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I want to win the team, they make sure I'm not in line
This bitch, if I wake up, don't make money, not sad
They walk 25, they know I'm in charge with taxes
I want it that way
I want it that way
Ho ho ho!
Hoish ho hoish!
I'm on my way to the back, don't know how to sign, but
I'll be laying out face in the trap.
Just one time in my life!
They said they need more face.
The machine trap is gone.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOO! NOOO!
What the fuck?
I'm a house-girl domain right here, um, we're in LA because the driver's like an hour long so I was like, fuck that, and I was put in by your crib, but we are here, man. We are here, can y'all hear? How's the audio?
Dimple? I didn't say Dimple.
Z-Bed.
That's your dog?
His name is Z-Bed.
Oh, she loves him.
More on his back, he's a dog, so they have weak backs. Thank you.
Look at yo, look at this dog bro.
What the dog?
Are you fucking real?
Listen.
Alright not too much.
You're gonna eat him.
No, she's an animal.
She either eats, she either eats a key.
He loves me bro.
He loves me.
Hey!
Yeah, no.
Audio ass fix epi-
Yeah.
I hate no macera.
Bro, he's a-
This is an up-and-coming streamer setup.
Wait, oh there we go.
What about now?
What about now?
Oh, now we gotta resay everything, bro.
Resay everything.
All right, reser.
Reser the song.
The screen?
What screen?
This was so cool, man!
They said they need more bass!
You can do this to the music, man!
Oh, my god!
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
I don't know what the fuck is going on!
Well, it's not even, it's like,
It's my production gotta fix it.
My production gotta fix it.
I like you putting it on the ox.
This is your sound club?
You only listen to music on sound club?
Yes, I'm kinda perplexed.
This is just my life.
I'm listening to a little bit more.
Fixed?
All right, we're back, Jack.
Today is gonna be, we're doing a 24-hour check.
We're doing a 24-hour stream.
We got a Max, we got a Max ads right now.
24-hour stream.
We're running, um...
We're running DDG ads.
for maxing out money.
Wait, is that controversial?
No, no, no.
DDG is not DDG.
No, no, no.
DDG, bro, that's not it?
I didn't even know that, bro.
I've seen it on TikTok.
I didn't even know that.
Listen.
You need up your screen time.
No, I do gotta have my screen time,
or you gotta wait more and I'll fall out as you need.
Yo, going to Japan,
because we got a paper respects to that.
Japan says Japan just lost the World Cup, bro.
Liddy feels like, what the is going on?
I
Also stop with that fucking still frame bullshit
Be honest I check the comments and
Whatever they have
I'm feeding the fans
Don't do that, bro, okay?
You're not even that good looking, bro.
I'm not that good looking, bro.
I guess, I guess.
Don't be, don't be, be humble.
Okay, whatever, be humble, bro.
I'm since, I don't go everywhere.
Oh, I'm since, I'm since like...
Really don't, really want to disrespect the base god, Che.
Really.
Yeah, you're gonna hear from him. This is not the first. You're gonna get it blocked, bro.
The baseguide's gonna block you for disrespecting the baseguide.
But I don't know the baseguide, man. I don't know the baseguide.
This is the baseguide.
You know, remind me of the speaker, let's just switch to stop because that's just disrespecting me.
today you know I mean we're not gonna be on this tomorrow so I'm gonna boot up on
desktop and they go IRL we have so we got a gym packed day we got we're gonna
go to Japan y'all we're gonna go to the stream so it's like this everybody pull
up to low-tomaculean jercan and Los Angeles, California no don't you know
I mean you don't have to all right already did we don't have to we
don't have to you know I have to I mean if you pull up I'll say hi but
That's probably about it.
And then we're going to be spinning back on Walmart.
But we're going to be giving back.
We're going to be giving back, bro.
We're going to be giving back to the employees.
And we're going to be buying people's groceries.
I know you're going to, dude, oh my gosh.
This is why I have a stringy rope.
Because you're trying to jack dirty bags and go farm people
They should have done the lame
No, we're doing the complete opposite
You're a multi-millionaire
We're giving back, bro!
No more that jackal already shitting!
Come on, bro
You're a multi-millionaire going to log into Walmart
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
We're not in the log of Walmart
That's what you did
You logged into Walmart
And then you came to controversial
And you sent me shower videos
Talking about all you have to do in controversial
Oh, bro
Dude, I
No, let's go
I quit my controversial journey
I'm on my dark humor journey
You know this, bro
You know this, I'm on my dark humor show right now.
Dark humor?
I have dark humor now.
Well, you're trespassed?
Can you go back?
No, I didn't write a paper, so it doesn't count.
I'm not going to do the same thing.
I've been trespassing guys before.
Dude, at least you have to write on a piece of paper.
I'll be honest, Harvey had definitely cleared for more.
He is?
I'm not trespassed.
By the way, did that guy, like, he said he was going
to arrest you, that bald guy.
It's in the tap minute.
because in the 10 minutes I said it just because he's talking hot because he was upset
I was in trespass they just they just like walked me out they didn't tell me
I'm a trespass
Hey, well you know what should we just get the house for store started yeah, but honestly phone trust us
We can just go to a different one right?
Yeah, we just gotta get it back to the people
Yeah, I'm trying to fix my PR because I'm supposed to be Jason's peon for like a few months until I get my flow of things
So I need to fix my PR so this is just apology to the twitch gods
I'm sorry
I don't want to do that shit again
I'm not a peon, I'm not a bitch
Angela owns me, I'm a fucking bitch
Let's go
Alright y'all, we're done
Let's go out and have a rough'em
ZIPPAY!
Boat it up, boot it up, boot it up
It's gonna be a nice day today
Have you fucking dipped it?
Well, I don't trust you
For a little love to me
So cute
To I know
You're 19, respect your fucking elders.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I made jokes like that because I'm with my dark humor.
You're a kid to me, you know that, right?
I'm with my dark humor.
I'm a grown-ass man.
You're not even in your 20s yet.
Alright?
Jason, Jason, Jason, listen honestly.
Whenever you're younger my age, I'll beat the hell out of you.
If you're 19 right now, I'll grab you by the fingernail.
You're freaking out.
Brother, what?
Where in the world is that?
Okay, so I touch your hair, bro.
You're doing this wire.
Touch it, touch it.
It's like your hair, what does it feel like?
I don't want to get your hair, bro. Yeah, I already bet you've already touched my hair because you have so few
How much do you weigh? How much do you weigh? More than you. No, you don't.
I have a scale of my restroom.
Okay, no.
Well, we're not even starting yet.
I'm retired.
You're gonna put it in the ingest.
You're gonna switch the ingest.
Gosh, you're even on work streams.
How do you make it as a streamer?
How are you doing it?
It's not grinding, bro. I got here because I grind it.
You're even on work at ingest.
Switch, look, yes, now we're in a 4K quality.
Wait, wait, a little bit of a tour of this room?
Oh yeah, give us a tour, man.
Wait, wait, start at the front, start at the front.
Okay, walk inside.
Wait, let's pretend like I just got here.
Alright, watch out for the number.
Oh yeah, that's right.
No, no, no, get him, get him, get him!
We're locked up!
You're gonna run away.
Oh, shit.
Dimple.
Just like I taught you, okay?
Just like I taught you.
Go, go, go, go, go.
He's gonna try it.
What are you doing to stream?
Come here.
Hello, Dimple.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
Dimple.
I did it.
Told you.
Damn, it's probably going to be right next to the elevator.
Dude, I told you the elevators don't work.
Don't go back down.
Don't go back down.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Don't go back, don't go back.
Yo bro, we left at your house?
Yeah.
Am I free to leave?
No.
There's no way.
If he actually left us a-
No, I have to see him leave.
What's your knock on, man?
You mean with my knock?
No, stop.
No, I'm putting it down.
Me alone, me alone.
You
Why don't you go
That's seriously though, where's your friend, bro?
He called
So nice bro, so we're stuck out
You spoke outside of your court mate?
Is he like a sleeper?
How about his airbond dude?
Just go the f***ing way, bro.
You
Inside the place I know it's when you're in the hallway doesn't work already. Yeah
Yeah, you just come inside, come inside.
All right.
Does it not work?
You back with that chat or are we back with your phone?
I don't know why that chat.
I had a fucking $30,000 number of backpacking again.
I can't fucking stream.
I've never been told you it doesn't work
and you're telling me I am.
Yo, bro, I have a $30,000 backpacking.
I can fucking stream in the desert.
Dude, in the desert?
Do you not know how technology works?
If you're not, I'm not, I can't stream.
I should be able to stream in the desert,
if you can, but no satellites with this shit.
Have you ever-
That is the satellite that's behind him.
Listen, have you ever-
Oh, the master of gravity.
Have you ever downloaded a game,
and then whenever you don't pay attention,
it works better, it's just like this.
You can't pay attention, you gotta be humble.
Right, you hit the left button?
Yeah.
That's a new left button.
We should have sorted this before, bro.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't think they hate girls girls don't like big things
It's black
It's even hot live. I don't know you know how the service of local music, bro. What's going on there?
I said, you're wozwozwozwoz. Can you get on that please? I need a
Try to do the life I'd like to see.
This is what happens when you stream.
It's 3,000, it's 3,000.
It's 3,000.
There you see it.
Bring me that candy.
Pause, we're getting it.
We're pausing, pausing, pausing.
We're pausing right now.
We're pausing right now.
We're pausing, everybody pause the stream.
Everybody go, go grab a water, go get your popcorns.
It's gonna be a long stream today.
I mean, it has to be when we explore all the downtown.
I let him in, he's gonna have her.
Last time we were on stream.
Shut up!
She's dead you were we were in Calabasas
That's wrong, bro
Watch out, I'm about to wrestle you, bro.
Are you just a little kid to me, bro?
Don't kid to me.
Bro, you can put him in there and it's gonna be friggin' frame again.
Oh my god.
Watch out!
I'm trying to pick me up, man!
Anyways, how's it going?
First, the door.
Hello?
Next, no shoes allowed.
Next, we have where all of the dreams come true.
Every problem that we have is in our shoes.
Yeah, a lot of the props I have are in there.
Oh my god, is that the spider-man outfit you put on to like try mom and shit?
The fact you know that you're you're a fan. Oh my gosh, you're trapped in
This is my even my pillow I
Didn't do anything to it yet. It's not that bad snazzled
I didn't watch demons I don't know her canon age, but let's put that back
Yeah, yeah, I bet walk over here. Yes, you're gonna really miss it. You missed it
I should turn up the wash with noise
All right, so here you'll have
the sexual tension
Here we have my piece this is where all the magic happens whiteboard for no reason
So titled me with on T my setup
I got this my 10k YouTube plaque oh
That's fire fire. Yeah, you took some of this for the 10,000. Oh my god. What's the man out of?
Chrome
Why is everything chrome cash?
Like success memorial all my gadgets my barber shop poster and look at her means a bit
Wow
This is cute man. This is nice. I like this. I like this. Wow
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You got my posters. And this is where the magic happens. Boys
Why are you laughing? What is this? This is art. Oh, see
Hey!
Woo!
What is this for?
You use this or what?
Yeah, this is safety gear.
Just put it on the finger you fingerboard with.
Bro, I'm right handed.
I'm lucky.
I'm a left baby.
Anyways, yeah.
This is where all the magic happens
with my fingerboarding.
I like to practice every day.
If I don't, it's gonna get worse, so.
Let's just do a quick,
Let's do tail into cake.
How do I do that?
Just hold this down for me, Tips.
Right here.
And then go on that side, Sam, that side, Sam, that side.
No, I'm going the same time, dude.
Dude, I can't hold it if you're finger boarding 101
for dummies.
Don't do that.
You're not that good, bro.
You're not that good.
The fuck up!
You're not that good, bro.
Dude, shut up.
I can't even focus, bro.
Your streamer brain makes you to say bro or shit in every five seconds
No, Jason one more time please
Don't look to me, Chai.
Don't be so respectful.
Don't do that to your finger board.
I fucking hurt you.
I fucking hurt you!
Yeah, you had to try this morning.
I actually had a chicken sandwich.
Really? Throw it at the mobber's face and ruin it.
Alright, we can do this later, we're really shit.
Wait, let's take Vicky into lip grind off of it.
Hold my beer.
Oh, yeah, this one.
Oh.
Yeah, this one.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude, it's because this one's not sturdy.
It's sturdy.
Ooh!
Wait, nolly kick flip.
Yeah, stop
My health I keys almost forgot
We never seen that you know kind of cool. Yeah, that's kind of cool
Dude, don't make this a fucking tiktok shirt tiktok fucking orange, bro
This is literally on this off Amazon, but it's also on only the link. So you just you just did it you just
And then I got all my gadgets right here with that first
But we have my snacks at seasonings I
I just didn't want to show my pills online.
Okay, it's okay, bro.
Shameless snacks.
Let's just get out of here.
What is that?
My refrigerator.
Ooh, little casa vistas.
Oh, don Julio.
I don't know.
That's my sister's.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
This is nice.
Yeah, I'm on a, I'm on a,
I'm on a like only eating out diet right now.
So.
Okay, yeah.
Me too.
So yeah.
Pretty nice.
And then my boneless couch,
My rug, guame, zinqen, zinqen's outdoor area.
And then we got his cage, a martin hit bed.
Ooh, but we do got some figures.
What is this?
Ooh, that's kind of a, what's on Minecraft?
Where are you going?
That's actually tough.
What are you doing?
Yeah, that's hard, bro.
You wanna see these?
What is this?
Minecraft?
Oh, you got action songs?
Yeah, you got Young Boy?
What's so funny?
Young Boy on the vinyl?
Never seen it before.
So funny young boy on the vinyl never seen a young boy vinyl self-titling. Okay. I got a great cast right
I got jump out. I got
Dang lit
And I got slime season to
Yeah, that's hard, bro. Thanks, bro. You're hard
Oh my god.
A big fan of Dragon Ball Z, I'm seeing.
Yeah.
Is that your favorite anime name?
Oh my gosh.
I'm getting a larpetic larpetic.
I watch Dragon Ball Z.
You watch only the fights.
I only watch the fight.
What's the name of this character?
That's Vegeta.
Alright, you got that right.
What's the name of this character?
That's Luffy.
Shout out to Seth.
What's the name of this character?
That's Frieza.
That's Cooler.
The fuck?
Frieza's brother.
What's his?
Um, that's SSJ4, SSJ4, SSJ4.
Yeah, what's Uzis?
It's Kakashi, obviously.
Who's that?
That's like, year five?
Um, Uzis.
Uh, I never, I never watched it, just...
Oh my...
Uzis, Uzis, Uzis.
That's Vegeta.
Wait, no, that's Vegeta, no?
That's Super Saiyan God, Vegeta.
It is Vegeta, it's not Vegeta.
Vegeta looks different.
What's this?
Uh, that's the dragon that burns all the bushes.
What's his name?
Ah, fuck. I forgot, bro, I'm not gonna lie. What's the name?
Shenron. This is like a Mechie and Shenron, I name it.
And then we got some double fruits hanging up. And look, a little neat trick for the light stop working.
Aw.
But, I'm gonna drag most of it.
If you want to make a wish, you can make a wish.
Okay, let's make a wish. You want to make a wish? Or you go first?
You're not supposed to say your wish out loud.
Dude make a freaking wish.
I made my wish.
Say it.
I don't want to say it out loud.
Let me guess.
What?
What?
Look, look, I got all the manga for like.
Like what could you possibly have said?
I got all the manga from, I want to say starting with, I don't know, it starts with a Saiyan saga.
If you guys know, that's Radis, Vegeta, and Goku and them.
I mean, you definitely never read any of this shit, you just haven't.
It's like, I've read it.
Bro, this is unopened.
I'm talking about Ilar, brother.
This is, there's no full creases, no anything.
Nothing.
Yeah, because you read Japanese books back to front, so you obviously don't know what you're talking about.
I mean, obviously I knew that, bro.
I'm saying there's no full creases.
Oh my gosh, let's go.
Now, double-tec oration is missing.
It's my blasters.
Yeah. No, that's hard. I like it.
You had a photo shoot just of you and, uh, Zippel?
Yeah, it wasn't Ben. It was that JC Penney.
Aw.
That game was beautiful.
Aw.
Cute, bro.
What is he, yo? Let's have a...
Then you walk into the domain.
This is where all the magic happens. I like to say that.
I mean sex.
I got it, I got it.
We have Dio, we have Zyro and Johnny,
Mazen, and then Jojo's in Dragmuseum, Sam.
Yeah, don't worry about that.
It's just something to do.
Yeah, why is it a little, yeah.
In the middle, it's not.
It's just the corners that kind of goes down.
Yeah, it's just like, did you break the corner?
Oh yeah.
You're going too crazy.
Your beard's going too crazy.
You're going to know.
Bro, I'm not in this bed all the time.
There you go.
It's like dude, where else would I be?
On the bed, bro?
No, on myself sometime, I don't know.
Bro, it's fine.
Stop!
Jason!
Alright, bro.
Jason, call me again.
Get the fuck off me.
What?
What?
Jason!
Jason, call me maybe.
Get the fuck off me.
Get off!
Get off!
Then you have some ice.
No, that's so gay.
You can try it.
How is that gay?
He's having a party in your room.
But I got this poster.
It was one of the supreme ones.
It is not gay.
Oh, that was cool.
Little closet tour.
Ooh.
Oh, that was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was cool.
the tour. Ooh, shit. I'm seeing a backpack.
Well, make a backpack, put it on the ass, I'll get it when I
catch that. Tell him, son.
I see you, bro.
Is it real?
Bro, Dimple, you're not included. Go out.
No.
Why did he actually listen? Why did he actually listen?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sparse.
Kana Kei!
I'm actually cosplaying as Kana Kei.
Not really, this is my mask.
This is my mask I like to wear in the little Tokyo, so I have a lot of spares.
Okay, well, are they dirty?
I need some.
Are you sure?
Yeah, this is my nearing cap.
No, it doesn't look like that.
It looks like it's like that.
Oh.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Those are props. Those are props you got going on, bro
You can check this a moment like tiktoks no dude
I see I see photo booth with you and your girl and you got freaky ass handcuffs right there dude
I'm gonna be honest. I literally have never used those never use these those aren't even comfortable
Your fraud
Whoa, they smell like don't stink
So I sex
How do you know what they even smells like they're supposed to get instant streamer?
But yeah, my contacts I got a years with their contacts because I'm blind these are my glasses when they were my prescription oh
You're blind as fuck. Oh, I'm freaking Jason the ween
Oh clone clone collection. Oh my god. You're leaking dude. I don't want nothing special
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Just wear some deodorant.
What the fuck is this?
Is this real?
I got it.
It's a massive backpack.
It actually smells good.
I didn't even know they had like a MCM bag.
It's unisex, yes.
Not bad.
It's not bad, kid.
It's just not very strong.
These aren't even good cologne, to be honest.
I just don't care to get new cologne.
No, I don't worry, man.
You don't need that much.
Use a buck, right?
No, hell no.
Do you got my super-collection?
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Ooh, blueberry.
Oh, oh.
How do you get all this bread, bro?
Those are not expensive.
It's not heavy?
Yeah, but this is where the second magic happens.
The actual cleaning of my body and penis.
Curry.
Curry shop?
Oh, you're a curry fan.
Nope.
I don't really watch sports, but I like the image.
Nice.
Let's get Mimi's.
Yep
Don't even do that bro, cuz I
What
Well, I use the fucking dope so far
Natives natives pretty good. I don't know the same book. I'm use that
This is so bar, and I use a tumor and so
My face no you have nothing here. Yeah, cuz it's in here. It's storage. Oh
Look, this is for you
Korean sunscreen actually do use this. I'm not Korean
Oh.
That's pretty nice. Nice and cozy, bro.
Yeah, this is where I do everything.
Okay. And what about this?
Those for your hair?
Yeah, do you want to try one out?
Is that weird if I did that?
No, I can not.
What does that do for your hair?
I feel like it doesn't really work on my hair texture.
No, we'll try.
This is a newly not used one.
This is called a sponge.
What does that do for me though?
This is how you get freeforms.
This is how you get curly hair.
Ready?
Yeah, I'm in America.
I feel like it's not gonna be doing much for my hair, though.
Watch it look better.
Yo, I'm lucky seeing the texturization.
Yeah.
That's what it does.
What are you doing?
Great, they clipped it, culture appropriation.
I'm just kidding.
It actually looks good.
You look good like this.
You're ruining my shit.
No, I think it should get the side.
Nah, it just doesn't look good at all.
Dizzy, it looks good.
It doesn't look good at all.
It's giving.
Look out of bed, fill the freak.
I kind of rubbed my hair.
It actually looks the same.
That's why I got up.
It's pretty cute.
Pretty cute spot, man.
Dibble.
Dude, he loves me.
He loves me.
Because you know any strings?
Yeah.
No, I say you take it.
Sit!
Sit!
Don't scream at him.
No, you see?
You see how he listens to me?
It's amazing, boy.
Dimple, don't listen to him.
He's gonna hurt you.
I'm not gonna hurt your dog, bro.
Dimple, Dimple, Dimple, sit, sit.
You see how it sits?
You see how it sits?
Roll over, roll over.
He isn't a layer.
I need to teach him work on it, work on it.
Let's go, let's go Dimple, you're too cute.
Nice little spot, bro.
Oh, I forgot my Chromebook!
This is real?
Yeah.
Dude.
Do not open down the stream.
I just want to look at the inside, I'm not going to leak it.
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
I'm going to take out my ID and I'm going to take out my credit cards.
Do not show this on the stream.
Does Dimple have dimples?
Bro, look at Dimple.
Look at Dimple!
You cut his balls off?
No, I do not.
I didn't do that to my dog because I know I'd be upset if I was a dog.
It happened to me.
I'm lost in here.
Dude bro, use your staircase.
Dude, this is actually fire bro.
Where'd you get this Japan?
No, my friend let me borrow it.
You're borrowing a wallet?
I'm gonna buy it often later, but like, I'm just using it.
Okay.
Yeah.
You got a dollar?
I'll see you here.
This is for bad revenue I'm gonna make today, hop your stream.
Thank you.
And this is for you paying for everything today.
Yeah. Jason, honestly, do you want me to be honest with you?
Yeah.
You know, I'm not a man of many words, if I'm going to be honest.
Is this Ninjago?
No, it's one piece.
Ah.
Do you like Ninjago? Who's your favorite Ninjago?
I like the green one.
No, no, no.
Leo, you don't know their names.
I don't know their names, no.
You didn't know their names.
I forgot their names.
I know that bro
I mean bro, you're 19
I'm an intimate switch man
What about the outside?
What's the outside?
Just look at the view
I mean put your shoes on
Who the fuck is Leo?
Who the fuck is Leo, bro?
Leo not the creeper
This is the view if you ever play GTA look right there
Oh
It is not this is a good view
This is a zombie lane, bro
How do they paint graffiti on the
That far up
Thank you. You're multi-millionaire twitching. I use ropes
That doesn't make any sense.
Streamer brain.
Okay.
Yeah.
This dimple clay area?
What?
He has to allow you in the domain.
Yeah.
Dimple, can I?
Did he allow it in?
Oh, he's in here.
Holy shit.
The dimple like pee here?
Yeah, but I cleaned it up.
I can't clean pee, but like.
Oh, it smells like ketchup.
Yeah.
Pretty nice, bro.
Yeah, but I cleaned it up. I can't clean pee, but like...
Oh, smells like piss, yeah.
Not bad. Not bad at all, kid.
No, not supposed to hit you, kid. I was supposed to keep filming there, but please look at it.
Okay, what do you think of Haska's crew? I think it's pretty good.
Which all live here? Are they comfortable? How much did we pay last month? Call me?
No, not the before the break at least I think you paid like fifty three hundred so five thousand three hundred six two dollars
There's also no one else like LA, man
Do you have any snacks? I'm kind of hungry
Bro, I have no snacks
I don't eat here
Oh, you have snacks
Everything's expired in there
No, it's not
There's no way this is expired
That sounds a lot disgusting, bro
Oh, that's a tick-tock shot man, put it away, put it away.
No, I don't know what's wrong with you man.
Oh my god.
Look at what you eat.
That doesn't sound bad, I'm actually going to try that one.
Oh!
I can just eat.
Have you ever ate their dry ramen method?
Oh yeah, all the time and all the time.
Right.
This is the first time we've done it.
Well you know this is going to make you sick?
You know it's going to make you sick, right?
Have you eaten it without picking it?
I've never got sick.
But it's fine.
You do everything once in a while, it's fine.
Yeah, you're doing the dry ramen.
You already get it in someone's head.
OK.
That's a shame.
Do you do the drizzle on top method or not?
I never use that.
I would just eat it by itself.
Really?
You're not a seasoned baby?
No, I'm not a seasoned baby.
I guess more for me.
Oh, I never did it on a side method.
Wait, wait, look.
If you can't break break, you fake.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Get a dabble and in.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all.
You should have your gusspoke.
You didn't hear that?
No.
What do you think of that?
Life after Armsen.
We made it, man.
We made it.
Why are you thinking of something like seasoning?
We're both awesome.
We grew up like this.
I'd have to actually eat this during break time.
During break time?
I went to prep school.
Prep school?
Perfect.
You're a sweet kid, bro.
Sweet, sweet baby.
What are you talking about, sweet baby?
Very nice little guy.
Jason, you kind of look like rather than evil foods.
I've never played a game so I wouldn't know.
Mmm, they start not eating so much.
So I'm going to go to Tokyo.
I'm in Tokyo.
I'm fucking touching it.
Jason.
What?
Listen.
Mmm.
What?
You know I'm not a man of many words at all, like this one to say, let's dig in.
I see you try to think of something clever there and you had absolutely nothing going on in your fucking mind.
Stop fucking trying to kiss me.
I'm in the moment bro.
This is pretty high sodium can't be good for it can't be good for it.
I'm not talking despite the phone.
Am I bloated?
Oh my god.
So fucking third orange league tiktok top video something to blow
No, oh the sodium blows you, huh?
Well
Yes, and now okay
Okay, so why did you go go from mocking to it's a jestering?
bro
My gosh, I've been making
gesturing content since the fifth grade I I just I just was in this space of
looks maxing so I made videos about it to do the 3d2d beta fun program on
tiktok to make money
I just knew what I was talking about. Yeah, that's a good spot. You're actually
munching on it that's a fact like how far is your pamphlet here? Not that far.
Not far? Should we line bike? Yeah that's fine. You know a line bike? No. Just go on the bike it's
It's easier if you want me to hold it.
Bro, I'll get him a ride a bike.
Bro, John can't do any physical activity.
No, not even a scooter.
Give me the camera, bro.
There's no way you can't ride a fucking bike.
I have a fucking childhood.
How can everyone, except for you know how to ride a bike, John?
You know the swim?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, that's fair.
What about rock climbing?
What about roller skating?
No.
Actually didn't have a problem like that all they're gonna play video games or not
I'd rather have an outside childhood than an inside gaming childhood
I didn't grow up. I didn't grow up on GTA or Minecraft
I was outside baby
kill it bro you're already done this can't be good for me there's too many
carbs this is like no protein is useless calories not good for me the moment
so here's what that the moment you don't have a good life just eat whatever you
fucking want bro you know you're right man I'm gonna tell you how I got going
to jail yeah okay cool live that the life bro you only live once why would you
go to the gym and hurt yourself it really sounds like fucking hurts like
imagine lifting weights and breaking your muscle that has to regenerate your
sleep like bro I wouldn't want to do that either
brother just stringy pretty good good
I don't know, it's pretty good, though.
Let's go.
Alright.
Shoes on.
Wait, I need to change.
What are you changing into?
We're getting fits at Little Tokyo?
Yeah, I was hoping to change.
It's in for that.
It's in for that.
I'll see you later, alright?
What do you think about this?
Actually, this actually do no troll. I literally wear this off camera because it just feels comfortable.
It's actually really soft.
Yeah, right? Dude, like literally.
Yeah, bro, you should wear that.
Don't do this. Don't get this.
No! Oh my gosh.
If you don't want it, you don't want to have to get a shirt for sure. I'll get you a steel frame.
Dude, I have wide glasses. You don't want this.
Wow. I'm a belly right now. Yeah, I'm a belly, jeez. You didn't like me, like the fucking...
See that I didn't hurt me? I'm at the foozy video.
No, I didn't hurt you, my son!
No, you didn't hurt me.
This guy is fucking nuts, man.
You say dimple or dinner?
Okay, now if I were you to fucking chicken bone around here and I said yeah, this is
your dinner and put it-
I don't think that's funny because I'm in my dark humor area.
Ah, dark humor.
Let's go weigh ourselves, see who weighed more because I'm going to show you how
to weigh more.
Take off your shoes.
This is taller than me, bro.
You're statistically proud. You're statistically proud. Shut the hell up!
Shut my ass up, bro!
You can barely win that O-Block spell on me.
Play yourself.
Oh my God!
Your baby food!
You're an axi-baby friend. I can choke slain you.
Damn! You're looking heavy. What the fuck? You're skinny.
You're fucking baby food, bro.
and i would still rest, i would still out rest
jason jason, if you ever go to j-
you would come out back?
bro, i could-
book a jiu-jitsu right now
i'm destroying you
i'm eating you alive like there's no no more
i will fuck you up, i will fuck you up
in any physical match
besides soccer, that's your shit
jason, jason, jason, i've never boxed a game in my life
i wouldn't be so down to just box you
with headgear, i'll be so down to just box you
i'm down
i'll beat the fuck out of you bro!
I would do it book a studio right now. Let me just book a fucking studio the day of your multi-millionaire super you're not convinced me
Well, I don't think you understand. I'm not some type of celebrity that can just fucking go into some spot and be like, yo set this shit down for me
Um, blah blah blah blah blah it's not how it works, okay?
I'm a normal human just like you
And I had the same tick-tock for you pages you
Do you want to touch my hair again? I'm gonna be freaking good. Let's go
Dibble, dibble!
Is it, bro?
What, dibble?
Dude, dibble is all... he is small.
Be nice.
He is small.
This is his first time living, too.
Every time there would be means to him.
I'm not mean to dibble. Dibble loves me.
But I don't want dibble to run away.
Dude, dibble. Listen to me.
Ew.
Ew.
Dibble, listen.
Okay?
You know when you love a dog, they feel like caution.
It's not good for them.
Maybe they're not.
He's like I'm home right now, that's disgusting man, you know I'm trying to be nice on you
buy me pizzas oh shit, you don't, dude I'm like I lick my cheek I'm licking inside my
mouth it's crazy yeah that's like dude, dude, it's still a dude, what is it, it's
Deeper! Deeper!
Alright, come on, bro. Let's go.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, they're big on this beach. Yeah, they're big.
Full Valentine!
Vogue as sheep!
You know that one? Yeah, I know that one.
I love you.
I'm sure it's not gonna be in my wallet.
I don't know how it is.
I'm sorry.
That's cool.
Thank you very much.
you
You
To pain we're on the way
I think it's just a apartment complex
We're going to go behind and then I'll pause you and then I'll go behind and then I can't do it.
Like that ass? That's something you can't do that ass.
Where am I going to go?
Can we go two in one?
I can hold the camera.
Last tires.
Well, we need another one, or we got three and one.
You got three and one?
You did three on one?
One.
Y'all get situated on this one?
What are you doing?
Alright, let's go, bro.
I need to break it off.
Y'all can get set up on this one, and then I'm going to get the one down there.
I don't know.
I don't get answer. I don't know.
I don't know.
You don't know how to run.
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Wait.
Wait, can we do something?
That's wrong.
Wait, wait, wait.
I
Pretty good
Hey, you too, bro.
Have nosebleed.
He's got nosebleed on a 12.
It's not 12.
What?
Just kidding, just kidding.
He's going to beat his young brother up.
Crazy?
Play with him, bro.
You're going to look so complicated.
Are you ready?
All right.
That nice?
Yes, bro.
Fuck up.
All right.
Ready?
Oh.
You got space?
Oh, fuck.
I have to come on up. I'm gonna cut you for a second
You wanna run
I can ride a bike I can hold that
No, you literally it's an electric
Really standing press a button
I can get it, I can get it, I can get it.
