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I promise you that's 20 minutes.
20 minute walk?
Yeah.
So what they did is, they dropped everybody over here because they dropped over there for chaos.
So you gotta run low key.
What?
Yeah.
I mean, you gotta stream in there.
I mean, you gotta stream in there.
Might be a way to get you guys involved.
We gotta go for it.
We gotta go.
Please.
Oh my God.
Please be in here, bro.
I'm starting.
I'm starting too.
I'm starting too.
Wait, I don't have the other thing.
It's my first one.
It's my first one.
Hey listen, oh I don't have cash on me, fuck those people, fuck those people, fuck those people
Bro, it's my first bro
Oh my god, we're late, oh my god, we're late there
Yo, I don't know if we'll have an hour, yo
Yo, it's 20-minute walk in Spain, we gotta fucking go
Oh my god, we gotta go
My god, leave that place
Please
We're gonna have a poor 80L
Sir
Where is he going?
Yo, I need to go to Sweden, start it bro
No
My god, oh my god, where we go?
Please please
Wow, he has got them in both of them.
How's that, bro?
Yeah, they did the excited thing. Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, he's excited. He's excited.
I did the excited. Yeah, that's Marlin. That's Lacey Yugi.
Yeah, we'll go go go.
No!
You get him! Go for it!
Yes! Thank you!
Tell God he bought me a score already.
He bought me a score.
I don't know.
No, don't start with something.
Is there a ride, actually?
It's enough for you to ask.
I'm trying, I'm trying with y'all.
They're saying an elephant's horn.
What?
They just started the game.
Please.
No, no, no, we have to go, bro.
Bro, he said it's a 20-minute walk around here.
I got you, I got you.
You got me? You got us?
Please, sir.
Yes!
Sweet God!
I'm coming, sweetie!
Come on man!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
We gotta go!
The next one, the next one!
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
I see it, I see it, I see it!
Oh my god, the team's sweet and gold!
I don't even believe this.
Yo bro, please, I need a point.
Yes, yes.
Hey, Bambay! Hey, Bambay!
He has V-axis!
He actually plays for France!
My boys boys!
It's the biggest in my life!
It's the biggest in my f***ing life!
It's f***ing the f***!
Yeah, real quick bro!
What the f*** are you doing?
I don't, I don't!
Thank you, man, thank you!
Alright, thank you, bro!
Thank you!
See ya, see ya!
What's up, bro? How you doing?
I'm chilling, man!
Let's go friends, yeah!
We gotta go yo, we gotta go
Thank you so much
Yes, I got my butthole fondled at the airport because I thought I was smuggling drugs into New Jersey, but we're here. We made it
No, no, no, no...
We're gonna get that whole shit man, that's good, but hey, we got, we got the golf car somehow, some way.
I just landed from the airport bro, we, oh it's just landed.
Let's go friends!
I'm gonna make it!
Let's go, let's go!
Can we not run though? Can we fucking...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
I
Do your fucking job
I don't have the skin, I'm a
Like what is rums doing bro, why did I bring my phone if rums isn't gonna switch my ingest
All right rums you're fired
Okay, we're going to get it, we're going to stop calling my boy Lacey here on the fish.
You're dead for me.
My ass off.
We can make a force back ten.
Five minutes enough?
Where's Lacey?
LACE!
They just say you're Jim Carter.
Fuck this force.
I'm gonna have nothing to gain.
Football players are forced.
you
I'm calling an Uber!
Why'd you start running on with you?
No, we're the dinosaurs!
Why'd you start running on with you?
You were the dinosaurs!
Ash, what's your default?
Same there, walkie-score.
Contrary everything.
Contrary everything.
What?
What?
Ah!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Damn, where's the fucking entrance?
I'm dead. Holy fuck.
It doesn't help that it's any degrees.
It doesn't help that it's any degrees.
God, you're still never ending.
It's the worst walk to get in.
Like the worst one.
It was not as bad as it was.
What the fuck?
Help!
They're trying to make it to the game!
Violet! Violet!
It doesn't go nowhere!
It doesn't go nowhere!
Guys!
Guys!
It doesn't go nowhere, it doesn't go nowhere!
Wait, can I have a water?
Yes, take care.
Can you give me one?
Okay.
We're full, man.
Sorry, bro.
Cool this guard.
No, don't try to get in the right fucking score.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
The other guard.
This ain't time, time for sweet it, time for that.
Oh no.
Can you see the light right now?
There's a gold.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Look out, he's not even fucking playing with your tires.
Yeah, yeah, we're making sure that we are.
I also got to do the missing my flight signal later.
Thank you so much sir, thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Thank you, you're a hero, seriously.
You're a hero, bro.
My flight boards are going 850 game and that's seven airports an hour away
Yes, you know if we miss I'm doing the rest of the year
Oh, thank you sir
What we've taken this before
The exact model.
Nothing for the boomerang pocket.
Wait, Lacey's doesn't.
Send it to him, send it to him.
I can screenshot it.
Yeah, yeah, you can screenshot a ticket or not.
Ah, take a ticket.
What?
What can you do? Is there anything to do?
Lacey, I don't like that I have a ticket.
Lacey's not here, bro.
I'll go.
Ah, you can't take a ticket.
You can't share it like you eat.
I can send it through email.
Send your email, Lacey.
Send your email.
I'm about to pee you guys
What score
I'm gonna send this the lazy use this email address
um
picky
they're saying 2-1 already
I said let's do it
you sure?
what?
what?
no, you got the battery pack
no, you got the battery pack
wait, what?
wait, what?
wait why why'd you tell him that he put it in his face though?
he moved in his dick!
holy shit!
what?
brother he just...
don't get sick because you won't get in
brother he just accused him of something he didn't do
he would just make it short
it doesn't matter that's the case
he would just make it short
alright
brother
my friend is like he was the president of the football club
like what?
a banger
Don't get sleep
Oh, fuck, I might get it!
No, that's not a sword!
Fuck, I'll have to get it.
I brought some of the stuff.
Sorry brother.
Next one, next one, next one, next one, next one.
Get the mud in here.
I feel like we've run more than the players that's right your big-ass dick
big-ass dick motherfucker dick
I got a chill I got to let you guys slow down man
Come on! No stopping! No stopping! No stopping!
No stopping!
Yeah, no stopping.
No!
No!
No!
Wait, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
Hold it.
No, we're doing a fucking split-shot.
We're doing better than the players. Let go.
Exactly.
Breathe your techniques.
Finish this didn't work.
Come there.
Hey, what's the reason you like to do it, Bob?
What was your name?
Oh, fuck, calm us in.
Stop it!
What do you think this is?
Stop it! I'm turning the button!
Fine.
Fine.
Stop it!
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on!
Fight it!
Fight it!
Come on!
Let's go!
Come on!
okay
hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it
hold that...
I can't show you
hold my car
come here, come here
one more on my left
one more on my left
We're so close, we're so close, man.
Bro, young guys wouldn't believe us right now.
Young guys wouldn't believe us.
We made it!
MADAM!
Hey, what's my seat?
It's my seat 18.
Hey, also, that's Lacey's seat.
Lacey's coming.
Lacey's coming.
He told me to run because it's raining.
He said go.
It's right.
It's right.
It's away.
Hold on.
Let me.
What is it?
What is this?
Is that a chain?
It's yellow. We got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mine is white. Mine is white.
Alright, go now.
Alright, go now.
Thank you.
I
Thank you
Lacey's good.
We made it!
Come on, Sweden!
Let's go! I'm the pain!
It's a pain!
Let's go, Josh!
Let's go, let's go!
I
Can't read buddy. Oh huge huge. It was there right now
I see what's left out. Oh, listen. I see so many workers the Swedish games that road. Just go just go
Oh, please either take these people out, bro. It's this ball for no way
Oh, he's combo-speeding!
So I can't wait to make a two-tuck after you, please!
Incoming!
Oh, God, oh, God!
Ah!
Oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
It's offside! It's offside!
Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of here!
Offside everyone talking about let's go
Let's go
Let's go
Hold it
Hold it
Hold it
Hold it
Oh my god
Hang on guys, go be a good game
Go be a good game
Let's go again
Offside on who?
Oh my god.
Fucking big tater.
He's a big tater.
I said it's not funny.
When Marliss is fucking there.
Okay.
Run, Julie!
Yo, I'm not gonna run.
Oh my god.
Woo!
It's close to the pitch.
Is it even with the pitch?
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna have a mortgage.
Mortgage?
I don't want to pay for it.
Bro, they honestly might need you.
Mortgage.
You might even put a jersey on him, bro.
He's so cool.
Oh, my God, bro.
Hey!
Oh, so it's France, but then the Rents.
Okay, that France versus the Rents is...
Oh, my God, it's so close.
Oh, my God, it's so close.
I don't like the rule, but I have to be their body to do this.
Oh yeah, that's okay.
Elanga, come here, Bruno!
Oui, oui!
Aleblou! Aleblou!
Aleblou!
Yeah, that's the name of the challenge.
Aleblou!
Yes, yes, yes.
Aleblou! Aleblou!
Aleblou!
No, no, it's not Aleblou.
Aleblou.
It's not Aleblou.
It's not Aleblou!
Where the fuck is this?
Where the fuck is this place here bro?
Look here.
No way, my baby doesn't have a asset yet.
No.
I
Oh
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Did you bring yours or what?
No, my phone is not on the phone.
My phone is not on the phone.
He's flipping around.
Right there, right there, right there.
Yo, we're back, we're back, chef.
Are we back?
My phone is not on the phone.
Go.
We're still taking pictures.
What the fuck did you get a coke from?
No, this is that cookie monster.
Don't even think about the game at all.
What the fuck?
Oh, look at him.
Of course, what the fuck is up with that?
What the fuck is up with that?
What the fuck is up with that?
Unbelievable.
What the fuck is up with that?
Unbelievable.
What the fuck is up with that?
Unbelievable.
Nice to meet you.
I got it.
I got scared.
Nice to meet you.
I like it, bro.
