jasontheween
🔴CORE PARTY CANCELLED🔴LETS MAKE SHIT SHAKE🔴MEXICO TMR🔴EPICNESS🔴LETS GO🔴SHORT STREAM?🔴
07-04-2026 · 6h 50m
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Okay, no money was not the issue money was not the issue
All right, what we're all million years. Okay, we can pay for a fucking party
Okay, it's just people didn't want to go some people didn't want to
Go to the party
And that's okay
But like we're not gonna throw a fourth of your like core party without core there. You know I'm saying so
Yeah, man, I know y'all wanted to pull up and y'all are exciting y'all probably had y'all swimsuits on and
You know I'm saying y'all were ready to pull up eat some hot dogs with the boys, you know
Everybody's gonna show up it's gonna be great vibes
but
unfortunately
It's canceled man. It's canceled
Where's my car go fuck yourself you got baited appreciate a where's my car? Oh, no, he finally came in breath a lot of first-time chatters
Get fucking beta voice
Fuck you fuck yourself. Well, guess what? We're all having a bad day because now there's no hot guys
Now there's no fucking pool party now. There's no fucking grill now
There's no fucking get drunk with the guys in vibe now. There's nothing
Instead, we have another ballast stream, but guess what, at least I'm live, right?
At least we're live here, you know, I'm pretty sure we're all going live, Lacey going live.
But listen, the thing about me and the thing about the boys, we're going to make shit shake
today, all right, fuck it, and I don't give a fuck anymore.
I'm about to make some shit shake today.
We better hop in a Discord call and we're gonna throw a fucking ranger in Laysdrew and Lays's guesthouse.
Bro, let's make some shit shake today. We already have mad people pulling up. Let's just make some shit shake.
We have a pool. Let's do a little gathering in Drew's crib. You know what I'm saying Jack?
Pro
Let's recreate the back it up Terry back it up. Lacey me
Have fucking Lacey
It's all a firework in front of Lacey and have him like you know saying
Like
We got this
We have to we have to pivot my whole life. I've had to pivot, bro
OCS hosting a party, bro, I called Yugi before stream, I was like, bro, you know, I should
have got cooked.
Let's just send a text blast to y'all's new crew.
And Yugi was like, I don't know about that, but I was like, bro, you trying to make sure
it's shaker?
And then he's like, all right, maybe, maybe, maybe.
But now that I'm streaming, I might hit him with a FaceTime call right now, and then maybe
he'll probably say yes.
I don't know. I'm
Well
We can do it as we create this. We can we can recreate this look at our keys offline title
What are they throwing some shit bad
I bet I bet no content
Who said I don't know content, bro. You mean at least on her stream off what a call segment
Come on BJ
Yo
You want a shitter I just went live
Oh shit was good. Oh shit. You booted it up. Yeah, I booted it up. Um, what's it called dude? I heard y'all throwing some shit
Bro, I got a great idea
Bro, you know, I uh, so we we had the party food and everybody was ready to pull up and shit
Dude, I'll send the text blast right now with y'all's address
Only 200.
Bro, dude, y'all gotta be as good as 200 and even now love it.
Bro, we got isolation.
Bro, dude, bro, just let everyone stay in the door.
It'll be valid.
Bro, all right, fine. We're gonna do it in in Jerusalem's guest house. We're gonna do it in the guest house
I bet I bet I'll let you know keep you posted. Okay
Please
Bro
We did has had so many cutscenes ready for today
But he worried about people?
There's no-
Brother, there's no way around.
That's insane.
insane broke the fucking bit rate
hi homage holy fuck bro
Yeah, no, that's a target, bro. But no, but we, bro, let it be a party, though.
Massive mail?
I'm ready!
Kai!
Kai!
Kai, we are ready, bro!
Kai!
We are ready, bro!
Yes, we got mad content on July 6th as in a watch party. We are ready to be a professor.
We are fucking ready. Fake reaction, we already seen this, but I still have to react to it.
I don't know if I'm going to be a professor. Last year, did the professors know they were
going to be the professors before the kai stream or no oh my god oh my god so
you're telling me I could oh my god read underpost miss John oh my god miss
issue to Casey. Oh my god, bro. Chat. Chat. There's no way I don't get accepted, right?
I know I got declined and denied at ShriverU, but like, bro, I didn't use AI. I used Loo
GPT. Like, surely, surely I can get in. Yes, I submitted online. I did an application.
I feel that the emergency contact and everything, okay?
We are watching the World Cup, little bro.
What the fuck are you talking about, chat man?
Should have been a student.
Why would I be a student?
I feel like I can teach upcoming streamers
how to become a better streamer.
