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Heyyyyyyyy
Let's go!
Up in Atlanta LAX
The USS!
The USS!
The USS!
The USS!
The USS!
The USS!
Hey, and it gave me so much
And it gave me so much
So I ain't just a play my song
I ain't just a play my song
Oh
A little bit of a traffic right here.
We're going to use the lift, I'm going to use the lift.
We're going to use the lift, I'm going to use the lift.
We have a lot of slow traffic, send me a check.
Hey, today we are bossing and y'all are tripping, bro.
Y'all are tripping.
I got tripping across the line.
It's today I'm at a free man.
It's not a fucking free right now.
Hey, Marlin did official dancing just for dance.
Yep, yep, yep.
Today's a good ass day.
My hands are on top of my head
That they play my song
And I'm gonna die away
Now with my hands I care
With my hands I care
My hands that they play my song
And I'm gonna be okay
Yeah
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Let the code, let the...
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Oh
Let's go U.S.A.!
Yeah!
Fuck.
That's my time.
That is what's at work instead of running.
Yeah, it's not allowed.
We've got the blood that you're just getting around.
Now, come here.
Let's go U.S.A.!
Let's get some energy!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Oh my god, don't tell me...
He's sitting at USA Black and Black.
We got a...
What's up bro?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's a five, here we go.
Perfect.
We got the money.
Yeah, here we go.
What's up bro?
X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75, X-75.
25 each?
Yes!
Make football soccer!
USA! USA!
Thank you so much.
Let's go! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Let's go!
Let's go, man!
Yeah!
If the US wins the game, we call it soccer!
If the US wins the game, we call it soccer!
If the US wins the game, then we'll change the freaking name!
If the US wins the game, we call it soccer!
Son! Son!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
What the fuck is this?
5-0 USA! 5-0 USA!
Let's go, man!
Oh, the stadium!
Boys, it's time, okay?
Oh, that's a damn slip!
It's time for our fuckin' concert to take us home!
Wait, why do they have the...
What's up, how you doin', Martin?
To meet you, man!
To meet you!
Oh, man.
Wait, why do they have it taped off?
Because it's the Levi Stadium of FIFA, as you know what I'm sayin', man.
A little bit strict.
Look, how he feelin'!
How he fuckin' feelin' today, boys!
Great, bro.
Well, let's take him back with us.
I'll put some up on him.
I got a five helicopter.
Oh, shot!
A bear?
A bear!
Yeah!
Crack that shit!
Crack that shit!
Oh my god!
Oh, you nasty dog.
You fucking fat pig.
Yes, son!
USA!
USA!
Let's go!
No type of hyphen.
What's the name of the right gate?
What's the right gate?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Appreciate it.
I love it, bro.
Woo!
Is that us?
We're...
We know we're...
Yo, why don't you and Bosnia flag to the chat, bro?
Yo!
Our planes at this game are worth more than Bosnia's entire country, bro.
I don't want to hear shit.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, that's kind of fucked up.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, why is there so many Bosnia flags, bro, y'all don't even know the country?
Why is there so many Bosnia flags, y'all don't even know it?
Yo, you know we're playing two countries today?
USA's winning, fuck Bosnia, fuck Jeezer!
Okay, these guys are fucking awesome.
Keep smiling, bro.
I can't have a Bosnia best friend growing up, so...
I have a lot of Bosnia viewers.
A lot of Bosnia viewers.
Jack, prediction for the squad today was, I think, it, to be honest, 3-1 USA.
Fuck you, Delta.
Yo, Pete plays his face, Tate, bro.
Pete came light blue.
No, I'm an American flag.
10-0 USA, man.
All I know is CP's going off there.
CP's going off. I'm gonna have a game, bro.
I had a chance. I had a chance.
I had a chance.
I suppose that isn't hard, bro.
It's, uh, that looked good.
I forgot it.
How'd I say it?
Something about Heathrow England.
Bad luck now.
Bad luck now.
Heathrow England.
He scores it.
He scores it.
They got held back!
They got held back!
Oh!
How will you turn?
Oh, how do I turn though?
I only get first.
I just get it.
Let's go USA!
Let's go!
This name is Valon!
Can't eat from England!
He's gone! Bro, you! You have gone chicken!
Have more of this!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Have yours, don't worry.
This name is Valon!
F**KER!
F**KER!
F**KER!
We made it!
We made it!
You
Look at pretty solid right now
I need you to shut my shit out.
Hey, hold on.
Yo, Rob, do your fucking job!
What's it, uh, this again?
How do you do this fucking, fucked-ass tripod, bro?
Now I see what I'm doing.
No, why are we winning in ideas?
Why do we do that?
Yeah, how do you, how do you want the tripod, bro?
How do you-
GOD SUCKER!
I don't do that.
How do you lock it?
How do you lock the tripod?
I don't know.
Why do you think this is yours?
That's because it's football or soccer.
Man, it's called soccer today!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You're not the wrong kid.
We'll get over here.
Okay, can we?
Okay, we'll do right over there.
What's up, bro? Yeah, I got you, man.
Thank you so much.
Yo, yo, chat. We are USA.
Why are y'all letting them overtake the chat with Bosnia flags?
I don't like this. I don't like this energy from the chat right now.
It's a bunch of US people in the chat slamming the Bosnia flag.
Yo, come on.
The Bosnia population is less than the stadium, bro.
There is the US flag.
There's a goal, there's not a goal that you didn't start yet dude.
Ah yes!
Now we're back, it's not going in and out.
This one's perfect.
You're just switch, you're just perfect.
Hey, game, game.
Your ingest keeps going in and out.
Alright, if it's one more time, go to Lacey's ingest.
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm singing a lot of USA right now.
I believe the greatest country in the world, that's the right.
I have no idea where we're going bro.
USA!
USA!
USA!
We need USA to win and we need over over two and a half goals and we catch
Who did Bosnia beat in the group stage?
Nobody
Again Ghana
Who did they beat again?
Oh wrong sport, dude
We're gonna say to it
The game might start
Like insane.
Hey, these schools, hey these schools, hey these schools, hey these schools.
Yeah.
Wait, nah, nah.
What's the thing, what's this?
No, no, no, cause over there is sweets.
I think we got all the way around, you know what I'm saying?
All the way around, you know what I'm saying?
Yes.
I'm switching to Jason until he's left.
His name is Barlon.
No one is singing that, bro.
Hey, these schools, hey these schools.
I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. You were right.
Wait, you just wanna work out? Why are you walking up the fucking Grand Canyon, right?
It's fucking five flights us there. It'll be fine.
First check.
You did not wanna walk like 15 minutes before you get up the water.
No, it's fucking...
You guys told me I had to run. I'm not running again. It's just in the diving gym.
No, it would have been 20 minutes of water.
Oh, sorry.
Oh my God, look! We're here!
Oh my God, it's a storm.
Let's go!
Yo!
Yo!
Come on, we got to make it on TV!
Oh, shit!
Should we make it on TV?
Oh, I saw you at the corner, I was going to punch!
Got fucked up.
I saw the covers.
No, it is Hella Bosnia flags.
What the...
Holy people dude.
Wow.
There's 101 right?
102?
101? 101 right here.
Oh, we gotta see CP one more.
That's the top of the next level.
Oh, I gotta see CP first.
You've never seen? I've never seen CP before.
You've never seen CP before?
There you go. You gotta look at that.
Never seen?
Oh, yeah.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Thank you.
That's okay. Thank you.
Row 4.
What is round four?
Round four!
Round four, see?
See, 19, 20, 21.
Right here, right here, I think right there.
Yo, what's up bro?
I think we're down here, is this 19?
Is this 19?
This is us right here
Right here
Nah
Nah!
We made it!
let's go wait can i show the camera
46 of flames here oh i think we gotta see
what where do we go where do we go
here we go
Let's go, let's go.
Fucking good.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
How did you show us, dude?
You asked. You asked. You asked. You asked.
Here we go. Let's fucking get it on.
Look at this shit man. Wow. Wow.
They don't got this in Sweden, brother. They don't got this in Sweden.
So am I there for no reason, bro.
It's time, boys.
So I have a question. So the USA plays Bosnia and Herzegovina. Why did we play two punchups?
I'm serious!
What? What?
Yes!
What do you want to play?
I don't want that! You to go for it!
You to go! You to go! Thank you! Go push it!
I'm gonna send them off! Send them off!
Thank you, brother! Appreciate it!
Go! Go!
No!
Nah, it's gonna be a good-ass day to me, man!
You're walking out the place right now!
You're walking out the place right now!
Woo!
God, oh my!
I said I'm a broad, James.
You speak to your friends?
Nah, but I'm still, I'm still a kid.
I should be able to...
You really stand up like right there?
No, I'm standing right out.
Yo, if US loses, me, Marlon, Jason,
will upload a threesome on Twitter.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm very confident in CP takes the home.
Any time I look at it.
You look at what?
wait what do you say bro?
wait who are you rooting for?
USA? I bet
come on now
let's get you on the back
ok ok ok
no way
no way
we're going to the US
oh
oh yes
you look so good
what's up bro?
yeah that's it
You're a champion, you're a champion!
You're a champion, you're a champion!
Yo, champion, don't really think you're sick after the bag, be honest, be honest!
Where did you get that balloon?
I don't know, in the beginning of the mouth or what?
That's bored in?
Okay, okay.
That's fucking...
Captain America!
Captain Pusher America!
That's me. That's me indeed. That is fucking me.
I checked, actually, I didn't know what happened.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, hold on. Hold on.
What's happening?
U.S. time!
U.S. time!
U.S. time! Let's go!
U.S.A. you like that?
U.S.A.
Don't go.
Fuck your top, man.
We stopped or we're going.
It's top.
The land of the free.
That's hot boys.
Yeah.
That's the way to U.S. food.
Experiment positive, thanks man.
Wow.
Man, get the money to tap, man.
It's gonna be a sad fucking day
If you would say lose today, man, that's all I'm gonna say. It's a sad fucking day
Hey, let's start a channel. Let's start a channel
U.S. wins the game, we call it soccer
If U.S. wins the game, we call it soccer
Ah, it's so loud
I don't know, yo, I don't know, who?
Who gave us those hands?
I think you just broke them down five minutes before the game was the worst I ever see in my life. I got
All right, we go flags out nice coming out nice coming out
Second time.
Ah, US It has been called.
What are you chingling?
What is JKD?
Yeah, that's it.
Na na na na.
The car's on the left.
Come on, US, score a goal.
No, what are these chances?
See? See? See?
Okay, but first, we got to sing.
Sing to the world.
Cause we roll to a place
I'm alive
With a ginger
Mother, father, take me home
Take me home
Take me home
Hey, we're gonna start that today
We're gonna start that today
Yeah, we're gonna start that today
Yeah, we're gonna start that today
Nice coming out
Wow, look at the stars
Wow
Get on board, get on board
Let's go C.P.
Let's go J ago!
U.S.S. U.S.S. U.S.S U.S.S.S U.S.S.S U.S.S.S U.S.S.S U.S.S.S
you
you
you
you
you
That's for space! That's for space!
Are you talking?
Oh, never mind.
You have to fuck it.
I'll hear it.
I'll hear it.
Yeah!
Can you see
The long, dirty line
What so proudly we hailed
And the twilight's past me.
What's the price in Christ's cost?
Through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming
And the rocket's red glare
That the bombs bursting in air
They flew through the night that our flag was still there.
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
Oh, the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's go!
This time, baby.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Fighter Jets, out!
It's almost time.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
That's a freedom bird!
Fuck yeah!
I've had so much work.
The last years of my life, I've been...
Oh, yeah, we got this right here.
We got these out there.
America!
Your shit's melting, you're melting, man.
Oh my God, you're a child.
What the fuck are you doing?
Lie down!
Is it actually?
Is it also letting me?
Oh boy!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Did you hear that?
It sounds!
Three minutes!
Oh, wait!
You gotta play a part of it!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
They gotta play a party in the USA.
Jesus!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my god.
What's that? What are you doing?
They're just hitting three games, bro.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Let's go to shit, Jack.
Wow.
We got one second, bro.
We did have got one second.
USA, USA.
We got one second.
We got one second.
Two, one, rock, go!
Oh, it's dead, it's dead, let's see.
No, what's going on? Remember?
Oh no, oh no! No, hell no!
All right, all right, I'll fucking pull it!
Nooooo!
Not like that, we're standing up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One's over there baby.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh no.
Hey!
Hey!
You!
Hey!
Hey!
You!
What's going on?
Hey!
I think I'm out of here, do you see me?
Where's the key to that?
The key is gone.
Oh, shit.
It's all good, man.
It's all good.
Hey, hey, hey, get the ball to CP!
I'm kidding, it's printing.
Wait, no, that's the answer to the answer.
Here we go. Yeah, we're moving out.
Can't even touch the water bomb. There you go. There you go.
There we go. There we go, baby. Yeah! Yeah!
Come on, we need to touch down, bro.
Understood bro!
It's our chance, now, now's your chance!
I'm serious.
I'm not.
Take it off, take it off, take it off.
You're not going to be this way?
No, no, no.
Should we do the...
If the US is the game, we call the soccer.
Hi, ready?
Hey, hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's go, boys!
Here you go!
Come on, USA!
I didn't even go for it.
Oh, shit.
Nice one.
Come on, CP.
Nice.
Good ball.
We're good.
We're good, we're good.
How does he even make this car turn bro?
I think I'll just hand it back to us.
Come on, lots of things out here.
How do we allow it?
They have one section, they have one section.
How are they out here?
Because we don't have any chances.
Yes we do, yes we do.
Okay, ready?
I don't, I don't.
No, no, no, no.
If the US wins the game, we call this soccer!
Come on, yo.
I think we're out of style.
Bro, you better grab your presentation.
Hey everybody.
Hey everybody.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, you gotta get the three of us.
We're going to get to the tree, bro.
It's got a corner into a header into a goal. Watch this.
We're into a header.
I like this a lot. I like this a lot.
