jasontheween
🇦🇷WATCHING MESSI IRL🇦🇷 WORLD CUP IRL🇦🇷 ARGENTINA VS AUSTRIA🇦🇷LETS GO MESSI🇦🇷
06-22-2026 · 7h 07m
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Thank you.
Bouda, bouda, bouda, bouda, bouda.
I'm just saying three is after like down that way to like after two, you know?
I don't even know how to do it.
Right?
Yeah.
Are you Bouda, man?
I'm Bouda.
I'm Bouda.
Bouda, man, Bouda, man, Bouda, man.
Oh my God, I have to fucking fight, man.
Are you Bouda, are you Bouda, are you Bouda, are you Bouda, are you Bouda, are you Bouda?
Holy shit, are you fucking serious?
Next time.
Are we fucking live?
Oh my God.
Are we fucking live?
In the big egg.
In the big egg.
You can't be.
What is it?
It's my first ingest.
Wait, go right, go right, go right here.
Well, I'll leave the way, bro.
That is.
I'm so ready.
No, I'm ready to.
Oh, I shouldn't say this out loud.
But I'm ready to, like, hate watch.
I'm ready to hate watch us.
Interpreter.
I'm ready to hate watch us.
Hate watch us?
Oh.
No.
Where's?
Oh, my God.
Where's my?
Oh.
Hey, why?
I'm like, I swear, it's my first ingest.
What?
Look, Jason, you gotta be cool, my son.
Is that working?
You can use your eyes and see this, brother. Come on, you know what my signature thing is, bro.
Jason, make sure you don't Jason, bro.
Wait a minute, Jason's inches, not Jason's main inches.
Is that where you're at?
I don't even have your Jason.
Come on, bro. We got production?
Uh, yo, Slake, please, bro. Please, like, please, bro.
Shoot.
Yo, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh, you're here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
YOOOOO!
We're in the big ag, bro.
Big ag, man.
What a score.
They saw um,
But just met back for the first time.
No, actually.
Met his cousin as well.
Yep.
And later it's a big family function,
and all aunties and uncles and shit cousins coming through.
Dude, you know the first thing he said when we reached our house,
he was like, Yo, let me take a photo of Matt and then post it on Twitter and say broo.
NO I DID NOT!
You weirdest f**k!
You weirdest f**k on God you're weird man!
We're just
Oh my God, that way?
Yes sir.
I didn't see a sign like that on camera.
Got you.
Oh, I swear to God, we went the wrong way.
Yeah, I come up with, and listen, the game starts in about 20 minutes.
Bro, we're gonna miss the national anthem.
Our national anthem.
That's his long run right now, bro.
And I need to see that, bro.
I need to see it.
No, we actually do it.
We actually do it.
Should we run?
Oh, no.
Face paint.
We have face paint, bro.
No, they have face paint.
They are American today.
No jersey.
I told Martin today I was like today I can't be in the news clips because if nothing not gonna air it
I'm gonna take the sacrifice so they air y'all
Okay, maybe you direct this maybe
Because bro, I'm telling you they won't air you off. I pull up. He'll be like hell get that
Let me know you want to you want to tell you like you want to tell me your concerns or not?
I don't got no concerns all I'm saying is right all I'm saying is that today
Oh, I will be hey watch it. Okay, and today messy
Messy score another hatchet. Oh, listen. That's gonna follow those today, but I got a witness that I got a witness that
This he scores a great record. You got to witness greatness. Yeah, almost Argentina
Asian I'm blind. They like him because he's blonde and why oh my god
I see you're smart as fuck. You're actually smart. You came blonde. Yeah, I
actually saw a picture on Twitter. They made our
Chinese like blonde and white
I just need to be all around
I don't know, they fucked us, they fucked us up.
I guess they fucked us up.
What? They literally gave us thumbs up.
Where is that? Where is that?
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
They're all in the stadium, we're late, bro.
Nigga, we're not late, we're good. Calm down, okay?
We're late, bro.
Remember, I gotta do the...
What? What?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Come on, son.
Oh
Stadium is packed bro. We're going to the only to stadium. This is like
I moved to that house when I was 16, but the real trench house
Wait, you know a gate 3 is that
holy shit
let's go
let's go
that's Argentina
that's Argentina
that's Argentina
yeah that's Argentina
that's that's that's that's
that's Yugia man
that's Yugia
that's Yugia
oh my god my legs
shut up
I'm gonna miss this run
I'm gonna risk missing this run
come for our trail run
it hasn't ended bro
no it hasn't ended
hey what
hey y'all know when you start getting fired
it's not gonna stay just that's about to go
out of here
every game is about to be quits
Can we also talk about how Marlin Nation and Sweden got fucked in the ass?
I'm not closing the shit, I'm not closing the shit, I'm closing the shit, I'm closing the shit.
The cash show's in the building.
Wait, I'm not really hearing much, why are you stopping the stadium?
Bro, they're deep, bro, this shit is huge, we're not gonna be closed.
Wait, what?
We should start.
What's your honey?
That ass bro, I'm not holding up on my legs after diamond gold
I'm wearing my Marquita 3 Crocs
Please, what?
I'm wearing my Marquita 3 Crocs
I shouldn't have brought them, they're rare
Oh my god, my legs
Oh, entrance 3, we got it, we got it, we got it
It hurts to run
It hurts to run
It hurts to run
Uh, uh, gate 3, gate 3
Gate 3, yeah
Woo, what's up, bro?
Hey, what up? What up? What up? What up?
What up boys?
What up?
What up?
What up? What up? What up?
How you doing man?
We back in Arlington.
Yeah, I'm back in the city. I miss this shit.
I'm a streamer. I'm on the come up.
Yeah, yeah, we're here though.
Is it one?
Yup.
Hi, man.
Alright, take it easy.
All right.
What's up, January?
What's up?
My channel, I'm Marlon.
Back in Arlington.
I'm feeling good.
Back in Arlington for Argentina.
You know why we're here, bro?
What up, bro?
Hey boys listen listen today's gonna be a little different experience and we're gonna do a sweet
So what's the other shit goes and shit yeah what's the other shit we do is
No it's sweet you dumb fuck yeah no I thought you said sweet
See no they don't got I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna be on top of the fucking sweet thing
RUNAAUDO! RUNAAUDO!
RACE K3!
Oh shit!
Our letters are here, uh...
Get in, get in, get in!
Get in, get in, get in!
Okay, right there, right there, right there!
RUNAAUDO! RUNAAUDO!
RUNAAUDO!
Stop, stop man!
I got a message! I got a message!
I got a message!
It hurts so much!
It hurts so much!
It hurts so much!
I don't know
Just wait till we walk into the stadium
Yes sir
Hello sir, God bless you sir
Yeah, you know what he said?
Um, he's gonna go up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, you have to take a stream picture.
You have to take a stream picture.
I
Know he's at the elevator but let's go to escalator
Messy
We're going to need money, we're going to need users, Charlie.
Yes, sir.
Messi!
Why am I yelling his name like he hears some?
bring out the money
thank you
thanks
the money is here
it's here
let's turn it off
it's here
let's get it
go
go
no way
oh my gosh
it's okay
it might be in peace sometimes
you know what he said say?
wait are we
no way
wait what we're doing
wait wait wait
wait wait
Thank you sir.
Thank you. Where are we boys?
Merci. Merci. Vale verga.
I gotta be that way, no?
No, no, no, no.
No!
My favorite player on Argentina is Mafongo.
Ha ha ha
For for two
Oh, hold on boys, how you doing? Hey for us, that's why you can't even do it. Oh my god, and we got 50 minutes there
we're in row one Argentina Portugal oh my god this is beautiful Argentina what's your
prediction sir top oh yeah I don't know what drugs you're on we're winning 60
brother
We can see every goal
No, we're one
Seven, five, six, and seven, five, six, and seven.
Oh, I like it, right?
Oh.
I mean, I like it.
Oh, oh.
It's just all the way to seven.
Lisa, how are you?
You don't have to, like, you don't, like,
you should get little drops, like, in the language.
Merci, merci, merci!
I'm not gonna lie, you know who would be like really polite?
If it's good or bad, that's a girl, extra Emily. She would dead ass tell me.
She's going back, we're back, we're actually doing it.
Yo, take it!
Yo, look at that, look at that!
He'll be okay, he'll be okay!
Come on, take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Come on!
Come on!
You're not allowed to, man.
Audrey on the exit, honest champions
Make it low, make it low
Argentina's ready!
launching down the bad
Blocksocking, no propose
Yeah!
I'm not gonna step on my own
I'm not gonna step on my own
I'm not gonna step on my own
Yo this type of not tall enough for your gang
No listen, we're gonna lose.
I looked with target, bro, I did my shit wrong.
Almost, I just did this!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hi, I'm Paul Boyce.
I'm Paul Boyce.
What the fuck?
What's up, man?
I like this one.
You can leave it to me.
Let's go.
So, can I tell the view?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I see my problem, can't ask you to do this
I mean, you can buy him a $3.6
Yeah
Let him, let him, let him
Wait
Are y'all had to even see my legs with him?
No, I'm sorry
That's the way it is
That's the way it is
It's the way it is
It's the way it is
It's the way it is
It's the way it is
Yeah, I got it
I like your view a little bit.
No, not really?
Yes, sir!
Oh, my God!
Mercy!
Mercy!
Bubbles!
Holy shit!
What am I saying?
I'm not saying that.
I'm fucking saying that.
Wow!
Patrick, today!
Oh, my God!
My God!
Oh, my God!
Maybe I can put it right here to myself.
Yeah.
Oh, that's perfect.
Watch out.
You're a bad, you're a bad, you're a bad egg.
But you're not alone, man.
I'm not going to load it.
It's not going to sound bad, it's not going to sound bad.
It's not going to sound bad.
It's not going to sound all right.
One more time, Gina!
You know what, you don't face me, do you know what I'm talking about?
Don't face me in no jersey?
Are you fucking serious?
At least where I face you on your shirt.
No, this is nuts.
Pretty dirty, man.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Let's go, boys. Let's fucking go.
We're coming to a standstill, man.
I'm not fucking messing with you.
Hey, after we're going to go to the nail salon,
So long.
Mom is going to be my parent.
Wait, wait.
You do your job like you said before, don't you?
No point, pal?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I
I know, mate.
Messi!
Let me get a autograph!
Let him court me!
Holy shit.
Court production, court production.
Yo, I'm going for a show.
Court of 1, court of 1.
I want a high scoring game.
I don't even know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
I don't know, I'm going.
Obviously, I'm going to see it.
The Lord has chosen
The Lord has chosen
For all the glory
And for all the glory
The Lord has chosen
The Lord has chosen
No?
No.
Look at the guys.
Oh my god.
Hey the steady.
No, no.
Hey, that's left. That's left.
That's left. That's left.
That's left.
Give me your respects.
To the respect.
Looks like that's some things next.
Have a good game, Lewis.
I'm here to remind the ball that thing will heart out.
It's going to heart out.
We are getting us into Harleys in 1816.
This is my home! This is my home!
Game time! Game time! Game time!
Woo!
Almost!
What shade is that? What shade?
That's not me. I'm not gonna kill him.
I'm going to get you!
On board, Sergeant Tina!
Bro, this new one's actually pretty good.
Huh? Where'd they do that?
I don't where they were at.
I know where you're going!
Oh God!
The only way to score is to get the ball to the left.
Come on, let's just take that.
I've never been to the court.
I've never been to the court.
I've never been to court.
I've never been to court.
Come on, boys!
Woo!
What the fuck is that car that you're driving?
It's not a ghetto car, bro.
Oh, fuck!
What the fuck is this?
What?
Hey!
Wait!
What?
No, you're not.
Wait!
That's Alex, that's Alex, bro.
That's the hydro!
That's the hydro!
That's the hydro!
So, Alex, what the fuck?
What?
How the fuck you say that?
That's the one!
That's the one!
How?
No, I'm not!
Howdy!
He's the bar boy!
How?
Wait!
Wait, what was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Yo, that's crazy!
I'll say he switched the camper.
I'm Zaydias!
I'm Zaydias!
Oh, hey, come on out, boys, come on out!
Here we go, here we go!
Don't go, dad!
Here we go!
Come on boys!
Oh my god, they're lining up boys!
This is legendary.
We're about to witness the greatest player of all time, four.
This is the truth.
This is the truth. We're about to witness the greatest player of all time, eight, seven, six, five, five, four, three, two, one.
Yeah baby!
Stop!
Here we go, here we go!
Wow, this is cute.
It's like playing football.
I feel like a farm being a type of bull.
Let's go!
Wow!
Oh here we go!
Here we go!
Oh my God!
Come on!
What's that?
Oh!
Oh my God already!
That was crazy dude!
What's that chance?
I've got to miss it, I've got to miss it, I've got to miss it.
Here we are, I'll share with them all.
Slow, slow pace game at the start here.
Open it, I'll share with them all.
What's that, actually?
We got all of our plates, bro.
I don't know.
I just need to get to the ball here.
Wow, you're here at the Barley to Stadium, it's so loud.
It's here for the best.
Holy Grail!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Especially with a touch!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No!
What?
No!
That's a pin!
You gotta take that.
We're going to get one, we're going to get one of these things here, yeah?
Yeah, for me it can't be right.
He has a face pain.
He has a face pain.
I don't care, sir.
That's okay.
This thing was a little too far, man.
Yo, listen, he's the biggest head watcher you've ever seen in your life.
Watch this movement, say tie the game, bro, okay?
This is course, once is he all-time scorer before the game?
This is course, once is he all-time scorer before the game?
All-time scorer is the highest. He's the higher and the lower.
Yes, oh my god. We might win this game.
What is the history, bro?
What is the history?
Is that how you do it?
Bro, it's now or not what you're talking about.
You don't need a family to be a scorer.
Watch out, watch him when I watch him.
Hey, is that why he's here?
Wait, that red?
Oh, he's here.
Oh, he's here.
He's not even gonna take that red?
Are you fucking serious?
Watch him!
Let's see!
Let's see!
This guy's 80%
Everybody's gonna stand up.
I don't want to say like, I want Messi to be the best player here.
Messi is so so good, let's go!
Messi is so so good, let's go!
Messi is up for the board, let's go!
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi!
He literally got taken out of the field.
We better win this, Messi. We better win this, Messi.
Yeah, of course.
What else do you guys want to say?
What else do you guys want to say?
He's trying to get in.
See you, see you, see you.
See you, see you, see you.
Yeah, wait.
Yeah!
Love us!
Review.
Yo, I didn't see a review, because we kind of like tub you for me.
But yeah, it's not a pedal now. Let me know.
Wait, wait.
I might as well.
Come on.
Oh!
There!
Papus!
Argentina!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my God, man!
Man, man, man, man!
Man, man, man!
Oh my God, guys!
Oh, shit!
Oh, God, no!
You got to witness history right now.
We're gonna let's see all-time school,
all-time, ever, ever!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Man, they're left with never-never pills.
They're left with never-never pills.
They're left with never-never pills.
I'm missing something
It'sculp Brush
oh my god
Oh my god
look at him
look at him
look at him
i'm gonna miss him
i love him
i'm gonna miss him
红柴
Nessie, Nessie, Nessie!
Nessie!
What on earth are you doing?
Look on the shot!
Look on the shot!
What the fuck?
I've never seen that in my life!
I've never seen that!
What are you doing?
What was that?
What was that?
Why did he stop?
What was that?
What the f**k was that?
No, no, no, that was crazy.
Are you dead?
No.
No, no, no, there's no way.
That's just our boat.
That was just our boat.
That was Ashley, the first man I've ever seen.
But now don't look at that s**t.
I'm out of here.
What?
What?
What?
I did it!
I did it!
Why do you pause?
He's never done that ever!
I don't know.
What are you laughing about?
What are you laughing about?
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
What are you laughing about?
I'm so confused.
I'm just confused.
He doesn't want to press it a lot, he doesn't want to press it a lot, so he's going to score a real big.
Yeah, he doesn't want the last thing.
He doesn't want the last thing.
They both put him on top of both of us.
We get 10 of these.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, OK.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
We're done now.
We're done.
We're done.
Now he's getting sent to.
Hold on a second.
He's having a good over.
He's having a last.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
We got a player up there.
They're near.
Wait, who?
I order an apple.
I'm going to have an apple.
I'm going to have an apple.
Right after home.
Can I have a music?
Music, music, music.
Private Auto makes that sound.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Oh, you think that was football?
I hear they do this late football.
Let's play football.
Let's play this late football.
That's the only man I know.
Hey, be honest.
I don't think you thought about being the number one.
I keep on closing.
I was winning the wearing handkerchief all the time.
I've never seen this ball like that.
I think I've ever seen that before
oh yes, I've seen it
I'm gonna take my bike
oh god
there they are
oh he's a center backdoor
he's a center backdoor, what the f*** are we doing?
oh my God, he's a center backdoor
can you see what I'm seeing, it's a compound
that's a bad old momentum turn
I did I shot a better finish than I was.
I don't want that, oh my god.
He didn't even hit the goal at all.
No, that wasn't it.
No, that wasn't it.
I expected that leaping on target.
That's exactly what I expected.
I should not be there to have it.
Oh, I see it, I see it.
This guy is so happy there.
Drop the lock?
More friends? More friends?
There's a lot of red ones.
Yeah, there's a lot of red ones.
Yeah, a lot of red ones.
You know all those squares.
You can take my ass.
Oh God, you can take my ass if you want to.
Hey, the only way when you come back in the whole conversation,
if it's SC score zero right now,
all the stuff is going to happen.
That's the only way.
I think Martin will have a better chance tonight.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Don't give me a hint on the first one.
Oh, go ahead.
Get that shot. Get it out. Get it out.
Get that shot. Get it out.
Missy! Oh, Missy!
No! Don't hurt Missy!
Missy, Missy!
Missy! Missy! Missy!
I'll get it.
Come on, baby.
Oh, no.
We are.
Come on, baby.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm in green here.
I'm in green here.
Yeah, it's intense.
Hey, Jay, can you look at the screen?
I'm in green here.
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
Come on!
Oh, here we go. Let's see what it does. Let's see what it does.
Press it, press it, press it, press it. Nice.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What's going on guys?
It's not the St. George and Cedar that I was watching
for Australia.
Is that cool?
Get out of here!
Now it's like in the right class, so...
Hey!
Why?
Come on, dude.
I'll share the drink.
There you go.
I'm trying to burn our players.
Oh, my God.
Yo, time to see us here, dude.
It's very cool.
So cool to see you there, there, there, cool.
Oh my god, Missy! Missy! Missy!
What the f**k?
He's weak.
Good try.
Nice. Let's get him again.
Alright, don't miss the bomb.
He's nice.
Oh! Oh my god, Missy! Missy!
Missy!
Missy!
What the f**k?
What the f**k?
What the f**k?
whether we don't see this
he's shooting the center
he's shooting the center for a second
oh my god
we should be at two holes right there
ahhhhhh
he's shooting low
no, that makes up a
that's crazy
yeah
yeah, they wouldn't want to do it there
that was a beautiful mix of real life
real life, you need to see this
it's crazy
I would have shot that, I would have shot big that, you know what I'm saying?
But I would have scored it, you know what I mean?
Speed is at 1-6-0, bro.
5-1, 5-1.
I bet that's what I'm saying.
Wait, it was a big shot.
He's gonna lose to Ben.
That's a big shot.
Boom!
He's strong, man.
He's still got it though, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh! Super day!
I thought I had a goal in here.
A beautiful position from the little world.
Now Paul, let's go. I swear I'm going to miss it.
I'm going to miss it, though. I'm going to miss it, but a better save from the goalkeeper.
That's a hard save.
Good balance.
Ah, I have a...
Hey, what is on the screen?
What is on the screen?
What is on the screen?
Hey!
This is actually the shit.
This is actually the shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm gonna mess it up
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jesus, man.
Let's get fucking scary, bro.
Hold on, let's get a little scary, man.
Stop spoiling about that ass.
What the fuck he was.
you
you
you
you
you
the stadium watching.
I don't know how to do this.
I don't know how to do this.
I'm now going back to Armitage and I'm going to play League of Legends.
And I'm gay.
It comes from the body.
I got a message for the scorer.
Y'all want a photo too?
All right, Chad, take a picture.
All right, hopefully y'all got this.
Let me get this.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Don't say she's like, I don't fucking care.
What a message for the scorer.
and he's taking a picture with a band on that.
Like, come on, brother.
Hey, what would happen if I actually hit him in the face?
Would I get bent to the wall?
Would I get bent on the wall?
You get bent on the wall.
You get bent on the 50-10s.
You get bent on 50-10s.
You get bent on 50-10s.
You know, like...
That's back.
That's back.
That's back.
That's back.
That's back.
That's back.
I can make you say it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, hold on. Hold on.
Okay.
This is in Algeria, sir.
You know, we get this in Algeria, right?
I'm gonna get you some soup.
Okay, let him score.
I know. Just wait.
Yes, he's fucking... he's waking up.
He's waking up.
Score, get a vibration break, you know what I'm saying?
Nothing good.
Okay, he's got a little...
I don't know what to do, sir.
Good.
I wonder if I could prop it like this.
I love yours.
Yeah.
I hope you can angle it back a bit more.
Oh, it's better on you.
Oh, yeah?
Let's go.
OK, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Are you angle-strapped?
Check it out.
I also hope you have a good day.
I don't fucking know.
Come on there, Elvis. Do something.
I had a question.
I'm the last one.
What was that?
So, it's about 60, oh?
Yeah, about 80.
Say the clock, say the clock.
I'm not saying it's more than 60.
More than 60.
Now it's there.
I love you.
I love you.
I just expected some people to play with us.
No, it's okay.
I'm just going to stay here.
Oi!
Ahhh!
Whoa, you're not even trying to escape from me!
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh, look at his hands.
Oh, actually look at this.
Oh, look at his hands.
Oh, look at this.
Oh look at his chains!
Oh, actually look at this!
Look at this!
Oh my god!
No, that was an accurate one!
The defender!
He's good as a referee!
He's good!
He's mad at some!
He's missing!
Listen!
That's three chances!
When he comes in, when he comes in, there's another one.
It's like, he needs to shoot with a feature-loading package.
The coach is a coach.
Hey, how's the day going?
How's your life?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
How are you, guys?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
Good, good.
Okay, okay.
Come on, let's do this.
Vamos, Argentina!
Come on, come on, make some shit happen.
We did have this up here.
Yes, please bro. I need to witness this.
Bro, Messi, you can do whatever he wants.
I want to take the course open, yeah.
Oh, did you see that?
It should be here.
It's always there.
What is this position?
It's a chance.
Come on.
Create a chance.
Create a chance.
Yeah.
What's going on, man?
Get in there, man!
A lot of obsession going on here.
Okay.
Okay.
Ugh!
Check out the ground.
Good job.
How's it looking?