You would say a game at the same time?
Oh!
I ain't gonna lie, I want to be a professor.
I want to be a professor, bro.
I want to be a professor.
Or bro, or I just want to be a gen.
I just want to be there.
Like, like, Kai, if you're listening,
I'm down to be a professor.
I'm down to be a janitor.
I'm down to any.
What's a school?
Cause a school needs a lot of employees.
Employees at a school.
I'll be a lunch lady or lunch man.
I'll be assistant, no, no, no.
I'll be assistant if you need an assistant principal,
administrative assistant.
I'll be a teacher, special ed teacher,
paraprofessional, instruction aid.
I'll be a like, programming.
I'll be a guidance counselor.
I'll be anything you need, a school nurse.
I will be anything.
How to make ramen class get in my machete beta squad video. I am indeed in the beta squad
Video whoa, that's literally me the thumbnail
Mama bull do I dare this look like that though, bro. They they put the chop filter on me
They put the chop filter on me
And I guess Lacey's that fucking skinny
I just want to see the big any part of me
Bro they did has put the child filter on me on every
Bro I look like I look like I got the like vampire filter on
whatever you were born with that filter
I was tired. I was tired. I was tired. I was tired. You look fat. You look short.
Yo, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all. Okay. It's supposed to
be a good day. It's supposed to be July 4th. I should be eating hot dogs with all guys
I've been in the pool, like damn, y'all are mean.
And this is when I was getting punched on my head
every single day, so.
Watch party, Kai, after Spain Portugal game with Bat,
but I want to go to game with Bat
probably with semifinals.
I don't think I'm gonna go to Spain Portugal.
I think my next watch party
gonna be tomorrow Mexico England but I want to go live way before I'm gonna go
live with Marlin we'll probably explore the streets of Mexico because I'm
I mean the streets of Mexico they're gonna be vibey every vibey I would assume
right like I get dead as just walk down the streets outside of the stadium and
shit will just happen you know me GGs why are y'all saying GGs why are y'all
saying you choose, they've seen the TikTok,
you're not welcome in Mexico.
What?
We welcome you with open arms, Germano.
Thank you, bro, thank you, thank you.
Please, LARP as an England fan.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm good, I'm okay.
Mayo?
This was actually the best and the worst dream of all time. Houston bro. It was a movie.
This was top tier ballast for sure. It was incredible. Wherever this place was, I did
Felt the racist energy when people looked at YBGU be an argument wrong
But it was amazing it was amazing
It was amazing
Audio for ants we can't hear you. What are you talking about and you me?
Yeah, and me too. They called you some of the good ones. Oh my god. I remember I remember bro
It was so good. It was so fun and today bro today could have been legendary man. We did ask bro. We could
Whatever bro whatever bro. Oh, yeah
We did get charged for it still
And then Suki just woke up and said what happened
Why
You didn't have to cancel bro, bro
It's fine, dude
It's do we didn't get charged with full price. No
We got charged, you know, I mean we'll live you know I'm saying but still like I just gonna pay for the bartenders
like half of the bartenders in the alcohol and probably just the alcohol and
then like catering and that's it that's it we'll live bro we'll live we'll live
so did you get the alcohol I mean the alcohol is at the fucking house so yeah
male
go get the alcohol I don't know if we got did we get the alcohol yes we pay for
but I don't know bro.
Gonna have a kick back, go get it.
Let me call Dream of Ra.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
Yo, I'm live right now, Dream of Ra.
Just a quick question.
What's up?
The alcohol we paid for, right?
Yeah.
Is it at the crib?
I think so, I don't know.
I'm not like talking to anyone
in those conversations anymore.
Like my assistant in the world,
you're like in the group chat.
I gotta see you.
Like I'll put the drinks and shit,
I can call and see what's up.
Yeah, can you?
Yeah, I got you, sure.
We can thank you.
Thank you, thank you, bro.
Bye, bro.
Yeah, of course.
Peace.
Peace.
Morikai mail?
Which YouTube?
Good move from Kai, bro.
Good move from Kai.
Just let me know.
Just give me more Kai mail if I'm a professor.
Ah.
Ah.
No mail?
Doug, listen, we're gonna make it
with the best out of today, okay?
Today is gonna be epic and speaking of epic,
what the fuck is this, man?
I am in my neck.
I have to subscribe to the chat
I'd pick out bro, I pick out check lacy soon
Like bright John bro, I I am getting one guy. I hit everything bro. I had everything what people doing for July 4th guys
Epic just got black balls. Nooo. Nooo.
Broke this thing someone has done around you.
You're right here in this stream after being sent a foreshadowing video from Mirrors Goodbye.