Here we go.
Corner header.
Hold on, hold on.
Now we can see the goal.
See that position.
What happened? What happened? What happened?
Ohhhhh!
Lay her down, lay her down.
What the rest?
Saaannnnd...
Bosnia's gonna sleep us?
No type of fate.
Yo, aren't a lot of people in this band.
Maybe there's anybody in the chat
that should actually film Bosnia's back.
I think I was on the phone, honestly.
I'm on the chat.
You might break a sound here.
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
You might break a sound in here.
New West Side!
New West Side!
We do a change here for you.
How do you use the accent with one of these?
I'm not used to it.
Well, then we gotta train a new one.
We gotta train a new one.
Nice! Ah, it's him on.
What are you talking about?
What are you actually talking about?
Explain the ball.
In my mouth.
You got a bound, ref!
USA!
That's the sign.
I'm out of function.
I'm out of function.
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
You can't do it!
What the fuck?
You can't do it!
Dude!
That's a college football team!
Oh, we gotta just...
We gotta just...
We gotta just...
We gotta just...
We gotta just...
We gotta just...
We gotta just...
Oh, the shit on the whole rock right now!
What the fuck?
Yo, where's he gonna turn it, sir?
Yo, LeBron, where you going?
Oh, thank you!
Well, I don't know, man.
I'm not far. It could be a little over time.
A little extra time, man.
It could be a little extra time.
Nah, bro. Who was that?
What did you just mean? It could be.
Who was that perlet, they see?
Over two and a half years.
Yeah, I'm not far.
What are you talking about, bro? We're eight minutes in.
This guy is paint watching, huh?
I was watching.
I don't even hear the boss, I can't hear him.
The boss is like pretty conceal.
Come on!
Tackle him!
Yeah!
Okay!
Hey, sometimes, you know what I say?
It's like playing with your phone before you start eating.
That's all.
I don't feel I'm out of words, but I'm going to go soon, get a hold of this.
Come on!
I'm not hollering, bro.
Can't put balls like that man, absolutely not.
Come on, come on, come on.
One ball.
Oh my God, dude.
I'm going to change, I'm going to change.
We gotta get our session high, bro.
We're all sitting down.
So, let's start this big push-in.
I'm just gonna bring the paper again.
Different ones.
We can do uh, everywhere we go, people want help.
Oh that's a fucking battle team!
Oh, that's a quick attack.
That's a quick attack.
Hey, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
Everyone, that's the quarter kicks.
So quarter kicks, we gotta say it.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
Great save.
Great save.
Bullshit.
Oh, no.
What's going on, guys?
Look at this.
Where is USA?
Oh, by the USA.
Here we go.
USA.
USA.
USA.
USA.
USA.
USA.
USA.
USA.
Go!
Shot, shot, shot, shot!
Gooooooo!
Go bro. Keep the ball.
You can't do that!
We're good.
Go in there, Fender.
Oh, nice.
What a save.
Oh, my God.
What a save.
What a save.
Oh, my God.
What a save.
One down, this is fucking.
Yo, so far, I've gone in that match.
The goal is amazing.
The goal is playing great out there.
Really saving the balls.
Great comments, everybody.
It's a pleasure.
New York City.
New York City.
New York City.
Yeah, I like that one.
What do you say now I got there?
That's what I get.
There we go, there we go. Easy money. Easy money.
Two left, stay!
Oh, another one? Nice.
He's the most famous guy here.
I'm not gonna like dress with fuck this time.
The way we're playing right now, yeah, but when you say that they're best, we're the best team in the world, right?
That's right, that's right.
They're hard on them, Bruce.
Wait, if they kick a ball and it goes over the left, we're going to kick it.
Not yet?
Yeah.
We have to bring your hands.
Honestly, I think you have to play better second half, because you have to see what's going on.
Come on!
Great ball, great ball, great ball, absolute phenomenal ball.
What do you have?
Are you looking for fucking Bosnia, dude?
That was USA, you don't fuck on me.
No, it seems like he's sleeping in Newspaper.
You're sleeping in Newspaper Bosnia, bro.
You don't fucking sleep in USA.
Hey, he's illegal!
I'm sleeping.
I got a little bit too American there, guys, that's a little bit too trooper, you know what
I like this working on this as well.
I don't know how it, I mean it could be louder right now, there's no way.
What is that?
Dude, we're going to run back.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Yeah, dude, we're gonna work back, work back.
Nice, nice.
Corner, corner, corner.
Oh, man, that's shit, bro.
Not a corner, man.
Okay, I mean, that's it.
I think they got something to do.
There's still the best team in the world.
I just crashed so far down there.
I've been to a French game where I've played a lot.
Oh, I didn't play a lot.
Nice head.
Okay, how's it going now? Who's looking better? Do you want to say hi to Maz again?
I'm not sure.
I'm going to say it probably, but it's pretty tight.
That's all right.
Listen to that.
Definitely not Maz.
Oh, what was that?
Maz, of course you guys can do that.
You guys aren't sure of miracles, are you saying?
America!
They changed the cadence a little bit, it's the same to the letters.
No, it's good, it's good.
Oh!
Corner, corner, corner!
Hey, what's the key for corner?
Where's the paper?
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Everybody!
Shots! Shots!
I'm going to make you throw it on the waters.
I heard you on the wrong way.
We have more passers-to-hows are holding goal on.
We should move the offense forward.
We're trying to touch down here to pass it the wrong way.
We don't want it.
We don't want it.
We don't want it.
We don't want it.
We don't want it.
We don't want it.
Oh!
Oh, God!
Wow. Very close.
I had a ghost in the engine.
And I touched down coming soon.
I agree.
Touched down soon, bro.
Are you going to hit him in the face?
Hit him in the face?
What are these things?
See?
Oh, I don't know.
It's not really saying anything.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, you almost had it in, bro.
It's got to be Goldie interference in it, huh?
Is that a thing?
He's got a name that's very good.
Is Goldie interference a thing?
What the fuck?
Goldie interference.
Like, the Goldie, like, he's interfering with the player.
I think that's how it works.
No, I play soccer.
Oh, you play soccer? What's this you play, man?
I usually play camp.
Camp?
Oh, cool. I used to play center back mid.
I'm really nice. A lot of the yards, though.
A lot of the yards.
Oh
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Did you take the injury?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Did you take the injury?
Wow!
Did you take the injury?
Wow!
Okay, let's battle.
He's having an event.
He scores, and he scores, and he scores, scores, scores!
I don't want for a chance.
I should have better hang out with someone else.
USA!
Jason's teeth is Bosnian colors.
Are they jealous?
No.
My teeth are not Bosnian colors, dude.
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Oh, my God!
It's like you've got this young.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
United States.
The U.S. of A.
Come on!
Come on!
United States.
Come on!
Come on!
Game.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
You're in the right house, so there's a mark.
So right now, it's 0-0.
Both teams have been kicking the ball to back and forth.
going to the other side, going to the other side, pretty smooth.
That's how they go for a goal.
I guess that's how they go for a goal.
There. Stop.
What is that? Wrong, guys.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Not one from right, Jack.
Are those our planes?
Are those our planes?
Who says they're regular planes?
I'm missing.
There's a regular plane.
Oh, they're back there.
Don't know what that is.
Oh, there you go.
USA! USA!
Oh my god, bro, here we go!
Ahh!
Come on, we look way better than this.
What are we doing?
You're not allowed to move.
You're not allowed to move.
You're not allowed to move.
You're not allowed to move.
Hey!
Oh!
What a great angle!
I don't want to move!
I don't want to move!
Are you fucked?
What the hell?
Go, go, go!
Let's go, you wigs!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You wigs!
Yeah!
You wigs!
Yeah!
Take it easy.
Yeah.
You
Say!
Yeah!
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks, thank you.
Thank you.
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.
Keep rolling, rolling.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yo, get up, get up.
You got to hide out.
Ah, I'm coming.
Thanks, man.
Hey, guys.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey, you're losing.
Yeah!
Hey, you're losing.
Hey, come on, man.
Hey, hey.
Come on.
Hey, come on, man.
That's you look like a hot dog that you look like a
Oh, no.
No.
No.
Give me this.
You can get a burrito.
A burrito natural hot dog.
What is that?
That's some chunchie.
That's your little like a...
America!
Famous, are you ready?
He plays for the Viet Nam.
He plays for the Viet Nam.
Sit down, we good.
Oh my god, excited.
I believe that we won.
We won.
Yes!
We won.
We won.
We won.
That's what I brought.
That's what I brought.
Hey, tell that to what?
To that place.
To what?
To the place.
On the Holy Fence.
Holy Fence.
Yes, good luck in this hot dog machine.
It's good?
I had a holly.
I had a holly.
I had a holly.
How you doing?
I'm good.
How you doing?
Actually, I do veggies.
Ah, shit.
That's all the veggies.
Yeah, I do veggies.
Okay.
Can I please do a powerade as well?
Okay.
I do a powerade as well.
Nice.
One powerade.
Next one.
Powerade?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to drink one drink.
Let me get a Power Rage.
Not for the hydration break.
I'll fast you right here.
You can see the players get a hydration break. We're sharing.
These are one, too.
He's going to look like a resident.
He's going to look like a choice.
Hi, can I have a coke?
Of course you can.
Thank you.
And that's a regular call.
Well, we're missing the game.
I can't believe you don't want to get to that game.
Goal!
Italy, come on!
You have to go!
We're gonna pay, we're gonna pay!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
Please!
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
Bro, where did I hide at that fucking game?
I can't see the field.
Thank you so much!
All good?
Oh, we can have caps here?
Fuck!
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Thank you!
One musty.
This is a plate.
I see drink that, Patrick.
I'm drinking it.
Oh, the ketchup muster.
Did you just ask for a catch up in mustard and me a pen?
Now, I'm raising the right spot where to look.
Yeah, make a move.
USA!
USA!
Fucking shit.
I'm having a hard time.
I'm tired.
I'm a little crazy, bro.
From a lot of police meditators.
You sure you're being set up?
No, no, no.
I don't want to close the ethos with a...
Please get out of here.
I'm gonna kill you.
Joe!
Nah, you crazy as hell, bro.
Oh
What?
What?
What is happening?
Doug, you're not for what?
What is that?
No, you're not for what?
You are?
You are?
You are?
You are?
You are?
You are?
You are?
You are?
How do I eat this?
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
They're loud, no?
USA!
USA!
they are on a loop, not bad
What, what, what, what, what are you, I'm not tripping like that, you're, what, am I tripping like that?
You just, I'll make your fucking part of it, you.
Is that a new channel or what?
I think it's a new, is that a new channel?
Oh, it's a better channel.
Thank you very much.
He's gonna take it.
He's gonna take it.
He's gonna take it.
Come on! I need to do it.
You got this, you got this.
You got this.
You got this.
6th American football buddy, 6th American football buddy.
Terrible, terrible.
I'm gonna fill this out, I'm walking out of here.
How do those guys end up?
Well, this is the last one to finish it.
I
Oh
What's up?
Bro.
Did you want to sit here?
Why is the rep in the crowd, bro?
What are you moaning and groaning about over there?
Oh, that's a red, that's a red one.
Red, bro, that's a red!
Set the foot up.
Who would say scored?
Now, how the fuck would they score, bro?
I'm watching the game.
Holy shit.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Don't scare me like that!
Our player almost...
Oh no!
Does the user...
Usually make it out of roots?
You didn't finish your glissie
My face
We're out of football, can't stop getting fucking political!
I've actually talked about fucking politics. I don't know who that person is.
What do the Thugs know about politics?
Nothing!
Can you start the wave?
I'm down to start the wave!
No, you guys get the wave!
That's how to start a wave or not?
Start a wave?
Start a wave, y'all!
Let's start a wave!
Let's start a wave!
Ready?
Ready?
Three, two, one!
Hey!
This way, this way, that way!
Let's go wave that way!
That way, that way!
Ready?
Ready?
Three, two, one!
Hey!
Damn!
damn
one more, one more, one more top
two, three, way
oh my god, oh my god
he's about to jump
I'm going to kill him
give me the third pick you guys
Come on, come on!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Thank you so much, guys!
You're doing a beautiful job!
I got a quarter, quarter!
I believe that we will win!
You need to go for a hat-top, honestly.
Guess I'm on that one.
Tell me, where's implicit weight goals, bro?
Tell me your weight goals, bro.
Where is he?
Don't say me.
You need a word to get your shit better, bro.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I think we keep trying for the way we can do it.
It's a little bit, but every time it's been so scary.
How did they get drumsy?
No, no, take the bomb back, US.
Take the bomb back, US.
That's not what, that's not what, that's not what.
No rep, you guys!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Yeah!
USA! USA!
USA!
No, no, no, no.
What are we doing?
I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
Go, go, go.
I'll be right behind you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
You are the best!
You are the best!
Oh my God, you are the best!
Last round!
This is my team's last game.
Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!
It's called soccer!
That was a good one.
Last team.
Wow!
What a awesome training!
Touchdown!
No, that's not good.
Hey, I know you know how it is.
I don't even see my country score first.
Oh my god, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
That's a nice lifting bro.
He's on a lifting.
Go Paul!
I want to see that bend my head.
Be honest.
Who is the best player on Team U.S. Secretary to say?
No, he's not as lucky as he is.
CP, CP, CP.
Will this be better?
Yep, CP better.
He's past games.
I was like, monkey.
It's a close second.
What happened?
Did you get in the face of him?
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I believe.
I BELIEVE ... I BELIEVE THAT WE ...
I BELIEVE THAT WEE?
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I told get out of here...
I told you that dad was gonna word
Yo somethingiting over here'
Christian cœur Better Bob
You might be hurt, or it's routine.
Who is it? Who is it?
I don't know, it's a kick-off.
This is my 10 year old kid.
Signs out, buttons out! Hey, if you put me on a...
I'm just trying to move it.
Is that a...
Wait, I'm hearing it.
This is your first time.
