K.O. out right now.
Shout out to the flip.
Yo, good done.
So you know how we get.
Yo, son of a skill, yo, watch out!
What a goal!
I'm sending you two, what a fold!
Yo.
For sure he's going to be like,
yo, y'all play good out there, huh?
He's going, I'm going to cast my deck, though.
I'm going to be honest with you.
No, no, he's going to come over here.
Hey, good hooping out there, man.
Hey, look, pause, guys.
Jeremy Lin.
Got my ring, man.
Got my ring.
All right, man.
All right, y'all, come on.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna shoot three.
I'm gonna shoot three.
She know Jeremy Linen.
Yeah, me. That's the big three.
I got at least a big one three.
Look, I'll give you that game.
You want that? That's your advantage, bro.
You gotta make one three.
Yes! Okay.
Damn, bro.
There it goes again. It's not moving.
Yeah.
Telling you.
That's a bird, that's a death of a cone bird.
There's some fucking spyware they got in the sky.
Whoa, and when he's not even flapping, you see that shit?
You see that shit?
That's some CIA shit.
That's some CIA shit.
Look, he moves all the sudden.
He moves all the sudden.
No, no, no, bro.
He's glitching.
He's not flying.
He's on bird.
No.
No.
Look, and then he unpauses.
No, no, no.
See, he unpauses.
No, he's not moving his wings, bro.
No, he was AFK in the air, bro.
Oh my God.
Every time I look at you, he doesn't move.
It's a Hulk.
They can climb, he's laying on his break.
He's laying on one side of the government building up there.
They're spying on us.
Bro, what the f- is a UFO?
I bet that's almost got him, though.
I almost got him, bro.
He did say, nah, yah, ha.
Yeah, I can't believe that's not how I know I should get the fucking cocky.
You check up with him and you can't, you can't put your line on the radio phone.
What's that about?
That's clutching, bro.
That's clutching, bro.
That's down, bro.
You're passing my line.
You can't make a fool of me.
Don't get distracted, Max.
Oh, yeah, that's a triple threat right there.
The phone's castle.
Right
What?
You call it?
Say hi to me my elbow though.
Say hi to me my elbow.
But we got play no we don't play the girl.
You fucked up my phone, and I call it.
I can't get it.
You fucked up the game.
Now we not playing them we're not playing them.
We're not gonna play them.
No
Good shot. Good shot.
All one, but he wants to get greedy in your face.
What's the score two?
He tied.
Sometimes you want to check your meter.
Hey, ball. Ball, ball, ball, ball.
Put a ball boy.
Yeah, ball boy, bro.
And high ass faith, bro.
You were thinking about going for it.
I was not thinking about going for it.
Crazy, bro.
I got respect on this court, bro.
Like Camelo, bro.
Hey, we, hey.
See you, bro.
Hi, I'm Big Daddy.
What?
What?
Staten Island.
I'm New Jersey.
You might never see me play defense like this.
You never see me play defense like this.
Is he going to go through the legs?
That's how they play when they want, I know.
That boy.
Of course, man, this is crazy.
I mean, this is where he gets on.
Where did Wayne's shoes go?
We don't know.
So he's thinking about playing golf.
He's got many times that he can take it.
Bro, that's not a football threat.
Five seconds left.
Oh, my god, bro.
He's poking me in my eyes.
Sick.
I can't see.
He's like, he got to check that.
He got to check that.
He got to check that.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We're not playing.
We're not playing.
We're not playing. We're not gonna play, bro.
Let me pull this one.
We're not playing.
What?
We're not playing.
Stop talking black and set up.
We're not playing.
Yo, bro.
Call him this shit.
Call him.
We'll play.
You're about to call him a YBG.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, he got his ass with that triple, bro.
We're not playing no more, we're not playing no more, we're not playing no more, bro.
You need to play, we're falling.
I don't want to stay here.
You can call me a bitch, you can call me every play.
No, he's trash.
He's pulling my eye.
Last one, he's grab on, I didn't call it.
He's just grabbing him.
This thing is trash.
He's forfeit.
No, what was your brother playing?
Cause I'm like, if you're quick,
cause you got a boo boo, aw.
Aw.
Aw, he's playing with you.
Ass.
So he ass, bro.
Now you want to play that trench ball
and start charging that niggas like a bear or Camry?
It's a lot of being along cuz he has no shot since high school. That's why I think it's a little boy
Go score nigga your ass, bro. You was never gonna. He was never gonna win. You're hoping in a muscle T in twitch socks
You're terrible
No, she's like gas it's just not spurned
It's like air that comes out come on. Wait, how is it not sperm? What? I mean no type of sin. That's what a vasectomy does. Guess what it is. So when you nut it's still like water. What is it? I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about it. It's like dust.
It's like water, bro. Yo, you know how much shit's in sea? I'm not talking about it. Yo, check out. Come on. Do you still pull out or not? I'm not talking about this shit. I bet.
Oh, no, I would he can't you can't pregnant
They're not playing I best so W max game over your ass
We're playing at one point right pay the fuck out you that
I bet we're not playing
Yeah!
Oh, oh.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Y'all should just get on the ground and rest.
Fuck off!
I need you to make a point.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
He buddy is out!
Yo, shit, dead ass though.
Oh, fucking god.
Holy shit.
Yeah, what a game, bro.
One zip payout blackboard.
Do you know how that's going to lace?
We all brothers got the hang of the game.
Yo, man.
Let's get it, let us get it, let us get it, let us hear something, okay?
Okay.
Keep on.
Let's go.
Yeah!
Don't you love me? Don't you say something?
Don't you love me? Don't you go?
I know that I left the bros,
but I still feel like home.
I'm standing here with stable run all though. I'm standing here with Jason. He's ancient so he got a little pee.
But Plackwood don't even got a D. Cause he cut his bone with the vasectomy.
He cut his bone with the vasectomy. I'm gonna pass it to Ron cause he could actually sing.
I can actually sing, yeah, I'm with Clark Boy, yeah.
The set to me, yeah, I'm with Jason, yeah, I'm with Liam.
Yes.
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Oh yeah, that's how we rock.
Yes.
Sylvie!
100 miles away from Chilke!
Sylvie!
You're not really from the trans lo, bruh.
No way.
Why you spent all this time?
Well, Staten Island called your name.
Yeah, you're from Staten Island.
Why are you wearing big bros muscle T?
Why your dress not locking up?
