jasontheween
🔴MAXED OUT BALESH STREAM🔴PETTING ZOO AT THE CORE CRIB🔴BAZINGA🔴EPICNESS🔴
05-27-2026 · 8h 44m
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You know what they don't clean brother there's nothing to clean
There's nothing to clean here. There's literally nothing to clean here
But uh, yeah, I'm in an interstream game you already crying crying not crying there not crying
But uh, yeah, I wasn't gonna go live today
Because I feel like shit
But you know what I mean? I realized that I have I booked a
a petting zoo, Jess, a petting zoo, outside in a backyard.
We better go outside and pet some zoos,
or pet some animals, all right?
Max level fucking bottles, man, we fucking here, man.
We here, we here, we here.
Oh, no, I got the petting zoo for Yana, all right?
But Yana has collabed with Lacey today.
And she's texting me at 3 p.m. She's pulling on I was like, yo, you know, I just come earlier
I'll tell Lacey to you know y'all can both pet the zoo
And guess what the fucking petting zoo leaves at 2 p.m. I was like, yo, just pull out one to
Pull it one to I got something special for you. You know, I mean you always said you wanted to petting the petting zoo
So yeah, just come just come and then she's like I'll try to so I'll be honest with you
Nobody's fucking at the house. All right
It's fun. It's just fucking me and maybe Lacey
But Lacey might be busy. So
worst case scenario
We got a petting zoo. We got a fucking petting zoo
Full fucking zoo for ourselves, man. We got this shit. We got this shit. Hey, hey, we hear man
We hear and we are high
Oh
Baby goats, bro, you look at that one me whole
No, he's back
I know right now, but
Let's go like this
Man
Dude bro Marlin, but I was literally typing chat before she started
dude
Do do what they do is doing the turkey stream, but I remember seeing a clip of him
I think it's probably first clip of him doing some bullshit to his head
bro
He's chopper find himself
But somehow he looked better than all y'all in the chat somehow still bro
Somehow still you look better than all y'all in the chat
Except me and you not fax lace wait ladies, bro. Hey ladies
Hey, we got a I got a special surprise for you. Don't go outside of your guest house yet. Okay. Don't go outside yet
Don't go outside yet
Major male what are we on male? Oh
I did see this I didn't see the full clip, but I did see the caption. Let's see if it's willing
Was unreal appreciate
I appreciate the game. I think based on just like the sentiment of the
sentiment of the game and like the online
Feedback
Don't know if we do another one stop saying USA match. We don't play in stinkers country. We're seeing Joe
Really, bro the Londonese people they don't fuck with playing football in the US
Uh, core boys are talking about one right they keep saying let's do a UK versus USA one.
Oh wait wait wait wait we said that, hold on did we say that bro we said that, we fucking
said that.
And I'm not gonna lie if there was another country I want to play, not play in but if
there was a country I'd want to play I do think like an American team versus us would
be because I think as well playing against like Ron Jason like Lacey Marlon
or like that lot it's okay they would be on the exact same wavelength thus they
barely any good players they I mean they would bring some people that are like
ballers like Marlon would play for them he's not American but he can play for
them. It's cool. Mark Grober's decent, yeah. Even if we played like, we could play like
a Six of Side or something against them.
Six of Side, nah, we got to sell out of stadium. Side man, y'all got that power, bro. We can
get a stadium, bro. We can go AT&T stadium, bring it back to Arlington, get the AT&T stadium.
JXG, yeah, bro. We could do US versus UK. And you know what they mean by us? USians, bro.
It'll be serious, but it'll be, if it's a charity match,
but there's a level of seriousness,
and then there's like levels of abolish,
and then there's like, oh, you're not trying.
We're gonna be right here in the middle
from serious in between abolish and serious.
You make sense or no?
You make sense or no?
So, yeah, yeah.
XQC blocked your pen.
Don't even fucking, I don't.
Don't remember that, don't.
He doesn't understand it.
We want to see a good quality football batch.
It was refreshing to see people who could actually
play sport.
And now Ron and Jason who physically, brother,
yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I don't know why I'm in the same sentence as fucking Ron
when, bro, I know how to kick a fucking ball,
bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
Truth equals mad, I'm, bro, this is not a truth nuke.
I know how to kick a fucking ball.
Retweet you look disabled out there as cow.
I literally, I literally know how to kick a ball.
I know how to fucking kick a ball.
You literally missed the pen? Yes, and the pen went straight to the right and he just blocked it.
He was a block.
We kick it was he blocked my cake
Whatever whatever whatever bro, you know, you know, I'm down, you know, I'm down
Yeah, Texas you made some generational shit with the ballish don't overdose on ballish and the next it was so you free
Balish has a few meanings depending on the context.
Interesting it is Bible mean based mispronunciation.
Or the word alright.
Probably by Twitch humor, I'm jinxing.
It has false several playboy variations like Bal, right?
Faw, right?
A ball, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a completely different thing.
It's not, no, oh bro this is a completely different thing.
Wait, what?
What the sh- what the fuck?
In the context of OSES, online social community, streamer discord community, Bawlish, is a
popular slang term and mean that refers to a specific individual.
Um, I mean that's true, I feel like that can apply, but that's not the- that's not the
only meaning
Yo, I've seen this already, bro
Silver surfer
That's really the silver surfer.
What is on his head?
What is on his head?
Stop calling me the nut man bro, I'm not the fucking nut man, why do I have no lips
right now?
Where's my lips at?
Ewww.
The nut man.
God bro, yeah it looks like somebody just fucking creamed behind his face.
He dead-ass looked like a honey bun nah he looked like somebody like just fucking ejaculated
all over his face bro YouTube he recommended me anything stable or not a let's a nerd
pet his cat burger.
What the fuck is a bear doing at the core crib?
Yo.
See this?
Yeah.
I saw this, bro.
I saw this, bro.
Um...
Saw this shit.
Holy fucking, that's a big bear right there.
Go find him.
Alright, bro, he's not there anymore.
He's not there.
Go, new pet!
He- new core pet member!
Fucking bear!
Oh, my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I was just ran it over.
Wait, shall I grab a lad?
I don't want to attack my car.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fucking bear.
Oh my god.
I was just ran it over.
Bro, wait, that's a black bear, right?
That's one of the friendly bears, no?
I feel like the black bears are the friendly bears.
The brown bears, those are the deadly ones.
He looks mad, too.
He looks chill.
He was very chill.
Go petty, I would, but it's gone.
It's gone.
Bro, it's just a bear.
It's not a grizzly bear.
Grizzly bears are scary.
Brother.
Don't worry.
That'd be strange.
Daddy's home.
And I know I missed you.
That'd be strange, man.
That'd be strange, man.
Turn me up.
Like, bro.
Dude, I'm not even 10 minutes in mushroom.
Actually, I am.
All right, any more mail chat?
Any more mail?
Actually, I'm gonna go to call him, bro,
before we fucking go outside.
One day call chat with NMS.
W. Toastman, this is great vibes.
Great vibes, this is a good dude right here, bro.
Gotta fucking pay him, I forgot.
I gotta pay him.
Mail, more mail?
the Jason 360 bro my options are looking slow I either owe my life to Jason for
like five years or I marry Jada that shit is that as the illusion of choice I
really don't got no choice damn Jada I mean listen I think the choice is yours
I'm waiting I'm waiting for the ball is in you the ball is in your court
Yeah, she hit me it's like yo you got any floors that could do it quicker and I was like
I'm gonna be some lawyers, but I do got this concert right here if you want to sign I can get I can get you that visa
Within within maybe one to two weeks, okay?
Um, and she didn't respond for some reason, but it is what it is, bro, you know what I mean?
I understand she doesn't want to get signed to a 360. Okay, but no one's usually open about the 360
contract. I'm open. All right. If you want that visa, sign your life to NMS LLC and you can get
get that work visa. Fox! Come on, bro. Come on, okay? I'm open about it, though. I'm not gonna
sneak... I'm just not gonna be in like some corner of the fucking paper that says all your revenue
goes to Jason Lee. No, I'm telling you right now, sonny. Sign the contract. Work visa. You get to
live in the U.S. You get to work in the U.S. You get to stream in the U.S. You get to be with OCS,
but I get 99% of your revenue, okay? The choice is yours. Or you could just marry...
You can just marry Jada!
Or you can just m-
Oh, John, what's good, bro?
What's good, John?
Bro, don't be sad, man.
Don't-
Don't be sad, dude.
Don't be sad.
Bro, you're not going anywhere, man.
to like having Ken man this is the end of the world.
I was in the phone.
The honest one was me.
What?
The honest one was me.
I was sad bro.
I was, I was building a lima shed and I'm in my bed and I was laying in my bed, stomach
down, kicking my feet, watching your training and, and never seen you like that much especially
with you know, a black hand and you know.
So you're pulling the race car when we're toasting?
No I wasn't pulling the race car, I'm just telling you, you know, all these toasts
was funnier.
You know, he gets into Angular, I should like that.
I feel like sometimes it makes things funnier.
I've seen laugh when she was like,
damn bro, not my boyfriend.
My stream is really just kind of good as time.
I mean, bro.
Bro, we have a good times too, bro.
You know what it's like, you know,
you get in a relationship for like a year or whatever
and you know, you build up a good relationship with your girlfriend
And the next you know, she's hanging over her best friend, her God best friend, and she's like lacking more than, you know, lacking with you, you know, that's how I was feeling.
I was getting all like, yeah, bro, you really don't miss me, bro.
Bro, bro, we locked in, dawg, we locked in in trust, you know.
You and she don't know?
I mean, bro, if you, if you slack, then you feel me?
I'm just kidding bro listen you're good bro you're good listen bro toes that was
like it's like the substitute teacher he's like the cool substitute teacher
and and you're like the main teacher bro like you really know the skills bro
obviously you're more skillful than toast you know what I mean toast like the
fucking substitute teacher that doesn't know how to solve nine times nine he's a
math teacher that doesn't know what nine times nine is bro you know he's like
funny but you don't know the actual fucking skills bro you know the fucking
skills that's why you're you're a camera man bro that's why you're the
shooter bro you know what I mean
I got you bro you know bro yeah man
You smell good.
Oh my God, yes, now I can walk you painless.
But just, now I have to leverage it.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck you, man.
Just kidding.
I'm not mad Baylish, bro
Yona! Yona!
Yona! Yona!
Yooo! Tell me you had the gate right now, cause I got a surprise for you
Wait, what?
What do you mean, wait, what?
Tell you I'm where?
Tell me, that's why you call, right?
Because you're outside?
Oh, no, I was calling to say good morning to all my friends.
Hello?
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Alright, how far are you?
Because you and Lacey got to collab today, right?
But I wanted like, you know, since yesterday didn't happen,
I want to surprise you with you.
Yeah, no, we do.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'm not outside the gate.
OK, where you at?
Like, like a good two hours.
Dead ass?
You said pull up at three.
No, I didn't!
Yeah, and I was like I was like y'all I got a surprise you know
Okay, not a surprise, but I literally told you I got animals coming and leaving at 2 p.m.
Pull up earlier, please it'll be legendary and then you said, okay, I'll do two and then and then you're like, okay, dang
I'll try twin
Oh my god stop, tell your chat to stop.
Not fine, you know what, I'm gonna try and get them to stay longer.
Yeah, no, get them to stay longer because I will be there at three, but aren't we making
a pizza?
Yeah, yeah, no, we're making the world's biggest pizza.
Okay, yeah, I'll be there. I bet I bet
Your house is just so far from everything now like it's kind of crazy. I mean, you know when your neighbors with Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner
All right, see you soon
Okay, bye. Bye
It's all good. You know what I'm saying? It's all good.
Hey. All good.
This is you and Lacey.
What the fuck was that?
Get the fuck out of your car now!
We're fucking kids! What is wrong with you?
How dare you come around and follow us?
How dare you do that?
I think you need to get a hold of him.
Where is this? This is not me and silky
Dota this is not me and silky
Call some people to invite to the zoo bar me honest with you I
Knew there's a chance y'all know wasn't gonna make it and
And the zoo people they have to leave that too because they have another job and I was like fuck it
You know, I was like fuck it. You know what bucket?
I was gonna go live today and bullish anyways, so I might as well buy this by myself with a couple animals. You know, I mean so
But it's either that or no streamer, so
We got a legendary segment loading bro, just wait till I get a couple more three get a couple more
Hmm get that go to the car male
Anthony Gordon to Barcelona official bid accepted now by new castle boarded Saudi owners
Dude that's fucking insane
I'm not gonna lie. Yo, Chai. I think there's a good move for Barcelona. I
I don't know man. I feel like bro. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money for Gordon
Yeah, it's too much money
It's too much money bro
Dead ass dead ass
Way too much money
What position does he play?
Um, he plays same position as Rache, right, Racheford.
Which is, bruh, he's a winger, eh, eh, come on, man.
Ha ha ha ha, come on.
Boo, which side?
Left side, left wing, bro.
You know my shit, I know my shit,
I'm actually learning, I'm not controlling.
I'm actually learning.
No, I'm not Googling this shit,
look at my hands, bro.
I'm looking at my monitor right now.
speak of the World Cup future and Tyler game time another World Cup song wow
let's see if it's good or not let's see if it's better than Oley
skip to the end
I heard what you said to me, great man, find a thing but your problem is they ain't burned.
Stayin' in there through the late night, 26th to the game time.
Nah, that shit already clears, I ain't gonna lie, that shit already clears the Lisa one,
that shit already clears the Texas one, that shit already clears literally everything, bro.
How are y'all sending, bro? How are y'all sending?
I heard what you said to me, great man, find a thing but your problem is they ain't burned.
26 is the game time bro. Bro this shit is good bro. This shit was good. Shakira song,
I'm not gonna lie bro, the Shakira song didn't hit. Shakira song did not hit. Unless I see
the music video then in my head. Your name is Legendary?
I ain't gonna lie, bro. I ain't gonna lie, bro. There's genuinely something wrong with
y'all. There is genuinely something wrong with y'all.
Or who the fuck made that fucking account?
Cause oh god bro, that's just like,
that's just all behavior man.
Like what are we doing?
Oh my god!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm on legacy bro.
Jesus Christ man.
I'm gonna have kids one day bro.
Like you know what I mean?
And when I have kids, I'm not gonna be like yo.
Look at this part of my life, you know what I mean?
I wanna show my kid that,
Yeah, I was on the island for seven days.
I wanna show my kid, yeah, I skydove
out of a plane during a phase two subatom.
You know what I mean?
I wanna be able to show my kids this,
not whatever the fuck that was.
Any more mail before I abolish?
More mail, let's see.
Why?
I had a bullshit moment.
I ain't gonna lie, bro, yo, I don't even,
I don't even want to see the rest of this clip, bro. Max. What the fuck, man?
Hold on, bro, because people be clickbaiting with the fucking captions. Whoa. Whoa.
Come on.
I had a oh shit moment today. Fuck you, man. Fuck you.
Fuck you, man. Oh shit, man.
There's no more. We just know I'm very respectful and it's not on him.
I like the spikes on your herbs.
No.
Wait, wait, you had a oozy?
Wait, it only had a little bit of shit on it.
To who?
No.
I'm not saying that to have no names.
No, no, no, I'm not alive, bro.
Thank God I cut his balls off, bro, because I'm...
This dude, he has a fucking sex addiction.
There's no way
But stand back, bruh.
You need to be harassing these girls, bruh.
SHIT!
Like, bruh, like, bruh, we gotta chill, bruh.
Let's talk harassment with the fuck.
I mean, bruh, to be honest, bruh, this capture's misleading.
Checking out Jason's assistant, Lil,
I think I think Max was just saying that she was pretty.
Right?
Or am I coping right now?
Huh?
Am I coping?
Or did he actually like, yo, oh, shit.
Bruh, what is an oh, shit moment, though?
An oh, shit moment is checking out.
NOOOOO
I don't know, bro
Should I keep gassing it or no?
Should I continue gassing it and call him?
Or should I leave it and maybe go on to the next mail?
And also should I take a sip of my coffee chat or no, gas it, okay, but...
Son, you're a lacing bro, when you going live, bro, I got a present for you, oh god, I got
a present for you, bro, I got a present for you.
More mail?
Anyone says they're sick with a cough nausea and disney was not me it's from semi and not me and not my fault
Baylish present bro. What the fuck is a baylish and uh, bro, I haven't seen semi in a minute, but I did not get a fucking cough from send me
I think I got from wrong
Well, what is a baylish? It's ballish ballish. I
Not baylish
What any more male
Marlin's still undefeatable bro cancel bro stop fucking ill bro and take this
off
yeah that ain't I go cheap saving you bro where the fuck is top lip go man stop
licking your lips your job bro hey you want you on a my level now bro hey go
ahead and I don't know bro you got a eyebrow max or I don't know what you got
to do man like that ass this shit look bro he look like he look like second I
can't see his face on bro I just saw myself in the camera for the first time
bro we got I'm just kidding he's still look good bro and I'm pretty sure his go
TV like growing yeah I can't lie he's still look good bro he's still look good
looks like cheezer
hey JoJo
JoJo
all right guys we got the fucking let's go you know to me I got some I got a
surprise for y'all we got a surprise for y'all
Oh
All right, let's go, bro, let's go, bro, let's go, bro, let's go, bro, let's go,
visit silky first he's awake he's awake yeah he's not I don't know if you got a
setup though but I saw I'm not gonna lie bro I got 40 minutes of this fucking
Oh my god, I'm here myself.
What's up guys?
Did you all see the zoo or not?
Holy ballish man!
Oh my ballish!
That's an alpaca!
Va!
Yo!
Crazy! That's like the Fortnite thing, bros!
Oh my god!
Oh my bunny!
There's a pig and a chicken too.
Can I touch or no?
Yeah, come in. You want?
Well, come in.
It's all friends.
All friends? They won't even eat my finger, right?
Yo!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh dude how much how much how much match with it's rock?
How many max?
Yo it's messy, but Brian it's Renato, Jason and weenie
And, and...
Bro, it's crazy.
Balash.
I'm gonna name you Mr. Balash.
Yo, Balash.
Balash, can you hear me, Balash?
Eugh.
Eugh.
Is somebody peeing?
Oh, peeing, peeing, peeing, peeing, peeing.
Oh, peeing, peeing, peeing, peeing, peeing.
Um...
Mmm.
Bro, yo, yo, Wemby, yo, Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.
Wenbi, Wenbi, Wenbi, hey Wenbi.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yo, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
No, no, no, not chewable, okay?
Oh, it's slobby on me.
It's ehhhh, ehhhh.
Who said two goats can't go with shit?
Am I right, am I right, am I right?
Come on, hey, you friendly as hell?
But what?
Hey, chill, chill, let's get funtied.
You trying to see the body?
Not sure, it's my legs.
I was trying to chew on everything.
Am I tripping?
This is a robot.
Am I tripping? This is a robot.
Yo, what is up with this goat, man?
Stop trying to abolish me.
You like me?
You sniffing my eyes?
It's not me the horny one.
I saw one of the goat just...
Hey, nipple?
What, you have food or no?
No, I don't have.
No food, no food.
What's up, bro? Yo, yo, Balish, what's good, man?
I have baby kitty, baby kitty.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Let me taste my money.
Let me taste my money.
Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to call my friend.
I'm going to call my friend first.
Hey, hey, hey.
W-W-L-L AirTag.
What noise are you making, man?
Hey, Mayo, I'm here with my friend, Bilesh.
We're here at the cool crib.
We got a new pet.
We got a new pet.
It's an alpaca.
It gives us, like, 500 max if you break it.
What?
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
I'm getting a new- I got a new pet.
I ran out of content today, so I went to the pet store and got an alpaca.
You think so?
Jason, how about next time you run out of content, you use your fucking brain and come up with a good idea?
Nah, I mean bro, this is a genius idea.
I mean, who has a pet alpaca? Look.
Ooh!
What?
Ooh!
What do you think? Look, look.
Ooh, what a hug.
Ooh, what a hug.
Ooh, what a hug.
You see how I'm out?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Push, push, push.
You don't see that? That's the only one.
He keeps trying to fuck all the goats.
So hard, he's like, she's like tired.
It's Shaggy? What's Shaggy mean? Dude, the freaking goat trying to chew on my laces.
So um, yeah wait, can I touch the bunnies? Yeah.
Oh, the name.
I'll just read it.
Okay.
I'll choose the phone.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What, the bacon?
Yeah?
Canitas.
Oh, nice rock.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no, wait, can I hold it?
Like baby.
Like baby?
I'm scared.
What if it doesn't like me?
Wait, yeah, can you teach me how to?
I'm not sitting down on bothers today, man.
You need lacing?
That's a pretty mad cat.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
It's not a pretty cat.
They want to pet.
Oh!
Calm down Lacey.
Lacey calm down Lacey.
Calm down, calm down.
Maybe not.
Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
Oh, no.
Okay it won't hurt me right?
No.
Not that baby.
Not the baby?
It's a fluffy bunny!
Dude!
Dude!
It's a bunny!
Oh my god, it's so cute!
It's so cute!
Ah!
So cute!
Okay, put him down.
That's it.
Okay, put him down, got it.
That's a fight you too.
That's a cock.
Maybe chick, maybe chick.
Whoa, that hurt.
Shout out to the flock, man.
Oh, I'm scared.
What is it like?
I'll put it on.
No, no, no, it's okay.
I don't want to test that one.
What if it's scary? What if it's like...
No, no, no, it's okay. I don't want to test that out.
Man, take it easy.
It's very light.
Hold the chicken? Can I hold the cock?
No.
Hold the cock.
Can you teach me how to hold the cock?
It's funny, Sam.
Rockin' the knee.
Oh, I don't need a cock.
Rock like this.
You see?
Put the hand in the cock.
Quick, kid.
She can't fly in the wind.
It's gonna matter all of you.
W.Cock!
Nice.
Hello?
Hello?
What's his name?
No, his name is Reddy.
I'm gonna name you...
I'm gonna name you Matter.
Hey, who my cock?
Who my pet cock?
Yeah.
I'm gonna pet him.
You wanna pet him?
Uh, pet my cock.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
Holy shit.
I got the pig now.
The pig?
Yeah.
I don't know if the pig wants to get wet.
No, he's not.
Please, I'm gonna put the whole thing down.
Okay.
No, but I don't want it to squeal.
It's scary.
I don't know.
Like, you know what I mean?
I have to tame it first.
Pig, Lacy, come here.
Lacy, get your hands here.
I don't know.
Alright, bro.
I'm gonna get my friends to bring you here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's actually a cute pig.
Bro, that's really an alpaca.
What is it, E?
Grass.
Grass?
Grass or alpaca?
Hello, hello there, my skin.
Hey.
Okay.
Hey, does it fuck with me?
Well, come on, let's go.
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me, damn?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Thank you. I'll be right back.
Yo, did you see the zoo or nah?
Yeah.
Dude, this is insane back there.
It's like, where's the alpaca?
Did you see the rubies?
Nah, I'm about to bring one of my friends to come see it.
This is a movie?
Bro, chat, chill.
Chill, slow down on a W, chat.
There's too many.
Alright, I'll pee. I'll pee and then I'll go find some people.
You wanna wait? You wanna wait for you?
Yeah, wait for me.
I bet.
John, you can't make gay jokes because that's your whole personality and you're gonna lose your job if you make one more gay joke, I swear to God.
No.
It's like actually a problem.
No.
You know how, you know how people get.
Yeah, you're right, bro.
I guess Jason's chat just doesn't look gay.
You're right, bro.
When I say it's all world against me, what other people say is just ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And I'm a lost.
I
See you're so gay well you can see our back
Well use that as well when I was here
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God!
A thousand gifts get off the star!
Oh, hey, Jake.
What's up, bro?
Yeah, harder to go crazy right now, out of subs.
I went up a thousand subs and I just started streaming
saying because I've been doing awesome, great content,
they said.
Bro, Wimby's in the back.
Wimby's here?
Wimby's in the backyard.
So, you're telling me Victor Wimby got this here?
Yes.
Victor Wemilyama is in the back yard.
Okay, so you want to tell me why I start my stream and the first RAID'S DEAD WITH MY
THE ONE GOD GIVTED A DEAD!
Oh my god, you're jerking me off!
Holy shit!
I start my stream and I load it up.
comment I see is why are you on Jason's stream get a little confused I open
your stream and there's a bunch of baby pigs
that's funny you're talking your back hey something where I miss you yeah yesterday
I just felt like something that's all I miss you I miss you um
Kade with the 5 gift kid oh my god the treasure trade is going crazy right now
yeah holy shit balls yeah bro my chat with the chats bro that shit is huge
Wait, how big is it? How big is it?
Huh?
Now we just have this.
Bro, Wemby and Renato is in the back.
Bro, everybody in the back yard.
And, and bro, there's uh, free Max too.
Free Max?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Max Little Max.
Okay, let's go.
I'll check it out.
I'll check it out.
I'll come check it out.
Um, wait, I don't want to put you in an ad real quick.
You want to just...
No, I don't want to check it out.
Okay, uh, check.
You know, like I said, it's going to be popping up only like three or four times an hour.
And for the non subs you know it does help out a lot for me and for you, so you don't got to do anything
You just got to wait you activate you just got to click that little link right there
That's all I asked you know nothing just check it out very very
You know I can't say too much, but
Overall of the stream you know what I mean overall overall trust me trust me trust me trust me
I'm so excited to be a lesh today.
Tomah.
I'm just be a lesh all day, bro.
No, we ballish all day, man.
No, we be a lesh.
Ballish.
Ballish.
Ballish.
Ballish.
Ballish.
Ballish.
All we're going to gentrify that word, bro.
I don't even know what gentrify means.
Gentrify is basically when Columbus went over
and colonized the Native Americans.
You hear that?
What is that?
Hey, when me.
You hear when me?
What the fuck?
Wait, I just heard when me.
Super touching though. Wemby is super touching.
That's Wemby?
He's in a neighborhood.
Wemby!
Yo, Wemby!
Wemby!
Wemby!
They're not in a mode.
This is Max.
This is Free Max right here.
It's a alpaca.
Did they bite him?
It's a llama.
No, they don't bite a friend, they're little.
But with some reason, when I...
So, I learned a force, ready?
I learned a force.
Hey, goats.
Hey.
I packed up?
Yeah, yeah, they're friendly.
Apparently.
That's what I said.
Hey.
Hey, Wendy.
Come here, Wendy.
Wendy is really funny. It jumps on people.
Wendy?
It's nibby. It nibbles, bro.
It nibbles on my body a little bit.
It nibbles on what?
Yo, dude! Yo, Wendy, why are you biting me, son?
Oh, he's so soft.
He's so soft, man.
What do you mean?
Look, look at the horns.
That's a little, that's a mini goat right there.
Yeah.
Wendy, stop biting, bro.
Hey, man, bro, you, I didn't know you cloned yourself.
Why is the pig on top of the bunny?
That's my ice cube sweater.
Wait, why is the pig on the bunny, though?
Oh, they're really best friends.
That's his ice cube sweater.
Hey, piggy.
Holy shit, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's actually over there.
Yo, you're communicating.
I'm not communicating.
Yeah, oh man.
Wait, can we open this?
Communicating with your family.
Stop, I made it tough.
You're actually the pig whisperer.
Yeah, but you can hold one, but I'm scared to hold one.
Hey, what?
That's my cock right there.
Oh, shit.
That's his huge bro.
Look.
Wait, should we let him in?
Should we let him in with the goats or no?
No, I'm not.
Oh, what's this?
Oh.
Oh, that's shit?
Oh, it's shit.
It's shit.
Somebody got shitty.
What's that?
Is that a bird?
No.
It's not.
It's a baby shit.
Lacey, wait.
Can we communicate with him?
What the heck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You got pigs?
Yeah, they're all pedophiles.
What the fuck?
Hey, buddy, he's better than me.
So the pigs are usually scared of human beings.
But you, it's different.
Because when you pick them up, like, it got squealy.
Like, it got squealy.
The pigs usually don't like humans?
No, they don't like humans.
But, wait, you try to pick them up.
Oh, I'm okay.
Why?
It's a little scary when he bites me or something.
He's not gonna bite you.
I don't know.
anything can bite. That's what I learned. Anything physically can bite.
Yo, why is the pig like the bunny song?
I don't know. Do they have good chemistry?
What's it saying?
What's it saying?
Pink making out with the bunny.
Bro, this is like crazy. This is actually so cute.
Wish we sit down with them. Yeah, I see what happens
What kind of cornet pays the lights to be cornered?
This is so cute, man
Dude, oh what the? 500 mattes
Hey, baby
What's we name him?
Little lay I kind of fuck with that. Hey, little lay. Hey, buddy
We should get a pan-bunny pig for the house.
Tell me that would not be sick.
Is it hard to take care of him?
How hard is it to take care of a bbp?
How hard?
Is it to take care of him?
Oh my god, look it bro.
They're like best buddies.
A pig and a bunny are best buds?
What would happen if they fornicated?
If they had sex?
Imagine a little pig wrapping around you.
That's like crazy.
I kind of want to hold it.
Oh, you don't like that?
Oh, so I can say, what to say?
Touch me up.
Touch me up?
I'll tell you what he's saying.
What is that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you unbind him?
What did he say?
What did he say?
He said, get this Asian away from me.
What the fuck?
You did not say that, bro.
No, no, no, no, don't say that, bro.
It's OK.
He did not say that.
Yes, he did.
No, he didn't.
I heard him say it.
No, he didn't.
I didn't make it out the first time,
and I swear I heard it the last time.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where does the bunny, does the bunny bite?
I picked him up.
You can't put him in your lap, will you?
Put the bunny in my lap?
She doesn't jump?
Oh my god, you're the pet whisperer, bro.
I'm not scared of a bunny by mobile.
Matter.
Hey, little leg, come here.
Little leg.
Oh, my pigs are so cute.
Pigs are so cute.
Pigs are actually cute.
Pigs are so cute.
Is that why y'all call me a pig in the chat?
Because you guys think I'm cute?
Pig.
Oh, my.
Wait, I'm going to try and pick him up.
OK.
All right, I'm going to try and pick him up.
OK.
OK, I'm not going to.
You try.
You try.
You want me to try?
They like you better.
That's like your family.
I don't think he wants me picked up, though.
He just wants to fuck the rabbit.
Yo, Wemby, what are you doing?
You chewing on that one.
Just nibbling, man.
Wemby, you're about to get eliminated.
You're about to get sent to Cancun,
and you're sitting here at the court.
I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're about to get eliminated.
You get eliminated?
Are you going home?
Yeah.
Wemby, you gotta lock in, man.
I want to, I want to, I want to,
I want to peg on our laps, bro.
Put the Wemby, put Wemby on your lap, man.
You want me to grab Wemby?
No, no, no, no way.
You want me to grab the bag?
Little A, little A.
I don't, I don't know if Lil A wants to go on my lap.
Yeah, buddy.
Bro, it's literally like just so,
it's so like just a slab of meat, man.
Yo, okay.
Imagine the piece of bacon from this guy right here.
Yo, my God, it'd be nice and crisp.
It's a crispy piece of bacon.
That's not breakfast.
Cannibalism.
Come here, come here.
Dude, it's actually so chill.
Wait, you don't want to pick up a movie chick?
Um...
What are you looking at?
Bud out, bud. That's an alcoholic.
He's chocotic.
He's chocotic.
No, he doesn't.
No, you're gonna face it.
That's kind of look like you should tell me.
No, he doesn't, bud.
No, he doesn't.
Check.
What noises is this making?
It's me and the friend, I think, so.
They've got more friends now.
Oh, he likes his friends.
Bro, you're like the pet whisperer.
What's it saying?
It's tea, bud.
What's up?
What's up?
Nice chopstick.
Oh my god, Wemby, come here.
Wemby.
Oh my god, Wemby's stuck.
Hey, buddy.
Come on.
So, Maya just typed in the chat, I'm getting voodoo dolls for both of you.
I'm serious.
We're literally playing with animals, dude.
Yeah, wait.
Why is it bad?
Oh, Wemby, did you just nibble on my arm?
Wemby, what are you doing?
Wemby, why are you...
Wemby, that's my shirt.
Wemby, stop.
Hey, yo, dude, give me my, he just took a piece of my shirt.
Bro, and Niddle don't monster for like 36.
Bro, look at his pig, he's so chill, man.
We gotta get the pig up in our laps somehow, bro.
Oh, the bunny's on the pig.
Why is there a whole outfit?
So what's it gonna break a wish stick for Lacey?
Yo, that's not even funny to say that.
That's one of my issues.
That's not even funny to say that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's the wish gonna be?
Oh my god.
What's it say?
Oh, it's so fucking...
Wait, how's he dead?
Yo, the bunny's clawing.
You know, hey, little lady.
Little lady.
Oh, he's gonna wire your eyes so far apart.
All right.
Um...
Yo, asshole.
You gonna look towards me and say something like that?
What?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
The bunny's just hiding behind me.
Oh, the bunny's friendly.
He's like a protector.
All right, let's touch the...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, he's not like you at all.
No, I don't...
I feel like...
I feel like...
Come here, Piggy.
It's okay.
Is it normal for...
Oh, you're not...
Is it normal for the pig to make noises when you're picking up?
Yeah, I had to normal.
Does that mean he's angry?
No.
Hold it like a baby hold it like a baby. I'm not good
Look we're nice
I didn't run behind me like I'm his dad cuz you're big cuz bro. I'm not gonna lie brother pig like you the pig like you
Dude, you're not saying we have anything to do with that.
