jasontheween
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06-24-2026 · 11h 27m
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Literally 10 years, I don't know how to get rid of this shit. I don't know what to do. No, I'm not bloated
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Was actually bad my camera's tilted and be honest. I've been desktoping so long. I think I might have forgot how to desktop
Fuck fuck
Are we good?
How we doing chat?
How are we doing today? We are back at the core crib on feeling good
We got a great um name our place today. We got a bro V bro. We got Matt desktop content today. Okay, we're gaming today. Big gamer shit. Terrible shorts.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, bro. These shorts are fired. I'm bringing back and one short. These are and one, but you know, I like the reflective shit.
Yeah, what are y'all talking about take off Marlin shorts. These are my shorts
I gave these to Marlin because he had no clothes get off my dick. These are not Marlington shorts, bro
Speaking of Marlington, um, I'm missing bro. I don't know what he's doing. I think he might be back in Arlington
Give them back to
Marlington, okay, I don't like the nickname, bro. I don't like the nickname. He did not go to my city and fucking um
I'm rolling to be Marlon.
Hey, bro, we are back to, you know, Brazil, Jersey on Arlington.
Represent honestly, this World Cup tour.
I miss home.
I haven't got had a good night's rest in a very long time, but we're back, man.
We're back.
We're going to be doing a bro v bro today.
Me and Ron versus Joe and Jeezy.
OK, that should be literally free money.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to put up so much money if they allow me to bet on Neymar.
What time does Neymar play chat? Okay, we might watch that on desktop
Maybe maybe maybe we got mad content say we're gonna we're doing a 10 hour string today
It's gonna be a fucking banger. I took my medicine
No, there's any doctors in the chat know what a Delta's zone is or or
print pred knit zone is
Because I've been taking this shit and that's nothing for me. I've had this fucking cough
for almost two months now. It's a steroid. Yeah, it's a steroid. But how does steroids
make my cough better? Now I've been taking this shit for fucking like a week now maybe. You
You need to nooblize before sleep.
I don't know what that means.
I've had a dry cough.
We not doctors.
Well, there's got to be a doctor somewhere in a chat that knows how to fix this shit.
Okay, please.
It helps with lung inflammation.
Start doing drugs.
It'll go away that way.
That's what I've been doing.
I've had it for two years and you need to stop shouting.
Brother, I'm a streamer.
Try honey and tea.
It doesn't work.
Tren cough.
Bro, I haven't been to the gym in probably like three weeks since the Asian Jif.
Boxing match I haven't been in the gym, but I could see my face in real time
Bloating on camera due to no sleep and due to no gym. I've been see myself fattening up
Right a lot back in man. All right, listen if I fatten up again
If I fatten up again, I need y'all to let me know. Okay, like actually let me know
Diamond gym August diamond gym um I
Guess diamond gym. I went to the diamond gym, but does that really count for real?
You're fattening up, bro. No fat are funny. Who cares? I'm gonna be honest, bro
It's like a medium when you're fat
It's either you're really fat and then you get like 10 attributes to all your funniness or
Or you're like medium fat and it doesn't really affect you like you know, I mean
You're like wrong type of fat don't ever do that shit
Don't ever do that shit
All right, for God of desktop, I'm pretty sure I go to my com or click links for the first like maybe hour of my stream and then we're gonna get the bro be bro starter.
We got the bro vote in like an hour. These are the games. Let me know. Let me know if this is easy fucking money or not. These are the games.
Canada Place Today, can you watch that?
Uh, no, fuck no.
Holy shit, look at this shit.
Wow, look at these notes, bro.
This was my last desktop stream, I'm talking about notes.
I was a lawyer for fucking Santi, and now Santi's in Korea with Joy May, still having
a fucking time of his life.
That shouldn't even matter at all.
Are you gonna watch Columbia versus Portugal game? I'm not going to that game the last group stage game
I'm going to is France versus Norway with with Yugi and maybe Arke maybe Arke
matter Yocha
All right, so these are the bro 2v2 bro of the bro with me and Ron and
we are up against
Jinxie and Joe Bartolozzi.
These are the games.
The games are...
Wait, wait, did they announce the games yet?
Okay, I'm gonna just announce.
They wanted to play Rainbow, Rainbow and Rocket League.
Wait, hold on, did I install Rocket League?
Oh, shit.
Ah, we're good. Wait, we're Zoom.
We're Zoom?
We're Zoom?
Please don't watch the game.
FUCK!
Oh my- I'm-
We don't have Wi-Fi, so my bitrate might fail.
I'm looking at the bitrate, I'm looking at the bitrate, I think we're good.
I think we're good.
What made it remain okay, I think we're chillin I think we're chillin
Yes
Oh to right now with games on the honest rainbow six siege you see on controller. I I think I can win
Controller players are just infinitely worse than PC players pool gas raid a
Hey!
Yo, Santi bro, appreciate the big raid, you know what I mean?
I hope you're having a good time in Korea
with your bow thing and Mrs. Gigglish is behind the camera.
I was watching a little bit,
you doing little shout out segment earlier before,
I started my stream.
Shout out to you, bro.
Hopefully Korea is fun when I went, I had a blast,
let me know if you all want to link with New Genes and M.
I can make some shit shit bitch. I'm Yvette. Is that her name? Is that her name?
Kareela so fun man Kareela so fun. All right, so right rainbow and broccoli is their two games and then our two games
We don't even know yet. I don't even know yet. I think we're gonna do for night in Valorant
Which is a clear fucking win they're gonna we're gonna have to give like handicaps or some some shit
Definitely
Or or we can do like a spelling bee 2v2 roadblocks spelling bee JCS
Now we can do CS. This is the neutral game neutral games. This is what they wanted to include
Geo guesser
I'm gonna be honest. We're instantly losing that shit. I'm pretty sure Joe Bartoluzzi like philosopher just smart as hell geography
Went to college. Grave's way in college. He's definitely winning that shit. Um fall guys fall guys first duo to win
Okay
Mecca chameleon
to be to hide and seek I
Don't know how we're gonna do that to be to hide and seek. I never played the game, but I'm down
I'm down for literally end the game um csgo uno question mark
Combined combined IQ test
That one was lucky funny and then in roblox spamming me
Why are y'all saying ggs? Why are y'all saying ggs? I'm pretty sure it's the best of nine
Best of nine or best of seven? It depends on how fast we go. But I pretty sure no leak.
No, no leak for what are you talking about? No, Joe Biden is Joe Bart is good at every game. Joe 1v3.
That's Joe's game. How is that neutral? Bro, what are you talking about? This is all neutral.
Geo guesser maybe it be not Ron is low-key good at geo guesser though. No, I'll be like
Bro, and I've been I've been going on a world cup tour so low-key my geography skills have
Upgraded a little bit a little bit
Fuck no
It's raps it's in America, okay, but the flags and shit the new countries that I've discovered
I discovered Cape Verde, I know the location
because I do research on each like Algeria.
I didn't know where Algeria was before Algeria
was in a World Cup.
It's true, it's true.
And then Mecca, Chameleon, 2v2 hide and seek.
That's low key we can, I mean, that's 50-50.
She is go, that's a clear win.
But Uno, that's just RNG combined IQ test.
I'm a four-time spelling bee champion speaking a four-time spelling bee champion, brother. They don't want this shit
They don't want this shit roll block spelling bee 2v2 if I lose this shit if I lose this shit I
Deserve death okay, Barack Obama signed my fucking spelling bee trophy
I'm not washed. I still got it. All right
2v2 FIFA with it
Yep, yo Daniel
They are new. They are niche.
I'm on my fucking chat, please.
What time is it, Brovy, bro? Approximately like 50 minutes?
But yeah, should be a fun, fun, amazing day today. Speaking of Jinxie, are you in this?
Need a hundred players for OG Fortnite turning July 5th?
Um...
the thing is bro listen with July coming up there's a game every single day
with a round of 32 how many games is around 30 is this 16 chat I do want to
go to a lot of the hype games you already know but I'll be honest after doing
like this World Cup tour thing I mean to do this I just been enjoying going to
every game and with Yugi and Marlin with all the guys it's been mad fun and you
I'm blessed to have the money to just fucking buy great seats. Shout out to the chat. Shout out to y'all
So I wanted to go to most of the games. Um, I want to go to the youth this game
I already bought tickets for USA versus who were the fuck but
Tell me I'm tripping
Ever since the World Cup started like bro before the World Cup sort started it's like, okay
I live in the US. I don't really give a fuck about the US. I'm Vietnamese the US never did anything for me
Um, actually that's that's not true. I'm shot into the US. I'm very freedom and shit, but the US
Made me more patriotic. I don't know going in that first game and seeing that for one score against
Paraguay just made me more patriotic
I I genuinely want the US to fucking win it all win it all bro. I I genuinely believe
The US team right now
can beat 100% can beat Mexico right or wrong right or wrong can beat Mexico can
beat um shit can beat the England that played fucking yesterday poor fucking
Marlin went to a zero zero game my first zero zero game I go to I'm gonna be
Satisfuck um
Can beat Congo who who drew Portugal brother? I don't know bro
Mexico beats us that's just not true. That's just not true
Like I watched the ua. I watched the Mexico game
Mexico probably close, but they get cleared by any top five team by by a long shot
I mean probably but I don't know. I believe in the US. We believe in the US. We love it. We like it
Bro, I'm gonna chant that shit next game
I'm gonna chant that shit next game. It's gonna be fucking amazing
Never claim Chino again, but I mean I love my Mexico's Mexicans in the chat
But I got to go with US
Like that's my mom like
Bro US versus England is that possible chat US versus England brother that game
I don't give a fuck if the tickets are 20k each
No
So why am I seeing like bro July 4th like it's possible
Round of 16
Look at the bracket right now. Okay. Okay. Okay
Portugal as it stands
So Portugal bro, I'm not alive Portugal. Please be Columbia. Please be Columbia
I need Ronaldo to fucking walk in again that game. It sure is fucking beautiful by the way
If if Portugal beats Columbia
I'm be honest if they don't beat Columbia, they probably just lose
because I saw that they have to go against Spain, France and fucking who else their
break to the finals is would be incredibly hard if they lose Columbia England yeah
PGS Columbia winning if they beat Columbia then we get to possibly see messy versus
No, no, no, and I already pre-bought those tickets and I'm gonna be honest, bro. I might
I might need to sell those tickets because
I'm infinitely in the red and I bought those tickets for like 2k each and now the tickets are like
Almost 5k
Could double up some profits and shit
but
if
Is Argentina versus Portugal?
I gotta go to that, I gotta go to that.
One Vietnamese player on an Algeria squad, same sort of guy.
Wait, is name R starting today?
Is he starting today, or is he benched?
No, so we're about to see name are five minutes of playtime eternally benched
20 minutes of playtime honestly yo name our scores today
What's the what's the likeliness of that happening?
Namor has become a hundred percent and is ready to play in a full 90 minutes. What the fuck?
Sunny bun cap whether if they more getting that pitch and he falls down and start grabbing his fucking knee
I would I would start crying, bro
How do you fall for everything? Oh, this is this is gold side. Is this not a verified account?
She's the 18 plus what type of freaky is male. Oh, we got more male
I
Interesting um great edits great fucking edits
Never never in my life would I see if I can dark try it at it of my father mugging me and
everybody in this ring
Well, this man Marlon dead ass showed up to the function in a in a Jorito's button up, bro
I'm dead. I'm dead
Fuck
Oh
This new said ebt free food what
Man's feel to sweet though, I'm gonna be honest, bro, so I don't know how true that is
Complaining about free food
Damn
Damn
I can't lie this is a movie, bro. One thing about Mexicans. You can't take away is their heart
But this is that's like a low-key like war
For every country the World Cup is kind of like war. Everybody's room for a fucking country like like it's life or death
Mexico vs. you Mexico vs. USA. I'm gonna be honest USA definitely clears
Um, Mexico definitely clears as much as I love the Mexicans.
I love Mexico.
Can it clears both?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
stupid American brother.
You're probably American calling me a stupid fucking American.
So, Yugi stupid bruh, I love Yugi, man.
Baylish.
Anymore mail chat before I go through comp?
Well, fame, power, the man who attained everything the world had to offer, Gold Roger, king of
the pirates.
With his dying words, he drove countless souls into the vast sea.
In search of the One Piece, many set sail toward the Grand Line, plunging this world into
a great pirate era.
And the LARPing begins, I tried watching One Piece way back when.
I would stream on my alt-account watching One Piece, and I couldn't get through it.
first three episodes I literally fell asleep I'm not I'm not sure and I don't
want to piss off the one piece fail because I know they're down hard but
maybe I give it but the live action I'm not alive watch the whole and watch all
the live action maybe that's maybe something my brain is wired differently
I don't fucking know but AOT just is way better AOT is way better but with a new
animation I might have to give it a chance again bro I might have to hear
out one piece you're a fucking bot wash more rent a girlfriend in one piece oh
my god I watched more rent a girlfriend in one piece I'm not even trolling I
don't know why bro I couldn't get through it I couldn't get oh when someone
said oh it gets good episode 153 bro that's a whole fucking anime 153
episodes I'll watch it again though I'll have to give it another chance bro my
frontal lobe is developing so more male anything any more male let's see I saw
this
I
Already diving lol
I saw this I saw this I saw this I saw this I don't know I don't know I don't
know rent free in his head I'm beyonds Bernardo he could have just he could
just been like yo messy messy played well man but we're the one or system so
PR should either give a fuck bro. Just that ego that he has bro, but honestly
This is the ego that got him to where he's at today
It's facts though
And out of the two games that I watched messy and Ronaldo
That Portugal game was better
It was more entertaining more entertaining
But I have to pick a way, I have to pick a way.
A stomp was entertaining.
Yes, it was.
that is
Fence it Fence sitting Bernardo vs. Messi it's not Fence sitting bro I'm
I'm appreciating 2 Dotes.
But watching both games, Messi is definitely better than Ronaldo.
I had to current time right now.
I'll say that, bro.
I'll say that.
But, Ronaldo is more entertaining to watch.
Oh my god, I'm a professional fan-sitter.
Wow.
Wow.
You love LARPing?
How many times I gotta tell ya, it's not LARPing, it's learning.
It's not LARPing, it's learning.
Stupid fucking American?
Listen, dude, if you're the Americans in a chat,
call me a stupid fucking American.
I like it.
Damn bro. Yo when is the US gonna make a, uh, a chant or set me similar to this man?
USA never
who do y'all got prance versus norway who do y'all got
i'm repping my in bop a jersey for this game but that is a beautiful tally
the silver surfer does it again I saw this I saw this W FIFA mobile we will
be playing that very soon
What the fuck is this caption, gang?
Did you just link me your own TikTok?
Where y'all from?
Yeah, on Twitch.
I have a word right here.
That ass, are you that ass, bruh?
And I have no fucking wife right now, strah.
I can't even f-
Ibrahim Mazah!
Half Vietnamese?
Where? Where?
Born in Germany, Mazah is Algerian in Vietnamese descent.
Wait, this is the only Vietnamese player in-
in the tournament?
Oh my god, bro. I can see a little bit of myself in him. He's good. I mean, how good
could he be? Bro, that's my twin. He's got my full support now, man. He's got my full
He's a oh five, baby. He's younger than me
He looks Mexican, but if I grew a mustache, I would look Mexican and taller. Okay, and his eye gap is normal
That's just weird
Saw this shit, bro saw this I don't watch it ears meow
Although and here's three exercises we used to strengthen this is already this was fucking months ago
Son let's go through this. Let's go to come. This is insane
You it does have a
I still have this shirt, I should have wore it back in Orleans, I don't know what I was
on, okay?
I'm never wearing these shirts up here again, I don't know, yeah, I don't know bro, I was
How's that was is this swag? I got
What is this black bores nice
This is a very awesome moment. I'm not gonna lie beautiful moment amazing moment
Bulgarian TV bro, can I see the clip?
W. Ty Lill
We made it cause new video Wow we deadass made it chat yes sir we made it I'm
here to be a professor professor love just ring where one I want to teach and
inspire the youth I'm trying to I'm trying to go to streamer you well you
You got the 9?
I saw this.
Saw this on TikTok.
Yes, I submitted my online.
Holy shit!
There's genuinely no limit to this shit.
It's not LARP, it's called supporting.
I'm a fan of football in general.
So this is just supporting all the teams
that I wanna win.
Obviously when the knockout 32 and 16 happened,
then that's when I start choosing my team.
The team I really wanna work.
Right now, it's just every team.
You know what I mean?
I just love the World Cup.
I just, I love World Peace.
I love all the countries coming together and just you know like the Mexicans and the Koreans making out with each other
You know what I mean? I love that shit. I love that. Y'all been seeing that shit too or just my 4u page
Yes, okay, yeah, yeah
I've seen this bro, no, no, no, no, what to say fucking my
Like what?
Gc get it mad. Oh
My god, it's a break. It's a break. It's a bit. It's a break
You think messy is that a top 10 player in the world?
He's painting what the you know, he's the best player internationally right now statistically
He's gonna win the golden food at 38
No one has ever done that
He's not
bro
I
Don't live up here. We call him me a leper. Jinxie is a professional larper
He's a worst larper you need
Oh
Look at his top 10
Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't do this. I can't do this right here. I can't lie. If we're doing right now, Messi's not number one. Messi's not number one.
Even I know that man.
Who is?
Me personally, I don't know all the players that I've been watching. I'm gonna have to go with
What I've been, what I've been seeing probably a little minimal, probably a little minimal
effects or in boppae, in boppae, in boppae or little minimal.
that chat but I'm not lurking I that's out of all the shit that I've seen
lamina mall number one me and more number one so far right now what I've
seen bro I didn't start watching football when the World Cup started I've
I've been. I've been. But obviously I haven't, I'm not in tune to every single game, but
the World Cup I've been in tune to damn near every single game. Give us five. Okay.
Wow. How this is a team say, oh, what's this? What's that tick tock doing? How's that tick
I'm doing
Damn, bro, my my talks low-key. I bet bro. I've been on a run
Mine is that Argentina one. I don't even I never even posted that one. I'm gonna be honest, but
Thank you for being so cool, I love Jason, I love him so much, I love him all for her,
and yeah man, so I really love y'all and thank you too.
Hey man, thank you Yuki bro.
Me and Yuki, World Cup Tour, it's been fun, it's been amazing.
Bro and then bro, I got the seat right behind y'all bro, I'm gonna try to finesse it but we don't see it.
No you'll be able to lose so many seats.
You think so?
Yeah, so many seats.
You very fresh if not every time we go to
Arches coming
That's gonna be a good ass stream when it with a game is in two days. So tomorrow
Some bump tomorrow my ballish or stream and then we out bro. We're going to where's it? Where's the game?
Where's the game?
Boston.
Boston Stadium. Hopefully the bit rates good in the stadium.
The bugie says that Boston is racist.
We're going to have to see. We're going to have to see.
Yeah, USA tomorrow. I'm not going to that game because
US already qualified so no point in Turkey's out. Sorry. There's no fucking point
Japan versus Sweden nah, nah, nah, not gonna bet
I
Messy bless your mom see this is this fucking real
There's not a minion mom yes, so you swear to God bro
See say you swear to God
This is a minion mom
Search it up.
What the fuck?
Um
Nothing is messy kissing a wall of real is that a real photo too? I've seen that is that a real is that a real thing too?
Okay, we're not on my happy mother
He has autism chill
Ronaldo blue comment?
Ronaldo fake?
Oh shit.
Let me your mouse my goat. Let me your mouse my goat. Let me your mouse my goat.
Let me your mouse my goat.
Arki is going to be at France v Norway game as well. Jason and Yugi in different seats.
Hopefully are you guys in us seats near us? They'll be great. We can all watch together
It's always a good vibe
I saw this bro, we're really going viral me and Yugi we're going viral. They're slow-moing us
Oh my god
Yeah, man, this is great.
You know what I mean?
This is great.
Bob's family dinner was great.
Bob's we had a bowl of five, eight, five.
You know, Marlon and Yugi, they're part of the wind family now.
Matter of fact, Marlon just texted me talking about.
Talking about, can I still can I stream at your crib before the game?
So I guess he's gonna be booting up on my fucking set up tomorrow
Yo, Ray, what's up, bro?
What you're pussy for what
What I'm live what are you talking about?
I'm down bro. I just got this bro V bros. I don't know when he'll be done
But I'm gonna do a 10-hour streaming day, but pull it to the core core group
Okay, I bet I bet let's let's just fucking fuck around and check
All right, wait thoughts on Tywin Ty won winning the World Cup
I think it's because the asian
Soccer is football. All right. Second ball. I'm not larping. I'm learning and I'm enjoying the world cup
Madam, but just I'm gonna put out the corporate so we just also saw also saw you get fucking absolutely Molly while my car cash nasty
Yeah, I'm down bro. I'll run it back. Yeah
I got you I got you
I bet, but that's what I like for, I go around and fall.
I bet, easy, easy, easy.
I bet.
Looks like we're doing a 10 hour today, boys.
Bro, asthma gonna kick in again?
Chat, I generally don't know what's wrong with my lungs.
Don't know. Haskell and Senna?
Brother.
Brother.
Seemers that I can't
Brother
Nothing burger
But I'm gonna be honest on Texas has come
I was like, bro, what are you doing about your retarded this blue has cal sends me a video
I'm sorry I don't have to be the one to tell you, but like Jason, you know, shit, if you
get controversial, you know, we say shit, we respond to hate, you can't be scared of
Twitter.
You alright man?
Doug.
Doug.
I'll text you something, bro, please lock in.
Nah.
I
Text him bro, please lock in
nah
This dude is literally a bot bro like he's not real
She's not real. He's right though. No, he's not right, bro
Listen, Bear has cows in the early stages of streaming. You know to me. Um, I
I told him I called him. He said he's gonna stop Doherty maxing.
But yeah, the send-a-tweet that was a call for.
But you know, still my boy, still my boy.
He's from Arlington and us, us, us people from Arlington like,
they just got, he just got a lander. You know, he's new to LA.
He's dropping all his day ones. I gotta shake him. I gotta shake him into the right stringer.
Hopefully he doesn't go down a dark path.
you
you
you
you
you
I had to do that, divide the fucking communities and shit.
God fuck man, give me a fucking headache.
I hate this shit, bro.
And then I'm in the middle of all of it, bro.
Like, God damn it, bro.
It's not that deep yet.
Now I'm not gonna lie, it's not that deep at all, bro.
It's not that deep.
It is a call him.
I'm gonna call him.
I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him.
Now why am I calling him?
Tell him to apologize.
Bro, it's it's dog dog. It's not that serious
But no no no stop stop stop stop it's not that serious y'all all right I told Hasco right from wrong
I'm trying to guide him to the right path
Sinner party don't even give a fuck
Problems that's for what
I don't care
You made us to gas everything?
the chat no no this is well I go live smiling oh oh
oh that would be bad man oh that would be bad that would be bad group leader bad
love this shit man my lens coming back to Arlington to watch the Sweden versus
Japan game
Marlin's gonna be swimming on my setup Marlin and bad like this now
It's nothing but love in Arlington my family
We accept you key and Marlin to be part of the wind dynasty all right
Incredible upgraded son yep your band fucking asshole I
Said you key
I did the shout out Jason to do shout out Jason the fucking Wayne the one who got it all started
one
One of my biggest inspirations in this field. Thank you Jason for everything
W. Saunty man. W
I'm not a Jew though. I'm Vietnamese
Yeah, man, go right there
I
Haven't been able to catch any of the Korean streams anybody been watching the Korean streams
I think he's been doing well bro. Shad son team and love love to see all of us. He has to well
Hey
Soon
soon
I'm lying like shit, bro. I'm I'm lying like shit
Wait, what is this an unreleased tiktok with the fuck? Dude, that's that's fire
Ora
Wow, you know that video is coming out next week. It's gonna be a legendary video. Who do you I think put in the most pain?
Okay, second best okay second best my focus type in Lacey get him out the chat bro
Wait what not a single me in the chat me. Thank you. Thank you adapt. I
Don't want to spoil the video but come on guys. I've been to the diamond gym before but I will say this time around a diamond gym
was way harder way harder there was one time we had to do a set of 750 750 reps
don't spoil that's not really a spoiler is it my name will be streaming on my
set up. I got to tune into that shit. This dude Marlin by the fucking boot up with bad
behind him. Bro, bad start handing him fruits. I might be jealous. I might, I might actually
be jealous. He owns your house now. The better son. Shut the fuck up, bro. Marlin, it's Marlin
now dream son versus Jason no stop bruh stop Marlon and Yugi they're on the same
page I don't know why y'all try to put Marlon and pedestal for my father loves
me. Dream upgrade. Yeah. We've got a great run of streams coming. Okay, well, I can't
click on it, but um, yep, yep. Not going to USA vs. Turkey game, but yes, the Valorant
Invitational draft. I don't have I don't I'm not gonna be streaming this but um
you
you
you
you
you
just just hop on on the floor and jiggling wow yeah take some moves this video and he's
like they come yes sir I don't know I'm worried I'll be honest I don't know Murray I don't
Don't worry, I don't know him right.
Let me give you my clear stuff.
Shout out to Jake Man.
Don't put that load out of your head, dude.
Just cause you sold your shit.
Don't be that ass out of it.
Don't be that ass out of it.
You're a grown ass man.
A grown ass man.
Bro, am I tripping or is it like, like, scratched?
He is a grown ass man.
I can't lie.
I'm tripping my eyes. It's like stretched.
Alright, any more mail? Any more mail before this Brobie Bro starts in approximately four minutes?
0-0 to Ghana.
I saw Semenyo, and I messed Semenyo up to Semenyo and that's my dog.
He blocked the goal from Ghana.
I saw that.
Very sad.
Very sad.
Ghana actually could have won.
I
I
Got a peach and I'm out of join the discord call
I gotta pee hold on let's see let's let's uh I'm gonna click on a link and watch
I'll have y'all link this whoa what is this no no no no no no no that ass is
Is this the trailer?
Is this the- Is this the trailer?
W. LARP, dawg.
You're not gonna sit here and tell me that I LARP JJK now.
I don't LARP everything in my fucking life.
What the fuck is wrong with ya?
Already watched?
Is this the actual trailer of one?
Oh my god!
Who is that?
Sakuna?
Oh my god.
What did he just say?
What did he just say?
Wait, it was Megamy?
Nooo.
Bro, that's not Megamy man.
What are you talking about, bro?
He said that you're bloated.
Go fuck yourself.
New male?
Hold on, I gotta pee.
I gotta pee.
Did you say Catara will win it?
No, he said we'll need.
He said we'll need in any case.
Catara will need God and I'm here.
Some cannot hurt them.
I feel hungry.
I know.
Did you get your breakfast this morning, Zatzen?
Not yet.
Okay.
Wow. Slap down all over the stomach.
Chaps, Alexi left us.
Who?
Oh, Alexi will be back. Alexi will be back with us very soon.
Your plan worked, Rebecca.
Don't you bring me into this. No chance.
America, you're welcome.
We are gonna talk about...
Listen, just stop like you're going to a funeral.
Why is this...
This is a life, don't worry.
He's a busy big man.
He should be welcoming people to Fantasy Island.
How are you doing, Papus?
Yeah, I'm okay.
You?
You're even more ugly in television than in the weather.
Absolutely, my good joint.
You can come in the picture, don't worry.
I'm a friend.
Talking to Greedy's Latin, you have so many followers,
you have to share them around a little bit, okay?
So let the goalkeepers have a few followers.
I don't have followers.
I don't have one by it.
Ours and then read books.
Well, well, well.
Well, Ron, does it sound like he's on a connect for what?
Well, Ron, I'm on your Twitch tracker right now,
and you haven't done an eight hour stream in one, two, three,
four, OK, five, six.
Yo, what's up, guys?
Yo, Jason, what up, dude?
You peeping a jersey, Jason?
Oh, no, actually, I forgot to say this.
Yo, you need to cut this shit out, bro.
Oh, here he goes again.
Oh, my god.
Here he goes again.
Oh, my god.
Jason, it's one thing to go to a game and enjoy it.
Jason, you're a bigger larper than me, bro.
You have shit takes.
Jason, name three players starting for Brazil today.
Brazil?
Yes.
Close your eyes.
Don't reject those guys. Yeah, okay. Okay. I bet. Oh, that's three players starting for Brazil. I bet. Um,
Oh, wait, let me think I know I know I know Vinny obviously Vinny obviously Vinny. Um,
Fortnite ball not a snack. Vinny or Fina or Fina and then, um,
No, no, no, no, no
Um,
Junior the second no name. I'm so time's up, bro
All I know his name on his plane today. All right, and if he touches the ball, I'm gonna fucking scream
bro, Jason
You took a picture laying down next to a CR 7 jersey and then said he's ass and then two days later
Lay down next to a messy jersey and then two days later said CR 7 to the goat again, bro
Like bro, I'm gonna rock you bro. No, Jason. Pick a side and stick to it
Bro, I have seen you in every
Go to the World Cup games and learn the game all right instead of you if you watch tiktok
Jinxie
I'm claiming my first rovers bro win today. Like that. Yeah, you say that and then you willingly opt in to do a 2v2
Spelling bee with Jason as your teammate. Yeah, I'm a spelling bee champ for time. I won a spelling bee in second grade
I'm not even kidding. I won second grade. I won I won four
Yeah, bro. Oh, wait, you're a dose of colitis, Jinxie
I are I
D O S a
I
Listen, bro, nobody uses those words like no one uses
What is that I have no idea that's the meme from that vine from like ten years ago
I do remember that meme that is a classic
Wait, I didn't everyone's eating food brush. I order food. I bet
Yeah, well, we don't know these house food this morning, bro
Yo, that way I feel like we should have some sort of like punishment for the losers in on each side
I'm down. Oh, they be it should it be the same all around
Should it be lose us to eat the entire canes menu?
You just want to eat canes not it's not even bad
How about we?
That sounds like art palpitations in that imminent death, bro the entire
Oh, yeah, I did have wait I had one, but it's kind of lame. It's more just like torture
There's a game I played called well
This would only be a punishment that would be applicable to Ron and Jason
How to make an atomic bomb in your back garden
It's like a three-hour game and you actually make an atomic bomb
In your back garden, so the punishment is to play a video game. That's like easy. No you know brother
Oh, you might as well say the punishment is the gym like shit. We always do bro
like come on let's just let's just like let's use our brain here. Did you pay out that 5k to like
people that liked your like can read your posts about. Oh great question Joe. No he got flagged
like community gunline for misinformation literally. I literally said that I'm gonna get it in 2027
June that's what I said. Okay we've got money. Oh so you're gonna do Klarna payments to the
followers. Jason's on Klarna. It's actually he gets like $5 a month. I think he ends in like
what is it? 2028-44? I think you get your final payment. Yeah, he owes me money.
208-44 he'll get his final payment. Wait, what is Klarna? You don't know Klarna?
That's how I know he's rich people bro. He's rich people! He's rich people bro. Dead out serious.
It's like, it's crazy.
Klarna's a buy now, pay later, but in installments.
So if you order a burrito from Chipotle,
you could pay it $5 a month for four months.
So Ron, what do you mean you're paying Jason on Klarna?
What happened?
Is it a wager or something?
Well, I told him that I'd give him $10,000
if I got a six pack in 2025.
He put it on his mom as he put his cars on it.
He put burger on it.
He put my entire family on it.
I still haven't got the 10k. So basically he's receiving $10 a month until the year 2844
Yeah
Casino and put 10k on red and if it hits you give him the money and if it doesn't that was his bet
Or if it hits I go buy a car and if I lose I keep going here
What car are you gonna buy for 10 grand? Oh?
Oh, holy out of touch millionaires right here guys
Jinxie and Joe need to be canceled
Joe
2004 Toyota
All of your cars are like 240,000 dollars like what do you even need you're not gonna buy a
Okay, you're not gonna buy a fucking
$10,000 car Ron, you know you're not
You owe someone a Tesla bro. No, I'm giving away a car. I'm literally giving away car bro
That's the mickey, bro. You owe someone a Tesla. I'm giving away a Rivian. That's a great car
That's a 40,000 was given to you, bro. It was given to you. Okay, so one of the games all the games you selected
I wrote them down. Would you like me to rattle them off? Could you just give a notepad Joe on your desktop?
Yeah, well, I wrote a doc I have okay. Well, this is this is up for disagree one year. That is we could we could hash out
What the specifics are here? We're doing a bro be bro at it
Sorry, I think that up, bro. I'm gonna make on the face up on or it's a free car
But I donated half of it or 35k facts. He donated it to the government. How humble of you?
You know you could pay off the the US debt on a website right if you want to check it out
How much is the US debt?
So the total national US debt is approximately 39 point 28 trillion which breaks down to you got that
$14,000 per person
That's not bad who are we in debt to bro grass like what like what the fuck does that even mean other countries and
and citizens. If you bond the governments in debt to you.
Joe, is everyone in isn't every country in debt to everything?
Yeah.
No.
So countries that have positive balance.
There's a lot of Nordic European countries are the Netherlands is like in
the green.
So I think Elon Musk just give everyone in the world a hundred thousand
dollars and we can all pay it off.
Wait, Joe, if the US is in debt, then how do we make money?
What do you mean
Individuals yes
Is the Netherlands in the positive or no, there's a kind of there's I think that are in the green
They're five hundred and twenty four billion dollars in public debt roughly. Oh shit
I don't think any countries there's not in there's a country now. There's countries in the green
Who what is a country that it's not in that chat is anybody down googling?
Yo, why are we talking about economics? I thought we were doing a bro v bro. Maybe this is a part of the row v bro
China China owes us there is no completely independent sovereign country in the world with absolutely zero national debt
Modern economic systems rely on government borrowing to fund infrastructure manage cash flow stimulate growth have her
He just has that in the pocket
It's like money shit is just useless. Why don't we all just make shit free and we just come to agreements when we get shit
Simple as that bro. It's like it's such a simple. Yeah, why don't we just go back to the barter system?
Barter system like fucking young part like Bart, but no where it's like I have like 30 wheat and I need
10, you know bowling balls and we trade
would you want 10 bowling
balls because when you go to
the bar I'm correct if I'm
wrong the barter system was
free money.
Yep.
Yeah there was no currency.
Yeah he knows that.
He knows that.
They would give you like a
mule for like 20 bread or like
well a mule would not be worth
a mule would be like a hundred
bread far more.
Yeah.
Yeah a mule would be worth
like throwing a couple of
haystacks too.
All right so here's the game
here's the game so we have
rough best of seven meaning
meaning first of four if it goes by really quickly, we'll do best of nine.
OK, but our games that we have soft me and JXC are rainbow and rocket league.
And there's crutches.
Yes, crutches to Jason and Ron to give them an advantage.
And their games are fortnight and Valorant. Easy peasy.
And I use that again.
You come on. Any shooter.
You want a different game?
No, no. You want a different.
Well, Fortnite is obviously your game.
That is, you have a fucking former bro in Fortnite.
For a while, I'm kind of a bro.
Didn't he just block me, too?
No, no, Joe.
OK, he had a top pro, Joe, and he played Div3 West.
He's like, it's pretty limit-y, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
And Valorant.
Valorant.
But watch.
OK, Valorant.
And then we would have, as neutral games,
so those games would have some sort of crotch
for the opposing team if you choose them.
You don't need to choose those games the neutral games are going to be as Ron's request a 2v2 Roblox spelling bee
That's a combined IQ test. So you
We say we're doing a combined IQ test run run. Don't worry. Don't worry run. We got this. I got this, bro
Yes
We behind IQ test all guys do a win so we would me and jakesy would queue and even
Ron would queue and we would just play into one of us when we both just
One of us wait separate parties you win a game. Yes parties, and then we have mecha chameleon 2v2
So you you would just you probably have no whistles
You just kind of custom make the lobbies for the rounds are pretty short and you would have two seekers two hiders
CS go. I don't know if that would be a death match or like just like a first to like seven rounds. We're doing a little 2v2.
Dude, but I think if we do the Valorant, we shouldn't really do CS now because it's like doubling down on games for them.
If we did Valorant, this is kind of a Jason question. Do you want to do like Swift play or would you want to do like just like an actual.
like we're playing a spike
playing a real game of there's
skirmish skirmish there's a
skirmish so you just to be to
the J. So how how good are you
at geogaster you think we could
beat them.
Um I know that if this the sun
is in the northern hemisphere
then we're probably in the
east side of the world.
Yeah we do have geogaster on
there.
If you don't think that's fair
for a neutral we could give
you some sort of crotch.
No no we're good trust.
Geogaster let's go.
We're going to be good.
I don't know, we're good, trust.
GeoGuessRoki a vibe though, but like, I don't know.
He doesn't know, he doesn't understand the world, bro.
What does he have to start off with?
I didn't start off with like, I do just.
Okay, I'm gonna say this right now to avoid people
in the chat being annoyed.
GeoGuessR's not a neutral game, you guys will get talked.
Like, there's no world where that is a fair neutral.
Yeah, I think Joe's like, gold and I'm like, raw.
Well, me and you both went, we went semi-finals in the-
Could do a, could do a Discord sharing contest.
Why don't we all order four heads of lettuce and see you can eat it the fucking fastest?
No, no, no.
You said?
Could do a push-up fade y'all.
Now we're not doing the push-up fade.
Yeah, you could do four person chess.
That's not fair either though.
You can do two v two chess.
Nice act like we're just like not doing anything.
Oh, and then we have, I was going to say we would do, if we did Uno, it would just,
You know and the spelling be it would just be whoever wins would win for their team because you can't play as a duo
Someone said oh my god, not a horrible shout. I'm down
Oh my god, so sort of the dumbest shit ever, bro, you just make your fate you literally go
Oh my god, it's like a random number generator, bro
No, no, no.
No, Bob, you'll do the same face and get different points.
Watch your mouth, bro.
Come on, stand up.
Or are you already standing?
I could stand up right now and I'll tower over you.
Don't matter to me.
Yeah, OK.
Just remember, bro, you're near Cherry Hill.
I could send my demons to your house in 30 seconds.
So be careful what you say.
Yeah, they'll show up with like a fucking ice cream cone,
bro.
You're Cherry Hill demons, bro.
Dude, I've looked for Cherry Hill.
Yo, Tarpin, bro, you want to keep it down?
I got people over there, too.
Cherry Hill is sweeter than Tarpon Springs, bro.
Also, the area of the brassines.
I'll actually agree with Ron on this.
Dude, I saw that video you did, bro.
You were walking up to everybody.
Yeah, it was a rough life in Tarpon Springs.
Everybody gave you a weird ass look.
Yup.
Y'all are all crazy.
There are people that are probably,
I mean, there's probably people in Tarpon Springs
and Cherry Hill that are, like, roughing it.
But, like, you're looking at literally someone
who came from there who's rough, you understand?
I'm not.
Let's all right you cherry hill is sweet talking springs is sweet
We're going blow-for-blow with like fucking Monaco. No y'all are giving me social anxiety stop
Bro stop y'all are giving me social turpence brings that virgin come
Wait Joe, where you from?
New Jersey fucking burger bro. I had to oh my god. He's eating a fucking bug on the ground
Wait burgers home still what are you talking about bro?
Burger yeah, it's my cat burger wait. Why don't we do it for a burger?
I mean I'm not sure. See him
I see Joe you know the lore of
burger Joe. What are you doing
right now. He's fighting some
shit. Do burgers like I mean
that's like lower just look at
burger get down. Who's this guy
in the yellow jersey in our
call perfect. God damn bra.
Yeah we ready to play our boys.
Yeah iron out all of the games
yeah we gotta. Any I mean like
dude most of it most of the
stuff like to be to spelling
But like rainbow rocket league fortnight and valorant like we kind of have to flesh out what the crutches are
Okay, so I feel like for kill just do kill me for rocket league y'all need a two-goal lead
All right, that's why no, what?
What they need a kick
I rockin me
I would say three goals three three. Yeah, three goal lead. Yeah, and we can do that in the pregame settings like it's easy
You just give you goals honestly three goals dude. I'm not even kidding Jason. What are you a rockin?
He's in a tree. It's like a chrome. I'm gold. I'm gold
He's gold. I'm SLS, but I have it now. I'm like, yeah, I'm like real ass
Uh, I am gold the only thing I'm afraid of is if we give them like a three goal
We have to stick to it and then if they beat us we're fucked
Yeah
Is it so that's like sign language society or something it's SSL trying to say SSL
It says whatever the fucking is brought I know listen
I don't give a fuck are y'all about it goes and do we need to add do we need to add any more games?
Or is that enough like are y'all because we could add more than we need to choose from like you could just have a slew of game
Guys, I'm not there's not a world where you can get on fucking FIFA right now. I'm gonna be honest
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. Oh to be to FIFA Ron. We can win that I'm not even told
I don't even have that installed or to go. Yeah
Fucking batter you in FIFA bro
Jason what's the highest division you've hidden FIFA I played Mike
You know Xbox a lot of going up. So I was just oh you can do a wiki race, too
Yeah, but last time we did that member it got like it was too many people tried to get it on the site
Oh, what about NBA 2K?
What do you mean by changing the Wikipedia article?
Yeah.
Well you guys, what about League of Legends?
No, League's a, League's a pass. League's a pass.
Okay, what about...
Rob's never played, Joe's never played.
I've played League, bro, but like, okay, we're just gonna fucking sit under a tower and farm, see, ask for fucking...
League is one of those games where it's kind of ass in 1v1s and 2v2s.
I think it's a really cool game to watch.
The biggest game in the world.
You realize that.
Call it a go.
All of it is fine.
Or we could do a nugget eating challenge.
Oh my god, I'm actually out.
I found for never doubt that Call of Duty.
First person to eat 100 nuggets are fastest like combined 100 nuggets.
Is this like while we're playing other games?
No, this is just a game.
So we're going to sit in silence and eat 100 chicken nuggets
for like 30 minutes.
Joe, could you screen share your games really quick?
I just want to see them.
Yeah, hold up.
Let me actually.
That's actually fire.
Also, R6 will go to like 10 and I'll give like a seven round
lead.
Actually, wait, they're actually not.
That's right.
They actually played.
Wait, take a look at your back on all six.
Look at your back.
Like, bowlers?
Unraged, bro.
Unraged.
I think we win that seven round lead up to 10. Yeah, cool. Can you uh, can you see my screen my mother?
Okay, I see sec combined IQ test. That's good. That's fun, dude. That takes like 20 minutes max
2v2 spelling bee that's great
Rainbow rocket lead with crutches for my battle of crutches. That's all good
CS go is fine. It's very similar to valor though
the game. So. Honestly, if we
wanted to, we could throw
Geo Gaster in our games and C.S.
Go in their games. That's
right. Yeah, that's fine. That's
right. If they but they have to
be fun. But Jason's like, you
guys are at Valorant, right?
Yeah, but you guys are
objectively better as a duo at
CS and Valorant than I am.
Yeah, Ron, you're good at C.S.
Any, any, you're honest will
win. Y'all need to cross. We
with that if we want to keep them in neutrals that's fine but then you get no crutches for geo
okay i want to do first stuff first to find a diamond in minecraft
yeah i hate that shit i hate that shit
uh that's what i'm talking about joe you get anxiety
you get anxiety yes yes yes i get anxious doing that shit oh my god you did that last time
i think she will be she'll be on a winning pickaxe bro we're good bro give uh yeah honestly joe
Give them CS give us Geo guess her because that's fair. We'll probably win Geo
But we need a crutch in Valorant and CS you guys need a crutch in rainbow and rock
We could do first to beat out and ring
That's not even about it but then for CS and Valorant are we not doing like you plant the bomb or literally just doing like TDM
Valorant there's this there's a mode. There's a 1v1 mode called skirmish. We can just do 2v2
and just
God, I hate I hate that because then it's literally just running gun Joe then it's literally just
Yeah, we should be planting
Then you should play plant for CS could we just do like first like five rounds plant the bomb you somehow make a custom game
I think there's no joy Valor more, but we could we could do CS we could get rid of CS if they're too similar
No, I just fucking wingman those yes, it's perfect dude. See this is good
We could do is we can just do CS because yes has wingman, which is literally built for TV twos. Yeah
Okay, and then and then we can replace Valorant with the nugget eating challenge like each of us
Yep gets 50 nuggets and the in the
Fall guys duo win I mean we're smoking you guys and that I'm not even kidding
How does that work? How does that work? How does that work though?
You guys are a duo, we're a duo and we just endlessly queue and we just run this way.
We two one go, we queue and then if you lose you just leave, we queue and it's whoever wins the game.
So basically it's just if you have stream snipers or not.
Bro, we're all going to have stream snipers.
Stream snipers are a lot bro. Have you ever seen a competitive ladder that is Fall Guys bro?
What the fuck are you doing baby?
Have you ever actually locked into a Fall Guys lobby?
the
the
Wait, FIFA, FIFA is actually fire.
Yeah.
Yo, FIFA's so good, man.
We got to be careful.
FIFA's good.
Okay, but is FIFA, is FIFA a neutral?
No, God, no, God, they're saying gangbees.
That's good.
I don't know, but we all know what we do.
If we, if we have feet, okay, gangbees could be fire.
Bro, gangbees just wait.
Should we do, should we do gangbees or should we do party animal?
They're like the same.
This is that.
I don't know.
There's no one saying party.
Everyone's saying gangbees.
I don't want to do FIFA because it'll literally take like 30, 40 minutes and stuff,
bro, it's a fucking 120 gigabyte game.
But can you just start it now or no?
Yeah, but my internet can't handle that.
That'll indeed his computer power for the games that we we play.
Jerk.
OK, I mean, this is enough.
We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12 games.
Guys, I'm not doing jerk mate to be too ranked.
This.
Bro, why somebody in my chance at five nights at Freddy's?
How are we playing each other in five nights at Freddy's, bro?
First to survive five nights?
Wait, Minecraft? Minecraft, Minecraft, plot PDT?
No, no, no, no, no, fuck!
Oh, he's scared, he's scared, he's scared, he's scared.
Run's like a borderline, like, speedrunner community member.
Like, I'm not playing this guy.
Gangbees is great, bro. Gangbees is fucking perfect.
I've played Gangbees in literally, like, years.
It's been fucking amazing.
