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jasontheween

06-04-2026 · 3h 00m

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[00:03:10] lymphatic drain bullshit, my face feels

[00:03:14] de-bloated. Crack head. Happy birthday daddy! Yo chill, it's not my birthday,

[00:03:21] okay? Listen, today is not today, but tomorrow, as you can see

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[00:03:30] June 5th, 1997.

[00:03:34] All right.

[00:03:36] His real birthday is tomorrow.

[00:03:38] Now, tomorrow is the NMS Boxing Press Conference,

[00:03:43] so I will not be home.

[00:03:44] So today, shh.

[00:03:48] You see it in my title.

[00:03:50] Do not tell a dap.

[00:03:52] Do not tell a dap.

[00:03:53] Whatever y'all do, the flock,

[00:03:54] if y'all are in here, do not tell a dap.

[00:03:56] I know, I know, I know, I know.

[00:04:02] Bollish again, go fuck yourself buddy.

[00:04:06] Is he even booting up?

[00:04:10] I don't fucking know bro, but either way he literally is upstairs, you know what I'm saying?

[00:04:15] He literally is upstairs.

[00:04:17] So listen, I'm gonna need y'all's help today because I need to get like little baby gifts,

[00:04:25] Okay, leading up to, because I got his surprise gift ready, bro.

[00:04:29] Like, he's gonna love it. I swear to God, like, I'm gonna blindfold him and it's gonna be fucking perfect.

[00:04:34] Um, I need help with y'all.

[00:04:37] Your mic, what's wrong with my mic?

[00:04:42] Your hair oily as fuck. I mean, that's the first one, bro.

[00:04:46] I mean, that's the first, bro. It's not oily. It's just, wait, I took a shower, buddy.

[00:04:49] Maybe, maybe try taking showers.

[00:04:52] Uh, 30 gifts for turning 30.

[00:04:55] Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

[00:04:57] Ask Rug for advice.

[00:04:59] Let's fucking go.

[00:05:00] We got a calling segment already planned for today.

[00:05:03] Calling segment very soon, y'all.

[00:05:05] Let's get a fucking, bang, you're going in a fucking chat,

[00:05:08] baby, let's go!

[00:05:10] But yeah, we got that today.

[00:05:13] Today will be a shorter stream

[00:05:14] because I got a prep for tomorrow.

[00:05:16] Tomorrow is the press conference.

[00:05:17] I got to go to Long Beach tomorrow.

[00:05:20] And then, yeah, June 6th is Fight Night Chat.

[00:05:24] June 6th is fight night, who's excited?

[00:05:27] NMS Boston 4, I will be fighting Asian Jeff men,

[00:05:33] all the fighters, they flew out, they're here,

[00:05:35] they're ready, got a call from Len earlier,

[00:05:37] like yo bro, you trying to do some shit?

[00:05:39] I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm down, bro, I'm down.

[00:05:43] But upstream, upstream.

[00:05:46] And Secrum just asked if there was mouth gear.

[00:05:51] Mouth pieces.

[00:05:54] She is better get him a vibrator

[00:05:58] What peach jars? I don't know the peach jar situation. I don't think she's here, but she'll be here from the fight very important

[00:06:06] Dude, oh my god. Wow. Wow. I didn't watch it because I don't fake me reactions. Let's watch this

[00:06:15] We should watch this right now Nike apparently

[00:06:17] Nike apparently gathered the fucking Avengers for this World Cup trailer.

[00:06:26] Cap.

[00:06:27] Bro, reacting to an ad?

[00:06:29] This is not just an ad.

[00:06:31] This is culture.

[00:06:32] This is greatness.

[00:06:36] Sponsor me.

[00:06:38] And Bap-a!

[00:06:42] Is this AI?

[00:06:45] This should look like AI.

[00:06:56] How much do you think Nike spent on this commercial?

[00:07:01] 20 million.

[00:07:04] CGI not AI.

[00:07:08] When your head

[00:07:11] 20 million

[00:07:14] CGI not AI I remember all my that's my go right there. That's my go bro

[00:07:19] Fucking look at him. Yeah

[00:07:22] Man United legend right there

[00:07:28] Stop saying Lark bus his name Bruno Fernandez are you fucking like me? Come on. I'm not a fucking bot

[00:07:33] I mean I saw the picture already already

[00:07:49] What is I'm gonna do in this commercial about the World Cup

[00:07:58] Travis Scott

[00:08:03] Oh skims, Holland, great dialogue, Vinnie, Vinnie, where are you going, bro?

[00:08:30] Wow, so swag, bro.

[00:08:40] Wow, bro.

[00:08:45] Who is this?

[00:08:50] No, that's not what I meant.

[00:08:53] That's an extra.

[00:08:56] Oh, what are you eating?

[00:08:58] You, um, React Harder stops playing.

[00:09:05] Jay, yo, man, that's not bad.

[00:09:06] That's not me, that's not me, that's not me, that's not me.

[00:09:10] Vinny's in Fortnite?

[00:09:19] Handball!

[00:09:22] Lisa?

[00:09:25] Bruh, what is Lisa doing in the World Cup?

[00:09:28] I mean, yeah, she did make a song though.

[00:09:30] Why are you picking me up?

[00:09:41] People are saying that Mbappe needs to pass the ball more.

[00:09:43] Well, I think it's a ridiculous thing to say.

[00:09:45] I mean, for me...

[00:09:47] Oh my god.

[00:09:49] Zlatan!

[00:09:51] Let's let them we'll be back

[00:09:56] Let's not playing right chat. That's the let's let's not play it's too old right or is he playing?

[00:10:04] No, okay, I was just asking for a goddamn. Okay, yo, oh my god, like casual brother

[00:10:10] Okay, like damn, bro. I thought he was on this Renault. No shit. Maybe we'll come back. Yo, chill. I know I know

[00:10:18] I was just asking a simple question

[00:10:21] Casual belt oh my god

[00:10:24] the

[00:10:45] Bro Bruno Fernandez is not getting done like that in real life. What the fuck are you fucking kidding me there?

[00:10:54] oh yo yo bro stop tracking my fucking pauses in the chat I'm a streamer I was supposed to pause

[00:11:06] and react like what the fuck is wrong stop counting my pauses why does this watermark

[00:11:14] Yo, I'm not, I'm not.

[00:11:16] You've been a snooker, Sean.

[00:11:17] They said they were five minutes.

[00:11:21] Look at Bruno, bro.

[00:11:23] Oh my god, wow.

[00:11:25] What a pass.

[00:11:26] No?

[00:11:27] Oh yeah.

[00:11:32] Oh my god, look at that fucking man United Legend.

[00:11:39] Lil' Lent.

[00:11:41] What are we doing out there?

[00:11:42] Sorry about that, guys.

[00:11:44] The point that I'm making is that we've

[00:11:47] What the fuck is LeBron doing here, bro?

[00:11:54] Why for you what?

[00:11:59] Nah, bro, they must have put at least like 20 million to this shit cuz what the fuck Christian Ronaldo and LeBron in the same room

[00:12:10] What the fuck?

[00:12:14] The goats goodbye

[00:12:16] Damn, bro. So y'all y'all think it should have been LeBrona messy here or or is this a very fitting image?

[00:12:23] What do y'all think me personally me personally?

[00:12:28] I think should have been LeBrona messy. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I think it should have been LeBrona messy

[00:12:35] Messy Zeditas, I mean, yeah, but like in the goat in the goat like since the goats goodbye. Yeah

[00:12:44] Well, no, for you.

[00:12:45] This is made for you.

[00:12:47] The gold's goodbye.

[00:12:48] I mean, you're both the best.

[00:12:52] God, wait.

[00:12:53] Where'd ever an auto go?

[00:12:56] Guys, notice me on the set.

[00:12:58] Come on.

[00:12:58] Wait, is that?

[00:13:04] Holy fucking Daniels!

[00:13:12] No!

[00:13:14] So it's running into the rig building

[00:13:25] What he fucking dies

[00:13:44] wow nice man wow what the fuck is this ad bro this is not even an ad anymore

[00:13:53] it's just a bunch of people in one area central fucking see I'm confused

[00:14:00] I spent freestyle cool Palmer bro he's not even he is the world cup then right

[00:14:10] He's in the world cup then right yo stop fucking tracking my I just spilled water everywhere, bro. I can't

[00:14:29] No, but we told you this yesterday. Yes, y'all told me copalmer wasn't in the world cup. So why is he in a world cup at?

[00:14:37] Oh my god, I spit it all over my fucking focus right here, oh my god.

[00:14:47] It's a Nike ad, damn, but he's wearing the England jersey.

[00:14:53] I don't know what to do with him.

[00:15:00] I don't know what to do with him.

[00:15:05] I don't know what to do with him.

[00:15:14] Oh

[00:15:18] This was fun, what do y'all shoot?

[00:15:24] Stop counting my pauses, bro

[00:15:36] Run like a buffet

[00:15:44] Who the fuck is that random kid who the fuck nah bro I swear to god if he do's if it's

[00:16:03] the kid that takes the shot I'm gonna be mad bro.

[00:16:12] Why not he do it?

[00:16:16] But Renato if you don't truck his little ass!

[00:16:20] Oh my fucking god.

[00:16:25] So.

[00:16:30] Oh shit!

[00:16:33] Thank God that little kid didn't take the shot, bro.

[00:16:42] Bro, that's good ads, man.

[00:16:45] Scenes?

[00:16:46] Wow, look at Bruno, bro.

[00:16:48] Is Latin will be back?

[00:16:51] Holy shit, wow, they all paid him to get...

[00:16:53] Wow, they paid him all to comment as well.

[00:16:55] Fuckin' hell, dude.

[00:16:59] 30-posit on a six-minute video. Yo bro stop tracking my fucking pauses. 30-posit, zero

[00:17:12] useful input. Shut the fuck up. Farming Abbers. What is wrong with y'all bro? So y'all want

[00:17:24] me just sit there in silence and fucking watch the video? At least react. So what the fucking

[00:17:39] model? So what am I doing? Are you a US based creator interested in collabing with the Sidemen?

[00:17:48] The Simon Dominion Texas Austin Dallas, Arlington, between 15th, 17th June for World Cup and

[00:17:56] looking for people to collaborate with.

[00:17:58] I'm here bro, I'm down man, just hit my line, I'm down, I'm down.

[00:18:07] Where's KSI?

[00:18:08] Yo bro, you're like a couple days late, KSI left the Sidemen.

[00:18:15] Yes, yes, I know bro, yeah, I know, Saj. Get your fucking Sajs, yes, yes. Yes, you hit

[00:18:26] them, you're not Drake. Bro, I'm not saying they have to hit me, I'm saying like my line

[00:18:32] is always open, bro, I'll probably hit them if they're out here, bro, like that, dude.

[00:18:39] Yeah, bro.

[00:18:46] Fitness influencer, Charlie Caruso, analyzed and rated the physiques of core members giving

[00:18:53] a detailed breakdown of each one.

[00:18:56] Core boy edition.

[00:18:57] Staberonaldo.

[00:18:58] Now, Ron has been in the circle for the past year, it seems like, of trying to do this.

[00:19:01] I've seen this guy make this physique video like 30 times, bro.

[00:19:07] It and he's been working with a trainer recently, but nothing has changed on his physique because he just doesn't eat good

[00:19:15] He has no definition to his chest and he has to really needs to improve

[00:19:21] I'm rating Ron's physique a 3.5 out of 10

[00:19:25] 3.5 bro is wrong 3.5, but he should not even have bad. He's dead has been in the gym every day. I will I will vouch

[00:19:33] Bro, he's getting there man. He's getting there

[00:19:37] 10. Lacey has lost over 100 pounds which is awesome but we've only seen his physique

[00:19:57] a handful of times but he is seemingly making progress month over month. His best body part

[00:20:02] as a former big guy is probably his calves but the best part about his upper body is

[00:20:06] He's definitely his arms obviously, to see more he needs to keep losing weight and shit.

[00:20:10] When was this?

[00:20:11] Yo, gaining muscle, but I'm rating Lacey's physique a 4 out of 10.

[00:20:16] Bro, bro, okay that's fucked up.

[00:20:19] Lacey's probably 4 out of 10.

[00:20:23] Ron has a better physique than Lacey.

[00:20:25] What the fuck?

[00:20:27] Lacey mobs Ron.

[00:20:29] Nah, nah, nah.

[00:20:30] Okay, that's just dick set.

[00:20:32] He...

[00:20:33] No.

[00:20:34] Jason, now it seems like he's been training a bit because there is some more muscle definition

[00:20:40] on his chest, shoulders, arms.

[00:20:41] This is definitely one of the better core boy, Physique's.

[00:20:44] I need his confidence booster seriously, bro.

[00:20:50] It's been a while, fuck.

[00:20:52] Oh boy, Physique's, I'm rating Jason's Physique a 6.5 out of 10.

[00:20:57] Silky, now he has a ton of potential but his arms stand out the most when it comes to his

[00:21:01] overall Physique.

[00:21:02] He definitely has a lacking chest and that's what I would improve the most, but he has

[00:21:05] some pretty wide clavicles so I'm rating Silky's physique a 6 out of 10.

[00:21:09] I got a better buildin' Silky!

[00:21:12] Bro, you know what, I'll take it, I'll take it, get fuckin' mugged.

[00:21:20] Dude, that weak ass lion tattoo.

[00:21:23] Weak ass tattoo.

[00:21:25] What about Marlin?

[00:21:26] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, they didn't add Marlin or adapt to this video because they got the

[00:21:29] best physique.

[00:21:30] I

[00:21:36] Nice link, bro. Good links good links. Um best physics gonna have to go with look all right, bro

[00:21:44] Obviously you gotta go with with with with

[00:21:57] Best physics

[00:21:59] In core

[00:22:02] Obviously bear this make this quick Marlin adapt Jason silky Ron Lacey

[00:22:16] Thanks

[00:22:20] Lacey better than Ron no one tweeting this bro not everything. Yeah, I I can't with this chat. I can't

[00:22:27] Lacey's above Ron? No, he's not, okay. Lacey's literally built. He's fat, bro. But he's lost a lot of weight.

[00:22:38] But come on, bro, that's just dick-suck. Now, will Lacey pass up Ron? Who fucking knows, man? Who fucking knows?

[00:22:45] You over-adapting? I'mma be honest, yeah. I'mma be honest. I'mma be honest, yeah. I'mma have to do this right here.

[00:22:51] right here but honestly i'm i'm coming from marlin spot very fucking soon to be honest

[00:22:57] coming coming from uh for marlin spot very fucking soon

[00:23:04] you're literally fat that is just dick's sake you lost your muscle i did not lose

[00:23:12] i'm not gonna i did i did lose my muscle because i've not been weight training at all

[00:23:16] You'll never be 11% body fat weighs Marlin person Marlin is

[00:23:28] Marlin's 11%

[00:23:34] Damn he mobs you bad

[00:23:46] AHHHHHHHHH

[00:23:50] AHHHHHHHHH

[00:23:52] YOOOOOOO

[00:23:54] AHHHHH

[00:23:57] AHHHHH

[00:23:59] YOOOOO

[00:24:00] What is that song choice?

[00:24:04] WTF?

[00:24:07] I've seen this bruh. I literally just watched it.

[00:24:10] My first one.

[00:24:22] Home Depot.

[00:24:25] Elbit Ray.

[00:24:27] I

[00:24:40] Should look good as fuck

[00:24:43] She won the whole thing my first win wait did she win the whole thing?

[00:24:48] She just cooking in this video. I was scared to make this dish because it takes eight hours and I 60 minutes

[00:24:54] No, damn, bro

[00:24:57] what the fuck watching your stream from the hospital labor room baby coming

[00:25:05] soon much love say you swear to god breezy Potter breezy Potter no way no way

[00:25:17] second baby make sure that baby comes out watching Jason and we name it

[00:25:23] Jason discord call not just kidding don't don't never me don't make me do

[00:25:34] not do not name your son or daughter or after me okay we need a reset but you

[00:25:40] You know, put the baby on an iPad, you know, iPad kid, um, and have, have, and watch some

[00:25:52] of the ads and shit.

[00:25:54] Son.

[00:25:56] First son's middle name is Jason dead ass.

[00:26:15] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[00:26:16] I need to call you, bro.

[00:26:17] What's your discord?

[00:26:18] I need to call you real quick, bro.

[00:26:19] Yo, yo, there's no way.

[00:26:21] There's no way.

[00:26:22] Not ha, not fucking...

[00:26:25] What's your discord?

[00:26:26] way

[00:26:34] He didn't bully for life, but my name is common. He's not getting bullied for having it

[00:26:42] What are you talking about?

[00:26:45] He's got he's on mobile delay. He's on mobile delay because he's in the hospital room right now

[00:26:50] She's in labor. She's not calling you bro. This is obviously the dad just chillin in the moon

[00:26:59] They're in labor, bro, yeah, he's in labor

[00:27:04] Not this has to be kept I'm getting lied to right now

[00:27:13] Bro user name is incorrect user names incorrect

[00:27:19] I am human.

[00:27:21] Double chin.

[00:27:25] Yeah, my mom and dad watched Jason and me while giving birth to my brother slash sister.

[00:27:31] Yeah, I cannot believe it.

[00:27:33] I can't believe it.

[00:27:35] This is not real.

[00:27:37] I'm gonna call like that right now.

[00:29:01] Wait, how am I supposed to throw him a surprise party if he doesn't pick up, if he doesn't, if he's not gonna be?

[00:29:21] I'm adding him right now, Jack.

[00:29:31] Oh my god, he had me back.

[00:29:41] 29 year old doesn't want a surprise party.

[00:29:44] But if I was 29 and I walked out of my room and my friends were like, yo, we got some

[00:29:50] gifts for you.

[00:29:51] And we got all your friends here.