This is the best run Greg of 25 years time.
Show my toilet paper in my mama house, I live in my house.
Greg, fuck around with you, boy.
It's a broke this thing someone has done around you.
Show my toilet paper in my mama house, I live in my house.
Greg, fuck around with you, boy.
I bet listen to the things someone has done around you.
Rage, the signs were there.
Also, it was QuibbleBop's left, not yours.
Oda foreshadowing, there was signs from toilet paper
I
Want to I want to I want to I want to I want to go back I want to I want to I want to go to streamer. Yo
Oh
Hold on Jay hold on so you told me to join call and then you put me a hold that's just crunch
Dude I canceled all my family's plans for your party
Yo, brother. I have bad news
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, who's your son yo hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? What's good shakers?
What did you I called you a shit shaker?
Wow, well, well hey boys, bro, isn't the big everything the big three?
Sinna I cancel my entire family reunion for this party sinna just wait with awesome
We don't even want sinna to pull up anyway, bro. You know I'm saying we're good off. Hey, we're good off. Hey, boys
Listen, we may have lost the party, but the party hasn't lost us. Why don't we bring the party to us?
Bro, I bet, I bet. Let's, uh, let's throw some shit at Drew's shit, make some shit shake,
let's fill it out, or we can bring the party that Lacey's room, since Lacey's in mobile.
No, but here's the thing, right? We got told that we're not allowed to throw a party in the room.
We're throw gathering, bro!
Why don't we throw a party in the guest house?
That is the count as the actual house.
Listen guys, we are not allowed to throw a party on our property.
We are not throwing a party, okay?
This is not a party by any means.
This is a hangout.
Kickback.
A kickback.
A hangout.
How many people usually go through a kickback anyway?
Like bro, like 100.
I heard.
About 200?
300?
Yeah, like 200.
That's not even bad bro.
Yo, what's the worst that could happen?
Like what?
of our fucking house no no bro no fuck now we have to move to Orange County and
go fucking no like no wait why is he laughing yeah sooner sooner sooner stop
typing much yeah no so I'm just trying to figure out so like how many people
I'm getting a call from lace yo what's up bro we need hot dogs we need burgers
We need Mike's we might hard we need vodka
a laser lot of alcohol
Jason wants
Oh, we're drinking what we also need a bunch of weed we're cross fading ourselves. We're gonna we're gonna do some crazy shit tonight
Where's the alcohol we already paid for?
Yo, yo, I'm gonna try and see if we can still get an alcohol, bro. I don't know.
We paid for it, we better, we god damn better get that alcohol.
Yeah, I mean, tonight, guys, tonight's about to be a full week.
What was his handling?
We're gonna have the chat putting cinema in our streams tonight.
We're gonna create a fucking movie, bro.
Bro, we lately have a pool.
We're gonna create a fucking movie.
We have everything needed for a gathering here at the core crew.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's just call some people,
invite some people, bro.
Because we already had like 300 people pulling up.
Let's just invite like half of that.
Jason, Jason, not a mash out.
Could you send a little blast text?
That's what I was saying.
Bro, why don't you just send a text?
Why don't we just put the address as like broad lawn
or something that we just meet there?
Like I'm dead, like what is the word?
The cul-de-sac of broad lawn.
What do we do a kickback at the cul-de-sac of broad lawn?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, like who's gonna actually stop us?
That's a public street.
But we can't hang out there.
Like, come on, bro.
Bro, we can do this.
We have to make the best out of a bad situation.
Let's just do drugs and vibe with the guys.
Bro, I fucking love you, dude.
And also, we can lie, too, bro.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We can put in our title, like, oh, Jinxie pulling up,
XGC pulling up, Kites and Nats debuting his Get To Back
stream at ours.
You don't understand.
You're a fucking genius, man.
I showed speed, just took a flight to us.
You don't know we could we could send that blast text right now. It's been you'll have make sure oh and send it to
And send it send it to hey Lacey Lacey
You know like that
Yeah, get some stickers. Yeah, let's tick tock stickers. Oh, we got a farm. We all three of us gotta form some stickers
Okay, so what what so like who are y'all thinking about it waiting bro
I can't invite, we can get, we can get, we can invite, like, to get, uh, uh, Courage Shady might be down, he might be down.
Chloe Parker!
Okay, not, I'm sure dude.
He clicked the seven word. I don't know what seven word.
He sucks chat. I mean definitely got to get OSES OSES. Don't pull up
Pilates is notified Matt notified me. He actually flew to LA for the party
He said he has narcotics, so
We're pulling up with narcotics. Could have a Greg could have a Greg
I heard Greg needs a new home, bro. Could have my Greg
Let's see here. What else bro epic? No. No, not epic.