Any other weird slop games that we've all played?
Um...
Could do...
I feel like this is a good less though brahalla could you we could deduct you but also Jason if you want to play me and FIFA on the side
Let me know man. I'll spank that ass. I'll be down. I'll be down. All right, bro
My bars fine. How do you to be two liars bar?
We could do do you know the see but I don't think any of you have played this
You know the soccer game rematch
Okay, okay, wait what country are you supporting in the World Cup this year?
Honestly, I want the you all of them whoever's winning bro literally whoever's well
I want the US to win like deep down deep down, but Francis yeah, you should bro
You're from fucking Texas. You should want the US to win. I do want the US to Texas a part of the US
Yeah, I'm ready
What are we so this is how the rules is gonna be we're gonna do best of seven starting out
But if it if it's fast, we're gonna do best of nine
Yeah, um
We are going to flip a coin to see who goes first and then the loser of every game picks the next game
You could pick your game another game neutral game doesn't matter
Why heads or tails wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait not yet. We should pick what the loser does
Oh, yeah, we understand the whole KD combo those
From the hurricane, bro, you like gifted subs or something, bro. Just keep it simple
What about loser has to do the bananas right now? No
Wait, JC JC
Loser has to pay for the World Cup tickets any game any game. Oh, no, I'm good off that come on
Come on, bro. So what you just go to a World Cup box?
No, no, it's the obsession with your girl. I could get tickets or something like that like I'm not doing like movie tickets
Yeah, I'm not doing no fucking
Milk mile
We're gonna do a hundred gifted
We could do I mean we could do gift aids or we could do a punishment
I'm down for punishment. Like what if someone has to fly to New York and wear a WEMB jersey for 45 minutes running around
It's not a bad shout. Dude. I'm not suicide. I'm liking I'm gonna air this
Actually losers have to eat a whole head of lettuce on stream within the next two weeks. Yeah, I can't do that
You have that brother that is
So doable bro while you're in a game you just take a bite like an apple keep playing
I tried doing that and it actually just tasted disgusting like it was a one-chip challenge.
I'd run that back.
Yeah, one-chip challenge is fine.
No, no, no.
What about what about one of each other's peanut butter?
Joe, do you have a lettuce fetish?
That's like flashbacks.
No, it's not a lettuce fetish.
It's more that you said you were gonna do it.
I fully mocked from Joe to Jinxie.
Look at this mock.
You said you were gonna do it?
You said you were gonna do it?
You said you were gonna do it, bro.
Oh my god!
Jigsie, put your hands up!
Bro, you're literally fine, bro.
Yeah.
Okay, let's do it, bro. Here's what we're gonna do.
I don't want to do any more IRL punishments because, bro, last time I did this, I had no eyebrows and I looked like a scum, so...
How about we just make it simple, bro?
Like, we all talk about this eating challenge, bro.
Whoever loses has to eat the Arby's meat mountain, bro.
Like, three of them.
I can eat that.
Why?
I have Alpha Gal.
What the fuck is Alpha Gal?
I got bit by that tick two years ago, and I need disease
But you didn't know that I've had that wait you can't eat me alpha gal
Let me know I can't eat I can't eat mammal meat. I could eat like birds and fish. Oh my god
What the fuck I did by week what I got bit by a lone star tick
Wait, that's gave me alpha. Yeah, wait, that's actually sad. Fuck. So Joe, what happens to be read me?
What happens like six hours later? My whole body breaks out in hives and I could go into anaphylaxis
Wait, wait, where did you get a tick bite from like where were you?
I mean bro, they're all over like it's like most of the US now like
That's for the rest of your life
No, well, maybe but probably in like five years I could eat red meat again. Wait, so how are you so buff?
Can't eat meat
It's like protein shit
Turkey
Wait, Turkey is always that's not for me
Okay, bro
Look, this is what I just gifted some guys Joe. This is exactly why I don't go outside no more
I'm afraid of getting bit by ticks. Yeah, that's why you just do reads air one. Oh my god. That's a great idea
Oh my god, you know Jinxie
He said heads you want heads? Yeah, yeah heads run its everyone gonna spawn in that six pack, bro
Hey, Leo, flip me a coin heads or tails flip
What's with you drinking this fancy-ass water, bro? Nah, he just he's a soul
It's glass it's glass for the microplastics. Oh, no microplastics. Yo, guys
What is that it's it now what is that?
Oh
So strumming it's like this dead fish, but it smells worse than anything ever
I've been sent it one time in fan mail and literally almost died. Oh you opened it. I
Yeah, I opened it smelled it and almost fainted brown
It's the worst smelling food in the world, but apparently it's good. I think now. Oh wait. This is a delicacy in Vietnam. Oh
I'm pretty sure it's in like Sweden. Oh no, it's Swedish. It's Swedish
I'm a oh, it's sweet. It's romantic fish
Yeah, guys, are we just gonna talk about food or we gonna start like all right? Yeah, okay loser a loser does
loser gets a hundred or no loser has to give a hundred subs
It was head so what are we starting with that's our pack not everything is larger. Thanks. What are you?
What do you want to start with?
Oh, we did the boo.
That's boring.
They're saying that's boring.
How about losers that ladder themselves
in peanut butter and jelly?
What?
You look like a food king, don't you?
Like, I'm not a whole fucking.
Yo, fuck it, sir, something.
Whatever.
You have to.
I'm not eating sir, something.
I'm not agreeing on that.
I'm not agreeing on that.
One bite, Joe.
One bite.
No, no, no.
You don't even have to swallow it.
It just has to enter your mouth.
No.
No, I would rather do the loser has to do the calorie challenge. Well, yeah, I mean just order pains, bro
Like you keep trying to sneak this back in just order it
Bro one chip challenges. I like one chip. I've never done. I've never ate the whole chip eat the whole chip and swallow it
One chip challenge. Yo, you've done it. How bad is it? I've done it twice
But what do you think do you think like jalapenos are spicy?
I see.
Yes.
I hate spicy.
Yeah, you're fucked.
One chip challenge.
Can we order it now?
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's do it.
Yeah, you could order it.
All right.
One chip challenge for the loser.
But look, it makes it better if we do it today, though.
I'm not doing that.
Joe, what do you got to do after this, bro?
What do you got to do after this?
Not eat the one chip.
That ruins your day.
No, it only ruins your day for like an hour.
No, because then I was curled up in the bathtub, bro.
Fuckin my stomach it goes through you feel that shit you're intact. I want to ask man scared of a chip, bro
You just need a casual event fucker if it's uh, so I'm not gonna lose. I don't gotta worry about this bro
Loser has to listen to two slimes describe this how about this how about this losers do a duo cosplay?
What kind of
What
What I don't know duo cosplay
That's better than a hundred gifted who's that's aware
Just Google it I look it up on a separate monitor. Yeah, probably don't share that on probably don't share that on
What do you want now that we couldn't do it your friend was in this yeah, yeah
Yeah, that was innocent. Yeah
This is
Bro, let's just do gifted guys, please man
What's a hundred subs to jinxie bro back?
That's what I'm saying. Is that really a punishment for real? Oh fuck. I gotta give a hundred subs
Loser has to fill a bathtub with spoon
They're not about that type of content, bro, like they just want to do eating shit, bro.
They just want to do eating shit, bro.
We have an option of things.
An option of things.
Loser either eats a whole head of lettuce, the one chip challenge, or a bite of stir
strawming.
Deal.
You pick.
Yeah.
So we're doing eating challenges.
I'm going to do one chip.
Yes.
I'm going to do one chip.
Well, that would be useful.
Mr. Strumming, a bite of stir strawming.
You would choose that one.
See, you only lost in LA, bro.
I'm choosing the head of lettuce.
What about-
Well, here's why I would choose to str-
Oh wait, I might do head of lettuce.
But here's why I would choose to strom it, though.
It's quick, it's instant, it's not like it sucks,
but it's not like it's gonna be one chip
where it's five hours of-
You're gonna smell like diarrhea for a week.
Yeah, like I don't want five hours of this fucking misery,
but my room is gonna smell like shit, yeah.
Or like a full jar of mayonnaise.
Ew, okay, that's a-
That's disgusting.
That's the worst.
A whole jar of it.
That's like disgusting.
But we don't have to spend a day with Jason.
That's not a bad idea.
I feel like that's not that bad.
What does Jason have to do with Jason losers?
Wait, guys, that's not really a punishment.
Listen, should we play the games?
Y'all will give y'all a first.
We are at best of the all, right?
That's punishment.
All right, loser picks one of those three food challenges.
And you've got to do it in a week or two.
Yeah, deal.
All right.
What game do you want to do, Genksy?
Wait, it's our pick, so do we pick a neutral or do we pick our game?
We pick a neutral.
Whatever you want, bro.
And I suggest...
Anything we want.
Joe, could you show the list again?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
Here we go. It's time.
Dude, I think we just go R6, give them a 7 round lead.
I want to get in there.
Kevin, a round lead.
Up to the end, I'll say that.
They're not killing a 3-0.
You're actually done.
Kevin, a round lead, that's on you, bro.
You will lose.
DC DC are you a controller?
Yeah, bro. I'm all these
Yeah, you guys realize it doesn't I'm just gonna win. Okay, you're delusional you're delusional Joe. What do you mean six round leave then?
No, you're at seven. Fuck
We're doing what like best of one
Yep to ten and they go to all the rounds
Yes, but I'm not doing the carry. I'm not doing the dorms only bullshit
They're just a little Mickey.
Bro, because, uh, Joe, this is what Ron does.
He says, all right, don't blame it on me.
Wait, wait, wait, blame it on me now.
Blame it on me because you can't beat me on Oregon, right?
No, Jack, this is what Ron does.
He goes, you go, Oregon, you have to go upstairs
and you can't play verse.
You have to just push trophy door every round.
It's like, bro, Roz, any size.
I'll make it good, bro.
That's why you had to be in Lays yesterday, dork.
Lays game didn't boot up.
What do you mean?
I dodged you.
Bro, start up on Rainbow and we'll give you
Six round lead, seven's crazy.
Six rounds.
Let's just hop on the game.
So we used to win 10, they have to win four.
Four, yep, yep.
Okay.
After crotch, and I expect the same crotch.
What are we, like how, what are the?
No, but I don't do that.
Jinx is about to just say you can't do that, bro.
This guy's a dork.
Let's just do Oregon, any site.
Oregon, any site?
Who, RJ?
Yeah, who is this Jason, Kim, bro?
Let's just get into the games. Oh, yeah, let's do this shit. Let's do our six. Yeah, you guys get six rounds. I'll set it up
You know Jason, but I'm not sell my shit Jason. What's your peak rank? I'm not ranked at all
Wait, should we make a discord server so we could join separate calls?
Yeah for sure for this for sure like comes we matter
Wait, Jason, you've never played ranked before I'm not even level 40 or whatever level. Oh, Joe. We're good
Oh man.
Bro, Rod, give it up.
glaubo!
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't bloom.
A什麼?
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
Don't speak.
So I'm also not speaking.
Don't talk.
Don't speak.
Vlad.
Don't speak.
Have a drink.
").
Speaking coffee, bro. Fuck energy drinks
Two channels this one general for now
Beautiful, I don't see everybody out this call see Jason. Yes, you're listening. I'll see you at this culture
So I make you
Yeah, I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, please!
Somebody, somebody please!
CZ Nager, Nager!
So that was just not cool.
I'm not the owner.
So that just wasn't cool.
I just yeah, no, I started yes, I'm sorry ripping the hard R. Oh
My whole PC's fucking crashing cuz R6 launched
My screen is literally black
Don't leave and paste it in like what even was that?
There we go beautiful beautiful Jesus there's two channels
There's like four other randoms in the calm like
Is it disgusting to pick my own boogers? Yo couple of rules guys for rainbow
Everybody please fuck be emo don't make cuz the chat's gonna ruin it. Okay, just be emo don't make the rainbow. Yeah
Yeah, why does my game death when I lost fucking our six stream sniping with a one second delay
And then saying what off I am and where I'm going. Oh
All right, holy just just just just say you're scared. Oh, can I get a week?
I'm just trying bro. Let's go sit around lead. Let's do this
Cinematic for every character in the goddamn game right now. What's going on?
Wait, what level are you? What level are you Joe?
Shower
jinksies gaming chair probably smells so
Joe
Joe Joe your level 47 right yeah, Joe. I'm level one thousand four hundred and thirty-four
scales every level
One thousand if you lose
No, 1,434
How much of your life have you spent on this?
That's all right, that's all right
30,000 hours across all my accounts
How many days is that?
It's the weenie, we got easy
I think it was 4% of my life or something
Yo, fuck Bernard! I don't give a fuck about Bernard, bro!
Your time is up today, bro, you're a fucking joke
Bro, go to your separate call
Yo, go get something, bitch! How about that?
Yeah, okay, little bit of a low blow 30,000 you have not spent 30,000 hours
Yeah, okay, I can't I don't know because I've played on like
Years no he has years Joe. I've got $13,000 on for tonight. So bro years Joe
Okay, realistically, it's anywhere from 20 to 30,000. It's it's over 20,000 though
Bro, that's still like two years
Yeah, I think
Crazy well jinks. He's not proud. I had to all right. Yo, okay, Joe. We're fucking teammates, bro
Like come on dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I gotta go. I was a borderline console pro tap. Throw me a bone here
borderline
Honestly bro, he's so good. Why don't we just give him nine? Oh
Shit, I'm down. No because Joe the thing is it's not a fucking fortnight like see just a one-shot headshot game
So if I just get a head shot, we just lose it doesn't even matter
Somebody say how do I how do I join how do I join your game? Why do you see you want to buy us?
So
Takes an hour to load can somebody because the game is
40 years old matter
All right number of rounds wait high-five I can give them nine round lead
right
So what should the settings be 20 rounds 20 rounds
But we're doing first to 10. Why is we are playing? Yeah, isn't he only good at Val? Yo, come on, bro
That's my teammate. You know Jason both show the world today. You're not just a one-trick pony to fucking Valor, bro
I play games for I beat already beat Joe and you see in a pro v pro. Yeah
Yes, I do this shit right now, bro, you
Every single game we played you chose every single game we played and then I paid for your fucking Hawaii trip
How much was it how much was I lost I lost eight grand doing
What?
You guys made $8,000!
It was a lot of money.
He wanted to wage her like 20, and I was like, no.
Bro, why would you rate him?
Wait, hi guys! Get Joe's camp please!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
You agreed to it, Joe!
What type of fuck-ass game comp is that?
That's actually-
My bad. It was either that or if I could geogess her an 8-ball.
I asked for a geogesser, he went, nah.
Wait, Joe doesn't have to kid Joe
Right now my whole chapter step in minus a cave. Oh
Joe doesn't have to
Yo, how do I take any chat because I know you're listening
type in chat
Sorry
Jixie, how do I join?
I'm still making the setting chassis 20 rounds 20 one in the chat if you like turtles
JX do the thing, do the thing, come on say it.
Do, between the chat if you're a boy, one at a time.
How do you even know that?
That is so old, how do you even know that?
Never bro, come on, just say it.
It's like 1 in 23 bro.
Yeah, cause I was watching you cause I was depressed bro, so come on.
Alright, why do you always say,
bring out what it's like, like, not bro.
One because, okay, okay, okay, chat.
Wait, wait, wait, is it 20 rounds?
I need you to help me or this chat is not reliable.
Holy.
20 right?
five thousand hours and you don't know how to make a custom lobby
it's very niche it's like I've never done these settings before it's no
yeah Joe I just want to say man I know everyone's yelling right now we're doing
I really do like watching you bro yeah Joe I think I speak for a lot of
people Joe I watch your YouTube channel like 70% of the nights I go to sleep
I'm not you know my I learned a lot from Joe
Morning, she was watching Joe bro like that ass he told me that yeah
Bro said it's getting a massage right now watching Joe Bart
You're talking was like it was like you and Jeffrey Dahmer not like you and him, but like you watch
It was me reacting to the documentary about
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. What's the fairest thing central Africa north? What central is probably fair
Joe, why is my chat saying he lost eight grand?
Just want to confirm, is this true?
Joe paid for my Hawaii trip.
I had a great time out there.
Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Wait, this is gonna be really interesting.
I actually don't know who's gonna win,
because I just, I don't know.
Jason, can you say the thing?
I did soft on the blow because it was,
the rule was how many subs is 10K?
50,000.
That's a lot.
No, it's 2,000 gifted.
Yeah.
It was 10K, 10K, 10K.
Jason had a sale on,
So I gave him the subs and I was like, thank fuck.
I saved 2k.
Ron, I invited you.
Seriously.
Ron, I invited you to Joe.
Can you say the thing like, no troll?
Just say it.
Wait, does anybody have Joe added some kid hacked my account?
What?
I think he said a thing.
Over under 30 minutes before this game starts.
The mad of 1,000 people.
One in the chat if you're a girl, two in the chat if you're a boy,
three in the chat if you like.
Joe, what's your name?
Oh, Var.
How do I add you?
What is your user?
It's just Joe.Bart.
Yeah, let me add you and who I said you have a question and I could do your privacy set
of us.
Okay.
What's yours?
Oh, underscore Jinxie.
I need to remove these fuck sticks, man.
Yeah, I just want to say, man, I just, you know, out of the teammates here, I don't really
respect Jinxie, but I respect you, but I don't respect you up.
You left in my frigging bed.
No, I didn't.
fucking bathroom dick why are people in my chat just telling me to plan them down
because he's not like he said he's yeah he said one in the chat of your boy two
in the chat of your girl what's the name uh my name is endless endless blue 0
57 I got him I got him I got him what a wholesome junk out moment right yeah
no but what happened to him he changed for the money right Joe yeah the fuck
I just seen a daps beat you down a bathroom jing see jing see dead ass like
Started drinking to like bro shit changed man. It's guy sick in the head and then he started larking messy
Because of privacy settings
Yo, can I maybe get an invite to this game or are we gonna see here?
Shit, why do you type like a grandma you bitch?
I'm gonna go pee and then I need to set up these settings and give you all this right shit
Equals drink alcohol quickly got it. All right. Um, no she'll smash his big box mod vape right now. Yeah
Joe sold me a vape that had a rocket that shoots off into space on it
I sold ron a THC vape that was actually a DMT cart and then he had a panic attack
Yeah, one of my friends actually had a fortnight cart in high school
smoke then he started like freaking out and tweaking and throwing up
yeah that shit was probably laced with like everything
it was called chug jug to the moon or something like that
no it was like red it was called like chug jug something bro like I don't know
alright I'm just gonna ban all the shield operators because
yo wait what is my what is the can placement is 60 fucking up
Oh guys ready to go. Yeah, I thought you had a pee
Brother who's ready right now brother one. Let's fucking do this shit, bro
Like it's me if we lose a 7-0 lead Jason like I'm coming down there and I'm on a Facebook
like
There's no world where we lose it what what games are you guys most confident in outside of your games?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm actually confident in this game. I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty confident
You got you think you two will win. I mean I already beat you in a bro-b-bro, Joe
I'll beat you in Todd and you were a member of phase brother
Okay, I'll let you have that so it's a bit more intense
They said hold the shit down twin. I'm about to take a piss. I bet I bet oh my god, Joe. Do you believe in aliens?
Yeah, you want to have this conversation again?
I'm down bro. Do you believe in aliens?
You've convinced me. Actually let me change type of article in your backyard. Okay actual flying saucer crashes
All right, what are what is your what is your plan of action?
Um, oh, so I'm live on twitch. Are you informing authorities? Are you going?
I'm not informing authorities because I'll get locked away. All right. Yeah, so
I'll probably be friend the aliens
Separate calls you know it only good luck. Let's go lock in. I'll be friended for aliens
Yo, Jinxie, you'd be friend it
What if you had a what if you had a disease and then it?
Aliens are probably way more advanced. They probably solved every disease
Okay, well then how did he crash in your backyard?
Alright guys tell Jota look at his title
Plus I'm a chud
Brovy bro day plus I'm a chud with alpha gal and balding
here we go all right here we go all right you guys switch the cars from the
alpha male yeah good good luck guys this is our call hey from let's do this
let's do this like no troll day no troll you know how to play this shit no no
what I'm born of one jinxies are six turning I got DQ that's it's too good
wait six oh wait our team is six oh y'all jinxies shit you know you know we
no no wait we have the six win we have they said seven right we had seven
wait you got face wait what why my face is that yo is that you fuck is that you
no no it's not yeah I can't skin no dog it's lesion I'm a lesion man and then
I'm a yeek man yo yo listen bro listen I'm not even kidding you need to like
Listen, I'm good trust. We're good
You're not after each round take it off people only for like five seconds. Oh, I'm a game. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa
What the fuck?
What I guess you
Know no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
Wait, are you stressed right? Yes
Yo, motherfucker, are you stretch dress? Oh god. Oh, this is fun
Oh
Here we go, we're good, we're good. It's got a warm up
We need a lock-in like no, I'm nervous right now. I promise you
I just need a minor of the comms. He's gonna my guess is he's gonna try to um
They're gonna try to uh go through like window big window. That's my guess
There's no way I could get bomb from below, right?
What there's no way to get bomb from below, right? Like jc, they're not gonna do cringe strats like that
No, no, they're gonna do cringe strats
I don't see anyone window
What's that
Yeah
Here footsteps
Here something happening and I don't know what it is. Oh door broken. I'm uh, I don't fucking know what I call out, bro
Okay, okay, okay, I'm holding that door. I'm holding the doors
That's that's that's Joe Joe down. Joe down. Oh, this is easy. Why did we get my 7th kill link?
We're doing it! Oh my god! This is embarrassing. We're gonna roll GC in his own fucking game. This is embarrassing.
Don't fuck with us! It should be 80! Don't fuck with us! Don't wash it back in my only now.
Alright, now this is where... listen.
Wait, wait, do you want the Kobe or do you want Hibana or do you want Ying?
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna play I'm gonna play I'm gonna play don't be I'm gonna play don't be okay. I'll play I'll play you
I'll play you ah
Here we go actually yeah
Listen, this is where it gets spooky because they could do any sight
Let's see we got a hope. He's got a hope. It's hard offence. It's hard
My guess is they're not gonna play kids bedroom. That's my guess
Let's see. I'll go kids. I'll go
I got a god John placement. We're good. I'm not alive. We might roll them in every single game we play today
Should we lose a game on purpose to make this stream longer low key that's not even a bad shout
Watch out for peeking, spawn peeks and all that.
Okay, okay, okay, where could they be?
Destroyed one camera.
Alright, I'm gonna go window here.
Just play slow and play swiftly.
Bravo 6, going gay.
Whoa, wait, I can't break this right?
On window? I can't break this?
You can do anything you put your heart to, bro.
Never say you can't.
Hey, if there's no door, make a door.
playing leasy on a mute I repeat leasy on a mutt okay okay
I'm low I'm one shot repeat I'm one shot I sold Jason no no you're good
you're just so they're playing lesion right so if I jump through this window
there's gonna be a little a sticker or whatever the fuck it's called Jason I'm
just a burger to you bro
Okay, so
All right site is clear
There's no sticker. There's one on B. There's one on B on the bomb on B. Let me know one right here right here in the square
right here
I'm going to jump in the site, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm
I'm here Jason one's right here
Okay
You see down
My god
Why did they give us a six round win lead bro what the fuck?
I don't know. I don't know.
This is too easy.
Gonna go at least again.
One more.
Wait, what is it too? Is it 15 or something?
It's the 10, it's the 10, it's the 10.
What?
It should be 10.
What?
Yeah, they saw it.
This is embarrassing.
Well, Michael, I'm just gonna, this is play dirty bro.
This is play stinky.
I'm fucking down.
I'm just gonna reinforce this even though I shouldn't.
Just because I'm in that fucking mode.
Okay, my guess now he's gonna play cringe up. He's most most definitely how he's gonna play under. He's gonna play under
Okay, I'm gonna barricade this
I'm agree that
Great right where I'm gonna hold site. I'm putting down a bulletproof camera right here
So you'll be able to see it. Nice. Thank you. Thank you great comms. It goes
I hear one under us. Yeah, they're gonna play quench
Okay, listen, they can't really get cam was anywhere, okay, don't worry about it
I'm gonna make you a little thing right here too. So you can come to me
I'm getting fucking random requests
There's some bad news, there's a little hole under her.
Okay, not moving, not moving, not moving, not moving.
I heard she's exploding.
Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Are you sorry, Nade?
Right here, I put a hole through the window.
Okay, okay.
I heard a window.
If they jump through, they're dead.
Okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
Okay, they got a drone right here.
He's right there, he's right there, and then one's at it, and then one's there.
Okay, that's you shooting, right?
Nope, he's in, he's in.
He's in?
I'm moved, I'm moved.
I'm not even spotted, you've been exposed.
Wait, are they playing?
Yeah, they're playing destroy it.
No, you play this cringe angle.
Wait, where's Bob?
One's there, then one's to the right.
okay yeah I know my problem is I did I I low-key reinforced though I shouldn't
reinforce that wall okay we're good okay we're good bro what it's eight to one
use your ears okay listen can we get nice tries going through the chance to
retall yeah some NT something bro I'm gonna play lion they're playing quinch
I bet let's play quench. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take the onion
They're gonna walk
Okay, okay, it's fun to keep playing me
I
Get it again got it got us got a cheeky camera
Oh, no, yo, by the way, they have I don't know what that character is
But I think they have a drone now they took my drone they have one
What is this character check? Oh, this is definitely sure they have an Asian man
They have the Asian man, okay, they have an Asian man, and then I have a dude who stole my drone
They have one drone by the way they have one drone so they can they can look for you just be careful
I don't know.
Just beat the boss, okay?
That shit's broken, bro. No bans, no nothing.
This guy's cheese, bro.
Wow, one from me. Wait, what is that?
It's a spawnpeak.
I didn't even know that's a spawnpeak.
Come on, man, I got this.
What the fuck?
We got this, trust me.
One should be on site by the way just one right now if you rush it
Okay, what's on that site? Okay, I know where the belt at
If you win this I'll suck your dick
Yo, you can shoot me out of there fuck
It's okay, bro. We don't want to rest with listen. I didn't know there was a spawn peek. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
Really didn't know we're good. We're good. We're good. Okay. I'm learning every single time
We should we go kids again, or do we switch it up?
Your call your call
What did they do last now, where do they enter last time they're playing scared now secure the bomb
times yes great job
I got a drone are they gonna like break you this well again yeah they have a
strap they're just gonna throw nades and shit like I'm gonna make you a little
bull again they're just they're playing really like scared now because they know
I
Can hold site very so you can look you
Did you put the cam down
Low-key this is a bad cam before
Gamma ready
Game packet loss
Yeah, one guy's right here one guys on my yep
I'm holding down the window that you broke for me.
He's throwing on the site, he's throwing on the site, he's throwing on the site, he's
throwing on the site.
I have a kill inside there.
Three.
I might have a killed star.
Be advised, op-for has located a bomb.
Patience is key.
Do not look away.
Three.
There's one right here on one point.
I think they're both on me.
I think they're both on me. I think one's attic too.
Oh, so you fucking bot.
I'm meh. I'm just playing back.
Oh!
I'm down.
He's on one thing. Are you?
I'm gonna try and carot you.
He comes.
Oh, he's on site.
No way out of that I hit him!
We're eliminated.
Mission failure.
Wait, how did you down?
That had such a good angle.
Oh fuck.
That was a good try though.
I should not have peeked that.
Why am I peeking bro?
Holy shit.
No chat, I didn't meet the wall.
He naded it.
He naded it.
Let's see here. Yeah, boys
Do I keep going in here, so I go doke a bit. Here we go. Don't walk bro. I got a play. I'll go doke a bit
Use pink all right, I'm a pink
You're shitting on Joe not a lot
I don't fucking know
Okay, I keep swinging jigs here. I just dive around just cats me every time
They got a mute and they have
I
Can't break through that window right I can't break through that window
We're like creepy spawn peaks for these guys are nerds
of
good enough
I'm gonna call the phone
there's no I don't know if there's anyone big window but they might have a
hole for you so you might not be able to
I can't call the phone
I'm gonna scare them a little, yeah?
Hold on.
Putting a drone down.
There's a mute signal right there, so I can't really move.
I'm gonna throw Cam in the window.
One could be lurking like a little freak bob.
Alright, one's on my ping on site, just camp in the corner.
A site is clear.
Look at my drone, you can kind of see, you got a good drone too.
Oh, I can't see my spot, that's the problem.
I miss my
No way that didn't hit it
I know he wants to do Joe. What should we do here?
Should I just swing at the same time? I could try to flash through this like little if you flash on the window
I could try to flash through that window. Yeah
Let me
lesions on my pain I could jump through when you flash I don't know where the
other one is where's the other one I have a good drone let me look all right
lesions right oh one's right on my pain and then one right there they're both
kind of grouped together ones on site and ones like right on the coast ones right
outside of the right outside of the door all right throw your flash I'm gonna
jumping I can't wait oh my god it's got it's fucking crazy they're playing C4
he's scared of a gun back no no no this is crazy I'm done going window I'm not
going on it I'm going window stop going window alright but don't
No, no, no, no, don't overthink it.
Don't overthink it.
Same window.
Did I just play cap can?
Yes, play cap can.
Let's be cringe, bro.
All I know is those friends.
I'm not a playbessess.
I don't know if cap can's good, though.
I don't know.
I didn't know.
If they could be reworked, I don't
know what the fuck would happen.
They gave y'all 6-N-11?
Yeah, relax.
That's 8-4.
I'm just gonna say that I know.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Wait. I don't know what...
I don't know where for my mutes. Low key.
I think it's like selling us a little bit.
You can do it. You can do it.
Oh, I got it just
They're gonna explode this thing
These kids are so quench
Brothers gonna play attic rush. I just like sit somewhere differently like I don't know how to play this
They do they play attic every small time
They play addict I just play up like I don't know
He's gonna flash me way. He knows this
There's one kid right there on one place I'm breaking the reinforced wall. I'm holding the reinforce wall
Oh, they have strats, man. I'm just gay
One is right there right there. He's on it right now
I
Am a little piggy short banks out one there
One there one attic bro. Oh no one there one there right here. So one here
Nice and then one on work
The job through is that
I
Get the low W's in the emo chat
Joe literally does the same thing every single time. All right now I'm gonna go window break the window and then I'm a rotate and then we went around
Holy how to watch for friends off
You know, let's get freaky, bro
I'm gonna get freaky bro.
What does the loser do again? We have to eat a ball of lettuce?
We gotta eat a fucking, like, Kaniyia combo, they said.
Geez.
We need to locate a ball.
Buddy trust me or no, I got like a little stinky play going on. I'm gonna
We've got time. Yeah, we got time. No, no, just give me time
I'm gonna just know your objective right now. Can you pay like
lion or no
He took my drone
That's fine. Listen listen listen listen. I'm gonna distract them completely. You're gonna play stinky, bro
You're gonna play stinky, but you're yo hold down that flash and just start chucking them all over the place
I bet I bet it sucks just fucking freak them out bro. I bet I bet I'mma go through this wall you see just one
I'm gonna go through it. I'm gonna go play addict. Let's do it
I'm gonna do the same thing
The goal for this round, it's a little bit of a test round, bro. It's just overestimulate the fuck out of them
Oh my god, someone killed me what the fuck? What is that timing?
All of you when there's round of sucker cock trial, you go upstairs and just start jumping on it
Joe stick to fucking philosophy takes
Oh god!
I
Know we're eliminated. Oh, it's me. I should have won that train. Wait, what I didn't
I should have won that trade for me where did my flash go
Nice job!
Wait, where did my flash go?
Nice job, bro.
One more. Here we go.
No, no, no, no, no. That's my bad.
Oh, God. That's my bad. I should have won that trade.
IP, IP.
Stop going window?
Brother, you gotta stop going window,
because it's such a hard spot to get.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a fucking bot, bro.
I threw a drone and he jumped out the window.
Cheating question mark, brother.
email only after the game ends are you fucking stupid dq one more help kill
yourself wants to be your friend
It's not a nice guy Wait, I'm a fucking dimwit, bro.
Yo, lock in, bro.
This door is just gonna play fucking
Break this one again. I'm gonna kill Joey does that every single time
Should I play attic then yeah, I'll play attic and I'll support you from the back pause
I'm gonna have my shotgun out if I miss I'm sorry, okay, okay, wait did you break the window like last time?
Actually, I'm gonna play in the same spot
He's breaking it. Okay, buddy
I'm picking through the window so don't don't peek in it wait. I'm peaking through the windows. Oh
They broke they broke this door. They broke this door
Just tell me if you see him right here
They do something
I'm gonna dive he flashbangs me though. They're playing they're playing somewhere all my pain
Nice
I'm holding that I'm holding this door
hold on this door he's right there I think you don't need to swing it I'm
holding it I'm getting a phone call
what do you want me to do here what do you want to do here hold on the door
One of the door
Just sit we're good. I'm gonna die. Just sit we're good. Just stay where we're good. We're good. I
Could swing them on some
Oh
I want to see all of you go
oh no no no no no no no no no no
oh fuck
no comms bro I tunnel vision sometimes
bad comms for me we're good
we just need one
do not play window just stop playing window
you can start there but don't go into window
yeah I'm gonna break it and then just rotate to you
to be honest
fucking bastard
Why can't we do any bands
What is that I don't know, but we can't do any bands like make that make sense
We have two drones out so I might be cocked
This might be cocked this might be cocked
I should have won the round life. It's okay. We got it
I think it was always been me, you know.
They're gonna know every location, bro.
They have drones.
I saw a steweenie edit today, bro.
He was destined to win.
They were lurking?
Drone ready.
Oh!
Fucking, what a arm on that guy.
You located a bomb.
I'm hearing some matter on me.
This is just fucking cringe.
Alright, how's we do this?
They're both on site.
They have a lesion.
I see one.
One is pro right here.
It's Jell.
Both of them, both of them right there.
I'm gonna lie on one.
I might be able to, I might be able to kill Jaloki.
Okay, I'm gonna peek the window that I broke right here.
He's so lucky, Ducky, with a side of Fucky.
How do I get that plate?
I'm gonna fucking go out there and get him like,
like, bro I should have, ah, what am I doing there?
That's just not...
How did he know?
oh we are that f***ing guy
look at this
I'm f***ing 11 HP J
he got this, yes
f***ing idiot
I gotta try like my dick is out, I'm gonna f***
that's cool
that's all me, that's all me, that's all me
I'm just 11 HP bro, oh no
get the LJs out bro, you're dead at chrome, are you retarded
okay yep yep, we're good, we're good, this is the round we win
We just need one, right? We just need one.
Bro, we just need one J, please, bro.
Just lock in, bro. Just lock in.
Did we switch sites? I don't know, though. We could.
I'm down. I'm down.
I don't know how to play in the other site, though.
Okay, then don't, bro.
6-0 lead by the way bro this is literally their game actually the game
should have been done just want to be that guy yeah the GC says seven because
of the fact he did say seven kill lead protect the bomb
Joe is always at that spot that outside the reinforced wall always bro
I waste the time, GGs. My timing's off.
Okay, in seconds. Well, that was such a free round. One of those, not that round, the round
before the five seconds. Don't sweat it. Yeah, reinforce that.
What? What? What? What?
You're just scared, bro.
Okay. Okay.
Good one, don't worry.
Gwee, gwee, gwee. Gwing, gwing, gwing right now.
Three, two, gwee.
I'm holding this I'm holding this down right here I'm holding it down impossible to kill
me if he jumps through that door or window he's dead come on Joe I know he's gonna do
do it every single time chose a f***ing bot
you got a phone coming down it's right there
one right here and then one right one's one there he thought i was gonna play close up
alright they're both same shit both right there
i'll put the f***er in the bomb
this one you f***er
no it's all salad
salad's sweet
He destroyed it. No, I can't. I can't.
One's right there.
I just want to swing him.
I'm on this area. One's there. One's there. One's Attic still.
Or right here.
He's blown out.
I'm going flashes.
I'm good. I'm good.
No one pushed yet. One is still there.
He jumped through. He jumped through.
He's on. He's on site.
Fuck.
He's gonna plant.
I'll put a place to destroy your bombs. Destroy it.
Nice. No.
No, he's not in there. In there. Yup.
You're right, maybe.
Wow. Oh, I forgot about that wall.
Oh, no, no, no.
The fuck!
Like, what do we do? Damn it!
No, no, no, this is bad
Back game since bro, I forgot like do we just be cringe like do we lurk?
No, no, let's play together. We haven't gone around
You know what I'm gonna play there, I'm gonna do what they do so butterlose he has one too
Yeah, I know I'm gonna do what they do hold on hold on hold on hold on. I'm gonna do what they do
Am I headphones on backwards?
I'm gonna do the AD bro. I'm just gonna hope that I don't get spawn peaked. If I get spawned, keep peaked. It's over, dead ass.
Oh fuck this character!
No, no bands.
Sus.
wait so are you kidding me we're good we're good we're good it's a mental
boat
neither of us are playing bad bro Jinx he's just playing like God right now five
seconds
he's honestly not even that good I'm gonna break window I'm just gonna go to
you yeah yeah oh yeah oh my god but this guy's fucking friends man
it's not looking too good kid you know exactly who I am I'm a dead man walking
bro I'm a dead man walking Jack he peeps to
Uh, not garage, but...
I don't even know what it was.
We got this.
Honestly, it's just you versus JC.
Joe is a robot.
Joe is a fucking robot.
Oh, yeah.
Like, what is that character doing there?
I'm a dead man walking.
my dead man walking bro
There's no way he's that cringey, right?
Is he gonna jump out?
He might, bro. Like, this dude Jinx is so cringe.
Hey, some finger in my ass, bro.
Excuse over.
I
Got there gonna just
He's working I know this
He's working someone well
There's anyone that can do it it's stable fucking
15 seconds left 10 seconds left
that's five seconds remaining
Oh
Nice job nice job
You're pathetic bro, stop stop
We can win this we can win this listen Joe literally sits on that fucking reinforced wall every single time
It's just a 1v2. It's a 1v2 on defense. Okay, I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping
I'm not tripping
It's this fucking device bro
They don't go window bro, they never go windows so should I sit somewhere else? I feel like I should sit somewhere else. I gotta switch it up bro.
I don't know where to C4, but I have C4 now.
You let me know if someone's here, please.
I'm gonna play at, this is attic right? I'm playing at it.
Oh no!
We're switching up!
Bro, stop!
Don't need help me!
I
Break my broke the door broke the doors
It's okay
I'm in the worst position. All right
Oh, no, they're been walking what they broke the
got a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
I'm sure.
Op for locating a bomb. Protect it.
You see me?
No.
You're under this bomb.
Are you sure?
No, no, I'm positive. I didn't see a camera on your screen.
I
Know he's better, bro. Oh my god
Wait, wait, we're still in wait what what?
Why is it over?
Died it. It's it's I am confused. Oh, no, oh it's one by two
Oh, God. Oh, God
Wait, where are you spawning? Are you three or construction? I'm going ways over
GG. Yeah, we said 10. We said 10. Yeah, you also said go by 9 to now playing 1 by 2 bitch facts
You didn't say use it
to
We said 10 we said 10 wait aren't you the one who literally said seven-point lead the game would have been over bro?
Hey, uh, Joe. I kind of just want to go to 11 just to shed on them one more time. All right
The rules helps you now
Are you spawning construction where you going?
There's no help kid. No, no don't go to God. He did a junkyard cringe peeking
We can win
We can win
I
Said he he peep this window last time
I know I just... my drone get fucking butt-touched.
Ammons are formed under pressure.
Come.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Thanks for the one bit.
Five seconds.
Demission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
I'm scared bro
ah
bro
i'll blow it up
oh wait wait, wait
oh we won
please
please
we've got a chance
to come back
hold on, i'm gonna go to you
i'm gonna go to you
i'm gonna go to you
hold on
you should relax
we're looking for job
okay
those guys here play like a fucky noob
we're good
stand like emma
is he moving or not
ah ah ah ah
ah i'm not i don't see anything
i'm just running in
i'm running in
i'm looking for job
i'm looking for fuckin joe
he's right right there
he's right there
I'm going to you I'm going to you just chill just chill just literally just one
second oh god I'm gonna fuck the asshole I'm gonna drone again
but you're fine hold on he's right here is he in B site show this guy's a bomb
I'm staring at him with my drone he's right there on the door on the door on
the door
You know where's that nice good shit good shit. Oh my god
Good shit stable good shit good shit. We're still in this
Is it this is actually it wait wait I thought it was one by two
No, now this is now. This is just strictly just first one. Let's okay bet. I bet. Let's do this
Wait, we're on attack again?
Oh no, it's still win by two, it's still win by two.
Ah, I mean bro, let's play fairs here bro.
He did say seven point lead, so this is fair too, just doing this.
Yup, he did.
Should I go Doka B or Ying?
Dude, just play whatever you want.
Oh, this is match point, this is it right here.
Wait, this is match point and we're on offense?
Spongebob lot!
Where are you spawning, bro? Let me just follow you.
Dude, I think I love these switch characters.
Bro, I don't know why I keep doing the same shit every single time.
Is my brain fucking defected?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know anymore bro, on a suggestion next decade. Just do the best you can bro.
I don't want to hear that bro, I want to hear a strategy.
I'm just gonna play attic, I'm gonna play attic, I'm gonna see what's over there, I'm gonna locate and defuse the bomb.
Just take your time, you don't gotta swing anything.
I'm gonna break window and go attic with you.
You don't gotta go attic with me.
unless he's lurking, I'm gonna be perfectly fine.
I'm scared.
I'm scared it's just an emotion, it's temporary, winning is forever, fuck it.
If you don't have a door, if success doesn't knock on your door Jason, build the door.
Okay, one is at it, one is at it, they have a lesion at it, oh, one at it and one B site.
Should I just swing him bro?
Should I show him I'm out for a note?
It was your please.
If you swing, I swing.
Canelo detonated
Okay, my job
Legion is just be doer be doer
Is there a camera here
I
Both addict both. Oh, I'm under Joe's ass
No ones on B site one at it
All right, when's all me Jinx, he's on me
I'm not seeing anything you have a drone. Nope. I hear a legion mind so I can't really leave attic
Where you at 30 seconds I'm gonna try the flash peak here
You know what last one is or not?
I don't know, I don't know.
Let's push together.
Motherfucker!
Oh, be safe, be safe, be safe!
I'm wandering your p-10 seconds away.
Can't run you.
That's not peace.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm slucking!
Suck!
Oh my god!
I
Did a lot better than expected I know I did pretty good
What's the next game I died a Joe I died a Joe
Oh
It's okay. It's okay. I want to smile
No, that's how you play video game, bitch
This is the game you were supposed to win
You were supposed to win that game
I'm supposed to win
Fall on!
Listen, you won, you won, but, but, you did say 7-0 lead and you gave us a 6-0
I don't care, let's just go to this game, let's go to this game, yeah?
Yo, we're game 1, Jason, we're game 1
long to the game to give you guys another chance of winning.
Listen, what game you want?
I said, actually, set it up.
Actually, set it up.
Let's play Fortnite.
Let's play Fortnite.
I want to play Fortnite.
OK, what's our crud?
What's our crud?
OK, so I don't think a kill lead is going to fucking work,
because they're like a kill race.
Because a kill race, you're just going to get sniped.
Right, I have an idea.
We're all on toolkit, right?
Besides Joe?
Joe, are you on toolkit or no?
No, he's not.
We can't do delay.
I was going to say, literally a one minute delay.
You're on back.
One game.
Woo, Chad, how do we do one minute delay?
We do one game of what?
Wait, shouldn't we do a box fight?
Yeah, but they need something.
We need a big crutch.
A kill lead, no.
I feel like we have a box fight kill lead.
It's like, bro, it's like, OK, 99-0 of Peter Bot, bro.
Like, we're just going to get.
I got a turn off.
So we can play that.
Yeah, like, in Siege, at least y'all could headshot me and shit.
Like I don't even know if I can kill Ron in Fortnite.
Oh, what about, okay, we give Ron like a gunclutch or a crutch or some shit.
Because we could do 2v2 boxfights, but I get no shotgun.
Fairs.
What if we do 2v2 boxfights?
But you have a pickaxe.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh no!
I was gonna, no, my chat is saying pistol only, like a common pistol.
I don't think you should give me that, I'll be better with that.
I mean in my opinion, I'll do it if you want but I think all gold guns and you guys get all commons fair
Wait, no wait
I'm sick though
Wait, yeah, no shield. How does it how does it? Okay? I don't even know I don't even know how to
Okay, okay, I mean I'm done doing all commons if that's fair
Are we able to do like a no build
Yeah, but I still think that's like I I mean
Sunny bond
If you think you would still shit on us in no, I don't rather view no builds
Jack what about builds?
Yeah builds it's zero chance, but we're playing for me for now without no for now without builds
We might as well hop on Val
I
Actually also don't think
No, build is gonna help you. I think you have a better. I mean correctly from long time like you guys can tell me
I feel like you'll have a better chance killing me in box fights. I don't use a shotgun. Yeah, honest
Let's have Ron no shotgun. I can have shotgun cuz I'm shit. I'm actually shit. I like dude
I like box
I don't even a chance
Literally gets a common fucking pistol. I like Joe. I fuck. Can you do that? I don't know if you can do that
can you do that we get shields we get shields we get old guns Ron gets a
common fucking pistol yeah but can you do that like how do you set that up
I'm a fucking candy man bro oh my god aren't you able aren't most like box
battles you spawn in an area where you like pick your guns prior yeah but
There's like the box fight shit is like
Yeah, I don't know how to change it
He said he said he said he said he said that squishy thought you would do good against him in no bills
It didn't get one round on him. I
Mean, I think I think no shotgun bat box fights is fair like no shotgun on run
Well, I'm not even gonna build though. That's what I'm saying like I'm just gonna wait for you to run
What point like that's like yeah, but that's kind of like you for rainbow six
He's like not trying to be that guy, but it's like it's like the same shit. You know what I'm saying
It's like what do you mean? What do you mean like I'm saying like you know how he was like
Bad, but y'all still one like he's gonna be bad in this now
You know say like there's I don't know you're gonna be better in Geo guesser than me and you know, it's like
I could play controller I've never done it
Ronon could happen. That's like such a crotch.
