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Aska will be pulling up again. Um, what are we gonna do shit?
Go to little toke go to Japan or some shit. I don't know bro. Go smoke. This guy's already telling me to do drugs
What push your fade brother?
Get arrested
All right, all right. Yeah. Yeah, but we're gonna go back to Walmart and impress them now. I'm just kidding. Okay. I'm just kidding
But yeah today
What are we gonna do shit mad content plan?
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Did hear Wendy's drop a
Minions
Minions meal
So you know I'm saying I got my minion outfit a little throwback might go get a little Wendy's I didn't eat yet today
Because that's why I'm not bloated
We good son. Oh matter of fact, bro. Let me uh, let me hit. Oh
shit
I just got a text message from Bob. Y'all know Bob is the Japanese guy
I I be parroting I might go to the Japan Brazil game with my boy Bob, bro
He just sent me his number
Let me text them right now.
Yo Bob this is Jason hello.
The minion?
Who is that?
This dude I'm gonna show y'all.
I'm gonna show y'all.
I don't even know what Bob's real name.
Freaky Bob?
No, no, no, no, no.
Bob Japan.
My boy Bob, bro
Bro me and Bob by the link up man
We better link up go to Japan. I mean I go to Japan go to Japan versus Brazil
That's good fucking link ups. I'm gonna be going to Houston. What and when is the pill, Brazil?
The pain versus Brazil
On the 29th going to H-town going back to Houston, bro, I realized, bro
I don't even need to get a hotel in Houston. I got family in Houston. Okay, um, so yeah me Marlin
Yugi hopefully
And Bob hopefully
We can go watch the game together
And I will be rooting for Japan. Okay, Japan the dark horse. All right, everybody is against Japan
Oh Brazil one of the best teams in the World Cup
Now I'll be I'll be rooting for the dark horse Japan
We deadass beating Japan
You're Vietnamese
Yes, I know but bro. I see the Brazil Japan. I'm rocking Japan
Rockets are pink. Um, oh nice, bro. It's been a while since I've been on desktop. I might have forgotten that stuff, but I'm down to click on link, but I'm streaming. What do you mean keep it down? I'm working. I'm working. You're not going for a run. You're not going for a run.
You're not you're not going for that. I guess this guy's going for a run, bro. I guess this guy's going for a run
The guy just ate boy slop and said it
He's going for a run diamond gin mindset. I mean bro to be honest with y'all. Did y'all watch the core ex diamond gin video?
Who is the worst one check his tweet
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Run
So y'all want to say I didn't do shit at the diamond gym, but Ron went to the diamond gym to do fucking burpees
Okay, but I'm going back in July on stream with Jinxie, bro. Does how do you even know about this? I got something to prove now
Oh, he called already oh
Oh man knocking a lot of good fucking luck good fucking luck
This guy's going for a run though going for a run
Yes, bro. This is what I was doing when I wasn't sure man. I was working really hard
for four hours no bro can you put one and two and three and four together and
add it all up bro that equals seven brother I'm not filming TikToks for
four hour straights I'm obviously doing something else too
I don't like to sing nice to everyone
And I don't like to write
But he was happy fun
And if I try to stop
Then I don't like to think
I'm so attached on what he's looking for
Oh
More tick tocks and streams this month here y'all go with this shit again, bro
I've been streaming damn their every fucking day. What do you mean?
What are y'all talking about?
Go fuck yourself.
Three hour streams don't count.
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Can you text me because like yeah, I'm inside of the club
Oh, you oh your club, okay, I'll text you I'll text you I'll text you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Bob. Have a good time, man
All right, bro, now I'm gonna call Marlon and ask if he can get his sweet tickets
I literally
Come on, bro, come on.
Pick up, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
God, damn it.
God, damn it.
Fuck.
D-D-D-D-D.
No.
So my father's going to house you, give you food,
give you all this shit, take pictures of you
and say you're like a second son.
And you're not going to fucking pick up your brother's
phone call.
They should have pissed me off.
Nah, I'm seeing it, bro.
You is my father for housing, and won't even pick up the phone call.
I'm good, bro.
I'm good.
Quick hate phone?
Just kidding.
Just kidding, bro.
He's having a bad day?
C.M.E. takes an indefinite break from treatment after what?
It's not fun anymore, bro.
Why?
Why?
Alright, chat.
I'm about to be gone man. I'll see y'all next game, next game probably, which will be...
I'm not sure, honestly bro, I'm not gonna lie.
He's calm, you watching? Bro, I see you lame as fuck bro, I'm not gonna lie.
He said man, W9...
Nah, it's nothing worse than the chat trying to manage you and be your manager
and being like, yo, you should be doing this or you can average this amount of views
like, why are you going to this event bro? You're taking your own career.
taking your own career like bro dude dude dude just watch the stream if you
don't watch don't watch not like that's ironic bro this is that's literally
nms 2025 but my comments gotten a lot better bro my shit was the exact
Marlon I feel you dude I've been there 2026 I'm gonna lie but I've been there
but listen one thing about me is I got big nuts all right my chat say some
Dumb shit. I'm gonna fucking hang them shit's low. Shut the fuck up. Eat this five-minute band eat this 30 minute
Eat this seven-day band. All right, so yeah, we just got to start modding better man. Come on M3. This is not nice
This is not cool
But yeah
But you have zero months
But I don't need my I'm my own fucking mind matter of fact I
I dare one of y'all to say something. I dare you motherfuckers to test me right now bro.
You need a haircut bro, you don't control my life. Catch this fof. You don't catch...
Bro. I'm not gonna lie bro. I'm not gonna lie bro. I'm not gonna lie bro. I'm not gonna lie bro.
Wait, so, um, does it mean I have to pay for my tickets?
John Ski with the Big Five Gifted!
I'm gonna text Marla, bro.
Hopefully he's okay, man.
Everybody, bro, go, go.
The prayers for Marla and I hope he's okay.
It's annoying
Pray for Marley
Can you be young on y'all's prayers? Fuck you mean pray my fuck it did he die?
I mean bro, you know, you could pray for someone if they're not like you could pray for
On your deathbed to be prayed for you know to me
What is this how much have you spent on the world cup so far 50k he makes a
he's a make-a-wish he gets free tickets from Jason Jason has spent a lot of
money for me to go for free I literally do appreciate him loving forever
W fucking you give me Patry thank you for the big 20 get these subs thanks
listen bro the reason why I'll pay for you these tickets is because dude one
thing about streaming is always better to do it with the people you love and people it's
more fun. It's just way more fun to go with people that you love, bro. Going to the World
Cup. If I went by myself, it would still be fun. You know what I mean? I would still
ballish and fuck around. But doing it with the bros, whether it's Marlon, whether it's
Yuki, whether it's whoever it is, bro, next time it might be Bob. Oh, it's just
way more fun. It's just way more fun. Speaking of fun tomorrow. I know I know hold the W's
in the chat. Tomorrow Mark Rober will be pulling up and we will be giving away a car or 35
Okay, all right, we're gonna be doing a Discord scavenger hunt.
It'll be later in the night.
So I'm gonna boot up and abolish until it's time
for a more throative pull up.
We will be doing maybe,
I wanna do science experiments with him,
but he only has an hour.
So we're gonna see what he says or what he can do.
But yeah, man, you can still, wait, it ends.
Wait, did it already end?
Well, I sent out a fucking million DMs. So, yeah, we're just gonna figure it out with Mark robert's team
And we will be giving away a lot of money tomorrow or a car man. So
Yeah, I thought we got a Maybach Monday with him. Yeah, but in my opinion
I would rather do science experiments because we don't have that much time. Um, he's a busy man. He's a busy busy man
watch this vid yeah I'm gonna watch this vid I'll watch this vid today we got the
core diamond video to watch we got we get we game it all night long you know
what I mean I could go to Wendy's I got my minion outfit bro it's gonna be lit
man it's gonna be a good stream today listen all right I was getting
clowned for being in group seven flying economy yesterday but never streaming my
flight ever again um dude I fly a common economy so fucking what alright so
what bro this month's expenses are way way way too high for me to just be
flying first class every single time I fly. All right, this is how I save money, okay?
The truth will set you free with the five gifted. Thank you for the big five.
But yeah, man, I went and flew economy next to a couple and I'm not gonna lie about
It was good vibes the couple after the flight the dude the teacher took a picture
He was like yo
He was actually really nice, bro
He was like because I was getting my luggage on left
But then he was like yo JTW because that's what I said before they call me yo JTW and he
Kated me to android my charger that I left on my seat, bro
I swear to god he called me JTW. I burst it out laughing
But yeah, yeah, he was mad cool. I'm shouting bro took a picture with him after he's mad cool
I'm gonna keep on clicking links for a couple minutes. I'm trash
Bro god damn this strong-ass punch
Holy shit, I'm not gonna lie. Sina. Just
Stick to Iros, you're not a gamer, all right, can't go to fucking Silver, that's embarrassing.
Like what is this poster?
Not Edding Until Silver, this is your embarrassment to video games and gamers in general.
Me, Ironic, brother, I'm good at video games.
I just don't play as much as I should, you know what I mean?
Like this battleground tournament coming up, I'm going to click on the link.
It's like Abe's Twitch rivals battleground tournament, brother, I'm not even going
to practice.
actually I might hop in a game bro called a boys yo this hop in a game
play some foul um I'm just a pure gamer pure gamer I don't really need to
practice but um yeah I'm a tier three player apparently that's disrespectful
that's disrespectful I'm a fucking beast at video games especially Valorant I
literally came up Valorant besides Rockin lead I gave shit what is this
this epic ass music all right so these are the teams all right so so team Sam
Sam CS start star smitten Joss Secki on bro fan and crew away I'm not gonna lie
this is a booty booty shitty booty shitty booty team
Sam is a valour and champion well obviously every team captain is a
fucking brilliant pro player you know what I mean respectfully this is a this is a shitty booty team
inspire all right inspire Masayoshi Ludwig uh yeah Ludwig's on the team this shit's over with
Katamina Lily Pichu respectfully you know got love for everybody on this team but come on this
This is they might place last I know they might place last
Team shakes a shout out to my boys shakes, bro
The beat do what we're coming back
We're fucking back Ashley top team in the whole thing. You know I mean son sunny man
Yeah, my boy toast, bro
We're gonna we're gonna do a good reunion with toast bro
Ryan he got my fucking childhood goat right here shakes
You know what I mean radiant pro
dog chemistry on this team, you know, it's a lot of greens and it might be a little orange, but you know
Hey, hey, we kid we kid kid fix that we could definitely fix that
I'll be a bunny. Thank you for the gold three the fuck did I just say dog? I think I'm dead
ass. I dead ass. I dead ass custody. Yeah, I'm tripping. I'm tripping. All right. But
yeah, your bunny. I've seen the video about her dad brother. She was mad sad. That shit
was that as fuck man but yeah this is the Asian persuasion squad why are you
laughing I was laughing because the go three bush but it's just not actually
funny yes all Asian tournament wait wait this is an all Asian tournament
You got to be Asian or you can't play
All right, bro Shazam low Zysox cat food is chaffoo area sake. Okay, they actually pretty decent team
Sub Rosa
This is a shitty booty team I'll be real, okay, I'll be honest
Um, so bros is very good, obviously shifter shifter as a League of Legends player, Marley
city booty Peter Park, old Will Neff, um, drug addict.
10s.
Holy VTuber team.
Bruh.
Nah, ain't no way I'm not gonna lie.
bottom two this bottom two teams I can't lie bro I can't lie bro but it's
obviously 10s bro and he's obviously a fucking goat when it comes to valorant but
it's a team game rather me me and shanks in our squad we clear it bro you
You can't 1v5. You cannot 1v5.
It's Timmy's. It's Timmy's Abe, Sonic, Tokabe, and Foosley.
Bottom three. Bottom three teams. Can't lie.
Shroud, Shroud, Quarters raid, S-S-Sekura Shimko, Baynands, Emily Wague.
Can't even lie to you, this team is shit.
Amen.
I think we have a pretty good chance of winning this whole shit, but the thing is, it's two game days.
I don't really know how the shit works. I'll be real. I don't know if it's like, oh, I got to wait the whole day to play
but
Problem is July 17th. I'm in New York. So I'm gonna be playing off a gaming laptop
Or some shit or desktop out there
But I'll be good bro trust I'll be good I'll be alright anybody has set up in New York, I could use
excuse is already it's not excuse it's just teachers commented W teacher couple
LMAO Giovanni guess we're a giggly couple I can't lie they're couple goals men they
are very much couple couple goals they were giggling watching movies kissing up
in each other and I was just there chillin mind my own business but um yeah I synced up
watched them to be licking so it was a little key good vibes yeah I took a photo and holy
blow it is a real shadow they don't got
Ryan
okay I heard that Jason's cracked I heard that Jason's cracked hey it's just a matter of
Is he going to play defaulted to having
OK, let's
Hey, Ryan, you get trust me, bro, Ryan.
I won't sell your shit.
I promise you I'm going to bring my whole set up and get my
all I need, honestly, is my mouse.
This mouse I'm not even sponsored.
This shit turns me into a demon.
W. Columbia.
No, say you swear to God, bro.
No.
Not a goal 0-0 brown no way dude off sides. I need when I need portion with a witness game
so they can top their group in Argentina versus Porsche cooking happen dude
Dude speed you're gonna you're gonna get bad speed. Oh nice no goal
so should I sell my tickets or what man that quarterfinals I might as well go
to the one in Miami dog wait is it how much is it plus plus five we're not okay
When I'm okay get a last-minute score here
I mean, bro, this is Miami of course is straight calamity of news
Oh my god, bro, I so want
Well, I'm not gonna
Could have happened congratulations. We're moving to the next level the next opponent is you
We all wanted this to happen this would have been legendary, bro, I'm about to text a little so much
My god
just wait I mean if it's a draw doesn't Columbia top the group just so y'all
saying that that Ronaldo can score in the next dude speed you're gonna get banned
He's part of a FIFA?
Just kidding bro, obviously he has perms.
Wait, so if I show the game on his stream do I get there?
No
No speedo leave speedo leave 30 seconds left
You know what? I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna say.
But the breath going to blow the whistle.
People with down for a minute.
We're already in extra time, buddy. They add more extra time in extra time.
They add more extra time in extra time.
You know how you sound right now. Are you full? You sound ridiculous.
He's right bro. He's right.
They stop it when it's a dead ball, no?
Please, Ronaldo, I need a last minute score.
I
Know bruh, alright bruh, so I'm gonna set my shit. Wow, Columbia top their group. Alright, bruh
I mean, I think I still make profit
What group are they group H okay.
Yeah, yeah, so Columbia top third group which means Portugal has to face who France.
Columbia versus Argentina.
Hmm.
What is US?
The US have to face Bosnia.
I think US beats Bosnia.
And then Bosnia versus probably what, Belgium.
We know US versus Belgium.
I'm not going to lie to you, I can win this whole shit, but Senegal, Senegal, Senegal
better.
Who wins USA versus Senegal?
I'm not going to lie to you, I'm rooting for the U.S., but I'm rooting for the U.S.
I want the U.S. to win, bro.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, I seen it already. Yeah, I know. I know.
I seen it already. I don't like it.
But Suki says he's gonna give me the code to his room, so maybe it'll be fine.
Congratulations, you're moving to the next level. Your next opponent is...
No, what is a slob, bro?
no what is a slot never let me so shit like this again bro congratulations and
bro he don't look like that you like she like she does not look like this
bro lazy do not look like this are you crazy one million for fucking slot
bro I ain't gonna lie bro my tech editor Mazzo is supposed to slot Mazzo
I'm gonna say it's a ZQ Elliot and I joke about it in our room, but it kind of wasn't
a joke.
I said that's the best.
Damn, bro.
How's it going to come, man?
Is this a real photo of Sina crying?
She looks like the Darth Sith or one Star Wars character that's like mad with him and
shit.
Damn bro.
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Did I, like, I don't want to feel wanted.
No?
Sam?
Yes, Ian, you're not getting him.
Ha ha ha ha.
Damn!
That's really my dog!
41 points!
He used all his points on me and Ryan Higa!
We need to see new-
10s with 21 points on me?
Bro, I could have been on 10s, team!
Are you fucking kidding me shakes?
Awesome, but people 40 Wow people 41
Bro
How much point does Ryan have bro instead of with fucking shanks bro shoot me
Just kidding. Hey me and shades. We taking it all the fucking way boys. We taking it all the fucking way
watch the video I'll watch it I'll watch it so yeah Panama um good vibes
large large sewhore Jason there's no way bro I've been talked about something
that was shown in the video is this really a fucking clip to show
All right, bruh, let's see where's my comment chill out chill the fuck out you tripping you tripping
All right, what do you mean I look
I'm not even sure what I'm thinking
What?
I'm not even sure what I'm thinking
Model!
Model!
My fucking model, bro
I mean, but you already knew this stuff
You already knew this, I'm a model for 424
I walk Paris Fashion Week, I'm already a fucking model
How do you know what they're doing?
They're arresting themselves
Yeah, the concept is pretty good
Paid actor?
Dude, these people don't even know who fucking me
Who I am even
these are korean people bro they live in f**king hongdae they don't know about jason the
week you model student bro just let me have it
is he a frilled lizard that has to be wrong translations i don't understand
What is a frio delizrd?
This looks nothing like me.
There gotta be a miss translation in the text.