Pepsi said he's down to pull up, bro. That's not bad at all.
I can call T.Jepsey if he wants to pull up.
Okay. Okay. So if they pull up, what happens? We just get drunk and just vibe.
No, I think I think we just tell everyone that we're hosting the biggest party at
our crib and then they pull up, bro. We just said, you know, chill in the backyard,
make them think that something you know hey bro no one's got to really know what we about to do
not a party it's not a part of oh it's a get back a get back yep I get back together get
a kick back yeah kick back yeah it's a get back bro yeah yeah so lenda bird yo do you guys think
they're like apparently NBA players gonna pull into the fucking house and then and go to a party
I got I got someone named our 15 star trying to pull up if you want he's in my chat
I got some oh there is one other option yes, and that's sending the party blast text
You know not a party, but maybe saying hey guys. Oh, what are we gonna throw the party? Let's just fucking throw the same party
We're gonna throw a bro. Let's just have the chat donate for our contact. Okay, bro
Right guys like if you guys want to see it. Let's just all donate $50,000 to Jason the week right now
I mean I love that bro. I love that. I love that. I don't know. Hold on. I know someone. Let me call somebody
I know someone that would be
Sideways I've ever seen man
Yo Lopey oh
Yo, so listen party got cancel, but we're having a little get-together kickback at the at the core house today
I was wondering if you maybe wanted to pull up and hang out.
This is my fucking movie, barely.
Yeah, you guys are doing that all.
Okay, bet. I'm gonna send you the details.
Send you the details.
It's literally just our house.
Guys, we got Lopey. We got Lopey, guys.
Um, I got it.
Woo!
We are making shit!
Shit!
Plus one. Plus one.
Who else lives in California that we can invite?
Maybe like in the area.
All right, bro, let me go let's get Senegal. Let's get Senegal California. No, she's not bro. She's just like
I got roughs like faking it. I'm not gonna lie. She's faking it. She could invite. She wants to go see
Yay instead or some bullshit. I heard instead of going to core party could invite rock and they're saying
This is not a bad idea who lives in Calabasas. Oh
Max Kedars in LA. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I invited him. He's gonna pull up
I bet, I bet.
Um, couldn't invite, uh, couldn't, Rug was only three and a half hours away, couldn't
invite, Rug?
Yeah, he started the phone with Rug.
Rug was, um, halfway on his way up here for the party.
He was talking about his cancel apparently.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, I mean, um.
Oh, bro, we used to dead-ass like, bro, like, what's, that's fucked up.
What?
I ain't gonna lie, that's fucked up.
No, it is fucked up.
I'm dead-ass, seriously, it is, it's really fucked up.
makes me mad and when I get mad bro I get angry no one wants to see me angry
because when I get angry I get upset and when I get upset I become rude no true
laser Mar Marlin John Rocket and Russell just like you just named a terrorist
organization like like what the fuck are you talking about bro like all right
bro wait let me go let me call Max Kadar real quick what if we just find a
party and take over and claim it at the hours guys please stop asking to invite
Chloe Parker I'm gonna just ban you like
were you send the party blast see the issue with that is we sent the party
blast that would redirect 2,000 people to the courthouse so I don't know I don't
know if that's the right idea no that's a challenge to see that's a challenge
Yeah, I'm gonna set out the party I'm gonna set out the party blast then. Okay. Let's go. Let me take that scale
That's go can pull up. Yeah, I scale there bro. Okay, I'm trying to come into it
You know race corrupted
Ray said he's down to come by you know
Chubby switch it up, bro
Bro, I fucking love that scale man, it's gonna be weird.
I could invite, Laze is getting alcohol right now,
you know, could have Laze as a, not a cameraman,
he could look and just-
Oh, Dean does live in L.A.
Or L.A., he lives in L.A., so we could invite Dean.
Oh, okay.
Okay, Dean, like y'all's little friend?
Guys, we have to just come to the conclusion.
What are we doing right now?
Yo, listen, we need to just take over someone else's
and just claim it as ours.
Like, no one, or do you see our house right now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we got to go to someone else and just row in their shit and make it about us
Okay, who's throwing a footage of life sitting right now, I don't know bro. I don't know who's throwing one, bro
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it's not throwing one. They don't like a fake like it's like it's not it's not real
Wait, what are they doing? What they now?
They said they're doing like a footage of life party party, but I call the article you said like he's doing some little they're doing
Like some blue shit well, they're throwing a part of my party. What if we just text blast, you know, tell them to put
All right, let me call real quick. Actually, let's make another call. I'm gonna call you. I'll call you.