I'm great to play.
I love you.
I'm great to play.
I'm great to play.
I'm great to play.
Nice pick up.
I'm just gonna play.
I'm just gonna play.
I can't wait to see it.
I can't wait to see it.
Oh my god, he's wet. He's wet. He's ass. He's ass. Oh my god, he's wet. He's wet.
Oh my god. Oh my god. That was y'all's normal, bro. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
They're so, they're so...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna set that down sweet, by the way.
Set that down sweet.
It's a very bad that was made with Marley.
No need to bother.
It's not going to go well.
Hey, you're bringing tickets, right?
You're bringing tickets?
I'm not paying you.
Yeah.
No.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh
28 minutes there was so far we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
right
We get to see what's going on.
They've got to come sell their laheim.
I'm going to the carob.
You ready?
You ready?
You ready?
No.
No.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no! Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I love you! I love you!
It's coming! It's coming!
No, I'm not gonna! I'm not gonna!
It's coming!
Oh!
It's coming!
It's coming!
Oh, they got a boom!
They got a boom!
They got a boom!
There's somebody else in this car!
I
Can we get a hold of the boss leader please?
something nice about the buffet very soon
we're out! we're out! we're out!
he's out here, he's out there, practically, he's in
no, no
oh no!
oh lord!
You suck the shit! You suck the shit!
No, no!
Twice, twice!
You know what that means?
You know what that means, right?
Sweden's women just because that's the luck on our side.
We've got no signs, yeah.
I'm not gonna miss the price now.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, but he wants to back though.
Anyway, away, away, away, away, away, away.
That's his goal.
That's his goal.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's sweet.
I'm staying here.
That'd be insane.
That'd be insane.
I'm fed how long before I'm parking the bus, everybody on the line, everybody in the back line,
we're gonna corner, we're gonna go, we stay in the back.
Oh, y'all can't go on the road!
Oh
no no no
Lazy what are you on bro pay attention to the game
half time half time
it's a little hard to like you don't play the watch
you can't see it out
I see those right here.
They press a second and pull through when they switch house with the watch.
I see this.
I see those here.
I see one halftime.
I come in and close the team a little bit.
Okay.
I'll give you a round of applause.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Make sure you all watch the day line up with us, okay?
We're trying to do it, bro.
Yep, and, uh, ready?
Ready?
Jason looks like a minion.
Hey, he's calling you fat!
I mean, he's a couple of hours.
Get out, bro!
I mean, bro, that's like, that's like your evil twin, Lacey.
It's a pretty good one.
It's a nice little spinout.
What a bumper!
You're digging.
No, no, no!
Take it. No!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Oh my god, you guys!
What the hell is that?
That was a really bad one.
That's what we're here for.
That's what we're here for.
That's what we're here for.
That's what we're here for.
I
Let me go let me go
Yo, I'm telling you
Your voice
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Listen, we are asking you and listen, listen.
What are you doing?
I'm going to go to the police station.
Stop, stop.
I'm going to go to the police station.
What is going on?
What is going on?
He's talking.
What are you doing?
W. God.
What are you doing?
I'm telling you bro, all we need is one chest and then part the bus.
All we need is one chest and then part the bus.
I don't care.
Hey, fella, you got a hat on?
I'm Zoya Luka.
Wow!
Zoya Luka!
Go for a jam, guys.
Zoya Luka!
Go for a jam, guys.
Zoya Luka!
You can't have to set this one up, man!
No, they're not!
Just this close, boy!
Three times close!
This close, boy!
Come on, Elie!
Elie, Elie, Elie!
I can't get it!
The left, the left!
Yo, beast!
No, I'm not a robber, I'm 23 years old!
Yes!
Why do you always take your positions instead of right now?
That's what they were setting me for.
No, it's 1v2!
No!
What?
Oh, you're hard!
Sweet, I can't run!
I got hard, bro!
It's not enough!
It's not enough!
It's not enough!
We do go home!
We do go home, bro!
Time to go home!
I'm not gonna finish this game this time.
I just wanna see this.
How do I tell you?
The script is already in the script.
I don't know where he's going to play Cup of the Third day.
I'm just going to put it out there.
I'm just going to let you know when we get to see him.
We're going to be sitting in line.
We're going to sit down.
We're going to have a birthday we might wait for.
I'm not going to lie.
We're going to have to slow you off.
Again, again, again.
Again, again, again.
Oh, what a ball, what a ball, what a ball.
What a ball, what a ball.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Listen, listen, that's me bro.
Locked in.
One hole, one chance.
I want to speak to him right now.
So, let's go to Buffett!
Look at Barclay, bro!
What was that?
Come on, you can do it!
Alele!
Blow!
Alele!
Blow!
Alele!
Blow!
Alele!
Blow!
Alele!
Why is he screaming?
Why is he screaming?
Why is he screaming?
No, no, stop it.
What is that?
Ball!
Ah, shit!
No, boy, you can't go through out there and get inside of me.
There we go!
There we go, Sweden!
There we go!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
Oh, it's like, oh!
There's too many chairs. It's really...
No one has finished.
Oh!
What is happening, though?
I don't hear the voice!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
They just watched them stop gaining.
It's coming through.
No, it's coming through.
It's coming through.
He's up. He's up. Go, he's up. Go, he's up.
I guess he's up.
Go Attlete!
Move, move!
Hey, what is this halfway?
Sorry I was like, come on, come on!
Ale-le-block! Ale-le-blo-! Ale-le-block!
I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that.
I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that.
I'll take that. I'll take that.
We've got to press the best person who will shoot outside the box. Press them both.
Here we go. Go! Go! Go!
Yeah, the hearts not in the middle.
No, it is not, but that's why I said this can go.
This goes to pens.
The way the mean is playing right now, put it on the keyboard, but it's not top one.
Top one now is to beat the guy who has the world record.
Who?
This guy in the world record.
I mean, I'm gonna do it.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Ah, like this is like...
Don't take it!
It's not good!
It's not good!
Hold it, hold it!
No, no!
No, it's not!
No, no!
Again, again, again!
Go home, man!
Go home!
Let's go, go home!
Go home!
The whole fucking industry!
The whole fucking industry, bro!
Oh
this shit never beats all these things
thump thump
No!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOO
No no no!
You can't run!
Take my hand!
Take my hand!
Nooooooooo!
Nooooo!
He's spawning!
He's spawning!
He's spawning!
You can't run!
You can't run!
Run for the chance!
Oh
Yeah!
Whoo!
Oh, no!
Oops, oh, wait, they're finished, bro.
We're watching him, Bobbi!
Yeah!
Switch! Switch! Switch!
Switch to mine! Switch to mine!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
He sent us into the stands!
He's got us into the...
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
That's the good chance they're not making it. That's the difference between Mbappe and
And and and and and in gilkers
You
Oh
I'm on my iPhone. We're good. We're good. We're good. Actually, iPhone quality is we're good
These must be sitting there
Yeah.
All this print dead in your face?
Yeah, you was jiggling.
That's just the idea.
I sure see you in my face.
I'm just gonna buy that.
You're the best.
I'm just gonna buy that.
This is solid.
This is solid.
This is solid.
This is solid.
This is solid.
This is solid.
This is solid.
This is solid.
Bro, they said, they said that was not the time, bro.
That was friends.
Oh, oh, oh!
Good friends, it's great.
Now I'm the sweetest boy at all.
Well, to be honest, though, we've had two clear tests.
We'll be right back.
Good job, boys!
That's big!
That's big!
That's big!
Give it to you!
Give it to you!
Your score goes up.
Oh
They might get a little hectic boys
Oh
We need to move bro
What's happening?
I did that.
It's alright.
I did that.
This is your second half.
Second half.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Get a flick.
Let me get one flick.
I got you.
Do I have a fifth?
Do you want me to sit up?
Oh, that's fine.
Come on.
This is a little crazy.
I got a lot.
I don't know what you're doing.
I thought you said sit up.
No, we let us get more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm being a little bit serious.
We're being too much.
Too many bodies.
Come on, let me get one more.
I'm being a little bit serious.
I'm being a little bit serious.
I'm being a little bit serious.
too many bodies
yeah for sure
should we get big?
let's go to Olivia
I've never been this stressful. I've never used just my life. I got seen on five times worse.
That's my god!
You know that?
I wish.
I wish.
I wish.
You got it.
Woo!
Can I get a hand?
Yeah!
Take it!
Take it!
Go for it!
Take it!
Go for it!
Go for it!
Take it!
Go for it!
Go for it!
Go for it!
Go for it!
Awesome!
Oh, man!
You're right here!
What is it?
What is it?
It's on my mugging.
You mug me.
Oh god, oh no.
It's red bro.
You're weird as fuck.
Oh god, you're weird!
You're weird!
I just brutalized somebody, you know.
Bro, you're gonna have to dismiss everybody in jail.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to play with you!
I don't want to play with you!
I don't want to play with you!
He is my love, Colombia!
My love!
Everybody!
Everybody give me the moment!
Not a funny sign!
Not a funny sign!
I'm hearing about a monster right now!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey!
Hi, Marnus.
Hi, Marnus!
Marnus, did you have a good month?
Yeah.
I appreciate your work.
I'm really happy for you.
We appreciate it.
Thanks, bro.
I appreciate it.
I hope you guys come back.
Come back?
We're gonna witness it.
Yeah, we're gonna witness it.
I'm gonna light it, bro.
No light in here, bro.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Yo, yo, where's Olivia Rodrigo?
Hey, hey, boy, that's the real Telemundo right there.
The real fucking thing.
The real Telemundo.
Oh, my God.
I got out of there.
That's why I do this.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Introduce the place, band of the men.
I don't think I'm going to make my flight.
Let's go.
It's the first day of our tour today.
And the next thing that we have to do is make it so clear.
Congratulations.
This is the day we're going to do the next.
Chad, this is what we're looking at right now.
That's all.
I just want to say, of course, of course, you have more to have run.
Waze you.
Waze you.
This is the stadium.