Wait, is Bosnia European?
Come on, get up!
How do you know?
how many european teams are the US gonna knock off in their own sport just start calling it soccer bros
they're saying bro they're saying oh now oh you guys are being the 61st
the 61st best in the world, let's go
but before it was my gift that smashed USA
I hope he's okay bro.
Get up!
Get up!
Lacey, you're actually the only American on the stream right now?
Guys, Jason was born in America.
I am American.
Even though he's technically black.
Vietnam? East? Vietnamese?
The enemies?
The enemies, yes.
I'll put them in the US, which means I'm going to US.
Yes, I'm going to US.
OK.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh, no legal policies.
Me, honey.
The visits.
That's...
Good for you.
Oooh, let's eat!
Bro, I was gonna keep my box open.
Yo, I've been doing a kitchen like that.
That's heck bro.
You clean your face bro?
What do you mean?
We got hot dog stains on your face.
What?
It's not hot dog stain, it's just probably a American flag.
No disrespect to..
wastewater.
You parents are all right.
What is this shit?
This is a car.
Come on, refs!
It's gotta be a red top penalty kick there!
I'm ready to see how she goes.
I'll say we're trying a little half time.
Half time, no half time.
Half top penalty.
I don't think everybody wants to dance all the way down to the stage.
Everybody dance from the United States to the top.
You have to.
You left.
You F.A.
You F.A.
You F.A.
You left.
You F.A.
You F.A.
You F.A.
You left.
You F.A.
You F.A.
You left.
You F.A.
You left.
You F.A.
You left.
You F.A.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, CP.
Ow.
This might be a ball out, though.
This might be a little 5-8-0 game, believe it or not.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on!
Ah!
One more! One more chance!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Catch it!
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
It's an eight-miss for me.
Shoot!
One whistle.
One, two, three.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
The garbage man.
The garbage man's gotta be from Mozambique.
No, it feels great with that.
He's gonna try to hide him, bro!
Come on, man.
I'm gonna blow the whistle for you.
That's what the USA does, you'll be dominating.
That's what it is, you'll be dominating.
Chad, who does USA play back to be with?
That game was crazy, I'm gonna lie, that game was crazy.
We might actually 4-1 Belcher.
Belcher doesn't even say a chance against USA.
It's actually a warm-up game.
The ball in the field!
Oh my God!
Where is he?
I don't see him.
Oh my God!
Balagun!
Balagun!
Balagun!
I'm here.
Yeah!
Yeah!
USA!
USA!
Yeah!
Come on!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
What is that noise?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Can we get a photo with you guys?
Please take a picture.
Please, let's go.
Who's that one?
Maybe we can use it to sing country music.
Alright, ready?
Ready to use the kids?
Awesome.
Wait, that's where you're going.
Sing country music.
Y'all know a country road or not?
Y'all know, take me on country road.
Alright ready? We're gonna sing you a half time.
Ready? Ready? Here's the lyrics, man.
In real, let's start right here.
Alright, ready? Three, two, one.
And she runs, makes me run to a place I belong!
You're the only one that's got...
Guys, why do we see real people?
What?
I think...
There you go!
Can I get a phone number?
There you go.
I appreciate it.
I can't get out of here!
What's up friend, what's going on?
Thank you!
God bless you.
Sorry, thank you.
You want to stand up?
No.
I'll be back.
I know.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm seeing people sing this song.
I'm singing it.
I want you to do it.
I'm not sure.
No.
No, there's space.
There's space.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you want me to say anything?
We got a link.
I'm gonna say, come on.
There's space.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's me too.
Yeah, I'm not gonna drink that.
You'll be great. You'll be great.
You're famous for this?
That's pretty cool. I'm pretty hard. Thank you.
You made it right, bro.
Let's go.
I don't know. I'm not gonna get this.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Let's start another channel.
We need energy.
I've been trying to catch all they want to do is USA.
Please, remain on guard.
Shit.
I'm just a bit of an actor.
I wanna be a bit of a match.
Microstar, please.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not an actor.
I'm not an actor.
I'm not an actor.
I'm not an actor.
I'm not an actor.
I'm not an actor.
What's up, man?
How's it going?
I love it.
I'm a little boost guy.
Holy cunt, you're slick.
I'm really impressed.
What is that?
I'm a little boost guy.
I'm gonna get a beer.
Oh, that's a beer?
No, it's not.
It's good. A Brucey is a beer.
No, it's not.
It is.
It is.
How the fuck are you?
I'm trying.
Don't trade, kid. It's not good.
I've been around for like five years.
You've been around for five years, bro.
five years
You're going to win it.
You're going to win it.
What's up, how you doing?
What's going on?
You're going to USA!
USA!
USA!
What's going on?
What's going on?
You should have won that.
I know.
You should have won that.
No.
That's because you're a good game.
You're going to stream at 8.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
Oh my gosh, oh my god.
Oh, man.
Take me home.
We're gonna get back.
We have to learn how to make it.
They have to learn how to make it.
Can we get a picture?
Yeah, of course.
We're gonna get a picture.
Take me picture.
Thank you.
I know it's a lie.
USA.
Hey!
Yeah
That's a U.S. invasion, for sure.
You got what it means after?
It means fighting a big family to keep you from trouble.
I appreciate it.
Nice to see you.
Oh, no, no, no.
Nice to see you.
You got it.
You got it.
Hey, man.
How are you?
Hey, yo, man.
You'll be great, man.
Good.
The Rocks, the boys!
Just say, Rocks the boys!
Rocks the boys!
All right, try and give me a picture.
Yeah.
Someone down on the side!
Lacey!
That's our boy!
Happy Lacey!
I got you, I got you.
OK.
I'll show you.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm fine.
I'm killed in the world, man.
I'm fine.
We believe that we won't win.
We believe that we won't win.
We believe that we won't win.
Get out of here.
That's what you want to say.
The ref said.
The ref said.
All of them, right?
That's good.
That's good.
He's on him, he's on him.
Hey, it's your coach, man.
We've got him, bro.
It is, it is.
You literally shot all of us, bro.
No, someone's really good at idealizing.
You're getting in the flow with your heart.
I lost, I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I just got to take my respect for it. I love it.
All right, thank you bro. Hope you guys enjoyed the game. Enjoy the very problem.
Thank you guys.
and the team is winning.
Don't keep going.
Now, let's give them a big round of applause.
Game time, young.
Game time, game time, game time.
Let's get it, brother.
Game time, young.
Good stream.
Good.
Oh, bro.
You were still on the big.
You were on the big.
Why are they doing this?
It's a medical round.
oh
Oh
Get the camera, bro!
Get us on the camera!
Get us on the camera!
Ahhhhhh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
The full-fledged attack is welcome back with a full-fledged pause run on Yellow Road Flames.
Woo!
Okay, check.
Up and down.
Up and down.
Up and down.
Up and down.
Shake me off.
Up and down.
Up and down.
You won! You won! You won!
What's the state of it?
I'm ducking, I'm ducking.
They're trying to go push me.
I'm not a game, bro.
I'm just gonna get it right, Steve.
I'm ready for the second half.
Yes!
I lock in, boys.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
10.
Ew.
Hey!
6.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
How are we going to get to see them?
How are we going to get to see them?
All right, just a follow-up.
Just follow-up.
Yes!
What's up here, look for the chance.
Hey!
SS, SS, SS, SS, SS!
SS!
Come on, boys!
SS!
SS!
SS!
SS!
SS!
SS!
Oh yeah, CP!
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Did not attack.
All right, come on.
Press him, press him, press him.
That looks like Bosnia has good head.
Nice.
Ah.
Let's see something.
Hey!
That was pretty funny, you know.
Oh, oh, oh, look at that.
Oh, oh, oh.
You gotta pass that one, yeah.
Yeah, that one, you gotta pass that one.
It's getting greedy, bro.
Look out, Gums!
The CP!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Almost.
Let's go for the set!
Let's go for the set!
Vamos!
USA! USA!
USA! USA!
USA!
Yeah, you actually look a better than France.
Come on, come on, get down.
Oh, I feel it.
You're feeling it behind us?
Just me two boys.
I know.
I love you too.
I know.
I'm not just an astronaut who has to win.
Oh, is he a knock-out?
No, not from the shit's miss.
It's just the USA is the best defense in the world.
I'm sure you can see a bow right in front of us, right?
Oh, thank you.
Get him, man.
Thank you.
This is real.
Of course, yeah.
Oh, honey.
Uh, like my Max.
I'm going next!
That'll be the demo.
Let's go, GEO!
Let's go, brother!
I'll be straight, I can't understand what you're saying.
Put your head to him, man.
Yeah!
You have saved my view.
What do you know?
That's the record, that's the record.
What is that?
Record!
Thank you brother.
Unfortunately, it has to be official.
It has to be official.
It's the simplest.
Is it going to be a great tire?
No!
Now we got a section, now we make a change, always double wait.
Thank you bro, hey enjoy the day!
Thank you bro.
Did you know something, Marlon?
What's up man, how you doing?
How you guys talking to you?
Yeah!
Just ballas' ya bro.
Oh my god!
That's a really good one.
Here we go!
Oh!
Thank you everyone.
There you are.
Thank you very much.
You're the best.
You're the best.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Where are you from?
Osama.
Osama.
That's all three of us, yeah.
All right.
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
Now, where are you going?
Stop! Looking at my tits.
That's a shot.
Oh!
That was a shot.
That was a nice shot out there.
That was a nice shot at home.
Hello.
That was a round.
I believe that we will win.
I need tomorrow's.
I need tomorrow's.
Country road!
Is there any other game?
Wait, is there one more game?
It is one more game.
What game is that?
I don't know.
Alright.
I believe all my nasa beaches are coming out.
Hold on now!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There's a way of just coming.
There's a way of just coming.
There's someone's story.
Someone's story?
Yeah.
It should be us.
It should be us.
You gotta get the wave going.
Get it, let's go.
Ready?
Ready?
It's up to you, bro.
It's up to you.
Alright, ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
I mean, you know, you think there's a fucking little bit of work here that can't be done.
But I think you've got a small amount of money.
No!
I just thought...
I thought you'd be asked for a moment.
I don't think you should have come here.
I'm a horror man!
I'm a horror man bro!
I'm not gonna get slayered!
Hey man, don't you give me any fucking questions!
You didn't want to walk 15 minutes in a fucking state!
No if you're not scared then play it for the first 10 minutes!
You're a saint! You're a saint!
You're a saint!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh, bitch!
Oh, was he a dead man?
Shit!
Was he a dead man?
Oh, was he a dead man?
Oh, was he a dead man?
Oh
I'm a size 6 paintball.
I mean, they're all seeing the green small-time person.
Yes, kids!
This looks good!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here's that first version!
Ah!
Ahhhh!
I'll show you some of these other channels.
You might be going viral again.
Here we go, sir!
Hey man!
If you love your little picture!
No, Chad, you know what might happen, Chad?
What might sauce on a TV, and that's why I went up to $30,000.
No, it's a good thing.
I think I went viral on a jumbotop.
All of the sudden, I jumped up 20k viewers.
Ohhhh.
You good ass?
Yeah.
They're all from TV.
Oh nice.
Thank you.
What's up bro?
Good man.
Hey man, let's focus on the game boys.
Alright, you win say.
Of course bro, you got a pin.
They take the cake and break your guys, uh,
I can't believe you're trying so hard.
I'm just gonna tell you what, man.
Keep it pushing!
Now this is a bad pass, though.
Let's start putting that pass along the line.
I was for that room.
How long do you think the best out there is on this?
How long do you think the best out there is on this?
There's hydration breaks I don't want it.
No you go.
That's it.
I don't want any of the best in this.
This is an anime job to this day to you bro.
You couldn't do a 10 minute job to this day.
I was preparing for the game I'd be in shape.
You understand I'm a happy first one.
Good morning already.
You're a champion, it's good.
Listen, listen.
Check, could I put a national team or not?
You say if I lived like five years ago in my sister's ship,
would I be able to have paid the bill to be placed in different places?
No, you're not going to know, sorry.
APPLAUSE
Let's go, Balican!
USA! Here we go.
I'd like to see it.
USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
No!
That's not Valigant!
Hey, did you learn that one from that shit?
That's Valigant! Get on the fucking ground!
That's Valigant! No, I can't do Valigant.
Valigant, no!
Valigant!
Valigant, no!
Valigant, get up!
That's mine, huh?
Falcon, we need you!
You got me, huh?
Oh, look, look, look, look.
There's all this one.
Let's go.
Falcon, you gotta get him.
He's rolling around like he's practicing.
Falcon's good, right?
Falcon's good.
I'm gonna be glad to do so.
You have to be the one first to get there.
Falcon, we need you.
Yeah.
I don't think so I think USA got a chance to be hard I think USA got it
I think he's going down.
I think that's him.
We're not a player?
No.
No.
Who is the red now on?
Who's the red now on?
USA are not together.
On who? On who?
Who is the red now on?
Who's the red now on?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
No, what the hell was that?
Oh, my God.
Alligan?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
That's not sad.
No, it's not.
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's made for a U.S.
I'll look at the uv
He's up in his pocket
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, don't do this!
Ask the everybody
Another party of United States
Committee, signal, serious
Patrol!
Patrol!
Police!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Hey, not only has he the best striker to save,
but he can't do something else.
He's not here next to him.
Raps you stop! Raps you stop!
RAPS FUCK YOU!
RAPS BOOTS
Nooo!
Nooo!
Balican! Nooo!
No!
Bro, how do you think this is gonna happen?
I'm not in line for fun.
Bro, I'm back down.
Brother, we need Balican for a battle.
We need Balican for a battle.
I'm not in line, but at least we win this game.
Who's the next question?
Yes.
No, they're gonna change two names.
Nice game, man.
I don't even want to support you.
There's no fucking way.
I'll get it.
Wait, are you kidding me?
That makes it not fun, bro.
That makes it just not fun, bro.
That was a million red or no?
Is that actually red?
