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I should be good. Did I just make it worse?
I should be good. There we go. W Jersey? Hey, bro. You know what I'm saying? World Cup
soon. World Cup very, very soon. As in tomorrow. Holy shit, that was scary. You're actually
So fucking ugly not a single positive message in this chat, but first positives press first person the types of deposit this check gets mod
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That's nothing to do with me, man.
Oh, thank y'all, man. Thank y'all.
Thank y'all so much.
Thank y'all. Thank y'all so much, man.
I appreciate y'all chatting.
I wish the chat started off like this, you know what I mean?
Positivity. That's what we need more in this world.
Too much negative shit going on, you know what I mean?
But as you can see from the title,
We got an Arlington Duwo Stream Haskell is pulling up today
Um, I don't know if y'all I knew this or not, but the World Cup is very very soon as in 24 hours
And you know what that means that means McDonald's is having a World Cup meal
Okay, which means we will be going to get the World Cup meal today
Whoa
Let's fucking go let's go man. It's gonna be fucking fire. Me and Haskell. Haskell said that he got surprised for me. So
Whatever that means. He's pulling up very very soon. He might just walk into the crib to be honest with you
But yeah, we got hella ballast today. Haskell pulling up to the core crib. You already know we got the house tour segment
We got mad shit planned it's gonna be fucking incredible. All right
Have you set your application for streamer you I am still working on my application editing currently editing everything in by myself
Yeah, yeah, just trying to try to see if I can make it man. I'm trying to make it
Simon are in the official YouTube creators lineup for the FIFA World Cup
That's fire. That's actually pretty fucking good, man
Just wait we got some news soon, bro trust. I don't know what we do actually
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
But yeah, how scouts should pull up in approximately 10 minutes
um got tickets provided by me on the 12th me and Yu-Gi
USA first get opener game versus Paraguay we will be going to that um problem is the backpack
the backpack might be an issue but i feel like we don't need it because
Because it's at the Sofie Stadium, which is where Kanye had a concert, and, bro, we were
chilling.
We were chilling.
The Yastring was good, and it was packed.
It was packed.
But yeah, World Cup Saj.
The 2026 World Cup will be the saddest World Cup of this century and people are going to realize it too late because this will not be just another tournament.
This will be the last dance for some of the greatest legends this sport has ever seen.
The World Cup in the United States, Mexico and Canada will mark the final chapter for players who defined an entire generation.
Brazil will watch Neymar play in the last World Cup alongside Casamiro, one of the greatest midfielders the Brazilian national team has ever had.
Croatia will say goodbye to Luka Modric.
Maghreb, bro?
Louis Dowsky, dude.
England will see Harry Kane,
and Richard McQueen as his World Cup story.
Belgium will probably watch Kevin De Bruyne say goodbye.
The Netherlands will see Virgil Van Gaet.
I was compared to him.
Mexico will say goodbye to Guillermo Ochoa,
and Columbia will watch James Rodriguez
take one final shot on the biggest stage.
But without question,
the most painfull farewell will be Lionel Messi
and Cristiano Ronaldo,
because this is their final World Cup,
and the scary part is that we grew up watching these guys.
A lot of people started loving football because of them.
Messi and Ronaldo were not just players.
They were the reason millions of people
turned on the TV every week.
So when this world cup ends, it is gonna feel strange.
Not just because a champion will be crowned,
but because an entire era of football will finally be over.
The 2026 world...
I ain't gonna lie, bro, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Damn. Damn, bro.
I'm not lying. I'm sad now. I'm very sad.
Did you pre-buy the tickets for a possible Messi versus Ronaldo? Yes.
Okay, I did pre-buy by the quarterfinal tickets
uh in Kansas City.
They do have a good chance of making it. Haskell's calling me.
Yo, big H.
Hey, can't get in.
You can't get in?
No.
Are you I said you the killer bro
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Yeah, it's shit work. Are you
Get the fuck out my home, bro
I'll type it to you. Wait, are you show the front row cook? Yeah, did you use pound?
the bottom right see you were doing the other symbol
all right see I'm coming outside and grab you Arlington education brother
Oh
Joe is it that deep? Oh
What the fuck
Nah, bro, when be when be when be you got lucky today next game today
That's come on
Come on do it
One beat we gotta lock in we gotta destroy it. We gotta str-destroy the Knicks
Fuck bro. Nah, yeah, they win if they win the finals the city is going to to erupt into flames
Seriously
Too far
Yo more mail
I'm more excited to see Messi vs. Ronaldo and yes like I was saying I did buy
tickets I pre-bought tickets to that game because it's very high possibility
that happening but I also have the tickets being
adapt are going to the quarterfinals in Miami I don't know which team that is
But it's on the same day. So if Ronaldo and Messi happens, I'm going to Kansas City and I'm
dubbing that one. But yeah, but yeah. W. LARP? Bro, it's no LARP. Alright. I understand that Messi
versus Ronaldo is going to be bigger than the actual World Cup Finals. So, you know what I'm
And the World Cup is in the US so of course I'm gonna go to a lot of the games
Because every four years man. I'm not like Lacey, bro. Oh, there's the FNCS
I got I got to go I got to do I got to play fortnight instead of going to a quarterfinal game
You must be out there got you must be out there goddamn on
Yo
No, I got you, I'm coming to get you.
No, no, no.
Welcome to the cornhouse.
Welcome, bro.
Bro, your fuck is wrong, man.
Bro, I'm not mad.
Welcome, man!
Dude, roll your nose, bro!
These are...
Oh it's folded up doofus and second off these are Margella Gats I took off the
way since my dimple dog was barking on them. What? What?
Oh the wiener dog. Dead ass. Oh my god.
Is it me bugs getting there? No no no. Wait let me see what you pulled up on a whip.
Yeah. Can I see your whip? Yeah.
Daniel bro. You got the, maybe I got the hell cat.
You know they're both two-tones.
Oh, shit!
Yeah.
The Allington demons.
This is really the Allington demons right here, man.
Yep.
Oh my god, we really both got the two-tone.
You got the Hellcat, and I got the Maybag.
I'm not gonna lie, it looks beautiful.
It actually ain't.
Man, I be driving the Maybag like a Hellcat.
Look.
What the fuck are you doing?
Pop the hood.
I don't know how to pop it.
I'm scared, is it gonna burn me?
I don't know how to pop it.
You just go to the side right here.
Look at it.
See, whenever you have an SRT, you do this, okay?
Uh-huh.
I was considering buying one of these.
Wow, look at the conveyor belt on that thing right there.
We need a V8 engine, it's really fucking spinning.
Hey, that's it.
Wow, hey, look at the carbon fiber on the course of the 4-MXV8.
Yeah, how much was this?
$100.
$100?
Damn, big bro!
Well, we really made that out of fucking mud.
Bro, you went to private high school, bro.
What?
Why do you want to I want some army to come to that like for smart kids
What's your GPA?
What about you what's what you go to I want to stick in oh
That's who got shot up no
That's cool. I shot up. He's mugging your shit now
But uh welcome to the corporate. Oh, I'll be driving this shit like a hellcat to look
I'm gonna lie hit the craziest fucking curb
It was actually crazy about this. I actually drove it back to Texas and I hit the back of somebody
In Texas or did you drop this bro? It was a drive. It was like, um
19 hours
Damn bro, and I fell asleep on the road. Yeah, how's you and burp God?
That's good, bro. Do you have a lady? Huh? No, you don't know the lady don't and you don't want me to guess
I don't have a lady. So whoever you would guess I would say no
What are you talking about bro?
Anyway, boys, welcome to the courthouse.
I'm supposed to be the one welcoming you.
Welcome.
What's that?
Dirty towel, you know, we just got done with the shoot.
That's why I was running in a little lay, you know, golf cart as a dax.
You know what I mean?
Fire, fire.
What's your name?
Richard.
Nice to meet you.
Let's meet you two, Jason and one.
I mean, what were you?
We met.
It's OK.
Soki over there.
He's live.
He's doing a sponsor, I think.
He's doing a sponsor segment right now.
Yo, what's up, Soki?
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm busy right now.
He's gaming.
He's doing a sponsor segment right now.
Oh!
Don't worry so much about your later.
He'll just hit you.
No, he's OK.
He's fine.
A lot of people say we say either.
I'm not going to say we're on a trailer.
Yeah, you can say whatever anything you want.
Anything that's not you know, you know
Whoa
He said bigger bro because the house is a lot bigger than the last one. No, you can't say that fucking word
Bro, no, I don't say it all the time
God, sorry
God
bro
Don't come every night. Maybe whisper it in my ear before he said bigger because that house is a lot bigger
Jason honestly, you're good kid. Let me do that. Oh
Fucking great kid from a great fucking neighbor
I'll tell you fuck
No, it's not you cuz I'm five nine
I'm five nine you're not fine. Say oh god your father. I'm sorry bro. I go to the doctor every day
You go to the doctor every day
Yeah, okay, if I give you what's wrong with that idiot
Sorry for calling you idiot cuz you're pretty smart. You had to get you graduated with 3.6 and I graduated with 3.6
No, I graduated with a 3.6 like 2.
That's pretty good, bro. It's pretty good. Did you go to college? No
Not even like
Community college. I was gonna go to TCC, but no
Bro, I seen the last time you were here you marked one of them. You just left.
And the thing is about that like Marlon, let me just speak to Marlon real quick Marlon for watching stream
Honestly, love you to death kid. You're a good kid honestly
Not much to say here, but just don't try it, bro
Just like you know what I mean if he ever comes in this place like let me know before check in cool
And I won't I won't be in the same frame as you so you know, I mean
Like he's so cute. Does he have autism?
No, honey cool make fun of be autism is cool. No, honey. I'm not
No, I'm not
I love
Yeah, you actually kind of do it like I have autism, but you actually like I
can see
The wheels turning for
Have you ever got tested beyond tested for autism? I don't even know how I functioning autism. You know that right? Yeah, I'm
right here and what about it that's that's no lingo fuck is it like you
on the place oh wait give her room I don't know that is my room wait do you
actually live here or do you yes I live here
Fuck me, oh shit
Okay, where do you sleep?
Okay, okay, wait, wait, did you actually watch Naruto?
Yes, I watched Naruto.
You've never watched the first Naruto?
I watched like, clips on YouTube and TikTok.
Oh my goodness.
No, no, I know, I know, I know.
You're a freaking LARP.
No, that's not LARP.
Yes, you are a LARP, bro.
That's not LARP.
I know, it's not LARP.
You're, so you got the most...
What, babe?
yeah did you even watch Tekken time? I watched all of the time that is the
best anime of all time you know it's not oh my gosh what was the best it don't
say some bullshit if I'm a if I if we're just saying the best of the best like
the most complete show ever and it's not even my favorite probably death notes
most complete good show ever but it's not my favorite my favorite is Jojo's
I
You should
And one piece is pretty good too and dragonball dragon my group on dragonball dragon ball
You even watch in the ground up. I did what you do pop a group of abling dragon. I watched fairy tale. I
Watched fairy tale Naruto death note
Dragon ball only to fight machines in dragon ball to be honest with you and
And, um...
I don't know if you ever get a headache when you talk to a lark, bro.
It literally hurts my head.
I'm like, I'm not larking, bro.
Everything's talking lark.
Look, since you're a guest here, we got food, we got energy drinks, we got...
Man, shit.
Sorry, what's up?
Is he gay? No, no, no.
No, he has a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend, no?
I have a girlfriend.
Exactly.
So I don't know who the hell is saying I'm gay.
I didn't say I didn't say stop no you're gonna get me fucking banned he says
bigger bro
stop doing that
gosh okay well coconut water we got coconut water need to be blow W sponsor
hey hey is it good I never actually tried coconut water
Let me get a sip of that water, have a nice dance, yeah I know it.
I have tiktok, yeah fun fact, famous people like me have the same free page as you.
Yeah, why are you shaking?
That shit's delicious.
It's got electrolytes in hydration.
It's good. It's good.
You get a coca.
It's like a cocoa.
It's good.
Okay, I see everyone's chatting.
If you guys aren't going to use the sun, I'm crying.
Picture, don't put a mini laughing.
Okay, tuts. I'm going to let you on it one time and one time only.
We were a couple.
You have asthma?
Dude.
My sister has asthma.
Do you want a cookie?
Do you want a knuckle?
Do you want a cookie?
Do you want a nugget?
No, I don't want any of that.
Dude, I'm on a diet.
This is sick.
I don't even like attack on time that much, but this is crazy.
Are you crazy?
How much was this?
Usually things like this is it.
Pokey maybe it's a myth.
So how much was it?
Oh, it was a gift.
It was a gift.
For your birthday.
For my birthday.
Thank you, bro.
I got your written note.
Really?
Where'd you put it?
In my room.
Look.
PSG signed every player on PSG signed this Thursday dude. I'll be so far PG wasn't made
You know crazy. I'm a Madrid fan, so and I'm a man you fan. Oh, I'm a new fan
Manufa. Wait a minute. I'm a new fan. I'm a new night at Bruno Fernandez, bro
Honestly Portugal Portugal might win
No, they're not winning who you got probably I wanted Arlington, but they're not playing this year
Nigeria not I don't even think I do that
I think they're not in and I don't think so no no
Is Mexico in it?
Mexico isn't in it
I'm Mexican so I'll go for Mexico
You're actually Mexican?
Yeah I'm half Mexican
You will?
Oh, oh, see
That was hard
That was tough
I'm going to get something to see, oh my god, I know
Oh shit, oh should we go in here now?
Who is it?
It's just like what happened today
Uh, I'll face this way
W, W, W
Yo, I'm not trying to leak anything, but the Corbward did some fucking cool shit.
Don't leak, don't leak, don't leak, don't leak, don't leak bro, don't leak.
We were late, we were late, we were late.
What the hell is that?
Yeah, yeah, we were late. We used the fuck out of this kitchen today.
You want to look at our fridge?
Yeah.
You guys have a maid here?
Of course, bro.
Yeah.
How did you do that? A pineapple?
Dude, I'm not stupid.
And you got the...
You got it? Is it exegap?
Nah, that's it. Yeah. You want to try?
If you made it now.
Me and Suki do.
That's even worse, bro.
So you probably put like a blind neck cuz I see you want to see a potion cool recommend alcohol to 19 year olds cool
19 yeah
You're legally Japanese
Please don't disrespect you see like I didn't want to bring this on stream. I love Japan. My culture is not your constant
Let me just say you're not you're Japanese
I love you to death Jason honestly Jason the wind I love you to death
What actually are you know you're actually good, so I'm gonna get the inhaler
I have it on. I actually take it. I actually take it.
Oh my gosh. Everyone, stand with W, please.
Can you go to the doctor?
Actually, yeah, the first thing in doctor you need to measure your height, because you're not 5'8".
Anyways, my culture is not your costume.
I'm not a culture. I'm not culture appropriating Japanese.
Aren't you Vietnamese?
Vietnamese.
I knew it.
Okay, listen.
My name is Jason Tumbler. What's your name?
What's your name?
Askel Ramirez.
We guessed last name?
You know, I'm never going to disrespect a bit many of these last names because I had a
lot of friends named Nguyen.
I'm just kidding.
I have a default last name.
No, it's not.
I mean, the spawn rate of it is pretty high.
Take that!
Ah, come on, Mariah.
Is that one of these core boys' tricks?
No.
That fucking core boys.
You know what I learned from Death Note?
I actually learned the tactic of manipulation.
What are you?
I'm twenty-two-teen.
Yeah.
Check yourself for a tickle me.
What the fuck?
Look, do you want anything from my friends, bro?
Bro, I-
I don't know how she treats you.
Are you thirsty?
Are you hungry?
We have, look, cabinet full of snacks.
Bro, I remember he-
I know he was chief in on these back in Arlington.
Second on these little bottom pops.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
You got some ramen if you want.
Oh I love gushers.
Bro.
Wait, can we do this challenge please?
Dude, this is one of our only things biggest challenges.
Let it.
Okay, put it in your mouth.
Excuse me?
Put it in your mouth.
Excuse me?
If you're actually from Arlington, this will be a test.
Ah.
Okay, whoever quits first is the chicken.
Oh, I'm confident.
Okay, I'm confident.
Okay, whoever quits first the chicken
Thank you funny. Oh shit. Oh
No, no, you did you did not touch a beer, bro. I want to touch that
You cheated you cheated
You cheated, bro.
All right.
If you guys want me to reach for that, I'm going to need 500 subs for starting to sub it
down.
For starting to prove, loop, sub it down.
Let's go.
Bro, no one.
Yes, this is that Arlington shooting.
What?
You from Arlington, bro?
Yeah, okay.
From Arlington.
Actually, from Arlington, do you remember the Park Small shooting?
I do.
I was actually there.
Do you know that?
I actually used to work in the mall.
Damn.
bro after that they had like an AP and curfew afterwards I know my work there
so they were cool yeah just genuinely it was scared back then thank you I was
really there for the shooting she was pussy as shit I ran that shit what I
ran the fuck out that shit when I heard the shots I started running towards them
I saw giving fuck I stopped giving fuck when I was about nine years old and I
in my that smoke where you go where are you going I listen okay see if so can
be pranked let's get the fattest war balloon and do it that's okay you all
I won't dude cuz you know what that's gonna do I'm gonna be banned from
New York I love you and I should sign on it's not what's that sound basically
with suburbs they posted I should have a slurp in the next right now really he's
live in the nicks use those are gonna win anyways I know I know we need a
Arlington handshake bro
Yeah, what up, what up, what up?
You're saying hi, saying everyone hi.
The core boys, what's up, what's up?
This is Ask L, by the way.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
What are you doing?
I just do everything, bro.
That's what he does.
Everything.
I do TikTok, I do Instagram, I do YouTube.
So, oh.
Wait, did you just ask for my YouTube?
My YouTube is, I like Haskell on YouTube.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's it, that's it.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
He's dating Burkup.
What's up?
And you don't even want me to say it.
I'm not dating anyone.
You're dating the pink blossom tree.
That was fucking cool.
That was cool.
You're tough.
You're hard.
You're dead ass hard, bro.
I'm not even gonna ask you anything about your relationship because I know you have too
many and I lost track of you.
You've had a lot of girls in your life.
You're a ladies man.
I can count my number of my bodies on one hand.
Boys, he went from a lover boy to a fuck boy
when he went to the lab.
What are you actually saying?
Dude, because you're a lover boy in Arlington.
We all remember that.
What are you talking about?
When you're in Arlington, you're a lover boy.
And whenever you moved to L.A., you became dark.
No, no, I can count the bodies on my hand, on one hand.
OK, count on my hand right now.
I'm not sure.
What do we fucking, little girls from?
I'm not gonna tell you how many bodies I have.
Dude, boys know this.
Boys always tell everybody how many bodies they have.
Boys always tell how long their penis is.
Boys always do this.
That's a boy thing.
What type of boys have a boys you hate?
Bro, I don't, all my friends' sizes.
You know that too, we don't even lie.
I'm not even smiling, I'm being serious.
And I'm a laughable person.
I laugh a lot.
I'm being serious.
Just go and calculate it and show me.
I'm not. I'm 5.5.
You tell everyone that I'm shooting your size?
Yeah.
What about you?
I'm not saying this.
Dude, come on.
You better put my spring first.
Wait, what type of necklace do you have?
Chocolate chips or pepperoni?
My shit, my shit, my shit pink.
Round pepperoni, slight slant and the pink.
Never would have guessed.
You did a good size.
I would have guessed chocolate chip brown.
You thought my shit would be brown right some Asian now. I got pink
I slanted pepperonis
No, they're round like raisins
You should look like raisins. Would you eat my nipples? No, I wouldn't and I don't like raisins
And I don't like freaking pink strawberries
Just know in first
Birthday sets.
Excuse me, kitchen's not here.
Am I going to see your actual room now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually, see here.
What?
I feel it would be fun to work with your friends.
Yeah.
So when you wake up, what's the first thing you do?
You say hi at your friend?
I wake up usually when I'm back in the team.
I work out.
No, you're actually big.
I can live, man.
You can do that.
I don't want to do the push-up concerts with you.
You're doing great.
I didn't ask.
I didn't ask if you wanted to.
But okay, yeah, but continue but yeah, I've been working on and I go home eat and then stream very basically
And then and then yeah, you like streaming. I love
This is my room you couldn't tell
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The fuck is wrong with you?
You said the wrong girl.
What the fuck?
I said the wrong girl.
Wait, no shoes allowed, right?
We live in an Asian household.
No shoes. You're not Asian.
Please.
You're not Japanese.
I grew up in an Nigerian household.
We take off our shoes.
I actually love that rug.
Go take it.
Where is it?
first before you even I know go tanks bro me that's that's trunks and go long
I'll go go tan fuck yeah I already I'm already seeing the tweets but something
behind your ear and I want to kill you this way I'm not gonna get the fuck
Bro fuck is wrong with me your bed is this a comfy as fuck. He's a queen
It's a king bro cuz I'm a king for a king bro. I'm not I'm five seven my head goes into the bed
You're not five seven. So I'm saying that you're shorter than you are
the fuck
This is tough, bro, and you got the freaky good freaky. I think you have so much sex on this right now
No, no, no, no right here right there
Ooh, what's your step in?
Parker?
Ooh!
Yeah, I play soccer.
Oh, lay.
Yeah.
What a doubt it does.
That's hard.
And this is the direction.
This is where all the shower, hey, hey, hey, okay.
Hey, Chad, let's not get too freaky dubbies in the chat,
but look.
You see it?
Yeah, this is where we, yeah.
Bro.
Let's use the bathtub, though.
No, we can't, whoa.
We shouldn't break this in.
You've never used that?
Never used this shit.
You see the little dust at the particles?
You should do a milk bathtub photo shoot.
No. Why not?
I don't want to put milk in my bathtub.
You just put a little bit of milk.
It's milk flowers and it's a photo shoot.
You never heard of milk from Japan?
It's not from Japan.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm sorry for calling you this person. It's just a friend thing
Who's the top top top five out of Arlington right now? Okay?
Number one house for me is number two keep telling him number three take a
Number four miles Gary, I like it. Yeah, we're five maybe Jason
I mean, I've some friends out there that are doing their shit right now shout out my brother, but I put you like a safe survive
Where do you what do you really think you thought I think I'm I think I'm
After me probably
Mouse Garrett and then take on it. No, I'm kidding. I'm definitely
Bro, you know, I realize I see clearly you doing at my peace by Google
Yes crazy, right? I was there. Yeah, you were there
Like a little ass kid. I was in high school. If we went to the same school
I would get asked like you would have been boogey
movie by me. Seriously, bro. Seriously. Seriously.
Yo, someone put the picture of you with the fucking, the plot. I don't know what you,
you're just like this next to her. Like, what was that?
No, no, no.
Bro, you were, bro, I would pick you up, but you can, I would live, I would live more.
Between the same school, I would literally paint you, but paints both you, your pants,
and your underwear.
And you were like that.
And you were like that.
And you were like me.
Yeah, okay, and I'm a grower.
So am I. I'm projecting right about that happening to me in middle school.
Why? Did you let that happen? What's happened to it?
Bro, I was definitely like, this is throwing my Sakeenians out there.
I'm not a Sakeen hero. I'm a Arlington hero.
Like, last time I went to Arlington, when I go back to Arlington, I literally like,
would you mind if I was landing?
You look absolutely crazy.
I whenever I walked past you. Yeah, why'd you Christmas break? I went back to Arlington
He was at the same park as me. No one asked for pictures of you. No, I see you're walking so safe
You were walking so safe for our high security
And that didn't even sound like a task over out. I had to even sound like oh you're walking so safe
With a girl in the moment. I'll do respects. You're walking with your girl. Oh, no, you had not one homeboy with you
I had that because it's so safe in my city. I own the fucking city.
What? Then make your checks in with me.
You fucking crazy? I landed and then it's fucking...
People on black suits and glasses, walkin' me...
Yeah, I'm gonna have some brick-and-listerine walk you down with my goodness.
Bitch!
My breath doesn't stink!
Throw these away, they're almost gone.
My breath's since 100?
Not that bad, it's just like bro just back up the fuck up sometimes
Oh it's mine, this is my closet
Let's get it!
Yes sir, we're lit, we're lit
You're broke?
Is this real?
Yeah, that's just six bands
I knew you were a panda by demon
No, no, no, no, this one
Bro, that's nearly like this
This is your shirt right here, bro
Huh?
Come on, do I remember this?
Yeah, you actually kept it?
Yes, bro, I keep all my gifts
That's fire
That's a W
And I know you're a glasses baby, I know you love your glasses
Yeah, I love my glasses
That's fire, what's your favorite glasses?
Uh, dude, I lost my favorite glasses, but these are my fucking cool regular product product some real lamp shit
They're sick. Yeah, don't disrespect the five
I'm part of five I already got the double slide
But he's on I
Put you in the food chain
Are these the ones you were whenever you were holding that post-adult poster makes your mom now, bro
Oh
These are my prescription
Like we have the same
We're both blind a little cutie patootie aren't you
Why you got the smallest you have one air pod in here
I got the smallest air pod case that was air pod for
Or the pros are the one with the rubbers those fit my ear better. Yeah, I got like that
I don't swallow out of my ear because I have loose ears look I have loose those don't fit in my ear
They always fall out. I want this dude. Do you know what's crazy about jerseys?
Do you ever do you ever know whenever you wear jerseys and you get more musty?
It's like it's like athletic work. You ever wear a jersey and you just smell more musty than you wouldn't wear a client
That thing I know why because cotton absorbs the sweat and while jerseys don't cause jerseys are like spandex or polyester or something
So like the sweat just stays in the shirt and like it gets trapped in and like that's probably why you smell worse whenever you're in Jersey
What am I invited to the next one or no? Which one is this?
There's not there's not Simon the Simon. Do you think the Simon will ever allow me into this bro?
I saw your application for what to decide one. Oh, yeah, I mean I'd spoke to JJ about it
Under respects JJ. Love you to death kid. Honestly. You're a good kid
It's just like, you know, your time's gone.
There's bigger and better things coming from the world.
You did your do.
You know, I grew up watching you, actually.
Shout out to Sidemen.
I bet.
But, yeah, like JJ.
JJ's a cool guy.
I'm just, like,
Hang on here.
So, you're the seventh member.
I'd like to say so.
The second black member of Sidemen.
I've been practicing my lap.
The JJ lap.
You're laughing?
No!
Getting better.
Wait, so why are you laughing?
I just, uh, just caught me off guard there.
My breath actually started to stink.
No, I was trolling you.
Dude, you made me, you want a hat?
You want a hat?
You can have a hat.
Are you saying my hair's bad?
I just got a haircut today.
No, it looks good, bro.
Just like, I have so many hats, like New Yorkie, Otis was cool, but Dazzle New York City won't.
Wait, wait.
Look, look.
Put it up.
Stay right here.
Put it up.
Hold this.
Hold this
Cameraman, could you please only not show my feet? Okay?
This is just for
Right now look up at me
Look just look up. No, bro. No, bro. Please. No, I don't look up at any man besides God
Just look at me please I'm not looking it's where the tick tock
No, bro, no, you're not gonna fucking frame mug me dude. Dude. No, he's not frame mugging me
Bro, you're not saving fear out fucking wimpy height
Already got the screen shot, bro. It's good
This is hard, bro. I'll begin it into fashion
Do you want to see my pieces?