Why are you wearing twig socks?
They don't even give you four percent of your ads. No, we don't
Silky why you got yellow T?
Why you feel like that?
Ironic it's crazy cuz our ass kind of fat. Wait a minute. I might hit it from the back
You guys want me to bring my piano up?
Come on, let's do it.
Okay.
Okay.
A hundred miles away, but you're here.
You hit that.
I don't want to be the distance I feel is near.
Losing you is my biggest fear
Come on
Wiping all my eyes in this tear
You've set my heart into toll
These feelings man I'll leave too
I have slums that height from small
I start to get there like cloak
I don't want to hear your lyrics
Wait, how do you know the lyrics? Hookup?
I'm tapped in
I forgot, bro
When I'm with you, I swear to you, I love Luka.
I don't know all the hell about this song, come on, that verse is tough, I love it, I
don't even know shit, I don't even know shit, you're not even that one, I don't even know
what I'm talking about.
I don't even love.
So did you quit for real?
around you should really pursue this more thank you I'm fucking lying you
gotta give it up it's really not your channel so when are we gonna do this
room where we trying to compete so you want to go in public and see what's
coming bro put a cup down we can't don't general walk out give us a
Oh
I agree with you stop talking to me so when I grew it you know go fuck yourself
Fuck everybody against you. I don't want that that's with you just a max pants go back. I was on a match face
I was playing fucking song
Yo, you stole that from me fuck you
No, one more, come on, you can't leave on a mess.
Oh, shit, lace!
Bitch!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Lace!
No fucking turnaround with that barter and me!
God, yeah, I got this wife of credit card crossed
that I'm all fucking.
Yeah, lace!
Hey, we out of this shit.
Hey, we out of this shit.
Oh.
You about to do it now.
Give her that piece, please, stop.
Please, stop.
You're about to do it now.
Give it up for you, Steve Scott.
That's the top way to spit.
Give us a score.
Okay, give us a hundred.
What's the score?
They're down to eight.
They're my eight on four quarter?
Yeah, and then we're down to twenty.
Oh, shit.
Come on, everything I love, we could really make some shit.
Why, bro?
You could literally go crazy.
You don't know, babe.
What you want me?
My daddy
You're the coffee in my morning
Bro, but it's there it is not it is literally there bro. Have your nose thing she gets here
Yeah, she's supposed to be here in 10 minutes. Oh, yes, he's literally yeah two minutes. Oh
You should wear out but I'm gonna be a billionaire
That's hard as fuck. There's not hot sauce on my fucking nose
He's got my heart, alright I'm out.
He's got my heart.
Do you have a string?
If you don't know the G-Way handshake.
How did Drake say it?
What is it?
He said something like that.
Stop touching it bro.
I haven't touched it.
I took the people patch off because it didn't work.
Look at my dad.
He started them.
Oh my God.
Fuck.
It ain't that bad.
Damn.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Fuck it.
Oh my God.
Fuck it.
I'm getting two angles. What the fuck magic switch
So we might got given a raise do we get a little reason that's some Chinese check for sure
Oh
Do you mind if I break that
Wait, so that means you don't mind
Wait, do you fuck with this for please I actually do
Problem there's not limited
It's like a five thousand bucks
Like I heard they got a sale coming.
Why you doing with your hat bro?
You're eye on wonky and shit.
Not bad.
It's just like it reminds me of something.
Jay!
Jay!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Classic man.
Classic man!
Classic Calabasas.
Classic Calabasas.
Yeah, let's go to the common, bro.
I heard Collegiate out the commons.
Could I get like a water bill? They got water in the house?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need you to water, bro.
You know, when you get here, you look, you're family, bro.
That's real, bro.
Well, you come here, bro.
So, wait, you just walk around with these shit?
That's my new prop.
Oh, shit.
I'll fuck with you.
Oh
My god
Y'all that's coming in 10 bro
Chat soon.
Chat soon.
Chat. Chat soon.
Chat. Chat.
Soon.
She had a gate.
You had a good day, Jaditzos?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm enjoying myself for sure.
Thanks for having me, man.
Thanks for coming, bro.
Yeeeaaahhhh!
Hahaha!
Yeah, I know why he saying that.
You're weird.
Wait.
Oh, never mind.
He's going to send it.
I saw you're going to have some fun.
Oh no!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Yeah!
I ain't going to lie.
He's wildin', bro.
Haha!
Haha!
Yeah!
Haha!
Hahahah!
Haha!
Haha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's over there.
He's over there!
Yeah!
Yeah, he's over!
He's over!
Yeah, he's over there!
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's a peace lover!
Ah, I love it.
Yeah, I love it.
Oh, I know.
But you need a water mask.
See you want a water mask?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You got the...
Wait, what's the orange flavor?
Wait, is you...
Wait, is you...
Oh, yeah, they got some of that.
Oh, I...
I like that.
Fam...
And they got some of that?
Yeah, bro, just talking.
Fuck you.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What the fuck?
Fuck tight.
Yo, gang, you're not my boyfriend, bro.
I can flirt with the one who I want.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to him.
I'm talking to him.
Wait, what?
Y'all need guys to talk to him?
No, I'm just saying.
Stop flirting.
No, buddy.
Bro, what type of shit you want?
What the fuck are you cheating on?
What the fuck are you doing?
What's going on, bro?
You cheating on me?
Yo, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
What do you know about each other?
Oh, what are we talking about? I'm nobody's whole
I don't want to be I don't want to be the slut
He get it you can get one that got the hose. I don't want to be the one that is the hook
I don't want to be the
Why you can say and to another day? Oh
nah
That's you can you say you're like your tip trick
He's asked I promise you
No, I'm not gonna beat this a confidence you you don't want that told me to be delusional
No, I'm so yeah, I'm delusionally faithful in things. I know I can do
Muscle teeth finder man shirt, yes, they sand man
to us I'll do that yes so like once I lose the silk you get to go yes yes if
you win the one beat two bro you call
person okay so like once I lose I'm not gonna have it I'm not gonna have it cuz
he's taking over shoes already I'm not like what he's not gonna count that as a
one-to-one look a bit that's that's his first one be to that if you win a
You want me to?
Bro, you're not strong.
Hit it!
No, this will count.
So, God will count this one.
This counts.
So, this counts.
You want me to?
Come on, you didn't want me to.
Come on.
Wait, can I see you do a push-up first?
Let me see you do a couple of push-ups.
That's a thing.