I didn't see what happened.
Oh, no, wait, we can't play the next game.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
I just have fucking school.
I just have fucking school.
I just have fucking school.
I just have fucking school.
It was just...
Do you like step on it for some reason?
Let it be messy bro. Let it be fucking messy.
Get it right. Get it right.
All my soul, I just want you to know.
Messy did this. Messy did this.
Messy did the same thing about a yellow car.
That reference from Bosnia.
That reference from Bosnia.
That same thing Messy did.
I can't believe this. I can't believe this. Oh my god. We can't make it. It's on the set.
We can win this game easy. Yeah, we can win this game for sure.
But, next game is over, bro.
Some rules without bad luck done.
There's no way we're not going to see Cunstry throwing us out of this game, right?
Oh, he's attacking now.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
On the ground, counterattack, on the other side.
Oh my God, hey, Marlon, go steal that kid!
Move that way!
I'm gonna post in that case a lot like that the camera was on the kid right next to us.
What is it for what?
Oh, okay.
Let's get a little closer.
It's really decent to go.
I'm gonna take that one for a beer.
We lost that one. That's actually so bad.
You gotta eat chugger, and hands over thighs, there we go.
We can't get a little shot.
Oh, and I'm wasting it.
Oh, leave me out of there.
Oh, I like this one.
I like this one.
Oh, we can't be better than them.
Massey says fuck.
You're not gonna understand this.
You're gonna be the one to kill him.
You better just take it away.
You're gonna be the one to kill him.
Oh!
You're gonna be the one to kill him.
I really just need your money.
You're gonna be the one to kill him.
You're gonna be the one to kill him.
You're gonna be the one to kill him.
What do you have?
All right, fool!
How do you get your peace?
I said get away!
No, no, no, no, no.
What the?
Ah!
Oh, my God.
Come on.
No way you're drinking a beer right now!
Somebody do something!
Oh, nice!
Take it all now, we got it each other
They got stars down, moving with you
And I can't get a shot
Oh, my heart's breaking
Yo, champ, can somebody show me the flute over here?
And I'm in the middle of a swim
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They want to be like the Cianobar
You're not a Cianobar
They don't want the US to win
They're not going to win
So they take our best player
The bullshit right from the Cianobar
It's a script
They don't want the land of the brain to take their home
They don't want it to start being called soccer
What the fuck is a soccer?
What the fuck is a soccer?
He's not wrong, bro
He's not wrong though, bro
They took away our best player.
I'm not a guy!
I'm not a guy!
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
He's gonna... he's gonna win!
Jason, can I get a picture?
Yeah, um...
Appreciate it!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my God!
I'm waiting!
Oh, whoa, they have another pair!
Let's go, Lawrence!
Why is it so refreshing?
Are you guys scared?
No, but it's just hot out in here.
Super-I'd say it's disgusting.
No.
Oh no, no, no, Bosnia, no.
Give me the hero, give me, give me, give me, give me.
We're saved. We need you, Policic. We need you.
I have an actual question for you, so do you know how the U.S. has 10 players right now?
Here you go, Dad.
Oh, it's just like...
Team USA!
Team USA!
Team USA!
Team USA!
Team USA!
Team USA!
One second, bro.
One second.
Game's on.
come on John
why is watching the Kennybump
hey can I get the fishes a little
come on Kennybump
hey Marley can I get the fishes a little
hey Lacey the youtuber
yeah man
come on
have a good one though
ask me should
get the fish a little
get the fish a little
come on
come on
Yeah, it's a good one.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Substitution, Bosnia and prison building.
Yeah, more substitutions.
It must be a deal with one extra person.
You claim that cottage is your place.
You are playing number 15.
Bosnia's got two countries in an extra play out.
What an awkward game to play.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
I can see all the time.
I can't stop.
Honestly, the U.S. might score again, but...
Mr. Polizzi is the LeBron James of soccer.
If anyone can do it, it's him.
Why are you fucking kidding me?
Take that fucking cover.
Come back.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA, USA, USA.
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
Come on, guys.
Remember the Boston Tea Party, they doubted us, but we prevailed, we got this.
You ever heard of a battle with the Alamo?
You don't know shit about them.
You've heard it told you the worst exactly.
Nothing to do, it's an American game.
C.T.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God.
No.
No, listen, no!
Get it to the top!
It's $16,000!
Oh, my God!
It's a full-time, full-time best player!
This is an act-all!
This is an act-all!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What the fuck?!
Fuck you!
Raps!
What the f*** is he going to f***?
Bo, he's not getting up. He's not getting up.
Who's asking bad?
He's not getting up.
What does it matter? Wait, he's getting up.
Is he limping?
Is he limping? He's good.
CP! CP!
Shit the fuck up
We're moved off, Seidl!
I didn't make this move, I shouldn't have said that.
Waaaaaah!
That wasn't even off, yo, they didn't even move the offside move, it's ruling football.
Not the offside move, it's ruling football.
It doesn't even make sense, it's not a legitimate move.
It's just Raph's way of trying to win the game.
You'll move the offside move.
Let's go! Let's go, bitch!
Let's go! Let's go!
You are safe! You are safe!
You are safe! You are safe! You are safe! You are safe!
You are safe! And we know it's time.
Now it's fuzzy time.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yellow Fog, found you.
Yeah, he's taking it, he's just taking it.
I love it.
Give it to him.
Give it to him, give it to him.
Nice.
Congratulations.
You won!
You won!
You won!
You won!
You won!
Oh my god, face!
Face, face, face.
What a shot! What a shot!
We have 10 players, we have 10 players, by the way.
What a fucking shot, Brown.
What a shot!
You have this, you know!
Fuck you! Go home!
Go home!
Go home!
Go home!
Go home!
Go home!
Go home!
GO HOME!
One more! One more!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Go on to the next round.
Go on to the next round.
Go on to the next round.
Start an epidemic.
Everybody's on their phones.
I have to.
Go on.
Back in town.
What is it?
It's like Juanita, like,
how do you get scored on like,
you're gonna have to play your game.
No.
No.
I love it, man.
Let's go to the center goal.
Let's go to the center goal.
What a shot, man.
What a shot.
What a shot.
What a shot.
What a goal, people.
USA is the best team in the World Cup, the best team.
Give us Belgium!
Time alive, we can kill, we can kill Belgium.
I don't care who it is, give us Belgium, give us Spain, give us Mexico, give us France,
Give us everyone between
Oh my god get out of here.
Take the man out of here.
I don't know what happened.
Did you miss a time on that show?
Zoom.
You're going to get up!
You're going to get up!
You're going to get up!
You're going to get up!
Get up!
Have you just heard of NANA NANA?
Nah, you last.
NANA NANA!
That thing was straight up?!
Check your boat, Joe!
Swiss Rates of Mind!
And you're up to 15!
Wait, is this guy set up?
Mr. President, here I am.
Mr. President, here I am.
I'm the President of the U.S. Army.
I live under the command of the Social Commission.
I'm here to speak with you.
I'm here to honor, reprimand, happy,
and I'll say to you,
to give your best and in place not playing the first game,
the best game of all time.
Park the bus! Park the bus!
In 2010, that's the last time you've made it to the 16th.
Damn, it's been a while boys. It's been a while.
No, it's 12.
You're making $4,000.
Oh, man, you got a lot.
100 in the tax.
There you have a deal without Bobblerd.
No, man, no Bobblerd.
Yeah, but that's an excuse to get a blues.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm gonna go get a blue.
I'm gonna go get a blue.
I'm gonna get a blue.
I'm gonna get a blue.
I'm gonna get a blue.
I'm gonna get a blue.
this is every four years
I can't do this bro
I can't do this
us losing veligun is a football to France using in my head
that's the accident
i have to be valid on them all
Oh, he can't.
Did that shit out of there, bro?
They can't score!
They can't score for shit!
Good guy!
That's what it looks like.
Hey, we should sit, we should sit, we won, now we do.
I believe that we will win.
I believe that we will win.
We won, now we do.
We won, now we do.
Oh
I'll take this one.
Is that a better one?
Is that a better one?
Do you guys think it's possible?
No?
Probably not.
I'm actually curious where it's heading.
It's coming from.
Wee!
Ah, wee-a-wee-a-wee-a-wee!
Ah, wee-a-wee-a-wee-a-wee!
Wee-a-wee-a-wee-a-wee!
Oh, Fally's up!
Come on, come on, come on, hold on.
Go, go, go, ladies.
Ladies, go!
Ladies, go!
That's it, go.
That says we hope for nobody to bring us here with me, girl.
Ladies, go!
Oh, my God.
Ladies, go!
Ladies, go!
Oh, Fally.
Oh, the Liberty basketball.
Oh, Fally.
Oh, Fally.
Oh, Fally.
Oh, Fally.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Come on, Agar!
Wayne!
Wayne!
Wayne!
Wayne!
great
we
we want
we want Belgium
we want Belgium
we want Ochs
the SFX
the USA
USA
USA
What are they saying?
you're a flag?
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Hey, bro!
Airplane!
Come on, man!
He's got to hit the head, bro!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
We
We
Come
We want
Belgium!
We want Belgium!
Oh
Cushing row
We want! We want! We want!
A thousand wins!
They don't know guns on the plate or not.
They didn't know where to lay a message next.
Exactly.
I'm ready for Clumsy Roads!
Get the cow.
You got about three more minutes.
two more minutes
hold on for two more minutes
two more
yeah man, get some more Seattle boys
get some more fucking Seattle
Vasiliy!
Aye!
Aye, Krima!
Good!
Aye!
Oresiri!
Bro, Vasiliy is garbage!
Vasiliy!
U.S.
U.S.
U.S.
U.S.
U.S.
U.S.
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We could have run a 16 to go, bro.
Give us Bell Jump!
Give us friends!
Give us friends!
Look out for him!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ready?
Na de da.
Hey hey hey.
Good!
We're out of a bunch of ass, and we want friends too!
We want friends!
There's a nice try.
All the guys deserve that red card.
We're making it.
We can win without you, bro.
We miss you already.
Now some are coming for that ass.
Let's fucking go!
And she wrote, take me home
To a place so beloved
Presbyterian
Hey, what's going on there?
I don't think I'm gonna be so loud
I don't think I'm gonna be so loud
Oh my god, they did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We won the United Nations!
It is headed free, country road,
taking home to a place
I belong to West Virginia, proud to mama, take me home, country home.
We made it to the right of 16th.
We made it to the right of 16th.
And it was a hard road too. We didn't even see what the road was.
Fuck you, Reds!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Reds! Fuck you, Reds!
Fuck you!
Reds, fuck you!
Fuck you!
Arirang!
West Virginia!
Mountain Bamba!
J.P.O.
Touching Road!
Touchdown, Hurtam!
Touchdown!
West Virginia!
West Virginia!
I'm not a man, I'm not a man.
Save me all, but you all.
Thank you.
Wow, bro.
US days, get a witness on for Super Bowl.
My name is Bobby Dake.
This is he's after me.
Let's go.
We love Americans!
Let's go Americans!
Let's go Americans!
USA!
And one more! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
U.S.A. GO!
Go!
We're the hardest-won U.S.A. soccer!
U.S.A.!
Yeah!
No!
Hey!
That was it, we're coming for that axe!
There's that!
A fucking gun!
Yeah!
This is why we football!
Here goes Balsam, man!
I can't see him on the ground!
Yeah!
Who the fuck?
Come on, come on, come on!
Right here, you!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You won't come back!
You won't come back!
You won't win everything!
You won it all!
I love you.
I think it's good, but...
You won't see.
You won't see!
You won't see!
You won't see.
You won't see!
I'm a little light-headed boys. Are you okay?
I am.
They're saying we're here on TV.
Just now?
Holy shit, that was so close.
Is that real?
Woo!
I'm not saying that! It sounds racist!
What's up with this guy today?
Holy shit, where did he go?
Hey, that was fun, bro!
Where did he go?
Oh god, you weren't doing so much.
It's not good.
It's not good.
What's up, Jack?
My god!
Hey, I want a final message!
Flood Bosnia, fuck Cheezer, and fuck Osman!
USA, we want Belgium!
We want...
All right.
That's okay.
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
It's got a super tonneau, super tonneau.
I don't think it's too much cream, bro, it's good.
See my boys, my head's a little like two feet.
you
You
What a game, bro.
To what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We got each other, and that's a lot.
Can you go ask somebody again?
Yeah, for sure.
I think I'm gonna get a bottle of it.
Stop it.
Catch up.
Okay, wow, there's a lot of cars, none of them for us.
You get a lot, bro. That feels good.
Tomorrow we're gonna go get a picture.
That feels good. That wind feels great.
USA's actually going to the World Cup finals.
That's crazy.
Now I gotta stay till I show much more bumps.
I know.
Lacey so bright you do man good chilling bro chilling. Yeah, let's do it
Let's go!
That was a great card.
Dancing, three, two, one, USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Well, Belzo, we want you to give us faith,
to give us strength, to give us mercy,
to give us everything.
Yeah!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
Yeah!
I want you to like the right throw.
Let's go boys.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I say USA.
Go get USA.
Come on, gentlemen.
Get him! Get him!
I am going to go!
My friends!
Get him!
I am going to go, I am going to go!
I'm going to go!
You can't hear me.
I'm going to kill her!
I am going to kill her!
Hello!
Let's go!
What's up, man?
Yeah
Hey that diamond gym ranking was bullshit
Fucking grinding like a fucking day
Thank you my lady. Have a good one bro.
Hey Steve, don't yell.
Hey, we gotta find a car.
What's up, what's up?
How's the game?
I think we went on stage.
I think we found two new stages.
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me a message, that's not my video.
Come in front, camera man.
No!
Yo, what's happening?
Yo, what's happening?
You want me to help you bro?
Take off your shirt!
How's it going?
How you doing?
Yo
Oh, I have faith!
Oh, you will die!
Yeah!
Give us a bow, John!
Give us everybody!
It's called soccer!
It's called soccer!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh B Vital!