Oh
How can they understand English and laugh
Captions oh, I didn't know brah I thought bro cuz they're speaking Korean and the videos in English. I didn't fucking I didn't know
Yeah, yeah, you scary
What is this Keckler clip down?
Like bro like you see this shit. Do you see the giggles on their faces?
Dude
This man Gilbert literally say yo this dude Gilbert the rat in the hottie
Because he was taking pictures of us obviously like he always does but in how he was like yo push ups and it give us like
It was like no, you know doing push ups. I'm trying to do my job
and then
Well, and then uncle was like
All right, if you're not gonna do push ups then get the fuck out of here
And then Gilbert was like I bet and then he told on to walk his ass and he's like walk your ass in the gym
He said walk your ass in the gym. I was like
But then we didn't get pictures so I kind of wish he didn't push us but we did get
It pushes from Hottie's camera man so.
Matt, look at your back.
Hi, how are you?
Wow. You too?
No, no.
You're back sweetening, you know?
Today it's sweetening.
Yeah.
Come on, sweetie
Yeah
Okay, thank you, bye
No, why is he wearing my my shorts dog like this shit on fit him, bro
W bath yeah, this was sweet. Yeah, he took a picture sent it to the family group chat
because he cracked you I'm not gonna lie mods police time about his shit poking
bro bat always be peeping in on whatever's happening in the stream even
when I was training and this was a very awesome stream was watching it
Yugi and Marlon are officially part of the Wynn family, I mean they're always welcome
to the bat with or without me, they can stay at the crib.
Okay bro, look how baby I look and look at Yugi, he looks the exact same.
But I need to tell you
So, so, I won't trust you
Please take it away
Damn.
Can't tell you.
He's been running push-up phase in the street.
Whooping kids.
I'll get them out.
I can't see everybody's face.
Everybody's soft.
Oh my god, bro.
Can I hug you?
No.
a minute I'm not gonna lie I love me I love me he loved me
and now in detective work in a way we're in the house together people online
Yes, we are on the beta
Yes, bro, we are on the beta squad video coming up so so
Logged by Jason
So could get back in the gym, bro. You need it man, but me too. I'm not gonna lie. I'm again for a little frail
Raph shows his appreciation for Jason
This is how I do it
Jay
What you want to say bro? Thank you for what you've done. Hey, man. No problem, dude
I didn't think I would start OCS
I don't think I would be all these new people bro. Oh, and you always push the agenda
Example yesterday, bro, I think it was yesterday when you were hanging out with Ray
You said there's a new upcoming creator. Hey with me. That's Asian. Love you, bro
Hey, right rough keep going dude keep going I heard his visa got like he's running he's running out of days
or he's out of days.
Listen, I can sign you as an employee under my LLC,
but you need to sign a couple of things for me.
You need to sign a couple, bro, it's easy.
Same thing with Sunny, same thing with Raph.
What were you the fucking visa?
I can handle that shit easy.
Got good lawyers, I've done it before.
Bro, all you have to do is sign under my LLC.
Yes, it costs money.
It costs money, but it's okay, bro.
12K, I'll cover it.
I will cover the visa, what is it, fees?
Fees, I'll cover it, bro, 12K.
You just gotta sign a contract to be my employee.
We got a sense of time for game.
Hi, bro.
I think that's about it for the column, huh?
Any other news or mail for me?
Any other news or mail
I lost it I ain't alive
That's heavy, let's go.
Damn, I was swooning, what the fuck?
I fell off, bro, but that's because I've been traveling
this shit, but I'm gonna get back.
The thing is, once you reach muscle, you can gain it back.
You can gain it back easily.
I just gotta be consistent again.
I did fall off a little.
Did fall off a little, bro, I gotta eat, man.
Boxing every day made me lean too, or not lean,
like just lost a lot of muscle
W Santi bro W saw is he still streaming
Oh they give me the confidence
they always show so much love 15 hour stream was he doing a shout out
segment again shout out yo shut up shut me up at both terminals oh yeah shut me out
bro
shout me out get a glitch we're nothing bro it's got ego dude I did I just got
Oh
Yo, thank you for the five just ego my shit, dude
Mecha chameleon today
I'll play some Mecha
Heat up now
bro, bro, bro
ah, ah, ah, yeah!
side!
bro honestly the Holland the Holland should that she was funny
all you shout me out
to Holland even play did this man max pulled up with
with 20 other Hollins and Holland even play
any fucking
streamers as many talents as many everything
Oh my god
Thank you, Santi
Appreciate that a lot man
Appreciate it a lot any more male that I missed I've been this time
I
Didn't you ready ready when they say to me wait, how do I lay down? Yeah?
All right, three two one
Oh my god, dude
Oh
Yeah, I got to sell him bro, I decided to take his other stream.
Sell!
Bro, Portugal versus Argentina, I'm not gonna lie.
Better chance of USA going on a finalist, right or wrong.
I feel like you were saying the finals.
I feel like they can make it.
No ball knowledge.
I just got to see how they play against Senegal, to be honest.
Or Bosnia.
Oh fine.
all fine that's crazy W's W's I've known of Jason since he has 70
others to read it looks just a bit we need to we need it I've seen this already
brown riposte all right man let's let's react what should we react to either core
video or mark robert video low-key mark voter robert videos been a minute we
We could react to the core video, Diamond Jim.
Should I react it on the main channel chat?
Oh my god, I'm on my own chat.
We did ask for a run it and run everything, it's crazy.
Today's video me and all the boys all the way to New Jersey to the diamond gym to try to complete the most difficult work out
You're an embarrassment
Working bro, we were working
This is work
Come on, dude
Chat an hour long video. I'm not a sit-through this bro. I'm not a watch this shit. Honestly, I haven't seen the cut
I don't know how well they cut this
Yeah, your name we all seen it I could just say this so y'all have to watch it on the channel
Yeah, your name yeah, your name
What will it take to win this game?
What will it take to reach Messi and Ronaldo's level?
I don't know who's team you're on your dick riding right now. So get up. She's big boy. Got a tip
You got a tail
You see you're on bro
You were just on balls. Oh my god, I loved was the one I loved it, but I didn't play PVP
You didn't know you didn't know nothing about PVP back then. Yes. It was it was over
Millions hundreds of million players on that game. You cannot tell me that PvP was not lit 13 years ago game. I'm sorry
Okay, bro
Now let this be between the adults. You got it. So stop jumping on XC. Think it's not gonna get you know nothing with him
Bro, okay, chill back to you X set the fuck up because your ass and you hit top 250 and
I'm fucking clear. Yeah, but she's a better
Healer than you. You're fucking here by you suck. I'm the wise angle rocket
That's when he's the top 250 when you fucking rock it every game every game
This was a natural
Player than you and he's a better and he's a better valorum better than you and you talk me
That's why watch the natural cuz he clears you your block
Raw stats what was that player base the player base and strength by six times
Six times less players than before and I was totally when it was a max to fuck out
Where were you buddy I was an attorney when it was all
This is flirting, bro, I don't like this
El flirting
Oh in today's video me and all the boys flew all the way to New Jersey to the
I'm not jealous. I'm a grown-ass man
My grown-ass man.
Mark Wilbur video?
Let's see this shit.
Mark Wilbur is pulling up tomorrow.
I wonder which science experiment should we do, Jack?
Rug video?
Well, what is a rug?
What is a video?
A rug post.
What?
What?
What?
Um, so did he go into my room?
Rearrange your face.
That's just me.
What is going on guys, it is your boy Rugg and I am here at The Core House.
It is home to some of the biggest streamers in the world and I'm genuinely so proud of
all the success they've had.
But, it's time to expose them.
You see?
NOOOO!
He snuck into my room?
Gamers and streamers have a reputation of things like poor hygiene, moldy pizza in
their room and the smell of sweat of them just sitting in their chair gaming for
hours so I'm here to find out just how dirty or clean the corboys live here's
the plan they think I'm coming over to film a normal you're not any but what
they don't know about this though knocking on their door and rating their
rooms that means no time to clean up their rooms and no time to hide
anything they don't want exposed all right let's grab my supply wait did
Expose me some advanced gadgets that will truly show you how I'm not even in this video
It's gonna expose a lot of bacteria that you guys will be able to see with your own eyes
I usually won't be able to see a germ, but what I got you'll be able to see it
All right, I asked one of their my god. He's gonna take my screen
Why does it look so clean the last time I was here it was like boxes and stuff everywhere
Why did he expect us to be messy bro?
Bro, we cleaned up after our mess.
Hey, it smells good in here does it not?
It's actually spotless.
Silver Surfer actually ruined the fucking house with that bullshit.
That day which explains like all the boxes and stuff but hey this is my first time seeing
the courthouse at its full potential.
Wow.
Got the Silver Surfer in Marlin's room, okay.
I don't know why this house kind of gives off the mama rug and papa rugs house vibes. I totally feel it
Even the color. Yeah
Like my dad is making chaffer eat in the kitchen right now
Right off the bat. We're gonna be like critiquing everything we see you guys like every little detail, but the main thing
I'm gonna go to my room like it is my room
I just like eat like that's
Dang guys, oh my gosh
Yeah, definitely Jason's Arlington. He's from Arlington guys. That's literally me, bro
Dude, he snuck into my room without me knowing
I
Jason hopefully you're okay with this. I don't know if you're gonna be watching this video on stream
Okay, should we go see? I am
Okay, wait, we didn't take my room
Well, we was like we're about to do a solo mission like this looks like the haunted mansion from Disneyland
I
I don't know, but I should have asked, Kong.
In the maybe next video, haunted investigation at the courthouse, but only if things are actually happening.
I thought I heard Ron talking about suicide.
You don't say.
Yo, we need a haunted video with rug, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
You see that name?
You see, he got none to do with me, babe.
It's close, bro.
He didn't check my-
He's nearby.
Where are they keeping this thing?
I don't see if the big dog is home.
I doubt.
I mean, he should be since I was amazing. That is insane, but the difference
Because this is bonus crazy. Take a look at the mouse and key results. Lacey's is definitely
Also have some like big bacteria that grew but I will say in terms of these results
It seems like adapt one in cleanliness like you gotta wipe your stuff down more often
I feel like a scientist right now. Hey
Alright guys, thank you so much for watching today.
Hey bro, W fuckin' video in the chat man.
This was fire bro.
I know that this was lit.
W rug bro.
W fuckin' rug.
W fuckin' rug.
Oh, you know what I need to promote?
My P.O. box.
I need to promote my P.O. box.
Last one was ass. I don't know how much I got, but I think I got three bottles in my
I think I got like four boxes.
You never promoted it?
I don't, bro.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Free, free bullshit clothes.
Free bullshit clothes.
Okay.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Fuck.
Alright, man.
Come on, open.
I use it.
Got some new jeans!
Sad.
Thank you for the jeans bro, I know that would be kinda nice, what is this, oh my god I just
ripped it bro I'm a fucking idiot man, what is this, cotton you never thought you need,
This is drugs.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, this is strong.
What is this?
Oh!
Shit!
The bugs is soft.
Oh fuck.
Put it in my nose.
What does it do?
Oil cotton wigs are designed to provide a pleasant a romantic a romantic experience with gentle inhalation
Simply breathe in natural sense. They're refreshing the soothing aroma
Okay
Wow
Sounds like
Hi, man, it's Lewis. I'm 18 to start my first busy stifles. All you have to do is sell is smell it
hey bruhlis this should going to walk this should go into Walmart this should
going into Walmart keep going my
Yo, y'all are mean, bro!
Y'all are mean!
Come on, bro.
What is this?
Here we go, there.
the fuck is this more ballish flavor toothpicks dude this is a sense of
everybody's fucking I'll give you a job now
This dude sent me fucking deodorant, bro.
Some toned deodorant.
Buddy, I'm wearing it.
I need it, and I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I already been wearing deodorant.
The fuck is this?
to send me his class of 2026 graduation.
Duh.
It already happened.
Another one.
Nice.
Hey, um, shout out to Lacey.
Lacey.
I don't even know, bro.
Oh surprise gift!
What do you think it is, Sha?
Girl equals shoutout?
I shout it out, bros, well.
Let's see what they gave me.
You're a bro.
You're a bro!
Ooh, it's wrapped up!
Ooh, I'm excited!
Goon with the spoon, Buck.
Goon with the spoon.
What the fuck is this?
Good read. This is like a cookbook. It's a cookbook, bro. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you
I'll probably never use that
W cook do be a cookbook
Gonna put that in the kitchen actually yeah
You could use it for racing record, yeah
Yeah
What's this
What's up, bro?
I want you to come up.
What?
I want you to come up.
Excuse me?
I want you to come up.
What are you talking about?
I said I want you to come up.
What the fuck, y'all?
Get away from this.
What is wrong with you, bro?
Hey!
Klitz Mouse pad!
I got a mouse pad, you want it?
I got a mouse pad from Klitz, you want it?
There you go, bro.
I appreciate you, bro, of course.
Graduation party dude June 20th she already passed
L L uh Grateful I already have a mouth pad it would literally just you know it would go to use it
I think we can make it easier.
Ooh, some shoes.
Just that.
Woo!
Woo!
Nah!
This is kind of hard, bro.
Low key.
Woo!
Yeah.
Thank you, bro
And then
Hey
Yes, sir
Axe
Wax man
Hi Jason you've been selected football's biggest stage is coming in
to see how far you'll go for it. Suit up in your most ridiculous fan fit and ask your crush on a date.
There are 82 tickets up for grabs including the grand prize, two ticket suites, two quarter
final match in Miami, all the expenses on us, all the glory. Check the golden ticket for full
Oh, I wear this for a US game. Oh, nice. Got my US D-Core. Oh, face paint. Nice.
Oh, face paint, nice.
Ooh, some socks.
WX, man.
And we're good.
WPO box, man.
Yo, John!
Yo, I want to see if the wall's up.
Open the ticket?
I didn't see you ticket.
Yo, John!
Yo, John
This this this stereo
Hey, actually make sure my puppy. Oh box. I actually want to actually start like real PO box openings
I haven't really promoted it at all. I have a new one
Mods pinnick pinnick send me PO do not send me clothes or tiktok shop shit
please and yeah yeah all the clothes will probably be tossed to the ground
I'll be honest with you
Hi bro, you're John, I'm about to look at Silky's room.
Let me see, he's in there right now.
Wow. Damn, bro. Signed! Signed! That's tough, bro. That's deadass tough.
Who's ingest is that?
Who's ingest is that?
Bro, where the fuck?
Who's ingest is that?
Who's ingest is that?
Yugi's?
No it's not.
first ingest. He said I'm gonna get a swap to something else and maybe it's a different
angel. I'm calling. You're good now?
No. I'm not good now. Blue life behind you? It's one of those cameras
at the bar?
I literally want- you're on my ingest?
Rocky?
Why the fuck is that- why is that my first ingest?
are we good how the fuck did Marlon's ingest go on my first one that makes no sense
We go see bro. I'm gonna be honest. I think our DT is probably making it to the finals
It's offline I just launched it okay
I
Know I'm in some ocean the fuck's going on
Yeah
Give me a second, bro.
Bro, there's no fucking camera on the couch.
How the fuck?
I'm so confused.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I'm talking to him.
Yeah, he's talking.
Okay, then I'm gonna be hearing this.
How the fuck is that noise?
Oh my god bro, oh my god, you've seen this shit?
Oh yeah, Gigi.
Oh, Gigi.
It's actually over this time.
Yeah, bro, Santi, let's show the fucking text to everybody. Why not, man?
Oh.
I think we're going to go to Gigi.
We're going to go to the cafe.
couldn't be Columbia though bro oh my god man
zeros Columbia's good yes I know Columbia's good but Portugal should be
fucking incredibly good is it fixed yeah we tried to do a 4k but it just
rents are fucking out how do you do 4k on twist can they only render like 1080
Well you're shamed now like 1440p.
Is that right?
Yeah.
You're shamed on 1440p now.
For real?
Yeah.
Camera coming through.
What's up dude?
You heard?
What?
There's a new minion meal, bro.
For Wendy's.
For real?
Yeah.
You want to get it right now?
Yeah.
Why are you shooting me for tomorrow?
What?
Let's go get it tomorrow.
What?
I have nothing to do.
Today.
And?
What do you mean?
I didn't do it, bro.
I just booted up.
Green apples?
I'm not speed, bro.
You want a green apple?
I'm not speed.
I don't have that.
That's not my thing.
Green apples?
It's not my thing, bro.
It's not my fucking thing.
Okay.
Robin.
Okay.
What's your thing?
What's your thing, huh?
The gym.
What's the gym right now, actually?
The gym's that way.
No, I'm driving to it.
All right.
Yes, you're going to the fucking gym?
I am.
No, I'm not.
This is your gym thing?
Yeah.
This is your jet-packing.
I'm going to the library.
You really just pick shit from your closet and say, fuck it.
Let's walk outside like this.
What is bad about this thing?
Louis V. Bowling ball shoes.
And then what?
What is it?
Young LA?
These are not bowling shoes.
These are dress shoes.
This is your business dinner?
It's a business equity play.
Oh my god, bro.
It barely's June, it's hot as fuck outside.
You're in a business?
Oh yeah, I have to put a nice shirt on.
But like when you go to like a nice restaurant,
they can't tell you know if it was who you are.
And my shake out Looney Tunes on it.
Who's called Lacey at Young LA, check it out.
I got a pee, but where the fuck is he?
I got a pee up.
Oh, brother, let me grab the batteries.
What the fuck?
I got a pee on it.