Yes
I should be right there boys.
Yes, I should be.
Look at my man.
Look at my man.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'm going to take off my shirt.
I'm going to wear it.
No, no, no.
When you score on this side.
Whoever scores, I'm going to take off my shirt.
I'm going to take off my clothes.
Eugene Carter.
Really Eugene Carter.
Yeah, my mom named me Eugene.
That's her name.
Michael?
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
Michael.
I can't go right this way.
Bro, France might score 3 on this side.
They would save it in the close.
This might be legendary.
How you doing guys?
Yo, what game?
One of the players would come and give me a jersey right now.
I'm not a fan of football.
I don't like to play with players like that.
I'm not even going to play with them.
Hey, tell them to play.
Tell them to make it 3 more.
I don't like that.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Run!
Run!
What are you doing?
It's all a boy, bro.
Oh, it's all a boy.
It's a girl.
Thank you, brother.
God, thank you, brother.
God, thank you, brother.
God, thank you, brother.
Ah!
Hey!
You better be back at another game, brother!
Woo!
Hey, USA games, though?
You asked you to be legendary.
You asked you to be legendary!
USA, tomorrow!
You know those movies, I knew them guys.
I can't go to USA games.
but but in spirit i'll be there in a series
my name is maybez
my name is maybez
i love to be playful
i'm interested in you
i'll be there with you
oh that needs to bring three more times
three more times
i'm ready to make a video
take this and also scream man
do it
i'm gonna have a bar of saladazz
i'm gonna have a bar of saladazz
whatever i see in hummus
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill you!
Why the fuck did a player closest to him give you a gun?
Wow!
I
I don't want to do any more Berksies.
I don't wanna do it anymore, what the fuck?
No.
No, I don't!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Aaaaaaaah!
Facing! Facing!
Oh, my God!
Come on!
Oh, my God!
Keep your feet down!
I don't know what to do!
Oh, wait a minute, I spotted him!
KARA HINO, you ready?
Come on, let's go!
Let's go!
Come on, make it.
Come on!
What're you doin'?
3, 2, 1!
Shut your bitch up, you call me a thug.
I'm calling for...
Six thousand! Six thousand! Six thousand!
Six thousand! Six thousand!
Six thousand! Six thousand!
Six thousand!
Excuse me.
I think that was...
I think that was...
Hey!
Six thousand! Six thousand!
What, bro? What, bro? That's what, bro?
She's down right now.
She's down.
Yes, she's down!
She's down, please!
Oh my God, she's down!
We just have to go to the game.
She's in the game.
She's in the game.
She's in the game.
I only get a chicken tender.
I only get a chicken tender.
They're not done.
They're heroes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's our boy, Jack.
That's our boy.
I have to post that picture again.
Stop telling me to brush my teeth.
I have one more teeth.
Oh my God, fuck you, shit dog!
I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
You're different. You're different.
Thank you.
It's OK.
It's OK.
He's going to score read it from the morning states.
He's going to send a sweet to win.
But then he's crazy.
This is how it's going to be.
You know what sweet, but he's sent out.
It's OK.
OK.
Mbappe!
Mbappe, get out of the way.
OK.
Mbappe!
Mbappe!
Mbappe!
HELLO!
HELLO!
I'm gonna do that!
I'm coming back to the side of the gym!
I want to take the top of the gym!
I'm coming back to the side of the gym!
I want to take the top of the gym!
That's what you say!
HELLO!
It's happening, it's happening, bro!
HELLO!
It's happening, bro!
I'm gonna do that.
Come on here, right, see?
I see the yellows below, bro.
I didn't brush my teeth because I got up and flying, how the f**k you go?
We cannot go home like that, it's not the end of the world.
They're going back to the Swedish case.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
That's our boy, guys.
That's a boy. That's a boy. That's a boy.
Yeah, but that's mad.
I don't want to be like that. Do we mad?
We like it.
What do you think the coach told friends?
Like, play easy now, play back a little bit, keep attacking.
Yes, Chad, we will be doing a loss to New York Everglades, yes, all the books are going to be lost.
I'm lazy! Lazy!
Hey, lazy friend!
Hey mama, control your kid, huh? How about that?
I wish someone would come up to me and run my ass.
I wish but I don't want to have this fucking football in my face.
You listen to this.
You listen to this.
You listen to this.
You listen to this.
You listen to this and say, I'm ready!
The ballet!
Oh my god, he wants to give the ballet a go.
He wants to give the ballet a go.
The ballet actually finished 100.
He wants to give the ballet a go.
you
you
you
you
you
I can't believe it!
Hey, was that...was that Swedish fish, Katie?
Ah, Swedish fish.
Oh, Swedish fish.
Oh, Swedish fish.
Hey, hey!
I can't believe I'm a fish.
I hear food is fire.
Now that I think of it, I hear food is fire.
I
You know what he means?
We need to start now.
You meant to switch right here.
They still here.
You gotta pray.
He completely missed the ball.
I would have banged as you did.
Y'all are only going to be no more unified, I kill you bigger than I see you, not no more come.
Oh, wait, old thing?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Well, no, you fucking, I hate you guys.
Well, no, this is why your thing is always two.
Huh? Who'd buy this? They're home!
Six of them to furniture and even be at hot dogs!
Fuck you, man!
Yeah, PewDiePie. I'm scared of PewDiePie.
PewDiePie. Who's voted?
Yeah, I'm not alive.
He's not real talented.
I mean, they did, though.
Based on this game plan.
Yo, Sweden! To win you need to score!
Oh, thank you.
I got one.
Here we go.
This is like a movie, this is like a movie.
This is like a movie.
Let's go.
What are y'all right now?
It's like they're at a wedding.
Come on.
Come on, man.
I'm going to lose him.
Oh my god, this BV is crazy. Oh my god! Oh my god!
Hey!
He's so natural.
This guy in person is crazy. The way he moves?
He's not a single player on Sweden who goes, okay?
He's just the best player in the world.
After a double.
Okay?
All right, following up there, we'll stop him.
You, you, you, you like that open-up shot about the Swedish players?
Yeah, I don't even know what Smith did in the playboots.
Bro, I know Uperies, and that's about it, bro.
That's not in the face, that's not in the face.
That's not in the face, that's not in the face.
W-50!
W-50!
Holy shit!
For friends!
D.B. by the bag!
My dog, bro!
There we go!
Don't we suck?
Don't we suck?
Ahhhh!
Aaah!
Noooo!
Go away!
You're kidding us, you are the one who has the most people.
ESA!
You're kidding me?
You're kidding me, the police are trying to escape
and the cops are trying to get in on you.
You don't even know what ESA looks like.
He's looking for the belly!
That's our boy.
It's our boy, the belly!
Number 8.
That's single phone disciples.
Wow, wow!
Oh, next thing you know, Bobby doesn't pass.
They're really playing with y'all.
Let it go! Let it go!
Oh, my God!
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna say it like that.
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say?
I'm falling over here.
I want to say five on the sweetest hand type, low key.
I want to say five on y'all.
It's like Paul and my god Jim and my mom, I think it's the engine's windowsill, I've been in the car for that.
I'm not a control though.
I gotta be free for three or two more minutes.
Why does it gotta be here?
You fucking cake, we broke it.
It's an agent kid that came up and we were just looking around for his mom.
He's like, you know that gotta be free.
I'll be honest, 10 minutes from 90, I'll be right back.
Like 10 minutes from the 90, 90, we'll be back.
That means that you're going to go into the air.
That's not going to go.
That's not going to be that.
That's not going to be that.
That's not going to be that.
Most people are crazy.
Avoid these people.
Likewise.
That's not going to be on the edge.
Wait for the camera.
Please.
We went on TV?
You're going to get on TV in the end of this game too.
You'll be like, ahhh!
That's what he does about me.
It makes it like Frank's going up against the ice.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wow, it's really cool, it's a list of all of them.
To be honest though, this, you see this right here.
This kind of mess is what we're going to say.
Look at this, this is everything.
You have to play the right side of the building.
Yeah, honestly, I mean, I'm not sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to drink it right here.
Have you like you
It makes never the least we're never down
Yeah, I'm sorry, but we didn't stop it.
I don't speak it with a bit of control of all here.
Go, go, go, 30 minutes to go.
The last 30 minutes were half a walk.
We're gonna cross, we're gonna go.
Come back season.
Come on.
It is really bad. I can fuck this thing, bro.
Fuck this thing.
I thought you were talking about the same thing.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good night, good night.
Oh, look at that bang. He wants a hat. He wants a hat trick.
Up it, put it there!
This guy's covered his fucking ears like a little kid.
I mean, buddy, it's fine.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say how it is.
I'm gonna say how it is right now.
It is super unplayable.
It is very unplayable. I'm gonna say how it is right now.
Friends? No, friends, friends are cheating.
I'm a good book.
I'm gonna say it right now, bro.
Bro, none of these players.
Let me, really let me out.
What the fuck yo?
Yo, what the fuck yo?
Yo!
They're asking just something about my great-agey chanel, brother.
You guys are thug.
Mother, they think they're done.
They're going home.
They're going home.
They're gonna give a fuck.
Give a fuck to me.
Oh my god!
Get that shit out of there.
Good save.
Not enough, though. Not enough.
I'm standing right now. What I was saying was, bro, no friends players.
Let's ask you some friends. You've been from all over the place, bro.
They were just born in France. That's just cheating, bro. Let's down it. That's cheating.
That counts.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, who's racist?
I say racist.
Who would be racist?
Who would be racist?
I think I said, uh, what should we call it?
Wait, we can test that.
We can say A.G.
Are you?
Wait, meat?
Everybody, let's get an L racist on you.
I hate that shit.
W-10, do you want a 10?
I can't read the rule.
I don't know, I'm actually serious, we can do two goals with a good pass.
Two goals with a pass, we'll take it over.
Yes, let's go.
I want to know what is going on with you
You're the best of all, you're the best of all
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I want to know what is going on with you
When the sun is going down in the sky
I
Oh
I'm here, people, to meet this bitch.