I don't know.
Up there, up there, up there.
Straight around.
It's gonna eventually spin.
They're parking a bus across the fence.
We're parking a bus.
Tony Robo down the countless carotos
Best quarterback of all time
There's a lot of people there
I don't have a way to run
I don't have a way to run
There's a lot of people there
All right, guys, make that pass
Make that pass
It's a lot of fun to do that
It's a big job
If I see a 1-0 game, I'm going to f**k this week.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh! Oh! Oh my god. Come on. Come on.
No, only one.
Who the fuck are you passing to, man?
Who are you?
No, no, man.
Come on!
Ah, shit, shit!
Almost on his final arm now.
I'm trying to get that one back.
Let's go get that one.
Yo boys!
There's a lot going on when we wiped on!
Details, details!
I'm passing, the touch is empty man.
Come on!
Yo, did we curse messy?
I'll take it with a bottle of Liga.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I actually worked out that.
What the fuck?
I need one for the half, at least.
One for the half.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
That's a super fast.
Here we go!
Run! Run!
Come on!
Run!
He said go!
This way!
He said go!
This way!
Get the gun!
We will squeeze the best ones!
They do! They treat! They fight!
Let's go!
We did it! We win this! We're starting!
The greatest player of all time!
Let's make this great and special win!
It doesn't matter if these bases bring out some truth in these.
We have another one!
Next score!
Macy! Macy! Macy! Macy! Macy!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Macy!
Wow, that's actually insane.
It's just a lot of people.
It's just a test of what you can do.
It's just a lot of people.
What greatest upon time is to see the world.
And I believe that's the world of the greatest.
Always.
I've seen this before, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
That's the only man I've ever watched.
We watched history in all of the Texas government.
This is why you're a fighter when you're something like this.
That's why I'm not a fighter.
You don't matter who you are, you're not supported.
You ain't nothing to see.
Nothing to see.
Nothing to see.
Nothing to see.
The World Cup is in oil, is it?
Nothing to see.
Nothing to see.
Nothing to see.
Nothing to see.
What did they say?
They said they messaged me like this.
I wasn't easy to deal with.
You know how hard it is to get it going.
I'm sorry, I can't pass like that.
I'm sorry.
You would have missed that.
I would have been a total blister.
You wanted to handle?
I would have done it.
So you got it.
I think you can get to the ball for me, I just don't see anything.
I'm just going to sit here.
You can sit here.
I'm just going to sit here.
I'm just going to sit here.
I'm just going to sit here.
That's all.
This one's out for the next.
You'll be a little bit more excited than this one.
I'm just going to let it all go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Get it out of there. Get it out of there.
I'm gonna say hey!
I will say
Just let the half guys
Oh my god.
Why is it so fast?
Why is it so fast?
Get that out of the way, bro.
Zero, you had zero goal chances.
Oh, as we'll say, the game is over.
Friends in the game, everything.
Everything.
I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
Oh, what's the goal?
What's the goal?
The goal!
The goal!
We're ready!
Come on, see how good we are!
Hey, we're next.
We've got this.
We're next.
Thanks.
We are.
We're not going to be able to speed it, sir.
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hooray!
I think it's time.
I'm the rest of the party of war.
We're sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The audience is probably a couple of rounds.
All the ones out here, keep watching.
I was going to be loud, but I'll be really, really loud.
I'll be really loud.
I'll be really loud.
I'll be really loud.
I'll be really loud.
I'll be really loud.
I'll be really loud.
It's just a big thing.
It's like you're talking my head off and you're talking my head off.
I asked for a third.
What is he doing?
Francis is strong.
He's walking in a circle.
Have you got a BDR senior as well?
I don't know.
You have a BDR senior
Exactly.
Oh, they're saying,
Oh, they're saying,
Oh, they're saying,
Oh, they're saying,
Oh, they're saying,
Oh, they're saying,
not skating, yo let me see
boy, I'm here boy!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
I'm here, I'm here
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
hahahaha
yo, chill, chill
chill, chill, chill
yo, that's great
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
man, you might need a check
in the field, man
I'll ask you, need you getting in
Go to the stadium.
Thank you, Militia.
Go, Militia!
Go, go, go!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Give me a little time, give me a time, give me a time.
We have one chance, one chance.
Give us your time.
Oh
Oh
Watch I like this view
Yeah, I'm my strict
That would be that would be
Game to game to eat food, bro. You get as disgusted
Are you fucking kidding me?
You hate watching?
You hate watching not working?
We watching not working?
Watching?
I'm not watching
I'm not watching
I'm gonna be here for you.
I'm gonna be here for you.
I'm moving fresh.
I'm moving fresh.
We're gonna be here for you.
I'm moving fresh.
What for us?
Oh, man.
Arlington.
You know where we at?
Burmese made history in Arlington, Texas.
It's legendary, man.
Sorry, sorry.
Who did you get there?
Apple.
Yeah.
Gotta be Harry Kane, huh?
I'm a United.
I'm a United.
I'm a United.
I'm not gonna see Briggs.
Who's the Briggs last time?
I'll go.
I'll go Briggs.
No, no, no.
Say it.
I'll say it.
I'll say it.
You gotta be proud.
I'm gonna be proud.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm like, we...
We like
What are you looking for?
What do you work here?
Yeah.
What?
How much do you pay?
$14 an hour.
$14 an hour?
But I get to meet Jason.
Nah, he's not even on this video.
I get to meet Jason.
Jason, bro.
I was on the Star Wars, so I'm still on the phone.
What's that?
I'm the cameraman for one.
I'm the healthy ass nigga.
Oh.
Oh, this is my shade.
Yo, guys.
I'm here, cameraman for Jason, Colleen and Marlon.
Yes, I'm getting paid nothing for this.
this but yes don't forget you yeah I know his name totally yeah yo chat W
You can't, can't remember you, oh, can't remember I stopped talking?
Can't remember I don't talk.
Can't remember I don't talk.
Oh, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
You can't remember I don't talk.
This is my brother, you be touching a freeing crowd.
Sorry, bro.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what, y'all.
Hi, hi, hi, should we go now or...
Yeah?
Yo!
Give me this shit!
Oh my god
Oh my god
No, I know
Oh there you go
She's in camera, there's no talk bro
Oh shit
I don't know
Why are you dead?
Bro, did I tell you about the first interaction with Aaron?
No, I didn't tell you about it.
So, what happened?
Did I bump into him?
I don't care.
I'm not disrespecting Matt.
Bro, you give me a big hug.
You should give me a big hug as well.
And, bro, I just appreciate you.
I make sure you throw my oppa presents here.
What is wrong with you?
He's not gonna have one of those.
Bro, what?
I don't say bad hugs.
You hugged like this.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
My dad is a little awkward.
Yeah, he's a little awkward.
But next time I say him, I'm gonna bring him in.
Do you hear me?
No, he's friendly.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna bring him in.
This little modelist said he's gonna take a photo of Matt
and push on Twitter when they catch him brutalizing.
Hey, man, go fuck yourself, man.
Get out.
Get out, go fuck yourself.
I never said that before.
I said that Matt is a very lovely human being
that takes a sense of his moment.
And when he's fun, he'll take a nice little picture with him.
I'm going to pull for the big one bro, like that's all it is, bro.
What's that going to mean?
What else is that?
How am I going to know?
What do we do? Shall we go?
What's that better?
For the Vietnam boy, yeah.
I don't think so, boys.
I don't think so, boys.
I don't think so, boys.
I don't think so, boys.
This dude's going to go up the mountain and start bowing.
I don't know.
Oh, god, I'm going to slap you, though.
Yo, should we go interact with the ground, or are we
going to stay in the country?
It seems like little.
I don't know, sir.
I'm going to run around here first.
I'll just go stand by the ground.
Stop eating.
We're treating.
Are we eating this or are we stealing this?
We're just a couple.
I don't understand this.
We got to convince every.
We're now going to do this week earlier and we did the normal feet and now one day we got to do the normal feet.
Come on, no, we're not doing normal feet.
You're going to do this.
So you just did it for us, okay?
Are that good?
Now?
Hey, let's go experience what it is to be on the field.
I'm done.
Let's go, man.
The fucking music.
Let's go!
Let's go to Argentina!
Let's go to Argentina!
What happened?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Come on along.
Eat and drink it!
Oh!
I've always just been here recently.
By the machine.
You should drink that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, what's up?
That's the expenditure.
My celebration is this long.
All right, like this.
Yeah.
Because you're a lawmaker, you don't know shit.
I know!
I'm not letting you watch it.
You're not letting me drink?
Yeah.
How are you?
I don't know
What's that? How are you doing?
I don't know
I don't know how to say it
I don't know
Oh, brother
Oh, sorry
You're a kid
You're a kid
You're a kid
You're a kid
You're a kid
You're a kid
You're a kid
No way
You're a kid
I appreciate it.
Yo, stop or you're the winner.
No, you're actually the winner.
You're actually the winner.
Marlon, you're my superhero.
Marlon, you should be on the field playing.
Oh, Ramos, Argentina!
I
Somebody said
Someone said that
I don't look North Korean, bro. North Korean.
Hey, if I was North Korean, I wouldn't be here, bro.
I'm not looking to play.
No, I'm not.
What the fuck?
Are we playing, bro?
No.
That's the exact code he's going to get to the grid.
The exact same code.
Wow.
Yep.
That's the exact code he's going to get to the grid.
The exact same code.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, I want to know secrets.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing.
What?
No, no, no.
No, I'm just gonna put it in the air first.
That's how it goes.
Oh wait, wait, wait, I need a flag, wait, you take a picture with me in the flag?
Why are you so fucking happy bro?
Fuck man.
Why the fuck are you so fucking jolly nigga?
You're going to be so fucking happy.
What?
Fuck up.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
I
Be damn to hold that fucking flag
I'm gonna dance on that fucking right one minute once this year retire. I'm pushing all that on this country
For PR purposes, bro, but my life once this year with the way
Come on, dude.
Yo, hold on.
I'm gonna kill him now.
We blasted him down, bro.
And we're pleased to stand in the code.
Stand in the code, it's a picture for you.
I know we shot this up on the telly, I know we should test up on the telly, I'm never
I forgive you.
Bro, after we go to the Nelson lawn, I can't wait.
I'm going to submit it, I'm going to submit it.
Submit it, submit it.
Wait, wait, wait, submit it, submit it.
Get out, you actually got to submit it.
Anyone?
Oh
We're gonna make you
No, baby
What is on the screen?
What is on the screen?
but only for an Oscar
one more go one more go
one more go
not dead
he's dead
he's dead
oh
come on bro
come on bro
come on
bro
come on bro
are you fucking kidding me bro
is that lacy chopdash
Wow!
Argentina!
Oh, see, can I not show that?
Wait, is that bad?
Is that bad to me?
I didn't know bad to be playing for us.
I'm not bad to be.
I didn't know you were going for awesome stuff this year.
Argentina!
Yes, sister.
She's known in 6 seconds.
Come on.
Yo, someone get us.
No, no, no.
God has power. He can't rule.
But I've seen that.
What the fuck?
That's weird.
I wanna see balls.
Oh, fuck it. That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
I have to get the fucking monster.
It told me that life is hard.
I'm like, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
What are you saying?
Mommy's not.
Mommy's not. Mommy's not.
Okay, that's fine.
Wait. Should I show it?
I can't see them.
Hey guys, y'all want to start the wave?
You want to start the wave?
Ah, I got three.
Ah, later, later, later.
I almost wanted to do a fucking sandwich.
Yeah, you got this.
Woo!
Shit.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
I don't understand.
Well, after this game, I'm happy to play.
For now.
Why do you shoot?
Why do I shoot that?
I mean, wow!
Oh, oh, he's not seeing the ball.
It's not a person, right?
Let's get out of here.
That's what I'm thinking about.
You're like a little boss, a little boss.
I think it's like...
I think it's like...
It's like a robot.
It's like a robot.
I think it's like...
That's right.
Oh, this is gonna be great.
That's the term, that's the term.
Here we go.
Hi!
Hey, this should be a red! No, I'm not a red!
That should be a red! I'm not a red!
I don't fuck with people who don't message dealers, you know?
This is just a stain.
Oh yeah, I have another stain, so I was not running outside the washroom, so I'll go and stain it.
That's a bad stain, man.
That's a bad stain too, yeah.
Driving on four different types of tape, bro.
You already plugged in your face.
While I'm going to the community, it's like, yo, can I get a hat, man?
It's all bad, yo.
Can I get a hat, man?
Can I get a water, can I get some tape?
Do you know what a shower's at, brother?
No, man, it's not a fucking slate for you.
The fuck is wrong with you?
That's my father!
That is...
What's your last name?
Go along with Jack.
Yes, he gets it, he gets it, he gets it.
What if he scores a K?
He's needed, Saj?
Because Messi's...
Messi's going pretty decent here.
I mean, that's what's happening.
Whoa, Messi is better than his goal.
That's what it is.
That's what he's saying.
That's very true.
That's very true.
Every true
I'm on the way.
This is the stand-in.
That's the Aussie, bro.
Not too round.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Hey, he forgot to shoot! He forgot to hold X!
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, he forgot to shoot!
I don't know why he didn't shoot that.
Oh, it does, huh?
Oh, what was that, bro?
He usually does take it around the keeper, but like...
No, but I dare say that I want to keep one though.
You have the boat.
The boat.
The boat is right and the keeper gets the boat.
Oh, oh, oh.
Thanks, buddy.
Even if it was.
It was offside.
Even if it was.
Yeah.
Even if it was with the whistle.
Wow.
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, guys!
Let's go, bro!
here is here
oh!
Puto dirty f**king awesome place
The audience is here.
Oh, they're here.
Applause
That's why I'm here.
Wow, this is great.
This is the last day.
This is the last day.
And intense.
And it's a dinner.
How the fuck will we be delayed?
Please, please, please, please.
Tell me.
Tell me, please.
How do you think a Nicky version of fucking people can fuck in the road?
What the fuck is going on?
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Get that out of there, get that out of there.
So, we're just on the kiss cam.
We gotta do a three way kiss.
You can actually put it there.
Three way kiss.
So I wanna do a couple of the left side of it for a minute.
I'll go over there.
Oh, we can do it without it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm on the right side.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You see this?
It's going slow.
It's not easy.
It's not easy.
It's not easy.
It's a little far.
Oh!
Yay!
Damn, you play?
Oh, it says here.
Take down one of the people who's hardest of the system before.
I would say probably 10.
Everybody here is stupid.
You guys are only a lot of people.
They have to save the pan as a whole and it's quite a lot of work so it's quite a lot of work.
Alright then I got it.
Run! Run! Run!
Don't give those things to me.
I really come awake now, y'all. That's crazy.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
What do you want me to do?
You have no arm.
You have no leg.
It's a World Cup, don't it?
Yeah, it's an accident.
It's a World Cup, don't it?
Yeah.
You know it?
It's a mandate sent here for Romania.
It's a little mandate.
Since I was here, we go with our team.
At number 13,
Wisconsin, America.
State of the place,
and by number 19,
the people of Seattle,
it's a mandate.
Yes, a little breeze for us, bro.
Little question again, sir.
Yes.
What do you think, Bruce?
I think it's interesting.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
You sure?
I'm good.
It's on, it's on again.
How?
I think it's on.
I think it's on.
Let me see something special.
Let me see something special.
Oh!
That's the Patrick's.
That's the Patrick's.
Where's the boss?
That out of there, bro.
That out of there.
What was this?
I don't know, I don't know.
This view is insane.
This view is fine.
At least you better look at the view.
I mean this dude is easier to see. I think it's also quite easy.
The both are not bad.
Oh no. Oh no.
Bro, the first one is good.
That's a goat shit, I can't lie.
Yeah, I'm sure they're gonna have a chance to look at it.
Get out of here, bro.
No, solid defense.
I'm just gonna ask for every solid defense.
We are here, today we come, boys.
Come on, bro.
Honestly, the first thing I want to do is just hold it in my hand.
We really haven't got time.
First, state USA.
We got a chance.
Whoa!
Good pass, here.
Why?
Here, we...
All right, that is a good play.
That's a good try.
You got him?
It's a good one.
Sadi Dan, Sadi Dan, Sadi Dan.
Just going for the lazy set.
Let's go, Argentina, and put it
both the rocket flag.
Argentina, when I'm here to say it,
let's watch for a six-point.
I said, you get here.
I do, I do.
USA is not your sixth.
No, no, no, what's that?
Who says better than the most?
Hey, that's my best son, Nigel.
I don't know where I'm staying.
Argentina!
Too high, bro.
You see, he's just walking, passing his breath,
Look at that IQ for missing.
Look at the space he's created.
See how many people gravitate towards it though?
Like that.
It's just pressing, it's ripping.
Rip it, look!
Shoot that shoot!
Stay close, guys!
No shot!
It's hard not to open it.
It's not a little one-off if you want it.
I'm not gonna have to do it.
Nah, I'm gonna need a step before it goes up.
I didn't hit the Nazi in the south, it's hard to experience it but I saw it.
So, yeah, it's a second top, it's a really good one.
You can make it, you can make it, you can make it, you can make it, you can make it.
Almost on to Pina!
Oh
Again, message in front of the chairs, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, I'm not even trying to, like, hear or not,
but I'm supposed to have one person
who's a really great player, you know what I'm saying?
All right, we're going.
We're not going to be coming in.
We're not going to be coming in.
We're going to be coming in.
We're going to be coming in.
Well, I don't know what pass of the ball is.
See, I'm just going to punch it.
I'm not respected. I'm respected.
I'm respected.
I'm respected.
We don't want to be a war criminal.
It seems like nobody,
opening the past,
is going to have to do so.
We're still in the middle of a war.
We're still in the middle of a war.
Was that because we're not as selfish
or because it's stupid?
We're still in the middle of a war.
We're still in the middle of a war.
But on paper this year,
They're like the best.
Wow, wow, wow!
You want us to delay our reactions?
We're not doing this, but why is it something not valid that you need the time to do it?
Very, uh, I thought that was, uh, something, like, a snapshot.
It's our wave.
That's a map.
I bought it.
It's on the piece, guys.
Watch it again, real quick, watch it again.
We don't have a hydrogen voice.
Ready boys.
Hey!
There you are in the street!
You know, we had to do this.
We had to do this.
Hey, my girl, you know.
Get back, get back my girl.
And we're going on the screen.
We're both going on all the screen right here.
Hey, my camera!
Can you see my camera?
Can you see my camera?
Can you see my camera?
Hey, my camera!
You got to stand, you mean how do you win on a...
Yeah.
Put it in the corner.
Put it in the corner.
Fuck it.
Put it in the corner.
Hey.
And we're now at 3 o'clock, and we're now at 3 o'clock.
Anybody got a chair, guys?
Yeah guys, cheers!
Fani va, fani va
Fani va
We better see a 1-0, that ass
How'd you do that?
You want to see some?
Maybe a 2-1
Yeah, yeah, I got you
Amazing.
We don't have a register.
Well, we're not in this morning.
We're just in case of a problem.
Thank you.
Wow.
Wow.
Great job.
Here we go.
Let's see something special here.
How was it?
They got it. They got it. They got it. They got it. They got it.
They got messy, bro.
Holy shit.
Yes.
I know why. Did you hear that Tulsa camera?
Right there.
They got messy and messy.
Every single time.
He puts it right there.
He puts it right there.
I would never care about who's the one who's the one.
I would just score and it would be a 1-1.
I would get a f***ing soul set.
I'm gonna get a f***ing score.
I'm gonna try and see if I can draw.
I'm trying to hear this big image of bone.
You know I'm trying to get this gt on here.
Oh
Here we go.
Oh.
We did it. Watch now.
Thank you.
What a beef is this?
That's great.
Thank you.
Have you seen this?
Yeah.
I haven't seen any yet.
I saw that one free kick.
I don't know what I'm seeing there.
I don't even know.
I'm not even sure if I'm catching it right now.
I should have asked him right now.
I should have asked him right now.
I should have asked him right now.
You get us didn't miss that pin though, huh?
Well, well, well, well, well, maybe I can't trick you.
Like, what is that about?
Like, it's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, eleven, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
It's physical, though.
That's 70,000 people at a time.
Wow, raise your hands for the ladies, man.
70,000 people in Washington, in the state, in the United States
Some of our students from New York, they see school as likely to make a break in the public
In Arlington
The buses, they're as much as they are
The local lines are much bigger
Okay, you see the buses?
The buses are much bigger
Fuck it
It's never gonna be the same, they see school in the public
There's nothing wrong with not getting caught
There's nothing wrong with not getting caught
There's nothing wrong with not getting caught
There's nothing wrong with not getting caught
So, Ronaldo has to score.
He needs to score.
Yelpard has been issued.
Oh wait, we're going around yellow as well?
We're going yellows around.
It's going to probably be Martin.
He's too handsome.
They ain't that right.
You better be my mom, bro.
I better be my mom.
You're the world of monkeys.
Oh, is she gonna run next to me?
Yeah, she'll run.
She'll run.
I did it.
I did it.
What about the beach?
I told him.
Remember?
He hasn't.
He's gonna run.
He's gonna run.
He's gonna run.
He's gonna run.
If somebody else did it.
You better get my arm to do your toes.
If anybody else did it.
It's always been me.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
That's my first impression of me.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna have to dodge it.
Crazy, bro.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
I said, watch it.
Watch it!
Oh my god, awesome!
I fucking gave you the same chocolate.
I fucking gave it to you.
I gave you the same chocolate.
I fucking gave it to you.
How you getting broke?
I'm a respectful man.
What are you questioning?
How can I?
I'm gonna talk about it later.
How can I believe you're famous?
I can say no, but what the fuck hurts the hands?
I'm glad you're famous.
That was a good one, Hayst.
Whenever an idea comes to mind.
No, they don't know who did it.
So, I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
Wee-na!
Wow! Wow! That's a wow!
Oh my god!
It's a great pass!
Here we go!
Hold him!
Wow!
Alright, that is quite a goal.
When you move from another bar to another bar,
that is so confusing.
I didn't think much about his body for that thing.
It feels like it's moving.
It's like, just like...
Ah!
I
That's it. That's where it's coming from.
Nice.
I'd better find some of my violin.
That's it. I guess I look like fucking...
That's why I'm confused. Why'd you type that?
Well, I can't say where it's like. I can be turned into a cello.
Whoa.
Hey!
What the?
They're not bad kids though, they're not bad kids though.
What is that funny?
Sniper!
This guy wants to pulverize my car.
Right, okay bro.
You get it.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
What is that?
Oh, oh.
All right, nice.
Nice.
That's like, great, honey.
Wow.
Oh
Oh
I'll see you in a little bit of a last minute goal here.
Last minute scream of the officer
Number 11, John Adler River
is being replaced.
Oh, shit!
By number 17,
Arnie M. Beakwood.
There you go, this.