Guys, yeah, so let's go to Newport chat with Jason the fucking wing king of all Asians where every single second a kid comes up
Yo, you you give
Her shot on a party today
What okay, well, which I what are you throwing today?
You know, me, someone on the ground, and, uh, probably going, you know, Superbowl Fireys.
Oh, you're gonna just shoot it?
Oh, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not getting arrested.
Okay, well, well, uh, bro, we might be throwing some shit if y'all try and pull up.
What's up?
We might be throwing a rager at, uh...
No, no, no, no, no, no. Tell him, tell him, yo...
You guys are throwing a rager?
Just be like, yo...
Yes, yes, I'm throwing a big-ass party!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tell him we could, tell him we could set up a party for him.
We're sending a text blast to y'all's new crew. See y'all soon
Bro, let's just fucking do it. What's the worst that happens man
I'm dead ass serious a thousand people go to his house, bro. That sounds like a fucking M O V
IE bro, that sounds like a movie bro like what what happens if you light fireworks in Calabasas?
probably jail time. Yeah you will go to jail you will get executed and you'll
probably pay more taxes somehow we'll be honest with you the last time we met there
was fire here it did not end well so yeah I love you Stavornotto your body
looks amazing what's your workout routine um I'm dropping a course on my
routine pretty soon so don't worry y'all can y'all can look at myself. So that was a fake chat I feel like a fake ass paid chatter maybe
Um, guys, we gotta really think, man.
I mean, bro, we gotta make some project
actually in the Jerusalem today.
I mean, I think.
Bro, that's what I'm trying to say.
Like, Chad, like, do y'all wanna see us go to a party,
get drunk, boo.
Bro, let's just fucking throw a party in the guest house
and ruin the guest house.
That's where we get drunk.
And then they gotta deal with it after a kickback.
A kickback, whatever, bro, yeah.
Okay, okay, then, okay, then.
Send the text last to 1,000 people right now
that a party's at our house and tell them the gate codes,
tell them everything, bro.
I fucking do this brother shut up. What are you scared? Say the word say the word I did I said it right now
Say the fucking word say the word so we're worse than a text-last to our house at what time?
Right now, bro. Right now like like four o'clock. No, bro. Because we gotta do it right now. Just play our drive
Wait, bro
What we okay? What's the worst case scenario we get kicked out? Oh, no, bro. Oh, no, we disband like come on
Let me know, bro. Let me know. Let me know. Wait, no show the address.
No, there's no address, but I can type the address in. Send it to us.
Yo, guys, party is still going on. Let's get lit at...
Let me know, bro. The whorehouse.
Let me know. Let me know. I mean, it's backwards right now, but we can make sure it's shaped right now.
I mean, there's 375 people approved, 548 people pending.
I'll accept everybody pending. I'm not even kidding. If motherfuckers didn't cancel this, this wasn't the biggest party ever
like
This would have been like actually absurd
400 people are accepted and usually people bring a plus one. So that would have been like that actually would have been like
Let's just fucking do it man. You know what let's just fucking do the old house
Who's with me guys? What is that each like 15 bands 13 bands throw $8,000 for hot dogs, bro
Who gives a fuck who gives a fuck sure that money's probably going straight to fucking Tel Aviv, but like who cares, bro
Like let's just fucking like well, let's get these fucking ten thousand dollar hot dogs
Let's get this forty thousand dollar hat like I'm ready, bro. Like I'm trying to get shit shaking
I bet I bet I'm gonna I'm gonna send the text blast. So don't don't be a fake demon. I'm about to do it
Bro, if I'm a fake demon may God kill Lacey himself
right
lacy
oh
we attach a firework to lacy's fucking wheelchair and we say back it up lacy get a hundred million view fucking
that's the movie
like that's what i'm gonna say bro like
all right lacy back up like and then we just let it explode in his face
oh my god that would be a movie bro
just short of the list wait let me see who was approved on this today let me look through this
Can you read some of the names?
Yeah, I have.
Uh, a fruit.
Oh, okay.
W. Ron, I can't wait how much weight you have lost.
Wait, should I just screen share?
No, no, no, no.
Can we hand pick, select what people would have sent a text last to?
Bro, I mean, we could just, yeah, we can.
Um, I mean, Tara, Tara, Yummy was gonna come.
Not a bad shot, not a bad shot.
Okay, so we can, we can...
You think, can't tell me when this should be done?
Um, maybe men who wear sandals need to die.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Too slimy was gonna come!
Bro!
Oh my god, look at this shit!
Too slimy!
Fuck!
The King of Mexico!