I don't know about a lot of things, but now I'm with them.
What about you, man?
How long have you been fucking with them, huh?
How about you start screaming in front of such a snive in the World Cup, huh?
How about that?
That's too fucking far, asshole.
We've never been in a World Cup.
Next year's all year.
The next four years is all year.
What did Toby say, Jack?
Toby said it, he told me Jack!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, in my face!
In my face!
Oh, I'm saved!
Hey, you want to go to the worst part of this?
I'm just gonna bump in and laugh.
My new side bro is all good over these live lives.
You guys seen him laugh?
You seen him laugh?
He just laughed.
He just laughed fast.
He's not.
How you gonna play that for him, bro?
You crazy?
I hate cheering for a puppy.
Yeah.
Hey, they're doing the row shit.
Whoa, whoa!
I want to do this.
Whoa!
Corner, corner, corner, right?
Corner!
We have...
He's coming!
At least we can not be here, bro.
At least we can not be here.
So he's got 20mls left.
He's got 20mls to go home.
They're all gonna play with him.
So, what have you realized?
but it's embarrassing.
Wow.
Oh!
Ah!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
What a goal from the moped.
I'm trying to go all the way to the left, but I can't get to the right.
I'm through for the muckers.
One more, one more.
I'm quick on the way.
Oh my god, that's gonna be the best thing I've ever done.
Wow.
He literally got a bad message with your team.
He got a bad message with your team.
Wow.
Wow.
What a fucking man.
Wow.
Literally get playing with my fucking mom.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Bro, cry, cry, cry, cry.
Cry, bro.
No, man, don't blame yourself.
I don't know, man, it's okay.
Come on.
Come on, bro, cry.
Come on, bro, cry.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, bro, come on, bro.
Come on, bro, come on, bro.
Bro, bro, you're gonna get it.
I can't believe I have a coffee to go!
You love your mother, huh?
This game is the imba-baaay!
The mother hatch is coming!
WB Bones!
That's great that he screams.
That's great.
Let's go, Spurr, by the Michigan side.
Come on, man.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, that's great news right there.
That's embarrassing.
Three-oh!
Oh, can I say, it's three-oh, it's sad.
I have a lot of stitches in there.
Yo, here's your note. We should pay tribute to Sweet Everett and go to Ikea.
Yes! Yo, get some Ikea meatballs and go to Ikea hot dog.
Cause I'm hungry, low key.
Me too.
I just saw you on TV.
It's 3-0. I'm gonna go now.
I don't know how to put them back, but I'll put them back.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
Come back, season, let's go!
Let's go!
Volute!
One more, one more, one more, one more!
One more!
I won one!
That's my sad violin.
He's definitely not offside, definitely not offside.
three goals offside
that's all I wanna play?
alright that's it
three goals offside
why are y'all worshiping the USA?
it's Dembelec they subbed out
they are resting Dembelec
they are resting, they are calling their winner Dembelec
they are resting Dembelec
here you go
All right.
I'm going to make the call.
I'll be right.
You got it.
You got it.
Today is September,
it's 18,660!
Woo!
Oh, my.
Thank you.
My coach was that trash.
I did something for him.
He's a great coach.
Thank you.
Alright are you guys ready 3, 2, 1
Brantz!
Wooo!
It's your fat ass down I can't see!
You're gonna embarrass me bro.
I
Let's sit down sit that ass back down bro. Sweden is not scoring sit that ass back down
We didn't is going home. Sorry, bro
Oh, that was it.
That was it.
That was it with the combat, bro.
New York, New Jersey, a tournament that Landmark has been reached today.
And that's 5 million fans in the inter-world cup, 20-26.
Thanks to all of them for coming.
Hey, up next, now.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you were fucking the general down there, you really said that?
I had the game going and I'm trying to have time to do that.
I'm not gonna lie, he's still calm down in the team.
I don't think Sweden is gonna go home, but I'm gonna make it.
We have to put more of this down.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm down.
Thank you so much.
She do know about that lady from 2k, PA 2k.
PA2K, man.
Literally, Bryce.
That's funny.
Cause your question is going on with Bryce.
Bryce.
And Bobbe rips fucking Gilkermas pants and started feeding them to him.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh no, and Bobbe handshake?
One leg!
One leg!
Two!
Wait, please, pass that code out.
Let's get that back.
You spanked me. You got a lot of stuff.
You got a lot of stuff.
He's never coming back.
Yugi's safe flight, man.
Well, Yugi's gone.
I mean, bro, I mean, I just, you expect, I just,
I just, you expect, they're talking, bro.
No heart at all. No heart.
I didn't know my B team scored one against France,
and Sweden's A team can't score anything.
It's embarrassing.
Come on, you got a paintbrush?
You got a...
You got...
You got...
You got paintbrush?
Come on, Olyse!
Oh, get the ball, Olyse!
That's what I'm talking about.
Olyse!
Come back, come back, come back, come back!
Olyse, Olyse, Olyse!
Olyse, Olyse, Olyse!
Olyse!
Let me get a autograph, let me say!
Moppe!
Moppe just got stepped off.
And Moppe just got stepped off.
That means they can't take the teams.
When I can't lie, there's a chance now that Moppe's gone.
You can leave a chance for him in the buffet.
It's a plus for me.
It's a plus for me.
It's a plus for me.
You never know.
Wait. Wait.
It's not payout.
Yo Rev.
Wait, in Bapya, I bet we out. In Bapya, I bet we out.
Yo, in Bapya, we out. That's crazy.
In Bapya, we out.
We gotta beat the traffic, bro.
You know, it's on the left.
Oh, okay, take one, okay.
And Bobbi, are you out?
Bobbi, are you out?
My god, I've got another hundred different from Ikea, okay.
Ikea, thank you for 100!
Ikea, give me 100, sir.
Thank you, you're so loving this shot, too.
Oh!
One of the worst parts of this act is that these markers don't know the fucking direction of the fight.
I know that it's 3-0 right now.
I know that it's 3-0 for instance, but 3-0.
If I were to get something out of this, I would have done it.
Junker is still flying for his life.
You gotta get set home after this accident.
And you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna go to Ikea and eat a hot dog at Ikea.
You would say it would actually demolish Sweden in a bash.
I wish I saw that, to be honest.
I think Sweden is trying to act like artists.
Actually, the whole of Sweden.
I like to go to Mekos.
I'm so happy.
Oh god.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
Wait, it's not me.
It's not me.
I know.
She said exactly.
She said exactly.
I'm sorry.
I was going to Sweden last.
They can still win.
I'm lying.
I got one, two, three, four.
Yeah, who's your team, sir?
I'm him.
Well, I was kidding, man.
Oh, you're not kidding.
I'm somebody to you.
You're not your sportsman?
I'm a sportsman.
Front, front, front.
I mean, I'm an England fan.
You can't get him up there.
Yes!
We can put that in the head.
Oh, yeah.
I'm an England fan, sir.
Oh, that's good.
You can still win!
I don't think I've seen them go on the elimination here.
I think the ball is cut, bro.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, come on, come on.
That's it.
All right, I got it from my goal.
Let me give you some points out there.
Oh, my god.
That's embarrassing.
Time to go home.
See? Oh my God!
Hey, Gilderys, time to go home.
I'm gonna say what it was.
That was some ads.
That was some ads.
That's what it was.
You'll never find out.
Swing and substance.
What do you mean by substance?
That's what it was.
Swing and substance.
Swing and substance.
That's not doing shit!
He's got a minute left!
Good substitution! One minute left in the game, bro!
He just wanted to feel something! He just wanted to sit on the field!
Oh my god, bro! Oh my god, bro!
Extra time, right? Extra time!
Extra time, you're right!
Extra time, my ass and my balls!
You suck on community, aren't you, huh?
Turkey, let's go!
I'm gonna get a good shit to that.
Exactly, that's what you do, that's what you do.
Ah, well, 90-minute mark.
It's your time to score three now.
That's all we need. That's all we need. Come on.
Come on.
What all these minutes?
Four minutes.
Four minutes.
One minute's more.
Let's go start a cut in four minutes.
Yes.
This is embarrassing, seriously.
Hey, personal matter. Personal matter.
Personal matter.
Right there. Right there.
Guys, you might as well shoot the field.
Shoot the field and tackle the ref.
Let's go, PewDiePie!
What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck do you mean?
PewDiePie would have supported the play way better than PewDiePie.
You know, he didn't even sit today.
Don't do it if that's wrong. We're leaving. They're still home.
Voice!
Moreways B team scored on France, and Sweden's A team still scored lineup.
Who do they know they're going home after this?
No way, don't do it.
Oh, thanks.
I want to see you.
That's me.
Yeah.
I want to see Sweden's sports day at least for one goal.
Because I'm not going to make the next one.
That was awesome. Savage.
That is awesome. Savage.
Savage. Savage.
Let's go.
Let's go one more!
Let's go one more!
Go!
I'm gonna keep trying you!
I'll try you!
I'm gonna sleep.
I'm gonna sleep.
I'm gonna rest.
I'm gonna rest.
I'm gonna rest.
One minute left in the game.
Wait, someone watch that second game.
I'm gonna just check because I'm late to game two.
I
Was ready for the Ikea segment apparatus
Three zero
Let's go, meatballs!
The game!
Let's go!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
11!
11!
11!
11!
16!
I
Know
Are you gone?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Alright, let me get through my door!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I appreciate you guys! I appreciate you guys!
I got a go.
Yes.
I got a go.
Yes.
I got a go.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, take a picture.
Take a picture with a France fans.
Go ahead, bro.
Go ahead.
In the front!
Elebrator!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Let's go, fans!
Woo!
Woo!
Take a picture with the fans, fans!
You've got to be kidding me!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
Take a picture with the France fan, you fraud!
Take a picture with the France fans!
Ah!
Oh, tell me you'll be born in Japan.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Hey, come here real quick.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, come on, come on.
That's not good, man.
Let me get a drink.
Oh, OK.