5 minutes left on the car.
See something special for us.
She wants to see the redness. She wants to see the redness.
Holy potency!
That's not a misstand!
No!
Oh my god!
No, hold on.
That right there, no.
Oh my god, he's got the post.
He's got the post.
Get out of there.
Get out of there, bro.
Go on then, go on then.
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
They're scared as too.
I'm seeing it.
It's good for us, though.
Watch your head.
Get that shit out of there.
Vapos as you think!
Oh
The whole box is larping but you don't know what we're talking about
I'll say you'll have to attack if you want to win, by the way.
You have to score if you want to win.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're fucking right, Dave.
Oh, what a tackle.
Okay, let's see.
Let's see.
Oh my god, this is bad football.
What the f***?
Oh my god, no!
I don't like people that's not the Lord of the Seas.
I know why.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it!
Whoa!
Ah, messy with the 80 pass! Here we go! Here we go!
I want to hear it, I want to see it, I want to hear it, I want to feel it.
Oh boy!
Pass it, pass it, pass it.
Right back, right back, right back.
I fond of this, fond of this.
There will be a minimum of five minutes from initial time.
I'm playing a mistake in life before, West.
I'm stupid.
Have you missed the bonus you never scored?
Look at the FSC, bro!
It's a little bit too short.
It's a little bit short.
You can see the road.
It's a little bit short.
It's a little bit short.
It's very short.
Come on let's go.
Ah, that's really good.
Get that out of there.
We're definitely going to have to waste time here.
They're going to win!
Let's go Argentina!
Argentina!
I see a square here.
Oh, man, bro, that's a bit of a hoax.
Is this the World Cup?
Yeah, they got it.
Nice to meet you!
You see what I'm saying?
Nice to meet you!
There is...
There is...
There is...
Woah, woah, woah!
Oh
But both teams get to fight for their lives, for their equalization, for their bravest, for their business history, and for our indetention.
All these both teams mess in here.
Now what? Where to go?
To!
To!
I'm sorry, but the penalty, but he didn't even give a fuck!
We break the breakers in all events, that's all he's got!
Yo, he might be 38, but he's the greatest fucking player of all time.
Yes.
Wow.
Nice job!
Woo!
Right back to him!
BAM!
Wow!
The ball shot!
Just the price.
He's weird.
Oh god.
Wow!
Two players.
Wow!
BAM!
BAM!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No! No!
No, Mr.
Hey!
No!
Merci!
What am I going to do? What am I seeing?
Merci!
Merci!
What am I seeing?
as these horses.
He comes from the left side.
Can you go here?
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
Oh!
That's not a vaccine!
Okay, go ahead and drive!
Come on, drive, you boys!
What about Rufo?
No, he got Rufo!
I bet he got Rufo, I'm not soloing!
Then ask that shoe!
Brother, you don't know my role!
That was crazy!
Hang on, that guy was crazy!
Hang on, I'll set it up for you!
That was crazy!
Missed!
Wow!
I told you, boy, you got the strength!
Like I'm not giving a fuck!
Why?
That is easy!
Hey, now it's your turn.
Nice, what the fuck?
He's gonna go fast, really.
Now it's your turn.
Now it's Denison's turn.
Bro, at the start of his ride, he used a chain.
Now he's going to do it.
Why did he fail here?
But it doesn't matter.
He's got every single goal opportunity.
Kenji was here.
Two more goals.
He's gonna make it.
There's an opportunity to create something.
He's him! He's messy! He's always being messy!
It's all a dead-ass! It's all a dead-ass!
Who am I to see now?
He might be the best ass in the whole time, bro.
He might be the best ass.
On Jebedee, Stealth, Allen, IQ.
He might be the best ass.
Wow.
Hey.
Take that.
Oh!
APPLAUSE
Next round!
APPLAUSE
Yeah, yeah. Don't fuck yourselves. Don't fuck yourselves. I'm not speechless. I'm not speechless. I just like...
You know, Messi is a goat. Messi is a goat. He's a goat. You know what I mean? He's one of two. He's one of two.
I'm gonna go see them.
I'm gonna follow the flag one more time.
Damn!
Give me the car, man!
I'm gonna go see them.
He's one of two.
I know.
Three, two, one.
Wait, they're missing!
Yeah!
They're missing!
I'm kind of jealous everybody's seeing their go through amazing but my hero my hero
This is my new opponent. I know I want to feel what you're feeling.
I see this happen. I know. I know.
Tomorrow, if he doesn't score, I'm going to be so heartbroken.
I'm going to go home. I'm excited.
You're not going to lie for now. We've got to score a ball.
His life is on the line.
This is what you're looking at.
Another player, man.
I love you, Matthew. I love you! I love you. I love you, Matthew. I love you, Matthew. I love you!
No doubt.
No doubt.
You can do my body in the fucking jersey as long as you can!
No, I can't!
Fuck off!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
You're the one who gave this big time.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, drinking clock.
Yeah.
Mulder.
Whoa!
This is the all-ship boat!
The all-ship is for sale!
It's up to you to decide.
Okay?
You know, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
I'll tell you what it is that I don't know about it.
Y'all listen, I just witnessed the greatest performance I've ever seen in real life.
Every time you touch the ball something happens.
Anyone with a ball in his hand?
You know I can do that for you.
I love you. I love you.
You know what? It's amazing to see greatness.
Definitely one of the goats.
You know what I mean?
One of the goats?
Definitely one of the goats.
Just say it.
Tomorrow, tomorrow I'm going to see my hero score.
And when I see my hero score tomorrow,
bro, you're going to remember this conversation.
Because I'm a little so ecstatic.
I won't be happy for you, bro. I will.
Because you need to see that. Watch the lights on. That's it.
And look at this stupid nigga Taj.
He tried to ignore it.
Nigga, I'm not trying to ignore it.
I'm just like out of lots of words right now.
I'm not mad.
I like Messi.
I mean, I love Messi.
But I don't...
I'm stuff lacing everybody in there and my balloons and we'll open the farm room
History was made
We got it!
We got it!
Are you ready?
I see me!
I want to live!
Vamos!
Vamos!
Vamos!
Hey look! My baby!
We gotta go on over there.
We gotta get on there.
Hey!
Come on!
Oh
Put us on the fucking screen
history was made boys history in Arlington Texas but it's gonna be a
better fucking day. I don't give a fuck if I'm sweet in problem. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Wait, 10-17-17.
You are on your phone, you're a live bird.
You were on TikTok, you were on TikTok.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let me take a pic with the early 10th Green Region.
Come on, bro.
Big early 10th, bro.
He's pretty much made that early 10th Texas Missy.
That's the message to go.
Big early 10th, bro.
Big early 10th, bro.
We're not participating.
We do this.
We do this shit, bro.
Hey, oh, you know what?
Missy's an honorary Arlington...
Hey, you're fucking...
I don't know.
Are you?
I don't know.
Bro, what are you saying?
I guess you're gonna be an early 10th native.
Why not just kick the ball out?
Why not just kick the ball out?
That was some shit, man.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
Respect, they gave me that's respect.
Saif, this guy is just a lie.
Saif, what? Saif, what?
Wait, wait, my phone, my phone, my phone.
This guy is just a lie.
Hold it, hold it!
Wow
Oh my god, I like it a jersey, bro.
That's tough, that's tough.
We're not done.
Why aren't you going for Arsenal in the Champions League fucking Dunderhead?
Oh, he's in my foot.
Dunderhead.
We're not going for Arsenal in the Champions League.
Damn it, bro.
Damn it.
Hey, let's go. Let's go to Lopelo Telemundo.
Hell yeah, let's go.
I'm getting tired of this shit, bro, I can't believe it last minute the son of a bitch
Wait till last minute of school that fucking old
You just seem the greatest
The son of a bitch
Son of a bitch waits till last minute to school that I go
Bye bye
Wait, wait, should we just, should we just, should we just data?
Where, where about?
First door, complete.
I'm about to fart, hold on, hold on.
He's not pulling up, bro.
Hey, you don't want to get locked?
He don't want to.
I don't like that.
Where'd you, where'd you like to?
What's his name?
What's his name?
We just got a side fight.
Sure, let's see.
Go ahead.
I'm so bad.
I'm 33.
What's he like?
Damn!
What's he like?
He's young player?
Yeah, he's like 18, 19.
He's got a lot.
He's a side.
You were talking that trash?
Yeah.
You were talking that shit?
What did you call him?
No place.
No, like, bro.
That's how you guys stay humble, bro.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's all right.
Yo.
Yo, I'm gonna keep the bug with you.
I'm gonna keep the bug with you.
Right now they don't go fuck.
They don't go fuck, bruh.
Right now they don't go fuck, bruh.
Right now they don't go fuck, bruh.
No, I can't believe it.
Jay, he waited some last minutes to score that goal.
No, that was legend.
That was legend.
It's the last minute to score that goal like brother
But we're another score tomorrow, I'm gonna fucking pay I'm gonna start I'm gonna just start punching people when we're not scores
Yeah
I'm over the moon line up man. That's why I'm sick and everything bro. I feel like
They're looking for him.
You don't know where the TV station is at?
They're looking for us.
Where is that at?
I don't know.
Ah.
I don't know.
I was on the telephone and they're looking for me.
Oh, yeah?
They're looking for him?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You guys have got to finish this.
You have to get out.
I was
Street picture, yeah
I can't fucking believe it. I genuinely can't
Hey, you know what Messi does?
Messi did the same, Messi did the same.
Hey, just watch Ronaldo getting the Moral.
Just watch Ronaldo getting, you want to see a full performance?
I'll tell you this much.
Happy Messi's in that.
I'm going to make a bet.
If Ronaldo does it, if Ronaldo does it,
if Ronaldo does it, score tomorrow, I'll go live
and say Messi's the greatest of all time
and he's better than Ronaldo.
We can shake on it.
We can shake on it.
Hey, wait, OK, but what do I get if he actually scores though?
All right, I'm gonna send him over.
He's like, if he scores, then what even,
what are you doing down there?
What do you mean I won't do nothing?
What?
Come on, he gon' sit.
Fuck!
Why the fuck is it so hot in here?
I don't know.
It feels like hell with you.
I don't remember being this hot.
Yo, we got a spot, a new station.
We got a spot one.
Is that a hell of a chopper?
Oh, what?
But Marla's here.
They got an escort us again.
Yo, bro, you on your set or not?
I don't know about the other.
I do, I do.
Oh, okay, I'll go.
I'll go.
Holy shit!
I think that's the worst thing about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm only fucking a helipopter for a second.
I'm not blind.
Nigga, a helipopter.
A helipopter.
Fun and game.
When the helipopter gets you, nigga.
Escort! Who's that?
That's us right there.
Nega! Nega! Nega!
Oh!
That's the lady on the skid helicopter.
Oh yeah.
I don't think I'm getting on a helicopter for a long time.
I think in 2030, I'm gonna be the starting striker for South Korea in Japan fucking for every nation.
Bro, they're saying here in Washington.
Did you just say soaking?
No.
Did you just say fucking soaking?
No.
I'm just saying, of course, you can take a photo, bro.
Big New York ship, brother.
Hey, where are you from?
All right.
Venezuela.
Argentina.
Oh, Argentina.
Oh, shit.
Vamos.
You're not going to ask mom like this?
Estoy emocionando.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Yes, that's right.
Well, Vietnam, but born in Argentina.
I guess you weren't fucking born in Argentina.
Yeah, of course, it's good.
You were born in China.
China.
Dude, I can't believe it.
Oh, sure.
I don't know what's it for
What's it mean?
What does it tell them?
No, this stadium is built weird
Okay, sir
Yeah, this stadium is built weird
I don't think there's any TV stations here
Oh my God, a crocodile
Yeah, look
Hey, boys, boys
I know a lot of shortcut people
A little what?
I know a lot of shortcut
What's your shortcut?
I'm still with you, build a human bridge
Okay
I'm not going over to make a lot of shortcuts
What the fuck is up with that?
And then what bro?
And then we fucking break our fucking ankles.
And we break our fucking ankles, we can never play ball again.
So one thing about athletes, I can do shit like that.
Non-athletes, these two fucking shots, they be shit.
I fucking guess.
Fucking ballish.
What's the most dangerous thing in Orleton?
Shut the fuck up.
Absolutely nothing, you understand?
Probably the guns.
Open carry and whatnot.
They said they're gonna be rockin' around with this fuckin' gate gate.
De lo mundo?
De lo mundo!
What the fuck is this?
The stadium's weird, bro, like this.
I suppose it's head to the next one?
Yeah, get it.
So getting an Uber from here is gonna be very big or not.
Uh, let's find out what's gonna happen.
Everything in Texas is 20 away.
That's you?
Yes.
Oh, you're mad.
They say gate 8 bro. Gate 8. Gate 8. Gate 8. Where's gate 8?
Where's gate 8?
Gate 8 is that way.
Excuse me, you know where gate 8 is?
Yeah, gate 8.
I don't know.
What's going on?
You gotta go. Come here. Come on.
Where you trying to get to? Gate 8 is that way.
Hey, you can do this corner.
You can take a left, right?
Yeah. You gotta cross the up side of this thing.
Thank you so much.
Hold on. Give me a second. Give me a second.
Hold on. Give me one second.
I'm not screaming. What's up?
No, I wasn't able to. Yeah, I'm fortunate.
Yeah, hold on. I'll be right back. I'm a Little Bitch.
Runnin, runnin, nigga, runnin, nigga.
Get that fuckin' move in there, fuckin' Anthony.
Fuckin' Anthony, fuckin' Anthony.
Fuckin' Anthony.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm a messy.
Fuckin' non-bastic.
Come on, move me, move me, bitch, can you?
Non-bastic? Come on.
Are you a bitch, or not?
Wait, wait, left or right? Or straight?
Hey, hey, here's fucking a lot of us.
All I'm seeing is like a four-to-twos we see.
What are we doing?
I don't know.
Left, left, left.
Left, left.
Ah.
Ah.
Come on.
Doing our cardio, boys.
For next trestle admin charity match.
Oh
Yeah, telemundo, telemundo, telemundo, nahi nchole
Vamos Argentina
He's not on the air yet.
He's not on the air yet.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They didn't air, Ashley.
They didn't air.
No, no, no, no, no, brother.
If you're not, I-
Push the bait!
Push the bait for the exacti-
Wait, wait, wait!
Back, back, back!
He said wait.
He said wait.
Come back.
Come back, honey.
You
I
I'm her guard.
Let's go.
That is insane, bruh.
No, wait, wait.
I think I'm good on this.
Are you?
Yeah, I'm good.
Is there no cut out on the top, right?
Yeah, you're good.
You're good.
It should be fine.
Yo, it's 60 switch.
Are we back?
Yeah, we're back.
We're back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I won't believe what happened to this nigga, bruh.
Oh, wait.
They couldn't see it.
They couldn't see any guy.
see any guy because I was recording it. I trolled. I've been telling Marlon and Jason they're not going to fuck with me.
They're not going to fuck with me.
I don't know, when did it come for y'all? Because I was talking to the guy before they went live, bro.
And then they went live and they completely ignored me. And they switched to another Argentinian.
I don't think that bro, like, said there was two of us,
Tyson and Jay was the first one to find the mic
and they didn't even give me the mic
to just screw it for the other two people
and Jason was behind it, isn't it?
And no, he goes live as soon as Jason's done rapping.
As soon as Jason's done rapping, he goes
and just inserts another person.
Yeah, no.
Why, you, you put it on your phone?
Yeah, but now it's floating, like, I couldn't record it.
It's this part.
I'm sorry, later.
It's this part where he just kind of,
really give you the mic he kind of he kind of like he's kind of just going
oh yeah something he says you let him guard the mic first of all guys Mike and
then he just kind of like okay nigga you talking I'm just gonna ignore you
I'm gonna just ignore you go somewhere else yeah if you're just here like you
know what I mean but it was worse it was worse like this big a jason was like in
his face or the last big yuck fall right
They don't fuck with me, bro. I'm just trying to support the message, bro, message to school too, it's crazy.
Where do we get it from?
Oh, they don't fuck with me. No, it's okay. I told you, though. I told you, nigga.
Why the fuck are they going to air an Asian man with an Argentinian shirt when they got
Mili?
You know what I mean?
I am Argentinian.
Yes, right?
What is this?
I am telling you, when these niggas use, I am going to be yelling the loudest.
I don't give a fuck.
That's what we are supposed to do.
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck!
No!
This is a Barboury.
Wait, you look familiar.
Are you famous?
Yes.
Is this famous?
No.
It looks famous.
I think when the uh, it's okay JJ. It's okay, man. It's okay
Okay
No, but you you weren't even saying that then that but you're good. It's not even your fault. I promise. It's not your fault
Now it's not your fault, bro
I'm here for you.
I'm here for you.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
No, you're good.
And Chassane overreaction killed it?
Brother, what?
We've been loud in every nation.
Overreaction?
I'm not in a world fucking cut.
What do you mean?
Brother, I'm screaming.
What?
That's just one.
Brother, we've overreacted and gotten more love because we've had more energy.
Maybe I got Huang guy.
I probably got Huang guy.
Sunnyban?
Sunnyban?
Yeah, what's good?
No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Touching me.
I want you, bro, it's okay.
Alright, bro.
Maybe it's all right.
That's the thing.
Did you say anything? Did you try to say anything?
There's nothing to say there.
They looked at me and they just looked right away.
So, like, I knew if I...
If you're not doing it, I'm not doing it.
No, give me your phone.
Yeah.
As soon as, as soon as they were looking,
as soon as they were looking at you like you were crazy,
like as soon as they were looking at you like you were crazy,
I knew like nigga, I don't want to be in no interview with it.
Oh my God. Oh God. No.
They don't look at me like I was a fucking foreign, bro.
I'm in my city.
They don't, they don't.
They don't see my city.
They don't love anything unless it's white passing, passing,
bro.
You know what I mean?
We don't discriminate over a man. That's why we have a communists on chat. Amen, bro.
We're all just one together.
What?
We're fucking asking for it now.
No, don't worry though. When these niggas get knocked out, when they get knocked out,
I will be yelling. I will be lit. I will be everywhere.
Matter of fact, I want to go to the game they get knocked out.
I want to go to that fucking game because I will be...
You want to stop by a Vaz and then go to the Nessalon because the Nessalon, like, 5-point-5,
we can wash up and get that wash up and change.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to go straight to that.
Nah, we can go straight to that.
I'm sure we'll go straight to the Nessalon.
I think that's the player, but I'm not making sure messy, oh my god, that's not good, messy.
This nigga said, yeah, you see, you need, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, brother, it's okay.
No, see, you're going insane, it's okay, it's okay.
The player that is not messy
That is not messy brother
Probably not everybody's walking
Oh shit, oh shit, okay, you don't got a ticket out of my boy, bro
You don't got a ticket out of my boy
It's okay man, we're on a trip.
How did the chat know it was KK?
How did they know it was KK?
Do you understand bro? The chat knows everything.
That's it.
I found everything good.
Pretty.
Just take a look at that.
Hey.
Let me see if we can get some cookies from here.
Vamos, Argentina.
Oh, wait.
One person was spamming.
Hey.
I don't know who the fuck came here.
Jesus.
Oh my god, bro.
We have to go all the way back.
I don't know.
We can go through like a traffic light or something.
Hold on, hold on.
We're not going all the way back on every day.
I love this stuff.
Oh my god, bro.
No, no, no.
Change the pick up point, Thunderbike.
No, look.
You see?
So we have to walk away?
That means we have to walk all the way to...
We just want a little footer bro.
Hey, we're right over here, we're right over here.
Yeah, just put the cup in and let us in.
Yugi's showing it, brother. It's pumped.
Bro, we're showing this every...
BANG!
This thing is showing this!
The door is open!
Oh, you're not showing it?
That's okay
That's okay
I'm showing the phone!
I'm showing the phone dude!
I suppose I put the two spots straight down
Okay, it's okay
You ready boys?
I'm gonna miss, I'm gonna miss
I'm gonna miss, I'm gonna miss
Carlon!
Oh, I'm not recording
I think I'm getting like a heat stroke no no you're okay. You're good, bro
This is literally every single day outside picking up cans trying to recycle
That literally works at a nail salon that's literally like not in business
Wait, when they open their nail salon
Nice whip, boys
Oh my god it's hot as well. It's hot as f**k. Hot as f**k.
Oh my god, hellcat, Marvin.
Hey man, just be hellcat.
What the f**k?
Hi, hi, nice to see you.
You're welcome.
I honestly still cannot believe what happened.
That was beautiful. But in the after the game, it's just bullsh**.
Everybody has it.
Hey, honestly, I get told you actually get it a little bit.
Yeah.
This is OK.
Hey, that has looked to me like I'm a fucking like a sink.
Bro, listen, sometimes the world is cruel for us, you know what I'm saying?
And everyone's not perfect, you know what I'm saying?
Well, we got each other.
We're like a bunch of different things.
Damn, man.
My airline, man.
Same because you were a lark, but I don't even think it's because you're a lark, man.
I think I'm just a lark, bro.
I
Don't
Know
Y'all are gonna meet my mom and my aunties yes, right is this we got a whole family dinner in a couple hours
But first we're gonna go meet them on camera
No, wait, can we go to like there's a program your vibe?
Let's give him gifts for that ass.
Alright bro, let's give him gifts.
Yeah, that's actually a great shot.
Can I get you a momma, like, at least flowers?
Yes, yes, yes.
Why do you want to get his momma flowers, sis?
I don't want to do that. Not you.
We're here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But in the stadium, this dude was like, you know what I mean?
And he said, that guy's your mom.
He's like, come on, bro.
It's like, certain things.
He's like, he's already been through his three strikes, like, surely, right?
Like, oh, bro.
Come on, bro.
He's getting bikes on him.
I
Don't know how
So back to the day and you had a mustache
How do Argentinians I don't care I really don't care all that's all the Argentines in the chat. I really don't give a fuck
No, no, no, no, you got to call out all the Argentinians because they think that I give a fuck
you're not his thing, he's his thing
you gotta hate love
you know what it is?
are you gonna hate love?
no, if you're gonna cut him up, people are monkey, I'm gonna get on their ass
there you go
there's a reason Speed was crying whenever they scored
what?
like what?
I'll cry
I hate watching too
Yeah, let's push the ported one down.
Arsenal jersey? It is an Arsenal jersey, man.
How come I feel like?
Soccer is your bullet.
Dude.
Oh, shit.
Love the jersey, man. Hopefully Arsenal is next time.
But good league win, bro.
I feel like Arsenal hate watching, bro.
No, had to. Had to, bro. It's just...
Let's just...
Niga, hear this Niga go, you're a barcifist.
What's going on bro, like that ass?
America not being the center of attention is by calling everybody racers, yo-ing.
No, no, no, if you open Twitter, I just put a guy on.
Brother, if you...