You're not saying you're 6' 12".
What are you doing?
Alright, let's try to hold the chick.
Why don't you try to escape over there?
So what do you do with the chick, you just grab her?
Uh, how do you grab the chick?
Are these bite?
Needle.
It goes right fly away.
Would you fly away?
Holy shit.
The nails are a bit too sharp.
It's not mechanical.
Okay.
Alright.
So.
Okay.
That's fine.
Oh my god.
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's cute, man. It's cute, but you know what I mean?
What's happening?
I'm gonna fly away, I'm gonna fly away!
Start taking me to the flyaway!
Oh shit, we've got to be scary.
Yo, that thing's terrifying.
Aw, it's cute, man.
I was choking it?
Well, you were, man.
Oh, he came in front!
Oh, shit.
CTE chip.
Oh, he's vocal, huh?
Hey, no matter?
Is this matter?
I don't know. What's your name?
Matter.
You like matter?
Angry?
Matter day?
Nice ticket.
One month old?
One month old?
That's pretty big for one month.
Yeah, this is a big jig.
Should we get on a pony?
Yeah, that'd be good. One pet?
What's the weight limit on a pony?
I can put like a hundred...
Hundred...
Ten something?
I'm not one hundred ten. I'm like one forty five right now.
Too much.
You can do it for the sake of vacation or anything.
Look, what about me, sir?
I do.
Me, I think.
You can go with it.
I'm only 240.
You might be in that pony life.
No, I don't want to get on a pony if it's a hundred-ten weight
with it.
It is a hundred-ten weight with it.
You can do it.
Can we go to the pony?
Yeah.
OK.
I have a little ask you a little bit.
The pig is actually the cutest one.
The pig is the cutest one.
The webby.
Where's the webby at?
The webby?
That's the webby.
That's what it is, bro, this is crazy.
You always lickin' some shit, dude.
Bro, lemme, lemme.
Hey.
Baaah.
Baaah.
Wait, can you play this one?
Wait, is this a sheep?
This is a sheep.
Whoa!
This, I swear, is furious.
This guy doesn't even know the call.
Yeah.
Bro, this is good air cuts, I know.
A line of some little sliders.
Oh
My god
These are the ones that kick back right
Yeah, I thought this was only in movies.
That's what I'm saying. I've never seen a pony before.
I only see big horses.
Yeah, I do.
There's a 110-pound weight limit on it.
You're gonna break it. I'm gonna break it's leg if I get on top of that.
I can't. Where do you live?
Yeah, it's in some games.
What are those pinkers?
You got too gordo.
Oh, it's not. It's not.
It's big pony.
It's gordo?
No, it's tall guy.
I'm a tall guy.
No, no, no.
What is going on?
As big as you can.
Okay?
How many pounds that weigh?
How many pounds that weigh?
Uh, 200.
200?
Yes.
Really?
Too much or too much?
100?
Too much, huh?
Okay.
Maybe you can sit tight.
No, and I don't want to hurt the pony.
Oh, matter of...
Oi!
Oh, yeah.
You imagine me on top of that thing.
Oh, this is a little strong.
I think it's 200.
It's too much, too much, too much.
Too much, too much, yeah.
Too much, too much, too much.
Too much, too much.
Yeah, I agree.
Maybe I'll do some for the next time.
Oh, oh!
Oh my god.
Let's go, let's go.
Did they see?
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh, bro.
They see.
Oh, wait.
Never get behind a horse.
I remember that.
No, no, never.
Give it.
She knows back, baby.
Mr. Manny, you back home, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, this is life, bro.
You know what we should do today?
Take you and the pony up to the top of the hill,
and like, right down to redemption,
you just take it down the hill.
Holy shit.
I feel like I'm gonna die.
Holy mad.
Oh, shit.
Wait, does that mean it's getting mad?
No. He's different.
It's always together.
Bro, stop calling me fat.
How are you saying abuse?
You we got shitty
I'm ready to get off
on the top hey little horsey horse how do I do this big red what's it what's
what's her name big red oh my god take your security guard big red hey thank
you big red appreciate you man W air cuts man she got she got bangs the animals
are so interesting bro that's what I'm saying like what do you think is going
through big red's head right now I like this is nice pony always walk with the
probably absolutely nothing bro you can walk behind
I'm calling ladies bro let's get ladies out here wait who's that who's at the
crib cuz I got this cuz I thought Yano was pulling up she's not pulling up to
three apparently
Jesus, bro, but you're leaving that too. No, they're leaving that too. Thank God you were here, bro
They've been fucking mattering around
Please not here where say eat
Let's put say eat on the pony, bro. He's right here. No one's here
Oh
We get wendy on the podium
So so that's not even considered a horse
Wow
It's not a dog who's asked what green dog that is are you dumb
No, okay, I actually, I, the bear, it's not gonna be out here today, it's a black bear too.
We could set up a bear shop tonight.
No, bro, we gotta be friends with the bear and make it at our pet.
We just have to tame them.
I didn't ask for a baby pig.
Bro, I want to go back to Lil' Lade.
Bro, Lil' Lade is, dude, look how chilly it is.
Is it hard to take care of a baby pig?
Imagine we just had this out of here all the time and it was just a beanie pig.
Nah, that would be probably the only one that did until it was really big.
But, don't you treat me, call Maya and ask.
How do you call her if she hung up?
Maya, how hard is it to take care of a beanie pig?
She said she wants to break her whisk bone thing.
Yeah
Wendy, we gotta have a talk, dude.
Wendy, come here.
Wendy, she won't be coming.
It's donkey that you're missing.
Wendy.
Oh my god, your ass is a mess.
Wendy, listen, come here.
No, Wendy, Wendy goes up on me.
Good boy, Wemby. Wemby, are you gonna clutch up and take it to Game 7? Yes or no?
Nibble if yes.
Oh my God, he's gonna nibble.
Oh my God, he's gonna nibble.
He's done tying your shoes.
He's done tying my shoes.
He's biting his dick. What is going on?
Hey, yo.
Come on, brother, come here.
Wait, are they drinking milk from me?
Bro, they just untied my shoe!
Wemby, bro. Wemby, bro. Wemby, bro. Wemby, chill.
All right, how's my suit ladies, Wemby?
Wait, why were they sucking on my thing down there?
What is that?
Maybe it's the mom.
Bro!
Bro, Wemby's untied my shoes.
What is that?
That's how you reach this idiot.
What is that?
What is that?
He's starting to stare at her.
Really, that's a bull sack.
No, bro, she has like, udders.
Is that the udders?
They were just drinking her udders
See I got two others and I think the baby go for sucking on it to get the milk
It looks like a coconut down there sort of a
Oh, you should take a sip out of the other
Excuse me question
Um this this go
Yeah, I'm gonna nibble on my this guy too. Yo, oh
Dude, look at let me be
Question yo, it's those are my pants, dude. Um my question is this yo, he's nibble my pants. Yo stop
This one right here he has like coconut underneath his crotch
So the baby suck the milk
Stop with the pants, dude
Okay, we a little lay those children
Honestly, I've had friends with them things before stop dude
Okay, what the fuck, yeah.
I can't, he's a fool.
No way, he's a fool.
He's a nibble in my pants that can fool and ball.
There's no way that's gonna happen.
You're a bowling ball, stop it.
There's no way that's gonna happen.
Bro, they, they're trying to get that dick.
Bro, they're trying to nibble my pants.
They got my pants on.
They're getting that dick.
What are you doing?
Bro, you're really the gunt whisperer.
All right?
And I want to get nibbled on.
Give me a touch of chocolate.
That's in the family, dude.
Okay.
That's your family over there.
No, this is my family.
Let me let me
All right, they said you go to Genoco exist. I mean I took
Yeah, bro
Dude
come here buddy
hey, look at that
look at him run away
he has a white human it's no
I don't need white humans but I've been to a pig cafe
um, there he is right there
oh wait, you bird
hey, hey, hey man
hey, you want to ride a pony dude
I don't really see you
you talk with a zoo?
I love the zoo bro
You just woke up or something?
Nah.
Bro, he's not.
Bro, you got a date off and say fuck it.
Wait, so what happens if one of these days the bird just starts flying away?
It's normal when the beater is never alive, bro.
Oh, it is talking to the dude.
Right.
Alright, if we got a big pig, quickly.
No, no, no, no.
No one's taking care of a pig, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, I think pigs are very low maintenance, but probably not a good idea.
Let's get three.
Three.
They gotta be friends.
We already have to take care of one, bro.
We gotta take care of one, bro.
Look at your pig.
I'm so talk.
I can never eat bacon.
You can never eat bacon again.
I'm not allowed to.
I'll go eat a bacon-egg cheese right now.
Yeah, I was gonna say the same shit, but...
Bro, it's still...
Wendy! Wendy! Come here! Come here!
No, Wendy.
That's Wendy.
No, it's not. Not at the last night.
You fucking crazy?
I asked him if he was getting eliminated, he said.
Ha ha ha.
He's talking about shit.
Listen to what I'm getting in there.
He wants us, dude.
Yo, when me too?
He's sucking that shit.
Oh my god, he's talking the fuck out of that.
Yo, the chicks better jump down into the population.
So what?
Into the population.
Out here, he's gotta explore a new P.O.I.
Come, come.
Come, come.
Come, come.
There.
You're about to say to anybody,
Oh my god, what you saw in a bunny?
Well get a little lay on your lap. All right, no way come here
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay
Okay, I think it's sleepy. All right, you're sleepy on sleep on Papa's lap. Yeah
Oh my god, it likes you, man.
What's up, Bunny?
Alright, let me try to get Elmore up.
Okay.
I don't think he's trying to get under that.
I don't know if the pig likes to be under that.
I'm scared of the bunnies. Is that crazy to say the thing I'm scared of most of the bunny?
Huh? My little sissy boy?
He's pissing?
He's doing it, yeah.
I'm just sitting in it.
I'm sitting here.
See, that's why it's wet.
Oh, oh my god.
Yeah, that's a scary face.
Oh my god, that's a scary face.
Yeah.
Look, he's drinking water and piss at the same time.
That's actually a big shit.
Yeah.
He's going right through.
Ew, you need me to drink your... Ew!
What the fuck is this game?
That's that bunny corner.
I was trying to dig through the grass.
Yo, bunny, that's fake grass. It's turf.
You keep drinking, picky?
Yeah, brother.
Yo, this is burning the fire.
In real time, watch this.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
Yo, Wendy, Wendy, sit down.
Wendy, you're running off the whole floor.
At least, at least, it's itchy now.
Now, now, now, now, now.
Tell Wemby the truth with it, bruh.
Yeah, Wemby, come here. You gotta talk.
Hey.
Wemby.
Wait, can you get close to them? I'll use your face.
Uh, yeah, there's a bite, bruh.
Hey, can you hold it?
I'll eat you up. You can hold the Wemby, bruh.
I don't have a water hole.
Wait, can I hold it?
Pick him up. Just pick him up?
Just pick him up?
Yeah.
Have you tried the pony?
Oh, he's trialing his hand.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Three goats in one picture!
Yo, baby!
Baby, you gotta talk.
Bleh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Damn!
I'm gonna go get a goat.
I'm gonna go get a goat.
I'm gonna go get a goat.
I'm gonna go get a goat.
I'm gonna go get a goat.
I'm gonna go get a goat.
You're a cute little dodo, dude.
Okay, you might be a little question.
Do baby goats grow?
One of these things like this size.
What do you think, man?
Well, some like, if you feel like a...
What's a fly droop?
If you feel like an Australian shepherd, it stays that size.
You never know.
Dude, there's a kiss right there and stuff.
You didn't know Marlon was back up road.
What's good with Wemby and my shoelace, man?
Hmm...
Bro, Wemby...
Well, shit.
What's his name?
Wemby.
Oh, what is it, Jake? Nats?
Nats.
Kendrick?
And...
Kendrick?
Andry.
Oh, that's it.
Alpaca.
Animals! Come!
They're actually all in complete opposite sight.
Dude, look at the little lane, man.
It's so lonely in there, bro.
That's what pigs do all day, they lay and they just sit there.
Sure, it was a house.
Can we take the little lane to the house and let them run around?
I don't think so. I was probably gonna shit and piss everyone.
Yeah, we can have fun, bro.
Think about being trapped in this cage your whole life.
Let's let them have some fun.
Bro.
Can we leave them can we actually when they run away?
Think if I took to the fence to
Bodney did you so dirty with that cut?
But they're talking about it
What a fucking day, bro
Oh
Yeah, we got two pigs in this year
Yeah fucking ballish man straight Baylash pissing shit
What happened?
I thought they folk with you.
Bro, look at Lil' Lay hungry as hell.
Lil' Lay.
Hey, let's get him food.
Any food or no?
I don't know how to cook.
What can they eat?
Gras.
Gras.
Let's go get some grass, right?
You have turf.
No, we have grass out there.
Can we get them some grass?
You gotta get the legs and grass, bro.
You can not convince me a pig will eat grass.
Hell no.
There's just no way, bro.
That fat little fucker is definitely eating like
hot dogs and
yeah, me and Jack, I don't eat salad.
He's definitely eating chicken shit.
They just eat whatever the fuck is in front of them.
That's what I'm saying. If we went and put a strip of bacon
right in front of him, he's eating it.
Yeah. Bro, I think that test has been done.
Like, they don't give a fuck, bro.
Oh my god, what about the we should get him a jalapeno
That's cannibalism right here. I think good chunk of grass right there
You just grab like I don't know this might be a little fuzzy though. Is it too fuzzy?
So we just get actual grass. I get like this right here like grass blades
This is all fuzzy shit.
We gotta get grass grass for him dude.
Like...
Like, right...
We don't have grass place.
What kind of grass do we have?
This is not real grass.
Right here should be good.
That's crab grass.
Oh, it's all sticky and shit.
Straight weeds?
Most animals don't care about cannibalism.
Oh no shit, they don't know what it is.
All weed?
What if they get high?
Fuck!
Right here?
Oh, fuck.
Little piece of this?
That's not a bad shot.
All right, yeah.
What about-
Get a little more.
Get a little more.
Oh, hey, hey, he's just-
Oh, they can eat flowers, no?
For sure.
All right, let's go bring it back to him.
Wait, can they eat this?
Yeah, he thinks, yeah.
Oh, maybe a little tree blade?
Yeah, but let's get him some more shit.
I can't hold both of them.
Whoa, you're different, bro.
Bro, they're not eating it.
Bro, I'm talking a lot.
We're feeding them straight bull shit.
Like, straight vegetables.
We're feeding them bay less, bro.
Straight ballish.
They're sticking their meaty.
Yo, I have like this little bro chicken we got in there.
Can the pig eat chicken or no?
Can the pig eat chicken?
Yes.
Chicken?
See.
Uh, poyo.
Can they eat poyo?
Dude, I have chicken if I'm not mistaken.
No?
No.
But they can eat this?
Go up to the cave.
I'll back up and get it.
Wait, go eat this?
What about pig?
Pig.
I don't think so.
I think pig.
Maybe he said let's give it a go. Hey, little leg
Well, we got something we all know just right. I eat this already now
Take a bite of that bro. No, but they go to eat this. Hey, Wimby Wimby
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, wait, the alpaca, bro, is he the fuck that?
Hey, hey.
I just know what you think that shit's good.
That shit good?
I know that straight, tastes like straight nail ash.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He's a straight nail ash, I don't even know what's,
fuck, you really just try to,
It's mollusk
Very kind of like ways
Yes, here you go, okay
Yeah, we gotta get this
It does not taste that good.
Bro, bro, chill.
There's not, bro, we gotta feed Wemby.
We gotta feed Wemby, bro.
Dude, these are the easiest animals to take care of.
Bro, we gotta feed Wemby.
It's just eating, bro, it's eating everything.
Don't feed him anymore, bro.
He's still on the food.
Look at Wemby in the back.
Richie's head out the...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Clean it clean it.
Oh shit, all over the camera.
Oh.
We feeding you.
You're a hungry ass.
Yo.
Name, bro.
Save something.
You already got your portion in there.
You dare to sell me here for every single part.
And look at you.
No, bro.
Not being selfish.
Not being greedy.
This is for the other people.
If you bite his head off.
Yo, Max.
Yo, Max.
Chill, Max.
Chill, Max.
Chill.
You're a hungry ass.
You already got something.
Give him a little more, bro.
Like one more.
There you go, bro.
He ate the whole thing.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right, that's enough for you to cut off you ate too much today. It's gonna get fat
All right, give some my other chicken the chickens eating the leaf
Wait, let me get something I'm gonna give something a little bit webby
No, no
You're stealing everyone's food you think this grows on trees or something
Yo, let me, let me.
Oh, no, bro, you're eating them all, my god.
You don't take my piss.
No.
You want some, dude?
You want some, bro?
What is it?
Bollish chicken socks.
Yo, Bollish.
I already made you some.
You have had way too much.
He's eating everything, bro.
Oh, it's all gone.
I don't have any more.
Yeah, he has it all.
No, no.
Come here.
Can I squeeze by?
Look at Wemmy.
Wemmy, Wemmy here.
You gotta clutch up, man.
Wemmy, clutch up, Wemmy.
Are you serious?
No, I didn't mean to eat.
Oh my God, he's so chopped.
Wait, come here.
Look at him try to eat.
Look at him try to eat wings.
He's chopped.
Wemmy don't wanna eat.
He actually kinda looks like you, little kid, Jay.
Oh
Look
You are off a dick leave me alone. Oh Max you got a children
Oh, so now I don't got food now. You want it now you want to talk? You don't want to talk cuz I don't got food anymore
Yo, he just ain't got my
You're a greedy bastard
Can you let your friends eat?
Alright, go get it.
Are you too late to go get it?
I think, I think, oh, because I'm IQ of like an actual bird.
A and C.
No, no, no, no, no, he's gonna piss me off.
Look, look, I have one, I have one.
Okay, so, I think we fed one way too much.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
And I'm stepping all in.
Webby, come here.
Wemby here. Wemby. Wemby. Wemby. He is though. He's just doing his fucking bailation around.
Hey, you. Excuse me? Excuse me, chop shit. Hey, you already. Look at his little tongue
There's no way y'all find this good. Okay, can you get off me off off off?
Five more minutes. Off. But y'all let's come in ten.
Off. Off.
They don't listen to her shit. They don't they don't do commands, bro. It's not a dog.
Look what's on my shirt now. Straight ballish.
Andy. Andy.
Bro, take control.
I'm be looking a little laid-up
Let's try to feel a leg at the last attempt of feeling it
You sleeping? You sleeping?
Aw, but it's tired man
He's laid up
Ewww, why is it pissed from his chest, bro?
Whatever you moaning and bitching about
No, no, no, stop
Sonyan, Sonyan, Sonyan
Matt's chill, bro
Matt's chill, bro.
Matt, you gotta chill, man.
You gotta chill.
Not enough food for everybody.
You know what I mean?
You're just eating everything.
All right?
Hey.
Are you gonna eat something?
At least do like...
I'm not gonna lie, W. Ericka, bro.
Wemby?
Oh my god, Wemby.
Wemby.
If you eat that, Wemby, you beat.
You could be okay. See he knows what's up. He knows that this is no good
But that's like you're a movie you're stuck on when he's dinner
Well, you see better see
All right, she I Q is actually like brick wall. Yes
Look
Oh, he's at it too.
I mean, I just...
Are you sure you're nuts?
He's mad at you.
He's mad.
Hey, look, look.
I'll talk to Max.
Bro, he's mad at you.
He's actually mad at you.
Bro, I'm sorry.
I didn't try to be...
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be an asshole.
Come on.
And go back.
There you go.
My socks are soaked with piss. This is disgusting.
Why did you decide to come to a zoo with no shoes on, girl?
I'm gonna take them off.
I didn't know they'd be pissing shit in everywhere.
Straight bottom of shit, bro.
Fucking bunch of them.
Hang on, that was fire, man.
That's fire.
Yeah, now put those on the floor.
Yeah, y'all missed out on this shit
Tell me how much you wanted to see a baby duck and there's three baby ducks right there. I know
It's that she wanted to see I don't know
So what are we doing today
Um, hey Lush, I tried doing a hoodie but wearing a hoodie.
Yeah, yeah, it's a dual hoodie.
There's not a third hoodie?
Not a third hoodie?
I mean, you could wear a hoodie.
Oh my god, you should wear a hoodie.
I should have a hoodie and just tie it to y'all sleeper.
Well, tie?
Tie?
What do you mean tie?
Tie.
Bro, come on, bro.
Tie?
Yeah.
Because how is there like two hoodie holes?
But I'm the third one.
Let's just make sense to the third one
You can definitely put on a hoodie
Well, yeah, obviously no no no like a hundred percent you put on a hoodie. I bet yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna put a fucking hoodie doesn't he already got a hoodie
I mean wait not that one. Not that way. You're on circumcised. Yes, bro
Why are you saying that like you didn't know that you knew that bro?
You have a hoodie yes, I'm hoodie game for life. You're never gonna get circumcised. I'm never in my life
I'll never I'll never get circumcised. Yeah, that's a part of me and anyone above the age of like
10 and I get circumcised. I got a question. What's up? You know how when you pee?
Yeah, yeah
So um, when you pee, you know how you got like a little dribble at the end
Does that go into the hoodie?
No, so you just shake, bro.
Huh?
But sometimes, yeah.
You shake?
No, shake when you see.
Well, yeah, even after you see, like, sometimes there's a little drip or two, it just drips
into the hoodie, and it's just a little dirty in there.
No, it usually just goes into my underwear.
But how does the hoodie cover in it?
Well, my hoodie, it's not fucking enclosing my penis.
You ever had a hoodie accident?
Um, I had, what do you mean hoodie accident?
Like, something that happened, you're like, that only happened because I have a hoodie on my penis.
Um, I growing up I couldn't fully retract so like it would hurt to turn off.
I actually know it wouldn't hurt to turn off.
It was just like I would not in it, not in the hoodie.
So it was just build up a cheese when I finally pulled it back.
It's disgusting man.
But I'm good now. That was like when I was like 14.
I don't know what to say to that man.
That's right.
Are you going man?
No, but seriously though, like
me, you, and Yana, what are we doing?
Um, so actually, basically,
here's what we're thinking.
A little vibe like, a little vibe like
us in a hoodie, right?
Okay, what are you all going to do with the hoodie though?
Uh, so we want to 1v1 you and basketball.
Are you dead ass?
Yes.
And to put you in competition.
in mind that you think I'm that sorry you think I'm that ass you gotta you gotta fucking
have two disabilities two disabilities in what basketball I mean bro y'all are
talking about basketball y'all so running okay and then and then after that
after that we're gonna run up I'm gonna push up for you for me and y'all are
gonna push ups how is that even gonna work we're gonna be in the same hoodie you
You both, y'all both have to do one arm push-ups.
Yes, exactly.
Brother, y'all are not that strong.
Um, and then after that, I was thinking that you,
you put on a hoodie and you play like Valorant or something.
What you mean?
Like you'd be like the Valorant in a hoodie challenge.
That's not really a challenge though.
No, no, no, it is.
It is, it is, it is.
Cause think about, we're wearing a hoodie,
so you could be like Valorant in a hoodie challenge.
That's not really a challenge though.
I feel like that's just like playing Valorant
Clothes on oh no no no no it's a job. We're doing like we're being in a hoodie
So you got a good one. Oh y'all not doing shit like now. We're doing cooking. We're gonna cook
Say oh god you better make the world's biggest pizza without yeah
So you about to you're about to do my idea with Yana that I was supposed to do with y'all yesterday
Yeah, we're gonna make the room. Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm gonna make the room. And y'all are not gonna make the room. Are you fucking the head or are you fucking the head?
I already talked to your nose. No, that's crazy. We're gonna be in a hoodie and me you and y'all
Are gonna do blind death mute cooking wall us
but
Well, I'm be like this girl. I'm here. I'm like the third friend on the sidewalk. That's behind y'all bro
I wanna be the hoodie tool. What the fuck? There's no one. Let me get handcuffed to y'all. Sure. You be handcuffed. I bet bet bet bet bet
But then one person's gonna have no hand at all
Fuck it. I bet. Fuck it. Fuck it
Marlin is singing.
Marlin is what?
Fuck. Okay?
W Marlin updates.
Let Jason in the hoodie sag.
Drew, where's the hoodie?
Let me in the hoodie. Bro, come on.
Wait, let me wear the hoodie.
Let me show you the hoodie.
Bro.
Let me show you the hoodie, bro.
Hey, give me a hug for the zoo set me up.
W Page, W Page.
W Page.
Bro, she could have experienced it if she wanted to pull up earlier.
Let me show you a hoodie, bro.
W.Animals.
Bro, this is like one of your regular hoodies.
Oh, for real?
For real?
Look, it's a two-headed hoodie.
I don't know. Put it on?
So it'll be like this.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel bad for you.
It'll be like this.
Holy, holy, holy.
Ew, bro.
What?
Nah.
Come on, over here, bro.
No, bro, come over here, bro.
No, you come over here.
Bro, this way.
No, you come this way.
I'll come this way.
See, this is how it's gonna be.
And then you...
What am I gonna be?
Um, you're gonna be...
Wait, let me just tie a third hoodie!
Let me just tie like a little hoodie arm right here.
How the fuck is that gonna work?
What do you mean?
Then someone's gonna have no arms and be like, ugh!
Well, then they use their mouth first, I'm sure.
Sure, if you want to tie a hoodie arm to cook, fuck it.
So be it, dude.
So be it.
It comes up in the middle of the two hoods.
Oh!
Right here!
Oh, God!
You don't want to make this be the...
Yes!
Does that work?
That's hard, bro!
Does that work?
Yeah, that's right.
Wait, so where would he go?
Where would he go?
Behind his back.
Bro, that's legendary.
Are you gonna be able to fit a third person in between?
Bro, what? I'm not that big.
I'm not that big. Okay, who's in the middle though?
Alright, so you want me to like...
Lacey, you want me to be in the middle?
Lacey, are you in the middle?
Alright, wait, I'm gonna go in the middle for now so we can...
No, fuck no! Hell no!
I don't want to go in the middle to cut the hole.
Well, the third person is not for you.
Wait, why?
Hell, I have a second one coming in a bit.
A second hoodie?
I've ordered it as a bag of hoodies.
A second double hoodie, yeah.
Wait, where do you even get something like this?
Hands on.
Wait, what time does the other one come?
I can check. I ordered it as a safety.
I don't know who in y'all's hoodie, you know what I mean?
Yeah, wait till it comes in.
It's gonna rip? How would it rip?
I think mine were great, I think honestly.
It's kinda red.
Fuck it, when the other one comes we'll try it with the other one.
And then if it works, we'll do that.
How you taking that off, bro? I'm comfortable.
We're getting $215 to $345 it says.
Alright, bet.
So that's in...
Why you taking it off, bro?
Uh...
It's gonna get hot in there.
I know.
But that's part of the game.
That's part of the game.
Imagine me, it's funny.
So, how do you guys do the roommate?
How?
Alright, bro.
I'm about to go to the desktop, bro.
Just, uh...
Just let me know.
I got you, bro, I got you.
All right, bro.
Little pay, you're not gonna match out.
All right, but you-
Wait a minute, can you, uh, actually,
you don't want to wash your hands or anything?
Oh, we probably should do that, yeah.
Should we post a poster for the hand washing segment?
Uh, we could, yeah, just, don't, don't, don't swap.
W fuckin' door in the chat.
Do the door, yo.
What the fuck?
Yo, I wanna say, everybody was so fuckin' mad
about this door shit, I got it fixed, literally,
the next morning I had a worker's office.
Same exact pillar by the way.
It is.
It's the same one.
They're the same door.
But people on Twitter are so sensitive.
They're so mad.
They're like, I don't know how many of these tents
are because of the breaking sheet.
Brother, it's not hot cold.
Why do you have fucking dog shit in here?
What is that?
What is that?
You definitely got hensy virus.
Oh, no.
What is that?
Uh, Drew, what is this in the sink?
It's a porous hoodie in the sink.
I don't know, actually.
I don't even know what that is.
And not take a shit in the sink.
There's maggots in your bedroom?
How would they know that?
How would they know that, dumbass?
I don't know how to use that.
How would they know that, bro?
How would they know that?
How would they know that?
This is not like fucking cookies in here.
This is not like straight road.
This is not like cookies.
Here's your warrants.
This...
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, fuck no.
Dude, I forgot to wake up a dad for the zoo.
You use the second to do a 2v2 cooking challenge, Lacey and Yana versus Jason and Silky?
Brother, you think Silky's gonna be awake?
You think Silky'd be up by now?
Brother, Silky's not up until fucking 6.
I have to pee again, bro.
I don't want to have to pee so much.
I
Thought
I might be going this shit was always here
Remember John will follow me. Yeah, I gotta stop that
I gotta stop falling man. I gotta stop fucking. I gotta stop painting down with these changing. I have to, um, yeah.
Oh!
Let us- oh!
The only thing that's gonna make me feel better after yesterday, bro, is you played a guitar with me.
You wanna hear the guitar?
Yeah, I really wanna hear it. Like, yesterday I was- I was just missing that shit.
You wanna hear the guitar?
Yes, dude.
On everything I love, I want to hear it far enough.
Sure.
I'm going to turn off the mic a little bit.
Oh
Bullshit you got better, bro
All right, let's see the singing that better
Yeah, I should got way better
That ass did get better and when y'all that's here trust and believe
Movies wouldn't fucking happen
You don't know, babe, what you want, babe?
Kiss me slowly, in sweetest pain.
And it don't change when I had it my way
The Chag, that's in it about all and everything I love
It doesn't even sound that bad
Why do you seem like a boy going through puberty?
Like Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber?
I don't know bro, this Chag is on dick bro!
I
Want let me switch man failed to switch
When I have my voice properly, I promise y'all I'm gonna be able to sing
Not like I am bumped to once go against an opponent stronger than I am
But I'll try my best then I'm flying back on me train hard up until my fight
Hopefully the odds aren't too much against me because if I lose again
Page I believe in you
P-5 I believe in you
You should have never tweeted this though
You should have never come on
You have to believe in yourself. You can't be nervous
She's
More male, what is this
I'm a fan, dude.
Chloe Parker with the red!
Let me know if you want to pull up to the courthouse, man!
At least he said he'd been dying for a collab.
There we go!
Let us go!
Am I reading, Jason?
Yeah, I think so.
The queen of Calabasas rated...
Yeah.
Bro, yeah, let me know.
Let me know if y'all want this to happen, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Holy fucking slop, man.
Holy slop.
How you look when you box, bro? This is good as for him.
If he does.
Y'all not just went live?
Corehouse went lacy?
What the fuck?
wait what the fuck hold on i'm in the title bro wait what's going on right now
wait what wait oh my f**king
YANA
oh shit wait what the
YANA
wait what the
YANA
wait let me give y'all a throw YANA
alright YANA YANA JACE
hey cute and cuddly what's good
what's good what's going on
I don't need me to...
Yo, Yana-J!
Yo y'all that's- Yo Q, I gotta leave. Do y'all want to hear the guitar? Let me know. Let me know.
Let me know.
Bro, wait. Why did she start her stream on my ingest? Hello?
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing right now?
Is she outside?
Bro.
Oh, wait, what you gotta ask?
I'm gonna be getting it on stream either in the next try in the next week.
Wait, John, read that backpack.
She's at the gate, bro.
She's at the gate, bro.
at the gate. Jade reply.
Got a new core member in the way.
You starving bro? She not trying to stream with you?
Y'all are you bro?
That ass says cooking with Jason in the title bro.
I mean I didn't know that we're cooking but I'm with it bro.
Let's go new new new Jody story
Come on, bro. Let's go. We got concert, baby. Let's go
Let's go
Don't shut
What's going on?
It's our turn to box.
What's going on?
Through Loop Serial Straw.
Fuck with me.
What happened?
That's all.
It's hard.
You're going to take a bite?
What?
A million milligrams.
Oh my god, this takes me back, man.
I know.
Back to Allington.
I don't.
This needs my milk, bro.
Yeah.
All right, well, see you around.
No, no, no, my content's not here yet, so can I just, like, follow you for a couple?
How do I tell you?
What?
Your content's definitely here.
Where?
Upstairs.
I missed the car where she went there.
Yeah.
How'd I miss it, though?
Missed it on Lion King.
Said hi.
I tried to say hi.
Boom, you walked out.
Gotta work on your timing.
I fucking missed it, had the house tour.
I could've stole that shit.
Fully.
She was walking up here.
Fully fucking, yeah.
But I was just flying a drone in the air looking for her.
I'm like, I'm just gonna hold her, though.
Still?
Yes.
Yeah, no, they're kicking it up there right now.
For sure.
Look at that timing, bro.
How are we gonna...
What's happening?
We got a surprise for me?
Well, you got a surprise for me, Lou?
Double door open. That has to be a surprise. Oh my God.
I'll actually go now.
So why is there a drone?
Oh my god, wait, are you guys surprising me with something?
Oh, my fucking days!
Welcome to the GORE HOUSE!
it's on this fucking camera
16
welcome to the corn house
Why the fuck is it flying away?
Why the fuck is it flying away?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Can we do a house tour or what?
Yeah!
What are you trying to do?
Open this?
Maybe you want to twist the door knob
I've been opened the fucking door!
There you go, man.
Oh, look at all of this!
Oh, this is for me.