I
Like life is great. Oh, it's just been chillin. You know chill at home. Hey bow working out
Washington TV
I
Know my girlfriend
Yeah, this is a lot
So bro
Yo, did Lacey pay $70,000 for his Bravis Kid just so he makes it in his papers for a big media on his front?
On the front of his car?
Well, what does the Bravis Kid do?
He's just a kid, like a body kid.
Look what's happening over here, bro.
Oh, shit.
What is that?
I think they built a ship for Sumpy's wall.
She was a grief hit so he could never get a wall.
is a good a sledgehammer just for breaking shit
I'm gonna give it a lay for a day
yo bro hey we out bro let's go
hey we out
what you mean we we out bro
I can feel it back
you have a mouse in your pocket?
what you mean?
I got a reservation but I gotta go
I bet we out
I bet back here
I bet
cool
You want to send it back or do you want to take this?
Yeah, I'll be right back.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet we got it.
Let's see.
I know how to do this.
There you go.
I bet we got it.
What place are we making tonight?
Well, I got a business dinner type reservation type shit, Jay.
Not at all.
I'm saying it's like a place.
It's like a dinner like I gotta be at.
You know what I mean?
You don't seem like there's any others here today.
Is this a real business meeting or are you going on a double day or some sort of a date?
I'm going to get dinner.
Going to get dinner?
Yes.
With some people to equity play.
I bet we are, bro.
You want to come watch and watch the dinner?
I mean, what's how about business, man?
Is it tabcaps or like?
It's it's it's uh, it's with this it's with this brand new company called DC LLC
DC LLC. Yes
DC LLC. Yeah
It's like it's just like this new company. I think I know what that okay
I think I know a DC stand for it, bro
No, this is a fake, bro. Oh, what is? Yeah, it's your fate
Where you going? I'm going to dinner with DC LLC. I bet we out
We out bro, we out bro. Where you go?
Boa, where you going? I'm going to catch. Catch? That's my spot. I bet. I bet. What time was your reservation?
I've never been to catch. I just walk in. I'm the man there. I walk in there like, I'm not kidding.
I walk in to catch. They give me a glass of champagne when I walk in. I bet I'm calling a swat.
I bet we are not out because here's the thing you got to go with that mini
before the wind is 24 hours you know what are you what are you typing in
direction I'm seeing how far this it is as far as shit 44 minutes I bet I bet
I bet we out. I bet we out. I bet we out. I'll see you there
I see there
What do you mean
Oh my god, oh my god, that was like a pixel
What fucking eyes, bro
All right, what what place you let me take it for you. Let me take this place for you. Yeah
But where should I be?
You should probably be in the middle
But the thing is you should have parked your cars going inwards. You know me now a sense is outwards
You can't get the full body unless I do why which is kind of asked in the sun
This son the son is going against the picture, which is bad for lighting. Okay. All right. Take a picture just with this car
Okay
It won't pose. Yeah. Yeah, look at the camera. Look at the camera. It's a minute. Yeah
I'm gonna get up close, half body picture.
Okay, let me do, okay, side profile, side profile.
Ooh, maybe not side profile.
Coming this way, coming this way.
Let me get something with the hands,
something with the hands.
Yup, I like when you look in the watch, okay.
Here we go, there we go.
Okay, okay, maybe do, throw like a gang sign or something.
Throw some gang sign.
Yeah, yup, there we go.
They gon' love that shit, they gon' love that shit.
Wow, fuck.
okay okay maybe maybe don't lean on the car maybe crouch now
maybe crouch do a little crouch oh wait you gotta make sure you
you gotta make sure you get the B in it gotta get the B bro gotta get the B
gotta get the B yeah look at the B look at the B
now look at me now look at me yep yep yep here we go
perfection good shit okay i would not just like just like this
like maybe like yeah yeah it's calm too wide too wide
stable runautopuzz huh yeah oh there's a little stable runautopuzz
Yeah, yeah, that's cool though.
I like that.
Perfect. Perfect.
Thank you, bro. I actually appreciate that.
Alright, bro. I'mma catch you.
I bet. I'mma see you soon.
See you soon.
Me and Drew, we gonna be there, bro.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, I think I gotta catch reservations soon.
Oh, they're not here, we can break this thing.
Is that Stokey's wall?
Here it is.
That boys need help?
Got it, we're already there brother.
How are you man?
I'm good.
Oh, fuck.
Got it.
We're ready now, brother.
Howdy, man.
It's Eric.
I bet.
Blake appreciates us.
That's really his wall, bro.
That's really his wall.
Wait.
Oh, wait a minute.
You're at your...
How much was this wall?
Oh, boy.
He got stuck to the other guy.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Damn.
It depends like three inch wall, 16 floor, I mean it's all different.
And I was like the finish you want on there and all that.
So, wait, is this the door?
The window is the door.
Wait, how is this going to work?
Is it like a dog door?
No, no, no, this is just a spreader.
Just to keep the spreader.
Oh, yeah.
But um, yeah.
Is this all wall sound proof?
Not yet, but it will be.
Oh.
I fucking bully football, sir.
I'm bullyin' a lot.
Hey, dude.
Feeling all right, bro?
No contact?
I thought you were gonna run.
I just came out from a run, dude.
You just came back from a run?
Yeah, like I told you I was running like an hour and a half ago.
I don't see a scene of sweat drop.
The wall says I went to the shower.
The contents disappearing in live form
Definitely the first segment get a big wrecking ball maybe so she got on to it. Um, you heard there's a new
Minions meal at Wendy's
How many junk food bruh?
You don't eat junk food.
I saw him scarfing down Taco Bell today.
So you were watching my stream instead of working?
I was working.
Hard.
I saw.
Yeah, I was working.
You had blue order, fake leave to the house at 3 a.m.
Um...
Um, doesn't sound like me.
I was just hungry.
So what are you going to do tonight?
I got to get you some stuff for Ultra.
Oh, that's right.
There's a lot of business meetings tonight.
At least the place he's going on a business meeting.
He's probably going to eat food or something.
No you said you had a dinner with DC LLC or some shit. Oh nice
What we got what we got what we got what we got what we got what we got what we got what we got what
Ultra so not heard what you said, but what does that mean? Like what do you like? What are we doing tonight?
Ultra, I another business meeting. I wouldn't be ultra though. Are you dropping the JTW X ultra
Collab or
They don't know yet it's not you know make a chameleon next week you down
down for video games around my gamer always 24 hours 24-hour student what
gaming gaming what does he even do bro yeah I saw you look better on like the
discord like that you were like modeling you look kind of good like in
The person's like, I'm gonna get a haircut.
I'll be the head over.
Oh yeah, Ben, go for it.
I got a stream idea.
Yeah.
Me and you go blonde next week.
That ass?
Are you actually?
I wanna go blonde.
Or actually, no, you're a steam skater.
This is what your chat says.
They say yes or no.
Okay, so I go blonde just or no.
Dude, if I go.
If I, no, they control you, so let me know.
They're saying, they're saying do it.
I wanna go blonde.
They're saying no and yes.
But the thing is, bro,
I might go bald the next time I bleach my hair again.
Why?
Because, bro, my hair, you see the pints of brown?
It's not fully gone yet.
Yeah, because you just need to cut your hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My hair will fall down.
How about, this is your job.
How about me up?
What?
Let's go, bro.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, let's go see who's who, because of that.
Okay, man.
How's it gonna be, then?
Yo, Sil.
What's up, man?
I don't wanna do this.
Oh, wow.
I stopped swinging. Hey, what up, bro?
This might be the last time bro
This is unbelievable
Argentina just scored bro
Yeah
What is this?
No, hey, there's no way put this fucking wall up, bro
It doesn't even care. It doesn't care bro. You know what? I'm gonna do a 24 hour in your
room for the last silky segment I could just walk into your room.
You're gonna have to shut the fuck up.
Cool.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna go back home.
This is your last time, but they're gonna make you get to this room like you can
No, bro.
Like, bro, do you even want that wall or some bullshit?
It's not even connected.
You know what the good thing is?
This shit is like no sample for sure.
It is not.
So, bro, I'll be banging on this bug.
Look at this.
It's not a bug.
It's not a bug.
Oh, shit.
We got to keep walking.
Oh, shit.
No.
No, what?
Oh, my God.
Bro, that's too.
That's too down.
What?
Yo.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Wait, just got this guy just got a call
Yeah, I could y'all could leave yeah, I don't need to put it this last wall
You're gonna interrupt people working right now. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking all the content
We were gonna be joking just joking, bro. It's a jokie joke
I'm gonna have a ass of smoke
Bro that hill is no joke. Yeah, did you record yourself? Yeah, it's going in the dock
What is this, bro?
Oh, that's beautiful.
Yeah, this is real in their fucking house, man.
Like, what is this?
Are you fucked in the head?
You know what we should do?
All right, we should build a part right here
and block them in forever.
Yeah, it's a good idea.
I see that.
I see that.
It's a good fucking idea.
Yeah, you want a bit of a wall?
It's a good idea.
Okay, come on.
Excuse me.
Seriously.
Dude.
What is this?
What?
I'm trying to keep over here.
Oh, Jason, it's over for you.
No.
No!
No!
This is like putting the fucking 7-Eleven boys that you had in our backyard in the other house inside the house.
Hey guys, I think it's the wrong way.
Cause isn't it the inside part supposed to be on the inside?
Hey, keep on telling me.
You're doing it wrong.
You're supposed to copy me.
I thought it was like this.
I'm just gonna say...
I'm just gonna say...
I'm not gonna say the content of that, I'm just gonna say...
Sorry, I heard...
I mean, the whole bunch here is fire, you know?
I'll just take the lock off.
Oh, really? Cause you're just always locked.
I'm just gonna say...
I always knock on your door.
And it's locked.
And the burger's always like, running away from me.
Hey, well...
Come with me!
This is dead ass crazy. It doesn't even feed!
Son of a...
Oh my god!
Sookie, are you sure about this bro? You can still change your mind. Sookie. Sookie,
let me know if you still want this dude. You don't have to do this. All right now let's go.
Let them do their job faster.
I'm doing my job too, dude.
Suki, bro.
Suki, dude.
Suki, come on, bro.
so he stopped this right now so he stopped
so it's what so he stopped this right now oh so he please oh what's how little
fucks so he please I was almost on the side of the show so he please so he
Just pause the game one time
Oh my god
Silky
Oh
What's wrong?
Silky pause the game one time and start real quick
Oh bitch
Oh
Oh no
Oh my god
You think this is in my fucking ear bro
Silky bro, pause the game real quick
No
I know but I gotta dig up for the camera
My fucking face
Fucking crumb ass snuggle
Silky bro, let's just
Oh my god
Oh no.
Suki pause the game and talk to me just one second, bro.
This is not a good idea. I don't like this.
Weep? Fuck the wrong one.
Weep?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Bro, Suki, Suki.
Fuck the wrong one.
Bro, Suki, it's not you, bro.
This is not you, man.
Suki, Suki, come on, dude.
Suki, please, sir.
Oh, my God.
You're right here, man.
Oh, we win this.
We win this.
Suki, please.
You win this.
Come on, sir.
Bro, this isn't you, bro.
Suki, please, Suki.
Come on.
Come on.
Suki.
In the clutch.
In the clutch.
In the clutch.
In the clutch.
This is my classmate.
This is my classmate.
This is my classmate.
Come on, John.
What's going on, man?
What is that?
Oh, shit!
I thought I could talk early.
My fault.
I already got no contact.
I brought my little mouth to shit you.
We'll come and take it.
Let me see you get like one of those history books.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, wait, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't take me back here!
I'm back to work out, David.
No, no, no, you're not, you're not, you're not.
I'm fine.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy.
I'm back, no, no, no, no!
I'm not too far, I'm okay.
I'm back to work, dude.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
I need I need to talk him out of this
Fuck, ah, I just, shit, get back to the shame.
Ah, fuck.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, I'm sick of you.
Come on, bro, stop this shit.
Stop this shit.
I lose you, my content's fading away.
What the fuck?
Nick, it's just stop this shit, bro.
Oh, bro, this is how they,
this is how they, this is how they, this is how they,
this is how they, this is how they,
this is how they, this is how they,
for you, I got you, bro.
I got you.
I got you.
Any time I got you.
You can put your finger print on there you got it.
Finger print?
Only me?
Only you.
Tell God.
I should?
You just fly.
Why would you fly?
Nah, but I am doing this.
Look, so I'm gonna put a lock on it, but anytime that I'm home, I'm gonna just keep
it on lock and then when I'm out, I'm gonna just lock it.
That's cat, bro.
That eyes.
That's cat.
I'm gonna need to do a waddle.
That's what everybody said.
I'm gonna need to do a waddle.
Everybody literally forgets what's wrong.
I'm gonna need to do a waddle.
Oh my God.
That's cat.
Oh my god, that's cat!
Let me get the code!
Let me get the code!
Let me get the code!
Let me get the code!
I'm gonna find a way in either way, bro.
Whoa, pause.
Come on, now like that.
Come on, man.
And then when this shit is fully no-outed,
it's gonna be out of here.
There's no more.
It's not soundproof.
It's gonna fill it in, tell me.
I mean, obviously not gonna be like you, son of a poop.
I'm gonna put the little sound from the spandals on that mu-
Get here and see.
Bro, I'm gonna change your room.
Let me get the door. Let me get the door.
Let me get the door code. You take it.
I'm changing the fucking room you said you would give me.
Who's lying to you?
You lie to me.
Why the fuck would I give you the code or not more?
Bro, bro, you give me...
I don't know.
It's us!
It's us!
It's us, bro!
You guys gave me the time to read.
Yeah, you have a whole fucking section of the house!
It's locked off!
Like what?
I had to lock it off.
Huh?
I had to lock it off.
I had to turn it into a room.
Bro, bro.
A third of the fucking house is locked.
No, no, no.
It's still here.
No, it's not.
It is.
It's yours now.
What was that?
We have been right.
I can fuck.
We have been right.
We up in your right we up in your right bro we up in your right we up in your right
No, cuz this is crazy
I'm in the group chat right now, so you're gonna call for you gonna call for me though. I'm not taking one down
I'm gonna go.
Yeah.
Ah.
It's okay, bro.
Give me the phone call.
Give me the phone call.
It's okay, bro.
I'll miss you, too.
I'll miss the good times.
You know that, right?
Stop!
You know that, right?
You're never gonna come out of your room.
You're never gonna come out of your room.
and now come out bro.
It's a waste of fucking materials, waste of money.
It's the fucking like what, what is the point of this man?
You can still stop it.
They're not done yet.
My game was like what?
You said what?
You can still stop it.
It's not.
Stop what?
The game.
By the wall.
Okay, at least let me get one of these.
This is potatoes and caramel.
No, that's not potatoes.
I hope it's potatoes.
Is there anything that you could throw up on those?
Why niggas keep saying I quit?
Like I didn't come back and take that shit.
What's wrong with niggas?
Take what shit?
The niggas act like I just fucking left.
I did leave, but I came back.
Yeah, you went up and came back and I didn't go get you.
Huh?
You went up and left it.
I'm kidding.
No, no, I was.
I swear, I was clip farming in there.
I was.
I'm gonna start your-
See you tomorrow.
Why do you ain't return?
If I wanted to quit-
You were late, you were late.
You were late and you were the first one to quit.
Yo, I'm a bone ass man, nigga.
If I wanted to quit, I woulda quit.
I just knew that if I stepped outside,
I'd get a little bit of air, nigga.
God.
Real shit.
You got five to two performance next to rock.
That's God.
That's God.
Lacey didn't do better than me.
Lacey didn't do better than me.
And I haven't
Well, you know if I do 200 burpees for two that's
That works out everything
I'm doing my body weight game you was doing a fucking measly 20
You just swore a god you did 250 it was maxed out every time he upped it you did not do
750 you did not do 750 okay no not on those but the other ones I did 200 max weight what
max weight is about 50 pounds this is nothing you can't even put on sway on the fucking
What did you talk about?
Nobody's doing choice for 250 pounds?
I did. I was 210 pounds. Watch me step on the stairs right now. I was 250 pounds.
What's happening?
Shit.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my.
The kid's on the wrong door.
I can't believe this was going on, man.
You know what?
What the shit?
What?
Look, what's the size on?
I was 200.
OK, bro.
I was at 210.
That's 10 pounds.
That's what I'm getting there.
What?
You just didn't eat that.
Dude, he's just had some of my food.
The bitch.
All I eat, game.
You had a two and a two and a two and a two and a two.
You see what I'm saying, bro?
You got to go on my day, game.
Stop talking.
This is why I'm closing this shit up.
Because it takes like years.
You know I own this shit out of here.
You know I own it.
And I was defending you up on the ice.
You won the whole thing?
Oh, oh, yeah.
I was number one.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
Send me the shit, I guess I'm losing a silky.
Zero, two fucking sticks, we kept that nigga broke.
My playing ball.
See, I'm a gamer, like you know what I'm saying?
I don't see any of your community,
nigga, they talk about some Jason.
I'm not in your community, QV said it.
We need some new accomplishments, my nigga.
The only accomplishment we can think about
is last year, gang.
We need some new accomplishments.
I don't get tired of it.
Do you want me to read out my fucking accolades
to you?
With this year?
Yes.
Okay, tell me.
Island Seven Day Island Survivor.
That was this year?
Yes, that was this year.
Ever ever
You could never do what I did for seven days and I see one do it
What do it do it? No, let's do it. All right
That's not the same shit
the same thing.