Let me get a drink.
I got some.
A lot of yellow jerseys.
You got to put the blue ones on next.
Hey!
Hey!
Yo I don't know what to go.
What's up chat?
Hey come on, come on.
Hey!
Yo, come on!
Man here you go.
Annenblad! Annenblad!
Let's go Brass!
Let's go Brass!
Let's go Brass!
Woo!
Miley, Miley, Miley!
I just need you, Jason, I just need you.
Jason, do you have a picture?
Yeah, yeah.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
I love you, get a assist.
Yeah, yeah.
What's up, bro? What's up?
Hey, what stage are you on right now?
What stage are you on?
Yo, the 3 on your back stand for 3-0!
Hey, the 3 on your back stand for 3-0!
I'm 3-0!
3 on the back!
Come on!
Come on!
Don't blame yourself.
Jason, it's good bro.
Okay?
Take a picture?
Yeah.
I
Put paint on your face, bro. Not a single yellow by the way. You just put fucking blue bull
What for three zero
Ikea jester for three zero GGs man go home catch that flight back man
No, we're the TV station at this position.
What I'm about to do is I'm about to sit down.
I'm about to make a video of this here right now.
I'm posting on my store, I'm posting on my reels.
I'm saying, y'all listen to four years,
I'm setting up my official algorithm for training.
And four years, I'm going to send it back to Sweden.
How do I tell you Sweden had even qualified for this?
What are you going to play?
Sweden had even qualified, you know.
Oh my God.
Yeah!
Yugi!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys! TV!
Alepp!
Oh, not live?
Oh, 3-0! 3-0!
How do we get out of here?
I'm down to pay
My girlfriend's youth
How do we get out of here?
Wait, I don't think these guys are gonna let us pay them
Excuse me sir we got the president of Sweden with us
You got this
He's the president of Sweden
So, this is what we do, we use your fucking legs and walk out.
Come on man.
Come on man.
Come on.
Come on man.
Come here.
I'm gonna punch you.
Fuck this girl!
I'm gonna punch you.
Go back somewhere, I'll take a picture.
Should I go?
Yeah, go back.
Mix it up.
Hold it.
Mix it up.
Hold it.
Hold it.
What's up girl?
Oh, it works too well.
Help!
Help!
Please! Please! Please!
Ugh!
Hey, hey, hey!
He's coming, Jeff.
He's coming, Jeff.
Uh, how many likes?
Uh, a hundred.
It's good, y'all.
I'm beyond this, bro.
I think I'd rather cry this than have to travel me so much.
I'm gay, homesick.
I'm gonna try to make my flight in boards and T-minus.
I'm not even traveling.
By this time if I didn't run I would have been much like but you know everything we ran by the way everything we ran
Or sorry everything when we got in the golf cart and everything I ran that that's the reason it took so long
I ran two racetracks to get to the Uber
Yeah
My airport I'm not even trolling. I know what I don't hope that I don't make it. I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't make anything with this
my game
The reason I need to go is because, um, what you call it?
Look at when this, this shit actually works in T minus, right?
It's a, oh, hold on, give me a second.
In T minus, hold on.
820.
Jason, I think I got service.
Do you want to try butterball?
Not here.
I'm gonna be honest I saw my first win that was a good game
Oh, it's nice. I'm telling you he's the fastest one on the field. He actually might be the best in a world right now
I see eats that he said his best name. He's got zero fucking face
It's east of most
You beauty by would have played better than east or goker ease our fucking Anthony Alenga
Yeah, bro, I got you. I got you. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, man, we're going home. You think you deserve a drink?
You think you deserve a drink?
Get that ass out of there, bro. No hydration break. What? Hey, like you play the game. We're gonna make the puddle
Yo
There's nothing in the fucking coat.
What the fuck?
It's a gorgash, man.
Joe. Joe.
Come on, bro.
Are you kidding me?
What the fuck is going on?
It's gonna hurt, man.
What are you doing?
Oh, anything? I should have the water?
No, I'm not doing the water.
No water for you, buddy.
Yo, we're going to Ikea.
Oh, where?
Yeah, it's going to be lit.
Yo, we're not cold as we are.
Yes, we are.
We're doing the highest peak in Ikea.
24 hour in Ikea.
And we're going to do the eating 100 meatballs,
Swedish meatballs challenge.
We have to pay homage for Sweden
because they're no longer in the World Cup.
All the players now have no job for the next four years.
Wait, Marlon, can you do me a favor?
Wait, can I hold this real quick?
Wait, Marlon.
Hold it.
Oh, man.
The actual question is, is Sweden players good enough to play for like their normal teams
or no?
Come on.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, my God.
Go, boys.
What's that doing?
We're so good.
Go, boys.
You're a bad crowd.
You're a bad crowd.
Since you're telling me all the players on Sweden don't play for other teams, they're
not good enough.
All right, let's go.
She's telling me all the players on Sweden don't play for other teams because they're not good at it.
What are you talking about?
Okay, let the national team play.
Let the national team play.
Come here.
Oh my god.
Come here.
Let the national team play.
So, Steph Curry plays bad for his national fucking team.
You think he won't play for the goalers?
It's different because Steph Curry is good enough to play in NBA.
Nobody in Sweden is good enough to play for their team.
Alright, four years.
I'm making a video tonight.
Hey, Lacey, what do you think I should caption this?
and 3l
3 0
3 0
3 0
I like that I like that
I like that Josie USA is gonna win tomorrow man
USA is gonna go crazy tomorrow
Oh
Like the friends man too man
Great it's a great game and Bob a
I
How you like America
You talking about I'm not from a lot bro
Go birds
Hey
I know we're ten minutes away from the cock from the cock
I'm so thirsty I'll drink a beer off the ground.
We're going to San Francisco, USA versus Bosnia.
What team are you waiting for now?
I'm in the book.
What's your order for now?
What team are you waiting for now?
It's USA time.
USA!
USA!
We like it.
We like it.
We love it.
USA tomorrow is going to be cinema.
What is that?
What just is that?
The three on his back stand for three oh good three on his back stand for three
Oh my god, yo, I think you're interested in this man
Yeah, bro.
How far is it?
Come over there.
Where the fuck are we walking, bro?
Let's keep walking, bro.
That's okay.
Yeah.
It's only minutes.
What time is it closed?
It's just a few seconds.
There's another one that's only minutes.
I closed that nine.
You wanna go there when I close that nine?
Yeah.
Okay.
We just gotta get a ride.
Yo, we should just...
Can we get a ride, bro?
Yeah, let me get a ride back to the hotel.
Don't worry.
Wow.
We just gotta get a ride.
We just gotta get a ride.
Yo, we should just...
Can we get a ride, bro?
Yeah.
Let me get a ride back to the hotel.
Don't worry.
Wow.
Oh, excuse me sir!
Are you able to ride?
I'll double whatever they're paying for.
Damn, that's your buddy, Big Bro!
I'll double what you're paying for?
Holy shit!
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
I'll pay you back.
We like it. We love it.
Are they have drinks? Do you guys have drinks?
This fat ass bro.
Come on, bones, leave him.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna fall like him. I'm gonna fall.
I'm gonna go go go go go.
40 goes for what?
40 goes for what?
40 goes for a collab?
Yeah.
That ass room.
40 goes for the World Cup 2030.
Wait, so everybody in this parking lot is waiting for someone who already has a car?
Yeah.
Do you guys have this guy?
Francis School.
I don't know if it's going to be everything or nothing.
I don't know if this got better or not.
Tell them what Pam, tell them what happened.
No, no, no, that's not what she did.
That's not what she got understanding of.
They already waited for somebody, so she's gotta, you know, like, time their name.
No, that's what you do. You smoke in the door and go in.
You said the fuck up, bitch.
Hi, this is Moral Victor.
Victor? Yeah.
Okay.
Are you here for a driver, sir?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you here for a skateboard ride?
are you here for a scheduled ride yeah I'm gonna be honest bro we'll double
that shit okay how much how much they pay you for a ride company okay okay
well how you're you the core even though a chorus can't ask you a question yeah
200 other strips, 20 minute drive.
Oh, 20 minutes at the hotel?
20 minutes at the hotel?
20 minutes at the hotel.
I did that.
I think we're in like a parking lot where they already have rides.
Yeah, why are we in an empty parking lot, bro?
Instead of calling Uber and going somewhere.
Okay.
Someone's telling me we're fucked.
They were no passion.
They were no gold.
No stamina on the field.
No passes.
Zero completions.
No fucking procession.
Nothing.
Zero.
Zed.
Nothing.
The Coutrois.
So much love.
I fucking believe that shit.
I can't believe it.
He not even fucking play.
What the fuck are you?
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh just believe it.
Hey, the 300s backstand for 3-0.
3-0.
No, no, no, no fucking assault me right now, dude.
I'm gonna assault me right now.
How you guys, take me on the one percent.
Take me.
Take me.
Take me.
Hey, three zero on three.
One, two, three.
Three zero!
Hi, my boy.
There's a big van in there.
I bet.
I think it's like, sorry, we're touching.
It's like, like, it's a bus.
You guys got to come up to the DMV, I'm a contract creator.
Okay.
I'm supposed to play with Nick Deer, Cena, and the DMVs.
So that's five.
You can't play with us, bro.
What are you saying?
I want to go see Nick with the sprain and hamstring, bro.
That's crazy.
And he can go, bro.
I'm gonna run him up.
Ewww, bro.
So that's what the game is.
You'll be on fire, man.
I'm supposed to play with Nick in the creator game?
Oh, okay.
We never showed up.
I think I saw one.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Wow.
I watched that when I was working out.
Thank you, brother.
Should we go to the cops?
I'm not gonna be in the...
Hey, hey, come on.
I'm gonna be in here.
I put a fucking trap in a...
Titty-tissue.
Oh, but...
If you're trapped in a Titty-tissue, you're gonna get...
Shit.
Fuckin' Titty-tissue.
Let's just steal a car.
Imagine if we did a live car chase on stream.