But Fortnite is just one of those games where if someone is better than you, you actually cannot kill them.
If it's a level playing field in builds.
We gotta do Fort with guardless.
Yeah, we still gotta do Fort sometimes.
We'll do Vab, but we still gotta do Fort with guardless.
Yeah, it's a good way to do Fortnite.
Because it kills these guys, it's not gonna work as stream snipers.
So what about build fights like the 99 zero ship, but we just do a smaller thing
We have to kill you like once and then you just have like shitty guns. We have to kill both of you guys
You have like a common pistol. Are we still never winning that the way?
Okay, no, actually, I know this we could do we could do box fights and
I could do I could keep my shotgun no heels, but I'm on 30 FPS
30 FPS? Holy 10 crutches! How about no audio, no keyboard, no keyboard run, no audio, 30
yes
and eyes closed
yo yo how do you want to do it entire stream just crashed
gcpc crashed
i think my whole stream just crashed i'm back though i'm back okay
tarpon springs wi-fi let me know let me know what you want to do like we got to
we got to think about we're gonna be here all night we still have so many games but
What's the first four so first of four first of five
Will be I feel like we have to hash that out now. So if we're at that point
We're not five bro. I'm not doing shit all night, bro. I can do five
First of five first
Okay, I could do that. This is just gonna get like okay, so look at my hold on I
Think I figured out a way Jack can make this fair
30 FPS
No mouse no monitor
No headset
I'm gonna play
30 FPS and I'm gonna play on a fucking Sam's right come in later. I get a
Samsung
If you look at my game, um, I don't know how to describe this but
But.
So Ron, you're going to play fucking Fortnite on a Samsung.
Oh, just look at my game.
Just look at my game.
Just look at your game.
Yeah, so.
What the fuck?
How can you play?
How are you going to be able to play games?
I think I could still see your characters.
It's just like.
No, no, no.
It's just going to be really hard.
My whole screen is like 30 pixels. God
No, this looks like fucking Minecraft, but like even let me see let me see what the game looks like hold on
Let me see what it looks like on this. I'm on 30 FPS. So
Let's see
I like the idea of build fights, but you're not gonna build fight. No, no, it's gonna win
I'm just gonna play cringe well the same way you play our six great
I'm literally you're never gonna get it. Why don't we do zero though? I'm never doing this. I
Think your best bet is going to be like
Bro, you just said the you just said if we do build we're not winning
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob has a ceiling shit like no fights
He's just gonna gain high ground and then fucking kill us. Yeah
I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah, it was so bad. I can't
even get to a game. Run. What
about box? I don't know, bro.
I feel like no build. We have a
better like you don't understand,
bro. When I played Archey in
box fights, I didn't build, but
I did be in. Guys, this game
going to load or should I just
restart my game? Like my dogs
are going. Oh, shut up. I got
kicked out of lobby. Got it.
We have to win once. You have to be like that box, right? You have to what? We have to win once to be this 10 times
Wait, what are you? I'll take I'll take that. They have to be this once
That's but then you get you get like one time and we win. I mean, I'll take that I mean, I'll take that
I'll take that if you want
Wait, are you sure?
But it's tap-tap!
There's one pump on Ron's head, and it's just a wave.
One pump, and it's so hot.
One tap, and it's so hot.
Wait, one is crazy.
But Joe doesn't have a build.
It's not gonna be possible.
I don't have a build.
I'm so serious, I'm not gonna build.
I don't have a build.
I mean, we could do two, because...
Hmm...
Okay, what about A.O. Lee?
Wait, A.O. Lee.
I don't understand why, if I'm in another stream, you go in and say, fuck you, Jincey, in that
chat.
It's like, what?
Okay, bro.
They call me fat brown look at me like come on
Dude run yo chat. What's fair Ron has to kill us Ron Jason Jason's playing too Ron and Jason
Because it's not like a TV like if we kill Ron Jason still gonna kill us
I feel like bro us having you get two rounds is I feel like one round fair
Yeah, but then it's like it's but then it's like our six. It's like we got fracked
You know what I'm saying like bronze in fortnight, okay, but I've only played like three games, bro
Come on. Okay. That's my point is good dude. We could do it. I'm not building you could do 80 leads of 15
No, here's what I think well what we do box like we all have
We do box right we all have the same guns same loot same everything we have a 19-0 lead
Yeah, we beat him one time box like fly by their instant. They're like 30 seconds. Yeah, I know it'll be like 20 second rounds
I
20 to zero look cuz like bro on a 1v1 rock beating me a hundred times over 20 to zero
90
I mean I'm warming up right now
Let me get one run you're playing on five frames per second bro. No, I'm playing on a foot
I can't even I don't even know what I'm looking at. Is that him right there?
Hold on wait. Yeah, you think I could see we won are they that bad?
me. This is probably our worst game of the day as it's well. Okay, I can
I'm not. What am I out of 10? I could play like this is like that.
Look at this. I could play this. So on a one out of 10 scale, my
Oh my game
You're gonna play us on this
Watching a stream from like 2009
I'm not even telling you to go pixelated.
We win, we have to kill you one, we have to kill you guys one time, you have to kill us
20 times.
You know what, let's do it.
Ron, just take it, bro.
What did you say?
What did you say?
Ron, just take it, bro.
I'm not going to allow you to feel like that.
You have to beat us in 20 box fights, we have to beat you in one box fight.
You go straight up on cat.
No two, bro.
Let's do 18-0.
Let's do 18-0.
We can win.
Alright, two of Ron plays on net.
Alright, I got to up it a little bit then.
Okay, I gotta open a little bit then
Yeah, you can do for what though, how do you even play?
So go bombs on this we
Yeah, we have to kill no not him we have to beat him and Jason
We have to win bro rounds they have to win 20. This is unfair. This is a vert. Yo guys
I don't even want round to do this. Yo rounds chat
I
Be on minecraft settings run we
Just play normal play normal
I'm gonna get seasickness watching this bro seasick
I'm not feeling I'm kind of watching like an early version of mine
Yeah, bro, he's still winning.
So, alright, can we start?
Can we start, bro?
Alright, yeah, yeah.
Ron, if I meet a Lavi, bro, on God, I'm feeling nice, bro.
Alright.
I look like Prime Agent Jeff.
I'm playing normal or no?
Normal, yes, normal.
Normal, normal.
Alright.
Normal, what?
19 kill lead?
Yeah, 19 kill lead.
How many times do we have to kill you once?
One time?
Twice, you said.
Wait, are you five foot 170?
Yes, yes, bro.
So then it's a so then it'd be 18 kill lead then right? That's 18 kill lead first one to 20
We have to kill Ron and G and it's not forget Jason's probably better than both of us as well Joe
Joe we need to win two box fights they need to win 20
All right, it's five foot. Oh my god, everyone's gonna have you have anyone added that friends and friends are not
No, I'll ask you faster than anyone. I know but it's five foot one and
170 lbs
I'm going with chicken wings
Two kills we need two kills. We need our two wins two wins. Oh
Jason's level one this guy's a no, wow
I'm gonna put on an aura skin for this
Yeah, what mode do I play like we're not fine too much if you're run hold up. I have a question run
Yeah, the 18 the two kills thing was only brought up when you were pixelated, but now you're not pixelated
So should I oh yeah, you also said it was a seven point lead in Rainbow six siege and then you guys
We were over by seven and I can't bail like you can just headshot me
I'm gonna still make me shit, bro. You know you're gonna lose for going
Let's get that. Yeah, but it's gonna be one
Joe are you Nick a 30 on Nick a 30 right now never back down never give up jellyfish jam
Wait, yeah, what is the math? Does anyone know I need to get a 2v2 mouth
So chat we need to win two box fights, what are the odds of this run a prediction on this one?
Two box fights, what do we think?
Oh, I'm sure a percent chance. I'm certain of it. Wait zone rulers easier run for them
For us for us. So I'm just gonna build
I'm trying to find it. They made this shit like so confusing bro. Like why the fuck would they ever make it like this?
I'm not sure what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
What's my sensitivity and that's it.
We don't need.
I'm ready.
All right, Joe, we can do this show.
Don't fucking give up.
Joe, one bump to the head and bronze down, right?
You're not true.
Oh, here you go.
This messy shit.
Here he fucking goes man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh you wanna roll out?
We'll just snap the llama.
Ah, here he goes.
Come catch that man.
Guys, let's start this bro.
Let's start this please.
We're two hours in and one game in.
It's okay bro.
Sometimes life gets you
unexpectedly bro. As long as the chat's having fun
I'm having fun.
with a bandage what is that fucking Evo Jason just did
let's go do the rest
oh my god
guys bro
alright joe we gotta kill them twice
lock in joe i'm telling you
we gotta kill them twice bro jc are you gonna build
let's actually go
what do you mean are you gonna go
i'm not i'm not building i'm so damn
joe i select my teammate joe or jason
i'm not building bro trust me
wait which mode is it
Don't touch anything. Don't touch anything. Hold on.
Okay, okay.
Alright, let's just make this hooking easy.
Wait, it's always a one-pump?
Bum-ba-claw!
Yo, do you hear that? We can one-pump him. We can one-pump him.
I mean, Loki, this is impossible for him.
Yo, what servers are we playing on? What's my ping right now? Hold up.
Oh, should I change that to central? Should we back out?
I don't really think there's a difference.
I don't think that's changing shit.
I
Got a shot off I got a shot. Oh my god
Now fuck
You're gonna be the builder for us, okay
What the fuck?
We're not a better!
No, I'm trying to put action in him!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, what are we doing?
Never again, never again, never again!
Never again, never again, what do we do?
What do we do, what do we do?
I'm gonna eat him and let his balls!
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Close them and pump him.
Chase him back, chase him back.
I'm ass, I'm ass, I'm ass.
Shit, I'm high.
This is not bad.
Okay, Job, you win this, I'll blow you.
He's not gonna win this, Jason. Just fucking fall in here, bro.
Why can't I see my HP?
Oh, they changed my HP on the bottom level.
Job, I'm not even getting more coat things.
This is Pup runs!
No, Jason, Jason!
Jason, Jason, Jason!
I'm not trolling anymore.
I don't want to eat the lettuce box. Let's just wrap this up.
Jason, look. He's don't worry.
I
Know
Don't open my head. It's no you mother fucker
I want to get one full box
God I just want to see Ronnie
He's not a real man.
AHH!
HOLY SHIT!
Ow!
What is that perspective?
Under you, under you.
HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS CLOSE!
AHH!
WAAAAH!
YEAH!
OH GOD!
But Jason, I just need you to not die.
Just, Jason, just spray it all over you.
Yo, wait a minute.
That's what I gotta work on.
We're good, we're good!
Just, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
We're good, actually. I promise we'll do it.
He's so low, he's low, he's low!
He's dead, he's dead, he's killing.
Woooo!
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason!
I'm back!
Jason, just use your hand.
I'm back!
We're good, nice job.
Joe, we got this!
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this!
I've been seen around.
We got a win 50, we got a win 1.
I'm on the last.
Let's feel back.
I'll feel like we're now that we're back.
OK, that way.
Hey, I'm gonna need some help real quick.
There's that, there's that.
Am I going for a pickaxe?
Oh, that is so low!
Don't ever get with this!
I swear!
That was so low!
Woo!
Ahhhh!
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
Look at him!
You're gonna jump, Jhinzi!
Jhinzi can shoot his shot, and I'm forgetting.
The way that we win, bro, we just gotta kill one of them, then it's 2v1.
How do you say, Gorkna, the same way you hoop?
Yeah, that's a good description of the way I play Fortnite
It's so hard. You gotta get a good start. You gotta get a good start
Oh, she has like amuses that aims to my fucking dome. So literally target run literally target run
I'm a player too, bro. I'm a threat to
Is he low is he low is he low what the fuck
Do I say
Okay, here's the thing he can heal so when we do it we got to do damage all at one
You got to do it all at once we cannot give them time to heal. Why did you missy get added a fortnight, bro?
I think like a year ago
Jason, as long as you don't just throw...
I'm not gonna throw, bro. I actually feel good. I feel snappy.
You keep fucking made me want to pick at that time.
Oh, box!
No, no, no! He's low!
He's rushing, he's rushing!
He's shielding, he's shielding, he's shielding.
Bro, bro, Jason, do not fucking troll my shit!
Jason, you don't want these ones? You don't want these ones, Jason?
I want all the ones. I want all the ones.
You don't want these ones? What?!
I want it. I want it all.
I feel like Ron can lose that. I 100% can. It's a 185 pumps of the head. I'm dead.
No, no, man.
Right ahead of the window.
If Jason's confident, he'll choose he won us right.
Shout out. Shout out. Don't listen to them. Don't listen to them.
I'm confident, bro!
Yo! What's up, Anthony? Like, I'm so make-a-wish, bro! I'm good at the game, too!
Yo, get in the box!
Sorry, sorry, I thought we had a ways of 30 seconds stay in the box stay in the box. All right. Go go go go
I'm in the box, bro. What's the build button Ron?
You're oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Daptin Jason played hardcore Minecraft for three hours and adapt didn't know how to build the third hour in bro like
Like yeah, I know you didn't understand the concept
How do I build up here?
You go you hold V and then you right click and then you go fuck yourself
They said don't so don't show again
Just play back real seriously. I'm good bro. We play my game. I don't want you to play your game
You don't know how to play the game
I'll get in peace but I'm fucking chasing you!
And I shot both of you!
No, don't die!
Just don't die!
Just don't die!
You're getting keys to fucking me!
Oh my god!
No!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Let me get the watch!
Let me get the watch!
He's got the watch!
Get to me!
What the fuck?
Get out of here!
Jason you're gonna lose. I should have never killed you just my teammate. No, it's literally fine, bro. We're close. They're close. I swear
Sixty's one
Behind you. No, I woke up. I woke up. I woke up. No, we're not as far away as you think woke up
I woke up. Come on Jeff you are this lockin
Fuck in bro, I can check
Yo, bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, yeah, you don't want it you don't want it you don't want it you don't want it you don't want it
Yeah, don't give in this is a greatest ever. Oh my god
No!
This is why we fight night!
There's no one...
Based on my remaining shock!
No, it doesn't own me!
I knew there was no one I'll lose that.
How many more do we need?
So, I just need you to play locks.
Stop worrying about how many more.
Full box!
Joe had one strategy that worked, and I need to retry it every time.
You don't want to do the spray battle with me, G3!
G3, skin, skin!
Okay, we need six more please six four. All right, Joe lock in like it
Joe don't you do they I don't recommend it
I'm
nice good job kid okay they need how many more how many more how many more five
more five more five more a Joe is it like a Jason just watch your back Joe is
just running around
I
Got a blank
So one goes on the right every time and Jason goes on the left
How do you build this fucking staircase?
F, F, F, bro, F.
I'm piecing messy, piecing messy.
200 messy, full box.
I'm down.
I'm not dead cool.
Stop, please.
Stop, please.
Stop, please, stop, please.
Great job.
No.
Okay, then you've got four more?
Three.
Three more.
You're only killing Jason.
He's got to ignore Jason.
Jason, you can't stop.
I am a player too!
I am a player too, guys!
Oh my god.
I'm stuck up, stuck up, stuck up!
Stay with me, stay with me!
Stuck up!
Oh my god, I'm down.
I have a fish.
I
Maxi's just not worried at all, bro. I know my teammate has this in a bag. That's why I jumped in
Ron is freaking out. I'm not freaking out at all. He's shielding. He's shielding
Yeah, thanks for the fucking heal by the way. No problem, bro
How much kills this fuck with God well now I got full HP again because Joe gave me his fish
Just watch Jason look I'm watching I'm watching
My dad at Jinx yeah, I make God strike me down
Oh
It's a close one boys
We've got hold your health when I once helped you unlimited bro. Don't worry about it. Yeah
Please Jason we're good. We're good. I promise
Hey, why does Jamesy know what he's doing like a little bit
You don't want the spring battle with me
If it's a 1v1 I'm getting you every single time please go left go left go left go left go left
You fucking FNCS player you little shit!
Sit the fuck down, matter of fact, Cass is grating, Cass is fucking grating!
Bro Jason, I'm grating about it!
Alright fuck her, nah!
Hi boys, that's the end of the show.
I can't believe you got that first kill of the bat.
Jason went for a pickaxe and I went for a pickaxe and I'm like oh brother.
We knew we were outmatched there.
That was pretty quick.
So what's the next game?
Now what's the next game?
Our games or do we want to be rusty and do a neutral?
That's you Jason, bro. You got me
Play I was having fun
I promise you we had a comfortable leave we're good
So we won that one so we can choose a game one one. I think it's only fair. We choose a game
We choose I thought if you lose you choose
You pick whatever you want all right
What do we think I'm gonna do spelling bee about it about potentially doing a neutral
Chow what do you think about this is scary? Yeah, we should have one siege no troll. This is this is what's last anything but IQ test
I'm down. Why is IQ test? I mean, if I say IQ test, you're down either way. It's our choice.
You hold me, Joe.
I mean, bro, let's do, uh, let's do, let's do spelling bee.
Joe, pick some man. What are we thinking here?
Let's do Gio.
All right, wait, wait, Ron, is it Northern Hemisphere or determined if it's on the east side of the
of the world, and we are going emot only the entirety of this country.
Lay Brown, no one on this page.
No VIPs can take a country location.
Yeah, okay, I'm down.
Type inside!
What?
Type inside!
Type inside!
Type inside!
What?
Type inside!
What?
Type inside!
What?
Type inside!
What?
Type inside!
Look at the big A on A, bro.
I know how you get help.
Yeah, your ney.
Yeah, your ney.
Whatever, bro.
If you want to use yeah, your ney, I don't think you're going to.
I don't think you're going to have.
Box fights is kind of fun.
You just keep going.
All right.
I chose GEO, Jinxie.
I like that.
Dude, I like that.
I like that.
OK.
What is their handy cap that we're
going to give them, more health or a multiplier?
The thing is, bro, GEO is like RNG.
They just get the city right.
But we should still give them a cap.
Please, god.
I'm going to make a costume right now.
What is the sound of that?
If the sun is in the southern hemisphere, what does that mean?
You know this.
Just help me.
I don't understand English.
Shut the fuck up.
Help me.
I am excited.
Yo, Jen, I'm sending the lobby link.
Don't leak it.
If the sun is in the southern hemisphere, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
Just help me with that.
That's all I need.
That means you're in the south.
Yes, why?
No, no, if that means does that mean I'm in the eastern side of the world
Loaded
Actually change your
Individually can't I know there has to be a way to change individual health. How do I do that?
Wait, wait, wait, would you guys rather have an advantage in like a best of five where you have like more health?
Or would you rather us just have to beat you in more games?
Low key low key health don't understand
He's trying to fucking mind fuck us right now because more health doesn't matter if they had a fucking multipliers
So he's trying to finesse us right now. This is a finesse. Oh
More games first of three. Okay. We could also do this all air this we could do more games or
we could do first of three games and
You just start with a multiplier. So if you get one right you do more damage
Yeah, honestly, yeah, am I able to do that?
I don't think I don't think Joe cares if they do no move I feel like I'm scared. What if they just get like
Are you guys good at going
The fairest thing for us to do is
Is like the first thing I can't move around by Jinxie
Three games I'm not allowed only could do that
Common to you so it's like no, okay, but then we could do we could do first to three games one
I
Know I'll be really unfair. I'm not that good. I just spawn in front of a tree and have to guess where the fuck
Like a word of bond thing because I can't make it no move for us
So I just
because it would be weird because we're going to hop in
you can just come. Yeah, you can just come. Yeah, you're just
going to say I'm seeing a language that looks like this
and then I could just tell you where we are. That's fair. That's
fair. Okay, so no move and you can't look around or you can't
look around. No move means I can I can do whatever I just can't
move. I'm allowed to look around like I could drag my mouse to
like do a 360 and look up at the sky around that's but like I'm
not allowed to move okay but can you also can you also make it so that the
time when it doesn't just instantly give us like 10 seconds it's 15 seconds
brother that's Geo guesser that's gonna be our whole strategy is I'm gonna have
to guess quick why would I why would I even do because then it would just be
totally unfair because if it's no move for me and janky but you guys can move
I'm going to move and after I
get.
We'll do first to four games
one. Yeah, that's fair. You
get.
Are you guys joining in here?
We go.
I mean so just so I'm understand it's straight up best of seven. We're all gonna have the arrows
But we're not allowed to click on you guys are you guys are though. We can't do anything you guys can't
Yeah, how do I move this?
Want to go to a separate call?
Yeah, right it's so derpy bro, I'm gonna go now I'm gonna go now
Yeah, I'll type I'll type in
neutral no troll though Joe
please the yay or nays bro that that I'm not gonna look at the yay or nays
dude I when I tell you jakey I are not jakey Ron I don't need yay's or nays like
I think you say no yay's or nays that more applies to you and Jason Jason on
my twitch rivals Matt had a whole mother human hitting next to my head Marlon
bro he has half a fucking brain cell that's not a human that's that's that's
Superman I don't look at yeas or nays in my chat I'm not even gonna look at my
chat it'll stay in email only though but like I'm not I'm not gonna rely on
them at all I know understand but I actually can you delete that really
quick delete that oh good luck all right so listen it does if the Sun is in the
Southern Hemisphere is that mean it's a below the equator or above the equator please just answer that one question
Okay, if the Sun is south or that means it's above that equator, okay
Okay, okay, okay
So what determines the east or side of the world in the west
Walk in listen if this just in Vietnam trust me we're good
I got a teammate that doesn't understand it. What are you talking about?
Believe in your teammate
Yeah, your name
No, it's not with the yay or nays stop stop stop
When the sun appears in the north it means you in the southern hemisphere
Okay
Okay, you seem to like Arlington, bro
They're gonna find us India. It's India. It's India. Wait, wait. No, no, no, you sure? Yeah, I'm positive
I just don't know where though. I don't trust you. I trust you
Okay, the safe bet is I go one spot and you go the other side. Okay, so I'll go
New Delhi I'm gonna go New Delhi like this looks like it's not in New Delhi though. This looks like it's the
Alright, I'm gonna go telegana
Or maybe moonbite
Or should we go back
Ooh, maybe sir lanka though
Alright, alright, I'm gonna go sir lanka on him
I said I'm gonna go sir lanka
I'm a fucking genius
Don't ever want me
don't ever want me again.
Come on, bro.
I know my fucking geology!
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh no!
It's Asia, Asia!
What is it though?
What is it?
An adaptation!
Hey, is this...
I see 711.
Oh, I think this is...
shine?
Is it...
Is it Japan?
South Korea?
North Korea?
No, no, no, no!
It's China!
I don't think it's China.
Korea, Korea!
Korea, Korea!
Korea, Korea, Korea!
Where's Korea?
What's the best? What's the best?
South Korea! South Korea!
South Korea! I'm going to...
I'm going to...
Degu! Degu! Gwangja!
Gwangju! Gwangju! Gwangju!
I'm going Gwangju.
Please.
Gwangju?
Wait.
Are they dumb?
Are they dumb?
Oh my god!
We're fucking G!
Let's fucking go!
We won the first. We won the first. We won the first.
Wait, they're actually...
Are y'all dumb? Are y'all dumb?
I've noticed we're not nearly as good as
No, no, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. How do you see Asian leaders?
Yeah, there's Asian letters on the ground. I'm gonna be honest. Okay, we'll run it back. We'll run it back for the one time
And but that was
I had a home turf also at home turf advantage. Me too. Me too
Wait, that was actually home turf on both sides
Well, I mean, yeah, I guess yeah
I go back you know
Oh, is this the fucking windows background this you look like Australia this shit kind of looks like
Wait, the Sun is the Sun is nowhere to be seen
Bro this shit kind of look like
Arlington a little bit low kill it could pass as Texas. You see man. I'm not gonna lie
I'm, I'm not seeing a single sign, bro.
SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!
It can't be Australia! It's snow! I'm going, I'm going!
I'm going Lithuania, bro! Fuck it!
This is why we're fucking geology, man.
I guess you see it, literally.
Desert, um...
It's not English. It's not English. It's not English.
Uh, I see...
This might be...
Any signs? Oh, I see, uh...
I see Arabic. I see Arabic.
I see Arabic. I see Arabic.
Um, I...
Could be, uh...
Could be any Arabic country.
Afghanistan? Afghanistan?
No, I don't think it's India.
I think it's... I think it's...
I think it's home turf home turf. I'm going I'm going I'm going all right. I think I think it's home turf home turf. Oh
My god
Nice nice nice. Good shit. Good shit. Good shit. Good shit
Oh
Wait, any any signs wait, what building is this from that kind of looks like?
Oh, okay, this could be a sign of sign of sign the sign say it says a
Jaguar del Monte, so it's in Spanish the country okay Spanish country South America or
Could be South American country here
Let's see
Wait, no no no Spain Spain Spain
Spain or school I think spain or push go here
I see a 60-star
I'm going, I'm going
I think it's Spain or Portugal, I think it's Spain or Portugal
I think it was, I think it was Colombia
No, I knew it
Oh no, I lost
I
Thought the sign meant European with the red circle, but
What is it first to oh
Oh
What is this? It's a Russian Russian some Soviet country some Soviet country
The Sun is nowhere to be seen
Oh god, we've got it. You've got it. You want to do Ukraine? I'll do Ukraine. I'll do Ukraine
I do I'll do more though Ukraine bottom of Ukraine
Guess a city over here fucking
I don't know about this
Nice nice nice
Yeah, can't be it when it's Russia it can't be like in the middle of it. So just remember I
Don't know what this is. Oh, it's a sick way to cinch it
Wait, I think I, I see the sign.
Do you understand that language or not?
Let me see, let me see.
I've been to a lot of work.
They can't see the sign, they can't see it.
It's a fucking N with a little swig on top,
but it's an upside down N.
I didn't know that.
It says A-B-I-A-C, but it's sweet in colors.
I'm looking at another sign here.
Oh, I think Turkey, bro.
I think Turkey.
I'm going Istanbul!
I'm going Norway.
No!
No!
It's only my two dirty, it's fine.
It's a multiplier, it's a multiplier.
Ukraine?
Wow.
Fuck, bro.
I knew it, I should have trusted my god.
What the?
They say, ah, I got it.
They can't move though, remember.
Just look for signs quickly.
They're gonna try to guess no fast.
It says PTO, peer my day.
Is there a peer me here?
I see a sign.
what was the sign here I don't know language this
la excelencia and cafe Puerto Maderna Puerto Puerto is a Spanish word could be
South America here I think I think we go South America
I feel like this is I feel like this is a Columbia I'm going here excuse me I'm
I'm gonna go on Nicaragua.
What?
Two.
No, wow, bro.
Wait, this multiplier is broken.
What?
We got one shot.
Wait, this multiplier, then we need more health, bro.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Bro, we got one lucky guess.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, two, two.
Wait, what is it?
What is it, first two?
First of four or five, I think
Just bro, I promise you if the Asian country
Like just no more screaming it. We got to actually guess we guys guess. I'm gonna look at the Sun
Oh
I see white male rapido taxi rap rap radio taxi but most but most
I don't know where I don't even know where Greece is like around. I don't I don't think it's peace. It's a Spanish country
Fuck
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna spank. I'm gonna spank. Fuck it. I'm gonna spank
Nice job
Good job. Good job. I just saved us. Oh my god. Okay. They're fucked. They're fucked. Okay. They're gonna try to put something in quickly
They're gonna just understand if it's United States or not. I think it's United States. They're gonna try to, they're just gonna try to instantly put something down
I can't go. It's just, got more road. Got more road. This is
East coast, east coast, east coast. This is east coast. East coast?
This looks like, this looks like, this looks like, this looks like, this looks like, North Carolina, Virginia
Oh fuck. I find this like Rhode Island, Connecticut. You, you got the gas?
Nice! We got that, right?
No, no, no! Baltimore! Who the fuck lives in Baltimore?
Jill is saying, Jill is saying, Jill is saying.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, no, they're going to, they're going to get...
Okay, okay! It's a Spanish, it's a Spanish, it's a Spanish-speaking country.
They're going to get Italy, they're going to get Sicily.
Tell me what it is.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking Brazil.
I'm thinking Brazil.
No, I want the colors! Yellow and...
Argentina. Is it Argentina?
Ar-Argentina, you go back to the IGO Brazil.
You should watch this.
Now it's not just a big up, big up, we so care of you, man.
Now it's not just a big up, big up, we so care of you, man.
So, um, like, like, uh, uh, so, um, like, uh, uh, uh, so, um, like...
Bro, this multiplier is broken.
What?!
This multiplier is so broken. We should have taken more health
What the fuck I don't know this Brazil, they're gonna make a quick guess
They seem to like they're gonna make a super quick guess you gotta be ready. Oh
My god, I'm out of melons, bro. Hey Lee. Hey Lee. I'm not a lie. This could be Asia, bro
I'm going with Brazil. I'm gonna go with like
This road bucket
This you look like Thailand, bro, I guess Thailand, bro. Let's do it
Oh fuck this shit is so
Thailand, please be Thailand. Oh
My god
We're saved. It was your right. It was close. Oh, no, bro. It's a week
Jason, I don't know what this is. This is this looks like Europe. This looks like Europe
It says to come to talk like these are two hundred feet it didn't work in what the fuck did you just say?
The instant I think Germany
I should have just got all I fucked up I should have got them
That's
oh look i could have gone the fucking on the dog
you could have actually saved us we need this
are we in fucking happy land
it's kind of a little like this is like it's like finland or sweden yeah
i saw a sign it's like finland or sweden i'm not gonna it's like finland or sweden
Where did that sign just go?
It says Florida is to my left 200 meters.
Florida?
It's not Florida though.
What's that sign?
Oh my god, I see Florida.
Oh god.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna guess.
I'm gonna guess.
Finland or Sweden?
I'm gonna go in between Sweden and Norway.
In between the balls.
I'm just gonna go Finland.
Maybe you should have gone high up Sweden.
No
That two or two one or three one, that's three one that's three one bro. That's three one
Why is my FPS fucking two?
Well, they're too good at this. They low key shouldn't be able to move by new it, bro
It should be able to look around bro like why don't know I'm noticing but we give such good handicaps
like
I
Said that ass looks like Kansas
It does it does it does it does it low key giving Louisiana bobs to
I'm guessing it's seen his house before it's like this is definitely Pennsylvania. It's on the east coast for sure
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go Kansas. Yeah, it is Pennsylvania
Wow Wow Wow
Okay, okay, what what what?
I
Don't know where we are they shouldn't have been able to fucking look around bro. It's fucking over
Let me go up the fucking street
I see a Asian lady
I should have played this shit with Lacey. Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you?
it's it's Uzbekistan Uzbekistan where's Uzbekistan? Indonesia
oh like we can't change the rules now bro y'all it's just like we just should
not just let them run but we gotta stop letting them just run over us bro we
God let them stop running over us, bro.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
We needed a bigger, like,
yeah, bro.
Well, well, well.
And don't put that baby rage in my challenge.
Joe came in after the first one.
I said, hi, bro.
Oh, bro, that's just like,
that's just impossible, bro.
Kat, I mean, for one.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think y'all are,
the reason you lost is because every single time
it was South America,
y'all were in another fucking continent, brother.
Yo, by the way, the science head
SENSORI AND LUKRU, AND YOU GUYS SAID INDONESIA
Yeah bro, I got a fucking dude screaming in my ear saying,
I THINK IT'S THIS!
60 equals SPAIN?
Yeah, but he saw the number 60.
I do not have someone's Romania chat, I fucking do it.
He saw the number 60 and said, oh, it's Spain.
Because it was like a red circle sign, I've never seen that in America,
so I assumed that Europe ended with this Spanish word.
We got this bro. All right. All right, what game do we do now? It's 2-1. I'm going to get a fuck this shit
You got Rocket League Valorant
CSKA a wingman jv2 spelling bee combined IQ test first to a fall guys duo win Mecca chameleon 2v2
Uno and yeah, yeah get on Valor
Can I hop down in the call real quick with you?
Hey, let's collect our rent bro. Oh my god, bro. Listen, bro. I want to personally apologize to you
Stiglino. Oh, bro. I want to apologize to you bro. I'm still playing good that reason can everyone's have a twitch primary
No to get no ads. I'm just like not a whole idea not a whole idea at all
So how many kill leader we give them because I'm not giving them a 10 fucking kill lead
Spanish equal Brazil brother
Sharky
Look like the favelas. I've seen fucking
This is fine matter happy be
Name are scored for the games not even on yet
What is this fruity ass gun bro, she just made me mad
I think it's for my shit. How do you stop wait Brazilians don't speak Spanish?
The Brazilians speak fucking Brazil you dumbass fucking stupid
Bro puts it Portuguese in Spanish is harder to fit differentiate
As I'm trying to tell me some fucking idiot. I don't know Brazilian is not a fucking language
What Brazilian is not a whole fucking country, but Brazilian is not a language
What it is
Actually, I thought it was Portuguese
Or Portugal speaks Portuguese you fucking dumbass way, so what?
My god, you're confusing me. No, no, no, no, I can't bro. What are they in the call talking about right now?
Well, I don't know bro, but I'm gonna be honest with you. You know this whole Joe coming in just like running his balls on us is not happening no more
I'm dead. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like you someone's got to speak up, bro
I'm dead. You're right, bro
Just cuz he has a fucking degree in philosophy or whatever the fuck we shouldn't let him
After the first round he instantly came in saying I we're gonna try this one more
But if it doesn't we're gonna just see how it plays out like fuck no, bro
Fuck that shit when I do it. They say baby rage when they he does it. They praise him
him. Look at his chat saying mecha chameleon. I've never played that. I've never played
that either. I'm bad at drawing too. I'm pretty sure you gotta be good at drawing.
What are you good at, Ralph? What am I good at? I'm good at dancing. I'm good at dancing.
I'm good at. I know understand. I'm good at a lot of things. Yo, are they getting on?
going on here oh my god then the guy who just ordered fucking everyone to the
house that was you I'm gonna push ups bro
Neymar juniors on the bench you heard oh fuck that shit I need to pee look at
my chat spamming fucking shitty emotes to droolers not knowing Brazilian
Portuguese fries emoji I got something courage JD live I'm a dick you know go
fuck yourself I'm gonna get you what is your dad I'm gonna be
yeah fucking Candyman bro fucking Candyman a Brazilian psychic said that
there must be aliens that run onto the field at the fucking game oh yo yo
sup bro we've strategized and we are now better prepared than ever
which is what you described what the fuck is skirmishing
who problem what's up joe barb vanguard anti-cheats not been
initialized if this is your first time playing you need to reboot your
computer to continue my mic's popping is my mic popping
Yeah, you gotta move your phone.
Hold up.
Oh my god.
Wait, you don't have it installed?
We can't get your webcam because you're on a toolkit.
I'm going to pee.
I'm going to pee.
I'll be back.
Wait, what do we do, bro?
I see us as a whole different game.
Do the one, boys.
Yo, can you hear me?
Is my mic still popping?
Yeah, you're good.
But I think you need to.
You're going to be fine.
No, you're good.
You're good.
I think you have to restart your computer.
But I don't know if you can.
If I restart my PC, will it just auto install it?
I think so, right?
I think so, right?
If you have the game installed.
I'm down to reset my PC in just a screen for like 30 seconds
to play after.
Did you install Valorant today, like when you got on?
No, I just had a resign in, and I haven't played Valorant
so long that it's saying I need to redo it.
Wait, they're saying no, you have to go on your BIOS?
Wait.
So you're saying we can't play that?
I'd say I need to reboot my PC and that'll end that'll end your stream, right?
Yeah
You might just need to reset it. I'm getting confirmation by a tech nerd right now that says, you know, you don't you just
Need a PC. Yeah, but Joe if you don't click sub streaming like if you restart your PC
It'll go to the emote crying emoji. Yeah, but that's
PC if it's good or not it ends it if it ends it ends I don't really care
I'm down to reboot my PC. I'll restart right now. This guy's humble as fuck. I'm not
W fuckin
So that'd be a Hawaii trip. That'll be where we bro
I'll be back in a minute. All right. I'm gonna put some W's and hearts of bandages, bro
This guy's a good dude and in Joe said if y'all are waiting on your swim to come back man
I'm down to be the way
Look inside ways, you know, JC you there bud. Yo, touchy there
I'm back.
This is very true bro, man, it's generational.
What happened?
Why didn't you say W. Joe?
It was good, Chad.
Because Joe just donated all of his earnings this month to fucking charity.
He just said...
Joe did.
Yup.
And me.
Me and Joe.
Okay!
It's a Spanish...
It's a Spanish-speaking...
You're gonna be wrong with a hard bandage now too.
Hey shout out to Joe's chat saying waiting room in my chat man y'all are the best man shout out to y'all
Here from Joe's that's love bro. That's dead-ass love
My's we're not 180. Wait what happened to Joe?
Joe just told us that he's gonna restart his stream because in order to donate his subs for the stream
He needs to end just restart it real quick. Oh
Type one of the chat if you're here from Joe
Type two in the chat if you're here from Ron type three in the chat if you're here from Jinx
Type 4 in the chat if you like burgers.
Why the fuck am I in the fucking tutorial, have eyes?
Have eyes, change my diaper ASAP.
I just check my stuff.
Oh, I'm on a new PC.
Oh my god.
Why is Valorant like literally the fucking CIA?
Why is it named as CIA?
The mighty fishman for last years.
I hate these things.
That's wonderful is what I feel and we're together.
I'm on 20 above, fuckin' burger.
Burger!
Burger!
It's because I'm on my wrong account, but no, I'm on my new PC.
Oh no, you're gonna have to restart your PC too?
No, you have a game.
I said wrong account.
No, it's fine, you're on the game, bruh.
I'm on my new PC, bro.
Oh...
Wait, what are the Joe Barolosians called?
You got five Joe Barolos, you're a no.
Oh Joe didn't make it bro. Oh, no
Hey Joe your humble as fuck I'm not gonna lie where you got you got a lot of W's in my chat. I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna be like oh you got fucking switch games cuz I just have to restart my PC. I see that's a W
Right see for that. Yeah, I said a tear drop down my leg
I guess he used me.
W. Bart Farts.
Is that, is that-
Bro, are you sure that's going to fix it though?
Yeah.
Try loading up the game.
That should restart your game, guard.
W. Bart Farts, man.
Why?
Joe, you're just so fucking humble.
W. Joe Farts.
Bart's good bandages.
Guys, if you came from Joe's check, go back to Joe.
He's back.
W. Joe.
W. Alpha Gal.
W. Balding.
W. W. Alpha Gal.
W. Alpha Gal.
I can't believe you actually got that that that's like that's gonna be the scariest
The odds are so low
Wasn't when I knew I had it it was like bro
I was just randomly breaking out in hives all over my body, and I didn't know why like that shit sucks
Yeah, my bad works death by a steak would be a horrible way to go out
I'm not gonna bro when I was in I was in Mexico. I order
tacos from this guy that spoke a little bit of broken English and
And
It's like shredded chicken with like hot sauce on it
So I'm like chicken like can I get three chicken tacos? He goes chicken. I go. Yeah, he gives it to me
I'm eating it. I'm like what are you guys in I'm on the third one and I'm going to taste kind of like pork
I go back and it was he said work and then I had to go
Oh my god, that's horrible. I'm not gonna. That's that's why I don't so my girl
She always wants to go on hikes, but I'm like, no, I can't go on hikes cuz it ticks
I'm afraid of getting that disease play bro. I just I think that's a different problem. Stay inside very so nervous
No, they're so nervous of the boat. Oh my god Valorant's in my chair. Let's get some gift. It's Valorant
Valorant give everyone a thousand subs for playing your fucking game now
Oh, I got an invite. Oh, I got a
What is this what is skirmish?
Let's just do we can do one swift play game make it quick. Yeah
What one swift way? Oh, we can do it. We need a handicap because this is y'all's game. Okay, then 2v2 with the sites
Yeah, uh, yeah
All right, we can do we can give you a map and ping bro fucking
Map and pink that is not a hint. I'd rather have like a kill. Yeah kill me. How many how many how many kill?
13 13 13 we can give him that is gonna 13 and oh
Yeah, it goes to 13 it was a 13
Yeah
I'm not got them listening to so far
That's not bad
brother so surely we got a
I mean I did
and Jinx is probably iron
share only
just shoot it target in front of you
okay but
this guy's doing
I mean the touch
I just
standing in my chat
that I'm on black magic right now
that he put a curse on me
tell me if you
if we do
if we do
sit around
my chair and scream bro
if we do
skirmish then we don't have the bomb bro
I don't think we should do skirmish
so Jinx is doing
Jinx he's doing fucking
Like to be to plants, but if we do stuff like you just need to give us rounds
Let's just do let's do regular go to one site and it y'all get you all get killed
You can't you can't just like cut off half the map
It's better for you, I mean that's low key better for you
I mean if you want to do both sides then you can do both sides, but
Joe is because like it's a 50-50 they let's say we just yeah, I agree and you could just run on site
Yeah, holding but alright, so we'll do one side. We're saying do retake mode. What's retake mode?
Try retakes. I've never seen retake. I've never seen the few slides for tech mode pre-plan and spike 3v3 teams
Escalating loadouts randomized ability section first to five. No, I'm not gonna lie. Let's just play normal
that's a good one.
It's a good one.
What is wingman?
Uh, that's a
game.
Um,
so we're just going to do regular valorant,
only one site
first of 13. How many rounds are you giving us?
Um, I gotta mute this fucking
guy on the mic.
If you give us rounds, are we switching
at 12? Like that doesn't, I feel
like is there a way that you could customize that?
Shit, you're right bro because the auto switches, but there's a setting where we can just switch back sides. You know, I mean
I mean
There's never gonna be a Jason and Ron what ranks did you guys sit in Vatteran? I'm unranked a Senate 3
I got carried to a mortal. I was probably maximum like during its fine diamond 3. That's my guess
I never hit him. Yeah, we're going to 13 y'all gonna give us like seven rounds. Yeah, that's fair
Is there a way to do that from the start chat or no
So y'all were ascending and immortal
Yeah, and we're platin on ranks. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, seven we can give him seven run
I came on this is what I give him seven. All right. Give us nine. You agreed to it too early. What are you crazy?
No, we're giving y'all six now think about those like Joe we just hit them in the head they die
True all right seven rounds
So it'll start seven zero. We just need six rounds. They need 13. Yep. Yep. So let's just get in the lobby brother
I have to play the tutorial man. I don't know
So wait, so what do you think you're about to get you think about again a nine kill lead
This guy's like, that's just not gonna happen. That's just never gonna happen. You can call me a piece of shit. Whatever. That's just never gonna happen
You can literally just get free fucking kill your piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. How about that?
I'm gonna rub steak on your fucking face
Not wouldn't do anything
Understand that I have to digest the sugar molecule. Holy fuck. I'm screaming
Obviously, hop on the IQ test after this, Ron doesn't understand allergies.
Go fuck yourself, bro.
And you're disengitis, vitus, but notus.
Ah, here we go, man.
Here we go.
Hellfuck out.
Why didn't the one-the-one-your-son don't need a gun to get respect upon these streets?
Yo, shut the fuck up!
Get on, Jinxie, we're waiting for you.
I'm in the tutorial for the fourth time now.
Oh, what the fuck? I thought you played this game before.
Why are you doing a tutorial?
A Bonnevig of Legends account with my Valorant account and then got banned by Riot because
Riot is literally the fucking CIA reincarnated.
So now I'm on a new PC with a new account and after the bugging tutorial we're not gonna
be able to fuck anything like it.
So let me plant the spike and win.
Ballerite.
A Ballerite.
Ballerite.
Actually, let's watch Jynxy.
Let's see what he's doing right now.
Well Valorant, I would never speak to you like that.
Let's get some gifteds.
The OG.
The OG.
ball right
how about
I don't know if I like that
I don't know if I like that as a favorite
that's like saying like regular potato chips are your favorite chip
don't say the ender dragon one bro that's our special thing
what was that ender dragon one
like you can't repeat it it's only one time
it's a one it's rare
it'll never happen again
did you get the moment for me
If you were there for the that ball, right? Yeah, this is where a bunch of water first say me right now
Yo, Jaycee, it literally just told you to move to the escaping and you don't are you just like a burger like you're just a
Yeah, there's no there's no way you can't skip the tutorial
Yeah, can I skip the tutorial or no cuz if I leave my if I leave and have to restart it God strike me down
I'm not playing Valorant. What is what it bro? I just restarted my piece
Are we playing a song on a fucking ukulele right now? What's going on?
Ohhhh
You're the one who wrote it
Are you playing an actual song right now?
That's actually pretty good Jason
You don't know babe
Oh
When you know babe
And kiss me slowly
It's the sweetest thing
No brother, and he don't change
He's right in love with me
He don't know that you are
Excuse me
Yo, I love your phone
Your Macs don't work like ever
Have you ever thought about going on the voice?
I have, actually, Joe
I bet Osilo Green would turn his chair for you
W... Thank you, that means a lot
I
Listen learn a new I learned a new song on the piano. Oh my god. We should hear while we wait for JC the
I got you guys. I got you guys. You just have a piano in your room
Wait, yeah
I hear that here here here. Let's hear half time show. Let's do it
What song is this?
A, B, C, D, E, F.
And then G, H. No.
A, E, F.
Hear my, hear my, hear my.
No, no, I fucked it up.
No, no, no, keep going.
Keep trying.
Don't quit, man.
You're in my chat.
Get the thousand subs.
Never quit Ron. Keep going
Wait
I can't stand this shit. You see how much longer in the I think I'm out. I think I'm done
Oh my god, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, yeah, let's hear it.
No, no, I just-
Oh my god, I hear it! I badass hear it!
Listen, listen, listen to the show!
I hear it.
Joe, can you add me?
Oh my god!
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, one, one, god, look at this!
Jinx C hashtag MZP.
I
Fuck
What's your mind is Joe Bart five hashtag J a seven F a
Joe Bart five
Right at the same time at the same time ready three
two one
wait three
Jobart5 has to have J87FN
J87FN?
Yes
Hold on, I got three
Jobart5
Yo, Bruno Masters, what's up?