Alright bro.
It's literally not even that far.
No, no, the thing is though, there's a bike.
All you have to do is sit and hold a handle.
That?
I can do the bike.
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm being serious.
I'll pour it a little so it's okay.
It's a mile walk.
Oh, hell!
I'll be in the backpack, in the backpack.
Let it be a little farther.
I'm not going to drift.
Wait, hold on.
I want the battery.
Dude Jason I will fall on my face before I fucking drop this guy
Just a mile hold up let me get on the
We stand and you go yeah, let's walk
Listen listen push off push it forwards okay
This is not gonna be good
Walk and then push that up
Oh hell no!
Look come on the time is almost up
Wait what?
This?
That throttle
Yeah you had to push it
Go go watch out watch out this person
Oh hell no!
Come on come on go go
There's cars!
You have to
He doesn't know that you have to
push off. You have to push off. You have to push off and then go.
He's 26 by the way.
35 I think. Is he 26 or 25? Leave him behind.
John.
I just tried zooming in when I fucked it up.
I'm just, uh, swimming with this shit.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Yo, yo!
Yo!
Ugh!
Let's go.
Jeez, Willikers, you guys are bad at this.
Whoa!
Stand on the thing!
Bro, I have no barrels in this shit!
Oh, you see how wide it is?
Whoa!
Holy shit, bro.
I don't care about that right now, Bobzy.
What's my ass?
Oh, shit!
Don't be amazed by my coaching.
What?
What?
This is his street, man?
Can you try to get a flip?
Can I have the balance on your weight?
Oh!
I think I might shift things too far ahead.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
You're pushing me off, bro.
What?
You're pushing me off, bro.
You're pushing me off, bro.
You're getting this kind of thing.
You're getting the hang of it, though.
You're getting the hang of it.
I'm not going to be a hater.
Jason's being a hater.
You got this, bro.
Oh! Oh, that's it!
I don't know.
I don't know. I'm going to test it out.
I love Tess about he's gonna take it he's a Kia boy on the summer
Yeah, you gotta be you gotta be horse
I'm gonna get on this
I'm gonna bet on this is
I'm supposed to be sweating
I'll be a hell of a... actually I got it.
Alright, follow me.
You got it?
Yeah.
Please zip up my phone with me.
How far is this point, Greg?
It's gonna be fun, bro.
I'm right behind you, okay?
Yo, John, don't... hey, John, you better keep up, dude.
Get in front of me!
Get in front of me, Jason!
Jason, get in front of me!
Go faster!
Me?
Japan, here we come!
I'm coming, Japan!
He's right there, he's actually, he's actually catching up.
He's not even on the street.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, bruh.
Oh my god!
He's getting it, he's getting it.
Oh, he's trying to run somebody over.
Holy shit.
Shut up.
What?
You're doing good, bruh.
I'm not the only one.
I'm drinking handkerchief.
You're drinking handkerchief.
Follow me.
Like, like, like, like, like-sorry.
Like-sorry.
Line, line, sorry!
Sorry, sorry, line, line, sorry.
Thank you, thank you.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, lime, lime, sorry, thank you, thank you, sorry.
Lime, lime, lime!
Sorry, sorry.
Jason's my therapy, but it's just you and me.
stream welcome
wait Jason Jason Jason stop Jason stop do you do you ever see my tip top
This is the spot this is the trick shot, okay
This is the trick right here, there's this really big jump
It's really big jump right here. You need to jump off. Oh fuck. No fuck. Yeah, do it, bro
No, I see you for the same. I'm gonna go for the same. You fucking die, bro. This room just started
I don't wanna die. This isn't like that. You do it. You do it. I'll do it
I'm gonna try to camera man
Dude, we're basically like halfway there already.
Trick shot!
Trick shot!
Go, go, go!
Huh?
Jason, I think for the trick shot, I'm gonna try to jump over the bike.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna try.
That's a no.
No, let's go down, bro. You're gonna hurt yourself.
No, I'm not. I actually, dude, I did it last time, but I can do it.
Duh, John is dead.
John is fucking dead.
Oh, yeah, it did.
It was 22 view.
So I told you it was starting out.
I told you it was going to end right now.
You're my favorite.
It was done.
So this is the trick shop line scooter jump over the bike. No, no, no, Haskell don't hurt yourself
I'm not gonna hurt myself. I tried this before I laid
Let's go now. Let's go now.
Everybody prayers in the chat prayers in the chat
Oh, no, no, no, holy shit, holy
you fucking idiot you're not making that fucking job you almost made it I'm not gonna lie
I don't want to touch your dirty fucking hands I don't know how to do that
I'm gonna be honest Jason it's so easy I don't want to fucking break my
camera Jason I'm gonna teach you oh my god
supreme chat listen I'm trying to reach out
the room
this is John
John look a little different
that's your yeah let's just go to come to
uber nah yeah that ass this is embarrassing
bro like you know John take the day
off bro you know you John you should
take the day off you should scooter all
day. He's going to have a scooter.
This is the wrong side.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Here, here, here, here.
Not genuinely, where the fuck?
He'll meet in his ride and come to,
and tell him to,
he's supposed to sign with me.
They're saying, um,
no, don't end his ride.
If you end his ride, he's just going to be
scooting down some street and then it's just going to
stop, no?
is that him? nope it's not him
look at this the nature the nature and downtown LA is beautiful
is it a reflection? the little bird is eating a baby
that's a fast one yeah holy shit bro
Jason I'm calling him I'm gonna let me call him bro
I'm back. Hello, Jason.
Wait.
Did he die?
We didn't go that far down, right?
Jason, we haven't even...
I'm over there!
I'll meet you down over there!
You too.
How far are you? Do you even know where you're going?
Yeah, I'm gonna go teach you, bro. I'm about, like, two blocks away.
Alright, bro.
I'll meet your dad. That ass, I'm gonna keep pedaling, bro.
I keep telling I don't get here bad at a scooter
I like you should go bald
That had nothing to do with the scooter
Let's go Jason to Japan when the bugle ball
30 bro, I'm not balling. I'll never do that. No, cuz no don't touch me
No, I'm not balding. I just have a I just have a big forehead or wide forehead. Okay, that's okay
What if he's insecure about that?
Well, listen, I'm insecure about my hairline too, but guess what?
I embrace my insecurities and he should do the same. And I teach that.
I also teach don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself. And you know that especially, right or wrong.
Don't embarrass yourself. All you do is embarrass yourself. I'm not embarrassed. Exactly. I am free.
That's what it is. I love that. I love that. I love that. And that's why we're going to Japan and we're gonna
we're gonna show homage to all the Japanese people that lost today because
They lost in Brazil and that shit broke my heart. I wanted I wanted Japan to upset Brazil, but it's fun
Shall we leave the way?
You said he's gonna meet us there. Meet us there? Yeah
Dude, I'm doing this with one hand, bro.
I'm gonna start cutting up.
I could have so told you made that.
Have you rode those before?
Uh, no.
Really?
No.
Dang.
Is it fun?
It's pretty fun, yeah.
It's pretty fun.
I like drifting them.
No.
It's a laugh.
Okay, I'm waiting
Bro, why is there so many people in the fucking bike lane?
Do they know it's a bike lane?
I don't know, bro
Do these people know it's a bike lane?
Not a human lane
The humans are sad, aren't they?
You're scurrying me, I mean, yeah, you're scurrying.
Let's...
Oh, he's not school, I don't get adjacent school.
Hey, boys.
What's up?
Swap phones.
Just kidding.
Let's go.
I made a room to die.
See me, bud.
Japanese breakfast.
Don't let us zoom in on that. I can't even zoom in on that.
No, you should.
Oh, yeah, you heard that.
Fuck, what part of L.A. are we at right now, bro?
Uh...
It's more of the Tokyo area.
I think this is like, I don't even know.
We're basically here, bro.
You really think he's going to make it?
Huh?
You really think he's going to make it?
Oh, no.
He might be...
He might have ran somebody over.
Dude, he needs to let you know if he ends it.
So I want to take the lines or riding it everywhere. I think you'll be okay
That's the oldest cop car ever
Wait Jason, what are you doing tomorrow? What are you doing tomorrow tomorrow? I'm going to New Jersey
Yep
Is that the day after? Yeah. USA versus Bosnia, I think? Then where are you going Thursday?
Uh-huh. I don't know. I haven't really looked.
Careful for what, bro?
He just met a friend.
I told you guys I asked you.
You want me to yamma?
That's what we do.
Dang. Jason.
Hey, no, hey, no.
This is my country.
Wait, where is the little turkey?
Right there.
Yeah, no, bro.
Tell me.
I told you guys I had to...
7-11 is a bit...
Japan is way different.
Is it the same here?
You've never been to Japan though.
I've been to Japan, right?
Yeah, I've been.
Twice.
I'm basically talking to half the part Japanese.
Careful, he's coming.
I'm not.
It's a green light.
We need mics and a better camera where we should have this drove here I thought the line was
be fun how far we it's right here
we're here
good this is the home
The chair about some trees aren't in season
We made it we made it bro shoe palace Japanese
Oh my gosh, we're leaving Tokyo.
Get everyone back out.
I actually don't think I've ever been here.
Really?
That is crazy, though.
This is Marty Mitchell.
Yeah, one second.
I
Can locate I should like it looking just right off and take screen
Yeah, Jason
I was thinking earlier what it was really gonna stop me if I just like rode off and went somewhere
Uh probably not probably nothing bro because you're on a bike and I'm on a scooter
Okay
John you ended his ride
Because I came back here
Dude, let's see how far John is
I have his location. He's still riding poor kid, bro
He's a mile away. Is there a mile away?
He's 11 minutes like what does he even do he's a 10 minute 10 minute bike
10 minute bike bro. Where is he? Wait wait. That's not where he's supposed to be
He's a mile away still. He's still at the starting point. No, that's actually bad. Why do we live a line?
Why do we line? I thought it was gonna be fun. You know what it is? It was fun, bro. I thought you'd
You know one piece cafe's right there?
No!
Was that real?
Hey!
Sorry.
Sorry.
They don't fuck with...
Jesus Christ, bro.
Will you stop filming you?
Have a good night.
30 seconds ago.
How do you even need to get here in the shop?
the cafe show like damn I get bitch bro listen like she lucky I'm not from
Orleans anymore I made it up I swear to God bro I'm in Orleans and everything I
love bro my fucking running I don't even want to say bro no no you might have to
handle that for me oh god bro all right cuz you still on the come up bro you
You're in a color road, you got to head off me.
I'm PR trained no more, I can't do nothing.
Dude, honestly, bro, it's whatever, bro.
You're a sweet, you're a sweet boy.
We're in a public area.
There's no, there's no right to fly to see it.
This is public space.
Oh!
So we're just gonna wait here for John or like oh fucking film. What should we go film her bro?
You better snap the Jagdurtie back into me
Don't talk I bet
And we're up, bro. This doesn't seem like Japan. Yeah
Yeah!
So, where did all of y'all spawn in from?
They got the meows.
Cats ain't pushin' your chest though?
Thank you bro.
Of course bro, of course.
love that's the one that's coming in front of us
and it's it all right bro so like which we do like you should tell them to
park up and over here or lame-o and being serious like actually yeah that's
oh my god of course of course
You have to get out of here.
Yeah, let's do it.
You can't do this one.
Nice.
Feels like home.
Feels like Arlington, bro.
Do we go to Arlington or do we go to Tokyo?
This is...
You talking about the meals?
Yeah.
So...
actually increased I'm not even trolling wait I have a question guys can
Can you have a question okay? Can you guys say dude?
Why don't you know?
I was just trying to see if the theory was real.
It was, Loki.
Loki was.
I'ma call John bro.
I swear to God bro.
He's not picking up. I think you died.
What do I do? What do we do?
Tell him to park up so I can get in the ride.
What are you putting the camera right here?
Rest a little bit. I feel bad making you care, man.
I really don't care.
We'll post up right here until John decides to clock in up to work.
Dude, I can't even get in the ride.
Chasing!
You didn't pick up. You didn't pick up.
You didn't even know what it looks like right now?
Uh...
It's not on ya.
It's on ya, no, no, no. It's good, it's good.
Ha...
Okay, so...
John didn't pick us, so what do I do?
Oh, yeah, just...
Pay something, and then we'll go.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yo, your weirds fucking bad.
Your weirds fucking...
Uh, I hate you.
I hate you.
Just...
Just...
Just...
Just...
Just...
Just...
You fucking...
BITCH!
I don't even look that good like it's just funny
John where do you have bro?
I want you to go in the corner park it up and try to get the ride but that's bad
Just open in the middle of nowhere. That's it. No where near where you're supposed to be
Yeah, just Uber, bro.
That's, that's straight, that's straight to my one.
Straight one.
Straight one, he's got my tools.
Can't drive a fucking line bike.
He has an M4 car, he has an M5 car, right?
Yeah, he can drive a car without a bike.
He's about to Uber a mile.
How it actually hurts
My god, what made you think that wouldn't hurt me? I don't know. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm okay. Thank oh my god
Relax I'm hanging though. I'm hanging. I can hang I can't hang bro
In the meantime, I'm gonna order a line and then show you my drifting skills take talk
I do a tiktok dance
Think I'm a monkey with clasping hands. I'm not gonna do a fucking tiktok
I want to make a tiktok. I want to make a tiktok
Let me put the camera and then let me show you my drifting skills. So hold the camera still
I'm gonna do a run-up and then drift in front of you.
Back one.
Hold the hook.
You wanna do it right here?
Yeah.
You're hired!
You're hired, man.
Fuck!
No.
Oh, shit!
Close.
Let me try again.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Oh
You all right
Love you to death kid
one piece cafe cat I want to go in there except I want to go in there with a
cameraman
Where the fuck did he go dude, where did he go?
Where did he go?
That's not his...
Where the fuck did he go bro?
Where the fuck did he go, bro?
Are you dead ass? I'm by myself now?
No!
No!
What the fuck?
Yeah!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wow!
This guy's a ninja, bro.
Ah!
All right.
Yes, we're going to Japan.
Yes, yes.
I'm weighing on fucking John, bro.
Oh my God.
His, it went up to two miles.
It's a 14 minute drive.
Bro, let's just pick up a random kid.
Yep, there we go.
Hey, you trying to camera man, bro?
Trying to camera man, bro?
Dude, he's good at camera.
I don't know about it.
Yo, it's fun.
Yo, can I take a picture with you?
Of course, dude.
Tell him, tell him to get over there.
I got it, I got it.
Hey, y'all try 10 minutes real quick.
10 minutes?
10 minutes.
Yeah.
Jason, you need to text John to get it right.
I did, I did.
I ended the ride.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Oh, you can't remember that one.
Oh, it's hot.
I feel like that.
Okay, okay, I think you're okay.
Of course.
Yes.
Wait, who are you new with, family?
Yeah, yeah, this is my girlfriend and her cousins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great, man, this is amazing.
Yes.
Let's go.
Amazing.
Ah, yeah, of course.
Of course, of course, of course.
Thank you guys.
Of course.
Oh, you sure?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please.
Okay, thank you.
Alright, I'm going.
You want to take a picture?
Yeah, I can take your picture.
Are you done?
Wait until you know the picture with me!
That's amazing, that's amazing!
Hey guys, how are you?
Wait, my brother looks so hot!
Hey, what's up, brother?
What's up, bro?
What's up, dude?
Hey, honey.
Alright, bro.
You know what? Let's go to the One Piece Cafe, bro.
Yeah, let's go.
Do they know where you were exactly, and they just...
I don't know how I don't know why I thought this one happened today and it is
Thank you.
John is 10 minutes away.
You got you, bro.
My God, where the hell did you come in?
You guys look on the same scooter?
Nah, nah, nah.
Thank you guys.
Stop recording me.
I love that.
I didn't watch my pieces.
I didn't mean this.
One piece of cake!
One piece of cake!
One piece of cake!
Skatia.
All right, that is the, okay, the Lord rules.
Do you want me to fill the schedule?
I'm going to be honest.
Take Fishman on this.
I'm going to take Fishman on this.
Take all of them.
All of them is my favorite business.
My favorite business.
All right, all right.
But I'm more of a Sanji guy.
Sanji.
Really?
Sanji.
You give a Sanji the way you do.
Yeah.
I give you an idea of Sanji.
But what do you want to do?
Do you want me to copy everything?
Oh, what's in this cup right here?
like in the fridge right there?
Yeah, so this is a matcha horchata
and we have a pale matcha horchata
What's the blue one?
That's maybe a frugue horchata
So, have you had it before?
It's kind of like a frugue horchata
It's very good
I'm okay with that
Do you have any food?
Well, yes, I do
We got...
So, these are good, our bigger bites
If you're a little bit more hungry
and then you have our smaller bites as well
Happy happy
What?
Happy month
Huh
Wait wait
I'm okay
Or chat that matcha little mix of both cultures there
Football, it's football, bro.
That's how I know you're a large girl.
Football.
Yeah.
You did that to Jason, didn't we?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Hey, you ready to come back?
Yeah.
How you doing, Jason?
Hey, how's it going, bro?
Hey, how you doing, bro?
How you doing, bro?
Hey, how you doing, bro?
Hey, how you doing, bro?
Hey, thank you, bro.
I love you.
You can do this, you can do this.
Hey, is that a fake?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Let's see this.
I think it's the left one.
Yeah, I see it there.
I have to go.
This is the post-op right here, bro.
Yo, watch my back.
Watch your back?
Fuck, you didn't even watch your back.
Because I'm gonna be recording from the front.
I can't see my back.
No, no, no.
Just sit in this, sit in this cubby with me, bro.
While we wait.
Great.
Use my camera.
probably wait great use my face for views
oh no I don't want you to hold a camera like that's not what you're here for
you're pretty good but how you feeling you alright
I'm alright you alright you alright you need food, water or anything?
I'm really gonna stay here for Japan bro I feel like we should just stay with John
Yeah, but it's okay, bro. You know what? We're only an hour in. We're an hour in, but we've got a full day ahead of us.
Okay? Yeah, go ahead, stim me like that. It's okay.
If you need me, let me know.
All right?
Today's gonna be a good day.
Shut up!
I'm just trying to reassure you, bro. Go fuck yourself then. All right?
I'm trying to get reassured back.
I'm over stimulated baby so he do that to me listen
double cuppy try this try this
it's like a mix of Japan and in Mexico
It's actually not bad.
I don't even like matcha or chocolate.
It tastes more like a horchata.
It tastes good.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Who made this?
This is good.
This actually is really good.
There you go.
Are you making it in the front?
It's really good.
Oh yeah.
What's the name?
What's Futo?
Futo.
Oh yes.
The Futo's not allowed on the street.
What? What are you talking about?
That was something nasty.
It's like a reddit word.
What is it? F-U-T-A?
F-U-T-A? I don't know.
I think it's like a furry.
Wait, Germany lost a Paraguay?
Oh yeah, the U.S. is the only one.
You didn't even know Bob.
Germany hasn't been good since like no year.
What?
No year.
One more?
Oh.
One more?
Here, here.
That was okay!
We did it.
You're weird as fuck.
I gotta wipe this out.
Jason, what's up?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
What's up?
Did you sniff your armpits?
They didn't smell bad.
Did you put deodorant on today?
Yeah, spray on though.
Spray on?
The dump spray on works.
You know what? It doesn't work.
I got this watch.
I'm more of an old-spice guy.
I'm more of an aluminum, chemical as my armpit kind of guy.
That's what you just said.
I got a chemical.
It's aluminum-free.
Salt-free-free.
But I don't really use deodorant most times.
Do you honor it most times?
Unless like I'm going outside or playing a sport
because I'm the gene basically where you don't speak.
I don't generate veto.
Because I'm just a gene.
I wanna get that.
Is it like a peptide?
That's like Asian.
You're not Asian, so.
Dude, I'm Mexican black.
Those are like two different musts to lighten.
Yeah.
Pretty blessed bro. Like, if you were selected for a Royal Cup though, would you rather be Mexican?
Team Mexico? Or would you go to Black?
Or, let's have a Black.
Team Black, I just said Nigerian.
Oh, Nigerian, sorry.
What are you talking about, Team Black?
I thought you said Black in Mexican?
No, that's a good one.
I swear you didn't say Nigerian.
That's a Twitter clip, bro.
No, I don't.
Why the hell would you say Team Black?
That's not what I'm talking about.
It doesn't even sound right.
It doesn't even sound good, I'm just telling you.
No, no, it's not.
Should we walk outside through the music?
Well, then we have to fucking be mobile with the camera, bro.
We have no fucking camera in here.
My god, so we're like stuck.
Why, god, bro.
See, you're black.
Let me just go back up.
I'm not gonna get french fries, bro.
What are you talking about?
No, but seriously, man, would you claim your Nigerian side more or your mechanism?
This is a serious question.
I'll pick another area.
Next door, we have two new fans.
Don't use a replica of your very own.
That's a respect.
There's number. You need to set a joke on it.
John, this ain't not funny. You're not funny, bro.
I am.
It's just taking strikes, John.
You need stimulation?
Okay, you can sit still for fucking 10 minutes, bro.
Or streamers.
Alright.
Now everything is fucking store-form content.
Again, just sit and relax for a little bit.
I'm watching the TV.
Just sit and relax.
I like what's relaxed.
Sit and relax.
Look, you want to stimulate, Robert?
No, you do it.
You want me to do it?
You want me to entertain the stage?
I'm doing it.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, let's do selfie.
That's okay with you.
I'm representing you, so I appreciate that a lot, seriously.
I'll be there.
We're meeting soon, bro.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
You're having a good day.
Have a great day.
Oh, yeah.
That was incredible.
Appreciate it.
I'm glad to.
Thank you.
Welcome back.
Sassy ass
What do you want to like do one day?
Oh Jesus, I'm a girl!
What?
Hey, I'm asking you questions, I'm trying to get to know you.
Let's talk deep, let's talk deep.
He only wants to talk deep on stream. Jason did not text or call me.
I literally just, I didn't call you more than you text or call me.
Bro, you know when I, as soon as I seen you, you would be in a retard on Twitter, I called you, right?
Okay, that's Paris. That's Paris.
Wait.
That's Paris. He was the first person to hit me up.
Really?
Just because that's your boy.
No.
This is my boy.
I'm not going to str- I'm not going to str- I'm not going to str- you away.
What does that even mean?
Let's talk deep, bro. What's next for my stuff?
I got some plans, bro.
Streamer, you?
Hopefully. If they wouldn't invite me, they wouldn't invite me.
I wasn't trying to take a break, because I've really been working on art.
What type, what type of art?
Like music?
I've been working on art and that's why I've been taking such a big break from streaming because a
a three-day break or something because I've been working on my art so
What type of art?
Y'all gonna see it. I'm dropping it tomorrow. I'm dropping it tomorrow. I'm dropping this on tomorrow
There's it
I'm working on my art and what I want to actually come come come come say from this is
Well, you know, I'm not a man of many words at all and it's literally mind-boggling but
All right, what I can take from all this and what I've learned is that my art is not something that I can be rushed.
But it's dropping a lot of the hardest shit out of me.
You ever saw it?
I always think I'm gonna talk to my girl, bros.
I'm sweating, man. I feel like I ran like three miles.
Yo, how do you just run?
All you have to do is hop on the floor.
Look, I got her impressed.
Bro, I'm not a king.
I got it down the last 10 minutes, right?
And I looked at the map. I was going with one brush and I was like, oh fuck.
Bro, look at the color of that shit. I was looking at it for a shit something.
Oh shit. But I made it.
No, I'm just taking it out.
To be honest, bro, this is gonna be a fucking pain in the dick.
It's a hard first. I've never used it in a lifetime.
Fuck me, huh? I know you love me more, bro.
Well, bless you.
You only dare to use it when you give me a hug.
Nah, bro. Nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
That's when one hour
But now you're over it's a journey. Oh my god
What's this cafe nice knowing you
Take care, guys.
Woo!
Take care.
This is here.
This is here.
Take care.
Hey!
Notice I went to the Asian squad when I sneezed.
Do you know how to do that?
No, what?
Do it.
You should've sneezed.
Do it over the edge.
Like an Indian Instagram reel.
Do you know how to do that?
You know what they do on the Instagram?
I have bad anchors.
You know what I'm talking about?
Pull me? Yeah.
You do?
No.
No, come on, bro.
That's niche.
Okay, that's too niche.
Alright, lead the way, bro.
I've never been here.
What the fuck?
Take you back right.
No.
I'm not doing it fucking.
Take you back right.
Dude, I'm 175.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm 22.
Jason, I'm 22.
I can't do that shit here.
Jason, I was your weight in 8th grade.
Dude, I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
What we can conclude from this is that...
You want to be a piggyback rider now?
I don't want to piggyback, right?
I want to go to Japan. I want to experience Japan with you.
I want to get a new outfit.
I want to be better.
I want to pull up, bro.
Jason, where you never told me you have to play in the game, you never told me you have to play in the game
Bro, this is actually Japan, no?
Yeah
Oh
That's amazing, man
Yeah
So, this was actually the first dune boogie in Japan
What?
Yeah
This was a little old funny picture, okay
This is, um, I don't know if you remember this when you were younger
Okay
This is maybe because of fighting
Oh
Memories alright?
Dude, what is it?
Bro, I think I remember
Ah! Bro! Oh my gosh
This is emotional
Taking a trip down memory lane
I love this place man
Is this home for you?
Where's the where's the cherry blossom tree? Oh, it's not it's not season yet. Well, I think you knew that
I thought it's all year
Who told you that?
Didn't you work I work for that in January that's in season bro. You don't even know how oh my gosh
Oh my
I thought you were worried bro, my bag.
Let's start from over there, let's start from the very beginning.
Wow, the anime station.
Wait, we should have brought your car so we can perform.
Oh my god bro.
We can't do that later bro.
Two.
Can we do that later, pal?
Yeah.
One.
Two, right here.
Jason, wait.
Can we slowly, so can we slowly like buy things
for a big mystery box opening?
What?
Like we open small little shrinkage for mystery boxes?
Dude, you hear that?
Holy shit.
Yeah, that's Auntie.
She's going crazy right now.
Okay.
Like that, bro.
Dude, please.
It's all on here.
Come on, man.
Okay.
so where are you off to right now
we need to get out this
this place just want to make you
Hi Key is pretty good, pretty cool.
Oh, excuse me, sorry, you guys are-
Oh, you're not with Japanese?
No, we're not Japanese though.
We want you to get a picture with each other.
Of course.
I'm going to get the area of public housing.
The music says, I'm not going to hide.
I can't wait to work on this.
Does this have anything to do with the stuff under?
Listen, please, for some reason.
Can I take the tour now?
Can you do that?
Please, brother.
To the Monkeys class today.
Alright, thank you guys.
Yeah, I'm going.
I'm going.
We have a mystery box.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where do you guys make clothes?
She's gonna actually get figured out first?
Yes, she is!
What?
What's she doing, bro?
She's gonna actually know what to do.
Really?
She love bro.
She's gonna actually love this guy.
That's the bro.
When I walk in, you're gonna know the vibes are fucking up, bro.
That's my this is like my second mom in Japan. I know her so well
No, it's a mad tourist area that's why
Just keep walking it's gonna be right there where that where that person is yeah
Oh, so me, so me.
I love you.
I should like some of this.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Yo!
Oh my god, dad!
This is so awesome!
Oh my god!
Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you. Jason.
We're ready to blow up.
Baaag!
I told him I'm by here.
Oh my god, where are the clothes?
Oh my god, where are the clothes?
I think the floor closes.
Oh, where are the clothes?
He's at the clubhouse.
But we're going to go shopping right now.
We're going to get some clothes.
Like you, my little
Don't want to know
They hit up, they hit up
They hit up, they hit up
They hit up, they hit up
They hit up, they hit up
I don't know why
Yo, what's up boys? Yeah, we're back in Japan.
Where's the cherry blossom? I'm not holding it.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Yo, kisundari, bro.
Alright, alright, you pick your fan, I'll, I'll, okay, I'll get this, at least I like this one, you don't like this one?
Nezuko, Nezuko, wait, what's on the front?
This is just a jean jacket hoodie.
Jean jacket hoodie's kinda hot.
What? Bro, what?
Oh!
My bad, my bad.
Bro, look at the pile of clothes here, bro, it's like, it's like, it's like a gold treasure chest.
We're so late right now
Me and you
Yeah, yeah
Are you like that one?
Okay, but you you get that one. You can you please get the baggie. What is that?
It's oh, it's beat CS right cuz the dynamite. Yeah, you name. Do you know all their names?
What about, what about Nezuko and Hinata?
How about you pick my phone and you pick I'll pick yours.
I bet.
You wanna go first?
I'll play first.
So, you like me.
Actually, I'll pick yours first since I know this place more.
All right, go for it.
All right, so first, you had to put this on.
Put it on right now.
You can just pay for it later.
Here you go.
Yep.
I'll just hold this.
Yo, do not show that.
It's a holographic.
Choo!
God.
What a distort.
It's the Gimbalan line.
Ooh, it looks good baggy.
Yeah!
No, it looks good like that.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Nope, actually take it off.
I want you wearing this one.
Let's see if it's cuter.
This is like-
Yeah.
That's a tiny shirt.
That's like a kid's-
That's like a kid's extra small.
Good.
Bro, you what anime characters this even zero two
Pink it's like a pink Miko
Take up your shirt though. I'm not taking my shirt off. You have to
What is this? Oh
We think that's where the pink or the purple I'm not wearing a skirt
I'm not wearing a skirt, bro.
Jason, I'm not wearing a skirt.
Jason, you literally agree to do this.
I'm not wearing a fucking skirt.
I don't want to do the same if you're not going to just participate in the activity.
I'm not wearing a skirt, bro.
Jason, try this on, please.
I'm not wearing a skirt.
Try it on.
Where is that?
Come on, learn something from Black One Max.
Don't be scared to show your feminine side.
Put it on.
I'm not wearing a fucking skirt, bro.
Give me some pants for some shit.
It's giving, it's giving.
No fucking skirt, bro.
This, this wet pants over here.
You want me to actually wear this one?
Do you like that one?
I mean bro, what do you think?
I think you should take off the shirt.
I don't know.
I have no.
What else do you say?
That's not what the song said Let's go over there
They're probably gonna speak stuff into there
Wait this is hard Nah this is tough
You guys like this one?
Yeah it's hard bro
They wear this one instead
Hey, this one is not it's this
Now one's tough too, but I don't know. Oh, yeah. Oh, what's your name? What's your name?
Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it
Wait, we got a match same anime bro. Wait, you want to be Deku or I'll be Deku. Okay. Wait. No, actually, I'll be a different anime. I
Am squid game I
Never watch
Shabby Nezuko, Shabby Deco shit.
We have neck pads.
Ooh, Kakashi's kinda tough.
Wait nah, this one's hard.
I kinda want this one.
You want this one?
You always get in the manly ones. I would get the zero too.
Chup.
Actually, wait, hold on.
Is that Nezuko?
Why is everything Nezuko?
Yeah, there's so much Nezuko in this fucking store.
Wait, it's giving all Eddie Yeager.
He was not tutored up like that in the show.
There's so much anime, bro. I'm getting anime over here.
Anime!
The anime is over, won't you?
Jason, you're a natural high ego.
Should I get the Nessian Kujaki?
Why do you want a 13-year-old character jacket? Cool.
Dude, you're the jacket you should be getting.
With the way you're acting, you should get the Hosoka jacket with the way you're acting.
That's for all my football knowledge.
No, you didn't tweak me a pig.
Dude, cause I feel like I'm getting the drip from the wash.
What if you go Jean Jack and get him on them?
No.
You get this one.
You want a bag here now?
Dude, R-I-P, bro.
Do they die?
I don't know.
I don't know how to spoil.
Fuck them.
Oh my gosh, this is literally us.
Wait, that was fire.
I'm not even going to go Jean Jack and get one of them.
You are?
Yeah, let's do it.
Both of us?
Yeah, I'ma get it.
Fuck it, boys.
It's got the collar, it's kind of tough.
No, it doesn't.
It's just button up.
What do you think?
I think it was good.
We look good now.
We look tough.
We look good.