B Vital!
B Vital!
Peral!
Good show bro.
Bro I see my head ice cream.
They think it's bambam.
Yeah.
Bambam, that lunch was good.
What's up bro?
Ain't it been chicken feet?
Of course.
We're good.
Oh my god.
Two touchdowns today.
Two touchdowns.
It was good day bro.
Precation right here, one two.
Two touchdowns, and we going to the soccer Super Bowl.
Ooh, it took a badass shit there.
Smells like shit. Somebody smell like shit.
Should we ask one of these towels for a ride Mary?
Canada tied Bosnia USA just cleared them 2-0. I mean bro USA clears Canada.
We beat
We're back. What's up bro?
Hey, that was the first game. What's up man?
Oh for real? Who are you cheering for today though?
U.S. and West of McKinney? Okay, that's what I like to see, that's what I want to make sure.
Hey, because I can't wear the sponsor like Marlon.
Oh yeah, I can't wear the USA patch.
Fucked up.
Why are you sponsoring a music market?
All the market. Hell yeah.
Okay. That's the outside here though.
That's valid, that's valid.
Have you ever been to Bosnia?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, I want to go to Bosnia.
I want to go to Bosnia.
I want to go to Bosnia.
Was there once in a Fox TV spot outside the scene?
We did.
We was on Fox.
We fell off bro, we fell off.
But listen, let me tell you something bro, we gotta make every view count bro.
And we got one fam right there in a messy jersey following us.
And that's how that matters bro.
I have no idea.
Where should we go guys?
For Uber Pickup.
No, just looking for someone to pick us.
We pick up boys at home.
Are we done?
You look like a toy from America.
She look like a...
I'm gonna get f**ked by y'all, y'all said the same thing about Vosgar.
No!
It's not good.
Australia's better than the U.S.
I'm really deep in the water.
I'm really deep in the water.
I'm not telling you this.
You just need to be in the middle of the face.
The left one is in the middle of the water.
But better than the right one.
I don't see it.
We're better than Belgium.
We're better than Belgium.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, that's my dig.
But I'm not getting far.
Yeah, that's my dig.
Yeah, that's my dig.
Come on, man.
Get on my deck, get on my deck, get on my deck, get on my deck.
Here he is, stop protecting on him, he got ugly recently, it doesn't make any sense.
What up bro?
Why the fuck did you just say my name?
You're going through twink death? What are you talking about?
I'm getting the gym fat ass out of here.
Yo, where are you going?
I'm looking mask. Can you do that? I appreciate that.
Appreciate it.
Most of you are probably other than Jason.
I'm gonna have to hard retweet that guys.
What a game from the USA.
I mean, either we keep walking down, or...
There, we can get a ride on it.
Ugh!
Get me road!
Take me home!
Cisco USA!
Hey!
What are you doing, bro?
Hey, Tray, what's going on?
What are you doing?
Tray?
Oh, Tray, right there.
Tray, can I get a bill?
A little bit.
What?
Do you want me to pay for this?
I don't know how far we're going to have to go for this.
Hey!
It's not going to be a long time.
It's just like, as long as we're going.
Oh, maybe we should go wear that.
That way we can eat it.
Hey, hey, hey.
I got over here.
There you go.
Come on, man.
We're always here.
We got it here.
I got to help us with it.
We're a little Samson.
All right, bet.
We don't try to sneeze or something.
I'm like, what's your name?
Sneeze?
Sneeze?
Yeah.
Oh, my name is Sneeze.
You know what I mean?
I got a sneeze dress.
Let's get Sneeze.
Let's get Sneeze.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Ah, yeah, it's hard
I'm coming each other
If I go to the next game, I might actually get hurt or
I might actually get shot in the head
I'm not a tourist, I'm not a tourist, I'm not a tourist
She's ignoring business?
That's a big threat
I'm not going to Mexico, but I'm scared
I am
Why not go to Mexico? That's why people are fucking turning
Why are you like that?
That shit might be crazy
Mexico vs. England is going to be insane.
I think Mexico wins.
I think Mexico wins that too.
England is not as good as you'll make it.
See, Mexico plays home, bro.
England doesn't have that one-hand player.
Yes, bro. All the Mexican people.
All the Mexican people on my ass, I want to apologize.
Ecuador suck, dude.
Right, yes!
Go, go, go!
He's having a week.
So someone's getting this one.
I got it.
Where?
Red lot's standing at your best bet.
Where all the movers are gonna go.
30 ahead.
30?
25.
25, 25, 25, 25, 25.
Hold on to the bike.
This one's got gas.
1, 2, 3.
Hey!
Oh, that's corny!
That's corny!
You did it!
Well, uh, self-involved cash-out.
Can you tap or not?
I can do tap.
Yeah, you can tap.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh my god.
Uh, I need help.
How was the inside?
It was fun.
Oh, yeah.
Inside?
Awesome guys.
Thank you.
Hello, I'm Kampouman.
Ah, Tuto, hello.
Here, I'm meeting.
Hello, you're new.
Tell me, I'm going to go somewhere here by the road.
All right.
I'm going to go to Fisherman's Ward.
Ah, OK.
How far is Fisherman's Ward from here?
What is happening, guys?
It beats the day.
How long?
It beats the day.
Fisherman's Ward.
Right.
Right.
Right.
OK.
Ready on.
Go ahead.
You want to get the address?
No, no, no, no.
Thank you.
You like me?
One of three, San Francisco, Oakland.
It's awesome.
Take us to the hood.
We're going to be going, sir, because we're going to be going to...
We can't say yet, but I'll...
He's going to show you.
We're going to be going some way about this address right here, sir.
1.5
2.5
3.5
4.5
5.5
6.5
7.5
8.5
9.5
10.5
10.5
11.5
11.5
12.5
160.
160.
160.
160.
180.
160.
How about this?
190.
190.
What?
No.
No.
No.
No, listen to me.
Listen to me.
I don't move right now.
I've got to get a couple of 100% of the rest.
It's not a chance.
I believe you.
I believe you.
OK, I got this.
165 in my right here.
If you don't mind.
OK, 185.
185.
185.
185.
All right.
175.
That's all.
180.
175.
Can we do it in the water?
One thing's not right.
One thing's not right.
Is this key?
No, no, no.
Hey, how do you want to see me?
Hey, how does he negotiate down and then you negotiate back up?
What do you mean?
I'll negotiate down and then you're right.
One seventy-five for one.
One seventy-five.
Yeah, but it's kind of far.
Oh, no, it's far.
It is far.
It is far.
Are we good?
Yeah.
Oh, are you going to take this?
Yeah, man.
I'm doing this up a little bit, man.
Yes, it's up a little bit.
So 145?
145 you said?
145
185
No, no, no, no
175
Yes, 175
Shut up, shut up
We got one
You're right, you're right, you're right.
It's got to offer a lot of money.
A lot of money.
150?
Yeah.
150?
150.
150.
Yeah, 150.
150?
Yeah, 150.
150?
No, 150.
150.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's the police, right?
Holy shit.
It's a badge.
Oh, shit.
150, 150.
I got 150.
I got 150.
I got 150.
How big is your car?
How about use your car?
Work for our poor people.
Okay.
We just keep doing that.
I'm in the top row.
If the cops take a picture, I'll say once more.
Come on.
That's a bad shadow.
How far is your car by yourself?
Let's go through.
I'm going to push a little bit.
OK.
Oh!
Ah!
Hey!
Oh, we're definitely going to go.
We just have a promotion.
We're going to go on LXC Boys.
All right, come on.
Come on, my leg.
Let's get in this Uber taxi.
What's up, guys?
It's the little ass car.
I mean bro, it's not easy to get some way to be here.
Yeah, this one?
No, okay, okay, okay.
What's the width?
Little Tesla maybe?
Oh, Prius!
That's it, Jason bought for his family.
No, I bought him a Lexus, but Prius is pretty good.
Yo, my cousin got a Prius.
A big car, man.
Just Prius runs in Jason's family.
No, I mean, that's more of a voice call.
That's more of a voice call.
I don't think he's scoring. He's probably got one in him.
I'll stay walking with Maryfauce. I'll take that job.
He blocks down, eh?
I don't need more blocks.
I should have walked to California at this point.
Take me home.
That's what they buy when we start seeing that thing.
That's just beautiful, man.
Are you guys live or what?
Yeah, we're live.
Who's your country, sir?
What's your country, sir?
I grew up here.
What was that?
You like that?
That's my life.
Oh, and I get to know you.
Then this is here?
Yeah.
Pakistan.
Oh, OK.
Hi.
How about you guys?
Vietnam.
Vietnam?
Italy.
Italy.
Italy, yeah.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
And Spain.
You guys doing alls?
125?
125?
San Bruno
San Bruno
125
San Bruno
$25
$25
$25
$25
$25
Business is business sir, sorry
Business is business man
go around are you saying it's 285 25 man it was like 150 it was I was like it's not
150 150 you fucking authorize this shit man
Oh
So we share the hotel bed and a backseat
I mean honestly blow I'm being off it
I got uh you got
I mean paper maybe
Okay, oh
No, we'll get to the we'll get to the we get there first and then we'll get this we know that we get to the poppers
It's like I'll take it once you feel it.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, first situation.
I swear, somebody...
You swear?
They ran away last time.
Oh, they ran away?
I boast my angle out of you, bro, since we gotta play this fair, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, half-half-half.
Half-half.
Let's go half now and half later.
Because one time, I did get taken to an abandoned house.
You got kidnapped.
Don't kill the guy.
You got kidnapped.
You got kidnapped.
You got kidnapped.
You got kidnapped.
You got kidnapped.
I'm not that type of person, either.
Yeah, you got my license with you.
Okay, but it could be fake, we're live, we're live, so there's no way we scan.
Well, I'll take it, hold on a moment.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No, no, come on.
Let me know if there's anything you can't, you can't judge, like, one person that happens to you and then just all everybody else.
Yeah, I was holding on for a moment, you know.
Holding on for a moment.
Ah, boys.
But I'm not from this country.
Ah, I see what's going on here.
I see what's going on here.
Foreigners.
Foreigners.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's gone.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Alright, man.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
I'm in out, I'm in out, I'm in out.
I'm in out.
I'm in out.
I'm in out, bro.
Hey, Rock, it was, Rock, it was to the chute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can't get the paper.
No, no, no, no.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm in out.
Rock, it was to the chute.
Oh.
You got a tap, sir?
Tap?
Tap, no.
I got it.
Sir, you can get the full amount right now.
No problem. No problem at all man.
Sure. I have no problem.
I'm being a Venmo. I'm being a Venmo.
Okay.
He's a scam.
Uh, cash out? Yeah, yeah.
How much? 125?
185.
What? 185?
Yeah, 125 dude, bro.
Yeah, 125. Come on, man.
Hey, almost left it. Almost left it.
Oh, what's going on? I'm gonna take another one.
No, no, what's going on?
What's your, what's your...
I have worse you have the skin to work
Okay, yeah, I'm just saying you know how are you just saying I mean I mean I mean you assume it with us to but let's be honest boss
Exactly, that's it. I'm saying it happened to me. Yeah, why it happens. Yes
So I got kidnapped sir. Yeah. Yes
We had to get like 2 inches to get like a ghost in on the parking lot.
185?
Why do you keep saying 125?
No, you said 155.
Look, you said 150.
We said 150, you said yes.
So, 150.
Why do you say 125?
Because that's what you said.
You said 125.
You said 125.
No, come on.
150.
So, how much?
150.
How much?
How much?
150, bro.
Alright, 150.
I thought you said 125.
I think it's a little miscommunication.
Apologies.
Yeah, it's not my personal opinion.
It's not my personal opinion.
It's not my personal opinion.
It's not my personal opinion.
yea, we're getting it, we're getting it
$149
you could pay with big tip, you know what I mean?
I want to pay $150
$150, low handie, low handie, then you
no tip, I usually get a big tip, you know what I mean?
I just said you want $150
$150, you drive us good, we'll give you a tip after
how about that?
yea, yea, yea
that's fair
I like that
that's fair, that's fair
alright, there you go, that's fair
that's fair, that's fair
Hey, hey, how are you?
How do you feel?
You got it, right?
That's you.
Yes.
Thank you.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
All right.
All right.
Was it too hard, man?
No, no, no, no.
Business is business, man.
And now you'll see my service.
I'm gonna take you there.
Okay, okay.
So how long is it until we get there?
No, leave me the address.
What address?
Oh, the address?
Oh, the address?
Oh, the address.
Give him the address.
Give him the address.
Okay.
Give him the address.
Okay.
Give him the address.
Okay.
I
All right now if you cut that 45 minutes and a half
I'll tip you out to be good
I don't want to extra him
I stress
stress
stress
stress
stress
you drive a lot sir?
I drive everyday
great question
he's an authorized uber driver
you drive a lot
do you drive a lot?
do you drive a lot?
seriously bro
I'm just asking you, like, $50 an hour, it's pretty good, like, you know, it's gonna be a great effort.
No, it's not always, for me. Once in a while.
Once in a while.
One time on the first.
$150 an hour is pretty good, sir.
Yeah, but I can't even know if I'm getting set up like without any rights, like, sacrifice.
Oh, sacrifice your life?
That's respect.
Time, yeah.
Time, I'm telling you, yeah.
I can't lie, man. I really can't.
Let's go bro. I'm proud of you bro. Seriously. What you guys are doing after a coffee break, you know?
That shit?
We got a hella shit planned tonight.
I'm gonna link with Christian Polisic.
It's a Polisic shit.
Malcolm Lotto, Bosnian could have played better, man.
What do you mean?
Bosnian could have played better.
Well, obviously they fucking lost, bro.
Obviously they should have. Wait, when does USA play next? I think it's like the 8th maybe. Could be wrong. Could be really wrong.
Fifth? No, no way. Monday. What is that? Yeah, that is what is that? Oh, the sixth. The sixth place.
Is that Friday's? No way. We're supposed to go to Spain Portugal on that day.