No, it's not.
Hey, what the fuck?
Russell Nicholas.
Oh, shit.
No, wait, I've never seen a fly in poop.
No, it's not.
Yo, any fucking door experts in the chat?
You're leaving?
wait what they wanted that beach trip we were invited to remember oh tomorrow huh
so y'all didn't want to extend an invite or nothing I'm gonna go to beach to
Yeah, I'm okay
But thank you for the invite wait
Damn
Holy shit
Wait, why that's like a man
Okay
wait low before you leave did you get my coffee appointment or not leave I have
one coffee my car I need I need it I need the coffee up to you I need the
doctor's appointment stream Pronto for today for this week okay actually no
I mean work on it whenever you can but like so this week though. Yeah, like actually yes
All right, I might have been the B for real
But on top of that get my prostate exam
Yeah
So where did the drone go, pal?
Where the fuck did the drone go?
Are you a human or a streamer first?
His human side is long gone.
Bro, once I became a streamer, I lost my humanity.
All right, so Lou, I need to de-blow guys. Thank you, Lou. Time to de-blow.
Okay, so we are we gonna get this dorm with or how do we do this? Because of course
You just find the drill line now.
Alright, how about this?
Let's put all four of our minds together, guys.
Well, I think you have to release it on the bottom, buddy.
Nothing at the bottom.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I got you.
Yeah.
I'm dead.
I usually just need to look on your face.
I was so scared.
I was so scared.
No.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
So the handle just doesn't move?
I don't think so.
Bro, dead ass, how do we do this?
And this is like another blue.
I know there's one thing brute fucking force.
Oh no.
I'm gonna tell you you gave Woz a green light, he's gonna send it.
You said the back door?
Open the back door!
Let's try to bottle this today.
Hey, come on in!
Wait.
Wait.
Come on in!
They get bit back on.
They get bit back on. You know that one?
Welcome to the first ever
Core house floor.
Let's have it.
Follow me.
No, no, no.
Oh, fuck.
I'll say, come on in.
And say it in the audio delay.
Audio delay.
You could locally just put it on this mic, no?
No.
Let it matter!
Wow, that should kill somebody.
What is that?
Is it fixed?
Oh, it goes so forward a little.
Welcome to the core power store.
Today we're doing a drone only camera POV, okay?
We're gonna test bones and skills.
Let's see if we break the drug today.
This is our living room, all right?
This is where the meetings happen.
What's that?
This is actually where we counted the main core, all right?
Delay!
Anyway, anyway.
This is where we founded the named court. As you can see, big TV of the law never once been turned on.
Okay? Mirror on the fucking wall that I can't even see. I can't even see myself on this fucking mirror.
What's the point of this? Can't bother right here when things only get cold. Okay?
Boom. Come follow me. Follow me.
Okay, hello, this is the entrance to the core house as you can see, Silver Surfer, I watch
out again, who's room in that, who's room in that?
Yes, yes, Marlene, how did you know that again, this is the Silver Surfer, Marlene,
Okay, so remember the man cave, all right?
Both, that's to the left, follow me.
Here we have Stuckey's man cave as well,
this is where he gets down, breaks all his spots,
and right here, you see the monochrome that we see?
All right, this is the key to New York right here.
Right now he's probably sleeping,
if you do a little read and some fees, we don't know well,
but this is where that just happens for the big fool.
Okay?
Ricardo O'Brien is still key.
He's a man of many names.
Okay?
This is his name.
Now.
All right guys, we're gonna go up, okay?
This is my drone, it's very, very cool.
Paul, you don't have to stand in there, bro.
Yeah, is this still off of the layer? No.
I can't hear you.
Yes, so why don't we just clean it?
Why don't we just get the drone and light it up? Use starslight.
I'm pretty sure that's what we're doing.
Well, that's what we're doing, but the legs, the camera, they put it.
Okay, so, all right.
So, can we fix that over here?
Maybe not.
So, so, can we fix that over here?
Maybe not.
One clap. One clap. One clap, Jerry.
So, there's a 10 second delay, so, so, so what's going on, bro?
No, 60, bro.
Did you pull up to the crib to boss today or you came to work?
Yeah?
Two seconds in the light! Two seconds in the light!
This guy can't even feel the fucking torque with it!
Bow!
Two seconds in the light!
Did we fix it?
Did we fix it?
Three?
How do we increase the life?
Bro, I'm not about to complete a house tour on fucking the lips.
Oh my god.
Yo, 60, are you jerking off in my fucking classroom, bro?
10 seconds! How is it getting worse?
Yo, 60, bro.
Bro, 60, stop changing the inject.
Maybe try to get the input right with the audio, 60.
30!
Not at the control bar, control.
Control.
One minute to go.
Double tap.
We're good now.
We're good now.
No.
Fuck!
Move, play like a car.
Why are you taking the left?
Whoa!
You got it?
Move, people, car!
Ha ha!
Thank you, fellas.
Move.
Thank you, man.
I hope you don't miss work, if you're on vacation, and I know you're an alcoholic, and I mean enjoy your vacation.
Don't worry about it either, okay? It'll be good, it'll be good. I know you're gonna miss it, okay?
You're gonna miss it, right? You're gonna miss it, right? You sure you're gonna miss it, right?
All right, do we still have the lift?
0.5 seconds of lift!
We're good?
Let's continue the house tour on its own self.
This is the stairway of heaven.
Heaven be me, God, and Lacey's room.
All right.
Only one second to leg.
Now we got it.
Come on in, guys.
This is the top floor of the core house.
Now, as you can see, this is where the magic happens.
This is where the thuds stay, this is where the staples are, and this is where my bedroom is.
So, cool up, man. This is the bedroom. I don't know where to transform it into a bedroom.
As you can see, this is the hallway of fucking content, alright?
Now, it's only been about a month in the core house where there's hallway which we do.
So, a lot of content to be made.
This is my room right here.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
As you can see, facing on the board is my figure.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yep, there we go.
Yeah, that's the right there.
And then, this is one screw.
It needs to be right now, but in this way.
This is where they see a dog on the path right now.
Alright?
I'm not afraid of them playing like it's hard.
They have no idea.
I'm outside.
Surely, we can make it through.
The animals left!
Huh?
All the animals left.
Yeah, the animals left.
Why do you have a fucking drone in the house?
I gave multiple POVs on.
Multiple POVs, you know what I mean?
So that is the drone.
Yeah.
I was doing the house tour.
So we have three POVs right here.
You're doing a house tour?
Yeah.
Well, I haven't got one yet.
Oh, oh.
But you need socks.
A drone house?
Yeah, I got to get socks.
Wait, let me smell it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
I got to get the drone out so I got to get some.
Wait, let me switch.
All right, we're good at the drone.
What else?
I feel like we're okay at the drone.
Oh, no.
What's one is it?
What's the next?
What's the next?
Check it.
Oh, I got it.
All right, let me double check.
No, I got it.
No, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Okay, okay.
All right, now it's just a little late.
Wow.
Are you gonna play the song?
What are you giggling about?
Why are you pulling me?
Because I got to get a drink.
But that's the thing, honestly, it's like a video game.
We gotta have comms.
If you're getting a drink, you need to be like...
That's cheating.
You can't use your inner hand to talk.
So where do I put it?
You put it on your back.
I'm not gonna let y'all left out, man.
Like...
It's okay.
You're not left out.
Bro, we can get you a hoodie, dude.
You can just wear another red one.
Yeah.
You have red on?
I don't have a red on.
I do have a red on.
I don't have a red on.
I don't have a red on.
I don't know what I'm really asking you.
Oh, don't feel left out.
Let's go throw it on.
Bro, but I'll take a bed.
Wait on me, okay?
Okay, I'll take a bed.
Come on, Mom.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Just wait.
You don't have to...
I'm getting my hoodie.
Where the fuck my chrome hood you go?
I bend the bottom right? Or does that sweat?
I don't have sweats.
No fucking way I lost my chrome hood, right?
Oh my god, no.
No.
No.
No!
Did I leave it in Texas?
What a fucking car, bro.
Oh my god.
No, guys!
What the f-
My good swore!
Bad-out, Red Hoodie.
What are you all doing?
Testing it out.
Alright, Hoodie, bro.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Aw.
She plays a song for us.
You don't even know. You don't even notice.
I'm going to get this obsession.
I'm going to get this obsession.
I'm going to get this obsession.
It's obsession.
Wait, where are we going to sit?
Straight follows, sir.
Where are we going to sit?
Okay, wait.
Dan, so what are y'all doing today?
A lot of shit.
We're going on an adventure.
Do you want me maybe maybe maybe I should kind of hold on get in there
No, it's okay. Why will be all right. What am I gonna do?
Maybe clean the house. Oh, no, we got cleaners
Right, so you're about to do the world's biggest pizza without me
So I want to be fucking in the little two though
Let me check see this face
There's fake
No, we could be like the hydro you mean we got the two monsters and then the fucking the one with the
Me if you don't cut a hole there, I can't fit
Here see the seam right here. Yeah
Yeah
What do you mean, Albury? Hold on.
What do you mean, Albury?
What?
What's the song?
What's the listen?
What's there?
You hold me, kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing, and it don't change, if I had it my
way you would know that you are. You look happy that I dream in the morning. You're in such
I just want to be, I just want to be, yeah, how beautiful you are, if life wasn't wrong.
What do you think?
I loved it!
That was good.
We're actually going on tour soon.
Oh shit.
Fucking me.
I mean, that's cool too.
We're actually going on tour soon.
I'm practicing my vocals.
Jason's been practicing the guitar.
We're actually going very very soon.
What was the other song that you learned?
Oh, oh, another one?
Oh, yeah.
Oh
Bottom side?
Yeah, like that.
Okay.
That's shit.
Ah, it doesn't work.
Play Riptide!
I don't have the pick!
You don't know any other song?
I know Riptide.
And what about the other ones?
Um, I don't have it. We're dead.
Aw.
I'm learning it!
You said you knew happy birthday!
I'm learning it!
It's my fucking third day!
It was a Bay Lash happy birthday!
Watch your mouth, bro!
Watch your belly!
I want to hear a rip tie, bro!
I like what I hear!
I gotta go get the pig!
Let's go, we'll go with you, come on!
Alright, come on!
Ray, I want to know a little ball!
I want to know a little ball!
Right
Straight
I got to get socks first
That's what you just used to know about me.
I don't know.
I thought it was a smelly, but it's right here.
I'm not right hoodie though, bro.
Oh, nice.
That smells really good.
This smells like a hoodie, bro.
I got a trophy on.
Yeah, look.
I got a trophy.
OK.
I don't want to see you come over.
And the basketball court.
This is crazy, bro.
At least you got your guitar, bro.
That's our best friend right there now.
for
that
now here
Move! Move!
Have you ever read it, really?
Handcuffs?
I've got that.
Um, two.
We don't have red hoodies.
What happened to my clothes?
What happened to them?
They're...
Mmm...
Not mine.
Hmm.
You don't have anything red?
What about...
Is there a red hoodie in the lady package?
Yeah.
You can wear it like Kate.
Like Kate?
No.
Nah, that's fine.
What do you gotta wear to your birthday?
Nah, I'm good. I don't have a red head, you know.
Yeah, I don't have one.
Happy late birthday?
Don't fuck yourself.
Startle war pussy?
Yo, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna hand cut.
I'm gonna make today by myself, bro.
You don't want to include me?
I bet.
What I say, Chad, fuck that if you're not invited, don't join bullshit.
Don't listen to that shit.
Don't listen to Dennis.
Don't ever do that.
The way I got to where I'm at is self-inviting myself to places.
This is why we fuckin' demolish.
Let's go.
Hey guys.
Hey.
Hey.
Whoa.
Move.
He is being away.
Now please watch your hands.
Move, move.
How am I gonna wash my hands?
Soap and water?
How am I gonna wash my hands?
Squeeze this out.
I'm gonna break the guitar.
Thank you.
I was scared of Gantus and Tar.
I was scared of pretty girls and started conversations
Oh, my friends all turning green
You're the magician's assistant in the dream
Why the fuck is she laughing so hard?
I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing.
It was good.
I loved it.
Why don't you go perform on stage?
Why?
You're a tweet.
What did I tweet?
What did I tweet?
It was freaking Jason.
Jason!
What did I tweet?
Where's your tweet?
Oh my god.
Oh, don't take Twitter.
Oh my god.
I didn't tweet anything.
Oh my matter.
Oh my god.
Not you?
Oh my god.
Are they saying you, Jason?
Fucking pick it up.
Fucking pick it up.
Did you just fucking
handcuff yourself to me?
Why are you faking mad like you didn't let that happen, bro?
Ben, no, you just watch me.
Wait, so let me get this straight.
It was a gone and lazy stream.
After he's canceled on me yesterday, after he's canceled on me, I'm so desperate!
After he's canceled on me, I'm so desperate!
No, no, no!
Damn! I have no fucking arm!
I have no arm!
And then he comes up in here and he's like, oh, I thought...
No, no, no! I have no arm!
You...
Guys, stop it!
It's too tight.
It's too tight.
It's too tight.
It's too tight.
It's too tight.
That was Dollar General handcuffs.
That was the freaky one.
Where'd you get those ones?
Half of his closet.
I promise I won't move you.
I promise I won't move you.
There you go.
Jason, I had to break the news.
I'll put the key on my ass.
But this is a Yonah Lacey shirt.
It's an A-B conversation so why you got my name in your title? I know I said I said we're cooking with Jason
I'm ready to fucking cook. Oh, no cookies at night time usually doing supper time like dinner time. Yeah, I buy
So I'm bet I did
Or how about we we go and he can hold the Google Maps for us. We are going I don't know
I thought we'd better play basketball. Well, yeah, but you uh, how about I saw three handcuffs
Yes, oh, maybe oh
You should run our push-up feed. Oh my gosh wave. We should do you should run our push-up
You might have to take the hand yeah, you might think the hand comes up to run our push-up feed. I bet
Like actually yeah, yeah, run our push-up feed
Let's do it. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it. I bet
We're ready. Come on
Wait, we have me up down. All right now up down up
Okay, nice down nice up down up down up
Down up down
Really tough
What do you mean?
Down.
Up.
Down.
Down.
We beat you.
We win.
Ah.
Don't make fun of him.
We didn't mean it.
We were just kidding.
What are you doing?
I'm talking to you!
We beat you!
We win!
Ha ha!
Don't make fun of him.
We didn't mean it.
We were just kidding.
Alright, I'll try to do your thing.
You know what? We're going to be right back here
to make some food with you.
What are you all up to? What type of food?
What kind of food should we cook?
What do you want to make?
I mean well we can make anything how about we we make a we can make a feast well we're gonna we're gonna feed the world
Be the world. Yeah
Okay, maybe we could do like the world. We can do we can get hamburger. We can do like a pot of noodles
The fuck a spaghetti
Pesto pasta um or we could do oh wait a lobster tail. Oh a seafood loyal
Oh, so we need a pot, like a big ass pot.
Okay, then let's do, let's do spicy ramen bulldog noodles.
Right?
That's right.
Yeah, spicy ramen.
I love it.
Because I'm not even going to do spicy bulldog ramen challenge.
I mean, I didn't want to do the, I mean, no, not because of that, but spicy bulldog's
good.
I'd say we got to do seafood boil.
No.
Because it's hard.
How?
Because it's hard to make.
Like my dad does it at home. It's hard to me a big pot
Boiled waters, huh? You have hentivirus. No, that's it
You big pot boil it all up and then put the crawfish in the pot. That's how you make a super boil
Well, okay, we're no let's just do let's do spaghetti and salad
Hamburger partner
Hamburger hamburger. Yeah, okay world's largest pizza
What are we talking about?
We can do all we do chicken parm.
Chicken parm what?
Chicken parm what?
Chicken parm.
World's largest pizza.
No one's making a world's largest pizza.
Guys, what about Dino Nuggets and fries?
That's too easy.
That's fucking microwave food.
We have to make an actual dinner, an actual meal.
Lucky Charms.
You can't cook like your Charms, you just buy that at your store.
Lucky Charms?
I'm trying to think of a meal that we can all eat.
Lucky Charms with a side of fruit.
Guys, we're gonna do blind death and mule.
Let me get back.
Wait, I'm not trying to fuck up my dinner.
We're actually fucking up.
We're gonna do a good blind death and mule.
That's cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Y'all got it.
No!
No!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
We don't go back for you, let's go.
We got a job to do.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck that. Fuck that.
Damn, bro.
No!
No, Jason.
Come on, bro. Please just wait for us to get back.
Oh, come on.
Jason, please.
We're sorry.
Where's it?
There's no room.
You know what, come on. Lacey's taking us.
Come on, let's sit down.
I'll just get over the doors.
No.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, nice.
Okay.
Woo!
Hold on!
Yana, Jason, Lacey.
the fucking gold
stop stop stop
ready count of three 1 2 3
no no you have to stop
stop trolling stop trolling
stop trolling
My body's overstressed. My body's got a wide you fake fucking two.
There we go. Okay. Okay. Okay.
We're just in the same hole. We're dead. That's in the same hole.
My neck.
Come on, guys. Let's go down the stairs.
I will leave.
All right.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Could you be mine? Would you be mine?
Would you be in my neighbor?
Come on guys don't get to be scared friends got each other. Wait, wait
Lazy is taking up 80% I'm taking up 10%
Every time we step it's like I'm like fucking you from the back. Yo stop stop the fucking stop
What are you doing with this?
Silkie.
Oh, thank you.
I don't know if I should do this anymore.
I don't want to do it anymore.
You just know I'm going to get a hentivirus, dude.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Dang.
The whole thing is freaking loose now.
Sorry.
Are you OK?
Fuck you, Jason.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
That's not good, bro.
Nah, Jason is room to hoodie, bro.
No, it's not room.
Catch our ones in basketball before we leave.
Did I?
Who, Grinnell?
Let's go.
Let's try one more time.
I have bugs?
None of what?
I don't know what.
No, part's gone.
How about...
Damn, they told me how it would be a part of it.
Did you already try to force handcuff?
I did.
That didn't work?
Yeah, but they were like, you know, they're about to go play basketball.
Just go play basketball.
You know, everywhere that they're going to go.
Yeah, they're actually in front of you.
Yeah.
That's something in the future, just as soon as they say something,
you just go there before them.
Okay.
Right.
Alright, Ben, let's run it.
See you on the court.
I mean, we're on the same way.
So what do we want?
If I lose this shit, down...
I'm about to go desktop after you go we don't
We don't need you to hit that.
What?
Yeah, you heard me. We don't do hardly any sunny days.
It's not gonna get really cute.
Bro, I deadass am the fucking third friend on the sidewalk.
Are you, bro?
I'm literally walking behind and they're like,
bro, there's a sidewalk right here.
No, no, we have to strategize.
I'm gonna invite somebody to the crib, bro.
Poker ship!
What fuck how much that works on a roll of 25
I'm gonna be honest y'all that brings your skill level down like 50 points
You shut the fuck up
I'm gonna be honest your weight better go up like 300 pounds that doesn't work
Hold my jockstrap
All right, hey first of what first of seven I'm not gonna lie, bro
It is about to be the quickest drop off in the fucking world, man
What do you want?
Hey, you fucking suck.
Yeah.
I'm trying to see the moment to get a little practice real quick.
One more time.
Cross over.
Cross over.
Cross over.
Fucking cookie.
Cross over.
Come here.
We're practicing.
Can I go to the house?
It's on Wemby.
Alright.
You shoot for ball.
Shoot for ball?
You shoot.
We will make 7 shots before he makes 7 shots.
Okay, okay, okay.
Arbol, check out.
Come this way, this way, this way.
This way.
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
What the fuck?
Nice to go, Yalla.
What the fuck?
Nice to go, Yalla.
What the fuck?
Nice to go, Yalla.
Nice to go, Yalla.
Oh
He's gonna go right on it. Don't let him on him!
I said don't let him!
Check ball. You're fucking pulling me!
You got to suck. Give me that shit. Check ball.
He's fucking pulling.
Give me that shit.
Come on, come on.
Can you shoot to the left?
No.
Oh no.
I'll leave it on the...
Cross over!
I got this thing!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Three ball.
Bang.
Ahhhh!
He got it!
Okay, dropped off.
3-1! 3-7!
That was two points.
I'm sorry.
Unstoppable force.
Yeah, like he's actually...
Wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
Get the truck.
Get the truck.
Get the truck.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
He's trying bad boy!
Cut! Go, go!
I don't know! I'm trying to play around you!
You gotta play more left, you gotta play more left, you gotta... nice!
I got your rope!
My boy!
What the fucky?
What the fucky...
Come on, little son.
Three and two.
Three and two.
Check. Who got three?
We do.
You got three?
Yeah, we got three.
He's missing that. He's missing that.
No, I need you to help me out here!
I'm trying!
It's okay, we win this.
We gotta...
Use your arms, say why, say why.
Fuck this poor...
I'm too sick for this shit.
I'm too sick for this shit.
Oh my god, good shot, actually good shot.
Amber, use your arm, you covered a lot of service area like this.
Oh no.
I'm playing fucking.
He's missing out.
I'm missing out.
Bum.
Okay.
He's missing out again.
He's garbage.
I'm sorry.
I hate this sport, bro.
Come on.
Check it out.
Fuck this sport.
How about we spar instead?
Okay.
Hang on.
Are you ready?
It's green!
Green!
Nice!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's free shit, we gotta beat him.
No, I'm not.
I'm gonna finish this shit.
All it's all about.
You literally just can't make a shot!
Who can?
Motherfucker.
Come on, let it go!
Y'all we gotta get the reed down, I'm sorry!
I'm gonna get the reed!
Alright man, this shit
I don't want to play anymore, bro
Cross over
Same play, same play, same play
Okay, better shot that hand.
You want to go to five instead?
Yeah.
Okay, three, two, one, two, five.
I'm gonna end this too.
Ha ha ha ha!
Come on!
It's for the game!
Get out of the line!
Game time!
No!
We might take a blind roll!
It's fine.
He can't shoot.
He can't shoot.
He's 0 for 10.
He lost all his confidence.
It's water for him.
We can't let him call game.
Yay. Good night.
We'll do y'all cookie segment or whatever.
I'm not this bitch.
Over here.
Listen, here's the tip down, here's your tip.
It's three to four.
We gotta get the ball, and we gotta get it up,
and then we gotta get it three to win.
Okay?
Oh, you gotta shoot it.
I gotta shoot it again.
Why'd you want to shoot?
So many dang times.
He's one for 30.
Huh?
He's one for 30.
He's not making another one, trust me.
All right, check it up.
Y'all suck.
Two is better than one, and y'all getting smoked.
How y'all losing a 2v1? Y'all fucking suck. Y'all suck.
Thanks, Y'all. Thanks, Y'all. Just keep pushing. Keep pushing, Y'all.
Valo!
That won! Yes!
Yes, Y'all! 4-4!
I didn't know we're doing fucking arm bars.
In my tour, Game Boy.
I'm the new MVP.
Gotta get a three, okay?
We gotta get a three.
Push out.
Okay, right to the roof. Same thing as last time.
Psycho, step back.
Step back. Hey!
Same thoughts.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It fucking crossed off!
That's what a game on a line with a three!
Give me that shit.
Get absolutely fucking crossed up.
Eyes closed. You are not Michael Jordan.
How you got a game, right?
SGA.
SGA and logic at the top of the...
I'm out of here, bro.
Get your shit on.
That's game, right?
Take this down.
Y'all suck.
Losing a two of you in one of me.
What are you doing there, bitch?
I'm out of here, bro.
I'm out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Off on the quarter.
Son of a bitch.
Oh
Y'all in Christ. Oh, you're sticky
Stink
Go do your shit, man
You're projecting on this yeah, you're not included. Yeah
So go do your shit, man
Yeah, I knew I was a push-up face to a suit.
Yeah, I lost a bashball, too, but you weren't...
It took you long enough to...
It took you long enough to make a pointy avoid it.
Y'all suck.
You know what I'm gonna do now?
I'm gonna go do my fucking content.
Okay.
My content.
I'm gonna go do my shit.
Jay, what are you gonna do?
We gotta go tomorrow.
We gotta go tomorrow.
We don't take, we don't...
Jason?
Bill, what?
Can we come?
Y'all want to do my content?
Yeah, what is it?
Can y'all say this?
That's secret.
You have so much to wear, bro.
Just saying.
You act chat.
Jason has so much to wear.
Oh.
Bro, I'm going to go do some shit with Silky.
You have to wear it on the floor.
Don't act about it.
Let's go.
I'm about to do some shit with Silky.
How did we not pay out?
Yo y'all what happened? What do my mods do, bro?
Huh
So it's gonna gay so so gay paid out the wrong people
So Gabe so Gabe just paid out the wrong people
No, this is what we're doing, you ain't got, you're supposed to be, you're supposed to
be one of my good moms, you're supposed to be one of my good fucking moms, and instead
of you doing this bullshit, no, I'm not a marjorie, I'm not a marjorie, I'm not zero
because of that dork, I'm sorry, so you did do it, so you did do it, I don't even know
if you actually did it, but you apologizing means you're fucking guilty, nah bro, hey
Everybody, everybody say body gave.
Because, because Twitch points,
prediction points is real shit, that's real money.
I am and I take accountability.
Nah, bro.
I'm just kidding.
His ass don't even know how to change title.
I do need new mods.
I do need new mods.
Bruh.
I'm gonna be honest, I genuinely don't know.
Holy shit, bruh.
Holy shit want to cue something bro lays I might be down
I'm so fucking sweaty
So sweet right now.
Lays, what we on, bro?
Why don't you open applications and have Danish
or someone look through them?
Low key, what's the updates to this?
So it's Asian Gen versus me.
Holy fuck, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Val or C? Yes.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm fucking, yo, when you're sick and you exercise,
bro, I was sick as fuck today and with the training.
I'm gonna throw up, I wanna throw up.
Such an old with the 50 gifted, thank you, bro.
Man, you feel like shit, you feel like shit.
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
I actually need to go to the doctor, bro.
I don't know what I have, bro.
I don't know what I have.
What is this because Drew had this shit and then he did
I'm overdosing on ballish
Bro this shit killing me man, and let's say it posted you already, bro. Did I get hay form for
For doing this for doing the zoo?
Am I getting hay form on Twitter?
Brother there is no way right there's no way right by your own calm
Dude, there is no way.
Are they actually saying Animobuse?
Brother, if that was Animobuse, then what is the fucking zoo, then why are y'all eating
me?
Bro, I just pet a few animals.
They didn't fucking like do shit.
Holy shit, bro.
I
Said bro Jimmy don't care about ready at all
Why'd you call Maya to show the animal I didn't think it was that bad
I
Wanted to show the animal I didn't call it I didn't call my the flex that I had a pet alpaca. I
Guess I'm retarded right because I genuinely did not see that at all
She told you she hates pingsus I didn't I forgot I forgot wait she actually said that
Whatever.
Whatever.
Damn.
Damn.
Alright.
I didn't know that.
Wait.
Are petting zoos bad?
Are petting zoos bad?
Yes.
So wait.
What's the difference between a petting zoo and a regular zoo?
You just pet.
No?
It's really not that deep.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, not that deep at all, bro.
I don't know how...
Yeah, bro. Maybe I have a guess on that.
Oh, mail for your mods?
Where's my f***ing money?!
Got a f***ing bag!
Where's my f***ing money?!
What the... my mods...
Oh, my good mods get paid.
My good mods get paid?
I do nothing but fucking chat and say like Danish they don't do anything
they don't get paid they actually just have a good mods question mark oh I have
no good mods woesh woesh so updates me versus Asian Jeff Diana versus a
bring the Alvarez, primary page versus, oh my god, how do you catch my breath, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, this congestion is actually activating my asthma chat.
I think I'm fucking dying.
I actually think I'm dying.
Win the fight June 6th, primary page versus Peace Charms, Alex Rosabi versus Landon,
Sapna versus Blau, Pilot versus Big X, and yeah, maybe Toast versus Second.
But if Toast can't fight Second, who should I get?
What should I get?
I need an inhaler low key, bro.
Yugi?
Oh my god.
You think Yugi would fight Raph?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Bro, second for me to punch your bag.
Go to the doctor before the fight.
I actually am gonna go to the doctor.
I ain't gonna go to the doctor.
Wait, oh my god.
Where'd I put my phone, bro?
John
Kings wrath is injured kings versus toes
Well, I feel like I feel like you be would fight
Yes, he would watch this
You guys in a fight, second?
He dead not fighting?
Second said he was done a fight, bro.
Yo, what up, bro?
He visited the creator of Balash.
What's up?
Bro, you seen Lacing was, um, first of all, ew, bro.
Or what do you think about waking up to Jason Holman?
It's the first time, you know what I'm saying?
It's the first time, dude.
I've literally fucked you and I'm walking on mix use.
Brother, it's 3pm, get out of the fucking bed, bro.
I didn't know you haven't fucked me.
What's it called? Would you...
Would you fight a second?
What I say is second?
Who you think raffling raffling
I bet
Sonsi with an ACL without
With that the ACL Sonsi would fight
What about J-Dab like to redeem himself
Jada's not a bad show. I think Jada needs to get that better.
When rap, you know, you care about rap, and Jada, he goes on a gun shoot, you know what I mean?
If anything, at this point, you know what I mean?
But if Jada moves, bro, like, his, you know what I mean, his, like, aura, his legacy is super-cooked.
I'm not gonna lie though, I think Jada vs. Sekrem is actually a fair fight, because if I get
Raph against Sekrem, Sekrem would genuinely be a punching bag. Jada vs. Sekrem is like a
Real-life fair fight. What do you think? What do you think Jeff?
Okay, but
Wait, what you doing today?
Uh, man, shit, bro, man, shit, man, shit.
Uh, I'm not very sure, uh, so, very sure about it.
Okay.
Man, Balash on this side as well, bro. You know what I'm saying?
Listen, the thing about Balash is you can never get enough of him, bro.
This is what streaming is about. Streaming is about this shit, you know what I mean?
It's not... I hate those. I hate that talk about the content there's content there.
Dude, shut the fuck up, Buddha. Let's do some Balash, nigga. Fuck that content, shit.
Well, Balash's content is coming. Let's you know, okay?
Just let you know.
Balash's content, I know.
That's his own niche content, though. Alright?
Yeah.
If you got content, go with Buddha for content, duh.
Bro, but bad news, Lacey, Lacey is gentrifying your shit.
Gentrifying?
Oh, he's probably making it racist, huh?
Nah, he's saying, nah, he's making it baby-ish.
He's gentrifying your shit.
I don't know what to do about it.
They always try to be different, but it's OK, bro.
You know, it's OK, bro.
It's the same, bro.
It's anything, if anything, it's the same shit, bro.
You know what I mean?
Everything is gentrifying.
That's the thing about life.
You know what I mean?
You, uh, you could, you could, you could, how does this quote go?
You can duplicate, but you can never replicate.
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
I can do it.
So this is the end of the day, bro.
This is a big issue.
This is a modest issue.
Oh, hey.
Well, I'll talk to you soon, bro.
This game tonight, for life later, bro.
Game, yeah, I'm done.
Alright, brother.
Take care of yourself.
Hey, where are you sick?
Yeah.
Like, actually, I'm pretty well.
I'm actually dying, so I woke up this night.
Wait, did someone over at the Oscar give me this shit?
Because then I'm gonna fight in two weeks, and I feel like...
If I'm sick on June 6th, I might actually get knocked down.
I might be fucking injured, I'm gonna come here and kill you.
I hate your fucking job, brother, with like seven weeks of fucking training compared to his three.
If you end up losing, I'm still gonna gas that shit.
I don't know what the fuck if you were sick this week or now.
I'm still going to gas that shit.
And I'm gonna be laughing your fucking face as if we're not fucking homies.
But I still love you though, right?
Because it's like tough love, like the love is there
Trust me, I love you for life
But it's like I'm still going to be gassed at this shit
Like, as if like you lost a fucking...
Like, hey, you know what I mean?
So it's just don't fucking lose
The love should not be in your fucking mental, buddy
I've been taking mucinex and it's not working, bro
Dude, like a lot of these addictions is a fraud
I need to go to doctor, bro
So I gotta urgent care or something?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
This is the kind of existence that we do.
The GTS.
All right.
All right, brother.
I'll see you in a bit.
Take care of yourself.
All right, bro.
Bye.
Bye, man.
Woo.
Call Jada.
All right.
Now that we cook up right now,
Do I, do I Dana yellow this bitch?
Chat, would y'all rather watch a JDAP versus Second Fight
or a RAF versus Second Fight?
Let me know, let me know.
Miles run and pull, run and pull, run and pull.
Cause JDAP, cause RAF, I'm gonna be honest,
RAF would probably just lose.
I mean win, RAF would probably just win
cause RAF is fake strong and he can kinda,
he can kinda get in the mix a little.
JDAP though, bro.
Bad start to the year, Gimpsu in the corner watching people who is.
He needs, he has a bit of story here, a bit of redemption here, you know. Maybe this is the start
of his, you know, getting his life together, you know what I'm saying? Winning, beating,
Sekrem is the start to his win streak and his redemption arc. What do we think, no mods?