Alright, I'm not calling you.
No, if you sit down...
I'm in my head!
Sit down if you sit down and say Arch, you know what I'm not gonna say that right now dude
You know what you're right
Let's just go beat me mad bad how do you say auntie in Vietnamese?
Go go go be mad bad
This is actually very important moment
I know.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
Y'all dad's about to meet my family so please don't fuck that.
I'm gonna go to the police.
Look, right here is the biggest spot.
I'm gonna get 900 feet away.
Okay.
We should wait at the traffic light.
We should walk up to them.
Walk up to them, no?
Yeah, just walk up to the car.
So we didn't have to wait there.
We didn't have to wait there.
Yeah.
We didn't have to wait there.
I'll just keep walking down there.
What's up?
Yeah, hello.
What is wrong?
She texted me like, yo.
Wait, where are you?
I am meeting?
No?
Is that not?
You'll be like, oh meeting.
Okay.
Okay
You see you see you see no no no cuz cuz no you know how to say zin chow you
It's in town not hot
Oh
Drop the metal spoon on the ground you fucking bitch
Bitch!
Wait, okay, what are some good gifts?
Bro, let's go to the Kroger and just get flowers and fruits.
Flowers and fruits, okay.
It's got fruits, right?
Yeah, come on, quick. I gotta go after them.
Oh, someone's taking it?
Yeah.
Mmm, mmm.
Someone's taking it?
Okay.
I think he just wanted a hug.
She's a princess.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
On the floor.
Oh.
You're supposed to be on the floor.
Shout out on the floor.
I think I'm not the only one.
I think I'm the only one who came to the spot over there.
You think so?
Who said I was supposed to come?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
What's up, bro?
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
He's still being pushed.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I think I know more Spanish than I think I know I think you troll around yeah
I think so too I'm not sure what that he knows more Spanish he's shaped no more
fan thing things
because you troll you troll a lot
well you know it that's not even the worst part like the worst part was when
you were there just sitting like he was like yeah he's just looking at you like
That's the but but you're good, bro. I don't know why he was I don't know. I was bringing energy
Maybe cuz he wasn't on the air yet, but then you went on the air
Where are you walking bro
What are you doing?
What are you genuinely doing, bro?
What are you and my genie doing?
I'm watching you and me today.
You're about to be who?
Me day is him.
Me day is me.
Me day is who, Jack?
Me day means black American.
What?
Yeah.
I think Martin is incapable of learning any type of language, bro.
I don't say... no I don't say that yesterday
Coo, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co...
Coo, co, co, co, co
Cinch o co
Cinch o co
Marlin me den
Where we going?
Yeah, where we going?
Nega, walk walk bitch
Walk
co
Ewww
And how you say beautiful?
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
I
Am Marlin and here's some beautiful flowers for you on see like god
You don't have it let the flowers do the talking
That us I think that's why you stand in there. I'm not gonna log so he was never coming it's a VN. It's a VN
Last year I was straight, this year now I'm gay, brand new BMW, you know what I mean, gay babe.
You okay buddy?
No, get your, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Yeah, you guys are sweating a lot too.
Jay, you're not sweating as much as I thought, on the face.
He's on his phone.
Is that him? Is that your wife?
I'm about to check in this dude.
Oh you better check in.
You better be like yo, you gotta check in.
Oh shit, oh shit, hold on, hold on.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm teaching in.
No, oh god, and that's why I fuck with you.
You're always the type of nigga to make shit shake.
I don't know if this is, I don't know if this is,
hold on, I'm gonna check.
This is it, it is me, right?
I'm gonna check this nigga, then.
Check.
What's man?
It's me.
Yeah, but why are you not the baby?
How do you love Dave Groove? We can both make a ride through?
Hell, Marlin, bro. Hell, Marlin, bro.
Nah, that doesn't matter.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
No, no, no, no. Hell, Marlin.
Marlin, you're out.
Yo, bro.
Are you out?
Go away!
I'll go to the back.
I'll go to the back.
No, I'll go to the back.
No, you can go to the back.
Okay.
Hello, sir.
Bro, look how fucking crazy I'm sweating right now, bro.
We kind of all look good. I got I'm gonna go on this
This dude look good on me, man.
No, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe profit on the brown, maybe put it on?
Oh, it's okay.
Yo, get this one.
You forgot phones, okay?
Don't lie.
What's wrong with my hand?
I'm trying to lie.
What did I tell you about your injury?
What are you trying to lie?
Yo, ain't I lost my inverse and always screwed up?
Yeah
It's not my it's not my I shouldn't have to be keeping your shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't
No, no, I don't love you
No, that's not my fault.
No, I see.
Did I not kill you?
No.
The people killed me.
Did I check it?
Yes.
You're checking my back?
Oh my God.
I'm not keeping him.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Oh my God.
No, I'm not.
I left it on the railing, I think.
I think.
I think.
You want to go back?
No.
No, I'm going to go back.
I think I didn't see a phone face down by that. Yeah, cuz I it was with the portable and I got the
Portable is I use I thought y'all we're gonna get the phone
Why is it my decision to get the phone? Why do I have to grab everything?
Because I'm because I'm trying to fix I'm trying to fix the internet. I'm trying to help you know, you so you guys
Brother why is it why why why I'm nearly checking my back pockets brother?
Nigga my asshole
No, I'm serious why is it my decision why is it my decision why is it my why is it my why do I need to take care of it
Okay, I can't I'm not I can't you get with I can't I don't have no no I can't I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I can't no touch the hand. I can't right now
Talk to the hand. I can't ever give me see you like it's not what you want to negotiate. You've lost it
Okay, they go shit
Why the phone was on the railing why you guys were making tick-tock to take photos and I was eating
I was trying to get the stream ready
Getting the stream ready. Yeah, it was on my phone. I was I was trying to I was trying to I was trying to connect it to the internet the whole time
Yeah, yeah, I was trying to help. I was also trying to record you
I was also trying to record you getting done by Telemundo because I want to hate from them too. So it's like moon, bro
Now I'm the fucking bathroom
Let's go. How about you sit with your fucking head? You tell us. We're gonna reroute to heads heads heads. I don't pay tells you pay
We can call it no, no, I'm that ass no, no, no, no, dude dude my phone go
That's our next nation
I
Think you're just upset and you're taking it down on me as if I did something about
I was switching from the Android to the fucking iPhone while our students aren't completely at all
All you have to do is put the Android in your fucking pocket. If it's so easy, why don't you do it?
If it was so damn easy, why don't you do it?
We're gonna go meet my parents bro, and now I don't even know what you're gonna meet my parents
Why? Oh, so our friendship is done because I lost your phone? Because that's your responsibility
That's your responsibility
You're actually doing fake statement right now?
Brother, brother, touch my ass, touch everything, I don't care, I have nothing
I have nothing check my other pocket. I have nothing I hate you. I hate you
Hey, fuck you
We could go back and get it
We ran a sweet
You're saying you left the Android in the suite?
We were literally recording off the Android.
I didn't leave the Android.
We were recording off the Android.
No, he said he's trolling.
He's trolling.
You're happy.
I don't think he's trolling.
Yeah, I'm good about that.
No, if you think I'm trolling, then I'm not going to negotiate with you anymore.
It F'd on the railing.
I don't know.
It F'd outside.
Oh, I remember where I put it.
Actually?
Up your ass around the corner, because I don't know where it's at.
Like the fuck, nigga?
You're trying to piss me off like genuinely you're trying to piss me off. I want to meet your parents, too
Where are you calming down bro?
You gonna come down
We are not streaming off an edge where we see my iPhone now
So let me get this straight, let me get this straight.
Why don't you answer it, yo?
You get it?
You just lost that shit, bro?
Oh, you lost my shit too, you know that?
I guess I did.
I won the best money, spent $1,200 on that.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
They locked my shit.
They locked my cards.
I got no money.
It's over.
But how far are we from here?
Bro, we're 12 minutes away from me and my mom
and all my Aussies.
Can we start?
Can we start?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Like that one I said?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But actually be real bro. I think I should ask did you ask?
Why are you saying?
Like that was a listen. That was a listen listen. They let mundo it was like it correct
That was on the Samsung then we walked out to my samsung switch to your phone is that we did so where's the samsung?
I love both of them. So you have phone?
All three samsung. Okay yours and not yours
No, you're okay. Are you fucking kidding me. I left mine in the sweet. I know that mine is in the sweet
And but it would he put his down there. I think drop there or something because I love you me
I remember I started recording him with this phone and I had his phone
No, because you were recording one of Andrew was still
Don't touch me you guys can literally touch me. I don't care. I'm a little sweaty, but it's touch me
I nearly don't have let me see let me see let me see the car right there
They got that new tag
I can tell you why you wear this f*** right now.
You talk... you know what?
Bro, you talk about how you're gonna buy flowers.
You wanna be that guy trying to say
Zinchao ema de torea.
Like, bro, you wanna talk about weird?
What? No, no.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm not...
Alright, that's racing.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm not the embarrassment in front of my phone.
Yo, he said that's racing.
That's one?
That's one?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's racing.
Number one, you're not gonna disrespect my man's mom.
You're not gonna do that.
I don't know.
literally just talk the spoon on the fucking
You don't need to do the fucking hand. Oh, that's Japanese
Okay, wait
when you walk in and you have are you gonna be like hi this my friends or
are we gonna have some awkward shit like you know I'm gonna go in there
before me that you're gonna have to get it bad like okay I do that then
I
Yes, like no bullshit. No bullshit. Okay. I bet okay
Oh
No, I know
What?
Go quick.
Sinshao, quick.
Sinshao, oh no, Sinshao, quick.
No, like this.
Sinshao, quick.
And then I'm gonna shake her hand.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Sinshao, quick.
Quick.
Okay, okay, what else y'all want to know?
But then here's where he gets awkward.
So she's gonna say what back.
Like she's gonna say what back.
She's gonna be like quick.
Ah, very handsome.
No.
No.
Nope.
She's gonna be like, she's gonna be like quick, quick.
Go quick.
Yes, then I gotta say I'm good.
They be like, quiet, quiet, quiet.
Also, quiet is good.
Quiet means good.
And how do I say thank you?
Like, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let me just say come on and sit down.
Come on, sit down.
So come on.
Oh, and you want food?
You want after food?
It'll be like.
I don't think I'll do that.
I'm not allowed.
No, no, no.
They love to get food.
That's that.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
You be like, do I?
Do I?
Do I?
Do I?
Do I?
Do I?
Fuckin Sign Language dude.
What is that gonna do?
No bro, no.
I'm not gonna say that, I'm not gonna say that.
Half that I'm trying to chill out, half that I'm not gonna say that.
But bro, so what, you don't want to get our dance done or like?
No, I'm gonna sit down.
I need my sit down.
You gotta do it for free.
No, no, I wanna pay.
No, no, no.
That's wrong.
Why am I not gonna show?
I'm not paying.
I like
He offered it free you should that's like you should be saying yo, I want to pay bro. You're the millionaire
So they don't
It's friends with me and friends with them.
Friends?
You're the fucking...
No, I'm talking about y'all, dumb ass.
Dumb ass, I'm talking about y'all.
Quick, quick, quick.
Do it, do it, do it.
Ah, it's a simple, okay.
Let me start, let me start.
Alright?
I'll go for her.
I'm back, I'm back.
You're not back, you're me.
I'm back, I'm back.
Okay.
Watch him, watch him.
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay, I'm going.
I'm going to go.
Ah, man.
Sing, sing, sing, sing.
Sing, sing, sing.
Okay, come.
Come, come, come.
Come, come, come.
Do it.
come come come
don't do it don't do it
don't do it
you brought it home bro
that's not even bad
that's not even bad
that's not even bad
that's not even bad
no it's because we both don't know
but if we both know
it's not even bad
my mom's not gonna be like
okay so let me go to you
Let me go to you. Let me go to you.
All right, ready?
Ah, man.
Uh, Zinchang. Zinchang, man.
Uh, Kweku?
Kwek, Kwek, Kwek.
Oh, Kwek, Kwek, Kwek, Kwek, Kwek.
Oh.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Don't forget. Doi, doi, doi, doi, doi, doi, doi.
Don't say that.
No, that's hungry, bro.
Ah, doi, doi, doi, doi, doi.
No, no, no, not right away.
Uh, actually, you can't, like, after,
after we talk, get to know each other a little bit,
then my mom's shy. My mom's shy.
Oh, she's having it?
Aunties, no.
But I think it's normal to speak English, though.
I'm not going to speak English.
Yeah.
English, too, bro.
But I want to respect you to do the first thing
in the beginning, so I'll give you a go.
All right.
Xinchao, come.
Que.
Come, que.
Ah, come, come, come.
No?
Nigga, come on.
Or do it, do it, do it.
How do you say I'm good?
I forgot.
Nigga.
Que.
Que.
Que, que, que.
So, so, Que.
Quack means like good. Quack means good.
I'm overthinking now, bro.
It's the same, bro. Like quackom means how are you?
You just respond with quack.
Oh, quack.
Quack.
Yeah.
OK, OK, OK.
Xin chao ma?
No, man.
Man?
Oh, you hear my tune?
Xin chao ma?
Quackom.
Quackom, quackom.
Quack, quack, quack.
Oh, so it's quack, quackom.
That's like how you do it.
How do you do it?
I
Know okay, so down a little like three things that's pretty bad
Thank you is come on come on
Wait makes you remember come come come come
Wait wait wait wait wait wait before you say boys it
Fuck hold on
Ah
I was thinking like it's super good.
Rice and Vietnamese is cold.
So cold, bullshit.
You telling me I gotta go up to buy and say I want cum, bro?
How do you even do that?
Come, come, come.
Come, come.
Can I please have some cum?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
You gotta have a lot of ice on it.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
If you really want me fancy with it,
come on you, which means that you're not.
Oh, that sounds fine.
I like that better.
Hey, back, back.
Come on you.
Come on you.
Yeah?
Come on you.
Come on you.
Is that actually true?
I'm not even talking to this.
Come on you.
Come on you.
Come on you.
That means to me.
That means like, thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, right?
Thank you very much.
Okay, so I'm going to just take it.
Very much.
How's it, then?
Come on you.
Come on you.
There it is, new.
New.
Come on you, come on you.
Yes, absolutely perfect.
Sing chow.
Sing chow, welcome.
There you go.
Sing chow, welcome.
Welcome.
Come here, come here.
Come on, come on.
Come on you, come on you.
There you go.
There you go.
Good job.
Good job.
What do you think they come to eat?
What if they are hungry?
I think they can see that they are hungry.
They like eat or something.
Yeah, they like eat.
Yeah, they like eat.
So, let's do a little switcheroo boys.
Yeah, let's go right.
No, I don't know what to do.
No, we are going to get here.
We are going to come.
We are going to come.
We are going to come.
Come, come, come
How do you say that?
Queakum kum
Come, you say queakum
Queakum?
I know queakum is good
I know what they say before me
I have to speak to them, right?
They go queakum
And I'm going to go back by queakum
But I want to say back to them
Queakum kum
What's up?
What's up?
You be like
Queakum kum
So if it's a dude
If it's a dude, you say ju-kwe-com.
Ju-kwe-com.
Ju-kwe-com.
Now if it's a lady, you say go-go-kwe-com.
Go-go-kwe-com.
Ju-kwe-com.
Ju-kwe-com.
And go-go-ju-kwe-com.
I had it getting blown up.
It's so similar, bro.
Ju-kwe-com.
Or go-go-kwe-com.
Go-kwe-com.
Come here bro, come come here.
Let's go fuck yourself, seriously bro.
Come come here.
No, I don't remember.
Wait, sing chan come come here.
They're actually doing pretty good.
Yeah, y'all are doing really good.
Sing chan come come here.
Alright, alright.
Oh, that's good.
Alright.
Sing chan come come here.
Now, you can say, you know deaf guy.
Deaf guy means pretty, deaf chai means handsome.
Also, is deaf chai, deaf guy.
Like, deaf chai is a guy.
Deaf guy is good.
Okay, so is deaf chai, deaf guy.
No, I'm not that guy. That guy would be like your mom.
That try is not. No, no, that try.
That try is not that try.
That try?
Yeah, I wouldn't be like that try. Like I wouldn't say that.
What's that try? Handsome?
That try is handsome.
And that try is beautiful.
That guy is beautiful.
And then that try is the opposite.
That try is handsome.
Look, what about that try?
No, ugly. Ugly is so walk.
So walk?
So that's the video.
I can give you some noodles to say not to spill.
No no no we shouldn't even put no no no no no.
Don't say it.
Don't say it, dooh man.
No.
Don't put it in my mind.
No.
You say dooh man and me is motherfucker.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
I'm just, I'm thinking about it now.
I'm just, no no no.
Get it out of my head.
Uh, sit down man.
Don't mind.
No.
No no no no.
No.
Don't put it in.
That's what I'm saying.
No, if you say that it's over, that's what you're not saying.
That's what you're not saying.
No, you say that it's over.
That's what you're not saying.
I know.
That's what you're not saying.
That's what you should not say, of course, you know what I mean?
So, let's not put that in our head, okay?
Okay, and if you want to talk, you can try and be like, so luck.
Oh, you're saying that in the left.
In the left?
No, I'm gonna beat you. I'm gonna beat you too.
I'm gonna walk in and I'm saying,
I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna walk in and I'm saying,
I'm gonna walk in and I'm saying,
I'm gonna walk in and I'm saying,
If everybody laughs at the joke, you don't understand the dope of me and I get off of that.
I'm gonna be late all day.
Girl, girl, you made my parents, my aunties laugh.
I got one auntie that's funny as hell.
Bro?
She'll laugh at literally everything, bro.
And that's how you know you're in the family.
So I'll show her laugh at everything I'm saying.
I mean, it depends, bro.
I can show her, she'll laugh.
It depends, bro.
I'm gonna have to make her laugh, obviously.
Alright, alright, alright. Restart, restart.
Alright. Zing chow.
Zing chow.
Zing chow.
Can I come?
Sorry, Si farmers.
Oh, quick, quick, quick.
D diving.
D diving.
He's tough, he's tough, he's tough.
All right, I'm on them all.
OK, Si farmers.
Good luck.
Good luck?
Go on, go on, go on.
Good luck.
Marlon, Si farmers.
Marlon, Si farmers.
Marlon is very...
What?
So what.
I can't remember that.
So what.
So what.
So what.
So what.
So what.
So what.
You're like, you're laughing at that.
come come i'm not controlling that that means i'm on rice okay okay i'm on calm okay yeah okay
they don't know i come with thank you so much it's um right come on come on come on come on come on
you oh new come on you come on you make their back okay come on you back come on you come on
you come on you back yeah yeah seems like wake up so what numb why are you writing down you
You're gonna try what he did.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't remember it.
Thank you very much.
Come on you.
But like, come on you.
Come on you.
Ah, man.
Come on you.
Oh!
Hit it.
That's good.
You got done with the nails.
Come on you.
Me, me, come on you.
Yeah, hey, you.
OK, OK.
Well, you're not flirting.
Come on you, like, you're not saying that.
Come on you?
No, you're not.
You're not angry.
Come on you.
No.
Now what you doing?
Now what you doing?
I'm trying to.
That's right.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
No, you got to say it.
You got to say it.
So it's like, come on you.
Like that, like you.
Come on, come on.
Come on you.
No, no.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's super weird.
That's just a weird thing.
This thing is so weird.
I'm here.
I'm not going to say everything.
Come on, come on here.
Wait, sir, can you drop us off by the Alberson?
My chance?
Thank you so much.
Come on here.
Sinshao, come on.
Come here, come here.
Sinshao, come here.
Come here, come here.
I have a huge reason.
No, no, no.
Sinshao, come here.
That's the imprecentest thing if you write it down.
I'll link it in your read.
Sinshao, come here.
Come here, come here.
Come on here.
Yes, thank you.
Oh, thank you very much.
Come on, come on, come on here.
Okay, okay, how do you say how do you say I want rice? Oh, yes, you can say it you say I won't
May I want some I want come come come come come come come come come come come come come come
Yes, yes, yes, yeah
Say how are you? Uh
All right, hi, how are you? Uh, is he ciao? Uh, come quick. No welcome welcome welcome
Fuck you
Yeah, you know we're all right here. Thank you, sir
I
Was so nervous I'm not getting them. I just got lucky that I was like just enter the muscle
No, no, no, that one actually you memorize that one out of everything like
We're good
We're going to have this is first and then we go
You gotta get gifts
Yeah, no
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Didn't get my let's get father's day possible. Oh, she pops my dad doesn't need anything
Are you fucking kidding me? That's we we are we are eating for tonight, bro
No, I'm not even trolling that's not even best
No, we should be at the end
Okay, good
Something on my mind
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
I just said that
Delete that out of your backpack
That's not even a first thing
Okay, how do you say it?
Thank you very much
Oh, us
Wait, thank you very much
Come on, you
Come on, you
There you go
Oh, yes
Oh, thank you
Thank you, man
Yes
Yes
It's not gonna be nice
It's not gonna be nice
It's not gonna be nice
It's not gonna be nice
It's gonna be nice
I
Excuse me for my dad. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, no, no wrong guy wrong guy
No, no, no
No, no wrong guy wrong guy
Why you walk away like this out there's not a greatest city of ever
Bro, come on be proud of where you from bro. Yo, no way. Just won't wait you just disrespect the only
He's like, yeah, you right
Funny if you got my dad some hair products as he's bald
But if you post a picture with me my father and the caption is brutalized I'm going to
Sub-bots on the map.
There's an inspiration in the other room.
Oh, they don't got speed drivers.
It's okay.
Alright, I'll set them up.
Alright, wait. Maybe...
Batteries?
Batteries?
Duck.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you a debris?
Debris.
Debris.
My dad came fucking walk, bro.
Oh, cortisol.
Everybody needs a little bit of this.
Um...
Um, bro, they don't have school drivers at all.
They don't, bro.
I don't think.
Maybe gift card, bro.
Gift card.
Gift card?
OK, you give it up.
But like, bro, add some shit to the visa, bro.
Let's do a prepaid.
I'm going to give it up.
Is he a left-leaf also?
Is he a left-leaf also?
No, yeah, no, no, no.
That's all.
I'm a sensitive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did.
We're going to get some Coke for the function tonight.
A little, a little, like, spray for the function.
So you're going to cook it.
Combine, Jake?
Jake, spray?
Sprite, yeah, Sprite's good.
A little bit of Sprite maybe?
No, bro, you can't get these, bro.
This is gonna be a thunder hit, bro.
I mean, let's get two maybe?
Don't get the minis, bro.
No, no, no, too much sugar, too much sugar.
Right here, right here.
Zero, zero, zero, zero, Sprite's zero.
Oh, geez, everywhere.
It is new.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, a little bit red in the side.
I gotta get out of style.
Gotta get out of style.
Come on, come on, come on.