Jobart5, hashtag what?
J8, are you mad at me? I'm having a bad time
Let's go.
Now listen to this.
J.C.J.C.J.C.
Ready?
Turn that way.
J.C.J.C. quiet. Listen to this one.
Alright bro, stop.
Last one, last one.
Yeah, yeah, CT. CT.
Yo, Ron, can you get on your fucking setup, please?
Just give me my money.
We didn't ask us on the wrong band.
We can start a band, bro.
What weight the core Beatles?
Holy fucking shit.
Alright we're good to go. We're good to go.
Switch teams.
Wait we gotta explain the rules.
I can hear myself.
Why can't I hear myself? Who's this?
Who's this? Like noise?
Somebody pick the audio. I'm gonna lose it.
I'm not fixing it.
I'm just sharing my pianos
and then echoing noises.
We're on 80 pings, you're on 30.
Fix the ping.
Hey can you say pings?
No, it's you bro. It's me
Oh wait, it's it's jesse jesse. Oh, it's almost like I just fucking said that
Sorry, Joe Joe Joe, sorry my brain is a little good
You guys I'm gonna get back on the piano over it. I mean, I don't
Please change servers. Please. Why are we 80? Thank you guys with 30?
Can we start the game, please
How many rounds do y'all get? Seven?
Alright, so y'all want a seven kill lead just off the rip, alright?
It's gonna be zero zero.
It's Jinxy, bro. You have to mute Jinxy.
I'd rather be on defense first if it's one-pound swap.
Okay, yeah, give him defense, Ron. Give him.
Alright, so let's explain the wolves. Yeah? How are we doing this?
One map, or one site.
We can give him seven. I'm not gonna lie, Ron. Like, their dog shit.
I genuinely believe yeah, we're where any shooter. It's a cake walk
Bro, I you lost a shooter an hour ago. You've literally lost a shooter one hour ago
Well, technically we won because it was 7-0 and then you made it 6-0 randomly. So
I
Know just getting pulled one inch away from the face
All right, they're saying a six
I mean round seven rounds for the chat is a six
You ain't get ran over bro. Let's do it. Let's do it. What?
Bro, you weren't immortal. I was a Senate three Jim C's iron Joe is bad. I bet it was four
It's iron even a real rank we have a cumulative peak rank of like silver your peak rank is like
Yeah, but that's how you're goaded at fucking Geo guesser and he was goaded at
Rainbow and I gave y'all no move
Bro, I like and then you came in when we won the first round and was about to change it facts
Wait, it's iron a real rank in balance. I was scared
Iron is a real probably you would probably you're like plastic to bro relax. What map be a little happy. Oh, we'll give you
I
What map do I want we're doing one site, right? Yeah, yes, what map Joe picked him up, bro
Now you're gonna get fucking destroyed for that little slide remark, Rob
I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
Did anyone want to hear the piano I could get back on no no stop no I
I like Haven.
Haven?
Okay.
Alright, what site?
What site?
Yeah.
Haven's A, B and C, right?
A, B and C.
Yeah, but if you choose C, then that means you can go through Garage too.
Yeah.
You know, you might as well win this.
Yeah, I'll say A site.
I
Sent a sent B
Just know that if you go B is B on the left side of the right side chat if you're defending the these on the right
That means you can go through mid. You can't you can use me
Yeah, you could avoid. No, I think you should oh so you can't like hard flank. I think you know
No, no, you can you can you just have to plant B if you have to yeah
She can go anywhere on the map, but you could go anywhere on the map. You have to let me got it. Yeah
And we get right back so we have to win six you have to win 13 name our goal
They're lying
All right, ready. I'm starting ready guys. Good luck. Have fun. All right switch
Jason drop all remember it's gonna say zero zero, but y'all have seven. Okay, so we start in game
Why do you keep giving them this?
Because they're gonna complain and I promise you 70 is nothing
We don't need smokes
So might be a broken here. I'm not the best about flash. It's about flashes here. Are you sure we don't need smoke?
I
Don't think we need smokes, bro. I think you just need flashes. I can go I can go through this here
Vinnie go Vinnie just go with a girl. I don't know how to play neon. I'm not gonna do it
I'm just gonna play smart. It's either check either play jet ISO
I
Jett I saw or I could raise I could raise go in I haven't done in a long time, but I could look and just go in
I'm not going I can play omen and you get you you
Yeah, I could play I saw I'm gonna play I saw I saw the smartest here
So I just I have a blind and a smoke that we can I used to main omen to
Woman's good. Yeah, you got flashes
About easy
That's rena would be the worst pick here
We don't need like heels
If I'm on ISO I could just like jinx. He's not gonna understand it. I'll lock any amount
I'm gonna activate ISO is a building. He's gonna
WHAT THE FUCK I HATCHERED IT
GOLD GOLD GOLD
Wait, they have double flash no smokes. Okay. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, they're just gonna do Joe's just kind of throw
Remember that I haven't played this game in a long long time
All right, do you want me to buy flash here? I think we I don't know those two smokes
yes tell me yes tell me why do I have a message from ladies and fucking yo I
can't see that texture for some reason what we don't email all right so I'm
gonna smoke I'm a smoke right CT I'm gonna play with you or no they're gonna
be Nick I guess he's gonna be in a class around that corner he's just gonna say
You might push up to just play audio play audio. I'll play slow. I'm gonna save my smugs
Waiting for the push
Another line I'm not even a small I'm gonna walk up here
I'm gonna
He's right where you're looking
No way I don't work if you don't hit him
Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh
No, bro, dog locking all right. I'm gonna play the other play together. Yes
You want a force here, I'm gonna
We force singers
I'm just going to smoke off a rip.
Double flash.
I'm going to flash off a rip.
GenC pushed up last time.
I'm going to activate my thing.
I'm going to push, yeah?
Yeah.
Don't smoke.
Don't smoke.
He's up there.
Over there.
I'm planning.
I'm with you.
No, he has no birds. He has no birds. He has no birds. He's right side.
Left side. Left side.
Tell me when you want to swing.
One shot. One shot. Nice.
Don't worry. I got this right here.
See? I'm not allowed to do that every single time.
He's just gonna buy a shot like this is like...
No, they have no money. They have no money.
Remember, we can go anywhere on the map.
You want to just like go like...
I don't even know.
I have real gun
Well, they have no money, I feel like we do the same thing
I have no money and they're probably gonna say for next
I'm walking on the site and might be doubled up on site here
All right, wow. Wow. He's in my one one side
He's he has a short
He does have a shorty
He has a specter too.
You saw him!
You saw him!
Correct, Mechels.
No, you can't just scream.
I don't know what it was.
Was that called a double box?
It's a box.
Whatever the box.
Green box.
Green box.
We can't keep going through this.
How do you want to switch this up?
We can go mid now.
But you're rushing way too much. You just gotta take your time. It's so much time
Wait if I throw a smoke it doesn't regen right?
I'm gonna throw a smoke
What is that called? Mark it and then we play mid here
He's dogging
No one shot
No way. Oh my god. Holy fuck. You have nine. I know. I don't know why. I know. No finessing
us, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. No, no, no, please, bro. No, no, no. Fun. All right.
I have my ice up, buddy. I'm going to activate one of the battle now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm gonna try to find him first or no
Joel loves to play market. You love to play market. All right, so I just activate it instantly
Yeah, you can watch over here
Who'd you get I got a Phoenix all bro motherfucker
Almost killed me this guy's all this to Laura, bro. He's good at the game. It's market. What's market?
Oh my god, Jinxi knows how to shoot his gun. What is this large mark of horror? Wow, they played up how bad they were, bro.
Yeah, what the fuck is this? No, they got defense too, and like, yo.
Door dash, gotta be careful.
Ah, I'm focused on door dash.
All right, you see has no money no money. I
Can also play bullshit. I should have played a bullshit ass character
I'm trying to smoke CT always gotta get hot when his defense wait. How many rounds defense just no more not around
He always plays mark it I'm gonna flash mark it here careful careful
I'm suppressing.
Do you want some more CT?
I'm hitting lad.
One might be lever.
What the fuck?
You can use your ult to get info.
I'm gonna ult back side.
Don't do it if you don't have to.
Back side, he's back side.
Don't do it.
You have a flash or no?
I don't have flash.
I'm gonna ult back side.
I'm gonna ult back side.
You have a flash or no I don't flash I'm gonna pay I'm gonna pay I'm gonna pay I'm gonna pay
I'm good great job
She fucking lurked through me that's crazy
Have a lot of time we could learn we could do the same exact shit. Yeah. Yeah, I'm done it
I'm gonna place low although a smoke and then although smoke mark place. Yeah. Yeah
Tell my rap all the way through a to this one
Today's money or no barely barely, I think they're gonna save here
I'm flashed all the way around I'm walking all the way around I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you
I'm just gonna take my gun out. I don't trust these motherfuckers
I'm gonna start pushing me when you cross this one
I'm in spawn, but I don't know if there's one
Last one's on site last one's on site
I don't know, I hear him.
Okay, I have a flash.
I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash right side of our site.
Hold on, don't, don't, don't, don't swing, get off there, let's double swing together.
Nice, I got you.
I'm gonna get your face.
Nice, nice, nice.
Smooth, smooth!
You know what I just realized though?
We should pause the game because we're just gonna play offense the whole time until it's like...
until it was like 10 um yeah I think how do we do that how's that how's that like
we're just going to play offense for another five round no more right I think
that's what I think that was the rules but oh is it yeah that's why this is
going pretty well okay I'm gonna I'm gonna flash for you then quick
I'm gonna smoke CT for you. Smoke is CT for you.
Everyone close, not your friend.
I'm looking market, I'm looking market. I'm gonna smoke market.
Everyone fighting, fighting, fighting. Let's go, get it, come on.
I swear, god, I heard them fighting.
I have no smoke.
Next smoke in 25.
Okay, low key, play slow.
I
Go through this phone again or no, no, I didn't walk up me here
I'll clear pizza
I'm gonna smoke CT
It's fucking jinx you dude. Yeah, but this is not like me do that
Nice.
Hey, you almost got fucking feet out of your butt hole.
I know.
No, he knows how to play, bro.
Holy shit.
So how many rounds do we gotta win in those pictures?
Um...
I don't even know, to be honest with you.
I can grab all and...
I can grab all over there.
No, wait, let me get all over.
I just keep forgetting to grab it.
Oh my gosh, I only want ice hill every time.
Oh yeah, what do we do?
Wait, 88.
Okay, okay.
I'll...
I'll...
I'll flash off Ripper for you again so you can just grab ult.
I'm holding for you, I'm holding.
Wait, one flank I think.
One shot, one 80, 80, 80, 80, 80, sorry, fuck, I sold.
He's, he's tucked lever.
Nice, you're goading.
Oh my god
I have no money on they have no money on that aim. Okay. I saw I saw I saw I saw
I'm gonna just flash for you get that shit. He's the PC. Oh, where should I where should I open?
Um, Joe, you could use your old to find it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I
Recommend you do like market. Yeah, I'll do market and then and then you can mark it
But don't do it off the back. Let me get my work
I'm not gonna flash. Just grab the orb. I'll hold it down for you
I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. I mean Jinx is probably close to you
So it's eight to nine.
It's a nine fuck bro.
Alright, um.
You just arrived.
Oh god.
That's how they used to grab that shit.
Lace grab it.
Alright, what do you want me to do here?
I'm gonna flash those.
I'm gonna flash plus and then oh.
I'm gonna old mark it.
Okay.
I don't see market. I don't see market. I don't see market. I'm gonna get one. Yeah, I got one. It's jinksy
He's 120
Oh
My god
I
Know you gotta kill you for the rest of his life. Oh my god, I saw the ice or the junk go
Now I showed you what is the score nine to eight to ten
No way. Yeah, then we're good. Yeah, it's about us. It's about us. Well
We're gonna win this round nine three curse
Fucking doorbell, bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna flash
Smoking more shit
I
Could flash out of market here
I'm gonna last market last you go side here
I'm sorry. Just go side. Look. I'm a plant right right here right there right there. We're gonna double swing right there
Okay, I'm not thinking
It's just waiting. Yeah, yeah
He has dog. He has dog
Just when you're peeking just let me know the dog the dog did not see any of us. Just wait for the jump
That's my life line. I'm not gonna be I'm not picking up jiggle. I'm not gonna watch jiggles
It doesn't have a check
He's left side left side
He's pushing up. I'm gonna swing three two one this one right time time time
Yeah, just play time yeah bring him around the rosy. Yep, you're sure
Another go bro
Bro, I'm not worried bro trust I'm gonna go light armor and buy flesh
No, if you want I could buy I could I could I could buy the thing and I can make them super low through the wall
Okay, wait you could
Or or we flash and push up here. No, no, no, wait or I flash you push up
I think I think that's what I might take like wait like can't like count it like two like two seconds
Or when you hear my thing activate when you hear my thing activate
Oh
They made them in
I flank her now
Don't be panicking bro. They're good. I'm gonna try and close the door. Yeah, shut it
You're fine, you're fine
I'm not one-sided with you, but one's market. One's market. I'm camped up logs now.
Yep, yep, yep. He's on site, yeah? I don't know. I don't know if he crossed. He's on site.
I
Know I did I thought he was dead bro. I swear I thought he was dead
Yeah, we can do the flash method again if you want
But I'm gonna be phantom, then I'll wait two seconds. I
Don't have my here play right here play right here. Don't do that for you play with me
He's probably one
Like a little strategy like that like that's just impossible bro. I just like to win my gun. Hi this time
Let's play brought my life smoke be let's just play mid together. Come on. I don't smoke at all
We could just do that every time
But don't your don't listen who not use any ability just watch here there
I guarantee they're gonna walk it. I'm gonna smoke be and they just watch
I mean it works you
Yo, I'm a crumb that ass I heard
Bro, I can't believe it
Whoo, I said a close call. I can't believe it. Oh god. I can't believe it. Hey
yo I'm a crumb bro what's the score 10 12
I'm just gonna play here just just shut the lever instantly and just play play
CT and just keep two jiggle peaks and let me know if he's there or just smoke
it whatever he's there yeah
I'm sure he holds you in front of him.
What the fuck did you just say?
Just smoke it.
Oh, they'll be on two seconds, I didn't know.
Smoke it.
Don't smoke it.
They might lurk through fucking spawn low-key.
I'm here in mid.
I'm gonna just hold spawn.
Yeah, one's mid.
one enemy remaining I got bomb I'm lower shit down he's got a he's got a
marshal ready he's gonna shoot that I'm gonna swing ready no no no he's got a
marshal I'll die here let's just play back let's play back please don't play
space well okay raise a marshal don't die you just cannot die
He's going to spawn, he's going to spawn.
Can you smoke it about a little bit deeper or no?
He's spawning, he's spawning, he's spawning.
I smoked it.
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You wanna make him a one shot?
I'm gonna jiggle, just don't peek.
I might die if I do anything, but just.
He might walk back and mark it if he's smart.
No, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
Swing.
Woo!
Shit!
Oh my god.
Fucking easy boys to to
You're dead as a chrome I can't be without it you see you know, I think see on fucking I saw yo, I'm not even kidding
Well, they're if you still watch it. Let's get some get this for that performance guys. Oh, I just lost to Jinxie bro like
Well, Jason. I'm watching it. I thought I miss you
Bro
Hope Jinx he's trying and shit sure bro. Enjoy that
I thought
You're using moodus
I have a lot of confidence though the first like when we got those first
Well, I was like, damn, we might win.
But I kept telling Jaxie, I was like, no, we're fucked on attack.
I was like, defense, we just have an advantage,
because I could just sit back and wait for you.
But I was like, you're a champ, so I was like,
you're a little defense.
Like, when you Omen smoked, door, and then our spawn,
or defense spawn, it's like, what the fuck am I going to do?
Like, I just have to run down a tunnel.
Yeah, bro.
I got a little run aside.
Streamside Valor why wouldn't I have stream side rainbow like what are you saying the game?
I agree. I don't I don't think you just we didn't we didn't you we didn't you
Bear we didn't you if you had cheated it probably
I lost my whole year with a jinxie I literally got the jinxie
um
Pick a game. Yeah, we got a game. I'm gonna run. I'll be like 30 seconds
I'm so excited I'm so excited
So, Joe, do you believe in aliens?
Yes?
This is me.
So, that...
Wait, why is Cheeksie half a fucking headset?
For the day?
Sure, I just have a mic to use on it.
Bro!
I need that, I just need to know.
Sure, bro.
How?
How did he do that?
What a bad fucking game.
No.
Bad fucking game.
Bad fucking game.
Bro.
Slow walk with a vandal.
Slow walk with a vandal.
Now into the mic.
Slow walk with a vandal.
Is Jinxie here?
Jinxie has half a fucking headset.
Bro, I'm not gonna say it.
75% hand.
I'm actually not here.
Jinxie, can you hear me or no?
I can hear you out of one ear.
I'm like, bro, I see I thought I killed you
So I instantly aimed up trying to get my or bro. You just hit on me. I want you
I can only hear you on my right ear right now
Well, D. C. Why why mad?
That was a bad game, bro. I'm a bad game. I don't care. It's all right. It's all right, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
What is Valorant good for other than e-dating meowing into the mic and slow walking with a fucking vandal?
What the fuck is Valorant good for? Please somebody fucking tell me.
That game is dry!
I mean not too long ago you had Girls Mere for You and you said it was the greatest game of all time so
You know this is like a football takes.
How about report Jason instead of FBI. Bro, my entire left headpiece is broken.
I need to get a backup mic so we need to pause.
Yo, Jinxie, look at your pin trap.
It was Valorant wrote a baby rage.
Oh, okay, okay, the battle look no, okay, no battle, okay, you made Valorant cry, bro.
Oh my god, you made Valorant cry.
No.
Yo, no, battle, and I love your guys again.
I love slow walking.
Oh my god, Valorant say, why you bully me?
So here's the thing, bro, Jesus Christ, it's not about, no, no, no, it's not about, it's
It's not about that, like Valorant love.
If some people like it, I'm Valorant.
First off, I didn't know y'all were in the same.
I apologize.
Let me say this, bro.
If you enjoy Valorant to each his own,
but I like being able to hear my enemies.
I don't know, I like being able to hear them
and not just people in a horror movie.
Joe, my headset's broken, so I'm getting it back up
really quick.
Yeah, I'll pick the next game.
You can just break your headset.
Yep, broke the fuck out of it.
Because I should have played Valorant with no headset!
Because it doesn't matter!
Matter?
Matter?
Heh heh heh.
Alright, did he tell you what game we're going to?
No game.
I think, I mean, I'll confer with him, but I think we're doing Mack-a-Kanelian.
True.
So I've never played that, how do you play it?
Mech-a-Kanelian.
It's basically hide and seek, but you paint yourself.
Uh, we're gonna do probably like first to three or four probably first to four wins
Yeah, how many should we do first of four that's a game of some mood a cheat on right?
Yeah, but we'll do we're gonna do the regular maps. We're not gonna do some weird custom shit
You we're gonna do first to first of four wins on Mecca and we'll alternate
They're not really seeking hiding, seeking hiding, seeking hiding.
No whistles and will probably give like, I don't know, maybe.
How hard is the game to find people?
Is it hard?
It depends what map you do.
So it's just prop hunt, no?
Prop hunt, but you don't turn into a prop.
You paint yourself.
I think we just need since it's a 2v2 it's like if you have two hiders two seekers the
the seekers are going to clear rooms so fast so I think if you do Westall I'll
create a server. If somebody slow walks it makes minimal noise.
Set up zero noise it makes minimal noise.
Brother skill gap would go up so much.
There's no no no no no no yeah I know this whole gaming community of gaming
world lose equals fake cry I'm taking a server name in chat and yo I'm not doing
this rage babe I have an opinion you have an opinion
bro you realize when you're not moving see sound yo run what are you saying
Yeah, it's the same exact thing and that's why I said
You don't have
Discord call what the fuck's going on I
Like games I can hear my opponents, bro. I'm sorry. Maybe I'm maybe I'm schizophrenic
I like hearing where my opponents are.
I don't like people jumping on top of my face and putting their nuts in my mouth randomly.
It's bad and unrealistic.
If you're in a war zone, don't hear the enemies.
Will you not hear the enemies in a war zone?
Exactly. Point blank period. Unrealistic.
If you're in a war zone, you hear the enemies walking.
But, that's the fucking reality of the situation.
And I'll try on this.
Hi guys, fix this cortisol please.
This is like...
Yo, thoughts on these settings?
And you could air this with your chat and then they give me a year and a two hunters hunter wait time 90 seconds
So hiders have a minute and a half to hide. There's a three minute search time and a force taunt every minute
so three whistles and
We'll probably do like a very
Standard map. They're saying they're putting this fairs you know, I can't find the game. How do you search a server?
It won't let me
Go it's a search private server and then look up. Yeah, every time I click find server. It's a check. Look at this
It just goes to
What's the server name?
Server name I could say they just don't know the password server names bro V bro
That's a good
password I
Can't click them. Look at it. She broke. It's a good name. That's only two whistles. No, it'd be three now
I can't click on it either. I don't understand anything. It won't let me like tight. It keeps going back
Yeah, I can't either. I'm confused. Ah
It's already bit. Whatever. All right. What are we doing?
Yeah
Make it to I leave you what I think that's only two. How's it only two whistles if it's like I can't click on
Jolly, oh, no, you're right. And that would be last second. All right, so we'll do
What would that be like every 50 seconds we would do a whistle so then you get a
lot. JC, JC Lee you need a new server though but but but I can't click search
nobody I don't think anybody league well shit I leech because I thought you
leak. Okay well I guarantee you I leaked I didn't mean to leak it was I didn't I
open it up sorry about that. I got to calm down a little bit. Yeah come on it's a
friendly bro v bro man bro is everybody running a good time right now I'm
having a great time guys all right server name sending it I've created it
here we go I show my screen once I get in yeah all right you should learn how
paint first f is paint and then r is emote and that's how you hide wait so r
is female f is paint when you're painting when you're painting you could
use the color wheel or you hold space over an item and it'll color match it
and then you can paint your entire body back so Joe it's just off wins right
like wins yeah we're gonna do first four wins we'll let them either choose to
hide or seek first because we picked game. How do you get out of the color mode?
Ron, have you played this? Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.
I never played this. Pose? Hold up. Pose.
Hold up. Do a test round. Do we want to do a test round? I feel like we should just rip it, bro.
Wait, this is bro. We're just shooting.
Hey, yo! Hey, yo!
Hey, yo! You're on my day.
Hey, yo
So y'all have never played or no
You can delete it now you can delete it all now from the end
Hey, bro
Oh
Oh
How do you spell run are you in?
Hiders or seekers first I think we should be hires. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right y'all can where y'all can stay in the college to make sure you're deafened for the hiding part
That's it. Do we want to do the same map every time or different math? Wait, they're saying seek first
We seek first. Wait, I don't know should we do should we do separate calls for this game or no? No
You just deafen you just deafen while we hide yeah, yeah, we'll change the map every time
We'll just go down the list. We're gonna start at mansion
We gotta clean this shit up. Oh wait, wait, I wait I accidentally just also it needs emote only during this game cuz Chattel just say where we are
You're just gonna look for us
Yeah, I thought I had a hide we don't need practice
If you seek first, then you'll understand how big are the maps huge
They vary in size. We won't do any that are too big, but this one this first one's pretty large. Yeah
We if we want to we could start on back rooms. Okay, since you guys have never played you'll see we'll start on back
movie we see it. I
Don't know how to right go stand in the hunter circle. Oh
That's not me. How do you change the brush the brush and go stand in the hunter circle?
How do you change the brush size Ron? You just hold right click and then drag your mouse left or right?
Oh
Look post post post
Yo, Ron go stand in a hunter circle
Yourself I'll be hide. Where do you do it?
All right, I'm gonna deafen until the game starts
Bruh, I am fucking confident.
Ah, wait, we're hunters first?
Nice. Oh, I'm gonna click on links while we wait.
doesn't seek a matter any
doesn't seek
but the realest right no fucking
girl i cryin
when we miss
i like to be me
head on
head on
hey dude what's up my heart
head on
head on
head on
alright so all we have to do is hide
right
I mean seek, right? It's literally proper.
Rotation lock?
What up? Pulse.
Everybody count down with me.
19, 17, 17, 15, 14, 13, 12.
Good girl.
Jay Bullen, bro, you still eating fool? Nice.
20 yards.
Oh, we're on Fat Talk.
And back to the game.
Hello!
Store in first spot.
You're not, you're IKai.
Alright, so how long do we have?
174 seconds.
You know and we we force whistle every 45 bro. He is in the first. Okay. So how does this got it?
Yo, I I don't know what to tell you
Like I think see where are you bro. Just tell me I just won't shoot you. I promise you
I'm going back
Wait, this is all you just hold R and you can eat sushi. Oh
Oh
The most are all different
Joe explain where you are bro. Just explain why would I explain where I am even searching for one?
Oh, just be happy bro. Oh, oh, I heard a little whistle. I heard a little whistle
But can you move once you're in one spot or no? Yeah?
You're mad at a coloring game, bro!
Yo, this guy picked a fucking blank wall!
Bro's mad at a coloring game.
Baw right.
Well, pre-headset broken, pre-baby rage.
So you could be anywhere.
You could be on the ceilings, or no.
I could be anywhere.
I could be on the ceiling.
I could be under, like, a piece of furniture.
I could be in...
Well, if we don't have to have it on the label, only if I'm hiding.
Also, check, because over there, explain what's happening.
The only thing is, the only thing is if you are, like,
Oh
Like you're head glitching into a spot of blank Joe, I know your technique
No, no, I hear I heard Joe I'm right here
Yo Jason, I'm nervous. I'm really bad at this game. No, no, he's near me, bro
I can literally smell him say on God
I can smell him. I heard the whistle on this side of the map.
Torontale, bro, just talk to me, bro. You're obviously copy at this game.
Can you tell us where you are?
No, but look.
First round. It's 2-2 tied, bro. We actually got some players.
Wait, what score are we going to?
First of four.
Over here. I swear to God.
Ron, he's somewhere in here.
What?
He's quiet, he's quiet, one of us is on him.
Oh no.
What?
What?
I literally heard him.
Is there another whistle or no?
No, you got 20 seconds to find him.
Wait, there's only two whistles?
There's three.
You missed the first one because you guys were killing Jinxie.
Oh no.
Are you at your god damn mind?
Am I fucking blind or am I deaf or what?
Seven.
Ha! No!
Where is he?
What the f**king when?
No way he was up there!
No, bro, what?
Wait, I can't see you!
No way, bro.
Oh my god, dude.
Okay, so now they, they side, right?
We see the same map.
Wait, what?
We'll do it, we'll do one round, one round on each map, and then we'll switch maps.
Wait, where can we see you?
I actually don't understand.
Understand if you you just step up on you can climb as a seeker. Oh my god
If you look if you hold space on the wall you just laugh at me
I literally didn't even I couldn't stay serious though. So now we see right? We're gonna seek
So you're supposed to right or left
Yeah
Yep
Bro, they literally
You just paint yourself as a wall and just go into a fucking tiny corner
Same spot that's risky, bro
Okay, I time is 90 seconds to just shove yourself into a little baby crevice
Can I go in between these it's like
No, this is Joe's comp, bro. He knew a spot, bro. Oh god. That was a nice crevice wait
Come here. Come here. Oh
oh no no fucking way bro oh my god she's she's she's she's she's there's no
good spots bro there's no good thoughts genuinely no good spots
Yeah, it's over. It's it's not just like terrible. Oh, actually, I'm not even sure.
Yeah, it's over. It's genuinely over, bro. I'm just dead.
How do you get this color?
How do you get this color?
What's the button?
What's the button?
What's the button?
What's the button?
Hey boys, you ready?
Yep, we're back.
Do you guys have good hiding spots?
Literally the hardest map in the game to hide on by the way.
So why are they not talking?
I don't know.
Ron, what's wrong?
You know this?
Yeah
Yeah, bro, I don't know how to play
Right sucks and Joe knew some cheese, bro, I didn't run
If you're inside of a wall
I could have hid it in like four other spots like under a table or some shit and you would have found me
And then do you guys want to hide that first and we'll seek again
Zero we got a win four from
Listen listen if you're warped into a wall text is gonna come up on your screen saying you're warped in a wall
You're gonna be detected. That's why I knew you were there from a hundred feet away because you were detected
You were like warped into a wall. You can't be like blocked by it's hard to explain
We'll let you guys hide first
Yeah, you can't be mad at me this is my first round ever.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
When it says the text, you'll know.
It'll tell you if you're detected.
People are mad at me that this is my first date.
Oh no, that one's mad.
I'm gonna never read that.
What the fuck?
Are we in Tokyo, Japan?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Like, do we just go on top of like a roof?
We have to like, squeeze somewhere, bro.
Like.
Don't eat me.
Do I PS-
Me se veri puri ori do rime
Oh my god I'm-
Oh my god!
I won, I won, I won, I'm not insolent
Stay on guard, you need to carry, yeah?
I won, I went on
What's a spot and no one would catch me, chat?
This game's stressing me out
I like this spot, I like this spot
Are you fucked in the head, bro?
I genuinely can't do anything.
Don't fuck this shit.
Don't gotta fuck this shit, bro.
No, I'm trying to get behind the-
I can't.
No, it's just- it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's actually over.
It's actually over.
Oh my god.
No, bro.
Eat my ass, bro.
eat my ass bro this is just fuck yeah bro eat my fucking all right boys you
ready you're ready a lot harder math for us to see if they literally could be
anywhere
no no we've got enough to hide on do you want to like what clear
yeah yeah yeah
well you know
why is bro already laughing
because i'm shit bro
i'm shit
run we need uh... or not run
joe we need comms on the whistles okay jigsie can i talk to you for one sec
like no talk
can you just
if you see me bro can you just
FUCK
You get yourself into an area you just curled up into a ball and pinned yourself brown, bro
What the fuck don't even don't even look where I'm at?
This is the whole map
They could add really high
I
Actually no world, bro. I'm not even kidding. No, there's a world wait this run run run
Detail please run paint yourself
No, no like small details
I couldn't fucking do anything like I don't think I ever would have found you
you know I don't know the other side of them dude I thought you're on the other
other side of the map all the way over here based off those vessels like I
would say now we had on the same map I guess pro guys it's hard as this is me
and Jason's first time I live a minute 30 second he's played dude you guys are
just choosing brain dead spot I don't know how to play for the first time he
would just hide under tables in a shadow and paint himself black and he wouldn't
be found yeah literally like the first time I played I didn't die because it
It said it said move or you'll be revealed
It's not even like that much skill. It's a lot of luck like you guys could win. You guys have to focus
It's only one to go. Where would I look if I was a seeker and
Let me just jump on your shirt
I'm at this one. You just saw some eyes that we get next game. I like let me just let me just but so you guys win this the game's over
Yeah, it's three two. We're up and we go now
Be creative, okay this summer
here we go
here we go
here we go
here we go
bro, I don't like this shit I'll go with
bro, I don't like this shit I'll go with
yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you bro
it's just too quick because I don't understand
I understand the game
but it's happening so fast
it's so fast
I need to learn the math
no man
listen, you look like a fucker bro
No, I just we need more hiding time because I don't know what to do
I'm trying to find like a little baby crevice, but there's no crevices that could fly
Yeah, bro, as I'm saying, yo you pick the blank wall. I picked out of a fucking wall, bro
Yo, oh my days. All right, there's a chance. There's a chance though. We got this one
I'm gonna try my absolute best here. I'm just more where we have to come back from hiding now if we win this round
We got this trustee-ass, it's a belief.
Yeah, I'm not crying, I don't mind, Rowley, I'm not mad.
I'm just saying, like, damn, I wish I knew how to play.
It's simple as that.
I believe that we will win.
We like it, we love it.
Like, I was trolling and I whistled, and Joe called me a corp,
and I was like, why are you so mad?
And then he went, whistling, and he goes in the corp,
and he goes in the corp, and he goes in the corp, and he goes in the corp.
I
Ready or not here I come
All right. Wait, Joe. How do I switch POVs to see it? Wait? When are the whistles since you want to say I'm corny for that
I need to know look at the yellow look at the yellow top right. Oh
It says you're supposed to not really cut noise when it comes
I feel like I'm pretty blinded in.
No, no, no, no.
Joe, how did you end up with this character?
Can I fly, too?
I don't know.
Just walk up to a wall and then hold.
I'm like stuck.
Joe, you saw me fly?
Quack, shut up.
Shut up.
You're so upset.
You said the sense the guy that yelled on the last whistle. Yeah, and you guys are good relaxed puts
Oh, I know you're right here on a fucking sushi. He said of a bitch
Yo, I had no chance
Joe's character was yeah me what even happened?
Well, I think I I think I hit the button that made my character larger. Hello
Alright, hello
Let's go
No, I think this map is even harder than back room. It's so tiny. It's
We're gonna make it a big map, so you're gonna have a lot of
This painting like if the round starts already does painting make noise like you don't hear us
Yeah
Yeah, this is a big map
Why do you think I cheat on a fucking painting game
Yeah
My panic
I guess I can hear you. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
Oh, this is a big map.
Yeah, it's a big map.
Should we just be next to each other?
No, like he... I'm gonna...
Um...
Bro, but it's big, but the thing is...
You think I look like a ball from up here or no?
I can't see you.
You think I look like a ball?
I just... I don't know.
This is not good bro did you?
GGs, I don't have a spot, do you have a spot?
Yeah, me neither, we're just ass bro, get your just GGs in the chat.
I
Am I sticking to the wall, how do I know if I'm sticking to the wall
Hang on
I even hate myself I even hate myself
All right, let's go
Jynxie needs the undefined
What? He's still deafened
The little vantage point going on here in the beginning room. Yo, can we get an undefined on Jynxie? I got no team comms right now. This is unreal
Wait so can you hear my painting or my pain or no?
F**K THE SHIT!
I'M JUST DEAD ANYWHERE JESUS.
I can see my spot like...
How do I watch you?
Is there a way I can watch you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait this is actually good.
Wait Ron you're good.
I swear to God you're good.
Suck it.
Just how do I move my press?
I didn't hear a whistle.
I didn't hear a whistle at all.
Bro, JakeC needs to undefend.
We got no team comms.
This is unreal.
Oh, I'm so cool.
What do you think?
Joe, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm in a pretty comfy spot.
I'm gonna be honest.
Like, you're confident.
Not gonna give too much sense
because you're better at this game than me, but...
I might be in the open, bro.
Who knows?
Might be in the open.
Why are you laughing?
Look how you laugh.
I feel like he didn't fucking see you dude. Oh, I just heard a whistle.
Yo, I forgot to undefine him back. Yeah.
Joe, I didn't get a whistle over here by the way. I got a whistle in this region.
I think it's in this other room actually. Come to you, come to you.
It's I heard a whistle to my left. We have a minute. We kind of got a lot. Listen, bro
You can see that piano right there is a little sus
Joe split up split up for sure. I
I feel like he's this region. Maybe the bathroom. I never checked the bathroom
Yeah, you scan the bathroom and wait for a whistle. I'm gonna go over here
You see you dead as one bastard
Wait
Come come
now he's like below kitchen that's kitchen yeah he's in kitchen that's the
kitchen 100%
lol
slapping because we haven't even seen him there hasn't even been a missed spot
I haven't checked kitchen yet to be fair
Jinxie walk past me
Kat
Dude is Jinxie blind bro?
19 seconds
Wait one you're actually a hero bro
I'm not gonna lie I don't know how I got this spot
Like this is so obvious too like you can clear as they see me
We are so back
We are so
Jinxie behind you
What the fuck
We haven't even passed you
Jinxie just walked past me again
He did it
Oh my god
I knew it was the kitchen off that fucking whistle bro. We got to get real ready with our hide
No, I have no time to paint myself. Yeah, I know so Joe we tied on Osaka, right?
So it's still just one zero. Oh, it's not always where it's around per hiding. So it's three two right now
Just pick a spot more on yo, bro
And if you want to oh, you can only get a point from winning from hiding
No, you could get a point winning hiding or could make it a little bit comfy could be one one if you guys want to do that
All right, you guys go in now. You guys go in the game go to yeah, so I want to keep playing
Okay, I'm in this round and we go finale. This is gonna be the best like
Yeah, definitely you guys got a motor. Oh, bro. I just want to have fun, bro. What is your number?
Keep playing. It's pretty good. It's gonna serious, bro
It's getting really serious.
Wait, what is it, 3-2?
I thought it was 1-1.
No, I mean, Joe, they're counting the key.
I was like, order more food or slow key.
Fuck, did you just eat?
No.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it'd be more fun if it was 1-1.
And then first to like 4, bro, this is calm.
Like, if somebody gets found, you know.
what's those three two so is the next one wins yes if they so they win if we
don't find them we lose yeah yeah there's the whole thing yeah when the
whistle's about to come though just don't gotta be quiet so you hear it
I
Actually plays for game night game night happens
Aware game night aware game nice tomorrow guys who's excited
I'm having fun. I actually like this game a lot is fun
like you gotta like up the time low key bro I think more fun if you up the time
yeah I can't I can't paint myself like detail yeah I mean either I'm on
doesn't right we should have played this though with a little more time I
think both of us would have more fun here we go
Tim this map is calm, bro.
Where?
It could be under tables?
What the fuck?
If I was a hider, where would I be?
Why do you even know this room exists?
Damn, we are really not going to fucking talk, guys.
Yo, yo, yo, hold up.
This is comfy as hell!
Yo, I like it, Joe, I like it.
Okay, so they're nearly-
Or you like that?
I don't think- I don't think I like that.
Okay, so they're fake calming right now?
right now that's fake mine what do you think of mine let me get lost fake fake
items like why why why why you're not why we painted you're not fully painted
look at the bottom all right you can't do that again you're gonna paint yourself
I didn't hear a whistle all the time oh my god you see what I'm talking about
oh no I think they're near each other you see what I'm talking about
yourself quiet quiet quiet listen Jason you play you play you play the whistle
Don't be in the same room with me. Don't be in the same room as me. Okay
Drickly cut to the whistle, bro. Yeah, no actually that
All right, it's fine
Say that room
Be quiet
bad
Joe I'm in trouble bubble. Wait, you're not on me. He's on me somewhere. He's near you. He's near you Joe
I'm in fucking trouble. Joe. I'm in fucking line, bro. You're perfectly fine. He's near you
I think he might be in the kitchen quickly fine
Oh, I don't know. I think he's my dad. That's on
Somebody said elephant ass spot. It's not that bad of a spot. He doesn't came close to me yet
It's it's a it's a bad spot. It's a bad spot
bro but I got cheesed by this spot on literally my first
I'm your dad on the money.
Nice.
Oh my god, it's scary.
Oh my god.
I was going to do that the first round.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I was going to do that the first round.
Wait, what the fuck?
That was actually going to be my first spot.
All right.
So, okay.
Joe, what's the score?
Four to four?
That's one three.
33 okay so do you want to do do you want to do obviously I don't say do
you want to do like best two out of it when by two what does he do guys I'm
trying bro no win by two is fine yeah
okay win by two first like a so like if it goes to eight like it's just done
whoever gets to eight because you wouldn't like that I just go to just go to
for this whoever wins this one all right go stand in what is that wait wait wait we gotta talk about
that for a second because we have a disadvantage we have a disadvantage we have a disadvantage
Loki you're not a disadvantage bro listen i'm not alive we're low-key out of disadvantage
I
Like they're definitely right I'm gonna copy the balloon shit, bro. I'm gonna copy the balloon shit. I'm gonna copy the balloon shit
I mean I could be a ball sack for a horse
I
Swear to you I feel like this isn't bad
I mean, this is just fuck cuz oh
My god, I actually some mad right now. I'm low key fake mad
rotation look
Okay
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
How do I do it?
I'm fucked.
I.
I.
Fucking.
Not bad.
I ain't gonna lie.
Not bad.
I mean I'm just fucked.
I can't go down.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I can't go down. Yeah, good luck, bro. I mean, the game's over, bro. Let's hope we
don't find you. All right, three, three, whoever wins, wins.
Joe, spread out on the whistles. Yeah, you can't get mad at me, bro. Like I literally
one other I don't know I don't know if none of time bro okay that means rounds
in a fucking horrible spot if you just had that I wait I already see my game
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up I mean I'm just dead Jason Jason
why would you do what I do right out right out right out I'm dead as fuck
I'm sorry, Rob.
Over here.
Right here, right here.
There he is, there he is, there he is.
It's like...
Let him run, let him run, let him run.
That's how you do it.
Now the game is just over?
Like that?
What do you want every game to be an hour and a half long?
Yeah, but we didn't even decide.
We just decided up to four and then we won up to four.
I tried bro, I tried bro
All right, what's the next game
Yes, we went to the score we said we're gonna go
Unfair we did go for but we did
No, please in your head bro. It's fucking 96. It's I'm not gonna paint
We could do have experience in the game, but we also agreed on these games
Let's just do CSGO then, yeah?
Let's just do CSGO.
It's not unfair.
Let's go CSGO.
Ah, let's go.
Unfair new map, bro.
How is it unfair?
They got a pair of tickets.
I'm not taking it.
I'm fine.
We're fine.
Who cares what the chance is?
Keep playing, bro.
Nice game.
Let's play CS.
Oh, god.
Counter-Strike.
Oh, god.
Just put it in my ass.
Yo, let me know when the-
Just put it in my fucking ass, bro.
Counter-Strike.
Oh, man.
They had never played.
Good.
sent them these games a week ago they could have loaded them up they agreed to
them on the spot that is entirely their fault I'm sorry if that's the first time
they loaded up the game knowing it was going to be a potential pick that is
let's just see yes let's just see us yes also guys bro how have you not played
mecca fucking chameleon the last two weeks I haven't played it I've been
traveling I've been traveling America you haven't booted up mecca chameleon
one time no I've been I've been traveling traveling America watching my
favorite teams play you say teams yes teams
so what we get are they the five-year-old
You're a baby, but I'm a man play it's cringes. Fuck Joe. All right. Well, they can
get a one guy choice that I haven't played. You're getting one guy right now. So it's okay.
One guy. I'm getting half my chat guide right now, saying that I'm a timer typing chat, typing chat.
Yeah, like brought up, I don't know.
It's okay, bro. So what we go as long as we have fun, who cares what they think?
Elchatter, Elchatter, I'm gonna lie, Elchatter.
So what we smoke weed, we're just having fun.
You don't care who's me.
So what we go out, that's how it's supposed to be.
When we're young, we're young and free.
Hey.
Hey.
I think we need another half-time break, boys.
Bro, I think we need a fucking Mike's Heart
I eliminated some beer boys.
Fuck on my condo.
God, bro, because I don't know how to fuckin' hide.
I feel like your vibes are low,
you gotta bring this shit up.
My vibes are low.
Vibes are high, bro.
Look, you know what?
I got ya, let me bring these vibes, bro.
Oh no.
Please don't play a song, please don't play a song.
Oh no.
Oh, ronce, let's start the video.
Yo, my chat is asking about the hills.
No, the vibe is fine.
Yeah, the vibe is fine.
It's just, bro, it's a party game, guys, who cares?
I need to check, Karris, more than I, to be honest.
Who's on the guitar?
That would be Jason, bro.
Wait, I just, Ron, you uninstalled my counter strike
during the Minecraft marathon?
Oh yeah, because I spent $500 for Hi-Vis.
I'm reinstalled in counter strike.
You know, bro, Machinima, it's like a fun party game.
They almost won, who cares?
Ron was locking in at the end.
I hear cases, I hear cases!
Yeah, I'm opening cases right now, bro.
Also, bro, we said before, we played before.
Who cares, bro?
Keep it up.
You're actually doing pretty good at guitar.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, you should keep playing it.
I bet.
["I'm a 30-Dreams-The-Niners-Cases"]
Didn't think that actually work.
Hey!
I'm a 30-Dreams-The-Niners-Cases.
What's rendition is this a good song rendition
Big word that'll be in the Roblox spelling bee after we lose this don't worry my shooter
Jason is good at Roblox spelling bee so you should be scared about a lot for it's on
Obama said signed a certificate for me
Wait, so you actually did like a spelling bee spelling. Yes. Yes elementary. Oh fuck. Maybe that was a bad
Not fucking Osama son Barack Obama the president
Barack Obama signed a certificate for me when I did a lot of pull-ups in middle school
Not really?
Actually?
Barack Obama's wife took away my fucking lunch.
...copied as a signature and then pasted.
Yo, J.C., what's the ETA on that, uh, CS?
Oh, and he's deaf.
David, just find that out.
I'm down to get a little case opening on.
bro I can't open cases I'm addicted bro I'm addicted and I just can't get enough
I've lost far too much money opening cases me too didn't you do crazy shit
during a tournament Jason like when we were in the dust yeah I play I got like
M-wave 3k knife yeah what the fuck can we play dust you boys please
Are we doing like a full game of CS?
Yeah, let's do the same thing in battle.
If you give us seven rounds, not a bad shot.
Or no, they gave us seven.
Actually, Joe, we have a better chance in CS because Ron can't have a shield on his side now.
You have a worse chance of a shit on your right.
I don't play for mayor, but I'm fucking goaded.
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty decent is wingman better than dust you I feel like
Just give up what you can this is a real man's game wait, this is a neutral game now
Now this is your game
Wait is it no we already did our two games
I don't know how this would be
Wait you can do dust wingman? I specifically remember you can't be dust wingman
But Joe I feel like we have a better chance if it's both sites because then we can like actually wrap
They're like
But we can do whatever you guys want. I'm gonna do dust to 2v2
What's more fun for the chat dust to what do you think that just to her wingman? What's more fun?
Bro kill that. I'm gonna come down there break that guitar, bro. Please come on, bro
This is my baby. Come on, bro
Yeah, we may we may have one more fun man women's easy cuz it's already set up for us is to be to
But we just bought 20 cases of my bomb down. Do I have you added?
Yeah, bro. I'm on the spot in cases on my car.
Bro, I'm not even know.