Nice, bro. I said I actually said make a pull 30 minutes ago and gave is too busy jerking off
The fuck is going on
Get new mods I actually need to get me mods. I don't know what
I
Zero months you'll live ankle beats bro. What the fuck is wrong with you instead of slash pulling an exclamation mode
Titling you're typing my cat talk about you'll live brother. This is not how that shit works, but I can I was fucking purge mods
Too deep in now too deep in I'm getting raise baited I can't
This yo mod
Somebody got to get it made an example
Yo, JDab, JDab, bro, I got an offer for you, man.
Listen, you know what I'm saying, a lot has happened this year from, you know what I mean,
you've been through a lot and I wanted to give you an opportunity to fight second
bro and then that's boxing for me
let me know man let me know now I understand you said you don't want to
gain the ring anymore but I mean I mean better are you hungry or you not man
because look you've done a lot this year a lot of things that maybe you regret it
okay no you don't regret being in a game suit and putting a leash around your
I was making sure you say brother.
So basically you're saying you sold your soul and you're dead ass.
I'm gonna be honest brother.
Don't really think I can take that fight.
Why why is that?
I just don't want a box.
Okay, alright. That's fair, you know. That's fair.
I would just give you an opportunity to redeem yourself.
but um it's all good bro all right brother
is that a fucking red hoodie? It is a red hoodie.
Sayid says I'll take the fight Sayid better so he's not letting you take the fight
Raph core
Well damn, bro. I honestly thought JDab would take it
I guess I didn't want to fight.
Sayu, bro.
Yeah, I'm live, bro.
It was good.
You alright?
I'm in the hospital right now.
Sayonara.
Yeah, I'm a arty.
Are you all okay?
Yeah, I'm just getting checked right now.
What happened?
the ATV thing is the crash, Amairo got a concussion
Wait, what about Artie? Is he okay?
No, he's okay. What was his name?
Damn bro
Wait, what level concussion is it?
Oh, I got it. We're getting a checkup right now.
Oh, okay.
Um...
No, I'm sorry.
Go, go, go.
I'm not even gonna ask, never mind bro, you know what, I hope you feel better.
I was gonna ask you if you want to fight second by June 6 but you got a concussion so I don't want you to over-exert yourself.
Yeah, excuse me.
What'd you say?
No, I said it's food.
I mean, but if you wanted to beat the shit out of second, you know, the offer's on the table.
Yeah, I'll let you know what the, uh, the doubt persists.
Oh yeah, okay.
Nah, but I'll let you know though, feel better, bro.
Don't fight if you have a concussion.
You probably do have a concussion.
Alright.
Alright, bro.
Feel better, man, and tell R.K. I hope he feels better too, bro.
Also, go see it, where's the room, join me, man.
Okay, okay.
See you there, guys.
Alright, bro. Have a good one, man. Feel better.
Why everybody's so sad, bro?
Oh God why everybody so sad?
Well...
TWIZO!
Hey Big Brad!
What's up Twiz?
Hey everybody, sad as hell, what happened bro?
Did someone put the sad potion in the air today?
What? People are drinking out the potion of infinite sadness?
I don't know, I feel melancholiness in everybody's like atmosphere.
Yeah, not Lucas. What's up, bro, but
Well, what bros what a god there's a fucking what it what the fuck is that oh my god
Oh my god you do not move
Yo, I'm just kidding it's the little stars I have on my feeling
No, dude that was hilarious dude, I gotta go. Oh my god. Oh, so what busy? Um
Um, yeah, why is that really so bad, bro?
Like, you just jaded that?
I'm not sad, bro.
But this is one of the best days of my life.
Yeah, I watched some session on TikTok.
Oh, you did?
On TikTok.
Wait, we're going to watch this tonight, bro.
You want to come?
Um, yeah.
Come on, bro.
I'll get a full stack.
I'll get a full lobby.
Bro, you already watched it twice, don't you?
Well, I already watched it once,
but I need to watch it again.
That's how good it is.
Bro, did you see the car scene?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, don't make me think about it.
I swear to God, bro, I've been scared
for the past four days because of this movie.
I need to watch it again.
Bro, have you seen the scene where she's standing
in the corner and then she starts sobbing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
We were having a nice night, no, no.
Bro, you gotta watch it, bro.
We have to watch it, we have to watch it, bro.
Tonight, bro, come on.
I got your ticket.
No, no, no, you don't have to do that, bro.
Uh-huh.
Hey, what's your problem?
Would you be open to beating the shit out of second, June 6th,
or no?
No, I can't hurt second.
I can't.
That ass?
OK, who, look.
I can't.
Do you have any suggestions?
That would beat up second?
Lucas.
My own god, yo.
Lucas would beat the fuck out of second.
Bro, bro, stop, bro.
Bro, Lucas would do second in a bad way, bro.
I see 17s.
OK, next person, next person, next person.
Let's see, Bat Keesh, my cameraman.
Bat, Bat, what?
Yeah, Balish, yeah, you don't have to, yeah.
Yeah, Kings, you can get Kings.
Kings?
You did promise him like a Valorant game, so.
Okay, keep going.
We can get, Killer, Killer's literally here.
Not Killer, but it's like, he's too scared.
Ah, yeah, keep going, keep going.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AUSAMMY MITE BEAT UP SECRAM?
Look at that, it might be a good fight.
AUSAMMY vs. SECRAM?
Bro, who do you think's what in that one?
Uh...
It's a hard one, isn't it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait a minute.
Wait, you can get sponsors, bro.
But sponsors would murder that nigga.
Nah, but as you just came in, man.
So what?
This is not the bag. I mean, this is not just with with Sunning in Canada
Yeah, Paul's office is funny like they have that thing where it's like they got a mutual crush on each other
But neither of them are gonna be the ones to
Cuff each other though. Oh
shit
Yeah, bro, and now studies back in Canada and I was like forbidden love on a real note. It's kind of beautiful
You know, that's cute as fuck. Yeah, it is fuck, bro. I think you just walk around. Let's be a couple man to make shit for sure
Yeah, bro, but like we really on that single shit cliff. Yeah
Wait, so sponsors you didn't even do it. Yeah, I think something you beat the fuck out of second for fun. Why not, bro?
Did that come say yes
Yes, I can say he's down to fight whoever bro. That's why he's getting paid
I know bro. Yo, he's a fucking shooter. He's a demon. He sees red, bro
He don't give a fuck who is it? No, he's hungry, bro
And I called Jadaf and Jadaf ducked second just ducked second, bro
I'm not like hit up with lose the second bro. No, he wouldn't bro. Yeah, he would
Why?
Cuz second one said more than him like jadaf doesn't even get us give a fuck bro
He doesn't have the passion and hunger inside of him. No, Jadaf
Literally would beat the shit a second, but whatever
Um, he had a fight with Ferris, bro.
Uh, so, Saunters?
You should honestly get a pretty strong girl like Sava to beat up Sack Room.
Oh.
Bro, Sava?
Have you seen Sava's fucking four-oh?
They're bigger than mine.
Fucking God.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
All of my fucking God are a fucking genius, bro.
Come on, bro.
Who is my fucking God?
Bro, Sava.
Bro Sava would hurt him in a bad way.
Oh my god.
Get Sava bro.
Get Sava bro and Sekrem has enough estrogen in him
that he'd be able to punch her without getting in trouble.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.
Now would I get in trouble for that or?
No, Sekrem literally has enough estrogen in him
that he'll be able to punch her without getting in trouble.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Sian bro, Sava or Sian.
They're both fighters, low key.
Savar Sayin?
Bro, but would like Secrums ride?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, you're gonna have to tell the girl
it's a knockout bonus.
So then, Secrum's gonna be like, I can't hit no girl.
He's gonna get his ass beat.
He's like, that's why I fucked this kid.
I can't hit a girl.
And then he goes first swinging on her, bro.
And then who knows moment.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the one.
That's the one.
Boy versus girl fight who did that bro nobody but there's a reason why nobody did that though, bro
Bro, so that has like 30 pounds on him, bro of muscle
I know she does bro
But like imagine me in second man being like oh, I got a punch on a girl even though
I think saw the win second is still in an awkward position to where it's like oh, I gotta I gotta hit
I gotta hit so about if I was in a ring with a girl
I could find a way to win without really hurting her
facts
Just a little tap ups, you know dodge get it. Oh, he did his mom and I leave bag works
It'll a weave weave weave weave weave weave, but or then they get my kid knocked out
But listen bro the first hard punch that hits second face bro that nigga will see red bro. I know it bro. It's gonna be a movie
the
girls far man all the time
all the time that's true
but that's just bad looks
it's an exhibition bro that one fight
is an exhibition because it's
Grover's boy so really it's not
that deep of a fight they're not
trying to kill each other but
second just say it again
I guess that was not fighting bro
that was not fighting bro
alright it's either
it's either sovereign
I hear Lucas talking about that's the fight of the century, he thinks him vs.
the fight of the century, right? He's a lost kid.
Look at this, you're not gonna press him, bro.
He would fucking fuck you up.
No, he would kill me.
Like fucking idiot ass kid. God damn.
All right, I'm gonna try and get Sanctus, bro.
No, get Sava!
No, I'm not gonna.
Are you a streamer first, or are you a fight organizer?
No, bro, no, bro.
Bro, nah, that would be insane.
Bro, second one has enough essence in him, bro.
I swear to God, bro, that's just a weird position to be in force for second
bro, you put second against King Kong
Donkey Kong
The fucking you put him against the fucking three Kings of fucking Archey
Oh, whatever else the fuck you put second against he won't put him against a girl now, bro
Give him a fucking come on, bro. Give the guy a shot
No, no, bro. That's not good
You really you really
Thanks to shake bro.
Bro, are you talking about it?
Think about it.
And we're watching a section tonight.
All right, bro.
I'll talk to you.
Beb, beb, beb, beb, I'll see you soon.
All right, bro.
I'll call you to the right.
Yo, Yugi, bro, very out of the blue.
Would Saunters fight second?
What the fuck did you just say to me?
I said, would Saunters fight second?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But would you do that though?
Like, like, obviously you say no
because like, that's your camera man,
you might need a camera man that day or shit.
Nah, I definitely wouldn't need a camera
that damn long, but I'm thinking
But it's statistically listen, he goes into the rain.
He wins that fucking fight.
Well, I'm not sure why the white stock's go up after that fight.
Like we definitely get him dripped out on some awesome awesome.
I mean, we buy him some custom shorts, custom everything.
And then in the in the in the in the in the camera, man, too.
Toast free master.
Yeah.
And then, uh,
do I go?
And I imagine, bro, sunny come out of nowhere at the end
and they hug each other when when he wins.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie that will be firebite. I think he is obviously I'm gonna say I'm gonna say if he wants to bro
Fuck it bro, but it's up to him now to me
Alright full screen now sound like a fucking movie to me. Yes. I was like free concept for you
Let's see
I'm just going to go back to
America.
So you can't come back to
America.
So you should have.
What up, Matt?
Yo.
You got Saucers.
Saucers, bro.
I got a proposition for you.
Am I on call with Jason
and we know?
Yeah, I'm calling Jason and
we know.
That's good, dude.
How's life?
I'm just tired, resting.
Tired?
No, he's been driving an RV for a few hours, you know me?
I feel you know, um, I got a proposition for you.
What would you go to Jason? What'd you go for me?
Would you fight second?
And Miss Boxing for?
Open or fight?
Like this, the ones coming up? Like that?
Yeah, like in like a week and a half.
I think about it as you know, like, but I was going to ask her right now, um, if you
have an answer right now, obviously, you know, it's very, very late notice.
Yeah, probably not, to be honest, probably not.
Yeah.
There's no preparation, but I mean, I've seen the first, the second, but it's like,
I mean, it's second, you know what I mean?
If he is
Pinching sacrum in the face breaks his knuckle and now he can't camera man now ever
Cuz you know, I'm gonna buy very good gloves. There's gonna be protection. Okay. What about what about? Let's let's talk
Let's talk like you know, you feel me
Hmm, I like a lot bro, that's the bro. What you what you think it sounds hers
Mm-hmm. They're gonna go try to underpay you awesome. You you should don't let that make them underpain
Awesome, you you should
Double your paycheck this month's hunters. Oh
Oh
You don't make a hundred seconds to bro, that's for dog
And I fly a sunny to watch
But they can say he'll pay you double the paycheck and get you studied on the court side
It's second bro, and if you obviously second second is in a position where
You know, it's hard for him to win since you're taller and you know and
You weigh more and shit the second I'm always down a box thing is though
You win. Why two X stocks go up. Your stocks go up.
And and you get a knockout bonus too.
Knockout bonus.
Like it.
What we say, what we say, what we say, it's ours.
There's one.
I
Run in a second a double is checked though. Well, what's this check?
Me you ready to put up take a
Yo, what sex me take me is check take me is check right now. I just said I just said it
Yeah, I guess you're fucking pain. Yeah, I guess you're paid up take a better
Pay them 10k. Yeah, my ass you're paying them 10k
Text me how much you pay him right and don't even let me say you were gonna double his pay
So if he's making so if he's making 5k, they have these he got a 10k check brother, brother
No, you don't even pay I guarantee you don't pay him over 4k
Over there. I guarantee you don't pay him over 3k. Okay, but then you gotta understand
I
The white
What better gonna be making it okay? It's not that I'm cheap
Not cheap I'm just saying like I brought my team is waiting for me to make it
I did the same shit though. I did the same shit. Yeah, we we are going you know
We are gonna eat what's I make you but I'm a baby is so hey, do you even pay him? Yeah
No, of course I pay him
Okay, okay
Okay
You what you pay him what?
Man, I'm in
No, it's not that low. Hell no
1500
Nah, I'm not gonna say bro. I'm not gonna say but if you
Know it's
Listen listen listen listen, but I tell you if you're double it if you double his D is gonna be over it's gonna be over six
It's count. Let's count it is no
I didn't say double his check
I said like he's gonna make double what he makes this month as in like your check on top of my chance
So it's just gonna be the same. Oh, I thought you were doubling his shit, but you're okay. I mean say it's up to you
I don't I'll see how much but
What is up to you? Okay, wait, wait, okay? Okay? What's your
And you won't see this money for another two months you gotta go through his ages
You don't know
So was the minimum like you came me to fight yeah
Because there is a risk there's oh, there's there's never a hundred percent you know to be like all day all they'll get hurt
I mean, you're not gonna get hurt bro. It's 16 ounces. Plus you could do headgear if you
All right, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, okay. It's gonna be
a big, it's gonna be a big composition though. We got you all welcome here.
So I lucky damaged allegedly use car.
So if you cover that plus 2k.
My fuck said plus 2k.
How much is the repair?
They're a pair.
They're a pair.
It's just a tail light.
Yeah, so much.
So much.
And the bump on the bumper.
That's like, having gotten to the body, sir.
Which is what?
How much?
How much is the tail light?
So I don't know.
I don't know cars.
Maybe like one one point five most
Oh
Do do do obviously do it. Oh wait what happened? What do you think it to? What do you think it to?
Oh, no doctors fuck though, dude
No
To the easily win against second. Are you crazy?
I'm not okay. He okay. Okay. Okay. Why two X armors for that. Yes, bro
Like he breaks his arm. I can't I can't I don't have a camera. I gotta you bro
Like you know me then toast I love toast, but I love Sunsters. I wouldn't I can't do this any more game
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I don't know
I'm a good negotiator right here watch. He got me. I'm not gonna lie bro
Brothers y'all are fucking saying for K. Bro. I'm not
No, I mean, I'm like they're better than me. I'm say I'm saying I can I'm a better man than you better man than me
I'm saying five
Like they're better than I am. I was about to really just spit out here to say $5,000
You know how much you make per stream brother
Which stream
I'm like a 50k. Yeah
Yeah, but then but I know bro again
You do probably a week of streams and we could violation and you'll be fine
You know me like like listen bro listen like the thing is the thing is when it comes to negotiation
You never go into negotiation with a nigga that knows how much you make you know what I mean
You didn't use it like you know me obviously I'm not gonna overshoot. I'm not gonna overshoot against my own homie
I love you Jay
Don't be a number don't be a number
Throw the number something what you comfortable with that not me cuz you speak before
What do you mean I'm losing you know, I see what you're doing
Don't let him take don't let him don't main expansion. We're not scared of walking away, bro. We're not scared of walking away, okay?
Let's say
He didn't say he was gonna double your paycheck I just want to put that out there, but I'm not even a little care about that
No, it's it's over is it over Saucers
I don't want to say don't even give hints don't even give hints okay, okay
So
First fight I mean I'm just saying last minute. I got a train
First NMS boxing I
Did with the week's notice
I'm getting fucking bottle fights second. All right, but is it enjoyable though life? You know me
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see how you how you walk me three
Leave me dies
Okay, okay, how about two point five?
No, no, he's doing a little
Because he has said yes at three I'm telling you do that like I'm telling you
One point how much
So you're from Dublin to 1.5?
What's your problem, brother?
Like, brother, now you're actually getting me upset.
Like, I feel like you're taking what?
What's your problem, brother?
I'm being honest.
Are you taking a white-sway-set-joke?
Is that what you're saying right now?
That's actually getting me kind of upset.
I'm not.
You're actually throwing me off right now because it's like,
it's like, bro, bro, like, what the fuck?
No, bro, are you crazy?
1.5?
OK.
You make that an hour.
Are you insane?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro.
You think this is different?
No, I don't like the argument. Oh, you're making an hour, bro.
I reinvest a lot of my money into my content, bro.
This venue is not cheap, bro. It's not cheap.
Okay, the camera, come in.
It's not cheap.
Wait, it's like a stadium or not a stadium?
No, not a stadium, but it's better than last time.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay.
I mean, shit.
I mean, that's just, you know, what do you think, bro?
What do you think you want to fight for?
Man, you know what I think?
You fight a second, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I'm gonna be honest with you, something's,
I'll be honest with you, something's,
didn't even, didn't even,
was talking about like flying out, sunny eye, don't,
don't, bro, I'm not gonna do it for money
and then you fly yourself out, bro,
I'm here to tell you right now, bro, it's okay.
Okay, listen, bro, you do what you think is right,
and I'm with you, thanks.
What do you think is right, bro?
What do you think is the right thing?
Fuck, 1.5K, 1.5K, you knock him out, it's okay.
And a free flight to Canada, if you knock him out.
Oh, I thought that was part of the offer I'm talking about.
Don't be pressured, bro. This is just business, okay?
There's nothing personal between us, okay?
I need to, you know what I mean?
It's an opener fight.
I need to be able to, like, you know, manage my funds here.
You know?
1.5, knock them out 2K, and you're gonna fight to Canada.
You want you won't walk with minimum to huh? You won't walk with minimum to
Can't do to
He can't do to bro. I'm beyond is he can do to he can do to
Can't do too
All right, oh, I got way way way jammed a lot. All right, you know what bro fuck to bro
1.5 put flights Canada facts. I'm on 1.5 in a flight to Canada
But sometimes you you you fuck with that or no and then because I'm thinking about it statistically
What if I go and I literally camera for you and study on a date?
This guy's insane
That's it bro, that's it, that's it, that's gonna be funny and funny, I'm really gonna be walking around like I'm a chairman, I'm a bitch.
No, but you get it, you get it, you get it, welcome.
What's up, what's up?
Alright, so you get something, he gets paid 1.5, which is probably double his paycheck.
What?
Alright, and now you get free content because you can be in this corner and you can do like a training stream for him.
Okay, if you want.
So, you already make that 1.5, so if you want it, you're making money out of this, you get it.
You boost white to us because clear you're you're investing into you right now being this camera man. All right, and
Yeah, 1.5 double your paycheck, you know
That's not the good thing to try to put that out there's not
Increase of or because you're fighting second and you're gonna beat him up
Let me know let me know
I
Think I'm gonna stick with two can of flight Sony
Wait on God
Wait one second, I'm making a very important business
I'm gonna make the best
I
Wait one second guys
Making the world's largest pizza in like an hour
We'll miss you friend. Really? Yeah. No, I told him that we have to do pizza kids
You wanted to do okay. Okay. Sorry. We didn't mean to interrupt. No, no worries. No worries. All right, but okay
I'm back. Sorry
1.5 and knockout bonus plus flight to Canada that's me that's me but don't feel
obligated to take it you know what I mean don't feel obligated to take it just
say no you can do it you can walk away just know if you say no Yugi loses
content you lose the chance to beat the fuck out of second in front of a bunch
of viewers and make a name for yourself, do the tactics. You try to put all these things
in your mind. Okay, don't listen to us. I never lose content because because we are
the content. You hear me? I always say this. Okay, you go to put these little things in
your mind. That's not true. I see what he's doing. No, no, no, bro. I understand that
we never lose content because I'm not going live. We go and do that regardless. Okay,
we're going to do it regardless. We are the content. Okay, I understand it. Okay, listen,
I'll be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. So just you don't lose this fucking fight, man
Without due respect, you don't lose this fucking fight. You know, I mean, there's no way you lose this fucking fight
Wait, so the official offer was what 2k with a fight to study now 1.5k flat and
If you get an if you knock them out flight to Canada and a bonus
So it's 1.5
Yeah, flat and if I knock him out it's a flight and I hope you know bro 1.5 is pretty generous for a second
Be honest brilliant to you, but
How about how about 1.5 plus flight and then bonus is the 2k not out
I don't think I don't think you lose this
I'm really dumb. Yeah, I'm knocking him out. No, the knockout bonus bro. That's just that's just the
um, that's your nobody reaching there. Yeah, because it's gonna be but at the same time.
It's in time, bro. Oh, we got all I don't know if I'm gonna be kind of picking up guns before I keep
You are walking
So this regard the okay brah, I'm like a lot let's drop the knock out bonus and
Let's drop the knock out bonus
And let's do $7,000
No, I don't know, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to,
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to,
I'm tripping, I'm tripping, I'm tripping.
I thought you were about to say yes out of nowhere,
because I'm being saved.
You know what I mean?
I feel like, bro, fuck the knockout bonus.
I feel like knockout bonuses, bro.
It's just a way to get your side of 30, 10, or 180,
or whatever the contract is called.
Um, yeah, something that's up to you, bro.
Realistically, I really, you know what I'm saying?
I really, it's up to mine.
It's over.
You know what I mean?
It's really up to you at the end of the day.
the day 1500 and knockout bonus.
Listen, deals on the table, if you don't want it, don't feel the way.
This is just the deal.
You really want a budge for 1500 plus flight?
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
What do you mean the one one-point fight wait what what do you mean wait wasn't the flight part of this?
It was but he moved it to the knockout. Oh
No, no, no, you should be he's speaking. He's the guy. I don't know what's up. He's on I will buy that fly
What the fuck are you crazy? Hell? No, you're not bro. It's you if the flight isn't even in that you're not offering
You know why a flight to what is it is a monster? Yeah, we're sending from
a sunny's nearly on the Oscars of New York New York
Yeah, bro. Yeah, no, no, it's Canada. It's Canada base on the Oscars of New York
So we can say so really see if you can take a 500 flight to our $300 flight to she got in Toronto
Huh, no, no, no, no, no, she's on the house with the New York, trust me. No, but Toronto is
Oscars of New York. No, no, no, no, no, she let it run. She let it run. She let it run. I promise you the sunny's not from Toronto
She's from she's literally on the house is in New York of Kingston. Yeah, you want me to pay 2k total? No
No deal was well how about that? No, no it's not bad because it's a 300-dollar flights it's a New York
$300 flights in New York, and then no Brown Elgar. No, no, no, no. What the fuck?
Okay, then I'm seeing sponsors. They're really up to you. Yeah, and then I'm gonna have to walk away
The how much is the flight you're looking at it's like 500 dollars average
I
Man fuck it. I'm not second matter. I'll see you soon, Sonny. Oh
And I hope you know 1.5 is actually pretty fucking good for a second fight
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie when you were offering like it's like two thousand or so
I'm about to say you don't deserve but I kind of fuck with it, bro
I'm not gonna we not taking that flight to Canada. I'll be honest, bro
We can go away till we come here because if you give it a little bit more hype as soon as they see each other after a long time
It's probably gonna hit more. You know what I mean? It's just it's just statistic in business
It's just the way it is. Why are we gonna see why are we gonna see them next week when they literally saw each other yesterday?
I mean
That makes sense
They were saying no deal not in this and I got police, bro
I mean bro, just do one more hour for streams.
That's the way I do things, like bro think about it, if I spent $1,700, I'll just stream
another hour.
For me, if I was in your position, I'd have to stream seven more hours, of course.
Alright, well, you know what, maybe we can see the negotiation off stream.
Oh, honestly, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think a lot brother. You better start running 180s games
You better start running 180s, but well, all right, well
He agreed already bro. You don't agree until we shake hands. You know, I don't say
All right, bro, are you good? We'd call bro first
All right, I'll uh, I have some just number no, so
Um, yeah, all right, good, good luck.
Uh, all I'm saying is, hey, I don't know, brother.
You know what I mean?
All right, brother, you have a good day.
I'll see you in a bit.
All right, love you.
Bye.
Man, you keep their word.
Jesus.
God, you can't, bro.
Whole chat says, police, and then I say, okay, no deal.
And then all of a sudden, the motherfucker's like,
oh, you're a fucking Jew.
What are you talking about, bro?
Fuck you.
Put the little hat on already.
Bro.
Why are you frying him though?
Nah, I don't know, I don't know, just, just, just making, just opening my options, I'm
gonna be honest.
It's weighing out my options right now, okay?
It's weighing out my options.
Verbal agreement or words of murder,
and malfunctions are legal,
binding, and enforceable in California.
Brother, you're a target.
All of a sudden it looks like
your lawyers pop out in the chat.
Yeah, bro.
Oh my God, we said deal on stream, bro.
Oh, I'm liable now, bro.
Or I'm gonna get sued.
What are you actually saying?
Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting ready to make that again
I
That's a Martin little bro, I just don't know man. I just don't know I can get a McLaren with that type of money
I'm still scorching hot in these streets, baby
Fuck
That's good haircuts, bro, I can't lie
What is this song, huh?
What is this song man?
CS with a DAP?
Thirst trapping at 30?
Yo, can you chill bro?
There's no limit to a fucking thirst trap man.
Yeah, she's not 30 man.
Yeah, we'll give a fuck.
It's not attached age to anything anymore, actually wait, that's not fucking horrible.
As in like, oh, let's not shame people for being old, guys.
Let's not shame people for doing things and for having fun when they're on the older
side of things.
Ironic as fuck.
You know what?
Yeah, in the past I did, I did shame people, yeah, I was like, oh, you're 30 doing this.
but I came to a realization that that's just fucked up man and that's called character development
and and I realized bro I'm gonna one day be 32 I'm gonna be 32
and one day I'm gonna have those comments too and I'm not gonna like those comments man
I'm not gonna you're not gonna make it to 30 bro what the fuck doc
what the fuck bro truth nook bro when you eat something good food you like to do this
Yes.
Super.
Super.
Yeah.
Super.
Super.
Nice.
Did that hit her or not?
Yeah, you know what I realized, bro, when money gets brought up, whether it's negotiating
or buying something, I always get hit with the, oh, you're milling in there, bro, it's
just not hurting you, bro.
I don't think y'all realize that like like I don't have infinite money I don't have infinite
money okay and here y'all go bruh with the JTJs here y'all go in the chat with the JTJs
well you do no I don't have infinite money bruh I got bills I got shit in Texas that
I pay for I got I got you know employees that I phone bro I got shit that I'm funding for
for the future, you know what I mean?
What bills?
What bills?
I have car payments, I have insurance,
I have a rent, I have video shoots that I pay for,
I have employees, I got back and mad back at home
that I'm sending money to every month.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You are so out of touch.
know you're out of touch for assuming that I just have infinite money phone
bill yes I have phone bill like yeah lobster to buttery dog I don't fucking
eat lobster every night come on bro I don't have even my I understand I'm very
a blessed position to be in but you know I want to be able to still be financially okay
and to be financially okay I got to make the right decisions bro and maybe that decision
is not buying a fucking Aston Martin right now 7k jacket when did I buy 7k on a jacket
bro I understand bro yeah I'll splurge every once in a while bro but not every fucking
day I do that you know what I mean like bro New York City okay yeah fucking
three months ago three months ago I did that three months ago now 5k on boots I
know and the reason why I did that was because I was live you know streaming and
I can write that off and plus bro if the cameras on me I'm probably gonna spend
And that's one of my flaws, bro. But off-stream you think I'm fucking buying big-ass blensie blensie yoga boots?
No, bro. No, bro.
No, what?
Yes, dog bro Elaine
Nah, you call me a lay but we're not trying to burn my money
Are you dead ass duck rich acting poor larp classic streamers?
No, oh my god. No, no, no, I'm I'm saying I'm on a very blessed position. I just want
to stay in this position, you know, it's like, you know, there's there's a lot of rappers
a lot of boxers. There's a lot of people that reach this amount of money. Right. Oh shit.
Rich as fuck, there's no way you lose all of it, right?
Boom, buy money on a car, boom, buy money on fucking chains
and watches and all this shit.
And then, and then, boom, now I gotta sell ass
on only face to make it back.
You know what I'm saying?
I bought a Maybach, I understand y'all,
I bought a Maybach, but that was when I was like,
yo, I bought the Maybach after the sepathons,
so I was financially okay to buy a Maybach, you know what I mean?
you know you win your 30 hopefully if I make it
Brother, what did you say to me, die with zero, getting all you came from your money
and your life, a revolutionary approach to maximizing life experience over accumulating
wealth so so are you trying to tell me to spend all my money to maximize my
life good reads is that is that the story yes basically so basically I should
leave my family in the future with absolutely nothing as long as I fucking
live my life to the fullest honestly bear your work bear honestly you know
what bro when I I'm gonna be honest bro if you're right when I'm like 50 or 60
I'm gonna just splurge on everything I'm gonna buy everything and then fucking
yeah I mean you're gonna die with die anyways it's true bro yeah but until
then you know I'll be I'll be financially smart you know until then I'll be
financially smart but when I'm 50 bro fuck it man you can have a car fucking
You can have a car, you can have a fucking car.
Me too?
Bro, Tesla give away when I'm 50, chat.
All right, well, until Yana and Lacey come back chat, we got to do a stallathon.
Are they on the way back or they just made it?
I feel like they just made it, huh?
Game down on the hop on the game bro. What game though?
Lays is ready. I mean I'm down there
Val see CS
Lego Batman
One more in a chat
Val with Laze, Forza, Dylan's Warstrues, um, down or up on Val bro, let's see what's
popping in the Val section.
60k viewers, Latachi, TCK, TCK, Swapen, nobody I really know in the Valcom, that's live right
now.
about
We lays
Vowels ass I mean bear
That was fun not because the gameplay but because of the human interaction
To love another man's asshole. What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? That's asshole. Do you know that?
That's a asshole
And you were thinking about getting it tonight after wine and dinner
There's something wrong with you
You know, you're not a human being anymore
to love
What the fuck
I
What do you say to me bro, did you want me to awful?
Clean doesn't mean shave it means wash your face in this scene you shot
I
Mean bro, I saw that she's a streamer and she plays call of duty, bro
Not gonna lie though. She's probably onto the bigger and
On her active shit, so I don't know but
But wait, she's a streamer?
You think she knows me or not?
Try?
So I tried to DM her?
Indie, Indie, Navaret.
All right.
Okay, hold on.
You see me with the follow back?
I already DM'd her bro, I didn't lie bro, I already DM'd her.
I
Already under I totally forgot I didn't remember
Totally forgot I DM'd her bro 130 a.m. Not chill on me, bro
Yeah, I can't show love I can't show the precision bro. You didn't even watch
You know, bro my whole feed
You want dick I got a guy for beer. I shall but I dead-ass did what bro when I tell you I watched the whole shit on tiktok
I'm not you know why cuz look
Look at my whole feed
That's just fucking scary
You're talking trash you're feeding some buns bro
chill bruh but I'm gonna watch it tonight I'm actually gonna watch it tonight
though like the fact that the fact that I could be so hooked on to a show through
Tik Tok means movies gotta be 10 times better you're ruining the movie then you
DM her at 1 30 a.m. God forbid I show some love bruh so I meant movie man chill
The goat?
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Get off my dick!
Ahhhh!
Oh my fucking loser bro!
Oh my god!
WAAAHHHHH
Oh my god
Oh my god bruh
That's respect though
You're so epic at the end bro
I'm not trying to read bro
Not everything is read though
Is she talking to you by the way?
I'm freaking out.
The goat, the goat.
The goat at 1.30 is insane.
No, why did I do that?
Why?
Why?
I
Couldn't think of anything better bruh I was so in love
Cuz my whole fee was obsession and I was going on the loophole of like oh
The Carson all the reverse walk and then I fucking went I tried found our Instagram and I typed the goal
Like I was just trying to like show love
DM again bro if she didn't if she didn't DM me back bro, bro
She's part of her DMs are probably flooded right now, bro. She's her move that movie. She's a great actor and
Her the other party. Oh, she up. She's up now. Oh
my god
Fucking hell you dead swiped out of tiktok and search her
Oh my god, bro!
Yeah, you put it like that, yo!
Why would you say it like that?
Why would you say it like that, bro?
Why do you, why do you say it like that?
You're a grumb?
DM a hundred celebrity segment
And it was sick way into DM a hundred celebrities. Let's fucking go
All right, bro. Let's keep it. Let's keep it fucking push it man. Give me give me instagrams, man
Give me instagrams
Why you even DM her cuz bro, I was dude I used to do this when before I had followers
I would dead-ass
Go to like tick tockers that I like and I would just DM them on some fan shit, bro
Be on some fan shit. I
Never change
So what now I'm supposed to like so now I'm supposed to just be awesome. Oh, I can't be in you unless you DM me first
bro, like what I
Alright, here we go.