Dude, they don't drink, right?
Nah, they don't drink.
Why are you laughing, man?
I'm scared for y'all.
I'm scared for y'all.
Dude, I'm not nervous.
I'm nervous, but I'm nervous to sit.
I'm good at what?
Do you think we're Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar,
they walk into these situations in fairness?
Yeah, for sure.
I've been bracing.
If you go mad, it goes mad.
He's going to be great. He's going to be great soon.
Go, go, go!
Come on, come on.
My client is here.
Come, come, come.
She's going to say,
welcome, welcome.
Yes, yes, yes.
Marlon, you have a nice sense.
Oh, look. You can do some type of...
You can do some type of...
Wait, 60 switch to the Android?
Switch to the Android.
Yeah.
money
This is Andrew. Yo, Jay. I'm gonna sit at your home time. That's it. Like you saying
Oh
Yeah, wait no no no individual individual individual individual
Wait, do you have happy father's day balloons or is that yesterday?
Oh
It is it is it is where top left
Is
No, is that father's day
Wait, where's the same happy father's day it's a ball
No, no, it's fine. Just just this is good
Oh, welcome.
Uh, Yugi Marlin, Jason only friend.
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
Welcome.
All right.
I'm good.
Welcome.
That's pretty good, pretty good.
I think you come.
What?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
I was going to say, come, come his rice, but come on.
Oh, come on.
Thank you.
Come on, you.
Come on, you.
Come on, you.
No, I'm a little terrible.
Yeah, I'm a little, I might have to get a hotel tonight, boys.
What do you mean?
No, no, bro.
Where are the family?
Trust, man.
Trust, man.
Coming to you?
Look, I write it the way it sounds.
So for me, this sounds like
Sinche, que, come, que, que.
Coming to you.
So what come?
Doi doi.
Like you gotta write that be reason.
I guess I am.
Like you gotta go.
When you're fucking dope, fucking.
Like guys, I'm gonna fuck with you.
I love you, bro.
No, I go like, I go like,
You if any of y'all make the whole family laugh is y'all y'all y'all part of the family y'all part of the family
Like joking my family is joking
No, no y'all both come sanctioned but but but he might become more liked
He'll be coming around more. What I'm probably gonna die soon. Whoa
So we talking about
What is it today the Monday get it all there
If there's probably no customers also they might just leave early
So we say so because because the shop is usually dead
Yeah, but but they don't need to work they just go because they need something
Just see that right there, and I'm shoddy
What are you doing?
What are you doing bro?
See?
Look at that.
I'm gonna face my mom.
I'm gonna see if she's at the shop.
I don't know.
I'll be back.
I'm back.
What's up, bitch?
Wait, yeah, wait, man, man, uh, don't we need a salon, huh?
Okay, work, work, work on the way, on the way, on the way.
I haven't eaten yet, but I'm going to the market now.
I'm going to the market now.
Where are you going?
Where are you going now?
Yes, on the way, okay?
I'm going to the market now.
Okay.
Alright, love you, bye.
Bye, love you.
Alright, give him the heads up.
We're good.
Oh
Holy shit here it is. Wait, where's my dad's gift?
You gave my dad for breeze are you dead ass, baby?
Are you dead ass?
Hi bro, hey listen, left, left, it's right here bro, it's right here, are you ready?
Okay, I'm gonna be watching bro. I'll be watching y'all
Okay, man, I'll say hi behind the camera, but I'm gonna introduce y'all, okay
Here's game time boys. It's game time
No, you can be confident, bro, I don't want to lead stores
here we go boys remember bro remember yeah I got this okay
we part of you part of the win family you part of the win families make a good
impression literally this store right here upcoming upcoming upcoming right
here here it is wait wait wait don't let them see through the window don't see
I
Ready I'm gonna open the door and y'all just follow behind me, okay?
Hello
Hello wait
Hello, it's my friend Marlin
This is my friend my friend
Yes, family reunion, man.
We made it.
Wait, wait, come on, come on.
Keep saying it, keep saying it.
Back up, back up.
Back up, back up, back up.
Back up, back up, back up.
Hey, you got a point on it.
Go back now.
You haven't crossed that.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
You need some luck, love.
Some luck, love.
So, wow, so what's that?
Ha ha ha ha, so what's that?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, oh!
There we go, Joe.
That's my auntie right there.
Welcome.
Oh, welcome.
Welcome.
Come on, guys. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Oh, my God!
We're coming.
Oh my god, we are back. We are so back.
Oh, my auntie, my other auntie right here.
She's speaking really good English.
She's speaking really good English.
It's for you.
Oh, Beth, Beth, this is for you.
This is for you.
Oh, thank you so much.
I'm on you.
I'm taking my dad's from freezing fruits.
And from breeze.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You're part of the family now!
Do it! Do it! Do it! No, no! No, no! No, no!
No, no. No, no, no, no!
Umm... do it, do it! Do it!
Oh! Do it! Do it! Do it!
No, no, no!
Don't do that to him
Don't do that to him
Wait, what do you want to eat?
I want to come
Wait, what do you want to eat?
I want to come
Come early
Come early
I'll go
He's sitting
You see, see, see, see, see.
Come on, come on, far, come on, far.
Yes.
Come on, come on, far.
Come on, come on, far.
Come on, far, come on, far.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, now come on, come on.
Alright, be back, be back.
Yeah.
It's alright.
It's so nice
I grew up here
So you want to ask Chad to get nails done?
Are you sure you want to do it?
We can do it
I feel bad though
I feel bad
Masking them?
Yeah
Nah, I didn't feel bad
It's fine, it's fine
Okay?
It's okay, it's okay
I feel bad
Okay, that's fine
No, you're like
He's like
La Nail de Compact
The front of my house
the front of my house
the front of my house
You were talking?
Yes
You were talking?
I was talking
I was talking
the front of my house
You were talking?
Yes
Ah yes
The mountains
He said too much, he said too much
New where?
New where?
Flowers huh?
Jason told us to get it, Jason said a lot
So do I a lot
So what?
So what?
So what?
What's your name?
It's not Zywek.
It's Zywek.
Ah.
It's Zywek, Mom.
Oh, yeah.
Zywek?
No!
Oh, yeah, it's Zywek.
Jesus, it's Zywek, Mom.
Hey, man, man, man.
Zywek, Zywek, Zywek.
Oh, yeah.
It's Zywek.
It's Zywek.
It's Zywek.
It's Zywek.
It's Zywek.
It's Zywek.
Oh, hell no.
She's just saying to everybody there.
There you go.
Look.
You're on the set?
Zywek.
Zywek.
How old are you?
I'm the youngest
How old are you?
I am a family member
A family member?
A family member
Do you have a laptop?
Yes
A laptop?
A laptop
Oh, that's right
I have a laptop
You can't call me that
I can just be y'all too, I'll record
Sure?
Yeah, I'm gonna get the angles
Me, I have gel
Do you have gel?
Yeah, gel
Oh, gay
No, no, no, no, no, me, like women
No, no, gay, no, gay
No, no, we like women, we like women.
Hey, hey boys, take a seat, man.
Yeah, welcome to the Wynn family, guys.
No, it's okay.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yes, the Wynn family, like, this is horrible.
Like, having a shop like this is fine.
Yeah, I love it.
I'm gonna grab it
I'm gonna grab it
I got you
I got you
Yeah, I got you bro
I keep teaching you how to say it
and then y'all gotta get y'all another
y'all talk tomorrow
Go ahead
Go ahead
Go ahead
I gotta go back to my notes
Coming new
Come and get me a cup of milk, please.
You're such a weirdo, not a shaggy.
Tell me how to do that.
Oh, my God.
Why don't you sit over here, and I'll help you?
Oh, it's so hot.
It's hot.
It's hot.
Hey, help me with that.
Hey, do you have a kitchen here?
Yeah.
Oh, I already see hot.
Oh, it's hot.
It's hot.
It's hot.
It's hot, hot, hot.
It's hot.
It's hot, hot, hot.
I don't know what I am, I don't know what I'm doing
No, no, I did it, I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Okay
Wait, so you're James, all your aunties?
I guess I'm all aunties, not here
Oh
All the family
Ah, yeah basically
Basically all the family
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
I don't know what I'm talking about
You're James, you're a bit of a bum
A little bit
Jill?
I don't know
I don't know
Wait, question
What?
Question
I got Jill, yeah, I know
No, wait, is Jill gay?
Go home
No, it's not, no, no.
No, it's not a bidet.
Oh, I don't know if that's a good word to say.
It's a bidet.
Bidet? Is that gay?
A bidet, gay.
I think so, yeah.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Yeah, you are. Get in. Oh my God, everybody laugh.
Come on, come on, bro. I can't, bro.
I'm in bed.
Who are you? No, no, no, come on.
come on bro that's not how you do it bro bro okay what do you want to say
I don't know
Oh my god
Bro, you know
Bro, that's the only way friends for you right now. Yeah, you're friends for me. Yeah
Oh
No, it's okay
I need I need to do the cameras
Oh
How do you say I like the shop?
Ah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I wonder what it sounds like.
Yeah, it sounds like you probably heard it.
I don't know.
It sounds like you probably heard it.
I don't know.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm a customer.
You just, yeah I know, it's a lot right now.
Apologies.
I actually needed it so bad, not in front of me, you know.
You ever get your nails done here?
Yeah, yeah.
You need to face it.
I do need to face it, but I'm good now.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
Doi, doi, bang, doi, bang.
Doi bung?
Doi bung.
Doi bung means I'm hungry.
Oh, come on.
What do you say?
Come on, come on. Come on, what, come on, what?
Amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen.
Yo, bro, are you dead ass? Are you serious?
Oh, coconut cream wafers.
Oh, coconut cream.
They dead ass love Marlin.
Yeah, I would run.
Or Chiang Chiang.
Oh, make some, make a laugh or something.
No, what do you want to say?
I don't know what to say.
You like it, you like it.
You like messy?
Yeah.
Oh, he said he saw the penalty, he saw he saw the penalty, ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
outside the box, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, my God, really? How should a family get in there?
First up, we get in there. Huh? Just?
Oh, I'm just like, oh my God. Just pay me. Just pay me.
Oh, my God, you gotta laugh. Oh, my God. You sit. You sit.
What do you say? What do you say? Come on.
You sit. You sit. You sit.
mmm
come on, let me
mmmmmm
mmmmmm
let me
mmmmm
hmm
hmmm
can we get a bag of this one like you said later?
about good
about good
get my dad out
get my dad out
hmmm
he asked if you want to do your feet
Oh, how do you say?
I'm very ticklish
How do you say ticklish?
No, I said this thing in practical
Say it again?
This is foul
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Foul and everything
Yeah, exactly, honestly that
Do you want to or no?
I mean, I'm not ticklish, bro
It's up to you, bro
You want to?
What about him?
I'm not gonna lie, huh?
Come on, I'll
Come on, look at you
Wait, do you want to do it or not?
No, if it log is to stream or a diverse stream,
then I'll have the time to say it.
Yeah, it's good.
Come on, let me in.
More speed or scary?
No, bro.
You will only get the worst speed off, right?
Yeah, you'll get more speed off.
Yeah, because you play football.
No, fags.
You guys are feminine, right?
No, no, I got mainly feet.
I got mainly feet.
Oh wow, wow, y'all really part of the family land in Maine now, wow
Nobody's been in there down there now, since you're here
Uh uh, uh uh, no one bro, y'all that is the first, I'm not even trolling
Oh, what do y'all say, what do y'all say?
What do y'all say, what do y'all say, what do y'all say?
Okay, there's some real Vietnamese, there's some real Vietnamese shit
Oh, thank you
You like it or not?
You like it or not?
Panthe... yeah yeah yeah
Yeah?
Dou Xanh
Fin min min
It's hot
Mmm
It's good
Oh
It's good
It's hot
It's good
Mmm
Huh?
It's hot outside
Right
Mmm
It's good
It's really good
It's good
It's good
She just fed you the whole thing
Don't come back here
No no no no
No, dog.
Some water, I told you.
Some water, please.
Wow, look at them. Look at them, bro.
They're part of the winter family.
They're part of the winter family.
Yeah.
Who do you think? Wait.
One more, you want one more?
Okay, thank you.
What? We don't say thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know
What's next on the way?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Thanks, man
Stop winking at the camera, oh god, bro
What are you doing?
One thing, man
No, I heard you say it
There you are
My god, bro
This is it, yeah, this is a legendary girl
No, bro, not the song
Y'all Vietnamese now, bro
I'm serious, y'all Vietnamese
I grew it
And what language is it close to?
uh it's just it's a harsh oh no so come on
Like really like really thank you really much
Rook is like even more
You like so so much. Yeah
Giving Marlin all the attention like he's some new species for them while they're in the one you do yes
Well, you you have to talk about you can talk English to bro
No
Bro, bro, ask their names and sleep, bro. You don't even know their names, bro.
Um...
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
Dun-ki-yi
It's called thangye.
Oh, thangye.
Oh, thank you.
Thangye.
Thangbai.
Thangbai.
Oh, do you have to make it?
Let's show it to us.
Yugi.
Yugi.
Yugi.
I'll let you know exactly how I'm doing it.
Okay, okay.
Who do you like more, Marlon or Yugi?
I like you.
Same?
No, no.
They say same.
They say same.
They say same.
They say same.
I like you.
I like you.
We'll see you after dinner.
Okay.
What do you say?
How do I say, I can't wait to have dinner.
Be like, um...
I can't wait to have a...
I can't wait to...
I'm not very aware of that
No, like have a good dinner?
Yea, yea, yea
I'm sorry
Man, does Jason know a good video channel?
He doesn't
He doesn't, he doesn't
Do you want jail, huh?
Do you want jail, gay boy?
No, no jail
No, I'm just kidding, it's not gay
It's not I got you here before
There's nothing wrong being dead
Plus 30
No!
Plus 30 respect, bro.
I can't wait for the dinner.
Doi, doi, hai, hai, bạn doi.
Muốn ăn phở.
I'm gonna go back home and eat.
You want to eat phở?
Muốn ăn phở?
I've already eaten.
Where have you been?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
New.
No, sorry.
Yeah, New.
Troy, boy.
No!
Troy, boy.
Yeah.
No!
Troy!
Troy!
Are you okay, uh?
Yeah.
I'm running.
I'm running, and I'm running.
He don't know nothing.
I'm just here to ask for a new job.
Oh.
I'm not here.
I'm here.
Oh my God.
I'm not here.
Oh that guy?
That guy.
No, no.
Somebody died.
Somebody died.
They're talking about somebody died.
They're talking about somebody died.
Oh that guy?
I want to talk to myself for you.
Every time he comes in here, he tells,
don't call that guy.
So every time a customer comes he says oh they've got but they died
RP RP oh y'all can be the new ones the new customer
On every day every day you see Monday Tuesday Wednesday
RP bro, I'm gonna bro
77 people?
77 people.
77 people.
77 people.
Hey.
Be like, be like.
New team.
New team.
New team.
New team.
New team.
New team.
No, wait, wait.
I am.
I'm a big boy, it's been a minute bro
You like, um, Mumtai, Mumtai new thing
Mumtai new thing, Mumtai new thing
Say wait, ask them, ask them
Mumtai new thing?
No, not Mumtai
Mumtai new thing
You don't love them. You don't love them.
How much? How much? New thing. How much they owe you?
Not new.
35.
No, no, no.
35.
35.
No, no, no.
135.
135.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey!
Go, go, go, go, go.
That's hungry.
Oh, really?
I like it.
I actually like it, like, oh, nasty.
Just ew.
Not bad.
No sour, honestly.
No, no, not no sour.
I'm a bit of a minute, bro.
A bit of a minute, bro.
Oh, bro, somebody talked it back.
Somebody talked it back.
Bad.
Bad, who's your favorite team in the World Cup?
Welcome. Who do you like the most?
I like the U.S.A.
Argentina, Messi?
Yes, friends.
You want a buffet?
Yes, a buffet.
What?
I want a buffet.
You can see that.
Argentina.
Argentina?
Oh, it's France.
He's Iran, man, he's Iran, man, man.
Damn.
Fuck, it's right there here.
Little kid.
Bad nose ball.
Not today.
Can't believe Messi's going to.
I got to miss you, I got to miss you, I got to miss you.
It's Iraq, bro.
It's Iraq.
It's Iraq.
My dad said, if he didn't score those two today,
he wouldn't he would have threw out his jerseys
terrible
you know he's a Renado fan, not this kind of Renado fan
I like Renado
but I like Vietnam
Vietnam football
that's not existing
yes
my favorite player, Jason Thong Nguyen
Oh God, yeah, minus 10
He said no football
What sport? How do you say what sport?
Vietnam J, J
Basketball and
Basketball and cricket
Wow
Soccer, bro
Soccer but
No, I thought that's what he said
Yeah, no, I think that's what he said
Oh, volleyball
Oh, volleyball, volleyball, volleyball
Oh, volleyball, volleyball
Tennis, tennis
Oh, tennis
Oh, badminton
Oh, okay, okay
I'll get that for you
That's for you
I'm making my minus 100
I'm making guesses
I'm not waiting for it to come true
Nice nails
Yeah, good news or no good good
All right nice nails or no. Oh beautiful. You say that that that means that that means like pretty
But that child means like handsome that guy means that pretty girl
Yeah, but oh she oh she has you got a girlfriend
He has a wife
He said she said you got she said you got a hell of girlfriends
I don't know
How many girls are there?
One
Why?
She said you'll be risen
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
You're a woman
You're a woman
You're a woman
You're a woman
What are you saying?
That's not even...
Me too
How does it?
Uh, bai gai.
Bai gai?
You like wife is uh, why don't you say wife?
No wait, no no wife.
Wife.
No wife, wife like wife.
Wife like what?
Like will you, will you marry me?
I say wife.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He has a yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
like a reason I stayed a month, a month?
yeah this happened, yeah this happened
exactly
I'm going to his wedding, I'm going to his wedding
wedding next year, Vietnam
yeah, uh, what do I do?
Vietnam, Vietnam
a boy, Jaum, Vietnamese
so husband is Jaum
and your wife
wait, did I hear it correctly?
what did you say ma'am?
I think that's a beautiful tip
thank you so much, thank you so much ma'am
Thank you so much man.
Too bad, too bad we're fainting.
Yeah, he's got veneers.
Yeah, they're not.
You can take your clothes off if you want to, they're not.
Yeah, sorry.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
What do you say? What do you say?
Come on, Rick, come on, Rick.
Wow, y'all really part of family, bro.
Best lover, bro.
I mean, you, yeah.
Whoa.
What's out, bro?
Bro, this is for me, too.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
This is a good box right here.
I don't even know what fruit this is.
Oh, plus.
That's a good box right there.
Plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus.
Wait, how do I say what are these?
Um, those.
What is it?
Kee-ee-ee
Kee-ee-ee
Kee-ee-ee
Kee-ee-ee
Vietnamese soup
Oh, plum?
Glutinous rice
Glutinous rice
What is that?
Glutinous rice
Thick
Thick
I don't know if you like it
it's like a plum
yea
oh, fig tree
oh
wow
how do you like it?
it eats them
it's crazy
you're standing in the back like what are you doing?
I'm just witnessing history right now
how long have you had this plum?
long time
really?
How long have you been here?
35 years
I've been coming here since
You've been out for a minute
No way
That was before I was born
That's the way you was born, you've been
Do you remember him as a kid, every year or not?
I'm the little baby, I'm the baby
Yeah, I'm the boy, yeah
I was a boy
Oh, yeah, yeah
Wow
Damn
They love you, they love you, they love you
I thought it was crazy
Yeah, yeah
What's up with you?
We made it at the mud, bro
I will go here after school
Like that would just drive me here
You want to go to my home? You want to go to my home?
You want to go?
You want to? I mean bro, we had a match until dinner
I bet, let's go home
I don't know
Show me what you think
I don't know, bro
How do I ask Ba about his long lost son?
Oh, yeah, yeah
How do I do that?
I'm not gonna ask the long sentence, bro
Wait, Ba, Ba, can you tell me a story?
But...
Do you have a child in Vietnam?
Yes
So...
Do you remember the story you told me about?
Ah, I don't know what it is
Vietnam, son, son Vietnam
No Jason
One child in...
One child in...
Only one?
Only one?
No, no, remember...
No, no, like the, uh, it's not a child, but like, it's not a child, but, um, it's a white rice, white rice, in Vietnam, you know what I mean?
Oh, that means that my wife is the wife of my husband.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know it, I don't know it, I don't know it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, you, you know.
What are you doing here?
I don't know, I don't know it.
No, no, I swear to God it was real.
real he said adopted he said adopted adopted adopted
what
come on right new
um wait wait can they be family
Can they be in the family?
Brothers yeah brothers yeah
It's like on and yeah
Yeah
How are you
I'm your older brother
yea, older brother
older, older
what?
buzzword, buzzword
what's this?
I knew...
I knew...
oh, I'm Chinese
24
24
23
your parents are so young
huh?
me?
no
I'm a Catholic
oh, you're a Christian, aren't you?
I'm not a Catholic
No, no, no, no, listen, listen, no, no, come on, bro, we're doing family stuff, man.
Come on, bro.
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
Thank you.
How did I get streams tonight, bro?
How?
I don't know.
That's what happened, man?
Huh?
No, it's a Nikoi stream and then it'll be multiple, huh?
Okay.
OK
What?
What do you say?
Nothing
Who then?
Farts, Farts, Farts
Are y'all customers?
No
We are customers
Oh, OK
Yo, asshole
You're making me look bad, bro
No, I'm not, I'm not
They're making us look bad
I didn't say nothing
I just, I just, I just know the game
Trust me
Really?
No, I'm just
Oh, she's here with her mom, bro.
No one?
She's afraid.
That's what she said.
That's what I said.
Fuck me, bullshit.
Wait, you have a portable one?
I have it in my red pocket.
Okay, okay.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
I'll go ahead and go ahead and stream.
I'll go ahead and stream.
How do I say it?
Amazing
How do I say it?
Use our views
Oh, J.A.
J.A.
How do I say it?
Amazing
Yoi
Yoi
Yoi
Yoi
Yoi
Yoi
When someone is done
Look at the camera
It's getting worse
Oh, it's getting worse
How how much do I owe them?
How much how how many?
There are two hundred
How many, how many how many how many
I don't feel like I'm free today.
Free today, free today.
Free today, today.
No, never, never, never, never.
Family, family, family, family.
Family, family, family. Oh my god.
Oh, W's in a chair.
No, no, this is love.
I got a live smile on it.
Huh? Uh.
Okay.
Oh, I'm out of crying.
We're going out of crying.
Okay, all right.
Oh
Let's get the hearts with the benches in the chat
And I stood up
love bro that is love bro I love it I love it I like it so much yeah one year
One year with no friends
Wow, wow
Oh, okay, look they buffed it, see I'll be getting buffed bro
Yeah, I'll be getting buffed
I'm gonna be honest, this is the first time like in a minute where I haven't gotten my cut in the queue
Especially right here, right?