Imagine how many viewers we get.
Okay.
I'm gonna get the...
Hey!
I'm gonna ask the cops...
How about you open the Uber app and you fucking get the Uber?
Just kidding, that lazy guy.
No, I'm open fine Uber.
I'm open fucking Uber.
Yeah, I'm open fucking Uber.
Yeah, I'm open fucking Uber.
What?
Uber app.
Bro!
Where do we go?
I gotta see where the closest they pick us up.
Can you check the hotel after?
Yes, I am.
I forgot the hotel address.
Search the hotel.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
So, where do we get the ticket from?
So the address is...
I mean, where's Piccolo?
Two miles.
Two miles.
That's gotta walk down the second one, yeah.
That's gotta walk down.
Which side are we going down to?
Oh, shit.
It's fucking cold. We're on the outside.
From right there, right there. Right now. Right now.
I
Were so far it says is this trip for someone else?
Actually
I want to see him play against actual players
I want to see him pop in play against Plagas,
I'm sure like I'm team skill level.
I was about to see it in Bobby vs. Holland.
That would be a movie, but no, his B team came in
and still scored one against France.
It wasn't that bad, but this game,
not a single goal from my whole team.
Not a single fucking goal.
Bro.
Hey Jack, are you gonna reach me on that?
It would have been fun to watch France play against some comp.
Like I feel like you were just playing against like a...
Let me tell you our question, let me tell you.
I mean, let me tell you something, okay?
So, all right, I'm gonna say it, fuck it.
It's been 90 minutes now, fuck it.
I heard from inside, because I'm from Sweden,
I have very good connections inside the team,
inside the locker room,
there was hint of hours going on.
So they basically had to sit down most of their players
and they could only run at 50% capacity,
which no shit, that's why we lost 3-0.
There you go, I'll leak that.
I'll fucking leak it, fuck it.
I'll try to leak it, fuck it, bro.
I have to leak it, bro, fuck it.
Fuck it, man, that's what happens.
Oh man, so that's what we call code.
Um.
What?
I got a dash.
Okay.
Marlin the plane left out, bend that guy please, I don't go fuck with this.
You think you'll please send a lot of work right now, or are you taking me on this flight home?
I mean, I'm pretty sure they're gonna review the 3-0 Ghost, and see if we can do a...
They're gonna review the hyperfuehrer!
See if we can do a little...
I think we're gonna be on the entire map, okay?
We're gonna, like, redo it. Like, redo it.
I'm about to get ran over, boys. Nice.
We're driving two great days in a row, speed and losers in the USA waves.
Alright, so guys, we...
Oh no, there's a walk there.
No, because there's a fence.
Okay, so we just...
Why you walk around the fence, you're telling me, right?
There's a fence. People walk into the fence.
I only fuck you, dumb. Jesus Christ.
You two fucking like to end breaking, you understand?
You're walking in?
I see all I see
Yeah, thank you so much
Watch that bro, I just feel pretty defeated man right now. Yeah, go ahead and take picture with the France fans
Go ahead and tell you picture with the France fans, bro
What we can't go through there? Why not bro?
What the fuck is this bro? Yo, you know, I got the photo I got it. I got it. WC pick
That's why we're fucking a giant stadium.
I'm gonna have to put them sorry.
Fucking hell.
What does a giant stadium?
I know.
Guess where our Uber's at?
I know you know.
Guess what you want to see?
Please sir.
So you can't go to our Uber?
Uh...
What do you need?
Who's with you? Who's clocked in to your New York Giants?
You guys come on let me get the trooper don't check you out. The troopers gonna check me out
for what?
They can go through the weekend
He's he's the sweetest he's the president of Sweden
Sir, my car is over there. It's a Honda City 4960.
I have a lot of...
I've seen it. I've seen it.
I don't see it.
There you go. Can y'all see what that was right there?
It's getting worse.
It's getting worse.
It's because we're not white.
I've seen it, man.
I'm seeing us right now.
Hold on.
Our Uber's right there.
Just turn it off.
Look, sir, sir.
Sorry.
Can I make you join?
You're not by the giant stadium you just told me you're getting an over
It's a motion park and we cannot get in!
Can I also have a picture of yours too?
Thank you.
Cops be getting aggressive when we're nothing, remember?
It's actually better than yours.
Sir, sir.
You know what? Go, go.
I don't know where to go.
I don't even know where everybody is, I don't even know what we got here.
Alright, let's start asking the police.
Honestly, I respect the state police, but I think everyone can just speak in a good tone, you know what I mean?
Like, there's no need to say, like, I'm actually right in my ear, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just speaking like normal people, I know this thing a little better.
Like, I'm talking to the floor.
What on earth am I talking about?
My name is Sweetest Man.
I'm talking to the mayor.
How do we prep a ton of things?
You want me to show you?
You want me to show you?
Sure.
Alright, bye.
Cops, he's climbing the fence, cops!
You wanted to climb the fence?
He's overstate his visa!
That's fucked up!
He's overstated his visa!
I'm gonna get set home, just like the national team.
Are you fucking serious?
Hello?
It's goodie.
So we just gotta wait right here.
Where the fuck are we going bro?
Why is it always like this after the game?
We gotta start getting there.
Let's just walk to the highway.
You're guiding us bro, where are we going?
We can't go through over.
We gotta order Uber right here.
We gotta order Uber right here.
If you don't want me to miss him, I'm not going to lie, we could go back to that place.
Like that way? Do you want that one?
Right there, right there.
Alright, you gotta use your legs, they say.
My name's, my chameleon, my chameleon.
It's real, buddy, go to the toilet.
I can do this.
It's not like I'd flick.
Yeah, yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Yeah, of course.
I'm not going to lie, he's right there, Jay.
If he caught us, he'll land us right there.
Oh, I'm going to catch you, which is cool.
I bet, yeah.
I'm going to meet you.
Oh, my gosh, please.
That's not going to happen.
Yo, guys, we're getting another one.
Wait, wait, wait.
How's it going?
Ah, yeah, there you go.
Hey.
Hey, fire, Jay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we're going to...
We're going to Rosales.
We're at the hotel.
Oh my god, it's so close. It's actually so close.
Oh my god, get in. Get in. Get in. Get in.
Oh nice muscle. Nice muscle. Get in.
Thank you so much.
I got a bit of my balls there.
I was up here goose, okay.
Thank you sir, do you have Zell or Venmo?
All right.
Hey sir, thank you so much, honestly.
You saved us.
We almost got arrested.
Yeah, they tried to arrest us.
I look like a fucking mess.
We should have heard what they said about the one in the back.
Just put your head rest.
My address in your code.
Somebody.
No.
Any change?
Do you have a charger up there, sir?
That you can charge my phone?
Oh, thank you, bro.
How do you want my number, sir?
Got you.
Damn, bro.
You want more chargers?
Yeah, I'm not gonna get any more.
Low main force in by one low main.
Can you get a chance to get a little water?
Maybe a little bit.
Uh, I'd want an hour of water.
Out of water?
Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
We're at?
Oh my God.
What happened?
I lost my license.
I think it's...
Ah, we'll get this event.
Thank you, all right.
Oh, I've heard we're 15 years old, so let's go.
Yeah, let's not put it off.
Guys, I...
Gotta go back.
How much money?
I'm gonna go fuck.
My dad has lost my glasses.
They're pretty expensive, man.
I'm gonna go fuck.
And 100 bucks.
400 bucks to be 500 in a month
I...
Don't forget
I made it
Whoa!
Yeah, I opened a hard one
Where?
Up
No, it's just like trying to get back to you or something
What?
Oh god, I made it with your service
Oh, perfect
Thank you
Thank you
Well
Thanks for watching my show now
Well, I'll try to reach you
I'll suck on something
Yeah
I don't want... honestly
I do probably think I'm told it, but I've genuinely felt embarrassed.
I haven't felt embarrassed.
Like, imagine watching the USA.
If y'all know how to fool an Washington USA, do you know?
Well, no, because the USA actually wins.
Yeah.
But tomorrow again, it's gonna be electric.
It's gonna be amazing.
No.
And I'm gonna say to the USA, the USA's been good to me, man.
They're good to me.
I'm here illegally, but still, they've been good to me, you know what I mean?
Huh?
Aren't you like, aren't you like 50 different ethnicities?
Yeah.
Why don't you look for your other ethnicities?
I do. I was down to play.
Oh.
Yes, I was from Morocco.
Tomorrow for USA.
The next day I'm going for Spain.
Oh, you're Spain?
Yeah.
No, I was out there.
Is Mbappe the best in the world or not?
Like actually?
Generally I think it's the best performance today.
Probably not.
Honestly, Olives was insane.
I'm not a real...
Olives?
It's Mbappe the best in the world.
Like is Mbappe better than the Indian ball, though?
Although I don't know.
The main mob in Thunam Street is over here.
Let me ask you a question.
Who has had good news?
Walker Kessler officially made an email.
What?
Walker Kessler.
It's the future of the Lakers.
Guy talking about the Lakers.
The Lakers.
What a game, boys.
Not a lot of acid game, to be honest.
That was probably the most I've seen in a game you watched.
Yeah, I had a great time.
The US game, Lucky, is still clear.
But that was amazing. I want to post this selfie.
The US game, tomorrow, is going to be so cool.
This is a good selfie.
Is there any sweets on my chat board that's like,
actually feeling like embarrassed right now?
I'd be honest, I couldn't.
like like to reconnect with me or some shit
streamers need more respect we used to have to wait a full week for a new episode of I'm
Barley and now it'll be 20 minutes Lacey Jason and I are going to run every day
producing insane entertainment honestly that's facts not a bad shot
not a bad shot at all if you think about it there's a lot of good content all around for us
I'm on Sweden, I feel so embarrassed. It's all good.
One more break now.
I'm going to check.
What's your lifetime, bro?
Bro, they don't even have any system.
Like, they don't even have any system.
Football's neat.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
My android works.
It's my android.
They're mine, I don't work.
I should work, you know?
That's okay.