Look bro, put this on. Do you know what's really good pieces my friend did about?
Well, I'll fuck with diddy-bop
I don't know how to close this, I'm sorry.
It's cool, but just leave it on.
Okay, wait.
Dang it, what is this, Rickones?
Is that a shadow?
Yeah, you know your shadow, yeah.
Oh, Jason!
Oh, here.
Oh, yeah, right there.
Oh, oh, Jason, that hurts, ow!
No, no, you're good, you're good.
Trust me, you're good.
Oh, you got a safe?
Yeah, I got a safe.
What's good on that one?
Ow.
Oh, that's hot.
Oh my God, you are, bro.
Oh, these are kind of comfy. Are these girl shoes?
No.
It's a Balenciaga.
You're fucking weird, man.
All right, pull it up, bro. It's in the mirror. You want to go to the mirror?
Yeah, sure. Fuck you.
Fuck you. It's like Arlington, man.
We don't say fuck you, say fuck you.
oh my god you you're a hard twin you don't sound me too quick
Fuck!
How does he pull it out, but you don't?
Okay, so we'll write this in the check, bro.
He wears it better, he's majestic.
Do the dance, bro.
What are you talking about?
Do the fucking dance.
If you want to do the dance, that's nicely.
Please, do the dance.
Which one?
I don't know.
Your original, bro.
The charm that you started.
I start too many.
Every time I look at myself, I think.
Damn, you look hot.
I'm the Haskell Ramirez.
Doc, are you fucking kidding me?
You need Wendex, I can...
Dude, you just kissed my friend.
That's fucking disgusting, man.
I'm sorry. Give Wendex, I can go. I can order something for you.
It's okay. It's okay.
I'll get you to take everything off now.
This is why I don't go to the chorus house.
The what?
They strip you of everything and get you naked and they...
Hey, just leave it here for me. You should get naked here.
Oh, naked. You're naked here.
What do you do here?
This is my meeting. I actually cleaned my nails last night and I left them here.
Forgot to clean up.
No, you're very clean. This is a very clean one.
Honestly.
Thank you.
Do you want a bitcoin?
This is very nice.
Probably, man. You made it out to mud.
Made it out of the trenches of the Honolenton ground.
No, I'm actually proud of you.
Because like, I don't know where you were in Arlington. You did have a nice ass house.
No, no, no. So basically-
Your house was big as shit.
No, no, no, listen, I, my parents are nails.
I grew up in a household with my mom, my dad,
my aunt, my uncle, and another aunt in one house.
Yeah.
And I slept in a bed with my parents until I was 14.
I'm so dead ass.
Or in the same bed with my parents.
Because I wasn't fortunate.
And then my parents, you know,
they're on the older side of things.
They made it at the mud too.
and then they created a house
and that's the current one they live in now
and then you just knew you were like you just gotta get a
fucking mud trust me I was in the mud too bro
and then we left all our day ones in Arlington
nah I didn't have to do anything
like in high school what were you like
were you like the school bully, were you the job, were you the
kid a little bad flash editor do your job okay so I went to private school
from pre-k to eighth grade oh you're sweet you're sweet sweet I guess private
seriously yeah don't claim on it you know do you know actually why I went to
private school though what it's because they because I grew up in a single mother
household and you know I mean she wanted us to be raised right and we went to
publicly modded many bad ass fucking kids.
So you paid to go to school?
My mom did.
You want lollipop?
We got lollipop downstairs for you.
But to continue, I then went to Zaghee
in public high school after.
And, you know, I was just tormented.
Because public school's not for you.
You're like a private school kid.
You're nice and sweet.
Yeah, I haven't learned to say make up.
I never said make up before.
Yeah, I think it's something right coming out of your mouth.
Bro, it was crazy, bro.
Yeah.
They were gapping up.
They were fucking saying, nigga.
It was a scary experience.
And then on top of that, just freaking, you know,
I had this, oh, like, it was bad.
I got made fun of because I had shit teeth.
And I did TikToks.
Did me too.
I did TikToks in my high school, too.
But like, I was going way worse than you were.
Me, weren't.
I've been doing TikTok since fifth grade.
TikTok even exists when you're in the music league.
I was on Thriller.
And then the next year, sixth grade?
No, fifth grade was my TikTok.
I had TikTok in fifth grade.
Oh, but that was like the Rice Hall rain, where he was like doing the-
No, that wasn't on that side.
I was more on the funny duet side of TikTok.
Oh, like the- Oh!
Oh
They used to watch tiktok compilations on YouTube too. Dude, I used to watch xcc where you had to tiktoks all those videos
What's xccc? You actually watch streams. I actually watch streams. Yeah
Is that a matter of your game?
No, I just couldn't watch the stream.
What do you watch?
I like watching the clips though.
I like how XQC doesn't give a puk puk.
I like that about him.
I don't watch enough.
Other respects.
Can't show no fame.
What do you watch?
What do you watch?
Before we be honest.
Does any of you have any streamers on YouTube?
I just rewatch CD videos and I watch Flapjack on Netflix.
On Hulu?
On Cartoon Network.
No, who?
That's large.
Flapjack is not on Cartoon Network anymore.
was yeah it's not anymore it's 2026 yeah yeah they they removed it because my
favorite show is working hour flatjack finna finna jake ball beyblade
adventure time adventure time finna jake in finna human
that one's hard
oh my gosh are you asking me you're larkin gives me a headache
I'm not fucking larkin you said the whole you said the whole theme song
did you learn the word you just weren't you just learned the word and now you're
Faming it that you sound like my fucking Jake the dog in finn human
That's the intro you don't know that kind of look like jade the dog. I'm like finna human today
Just kidding you're more like um
I'm given you're given like Marceline's dad. Oh, that was scary. He's here
Marceline was hot, bro
You know why you serve a crush on when I was younger Gwynn from total
Is that a goth one?
Yep.
How you looking?
What?
That's the goth.
And on the tan girl, the short hair.
You ever thought about like the worst and the best ways to die?
Yeah, I'm gonna probably die at 21.
Going all out with the bang.
I'm just gonna do my shit and probably die around then.
What? What's shit though?
Some cool shit, bro. I'm gonna jump off like a...
I'm gonna skydive and just do this. All the way down.
That's not cool. It'll be like a clip.
Dude.
I probably get a lot of lights though.
But don't die.
I don't want to do that.
Don't do it.
I want to have a bang.
Should we leave so we go to the next room?
Yeah, this room has dark energy.
What you mean?
You told me you told me you didn't do it.
I ain't no lie.
You be gunning?
You're blocking me.
Nah, I don't gun, I stop gunning.
I retire then.
When?
Like a month ago?
No.
Like four months ago.
Like it started this year, I haven't gunned.
I mean, that's a lie.
But I don't gun as often as I used to.
Like back in all these days.
What'd you use?
Nothing.
I was a new loop guy.
Because I have forced me.
so that in itself is loop for me
so you just jerked to your thoughts
oh you talking about that material
oh i mean bro i was on that google shit
bro i had a twitter
i had a twitter
but i'm off that
dude just go on the main
nah nah nah
i don't like it
you can't eat up
yeah you're right
W, W, W, get around.
I had a code switch,
because I know that you're a streamer.
You don't say good room, you say W.
Oh, let me get like this.
Who was that?
I was at home right now.
Suki, Lacey?
That's Lacey?
Lacey.
You're the gay voice, like, look.
Lacey, baby, where are you?
Pretty good at that.
I guess he's good at the gay voice, man.
Yeah, he's pretty good at it.
Dude, it's really good.
Dude, I get hard, I get like that.
only like 65% for a moment.
Lacey?
You have to do the voice.
Lacey, baby.
Baby.
Baby, I want to see your dick.
Pain, nigga?
You're gonna break it.
I see my dick.
You want to see my dick?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, ask her, bro.
I gotta guess.
Oh, cool.
What?
Oh, what's up, bro?
See me, dude.
Nice to meet you.
This is Simon and Seventh.
Yeah.
You're Simon and Seventh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you live in London?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's your accent?
Lost in transit.
Oh, I heard it a little bit there.
Lost in transit in the middle of Vietnam.
You know the US that like this pier little bit.
Yeah.
What do you want to say there?
I actually have a main list.
I actually need an advice, bro.
OK, I'm sorry.
How do you still get in?
I look so good that's who but how do you do like that the voice the voice the girl voice
I don't know if I can do it anymore
Like this
My voice looking at you. I can't do it much anymore. Stop coming. No. No, were you hard?
It's good
You're a little rascal. I like it. I had a lady. No you didn't wait. You're from Arlington, right?
It's not three right here. So y'all are Arlington legends. I'm number one. He number two
Yeah, it's dangerous there bro. Oh, you know it's like no take on him
It's like on a run up Lee a day. I'm being serious like I was actually wrong bro. My friends had switches
Like like your block would switch multiple all this was dangerous. You went to a park school
only in pre-k days but after pre-kool you're so tall I'm like 5 foot 8 no
you're 6 more not people love saying 6 foot I'm 6 no I'm not 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot
6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 6 foot 2 why you guys want 6
2 to go I don't like lying about my height though this is laying this foot bro I'm
5.9
You're not 5.9
I'll give you grades
I'm 9.59
No you're not
Yes I am
Yes I am
I'm 5.8
I'm taller than you
I think we're the same height
What do you think?
Let me to death kids, you guys are about 5.5
We are not 5.5
Not 5.5
5.5
My girl is like actually your height
I'll kiss her before
Don't fucking touch me
You're allowed to kiss me in my life
We said we're all like girls together
Yeah basically
He was pussy shit
He wasn't in the block girl
I was outside my fucking neighborhood. My neighborhood didn't have sidewalks and my ceilings had popcorn ceilings
Bro, his house is two stories. I've never heard of it. It's their case. My
Yeah, I know you grew up sweet and sour you have two Asian parents in the US and are the taxes
I'm first-generation, bro. That's like damn near 70 70 years old my mom's I'm first-generation to my mom's from Nigeria
Say the word.
Word to Nguyen, I'm swearing, I'm swearing on my mind.
Mommy, you're Nigerian?
What are you?
I mean, uh, white.
Yeah, you should do ancestry.com or whatever.
I want to. If I had given 0.5% black to me, I'm rippin' it. I don't care.
You are though. Everyone's black.
Do you think I got some black?
Oh, right now, no!
Stay right there!
Yeah
You know that one's black
Yeah, I got some black in me
No matter what you do, everyone's black
So not everyone is black
Speaking of black
That was good
You muck up
Hey, Silky, nigga
You don't say it with authority though
I'll say it
How do you do the dance, man?
You go like this, then you go like
I can't do it
Wait, can we do that?
Can we do this?
No, I don't know how.
Maybe it doesn't stop.
So first, first step, everyone learn.
Yeah.
Hey, that's that.
Okay, listen.
First, get your head like this.
Do that.
Yeah.
Hit it.
Yeah, yeah, like that.
That's that texture.
Yeah.
And then just like, just move it like that.
Okay, next step, you're going to want to this into this.
Oh, what's going on?
So, you want to hit that.
You want to hit that, do you want to swipe it, do you want to turn, do you want to...
Geez, how does that work?
No.
No, yeah.
You're a shit pops.
You got a pop.
You did got a pop in your butt.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
You got them.
You got them.
Yeah.
You got them right from the end.
It's good.
No, I don't have big hands.
No, no, it's okay.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Shit.
Do it.
Do it.
I should have got you.
Why?
Dude, I wish I had a minute glasses on.
That was good.
That was good.
Do you guys want to do the dance?
Yeah.
I'm trying to watch you do the dance.
Now, here's the whole thing.
I was in the floor of the kitchen.
Can you show us?
Yeah.
Now, tell you more about Shala.
You don't need another camera.
Oh, there's that one.
He's good.
There's he goes.
How does he do that?
Here it is.
I'll have him.
You guys know that one.
That was running in the party like this.
You know what's up?
That was fun.
And then you grabbed my head and then, yeah.
Like, kissed your head.
Yeah.
That was fun.
Anyways, you guys want to run it real quick?
Are you on the stream right now?
I'm not sure.
I mean, it's just a little bit.
Oh.
What?
Streamers don't...
You actually work?
Yes.
Yeah, we're all our brightest in our own watching like twitch. It's actually look at your browser
Do you want to go with my browser?
planning streams
High playing your stream. Sure. Okay, so
You guys let me give you all a stream idea. I'm actually good at that
First you lacy food truck
Your own brand your own brand
I'm re-branding the food trucks.
No, put your face on it and then someone will do you one.
Like that big guy.
Exactly.
Oh, that's good.
And then you just drop her on the lane.
Well, I hit what I have.
Japan trip again.
Hey.
Okay.
No, actually, let me get her to give you a good one.
I'll be the miss.
That doesn't help.
Let me just...
Man, you can't sound good.
I will.
to open up inspired by your parents a new nail salon.
Ooh.
So great.
That's given this honestly strong back to your parents,
like, dad, how much hard work that I just need.
That's the idea.
That's actually the idea, Jay.
You should open a nail salon.
And then you pay for everyone's nails too,
so it's like getting back to the time.
So do I have to profit on that?
You have to fully commit, like, how your parents did.
You have to have a very strong Vietnamese accent.
I don't feel like I need to.
Like, do you speak Vietnamese?
I just speak Vietnamese.
No, I'm just saying, would you like to get your nails done today?
Um, mungang dai benai no mungang.
No, I'm saying you're in an accent, not actually being a means.
Like, would you like nail done?
Yeah, that's like saying good luck, I turn now.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's like me if I was like, yeah, fuck you.
What? What should I do?
What's your full name?
Ronnie Nets. My lawyer's name is Lucas Goldstein.
What's it called? So, your stream idea? No! Yeah, I'm trying to do it. Why? Because I see all of those clips.
Fun fact, y'all. I'm a famous person. We have the same free pages, y'all. So, don't flip. We have the same free pages.
What the fuck was that?
I knew it.
You heard it too.
It's dead out the fucking mic.
Suki, Nick, stop.
He says it better than you.
That's true.
Basically the joke was that
since I'm a white dude, I said the animal was not.
You're not white.
You are.
Are you actually Indian?
I mean,
you look tacky honestly.
What are you?
I'm a Mexican and Nigerian.
People actually say I look Indian a lot,
but it's not a bad thing.
Like, people always say, like, shh.
I kind of see it.
Like, if you were to take a longer hair.
Yeah, I cut it off.
Oh, that was when he was mocking.
Like, why'd you cut?
Oh, shit.
Why'd you cut it?
No, no, no.
I had to do the nose.
Did he just force black bars over me?
He might've just got mocked.
I can't even see.
Yeah.
But yeah.
For your, your sharing idea, honestly, bro,
love you to death kid, you're honestly a good kid.
Let me just...
What the?
I think he just wanted to kiss my boy.
Yeah, I don't even think he has an idea.
He's so great, what do you wear?
It's my memory, Celestia.
No, it's like a mixture,
cause I ran out all my good shit.
There was just really good blue baton one
that my friend had a little imagination.
I think so.
But I'm wearing like MCN and Jean-Paul Boutier,
my boyfriend.
That's really nice, yeah.
So when is my stream idea going to come?
You should do.
You should host since the summertime.
The biggest pink army in the world.
Yeah, listen.
What are y'all doing today, man?
Mesh?
Yeah, broke up.
Broke up.
Who you rooting for?
Probably Hamilton.
It's that ag shit.
You don't know shit about that.
You especially don't know shit about that.
Where are you from?
I'm from New Jersey, Cherry Hill.
Oh my gosh, sweet.
Where are you?
Lily Terry, man.
You're literally a pie.
You'd be surprised really chuckling as it's looking to what I'm just like, but it would tear you up
Well, they don't give me a fork in a small room and gave me a frickin
Appapyle whipped cream on top. You know how many bodies are in Lake Erie? We have serial killers
that's
Bro, we have real killers. I grew up in the streets
She's killing me.
That was the reference.
I didn't like the girl.
Trust me, us famous people,
we have to break their shit.
Come back.
Alright.
Yeah, this is great.
This is why, honestly,
this is literally why I'm going
corporealist.
Vibes.
I like that.
You should make a content group, man.
Because the thing is with me, because I'm part 5, white and yellow, part Corboys, part Sidemen.
It's like, I want to start my own collective, but like, I just need to get people on page.
You should do a stream where you try to like break the ad on the wall.
I don't stream.
I'm saying you should try it. It should be like your first debut.
See, the thing about that is like streaming, Love You To Death, get it, honestly.
Streaming is just like...
He loves you to death.
Is this something like a player?
No, he loves me to death. He loves you to death.
Anyways, um, I don't know what I'm gonna say.
That is a zombie, bro.
See, I'm doing it in the A, y'all.
That's what we do in the Ag.
Not the hand.
See, you guys are famous.
You wear like the dinosaur mask?
You actually watch that.
Of course, like, you're on my 4E page.
You're on my 4E page.
You must be famous people like,
bro, we didn't run with 4E pages.
Dude!
Don't be, don't be, don't be.
They hate the, uh, he gets all like those shoes
with the dinosaur mask.
Yep.
You actually have those bouncy shoes in my trunk right now.
What?
Don't shy.
There's no way you run.
Wait, what about your Japan gear?
It's in my trunk.
Oh my god.
I bought the whole kit.
Oh my god.
Boys follow me.
Oh my god.
I gotta do this.
We're gonna be right there.
We'll be right there.
I don't think they're coming though.
Wait.
Wait.
Honestly.
I didn't even grab it.
Hang on.
This is legendary shit right here.
You're great.
You're great, dude. You're fucking amazing, man.
Bro.
I'm in the ag culture.
People call me greatness is my nickname in tag-calling, too.
Is that what they call you?
Greatness.
Is that what they call you?
Huh.
Is that what they call you?
Silkie.
Oh, yeah.
Silkie.
Silkie.
Yo, Silkie.
Yo, Silk.
Yo, Silkie.
Yo, Silk.
Yo, Silk.
Silk.
Silk.
You got a guest.
Spider-Man.
What is up?
Spidey silk silk silk the milk
You had the um, Jason birthday party, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was there. I just wanted to pop out
Yeah
I don't know stop taking my dad's
Favance people have the same for you pages y'all continue. Yeah. No cap, bro. Wait, wait. That's it. No, no, no, you're not getting
Like the girls by the way
that action you wouldn't know about bro. I'm from Staten Island. But yeah, oh, guess it was a remiss.
Yo, f*** that guy.
Yo, yo, soak him. Yo, soak him a little bit. Yo, f*** that guy.
Yo, dude.
I'm toxic. I'm toxic. I'm toxic. I'm toxic. I'm toxic. I'm actually toxic. Like, I'm on the game saying,
and other stuff on the game. I'm not scared. I played block ops 2 growing up on that boss.
Wait, wait! This is fucking aura.
How old is normal on the game?
Uh, 25 team I think.
Oh my goodness.
What do you mean?
Silver stuff.
Silver stuff?
Yeah.
He's not here.
He's not?
But once you enter, you can feel his presence.
Oh my god.
Dude, he's probably packing.
I don't know if you want to keep making jokes about it, he's gonna put you in the same frame and just do this.
I don't make the rules K-Dot play by them.
Where are you walking to?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't make the rules, kid, I play by them.
Where are you walking to, dude?
To the outside, I want to show you where.
You play, you play basket or not?
Yeah.
You know?
Dude, let's see your gear, bro.
Yeah, I'll do it.
You guys are actually so sweet, you have birds tweeting in your front, you know what I mean?
I mean, yeah, but we made it, man. I left all my day ones in the shit.
Yeah, you didn't.
That's what I did.
Put them on, take off your shoes.
Okay, I feel like I'm gonna get injured, bro.
I feel like I'm gonna get...
Just size them to your type.
I feel like I'm gonna get injured, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'll try them.
I don't know all about these.
How do I...?
about life is you never know to you can try this shit let's fucking do this
Jason I love this shit this is what I fucking died for in life shit like this
wait there's two pairs for both of us
are you gonna do a Mayback day? yeah we actually about coming on Mayback
you know after this dream he's probably gonna cut me off but I'm so fine with it
no never bro we're locked in for anlana but we should go back to Arlington and
Do like a piece fob giveaway or some shit
Dude, I don't know why you're saying piece fob cuz you know your switch baby. I know you're Nintendo baby
Come on. I was on the Xbox 360. Really? What games you play on there? You don't know a jet ski game the boating one. Holy shit
Who was hot outside today? Oh my god
You know the signs of you not being from always gonna really shown cuz ever from only to really knows I do this
Don't ever do that, bro. I was born and raised in on it said really dude. I'm tall as shit now
Oh, you should raise all the time and just wear your big the lips the other boots. Sup
My back he's
How much is a maybach?
I'm like like quarter mil. Is it actually you didn't that much on the car dude stupid purchase, bro
Really don't buy cars. I mean my cars my cars
Less money than yours and it's faster. I'm not going for speed. I'm going for luxurious
I can add starlights to now. So I thought that's not that's not luxurious, bro
Interior lighting interior lighting interior display
interior exterior display
Interior shut the hell up
Dude, I'm scared, bro.
Don't be scared, you're a sider.
Wait, how you gonna lie?
You're getting the hang of it.
All right.
Today, class, we're going to be learning the art of kangaroo jumping.
Okay?
Jason, stand right here.
I'm tightening my shoes.
Just get a little warm up in.
Woo!
Yo, fuck!
Where's my mask?
Only the teacher has it.
Wait, your mask moves?
Yeah, it moves on the top.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait, can we go inside?
Yeah, yeah, let's go inside, but it's hot.
Okay.
Wait, my car keys are on.
I can tell he's a real ag maybe.
No one told him the silver is sore for himself.
Fuck!
Bro, you just broke it!
YOOOOOOH!
Fuck!
How much is that?
Fuck!
Fuck!
I don't know if that was you being strong with that house.
What the fuck is this, man?
Why is it so me-
It's so me fucking hands, bro.
Help, help, help.
What packages are these?
I don't know.
Let me...
Thank you!
Oh my god, bro!
Oh, no, no, I was saying that man.
You just call him a man.
I'm saying this.
So stupid.
He's a great leader.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Look at that kid.
Huh?
Look at him bouncing.
We're just stopping by.
Love, bro.
Love, bro.
Peace.
Whoa, let's get this store in the road.
Overwalk.
We love you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What the fuck?
He's doing his boss work.
What was that?
No, bro.
What was that?
Spider-Man.
This is the good life.
You don't laser enough.
Hey, we're late!
We're late!
Hey, hey, hey!
Today's class, we're going to learn the true Ken Ruzo first.
First, step again, no one is to scratch them.
I'm going to set your menaces.
Go down.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Get up.
Now, I just want to practice your form.
Okay, go for a little...
Yep, yep.
Yep.
Alright, let's see if we can just go with the mastery of it.
Okay, let's go for the coolie.
Oh, someone's gonna edit that.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, that adds.
Wait, wait, just hold the camera still.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Like better.
I'll sell it right now.
Your life is so boring.
I really, really love it.
Fuck.
No.
Who's wearing the mask?
Yeah, me.
I wear a mask with smile.
Wait.
Do I like gain some type of fucking power?
Tryna keep it.
Sorry, excuse me.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Holy shit!
This is hard, bro.
You have fun?
Can we show the lights in the water?
I don't know where they're at. I don't think he wants to be bothered.
W. Honestly, W respect, bro.
You want to see our theater?
Yeah.
Wait, I remember the girl threw up in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, turn the walkie-talkie in there.
Fuck it, guys.
Oh, sorry, bro.
There you go.
Can you water any of them?
Bro, you're out of breath.
No.
I'm just kidding.
Sorry.
I'm so low right now, I'm so low.
Rain.
Oh, this is our shit.
You lift and shit yeah
No, no, we're on we're going through like a train
Lazy Lazy's on read and it's game wait
Do ready so bad for you
What is it?
Oh it does, it's an appetite suppressor.
I know, it's like, it's not natural.
It's like, it's not natural.
It's okay, because all my friends like Zeta do it, but I would do it.
But he mocks.
Wait, wait, Zeta, is that?
Judy, Judy.
Zeta's a good looking guy.
Okay.
You know who I'm talking about, right?
Me?
You know Zeta?
You talking about me?
You look good.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Let's just see the theater, I guess.
Alright, look, the theater.
I feel tall, bro. If I was this tall, I'd actually be a problem.
No, you would.
I would get out of the problem.
So if I was this tall, the silver surfer wouldn't say no.
The silver surfer doesn't say no chance against us right now.
No, they don't.
Uh, this is either right here.
Yeah.
Cool.
You want knuckles?
I'll get ya.
Alright.
Alright, so this is...
Can I get a dipan? I don't know.
Yeah, you don't actually wear it for the rest of the day?
Until we change, yeah.
All right.
Let's go change in our camera room here.
You know, it was slow all afternoon.
It was pretty loose.
But now we're gonna go,
we're gonna make it stop in Japan.
Yeah, let's take a stop to Japan.
Let's stop by Japan real quick.
Are you going to the same university?
I applied, you know what I mean?
The big KC3 lets me in and fuck it.
What about you?
Did you apply?
I was well, bro.
You never know.
Dude, I tried, but I don't stream
and I tried being just applied for janitor or something, but.
Wait, wait, can you help me down these steps?
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah
Dude who put a heart on your health cat dude. That's cute my friend in it. Ah
Can I mark myself? Yeah go for it
Funny
Come watch what I'm gonna put on his Maybach.
Yo!
Dude!
That's fucking huge, bro. I just did a little one.
Okay.
Why are you so good at that?
Like, genuinely, that is a very detailed penis. You know it's crazy because you know it's
It's actually a fun fact, you draw what you have.
Oh my god, because you do have a penis.
And I drew a little one, bro.
And you drew a big one.
Streamer finally gets a joke.
Fuck, bro, we're working hard.
I'm actually gonna change right now. I don't know if you guys want to do a record this because I'm probably gonna get a lot of fucking edits oh
My god, bro, you're sexy
I don't know if you want that bro
I don't want to say my shirt next to you bro that some of us are feeling insecure about myself
Oh, I don't work out very put a shirt on please. I don't work out bro. I didn't ask for all that
Give me my outfit.
Give me my outfit, please, bro.
Frickin' shirt.
Okay, now I can put my ass in my shirt.
Alright.
Dude, you can do more push-ups in me.
Okay, so you're gonna wear the wombo combo?
Do you have these?
Oh, fuck!
How cute!
Yeah, and you have this shirt.
Okay, why'd you sniff it?
Did you wash it?
I mean, I wear them once and then I just get off the thing,
but they might be musky.
But they don't smell musky.
Oh, perfect. I actually meant to, I remembered.
You want the Tondros? Tondro ones? Or the Nezuko ones?
I mean, I feel like you should go to Nezuko because you already rocked in the Nezuko's.
And I'll go to Tangerous. Tangerous.
Okay, so that, so I might have got naked. That's okay with you.
Go for it.
You mind if I put mine in a halo and my key's in your car for like two seconds?