You want to just go camping in the backyard?
What do you mean go in the woods?
No, look, we could go in the woods when we're here
with this old city.
Money wrapping.
Come on.
Come on.
We fucked one of my money wrapping.
It's a cute.
I can't do that.
Ah, the animals.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Even fishing there, I don't like fishing.
I wouldn't be able to kill like an animal though.
A fish lob would kill a cell out of my life.
No, I got the fish.
He'd eat it with a fucking rock.
You know
Filated and everything
How did it take you guys?
It tastes good
Tastes good
Because I haven't
I love you guys again on pre-season too, right?
It's all on footage, bro
You people don't see it in those shit, bro
I used, it was on footage
Okay, where is this all?
What was this all about?
Look at that, so you just ate it
I cooked it on a plate
You didn't even skin it, you didn't even do nothing
Yes, I fileted it
Yes, I fileted it
Yes, I got it
So when did you learn how to filet?
I read the chat
Yeah, you ready to tap? Yeah, let me just...
It randomly was just so easy to put that skin on.
Literally on video. I'm getting ragebated right now.
I've seen the fucking seasoning on the fucking fish.
Let's face it.
I've seen the fucking seasoning on the fucking fish.
Maybe like salt water.
Nah, that was salt water.
I mean, that made me in the...
You got a hand in the fucking fish. I don't give a fuck.
I didn't, bro.
Well, you used it on the verge of death.
You used it on the verge of death.
I'll be in your kitchen, bro.
What?
Fuck you need to be in my kitchen.
I can't believe you should get a box out of it.
What the fuck are you like, is it?
Fuck me, I'm like.
You fucking get up.
Yes!
Slice, but look, it's okay.
Look, that's the time I always still open it.
Damn, this should look different.
It should look trash, bro.
It's not done, dummy.
Are you dead ass right now?
No, yes!
You putting in a door right here?
Yes!
I shoulda looked so calm,
you don't even know what I'm doing to this shit.
Yo, get ass?
I got a 40 miles per hour go-kart.
You gotta get one with me, bro.
I'm gonna ask a new link, I'm so serious.
Will you actually buy it?
Yeah, I'll buy it.
Like, get ass?
I'll buy it.
I'm so serious, you can go on like a go-kart day.
Good day to the day.
Day?
In Calabasas?
In our backyards?
It's like a, it's like a, it's like a,
it goes on terrain and shit like that.
I bet.
Link me.
Link me!
Dude, that's on our house.
Fucked up. Oh, bro. I liked it without the walls. We can actually like interact with so key
Like I walked in the house. I always walk in the house. Sookie's right there. He's like was up drew now
There's a fucking wall and that's how you're never leaving this fucking
After I wouldn't mind 300 kids one of its wall
Not ever I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop. See your face ever again, dude
After I win this 200k 20 game, this is literally gonna be theater part two
You just trapped in your fucking man cave at 29.
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna be trapped in there.
Bro, I wasn't even able to see no sunlight.
I got this sun now.
I'm gonna see the sun, ah!
Fuck, where's that top-less alien?
It doesn't matter.
You're not interacting with any of us, bro.
It doesn't fucking matter, bro.
I'm literally telling you I am.
2026 is personal to me?
Why are they saying that?
OK.
Why are they saying that?
That's all.
Because they want me to go live with construction
my back, I don't go fuck, I'm gonna put this shit on hold for tomorrow my
turn, but this you gotta get a pun, I'm gonna have some privacy, I'm gonna take some
the grouchette like yo stop stop bothering the fuck out of me like yo
chill right now like I'm gonna do that no one's gonna ask me and I'm going to
own fucking condom on your middlet.
I'm not gonna leave you, bro.
You still wanna turn into a condo, middlet?
What's doing?
Yeah, yeah.
We up around you.
We up around you.
We up around you.
We up around you.
I wish it was like I could make a door, right?
That, that like, it's like a split door that just does like this.
I should probably put a door right here.
I don't know.
Oh, I could put a door right here.
You'll never see me.
Oh my god.
If I just put a wall right here,
wait, your name!
No, you're gonna ruin the fucking house.
What are you doing?
Is the name back there?
You're not.
It's okay, brother.
He's not doing that.
He's not doing that.
You're putting a door here, game.
You're gonna put a fucking wall right here.
Your name, your name, come here.
idea. Hey what? You can't put a wall right here. Can I put a wall like this so it's like
just hmm whatever you need.
Hey this is our house too bro. Can't do that bro. Can't do that.
You just want to get into my room.
You haven't seen a clown in the heights we gave you
You really gonna put a diagonal door here
This one right here
Block just bought this one bro
Cuz it goes straight to my room
You need a fucking like do you need like an airlock?
No, no, what is that?
Yeah, yeah
Like it actually just like makes this so chop. No, no, okay. We could do like a curve wall like this
You said why don't wall this wall this right here and then that's your door
Right, let's just say until I'm trying to be on stream
We have a suit day bro. Who's gonna be knocking on your fucking door?
We have a fucking airlock you can't bang on your door anymore because you can't sit fucking
What do you mean the last time? The last time?
What happened the last time?
You tell the viewers what happened the last time.
Wait.
Make sure we're all on time.
And who should have laid?
Oh, you should have left the demigod.
Oh.
Tell them that too.
Oh, but um, what's you?
The cooking one.
You're like,
Weren't you brawls outside ten minutes after?
Weren't you brawls outside ten minutes after?
And then what happened?
That's too late, bro.
And then what happened?
And what happened?
You!
You've been talking about the lighter!
And you've got the video.
There was only 15 minutes left, so you would have made it.
I hate it.
My sponsor started in 15 minutes.
No, it didn't.
What did you do?
It didn't.
No, it didn't.
I had to go live before my sponsor came.
Are you high?
You went live like 45 minutes before.
I'm not regret.
I'm not.
How much?
I'm not.
A thousand.
I'm not.
I'm not.
A thousand.
I didn't go live 45 minutes before my sponsor.
I'm not.
A thousand.
And you could go back and you could go back.
Go back and you can check go back and you can check
End of this fucking org
Well here in the house good job, nigga put walls there when I came how do we tell you we take them out?
You know why because we take them out and we put everything back. That's how
I'm curious.
What?
You think I'm on the show?
Who's in our life?
Well, how can we do what the hang-old one?
Just tell us.
Just tell us.
I really don't know.
Seriously.
I don't know.
Tell them, bro.
He said the same thing.
He said the same thing.
He said the same thing.
No.
I don't give a fuck.
Look at this house.
You are not here.
Wait a second.
Why can't you explain it, though?
Why can't I say what?
Because I'm not talking to you.
Why are you going out of the age?
Talk to the kids.
Wait, so they have the same question, though.
So we get in the hallway.
You can't turn around.
I can't hear you.
I'm ruining our house, bro. This is the end of core hour. So I'm not I'm not a part of the house
Our that would be me and you yes fucking burger
Yo, son
I just took a double. It's not so suck the bow. No, it was
Oh
Right here. No, I don't know right now. I put up your two words. We're gonna rock. We're gonna rock a radio
What fucking sledgehamers and break this you down
Well doesn't you're gonna pay for that?
I destroyed the courthouse and then that picture is like I'm so low up so you're gonna take down this shit
I was gonna come down to all this why
And he says max like a lot right here like the LED time of obama want to be like
Use the fucking lights
ambiance
This part this is the house. This is the house this part. This is yours
This is this right here
That's your room. This is our house
I paid more money for
Yeah, I do want to bet you have a master visual
Everyone caught offer and I didn't want it because I didn't want to be roommates
You want to live here originally roommates? I said if the rooms were split off it would be way better
But it were back to back to back and you guys are 20 20 other 22 21 game. Well, I'm not roomating with time
It's going man. I love you. I think is planning in my privacy game. Yeah
I
This is the courthouse yo, this is the courthouse this is yours. This is your face
What is what?
I know.
So what?
You wear things around here?
It's a group effort, bro.
It's a group effort.
Not a lie.
It looks like Sylvie dropped his inventory, bro.
We got Lee here, John here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What is this?
You got a money pack.
Yeah, you got a money pack here.
You dropped your inventory.
Man, I got a hero and some crazy stuff.
Hi, man.
I was working earlier.
I'm not going to say I'm on John this time.
I'm not going to say I'm on John right now.
Oh
Ah, that's not funny!
Oh, there's no more blues?
Damn, bro, it was...
That shit! That bitch!
It literally 20 calories!
It's all about calories now, huh?
Yo, come on, eat your shit!
That's bad calories.
Your belly button starts at your fucking...
Your torso starts at your belly button.
Why you saying that?
You're good
You want to go there
Don't get personal
I'm not gonna fuck.
Why are we fighting?
Because we're setting up a wall.
Build that wall!
That wall here is crazy. Diana was crazy.
Diana was...
is crazy.
You're not building that shit.
No, that's crazy.
Diana was crazy.
Because this was a hallway that leads to fucking...
Bro, he is not
What the fuck are you doing that shoot me?
Don't you understand me?
That's what I asked
Now we gotta raise this right
Have you done anything yet we gotta raise this right now?
What is this bro? This protein?
Bro
You just went on a run to cancel the spoogee patch
Let me get out of this dish
5.50 bro
That's a like
It's like 100 grand a protein
Let me try
I think it's pretty good
You just close the door, man.
Nah, man.
Make this about usual.
Go in there and make that guy walk.
So what, we keep it secret, bro?
We keep it secret.
Why are you closing the door?
I'm just telling you, it's all about a diagonal curve.
A diagonal leaf, a curve on the top.
You're doing a do-it, bro.
Wait, who's Michael Wieselies?
I don't know how to, but nobody's going to take them.
I'll take them all.
You're doing a do-it.
door. No wall. I am going to go. This is going to be a curb door. A curb door? A curb
fucking door? What's up problem?
Brother. Brother. Please, I don't care.
You want to move or dip? You're smoking cigarettes.
Who is smoking bogeys? And then tossing them right at it?
I don't even do that with my spruces, gang. This is no coming. That's shit.
And that's shit!
What the fuck is that?!
Jason, touch it!
No, I just got some...
No, touch it bro!
No!
Smell, at least smell it.
Fuck them out of your mouth!
I knew to smell them out of push and base, and you didn't even ask.
I guess.
You'd have fought me, I thought I'd find you then.
You'd have been up to my point, you'd have been up to my point, you'd have been up to my point, you'd have been up to my point.
No, why do you do a Tiktok?
You should do a Tiktok, right?
You do a Tiktok?
Your next opponent is you and then it's so me.
Because we're like two sides of the same coin.
We're like two sides of the same coin.
Usually it's like a pass zone.
Your pass zone.
I thought that was your future zone.
Like I seen one with Goku.
When he was like ultra-insick in the floor.
Nah, if I do a...
Bro, stop trying to change the seat.
If I do a...
If I do a...
If I do a...
Your opponent is you, and I'm sitting here like this.
I gotta go practice, gang.
I don't know how you be doing this.
That's ridiculous.
You're not doing the wall, man.
You're not doing the wall.
You can't tell me nothing.
All right.
That's it.
I'm gonna snitch on you, bro.
Dude.
I'm gonna snitch on you.
You're gonna snitch on me, bro.
I'm gonna snitch on you, man.
Ha!
That's it.
this is unacceptable bro this is unacceptable bro see that Jason see that
right there something that's 10 feet more yeah don't come back up
adapt no don't lie on me I'm alive adapt
I need a Wifi bro. Your Wifi doesn't work by the way. Why?
I don't know, it doesn't work. You're gonna get off of it.
Hey my family!
What you got to do bro? I'm gonna adapt, I'm snitching on him.
For what?
For putting up this fucking wall.
He's actually unacceptable wall.
He's doing a diagonal bullshit.
Alright tell daddy.
He's telling the daddy, bro.
He's not allowed to do that.
Where's my dad?
No, he's not, bro.
What's that for?
Put that on the corner and grab it.
We can't let this happen.
Because that's the courthouse that he's building into now.
It's not even his room anymore.
Dad, I'm live right now.
Urgent, urgent.
Listen, Soki's building his walls up right now
And we all agree he could do that but listen he's building a wall a diagonal wall
That's like splits his room that goes into the courthouse now. It's done. He's doing too much
I'm gonna show you right now. So you're now
dad look
You see right here. He's doing I got it down your wall right here
Cross the store you can't cross the store
Kill yourself you can't do it. You can't do that brown yourself. You can't do that. Yeah, let's tell us
Wait, you look like you want a vibe
Wait, he's a you tweak it bro. Can I say you tweak it? I'm tweaking. I'm tweaking with a dad
Yo, I doubt what you buy don't even do that. Don't you can't you can't yo this Bob your way out of this one, bro? No
Why did you text me?
You got him so fucking jealous that he doesn't even know
Yeah, bro.
Tell him about the fucking hell, bro.
I got it.
I got it.
Check me where you're at right now, bro.
I'm gonna pull up, bro.
He's not pulling up.
No, no.
Did I sex with him?
No, no.
He's diverted, bro.
He's putting a fucking wall.
He has no game.
Yeah
Yeah, that's what you call on
guy urges
Now you put this wall up. I'm gonna fuck it's going down
You put you I so you know how much I cost you break that I'm gonna break this I bet and we break
You know what the lives are worth
See what happened I have to come see you gave you the kid not this shit. So I'm saying you know
You're gonna see and what happened you was a brown getting choked up
And it will happen
And I didn't get to calm the fucking fucking
One thing and you're lucky you're lucky cuz he was strange something you
What you wanted she said
Now what now what?
You see that bad woodicure, bad woodicure you got.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Doing nothing but jumping up and down.
No, no, no, he be doing like some footwork stuff.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, bro.
Get into the jump room and punch you up.
You can't do that. You never do that, bro.
Ha ha ha! I'm gonna be in trouble with this son of a bitch.
He's literally a fucking puddle.
Fuck up!
You would never step in a ring.
You're a pussy.
What?
Oh, I need a billiard. I need a billiard, bitch.
You're a pussy. That's what it is.
You need a million? No, just say you're scared.
You're scared, bro. I did that shit for free.
I lost money getting away. You're a pussy you never do that
Yo
Nah, no
You said
Yeah, you too, bro.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
What are you doing?
So, our hallway is going to go away.
It's going to go to fucking nothing.
It's going to go, it's just blocked off.
Two blocked off entrances in this hallway.
Are you good, bro?
A door right here, a door right here, and one right there.
Oh my god!
You own this hallway!
Oh, wait, wait, I'm lying. One right here.
Oh yeah, we changed it.
Yeah, it's gonna be a glass door as you can see in here and we're gonna put a door right here a glass door right here
Yeah, no
You own this hallway
Core house is the core house is the core hallway core hallway, bro. This is not your hallway
Be a serious, bro. You I'm smiling. I'm a serious
What do you mean you're gonna get a fucking glass door?
You'll be able to see through it though.
Yeah, people see it.
All right, let me have it go like this.
Here it is, boys.
Oh, let's go.
All right.
This door is normal.
This door is fine.
This is an F.
We're gonna take a couple more measurements
from where our swans went.
Let me just say bro, look, you should be all right.
Yeah, go to the cops.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm just gonna give you a call.
No.
I'm gonna give you a call to this one.
It's not even gonna coot at this point, bro.
You're blocking up the fucking ward?
No, I'm gonna cooch at this one.
You're gonna put a lock on a fucking hallway.
All right, you're right.
I'm gonna put it right on the lock.
So if you really feel the pressure,
you can lock her on the outside.
Oh, it's him.
How you going out here?
No, I'm not gonna hurt you, I...
I'm not gonna hurt you, bro, I can't do this.
Oh, it's your...
You can't do this.
You're being a vodka right now,
is your, who the hell are you?
You're ruining our fucking house, bro.
Dude.
You're ruining your house.
Dude, you're being a vodka, bro.
That's it, that's it.
H wage get get us kicked out of this
$20,000 doing this bullshit
Slide I'll be I'm gonna slide
What's the point of leaving all of me?
This is not going away.
This is all the way.
So why you got the door?
So why you got the door?
Because what do you know?
Eyes on the left.
Are you retarded?
Look, we'll take off this door and take off that door.
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
This is all the way.
That hallway is not your room.
This is my room.
This is the car.
Yeah, I'm going to go to all of you.
I paid more money for this room.
I paid more money for this room every month.
I paid more money for this room!
I paid more money for this room!
No, I don't! I'm deaf as a master!
It's four masters?
In what house is there four fucking masters?
In what house is there four masters?
I don't have a master bedroom.
It's a big room, yes, but every room is like that!
And you could have gotten one like that!
Words were among them.
Because you told us to be down there!
Because you know any room with them
I chose
I chose
I chose
I know
They said that he was going to pay more for a serve room and then somehow now I'm paying more than him
Okay, now you're diverting everything because just before you were saying you would not have roomed with me
Yeah, what now?
Yeah, what now?
That master was going to be a master?
No, no, no, no, you're
At that master?
No, no, no, no, bro!
You're not going to get me, bro!
You're blocking up a fucking hallway!
So now everybody got to go through my room to get to the kitchen is that what you're telling me?
I'll do this for you.
Because you're my man.
I'll do this for you.
And then, this, this, this, this, this.
They're all gonna take it out.
I'm gonna put some LEDs under my shit.
This, this, this, this is all gonna take it out.
That was about to be some nice shit.
You're gonna empty these whole hallway.
This is gonna be a bomb, yeah.