[00:29:53] I would be happy as hell.

[00:29:58] Yeah, yeah, there is no way

[00:30:11] There is no way

[00:30:19] You're you're y'all are going through labor right now

[00:30:23] Yeah, how long has it been?

[00:30:26] We've been here since last night at like 9 p.m.. Congrats. You're about to be a dad.

[00:30:32] You say that man. Yeah second time is our second kid. Oh wow bro. Yeah man. Hey when the baby plays

[00:30:41] it boy or girl a boy boy and the middle name is actually Jason. Well that's our first kid.

[00:30:48] your way yeah our first son is Sonan Jason Potter which her her brother's

[00:30:57] name was Jason so we gave him the middle name of her brother yeah okay okay well

[00:31:03] listen when that baby pops out make sure you put that baby on an iPad and I got

[00:31:10] you bro I got you but wow dude congratulations I just wanted to call

[00:31:16] would see it was real bro like how's that being a father it's stressful man but it's fun it's

[00:31:24] definitely a blessing so do you have a really complain that's incredible do you have a name

[00:31:30] already or yeah Sebastian wow that's that's incredible man well yeah man well damn well

[00:31:39] I wish I had nothing but the best I just wanted to see if it was real it's definitely yeah of

[00:31:43] Of course, we appreciate it, man.

[00:31:46] Hey, all right, y'all, love you.

[00:31:49] Love, peace.

[00:31:52] Wow, what the fuck?

[00:31:53] Lacey just called me.

[00:32:06] Bro, stop, bro.

[00:32:07] I'm.

[00:32:09] Yo, yo, you called?

[00:32:11] Yeah, bro.

[00:32:12] I was just, I was just wondering, um, like a couple months ago, like a month ago, you

[00:32:17] told me that I was actually going to be a commentator for the boxing on six, and that's

[00:32:20] in two days.

[00:32:21] Um, I was just wondering what I need to like what stages and things I need to do as it

[00:32:28] take on to continue that, you know what I mean?

[00:32:32] Um, bro, like, bro, like, okay.

[00:32:42] So you wanted the good news or the bad news?

[00:32:45] There shouldn't really be any bad news.

[00:32:46] You told me I was the commentator,

[00:32:49] unless you're in the world two days before the event.

[00:32:52] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:32:52] You wanted good news or the bad news?

[00:32:55] Uh, OK.

[00:32:56] What's the bad news?

[00:32:59] So the bad news is you're not going to be commentating

[00:33:03] because there are no commentators.

[00:33:06] So it's a silent boxing match.

[00:33:08] No, no, no.

[00:33:09] There's judges.

[00:33:10] There's judges.

[00:33:11] Yeah.

[00:33:11] So we'll just be talking.

[00:33:14] So the judges will be talking, yeah.

[00:33:22] But there's good news, there's another role

[00:33:25] if you won't want to be a part of it.

[00:33:27] You wanna be a part of it.

[00:33:30] Okay, what's that?

[00:33:32] I am looking for another ringer.

[00:33:38] So you want me to come right this year?

[00:33:40] I

[00:33:46] Listen listen, so I have two ring girls, and I need a third one and

[00:33:53] Listen, I'm not gonna lie. I think it would be a great fucking ring girl

[00:33:57] You didn't ever a shake that little shit put the fucking poster up in the air

[00:34:02] I'm not being your personal jester. I'm not being your personal jester.

[00:34:06] Why didn't you tell that to be a commentator and it's trippy?

[00:34:10] Bro, I'm sorry. I should have let you know.

[00:34:13] I'll do it one way. You can make it up to me, bro.

[00:34:15] Okay. What is it?

[00:34:17] Um...

[00:34:19] You can come to my...come to my meat ingredient.

[00:34:22] Come to your meat ingredient?

[00:34:25] Yes.

[00:34:27] What do you mean?

[00:34:31] It's just just too low

[00:34:34] When is your meeting Greek?

[00:34:42] I can't because I got a prep for my fight

[00:34:48] Dude it's two hours away

[00:34:50] Wait.

[00:34:51] Let's shake, let's shake, let me get this straight.

[00:34:53] I'll go to your event, support your event.

[00:34:56] Even though you straighten me in my position,

[00:34:58] but you can't come to my home.

[00:34:59] So you're gonna see here, eh, eh, eh.

[00:35:02] Bro, I have to prep, bro.

[00:35:03] I can't get knocked out.

[00:35:06] Dude, bro, any other day I'm there, though, trust.

[00:35:12] On my.

[00:35:14] Stop dude tripping me.

[00:35:17] On my soul, I will be jumping up the demonstrate,

[00:35:19] What the fuck yo what the fuck he's weird oh hell no oh my god Jeff gonna knock you

[00:35:39] out oh my god bro he's not knocking me yet name one lacy event you've gone to

[00:35:52] his basketball event if I'm invited bro I'm there if I'm invited I'm there

[00:35:59] What are you talking about?

[00:36:13] Holy aura son

[00:36:18] Sunny bun

[00:36:24] I mean bro, yeah

[00:36:26] I mean he he might he might

[00:36:29] He might not be out yet

[00:36:32] Number two most watched streamer this month. Yeah. Yeah, that's number two right there chat

[00:36:39] But no

[00:36:40] There's no being friends in every there's no friends in the ring. There's no friends out of the ring Doug

[00:36:47] I'm going to fucking murder

[00:36:49] men are cowards

[00:36:52] Bro, this has nothing to do with who you think it

[00:36:56] There's nothing to do with that. I don't know why you're even fucking sending me this shit

[00:37:05] And this is like some patterned ocean get a dad to stream for the love of God, bro wait

[00:37:15] Suki just texted me

[00:37:16] I got a quick court attorney and then I'm going live a quick court attorney

[00:37:21] And then I'm going live in like an hour. Please don't try the pineapples without me a

[00:37:28] Quick court turning

[00:37:31] Bro, no, Yana says she's not gonna make the fucking

[00:37:41] She won't be there to sing no

[00:37:44] Oh

[00:37:48] Now you have to see I'm not gonna see man, so who do I get Lacey? Oh my god, Lacey. Oh my god

[00:38:05] Zoyle coming

[00:38:14] Why are you silent after calling me?

[00:38:20] Hello?

[00:38:21] Bada. Bada. Bada. Bada. Sorry.

[00:38:24] No! No! No! No! Wait! Oh yeah!

[00:38:26] No, I got a bone to take on you now!

[00:38:27] He's got a trot phone. Fuck you, buddy!

[00:38:29] So you'll be in the show-

[00:38:29] I'm in the show.

[00:38:30] You were replaced by commenting with silky

[00:38:34] after y'all have been butt fucking each other last-

[00:38:37] I did not replace you with silky, bro.

[00:38:39] I did not replace you with silky.

[00:38:42] Yo! I got news for you!

[00:38:43] I'm putting 10 melatonin in his lean the night before he's not waking up for your event.

[00:38:46] He's not going, bro. He's not, he's not, he's not commentating.

[00:38:51] It's, it's Deji Adapt and Jsinko.

[00:38:56] Uh, Deji's pulling up?

[00:38:57] Deji's pulling up.

[00:38:59] And that's what he said.

[00:39:01] Oh my God, bro.

[00:39:06] Okay, wait, Chad, would y'all rather have Lacey or Zoyle?

[00:39:09] I'm not gonna lie, Zoyle put a natural anthemic.

[00:39:12] I can hit. Call Zoyo. I think Zoyo is a better singer now.

[00:39:18] It's about a government from Australia.

[00:39:21] What?

[00:39:21] Well, you see. Lacey. Zoyo not American. Lacey. Lacey can't sing for shit.

[00:39:30] that's the point that's very true huh that's very true

[00:39:45] I don't know what's Lacey doing nice he's calling Deji bro Deji's on his

[00:39:55] fucking flight dude dumbass dumbass

[00:40:01] I

[00:40:13] My is an Austin chat

[00:40:23] I don't know I feel I asked is oil again

[00:40:26] Let me go. Lacey might, Lacey actually might make me lose viewers if you start singing that shit, bro. I'm gonna be honest, you know what I mean?

[00:40:35] Deji answered?

[00:40:38] I need to talk to you about something, bro.

[00:40:45] No, I've known that. What's your, what's your appearance fee? What's your appearance fee?

[00:40:52] Yes

[00:40:56] Like if you're going to a big event or something why much do you charge? What's your appearance? Oh my god

[00:41:04] Okay, what's what's your appearance non-fee so I wanted to pay you to not go to an event

[00:41:16] Good one, right

[00:41:26] So basically I'm hosting this this this event on the same day that Jason's hosting an event

[00:41:34] And I was actually supposed to be at the commentator table with you

[00:41:38] But he replaced me for someone else and just told me two days before so I will pay you

[00:41:43] Oh my god, bro

[00:41:53] I'll get that all sorted don't worry about it. I'll get that sorted too

[00:41:56] Nice try buddy.

[00:41:59] I can't do that bro.

[00:42:03] Aye, go fuck yourself.

[00:42:05] That's so mean.

[00:42:06] Top three.

[00:42:07] You're fake as fuck to me, Deji.

[00:42:10] Oh my god, he's going on a hateful fucking world tour.

[00:42:15] He's going on a guilt trip world tour.

[00:42:18] But I, of course I fuck with you man.

[00:42:21] You like your lace, I'm dead, you want me to give her?

[00:42:26] I'm dead, I'm telling you this because you're my homie bro, you're not going to want to be at that event.

[00:42:32] Why? Why is that?

[00:42:35] You're just not going to want to be there.

[00:42:37] What is it? Is it going to be bad?

[00:42:40] Is this guy threatening to fucking bomb my event?

[00:42:43] What the fuck?

[00:42:45] No, it's okay.

[00:42:46] Well, I didn't need a person to stand with to bring the strip.

[00:42:55] Um, okay, um, I'm gonna see you there when I'm out there, alright?

[00:43:01] No, I'm not going.

[00:43:02] No, but I mean, I'll still, I'll be in LA.

[00:43:06] Okay, yeah, come, come, come by the house.

[00:43:09] fucking hell bro I hope your flight is very safe oh my god bro like he's so

[00:43:21] fat and ugly and child bro oh my god wait chat for tomorrow's press conference

[00:43:27] okay we need security do I call up moves again bro because shit might get

[00:43:35] I think

[00:43:37] We think it bro. I get moves again because I'm not gonna lie. He was pretty good last time

[00:43:42] Also, I need some people in the crowd

[00:43:46] To instigate, you know, you know after the press conference they pick people from the crowd be like, yo any questions for the fighters any questions any questions

[00:43:53] Who do I get who do I get?

[00:43:56] You get or he said they're down, bro

[00:43:59] What y'all think you get arky. Oh, yes

[00:44:01] Yugi good at instigating bro. Yugi's good. YBG? I'm gonna call Moog. I'm gonna call Moog bro.

[00:44:13] Let's make this happen, man. Tomorrow's better be cinema.

[00:44:17] Yeah, it's like an hour half drive.

[00:44:27] So, everybody's fucking D&D, all right.

[00:44:56] D&D? Oh, okay, okay. D&D, huh.

[00:45:08] Always last minute calls such L hosting?

[00:45:12] No, not L hosting, man. Tomorrow's gonna be cinema.

[00:45:16] Moosa, he's down, though, bro.

[00:45:20] I'm just trying to confirm.

[00:45:26] I'm just trying to confirm he said it was down a while ago.

[00:45:37] Okay, we're good, you know, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[00:45:55] To just want call segments, bruh.

[00:45:58] Speaking of call segments, um,

[00:46:02] let's call rug, bruh.

[00:46:04] I'm all over the place.

[00:46:05] Actually, speaking of call segments,

[00:46:06] let's call Toast in second.

[00:46:10] Let's get that one call going.

[00:46:14] Oh.

[00:46:17] Oh.

[00:46:23] Why rug?

[00:46:24] ask rug what is good what is like a good gifts for adapt eat the pineapple

[00:46:32] yo toast you free can I call you on this for real quick

[00:46:43] I bet work what is to work?

[00:46:55] At this point you should know I dat more than rug that's very true

[00:47:01] What the fuck is this profile picture was this

[00:47:04] Yeah, what's going on, bro?

[00:47:11] Yeah, Kim?

[00:47:13] Yo, can you hear me?

[00:47:16] What you doing, bro?

[00:47:21] Yo, can you hear me or not?

[00:47:25] Oh, I have you muted for some odd reason.

[00:47:29] That's weird.

[00:47:30] Can you hear me or not?

[00:47:32] Yeah, I can't hear you

[00:47:34] First of all, why the long face brother something bad happened

[00:47:38] All right, so I'm what I'm gonna go ahead and do here is I'm gonna go ahead and hang up

[00:47:47] Can't you plan with me bro?

[00:47:50] I'm trying to call you and

[00:47:53] Ask you about your fight, you know, you took it very last minute your opponent is second

[00:47:57] I'm not gonna lie y'all are opening

[00:47:59] It's got y'all they're gonna set the tone for the entire night. Like how are you feeling, bro? I mean look man

[00:48:05] This this is in a meth box. And you know, I'm saying this really the only match on the card that represents

[00:48:12] Nick's immunity

[00:48:15] A lot of people want to say I'm the villain, you know, I'm saying they want to say I left I left second behind

[00:48:21] Yeah, and to a certain degree

[00:48:24] degree maybe I did but you know I'm saying one thing I've learned is that uh

[00:48:28] you got to do things for yourself the first time y'all came to LA y'all came

[00:48:37] together and then you moved out here and you left him in Atlanta now you're my

[00:48:43] cell phone that can okay bro can you hear me or no yeah now I can't okay

[00:48:51] Listen, um, did you hear what I said? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all left sacrum back in Atlanta

[00:48:59] Now he has this revenge story of okay. You left me in Atlanta

[00:49:04] I bet now I'm gonna beat the shit out of you in that ring for leaving me in Atlanta

[00:49:10] Well, you know, here's the thing, you know, I'm saying I

[00:49:14] Beat Santi I beat Archie. I beat you, you know, Sam

[00:49:18] So it's like a lot of people they would they would call me one of the best to ever step in a boxing ring

[00:49:24] So am I worried absolutely not and I'm especially not gonna be worried when I got my my

[00:49:31] Mysterio mask on when that mask is on I turn it to a different animal

[00:49:41] Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure you're oh oh and three bro

[00:49:44] So this is a lot. This is a lot for you as well, you know, I'm three and no brown three enough

[00:49:50] I don't know what you chatting about right now. Okay. It looks like you may have a CTE. Oh, you might have gave me CTE

[00:49:57] And I forgot okay. Yeah, that's a man punch fucked you up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah

[00:50:03] Well, listen, I'm gonna add second to this call and I just want to see where his head's at and

[00:50:09] and see where this story line is at,

[00:50:12] because there was a lot of animosity

[00:50:14] in my text messages, especially.

[00:50:16] He was like, yo, thank you for this opportunity.

[00:50:19] I've been waiting for this day

[00:50:21] since me and Toast went to Atlanta,

[00:50:24] and he left me in Atlanta.

[00:50:26] Yeah, so let me add him to this show.

[00:50:28] Okay.

[00:50:29] I

[00:50:46] How are you feeling bro, I'm quote on yes

[00:50:53] Where the fuck is that let me let me call a second real quick about big

[00:50:59] I'm doing pretty solid.

[00:51:04] Yo, second, can you join a discord real quick?

[00:51:06] Yeah, I got y'all doing.

[00:51:08] But, oh my god, I'm not going to lie.

[00:51:11] I literally saw you.

[00:51:12] Speed this up.

[00:51:13] I'm busy.

[00:51:14] Speed this up.

[00:51:15] I'm busy.

[00:51:16] Who the fuck are you feeling now?

[00:51:17] Bro, it ain't changing.

[00:51:18] I'm not going to lie.

[00:51:19] What's up?

[00:51:20] Oh my god, bro.

[00:51:23] Wow.

[00:51:24] Demon is back.

[00:51:26] Listen, second, bro.

[00:51:28] You got a lot to prove and I want

[00:51:40] Listen second

[00:51:42] Yeah, a lot of messages sit towards me where it was like oh toast left me in Atlanta

[00:51:49] Now I'm gonna beat the shit out of him for leaving me in Atlanta because y'all did come out here at the same time to LA

[00:51:55] dude, I don't I

[00:51:58] Yeah, I don't get mad at Toast for leaving Atlanta. I don't think it's like like that

[00:52:02] But like I feel like a lot of on a monocity towards from him

[00:52:06] Like it's like he doesn't really care about me anymore, but like I love toast

[00:52:10] I want to see him succeed, but like I don't know it's like

[00:52:13] It's like he's so distant now something changed really you changed him LA changed him. I don't know what happened

[00:52:19] They go toast bro. You listen it. He's talking from the heart right now. This is your blood blood brother

[00:52:25] I

[00:52:27] Don't listen to nonsense. I'm about my business

[00:52:36] Like used to be so different bro used to be so different

[00:52:41] Like you should actually care like what what's up with you used to actually care

[00:52:45] like and I was like

[00:52:49] You want to know what happened?

[00:52:51] I want to do the stepping stone to get where I want it to be at. Now guess what? I'm up now.

[00:52:59] Hey, Toast, let me remind you the only reason you're here is because I DM Jason to put you in,

[00:53:05] alright? Oh my god. Yep, and thank you because now I'm about to get to business. I'm about to get to work.

[00:53:13] You know what I'm saying? You DM Jason and guess what? You're about to step in a boxing ring

[00:53:19] with the greatest boxer of all time. And guess what, Sackram? Guess what? You were never my friend.

[00:53:26] Oh my god!

[00:53:31] 0-4 versus 0-3. Y'all have a lot to prove, y'all. Okay, someone's gonna come out a fucking winner.