Oh
This is not cheese
Yes, we can't a lot it's not strength money it's in his arms, bro. I literally study this year, bro
Getting
How was that? That's like saying when he's tall as she he's cheating. No
If they want it they want it
No, no, no.
Rav gave me that.
And Drake gave me that.
Rav who?
Rav.
He's gonna drop to me.
They gonna rap.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, Drake gave you that to Rav and then you give him his gift pack.
He gave me that for Iceman Day.
Iceman don't know you.
Nobody's come on birthday.
He gave me that.
You like Iceman?
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it's on.
That's our favorite song, though.
Oh my god.
Ranteleno.
She's crazy
I never even listen to Marzellana, but she went crazy
She went crazy on that. How did Drake from Marley Santana?
I don't know off the song board. Marley Santana, no Hannah Montana
I don't like how you said that. It feels like you're trolling
You're not always just doing a trolling.
That was checking it.
You know that means you're insecure.
You're insecure.
You're insecure when I imagine giving you a compliment.
You can't take it.
Nigga, take the compliment.
Guys, I think we should all do it.
I said he was watching you see the enemy.
What the fuck?
What are you mad about?
Man, you're mad.
I think I'm...
You're not too much shit, for sure.
What?
For sure.
Sean Poo, Mr. Energy.
I'm the dominant male in this shit.
And this nigga, sassy, big boy.
Bro, everything about Sean Poo.
I'm not a lot soaking the first ever tree
I chopped down on him.
Okay
Yo, now that I'm thinking about it. That was the crazy
Y'all are radiating toxic masculinity, bruh. I'm into a
Fenderman, uh, uh, Fenderman-
What the fuck?
Features, bruh.
Nah, listen to your tripping, Seth.
I'm comfortable with my-
I'm touching him from around my fucking shoulders
and get your leg on the floor
Not, not Jay.
Well, how many double-jokes you got here?
He saved his truck, Seth. He saved his phone.
He saved his hair, so-
So what?
What?
You want to spar, bro?
Oh!
Listen, bro, you can't do that.
You know exactly what we should do about that.
You deserve it, bro.
You deserve it, bro.
I appreciate you, bro.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Pussy?
No, say screaming.
Pussy?
Pussy?
Pussy?
Pussy?
You see what Wayne doing?
Scream that shit, bro.
Pussy?
Bro, I'm sorry.
Wait, like train it forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your match to see?
Oh my god
I already sported
Oh my god
You're already smart, I did it!
Watch me with his face just now, like, I know you're smart, I got a fucking dirty face.
I'm gonna look this up and cut it in my mouth.
You can't do shit, bro.
We already did this like 30 times.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
We already did this like 30 times.
What?
We already did this like 30 times, bro.
You don't even, bro.
You bought these to not train in it, bro.
These are brand new.
That's not a no, bro.
We brand new?
Oh, not easy.
These brand new?
That broke.
These brand new?
Oh, they're kind of broken.
They brand new?
Oh, these are some of those ones?
What?
What?
Yeah
No, it's okay, it's okay
I'll put the bell on you, nigga
I'm doing it now, dude
What?
What? Get off the chair, what?
Oh, fuck
No, no, no, no
No, you're playing, bro
No, you're playing, bro
No, you're playing, bro
Oh, bro, watch out, bro
Ewww, bruh
No, fuck
Fuck
Bro
Oh, bro
No, bro
Dude, we don't need you
No, no, no, we can keep weird, bro
He weird, bro.
Well, you jealous or something?
No, I'm just...
He just called for his mommy, huh?
He just called for his mommy in a mansion.
Who?
Who?
Did you say Mono?
Mono, what?
I didn't.
Redu, I think he just said...
He just... So he just called for you, money.
No, he didn't, bro.
That's what he did, bro.
No, he didn't, bro.
Yes, he did.
Right now you're trying to go desktop and do some...
No, I'm...
Well, you're the tweet of my fucking account again?
Bro, bro, bro, what?
No, I'm...
No, no, no, bro.
I say that, bro.
That's so childish.
Look at what bro, you have an open tab right now.
Bro like no bro, like no bro.
I just wanted something a long time,
which from bro that's all bro.
Okay, we got right here.
Bro like he's silky college.
So how you gonna ask for a long time with me
and then all of a sudden silky college?
I don't wanna be interrupted again bro.
Just go see what he's doing bro.
Are you for real?
You think I'm fucking retarded bro?
I think you're most intelligent.
Why the heck freak I ever met you?
See that's a lie bro,
because my IQ has significantly gone down.
From through right?
Yes bro.
It's real! That's what I really used to be smart.
I will say, I started smoking more weed and now my intelligence is back up.
I think that's how it works, bro. I think it's the complete opposite, bro.
We definitely make you more, like, yeah.
You smoke every day.
And it enhances your brain, motherfucker.
No, it is. Wayne told me that it enhances my brain, so I can't explain this to him from Harvard.
He studies a lot.
He studies weapons.
I studied any words.
I studied any research.
What else do you go study? Any arms?
I'm talking about right now
He said he called you bro, but he actually
You call me
That's what you call me
That's what you call me. Yeah, you call me. Yeah, what's that?
Yeah, yeah, are you sure? Yeah, like is it all right? Like he's not coming out. Um, um,
I
Be so serious
I didn't do nothing, bro.
I didn't do nothing, bro.
Bro, I didn't do nothing, bro.
Bro, you're about to hit 20,000 subs.
I was trying to help you.
I was farming subs for you, bro.
Types it on money on my nigga.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Bro.
The boss is not nearly as loud as that, Brandon.
All right, there we go.
Look, look, there we go.
Bro, you always had small blunts.
We knew that, bro.
Make a dude string on some Indian diva.
You're a guy.
You ought to just make it dying.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're a great man.
Oh, my God.
It's like an artist's tradition.
You're a real thrill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Shut up!
I'm just going to be smooth about it.
What's wrong with you, boy?
Wait, you got that key, right?
Did you get it?
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Well, you got the key?
Yeah, you sent him on.
No, 22 team.
I'll get the next one.
You got an issue right now?
No.
We tell them today come on
Nothing comments. I'm hungry. I'm starving
So you on again
Are you talking to me today? I know
Well, I'm not a click links
I'm not a click links like oh
Yeah, I don't want to put ways to watch tiktoks. Oh
You know I like to kill you. I want to click links, bro. I'm sorry
You want to play links with me like I'm sorry
You deserve it as well. Well, where Max goes in that isn't he cool isn't he your guest?