I'm not even kidding, boys.
I'm actually mad now.
Why did you cancel the party, you dumbass?
I didn't cancel the party!
Bro, it is dead ass too slightly, bro!
No, no, it's starting to get real!
He did this, put his ID!
Oh my god, I'm actually mad.
Now I'm actually mad.
When I get mad, bro, I get angry.
And when I get angry, I get fucking furious.
There's a crazy thought. Can we just send a text message and say party's back on show up to this address?
Whatever gonna be going all day and we just go to the house
Well, fuck that shit
Let's just fucking put a crypto coin all over the fucking house. Let's just go bro. I don't give a fuck anymore
I deadass don't give a fuck anymore. Let's go bro to slimy who's gonna be there, bro
Let's just fucking do it man. Just fucking do it. What bro just fucking do it
Guys I have to go take a shit. I'm gonna wheel my way to the bathroom
Bro now my whole Chad is saving Cain's segment. Yo, please. Oh, what is spamming? Lacey? Don't hurt yourself, bro. I
Can't hear you now. I can hear you
Yes, I did take your toilet paper. I do have your toilet paper. Oh
Hi, yeah, I'm gonna finish it
No way no way to stop. I'm not even kidding. We actually put it back on. I'm not kidding
I mean we did it. I did it bro. That's tell Jeremy put a gambling website all over this guy
I don't give a fuck dream. Oh
Tell him. Oh, yes, pick up bro. Pick up. I don't give a fuck. Yeah
Like you can give us some shit as dream of we could slam a gambling website all over the party and re-host it
Alright, so the alcohols in the long beach and they think so. Yeah
So they so our alcohol wait, can we get the alcohol still said to our house?
Yeah, I
Mean I mean
No, okay, you just ask him
About the 10k hot dogs
I'm not even kidding is this a generational cell bro
No, no, I'm actually mad when I get mad I get angry when I get angry I get furious
I'm looking through this shit. I see Ronnie
I don't give a fuck if Lacey fell down the stairs with the wheelchair bro figure it out bro
What would the diamond to tell him?
Get up. I mean, bro, like it was dead-ass a movie, bro. It was dead-ass a movie
Well, think about it, bro, we were gonna have we were gonna have a key. I need to pull up
We're gonna have fucking stable Ronaldo pull up. She would have Betsy pull up, bro. Like oh my god
Yeah
Okay, I'm not even trying to be funny. Is there not a way that we can dead ass just get that party back on if we
Just find someone to put money up
Because now it's not about money. It wasn't about the money at first, but now it's just that story
We got figured this out. We're gonna make some shit shake. Oh, listen, bro. Do you have anybody got two slimy's contact?
But let's just have them pull up to the
guesthouse
Does anybody in here have two slimy's fucking anybody got to slimy
There's no way we just like I do we gotta get I'm not even kidding
Well, we got to get that party back on if I bro we got to get that party back on I'm not kidding
I'm very I'm realizing now that we're on stream of that ass
We got to get that party back on we have to bro
Hello
On the shitter bro bro lacy bro, please wait, so that's if you sit when you pee now what?
What?
Do you sit on your penis?
Oh, my ass, this is my first...
This is my first chance since I got hurt.
I'm pretty sure the shit is smeared on my butt cheeks, so I can't close my legs fully.
Well, if you need someone to wipe your ass, bro, you know what I'm saying, I got you.
I can't ask for your automation to come up with my ass.
I see, I'm not coming in there to wipe your fucking ass, you're a grown man.
Elf friend.
Elf fucking friend.
That's how I'm gonna like Elf friend.
Elf fucking friend.
Fucking friend. Oh fucking friend. Oh fucking cuz I'll do that. I would have done it. Oh
My god, bro, I'm actually so mad right now. Am I been kidding? I'm about to
I'm gonna make a quick call. I'm that I'm swimming quick off. Hey fellas. I'm gonna start drinking
Don't drink on the toilet. It was the generous shit ever
I'm gonna make a call, bro. I'm gonna make a call to dream of I'm gonna I'm gonna make a call, bro
Oh, I'm blocked. Okay. No, I'm calling again, bro. I'm going to form. How did you do it? You did a FaceTime?
I did a FaceTime on it.
Here we go.
Yo, yo, yo, Drainmo, bro. Tell, I'm dead ass serious. We're live right now so they can hear you, but low.
Bro, get a fucking gambling sponsor, throw it on the fucking monitors, whatever, bro. Let's get that fucking party up tonight, bro.
Two-sliding you was gonna be there?
Two-sliding.
Bro, that's just cluck, I'm dead ass not with it.
I'm like, do you guys wanna figure it out with someone else who's on that?