I'm gonna keep it a buck. I'm gonna spin Portugal. I know what y'all want to go to bro
I'm for sure going to Spain for Spain Portugal brother that's like Belgium gang Spain Portugal is fucking that's like
This is our country. This is our country. This is not my country.
Oh, yeah, I don't click that son instead of visa people
This is fully my country. I love my country. Go eat go eat go square everything man
Go hop up a burger some fucking hot dogs fucking
Let's go Jason the wind fucking Lacey
Fosco
Shout out the DMV
You mean Croatia your mall versus
Portugal's not losing the Croatian
Oh, is it really that big to see?
Wait, Jay, what are you going to, bro?
You've got to go to Portugal, Spain, bro.
I don't know, I feel like Croatia might be Portugal, bro.
I mean, it's not like a... yeah, it's not like a... what is it called?
Like an obvious Portugal, bro.
But Portugal is literally... they tied two games and won one.
How about this?
Croatia wins, we go to USA, Portugal wins, we go to...
You really want to go see two Spain games in a row?
Is there any other game?
Those two are on the 6th.
Portugal, Spain, USA, Volga.
And Portugal and Spain will be in what state?
Is it possible to go to both?
No, because one is in Seattle and one is in what state.
Where's Spain at?
Spain and Portugal?
It's in Texas.
So would it be possible to go to one, the early one, go to it,
get a flight right away and fly to the next, or no?
It would be a PJ.
Wait, who's Spain playing tomorrow?
Maybe it's a PJ.
Spain is playing, um...
Wait, tomorrow's in?
Ahhhh, oh shoot, oh shoot, that's a snog.
K-line, that's a snog, bro.
I might just go home, bro.
Shoot home.
Might not go to the game.
Or, might not go to the game.
Like, no game on the 6th?
Tomorrow.
Yeah, I might just, and then...
And then, and then, maybe Spain, Portugal.
Wait, so you don't think we skip Spain and go straight...
And just, yeah.
I'm saying like maybe we don't go to the Spain game tomorrow. Yeah
Stream at home call a segment inviting people to the July 4th party. Wait. Sorry. Sorry. I'll ask you
Let's balance. We are actually gonna go to speak him over at a USA. Get guns. I don't know
But the thing is
It might be the only time in my life I ever get to see Ronaldo play in person.
It's definitely going to be the only time I ever see Ronaldo play against Lameen Yawal.
And I mean I'm also not even a player.
I realize that games are so modern to pass.
Bro, is the current current better than the world versus the past?
Let's talk about it man, that's crazy.
No, it's literally like it's like a 1 in a million.
a million like if like LeBron somehow played MJ in a game which never happened but like you know what
I mean that's kind of what it's equivalent to. Mexico versus England? I don't know how this
looks like. I'm scared of Mexico bro. I don't know why you don't go to Mexico or anything. I think
Lacey in my opinion I think that might be the crazy and we're gonna go to in Mexico. Yes. In
Mexico but there's England to Bellingham. How are we fucking clean? Wait can we get a cameraman
in Mexico because Archie brought to you through the game before you did yeah
oh my god I'm in a fucking USA parade I stopped in a fucking cars
no you didn't it's not anymore oh my yeah Jen I think we skipped tomorrow right Jen y'all would
rather like got like a desktop at that crib but tomorrow I feel like the game tomorrow is like
Kind of like yeah, it's a linear ball, but if we're gonna go see the meaning on the six
Yeah, but then but then y'all gotta like actually promise me now that y'all will go to Spain Portugal. That's the thing
Y'all gotta be like y'all got to say right now. Yes. We go to support will Spain
It's USA though
You could do both though desktop
and then iron out the match and now you can't cause a flight so we got to fly back.
Spade, Portugal's workload is obviously better on paper.
But if the US wins vs Belgium...
But if the US wins vs Belgium, then we're definitely going to the next one.
Yeah, pot outside.
Well, obviously.
Pot outside.
Yeah, let's get LA.
How do I fucking tell you I'm good?
What if this is Murdoch Nautil's last-ever road?
Yes! Ja, me and Marlin are 100% for sure!
Going to Mexico for the Mexico!
I'm sorry, I'm taking a step back.
I'm sorry, I'm taking a step back.
I'm sorry, I'm taking a step back.
By the way, I have a sweet book in the hotel.
Like, a top of a suite.
Oh my gosh.
Like, that ass is your trolling?
No, actually.
When is it?
It's on the 5th.
On the 5th?
Like that I leave the morning after for the time hungover shit shit and then fuck
Fuck it. I'm gonna fucking drunk man. Is that then is that the next game?
Wait, you'll take your first shot at we take a first shot of for the job wasn't playing on drinking
Yo, if you take a shot with me
Your first shot though has to be with all of us
Yeah, I swear.
Wait, so, y'all's next game is... is Mexico.
Yeah, Mexico.
God, fuck it, I'll go.
Yeah?
Fuck it.
You want to go to Mexico?
Yes!
I need... I just have me y'all's flights and shit.
Mexico vs England's gonna be crazy.
I'm a league archie too.
Wait, are you gonna be there?
I think the archie's gonna go.
You sure?
I don't know.
Bro, with that game, bro, I'm not gonna watch that.
I... I... I'm gonna be real.
I wanna go for England.
I don't have it in England, but in New York City
Yeah
England
England
No
But that's interesting
I've been in the UK for 24
Is that actually crazy?
Yes
Okay
You should have
Oh, we're back
Wait, should I just hear what I said?
Yeah, yeah, which one do you need?
Ah, the middle one
Should I just hear what I said or no?
Repeat that
I said yo, is it crazy to go for England and have their shirt on in Mexico?
No, it's not crazy. Yo, I'm getting word that our party for for the 4th of July says phase 4th of July party
Hortel D. Gleb, okay, GGs. Just know bro. Just know. There's no one outside of my bro
I
Honestly brought any at any other game. That's not Morocco or Spain
Oh, I'm actually from I'm just gonna enjoy but I'm gonna enjoy the atmosphere the game going to work up in my boys
I just want to see entertaining matches. You know, I'm sorry
I don't really have a so much fun one of the games
I'll be honest. I don't even know like I'm gonna keep it real. All right. Can I can I confess something?
I was watching the Morocco game and all the way until the 80th minute. I thought Morocco was the other team
I thought that I thought I thought Morocco was the Netherlands. Yes, I don't know
I saw the jerseys and the jerseys match up and I dead-ass thought I was like I was cheering for Netherlands
But I had money on Morocco. I like three bands on Morocco for no reason and I was cheering for the Netherlands
I thought they were that jersey. Oh my god, bro. Should I go to Mexico?
No, I gotta go to Mexico. They call me Chino
I mean Mexico, bro, I mean it might be like
take Ron bro shall we settle it we tell I'm not gonna watch it I'm gonna tell
it I'm not even group chat bro I've been telling Ron every day because me
Jason and Lace has been going up I've been telling Ron at that silky I've said
also I listen bro come today match with us like it's fun even if we it's like
only like a couple hours we used to go see the game it's the fungus bro we just
traveled together right now there's no camera enough to let it merge us that's
it and we I checked in the group chat too I was like yo I mean Marlin Jason brought
all these games anybody want to go but like for example the mexico game I
think we should all go for Ken I think that's who was gonna be insane
ain't we all gonna be in Mexico together that's fucking lit
I've never been to Mexico ever
that's what I'm saying I mean Lacey went like the first time ever ever really
did some shit together and then we'd fly to Texas the next day for just being
Portugal yeah
I
Take me home. Who's the best man on Mexico? Is it King Jonas? No, I like a robber. Yeah, probably
I think I'm gonna touch the board. That's Arlington to be a little dinner a bar. What is that?
That's her speed Portugal's ass
Maybe Houston
We gotta see wait, where's the Portugal game? When do they take a right correction?
to see that we need we need to go to win
it's tomorrow it's more yeah it's more
so it plays body bone body being being being able when is the fourth of July
party no band I do it kind of fucking question is that when is the
fourth of July party
Well cut, that's insane.
Yeah, I do want to make this very clear, it's not fucking Cossack, I don't ever fucking put that shag out there.
After that match, bro, it isn't mine.
So now you're gonna hit the LeBron, dude.
Well, I got one the World Cup, bro.
Pretty much did.
Y'all won over against fucking Bosnia, dude.
Bosnia, bro.
They said we were gonna get fucked up by one.
Guys, we have an update. LeBron James' free agency decision is between the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers.
Oh, wow, GG. He's playing with Steph Curry, man.
Steph Curry man.
You play with Curry?
Yeah, we gotta go to the game, bro.
He plays Curry with Curry.
We gotta go to the game course.
Yeah, I've always been a going to stay playing a lot.
I'm a Q and a Buh, bro.
Since 2016, always, bro.
Yeah.
Always, always, always.
So, I don't care what people say.
If we're going to stop LARP in Asia now, I don't fuck in Asia.
Bro, what even is LARP?
I don't fuck in Asia.
Bro, you know what, bro?
I hate the new word, LARP, bro.
It was like the word when it was like coke.
No.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I'm gonna listen.
Hear me out.
Bro, LARP is a new word for just intune in life, bro.
Exactly.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Shut the fuck up, seriously, bro.
Oh, you're so hot when you get angry.
Yeah, shut the fuck up, bro.
I know him.
They use the word LARP for everything, bro.
Listen, I know Marley got it like the craziest dirty talking bet.
Oh my god, god.
I know him fucking.
I know he's a dirty talker.
I know him.
I'm not a big goon.
Tony poor fucking.
You're choking me, man.
You're choking me.
You're dead.
You're dead, bro.
I'm all over the place.
He's definitely a nasty dirty talker.
He's so good at slaver, spitter.
Oh my god, I knew it.
I will say one thing, I know, I know he's a six finger, but I'll say that.
Yeah, he's dirty as hell.
I know that, I know that, but I know that.
Nah, he's a bother, bro.
I'm not saying how, I just know that.
What do you mean, how?
Nah, I can't wait, I can't wait till you fuck to see that of me, bro.
That ass, I don't fuck till I fuck to see it.
I
Like the
The closer we get to all the games the more excited it's gonna be for like 16 and they're starting to get like
You actually don't know who's gonna win. Well, I mean, I don't know who's gonna win the USA for special
Damn shot our run with the rain
You son of a big stable with the rain
Thank you, Ron
Thank you so much my brother. I appreciate that person.
Wait, you gonna keep going?
I'll let you die in you, man.
I'm gonna keep streaming.
Oh, thank you, bro.
You're gonna get a bite.
Brother.
Maybe go a little bar?
I don't have to shout.
I'm down to go to a bar.
I'm bored.
I'm not gonna stream, bro.
Don't call me a part-timer, man.
I'm doing a ten-hour tomorrow.
Wait a minute.
What time do we land tomorrow?
uh what's next game the the spain game 12 we're playing a 10 no i think it was like
now but y'all are not going to that anymore so let's all put it tomorrow do a 10 hour
bath so people can stop and play a bit about the stream hours and boom next game
mexico next game we're in mexico and then we can do the wash party oh see the thing is i
would do 10 hour i got like a business dinner shit tomorrow how am i bro it's equity play it's
equity play for how many business dinners are you guys it's an equity play stop talking about
Stable man, I love y'all so f***ing f***ing good, ain't you stable?
Oh, dude. Oh, I got free content.
Oh my god, I got content.
What's your content?
OSDS house, they just got a new house, bruh.
Oh, I'm down to run that.
How do you find that out?
You said we all know a lot of tomorrow, for some reason.
We do shit together, we go to OSDS house.
Whatever, whatever, whatever.
So you're going to try to get us to go live, thank you, and then you're going to leave us for a different country.
I'll just get it, we can all go, bro, let's go.
Stay bold with the official! Thank you so much, bro!
I
what was i saying i was saying tomorrow buddha let's all call people invite you to July 4th
bro that's like what four days four days three days three days bro you guys starting
i didn't say we're gonna try now i said tomorrow i'm talking about tomorrow tomorrow we're doing
It's in two days?
It's in three days.
In three days?
No, cause tomorrow will be two days away.
Technically, one day.
Shhh! Jesus, what's this?
Crunchy road west Virginia,
mountain mama, mama.
Do they notice?
I get my people off-stream,
and they call people off-stream.
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And then yeah, OECS don't work.
Oh no, why don't you marry me, bro?
I'm not for a lot, bro.
I'm taking it, bro.
I'm down to go to the OECS house tomorrow.
What?
I'm a girl, yeah.
And you a real good girl.
Bro, what is this?
You fucking poke me in the cheek.
Why don't you go and take a place?
Yes, I'm down.
Yes, I'm down.
Yes, I'm down.
Okay, keep it for yourself.
I'm putting a warehouse over to OECS house.
Okay, well, I'll let you know this right now.
If you think you're going to the OECS by yourself,
I promise I'm sneaking this.
We're just sneaking into the OCSSS.
You know what's how Marlowe doesn't set up work?
Dude is not going live tomorrow.
Dude is not streaming Marlowe.
Like in a million, they said I'm worried about what he's doing tomorrow.
I'm gonna do what I feel like man, tomorrow.
So it is nowadays bro.
Whatever you're saying bro.
We could pre-gain the 4th driver and get drunk tomorrow night.
No bro, nobody's trying to get drunk.
Buttery ass teeth, man, I got a lot of buttery fucking teeth, you know.
Listen, Mar-her-me-out.
Everybody smile real quick. I mean, yeah.
Tomorrow, let's finish the watch party area.
Bro, you are in the sun. You're sitting in yellow as fuck, dude.
Can you put mine in the smile real quick?
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Hey, I put my shit in here.
Fuck your life-skiing, bro.
Yes, ladies, get in there.
Nah, that's fine.
Oh
We got the same color tea
W corn canals no
So you have fake teeth
Are you got fake teeth and they're still yellow like I don't like that
So you've got you said yo, yo doc your dog put some yellow teeth in my oh
I just did what they could be like super bright white
My teeth are sexy. Your teeth look like the Bosnian flag.