I'm gonna fucking send you Drake, bro.
Bro, like, realistic, realistic IGs.
Bro, it's not a celebrity, man!
Alright, come on, let's keep going.
Alright, bro, I see where this is gonna go, bro.
I did ask you where this is gonna go.
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Let's keep it pushing, bro.
It's a 4 jacksons.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
The goat.
The goat.
Yeah, fuck y'all, bro.
Ahhhh
Cristiano Ronaldo
Routing for you in the World Cup
Portugal all the way
Prove to everyone why you're the goat
Here we go, let's fucking go man.
I replied the goat to a hundred celebrities.
And it's a why?
Wait, who is this?
I don't know who this is.
Che, who is this?
Is she an actor or a model?
Shogun? Shogun?
Y'all don't say Shogun like I know what that is, I don't know.
I don't know.
Shogun, she's the goat.
Okay, bruh.
Cut it out, y'all.
Alright bruh, I'm not about to hit every fucking person with the goat.
Shogun, it's TV show.
Okay.
Shogun.
Ahhhh.
I got the Guzai Mas.
Okay, bet.
Love your acting on on showgun keep showing everyone why you're the go
Well, let me wish it's a miss is dead-ass limitless. Let's keep on. Let's keep on pushing though. Let's keep on pushing
Baa Baa Aram.
Who is this chap?
Is he like the best lacrosse player?
Cricky player?
Alright, fuck it.
there's genuinely zero limit up you inspire me to play like lacrosse right
now you inspire me to play cricket thank you for entertaining everyone with your
skills. Uh, here we go.
Smithy Shalemay.
Dude!
New York City, New York City, New York City!
The Knicks are making it all the way.
What?
Saka!
Here we go, here we go.
good shit on the what the fuck bro they won't let me message on the premier
league win what the fuck bro bro they DM me some bro
Good shit on the Premier League win.
Unfortunately, you are going to lose to...
lose to PSG in the Champions League final.
Let me know.
Big fan though.
Good luck on the World Cup.
Let me know if you want to collab.
Boom!
Let's go!
I'm feeling good right now, Jack.
I'm feeling good right now.
Alyssa Liu.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm about to hit her with a goat, man.
I'm about to hit her with a goat.
better hit it with a goat bro you're showing love man
I don't even know he had a fucking Instagram all right here we go
Wimby!
Prove it's crazy how you have to be O.K.C. and the refs.
Show them why you're going to be the goat.
out for us and kill, chat, love, Jason Lee.
Let's go, bro!
Let's go!
Phase a death.
Here we go.
Love you, bro!
Let me know if you're down for a collab.
Heard you faked your trick shots, the raffle.
Ha ha ha
So any Lee mother I'm gonna open these DMs and is that has to be embarrassing bro is dead out is dead
I was gonna be embarrassing
No, bro, bro, like, like, come on, bro, like, bro, I had to, bro, that's not even, I was
I was trying to get a little Maybach Monday action, man.
Like, what am I, what, a little scroll up,
or there's nothing, there's nothing.
Would you be down, I say soonie,
would you be down to be a part of a series called
Maybach Monday, like, and then I chose the Mr. Beast,
like, bro, this is good shit.
I tried. I tried.
But, you know, she's a busy person.
And I heard she don't like to be on streams, so it is what it is. You know what I mean?
Do I send her another DM though? Like, do I, do I, how long does this? February?
I think enough time has passed. I think enough time has passed.
Fuck no.
She that has been busy for like three months. Okay, I think
I mean, bro, she she I think she's been in a shower for like five months, bro
Could shoot a exclamation a little a little control six. Oh fuck a
Little shit six five or not. We could shift six or not
Not a bad shout, a little shift six or not?
Shift six?
Yo, I think, yo, I think you forgot to reply.
I mean, a little much, yeah, no, no, a little shift six maybe.
Just a little shift six.
A little shift six, right?
Oh shit, I hit it with it. I think you forgot to reply. Oh, what are you thinking? What do we think? What do we think? What are we thinking?
Yo, I think you forgot to reply
What we think? What we think?
Come on!
I still mention Mark.
All I know, I gotta hit the classic, but sweating, smile emoji, this is my shit right
here.
I stand this.
I stand this.
And...
Whoo!
I think I'm gonna get a reply.
I think I am gonna get a reply.
Next up, next up!
By the way...
Northwest?
DM's are off, DM's are off.
Oh god, oh god, I don't even want to...
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Yeah, no, there's a loser here, bro.
No, I did.
I tried though, bro.
I tried to upsell my- number one.
Bro, this is after the sub-a-thon.
I was feeling myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tried again.
Love your music, I'm the number one Asian streamer in the world and would love to do
a stream slash video slash t- Like damn bro I was dint of trying to get anything!
Bro whatever you're comfortable with, my community loves you and we're all big supporters.
Whether you respond or not, keep doing what you're doing.
Damn I doubled back a year later.
music is beautiful 2 a.m. I ain't gonna lie, bro. I was on some
mollusk, man. I was on some, bro.
Third time the charm. I don't even think she can receive DMs, man.
I don't even think she can receive DMs. This account can't
I'm deadass VM in myself.
She muted you?
Yeah
Hey
It was fuck
Daniel? Oh my god no. Oh. It was fucked up what they did, what they did to you at heart.
No, I always got your back
See I've got
Hope you're doing good, you know, I'm know me and all your fans
Got your back no matter what happens
I
Got
Whoo fuck yeah, man
reply soon reply soon
Reply bro. I'm feeling a reply very soon, bro
Olivia Rodriguez, I guess she even has fucking DMs on
Yeah
Laya Halton
I
Mean I met lay out before
Fuck it, uh, fuck it, all right, bet
She's a celebrity, I mean 4.4 million followers, bro. That's pretty cool. Um, tic-tac-co, so
What do I say, what should I say?
Hey Leia, hope you've been good.
I know you probably busy and shit, traveling the world, making tiktoks, but if you ever
down to do a stream um we we would break the internet what's this what we
thinking what we thinking what we thinking what we thinking son son son the
last part fries your life man why why are you sending me
Guapo add DM oh god we all watching that
Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it. Maybe not break it. We will we will be a good ass duo and I like
making tiktoks too.
Bang.
I feel a DM loading right now, a DM is loading right now, Sidney Sweeney.
not gonna lie, not gonna lie.
Bruh.
The goat, fuck it, let's move, let's move, bro.
Can we get some bros too?
Like, what are we doing right now?
Like, bruh, are you, bruh, come on, man.
Come on, though. Come on, though
What is this?
My fucking son about to go. Yeah
Who's this he's dead ago, what is this?
Plain it for the fuck
Artists is the artist he's a rapper
Take that shit, the fucking greatest.
Bro, we should eat mad shit together.
Love, love your videos.
Let's collab.
Mad food
Zero watch time
But I don't know who this is I feel like yeah, she's a hundred percent down
Wait
Hmm
Keep putting on for us Asians
Love your acting in the avatar
good job you're not Asian pro what are you talking about man your Asians don't
clean you relevant well what are you saying y'all just question mark every
fucking DM that I said
Who's this?
Oh no. Who's this?
I don't know who this is.
I got his disc word I got his disc word, but this was like two years ago. Okay. This is two years ago
So we're good now chill chill chill man. I
Got ghosted by a hundred celebrities
Okay, wait wait, can y'all like me it's the graves that are around like that are like actually
You know you can go youtubers here. You have to be like really big huge like Kevin came to our celebrities, you know, I mean
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, wait.
What does it mean for a cat to die?
Wait!
Save!
No!
Oh God, that wasn't me!
This is really fine!
This is really fine!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh my fucking god.
Oh god.
Wow, that was before her cat's eye.
She was in cat's eye already?
Was she?
In 2024?
2024 cat's eye?
224 cat side
When did cats I debut
Wait, when did I see him and when did I send the DM though? When did I send that DM bro June?
August oh she was already intact cats either
Two months
Man
Dude, that's that's crazy
Holy shit, that's crazy
My god, bro right a sniper
Muffa wanted an idol for a seventh on girl segment brother. Yo, she was not an idol at that time, bro
She was bro
You know me and verify sniked and it was just you and
She was but like but like cat's I wasn't as popping as it was right or am I wrong?
Bring me if I'm wrong
You're wrong. I mean they had a big start. They did debut and it was pretty big with
With touch touch touch touch touch
I'm gonna be honest. I don't even want to send a GDM, bro. That was crazy
You know, I'm rooting rooting for
you. Thank you for signing my jersey way back when you go. Brother, you know
Oh, this Asian goat?
Oh, my God, Steven Yewn?
This dead assed goat though, this is actually the goat.
There is no limit to what you can't do.
Acting, voice acting.
Whatever it is you excel, thank you for showing me that entertainment is limitless.
I would love a collab.
BANG!
There we go.
Mom, I know this video is tough.
Here we go.
We are good?
Why?
Illia better?
Since when have UFC fighters ever been like this?
I would beat the shit out of you.
Dominic?
Oh god.
Oh god. Oh no, he's gonna fuck me up.
Venas!
Thank you for making my childhood.
Oh, no, oh, no, bro, bro, what the fuck, what was that, oh, no, thank you for, yeah,
Oh my god, I don't even know what this was for
You were hungry fairs. Oh
Bro, yeah, no, I was DM and mad people just trying to get everybody on the screen. Oh my god
Big fan of your job
My oh my god
Oh shit
Yo Johnny
Yo Johnny
It's been a couple of years now still a huge fan
I
Love to collab man wait with love will love a stream collab, bro
I'm a stream collab
Oh
What are we doing man
Yo Kyrie, I don't know if you remember me, but you gave me girl advice way back when.
Son, hope all is well.
A lot, a lot has changed since then.
Let's hoop.
Let's hoop?
Let's hoop!
Fuck it!
I think we have the yinz bruh
Oh, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my, oh my bro, oh my, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, no, no, no, I ain't gonna lie.
Bro, this valley, this valley.
Y'all, I hit her a year ago, I hit her 2024,
now I'm up now, air dirt shit.
But, bro, I'm broke, I'm lowkey, bro,
I'm with whatever lowkey.
Cough, cough, cough, cough.
She still making music?
Hey Bella long time no talk hope you're all good
Let me know if you still trying to stream
Well, fuck it fuck it fuck it I feel like she was first one
Oh
Who is this bro another cricket player hold on bro. He fakes sexy duh
Is that bb
indian marlin bro who do bro are you sending me your fucking tiktok crush
dude what the fuck why is her page pink
what is this she paid for it wait what this is crazy holy shit
Holy shit
And be honest they go
They go
There you go
What was it wait, oh Elliot
Yeah, that's a little oozy, bro. Let's hoot, bro. Let's hoot, bro. This would be funny.
Y'all know Uncle Waju?
Chad?
YouTube short-temur?
He sets you back.
I did see him through an array.
He sets Asians back?
What are you doing in the snow?
This is the first time ever Uncle Roger sees snow.
And you know what else is new in my life?
Uncle Roger opening restaurant in London soon.
Fuiyo!
It's gonna be called Kao Wan by Uncle Roger.
Kao Wan is Malay for friend.
And this is Uncle Roger good friend, Uncle Guga.
What's up everybody?
Is that his actual accident though? Like...
Everybody, Uncle Roger when are you opening the restaurant?
April.
No, so how does he speak?
He sets Asians back game you're watching Jason. We okay now the fuck do I say agents man? What are y'all talking about them?
What do y'all talking about bro? I?
Do not say my people bad girl. I did not say agents right you're tripping you're tripping
He's American
How you're chopped jester so because I'm a jester
driving stereotype so you think what does that have to do with mode I don't
think I don't fucking try to drive bad on purpose nothing I'm doing that on
purpose
Asian with black and I'm a black sin
What are you guys bro? What are y'all saying? Yeah, yeah
I do
What the fuck man
I'm from Texas
Brady Goosehead
Get Tiffany Day
Market Player
No Shotman
No Shotman
Have you gotten any replies?
replies the goat bro I'm not gonna lie bro if the goat just gonna have to hit
him with the goat because I don't think I'm gonna get a response will be
Malcolm McDowell. I don't know who this is. Is this fucking floating early? Voice actors
in it too?
Sun Jin Wu actor?
Yo
Hey, hello, hello, I should have...
Konnichiwa! Konnichiwa!
What?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
No, no, no, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
No, that's crazy.
Now we're just, yup, setting us back.
So, because he's Japanese, I greet him.
It's saying catch him.
He's American?
Great work on your voice acting. I watched sub though, bro. Why are you linking me to this?
I'm a sub-watcher. He's beat keep showing out for the deep rose
Alex James media you sleep yourself down
One number we had chat tie is Carla. I don't know this
Ah
Robert Lewandowski
Barcelona legend right here. Barcelona legend right here. I ain't gonna lie. You're a legend mate. You're a legend mate.
Bearing Munich legend, yeah. Bearing Munich legend. You're a legend mate. I'm just gonna hit one of those.
I
Maxwell Friedman
Okay, so we're sending our tiktok crushes. What's going on right now? I
Heard a fucking beep, bro. What did my headphones just died? Oh my god
Hmm.
Ah, fuck.
Love.
Love.
Let me give you a phone, please.
Huh.
Yeah, keep on.
Um.
oh
Chat, bro you said it. I don't know Tiffany day though. Yeah, what type of music is this? Let me check this out
Okay, that's not a song
What the fuck?
There's an intercom it's in shit
Barely this shit kind of sound like
She's not that bad, bro
Hi in February
What do I say what do I say in February bro that was a long ago
February how long but she's making music right there oh my god bro this is
fucking like shoot your shot brother why oh my god
I
Sorry for not responding I was taking a shower
Well, then hit it with that hit it with the
Hit it with the I
Fuck with your new songs
Changes the game
Yo, bro, I just listen to her shit. No, I just listen to her song and I fuck with it
Don't mark name one song I I'm gonna take this in this house
So I first spot responding I was taking a shower. So I just I just keep this
So just keep it keep this
What's up
Tate McRae
Shit
He would respond Jesse Lingard
I don't know this. I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
All right, all right, bro, there's a limit to this.
Like for sure. Bro, how do these artists get these pink backgrounds are so cool.
creator program apparently actually fuck what I love you do she got some bangers she got
bangers thank you for blessing my ears with your music name three easy so I love easy
so I love easy so by okay I love easy so well or is it so easy or is it so easy
two more well I've heard her music before I've heard her music before man I
I need a nice to each other.
But this is a banger.
Hey, man.
That didn't matter.
On the door.
All for me that isn't the case
But I can't hit it so easy
Love, in love
There's a good bang, there's a good song bro
Sing the song
Cosplay with her
Who is this?
Discriminate and I'm not really very fucking awesome the goat. It's tries to go
Pulse politic, okay, this is a
AC Milan go right here. Hey, he's from the US
Captain America
lead us to that World Cup trophy.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Cosplay with her?
Duh, you just sending me like y'all's like,
bro, I already know y'all's IG feeds are fucking insane.
They're like, what do you mean cosplay with her?
This is some fully gooned out shit.
Bro, what do you mean, bro, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Julia Beretto, why is his name so familiar?
I don't know what it is.
Haskell?
Yeah.
I know, I have a DM.
I don't follow Haskell.
I have DMs with Haskell, but I don't think I can show them
because I think it says numbers in there.
I think it's numbers in there.
Chris Stevenson?
Let me know, not gonna lie, your chain fake.
Let me put the beats on you in the ring.
Let's go.
Let's stream.
Go.
Boom.
What is this?
Cha-ching-ting?
Who is this, man?
Who is it?
Yo, Jody Replyber, what are you actually saying?
I've met Sophia a couple of times, Chad.
I've met Sophia a couple of times, like I met her, I met her at Coachella too, or not
Man, but like I talked to her a little. I don't I don't know I don't want to open our deals. I did. I don't know
All right, fuck it. I'll open it man. I'm a fan. Oh
My fucking god, bro
Bro, right if I get as a DM every single cat
no way every no way right no way
Oh
Check every member
He had a vision
Okay, so show me this, okay.
I met Laura.
Yeah, I met Laura. She's not cool.
Check the others.
Okay, the Williams, bro, I follow him
I'm not gonna let this straight
All right, bro, I got five more me Jack
I don't know, bro.
Dude, what is this, man?
Bro, what is this, bro?
Holy Iggy.
The goat.
The goat.
Sleshy noobs.
I already got DMs with them, so can't really do that.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Dude, oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
No, no, no, you're not gonna, bro.
You just unlocked some shit in my brain
I'd never should be proud I'm not proud of that
Why stay on a pace along because I did I saw his face and I just got a fucking like
rushing my head
Gunner chill bro chill chill chill
Little me them all
I let me hit him over me at me
Baby goat
You are the greatest right now and it's crazy that
and it's crazy that we can say that when you're only 16 go go win the world cup
and prove everyone wrong I know he's 18 but you know what I mean you know what
For me that he's like, oh, oh, he's only 16.
Yes, bro, yo, yes, yes, come on.
It's a me-me, bro.
Don't prove everyone wrong.
All right, I got, I got three more.
Hmm.
This is motion right here, man. I mean this is motion right here. Can't even lie to you guys
W Yonah, W Cat Side, W Markelle, I've seen Markelle in Vegas.
He will reply trust?
Bro, um, malish.
Do you just link your own IG dude?
my niche artist?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
What do you do for a living?
Oh y'all's unreleased music.
You wanna listen together?
Let's take you if I try.
There is nothing more I can do.
Wait, yo!
I feel like I'm...
Yo!
I feel like I'm...
No, no.
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
They're...
Yeah, I'm a person, I'm a person.
I mean, to be honest with you...
Bro this shit kinda good
Miami here is?
Excuse me, what do you do for a living?
Don't ruin my niche artist
Stop ruining my niche
Oh my god, don't start this shit again
I
don't ruin the verse yo yo yell yo yell
Um, uh, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, her name is making me yell.
Um, big fan.
Not really a big fan.
Um, thank you for the roughest.
I appreciate you.
Thank y'all, thank y'all, thank you, thank you, thank y'all, I appreciate y'all.
New fan.
Ooh, there we go.
Keep making bangers.
Nah, that's kind of backhanded.
New fan.
Um
Or I can hit it
Yeah, hold on yellow
Like cuz your cuz your name is yeah, and
Yeah, and hello is
Yellow
Anyways, big new fan, anyways, new fan like your new tunes.
Well, let's see if anyone replied.
I'm good.
The crap brothers?
I can't even see them down there.
He is the goat of mobile gaming
Fucking go
He will reply he's my goat
I
Got one more
If you can
If you can bro, I'm pinabose I'm pinabose I'm pinabose
If you can
If you can send me me in 10 seconds
you can have my entire day.
Doug, like
I think I didn't know I don't know
He's a fan of your streams
So God
How do you even know that bro? Oh, this guy doesn't know me and I don't know him either
All right one more one more DM
God this enemy Asian girls back my niche artist
bow
bow
Oh
My bias
Holy shit
IH who's IH
Matt Conta outside
Let me get a realistic like, I don't know, Ken Carson!
Yo!
Oh my god, time to make a fucking pizza chat.
Time to make a fucking pizza.
Need love your chaos bro keep making music dead
Like, um, Slap!
Five.
Wednesday, new album.
Five.
Hey!
And that is DM in 100, so that was...
We got you cookies.
Yeah?
Well, you know y'all didn't know.
Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.
We did.
Mmm.
So why is it like why are there two cookies left?
We saved the best two.
We saved the best two for last.
Two each.
Two for us, two for me, two for her, two for you.
Eat up.
We got you cookies, bro.
Have you got that, man?
What?
Thank you.
Thank you, Ashley.
Yeah, that one's a Oreo. Oreo?
Oreo Rice Krispies.
I mean, yeah, it's more of a Rice Krispies.
Isn't that delicate?
Mm-hmm. Is that what it is?
Okay, okay, try the cheesecake.
Try that one with the rice. Try that one with the rice.
That strawberry cheesecake.
Yeah, try it. Try that one.
What do you think?
What do you think about that one, Jack?
Mm-hmm, good.
I don't know, man.
This is probably the most cookies I've ever had in my life.
That's your music.
A couple of cookies, kind of.
I don't know if it's a flavor, but you should ask.
Did you put something in it?
You like spitting it?
We brought it.
I don't think we would do that.
You think we would spit in your cookie?
I didn't try to, you know.
When you would get it, you would accuse us of spitting it.
Yeah, we would never do such a thing.
I've had some of them before.
They don't say it is bad
I'm thinking for a cookie
I mean was there more cookies
Did y'all eat the best flavors
Thank you, thank you. I got a I got a red leaf for
Oh shit, okay, man. Are you ready? Yeah, you got all the stuff. Yeah, we got
Yeah, well can we tell you something? We can do the world's largest cookie because
Okay, we can do the world's largest pizza because
Um, it was because the oven isn't big enough so we only bought a regular one
But we made sure that I also brought some back up older noodles to cook for you guys
And guess what else, we ate all the actual crumble cookies, and we went to Pet Smart and got the dog cookies and put them in there for you.
Are you kidding me? Are you serious? You're lying. Are you dead ass?
No.
Be honest, you couldn't tell, right?
No, you see it.
No, we're kidding.
No, I'm kidding, it was a right thing.
I'm not gonna say it bro, like that.
No, that's just a new strawberry cheesecake in the new Oreo recipe from Cromwell.
Yeah bro, they fucking, they gotta fix some shit up bro, that's just ass.
Look!
Look!
Look at this one.
Yeah, it's my pussy.
I love this one.
I really like this one.
You know what?
I really, really like this one.
I really like this one.
That one's pretty, yeah.
It's so cute.
I
Really love this one
Damn, that's too fucking bad
I really love this one you want it
I mean, I mean if you want it you want it you want it
That wasn't gift or saying yeah, it wasn't
We're out to Texas, but now it's mine, so I mean you want
So what y'all did today we went our groceries now ready to cook yo I'm fucking ready guys
Wait, are we getting a hoodie on?
I thought we were, because he just-
Wait, so how does y'all pee?
Uh, I took it off.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I know.
To not start with this little Mickey shit.
Little Mickey, little Mickey.
How am I supposed to pee?
Um, um, you pee.
Here we go, little Mickey.
Little Mickey.
Nothing's little Mickey.
Is that a piss or so?
I'm not pissing myself, bro.
Do I look like fucking-
No.
Do I look like Nicky-nude?
So, give me one of your other arms, give me one of your other arms, give me one of your
other arms.
Lacy's.
Lacy's.
Yeah, but then Lacy's not going to have a functioning arm.
Wait, that's your bag?
That's his bag, man.
Hold up.
Well, you don't look like you're not going to have a functioning wrist.
Go ahead.
What the fuck?
Shit!
What are you doing?
Stop assaulting him!
Stop it!
Okay.
I just ran away.
Stop it!
I just really like this plushie.
But I'll let you keep it.
Ah, the fuck! Shit!
Are they calling you a jester?
It hurts.
Oh, it made you play it!
It made you play it.
Huh?
No, no!
I would never, I would never.
I would never
Never okay, so how are we doing this? Are we doing blind deaf mute or are we doing three ways high together?
I feel like
You want a box
Oh, thank God, I'm gonna need you to piss, y'all, thank y'all, so, John, just put it on there.
Thank y'all.
Wait, hold on.
It actually smells in this hoodie.
Wait, why does it sound like that?
That's what it brought for a few.
So, stop saying Le Mickey, we're just changing sides.
So, I can actually use my arm.
Okay, all right, I have an idea.
What if for this part, we try to cut a hole in the middle?
Huh?
What?
What if for this part, we cut a hole in the middle?
Why would we do that?
So Jason can come inside?
We're boxing Jason.
We're boxing?
Yeah.
Like punching.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, okay, okay.
Um, okay, yeah, yeah.
It smells like a sunnye in there.
What, it actually smells terrible.
It doesn't smell that bad.
It smells really bad.
See, me, I'm a clean guy,
I have to shower every day twice a day.
Who is this default?
That is, oh, so.
She has a nice, funny.
She had a character from,
it's a anime called,
Hey guys, look how tiny her waist is.
It's called Gentian Impact, what pretty she has.
Also shows her muscles. So if you ever want to get in the gym, you got to have a nice slim waist like this real nice
Quad, oh, you know to see her arm my so's very nice. You've never seen gentian. This is from gentian impact
This is another name to the key to and this is a subaru right here
Actually one of my favorite enemies to be honest
What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What's the plug in?
I was talking about his anime.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What's the name?
What's the name?
Genshin Impact.
This is Genshin Impact and this is Nikita.
Bro, Genshin Impact is a fucking video game, bro.
Yeah.
And Nikita is a dragon.
No, Nikita Dragon?
Boy!
Come on.
No, that fucking Annie from AOT.
They ain't the same, they ain't the same.
Wait, Jason, tie together with me, tie together with me.
All right, but wait, no, your wrist is bad.
No, I'm gonna give you the other one.
They swap?
Yeah.
All right, but.
So, how the fuck are you gonna get a function?
We're gonna have to use our hands together.
I can't even tie it, your wrists are too big.
Big ass, bad ass, tooky ass, wrist.
Oh, really?
You're gonna race us.
You're gonna race us, you're gonna race us.
How was that racist?
No, but then is that the piece of point of the hoodie? You know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
What oh
Go inside. I'm just going side of you. Oh, this is like
Like what if I go like this? Oh, no, I'm not like this like look
Like you put your hand inside look I do this
Oh, you don't put your hand in here. You only have one arm, buddy.
Oh, I go like this.
This is very uncomfortable, man.
Oh, you're going to have to get used to it.
Come on.
Watch it.
This works, right?
Holy shit.
She's going to be dragging us around the whole night.
That's what she does.
I'm not gonna lie to the whole life.
You gotta get things done.
It's not stronger than you thought.
I'm getting pulled!
Come on guys.
We gotta get the other bags.
The other bags.
Alright, check. Oh, watch out.
I already got one.
Alright, you grab one and then you gotta hand it over to me.
You gotta hand it to me.
What is that?
Bies.
Hellish.
You want this one?
You got it?
I got it.
Okay. Yeah, you missed it. There was like a there was like a legendary
Heading zoom here
Might have been segment of the year actually
Let's go
Hey, I lost my phone where'd it go? Oh fuck. Oh shit
Okay, this is like really like I feel like this is just
Oh my god, I'm getting closer like a fucking rag doll!
Wait!
It's okay, come on then.
This is like...this is not fun.
This isn't fun.
Okay.
This isn't fun.
This is so cute!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that one's ugly.
No, that one's so cute.
OK, let's go, let's go.
Why don't you put your legos together?
Why is it just in the bottom?
Why are you leaving me touching it?
Because I should take it.
Why are you asking so many questions?
Walk them like a dog.
OK, let's go.
All right, we're making a pizza, right?
Do you want the house tour?
Wait, we should probably.
I can take you to the first second third floor.
I'd love to bring a carpenter.
We should probably go up there.
Where do you guys want to start?
We should probably have a shower to wash our hands in.
Not that shower, right?
I didn't even have soap.
Boy, you're joking.
Boy, bye.
And we have no soap?
No, the water's gone, the water's gone.
It gets rid of that.
Fun fact, water gets rid of 99, 29% of bacteria.
No, this is a $30 million house and you don't have soap.
What did you say?
Get up here.
Get up.
There we go.
Oh, this doesn't work.
Y'all don't have soap?
Stop it, you wanna have soap?
Oh, it's right there, it's a blue one, right there.
This one's right down my hand.
Soap, soap, smoke, can't we just go?
Soap, we don't need soap.
What y'all, digging out the past today?
We don't need soap.
Yeah, that's what I used to do.
I didn't do that.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yes, you got this.
Holy, look, iced out bracelet.
Stop, I can't.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Somebody says my coffee beans smell like shit.
Yeah
Cuz I make coffee early
Oh, wait, I made a coffee too. Okay
What cup what type of coffee it was a vanilla and caramel mom was black coffee
Yeah, it's like it's like shit, but
There's only this one so maybe get that one so maybe get that one. Thank you
Thank you
Maybe the black oh my god
You guys are my hair copy. Oh, I need hand motion now
I got one I got my own but
That's all the upstairs. I got Vaseline. Oh, yeah, can I have some? It's a microphone?
Can you hold it for my hand? Yeah, I got you.
Just because I have eggs in my hand, it'll get dry. You got eggs, brother?
Yeah. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Holy shit. Holy shit. Where is it?
It's right there. What the hell is an egg, brother?
Egg, brother? You know my favorite coffee?
You're cheating!
What?
You're using both hands!
Bro, I had this coffee!
What the fuck?
We haven't been cheating all day. It's who?
You don't like your coffee?
I don't get it. I don't get that.
What's your favorite coffee, Berksons? You want to be in the attention seeker?
I like the pink drink with vanilla cream.
That's not coffee.
I'm not even a fucking coffee.
I'm not even a strawberry popping boba.
That's just a sweet sugar drink.
Okay guys wait what do we make it today we're gonna make it a whole duck and a pizza
spicy bull deck I promise you I've made it before it's gonna be really young
all right come on she's obsessed with the spicy bull
Oh
It's popping jelly
Where are we just
With all the white balls
Wait is it yellow on the best flavor
What's the pineapple?
Wait, what are you doing?
Are you supposed to feed it?
Wait, I want pineapple.
Okay.
You got...
Wait, you ate the last pineapple.
What the fuck?
You ate the last pineapple.
What's the bottom?
Coconut water.
Coconut water?
Wait, young!
Fuck!
Where is the pineapple?
There's no pineapple.
Is the pineapple good or bad?
Good. So you want to make a mess around our fucking house?
Or you want to maybe like, eat your fucking...
Put it in your mouth?
Like, let's eat not a single drop.
Yana? Like, what the fuck is that?
Mmm.
Like, you come in and I like you on the place.
Facts, what a bro.
I know!
Ain't no kidsy in that cat.
I'm on my way around.
I'm here, right?
Trying the jelly pop for the first time.
The jelly pop.
Well, you're doing it completely wrong.
Why are you sucking like that, Jay?
Why are you sucking like that?
What are you doing?
You got a field, you got to suck it around,
and you got to feel, oh, oh, oh.
You got it done, bro?
How does that taste, to be honest?
Shit, kind of made.
Right, let's go through the trash can, guys.
Kind of made, guys.
You don't like the jelly pops?
Guys, kind of made.
Bro, when those came out, I swore,
I looked everywhere from and I ended up paying like $400 for a bag off the bed.
What?
Yeah, cause they were like, check out that room, they were super rare.
They're probably rare cause nobody fucking buys this shit.
This is bad.
They used to be popular.
They were.
They were.
Okay guys, now.
Guys, I'm the tagger.
I gotta go now, I gotta go now.
Where do we start?
Is somebody help me?
Where do you bleach?
Where are we starting today?
Oh, I see.
Oh, wait a minute.
I gotta put over here.
Put over here.
Over here in the middle.
Over here in the middle.
Over here in the middle, over here in the middle.
Like, what are you doing?
Like, oh, you're making my life hard!
I'm making your life hard! You're making my life hard!
You're making my life hard!
What, bro, what?
Alright, pizza, pizza, go pizza.
I'm fucking useless! I can't do shit!
What's fucking new man stupid ass pizza pan
Oh my God it's me!
Okay guys guys guys
We can't fight much more
My neck
I'm down for that. I think I don't like the hoodies.
EWWW!
What?
Just fucking go, man.
Oh my god, that's not happening. Go to the fucking washer.
Can we exit the hoodies?
Yes, it's just to blind deaf and new normal.
I don't want to be around you much longer.
I don't want to be around you much longer.
I think we can stay like this.
All right, fine.
Just kidding.
So who's blind?
Who's deaf and who's mute?
Don't mind me looking at my phone.
Yes.
I don't want to be blind.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
I would have blasted me on those mute.
I do.
I do.
You might want to switch that out.
Honestly, you want to be a muted?
It could be a vibe.
I don't want to be muted.
OK, so what do you want to be?
Blind?
Blind?
Blind?
You want to be deaf or mute?
I don't want to be mute.
I need my phone.
I lost it.
Tell me why you need your phone.
Am I in the right server?
You know my mom, I don't I'm not extra
Got you got motion. I don't know I gotta change my own ingest. Yo, why do y'all all want me muted bro?
You guys don't want to hear me talk
Everybody who you want muted
What is it Jason
Jason, I was already closed.
But if I'm muted, I can't read chat, dude.
Oh, they're saying, they're saying,
they're saying me.
Is it your chest?
Is it me?
It is me.
Me what?
Ingest.
Oh, my, yeah, yeah, man.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, we got to figure this out right now.
Who's, what do we have the best odds
of making actually a good pizza blind deaf muted?
Shut up.
I don't know, I don't know.
We don't know.
Just kidding, I wouldn't say that to you.
Guys, how about, can I just, how about,
I just make the Bodec noodles and y'all just make the pizza?
No, that's not a word.
So the Bodec noodles is gonna take like two seconds.
Just spin a wheel a little bit for us.
I don't wanna be muted.
I'm gonna be muted.
Okay, no, you can't, do you wanna be blind
or be deaf or you gonna be muted?
I wanna be deaf.
You should be deaf.
I don't wanna be deaf.
I'm always deaf when we do this.
I wanna be deaf, I wanna be deaf.
Can I call deaf then?
Yeah.