Okay, I love you to death.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Can you do stream with ush it?
Um...
W-OH SHOOT! 27,000! Okay, time to plug my YouTube!
I like Haskell on YouTube! I like Haskell on YouTube! I like Haskell on YouTube!
Woo! Okay!
Here's breakfast!
Yo bro, you got bigger feet than me.
Whose feet? Whose feet are these, bro?
Those are the- those are the TomDraw ones.
Bro, I ain't gonna lie!
Bro.
Bro, this is hard, bro.
wait you know that you know that jay does stop
that's hard bro hold the camera still yeah
can you do that too?
no yeah yeah yeah you're fucked fuck out no into the camera go
no
fuck bruv dude we don't pull it
dude if you go to gym it's over Japan it's over
over genuinely bear this is jay why fuck mother fuck it can i spit can i spit yeah
fucking no fuck yeah spit spit spit why
it's so bad that's fucking kid spit brother i feel like he's going inside wait no
No.
No.
Fuck.
Oh, you missed a trick.
I thought I didn't move on the road.
No, you can't.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God, oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no.
You have to pay for that.
You have to pay for that.
Who's is that?
You have to pay for that.
I'm Julian Marzano.
Who's is it?
It's those.
Fuck.
come on bro let's go inside get a beverage and then we got it and then we
got to uh
you got aura like seriously I used to run to the bathroom so much because I
would eat alone in that bathroom by myself fucking loser I even my friends
Dude, that's Chris, man.
Oh, I just narrowed her in.
What do you need? Gatorade, schnaderade, ginkgoos?
No, you're supposed to say, what do you need? Vida-cola?
Because you're spuffing them.
Dude, I got a gift for you.
For you, man.
Ha ha, funny.
You know, don't make fun of dudes with wearing diapers, bro.
It's fucking fucked up.
I'm not making fun of anyone. I didn't know you could.
I knew you liked tugging.
Dude, make sure to give me the 12 inch ones.
Dude, I've seen you wear it in a spot in my office, so I got you spotting it.
But I actually appreciate that bro, I fucking love that shit bro.
Fuckin' lost my mind bro.
I feel your fucking lip marks on my neck bro.
Who the fuck was that?
Why are you...
Nah nah.
And he's fucking yo bro.
I know we're in a zipline and...
Oh yeah, honestly he got to my head, I'm sorry.
It's okay bro, like Brip God is gonna get to you.
Is he gonna be in trouble or no?
You wanna hear something?
Of course it is!
You actually wanna play, why, didn't you make Dept Guy?
Whatcha know about Dept Guy?
Dude, it's the most poppin' song of Vietnamese.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dude, yeah, that's me!
It's not even fuckin' English, bro.
Bro, yeah, and you know, bro, you know Vietnamese!
I mean, mace.
Dude, Vietnamese is probably the most fiery...
Hold on, what?
What?
Vietnamese.
V-Yes, yeah. Vietnamese. Yes.
Oh, that means cool. Do your freaking guitar. Yeah, I bet yeah
I'll just dance. Okay, let me put my phone in keep leave my health. I keep up. Oh, she broke dirt getting heavy
Give water in here, of course, bro. Who's your water cold? No, no cold water to it's room temp, unfortunately
Yeah, I'll put one in for you
You like room temp water
Bro, I'm not in the library. I'm looking at my son in the camera with his shirt and pants on.
I'm hard, bro.
Like, tough.
Like, not actually hard.
Dude, I'm only like 25% right now. You're good.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me, and kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest dream,
Hey, it ain't don't change
If I had it my way
You would know that you are
You're the coffee that I need in the morning
You're the sunshine in the rain when it's pouring
You know it?
Yeah, bro, you should, bro
That's love, bro
That's literally love
Dude, that's literally love
oh you need a yodder
You've spray on not off very early you stick
What the fuck was that?
Do you know what's in my head from Japan? Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god, bro. Let's go. I turn you up third lark
Wait, did I crack your back? Yeah for a day
We then
That was like three humps in a pop.
You know what's supposed to pump them, you're supposed to bend backwards.
Breathe in.
Do you know why I pump them back like this?
Inhaler, inhaler!
People!
Where's inhaler?
Where's inhaler?
Take it, take it.
Go, go, go.
Where's the inhaler?
Where's the inhaler? Take it, take it. Go, go, go.
I'll go back to her and I'll be like I'm fucking blowing her back at WDV and she's placing me in her gang, gang, gang, gang, gang.
Alright, let's get a drink from the kitchen.
Yeah!
Alright, let's head out, man.
Yes.
This is WB. Bro, I don't know if you guys know Charlie from Emilia. Actually, it's anxiety pain.
It's anxiety pain.
What's NMS in it?
It means no more sex.
This is actually yeah, no you see no I actually yeah, so my first attack count was the wind money cycle
So it was NMS and then I pivoted to no more sex
Yeah, what is that is a reflective what they're collected like that. Yes
Why
Do heck no
Yeah
No
What do you need?
Dude, you guys have to...
Dude, there should be water and viticula.
They'll be sponsored.
Whoa!
Oh, no you're in.
Cool, drug me and then probably do some things
in your new way in the room.
No, bro, come on, bro.
I'm not in the room, bro.
We're Arlington's.
Dude, and I have a hammer right here.
You probably catch some.
I've had a hammer before too, man.
Jesus.
What was it, dude?
What did it look like?
I've had like randomly, I was playing League of Legends
and back in Arlington,
I was sitting in like orange oil like substance started leaking down my from my bow
I swear to God. I never got a check out and it went back to normal. I don't know what it was
I did it. I don't know what it was. You know what that could be orange chicken, bro. I'm your vimanese
I there's correlation there
Are you fucking kidding me?
See this one in a hemorrhoid in your ass was from all the cool leg you were drinking. Is that what you want me to say?
I'm Mexican it's probably drinking Juanito or Chata or Chata
Or maybe a little bit. I don't stupid as well as racist. I
Don't make fun of race cuz I actually love the women use race. I love I know I
Have no jokes
Dude because to be honest, bro. I don't know the I think doing that. I think that's not funny. What I do
That's not funny at all. That's not funny. I'm not fucking laughing, bro
It's just not funny, it's just not funny.
Do you think doing the salsa is funny?
If I knew any Japanese...
I was in Tambilan in high school, you know what that is?
That's weird.
I was in Zapatos, that's me, bro.
Chino.
Wepa right now.
Wepa? Wepa? I know Wabango.
Wepa.
Wepa is...
Okay, I don't know Wepa, but I know Wabango.
Oh, you really from Armitin.
I know Gumbia, you know Gumbia?
Yeah, I'll be the dude.
I want to be to do bro. I only practice as a dude. Did you practice as a girl?
Come here, let's salsa baby. Let's dance!
Yeah, I like that. Let's dance!
Dude, we really need to get out.
Yo, stop touching my fucking ass. Stop trying to fucking like, like, kiss on me and then touch on me.
Oh, my brothers! Of course we kiss!
But I have to pee, is that okay?
Yeah, dude, I need to pee so bad when I first came here, I just did it in my pants.
Oh, come here, come here. Go pee.
Oh, let's go pee together.
Funny joke, two boys in a restroom.
You can go first.
I'll just entertain the stream.
Hey, come here!
I'm not. I like house on YouTube.
um cool um so uh the plans for the jason ween stream is chill you know i'm just going up to the
fucking love this shit it burp got this for you anyways um dude can we talk about jason
what jason ween's love life dude i'm such a twitch fan bro oh my gosh guys my favorite era with his
girls is definitely like probably like can I say it can I say it I mean I'm no
part of this this is y'all stream yeah I respect Jason I respect Jason bro
let's not talk about his girls Debbie Haskell but yeah like bro fucking rent
Bro, do you had?
How is it?
Shit tough for what underwear you wear skims red skims. Oh your balls might be so drunk
But whenever we're polyester draws my balls get so small
I like I like polyester you like polyester draws like it's less rough on my skin like the rest of our car
I looked at your penis. I'm sorry. I'm only like 25 25 percent
25 I'm like 10. Just kidding. I'm like I'm like 15 cool 15
Conjures, you're sweet you started staining your ass
Dude, it's way better for your health though. No, is it?
Actually, yes, dude, if you do you know if you sleep, I thought I was more breathable
No, it's not bro. Dude do this to yourself
There's actually said on it if you sleep in polyester drawers for a whole week
I just think your balls and penis will get significantly smaller sound God
I've been in this looks max shit for like 20 since 2020 trust me you have to dig see
you have your dick gets smaller from wearing polyester yes you have to dig max bro that's
why we're fully cotton drawers all the time I didn't wear spandex bro only cotton and
and on top of that polyester makes your dick small worse because cotton absorbs the sweat
and dude I thought it was the cheese in my penis but it's the it's the part of your
skin before skin I do got a horse skin you know that when you have for skin your sex
is better because your tip is less so yeah so it's like you know yeah you have
that I got my good I'm sorry dude sorry it's cool like I didn't want to dig
see it anyways huh I didn't want dick cheese bro I don't think she's a clean
I shall have you're a kid and you took tubbies whenever you're a kid did you ever
push your kid like inside your no no so so what happened up until I was like
13 I had this thing called fiss moses basically I couldn't pull back my
forcing all the way so every time I did so your shirt was long my shit I really
Armadillo's head looked like.
Dude, do you know the Broke like Jock picture whenever he has a Furskin show?
I'll show you that on the cashier stream.
Yeah, no, just no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cashier first in that stream?
Diddy, Diddy actually got leaked his penis.
Dude, it was just his hand on it.
Yeah.
You all see that?
I ain't lying, bro.
I'm on Diddy.
How long is it?
Is it girthy?
Mmm, I'm working on that.
Dude, do you know you can actually go to South Korea and get girth max naturally?
Right?
But how does that work because it's South Korean?
I don't know they just know how to do it.
In South Korea they literally modify every single part like your eyes, eyebrows, nose, everything.
But they can modify literally anything.
Which is fucking insane.
When are you going to have a kid?
Probably like when I'm fucking like a hundred or something.
I don't know when I'm going to have a kid.
I'm going to name my kid.
The one.
The one Ramirez?
that's horn. Like the one as a name. Where you gonna name her, Kayden?
Probably like Jacob or something, Jaden. Why?
Just kidding. It's gonna be a Greek name like Hercules.
And then he's gonna have like a 5 point fine shaft like you. That's a W name, Hercules.
Dude, what position do you think you were conceived in?
Bro, if we're on that topic, bro, probably backshots, bro.
Your backshot, maybe? That makes a lot of sense.
Do you think I would ever talk about in my lifetime?
Probably bro.
Bro, we ever in Arlington, in the same time bro, we gotta do something the same.
Dude, you know, bro, we gotta do something the same.
Dude, I actually like fuck.
Okay.
I'm just saying like, I don't know if your parents know how to cook.
No, yeah, my parents make a meat fuck.
I like tacos.
You couldn't say chufu or mori nai jane in the Mexican.
in the Mexican. I like social media. I like social media. No McLeod. Racism, cool! No,
I'm not being racist. No McLeod is Jamaica. I'm sorry. Jamaica, Jamaica. Dude, I don't
know, dude, can you tell me some Asian jokes? I don't know. Uh, Peter Meese is, dude, dude,
man, Peter Meese is a, uh, motherfucker. It's pretty, it's classic. Fuck you in sign language.
that ass? Yeah. It's fucking signed for it. Okay, go be, go be.
Then we out.
Nothing's better.
Oi!
Ah!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, this is actually tough.
This is actually tough.
I wish the black bars wasn't there though.
But I thought about it.
That makes you can't see from the scenes.
Ah.
What's up, dude?
You want my best advert real quick?
Yeah, I could just pack with a death force and shit.
Yeah.
I just can't see for the scenes.
Really?
That's not to you.
Do you want my best advert?
We'll put it down.
I could just pack with a default solution.
Yeah.
30.
Alright, probably runs out.
You know what I want to get?
But everyone in all of it is so happy for us right now.
Did I ask?
Everyone in all of it is really impressed, bro.
Bro come sit
Right there
Yeah, just go ahead. Happy bar. You can hold it. What was silky? Oh silky 30 trying to dance from Ryu
What do we do as streamers? Do we just watch Twitter sit down and react to clips?
Yeah, yeah, yes, I did watch Panzer wet and they had no napkins
Bro, bro. So basically yeah, we click links and
Jump around for like six hours and then they made me. Oh, okay. Yeah
Send the same though send the worst videos of Jason. Have you ever got a look before?
It's not funny, bro
Dobos a sex symbol
I'm not gonna 100k like man. You're on on a fucking cool retweet of our my sex symbol is crazy
Dude, you can really do this shit. That's stream. Yeah, that's why
Yeah, because why not do it it's cuz do you want to be honest while streaming?
Dude, we're cute. There'll be a couple bro
While we wait for John to set up like cuz you want to do in practical Joker's today
Yeah, but the thing is with me like if you actually want to like I can we can have that collective the audience and collective the agtown demons
I'm here. Yeah, if we actually want to make a collective that means I have to stream bro
And I don't know streaming streaming is fun, but like it's just like
Like a hard art I'm accents, bro. It's it's just stems bro
So which needs like make it like soft like not dude. Don't say the n-word with a hard art
I'm trying to get better at it. So whenever I collab with people like silk either actually comfortable streaming with me
What do you know?
That was me in high school, I was like a son.
You were prom king?
Yeah, I was.
That's your prime?
No, I mean, I'm still my prime.
That's tough.
That is tough.
Bro, which tiktok should we make today?
Can you do my dance? Can you go on my account?
Oh, yeah.
Do you actually, what's your favorite video on my?
How long have you, I want you to be serious
because whenever you're super famous like him,
do you usually don't tap in with smaller creators?
When did you actually start seeing him on there?
Um, I started seeing, I've been seeing you for a while, bro.
For a while.
Hmm. My favorite video.
That one's okay.
Go Haskell, come here.
You
I swear to god you're like a beard you're like a cutie patootie
Thank you, I guess
That little road, don't put your blame on me
Yeah, that one's hard
I was whenever I went to Japan, X just go down
No, my first day in Japan, go down
Oh shit, you went to Japan!
This isn't my favorite trip to Japan
Is that Little Tokyo?
No, that's Japan
that does
okay so a lot of commenters keep saying I'm not in I'm not in Japan
I'm improving right now okay so would this be in California? exactly okay what
about this? exactly man that's downtown LA dude that's literally Tokyo
No, no, no.
Stop disrespecting...
Ah!
Bro, those are my tears!
Hey!
Hmm.
That was good.
No, no, no, no!
No, it's a good thing.
No, no, no, you're lit, dude.
Do you have the draw it here?
The draw it?
I don't know, I don't know.
Have you lost it?
Do we lose it, actually?
Dude.
Thank you, dude.
That's hard, bro.
Nah, which one should we recreate, bro?
one which one's your sound is sorry yeah they're saying this is mail this is
dude you did on me and I didn't get to PS5 fuck you I'm joking but what's it dude
Did remember bro, I'm not gonna hit and run you hit someone. I can't someone on it. No, it's cuz they won't get the fuck out of the way
I remember yeah, I can wait oh
Just kidding allegedly fake dude, and then and then bro
I should have followed you right after bro cuz you're dropping them off somewhere. I remember you were talking about yeah
I dropped off like three PS5
Dude, I didn't think like if I put the ad like at the addy like that many people show up. It's Caribbean's Park, bro
It's a demon home. Yeah
Oh, yeah, you with the hair, bro. Yeah, no, no, no, no, boys now. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we get it.
I guess cool. Yeah, like bro. Okay, man. Everyone has a person minuses
Jason's eyes apart part like
I'm not gonna lie you have no flaw
No flaw took say say that a lot. My only flaws. I say nigga kind of weird. I'm getting better. I
Mean, I feel like I can't really judge that because you know, I came it I came to say I was D1 in soccer
Did I ask? No you won't. I was. No you won't. I didn't ask you. Search up the clip. Search up the one that has one soccer. No no no.
I'm bad at this. Just search up Haskell Soccer. Yeah bro soccer clips everyday bro. Damn.
I
Think I've literally seen human son hit that same exact fucking shot
Great get off of this one click X
Scroll down. That's me like a montage. Yep. I was a fucking demon in that one too. No wait click
That's on this one actually this one. I was a demon in this one
Oh
My god, oh you're lefty, too
I'm more of a hooper more of a hooper if you want you one for money
I'll put money I'll put my health out on it. No, you won't. Yeah, but you know who? Yeah, I'll beat you
You wouldn't you don't want that I actually see you want to see my bad work. I'm being so serious
I
You're facing plumbers actually face someone
I got a stroke on me.
Don't do that! Don't do that!
Oh, look at that hezzy fucking step back fade away LeBron James.
Oh yeah.
Oh, one more.
You lost to Rekai?
I can read chat too. You lost to Frick Rekai?
I was tired. I was right up the aisle.
I lost him. I was tired. I was better stop
Dude, I would I would
Beat Rekha and when we went massive all our specs in he's a funny guy good kid. Love you to death
I'd be Rekha and you know, I really bet money on it
Are you want to be one with your mother?
I'm a twitch sub. Okay, baby. Let's let's bet let's bet it to a sub bro. Can I take a music?
I don't know
Yeah, I'm actually good at basketball. Yeah. Yeah, watch that clip right there
Dear basketball
From the moment I started rolling my dad's poop socks
Shoot the imaginary game when he shot my watch
Dude is that real yeah, okay
Haskell dance
Which one is it? What's his dance? I'm brown recreated this one which one?
go to my page like would it trend it you started because you're go screw it
on let's go to the very first one right there oh so yeah
and I saw you want to do that yeah yeah yeah wait we do it together yeah do
you want to do your kind of my contents bro do both yeah dude 1v1 first or
Let's take that first.
One, one, one.
Let's pitch it up.
No, let's do the video from the house
and then go one, two, one.
Okay, bet.
All right.
And then let's go get World Cup Mews.
Mm-hmm.
Debbie Prima.
And then, is that actually not?
No, it's dead, not from home.
You just want to eat that.
Bro, yeah.
McDonald's?
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Dude, I know you're on your looks magazine.
Oh, I gotta look good, bullshit.
Dude, it's not even look good shit.
Like, I just don't eat McDonald's.
I'll eat it.
Oh, you don't have to eat it.
Just give it to me.
I tried okay, okay, okay you do for me
Okay, what up
Yeah
No, this is a long time like a symbol
They invented Arlington's building.
You really like it, right?
I've read the fucking Arlington.
If I'm honest with you, I've put Arlington more on the map than you.
Because I've talked about Arlington more than you.
No, you don't.
Do you know the clip that went-
My personality is literally Arlington.
Dude, do you know that one clip that I was like, I was like,
I'm from Arlington, I'm like that?
That went generational in Arlington.
OK, what about the fucking, I was shaking my skills in my hand,
and I'm like, oh, I'm from Arlington, I do this.
Good.
That's where I originally started.
I think, OK, chat.
Put ones or twos whose clip was more generational about Arlington.
Mine?
I'm from all I'm from all into them like that. You're from the private you're from like the safe area
I'm on this dude. We live five minutes away from each other. I really knew your address
No, you don't it didn't say that but
the street
You know Cooper Street or not. Yeah, that's all you want to do. Do I come to see my address? I can show you I
Live right next to Sagan. You know where Sagan is?
No, I see you had it. I can show you in a map. I live next to morning. Oh
Oh, okay, my actually I was actually gonna go to Martin
Do not say this out loud, please my mom was here
Yep, so
This is a South East side. I'm gonna treat you. Oh, yeah, dude. My house was
Yeah, my house is more in poverty than yours
Look at my block. Well, your blog is fucking look at sidewalks your sidewalks. You could fit three people on your sidewalk
And walk side by side. I want to show stream, but I also don't don't show stream
Why because that's what you like where your mom's I showed them that's your mom's address
Dude, I bet they're gonna deliver her flowers
What's the name of the game?
Haskell.
What do you think of the name Haskell?
My first name.
Oh, shit.
That's like your real name.
I can show you my ID.
This is not a game attack.
Dude, I actually want to see my ID.
My real legal name is Haskell Ramirez.
Whoever thought of your name is this is fire
Yeah
Well, I was not trying to disrespect you right here
There's a big ass fucking penis on my Maybag
Do it is Rome W boxing number new core member though new core member. Yeah
Welcome to the core house
We love it here.
Core stands for shock, torture, other things like that.
Sorry about him, sorry.
We'll cut them all. Everything okay, sir?
Everything great.
Are you here for?
Drop off some please.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Nice, nice.
Yeah.
What? What rude?
No, no, you weren't rude. You know, you're just like...
I was vulgar.
Yeah, yeah, a little bit vulgar, but hold on.
Can we do this?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Ready three two one
I
Might be a little too little
That's tough wait wait is this hard or no
Oh
This be right now, can I spit?
I like it.
Dude, you're lit.
Oh!
Oh, fuck yeah.
Post that, bro.
All right.
Post that caption there.
How do I go about it?
Just tag me, put, I like Haskell YouTube, and then you're good.
At Haskell.
No, dude, you don't have to do that.
I don't put captions on my videos.
Haskell.
Haskell.
I like Haskell.
You don't have to do that.
Got you.
Bro, just straight out of Arlington.
Boom.
Boom.
Ooh, you got the...
No, you're just saying it.
You got the shawty's text in here.
That's the core group chat, bro.
Oh.
I'm gonna get my shit.
Dude, you guys know better not to text the silver store
for when he was busy, bro.
The fuck is wrong with that, bro?
All right, what are you, what are you,
what are you trying to make?
What are you, what are you?
All right, back to my...
Should we do a different POI,
or should we do the same POI?
Maybe we refer to the maid back in the hell kitty?
Yeah.
Oh, bro, we get us through God, the two tomes, bro!
Like, both of us, two tomes.
and both of your cards are ready to assist
yeah, nah, yeah, I need to go more
dude, just give me a diesel bro
bro, no bling effect dude
I'm sorry
I'll do a bling effect
yeah bling effect
bro, I'm just gonna toss your head packies on the ground
bro, I can get another one
I know I'm all about this shit, so
You actually can be post like Instagram. Yeah, doing a club poster now
Do I forgot to be a core member to get a club post
No, I just like you can I thought post too much like I feel like it's a cure little bit
So let's take my post for a special occasion. Oh
That's tough. Oh my god, brother double two-tone in the bling effect. Yeah, she's hard
Your real print or is that like genuinely like are you like a little brick?
Dude, wait, bro, I'm not rich, I'm like, I'm actually like 2%
Yeah, yeah, bro
Bro, I have a decent size penis
That's it?
Yeah
Mine's like seriously
Do you want me to say it on screen?
That's it
Yeah
Like 7.2
Oh, my fuck yeah
7.3
Alright
What weren't you blessed with this, seriously?
Dude
You want the same style of what you want?
Get fucking with me
Same thing, same thing
Good thing
I'm so live right now
Alright
Wait, this is a little off the audio
I didn't chest your phone
now you're good oh wrong thing
oh bro you're hard oh yeah i'll come at you yeah thank you all right ready
gotcha let's do it dude all right wait wait we're gonna run with the you know you run from
this way in and i wait so the emo like this and then
you run you run this way run this way okay okay you just start in like kind of like the middle
Yeah. Alright, ready? Three, two, one.
Wait, where's the audio?
Bro, I have the iPhone 17 to rematch with three chairbats of freakin' space.
I'll be f...
Dude, you gotta restart it, yeah.
Oh, man.
There you go, now it's your turn.
Oh, that's it.
Alright.
Why don't you get the zoom and shit?
Yeah, I got it.
Let's go.
Let's watch it do that for you.
Lock it.
Ready?
Alright, ready?
Three, two, one.
Wait, can I have a real quick?
Yeah, you can fire.
Alright.
Ready?
Alright ready? Three, two, one.
When you ran into me, oh my god, I forgot Jesse Taylor.
Alright, ready? Three, two, one.
Yo, Adapts was good!
Adapts!
Adapts!
Oh my gosh my ankle bro dude we watch a clip
For love cause I can't deal with the ocean
Dude look at this clue, wait look look at my ankle
Oh, wait look look look look at my right here. Oh
That was bad
It's okay, but
That's my Jason lingo. Hi, sweetie. We're gonna. Yeah, do you want to change shoes?
Huh? You want to change shoes? No, I like my shoes. You actually want to open these?
Oh, you want to hold or should we hold? Oh, should we?
Want to go eat first
wish we do that, I mean we might as well, huh?
let's go eat
alright, oh bro, it's right here, it's just fucking hot as hell
but then we're gonna go eat, we're gonna go
sweaty as shit, we're gonna go to the toilet later
let's go to the...
are you driving?
yeah, you want me to drive or you want to drive?
you want me to drive my car?
could take the hellcat
fuck it
fuck it, yeah let's go
can't you drive this from your car player now?
huh?
no
no, no, no
there might be a mess, so let me do it
alright, alright, alright
ooh, nice black, do you crack some shit back here, be honest
never
were you at the duffel jay?
huh?
the duffel
hold it up
good call
jay can you hop in the front seat real quick
to see what it looks like if you hop in?
me?
i wanna see uh jason hop in the front seat
to see what it looks like
this one?
cause yeah he was deciding about this one
no no no no no no no
it's okay it's okay
what?
you're gonna need to lock up
cause if you crash my car you're gonna have to buy me a new lock up
Oh fuck yeah dude that's that VA engine fucking.
What kind of energy do you have? Don't you have an engine?
I got a V12 brother.
Actually?
Yeah V12.
You're fucking rich bro.
Dude I'm sweating my dick and balls off back here.
Dude I'll put the AC on.
Thank you.
Fuck yeah.
Oh yeah.
You're on all the way up.
Hey make sure to turn it all the way.
Hey shut your bitch's ass up Troy.
Shut your bitch's ass up bruh.
I ain't gonna lie bro.
You could you want to cut the same thing all the way you're taking anybody's girl before me. Yeah, never bro. That's cat. Why?
We want to McDonald's right make Mickey these what's in it? No, no, no wait, uh, we're going to Nikki's
It's like a soccer school
Nikki's yeah, I put you I'll put it. I'll give you a dress right now
Why is Google Maps on
I still don't think he's not that bad.
Oh!
Look at the 15 minute drive, bro!
What's he called?
I guess I have a 17 minute drive.
Bro, don't say it out loud.
Bro, people are gonna pull up.
Dude, I leaked!
Fuck!
I'm such a dumb dunderhead.
Genuinely.
No one lives in the Calabasas, bro.
Uh, I'm literally neighbors with the fucking genders.
Are you crazy?
With the genders.
The genders is a boy the generous for like Kylie Jenner like you actually Kylie Jenner
How do they how do they not get annoyed of y'all?
Cuz they're at the other end that loud
Fuck dude, that's a fucking VA
Thank you, we'll major pick this house and leave the other one
W drama
Why why the Calabasas though is it cuz you're just needed a big-ass place yeah
Upgrade, you know what I mean little quiet vibe, you know, oh careful, bro
Careful dude, you don't want to scratch your your your head cut your two-tone
Okay
Are you gonna get your maybag wrapped wait you don't get you don't get stuff like that wrap only wrap a maybag
I could I'm wrapping my car. What color?