[00:53:37] There's a storyline here. Y'all are opening for the night, man. Sackram, a lot of emotion in this

[00:53:42] fight. Let's save it for tomorrow, okay? We're fucking seething, Jason.

[00:53:47] I want to see you angry in that ring when I hit you with a Superman punch.

[00:53:54] I'm just telling you, you took it too far now, bro.

[00:53:57] You took it way too far.

[00:53:59] Tomorrow when you're on the floor, bro, hey, if they send you back to where you came

[00:54:05] from, bro, that's it.

[00:54:07] Hold on, man, hold on, what does that mean?

[00:54:10] I'm just telling you, bro.

[00:54:12] You got me mad now.

[00:54:13] You took it way too far.

[00:54:14] I

[00:54:16] I

[00:54:18] I

[00:54:20] I

[00:54:22] I

[00:54:24] I

[00:54:26] I

[00:54:28] I

[00:54:30] I

[00:54:32] I

[00:54:34] I

[00:54:36] I

[00:54:38] I

[00:54:40] I

[00:54:42] uh...

[00:54:44] it is in your own fight to fight

[00:54:47] i don't know if you have a good day okay

[00:54:49] it's one of the sixty-two years at that

[00:54:52] it isn't a good day

[00:54:54] uh... anyone else in the call don't really care

[00:54:59] i worry about that

[00:55:00] look at that

[00:55:03] okay

[00:55:05] all

[00:55:09] oh my god bro that genuinely might be fucking fight of the night bro

[00:55:16] ahhhhhh

[00:55:20] that genuinely might be

[00:55:24] oh my god bro Naruto vs Sasuke

[00:55:30] oh my god

[00:55:33] wow

[00:55:35] man it

[00:55:37] wow

[00:55:38] You calling Jeff? Oh I do gotta call Jeff bro. I do gotta call Jeff. Let me call

[00:55:48] Jeff bro. Let me, let me, let me call Jeff bro. Save it! So you want me to save me

[00:55:54] Jeff's interaction for tomorrow? Yeah we can save that for tomorrow bro.

[00:55:59] I mean Jeff beating your ass it's a press conference tomorrow or today

[00:56:10] yo bro it literally is in my title NMS press conference tomorrow

[00:56:18] All right well tomorrow is a promise game but okay all right let's actually go

[00:56:30] throw a daft of party

[00:56:34] I

[00:56:40] Still had to have a party man, let's do this shit

[00:56:45] Ron called me

[00:56:53] Yo, you get the IRO please

[00:56:58] Why are you so ugly?

[00:57:00] Just like whenever there's downtime in this room,

[00:57:03] just get insults in there.

[00:57:04] I'm not fucking know what's wrong with y'all, bro.

[00:57:07] What you need to do is give the dad a bunch of CS cases, so that way we would have more

[00:57:30] CS content.

[00:57:31] Yo, the flock, I gotcha.

[00:57:33] All right.

[00:57:34] Listen.

[00:57:35] Dad loves toys.

[00:57:36] He loves superheroes and he loves Call of Duty and he loves creams.

[00:57:41] So today we're going to get him a bunch of little gifts, all right?

[00:57:44] We're going to get him a lot of mini gifts, wrap him up, okay?

[00:57:49] And then the surprise gift, okay?

[00:57:53] I pray to God that he's in the house because if he's not in the house, that would be very

[00:57:58] fucking awkward because I actually did get him a surprise gift.

[00:58:03] So yeah, we need a little bit of, we need mini gifts.

[00:58:07] Build up into the big gift.

[00:58:09] Okay?

[00:58:10] So yeah, let's go get gifts.

[00:58:11] Let's go get gifts.

[00:58:23] Get a big ass cake and taro yummy pops out of it.

[00:58:28] What's wrong with you?

[00:58:29] Yeah, listen yo you want to throw

[00:58:42] a surprise birthday party do you want to be like join in on this I'm about to go get

[00:58:56] gift right now he loves toys he loves anime he loves superheroes and he loves

[00:59:00] cranes I wanted to get him a bunch of me

[00:59:03] Koreans no what are you talking about cranes cranes so yeah I was gonna get him

[00:59:12] a bunch of mini gifts and then I got him a surprise gift like a big one okay

[00:59:18] Wait, where are you going? What store?

[00:59:20] Um, probably Ralph's.

[00:59:25] That's where you're gonna get toys.

[00:59:27] I mean, bro, I saw a couple of, like, Spider-Man figurines there.

[00:59:31] Or we go to a toy shop, we go to a mall, there's a bunch of options.

[00:59:35] I'm not going to Ralph's for the fifth stream in a row, bro.

[00:59:38] I mean, it's a fucking movie there, bro.

[00:59:40] And we could also get the King of Calabasas cutscene.

[00:59:43] Who is the King of Calabasas?

[00:59:45] Come on.

[00:59:48] Come on bro, come on bro

[01:00:00] All right, listen bro you trying to cope

[01:00:07] I mean

[01:00:18] I'm trying to think. What's like a type of toy store? Toys R Us? Shut up!

[01:00:23] Oh my god, yeah, we can go to uh the Topanga Mall. Is Toys R Us even a thing?

[01:00:28] We can go to the mall, bro. Mall's close. What mall? No, I got kicked out of that mall, little key.

[01:00:34] When you're not Marlon, you're getting kicked out. What? You and Marlon,

[01:00:37] or you and Marlon waiting y'all film, you'll be with me. It doesn't matter, bro. Marlon was going

[01:00:41] up to people, he was going up to security gap in the mall, and they were like, it's cool, Marlon.

[01:00:45] I'm not gonna lie, you know where we could go?

[01:00:49] We could go to the Darth Maul.

[01:00:56] Ender Dragon, alright.

[01:00:58] I

[01:01:12] Don't really know any place to buy toys, bro. We're just in the middle of nowhere unless we go all the way to LA

[01:01:18] Let me see how far it is

[01:01:19] bro, definitely

[01:01:21] Talk to yourself

[01:01:24] Okay, I'm just getting death threats in my chat, bro

[01:01:28] That's fine. That's good for you.

[01:01:30] I mean, bro, 3911 Oceta Avenue is only 30 minutes away,

[01:01:33] which means all the toys are over there.

[01:01:35] Bro, let's just go to Target.

[01:01:38] See, what is that Target?

[01:01:40] Toys!

[01:01:43] Sure, bro. Okay, let's go to Target, man.

[01:01:45] Let's fucking go, man.

[01:01:48] Let's fucking go, bro.

[01:01:50] Police!

[01:01:55] You getting kicked out?

[01:01:57] bro we're not cinema target

[01:02:05] we're not gonna get kicked out of fucking target

[01:02:19] what is this right here?

[01:02:23] How are you doing?

[01:02:24] I'm actually a hard-hearted segment.

[01:02:25] Oh, nice.

[01:02:27] Nice, man.

[01:02:27] You know it's a dad's birthday.

[01:02:29] Why is it not like a big deal?

[01:02:31] Yeah, I know.

[01:02:32] But like, because birthdays run the day before,

[01:02:37] the day of, and the day after, and the weekend of.

[01:02:39] That's how it works.

[01:02:40] So he's turning 30, 30 team?

[01:02:42] So we got it.

[01:02:43] Yeah, yeah.

[01:02:46] You're a little less kid.

[01:02:47] I'll be forgetting, bro.

[01:02:49] Should we check on him?

[01:02:54] Yo, Silky, I'm about to eat the pineapples.

[01:02:59] Yo, Silky, I'm about to eat the pineapples.

[01:03:03] Yo, Silky, I'm about to eat the pineapples.

[01:03:07] Yo, Silky, I'm about to eat the pineapples.

[01:03:09] Huh?

[01:03:10] I'm about to eat the pineapples.

[01:03:12] Yo, John, we need to have a code that you ask me,

[01:03:14] can I show you before you start sewing, Niggaz?

[01:03:17] I'm not alive. Who fucking told the genre like that?

[01:03:19] I'm closing like that because you have the code, everybody has the code, what's up?

[01:03:22] I'm gonna have some like at least some type of synergy that you would have to say.

[01:03:26] Safe word, safe word. Nope, not code.

[01:03:28] See, I'm actually just fixing my fucking room right now before I fucking stream.

[01:03:32] At least he puts the camera on me, I don't even know who's fucking putting the fucking camera on me.

[01:03:34] Or maybe she's got a wall right here or something?

[01:03:36] Well, I have to get a wall to not be recorded in my house, did I pay for it?

[01:03:41] Uh, this is an open-ended room?

[01:03:42] Uh, this is a content house. Welcome.

[01:03:43] Yeah, it's a content house. It's a content house.

[01:03:46] Watch out. Watch out. Watch out, bro.

[01:03:48] Hey, hey, hey, hey. How's it going?

[01:03:50] Huh?

[01:03:51] I'm just trying not to put this in here.

[01:03:53] Huh?

[01:03:54] Can I have a little sit here?

[01:03:55] Oh.

[01:03:56] Maybe a little sit here.

[01:03:57] Let me just take a little sit here.

[01:03:59] This isn't an old puzzle, you know?

[01:04:01] That ain't made a joke, bro.

[01:04:02] I didn't make the joke, bro.

[01:04:04] Over there. Sparring Diana.

[01:04:06] What?

[01:04:07] Nothing.

[01:04:08] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:04:09] I'm just trying not to put this in here.

[01:04:12] I'm just trying not to put this in here.

[01:04:14] Nothing.

[01:04:21] Why am I upstairs, man? Oh.

[01:04:24] I don't even want to try to get out of here, Dad.

[01:04:39] My Dad!

[01:04:41] Dad happy birthday bro

[01:04:47] Dad

[01:04:49] Dad

[01:04:55] Daddy

[01:05:01] Oh shit

[01:05:05] Fuck

[01:05:07] You're an activist fuck

[01:05:09] Dad, are you busy?

[01:05:15] Fuck.

[01:05:17] Get up, bro.

[01:05:20] It's him, God, bro.

[01:05:28] Is that Mike Fox?

[01:05:30] I mean, we have a hot glue to it, and I don't want to teep it, because every time I teep it.

[01:05:36] Oh, my God.

[01:05:38] No way, bro.

[01:05:41] The fucking surprise, bro.

[01:05:45] The problem? Should we just search it on the big-ass mic?

[01:06:03] Fuck you!

[01:06:05] Fuck you!

[01:06:08] I'm gonna eat the pineapples without you

[01:06:16] I'm gonna eat them I'm out of your eat the pineapples

[01:06:36] I mean that fucking pineapple without you

[01:06:38] I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you, you fucking crook.

[01:06:48] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:06:51] Because I saw a dude crossing my eyes and I'm so fucking happy

[01:06:53] that I know you're a fucking loser.

[01:06:57] Don't come back here so early in the morning.

[01:06:58] You can do the same thing that you did in the blue.

[01:07:00] I got you this.

[01:07:02] If I got you a candy, I got you this.

[01:07:03] I got you a fake fucking car.

[01:07:04] Loser, take the pineapples out, Tata.

[01:07:07] This is the video.

[01:07:11] Fuck this bitch.

[01:07:21] Alright bruh, so last night...

[01:07:23] No, this is actually the coolest fuck.

[01:07:25] Last night we made the Tik Tok special pineapple-slicer-gussher thingy.

[01:07:30] The nigga jar.

[01:07:31] The what jar?

[01:07:33] We put gussers, jogging ranchers, Kool-Aid, pineapple in here, a little bit of coconut water, let's see how it tastes, bro.

[01:07:49] Come on, Mr. 6.5, come on.

[01:07:51] Oh, yeah, come on.

[01:07:53] He gave me a 6 out of the workout.

[01:07:55] You got a 6.5, you're inside the audience.

[01:08:00] I don't even live!

[01:08:02] No way!

[01:08:03] You're cardioing me now, you're doing these before

[01:08:06] and you're going to rise up the hill

[01:08:07] and then you stop and you go, okay.

[01:08:09] You're fucking retarded, bro.

[01:08:10] Oh my God, you're kidding me.

[01:08:12] My bro, bro, open the shit.

[01:08:14] Oh, I don't know, open it, open it, open it.

[01:08:16] You did that?

[01:08:17] Open it, open it, bro.

[01:08:19] Open it!

[01:08:22] Wait, this is like,

[01:08:24] here, here, here, here.

[01:08:25] Thank you.

[01:08:28] Oh, you know what it probably is?

[01:08:29] It's probably like big ants.

[01:08:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:08:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:08:35] I know this.

[01:08:37] I told you, it was my daily.

[01:08:39] Wait, it's not you.

[01:08:41] No, wait.

[01:08:43] Oh, it's me!

[01:08:45] Sorry, I'm sorry.

[01:08:47] Oh, no!

[01:08:49] No!

[01:08:51] Oh, my God!

[01:08:53] Are you okay?

[01:08:55] I'm going to go on today, man!

[01:08:57] No!

[01:08:59] for her. No, he's not. He's in Arizona. No, he's not. No, I'm children. I know a lot of people were going about who one of those was like, well he's not in his mid life, he's in his end life. No, he's not in his end life. He's in his 30 life crisis. So since he's in his 30 life crisis, he was.

[01:09:16] Look, so you guys are so good with your hair, is he?

[01:09:18] You're saying that you're good with your hair?

[01:09:20] Well, I got no fucking time.

[01:09:22] No.

[01:09:23] Well, I got him a surprise gift.

[01:09:26] I actually got him a surprise gift.

[01:09:28] Oh, yes, it's actually a good gift, too.

[01:09:33] Where the fuck did he disappear to?

[01:09:35] I

[01:09:53] Mean not this morning he wasn't biking this morning. I was like probably like an hour and 30 ago, but he's also like

[01:09:59] I don't think he wants to be on your fucking content. You're fucking me. Where do I sit?

[01:10:04] You know, they believe this is a girl in this fucking bottom. I'm wearing a shirt that he gave me

[01:10:10] It's like he gave this to you. He gave me this shirt

[01:10:14] I wore this shirt. Yo, I wore this today because this is a good ass fucking shirt. That's a nice shirt

[01:10:21] This is a nice shirt and he gave it and I spanned the shirt because I love I love this shirt

[01:10:25] Are you gonna see this on your shim right now?

[01:10:28] He's probably watching right now in bed.

[01:10:30] I really wore this shirt because I really love him and I really want to give him something.

[01:10:35] Adapting if you're watching. Adapting if you're watching.

[01:10:37] Fucking pineapple, sped-ass.

[01:10:39] Adapting if you're watching. Please come downstairs so I can use your content on your birthday.

[01:10:43] It's not a...

[01:10:45] YAH! AAAAAAAAH!

[01:10:47] I'm out of the hood now.

[01:10:54] Look, should we take a bite at each hand?

[01:11:05] What do you mean?

[01:11:10] I'm out of the hood now

[01:11:12] Let's we take a bite at each end

[01:11:16] Like put one up in the middle

[01:11:20] Fuck you mean

[01:11:29] I'm excited

[01:11:31] This shit look crazy bro.

[01:11:33] Bro, they see it.

[01:11:34] They see it.

[01:11:35] Yeah, I know.

[01:11:36] We did that clean up on stream.

[01:11:37] And this is what I'm saying.

[01:11:38] To clean up on stream.

[01:11:39] So, niggas see that we clean up on stream and now niggas see it.

[01:11:42] They have to make more.

[01:11:43] I don't even know.

[01:11:44] I'm like, how?

[01:11:45] Whatever, bro.

[01:11:46] Come on.

[01:11:47] This shit is frying me.

[01:11:49] You ready?

[01:11:50] Wait, are we using these?

[01:11:52] No, no, no.

[01:11:53] Did you even wash your hands?

[01:11:55] No.

[01:11:56] You didn't?

[01:11:57] You washed your hands?

[01:11:58] No, Ron, bro.

[01:11:59] Viral, tiktok.

[01:12:00] Come on, man.

[01:12:01] Pineapple gushes, bro.

[01:12:02] You got to need it.

[01:12:03] There's no soap over there.

[01:12:05] Why the fuck would there be shit out everywhere?

[01:12:08] Lacy, that's Lacy.

[01:12:09] No soap over there.

[01:12:10] Lacy, you're not washing it with soap.

[01:12:11] Come over here and wash it in the soap.

[01:12:13] I'm not going to wash it in the soap.

[01:12:14] Run.

[01:12:15] I'm not going to hit your head.

[01:12:16] You're going to get it washed in the soap.

[01:12:17] No.

[01:12:18] Touch me, please.

[01:12:19] Touch your ass.

[01:12:20] Come on.

[01:12:21] Wash your head.

[01:12:22] Can you write it?

[01:12:23] Here you go.

[01:12:24] Here you go.

[01:12:25] Here you go.

[01:12:26] Here you go.

[01:12:27] Take some.

[01:12:28] How is that even possible?

[01:12:30] Alright, so what is this?

[01:12:32] Is this game like some kind of...

[01:12:34] No, it's just like...

[01:12:36] Is it actually good or is it like...

[01:12:38] We're about to try it!

[01:12:40] We're about to try it!

[01:12:42] We've alternated ours for like 24 hours?

[01:12:46] Wait, isn't there alcohol in there?

[01:12:48] No, no, no, no.

[01:12:50] Say I'm a guy.

[01:12:52] I'm gonna get it.

[01:12:54] I think that's a drink.

[01:12:56] My god, no, no, no, you only at the same time you all take about the same time

[01:13:00] Is you have it you said you tried it. I tried lacy's one, but this is ours

[01:13:06] Yeah, we never tried it. This is like homemade. They had some pre-made bullshit. All right. This is straight out of fucking Ralph's

[01:13:12] Oh, hurry up. Let's get this shit going man

[01:13:16] Oh my god, you see this over here. Okay, so what is this? It's just Kool-Aid with it's pineapple

[01:13:21] I heard you're supposed to put more sugar in it.