I don't want you to be blind or muted.
I don't want to be...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't...
She's...
Yeah, no.
What? It's a steak?
It's a barbecue.
Your armpits' teeth?
It's a marshmallow.
I didn't put...
I think you put too much. You don't put enough on. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm saying for what?
No, I don't I think
No, you don't
You're gonna if you get me this new virus I swear I'm gonna freak
Doesn't this smell yummy like a chicken or something?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
This is a Jason Decker.
Donna, you.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Stop laughing.
Ugh.
Come on.
Why are you laughing?
Oh, I'm saying I...
I smell.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I taste it.
Ugh.
No, no, no.
Are you drinking California tap water?
No, I'm...
I fucking drink it.
Do you know what steady show?
Steady show that 47% of California tap water actually shawens your lifespan expectancy by 20 years.
No!
No!
Let me tell you something, we're gonna die anyways.
Do it.
How did my instincts know to duck though?
How?
You didn't duck?
I'm like, okay.
No.
No! Enough throwing shit!
Hi. Deaf?
Deaf?
No, I don't want to be deaf.
Mute.
I'm deaf. I'm deaf. Mute.
Deaf mute.
Deaf blind mute.
Deaf blind mute.
I don't want to be blind.
So deaf?
Actually, what do you want me to be? I'll do it.
Whatever you want.
No, no, what do you want, Lacey?
I don't care. I'll be deaf.
Jason?
I'll be deaf.
Deaf?
Whatever you don't want to do.
I'm getting them mixed up now.
There's only three options.
I don't know.
Definitely a blind.
So mute means you can't say anything.
And blind means you can't see.
I'm gonna mute and you cannot talk.
I guess I'll be mute.
Okay, so I'm gonna...
Thank God!
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
That's your intro!
Yeah!
God bless America!
Oh my God!
Oh
So when you're new you
Get the fuck you take
Shut
Why don't you get in the pool?
I thought I was trying to get here.
All right.
The fuck?
Who the fuck was that?
I don't know, sir.
All right.
You know what?
I don't think my child was going to be needed, though.
All right, so you're needed.
I'll be honest with you.
Wait!
I thought I was blind!
You said you were meeting.
Wait!
Okay, okay.
Let's meet you.
But I don't want that big, big piece of tape.
A little one.
We do.
So y'all don't want to hear about your voice.
Huh?
You're muted?
Mm-hmm.
The fuck are you doing?
He's giving you an example?
Mm-hmm.
This is one of the reasons I'm muted.
They said it's green.
It's green.
I don't feel like-
They said it's green screen tape.
You guys put an edit on my mouth when I'm muted.
Alright, so y'all don't need to be muted.
I'll be muted and y'all will be blind.
You knew, or you all knew what?
Oh, make a fucking decision.
Thought it was me?
Yes!
Who ever would make a fucking decision?
You are blinding me!
Whatever, I don't care. I'll do anything.
I'll fucking make it! I'll fucking make it!
I'll make it!
Shut up, man.
This is the game about people.
They're like all. I'll do whatever.
I'll be
I don't understand anything, it's going to take the trip.
No one, okay.
No, he's trying to talk.
He's trying to talk.
Hello.
Hello.
There's a little more on there.
There's a little more on there.
What'd you say?
what? what? what?
I'm dead. anybody got noise
Oh shit.
Aw, I dat ass can't hear shit.
It's noise cancellation.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You can hear.
I can hear.
Wait, I don't have any music playing.
There's no music playing yet.
Play music.
Yo, Drew, is this yours?
Lacy, bro. Let me hear that Lacy ox, bro. Are you you know you can just use a shirt, right?
What are you doing here?
What can you hear?
What's funny?
The wonder wall biolasics.
You're dancing like that's a wonder wall biolasics?
BAM!
Wait, is this the other one on the head?
No.
Wait, I want a gas or something else.
The tape is not sticky.
Come on, fuck, you're gonna get drunk.
Hey!
Hey, don't laugh at me!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this pizza?
Huh? What is this?
What?
What is this?
Strike, bullshit.
Oh my god, that's harsh.
Lacey, this is our fucking pizza, though.
Oh, shit.
What is that?
Wait, I want something else on my mouth.
It takes no working.
All of us thought of people they don't stick to.
No, I got to be the dumbest person.
How does it take no working?
It's not sticky.
How?
I don't know.
So what do you want?
I'm so fucking idiot.
That's right.
So what, do you need a shirt?
I'm just kidding.
Lacey, guys, can we do something really fast?
Can we all just be positive now?
We went to the next exam.
Can we say one nice thing?
Like, today's beautiful in the sun
was out and it was a good day.
This son is not out.
It's actually not.
I said it was.
Guys?
Can we just say something happy?
Guys, I can't hear anyone.
Bro, be a little bit.
Roppel.
Roppel.
Roppel.
People like Lee Sin, right?
All right, are you ready?
Yeah.
OK.
No, but we're not ready yet until I just said something nice,
y'all.
I'm not going to skip over while I just said it.
When does her mute part start?
I thought I put the tape on her mouth.
I guess she does have three wheels.
I'd say something nice.
I'm excited for Bodec, Roman.
Yeah, I think that I really like your shoes.
Thanks.
I'm not gonna say anything nice about you two, so let's go.
I'm ready to sell.
No, you're not ready.
You're not ready.
They said me deaf, you're a mule.
you no I'm muted no I'll be you you want to be deaf I don't care no no no no no let me let me
be you she'll be screaming the whole time she's deaf okay okay come on let's start
okay I don't want this I've been a dana I'll be a dana how about she doesn't talk
I'm gonna talk.
I'm gonna talk.
You just talk.
I can't wait.
Wait, Drew, can you put on some throwback music?
Oh, don't worry. I got you.
I'll put that on for you.
Or some Brazilian...
That way.
Brazilian...
What are you peeking about?
Okay, how about it?
How about you put some water in your mouth?
Put water in your mouth.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on, you put that shit on!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I don't even know what's playing.
Where's your water?
Can I put up your fridge?
Yeah.
Okay.
Where's the water?
Okay.
What are you looking for? Water. Water. Water? Yeah.
Or else I'm actually going to talk. I got you.
I don't want to be blind, I'm just going to get hit the whole time.
No, it's okay.
We're starving. I'm putting the water in my mouth.
Hey, yo, why is your instinct a grippy?
Because I'm getting touched by shit.
Boom. No one's gonna hurt you, too.
I already got hit in the head!
I can't even get out of here.
Get out of here, you fucking snack!
Oh my god, there's a banger.
And I did up the world for the tourists too.
It's all road I just feel is to be somewhere.
How was that fun?
Bro, why are you playing ST?
I don't want to listen to any more.
You have to, buddy.
Hey, what the fuck? Okay, what do we do? Jason, you have to leave.
Will? Hey, you have to leave.
I'm sorry. What's that? You have to leave.
Huh? You have to leave.
You have to see it. Leave? You have to leave.
I have to, I have to leave. Yes.
I got to leave. Yes.
I bet, I'm a leader, I got this shit.
So listen y'all, let's start with the pizza dough.
We need a pizza kit, measuring cup,
and a mixing bowl and a fork.
All right, so this is the pizza dough.
All right, we need a measuring cup and a mixing bowl.
Mm!
Mm!
Mm!
Mm!
Mm!
Huh?
So we don't have a mixing bowl!
We don't have... we don't...
We... we need a mixing bowl!
A mixing bowl!
We need a mixing bowl!
Y'all don't have a mixing bowl!
We don't have no shit!
We don't have no shit!
Hey guys, no one's got any shit!
How about...
Oh, can we use this or not?
Can we use this or not?
Lee Sin, Lee Sin, use your, use your-
Grab my hand, use my hand!
To shoulder where I go, I don't remember a mat!
No, take me, I don't remember a call!
What, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Take my hand.
Grab him, grab him.
And take me.
What do you want me to do?
Take me to the promise land.
take me to the bathroom?
why don't you fuck me?
what do you want me to do?
take me to where we're mixing
I... I... I...
take you to the what?
take me to the mixing
mixing? yeah, yeah, yeah
okay, let's go
that's the end of it
that's drink cup
combined flour mix
and yeast packet
in a large mixing bowl
oh no
with one... one and one fourth cup
of 300 milliliters of lukewarm...
We don't have yeast. We don't have yeast.
Y'all know we didn't get yeast.
No, no, no, no, wait. Yeah, yeah. Get it in there.
Y'all know we didn't get yeast?
We did?
Whoa, whoa!
What?
Chill! Holy shit, you didn't kill somebody!
Is it in there?
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you done, Yotta?
Yotta, are you done?
Yotta, are you done?
Huh?
Okay, water.
What?
Water, water.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Water, water, come on.
Water, water, water.
Water, we need water, we need water, we need water.
Water, water, water.
Water.
Water!
I got the water.
How much, how much, tell me when to stop.
Jason, Jason tell me when to stop.
Opus stop stop. All right. I'm going back. Are you sure that's enough?
All right makes
Need more water water
Good
Maybe a little more.
Oh, it's getting all over my hand, dude.
Why does it smell like that?
We need yeast, bro.
We don't have any yeast.
Do we have yeast?
Do you want me to get yeast?
Yeast.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Bro, I can't see shit.
Guys, I can't see anything.
No, look.
We need a combined flour mix and yeast packet
in a large mixing bowl.
So, where's the yeast?
We don't have yeast.
We don't have yeast.
Where's that yeast?
Just put some shit in his mouth.
Come on, bro.
Just put some shit in his mouth come on bro
Makes
You think that's too thick
More water or not
No? Are you sure?
No.
What?
Let me mix.
Let him mix. Let him mix.
I'm taking your house.
It smells like shit.
Somebody smell that shit!
How much do I mix?
Bro, I feel like this needs more water, what do you think?
The chat!
Huh?
The chat!
Huh?
The chat!
Check?
Ask the chat.
Ask the chat?
Yeah.
Alright, see, are you...
Yeah, should we put more...
Are you gonna do that?
Is that illegal?
Should we put more water or not?
Wait, is that a little Mickey?
No, it's dough.
Mix it well. Bro, keep mixing man. Over here, over here. Come to the tap.
Yep.
Yo, let's just stick like shit.
Yo, if I fart, I promise I'm holding up to it. That was not me.
I've never got one up to a fart.
Oh my god.
Hey, I see that's so true. Come on.
Jason, that's the one that makes a fart.
You made me yoddle a little bit.
He come in there me
No problem
Just a true
What happened I think I broke the mix me me
It's quiet, bitch.
Hey.
Oh my god, it's so beautiful.
What the fuck?
The fuck you slapped me for?
What?
Hello?
Go!
You can't get me slapping people!
What's up?
What's up?
Help!
The fuck?
I'm trying to mix here!
Someone else did me shit, bro.
I did not call you a bitch.
I didn't call you a bitch.
I would never call you a bitch.
Oh, I'm a feminist, dude.
You called her a bitch, dude?
Who keeps starting?
Yo, you're not supposed to be drinking the water.
You're not supposed to be drinking the water.
You're not supposed to be drinking the water.
You chop bro. You're chopped.
You can't hear me so I'm not going to chop.
Are we still good for tomorrow?
What do you think?
Everybody say you're going to teach me how to do this.
What did he say?
What did he say?
What I mean seven seven seven she'll be see done that seven bro why why why
What?
Listen, what do you want, bro?
Listen, you don't want to pay attention?
I'm gonna turn the stove on and make this bitch go poof.
It's so loud.
Now listen up.
Listen, bro, what do you want me to do?
Start mixing this shit.
I'm mixing this shit.
I'll help you.
What? What?
What the hell?
What are you doing?
You got to mix like this.
Oh, you broke it.
You broke it.
You broke it.
We're never making this fun.
No, no, no, no.
Mix with hands.
Use your hands, Lissy.
Me?
Yeah.
I got a fracture wrist.
Mommy.
Yeah, use your hands.
Yeah, use your hands.
What?
Use your hands.
Use your hands.
Use your hands.
Use your hands.
Use your hands.
Use your hands.
Use your hands.
No, no.
I'm going to raise you like this.
Yeah.
I'm gonna take it, got it.
I'll leave my answer to that.
Use your fucking name.
What?
What?
God, are you fucking running away with the pot?
What is he yelling about?
Yeah, why is he so bad?
Where the fuck are you running away with the pot?
He's a fucking dead.
So why? You need to learn that we sing.
You're supposed to be calm. That's your whole thing.
Calm?
That's your brother?
Who's Lee Sin?
Calm.
Who is Lee Sin?
Use your fucking hands!
I am!
Look at him, he took the ball and she's running!
I literally hit him, you dumbass!
Are you scared to use your hands?
Are you scared to use your hands?
Use your fucking hands!
I don't have brood rage! I don't have brood rage. Yo asshole, I don't have brood rage.
Who? Me? That's not me.
Yeah.
You know I'm going to be like that.
Huh?
I didn't even fucking say that dumbass.
What was that?
I didn't even fucking say that.
That's not it.
I didn't even say that.
So I know you're not coming to hear talking to me,
because I'm already up here on my fucking court of thought.
So when you're talking to me, you speak to me with respect.
Wait, so should I do this?
How do I do this?
It's kinda like slime.
Wait, we need flour.
Lacey, I need flour.
Yeah, I need flour.
I need flour.
It's too sticky.
Na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
How are you shooting around the ball?
Oh, ball.
I think I have to put a soap on my hands.
Do you shoot down the ball?
Yeah, on the floor.
Na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
You got this, now!
No, no, what's that?
My hands.
What is that?
Yeast!
Wait, wait, we put the yeast in it?
Okay, come on.
The same we put too much flour.
This just smells like bodyssey.
This just smells like straight bodyssey.
any of you
I need water! Need water! Need water! Need water!
Need water. Need water
Need water here. Need fucking water. Need some more water.
Sir, wait, are you ready?
Ha-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
Where are you?
Yeah!
Yes.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Hello?
You see this?
Yo, yo, Lacy, can you see this?
What?
Yo, yo, Lacy, can you see this?
The fuck you mean, can I see it?
Yo, look look at the dough
Leaston is basically like a video game character that has like red band in over sauce
It's not me
Let me need it.
Let me need it.
Let me need it.
Bro, your hands smell like soap.
My hands are already in there.
Yo, what's the next step, yo?
We need a roller. Do you have a roller or not?
No, we gotta use our hands.
We gotta use our hands.
I said, do you have a roller?
I can hear you. I'm not fucking dead.
What?
I can't hear you I can't hear you I can't hear you can't hear me yes okay so what are you saying
We need a roller yes that's what I said
We use our hands what are you talking about we use our hands what are you talking about yo we use our hands
To roll it
We so young wait I
Didn't get a roller. You don't get a roller or not? I did we
What we lose our hands you wait up stop stop stop
Roll yes roll with your hands
What are
You want to throw hands you want to throw me
You want to throw hands?
We rolled a pizza with our hands!
Yonna, maybe help?
Flats it.
Yo, watch out, bro.
What?
Yes, I understand I need a roller, bro.
Yodin' by a fucking roller.
How do you how do you expect to make dough with no roller?
With our hands!
Yeah, I am a live-marry, you talking crazy.
You talking crazy.
What are you talking crazy?
We can stop the same thing now.
No, no, no.
You can stop the same thing now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Maybe tell them what I'm saying.
No, no, no, no.
We can stop the shit right now.
Stop the shit for what?
Why the fuck are you trying to fight, bro?
Nobody's trying to fight.
How are you gonna fucking roll it?
No, I'm not telling nobody's trying to fight.
I'm saying we use our hands.
We use our hands.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You.
Use your hands to roll it!
Ow!
Yeah.
Where is the roller?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't want to fight you!
See, I don't have a roller.
So why do you seem mad?
Roller.
Alright, get the fucking dough.
Get the dough.
get the fuck up
get the fuck up
I didn't fucking say that
get the go
get the go
You want to get fucked up
you want to get fucked up
you want to get fucked up
get the go
get the go
get the go
yes
I have the go
put it on your counter
The cabinet is on the counter, it's on the counter.
Where? Where?
Okay.
What are you doing?
Using my hands!
Stop threatening me, I've got to cut the stream off.
Yo, I'm not threatening you.
What?
You want me to threaten you?
Do you want me to threaten you?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh yeah, because you're about to dab it in your tight.
And now I'm about to start throwing hands.
What?
Use your hands.
You trip it, you trip it, you trip it.
You trip it, you trip it, you trip it, you trip it,
you trip it, you trip it, you trip it.
Use our hands.
Stop trying to post up with me, man.
No one's trying to post up with you, little brother.
Huh?
No one's trying to post up with you, little brother.
Get in my face, alright.
Now, that's really crazy, yeah, nice.
Yeah, I need to cool down for a second. I didn't need to cool down for a second because I'm getting heated. Oh, you want to touch me now
You want to touch me? Yeah, you want to touch my hand? What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, you want to make me mad?
No, you want to make me mad?
No, no, no, what?
Get the goat and roll it with your hands, with your hands!
I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
I'm not trying to throw fucking-
Did you off-cycle?
I'm not!
I don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro.
Oh, you're pissing me off.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
I don't know, my funny bone.
You fucking idiot.
Nah, look at you.
Heard yourself, bro.
Is everything OK?
Like, what's wrong with him?
This piece of look fucked up.
Oh, shit.
Watch out, there's a knife.
What is all over my hands?
What is all over my hands?
What's all over my hands?
What is this?
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, it's cheese.
Cheese?
You gotta open it, you gotta open it!
Good?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Can I have more?
More?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Who's playing water?
Who's playing water?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, it's you.
Yeah.
Oh, it's you.
Yeah.
Oh, it's you.
Yeah.
Oh, it's you.
Yeah.
The guy who didn't know how to fucking use his hands to roll a dough.
We need a roller.
We need a roller.
You got two hands for recent, son!
Where is that?
Is the pizza finished?
Jana, go...
Yo, badass!
Maybe not eat the fucking cheese on the table?
Push me again or we're out of the problem.
Push me! Push me again or we're out of the problem.
Push me up, or down the road.
Hold on, this is a bang, right?
Mm-hm.
You hear the out-of-pictures or not?
Happens or not?
Mm-hm.
Rrraaaaw!
Rrraaaaw!
Oh, look at the song.
Look at the song!
What do you mean?
The high school when we first met.
Did you push me?
Hey, you don't push me?
Don't push me.
Here you go, here you go.
You want to keep pushing me!
What?
What?
You want to push me?
I'm trying to help you, but you want to push me.
I got.
What?
Cause I didn't want to fight but now you're making me want to fight cause you're pushing me
I'm just trying to make a fucking piece of it and you're gonna fight me
Watch yourself, Meeho!
You're fucking tomato sauce all over your fingers
Watch yourself!
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about, bro
In another life
I will see your man
And in the night, I will be your light.
I'll be here for an ass, one that got away.
Here, here.
Oh, pizza for the oven.
Pizza and oven.
Made you look, dumbass.
Made you look.
If you didn't make me look, I can't even see anything.
You didn't make me look.
Huh?
You got me by your fucking neck.
I'll grab you by your fucking neck and I'll strangle you and then I'll take both of my
hands and I'll knock you the fuck out.
Do you understand?
Ow!
Yeah, why would you be getting that yanna, asshole?
Why would you be getting that yanna?
Listen, really, bro?
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know what he said, but I'm on your side did ask what did he say? What did he say?
He said he would choke the fuck out of you. Oh my god, that's crazy
Bro, that's crazy. You're an asshole, bro.
I didn't say that, but I was talking about you. Lacey hates women. Lacey hates women, bro.
You!
You!
Damn it!
Where's the pizza?
Put it in the oven?
Oh, turn the oven on?
The one that got away!
I think that's it, right?
Where's pizza?
Oh, wow!
Hold on, let's get it.
Is it done?
Oh, hmm.
About a week ago, talking about this.
Yo, it's preheating right now.
Just put the pizza down, too.
Yeah, bro.
OK, so it's starting.
You're already causing up fucking trouble.
Let's start making noodles.
Trying to fight people and then trying to fight.
Trying to choke out Yana.
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
Do I look like I'm joking?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
I'ma keep my...
Son of a...
Fucker.
Why, bitch?
Hold me, please.
Set his back.
Hold it, please.
No!
Can we make the pizza?
You don't want to fuck your yellow dick.
You calm down
My ass
Cut
Eggs
Mix spoon spoon spoon
Mix eggs.
Butter.
Hey guys, I want to help cook.
Show me.
What is this?
I want to help cook.
What are we making?
Jason. Jason.
Jason.
Jason
Jason
What?
What are we making what are we making?
Pizza that ass why are we using eggs? Why would we want it? Why are we putting eggs on our pizza?
Why we put eggs on pizza?
What why are you asking so many fucking questions, bro because you know what eggs are we playing 21 questions?
Because you don't put eggs on pizza
I don't put eggs on pizza
You don't put eggs on pizza
What?
What?
You don't put eggs on pizza?
So we put the pizza in the oven now?
Mm-hmm
Right now
All right, so it's just not I think we I think I should brookin
It works, I don't think I've ever worked
What?
You're saying swap rolls?
Yo!
Swap rolls, swap rolls!
Yo, you're putting eggs on a fucking pizza?
No, no, no.
Let's see.
Don't grab my cracker.
Yo, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You just put eggs on a fucking pizza?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You just put eggs on a fucking pizza.
You told me to.
You put eggs on a pizza.
You told me to.
No, I didn't.
You told me to.
You told me to.
Are we swapping roles?
No, no, no.
Are we swapping roles?
You ruined the fucking pizza.
Let's go.
You're gonna sit there and do some kung fu moves?
You had to ruin a whole fucking segment?
Huh?
You told me to.
I didn't.
I did not.
I did not.
Are we swapping rolls?
Are we swapping rolls?
What do I do?
No, it doesn't work. How do I fucking supposed to make pizza?
Talking to a wall here? No, it's true. Are you hungry?
It's like I'm talking to a deaf person. It's like I'm talking to a deaf person.
Everybody! Are we swapping rolls?
Are we swapping rolls?
Are we swapping rolls?
What?
Are we swapping rolls?
What?
Are we swapping rolls?
Oh yeah, swap, let's swap.
Fucking shit, girl.
Are you an idiot?
Are you a fucking idiot?
Are you an idiot?
Look at the fucking pizza.
You told me to put eggs on pizza.
No, I didn't.
I said, I said, what are we making?
And you said pizza.
And then I said, you want me to put eggs on pizza?
And you said yeah, no, I didn't I said I said we planned 21 questions or
You ruined the pizza
No, I wasn't I was telling you to roll the dough with your hands
Nah, you were saying let's throw hands.
I'm not saying let's throw hands.
So who the fuck says let's roll with hands?
Roll with your hands.
No, this is how you say hands, bro.
I didn't, you weren't getting that part.
You started, you weren't getting this part.
No, you were fucking trying to post stuff with me.
There I go.
You're okay.
You just need to end it.
All right, I'm muted, man.
You're muted, so what is she?
She's deaf.
Oh, you want me to?
I'll be there.
So I'm blind again?
I actually want to know you.
So I'm blind again.
So I can switch my room.
Same thing.
Mm-mm-mm.
I understand.
How about you're blind?
Huh?
Does that sound like you?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yeah?
Oh, you're blind.
Look at the whole thing.
Oh, holy shit.
You look like a fucking ninja.
So what am I supposed to be doing right now?
No, I don't like this shit. I was much rather dead than blind.
No, I don't like this shit. I don't like this apple.
Why is it so quiet here, man?
Hey!
Ra-ro!
Ra-ro!
Yo!
Yeah, come on, excuse me!
No, no, no, no, no, I don't like this.
No, it is.
Okay.
Now look.
Now look.
Listen, I'm right here.
I'm right here.
No, no, no.
Move.
Can't get it going.
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
I can't hear, but I can see.
What do I do?
What?
What do I do?
What do you do?
Yeah.
We gotta put the pizza in oven.
Okay.
You do that.
Bro, this is too big, too small for my head, it's just too small for my head.
Okay!
Help!
I can't die.
I don't fucking care!
What happened to the pizza?
Okay, I'll see you.
Jason!
No!
Nobody's trying to hit you, bro!
What is wrong with you?
No!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
No! I know! There you go!
You're not the one who could get enlisted in the music's kind of a vibe, I know!
What am I listening to?
Adventure of a lifetime by Cosplay!
Alright, what do I need to do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
I'm not gonna teach you!
What do I do?
We have to put the pizza in the oven.
You do that, you do that.
You do that!
I can't, can't.
I'm gonna get you oven mitts!
I can't see, no, no, that's not a good idea, it's not a good idea.
Not a good idea, no, not a good idea!
Bro, I'm listening to cosplay, this shit is lit.
No!
Jason!
Do you want an apple?
You want apples!
No!
Take a bite!
No!
Bro, why are you blocking your head?
I can't do this shit.
Oh god, I should have scared you.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Take a bite of an apple.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
the apple take a bite ready I'll be no no no apple see apple you about orange
back a bite fuck you fuck you fuck you I don't want to be fucking fine anymore
bro how do we know how do we know when the oven is on it's nice broken it's not
It's not supposed to be on it.
It's broken.
It's not supposed to be on it.
It's broken.
Yes, it is supposed to be on it.
It's broken.
Yes, it is.
It's broken.
It's on?
It's broken.
Broken.
One wish, Willow.
Fuck your son, bro.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
It's broken.
Broken.
Let's...
Is there a way to turn the oven on?
It's broke, broken.
All over the world, I could be chasing, but my time would be wasted.
They got nothing on you, baby, nothing on you, baby.
I might say hi, I might say hey,
But you shouldn't worry about what they say
Cause they got nothing on you!
Leave me alone!
I don't wanna do this anymore, bro.
What am I supposed to be doing right now?
Hey!
Is anything getting hot?
Hello?
It's hot!
What is this?
They're saying you're having flashbacks.
Sorry.
Flashbacks of what?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Yana! Yana! Yana! Are you deaf too? We got to put the pizza in the oven!
Yo, put the pizza in the oven.
Jason, come here!
No.
We got to put the pizza in the oven!
You help me!
I can't see!
You help me!
I can't see!
No, shit you can't see, that's the point!
I can't see. I'm gonna burn myself.
Put your head out and turn it flat!
Flat! Flat!
No, I'm gonna burn myself.
I'm gonna burn myself.
Michael A, where is it?
I'm gonna burn myself.
Why is he running away?
Hahahaha
What's up?
Hmm
Hey!
I'm down, I don't want to do this shit
I don't want to do this shit
Stop!
Yo, what the fuck do to you bro? Why are you having PTSD?
I just can't, I don't want to fucking die
I would much rather be deaf than blind
This is so fucking terrifying.
I'm in front of- I'm not gonna hit you!
I'm in front of you!
Okay.
I was in front of you, but I-
What is wrong with you?
I don't- I don't know, I don't know.
I'm scared of you.
I don't know what you're saying.
I- I'm scared of you not being able to see me.
You're- you can't see?
I can't see.
No, shit, that's a point.
But it's scary.
It's scary? You scared of the dark?
Yeah.
Little soy-co-y scared of the dark?
Oh!
What?
What's up?
I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to be doing right now.
No one has guided me at all.
Why are you like this?
You're an asshole.
I don't know, I don't know here.
My bad things.
My bad things.
No!
No!
No!
A pot?
A…
A picture.
Let me take a picture of you.
No!
A pole?
No!
No!
Stop!
No!
Y'all are supposed to be guiding me out of my fucking eyes.
Fucking eyes
Go slow
No, stop stop don't crack an egg on my head, please
No, I got egg on my head. That's for the god. No, I'm gonna lose my shit
Don't punch him, don't put the egg on my head, bro.
I'm gonna lose my stomach.
They're right there.
They're right there.
What's that attitude for?
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Are we done yet, bro?
I'm gonna do this shit on my rap!
Bro, where are you? Why did you jump me?
Dude, dude, don't play with my head.
How are you over here?
What the fuck?
I don't want to do this anymore.
Mason, I need you to mix. Mix?
Okay, hold on.
I would so much rather be I'd rather be deaf and blind this is literally fucking terrible
Just seeing darkness forever.
Literally someone could be right next to me.
Alright Jason, mix the ramen sauce.
The bowl is in front of you.
Hands in and mix.
You have to knead it with your hands.
It's in the bowl.
No, with your hands.
With your hands.
I need a spoon.
Don't have me a sissy bowl.
Use your hands.
Spoon, bruh.
Use your spoon.
Spoon.
To mix, to mix sauce.
You have to knead it.
You have to knead it with your hands.
We don't need sauce!
Spoon! Spoon!
Spoon!
Yeah, just mix the sauces! Just mix it!
Yeah, good job!
Just keep mixing, keep mixing!
Ah.
Am I done?
Am I done?
That does not smell good.
All right, taste it with your finger
and make sure it tastes good.
No.
It's like ramen sauce.
It tastes like shit.
Tastes like shit.
It smells like shit.
It smells like shit.
It smells like shit.
It smells like shit.
Who the fuck is putting that in a ramen?
Hell, man.
Walk straight.
Right here is the safe.
Right here.
I got you.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
Wait, is it hot all the way?
I mean it's not hot.
Okay, so that's cool
Here you go. Yeah, thank you, bro. You want soap? Yeah
Let me get yourself
So, nice, you are, are you doing the thing, bro, are you, bro, is it, bro stop!
Fuck you. I can't.
Stop! Stop doing it. It's so quick.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Jesus!
No!
You're a real old brother!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Fucking dog food!
It looks great, it looks really good, it looks really good.
Is it good? You tried it?
Hey! I was checking your music!
Why are you still washing?
I feel fucking soap on myself.
Are we done?
We're having a cheese!
We're done cooking, right?
We're done?
Let's see what's happening.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Yo, John, bro.
I can't fucking see.
We're done.
I just can't.
Holy fucking shit, bro.
I was fucking terrified.
What happened? What happened? I can be a gnome.
Bro, I will never ever...
Why are they saying that?
Why are you so serious?
I don't know. It's just the feeling of being wise.
Fucking horrifying.
But is it...
He's in the oven?
Thanks for the dinner, Yana.
You're welcome. Thanks for the dinner.
Ready? He's dead.
What is that?
Yana made dinner.
He just made dog food.
I have a lot of cheese, I'm so sorry, but this is edible.
A little rice?
Perfect.
What the fuck?
Wait, let me try.
What's it taste like?
Two cheese.
That's what I'm saying, I put a lot of mozzarella in it.
What is that egg?
There's also an egg in there.
That's an egg.
Ew, it's cold.
Yes.
You can cook it.
Alright, let's give this a try, hey?
It's not terrible.
It's just...
It's not horrible, but, you know, it's hard to fuck up ramen.
Wait, but I tried.
I was trying to make it back up. I'm sorry, guys.
No, no, it's really good.
Well, you don't have to say it, do you?
No, no, it's not that spicy.
No, it's really spicy. You cannot tell me that's not spicy.
No, it's okay.
That is hot.
I tried.
Oh my god, I knew I was a bitch. What spice tolerance is that?
It's spicy to mucky.
That's spicy, though. Any milk? Any milk?
Any milk? Any milk?
Where's the rice cake?
Okay
What hard work it would do, be honest with you, it's good. I'm going to slice it.
Holy sh**
First kiss in here. She made you a brand new bowl.
Good
It's not bad.
It is not.
There's a lot of the sauce in there.
What is this right here?
Little sausages?
That one might be cold.
It is cold.
But it's cooked, right?
It's cooked.
What about this one?
Is this one cold?
No, that one's hot.
It's cold.
I feel like this shit might fucking fuck my stomach out.
Do you want to try a rice cake?
Lacey, try this one.
It's out of there.
It's like a thicker noodle.
It's really yummy.
I don't think it's better the more you eat it the more you like it.
It's like a big thing. It's alright.
It's just got a real bad kick to it. Oh, it is really spicy.
Sorry guys. I don't think it's you that made it spicy.
So does that mean that we can order a wingstop now?
Oh my god, you know what's crazy?
No.
So if you go to Wingstop, it's one dollar a wing.
No it's not.
Isn't it true?
It is.
We get that as well as a hundred wings or a thousand wings so they cook in the wing
where we even fucking horse feed like one dollar wing and wings up right now
special that's too much money it is it is see what about a pizza
you can order it as well
We can only get um buffalo wild wings.
It's pretty good though.
Not bad.
The more you eat it, the more you like it for sure.
It's really hot.
You want a hot rice cake?
This one's yummy.
The pizza's ready?
No, I went two days ago to Wing's Cell, but I got 45 wings before I got all these.
Wing's Cell is not starting.
I'm gonna get you a drink of hot water.
You're air conditioning in here.
I think it's on.
What, is it ready?
How do I take that out?
I'm in it.
You're a fucking bottle.
That sure looks like Resident Evil food, man.
Bro, you guys made this big lash.
Who? It was Jason.
No.
I did the dough, you did everything else.
Wait, I need some help here. I need some help here.
I don't think I can get that one.
Wait, it's not done cooking!
It's not, right?
Yeah, you stupid-ass chat!
Sorry, I didn't do that.
Straight-fuckin' balish.
I didn't see you better.
I think I might do that.
What the fuck?
What about you here?
Can we, please?
Can we what?
Order a steak.
The $1 deal ended yesterday?
No.
No.
Okay, I'm leaving.
No!
Steak?
The steak from where?
I'm not going to lie, my stomach's doing fucking back flips.
I'm going to make it for a steak.