I'm gonna get it either. That's my straight. That's my straight plate. Um, what?
Yeah, that's what you just scraped the fuck out of the bottom of your core scraped plate bro
Do you not know how to like go?
My brakes are cool. Imagine ruining that bastard off my brakes. Freakin' brake bro, that would be so funny if that happened bro.
Imagine I'm going to like a hundred miles apart on my brakes and brake bro, I'd fucking die laughing.
Like literally die laughing.
Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful!
Why'd they all go this way?
Oh my god bro, dude, it's gonna creak.
It's like so far away dude. I have really good eye eyes to car ratio and eye coordination
No, whenever you have an eye of your outside the body of your girl, what percentage Asian are you me?
Yeah, ever since I went to a little Tokyo. It's probably three
Not back in not back it get it
Right now, well, yeah, what do you listen to my what's up a music?
My favorite artist
Get the fuck get the get the camera off me
My sister no my favorite artist is a season. Oh son son. Yeah, hello. Yeah, but please a see
Why is it up?
Dude, I think you got your Hellcat from T-Mil.
Uh, yeah, why'd you say no to shit?
If you want some out of me, I want to see it go
Hey, hold the hand, boy, you're sacked
Hey, boy, shh, just hold the hand, man
You gotta hold the hand, man
Hold the hand, man, hold the hand, man
Hold the hand, man
I'm gonna lie, but there's some...
808s' is 808ing
Definitely hellcat music
For sure
But ma...
Whoa, what?
Why not?
What?
This one's so good
I listen to a lot of stuff. I listen to a lot of League of Cardiolete, all the rappers, all the jizzles.
Well, how are your eardrums and fucking inside of your ears?
I don't know. I have headphones, bro. I don't play that loud, and I'm getting them fixed, too.
Oh, thank God, yeah. I like the air. I like the air.
It's a nice one.
Stop!
Can your Maybach do that?
My Maybach cannot do that now.
Dude, you're dangerous dude.
No, I'm not. Drive really safe.
Oh yeah, I mean we're only 40 an hour right now.
Oh.
Wait, where are you guys?
Why is that white fan windows foggy?
They're not foggy, they're just white.
Oh.
Do you have your contacts in?
No, I don't wear contacts.
Wear glasses.
You're just blind?
I'm not like super blind though.
I don't need to wear glasses every day.
Like obviously when I drive I wear glasses.
You know what I mean?
Why don't you wear contacts?
Um, because I don't like, it's just like, you're feeling your ear, you know what I mean?
And your ear?
I mean, your eye, sorry.
Missed him, but...
Dude, how long was the drive here?
Bro, it was an hour.
And then he told me, you're like, yo, I'm gonna be late.
I'm sorry, no, you're good.
Of course you're broke.
Shoot, I put on an apple and I went to the wrong location.
I know, you literally knocked on somebody's board, like some random granny's.
Shout out to granny.
Cool, life or clips, yeah, I'm not a fake creator, y'all.
I didn't do none of that fucking shit. I just put up to the wrong location
I don't like my family who is clipping now. Why would I lie dude?
Bro
After question I've been answered. Okay, so when you guys bought on stream
What is the ratio of how many real people and how many thank you?
Nobody's fucking body. Yeah, I bought somebody murder my future children if I bought dude
You did your shit then dude having 30,000 people dude. Oh my goodness
Well, you you may my shit jump really you got motion. Are you the most jumping person on Twitch right now?
No, no that have to be
That had to be probably right now. She's
Ender track. All right
Well, what about burp peanut burp peanut? I try to think of burp peanut. He said we're gonna do streams in there
Dude, he's a fortnight skin now do throw. I think you're next. You do a stream of burp peanut
wait can you do the same with Bert, Pina and Martin? Martin? Like, especially with Martin? Yeah.
You're not focal, Martin, bro. You and Martin should link up. See, the thing is... Oh my God, our
video's at 200k. I'm not in control. Are you telling the truth, buddy? Our video? Yeah. Wait, get the
camera here. We are going viral. Yeah, you gotta push your ass out. There's no bit rate here, though,
to be honest. When you go on iWet, it's a bit weird. Oh, it's already posted. Bro,
Mine's at 3,000 likes in nine minutes, bro
We're up bro, we made it bro
But we left Arlington got a Maybach in a Hellcat and and just
It's tough, man. Oh, that's a fucking hellcat move
bro
Hellcats are fun
Do whatever remember whenever you have this forever. I'm gonna own it. I'm not gonna sell it cuz dude. It's crazy
They stopped making Hellcats and now they're now looking in forward to making more Hellcats now.
Because of the...
I think because of the ones. I think a lot of people want a Hellcat.
And what's your dream car?
I'm not really a car guy.
Bro, to be honest, bro, I just want like a collective of cars.
So, I want a truck. I want a pickup truck.
I want like a track-hawk.
I want like a Beetle.
I want a motorcycle.
I won't like every type of car okay, well who's your top three people of all time don't be be honest. Yeah
Probably me
My mom
Dad
So the reviewers family my family. I thought your mom was a single mother. No, I have a dad bro
I like my dad. Oh, I grew up in a single mom household
Oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Oh, what's it called?
If you're talking about, like, in, like, a creative space,
like, my favorite people ever, is probably like...
um...
In what terms? You gotta give me a character.
Just like people of what, like, Marlon Lutine,
like, um, uh,
Luke Dennis, Marlon...
Goku?
No, Luffy. Luffy's cool.
Um...
I'll pick top three people of all time.
Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy again
Hello, I'm thinking I'm thinking Jeff Hardy
Yeah, okay, who us?
Jeff Hardy, number one?
Akiri Toriyama.
Oh, fuck.
He's tough, bro.
He's tough.
And he may go go into him, right?
Yeah, RIP him, bro.
RIP, bro.
Um, bro, if I'm gonna be honest, bro, no hate, no shade, love you to death, kid.
Why are we gonna have to go Abraham Lincoln?
I mean, he's top three for sure, bro.
What was your top three?
Um, probably, probably Martin Luther King.
Name? Name three things Martin Luther King actually did.
He had a dream.
Okay, literally this car could happen. Okay
He is a black
Black rights activists too. Yeah, and he spoke out against discrimination
Okay next person
Next person yeah, Marlon
He changed. He literally changed the fuck.
That lady just put a fucking smile on my face.
I'm not even trolling. He may change the four you bitch.
When you talk about the Silver Surfer, bro.
When you spawned into Tik Tok.
No.
He changed the whole thing.
He literally made...
Notice this. Look at this. Look at this.
Marlin.
He's literally a W. Bro.
The Silver Surfer himself.
No.
Dude.
He should be the first person you said, bro.
It's actually disrespectful that you didn't say the Silver Surfer's number one.
Over Marlin the King?
Marl...
Bro.
Do you know what he did for us?
Bro, he's the first Mager streamer to ever be signed to Nike.
Yeah.
I mean, bro.
So...
Oh my gosh, bro.
So, bro.
Put some respect on the Silver Surfer's name.
Goodness gracious, bro.
Phew!
You're not wrong.
Dude, I actually put like, bro.
I don't know, I don't know if I can say this on stream, bro.
I'm like 65%.
When you brought up the Silver Surfer, bro.
Oh my gosh.
W fake laugh.
This is the last fucking peewee sized football in the backseat, dude.
I took that to the beach.
Oh, nice.
Kid.
Oh my god, we're here, bruh.
Oh fuck, we're here.
Boys, we made it.
Gonna need a bit of an outfit change here.
Boys!
Are you paying for this, right?
Of course, bro.
Anything today is for me.
Bro, let's go to Chrome.
Um, no.
I mean, bro, what type of Chrome do you want?
I have some Chrome pieces.
Dude, you have one Chrome piece.
What?
Stop lying with me.
Literally, bro.
I'm the man of fucking steel
Bro don't disrespect Marlon. Thank you. Anyways, um, bro. Dude L parking, bro. Where'd you learn in a fucking park?
Definitely not the fucking parking school. I
Got I got a Texas drive license. That's one of the hardest licenses to get in the States
I have one too, bro. Cool kid. You went to fucking is yours vertical or horizontal?
You know what my shape is, bro. I told you my tip is kind of big
What are you talking about yeah, I'd like to bring on straight. I'm mad insecure about my fucking
You always talk about the rash my feet on my first driving test really bar past my shit was flying colors
I feel like your outfit like bro is not finished.
I need a sweatshirt bro.
To be honest bro, I tried to get you a whole new outfit from the place in low Tokyo.
I literally line scootered all the way there for you and it was closed.
Yo!
Is there any more in there you think?
What is that?
Nause.
What is that?
Nause?
It's like a drug I think.
You should get it.
No, no, no.
Drugs bad you really drink on your birthday. You don't think I can do a little bit
Drugs part cool whenever I think about I was thinking about wood bar
Exactly and badly never do fucking drugs. You know when I was born we're gonna try to quit smoking
He quit smoking he just cold turkey a cigarette. Oh my god
Who's your favorite song to play?
Ahhhhhh
Don't say son
Son I'm crying
Don't be scared, we're just streamers
We have the same 40 pages of y'all
Dude, you probably fucking love this shit
Dude, I really don't know why they're scared
But we have the same 40 pages of number
Let's get fully kitted out and go into McDonald's and then let's know it's exactly where we're going.
Cleets too? Cleets. Shin pads, everything. Boom. You're balling. Let's go.
So as a baller, I wear Adidas cleats. Adidas cleats are for wider feet. I know you're
going to use wider feet. I have wider feet. Yeah, these are Adidas. Nike really doesn't
help with that. They have more narrow, so let's go to Adidas. Okay.
Oh man, United.
Can I have a picture?
Of course, bro.
There you go.
Oh, wait, sorry.
Yeah.
Man, one of my favorite parts about the day is taking pictures with fans, man.
I love you to death, kid. Good kid.
You're just a great son, bro.
Dude, I always love taking pictures with fans, bro.
You're a fucking great guy, man.
Honestly, love myself to death.
Love you, bro.
Oh discount don't be scared to put the love bro. I'm always down to say pictures
No, no, no, he's in. Oh, yeah
One two three
You got a lot of multi-millionaire streamers two million followers on Twitter to ask for discount
Dude, not fucking...
You're pretty much saving a buck.
Yeah, everybody's saving a buck.
Just because, you know, there's money.
Yeah, greed.
It's not great, bro.
I think that...
You have a good day.
I mean, if you get the commission, I got the break.
Alright, so...
I feel like we should start from the top and then go to the bottom.
Oh, it's your stream, I'm going for it.
No, I'm saying like...
I feel like it'd be better anyway, so we could match.
Yeah?
Do you want to go...
Okay, I don't know...
We get a track scene.
Is there a bimini?
Do you want me to make it a little...
ever have you guys ever they ever do do you think like what do you do I don't be
year-to-year wait what year are you here I'm the year of the dog
I'm the year of the monkey that's dude that's so crazy well that's a double
and taunt her cuz you eat me and I am you wait wait wait
I'm probably going to go out.
Yo, Chivas fans!
I think I'm going to go with Japan.
Japan.
Let me say it right.
Say it again.
Ah, Japan.
It's Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
Say it softer.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
Come here.
Itadakimasu.
Do you know any Japanese?
you know any Japanese dude why does this look fake oh my gosh bro get this
out of here bro dude do you know soccer stores the biggest scam they do is sell
reps bro is this a brand maybe some role you don't know ways this is red dude
soccer should be some reps bro this isn't even a little bit wait do you feel
that fucking ghost dude your butthole is so loose do my body go I go oh get
out of that corner it stinks oh my gosh it's more like frickin up dog quite
literally let's get cropped up no I mean get up top bro you know how about
this I suppose your team needs for my team okay yeah you get Mexico I get
Japan. Okay, then we meet in the middle. I bet. Where's your pen?
Oh, what about South Korea?
And what's this?
I thought we were gonna do the switch around yeah, okay, but okay wait let me pick yours
Okay
No, this is China
Correa's nice. I like the polyester. You like that old little v-neck action
But it's a triple XL. I like you're not a triple XL
This XL dude, dude
No, you're small because if you're small
Dude slim waist
My brothers is the big and tall section XL
Small do you want do it? I want to actually be serious. I'm sure right now bro. Respects to you, bro
I didn't know how you do this bro. Streaming is actually a challenge. Dude. I'm not gonna say I'm getting gasped with like bro
You're not streaming. It's kind of tired. No, you're not tired. I'm not not yet
I'm a power through but I'm just saying like respects to you
But whenever you need it whenever you're like ready to go and like you're ready to hang up the journey
Just let me know which one might you're bro, and you know today's about you dude. I'm sleeping here
I'm sleeping at the Corbett's night
You had you have a queen size bed. That's enough
Yeah, okay, then which one should I get?
Ooh, I love this.
The Nigerian kids are so... they're not clean this year.
No, this one's kind of... nah, that's not that's not right.
I just don't know about this, bro.
They put nerf or nothing on the thing.
That's right, bro.
Bro, you don't have to. You can do Mexico. That's my little action.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go over there to Mexico.
Dude, my bad bro.
I think it's not that good.
Dude, it's okay.
Wait, son!
Son!
You actually kind of look like that.
No, no weird thing.
I don't look anything like son.
Bro, do the scream.
Mexico?
Yeah.
Good.
Viva la Mexico.
That's a good one.
Okay, okay.
Should we get you some force to match?
Yeah.
If we get you to extra small, let's get you extra small.
Dude, come on, they're my penis.
Okay, well, how much?
What's small?
Medium?
Smalls, you can go with medium, bro.
You can do these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can do these.
Yay, thank you, Wynn.
Wait, I think these are the girl ones.
You know that, basically.
Y'all definitely girl ones.
I think those are the girl ones.
Okay, these are the dude ones?
Yeah.
Ooh, she's getting leggings.
Yo!
I'm so glad you got the road. Get the leggings. Yeah, bro. You look good in like this. Yeah
I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. I see my phone
Dude, you have four skin that's fired
I'm out of the path on the leggings. I mean, you should if you got leggings, I'd go like there's any blue leggings
I'll literally wear them
Okay, this Mexico. Yeah, that was actually and then you just get a jersey right there. Not that this kid's pretty tough
I feel like this is not that big, I'm like a black one, I'm like a medium black one
Yeah, that one is small bro, give it a girdle, yo, is this the law version no disrespect to them
This is lazy size bro, I think this is the big guitar, no what's the gallon I'm really not trying to sound
what's the gallery is that what it's when you're ignorant about something yeah yeah
what's what's up what's the quarter way no whenever fact I'm not gonna say it
bro no whenever it's part of religion though though though though yes yes
No, that is not
You're all sleeping this that's like a quadruple X
Dude they have to have more mixing stuff because all the work here
Let's do it.
Good ball hogging.
Oh, should I just get a small there?
No, it's right here.
Oh.
Medium.
You're big enough, boy.
I got a lot of words off.
That's tough.
And you matched the fucking hands.
You're fucking talking to me.
Bro, I thought we'd get full soccer here.
Or should I just keep the nests of all this?
We gotta go full clean here.
Do I get blue pits and you get green pits?
Are we going to play zombie?
Oh, that's it.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, the minion mall looks like Mr. Fuck.
He's not that dark.
Yo, they fucked him up.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Yeah, they fucked him up.
That's fucked up.
Yo, they mean Jude Billion dark as shit, too.
He's not that dark.
Jude Billion? Yeah, no.
Everyone's so dirty
Who's in charge of make cold water does not look this good, bro
He looks like silver sucker
Okay, get some cleats
You want to get a dancer
I'm I'm I got wifey. I'm a dita thing. You a dita baby
Dream sponsor Anita
I have these at home the predators are pretty good predators. I have that I have the predators as well. Really? Yeah
Do you want to get a different one?
I just want to get something popping bro. Ooh, at least harder now. I
I do love a slip-on slip-on slip-ons are really fun to play with yeah, this is tough right here
Okay, this is me. All respects to you. Oh
My feet's hot. I might get some flats bro. Yeah
No, just look at those loops. Yeah, cuz you know you can't you can't wear those in turn, bro
You're supposed to wear these in turn
Yeah
I might need to get this in the size line, but I just like this cuz it's like they match my
size 11. Yeah, it ass
On the size time. Yeah, you're a big feet, bro
I'm petite hands, bro. You wanna see?
You have the same size hands, bro
Come on, bro, you're two million on three one place seven on you on Instagram
should we go to them or is there out it's for a freaking month
let's go do that oh easy easy
uh could you do this on a 8 and a half
wait can I get this in a 10 and a half
No, I'm not.
Wait, you're in not a size 10. You just said you're...
Wait, did I say 8.5?
Yeah, yeah, you're good. You're good.
You're good, you're good.
I'm on 9 usually, but...
I'm a little tighter, yeah.
I'm a little tight.
We're about to be tough.
Two outfit changes in a day? You don't want that.
you don't want that bro I'll do it no you don't if I beat you boy you lose all
all the respect like actually if you lose in the bush you actually lose all
respect for all I mean yeah we can do it well chat but yeah she could like a
streamer you could hold chat bro yeah no no but when you listen to me look when
You look at you're gonna do like this
You may not stop
They be cat sad nigger they be sad nigga
Oh, you don't have that side of this thing move me into a cleats that are
These are Turkish bulls.
Wait, what size was this?
10?
Nike has inter-plate sky-sized.
Oh, like an 8 or 9.
He used to like an 8 and a half.
Genuinely wrong, just gonna bring out what I got in 8.
Like, generally?
I bet.
Like, any highlighter ones, the...
Well, you're gonna show me you I don't think I'm allowed
What?
All the people
Actually, yes, you think I'll get accepted you need to give you need to put your word in for me, bro
I don't I don't even know I'm gonna get it. I've had a blab on myself
You know, so what the shot you live once? Yeah
So I have one zero point one percent chance of joining
But you miss all the shots that you don't take dude imagine if I get into some university
There's like an intro to the YouTube video
Oh
That's tough
Okay
Top three goals in life
So I should actually try at this university. Yeah, if I see you there here my professor
I'm probably gonna jump on you. Yeah, you'd be my favorite student. That's so far because I don't even have to try in class
You're just gonna give me a good grade. No, yeah, no, no, I do need to get better at sucking dick
That's like, bro. No, no, no, no, you don't have to do that. You're good. No, yeah, no
Okay
You're good, bro, you're good kid, honestly, bro, my tic-tac's at a hundred and a half. You're lying
Let me see. No, no, no, no, don't check. You jinx it
I'm taking mine
I
Like
You're doing worse than mine
Yeah, I mean you're tick-tock motion clears my breath
When you gonna get back in your tiktok bag check should I get back on shit dude?
I was eating wet bread, oh yeah that's my shit
Dude I was on, I was on the road
Remember how you got waves and three reasons why you should be a mommy
Yeah, I did that, yeah, good fucking times bro
You miss those times?
No
Re-broke?
I was, yeah, I was doing it for Ashley Pennies
How old are you when you did that?
I'm like 18
What were you doing on my age?
19 I think I was first to face I was in phase you're lying. Yeah, 19 of face
Actually
Yeah, well you're in your youths now you're playing the toll on you then
Your prime is literally loading
Loading
No, that has low. Hopefully hopefully I go up. I mean, you know, we never know yet
So what do you what do you want to achieve in life? I'm the youtuber
I also like face red shit. I like YouTube more than I stream a lot try out streaming
The thing is about that
Streaming is cool. It's just like
Have you John's in a
Loops are here in half in half one night
We'll be through inside
I'll just do the pink ones other than what's
That's okay. I got I got you want a nine? Uh, I'll just I get the dates
I'll just got this
Cedena, I don't want to I don't want to make it hassle for you. I'm chilling
But I was like I get a commission
Oh damn and then 11th. Yeah
Think about it, sir.
And I'll get the Nike suit.
I think they will.
Do you want to try them on?
I'll just loosen them up.
What are you going to kill?
What are you all playing?
We're playing at the Matter Daddy Field.
Yeah, that's hard.
We're playing at the Nix.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I said a lot of long day today
Maybe I should get oh
Once I break the bad boys in
Oh, yeah, maybe I got one more size up. Yeah
Like I feel like I'm less traction on you there doesn't like basketball shoes
basketball shoes
What's that one water balloon
You need to up your screen time bro my screen time. Yeah, you don't know no references. Yes. I do water balloon
I don't know that one well
Okay, okay, that's my ball. Yes, I don't know the one sounds familiar
My chest out moving my chest out moving did you stop paying for the box? I think I did
I
Water I saw a hey yo chat you're sassy. We're talking about no Baca
You're fucking crazy
I've been doing from watch you, but like you're a grown-ass man like in front of me and Mike
I appreciate that honestly
Oh, this is hard. Honestly, if I had to give a quote of the day, we don't love you to death kid.
I'll check these out. Quote of the day is probably yellow.
You want these? Yeah. You sure you want to try more of them? Oh, I did. They're pretty good. Thank you, man.
A picture with me? Oh, yeah. Of course, bro. Yeah, we can run it, man. Let's do it.
Dude. Yeah, I'll get these, too. It's on his tab, so I'm just gonna...
What?
Ready?
Thank you.
No, I appreciate that, bro.
Thank you, man.
That's a good one.
Come back.
Dude, my favorite part of the day is taking pictures with fans, bro.
Yeah.
Honestly.
What?
In a video? Yeah.
Dude, you should definitely do one of those things where you're like, how many likes for it when I can do a stream.
Bro, who?
I'm like a billion, yeah, be humble, be humble, 10,000, 10,000 likes it will get you a stream.
10, 10, 10 bro, 10 come to the core crew and and movie.
Dude the core crew is only like 15 minutes away, you can pull up with us, just follow my car, it's a white alcat.
It's fire that you throw, this is what we do.
Dude, this is what streaming is about, bro.
What's streaming?
Do you actually always want to be a streamer whenever you were acting?
Nah. I thought I was going to be like a doctor.
Like a YouTuber? Nah.
No, V-State is really...
I swear.
You just wanted to do content for fun?
Yeah, it was for fun.
Like, you know COVID?
Obviously.
How old were you when COVID happened?
I was in sixth grade.
Sixth grade?
You're a little baby.
You're a little baby, but I was in high school.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, us 20-20 kids, we didn't get a graduation.
Yeah, I was in 2020, yeah.
Actually?
I didn't get a graduation, bro.
That ass.
I didn't get to experience high school like you.
Okay?
I'll be a fucker.
Continue, though?
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Yeah, I started off making TikToks.
And I'm here now.
Yeah.
Bro, I started making TikToks in the fifth grade
and I kept getting banned for saying hard R.
And then?
game band too for humping on pillow bro I guess you get off that no no no I was
like us doing a skit you know that's so worth it bro I probably would have
laughed at that too well change now or okay no no no no no let's go pay let's go
pay a new card you have a streaming card in a normal current I have a business
card this is going on a business card LLC yo bro can you put my can you can you
Can you put my um, so basically my friend from the UK, I'm making an LSE so he can live here.
Do you do that with any of your friends?
Oh, like he needs a visa?
Yeah.
He's gonna have to sign under my LSE and I'm gonna-
I have one.
Oh, and then you do it?
Yeah.
You can sign him under-
How many days in that to make them stay?
Listen, I got good lawyers.
You actually have good lawyers?
Yes.
Can I get your lawyers?
Yeah.
Woo!
Okay.
I can connect you to my lawyers.
I wouldn't have a full citizenship
That's not how worse bro work piece
Okay, listen put him under a contract where you have to get that's a run like 50% of his earnings
That's pretty generous for a working son. It doesn't actually happen
It could be nice
Yeah
Yeah, and yeah, he has a work reason and you know the screen and y'all have boys and yeah, so south oh
Oh
You guys ones that strap against your ankle Anderson, I need long
Long ass on I'm talking like throw the way of my balls. Let's do right here
Oh, yeah
Yeah, they have any netting leggings like netting netting like the sexual ones
Don't talk about my
Dude armadillos chill, bro. Don't even do objective by that. No, I fucking love your armadillo
The channel my hoodie gangers, but I'm not oh, where's the socks, bro?
You're in your key chain. No
Excuse me sir, do you know where to sock sure I like the long stretchy ones
Is this Captain America
Fuck
Wait, wait, no, I want to wait for you
I'm trying to get the shit out of you. Everything is set
But you just fucking
You want to get the wine? Let's just hunt apologize
Thank you. I want the white press. I did
All right, all right, bro. Yo, pick pick long white. I just won't walk long white white socks
Overwhelming me. Oh, right here. Neha. Here we go. Yeah, right here
No, oh, yeah, look at the age on those. Oh, yeah
I bet we locked in. Yeah, how much money is in your savings?
I'm ready to check out let's do it W W
So how much money do you have in a month?
In a month?
Yeah.
Can I actually ask this off stream?
Yeah.
I'll show you my Ernie's tab off stream.
Dude, the one month I did stream in October?
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is my song, I love saying it.
Over on our eyes, really quiddish.
Alright, have a good one, man.
I love you.
I love you.
I'm going
Hey
Jason and a half scale out
A million thousand likes come on here
I can't cheat him on barbara.
Well, honestly, I'm his manager.
Love you, Beth.
Bro, 10,000 likes.
10,000 likes.
10,000 likes.
10,000 likes.
Yeah.
All right, bro, you said it, bro.
Are you lit?
Yes.
Yo, you can't make them fall asleep, bro.
I'm your manager.
I'm a stupid ego.
Where's that?
I'm a stupid ego.
I'm a stupid ego.
Oh, we're lit.
Oh, we're lit.
oh we're we're late oh we're late what happened we just got fucking soccer
tweets whoa thank you Jason of course no for my birthday is the same
birthday for same birthday as LeBron you're a lot you can go on a lot of
birthday you're going famous birthdays in search of kids
I don't know who has the same birthday as me.
You can turn the truck in the car.
Go on famous birthdays.
Let's get dressed real quick.
Okay.
We'll be your trunk and then let's get you in the car.
I fucking love this.
Are those your shoes?
Yeah, it's all mine.
Okay, got the A6's.
Leave it on Mexico!
Bro, try that Mexico, man.
What? I'm literally a stick, bro.
Like, I'm literally, like, skinny, bro.
Like, I promise you...
There's no logging.
We're both ugly.
Bro, I can't take this...
Oh my god!
Dude, I thought this jersey would be big, bro.
last jersey bro what is this medium cool oh it's not that bad it's just like a
mad like yeah help me bro each one of us
bro let's just rip off this ready
Oh, you're tough.
Thank you, bro.
This jersey is so not flexible.
That looks incredibly uncomfortable.
It's like, it's like, bro, it's like, I don't even know.
Is this like hard polyester?
I don't fucking know.
Ready?
But we're lit.
Hold this.
Three, two, one.
What's up, guy?
I'm just gonna take a look.
Bro, you got red on the word, just like a medical.
Bro, can you, uh, can you get this?
Ready?
Two.
Ow!
Shit.
Alright, let's get a clean skillet.
My feet are ugly, don't show them.
Let me see.
You got a bronze age feet?
Yeeeah!
Show your feet, then, Tess.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Show your feet then, Tiff.
No I'm actually like suckable toes, like on everything I love.