I should work, you know?
Who are you a fan of?
Are you on the team?
Look at that. No kind of bit ray on this side, huh?
No bit ray on this road.
Oh, here we go.
You know what I mean?
Of course.
It's like...
If we just gave 100% and it was like a good fight,
I would have been happy about this.
I would have been like, you know what?
Who's the better team than one?
All like, the fact that we had no chances.
Every time we got the ball, we were scared.
scared. We couldn't keep them off civil life. If there's any dual, any physicality going on,
they will not step in. They will not step up to the plate. They will not use their body,
their physicality. They will not use the abilities they have. They're actually good players.
That's why I'm pissed at, bro.
So for our players, I'm gonna leave it like this.
That's cold, man.
Yo, guys.
Look what you're all so nervous at.
Who else gets to fucking dig there in his little fucking, his little crew?
Are you probably killing me?
You're not about to go.
Here's my point.
What?
Draw.
Loss.
Like they're not a winning team in the house.
Sweetest.
Sweetest looking ass, dawg.
Imagine this.
The U.S. would have fucking Molly Woptim.
Imagine this.
Stick to building fuel and furniture.
You need a Swedish face or whatever to fuck you out on.
Hey, meatballs.
Imagine this.
Wake up your late-out trip uniform for the day.
Boom.
In your head you dream about fucking dick tearing bottle.
no shit you're gonna be nervous but does that even mean that you can't go off
and give it a hundred percent be honest I mean they try their best that was
there was a hundred percent that was not a percent bro same way I yesterday if
y'all see Netherlands play against Rockabourg Netherlands was not
themselves Rock is the better team my opinion I mean never is the better team
where markets has more hard power in production
So you think Swedish is a better team than France?
Yes.
I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.
They're not. But they could have more heart.
Before we started the stream, he was tweaking out in the car being like,
Oh my God, we can do this. We got this shit.
We can win. We can win. We can win this whole shit.
You never know what football anything can happen.
And then boom, 3 fucking 0.
There's a ball there.
I have an actual question.
Is football actually football or something?
I don't know. How come Laia sure has two stars for years?
I'll come I have a 30-inch or you have a one how about that same fucking question no way
no way no lazy lazy mollin in front of you do Dennis behind you you're in the middle
I'm so fucking excited for you, say it tomorrow, you know, take that, yo!
fucking brutal
absolutely fucking brutal
actually, yeah, I know we gotta fly in a few hours, right?
do we?
no, I don't like that we do it better
alright, where do we go?
we get ass flew in, we're gonna get six hours
I'm talking about a plane
I've never seen a real high school football game.
This guy just saw him.
Like, what?
OK.
Yeah.
We're here for six hours.
Where did Yugi go?
It's always safe.
Wait.
Where the fuck did Yugi go, bro?
Yeah, where did Yugi go?
He's in an Uber right now.
Oh, I've seen an Uber right now.
I thought he was going to give us a drink.
Right with the water.
That's it. That's it. What?
Hey ladies, you make sure we don't get home unless we can package it though.
What?
You make sure we don't get home until we can package it.
Yeah, from a hotel, we got a pack of our bags.
We got a lot of sleep right up to the airport.
An hour or two hours?
An hour and a half.
Yeah.
And then we fly to Sanford.
And then we're there in the morning.
Ah, there are.
There are in sparse games, actually.
Yo, it's sparse games?
Yo!
It's gonna be a little too much.
I got, I got, it's gonna be a little too much.
We don't have Facebook.
We're on Facebook
I got it. We'll order smarts and also grab or if you would actually
Yo, but if you would I got bonos in chat
I'm just gonna tell Lacey Jason road that boss that could actually put up a very decent fight as you would say
I'm just gonna be a sweet
Well, it's against the fucking all-star team. You understand that I
Mean you would say that the LeBron James of soccer
Yeah
Is that not true don't chat boss is a great team. I think it might be a time go overtime. I
What's the battlegun
I'm ready to one one over time you was a place three one over some
CP 10 gonna lead us to the shit
I'm not gonna lie lacey you want to make money
You're lazy. I'm new to soccer. Was that a fake?
Which pink person? Yeah, pretty much.
By lazy tomorrow bet CP gold slash assist
No, right. What's the line on that? CP over one and a half
We just have to check out 10p even doing
You look sick too, like dead ass.
All of me ever wanted to say, hey bro, are y'all even talking about it bro?
Like when you put the face paint on your face, what were you going for bro?
Like dead ass, you just started putting shit on you, you need to try for the flag bro.
Like, yeah.
Can you put riddles, can you put riddles, can you put like five riddles today?
this shit bro a poor fucking man 40 or me and wanted a picture with you you sat
there he said brutal brother dog move bro dang like a kid I'm gonna be on the
yucky I'm told in 2030 I will be playing center back in Sweden I'm not like
y'all think I'm playing bro I'm delusional when it comes to this shit
I'm gonna support my journey be gross or not I'll support him a sweet you gotta
I'm going to qualify first.
Yeah, they're not making it here.
What?
Can I imagine the story it would be?
Streaming makes it to the World Cup for us later.
That might be the greatest of all time.
Okay, but they're professional players.
I'm going to work out.
I'm going to work pain every single day.
Every single day.
No, we're all going to go in and assist.
Plus, one and a half goals in the season.
Shut up.
What do you mean?
I'm gonna go home and check it out, like what?
Yo, what was that about?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, they just friend?
Greg basically slid them out of like $50,000.
That actually was real?
Yeah.
It's kind of very fucked up, I don't know.
What are you doing out here?
I'm just taking my bank account so...
I would change it.
All my employees have business cards,
and I have a full financing of the police traffic.
Same, same, same, same.
Now you think it would be possible?
Smart poor boys, man.
Are we sure this is the right way to hold cash for our recognizers?
Yeah.
It's literally right, it's where it's might be.
Should we invite someone to the to the July 4th party or?
Wait, even at now should we go to the drive-thru party?
Yeah, I know, I know.
I didn't even talk about it in the chat.
We're doing a 4th or 4th of July party
and now Marlon can officially come to Sweden's out.
So if you're a streamer, you wanna come to the 4th of July party, let me know.
It's all worse out, bro.
because you would have gone to the
Sweden game, right?
I'm sure it would have been a lot of
fucking things, a lot of everything.
In the Internet, Chad,
what was the July's gonna be like
last year I'm pretty sure
India had come on for 28 shots.
I think we're gonna try to go for
over under 30 lines here in
the Internet.
Fourth of July.
Fourth of July.
That's tough.
Let's throw it off to the Chad.
I'm down to come.
Anybody down to come to Chad?
I'm gonna try to be on my come.
I never thought about how common it is the same thing, I like to meet so many thieves.
Like all y'all can come if y'all want to, or if all y'all can come if y'all want to.
It's just the way you say it.
I say, yo Marlin, come. Or if I say yo Marlin, come for daddy right now.
There's like a big difference in the way you're eating.
Marlin, come.
Marlin, come daddy.
Oh, we're here.
Marlin, daddy coming in.
We're here, man.
Oh, you're here?
What the fuck?
My god, look what world we're on!
Sweden Way!
Sweden Way!
What the fuck?
You're on Sweden Way, huh?
What's that?
What is that?
No, you're actually not being serious. You're actually not being serious.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I can hear you.
Huh.
Why would actually I hear you?
Oh my god, we made it to our hotel, bruh.
Oh my god, my fucking joints.
Bro, why are we actually here right now?
Oh my god, we made it. Let's go. Let's get a hot dog, bruh.
Oh my god.
We don't celebrate a box.
We gotta pay homage, we gotta do a 24-hour surviving Ikea time.
When Sweden's next day, I'm gonna football?
Four years, I mean.
Why are we actually here, bro?
You get it, man!
I'll get it, man!
What makes an Ikea meal actually means?
I've never had an Ikea, I doubt you.
Well, have you ever had a Swedish emotion?
Nah, never, never saw it.
I am sorry, actually.
Oh my god, here you go.
Oh, no.
Oh, nothing like...
Oh, I think it's closed, good bro.
It's not Swedish game day, so like, it's closed, I'm sure.
Bro, it's not a national run again.
It's not a national run again.
Listen, how's your B-rate?
I got, um...
I'm like, I wanna try now.
That's entry to B-rate!
Oh, come on.
Good big guy's entrance.
Thank you so much, sir.
Sir, if you want, we're probably going to be leaving in about, uh, probably three minutes
if you want to hang around and we'll take you to take us back.
Yeah, sure.
All right.
Oh, thank you.
That'd be a nice name.
IKEA, we have made it!
IKEA!
IKEA, we are here.
Let's go, friends!
Walk a fucking shame, man.
Let me walk in that cave.
Here we are, something. Here we go.
There we go. Look at my instruction.
On the website.
That's our page.
Oh, okay.
We have 15 minutes.
You think they saw some Swedish meatballs that probably not.
restaurant's closed? damn looks like all of Ikea's is mad
are you good or are you not? I think I'm good
half of the water's
why is there shit in here?
I was in a shit.
All right.
We gotta go to the restaurant.
All right.
You know where you're going.
Go to Lacey's address.
Go to Lacey's address.
Go to Lacey's address.
Go to Lacey's address.
Go to Lacey's address.
Uh, someone said it's on the fucking,
see where you're going as well?
Yeah, give us a,
give us a fucking tour.
The restaurant is closed,
but if you're stuck downstairs,
probably you walk out of the sub-Ice
in the hot dog,
stay more quick, just,
you know what I'm saying?
Oh, god.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I've actually never been to like here.
Oh my gosh.
Look at my Swedish frozen meatballs.
Swedish meatballs.
Eat them up at the hotel.
All right, come on guys.
I got some.
I got some.
What?
Do we buy these up here?
We gotta pay homage to Sweden, girl.
Buy the sweetest meatball idea I've ever done.
Every time you'll take like 40, 50 steps, I wish you'd buy one.
That's not Sweden.
That would sweet Mr. Penn.
That's racist.