I'm being serious.
Put this back up there.
Okay, we need to swap them.
Choo!
What are these?
Alright.
Where do you need to swap them?
Nah, I can't wear this.
It's like breaking my arms.
Okay, where is the other one?
Where is this one?
I don't know, it's the same one as me.
Alright, wear that one then.
This one?
one yeah it's baggy one yeah get baggy on it sorry I gotta do a jump right there
it's kind of high you put this back on the racket see not all streamers are
bad
dude how do people even reach up dude I actually like a baggy thing sometimes I
sleep with no underwear but always like just waking up and just getting a water
like this like a small beam with just like
let's uh let's go get your sweatpants yeah always down for sweatpants oh my gosh so
hard being since
Oh shit wait how old is this character chat chat
He said 16
I'll rock that. I'll go DBZ on him, girl. All right, actually, that's pretty cool.
Oh, you're going to Expo too?
Yeah.
Oh, you're going all four days?
Yeah, that's one.
What day are you going on?
Friday.
Do you have a match?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
I think...
Yeah, thank you.
You needed us.
Can you get ahead of something?
No, we only had one.
So I'm going to just pull my shorts a little bit higher.
So it's like an overlay.
I think I'll need a pink one.
Pink one?
No.
I'm going to go change.
I'mma go change.
See, he's messing with that.
I'm right there, change right here.
Right here?
Yeah, right here.
All right.
I'm just gonna put it right here.
Here's not really a changing room up here.
This is inside the store.
Yeah, um.
Your shoes actually match the Salem one, shit.
Freaking W print, man.
Hey, she's mad, too.
I can't love it.
Oh, this shit looks good.
Actually, I just wanted to wear these after.
Oh, these are like spandex, bro.
I don't know.
These are flared.
No, I ain't allowed to see it hard, bro.
Wait, actually, I'm gonna fall into the flare.
I ain't allowed to see it hard, bro.
This shit...
This shit is hard, bro.
This shit is tough.
I
Loved your band dude. I want to say I love a little bit more than you, but it's like
Excuse me.
Can you do the massacre right here?
We need to dig around in the valley.
Should we ask the lady?
Yeah.
I'm gonna let you sit over here.
Wow.
This store's pretty epic. I can't lie.
Do you want to tell me the story?
You saved my life bro. I want to be honest. I used to be really depressed and shit.
And on your streams you really inspired me to keep living this shit.
I just want to say thank you bro.
Bro, and honestly, can I actually say something bro?
What's up?
No.
Thank you. Thank you so much bro.
That's love. That's love bro. That's love bro.
That's love. That's love. That's love.
Nice to meet you bro. What's your name?
Nathan.
That's my name.
Nathan, nice to meet you bro.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Because this is going on their account. What's your account name?
Thank you very much!
Absolutely.
You don't mind all this kept there?
Yeah, I do.
Hold on, hold on. Can you take this for a first time?
I love Japan.
Send me here.
Okay, man. I'll get you.
I need my phone, phone, phone. No, no.
Come on, honey.
All right, all right.
Ask, where is the cherry blossom, though?
If you're really if you really were a Japanese fan, it's not season
I
Do the photo
All right
I already have these at home.
I already have these at home.
I have the concept panda bear one.
I don't know what one is.
Yeah, the black one you just heard.
Thank you.
Oh good.
Yeah, that's what I do the pecks.
Wait, can we get a big plushie?
What plushie?
Something.
Can I get it for free, I don't see.
Yeah.
You put me, you help me.
You help me out, so I can help you out.
Where are you from?
Vietnam.
Oh, Vietnamese too.
Oh, they see you.
Xin chào, Xin chào.
Xin chào, Xin chào.
Xin chào.
Where are you from?
Wait, don't open the, it's a mystery box.
You don't open how you'll be dealt.
Oh, yeah, you're fair.
Huh?
Hey, bro, are we in Japan?
Oh, Vietnam.
Wait, don't show me, I don't want to see.
Wait, is that a mystery box?
It's a mystery box.
Look.
My God.
don't do it bro don't do it I actually like this mask
don't look yet
it was a good no
AHHHHHH
Ha ha ha ha
Think glitter!
That's a bum bow!
Yeah! Bum bow!
Ha ha hey!
I like this one!
This one's lit!
I need to take a picture of honey!
Dude, we got the good one!
I think this one's out!
Yeah, you want that, that honey, take a picture of it!
Yeah, cool!
That's a good one!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Thank you like I'm back
All right, where should we pay?
Okay, what's yours
We're live right now, so I can just shout I can say can I just be like hey go to this door in yeah
What was the store name style outlet little Tokyo guys there's two dollars
Are you sure sure I want to pay
No, this is not me.
Jason Torgon, audience.
Big NMS right here.
There you go.
Nah, that's you, bro.
Alright.
Thank you so much.
I love my dumpling.
Wait, can we get the outro song?
Can you play it a little bit louder?
This one?
Hey!
Oh
That was bad.
Let's play a game.
This is actually so rare. This is a pink litter.
Do you need to sort of put that? Do you put that in the swimming pool?
No, there's no space in here.
Dude, my things are saggy, ready?
Tag her?
No, don't be weird.
Go pay your multi-millionaire student.
I asked to pay.
I call.
Yay!
Jason, catch it.
Jason, please!
Fuck!
Ugh!
I don't want to focus for a minute, boy.
Stop, that was...
bro that's actually no this is bad Jason I'm sorry I guess you know I buy it up
keep it I don't want this bro you got dirty he's got freaking dirty bro we're
little Tokyo style outlet what is it 33 for a
Uh, Saigon? Yeah. Saigon, huh?
Saigon, they're there from South view.
They're in like the countryside.
Jason, Jason, where's your phone?
My phone?
Can you follow me?
Yeah, how much, yeah.
Of course, yeah.
Stop, outlet.
How many, excuse me.
Can I buy a new doubling?
Yeah, what happened?
I fell asleep.
I fell asleep.
Okay, how can I know your phone?
I don't know what
There you go right here
Where? Where are you?
There's me
Here?
Can you put this on the bill too?
I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy
Let me buy, let me buy
Here I'll sell you that
Let me buy, let me buy
What do you want?
You put the code in.
I'll charge them a thousand dollars and multi-millionaires.
Yeah.
Germany lost.
Germany lost.
What?
Germany lost the Paraguay.
Germany lost?
Germany lost the Paraguay.
How did Germany lose the Paraguay?
What is that?
I'm going to just scoot over here.
Are you not taking the money?
No, no, no, this is my best friend.
Oh, best friends!
Yeah, my best friends.
What music?
What music? Just anything, yeah.
Happy.
That works. OMG, that's good.
Oh my God, beautiful.
Hold on, because I need Casamol.
I need Casamol.
Trust, I got it.
Fire emojis. There you go. Perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you, yeah.
I'll comment. I'll repost it.
I'll repost it. I'll repost it.
Help me. Help me.
I don't know if you're kidding me.
Look, I reposted it.
I reposted it.
Let me see your tail.
It will come on his post.
He wants a page.
We have the top to pay.
I've really reposted it.
See my repost?
It's loading.
Thank you. Thank you.
You take it.
$10 thank you
I get you one, I get you one, where do you want to get?
He got dirty
You take 10
Thank you Artif
Thank you
Thank you, you're famous people
Help me, okay?
Have a good one man
Oh my God, very good
You get me, okay?
I got my daughter, maybe she knows you
I got my daughter, no him
I know him, guys
Let me know. Let me know. Let's thank you.
Thank you!
All right.
All right. Take a mask.
Thank you!
Now it's time to show our new outfits.
Put the mask on.
Ah, we're lit.
We should go towards the music, bro.
It's good.
She's setting you up, bro.
She's not trying to set me up.
Japan!
Where is this music coming from?
Wow!
How is that a question?
This is good.
Thank you!
Thank you!
No, Japan, they lost today, bro.
Did they win right here?
Yes.
You guys, you guys, you guys.
Oh my God.
Hell no.
You want Germany to win, huh?
Yeah, they're pass, no they're thanks.
Oh my God.
This is all up to him.
Come on, guys!
Oh my God, number 13.
You got to get left, he's first.
You're in Germany!
Oh!
There we go, I made it!
We're in Germany!
To make it!
Now the U.S. is making it past the ground of 36 feet.
Fucking do it!
That ass.
Germany's lost?
Oh my God!
you're in the office now.
Look at this, baby.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at me.
That's crazy.
Holy shit.
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear anything.
I'm going out.
Bro, hey, don't make it next time.
It's free universal comments.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, my demographic's here.
Hey!
That's your target audience, bro.
I'm so glad you're here.
Thank you.
Paraguay!
Yeah, yeah.
I got you.
Thank you. Thank you.
So good to meet you.
We're going up.
Dude, you can't get in like this.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm a bulletless.
Right?
Yeah, we're good.
Amazing, amazing, yeah.
How we going?
Can I get off?
Yeah.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Perigway just won.
How we going?
Perigway just won, bro.
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
What?
Are you hungry or not?
I'm a little hungry, yeah.
Bro, that's insane.
Losing the Germany
Bro, I knew Paraguay had it in
I mean losing a Paraguay. Can we do the Japanese market? Yeah
Yeah, it's a super store. It's a supermarket. It's like Walmart been Japan
Yeah, it's just like my new details like the leaves in the green box.
It's just like my new details like that.
I want to say it's a little minute, but it's just like crisp.
What is this?
Is this a Japanese one?
Yeah, I love the strawberry mochi.
That's cool.
Why did you get that dirty?
It's fun to play with them.
Should we get Japanese snacks in the trine?
Yeah.
What if you pick my snacks in my pickiers and just have to try them?
No, no, because you're going to pick some mochi.
I was going to get you like mini crabs.
I've never had this. I wouldn't get a lot. Well, there's a whole box, so it'd be a lot.
Oh, no. I used to do this back in Harley's. Are they actually good? Yeah, these are actually
are actually fire I like the great one or I mean bro this is
Sasuke's daughter
this one looks good oh bro I want to be a touchy I'll be this one oh that touchy
is tough bro you have to get red snacks I get blue snacks
Okay, one chip, one chip.
Wait!
Okay.
Japanese mugbang.
I love sugar.
It's so bad.
Wait, this is crazy.
This is different flavors.
I've never seen these flavors before.
You've literally been to Japan twice.
I've been to Japan twice, but I've never had...
What is this? Sugar Dorito?
It's not Japanese. I don't know what it means.
Sugar Dorito.
Trying Japanese exotic snacks.
Just sold
Yeah, I know how to read a lot of Japanese
All right, let's get a bunch of Japanese snacks and we're doing mukbang outside
Hello cutie barbecue chips, bro
That actually doesn't sound bad
Okay, I'll grab this
I'm gonna get a chip too
We should get a couple, bro
Pizza?
Pizza flavored chips?
Yeah, it's kind of, that sounds like it
I'm down
You get like chocolate
You know my favorite Japanese snacks is the mushroom chocolate trees, you know what I'm talking about?
No.
No idea.
Oh!
These are so good.
Chibu-Nai-Maki.
Your dick actually looks like this.
You actually need to get that checked out for it.
That's so bad.
Anyways, um, fucking hell.
Jason, should we get it?
Sweet.
Should we get it actually?
Bro, burger chocolate. That sounds vile.
Let's get it.
Ew, bro.
Let's get it. Let me put this back. Let's get this.
You said that was good, though.
I know, but we haven't tried burger chocolate, bro.
I'll try it for the cart.
How'd that happen?
Oh, what do you get? Mochi.
I actually do not like mochi.
I've never tried it, bro.
You're fake Japanese, bro.
I'll try it again.
Yeah, I'll try it.
I'm kind of mad.
Let me get this one.
Whatever you want, bro.
many snacks for this mukbang as possible
oh, okay
what's it drink like the trunks inside of it?
uh, luci?
you know the names?
you're local
where do you sit, miss?
um, mogu?
mogu?
mogu mogu mogu
i don't know what a mogu is
what kind of mogu mogu?
they have this mogu tea in a can?
yeah
that's crazy
you wanna get that one?
nah, i already got a drink
okay
We go home and cook wagyu.
Um, we could do that.
Oh my gosh, bro.
I don't know if this is just a youth thing.
Bro, seaweed, I'm not a big fan of seaweed.
I sure am. Do you like seaweed?
Seaweed is low calories plus tastes good.
I'm not trying to sound disrespectful.
In the third grade, whenever seaweed is popular,
my friend would be like, you made it?
I'm like, yeah.
I don't know why I don't like
I might like to respect the product I want to try the game, but I'm a rose. Hey, hey, this is
Oh, you're a lover to hate Steve you and you know that for a fact
Maybe it was a good the brand I got
Well, not even a bunch. Yeah, right? Where's like the little cute boxes they had this
Yeah, but it's in like bags, bro, you know.
Well, they got Costco zombie apocalypse
fricking packaging sizes.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, I think we dub this and just get the mochi to be out.
Yeah.
Man, gravy in a box.
Which mochi?
Does he go strawberry on him?
There's Jim's strawberry.
I
Have a motion on the room
I didn't steal the spot where I got it
I'm just holding my paintings bro. I wear this over you get two bags
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
We need to say a thanks word.
I have a lot of stuff in my hoodies.
They're not sticking to my hoodies.
They're not sticking to my hoodies.
What's he wearing?
Whoa.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You're so serious, right?
You gotta take a look at yourself.
I don't know.
You gotta look at yourself.
I know you've been there.
I don't have a lot of money.
Now we're dicks, bro.
for Jack Dory Maxing oh my god thank you so much I'm sorry
no thank you thank you so much I didn't know it's all right great for our
fight
You have a good one.
Should we sit on the curve or which we go?
There's a hole in the hole in the hole.
There's a lot of holes in the hole.
Okay, we're coming.
Wait, the lady that we skipped the line
says, come to my shop.
You better get going.
You better get going.
You better get going.
Come on.
We better get back to work fast go
We're on the way
I know everybody's about to get back to work.
No, bro. It's called PR training.
You have to apologize to the people you did it wrong.
I apologize about that already, bro.
Dude, this is like what I did when I was in January,
when I was a little kid, where I grew up.
I love that.
You're 19, bro.
You're 17, bro.
What's up, Paul? You're 18.
You're 17?
Oh my god, it's the cherry blossom trees.
Oh my god, love this all too.
We should do a hip-hop here.
Wait, you know what?
You know what Tokyo pool?
No one noticed.
Oh bro, what you wanna do?
You ever heard of...
No one noticed.
Yo, cue in the Jason edit with any of his other partners.
Excuse me, ma'am.
What we do a mug bang right here
They had this in Hakone bro
3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
That's hard.
That's just...
Yeah, it smells like your van, bro.
Yeah.
Let's go there for a month.
Yeah.
It's kind of so beautiful, bro.
I gotta go back this year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
this year. God, I love this song. You have a beautiful day. Or do you guys want to say
beautiful in Japanese? No. Alright. That's the, that's the meaning. Yeah, it's like that
one beauty shop with all the treats. No, I mean yeah, that's like true, but that's
That's what he means.
That's what he means.
That's what he means.
I love you.
Did you ever used to eat lunch in the restaurants?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Hey, no!
Cool, stream seppers, what's up?
Sorry, see you again, I'm joking.
What's up bro?
What's up bro?
What's up bro?
Thanks for coming out.
We had a run over here.
What's up dude?
Wait, can we take a photo?
Yeah, we tried to do a mug man.
Yeah, let's take a photo.
Oh, thank you.
Who's photo?
Thank you, always.
Wait, did you guys sell it already?
One, two, three.
No, I can't.
Wait, wait.
What do you mean?
You sell it?
Let's take the photo.
Did you guys sell it?
Yes or no?
Oh, not so.
You need this stuff.
I was just on the phone joking.
Thank you.
Oh wait, oh wait.
Jesse deleted it?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
There you go.
Have a good day.
I'm at protect already mentioned.
Let's go, man. Let's start this bug-bag.
Should we be on the ground or are we just sitting here?
Bye guys.
Bye.
What was the conversation in the hand before getting all my script together?
What should we try?
Can I have my drink number 30?
Come on.
Yo Jason, let's do a challenge, right?
Can we get ramen and whoever eats the ramen slower has to get the other person to stop.
Okay.
Old Bo, you know what you're doing?
We should have tried spicy, the spiciest ramen.
Bro, sodium bomb.
Bomb down.
Okay.
Oh, that's so dirty.
You gotta take it out, the plastic piece.
No, you gotta pop it out.
And then you put the plastic piece on top of the ice, and then you pop it in.
You know what you're doing.
You can pop.
I got it.
Good job.
No!
Good boys.
Wait, wait.
Umai!
See you on the garage.
Umai, what?
Moussindron!
No me!
Bro, I just bought these, bro.
Fuck, man.
Pretty good.
Open this.
How do you open it like that?
The pizza, the pizza is pretty decent.
I don't like it. I like it.
He said it was gonna be bad.
Feed me the chip like you're supposed to.
Ahhhhhh.
No, I want the train. I want the train.
Choo choo choo, chug a chug a chug a choo choo.
No, I want the nigger.
I don't think I can't do that.
What do you think?
Not bad.
Really good.
How ya boy? How ya doin'?
Like the outfit?
Have you subbed yet to the Twitch?
What's up?
Have you subbed yet to the Twitch?
I don't watch.
I don't watch.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, sorry.
No, let's do a selfie. I got you, bro.
Huh, I think I see no bloggers. Oh, no, we're Twitch streamers. We're a little bit worse
All right, bro, how are you doing?
Thank you guys talking mice. I got y'all. Yes, I'm trying this
This is what is this whole key barbecue chip
You gotta get these away after.
Hello Kitty, barbecue chip.
What is this?
Koala Bear.
Pretty good.
Not shabby.
Not shabby.
I'll try a drink.
Wow, your shit's ass, my dude.
I got so much backwashing there.
Yeah, I know.
You keep trying shit, bro.
Chocolatey cookies.
Chocolate filling, cookie bun.
Come on, bro.
get that. I was trying to be like a YouTube mug thinger and like try to open
in funny but I got it.
Muchy, muchy, muchy.
Hey Miller.
Oh my god.
Maggie!
You know what I'm trying to do? I'm not trying to like mug you or anything. I'm just trying to get cool like lips.
I'm just posing good
You're not, you're not mugging shit man
That mugging shit is fucking
No, like the line pose is just good
You're not mugging me bro
Bro, I'm posing, I'm not trying to mug you
Do face merge
You're not mugging shit
I'm not trying to burger
You sure look funky
Not even bad
Look at that burger
Not bad at all y'all.
Alright, top three.
I'm not gonna like the pizza's the best.
You actually like it?
Yeah.
Of course, cause you said it was gonna be the worst.
Cause when you think pizza and chips together.
Bro, pizza Pringles.
When you think pizza, that's not, I've never had that.
When you think pizza, that's not, I've never had that.
You already know this, this one's gonna be fired.
The amount of seasoning on this one.
We're going up, we're going to feed you.
Cool, ruin the moment.
How's you and Brip God?
We're doing actually, I'm gonna see for some.
Yeah?
We're gonna see fireworks tonight.
Tonight?
No, together.
They'll make it lower?
Yeah?
No fireworks together.
We're watching fireworks.
You guys doing another four hours of live partying?
Yeah, I was going to invite you.
Really?
You can't go to that anymore.
Really?
You have to go to ours.
No, I'm going to see my girl on.
We're watching fireworks.
On your life, boys?
Yeah.
You can't go to that.
I'm not.
We have a party that day.
I think my girl has to go.
I can do both.
OK, yes.
She can go.
Go.
Listen.
She can come, bro.
You knew it's funny.
Let me just give you some more.
You knew 20 about the last one?
I snuck into it.
Oh, God, I snuck into the last one.
There's a lot for you.
There weren't even nine months.
This one was.
I took a picture with you.
I have a picture with you.
I took a picture with you?
Yeah, I don't remember.
I don't remember.
You had to be drunk.
Was he there? Try it.
There's no way you were there.
He was?
What the fuck? I don't remember that.
Bro, I was late again.
Bro, can I show you?
Yeah.
Dude, I've seen you like on three different accounts
before we did the stream.
Yeah, I know.
I've seen you at the soccer ship.
It's crazy how you mention this,
because it's like a year ago today.
Well, technically, no, because July 4 was in a couple days.
Oh, no, no, no, that's a second day.
I'm going to show you the picture.
Well, you're at NMS concert?
No, that was gay.
I'm not going to that.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not going to watch Jason and the Wing perform,
Depth Guy.
I'm not gonna lie, that's what was legendary,
so you missed out.
My first ever concert was a movie.
Dick?
Oh my God.
Bro, that's when we were both job.
That was crazy.
You didn't even know me.
No.
Look, the person I'm beefing with right now.
That was a joke, it's how we're actually beefing.
Yo, us famous people bro, we're just the same as y'all.
Like us normal people are the same,
pretty people are the same as y'all.
Now it is, bro, let's squash it.
Squash what?
I'm about to call it, yo, cause you're not gonna eat.
Should I call a signature?
Go ahead.
Okay, bro.
Let's squash it, bro.
Look, I met the whole crowd,
I even met Jeremiah from Love Island.
Just wash it bro.
Who's there?
Hi.
Damn taking pixels is everyone controversial.
Here we go.
Ask God I trust you bro.
I'm not going to do that nothing.
Wait, wait, let me introduce it.
Let me introduce it.
Yo Sina!
Hi.
I wanted to introduce you because you know y'all might have gotten the wrong foot
You don't want to make it to do to real quick to one of my friends
So what's up, Sina? So let me just let me just start with this, you know
Sorry, I'm smelling I'm chewing I have food in my mouth. It might be a little awkward
but
We saw her on the wrong foot so I actually want to apologize for being controversial and
and Jack Dordie Maxing and you know as this pathos a streamer I just want to
like let it be known I'm a little dark humor and controversial but I do have a
good side to me so I just want to say I apologize
Brother, you know that I don't think you're a bad person, right?
Did you watch the entirety of what I said?
I know you're a good kid, isn't I?
No, let's go!
The irony of your tweet that I said was that you watched what I said.
I said you were not a bad person at times and I didn't dislike you.
Oh.
Yeah, I just don't think, I think you only watched a clip and then you two hit me.
I apologize.
But don't know, bro, has not been brought, could not care less.
Yeah, honestly I was just looking at this call and you were like, yeah, if I'm getting off you're a good kid.
I'm sitting like, honestly, it's not beef.
You know, it's not beef.
Oh my gosh, I would beat you the heck out of him.
No!
No!
Dude, Sina, I'm beat- Sina, I don't beat girls, I'm sorry, but I'll beat the hell out
of you.
In a boxing fight.
No.
Alright, Sina, yeah, I just wanted to introduce you to my friend.
I'm sorry for-
I hope you're doing good, Sina.
Let me just say something.
Think about me, I'm a little controversial and dark humorous, so get used to that, but...
Listen, ask him, you're a good kid.
Oh my gosh.
Don't, you can't use my line on that.
No, you're a good kid, though. You are. You're a good kid, so...
You're a good kid, don't worry.
Alright, say bye, bro.
Bye, I guess.
Alright, see you later. Bye.
That was good
I'm taking photos, I'm taking photos!
I'm a boy.
Wait, I have a question, I have a question, I have a question.
I don't want to get too controversial but can you, I have a request.
Can you say dude?
Dude?
Okay, it's fake, it's fake.
I'm not a hot cheeto girl.
Okay, you're good.
I'll throw, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, let's go photo.
Oh, please.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, can I take a photo with you?
Let's do it.
With you, love me, Pia.
I've noticed your new letter.
Yeah, I love you, Pia.
I'm gonna see the names of timbers.
That's fire, that's lit.
Hey, hey, hey, dynamite Monday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, yeah?
Alright, but uh, I think that's it.
But thank you guys.
Thank you.
Of course.
That's good.
Thank you, thank you, appreciate it.
Led, Led, Led, Led, Led.
Hey, nice to meet you all, man.
Thank you.
I'd love to find out who you guys are so I can call you and have the kids.
That's all I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, Jason and ween.
Jason and ween.
Oh
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I like Haskell
I'm so sorry sir thank you guys that's love that's love right there god I
looked at you know we might own this trip bro I'm not even trolling thank
Thank you so much.
What the fuck?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Dude.
What's up, what are you by shop?
Where are you from?
Huh?
Grab your name, okay?
What's your name?
It's, that's what I like, Askel.
Allen?
I like, I like...
Red and the Tala.
Askel.
Yeah, nice.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys, you're great, man.
That's love right there.
Keep it up.
Keep it up.
That's love, man.
Get my business partner, son.
Son.
wraps actual speed.
Oh!
Yeah, we can connect.
Yeah, we can.
We're gonna hear that connect, yeah.
Yeah, we're cool with speedball.
That's my dog.
I'll show him your guys' account.
I bet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me know if FIFA wants to partner with Jason and we.
Yeah, yeah, okay, cool, yeah, yeah.
So I have a fund, I manage an investment for a fund.
Hey guys, come take the picture real quick.
There's 360, that's a 360.
Yeah, I'll sign whatever.
Honestly, honestly, yeah.
Just give me the same squad as you can say.
We're actually filming kind of cute.
I don't think they know us.
Would you take a picture of us real quick?
Buddy, we live.
I think I'll get it.
Yeah, let me know if Darren Walkins wants to do a straight two.
A who?
Darren Walkins.
Okay.
I got the connection.
Yeah, no, no, no, my buddy, my partner is the ex-head
of film and television at Blaine Morse.
So he's, he's, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
wait sir what's your last name black black yeah that's why yeah yeah okay have a
good one yeah I get a photo excuse me could you guys give me a photo
that's a that's a nice thing okay
3, 2, 1, take the sand.
Hold on, OK?
Here we are, brother.
All right, back.
There you go, buddy.
That's enough.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm not fucking helping you.
I'm not done.
Oh god, here bro.
What?
Why you say that to him?
He's nice.
I said that to you.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Yo.
All right.
All right, should we leave?
Sike!
Yo.
Bro, let's finish up our food, bruh.
You're freakin' hit my thing, bruh.
Throw it away.
Wait! We didn't try mochi.
Oh, we got to try mochi.
It's never been through life, yo.
Alright, Chappy, I don't know what mochi is.
Basically, it's a Japanese dessert.
Um, usually it's cold, but
since we got it in the store, it might be a little...
uh, more.
It's supposed to be cold?
It's supposed to be a cold. I think- I think so.
here we go this is the taste of japan get your mochi bro
fuck it
not messing with it
nah nah that was ass
I'm not a big mochi fan, bro.
I'll have better mochi for sure.
No, I'm good enough to see you eatin' mochi.
Who's gonna be invited to the Ford's or the Live Party?
Huh?
I'm gonna make sure I don't have beef with anyone else there.
Everybody's gonna be there.
Who?
Everybody.
Gosh.
Who you got beef with?
A lot of people bro. I've been mad controversial lately, bro. I'm sorry
Okay
Silky
Bronze a little upset of me too. What happened? I kept a mug and came in it. You just kept being in the frame
And then
That's basically it.
Silky and marlin.
Cause I said fucks back in island and I don't really mean it.
Well they're gonna be there because you know what I'm saying.
I don't think I can go bro.
It's okay bro.
But listen, you and verb god invited.
It's just happening in literally six days.
Yeah, one week.
Yeah, one week.
Oh, bro, that's love.
I ain't gonna lie, this shit was dead-ass voice love.
That just made me tired.
This shit made me tired, bro.
Sorry, gotta reach out.
Listen, I'm actually interacting with my viewers.
Straight voice love.
It's called bad? Why would I call my father?
All right, now should we go taste the the fireiest ramen spiciest ramen of all time or should we go to the skate bar escape?
How you doing? Of course, of course, of course
No trust me you're up to nothing good. Oh, thank you actually
Special I would like to say
Yeah
Japan on three Japan on me one two three
Wait, I have a question
Like to participate. Okay. It's kind of like are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Okay, okay, what do you call lava under what do you call lava underground okay now say dude
Dude.
Dude?
Dude.
He passed.
You're smarter than a fifth grader.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, wait, if I said I'm so...
You did nothing wrong.
Trust me, I'm not.
I'm controversial as shit and you did nothing wrong.
You did nothing wrong.
We're so...
Y'all are amazing.
That's mine.
Okay.
You guys have a great day.
Wow.
Wow.
Call me light, y'all.
Call me light, y'all.
I like it here.
Pero, pero, pero, pero like cool racism that's not racist.
I'm Chino bruh.
You just run ads.
You just went from like 27 to 18.
Yes, I ran ads bruh.
No Brazil, no.
Come on!
Shamoon!
Maybe, maybe we'll sit at a bar
We'll drive a funky car
Maybe we'll be good to the...
Wait, what? Do you know like a rum spot?
I was looking for you!
Thank you!
Oh and then I was gonna ask if you can do a shout out
on the street for Mia Mia Mia Mia thank you oh shit no no no Mia appreciate the
love that ass Mia thank you for the tiger sugar boba
of waves and waves I'm seeing you look at
all right thank you thank you so much
have a good one bro
we got free boba
we got free boba
I actually never tried boba before
you never have boba?
you're awesome
let it go long
I like the smoothie one
nice to meet you dude
nice to meet you
thank you that was so cool
You're cool, bro. Here, here, here. Try boba.
I've never tried real boba.
Here, here, here.
Wait, we can try the challenge where you mix it on the table
and we can try stabbing it on the right point?
Sure, yeah.
Yes!
Jason!
The wind!
You're making boba proud.
So, bro, after this, we gotta try the spiciest ramen ever.
Get the food Tokyo, Japan experience.
And then we go to skate park and then we get a Walmart.
I mean, not skateboard, but we can, but we gotta match it with one.
I don't have a skateboard.
You don't have a fucking skateboard?
I have one scooter.
You have one fucking?
No.
Yeah.
All right, come on.
We need to save it.
Let's do it on that skateboard right there?
Yeah.
Hopefully that should smell like, not like this drink.
Nah.
Let's just do it on that small right there.
All right.
All right, you better hit this thing.
Should we try it the actual like this?
Yeah, yeah.
So you know how to do it or not?
Yeah, I'll try it.
You close your eyes right and I'm gonna mix it and then I tap and then you press
Okay, what's the dumb?
I'm excited give me the trash. Hopefully if we make a mess we have to go clean it up though.
Close right close your eyes.
It's hard.
Let me try again. I really don't want to make a mess.
You gotta low key get your arm in there, trust me.
Don't actually like to go like that.
Yeah.
Wait, what's taking?
Where was that?
Oh, you're good.
Oh!
Ready?
All right.
I'm gonna go hard.
Yeah!
First time trying Boba.
Ohio.
All right, my turn.
I like it.
Bro!
What the fuck?
Are you acting, bud?
Bro!
How?
Act your try, act your try.
I am trying.
You're trying to clip, bro.
I can literally hear you move it.
I'm fucking cheater.
I thought I didn't move it.
There's no way!
Bro, my head was off backwards.
I
Last time me for real
You're getting your toilet feet. You're talking. Um, I'm actually thrilled
You're bad for that one.
We made a mess, bro.
Jason, if you don't get a napkin,
I have a portable napkin right here in my sleeve.
That's the first one. I like it.
What's up guys?
Yeah, I got a new guy.
Let's go.
Just trying to bubble for the first time.
Yeah.
Get good.
Fun with the pants, bro.
With the pants?
Yeah, the pants.
To the moon?
Yeah.
That's lit.
That's lit.
But hey, do you have any spots here with the smistiest ramen ever?
We're new here.
Yeah?
Yeah?
No, you have?
Thank you.
Alright so, now what, bro?
Where's the ramen?
So we just go to store and be like,
yo, what, the spiciest ramen in the world?
Yeah, there's one right across the street.
Holy shi- Haska.
Haska.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Got it, got it, got it.
You guys, one at a time.
Negative.
Holy spawn point.
Alright boys.
Bro, I told you I had to pay, so the October 20th, that was nice.
Aw man, yeah, way back when. Thank you for coming, dude.
I appreciate that.
Oh, come on, come on.
Hey, hey, yo, high sail.
Thank you.
It's fucking bit hot.