That's insane.
No they don't, well...
My teeth do not look like the Bosnian flag.
It's not, bro.
You know what game I really enjoyed playing on, Camilla?
Yes.
National is so beautiful.
National is actually so...
I bet tomorrow, the life-worth call segment,
Like man, oh what's the S house?
Boom, that can come near you.
Come on bro, we can get a fool fucking...
We can get a full stream of them.
I'm with it, Jay, I'm with it.
Bro, yeah, I'm down to Pudah.
Pudah, obviously I gotta do a little bit of reactions and stuff.
Missed a lot of stuff, definitely gotta react to a lot of the NBA trade.
Then, I have to probably...
What was that?
We're gonna like go to like try to go to Best Buy, get like a lot of launch party stuff for the outside area.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
I mean, ooh.
Why are you saying it like that?
There's teams practicing every day in a luxury room.
We can get insurance.
We don't, we don't.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What is our luxury?
You're not invited, bro.
It's your...
What are you doing about it?
Yeah, I'm in like a hundred thousand dollar luxury room.
Everything you don't do, I'm doing.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm pretty nice about it, bro.
You suck at every game.
I'm pretty nice about it, I must say.
You suck at every game.
I must say, bro.
Yo, man, how do you think it would have far, bro?
How do you think it would have far, man?
How do you think, bro?
Wouldn't be surprised if one of them funded
Runnington.
Yeah, I do not.
Well, I didn't tell you, bro.
After that, I'm not even telling you.
Wait, what's been?
The shit went so fucking viral, bro. They hit me up to be the mayor
Ron said damn that sounds fun
We got a movie of show history
I guess he's doing that
Oh my god
I don't wanna hear about it.
3v3 core game night? Play some games?
I don't hear anything.
We should do 3v3.
Take me home to a place I belong.
West Virginia.
Mountain my mother.
Take me home.
Calgary St. Pete.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The devs marathon ended?
How did I already?
Just due to dev, due to dev cannot finish the marathon the same flight.
Wait, he beat the game away?
He beat the game away and just ended it?
There's no way he beat the game away.
Why did I actually mind that?
Six hours?
I don't know, I mean, I don't know.
It's gone.
That's why that was so dumb.
It takes like 16 hours to finish the game.
That's why I need to give it a five.
I got 15% in ending.
Wait, Wallace is recently go-go training.
Let's see this, let's see that.
It goes like five minutes.
I
I thought we could get it in 8 hours.
It doesn't look like you tomorrow.
It's a pain in the mind.
It's so sad.
I'm sorry.
Classic.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, tomorrow.
I think it's time to graduate.
It's time to graduate.
I graduated 30 years ago, dude.
That's the actor of songwriting.
Oh, he's on his mom.
If I don't stream tomorrow,
Carl? I'm back on the third.
For, uh, Anime Explo...
What's Anime Explo?
I'll go on to that.
Oh, but... what's that?
I don't know what's on it.
Wait, what is Anime Explo? They're dressing up as anime characters.
Oh, man, I'm gonna do that.
I don't even watch anime. I hate watching anime.
I like how I watch anime, bro.
Bro, can y'all stop fucking man-spreading my mind?
Look how I'm sitting bro, look at Lazy's face, let me see.
My man's face, he's just fucking saying so sorry.
This is man spreading, this is man spreading.
No, this is corny bro, this is corny.
This is corny.
This is corny.
Bro, I thought we were cuddling.
I thought we were cuddling.
I thought we were cuddling.
I thought we were cuddling.
No fucking way.
No way.
We're getting fucked.
What?
There's no...
Yeah, you have.
I do.
Nah, nah, nah. Drive safe, bro.
You sure you don't believe me?
I don't know.
Music, can we follow you?
Look at the fire.
What the fuck?
Nah, have fun.
Yo, sir, now this way you can make your tip.
This way you can make your tip work.
Are they behind us?
Looks.
Uh, just, uh...
No, no, no. Keep us safe, please.
Why are they just driving next to us?
No, we don't know them.
No, we don't know them.
We don't know them.
I call out, know them and know them.
Okay, a search.
Sir, so basically here's a, let me explain something.
Sir.
Sir, that right there is a fugitive.
And how hard is he going to...
Okay, he's committed to a criminal car.
You want me to explain to you, sir?
I have an end to doing the hard job to see you.
So basically, I'm a model.
girls chasing me and trying to chase me around the world and follow me
that was too mainstream. Lacey, take your shirt off, tell me to get naked for
it's very inappropriate. Honestly, I don't think anyone's ever seen that.
But it's because I'm a sex icon. I'm a sex symbol in the world.
I'm actually a sex symbol.
I'm actually a sex symbol.
Like, I feel like Dougie, I'm a sex symbol, a symbol of sex.
That's what I said.
Damn.
Should we do a leg of Batman America?
What's on your lens tomorrow?
We're on different flights, brother.
We're on a different flight, brother.
I got a 7 AM, brother.
You got a 7 AM flight?
7 AM.
Change my shit.
I'm just trying to ditch.
Change my flight now, boy.
Are you talking to me?
I think I have that one.
It's still taking me.
Yeah.
I bet.
I think so.
I'm checking in right now.
I'm checking in on you.
No way, Drew, but my flight for 10 minutes.
For 10 minutes?
How do you get this lady to take you?
Broke himself, honestly, bro.
I told you to go a little bit of the touch, but...
I don't fucking care.
As we go on...
I think I got a rest for a monster.
Well, you gotta end her up again.
You should've read me so I can get the NMS out of her.
Thank you, bro.
Drew said, kill yourself.
Your flight's at 7 a.m.
Oh, okay.
Wait, I thought you were flying J6.
Don't those look zoom?
No, no, no.
We're flying to San, are you flying to San?
I'm on the same ship as you guys.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm flying to San.
I'll guide you online.
That's a one-year.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see them on the other side.
Bro, I got stuff in the back of the plane.
Yo, my flight here was terrible.
Brother, I was in 38.
I guarantee you was having a new approach to what happened here.
I was in 38.
No, 38.
You stupid.
You stupid.
And I was like,
I'm in a bad next-world baby, man.
Oh yeah?
I was in a middle seat.
And there were two girls on both sides and they were both hurtful times.
Eight hour shoot tomorrow, literally, literally take my
physical finance shoe bomb balls, so I know, so I can't reproduce.
You gotta reproduce that long.
You gonna make sure you reproduce that long?
I want to reproduce it when I'm probably like one of them.
26.
26, 27.
It's not much of a problem.
That's early.
Why are you, I should repel.
Why don't you have a little baby Marla's earlier?
I'm about 28.
28 for baby Marla?
She's been here for years.
Oh, you gotta time it to like, take 5 months.
Oh, true.
So you gotta do like 2 months.
Yeah, I think that's enough.
That's good.
Who's that?
What am I looking through it?
So, uh, personally?
Oh, it gets a 5.
Come on, that's me.
Sunfist?
I need a nice sunfist.
You know what's on my life?
Sorry about this.
Are you going to Mexico? Are you going to Mexico?
Do you want to go to Mexico's office?
Oh, I do. Um...
I like the Mexican song.
What's the one that we all sing?
I'm gonna call all right after that.
I'm trying to play this one to get off it as long as I can.
I understand.
I understand.
And so if he's eatin' that, I'm gonna die.
That's my friend.
He's an astro. He didn't have to do that at all, bro.
He didn't have to do that at all, bro.
Shut up.
We'll drive forever.
Uh, yeah.
Hey boys.
hey hey boys hey boys are you typing IRL to hold you on your phone hey boys I love
you I seriously love y'all my next game probably going to go to is Mexico
nice to know you live next year for sure nice to England how far does that fly
I'm not like 5 out.
5 out?
Yeah.
Wait, what state are you visiting now?
It's in Mexico.
I've never been to Mexico Sea.
I think I've been.
It's in Mexico.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
You don't know that I see you fucking fucking fucking.
You want to know what you want to do with them or what?
Um, I actually want to be with them.
Hey, ho, man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Shams Tweet?
You can stay in the crew, bro. You understand the crew.
Maybe I'll go to Spain Portugal.
You're going to Dallas?
Is it in Hollywood, sir?
I don't think so.
Spain Portugal?
Spain.
Spain and Portugal, if they play, is in Texas.
I don't know if it's Arlington or if it's Houston.
It's
Okay, we guess what guess what? Yawning shows how authentic of a streamer
Shows how authentic. That's why you want to stream tomorrow?
Wow, so you're already planning on not I'm streaming
I said today there are
I got really yellow
Jesus.
I'm sorry, I'm not your fucking teacher.
I was calling you.
Heh.
No.
Ha ha ha.
No.
Yo, Marlin.
Yeah.
What was your favorite World Cup game you went to so far?
Favorite World Cup game?
Mine was US Game 1.
Argentina, probably.
Argentina?
Argentina, yeah.
And ass?
Yeah.
See if I see a play bro.
Yes.
We said go live tomorrow.
Do you think we're looking out the window and you're from the car next to us?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Wait what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I
was the Francis
again I put down
jillian
sweet of my favorite game
of course it was
oh shit
wait you already got
singles the next month
no
so we have to buy singles for a few
so soon
oh fuck
fuck
Heeeeeelll.
There's one out the window bro.
No he took it.
He just messed up your car.
You know what, is blue not good chat?
Blue is good as fuck.
Have you ever seen it?
Yeah, I can't wait until you fuck my bud tonight though.
Oh, you know, me getting back into the hotel room, I want both of you just dried up.
I want one of you getting much of your bag and the other one just fucking my mouth.
Stop, stop touching me.
Oh, Jason, right there.
Oh, my God, I'm new.
Hey, yo, hey, this is how to leave, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
I love y'all man. I'll see y'all tomorrow bro. I love y'all.
I'm out. Geese. AEW's in the chat bro. AEW's in the chat bro.
That's me for Jason man. AEW's in the chat.
We're just saying game versus love. AEW's for Jason man.
There's AEW, Jason's in the chat. AEW, Jason's in the chat.
Let me know. And yo, when it comes to my channel, keep watching Jason's coming over to the stream.
Yeah, same. Come over right here. Come over right here.
Come over right here bro. I got that about to keep you.
Yo, come over right here bro. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm through this side now. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not I'm not any I'm not any I'm not any I already did this before before okay, don't end that
I'm down to go I'm down to hop in the Uber for another 20 more minutes
And they go to the hotel and they're fucking into the hotel nice bro nice. I'm down. I'm down fucking
I bet.
He's from Jace's.
Nice bro.
You're from NMS.
Oxy NMS Research.
NMS Research.
Look at that man's channel.
Bro we're almost there.
You watched Blue Light?
No I'm trying to watch Blue Light bro.
I watched all the Blue Lights for you.
Very good.
Is it actually fire?
It's just not my type of show.
I'm a mess.
It's not.
Dude, have you ever watched?
Have you ever watched any of my films?
Oh, it's anime.
Yeah, it is.
All you watch is...
I watched death metal, that's it.
Did you watch, uh...
It's better.
Fuck, uh, I'm late. Badly I really can't play.
Nah, not ice.
What? W-50?
Seems like the guy's got 50 minutes.
Seems to be up.
Yo, scrappy.
You just yawning about shit again.
Yo, scrappy with a big 50. What the fuck? Thank you, bro. I love you.
Thank you so much.
Yo, Windy, I don't see anything in the column. I don't know what you're talking about, bruh.
I
Well, I'm Sebastian watch I'm gonna mine. This is underrated ones that ass
I didn't your top three enemies under under underrated ones. I'm gonna go musishi
Anyone see that?
91 taxi to
25 that I'm gonna go
Villain saga, and then I'm gonna go death now
Okay, that was poor. So I mean personally number just googled you just googled
Again watching my chat, bro
Bro, bro, why are you... Bro, you're not blaming me right now, bro.
No, no, let me see.
Bro, I'm...
Bro, you just...
I'm...
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
See?
Exactly, bro.
No, you can't.
What are you talking about?
I haven't swiped out.
I swear to God you swiped out.
I haven't swiped out.
No, no, go to Google, go to Google.
Bro, I bet I'm on Google.
That's a farie, bro.
I don't have Google.
No, no, I saw you swiped.
I literally saw you turn.
I don't have Google.
Oh, you're gonna smash those things.
You actually go and...
Check your history.
I
Okay, oh my god, you have 50 give the
Actually a lot for that people monotonous. Thank you, bro. I see a lot of her. Oh, you're like, I just saw you swipe out
There's not what are you actually that mad I wasn't my enemy to you, bro. Are you good?
Well, just your Asian. I'm not okay. What is what she see what is what she see?
You don't even know what she sees in anyone
My top five. That's all I'm saying, but we've been
I've been saying, bro. I've been saying.
All right, all right. What is Moshishi?
Well, you wouldn't believe it.
Yeah, I'm not gonna spoil the things that happen.
Personally, my top three, I'm gonna have to go.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm gonna say number three.
Ooh, I'm gonna say one punchman.
Oh, good, good one. Go on, go on.
Go on, go on, go on.
Number two, I'm gonna say Hunter X Hunter.
Then number one, I'm gonna say Death Note.
I love that. Oh, Hunter X Hunter X Hunter X.
I'm not gonna say Hunter X Hunter X.
That's a great pull. That's a great pull.
Okay, great pull.
That's a great pull, bro.
100s, 100s, 100s, 100s
What's your character's bitch?
Oh my god, I have a character in Mushishi
Mushishi?
Oh my god bro
You don't know shit
That has no no shit
Alright, so who's sleeping with who tonight?
Because I look like a guy, I slept kind of lowly
Yes you do
Mike, yesterday I saw a lacy's, I'm a stupid lacy.
I think I'll take a good rest.
Yeah, you just make sure I split split you up.
You sure?
I split my body a little bit.
You sure?
Bro, yesterday...
No, yesterday...
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't take a lot.