I just wish I could have a lot on TikTok.
Look at my shoe.
On everything I love, you would put that in your mouth.
Ew bro, no.
That's not, that's not, that's not...
Where's the sock?
Oh, that guy?
That's my dip guy.
Your butt's on the sock.
Okay.
I don't think I need under the confessions
Well this week no this one's on that bad
I bet?
No look at this one
Oh fuck
This one's prettier
You put this shit in your mouth
Wow
Almost
Fuck yeah
You gotta have your socks tied
You turned backwards apparently Jay
Yeah
Yeah
All it is
You do it on purpose?
No
Oh my gosh you missed a clip bro you fucked it
Oh, yeah.
What?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Smells right?
Well, you put it in my shit on?
That's me, bro.
Dude.
I like your highlights.
My highlights?
Your brown tips.
What?
Your brown tips.
What are you talking about?
Your brown tips.
Oh, oh.
I didn't do that on purpose.
Fuck that motherfucker.
Your socks are on the wrong speed.
Same square!
Oh my god, bro.
It doesn't matter.
Thank you.
Dammit.
There you go. Yeah, nice.
Nice.
Oh, fuck yeah. I feel like I'm back in all of these things, bro.
I used to do this.
I used to do this, go to Hogan Park, play some ball.
Yeah, nah, more, more, more, more basketball, but you know.
Hooper?
I don't even know that part.
Do you know who's the guy in the north always?
I live in the southeast.
Yeah, I was in the north.
Craven's way closer to me.
Yeah, Craven's part.
I went with Craven's part.
Craven was like 5.
You know Cali Parker?
No.
Can you show me a picture?
Go.
Honey love and affection.
Give it to Mexico!
Give it to Mexico!
You know what I'm not gonna say that what no what it's not worth it. What what what?
You're cute, bro, do you think I can join long talk? Yeah, bro. Honestly wait, let me
Oh, you literally asked for it bro. That's how you join.
You gotta get ready, you gotta get your Mexican voice lines.
I don't know how much I can. You got no mama's way, you got...
No mama's. Good?
My name is Chino.
Good?
My name is Chino.
Pendejo.
Say Niggi.
No.
Say Niggi.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Say what's good, Niggi?
Like that.
Say it like a Mexican.
No, I don't want to.
Bro, really?
I feel like it's bad.
Dude, they always say.
Dude, I have no pockets, bro.
This is fucking annoying.
What am I supposed to put in my keys?
Get pockets?
I don't even know where my keys are.
I get the keys, the keys, the keys.
You know that one?
Yeah, I think so.
Bro, say Niggi.
No!
Bro, mix them to OEC, bro.
Man, I'm not Mexican dude. You're good. Why give you the past like 30 minutes, bro
I'm not some racist cuck shit. You just gotta fit the character not saying it, bro
Wait, can we do that one thing where he 360s are our avatar builds what the camera 360s are avatar build? Oh, yeah, yeah
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh, this sound right here.
Thank you.
Even let me speak to them.
See ya.
Simba Pajico!
Ah, forever!
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that, bro?
The Mustang.
Wait, watch this.
What the hell is this?
Hey!
Hey, right tail cap, man.
Rabbit.
Nice little SRT there.
That's not an SRT.
Are we late?
Should I tuck or not?
Should I tuck or not?
W tuck.
Wait, wait, 360 my avatar.
I'll cut it.
Ready?
Yeah.
We'll lower on you?
Mhm.
Alright.
We got Jason Ramirez coming from Ireland to Douglas!
He's not coming here to play.
He has a 5.5 penis and he is not.
Jesus.
Let's do this.
Let's fucking go, guys.
Fucking go.
We did it.
You know where we're going.
McDonald's?
McDonald's.
Oh, really?
Oh, we're gonna go in the drop the drop the back, you know, we want and then I dropped it
We're walking straight in we got it
Let's get a ball and kick it through the fucking
Shagger
Wait, you know what's funny about this you're guacamole and I am wait, what's that a spicy green sauce your your green sauce
No, Nica. Bro, I'm talking about the wasabi. I'm wasabi. You're guacamole.
Bro, does your fucking car have AC?
Yeah, I just turned it down so that the viewers can hear better.
Oh, great.
AC, I was turning it up.
Does your Maybach have AC like in the ceiling?
Bro, my Maybach got AC everywhere.
That's fire.
Oh
Fuck
Here's McDonald's wish we should we get a suey or
23 miles no it's not
There's literally a Mickey D's like right next to the crew. What do you do or desk?
No, did you try that place called the stand near your place? It's so good stand at us. It's so good
I had I had went to super bar and I saw Kevin Hart there in my control. What dude?
You know, it's crazy. I was at the chateau the other day and I seen Kanye West. No, you go along. I
Swear to God I did okay. I believe you
careful, bro
Come back up to some shit. I've backed into many things. Oh
My gosh, it's Jersey, bro
Wait John, can you hold this?
Yeah, I'm gonna put it on my back.
Give us a sexy name John.
Is that a code name or is that your real name?
I got like three different names.
Really?
Yeah.
And why?
Uh...
My fake name whenever I order food is Josh because no one knows how to spell Haskell.
Well, Haskell's easy as they are to pronounce.
Dude, how do you spell Haskell?
H-A-S-K-E-L-L.
Well, that's different because you're a family me champion you actually are I won spelling bee in my fifth grade
I did I won my geography say we'll I I won my first my geography in the fifth grade
See that's not a spell me though. It's gonna be for I almost went to fuck. Oh, I went to state
No, you should know what?
Can you get like a full setup for the corboys YouTube video and do are you smarter than a fifth grader with other corboys?
I'm just giving you guys ideas bro.
I'm not alive bro.
Write this down.
You're a fucking genius.
Write this down.
You're good bro.
You want to be my creative?
Dude, I-
Who are you thinking of shit man?
Dude, if you actually want me to be your creative, it's only going to be a small 5,000 a month,
but it's going to give you banger ass ideas.
Okay, yeah.
Wait, Vinny, Vinny Hackers in the chat.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Is he mug?
What's up Vinny?
Yo, my name's Haskell.
Yo, my name's Haskell. If you want to sub my youtube, I like Haskell on YouTube. I've seen you around Vinnie
You're a cool kid. Honestly. Love you to death
So what's up?
Vinnie what? Vinnie what?
Can I see what's up? Oh, no, I can't. I'm driving. You're driving, bro. Lock in. That's what Ayn Ross got banned actually.
Ayn Ross didn't get banned driving. Yeah, he was on his phone driving.
Do you remember that? But you weren't a part of the early streaming days. No, I was bro.
Don't ever test my ball. Now. Do you want I was a Justin? You don't even know what Justin TV is you don't that was twisted before fucking twitch
Well, that's probably cuz I was a little kid and I was actually outside. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know matter of fact
I'm I'm way older than you realize bro. You're only like how many years or three three. Oh, you shit fucking uncle
22 is not
Listen, bro, you need a vice in life. I got you. Okay. I have it got you bro, but you can't bro
Where were you at 19 years old? Did you have a health care?
No, no, I had an Audi RS7.
Actually? Yeah, I was probably shit.
It's pretty epic.
Right, a couple times though.
We do have a zoggerfoot right here.
Dude, we got a buckery field, yeah.
Can we get it there?
Can we get it there and uh, yeah, after?
So, any advice you need?
Um, yeah, just like, I need advice on streaming.
You know since you want it like no if I all become a streamer
but
I'm just letting you got you look at the know that
YouTube YouTube and streaming is a passion y'all. I just need to adjust to streaming. It's just very
Coming into it whenever you're like not used to the hours bro respectfully streamers bro. I rather do a 95
Fuck the stream shit. Yes, bro. You're saying 95 is more than treatment. No, it's not
I really had a job
If I got paid the same amount, I'd rather do a 9-5.
Wait, what did you work as before?
I did. I sold Cologne at a mall.
I had a parts mall.
Yeah.
Did I?
Yeah.
Man, Northstrom?
Or JCPenney?
No, I was at a kiosk in the middle of the mall.
Anything on papers.
Oh man, that's hard.
Bro, did you even have a job ever?
Um, no.
Holy shit, you had me good though.
unemployed my whole life. You had it good. Yeah. Bro, but yeah, streaming. You had this
job in middle school, I used to sell chips and shit. Just quit selling side hustles.
I used the box sneakers too. I was a dirty scalper. Oh, I also did online businesses too.
As you guys know, I was a loots maxler. I did the creativity beta fun. You guys know that.
the minute long videos
Those are paying bro. Those were paying
Yeah, that's why I quit it
Right miss that guy
When you're gonna make more music
Arlington drill song today. You want to make it on we get that as I'm in the studio
Bro one guy. Let's make some shit. I'm down bro. It has to be some trap shit
I bet after this bro, after this let's hoop and then let's make a song. Yeah, let's go. Wait, but the platform access and look close
We can't use the studio
You have a studio yeah, well, that's fine. I have you know, I actually make music at home all the time
I'm gonna hear something. Oh, do you actually want to hear something? Yeah before you get into the parking car play some shit and then
Let's hop in dude. Do you know it's so freakin crazy, bro?
Dude, one of my first, one of my first streams was over here. No lie.
Say swear.
Swear to God.
Wow.
I did a mall stream over here where I was just like talking to people.
You're fucking lit, bro.
You sound blazing, you holy shit.
Support equals blaze.
Alright, bro, play some.
We're Gen Z!
Dude, I don't want to play right now. I want a good audio.
No!
Alright, well, you know-
I'm gonna cringe so bad, bro. It's not even a bad song.
You're gonna cringe.
Bro.
What is cringe, bro?
I'm gonna cringe in my own music, yes.
It's like whenever you-
Oh, bro, we're genuinely going viral.
I'm not even sure I'll even-
Dude, we're genuinely going viral.
Please, I'm not.
We're genuinely going viral.
This might be something special.
Bro, you're mocking my shit.
But we're both going viral.
Dude.
Our shit's made us fuck, man. Let's go eat.
I'm gonna change the batter.
B-
Are you good?
Can we get in there and hit a suey?
You're gonna be like this, I'm gonna slide under your waist,
and then you 360, shh!
Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Should we practice that or no?
Yeah.
So, so, I'm gonna go in.
Over your legs, I'm gonna slide under your legs,
you jump over me 360, shh!
Wait, wait, wait, at the same time?
Yeah.
Can I put my phone in your pocket, please?
Man, put it in your pocket.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna put it in your pocket, too.
Dude, oh my gosh, I'm a leader here.
Oh, my fucking head.
Okay, so.
I'mma slide under you like this.
Ah!
And then you're gonna sue me?
Yo, you just headbutted my nudge, bro.
Bro, bro.
Re-start, bro.
You're fucking ahead.
Wait, oh, I gotta do it like this.
Do my, your sheep, be careful, bro.
Just turn around, bro.
I don't wanna do it like that.
You're trying to make me hit it.
No.
Slide under.
And then I'm gonna be like this.
Yeah
I don't like that one bro. What oh, bro. Actually that's hard. Should we both slide in slice tackle into the core kazooie?
Hmm slide tackle on a dirty McDonald's for I'm down. Okay, okay. All right, wait wait, let's do that one. Okay
Okay?
Oh, she's on my mind.
I don't know.
You mean you're mad.
Oh, and then we got to be like, you know where we're here.
Okay.
I'll be used with heart bandages in the chat.
You're a hero, bro.
Ready, kid?
Go.
Good.
Okay.
see you know what we're here for
what up what up
hey hey hey here for the World Cup meal
we're gonna get bro
um
what do you mean you might or do you mean by bitch
the meek mope bitch
we're gonna get
Oh, the Ronaldinho is pretty cool.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Nice job.
Oh, wait.
You have no pocket. I'll hold it for you.
Thank you.
Oh, the chaos.
Oh, wait. You don't do a...
That. That doesn't hit, bro.
Okay, it doesn't hit. Just acting like I'm not panning for the person. Go ahead.
Oh, I like that.
You take initiative.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Reach out
This is up a bottom. Oh
Toots you're already paid. I paid bro. Are you sure you put yeah? Yeah?
Okay, oh there is
Yeah, let me, let me, let me, let me pay for this.
Where did he pay?
I didn't get it.
I swear I didn't get it.
Look at this.
I remember that stream where you were making a lot of money.
I didn't.
Yeah, I did not shop.
I didn't teach you how to play soccer.
You didn't teach me how to play soccer?
Dude, I told you. I tried being your manager.
Oh, do we pay right here?
What's that thing?
You know exactly what we're here for.
I'm sorry, y'all are tough, bruh.
That's tough.
I appreciate it, man.
Appreciate it.
That's motion.
Bro, I hate doing people's motion, but I'm sorry.
I ain't gonna lie, you motion motion.
No, I don't.
You're Jason Newen.
Jason's not a model.
I remember that shit, bruh.
And you're a hot-skill where a mirror is.
Yeah.
Wait, no, wait, I'm noticing.
Do you're trying to art into like five years old?
Them five-year-olds are coming up to you, bro.
They're so grown, people are coming up to you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Those are grown men.
What's my story?
Let's see it.
Outside?
Inside? Where there's noise and music?
There's a booth.
Right there.
Preferably away from the window?
Or the light?
Nope. Okay, so...
I'm gonna do it.
Hello.
Hello.
Thank you, Jason.
What do you think you're doing?
Of course, bro.
You know, there's nothing but love.
Bro?
Nothing but love.
Seriously, bro?
It has.
We came a long way out of Allens.
What was that?
Nothing.
Bro, appreciate you, bro.
Dude, came a long fucking way.
What are you, when you back home?
I've only visited her like three times.
I just thought I would not let it.
No, you left your day once?
Bro, I don't have much friends over there.
What?
They don't have me out.
I left all my friends.
They weren't your friends then?
No, they were.
They were.
But they COVID happened and then I stopped talking to them
and then that's life.
Dude, people go apart.
People go apart, you're fact.
You know, obviously, bro.
You're a different thing.
When you grew up, they,
they do they they have a job and then you stream
ooh please don't say that word wrong man
you stream, job?
yeah
that's a trigger, bro stop sniffing yourself you smell something
bro
I don't know if it's you or me
I put the other one
dude is this 30,000?
yeah that's that fucking bedrock machine right there
that's the dirty dance
dang
you know about that
I don't
I mean
wait so
with tiktok bro like you get sponsors or how do you get your breach
I do steak
Oh
Obviously who wants to promote gambling, but I'm doing it for my money. I'm doing it for my money in the moment
But it's not a long-term thing. No get your money up
Uh, all that matters. I don't have any serious things, but I'm getting I don't have management now. Wow
Oh my god
It didn't come with a fucking suit
What is this there?
Hello
The water's in this
Wait, people here when you have a McDonald's promo
What the fuck?
W make fucking Donald's
I think McDonald's need promo
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, Terry!
Terry Henry bro!
Oh my gosh!
What did you get?
Oh my god, Christian Pibilistic
Oh my god, that's Captain America bro
I got Terry Henry man
Bro, McDonald's bro, you did your big dope
Fucking love McDonald's
Wait, why would they give us a cup and then give us supper, bro?
I gotta...
Bro...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chill.
Bro, I love McDonald's, bro.
Fucking W McDonald's, niggie.
Let's do this.
Are you fucking...
Are you sober, right?
I don't do nothing, bro.
Okay.
This is high off-light enough.
Here.
Here's your medium, bro.
Oh my god, exclusive...
Seat!
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
I am small.
This is
Bro, how you doing?
Nah, I'm not in line. You fucked him all day.
How are you doing? How are you doing?
I'm not having trouble, bro. You fucked him all day.
Dude, these are good. One, two, three, four, five, six, one, two, three, one, one, two.
They're all good, bro.
This is how small beans eat their first.
Here's yours.
The double tongue.
Dude, whenever I pour this brand new McDonald's cup, I fucking go to boner.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yo, who made this good, just fucking delicious.
Oh my god.
Slay me down, me dad.
Oh my god, bro. Who's the best player in the world?
Who's the best daddy, Jason? Did you get on me with McDonald's? You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that works.
Ooh, Big Mac sauce. I want to try this. You want to try it or not?
Yeah.
Who's the best player in the world cup right now? Probably.
But the person that did the volume in the US team was a fuck. That was a fuck. That was hard, bruh. That was a streamer.
US, you think they got a good chance at making out of groups?
I don't think they want them to win.
Making out of groups? They're not gonna win. They're not gonna win.
Like, generally, they're not gonna win.
Ooh, big mac sauce, bruh.
What should I say, the suey sauce?
Cause, we're not gonna do that, bruh.
Ooh, that's pretty good, bruh.
This is the messy sauce and this is the Ronaldo sauce.
I don't think I've ever seen a messy dude.
Oh my god.
Mmm.
Can you give me the fries?
Eat a fry bro.
Eat a fucking fry bro.
I'm gonna be on, just eat bro.
Wait, how many minutes do we have to eat McDonald's for?
Eat a problem?
No, no, no.
I'm not eating McDonald's.
I'm not eating McDonald's.
I'm not eating McDonald's.
I'm not eating McDonald's.
You the promo?
I'm not, you're not promo, bro.
We're suey fighters.
Dude, good fucking manipulation, bro.
You're gonna be right off to death now.
Ooh, that fucking McDonald's cream.
Do you know what tastes better than this one?
What?
Vira cola.
Sara vila cola.
Mmm.
Oh, no.
You know what ain't work up there?
I'm going to Wonderland.
So I try to save your life, and you just start fucking throwing your shit back onto me.
bro no I wanted to go to one in Arlington bro if you ever go to one in Arlington
but what what would you be down I'll pay for myself what because the work-up stadium
is in Arlington oh AT&T which one if we go though I have two tickets to Kansas
City quarterfinals and I'm thinking it's gonna be messy for Zernardo
Fucking insane.
I have two tickets, bro.
Bro, Messi and Ronaldo will cup, but I'm broke.
I would streak to you, bro.
What?
Should I streak to field?
Bro, yes. Every four years, bro.
Yes, do it.
And by the next World Cup, everybody's gonna forget.
Yeah, just do it, bro.
Try to do it.
We should both do it.
What's the worst that can happen?
You streak to Ronaldo, I'll streak Messi.
Wait.
What is the worst that can happen?
Genuinely, well, they just ban you from the stadium. Can you get a fine, bro? But they're fine. Do you know what's when you're gonna make that?
Imagine you put a gambling ad right here on your chest. Don't sponsor all the way, bro
But you put Vita Cola on your
in your street, you make it. You make it? You make a fucking million, bro
But being banned from
Four games, you're made four years. Bro, the next one's four years. Exactly
No, they'll probably ban you for life
No, it's so worth it
If you fall off in the next month or so do it
Month is pretty soon to fall out of play. I don't think you ever are bro. I'll be honest. Thank you, dude
That means a lot man. God willing
You're just proving yourself that you won't ever bro, it's a testimony
What is falling off who's fallen off
Jason?
You're on a come up.
Dude, I'm on like a slow come up.
Let me take you on a move.
Yeah.
Never compare yourself to other people.
Bro.
You hear me?
Yeah, because we, bro.
Bro, comparison?
It's a perfect joy.
It's a beautiful joy.
Because look at it like this, bro.
If you compete comparison all the time, bro, speed, way more viewers, handsomer, bigger
date, way more money, bro.
Way more girls.
And younger than us.
I'm happy.
I'm happy where I am.
That's good, bro.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go, bro.
I
Missing these way funnier than both of us
I feel you doing the thing that I told you not to do and I was so great now. I'm insecure bro and honestly
But your handsome guy, do you know how many ladies you good?
Just saying that or he's like making you feel better. So if you weren't a stranger, bro
You'd still get your hand
Better I'll be honest if you're ugly
Seriously, do you think I'm Marlon's guy, yes?
Okay, so if I was a child, you would tell me.
Okay, okay, who is the best looking in court?
Like, right?
Because there's some controversy there.
Okay, number one, probably not you.
If you want me to be serious, or be a joke.
Oh, we're here.
If we're going best looking.
Minus Marlon.
How do I teach you that Marlon?
Marlon number one.
Silky number two.
Okay, that's bullshit.
I'm not lying.
That's bullshit.
If there was a- if there was a-
There's a fucking chocolate.
There's a feeling girl on the planet.
Talk the whole fucking list now.
Talk the whole list.
Well, being honest, Silky's a good-looking dude.
I do not.
Okay, Marlon Silky.
Lacey.
Lacey
Guy said Lacey bear number three are you fucking kidding me over at me and wrong where for god and dad bro
That's I thought I got with space
That shit made it do
Both so nice brown whenever I'm sad I was picking myself when the next thing with face face
That was one in there what the screaming at the
When was the last time you talked to the face banks
I meant sweet and sour sauce fuck
About spurs up 13. Oh spurs up 13
Here's a plane right now
This was a plane. There's Nick. Yeah, you're the basketball. No
Yeah, bro. Bro, when is the next JoJo's episode gonna come out, bro?
Hmm?
Bro, I don't watch sports on my television. I watch anime and cartoons on YouTube.
That's pretty good.
And scroll. And I play Rock League in Rainbow Six Siege.
Real talk, bro. You're singing real talk in the chat, bro.
Bro, do you fart?
No, dude.
Oh my gosh.
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna be good.
I'm not like Lil Kevion.
When I was in Onsen, every week, after church, my aunt would get me, um, big donuts.
And I don't have a meal just like this.
That's why I was a little chubby fuck.
What's the right in Japanese, I mean, Vietnamese?
Um...
I didn't, I didn't say, uh...
Goal. It's goal. Goal.
W, W, goal.
I need ketchup. I'm gonna go get some ketchup.
Good job.
Look, peep, peep.
Come on, bro.
Ready? Pass to you.
Okay.
No luck. Give me, give me.
Yeah, I saw your phone vibrating my dick here. I don't know who it is.
What's that? What's that?
We're friend Alex.
Alex?
Alex, I can't answer that. I'm on stream. Sorry.
Ready?
Ready?
Oh my gosh!
You're not national.
You bit my knees, throat built himself, let's fucking do this.
You can do the Mexico, baby.
My mom is. Fuck yeah.
I'mma go get ketchup.
You're trying to clip on, bro.
I'm not saying you're not.
Bro, you already tricked on me, man.
You tried to get the fire on my throat.
This guy's on every fucking truck imaginable.
This guy's on every single drug I promise you, because he's on, okay?
Every single truck.
It's not real.
No, I have to go to the goat.
I gotta eat whatever you know.
This is the dimpled guy.
This is such a four-silver moment, because this is actually where I did my first stream.
Bro, why do you need dimpled ketchup?
I'm a ketchup baby.
That's a deal, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd better $800 to buy some McDonald's, bro.
We're tough.
That is.
Bro, when the Pro-One people are paying 20 bands to eat a McDonald's,
I'll do it too, bro.
I wish I was sponsored, but I'm not.
Oh my goodness, I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm, bro.
You know, I can't wait to be a streamer and just throw my phone on everyone's Twitch
whenever I should be entertaining my viewers.
I'm not on my phone, bro.
I'm reading my chat.
I'm reading my chat.
You were just on Twitter.
No I wasn't, bro.
The name's selling me.
Was that what, I, I see good.
Yeah, I, I doubted that shit.
Thank you.
You had the phone.
No, don't thank me.
Thank Daddy Jason.
Bro.
Thank you Daddy Jason.
Who has him?
Bro, go for it.
I knew you were gonna catch a baby.
That's all I can say, bro.
So I'm watching a bet on this basketball game.
I don't gamble, but I really want to bet this first round and win just because they're down
by two.
No, I'm talking about me and you.
Oh, how much you want to bet?
I'll bet a sub.
I'll bet.
Let's be realistic.
I'll actually sub to you.
Yo, dawg, I think that's enough ketchup, bro.
You only have three nuggets left.
Shoot, I just got to get it.
Yo, bro.
Yo.
Bro, you're eating all my ketchup, bro.
I'm grateful for you, bro. Thank you, bro.
No, genuinely, why do you need that much ketchup?
Oh.
No, seriously, why do you need that? It's pre-nuggets, though.
It's good.
Bro, I feel like if I was a b***h, you'd actually take it slow.
What? What are you talking about?
What do you like?
Like, have I told you, like, yo, Jason, starting, you'd go slow.
Are you speaking from my experience?
Yo Ricky with the big bitty man.
Thank you, Ricky niggas.
Yeah.
Thank you, Ricky.
Big 50, Ricky.
Wait, Ricky Bong?
Yo, it's Ricky Bong!
Ricky Bong?
No, Ricky Bong.
No.
Who's Ricky Bong?
Pressure you as an Instagram?
Yo, Ricky's a go.
You've seen him before, right?
Never you never seen before I might have
I got us you in him yeah
Wait, bro, that's you key shit
That's you key shit. That's what I just said
Are you fucking why yes, what is it?
No, wait, I'm friends with Ricky. Bro, whenever I first came to LA, I stayed in a frat house with Ricky. I was homeless in a frat house.
Bro.
Wait, did you think this was gonna be bad?
Yuki is friends with my first ex, best friends, and then she infiltrated the OSDS house and basically befriended it and then became OSDS.
Well, basically, man.
Is that bad?
Um, you know
Well, I'm getting in the I'm getting into them OCS and menace drama. Yeah. Yeah, now you're interlinked. Are you a part of what?
Yes
What's why do you have?
Me whenever Jason you beat and Jason's first act
It's a full circle moment interlinked, though. Oh my god
You're generally like a little... you're great, bro. I love you, best used to that.
Why Spiderman, bro? If you miss her, bro, just go back.
What are you talking about, bro?
Yo, somebody clip that.
Yo, do you know that one, Blackberry Mags clip, where the whole stream went by?
Yes, no, really, yes.
The whole stream, dude, it was so funny.
Yes, he did it. Yeah, don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, I'm actually Ricky with another 50. I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Bro, I think, bro, I think I seen Ricky do some shit with my ex.
Do you know Ricky? You could just sit back, bro.
I'd seen a fucking TikTok, bro.
I literally seen it when you showed me the profile.
Right? Yeah, I'm not trying to be messy, bro.
but if some shit is happening bro, speak up and seek your mind, bro.
I don't know, bro.
What's on your head?
I don't know, I don't know.
Why does it give me subs?
Thank you for the support, Rick.
Why does he like your fucking content, bro?
Thank you, Ricky. I appreciate it, man.
Bro, is he a double agent, though?
Like...
Bro, honestly, to tell me the honest, bro,
I don't know too much how the...
...how the relationship is,
but...
...I really doubt he used the fuck about either of them,
cause he's not dating you, dude.
He hasn't been dating her since like summer.
So they did date he said yo, I don't follow her she crashed out on me. Yeah
Listen, bro
Honestly fuck with who you want to fuck with man. She got nothing to do with me
Right wait zen and peace. Sorry. I'm trying to give
No, I know yeah
You got something in your chin.
Made you fuckin' look, dumbass.
I'm like, uh, bro.
Wait, you got something behind your ear.
You got something behind your ear.
Oh my god, the fuck you, middle finger, bro.
Really, just because Ricky gifted 50 subs
you're doing all this?
See, I'm not doing it, bro.
Full circle, any length.
Bro, throw away your trash, bro.