This is not your hallway, bro.
It's not your hallway, bro.
It's not your hallway.
Who comes here the most, rather than me?
Everybody that uses the kitchen.
You go do your room, crack head.
I do, but not everybody else.
Exactly.
So sometimes.
My dad uses the kitchen.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not your kitchen.
I
Control these lights bitch you see that when I close this door and I wanted to be right outside yourself
I'm gonna turn it back on and now we can see
But I know
This hallway is not yours.
I'm sorry. I'm leaving it over.
Yeah, and this is your door and that's it, bro.
Sure.
What are you gonna tell me?
So you're putting it in my space. This is my space.
So you're putting what? What? A door right here?
What are you doing?
Oh, I could do that. I could put a door right here, a door right here.
Nah, but then you still see me if I come outside.
Whatever, just wait outside my room. I know what you mean.
That's kind of ass.
I'm gonna sneak right by, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna sneak right by and come through here.
So, so.
So you better split this star right here in the middle.
You better split this star.
Well, I thought it would be a star.
You gonna be like, uh, oh, don't look at me.
Wait, wait, no, not to look at me.
I'm sorry, not to look at me.
What's that she called?
Origami, you fucking dumb.
Are you trolling me or are you trolling me?
That's fucking.
You trolling me, you trolling me.
What the fuck, what the fuck?
You told me, you told me, you told me, you told me, man.
You folded up, no?
I'm about to have a fucking curved fucking wall.
Actually, you're right.
It should be curved, because then it's
going to bleed me with a little bit of smith
to get the room out of my slot, dude.
So baby, you're telling me, yeah, it's going to be like this.
Yeah?
What about the back side of the wall?
No, no, it's not.
Why me, damn, man, I mean, oh, I actually can't do that.
So you're being nice, bro.
Well, I actually can't even do that.
Because if I split this out, I'm not going to split the light.
Fuck.
This ass, I'm gonna have to figure out a little bit.
Maybe I split the lightning goes on this side
and this side at the same time, maybe.
Why would you do that, bro?
I don't wanna see your chock face every fucking moment.
Hey, we just put a fucking door in here, bro.
It's probably gonna keep us asleep in here.
Don't ask.
I don't bother you when you're sleeping.
Don't bother you unless there's a shoe.
You do.
I can literally feel your presence
of chockness when you walk through this corridor
as this makes me so mad.
It's just so true.
It is.
Yeah, ruin the fucking house, bro.
Ruin the house, because we've done it.
Like, he's smiling face shirt.
Yes, from Jackson Wing.
Jackson Wing?
I just did a song with Jackson Wing.
What's he do the song with?
Ah.
Yeah, ruin the house, bro.
Yeah, ruin the house, bro.
Fuck.
Oh my god, bro.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
I was solo bro.
So you're not putting it on?
No, you're dumbass.
Fuck when I split the star.
I split the fucking lights.
I'm not gonna put one there either.
Oh my god.
But yeah, there's gonna be another door here though.
Right here?
Yeah, right here to my room and then one right here.
I'm gonna miss you too, bro.
I'm gonna miss you too.
But you're good, bro.
You're gonna be good, bro.
You're not gonna miss me, bro.
No you don't.
I need a coin.
Man, this war is gonna get put the fuck up.
Hey, we in my house gonna make the most of it. Come on.
It's my last time, bro.
What the fuck do you do? What are you coming to the bathroom with me for?
Hell no! Hell! You're not getting that clip.
Stop that, boy, that's it.
The last time, bro. Okay, keep round.
This is dad's the last time, bro.
This is bro, you might as well be leaving the fucking courier house at this point.
Is that ass the last time I've ever seen you?
Is that gonna believe?
No, bro.
I'm not the opposite.
This is dead ass, bro.
Yo, why did FPC say that wrong?
Why did FPC say that wrong page on rent?
That wrong page shit was just reloaded on rent.
Did you see that?
No, I didn't.
I paid more rent than wrong.
Yo, I was joking.
He said yeah, let me see let me see you pay right
You look at it for free you're free loaded
He said everybody here. Hey, we said walk me to rat. He's a wrong place where you guys should be in this fucking house
I don't fucking kids. He's died out
What's going on, bro?
What is he thinking about us?
What's up, I can't believe I never see you again. I need to get my towel
I need to get my towel
room. I'm gonna hose a silky funeral. I'm gonna hose a silky funeral outside of
your room.
This is the last time I'm ever going to see you, bro.
You see what I'm saying?
I can't go into the wall.
I would never be doing this if you didn't have the wall up.
You have been doing this!
I'm going to do it for tonight, bro, because this is the last time I can ever do this.
This is the last time I can ever do this, bro.
This is the last time we're doing...
Bro, I'm closet just for hats.
Is that okay? Like a little problem?
No, I'm just saying, barely.
You got a problem with everything I do?
I'm just saying, you got extra closet. I didn't even know about this closet. You gotta up your shit at this point.
Oh, really? Oh. Come here, follow me.
I paid!
Oh, you?
I paid more than...
Oh, okay.
I paid...
Yeah, you paid because you have a huge ass room. You have a huge ass company, right?
Huge ass room, right?
You have the huge ass master bedroom, I'm serious.
I'm not a master, but okay.
Oh, shit!
Oh shit, Jason Productions with a fucking lock on it.
Oh, yeah, we need all this shit.
We need all this shit.
I pay damn near 10K for every move.
You don't.
Yes, I do.
You pay the same amount as Lacey.
You pay the same amount as Lacey.
Yes, because you have to use a streamer.
Exactly, you just have a whole fucking
costume of production.
It does.
Open the closet.
Open the closet.
Open the closet.
Open the closet.
I did that going on in the closet.
What's going on in the closet?
I didn't know what I'm talking about.
I was like, guess what?
Guess what?
Oh
And it's okay, hey, you're gonna get paid you're gonna go pay for some god
Yeah, but so that means that they get a fucking room
Use for our YouTube video
Why can I
I don't want to be in this no more you got like pop a group this is the sound of my
bed from right here this is here I don't see this out here I don't see this out here
this should be up I paid you 10k well I don't like you saying that
at least he doesn't have another fucking medicine does Drew's Drew's whole
shit he had a whole closet with production in there in the guest house in the guest
house so we're gonna up in red we up in your shit first so we're gonna up your
shit for your signal
by the way I've already been started paying double by the way sorry since
when I script I said how much I was really supposed to pay and I paid double
Last one.
What'd you do?
Um, that was great.
So you misread and had to pay double this?
I never misread.
I never misread.
So you misread and had to pay double this?
I never misread.
So why you pay double?
Because I didn't go double.
You know why I pay double?
Because I said, okay, since I'm getting this room and this room, I'll pay double.
That's what you do.
Okay.
And you add another room.
So you pay double every month now.
Bet.
Every month.
Did you fight?
Did you fight?
Every month.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Every month.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Oh, I didn't want to sleep your fingers. So just chill
Yeah, actually
Since somebody did say that they were gonna pay way more than me next one
I'm actually not gonna be double there got the top of like a band
They see what we have been and Russell owes me 250
I need that I need that we're broke. I need that
I need that.
I need that.
Back at work.
I can't believe you, bro.
Come on, man.
I'm going to 24-hour
in your kitchen.
This is the last time I'm ever going to see this kitchen.
Bro,
I'm going to 24-hour
overnight in Stokey's fucking kitchen.
It's okay, bro.
Bro, calm down, bro.
Calm down, bro.
I'm a grown man, bro.
Yeah, you're a grown man, and you're putting up
these fucking mations for walls, bro.
You gonna paint that, bro?
Like, come on, bro.
What are you gonna pull right here, bro?
You see, it was like I'm back in Arlington.
I'm a little tougher right here.
What do you feel that it is in the sense that it is?
What do you think you're gonna master wall?
Are you gonna master wall?
No, I'm just gonna keep it like this, yes, dumbass.
Well, it's probably gonna just match this.
Probably gonna put the same type of design,
match that, or it might make a mess.
That is a matter, it's pretty much a matter.
You leave me crying and you calm down
and you go to the toilet, hey.
What do you guys think of that, bro?
I think it's all over with Jesse, hey.
That was unbelievable, bro.
I'm gonna be banging on your shit, man.
I'm gonna be banging on your shit.
Don't bite me, bro.
You feel too tired, bro.
Nah, this is selfish of you.
Because you're not able to do this.
Come into my life.
You're selfish, man.
You're selfish.
Come into my life and do whatever the fuck you want.
Come on, though.
Come on, bro.
It's not even weird, bro.
I didn't solve it exactly the way.
Okay, I'll miss you, too.
Is that son behind you?
Come on, be me ready.
It's over, bro.
It's deadass over, bro.
Nah, bro.
Nah, we gotta talk something about run, bro.
Nah, this is big as fuck.
Tch.
Tch.
Who do I call, bro, like something's gonna happen?
Who do I call, bro?
Who do I call, dude?
Siky might as well be meeting.
I already called Daddy.
I already called Daddy, but he's, bro, he's fucking partying or some shit, man.
What do I do?
What do you call a team meeting, I need to call a team meeting, I need to call a team
meeting, bro.
Lays?
Bro, what is Call of Lays going to fucking do, huh?
I need an emergency meeting now!
No one's fucking home, bro.
I need an emergency meeting with Druid Lays.
Fuck!
I
Based on yo
Important bro important
What the fuck was the code?
I have no clue.
I think they changed it.
They changed the code, bro.
God, I don't even have-
Oh shit.
It's not text- I mean, it's not a lot of text, bro.
I
Didn't raise one of Ron and then uh
Oh my god he's showering. Holy shit. Why is there a fucking window bro? Holy shit.
What the fuck? Yo! Yo!
Who was there? Were there two little things bro?
Bro how do you gotta put a blinds up bro? Yo, that's bad. That's bad. That's bad.
I
See shit, I'm gonna be honest
Oh
Good cat boomer
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
shit
Ahhhhhhh
Nah bro
Nah bro, if he and Suki gotta stop being the same at this thing, bro
Some shit we gotta go home
Ah, that's it
Oh no! Suki's saying we gotta up-round you ladies
Oh, everybody mad now, everybody mad now, everybody mad now, everybody mad now, oh fuck,
I mean actually ask these guys how much, if they're actually gonna put the door or am
I get invaded and then I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and there's a fucking wall in between that star
How many more walls y'all putting up? Just a question.
Quick question. One more?
Yeah.
Wait, wall or two doors?
We're gonna put up another door.
And no wall, right?
Well, we can cover up as much as we want.
But Silky, that man in there, did he tell you anything about a wall?
No, he was, I think he wants one more built, but that's not gonna be until tomorrow.
I don't know what another wall. Yeah. Where's this wall going?
I don't know yet. Those are bright.
I might just remodel the whole fucking house at this moment.
Yeah, right?
Am I right, guys? Yeah, fucking, yeah, fucking.
And you can extend his room.
You're I mean, just maybe take a half of the house.
Yeah. Right. Yeah. Great idea.
OK, wait. So there's another wall and another door coming up.
Door coming in. Yeah.
Where's this wall?
Do you know where the wall is coming?
just this one no he said you have placement tomorrow but yeah it's all
built like built today it's already in place one of them the doors is already
in place the other one we're gonna figure that out tomorrow we don't know
exactly okay got it got it okay thank you ever yeah all right let me have you
any waters or anything a beer okay all right I need you to battery
you
Oh, we backchatting.
What's everything?
All right, well...
Drew and Lace just got their rent raised.
I'm sorry, bro. I ain't gonna lie, I'm sorry.
Not even me for that to happen, bro.
What, did they?
Now they're conversating about it right now.
Bro, but another wall?
Where's Silky about to put this wall, bro?
Is he not what I am?
Yo, Silky!
Silky?
Hi, I'm down.
You ready to get windy?
Okay.
Maybe that face?
Wait, you wanna see my windy...
My mini outfit?
Tomorrow?
Yeah.
You should show it tomorrow.
Don't put it on yet.
Yeah.
Oh my god, yeah.
Practice Val?
Practice Val.
I'm not gonna practice Val.
I'm sure I practice with the Ryan Higa. Is he live?
Uh-oh. New chat boomer.
Mechachameleon, I'm down, we get a little squad gone.
So my team leader doesn't want to pick up
Call again
What time is it? When does he live Canada? What time is it? Where's shanks is that chat?
So what's my teammate this guy's toast I call this guy's toast I
Don't got his number bro, unfortunately
Jane wanted proud fraud
I
Damn this is dead as fuck, bro
Lays color
Yo, let's
Sorry, bro, I didn't mean to I didn't mean to start your rent being to be raising shit
Yeah, yeah, but I just wanted to see if you're homeless
But you should be on the below.
I'll be home in like 10 minutes.
All right, bro.
All right, see you around.
Peace.
So that was Drew I saw naked in the shower.
Let's just see what everybody's doing on Twitch.
Anybody gaming, bro?
Maybe I can game with somebody
cage rule
What the fuck is going? Oh fuck no
Oh hell no, bro. I can't hear shit
Anybody else can hear nothing or like am I fucking you?
Can't hear anything
I can't hear anything.
Let me see.
Oh.
Mecha Chameleon.
I've seen this already.
Alright, so I guess people are playing league or watching league XUCs playing sand Raiders of Sophie
catchy catchy is watching Argentina a case on his raising on GTA
Hey, bro, why don't I see what you do?
And the Mastin.
There you go.
Ludwig is playing Rivals of Aether.
Miss you, Buzz.
Yo, Yuki, bro.
Miss you, too, dude.
Are you live?
Chopper to Vegetarian.
You want a butter?
Yeah.
That's a milk product.
That's a dairy product.
everybody in this room. Argentina is just so good. They're up against Cabo Verde.
Call a prod.
Should I just hop into a lobby, babe?
update
update
I'm then hoppin' to lobby bro
then hoppin' to lobby
I don't follow page
hell fuckin' Jason dude
I'm out of shingin' the gorshi store
So freaking good. So freaking good.
You put, you basically like melt butter and then mix this in.
That's 24 year old.
24 or two man?
Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, think that for the fire.
Mecca better than Val.
Mecca better than Val.
I
Dc playing mecha. I bet yeah, I bet we are oh
Oh, is that
I mean brother just I mean
Here we go boys
Back on the game gonna get some practices so I don't fail my teammates
Let's see if I'm not any stream until I hit
Immortal
Call by BG
BG chopped ass doing bear
He's gaming
It's playing Elden
I'm gonna just get in there, I'm gonna just get in there, I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually
excited to play Valve, but this feeling always happens, like before I hop into a lobby I feel
excited to play the game and then I hop into the fucking lobby and all my teammates are
dunderheads and I want to immediately get off, so let's see if the game is fun or
not.
Okay, let's see under his, okay.
Wait, they were at Norway Prince.
That's kind of five, bro.
Comp is horrible right now.
It don't matter, bro.
What should I do?
Wait, John, which one should I do?
I don't know.
Right now it don't matter, bro. What should I do?
Wait, John, which one's the best, like most like competent and fun teammates?
I don't know if you want to just have fun, bro.
You want servers?
Yeah, servers.
Cali.
Okay, so serious players are in Texas.
Illinois are serious players as well.
I think Cali is just like, yeah, you'll find your demographic there for sure.
I bet. Time to practice chat. Buy my lonesome.
Buy my lonesome. Oh, I'm in. Let's go, baby.
Split!
Let's see my teammates!
Let's see my teammates!
Yo!
What's good team?
They'll drop at their far!
Awesome.
Hey, can we get a quick mic check on one?
Quick mic check, guys?
Yo!
I need more enthusiasm, guys.
It's the new act.
I'm trying to win.
I'm trying to win.
Let's do this.
Woo hoo.
Yeah, hey, Gigi, somebody died on God.
I'm going to throw this.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to throw it.
Hey, let's win, though, guys.
Why do y'all sound so sad, bro?
Yeah, I'm sick.
Sick?
I'm sick, too, but sick.
You can be happy and sick.
I don't sort the root.
Inference to, like, be loud.
Oh, shit.
Sorry about that, dude.
Have you taken a coffee out?
as like everyone should okay all right um what about wait or richel richel goes are you
gonna do you got a mic yeah yeah i got a mic okay what about you player player two cypher
let's uh jason that's good brad
the chosen one
I
Man, I can't wait can't wait to hop on that boys mood. What do you mean mood?
Where
What are you doing play this game Jason
Aren't you like a my real streamer or something dude? No, we're a game
No, you're not yes
I bet I bet let's make a bet you're a IRL Andy
I play videos I'm gonna talk for you. You watch that for a stoplight. I bet I bet
I'm gonna take that to heart. Oh look what I roast in don't bother for
Who's your favorite shooter of soda poppin no, hell no
Oh Joe Barclay, honestly, I watch a lot of moxie
Fox is my boy, it's not bad, wait, are you actually Jason?
There's a neon in the air, I'm getting a good flanking
one man. Just wait on me. Just wait on me.
I'm blowing up. I'm blowing up. How is that a son, bro?
Can we get a nice try going on the chat, please like any other routes you would have would have
Holy shit
I'm a you know, why do you not have your name private though for real? I don't know
I just want to play the game
Okay
Focus on the game, dude
Well, I want to know why we had a neon and a heaven two seconds in the game wait, why do y'all all sound the same?
We don't say
I don't like are you all queued up?