Yeah, exactly
Hey, they cut your ass, didn't they cut you?
Right, a little bit right there
That's because my mind is very sensitive
Clean, bro
Clean, bro.
I would say Debois for your nails, be like Debois.
Homocie means like you're welcome.
Homocie, homocie, homocie.
Nah, that's not how you love, bro. Yeah, it's mango.
It's like different mango though, I don't know
It's a little different
Now these are
They are different
Chiu, Chiu
Okay
Yeah
You got the land from there?
Yeah, yeah
I got my funny auntie coming
Oh yeah?
But I didn't
I didn't know camps
I didn't know camps
But dinner, dinner may be about, may be about, may be about, that's good, yeah, dinner is at 7 y'all, so
Oh, OK.
I like this one.
Where you, Tylan?
Where you, Tylan?
Oh, is that funny?
Yeah, yeah, I'm with my friends
Yeah, you gotta you gotta come meet them you gotta come meet them
Because it's my brothers is my brothers this is part of my part of the family
What time
Yeah, yeah
No, no, no cameras. No cameras. No cameras. Okay. It's my work day. Okay. I don't look
that pretty. No, no, you're you're what? You dip guy. I'll see you later.
I don't know bro, she got a husband bro.
I'm dead out of love bro.
Nah, it's okay.
Alright.
You want to go back to the crib or what is coming with you come on. Thank you
Are you going to take
We're going to
This is nice
Not so we'll watch them for before dinner for dinner, man
You want to go to my house?
No
Bro, I wanted to put it up to your old setup
Bro, I remember being in a person I wasn't able to
Is he school?
He goes to your school
You always go to my setup and then he's school
No, school setup
No?
Yeah, she's school setup
Where are you at?
I don't know
No, because the house is closed
I'm not sure what's changed, bro
Oh, I've got to go
I'm washing
Wait, how do I ask for the restroom?
Um
You're not going to be alive?
Uh, uh-huh.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that it?
No, no, no.
That's how you say it.
Muck me die?
Muck me die.
Muck me die.
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you make it?
What do you make it?
That means I got a P.
Oh, sorry.
Muck me die.
Where you going, bro?
Why are you running, bro?
Hey, dude.
Dead ass?
Yo, this is where I would be.
This is where-
This is the back room.
This is where I would be bro, after school.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
It's not like you're not nursing.
You're not what now.
This is the piss room right here.
This is the piss room.
How about this?
Like this there?
I need to pee fast.
But we too.
We need to pee fast.
Sure.
I gotta pee now too.
All right, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is where after school?
Wait, do you just like show me or whatever?
After school, I'll do my homework in here, bro.
But wait, what is all this stuff?
Wait, is this a whole ass room?
This is where it's a little bus smell like shit and it's not a fish because yeah
This is where this is where I do my homework right there
Yeah, yeah, and then you got free cheer with okay, let's try to be a shit. Oh my god
Hello, quick. Yeah, what you look come on, bro. I'm not gonna lie like but I was good. I was even bad
They love us bro
You and you get that as wholesome and shit like I'm not that was mad wholesome wholesome
I mean yeah pretty much yeah, but like they don't have that much
But it but they just go cuz they'd rather be jeered in that hole
There's a laundry room I think
Yeah, it's where they wash all the towels and shit.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
What is this?
Oh, just like this.
That's outside.
Oh shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's right outside.
Oh, shit.
Holy hot, dude.
Yes, hot shit.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Well, that's bad, right?
Bad shirt?
That bad shirt, yeah, about a man.
Well, that's actually a bad one.
Well, fuck it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Well, that's bad, right?
Bad shirt?
My fuck is saying promote it gang they don't they don't need that now they don't
I was thinking in the restroom. I pre-ordered you dude. Yeah, think about it
But this is this is me when I was out of middle school
This is where I would be at bro
The city is insane.
This is the break room.
Yeah, this is the break room, bro.
This is where people relax and shit.
Wow.
I've always been to those ones, but I've never been to them.
The back rooms?
The back rooms.
Yeah, bro, I do my homework and shit.
Wow.
I don't know if you got a good mirror, but no.
No, I think it's good.
She's making me chopped.
No, no, no.
That's just you, gang.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is amazing, bro.
I'm actually kind of happy.
Yeah, bro.
I know.
I was great first impressions. I was great. I'm not even trying. That was great nervous. That was great
No, this is like again the first time I've never done a cut. Yeah. Yeah, W ipad mirror
Yeah, it is a very small
Wait, what's the sleeping arrangement tonight?
I'm sleeping alone you sleep with Marlon
You sure you don't want to sleep together?
No, no, no, no, I want to sleep alone.
Go kid, go kid, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, you know.
That was a good one, bro.
They love that one.
No, come on, go kid.
No, no, no, the joy, hey, you had to hold it,
all of them laughing?
That was good, yeah.
You had a good timing, it's because you got a great timing.
No, good timing, it's good timing, bro.
Great timing.
What do you think about me, girl,
is I try to time these because I'm not that funny.
You got a timing, you know?
No, no, no, no, no, that's good, that's good.
You had them all laughing.
You got a good comeback, bro.
There were some awkward moments, but it's because I'm just an awkward person right now.
What happened?
Okay, yo.
Yeah, bro.
But my foot got 6%.
What was that? No, no, no.
It's 14.
I'll retry on that one.
We have Portugal in my seat, and I always wear a hat.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, how are you locking yourself in hey?
No, you just do this shit not take a shit. There's no way you think shit
Oh my dad's watching a French game, bro
That's five
I got that one. No, you good. Oh, that's your score. I'm not. Oh my God.
The actual. The actual score. The actual score. He did. That's your score.
Oh, my God.
I got that one.
Do you have a love letter? Yes.
All right. Did I think he's going to pass messy life? No.
And Bobby's going to pass. How is it Bobby?
He's good.
That's his dad. He's actually so good.
Like it's actually crazy
I don't and I just go everything
He's shutting he's shutting up all the haters
And of course a least
That's what it's left
Yo!
I don't want to hear nothing from the front of a lot of behavior.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Bro, how did he go he's left outside the box like no trouble.
He's talented.
That is crazy.
And that's the ghost.
Dude, I can't wait to watch him bump in there.
I don't know. Oh my god, how are you?
Oh, Lee's is dead ass like the best winner.
I think that Lee's is the best winner right now.
Is he like definitely number one I think?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh yeah, we can do it now.
He's third all time right now.
He has won, he's played like 1-3.
He has scored.
No, this is third.
was uh... twenty twenty twenty-two
he's third bro
ten years ago
i guess lemune died
no i'm gonna give you a bug i mean it's not gonna happen
no no no lemune is definitely top two
yeah but sure but i'm at least ten years
i mean uh... at least i feel like that's like uh...
like now in the world cup is just going insane
he's been going crazy you know
I'll see you guys later
What can I get you again, huh?
Yeah, sure, hell yeah.
All right, I'll give you three.
Let's do it.
I'm so sorry.
No, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
This is a little on the ground.
No, don't worry about it.
I don't know who you are.
I don't know who you are.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, all right, here, and then.
Take it in.
I'm bobbing my eye.
Okay, let's go take a picture.
Oh, wait, yeah, okay.
Okay, okay.
Sorry.
No, you're good
You like them?
Yeah
That's good. Thank you. Thank you so much
Of course
Have a good one
Oh, another one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't care, come
Don't care, come
Don't care, come
Any middle, any middle, come
Yeah, you get in the middle
yea, yea, yea, there you go
alright, alright
alright, y'all have a good day
haha
haha
alright, y'all have a good day
wait, man
how far?
yea, below
hello
come on, this is where I come from
oh, how are you?
oh, is that here?
nah, wait, below
I know, but I don't want to go to the hospital
I know, but I don't want to go to the hospital
I don't know, but I don't want to go to the hospital
OK, I'll come
I don't want to see the couch
Yeah
They are told today
What?
They are not told you, bro
I knew it, I told him
No you didn't, bro, you owe me about it, bro.
Come on, Rick Mew.
Come on, Rick Mew.
My lint time.
I can't recognize people just coming back.
It's not when you sit at a restaurant
and they're not even gonna eat that, bro.
Like, you're not even gonna eat that,
you're just gonna be like, let's be honest with you.
Yeah.
Come on, Rick Mew.
Come on, Rick Mew.
Come on, Rick Mew.
You coming later, yeah?
Yeah.
To the house?
I gotta say bye to everybody.
Okay, how do you say it?
be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
she's 7
one child, child, child, child
you, love life
you love life
not bad, not bad, kid
you love life
you love life
you love life
see you later, huh?
see you later
see you later
this is great this is great I'll just say bye just say bye bye go home
you have a lie that's pretty good hang on that's pretty good yeah I'm
Bye
One more please
Okay, take
No, no, no
It's good to you guys
It's good to you
Later, later, fuck
No, I'll come again
No, no, no
Okay, bye
Okay, bye
Yeah
Agnatural, Agnatural
Listen, bro. No no way y'all camping my mom's nail salon, bro
Come on, bro
No, how like that, that's how bro. Yeah
Oh
No, no, no
Yeah, get in front of it.
Yeah, so you can hold it.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Depp, Depp try.
I'm not going to like all the time, like, you know, if you're in this town, you know where it is.
You don't even need to see the address.
Oh my god.
Is this a man's car?
Wait, is this your old car?
No, it's the one you bought, right?
It's the one I'm busting my mom.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Oh my god, this is lagging.
Oh my god, how do you fix it, you mean?
Wait, trust me?
Oh, you're good now.
Ah!
Ah, depth try.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Suck it up and lay.
No, no, no.
Oh god, I was...
I don't have my money.
I don't go.
But...
Suck what?
Suck what?
Suck what?
Yeah, that was good.
Suck what?
I got it yo!
I got it!
Yeah!
That was a good thing, yo.
Bro, we just met the whole family.
I was mad nervous.
I was so nervous, bro.
No, that was good, bro. I'm dead ass.
They love ya, they love ya. That was great first impressions.
Now part of the family now.
But y'all gotta meet my other aunties.
No, 100%!
Bro, I got like 100 aunties, bro.
What?
at least five more, five more, am I uncle with my uncle?
Bro, I'm not even more nervous, bro.
That's like off camera, bro.
Off camera is low key worse.
No, it is worse, it is worse.
If you can kind of troll for us, not troll for us.
Yeah, I know, I know, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's be honest.
I'm very impressed, bro.
Great job, guys.
Great job, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Great job.
Thank you, bro.
I was hoping, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm very good, very, very good.
Think we're after him a little bit, boys?
where you at?
come back?
you had a wifi around here?
where the fuck did the white paint go?
jeez christ
oh jez
oh jez
you're a big man
I forgot what you drive
I forgot what you did
you're that man
you're not even a man for real bro
I come here and you should ask me
I'm taking all into the sea
Wait, so let me get this thing
I'll just know the spec is in there
Let's just talk about what just happened
It's like we caught it
So I walk in there bro
Boom
Yeah, I'm like oh
Thank you so much auntie
No, put your fucking seat belt on
Put your fucking seat belt on
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Hey, yeah.
Okay, we can't.
Yeah, yeah, and then obviously, like, you know what I'm saying,
they didn't say no comment to you,
it was just, which fire, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, wait, wait, did you just,
I think I did amazing.
A lot of people expected me to fail,
and yes, I had some awkward moments,
but I'm gonna be honest.
All right, check it out, give it a buck,
like after all, after all that was said,
like instead of done, who got the dub?
It's not a dick grunt, no dick grunt.
It's not a competition. No, of course not. I'm just bro. But you gotta ask you like I play my warp over nothing
You were winning at the start there was there was
I play my role in my check, bro, you just don't like me
There you go
You just see your doble. I mean
No, we both did good. Okay. How we did
Without you opening up, I don't get I don't get there
This right
Oh, so fun. I like that.
I'm actually excited.
Yeah, dinner's gonna be good. It's good to eat good vibes. No cameras.
Maybe maybe get a little picture in
I'm gonna give my picture
what? can I ask you what? so if I take a picture with them and I just post it on Twitter and I go like
brother! then I'm gonna put like a heart like is that bad? is that really bad?
that's not bad. exactly, that's what I'm gonna do. you're gonna put a heart bug. but the thing is you're gonna type brutal
or not I'm not gonna type brutal, I'm not gonna type brutal, I'm not, I'm not
you're not gonna type brutal, I'm not gonna type brutal. so why did you say that off-stream?
No, I did not bro. I did not do it bro. That's what you're brutal
You're gonna brutalize a 70 year old man
I was supposed to go to high school
Wait, so how far is your high school like the grown-up like you like
You see the monsters you like it
Every morning so much when you're fucking
I'm Roy, I'm Roy.
I'm Roy means like you already hate me.
Yeah, I'm Roy, I'm Roy.
I remember that's it, that's what you tell your dad whenever he comes and asks you what he's doing.
I'm Roy, I'm Roy.
Alright, so now I gotta meet your friend, I gotta meet your friend.
Bro, now I'm starting to fucking bring out Sweden, bro.
You're taking me home for now, bro.
Damn, bro.
Damn, bro.
Wait, you eat, like, where in your family?
My family.
This is the Watts.
Wait bro, fuck
What?
If we don't access the school too hard
I was going to say, it's about a percent of news
I was going to say we should do a group search for like PSB
But it's a little bit of a scam right now
Bro, I want to get a text from you bro
Oh, they can take it from you?
No, because then...
Oh, you're going to...
I just want the one me, bro
Can we get one bite, bro?
One bite?
But do you know where you can get that big of a...
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I think I already tried to do something
Tell me back?
This spot is the wifi control room
How?
There's so many power lines
Wait, don't we have your backpack?
No
Wait, I don't know how to connect to you
No, I do, we've connected to my wifi
I'll connect to the tv pack, right?
Let's go tv you
Yeah?
Yeah, okay
Where are you on Roy?
On Roy
We're at the crib
What's up right now?
God has dead ass fucking crazy
What did he welcome the have fucking Amazon packages
I
Want you to call me daddy do you know you know what a matter daddy is
What's the matter daddy
Not really, not really, not really.
My shirt don't work like that.
Maybe I have to fix it.
Shut him up or back.
Cause red. Or yellow.
I can't.
He's telling you're getting...
Kyra and Sakura. No, here you go.
Kyra is alright!
Bang! Oh man. Oh, you would dinner? No, no, no, no. J-not Jason. Just- alright, okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Monster starts in 20 minutes. Yeah
Happy birthday, bro
Oh, your style has like a ball, bro
Like this dude went from like just like I don't know American Eagle to this shit, bro
What the what?
Bro, I was hopping out all the stairs, no, no, I mean...
You're a chop, bro.
Hello, bro.
Hello, bro.
Well, can you relax here for a bit, bro?
I got you, man.
Hey, Billy.
Wait, you're back, come see?
You don't need Wi-Fi password?
Nah, I think I'm good.
Okay.
Nah, hit me with that motherfucker though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a...
Why, if I could just share that bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just this one.
You got it.
Welcome to Mikasa, boys.
Welcome to Mikasa, you need new shirts?
What is it? Is it the second one?
Uh, uh, it's the second one.
Second one, second one.
I'll just text it to you.
Holy f*****g.
Dooboo.
Why is it so tiny?
You can't even run over in your little ass bed.
Stupid us.
Yeah, this is where I f*****g...
This is where I f*****g...
This is where I f*****g...
Why you not seeing my bed, little bro?
We started somewhere, man.
Now I remember the sub I remember the sub at the on and you were what's the color?
They go would hump the air and then he then he'd fold his been forwarded his feet like this
The classic right there do I really bro what the hell I still watch it through a screen. I used to watch you
I used to watch you now friends with you
And then one day I'm gonna take over your fucking life
Here you go, bro. You got to mix it with soap make sure to mix in the soap
Right, whoa, this looks crazy
Or remember this classic remember this classic where you went in there in the corner, and he went
That's another classic right there
No
No God bless you what only looks because Jesus Christ your rhythm is terrible
Looks and height looks and fucking height
Okay, I'm gonna eat your children. You gotta be...
Oh my god.
Ha ha!
We're back! We're back! We're back! We're back! We're back!
Oh, fuck me.
We're back! We're back!
Oh my god.
Not anymore, not anymore, not anymore, not anymore
Oh my God
Holy f**kings
Holy wow, dude
Dude
Oh my God, dude
Dude
Oh my God
Welcome
What do I wash it with?
I guess over here
This one?
Yeah, this one
my vinchy my vinchy my set you how are they coolie teeny doodies by the big
seven all right bro let me show y'all why y'all sleeping cuz I'm sleeping in here
no I don't know you have ducks in in Harlington yeah it was a duck no I'm
I think it was a duck. Oh
That's left a stench
My god, I don't fucking that. Oh, shit
This one shit don't smell it
Oh, the Kirk makes everything
I don't know why they make they make shots they make everything the Kirk they got it. They got the Kirk got it, bro
I'm dead as confused
fuck I guess you do your own laundry bro
I guess you do your own laundry bro
I don't know how many times in the morning would you wake up and say holy fuck I'm gonna
do your shit
I didn't do it
You missed the fucking spot Marlon?
You fucking dumbass
I missed the spot I missed a lot of spots
Oh stop fucking thirst wrap it in my mirror, bro
This is so this is such a fire restroom nearly beat your shit in a sink of sleep
Has a temperature I'll be your job nigga. You're top
Y'all can't stay in my room. Why why look at my fucking bed
Oh
Can you roll over in that little has been
There was this one video
No, they leave that oh my god, can we remake that for a tick-tock when I'm sure please
Please bro you would help me get a million tick-tock, please
So what is this one for yeah, but every morning I would hate. I would do
Nothing
To be tolerant you fucking crumb it works
So this is just a free room
Yeah, why don't you make this a shooting no, I remember
No, I was just storage
See she's shaving she's shaving
I've never been upstairs in this house or I've never seen ups
I was KG so I don't understand
Oh
I've been in that way for life. I don't even know how long I've been in that way.
Man, dude, I'm not gonna lie. You body slamming away.
How old is it?
Bro, you're one fifteen.
Man, I wanna see you one sixty-five in that one.
Cheat.
Damien, why your shit, why my shit's working, bro?
Holy shit.
One sixty-five.
Not bad.
Not a bad shot.
I'll take it.
Okay, come on.
Come click him.
Come click him.
click on I move a lot oh my god
okay this room seems like it's stuck in 2003
before she moved out
Oh bro
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
Reckon
Gwackon
Gwackon
Gwackon
Gwackon
Gwackon
Gwackon
Gwackon
That's pretty good
Yeah
Uhh
This one
C'mon Rick
Oh it's in his room
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
Oh
Oh
Oh
Y'all should never touch Buddha, right?
Yeah, never
Yeah
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
You guys have a lot of history before
I don't think
What?
So, so many extra rooms.
Yeah, but that's what I'm asking.
Oh my God, my leg, dude.
You've been inside me for 15 inches.
What the fuck?
I know that's the only bag too hard.
I'm not allowed, bro.
I'm gonna say something.
before this is after the trenches I guess you were in the church you want since
2002 they stacked bread they got this house wait wait that sounded crazy that
that sounded crazy that sounded crazy I'm gonna say something but yeah yeah I
don't want to be the one to say
That nigga
And actually came up on a national
Holy shit bro
No bro, no
I was like, that's my cousin Vincent
I remember Vincent bro
Oh
Oh y'all got a water
Yeah y'all got water?
Wait let me see what an Asian household like snacks looks like
What's it look like? Let me see
Oh seaweed, I love you some seaweed
Could you camera man? Or if you want, you don't have to
No, it's okay
Alright man, now you visit
No, this has been on stream way before
Yeah, yeah, I remember
No, no, no
Y'all say it wow bro, it's mad chill, bro
It's mad chill, this is basically my brother doing it
That is
The reason why
What are those old boxes?
I think that's like coffee
Oh coffee? I know the black
The purple signs, that's a fud
What?
Yeah, that's a purple sign
It was the garland you put in the floor, right?
On top? No
Okay
Oh my god
What was this?
That's me
I could tell this is Jay. Wait, Jay, this is you right here?
How good they cook it?
How good they cook it? I was getting all the fucking girls.
No, you was not.
I was getting all the girls.
No, you didn't. It was my fault.
That's definitely Jason right there.
I can see by the wine on it, so I'm gonna keep it above.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I'm kidding.
Dude, you were chocked.
No, I wasn't. I was a cute baby, bro.
No, no, I was fat.
Look, look.
No, you was.
I was a little fat.
I was in literally talking to some breakfast.
No, I was just no way.
You just kidding me.
Hey, what's your household life?
pretty much whatever you wanted
My dad, on every Friday, would serve me
Kraft, macaroni and cheese
and I'll be having these cereal
But like, was your mom and dad like
cook dinner or not, right?
Dinner, they only do dinners
But the only time is cereal
or Kraft Mac and cheese or hot pocket
Makes sense
Makes sense
Yup
Yup
And then this is our fridge right here
This is the fridge
I kind of empty boys, eh?
Kind of empty
I think most of it is
Oh, I see, I see something here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That doesn't mean anything to me.
You're more like a kind of a type of household.
That's not my mom. I want someone.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I don't know if it's a fridge.
Oh, that's kind of a homeowner.
Oh, shit.
That's tech, you. Oh, shit.
Not living that good out there.
We didn't have a fridge going there.
I don't know what the title of the house is going on here.
Oh, the home three because of the brave?
Wow
Yep, yeah, let's breathe out man
Wait, yeah, I can't stream here. Well, she's so it's probably about your parents and stuff
No, I'm a brother. I swear to God. No, my parents are on this back there. Oh, yeah, you're good
You're good so
Look
Spelling be one
Two three four
See what it guess what president of education Jason win assigned by Baracko fucking bomb on bro
Are you crazy? I was him
Pete the fucking middle school
23 no
Ten years ago Wow those ten years ago, bro. We heard you be seated. You heard the stories, bro
Okay, but yeah, but yeah, nothing much doesn't mean graduated class of 2022 up there. Yeah, that's you in high school. Yeah
Yeah, I got nothing with you too. I'm saying you got nothing. There's so many memories
But not too much in here. Yeah
Who's pretty?
Yes
He's gonna stay with bad
That's hard
Once you did your parents everything managed to be allowed such so it's fine to open
They don't care look it's like a soundproof look no, it's not come on
Now turn and talk.
You getting any of this?
I'm gonna fuck you!
I fucking shit.
I can't shit that.
What do you drink?
I'll drink.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Oh, wow.
Oh, it is. It is. It is. It is.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Fine. I can see your shit there.
Oh.
Oh, you have birds?
Not really.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, Hendrix?
What is Hendrix, bro? Is that your country?