Oh, that's real, that's real.
That's racist called culture.
Oh my gosh, bro.
How come every world cup game you have to work out?
What are you talking about?
Oh, it literally, just to get to a world cup game,
you gotta work from a dimension work out.
Where are you taking us?
Son. Son. Son.
Son. Son.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, that's crazy.
You don't wanna talk to us?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Hands up, man.
I've had this call for like, fucking 10 years.
Yo, he's got some cabinet light in his mouth.
Does he even know how to use the light?
God.
Right, this is literally like his second home.
Is Ikea actually Swedish?
Dude, they have the Mona Lisa here?
Wait.
This place is crazy.
He's gonna have this as the only way around.
Oh
Here we get like five minutes catch
Oh it smells good.
It smells good as fuck.
It does smell good.
Dog, what is this maze?
Where are we at?
I don't know.
So you're telling me they actually have like food and drinks here?
Yeah.
But we can stay overnight.
Hey, can I buy the monkey?
What's he talking about?
Can I buy the monkey?
What monkey?
The monkey.
They sell the monkey.
Oh, the one that hangs down on him?
No, it has a, like the monkey has a name.
Like the monkey has a name, remember he was like in a movie on the zoo and they and then like all the Ikea monkeys saw it up.
Oh wait, what really?
Bro, you gotta not talk about it.
I know what monkey's talking about, the monkey's got a bully.
Yeah, Chad, what's his name?
You can buy that monkey.
Punch, punch the monkey.
Punch is not an Ikea.
As he is, no, when that whole thing would punch happen, all the Ikea stuff, the animal monkey, sold out because they said it was a punch.
I don't know, wait, once the monkey, one thing about Ikea is it's a dollar for a group of hot dogs, literally a dollar for a dollar.
I see we got five each.
Oh my god, bro. Wait, what? A dog or a shit gotta be horse meat.
A dog or a hot dog?
That's rats, rats.
It's gonna be sweet as meat.
It's gonna be sweet as meat.
Oh my god, that's that sweetest shit, huh?
Why is a hot dog a dog?
To be honest, they work to produce a hot dog if you talk to yourself.
So, what is wrong with you?
This guy just scared a fucking two-year-old.
This guy on your back stands for 3-0.
This guy just jabs at the two-year-old.
I didn't catch it on camera, but, bro,
they literally jabs at the two-year-old.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You have to get Giflar there?
What's Giflar, Mark?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so huge orders.
Alright, rock, paper, scissors.
Wait, I wanna, I wanna.
I'm not paying for the food.
I'm in jail.
Rock, paper, scissors.
It's a one.
Yeah, rock, paper, scissors.
It's a one.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Everything's gonna suck.
No.
What are you gonna ask?
No, keep going down.
What is a scone?
What is a scone?
What is a scone?
What are dollars?
No.
What is this?
I'm thirsty.
What is a...
What is a...
I'm good wait Marlon's pain you said yeah
Dollars
Can we get actual food
Okay hungry
What is the scone
That's a sweetest shit, okay?
So what's wrong with you, bro?
I don't know, actually, he's pissing me off.
I'm getting mad, bro.
All right, whatever.
Where'd you get drinks from?
Wait.
Go ahead, bro.
I need one of you as me.
Yeah, pay for my shit.
You're a fucking boy.
Right in her daily, bro.
for my son
Right in her debit, bro. Don't break it. There you go
My whole day
Hey rainbow bags here. Nice
Oh
Fun fact my mom always gets rainbow back for you. Oh
Rainbow guys for you. Okay. Oh, it's your mother
B'ah-meen-ghee.
I'm in-chee.
I'm in-chee.
I'm in-chee.
I'm in-chee.
I'm in-chee.
We're ready to be picked up.
We're actually at the off exit of the like lower ground exit where we can check out.
Man, that'd be exciting, look here.
Can you come pick us up here?
Hold on a second.
It's big, bro.
Perfect.
We're at the exit at the bottom.
All right.
Bye.
It's 8 at 28.
Is that 28 at us?
Is that 28?
Is that 28?
Is that 28?
That's gotta be our juices.
Wait, maybe if we ask the...
Excuse me, man.
Is there any way we could just pay you to throw some hot dogs on a girl for us?
I don't know.
No actual food at all?
Please.
Oh...
I guess money doesn't buy everything though.
Yeah.
trying to use your power you can't buy everything you want in this fucking world
what is this what is better wait green Apple what I
I'm trying to like, learn for the first time and shout it to sweetie.
Not even actually good, right?
This is like work?
No, sorry.
Today, it's what we call like, festi's.
Fuck you.
Okay, bet you, I got you.
Why is it like a little like Disney?
It's not.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm gonna take a picture and I'll call you bro, it's a love right there, what is this one?
of juices fruit and vegetable, wait vegetables are in this one?
You know, that might not be good at football, but y'all can make some fucking juice. Y'all can make some juice.
W. Lynn Gurrup in the chapter.
Apple juice, celery, lemon, spinach, and kale into Merrick.
Come back, drink it.
Don't you get caught in my skin, you see?
It tastes like shit.
Dude, that's a different line from the last one.
It tastes like shit.
It tastes like a complete absolute dog dirty dick.
I think he's here guys.
Alright.
Alright.
It's cool.
Ew.
That was gross.
I
Should miss time we please get food
We please get food bro like I'll do anything for some food right now
A shower?
No, it hit right in my leg.
Some fucking honey, hot honey chicken wings.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
What's some fucking VAR taking the whole fucking day to be remastered?
guys guys I never cancelled our Uber and he's still waiting for us
thank god we got him
you're weird as well
no he gets paid though he gets paid for his car
he does get paid for his car
hello sir
hey I'm sorry but I'm not a good friend so please don't open up
oh no
Um, we're at the, oh, no, we're at the loading zone.
We're at the, what?
At the loading zone.
At the loading zone.
Sir, we're at the loading zone.
Sir, we're at the exchange of returns.
At the exchange of returns.
I think we're on the second level.
Don't feel like holding the mitts, so we gotta prep it up.
Thank you.
Okay, we'll see you when you get here. All right, bye
Tell me for you buddy. Yeah, we had to raise it cuz you're far too numb six six
I'm six
Even know where we're going around
Oh my god!
Oh, is that him?
Oh!
Hey!
I thought it was black.
Hey!
We're back!
I thought it was black.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool, honestly.
It's like a midnight sign.
It's like a midnight sign.
I'm not sure if it's black or not.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It's like a midnight sun.
Midnight sun, kids, getting a lot of rest.
I layin' on your dress like this.
Hold me like the pedals in your hand,
it's my favorite standing.
Summer isn't over yet.
Skinny dip it with y'all.
Man, get this shit off the airways.
Totally through the stairs.
Oh, I lost my glasses.
Dood up.
I'm not going live, I'll just have to know, bro.
Me too.
After the World Cup, I'm back.
Well, after the World Cup, I'm back.
After the World Cup, I'm back.
Right now, the schedule is too hectic.
I'm not right now.
It's too hectic, bro.
I don't got time for the gym.
I'm being honest.
The reason I haven't been going to the gym a lot is just because schedule's been too
hectic, like y'all said.
Let's see, let's see.
You're not getting to the gym at all.
I've been going to the gym about five times in my entire life.
My entire life.
How many...
You have as more tweets.
No, you've done that.
He didn't.
He's actually going to the gym.
He didn't.
Don't go to the gym.
Boom.
I don't want to go to the gym. Yes. Yeah, I love the job of passion. I'm just too busy
Hey
What's your job? Let's you put friends to one entire walkup?
Nice
Did I do what you put a bet to friends to win in Taiwan?
No, I put I put 5000 in the beginning of the walkup for Spain to win
Spain?
For Spain?
I ain't gonna lie to you
Spain's not winning, bro
Yeah, I can't lie.
Well, I thought they looked good, though.
Wait, guys, there's a new video that dropped six hours ago.
I stole 100K from Rick.
Did it, X?
Is that?
That's not Rick.
That's not Greg, though.
Oh, I got a phone call from right here.
beyond the sovereign angel
Exclamation mark titled
France vs Sweden, IRL World Cup
Y'all, mods, maybe change the title please?
So do you have the good news or the bad news?
What?
The good news is we went to Ikea
But the bad news is it's actually 38 minutes with long time are you far right?
Hey champ, bro. Hey champ, man. We're gonna see off for you a say game tomorrow
Say game tomorrow. We got to make her flight. Don't make our flight real quick. We gotta make her flight
But unfortunately didn't come out
W shit W's in the chat brother. Thank y'all for tuning in
I'm not gonna lie though. I had fun today. I had fun. It was a fun game.
Honestly it was probably the best interaction and energy in the crowd.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I do think Ecuador has a chance to win.
I want Mexico.
If y'all would put money in Mexico,
Ecuador would not put it.
I want to watch that again.
We're the bro part timer.
Bro, bro.
If we're not streaming, we're working.
Hold on, can I see the camera?
Let me explain this to Chad.
Listen, we love y'all, bro.
Okay, we generally do.
But here's the problem, okay?
Flying six hours, going to a game,
then flying another six hours,
tomorrow it's not possible to do full to do you get what I'm saying here we don't
teleport okay flight in two hours and 45 minutes which means we have to be the
airport in probably 45 minutes because tomorrow me Jason and Marlin will be
attending the USA first positive in San Francisco crazy game
And we have really good seats too in the crowd again tomorrow
Okay
I'm eachy
Hey, well that's it for me. Yo chat. I love y'all
I love you stream W World Cup game first game. I love y'all man
Hey, this is the world this is the world cup knockout stage tour. That's what I call this
I'm going to spain game 2 that's an L.A.
We're all going to USA going to Spain and we're gonna keep pushing after that
We're going to quarter-finals and we're going to go to final or final or whatever
Me and Marley, I don't know Jason, if you want to come, me and Marley are going to Mexico, like, we're going to all the games, bro.
But we will be live tomorrow, all three of us, in San Francisco for the USA game.
Indeed.