You're going to move for a steak?
Mm-hmm.
What about our pizza?
Well, our food didn't go.
Well, our food failed.
Oh my God.
Wait, I'm not going.
This was to be my child.
I'm not going.
My stomach hurts.
Yeah, maybe stop eating me.
You ever had one of these?
Yeah. He's not my child.
I'm not kidding. I put it on God on everything I love.
I would go into my kitchen.
I would sneak around the corner into the gym closet.
You wouldn't know what my childhood was?
I would get a whole bag of Doritos and I would drink a whole sick pack of Yugos.
Oh my God, I'm not lying.
I wish I had that stuff on top of you.
I mean the way you react is wonderful, but I don't know what happened to your childhood.
This is what I was eating in my childhood, bro.
This was my favorite snack.
What's that?
My favorite snack going on.
Frank fucking bollard.
What's going on with that?
You never had a new hood.
Nobody had a new hood, bro.
Well buddy, I got a pink one.
Guys.
Here, Jack.
You're going to love it.
Try it, bro.
Yeah, try it.
I'm going to be honest.
When I was younger, I didn't like to taste the water.
So I would get a cup of water and I'd put sugar in it.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to try that.
Maybe you need to go to a doctor's office for a health checkup.
I mean, not in Onlinton anymore.
I actually never had a youth in my life.
It's really young, man.
I had the Promised Land milk.
Anybody know?
Wait, is anyone found my phone?
It's on the right side of the counter.
Over there, Elena.
Behind the door.
Thank you.
Chad, why would I lie about that?
I put it on God.
I used to sneak.
All right, what about me?
My parents would get mad at me.
My dad thought I was getting a thousand-year-old younger.
So he wouldn't let me order food past a certain time.
So I would go on my school iPad, and I would door-nash food
to my neighbor's house, and I'd go like sneak out the window
and pick the door-nash.
That is insane.
I'll just press fix the muscle check.
That's OK.
You!
Guys, do you think we should order a steak?
Not really feeling a steak.
OK, both of you.
Oh, wait a minute, my dad's coming.
Bah!
Yoo-hoo!
Ha ha ha!
Yes.
I don't know, drinking Yoo-hoo.
Downstream, downstream, downstream.
Oh, he said he saw the petting suit segment earlier.
Oh!
Mm-hmm.
Mung noi, mung say hi to bang.
Yeah, say hi to my, uh, say hi to ba.
Hey, ba!
How's it doing, G?
How are you?
I'm doing amazing.
Listen, ba, I think when you next time you come to Los Angeles,
you go to a strip club.
Oh.
Yeah, what do you think?
Yeah?
That's all right.
Hello.
I just had gay sex bye-bye bye love you. Bye
I'm gonna go with my dad.
What?
I'm going with my dad.
Where are you taking us?
Yeah, but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to go with my dad.
I wouldn't be getting a dance, but I would love to sit there and just get by a dance.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
Stop trying to fuck my dad.
I would not.
Stop trying to fuck my dad.
I wouldn't be by a dance.
Me personally.
I would just, I'm saying it nevermind.
You guys know what?
I've never called my dad on stream.
Should I do it for the first time with you guys?
Yes!
Yeah!
I'm gonna do it for the first time with us.
Should I?
Yeah.
Yeah, you think you'll answer?
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe.
Maybe I should give it a chance.
Take him to Vegas for a weekend?
Oh, my god.
I don't see if you'll answer.
Get back.
Get back.
Oh, my god.
You all have a good body.
We're gonna talk around the table.
Maybe you guys have been ahead of us for a while.
Hold on.
Was he already answered?
Wait, if he doesn't answer, that means that he's not.
Papa Jacob's right here.
Yeah. If you didn't answer, you know what that means?
What does that mean?
He don't care.
That's not true.
Not true. Yeah, he could be busy.
No.
One time he saw my battle machine and he replied and said,
I'm cracking some shit.
No, you're not yet.
You're definitely going to be in my heart, aren't you?
Well, my dad's not doing that right now and he's not picking up the phone.
So you know what that means?
What does that mean?
You probably... wait.
Should I try and call his phone?
It's ready?
Tie on.
Who was that?
No, that was not him.
That was the voicemail?
Yeah.
Dang.
Maybe he doesn't want to talk.
Maybe, maybe, maybe he's busy.
Yeah, what if he's just busy doing something?
No, he's not busy doing something.
Oh, wait.
This number.
It's a different number.
How many numbers did he get there?
Well, he changed his phone number.
How do I get this out?
I'm gonna get this out, I'm gonna do it myself.
Huh?
I got you.
It's actually his bed.
It's not done.
I think it's done.
Yeah, maybe he doesn't care.
No.
No, he's busy right now.
He's not busy.
Yes, he is.
No, he's not.
How do you know?
You don't know?
He does.
He's not doing anything at the time of night.
What, is he like, work?
Like, he could be working.
No, he's not working.
No, he's not.
He's done.
I'm so sorry.
Well, it makes you feel better like...
The thing about Mitchell is he's just on the edge of it.
That didn't make me feel better.
I could call my dad and he could keep me.
Jason!
We should order something.
You want food?
Yeah.
Or actually...
I want pizza.
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Nigga, no.
I'm not eating that.
maybe we should get like a steak my mom kicked my dad out the house two months
ago walk off so wait don't say that come on bro come on what time I say you
want actually not on that I'm full guys can we go on the trampoline I'm gonna be
honest with you is it broken yeah yeah oh no way oh day so what is there to do
What did it do? Smash it. Smash it. Like what?
Oh, there was a zoo earlier. You missed it. Yeah, there's a zoo earlier. Yeah, I missed the zoo.
We had a water park one day in the backyard. Oh, cool. Yeah.
We had basketball runs yesterday. Yeah. Just had a ballash. Just had a ballash.
There's a movie theater. You can watch the game in if you want. There's no games tonight, but...
No, I don't want to do that. Okay. I mean, bro, we can ballash on our own.
I can pay that's around bowling alley downstairs
Well, I'm not leading yeah
Never need to move the ball. I know we can go to count. We can go to the commons
Oh, you already got got this out. Yeah, actually the owner came up to me
He gave me a business card and said that you have to plan said that basically no live streaming
I have to call routes in
Schedule a calendar date to come in a live stream and it come to it
So next time we're going grocery shopping, you gotta schedule it.
I mean, that just makes the grocery shopping experience just ten times better.
Exactly.
Well, maybe we could do some jumping jacks.
How about this?
Exactly.
A guitar, a u-sing.
You just want clips off of me. I don't want to work right now.
I want to do something.
I want to do something.
I want to do u-sing.
No, I don't want to do u-sing.
You just want her to get a clip of her singing, dude.
You want to do u-sing?
Do you want me to say?
I'm fine, yeah, Lisa, usually.
I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
But I clocked out already.
You clocked out?
Well, actually, no, I didn't.
Can you restart your intro a little late to the stream?
Oh, my god, the pizza.
Wait, no, it's not done yet.
How do you know?
Because that's all the dough.
The dough.
Wait, guys.
Maybe we could play a game.
play it guys maybe we can oh yeah when you hold me oh you don't know babe when
And you hold me.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Just restart it.
Just restart.
Just restart.
Shut up!
Up, up, up!
In a group room.
I had it my way.
Just restart.
You know that you are.
You're the county that I'm from.
Oh my god!
What a sunshine and a rain when it's pouring.
Do it now that you are the lyrics.
That you are.
I just want to be.
I just want to be what you are.
Tell me what you are.
Well, you don't know how far I'll go.
Come here.
I don't want to be here anymore.
No, I want to like run in a field of flowers or something.
What's she saying?
A fucking fairy tale?
What?
No, no bad news. Light me this big fairy tale with marshmallows and chocolate sauce and...
No! No!
It's real life!
Come on, it's cloudy outside.
It's down and back into reality.
Keep on putting the mic on so that we're in real life!
Come on!
Wait.
Hey, what?
Hey, you should have taken that shit.
Oh!
I said, please stop.
Yay!
Look at my brain chemistry.
I can't put two of us together anymore.
But, if you restart, I'll sing you.
No!
Play it a little louder, restart it, you gotta play it better, if you want to be the best
guitarist ever you gotta play it.
Should I amp up?
No.
But you need it strong, louder.
Why don't you say no to all that y'all has better things to dodge than me?
Okay, tell me about the right way to hear her voice, or she'll hear your return.
Haha! Alright.
Haha! I see what you mean.
Okay, yeah, go ahead. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm ready?
Yeah!
No, that's it.
No, it's done.
What are you doing?
You need to strum a little louder.
do it too loud is what it sounds like. Oh I see. That's why I gotta amp up. Okay. Should I amp up? One more time. Amp up. Should I amp up?
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Is my strum too loud? This is when the pizza's burnt. No, the pizza's not done.
I'm ready just go.
Are you sure that's the right G?
Okay I'm sorry.
Let me get up.
Let me get up Jack.
Guys, I don't, I wanna clock out now.
What do you need?
I'm done working.
Are you overworking?
I'm ready to clock out or I just want to run around in a field like I
There's no one else want to like run and skip and jump and do like
I don't wanna see anymore. Wait, can anybody like like can we go can we go run outside after this?
What the fuck happened to me?
Come on, don't ask for help!
Oh no!
I did three times!
That should look like fucking...
That should look like resident evil food.
I already made that joke.
It looks like what?
That should look like resident evil food.
That should look like resident evil food.
It's not done!
No, that's fucking done.
It's not done.
Look at the dough.
Look at the dough.
What you mean?
Look at that dough.
Like the dough is not done.
Yes it is.
It is.
That looks like...
It should look like resident evil food.
How many times do you get to say the joke?
Until you laugh.
I did laugh. I laughed it in the first time.
I don't know how you...
I laughed a lot with you.
Oh!
You need to...
No.
Lacey, do you need an ice block?
No.
Aw!
Bruh, it should look like resident evil food.
I'll use the pain.
I'll have this.
Hell no.
I'll have this.
Hey!
Hey!
That fucking bait lashed away from me.
Hey!
You're still a resident evil fool.
Oh my god shut the fuck up!
I think I'm a third degree bird.
You already said it!
Uh oh.
Sorry.
I might as well go to the hospital.
I think I'm a third degree bird.
Oh no.
What was okay after this?
We gotta try our pizza.
We can go do carburetiles outside.
Oh my god!
I just wanna play tag or something.
No it, yo what's your dad's a evil fool.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Look at you like Resident Evil food.
I'm not dead ass thinking that brother.
I'm still like, fucking joking, bro.
What's your dad's a evil fool?
I don't live in a band that put you out.
Shit, shit looks like Resident Evilworks.
Well, what did you say?
What did you say?
I didn't need a clip on it.
Oh you said you want to-
Yeah, what's that beat to the foot?
There it is.
You got it, come on.
Oh my gosh, what's that?
I didn't see it through me, Jason.
I don't know what that is.
You're scared, Bob.
I haven't even got a house to order that.
Oh.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
No, you know what?
Fuck it.
I don't want to.
Big Jenkins might have come out.
Fuck, I'm making it.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Whoa, I'm so sorry.
Really, thank goodness.
I don't know if you want to put the gloves on.
Yeah, I do.
If I need them, I can put my finger up.
I don't know if I need to say that.
It's not working.
It's not working.
I'm going to have a therapy.
It's just the top.
Lacey, you just need to outblog a bird and go.
Is this my only song, you know?
I know what I'm saying.
Huh?
I know what I'm saying.
You only know two of them.
No.
Okay, we're right in the parking.
Chack, how was yours to eat today?
So, are you okay?
No!
Fuck, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I've never thought this would work.
Dude, why is it a bus fail?
Oh my god, no.
Bro, somebody said it's burning.
Guys?
Guys.
I have a really rad idea.
I have a radical idea.
I swear, I sure did.
Just...
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what?
What happened?
Wait, no, what?
What happened?
You didn't just plug it in.
Oh?
Well?
It's broken.
You're gonna have to get a new cord, buddy.
No, it still works. It still works.
Powerful going.
Why does it burn all the way?
We're going to get the powerful going. It's not fun done.
Stop laughing! Stop laughing!
Oh my god, it's so bad.
I'm so glad.
Bro, what is that?
What is that?
So happy!
Me?
No.
It's okay.
It's fine.
I'm sure it's not broken, bro.
I'm sure it's not broken.
What's going on?
It's not turning on.
Why?
Why?
This outlet doesn't work.
It's outlet.
Is it the outlet?
Oh my God, it was the outlet.
No.
Okay, we're ready.
Okay, we're ready.
Yes.
See, you see how lazy this song is?
Hey.
You gotta surround yourself with two parties.
Exactly.
Thank you, y'all.
You're the best gig machine, Terry.
I wasn't laughing.
Okay.
Whoa.
Oh, one.
I'm so sorry.
Okay.
Oh, one.
Two.
You got it? You got it?
You see, she don't jump like that.
I'm so sorry.
I'm ready.
She's got a sense of action. She's hitting it.
I'm ready. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I'm sorry.
Go!
HAHA!
Let's play a song...
Bro can y'all let's play it one more time.
No I might have put Red River on his ambitious.
Okay big guy, we're listening.
You're being so mean.
Come on, come on.
It's slowly, it's the sweetest thing
And it don't change
You gotta, you gotta
If you want a good clip, you can't fuck it up like this
Yeah, you gotta do it, don't be nervous
I'm not nervous, I'm not nervous bro
Just a minute
You want us to do edit?
Oh, what?
Okay, you can do that more, no I'm okay
Okay, do it, do it
I think he certainly can't want to ruin his life.
See, what's that one?
That one?
Okay.
Can you restart?
Sorry.
No.
No, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something.
Ignore the wrong notes.
Just go.
I'm trying.
You guys understand as musicians,
we can hear the wrong notes,
and it affects our singing, right?
Make a police!
Hold on.
Oh
Okay
change if I ran my way you would know that you are you're the copy that I need in the morning
you're less such and a brainwrench boy won't you be loved oh I just want to see
Fuck!
See how beautiful you are
You know that I see
I love your star
Woo!
Okay!
You got it!
You want me to kill that dog?
Yeah
What's your name?
I was in his house
Oh, you wanna get up?
Wait, what is he doing?
He actually said that, though.
Where are you going?
Let's get his pick.
Oh.
Aw.
He's learning a new skill this year.
I love that.
A lot of people don't.
Why are you not saying that?
What new skill are you gonna learn?
Singing, actually.
I love singing.
Okay.
You're laughing.
There's a lot you're not laughing at.
No, no, I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing at you.
Train your voice.
Say what you could train your body.
I'm not laughing at you.
I was scared of darkness and the dark I was scared of pretty clouds and started conversations
All the red, the turny green
Rumetians resisted in the dream
Oh
It comes out like a game
Well, in the dark to the windside,
Charlie Kim did the doctor.
I'm gonna be your left hand man.
I'm not.
I'll let you.
I'm gonna be your left hand man.
I'm not.
I'll let you.
Okay.
What?
So, that looks like it's gonna roll legs and walk away.
I mean, you know.
No, where's my cellular device?
Where's my cellular device?
Where's my cellular device?
Keep pressing it in your mind, son.
Oh.
Do you see how it's coming together, though?
How do you know?
No, you cannot tell how long it takes to run.
I've only been here for three days been on this instrument for three days like what do you think?
Oh fucking so we dig into the resident evil food or not
Sounds like you resident evil joke
Okay guys can we go outside?
You know we low-key gotta try the pizza at least
I'm not gonna get that out of this.
Bro, this should look like resident evil food.
Oh my god, that's a good one.
Why are you even, what, am I missing it?
Like, what's the joke?
You don't know what resident evil food is?
You're a resident evil food.
No, but why do you keep saying it?
What, because it's funny?
Well...
That should look straight.
I'll take it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Let me get a bite of that one.
Why don't you try it first?
No, I don't like it.
I'll try it.
I'll eat it.
I'll give you this out of go.
Here we go.
Guys, the dough is not done.
Mmmmm.
Okay, you want to do another one?
I'll have some of it.
How is it?
It just tastes a little bit chewy.
No.
Not bad?
Not bad at all.
Let me get us like any food ball in the room.
Oh fuck.
Oh, surely the burn was wasted, right?
No, no, the burn.
No, not the burn, but like the burning sensation.
Oh, there's your, you got blister.
It won't go away.
Is the seizure causing you?
No, it will go away.
Wait, it's been like 30 minutes.
It might take a minute.
Not bad at all.
Oh, my bracelet dropped on the floor.
Lacey, can you get it off for me?
I'm gonna go to the floor.
Lacey, can you pick that up for me?
Thank you.
Your items.
Want to go outside, y'all?
Yes, please.
Can we go outside?
I just want to take a look.
I bet.
What is this? I don't have one of these here.
You know how to play the guitar?
I'm gonna be honest.
I used to play a little bit. No, I don't I lost it never stuck with me. It's too hard. It is hard as fuck
This
You do the other
Like, like, you can say it.
I'm also going to grab a bottle.
Oh.
Come on, it's not that bad, right?
No, it's really not bad.
I just don't want you to lose this habit,
because you're the one streamer that's doing something different.
Like, you're the one who's skilled.
There's not a streamer that knows the guitar.
Thank you, actually.
No, there, well, there might be a streamer that plays the guitar,
but you're trying to learn a new skill,
and that doesn't have anything to do with
actually performing or anything.
If I can go on this, I can just keep playing the song over and over again.
Yeah, so whenever you learn this, this one, I just want you to do this higher.
Jason, can you put it on this for the breaks up?
Yeah.
Is anybody like Frankie Snopchard here?
Me.
I love him.
Is that your one of your rips out again?
You play that again if you want to.
I bet.
Got it.
You just gotta be cool with it.
I forgot my phone.
Everybody that makes fun of you, they just think that it's not cool because you're in
your starter phase, but then when you're good at it, all of the sections are so cool.
So whenever you make it as a good, like, and you can go to a party and you can just rip
that guitar out, they're gonna think it's so cool, but right now, everyone's gonna go
Oh my god, let's stop it, but just remember this moment, okay?
And remember, every time I hear you,
that's like, oh my god, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
Thank you, Giona.
I appreciate you, Giona.
You know what, I'm gonna play it one more time.
You guys all go work and think they're telling me the next one.
You would know that you are
Yeah?
In the morning
You'll be here again when it's morning
But you can't get something to be
You'll be here
To me
I just want that on the list
I love you
I love you
And I see it
And the best part, where you go alone
You got it
Come on, and you'll make the best part
Oh, you're the best part
We should harmonize something.
I know one song.
No, but I'm saying like...
Wait.
Somebody's singing a song and we're about to harmonize it.
I'm gonna teach you how.
Just pick a chorus with a song.
We're gonna teach you how.
We don't have to do it yet.
Wait, I don't know. Give me a chorus of a song, like you know songs.
Yeah, what was the song?
Um...
I was scared of dancing.
I don't know.
That's the only one. You don't know any of our singing songs.
I do, I do. I just need a...
Love
Never knew what I was missing
But I know I must be stuck in a sink
I found you
Dad, you're here
Yeah, uh
I found you
I think I need to sing it to you
Lacey!
Where the fuck are you going?
I don't know if I'm gonna be sure
That's the best thing I've ever done
You're talking about as a bird
Bird, use your mind, first aid kit
Wait, can we go outside?
Yeah, let's go outside.
Straight fucking language.
Well, I thought I broke my seat for real.
Oh god, I almost cried.
Yeah, I wanna go outside.
Alright, let's go.
Watch me!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Aw, look who it is.
He's hiding in there.
Who is this?
Yeah, welcome.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, guys.
Someone said,
don't be mean to him,
because once he can actually learn,
and he learns successfully,
y'all gonna be real mad,
and be like, oh my God,
he's still good at that.
Yeah, I'm a tough guy.
You still good at that?
Yeah, I'm a tellurian now.
What?
Some specials there.
But right now, I got to unlock it.
Yeah, but don't.
I don't want you to give up on that,
because a lot of people start things
and because they can't do it, they'll quit.
No, I'm not going to give up.
Yeah, but don't quit.
I'll be genuinely playing it every single day.
Who's that?
Hi, Yonah.
Oh, your chat is so cute.
They're sending cute high faces.
Oh
Holy shit
Man
Ah man
How's your ants everywhere
Yes, I am.
Oh, so mature that you love God.
I love God, yes.
I'm going to start singing your gospel songs.
OK.
Do you want to sing your gospel songs?
I know, I know.
Do you want to sing your prayers?
You're done.
All right, you want to go outside?
Yeah.
Lacey, let's go outside, bro.
You're so anchor-rages, so look at those people's faces.
My God, it's going to be dull for safest.
I am living to save it.
OK.
Damn.
We really made it, Yana.
That's crazy.
Wait.
Is she dead?
You know, can I tell you something?
What?
If I am to become greatness, or bigger than what I am today,
and I get to, and I get rich, you know?
Yeah.
You know what I'm going to do?
What do you mean get rich?
I get rich.
OK.
I'm going to help all my friends and stuff.
Yeah.
I already left all my day one.
Why?
Guys, how do you think I got here?
Aw, I wouldn't do that.
So you're gonna come back at home?
They're the reason you are what you are.
Nah, nah.
And yeah, yeah.
It is true.
I didn't have any friends, so there's no one on my back.
Actually, I didn't have a girlfriend.
Who?
I usually, after high school, I'm not connected to anyone
from my high school at all.
Like, you don't have a best friend at home?
Like, when you think of your best friend, like,
out of streaming, like someone who you tell everything to,
who is it?
Um, I don't know.
Ooh!
No one.
You don't tell anyone?
Well, I mean, like, you don't have a friend.
But that doesn't stream?
Well, it isn't that they don't stream,
but like, I'm saying you don't have a friend
that you tell literally everything to.
the people in this house like these are your best best friends my best best friends
yes okay no from at home no not really you know I got that but you know I bet
them in college all my high school middle school friends kind of grow
apart man also middle school I was standing on the ground I didn't
What are you, that's sad.
I mean, high school COVID happens, so they're just
slowly disconnected from everybody.
What about you?
Have you seen that high school friends?
Yeah, they're my best friends.
Also, I feel like it's good to have
a good mix of people that are tapped in
and people tapped out.
I agree. I think the people tapped out
are just my family.
Okay.
Love friends-wise?
No.
was that when it didn't Toby but you know I don't know not like that like that's
best friend who's Toby my dogs they hold it oh yeah I don't know them yeah
just my sorry yeah but you gotta say ground in a humble yeah if you say
ground in this this you still haven't made it yet you still have another round
to go. I didn't make it yet. No. I haven't seen you. You got it. I want to see like three
different mansions. We haven't made it yet, twins. I was just going to make it. I know we make it. We make it. We make it. When we're rich. And when I say rich, I don't need money. I mean, I mean, when we have people around us and love us and a family, and a goal to take care of our kids and give them a better future and better the earth.
I don't know, yeah. I want to have a kid today every very soon. Not very soon, but like, like, uh, 2012.
You're 22?
I'm 22.
Yeah, you're young. You still got time.
I'm going, I'm going from 1 to 27.
Me too.
Oh, shit.
The fuck? Actually?
Yeah.
27, that's a good, like, 27.
You know what's kind of crazy?
Our kids probably growing up right next to each other, house next to house,
and then my kid's gonna go outside, he's gonna say,
Hey, little Jason, and your son's gonna go,
Me how yeah, my son would literally choke slam your kid until he fucking protect purple and dies
In GTA though, because obviously my kid would never do that. I would I would I would yeah
Yeah, the future is very bright. You know, we should all do though. We should all get houses right next to each other
So our kids grow up friends
That one that one's like a dream dream
Are you going back to Vietnam what like when you're a family you're going back to Vietnam
you're saying?
No, I'm not.
I don't know.
Are you going back to Arlington?
Well, family?
I don't know.
I like it out here.
What?
You never know.
Somebody want to go back to where they're from.
Where they have kids.
Arlington?
They might.
Wait, I feel like Arlington is very quiet.
I've been there.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I used to have an egg out there.
When did you go to the egg?
Like a...
You had a boyfriend and an ag?
I did. He was actually very, like, we were best friends.
He was very emotionally intelligent. I will say that.
The people down there seemed a little bit smart.
Yeah, no. Everybody in Allington, I mean, great people come out of Allington.
Kay Cunningham, Jason Nguyen, Miles Turner, um, takeay.
Not maybe not great people, but like takeay came out of Allington.
Great people? Wasn't he in jail?
No, he, y'all, not great people, but like, you know,
he makes some tough songs and stuff.
Bitch, I did a race that one, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You look like the penguin from Batman.
Like, we're having a serious conversation
and y'all could never be serious for a second, bro.
Y'all, where do you wanna have kids and something?
Yeah, what place?
Um, I don't know.
I like to not think about that.
Yeah, that's the thing about me.
Cause then I don't put a time limit on myself.
Tell the masses girl on me brother. It's quiet and peaceful, right? It is L.A. is right across the street. Basically
I mean listen
Hey, he's right there. Oh my god, but when I'm older I swear to God. Do you think about the future?
Because I don't
Never? No, I feel like thinking about the future got me where I am today because I'm always thinking about the next step
I'm never comfortable where I'm at
Well, that's just I don't do that
I just go day by day and I said I say shit that I don't believe in
So basically, it's a blessing life.
I'm dead ass about a blessing life.
I'm literally doing it day by day.
Real life, day by day.
Whoa!
How the fuck did Moon move?
Ahem.
It's cold.
Can we go inside?
But you wanted to go outside.
But I thought it was going to be sunny.
And now I don't have the jacket.
Is it bad to think about just living life day by day?
No.
Some people have a different way of life.
I think if you, if you like envision the future or not envision, but like focus too hard on a past or future, that creates
Troubles and anxieties.
I've got to make it and this isn't enough for me. I got to go further.
But what's enough?
Enough is when I feel like there's just so much I want you to die in.
But that's the thing that people come become complacent.
Well, I want to...
If there's never a fucking ceiling.
Yeah.
Once you reach your goal, there's gonna be another one.
Humans, that's how humans work.
So you gotta be content with what you have in life
because how, you're just working, right?
19.
So, you're...
I said 20 in November.
Exactly.
So, the average 19-year-old is doing what?
Bollying, fucking college.
Yeah, but I still have very, very high expectation
for myself. That's how that's how you just because what happens you know. I'm curious
to hear what you have to say. Listen I used to think like that too. I always have conversations
like this with streamers I'm very curious like what do you like. I used to think like
that too I used to be like yeah I got it I got it. But you your job is not finished yet.
You're not gonna tell me to. You could be doing anything.
He has that sense.
Huh? I do have that sense, yeah.
Well, yeah.
You could be, you could be destined for great things,
but let destiny come to you.
You know what I mean? That's how I think.
You're just saying that I like to live by.
Huh?
Spell destiny.
E-E-S-T-I-N, what?
So think about it, we just spelled it.
Think about it.
S-T-I, if you need more.
You're thinking about destiny too much.
Just live life.
I did that, I did that.
You did that.
You took my sentence and you didn't get it.
Don't think about it.
You took my life.
You don't gotta think about destiny.
You did.
You just gotta enjoy life.
You took my fucking word sentence
and you flipped it and you just went around.
You know what I mean?
But yeah.
That's how I think.
Sir, do you wanna be the greatest or no?
Of course.
Of course.
You live day by day, but you still plan during your day.
Well, here's the thing, here's the real question, you say that you want to be the greatest,
but you can be the greatest at different things.
No, you can't, everyone's getting it.
So it depends what you want to be the greatest at.
Like me, I want to be the greatest father.
That's my goal, that's my main goal in life, is to be the greatest father and the greatest husband.
When did that happen?
That's always been my goal.
I feel like that's the point of life.
to be a father and to be to raise your kids correctly to where you have people
that can carry on your legacy and carry on your foundation.
Oh, that's actually fire. What's a father?
Right here. What's the question?
what do you want to achieve? Literally everything I'm good at I want to take a
step further like singing is just singing like how can you make that better or
tap dancing is just tap dancing there's so many more ways to make it better or
acting just acting yeah like once people can just know that you do it it's like
okay and like you just gotta I think about it in a way where it's like I want
to take this and make it like you want to take what you're doing right now and
And it takes it to a whole other level.
Yeah, me too.
That's what I think.
That's where I see great instances.
But what about you?
Literally take what I'm doing and try to, yeah,
just keep stepping up towards being the best version of myself.
I love that.
Here you go.
That was sweet.
And then Lacey is giving me the best part.
I don't think you will, Lacey.
Don't be a good dad, man.
Don't be a good dad.
Because sometimes I sit there and I think,
I want to be 45.
Let's say you do achieve that goal.
And you, Fujimori, let's say you do achieve that goal
of being the biggest, of being the best.
I don't know if that's what I want to...
That's my point.
I don't know if I want to...
Even if you put your mind to it and you put that work in it and you do achieve that goal
I feel like for the rest of your life, and that's who you are
Like imagine being 45 and you can't go to dinner with your family
It just depends on the way you want to be the best there like you said. Yeah, I actually I want to be the greatest Chester
You'll be the greatest Chester. That's my goal
What was greatest Chester?
Fuck
I'm going to be the world's greatest cook.
You didn't warn me after you cooked in the kitchen just now.
Maybe we're so different when we're singing.
Well, that's what I learned.
Yeah, that's right.
It's not that bad, bro.
Wow.
It's fire.
This is great.
This is great now.
This is amazing.
Why is this sweet?
He's making us laugh.
Come on.
He's a laugh.
He's being a jester.
Come on.
Yo, you have a hat.
You have a hat.
What?
A hat?
I'll be dead in a second.
Nah, it's just a scene.
Yeah.
I'll say you're talking about having a really cool conversation about my life.
And I look at my chat and I see people re-tweeting gross feeds higher than his expectations.
And that shit just pisses me off. I need a hat.
Be nice guys. They're only talking to you like that because you allow them to do that.
If you're going to put your foot down too, thank you bro.
I got some beer.
see now you look like you got a fucking straight zero on the side of your head
though because the hat that has blocking your fade bro
let me see
bro yeah
see now you don't have a fucking fade on the side of your head
It looks fine.
Man.
Are fades not in anymore?
I told you, drop fades, bro.
I told you fades, that was the whole thing.
You don't get fades anymore.
I'm not.
You don't get fades anymore.
It's 2020, we don't get fades anymore.
Yes, people do.
Let's just cap.
No.
Not skin face?
How are you feeling?
I'm good.
I feel happy. How about you?
If there was a question you could ask,
I don't fucking know where I put that actually.
What would you all tell your younger selves today?
Oh, that's a classic one.
I'd probably be like,
Um
Fuck around more I'd be like
Mess up
No, but when I was a kid like I had a very strict life
Oh, I was reading a lot of books. I was scared to like getting trouble and shit
Okay question for you young
If you could go back in time and leave me yourself.
Okay, sure.
Stop opening the staff chapter if you don't look ugly, I mean only a little bit smaller.
I'm already big ears.
It's how insecure you're made.
Anyways, Yana.
Yana and Lacy.
Stop looking at your chat, have a conversation with us, bro.
Yeah, sevens are real, I think it's one.
Listen, imagine.
You suddenly wake up and you time travel back to the past.
Okay.
And you see Hitler as a baby.
And you have a gun in your eye.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Are you killing Hitler?
No, don't do it, don't do it.
I swear you asked him to say not to do not just this is a very like
Sophisticated
Because if you shoot
This is what I would do I would get okay. Yeah, I'll stop
Thanks, but you did especially okay
You guys would really change something in the past if I went back in the past and I saw my younger self
I would not say a thing if I saw my younger self. I just be like
But I could change things if I probably tell myself to work out more
But even that small thing could change things. I wouldn't tell my younger self the thing
I would want to be right where I am. I'm not like you were fat or you wouldn't be here facts
So you see the only thing that happened in my life was media fat
Okay, what if I went back, what if I went back to time and told myself not to do my grandma's those headphones, huh?
What if I went back to time and stopped my grandma from having a heart attack?
What if I went back to time and stopped my uncle from touching me as a kid?
Hmm?
Oh, sorry that that happened to you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's not good to-
Well, let me tell you, everything happens for a reason, bro.
Wait.
God, oh God.
Can you just say-
No.
So my uncle thought he had a good reason.
Bro, did that traumatize you?
No.
So I'm trying to fake trauma, bro.
I understand it was trauma.
You know what's trauma?
You know what's trauma?
Huh?
Waking up and not knowing if I was going to win at the end of the day.
That's fucking trauma.
We all have that.
And not being able to fucking eat good food ever seen again. That's trauma almost Arlington, Texas. That's fucking trauma
alright
That is fucking trauma. You know nothing about that from every Pennsylvania
Arlington take it go my my my own you have fucking sidewalks. I didn't have a home son
You don't know eating ice. I didn't have ice. I eat sleep for dinner. I was so hungry
I just put my head on a pillow and said that's a fucking lie, dude
Talk about, talk about, yes I was gonna be on your roof
I at least you had a roof
Son, I had snow falling in my sleeping bag
It's more shade
Where you from?