Thank you.
If you're nasty to this, you're gonna have to sit there.
What?
If you're nasty to this, you're gonna have to you bit it.
If that's not his, he would think I'm gay.
Are you serious?
No, he wouldn't, bro.
Cool homophobia!
Cool!
Listen, listen.
Let's go around the place.
All right, y'all.
Have a good one.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Alright yo, keep it going.
Glad you factored me honey bee.
Did you see it in teriyaki?
Nah, I know.
There's gotta be a ramen spot somewhere here, right?
Yeah.
Look up in your eyes, take this.
What do you think of the boba, bro?
Hang on, there's a lot of sugar.
It's like too many boba balls.
I actually like the tea.
Am I even a big tea guy, too?
It's pretty good, bro. It's like milk. Do you like toast?
The ramen shop right here.
Ramen shop right here?
Do you guys like Boba?
Yes, I like Boba.
I feel like... I feel like...
I'm not even trying to sound crazy right now.
I feel like some people just perform Viki, they don't like Boba.
When they really don't like ramen.
Like, no, they perform me like Boba.
I feel like...
Bro, I grew up off of Boba.
off of Boba.
People really don't like Boba that much.
No.
Boba's here.
Hello.
A question for the ramen.
Do you have like the spiciest ramen ever?
We can get extra spicy.
Like.
Like.
I'm talking like level 100 spicy.
But like uncomfortable spicy?
We can make it.
No, we want it because like we're doing it because we're users
Is it close to here
One block that way what's it called
Oh
Thank you so much. Thank you. Also, I wish Japan won today
I got a question mark, bro.
I did actually, I honestly wish Japan won today, but the script was already written.
Obviously FIFA needs Brazil to win for just, you know, money purposes and all those things.
His name is not the cousin guys, Kenneth.
What are you talking about?
You met Kenneth?
What was the one with the...
Who's Kinnit?
Is he the one with the ass suburbs?
No, he's not.
He's his own person.
Oh, Kinnit is just an influencer, sir.
He does content.
Wait, that's the...
That's the cousin guy?
I wouldn't call him cousin.
You know, that wasn't him.
I know.
You did ass.
Yeah.
For the son.
I thought it was Kinnit.
I didn't know that was him.
I didn't recognize him.
You think it's real?
It's not on the street please care for it.
You know it's smaller on camera, but it's pretty.
What is that?
You know it's called Orochane.
Dude, there's really nobody there.
I got a $30,000 backpack.
I need to work on my elevator.
Yeah, but you were like 20 stories up.
I'm on the...
It's not Orochane.
You know the maps?
Yeah.
Two-minute drive.
But it's not on the street.
This is gonna work.
What have we won, bro? Oh my god.
What? Bro, I didn't trick my pants.
You're a little fucking stinky boy, aren't you?
Ooh!
Follow me.
My name is Asgol.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Japan's been good.
You should like it. I love it here.
Those nice visiting back home.
One of my favorite parts.
Dude, this is my last thing I ever talked about.
Dude, I've been to Japan too much recently. I need to stop it.
I'm done after this.
Too much.
So here, it's literally right here.
Spiciest ramen ever?
Let's do this.
You're gonna get hemorrhoids like you did earlier.
With the orange sauce in your butt, you remember?
Wait, how do you know that?
I told you I remember things.
Oh yeah, I told you I have orange oil leaking in my ass.
That's actually disgusting.
I don't know what it was. I never went to doctor for it. I just like
It's like actually disgusting. What's up, dude?
Wow, man. Wow, Vio, nigga. Can I get a drink?
Yeah, let's do it.
No way.
I sure would, bro.
Thank you, man. Appreciate it. Thank you, bro.
Have a good day.
I always appreciate that, man.
Always nice meeting the thought.
That's all I love, bro.
There's nothing but love.
In Tokyo.
In Tokyo.
Take a deep breath.
Why?
This smells good.
Wait, fuck, is my GPS wrong?
Where are we?
Jason, bro, who the hell uses Google Maps?
Why is my bro my GPS always fucked, bro?
Go on Apple.
You have to look at the street news.
I'm nigga.
It's over there.
It caused my hair.
I don't even say nigga a lot, but you just made me want to fail.
Activate.
You pull that side out of me.
That's something a lot of people can't do.
At all.
Yeah
Every day we live yeah
Every day we live y'all every day we live no
I remember some of us it was a my dick. Yeah
Hey every day we live yeah, you can't tell me shit. Yeah, remember I was both. Yeah
Don't get rich. Yeah
I remember when I was taking out with Jeremy Lee. Yeah
Can I put this in the bag? I'm not gonna. I'm not sorry bro. Do not bro. Is this a trash bag? Yes
Shout out to the boba. Shout out to Mia. Hopefully. Oh my god
Pop it up man
Okay, turn right on 2nd Street.
Cool, waste food!
You know how to do it?
Oh.
It's like this.
Is this a fierce?
Originair, fine, let me look.
What type of architecture is that?
Over there?
Over there.
Over here, over here.
Are we leaving little Tokyo?
This is still a little Tokyo. Do you not see the...
No, I'm going on a big crack. I gotta take a quick point.
We're both gonna take it?
I'm in. I'm in. Let's do a good photo.
You don't want to go out there. I got it. I got it.
Can I get one with you too?
Yeah.
That's love. That's love. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
Can I get one of these, too? Yeah, I'll take it.
Bang! That'll be good, bro. Thank you, bro. How are we going, bro?
Yeah, picture for me. Yeah, of course.
I will take it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Group photo, everyone. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Trust me, trust me. Yeah.
Hello stream.
Where are you going to do the tests?
Wait.
What's the test?
What's your ethnicity?
Huh?
What's your ethnicity?
I'm from El Salvador.
El Salvador?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Did you take it?
Yeah, I'm trying to take good ones.
Oh.
Hahaha.
All right, there you go.
Thank you.
All right, here we go.
Thank you.
Oh, cool.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Oh, you're good.
Look at all the street ones.
Alright, thank you.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I always love taking pictures.
I love it.
I didn't get enough of it.
Who is that?
Oh my god.
Who is this?
This is Elijah and Joji Oseca.
I call it a little Onizuka.
Elijah son.
Oh, it's true.
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Oh, that's...
Yeah, bro, we need to find trash can.
Oh, my God.
That's so good.
Oh, thank you.
All right, there's no trash can in Tokyo.
Hey, there you go.
Thank you.
It's all right.
Oh, my God.
Where are you going?
I'm on the second level.
Spun back for the fans, bro.
For the people. That's really love.
Right here.
I'm going.
Pull up, pull up.
you
you
you
you
you
Let's do it.
Oh, my God.
There's all the time you're trying to win the fight.
Oh.
How you doing?
Just three.
Do you want some?
Uh, yeah.
Just a question.
Do you have, like, the Spicey U.S.
Ramen challenge?
No, we do.
Ooh.
I'm excited.
Do you want to be the special churro here?
No, we don't.
Ooh.
You want to be the Spicey U.S.
You can make it any other broth that you want.
This will make my stomach bubble.
Most likely.
Okay.
I'm with it. You know I'm with it.
You're good.
You can take me to Taylor.
Yeah, thank you so much.
We'll take you for a ride.
What's that, Devin?
What's this?
What did I do?
Yo, you got me too.
But you want me to watch, huh, man?
Jason, I would never get up to a kid.
I'll take this off.
Now we need it.
We need it.
We need it.
Gosh, I needed this.
Of course you take the corner, bro, what are you talking about, bro?
I'm gonna read shit, man.
Bro, I need to wash my hands.
Yeah, I definitely want to keep...
I said, what's next for you? Let's go.
What are you, keep asking me that.
What's next for you, bro?
Why, because you're talking about streaming or you're talking about YouTube?
Anything.
Oh, my God.
You want to go to modeling? You want to go to, uh, YouTubeing?
Bro.
You want to be a vector? Like, what's next for Haskell?
I want to make more of you.
See, this is where I don't tell you anything because you left me my goals and desires.
Like what type of movie you can never tell us on your right awesome obsession. No, you can never make you can never tell anyone your dreams because
It's like pre-japulating your idea of the dream you're never gonna reach it
That's real talk everyone's putting real talk in the chat you can never tell you on your dream
Cuz we're just gonna make fun of it
Aspirations to I want to be a I want to be
Well, I was gonna say I want to be a model, but I'm already a model.
I model for 424, I walk for Paris Fashion Week.
But, yeah, for one day I want to be able to maybe make movie cameos or maybe be a main actor or a movie.
You want to be a actor?
Who knows, bro?
Maybe create a clothing brand that's well-specified.
What do you mean, Jackie Chan?
Everybody's famous, Suns and Us and all this other shit, bro.
But it's okay. I don't work hard, bro.
Because you know, you know, I got here and I believed in everything that I was
Set to be and guess where I'm at sitting at the fucking house go wearing an anime outfit
About to eat spicy ramen in the world. I
Came a long way, but that's what's up close to your goal
You have no talent for acting you don't know you don't know that
Let's make a scene
Um, you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.
Honestly.
I'm about to go this.
I'm about to go this.
Hold it down.
What are you asking me about?
What?
Anyways, chat, this is what we're gonna do.
This is the scene.
Okay, PLV.
Here would be, we're in high school, we're trying to hack into this school system to prank this principal.
Almost there. Jimmy, give me water.
We're in.
You need some, you need some intel on this person. What's your name?
Last name?
The favorite color is chocolate. The aunt's name, the aunt has no left pinky tail.
And the dog is dead.
We're in.
Let's go to the business channel.
I'm actually really good at business channel, actually.
Cool.
Why are you guys keep saying W2V?
Is that like a good network?
I actually wouldn't mind doing a 2B movie.
You guys know that 2B movie where they got shot
the gun and you're like curved on the tree?
Yeah, that was actually funny.
I can do a little bit more acting.
I can do like, like if you give me a scene to act,
I can act it.
Rush hour.
Rush hour?
Yeah, rush hour.
You need to have a chance on.
Just a chance?
I didn't watch that movie.
I didn't watch the rush hour?
No, I didn't.
I didn't watch that movie.
Have you ever watched that movie, Robert?
I never watched Jackie Chan.
That was not a good one.
What?
I haven't watched that movie yet.
Oh my God, bro.
No, no, no. Keep it right there. Keep it right there. Go back. Go back.
Bro, what in the restroom to check?
What in the restroom to check Twitter?
Bro, when you piss, you know it's going to a tongue or a titter?
Bro, it's streamer brain.
When you piss, you don't hold your shit and then scroll?
No, when I piss, I do this.
That's my last. That's my last.
Stop doing that fucking email, bro.
What's that?
It's not doing that fucking email.
It's not doing that email around me. I'm a straight man.
I'm masculine.
It's a funny email. I like that one.
It's famous inspired by my girlfriend.
Should we share the spiciest bowls we have to get our own?
No, we should share.
Look at one of the biggest bowls of the spiciest noodle challenges that you have.
So it's only one size, but if you fill it up to the brim.
Let's fill it up to the brim, let's make it happen.
Do you want to get in one of the most proficient ones?
Does it really matter because it's going to be extremely spicy to the point where I can't even taste the broth.
I want it so it's my turn penis
Sorry, my friend. Yeah, this is my first time yeah
Um the way it is however, however, you'll make it I don't just share you
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was that was weird. I'm sorry
See unfortunately, I had to be pressure right now, so
Yeah, so, what was your question, sorry?
Are you guys just sharing the challenge, or are you going to do it individually?
Should we share? I think we should share.
But wait, do you have like that official challenge here?
Yeah, we do, but we have to pull the...
So, three years?
Wait, we can't do the duo?
No, it has to be like one percent of the whole board.
And what do we win?
We get a picture and everything.
We used to give out like, certain prizes, but not as much anymore,
because I think people did it too often, in fact.
Yeah, well, let's get two individuals there.
So if you do finish it, you just pay for the...
So we do have a dollar fee for the challenge.
I think it's two bucks.
I think it's like two bucks.
Okay, fine.
Yeah, if you do finish it, you just pay for the paint.
Yes.
Yeah?
Perfect.
Do you want to open it?
So, into individual, let's do this.
Do you want me to open it for the paint?
Um...
Not sure.
Everything should be good, everything should be great.
Water is not a good idea.
Water, or do you have an ice cream on standby location?
That's gonna make up a more true ice cream.
That's about it.
Would that help you think?
Maybe once you're done, baby.
Yeah, let's slap it in there.
Wait, do you guys have egg rolls?
Oh, if I have a gyoza, you want gyoza?
Wait, what type of Asian food is this?
Oh, Japanese don't even do egg rolls, do they?
Let's get a pretty let's get it a little deals action before we go into the news
I don't know too much. So yeah, I'm stealing it hits
It's five pieces, right?
That should be fun.
That'd be all for me, anything for you?
Nothing here for me, but I'm sorry.
Very good.
Anything else just leave one in the sink, guys.
Of course you have to.
Wait.
Welcome to Japan.
Ooh, little slide contraptions.
You know how to use chopsticks?
Nope.
You don't know how to use chopsticks?
Nope.
Let me teach you how to use chopsticks.
Nope.
I thought you were Japanese.
Nope.
You're not Japanese?
Nope.
You know how to use chopsticks?
Nope.
You do.
Nope.
You do.
Nope.
You do.
Nope.
Yes, you do.
Nope.
All right, so listen.
Okay?
Let me see your chopsticks.
Yo.
You fucking...
You see your trusty boy?
You know, you fucking...
Nah, genuinely.
You can stop drooling.
What?
Alright, listen to me like this.
I do it wrong.
How do you do it?
I do it like this.
I do it like this.
I do it like this.
That was...
That was sick. Give me O-Bell.
I'm good though.
made for you know how not to use it oh you're showing out oh I have the rules
right here 30 minutes we win basically yeah you get a picture clear with a
Polaroid and everything we have to go we have to get a picture of yesterday a
A couple came when they finished it together.
Bro, this is no restroom.
Is it that?
It's gonna make my gut.
It's gonna make my gut that bubbly.
We're gonna have to use a restroom at night.
We can do it.
Also, I got two individuals.
What does that mean?
It's one devable avable.
They're tripping.
Why do we share?
Yo, if you can't do the challenge,
they won't win.
They won't win.
If you can't do the whole thing,
they won't win.
I'm gonna actually try.
I might even eat all day, bro.
Okay, that's why we got the Gyoza to warm up, get our stomachs a bit full, and then we got the special rematect.
Okay, I'm actually going to try.
Actually try.
I'm actually going to try.
We have to try. We have to try. We have to try. I've never completed this.
For the most part, all the world.
You have any hot dogging competitions?
We're out here.
Probably nothing more to talk about.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm going to give you a hand.
Thank you.
That's it. I tip it this one time and I lost. So I'm gonna actually try to win.
Okay, let's do it.
Don't give up.
Oh my god.
Do you have gag reflex?
I don't know.
What the fuck is this?
No I do. I just didn't touch the back of my throat. I just touched like the inside of my throat.
I'm scared bro. If I was stuck a day, I'd probably get it. I wouldn't do that.
I can't imagine that. What is wrong? You're 22, bro. You have brand deals. What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
I'm 19 I can be controversial you can't
I remember when you used to go to UTA and pay people to do your homework
That didn't sound like me bro
People would talk saying that you paid people to do your homework at UTA
What?
Is that true?
Is that true?
You talk about popcorn ceilings and fucking ba you you were you were more than a good
Hey, they would do your homework, but you're that was college
That was college though. That was college. You didn't go into college. It shows. You went to university first
I want to public university. Yeah. Yes. Oh
In fact, you do what a community college. I did I
Want to all this because of collegiate which is partnered with TCC, which is a community college there
I don't know. I remember doing my homework on stream that time. I was doing everything.
But I used to be smarter. I was the family champion, and then COVID happened. That's
what happened. COVID ruined my brain, it made me.
Why don't you, if you were like, how old during COVID?
I was like 16. Oh, it's 15.
You're cool.
I was in sixth grade in 2020.
I know. You're a little kid with me.
I know you're a little kid with me, bro.
You're actually like, you know, you grow up, bro.
Who do you want to be like? Who do you look up to?
Fucking nobody.
Kofim and Jack Gordy has all the look up to.
Contrerasally.
What is wrong with you, though?
No, I'm sure. Who do I actually like? Who do I actually smile to be?
Yeah.
Yeah. Hit me, hit me.
nobody bro you're gonna spy yourself it was so funny bro when I was in like when
I was a freshman I made a journal I mean okay this is no hate this is no hate
anyway no shots are you okay I might even say it now listen to it freshman
year I made it a list of like dream collabs and it was so cringe okay I'm
They made like no sense
Hey, I'm hearing you
The list was so bad
I'm here
Who's...
How many people?
There was a couple people
Oh God
I went back
You were on there
I went back?
Stay where no one else was on there
For some reason, Clicks was on there
And I have not watched one Clicks stream of my life
I was just crying down names
They've been dobbing with them soon.
Dabbo?
I don't even know what they're doing, bro.
I mean, bro, he's lit.
He's performed on Summer's Messenger.
I know, but I'm just saying, like, bro, like, this is the most random line of people.
Okay.
Like, I was just looking for the people that were just live on Twitch.
Okay.
Keep going.
That's it?
I think 10 to 10 minutes was there.
10 to 10 minutes.
Oh, really?
Hmm.
I used to watch a lot of 10 to 10 minutes.
Ninja and Ninja.
Ninja and Ninja.
Ninja and Ninja.
Ninja and Ninja.
It's not that bad, bro. I thought you better say, like, I don't know, really.
Like some cost of recipe?
Yeah.
Bro, to be honest, there's a lot of people that think you're funny, but, like, you just
want to work together and fun, bro.
Same, bro. Same.
Like, I let, to be honest with the content, I like the idea that you don't have,
you don't always have to clap with everybody. Like, sometimes they're just better on their
That's it? You know this, dude. The brawn traded to the warriors?
Or she even said you clapped with everybody, bro.
I know.
What do you do? I know.
Bro, you have like at least 50,000 claps.
I mean, I like to collab, bro.
Because I always have the most fun hanging out with my friends.
I pick him. I pick...
You pick a juice.
You have to be around a group of people.
With any advice you need, I'm here for you.
Okay, so do you think I should do this opportunity?
Let me be a bit...
Cloud Jack, Doherty, and um...
Who else?
Maybe Alien, ask me to do a link.
My name is...
Maybe fucking Alien.
I mean, bro, you do whatever your heart desires.
Whatever you think is best for you.
I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'm not going to control you.
What is it?
Maybe you and maybe Ali if you go on another two-mailer.
Eww, no.
Man, I should have loved your movie.
Bro, baby aliens, facials are crazy.
You definitely are about to make me baby Ali.
Nah, bro. That's like borderline pedophilia.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. There's definitely been someone in this chat that's doing the fucking baby, Aley.
100%
Got, yeah.
Switch to the topic, bro. Nice.
Yeah, I'm just...
Caught.
Who told you they caught us?
Oh, here's dumplings?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
No, no, no wait, I'll actually try to learn wait get before but he's gonna. What are you doing bro? That's not
Put that down put that down put that down put that down
You were animal you'd be a dumb boy. That's not an animal. I was an animal. I'd be a lion
You see a fucking angelfish, maybe a sea horse.
No I wouldn't.
He'll be a fucking titan.
He'll be typing a cool title.
Alright, you know how to do it?
There you go.
No, no, you put that in the middle.
I don't know why you thought I would know this.
So let me help you, girl.
Help me help you!
I'll help you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
How'd y'all know? How'd y'all know we were here?
We saw your machines.
Oh, I'm so sure.
I can take the photo.
Jason, Jason, turn around.
This is NMS.
I got it.
I have a good night grip said let me know thank you thank you
Last one right here.
Aw, you guys doing it.
And you go!
Come on, you know what it is!
Come on, get in there!
That's good, bro.
What Valentine?
What's in the tab here?
This is pretty good bro.
This is pretty good.
It's a dumpling.
But it's a bit too sweet sauce-y for me.
Nice.
Wait, can you do this?
Nice.
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
Nice.
You already know that one?
I know that one.
I know that one.
I know that one.
I know that one.
Nice.
You know that one?
I know that one.
I know that one.
Dude, you know what I did for a talent show?
I recreated that whole meme.
Did you?
You were.
I don't know which grade it was, but I hope there's a video somewhere.
During the talent show, I reset the whole script.
How's that?
Is that good?
Sorry for this bit.
Nice.
Is it what?
Talent.
Talent?
Huh?
Hey, would you win?
No.
There's no-
Do you want me to-
Do you want me to do this?
Yeah, this is not a-
I'm talking to Haskell off-screen,
but it's really unfair.
The way your brain is wired,
like, it's very-
I wonder, one day, I-
It's wired the way it's wired?
Listen, she said,
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I'm not fucking kidding you.
He just bounced me into the...
Wait, can you get my elbow?
That was good. That was actually a good one.
Do you know any Mario?
You know your feet smell.
What the freakiest thing you ever done, man?
What are you asking me, bro? 19? What the fuck do you want, bro?
First you watched Baby Alien, now what's up with the question?
I don't want Baby Alien. It's not top.
That's the freakiest thing you've done, bro. What do you want from me, bro?
You don't have to be fucking sexual, man.
What's the freakiest thing you ever done?
Nothing, bro. I'm a normal-ass kid.
Good. Don't get into drugs, bro. Don't get into drugs.
Don't get into any of that, okay?
No.
Okay.
oh my god literally this is a black hole of spicy death dude I'm not winning
oh my god this is that this is literally just a black I think all the
Oh my god, yo, that is delicious though, it's like a really cat analogous, yeah.
Is it free if I finish this?
Yes.
You just pay for the feed.
Let me just look at it.
I'm not gonna eat it.
Wait, wait, don't eat it yet.
Can I just pay for this down low key?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're gonna finish this.
I'm tripping.
Jason, bro.
I'm not a lot it looks kind of good like little noodles mad yellow Jason look how hard
Yeah, thank you
It's a bit of a compensation for confiscating my fucking chopsticks. All right, so I'll stop
Away for the like the fire to go away
What do you smell it
It smells pretty fucking spicy
I'll smell like spicy your smell
Smell it, smell it. Try it.
Oh, you're going to put my head in. I'm not, huh?
Cool. Spice.
Oh, wait.
Oh, my God. I'm going to regret doing this.
Yeah, we should do.
There's some ice cubes in it.
Oh my God.
Dude, remember, dude,
what if we asked for a fan to cool it down,
like the spiciness?
Did you ever put like a talking into like a fan?
It actually works.
Does she look like Resident Evil 4?
Does she look like a dentist or what?
Hahaha!
Does she look like Resident Evil 4?
Does she look like a toy from Resident Evil 4?
I'm ready bro. You ready? No. Dude come on bro. We're just gonna sit here and fucking
watch it. Yeah it's bro. Cuz my stomach literally hurts from looking at it bro. No. Oh my god,
oh my god. I'm gonna lick this real good. I'm gonna just lick it. Oh no. Oh no. It's
not that spicy. Are you crazy? Seriously. My tongue is burning. It's not that bad
My tongue is burning of that. My tongue is burning of that.
Yo, do you know that, do you know that incident when we was like,
what's the spice thing you break? Ah, sauce.
Aw man.
What do you know, this one's too nice.
What's the spice thing that you break?
I walked 10 miles to one from work, this shit's fucking melted.
You hear what I said that guy?
She's nice.
Oh my gosh.
You need upper screen time.
Oh my god that's actually bad. My tongue. My tongue bro. My tongue. My tongue. Shut up.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it bro.
But call your love once you're my darling.
Shit. Shit. Fuck.
Twitch, do you wish I would make someone seem so serious?
What?
Just reach out, reach out, reach out.
Listen, you got this.
Oh my gosh, he's in my throat and it burns.
Let's fucking do this, bro. Jason.
Sir! Excuse me.
Oh, that's so rude, bro. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry for that.
That's it. I'm so sorry.
Get the phone. Call me if that's for everything. You know that.
I'm so sorry. That was rude. That was rude. I'm sorry.
But, we're ready to start.
You ready, sir?
Yeah. I'm sorry for that.
Wait, wait. Do you start at time, really?
Do you start a timer for this?
Do you start your own timer?
We'll start ours as well.
Usually I give people a little bit of leave.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, so, whenever we're ready,
the rules, do you repeat the rules?
So, you have to use the whole...
Even though...
Even the broth.
Even the broth!
We have to drink the broth?
Drink the broth.
I don't know if you ever get a chance to look at the picture over there.
Most people take a picture with like young people.
But me and I know the gay house and people like finish the youngest.
I tried it all my time ago. I can honestly, I want to try it one day.
Maybe do it? No. I don't know where. I don't want to be like, struggling.
But yeah, I am tempted to do it again one day.
This is before I didn't eat as much spicy food, but now I probably handle it. It's just DM now.
I thought these are a slice, why should we chill it?
Yeah I know, I thought it was a little bit spicier
No, this is light, this is light
100 days
We're ready
We're ready
We're ready
No, let's go!
Thank you very much
Here we go, here we go
No, no, no, you're too...
Wait, wait, there's a star whenever...
No, no, no, wait, wait, okay. On Argo? On our first bite? On our first bite?
First bite.
Quick, pull it down.
Perfect, wait, three, two, one.
Okay, you can say it.
Three, two, one, go.
Argo, like...
I'm gonna kill you.
Get out!
Get out of here!
Oh
No, no, no. Stop adding noodles to me.
Oh, it's so hot.
You can't do the drinking.
No, no, no. Not yet, not yet.
It's so hot.
Itadakimasu.
You're cheating!
What!
Dude!
I'm crying bro!
No I forw…
I heard nothing like talkies!
I heard nothing like talkies!
No, it's not good. It's not good. It's not good enough.
You have to try. Keep trying. Don't give up.
Yammere! Yammere!
Who the fuck is that me?
You have an Atkins?
I'm gonna wipe off the spice.
What the fuck are you...
So spicy, why do you do this?
How much is this bowl?
No!
No!
No!
Why would anyone want to do this?
Not so much for a shot.
Just a little bit quick, just a little quick.
That's what I'm doing.
Just a little quick!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Don't touch her eye!
Don't touch her eye, bro!
No, don't worry!
Who the fuck was laughing behind the camera, bro?
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Hello, Warren.
Yeah, I'm really making it.
Thank you, thank you.
Don't give up.
You're so long, just follow.
More ice cubes in here.
Thank you.
Jason, it's nothing.
How do you know it's a picture of a kid?
Right here.
Brother, that's cheating!
Jason?
Jason.
I'll fucking do this.
You fucking pussy, you're pussy.
You're fucking pussy.
This is my teeth, fellow!
Let's do this.
Cheers.
I swear I'm almost done with the noodles, I'm not even sure.
Are you actually?
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah, how much noodle I got left?
Oh, not bad, not much left, not much left.
Look, look, look, look, look. I'm not almost done.
Slow and steady, one at a rate. I haven't got that much either.
But we have 30 minutes. We're good.
We have 24 minutes left. Come on.
Ah
So far
No.
Here.
Nah, I don't got it. I don't know if I got it.
Don't mess that up.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Dude, don't.
Keep going.
It's a really good thing to take over the spice.
This makes it make it fucking spicier, bro.
It's cold. It comes back to you.
It's like a double-unfrored truck.
Hold on.
At least have my gun.
Oh, my tongue is starting to get hot, my lips are burning, like my lips are tingling.
I had my idea.
What if we for all years combined?
It's not even worth it.
There's no way.
Who's a good runner?
I never give up, bro.
We have to get at least one sip of the water.
Can we do that mochi ice cream, please?
That looks like burn.
Okay, why do you look better spiced out?
oh that ended tastes good oh my god I'm so close I swear I swear this is it this
is all the noodles this is all the noodles
Oh, it's hot.
Oh.
Just need a drink, dude?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
dog the water is the fucking thing is for me
you want it?
Okay, I need a moment, I need a moment.
Here, here, here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, here, here.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Yeah.
Just finish that.
Okay, I got this.
I got this.
Okay
No, I need my water
All right, ready? This is for everything. This is for everything.
I need a bucket. I need a bucket of trash or something.
Get in there.
Okay, thank you, thank you so much.
Thanks, I'm not bad.
Oh, it hits like slaps.
There's no way, there's no way.
That's the milk.
Drink.
We're going to have a Sunday game.
I give up.
No, it's over.
It's over.
I give up.
We call it time.
Yo, look.
Do I get like a cookie or something for this?
I'll throw the no-chill in the ice cream.
Thank you!
Sorry for making a bit of a mess.
I'm already used to people doing the challenge and then...
They throw up?
Sometimes they throw up.
I almost threw up.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Oh, chocolate mochi, that's true.
Chocolate mochi, that's what they call it.
I love mochi.
I'm going to bring you to the cafe.
I'm going to.
I don't like mochi, though.
My stomach feels like shit.
There's a horrible idea.
Horrible, horrible idea.
It was worth it.
I believe you tried it.
I actually did try, like, I tried my-
I tried.
You didn't try it, bro.
Yo.
You didn't try it.
I tried helping you win.
No.
I almost got it.
Next time.
Where'd the juice back in my bowl, bro?
Ew, bro.
That's actually disgusting.
Which flavor is that?
The Nutella.
The Nutella.
The Nutella Manchurian Chocolate.
All of them are from the Naga Ice Cream.
Yeah, right?
I don't know.
I just like sticky in your mouth.
Wait.
Wait.
chat chat chat right there
don't meddle, don't meddle
that was horrible
I just ruined my day
I'm not telling you that's just ruined my day
you okay?
yeah, I'm doing a lot of things
You're not even feeling the shit. You didn't even eat the noodles back there.
My lips are red.
She's going to get ice cream now?
Yeah, I do have a good front.
Here?
Perfect, bro.
Honestly, perfect.
Wait, ready for Laura?
Ready?
Oh
Sweat
Can we get some W's for trying?
Oh, do you want to do Apple Pay?
Yeah, I got you.
Aw, thank you so much, man.
Hey, man, you got a shirt on me.
Yeah, I tried my hardest.
I was gonna make 42 for you.
Alright.
I'm going to try my best.
The stomach is very bad, very spicy.
I really want to throw up.
I feel like most people don't know how to handle their spice tolerance.
I would not recommend this one.
Do you ever see it?
I don't think so.
Thank you.
I'm probably going to get some ice cream now.
So me so me so me so me so me so me so me so me really good fish one. Yeah
I wish I was actually
Is that the good?
That one with QB, that one with Giff.
Which one is that?
Oh, is that the...
That one, like, one of the actual?
No!
Another?
I don't know what that one gives on sale.
Oh, wait, that's uh...
That's five?
Two boxes!
You know the one or no?
Thought we were pretty good!
You're animating.
Wait, do you know this one?
you know this one wait do you know this one
it looks speedboat heading
oh yeah I know I know I know
ahh let me see
dude bro don't run you're fucking nasty
shit all over the ground
oh brother we lost
I can't get one of this
What? He said Trigger.
Are you going to speak to him?
Yes, yes.
Do you want me to give him a shout out to him?
Yes, I know that one.
Yo, he said Trigger.
Sorry for the mess.
Let me know if you need help.
Wait, what's the name of this place?
Warcharama.
Thank you so much.
What a cute doggy.
So cute. So cute.
So me, so me, here we come.
I'm ready. Oh, I'm not feeling so good, bro.
I'm not feeling good at all.
Oh, it's just because you're moody.
You need to brighten up your spirits.
Oh, it's not my mood.
It's my body.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Oh, that would've been better.
Give me the bag since you're spiced out.
Thank you, bro.
This is the Texas Classic.
Yeah.
Love this.
Random kid.
That's good.
Thank you.
Thanks.
All right.
Thanks.
Do something, man.
Oh, right here?
Oh, WBAC.
Yeah, thanks, man.
All right.
Have a good one, y'all.
I'm feeling it, y'all.
Not good, bruh.
I'm good, bruh. I'm sorry.
What are you trying to land, bruh?
Well, I'll leave it.
I can try.
Good.
Yeah.
No, it's gonna be...
Don't break his board, bro.
Don't break his board.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for letting me try it.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
That went so wrong, bro.