[01:13:24] No, we put mad sugar in it.

[01:13:26] Look at the bottom.

[01:13:27] The bottom is straight.

[01:13:28] That's true.

[01:13:29] Okay, Jolly.

[01:13:30] You put it in your butt.

[01:13:31] Yeah.

[01:13:32] This bite would take five years out of your life.

[01:13:35] Cheers, cheers, boys.

[01:13:36] Cheers.

[01:13:37] More core.

[01:13:38] Yeah.

[01:13:39] That better.

[01:14:10] Mm-mm.

[01:14:11] He tripped.

[01:14:12] Boom.

[01:14:13] Come back.

[01:14:14] Yeah, big one.

[01:14:15] Boom.

[01:14:16] I got a chocolate.

[01:14:17] No, no.

[01:14:18] I'm gonna put it in your mouth.

[01:14:19] Hey, this is not the taste of pineapple.

[01:14:20] No, that's what I mean.

[01:14:21] That's what I mean.

[01:14:22] We said it tastes a lot just like pineapple.

[01:14:23] Mm-hmm.

[01:14:24] So, this is gonna take years off my life?

[01:14:27] Mm-hmm.

[01:14:28] Open up.

[01:14:29] What the hell?

[01:14:30] That bit.

[01:14:31] That bit is a lot of water.

[01:14:32] That bit.

[01:14:33] That bit is a lot of water.

[01:14:34] That bit.

[01:14:35] That bit.

[01:14:36] That bit.

[01:14:37] That bit.

[01:14:38] That's a gas! That's a gas! That's a gas!

[01:14:42] Dang!

[01:14:43] Oh, bro, that's not how you eat.

[01:14:46] Well, at least, bro, our shit is gas, bro.

[01:14:50] At least, I got it.

[01:14:51] No, sorry, no.

[01:14:53] I'll try later.

[01:14:54] No, sorry, I'll do it later.

[01:14:55] Jesus Christ.

[01:14:56] Oh, God, I'm trying later.

[01:15:00] But I don't want to feel like that.

[01:15:02] This is gas.

[01:15:04] That's good.

[01:15:05] That's tough.

[01:15:06] Yo, I got it.

[01:15:07] I'm sorry so I said that.

[01:15:09] It's worth it.

[01:15:10] I just thought it was good.

[01:15:11] It's bad, but I do that.

[01:15:13] I promise you.

[01:15:14] I'm going to play.

[01:15:15] Go look.

[01:15:16] We're going.

[01:15:17] We're going further.

[01:15:18] Oh, here.

[01:15:21] Come on, guys.

[01:15:22] I mean, why is true wall you alive, bro?

[01:15:26] What the fuck?

[01:15:27] I mean, I'm not gonna walk.

[01:15:29] Hard to retweet that.

[01:15:30] I can not hardly retweet it.

[01:15:31] No, you're not.

[01:15:32] I promise you I love that shit.

[01:15:33] Way back, bro.

[01:15:34] Say it, bro.

[01:15:35] Take your mic.

[01:15:36] What are you gonna say?

[01:15:44] Not bad

[01:15:50] Way better than whatever the fuck they were making yesterday

[01:15:59] I've never seen the video

[01:16:06] We only going

[01:16:08] Well, yeah, and that gifts

[01:16:12] Yo, Ron

[01:16:18] Did not answer

[01:16:22] My surprise bro

[01:16:31] House bro

[01:16:36] I got only car, I'm fucking wrong, I hate you.

[01:16:39] You won't see us tonight.

[01:16:41] Bro.

[01:16:42] I don't know if he's hibernating.

[01:16:44] I don't live on my surprise, do I?

[01:16:46] If you can't use everybody's content, Jason,

[01:16:48] maybe you can borrow it.

[01:16:49] What do you get?

[01:16:50] Last year, I got him a Rolex.

[01:16:51] You remember that?

[01:16:52] Remember that?

[01:16:53] Remember, I got a Rolex with Jason, I was there.

[01:16:55] Oh, phew!

[01:16:56] What the fuck?

[01:16:57] What did this come about?

[01:16:59] Well, I'm cool, I don't know what the competition is.

[01:17:01] No, it's over.

[01:17:02] I don't get it, so you have to like...

[01:17:03] I got a good gift.

[01:17:04] I got a good gift.

[01:17:05] I never did that. Who did that? I got Lou a good gift. $3,000.

[01:17:25] She actually showed a lot of appreciation

[01:17:38] And I also thought her other kids bro, I got her a spa day like it was good

[01:17:55] Maybe a guy. Never know.

[01:17:59] I got her a plus one guy or girl. It doesn't fucking matter.

[01:18:03] He's an out front!

[01:18:21] What's up, bro?

[01:18:25] So

[01:18:55] I don't know

[01:19:04] I can't get my joke you got a kiddie pool for your girlfriend

[01:19:10] I get it

[01:19:16] Are you coming

[01:19:55] I was there like bro. I'm not like they doing way too much, bro

[01:19:57] But I'm gonna ask it's not on that at all and then all the sudden all the sudden

[01:20:03] Fucking

[01:20:10] I

[01:20:15] Generally died

[01:20:17] I saw you had a you had a cameraman came a woman came woman yeah yeah I saw her

[01:20:23] she fucked up her whole mirror what driveway yeah her whole mirror came off

[01:20:27] of her car yeah we in Lays were leaving and she got into the wrong house I was

[01:20:32] like oh no it's the other house as we were leaving and she's like I choose a

[01:20:36] reversing while she's waiting no

[01:21:06] He's out! He's out!

[01:21:08] AHHHHHHH!

[01:21:14] $3,000, bro.

[01:21:22] Oh my god, bruh.

[01:21:24] This is not electric. It's made back and it never gets old.

[01:21:27] Yo, is this supposed to be a fucking sauna mode?

[01:21:30] Um, maybe because it's been sitting in the sun, bruh.

[01:21:33] What?

[01:21:34] The sun!

[01:21:36] The sun? Holy fuck!

[01:21:38] This shit kind of reminds me of a...

[01:21:41] Shit, oh man.

[01:21:43] He's breaking his name out.

[01:21:45] What?

[01:21:46] This shit kind of reminds me of like a...

[01:21:48] Sauron for Thanos.

[01:21:50] Let me get this guy on the next shot.

[01:21:52] Yeah, it's like a fucking million in here.

[01:21:54] I mean, yeah, there's a thing called an AC you could turn on.

[01:21:57] Yeah, it's about it doesn't work.

[01:21:59] My fucking AC works.

[01:22:01] Oh, you know what we could do?

[01:22:03] his fridge so fucking cold actually cold no you got mass driving to my

[01:22:09] destination respect respect respect is earned not given

[01:22:21] my god nice but you ever seen that one clip of DJ Khaled and Rick Ross and they

[01:22:26] get pulled over and then DJ Khaled jumps into the river you've never seen

[01:22:31] Bro, a guy just texted me.

[01:22:34] I don't know.

[01:22:35] I texted him, are you here?

[01:22:37] And he texted me, I don't know why.

[01:22:39] What the fuck does that mean?

[01:22:41] What?

[01:22:42] What is that response?

[01:22:44] Yeah, I just realized this.

[01:22:46] You got a strong silence.

[01:22:49] Just, dude, just make it easy.

[01:22:51] Come on, man.

[01:22:52] Are you on door?

[01:22:53] My nose, bro.

[01:22:55] Hold on, man.

[01:22:57] Yo, put the fucking glass back where the glass belongs.

[01:23:00] Last belongs.

[01:23:02] Put it in the fridge.

[01:23:03] All right.

[01:23:05] Hold on, Jay.

[01:23:06] Hold on, slow down.

[01:23:08] Slow down.

[01:23:11] Seatbelt, bro!

[01:23:12] We're in our driveway!

[01:23:13] We're still in our driveway!

[01:23:16] It's legal.

[01:23:17] God, we're still in the driveway.

[01:23:19] God, yeah, bro.

[01:23:20] You're not too cool for Seatbelt.

[01:23:23] Oh, shit.

[01:23:24] What am I watching?

[01:23:25] Oh, shit.

[01:23:27] Look at me.

[01:23:27] Oh, shit.

[01:23:30] All right, now it's my good side

[01:23:33] Well, I had to I had a pimple over there

[01:23:36] Oh fuck what the Kato was closed on me. Holy shit

[01:23:44] Wait, why does it say target is one hour away? It's like 15 minutes lunch

[01:23:50] Which target is here? I'm the one that find the one on target

[01:24:00] I can't believe it, no more!

[01:24:13] Are we there yet?

[01:24:14] No, no, we're not there yet, bro.

[01:24:16] Dude, I got a feeling a dab's not coming out of his room today.

[01:24:19] Bro, what?

[01:24:21] No way we can't use him for content.

[01:24:23] Bro, my content, man.

[01:24:25] It's fine, we can just get...

[01:24:27] Listen, I was doing like a little throwback where I was looking at my Fortnite montages

[01:24:31] And I had a video with you that said I carried a make-a-wish to a cash-couple. That was your title?

[01:24:36] Yeah, really thought about it. Who was the make-a-wish? It was you. What? Was that I'm not a make-a-wish though

[01:24:43] Well, we were doing that was like that was me you

[01:24:47] Rock on that shit. You're gonna get your ass beat by Asians after three days

[01:24:53] This is not happening this is not happening

[01:24:55] I've been rather prepping. I've been I've been I've been good recovering the only way there's no way actually he wants

[01:25:14] Yeah, yeah, I need anything on the ox you got any games on the ship you can actually I'm gonna do a marathon in here

[01:25:21] Can't can't in stream till I beat

[01:25:23] Fortnite in the back of my back. I don't give a fuck. Oh, I was just letting you know if you wanted to know

[01:25:38] That's my car, buddy

[01:25:40] What is this?

[01:25:42] You're gonna get to a fucking accident, bro.

[01:25:44] Dude, stop backseat driving.

[01:25:46] I actually hate backseat drivers.

[01:25:48] I've never been in a car accident, ever.

[01:25:50] You've never been into an accident?

[01:25:52] Never been in a car. One time in Arlington, but it was on my fault.

[01:25:55] So do I expose you right now or no?

[01:25:57] Expose me.

[01:25:58] Okay, a little easy.

[01:26:00] I don't know, maybe the time that you told me off-stream that you were in the car.

[01:26:04] I don't know, maybe the time that you told me off-stream that you were in the car.

[01:26:08] No, maybe the time that you told me off stream that you hit a pole and you lied to me for three months

[01:26:11] But you didn't tell me that you actually hit someone. I

[01:26:14] Never I never hit someone the RS7. I

[01:26:18] Never hit someone said you rolled into someone. Oh

[01:26:23] Yeah, this is one time. Oh

[01:26:25] Yeah, I remember yeah

[01:26:27] Oh my god. Yeah, cuz I was grabbing like a water bottle

[01:26:29] I was in the passenger seat and I let my foot off the brake and then it rolled into a

[01:26:34] A stationary car on a red light. Yeah, I remember that now. Yeah, it's okay. My heart

[01:26:39] Yeah, I'm not broke mistakes happen

[01:26:42] I'll say bro. You literally almost died that one time bro because you were you weren't looking left and right

[01:26:48] Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, you know, it's crazy, bro

[01:26:52] I used to look up to you and all this shit

[01:26:54] But like right ever since like they're doing this like weird shit with like animals

[01:26:57] I don't know. No, we're not doing this shit. We're not not not today, bro. I love animals. I love animals

[01:27:04] I love animals, bro.

[01:27:07] I love animals and bugs.

[01:27:09] Yo, so, question. Is the air here? Is the air on? Is this a fake Maybach?

[01:27:14] No. So, you gotta click on the AC button and maybe turn it on.

[01:27:18] You can turn the fucking air on.

[01:27:25] You're a fucking retard.

[01:27:26] Yo, brother.

[01:27:27] How do you fucking...fuck used animals?

[01:27:30] What is wrong with y'all? Genuinely.

[01:27:32] genuinely what is wrong with y'all I didn't know I didn't he stepped on it

[01:27:42] he stepped on the stink bug I was trying to get everybody out the way because

[01:27:47] every life is important there is a thousand degree weather

[01:28:02] What are you talking about?

[01:28:04] You weren't even home!

[01:28:06] Thank God, bro. I want to call a hay farm.

[01:28:09] Dude, you know what you should do?

[01:28:11] You should donate $150,000 to my secretary.

[01:28:14] I donated a lot. I donated a lot.

[01:28:17] So there's a limit to how much you donated?

[01:28:19] No, no. How much have you donated?

[01:28:21] So much to count.

[01:28:23] That's why I don't donate no more. I just gave too much money.

[01:28:26] I didn't even have money for myself.

[01:28:28] I'm on donation. I'm on my limits.

[01:28:30] I'm on my limits. My financial team, JTJ at core at gmail.com, that's my financial team,

[01:28:37] but they won't let me donate anymore. I've donated so much.

[01:28:42] Daniel.

[01:28:43] Yeah, you want to join my court case or not?

[01:28:45] You're what?

[01:28:45] I'm doing a case against dealerships right now.

[01:28:48] What's the case?

[01:28:50] They're illegally raising prices by selling it to other dealerships to manipulate the market and basically make it so no one can upon a car.

[01:28:56] This is for low-end cars and high-end cars, and I got a message from my lawyer saying they're violating your code

[01:29:01] So who are you suing?

[01:29:03] A couple dealerships. I want to make a statement, bro. Something's going on in the world and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it

[01:29:08] What you're a fucking hero

[01:29:10] You're fucking hero. You know the average? It's something about I saw it today. I talked about my chat with it. Oh shit

[01:29:16] That was too weird.

[01:29:18] Bro, apparently like the car is like a fifty thousand dollars. Just saw that tweet or not.

[01:29:23] To get like a new car or something like that the average is like $50,000 ten years ago is $30,000

[01:29:29] Something's going on, bro. And I mean I think it's called inflation. Yeah, and I'm gonna stop it

[01:29:35] How I'm gonna give a million dollars to everybody in the world

[01:29:39] You don't know Trump already tried that

[01:29:42] Didn't you do that like give like a thousand dollars to everybody fucking bang. Yeah, I'm gonna give a million to everybody

[01:29:49] If I stopped taxes, we would have more money

[01:29:53] Okay, let's hope you know you should become the next president. I don't want to run for president

[01:30:01] I don't know how to vote the US needs you. I don't vote for the team choice awards talking

[01:30:11] That was nice, that was nice

[01:30:15] Yeah, bro, guys, I'm not running as that's a switch doing that

[01:30:18] holy shit focus on the fucking road

[01:30:24] it's pahol bro

[01:30:25] open your eyes or something

[01:30:27] my eyes are open

[01:30:29] i know i'm just saying open

[01:30:31] i could literally kill all of us right now

[01:30:33] oh my god i fucking missed the term

[01:30:35] yo co-pilot

[01:30:37] co-pilot you wanna fucking do something

[01:30:39] or are you gonna sit there

[01:30:41] bro you were

[01:30:43] so now he's making fun of people

[01:30:45] i see you hate disabled kids

[01:30:47] I hate the Xamarin case.

[01:30:52] Oh shit.

[01:30:53] I didn't realize my chat's running up the sound for two minutes.

[01:30:55] Happily.

[01:30:57] Stop arguing and just...

[01:30:59] What is that message?

[01:31:00] I see...

[01:31:01] There's a lot.

[01:31:02] They're saying disgusting at Jason or the Therogamoji.

[01:31:06] For what?

[01:31:07] Because you're just a disgusting male, bro.

[01:31:09] I'm not kidding, man.

[01:31:11] Bro, we're car full of males right now.

[01:31:13] You think red dead redemption is a good game?

[01:31:17] You're a 3.5 out of 10, Brad, don't you?

[01:31:20] That's fine.

[01:31:21] When Asian Jeff knocks you out.

[01:31:23] Stop!

[01:31:24] Asian Jeff is not knocking me out.

[01:31:26] Not put that in the air, bro!

[01:31:28] I'm literally going to kill myself if that happens.

[01:31:31] He actually knocks you out where you lose to him.

[01:31:33] On my soul, I'm never going to lose to him.

[01:31:35] Why are you putting this pressure on me, bro?

[01:31:41] It's true, though.

[01:31:42] You're fighting Asian Jeff.

[01:31:43] Okay, don't say okay, you're training training really funny boy

[01:31:49] Hey, he's literally older than me. Is he?

[01:31:52] He's like 20 or 19. No, he's not a child. How old is Asian Jeff? You're fighting a boy

[01:32:01] We're the same physique

[01:32:03] Yeah, yeah, and then you woke up. What do you think? Hey, Leo? I have a question

[01:32:07] My friend Jason the wean is gonna be versing a dude named Asian Jeff in a boxing match. What do you got women?

[01:32:14] Oh, God

[01:32:21] Say that again, wait say that again Leo

[01:32:37] Asian Jeffs built like he does moody time between shifts of the

[01:32:41] I FUCKING GAS!

[01:32:43] Yo Leo, you're a fucking retard, how bout that buddy?

[01:32:46] You needn't even let him finish, man, you're disrespecting Leo.

[01:32:50] Yo Leo, my friend Jason the Wean says fuck you.

[01:32:57] Hey Leo!

[01:32:58] Hey, hey Leo, my friend Jason the Wean says fuck you.