No
Hey, I tried them for fucking one at 130 on this fucking desk girl one more
Nice
I'm not gonna I kind of wonder around for us. Let me check the doob chat. I eat 51 new messages
Well, I'm leaving core
Wait Jason how long have you been playing Valor I didn't even know you played Valyo is this a Q&A or is it a comp game?
Q&A bro just answer this freaking question
either be
Alright today, that's a lucky anchor
They're going slow
I'm gonna play this one
Wait, wait, I gotta get my gun
me bro i'm tripping i'm having i'm i got to go to you so i'm sorry i'm praying i'll
be okay stop stop stop i'm not tier three are you kidding me yo so you're telling me
I'm on par with
You're telling me I'm on par with fucking with fucking tears. Who's a tier three who's a tier three
Ludwig
race huge you go mid off rip i like to go mid a lot it looks like i got you i got you i'm gonna throw
i'm gonna throw in there i have that
so many so many all right i'm coming in coming in coming in oh
oh what's going on changing i got a lot of room oh
What do you want planes dog just chill this is not the real thing
Yo
All right
Browson should be saffron B
Oh my god, am I actually a dirty iron roast ringer, bro?
Yo, Jason, say something in Asian.
Like, man, I'm not a zoo animal for you, buddy.
What the fuck?
Yeah, look who saved this round.
Can't be that poor, bud.
Say something in Asian.
Fuck.
city-ass fucking game bro I don't need a practice to play it scrubs
hi guys save room we're good they love to go a cypher let's utilize your trips
oh man play a with me I'll actually only go mid I'll play a I'll hold this
you down trust me offer this voice we gonna say a little bit okay this
takes time we can't retake for shit I can IDL I can IDL
You want to play let's play
Like what the fuck what is abilities
I can't play I can't play I can't play
That's uh from re-zero. It's like that's like a mean. Oh, what's your favorite enemy? Oh
Fuck either re-zero or bleach. Oh
Attack on Titan
Oh, I like I said attack on Titan like the end game not a huge fan of that like it
Okay, okay, you by me omen
Yeah, I got you that's all that's all rent a girl friend
I saw like the first season in high school man like I grew up on my god
I can't be too much of a degenerate. I see like it every once in a while
I see you btw
I've been having a hard time
I've been holding mid
Yo
I got this
I ain't gonna lie bro, give me office sit, give me office sit, give me office sit, give me office sit
Yo Jason, what's going on brother?
Listen, if there's not anything positive to say, don't say it at all
You wanna see something crazy?
Yeah, let's see this shit
Alright bet
Shut up, I bet
Here, you want me to blind you in a pappool? I can like blind like an anal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it, do it, do it
I
But I got this shit. I'm gonna do this. You'll make a wave second. It's gonna go off the rip off the rip
It's you
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Let's switchy here, let's go already.
Who dropped that FF?
It was Omen, I saw him do it.
What the heck?
Yo, I'm chickening you.
I
Got a sick I should get a bro. Just focus Jason. It's okay. It's okay. I
Can't play bro, what the fuck buddy don't be peeking first off here
Shit, I love
Wait laying on our chamber
I think at least for sure they got out there actually in the gift it's
The bus left left left
One cross left I don't think they could did they both did I think
There's no way man
I
See your father
The Auschwitz like the bro, I knew it
I knew it!
Yeah, this one is stacked, eh?
Yeah, they love going, hey bro, I think they're stream slapping, huh?
Wait, you're a streamer?
No.
Not bad, guys.
Hey Jason, get in their face, bro, I believe.
I believe
My shotgun is 43 damage, I guess my shotgun is 43 damage, I guess bro, they do the same thing every rap
Not out yet
They nerf the bucky so I can't one shot with a bucky anymore
it could be a red satan
i think they're running away
yeah, they're running away
i jumped by my boat
me and they all were like this
i can't fucking kill them
wait, blink
hey logan, hey logan, hey logan
logan
what the fuck is logan
kill the
oh fuck, one main
I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in
alright no more that fucking I'm not I get it I'm one in ten I listen Jason one in ten
bro Jason one in ten man pick it up alright bro watch watch watch yo someone play heaven
So play it after so play it after
I
Yeah, bro, I can't look game 1.4 on the chamber. I got one in the smoke. They're both here
my warm-up game chat I'm gonna Cali servers bro it's actually a pink if I try
out of pride in a gecko over some shit offer it that's gonna try and take
over size fast as possible I hear outside a
I
Where am I hearing footsteps am I tripping defaults them they're like one mid one B1A. Oh my fucking god
My shit's all backwards
I
Know thanks this one for you thanks this one for you in a three in a three two
One rafters one rafters
I'm flanking them.
Yo, this Neon owns me, he's my fucking father.
One enemy remaining.
We have a five.
Five down, A. Thirty seconds left.
One hit.
Good shit.
Good shit team.
Good shit team listen, I want to pick it up guys making it
Don't be honest, bro. Thanks. Thanks. I was gonna be for tier three. I'm the best option gang. You have no one else
For tier three I'm the best option I bet I bet make a trade make a trade make a trade for somebody
Call me after I beg I got you
What do you want points for me?
Oh, darling dude watch your fucking mouth. Don't ever say that should again. You're gonna be finished
I
Make my whole team here big mouth team matter of fact, bro. I'm gonna play I'm feeling a nasty flake Ashley now
Drop down
I'm gonna write me on, one sec.
No, just, no!
You know what it is?
It's because my table is a bit too low.
I play with a higher table.
And my, and my mother did not tilt it.
And my senses are a little too high
Listen four stingers go be trust
I'm gonna double I'm gonna double say no. I mean yeah. Yeah. Hey are the worst part of worst plan I've ever heard
Hey, yeah, watch just watch
I fucking hate this Phoenix, bro
They're dead ass sniping it was five bro.
Why they don't play better weeks in the tournament.
What?
What are you saying?
I'm not gonna lie Phenis buy me a fucking Vandal bro.
the heck no bro that's just a waste of credits
this game of shit I'm not gonna lie I'm not a withdraw from this whole
they say why it mobs corner what the fuck are you talking about why get
Logs corner, bro!
Just say it!
I'm not saying it, I'm just saying it.
Say, say, saunty mogs tie!
Alright, give me five, I got you.
I'll buy you a gun for you to say that.
How about focus on the game? I'm trying to win, but this is my placement, please.
If we win, love, save whatever you want.
Here's my whole only thing, though. If we're trying to win, how will we 3-15?
Alright, you're muted.
Oh, god, you're muted. He's got muted.
I'm a whole team muted.
Fuck!
Give me a, give me a fuck out of this game!
Give me the outlet of this fucking game!
I think all three of their 65 one the mix
Do you witness I'll actually start trying
Nice try
Or my desk this hop is too high
Dang bro game you didn't see
All right, let's lock in
All right, no don't surrender don't surrender this is Jason's lock-in moment, I believe I'll be positive
I believe I believe
I'm a job.
Alright, push through smoke, 3, 2.
What?!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
1c2 1c2 1c2
SLEEPS NIGHT! SLEEPS NIGHT BIRD! SLEEPS NIGHT BIRD!
Jason imma be honest bro no one streams my thing
No they're not stepping on you
Ah, bell, holy shit, bell, holy shit!
You want to play, let's play.
Peep me, bitch. Peep me, bitch. Peep me, bitch.
this game is sick I'm never hoping in a
shit ever again bro this game is
actually sick give me up 36 on that
guy go all but oh my god I'm getting
streets now I'm getting everything
literally how do I win bro
fuck i didn't even say it in all chat bro
WHOA!
YO!
I DID NOT!
Yo dude that's messed up bro.
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
N.T.
Where am I from?
Yeah.
Why does that matter?
You are all shit at this game!
All of you are now shit!
Wait, what are you from?
NC
Where am I from?
Yeah
Why does that matter?
You were all shit at this game
All of you are dogs shit
Never a cue again bro
Never a cue again
Yalla C
Throw my fucking car
Yalla C
3 and 18 Jason
No old
I'm trying to get him bro
I'm gonna play on my servers
I'm gonna play on my servers
I'm gonna play on my servers. Time to play on my servers.
Oh, let me call the shakes real quick.
My brother said call me after and you just like I just don't understand do this
us. If we're number no, he'd literally FaceTime me off that number. I'm not getting a fucking
carry. I don't need a carry. Watch. Now I'm on Cali servers. You better see a different
fucking beast
You better see a different beast
I'm not gonna go back here.
Well fuck you, show the names. How do I remove that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yellow team
What's up? Hey, man, listen my first game of the day. Let's let's do this shit. Hey, same here
Yeah, what up shanks? Hold on bad internet
What was that Jason what are you talking about a two and fifty or even what the fuck was that
You guys doing placements
Wait, is that what I think it is
Yummy chetted out y'all got fat
I
Can't lie to you. I ain't gonna be home in a month
So like we should have lose that tournament. No way. I'm getting broke. I bet I carry you. It's all good. It's all good
You see our comp
I just watched you went to and 20 dog like what are you doing here now? I'm trolling cuz I'm playing it up to stream, bro
No more world
Set the fuck up
Oh my god
Oh
You see now I'm taking this back now I'm taking that back hook him
Oh, my god, though, I need I need that one hundred days. So like I'm gonna need to lock in it's a hundred gay
Yeah, I'm saying I need that 100.
They can't control.
We're not talking about everything about you.
That everything's about you.
That everything's about you.
God.
Holy bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, we're competing.
I'm gonna hit you later.
All right, bro, hit me.
I'm gonna hit you later, but I need to lock him.
I'm a lot.
I'm a lot.
I got my guy.
I'm competing to fucking beat him.
Yeah, imagine the camera just ready for the advice what you do is to eat what you do is
to eat what you do is to eat.
Okay, you mind about just chill?
You mind about just chill?
Alright bro, I'm gonna go for a break.
Oh, oh, get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here, fuck.
You gotta chill for a while.
You fucking play my everything.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck!
He's just fucking my clothing burrowing.
Ha!
Wait, Jake.
I'm coming different now.
Wait, shut up, don't chill.
I'm coming different now.
I'm coming different now.
I'm coming different now.
Don't open all the locking, wait.
Jason, chill.
Stop.
Put that down.
All right.
Put that down.
Put that down.
Put that down.
Jason, I just want to
say my song.
I just want to show you how you talk to them huh you had to talk yeah
yeah it makes that it's very good we had a very misunderstanding and then we
came to understanding so what's your right now
the same as it was last month obviously I didn't talk about shit then
I
I'm a democracy. This is democracy. Oh, so you want to see oh democracy means a group. Oh
Who the monar
Yo, my- my- my- my Q-pop bro, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
Yo, my Q-pop.
What map is this?
I
Yeah, and I'm going to go small later on before, you know.
I have an idea today, okay?
Alright, bro.
See the pull-out on the back?
No.
See the pull-out on the back?
Yeah, what about the-
It's 10 feet on the left side.
Jump in, don't come back up.
You might make a throw.
That's just weird, bro.
Yo, so we're going to sit here and lock five,
do a list, give me the fuck out of here, man.
What the fuck is this game?
And we got no mics too.
Cherry on fucking top.
I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet and do map I bet you know what lock you lose. I don't care anymore. I don't care
Holy fuck bro, holy shit, dude
Yo guys we got mice or am I like what's going on?
Yo, can you shut up?
Yo, can you shut up?
Brother, that's not your real voice.
You can- there's no girls in this lobby.
You can use your real voice.
Brother, brother, can you shut up?
Fuck you, buddy, how about that?
How about we co- wait, let's win, bro.
That's my placements.
And I- and I actually might be chasing.
Here you go, bro.
Yeah, I shoulda dodged.
I mean stop talking like that bro you're making me uncomfortable it's my it's my normal voice
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work.
I'm blind.
Cough, cough, cough.
I got you, Jason.
What do you got here?
Okay, so explain this to me.
My duelist is missed.
You have four other duelists, bro.
No, bro, we need to deal with those bullets.
I've never played this dog shit map before.
Police!
It's up! It's up! I can't!
That went bad.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
I don't know this map, bruh. I don't even know it. I don't even know it. It's over.
It was my best shift. It was my best shift.
uh-uh
Yo sobo you want an idea?
Now I got a- I'm gonna contact you by bandit by bandit
Contact
All right
I'm gonna break my whole fucking team. That's what I'm gonna do. Let's fucking do this
Yo, this over is just like fucking using his bed voice on me, bro. I can't play I cannot play
bomb sites
No
All right guys, let's go I'm gonna double flash
I'm also dead
Get in there guys, what 4 do this?
There he is, there he is
Jason, where was the last one?
I
Know so you need to talk to give me energy you need to talk you need to keep talking so I can win this round for us
Last a lot every single time
30 seconds left it's just like bro I'm gonna be honest I so would use his
abilities there we wouldn't want that room if you got a shock on the floor
that would help my dad killjoy yeah if you shock the floor there use our
you to maybe use a drone call outs exactly you didn't use your shock darts bro
what are you saving them for next round come the fuck on bro lock the fuck in
does my placements don't sell my shit I'm too faded it's already gone the game
They know where we're going though
We're gonna get firing
Make noise here and hold flank
Make noise, make noise
Am I tripping?
Or did I just see somebody?
Okay, there.
There.
There.
There.
There.
What I do what I do you
Stay there, so but where are you going? We're splitting it. No, no, it's it's fake
That is FF versus
Spiked down and last player standing so it's over bro. Let's just get it. Let's just go next place
Was never meant to be
So we'll go ahead and just sell everything and buy me this pantom by being desperate
I have no idea what to do.
I have no R&B.
We're going B. We're going B. We're going B. We're going B. We have no R&B.
They're dogging B. How? I don't know.
Fuckin' my head right now.
Where am I?
Hey!
Alright boys.
Oh my gosh
120 come on bro your full HP this fucking way
I
Nice bro, good job good job
We can actually win can actually win we got this bro we got this
Yeah, it's going to be a real hole
I'm working mate, I don't give a fuck, fuck this team, fuck this game, fuck everything.
Yo, stop beating, come with us, stop beating.
Oh my god!
Come on, try it, try it, try it, bro!
Motherfucker!
I
I
Where are you going? I don't know bro much
I was always fucking jerking off mid and I'm actually trying to play the game
No, thank you for the five bro
So oh and six really waffle really bro. I got you bro. I got you don't even stress. Let me lie
I don't have any big stress
I'll tell you right now, I'm not picking up that fucking bomb
I'm not picking up the bomb because I'm not again reloading
Of course this fucking guy is just reloading
You know what's out next to me?
Oh, I'm watching the six
I'm watching the six
I got this. It's always been you Jason, it's literally always been you.
I'm fucking hungry! Come on!
Fuck it back, dude
I just needed a warm up bro. I just needed a warm up. All right, let's fake it and go be I just needed a warm up
I'm back
Go take a
We're faking we're faking stay there, bro. You do it
Nice nice, what's it?
This is why we valorant walk on you can walk on
Yeah, fuck off, bro. Holy fuck
What are you waiting for? No, Milton, Milton!
Milton, what are you doing, Bulk?
What are you waiting for? Don't be afraid to use your silver nuts.
There.
Oh, son of a...
Jokes over, jokes over.
Joke.
Alright, so where do they enter right here?
Yeah, I know why you I fucking dare you
Oh god, I'm paired with your butt
Good job, son of a
Oh my
It is baby. It is baby. I'm having off bro. I'm off
Yeah, that was a good thing they're not gonna over rotate we just go beads contact me at least by me bro
Holy fucking nominees
All right, we're gonna all
I'm going to go in there dude, can't get her to go in there.
Nice, go go go!
There's dude?
Huh?
Yep, all purple spot.
Can they not come through here?
One's flank!
Wait, down here Flank?
Great times bro, great times for me.
I got this.
Let's gooooo!
Oh my god, we are winning, we're winning!
We're winning!
We came off a wrong foot. We can actually win this guy's
We really got
Well, what I need a skin
What skin do you want?
Quick one two
I should find him down.
What?
Yo dude, so you need a CPA bro?
What is a CPA?
So...
A counten?
I have an accountant.
Spike down B
Come on
Come on guys
In this round we can win this whole shit feeling good
Who's
I wish it was nothing. I wish it was nothing. Please smoke us up guys. How did we forget this
fight? Hey it's predictable but. Rush A. Rush A. Rush A. Rush A. Rush A. Rush A.
I'm gonna lurk me. Just trust me on this one okay. I know. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What are you working bro? What are you doing?
Oh my god, let's finish it
Fine, whatever
What the fuck is happening
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god!
One enemy remaining.
I got this.
I got this, y'all!
I'm a fucking beast, bro.
Don't worry guys, I got this
So back
Yo, let's say again, let's say again
I'm gonna all listen, okay, Phoenix Phoenix all
Give me this bullshit, bro
It's especially kinda cool.
I need to kill here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh man, I might be the greatest y'all.
I could take me out of this game.
You're a fucking dog, dude.
You might be worse than me, bro.
You're 7-9, bro.
I'm getting there, bro.
I told you I got you, y'all.
I'm talking to you. Let me be your cpa. Let me be your car. That's a that's a bit of a personal question
What do you do for a living bro?
I might believe you son of a...
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Are they committing?
Oh fuck!
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, this is my site.
This is my site.
reports you did nothing bro what do you mean
you say it to maintain nothing I didn't shit to maintain that's like
where are you capping dude
that's what I fucking say
I'm gonna chase this big thing
chase this fucking slug down
I'm gonna fucking be running
you're on
where are you
oh see I'm both I'm walling
I'm walling
These guys are bots, oh my god, they've discredited me guys.