Never again.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my stomach.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Wait, can we do this, this takes off, you're the animator to do this and I'm like this.
Oh, oh yeah.
You want me to wear the outfits?
You want me to do that tone or not?
Uh, well Gojo's the one that's like this.
Yeah.
It feels like.
I didn't watch Jiu-Jitsu Mid-Zim.
You're gonna watch it.
Jiu-Jitsu Mid-Zim.
I'm not gonna lie to you, that's horrible takes.
Bro, that's my one controversial take.
That's horrible takes.
Two kinds and it's just like every anime smush together. No, yes, it is horrible take
Horrible take most basic should ever horrible take and the power system fucking sucks. No
You're just trying to agree with what Twitter says no
No, I watch this. I watched the anime you guys can fucking make bro. Nope. That's my world. Oh
My god, that's the street
What's great? This is actually the street
I'm a grown-ass man, bruh.
Yeah, bruh.
When do you get a grip?
It's a quarter after one!
Yo, he has a shirt on!
What shirt's that?
The sun is crying!
What's up?
Can I get a picture?
Of course, bro.
Thank you.
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to go over.
Jason!
What's up, bro?
I'm sorry, bro.
You're here.
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
That's fine, bro.
Can you take our picture?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Ready?
One, two.
One, two, three.
I'm going.
Can you say hi to Jacob?
Can you say hi to Jacob?
Jacob, go fuck yourself.
Okay, side of Jacob, side of Jacob.
Jacob, what's good, nigga?
Thank you for life meeting me, dude.
Jacob, I love you, bro.
I'll fucking go fuck with you all.
I'll go fuck with you all, you know?
Yeah, I'll go fuck with you all.
I'll go fuck with you all.
All your tics off of you.
Shout out.
Okay, look at one piece.
Wait, how are you walking with crutches?
I'm like limping or something like that.
Dude, you're starting to epitome max on the stream.
I fuck with it.
I just tore it, licking it, actually.
Oh, I'll try to put it in the same way.
All right, see you, have a good one.
You, you also have a good one.
So me, so me, here I come.
For your last year, I just tried my word.
I was actually on the next trial.
Oh, did I?
Yeah.
I hope you find every good thing you know about me.
So, all right, see you.
So me, so me, here I come.
I don't sap.
The one and only.
Bro, blue lock.
Dude, they couldn't win today.
That's tough.
There's your watch, blue lock.
I've watched all the blue lock.
Call the blue lock.
I've played in real life.
Bro.
Okay.
Wait, why don't you do it for a stream?
Blue lock.
Because it's World Cup, you're Japanese.
Not Japanese.
Sorry.
Not Japanese, bro.
Man, I mean, yes.
Clanker.
Bro, I'm right here.
You're not a clanker.
Oh my God, we should do terror reading.
Hey, whatever, get out of here.
Yeah, bro, please don't run up on like that
Thank you
Ruh baby! Ruh baby!
Ruh baby! Ruh baby!
Ruh baby! Ruh baby!
So me, so me!
For real!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
It's a total lot to find.
My, my, my, my, my vision now.
My, my, my vision now.
One person.
One person.
Oh my god, bro, you ever had something something?
You ever had something something you ever had something something was it you ever had something?
Actually, I was just not that good
Is there another ice cream store here?
I just get like the ice cream from the market
Oh
Bro, you got it. You got to get it. Oh, why so hot?
It's okay. I'm starting like no tomorrow
I'm not partying inside of here buying with her.
Whenever you know it's so funny, she's never the kid who ran up on me.
I swear I've told him.
Like right before, like right before he ran up on me.
I'm sorry to the U.
Bro, I still make you crazy, bro.
Aw, man.
What's next for you, Paco?
Bro, you've asked me this three times.
Oh my god.
I got a flight tomorrow, bro.
I know, I'm busy.
But I'm busy, but I can't stay my age tomorrow.
I'm not going to meet here.
It's okay, we can play in a different stream.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude, we're dropping art tomorrow and now that my friend, Seth, and he hopes to reward, I'm going to have a camera in finally in LA.
So I can finally start streaming art.
Nice.
I love that, bro.
I'm not going to lie to him yesterday.
I'm not going to lie to him.
Bro, wasn't that bad?
You didn't eat as much as I did.
I finished a little close.
What are you building that huts like Indian YouTubers?
I don't know, bro. How do we tell them?
Yo, if you guys want me to- I'm gonna do it myself.
On my own YouTube account.
I'm gonna do it, bro. I'm gonna do it the one day.
In the forest, no one owns the forest. You're 88.
Yes, I just bone by the government, they just bone for us.
Stop chomping, now you need permits.
I hope you know, I hope you know.
It's not chopping down, you're just moving it.
No, it's different, it's different.
Like, you go to the park and move sticks around, but no.
Hello, how are you?
Can I get an Abu?
And then I'll do the...actually I'll do the...what's that the favorite here?
The most popular would be maybe the cookie and cream or the cookie.
I'll move on, I'm not controlling it. You have like a little lunch?
No.
I'll just do the...I'll probably do...I'll probably do the cookie and cream.
Office is here.
Any filling for us?
Yeah, I think it is...
No, no.
No, no filling.
So we have something for you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the...
cutie pie!
Okay.
Sorry, I'll get, um...
Hey, hey!
Custard?
Custard? Okay, anything else?
Can I get a name?
Uh...
Jasko.
Jasko?
Alright, she's almost 30, 90.
Alright, you're off that.
Thank you.
It's a corner!
We have to go, we have to wait for our ice cream.
Taste for ice cream?
Have you ever been here before?
Not this specific one.
I've been here so many times, I mean they're pretty quick.
I always say taste of minion.
Bro, I said no tip.
I don't tip cashiers.
Growing up, honestly, it was never a no tip.
It was never a no-dutch...
No, I don't tip in general.
I mean, barely beyond this all month...
Bro, is that bad?
No, to be honest, I'm trolling about that.
I tip in restaurants, but I think the system is set up for me.
I'm getting real.
Dude, the restaurants should pay...
It's not like Japan better, because there's no tip in culture.
Restaurants should pay everyone equally and barely.
But it kind of sucks that...
Well, yeah, but we are in Japan!
Oh!
I'm ready, thank you!
Oh
I'll give you the other two notes, I'll fix it.
Wow.
Arigato.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
This one's good.
Can we reheat, Auntie?
Just say hi.
What's up, bro?
Go Philippines!
Yeah, go help pizza.
Let's get let's find we know we need it we
Look, look how you might've made it
track, track, track
sorry
It's my fault
Sorry
I want to hear what you've got for the songs
Quig, Gun them, Master
What's a good song?
It's good
Smooth like butter
It's good, it's good
It's good
I heard a different that I heard someone else
This is for a battery else
you
you
you
you
you
What do you have to do, Chad?
I'll do it.
I'll do it for that reason.
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
What do I have to do?
Anything?
Tell me.
You're gonna have to suck my shit.
Okay, Chad.
Okay, something non-sexual.
Okay.
I like the floor.
That's so disgusting.
Pick a leaf and eat one of the leaves.
Not even that bad.
No, no, no, no. That's too easy.
Alright, that's just too easy.
Alright.
I feel like shut the fuck up.
Pick a stranger and suck on that finger.
No!
Let's just go home.
Yo, you want to bring them in?
Yeah, but something like not fucking disgusting. Well, I mean what you want me to say give somebody a high five or is not how words
It's just too easy. That's fair
um
Oh, we can do terror reading
but
Let's think of something while we do terror reading like a challenge you have to do it
I'll give you the freezer, bro. I'll trick on you
Hey
What does he have to do for the freezer chat? Bye auntie. Bye
With the bottom of my
Not do it fucking forget it, bro. I'm not doing some nasty shit. Okay. Okay, please forget it
Don't even think it's out of your head
Okay, go as far as if somebody in dance, dance in front of them for like a minute or two.
No way.
Do you have to get in?
Alright, that's too good.
Go, go.
I can't, no.
Alright, no more.
This is giving Jack the way.
Let's just go here.
Right here.
Eric
So, how do we get to the second floor?
How do we go?
I think it's closed.
Should we call this number?
What's up, bro?
I don't know, I don't know.
You know what, again, this chair is closed.
Probably is.
Have you close like a three-hour round here?
Oh, I've done that.
What do you think, Zach?
Nice.
Probably two days, bro.
Now, already two days, bro.
Oh, I just love, bro.
That'd be some time.
That has no time.
This is it, though, yeah.
Alright, brisky.
Thank you.
Thank you guys so much.
He is with Tarot Club Reading Places.
They could be open, but...
Don't do it. It's a secret.
No.
Before in Korea, I said whenever I said it they're like don't do it
I'm gonna say Korea. I don't know much. I told me it's really bad or something
Bro, let me, I got this
What?
My stomach bro, it's not good. Oh, it might be closed
Hey, I'm outside your store right now. Are y'all closed today?
I'm actually picking up my prescription at the pharmacy.
Is there any way that you can leave it on the little table and shrug them aside by the chair?
Oh no, I was trying to do the tarot card reading.
Oh, the tarot card reading, I'm not sure, are you T.S.?
I can be at my office in about 30 minutes.
30 minutes?
30 to 40 minutes.
You're calling a little Tokyo?
Yeah, a little Tokyo.
Yeah, that office will be available in about 40 minutes.
If you wanna have another office location that's 11 o'clock tonight
and if you come to downwood I can use my phone for three weeks
Oh, never mind, it's okay
Would you like to pick an appointment?
No, thank you
Hi, bro
Get the fuck out of here, bro
Let's go back to yours
Let's go
Wait, what?
Let's go
Let's go back to yours
So how are we going to get back home? Walk?
We can walk.
You want to walk?
It's not that long.
How long?
It's a mile walk.
A mile walk?
Maybe a bit of slitter.
No, that ass.
Nah, we'll be good.
I got it.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Escape room?
We could drink a gallon of water and then two gallons of water and then go to an escape room and try to solve it.
You do it.
Are we driving near Mayback?
We can drive to Mayback.
You're not that strong brother Chuck
Oh, should we take a laxative?
Yes, I should do
Want it?
Oh my god, what?
Sorry, thank you
Wait, what? Thank you wait signed by the
Like Kristen McGuire?
You was voice of Nakagami?
I'm gonna love this.
Oh my god, I probably don't need it.
Exciting noises! Exciting noises!
What if he stole that?
I'm gonna love this.
What if he stole that?
Why him?
Six times.
Yeah, I'm gonna get over it.
I love you.
Get out of here, Haskell.
Did you put it in?
No, I'm just reading your chat, bro.
So, maybe put the fucking Uber in the fucking Uber so we can get the fuck out of here?
Fuck, fuck.
All right, I need to read chat.
Do you not know the address?
Of course! Of course!
Ahhhh!
Make it in!
Make it in!
Okay, okay, okay!
Ahhhh!
Hey!
Make it in!
You don't have black shirt?
You don't have black.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
How fast can you do this?
You got a picture?
Nah.
Just get in.
Sorry.
Three minutes in the Uber.
Three minutes.
Thirty minutes.
Thirty minutes.
Of course.
Thank you, man.
You're the best.
You're the best.
What's it in?
Oh, fuck it.
What's it fit?
I'm chasing retains.
I'm close for you.
Yeah, shit.
What's going on dude?
God, I love you.
You got to go to the reaper?
He's there.
The reaper's in the front, he's out there.
Oh yeah, he's as spicy as shit, I can't.
I'm so good. But thank you.
I'm just ripping your dick.
You didn't have to flick my dick in that story, bro.
That was weird.
You were dancing.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
That's so...
You just report this reaction to the car?
Yeah, that was like a long...
That sounded like a lawnmower.
That sounded like a Thanos toy.
That sounded like a Thanos toy.
There's only a Thanos toy!
Better here.
Big truck!
AHHHHHHH!
There's no way to descend.
Oh
Fucking hurt every time you do some fucking jack dirty shit you never do
Shhh!
What's wrong with you, bro?
Calm down, we're a minute! You can wait!
My bad, bro. You know what I mean? This is too...
They need to get back to us, bro.
They're literally chilling.
They're not doing shit!
That just made me look crazy.
They're literally chilling talking to each other.
What? What? What? What? What? What? So this is on duty?
Hey guys, ruin in the fucking world, bro. This shit's ruining the planet.
Look at what? There's tin skin, cyberskin, cybertins, bastards?
He's taking the jobs away from people take jobs away from people. Yeah, we don't like we don't fuck with your kind
All right go on move
Move around
Those move around bro
Do this move around bro
You just got to start clapping your cheeks
You're taking out the door after the door, these are out here clapping their cheeks.
What's just happened?
I was going to swing that cheek.
Call the police!
Somebody call the police!
Are you okay?
I feel bad.
Are you okay?
I feel bad.
Are you okay?
What the fuck?
I'm uh...
I'm a...
Yo, calm down, you're the one.
Bro, bro!
I'm not bringing check.
Bro, stop!
Somebody call the cops!
Bro, Zeus, I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking sorry.
Oh my god.
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus!
Dude, I'm not so fucking sorry.
Dude, I'm not so fucking sorry.
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus!
Dude, Zeus, Zeus!
So fuck!
Bro, what?
There's residue.
It's the...
Bro.
He turned off
Fucking god
Let's go, let's get out. I don't even
Don't look don't look don't look
Oh my god bro!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's us right there.
Zeus is a good kid too bro!
What?
What did I do?
No, he's gone right over. I got you.
Is there anything to see here?
Just because we're near the wire right here.
Okay. Can I scoot the chair back?
That was insane.
He didn't know it was there.
He did as he turned off after that. That was kind of insane.
Just because he took our jobs and shit doesn't mean we gotta do whatever the fuck just happened.
That was just a fun time for him.
Is this moving?
He's moving! He's back!
Yeah, I think he said...
I talked to him a little bit after.
He said he went to therapy and everything.
It's a little traumatizing.
Well...
He's back. Don't miss this, bud. He's back to work.
Back to work.
Hopefully he's just back to being the regular self,
because he was a good kid, honestly.
Yeah, I mean, this is like a fun time, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. Japan was pretty good, bro.
pretty far germany or out of the 2026 world cup limited by paragliding wow
in the same
what
you're right yeah i'm okay it's gonna be a quiet ride
you're gonna be okay i know he's just like this phone yeah no that's gonna confuse me a lot
Like what was that also? I have to be ever
Yeah, it's at the airport at 9 p.m. I need to be there for him. Okay, of course
So almost time I got left with you
Is that real respect your time? I just need to be home by
830. Oh
That's more than a new time. Yeah, 45. That's more than that sort of thing
Why are you saying TTS?
Doug, what's Jesus?
Don't show that butt.
Look at that ever has brown face in here.
But then he's blonde.
Or maybe he's brown.
Maybe he's blonde.
So brown was my prime?
Remember whenever you had like the 300,000 subs?
You had blonde hair.
Yeah, yeah, I fell off.
You shouldn't have ever died of act black.
No, I had to because my hair was gonna fall out.
What is my prime bro people say oh my primes when I was doing four poses people say my
prime was when I was on peep out oh my prime was when I had blonde hair oh
to be honest bro I don't think I've ever booted up a Jason the ween stream but I
don't watch anyone stream on these streams don't need to be honest don't
Maybe actually honestly the only streams I've ever watched is Bruce drop him off and no Somerson and
Ayn Ross and Cardi
I was actually watching both of those streams to
That's fair as well. He wasn't watching that watch the full of somerson when I watch the full
You didn't watch the Jason and we eat skydiving into Trishka. I'm sure
You know I didn't watch though
I
Don't know you've never watched one my streams that's a lie
I have probably clicked on it when I was on the twitch app
But never like fully just sat through and watched
How do you know so much about me the clips
That's crazy, but like every like most people whenever you made a YouTube videos Pokemon
I watched that never came out. Oh, whenever you did this squat thing. Yeah, I was a good time
Whenever that came out I watched it back. I'll be honest. Let's go stream to remember. I don't see you stream that often
No, I watched your semitone thing too
I know you're being why would you lie?
Let's be young I think we'll streamers bro, and just people in general like
It's clips everything's clips. Okay. That means clips
You know, they're talking to everyone and they're trying to retwist chat right now. I'm very blessed to have them watch me
You know, I hang out with the pros and
Contribute something to society you don't
Know actually
Actually, let me talk about this. Can I talk about this? Sure. I'd be somewhat comfortable. Sure. Whenever you said contributing to society
Dude, I just I kind of like realize that we are contributing to society because let's say
Let me not say
influencers, bombastic content creators and entertainers like you just for example
make the world so much more of a happier place and it is a functioning inner member of society because
Without people like you
Everyone wouldn't be super entertained by shows or movies or celebrities
I know I know you're serious, bro. People be like, oh, what are you contributing to society?
You're you're you know I try my best man. I don't need to charities. Yeah, don't do it
What do you mean? Don't do it. Don't donate to charities
I don't need to say he's you know, I try to make people laugh
Exactly, and I I trick out on people
You trick on me. Yeah, I
I'm actually very appreciative. You know, I'm a trick once I get more richer like you
You gotta give me back. Yeah, I'm gonna get you back. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna get you with the knife
So I'm gonna get you with a nice been there
Sushi with a noble vibe. Really. Yeah
My friend always asked me to go to move on like see you. You know I see food never tried it
We're a little kid. You're a little kid. You have a little kid palette. You gotta encourage your palate
You gotta I'm like I'm like keeping my chicken tenders and fries
What is this
What is this?
What is this?
It's just like okay, it's just like
Yeah, like what is that?
It's like triple crib
It just reminded me because
Who's the most famous person in your contacts?
Not you
Okay, I didn't know
Probably it's actually me
I have
You know rappers and shit
You know Whelan.
Whelan?
I don't have his phone number.
We also like don't really talk.
Blue Bands, Blue Bands, Blue Bands.
Bro, to be honest, bro, I don't have a lot of things in my contacts metal.
Okay.
Well, probably like myself.
I'm very sorry, I'm made to be honest with you.
We made it, boys.
We made it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Enjoy this with us.
I'm tapped in, bro.
I'm not saying you should be, bro.
We're going to your apartment or we're going to the make-up?
You want me to drive? You can drive.
Yeah, that's why I said-
I'm sitting in front of your back, nigga!
We're going to go change your mind.
Okay.
What do you need some new shorts?
Yeah, my F. Going in the elevator.
We're at Haskell's company.
Good.
That's it.
There you go.
Blue buns, blue buns, blue buns.
Sorry for that.
That'll do it.
Take one in the chair and give me a bit of time to do it in the chair.
If you're out of time, take two in the chair.
Stop it, doc.
you
That's so nice, what about your bag, what about your bag?
Temple rally can't be chilling on my own you you you project out P. Oh
My god, it's just project out Pete everywhere
What the fuck
You just see that yes
See that
Just project out Pete
He got his, yo, piss in his mouth, piss in his own mouth, I think so that's a chest in his mouth.
Oh, thanks.
You're a dumb ass dog, bro.
Oh my god.
It's just a baby.
I want to say that again.
It's just a baby.
I'm asking, that was really bad for the fucking stuff.
But it's all good.
That's never happened, too.
and you picked her up and it picked her up and then just pissed everywhere.
Dude, that was calculated.
That's not getting rid of the piss.
I just wiped it with the chlorine.
You need like a special vacuum.
I have a Dyson.
Ah, it's fine, bro. You know what, it's fine, bro.
I mean that's a hundred percent.
Dude, don't make it seem, bro, I just wiped it all the way up to the floor.
It's fine, bro.
Dude, you don't have to clean it this instant.
It's Tommy, bro. You're good, bro. Trust me, you don't have to.
It's okay. Bro, look at Dibble, man.
Can I let Dibble back in?
No. Can I let Dibble back in?
Dude, look at Dibble.
Let Dibble back in.
Can I let Dibble back in?
I'm not...
Don't fuck up!
I'm letting Dibble back in. I'm letting Dibble back in.
Asshole.
Dibble.
No bro, don't piss on me, you piss on my pee again.
Yo, you piss on me, I'll let you back in, you better be a good fucking dog.
Are you using...
It's not a poor stuff, it's like a dog wipe.
There's dog wipes? I didn't know you wipe dogs after they pee.
How do you sling them like?
This is just like a body drain where it's like okay for them to go.
Like I wipe his feet whenever I take him on walks.
But I don't want his dirty feet in the house.
Oh.
You know what, man?
Oh my god.
Dip, dip, dip, did this?
Yeah.
Oh my god, dip, dip, bro.
Dip, well, you cannot be scratching up the sofa.
Dip, chill, dip.
Yeah bro.
Hahaha.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Bro, I think Dimmel gotta stay outside.
No.
He just peed on Haskell.
That little ass butt.
What the fuck is wrong with that shit?
That shit, that shit, who the fuck?
It's a pricier of 170, he has a little ass body on him.
Because it's squished up.
Alright, bro.
Come on, bro, what's in him?
What are you putting him on?
Bro, bro.
He is exactly the same.
You're cleaning again, the man!
Don't be clean right now!
What the hell?
You're type A.
type A you like to be like oh let me clean instantly
you know what I mean it's okay bro okay the little being everywhere
ruin your world what the fuck man no heads up bro I just seen
I just seen fucking all of it bro it's not that funny
it wasn't to be honest wait I got special swords for you
all right okay sample the fucking
Yeah, I just need to fold them up.
Maybe you should have like, wake did.
I'll have to answer these.
These are shorts, right?
These are designer.
Holy shit.
I can hide these?
I don't wear these.
I mean, I can just wear them on.
I can just wear them on.
Make sure you don't want to just wear them on.
I feel like I just wear them on.
front
Holy shit
You guys know ball you guys know ball
What is that? Carrier?
Yep.
Oh, come on.
Where are you?
Alright, alright.
Let's see where the nearest escape room is.
There's one like in downtown.
I don't know if it's good or not though.
Okay, the thing is though, we have to drink
a gallon of water.
There's a Ralph really close by.
Wait, the escape room is literally a seven minute walk.
Yeah, I know.
Alright, bro. Let me know if you need help.
you know chat y'all fuck with drinking a gallon of water and needing to finish
wait don't pee bro don't pee you're not allowed to pee
do laxatives brother if I take it laxative it won't eat anyone
I'm sorry, Dimple. You pissed everywhere. Nooo.
It's actually so cute, bro. Weaner dogs are so cute.
You're teasing him, bro? You're teasing him. You're making it seem like you're going to let him in when you're not.
So just act like you don't see him.
It's a sad reality, but this is where we live in.
Oh, that's fucking sad, bro.
Did you pee?
Yeah.
Why did you pee, bro?
I had to.
You have to hold your fucking piss in so we can go to the escape room.
I know, but I have to go pee on the other one, too.
Isn't that making you pregnant, baby?
You don't need to put on your, you know, your natural pheromones.
Um...
Yeah, you don't know nothing.
Let's leave that, leave that cookie game.
So, a cookie game?
Yeah.
You know what's more about the natural?
Bro.
And you put outside clothes on in the day.
Bro, it's fine. I guess what I'm gonna do.
I was tired.
Ow! Fucking bitch!
It smells so bad.
Oh!
It fucking stinks! You vicarious bitch!
Get in my room!
What's your fucking mouth?
Get out!
What's your fucking mouth?
Oh, brother how many fucking circles you take it to
Fucking just shout on my baby bitch. Oh
My god, so you get for locking Humphrey, I mean
Okay, that's just Thursday. No, this is like a dimple
Let her back in. Let her back in.
No!
Let her back in.
I'm about to leave. No, I can't.
You don't know anything about...
I need my keys.
My keys.
Wait, is that in the bag?
It's in the bag.
You're not taking a bag?
You want to take it out?
You can take the bag.
Then why don't you take the key?
Oh, for your apartment.
It's under here.
No!
You're not buying anything in that bag?
I said take. No, right? You're closed.
I mean, I'm wearing a much-alongst.
You're stealing moon clothes, you're dumpling.
You can have it, bro.
You can have it all.
You're never really...
You never really liked your man, did you?
I love your man, bro.
Holy fuck.
I'm sorry. I can't. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It smells like fucking piss in the house. Yeah, let's go. Dude, you alright? Yeah.
Are you sad because of Dimple's house? Yeah, he's fucking peed on me, bro.
People pee on your room?
People, bro, people can be fine. Dogs are very...
Especially a toxic.
They're very...
Slingy?
Yeah.
That's what they look like.
You
Oh, I know a lot.
No, we're gonna have to walk.
So just walk?
Yeah.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
So we walked down to the apple area.
I think the quickest thing is...
Pony.
Halloween!
We're gonna get water on the way.
I bet.
Juice?
Juice?
There's no fucking way.
That's no bottle.
That's not juice.
That's no juice!
Yo!
Where's your brother's juice at?
Where's your brother's juice at?
I need some shit when this happens, let's go!
I need some shit when this happens, let's go!
You gonna watch that new Minion movie?
No.
Really?
No.
I don't even like Minions.
Ha!
Smells like shit.
It smells like shit.
Is that what you had to say about my home?
This shit, fuck!
No, no, it's just like...
No, the outside doesn't look like shit though.
I can't go on this side.
Nothing like taking control in Los Angeles.
Oh my god.
What's that?
Oh, a letter.
Outletter, man.
We'll do something about it and pick it up.
I'll say L.
Says you.
I didn't say L.
I'll say it's you.
I'll say it's you.
You know that one?
I knew that one.
I knew that one.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah.
Wait, how do you do that bro? We can even do our Tik Tok
Can't do it
You did a Tik Tok that
No, we shouldn't have looked okay, right?
Too late. Oh my god, we fucked up. We didn't do it. I know
We just, we just let you go to hell, Fongie.
We just let you go to hell, Fongie.
That's not something that you see in Armitian.
Because if you were saying that in Armitian, I would have.
There's a legal in Armitian.
I didn't smoke weed until I got here.
I don't smoke anymore though.
I'm off that shit.
Makes you lazy, you know what I mean?
Makes you lazy.
It's not good for you either.
It just makes your brain Fongie.
You know, it's ricking in the back here.
Once I'm on a drink to deploy where my throat is, it's swollen like my uvula, swollen like I couldn't breathe.
Did you die?
No, I didn't die, but I almost had to go to the hospital.
That one for they can't walk in the straight line.
See, that's what I've been doing.
I'm going to scoot it?
Yeah.
Hit a drift!
Do a little apple store.
That's our TQs.
I'll be right back.
I'm here at the exit.
I'm touching.
We're filming shit, man.
Shit.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Where's my watch?
Nice to see you, Graham.
Oh, this is a kid doing it, bro.
Yo, let's go!
Come back!
Let's go!
And he's gone.
Shit.
We'll do it right now.
We've got a drink out of the water
and go to escape.
So, like, how was your day, dude?
Good?
Yeah, good, but I'll get in there.
What you want?
I don't know, I'm not even gonna watch that shit tonight.
I woke up at 5.
I'm gonna watch one tomorrow though.
Oh, it's going?
Yeah.
That's love right there, right?
Give me a good one.
That's a good kid.
He's a great kid.
Oh
It's a puppy
You need your dimple nicer dude. I love dimple bro. It's really dimple nicer Bitcoin at ATM
Oh, come on, that's better water.
It looks damn good.
Try it.
Yeah, try it.
How do I be in here?
Here, bro.
This might be cheaper.
Yeah.
So you just drink two of these?
Yeah.
You talk to him?
Yeah, but we actually have to drink both.
That's so wrap.
I got a snack in the snack.
Yeah, get you a snack.
This here one?
Yeah.
You're dealing with me?
Yeah.
I want to put the little fillets in my stomach.
How many years I got that?
Eight or something.
Yeah, it's not like that, man.
We're trying to do a piece of this
to keep farther.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, yeah.
You better do a steak one, too.
Pretty nice.
You want to see what we'll come get you tonight?
All right.
We'll go with all of this, yeah.
What were you on here for, to say?
Sure.
That's it.
I mean, I'm trying to create a small talk, I'm gonna small talk for where you're at.
Yeah.
We better fit.
I like your glasses.
Those are your glasses.
Thank you, you guys.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Have a boy.
I like your shirt, man.
What the fuck?
This guy just hid me down and just hit a tonguey, man.
All right, boys.
This, this, wait let's do it.
This, this ain't even big my nigga.
Coward the fuck.
You know where they escape from that?
Yeah, it's down the road.
God, it's in the shambles before.
Here we go, move it up.
Yeah, I'll drink it here, I'll drink it here.
Yeah, I'll get browsed on that skateboard.
Nope, nope, nope.
Bro, you got some bullshit snack.
I like these.
They did that, you know, he did that stuff with a couple.
Oh, why not?
No, he didn't.
You're just asking another question.
Look, there's some, some asking questions, bro.
He's actually a P, nigga.
This should work. Walk out.
I like your glasses.
Boss of the car here?
I'll slap you, bro.
Oh, it's a lot.
It's a lot.
I'm honest, bro.
If I was a customer, or if I was a worker,
I wouldn't have raised you much.
I wouldn't have talked to my customers.
I'm not my business.
I'm not my business.
So they come back.
Come on.
Change my title.
We're no longer in the bed.
It's kinda good, it kinda tastes like a, it kinda tastes like a, I got a pie, it kinda
Check out this, I got paint. I'm raising the evil over it.
Paint on the sword.
You know where it's going?
Yeah.
Okay.
Go.
Check the map.
Two minutes.
Straight ahead.
You really need a napkin on the ground.
Hey, Olé!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Ow!
Come on, dude, go in.
Go in. Go in.
Go in.
El Gina Deco, yeah Gino.
Pretty good.
Who sure does, babe?
Tacos, huh?
I like tacos.
How tall are you?
Five nine.
I'm like five nine.
Five nine like a half.
Be real, do that.
That's how they do it.
I'm nine and a half of shoes without
All right here
Here we go
What days are today?
It's a Monday, okay, let's see if they got availability. They should
What stop saying the word trigger bro
So problem, I don't think it's open, so problem, I don't think it's open, so problem, let's
check the website, so this is a problem.
Escape room LA.
I told you to check something before we're here.
It says open though.
You checked the Google map and they didn't check the website.
That's okay, but there's a lot of options.
Oh, shit, that's scary.
That's a smile dog.
Take a look at that.
You got one freaking pasta with a smile dog?
The dog is just smiling at me.
Have you ever shut the fuck up?
Sorry, I was-
WERK!
Callin' him.
Yo, record that.
Are y'all open today?
That one picture of Meg from Family Guy on that car.
I'm not like the car with the horns everywhere.
Yeah.
Alright, bro.
So, turns out that place is closed.
That place I said like.
Wait, Jason.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm trying to find an escape.
Where do you go?
Where do you go?
Do you know the email?
No!
So, have you fucking free over?
Really?
You said the Ford manual, right?
Yeah.
10 minutes away.
10 minutes away?
No, no, maybe you see.
Maybe you see?
Alright, come on.
I need some help out.
Careful, careful.
Okay, Richard.
Okay, Richard?
Yeah.
Take care, good-bye.
Thank you.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop!
It's never Jason how's your day? Can I get a picture? Can I get a picture? Jason how's your day?
You okay? Here's your eat?
Oh, wow.
Take a note, y'all.
Telephone number.
Zero.
Oh!
No way!
No way!
Great, now we just got water to pee together.
There's no way, girl!
wait there's time today there's illegibility today
they didn't pick up my phone call though
here we go bro i don't worry i could do this escape room near near me
you help find me
you help find me? dude you're asking me? you help find me when i can't scroll
Rolling.
There we go.
Let's keep calling y'all.
We're gonna get this fucking idea going.
Anybody know any escape rooms in downtown LA?
We can go there?
Any LA natives?
Please make a message for three, two, three.
Fucking bastard, bro.
So how does the closed escape room answer a phone call?
But the open ones don't make it makes it close on the front side
Sorry
Shit across cross. Yeah
You really make the world go round, bro. Seriously. Appreciate it. I was about to say it harder
on accident, bro. Oh my god. Why? Dude, it's such a stiff. Hey, what about this one?
You call that one's in Hollywood yet?
Uh, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
Pascal speaking.
You're just looking at if you're an open escape room right now?
I'm looking for a deep open.
Hey, hey, hey!