Iraq, Virginia, oh sweet, sweet one, Carolina, it's a big country. I'm from
Wellington, Texas. Right now it's pretty alright, you know, we got the 18-t
state, we got stitch flags, and we got a decent Halloween. That's cool. Yeah, but I
just got to occasionally come back so I can stay the city every once in a while
like that. You know every, for all my girls out there, have you all ever been with a guy that
always says I gotta go save the city and there's something about it like every single big egg
right? You know like well it's not like when I think every guy does this thing where like he's
like I'm going to see if he's like or no she says okay I'm going to see if he's like I'm not because
I gotta say it's just something that every guy does I don't know why they do it or don't I like
for they'll basically role play that they're like Batman and Spider-Man I think that every guy has
done that and their text messages. And this is for the ladies. Ladies, do y'all know what I'm talking about?
Yes, see, it's relatable. All the girls know. That's not a bad thing.
I'm just saying, I generally have to say the cities.
See, every guy does that.
All the girls in my town are saying the cities.
Yeah, no, every guy's done that where they're like, because she's like, I'm done.
So I guess every person that's trying to do that.
And then he's like, I'm going to bed today. And then he's like,
girl, who know what that says. And they think it's like a joke, but it's really like,
Every single guy like it happens. Yeah, do you know the girls?
Yeah, no they get it but I gotta put my cake long see every guy said that check
Do you know I'm not seeing a repeat attack over here? No, hey
People do that. I was just curious cuz
Whenever you go with the
Or like when y'all first started texting, whenever she would go to bed, would you say I got to go save the city or something like that?
No, I would just order a heating pad and say help your period gets better.
That's all right.
That's all right, guys.
That's all right.
That's some real shit.
That's some real shit.
That's what I was curious.
There's a copy and paste.
I know it, guys.
That's what I was curious.
Hmm.
That's tough.
That's tough.
If you could make one thing disappear, where would you make it disappear?
Any person or a friend?
Your person? Wait, you have...
Yeah.
You think I'm joking about this a decision?
You're still honest? I mean...
Look at my fucking superhero cape.
That's it. That's a real fucking cape.
That probably is.
She's a real fucking cape.
She's gonna be sitting here.
You didn't hate them for your animal fun?
What did we do to it?
What did we do to it?
I don't know, bro.
This is how they treat animals and people, by the way.
Just content and line their pockets.
It's a sickness.
That was Jason, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
No, let's hate fun zoos then.
Let's hate fun fucking zoos, bro.
What are you actually saying, dude?
Bro, those animals, they probably had the time of their life.
We outside, we fed them, we were hanging out.
We were hanging out with them giving them attention. That's what animals want. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I guarantee you that guy fucking eats bacon
They're gonna do that guy eats fucking burgers. This is performative on God. I should like for my bro. This is all performative, bro
But you can't
Isn't that, isn't that like what their company is? Is a mobile petting zoo?
Yes!
That's like the point of the company.
So, Goldhaven, I'm the fucking company, bro!
They're right, bro. Those animals we better off letting sit wild.
Do you have another man's accomplishment on your arm?
What are you talking about?
Poof!
So should we do a slapbox turn the mirror?
Yo, you're chat funny, isn't it?
Well, at least these joker pants are Young LA and you're not a sponsor, are you?
So thank you.
Thank you.
Love yous, man.
Hey, you rocking that Young LA, man.
So, you know, like...
You got flit, don't you?
Dots?
Dots on what?
Just dots.
Like, it's cool to be fun.
No, then I'm just thinking.
About?
I don't know.
I'm just livin', I was just reading chat for a minute.
Yeah, you got any thoughts?
A lot.
A lot.
Like shower ones.
Like what?
Like shower ones.
Shower?
Like shower thoughts.
You know me?
Like, like, shower thoughts is like, um, what if, what if we were able to like
gain the ability I got nothing I got absolutely nothing you know I was gonna
say super proud but are you asking like probably a million times let me got
lacy really just check on the fat ass and I'm gonna make up the thought that we
have to go to sleep at night and stay awake in the day like who made up the
system or like the school system too I'm always curious like why do we have to go
school and learn for an hour. Like I don't get it. Like who made the math to learn?
They were like, oh these kids are gonna learn so much if they go to school.
That is the fucking chicken and the egg type of question. Yeah, so I get curious a lot about
learning like that. Yeah, that's the thing. Like who started documenting history? The first
person that did that, imagine what happened before that there was never any
any document. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like there was nothing. So you never know. Like there could be some crazy shit that we just don't
know about and let's talk about the ocean you know what I mean yeah the ocean
got the deep blue water kind of scares me like there's only like we probably
only discovered like 90% wait 10% of the ocean and we go to the deep deep deep
waters of the ocean there could be fucking like deep water secretions we
know what you know about you know what it's so fun
he's trying to gain me
I don't know
yo giggle dicks bro what are you talking about bro
I'm talking about shit
I'm talking about the laugh
why
I'm good I'm good
nah y'all keep talking about the shit
can't be thoughts
about what?
what is it about?
there's anything
Oh, thank you, uh, Sky Water for the tin!
Sky Water?
Yeah, uh, I met him yesterday.
Thank you so much!
That's far.
What the fuck are you laughing at, bro?
I want to laugh.
No, it's not gonna be funny.
I don't know why I'm so funny.
What is the funny?
What is the funny?
No, it was just a big mess I saw.
What was it?
Nothing.
It's stupid.
OK, say it.
I want to laugh.
So I said, I have to pay you to laugh the big behind.
I just made me laugh for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's all I'm trying on to laugh.
It's not even funny.
It's stupid.
That's pretty funny, I don't know.
Would you guys rather be able to explore 100% of space or 100% of the ocean?
100% of space.
Space.
Space.
Because they're going to be aliens.
They're going to be aliens we don't even know about, you know what I mean?
I would say, I would do the ocean.
I think the ocean is the same as space.
I want to go to space all the time.
I think there's a new life in the ocean.
I want to go to space all the time, that one's done it.
It turns like a million dollars though.
You need to put steaks on treat?
Did you fucking yawning? Watch out, you deadass man.
You're gonna yomper and just end your sugar.
Yeah, just talk, animal.
Oh my god, bro. Fuck me.
What happened?
I'm not gonna lie, I just farted and I should stink like shit.
But, um...
I'm probably gonna fucking
What and like a deep buff is hitting me right now and I look you overworked today
You're walking out. Yeah
Okay
What about y'all what do you want to do
Whatever brother you go do whatever
I'm with whatever I'm for the team for the game.
What about you?
I don't know, I still have like energy, but you can really get him whatever.
If everybody's tired?
Hmm, just mattering around, just mattering around, better than me.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna click links
No, what are you gonna do this cop? You know cops are gone in two days. I don't know where do my reactions at
Maybe make after fucking content
I have to react for at least an hour before street. Maybe not click links. Maybe maybe stop
I have to react to clips and videos for at least an hour before I get into the actual content of my street
wait actually
Wait a minute, we can just click links. Keep clicking links. I'm gonna keep clicking links. What are your links?
All right, well I'm gonna go take links
You can't have more, bro.
Wayana.
No, you want to sing the next bit.
Huh?
Yeah, but you didn't just.
Oh.
It's coconut water, good for you.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Is it good for you?
Yeah, actually make sure you blow
Oh my god, I just y'all
Wait, y'all know you want to see the national anthem
Not you
But I should be able to do it what what time is it?
probably like
six or seven
like no more stuff
I was actually got a 17k banger on your head
Yep, hey, what is it about the fucking?
Wait
What is this camera? Is this the guy that abuse animals for content?
Oh
That's it y'all should be. Not bad on 17k. What's your biggest hate bar?
My biggest hate bar? You got a big hate bar.
Can I say it? Uh, how long does it take me to talk about you?
Ever again. Ever.
Your biggest hate bar? Yeah. I'm not a lie hate bar myself.
You hate bar yourself? Yeah.
What are you doing, dude?
Nah, I was just talking about some shit.
I had no idea about trying to film a clip with an idiot.
And then, um...
Inns? Oh, yeah.
Where are your DoorDash ones? I don't know.
The DoorDash ones are pretty big.
Well, I still don't think I did anything wrong with them.
No, you didn't do shit.
I was, um...
I was...
More than my biggest hate-vomit-jaddy cake-mop shit?
Oh, 100%.
Wait, yours was what?
Yeah, remember mine?
Sorry.
My hinge clip?
That wasn't even bad.
Oh.
That wasn't even good.
I don't have a clue.
We're getting bigger hay farms in 2026.
Have you got one?
Oh my god, yes, I get a hay farm every fucking week.
Yeah, I'm not the only one who likes to do that, but you...
Every week I go out on Twitter.
Uh-huh.
Well, like, you also don't understand, it's basically, you're walking on eggshells, no matter what, now.
So if you decide to walk on the eggshells, you're gonna step on them.
Am I trippin' or is it like, streamers are...
Streamers, all streamers...
...are easily hay farm.
Yeah.
It's just Twitter in general.
Twitter is turned in if you look even like I've noticed because I have a lot of NBA Twitter on my for you on my Twitter free page
Even like NBA Twitter. It's just negativity to come Twitter is literally just it's full
Negative and just hate now. That's all it is
Even positive stuff you see on Twitter if you look in our lives, it's all negative
That's how it is
Call me that person
Like to talk like
Instagram Instagram no fucking way at all
Yeah, you do to that you do genuinely just nice promise
Instagram is bad, Instagram is definitely, you know what Instagram is? Instagram is racist.
If you look at Instagram comics, they're racist.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Yes, exactly.
Like, reels,
TikTok,
it depends on TikTok.
TikTok can be bad.
It just depends.
But I feel like TikTok's more trolled, or it's just more like idiots.
Twitter's actually genuinely just hating for engagement.
But yeah, Twitter, you scroll, the only thing that gets lice is hate.
I guess that system will settle.
Who's like the two biggest boxers at your boxing match, is it early just, probably Lacey,
I'm me and Alex Hussabi and Savna.
Well, I guess we're gonna go water.
We're gonna go college.
I...
Baylash, Baylash, Baylash, Baylash, Baylash, Baylash, Baylash.
Comment on any Jason and me TikTok as hell?
That ass?
Who are that man?
Check DMs?
Oh shit chat.
Who are you being responded to me?
One.
One, bro.
Just any day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just any day.
Not bad.
One out of 100 bro.
Hey!
Long ass shower.
So what do I say now?
So, so now what, man?
Stream?
Get it.
Okay, okay.
What would I do, though?
What would I do then?
Style swap Maybach Monday.
Alright, well...
Let's click on links, boys.
Listen,
if you're gonna walk in straight line right now,
on the ground,
and I told you to walk in straight line,
you can do it perfectly, no problem.
Once I put you at this height right here,
on a little bit of a wooden beam,
all of a sudden, when you walk in that same straight line, you live in fear.
Stop living in fear, bro.
You can do anything you want with my head.
That's really my dog bro!
That's good at it!
You guys sound?
Yeah.
Alright. I'm gonna go see guys in the car for a while.
Alright bro.
Alright.
I'll see you in the car.
See ya.
Alright.
so like what made you pursue music
I
Just ask her to collab
bro
Jack
What the fuck would I do?
Like let's just like
I don't want to do FL. I'm beyond YouTube. I'm not trying to fucking make music, but I'm not
I don't know, but I don't want to make that
Maybe I'm Monday. Maybe I'm Monday and then what bro? Maybe I'm Monday do what?
Maybe I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't know anything one other. I don't know much about her
like like like get out of your comfort zone I guess I guess we should I guess
forget to stream how to stream bro
I
Hear at the cool
Bro my god, bro
What the fuck am I watching now?
Huge mail?
Jason starts crashing out at the platform and that's how to oh shit seeing his assistant.
When did I ever say that I never said that I literally never said that no let me see
there you just said that you literally you literally just said that you you just said
it bro so so I guess you're not referring a little bit
what the fuck man no I didn't say nobody name doesn't have people in the house
Oh
The only girl in the crib
You body bro
How much you checking out dudes woes
Look baiting with the fucking captions whoa, whoa
Could be gay like bro, come on
I had a bullshit moment there.
Fuck you man, don't shit that.
Bro, watch the whole clip, you alien freak.
Fuck you.
I'm literally watching the whole fucking clip, bro.
You're literally watching me watch the clip.
You watch the full fucking clip.
Watch the clip.
Fuck you man, don't shit.
Watch the clip.
No more.
We just know I'm very respectful.
Come on, man.
I like this place on your hood.
despite some of the hoods.
Ah.
Wait, who's this?
Between those two girls up here.
Exactly.
Well, hold on, though, tech.
Why was that the first person's silky daughter?
Because that's the only girl in the house.
Why was that the first person's silky daughter?
There was plenty of women in the house.
Now I'm questioning everybody.
Plenty of women in there. Plenty, plenty. Who's in the house, bro? There's nobody in the house.
He's the Flething.
This dude, he has a fucking sex addiction.
What the fuck?
This is why you got your, this is why you got your balls cut off, bro.
Fuck the mood.
Seeing such a thing.
Because you say it yourself.
I'm addicted to sex and weed.
Bro, Chad, I swear, bro, if he niggas you know, bro, that they niggas just talk about your life, bro.
You literally...
What are you saying?
Bro, Max, there's no way.
What's the look on my son?
So you said, oh, shit, was he gonna what?
I didn't say nothing.
Like, what?
J, you chatting, bro?
I'm not saying nothing.
No, I'm not even gonna get to six.
I didn't say nothing, son.
I'm not even gonna get to six.
I'm not even gonna get to six.
I'm not even gonna get to six.
Dang, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
It's never like that, bro.
You can't just appreciate some people's presence.
Like, bro, sometimes I'm chatting.
I gotta appreciate, but stand back, bro.
Back, bro.
I'm gonna be the last of these girls, bro.
Shut up!
Hey, bro, like...
No, that ass is a good ass...
It's a good point, bro. Jason, back up, bro.
Chill.
Chill on what, bro?
Chill on what?
Chill on what, bro?
You chill.
bro no way this you got 800k in precious right
This is your own channel bro, yo this is your own channel bro, oh fuck
Woah. That's like crazy. She's like split down the middle. Holy shit. Say hi. Oh my god,
don't tell me this is slob right now. Oh my god. I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
People don't realize that all this suffering in the world could be ended if we just made
Marlon the God King
I'm thinking about what I never did
It's not bad
I'm gonna get you a little easy
I'll be in your head
But everything is harder
When you're not with me in bed
It's not bad
It's not bad
You need this
Fast and clear
I wasn't supposed to read it.
Fast and clear.
That's when I stopped trying.
It wasn't a decision.
Not something I planned.
I didn't wake up one day and choose to let go.
It just happened.
Slowly.
After too many times of feeling like I was the only one putting in effort, the only one
asking, the only one fixing, the only one trying to keep something alive that kept sleeping
away.
At first I just told myself it was a phase, that these would go back to how they used
to be.
So I stayed patient, gave more chances, made more excuses, tried harder, but nothing changed.
If anything, it became clearer, clearer that I was fighting alone, clearer what I was
voting onto was already gone, and that's when it shifted, not loudly, not dramatically,
just quietly.
I stopped explaining, I stopped reaching out first, I stopped trying to fix things that
weren't mine to fix, and the strangest part, you titted me over this, but maybe you did.
It just didn't matter enough to you.
Matter?
That's what I understood.
It wasn't about trying harder.
It was about knowing when to stop trying at all.
Bro, I can read.
I don't know why you're sending me that shit like I can't read, man.
Come on.
Yeah
This is why you like that song
And world peace
something
shrimp soup
music
soup
Jason thank you for watching my clip Jason
Did you see Jason saw your
Ow, ow, ow!
Ugh.
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
Ouch.
Holy...
What the hell, man?
What the anime character?
Oh, Jason.
You're so sweet.
Jason, thank you for watching my clip, Jason.
Love that I made you smile.
Oh
Fuck no. Oh hell no, bro. Oh
Fuck no. Oh, oh hell no
the fuck
I'm going to the gym
He really made it
We are so bad
What the fuck?
You can actually go, okay?
We will not Mexico?
Villain Taga teaches all these stories of forgiveness and having no enemies.
But what will you say to someone who acknowledges all their mistakes but can't be forgiven?
I will live a life that is honest and honest and kind to people.
I will live a life that is honest and kind to people.
I think I will be able to live a life that is honest and kind to people.
My boss and my homie was playing me on my boss.
So that was terrible.
Only thing I had was...
Scuba, Scuba!
Send this video to someone who thinks mealtime is the perfect moment to unleash...
...genuine slap.
i just get so
Oh
My fucking god
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
You're fighting style rinks of arrogance. Ego infectious of rinks of rinks.
Oh my fucking ass.
You think you're entitled to greatness.
Heh. That's supposed to be insulting. You say you're an arithmetian.
Here's all the dicks I've seen in high school one is a special ed niggas so his ass was
trying to do a Steph Curry shots on the euro he's standing all the way back against the
opposite wall trying to pee in the shit so I seen his dick not on purpose but this fat
ass didn't know how to control himself that's one that's numero uno dick.
two back in middle school is my man shout out to brother not gonna say his name
cuz I seen his wee wee he was stroking his meat I looked through the crack of
the bathroom stall cuz I couldn't believe what was going on I couldn't
believe it but I shouldn't have did that bro so that's just too good I mean
yeah it's not a ton shadow to the homie bro shadow to the homie bro nice
Vietnam was the reverse lottery, bro. They pulled your name. That was a death sentence
Like being in Vietnam
Kind of been one of the scariest fucking things
Imagine being in the jungle, bro. You're
Freshly 19 right out of high school, bro
They send your ass all the way across the world and you're literally watching your fucking friends explode
And you hear this in the jungles
Defect, D.I.
It is a very good idea to leave a thinking ship
And you're covered in dirt after friends or dad
They lie to you, D.I.
You know you cannot win this war
And you're there for no reason to
You're fighting against communism
Like, you're not even fighting for like
Oh, the betterment of like
The Jewish people or something
Like you're literally just going into Vietnam
Vietnam because your government sending you you would come back and there were instances were like the soldiers retreat like shit
And they didn't even like like it wasn't like they praised you when they came back like World War two is so different
Vietnam
Yeah, that's just scary man
I remember growing up and my dad would just be on the couch watching like the Vietnam War documentaries and I never understood it
they're looking back like
He was like just witness. He was just watching what was happening to his country
And what was happening in his country
Crazy, that's just scary man. Did your dad fight in the war?
No, no, he was like, um, he was like growing up
I grew up in the war, but he would go to school and see people's heads on spikes.
Appreciate the five out of service.
Can I send me a fucking Instagram link, man?
Girl, what you packing? I got 20 20 fish. I'm sorry
Hey girl, we made it ahead
Thanks big city bitch
Girl, what the fuck are you winning?
I don't fucking game is this man
bitch I thought you're my fucking radio oh my god why is there so many ants on my fucking table
what I said what the fuck
bro where are you going
Oh my God!
Say boom-boom-boom-boom.
Chop.
Woo!
Skip.
Alright.
Shall I play that again, Chef?
I
Man follows you the fuck that's why
Have you met Jason yet, it's sorry
Yeah
Why are there so many ants on my fucking table this is disgusting oh my god where is this
f***ing ant infestation coming from bro look at this shit I'm trying to kill all the
where's my raid
I'm sorry.
Silky left.
Ruffle.
What the fuck?
What's what I don't mean, man?
Shut up!
He's very nice.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
these fish are for pets not for food you understand I'm not gonna sell it to you
if you're gonna eat it absolutely not these are for pets not for food
God, how do a pet store can eat the pets?
I'll back to your country
You walk here?
You walk here?
Yes
Okay, the fish
Okay, got five of them
Is everything good?
This is good, this is good
This is the restriction for these
So for these guys to go and see the tank, you're just gonna float the bag and your tank for about 15 minutes
And then they should be good to release. This is no tank, no half. You don't have a tank? No.
Oh, okay. Then where are you putting them? This is me eating these. Eating them? Yes.
I probably wouldn't eat them. They have chemicals both from where they come from and when they're here.
How long do these cook? Me cook these alone.
We can eat them, they have chemicals in them.
American, you listen, your ears work.
This is food.
My country eat fish.
Yes, we eat fish here too.
Fish speaks.
But not we eat different fish.
A fish is a fish.
but I'm gonna play this it for you to do it do what
uh but we working on it bro why why you can't go up
I just like but yeah I'm gonna
generally would you start crying if one of your loved ones is on that boat that
comes to save you on the last day yeah but
He's genuinely going through something yeah, but I was trying to survive
Obviously though, the way he acts drunk easily shows something's up, so this is his way of
getting away and regrouping himself.
What the fuck is this button?
Oh, hell nah!
Oh, fuck no.
What the fuck?
Nah, bro. This is really 2026, man.
So these are the type of weapons World War 3 better have, bruh?
Bro, just, yeah, this is like some fucking zombie shit.
You made that ages ago?
Oh, I don't know. Oh, fuck no, bro.
That's insane.
Bro, you would actually just fucking instantly die getting shot by that.
Oh my god.
I should, bro.
Yeah.
Is this the next line?
Are you live?
Yeah!
Is this the line?
Please be so genuine!
Life is your experience of basketball you played it before!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
That's good tiktok bro came a lot of y'all man, but me and me and jenny really locked in we locked in we locked in
Oh
Oh
What are you sitting here watching?
Oh my God, bro.
We are sitting here watching.
What are you watching?
Bro, why are you sneaking up on me?
Who is this? Why are you watching her?
I'm clicking links, bro.
I'm clicking links.
He's gonna go like, yeah, nah.
You're like...
Bro!
You're sick.
Bro, no, bro.
You took a lot.
In the link click you're not even you're not even mad that you're sitting here doing this, but you're mad if you got caught
I'm not mad at all. I'm just like bro
See you're judging me bro like
Oh
I'm coming to your room and you're sitting here watching a girl shake her ass and dance.
She's not gonna do that.
She's not gonna do that.
She's not gonna do that.
She's not gonna do that.
She's not gonna do that.
Well, you say it like that, yet, if you say it like that, then yes, that was weird.
But I was just like, the song was hitting.
So I was just hit on emo, bro.
I was just like, when you get started, when you hear Pops Mold, bro.
Nah, but I'm not sitting here on my PC, sitting here doing clicks and shit like that, so I
get my nose I'm not doing off though yeah I didn't say any of that I didn't
say any of that bro that's a loser ass kid I don't know man no no I've been
bro I've been from mad shit I had a zoom in the backyard and I got a fucking
17k bangin off of the zoo bear so in bits investment paid off but it was a
Oh, there's no way that's a good me. Yeah
Yeah, that's what's a great animal that's not your to your house you should have some of the max of payments
Come on my god. It was a petting zoo company
And y'all says she wanted to go to a petting zoo so I bring the petting zoo to the
I just want to fuck away on you gonna give it to her
well
I'm gonna put us in we got take her to the fucking zoo
So what's the difference from the zoo in the backyard and zoo at a zoo?
um maybe because but they view at the zoo is they actually try to imitate their habitat so they can at least be
somewhat comfortable me personally and days they any any me personally
You asked me a question
You asked me a question, I feel like it's common knowledge
Like if you have a fucking brain
Okay, okay, it's cool
Do you eat meat?
Do you eat meat? It's not fucking meat, I'm a co-op
Okay then, bro, stop talking about the performance
Stop being performative, bro
Stop being performative, bro
How lion eats meat, too
How killer whales are at the top of their apex predators
And they eat meat, too, gang
That has nothing to do with nothing
I'm not fucking omnibus, right?
Yeah, so do I bro. So do I bro. I guess what it was when I picked the fucking pig
I bet animals spoke to it softly
Where have you seen
Huh? Where have you seen
I didn't bring a fucking penguin
I brought a pig
Okay, where do you see pigs are in pig pens?
Are they our forms of pig pens?
You brought pigs and what?
I brought a fucking
And a pocket and a goat
It's fine. Fuck it. Fuck it.
Cause I want you to hate for it.
Like, I don't want you to hate for it.
I'm just trying to understand.
So you don't say that after you fucking do it?
No, I'm like, if I try to, if I keep trying to help you understand, you're going to just keep arguing about it.
You're just a brother, you're a man defensive, you're not even trying to understand.
You're just a defensive, sore fucking fuck.
And you're doing a deep, deep...
I just came over there to get some fucking deep open pills.
What is this?
No, you didn't have that shit
One of people that same car
No, you want to be like that?
like that
Why
Alright, let's go. I hold the camera, come on.
Bro, no, I'm not trying to go out of my room, bro.
Nigga, why is there a mad fucking spit and fucking saliva on me?
I sprayed, like, cleaner fluid because there's ants on my desk.
How are you guys already manifesting this shit?
I have an open room. How are you guys manifesting this shit?
That's not how you use the word manifest, retard.
You're right. You're right. You're right.
You're right.
What?
Well, that actually is not right because manifestation has multiple meanings.
So, you're actually wrong. You're actually wrong.
You're actually wrong.
I remember I actually remember
so
Manifest
Okay, go at the fucking school
You're not all the spelling is already wax you already watch you in spelling beat better nigga
Your English class is my shit
Oh
Why do you want to be blow so bad?
Oh
That's cuz then I gotta go upstairs and go back downstairs and
My coat
Hey, the camera, go to your room and don't fucking add her.
How's that?
Follow her.
Yeah, I better check.
I told you I'm on the fucking camera for you.
They're gonna give me a paper. I got you.
Wait, hold my shit, man.
Huh? What?
It's not clear. You fucking...
Oh, nice, man.
This guy's about to call me a fucking animal, usually.
God damn, man!
I'm glad you know me, nigga.
I'm watching you, bro, boys.
And just look at that.
Yo, I hate you, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
Hey, my bro.
I only got Wi-Fi, man.
How you doing, Papa?
It's low bit rate, bro.
No, it looks like we can't make it, bro.
No, we can't.
It's 1k bit rate. What it's 1k bit rate. We can't make it
It's 1k bit rate we can't make it so let's say 2.8 and it's good now. I'm looking at it. It's a 3.4 knock. Oh, good boy
Hey, stop on me. Good. I'm not playing with you
You Swiss how do you know you Swiss?
Wait a minute wait a minute wait
Wait a minute, where's your box? I don't think we can leave that shit.
What?
Where's your box? I don't think we can leave it.
My box? Yeah.
Which box?
For the Wafa.
It's right there.
Yeah, gang.
Yes, we can.
Go, gang.
Where's the light even for us?
No, no, no, no. That's it. That's it.
Don't be ready.
Uh, bro.
But we're good, man. Trust. We're good.
Bro, it's going...
It's a one game right now.
No, fuck it.
Fuck it. All right. I feel like it'd be better on your actual data
Did you say use the data fuck you oh
Yo, do you mind if I watch this on my face? I didn't supposed to watch it over my life
Do you mind if I watch this on my face?
I can't watch it on my face
Are you trolling me right now?
Who the fuck is that?
Oh, we're bobbing, Nate.
Yo, come on, bro.
All right, buddy, go watch your face, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Come on.
Let's go.
Yo!
Chill, bro.
Chill, bro.
You got the move happening today.
Bobbing, because you got farmed, you got farmed,
because you brought the whole farm.
See what I did there?
Yeah.
Woo!
I just saw this nigga's chop.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, my god.
Come on, Bob Minnells.
Oh, wait, wait, we can go to your bathroom.
It doesn't matter.
Come on, Bob Minnells.
Everybody, let's go.
My room is upstairs.
No, I'm saying.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Let me let me let me just write something off
Back up back up. What?
I said the line last thing right now no, I'm not last thing bruh
It's just like
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
It's like that
Alright watch me fucking face you
I'll just shoot it bro
I
See getting your nose
No, it's like that
What'd you do today? Huh? What'd you do that? What I knew?
I'm just
I mean, maybe you open your fucking eyes and use the mirror
Yo, bro
Hi, bro, yeah, I cuz
But you got raiser mums game
I don't know about pores
I'm traveling when you open up your pores
It's gonna sell
Here you go
No
I don't want to stop talking
I don't want to do that
Stop talking to me like that
Before I should get critical
Wait, actually
No, no, no, bro, I'm not told but I get as infrease. I'm a lot. I had to get like
Okay, come on come on, bro
What is it?
Yeah, this has a bomb on it.
Yuck!
This feels good.
Nice.
Everyone's got some.
What are you talking about?
Yo! Yo! This shit is okay man, it's better than this shit.
Yo, why don't we do that live final?
We had a live final this year.
What?
Wait.
Live final.
We're back. We're back boys. We just need to be upstairs.
Oh, thank you.
Oh my god, I almost called you the hard hard.
No, I had the last one was dead.
Oh wait, so you have like the whole box. How much is that?
What is that?
Nah, you're the biniest right now.
I'm talking about five.
Five what?
Five K.
Oh yeah.
Come on bro.
Okay.
Wait, no, but I'm saying like,
where do I buy these boxers on?
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
This carpet is so clean.
I don't wanna step on it.
Oh my God, is this what you do at work?
Nice.
Nice, bro.
So you get up, you pull on your headphones,
and you sit here like this,
and you type it and shit.
That's so hard do that at night. Oh, you do that night. Do you have a flosser? Yeah
I do can you go use it why cuz I don't I see your last three meals in your teeth
Yeah, no, I did you're projecting on I'm not projecting. So you came on
Take the fucking I'm gonna take the T-boat. Well, I'm just letting you know what it is
Okay, I'm not gonna floss. No, I have another meal that I'm gonna eat after stream
Damn, what number is this?
This is my second meal.
Oh, actually, third.
No, OK.
And how many meals did you take from everybody else today?
None.
Really?
I made pizza in the kitchen if you want.
I don't want that shit.
I got that shit out of your ass.
That shit is trash.
It should look like resident evil food.
There's a good ass there, but I don't know this one no more.
I'm not alive.
This is actually not a bomb no more.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, is he laughing?
Cause he don't know what's right.
No, no, no, that's more general, right?
That's more general.
Okay, so.
Why are you laughing?
Did you wear this to me when you was with the pets?
Look at the animals.
Did you put on your hoops?
No, I didn't.
Oh, shit.
Nice.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Oh, that would have been super hard.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
but I'm not alive being a cameraman is actually so fun cuz it's like I get to
look at your eyes
Oh, I don't know what the voice I told you is.
Yo.
That's my little cameraman, y'all.
It's always been, it's been, it's been raining not like,
it's been raining not really good right now.
How you doing?
Hey, Twain.
Well, we locked in, so I didn't come home.
No!
Beacons, no bee.
You're a bad one.
You look up to him.
So what the heck?
I haven't been meaning, I haven't been meaning to have a mean
word with you.
No, wait.
I'm only allowed to carry this camera for the next minute
so you have to be like really, really quick.
Why did you make fun of my jeans?
You made fun of my jeans.
I don't fuck with me.
You made fun of my jeans.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did!
I said they were Balenci, that's hard.
Why did you have Balenci?
You said why the fuck did you jeans look like that?
No, I said those are Balenci, them sits as hard.
Tell them what else you said you were gonna say.
What was I gonna say?
Oh, how was your day?
No, I was...
That was what I was gonna say.
You want to call him?
Huh?
No one ever said that!
You want to call me a bad name?
No, I'm not saying that.
You want to see my- I'm not that little bitch ass!
No, I did not say that.
She don't say your name. She don't say that girl.
No, she don't say it.
She don't say that girl.
I don't say that.
She doesn't.
No, I wasn't going to say that.
She doesn't.
I was going to ask you about my-
Ah, man.
My head down.
Yeah, go up a little bit, okay?
Okay.
I'm going to see you guys later. You have to be safe, okay?
Bye!
Who's birthday is it?
Is she talking to me?
My birthday was just...
It was my birthday bro
Is she talking to me?
Who's birthday was it?
I don't know bro
Why you look like that?
You look like it hurt
you
you
you
you
you
not bad.
I said, I said, I said, the M.B. on Instagram.
What's up?
I'm 16, bro.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm sexy bro.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Ah man.
That's your funny bro.
Silky real.
I'm sure you will.
Nice little silky bro.
How much are you still making on this thing?
$500,000 a month.
Still?
That's a month.
$500,000 to $600,000.
Wait, this is crazy.
This is a really good day to look like you.
At the end of the day, you're like saying,
that was a really good day.
Like, I'm happy.
That was a fulfilling day.
I think a lot of people like take pride in like building something on like a business or like working to make money
And like I don't know I don't have to do any of that
I just kind of sit here and it like just prints out which would seem nice
How much can I make I'm just gonna make up a fucking
Who by my shit there
That's me, bro, that is me
Tomorrow
Tomorrow, bro, I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't supposed to go a lot of base, so tomorrow I'm
gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take my vitamins. I'm gonna take a day off
I'm actually gonna take a day of NewsterDex
because this chest congestion I sparked today
and I had to quit my spark because I was just so gassed
it was like thought it was actually bad
and when I was playing basketball today like I was gambling
like my camera was like, you know
Which is ask is there like I need stamina
But hey, bro, I love y'all I appreciate all the love
Cuz bro and the day man, that's all that's all that really matters man. That's all that really matters. I
Love y'all man
You know, yes, bro. Sure. I went live today
And kind of fucking hate for him from hell
Um, but Chad, y'all remember when I got fucking 100 million in pressure banger hate hate hate forums last year, bro?
Nobody gives a fuck now
So that's I know, but all this shit. Yeah, I hate bear really doesn't matter
Sorry as long as
The love outweighs it
I
Yeah, I'm standing at the top, that's how low you never see the top
Sierra came parking lot, lookin' like a city parking lot
Hit the tops when I walk by, like you know it's over me
Drop, drop, yeah, and I'm comin' with the wop
Y'all niggas not poppin', fuckin' and she goin' shoppin'
I'm running out of options, yeah, running out of options