I
Got a butterfly knife and rules. I'll suck a dick. You know Julie David. Thank you. Maverick
But guys there is no dust wing man
Right now
Rocking you invite me getting a bunch of yeah
We're just all opening faces right now. So I'm gonna take the longs man
oh my god I just wasted 50 bucks fuck your dust bro and fuck you all right
right I thought that's just a good that I don't do that what is the problem with
that's not a generative what time are you pulling up fuck that you and fuck you
all right wait what time should I what's awesome right below how long you think
There's a last
I have to pull up at night, bro
Because right now what is 430 like two more hours are great pull up a seven pull of a seven if you're still down
If not, we can we can run it another day
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest today to remove the gold from the case this shot or no
I
Just got a shin trade up. I don't think I've ever seen ya. I said that
Your name is here
On the
Oh
Your name is in since I don't understand that me wait. Are you guys and are you guys in a lobby? How do I?
Yeah, I'm not in a lobby. I'm currently opening cases and I gotta stop because I'm not getting a fucking gold
I'm just gonna face in what rank are you in League of Legends, Jason?
Yeah
That's like really impressive Jason good shit. Thank you. Yeah is is in league is for high the highest or lowest lowest
The worst is for the best is one. I hate that for every game
I know get all the fuck you can you turn down your for water though
What do you mean can you lower it?
Bro, how do I party leader? I gotta join you Ron?
I think a legend is just not a 2v2 game. So we would get
Decaf right how do I how do I make one of you the Lobby leader?
Lobby right click my name, and then go fuck yourself
Is there way you could invite me Ron? Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now
Abrams not leave bro, it's just fucking stupid. No, I'm not gonna leave would it be fair I would demolish
I would demolish it.
Yeah, it's what if I just
I think Jason's Blackboard
would also be the most boring match of all time.
But we would just get
Yeah, we would just get rolled.
We'd be behind.
It'd be so predictable.
Yo, guys, you would lose in League.
Let's keep it down.
Number one.
Number two, GC.
Friedman Invite.
You let me know.
Ron, we would lose in League
because Jason's Platinum 4, bro.
You're gonna lose in League
because I'll get a pentakill on both of you.
Now keep it down, pal.
You'll get a pentakill on two players.
Vinnigul, Vinnigul.
Jinxies it jinxies inspect items the bomb. I'm screaming wait. Why do I do how do I do the chat some name are in?
Practice someone some one of my mods settings to put in the console. Okay, so what do you guys want to play? You want to play inferno nuke?
vertigo overpass
Poseidon or sanctum
Inferno, well, I want to play dust to to be
I guess we are gonna get worked on a wingman. We're gonna get worked. It's gonna be instant done by this wingman
It's a tiny map and they're just gonna shit on us. No, bro. I'm confident. All right, we made it as Joe
We're gonna get real and they give us a crotch
Hey, what is the even game even Steven?
Even Steven you didn't know it's not our game was valor important
Okay, so even Steven's out to our games for our games for a geo rainbow and rocket league
We haven't played rocket league yet. I mean like this is stairs, bro
Give us a small lead not some crazy shit
One kill one kill one round
Reset right you can like reset it. Well, I'm not like you guys were good at Valorant. So we gotta talk about this
Run you can like preset it right? Yo, who's talking bro? Yo, hold on
The the meta run you can like reset the spoons. Yes, yeah, maybe not seven night in your asshole. Yeah, men are talking right now
Let's jump for a second
It's my dog barking chat you guys hear that I think my dog
I'm not a male man. You have a dog. Oh
Yeah, too. Wait, guys, what am I doing inferno and I'm just looking dull, right?
I need the setting that my mods have it. I put it in the console. WD
Roast dogs barking at the mail man.
Yo, Jinxie's really living a movie life.
Movie.
He better get his milk delivered.
I wish the milkman was still a thing.
That ass.
Low key.
Come on, I wanna dance in the door.
Um, do we need setting for a minute or no?
Jinxie, what about you're in the Truman Show right now.
None of this is real and every one of your viewers
is just trying to convince you that you're real right now.
Well, everyone in my view is a boss.
Dude, I was told that I was watching the Truman Show again with my cousin like two months ago
And apparently when that movie came out people thought like a bunch of people
They were in the Truman Show
Mental illness, it was called like, what was it called like Truman Show or?
Yo boys, so what game is that?
Truman Syndrome
Truman Syndrome, Truman Syndrome, yes, yes
Truman Syndrome
And I'm just gonna click go, yeah
What's the kill lead?
Just, let's do it
I mean, what is it doing?
We're doing wingman, we're doing wingman, right?
It's first 13 y'all can have
Set it up you're wrong set it up in games. It's more cinematic. He can give us the point
See, I don't know how to do that dick. Oh, it's tonight in wingman. They're saying you what it's gonna
I give you
It's first to a oh
Is it eight or nine?
Oh
Not new wingman. Wait, Joe. Don't look at this. You're looking at me man. You know what I wanted to do with man for 20 minutes
Joe look at this
Tell me what you were doing before we start and then ever just take I said that's you to beat you up
Or we could do best three you could do wingman best of three
I ain't like y'all aren't gonna get away. That's just I can do dust you guys want to do win me a vest of three or dust full
Map you got shoes. Let's just do a dust full map, bro
Give him like three rounds
That's full map one game up to 13 and then give us like a five or six round lead
Why do you guys act like you're a spab not give me straight up four or three
3 3 3 play straight up you want to do it bro to be super getting wash me 3 3
20 joint you join give us three rounds all right three rounds fuck yeah
I was just to first of 13 well now that is fair all right and we're gonna play
just to and then it's not a big bad way any means that's that surely offsets the
Mecca people can play on the chat. Yes. Yes, you giving me and Jinx these three fucking rounds. Oh, it's okay, Joe
So
Yeah
Relax, you're gaming. Don't let the chat. Don't let the chat get to us, but we're all chillin
But the question is do y'all want to actually play dust two or no?
Dude, that's not it's not bad. It is
Greatest map ever. That's fine. Fine. All right. It's casual morons. It's way better. What is it?
Better overpass is better. Nuke is better
But yeah, I played dust to fuck it and we're not stuck to a site. We're doing a whole map
Yeah
Joe what is it?
Do
Yeah, listen, bro, they're their vibes Joe's vibes of shot. We can take it. Why is he shot?
We can take advantage of this. I'm chillin. I'm not I'm having a great time, bro
There's not even anything on the line, bro. Eat a fucking ball of lettuce. I come on, bro
Come on, bro
Why is this warm up or is this now we're more mo okay?
Bro, why does my game feel like I'm low on FPS? Oh
Oh, yeah, Jesus, shit.
Why does my game feel so weird?
There another one.
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh cool
Joe's chat is tele V
Triping in my chat bro lock in bro. I like playing games in my friend. I like Joe too
He's gonna raise baby. He's getting one guy in this chat, bro
For the promise people are just more they just want to see their streamer win bro in our spectator
No, there's they're calling they're saying that he had an advantage for the pink
For what for mecha chameleon. They're like, oh you had an advantage because we don't play
No, no, no, no
Oh
All right, so they have three ready, they have a three kill lead the way they win this the way they win this
They're just gonna rush the site together. That's the only way they win this
They're just gonna run it down. There's no they can play both sites. So yeah, so I think what we do here is we play together the whole time
I don't think we separate one time. I think we just retake the site over and over. I bet I
Got a feeling they brush B
Here we go. You won't only channel a moment
Okay, they didn't rock
I'm gonna look maybe here
Hey, man, when one close the door cat or no close door close door. I didn't I didn't oh jumped on cat
I mean jing see maybe one's made a nice shot. Yeah, but oh he's modding. He's modding in one. All right
Alright Jinx he's literally only good at R6 someone just push
Where was he last seen no where to be seen
Alrighty
We're just going to that she was
No, they're not seeing us on any shooter bro. I honestly thought he'd be he literally said he's better on CS than now
I got a feeling they rush to be
They're gonna rush a sight I'm telling you if they're smart it would just rush a sight every time in 50-50. That's what we're doing
Rushing I just hold that just hold that I'm gonna hold it right up here
This is spot he's not gonna check if he goes mid and not checking this I got a feeling
Just keep going road because play I don't have a diffuser though fuck
I think we can go mid here, I think they did the same shit. I'm just gonna run down.
I don't even get to see a player good shit.
He's doing a 4k lead this fight.
Well I think we've got to play with our monitors off for shooters.
Peter's just broken
I'm telling you they just gotta rush a site
There this like split up is not gonna work right I bought a diffuser don't be a loser
I'm about to just give him four rounds. I'm done just running down there
That means he's trying he's trying a ready look I'm gonna flash
All right once he didn't cross he didn't cross
No, I'm being a herb and I'm being
My herb on a also they made it. I don't know that. No, no, that's your decoy. That's my decoy
All right, I think I think they might be on a be
show what it shows us up Joe just fucking
suicided dude how did he just die how
did you just die how did so die I'm
gonna I'm getting a lot of love W's in
the chat how did he die I'm getting a
lot of lows too what the fuck happened
how did he die
look how do you suicide in this game
bro did he fucking let's go meet every
We can look at that
I'm flashing a flash. They're like, you know what they're doing, but they're like panicking
They're not creating actual straps. I guarantee they're just like angry, but they got to create straps. That's the only way they're gonna win
I'm gonna just go site. Actually, I'll go in there. I'll get a flink on I
Think they're rushing finally. I'm just gonna flank a
We're not either be okay
I
Did rush it that's all you know, I'm gonna get a flank
Okay, nothing tunnels nothing tunnels
One behind locks he'll swing me eventually
I'm shit. I'm shit
All right, that was on me.
That was on me.
It's fine.
Well, I just had to, like, fuck, I wish I kept my nade.
I missed my nade.
All right, no one can hear you.
You need to trust.
You need to trust, bro.
We're good.
I mean, I'm not worried at all, bro.
This is a good start.
C-Side is low-key good, though.
C-Side is low-key harder in my opinion.
Yeah, it is.
Wait a minute.
C-Side is easier.
Oh, they're on high paying, fuck.
Should we, like, reset?
They're like, help a lot of us.
Did they flash men?
I go to the thing and ask, is there a low ping?
We are low, they lowkey got high ping.
Should we just like, I don't know, what are they saying?
Oh no, pre restart chat.
Can we restart?
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh cuz I tapped out.
Oh, one minute.
The fuck, dude!
Fucking asshole.
Nice little W from bro
I'm gonna give it up. I'm being a loser. I'm dead as a loser
It's okay, it's part of the game.
Alright, they're probably rushing me.
Wow.
Jobart is dinked. Jobart is dinked.
They're both in tunnels.
I
Me it follows on the UK. What do you mean? There's only one queen
Because look around bro. Don't you see all these freaking things around me, bro?
And that's like
Lawsuit alert lawsuit alert. I might take this one myself. I'm trying to go to the NBA finals
Dude, if this one out this might hurt. Good shit, bro
Let dude
No
Well, what the fuck was that strap?
What in me fuck is he doing?
Like like what the fuck is he me ho
Flashing flashing flashing
One's good
Yeah, I go bad
Like that I say we just end it
We do we deagle only or
It's like this is like this
I'm gonna be
It's high noon motherfucker
Where they an op on attack is kind of spooky I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, yeah, I hear a beer thinking about it, bro. Think about it, bro. They
Joe's actually good. He's not bad. I don't lie, bro. I'm saying like Joe's actually good at the game
I just think he's tilted his fuck right now
Now I'm actually gonna try you saw that you saw the comron now. Yeah, fine. It's 75
I don't know some five because we gave him three
There's a lot of play with
Are they made
Hey, one's gonna be behind the box I'm gonna go tons he that's where Joe played last time just be careful
He has an op so is he watching tons we're about to find out in three two
Nice good shot. I'm flashing in the site
Nice
Now do the thing where they call me mooder because I have game sense Kequah low
baby I like your style all right what game is gonna be next though we got a
like focus um they're probably gonna do spelling bee they're doing IQ test
bro and it's actually GG's for that yo Joe Joe actually won't be threes does he
actually see that I mean IQ is that you know they're both there but they're
Run back run back run back run back
No, I'm a fucking Burger King foot lettuce
One of them off careful kid
Hey watch this flash you ever seen this flash cap cap
I never even seen some shit like that
Oh my god
We're a gamership, bro
one smith is on the map
what like
Oh my god, oh they know the smart light. I was actually smart. What's the score? Oh
they have, it's nine six. Oh alright, let's just fucking finish this. Yeah boys. Yep.
Yeah, boys
Let's just rush be ever on
Eventually we're gonna win. I'm gonna throw a fake flash
So don't look away. Don't look away. I have a fake flash too. Just yeah, just throw it when we first get in no look away
Don't worry about times I'm gonna throw one of them you throw in your
I looked away at him on flashes.
Whoa!
He saw him, he saw him, he did.
He's not cool with these decoys, though.
I'll reload.
Nice!
Tell him, they have no chance.
They actually have no chance.
We just own a video games better gamers like I told FF not gonna lie like yeah
That's this rush be
So bad brother shooter games is like our cheese girl like rainbow is their cheese
Geo guessers their cheese
Like we got to play our cheese like mecha chameleon or whatever the fuck I mean this is a little video game, too
I mean this is real game or shit. I'm a flash of a flash. I'm gonna flash
one's mid
oh it's like fight fight fight
I mean bro like I feel bad like on god I feel bad like
generally serious this is like generally there's no way they win
now you fight mid yeah I'm so mad
wait you wanna piss yall?
oh my god oh my god
like dead ass keenot is actually like
people get so mad
i'm not the one
don't dead ass get so mad
he did
oh my god
oh shit
bro
No, you and I have been so mad on the body.
I'm going to try to knife in the challenge.
You want to try to knife in the map?
I'm going to rush B. I don't think they'll be here.
I'm going to rush B. I'm going to go through the tunnels.
You just plant the bomb.
I'm going to see if I can get a knife in the back.
I'm going to just try to get in there.
Wow, I'm trying to call it an XM, bro.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh
They don't fall for it, bro, he's still car with the XM oh
Oh, they have bombs so they're just gonna see a bomb, bro
Wait, what are they doing?
Yeah, I wanna knife them so bad. Alright, let's go for a knife
Bro, you gotta just like, you gotta hope they don't go B?
No, no, take bomb
Plant
Plant a I have an idea. I'm gonna smoke here. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna smoke mid
And I'm just gonna go there CT
The fuck did they smoke no bro Jinx he's so crazy where's he mid? Yeah
I
Do they're just buying shot guns we can do it we can do it we can do it okay?
Jinx he has it up that means okay. I don't think you see all kind of not a pgc
I'm literally just gonna fucking run at him full speed. He's not gonna know what to do
He's using it off man. Let's just throw four flashes down, babe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I actually I'm gonna smoke it first though
I'm gonna smoke it first
It's a smoke. Yeah
All right, ready ready. I'm gonna just just just drop by the smoke. Just don't let's go. I miss one
All right, you end it is innocent very no no do it again. I'm gonna go through B. I'm gonna kill do the exact same thing
I'm gonna go through B this time. I'm gonna snipe. I'm gonna back
After this if we lose we can just kill him.
Is he mid?
Nope, I'm dead.
My smoke decided to fucking fuck 5 years later.
Oh my god, we're nearly over.
Alright, now should I just win?
Yeah, just win bro.
Hang on, just go to the E-Low and shit, I'll show it on JC mid.
You could go for a Zeus here
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
hold him molly
I feel bad.
I tried yeah fucking game good game wingman would have been like even
No, we may look you would have been easier for you
Momentum you have one site name or God subject
All right, I'll eat rocket league. Oh, man
Okay, so how much of a goal lead you guys won on rocket league
Yeah, let's tackle here. How much of a how Matt how mad we do a best of three
That's good. Thank you, bro
For the next fight, I was just gonna kill Joe. We were gonna do that
We were gonna shock gun in my fucking back pocket Ron and Jinxie convinced me not to pull it out and shoot you
Yeah
Four gilette five goal lead five goal lead
Okay four four, let's be in the middle before
Okay
What's your
I don't know how to block it. What's your guys get what's your highest right?
I'm
You are diamond I hit diamond and do those but I got there. I'm she I'm like yeah
I'm not gonna lie. I'm Jason. Have you ever been a ranked in rocketing? We could do this because it is
I'm still I'm like bronze over you could do four kill or four goal lead
But we can't or five goalie, but we can't sit in the net
I'm not gonna be bro. The reason dude. It's three to three right now. I shit it
Ever wins this wins or is this pretty one? No, it's first one of five games. No. Yeah, yeah, true
So what is it? What is it at right now three four three? I think we can go a three goal lead and we do a best of
Best of three
Cuz once we like it without you go chat is that there I feel like four goalie
Four's fair even if you're not sitting in net is because like you guys aren't that bad that we're gonna score on you every ten seconds
Like you don't have a four goal lead like if you just stall we can't we have to get four to match you
not even you do you think you could get one goal per minute Joe I don't know I'm
down I'm down to give them how about I'm just worried because you and you see
you know how to do it we give you a three-goal lead for first game if we wipe
you you get a four-goal lead next game okay if I'm white though because what if
it's like 10 oh if we beat you like fucking by more than three goals like
Like, if we match you, like, quick, like.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all right.
Just because if we do four and we sit on four,
then it's like chopped if we can't match it.
I'm with him.
Fair chatter.
Fair.
Fair chatter.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Fair chatters.
Wait, Jinxie, I don't accept it.
I need a Jinxie, can you write me?
Don't accept.
Don't accept.
No, no, no.
Oh, I've got a sunbrarrow on my head right now.
I got to see Namor push the touch the ball, bro. You don't even know Namor's first name
His first name is really literally Namor
All right boys
Think see I'm gonna need you to invite me
You guys ready? His first name is Leonardo dumbass. I thought it was Leonel
me. Invite me. Jump up. Leonardo Messi. Lark Lark. So,
we gotta look for perhaps. What's rolling, bro? Obviously, I
know. Yeah, I know, bro. You need to invite me one more.
You guys are going to get fucking worked. I'm in my right now.
Yeah, like if you got Johnny, I'm I was two wins off diamond yesterday two wins off diamond
I'm so I'm not even we want to give them a four goal lead just give them four give them four give them four
We'll give you four. We'll give me four for both. Thank you. Best of three. Yeah, that's love right now
Oh good. Yeah, how good on a skipper 1-10 is Joe that means we need to average one goal per minute and not saying
We need to get one goal per minute and then why not? Yeah, it's a big five goals. Yeah
one goal per minute. I'm going to
be a challenge. Ron, you have to
invite me through the game. I
actually don't know how this is
going to go. Wait, Jason, Jason.
Yeah. You've never had a rank in
Rocket League ever before? No,
I've played ranked, but I don't
play. I'm like my company set or
some child. I don't know. But
you have a fucking emo. You have
like a sticker in this game.
Dude, I'm going to get a gold
Joe. I'm going to get a gold
celebration in like a month and
It's gonna be me going eat because that's gonna be the most toxic shit ever
Times leave bar right bar right wait can steam players play with epic players?
Yes, I invited you don't invite me to steam. Oh, there we go
Yeah, I'm gonna be four goals is too much because Joe's diamond and I'm glad for you
Diamond
I don't play just like you have that everybody focus I'm on team
Wait, I have to pause after pause your Jason joint. Let me boss
Wait match admin hold up wait for the countdown
Okay, now I pause match admin and then I give orange team four goals rec
Guys best of three correct. Yes. All right. Good luck. Let's go
I know
I'm not I'm pretty old Jason's lost Jason's lost it's over
I don't want to hear my oh my god my teammate you
I told you oh shit like bro, bro, you just fucking hit me
Oh
Not single do not single those thing oh you should fuck shit
Okay, we still need three goals though, this is
My bad job
No way
You guys what more goals the next game I can give you more goals than X
Like
Give me advice bro. All right, don't chase the ball. He's gonna error. I mean, it's just like
We can do that
Jason can you get that I got this I got this
I got this you just hit me bro. I missed the ball
He missed he missed. No, oh god
He's having five goals might be the sweet spot
We're techniques
You should have bumped around wearing the Sun Brero hat bro that's centered
I'm way bad. I'm way back. They seem different. You get a lock in. I don't want to offer a goal
But we gotta win this game first. I'm also trying to not even like concede
But we go
No, no
2 goals a minute
They're saying Jason's dragon skills in a thrill. No, it's not
What don't you want approach I
Got this
What's that?
You can send me out.
We're good.
I promise you we're good.
No, y'all are not good.
I don't know how to jump off.
I don't know what to do, bro.
I got it, bro.
DZ.
Stop saying no.
You're not supposed to do, bro.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Don't go for the ball.
Do not go for the ball.
This is probably going to be 10 to 4 is my prediction.
Yeah, probably.
You guys need a fucking nine goal lead or give me ladies, bro. What do you guys need?
Give me ladies. You're not scoring. Nice. I almost scored that if he's been in
Joe, can you yeah with it in? Oh my god, what a pass wait, that's
Pass little pass. I'm going back. I'm going back
I'm middle no, no, don't ball chase
That's what I mean. What are you gonna do one like the police? I have no boost. I calmed it
You missed the ball. Okay. Okay. I know what to do. I know what to do. You got you go. I know what to do
No, are you going go for it go for it? Oh
No, now we have to score a goal. You cap. What do you guys think like seven goals? I
Mean brother just know how to play defense to like
There's gonna play defense the whole time. That's what they're doing. Yes. Oh my god. That would have been a goal
if he didn't get there
bicycle bicycle
What a shot bro, honestly wrong that was a great
That was my first area by ever. I'm not getting
I
What do I do here, bro?
That's that's that's top bins. I can't
I don't know what to do guys what I'm gonna go for the ball go go seven go
I feel like we give them next game of seven goal
That'll be a lot of gold might not even save us. Yeah, that's the problem is like that'll be their second game
We have to score seven to tie I feel like I'm playing horrible this game, too, and it's still seven to five
Yeah, fuck my ass even harder. Why not I know to do bro. Let me just say goalie. I'm mad. I miss I miss I miss I miss
I miss you're in goalie, right?
I'm gonna say go I'm sick only let me say good. No, no, no, I don't want you. You know what I just realized no
Um, I can't play as like we could shoot you guys and stuff
But in rocket league like you can't really score honestly
Yeah, you guys know defense how to aerial, etc. That was my first aerial ever and it was in here
Oh my god, it's gonna drop. Please drop in. Oh my god.
Dude, if you can fucking aerial, it's just bad. Like, if you can't aerial.
Yeah, I know that's what it's like. I don't even get 70% of the balls.
That's him, that's him. Oh my god, I'm trying to move out of there.
What the fuck did you say from Jinxin?
No, I don't know what the fuck to say.
This is what I mean.
Pat, the skill expansion in this game?
We're not like, we're like, flat. We're not even good.
But it's like if I just get a broken...
No, I think Jinx is flat.
I'm flat, I mean.
You guys are both diamond.
I'm the highest tier of flat.
Jinxin, what are you actually doing?
I'm not even trying to be mean anymore.
Like I did us want to see you be great.
Oh, you do Joe.
I actually think nine goals even it's fucking cinema.
Like we have to score pattern boss.
Well, but then we can't keep that for the third game.
Not like look what you guys did.
Because if you get a nine, imagine now you guys actually try.
No, you didn't score a goal, bro.
I think seven's fair.
Seven's fair.
It's nine to fucking five.
And I scored one goal.
Okay, eight. Eight. Not nine.
Joe, I think we give them nine goals.
What are you talking about, Joe? Are we playing the same game?
Joe, I think we give them nine goals.
I played horrible that game, and it was nine to five.
That's what I'm saying. You're about to be warm now.
I have to play rock, and eight for 30 minutes, start nine.
I don't want to do nine if we lose.
Joe, can one of y'all play keyboard mouse?
I think seven's fair.
Chase, you play keyboard mouse, bro.
Play keyboard mouse.
The thing about CS 4, we have to score every 30 seconds.
Get your GGs out.
I lost my brother, Jack.
Well, the thing about CS 4, every 30 seconds on deck, I'm not.
No, no, listen.
How many, how, let's start killing?
Bro, I think we get Joe.
We have seven kills.
We have nine goals and it's just all right if we win.
Nine goals.
Nine goals.
I bet.
Ron, listen.
All we have to do is defend.
Okay?
I'm a city goalie.
No, no, no.
This is fucking all right.
No, it's not true.
Jason, just keep it away from, just keep it.
We don't know how to jump there's gonna aerial over our heads row. I know how to I know how to so lock in okay
We need ten fucking goals in five minutes. It's one
Get him go for the kickoff. Why are you hitting me, bro? I
Have a shot here, I don't want to hold this point man
That's how it's I couldn't touch actually I just got some Jason. I just scratched my nose
I know I know I know I know we're good. We're good
Jason hit that Jason. He didn't hit that
Tours are not
No, I'm go remontara. Oh
No
Yeah, yeah
Fucking eight more. Come on. I'm not even kidding. I was waiting for you to hit mine
Did you fuck you got it just full Jason when I say that you just got a full boost split forward you
Didn't go for it. Oh my god finish up. No
All good. All good. All good. Oh, it's not a crossbar challenge, bro. I
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, bro. Yeah, just just make me play worse, bro. Fuck you
5 more though, we're strong.
Jason, when I say go for the ball, don't go for it, do not go for it, do not go for it.
Bro, we can give you guys 15 goals, bro.
Alright Jason, get out of the net a little bit, please get out of the net a little bit.
Or not right there.
Oh my god, that's the end.
Oh no, my bad.
I went for like a highlight reel.
Jason, please hit that, Jason, please hit that.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
God damn it!
Okay, but Jason what Ron saying is right you can't if you sit on the back line
You're gonna get scored on when the ball gets closer
You have to go through it or you're not ever gonna even touch it. I'm going for blood. Yes. Go for it. Go for it. Perfect. Oh
My god, I want to dribble so bad
He's in the one that I'm not that's a shot. That's a shot
now I'm warmed up I'm so confused I thought my teammate was in the net bro
he's doing circles go for the ball Jason hold boost and double jump go nice
Oh my god, yeah. Oh my god. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's just that's just
not wrong.
Joe, we could have given them 15 goals. Maybe 20 at this rate. Yeah, bro. Yeah, this is not like
even R6 or CS where you can like headshot someone like you actually know the skill cap in this game
is just in this is too much bro yeah it's impossible actually just learn so
much about rocket league right now Joe right there yeah
I can't stop this shit oh god no perfect next game next game bro just saying I'm
telling I'm literally playing at this point I don't think we've worked with this
I think we've arrived this out right there's just not even a blanket I'm
I'm literally just holding RT at this point.
There's not a chance.
I'm gonna throw it out there.
Hit it again, hit it again.
Oh my god, I have this, I have this, y'all have this.
No, that putt!
Run out the goal, run out the goal.
Come on, run, get in there, get in there!
Nice!
Wait, we can win, we can win!
We can win, we can win!
Jason, I'm gonna be honest, I actually
think it's mathematically impossible
for you guys to win right now.
We can win, we can win.
Just a piece of where the dead balls like that you got to like come up a little bit
bitch
No way you miss. Oh, no
You hit it hit it hit it. Oh
My god, I'm a fast
Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm ripping that oh my god, that's a shot hold me fucking shit
No, no, that's a shot
But that was fucking bar down. It almost went in. Oh
Dude this made me realize how gigantic rocket league skill got over please no no
What is that there's zero skill transfer like yeah, like it's not a shooter anything they've learned in any other game to this
Yep, literally
man there is fucking zero
I'm being honest
because like me and jinxie and the scale of rocket
league are actually packed
you guys are a bad but you're a diamond you got it
you wanted to give a fuck
this game my teammate had a burning score
that made me push the ball like five times
I'm a bot I feel it I don't know how to do this
go for a tank go for it
should be fair we gave you guys a fucking nine goal lead
Yeah, but I mean, we lost very square. I just that's my bro. I'm taking my anger out
Yo, you're allergic to the ball. We're the case of like you didn't really describe your skill. Well at all
Like you should have just said like hey, I've never fucking played. I have though. Just oh, I just can't play
I mean I'm here
Fuck I got no boost
I have no voice.
Nice take.
Good hit.
That's actually a good hit.
And that's over on set.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, no.
Choking.
No.
No.
No.
Wait.
No.
Oh, my god.
Nice.
Stop.
Stop.
Haha.
Haha.
I knew Jack.
Like.
What a flat.
There's not even a chance.
There's no chance.
Four feet, bro.
Can we just four of it?
There's a minute left, guys.
Joe's just playing goalie like this.
Is he just gonna hit me?
Fuck you, dude.
I'm literally out right now. What do you mean?
Nope.
Listen, where are you? Where are you?
What are you doing?
Like what are you doing?
Fuck this shit!
I didn't see you for a whole 35 seconds!
And somehow you hit me!
Oh my god!
This game is so sick!
Who genuinely enjoys this game?
This game has like 700,000 players at any given time.
Give us so many like like five to seven hundred thousand yeah
New season like 800 K to a million on the first day
Like at any given time this game's like I think this game's like top seven on or like top five on
I'm gonna watch you. I'm just gonna watch. Okay. I just wanna like I just wanna see how you play
It's not cap it's in the main menu don't even touch it. Don't even touch it. This is I
I hate to sit though.
Joke us.
Hope never an eye for an eye.
Just hit it.
We actually aerialed.
That scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, he aerialed.
I'm just like dead silent driving around.
Really, Jason?
Seriously, Jay?
Wait, keep it up.
Oh.
Cat.
Wait, did you guys look at the steam charge?
Wait, did you guys look at the Steam Charms chat, you guys have CTE?
What's the console dominant game?
Yeah, this is mainly played on like, absolute fun right now.
We're having fun, bro. We're having fun, bro.
There is...
Hey, we need one more win.
458,000 people on right now.
Let's do right now.
What do I do, bro?
Generally, what do I do?
I can't do anything.
Whatever.
Nothing, bro.
Alright, what's the game? Is that 30k?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You guys have...
I'm sorry.
Spelling bee can find IQ test fall guys do a win Uno and gang be
Listen, what do you want to do her? Wait pull it up Joe? You have to be to spelling bee
combine IQ test fall guys do a win
Uno or gang bees and I've never touched gang bees in day in my life
I think we'll just do the spelling bee and I think you just like let's do this
You gotta
Yeah, you gotta
Spell it to me
Spell it to me
I deserve death
No, I deserve death
If I lose this, I'm gonna get assassinated
Jason, I'm letting you know right now, you have to carry this
No, no, listen
This is my legacy on the fucking line now
I has no longer a bro be bro
Jason, Jason, how many spelling bees did you actually win?
Four, four, four
Oh, god
Joe, I need
I need your
I need your
Oh my god
Jason, I need your spell
You're going against Joe, it's me and Jason
You know out what me send me a robot. Come on. It's me and jinxie. It's me verse jinxie and you verse Joe this rate, bro
Well, we're all gonna play it's just whoever's last. Yeah, how do you want to do that?
I saw a picture of you in a spelling bee. Yes, exactly
I'm talking to me I've competed in probably eight spelling bees. So I have experience. Uh, I
Yo, Joe, we're playing against right now. Oh my god
Jason you might have been the cutest little kid I've ever seen in my life, bro
I'm not even trolling
Just Jason not the cutest kid you've ever seen holy shit
Jason and cute Jason I'm gonna get the options here, bro
Because you're the one that shows the game and this is if you lose this you know, Joe
We're gonna get bent over a table. You even understand bro. This guy's
I'm fairly confident that he still throws
This is my legacy. This is a legacy.
This is dead as your fucking legacy.
The way this spelling de-works, you're not here in the root of the term, they just say.
Yo, we've actually waited for you.
I don't need the root of the term, bro.
When I was a kid, I didn't know what fucking iridote to colitis meant.
I just knew what is felib.
We're going to do advanced. We're going to do probably...
What type of... How hard of words do you want to do?
We got to do random, yeah?
I'm not doing random because I have to go first on random,
and this is how you tried to calm me last time on.
Well, we can do... And you still won.
I don't want you because you probably have the spell abilities of like a toddler.
Why?
I'm disrespectful now.
Maybe disrespectful.
Wait, but how does it work to be to though?
I don't understand.
That's wrong.
The way that we're going to do it is it's just, if I, if me or you win, Jynxxy, that's
a point for our team.
If I say try to get my IPA, Jynxxy, right?
If I lose this, I'm sorry.
I understand.
So like how does it work?
Like one at a time, we alternate words individually and then there's like a group score.
because Rod has to participate.
I had to catch up to speed Jason Carrier.
No, Rod will play, but it'll be like, I'm going to host it,
so I'll go first every time.
And if you get one wrong, you're out.
And then it's just last person standing wins.
We're not doing random.
Bro, Jason is the fucking 2016 Area 7 Spelling Bee
Champion.
Like, you're going to fall off the fucking Google.
Black screen.
What do I do here?
Jason, time to win Spelling Bee.
That's me.
Dude, I'm actually like, I'm shook up.
I did not know Jason was like a fucking champion.
I sent the code in I'm a fucking prodigy, bro
Hold on we got a
Did you say in chat? All right, you could do not in chat in the gen chat for us
We could do beginner novice my advanced expert genius master and randomizer
Dude, do fucking expert or no guys every time I log into the account
Okay, randomizers no skill though cuz what if I get my
Advanced or expert because bro, let me just give you an example of like what advanced
Okay
I'm gonna lose it's gonna be up to Jason. No, I need you. It's fine. I got spell
Sentimental
I'm starting into my Roblox right now. Yeah, I'm trying to get in it. Just
Am I getting hacked in full time? I
Feel like we might want to go expert
But then we lose really quickly expert's probably a pretty big jump is a practice round who is this
Wait, so Jason, you could do like expert level words consistently?
Yeah.
Oh, god.
Bro, Jason, I'm telling you, it's gonna be me versus you, Jinx, but I have to do this
like crazy.
I don't understand, though, because it's like, how does this work?
Is it a T?
Bro, no.
Because if it's a T, yeah.
Yo, how does a little ass kid, how does a little ass kid know how to do this?
Like, this is just impossible.
You study, bro.
I feel like we can't do, bro, Jason, I'm gonna be so real, you're not spelling expert words
right okay fine don't do
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Love
Cyrene
Cyrene
Okay, how do you want to do this?
First to ten cumulative wins
It's just whoever's last standing on your team gets the win. Oh, hi guys. It's the son baby
Did you leave oh my god?
The word is gingerbread new lobby new lobby new lobby Ron leave the code. How do you miss the city?
I can make the code you just join it in here other people with you. You surely
The code
Okay, I make the code, I guess.
No, I didn't leak, I'm trolling.
Steelbrainrod, it still has 200,000 players. Oh my god, bro.
Holy fuck.
Alright, new link.
This is gonna be sweaty.
Let's go full cam, how do I do this?
Just hide your screen and then get in.
Yeah, just hide your screen, join and then...
I am with the lesson
Your next word is heritage
Can you spell reliability?
No, you're in the wrong game, bro.
JX, are you in?
I'm looking at Jason's character and Joe's character.
First round, first round.
All right, all right, all right.
Just explain the rules one more time, Joe.
Okay, this is it.
This is it.
I'm not explaining the rules, bro.
It's about a start.
Okay, don't explain the words.
Dick, bro.
Yes, just a spelling bee first.
Spell Enchantment.
She would have been first to ten.
Next up, wholeheartedly.
Come on, Mark.
No, no, no.
hold hard
okay my bad I didn't mean to help him
pantograph oh what that's not fair
okay this is why you play the role
hold on for one second because my brothers was just talking after I repeated the word
No, the next word is
No, I was an emo only you're looking we have to restart
So just answer my question Ron was Doc Pancake
I wonder
Nobody talk nobody talk at all
Turn off this fucking music how about turn this bullshit music off? So Joe, it's one to zero and we need to get ten
I need you to lock in here. I'm gonna stop next up accumulation
So easy bro
The next word is benevolence
Benevolence
You got a choice word is portfolio
Your next word is necromancer
This is easy, but if you're a gamer, you know how to spell this one.
Next up, Gazebo.
No.
Try spelling livery.
Rivery!
Spell chlorophyll.
I
There even enough time for
No, I'm saying I'm saying we should just turn it off let them have fun. Yeah, yeah, you can turn it off
Well, you can have a turn right turn it off. Okay, next word is vulnerability turn off turn
So it's one to one, right? One to one, one to one.
Your word is division.
All right, yes.
All right, can you spell venerate?
What?
All right, can you spell frostbite?
How do I repeat?
Frostbite! Frostbite!
All right, can you spell indifference?
the next word is combustible all right spell Blizzard next up melancholy
that one so easy oh you're so handsome can you spell hibernation please spell
misconception all right can you spell resurrection nice looking god
The next word is bronchitis
Where is the
Right it's in the middle right and then Jason Jason or how the fuck did he get blizzard brother this guy?
And cross-byte!
Blizzard and tron!
Wait, two-one.
Your word is Epsilon.
Epsilon.
The next word is Epiphany.
Epiphany.
It's okay, buddy.
Alright, try spelling micro-organism.
all right try spelling ethereal run my fave jason run my fave next up fictitious
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Fictitious.
Wait.
I can't.
No, Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
I'm fucking laughing.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, Jason, Jason, this is your game.
I'm a bodethist.
I need you.
This is your legacy on the line.
Please.
Please boot.
Lock in.
Yo, Jason, we're snatching that trophy if you don't mind.
Jason, this is all you, bro.
We're snatching that trophy.
Spelling Glacier.
What?
Spell Stereotype.
Stereotype.
Oh my god.
Are you dead ass?
Next up Paragon.
Alright.
Your next word is Sentimental.
You give me so shy the next one is fluorescent fluorescent
I got a stomach ache embarrassment
You're an embarrassment that's tellers all over. Oh my god. Where's that trophy? Oh my god Jason for one
Jason, four spelling these.
This is your game.
What were y'all spelling out, bro?
Pig, red, dead?
Bro, Jason, I'm a bot, bro.
I have a 2.1 GPA.
Spell multiplication.
Wait, I'm not.
Wait, wait, is that the right setting?
There's no way multiplication is wrong.
Can you spell celebration?
Celebration.
Joe, it's 4-1, right?
4-1.
Yeah.
What's word is kangaroo?
Come on! Come on dude!
That's bullshit!
Shhh! Quiet!
Alright, spell Hale Stone.
Please God.
What?!
What?!
Please spell Methodology.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Alright, can you spell Abscond?
Like what?
Abscond.
abscond
The next word is insinuate
Not bad kid not bad kid the next word is intermediate
Your word is introspect
run my faith Jason run my faith
alright can you spell commemorate?
easy
oh my god oh my god
Jason come on bro Jason come on this is you bro
this is oh Jason this is deadass all in you bro
I'm a bot bro please
I'm not trolling guys I'm back
what's the score what's the score what's the score
oh two four two four two four two
come back down come on
Jason you're looking good out there kid
lock in lock in lock in we got this
Jason this is where legends are made
Spelling forthcoming
All right, try spelling Excalibur
Exaggerate
Next up scythe
What?
I've never used that word.
Spell. Significance.
Significance.
I love that word.
Spell.
What?
What?
Wait, what? What? What? What?
We just restarted. We just restarted.
What the fuck?
Yo!
specific word because it has the same word that is it's just not it's for
the same description yeah damn I thought you're gonna look like you are
we right completely true about it yeah I just rerun was it for too soon yeah
yep all right can you spell Palatine what your next word is
transportation this is why we tell you man next up fantasy come on please spell
snowflake can you spell worthwhile your next word is germination
What is violation?
All right, spell hourglass.
Yo, go fuck yourself.
Hourglass.
Give me five of these words.
Please spell violation.
You got that.
That right there was a violation.
Can you spell oblivious?
Wrong.
The next word is arcane.
This is a stat in Elden Ring.
All right, can you spell Gravestone?
Wait, is this the right setting?
Next up, Asma.
Asma?
Is this the right difficulty?
Yes.
All right, spell Inhabitant.
All right, try spelling supposedly.
Oh, he's going to fuck it up.
He's going to fuck it up.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know what the fuck is that.
What the fuck?
Oh, you saved it!
Spell shareholder.
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Your next word is commodity.
What the fuck?
Yo, you're a genius.
Please spell skeleton.
No, I'm not.
like how can you spell sabotage your word is surveillance
I
Think see
Mickey or the Mickey how the fuck have you done outward glass?
We're back
Wait, what is it for 34?
God, it's a sweaty lobby here. Can you spell humanitarian?
Whoa.
All right, try spelling diplomatic.
Yeah, right.
Why?
All right, can you spell calibration?
Your word is recession.
No!
You had it, you had it!
You spell Christmas.
The next word is insipid.
You got this!
What the fuck?
You have Christmas.
Can you spell Transaction?
Transaction
All right spell Clowder
I'm beyond so split the same way
Let's end this shit off with a fall guys duo, bro
Oh God.
That was terrible.
Your next word is euphoria.
Ooh.
Oh, I know how to spell that because of the shirt.
All right, can you spell apostrophe?
You got this.
Miho.
Apostrophe.
All right.
Oh, I'm not controlling.
Oh, I'm not controlling.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Derogatory.
Wait.
Derogatory.
Derogatory.
Derogatory.
All right, try spelling fjord.
What what what how are we?
I've never heard that word all right spell colonel
Nice nice the next word is non-plused
What non-plused
Jesus
All right, can you spell translucent?
Wow, your next word is negotiation
What?
Whoa, nice shot.
Please spell procrastinate.
Procrastinate.
Nice.
All right, try spelling beneficiary
Next word is limousine
How would it say 5-4 there winning or 5-5?
5-5.
Jason, snatch that crown back, Jason.
I need this, I need this.
This is for your legacy.
This is my legacy, bro.
I don't think this...
Can you spell imminent?
You guys are smart, bro.
Your next word is pestilence.
Pestilence.
Your next word is articulate. Please spell photographer.
like what like a jet spell ricochet
it's like it's like all right try spelling propaganda
Can you spell passionate?
Passionate?
Are we dead pass?
Next up, detrimental.
Your word is proclamation.
Double C!
Double C?
Double C.
Even I, even I know not to do double C.
Come on, girl.
Let's go.
Alright, we have a lead.
We took the lead.
Come on, Ron.
Come on, Ron.
Let's do this, bro.
Four more.
Four more.
At least I'm not carried in this.
Come on, bro.
Please spell optimism.
Oh my God.
So sweaty.
Alright, can you spell mistletoe?
What is all of me and you spell horn swoggle?
I actually use this word.
Oh Jesus.
He's guessing.
You over got it.
What?
What?
What?
Oh!
You spell abdomen.
What?
Abdomen.
What?
Please spell susceptible.
What?
read what only to the spelling it guys please email only try spelling
aspiration
try spelling obituary
actually good all right can you spell candlelight can you spell imprisonment
Your next word is abditive
They're just trying to get it on me all right. All right, so six six six shibberish
Shibberish nice Joe. Nice. Please spell Aegis
Aegis
All right spell systematic
Not bad kid not bad kid your word is erratic
Oh!
It's up to you, Joe! Please, Joe!
The next word is...
Parallel.
Yeah!
Your word is...
Practitioner.
No!
Please, Joe!
Alright, spell...
Rhythm.
Okay, free, free, free, free, free, free, we take these!
Please spell...
Asunder.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Spell limina.
Limina.
Hey.
All right.
Spell endeavor.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right.
Try spelling consumption.
Come on Joe.
Come on Joe.
Your next word is resilience.
Oh my god.
All right.
Can you spell math?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Spell limina.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
spell mathematician. Your next word is ravenous.
Okay, six seven we need to come back. Your word is embassy
Yes, all right, try spelling featherweight
All right spell atmospheric
Your next word is few gaseous
Can you spell elaborate Joe I got you roms out trust me
can you spell Wednesday all right spell aerodynamic Joe I got you all right
You're coded.
Can you spell neighboring?
You got this. You got this.
Neighboring?
Yes, Ronald.
Your next word is abhorrent.
What?
Abhorrent.
I can't...
Oh my god.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Can you spell phenomenon?
Oh my god.
He and you, Ron.
You're worse.
You're worse.
Dauntless.
Yes, he remembered the U.
Please spell scholarship.
What the fuck?
Bro, he's getting the easiest words, Jay.
Let's just let this run.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes, Ron!
Oh my god!
Let's go!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my God!
Let's go!
I didn't see!
Oh my God!
Let's go!
Good clutch!
Oh my God.
I never received one of those.
So I don't know.
8-6.
Exponential.
So it's 8-6, 8-6.
Can you spell favorable?
All right spell residential
That's harder with the timer, bro. Next up personnel
Please spell gastronomic
Please spell blossom
All right, can you spell caustic?
Oh, yeah, all right, try spelling notorious.
Oh, no, Conor McGregor, baby, Conor McGregor, baby.
I'm sorry, jam.
Try my best.
All right, spell Languid.
You got this one.
Languid.
You'll do nothing.
You'll do nothing.
All right, spell deployment.
you'll do nothing you'll do nothing spell deployment
nice job nice job nice job
how did I spell that wrong?
don't need to spell it don't need to spell it
wait wait how did I...
deployment how do you spell it?
you put D I F D E
oh my god this is close
I need you to lock in my fingers
lock in lock in lock in I'm locking in I'm locking in
we're good
oh no
78
78
It's like we're in a Minecraft world now.
Yeah, sounds like it too.
Alright, spell integration.
Flammul!
Your next word is cognitive.
I'm said surprised.
Alright, spell intermission.
Dude, you're not saving all these steps.
Alright, try spelling dauntless.
We're at the point, we're late so much, we're getting the repeat words now.
Alright, try spelling... Environmental.
Oh my god, environmental.
Next up, hexagonal.
Hexagonal.
Hexagonal.
Nice one!
Your next word is... Adversity.
Come on, dude!
Alright, can you spell Revelation?
All right, please spell exorcism
Next up unprecedented
The next word is peppermint
Your next word is concentration All right, try spelling transparency
All right, can you spell nebulous?
Oh
Jason oh, bro imagine you're back in fourth grade
periodically
I
So don't ever think you're gonna next up ideological
Ideological
All right spell champagne come on bro straights Instagram tag dude
My name oh my god
But straight the IG tag bro. Come on. Oh, you're guys. I am trash since I said I was trashed this before I started
Yeah, do you where do you straight straight or best like to know it's 98 we go to 10 raw
We could we need one you need to chase him please bro
All right, well agriculture
Okay, that's it, GD.