Do you have any openings right now?
I'm looking for a deep open.
Oh, perfecto!
Well, let's book it for 8 then.
What rooms are available?
Any rooms available.
Any is okay.
I'm gonna drive too.
For um three
Holy spawn point
How old am I I am currently 19 I'm 22 so that can be
We are currently in downtown, but we are going to drive
730 yeah we can we can we can make it to like seven we can make about like 740 is that is that's okay
I've played an egg scavenger I think it's the exact same one but
probably not okay um
Um, uh, do Apple pay?
Oh, what do we just go in and like, if we come in with a card, is it okay?
Okay, let's. Okay. Perfect. We'll be right there.
We'll be right there.
Let's be right there also is a recording is recording out
Let's hope bye
I'm gonna show you the address well shit wait, we should quite ask you see
Hey, what's up, dude? I got you for pull up on me
Oh shit, fuck me. Oh shit
I'm getting like, oh!
Alright, I love you.
I appreciate your voice.
Stay safe, man.
I fucking love taking pictures with friends.
I just love it, man.
I just fucking love you, man.
You can see a window through it.
Don't push me again, the rest of them.
Hey, Arthur, are you taking separate cars?
Uh, what in life?
I'm going to lie, this is for me and my car.
The thing is I'm going to put an airport right now though.
Oh, you have to go to the airport?
But my shit's upstairs in the room.
Your keys?
Yeah, my keys are in the battery.
I could just put it in my car right now, but not the...
I'll carry the keys.
I'll just stay at the bottom first.
Alright.
Wait, can I sit right here?
Can we go get yourself?
Yeah, I'm gonna prop the camera up.
Okay.
Oh, you want to grab something?
It's just another counter next to your room.
This is my keys and the big battery.
OK.
That's all.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I need my keys.
Probably it's still there.
It's where they pay.
Hey, come on.
But this is a lock.
This is a lock down.
How much do you think?
Now you're good, brother.
I'll hold you down to the chest.
More than a foot.
OK.
Yeah, how's the stream?
Oh, shit, I thought you had a cramp.
How are the bots in the stream?
How are you feeling, man?
Great bots today, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I mean he's a grown-ass man but you know
um
it act
it act
you wanna go on a
no no no it's back we're getting there
I don't know why it does that bro
I don't know why it does that
but um
anyways yeah
the other one's been good
Bob's been good
I'm gonna agree Tom bro
um
Is it F again? Are you dead S? Are you dead S?
But yeah
Make great vibes like I've been saying
I'm sure you haven't mixed signals about a passcode. I see it in the car there, but it looks in there
I think he's funny. I think he's on the come up and
Look at this
Give me a break, bro. This shit I did back in the day.
Wait, I've done some crazy shit here.
He's learning, man. He's learning.
And y'all get out scaring him, bro. I literally see it.
Everything he does, he apologizes right after.
Because y'all scared him.
But hey, he took accountability and we moved, we moved.
Now we're about to drink a gallon of water and go in the escape room and kiss our pants.
I'm not gonna lie, Paragoy beating Jeremy, is that not insane?
Is that not crazy?
U.S. for one pair
And Germany didn't have like something like contenders to win an ocean
Like
Germany fell off
What's up, brother?
Yeah, I'm always wanted to meet you bro. I'm from Dallas
Where you don't care what's in here? It's like right outside of a
Yes, that's what the kids are bro. Let's get a street. Okay. Got a question for y'all
Yeah, what phones? Oh, yeah, it's so many loose up about
Do that
It's not like
Hey, bro, appreciate it. I got it now
Hey, tomorrow though, I'm going to be in New Jersey, France versus Sweden, with Marlon,
and Lacey, and Yuki, and then I'm going to the second U.S. game I'm going to, U.S.A.
versus Bosnia.
I'm not going to lie.
I have a spirit in me.
I want the U.S. to win the whole shit, I don't know why, I don't know why, maybe it's the fact that I was born in Texas, I want them to win the whole shit.
Bosnia, I want to see Bosnia get fucked this time, I don't, I want to see C.P. throw a hatchery, I want to see Balogin go absolutely crazy.
with you he I told him face the USA you've got to go you've got to come
but unfortunately he's not coming for a so he's got his own shit
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what he's got going on there, but, uh, Artie just let me shit,
I'm sure he's got a lot on his plate.
Lacey left too? No!
Lacey left corner?
No. Bro, no.
Are you serious?
Whoa.
No.
My life.
Who's been there over the year?
I'll be honest at this rate, definitely CORE.
Definitely CORE.
Definitely CORE.
We should say the speech when we win, Jack.
I vote Silky.
I want to see Silky, though.
I wanna see Suki go.
Suki gotta run it back, bro.
You wanna do more group shit?
Check.
I've been trying to get a little 24 hour, quarter 24 hour.
So, so, so, so.
Hey, there you go.
Why are you using the restroom? We're supposed to be holding it in drinking our water. That's the food queen
Okay, wait, do you know I can just walk
Let it go!
Watch me here.
I'll turn right at you as far as I'm at.
Look at the make-beasy.
Look at the make-beasy.
Stinks again.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Bye.
I had no big rate on my phone though, my phone gone, oh fuck.
Whoa, is that a triper truck?
All right.
All right, chat, it is...
Wait, that should say 20 minutes, bro.
Is there not a closer one?
I'm calling a store.
The one he said 20 minutes, I swear isn't closer.
He said it was in Hollywood.
Is that not close?
I don't know.
3D
3D
3D
3D
3D
3D
Yo!
Um
The escape room is 20 minutes out right that one
The one I shared you it's Alan. It's 20 minutes out though. You think that's too far. You think it's fine
Like we won't make it
Dude, but they said they had an opening for eight right? No one goes to it. Yeah
Okay, okay, I bet I'll see you there
If you're really really not sure fucking
Uh, don't call and be like we're going there for eight.
Um, I'm good, bro.
You want to do that for me?
Are you on stream right now?
What do you mean?
Am I on stream right now?
Yes, bro.
Yes, I'm on stream.
I'll tell your carrier how to take his car.
No.
He just needed these keys.
Oh, and if I say hard R, you're getting banned, right?
Yeah, I mean, if I should do that.
Probably not a good idea. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that because I'm not controversial. I mean that is kind of our humor though
That was your thing
Alright, I'll see you there. All right, you don't you don't understand the phone
Oh, yeah, we can stay on the phone that's fine
You're like a cleanie boyfriend cleanie girlfriend, bro
Bro, you love to say that bro, but you're the one that's like, yo, what do you want to be like nigga?
I'm not worried about what I'm gonna fucking be.
That has nothing to do with me clean. That's called trying to get to know you as a person and what you want to be with me.
Ask my favorite color, ask my favorite ice cream flavor.
Bro, that's that bullshit icebreaker shit. I don't do that shit. Don't do that shit.
Alright, I don't give a fuck about your favorite color. Oh look, look, look. Oh you're right here.
Yeah, and you're fucking up here.
Maybach with that?
No, no, maybe I can't do that.
But guess what, you don't got fucking, you don't got an ice cold fridge in the back.
You don't got to seize that and have, yeah, but I'm not gonna lie, maybe I can definitely clean it.
Yo, asshole, let me through.
Fucking bitch.
Yo, we getting your car, your car is loud, cool.
What the fuck is now buddy I got presidential fucking tense
This shit literally sounds disgusting I hope you know that bro
Bro it sounds fucking beautiful. What are you talking about?
You ask people in your chat what sounds better?
They're gonna dick eat well what and maybe that doesn't make noise because president is some presidential shit
You wouldn't even understand
This is luxury!
This is luxury!
You crazy?
Yeah, but you just...
You're tired of bull-in-the-shit, too.
What does that even mean?
You don't even keep up with your luxury, nigga.
Yes, I do, bro.
I just took my shit to the shop.
Bro, your sheets are stained.
They're like gray-white.
You talking about my shit?
You're fucking...
Your sheets are like grayish-white.
Second off, it's a B12.
Yeah, V12 is better than V8.
Why does it super charge V8?
I don't give a fuck if you...
Okay, you have a fucking hell...
I'm fucking...
I'm fucking up the rail, bro.
What the fuck are these...
Bro, you're about to hit me!
You're about to fucking hit me, bro!
Oh, you don't...
Stop trying to do...
Stop trying to bumper car with me, man!
Bro, oh my god. Holy extra Emily clip, bro.
clip like great now this is a Twitter clip you can't you drove into me that's my
side bitch no it's not my lane okay to be fair the land weren't even a line so
yeah I don't know whoever made these roads but like brother like swigly and
shit yeah like y'all you might think Jason's crazy go and Google maps and look
at the the intersection like the line goes straight into the crossover it's
kind of weird but honestly you're not you're not a bad guy thanks for really
do appreciate that yeah and you know as much as I don't want to say this like
you know I'm not a man of too many words right now and I'm trying to just be on
my like low-key motivational shit right now like what banks are doing like
Banks is doing some fire shit with the podcast like
Shadow banks
What'd you say I actually heard a face a face is looking for some new some new members you might be able to join
Bro
You're trolling
number and that's I'm not doing that that's like so hand me down like I want
to be start I want to be person and cool like the code boys not the core boys I
mean bro they might be looking for some spots you know they're they're they're
starting up to I'm working so low yeah that's good vibes bro
Always
God I love this place
Where are you located Calabasas?
Bro, I'm talking on the road on the road. I'm on a Ventura. I'm headed north better nose
Hopefully I see you yeah, I mean we're going the same spot. What do you mean?
No, hold on, I see you in the road, I'll be fired.
Have you guys ever been driving your Seared Frame in the road?
Yeah, yeah, it's lit, it's lit. I've seen it wrong before.
Did you ever do that in Arlington? Have you ever done that in Arlington?
Nah, I didn't really have that many friends in Arlington.
Me neither.
Well, you like...
What was like your role in school? You liked the class clown?
I was definitely the guy that was like going in the restroom.
What?
I'm not gonna lie though, we've all been there.
I feel like we all have.
In the school restroom? Are you fucking crazy?
In the school restroom? Yes.
You have nutted in the school restroom. That is fucking disgusting.
You just tried to relate with me.
No, I was trolling, but if you actually did that, I was like, actually, you're so doubted that.
But you couldn't wait until you got home.
Yeah.
That's weird, bro.
You don't make me in and then shame me for what I did in my past.
We've all been there.
Very chat. Hello? Let's go.
Can you just hang out with me?
No, I don't have Wi-Fi on this part of the road.
Bro, is the chat relating with me at least?
No, bro. They're saying we.
Yeah, it's fine
So this is what a spelling me champion does I
Mean, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you because I'm always authentic with my chat. I
Had a I had a goon addiction in middle school early high school
I had a very serious goon addiction
And it's me being real, bro
I
I woke up, go to sleep, midday, school, school bathroom, goon, but I never got caught, never
ever got caught.
This is more than a one time thing.
You go to the bathroom more than one time?
No, no, no, school bathroom once a month.
Once in your entire life?
Once in my whole entire life.
How'd you feel about this thing?
Fuck, I'm getting shameful, but I actually saw this TikTok one time that helped
I was like, oh, you're having sex with your hand.
You're... but degenerate.
Basically just degrading the fact that you're doing it.
So I was like, yeah, wait, Loki, I am having sex with my hand.
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm a stupid fucking virgin.
Like, what am I doing?
I'm jerking off on my hand.
I'm having sex with my hand.
It's disgusting.
So that stopped.
But yeah, I had a serious, serial good addiction.
It was very unhealthy.
And it's not good for you girl because it makes you think differently, girl.
I swear, like once I stopped, like once after I stopped, I just looked at life and it went way better.
You know, treat people way better, have less social anxiety.
And here we are today.
Am I getting heart whip bandages in the chat?
You got a couple of W's, you got a couple of heart retreats.
You got a couple shut up.
You got a lot of things, I guess.
Thank you, man.
Nice.
Nice.
Not bad.
Well, we're 10 minutes away from the escape room.
I'm gonna chug a gallon of water and try to soak this shoe of Haska home again as a
ship out of the pail.
I don't like the escape rooms of Mianna.
The last time I did one was, I actually do remember the last time I did one, it was
hard as fuck.
And I told myself I'm ready to do one again, but here we are bro.
Here we are in the sun setting and I'm about to do a new skip for it.
I think my first skateboarding I did on a string was with SIDA, I remember it bro, that's
good times.
The first time I did a string was SIDA.
Oh, when I'm back on desktop bro, let me know, remind me to do the call segment and
invite people to July 4th because we actually had a story inviting people to that.
Are you doing it today?
No, no, no.
I don't know, that's it.
When you come back?
When I come back.
Definitely need that call segment for sure.
Unfortunately, we cannot have the July 4th party at the core crib.
We're going to be doing it in LA, making it accessible to a lot more streamers and people that you don't want to fly in and shit.
But it's gonna be a darty dream always setting it up
Every streamer is welcome
Let me know who y'all want to see there who you we want us to invite in ship last years was very fun
Y'all saying G G G's bro y'all know dream oh set up my birthday party, right?
Hey, my bro. Yo dream oh dream. Oh knows what to do when it comes to parties
He's pretty good. He's pretty good.
Like he snaps and shit. Like he just knows how to handle parties.
Not too many randoms, no no no. I want the exact vibe of last year's July 4th.
Like there's gonna be randoms obviously just bodies to fill the party.
It's gonna be a pool party five
We talked about all the core guys and went together actually last night had a meeting about it
We like yo, we got it
We got to do the same thing we did last year, but of course we can't do it out of our career because of um, you know
neighbors and shit, so
Yeah, we're gonna do a pool party in LA sorting out the housing right now
Maybe sponsored by rebel again. Who knows? Um, but yeah, everybody's gonna be there
We'll be doing the invite call segment very soon. Okay. I know older W's older claps
Very soon. Yeah, that stream is coming up every very soon. What's up back on desktop after all the book of shit?
Yeah called citizens in a said maybe case I was gonna be there DJing
Hopefully we get a lot of reunions to go
Where's Haskell? Haskell is meeting me at the escape room spot because he has to so he's going to do the escape room and then
Wait, how are you gonna get your car? I'm over back to that apartment
But don't you don't you need Haskell?
No, I guess not.
Um
He's going to the airport after because he gotta pick up his friend
So we're gonna do this escape room and then high school has to go but I ain't
lying that's my dog bro he's pretty cool dude I think he's funny spark he low key
brings out the arning to me when I was literally the child low key right you
come you're probably gonna come back in two days right July 4th is five days
away so you give people a three-day notice I'm gonna invite people off but
the cost segment still gonna come
I've already invited a lot of people off
invite Ron and also brother the last of your life with party shit was set up within three
days like every other phase old phase party am I invited or not Marlon stop saying like
People that are obviously gonna be there like this is the core party. You know I'm saying it's the core of your life worth part
So obviously silk he's gonna be there obviously I'm gonna be there. I was he wrongs gonna be there
Obviously ladies gonna be obviously Marlin's gonna be there. Yeah, I'm saying like
What about E-Rub? Yeah, bro. I'm gonna get some invites going for sure. Ludwig, I'm gonna
get DruWall. Ooh, maybe not DruWall. Yousif, bro, I want all the code guys there. It was
Crazy you know guapo in cold now doing his team with his group
He first showed face at the July 4th
party stream the phase one and that low key kick started his IRL journey
Because he was just like a GTA world player
I'm kind of crazy how far he's gone real good for him. I'm proud of him, you know
Hey, man, so I got some shit going on. I don't know fucking. I don't know what the fuck's going on there, but you know
Happy for
Be a little bros every day with her now I don't know I'm proud of fairs
Good for him, bro
What a guy, what a guy Guapo is man.
What a fucking guy.
I've read it put in pain.
Invites the housekiller?
Wait, Morocco vs Netherlands is happening right now, John? You know?
I don't know, but I've been paying attention. Let me see.
Morocco vs Netherlands?
I bet Morocco wins.
They say 1-1, yes.
I want mom I want more off it. I think it's more exciting. I want to see
Morocco's quarter the 90th mini
Bro the games today has low key been kind of cinema
Based on like the like I watched the Brazil Japan game
but the game is pretty well low-key in cinema today or the percentage odds for
brazil vs. Japan brazil definitely favor to win yeah I heard that but Japan
put up a game they put up a game man put a game wow I'm going to a stomp
tomorrow dog chat you think tomorrow's game I'm gonna be honest if Marlin
wasn't going for Sweden I probably wouldn't have gone to France Sweden
because dude, let's be real, Sweden is literally going to get butt-touched, like they're gonna
get their ass-hole absolutely fucking fucked.
But I'm gonna go because I wanna wear my Mbop A jersey and shove it in front of Marlin's
face and watch Marlin cry and I also kind of want to see it and Bob a Patrick
why are you tweetberg people of a rages to you what is hell is rages to me
What happened to each one you quarter?
Look at all
Said uh today I found out my best friend of 25 years has been stealing hundreds and thousands of dollars from me after giving him the room for me
My anus pocket endless jobs opportunities to trade with RJ you would ever see Greg again
Bro
Greg that fucker he's always been slimy
That's right
But 25 years
That's a stealing from me.
They give me as minimum, honey.
My dog.
Did he get punched in the head? Is that what I saw?
You should cut it. Stop moving, honey.
Whoa.
What do you want me to lie down for? What's that for?
What do you want me to hold myself down for?
Whose house are you looking at for? You.
What the fuck?
You gave me the card bro
You gave me the card Gary
Wait wait, what the hell did you give me the card for?
What the hell did I give you the card for?
No, you did it, I'm wrong
I'm going to move
Dude, Greg is crying.
Did he punch on Greg?
I
Hell fucking Greg
L Greg man Greg heartbreak emoji
Doug
UNFUCKING BELIEVABILLE
He always...
Can't trust nobody
Man...
Hell, Greg, man! I always knew he was a slimy, fucking bastard!
He's not YRG, bro! Feed him to the streets!
Hell, fucking Greg, man!
Wow.
Can't trust nobody nowadays, Jack.
That's what Bat told me back in the day.
The only person that'll have your back is yourself.
You can't give anybody handouts.
Never know.
You never know what one person's true intentions are, Jack.
Always be skeptical.
fully trust anyone. It's what bad time you know. I'll always have one foot in and one
foot out. Because someone like Greg could slime you. Now where the fuck is this escape room?
Oh, I definitely should have turned it there.
You're supposed to next up and then...
Let me in. Let me in!
Thank you, Brad.
Let me know if you can see a parking spot.
Oh, right there, is that red?
No, it's just like a one block of red. I think it should be good.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, what the fuck.
That was my suspensions.
I wish my car was a little bit skinnier
Like this bitch is low key. Wait, what does that say parking to our parking?
Wait, wait, this is no parking after I don't fucking know. There's too many signs in the street. No, they blocked it, but I'll be fine, right?
Let's have a cars here
wait what happens afterwards?
no parking after?
what is this gonna say?
no parking 8pm to 8am
bro i'm in a maybach there's no way i get fucking towed right?
i mean they literally see the maybach logo
and be like oh shit nevermind
i probably don't want to tow this car
it says
no parking
8pm to 8am
Oh fucking dead-ass rare are you dead ass well I'd say to our parking from 8 oh
in the money right I don't know where to park you know any parking parking
in a room uh-huh parking in a room bro it says no parking from 8 8 8 it says no
parking from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. Oh it's cool you live there. I don't live here bro. What
if they told Mike Mayback? Bro I don't know what to tell you bro. You need to come here
like it's soon as possible. Okay I'm coming I'm coming. Fuck it we'll be fine. I don't
think we'll be fine. We'll be fine. Alright we'll be fine. Wait did you park in the
neighborhood too? Yeah I am. Get your ass on bro. Get your ass on. They don't
I don't think they, two of them come here bro, trust me.
All right, I bet.
I'm coming.
All right, bye bye.
Get a hold of me.
Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hey!
You have to check this.
That might be the last time I've ever seen my mayback.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That might be the last time I've ever seen my Mayback.
Oh, look at all these cars here.
If they towed my shit, then they gotta tow everybody else here.
I mean, my emblem might get fucking stolen though, and I won't lie.
I'll fall out 76.
Pretty good game.
Where the fuck are we?
Oh shit.
Little mellows.
What are they doing here?
Should be right here now.
What are the swans right here?
Oh, right here, in front of us.
Yeah, there's a scapegoat, you see it?
Oh, no.
One side.
One side?
Right in front of us.
Put some tape under his head.
Scape room?
Oh, there it is.
I've been arrested.
Is this room?
Oh, there it is.
This is...
Here you go.
No.
Help me!
I don't know if you'll ever touch this door and he's putting this fucking lips on you.
What's going on bro push dog? Am I not pushing?
Open the door!
Thank you.
You know what I'm holding on?
Tell me what I'm holding on.
Are you doing that for me?
You can tell me how you drove all the way here.
Where'd you pay extra?
Did you think I could come here for it?
Yeah, I think I could.
Can you feel it?
Come here, come here, come here.
So urban air
I mean, bro, I got a little fun for what?
Let's go try to check this shit ball flip challenge. Just try this. Let's just try to check this shit
All right longest piece wins
Woo!
Jason, try this a lot, Thomas.
I bet the water, you know.
You go first.
That was all good.
You're funny looking bro.
You just swallowed your water.
What do you think, bro?
That's what I'm doing.
All right.
Bro! You're ugly, bro.
Stop looking at me, bro!
All right, here.
All right, how about this?
You got to have it in your mouth and I don't.
And I have to make you laugh.
That worked.
That worked.
Um, um, um,
I
Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you
I didn't say shit!
I just walked by one of them.
Sorry guys, I thought it was a homeless guy.
No worries.
There's situations.
I'm just kidding.
Well, we're in Melrose.
We're in Melrose.
There's gotta be something over here.
Hey, dog!
I'm covered in your fucking skin.
That's a lovely thing about life.
You actually have fun doing...
You have to just go to escape rooms.
Everyone's boring.
There's always an offer from life.
Life is a wonder.
You never know the answer.
Nature's beautiful.
Not so desire.
What a sense of learning that's going to his world.
Whoa!
Healthy people with so good cancer.
I love this show.
It's the last episode.
No, stop. Stop, bro. No. Stop. Stop. No, I'm not having a fucking water fight.
we're equal it's got to be something to do bro you got what 20 minutes until you
have to go okay so what do you want to do with your friend oh my god you're
right I got it don't even look at chat I got this we're on melrose bro every
I don't know how the Melrose is closed.
This is our game plan.
Okay?
You have nothing.
Shut up!
You have nothing.
Dude!
This is our game plan.
Okay.
Oh!
Walmart.
Walmart.
Oh, you have my vest or how?
I'm home.
You don't need our vest.
No, you have your speakers, right?
Yeah.
Let's go perform at Melrose and get tips.
Oh, there we're at Walmart.
Nobody's fucking outside.
We're not here.
We're going to go to the grove.
You're up for two miles.
We're gonna get kicked out.
That's the thing about life.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Get kicked out! Get the cops calling on you!
I'm saying we won't even be able to make content.
I've been there, I've done that.
No, I tried. I already tried.
I tried. I tried.
You couldn't perform on the sidewalk.
On the sidewalk? We might as well be fucking...
That's shit.
I was there caroling with the old phase guys, bro.
It got instantly picked out.
Bro, you went inside.
You had to be on the outskirts.
Oh, the outskirts and then what, bro?
And then we performed?
Just keep fooling.
Nothing to know, bro.
That's ass.
Good.
How about we're entertainers?
Let's go to Walmart.
Let's go back to my crib and get a vest.
Don't need the vest.
We go back and we give back.
We go back and we give back.
We go back and we give back.
You hear me?
Yeah.
We go back and we give back.
I already got PR trained and I
talk to Wal-Mart representatives or pool.
But, actions speak louder than words.
Alright, c'mon.
We're gonna drive to Wal-Mart. Do you know the far closest Wal-Mart is right now, bro?
We're near Wal-Mart.
We're not near Wal-Mart. There's no Wal-Mart's in LA.
It's not Arlington. There's one right next to us. There's two right next to me next to us.
Oh shit, it's 30 minutes.
Did you get a target then?
No!
We shouldn't go anywhere.
Go play basketball, go soccer.
In practical jokers, beach, target, soccer,
sun, whoop, or soccer.
In practical jokers, at 8 PM.
It's called, let's just go home, in-stream.
No, bro.
We got at least a one more segment left.
I thought we got to provide, bro.
I don't know if that's going to be a next time.
You never know if it's going to be a next time.
Next time for what?
Me and you are in the same position,
in the same spot.
But we live in the same area,
and you have nothing going on.
Yes, there will be another time.
But you don't know that.
You both have nothing going on.
Like tomorrow, I might not wake up,
but I'll forbid.
You understand?
I'll forbid, let's not jinx that.
Not forbid.
Not forbid, not forbid.
All right, how about this,
how about this, how about this, how about this?
We have to make the best out of this,
out of this, out of this, out of this today.
How about this?
How do we do impractical jokers?
We don't have mics.
Trampoline Park, football, fine life music. Go to a Berbery store and get a jacket.
Oh my fucking god, kill yourself, bro. Arcade my hit, Corehouse.
I'm not going to the fucking Corehouse.
You're not going to the Corehouse?
Dude, I'm not driving to your crib.
So you don't want to go see Marlin?
Fine.
Wait, Corehouse is 36 minute drive.
Is Marlon home?
The Silver Surfer.
He might be.
He might be.
No, you have to call him.
I'm not going with Marlon there.
No, come on.
Unless the Silver Surfer, Mauger himself, Marlon, James Jr., is there, I'm not going.
Come on, bro.
No.
Come on, bro.
Look.
Come on.
Look, another courthouse.
Look.
Another courthouse.
We might have smoked with Suki.
Look, who knows?
We maybe raced cars when we were on.
We eat food with Lacey.
Maybe go to the eat fun and go to nail salon with Jason
Maybe maybe maybe talk to girls on villain
What you do overwatch no, I do push her face
No
Because he was gonna happen bro. We're like W3 bow and I got an hour drive back home. Fuck!
But I drove to you. All right facts. Let's go. Are you sure?
But let go we can brace up for us. Let's sit and brace up, bro.
We're both constantly as we do this. Either go to the court crib or go to the nearest 24 hour and try to do a takeover.
That's what a takeover is.
Takeover is a takeover.
Takeover a basketball court and streak.
That's some gettership.
Takeovers is something like Arlington shit, bro.
Exactly.
What month?
Park small takeover.
I'm not doing it.
We go to the court group.
We can either go basketball takeover at any time.
Do you go basketball?
Do you go basketball?
I'm not basketball.
I have...
Look at my shoes.
Okay.
Your extra shoes?
How do you even fit your size?
Look.
We can play soccer?
Is there a court here? A few?
What, what, dogs?
You're pressing nothing.
They all can box each other?
Where?
I don't think they have guns in here, Charlie.
I do.
You want some box in the screen?
Core house?
I don't want to box him, bro.
Fucking piss, bro.
You brought me to the escape room?
I said, ask him if he's going to fucking record.
No, we're boxing or let's call another escape
Let's go to the courthouse go to her. It's only 30. It's only 30 minutes. It's only 30 minutes drive, bro
Bro, leave your car here to it. Let's take one way. That is
You drop me back off
We've been smirks what do you think smirk watch your mouth?
You could box them right now you're still not gonna do it there
I'm not pussy.
You pussy as shit, bro.
I'm not pussy.
You're pussy.
You don't want to box me, and you have years of experience.
I don't have years of experience.
Are you crazy?
Oh, fuck that.
Let's go to the courthouse and hang out with Marlon.
What the fuck am I going to do with this sucker-surfer?
He's going to maug me.
I'm trolling.
Marlon, this is all love.
Bro, let's get a group of missiles.
Go ahead.
Love, love, love.
Do you want to give any openings for tonight?
You too.
Is recording allowed?
Uh, yes.
Like streaming?
Like streaming?
Uh, I mean, you can.
Yeah.
What's the nearest...
What's the...
The best?
Do you guys have any times opening right now as soon as possible?
We're eight minutes away.
916 is the closest thing we have available.
All right, then we'll be there at night
15 perfect wait for three people wait no earlier openings
Maybe the extra payment for an earlier opening
Yeah, 915 works, thank you so much
Thank you
That's an hour
I'm so glad we did this row bug me
We found a way
I don't want to box you bro. I'm not scared body shots. It's literally what's gonna be feeding each other the body
No one does damage to the 16 ounces. I didn't shit with silky 30 times, bro
Yeah, but so he's not stronger
Whenever I went to the phase fourth of July parking snuck in I got a better
score than him on the punch machine. Oh you didn't. That didn't even sound like it.
Yes I did. Yes I did. There should be a video of that.
More and more in the future. Yes, I got it. You didn't call so keep right now.
Bro let's go to the courthouse. Sit faster. Bro what are we gonna do now?
We're gonna go to the courthouse and drive back. No we're not. We're gonna do that.
We're not gonna go to the same room anywhere.
No.
Let's go to the courthouse and hang out with the guys, bro.
I need my car.
Bro, so let's drive to the courthouse.
You know where the courthouse is, bro.
Damn, why?
Why did you take your fucking car?
How the fuck am I gonna get back home?
I'm not Ubering it's $100,000 back home.
I would have paid you an Uber, bro.
Really?
I swear.
What do you mean?
I should have said that.
I thought you were cleaning up your phone from the airport. That's why you drove.
Maybe you need to be a better friend.
Maybe you need to fucking listen to me next time, bro.
Don't mess up his shirts. You have to see the fuck of your shirt.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Stop!
Fuck what you're saying-
I'm gonna go in your trunk.
I'm gonna see what you have in your trunk.
Dude let's go to the fucking escape room fucking do it at a long stream bro you said we're in the
stream for 12 hours let's do it okay I'm down but what do we do for the hour we're gonna
do it at all we can bro hours fucking nothing to me hours and living life I'm at
bro you're with me hour is nothing you know what you can do in hours what the fuck away
from me okay so much let's fuck around with the robot for an hour no we're not gonna be that
Where's your car?
Over here. Yay!
I need a pee container car.
In the bottle.
No.
How do you need a pee again?
I drink a lot of water.
I drink more water than you do.
I have a fast metabolism.
No, it's a small bladder.
It was a small bladder.
Okay, I don't care. I still need a pee.
I don't know, you're trying to make me feel less of a person
than a smaller bladder.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Little baby bitch bladder.
No, so you fucking stop
Yo, watch where it's your stepping dude
ROOOOOD
Come on, let's go courthouse. J-court is never a 5. You seriously don't want to do this
Jason, you just said you just said you don't do a long stream. How did you get you to this streaming shit, bro?
We can do a long stream at the courthouse
I promise you we can come this way this way
What are you doing with the courthouse?
What are you doing with the courthouse?
Man, shit!
Brother, all the guys are there!
Yeah, but none of them like...
I'm joking.
Nice.
That's a little sad for me.
Dude, don't laugh, bro.
How about this? How about this?
Jason.
What?
You remember when you called me and said you have school you know Fox you want to fight out wasabi
This nigga whenever you fought did I was in like
Yeah, no, it's a good thing you decline. He would have beat the liver shit out of you
Bro, what he did land in crazy
You would have fucked you up, bro. I was low key setting you up. I'm sorry, bro
The whole the whole thing was fucking scripted as fuck
No, what is it bro? She's not scripted
Oh bro
What are you doing? Is that a prank?
Let me see one, one, one, one
Wait, what are you? Right handed?
I'm lefty
Oh you're lefty? Also you're Southpaw
I'm Southpaw
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Alright Jack, Jack, Jack
No, no, wait, wait
You're Southpaw so you should be like this
I should be like this?
That's not a jab that's not a jab. Are you a southpaw? Are you not a southpaw?
I am I'm my trunk is this one. This is so this is your left hand. It's so your jab is dead hand. Okay
Okay, okay, okay, so jab jab. Yeah. Yeah jab jab jab jab jab
Come on
I'm not trying to box you
Stop trying to fight me like this
I would have been so down to fight you to fight me. Yeah
I would have beat A's and Jeff too.
I would have beat you up.
Beat you up with no training.
Not true.
I would have beat you up.
You know how many points I got in the punch?
Give me too much.