These workers were-
Remember, litter, don't litter.
Don't do drugs in-
Bro, let's roll a cup up, guys.
Jason, I need for a-
excuse me bro are you okay?
excuse me
did it because you're Mexican right now?
no no I'm not Mexican right now
I'm wearing a Mexican jersey
give me the Mexican
I got it bro
put your trash in here bro
put your trash in here
I'm gonna bring my work
you know what you do
The fucking speed started on, bruh.
Is this one?
Bro, you heard that shit or no?
That shit was hard.
This shit clear, uh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
His old World Cup song, I like more.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
But shit's so good.
This is it.
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
Wait, wait, people, I'm back.
Bro, okay, feel me you're the good guy in the movie and I'm the villain that just blasted jay must end the movie
Now where's the...
Fuck yeah.
Combine age of 35.
That's not bad bro.
I'ma be honest.
Combine age is 35 bro.
That's not true.
I think it's like 45.
There you go.
There you go.
There's the good news.
What the fuck?
Oh, this is good news.
Oh, fuck.
See!
Yo, I forgot my keys.
They're safe!
Yo I forgot my keys!
That's a sight!
In your pocket.
Oh god you're fucking...
Oh god you're fucking crying nigga, let's get in the car.
Wait can I see your dimple right now?
Dude!
It's there!
I have a dimple right here, you see it?
You move like you have a depth guy.
No, actually, you're cute, bro.
You're cuter, man.
Have you ever fucked someone in the back of my back?
Umm, we'll come in.
Bro, you have!
Why would you fuck someone in the back of my back?
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Can I have some guesses who it was?
No. No, you may not.
No. No, you may not.
Because this is the Jason made that with the digs up in the condom
Hey, let's go let's go home
To the courthouse we go boys. Let's do this
All right, let's go to go on Google Maps and it is um, let me just say the address a lot to make sure it's true
Jason
Is it this one?
Which one Calabas is
I'm just talking yep that one right there. I streamed you want to suck it out how I'm actually telling the truth
Don't show that
Don't you wait W stream
Hey the kid bro, dude
I'm watching inside season anymore. They wait that fat be my mother you need that
Oh to turn it off the sound. Yeah
How do you mute else wondering that oh
My god, just know to drive you know me drive, you know drive. I'll whip this over
I'll get us with this. You want to do it, but if I crash this shit like I shout
I don't know.
Just mute it if something.
What?
You actually want to drive?
I'll just turn on the audio.
I'll just turn on the audio.
Where?
I'll just...
Accept the...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Hey there you go, yeah.
Heh heh heh.
If you guys ever have streamer friends, they scream whenever you have play address, y'all.
Get used to it.
Cuz this is the world cup, but you'll dig something to mouth
Put your calm mail to my boy cuz this is the world
Well keep that song
Dude when we get home, we should make get you should make a guy
Let's gray freestyle it no no, baby. I mean I'm down, bro
We could definitely make a song for sure 100%
Let's fucking go and they make a song straight out of Arlington, okay? Yeah, I like that
I bet I bet I bet
What the fuck was that bro?
I'm okay.
Are you pulling up right now?
Pretty cool, yes.
My bass? I have four bass speakers in the back and I think my vocals are in my front.
So, why?
Does that add that?
No bro, the people fucked me over bro.
So, you actually got the shit from Panda Buyer because...
No, they're not stock.
My stock ones are at home.
Like I went to the speaker place and it was like some bootleg shit and they fucked me up.
I just haven't got it fixed yet.
It doesn't tickle me.
The only thing that ticks me is my fucking dick, so try again.
Oh my god, bro.
You know I'm going to the first World Cup game, or not first World, the first USA Cup
game in two days?
Fuck yeah.
Dude, streak, bro.
Should I actually streak?
Do you still have your hemorrhoid or no?
No, my hemorrhoid disappeared after I had a little more FIPER.
Okay, good.
Okay, yeah, go for it.
I want you leaking on the feel down
Really facing huh really facing who heard where well, that's an easy job. Yes
Captain America McKinley
Like Anthony to what are you wearing there? You doing for you should do full face paint. Oh, yeah
Oh, Chess and buddy like I like trust me a red head of white body fucking. No, it's happening
It's gonna be a fucking movie, bro. Last time was a fucking movie was it's gonna be a movie, bro
I already got a captain America Jersey. It's literally gonna be lit
Woo! Bro! Who is else going with you?
Umm... My friend Yuki, he shopped.
I think you met him.
Yeah, the ugly ass one?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah, we're on the same page out here.
Yeah, yeah, they're like the one with the bug eyes and the four...
Dude, the really big features and like small head?
Yeah, that's the one.
Like, do you know whenever babies, like their parents like accidentally drink alcohol too much?
Oh, yep, that's the one.
Yeah, that's the one.
Yeah.
Yep, I think we're talking about the same person.
I think I don't don't wait wait one more fun fact about him
What one more fun fact about him on you make sure it's actually you like like do we know the same yuki or wait?
No, no, no you keep brother girl
You keep you keep the guy the guy the chop one with it with the with the with the yam and the fuck the eyes
Yeah, and yeah, it just does too much
makes makes girls cry you know weirds them out too oh my yeah yeah which one
that like he weirds out girls too all the time I don't know about that one who we
talking about a different person okay who you either you or you yes like a
bug but built body yeah it's no dude run the same page run okay nice I'm glad
you can read one on there's like it's like we got the same fucking brain and
two different bodies
We were bred from the same place though. I wonder if everybody out of Harlington is like us
Oh
Rose I'm calling a blue
Which one what's your dream car what you're gonna?
You already bought it when your car was actually three hundred thousand dollars like 250. Holy shit. Yeah, bro
But I'm financing
What the fuck you laughing for bro? I'm building credit and creating generational wealth
Okay, dude. I mean
Buying that out would be crazy and and why not just build your credit?
I mean, I could buy it out, but then I'm not building credit
You know that every month I have a little payment boom of my crutch score. Oh, how much is your monthly payments?
I don't know really. I just got out of an auto pay. You can't you can't you can't say on stream is that why my dad?
don't know what I forgot dang yeah when you're on his low bar you forget shit
like that bro the day I stopped checking my bank account after paying for
shit I was like damn I'm alive because bro in Arlington after every meal I
check my bank account yeah I mean if I was eating out now when I first moved to
LA a little door-to-ash don't even check the bank account that's how I know I
I made it though don't door-dash don't do it. It's not worth the kids honestly. I
Stopped or dashing like
Lays asked if you're a son you know like are you that fucking board? What do you mean? Is he a son you bring the fuck is he?
You know that means he's talking about the Sunday ring mean
You need up your screen time bro, dude. I know the Sunion ring me. I'm literally
They they mean to me they they identified me. Oh, this was hard
German I
Should know the answers to everything oh my gosh, but don't you know alright?
No 81
Okay, 12 times one 12 times what?
12 times one.
12?
Ask me 12 times 12.
12 times 12.
144.
Dude.
Okay, 12 times 14.
Oof.
Yeah.
164.
Fuck.
I actually don't know that that's right.
I don't know either.
Guys, we're approximately 50 minutes away from the cord probe.
What was your best subject?
Best subject, uh, math, before COVID.
Well, after?
After, probably.
You love bringing up COVID, bro, you're a freshman in COVID.
Yeah, I was a freshman, and then I graduated.
No, no, no, I was a sophomore, and then I graduated.
What, 2023?
2022 was my graduate year.
Holy shit.
Yep.
Bro, I was in, I was in 8th grade going to freshman year.
Little ass kid, bro, that ass.
My little baby boy, aren't you?
I was a little baby. I was in this fucking right lane, maybe dude. There's so many cars
You're pretty good driver, dude, I feel safe
Feel very safe. Dude if I crashed in this car, you guys are safe, but this car is like
5,000 pounds
Freshman during COVID
I was a freshener during the time.
You're a freshener and you're a couple of my cops.
Anyone's a better driver than you.
Are you actually a bad driver?
No, I'm pretty good. Nicks are getting whooped.
Wait, let me look at the Nicks game real quick.
You're a bit better, bro.
Oh, let's fucking go.
When we put his fucking cape on, bro.
This is what I'm talking about. Real Texan shit.
You feel me, Asuka?
I like the Mavericks more, but it's cool.
the mavericks more to cooper flag we're gonna hear my dog fuck yeah dude I was
so bro I think Dallas went went in a great depression whenever what's his
name got trained to the Lakers again Luke whenever Luke got traded bro I mean
bro that was crazy it could let exchange we got Cooper flag I'm already
having I don't know I'm not tuned into basketball
It's all good, bro. I can teach you.
Can you teach me football? I teach you some basketball.
I stopped tuning into soccer after Ronaldo went into the Camel League.
The Camel League?
Yeah.
So you're a remote Ronaldo over Messi guy?
Yeah, way.
I've been on Ronaldo.
I think Messi's better than Ronaldo. That's not bad takes.
Oh my gosh, when the Lark has an opinion.
Bro, did you grow up on soccer?
I did. My dad used to watch Messi.
Bro, I was D1 and it's a throw.
My dad used to watch Messi.
My dad used to watch Messi.
What the fuck does that mean?
My dad used to watch the Barcelona game
so I'd watch on a casual level.
To be honest, bro, Messi's good.
It's just like,
when I was more interested in the watch.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure.
But if we're talking about like, skill level,
like, Messi definitely.
But does Messi have a six-pack,
and way more followers on Instagram,
and sexy enhancement?
But messy
No, no, honestly, he doesn't and dude's messy ever really cool celebration
You have very valid do this is what I'm talking about bro, but if like these things matter matter
What's a matter daddy?
You're the funniest guy around
Yeah, but guess what missy got better stats and more trophies
Yeah, because he went to USA bro, you know the Camel League is a better
I like to spend one in the chair right now.
The Camel League is better league than MLS.
Tough or calm.
I don't know if you know that or not.
Is it?
Yeah, it actually is.
MLS is ranked the way they are compared to the Camel League.
It's a fact bro.
Ronaldo is in a harder league bro.
I don't think so.
If Ronaldo is an MLS bro.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
MLS is definitely harder.
MLS is definitely harder.
No it's literally not.
This is chat to be able to tia bull information
But I'm not gonna lie. Um one trophy and four years pretty crazy
But we're not all still like you got this only because he has kids to watch when we're broke
You know Christian on a junior, bro. We had a pain in my snapchat. Oh, yes shit. Don't worry. Oh, bro
Can I tell you something? Yeah
What's up
I
Go back sorry
What do you need to tell me I had nothing in my brain to be honest
I actually tried for like two minutes to think of something to ask you, but I think I'm doing no questions, bro
It's okay. You said bro. I already explored each other's bodies and no
Explored bodies. I've yet to explore you
You're right. I'm not gonna lie that fucking McDonald's definitely slop just sitting inside my stomach
And I it's probably really hard to digest that McDonald's because it's just like in Goy slop. I'm saying am I here?
Yeah, I said bro you want to eat them the FIFA meal so bad
Yeah, bro. I thought it would give me like fucking football powers
You know, I thought I'd turn warm in the sun or something. I'm not even trolling Jason
What you need to try that place called the stand near place stand, okay?
So good the stand it's like it's like a it's like a mile and a half away from your house
Okay, that's not even that bad for I should not sit out loud
Yeah
I mean bro, we got gates. We got hella gates
Almost leaked one of the gates today
Me yeah, dude. No one's driving to has any fans like come to your trip. Yes, really outside the gate
Oh like just how they climb the gate air now
No, not yet, but they do look probably just get shot
Fuck you so funny I'm badass
You're so pussy, brother. You like they're not getting shot. I'm pussy. I'm pussy, bro. We can fight exactly where I'm from
Bro
You know, I'm not even gonna test you bro because I know how y'all get
You know exactly how yeah, bro to be honest
You're right. Fans don't poke to the curb, bro. You will get fucking shot climbing a gate.
Snake, bro. And he plays Overwatch, hella. Valorant. I played Overwatch, too, bro.
You're a Valorant baby, though. You grew up on that. I was a Valorant baby, a League of Legends baby,
you know, I was there in the house. Oh, weren't you like really good at League of Legends?
Ah, not really. Wait, weren't you really good at Valorant now?
I was pretty decent at Valorant. You were just calling girls mommy and harassing them.
Nah, no, no, no, no. Rassan, I would say Lord Rizink.
Okay, okay.
That was, bro, that was an era.
That was a quiet era, man.
And honestly, I'm glad that chapter's fucking closed.
I'm very happy about that.
But, would I do it again?
Um, if I were to restart, yeah.
You know it?
You know it?
No.
I didn't, uh, someone opened it when I was here.
Yeah, I literally sent it to you, dude.
No.
Oh, dude, I thought...
Okay.
Such a fucking little...
I'm not gonna say it.
Dude, can I say it on stream?
Sure.
Whenever you put the pound, I didn't know...
I thought you were just saying the numbers.
Do you know when you put, like, the hashtag in front of the numbers?
I thought you were just playing hashtag in front of the numbers.
Not the actual...
That's like the simple thing.
Yeah, I didn't know you were actually doing that.
Fog car neighbors, bro.
Bro, I bet...
Do you guys have love cars?
No, no, no.
They're wrong, that's...
We go... we go come from...
Oh my god, it's gonna scrape.
It didn't, cuz.
Cuz this... you have to do this every time you go home.
Yep.
Security, give me a break.
dude you parked fucking three miles oh well why do I have child lock sorry oh
shit cuz this is the wild come oh my god dude
the fuck my buzz-buzz
Thanks for getting fucked. I love the sound of that. I'm gonna lie what make sure again
Jason Jason my breaks broke
Oh, yeah, 59 at 34 somebody's gonna fuck
Cuz this is the core house fuck face
That was a joke.
What kind of?
That's why you laugh at Cleveland Brown.
We're back at the court.
There's a button.
Oh my gosh.
You've never had S.R.T. before?
Never.
Oh the Duff was in the back too.
Oh, the Vivian was the Duffel?
Yeah, he is.
The Vivian was the Duffel?
Yeah, he is.
Because this is the, what?
Ow.
I'm joking.
You just throw that in the...
Throw it in the front, front house.
No, the Duffel.
I got you, I got you.
That's a big penis I'm watching.
I'll just drop this in the front here.
I'll pick it up later.
So we hooping or what?
Yeah.
All right, Matt.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
Did you get any water?
Yeah, I'm done.
You can go and catch some of the good dirt in the water.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
What's up, bro?
You're all cold and wasted.
You all right?
Yeah.
Oh, he's larking the nicks because the nicks are losing.
He's not larking.
He was just cheering for the fucking spurs.
What the fuck were y'all doing what does it fucking look like? Why so happy you like
Don't be a silky
Use just roll from when be a game the same haircut as the
I was rooted for my man Stefan. Yes. I want is to find something cool
So again, love you to death kid honestly
You're a good kid, honestly, you know
You guys already up by two so it's okay
Dude, let me know if you need anything like water water matter food
Hugra got you
You know a one hug a day just makes the mental 10 times better seriously
Seriously.
You wanna go get water or not?
Aw!
I'm gonna go get water.
I'm not gonna let you go.
I'm not gonna let you go.
What was your dad doing?
He was naked.
He was naked.
Can you say hi to them or no?
I'm not naked.
That's Gable and Gato.
I'm sorry.
I don't think they want to be on shirts.
It's recommending us six hives a day.
Actually, that's what someone in my class said.
Average is four farts a day.
Uh, dead ass?
Yeah.
That's fucking crazy, dude.
You want cocoa?
No.
You should do cocoa.
No, I already refrigerated some.
Why don't you refrigerate your water?
Because I like lintel, bro.
Dude, someone took it out.
Someone took one of them.
Someone really did.
I took a lot of water.
No, I think it was this.
I drank it.
You actually like room temp water?
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
It is cool.
I like, I gotta be in a mood for cold water.
That's European.
How do you need shoes?
You need hooping shoes on?
I can hoop in this.
No, you're gonna get injured.
Oh, not.
Well, please, so be it.
Yeah, I have flats.
Oh, okay.
Alright, bro.
You want to put one gift in on us or what?
Jason.
Jason, you're a bitch as nigga, but it's cool, because you're from Eileenton.
You made that guy, you dated Eugene.
You did so much for Harleyton!
Woo!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
What's going on?
Wow.
Who messed up the couch boys?
Wow.
Where are those?
Uh, Sabrina Conprosters.
Did she make music?
I thought she did the best one, like.
She is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think she did the best one.
She is?
Yeah.
I think she did the best one.
She did the best one.
Yeah.
I think she did the best one.
She did the best one.
Hey, Sabrina, Sabrina, these are the greatest.
Oh, yeah, we are.
It's tough.
Corbjord. Corbjord is bootchastin' boomin' right now.
You want to put this on the desk?
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not any of that kids.
Wow.
You're a good fucking kid, man.
What?
Want everything to love your good ass fucking kid?
Wow. Seriously.
Thank you, bro.
Dude, y'all, you guys don't know this, I'm never going to the corn corn's house again.
Why?
Dude, because it's one shot, one kill.
That's what the corn boy is saying about it.
Corn stands for creativity.
I don't fucking know what that means.
Corn, take fucking over.
No, do you want me to take over?
No, I just create, own, run everything.
Corn, create, run, fucking everything.
That's hard
No, no, no, this is blood. No, no, no, this is the court. This is blood. It's the court. No, no, don't put it up
This is correct. Oh
Yeah
I'm actually
Wait walk out walk on the list place on to walk out to
I
Think it's on the chair over there dude will play my song after I wanna hear your song
Yo
TJS, bro.
Yo, appreciate that sub, bro. Appreciate that shit, bro.
TJS, I'm gonna-
You have 20,000 subs?
Nah, I got-
I gotta get a percentage of this fucking stream, bro.
Holy shit.
Oh, no. You're never seeing a dollar if there's anything on this show.
Oh, no.
But, bro, I got-
Bro, I got some Korean out for you.
You're right.
I love you, daddy.
Wait, my turn, my turn.
You can help me.
Hey!
Who is your weight?
150. I'm 170.
Are you ready to get smacked in basketball naked?
Let's do it bro.
You know I can dunk too.
Oh, watch out for that one, Captain.
It's fucking gone, man.
I never thought I'd step on this court again, but we're here.
South Korea, I'm representing you.
¡Viva la México!
South Korea, this is for all you South Koreans out there.
Fucking love BTS.
Are they Korean, right?
Boo. Oh my gosh. Whenever I was here at the party, I went to this and I almost I backflip off of it
I almost landed off of it. What the fuck are we doing here at the party, bro? Well, it's a trampoline
All right, bro super ball man get this shit going give me what 11 1 the tooth
15
What was your football?
You should shoot it.
You want me to shoot her?
You're shooting.
Nah, let's shoot it until somebody makes it.
Here we go.
Alright, I'll get rebound.
You don't need a rebound because I made this shit.
I'll ball.
Alright, I heard you get a match.
That's a nice nigger.
I'm off.
I'm taking off this jersey.
Can I reshoot?
Go deep.
This dude is actually showing off flexible.
Okay, okay.
Okay, whatever.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh!
Hey, why am I feeling this hard?
Put that shit on.
Let me change the battery.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, camera man!
Let me change the battery.
Give me one second.
Battery switched!
You
Got a genuine fucking boy
Did I not warn you especially when you don't eat a lie you're back. Yeah, let's go
Well, it's a good blood, bro.
Game to what, 15?
Yeah.
1's and 2's, baby.
Here we go.
Keep going.
Go get the ball.
Go get the ball.
Holy shit, man.
I feel bad for niggas like you, bro.
You fucking suck.
Watch your fucking mouth, bro.
Fuck your mouth, man.
Pass it.
Pass it.
You seen my condom I know you're not shot
My shit shut up
This light was good on you bro. Yeah
What are you doing, bro?
I don't give up
Check
You're shot ugly, you're shot ugly, yeah, don't shoot it, don't shoot it seriously,
Don't shoot at Cicely.
I'm not shooting at Bedsha.
Don't shoot at Cicely.
Hit one.
You're fucking broke.
One's here.
Don't even over here, I missed, bro.
Yo, if it hits, rim card gets rebound or not.
Is it one shot?
I missed.
One possession.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
One, yeah!
One, one!
One down.
One, one.
One down.
One, one.
Three, one, two.
I know, but you hit it in my shin.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Want to continue?
Yeah.
30 seconds
I'm fucking chewing up
Ah, I forgot my knee
How we?
You okay?
You know what it's like
You all ready yet?
Ready
Let me check
Come on
Come on buddy
Come on buddy
What?
Tell me he's got a tool.
You scared?
Oh my god.
Here's some fuckin' cheese, buddy.
Stick some food, bubba.
Oh my god, it's embarrassing.
Check the room.
We're getting scared, bro!
I just pushed that leg, you should've went for it.
Cause I wouldn't have blocked that.
Hell no.
Who's ass for his ass, bro?
It's good, I love it.
All right, one more one more one more.
Oh my God, bro.
You lost against a tiger on that one.
Are you left handed?
No.
You're spying on me because you can't do nothing on me, I'm not spying on you.
It's like swimming Yana versus Janna Bresen.
No, Jermy Lynn.
Hey!
No!
That's cheating!
No, bro.
Two-one.
Oh my gosh.
Fuck that.
Wow.
What?
You pushed my nuts.
No, I didn't.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
Two-one.
2-1
What's that 2-1?
Hey!
You're a lefty. Bro, I'm a lefty and you can't stop my lefty.
I'm like undershotting everything.
All I need is one-three.
Oh my gosh.
Shoot it, you can't not. You stood the position stop bro, shoot it.
Why do you shoot so high?
Is it because you know if you shoot it high,
You think we have time to keep bouncing the rim? No, pick up.
I brought guidance.
I knew why you didn't want to do the push-up challenge
For one
I'm not gonna lie fueling up on McDonald's is a straight fucking slop
How do you want three? Oh
I could have went
I just need one, bro, I need one, how do you do it?
Oh, I got one.
What's that, four?
Five.
Five, one.
You don't have that.
Five, five, one.
5, 5, 1
Come on
Come on
Come on
I'm on it.
It's off.
It's off.
You're off.
I'm not getting any snorkel.
Let's get serious now.
Someone cue the end. This is the
one, V1.
You know what floater, baby?
One loader, baby.
You want to see if you can loader, baby?
Five one.
Let's shot him off a little bit.
One guy on plant horrible today.
He's lucky.
He caught me on a bad day.
In these cases, I'm not even going to basketball.
You didn't.
Six one.
What the fuck?
I'm going to try dunking it.
It's got bounce.
Oh my god.
I'll fake sexy but I gotta beat you man. All I need is one
Once I get one it's over once I get one it's over
Once I get one it's over playing in your face, bro. See it's one
why bro a little piece of advice no matter if I block or not go for the shot
I don't need your fucking advice, bro.
I don't need your advice, bro.
Shoot the ball.
Shoot the ball or fuck it.
Just fuck up, fuck up.
Help.
Oh, all I need is one.
You already have one. Six ones, idiot.
Get in!
Cause this is the one, D1.
Yeah, Jason, this fucking sucks.
We got all...
I should have gone fucking fell on that.
Stop crying.
Possession, bro.
Lost possession.
So you're doing lost possessions too now?
Yes, bro.
You're in the Sabrina Carver's and you're losing.
I just gotta lock in. That's it.
I'm so I'm not worried at all. I bet I'm not worried at all. I just need one. I bet I just need one.
Oh, did you see?
Yeah, notice when he said, bah, it worked.
Where'd he say bang?
He said bang.
Seven, seven, three.
I would never let that happen.
I got you 9-3.
Do you want 11-3?
11-3.
Give me 11.
11-3.
Give me 11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
11.
I'll get back to you.
Fallen.
You dead ass gave me way too much room.
Nine-three, brother.
Dead ass gave me so much room.
Cover.
Get the ball.
Maybe Dom's made me feel like shit.
Hey!
Oh, bobo.
I think that's it of paint, bro.
You're bigger.
Damn!
Bro!
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Damn, bro!
WGF farm.
Game! Game!
Run it back! Run it back!
Come here, come here, come here!
No, no, my shoes on that!
Oh my god!
No, run it back!
Oh god, run it back!
You really love this guy!
You really love this guy!
You really love this guy!
You really love this guy!
I'm gonna go and get him!
run it back I'm sick I don't look for fun I'm sick bro
we're back to seven what about you seven you want to yeah do an alusian yeah
All right, your buck, come on.
What was that?
The goats?
I farted.
Oh.
Come on, check.
You're my boy, I just won.
Give me a second.
Come on.
I used the abstraction.
Oh, I'm locked.
Hey!
Bye bye bye bye bye.
Be good.
I think the glare on the sun is like...
There's no water.
No brakes.
No brakes, I'm going in.
Got money to repair it.
It's just like, bro.
It's just like, bro, I'm right there.
I'm right fucking there.
I'm gonna score only three so that's a game and I'm gonna win.
Sure.
We can go three for three, bet.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
What's that?
Fuller.
4-0?
Yeah.
I want you to get one more and I'll try.
Yeah.
Okay.
4-0.
I hope you know the lead you have and I want you to actually have a chance against me.
Just to fuck up.
Shit.
Not losing his lead.
My goodness, I'm doing the back of my trampoline just for that.
I don't think it would cover so fast, bro.
This is a fucking 30, 35 inch bird.
I'm dead, I'm so tired of that fucking Adonis' slop.
That was broad three and a one, bro.
Come on, Dan, let's get two possessions out of here. Come on.
I'll be like, you didn't even make this run in here.
It's gonna be six.
That's so fucking frustrating man.
I'm gonna hurt some McDonald's nuggets.
Where is he at?
Lyle!
Lyle!
Lyle!
Lyle!
It's Lyle!
It's LOL!
Like the Simon?
Oh yeah.
What kind of side?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hunter eyes.
Simon, I was going to tell him to come in, bro.
I
Want someone to actually like yeah, I'm not throwing them work. I'm actually gonna win
Oh god, I cheated
You literally just worked on me
Bro, allow it.
Ref, bro.
Ref!
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's legal.
That's your for backing up.
I'll take that shit.
What the fuck's going on?
Any six?
I'm going to go for it bro, I lose a loot.
You can continue, Beth.
You can continue.
You can.
Ow!
Oh, my shirt.
Thank you, dude.
Viva la Mexico!
I want the actual game, by the way.
That's all that matters.
No.
Hey, look at that salamander.
My name's Haskell, and you're watching...
Hey!
Animals have fucking lives, too, dude.
Dude, I'm gonna catch it and let it bite me.
I can already pee in a sec.
Fuck that, we're not doing side breaker.
Good bro, it's alright.
What was that? That's the German song.
I don't know, we probably look the hardest fuck right now.
Who purrs this?
I don't know, that's the city.
Okay, that's good brisky
The grass
Oh
oh my we we killed that shit oh god we killed that shit
Chad, Chad, have you seen our TikTok?
human smell make a sound
like can i oh my god you're musty bro let me smell you
you actually don't smell bad at all bro i got that asian gene so basically
There's some agents that are blessed with that genetic where they don't like smelling anything
Bro, I'm musty, bro. I ain't like you smell like shit. I have to put the odor on earlier. I did put the odor on
No, I'm just saying bro. I'm just saying. I put the odor on too when I was home
Bro, I feel it. The odor is a fucking myth
Let me tell you something
The odor is a fucking myth, bro. It's not real
It's fake
I
Feel like a what yeah, who do you think is bear that basketball me or Jason?