Wait, what is this shooting supposed to be?
That's where you're coming in.
Wait, you're here all the time.
You're supposed to be in the house, right?
Yeah.
Is this the name I was going to be throwing at them?
Excuse me?
No.
You know, I'm tired of this Marvin Diggin' bro.
I'm tired of this Diggin' bro.
I don't even know how many things you're doing.
Excuse me brother?
What?
What?
What?
I don't even know how many things you're doing.
What did you say?
Brother, come over here.
Brother!
Hey, you know, y'all, I'm gonna get it.
That's not really.
I can't even remember.
I can't even remember myself.
Please, please, please, bro.
I said that this way, I'm not gonna be throwing it down
because that's what you're saying.
As a lap person, we're like, we don't throw it down in the kitchen,
I got a nice garden too.
Can you go out there?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we don't shoes.
Ah...
I don't get shoes.
I'm getting a turn.
My shoes is covered.
I'm not even asking them to live in the suburb of it.
No, this is hot.
I'm not even talking.
Ah, Jesus.
Okay, honestly, nice little backyard.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'll cover you.
I'll cover you.
Bro, that's cupcake.
That's cupcake. She'll bite.
Oh, that's cupcake.
Oh, look.
Oh, dude, I'm not going to lie. I got the correct answer.
So we get a dog?
Ah, you see a dog?
Where is it?
It's fluffy, man.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Okay.
Cupcake.
Oh, no, it's fluffy in my bag.
That's our first dog.
Man, okay guys. Oh my god. My dad built that shit. He built all this fucking chains for real. Yeah, but what for?
Actually, what's ever still come in there?
What are these?
Water, I don't know. Oh, yeah, cuz that goes all the way rains
he's like a real man
that's what I'm saying, yea
that's what I get for it
pardon?
I think you're the total opposite of what that is
that's where I get it
you're an L.A. Sissy boy
making hundreds of millions of dollars a year
hundreds of millions
you're projecting, bro
that is actually nice
I like your life
you're a good job to man, bro
great job
I'm not going to go on an adventure.
You don't want to join us?
I guess.
It's up to you, don't you?
I mean...
It's like the casting couch for me.
I've nothing else to do.
Nothing else to do?
I bet it is.
You can do this.
Oh, yeah, the casting couch.
Casting couch.
No, no, no, so the function the family function where we're going to eat at is at my old house
where I was not here this is what I told you about Mookie when I was 16 but what we still
had the whole house the whole house is now my uncle's house so is that what we're eating at yeah
Oh
And you will see the sidewalks with no sidewalls you can see the booths popcorn senior roots
You'll see that shit obviously here is like very nice very nice, you know
But you know, let's talk about it. So you're dead of mom couch out the trenches not you
Well, well, you gotta also think we're in Texas so everything
It doesn't matter like this house is like my parents got it like like 250, but obviously didn't buy a fool
But that's still a lot right?
Okay, you know I was in a trenches, but you know my dad and my mom is stacked bread after like 35 years
You use a stack of bread, you know me?
My mom's stacked bread for like
I don't even have a house, I don't even have a mother.
Okay, we gotta get my parents a way older than your parents, so they have way more time to stay here.
Uh, I will probably stay here.
No way, that correlates, right?
Yes.
Okay, I don't even have to say so, what do I do?
Yes, bro, yes.
You're gonna see, man, you're gonna be like, damn.
If I live like this, I wouldn't really be scared for my life.
Okay, so...
No, no, but I mean, I think we were in the trenches.
Yeah, yeah, I think we were in the trenches.
You were in the trenches, maybe.
How are you?
I don't think you knew anything about it.
All right, so.
Only child is allowed.
So I knew you were in the trenches.
You didn't get a service for them?
No, I didn't get a service for them.
What do you get for Christmas and stuff, do you remember?
I didn't even celebrate Christmas.
I never had a Christmas tree in my life.
Oh, well, that's what you mean.
You guys saw the celebration?
Yeah, you saw the E.T.T. in the center.
Well, yeah, we do.
Exactly.
But that doesn't mean Christmas doesn't fucking exist.
Okay.
Okay.
Asshole?
Okay.
You never had presents under a tree.
Me neither.
Under a tree.
Yeah, me neither.
I didn't fucking tree.
Okay.
I mean, my birthday would be a cupcake in a candle.
Um, yeah.
But it was good, really.
My dad lived 15 minutes away from me.
I've been never talking to you.
No, I'm so sorry.
Sometimes I just don't fucking say that.
15 minutes?
15 minutes?
That's beautiful.
Oh my god, bro.
Alright, well, well.
I can't see you at all from there.
So, what now?
How do you do that?
Yeah, I'll try.
What do you mean, what?
What do you mean, let me go?
You're going to let me go?
What do you mean, let me go?
What do you mean, let me go?
Let you explore.
Are you taking the fuck out of my face, bro?
I don't know where I was going, man.
You want to go to my old school?
I was going to school real quick.
But the thing is,
should I just show them all into my mouth?
I'm saying hi. Yeah. No, it's not that interesting. You go to UTA. Oh, you want to go to my college campus?
Where are you going to UTA? I mean...
Okay.
Is it late? I wasn't late. No, it's summer.
It was very in college.
I know.
Bro, if you go to my high school, it's shit there.
Because the school's out.
Yeah, well, I'm not going to win in the fucking high school students.
So you're going to win.
What's going on outside?
What is there? Barbecue spot here?
Like a Texas barbecue?
Yeah, like that big ass, big ass meat.
I don't know any spots.
Oh, look at that Spring Creek. They got big shit.
It's kind of mid. Spring Creek is kind of mid.
Yeah, what do you do? Like a meeting with people and stuff?
Yeah, it's like a party.
You talk to any of the guys who live there in Texas?
No, that's all my day ones.
Oh, bro? That's right.
That's where you came back and people are like...
I mean, okay, some of my day ones texting you.
Yeah, they texted me. Hold on. Oh shit. Three of my day points are texting me. Oh shit. One. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Hey bro, I heard you on the 23 was the last one. You really left him in the mud.
Oh my god. Oh no. Chill back.
Look bro, it's 2019. Man, we're missing you.
I didn't tell you that.
What?
It says, uh, April, I heard you and Arlington as well, I wish I could stop by and see the
girl who came along the way and congratulated me, but I was at work, unfortunately, but
I wish you would help out a good trip and stay traveled.
We have a good time here to have you as well, and I'm leaving more read.
Actually, I'm gonna take a minute and I'll take a minute and I'll give you all the details.
Guys, come on, come on.
Oh, it's another day one, or another day one.
Another baby girl named Angelina.
Oh, bro?
Are you the talk bro?
I'm just...
No, actually I was just...
I was just considering...
I'll go and look.
She's just...
I'm...
Okay, I don't know if I'm the ember or this.
Can I say this?
Can I please say that?
Alright, this is 2019.
Brother, 2019, his first ever message to Angelina was I'm 5'6".
Had to take it to the DM
cause my host will see
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
their no shit
Who slides in when I'm fightin?
I'd like to suffer the strife
No man, you guys are probably missing context
Because we went to middle school elementary together
You're using a little text of bullshit like that weren't you?
I was 5'6", yeah I was 15 when I was 5'6", it's fucking 5'8".
You're still 5'6", I'm not going to lie.
Two inches in what?
Five years?
Damn, make sure.
Ten years almost?
Jeez.
I was fucking 6'2", when I was 14.
Let's join us, let's go bro.
Whoa, what?
What do you got?
You want a new shirt, bro?
God, this is warm.
You don't scare me, bro.
God, you want a new shirt, bro?
No, but I'm not going to bro it.
Bro, this is the greatest shit I've seen.
But I have a shirt for you, dude.
Take my glasses.
What is shit, man? What is shit, bruh?
Oh my god, I remember this shit.
I love ABGs. I want it in my P.O.
What does that even mean?
That's some New Game Jason shit, bruh.
I guess that's New Game Jason shit, bruh.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
Yo, you probably had to...
Yo, I'm not polite. You must have the worst sense of fucking fashion in high school.
I wore the same hoodie every COD!
Oh
You're gonna fire extinguish your fire that's fine. Okay, that's a good one of these
That's it for me
What's up? How does that wear a hat?
You like that?
Why are you making faces, bro?
The fuck? Huh?
You look like a dingy smurder.
I'm over this.
Come on, we up.
What if this work out?
That's the ass, bro.
Oh, no one...
Okay, I feel like I have six packs of them in an already.
I was feeling like I'd get fucking maxed in, bro.
Which one?
What you want to do?
I got the money.
I got the money.
Let's fucking go.
This is Icy fucking it, man.
Welcome to Texas.
Welcome to the ad, boys.
I remember this segment, there was the passing segment.
And then the, uh...
That's it. What's up?
You trying to drive? Or you want me to drive?
Uh, I don't know.
I can drive?
It's just, you're across behind my...
You gonna drive the Lexus or?
Um, then I gotta drive your car.
That's fine.
Yeah, you can drive my car.
I bet.
I got you.
Oh, you don't play it.
Yeah.
Just have me your keys.
I got you.
Oh, let me visit ma.
Let me visit ma.
Wait, don't sell it.
Just put the camera down.
What do you have for a lift?
More shots.
More shots.
There we go.
How's it going, myla?
Yep.
This kid over there.
He's got a lot.
He's got a lot.
He's got a lot.
He's got a lot.
He's got a lot.
This kid will play no more, bro.
He'll probably just, he'll probably go in front.
Alright.
Yeah, you can sit in that closet.
Yo, where the fuck up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, what's up?
Let's go party, too!
Well, I think we'll have a rough day.
I would probably have a demo recruit.
I think we'll have been a five star.
Shut the fuck up, bro. You know who came out of here?
Kade fucking cutting him, man.
Yeah, who plays that Kade cutting him?
Thank you.
Exactly.
Thank you.
What do you mean, who played that Kade cutting him?
Get him to the bank, man.
Oh, this is, is this your home?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you for the permission, man.
Yo, J, what good of fucking doing this?
I'm part of the hell.
So hot in Texas.
Oh, my God.
What thing I didn't miss was this fucking heat.
Oh, Merlin, your big ass head up the bed.
Bro, hey, check your eyes.
But I'm not Vinny.
Do you want me to clue?
I'll start in high school.
No!
No!
Hey, man!
I'm like, what a lot of people!
There's actually generational athletes here!
You would've been jacked!
I would've been wondering, bro!
You wouldn't be taking that!
I would've bullied you in high school!
What would you talk about?
I'm not gonna lie, man!
No, man!
I'm just not sure.
I guess it is.
Brother, you would've been a two-star best.
No, I would've been a top-up best.
You would've been a top-up best.
What position did you play?
I'm not sure.
Oh, fuck, bro.
I'm not here.
Wait, see we have brought the backpack?
No pictures no pictures no pictures y'all no no paint no pictures
And they're like, but we're not doing streamers ever again, so
MC then every quick call bro well yo yo I don't yeah I don't know if I could do
it bro hang the fucking phone hang the fucking phone
DC I just did 40 I tried to do 20 push-ups and I couldn't
spritz spritz right now bro spritz right here spritz right here
spritz spritz spritz what is it this is right it's like yellow
We don't have conversations on the street, but that's gonna be what's in the conversation.
I have soccer.
I have soccer.
Remember getting in the back side, get the angle.
Alright man, I'm gonna be recording all the time bro.
go...wait...go?
yeah, have fun
we can start a connected
when he's on that phone?
right now
we're on the hotspot chat
you hit the backpack?
wait, can we have conversation with this?
sure
we can
okay
you're good
you mean?
What the fuck is this Matt Tweetbear?
Oh my god, this is really good for me.
Really?
Can you see?
Yo, he's trippin'!
No, no, no!
Bro, fuck it, it's a hairstyle.
Bro, let him take it.
Bro, he's just expressing it.
Bro, let him take it.
Bro, let him take it.
Bro, let him take it.
Bro, let him take it.
Bro, let him take it.
Oh, let him think about it. He's just expressing himself, growing up saying that.
You're all fucking sorry.
Maybe he expresses himself through his hair and piercings and tattoos.
Oh, he's doing a holla knowledge.
Oh.
He goes far away.
See, if we can't judge before he walks into his car, he's like,
Stop in the thong! Thong! Thong!
Wait, friends, with my rat got suspended because of Wenden?
No, it didn't.
Wait, that ass?
No, it didn't.
How?
Really?
Wait, did they keep the same score though?
Yeah, wait, they already scored, so like...
That's true.
And how do you want to?
We need time to remember.
Suspended?
How does it get suspended?
Oh, it got delayed.
Donderscore?
Oh, delayed?
Like, as in like, just you and I had to wait?
I thought it was just the super nice weather I've been in now.
Do you know a spring, a spring barbecue?
Got me barbecue dives.
Wow.
I'm a bit of a wild.
Don't, Don.
Don, they're probably on everything.
Don.
I'm gonna fuck you.
I'm gonna fuck you.
I wanna fuck you.
I wanna fuck you.
I wanna fuck you.
I wanna fuck you.
I got one there, I got one there.
I got one there.
Everybody in this car, we're putting up the free hours.
And Chomama, I'm sick.
I'm back in here, bro.
You gotta fake that sickness, bro.
He's making his sickness.
You don't gotta fake that sickness, bro. Just say you don't want to stream.
Yeah, Chomama, bro, Chad.
The flights are huge, bro.
The flights would be, I haven't been home in like six weeks.
Nah, me too, bro.
Me either, bro.
I'm a little bit too young.
We're doing like a little world tour, bro.
We're big grindin' bruh, like...
We're big grindin' boys!
How do you?
How do you bro?
How do you bro?
I can't wait bro, I'm sorry, I can't show too much energy to the system.
Alright, there we go guys, just came from the hurricane of the tomorrow and we're going to leave.
I'm great.
You know what, we're going to go to the hatchery and we're going to leave.
Is that good?
Look at the dog!
You ready to see my high school?
No.
How do you turn the flash off?
Three dogs and then go down and torture.
That's torture.
Oh, that would be torture.
What are you doing?
Wait, what the fuck are you doing?
We could hit, I don't lie, the Parch Mall.
That's just demonic.
That's just dead ass. They got shootings there.
They got all the shootings at the Parch Mall.
They had to curve you at nine because it's a good shooting.
It's Arlington's like thing, you know
baby Houston
oh no yeah I'm having bad news
what what what
someone in my chat
said I've been in this phone for like a year already seen
all day
see what
no they didn't
no no no
no
How am I weird?
I haven't even done anything.
I literally haven't even done anything.
I don't see it. I don't see it. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake.
With the fucking audio?
Yes, bro.
No, no, no, no, no. There's no way.
It's on two-tie. It's not.
I've seen a monster on Twitter.
There's no way, so it's actually captioning.
No, that's not real. It's not real.
Oh my God.
And Caliphant, that is such a mahogany, and it's...
Are you...
No...
Nah, fuck you. Nah.
What?
Fuck you.
No!
Fuck you.
No!
No!
Fuck you.
Nah.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh
My god
Fucking kidding me
I see black bars over my phone
What the fuck man?
Oh
Fucking hell
Like what
You're saying fuck like you want pre-meditating this whole shit, right?
Fuck you.
Oh, fuck.
I just didn't live off forever.
Aye, aye, yo, yo.
This is show the trenches of violence.
This is where we grew up.
That ass.
These are...
These are just...
Do you see this chat?
Doc, it's scary out here.
You're safe.
You're safe.
You're safe.
I don't know what's on the road.
Do you feel the atmosphere like this?
Yes.
You're in danger.
Privacy in life, bro. The way we grew up is not like that.
We died, we took different areas, and there you go.
Texas is the best place we can go.
Don't tell him he's good, he knows he's good, bro.
Nah, don't talk to him like that, bro. He knows he's good, bro.
I don't know.
So let's do the song.
The song is the song.
Where is the game? It's pretty high now.
It's a game with a pretty fucking high news.
Lots of new things take time down the line.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill the spot.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill the spot.
Are you sleeping, egg?
Are you sleeping in the bag fucking seat?
Where in my city, and you're sleeping?
Bro, Martin is the one that is drowning back here.
I hope not to be in here, bro.
I'm sure the people in the building are trying to come on,
knowing that they're congested.
I know we're on three hours, bro, and I know the game's over, but we're still streaming.
You know that, right?
You know that, right?
You know that, right?
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I actually guess
You didn't know?
Yeah, I told you I didn't know
Yeah, I told you I didn't know
That's never been in my car
Oh?
It's awesome
Wait, it's the only time I like right here
Yeah, so right here to the left
To the left
We didn't hear that
I'm sorry to tell, we had to fuck this green road last year
You a-un-e-shoot?
Yeah, sweet.
You a-un-e-shoot?
I'm too cute.
The car is right there.
Why is that?
Where do I turn in?
Turn in.
That's life.
Hey bro, welcome to Arlington High.
They renovated this shit.
This shit is the nicest fucking high school.
I have every seat.
brother you are on the main street are you fucking kidding me no no they didn't
have they made a person get to or say they renovated it my shape on a corner
of the hood and it was not even three-thirds of what this is bro they
renovated me they extended the building they made even better than it actually is
they should be the campus bro it's texas the fuck you expect
Wow, this den has a mid-section of the trucking.
Like, that's not usual?
Nah, this...
That should be...
That should be...
Yeah, that should be...
Bro, it's... it's taxis.
Your school has multiple floors.
It's taxis.
It's a taxis high school.
What does that even... what does that even mean?
Everything is bigger in Texas, like that's a real thing.
That's not a real thing.
Yes, it is!
Maybe on the road street, like...
You got a wall breeze
I feel like a super senior pulling up again, bro
First I'll be back forever. Yeah
Yes, I've been here since I was in high school
I was gonna be like yo guys
So you should you want me to ask the fucking high school kids? Yo, let's let me join your my school practices. I'm back
Yeah, that's like some fucking
Just let me step out the car to go scope out the area literally just be careful. I'm not
I'm serious.
That's some shit you see it takes it right now.
Yeah, okay.
We're looking for all these days with the $300,000.
It's tough.
It's tough, bro.
That's tough.
I'm already good with it.
How many days has it been since you came here?
Really?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you dead tired?
We back baby is what we do
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We know that.
Nice to chat.
I'm bad at this.
We try to pass your old classes.
Yeah, that's right.
You're running through your old schedule.
I think it's closed.
We'll start about trying to get our new son.
So, we'll come to you.
Good bye.
He's not great at everything.
Good bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They're for the serious, they're really good, like, they have a teaching with both of them
Wow, you're the popular owner
If I went to my school back home, you know, I would have been swarmed
They teach me how to kiss my punchy if they love me so much
They can stand up back, you know
Damn, all these things, they're strange, yo
No, it's summer, no one's fucking here
Where did you go in there?
What?
I don't even look the same.
I'm asking you.
Yeah, I see.
That's the line, bro.
Where did you go in there?
I don't know.
What's going on?
I don't know, bro.
This is all new.
This is all new.
This was not the main entrance before.
The main entrance is on the other side.
It's on the other side.
But maybe it's a giant like a football team,
so I could see all that shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So where's the fields at?
Turn our pressure on.
Summer.
I don't know Jason bro.
Now you have to look.
You just have like a ride that I come up.
I'm not going to lie.
You're supposed to be the whole south hero bro.
Like, brother, you've changed the password on your last thing.
You can get out of school.
You Jason.
Shut up man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Hey man, big actile shit.
What's the move man?
Shut up.
School?
Yeah.
How do you get in?
Summer school?
It's closed.
Everybody's out?
Yeah.
People like our pride center?
No, no, no, no, no.
How was that then?
How was it then?
Yeah, how was that then?
Oh, seriously.
Like, what the fuck is that?
Thank you.
It's nothing special.
It's just we all graduated from here.
We wanted to, you know, get back.
Yeah, I watched it.
Shit, that's, they got the only two of you.
Oh, come on.
That's a quick one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're always in this.
Some people come to meet and you will always attend.
That's right.
That's right.
Maybe we'll have a few of those and stuff.
Stay in there and make this hard.
That's right.
Big...
Big all-intention, man.
All-intention.
We don't put a lot of time.
Oh, what?
We...
We...
We put a lot of time.
What?
We put a lot of time.
Oh, y'all sweet as sugar, baby.
Sweet as sugar?
Y'all sweet as sugar.
Y'all sweet as sugar, bro.
What's up, bro?
We're gonna be joking.
I love you.
Here we go.
Oh, jeez.
What is it?
Hey, you pulled out a switch, bro. It's over.
No, no, no. It's not a switch.
I'm gonna be in Texas, bro.
Why you holding Marlin, bro? That ass.
What the f-
Why you holding Marlin?
What do you make in our city look bad bro?
Why are you holding Marley?
Oh, that's a small one
It's a small one
I mean...
It's your city boy
Let it go
You ain't one of the smart ones
That was one of the smart ones
I was here just 30 years ago
I thought you were Chinese
I'm not Chinese
That's in my trench
I was in the trenches
and I tried to leave
Hey, be honest
I see you over in the kitchen and all that.
You're up in the kitchen.
You said you were from Lige.
What word are these?
It's next to TCC.
It's next to the city.
I got a fucking shot up.
Shot up.
Shot up.
How about some more guys?
What about Mark?
What about you?
I'm about to take a shit.
Take out me.
I was on the drill.
Ah, for real.
Hey, what are you all watching?
I actually can't say that.
Are you all watching the game anywhere at the watch parties?
A lot of friends came.
Like the Jordan El Cheerio game?
That's it, right?
Yeah.
Jordan El Cheerio?
All right.
I'm not gonna lie bro
That's some two buns
That's some quill bro
Two buns that seems to be
I need to play football
Y'all play footy?
Yeah, you can call us both
Oh chill y'all
Look at me
Yeah, you can play pick up right here, down the street
At number 90
It's like an indoor place
I'm not playing football
You can call it
No bro
You can call it a bass out of me
No bro
Let's go game, let's go game
Let's go, I'll grab a cup
Let's go walk around here
Alright, you are
Here
Thanks
Hey there
I was just saying
You're not from the army, is it?
It's okay
Hey, everyone, can you take a picture of us?
Yeah
Please, thank you
I remember when I was in high school, I was like, play!
You arc you did it?
I'm not just playing.
I'm just brother and brother, too.
I appreciate you going to play.
I will say, I will say, I will say, run and play.
Sweet ass little baby ball.
I would never say no to Marlon picking me up.
Where you going, bro?
I'm not walking around hardly.
Big Actown shit, man.
Yeah.
They got you out of there.
Well, the last time we...
This is 8-3, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, because you have tonight's patrols or the 8-8 patrols.
What are you doing?
What are we doing?
Interesting.
It's a farm.
Even the fields?
Every farm.
Let me tell you what we should do.
Let's go get barbecue.
Where are we going to park tomorrow?
Park tomorrow.