[01:33:02] he's scared of me bro yo yo i said jason the ween said fuck you

[01:33:14] oh word tell that limp dick little ween that i said suck my titanium nutsack titanium nutsack

[01:33:21] with an Asian jet he better bring a diaper and a priest because Jeff's gonna rearrange his

[01:33:25] walk in that modern art jesus really uh i would literally fucking turn your tinn skin oil ass

[01:33:32] dude i'm not gonna lie you might actually get fucking murdered in that ring stop saying that

[01:33:38] stop saying that no i'm not bro hey damn this fucking shit man she's about to move me stop

[01:33:45] saying that you know one more i'll be watching that home bro i heard it's two and a half hours away

[01:33:49] Hey, dude, it's okay, bro. I understand, but you know what? I'll be supported from the sidelines. Thank you, bro

[01:33:56] You're gonna watch your girlfriend fight or no

[01:33:58] What are you saying, dude?

[01:33:59] Oh, just...

[01:34:01] Girlfriends are gonna be in school.

[01:34:03] Dude, stop!

[01:34:04] What?

[01:34:05] You gotta stop.

[01:34:06] I thought school's out.

[01:34:07] No, he's just graduated college.

[01:34:09] Oh, college, yeah.

[01:34:10] She had a law degree.

[01:34:11] Yes, sir.

[01:34:12] Yep.

[01:34:13] Wait, we're about to pass by the Acai Place. Oh, god, I want to smooth it out.

[01:34:16] Oh, yeah, we are. Don't make it hot, though.

[01:34:18] I don't know, I was gonna know a spot,

[01:34:20] it's on a little spot.

[01:34:21] They're gatekeeping at SAE Place.

[01:34:23] So the guy who actually, you all didn't believe this,

[01:34:26] the guy who made the SAE's first from a car,

[01:34:29] literally swarming to the building, murdered him,

[01:34:32] and the whole SAE Place is going to be open.

[01:34:34] It was insane.

[01:34:35] It was the second we grabbed out of here.

[01:34:37] Literally as we grabbed it.

[01:34:38] We were like, what the fuck, I'm like,

[01:34:39] that's the spot right there.

[01:34:41] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:34:42] I feel like that's the spot right there.

[01:34:44] I don't see it.

[01:34:45] Is that the spot?

[01:34:46] No, okay.

[01:34:46] The way they rebuilt it.

[01:34:47] Oh, it's actually not in.

[01:34:49] Oh, it's not in.

[01:34:50] Wait, how?

[01:34:52] Did it actually get rebuilt?

[01:34:53] Take coffee, face it?

[01:34:54] Bro, it's...

[01:34:56] I mean, I'm down to get ass-eye-ees.

[01:34:58] You got a spot?

[01:35:00] You got a spot?

[01:35:01] I got a spot, y'all.

[01:35:03] No.

[01:35:04] I'm bro.

[01:35:05] I'm driving perfectly fine.

[01:35:07] We're about to get adept.

[01:35:08] Toys make his birthday fucking special.

[01:35:10] He has no idea this party is happening.

[01:35:12] I'm adept. I'm 29 years old.

[01:35:13] The first thing I want is to be on-screen,

[01:35:15] celebrating my birthday

[01:35:16] Fucking toys from fucking target. I mean fuck yourself Jason. I would love that if I was him

[01:35:23] Oh fuck yourself. Okay fine, bro. If he okay, let's do it for him off string, bro

[01:35:28] Let's buy the gifts on string give it to him off string. Oh, yeah, let me I'm about 30 years old

[01:35:32] I want I want a gift of a fucking spider-man figure a target. Go fuck yourself Jason

[01:35:37] Hi, bro, what at least I'm trying to do something for his birthday, bro

[01:35:41] like he has this mindset of oh I'm turning 29 birthdays don't matter

[01:35:46] anymore every year I get closer to dying no bro we should said we should

[01:35:50] celebrate life 29 is not even that all I mean I mean it's not that old

[01:35:56] I'll be honest bro I'm 20 I'm like 23 teen years old right now and I'm scared

[01:36:02] about becoming 24 yeah once you're 25 that's when it's like oh shit

[01:36:07] The

[01:36:10] Yeah, wait

[01:36:12] It's not fun. I used to make fun of dads and shit like when I was playing cold duty growing up

[01:36:16] I used to be like these we like bro. You're a squeaker. I'd be like bro. You're you're 25

[01:36:22] Little that I know time is fucking moving bro

[01:36:26] Scary man

[01:36:28] Bro the day my frontal lobe develops though. There's a frontal lobe

[01:36:32] It'll just happen, bro. It'll be fucking legendary. I can't wait and that party is gonna be fucking epic

[01:36:44] No 25 your shit's actually probably almost developed run what's it develops like a new DLC to my brain or yes

[01:36:51] Right now you unlocks and new shit

[01:36:55] But is it okay, but is it unlocked over time and when you're 25 it's finished or when it you when you unlock it

[01:37:01] That's a free bike

[01:37:04] When you unlock it does it start giving you more shit then no you come smarter like a so it finishes at 25

[01:37:10] Yeah, yeah, it's not like a your IQ increases basically like the power last time I checked my IQ. I was like 70

[01:37:20] What 70 IQ

[01:37:24] That's not good

[01:37:26] I think that's like you're like your own part with it's a sunflower

[01:37:31] 50-0.

[01:37:33] Oh yeah, you're on par with like people like, like, Jake.

[01:37:37] What?

[01:37:38] Wow.

[01:37:39] Really, Jason?

[01:37:40] Wow, you're Jason.

[01:37:41] Wow, I see what you're doing.

[01:37:43] Wow.

[01:37:44] I didn't even say anything.

[01:37:45] Wow.

[01:37:46] Dude, that's a pink-ass truck.

[01:37:47] No, it's not.

[01:37:48] That shit pink is fun, bro.

[01:37:50] We heard what you just said.

[01:37:51] Pink, bro.

[01:37:52] Did y'all see, did y'all see Maxine?

[01:37:53] Who did yesterday?

[01:37:54] Hopefully that clip worked.

[01:37:55] The car?

[01:37:56] Yeah, hopefully that's working.

[01:37:57] The car going down the hill, bro.

[01:37:58] I don't give a fuck!

[01:37:59] I

[01:38:02] Did we're really really in the hills right now, bro, so we might actually see one of the genders out here

[01:38:10] Hope it's Caitlin. Yeah, I mean bro, that would be fucking legendary

[01:38:18] Well, I hate when my number gets like that's just girls texting me

[01:38:22] I so you leaked your number

[01:38:25] Yes bro and my girls just keep spam texting me pictures of themselves on my stuff.

[01:38:30] I'm a girlfriend.

[01:38:31] That's not funny.

[01:38:33] That's actually not funny.

[01:38:35] I got it here.

[01:38:37] Oh shit, alright.

[01:38:39] What's Dad's favorite superhero?

[01:38:41] The Flash?

[01:38:44] I don't know bro. I don't care.

[01:38:46] I'm a grown ass man.

[01:38:47] What? You don't care about Dad bro?

[01:38:49] They're here bro.

[01:38:50] What is this?

[01:38:51] Yeah bro, come on.

[01:38:52] Care for your friend.

[01:38:53] friend let's get them like some old people shit too like we turn 30 what

[01:38:57] you what do 30 year old need a game a fucking gravestone yes bro yes I think

[01:39:07] they got that shit at Target brother they got everything at target yeah we

[01:39:12] can get bro yeah let's get two carts you get two gifts I get two gifts

[01:39:19] Yeah, what if we get kicked out bro that's not even a possibility

[01:39:28] It's target bro they fuck with us at target

[01:39:32] Hey brother see the fish guy from Ralph's yeah silky ding dong ditched his shit yesterday

[01:39:40] You ran here, I don't know

[01:39:43] You ran into the door and like bang on it and ran that was actually

[01:39:46] No, that guy'll kill silkie. What is your fish man story?

[01:39:51] We went basically to this market

[01:39:54] We were looking for this fish oil thing and the guide no troll screamed at us saying you need to leave

[01:40:01] No recording and then we kind of went away and he followed us

[01:40:06] Etc. He called security on us. We didn't even do anything. We literally just like slowly walked away

[01:40:10] You have a little bit of a problem though

[01:40:12] Yeah, yeah

[01:40:14] Yeah, so why not type in my chat, bro? No, cuz it cuz they're asking oh, what do you get someone for that's like close to 30

[01:40:22] And I was and they said as John

[01:40:25] Oh my god

[01:40:33] What what wrong

[01:40:35] What a gentleman, to be honest with you, who is this?

[01:40:39] 20 fucking six?

[01:40:41] Holy, what is this hill?

[01:40:45] Oh yeah.

[01:40:47] Oh, I was here before.

[01:40:49] You streamed here?

[01:40:51] No, I was here off-stream.

[01:40:53] Bro, are they nice here?

[01:40:55] No.

[01:40:57] What?

[01:40:59] Let's try to get like a Max Wind parking spot, maybe.

[01:41:01] Sometimes it's Pogger.

[01:41:03] Everything's taking I'm getting stairs, bro

[01:41:18] What a bit put a bit

[01:41:23] Me bro, maybe I'm gonna be there. Maybe I've literally never get old

[01:41:33] see if I can do this. Let's get the Ws going, let's get the pre-Ws going, if I can check.

[01:41:37] Oh, that's a family of five.

[01:41:38] Oh, I just, dude, we're just disgusting streamers who IRL and ruin people's day.

[01:41:43] Why are you sweeping and go back to desktops, bro?

[01:41:45] These disgusting ass streamers are so important.

[01:41:47] Listen, bro, listen, bro, as long as you show respect to people in public, I think it's okay.

[01:41:52] This is so disgusting, like, what do streamers even provide for the world?

[01:41:57] I might have to retweet that perfect bucket parking man can we get a W's go up for the parking segment

[01:42:05] It's fucking go man

[01:42:07] She's looking at you and she hates you

[01:42:09] She's looking at you and she wants to go on

[01:42:11] Where is she fucks with me?

[01:42:13] She's broken down some of the time

[01:42:15] No, just a piece, man

[01:42:17] Are they starting to hit your car?

[01:42:19] Yeah, they're not

[01:42:21] Is that a honk at her?

[01:42:23] I would jump out and I would stand behind her car me like let me get your fucking information now

[01:42:30] Holy shit

[01:42:33] That's a word bro. You really just do a fucking cigarette. It's not valid for bad boy or late 50% of the time

[01:42:41] Oh, I know that one

[01:42:43] Dude, he's talking to me.

[01:42:45] Oh, my God.

[01:42:47] So that's how it works.

[01:42:52] I'm down here and I love this.

[01:42:58] Hi.

[01:42:59] Dude.

[01:43:04] So handsome.

[01:43:06] I keep seeing new clips of our house when I go down here.

[01:43:11] We got to split up right here in the town.

[01:43:13] I bet.

[01:43:14] Yep.

[01:43:15] Actually, don't see.

[01:43:16] I think we really are in Calabasas.

[01:43:27] We have arrived to Targon.

[01:43:29] Should we get a car or not?

[01:43:31] We don't need a car, huh?

[01:43:33] Well, it depends on what side you get in.

[01:43:37] Low key, yeah.

[01:43:39] OK, yeah, we'll get her.

[01:43:46] Oh, man, look here, maybe.

[01:43:50] Sorry.

[01:44:02] Come on, Charlie.

[01:44:03] I think we're gonna follow her.

[01:44:04] I know, though.

[01:44:05] I'm gonna have to cut some corner here.

[01:44:09] fuck

[01:44:11] oh

[01:44:18] what if it's okay not no recording of any type it's a lot of nice

[01:44:39] listen

[01:44:41] blow my eye

[01:44:48] oh, that's a big blow

[01:44:53] we have to go to the phone and then the snitch on them

[01:44:56] see see see

[01:45:03] oh my god, bro

[01:45:05] Wait, can you check my ship and make sure, or, let me know when it's, I got you.

[01:45:18] No, 60, 60, switch my ship. Take 60, switch my ship, man.

[01:45:26] No, it's 60, you fucking doodles y'all.

[01:45:28] I'm on my phone.

[01:45:29] On my phone?

[01:45:30] Where's, okay, I got you.

[01:45:35] I could look if you just go this way, look up it.

[01:45:48] We need to get in and get out now.

[01:46:55] We face hubbub.

[01:46:56] Bro, yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.

[01:46:58] I'm not even bro, I'm recording myself right now.

[01:47:01] Yeah, we're good.

[01:47:02] You scared first?

[01:47:03] We're very, very good.

[01:47:05] Like, should I be?

[01:47:06] You know what I mean?

[01:47:08] Walking cane, John.

[01:47:09] You need walking canes?

[01:47:22] Where's the toy section?

[01:47:24] Oh, like, like, yeah, Pampers for his, yeah, future family, I like that.

[01:47:35] It might be the other way, right?

[01:47:41] Coffee? Yes.

[01:47:43] Oh my God, yeah, because he loves coffee, bro. Now, which coffee shop do I get?

[01:47:48] Him.

[01:47:50] Which coffee?

[01:47:54] Protein coffee. Okay, this is actually fire

[01:48:03] Bro, this is good. Tony's is good

[01:48:09] Eww

[01:48:11] I guess he wants that bullshit

[01:48:13] shit

[01:48:23] What's a good what's a good one it's a good old John, you know, yeah

[01:48:31] What should we never mind brother, you know, bro, we're nobody I'm not gonna wait here, bro

[01:48:34] Wait for your a

[01:48:40] Oh

[01:48:42] Yeah, Louis personal rose from Starbucks

[01:48:46] Why don't you pick the most expensive bag?

[01:48:52] This is a $20 one, that's the one on the bottom

[01:48:57] Is it feels like really good? I think so

[01:49:04] Darker blend dark chocolate berry smoke

[01:49:11] Let's get him some hazelnut coffee

[01:49:13] Wait, is this is this already grinded though because we don't have a grinder

[01:49:18] Any shit that's already find it. I

[01:49:21] Just shit my pants

[01:49:23] oh yeah that's it right there $42 oh yeah that's the one that's the one they

[01:49:36] He's gonna love that shit.

[01:49:38] He's gonna love it bro.

[01:49:40] Yeah, first of all, you don't have to shit.

[01:49:42] Oh, yeah, you don't have to shit.

[01:49:52] Don't run, Jason.

[01:49:54] What?

[01:49:56] I got you now.

[01:49:58] I'm on my phone right now.

[01:50:00] I can't call right now, bro.

[01:50:02] I'm in the tour game.

[01:50:04] Don't you fucking dare snitch on me, you hear me?

[01:50:08] You shut the bitch up and don't snitch on me, okay?

[01:50:11] I'm not gonna snitch on you, I've already got kicked out.

[01:50:14] Listen, I'm off my control.

[01:50:17] You know I'm getting the places right now.

[01:50:20] Where's John?

[01:50:21] John's with me, I'm chilling.

[01:50:25] Okay, alright.

[01:50:27] Alright, alright.

[01:50:29] Alright, I'mma pull up, I'mma pull up.

[01:50:32] Some time.

[01:50:33] Crap, hold on.

[01:50:36] I'm sure I didn't really think...

[01:50:37] Hmm, what target is this?

[01:50:39] MLA critical.

[01:50:41] Okay, I got it.

[01:50:44] Is this the center?

[01:50:46] Yep.

[01:50:49] Yo.

[01:50:50] I'm there.

[01:50:51] Bye, hold on.

[01:50:55] It's the right one.

[01:50:57] This one's an hour and a half away.

[01:51:02] huh

[01:51:04] okay I'll go sell this

[01:51:06] alright we need a tank

[01:51:10] oh my god, what are you doing guys?

[01:51:14] he's snitching

[01:51:17] he's calling me a tank

[01:51:19] what the fuck is that?

[01:51:21] I don't know

[01:51:23] hey bro, wait for me to

[01:51:25] go pick up the radio

[01:52:02] They're not doing anything, it's like I'm on FaceTime.

[01:52:13] Where's the toy section, there?

[01:52:15] I can walk with you!

[01:52:26] Sarah, you got charity.

[01:53:02] Excuse me, do you know if the toys are out?

[01:53:05] I'll take the first left one off and then you'll see.

[01:53:08] Thank you.

[01:53:09] No, no, that's not what it's about.

[01:53:10] No way, Chris.

[01:53:11] Yeah, I got you, dude.

[01:53:12] You actually?

[01:53:13] Yeah.

[01:53:14] Holy shit.

[01:53:15] What are you, actually, this one?

[01:53:16] No, no, no.

[01:53:17] It's my stuff.

[01:53:19] Wait, what?

[01:53:21] Yeah, yeah, I got you.

[01:53:22] No, actually.

[01:53:23] No, no, wait, my head is hurt.

[01:53:26] Holy shit.

[01:53:27] Are you kidding me?

[01:53:28] No, no, no, no, this is my face.

[01:53:30] I'll just face off.

[01:53:32] Hey, bro.

[01:53:33] Hey, how you doing?

[01:53:34] Yeah.

[01:53:35] No, no way.

[01:53:36] Action.

[01:53:37] I see every word, bro.

[01:53:38] Dude, I love that word.

[01:53:39] Thank you, bro.

[01:53:40] Little, little Ashley homage, little Ron homage.

[01:53:43] Huh?

[01:53:44] Me?

[01:53:45] Oh, I'm working.

[01:53:46] Sorry, bro.

[01:53:47] All right, bro.

[01:53:48] Talk to me a few minutes, though.

[01:53:50] Dude, just getting toys for a dad.

[01:53:52] You know, it's turning 2019.

[01:53:54] Uh, no.

[01:53:55] I'm sorry.

[01:53:56] Should we get us some men's daily vitamins?

[01:54:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:54:04] Oh, yeah, and I go to your mother, man.

[01:54:09] I'm gonna have some, uh, extra kids.

[01:54:17] Um, ooh, maybe Viagra.

[01:54:24] Agro cuz like oh, yeah, older. Yeah, that's tough. Where is the Viagra thing?

[01:54:35] Holy shit, oh, that's it. I'm talking right here, bro. Yeah, right. Nope. It's good with some diapers, bro

[01:54:42] Give him a large breath. Okay, here we are. Wow

[01:54:48] A little vibrator action, a little vibrator action, maybe not, maybe not, a little vibrator action.