They're gonna dick ride
They're gonna dick ride you there be any let's go
Who like we got a done like recession or something. All right, so she's sweaty fucking tired and shit
Both are ass
We really are ass
What a fucking grand day today now we'll make a song straight out of Arlington you good
you all right you good you all right you good you good you all right yeah I got the
Interface
Watch the cousin did you hear that shit about a kid
Yeah, I'm actually friends. I haven't been in real life. Yeah, that's just the you know
That's a sad thing to go through your man like no one wants to go through that bro
Cheating on is like probably the worst feeling ever. Oh, you got you done before. Yeah first one year
Well, what's to me about it, bro?
I was looking pussy though, first man year I was with this girl and basically I knew
she was texting her ex and I thought.
you
you
you
you
you
That was crazy, dude, all right, this is your song here
Got a hug on my knees, on my side
You said so many times, how do you make me cry?
You said you had a score in that very little bit
But it was a long, long, long, I said
How do you do this in a dream?
Yep, take me to the moon
What do you do?
It's crazy, I wanna see
Check this TV, yeah
I'm a fucking fool
Now I got to lose you, make a move
Yeah, that's my crazy girl
Fuck you, boba, home
I got my hair on
Fuck her, I got a phone
She got a great phone
Fuck her, baby, fuck her
Fuck it, I got a fella
Yeah, I got a snag
Yeah, I got a snag
Now I know who
12, 22
Fuck it, dude, who
Crazy girl
Yeah, I got a hat on
You need to take my side
You said, sell a pound
Yeah, I got a snag
You make me proud when you're staring at the stores
And if there's any little business I can do
Yeah, I said the pain is fucking with the voice
I'm not gonna cry
I'm not gonna cry
That was just like some shit
Me and uh, you know, all on D-Bot
What?
Yeah, dude, you did that
That was just my most recent full song
I've been making music about that every night
This is fun
Oh my god
I was far so what do y'all think I think that was good like generally
What's every streamer say generally like dabba?
The fuck is it calm down, bro?
Dude know my FL bro know who works not that good not bad. You're a good kid. What do you do?
Whoa, are you here?
Can you lick your nipples too?
Oh, me neither.
Oh, you're fucking heroes.
What up?
Oh my god, dude, yeah.
Wait, whoa.
Wait, uh, yeah, yeah, and you have the back.
That's actually the interface cord that goes into the PC, y'all.
You can't just make music with a mic in PC.
It's actually harder than music on a PC.
It's actually way better to use a MacBook when you make music.
With music because Macbooks actually compute the music better than a PC can
That's why a lot of people make music on a MacBook instead of a PC. It's way better for music way easier
I'm not hearing what you're putting down, but I agree guys
Do I got bro is that you're freaking sock? Yeah
Yeah, straight out of Orleans, right now.
There's Orleans inside.
No, my music set up is so fire, bro.
This is mine.
Just a sock and a mic and focus right.
That's it.
And I'm not in the sock, too.
Well, are you?
Wait a minute, I wanna use this mic.
This one's better.
I mean, you want to, though, no?
But this has the last time I'm using it.
I have the earbuds, but John John can go get your mom
Just taking some pictures at Jason's stream
How you do it? Oh, we look good
It's a little plug machine, dude
Doesn't go on this one, bro. It's use PC. It's use be fucking see
We have other
Yeah
I do not have a butt plug y'all. This is why I don't read chat
How was your day today you enjoyed today?
Also live right
Yeah, bro. I know. Do you know the use of them? Yeah, I do. Let's see if we can hear it.
Y'all can hear this or no?
Oh, you can hear this or no?
Yeah.
Okay, let's see if it works.
I remember I use this correctly, you know to use FL or not a tad bit
Why do you need an engineer? No, no, I think I got it
Fuck oh shit fucking up already. I really bad. I knew they're working a little bit
Fuck bro. I didn't hear something. Why do you have a preset? I do a presay. Yes
this.
Hmm.
Let me just be a streamer and be on my phone on stream.
Nice.
What?
Chat.
Uh, how do I activate my meditune?
Anybody know?
Do you know how to activate it?
Meditune or no?
Meditone?
Meditune?
Do you know how to use that?
I don't use that.
my presets on my laptop
how does it say you're not found, bro?
I do have a license
I didn't even buy it, really
I'd fucking shit
fuck
hold on, bro
let me reinstall and reinstall this shit
in the meantime, how should we look for beats?
one second
I can't text and think
I don't know if you like that too
No, I can't. What about you? I can't either. What about you? I can't do it. What about you?
Yeah, I can't do it. What about you?
Yeah, I can't really do it. What about you?
What up, I can't really do it at the same time. What about you? I'm Ortiz Maxon.
That was a tool, I'm used to trolling, I'm actually a tool, that's why I'm becoming a
streamer.
You have to be slightly controversial to be a streamer.
It's a joke.
Dude, why is it not working?
Install, bro.
Fucking hell, man.
It's all I want. It's just a metatune, bro.
Megatune, negatune. Who the, who the gives a fuck?
Bro, whole of a plug, bro. I've really got no subs on YouTube.
Alright, you ready? Alright, let's pick a beat. You ready?
Yeah, let's have a beat to one of you.
What's that? What are you trying, like, what are you trying to go for? Are you trying to go sex song on him?
or you trying to what we trying to do we did you trying to do some trap shit we
do trap shit name a rapper and then we put type B behind it let's make some
all into shit bro do you know PMG God he's from Fort Worth you know PMG PMG
God no you don't know but let's get it he's he's from Fort Worth no just play
Play a play a song. That's a bottom turn. No, no, go back
Go on his account. Just go see
PMG ebk ebk PMG god ebk
Ebk yeah, just to type it's on in your own. Yeah, just the exact vibe right play that
I
Oh, yeah, yeah, I can get on this topic. I can get on some suit like this
But you're just search of this beat and we'll wrap on it. No, no, no, we need on shit just in case it goes super fucking mega viral
We got to be able to capitalize on it I promise you or not but no what do you mean this is
Callie shit like this is Callie so you want West Coast I mean no no I'm just
telling you right now you're on Callie that's a Callie beat okay so what type
beat bro search up Pooch I used to use type B or big scar oh that's the type of type that I bring you on
the line what if we do a take a type B bear they almost know what yeah we can do take a type B
Let's play some.
I don't even know what to take a beat with.
I don't know, see ya.
Do you think he marks someone like five minutes away from me?
What's that?
He marks someone like five minutes away from me.
Dead ass?
Yeah, like, that's crazy.
Where he cut the body of like, bros, macos.
That's insane.
What do you play?
I play more than.
One minute long though, that's so short. That's so short. Yeah, but it's like can you even hold a verse on?
Yeah
It's not horrible.
Michael Jackson?
Do Prada bag shot it?
But that's not even like...
Prada bag trains like shot these things.
I don't like that.
Those are all misbeads, I ask.
I feel like this is the type of time you're on.
What the fuck is that?
That's like that's a capisade. There's really some Arlington shit
Mind you Jason, this might be it Jason never go on that fight before
The fuck you left it
Hey
We could cut that long as intro though. Oh my god. What are you fucking this? Yeah, we can do it. Oh, let's do this
Let's do this. It's the one right here
We might have to keep that intro
It's so
It's a nice shit, but let's keep searching bro
you can't let the chat control you yeah uh no the chat controls my entire life
what the fuck is this man from pop fucking dick garbage
What's up?
Fuck is that right? I like the first ones. I like the first one, but we can keep looking bro
What the what are you thinking of right now?
Do you know big scar I know big scar
You have fast wait, can we do an archer type competition after this? Yeah, they can you're actually faster typing
You hear about your dear the ass brothers. What about that for the bad guys father Gomez?
Why don't you know what you start moving somebody's fucking intros, bro?
I don't like it. It's a little slow slow
What about big eggs to plug bro?
Oh no, some Texas shit because that's what we that's what we from bro
You come from Texas
Hey
He's bad as hell.
Oh!
You got a Galastar on his stomach.
I didn't realize that.
Oh!
Is it a Bitmoji on his chest?
Bro, where are these tats, bro?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Think that's so funny
This air play too much one
they're grabbing us when he's right one
turn the fuck off man
ankle is killing me
what about this beat
you can do this bro
i'm gonna rap on anything bro
they're called lacy
that's lacy yeah
they're called chopchamps
I guess we're going no auto-tune chat. What? I got no auto-tune, bro. We need auto-tune.
I don't know how to use it. I don't know how to work with it. Dude, what do you do with your football?
I get football. I mean, bro. Dude, you have so many kinds of music.
Dude, so can I?
Bro, I just call up the Max.
Oh shit, Screech!
Screech!
Yo, yeah.
Yo, I'm surprised you picked up bro, thank you man.
I'm live right now.
Uh, I got a quick question.
I have an answer.
Um, so did you see my screen share?
When I when I open if when I open FL my metatune, okay, my
Take a bit of some Arlington shit
And then it says this bro
You don't have any licenses in your account under the licenses of activation
But but it says I have medicine right here. I'm I'm I'm I'm I
It's probably click show locations or click next we'll let you click either one of those
Let me click any
Fuck
Yeah
When you've got medicine did you have to have an highlight key like did you have a little USB that you plugged into your computer?
I did it I
I would try to delete it and redownload it or you can rescan first so wait first
you had closed that and then go to sone try to rescan for the plugin rescan if
you haven't already done that you know how to do it how do I do it like it
should just work when you do that but so wait do I click how do I rescan
Uh, hit options.
Options.
Hit...
Or I'm about to hit add.
Add.
At the top left of my bed, not options, hit add.
Add.
More plugins.
More plugins.
And then click manage plugins, bottom right.
And then click find installed plugins
at the top left.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so now it's not that...
it's not that yeah then it's your your license. I don't know why it'd be hard. Yeah so let's scan
double click that and see if it's who happens. Okay try to open it on your preset and see if it
works now. It's not there. Oh it's not even there. All right try to yeah try to put it on now. Yo!
Oh, I just broke
It just yeah, it's just these bro
Like license, but you can't select the license. What the fuck it's asking. Yeah, I don't know
I don't need medicine. He's ain't tears, but that doesn't make sense cuz
Are you sure you're logging into the right account that you purchased it on yeah
Yeah.
Because you might be logging into the wrong account.
Nah, it's the right one, bro.
It's the right one.
And it's up to date.
Click the three dots on your mediton
and try to update it again, just in case.
I just uninstalled and reinstalled.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I know I didn't.
I would Google or call Max.
is that nigga uses Metatone.
I'll look into it though if you don't figure it out.
And then if I, I'll just either call you
or type in your screen if you don't have it figured out.
All right, thank you, bro.
All right, buddy.
All right, peace.
Open iLog license, iLog license manager
and try activating from there.
Sign in.
What the fuck am I like?
Yeah, I look like I'm hacking into the mainframe right now.
Damn, not a lot of people know what the fuck I'm doing.
Chad, it might've cooked.
Call Max, dude.
Well, Max used his own meditune when he was here.
Nas or JDab?
I
Mean what is it sound like we know how to turn bro
Yo, yo, yo testing testing testing shit
Where'd you put the tap cap? Yo, yo
You want your tap tap?
Yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, oh, yo
Yo, yo, what the fuck?
Why why is it?
It's delayed
It's a man to land.
Um...
My big...
My bike?
He's not for himself or my...
He's for this, for this.
That's not, it's not.
It's a hand, it's a hand.
It's his, it's his.
Uh...
It's not that.
It's a camera.
Um...
Ah!
The one I asked is so sweaty.
Oh, that.
Yeah, but now the mic's not working dude plug it into your your interface. It's plugged in bro. Dude didn't make that this has to be your interface
What's your interface? This is my interface. That's that is my interface go to the one above it. Oh, I just turned something on
We're back. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, oh
Oh yeah, we don't need honours, we don't need honours.
We don't need honours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're at the Nego Boy High School and today we're back on our part-cast episode.
We're gonna be lovin' to do ASMR, okay?
I love you.
I
Like a sexy ASMR wait, I can't even hear much
Yeah, yeah, you need this soft one you need this soft so you don't spit on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Promise you the side
That's your list of oh, we're better make
But make sure is this the front of my stop trying to fucking fuck my mic bro
Wait, wait, are you listening, are you listening?
The top order event, like I said!
Show!
Ready, ready, ready, ready?
Wait, go.
Alright, cut back.
Can you try? Can you try?
Stop! Stop screaming! Try!
3, 2, 1!
I mean, delete this corny-ass shit, bro.
This is corny-ass fuck.
This is not tough.
Yo, put a 1 if it's tough or the 2 if it's not.
This is not tough.
This is corny-ass fuck.
Fuck
Bro, turn that shit off
That shit's making me laugh
Bro, this shit's so ass
I can laugh better
Cut it
Good landing
Bro, this shit's so ass
What do you mean it's Adley?
You didn't fucking rap yet.
Oh!
No!
Ah!
No!
No!
Don't! Stop being fucking taste-ick, bro!
No!
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Alright.
doing this art
art
mmm
yeah
this one from the ag town, yeah the big a
oh
cut it off nigga, lemme resay
restart the whole thing
mmm
yeah
this one from the ag town, yeah the big a
oh, such a punch on the arm, yeah
yeah, in your face, yeah
cut it back, yeah
I can't continue. I can't say it better go
be a gay.
Pull up on me and Jason.
We're gonna nut in your face.
Be sure from the agga-town, you're the be a gay.
Me and Jason in this bitch from the big a.
Push up on us, that's a total brush!
Be sure from the agga-town, you're the be a gay.
Me and Jason in this bitch from the big a.
Pull up on this nigga, yeah, such a retro face
From the big a pull up on this nigga, yeah, such a retro face. Yeah, fuck it take a yeah, we run it from the case
Yeah, we can get locked up 33 is for dining
Yeah, such a retro face. Yeah, fuck it take a yeah, we run it from the case
Oh, yeah, we got a hell cat to tone me back fucking up the streets. Yeah, we got it back
Skat, skat, skat, wild bunny, wild bunny, it's a big dick.
Fuck, big X plug, yeah, that nigga's trying to shit me off.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Oh, oh, oh, calm down, calm down, don't stand on,
on Goddard's fire.
No, no, keep going.
You can replay, you can play, I wanna hear it.
It's out, it's out, it's out, it's out.
I'll keep it in the glass.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Bitch from from the Agu-town, yeah, the big A.
Yeah, me and Jason, they miss bitch from the big A.
Pull up on this nigga. Yeah, such a facial face. Yeah, fuck it take care. Yeah, we run in front of case
Oh, yeah, we got a hell cat to tone me back fucking up the streets. Yeah, we got a fat
Scat pack why buddy why buddy? It's a big bitch fuck big a plug. Yeah
Cut it cut it right here
On the case. Oh, yeah, we got a hell cat to tone me back fucking up the streets. Yeah, we got a fat scat pack
Why buddy? Why buddy? It's a big bitch. Yeah, we inclusive. Yeah, we fuck fat bitches. Yeah
We sorry that I can say that man
Why buddy? It's a big bitch
Yeah, we inclusive why buddy why buddy? It's a big bitch. Yeah, we inclusive yeah, we fuck fat bitches. Yeah
Yeah
Jason on this bitch
Nah, that happen?
Nah, that happen
Oh man, I'm not gonna lie, you were flowing bro
I don't know if I can compete with that
I'm not good at rapping
You're pretty fucking good
Yeah, we ain't inclusive
Yeah, we plug bad bitches in
Yeah, a cappella
Jason on this bitch
Start off with the grounds
Wait wait wait, you wanna switch seats?
Like I'm an engineer?
Oh you know how to sit?
I know how to sit
My ass will sit too
Got a growl here
No I did my signature growls
Did you do that too?
Yeah okay
Yeah.
Outta-
HELLO.
Jason on his beat.
Okay.
Okay.
That's my- that's Jason.
I like my- I like those ad-libs.
Jason on his beat.
I'm-
Okay.
Jason on his beat.
This J and H.
I will run and error.
Okay, hey, go go go wait
Yes, J&H every time
Okay, wait, yes, J&H every time I walk into the spot it
Yes, J&H every time I walk into the spot it's like
Wait, what do you say every time we walk into this club?
Every time I walk into the club and make this shit shake, shit shake, shit shake.
And we ain't talking about the shake shake.
Okay.
This one on this beat.
Yes, J and H. This time I walk into the club and make this shake.
Okay, wait, keep the, keep the, yes, J and H.
This one on this beat.
Yes, Jan H
Yes, Jan H every time I walk into the cubby you every time we walk into the cubby, you know, man
You know we make shake
You know we make shake
We fucking up the place
Yes, Jan H every time we walk up to the spot, you know, we make the shit, you know, we make it shake
Yes, J and H, every time we walk into the spot, you know we make a shake
Yes, J and H, every time we walk into the spot, you know we make a shake
We make a shake? Ay, fuck it, we keep it in
Nah, yeah, I fuck with it
We make a shake, bro, cause we make a shit
You should say something about how we're top three
Yes, J and H. Every time we walk into this fight, you know we make a shake.
Talk to you at the egg, I know.
You want us to do a whole flow?
No, no, no, no.
Yes, J and H. Every time we walk into this fight, you know we make a shake.
Talk to you at the egg, I know.
Talk to you at the egg, walk it up.
Talk to you at the egg. Yeah, we keeping our place on them.
Talk to you at the egg. It don't matter if you...
Wait, and we're here to stay?
Yeah, yeah.
Ha, yes, J and H, every time we walk into the spot, you know we make a shake
Talk to out the ag, you know, yeah, I'm sorry, nobody take it
Ha, yes, J and H, every time we walk into the spot, you know we make a shake
Talk to out the ag, yeah, you know we, and I'm f***ing back, I'm not a s**t
Talk to out the ag, you know, talk to out the ag
If you f*** with us, we...
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
until the spout know we make a shapeGH
Yeah We shoot u
Until the spout you know we make a shake
until the spout you know we make a shake
Talk to at the ag, if you fuck with us I'll shoot your face
Bro, we're sweet than butter scotch, but let's do this
Who's we? Nah, we're sweet as fuck, but yeah, I like this
J, talk to at the ag, if you fuck with us I'll shoot your face
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait
I'ma see
I got prone too
Fuckaboo
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face all the way from Texas
I'm a okay. Hey, if you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
All the way, you know we make a shake
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
I'm trying to think I try to think from LA to LA text shadow Texas to LA. Yeah, forget
Shout out to Texas Bomb in LA
You know we make it shake, talk to out the ag
If you fuck with us I'll shoot your face
Crop all my day once again where I'm at
I run the stage and I'm shitting out the hag
Yeah, he signed a deal to say it and he sold his song from the ag
And he fucked all my day again
You know we make it shake, talk to out the ag
If you fuck with us I'll shoot your face
Talk to my game once again where I'm at
He went deep down this bitch
Wait, let me see if that's good or not
Let me like, let me see if I like
I'll shoot your face
Choked on my day once again, well man
That's crap, that's crap, that's crap, that's crap
Just, just experimenting, just experimenting
Talk to her at the ag
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Talk to her on my day once again
Wait a minute, go back
Talk to her
Wait
I'm gonna talk about dropping my day once
Cause I, I did, I did that
Talk to her at the ag
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
Choked on my day once again
Talk to her at the ag
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
Yeah, I jumped on my day, what's wrong?
Talk to you at the ag
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
Jumped on my day, one stick it one, man, I don't know, man
How do I pull this?
Talk to you at the ag
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
Bitch, I'm up, man, I jumped on my-
You should finish this bar and then say something like that
Cause like, you're going on like a whole different ride and scheme right now
Okay, okay, okay, go
Close us out
Talk to you at the ag
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face
Poppin' on, poppin' on
I should be like, yeah, I was in the place
Poppin' on these tags
Okay
We're jumping up further up the hill ksi
All the men ask a question
We gotta set our armoset
Let's pop it on Taik
If you fuck with us I'll shoot your face popping on these tags
By bias wait you go you go like right here click on that click on this
Popping on these tags
Popping on these tags
Popping on these tags. I sound like caribou, bro
I thought I'd carry you bro.
I wasn't gonna hear it so I don't know.
Where your daddy at bitch? Where your daddy at? You know what I know? Huh? No.
The ag. If you fuck with us I'll shoot your face. Poppin' all these tags.
Chroma. Chroma.
Go to Chroma. Wait, go back. How should I do this? How should I flow this?
Not a rapper.
These tags.
Poppin' all these tags. Got the chrome on these tags. And it's fittin' on my waist.
I'll shoot your face poppin out these tags
I'll shoot your face poppin out these tags. Yeah, I got chrome on my waist
I'll shoot your face poppin out these tags. Yeah, I got chrome on my waist
Okay, here we go. Yeah, yeah, and I'm gonna get mad on God. I'm like, I'm about to see red
Yeah
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Been from front of the agga town, yeah the big A
Yeah, me and Jason and this bitch from the big A
Hmm, pull up on this nigga, yeah, such a pleasure place
Yeah, fuck a take a, yeah, we run in front of the case
Oh, yeah, we got a hell of cats who's home made back
Fuckin' up the streets, yeah, we got a fat scat-hat
Wildbody, wildbody, it's a big bitch
Yeah, we in-prousey, yeah, we fuck fat bitches, good
Yeah, a cappella, tension on this beat.
Yes, J and H, every time we walk into the spot, you know we make a shake.
Talk to at the ag, if you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face.
Poppin' all these tags, I got chrome on my waist.
Great, hard.
You shit, yeah, yeah, nah, you shit harder, bro.
I got your shit harder.
You shit harder, bro.
Walk into the spot, you know we make a shake.
Talk to at the ag, if you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face.
Poppin' all these tags, yeah, got chrome on my waist
And I got chrome on my waist
Yeah, I got that money on my face
I've got these bitches like a fucking vase
And I do it like a fucking mace
Fuck Lacey, that bitch fed
Well, I'm Indian, yeah, he's going in a fucking mouth
Jason, Jason, listen, baby
Ask along the mic, one, two, three, please
And I got crumb on my waist
I got that money
Why is everything vibrating?
It's my brother
What's your brother?
Oh my god it's so hard, oh my god it's so hard.
The real Hac deep is on the way to Hac.
Wait what?
The real Hac deep is on the way to Hac.
They not gonna speak on that.
Wait what?
The real Hac deep is on the way to Hac.
I'm gonna go demon
What? What?
Like I'm Wimmy from the free from the logo
Yeah, I'm bouncing on his dick like a Pogo
Me and Haskelida
Me and Haskelida
Give me a fuck on this fucker
All right, yeah
Take it out
Take it from me, take it from me
Man
My way
Yeah, if you fuck with me and Haskelida
I fuck around and hit you with a fucking mace
Yeah, I hit your head with a fucking mace
Yeah, I spray you with some fucking beer
spray hey what what like a wimby from the frame from the logo yeah I'm
bouncing on his dick like a polko me and I go a some more money all you do is
cut all you freaking nankaboop all you do is yeah then just
Fuckin' not that dick niggie.
What the fuck is wrong with you genuinely, man?
You don't make that keys, do you?
Let me try.
Alright, are you ready?
Spass, go Christ.
What? Like a wimpy from the story from the logo? Yeah, I'm bouncing on his dick like a Pogo
Now wait, why'd you delete it? Control Z. Add it back.
Logo. Yeah, I'm bouncing on his dick like a Pogo.
And I got a mommy voice nigga
Yeah I can say nigga cause I'm black
And I can have bars cause I'm stuck
Fuck a cliff of bar, I'm a homin' mom
I eat peanuts cause I'm healthy nigga
Yeah and I ate naturopath bars and it comes down to my bed
I had to cool me up and I ate drugs cause I'm a frickin' bitch
And I had like gushers, I like gushers and I like hot dogs in the summer
Slayer is not a burger
Oh Jason Wynn got highlights in this area he's flying he got a guitar he's going yeah yeah he in the Wynn
I don't care
We gonna win. I don't care. Oh restart that shit nigga, nigga
Yeah, hold thing hold thing I got it. I got it. I had to pick up the flow
No, I can't
Yeah, I'm bouncing on his kick like a Pogo. Yeah, I'm with the wind. Yeah, we're gonna win
Mmm, stop it.
You get it? It's a double entendre because your last name is Jason Gwynn, and now we're gonna win.
No cap.
Oh, go!
Mmm, yeah, I'm with a win. Yeah, we're gonna win.
Uh, ain't no one gonna stop us. We gotta get top.
Nigga, cut that bottle off like slapping nigga. Fuck.
You're supposed to be out with a winner.
Uh, ain't no one gonna stop us. We gotta get top.
What? What did I say after that?
I ain't nothing gonna stop us, we got the top, hmm
Yeah, the bitch is a smut, y'all was gonna win, uh, ain't nothing gonna stop us, we got
the top, hmm
Come on, we'll slow this bitch, come on, bro, I can't, I'm thinking
That it, bro, take like a pogo, hmm, yeah, I'm with the win, I'm talking about the win,
I'm taking the bar from the chat
All right
Yeah, I'm with the wind. Yeah, we're gonna win. Oh, they ain't nothing gonna stop us. We got the top. Did I take care?
Yeah, I got a big ass fucking shop. I'm always
Chrome drinks and ways. Oh
Put it off, nigga
We got the top you like take a yeah, I got a big ass fucking shop
Mmm, I'm always come Jason ways. Oh honey. Hey
You won't be really when you continue that you think that's good
Yeah, I got a big ass fucking shot. Mmm. I'm always come Jason ways
I don't know why it ended up that way with that ass.
We called us the aggant.
We called us the aggant.
Wait, do I sound like a gas?
This is an aggant question.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Ah, here we go.
Oh
Yeah, the big a yeah me and Jason in this bitch from the big a pull up on this nigga
Yeah, such a better phrase. Yeah, fuck it take a yeah, we run it on the case. Oh, yeah
We got a hell cat to tone me back fucking up the streets. Yeah, we got a fat scat pet
Wild Money, Wild Money, it's a big bitch, yeah we in inclusive, yeah we fuck fat bitches, yeah
Yeah, I got a love
Ditchin' on this bitch
Yes JNH, every time we walk into the spot, you know we make a shake, talk to at the ad
If you fuck with us, I'll shoot your face, poppin' all these tags, I got comb on my waist
Yeah, if you fuck with me in a hat scare, I'll fuck around and hit you with a fuckin' bass
Yeah, I hit your head with a fuckin' mace
Yeah, I spray you with some fuckin' beer
Spray, hey, what? What?
Like a WinB from the free from the logo
Yeah, I'm bouncing on his dick like a Pogo
Mmm, yeah, I'm with the win
Y'all we gonna win?
Uh, ain't nothing gonna stop us
We got the top
Do you like take care?