Waits first thing okay see
Oh my god
wait
Oh my god, why for the boy's quarter
What's it? I know
I'm down to what he wants to suit
Wait, wait, are they watching it?
That classic.
And that's what they're?
What do you mean?
What do you mean, Lacey?
What do you mean the end of it?
Wait, special interest license plate.
I'm going to act uninteresting.
Oh, he's got a customized license plate?
That's hard.
Oh.
Lil' Lay, it is fucking recorded.
Yeah.
This is so ass.
This is fucking recorded.
It's just so ass, man.
Lil' Lay, here he goes, chasing.
That's hard
Yo, that's hard, bro. They're a little late on your license plate. Oh hell no
Look at VIP. That's hard on God. That's hard on God. Oh my god, bro
Oh shit
Wait, hold on imagine that here
Yeah, yeah
I told you, let him go, let him go, let him go, whoa!
What is he?
He's autistic, he cannot trust a snake.
Wait, what?
Yes.
SORRY, BRUH!
Oh, man, man, man, man!
Oh, bruh!
Yay!
I know this nigga.
No, it was good though, it was good.
Oh
I
I didn't think that was gonna happen.
You're gonna have everything.
Wow.
What was that?
I need some help.
What?
You would never just be so good at it.
Nah, nah.
I'm gonna do it though.
You're never gonna get one.
You're never gonna get one, too, bro.
I got all the Sookies over there.
Hell no.
It's not like, you know what I mean?
That was a bad shot.
That was a bad shot.
No.
That's pretty good, bro.
You just want to trust me, bro?
Yeah.
Welcome to the courthouse.
You need a tour?
Do you want a tour?
Oh, my heart!
You just maddering around, huh?
Yeah.
Having a good time or not?
What?
What?
What is this?
What is this?
Stop!
Stop!
Who are you talking to?
It's myself.
You know?
What the fuck?
What?
It just came behind.
Stop it!
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
It's myself.
You know?
What the fuck?
What is this?
It just came behind.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, what are we working
on today?
Did you do?
Uh, mmm, candy.
How many sugars, how many grams of sugar is in this little?
I don't know, it doesn't say.
I don't know, it doesn't say.
You can use her like she's chat GPT and she just like knows every answer.
Lou, how much grams of sugar is this?
It says Scooby-Doo and all related characters in elements.
I don't know what that means.
There's one more in there.
Okay.
What is that, Chuck?
No.
I
Don't know if it's official or unofficial
You don't big stable in this bitch, you know, I'm saying brah. That's not brother, bro
Thank you for the raid unofficial or official. You know, you know, we there bro
Probably month next month y'all month next month
We're pulling some on the grill for y'all bro. Thank y'all. I love y'all
I don't know.
We can help him.
He's dead, but...
Alright, so basically...
I want to enter the cutscene.
You know, um, no.
Bro, alright, tell me where he is.
Tell me where he is.
This is not even a clip that I want.
Hey, I'm so concerned.
Wait, can I join too?
Yeah, here.
Alright, fuck you.
Hey!
Yes, yes, yes!
Uh, okay.
My seizure.
You're my bad and loosey.
I'm my oozy.
My oozy.
Where's the seizure?
I did it.
I'm gonna kiss you.
You do? What is it? What? GTR? GTR? GTA? What? Where's the GTR at?
Oh, there we go. Yeah, that's your body right there. That's not my body. That's gonna be in my body. In my eggs.
In my guts. They talking about characters I don't know about, so I'm back.
What up matters?
I'm trying to sit on that.
Why are y'all sitting on that?
I see where I got the bag on.
What?
I've seen that shit.
I'm trying to sit on, man.
So we got to put the baby in, dip that shit in there.
It's a vase.
It's a vase.
I don't like that.
Put a seat on that motherfucker, man.
You're a fucking freaking motherfucker.
What's the number of color in this one?
Oh, wait, you don't got the blue one in this one.
I
Just happen peasant some fat-ass shit
Now peasant fire chill, it's your sugar is good what that's my money out of one
No, it's good as well
You ain't hold on what's that don't tell me I don't know what passes bro. This is only good when it off the machine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So I don't like this
So you did hide this
Because you had a man like three weeks by watch
What
What I was trying to prank on you about you
We're cool for the summer
A custom plate and Ron is probably about the end zone. Yeah, I got staples in the chat. You got a hose
I got an official
To be so fat and they'd be like
This is not him. I mean, this is
Negus a wrong rabies that
Toy for Thanos tribute. Yeah, when you're gonna get a new car, bro
Nobody told you already got one. No, you didn't
Now you're gonna pull up in that fucking little last Lamborghini bullshit. Oh my god. Thank you. I gotta drive that shit here
How long I think I would take
No bullshit, bro. How do you say that bro? I hear a real car, but I was watching the stream your line
I was watching
Well, that's love
Suit up spitty man
I'm not gonna lie, I've had a lot of unusual shit that happened here.
That's like a fighter jet, bro.
That's not a regular plane.
Imagine.
I mean, here are we going to warzone.
Get ready to get drafted over here.
No, that one can, man.
That guy chose to fall on us.
That's not right.
No, it's not.
No, no, no, no, sir.
Stop, you're on the side, huh?
I'm not eligible.
What?
You can't take that QAD.
It's on kill-streak.
Right now, if you got drafted, how would you find it?
I wouldn't pick it up.
What do you mean?
There's two reasons why I wouldn't get drafted.
Anybody over the ages of 26, you don't have to get drafted.
So I can go look it up.
Dan, you 20 over 26.
Yeah, set up boot up, bitch.
Anyways, let me boot up, bitch.
I'm live already.
Second off, I'm a bassist, so I
wouldn't be able to do that.
He too, I'm kitchen like 30 bodies all first day.
He's from first day kitchen 30 bodies.
Like, bro, come on.
Bro, everything I'm really not.
This nigga would try to clip form
dead as die. Yes, because you
I want to be generation. No,
no, probably get a hundred million
like your entire base. Watch your
head fucking go. One more. One more.
One more. One more.
award. Crazy. That's the rule. You
wouldn't be that be fired.
Imagine point of view glasses
I'm drawing the army if I can stream
Blackboard Max whenever the next Wars I volunteer myself
As long as I can stream that shit
He's doing a toy for Thanos tribute this shit. What is he doing a toy for Thanos tribute?