[01:55:01] I don't know, some large sized condoms maybe?

[01:55:03] No.

[01:55:06] Let's get them to decorate, and then let's give them a Spider-Man toy in the outfit.

[01:55:10] Spider-Man?

[01:55:11] Oh no, the flash toy.

[01:55:18] What's up, bro?

[01:55:28] Oh my god, bro.

[01:55:33] They got him real quick, but there's a twist.

[01:55:42] Wait, is it upstairs, is it upstairs?

[01:55:50] I'm trying to get trespassed?

[01:55:53] Oh, what's happening?

[01:55:55] Genuinely, where the fuck is the toilet seat?

[01:55:58] There's fucking toilet seat.

[01:55:59] No?

[01:56:00] Yeah.

[01:56:02] No, I just walked around.

[01:56:07] I just need a full 180.

[01:56:12] Weird.

[01:56:16] This is a 4181.

[01:56:26] We're here!

[01:56:30] Oh my god bro.

[01:56:34] Oh my god bro.

[01:56:36] I'm stressing out right now.

[01:56:39] Oh my god it's wrong.

[01:56:46] Oh my god, Toys, what are you doing, you son of a...

[01:56:56] Oh my god.

[01:57:07] Bro, alright, let's get him a little Nerf gun.

[01:57:12] He likes the flash.

[01:57:14] Flash, flash, flash.

[01:57:16] Oh my god, that vengeance is just kind of cool.

[01:57:20] It's kind of cool.

[01:57:21] He's gonna get 30 years old.

[01:57:22] He's gonna want that.

[01:57:23] I mean, bro, his whole room is decorated in two ways.

[01:57:28] Oh, wow.

[01:57:29] And I was cool.

[01:57:31] That's awesome.

[01:57:42] Spider-Man?

[01:57:44] What about the Flash? Is there any of the Flash at all?

[01:57:47] Or Batman. Batman, he likes Batman.

[01:57:52] Fuck.

[01:58:01] what oh my god isn't that your car he likes this shit I feel like that's your

[01:58:10] car bro

[01:58:13] I'm gonna try to have some bullshit bro just Batman in the flash this is what kids

[01:58:17] be playing with nowadays that's kind of cool sure this is hard bro where's Batman

[01:58:31] Oh, fuck this Batman.

[01:58:35] Oh, these are kinda good tools, man.

[01:58:41] Oh, fuck. Oh my god.

[01:58:51] So there's no Batman.

[01:58:58] So there's no Batman.

[01:59:01] So what is it no Batman?

[01:59:08] There's nothing fucking here.

[01:59:11] This is the worst store ever.

[01:59:14] Oh my god.

[01:59:15] Rain rot.

[01:59:16] Mr. Beast next to Groger Garden?

[01:59:20] That's hard.

[01:59:21] What is Mr. Beast have to do with it?

[01:59:24] Oh my god.

[01:59:25] Oh my god.

[01:59:26] He's gonna love this, bro.

[01:59:31] Love this dude, dude look at the gift I got for a dad. Oh, that's hard

[01:59:36] He might be so happy that he's gonna love this shit

[01:59:51] Bro, how is the skibby toilet still like a thing

[01:59:57] Skibby toilet toy what fuck is John

[02:00:01] I was trying to find Batman I guess I got the flash. All right, let's do this and then let's get a waffling thing

[02:00:12] Let go Batman let go Batman

[02:00:21] Let go Batman oh my god

[02:00:25] That's hard, bro

[02:00:31] you

[02:01:01] you

[02:01:31] you

[02:02:01] you

[02:02:31] you

[02:03:01] you

[02:03:31] Oh

[02:03:40] What about like some elderly objects things for the elderly

[02:03:46] Like there's no like

[02:03:50] Walkers

[02:04:01] Okay, that's all good.

[02:04:13] Okay, thank you

[02:04:21] No words

[02:04:26] Or we can get him a rod and then pretend like

[02:04:31] Oh, that's tough right here.

[02:04:33] Oh, that's hard, bro.

[02:04:37] What do you think?

[02:04:38] That works.

[02:04:39] I mean, you just take it out the bag and say it's a cane.

[02:04:41] You win, though.

[02:04:46] Yeah?

[02:04:50] You wanna brush out?

[02:04:51] Oh, fuck.

[02:05:00] Let's get out of here, man.

[02:05:01] I'm gonna check out.

[02:05:14] Fuck! Fuck!

[02:05:16] Fuck!

[02:05:17] Fuck!

[02:05:18] Fuck!

[02:05:19] Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[02:05:32] Oh, card. Um, that may... that may card.

[02:05:49] I need a cane, bro.

[02:05:55] I forgot I'm older fragile now.

[02:05:59] Alright, we have some time now.

[02:06:03] Alright, good mix of success.

[02:06:07] You should get out of here.

[02:06:11] Get out of here.

[02:06:49] Okay, so it won't scan, does that mean it's free?

[02:07:18] by yours fucking streamer

[02:07:20] no, what do you mean?

[02:07:24] see, it doesn't...

[02:07:25] unable to add, bro

[02:07:26] like it's glitched

[02:07:28] like what's going on with this?

[02:07:30] okay, that nicely meets the...

[02:07:32] excuse me sir

[02:07:33] this one wants skin

[02:07:36] this is the barcode that it does

[02:07:38] yeah, it's just not skin

[02:07:40] barcode

[02:07:48] That means it's free.

[02:07:50] What? No. Don't worry.

[02:08:18] What's he doing?

[02:08:20] There we go.

[02:08:21] Oh, I'm unable to...

[02:08:22] Does that mean it's free?

[02:08:23] No.

[02:08:24] It's...

[02:08:25] Alright.

[02:08:27] I'll just scan all these.

[02:08:29] I'll enter the date.

[02:08:30] Alright.

[02:08:31] You got it.

[02:08:32] You got it.

[02:08:33] Alright.

[02:08:36] Alright.

[02:08:37] So it looks like this is $39.99.

[02:08:40] Still want to get it?

[02:08:41] Yep.

[02:08:42] You got it.

[02:08:43] Thank you, sir.

[02:08:44] You got it, bud.

[02:08:45] Just shopping for my, uh, uh, elderly friend.

[02:08:52] You have another bag or do you just have another one?

[02:08:55] Good, bro.

[02:08:56] You gotta be in a type of environment.

[02:08:59] Okay, man.

[02:09:01] I get it.

[02:09:03] Yeah, get it.

[02:09:04] Uh, get it all out.

[02:09:05] Yeah.

[02:09:06] Okay.

[02:09:07] What?

[02:09:08] You think I'm assaulting you or something?

[02:09:09] What the fuck?

[02:09:10] What the fuck

[02:09:16] No tech I'm not alive

[02:09:40] Well, self-express.

[02:09:45] What the fuck?

[02:09:47] Dude, stop. Stop kissing, bro.

[02:09:52] Come on.

[02:09:54] I'm the glue.

[02:09:56] Oh my goodness, sir, you're the best.

[02:10:05] Yeah, I need to pay with this phone.

[02:10:10] Alright mission fucking successful boys the bad thing to love this shit

[02:10:22] 60 swish 60 swish

[02:10:27] Can't forget this

[02:10:40] Alright, I'm out, y'all.

[02:10:52] Hey, asshole, stop recording me.

[02:10:57] And we're out of there all in the day's work.

[02:11:14] It's good, guys.

[02:11:17] No pictures, y'all.

[02:11:19] guys

[02:11:28] Let's get the fuck out of here, man. Yeah

[02:11:34] Now it's probably one of the quicker shopping segments can we get a W in a chaff or death?

[02:11:41] What do I put the car all right

[02:11:47] Whoo

[02:11:49] Fucking hell, it's 9 to the beat outside.

[02:11:52] I'm fucked.

[02:11:56] Alright, so we got Flash.

[02:11:59] Hey!

[02:12:01] Made it out!

[02:12:02] Bro, thought we were never gonna leave that store.

[02:12:08] Bro, what?

[02:12:09] He's got a fucking toy.

[02:12:11] Maybe, maybe it's not about the journey of the content, and it's about the death of the-

[02:12:15] Oh, that Asian man's got hit in the head.

[02:12:17] Motherfucker.

[02:12:19] Why would you fucking hit me?

[02:12:21] Gotta say, I definitely got my neck.

[02:12:23] You got my neck.

[02:12:25] Open the Maybach trunk.

[02:12:27] Please, please.

[02:12:33] What the fuck?

[02:12:34] Leaked.

[02:12:37] Dude, the dad's gonna fucking love this shit, man.

[02:12:40] He might. He's gonna love this, though.

[02:12:42] This is probably his favorite shit he got.

[02:12:43] That's literally your car, bro.

[02:12:45] That's your car.

[02:12:46] Oh my god, you fucking almost chopped up my hand off.

[02:12:50] I'm alive.

[02:12:52] Please stop it on the car.

[02:12:58] Fuck yeah.

[02:13:04] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[02:13:06] I have like 50 fucking people trying to run at me.

[02:13:09] Bro, yeah, that she was a movie man.

[02:13:12] I gotta go home and surprise the dab, y'all.

[02:13:14] Who'd you invite to the party?

[02:13:15] What would you like to party party? Yeah, I could drop the address to this house

[02:13:20] Is anyone in the chat? No one has it who wants to go to adapts surprise birthday party jet

[02:13:30] Yo, it's hot here. Oh shit

[02:13:33] God, bro, who turned the fuck son? I forgot party of my pants right now

[02:13:45] Oh fuck yeah, so I want to text a dab and be like I got some presents for you.

[02:13:59] Dude don't leak that you got presents for him.

[02:14:02] Oh shit you're right surprise bro.

[02:14:04] Fucking leaker bro I hate leakers.

[02:14:06] What the fuck?

[02:14:08] I hate when people do leak shit man.

[02:14:11] Like just where are you going?

[02:14:13] I'm going to follow the Google Maps!

[02:14:16] Damn, bro!

[02:14:18] Fucking hell!

[02:14:19] His fingers are so short and bad.

[02:14:21] Bro, I don't know if that's short fingers that are bad.

[02:14:22] You do got stocky, chubby fingers.

[02:14:25] Okay, that's cool.

[02:14:26] I bet when you were a tiger...

[02:14:27] Feedbub!

[02:14:28] Wait, what?

[02:14:29] Is that a kid on it?

[02:14:30] Oh!

[02:14:30] Oh, fucking God.

[02:14:33] Sorry.

[02:14:34] Bro, if we stayed long enough, we wouldn't have ran into Chloe.

[02:14:37] Bro.

[02:14:38] We would have been dangerous.

[02:14:39] We would have been a legendary guy.

[02:14:41] We would have been a legendary place in our area.

[02:14:42] We could do a route like this.

[02:14:44] The ladies had a crush on the boat.

[02:14:46] Oh my god, you did go into her ship.

[02:14:48] No! That's crazy!

[02:14:50] What?

[02:14:52] What's up?

[02:14:54] You ever ran into a big cake in the house?

[02:14:56] Yeah, I probably did.

[02:14:58] Well, anybody got watered?

[02:15:00] No.

[02:15:02] I'm starting to realize that you're kind of in the way.

[02:15:04] Yeah.

[02:15:06] Look, your body's too good.

[02:15:08] I don't see your car.

[02:15:10] What's that text of dad?

[02:15:13] Are you are you home and then say yo can I use you for content and notes your birthday coming up and

[02:15:19] You find a plan on live and you kind of want some peace for your birthday

[02:15:22] But do you mind if you you know get on my streamer quick so I could use you for content and make money

[02:15:30] I mean if y'all put it like that

[02:15:33] Yeah, this

[02:15:40] Okay, this is a hot take.

[02:15:42] I don't know what's going on today, bro.

[02:15:44] I'm just trying to make the best out of a bad situation,

[02:15:47] and I'm just getting like, I feel harassed, bro.

[02:15:50] I feel harassed.

[02:15:50] I'm sorry, bro.

[02:15:51] And I've been driving y'all around, bro.

[02:15:53] I'm so sorry.

[02:15:54] I'm not driving y'all around.

[02:15:55] I don't really feel harassed.

[02:15:57] No, dude, we're sorry, bro.

[02:15:59] I'm feeling hurt, bro.

[02:16:00] Bro, why'd you forgive us?

[02:16:01] I feel hurt.

[02:16:02] Do you forgive and forget?

[02:16:05] If y'all apologize.

[02:16:06] I'm sorry, bro.

[02:16:07] Okay, we're actually sorry.

[02:16:08] We have you in NMS's like apology bro.

[02:16:10] Thank you. I'm good. I'm good now, bro.

[02:16:12] Well, it's all just M&Ms too, because sometimes I just take it too far.

[02:16:15] But if you're gonna get knocked out by Jeff, then just get knocked out, bro.

[02:16:18] That's the truth of life. I'm finding someone who's gonna get knocked out, so...

[02:16:21] I'm not gonna get fucking knocked out, bro.

[02:16:23] What if he knocks you out and says,

[02:16:24] Fox! Do what, Jeff?

[02:16:26] I'm not getting fucking knocked out, man.

[02:16:28] Oh, God, if you got knocked out and he said 200, I would actually just have to just...

[02:16:31] You would be a disappointment to everyone.

[02:16:33] I'm not getting knocked out, bro.

[02:16:35] I'm not getting knocked out. Don't even fucking say that.

[02:16:38] I gotta watch some footage of him fighting.

[02:16:40] Can we have some footage of him?

[02:16:42] Yes.

[02:16:42] He's a fucking fucking lethal weapon.

[02:16:48] Oh, GGs.

[02:16:49] Wait, why?

[02:16:51] What happened?

[02:16:54] Just a freaking goodbye car.

[02:16:57] Uh, Dad said he's not trying to be on the show.

[02:16:59] Who the fuck would have guessed that?

[02:17:01] Oh, my God.

[02:17:03] Wait, Dad wouldn't want to go on stream before his birthday?

[02:17:06] He's probably trolling you.

[02:17:08] He probably

[02:17:12] Knocked on his door go to his door knock on it 50 times until he gets out. He's probably in the arm so ugly

[02:17:19] I don't want to be on street. Oh my god

[02:17:23] So

[02:17:25] Shut the fuck up, bro

[02:17:29] Well

[02:17:33] Well, see

[02:17:38] Now I have to keep the tourney.

[02:17:40] So wait, master prop?

[02:17:42] Fuck.

[02:17:44] Jason, but this is okay bro.

[02:17:46] Aren't they saying maybe?

[02:17:48] Is that that?

[02:17:49] Bro, it's okay bro, we get this.

[02:17:51] Would you get them?

[02:17:53] I'll uh, wait, can you pretend to be a dab today?

[02:17:56] Bro, pretend to be a dab today bro.

[02:17:58] Come on, come on, come on, come on bro.

[02:18:01] Pretend to be a dab today bro.

[02:18:03] I bought mad shit for somebody, somebody's gotta get it.

[02:18:06] Somebody gotta get the presents, bro. Somebody gotta get...

[02:18:08] Come on, bro. Come on.

[02:18:10] Somebody gotta be a dad.

[02:18:11] Bro, I want milk.

[02:18:12] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[02:18:16] Hey, come on, come on.

[02:18:17] Bro, what the fuck?

[02:18:18] Come on, hot dog!

[02:18:19] I gotta end my stream, dude.

[02:18:22] Whyyyyyy?

[02:18:24] Oh my god, it really is...

[02:18:25] Is that you, Alex?

[02:18:27] Bro. Hot dog.

[02:18:28] Oh my god, bro.

[02:18:30] Wait, Alex, I got...

[02:18:31] I threw you a surprise birthday party.

[02:18:34] you would have never fucking guessed

[02:18:40] i said what's the role play as a dad

[02:18:41] you think so you don't want to do it

[02:18:46] i bet i bet i bet

[02:18:47] i bet

[02:18:48] i just like licked my toe like that and i just felt like part of everyone

[02:18:54] alright john you trying to be adapt today?

[02:18:55] i don't move on that i don't have a surprise though

[02:18:59] i mean bro honestly lose at the curve bro we can literally just

[02:19:02] Luke, Luke could be a daffy.

[02:19:04] He could just gave me Luke if I can give some short ladies.

[02:19:07] She would love that. Another birthday weekend for her.

[02:19:09] Another birthday? Bro, yeah, honestly, bro, yeah, we could want to sit back, man.

[02:19:15] Fuck you, bro.

[02:19:17] Oh my god, what if I become a daft?

[02:19:20] What if you fucking get content?

[02:19:23] Um, you're literally witnessing content as we fucking speak.

[02:19:28] I'm about to be a deaf and Jason at the same time for holy fuck it's

[02:19:35] Oh my god, it was literally loaded. Why does the white guy wasn't like that boy? Oh god it wasn't filming

[02:19:42] What is wrong with you?

[02:19:44] Making time, no troll. How many times

[02:19:46] I'm talking over a Tonscraper

[02:19:48] I'm going to use it to this Tonscraper

[02:19:50] Yeah

[02:19:52] Alright, chatmoms, make a poll

[02:19:54] Who should be adept?

[02:19:56] Me, John, Lou, Roche

[02:19:58] Who should be adept?

[02:20:00] I'm not even kidding bro

[02:20:02] I'm just stuck in a maybach right now chat

[02:20:04] Somebody help me

[02:20:06] That ass

[02:20:10] Who should be f***ing adept?

[02:20:12] You think I should be?

[02:20:14] Hi dog.

[02:20:16] Dude.

[02:20:18] Ah, man.

[02:20:20] Ah, fuck that.

[02:20:26] My tongue is out of fashion.

[02:20:30] When we hit, I bet.

[02:20:32] Let's just put a fucking, yeah.