I'm going to talk, bro.
I'm going to talk, bro.
Let's go to the courthouse.
Jason, you don't even want to do an escape room.
You don't even want to do it beyond it.
No, no.
Okay, how about this?
room because honestly no one's live you know what's interesting crazy here let's
do it let's do it my girl I was like yellow my live I'm not even in the
ingest I'm not even live right now this was a class no you are live well not
sure I made you go live no not you got all the ad revenue I get a phone
Oh fuck I thought I made you live with me
I spent it
Well just boot up after you really hungry, I'll rage no
I want my own supporters
I'm glad they're your fans, but I need to build my
You know what that's respect
That's what I'm saying.
Ow.
All right, all right, good.
How about this?
You guys don't want to do the game.
No, no, no, listen, listen.
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
You haven't ate yet, right?
I haven't ate yet, right?
Let's eat!
I'm hungry for the fucking stream.
I want to entertain.
I want to eat.
Brother!
OK, so let's go to the courthouse!
Either we eat, and then we go to the escape room,
or we go to the fucking courthouse and abolish.
So eat escape room courthouse.
Eat escape room courthouse.
Bill?
I
Don't try to stop stop
Your extra gloves. Yes, yeah, let's let out of this. We're gonna. Yeah, free scrap a little bit
Oh my god, why are you trying to scratch? I'm trying to get some energy out here. Come on. Let's shit
I am not American, but I am excited
Oh, you're gonna wear these I don't care which one
I'm gonna do a body shot challenge. Oh, were you punch my stomach? Yeah
Oh, that's gonna hurt. No, let's do it. If you're gonna throw up all that goo you just ate
My stomach still hurts bro.
Sign me up.
Why are you laughing?
What's funny?
Nothing's funny.
Where's some girls fighting to the death?
You see that one edit where they made me?
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
Why are you not saying a Debbie string, bro?
Jason.
Bro.
Let's go get food.
Let's go get food.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
Why are you not saying a Debbie string, bro?
Jason.
Bro.
Let's go get food.
food, we're on mellows, let's go get food and then escape after and then core house deal?
I know you didn't even want to do this anyways.
I'm not trying to punch you, you already said I'm not trying to punch you,
bro. All right, you want to take my whip?
Let's go, I'll drive.
And he'll drive.
You're not driving, man.
You gotta drive luxury.
They're locking it.
How do you open this? I don't even want to mess with it. How do you close it?
Open the lever.
Wait, how do you, how do you like close this?
Sick.
Can you do it again?
So now you just...
Jason, when?
Good morning.
Don't worry.
Tatsu ramen.
This is actually ramen, bro.
I need a real taste of Japan.
Ramen's not even a Japanese thing.
It's a naruki thing. Let's get in the car.
You're good it clears it clears it clears sure yeah, I pushed it all right ready
A whole more ramen
Yeah, what are we feeling no the other way other way other way
Yeah, what are we doing right now?
Jason, I need to pee really back. I'm peeing your fucking arm, Joe, okay.
Another food?
Jason, why does this smell like sex back here?
What did you do?
Burger, wings, ballast, burger, tacos. You still hungry, Taz?
I ate fucking spicy burgers.
Can we go to the marathon burger and get wings?
You want wings?
Yeah, I need a pee so bad.
Dude, dude, dude, burger, you want wings?
Of course you want fucking wings.
Of course you want fucking ramen bitch.
How about this? Uh, wings up?
Ew bro, no.
Are you crazy?
What about Hot Wings Cafe?
No.
What type of wings do you want?
Marathon Burger.
The fuck is a marathon burger?
Mipsy Hustle?
Oh shit, two, two?
There's too many drive.
Brother, brother, it's right here, let's walk.
We're doing the fucking car right now get the fuck out of my car
Yo, we straight up by the shit yo, let's go bro. Let's go. Let's go marathon burgers right around the corner
Don't touch my fucking car
I'm actually apologize Jason Jason on God
don't do this right now
what's up bro what's up with you are you
tense are you tense cuz you got an in-rope what what I'm not moving I'm not
moving
wait scared I knew he makes like you for fun bro shit
They do shit
That's my chance to give shit
Why you pushing me? Why you pushing me so badly?
We do shit, bro
We do shit
What's your fucking hands, bro?
What's your fucking hands, bro?
I killed you guys in the front, bro
We do shit
Fuck you, we do shit
What's up, bro? What's up?
The only thing that's getting... yeah
I'm trying to make sure you...
Not doing shit, you're not doing shit
I'm not doing shit.
Bro, you look so non-timidating.
Oh, thank you, bro.
You're from GP, you know what I'm talking about?
You're from GP.
I'm actually not. I'm actually from like Southeast Ireland.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
It's like...
AP is so bad.
Bro, where is it?
What is it?
Right there!
Meryton Broder!
HIPPAAA!
I've never had this feeling to pee since like...
Dude I don't give a fuck!
You pee three times a week!
You know when you had to pee so bad you had to hold your pee pee?
No.
I've held my pee until the point where it turns into a shit though, that's normal.
Why are you always doing something nasty you're good you're going in the restroom
school regimen what the fuck I was a kid oh should we get a haircut
sky top a fucking hellfire that was bad did they see that do what the sky top
I don't know if they saw that's pretty bad yeah whoo must I'm a hurt girl oh
Oh my god, they're dancing in there!
What are you doing in there?
Oh, that's a blast.
That's harassment.
Get that, bro.
Good job.
Good job.
And you're filming them even worse.
Oh, good job.
Good job.
Good job.
You're funny.
That's not funny.
I just knew that was not good.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Actually...
You know, CBD store, it gets a lead.
No, I need a pee super bad.
I don't care, bro.
The restroom's right here.
I'm a excuse and give any Russian to
Restaurant restaurant down here
Thank you, sir. Yeah, thank you
What do you think?
Yeah, what do you think?
What do you think about what?
You say it
I had nothing in my fucking brain
No, it's coming out of that one
There's the murder right there.
Oh, it's right here.
Oh.
What?
It's a zero-minute walk right there.
I'm about to shit, low key.
I'm really about to shit.
There you go.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
There's no way you can't pull into the pissing gas.
You're gonna fail that escape route.
Where are you going?
I don't know about that, I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
Okay, okay.
One more thing.
One more thing.
I guess.
You got a UTI, bro?
What is that?
It's like a unirrary traction infection or some shit.
True.
I do not get hard when I have to pee, bro.
That's girls.
That's not what a UCI is, bro.
I just need a piece of it. I drank too much water.
You would have failed that fucking escape route.
So bad, bro. I would have quit.
You still want to chug out the guy in the water or do the escape route?
You don't even want to do it anymore.
I mean, bro, what are we doing, bro? We're getting food and then we're gonna do the escape route.
Look, it's almost nine.
Well, you're right.
The comedy show.
Do a very good comedy.
They said it was a comedy show.
Wait, go to the comedy show.
200 million dollars.
Probably 1000.
The comedy show right now.
To make the speech of these guys over here.
I'm starting to wait to speak to these guys over here.
I'm 21.
I'm 22 actually.
I don't got ID though.
Hey, you got anything on the economy show?
Yeah.
You just can't record those.
It's a saving.
Yeah, nevermind.
We're streaming.
I feel like a big shout out to y'all.
Give me one thing.
Oh, that's cold!
Deal, my boys!
Do it. Do it!
You got the cast.
Do it!
You perform stand-up and be good for it.
Oh yeah, let's perform.
Let's perform.
Fine. I guess we'll do our second eating segment.
That would have been so good.
I actually would have had fun.
I know. I know. It's fun.
Well we could have been for bananas.
I know. I actually do say that a little bit.
Third eating segment? Third eating segment bro.
No I promise you that scavenger is going to be fun.
Especially since you got a little baby fucking bladder.
There's that burger. See?
Leave me on the bed.
What?
What?
Chill out!
Calm down!
We're okay!
Whenever you need a pee,
should you get more mad?
I'm not mad!
Is that it?
Ahhhh
Oh, we're good? Oh, thank you, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're calling
I wanted to go to the comedy show
We couldn't go in, they didn't go in
You really don't think they would let us bypass?
No, we didn't say that we got the dealers, bro.
Dang, I was gonna do my stand, but it's okay.
We're gonna do that at a different time.
Anyways, y'all.
Here at Curly, on Nero's getting to some Hotlings Cafe.
Let me talk to chat.
It's just way too loud in there.
I
Ends wait Netherlands playing
Do you know where I can watch the game?
We're going to have to watch on Google Chrome whenever there's scores or something.
We're in the shallow now.
Come on.
Guys, let's go.
Okay.
So right now it's never in the one in Remarco 1.
Let's just keep refreshing.
Fuck.
Guys it's still one one
All right boys it's still one one still
All right boys
All right boys it's still one one right now so
Still one one oh
Still one one right now. It's not it's not moving any faster than what I'm not seeing. Okay
Let's just let's just keep reacting because there's no reason to reach out
All right, so I don't know who has a bar now
Netherlands, Morocco, I'm showing the game
Reaction right now
Hey, I have the game really to do that. I'm trying to show everyone alive. They're not they don't have the chrome feature
Guys, it's still one. I'm still refreshing. Oh my god. They're praying right now
What do you want with
They're praying right now
I want Morocco dude. Morocco is so mean to other African teams. Really? Yeah, they're always super racist. Really? No way!
Bro, Moroccans are mean to other African teams. Really?
What do you get as information? Because I actually watch soccer. No, you don't bro. First of all, that's how I know you.
Watch the people in the tag group.
That? Yes, yes, real talk. Yep. It has? I didn't know that. I thought it was like an Argentina thing.
No, Moroccans are like bro. Yeah, thank you. I don't know what seem they're being rude to during a like
African tournament, but it was just bad. It was just bad looks
Man, I like I like Vendice. Yeah, Vendice 25. That's the only player I know
Let's get it. No, look at Kimi though. You don't play like Kimi? Oh, I don't care for Morocco to be honest. Wow
I'm sorry. I gotta go Hakeemi because he's playing for PSG.
All the respects to everyone in Morocco, I love you guys, but I'm just not gonna support the soccer scene.
I mean, that's first, bro. You support who you want to support, bro.
I didn't know they were racists, otherwise I wouldn't be supported by them, but I already fucking supported them, so wouldn't I get fucking switched?
Sean, chat.
It was cynical. They're being mean to cynical.
Really?
Yep. No.
You already picked the side, bro. Keep it.
I'm not gonna play you.
Alright, fuck you.
Here we go, bro
Yo, I'll show this right yeah
Mother are they gonna sit there?
I don't know I think 60 might be sleeping
Here we go, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god
This is what they do.
You want me to watch out for you?
Yeah, sure.
This is called a fucking dream.
Our food might be done.
No, it's not.
You can't eat until this is done.
You might have to eat in the May bad.
Yeah, I mean, I'm done
Wait, why are they saying go stop spoiling stop spoiling they're not bro, they're just talking don't listen to chat
No, they're saying there's no way I'm that delayed Jason. Oh, yeah
What a pain
Don't don't switch up you're supporting
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I was a good pen bro, but it's early so it's fine
That was just a sock in a I was just a fucking sock in the play bro
Speed this up right? No, it's live
It's live right is this like
It's not be a little bit the legs that I got mobile
Real Monaco stepping up
No, no, no, no, the chest is boiling me.
The chest is boiling me.
The chest is boiling me.
The chest is boiling me.
Jason.
The chest is boiling me.
Yeah.
You put another chest.
Put the chest down.
It's boiling, it's boiling.
Morocco.
Santi Pogas stepping up to take the pin.
It's just skying it.
Oh my God, all right.
Oh my God.
He crossed the border.
Did he think there's a fucking crossbar challenge?
knew he was dying he didn't look confident the little the little whenever
people do the yeah I don't know why I hate when people do that man just run through it
bro fucking power shot that big my god
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, next pro next next
Stepping up
Here we go one zero one zero another this here we go
Let's go!
Don't!
Why are you switching up?
Not switching up, huh?
I want a market one.
I want a market one.
Alright.
You did that stutter step bullshit again!
Yeah, just fucking shoot the ball, man!
I would have made that shit.
My fucking sleep!
There's some fucking shit.
He would have fucking missed that block too.
So when I saw my pen it was on target.
Number nine, Morocco.
He's missing. Now he's booking making it.
He's making a shit.
No for a two is crazy at pens bro.
You can't do that.
It's like I want him to think he's making it and he's gonna make it and I don't want him to at the same time but he's gonna make it.
Wait he's in! He made it in! He made it in!
couldn't hold on to the ball he couldn't hold on the ball he saved it and then
let it in what was that bro holy shit bro dude he saved it and kicked it in
himself look look oh he kicked it in
I
That's that's not me that's not your fault bro. You know it's zero zero. He saved it
So it's like a pill to show us the three goals now. Yes
He's making it you two or nothing to make it
Longest of patience all the time
and we're not even making he's power-shotting it and he's not gonna be
that stupid service that went away not he's not he's power-shotting it bro
look at him he looks like he's leaning in and just shooting at me
status that sucks it in just sucks it in
can't really save that bro top bins can't really save that
It's not good.
Good bet.
Who's stepping up?
Seventeen, Seventeen, Salty.
Here we go.
They miss this ball over there.
They're missing it too.
Look at them.
He's missing it.
He's too worried about his curly hair and he's gonna miss it.
the airline to step he's kind of far kind of far we go run up
sir step wow what if he was in a block he was like a little mosey a little bit
bro blueberry fago disaster that they go break out incredible to to here we are
Come on bro, give me a lap.
Blueberry Fango in his ass and a-
Oh shit.
Come on bro, sometimes he misses, sometimes it hits.
Give me a lap.
That was funny.
Doesn't look like no battle.
I'll give you a lap.
I will.
He looks like a courtesan.
Can I see it?
My red keeper?
Uh, the gear?
You're way behind.
He has like the main one.
He's making it.
Nah, he's missing.
He's blacking in the middle of it and he has to make it.
He's really close.
Wow! Complete with...
That's embarrassing.
I can't lie, that is embarrassing, bro.
The lights are way too bright.
Wow, that was a horrible thing.
That was a horrible fucking thing.
Morroco's... Morroco might win this.
Morroco win!
Wow, that's a Jason and Wayne type of thing.
Wow, that was shit.
That was horrible.
That was horrible, bro.
Bro, you had to think how he feels.
That's enough, bro.
Dude, you had to think how he feels right now.
I woke up every four years.
I would feel like shit.
Like shit.
Like he means he's not missing, bro.
Like he means he's not missing.
He's probably not.
Yep.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo!
That Kimi missed is that?!
No, Netherlands is winning!
Netherlands is winning!
What is this shit, guys?
Netherlands is winning!
What the fuck?!
Brother!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How is it Kimi missing pens?!
baby food Netherlands eating this up
baby food
oh no this might be it bro it's all on him
if they make it and they miss
after this let's go eat
I'm in pressure for you dude we might just have to go to the skate room and eat after
yeah I mean I'm a birdie so I'm gonna keep my shit down while we walk
Shittiest fucking people this is the worst because you're not yeah, I can't lie. Oh, this is this that's crazy
How they missing so much bro?
They say so so that means they have to save it. Yeah, I mean they have to save her don't
They just miss I'm beyond Morocco might just fucking go for that. No, they're probably gonna throw you're there's a professional
Yeah, like this is so crazy. You have a missing shot. It's just so the pressure those you're playing for your country
It's either go home or go home.
This is it right here.
Crush that.
Get tangled, bro.
This is it.
Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss.
Morocco.
The equalizer.
Ain't, ain't, ain't.
Morocco's going on.
I knew they were going to win.
they're gonna win. I literally called it. I knew they're gonna win.
Maracos, Maracos wins.
That was a keep me missed was crazy.
What's the name?
I'm not a lot of kids.
I'm not a lot of kids.
I'm not a lot of kids.
Are you serious?
I'm not serious.
I'm not serious.
I'm not serious.
Are you serious?
Are you joking?
Yeah.
Alright, let's walk and talk?
Yeah.
Bro, that is so crazy, bro.
I've been out a lot.
Hey, congrats on your flight.
Let's go.
Let's head out, huh?
That's just crazy.
Yeah?
That is just crazy.
Yeah, I'm not glad that that's a crazy, crazy way to lose.
We're going to drive to yours in your car.
We're going to drive in your car to the airport.
Yeah, we're going to the airport.
That's crazy though.
That was a shitty pan shootout.
Everybody was missing everything.
I kind of liked it how they were missing because it built up like tenses.
Whenever everyone's making this kind of boring.
Yeah.
Dang there had to be some crazy emotions for Morocco. Hey, what's the name? I came you fucking missed it?
He missed like you mean that's a bless best player right? No, yeah, bro. What do you mean right chap, bro?
He's on PSG bro. Oh, yes
That's crazy though. Give me this crazy
Hey
To be honest, bro, the factory even in the world coupling is crazy. They should just be proud of themselves
Yeah, even if I lost in that stage also be happy that I made it that far
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'll cry, but like, bro, but like, I'm assuming I'll be proud of myself because like they
made it that far.
But imagine losing because you completely whipped the goal.
Bro, better luck next time, I don't know.
I'm not bad with this, okay?
Yeah, uh, in the next four years.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go
That is pretty good
It's not a man number.
I'm gonna eat after bro.
You don't play hide and go seek at the courthouse.
Do you think anyone would play with this?
I already did it.
Aw man.
I killed this.
Alright, remember.
It's down in the water.
Yes, we're still doing that.
Come here, right now?
Yeah.
I don't want to mess up your problem, we're only going to be sure to take care of it man.
I don't know, that's a Maybach.
How much is that? Like, 60,000?
Yeah.
Wow.
Is there any more dates today, you know?
I think that's the last one.
The last one, yeah.
It's really late anyways.
Not anywhere in the map.
Map?
Yeah, even if you're like in the New York area, that's the latest shit.
New York airs? I think it's like 2,000 a.m.?
Yeah, so I think that's the last game.
Let me get a chicken wing, man.
Come on.
How are you doing?
Oh, this is too greasy.
Greasy, it's awesome, awesome.
It's awesome like Santana.
Don't stop my bag, you know my homeboy.
Ego, I'm leaving the corner. What did Lacey say?
What's up, bro?
Is it this one? I don't even see your car.
Did I get fucking towed?
Literally right there.
Oh, literally right there.
You're just trying to, you're just trying to say that this is it.
I could probably drive my car to your house.
Can you take me to my car though?
Yeah, where's your car?
Bro, my pin is my Twitter call.
I'll be running around the corner.
He wanted you to get a burger.
Thank you for the food.
Of course, bro.
Uh, Lacey, brother, I'm nowhere near the fucking house.
Man, I already bought a sorry, bro.
What did Lacey say?
Lacey said he wanted a burger.
Oh my god, bro, the light was on.
The battery might die.
Lacey wanting a burger.
There's only on for, like, probably 10 minutes.
15.
Oh my god.
Why do carbines last for the next video?
Why do carbines last for the next video?
Why do carbines last for the next video?
How about, how about, how about...
I'm saying the theory.
Problem. I'm at zero. I have no guess.
I have no guess.
You sure you're training him?
How about, how about...
How about I just bring you to your car after?
I'm just going to the escape room. We're going to be late.
Alright, let's go.
You know the address?
I'm gonna change the battery.
You send the uh, you send it
Sorry I'm not careful don't go
Trust me he has an M5 comp, he's not lower close to that
There's a table but the guitar is looking blocky there
You okay?
I'm okay
Thank you
You ever watch Jeffy going up Jeffy like the like the dog like the dog
Did you get it my god rage was crying
Who's crying rage bro his close friend slimed him out
weapon
Basically, he got slimed out by his close friend
like how basically basically he was stealing money from him without him
without rage knowing yeah rage found out he was housing Greg and basically you
You can never trust close people, so you know.
That's the way you are.
Yeah, she's white, bro.
It's not good.
That'll correct you, bro.
Hey.
My god, man.
You're watching this right now?
Oh, this is kind of hard, bro.
Ready?
I'm good.
I thought I was gonna do make a like stable or not alternative Jason, but don't tell me bad news
No on the seat no you didn't know you didn't see you swear to God bro
This kid I got my sister Rami coded I just I just get a detail again
Are you serious?
You being serious?
You being serious?
Siq?
Pass me a wink.
You're really hungry.
I'm hungry, bro.
It's because I had fucking red bull shit for a year, man.
Oh, no, man.
No, no, no, no.
I really can't.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to skim those stones.
Just eat it after.
We're five minutes away, bro.
We're good.
Just eat it.
Eat it when it's a reading.
Dude, that hour passed by pretty fucking quick.
That's how I told you, though.
Wait, I'm out of fucking gas.
Wait, how's that?
I'm out of gas.
I need to get a gas station.
No.
No, like...
It's a good one.
Um, this is never happened to me before.
How did you make it over here?
Well, I use the fucking gas then
So what happens when you run out of gas like like you have to get it to odor
No, watch the gas station
My cart
Right here. Oh my god
Am I gonna make it?
That's a gas station, right? No
Even if you're on E you can still drive it. I'm on E right now like it says zero
How the fuck is this right zero miles? Yes. Oh my god, bro. We made it a six seven
Why'd you ever let it get that low? I don't know. It's probably not good for the car either
Quick little gas station
Stop
When we get out with you. Oh, yeah
Are you just in the car bro, you sure
I'm sorry you can't film, I guess.
Guys, when you're filling up gas, come on my time to get a wing.
I'll get that.
Oh, did I park way too far?
Okay.
Hey!
I'm only comfortable for being on camera for like 15 seconds.
Dude, I dropped the wings off of my shirt.
Yeah, you knew better. Because if you put it on the car, Jason would have been pissed.
Probably like a like.
Guess how much it is to fill up this tank?
How much?
Yes.
Probably as much as mine?
How much?
Mine and Cali depends on how many dollars is it.
Yes.
Well, you're supposed to guess. Why are you looking?
Right now probably since you're in fucking Melrose probably like a hundred ten
Bad news or goodness
At least you didn't get in your car seat
They said good as fuck
Yeah, the only thing the only thing bad about is like for baby wings, but they're good
Which means you're organic
Yeah, that's it.
I don't like it, it's been a good ass day.
How about a blast, you?
No, it's fine. Thank you.
Bro, my favorite part of the day was fancy.
Exactly right, that was fun.
She's a good lady, right?
I always bring people to her
So how's she about what's Nick for me?
It's what for being serious it does
I'm gonna get streamer duo the year with Jason. I'm gonna get breakout streamer
I'm gonna hit a million on YouTube by the end of the year
Love that
And I just threw the beef with everyone the beef in the cell
I put you on the right
I put you on the right.
Oh!
Fuck!
Roger.
Just leave it on my seat.
Again, bro.
Let's just get out the car.
Should put this on the fucking floor.
I'm back.
It's a play.
No, no, no.
No, yeah, please, bro.
No, no, no.
I'm not leaving.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I don't even want that one bro come on eat it. I don't want that here.
Are you sure you don't want it? You sure? You positive? I can eat it if you don't want it.
You sure? You positive? You sure? You good? You don't want it.
Get it off, they get this thing off me though.
Bro that's just still getting filled. This is what it'll look like if you eat it.
Bro can you get this container off me?
Say please, thank you.
Thank you.
Holy moly
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Whoa, let me go to the water, will you?
Oh
I'll be filling chat quick low chat. Take up
How's everybody's day going?
how much is gas? guess! guess! everybody guess how much that shit was going!
all right went up to 120 bucks for a full tank I'm not gonna lie I've seen it go
up to 100 to almost 200 so that's on the cheaper end I can't lie
I guess I got 91 here bro go ahead start filling up start filling up
some tuts.
Why?
Oh, you're chugging right now?
All right, come on.
Yeah, I'm chugging it out, hold on.
Start chugging it, shit.
Don't throw it up.
No, don't throw it up.
Why does it taste like that?
I don't like air had water it takes weird
This is okay water's good for you. This is 50 this 50 of Florida ounces
Oh shit, so many presidential schools up there.
Mother no, it's a white X-ray on the black drug.
Move it out.
Don't spin it out, that's cheating.
It's almost that moment.
Oh, I'm bloated.
I
Get fun
All right, you got it
Oh, bro drink
No, you're not
No, you're not drink the whole thing. I already feel like I have to pee right now drink the whole thing
This is what you agreed to you do this or the courthouse so you have to do this
Why is the- why is the courier sound like a punishment?
Well, I mean, no, you- you- you take this, so now you have to do this.
It's going to be a lot for 12 hours today.
Yeah, just as well as it might even be in the stream.
I'm going home right now. It's okay.
How did you forget it from your name, Joe? How does that happen?
I activated it, but it didn't- didn't go live.
Why don't we just collab with it? Is that trashy?
I don't like like like like lab feature on twitch. I don't like this is cringe
It just makes it like it makes it just much. I don't know no honestly
It's actually good that you didn't add me cuz like bro. It's either your shimmer my shit like let's not just do too much
I mean like no we should have built both of sure
But I didn't know you weren't one live because I don't know the stomach. I have a camera too. No
I'm in life on this
You know it is though you don't have IRL toolkit so maybe that's the issue. I don't
I'll help you with that.
What's up, bro? How you doing?
I'm good, man. I was good at that.
Yeah.
I didn't want to duck up anyways.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I don't know.
I was sitting on that thing, the freaking car thing popped out my butt.
That's a DB, DB better bag.
DB better bag, bro.
That's DB, bro.
Hey, hey, why'd you go live?
That's hard.
I don't know, I don't know anything, but...
Hey, he's lit.
He's lit.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm full.
There's no way.
There's genuinely no way.
You the fuck got scared, brother? What do you say?
We're late, we're late. I don't know.
Yeah, me too. I'm done. I'm done. No hassle, don't. I'm done. I'm done.
Just sit on the way there.
See how we're three minutes away?
We're gonna be three minutes late, but everybody's late in their late facts.
He's a Bay Rapper Jack.
Are you going to put something on an ox?
Yeah.
You got one song.
Yeah!
Put some joy food.
I'm not getting a happy mood.
Put some happy music.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like in a happy mood.
Play some happy music.
Okay.
Hey, ho.
I'm playing Mexican music.
We're gonna play Mexican music.
Yes, if there's a lot of money.
If you're gonna play Mexican music, I got one.
I bet.
Someone, someone where we from, bro.
No tricks, Daniel!
Let me put my seatbelt on.
No, pa, pa!
It's not kids. Let me just show you guys this much.
It's not fun not to have your seatbelt on.
Have it on, kids.
You playing song?
Yeah. Sorry, Jason.
Let me put my fucking seatbelt on.
Put a fucking song, dude.
Fuck you!
Put a fucking song, dude.
Dude, Jason.
See, see, see.
Listen, see, see, three more times, it's gonna make me go faster, bro.
Fuck it all my vibe, bro. Play the song.
Listen.
I got the windows down with no music, bro.
That's Darla's car.
That's Darla's car.
$1.00
What
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do this.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
This is not my place to sit and take a day back.
Come on, give him my back.
Oh, what if that's how she does?
That's what she does.
That's what she does.
That's what she does.
That's what she does.
Bro, there's that fucking Mr. Crab, now?
All right, let's park right here and walk.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
I'm annoying.
Sorry, bro.
Wait.
What's that?
He really put this on last.
Let's see that.
He's on the scene with the forest.
He's on the scene with the forest.
Wait, shout out like Max, but that song's good.
Yeah.
Woo! Woo!
I
Go up with them to the McCormons
You don't like the music
Now fuck with it. Yeah, what do you listen to the spot? It's flashing me back to New Orleans
You're from New Orleans. Yeah
Listen to that new Orleans. I was in a young boy
That's VR bang room
Shit my fault you let us go on
They don't let my car battery eyes and then we can't go home, so
Get it get it get it pass it
I'm going man. Something left.
You're not on the address.
Is it right there?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Where's that?
Oh, cough attack! Oh no, cough attack!
You need some drinking, man.
No, I've had this shit for so long.
What's the cough attack?
It's around the left side of it all.
Holy fuck.
It should be right near.
Are you closed?
Oh, we got him.
We got him in a walk.
Let me tell this to the fuck off.
Where was your breath?
It's over.
Look at that.
Yep.
You got a pair of them.
That?
Is it?
That?
Is it?
Yeah, it's cute.
Look, that's it.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I'm in front of you!
I'm in front of you!
I need a pee, Joseph.
I'm in serious.
You're a UTR?
What is a UTR?
Bro, is this the escape room or what?
Shroomcroft.
I got this.
I need to leave now!
See you with me!
I'm a little bit late.
Yeah, so you're the one who called the...
The 15th.
Yeah, so now that you're a little late, we have two games available.
Okay, so the only options is Wizard Trials or Superhero Oranges?
Um, what's done better which one which one's better you think?
Who the superhero looks cool though, that's like
play or
me on you on
but you're gonna get arthritis in the normal night you get core play for me
right
carpools
thank you
don't do that
Are we gonna get hurt sir?
No, probably not.
But...
That's why you said it was a wave of you do get hurt sir.
Oh.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh.
Oh.
He's not dirty right?
He's not dirty right?
Yeah.
Sorry sir.
Sorry.
I don't know if you know this, you know the country called Niger?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a funny play on what like the inward hard R. Yeah, it's like one of our
inside jokes.
I don't make that, I don't make that joke.
Oh, done.
Nice.
Got it.
Wait.
What was that?
I opened the door in my room. I opened the door in my room.
I opened the door in my room.
Oh, did you? Why is my hair...
Why do you have a $3,000 thing?
No. That backpack's good. I just need it to sign the waiver.
I did it. It's not as fast as before.
Wait, when you join the guests, do you need to sign up for anything?
I would be interested.
Well, I think guests are welcome.
Yeah.
I think you can just click it.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Thank you.
All right, we're good.
Say, I got an ingredient in your mouth.
I'm only done.
Yeah, two people.
Do you need the rest of the fork, sir?
No.
No.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
How long do you think it is?
I heard it for the most an hour.
The most an hour? Ok, easy.
You drink, right?
I'm already feeling it, bro.
You feel it in your system, right?
Yeah.
You feel like pee.
You feel like pee.
Alright, let me go.
Oh, feel like your song?
No.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, November 3rd?
Yeah.
Oh.
I have to break my joints.
Oh, maybe we get a little discount on that.
No, we're good. Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, guys.
Have you guys been here before?
No.
All right.
We're going to do a little discount on that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys have been here before?
No, no.
All right, well welcome in.
We're gonna take me a little bit up to your room.
I'll do it.
So you can go in and out.
Are you gonna come in and use me as a gentleman?
Oh yeah.
You guys have your own.
Yeah.
I did wonder, like Hollywood is like a scary one.
Yeah.
Do you know what the name of it was?
I don't.
The shopping center a little bit after that like right before that like on a chair to sheet
I wouldn't I just know that I have a gold escalator in a shopping center area to this one. Oh, then that's a different number
There's a bunch on the Hollywood Boulevard, so I would say there's probably
We're back to it, we're back to it.
This time, we're gonna...
We're gonna go.
What's the quickest time you've ever been to an escape room?
And...
Really? I think it's a little light.
Like you didn't know anything about it.
What was the best time I've ever been?
Um, I finished the room and I'm going to get anything about it in, like, 30 minutes.
30 minutes?
Yeah.
Alright, it's fucking busy.
We're gonna beat that right now.
Let's go!
Whoa!
Alright, if you guys have anything you want to hang up, we do have some hangers for all of your belongings and everything as well.
as well. You don't have that made-back key in the healthcare key so we just want to...
Gotcha, alrighty. Well, welcome in to the Windows Travels Y'all.
So, there's a couple things I need to let you know about before we get you going in this room, alrighty?
So, that over there is your little kiosk, your home base.
Everything that you can afford to do is going to be on that screen, such as your time.
You guys already know you're going to have a round of malware in this room, right?
Okay.
Alrighty, well if you don't know, surprise, we're going to be in here for a bit.
It's like, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
It's alright, I'm a laugher. I'm a laugher.
It's going to be at the top however much time you have left, so if you are curious, look right there.
Also at the very bottom of the screen, those red buttons do not worry about, those are something for us to worry about.