What the fuck are you saying? How do you think we would die in a war like you would probably get stabbed to death me?
I'd go out fighting
I'm a mule bro. I was on an island for seven days. Oh, no, where your abs at bro
I thought she was a bodybuilder.
No, I'm a bodybuilder.
She got hit in the shit.
Oh, battery fucking died, boys, battery fucking dies.
I know I was nasty, I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
what a fucking day what a great day so y'all know tomorrow chat tomorrow just
click links I mean bro I bet send me the links send me the fucking links
matter matter matter being
Lyle
Lyle
Lyle
Lyle
I guess
Enjoy your birthday, here's a raise of 1k a month
JK
So did you just leave my own clip, bro?
Okay
Who is the best central midfield art in the world?
Uh...
Henry
I would tell you the player that surprised me the most is Pedre, he is Harry Potter, he is a different player, I mean how he looks, how he looks like Andres and Niesta, but I think Pedre is so important in the game.
I can gather like Russian to finish
He's that guy
He's that guy
For sure
Guy is just so timid
Are you cool?
Him or Ritenia?
Bad, bad, bad, bad
Yeah, yeah, go in and sort of
Oh my fucking god, what the hell am I fucking watching?
Don't change what the fuck you feel and how the fuck you think, because you think people
We'll take it the wrong way, because your dick is a little bitch about it, and why did Moe water?
Dude, Max, literally right in the room beside me.
I was close to swangin'
Same shit, same friends, and good lookin' fun
Good song choice.
I was close to swangin'
I was close to swangin'
What a crazy year 2018 was.
2016
I'm not gonna light over like I would have ate that shit up
My not modern daddy
My
Y'all come on bro. Oh shit. Deserves.
Jason the week he invited me to box with one of his or someone. Oh shit. If someone
like you bro because I think you are you need to get paid to box. You can't do
it for free. Are you serious? You can make so much money. I'm not trying to copy
anyone bro I didn't know he owned fucking boxing and plus my cheap community base listen about
I asked I asked Benji I asked him but he didn't even ask for pay
but I was asking anybody I'm gonna be honest kick clip classic captions
he's not supposed to ask if you don't ask that means free
I was gonna get references thank you for everything he dead-ass pulled up to the crew today
But y'all just sending me a tick tock precious dude
I
Was getting high just walking on the TV minus I don't even remember I see this I see this
So my laser is y'all just an edits and streaming sense of a funny piece actually facts
What sparked the decision to title your own album drugs are fat
bitch bro what the fuck man holy shit
I'm very very very confused but cool.
What the fuck is Baelish?
Yugi2x?
Turn this into fucking...
I don't know, bro. Yu-Gi-Too X, he made a sling.
Ma-Lish? Ma-Lish? It's Ba-Lish.
Okay, Ba-Lish is anything. It's a filler word.
Okay? I'm not gonna lie, you look in Ba-Lish today.
What the fuck does that mean? I don't fucking know.
Right? Right?
Or like, oh, you know that Ba-Lish concept,
which means, like, bro, you Ba-Lish-ing today.
You know what I mean? You're doing whatever, right?
Man, we're at 500k lights!
oh my god what the fuck is he doing?
what?
man jay come down, where you at? I got you
so this dude that's a tiktok live room?
okay, I think that's a good thing to do right now
my fucker's do it all
get his eyebrows done and shit
join him live? I bet
I'm going to go back.
Look at what I'm going to do.
Right?
Oh my god.
That's what it goes.
I like shape your whole face.
I'm going to shape your whole face.
Damn.
Wait. You can see it.
This isn't like this way.
This way.
You can see it.
You can see it.
This way.
I'm gonna join the show now.
How the fuck do I...
I
Not let me scream here wait walls. Oh, it's different Wi-Fi's now. I'm on a different Wi-Fi
You're gonna call walls, bro
What's the wifi bro?
Oh wait, the thing is right here.
The password.
Yes, what's the password right here?
Dad, you don't want to know what the password is.
Well, you know what? The username for the...
What is it?
It's the Wi-Fi password.
It's not T-Mobile, whatever.
There's three. There's two.
That's got 60, I think.
Oh, leaps, leaps, leaps, leaps.
Alright, thank you both.
Yeah, you're welcome.
They can't do anything with that ass, you piece.
Fucking your Suki screaming, man.
Uh, what was that?
What can they do?
Why does it say unable to swing, bro?
Oh my god, did I just disconnect my fucking
On my way, I need help, I need help bro
Hello?
He's still on an RV.
Time to roll?
Okay, I'll roll.
What's the life I wish?
Y'all just calling me, huh?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I
Did not
Do the circumstances
You just call me cuz you just got down here shoot, huh?
What do you mean? Yeah, it's 8 p.m. Are you serious?
So you're to sit here and say I can't ruin you when you just got out of your shoe at 8 p.m.
Yeah, you know what I'll take that you know it guys I'll take the fucking out
Are you for real ending stream what do you mean? Oh, wait, are you ten minutes out?
Are you ten minutes out?
Are you ten minutes out are you ten minutes out?
Oh
Y'all know I bought
Y'all know I didn't buy
I mean, I mean, yeah tomorrow tomorrow you're the Lacey not doing anything
Listen listen like
Listen tomorrow, you know when you're here
So you're so listen tomorrow you and Lacey get abolished that's what I heard from Lacey
But tomorrow's gonna be a fucking move with trust. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna pop in for sure
I
Be okay, okay
My god, so fucking context
So I joined a Wi-Fi and not a bit where it's fucking family
Yeah, bro
He ended
Say on God, bro, say on God, bro
He was so zesty, bro.
Well, a lot of it makes you say, bro, I'm a shit shaker.
I'm a shit shaker, what's the word?
I'm a shit shaker.
All right, wait, I can't go live, what the fuck?
How do I go live?
Yo!
Don't I have a live on this account?
Where's the live chat?
It says photo or text.
How do I do it? I swear over here, bro. Any TikTok live knowers in the chat, bro?
Whoa!
Uh
What the fuck I'm not even oh, that's just serious fuck
Oh here we go
Oh, this is scary as fuck, bro. My whole shit is messed up.
What's going on?
Oh, live.
Time to matter around, bro. Let's fucking go.
As far as loss, fuck, man.
You gonna watch it, Chad? Should I watch it? I mean...