Yeah, I got a big ass fuckin' chop
Mmm, I'm a waste
Crumb, drink some Waze
Don't wanna go to trouble, but I got a killer
I'm not killing you, I'm not killing you
I'll go for my shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm a crazy
Yeah, he's really killing me
Yeah, I'm out of that shit
Yeah, I can't stop capable of stamin' it, I'm autistic
Fuck all these shit, nigga, I'm vavin' all these niggas
I don't give a fuck
It was my man who was in my day of smol niggas
I'm gonna kill myself
But I'm not destroying it
Nooooooo!
That's tough.
That's hard.
Yeah, that's an agg.
I'm floating on some phone.
Yeah, nah, she's going up.
Alright, now let's do the most streamer thing ever and just watch the stream.
I mean, bro, I'm down, bro.
Who do you watch?
What's Lacey doing?
Dude, what if he goes in his room through a wall?
That's what's the game?
No, Lacey.
They're often flamed if the digs don't win the finals.
No, Lacey.
Let's see, what's everybody doing?
Oh, there's a new freedom for her.
I'm not going to play that later.
Because then, I don't have a sure to look up certain things.
It just sends me up.
Um...
Yeah, yeah.
Let's type in, let's type in...
What's the kids?
I'm not a click links, but you want to watch the next game
Yeah, I could give a fuck less about basketball, but we can click links and then watch basketball
I was clicking somewhere because you don't care about basketball
Bro, bro. Why would you want to see other people play basketball whenever you're crazy, bro?
I'm definitely links the next makes for spurs is second
It's pretty nice seven minutes left. Okay, so let's watch it. Let's watch it now. Let's watch it
Well, buddy, you don't know you don't know basketball though. You don't know but you lost me in basketball
so it doesn't matter.
No, actually we
you
you
you
you
you
I
What is it?
Yes, downward growth. I've seen this shit. Yeah, what the fuck does that mean?
You want to be honest? They call me at LTE in
And going all angle bro cuz look right here your ramus is very short
I'm not well. I'm holding my own in this frame. Oh god. Oh god in a frame with hot skill in Marlin
I'm holding my own on everything. I love I'm holding my own. I'm talking and they still thought I look good like this is bad
I'm holding my own in this frame. I swear
Some bullshit
Let me fix the
full circle moment right there whenever you react to it reacting to it what dude it's okay if you
like bro if you ever need tips i'll look actually better i will help you okay yeah what do i gotta
do bro that did us like look at me right now what do i gotta do bro what do i gotta do you
got a hard max bro i got a what hard max what does that mean hard max double jaw surgery you
definitely want to get the bones inside like this area here i don't know uh your interdural
Something with the the distance you need to get that fucking bone smashed in
After that I'll get vinyl plastic too and then your cheekbones could be a little bit higher and then on top of that you're aiming your hair is good
Uh limb lengthening the surgery to
So changed my entire fucking body. Yeah, we all got we all got our so I should just end my life at a restart
Bro bad spawn point, but Joe bow. Thanks for rain rescue. You definitely status max
like you're already, you're already maxed out.
Like you don't even need to do anything, honestly.
Okay, so what?
Honestly, if I was being honest with you,
no hard max, just like straight soft maxing.
What's the fuck are you talking about now?
Hard max is surgery.
Soft maxing is just not doing anything
to like, besides surgery, but like,
what you can do to soft max is like,
you already deep bloated and you know,
you're very lean.
Am I?
Not in the stomach, but in the face, yes.
I'll grow out your face in here, honestly.
It gives a more masculine look.
And if you're, if you really want to,
You can monoxidil your eyebrows,
get them a little bit darker,
or if you want to dye them.
But I heard monoxidil lowers your sex drive.
I don't know if that's an issue for you.
And besides that, you know.
Yeah, besides that,
like I'll just grow out your facial hair.
You look really good.
That ass?
Like what am I?
What am I like ranking?
What's your PSL?
What's your-
Yeah, what's my PSL?
Your PSL is probably not that high,
but you have a very appealing face.
Oh, so I mean like appeal.
Yeah.
Because like in a few people like PSL is like the girls the girls they fuck on me
But the guys like oh he's job, but you're not you're not job
We both we both don't have high PSL bro. We both have a skin up you bro. Yeah four-point game
Oh my fucking god, it's a four-point game. Can we watch? Yeah, I'm so down. What the fuck no fucking way
It's a four-point game. Is that lacy's team on a silky fucking chomp fucking ass
I'm gonna go to lacy room
Fuck it any stream. No. Oh
We're gonna watch the game with Lacey. Oh, you can really go to his PC. Yeah, well, so this is in just ready
You can just go on this PC. Okay, let's go. Wait, why why did he gatekeep his ingest?
Dude
Wait, 60 do we have do we have Lacey's a ingest?
Give Lacey's ingest. No, no, let's just watch it here. I'm not gonna it's a third one
Let's watch it here, bro.
Dude, just watch it a little chrome.
It's a million times faster.
Sookie, Sookie's on Patreon, bro.
It's fucking my life, bro.
Yo, is it pin time or pin time, guys?
What the fuck?
If they win this it's over for the scourge.
Damn how this 2x bro.
Why not just catch up? Why is it in 2x?
Because I'm trying to go as live as in the stupidest possible.
Yo 60, can we get the scoreboard going?
That's person bro. To Alvarado?
Oh my what the fuck was that move? No you didn't dumbass. Yeah I'm not going to Lacey's bro I'm Lacey's.
Come on
Let me
Come on, bro, I'm not like he said now be soon to that he should be driving to the fucking bait you're fucking seven foot 11
You better have us, Garland, if you can get us to the top.
I'm so down, T, five to the bottom.
Hey, Rob, I'm a cat.
Sounds calm alone.
What?
I've run over three.
What?
Over Wemby.
Bro, Wemby, you gotta be like, man, he's fucking seven.
He's six foot tall, bro.
Well, the game is like, good quick, though.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's three minutes left.
Oh, no, no.
Come on.
We have to wait for the fucking spurs, right?
That's Wemby.
That's Wemby.
That's what bananas, bro.
We got it.
Wendy, grab your fucking ball, bro, Cap.
Show game, shut the fuck up.
Dear the fox put a stinker.
What the fuck am I watching?
Why are you shooting from my password?
All teams still have two time after eight.
And all teams still with a challenge left.
Next to the penalty, first not very end.
the ball.
I mentioned what you're doing.
Let me commentate.
Oh, the dread head with the ball.
Dribbles and he goes in jab.
Chop!
one-point game and it's a sport it's fucking oh wow we got tatted man with a
ball he's so women women coming in with it with it oh oh the skill into the
dunk oh my god that's a fucking bum bro lock it oh and we have one of the other
with this tucked screen here's the one beat them women yana yep with it one
and one baby
good content
I was out of the 10 and you see you on the stick.
Don't lose your phone.
I was a true one.
Women Yama need to look up.
This is different.
It's a little bit shorter.
Because gas is coming.
But it's just so.
No, he can't.
Well, he jumped way too far.
Josh Hart with a fucking stinker.
Wow, it looked like you.
It's what smoked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Anyways, don't mind him y'all we have women yama with the feature
Women yama, this is sweet though. Oh shit
Did he just miss a fucking he's just missing
Dude that dude nothing 90,000 people in the crowd and they're all making noise
Let me just miss two free throws
What the fuck they were up like generally right? Yes
Fucking watching bro. Let me are you?
But I think you're gas aren't they at a timeouts notice that's not
I
Mean you're just a better team
That's actually bad
No, you're editing woman Yama like he's a fucking monster
Taking sure the fucking
What are we doing? Who in the ball?
Did you actually down the game?
No, but I want the fucking Spurs.
Oh my god, it's actually over.
Nah, look here at the next one.
Do they have any one of the champions in like 52 years?
Um, fuck that, bro.
We're from Texas.
I like the novels.
Okay, me too, but still.
San Antonio's in Texas, bro.
We have to root for the fucking Spurs.
What the fuck is this cell?
This is actually bad
Can we see the fucking game how about how about go fuck yourself kid
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Come on here. Come on, bro.
Wow fucking way
This game's over
Is it is the is the finest for two one
No, that's what so they're leading to
That was the first one the game
That's good. I mean just still in it
So
That's okay
Person to come back in the final three one is the greatest player of all time
This looks like 2k
Fuckin shit, how did Wimby chuck this dead ass?
If I'm Wimby, be honest bro. Bro, Piz, you gotta think bro, if you, if everyone's trying to depend on you and they throw you the, you're, might be, these sevens.
Yo, what the fuck? How did he just still make it?
Yo chill, bro.
He's, you gotta think, Wimby, you're on the seven foot, he's throwing you to him at the key. He needs to be inside the paint already.
Yo, I'm not lying, I'm not lying.
What were you talking about?
Wimby, I'm not lying.
Yo, watch it as fuck you spree.
I don't think I want to say why.
Next one.
Don't tell you.
It's not over yet.
Yes it is.
Ah!
It's hard.
Fuck!
Give me a chance. Give me a chance.
Give me a chance!
Ah!
Ah!
It's over!
You fucking slut!
Give me a chance, dude.
Ah!
That was weak.
Okay, I'm gonna try it.
Come on, come on.
Okay.
Ah!
Yo, jump on the setup.
No, no, no, no.
I don't know, just don't.
And Nick's win?
He's a fucking win.
This setup is done!
It's done!
No!
No!
Let's go!
Fuck!
Oh god, please, oh please god.
Please bro, no, I can't bro, I don't know.
He just ragged on me and you did nothing.
What the fuck do you want me to do?
It's all like we're tough. Oh, oh my god, I just so too K you actually just sold 2000
Don't be pleased lock the fucking
Wendy go for the ball do not depend on the
You can if you want
No, why are we giving it to Fox in the clutch
You can't fix a show on the house, you can't fix a show on the house.
I was first found out, so I'm gonna run away.
I'm gonna see what happens.
Come on, Steph.
Castle, bro. Go two for two, please. Please, bro.
Two for two, please.
One.
One.
He was the fearless 21-year-old.
And we're tied again at 105.
And when you talk about detail, people understand the chance.
Okay, well, careful.
Pass down.
Get up.
He's back, he's two to the second free.
The game though, the game is on.
The game, man.
Two for two, all your back, you're good.
Are you okay?
I know.
Dude, I would've gave you CPR,
but I would've dead-assed the games on.
Right, I dreamt to expelling, bro, I actually felt right.
Hey bro, your voice is packed.
Bro, I know I actually think I'm passed out.
Are you okay?
I'm being serious, I actually think I'm passed out.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
I'm okay, but I think I genuinely passed out.
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm okay.
What just happened?
Dude.
All I remember is taking keeling.
Stefan Castles made two free throws.
Bro, I'm not even joking.
I actually think I just passed out.
Are you okay?
This is my first time passing out.
You all right?
I take too much hoolium.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
You all right?
Yeah, I think I need water.
Yeah.
Fucking mix come come back
You want to look at my ID rules or not
You know when the game is back on track
That's you go back up
I mean, bro, go back up. Wait, why don't you?
No, no, I go
who
not like him
on his ass
I like him
Oh, it's really my food you just applications
Here we go
What was that buns on your Twitter?
We just have one summer
What just a bun somewhere? Oh, no
Okay defense defense
Oh my god, bro, does that time the box is a fucking box?
He just hit the bottom of the fucking backboard and they just found
Say they followed they fouled why the fuck would they follow?
Why how come they're only saying at the mix
Let's find out if I would again. Oh, they haven't found again. Okay
Suki's handprint is on my fucking chest for look at mine. Look, can you do this? Yeah
We're so good.
I thought everybody cares out there.
Oh, the good men and women.
Jeff!
I had a little Caesar's Dough.
It's fire, bro.
This is how I'm trying to get with me and bup-dots.
And Jason's like fucking
Gains back on games back on bro games back on fuck all that, bro
Love is dead as beauty, bro
Please defense defense
They're gonna give it a brunson they're gonna give it a brunson bro so number 11 that's brunson
That's their fucking best player, bro, and somehow in the fourth quarter he makes everything
Wimby on Brunson. Oh my god, Wendy. Oh my god
What the fuck do you mean? I'm pretty sure I can't show the
That was fucking insane bro, you gotta get your respect but that was good, oh my goodness
that's game.
Two sevens before two seconds left.
And it's enough for two of the ball games on over.
Comes not over, bro.
It's going to have a free run at this.
We've got times two out of five.
Like nobody's boxing.
Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
Everybody fell asleep.
I've been tired.
Wow. No box out.
No fucking box out from Fox Fox's bro
the
It's not over bro.
It's not over, bro.
So that means the Spurs have one more game, right?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Go, Soki's gonna kill us, bro.
I'm sorry about that, bro.
Honestly, Nix deserved it, bro.
This is for the Nix.
How?
Quick sturdy for the Nix.
I'm gonna go celebrate with Soki.
How the fuck, bro?
Oh
Please bro, please don't go I said
So how does
Oh
Let me shit
No, I wasn't one of these four bros dead-ass foxes for
They won the game foxes fucking
Didn't box out
Oh
Bro, give me a give me a you're okay, bro. He's honestly it wasn't in that rates
I mean, yeah, I mean matters, but I don't want the next one
They haven't won a championship in like they want the spurs to win bro. You'd be happy for my new yorkians
Dude, they beat all people. That's the boat if they win
Do the city's if they win I swear to God, bro for the greater good they need to lose
Humanity.
Well, New York's cooked.
For humanity.
If the next win, humanity might...
Something might go wrong.
Wait, did they not win the finals?
What?
They didn't win the finals?
Not yet. It's 3-1.
Oh, I thought it was over.
New York will implode.
That's good.
And they might start a revolution and take over the fucking US.
Dude, we need that.
I like that culture.
I'm a little touchy
Pretty hi, bro
Oh, no
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Oh, God.
Can we give you a piece of advice?
I hear you better, what?
This is my piece of advice for I have to head out
because I know you have to go get off stream soon
and go to sleep and have a great stream tomorrow.
You know, us, we, everybody in chat,
everyone watching, thank you for supporting.
We're better than this, you know what I mean?
Just start this.
The game isn't over.
Let me just tell you that much.
the game is not like 3-1, but it's over and guess what, you're always going to be a loser
with that mindset.
If you think of it like that, the rest of your life, you're going to be a loser.
I mean, bro, let me just tell you this much, let me miss two free throws in the game.
It ain't over until it's done.
When be locked, when be, it ain't over until it's done.
Bro, look at the city, it's going, oh no, sorry.
And you know what's going to happen, bro?
Do you know what's gonna happen? Pause it. You know what's gonna happen? Pause it.
It's gonna be top ten times celebrities celebrated too quickly.
I mean...
I mean bro, I mean...
Is Wemby on LeBron James level yet? Bro!
Dude, I mean if I was down by two, I would be on his level.
Hell no, bro. You better go live on your phone. Yeah
No
No, you didn't
No, you didn't
I
Don't remember why
Dude before you leave beds won't say thank you for coming bro today was generational dead ass. Thank you for inviting me
Welcome back anytime
You know me and everybody
Whenever you need me, you know start streaming. I got some good. I
Got some good words and encouragement for dead ass
And if you ever meet anything, but you just let me know about w fucking, I still in a chat there. Yeah, it was a pleasure. Honestly. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. Let's get some, let's get some hearts with bandages in a chat for us.
Yeah, I'm actually very grateful for the community popping out. We all popped out today. You know, I mean, Jason popped out. Appreciate you for letting me even come over for all the love with the jerseys.
with the even laying me on your stream because you have a very big platform yourself. This is
actually very helping for me because I'm not a striker. Thank you for the food. Thank you for
all the... I'm gonna have to... Bro, thank you for representing Arlington in a good life very
seriously. But we got to represent our city and we got something we got. We're the fucking brothers.
That's Arlington logo. You know that. If you're in Arlington right now, this is a message bro.
Trust me it can be anyone. Yo John!
You're out? Yeah.
Cause I know you're about to get off the train cause you just got shit on by the fucking mix. Sorry I'm a bitch.
I don't even want you on the road.
Wait bro, I can't watch you. What would I care?
Yo. Yo. Yo.
Yeah, let's just, yeah, I'm about to walk past that.
I got you, bro.
So, like, one word of advice to get to the chat before you leave, bro.
Con underwear piece of advice, bro. Trust me, bro.
Trust me, daddy.
I'm trying to let me get serious.
About a year ago today, bro.
I was in high school with about 400,000 followers.
And it can be anything, bro.
Trust me, even if your goal isn't with content,
you just gotta keep grinding
and good things are gonna come out of it.
No matter what you do, whether that's school,
whether that's sports, whether that's even just a hobby,
you gotta keep going
because you never know how big you can get.
I wouldn't honestly never thought I would be here right now,
today, honestly, Jennings.
Like I was in high school, you were in that today.
I had nothing going on bro.
Yeah, but now I'm broke as shit bro.
Thanks bro.
And we made it out of home.
You just guys keep doing what you want to do.
Because if you don't do what you want to do, you're never going to be happy.
Amen.
Amen.
That's why we're going to be happy.
Amen.
Amen.
That's why we're going to be happy.
Amen.
Amen.
That's why we're going to be happy.
Hey, son of a...
Oh my God dude.
You want another spider man?
Yeah, what happened? Where'd it go?
Spiderman's over here.
It's just a gift from Jason.
Dude's not seeing any men.
What the fuck would we do with this, bro?
Damn. I'm dating Terry.
You go home and shower for me, okay?
Dude, I just feel my ass is swampy as shit.
It's so swampy, but not swampy as yours.
This one here is yours, because yours is cotton and mine was polyester.
Yeah.
Goodbye, courthouse.
Maybe I'll see y'all again.
For silver.
It was nice meeting you, courthouse.
The Silke's car, the Maybach, the golf cart, the Lacey and Ron, the Silke, the Marlin,
the Mager, the Silver, the Silver Surfer.
Yeah, you just missed them, bro.
It was a great time.
What the fuck is wrong?
You just met me there.
You just kissed my short.
What the fuck was that?
Can I say a message to Bob?
Bob?
Fuckin' love you.
Fuckin' love you shit, bro.
Are you gonna watch me scurred out?
Yeah, gonna watch you scurred out.
Oh
Hey man, thank you for coming bro today was legendary
Oh yeah, we gonna cough eventually.
Oh, well...
God damn it, oh god damn it.
This morning.
Wow, I mean, was that the biggest comeback in playoff history? Is that a real fact?
Wow, bro.
What a comeback. What a comeback.
What'd it come back?
Five months of 15,000 nigga, what?
15?
15 nigga, I bet on them when they was down 3 and a half, nobody doing that.
Okay, yeah, alright, bro.
Go to your room, go to your room.
Oh, watch out, bro.
You're feeling like, bro.
Like damn, bro.
I'm playing with these niggas.
You're not a real-
Where's your pole?
You're not even a Nick's fan from-
What?
You're not a Nick.
Oh, you're looking like a sir.
My god, bro.
I'm crazy, man.
You lucky, Dan, or fucks the fuck up, huh?
Yo, shut the fuck up!
What?
Damn, bro.
You're a 50-50 with AC Jack and the fuck up my face!
I didn't give a fuck.
See, now you dick right in there.
Now you dick right in there.
Now you dick right in there.
My god, bro.
Not even a real Nix fan.
Yo, bro.
You a brick-less Nix fan.
Get out of my fucking Nix fan, man.
Get out of my fucking Nix fan.
You was just proven for it.
Look at this burrs.
Just first bro fake-ass fan
I'm moving from my man support. That's my man's I want to see the game go three free
Why you see that chill boy
Then we got knocked out they'll get knocked out by me boy. Get it. Get it wrong
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm really crazy.
Watch out.
Watch out.
You're a fake man.
You're a larpher.
You literally take a group chat.
Oh, king larp, right?
King larp, right?
I learned.
Have you fucking Asian poop that comes out?
You fucking larp them.
Hold on a minute.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
That was 2024.
What was that?
2024.
2026.
You tried to larp the Korean band boys.
I forgot their fucking name.
You tried to larp them.
But they didn't know.
You tried to larp them.
Boys, I forgot to fucking make a chuckle lock up, but they didn't give me no fucking attention.
Ooh!
Do it yourself!
I don't even know what you're talking about, you just say a shit, bro.
Go ahead, go back to the library to Nick's, bro.
Who be a Nick's fan?
You're a Nick's fan, bro.
Keep it up here next time, okay?
So you don't get...
Fucking slivered up.
I slivered up.
I slivered up.
I slivered up.
Go, go large, bro.
Not a real Nick's fan.
Fuck off!
You're a Nick's fan, buddy.
He was just running for the spurs, bro.
You're a fucking bomb!
Now what?
Now what?
What?
Now what?
Now what?
Go putting your gloves, go putting your gloves.
Now what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, that's gonna be crazy.
That's gonna be crazy.
This is gonna help you.
This is gonna help you.
How to hit a body shot, you know?
How to hit a body shot.
Why?
Why?
What?
What?
What?
Come on!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
No!
No!
No!
AHHHH!
Come on!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
What?
What?
What?
What?
No!
No!
No!
Why?
What?
What's he?
No!
No!
No!
I'm not spatchin' up!
I'm not by it!
I'm not by it!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What?
What?
What?
What?
Break your shit!
It's easy.
It's easy.
I'm going to put some more in.
Back it up.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
You're going to get a bunch of, you're going to get a bunch of, it's all of you, it's all of you, it's all of you.
No, no, no, no, no, you child, you child, you child.
I say open up!
Don't make a pussy!
Don't fucking fight this!
Shut up!
Come on, buddy!
Come on, buddy!
What's this?
Come on, buddy!
Come on, buddy!
Come on, buddy!
Come on, buddy!
How did this happen?
Don't put this in the oven.
Your pussy!
Your pussy!
Your pussy!
Fucking weak boy!
What's he saying?
Your pussy!
You're pussy!
Hey, come on!
You're not single-pushed because you're a pussy and you like the nicks!
You're not even full!
You know you're gonna die anyway!
What is that?
Oh god, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Blocked all your shit?
Um...
Um...
We're playing bodies?
The only thing he needs is his body and they don't say a push!
Oh my God, where's my inhaler?
Oh God, John!
My inhaler, bro!
Oh
Oh, you had it?
Oh, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Oh, God. Holy shit.
I'm good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I've never...
What you mentioned the next once over the entire time I know because I'll come up with Brooklyn
So I'll be I'll be like, yo the next I'll be making sure the pluses here, but the next kid do it
But it makes a record
So you're making that center
I'm not gonna
Not next to you just that no, that's not what I said. I said I'm from Brooklyn
So I support the next but I'm like, that's why that's my personal. You're support. Love, bro
Then it's okay and next
My son, Josh Haw, JP. You know what I'm saying? I've never heard you mention the niche once over the entire time I...
What? What do you post on Twitter, bro?
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Oh my god, bro
You got a free banger that's not begging that should not be
It is not no Twitter bro. She's not baby. She's not begging bro
It's a lie much it up
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Yeah.
Oh.
Alright, so, um, this is my official
application to Strip University, okay?
Now, you might be looking around,
hey, how do you review?
Two, I'm a part of a front, we do a lot of things.
And we do all four a lot of things,
and I'm talking about not just only bad girls,
with opportunities even after college.
Yeah.
Now, you guys may be wondering, how did I get here?
Dude, I made this university here,
but that doesn't matter because in college,
you're not a senior.
There's no senior.
You can go as long as you want up to a doctorate degree.
And dude, that's what I'm calling.
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Bro, why are you making me this?
Hit my body hit my body next body
Next time yo Suki bro when we're doing bodies and all you're doing is doing this
Obviously, you're just gonna block everything you didn't throw a single punch because you're a pussy, bro
You're pussy, bro
The award is for the best duo, and the winners are Ron and Jason.
I
W's the weenie there
He is going to swim are you
So
Yes, I'm down, bro. Yeah, bro
You know, this is bad, bro
You're in box and no box out. Jesus. Let me actually scroll through Twitter real quick. What do you think my shit's gonna look like?
So, de-amor fox through the game.
Look at this, bro, de-amor fox.
This wasn't even it, bro.
Obviously going for a layup and hitting the bottom of the backboard is pretty crazy.
But, oh, he could have held it, yeah, he didn't have to shoot.
right. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Wow. But even then bro, Jalen
Brosnan missed the shot and the
Airfives didn't box out Ojionomi.
Damn, he's just walking the streets.
Damn.
Put him in a black truck, bro.
Hey, he moved like the president out there, bro.
Get out of the way and work for us!
I'm gonna kill you!
Make a mason with my poop of shit.
But something wasn't regular.
If you take a look at the floor, we see Mitchell Robinson.
What are you doing? Is he gonna do this?
O'Gianna Nobby, McCall Bridges, and Landry Shemet.
Notice the player missing.
Is Jalen Brunson.
You may think, oh, he's just on the bench.
Oh, my fucking god.
Look and...
Doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight.
Oh, my god.
Until you look in the back.
The only person sitting...
Staring and chanting...
Is Jalen Brunson.
After the miss shot Wendy wasn't regular
If you take a look at the floor, we see Mitchell rising. Oh
My god, bro
No fucking wonder no wonder the next came back 25 25 down 25
Down 29
I
Actually 29 large bro, I've been strange the whole time
I wasn't wondering if I was watching the game large larps of her so I didn't know the exact fucking points
They were down and larping. I'm not gonna lie. This cat is actually fucking insufferable. It has it
That's bro. Like what the fuck are y'all actually talking about so I don't know the exact points cuz I was streaming. I'm I'm I'm
larping
Holy fucking retards in this chat won't everything I love
Wait what damn did you already happen I thought the game just ended
Damn
or leads, you know, just as simple as that is just it just hurts
Fuck
They have one thing in common and that's not being embarrassed to embarrass themselves
Including myself. I started off doing four poses on tiktok embarrassing myself
submit this clip, bro
first comment
20 yo, really bro
This is not nice bro dead ass
It's just not nice bro, she's not nice
Oh my god, bro. Fuck me, man.
a way out of this one. I'm sorry, but you're done. You're finished. So, oh, man, nine minutes.
I'm not going to lie, this is like Genuine Series now, so I'm going to get good bruh.
How do you defend the body shot kill yourself graded s
Facts.
You're next to point it from the ag.
Like what?
Holy chrome head to toe
I ain't lying bro, I'll fuck with Timothy
He doesn't try to oral form, he's a big nix fan, you know he sees this guy with status
And he's out he's on the court literally just having fun bro rooting for his favorite team
Oh my god, what was bro, please
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So all my sons worldwide
You got another course with mom won't be like a mom for the next stream. I'll be like with Yuki at
USA's first game at the World Cup man. I love you all so much
W fucks turn your day W Haskell go guys at that tick tock if you haven't already. I love you
I love out of core guys. I love life
Lookin' like a city parking lot
In the talks when I walk by
Like you know it's over when you drop
Drop, yeah
Then I'm comin' with the walk
Y'all nicks not poppin'
Fuckin' and she goin' shoppin'
I'm runnin' out of options
Put em up for adoption
I'm a nail on a dot
This is not luck, baby
There's no for a leave, no horseshoe
I'm in the bank to get poor to you
I'm in New York on John Cheshire
Lock the door to the bathroom, they doin' somethin' that is not fancy, I was pourin' a-