Park tomorrow is a real situation.
Park tomorrow is not park tomorrow.
It's the park tomorrow.
Yeah, park.
Not far.
Not that far at all, I like the spot.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't walk in a rally.
This beautiful suffered town.
I'm talking about how it's fucking trenching.
I fucking had smoothie tea right in the middle of the town.
Brother, up to school, you can chew me in the subway.
Bro, I had to fucking chew rocks after school.
I'm not fucking school, bro.
I had to walk 45 minutes every day
My backpack on over.
Whoa, I didn't get a thing.
Where my car goes?
What is it?
Oh, it's like, oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What would they say?
And so we all know our smoothie king is only like high class
areas, you know what I'm saying?
Not true, bro.
Yes, it is, bro.
Not true.
Oh, smoothie king?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I ain't shit to do here, bro.
Did you ever do Iron Man or anything, ever?
Like, sometimes.
Oh, then I should go to the parks mall or a basketball.
Basketball?
Yeah.
Jason had a fucking group grown up the whole time and he still adds a mask like
Like you tell me how you saw an athletic, I'm not gonna tell you
I'm an athletic uncle, literally told me, I'm the most athletic after you
That's how I feel
But, but, you had to give me something
If I was just giving you like
Bro, dude, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Huh, I'm telling you, bro we should do a catch and pee segment
A catch and pee segment?
Yeah, Jason did that once on me
What's a catch and pee segment?
I don't catch a piece of it.
I don't catch a piece of it.
Oh my god, bro.
Are you dead ass?
I had to be.
Alright, uh, when we go to the park tomorrow, I'm serious when I say be very careful.
Okay?
Because this is the very populated area in Allington.
Like, bro, obviously, it's going to be in the fucking school this summer.
You know you don't really.
You're not made out of fucking steel actually
Well, this is probably this is probably it bro after his nickname and they don't might be cheese either we die or we answer
Yeah
She's like, linking it first?
I'm not really...
Oh, no.
I guess...
You know, if I had to have my 5-6 on here, right?
Well, I was...
Yeah, I wasn't linking shit.
I'm gonna be honest.
I was just on the, like,
email...
and chit-chat.
I'm eating up.
You clearly saw that.
Yeah, look, keep the party first.
See the desktop, though.
She's good.
I'm good.
I was desktop every day, girl.
I was desktop every day, then.
I'm good.
Oh.
Why me I could put it in the user page?
There's no Asian girls in my high school, it's just my experience.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So Chad, why is it like Texas?
Is there a reason why there's like more Mexicans living in the industry?
Oh, I don't know, Martin, maybe because it's close to the border.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, Martin.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's just an inference.
That's what I can predict.
So the parents are able to find out that we're gonna have children, even the children of
Rome in Texas, you've got to read.
Like, bro, that's how it goes, you know what I mean?
It's really not rocket science, bro, it's really not rocket science, bro.
You're not even knowing what you're laughing at, man.
I can't believe I can't read some of your phone.
You read already bro!
Damn!
Yo you're actually sleeping drunk.
I'm not sleeping, I'm just sick drunk, I'm telling you.
No, no, you're sleeping drunk. Everything's drunk.
What do you have here?
Let's go to the mall, let's go to the mall and...
But there's a spot where you can buy one chips.
Let's just give it out to fans.
One chips?
Oh my god.
One chip?
One chip bro.
What's your price? What's your price for $500?
That's a thing.
Oh my God. This is the mall where you dripped out
round before his day with Leah.
Oh my God, I remember that shit.
Like the ones you've charged?
Like, well, are you okay now?
Are you okay now?
Legs all up a sea
Like what is wrong with you? What's the house of sports? What is that?
House of sports? Yeah, where's the fire?
I don't know, probably like two basketball shoes
Yo, yo, yo, it got too silent to sound
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, they better not be spaman seeds in my fucking tracks
I swear to god.
You got to. That was too silent.
No, no, no.
We're not running this shit back again.
I swear to god.
We're just okay.
We gotta fight and sleep.
No, don't fight.
You need to fight and sleep because you're not sleeping.
Watch out my deer.
Why don't we trust you?
We have three hours of sleep.
Because we're grinders, man.
So why are you sleeping?
You're fucking right, bro. I gotta get second...
You know what it is that's food.
I've always noticed that we can try the four, five, six hour month.
We need to have a big meal.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
That's like turning four, bro.
I wish.
He's saying that Ag is gonna act on his will, bro.
No, bro.
Bro, I'm like my love, bro.
I love you, I like you, I like you.
Really, bro?
What do you call an act?
What do you call an act?
What?
A dirty nag.
Like, act, act, act, act.
Like, act, act, act, act.
I like you.
I like you.
Wait, so who is Orton?
This ain't Marley, man! Shut the fuck up, man!
Hey, would y'all guys take 20-20 month burn?
Or...
Or 2016 Chino Hills?
Chino Hills!
By far, Chino Hills.
Hey, that's Cadenville. That's Cadenville.
Chino, fuck Chino.
I don't care what they say.
I don't give a fuck. It's Chino Hills, like, fuck people.
Hey, that's Cadenville. That's Cadenville.
Hey, that Jason in there?
What?
That Jason in there?
Yo, bro, what high school is that Jason in?
Ah, Louis.
Huh?
There was a motorbike before that.
Louis, Louis, Louis.
Louis?
Louis.
So what do you move?
I mean, it's like 14?
Yeah.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how to start.
There's a lot of good athletes that come out of Honest in there.
Oh, it was Gary.
Yeah.
Who's Miles Gary?
What is it?
Bob's Gary.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Play for the Chargers now.
Oh, I'm not.
It's not Chargers.
It's not Chargers.
No, it is.
It's not.
It's bad.
He's playing for the Chargers now.
I swear he got Chargers in my head.
I swear he got Chargers in the back.
I don't know.
Wait, no.
Two of the ramps.
Sorry.
Bro, it's in the back.
In the back?
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I've been here! I've been here so long!
Oh, that's a house of sports!
They deadass added a dicks to the mall!
That's a house of sports right there!
Oh, J.J!
Shit!
Fucking little piece of shit!
Nah, do they not see I'm turning any fucking ass?
I turned it off! I turned it off!
I'm going in the right way.
Oh, shit's hurting.
There you go.
I'm turning now.
I'm doing good.
Hey, look at my dog.
I actually brought that right here.
That says now open.
That must have opened like two days ago.
Oh, I never see it.
That's what house sports is.
Y'all ready for this picture segment?
Yes
One fact, I would buy a lot of books in one
So I don't give a fuck bro and I would fly
I guess you read books, you're a dunderhead, bro
Yo, welcome to Arlington, boys
Yo, thank you, bro
Sit down, have a good day
This city is a quill field.
The city is a quill field.
You've never even gone to the quill field, man.
They say this city is a quill field, bro.
It's not, bro.
The city is a fucking kill for it.
All the time.
All the time.
I can't believe it.
Every community.
Like, I feel like...
No, it's not Marlington. It's Arlington.
It's Marlington.
you might just...
wait, the job...the job of...
the job is to bug...
don't believe everything you think
boy, have you read the one, uh...
you've never read a fucking bug
you've never read a fucking bug
I've read that one way, that's like
oh, die rich or die trying
oh, I've read that one way
what's your favorite chapter in the book, bro?
oh my god, what is my favorite saying?
my favorite chapter of the title
You can read the voice in mobile.
Yes, we can read it.
This is a big city.
You can read in mobile.
Oh, GT.
Big act town shit.
Big act town shit, man.
You know I run an act town.
You know I run an act town.
You know I run an act town.
You know I run an act town.
Oh, this is really Arlington. It is Arlington.
It is really Arlington. What's up, what's up?
What's up?
Wait, wait.
I have to do booboo.
I got a brutal amount of time.
I appreciate it, bro.
What?
I got this!
I got this!
I got this!
Yo, we're here to shoot you!
Where we at?
We're at a school!
Huh?
Yonah Way.
Yonah Way, you know what I'm saying?
Shoot!
We can't shoot you!
Oh, boy, shoot!
Yo, hey, dude!
Hey, yo!
Let me get you some tickets.
Shoot.
Send that box in there.
Shoot, sir.
Hey, take it away.
Hey, hey, hey, we got to go.
We got to go.
Thank you, William.
Let's keep going.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome, bro.
I still can't speak
I've got a leg to see though
You want to take a picture?
Oh my God!
We can't stay in one position or otherwise we'll just go and be taken
We'll be right here in 20 minutes I promise
Right now, it's the same road, but we go back to Mullington.
Ow!
We got to get Auntie Ann's, but you don't go to the mall, they'll get you.
You got to get Auntie Ann's.
You just have to get Auntie Ann's.
So, how do we stop?
You just want to see the picture.
You never go...
Yeah, yeah, wait
We work out so far
We don't be there
I bet, yeah. I bet.
Yo, we're about to go to a store in...in...in...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Real tech.
No, that's like...
Tech is the same.
1500 each?
That's crap, bro.
I'm gonna leave that.
I'll take a look at it.
Come on, man, come on, man.
That's fine
That's fine
That's fine
You told me
You told me
You told me
You told me
You told me
You told me
You told me
Yo, yo
1500
Alright, he's lying, you gotta get him one chance
Alright
So play it.
It's funny. It's funny.
You want to change that?
You want to change this one?
Yeah, now I want to change it.
I'm going to put the picture on that one, right?
Yeah, if you're real, then it's real.
So we can pick out any shoes.
$1,800.
You can't be trolling, man.
Hey, your man's standing 1,500 feet.
$1,800.
$1,800.
$1,800.
$1,800.
So we can't pick up any shoes for free
We won the egg
Oh
Are you sure?
Yeah, gating.
Are you sure?
Is that weird?
No, I don't know. You tell me. I'm not only...
I'm not only king, but I'm only king.
I'm only king.
Yes, fool! Yes, fool!
I'm not a fool!
Oh, that's my mother.
Oh, thanks.
So, I thought you guys were on the ticket.
Where's that?
Oh, downstairs.
I have all the tickets.
There's Marlings in there.
They're closing the gate for us, right?
Because I'm your son.
I'm your mother.
He's not from Marlings.
He's not from Marlings.
He's not cleaning all the seats.
He's not from Marlings.
I've played it all these years
I've played it all these years
I've played it all these years
I'm a real asshole baby
I'm a real asshole baby
Let's get the fuck out of here
Hey, what's the fuck are you doing here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
What is this gonna make?
Give out a mouthful
Let's talk more
1500
Look at that.
Look at that stuff.
We come with Babbage!
We are here for you!
We come with Babbage!
You always have his mic, you always have his mic.
I'm really enjoying this though.
Yeah, go follow.
We gotta stop, we gotta stop.
Yeah, bye, man.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Okay.
Yes.
Wait, are we not allowed to shop at the mall?
It's probably him.
This is Martin.
This is the mayor's performance here.
I'm not sure
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Of course
I just wanted to say
Of course, no
He's dirty in the hat
He gets dirty in the hat
I'm on the hat
Martin, how's it going?
Guess you're a superstar
I'm a mother of God.
I'm a mother.
I'm a mother of God.
People.
13.
Oh, man.
I don't want to be fucked when I tell it out.
He is going to do his job.
That's the one.
Lead them out of here.
No, what that mean?
That free palace theme.
We going, they got a lot of me.
This is your man.
I'm great at it, everybody.
That's what I mean.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
No, what that mean?
That free palace theme.
This is the best part.
Oh, dude.
That's a lot of muscle.
Oh!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
That's not
you're not that right, mom
that's right
that's right
wait, who got these tools?
who got these tools?
more, more
more, more
what is it?
oh, bro
we actually got them
oh
those are these soul players
let's go
I
Thank you, bro.
Wait a minute, I'm just gonna keep calling for the United Kingdom.
Let's put that off.
Yo, mate.
I don't give a fuck if you like me.
I don't give a fuck if you like me
Ask me how does it feel?
Hello?
What?
stop stop stop
I hope you do this
you're not the Marlin Marlin thing
stop
hey Marlin
you're not the Marlin thing
I don't know if you love me
I don't kill a friend like me
ask me I did it here
Marlin
just do this
what the fuck did you act Marlin
Say your Marlin, say your Marlin, man.
Damn, small.
How do you guys, how do you guys dream?
What?
How do you guys stream there right now?
Say bye, say bye.
Hey, good bye, good bye.
Hey, be shut, yo.
I love you, I love y'all.
You just want to fuck this piece of shit.
You can't access the book to me, bro.
You can't access the book to me, bro.
How much do I want to?
Because you can't eat a morsel without wet's and pretzels.
I mean, bro, I'm not like, when is the food done?
I'm only fucking rude, man.
So they give you room to stay in.
They give you fruit, they do your nails, and they really put your nails in the same bag.
I love it. I love it. I love it.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm gonna brush my ass.
Don't brush my ass.
Oh, shit.
My god, like that.
Watch out. Watch out.
Watch out.
He's not even in his seat.
Oh, yeah, we just ran a cat.
Oh.
There we go.
Alright, so now, man, I would say thank you,
and Martin's somebody else, alright.
Martin, say good to me, good to me, good to me.
They may not Martin's.
Alright, so let me see where you're coming from.
We parked outside at Barnes & Noble.
There you are.
That's where we're going.
I'm trying to get in the car.
I'm trying to get in the car.
I'm trying to get in the car.
I'm trying to get in the car.
I'm a car driver.
I'm gonna see you, bro.
I'm trying to get in the car, check them all.
They all out here.
I'll wait here. I'm going to get something to talk to you.
Okay, so we gotta get them, sir.
Oh, and they keep...
I could see a scoop, yo.
They all out here.
Oh, that's the best kind of valley I've seen.
Oh, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
You go get the car, pull over here.
All right, pull over here.
That's better.
Let me get this girl in there.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, look at that.
Wait, can you just take the phone with him?
I don't know.
Take what?
Take the phone.
Take the phone.
Go, go, go.
Take the keys.
Do I hear any cord in my back there?
Um, really?
We're a little too...
What's the way right here?
You don't have to get out of there.
You don't have to get out of there.
We got a plan.
Goodbye, Vincent.
You get close.
Just got all the attention.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, y'all did y'all hear about the new name change in the city?
Nah.
Yeah.
You did not do a fucking name change.
Fucking name change
You are them bro, this my city don't disrespect me in my own city, bro
He's not taking on my city, bro. He's not taking on my
He's not taking over my city on God, he's not taking on my
No, no, no, no, you watch the fucking mouth
Yeah, yeah, shut that
So that's a you wear my whole fit on God is my shirt. It's my shorts. That's my hat, bro
That's my dad's hat. You got my whole fit on bro. You must hear my own city and disrespect me
They make it like a like a like a street name for me. So down down the road on the fourth Avenue
They do like a fourth Avenue. We're all into there's no avenues man. It's Bowen Road and Cooper Street
Whoa, bro, are you so aggressive to the mayor, gang?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I wasn't waiting, but then she...
I don't know why I said I'm gonna cut.
Uh, Honda Civic.
Honda Civic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been trying that for a couple of years this year.
A couple of years this year.
I don't think he's answering first.
We got a Civic.
We didn't have a couple of years this year.
Dude said a couple of years this year.
I like my every sleeper.
I like my every sleeper.
I get to play with every type of sleeper.
Ahhhh.
Get down there.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna let it shower before dinner's about a fucking hit.
Are you gonna open that 6-19?
No, yeah.
It's that shit.
I can't freaking shower.
Wait.
I'm waiting on the text.
Wait for me on the map, let's try it.
Okay.
Alright.
No, it's okay.
She's not even a stupid girl.
I'll get you out of the way.
The girls are screaming my name.
I'll get you a pee-pee.
What's that?
Come on.
Bro, chill.
Are you fucking serious?
He's fucking kidding me.
I
So I was just going to go in the car
Yo, yo, are you dead ass right now? Are you sleeping? Are you fucking like are you good?
It can't be on the same time of time that I'm in so I could really match
Are you fucking serious you're wearing my shirt my suit I got that in New York
I did that to you to wear the game. Yes
Cuz I bought those are new
Oh my god
Hello
My way
Oh shit, hold on let me call it. Maybe you probably shouldn't have said it where but but we're gonna try
The mayor
You don't know where you're going bro talk about is right I've never been to the back
I haven't been to the parks more since about three years ago
Oh, no, he's dead.
We're in the tunnels, bro.
Oh, no, we're good.
He's at the entrance of the billboards.
Yeah.
Hmm.
There we are, there we are, there we are.
of
the
the
It's going to bang.
You got three people watching already so they don't even appreciate you.
Man, thank you, thank you, man.
Hell, boy.
What is Madison?
Nothing.
Are you like, sober?
Are you?
I'm sick, man.
I'm sick.
Pearly yellows.
They're saying pearly yellows, bro.
To who?
Oh, jeez.
See, why do they look like that?
Why shouldn't they yellow?
Oh, why shouldn't they bad?
Yeah, yellow phone. Oh, my shit, not bad.
Yeah, my shit's so yellow.
Oh, you gotta be lighting.
No, no, no, no, no.
You gotta be lighting.
That's how they look at it.
Oh, shit.
You've got to change your phone?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, that black building is so crazy.
Dude, I'm making love with you.
Make it top-faced, bro.
It's really the normal, bro.
It's actually the normal.
So you just ate me.
I love you, you said, you know.
Yo, Vincent, Vincent, nope.
I can't find you, man.
You can't find us?
You can't find us?
Grab the stand.
No, we're not outside yet.
No, no, we're not outside.
All right, listen, we're just going to go.
We're just going to haul ass, bro.
Main entrance? Okay.
The main entrance is the one in there.
Okay.
I'll put you in front of the entrance.
Oh, the main entrance.
Wait, where's the entrance? Where's the main entrance?
Holy shit.
No, no, he doesn't know where. Where's the main chain?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't think to the back of the mall.
On the left side, on the right side of the mall.
Yeah, on the back of the mall.
Stay back or you might get shot!
On the top of the mall.
Sorry, yeah, not real.
Yo, yo, yo, you gotta go in the back.
go to the back bro you got my location you don't have my location I'm saying
you my location this Marlin is fucking aura farming it I got you one second I'm
I'm trying to figure something out!
Don't worry about it.
Do you say how many likes do we get out of here?
Uh, a million thousand.
What?
A million thousand.
Hey, where is he?
Oh, shit.
You're good, bud.
Not in that bad, bro.
I know.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh
Wait J. J. J. J. J.
It's hard living in Mexico, bro.
Bro, I'm living off EBT, bro.
Oh, not EBT free food.
Bro, that's good.
It's hard, bro.
EBT, bro, yeah, EBT.
There's nothing, bro.
Even if you get it.
Hey, hey, hey, I love you all.
Really?
Even if you get it.
You get it.
I'm Sarah's friend, bro.
What's good?
I wasn't at this court.
We're all rowing them.
I do a little bit, man.
My dog.
I don't know man, I don't know
I meant they feel like running through and there's this little...
Yeah.
I was on your, there's your, your hotspot.
Your hotspot? Okay.
Oh
I'm- I'm co-signing Haskins.
I'm not letting you crack, but anyways, yeah.
No.
Good.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay, listen.
If you're gonna sign me, bro, I want the-
I'm on this one.
Oh, we're back.
Yo.
Yo.
You out here or something?
Yo, yo.
Hold me back.
Hey, Chad.
That was a good little Harlington segment.
Tried for the guys that gave me the food.
Yo.
You got the piss in?
We got out of here, bro.
We got out of here quickly.
I got to see what happened.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
I had like 11 in my hand.
Didn't I got it?
I was looking at the other one.
And I was like,
What the f*** is this?
What the f*** is this?
What the f*** is this?
What the f*** is this?
and I just got out of the end
oh, I gotta save you, I gotta save you
I'm gonna go out
huh?
oh, he said you were wrong
oh, yeah, uh, here we go
we're back, we're back, save us, look at that
dog with the saver, I gotta have some track dog
saver now, bro, save it up, bro
Oh
My god
I'll go back bro one more time, one more time.
We need to get this wall.
I
Had the car going
Help though hold this one for it
We're back yeah, we're back cuz we're at the house. I don't know why we have a TV when we didn't fucking bring it back
We bring it with us
What the fuck is going on?
Fuck you finally brother.
Can I please tell my surname?
Who are you calling?
My name's Ash.
It's about to be sold in.
I don't know.
All the Marlington people bro.
Have you?
So I stepped out of the Marlington parking mall, bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck is the Marlington parking mall?
Anyways, in the
There's a guy giving us lemony this shit. I'm like, yeah
This goes off you know that lemony. I was like, yeah, that's cool. Whatever
So you ate all the fries in no sauce
Anyway, so so I gave this girl my lemonade, right and help people crowd
I must step in the car and she just sucks the fucking drink in the start of my mouth. I'm like
Right. I'm like, yo, I got a bottle later, bro. She takes that back
She's got the DNA.
No, she didn't.
She's from my life.
She said,
She's got the DNA.
She started sucking on straw?
She indirectly made out with you, bro.
Like, that's kind of crazy.
Like, bro, this is a volunteer shit, bro.
Fuck it, bro.
Is your city hot game that fuck each other?
City hot.
It's not in the city, bro.
Bro, you know.
Why would you place Everett this camera here?
Are you a target of my dad putting it here?
Wait, where?
Brother, I have one or two things to say.
I fucking dare you to tell my father how to burn his house.
You fucking sweetest bastard.
No, I'm not going to let you lose it.
What sauce did he give you?
Is this the buffalo?
What's the chief of the sauce, muts?
I ain't lying, yeah, bro.
Like, why would he not give?
But don't eat too much.
Let's balance.
That'll pull an easiness to the best, right?
I'm all right, muts?
Right?
Two fillings, muts.
Chelle, huh?
Huh?
Low-key.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro, that's it for me.
for me. Believe me too bro. I did not think. I'm happy. That's fine. That's great. Well,
tomorrow's that. Well, so I'm waiting. We're both going to play right. I'm going to Boston.
and I want to go to England vs. Downing game.
My first England game, I have to see it.
And you all going to Portugal.
We're gonna win this Ronaldo school.
We're gonna win this West for Ronaldo.
It's for a fucking hat trick, bro.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, hat trick maybe.
I just won a score.
Yeah, I'm living it.
I just won a goal.
I didn't win a goal.
What?
Hey man, World Cup is gonna be a fun as fuck.
We're gonna borrow today again, bro.
You're actually?
I'm gonna check.
We're gonna see the absolute amount.
How many more should we just see here?
Yeah.
Hey, I'm gonna end.
And we better, I'm about to quickly shower.
I'm gonna go to the family front.
We're gonna go to the family front.
Yeah, I'm gonna put on my Doritos.
And I'm gonna shade a little bit.
And yeah, I'm gonna see if people can understand what I'm saying.
So, hey, I got a voice.
And I'm watching.
Peace out, y'all.