[02:20:40] What's wrong with our house?

[02:20:42] I haven't had AC properly worked since fucking I have ants all over my desktop

[02:20:46] bro ants all over your door desktop because you've got fucking fruits

[02:20:51] no I don't I don't where's Marlin bro like my day would be so much better if I

[02:20:56] was a hard retweet on that bro I'm not gonna lie I'm stuck with fucking Jason the

[02:21:00] wheel I mean that's just not nice bro I mean first thing you know sure we went

[02:21:07] to target to get a dad kiss and a dad wants to be

[02:21:10] We left it on his birthday because you know that make no sense.

[02:21:13] That's perfect.

[02:21:14] I actually don't know whether...

[02:21:15] But at least we're together, bro.

[02:21:16] At least we're together.

[02:21:17] Who would have thought that you were together in a Maybach?

[02:21:18] At least we're together in a Maybach.

[02:21:19] At least we're together in a Maybach.

[02:21:20] Who would have thought?

[02:21:21] Who would have thought on his 29th birthday he would want to be on Jason the Weed and

[02:21:24] Stable and Auto Street?

[02:21:25] I mean, bro.

[02:21:26] As surprising as fuck.

[02:21:27] No, I mean, bro.

[02:21:28] It's all good, bro, because I actually do have a dad pulling up.

[02:21:32] I do have a dad pulling up.

[02:21:33] I'm going to give him a dad gift, his gifts, and his surprise gift, too.

[02:21:37] Right there, that's the smell.

[02:21:39] $100 on spider-man shit.

[02:21:41] Oh, that new one.

[02:21:43] So little good to be a dev.

[02:21:46] We got a dev at the crib!

[02:21:48] A dev at the crib, bro!

[02:21:52] Bro, wipe that frown off your face!

[02:21:57] Wipe it off your face!

[02:21:58] Turn it upside down!

[02:22:00] But you're in a Maybach!

[02:22:02] Come on, bro, it literally never gets old!

[02:22:06] the fucking champagne glass out what's it be sad about name one thing bad about

[02:22:18] your life right now that literally sounds like cinema that sounds like fun

[02:22:26] Come on bro, don't eat it.

[02:22:28] Why is the Uber driver talking so much?

[02:22:31] Man, that guy, man, that guy in your chat, man.

[02:22:34] Like, come on bro, let's put this shit on.

[02:22:38] You want to sing something, I think?

[02:22:40] Alright, man, you should probably sing a song.

[02:22:42] Okay, uh, this is a good one.

[02:22:48] Why am I looking at the house, and I see a fucking white-bodied cyber truck in the driveway?

[02:22:54] Yo, this day, yo, go back home.

[02:22:57] Why is there a wide-body cider?

[02:23:01] You don't know, babe.

[02:23:04] Macy's building the worst collection, dude.

[02:23:07] It's the sweetest thing.

[02:23:11] I'm never getting a part of it.

[02:23:13] I don't know.

[02:23:14] But I don't change.

[02:23:16] If I had it my way.

[02:23:20] I

[02:23:28] Bro, why do you look like annoying?

[02:23:30] Um, I don't know. I drove 30 minutes in a fucking car to go to Target to buy fucking toys

[02:23:38] Stop exaggerating

[02:23:41] Stop being so pessimistic

[02:23:43] Okay, let me try to be optimistic. Come on, bro. I actually haven't so much fun with Jason right now

[02:23:48] Thank you and Eminem's brother vice their Eminem's chats probably go crazy

[02:23:53] Chad

[02:24:07] Or to my

[02:24:09] Two days, no, so just so you know we get home we're gonna see a cyber truck

[02:24:14] That's one of 40

[02:24:17] I would actually

[02:24:19] I would pay you like I want to see what it looks like

[02:24:23] Oh, that's him might actually be fired. Wait, can you get his rabbit back?

[02:24:27] I'll get you some last car, bro.

[02:24:36] Oh, wait. Adaptive Text-A-Made.

[02:24:37] What'd you say?

[02:24:38] You said, yo, bro, I actually am down to come on stream, but can I get a Katiac combo?

[02:24:43] Still got.

[02:24:44] You heard that, too?

[02:24:45] I mean, yeah.

[02:24:46] Hey, Alex!

[02:24:47] Oh, it actually is, bro.

[02:24:49] Yo, bud.

[02:24:50] Wait, what?

[02:24:53] Bro, Adaptive Text-A-Made guy.

[02:24:55] What'd he say?

[02:24:56] Actually scrap that you guys deserve 20 nuggets from fucking chick-fil-a

[02:25:00] But I doubt bro come on chill dude

[02:25:06] Uber is okay if we have one stop. Who the fucking call an Uber bro. Is it okay?

[02:25:15] Not a fucking Uber driver

[02:25:17] Speaking of Uber driver for you. Well, I look you want to go to Japan this summer. I'm planning on going to office

[02:25:23] Did I? Yeah, it would be fun. Random kids. I did everything in Japan though. You could do everything there, bro.

[02:25:37] I don't want to go to Thailand. I was thinking about that idea.

[02:25:47] Yeah, or maybe Vietnam, bro.

[02:25:51] They're like my home country.

[02:25:54] Yeah, you're looking at our fake Vietnamese.

[02:25:56] Are you going to Japan?

[02:25:57] So you're going to get in Japanis?

[02:26:01] Say, what is wrong?

[02:26:02] What happened?

[02:26:03] I used to be funny.

[02:26:05] Dude.

[02:26:09] I thought there was a lot more cars here.

[02:26:12] Hello, you laker.

[02:26:15] And the guy that called me cute, not cute or handsome.

[02:26:21] These, these girls, we love you here.

[02:26:26] I can't go to church right now.

[02:26:28] Last time on God, I lost them.

[02:26:30] Yeah, I was bleeding right next to you, bro.

[02:26:35] That's a pension with Loki.

[02:26:37] It's terrible.

[02:26:38] Terrible, yeah.

[02:26:39] We have to shout out of sponsor because we were forced down.

[02:26:42] Oh my God, yep.

[02:26:43] That coin, bro.

[02:26:44] We literally had to forcefully do that.

[02:26:48] Actually, let's be careful. Here we might get a text.

[02:26:52] Actually, I can't.

[02:26:53] I got a hand job, bro.

[02:26:54] Did you get a hand job?

[02:26:55] I got a hand job.

[02:26:56] Oh, I'm done?

[02:26:57] Yes, you did.

[02:26:58] Him and Alan first.

[02:26:59] They still keep bad old people.

[02:27:01] Oh, and Sylvie.

[02:27:02] They were all gonna...

[02:27:03] They were all gonna...

[02:27:04] Hand jobs, old gun, I walked out.

[02:27:05] It was the creepiest shit I've ever seen.

[02:27:06] What do you mean?

[02:27:07] Like, they were all in the same room getting everything.

[02:27:09] No, they walked in and I was like, okay, I'm...

[02:27:11] No, I got peer pressured into getting a hand job.

[02:27:13] Getting a hand job.

[02:27:14] They're like, they're going in to get a hand job.

[02:27:16] They're like, going to this sex store.

[02:27:18] Oh, sure.

[02:27:19] Yes.

[02:27:20] And I'm like, why are y'all doing this?

[02:27:22] And I was like, pump faking it, and then Silky was like, oh, you always do that pump faking

[02:27:26] shit.

[02:27:27] And I was like, I bet.

[02:27:28] I bet.

[02:27:29] If you do it, I do it.

[02:27:30] Then we both walked in, we both got hand jobs.

[02:27:31] I just, I went to get food.

[02:27:32] I was like, fuck this.

[02:27:33] That should look creepy.

[02:27:34] Yeah, it'd be weird as fuck if they went to Japan.

[02:27:37] Well, and right after, yeah, I don't know.

[02:27:41] Public hand jobs bro, what are you even talking about?

[02:27:45] It wasn't public bro

[02:27:47] That's fucking public here

[02:27:49] That's the only thing I regret in life

[02:27:51] It's like a staircase

[02:27:53] No it's like the red, it's the red light this year

[02:27:55] That's the only thing in life I regret

[02:27:57] Bro they had like, they had like TC locked

[02:27:59] Like I'm not even kidding bro

[02:28:01] There's airlocks everywhere

[02:28:03] Wait

[02:28:05] Cyber truck

[02:28:07] What?

[02:28:09] Cyber chains

[02:28:11] I'm gonna take the average amount of time.

[02:28:14] I'm gonna get 7 to 8 pounds.

[02:28:23] ...the backyard.

[02:28:24] Oh my god, you see her?

[02:28:26] It's in the backyard.

[02:28:27] Chill, bro.

[02:28:29] What's up dude?

[02:28:30] You slowed down!

[02:28:32] Oh my god, oh my god, you're gonna go flying off, dude.

[02:28:37] It's my guy James.

[02:28:38] Where's he at?

[02:28:41] I want to go back.

[02:28:48] I want to go back.

[02:28:51] I want to go back.

[02:28:54] And we're back.

[02:28:59] Great to see you sir.

[02:29:01] Is that voice?

[02:29:02] It's my calendar.

[02:29:04] It should be an AP perpetual calendar, R-D-2.

[02:29:08] It's mine is yours

[02:29:17] What do you got on the wrist today melted spritz oh melted spritz wow

[02:29:22] There's your own lack of ceramic AP

[02:29:26] Where's the cyber fuck out the back

[02:29:33] It's tough for real

[02:29:35] Where you look

[02:29:38] Wait, is Lacey back there?

[02:29:39] Yeah, he's outside by the pool.

[02:29:40] Oh my god.

[02:29:50] Fuck, it's so funny, man.

[02:29:53] Yo, look!

[02:29:59] Yo, what was the speed?

[02:30:02] I heard you guys are bullshit.

[02:30:03] I think it's a good trip.

[02:30:04] I heard you guys are bullshit.

[02:30:06] I think it's a good trip.

[02:30:06] I heard you guys are bullshit.

[02:30:07] That's what the public think I'm not so bullshit, I didn't get some bullshit.

[02:30:10] Let me see.

[02:30:10] I didn't get no bullshit.

[02:30:11] Let me see.

[02:30:12] It's not bullshit, it's no bullshit.

[02:30:14] It's not bullshit!

[02:30:16] It's not bullshit!

[02:30:18] It's not bullshit!

[02:30:20] It's not bullshit!

[02:30:22] It's not bullshit, bro!

[02:30:24] It's cool!

[02:30:26] That shit is so fucking ugly, bro.

[02:30:29] What the fuck is this?

[02:30:31] Straight out of fucking Roblox.

[02:30:33] It's not awesome.

[02:30:34] It's a hot, bro.

[02:30:34] What is this, man?

[02:30:36] Holy shit

[02:30:38] You guys wanna know what this is?

[02:30:39] This is a one of one

[02:30:40] Straight bollish

[02:30:41] I'll tell you why it's one of one

[02:30:42] I'll tell you why it's one of one

[02:30:43] I'll tell you why it's one of one

[02:30:44] It has a one of 40 wide body kit on it

[02:30:46] Mixed with 4G Auto wheels with a satin black PPF paint

[02:30:50] Not a wrap, a paint

[02:30:51] Just cause you add a bunch of shit together doesn't make the feel good

[02:30:53] I did not hear this

[02:30:54] It is, it's painted here

[02:30:56] I smell it, smell the paint

[02:30:58] So I do this, it won't peel

[02:31:00] Um, I, I, I, I, I, I

[02:31:02] James said it, James said it's paint

[02:31:04] Yo

[02:31:07] But you put a phase on your wheels

[02:31:12] That's for Giotto

[02:31:14] Bro, you pay homage bro. No, bro. He got Costco wheels

[02:31:24] Yeah, no, you definitely did your big one bro got four-night wheels

[02:31:28] It's better than default, but like it just looks like a toy from Roblox. What other cyber trucks do you see with a wing on them bro?

[02:31:35] This shit reminds me of Roblox.

[02:31:41] Can I get in? Yeah.

[02:31:42] What you changed to in here? Nothing.

[02:31:44] Bro, you dead ass got ported by wheels.

[02:31:47] I might do something. Bro, this shit is...

[02:31:51] How do you open it?

[02:31:53] I think the best part of this lacy the best part is probably a trunk huh

[02:32:04] how do you drive it with the wide body it didn't feel different it felt the same

[02:32:11] but the four geotas are floating wheels so the f-stages are not gonna lie it

[02:32:17] clears the maybach get that fucking guy at the chapter

[02:32:21] I just don't think it's fun.

[02:32:23] No, it didn't.

[02:32:24] It's like you're fast.

[02:32:25] It spins?

[02:32:26] No.

[02:32:27] No, it stays.

[02:32:28] If you go weird, if you drive weird, it doesn't work.

[02:32:31] But when you're just cruising, it doesn't work.

[02:32:33] You might tell me how much this costs.

[02:32:35] How much?

[02:32:36] The Cybertruck in total or the Widebody?

[02:32:38] With everything.

[02:32:39] Both.

[02:32:40] Okay, so the Cybertruck was a hundred.

[02:32:42] It's just a Cyber Beast and the Widebody kit was 40, so 140.

[02:32:47] Holy fucking shit.

[02:32:48] But it is 6,000 pounds, okay?

[02:32:50] And it is a business vehicle. I want to make you guys know that so we're not driving this around for fun

[02:32:54] It's only business purposes only is your main car. Oh, this is my main business car. Yes, I mean business

[02:33:00] Can you open the trunk? Yeah

[02:33:03] 140 on this roadblocks car

[02:33:06] 140 on this bro. You gotta got Chad. What could he have gotten with up? Oh, I'm not gonna

[02:33:12] This is the best part of the park. You're gonna ask the morning. Oh my god. You could have gotten

[02:33:16] Hell of shit you can do with this, bro.

[02:33:18] Fuck yeah.

[02:33:19] Those are my golf clubs.

[02:33:21] I kind of like you.

[02:33:22] A little piggy?

[02:33:23] It's just a truck space.

[02:33:25] Wow.

[02:33:26] Hell of shit you can do with this, though.

[02:33:27] Hello, Bailey.

[02:33:28] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:33:29] Is that a fucking UAV?

[02:33:30] No.

[02:33:31] Well, I mean, this is like, I definitely think it's cool in the soft version.

[02:33:35] But what?

[02:33:36] It looks like a toy, bro.

[02:33:38] You have to hold it down?

[02:33:40] You have to hold it down.

[02:33:42] I don't know.

[02:33:43] Oh, no, I guess not.

[02:33:44] Dude, it's dead-ass but-

[02:33:46] God, this shit is selling way cooler though.

[02:33:48] God, stop.

[02:33:50] I knew it was the wheel ball.

[02:33:52] It's just like-

[02:33:54] It just doesn't look real.

[02:33:56] It looks fake.

[02:33:58] The ballast mobile.

[02:34:00] It literally is a Baylash mobile.

[02:34:02] What is the Baylash mobile?

[02:34:04] Oh, that's a towing company.

[02:34:06] Oh my God, your shit already got fucked up.

[02:34:08] Yep, police toted.

[02:34:10] Police?

[02:34:12] Hollywood police told it what I mean. I don't know it was parked on the street

[02:34:17] So the Hollywood people police told it and then they chipped the bottom so but they're making me do it right now

[02:34:22] Wow, so they got it was one of 40 and he got broken

[02:34:29] What's what is this

[02:34:31] I think that's for something.

[02:34:32] Oh, it's for telling, you know?

[02:34:34] Oh, it's for telling?

[02:34:35] So it should be able to...

[02:34:36] It should look like a stove or some shit.

[02:34:39] Look at it from the right, kid.

[02:34:40] It doesn't look...

[02:34:41] I mean, what do you name it?

[02:34:43] Well, I name it. It was a Nailash Mobile.

[02:34:45] Oh, my God.

[02:34:46] Wailish Mobile.

[02:34:48] Very nice, bro.

[02:34:50] Whoa.

[02:34:51] Huh?

[02:34:56] Well, Adat, where are you at?

[02:35:01] Where's the dad?

[02:35:04] As in Lou

[02:35:07] Like Lou like where's Lou?

[02:35:10] What still her birthday remember

[02:35:31] Hello?

[02:35:32] Yeah, Lou, what are you at?

[02:35:35] I'm at the hair salon, I'm almost done.

[02:35:39] Aw, damn, I had like mad kids for you.

[02:35:43] Cause your birthday.

[02:35:45] Oh, that's like last week.

[02:35:48] I thought when girls have birthdays, it's like a whole month.

[02:35:55] Oh, me.

[02:35:59] So, what is the gift you inspire when...

[02:36:03] Nah, it's just like if you're not here then I guess you can't get a gift.

[02:36:07] Well, I was still gonna come anyways.

[02:36:10] Wait, what time?

[02:36:12] Whenever I'm done here, probably like another hour and then I gotta drive and it's like trash like hour.

[02:36:22] Alright, alright, alright, have a good haircut.

[02:36:24] Thank you.

[02:36:26] bro why do you have a sleep?

[02:36:28] you have a sleeping bag?

[02:36:30] what? you slept here?

[02:36:34] huh? you slept here?

[02:36:36] no. I slept at home.

[02:36:38] you want to be adept today?

[02:36:40] be adept?

[02:36:41] can you be adept today?

[02:36:42] where is he?

[02:36:43] bro, I got gifts and everything for adept bro

[02:36:45] and I got like this whole surprise at the end like

[02:36:48] I need someone to be adept today

[02:36:51] I need someone to be adept

[02:36:53] What do you have still to be in that is it here yeah I can't get you shit bro

[02:37:08] shit so that by G he's wait is that is that what a girl that's a towel right

[02:37:21] Or is that still the weight of a girl that's a towel, right?