Oh my God, GD.
Yo, I was the one!
Jason, bro, I'm amazing.
I'm amazing, guys.
Now, Jason, bro, your chain is fake.
Bro, your chain is fake.
All right, can you spell it?
I said I don't know how to spell,
I have a two-poor-ingy band,
and I still punched up a game, bro,
during that, the game would have been over.
Jason, they took your chain!
Jason, we snatched your chain, bro.
Jason, we snatched your chain, dude.
Oh my God, I thought we were cooked.
Oh my god!
I thought you were gonna smell like fucking iridescent in here, bro.
Jason, your chain is fake, bro.
Wait, so what is the score now? 5 to 4?
It's 5-3.
It's over, bro.
Wait, we got- we won 5 games?
Yeah, it's 5-4.
We won 5 games. It's GGs.
that was it that was the end that's why that's why they wanted to win so we
play fall guys for finale oh my god we was fine what are you guys what are you
guys gonna do the one shit oh they're strumming you gotta eat the whole chip
bro you gotta open that shit on stream bro don't put some no blue corn
towards you a chip in a fake bag I didn't even think of that bro I just
can't believe this bro like I like I dead ass can't believe this so run you've
lost every single brobie bro you've ever done yeah bro I mean we should have won
rainbow six siege yeah but I'm here yeah I'm here
Come on, the mech- the mech- the mech-
Oh my god, I lost a fucking spelling!
I lost a fucking spelling!
Right.
Like I just- I needed Jason-
I needed to carry one game, bro, and I thought
Smellch was gonna be that game.
And he- he was carrying, but-
I literally clutched around, bro!
Bro, and he inputs symmetrical
so fast without
reading it, and it was-
Yeah, one round? Hey, bro.
It's all I gotta do. I don't know how to play this shit. I don't know how to spell. I can't roll it man.
Ron, you've lost.
I've lost to you. I've lost to you. I've lost to Joe. I've lost to Ludwig.
Wait, but you've lost to me and Joe.
I lost to XCC. I lost to you and Joe. That's five. Who else did I lose? I lost to...
Joe, what do you think you're one of these one-on-one, buddy?
I lost to Chris Next Door. I lost to Sina.
I deserve this.
You lost to Brovy Bro to Sina.
No, I lost. I lost to...
Somebody I deserve I deserve death. I deserve bro. I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed
But my father would be disappointed in me, bro
I'm a four times felony be champion and I lost the fucking Jinxie the fucking Jinxie
I don't know what to do. I don't know to do. This is like bro my legacy
I this is literally what I was born to do. I'm a four-time bro, and I lost the fucking Jinxie
No, bro, like I literally I lost I lost I genuinely like I don't know what
a spelling bee I lost this family my father would be so disappointed in me my family would
be disappointed in me bro if I would see me if I watch this fucking stream he
would just owe me I'm a fucking failure and I'm a disappointment and I don't
deserve to live bro I'm dropping a low I'm sorry I'm dropping a low I'm dropping
a low I'm dropping a low this is this is this is the address somebody come
fucking kill me somebody kill me in game this is this is the this is dressed
somebody in game. I don't know what to do. Like I genuinely, I don't want to pre-bend.
i'm just kidding i'm just kidding that that's a fake address
i'm just kidding that that's a fake address
I'm an embarrassment, I'm an embarrassment, I'm an embarrassment, I'm an embarrassment.
The games they won were their games.
Yo Ron, I'm sorry bro.
Yo, Spelling Bee was literally the most cinema in my opinion.
That was so nerve-wracking dude. It's so close to I just wish like I can't believe this shit
I can't rock it we've been was just so age, bro same with fortnight
We should have just found like next time I ever do a bro V bro. It shouldn't be anyone's better than anyone at any game
It should be everything neutral bro like everything neutral. Yeah, it's hard to find a true neutral
Bro the most no, but nah the most fun stuff is when you play your game with those crutches like Siege was cinema, bro
You guys almost won. That was cinema not going general chat y'all. There's a bunch of penises
My father would be disappointed in me
Actually
Bro, Jason you were not bad. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Some of the shit you were combining with letters didn't even make sense, bro
If bad if bad watch me and so I lost the fucking jinx thing
He would he would literally take his shoe and start beating me with it
I'm not. I'm not. Bro, but like, did you think that's how it was symmetrical was spelled
or did you just like fast type and or without I just I just fast type bro. I just sort of
just working the state. Yo, we know how dumb we are when you're on a timer. It's a lot
hard like a lot of my God, especially when the streak start killing because then they
give you less and less time to spell than that. Yes. Like who could I go against that
I can win a bro be bro at this point.
Like that's your hit.
Literally, bro.
Literally, Rose or Marlon, and you'll win.
Yeah.
Los would fuck your shit up in 2K, though.
Like I'm not gonna lie, most beat me in 2K.
But I don't know any other game that Los has.
Yeah, what else would Los beat Ron in?
Like, I think literally just 2K and like.
Playing Jake, y'all, please.
I lost to Ludwig, lost to XCC, lost to JXC,
lost to Joe, lost to JXC and Joe.
I'm a fart, yes I suck, yes I can't win, nice.
Bro, but don't bro think about the clips of you eating the one chip though. I'm eating all of this, bro
There's no clip in the world
You guys did good out there kids, I'm probably gonna go
Offstream I think I'm gonna go shark fishing tonight. Oh, how cool
Love y'all boys, bro. It was fun man. It was fun. It was fun. It was fun
We should have I agreed did fall guys instead of mecca chat. I agree
But hey hide time 2020 man. Mecca's not a 22 game, but mecca's so early of a game
It's hard to even know what you're supposed to do on mecca. All right, man
Yo, GGs y'all for real Gigi. I love you Joe. Love you Jason. Love you. See you guys. Yeah, I'll catch y'all
Like Jason man. Oh my god, bro. Like I'm not gonna lie. I'm the worst
speller. I knew I wasn't gonna do good in that. I knew I was stupid. Bro, I had nebulous and I
fucking went back. I should have trusted my gut. I smoked champagne. I think I have a name.
Jinx he had frostbite skeleton Christmas fucking like atmosphere
symmetrical
I'm gonna I'm gonna call bad just apologize
Oh, there's two dead as that peppermint man, it's fine
Why is your fucking face on skippin
I just want to just call and say I'm sorry back so um I lost a jinxie in a spelling
be. Spelling bee, spelling bee, tool. I lost, I'm a loser. You're known of your legacy of
I'm rizzing and push-up fades, bro, this is over.
All right, man, goodbye.
I'm sorry.
I just lose.
I lose.
I lost.
I lose.
I know.
On the computer.
On the computer.
Bah, zin chow, bro.
We lost.
Like.
OK, goodbye, Beth.
like bro Jason like I'm not even kidding bro I'm bad as on what all I got is
push a phase I don't have it Joe pity raid but I'm just what if what a what a
Bart Farts thank you for the rate thank you thank you for the rate yeah yo I'm
not even kidding bro I lost it I used to know a Jason Jason do us all a favor
delete rocket leak right now bro I'm not kidding though the mecha game like
actually was so lmiki I wish we didn't play that like it was fun but like bro
that shit was so aids cuz it's like fucking cheese thank you for the rage
or for our backs well guys I mean we got game night with core tomorrow
I believe everyone's gonna want to play games anymore, bro. I'm just gonna go to world-type games, bro. I
Don't understand English, but I excited I just start saying the line brothers keep saying English
Was wrong with me
That's your one
Nice my notification for a sub is a fucking
7-eleven ring bro like this is just I'm gonna start reading books and I can't
give up I was already based no this made me realize I have to get back in my
knowledge and my intelligence intelligence you're gonna start reading
books yes that maxing right now I'm gonna start reading books I'm sorry books
I'm gonna start I'm gonna boot up my kindle again I have a candle
well I can't man, I spent symmetry sent you a fucking 1M bro, like what is wrong with me?
I'm a fucking fat loser bro, like who do I brobie bro verse?
like bro, it's McDonald's out of the bag, like
just fucking do a max
yeah, brobie ver, like bro
they're telling me to do Jake Future bro, like come on guys
Like this is just like what?
Wow, I got verse own a picks there's something
God bro
God bro God bro. Yeah a valuable three points
I
Like what am I actually good like I'm not even trying to be funny like bro mods change this fucking sound effect, please bro
I mean chat who do I go against the next time I mean bro.
One eight pixel with your spawns bro.
No Jason bro I don't know.
Maybe we're just like, maybe we're just not a good duo bro.
Maybe we're just washed.
the fucking katana i'm about to commit seppuku
it's not how you said it's the doku i'm pretty sure
that's the doku with the game
oh my god bro the fucking jester and fart and twitch we
told call me the fart bro don't call me a no fucking fart oh my
fucking god bro oh my god bro like what what are we
good at bro guys I got to order the chip online you can't get it in one
California what are we good at man we
listen it's fine it's fine it's it's okay winner winner lose at least we had
fun right hi I I want to be sure to one rainbow six siege bro oh my god I'm not
The rainbow six seas were supposed to be a seven point lead and then he changed it in mid game
I'm calling the mickey, bro. Like I can't man
This guy's been spamming in my chat Ron. Why ugly for the past hour, bro
So we got to eat a fucking ball of lettuce. Is that what you're telling me about?
You just do two balls of lettuce
I'm I'd rather I mean ball of lettuce was a fucking option. I you know, I'll eat a ball of lettuce, bro fucking
they're the one chief it's easier no it's not I'll eat a fucking bottle of lettuce
bro I'm not I'm not allergic to veggies do it now
God bro oh my god my dad just sent me a fucking you know my dad just sent me bear
my my dad just sent me
damn bro does that be fucking spelling bee every just said me in disc bro
tell him to burn it he knows I'm washed I'm a disgrace damn bro
At least his favorite son is there tomorrow. Fuck you.
Got a rewatch film?
What the fuck did you send me again?
aaaaaaahhhh
okay bro
This gaming shit is not meant for you warming bro you need to stick to larbing I need to stick to just IRLing
Mike yeah
Fly low got it. Thanks guys
Yo, I'm a pixel for you the last option
But you're the actual last option I have I need to win against someone please someone tell him
All right, bro
I love you, babe.
All right, dude.
Thanks for, um...
I don't even need to save it, man.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Absolutely fucking nothing, bro.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
How the fuck did you lose a spelling lead
to Jinxie and Joe Bart?
You lost to Jinxie, more importantly.
Every time you were in a 1v1, you lost to fucking Jinxie.
You're a fucking disgrace to Bob, bro. You're a fucking disgrace to Bob. You understand me?
Do you hear me right now? You disappointed fucking Bob, bro. Don't fuck, bro.
God fucking damn Jason! To Jason!
Stoini is over, bro.
I
Lose was out see lose my friends lose my father lose everything. Yeah, just fucking I have nothing I have nothing now
They use these letters represented by raised.
Query, I, A.
Jason, Wynn, from Key Elementary.
The word is diametrically.
Diametrically.
D-I-A-M-E-T-R-I-C-A-L-L-Y.
I get it, I get it, I get it
Sans I
Had it
He's my friend
S-A-N-S-K-R-I-T
Sanskrit I
Was so good, bro. I was dead-ass and legend in this shit
the word denture denture d-e-n-t-u-r-e
I was a fucking legend, bro.
I literally had it all, bro.
the word magnolia magnolia m-a-g-n-o-l-i-a
L-L-I-A
We're at 188 the word
ravioli
I was getting easy ass wars, bro. It was my
Do I have a Argentina ass road to the fucking final right now?
Yeah.
Oh.
L-I-R-E-L.
The word.
F-I-N-T-S.
Chains.
Thing and for interior decoration.
The fuck did he call me?
Chains.
Chains.
C-H-I-M-T-Z.
Nah, I was actually nice.
Oh, God, I was nice.
I would have never got that shit today.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was nice I would have never got that shit today. I would have never got that shit today
LLA Sedola
The word junko junko
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I could write this out.
The fucking four-shot winker.
No!
No!
You got the word?
Yeah, the word is...
Junko.
Origin, please.
This word is from an originally Spanish word
word that passed into latin junko junko j-u-n-c-o
oh my god word eureka eureka e you the word what the fuck oh my god
Bro, this is like some AOT level foreshadowing. What the fuck?
Lexia.
Dyslexia X.
The word Tor-
Neologism.
Neologism.
Bro, fuck you me, who's that?!
Dog, I'm telling this!
I know the girl, bro.
The word dyslexia.
I literally had it, bro.
I was literally the king of this shit.
This word has a near homonym.
The word YAMEN Y-A-M-E-M.
The word ostentatious.
T. E. N.
How to read the word again.
T. E. R. A. G. O. N.
Tarrigan.
Origin please.
Arabic this word passed through Latin and then French before becoming English
Terrigan. T-A-R-A-G. I lost it. Oh my god I lost it.
T-A-R-R-A. I could have never got that word bro.
I got it wrong, I got it wrong.
Springbok.
Can I repeat that please?
Yes, the word is springbok.
Springbok.
S-P-R-I-N-G-B-O-K.
Springbok.
Wait, I lost.
Is this the one I lost?
No, this is the one I lost?
No, they have to do it twice in a row. Okay
the word
Lieutenant
Lieutenant
I
Know this the one all I remember I remember now rough. I'm dead as reminiscing my good times. This is like
I'm so watch I remember this exact moment. She spelled it wrong and look at the milk in my face
Look at my face when I knew it was over, bro
when I had that Collective Gene, that fucking disappeared from my frail body.
E-U-T-E-N.
Bro, like my bro, I knew it dude, I bet that has no bro,
I remember this shit, this shit is a core memory to me, bro.
One guy is a core memory to me, okay.
No bro, don't do it bro, don't do it bro, don't.
You mother fucker!
What the fuck?
Bro!
You...
You're...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
My fucking standup!
No...
Ah!
Ah!
Stop!
What the fuck bro?
It's a-
Alright, let's do it strategically.
Alright, how do I-
Nothing broke, which is the good news.
What the fuck?
How do we get this off?
Just continue your shit bro.
Oh my god, bro!
My fucking son of a-
Listen.
Ja!
Maybe play the guitar?
Fucking kid.
Fucking asshole, bro.
John, help, bro.
Bro, John, you tried putting me in a choke hold, bro.
Listen, listen, we need to go from the back.
We need to go from the back.
Okay, what is the strategic way of doing this?
We need to go from the back.
Stop, stop! Holy shit.
Listen, just make sure the camera's okay.
One, two.
Alright, one, two.
One person.
True, true, true, so true, true, true, so true
Yeah, true, it's true boy, true, true, true
I've come out with a bit of intel of these
True, true, yeah, I like to pass out 360s
True, true, is that all I'm trying?
I got LIEs, true, I'm an upshot or an ignition
I bet that one won't be true, true, so true
You want a siren in me or a shoe?
Get, shoe, get, shoe
Shut the hell up boys and boys
Get, shoe, get, shoe
When you suck a bill, that's what she's gonna do
Get, shoe, get, shoe
Get, shoe, get, shoe
Get, shoe, get, shoe
I
Help! Help!
you
you
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
are you are you are you fucked in the head bro I lose to fucking Jinxy and then
and then bro it's not even working y'all
what are you fucking kidding me I don't want to play the guitar right now bro
you know bro you need a new car yes I need to know everything bro everything
is fucking broke are you are you fucking kidding me yeah I mean what do I do
Who? Who's bro? Do something with the fuck man?
Moe shh.
Oh no.
Oh bro bro.
Hey bro we're gonna fix this bro.
What is that bro?
What is that bro?
What is that bro?
Fuck!
Fuck!
I'm gonna make sure this is good.
But just know that it's...
John?
John? John? John?
John?
John?
What happened?
Tomorrow.
And we're finding her.
Hey, bro, listen, could be worse. You could have been injured
Bro, I hope some bro up at this point let it be next
You shut the bitch that's I'm recording now
You say you don't feel it, that's good, my bad baby.
Are you fucking...
Bro.
Bro, it's okay.
Bro.
Oh my god.
Now I gotta end bro.
No, we can fix it.
We're fixing it in two minutes.
You don't gotta end.
No, I gotta end bro.
Your mom is really working.
Oh, what are you talking about?
No, I'm just doing a camera run.
She fixes it.
Go ahead.
Oh my god, it ain't the bro
Let's go do this. Come on do the I know speak
What do I do with this bro, how do I
I
Can't see I can't fucking see I can't fucking see I can't
You got a little bit right
Say hi to Instagram live
It's broken.
Hello?
You got four roses.
Thank them.
Let's figure it out pretty quickly.
John, figure this out in two seconds.
Okay, nice, John.
Okay.
Now, now.
But this is like leaning.
No, it's good now.
Okay.
All right, all right.
Now, how do you move this?
Now, how do you move this?
Now, how do you move this?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I have fucking 1.3k victory.
Shut up Paul's pants, just hear little cheats.
Yo bro, where should you support a fortune, Gita?
Oh no bro, that's not me.
Thank you for the five, dude.
Thank you for the five, bro.
I
Just
Nothing broke broke that broke you would have never seen that I know what was just sent you a password
I don't know what that means. What is the password three? I don't know. I should read that
Hey, you're almost back. Wait, you was be at least used be right for the family
What do you talk about?
I think that this is USB for your mic, maybe?
For my mic.
We got a W, John.
Thank you, John. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
W Ron also for setting this up.
Yeah, go fight yourself.
There we go.
Julie Hartzman.
It's just the HDMI into the kitchen under the GPU full slot.
Bro, and you're speaking fucking technology, bro.
What the fuck are you doing in there, you don't understand that?
I
Get that fucking camera
Fuck you
That's for the mic, yeah?
All I do is look to spread through the mic.
That's where it is.
No room angle.
Yeah, let's fucking have fucking...
Hey, pick up the soundboard.
Fucking soundboard is playing.
Oh, it's right here.
So, wait, it takes you.
Let's go.
Goodbye, man, it's fixed.
What about it, Cabron?
Turns out I don't have to enter in here.
It takes you.
I'm actually really surprised with nothing bro, but thanks to my genetics, we're good.
Oh my god, thank god nothing bro, you know, at least nothing bro, at least, at least nothing
bro.
What about the angle though?
not usually.
Dr. Martin is connecting.
Oh, okay.
I think so.
Raise up.
Who'd you put everything in that box?
Best buy segment, not gonna fucking best buy anything.
Hey! We did it!
Nice. We did it. Yeah. Good set. Thank you, Joe.
Every round's a trap!
You fuck with me!
I was gonna try to turn this one.
Hey, Joe!
Oh, wait. That's the one. It needs to be put in. I don't know.
Ah!
You're not the place to start, though.
How do we move the desk, though?
Yeah, right here.
Oh, fuck, what's the trap, come on.
Right there, just up, up, and to the left, good.
Okay
How do the entire set up bro, I don't even know my leg put on a something
Candy junk food and sweets, so we only eating salad and vegetables moving forward
John, I'm gonna move it back a little, yeah?
Yeah, that's fine. I got one.
It's gonna be a move on the right side.
Hey, wait, put that speaker on.
Oh, you're untangling.
Oh!
Thank you, John. Thank you, John.
Thank you, brother. You're welcome.
I got you, brother. I got you.
Wait, what is this, John?
What?
Love it.
What is this? And I have a random HDMI.
We won't figure it out.
I got you, bro.
We'll get a W Rod on the chat, bro.
W John W. Rock we got L Jason like low-key though just like a low-key one like I don't know you were just stressing for no reason
Bro, you're just tweaking freaking out like bro. He's got a calm down, bro
You dead ass just got a calm down man. Like you're not you when you lose your spelling me
How did this dead ass happen
Oh
Bro that sounded bad
Sound like everything
Oh my god.
Don't do it.
Don't look.
Don't look.
Don't look.
All right, bro.
Your camera's kind of tilted on an angle,
but it looks straight for some reason.
No.
All right.
Maybe you can fix that tomorrow.
I'll have Loge fix that.
Hey, man.
We're good.
We're good.
Game night tomorrow.
Another game?
Another game stream?
Game night tomorrow.
Poor game night.
Let's do it, man.
Hey.
Thank you.
Stay humble, stay safe, stay stable, force out.
Force out?
I'm ordering a new camera mount.
Wait, the camera mount is fine.
I feel like right, or no.
What a fucking day, bro.
What a day, bro.
Like, how does that even happen?
Seriously?
Three years ago, the day I lost it all.
I want it back.
I want the answer, I want the honor, my throne,
I want my honor, I want to become a machine.
I want my honor, my machine, my machine, my machine.
I'm not even trolling, woesh.
Woesh had Lou book a bunch of like,
spelling beats, like a bunch of ten year olds,
not in a weird way, but like spelling beats.
I'm not trolling.
I need my chain back on God on God make a fucking trophy and everything make a trophy and everything I need my shit. I need this shit. I need this shit. I need this shit back because spending beat. I'm doing this shit. I'm doing this.
on the ship. Spelling V tournament, I need my chain back. Get a bunch of elementary kids
with parental guidance and supervision, obviously. And I'm running the ship back, I need my chain
back. That's the only way I can claim that I'm a spelling V champion again, four time.
Middle schoolers, yeah, it's go go go elementary or middle schoolers, because that's when the
spending these like the thing and it's not a high school thing
stop typing question marks and making it fucking weird go fuck yo stop stop no
no bro bad clip I didn't say anything wrong I didn't say anything wrong bro
I
Do no streamers, bro. I didn't win it spending the championship with streamers
One guy. Yeah, bro one guy more like the entire fucking chat guy
If I lose the ten years with this bro, I don't even know I can never claim spending the champion ever again
I'm serious woesh text Lou or Lou's in here. Let's get it going, bro. Pick a day where I'm not doing anything
I need this shit to happen. I already in motion, but I'm not changing back.
But I have them actually be spelling because you you want me to still pull up. Yeah, great
pull up, bro. Great. My bad, bro. You know, you know, we're out of bad day, man, but yeah,
I can't watch FIFA cause it's right chat, I don't know.
Checking in
The name or do anything check
No, did he dribble the ball at all?
He had one good pass.
He did some cardio.
He's useless like you.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm getting my chain back.
He got 15 minutes, but creative, and he had a chance, but he missed.
He got a shut off.
like you did against Jinxing. I mean bro you know as long as you didn't get injured that's all that
really matters. That's all that really fucking matters. Finish video? I thought what's saying bro
before Ron fucking choked me out and my whole setup fell to the ground.
She spelled L-I-E-U-T-E-N-E-N-T, Lieutenant.
You saw my smile.
I knew it was wrong.
Come back to the word surveillance surveillance S U R V E I
V-E-I-L-L-A-N-C-E
Well, I literally had it all, bro.
I literally had it all, man.
Zucchini.
Zucchini.
Z-U-C-C-I-N-I.
I literally had everything man
The word visceral in the not one off this word right
V-I-S-C-E-R-A-L
Nah sit back down, sit your ass back down
Sit your fucking ass back down
Finish it bro
Where's bad?
Wrong, wrong, wrong crowd POV L broad
to the spell. Congratulations to each of you. Do you want to tell us one more time your name and the school you attend?
Jason Warner at Keel Elementary.
Yes, she was dirty by the way. Keel Elementary. Do you know Erlinson Chory Academy?
She went to a fucking academy school.
Our winner will compete at the area of this is area at the regional be on March the second
that's at TCU.
I went bro.
I wonder if they got footage of that run a full page ad ahead of time.
So the newspaper doesn't start to talk when it's usually on the Saturday before even the
week before that on a Saturday.
So be looking for that.
and then the winner of that B advances to the national B in Washington DC if they
advance to Washington DC height mod three apples tall bro I'm like ten
okay please but it's a great experience so we're gonna wish you well for the first
ever to represent my honor's yapping man
wait I won get absolutely fucking shit on where's that man just back come to hug
me and pick me up like that damn smirk
Look at that chubby fuck man.
That literally was the goal.
That was the goal, bro.
That was the goal, bro.
That was the goal, bro.
How was the goal, bro?
Where is he now? I don't fucking know.
What the fuck is this comment, man?
tell it run it back bro I mean I'm down I don't know what the fuck is this man
wait TCU regional spelling the 2016
Nah, I don't think they got it.
They don't got it, bro.
Archive.
Lost media.
I seen this.
that bro. Oh my god bro. I like Jamele though. I like Jamele though, bro. Which one will
God, bro, hey, yo, nice, bro, raise on the way, let me call Ray, what a fucking day.
Yo, what's your ETA, Drew?
I'm in it.
I bet.
I'll see you soon.
I'll take some of the kills to our house.
Yo, John's going around.
John?
John?
God, bro.
God, bro.
God.
Is this even for a million people?
WFood bro WFood that's up there with the lobster one
I know I know I know bro, I know I know I know I know
Ecuador vs. Germany I'm on my bro. It's really the first game
I don't know. I mean that's actually pretty cool. That's mid games I feel like lowkey.
Is it? I personally would not go to this. Not horrible though obviously. Yes, yes, chat.
totally 10 years. Yes, chat. Yes, it's true. I am giving away a car. All right. I totally
should have said this way earlier in the stream. But um, for a year, brother, stop fucking
complaining. Okay. All you have to do is follow Jason and we like this Twitter post reply
with car click this link to read it is either it's either 35k or one year leash on the car
all right you know what I mean on the stream is on a 28th so we do want to make that money on
the 28th with mark rubber and then we're gonna do a discourse scavenger hunt for the car or the money
okay i'm pretty sure that's the rules right correct me if i'm wrong the rules are all in here
though. But yeah, W Mark Rober for letting this give me this opportunity on people are
saying like oh this who was scripted no bro I genuinely thought the car got stolen that
night and then I got out the shower and then Mark Rober was in my fucking closet and he
He said, surprise.
It was like, I'm the thief.
Griff, did Griff know?
Yes, Griff knew, but he didn't tell me.
Remember when I called Griff and I was like,
yo, what should I do?
Should I call the cops?
And Griff was like, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
There's nothing, I don't even remember what he said.
But Griff was like, man, there's nothing you can do
at this point.
I don't know what he said, but I listened to him.
I
Only me and Griffin knew no one else. No John you knew too
John you too. That's why I
Was actually laughing everything but I was so sad I couldn't take you serious
We not 13 game brother, I just told you I didn't know what do you mean?
People saying bad actor. I'm not acting. I genuinely thought the fucking car got stolen
I
Runs guy run me
God
Yeah, I didn't fucking play basketball today. I'm dead as stacking else today if I play basketball. I'm genuinely
stacking else
I
Mod is what would top it off
Yo yo silky
Can I come in?
What's up, bro
How you feeling bro still fucking sort of shit
That was crazy because I almost pulled it over here.
Yeah, you miss me, bro?
Look, you got the whole property, bro.
You came to me, you were...
I don't really know, you were moving crazy on me.
You didn't wake me first day.
You wanted to re-persew all my stories.
You want to go to New York or Marlin?
I didn't even go to...
Okay, bro, fine, bro.
Crazy, bro.
Bro, I see it bro. You went to you went the wrong wall and go
Literally had a whole day the next day after you text me a little PM
I'm fucking tired. What do you want to do about a little guy? I'm not drinking bro. I wasn't trying to drink
I was trying to drink that night
I lied that I didn't drink that night and I said was messing with God think I didn't come cuz worse
I had to be the drinks was like have me fucked up. Why you drinking before a suit?
Because they got normally be good. I don't really be good
Yeah
It's the fucking um, the sooner that they put in there. I learned that from a mixology class
What class mixology?
What you got going on today
You lost a bro versus bro, you said you lost a smell of me
Well, you're actually a fraud was how flights in that shit that I
Because you look stupid with a new chain bag. I'm not gonna give up a snaster chain
I'm gonna gain it back. I'm about to get a bunch of spelling because
Wait
You're gonna be what?
I'm gonna get a bunch of spelling because and they compete game. Don't even do that, bro
Bro, you're not smart enough, bro. I'm gonna get a book. I'm gonna get my trophy back
Okay, so on a monopea
Fuck is that all right?
That's that's literally what they're gonna smell
No, I need my shit back lose all the way or I lose get back. I always get back
I don't give up. That's the thing about me. I don't give up. I swear you have that sir. I says New York
I put this show on today, and Neymar played today, man.
Oh, he did?
Yes.
So, bro?
Yeah, I bet the overall, and clearly, on Vin,
hitting two goals.
On Vin?
Yeah.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah, you know.
You sound like a dirty loss for him, bro.
It's Vinny, Vinny Jr.
I call him Vin.
I call him Vin.
And I don't think you made $19,000 off that negative today.
Because I didn't either.
I lost, nigga, actually.
I don't wanna talk to you, bro.
Great's coming over, bro.
Which of you?
When?
Life at five, bro.
I'm not talking about what y'all think is, what the fuck?
Oh, bro.
Bro, which of you wanna win?
I'm having a man phone right now.
Look at this monkey right here.
Like, Toby, I didn't see you.
I was talking to Silky.
Toby, where you at, bro?
Toby from the side of that, Toby?
Yes, the only Toby that you know.
They in the US?
I think so.
Yeah, they in the US, the better watch them.
I told me Germany versus Ecuador is your first game come to France versus Norway tomorrow
I'll put five thousand miles on the bed. I hate my tomorrow
What's up talking to me
Sweden or Japan
Name one I'm gonna be sick my son. Oh, you're gonna bring it home. Oh
Tony look it up
I said it rhymes with old Tony ask him ask them you just look look oh
Tony you just said it rhymes with old Tony
I mean runs a Japanese name is probably a fucking Japanese name with the end with oh
You five get this up do you mind? Thank you for five
So I give you five. Oh, don't be day for the five
I'm talking to you
And it's ready never pin niggas, bro. They got to start pinning niggas, bro
Still that bad well, you understand, bro, I was traveling I was
I
He told me to do 200 200 200 burpees five push-ups you didn't do that business
You didn't do a 750 reps. I did a thousand push-ups burpees
Listen if you want to hoop with us, you're always welcome
You can come with us. I'm gonna play with you.
I don't want to hold it you look at you are like you are there's something like around you. That's like
These are such a go wrong
face
You know that nice coming to my city like that's like me like you're all it's in and I go to act out and I'll say shit
I literally hang out the whole day after what all the guys
Ray is lost how is Ray? Oh my god, right?
Ray bro
Yes
Yeah, come on with us
I like it to group maps, Apple Maps guides you to Rome House.
Oh my God, man.
I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry, man.
Put the camera on since the IRP.
OK.
You know you can steal a concept from a dap, right?
You know, you can still concentrate on that.
At that door's locked, I'm scared to knock on the door.
Oh, don't worry.
This Saturday, you guys are done.
Who?
You guys.
Me and Jason?
Oh, yeah.
Well, this whole city's getting closed up.
This Saturday.
That ass?
Everything.
I can't come in?
No, hell no.
I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, uh, like, you guys are actually the reason why I'm actually
gonna put, like, super serious thoughts on this.
You guys, as in you mean like Asians, or you talking about me and Jason?
You're thinking how you want.
Because you guys are still having to both be Asian, and still having to both just be
fucking intruding and fucking in people's business done I can't hang over
can't watch your papers are one-on-one I can't listen to you play mobile
rivals you know it's okay I just ran this couch right outside your wall listen
to you I like listen to your cars and you know how cute you sound when you
like games. Uh huh. What what what what? He said he about to put us out bro he's about
to put up a wall Saturday. No not today. Nah I ain't gonna lie that's the weirdest
fuck. That's the weirdest fuck. That's the weirdest fuck. That's the weirdest fuck. How
much does it cost? How much does it cost? You know I really hate that because when I
No, I don't need the time when came.
No, I wasn't gonna do it anyways.
I wasn't gonna do it anyways. I was trying to see what you said.
No.
Ah, fuck.
Where's Said?
Yo, you saw Said's TikTok, bro.
What type of freak shit is he on?
Hello, Reese.
Oh, my...
I just need to get these things out of the bro.
I need to cleanse my body now.
I'm okay.
I'm gonna watch the other one.
Yeah.
Maybe better guitar for a warm welcome to Bray.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me get him a warm welcome Bray.
He's fucking me down the street.
Maybe better guitar for a warm welcome to break.
Yeah, yeah, let me get him a warm welcome for a warm welcome.
He's trying to get me down the street and be put up in a...
Apple bounce.
You sure you don't want to hook with us?
Huh?
What the way is, right?
Stop threatening my life.
What the fuck, bro? Who, please? What the fuck, man?
That's not right, bro.
Yeah, did you see Ray Asian Boy?
Hi, bro.
Welcome to the core house, dude.
Hey, man.
Hey, you need some help, bro?
What's up?
Need help?
Yeah, bro, let's go.
All right, bud.
All right, bud.
Oh
See for another
Who dead-ass
I have it in the box. Let me take a picture like I said before because I'm hoping out the guy who's doing this right now.
Oh, what do we get?
Also, did you buy anything to have a matter daddy?
Alright, let me know if you need help or anything.
Shut the fuck up.
Is that right?
I'm changing the color of my car.
Oh
Debating looking at different color options here for GTR 3s. Yeah, but this one is satin this one kind of changes, but like look
It's like a little bit it changes like a sparkly. No, I just agree and it changes to green green
Bro, that is not me. You can't tell cuz it's so dark out. Okay, but in the in the night or in the daytime
It's like it'd be green
You can't you can't see it's like a small fucking seed. It's not the wrong thing. Yo yellow chill out excuse me
I'm saying it goes like a little bit of it's a gold you see it John. I see it's a little bit of gold, bro
I see you man. Oh, what's that one is the difference on that one?
Oh, hey, I'm not gonna break it, but this one's a satin. What the fuck you drove up?
Anyway, bro, we got up. We got a big rush. It's like satin. I like it though. It's nice stable blue
Still they call it's one of my god get ass. Oh, you were talking about this. Well the glitter looks way better
If you drive the same way you play Rocket League fuck now
That game is fucking sick
Like why would you play car soccer when you can play real football
Who is forces that
Hey man, welcome to the Cory crib, bro.
Oh my gosh, the cameraman, you be mistreating, bro.
I see all the clips.
You need food or anything?
Yeah, I need food.
Every time I feed him, they don't clip that, bro.
That's such an incentive, bro.
It's been a minute, bro.
Nah.
It's a little bit.
I wait, like, you do all that wait and then you still lose?
I don't know.
All that wait and then still lose and you lose that, what's it called?
Spelling bee?
That's it.
If I say if I say you home, I'm wrong
No, you're gonna see it again though. I'm not this crib. Are you sure?
You sure you're a little shorter than
What do you mean? I'm always the same height
You always the same handle you always like you told me a little bit
You lost cash nasty, bro
Hey, welcome to the core career man. This is this is this is fire. Yeah, we made it
Yo, yo, is there any animal that cross by or anything?
Yeah, so there's eagles, there's pigs, there's like bears.
Sometimes.
But yeah.
This is nice, holy shit.
Yeah, man, if you need like, you're staying at LA,
you need a room to stay in bro, just hit me up.
Say I'm gone.
I swear.
You're fucking lying.
I swear, bro.
I swear.
We got mad rooms.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
They say we can't make up?
Yeah, that's John, yeah.
Oh, now you might be pussy, though.
What kind of drive?
They're on Kier.
Tell me what you pay me.
Huh? How much you pay him, how much you pay him?
Yeah, how much you pay him?
Yeah, how much you pay him, how much you pay him?
That's it. That's good!
That's like...
That's fuck, bro!
Damn!
Are you living in Atlanta?
Yeah.
Brother, what?
You drive a M3.
What do you know?
Bro said whisper and fuck and sit in Atlanta.
Well, you can definitely get that with your money.
I know that's a dad, right?
This is tough.
What's that?
What's this?
What do you do?
They're talking behind the camera.
What is this?
It's like fairs.
Fairs?
Alright bros, we've got a basketball cover there.
We might or might not go there.
You know we got that.
It's a wish you will.
Like who like dollars in there.
Yeah, yeah, now this is mad clean. I mean
Me love flies it's a declaration I
I think that's a new
Decoration all the flies. Yeah, okay. I don't know what this is nice. This is nice
It's not bad, but I got clover all over clover a pool is watching this
This is not our pool though. This is the pool? This is the chocolate fountain lacing install.
How much is this? Not a month.
Well, it's split in between a lot of chupus so it's not as expensive.
How much per person?
I don't want to say. It's different splits.
Me? I think...
Oh my god. Yeah, I got bills and shit.
Oh, they came.
Oh, chill.
What the fuck?
I underpaid all my employees, bro.
Yeah, that is.
I don't wait for four years to get that.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember you don't be paying Arky.
That's different.
That's different. That's different.
And I did pay Arky when I moved here.
I didn't pay him before I moved here.
I thought he was going to be cheaper.
Yeah, I thought so.
Yeah, y'all got like six, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody's not paying.
Okay, hold on now.
Yeah, no.
Right here.
Okay.
Guess whose room is that?
No, Marlon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you like that?
I smell it.
I smell it with a big, big energy.
Oh my God.
No.
It smells good.
No, this is going to be smelly.
Hey, wait, who's shooting this one?
This is, this is my job.
Hey, Silky!
Who's the second man?
What's up, Silky?
Yo, man.
Yo, Silky, they didn't hear a rule?
Huh?
They didn't hear a rule?
Yeah, but they put me on the back burner, bro.
I just gotta take what you got.
Kitchen
Oh
Like fucking we didn't hear
Wait
Never
No, not when Nick's was playing when Nick's was ass. He wasn't there. He was it was big writing bro
What's wrong? I was there during Lynn Saturday during his fucking run. I was there
Like
That whole spurs versus okay, so you was wearing his hair style everything as soon as they get out
Before the series even went into spurs versus you wouldn't even watch it in addition to the finals
Okay
Okay, JB obviously and nobody oh jeez. I'm saying cat Josh Hart
Okay
McBride
You lost the whole finals.
You lost the whole finals.
I'm not about you.
Crazy love though.
You'd be loving the World Cup.
I don't even know what that was.
All right, all right.
You know how to win a World Cup.
I thought you were the champion.
Oh, Messi.
I saw the clip.
I'm a fan of the sport and I'm rooting for the sport.
So when I'm rooting for my city,
I'm not you.
He's a big fan.
He's a big fan.
He just made more play today, bro.
You can respect that.
Why didn't he have a fucking,
Why? Why haven't Vietnam had that shit?
Oh that's our night? Oh shit.
How about Vietnam doesn't have some shit? What's up with that?
I'm sad, bro.
You see Haiti got two goals today. I don't give a fuck.
Man, you're not even from Haiti.
Man, you're from Brooklyn.
Man, my mom is Haitian.
You're from Haitian?
You feel me?
My ethnic background is fucking Haitian.
Let me, let me, let me, I'm calling...
Take this dog out of that education!
Don't talk to me!
I'm not black
He's a medican
I
Might be
And it says
70% gay
That's a
Your normal black shoes on from Brooklyn.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
Hold on.
New jeans?
New jeans.
New jeans.
New jeans.
New jeans.
Your jeans are backwards, man.
I mean, him.
Your jeans are backwards.
Wait.
Yo, what did you talk about in the end, bro?
Oh, really?
I wish I would.
Isn't this a real ethnicity?
Wouldn't you like to know China?
It's not.
It's Taiwanese.
I'm Taiwanese.
I'm Taiwanese.
I'm Taiwanese.
Oh, Japan.
I'm gonna say yeah, any Asians in this Asian league is way harder to qualify. Oh be fair, right?
Vietnam they run like a different like what do you mean local on World Cup? Yeah
Wait, what happened that they make it like the first time we we suck. I always we've never we know what what even sport you're good at
I crooked I thought that's an Indian sport. I mean, I
Needed I need a good time on my victim in line. No, no, no, I mean Vietnam
just got a black player and he was praised for we won like some we won some
national shit. Oh really? So maybe that's not be racist by people in Asia? Not you dumbass
setting Asia. You got a fucking time that's fucking over. In Vietnam they are not
racist they're curious. The same shit as Taiwan too. They look at it back there like oh my god what the fuck is that?
No, I got a lot. When I go to Japano, oh my god, rap hub, NBA.
But I'd have to do the accent about that. Rap hub, rap hub, rap hub.
So they say it was the album that I... NBA, star, star.
Who? Yes. Hi.
That's racist. That's racist.
I speak Japanese. Don't even know what you're talking about, bro.
That's a one line front enemy.
That's not the enemy. I actually can't even use the bathroom.
Actually, where's the bathroom?
Everybody knows that, bro. Everybody knows that, bro.
Nobody knows that.
It's Japanese.
I know that.
I can't say that.
Japanese.
Japanese.
It's Japanese.
It's Japanese.
It's Japanese.
I have no money.
I have no money.
Why are you being weird?
Why are you being weird?
You, you like genuinely brick me bro.
I'm not brick you.
Yeah but it's a solo.
You make sense.
Nah that's way worse bro.
How?
Way worse.
You should, Joe.
No.
You should say that.
Brother, that's how you say it.
I have a good feeling.
So slowly down to me like, I'm not slow enough.
No way.
I'm not slow enough.
I'm not slow enough.
No, that's racist.
I'm not trying to be racist.
Okay, let me try.
That's racist.
Okay, nigga.
Now you guys can't do that.
That's racist.
That's racist.
I gotta say fast.
You gotta say it like how you sound supposed to be fast.
No, I'm not saying that.
Listen, I'm PR, bro.
I'm not gonna hold that, bro.
I got good PR right now.
Ask
What is PR me
That's why I just say
Your English got better bro. You can't use that card every time
It's done
We understand you can't make some personality and public I say public
I
Know what give me that bro, this is
That's a shit. I hope you also won't be playing
That game is good. Okay, you're just
But I never had money so I couldn't
Well, you mean 29 in October, yeah
So
Fucking razor for his 30 a wager a razor
Like bro, we shut fucking streets down for six is 30
Well, how are you?
It is us. It's us.
This is nice.
That's me. That's Lacey. That's...
Who is this?
That's...
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, man, this is...
Wait a minute, bro.
Oh, this is...
That's me right here.
Okay?
You know what I mean? This is...
Okay? Goddamn!
This is me right here.
Oh, the cracker's in the back.
This is nice!
Crack it in the back.
Crack it in the back.
Oh, he was anti.
Yeah, that's a long time.
It's like, where'd he go?
I'm born in May or Ohtant.
I got to watch him in Mandarin.
Okay, say in Mandarin.
Um...
Alamy.
Um...
There's no way you don't know one character.
I forgot, I watched in high school.
I'm watching a high school, bro. I forgot, bro.
Wait, you don't know me?
It's like watching a movie, bro. I didn't.
Huh?
I didn't. The main character, I didn't.
Oh, that sounds real.
I forgot. I remember him.
You know him, though, bro.
Oh.
Mikasa. Mikasa.
Mikasa.
He nice. I'll suck his dick.
Here you go, man.
He nice. I'll take care of him.
Mikasa.
Okay, okay
Oh, see, it has the...
My definition is...
Okay, that's pretty cool, man.
Hi, guy. Yeah, bro, I remember I was on here, bro.
Oh, my God. I took your shit?
Yeah, I took my shit, but it's okay, though.
I got one right now.
Streamer Choice Award? Yeah, that's my big mouse award.
What's the word?
Like, streamer, um, favorite streamers that I've watched.
Yeah, they just make sure they give it to you.
No, no, all streamers voted for me.
Okay, maybe not you, but like, you know...
Nah, this is a good sell, this is a good sell for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, people losing shit, Texas Rangers, because of Monty T.
Yeah, well, it's a good sell.
You do come from a long way, but I remember it a little.
Chai, still remember my first ever tree road?
It's definitely Jason who played for us, he's an agent.
Oh my God.
You also, you also a bitch, bro.
I was a bitch.
I was a, I was a bitch.
I was a, I was a clone.
Like, I'm...
I know someone that was a bitch.
You must have bitched me back in the day.
I know.
See that song, bro?
I mean, yeah, we made it right now.
We made it, bro.
I ain't like we made it long ago.
Make out for all of them.
What do you call?
All of them.
All of them?
All of them.
You made it at a time long, bro.
What do you mean?
Is it dangerous or what?
All of them.
I don't know.
I was just there, man.
She's like, had a whole mall for me.
Pass?
Yeah, it was crazy.
Nah, yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Me, me, food or water or anything?
Do I have any other one?
Wait, this is so, this is all fridge, like everybody, this side.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Wait, so where is the sleeper? Like sleep on the couch.
No, no, no, I'm sleeping on the couch.
Huh?
I'm sleeping on the couch a little bit.
Oh, I just want to quit snacking and putting you off.
Yeah.
No, it's too bad.
You're not hungry?
Fresh.
Fresh.
Why can't you eat?
No, I can't.
Why don't you eat them?
Part of the contract
That's water no water I can't be I can't eat
This is our food from back there.
Oh, oh my god, bro.
It's good, dude.
That's that station in the wing.
What's up, man?
What's up, bro?
What's good?
What's good, bro?
What's up?
What's up?
That's food, sure.
Hold on.
What's up, bro?
How you feeling, bro?
This shit feel like back in the day, like, right?
I'm walking the car.
Huh?
I know, man.
Wait, kinda, yeah.
Two rice gums?
Yeah.
Y'all wanna
I had that Asian sidekick, bro
Yeah, true, I was just with right there
Wait, my turn was a sidekick back in the day?
No, no, no, no
It was like Batman and Robin's show
What's a who's a Batman?
Is that a pussy?
No, no, no, no
I'm Batman, you're Nightwing
Cool
I'm down to be Nightwing, Nightwing's tough
Who's Nightwing?
You don't know about Nightwing?
What?
Oh, how do you say nightwing in Mandarin?
It's Batman's like
Nah, I mean
He was inside. No, no, not a butler's this Alfred
Yeah, like that
He's dressed like him. He has a blue logo instead. Well, I guess it's tough
He knows all the martial arts and shit
He more gangster than Robin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay most Robin. Nah, nothing. Not Jason. Jason, Jason, he was just
he was just he was the red hood and then he got the Joker
Yeah, watch a different version of Yacht. No, no. I don't think it was a comic. He was just killing people.