So they're all B guys.
Oh, what are you actually doing?
Waffle, shut the fuck up and play the game, bro.
What are you doing, bro?
I'm playing the game, just like you.
But no one was on B to help you.
Fight down, B.
Oh, I'm inside their spawn.
I don't know. I got greedy there.
Oh, fuck no!
Yeah, Waffle, go ahead and do me a favor, never queue another game after this.
Yeah, fuck you, bro.
Hit from the back, bro.
Pause.
What?
65 KJ.
Wait, where's Raker, y'all?
Oh, boy.
65 KJ. Wait, where's Raker, y'all?
What, Raker, y'all?
Yo, what, what, Raker, y'all?
Airball.
Dive into the town about right, man.
It's not bronze too
I'll be a sly
By a bandit's better
What'd you say by a bandit bro? No
Why you now watch what World Cup matches are playing right now
Any help boy?
Group stage is over? Oh, it's not a bracket lots? I don't you want to look at the bracket
Oh
I try bro
Time for knockouts
Time it's time
Whoever said waffle wins that waffle does win that yeah
And you're muted
I need a rejuice bro I need a quick rejuice
This is the comment if I can laugh for 15 seconds of that
I'm not afraid of you.
Actual good one. That was pretty good.
Hey, BB BBs! Committing B.
DIRT'S OVER! YOU'RE DEAD!
I
Somebody stick somebody stick
Am I about to go over five in placements we could already tell
You're walking around lethargic as fuck. Let's fight main here who you're talking to there
But that should applies to you spell lethargic you're spelling me champion, bro. Let me know you let me know
I
Watch it's not doing bad so far hold it down hold it down boys hold it down
Why did I just cue there bro like this is genuinely something wrong with my fucking you're gonna be
One go I'm a huge fling
Oh
Combat skin fucking juice stuff
Wow waffle decided to turn on your monitor was around good shit, bro
I thought you brought
I told you in the beginning of the game, bro
You guys like my JD?
Very fucked
My dad perished on that fucking
That shit is not a joke, bro
My father perished
Yeah, my father died right there
Nice link bro, so I click on that link?
Is that a raffle moment?
Fuckin' Tary
Tary, I don't know a single car
I'll just run in dude
What?
What?
Where?
How?
Where?
Where?
What is pinned?
Let's see if it's bullshit bro
He's unpinned dude
He's unpinned
Like good for her. I really want me to say
Her shit beefy yo game, what are you saying bro? That is a mother, bro
I
Mean that's on his head though. That's on his head
Spike down mid
What did he say bro?
What?
Oh my god!
Ah, it's over bro, it's dead ass over there.
Oh, it's over bro. It's dead ass over man. I'm just losing. I'm losing. I'm chasing
Locker in bro. I'm tough frag brother. You dead ass some window. No I'm on top of you.
That's not even that's not even
Yeah, millenies lead millenies lead
That's not make that a thing guys he'll be he'll be he's hello. I'm out of there
All right, then we should probably go beat it
Onside please bro. I'll do for that one. Oh, yeah, he's in response. Please. I'm never playing this shit ever again
kill drew and you flank every round something's not up here well for level
maybe instead of opening your mic to complain open it to calm and maybe I
I can play
I'm top frag I can't win I can't win with this
I'm on the top. I'm on the top. I'm on the top. No, you're not. You're not top of shit.
You're sharing the podium with two other people.
And you fucking died.
I
Stop calling me Wendy, but stop calling me Wendy. Oh god, bro. Please please
I'm talking you guys are all shit, man
oh shit fuck you so much
three more I don't know about three more
What the fuck is this?
What was this, bro?
Laze?
Who's franchise that, Laze?
Bro, I can't-
Yo, Jay, come on, bro.
Run it back with the old game, bro.
I know that, bro.
We can't even play.
oh my god bro how shit am I dude that's probably diamond okay that means
you're gold bro no you got it for you gotta finish your games bro I bet or
we could get on siege not fuck that I'm not in extreme until I get my
placements all right good luck bro all right thank you
that is that that's embarrassing bro this is embarrassing uh knockout stage
set here we go boys here we go Germany Paraguay do we go to this now low key
France Sweden I'm not going online probably not I will be watching Marlin
probably cry on stream after Sweden gets fucking butt-touched southern I'm
good off this as well Netherlands Marca probably good out there Portugal
Croatia maybe maybe maybe Spain Austria US versus I'm definitely going to
this shit for sure Brazil Japan I'm going to this will Bob Mexico
Ecuador maybe maybe maybe maybe yeah I might go to this Norway I'm recalls
Probably not England Dr. Congo probably not Argentina probably not Australia probably not a Columbia guy
Probably not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I'll probably go the US and Brazil
Hello team
We got Mike's right now because I'm not
good Jason was good Jason what up bro what up did we go first name basis all my
bad shit it's your username too bro it is it is it is well anybody else got
Mike's anybody else got Mike's just quick little Mike check Spain is in LA
Okay, but I'm going to that Spain Spain is in LA. I bet we there are sure oh, bro. Let me use your agent
All right, I got I got I got three rules for y'all
No, Michael, one mic.
All right, all right, guys, let's win, okay?
Please, please, please use comms.
This is my placement match.
I want a good game.
Let's make this a quick 13-0.
I know I know some of y'all could be shy at times or maybe I should know what to talk about
Come on bro, I mean dude that was just not nice
All right guys, I'm gonna watch see here. I got my shirt in the wrong. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, bro
Ahhhh
Noisier
Smoking it
Alright
Hooooooooly shi-
Shipping moves
Ah
I mean
Nice, yeah, that's right. You got this. Okay. Just next time, bro. Come on. We gotta hold up the walls on defense
Okay, not bringing that makes me die. You know, I'm talking to you
Nuts, I'm talking to you
All right, hold on
They're probably gonna force and go A again.
Bit of a misplay here from us.
Oh, CCC! CCC! CCC!
I'm fucking fortunate, boys.
Fight planted.
I
Do you actually do but this is a safe room. Can we get some nice rides going in the chat?
You show thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Yo, they're gonna go a okay good
go A trust trust I know I know this over cover come see with me okay over come see
come see over bro the other see damn he don't fuck with you bro
bro he lost some raga lives fucking blind and deaf
watch out garage watch out garage
B, B, B
Nice, Sotypup, nice
One more, one more, one more
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
30 seconds left, he's dead, nice shot, great job guys, yo Glover don't be scared to come
dude you know what i mean
you to drop
uh can i get that by
thank you dude
and you like that?
Yeah, you can drop your job.
Watch this count.
Watch this three, two.
Err, buggy suit.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yep.
I know exactly where you are.
Fuck!
Ah, fuck, bro.
I'm so fucked
I mean like what do I do man? I don't know what to do
Hey, why is that ghost like tilted it's just gonna move
Stop calling me windy, boo
I can hold an area pretty well myself. Make sure to cover the ends of the eye part
You're gonna even make sense, dude
Fuck you, bro
CC CC
CC CC
I'm give him a kite. I'm give him a Gonna say I'm give it say. I'm give him say
How Aha
Oh
I
Hell no, there's no way I'm performing like this against the boys. Oh, nice good shit. That's good shit
I'm not really this bad
Maybe I can a little more sense
Maybe a go point Bob here, let me change my crosser to
Ooh, this one's hard. This one's tough.
God damn it, bro. I'm just greedy, bro. I'm such a dirty, greedy fucking...
So greedy! I'm like a little fucking...
What the- what are these gloves?
aahhh
okay, SOTY POP!
come on baby
aahhhhhh
what the fuck?
oh my knives, I lost my knives
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Peek me.
You're smoking, hey?
I know
No
Oh
Guys
My
I'm not gonna laugh at this gate after this stream. I'm never practicing ever again
ah ah ah
three
oh fuck
Ermi!
oh my god
dog, I can't bro
Hey boy with a big 20.
Still behind that box.
140 on jet.
140.
might have got healed guys we're not playing as a unit okay we're not using
mics we're not talking we're just fucking we're looking like chicken with no
head you know what I mean we have to play as a team like that like that
Yo, Clay, save her to 5-gift it!
Can you smoke me for me?
How the fuck can I do it myself, man?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck! Like I never left!
I'm sick! Fuck this game!
Maybe I'll have fun on Swift Blade, bruh.
There we go.
Smoke C, smoke C.
C, C, C, C, C, C, C.
They're running, running, running, brother, running.
Yo, my team is about to get fucking knifed right now.
This is embarrassing, nah, seriously.
This is just embarrassing.
It's just fucking embarrassing.
Why do I get queued with just shitters on my team?
like genuinely
Yo Clover smoke mid
See you again
I don't know how to roll.
I think it's because I'm broke. Every game I'm getting stream sniped. I can't fucking play the game
It's getting absolutely obliterated every fucking game
And my team is not coming
I
Just green watch watch me fucking conform watch just take a look at my face, sir
I'm hungry bro that's what it is, I'm fucking starving.
like genuinely this give me out give me out give me out give me out bro
No, just lose the round. Just lose the fucking round, bro.
Just lose the round, bro! Thank you! Thank you!
Lose! Lose! Lose! Lose! Lose! Lose! Lose! Lose!
Alright, rest your head, bro. Let's get this shit over with, y'all.
I hate you all.
No, I hate you, bro. I hate you.
Yo, Valorant Deadass brand is out of fucking ideas.
What is this knife skinning?
I don't see how this man gets down to this way.
Hello. I'm-
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm not sure what that means.
RAAAGH!
I got you!
Enemy spotted!
Find you!
Got him!
Got him!
Another fucking time!
I got so bad!
You know, from the front.
How many more games I have bro?
Like dead ass, this is literally torture bro.
I'm dead ass getting torture right now.
I'm gonna get at least get my clue, at least get my clue there.
I don't understand what the fuck this cypher trap is exploding and reactivating and then
fucking like what what the fuck is this game change into bro
I'm just gonna die bro.
I'm just gonna die bro.
Defenders win.
Yo Jaycee you suck dick bruh.
Fuck who you spits?
I don't wanna hear it bro.
Just gonna be next quick
Yo, I turn his privacy bullshit on I turn his privacy bullshit on privacy hybrid from up there you
I
I
Bro you're gonna die
This is dangerous
Like, what do you even do? Do you put it on the boat?
Oh, shit.
Rob versus a shark.
Beautiful.
Guys, beautiful.
Wow.
I'm slipping.
Wow.
Put the rods on where they brought some of that.
Logan helping.
And just talk to it like you're talking to her
And I was like that's that's so insane right like I was like what and she was like she was like I
She's like I assume you talk to your mom a lot and I was like I talked to her every day
Hi Jason. I'm traumatized. I'm sorry
I was like, I talked to her every day and she was like, yeah, like, no wonder.
No wonder you have a lump in your throat.
Like it's because.
So like should we just leave him at the airport now or like I like it I like it I love it
Hellooo teammates!
I'm not gonna lie bro, if you don't have mics go ahead and doze the shit, I'm gonna just throw, I'm gonna be honest.
Man, shut your bitch up!
Is that a sound board?
Oh my god I'm with Dilly Willy again.
No, no, no.
Dilly Willy through my last game.
Somebody dodge.
No seriously, seriously, seriously.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Bro, are you just a fucking sound board?
21.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro.
Wait, wait, Mike check please I was in a team full of people with that. Don't talk please. Please please choose your
I'm bad and you're annoying. Okay. God. Thank thank God, bro. Thank God. Give me at this fucking lobby
Oh man.
Match found.
Life could be a dream, life could be a dream.
Do, do, do, do, do some boob.
Life could be a dream, if I could take you up in paradise.
Hello, teammates!
Yo yo yo guys, this is my placements, let's think of a comp here guys, so we need a smoke.
I'm willing to play failure, I'm gonna duel this main, I'm down for whatever though guys.
But it's gonna need comps from you.
Bruh, here you gotta go, bruh, here you gotta go, bruh.
Listen guys
For us to be able to win we're gonna need to communicate when you need to
Calm each other make sure that we can win. All right
What
Okay
Alright, well, who was that? Who was that? Was that our cacao? I can't with the channel. I'm out of dodge
Okay
Is that brim brim select your agent
Solid comp honestly, what's up? What's good team low listen? This is my second and last placement matches
I've had a horrible time on this game, but
New game new me. You know I'm saying
Yeah, don't be myself. Oh
My god, bro
Bro
Girl eco play breath are y'all serious I dead has been playing every single game
Hi, what side do we think we should hit?
I don't like I want to say up to you guys my way. Are y'all do it up or am I only solo player here?
I'm feeling A site guys, I'm feeling A site.
Now what's the word guys?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Y'all had a good day today or not?
I came off of like a freaking like some like some nerve
Running down miss I got bomb boys. I got bomb
Right there.
Get him, wingman.
Not my wingman.
Rachel!
No!
They're both there, Jett.
Last player standing.
one more one more one more one more one more Rachel's watching
I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna retract that statement I'm sorry that was weird
let's fucking do it would you say I look you forgot I can't lie don't worry
about it don't worry about it all right let's go let's keep moving
Let's look at it. Let's win. Let's win like we're lacking in comps. I know that was a bit of a lucky round
We need more comps
You are you right?
I'm gonna swing I'll be early and see if I can get a pick
Thank you, John
Okay, I'm just going at it
We here's a specter
55
55
8, wave rim getcha
Not bad, I look you with that
No worries, I'm good
They did us 4 stars crazy work
I was not expecting that
like genuinely
Oh my god
they're stream sniping
They're running down mid to get
Nice try
room
But they like big air
No, they had free side I don't know why they ran towards me to be a little like you know what I mean
It's kind of confusing, I guess, I don't know what they're doing but whatever I think we play default here guys, let's play default.
Step three, step three.
Coming to you.
What, when did they add this character bro?
Uh, a lot, I think they're a lot.
I
Holy molly just wasted my fucking old yo, I'm you're actually they're actually shoes. I mean, I'm not here
I can do it to you. I know bullets mother
I got this I got this
Thanks for coming up like the rest of my the rest of our team is just not common
They're just jerking off and fuck this bomb a a b-side you're not talking. Let's win
No good, I'm here, bro. Hey
They think they're special because they're in a discord talk to each other. Okay, fine. Let's just win me
Now focus on the flow state, bro, you got this
We got this let's go
I'm just gonna be again. They're here. They're here. They're here. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Well, what the fuck are these abilities
Wait, they're rotating back maybe?
Yeah.
Seems like they're running off I guess.
Hey.
Good job.
I fucking owned that guy man.
I
Got those flashes boys
Great job great job
yo yo yo bruh me gecko just let me know if
you know extended discord call to us so we can calm y'all just trying to get good
comms from everybody on it
um
i'm so i don't know about the gecko you're so low yeah i just don't feel like talking
uh i'm not bad oh good okay that's fair that's on me that's on me oh so we're also cool
You know what some days we do have those days where we just don't want to talk and I completely understand
But honestly fuck all that for playing Valorant. This should get serious. It's my placements. Let's fucking win
All right, bro's height is oh, I guess all the energy I'm coming up
If you can hold him up for two more seconds, I'm gonna get an ace
Oh
Holy fucking boy
What should be site
Right job guys, you know, I would if we were playing land I would give Polly office books
to be fighting back, right?
Hey, that's good.
Ty.
Hey.
I would give up.
Yeah.
Yeah, be watching streamers or not.
Like, Valor streamers are like, we're talking here.
Just in general.
I just.
Huh?
A little bit.
I'm on board, yeah.
Oh, that's fire.
That's fire.
That's fire.
This ain't what they signed up for.
I have a badge key that has to be there
to it to it
lots of it, lots of it, lots of it
yeah, it seems like a 5-man B, never mind a lot
or not B, A, but I guess 4, 1 bit
3 or 1 bit, probably
Oh what the hell, Neon's in here.
Neon's in the lane, I think.
Nice shot.
Alright brim, all eyes on you brim, come on!
Come on!
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Yeah, nice shot.
All good.
That was close.
That was close, that was close.
You gotta get, you got.
god
yeah i was gonna say like you that's why that's why he's my favorite streamer because because
because yeah a lot of people say that i sound like he's my favorite too but he funny bro
Seriously?
Yes bro
Oh my god bro
They're here
I'm the best by the look
I
Want it
It's not for you, I can I can inquiry I can inquiry
Your rooms
Oh
That's on me
Look you sold that a little bit
Yeah, I'm happy to hear that
Yeah, bro, seriously like like man-to-man heart-to-heart I'm proud of you
Seriously
Hey Rachel, I'm proud of you too. Hey brim. I'm proud of you too. Yo jet keep fucking shooting heads, dude. I
Got you
Fuck what is this?
We're doing this! We're doing this!
We are doing this.
Lil' 4k bro!
Yeah, I don't know if they're gonna hit me.
I don't know how ballsy they're behind it.
I ain't gonna lie, that Jason and Wayne Kater's chat though, bro.
He's chopped his fuck.
That's crazy.
Damn, okay.
I do like Jason and Wayne though, for real.
Why would you say that?
Okay.
I
Let me know you see one
I'll be
All right, so I'm good. I didn't want to use their mics, right?
Good dog
I
Do which flake coming from the behind
I don't get three years to have my babies
That's why the boxes dies
Woooo!
If you need to you can take that, if you want.
I say to you.
Oh, great!
Nah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Nah!
Now, Rachel, you owe me!
Now, Rachel, you did it, holy!
Nah!
Hey, all good, bro?