Once the game starts, there's going to be a painfully obvious button that says HIT. You can probably guess what that's for.
It's all you need to do for that button is just press it once and it's either a visual
hint on the kiosk or an audio hint played aloud.
So keep one ear open and keep one eye on this kiosk because we have a game master who will
be feeding you the information whenever you ask for it.
His name is Harry.
Say hi Harry.
Harry!
He's going to watch you on the cameras at all times making sure you're all going
to be in D&D and not struggling too harshly on a puzzle.
However, for the first three minutes you guys are on your own.
You'll be finding your own puzzles and seeing just how far you can get.
Also, there's a bunch of those little stickers all around this room.
It's like a hand with a cross through it.
It means do not touch in any way.
It's something for us to worry about and nothing for you guys to worry about.
So I'm talking key holes and certain things you shouldn't move around or pick up in any way.
But for a lot of our puzzles, like for example, that little crossing is like,
No, no, no.
Go, don't be thinking about it.
No!
Basically, yeah, yeah.
Basically saying do not touch this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, girl.
Don't even think about it.
Yeah.
Also, for a lot of our puzzles,
if it is meant to open, it will open on its own
if you solve something or with no more than
two to three timbers worth of pressure.
So it's kind of opening, but still locked.
Leave it alone for right now.
You might have to come back to it at a future point.
Oh, got it.
Also, this door is always unlocked,
so if you ever need to use your instrument at any point,
You are more than welcome to do it.
As long as one person continues in the room, you are more than welcome to do it, because
we will not stop the timer in any way.
Also, there you go.
Also, there's a bunch of wands over there as well.
You can only need to use those in this room, so use wisely.
Wingardian!
Niggagosus!
All right.
Any questions before I head out?
No, I'm excited.
That's it.
All right.
Give us like five minutes to just like smell the area and then like we can start
Uh, there is going to be a video explaining what's going on in this room, so it's kinda like that, like the little thing there.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Ready? Ready?
As I mentioned before...
Escape?
As I mentioned before, there's gonna be a short video playing there explaining why you're here and what you need to do to escape.
Aw...
Thank you so much.
Hey, you...
Let's get it, let's get it!
What the fuck are you doing this, guys?
Dude, I'm a lapaholic, I'm sorry.
Dude, you're living right now.
Whoa!
Hogwarts!
Welcome, dear students.
Because I, your master diacutus, am proud to say
you've finally reached the end of your apprenticeship.
You are a good, and a fast, and well-researcher.
And so, come for your final trial.
I've come to consult with Queen Carabamble on an important matter,
leaving you alone in the time of your great seriousness.
Your quest is to use all you've learned to find Nika like that friend.
But wait, no, you don't need her.
C-
Hahahaha, yo, no, that was f-f-f-unny, come on.
No, hey.
Yeah, honey, hey.
I guess I said it was a little bit tricky, but I'm okay.
Excuse me, bro.
Yeah, minister, it's okay.
It reminds me of D-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
B-
One turn at the last
Yeah, how do we hold hands on this shit that ass?
I don't need that shit there
Yo, you don't need this, you don't need this
I need this chat and
I have to pee, I have to pee
I'm about to piss myself
You'll be rewarded with your old stable
Having the Jacks truly reach grip this ass
Oh my god, skip
Henry, what's the name?
Harry, Harry, Harry!
Skip the shit
Let's start an escape now.
I remember.
Harry!
One hour.
One H10 right there.
Good luck, apprentices.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
What the hell was that?
What's with the goats in here?
What? I love that.
Harry!
All right, listen. We have to escape.
Are we going to find the Pit Dragon?
Cool! Satanicism!
No, no, no. Listen. Listen.
You see?
This is definitely something we need to open.
But it seems like we need some type of key.
Oh my God!
It goes fucking slow.
No, let's start with the thing, some headache.
Listen, the napkin chest, wait, wait!
The napkin chest, Asuka, come here.
Asuka, come here.
Cool, fucking nigga, you're doing it on the chest.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
I got him, nigga.
Bro, listen, listen.
Oh, look.
Green, green metal root,
red dragon egg,
egg, blue moonstone, white porcupine quills.
Do you want any of these?
We need to grab these.
Look.
Grab the potions together.
Grab the potions together.
You mean?
You mean?
No.
I need a peep.
I need a peep.
No, listen, and then, and then, and then what?
And then what?
And then what?
And then what?
Wait.
no no that's not no it's not gonna work is it wait over here over here yeah they
schooled oh look it's a school cinnamon cinnamon green apple and lemon
cinnamon cinnamon green apple and lemon what's happened
Audio cube! No, no, no, no, let's just say TANIC!
That's why we do it! We're selling our soldiers to Twix God so we never give back!
What are we supposed to do?
Oh, Twitter! Oh, Twitter! I'm running!
Hey, move! Hey, move!
I'm fucking confused, man!
I'm gonna get explained
I'm confused wait wait wait wait green ever wrong
Yo yo yo
Oh
How is it doing there?
Hourglass
Spider potion hourglass lightning bolt spider
Spider potion water droplet water droplet. What does that mean though snake?
What
I got the Michelin group when I fuck her
What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?
Spider! Wait! Spider!
Wait, wait, Jason, can we... Oh my God! Oh my God!
Spider!
There you go
Wait, Osamu's in reference
Osamu's in reference
Hey!
The books?
The books, the books!
The books!
The fucking books!
Jason, can you make a rule please?
Spider, spider!
Jason, make a rule.
The rest of the time we have to talk about that we're in Harry Potter.
Come on, I know this.
No, come on.
I know.
I don't know the accent.
The books, Jason!
I don't even know what we're doing.
Who moved that?
Harry!
I'm sure it's supposed to be stickin' out.
Harry, I need a hand.
You feel it?
I'm gonna look up that way.
Harry!
Harry, I need a hand!
Are you using a name?
Harry!
Magical practitioners need to use all of their senses. Even the oft-neglected sense of smell.
Smell!
Oh!
What does it smell like?
Is that the potion?
Smell it.
Wait, that smells like green apple.
Oh!
Oh!
Even the...
Wait, listen. Even the wizards use it to smell the potions.
What does that smell like?
Is that something?
It's my pussy!
Wait, wait, wait, this one smells like cinnamon!
Dude, it smells like cinnamon.
It smells like cinnamon.
It smells like purple grape.
So what does it smell like?
This one smells like lemon.
Lemon?
Wait, does that hit the button or time it out?
Uh, the hit button time it out.
Look at the tag and the potion?
oh my god okay so green orange purple we did that no green green orange
It's crippled, that one.
It's gonna shut up.
No!
No!
Yo, Terry!
You stay like shit.
Terry!
You fucking...
Stop fucking around, the beat!
You got it!
Whoa, what does this mean?
I'm using too much brain power.
Oh no, look!
Purple's on the right.
What the hell, what?
Look at the size.
Okay, so look. Triangle...
Triangle...
Wait, I'm noticing.
Triangle.
Aluminium.
Triangle. Where's that triglycine move?
Stop right, I mean right side.
Stop right, right side, right here.
So...
Wait.
Oh!
Okay.
Link got it!
Uh...
Yeah.
Oi!
What's next?
The one?
Bottom?
Middle bottom, middle bottom.
Middle bottom?
Is that the umbrella with the cross on the right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like the cross on the right.
Like the bottom, the bottom right.
Oh!
Take that.
Uh...
Uh, it was that one, I think that was the first one.
Are you kidding me?
No way.
You hit it wrong!
Don't fucking touch, bro, don't touch!
Don't touch!
Bro, okay.
Why are you here?
What about this?
It's obby sounds.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
First one is this one.
Okay.
Next one is, uh...
Uh...
Next one is uh
This one
Next
It's like a peace sign, but it's not
This one?
Yep, no, left, yep, right, right!
This one?
Yes!
Next!
It's going right there, boom, right!
This one?
Left!
This one?
Left!
This one?
Yes!
And then?
It's going to look like the number four, Bob and Will.
Oh, right here.
Yes!
What the fuck?
You fucking...
Triangle!
Try this one?
No!
Yeah! No!
Yeah!
No!
What the fuck?
The fuck?
Oh
Okay, wait, what do we do this I know Jason wait Jason right here
Heavy they made you proud
Go get him.
Oh, spider.
Same shit.
Don't give a fuck.
Hey!
No, stop.
Jason, don't go here.
There's an old fucking point in this shit.
No, no pee.
I'm gonna reach out.
I have to pee so bad, too.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! We didn't do this part! We didn't do this part!
Fuck off your phone, bro.
I'm ready to chat with you.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my ass came back.
Why isn't Haskell on? Yeah, question, Jason.
Anyways, there's...
Why didn't it know? Or are you gonna get IRL2 key?
Dude, I will.
Stop!
It's so bad.
No, no, no.
So let's solve this fucking puzzle.
Harry!
So are you just gonna cheat the whole fucking time then?
What?
Oh, I don't want to, I don't want to.
Wait, wait.
That is the hint, that is the hint.
No, no.
Let's do this.
No, idiot.
Oh my god, you fucking hate the school, bro.
Ow, I need pee.
Okay, wait.
Oh.
I
Read it out to me how is that one?
No
Now it's the point.
I have to be so bad.
It's not that one. Doofens merch. It's really not that one.
Which one is it?
Oh, this one.
Wait, I did it wrong. I did it wrong.
Yeah.
I got it.
How do we lose with this?
Okay, so circles.
And then if you want to circle.
Oh, god.
Like a pitchfork, a piece of it, and then a...
You're gonna know how to describe that.
And then a floor.
Bottom, bottom.
Can I get a faux-faux?
No, they say Wendy's.
Oh!
Jason, Jason, I got it.
You always put the pieces on together.
We're about to beat this whole thing.
Harry!
This is for you.
Remember when you died?
Remember we all we're gonna correct it from Wizard Academy the fuck
But the last one is this one
It's gotta be impossible
The emblems bro
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Ask him, what does this mean?
I got this, I got this.
Harry!
Harry!
If you hear what you do!
Alright, alright, alright.
I just gotta do something with this.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Focus, focus.
Let's go, come here. Let's go, come here.
Stop looking at yourself, bro.
Look, so it's spider?
Same fucking shit as the one time.
So what so what does it mean? So spider so spider so fight a spider help me
Stop pressing that hate button
pressing that hate button
I can't fucking out of here.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I can't focus.
Sit down on the throne and the king will appear.
No, no, stop. Listen, spider.
Focus. I need you to focus.
Wait! Please!
You can rock the chair for me.
No, no, no. Listen, spider.
Look for a spider.
Look for a fucking sparrow.
You know what, I didn't know I was the first one to eat breakfast.
I'm the first one to eat breakfast.
I'm the first one to eat breakfast.
I'm the first one to eat breakfast.
Maybe he's on top.
He can't see.
Spider!
I should not do that.
Spider, bro.
Bro, where's the fucking spider?
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Jason, listen.
You're stressed, you're stressed.
Listen!
You have to be like this
Wait, there's a code panel by your knees near the chair you need to input the symbols into that
Oh look so spider oh
Wait
Move read it out. All right go
What
Where's this snake?
Oh, I pressed it.
Wow, Brad!
Whoa!
This is for you, Harry!
One more. One more. One more.
One more. One more.
One more. One more.
One more. One more.
One more.
One more. One more.
One more.
Bro, I wanted to use it.
Wait, is it broken?
Is it broken?
Jason, Jason?
I think I know what it is.
There's a joke.
There's a GI change.
I get it.
I get it.
What the fuck?
There's holes in there.
Okay.
Can it let me go?
Yeah.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Yeah.
It's Harry's pipe.
Loosen it.
Loosen it.
Come on, oh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I have to pee.
Hey, what's the last joke? Stop!
Look, you didn't hit me!
You have to stop!
It hasn't even been 30 minutes.
There it is.
Thank you, bro.
With the aid of your fellow apprentices,
and a new baby eagle,
to locate and enrich
something of great importance
within your mind desk.
Desk?
In his desk.
Desk.
So it has to be in here.
Look, Jason.
Anything?
No, yeah, because we will.
There's my new details.
You have to keep filling around, bro.
What was that, gum wrappers?
Ew, but who's putting fucking gum wrappers in here?
How many sold?
I see six.
He's here?
I don't feel any of these.
I don't feel any of these.
I don't feel any of these.
Yeah.
I'll just sign it too.
What are you feeling?
What are you feeling?
What are you fucking feeling?
I'm gonna use my light.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's my dick.
Harry!
No.
There's nothing in here, bro.
What the fuck?
You got it.
You got it.
Shit.
What is that?
So I'm trying to...
I'm trying to...
I don't know.
I need to put it into a bigger hole.
I'm getting...
Oh, I'm here! Oh, you're gonna make it up!
I can't.
Oh, oh, oh.
Look, look, look, right here.
Look, you have to put it up here.
Oh, I found it.
Go on the other side.
Deliver it to me.
Ready?
Yeah.
See my hand?
Got it.
Okay.
Where are you going to put it?
I think I need it.
Okay.
Go on the side right here, maybe.
Got it.
Okay.
Drop it.
Drop it.
Drop it.
Okay.
There's no need for it to be here.
No, you need to put it right here.
Yeah, there's no need for it to be here.
There's no opening.
Open it?
Is this a trick?
Yeah.
Go back.
Go back.
There you go.
Okay, go ahead.
There you go.
Okay, go find the general.
Go for the call.
Go back. It's back to you.
It's back to you, bro.
It's back to you.
Down, down.
Wait, is it really cold?
Nah, you gotta use this, bro.
You gotta use that side, bro.
Wait don't go start with a bigger holes and see where it opens from
Bro look this opens for nothing
Wait, are you sure it's not from this side?
I need a um
Are you sure it's not from this side?
You need to give me a way
I have a fucking pee bro
You sure it's not from this side?
So look
We need it we need to get it here. So bring it
Right here right here
I need to bring it down here.
Down?
Down.
So I'm going to go all the way down here.
All the way down.
Right here.
Right here.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Right here.
Keep it going down.
You got to start on the other side.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
Fast.
It's like the last part of the puzzle.
Really, really.
I'm gonna be right behind you.
I swear to God, I'm right here.
I'm gonna pee myself, bro.
Look at your seat.
I lost it, bro.
I lost it!
Where is it?
Oh, it's here. It's right here.
That's the hell, bro.
No.
Don't let it overtake you.
No.
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
Don't let it overtake you.
Don't let it overtake you.
No!
Don't let it over it's.
No!
No, no, no, no.
No, that's not it, that's not it.
No!
No!
No!
No, come back.
Come back.
No!
Look at me, look at me.
Look at me, look at me.
Look at me, remember where you're at.
Remember where you're at.
Remember where you're at!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember where you're at bro
You need fuckin' cable
Fuck, I got you
Ah, yeah
Yeah
Help me, help me, I can't leave
Sorry, get a check, pussy
OOF
OOF
OOF
Oh man, what the fuck
Ow, ow, ow
Alright
Pass up, and then, and then.
Pass me, hold it, hold it, hold it.
You wanna miss on that hole?
Alright, this is cool.
Just wait and look at this one.
Oh my god.
Wait, pass it, pass it right here.
I can't.
It's locked.
Not yet.
Hold on, wait.
Alright, let's wait.
What?
Oh shit.
Oh man.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Okay, I made it.
Right there.
Let me look where this is.
My naked.
I'm stuck here, I'm like, there's nothing else up here, like you said.
I know I'm here
Down?
Over here
I'm seeing it
I'm seeing it
Come on, I'll look
I went down
All the way down
Where?
Over here
Over here
That was this one
We passed to left
Did you get it?
Wait
Oh my God
Did it?
Did it
Yeah
Where did I get it?
I had it
I've got it
I've got it
I've got it
I've got it
Oh my God
Get it.
Get it right here.
Right here.
Right here.
I got it.
Got it?
I'm bringing it up.
Bring it up this way.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
Wait until then.
Oh my God, we're right there.
Is that it?
Put my trophy there.
This is for you.
Oh my God!
Yes!
We finally... we finally...
We got one!
We finally...
No, no, no!
No!
No!
Come back to me! Come back to me!
Come back! Come back!
No!
Come back!
Come back!
No!
I'm not fast enough anymore!
I'm ready!
No!
Do me back, Hazard.
I'm back!
No!
Good to have you back, Casey.
Everyone a-
Gonna have you back to it.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
We fucking made it out alive.
We're okay.
Promise.
Promise, bro.
Promise, we're okay.
Everyone a locus!
Wait, there's another end?
Wait, you know there's another end?
What do you mean there's another end?
Look in the mirror, Atlantis.
Oh
Never mind
Right here
Oh, okay, so we need this sweetly line.
I found one.
I got one.
I found two, I found two.
I got one.
We need it.
We need it.
We need the eye.
We need the eyes.
We need the eye.
Touch.
Eye, eye, two.
Okay, the eye, I got the eye and then the thing.
Do you have the spider look at the thing or no?
No.
Do you have this one?
No.
Which one do you have?
You have this one?
Two, no.
Yeah, the chromats are low.
Jason.
I have the eye, and I have the eye, and I have this one.
Yeah, it's the Google magic balls for commitment.
They throw bombs off the cymbals and stay still.
Show the spirits who need this gas.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so awed.
These stuff!
There's no way this is the second part, right?
Look at him.
Look at his face.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
That's just anything.
That's just everything.
You remember what hatched in the past?
Nothing happened.
Five minutes.
Are you OK?
I'm smiling.
You still with me.
Do you know who I am?
I'm chasing you, you idiot.
All right.
Oh, no.
Hey!
What is that?
Hey, slow!
Oh, where'd he go?
Wait!
The fuck?
The fucking owl is hard.
It's the owl, bro!
Find the pattern if you like to pass.
If you get along, you'll get the gas.
I got only two options.
who?
the stinky ass owl!
loose booty owl!
yo, what is this? there are only two owls to make the owl who?
left or right?
you guys, if you just take a few gritty things like ours, I don't know anybody!
now we can see if we need to put those wrong stuff in the locker room
oh my god, this thing, this thing, I don't want to think like it's running out
Oh, geez.
Christy's ragged it.
She's angry.
So, back to work with you.
Do we pee?
Oh, we can't if we can't.
Okay, I don't know what to do next.
I don't know what to do next.
You know, here, look.
Simba, look, look, look, look, look, look.
All the same.
All the fucking same.
What the fucking same?
What the fucking same?
All right, bro.
Um, um.
Listen, obviously we can't do something with the goblet, because they gave us the goblet.
Listen, bro.
Not cool.
Maybe...
Wait!
Look!
Asuka!
Look at the symbol!
There's a symbol over there.
No, no, look, look, look.
Asuka, look.
You see these symbols?
It's the same symbol as this.
Maybe...
Put the stick...
On the symbol.
Align it with the symbol.
with the stick
all assembled
align it with the cymbal
there we go
surely right?
Jack fuckin doesn't happen
what did that do?
full RGB
They made it colorful? Like...
We needed that though.
How'd you get it?
Red, blue, look.
Red? Red, blue? Red, blue?
No!
I can't move. There are three states, square in sheep, and three square holes to fit them somewhere in this room.
Jason, come here.
The key, the key, the key, go, go, go. The key, the key, the key.
I can't move to the middle of this one son.
I'm taking this color to see what is flying at the crystal ball.
The red line, the blue line, the green line.
Listen, this is not the fear of light at all.
No, no, it's not. We're not about to get this out of Kibbe's cell.
Uh...
No, you can't. You can't stop humanism.
No! Stop! I said I was just a fun-
Well, you piece of shit! I'm talking to you, you fucking...
I'm talking to you, you fucking...
I'm the same one as you, really?
I just wait for the water to taste it.
I said, wait for the water to taste it.
No, I don't do it funny. I'm just joking.
Okay then. Okay then. Let's figure this shit out. That's the whole point.
We have to figure this out or we miss a place.
I can't. I can't.
I can't either, but listen. Can we just focus for two seconds?
Yeah.
Two seconds. Enough.
Oh my god.
How about...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't know, no, no, no, no!
Ah!
Are you just pissed?
I'm tickled up, I'm tickled up!
EEEEEL!
I'm peeing!
Hey, please let me think!
No, please let me think!
Take your head back!
All right, let me get a seat, then I'll fail completely.
I'm so uncomfortable.
There are free staves!
I swear, I'm being serious when you swear.
Holy shit, don't fit that.
Son of a gun is up in this room.
I have to pee too, man.
I have to pee too.
I bet, I bet.
Let's fail this whole shit.
You want to fail this whole shit?
You want to fail this whole shit?
Because if you pee, then I'm gonna pee too.
Because if you pee, then I get to pee too.
And then it's over.
And then this whole shit's over.
Yeah, it's looking at us, come back.
No, we're not coming back.
Why can't we just pee and come back?
because that's the whole challenge.
Who made this idea?
What kind of sick brain do you have?
Let's go.
All right, love you.
If you don't think about it, it won't happen.
Remember, they said something about square shape.
All right, something about shapes.
Yeah, there's a hint.
Excuse me.
Oh, oh, right here.
Bro, Jason, I can't move too pretty on your piece.
Yes, Mark.
Well, my penis is literally pulsating.
No, fucking.
I just spoke to you.
Listen, listen to them, listen to them.
Howdy!
Howdy!
Find the square holes and place the square-voids rods in them.
Square holes.
Square holes.
What square holes, bro?
Square holes. Square walls.
I was heavy.
Where did I put the square rocks?
Where's the holes?
Maybe looking at them.
What are you doing here?
Help me, bro.
Find the square walls and put the square blocks in them.
Duh.
Where?
Bro, a relight!
We got...
Where?
Help!
Right there, right at the bottom.
Oh my god!
There.
I can't get out right now.
If we fail the spicy challenge we can't fail this.
Yeah, we can't fail it.
Goblin! Green Goblin!
So now we have this.
This has to mean something when we came up with the chest.
Alright.
This is not what you do.
Pour it in.
It's the blue blue.
Fuck.
I'm gonna go and clean that up on the clothes first.
This has to mean something.
What's that?
Oh, I don't know.
All the spirits are making noises.
Did that not say that?
Why did it go silent?
You're not trying, huh?
What's next?
Huh, they're obviously not giving us any more hints because we're just looking cheesy
at this point.
Get to work!
Wait, shh!
Use your walk to assign them to their proper spots.
Use the one to assign them to their proper spots?
To the left of this kiosk.
To the left of the kiosk.
Oh
I care focus I have it
I don't see colors of that in order to be kind of in.
Let's make it all dark blue.
Okay.
Stop.
Orange.
Stop.
In the orange.
Here we go.
There's the orange one dude.
The red one?
Yeah, go grab the syrup.
The red one.
Wait, here we go.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna piss myself to the death.
It's actually getting bad.
Line is actually getting bad.
The light has to be the colors of the gobblers? Yes!
Oh my god, bro, Max decides to...
Press it against the red light!
What the fuck?
Bro, I need a piece, so...
That's a good thing we're not a lot of benefits myself.
I don't know what the fuck he said, what did he say?
I can't think. I'm about to explode.
I'm being serious right now.
We failed. It's a hot spicy challenge.
I'm being serious.
I'm right there.
I need to be.
We're right here.
The sizes, match the sizes in the colors.
So the red marble is the first one because it's the biggest.
You have my sizes.
So each marble is different sizes.
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
I'm really gonna pee myself in the pool.
I'm gonna put a knife in place of myself too.
I'm gonna be a fart, really.
I'm gonna see if I can...
Alright, go for it, go for it.
Fail the challenge.
Fuck you, you're a failure, right?
Fuck you, you're a failure, every day.
I'll lose myself, bro.
What was it, what was it?
So, the size of it, you see,
like this ass of a color,
you see, like this ass of a color,
size and you see like the size of the color right there each size relates to the size of the marbles
so you get the top one it's the national color of the size
no no you tap the light over there
so you're eating the first one because of the bread
Okay.
Okay.
There you go.
Red.
Red is the biggest.
Yellow is the second biggest.
Okay, third phase. Third phase is... Third phase is green, fourth phase is black.
Wait.
Oh, it's all black, bro.
Uh...
Green is black.
Wait, oh, shit.
This is great.
Green, is that green?
Yeah, this is black.
What did you do?
What did you do?
The horse?
The horse?
I did it already.
There's no black, bro!
I'm gonna go.
I need to be out again.
No.
This has to be right.
This has to be right.
He's changing the start of the work.
You're limping, bro.
Alright, so red, yellow, always red, and yellow, yellow is the same face.
Yellow is the same face, this is green.
Red, yellow, green, black, red, yellow, green, black, but black on the village of purple.
I like the lighter.
Okay.
Dude, I actually pissed off a gallon.
Yeah, uh-huh.
I'm holding this here.
red, yellow, green
purple, purple
wait, Jason, listen
shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, I'm right there
purple, orange
Jason
blue
Jason
wait, that's it
Jason, listen, listen
I did it bro
it goes by sizes
fuck yes, we figured that out already
I did it!
I'm getting bro, I'm getting!
I think I'm gonna put her in the car.
I'm gonna put her in the car.
I'm gonna put her in the car.
Maybe we can put our hands on the elbow now.
Both sides.
That's straight.
Right.
Yes, I did it! I did it! Now what?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's time to go run out, bro.
I quit. I don't want to live in the city anymore.
Wait! I literally...
I'm trying to hear, correct?
I have experience in a very funny, indirect combination.
I've literally...
It's not really anywhere, bro.
No.
Right here maybe?
You had the skull, right?
Stand back, bro.
We're going to blow it up.
It's going to blow up.
I love the podium.
Look at the podium.
You feel anything?
You feel it?
You're probably still a thief. I quit, I quit, I quit.
I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play.
The game is so much harder than it ever had to be.
Yeah, uh, yeah, I don't want to play anymore.
I'm gonna miss my stuff.
Do you want to pee?
Jesus, give me this.
Yo, Harry, get this, get this up and fuck out of here, Harry.
Get this out.
Harry, let us fucking leave.
I'm not gonna spin the floor, do you think it's too cold here?
You spin it.
Keep doing it.
Follow me.
I'm confused.
The podium.
What is the podium?
What do you hear in the fireplace?
What? The morning when the stars are on and you hear the fireplace.
Isn't it nice?
Do you hear the fireplace?
Do you see the fireplace?
Oh my God. I think we walked through the fireplace.
Oh.
The stars on it.
What?
What's that supposed to mean? It's like a latch?
The podium with the stars on it near the fire place.
Yes, this one. This one.
So what?
So what?
It's been in it. It's been...
The Guardian Leviosa!
How do I get out of here?
Wait, look at that. That's the point of your clue.
Oh my god.
Oh.
What does this mean? Crystal stone?
What does this mean? What does this mean?
Yes, I can't focus on it.
I don't think you have to do it.
I know what it means.
Look, look, look.
Casey, look. Did you see the sound in here?
Uh-huh.
Okay, I can talk to you a little bit.
Put this out here.
Put this out here.
Put this out here.
Put this out here.
Yeah.
It shows the side and the middle.
So the green line, the crystal small, over here.
Oh, wait, that's not the crystal small.
This is the crystal small.
Oh, that was there.
Yeah.
Swimming, right?
What's that?
Ice Golem?
What's that?
Green Eye Golem today.
Green Eye Golem today.
The fish look like a little one.
Yeah.
What's an ice golem?
I don't know.
Where is it?
Oh nice, that's good, that's good, okay.
Uh, the class behind you open.
Oh my gosh.
You okay with me this time?
Let's go.
We won.
We won?
We won?
There's no reason behind this.
Wait, where's the exit?
Like this is
Wait don't pick these up
Oh my god, we're going to get high like a silkie.
Oh shit, that's how fucking people sleep.
I'm going to piss myself.
You need a few wands?
You need like five wands?
Wait, look at this, Ishaan!
Look at this, look at this, look at this!
No, look at it!
Where's your tools, Danny?
I'm getting mushrooms!
Oh, here, where are you?
Why aren't you in the light?
Is it dark in here?
No, there's a bit on the camera.
Uh, just one of those.
I'm getting a feeling here.
Oh, you didn't try them?
Let's get on, Danny.
Fine.
Do you want to prevent a mixture?
How easy do you think it is, Danny?
But then, if you put a little of your muscles in my hand, take the muscles, you will be done.
I have to...
Take it off.
Take it off.
Take it off.
Let's pull the muscles.
You can do it in time.
Okay.
I'll pull the muscles now.
Okay.
I can see it.
I'm gonna take it off.
Let me start you with your muscles.
Faster, faster.
Over the hush.
What was that?
We quite a lot more.
Pick it up.
Over.
Not bad.
Now we need to blend the whole hush.
Alas me.
Stop.
No, no, no, help me!
Over there.
I'm here.
I'm back with business.
I think it's not even registering.
Fucking kid, I mean you should be asking.
Let's do it again.
Wait, so we have enough time left.
This means we have time.
Well done. We need to transfer these bottles faster.
Make sure you have a magnet that you don't have.
Not back. Now we need to blanch more mushrooms.
Stop.
Damn it, bro!
Not back. Now we need to blanch more mushrooms.
Blanch it quickly.
Blanch, blanch, just a minute.
I'm sorry.
Are you fucking kidding me, Bear?
Quickly!
We've arrived in a new way!
Not bad.
Now we need to blanch more mushrooms.
Stop!
Not bad.
Now we need to blanch more mushrooms.
Yo fuck this game.
Stop!
Stop!
Add more time on your shit too.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
We need to go after him right now.
I knew this goes! Jason!
Oh my god.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Brother!
Brother, you're telling me we need fucking three more- four more pieces?
No, no, no, that's not-
That's what the mushroom cream says, we listen to the mushroom king.
That's not good.
He's not your fucking animal.
Oh, I actually like this again.
Gold piece, I'm gonna go this. I'm gonna play it.
Alright, now...
Hmm.
You got this.
Notice how every horn has a different size to it.
They tell us who.
They're not a root.
Damn, how'd you do all that?
I need a red one.
I already got the blue one and I need a white one.
Got it.
Yeah, I just did that.
Let's do it.
That's Sparkle!
You're done, apprentices! You've brought back my dying meatluck and saved the kingdom!
You're showing our early magicians to serve in the kingdom!
Fuck off! Get in the house!
We did it, bro!
You were my assistant!
We saw and you couldn't hurt us!
Oh, we did it, we did it!
Now, for your first and last time!
Before I met you, I noticed we were getting
dangerous people on TV's!
Congratulations!
WOOOOOO!
Thank you, I'm not gonna lie.
We did it in the last minute!
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
No.
Dude, that's a lot.
You did it in the last minute. That's crazy.
Congratulations, you guys.
Did you guys have a favorite puzzle? I think one was a little too hard.
No, it was pretty easy.
Honestly, the hardest one was the owl, because now you know what to kill.
I wouldn't say trial and error is the problem.
So it's not like we give you the pattern, you have to figure it out in the game.
I like the mushroom one.
Mushroom one?
No, it's a really hard one.
Other than that, I can feel like it's pretty epic.
All right, well, congratulations once again to you guys.
If you guys wanted before we ended up, you could always take any photo of these like,
like any pictures or anything like that.
All right, well, that's an emergency order.
Mike, yes.
All right.
It's all right, man. We gotta escape to the room.
I literally peed out my whole house.
Bro, tell me though, I peed like a gal in the water.
We did it though, at least we finished it.
That was a mission today.
State-burned, we went to Japan.
To actual Japan?
Yeah.
Did you just get in today, then?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
How was it?
It was incredible.
It was an iron.
Exactly.
The tie was gel agar.
Yeah.
So then we got off the plane, and we just went
shaking for a bit.
Yeah, we just kept it by the lot, didn't we?
Wow, they'd get you right there.
Hey, thank you, sir.
Yes, of course.
Take care, guys.
All right?
I'm putting a thank you.
Have a good one.
Hope to see you again soon.
Yep.
That was lit.
Scared room
I'm leaving this bitch.
Um, you need to take me back to my car.
I got you.
Um...
What the stream? What the viewers?
Fought Valentine.
Hey chat, you know who's in this chat?
No, honestly, there's nothing.
Grab some tuning in.
I appreciate y'all.
Hope y'all stay good.
Nice knowing y'all.
Until the next.
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