Wait, who? Wait, which one? Jason?
He used to be Robin, so...
Jason Todd
I'll say it's spoiler, brother
Jason Todd was, yeah, he was killing people
I thought it's only the Butter, Robin, and Bambi
That's it? No
There isn't a Butter
No, Butler, Alfred, the Butler
The Butler, my fault
Yeah, no, I guess that's the main cast, yeah
But you got side characters
Yeah, yeah, children. Oh, yeah, that's my first owner was poison. What's valid. I'm hearing you on that that movie
Okay
No, bro
My dad was coming out like a whole like VHS
I don't know what it was, but I'm not catching up
What you gonna catch up?
Poison Ivy was just like some OG fine shit from the DC universe
Oh, he's a character?
Yes, she could control plants
The Batman girl
But evil
Not a cat, not a cat was the cat
Catwoman was the cat
But also there was a batwoman
Y'all want a hot dog?
It's also a batwing
Fire up the grill, bro
on it what y'all think that's uncle shit bro that family I mean we haven't even
used this way is that like the cool uncle cool daddy CEO that CEO daddy
I'm just so are you the CEO right now I'm just the old man he's like oh
before he thinks when I was at that yeah I mean I'm not I'm not I'm not a way to
not I control everything no no listen listen he's like the chess master and I'm
I'm like a I'm like the key and he like moves the pieces
But I was like it's just her and and so he's like the clean
He moves us around and this is like you nice us and then we end up beating the other team
Yeah, I mean it's like a six-man. Yeah, maybe at points. I'm IG LA. Yeah
Yeah, feel me
But I fucking with hot dogs right now if you want one
Where's the hot dog with no we know how does this work?
We've never use this turn on the gas and then I think okay at the same time
Fuck
That good up on your hot dog. I don't want that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna we're gonna we're gonna grab some
We're by where's a hot?
Wait, you know about
Oh
He do like
Okay, I don't know. I do noodles. Okay. There's more American thing
That's it. You're on the same type of shit
He's big on noodles
Wait, who's better a basketball of me, of course
Wait, did you already play?
We played at T-Rex scope. I
No, I still remember the boss now, bro. He lost the cat. You've kind of got a jumper now. No, I'm nice
I like now we bled I will probably fuck him up. No, no
Everybody in the chance, you know should run the ones right now right now
They're saying the hot dog. I'm gonna lose. I can't be everybody in the crib. It's like modern
That's that's the truth
I'm a good day probably, I can be more than this.
This is our, this is our, this is our cool, cool.
Alright yeah, we got a nice pool.
Now this is a very clean.
Nice pool.
This is nice.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, what?
I didn't see the hot dog go.
Hot dog.
He's just playing with the grill bro,
I don't fucking know.
That's why you have to be doing that every single day.
Ballish.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ballish?
Ballish.
What's that?
This is the guest house here, this is Crackhead actually, there's a squatter in his house.
What the hell?
Excuse me, there's a squatter in his house.
Guess I'll guess us
Okay, there's this main squad that's the main squad
Way the squad
Cam in paper
Yeah
Brother what obviously they sleep in a pay. I mean obviously it's not as much. I'm not a lot y'all y'all
Come on, buddy.
3K, 3K each.
Oh, yeah.
3K each, 3K each, I ain't no lie, bro.
3K each, bro, I'm just kidding.
3K total, okay.
3K total?
Actually?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Why are you freaking out, son of a bitch?
This is not a random thing.
I'm not gonna raise the rent on these fuck, 3K each!
No!
We don't even go to kitchen!
You use ours!
What can I see?
Let me see that guy.
Does it like?
What 3k they got two bedrooms wait, what do you see?
No, I don't see anything.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, is this the site you live in now?
No, no, no.
What's in your place?
This is a guest bedroom.
Oh, could you see this?
Oh, I fucking know.
No, I know why somebody used this shit.
Oh, sorry.
Somebody was cracking some shit in here, man.
Alright, then this is my room, right here.
and it's nice
I thought it was 3k
I mean it's not that
it's not that, it's not that
3k
these rooms are tiny
so I had to
Jesus
this room
God damn
same exact thing on the other side
3k for this?
yeah
you fucked up me
Yeah, 3k for both. Is that actually us or anything?
Yeah.
I got conversations on behalf of you.
Conversations on behalf of you too.
Conversations on behalf of you.
I'm touching the group chat right now.
No, no, no, no. Me and Leif move out, then your rent's going up.
Okay.
Then your rent's going up.
Okay.
Okay, bro.
Nice leverage, man.
3k is too much for your own.
No, 3k is valid.
No, we already do it. I'm just kidding. It's in the contract. Yeah, you know what? It's fair. I gotta be good, okay?
Not this is nice. Oh shit. Oh shit
Man shit, bro
I just latched it, it's cool.
I'm probably roomed out.
That Vivian?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, what is that?
Wait, why do men wear flip flops?
Oh, I'm crying bro.
Can I just let my feet chill bro?
Wait, wait, who's the cracker?
What the fuck?
Bro, you just told me there's a cracker in there.
I said there's a squ-
Yo, stop.
There's a squatter.
Oh, squatter.
Oh, squatter, squatter.
What are you talking about, bro?
Bro, squatter.
Let's say there's Timon Davidson.
That's what they're doing now.
What?
What?
No, I say just...
No, I say they told me that, bro.
No, I say and told you that.
Huh?
Huh?
Bro, bro.
No, I didn't say anything about...
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Jesus.
I'm up, boy.
Have a good day, boy.
I'm going that way too, because I look at you.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I...
I...
It's that magic, man.
Mad space.
I say...
I'm not your neighbor, man.
Rich.
Neighbors, where we neighbor Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner,
and other Jenner's, Timothy Shalameh, literally our neighbor.
So you saw him?
Yeah.
How are you, Lyle?
I'm just watching.
What the fuck?
On your life.
This is the lounge that was never finished up on me.
The lounge?
Yeah, I just, yeah, it is.
Nice, Lyle.
Who went downstairs upstairs?
I'll show him the gym real quick.
That's the gym?
Yeah.
Every morning we go in here, we work out.
Every single morning, we go in.
I was in the push-up three way, being shitty, bro.
I'm not cheating, bro.
That's not cheating, I was born like that.
I was like,
I was like, maybe seven, four, five,
you can't even do that.
I don't want to cheat.
If I can do the push-up, I can beat you, bro.
You want to do it?
Yeah, you want it right?
I'm kind of though.
I put like fucking, that's what 100,000 dollars.
Like, you need me dollars?
No, no, no, no. 100,000 USD.
100,000 USD?
I'm down to just do it.
I bet.
Hey, I can use the elbow too.
Wait.
Let me see your elbow.
Let me see that.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
When he says down, go down.
When he says up, go up.
I'm good.
Ready?
I'm good.
You ready?
Yeah.
You ready?
Yeah.
You ready?
Yeah.
up down up down up down oh you down
Up.
Up.
Down.
I feel like you're fucking up now.
Down.
What you mean?
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Oh shit.
Up.
Put me yourself.
Down.
Up.
I actually need this.
Down.
I'm losing all fucking day today.
Up.
Jane, we need this bro.
Down.
Up, down, up, down.
You're actually pretty strong, man.
Up, down, up, down.
Ugh!
Up.
You're a pig, you fucking, I'm not a pig.
I think it is like up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
Up, down, up, down, up, down.
What are you doing?
Up, he's keeping up.
Down, up.
Yo, you almost had me, I said come on!
I can beat you both.
It's a fucking elbow.
I was, I was born.
That elbow pass, you can cheat on that.
I was born.
I was using elbow.
I don't know.
If maybe the cliff of the draft
and the fucking commissioners like you're too tall.
No, no, let's start a full, let's start a full push up.
What?
A full push up inside.
You cannot knock it, bro.
Why not?
Check, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
You can't knock, you can't knock like a push up.
Why not?
I mean, that's the rest. You use an elbow to rest.
That's everybody who wants an elbow, though.
No, bro.
You want your elbow to rest?
No, bro.
Let's say next Kung Fu challenge.
What the fuck?
Dude, let's say true. Let's say facts.
Yo, not my name, asshole, bro. Holy shit, man.
I know.
Wait, that's the gym, right?
That's the gym, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll finish it.
I'll finish it.
I'm gonna show you a soundproof sauna.
Oh!
Soundproof.
Soundproof sauna, yeah.
There's a classic right here.
It's soundproof.
Yeah.
Ready?
Yeah.
That's a real sauna.
What the hell?
Ahhhh!
Fucking lying lap.
This is not a sauna.
I saw these people bro
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh god
yo yo so what's that for?
is that a real soda?
is that water?
yeah
that's nice
yo yeah that's not a lava space
that's not
yeah pretty blessed man
it's our theater
she goes down in here oh my god she goes down in here what's this go crazy roses
that's nice why are you close why are you closing because they like tweet stuff i can't
what you mean because it's like the you know the shutter speed
watch movies in here make movies in here
I'm not me personally but there's a lot of there's a lot of cutscenes in here so
went through up in here who girl it's a lot of story behind I'm not really my
party gave a girl a VIP badge she just fucking yacked in here but you know that
That was all the talking shit.
Mine aren't that hot.
Yeah.
What the hell?
I'm just gonna say that he's a pussy.
Oh shit, but he's the right place to go.
That will be a lot of money.
We're two different Asians.
Yeah.
Like my girl, wait, wait, this downstairs?
Oh, downstairs, let's see.
Yo!
This is pathetic.
No, what the fuck?
I can't believe that it's not on right now. It doesn't work.
It doesn't work?
No.
It's not.
It's a little break.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
It smells like fucking dead people down here.
No, it's not.
It can't be.
Who's?
It can't.
Oh.
You know, it can't.
No, it can't, bro.
Okay.
I don't know where that came from.
Okay, this guy is cool, he's cool, he's cool, yeah.
Is this basically a downstairs room?
Is that downstairs?
Uh, no.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Like, you can have a talk.
I don't know about it, but it can be a little bit funny.
It takes a year, you know.
If it all goes on, downstairs.
What the fuck?
It's downstairs.
What the fuck?
It's downstairs.
What the fuck?
It's downstairs.
What the fuck?
It's downstairs.
What the fuck?
It's downstairs.
What the fuck?
It's downstairs.
This is the storage room?
This is the storage room?
This is all your stuff?
Hmm, from the old house.
The old owners have this too.
And here is just full of shit.
What's this?
There's no wifi in there, so it probably can't go in there.
But it's nothing.
This is nice.
Now you have a better house?
Nah, that's good.
Man, this is crazy.
I thought y'all were gonna do a sleepover here. That's what Suki said
You want to move to LA actually, but no one else does
They want to stay in Atlanta. What's in Atlanta?
I'm gonna ask that bro, I'm not talking.
Oh, the day?
Yeah, shit, you was there, right?
You was there?
Yeah, I was there.
I shit, I shit.
It's nothing in Atlanta, bro.
Yeah, bro, that's like, you feel more at home out here, bro.
There's more Asians.
Yeah.
And close it to Taiwan too.
Oh, yeah, yeah, close it.
My god!
My god, hey, ripple, nice and shit!
Wait, are they group or are they delivering?
Oh, they're delivering a song.
Oh, I didn't show that card though.
Oh, yeah, that's Marlon's room.
Fuck me, who's she bro? Listen, it didn't show the key.
Wait, that's Texan? They say that LA rules Texan.
LA has way more Texans, yeah.
He's got a bad...
That's pretty fucking bad, it's like half your money gone.
Damn, I don't want to be up in the open.
Oh, ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Why do you look gift-tubbering?
Huh?
Oh, you shaved?
Yeah, I mean, you shaved, you shaved, you put it in your stuff.
You're a U.S.?
Yeah, I'm recovering from Jim.
It's been like four days, I know I'm still recovering.
Oh, he's not good.
Is that it?
I think this is a woman.
No, it's probably me.
It's me?
I think.
How are you a little way different, but don't, nothing.
I know, I don't know if I like it.
You do the different, that's how I see you.
That was like, I think, cut off.
Did it look like?
No, it was, how you work the auditions, no?
No, I wasn't, I wasn't.
No, it was Qatar, damn.
You look different on the body.
I don't know.
I think it's a head shape.
My head shape?
My head changed.
No, it's probably this.
Wait, did you change your hair?
I had a full grown beard.
I used to shave it today.
You may have had a beard.
Yeah, I had a full grown beard.
You look like a whole different person.
I know, because you have a beard.
Like more like groove now.
Groove?
You look under age.
You look like Kim Jong-un.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
And you look like the fucking mission one, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna drink you up tonight.
Did you guys win?
You lost?
You're a crumb, bro.
I can't even remember.
Oh, that's what you did like four hours, bro.
And then you fucking lost?
You're a shi-
I mean, it's not bad.
It's a little messy.
It's not bad.
No, it's not messy.
Okay.
This one should go down, this one on the end.
Should go down?
Yeah, I'll sleep in here.
Okay, it's off my shoe.
I cleaned this under by, it's just stained.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that this?
No.
I don't know.
It only is under, it's under.
Oh, where was this?
That's a dirt mark.
I don't know how to get rid of that.
All right, so what's up, Jason? I ain't got a lot of damage to you, but you ain't paying one day
Maybe one day we can have a clover versus core paintball match paintball match
I'm the info match. I'm down. I'm down
He just went to go get his car. I they thought if I see I'm cool
This I am
He said he wants to do Mr. A.
You want me to favorite dish, Ian's your front-race?
See that's racist, right?
What is that? Is that your favorite dish?
Nah. Listen, first of all, that's not my favorite dish.
Second of all, don't cause animation. I like what I shit.
You feel me?
So that paged me.
I called you, you want some fried chicken?
You want some kudai? You want some watermelon?
You feel me?
You said what?
That's all I'm saying.
Kudai fried chicken and water.
Yep
I bet. Why should we see you?
I bet.
I'm gonna fry your chicken and some coli.
Alright bro.
Yeah bro, y'all got good chemistry, man.
Not bad.
That's my boy.
So, y'all brothers?
Yeah, brothers.
I would die with that.
Yeah, I'll kill you out there.
How's it feel being like the only Asian?
What do you mean?
I like you too bro, you're the only Asian bro.
I mean in this group, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you feel it?
Oh, just get hit with Asian jokes for y'all.
You need to do it in time, right?
No, no, no, they don't do that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Silky Zibyan.
Silky is not Indian.
He's from Nepali, apparently.
Okay, so basically, Silky, Asian thing?
Yeah, basically.
No, Punga is Korean.
No, he's not.
Check. Punggai, give me some shit.
Oh, whatever it is.
Punggai is a person.
Oh, Kelo, you know, Kelo.
We got like a beating, like J-Beating.
Kelo?
Yeah, we got beating.
It's like ring, modern, Kelo.
No, Kelo?
Oh, Kelo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He Indian too.
Yes, he look like Indian.
He is Indian.
Actually, yes.
So same shit though, same shit.
My closet.
No, my same stuff.
Crazy. Okay. I got pieces though. Okay. I got some fire shit. Okay. Okay. Okay.
What the fuck? What the fuck is this, bro?
It's bad for it. It's like, it's a condom fit.
Okay, come on.
Shit, man, that shit's hard, man.
This shit doesn't fit in my shirt.
I can't, can't put a condom on now.
Yep.
I just have a mirror, my clothes on, look at myself in the mirror,
and film myself a little bit,
and then I get my day started, go to the gym,
and stuff like that.
you like my fucking problem?
I do actually. I do.
I like that.
Yo, what the hell bro?
You be going crazy bro?
You be going crazy?
Nah, nah.
I think you should be good.
I think you should be good.
What?
I think you should be good.
You got ED?
Nah.
I can come back all five times
I know I can't though
Why?
Only once a day
That's not good
Huh?
Wait why?
Huh?
Oh you want two?
That'll be good
Yeah, fuck too much
Yeah fuck too much
Oh man
Yeah, it can happen
Ah!
God damn it!
Come here!
Yo what the fuck?
Shit!
Oh!
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why are you the debt at all?
I had no fucking content for a day in New York, so I bought it.
And you was doing anything?
I just fucking bought it. It was wasted.
I've been doing it sometimes.
Wasted fucking money.
Is it?
Is it?
Ah, that's a lacy thing.
That's shit. That's shit.
Yeah, that's shit.
That's shit.
But did I miss anything else, Chad?
Oh, yeah, in GQ Magazine.
You're younger than me and Jason?
What does that mean?
All the Sunset.
Oh, Sunset.
Finish the house door and now we get to look it up.
Maybe, maybe...
Oh, this is bad.
This is...
Ron's not here, sir.
I'm gonna ask him for a while.
Come down, man.
I have an ancient...
Thanks. Come on, bro.
Move out here, man. We'd be closer.
There's not a lot of us out here, man.
I'm back bro, we're back
How'd it go?
You're leaking the hot dog
You wanna hold on to these?
They're good
Yeah, it was super successful, but I did we had deleted them already though. Okay, you did it, man. Yeah, no way
Yeah, you've told it one already. Hey
You know what kind of word it like that I
Can't try one. Yeah for show here. They're all right now. You can't cook one up. I
Can't know because there's no gas left
But if you guys both put your heads together, maybe you could figure it out. I feel like who my head all heads like
There's no gas and how to fight I was lying about the gas. I just don't want to cook
So what the fuck is gas? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
You just got to turn it on and then turn this on it's a white-eyed touch
But actually you need a lot because it could kaboom and blow this whole shit up
Okay, that's a gas. No, it's a tank like y'all you know on terminal on mw2
Whenever someone was like camping there you would just like throw an aid at the tank and it's over with her
That's a speaking anime references. Oh
Oh
Okay, wait, you don't know shit about CS
You know I play 2k. Yes, pay between 2k 2k reference for a pro. Okay, uh, I
Don't know how about I played a little bit caught caught. I did the card right on that was caught
Okay, wait, I mean have you ever been playing card and you're next to some shit like this and it blows up and kills you
Oh, yeah
Should be but someone if there's a sniper in the distance it was
You would get a multi right now
There was a sniper in the distance. He just put a bullet in this six of us are done. I think you think too much
Yeah, I got out of here. What?
What do you mean he thinks too much no, I can't stop thinking nothing. I think everybody thinks
I don't know about everyone everyone thinks and everyone has thoughts and that's how we form sentences and communicate with each other
What do you think about that? I think just open the shit, bro
Yeah, I mean, it's I don't think you can open a broken. We should do a hot dog fight
Yeah, throw it at each other.
You're trying to catch the mouse.
Freak the fuck out.
You want to try?
Yeah, come on.
Yes?
Oh, shit.
No, you were way.
You took no convincing to do that.
You sure?
That's awesome.
What the fuck is going?
Wait, you're going?
OK, hang on.
Don't laugh.
What the fuck?
Hey.
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
All right, Michael.
Michael, Michael.
No, that was a good, that was a dime though, but what's a good time?
I'll be back in a second.
No!
Fuck!
Yo, yo, yo!
Let me try it.
My, my, my name.
What?
He was really trying to do this.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, you got it right now.
You got this.
Yeah.
I'll support you.
Alright, come on.
Alright, go, go, please, go.
You gotta put some arc on it, though.
Get under that.
That was it.
That's a good spot.
That's a good spot.
That's a good spot.
I'm like, I'm a hot guy.
Who's I like?
Oh, oh, shit.
Not bad kid.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
No, no, I'm good on that.
All right, yeah.
You want to do one?
Yeah, I'm not gonna try to throw it.
Yeah, that was wild.
You could hit it on the money though.
He just couldn't bring it down.
Yeah.
Oh, I got good though.
Wait, so wait.
Are you still gonna cook this?
Oh, no.
I mean, you could cook them if you want, but I gotta put the fires with them.
Yeah, if you want to.
I've got no fires.
No, there is.
You've got to turn it on.
Oh, there is fire.
There what?
Yeah.
No, there is.
It's on, bro.
No, it's not.
It is.
I've got to turn it on.
It's on.
You would have left the shit on, bro.
There's no way it's on.
Bro, look, this whole shit is on.
I can see them all turned on.
Oh, look, this one is on.
Look, Dad, we can see the fire.
Oh shit it is
Holy poor blur
We're just a closely low
The secrets of the next to just on the ground
I
Mean five-second rule
You live in Atlanta right
I'm gonna do you out though, yeah.
Let's see it.
Wait, hold on though.
How's your good?
Well, you kind of learned a little bit though.
You don't know if I'm saying
I think that's a sniper.
I think that's a sniper interrupting my shit, bro.
I can see him, they're up there.
That's that neighbor?
They interrupted me.
Are you fucked?
That's that neighbor?
Wait a minute.
You know that.
Oh, oh, oh
You don't know me
When you want me
And for me is the sweetest thing
Yeah, that's it.
When it don't change
If you let it go away
That's not bad. I thought you were about to show.
No, I didn't. I actually thought it.
Wait, so where that monkey comes from?
It's just near the hotel?
Oh, no, he was watching over our high-lipping that died,
because Ron didn't want to take care of them.
I'm just absent.
You good?
Yeah.
You have a connection.
Holy shit, massive raid, party of one viewer.
I hope you had a good stream, bro.
Fuck that raid.
Can't move a raid.
I guess the only place now at the basketball court
Even watching the World Cup
man. Well you're not into football? Not really. I want you to do a little bit.
Oh my god.
You come here when the city say hi to you bro.
Oh my f**k is up. Reggie? Reggie? Yeah hold on.
A folder that you can check.
This over here. Not here. I'm a c**t.
Is that keep that going? Yeah.
Okay. Is there another hot dog? No unfortunately.
I
Think so
So he's just not clever winning I mean I don't work no I don't
He's not a true screen fan like I am
Real I thought you from USA. This guy's just bet on game. This guy's just bet on games
You're not a you're not actually a fan of the sport. Yes. I am you just bet on games and root for the fucking best player
See, but here the thing is you act like you bet a fan. I admit that I'm just becoming a fan
I never I just started watching football during the one cup
No, that's true. That's not true. I've been enjoying the games. I've been appreciating greatness from every single team
I've been genuinely just having fun, bro
And unfortunately name are you know, you know, go bro
Yo
What's up, bro?
Me
I look good now, right?
Yeah, hella hella bitches actually
I appreciate you, bro. Hey, I appreciate you, man. Are you sure right now? Wait, is that? Oh
How you doing? Hey, you're talking to the man. I'm gonna tell you that right now the guy you're sitting next to one of the goats
He's actually saved my life
Yes, he's a he's a whole he's great guy. I'm telling you you got a good one
Shots
Headshots what does headshots mean say whoa, what does headshots mean?
What is headshots?
What the fuck was it?
Not this bitch
The core
We're doing a not in our core. There's a core. I said is the core. I said, you know the color. I say we just go here
Wait, let me see your handshake. Let me see this
This is cool, you make it cool.
You see it?
That's...
No, it's not.
I mean, let me show you.
Do this.
Yeah, you scissor.
That's move wavy, bro.
I don't know.
You don't do it smooth, bro.
You're doing like fairs.
No, it's good, bro.
It's quick easy.
Not bad.
He's Korean, he's Korean.
He's a dog.
Are these...are these crickets?
Did you see all these crickets?
What? No, no, no, no.
He don't listen? I feel like crickets is...
Yeah.
That dog is a...
It's a Burmese crick.
Okay, okay.
That's a crick.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
I don't know why you need a call.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going to do.
Your phone goes correct?
So we hooping, brother?
Wait, what, are we dancing hooping?
I'm down if you're down, bro.
I got to shut up.
I've got to.
I'm going to go grab my shoes.
I'm going to grab my shoes?
Yeah, I got shoes.
They're in the car.
We're showing hooping.
Yeah.
I got shit else to do.
I've got to go.
I mean, at least you want to push me, man.
No, yeah, it's not even that.
I don't want to get asked to try that off.
I'm gonna lose those guys, I need one more right now, bro.
Come home, bro.
I'm not even a loser, man.
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave his car, don't leave his car.
Wait, you want to leave or no?
Okay, just put it on this side.
Oh, fuck, there's a step.
Passing the chat?
What are you talking about?
Decent ass in the chat.
Yo, I got a knife, bro. Is that real?
I got a knife, bro.
Oh, you don't get a knife?
I don't know, bro.
I think everybody gets a knife, man.
Oh, God, man.
Find the chat.
Dean?
Luke.
Oh, he's watching. I was watching.
Oh, D-Synast always watches.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
I can hold this one.
All right.
Well, hold on. Let me grab a gun. Let me grab a shoot for that, bro.
All right, bro.
No change on my mind
But you, you, you, you raked it pretty big
Holy fuck, a nine hour bro
I like chat man
Who the fuck is riding a golf cart?
That's true
Maybe on the court, right?
It was not like shit
Somebody
Somebody
Jaddy, I'm believing in you.
I'm beyond the best.
I prefer the best when I doubt myself.
I'm not even trolling.
I prefer the worst when I'm overconfident,
so I might, I might win.
You're gonna lose.
I'm gonna change the battery, bro.
I
Might as ass to run you to swipe
I think I come in this home court, bro
Another loss?
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I've lost so much to this fucking month, oh, just this fucking
year in general, none of this should affect me anymore, bro.
Maybe I was put on the earth to fucking lose, to show others that it's okay to lose.
And you know what, I'll be that guy, to be honest, it's fine.
I
Know this is why you're gonna be a professor, huh? Yep
But you know
That is that what the Brab is kids does no
I don't know what to do.
Ah, here we go.
I see how much you weigh right now.
Nah, that one doesn't work. How much do you weigh?
120.
No you don't.
Wait, how much do you weigh? I want 30.
How much do you weigh?
I'm 145.
We got the same shit.
That's how I know it.
I'm a little bit walking out of it.
yeah well after agent Jeff I just stopped because I'm a bit shitting
eating whatever plus I've been on a world tour or US tour and traveling and
shit so what's going on in the behind the camera bro I'm trying to open the
water bottle for him bro it's a camera my chemistry I might as well start jerking
I bet you went to he gets to fuck me what?
Oh, yeah, you can fuck me what?
So what if I win?
So what if I win?
You fucking me regardless
I don't want to do any fucking I just want to play basketball
Oh
Yes, you're washed. We're not good anymore
Wait
Fuck, my knee feels bruised.
Alright, the only excuse you can say if you lose is just going to the damaging.
I mean, I am a little sore. I did just go to the damaging.
Why did you go to the damaging, bro?
I'm scared, bro.
No, I'm not scared, bro.
I told you I went home.
Oh, shit!
It's been a minute bro. It's been a minute. It's been a minute
Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna make it a full shot.
Hey, this might be the longest one of you in one of all time.
I need a warm-up roll, like, that's it, warm-up, warm-up.
Hey! Let's go!
Here we go baby!
I'm gonna warm up a little bro!
Five more shots, five more shots!
God damn!
Oh my god!
Harry!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
Is that a hawk?
Oh yeah, we'll go, we'll go, we'll go!
Game 11 once and two's bro. Game 11 once and two's.
I see you gotta warm up
What's up, let's do shots bro give my shots bro
You know you're trolling
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, stay.
That's good.
God damn.
Alright, come on, let's just start.
Alright, good, good, good.
Sheeper ball, sheeper ball.
Sheeper ball, sheeper ball.
No, you shoot.
Alright, good.
Hey!
Alright, guys.
You made the best Asian win.
What the hell was that?
Flank possession.
Damn!
Not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again.
Not again, not again, not again.
Let's do it.
Hey!
Come back! Come back!
You want you want you see me anymore, bro
I
Did what I do
What the...
Yo, Julian, new man has dribble, bro.
Look at you, mad tire.
Where is the three or two?
Where is the two or one?
Where is the three?
One.
Or two.
I don't know.
Is that one?
Yes.
It's one and two.
Yes, it is.
I could have swung over the two.
Why step in the line?
You got two or one?
I'm gonna try it.
Chess set one.
I was a two.
That's not a two.
Another...
What the hell?
They say three, four.
They say that was a two.
They say foot on line.
I don't know.
You gave me two on this one?
What's yours, Chess?
I did.
What's your Chess set?
I don't know.
Yeah, what's my Chess set?
You got my four?
No, no, I recorded on the phone.
Hold on here.
Okay, finish.
He's off the line.
Yeah, he's right here.
No, please.
Step back and then behind the line.
God damn it.
Alright, 4-3, come on.
Behind the line.
That's a 2.
2 is a 2.
4-3.
4-3.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh
oh my god
My ass, man!
What am I?
What's that?
I got five.
Five four?
I don't know if you see it.
This is five four, yeah, five four.
Five four.
Five four.
Hey!
Dude!
What's that?
Six?
It's a B-65
Good one
How's that?
Seven?
Seven bars
That's better.
That's a buddy.
Oh!
BismAllah!
Ah!
Ah!
Fuck!
Shoot.
Hey.
Oh my god.
I'm sick, bro.
9?
Yeah, 8 or 9?
9-5.
9?
Yeah.
10 to 1 here.
10 to 1 here.
I want to retire. I want to retire.
I want six. I want six nine.
What the fuck?
Did not put any gold.
Oh that's good.
What's this?
What the hell is this?
What language is that? Vietnamese?
where is it? 9 what? 9, 6
Okay, so what do I do?
Give me this, and I'll make it, I'll win.
It's eight, it's eight, it's eight.
One, two, ah.
Hey!
Oh!
Oh
That's not your body, Kev.
Oh!
That was a tool?
Yep.
Oh
That was a tool
No, no
No
I've seen us. It's like that was a one. Yeah, I look back at the phone just in the
One more point. One more point.
Help me up, John.
I can wait.
I can wait. I can wait. I can wait.
Oh shit, that was close.
It's a one. It's a one.
It's a one.
Yeah, it's a one.
I can wait.
You got this, bro.
Okay.
Ah!
This will see us!
My ball, my ball!
It's us!
My ball, my ball.
No, no, no!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Get off!
Get the hell out of here!
I gotta get my oxygen in.
I'm feeling my asthma.
That's why I'm like speaking in high-pitched.
My asthma, my chest is heavy.
I can win, bro.
I believe that we will win because we love it. We like it.
I got this.
No!
Where's your move?
Hey!
Beam!
No!
Fuck it!
Game!
You can't do it.
Damn, bro.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
Dude, well...
I'm fucking losing, I lose it everything.
I lose it everything I fucking do.
I literally had it, bro.
I literally had it, but I'm a smoky.
I'm fucking, now I'm fucking losing a bitch.
And this dude, as a fucking tiger,
to Texas, you know I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Fuck this shit.
I'm gonna fuck everything, man.
I just lose, lose, and lose.
Got my chain snatches, ain't from fucking spelling bee.
Then fucking ray.
Oh my God, I can't, man.
Two loaves in the day bro.
Come on bro, what's wrong with me?
Now run the back room, we came to seven.
Run the back room, run the back room.
I didn't do that.
One back?
I bet.
What do you say?
Uh, they say we good.
Nah fuck that, I don't give a fuck.
They said seven-oh coming.
Fuck that, fuck that, come on.
Fuck that shit, come on.
One back, you sure?
Turn your back a little, come on.
I hate you.
I hate you too, bro.
Okay, you're back.
I bet.
I'm back.
Oh shit.
Fuck me all shit.
It's time.
You sure you're not just farming ours?
I'm not far my hours.
If I made this, I'm winning.
It's a zero.
That's the move.
Excuse me.
No! That's me! Motherfucker!
Oh, shit. 30-0.
No!
What the fuck?
No means no.
Shoot him.
You shoot, you shoot it, you lost it, you lost it.
Where's the two up, three, three, two, one.
They said that's a one that was put on the line.
Three up. Three up.
No!
Alright, that should don't work.
Is that a two?
That looked like a two.
I'm gonna wait for Chet.
Five, five, five, three?
They say five, three.
5-3.
5-1.
Gator.
Gator.
5-1.
27.
5-1.
5-1.
5-1.
Gator.
5-1.
27.
5-1.
5-1.
I
Sometimes you have a bad week bro, sometimes you gotta do it bro, this is a bad week bro,
You feel me? It's okay bro.
Oh shit bro.
It's okay Jason.
It's a bad week though. I still got worse a week before.
I know.
No, my bad weeks this whole fucking year bro.
Oh shit.
Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a arm.
Lose the record and lose the rate man.
Fuck me.
Fuck me man.
Might as well get our train running by the fucking Clover boys, man.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Why so mellow?
I'm trying to fucking lose him, bro.
You do have a bag.
Day 3.
Spare the bee first?
Nah, yeah.
And then this?
I don't give a fuck anymore.
I must not want to be one of like 10 year olds.
I don't give a fuck.
No weird shit.
I thought we cut a sight the thing is so
Well, okay, I don't know what here's name
It's just a bad day, but it's okay Jason
You in the push-up eight you feel me the push-up eight. No, no great
Right. I'm only good at fucking push-ups and that's the genetic things cuz my elbows is you know, I don't fuck
Yeah, I'm no one could be me in a push-up fade. No, that's all I got, bro
And that's if I lose that I have nothing to live for
Yeah, genuinely bro. Yeah, right, right, right.
Damn Jason.
Bad week, bro.
Hey, can we still get a TikTok bag edit on my TikTok please?
Just wrap some shit up together.
I don't think you'll get edited, but look at some cool edit clip.
You tell me.
Fold?
Yeah, for a second.
Alright, let's go in and I'm gonna put my shoes up.
You want me to join in the car or you want me to just come in with me?
Yeah, I'm coming with you man.
Well, uh, uh, dumb you, dumb you, dumb you, dumb you, dumb you.
Alright, that's a good one, that's a good one.
Hang on, I'm gonna grab my day in my stream.
What do you mean bro?
After the food bro, after the food bro, you tell me.
I got dropped off and got put in the dump.
Come on bro, come on bro.
Good game bro. I'm a soul loser.
Let's just get some food bro.
I'm gonna have to take you there, you two.
Bro, you're like a pure shooter, man.
You look, you look appear like...
Don't even say it, bro. I don't want to hear it.
You go and stuff, though.
You go and stuff.
I don't need, just say I'm assed.
You don't need to give me that pity shit, bro.
You're fucking assed, bro.
What the fuck is that? You just dribbled around the ball and it just...
It was on bullshit, right?
Yeah, buy some Keto.
We'll stream it, man.
Yeah, we'll need all this, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Here are your reshirts.
Here's your Keto.
Ah!
Oh!
Do you hear me?
Curious ass.
Don't talk to my boy right there.
Thank you, Ray.
Come on.
Don't talk to my boy right there.
You're not playing at all.
Thank you.
Give me your dog shit.
Now I'm not gonna lie next one be one though. I got you. I'm ready. I'm killing your shit.
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. Yeah. Yeah, I like my shit.
Yeah.
I like that.
I don't know what's going on.
Nice.
What the fuck?
I think you got my phone, bro.
Yeah. You know, I look at the far side of things, yeah.
Yeah, sometimes.
You know, I think they will all go to town one day.
She's a matter though
No, you didn't wait when I died, what do you think they're gonna remember me for huh when I die? What do you think they're gonna remember us for?
I don't think they're gonna remember us, but it's okay though. We're leaving right now.
Yo, Suki!
Suki!
Um, mind if I take a water?
You need one too, huh?
I'm good.
You want it?
I actually wish I.
That little I see?
We want to find a reason for it, bro. Like, everything is bigger than the U.S., bro.
You want water?
W Mans, bro. You're a good guy.
Take this.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna have to zip that.
I'm gonna give you a little warm up.
I like room 7.
I really like room 7.
Take it.
No, what the fuck?
Catch the water!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why are you watching?
I'll talk to you quick later.
What the fuck?
Nothing to worry about.
Are you having a goose?
Oh no, no.
It's fucking great.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
What?
What?
You good?
I said imma fuck with you bro. I said imma fuck with you.
I said imma fuck with you.
I said imma fuck with you bro.
I said imma go that way. Never have some noise of whatever you got going on.
You actually didn't do the geisha in japan when we in japan bro
What geisha you believe you have in the anamomo?
You freaking pick up the water.
That we just dragged him
You should completely, oh, don't talk.
What?
Don't talk things.
You compare a bitch?
Why do you compare a bitch?
That's one and two.
You see each other's dick?
You wanna see a video?
No!
Yo, that's gay, you see?
Oh, bro.
Oh, god.
Bro, you ex-op gangster?
Bro, you DL, bro?
He's not gonna protect all these things.
You say you're doing your man's cock in your phone.
What?
No, it's, if you tell me to record.
Wait, what?
He's talking about corks.
I quit it.
Let me let you say it.
Don't miss first.
Let me see.
Let me see some more.
Here you go, Jay.
Look at that.
Look at this top.
You want to go, Jay?
Yeah, let's go.
That's a good call.
Jay, I don't think you want to sit here.
When I go back to PC, he's about to get married.
What do you say?
It's that thing called not married to his friend.
Thank you.
I don't want to give myself out of here, I need a six-hander.
What?
So you have a tariff for you, that whole thing.
I'm a what?
A tariff?
What the hell?
I have a tariff on that.
What do you mean I have a tariff?
You got a tariff?
You got a tariff?
What do you mean I have a tariff?
What tariff?
I guess it came from a work of art.
So I have to keep from Canada.
So if you say international though,
you got to appear in a tariff now.
It is?
Yeah, for real.
Hello.
Fuckin' Martin.
Is that my package?
Is this mine?
Yeah, it is.
This is my name.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Okay.
I don't know.
You gotta go on UPS tracking and make me pay for that.
I don't know what to pay.
I don't even know what I ordered.
Oh, you gotta go online, my dog.
I can't.
We don't take cars.
Is that us?
Yeah.
I gotta pay online?
Yeah.
So should UPS track you?
You should be able to go through this.
What are you saying?
Is it even my package?
Maybe a fan gift?
Just pay the tariff, bro.
Wait, tariff?
It's from out of country.
Oh, yeah.
As far as you should begin.
I don't remember ordering.
I guess I do.
Maybe I do order.
Maybe close. Oh, close.
Oh, I bought some shit on Grilled.
Look at my Grilled Demon now.
train boat dildos. That don't even sound like me. Why you wonder if I'm from Canada then?
I bought some grills. I'm a fashion street.
You guys talking about it? No no no. I was just being suspected.
Hey, I saw a good thing. You know the same thing. Don't worry.
I'll give you a hug but can I borrow a wet? Hey, I'm stinky bro.
You sure? I'm wet. I smell, bro. It's up to you.
It's been a long day.
Got you big up
Thank you
See what I got guys
Apparently they got tariffs now or something yet?
What happened Jason?
Apparently I got to pay tariffs.
Did I bought something out of the country?
Yeah, I got to go.
What is this?
Oh, Boston Needles.
Boston Needles.
Okay.
Yeah, just buy us a new shit.
Just buy us a new shit.
Okay, okay.
New shit?
I'll just go right here.
You all getting a fool I was gonna fool. Let's go, bro. Take your work
That's how I would I want to see you try
Well, I gotta go upstairs
That's okay. I'm grabbing for it. I'm gonna
Okay, right here. Just gonna go cuz either way we got to come back for your car. Yeah
Wait wait, give me one, give me one, two, three,
you're the best there is there?
Not for this shoot, not for this shoot, not for this shoot.
Alright, one more, one more.
What the fuck?
One more, one more.
No, that was best of three, that was best of three.
That was best of three.
That's the series one, that's the, no, no series, pal.
That's the, I needed that.
That's one, six, bro, game three, three, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Bro, how's it going to do?
Get the kiddies broke, bro!
Get this!
I'll see if I can get this!
Oh, I don't know why I do that.
Please, bro.
Please.
El host?
Yeah, El host, bro.
OK, best of the best of the best.
There he is, guy.
Like, like, like you.
Yeah, right, we're not kid, bro.
Why are you in that boat?
You look crazy, bro.
What the, what the fuck?
To feel it.
They're lucky fire.
Don't break them, though.
He's just he's just lost. Oh wait. No, what do you guys do this for?
That's game that series to series three this determines everything
That's not I win three series
Check around. I wouldn't do a series. I gotta speak Taiwanese to you. I'm not huh?
I won the first series you won the second series
Who won the third one?
He won to see the table in the Maybach, bro. We'll get the keys
You want me to go all the way up there with you two?
You just stay there, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you so much.
I have to follow him.
You're behaving.
You're taking Matt Al's recently, huh?
I thought you were...
I mean, I'm used to it, bro.
Yo, I thought you were...
What?
I did say that.
Yo, they say it's just a bad year, I'm sure.
Just a bad year some shit
Why else he lose besides
Everything everything you think of wait, but the cost on the shit's fake. Oh, yeah. Oh, I lost the spelling bee today
Yeah, there's fun. Yeah
I bet
please
well, never mind
I think it's a little bit too much
oh yeah, it's a little bit too much
Jason likes to wait
I see the pixel
yo, why the chat say Jason likes to do fake mad segment
that's a thing
oh, fake mad?
wait, Jason, why the chat call you
you like to do those fake mad segment
where you was faking?
I got to get my glasses so I can't drive.
Oh you can't see?
Can you see your eye?
Not open?
Oh shit.
Jason got CTE from Asian Jeff?
What's CTE?
Pudgy.
I'm gonna put you on here bro.
We're gonna come back?
Yeah we're gonna come back.
I'll be right back.
CTE?
That's it. Like I hear you in the hat and it should start fucking up.
I'll put it right here.
Now, Gigi has a strong sexy.
You got the keys?
You got it.
You got the keys?
You got it.
You got it.
I want to go to the toilet
I want to go to the toilet
I can't hear you
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
I'm going to the toilet
You want to go to the toilet?
I don't want to go
I can't go
Hey Jay, you want to go to the toilet?
Wait, wait, I want to go to the toilet
We're going to the toilet, okay?
Because I need to take this picture
What do you want to eat?
What do you want to eat?
What do you usually eat?
Everyone would do that since then.
Oh, let me see.
What do you got closest to John? They got Chipotle.
There's an Anor Nile, but he's an Anor Nile.
There's no Fod in Calabasas.
Do you have a half of it?
Oh, fuck it.
They don't have Anor Nile in Calabasas.
You know what before I come straight over here. Oh, you already ate. I don't know wait mom your inches. Yeah
Listen, listen
God damn
Cockles I should just think
Come to the web bro. Wait John. You need wait or
We can just go one ingest low-key, you know, yeah
Let me see the mate back bro, bro have ever been to in your mate back?
Oh, now I have it.
Let's say go to Nobu. What the fuck?
He's gonna give me some ass. Are you gonna give up some butt?
I'll go to Nobu.
Don't let me fuck.
Take care, take care.
Yeah.
No, you sure gonna drive? I hear you're a bad driver.
If I had a car today, that would be dead out in my world.
Nah, chill, bro.
We haven't even hit it before with this car.
oh this is yo this is wait sit on the other side for the camera
yeah you gotta scoot back it's because i'll be sitting in the back bro
I
Know this until is sexy
Holy shit
No, I'm mad for a yard. I'm mad for you
Hey, it's white you
No
No, Jason because it's a money, huh? Okay. No bless, bro
You know, I might need a look at everything in life, but at least I drive in my bag. Yeah
Yeah, you driving late that boat.
You're listening mad big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, what?
You're looking the same one?
Nah, I think it's different.
I think finishers.
Order, right?
No, no, we're looking the same one.
No!
This is nice as fuck.
Um, what should we do?
This is a whole fucking...
How does that, a fucking, how does that?
You want some Mexican food?
What do you feel, man, sir?
I don't know.
What do you feel, man?
Whatever you want, bro.
Taco stand?
He's like bothering you or not?
No, no, no, I'm good.
Um...
Taco?
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, they got a, uh,
Jenga and ramen bar.
What?
Wait, they have a ramen bar?
Yeah.
Actually?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got like a close, like close.
Look, this is the same, same exact one.
Which one, which one?
How far? 15 minutes at the time, man.
Wait, there's nothing that goes I can go to there
rum bar
Not a bad shot, bro. I'm down to get a little noodle action
Okay, I
Hope they let us in no, you listen sin. You said won't be going to Atlanta wait this one wait. It's at the mall
This one's at the mall
Okay, let me see, alright, I'm seein' it.
Wait, there's another one that's not out of the bar.
Wait, I don't know if it's open.
Did they miss something?
You wanna go to Pete?
Fuck, I should.
I'm down to go and pay for it.
I'm down?
That's ass?
Pete, have you changed?
You've never had it?
It's like paying to express low-key.
Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.
Oh...
I guess Uber driver talks too much.
You're hardly not tired bro, but when I wake up I saw you're streaming bro, and you still be streaming
I know you got a chop filter on this camera
Yo, I'm looking myself you got the chop you got a chop filter on this camera. What's boys a normal camera, bro
What do you mean chop filter bro, but you always chop you never do good
It's a face. I don't think it's a I don't think it's a camera.
It's a lens, bro.
How? Wait, wait, wait.
How, bro? Wait, let me see.
No, stay away.
Now you have some chopstick.
What do you mean chopstick?
They added the chopstick to the day.
They look good.
No, no, no.
You always look the same.
Oh, no, I look good now.
I just say, oh, shit.
Okay, wait, wait.
Yo, you act like a little bitch, bro.
What the fuck?
fucking mouth
All right, let's go to P.F. Chase
What's this?
What's this?
It's all dirt
Oh
Let me go to...
But you don't want...
That's the mall
I mean, we can go there
Wait, wait, let's the mall
Like, you get bad over there?
I don't know
I don't know if they're left-handed
That's the thing
Oh, okay, okay, okay
Let's see
I don't know
You know what, bro?
I might just start driving with no destination
I'm gonna suck your up. You do a driving I'm doing a research I
Just fixed my rims if I curved something tonight
Don't say I Jason. No, I just I just fixed my crimps wait. What do you think you crash your car?
No, I hate the crumb really bad. How do you think the crib? You need to open your eyes when you drive, bro
I mean, I mean, bro
you don't be open your eyes bro you kind of open your eyes when you drive Jason
I can see it's just the fucking it's a why oh I know why it's like you know I know
why it's too cool for a fucking seat belt in the car G is that you
bro it's because your eyes is going like sideways like like it's like your
PLV is kind of like wider than everybody else so no no so you know how to
So you know, it's for talking away. No, I'm just saying
I'm just saying eyes is kind of like why a little bit gap. That's why like it kind of like you'd be crashing a lot
Is white said eyes is beautiful
Well, I was watching the stream earlier, bro. When you when you were small your eyes don't have don't have the gap
Yes, I about
You know growing up, no one ever taught me how to do my eye-gaps, as soon as I started streaming.