No, because we know you're gonna ace, that's all I know.
Nah, yeah, I got this shit.
I got this shit.
You're gonna get your role anyways, bro.
Yo, let's fucking win.
Let's fucking win
Bro, I'm gonna keep hitting here just for some
Something like a law
Let's hold this shit down guys. I'm deep in a bee. I'm deep in a bee and there's nothing so nice
Did you guys clear mid yet?
Yep, mid's clear.
Rez in, Rez in.
Rez on site.
Wait, wait, wait.
I already said clear.
Hold it down, hold it down for him!
Hold it down for him!
Hold it down for him!
Hold it down!
Hold it down!
That shot's perfect.
That's a shot.
Be careful.
Corner, corner.
Oh my god, bro.
We're dead, that's like prime sense.
Except I'm tense, you're a fucking shroud, you're scudoodle, you know, I don't
know fucking prime sense, you know what I'm being on.
Was that even prime look good
So what's yours like favorite pastime activity to do I'll just say it
Like show them. Oh real real that's you
Yeah
Probably a doing car stuff. Oh, like car what type of car stuff my
Japanese crystal. Oh, I like that too. I like German engineering
I feel like you on that. That's a really cool purse
I'm low I'm low.
Raisin! That's my favorite! That's my favorite snack!
Oh fudge bro.
Raisins are kinda gross.
I'm on my body. I'm down there. Letting out.
What the fuck?
Devil free, take a look here.
Oh fuck.
I'm hurting a lot.
Thank you bro!
Thank you bro!
That's love bro, that's that ass love.
Uh, zombie?
Hold it now y'all, brim.
Brim, throw the smoke. I'm coming in with the flashes.
I got one.
I got one. Oh, oh they're throwing in abilities.
one more one more one more one more
me one more me one more me one more me one more
me one more pushing run push it up
yeah yeah that's right yeah that's right one more
I'm standing
yeah look he saw that
nice bro
yeah well see I can't really get a
foot steps
do you got a fucking problem with me
nah im just kidding i'll stop that
Yeah, where do you guys want to go?
I feel like we should not go away because of the tarot on the neon.
We're probably just going to use the thumbs over there.
Yeah, probably go over here.
I was just going to hit B first.
Right away though.
I can probably alert because I can just TVB you back to guys.
So, I'll probably just go to mid.
Alright, alright.
True.
I love that R2G9 with new touch controller.
I appreciate it bro.
Are we faking beer or what?
Listen, I'm gonna go mid, throw a little flashbang in the mid lane, and then I'm gonna walk out.
Oh, two right there on the mid-bend.
Oh, 58.
No, I'm dealing with a 78 jet.
Broke your TP.
Oh man.
No, there's three be three be so college to a
Lurk a
You gotta kill him and then I'm gonna kill the other two
Never mind never mind
not with you get good to show
can't trade
talk my bad
my bad game
no I can't do this game bro
I can't do this game
I can't do this game bro
Hi guys.
Oh, they are best bet.
I'm in a full save here guys.
Yeah, good.
Let's do what we do.
It's edge right here.
We're honestly good in intercept.
Oh close close, be careful
I'm too
Okay, I'm good
Oh my eyes are stinging
No, that's right, that's fine
I mean, Lucky, that's not good
Yeah, I'm good
That's just unwearable, yeah, it's on me
You know, they know they can push out, so I'll get it
I'm down on like straight head, dude
Yeah, I'm down.
I think I'll just walk the side off and then just fight for that corner side.
Let me get off it.
I'm with them.
Here, I'm gonna, once I get up to here, I'm gonna dash and try to clear this area.
I'll wall up for you.
I rate execution.
Let's make this perfect.
We got it, we got it.
Execution, here we go.
Cashy
Uh oh
Okay
I'm gonna trade
Band on my body
Wooooo
Nice
Two left, one two left
If anyone can do it
I believe, I believe.
No!
I'll get, I'll get.
Nice try.
Thank you.
I appreciate the nice tries.
For sure.
I'll kind of broke soon.
judge from like two rounds ago so yeah i know yeah a's kind of i'm from a's
probably try that i can't look like no it is really hard
i feel like what being when we can look you just show you like what the judges
they look you get really good
Rachel it's all good all right just keep trying your best
because that's all that matters
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
two on that smoke
one flight two flight two flight careful
raise them one more more dead nice
nice one belinga one unknown
no one's put like one here
oh shit
i got this
Nice good run. Yeah, yeah
Okay chances are there probably
Usually like off is like really good here, so
Lucky is another reason we don't go here. I don't know up to you guys
Listen, they don't expect a really really go away. We just gotta make them all rotate a bee
They don't expect this
We go be again
I'm gonna put the wall up, throw smokes down, and then we're gonna execute you.
Sure, yeah.
I just wondering if someone able to buy me a beer.
Bro, anything for you, seriously.
Thank you, bro, I appreciate it.
Someone might be well.
Oh, captain.
I'm getting sprayed for a fucking lotus game of shit.
Oh fuck.
I should have grabbed the other one.
Ah fuck, he just got an H.
That's my bad.
Oh man.
Nah I agree with you.
Guys the positivity on this team is making my soul bright and I appreciate it.
Bro I ain't gonna lie.
That positivity is best in the world bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Go fuck yourself, this fucking unemployed guy, dude.
Okay, I can't lie, though. I wasn't bad.
I don't think that pressure was bad. I looky just got a big greeny there, so...
I'm not like that. I got that. I'm cool, brother. Jett.
Now, I like looky, like, try to, like, grab the op and see, like, if like, throw a tulip, like...
And I guess one soon.
Alright.
Guys, we're getting stream sniped, bro.
We got looky placed a little, honestly.
If you guys...
I'm such a dunderhead
I can't hear anything I can't
Oh
My god, you deserve to fucking die
What are you doing you fucking
Yeah, like a way I
Mean no, but I can't live over you tell her like
In my phone guys, man, there's a little better now dude
You don't have to say Michael unless you lose it where you won the round and that's all that matters
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
You got six bullets though, I don't blame you.
Yeah.
You tried though.
I know you tried, but you know.
Yeah.
I have not, so.
The fuck you want me to do?
I put it in my interceptor over here.
Just in case I just cut a YouTube double over here.
I bet.
And then, yeah, I'm down to peek off of it.
Nice.
Nice.
I
Nice
My brother there's 10 people on the site. Yo, yo, yo guys, there's three times me. All right, there's three times me
Are you actually sure me?
Yes, there's three typing listen this guy type
You're admitting a streamer. Yeah, hey guys
Hey, my name is Jason. We y'all could call me JCW though
Jason the we
Listen listen listen listen so they have five people watching my stream right now. I need to win this game
I can't lose I can't lose anymore. All right. I took off my match. It's me y'all listen listen
Alright, we're gonna go be just kidding. We're gonna go a go a through me. Don't do it. Go a through me
Go a through me. He's gonna peek right here
Okay
What's going through the middle now?
Yeah, I have this hold. I have this hold. You got my bar.
I'm gonna watch.
Oh, you're fighting, motherfucker, man.
Fucking bitch, man.
Oh, that's not...
No!
RITU!
You fucking...
Ah!
Brother, I'll get I'll get
Not you good
You just wait I know a lot better. Yeah mods mods mods. We not doing this shit today, bro. All right
I don't know why I even decided to click
I think these are best
Let's get a pick and then we'll be on that.
Basically, is your map covered?
Yeah, yeah, it's covered, it's covered.
Honestly, like, I'd rather fight like, one off than like, six judges, so at this point...
Mixer.
I'm coming!
I'm down if you call the line all right let me know when you want to yeah let me know when
you smoke we're ready I'm gonna dash after
brother what is wrong with me and why is he a bloodline bro
we got this pretty clear we got this if we win this round I'll buy you all the
I'll buy out the button. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
Greatness from this team greatness from this squad greatness from these players
It's only one of Asian
We just catch flank on this one. Yeah, let me get a little let me get a little
Oh, thank you. I got you. I got your boy. Oh my god. Well, I can buy two I can buy you
Yeah, I'm done a watch line cuz like usually when we take too long we like some there's
There are the fucking same brown I'm going in
They're not saving.
What about me?
I'm 62, Jack.
I lied.
Oh, I lost this round.
Sorry.
Oh, fuck.
I'm a whole ramen fucking idiot.
All right, at this point, we're going to be great.
We're going to be great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go B.
Wait, are we playing for OT?
Well, we'll win this round.
We'll win the next round
Let's just risk a buy. I mean lowkey like if we lose we're kind of cooked but
I feel like we lowkey risk for the 12-11
I'm down
I could buy somebody if he did
that's good job brother that shit just did a million damage to me what nice
I suppose that one's right
I'm gonna bait my LPC here
Oh, I had it!
NOOOOO
You can do this!
70 on you
I'm not sure I'm not sure
That's unfortunate, oh good
Max point!
This can't be real bro.
This deadass can't be real.
I should stop looking good in Canada.
Nah, I don't know. We got this.
We should go up here again.
I'm down, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, like, are you? Conway's not looking great.
Like, Jett. Jett, it's last run. Just buy.
Yeah, I'm down. Nah, I'm down to like buy somebody.
Okay, I'm down. Yeah, Gilly.
I got a drop a gun is for you
This is what I do, bro. Yeah, I'm a fucking clutch player for things like this
Oh, I could do this. I could do this. I could do this. I could do this shit
I could do it. I could do it. I could do it self-affirmation. I could do it. I could do it
I could do it. I could do it. I could do it. Yes
Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away
Nice try guys, nice try guys
I'll get you guys
Yeah, yeah, I'll get you guys
AHHHHH
I
You are being chased by a serial killer in the forest.
You see an abandoned house ahead.
run inside hurry pick a place to hide uh uh attic attic attic attic the living
room no upon entering you see an old dusty couch and decide to hide behind it
why the fuck would you do that suddenly you hear the front door open
He saw you behind the couch
The kitchen why I said at a girl to find a place to hide
There's just drawers and cabinets filled with old cans of food
You shove yourself in the corner hoping he somehow doesn't see you idiot, bro
Go shoot through the fov.
No!
He walked in and saw you immediately.
Go at it.
He didn't know you're complete.
Shoot.
Face.
Max found.
Fuck this shit man, I got
Hello guys, hello
if y'all have mics.
Let's make this a call.
Thank you.
Anyone else?
Well, Purple's working together
and she'll at least be in Discord
and I can tell you whatever she says.
I bet. Let me get an invite to that Discord call.
We can do a call, but
I like to play with people before
the invite gets done.
You never know.
I'm gonna be honest with you though, Bro.
just knew the discord and come in in game because i don't want a mute fucking
i'll come i'll come okay okay what about what about purple she gonna come
Oh whatever's necessary probably it's not
Raps, rap.
I love you.
No you don't!
You don't love me!
You're just a hot tag!
You're just fucking used to me!
You're just fucking fooled me!
Oh, con-fiend.
That's not your phone.
don't blame yourself
no, don't blame yourself
wait, what about everybody else though?
i mean, bro, yeah
where you blind?
eh, come on guys, let's go
I don't like you just killed me full-blind this dude killed me full-blind
I'm dead.
Gun tangles.
Market, market, market, market, market, market.
One enemy remaining I got you the only reason I didn't calm there is because I was locked my bed
I'm
I'm
I
So, to help me get by, I keep on lying, in this one town, holding into someone's hand is me a son.
That this might be why you lost all your games look
I'm starting it in oh
I like this middle daddy if you next I'm gonna go reinforce a here or be
there's like two below me at least can you re-smoke me
I'm a fucking dunderbot.
This is easy peasy.
Ah, fuck I should have did a little bit of a jiggle
of
Oh man. Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
I need my pants.
Again, I'm going to dart a man here.
I'll rotate.
Play music, bro. I got this.
I got this, I got this.
I got this, I got this.
Wait, just wait.
Whoopee on...
Will they broke my door at some A?
Nothing B.
Jesus out. Ooh, nice pick.
Talk to me, Jake, the fucking dog.
Yo, it's purple, you're-
Okay, okay, don't overheat, don't overheat, just hold that.
Brother, I'm, I'm heating up, I'm heating up, I'm heating up.
Okay, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.
I'm gonna need a flash out of you when you clear this ridiculous angle though.
Just wait on me. Just wait. They out. They out.
One enemy remaining.
Yeah, baby, let's go. I'm a fucking superhero, bro. Talk to me, Jake. Talk to me.
Oh, we did that baby. We did that talk to me take take the fucking
you
you
you
you
you
I
Wtrip combo with that sheriff jet I see you
After the door it should be like just mega stack mid to be if there's nothing
This is way too hard, bro.
Jolly Bean!
Jolly fucking Bean!
Oh!
Holy shit, Owen. Good shit!
This is because of my baby
You're not supposed to run
What even happened here?
Can he get a play with me?
Fuck yeah
They just ran out like some dogs to their desk
Bro, you really jaked the dog
Yo, let me get that bottle, jake
Is that your favorite anime?
No, no, no, no, no, no
me more that is my enemy
no me more oh god you just distracted me
for me under silence
oh i like this one
I
Gotta play this song how many courses this
Sween sween
In this fittest test
You haven't chosen a way
Electors I'll kiss me
You don't have another hand in me
And I'll never let go
I'll never let go
Damn, you wound that up perfectly
For people who don't know
That's better still in my body
That saves absolutely
Fuck
Yo, we just moved on one piece off
Kiss me
Hey, yeah close. Who's your favorite streamer?
I'll go fuck myself
I don't want to play this game. I'm badass like bro. I'm burp. I don't know how people...
I don't know how valently players, but they sit here and just queue every single day and not like want to like just fucking
like do something else. Genuinely. So fucking annoying.
Catwalk, tree.
and I don't know why
I
Oh
They
I
I'm about to play silver, this is embarrassing.
Who stares at me?
you say do you love stairs come on purple come on purple come on purple come
on purple purple yo oh my god purple oh my god you fucking oh my god
I'm still gonna do it, but I'd okay
Yeah, oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Can you uh, can you lie for me? I'm an old man
Yeah, I'll dart to make sure you're not wasting
You don't even need to do it bro trust. They're gonna be here. Okay. I'm still gonna do it, but I'd okay
Okay, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Bro, somebody, somebody grab their fucking band and kill me, bro.
One lane on control.
of
the
death of
the
death of
I
Know what
I'm gonna lie to smoke from my daughter
We are here.
World Cup!
Everybody jump!
Alright I'm gonna walk in.
Alright I'm gonna double flash this here.
Alright baby.
I'm gonna double flash this here.
Alright baby.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm in the tree.
Tree?
Yes.
One enemy remaining.
Nice, partner.
Good job, Phoenix.
Let's go, boy.
Thank you, bro.
Susten, you are in a debt.
Hell yeah, bro. All right, bro. I'm gonna double flash this in the a again
Sounds good
I'm gonna say fuck the drum and just shoot a dart and follow you in braga
I shouldn't have given you this, I'm so sorry!
Don't worry about it bro, because at the end of the day, all the matters is if we win the ground.
Yeah, we gotta win the fucking game, let's get it.
Remember when Sage killed fucking four people?
Let's not have that happen.
Matter, yes I said matter! I said matter! I said matter!
It's so readable what we're doing anyway, let's do it!
the
the
the
the
Wow, I just got fucking
and
way
they don't believe we're gonna do it again because sages never here should of
all done you know i'm saying
we could
stutter step in for that for that son you could wait like
you know
just a second we do the same fucking thing again
Okay, listen, with all your abilities in 3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
Orfak! Orfak!
Orfak!
Orfak, man!
Fuck
I'm entry. I'm sorry. I got a heel, bro
Doug what the fuck
I ain't gonna lie everybody having shot or everybody got shot by heavy guy shit
you
you
you
you
you
you
Wait wait go be go be go be trust breezes gonna old a go be but break this stage while when I'll okay
Wait an omen can you just throw the flash like throw the flash right here
Let's shoot my wall for me. Okay. I got you
why didn't i go to the main?
why didn't i go to the main?
why did i go to the main?
why didn't i go to the main?
oh, Phoenix! Good work!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
fucking slated dog
who's tier 3 bro? tell me I'm fucking tier 2
I'm tier 1 of anything bro. I needed this
can you smut stream?
I'm gonna
We will meet that action.
I'm sure now, I'm sure.
It's him.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I
Reach is locked
Nice nice mr. Omen
You like that little mid-dark Phoenix
He's pretty sweet.
Yeah, yeah. Good job, bro.
All right, all right.
Listen, go...
Go be again, go be again.
Just do the same thing.
Omen flash, I'm gonna...
All right, I'll break that wall for an EG.
I'm gonna try to do that.
I need like 5 to 2 scrolls to stimulate my brain off this fucking game.
Oh, the reason he's fucking slow, bro, that ass.
Oh, nice, very nice.
One 2T, one market.
I
H market
There's
Nice oh my god, Phoenix
My hero my hero that ass I hero all right dude. I carry me nobody's turn the shut up
This is what every game should be
Every game should fucking be like this
Should be like this bro
The fuck is wrong with me
I
Army silvers
I'm gonna run it down
Saint was met I
Don't die there, bro. I should never die
One out of five, bro
Wait, wait, wait, should we try the mid thing real quick?
You want a door? Yeah, let's see. I got it. I side dart. I got you
Some somebody break wall for him just in case I'm not gonna be there
I'd play a roll ski.
Oh, you're fucking bitch.
What?
What?
What?
What?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you