[02:37:43] What that's not a gun

[02:37:45] great brawn when we double-patch jaylen green I don't know who that is

[02:37:52] right who the house jaren jackson one of one that's a one of one jaren jackson

[02:37:57] Deandre Aitman who vicky black well that's makes you here why

[02:38:02] who the fuck is the bus right there bro wait till you hit the holy grail at the

[02:38:07] bottom Steve Kerr yeah oh wait he used to play

[02:38:13] yeah water color ink who's that Tim Duncan look at him yeah who's this Derek

[02:38:26] a livelihood that's a maverick's legend right there Jeremy suck on bang Wendy

[02:38:34] Four out of five

[02:39:04] Just pre-gaming for the party.

[02:39:06] It's late.

[02:39:06] Party tonight?

[02:39:07] You got to go out first, then.

[02:39:08] Just pre-gaming.

[02:39:10] You want to surprise me already?

[02:39:11] Yeah, I doubt.

[02:39:12] Wait, should we go to our house again?

[02:39:14] I already did the shopping.

[02:39:15] Got any of my toys by the way?

[02:39:17] I got a bag of toys.

[02:39:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:39:21] Get the party dance, get the dance, get the dance.

[02:39:28] Yo, you got to send the toys for our dad, though.

[02:39:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:39:31] Send the toys.

[02:39:32] Should be

[02:39:36] It's a death who be

[02:39:42] Who's hoping

[02:39:47] Like to do with the watch

[02:39:49] Yo, let's see

[02:39:52] All right, so that doesn't want to be on soon today, but I have like this whole surprise gift this year

[02:39:56] I need you to walk less about today. Can you meet up right now? Yes

[02:40:02] Yeah

[02:40:07] Yeah

[02:40:09] No roleplay is that I got you did ask yeah like no, just all right bet bet. All right, so

[02:40:16] Blindfold we need a blindfold. Oh

[02:40:19] Yeah

[02:40:22] On the light I pull all right blindfold

[02:40:24] You know a death a death. Happy birthday. You know Sam on birthday. What do you mean summer day and push you back to zero?

[02:40:31] I got you some gifts, I got you a spider-man blanket, I got you a 2T3RS pink, okay, you

[02:40:44] could want that, copy-borrow, there you go, spider-man, like what are we doing, like

[02:40:53] I'm not even kidding, like what are we doing, coffee, what is this for, cause you love coffee

[02:40:58] coffee bro. She loves coffee. Batman toy. Love that for you. And Men's diaper. This is

[02:41:05] getting cool. Yeah. Yeah. Men's diaper because you're turning 30. Not 30. Okay. Hey Batman

[02:41:12] gift card. I wasn't gonna. You are chopped. This is depressing. Like what are we doing

[02:41:17] with our logs? You don't think it's gonna move? Okay. You want to see the actual surprise

[02:41:23] was that I was gonna get it.

[02:41:25] Wait, woes, is it ready?

[02:41:29] Woes!

[02:41:32] Bro, is it gonna blindfold him?

[02:41:34] What is that, you can't even, I wanna see.

[02:41:37] Wait, is it ready, woes?

[02:41:39] Huh?

[02:41:41] Not yet?

[02:41:45] Those are really, really old.

[02:41:48] Bro, they can't be that old.

[02:41:50] No, I don't think that old.

[02:41:51] No, you can't, you can't.

[02:41:52] Candy doesn't get old

[02:42:02] But it was it was sentimental boys. Let me know when it's ready

[02:42:06] We still wanted he doesn't want to be a camera today. No, it's understandable. Yeah. Yeah, we're not tomorrow for like his actual birthday

[02:42:12] Probably not

[02:42:16] Maybe give him a call give him room. He told me it wasn't

[02:42:18] No, his birthday you gotta push back.

[02:42:21] I don't think he wants to turn 30.

[02:42:24] Oh, he's sad to be so old?

[02:42:27] It's his 30th.

[02:42:29] No, it's Tony's 30th.

[02:42:30] Oh my god.

[02:42:31] It's his last year.

[02:42:32] It's his last 20th birthday.

[02:42:34] It's his last 20th birthday.

[02:42:36] You imagine his last 20th birthday?

[02:42:38] That's actually sad to think about.

[02:42:40] That's kind of like the old me.

[02:42:43] What's your turn like 23 she's taking your life right?

[02:42:48] It's around you.

[02:42:49] Aren't you 23?

[02:42:50] Yeah.

[02:42:51] Can you sell the rest for you?

[02:42:52] Yeah, I'll be honest with you, at the end of my 23rd birthday bro, I'm going out of

[02:42:57] the bank.

[02:42:58] No.

[02:42:59] That's not good bro.

[02:43:00] You need to live until you have the ranch open.

[02:43:04] Dude, what if we all get old and we all just like neighbor together with our houses back

[02:43:08] to back to back.

[02:43:09] And our kids.

[02:43:10] And our kids.

[02:43:11] Oh my god, that's a deadass.

[02:43:13] Actually, at nightmarish.

[02:43:15] We just have like a little like party, like Sunday dinner type 5.

[02:43:18] My kid would literally run your kid around like a fucking chew toy.

[02:43:21] That's not true.

[02:43:22] My kid would spin slurs at your kid.

[02:43:24] Huh?

[02:43:25] What?

[02:43:26] YUMMER!

[02:43:28] You just connected on Bluetooth, folks.

[02:43:31] Yeah.

[02:43:33] That's chop.

[02:43:36] I'm chop.

[02:43:38] You're, his body was better than mine.

[02:43:41] I'm sorry.

[02:43:42] His body was better than mine.

[02:43:44] I did my own physique rankings.

[02:43:46] You did?

[02:43:47] I had yours too.

[02:43:48] Yeah, you had me at the bottom.

[02:43:50] Yeah, but I said you have great potential.

[02:43:53] I wanna put myself at three.

[02:43:55] You put yourself at three.

[02:43:56] I think behind me.

[02:43:58] Marlon and Jason are top two,

[02:44:00] and then me number three,

[02:44:01] and then I had a dap silky arm.

[02:44:05] What do you think?

[02:44:05] All right, well it's fine.

[02:44:07] It's fine?

[02:44:08] Tell me about your abs

[02:44:10] You know there's no theory. I we we all have I have abs or underneath the fat

[02:44:15] But my true physique is just covered by fat. Well, I mean, yeah, that's how I still

[02:44:22] Like I I can make a bet right now. I'm gonna get it

[02:44:29] Right now I put it on everything

[02:44:33] You should actually turn your shirt off and I'll take a picture

[02:44:35] I'll send it to you, post it on Twitter, and then there you go.

[02:44:38] Yeah, it's not a bad idea, but it's kind of doing it for myself, too.

[02:44:42] Yeah, you could put something on the line that needs something,

[02:44:44] like run a marathon or something.

[02:44:46] Or $3,000.

[02:44:47] Yeah, and then you have to do it.

[02:44:50] Oh my god.

[02:44:51] You know what was crazy, bro?

[02:44:52] We just locked in since October.

[02:44:53] We would have had it.

[02:44:55] Yeah, but we have had as much fun with life.

[02:44:57] No, bro.

[02:44:58] My theory is once you have a six-pack,

[02:45:00] and people just look at you different.

[02:45:01] They're like, oh, you know what I'm saying?

[02:45:02] I don't know.

[02:45:03] I don't want to watch you be too good looking, you know what I'm saying?

[02:45:05] It's not relatable it's not relatable to have a nice body like us. Yeah, but also is it relatable to be morbidly obese?

[02:45:14] Like my weight though, like you know kids probably look like me

[02:45:20] Yeah, you're a bit like overdoing how much you got away right now. I just wait myself this morning like 20 25 that's five five

[02:45:30] That's funny

[02:45:35] like 198. 191. Say I'm glad. That red up put a pain man. That shit's working. It's my

[02:45:46] third week being actually consistent and I last time I weighed myself was 196 a week

[02:45:50] ago. Damn you've been so three months on and off of red I knew you lost five pounds.

[02:45:55] I wouldn't want redder to lose like the fat. It doesn't for you. Are you gonna get

[02:46:01] like the loose skin gone? Yeah. When that time comes but my trainer that's coming

[02:46:05] To the gym that has

[02:46:16] That right up putting me in pain

[02:46:28] Move me in your body and use your rhythm

[02:46:30] You can squat without your wrist.

[02:46:32] I'm gonna wait until I fully heal before I start.

[02:46:34] I've had it for three months.

[02:46:36] It's coming next week.

[02:46:40] Listen, Bernie, just because you got your body right doesn't mean you need to fat sham other people.

[02:46:44] You've got speed viruses in this country.

[02:46:46] Shut the fuck up, Bernie.

[02:46:48] Heather, what if I get it?

[02:46:50] I was gonna blindfold a dad and bring him to the Instagram.

[02:46:52] But don't look, don't look, don't look.

[02:46:54] I'm not a dad.

[02:46:56] Wait, someone pretend to be a dad just for just one day, bro.

[02:46:58] Don't make my fucking day.

[02:47:00] Alright, I'm gonna die.

[02:47:01] Oh my god.

[02:47:02] What is it?

[02:47:03] What is it?

[02:47:04] What is it?

[02:47:05] Are you ready?

[02:47:06] Alright.

[02:47:07] Is that right?

[02:47:08] Alright, what is it?

[02:47:09] All those other gifts, there's some bullshit.

[02:47:10] Oh, yes.

[02:47:11] I know.

[02:47:12] I don't want to do this, dude.

[02:47:13] It was some bullshit.

[02:47:14] Alright, what is it?

[02:47:15] You wanted some sentimental shit, so here we go.

[02:47:16] Alright.

[02:47:17] Swim it up with my eyes.

[02:47:18] Alright, let me know.

[02:47:19] Open your fucking eyes, man.

[02:47:20] One more.

[02:47:21] Open your eyes.

[02:47:22] You burnt that.

[02:47:23] I'm sorry.

[02:47:24] I'm gonna get that.

[02:47:25] You know what I mean?

[02:47:26] I'm sorry.

[02:47:27] I think that's the one I want to trip on right now.

[02:47:30] I just want to wish you a happy birthday

[02:47:32] and talk about a few memories we have together.

[02:47:34] First of all, thank you for always being there for me.

[02:47:37] You are so sweet and so kind

[02:47:38] and just one of the best people I've ever met.

[02:47:41] We have so many members together on and off camera.

[02:47:44] What are they being?

[02:47:45] I'm gonna be up here with us.

[02:47:46] Look, bro.

[02:47:47] I'm gonna be up here with us.

[02:47:48] Sure, I'm gonna be up here with us.

[02:47:50] Aw.

[02:47:51] When Jason told me to make you this video

[02:47:54] and to talk about an experience or a number

[02:47:56] The first thing that came to mind was we lost history and

[02:48:00] You were on a bunch of labs

[02:48:06] I'm a T and they made for you and the next day

[02:48:21] What is it?

[02:48:23] That's the dick you got a dad.

[02:48:25] I'll get a yo from somebody talk to on the daily.

[02:48:27] You're a piece of shit.

[02:48:28] What do you mean? I feel like I was pretty sentimental.

[02:48:30] No, bro. No, you're a piece of shit.

[02:48:32] Friends, bro.

[02:48:33] Dude, what'd you get last year?

[02:48:35] I got him a Rolex.

[02:48:37] I got him a life-sized Batman Snatch.

[02:48:39] Yup, and then you got him tar-fucking yummy saying happy birthday, man.

[02:48:42] Should I already text him or not?

[02:48:44] Well, probably, but, you know...

[02:48:46] You're a sick fuck.

[02:48:47] I mean, I just thought, like, you know, people saying to happy birthday...

[02:48:50] Disgusting.

[02:48:51] Bros people said happy birthday compilations to streamers all the fucking time

[02:49:01] I think it would have been a good gift, bro. No, I think I think it was a thoughtful gift

[02:49:10] Whatever, bro, I'm not gonna lie

[02:49:12] What happened, bro?

[02:49:14] He would hate mek it.

[02:49:16] It asks?

[02:49:18] What do you think?

[02:49:20] You're making it from you.

[02:49:22] Doug, what? That was a nice message from Tarry Emmie.

[02:49:24] It's not from her, it's from you.

[02:49:26] No, it's not.

[02:49:28] Did you make Tarry Emmie think that she was going to be in this group of videos?

[02:49:30] That's what I asked.

[02:49:32] I thought that Aster was only going to be her.

[02:49:34] Really? She sent that?

[02:49:36] I sort of got it.

[02:49:38] I thought she thought that it was like a compilation from a bunch of streamers too.

[02:49:40] a bunch of streamers to them and I'm like oh you're an asshole but no he said that he

[02:49:44] I swear to god I said sorry yummy I wanted to surprise the dad with this video I think

[02:49:48] it'd be funny and a little like hearted joke um not not even a joke and let's just a little surprise

[02:49:54] and I thought it would have been funny cute and wholesome and it would have been and it still

[02:49:59] is I'm gonna just send him the video yeah I'm gonna watch it after um that'll work but but yeah but

[02:50:05] I think that went about as well as I expected it to.

[02:50:10] Yeah, I mean, was that the goal, like for Ron to react to it?

[02:50:13] That's kind of weird.

[02:50:14] No, it's supposed to be.

[02:50:15] No, it's supposed to be.

[02:50:16] Yeah.

[02:50:17] Like, I don't know why people are making it weird when it's not.

[02:50:20] It's not.

[02:50:21] It's not really weird.

[02:50:22] I'm just joking.

[02:50:23] Stop.

[02:50:24] That was weird.

[02:50:25] I'm just fucking weird.

[02:50:28] God, bro.

[02:50:29] What?

[02:50:30] Where?

[02:50:31] I mean, bro, she was in London.

[02:50:37] You made it weird.

[02:50:38] How the fuck did I make it weird?

[02:50:39] It's like literally a bunch of fucking sheep in the chat.

[02:50:41] Oh, God.

[02:50:42] Oh, God.

[02:50:43] It's just a bunch of fucking, a bunch of fucking shit in the chat, bro.

[02:50:48] A bunch of sheep in the chat.

[02:50:49] Y'all don't have a fucking mind for yourselves, bro.

[02:50:52] I swear to God.

[02:50:55] God, bro.

[02:50:57] God

[02:51:02] Y'all don't have a fucking brain for yourselves think for yourselves, bro

[02:51:07] How is it weird?

[02:51:10] It was literally just a little wholesome video, you know, it's horror. I'm not weird

[02:51:14] It's horror and adapt are literally friends. They're literally friends. It would have been the cute lighthearted joke and

[02:51:21] And that probably would have been like ha ha ha and then boom done, but

[02:51:35] Asian Jeff is gonna knock you out

[02:51:40] You know, I got the m stew about the petting zoom. Yeah, they're like, how would you why would you let him do that?

[02:51:51] But um well yeah that was that was I think he would have liked the Batman toys too.

[02:52:02] You know what we expected this time to go at least like 2-3 hours so we'll cut it out

[02:52:11] in about an hour.

[02:52:18] You always give some bullshit.

[02:52:20] Oh my god.

[02:52:24] I'm gonna keep, I kind of want to cut your balls.

[02:52:28] And maybe the diapers for this crying bitch's ass,

[02:52:30] bitch fucking crying chat right here is for y'all.

[02:52:34] Put the fucking diapers on it, thank you.

[02:52:44] Hi, Roy.

[02:52:45] What bruh?

[02:52:56] You went to target bruh.

[02:52:59] You either die abolished or live long enough to see yourself abolished.

[02:53:04] What are y'all talking about?

[02:53:06] What's up with y'all, man?

[02:53:28] That's so fucking annoying, bro.

[02:53:32] Ah.

[02:53:46] No fun allowed.

[02:53:47] Oh, God, bro.

[02:53:49] No fun allowed, dude.

[02:53:52] No fun allowed in the chat, bro.

[02:53:54] So annoying, man.

[02:53:57] Oh my god, bro, after you get knocked out, you'll be drinking through a feeding tube.

[02:54:08] Ha ha, bro.

[02:54:09] Holy shit.

[02:54:12] Holy fucking shit.

[02:54:14] Oh my god, bro.

[02:54:15] Literally someone on it, bro.

[02:54:18] Bro, it would have been a funny, funny, cute moment.

[02:54:24] All right?

[02:54:26] Yeah, bro. Yeah, do you want me to handle chat danish? Maybe not fucking ask and like do your job, bro

[02:54:36] Oh my god, bro.

[02:54:42] Nice, bro.

[02:54:45] Nice, nice, nice.

[02:54:50] I'm...

[02:54:53] Asian Jeff is gonna cut you in half.

[02:54:57] Oh my god, bro.

[02:55:04] Yeah bro, I guess it's fucking weird when Tar Yemi literally was down to do it.

[02:55:08] Nah, I can't, I just can't, I just can't.

[02:55:22] Move on? Fuck y'all, bro. Fuck y'all.

[02:55:34] 2 days hyping that by the way

[02:55:47] Alright bro, yo, what, what, oh my god, bro

[02:55:54] Ew, bro, now open YouTube and you be so fucking choppy

[02:55:57] Like, what is this AI thumbnail, bro?

[02:56:02] I

[02:56:13] Ironic dog

[02:56:24] Nice bro, nice

[02:56:28] Oh my god

[02:56:32] All right, bro, what now what now link with us be I mean Maryland it is here

[02:56:41] um but y'all kill my vibe I'm not gonna love kill my vibe bro y'all kill my vibe

[02:56:52] bro chat tomorrow tomorrow press conference yeah get the fucking baby

[02:57:03] raises that I already said today is gonna be a short stream anyways and also I

[02:57:06] have a fucking cough I got to recover but um yeah part about it um and I'm

[02:57:14] probably in there tomorrow we got the press conference that should be good

[02:57:19] yeah I'm ending bro I'm ending I'm ending no hunger bro I've literally yeah

[02:57:30] I hope y'all know

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