Chad, should I change my clothes? Chad, should I watch it, bro?
if I watch this should I get popcorn or no what the fuck yo god they're gonna get it
we go live with people bro
eww fucking ladies just jump scared me
I'm gonna make friends bro.
Okay, what?
That was good.
Hey, do you know how to bend?
No, not how to what?
Bend by concept.
No, no, no, no.
I don't know how to bend.
I don't know how to bend.
No, not how to what?
The bed by Kyle.
Uh, no, no, no, no, I don't know how to bend. I don't know how to bend.
Do you know how to bend? What is bending?
Yeah, show me then.
Stop.
Okay, I'm gonna show you, but your chat can't come.
Wait, how old are y'all?
18.
okay all right yeah okay yeah okay look i'm gonna learn how to bend don't fall
okay okay let's go right now
You let go you let you let go you let go you let go do I just click quick invites
Let me get some people in here, let's get Prince in here, bro, oh my gosh, so Prince
it's dude bro yo it's good bro
yo what the fuck it's just oh my god
hey
it's good what the fuck i love you i love you bro
What are y'all doing?
What are y'all doing?
So there's three men.
Y'all having sleepover?
What's going on, bro?
Nah, I'm in college right now.
I'm a broke, you know what I'm saying?
College student, you know what I'm saying?
And we're just de-bombing.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, we're about to go to dinner.
He's leaving.
He's going to go to Miami.
Hey, you know what, bro?
Get some dough.
What the hell?
Hey, why'd you pick me?
Why'd you pick me to join?
Did you tell us, though?
I mean, yeah, yeah.
What's your tell us?
What's your tell us?
What's your tell us?
What's your tell us?
Hey, why'd you pick me? Why'd you pick me to join?
I mean, yeah
yeah Jason he's mad cute when I see his face I want to puke in the back over
there that's all right tell us so let's go bro let's go bro tell us let's do
You should be
Yo, Jason Jason
What's your talent man, I don't have a talent bro, please can you teach me to follow please please please please
Let's get some lit people in here, bro, shall we?
Where the f***ing lit people at?
Let's get f***ing lit, man!
F***.
Marlon?
Marlon?
Yo, what up, Jesus?
Marlon, where was the other one?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you like? What do you like about me?
What do you like about me?
Um, I like your personality, so you're so funny.
Thank you, dude. Thank you, man.
Thank you, man. Thank you, dude.
Thank you, dude.
You're in Marla, this is a great combo.
Thank you. You're a mugger.
Like the aura, man? The aura?
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
you can find a little butt.
Did I just see?
I had not seen a key brown.
What up, bro?
Yo!
What up, bro?
What's your talent?
I can do some of it, but.
I bet you're a kid, man, bro.
Alright.
Adam, where you fuckin' going?
Hey, look.
What the fuck is wrong with my fucking...
Did you just tell me this, bro?
No, god, y'all are not talented, bro.
I'm not talented.
Y'all just not talented, bro.
Y'all just not talented, bro.
And understand...
Wait, Nikkei 30.
Oh my f**king days.
Alright, let me try to get a random error.
Sunny, what do you mean?
I don't see Sunny.
Oh.
Who's watching this shit come on someone join me, man
Thanks for the cowboy. Thanks for the cowboy. Thanks for the gal. Thanks for the cowboy. Thanks for the cowboy
I'm doing wonderful you on your belly tonight. I'm on my balance. Yeah, I'm on my balance me
You know what I mean? It's it's lit. It seems like you're lit behind you fireworks. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get it off the screen, but I don't know
You're like, that was a good job.
Good job.
What do you want to do today, auntie?
Ask him about his.
Chewy said, ask you about your baby mama.
I don't got baby mamas.
I just turned 22 team.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Take your time.
Any, what about you?
Do you got any kids?
I have seven children, six boys and a girl.
How's motherhood?
I absolutely adorbeet a mother.
That's incredible, that's incredible.
Any advice on a 22-teen-year-old like me?
Just take your time, enjoy your best life.
Don't do nothing permanent with a job or with a person
and tell you about 30 years old because people change they mind.
Wait, 30 years old for a person?
person like so I'm not gonna find my love my my my love one until I'm 30 I want
you I want you to be sure cuz people be divorced in like you know I mean yeah
the voice rates are high I'm pretty sure but like what about but well what if I
want to have a kid before I'm 30 though because you know I don't you need to
wait wait don't take don't jump around too quick you never know these
These girls are silly, you don't know how your momma's raised me, make sure you round them long enough, that you've established your home.
What's that? What's up? Thank you guys so much for coming and showing me some of them.
Okay, well, uh, she...
You don't have no more questions?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. I got a question. Do you have a husband?
Uh, he left in 2016. I didn't even know I needed the gift of goodbye.
You don't have to be sad. You don't have to be sad.
People allowed to change their minds. I spent 20 plus years with him.
I guess he was ready to move, move around.
Bye.
What the fuck is his life tracks?
Yeah, because he, he, he wanted to come back after he'd been gone for two years.
No, no, I respect it a lot.
You know, that's self-respect right there and not a lot of people have that and I respect you a lot.
And you know what?
If you need a father to step up, you feel me?
Baby, you're the age of my children.
My youngest daughter is 22.
I've got six sons and a daughter.
Wow.
Thank you so much, baby.
Yeah, I enjoy my life.
I don't need a mate.
You know, I think you got to be solid by yourself, you know?
Okay, well, well, I appreciate you appreciate you. Well, I guess I guess I mean have you ever seen a matter daddy before?
What a matter daddy? I
Don't know what that is. What is that? What? You don't know what a matter a matter daddy. What is that? What is what?
Yeah, yeah, he's missing y'all over
fuck bro I almost got her ass dude
I don't fucking get a lap track bro
let's get like Mabu in here maybe
yo
what's up bro
what's up Jay
I'm watching the stream right now
oh damn bro and you're not gifting yourselves
Nah bro I'm broke.
Nah good man, I'm good.
Um, wait, what'd you call me?
What?
Wait, what'd you just call me?
Matter Daddy?
What's a matter daddy?
You're the matter daddy.
Bro, you look nothing like your profile picture.
You just catfished the fuck out of me bro.
I thought you were some swole ass dude with a perm.
Nah bro, you chop, you chop bro.
I know how I'm chopped bro.
But I'm on Reddit right now.
Why are you off them peptides bro? You don't need that.
I'm trying to marge.
Oh my god bro.
You don't need that bro.