Oh, you look like you're fucking Sid the Sloth.
Oh, you look like a fucking frog.
Oh, this dad and the third.
Oh, you got a little dick.
Oh, you're ugly.
Oh, why is your body so small?
Oh, why you got no ass?
All of a sudden, I developed all these insecurities about myself because I started streaming.
And then here we are today, bro.
Here we are today.
At least it got way back.
Yeah, you're right, bro.
Yo John just a change starter to 1 to 60 while in the car if you can go jail the land fake crazy in there
What I mean, but it hasn't been like five years in the US and you still can't read it to you
Where am I doing that crazy?
I just
I
Fuck I want to go burger
Yeah, I'm with whatever this is closer a minute. I've never been there. Please come down H.I. H.I.H.O
That's a fucking
I don't know. Wait, where's it close because it's him. Okay, then
Wait one for zero shutter. What I mean
I don't know
I know what he's talking about, I know what he's talking about, I bet.
So then like, how did y'all meet?
You mean, like, I was with me, cut?
Yo, bro, this shit, man.
Oh, fuck, yo, yo, the chap.
Chomp.
This is Tinty, that's what he's doing.
Bro, you know I could go like 20 seconds ago?
Um, yeah, one second.
You know, I'd rather not be in the car next time.
This is, bro, this car, man, nice.
Thank you, bro.
I know.
I tried.
I'm more.
Wait, what happened to the all-car?
No, no.
They didn't change the oil in that car for, like, a year
and a half, and traded it in.
Yeah, they traded it in.
But I might have got some new shit, so.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, that's the mine coming soon.
OK.
What car are you driving?
You still got that yours?
Yeah, I got yours, and it's super.
Wait, whose Porsche is that you're driving from here?
I feel, I feel, I feel it.
No, back in Taiwan.
No, we're making those slides.
Oh, I know who this course that is.
I, I, I rent it.
I rent it.
I don't have you for even a bit.
Just focus on driving, Jason.
Okay.
You love your drive life, but crazy.
Yeah, we're good to us.
When I'm behind the wheel, everybody's life is in my hands,
everybody's life is in my hands
no, you trust me driving a car?
I actually do bro
I'd rather be in the back
can I drive on the way back?
ok ok
ok ok
you get the curb right?
ok
everybody's driven this car
this car is kind of big
bro I think it's got mass space back here
My little space back is crazy
This is crazy a lot of people have been in that seat in your suit
My rapper is a lot of musicians
We got here music music
That one max anybody else
Me? Me?
KSI, okay, okay.
KSI, KSI, KSI, musician.
Where's, where's she?
There she is.
Excuse me?
She...
There's a fridge behind you in the middle?
Say what? Say what line?
Where?
There's no fridge.
What is it?
What is it?
Open it, open it.
Open it.
First thing you open it.
First thing you open it, bro.
Oh, shit.
You got somebody in the car.
Huh?
Oh, shit.
What?
Nah, nah.
You got somebody in the car, bro.
What is it?
What is it? What's in my car?
No. No. I didn't. I didn't.
I thought it...
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.
What?
Open in the middle.
I mean my back home, mate!
What's the what?
Wait, wait.
Wait, what do you mean middle?
Yo, I'm just touching shit right now, bro.
You can't open in the middle.
Make it a sin. You open earlier.
No the fridge bro. Oh shit. Let me know shit. We should pop up
Why is not even cold
Calm down Jason. It's only cuz it's a bad week doesn't mean I got a crash car, bro
Like what was this?
You should have V12 bro.
I should have purr.
You ever seen Sports Mono in the Maybach before?
Yo!
Yo!
What the fuck?
I'mma play Sports Mono.
You know what the fuck?
You can hear the difference.
Watch this bad boy.
Yo, there's no Wi-Fi in here.
Watch this bad boy purr.
What's he, 0 to 60 in the Maybach?
Yo.
Yo!
Yo!
I ain't lying that shit was silent as fuck, but...
This is the Wi-Fi
Yeah, it's so it's so my phone say s o s o s o s o s
Because we're in Calabasas
Almost
I think it's no I'll be back. I can see a check we go
another bag you know way to push you got to go to a world cup game bro I should
yeah it's exhilarating you have to go it's very fun she goes to play like you
was fucking open I know English I'm exciting
I did the...
You just stole that shirt.
I did steal that shirt from the Japanese man.
I'm looking to love him, Japanese.
I really held the brand camera in my mind.
Who taxed him? Max? Lop?
No, the fine Lop.
Lop?
Lop.
Raising the team doesn't know.
That's how I mean Lop.
I don't lop, I support the sport.
I'm a fan of the sport. I learned a lot.
If LARPING is running, then I guess I'm LARPING.
But I know you think of these lines before, bro.
What lines?
The fucking people who keep pulling you and LARPING,
so you gotta think of some shit.
Now, people think that's smooth.
That's how you think.
You think, uh, uh, I'm just supporting the sport.
No, bro.
I go with the greatest plan.
Now, when people watch, walker, they watch one team
and they're supporting.
You watch every single team and they're supporting every room.
People watch literally every single team.
No, they don't.
I'm about to watch Portugal, Columbia off-stream.
So because I want Portugal to win, so they can advance.
And maybe we can see an art of Messi versus Ronaldo.
Let's just say do not enter.
I'm probably shouldn't enter.
Why Flaco say Fuitra is great?
What the fuck?
Flaco, get the fuck on my fucking chat, yo.
Wait, you think your accent will ever disintegrate or dissolve?
You think I still got an accent?
I hope your accent never goes away.
I'm just kidding.
Yo, why you don't have an accent?
I was born here, man.
I'm here in America.
You don't care if they're the A's or the B's.
What?
You don't know how to say it in the news.
I did it.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
How about Buddha?
Say about me.
Sure.
Say listen, we're in Calabasas, you know, you got to get a little smile, make sure we get it.
This part is nice.
Probably one thing about LA's back, it's a camera. I think they probably hate cameras over here.
In Calabasas a little bit, because you know, I seen Kevin Hart literally just chilling next to the bars and oboches.
I don't know, boys.
Alright.
Time to eat.
Oh, you should know that. She's got a whiff of a burger, bro.
Got this one.
Oh.
Thank you.
Damn, I'll make that dirty, bro. I need a shirt.
I know how to drive, you see?
Still safe in the car, right?
Not safe.
Drive out here because not a lot of people are out of here.
You know what I mean?
We probably that's the only two Asian streamers, bro.
We got H&F.
Yeah, because I can't.
It's not like the main thing is probably to me and you but who's next who's next
me? I don't know. Raph? My boy Raph? Oh Raph? Oh yeah Raph. I thought that was a baby, so.
All right. Rich has place. I imagine not everybody here is rich as fuck.
I can fucking tell. I miss that Rolex over there bro.
Hey, I'm gonna be honest with you.
You gotta keep a low key because
I can't do this anymore.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, you just said Jesse Jackson was a dog burger, bro.
Come on, come on, bro.
You, you, you, you, you, you put a kiss on yourself?
You're mad crooked.
What's the video?
League of Legends.
Did you get a drink?
Okay.
Can I get a coke, Bobby?
A coke?
A coke?
Wait, thank you.
I'll just have a little more coke.
Do we got to get a Mexican coke?
Where was that?
Let's go.
Where's it at?
Mexican coke?
Where do you want it?
Can't break it.
What's on Gio?
Oh, Gio said he could.
I
See the new walking
Listen, bro for every air makes the W greater so I'm not excited. Okay. I'm gonna stack my L's and so that W hits and it's gonna
Hit 10 times better. Okay
Is the Michigan coke
Okay, it's like this is the same shit
We want to see it right
I've never heard of it before, it's a coke bro, it's just a coke, it's not, it's Mexican Coke, it's different, it's not what you get for the beer.
I bet.
Go in the corner.
Man, it's a little date vibe.
Look, Mexican Coke is different, I had this all the time in Arlington.
Where is Big Man?
Yeah, yeah, try it, try it.
Try it.
What do you think?
Oh, oh, it is a little bit different.
I can't tell.
Are you sure?
Take it away.
I can't, I can't, like, can I say?
It is kind of different.
Can I?
Yeah.
It's like, like, you know, when you drink the coke,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Oh my, I'm a fucking joke, man.
It's real sugar, bro. There's no fake sugar, bro.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
You mean there's no fake?
They say real sugar, bro.
What the fuck are you saying, bro?
Sugar, there's no fake or real, bro.
Sugar is sugar, bro.
And what the hell are you...
I got lemonade.
Okay, wanna try?
Yeah.
I'll let you have a sip.
There's definitely big sugar, it's cougar, uh, cougar, cougar, sugarcane, cougar.
Wait, how'd I say her full name?
Jason Tan Wing.
That's like your government name.
Tan is my middle name.
Jason Tan Wing?
Tan here.
Tan Wing.
Tan Wing.
You know my, uh, my real name?
What's your real name?
Ray Tan Reishi.
虚成蕊
虚成蕊
虚成 虚成蕊
虚成蕊
我是傑森
不是傑森
我是傑森
不是傑森
我从来没有引过
我是傑森
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Come on, man. This is by the whole culture.
I'm a TV
Gigi Gigi
But you say I got a little dick, bro. I understand that's you know, I fucking know
What's up? What's up dog? What the fuck you know?
You think I'm up? No, you're trying to put me down. I'll teach myself. I bet. I don't care what I say. I'm gonna say
I'm a faster than a dude, bro
be like
Do we got good young?
Do we got good young?
She's on she's on
Well, she's a real whore, bro.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You're like...
Do you want to walk with me?
Do you want to walk with me?
Do you want to walk with me?
Do you want to walk with me?
There's a lot of accents with Vietnamese.
Do you want to walk with me?
What does that mean?
You want to tell this girl you're very pretty,
you're like, oh...
You have a guy, you know?
You have a guy?
Oh, you have a guy?
I'm not as long.
You have a guy?
That guy?
I'm not that guy.
I'm not that guy.
That's me.
That guy?
Wait, what does that mean?
What does that guy mean?
That guy means pretty girl.
Two walls.
Sawakong.
Two walls.
Two Sawakong.
Two Sawakong.
Oh, sure.
Two Sawakong.
Be like, two Sawakong.
Do it.
How do you call him?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Duca Kunyang?
Duca Kunyang?
Duca Kunyang?
How do you teach some Americans?
Well, I don't know.
I'm a webber.
I teach in my school.
In your school?
In my school.
In your school?
In your school.
In your school.
What's that again?
That's my...
Latino.
Latino, Latino.
What's your name? Chinato
No Paga
No Paga?
No what?
Chinese, don't pay good
I'm not Chinese
I'm telling you...
Chinatown is any age
Chinatown can be tiny
How do you know Chinatown is like us?
That's what they call me in Texas
They got Mexican people in Texas
Hell
Mexico
I don't know I'm gonna stay
See that's racist
See me on the ground. They keep thinking that Asian so smart. Oh, I'm not even
Wait, I used to be a prodigy. I'm gonna get back
Like I'm gonna be how you got that. How you like know on his belt. It's like grammar or like
My dad used to make me study a lot, growing up, like just words.
I wouldn't even know the meaning to it, I would just know the words.
So he'd make you do all this and then you'd become a student.
I could have fucking became an astronaut, learned how to engineer a rocket.
I could have been the next fucking, I could have solved cancer, probably not.
I could have like been the next doctor, prodigy of a family, but nah.
I decided to do four poses and fucking be a jester on Twitch.
Four poses?
You mean this one?
Yeah, I don't know.
Dude, Dad, ever see that?
My dad, bro, growing up, I made TikToks.
My dad, my whole family, they were like,
what the fuck are you doing?
You're ruining your digital footprint.
You're never going to get a job.
And I said, let's hear what they be doing.
I never, never.
What's the matter?
I never met them.
What about your parents? They're like, they want you to be a lover?
Nah, I've been stupid man. My grades are always bad though.
Yeah.
Your grades good in school?
Yeah, I actually got good grades.
Good ass?
I would go home if I got a B. They would kill my shame.
How like like how were you punished growing up like me I
My dad would make me hold a book get on my knees on the wooden floor
Just hold the book for like five minutes
And it's a whole the boat hold the book on my knees on the wooden floor until like my knees would give out
What the fuck
If it if you got B
If I got a B or if I did like if I set up that
Go under.
Oh.
Yeah, shit like that.
What about you?
Nah, man.
I'm like...
They've been on retarded.
What?
My parents been on...
I'm dumb.
You didn't get punished?
You didn't?
No.
You...
I know I was born.
Yeah.
I remember I fought my dad one day.
Cheesecakes?
I think...
Yeah.
I think I remember I fought my dad one day.
Wait, what are you...
What are you doing?
You were there.
I was like, why would your father?
I didn't have to fight him.
Oh, fight.
Fight, fight.
Who won?
Nah, I forgot.
I probably lost.
I don't lie.
But once I'm my dad, I come back.
I was in trouble with some shit.
And I was talking back.
You know what he did?
He just took his finger, put in my fucking board,
shoved me back.
I pushed it.
I like, like, like, song song, song, cool shit.
Like, awesome.
Yeah, like some Anakin Skywalker shit.
He put a finger around it with the water.
And he just pushed me back.
Oh my god, bro, I was so mad, I remember that vividly, bro.
I couldn't do shit.
I went to my room and just pulled my head in the pillow
and screamed, screamed, bro.
Couldn't do shit.
Wait, so we're in high school?
That's in high school, right?
Or like, that's like, before high school?
Now, it's like middle school, probably.
You still got punishing in high school?
I've had high school, your parents kind of did that.
No, high school is a lot easier.
But middle school is a bad time, bro.
Middle school, I got the grades in middle school.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you a story about high school.
I snuck out one time and I snuck out a lot because my parents were so strict.
So strict parents makes mischievous kids.
All little mischievous, right?
What mischievous?
Like, I'm gonna lie.
Like, I'm sneaky.
I'm sneaky?
Okay.
And then I got injured on my leg.
I tore my ankle and I still snuck out because, you know, this girl was like, yo, sneak out.
And I was like, all right, fuck it, all right.
How to jump the fence.
But I was so loud because the boot makes so much noise.
My dad FaceTimed me when I snuck in the house.
I was like, fuck.
Oh, he snuck in the house.
Yeah.
And I tried to sneak back in.
My dad came out with a fucking shotgun.
Aimed me at me because he thought there was a robber were.
Almost killed me.
I swear to God, it's a real story.
I swear to God.
Oh, what the fuck?
Swear to God, bro.
My dad cried after, my dad cried.
I was felt so bad.
Well, let's say you're lying, bro.
OK, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Wait, you believe me?
You believe me?
You're a jagged one.
OK, it wasn't a shotgun, it was more into the pistol.
It was a pistol, but still, it's real.
You just don't believe me.
What guy do you believe in?
You believe in a jagged?
Bitch, why?
You're just gonna put it on God.
On God, I grew up in a Baptist church.
So I believe in a Christian.
Oh, a Christian.
A Christian?
Yeah. On everything I love you.
You don't be going to like, um, tempo?
Tempo?
Like Buddha?
No, no.
I mean, I'm not a religion, but my mom and dad
used to tell me to tempo.
Dude, I pray.
But I was in the Buddha later.
Oh, fuck yeah, bro.
Let's eat dinner, voice.
I'll grab a friend.
All right, thank you, bro.
I need to wash my hand.
They said nice Asian couple.
Yo, what the fuck's that shit, man?
It's been so nice, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
I can't see re kairi and muddy Spanish all the day all the time
Spanish this all the time see them in this area. There's no more
You don't wash your hands because it acts play
Mother's both food and whooping you watch the man. I watch my hand. I didn't watch my hair
I don't want my hands out.
I'm watching.
Oh, shit.
Let's go, Ray Chat.
So, Gia, how you meet Ray?
Uh, 2024.
I'm Chris's man.
So, when I went to New York, I won something.
I was a kid every day.
I remember it was like, I like you.
I was tied, but yeah.
Oh, okay.
You're chicken on me.
What you think of Ray, like you think he's a good boss?
I love Ray, man.
I love him as a friend.
That's amazing, man.
Yeah, he's a good boss.
If you could change one thing about your boss, what would it be?
He's a man lazy.
Lazy?
Yeah, he thinks it's my fault.
Wow, so he blames it on you?
Nah, he just assumes me.
That's not a good one.
He's a great fucking guy.
Huh?
Nah, he's from a hot drink you want.
He's talking highly of you, bro.
I love you.
I love you.
I appreciate that, bro.
Nah, you look good, bro.
on this bite boys, finish this one
oh my god, this is good man
not even good
that's good bro, let's bring them
wow
Mmm, mmm.
It's for the weekend.
Yeah, yeah, bussing though.
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Let's get down for a bit.
Oh, shit.
You got a fucking uniform today?
No, man.
I didn't know they were rich.
They were homing? Okay.
Okay, I know how you grew up, though.
Like, your parents are so stupid about everything I say.
That's an Asian pancake, though.
My gosh, this is good.
It's a lot of things, you know that?
It's nothing like a good burger. I haven't had a burger in a while.
This is a bad look.
You know, we're gonna have a pretty shitty day.
We're gonna have to go board again.
I think I gotta enjoy the food with the bro.
What's the next for you, man?
You know, what is this about?
This is how it was used, though.
That's like...
Not my way.
Wait, am I trippin' or did two black men pass by
and then this dude said just,
no, no, no, I said, we had an animal.
They look at us like we specials on shit.
Oh, see, come and do that, bro.
I didn't know I said, you can't do that.
I didn't tell, I did not mean that way.
I can't eat that part though.
Mmm, yum.
That's a good eating though.
Oh, I've never had this before.
It's a mad good.
What's next for you, Ray?
Huh, that was life?
Yeah.
He's...
Oh, whoa, whoa. Too fast, too fast.
Wait, how old are you?
20.
You're 20?
Yeah.
Oh, you're a baby, dude.
Well, we said we were 12.
22.
We got two years older than you.
Yeah, oh, six?
Oh, five.
Wait, so you're about to turn 22?
21.
Wait, when?
October.
Damn, man.
What's your birthday, May 9th?
Oh, oh, what's your past?
Congrats.
Three more something to do?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,
ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,
ten, ten.
That's too old.
Oh.
You want a younger?
I'm gonna have young kids.
My dad had me when he was like 40 something.
Now he's old as shit, and I'm only 22.
So you don't want to be...
I want him one day, it's like Lebron
to be able to hook with Ronnie.
I want to be able to hook with my kids one day.
I want to be able to still be able to...
like...
You only have something to stream?
Hell, I don't care.
Hell, I don't care. Whatever my son want to do with you.
You can't say hell no, though.
Whatever he wants to be, I'll support it.
I'm sorry.
If you got a daughter, it'll come out like she'll talk to us.
How do I know you better ask us?
So which one should we both do?
Jason or Tata?
Jason, man.
Jason, what about you?
Tata.
Why you got your finger on a mute mic, bro?
Why you got a finger on a mute mic, bro?
Why you got your finger on a mute mic, bro?
He's WMAS.
Wait, but seriously, why?
Why thought Dr. River gets none?
Oh, music, man.
I'm just kidding, he didn't say anything.
He didn't say anything.
Back clip, back clip.
What's the thing about that as a back clip, bro?
No.
Wow.
No, you have a chest.
I have a bow.
So you'd rather get your seat high.
High.
That's not all so bad.
I'mma end the fucking game son, I'm not done.
Alright, back.
Alright, let me know if there's...
Alright, no question.
Ah, yeah, no question.
You in the middle of Duke Dennis and Marlin. Marlin in front of Duke Dennis behind you.
Am I walling? Am I walling? Am I walling?
Wait, what? I'm not walling?
No, no, watch your follow.
Listen, Duke Dennis sit in front of you, Marlin behind you.
Nah, fuck that. Duke Dennis behind you, Marlin in front of you.
Y'all all bricked. You gotta eat a scoop back and scoop forward.
Wait, what do you...
And then, it's like no matter what, I'll touch a dick.
I'll probably do back and forth.
Oh
Oh my god
I
Didn't say I'm the case on
What the fuck no well never I
Never get you kids to do it on accident. I know you have to do a case in the Clover house, bro
I know just randomly you walk downstairs half naked fucking Tyler just come out of nowhere smack both in fucking bones
You've got and then where I come out of nowhere, and he's like
And then y'all start kissing this shit
W5
I'm projecting
They be kissing my four-eyed shit, though.
Like, how do I do them?
They be kissing my four-eyed shit.
That's love, though, bro.
I don't get it, though.
That's D.L.
Oh, oh, oh.
Wait, you got a set?
You sure me?
Sure me?
I don't know, bro.
You talking to a professor?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
They say Jason can kiss V.C.s belly before.
Huh?
I've never kissed Lacey's belly.
What?
Ah, what?
Hell no.
He's nice to his belly.
That is disgusting.
I rubbed his belly.
Never kissed his belly.
I have.
I don't even remember that, bro.
That ass.
That doesn't even sound like me.
All right, bro.
We've been doing K-Shift.
We're not really K-Dog.
We know, we know, we know, we know, bro.
OK.
OK.
That's all Max and his endeavors.
I'm out.
Bro, like, he pinked a, bro.
He pinking.
Strokes, bro, back in the Jersey days,
there's a clip he pinked a, bro.
I literally seen him give, you again,
just give him strokes, bro.
That's all I'm saying, OK.
I see some whatsoever clip in that, bro.
I've been living in the fire right now.
Luke Dennis literally gave Max strokes.
I'm a firetrip rider.
I remember saving my phone.
Luke is behind you.
Classic.
Ah, look.
Come on, bite.
I thought I was talking about women.
I don't like women.
I don't like women.
Ha ha ha.
Why you got that in here, bro?
Look.
It's what you think they are, bro.
It's what you think they are, bro.
I've never seen...
Hey, I've never seen them.
How are you gonna save?
No, it just... it just popped out.
It's a creep that popped out, bro.
No, no, this is his favorite.
Why are you bookmarking the suit?
Tabi, come here.
Come on.
Yeah, that's the other way, dude.
Me, dude.
No, no, no.
It's like...
Did you say that earlier?
No, no.
Did you say that earlier?
No, no, no.
So, so, so you're doing...
Ah, so, what do you do in my match, man?
Okay, bro.
I've been said it.
I don't know.
That's not saying, bro.
Oh, that's nothing, bro.
You see, I've been doing,
we be doing, that's nothing, bro.
You see what we be doing here?
I'm not alive, we're not getting any strokes or anything.
You don't know what I'm in, what I be doing, bro.
I'm a fine clip right now.
No, you don't have to show me, bro.
I just creeped up, like, you don't have to.
I didn't.
It's okay, just creeped up.
No, you don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to.
I'm gonna show you what I'm doing.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Are you happy now?
No, it's okay.
You're happy, you're happy.
I'm gonna show you for like, respect.
You happy now?
you
you
you
you
you
You have to do one thing. You gotta swap phones
That is no no no content for you
But I don't like I look man. Oh my god, wait wait all the emotion wait so like I've seen you around here
Oh, I don't log in.
It's like, hey.
You know, you know, Rekai?
What?
That's me.
Rekai?
Yeah.
Rekai?
No, Rekai looks like a ninja to me.
Oh, shit.
Rekai, bro?
Rekai is fucking great.
Rekai had to do with, like, the teeth that go all the way out here.
Yo, that's bro.
That's fucked up, bro.
He's just waiting for you.
I'm messing with him.
I'm messing with him.
That's fucked up, bro.
But yeah, I got you, bro.
Hey, great job.
You want me to take it?
Yeah.
All three?
All three?
I mean, Rekai, too, he's fucked up.
Hey Ray, get in here, bro.
Hey, that's good, man.
That's good, that's good.
Hey, can I say something?
What?
I look great together, oh god.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm a fucking stupid hero.
That's what I do, bro.
Hey, put your arm around here, bruh.
What?
Terrorist.
I like that, bro.
I like that, don't you, Jason?
I like that, bro.
He's gonna do it.
Huh?
He's gonna do it.
Huh?
He didn't do it.
Yeah, he did it.
You didn't see it?
He did it?
So he did it.
Yo!
The last second he did it.
He hit the corner.
Oh, yeah.
You're a good wingman, bro.
Damn.
He's a gay?
Imagine that's his sister?
Imagine he's gay?
So, bro, he's just walking around with his medical glasses.
Yo, why you got a metaclassic on, bro?
Huh?
Why we got a gypsum?
Why we got a gypsum?
You're a gypsum.
You're a gypsum.
You're a gypsum.
You're a gypsum.
I got a metal glasses on bro.
Huh?
I got a glasses on.
The regular.
Are you recording?
Yeah, you want time?
Can I record you?
Yeah, you want a camera?
I'll record.
Uh, look, put him on.
Let's say, hey, Meta, start recording.
Hey, Meta, start recording.
Cool.
Cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, it's the last one.
Imagine being a 10-man, 10-man, 10-man, 6-man.
This is what I gotta do.
It's a lucky company.
Get an angle.
Get an angle.
Let's get an angle.
I
See a new glasses up that it's actually how other people are so I don't do agent
No, that's not they do I should have got you what what how do a
What brother he's saying that we see the word like the agent like this
Yeah dude.
I'm so tired of you.
Wait, I have a question.
Thank you dude.
Yeah, how did you get in the community?
Don't come in.
Wait, are you going to tell me I don't fucking belong here?
No, no, no, no, like indicated when we were little kids.
Oh, I thought you meant to call me a seat warrior or something.
No, wait, like taking me?
What?
What are you talking about, like taking me?
No, there was like some shit like in my community that really screaming up to the
Ah, um
Oh
We can you shout out to Lynn at the end probably not
No, shout out to bro. Shout out to bro. Thank you. I'm still
I'm so tired, dude
I'm from white
How much of that?
As long as I stay here for like 10 days, 10 days, I'll become white.
I'm a grown-up, but low-key want to be white.
And then I realized, bro, I fuck with being Asian.
You know I didn't get my first puke till 8th grade?
I was a late-ass boomer, bro.
I think I got my first puke like...
6th grade.
I don't have an eighth grade, I don't have a sixth.
Eighth grade was my first grade.
I think I'm like eighth grade too.
That's not late.
Eighth grade is not late.
Eighth grade is late, bro.
Bro, you know, bro.
I was a lay-ass boomer.
I was a squeaker up until tenth grade.
But you know, the first year, that grew up in your pubes?
Huh?
The first ever year that grew up in your pubes.
What?
No, the first year ever grew up in your pubes.
I'm the only here that grew up with pews.
What about your first puke here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about your first puke here?
Now, you've even got to cut that shit.
No, no, no.
I wanted pews, bro.
What the hell?
I thought I had that condition,
like, you know, any milanakis?
You know that shit where, like, you don't go through puberty?
I thought I had that shit.
I didn't want, I didn't want, my shit wasn't growing.
I had no pews, I had no arpere here.
I was short of shit.
I was scared.
Oh, there's one time like seven great six
Yeah, I said great bro. It's a summer. I beat my me so much the next day much is not leaving
He's one
I'm not even trolling bro. Yeah
Yeah, I need to go doctor. Let's go. Let's go. It's not like beating but but but but the P is kind of like
The color is kind of weird. I don't know how to just fuck this guy
Nah, he's not gonna be lying. That's not real, bro.
That is real, bro.
I beat my shit so much.
You know, you know, in summer, you just don't got shit to do.
Right, like, in high school, summer, you don't get shit.
You just finish your old game.
Yeah, I mean, I did the same shit, but to the point where it bleeds.
That's not even real. Like, did you just not know how to jerk off?
What the fuck? What are you talking about, bro?
Nah, nah, nah.
Wait, you a hoodie gang?
Like, like, like, my hoodie's still there?
Yeah, it's still there.
Wait.
You stay here?
You think I should cut it?
What?
Hold on.
My dad said don't get my...
No, I never cut it, no.
I try to shoot.
I don't know.
You know what?
Put it in your bag.
Yeah, I don't fucking know.
Okay, okay, okay.
You tell me.
Wait, wait, wait.
You should go back.
No, I should go back.
Oh.
You should go back?
I have you now.
If not, you gotta cut it, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I shouldn't go back until I was like 14.
No, I'm worse.
Huh?
I shit them going back
around one side
like like
nice way bruh
I didn't know you should
you need to do it
I'm telling my friend tell me
my bad number tell me
me too
yeah and my friend told me
oh I stop doing that shit
so you had cheezy dick
wait wait
when you put it back for the first time
it burn like shit right
oh my god
you know it shit burn bruh
I thought my dick
I was thinking about that bird that I bred on my body.
I was like, shit, shit, shit, bird.
I was scared.
I was going to shower.
I was scared.
Yes.
Oh, my god, man.
Bro, no, I was not able to relate to anyone with that.
Bro, at least I made you relate to him.
That's fine.
That's fine.
So you're sensitive?
Right now?
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, every single day?
Like, you got better, right?
Yeah, it was sensitive.
Yes, yes.
It hurt.
It hurt.
Yeah.
You know, big chunk of, like, a cheese can.
Can I just pull it open the thong?
Oh.
You guys pull it open the thong?
That's a fire song, yeah.
No, I pulled with the song.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Pull it open the thong.
See that shit.
Pull it open the thong.
Open the thong.
Oh, OK.
OK, dude.
Baby, what you want?
Hey, dude.
OK, dude.
Oh, he's talking about Max Song.
Yeah.
You both say Ian.
I'm good with that, yeah.
Yo, Starz, it's Sadie with a sub-reaching.
What the hell?
I'm gonna pull up a bit of thong.
That's your fire, I know.
Yeah.
Anyways, yeah, I, I, a chunk, a big-ass chunk,
when I first put it down.
What, what, what, what do you mean chunk, man?
What's that, like, just,
break a cheese, Hank?
Oh, what do you mean?
When I went to the brick of cheese, it was just crazy.
When went to me, I chucked.
I swear to God.
It was just what you mean.
Like, before I pulled it all the way down,
it was just a big circle under it.
And I thought I had a deformed cathode.
I swear.
But when I put a bag of big chunk in it, I was like, ooh,
it's normal.
But then I just rinsed my shit every single night
until it stopped being sensitive.
Yeah, that's how I do it too.
I remember, I haven't even fucked like some, sometimes.
I, I, I, I, I haven't even fucked like two hump images over.
Bro, I came off cuddling before.
Huh?
You said, what?
It's real shit, bro.
You said you come before.
I off cuddling.
Wait, what do you mean?
Off cuddling, bro.
Off cuddling.
Off cuddling?
Off cuddling.
At least I got my one hump.
I know what I'm putting out is over there one home. Oh, yeah
Of company, you know
It was
Yeah, you got better though
Oh company
First ever cuddle session. I was nervous as fuck nerve is going through my brain my nervous system in my case your first girl
First girl.
The first girl?
Yeah.
Wait, so, you called, man. What did you say?
Oh, shit. I didn't say that.
Did you act like nothing happened or not?
No, that's what I did. We kind of...
Went to the bathroom.
Clean up. Go back.
You forget or not?
No, I'm not.
Wait, so she...
Oh, she don't know?
Went to the bathroom, cleaned up. Go back to kind of...
Oh, ha ha ha.
When it's a telling state, she still
don't know you come that day.
You didn't tell her?
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Well, how to fit when you first time put, like, in there?
Like, how do you feel?
If you're in a new world, right, like for me, you feel like,
oh, shit.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Fuckin' me.
I was like, um, me and I was about the first time.
No.
I couldn't nut.
Hmm?
I couldn't nut.
What do you mean?
I couldn't, man.
Ass?
Yeah.
Like, I couldn't, man.
Like, you don't feel nothing?
Nah, I mean, I felt it, but like,
I genuinely couldn't, like, finish it.
Are you not having a heart?
Or like, are you?
Nah, I just hit one of these, I just...
Finish.
Oh, shit.
I was just kidding.
What the hell?
At least I did it, bro.
Yeah, I just...
You should get it freaky.
I'm getting uncomfortable, bro.
Yeah.
Nah, it's a man total.
It's some real shit though. It's some real shit.
It's some real shit, bro.
Nothing real. Nothing weird is man.
It's time to go though. Yeah, it's better.
You guy, bro. I'm gonna take the drink, bro.
Oh my god, man.
I'm on the side, bro.
I'm on the side of it.
How you doing, bro? Good, buddy.
Wait, are we on stream? Yeah, yeah.
No, it's not stream. It's not stream.
Jason, how are you? Chillin', bro.
That's the meet you, man.
For real?
You're rich, huh?
Yeah, take a low-tape, bro.
Right below you.
Oh, shit.
Put me on shit.
You got a car?
Ooh.
Rich ass boy, man.
I hate that.
I hate doing this kid, man.
How old are you?
Oh, my god.
Maybe I'll go to the school.
Well, that's crazy.
I met friends at the mall.
And now I'm in.
How old are you?
I don't know.
Yeah.
How old are you, bro?
I'm 17.
He's fucking grown at 17-year-old, bro.
I'm 15.
OK.
How'd you get back, right?
Yeah, man, it's my shit.
Yo!
Man, I look at it like...
You made me famous, bro. Man, two-touch ticket down, bro.
Ah.
That's far, man.
Yeah, you know what's good, I spoke to you.
Oh, oh, I don't need to talk to you.
I look at it like you had a first-hand video, bro.
I was like, you're talking to him, though.
Yeah, did you have a POV in?
I had the best POV.
Oh, my God.
You post it on TikTok?
Yeah, but it got taken down in the first few minutes.
I think I saw it.
You got it.
I saw it. I think I saw the POV.
I like it.
You'll see it.
He stopped, right?
Now he's waiting to stop.
Yeah, and then the music.
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
You see what I'm talking about?
Yo, what's up you doing, like?
Oh, shit.
I got my house shirt.
See, look.
Stop screaming.
Street Mom, all life, bro.
All life?
I like the grind, bro.
I'm working the internship this summer.
I'm starting the grind.
Start your name is Ian, right?
Ian?
Ian?
That's not what I look like.
I'm asking.
I'm asking.
I'm asking.
No, no, no.
Alex.
Alex.
Adam?
Okay.
Alex.
Alex.
Alex.
Okay.
That's a C.
C.
You know what I'm saying?
Not X.
Okay.
You see it.
You know this video?
Hey, I saw that one.
You saw that one?
Oh, yeah.
I think I saw this one.
Yeah, I saw that one.
Because I'm crazy break, I'm gonna lie.
Yeah, I'm so crazy, right?
Yeah, I saw that.
I saw that.
That wasn't even that close to the other.
In real life bro, I mean
I just know you're mad rich
Now we get it look you look you bro, let me put the house where my green neighbors
I'm back close.
Thanks. Appreciate it, bro.
Sebastian, what's up?
Keep bothering you?
Keep bothering you?
Bro, is he performing you, bro?
We're good. We're good.
He's good. Everybody's good.
Where's your bro?
No, I'm sure.
Now, one more. Your eyes are closed, bro.
I'm not gonna close that thing.
Your eyes are closed, bro.
I was looking at that.
Appreciate it, bro. Appreciate it.
I get to meet you, man.
I get to meet you, man.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Jason, I'll do some things.
I saw you, bro.
I knew you were bad, funny, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
God, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
I appreciate it.
God, man.
I got you.
I got you.
We saw one photo on that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll look it for you.
Yeah, we'll see you there.
Look for me.
Oh, y'all was hoping?
500 million.
Oh, come on.
500 million.
Oh, God.
Hey, that's a lot.
You're going to tell me the uniform was black cheese, brother?
No.
Look at that, though.
I'm sorry, man.
That's the photo.
You're not winning the World Cup, though.
You're not winning the World Cup, though.
I'm not USA to win. I'll be honest with you.
Fred's going to win. Fred's going to win.
Fred's going to win.
Alright, let's do a good one.
Jaden London.
Jaden London?
Yeah.
Wait, who's the one we're doing?
Come on, Fred. Let's get in here, bro.
Wait, can we do the high school leader?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, who's the good leader?
Yeah, look, you only got YT.
Oh, okay, okay.
Alright, man, who's the one we're using?
This one.
Alright, back one.
Wait, can we do it with the high school pose like that?
Oh, is it good?
All right.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Wait, wait.
Where?
At Branch.
What's that?
At Branch?
No, at Branch.
It's a park.
I'm there
I'm there
I'm there
They gave it to me and I gave it to you
Yeah, yeah
Listen, my card's down right now, it's just not...
It's almost so far, but it's awesome
Give me the dollar, bro
No, no, no, please
Oh, yeah, I bet, I'm gonna take it
Alright, fine, thanks
Hey, thank you, I'll take care, man
Wait, look who's going the same way.
We're floating up on the ground.
Oh my god, that's a big arm.
I promise.
Yeah, we're running.
I thought sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I be featured on the way back?
Oh, yeah.
Um, no, next year.
Next year.
I'm back over now.
I'm an Asian brother too, I'm tired.
Okay, that's fine.
The reason I picked the money is because I don't know they're rich.
But it's a dollar.
I'm a little bit of a dollar.
Wait, you want to tip me?
You want to tip me?
Yeah.
You want to tip me?
Can I log the nation?
Can I log the nation?
We should.
Can I log the nation?
We should.
Can I like the nation?
Can I like the nation? Huh?
I'll give it to you.
Now it's even.
Alright.
I'm going to take you back.
I'm going to take you back.
Alright boys, you all have a good night.
Thank you.
I'm there, bro.
I'm there to bring my mate back.
The vibe is very different from Atlanta.
You can smell it rich.
You can't you can't you can't smell it rich everybody here
Bye
No
No, you might know who you have this I'm beyond it
I
Can go look there. No, yeah, young thing. I feel we watching up on a night far
Yeah
but a good day also that's what it happened it now you really grind it
but how long you streaming for yeah I'm tired bro you're just between for like
the 15 hours bro yeah I'm going to studio to dinner
what do you mean? I don't need some music bro
next time music?
you really are a grinder bro
Kim, where's the last sign to do a 10-ohs stream, bro?
Kim, name that.
Where's the last sign to do a 10-ohs trial?
I'm not lazy, bro.
Bro, Ray, to be honest, bro, you've got a clock in tonight, man.
Go home and hop on desktop for some shit.
Yeah, but how long is it?
I'm not even that far.
How far are you from here?
Far or no?
The hour.
50 minutes.
Damn.
Thank you for coming, dude.
I should tell the bros, bro, you know.
You might get a move.
Ah.
Yeah, there's no way everybody wants to move out here, though.
It's expensive, bro.
Not gonna lie.
It's expensive out here.
I should tell the bros, bro.
Might be a move, man. I don't know, bro.
I feel like, wait, do you stay out here more than I let him?
He's gay, man.
No, no, we stay at Anaheim.
All right, you hear it?
Huh?
He's gay.
What?
Just a whisper about over here.
Can I say, hey, gay, you know what I'm mean?
Yeah.
Hey, hey, Ella?
Hey, gay.
Gay?
What is gay?
No, don't say it, but hey, gay.
Hey, gay?
Oh, shit.
What do you mean?
Wait, what do you mean, hey, gay?
No, no, no.
Oh.
Nah, it's a word.
You go.
Wait, am I saying like a bad word?
Wait, did I just say like a slur?
Uh, you're the real one.
Are you sure?
Yeah, you didn't know.
It's not bad. It's not bad.
It's just a Mandarin word.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Wait, can you tell me if that means you're arm or a fucking spamer?
You just said arm.
No, I didn't, bro.
You said he said nigga something.
No I didn't.
That's a hard one.
That's nigga.
Why would you...
go there?
Ain't man doing wrong, son of a...
That doesn't make it any better.
I mean we never...
I mean, bro, we saw the clip before with you like...
Y'all didn't bro, like...
No!
Come here.
You know the clip?
That's not the hard one.
It's nigga bro, you good.
No, that's a hard one.
That's me.
Bro, you should...
Bro, I just heard Ray say it.
And he knew what it meant.
No, it's just a war.
It's a mandolin war, bro.
It's a mandolin war, okay?
It's a mandolin war.
What do you mean it's just a war?
It's a mandolin war.
I think it's a mandolin war.
It's a mandolin war.
It's a good day, bro.
It's a nice car, bro.
No cap.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
It's a nice car, man.
I'm glad you made an experience,
made back
Did I take a made-back virginity or you've been in a made-back before I'm being made back before
I just now being finished
But you can only see four people
Holy shit, bro. What do you got to do out of this?
I'm not going to show you today, bro.
Call it a day? How long you streamin' today?
I mean, it's shit to do. If I get some shit to do, I'll stream.
It's a good-ass day today. I ain't gonna lie.
It's been a beautiful fucking day. It was an amazing day.
Thank y'all for coming, bro.
Y'all made my day better, I'll be another.
Thank you, bro.
Even though you dropped me off in Bass Bonnet,
I had another hell of a fucking...
...backpack full of L's.
We bonded over something special, man.
We didn't, because we bonded over something great.
And it made me feel better on the inside.
I appreciate it, bro. Seriously.
Shout to Ray, shout to Gio, shout out to...
So, shout to Ray, shout to Gio, shout out to RQG.
RQG?
RQG.
RQG.
RQG there.
RQG.
That's my spank right there.
WG.
WG center.
We're going to go home and stream.
And we're going to maybe jerk one and go to sleep or something.
That's what we do, and we're doing every day tomorrow.
How are you liking it, Ava?
I killed the car.
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, LA?
Oh, I love LA, man.
Love the weather, love the people.
You know, just expensive.
Just very expensive.
50% taxes.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
What the fuck?
I
Fifty percent
I thought you'll fucking take fucking up with Tom
The more you pay tax the more you miss my fucking turn do you you don't want to come back
I'm sure you always dream about King of Oz Pills, but I got to respect that for a while.
Don't put it on, should I come?
I gotcha.
Damn, man.
Last time, at night, there was a bear here.
A bear?
Yeah, like an actual, like, black bear.
A big one when I smoke?
Big one, bro.
Well, I don't know if it was a cub. It might have been a cub and that means there's like, um,
a momma there. Let's see if we can spot a bear or a deer. I almost ran over a deer going down this
hill. We got deer in land though, but like, you don't see any momma down there.
It's got clean as hell as at night I saw a scene I can't I can't to be rich
man like they call it this bro you can't be rich
this car is crazy nice but you driving yours yeah I'm not made back though I it
He caused the same.
Okay.
How much did you get your ears for?
I know my show's killing you.
A little less, but still.
Yeah, bro.
I made it.
We fucking made it home.
In peace.
No curbs were hit.
God.
Life couldn't be any better, bro.
All right.
I appreciate it, bro.
I'll probably cut a cake, bro.
You put an answering to it.
I bet chat W. Jason the chat man. I'm about to go in but tomorrow you better just in here
Yeah, I'm not here, bro. I'm just let me know if you need anything text me, bro
safe to go. A. G. O.
See you again there.
Alright, let me do my outro quick for me
Chat W. Jason man. I need a fucking P.
So I just have to P right here?
shoulda peed in the light life I want to feel the air though I feel like how the
whip might take out and just feel the LA air bro but I mean the air bro
this next
yo this is so nice
fucking tired man fucking tired man oh my god
Alright chat, great fucking stream today.
That's Toppin' a Ray Irelia man.
We are here, great fucking vibes today.
I love y'all man, I love y'all, I'm on Raiden Barrel, see ya.
Maybe I'll write it one viewer Andy. Maybe I'll write a one viewer Andy chat. Which category?
Just chat it.
Sam, BR girls.
All right, I'm all ready. Let's see.
It's Raph's birthday. Deadass.
And then I want your steak and my birthday
I
You're liar liar liar liar
All right, let's keep going. Oh
Let me know what would I just click I feel speaking
Or she has Spanish
Fuck.
No, no, mi haña, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, how do I get back here?
No.
I
Choose
My boy right here, man
Hey, fuck it, yeah, I'm just gonna rate him
I'm dead. I was just gonna rate him. I'm not even gonna type in his chat or anything. I'm just gonna slash raid. Oh
I love you. I brought go show him some love. He's kind of man
He got for watching I'm live tomorrow
We got a game night tomorrow with the core guys in the next day France v. Portugal
Well, France versus Norway with you key. Amen. We got all these watch parties all the iris
Hey, this desktop to balance out the whole World Cup tour
been beautiful even though we lost the fucking spell of the year I'm getting my
get back okay but yeah it's been fun and and I'm stacking L's right now so that
debut feels just 10 times better or maybe I'm coping I love y'all I'll see y'all
tomorrow. Good night, everybody.
Wait, why is Ron the same? Wait.
Bro, the raid better go through, dude.
I canceled the raid. Yo, if I'm not getting 100 gifted from Ron,
Yo, if I'm not getting a hundred gifted from Ronnie son
Three bullshit no he better go down and start humping me he better come down here to start humping me play they could
Be right bruh
Hey man, I know y'all wanted this, thank you for reminding me, I'm just going to restart
the raid.
You don't hold me, when you hold me, Kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest day
don't change if I had it my way you would know that you are you look at me that I need in the morning
you make me a little man when it's boring won't you give yourself to me I just want to see I just
I'll restart the raid, I'll give it.
Where's my capo, where's my capo bro?
Where's my capo, bro?
Oh my god.
No. It got lost.
No!
There's no way I've lost it, bro.
It has to be here.
No!
No!
I need that shit a lot.
I need that, bro.
I need that, dude!
He just lost.
Right behind me.
How do I lose it, bro?
It has to be here.
It has to!
Okay, I have to go into the laboratory.
I think it's a little bit of doctrine because that is a very important, that's a very important thing.
What?
No wrong children stuff, oh god, really, it's a piece of cake.
I
Niggas know they need to stop
Now I'm standing at the top, that's how
Now you never seen a top
See there, can't park in line
Looking like a city parking lot
In the talks when I walk by
Like you know, so when we talk, they drop
Yeah, yeah, I'm comin' with the walk
God, niggas not poppin'
Fuck it, then she goin' shoppin'