Because like, you know what I mean?
I'm just like, I don't know, I can't stress about a big word.
I just wasted a week of my life doing it.
And now like the day I wake up, it's canceled and like, now I have to deal with people telling
me like, oh, it's canceled and like cancel a bunch of vendors.
Like, oh, the day doesn't only cancel, like everything's just, it's done, it's cluck.
Do you feel me?
No too silent is what I'm hearing.
I got
Yeah, you guys are right, but we we did know it wasn't it wasn't us bro. It wasn't us
Listen, yeah, we don't need we don't need anybody but ourselves to handle this shit
We have the portable. I had I could send the text blast anywhere. Let's go to what?
What?
Who's throwing a party that we get nervous parties with?
Well, I'm telling you oh, oh just send the party thing to OSC as well. What are they gonna say? No, bro
How about this I
Don't know for Gentry no Gentry's good we can we get send it to a playground
Because that's a public that's a public area, right?
Let's have a bunch of drunk adults go to a playground against hammers basin.
That's how you get put on a list, dude. I'm just throwing ideas out.
The beach? I'd send it to the beach. Yes, bro. Like, that's just fucking go, bro.
I'm telling you, it's 20 minutes away. We can just go to fucking, like,
the code house. Where's their house? Is their house big enough to throw a party?
Let's just fucking throw it there, bro. Let's just I bet I bet like me. Let me call
Seaside yeah, bro, that's like two hours. Yeah, that's like two and a half hours and also
There'll be just a bunch of people that run adjacent the weed treating like he's
Bro, bro, Lacey get off the toilet
Yeah, that's fucked up is
the only a party has someone else's out bro they want did they want content or
not I seriously I actually not picking up what if we just moved fourth of July a
couple days oh wait you're a fucking genius wait what you know worst case
scenario bro we just I'm just gonna make hot dogs by myself and get drunk
Bro, if I have to go out live, if I have to do this shit myself, bro, I'm gonna go outside, make a couple of hot dogs, and fuck you.
Ron!
What?
I fell, can you come help me get up?
Brother, where the fuck did you fall?
I fell.
Where did you fall?
Wait, Ron, do you want to get drunk and have hot dogs?
Where did you fall?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
He fell into the toilet?
What's the 10th of July wait, what's stopping us from throwing a 10th of July party?
Yeah, who even invented and said it was on the fourth
You were in the beta squad video. Yeah guys. I know I was there. Yep. Thank you for telling me
Episode bro, let's just do our house bro like who no one in this track gives a fuck if we get kicked out by the age
I'm down to our house. I'm down. I'm down. Let's bro. Let me call here
Can we call Atari Yummy and just invite her to the crib, bro?
Wait, but guys, we have a small problem!
What?
Hold on, better go to call back.
Hey, I left my typebook in the other room.
Oh my god, I can't, man.
Dude, I have Drew fucking wipe your ass.
Like, isn't that what he's here for?
We're all party at Cades, like, bro, guys.
No one is saying that!
Can't hear shit, fellas.
Nice bro, no one's picking up. Yeah, let's just fucking
I thought I would echo through this. Oh my god guys. I have an idea what
What if um, oh I got nothing
No, but I should look like resident evil toilet paper. Okay. Hold on. Here's a problem
No, what if we do if we do have a wait, I might have a house my boss
Yo, what's up?
Yo, AJ, Nick.
Yo, can you set the f-
I go.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Are y'all throwing something today?
No, we're about to fucking...
We got like a van,
and we're about to give out like some ice cream, and then...
Well, I got a way better idea for y'all.
Ready?
Um...
Let us use your house to throw a party.
party.
Again, wait, don't show the screen, I'll show you this crib right now, look at it.
Bro, it's fine, it's fine, I don't even need to see that, let's just close up some of
the doors, throw a fucking party, make a movie.
Bro, do you want content or not?
Okay, what if we throw the biggest party in discord?
Oh my god, let's start it.
You want to throw the biggest discord party?
Yeah bro, what if we can't get shakin' bro?
What are we gonna quit?
Quitting is not an option bro.
Quitting is an option for losers.
Wait guys, Tariyama's gone.
Yo, listen.
I'm gonna change everything.
Damn, wait Tariyama, you already pivoted to another party?
Tariyama, are you busy right now?
Um, wait, where, where?
I I bet I must send a text blast to his house
Wait send the addy
Wait send the addy. How are we getting party logs? I got you get text. Thanks. I mean
Everyone in their mom is fucking no, please get your headset. I can't hear this. I go more Drew's getting it
Oh, never mind Drew's at the store. Go wheel yourself back. Well, go find it. Go get it, bro
Everyone their mom is having a fucking party and we're on discord right now with our facecams on you understand what's going on
Like do you understand where we are fucking crumbs?