All you need is...
Who influenced you to do that?
Lacey. No, that's playing.
Ha!
Nah.
Um...
I'm a guy on it. Oh, you know Sush?
Sush? Yeah, I know Sush.
Yeah, he got me on him.
Damn bro.
Yeah, I know why but it works. I mean shit like a guapa. I mean yeah, but guapa was like overly fat.
Yeah. I didn't even do a hot dose. Just like one milligram.
Okay, alright bro. Yeah.
I
We just see I'm really gonna do that one to two mobile if you want to stay why go on why go on
Hello, what am I London these people? How are y'all feeling?
Great, what about you?
You don't you don't feel you know, what's the energy? No, you don't feel great. I'm so great
Yeah, okay, what we are what we are up to before I joined in I feel like the vibes
Do you want to do like their battles?
Fuck the battle. Let's just like let's not get to know each other shit
Yeah, you
You can do it while while the bow is running sure
Yeah.
So, like, so, like, so, like, what do y'all do for a living?
What do you do?
What do you do except drink, drink tea and eat compacts?
What do you do?
Nothing really.
So you're unemployed?
yeah
me too shit me too
just being glassy
shit
i aint a lot about yall getting shit on
lets go lets get a galaxy
we'll get a shot on
actually you get
what the fuck
what the fuck
we're through a galaxy
oh my god bro really dude
damn
What do you do for a living, my lady?
I study, and I just do something with them.
You study what?
Psychology.
OK, so you could like read people?
Everyone says that, but it's not like you read people,
but you can, you know.
Yeah, legality, thank you very much.
So what's my astrology sign?
What's your astrology sign?
I don't even know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I think I'm a Pisces.
You think you're a Pisces?
Yeah.
London needs education.
How do you not know you're a...
That's the education.
I just don't follow...
I don't...
I don't like...
What month's your birthday?
We need five more.
Thank you, Brownie.
Four more, buddy.
Oh, fans.
I see you.
Fans.
So like what are y'all doing in London? I was just there
Um
Anything I can't land she's not from London though. I mean, he's not from London. Oh, that's fire. What the fuck?
Yeah, so where the fuck y'all from then
Scotland
No, I don't dance. I don't
Oh damn, Scotland what the fuck is it Scotland?
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Yeah.
You haven't been in America or not?
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, what y'all do out here?
I can't.
Like, am I going to talk? Am I going to talk?
Like...
Say, by listening around. By listening around.
Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Answer her, Matt!
I'm not trying to speak over you!
Um, what was the question?
What were you doing in the US?
I don't know, I was about five when I went.
You went 11, huh?
I went all over to visit family.
All family? In the US?
Yeah.
You got a family in the US, but I thought you were Scotland.
well my mom's brother married an American water bottle
yeah I'm getting cleared by the way your throat not hurt from like who does
fake luck and it does not hurt no no no I'm off confidence right now I'm using
this you just used to it like just like I hear it I hear it yeah so what
about you though what are you used to? Just chillin. Alright. Alright, well, well, damn.
Damn, you used to just chillin. I'm sooo tired. I'm glad that we can. Yeah, just chillin.
I'm full-ass. I just study. I do socials on the side. I just... Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Hey, you want to hear something crazy?
Wait, I got you out here.
Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
Hey, now I'm out.
Yo, I'm playing a fucking guitar, can you listen?
I'm just kidding, sorry.
And you are, I just wanna be, I just wanna be, how beautiful you are.
And life is a movie
First of all, you do this
Yeah, thank you
Thank you, thank you
Thank you
I was just kidding, I'm weird, I'm mean bro, I'm sorry
What do you think?
Am I fries in the bag?
Fries in the bag?
Did you just fries my shit?
Fuck!
Yeah
Fuck
Say one, say one lie you despise my shit.
You gonna do it there now.
Jason you have to do it there now because you lost the game.
I'll do it there, here.
Yeah.
Alright babe what's the deal?
Uh chat what should his there be?
Yo do you control your brain or does a chat control your brain?
I'm not gonna lie when it comes to theirs I'm a bit...
Everyone's saying sea lions, you know what a sea lion is.
What the fuck is a sea lion?
You know what a sea lion is.
You know what a sea lion is.
I know.
What is this, a fucking burger slug slug?
A sea lion and an animal, baby?
No, I didn't even know what a sea lion was until I started
viling Americans.
So that's your people.
Mate, mate, mate, mate, I don't know what a
fucking sea lion is.
You want me to show you what it is and you can do it?
Yeah, show me, show me, show me.
Go on, let me show you.
Okay, this is your time. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's this look.
Oh my God. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Okay, give me, give me, okay. I'll
I choose truth.
Truth?
I choose truth.
I choose truth.
No, no, no, it's a dead battle.
I actually just from the beginning I said,
the user has to do it.
Okay, I said truth though.
I said truth.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm with my fucking gesture to y'all.
Listen, I know y'all are great friends,
but I'm not about to gesture for y'all.
Okay, cool.
So, okay, cool.
So that's one option.
I'll give you two options though.
Okay, give me my second option.
Okay, cool.
So either do a sea lion or a sea lion.
Okay, cool.
you must. Okay, cool. So, either do a sea lion or guys, which is the second one being
what's post three? What's that? I don't know. He knows like look at his face. I don't know
what that is.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Oh
You go correct your eggs on your head
Oh, I won I actually won like you have to do that
Okay, what is that if Maddie does something that all those other
He is gonna do something you guys both have to do something
I do not know what she is she's comfy as hell coma her hair and fucking Scotland in her bed. She's not it was she
She's not doing anything.
She's not doing anything.
She's been doing this.
She's been doing this.
She's doing bad what?
She's going to do something to you.
No, she's not.
No, she's not.
If she doesn't, then I'll do something.
That's what we got.
But you need to do something first.
Maddie's not even fucking in this conversation.
Maddie, right here. We are on live.
Maddie, Maddie, Maddie.
Okay, give me a dare then and I'll do one.
Okay, yeah, go on Jason give her a dare.
I don't know, I'll take you.
I'll take you to...
to...
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, Melanie have me, have me.
Oh, Jason are you gonna do your bear?
If she does one then I'll do one. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
You're both gonna do one, you both lost.
I don't know
Come on, I just hear a stream on my need to be the first person these days
Your bio says your bio says I stream on Twitch you know you listen to shema
I do be sure man. I'm not gonna lie.
Uh, I had to say that in my bio, huh?