No, yesterday I woke up and I see Marlin, like, with no blanket over her, and he pulls his head up.
My god!
You really don't remember, I woke up in the middle of the night, and I saw a problem called a sick.
Don't you remember that?
No.
And I snuggled it under the, under the, under the cover, and I kinda like went close to it.
Yeah, I did. Yeah, why don't you just share the blanket? I don't know. I fell asleep without it. No, you were like this
I was cold as fuck. Why did you just go under the blanket? I did actually. I did. I had clothes on. I wasn't even naked.
I mean, I wouldn't care. I'm not gonna lie. I sleep naked.
Did I ask? I sleep naked. I don't know if you saw me rustling this morning, but I've rustled under the bed to put my pants on.
Nah, I'm gonna keep it a bust. Your shoe was raged in the floor.
No, it's not.
I'm not allowed to speak.
I'm not allowed to speak.
I'm not allowed to speak.
I'm not allowed to speak.
No, you're not allowed to speak.
No, you're not allowed to speak.
I'm not allowed to speak.
No, you're not allowed to speak.
I did have a word of word but I didn't know that you're a condi.
Brother.
I thought you were sleeping.
Brother.
You always had my number when I felt more like a child.
Now I can almost beat my shit.
We cannot see that.
What?
Hey, no!
Wow, wow, wow, that's crazy.
And bro, we got a couple more weeks to do in this, too.
One on seven.
One on seven will take some money.
Yeah.
So we're doing double beds with three people.
Yeah, for sure.
Ah, fuck you, man.
Survive for sure.
We'll survive over the fittest, you know what I'm saying?
All right.
All right, let's decide who sleeps in one.
Wait, who gets a single bed?
I don't know.
You know what's so crazy?
Like, technically, y'all should sleep together because I'm the biggest.
Technically.
No, I'm the biggest.
Why?
I'm saying he's the whiteest, he's the whiteest
He's the whiteest, I'm tall-less
I'm in out, I'm in out
I'm in out, I'm in out
I'm in out, I'm in out, I'm in out
I'm in out, sleep by himself?
Yeah
Alright
No, no
I'm in out
Sleep by himself
Yeah, sleep by himself, yeah
Bro
Yeah
Why are you smiling, bro?
I gotta sleep more late again
Yeah
Oh my god
Yeah
It's uh
God
Let's go, bro
We got snuggle with Lacey bro, we literally watched the whole movie and it was like big brothers little brothers
Yeah, that's what it was, that's what it was.
What are the World Cup games they're saying?
There's no more games there, right?
No more.
Wow.
There's more than some great games to play.
Yo, what did I just read in the chat?
Holy shits!
I can't even repeat it.
Let's see if there's any games.
Bro.
The USM when she are unable to impute
What is that laser got break?
What is that how?
What's break?
Break.
What's that?
What happened to Rage?
Oh, break.
Wait how?
Laser not break?
They left the old OSCS house and left it to him and he stopped there.
Wait what?
Oh my god.
Checked silver's teeth.
Oh my god, is this true?
I didn't see it.
They're still keeping the library now, talking about it.
Well, there's no way it's true, right?
There's no way it's true. No, yeah. No, they've moved out.
They've moved and left Leeson there, so Leeson's frightened to pay in the whole round by himself now.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, right, gotta be over, like, at least gotta be over there.
Leases it over, but lasers just buy themselves there.
So how do you get great?
You get to get great.
Laser has to find its new spot.
Oh, so laser doesn't move anywhere, then?
No.
Oh, shit.
Laser just needs to find a new place to live.
Yeah.
Only to have $40 million medication.
The same move that was in Lays, they get true.
Just saying people in this house.
Papa Long, West Virginia.
You know what you know?
We should leave our hotel and then put one of our hotel cars behind like a bush or something thing
I didn't have one, but it's first person bulletin'
but funnest gets a thousand bucks for some shit
first person walk
yeah
right for the walk
oh we gotta scout the area to see who's next
nah I'm not the loudest, that is a great show
the first thing I see I'm lunchin' on my
uh
European car service, but that's where my dad works
I don't give a fuck where I was at
oh chillies?
look down
oooh
I'm down for chillies
I've never had chillies
We can talk to her right now or we're gonna go to her right now.
Oh, gee. I'm not going live.
You want to go in there right now?
Yes!
I'm gonna keep taking this person.
Good boy.
Gotta go back again.
I can't go there.
Jesus, Jesus.
He wants to end so bad.
Oh, bro.
Never gonna explain.
Bro, can I get a W. Marlon grinding that stuff right now, bro?
Yo, you really are gonna go that tomorrow.
So, Chili's?
Oh, yeah, Chili's.
Bro, I know you found Uber.
You tried to stay a little longer today, so you don't have to...
Sir, can you take us back to Chili's?
I'm out here, there's a lot of food trucks here.
There's a lot of food trucks here.
I hope I have been.
I have not Chili's.
Chili's is the triple dipper.
Chili's is fire.
They have a triple dipper on the menu.
They also have the Chili's temples.
They have a little donut hole for dessert.
I just know they have crazy mozzarella sticks that's that's that's that's that oh my gosh
the national mozzarella sticks aren't normal like sirloin they're the fat square ones
How do we do this? They just gotta keep going.
Yes, and you can get the regular or you can get the cash box.
Nice brah.
How the fuck do you know the whole menu?
How do you know the menu?
Now, are you please nearby?
I don't need the cash.
Wait, why are we going back?
We're going back to the hotel, sir.
We actually own a chili right now.
We actually own a chili right now.
We actually own a chili right now.
Everybody know him now, bro.
You're just a fucking father, bro.
No father or a dude.
I mean, I don't own any of my choice.
I don't own my choice at all.
I don't own my choice at all.
You can't end high.
You can't count on me
me like one, two, three, I'll be there. And I love 9988, I can count on you like four,
three, two, you'll be there. Because that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir, appreciate it so much.
Thank you so much sir.
It will make sure and you'll make sure to leave a tip on your phone. Yeah, so I bet have a good one sir. Thank you
Could take a little walk to a food truck, but I'm down for a little chillies
No, I'm about to go to joy about a dime on everything I love
Oh, we're good.
Oh, good shit.
Good shit.
Good shit, man.
Good shit.
Come on.
Talk to a truck of wheat.
At least walk to a truck of wheat.
You drink it by a truck or something?
I'm not on the road to a truck.
Let's go to a truck.
Let's go to a truck.
Why are we on the truck, bro?
I don't think I like truck food.
Bro, chilies is better.
I've never had chilies.
I'm down to get chilies, bro.
Hey, we can sit down, bro.
Yeah.
Why do you want to fucking touch me?
Why do you want to fucking like me, you little bitch?
There we go.
You will stay. You will stay.
What are you sitting?
What's up, y'all?
Scoobahs! Scoobahs!
Hey, we're late!
Let's make a chick!
Chili's!
What's your problem, man?
I know you can chili's.
Yeah!
Fero!
Sound good or do it there?
Do we just walk in?
Over here?
You know what they got here?
Bottomless margaritas
Bottomless?
Pero dos
Hey, what's good y'all, how you doing man?
wait can I can I ask you a question can you say dude
3.
3.
Let's go right here.
2.
3.
Are you right here?
Yeah.
We got all three of us on the move.
Alright, here we go.
2.
2.
3.
2.
1 day you don't drink.
Hey, look at the cards boys, maybe Rose and Mars bottomless margaritas get a little hammer tonight
Shit
I'm not seeing them lace
I got you.
Is it bottomless margaritas today?
It's not, but let me figure this out.
Let me talk about what's going on, all right?
Let me see.
It's a pleasure.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, but appreciate it.
I'll give you some drinks.
I'll give you some water.
Definitely margarita.
Local zero?
Local zero?
Well, I'll give you local zero.
We're doing hydration first, Lacey.
Hydration first.
Hydration first?
Hydration first.
Okay, give me a little, give me a little, I'll give you a little.
Water.
Oh my God, no water.
One more water.
Water, water, water.
You can hear like a jay-stand, too.
Oh, I just lost my hands.
I love that.
Water, water, water, water.
I'm sorry, I'm your friend.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm here, right here.
I'm gonna...
Hey, how are you?
How's your brother?
Cato's parks?
How are you?
Everybody, everybody.
What's the name of the smooth mow lay out in here?
All right, good day.
OK, that's all right.
Pretty corner at this.
Over rock.
Shut up, bro.
It's so rough, my whole body is set up.
No, it's too much air.
Mothfuckers getting happy for a fat lesbian history
teacher named Lacey.
I don't want to paint your ass right now.
Hey.
Hey, do you just order from me, bro?
I'm not like a fucking mad life.
I'm like a princess, bro.
I'm like, bro, do you look like a order from me?
Yeah, what's up, the place?
OK, I think I'm going to order from you.
Okay, how about this?
Let's sign this up.
Apptiles for the apptiles.
Oh, I know the whole menu.
It's a tumor.
Broke it to the kitchen?
Yeah.
First time trying cemicals.
Apptiles, apptiles.
Oh, no, you just gotta go to the triple dip.
Apptile.
Triple dip, or is it?
Much more for you, man?
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Oh, it's a cheeseburger.
Come on.
All right, all right.
All right.
Oh.
How'd you go?
Good to meet you, man.
How you doing?
Good, man.
I'll say we should put that before starting
I mean it was one of those things, yeah
But hold on
You're the big one
Oh come out of this one
You don't get to get everything, okay?
You've never seen anyone this passionate about food
Oh my god!
Yo, yo, yo
What?
Yo, I'm going to go dance with this crazy guy
He's always my place
You must say it
You must say it
You must say it
You will do it
I have never heard of it
No, that's a natural reaction
It's my first time with chilies
Really?
We get a chili special
Chili special? Is there anything specific?
I don't know
I would like to add the TV's punch please
Can I show you a picture?
Oh, I'll do that one, actually.
Yes, please.
I'll do it.
Glad you checked.
Any apertures, guys?
Do you have a move?
No.
Do you have a move?
No.
Do you have a move?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
go ahead.
I'm just going to be honest.
I'm going to say my dog is working hard.
I don't really care.
Lacey, run away with it.
I don't want my shit.
She's about to die.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
We'll do it in order of first order.
Can I do an order of the mozzarella sticks?
Oh, sorry.
I'm going to sit down here.
He's out the plane.
I'm definitely heading to Holod.
Oh my god.
And then back to the top.
Of course.
All right.
I know.
Yes.
We will do the Triple Dipper with Southwest Eggwills for my Asian friend.
and then I'll do the
I
Always on Lacey's wait, I think it's good
I'm a chili's club member, so I have a lot of money.
No.
Sorry, but it was good.
I'm sorry.
What?
I don't like these chat.
Yo, this is good as fuck.
How you working on it?
Chicken sauce, I told you.
So where's the mushroom?
What?
What?
Do you not ever, every time I tell you to jump off?
Jump?
Jump up like a wavy drone?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Why jump off?
All the guys in the shirt pull too.
Oh my god, I'm taking so long.
It's just a cocktail, it's like a cocktail in the alcohol.
Let's have a cocktail.
Let's have?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Let's have some cocktail.
Is that a cocktail?
Don't place more on the bone.
Well, you have to go alcohol?
Yeah.
Don't place more on the boat.
Well, you have to go alcohol?
Are you in a pee area?
Yes, I'm in a pee area.
No, stop.
We're gonna get a full up and sit.
Everybody stop.
No more.
I don't want more.
No more.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You can't let it slip, bro.
Yeah.
You're getting cold, man.
Diet, bro.
Diet, folks, actually help people get a drink of your diet.
Yeah, I mean, that's...
You're gonna get food before the meal!
Dude, this isn't a cheap, or this is not a cheap, this is bad.
It's bad.
You should never get sick.
Yeah, that's it.
Because I'm just making food.
Yeah.
I'm going to take off.
Yo, what are you doing?
I'm making food, bro.
Can I take a picture with you guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Food.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry, but in the cave it looks like it's like a big building.
I just see you guys all the time on like social media like, it's very crazy.
Like y'all in the city of Arkansas.
Is it a bay?
No, I mean this looks like part of the bay, but it's more like a house.
It's not like a cell.
Ah, good, good.
But yeah, you know.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Excuse me, I'm taking a picture.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you.
Got a little ball and it's fun to lean.
Fun to lean.
Guys, sorry.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys for your meal.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
It's really good.
I love you.
Oh, let's give you a look at it.
That's a ball and it's good.
Yeah, wait, hold on.
Woo!
Got you.
Nice.
Yeah man.
That's the stuff.
What's up man?
I'm not interested in having my friends here.
What's up friend?
What's up friend?
Don't mind the sound.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up bro?
You haven't had the hard time I guess.
Yes.
You've gone back to school.
I don't want to see you.
I wouldn't be in this room if this wasn't my fault.
We're okay, we got everything, right?
I thought we ordered over there.
Wait, I thought you ordered for the same thing.
I'm not gonna do this one.
I'm gonna do this one.
I'm gonna do that one.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I love Chili E's.
Chili in's Island, Chili in's Island, Chili in's Island
Hey Jay you too have something to say to the people
But that's not good
Take a sip, take a sip
Oh my God
You can't get rid of his load. It's on the white box.
You have the white boxes here, remember?
Where did you, brother? There's no way you took that many chips.
That's actually bad, bro.
I don't know how to do this.
I don't know how to do this.
The beer is bad, bro.
It's all the best.
Also, the situation, no.
The Muffler 06 or 800 Calvary Beach.
I
Came into a mug thing and please
Probably early to be honest with you, man.
I've done it 10 hours a month.
That's a lot.
I'm gonna hold on.
I love y'all.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm trying to sell them.
I got some bellies.
I'm a red marlin.
Oh, my man, let's try this one.
Let's try this one, please.
All right, first thing we got, first thing we got.
Go dip, go dip right here.
I'll leave you in the sauce, it's fine.
Love ya, I love ya, I'll see ya tomorrow.