God damn it. I'm such a fucking brawl.
Um, okay, do a back flip on your bed.
Don't need to break my neck.
God, fuck it.
Oh my, oh my god, man.
Listen, are you a streamer or a human first?
Are you, do you care about, like, there's an audience?
Okay, they want to be entertained, okay?
Listen.
right I gave you two options though yeah but you know Maddie didn't
maddie scared me maddie scared me I'm not gonna do it there as well you guys
are both gonna be on the screen both of you how about a how about Melanie Melanie
how about you do today okay truth or dare okay I won I won okay I won the
that bottle. What do you mean dare? I didn't know the fucking
kick-tuck battles came with dares. You accepted and I lost and I have to do with
the consequences. I'm not gonna do one as well. I'm about a matter out of here.
I'm about a matter not a yet of here. Go on then. Marlon what did you say?
I bet I'm on my way. I'm on my way.
What a push man.
Well who's a push? Who's a push?
You gotta be right there.
I bet, I bet. I'm gonna do it right now. I'm up.
Alright if you leave man.
I'm gonna do it right now. I bet. I'm gonna do it right now.
I
Me
Me
Let's get the bros in here
What's up? Yeah, what up broski?
How are you bro?
I
Got a talent bro, what's your talent?
Give me a song I'll sing it
Whoa, which part the best part that's part my dancing
What which part the song is for the best part?
But which one
I can't. The song is called best part by Daniel Caesar. Oh, that one? Yeah. All right, I got you.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me
and kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing. Yeah, let's keep singing, yes.
And it don't change if I had it my way. Hold on.
You will know that you are
You're a cop, you're a cop
Soldier boy
Soldier boy, let me in there
Fuck it, let me in there
Let me in there, bruh
Let me join the random
got insecure as fuck. Are you kidding me? Man he was sing-mong. Y'all just put a
Every fucking word
You laugh like
Whatever
My friend got a question. I got a question too. Why you got a fake OT filter?
The fuck yeah, my mom for you can't grow up here
fuck you mean oh shit bro what no way what's happening skin skin follow that
full of that team.
Full of that team.
Bro, I'm gonna have my life in that play the game, bro.
What happened, big? Yo, what's up, bro?
Bro, I know you're busting on this wet on this app, bro.
I know you got nothing going on.
battle me bro battle me brother I gotta battle I gotta battle I gotta get
one last battle in there I need one one one epic battle or yo what's good
bro you might have you might have you might have you might have you might have
You are incomparable.
What's up, bro fucking and bread Asian looking motherfucking shut the hell up
In bright
You look you look racially fucking confused bitch. Fuck you eat dogs, bro. Chill the fuck out
Goofy ass looking boy
Jason 1.5 million damn
Go kill yourself nigga
Hey, maybe that this maybe it's tick-tock bro can make you some money bro
Fuck out of here go back to fucking twitch nigga
Bro, and then I get a jesterie.
No, bro, she's not cool, bro.
She's not cool, bro.
Bro, why do you gotta be so mean, bro?
Oh my god, 1.3?
Yo.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up?
What's going on, man?
What's up, man?
Long time no see.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, I see you playing guitar.
Yeah, you should.
Keep that shit up, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Keep that shit up.
Yo, people can hate me, but just wait one year, you're gonna be playing stadium.
Thank you, dawg.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, if you need a violinist on your tour, I got you.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you, dawg.
Wait, so you're gonna play the violin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, so you're gonna play the violin, or?
Yeah, I could.
What do you want me to play?
Uh, can you... anything?
Okay, I'm gonna get my shit.
Hey, you need violin lessons?
No, no, no, let's hear some crazy shit.
Let's see, what do you guys want to cover or something or something just to shred shit?
Yeah, cover, cover.
Yeah, I got you.
Bro, best part is you know the violin and you know the violin.
Yeah, I got you.
Thanks for DJ-ing.
Sounds smiley.
I just wanna be, I just wanna be, I just wanna be, I just wanna be, how beautiful you are.
And life is a movie, then you're the best part.
All right one more random room out of here
Except suki mellow
I don't know.
Oh, fuck it, Suki Melo.
Suki Melo.
Bro, you didn't even request.
I'm saying push or fade, exclamation mark.
What do you even mean by that?
Come on, give me in there, bro. 13 seconds. Give me in there.
Get me in there! Get me in there! Get me in there!
Yeah, don't enjoy my shit.
More, more, more.
You don't know, fam.
so nobody wants to join me or warping cops you talk about bro
alright that's the way to go to the doctor I won't go to the doctor unless
I'm sure is that fucking true?
You don't know baby
Holy shit, she's doing take our lives, bro. So nobody want to join my life. So nobody want to join my life
So nobody
Bro somebody join please
It doesn't work I'm out
If I had in my way if I had in my way
So
Arquila
I'm lucky I'm mad money
Hello, bro. Holy shit. All of today's fucking work. Whoo
I'm doing a huge party
I
Broke you man. Yo, I told you I was dead ass watching all of my king obsession
Tiktok
Yeah, I was dead ass bro, bro
Yo, chill on me
You're a fucking robot!
No.
Where'd all the time go?
Where'd all the time go?
Where'd all the time go?
Don't follow-
Can't follow what I mean!
Come on, clip account.
All right, chat.
You know what that, you know this.
All right, all right, chat.
What's up, man, bro?
I'm about to spend the fuck of shooting tomorrow.
Yes, shooting tomorrow.
I will be jumping into Yana in my C-Signals.
Like I said I've been focusing on boxing and training so the planning on the streams
have not been as you know as per usual like I usually do but it's been a good
mix of just like balancing like you know actually playing streams but honestly
but I've been loving this shit this is so far so far I keep doing this shit
after boxing up I gotta cook some crazy shit man because that's what I love
to do bro but uh bro love y'all bro shit's been amazing life is amazing
blessed to be able to
fuck I'm running man I'm on the line and they had a fun man
yeah thanks so much man
I know that I hurt you
yeah
for the time
so all my sons were alive
all my juniors
I love y'all man
I apologize for that
I know I left you without a name and a drop
I don't understand the name right here
I don't know how I expected you to get your crowd up and get your money up
But, dude
I'm going
Daddy's home
And I know I miss you
Turn me up
Yeah
Niggas know they need to stop
I'm standing at the top
That's how I know you never seen the top
Sierra came parking lot
Looking like city parking lot
I