We're lame you lost all credibility
This is a resident evil party, but she's a party person evil for the brother that I
yo I have an idea please bro tell us your idea what if us three split a
private jet and we take a private jet and just invite anybody who wants to
come and we get hammered and and we rent and we get fourth of July drugs on a
private jet
I
Then we go to Vegas
Bro we can't figure this out we have a humongous IQ let's just fucking figure this out
What would okay? Let's not read our chat right now because we're smarter than our chat, okay?
I'm not in challenge. Think let's think here. How can we do that? Okay?
I the old here's the negatives of if we just throw the get-together at our house, okay?
Number one could get evicted number two Marlin adapt and silky probably will be pretty mad. Oh my god
The hot dogs just came yeah, I'm looking at Gilbert all beers. They have beers
Chips
A bag of chips. Are you dead ass?
Bro are we mad at them for trying bro at least they're trying it's in my bathroom in my room
Okay, let's think like smelling there wait. Thank you, man
Okay, thank you, bro. Like could do a VR chat for the July
Could do a 4th of July
You know what I'm saying in our in Lacey's room. We'd like a firework or three in his room
Wait, I got a text message from free mo we can I say we throw a party in my room
We gotta do something man. I'm not just gonna I'm not gonna see here like a loser behind the camera
But we got to go get lit, bro
If it's just us if we have to get drunk we're getting drunk. All right, so I mean sorry yummy sin the house is 20 minutes away
Oh, let's you know what us three let's go party hop. How about that the whole day?
I can't even walk. How do you want me to hop? I won't wheel you around the whole day, bro
I'm gonna wheel you around
Let's just go. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait 20 minutes away
Bro, let's put our swimsuits on and fucking go
I'm trying to say bro. Let's do it like we can
Who's telling you can't stream out of viewers?
Viewers, bro.
Tartan staff.
Hold it right now, Nask.
No, no, no, you can't stream those parties.
They do like hella drugs.
We do fucking drugs.
Just kidding, I don't do drugs.
Hold on, let me ask.
Why can't we go to that party and stream?
Are they doing what's going on here?
Some type of rituals or like?
Bro, that is a job, too.
You can't stream like we can't.
Oh, please don't say that word.
Please don't say that word.
Sorry, sorry.
Never again.
So we live on a massive property at the end of a mallet and we can't throw a party.
I'm gonna fan you.
Guys, can you guys just trust us that we try.
Okay?
Like, we're trying to even count it right now.
Like before this happened, before we even went live, we were sitting there for an hour,
like the Drusky meme in Kaiser where he's like this.
We were literally just fucking like thinking, bro.
We were literally just thinking.
Simple as that, bro.
And now we're here, let's fucking do this, bro.
Let's fucking do this, man.
Man.
You're saying let's do this?
Create, own, run, everything
before it's the canceled party because of HOA.
APAC sponsors.
Bro, we didn't cancel because of OHA way, like we had everything set, it was dead ass in motion.
I woke up today and created a mosque.
We literally were on a call, us, we were literally on a call trying to set this up like midnight.
Bro, and it was confirmed, everything was good, I started to get up.
Everything was locked in for this party, this party had nothing to do with it not being
set up, it had nothing to do with price, it's just.
Then why cancel?
Because bro, it's not going to be a court.
didn't want to pop out to the party and it's not a core party if not all the
core is there is that simple yeah I think spending 40 bands if not everyone
it's just like why yeah spending 30 bands if not everybody wants to go and
it's not gonna go it's just not like I'm trying to think here bro so bro just
thought she's not good vibes bro plus plus yeah bro why don't we just like I'm
I'm trying to think here, it's hard to use all 170 IQa once,
but I'm really trying to think here,
what we could do to just like maximize opportunity, bro.
We can't party hop, they're not gonna let us stream there,
but they're all YouTubers, something's sus, bro.
I'm telling you, something is sus.
Okay, what other parties are there?
Hold on, wait, let me open my party full, bro.
Bro, I'm fucking more mad than I'm not seeing
two slimy than a fucking party.
I'm not gonna let, I would have dead ass
had a cutscene with him and we would have,
bro like I'm actually mad as fuck okay um some interesting parties today yeah
no I don't know if we don't have like some type of kickback by the end of the
Send an assassin to kill all three of us because it's happening.
You think I'm about to be a loser and sit in the call with Jason the fucking ween and Lacey and not go to a party with them?
Labral, come on. Let's fucking get lit. Let's figure this shit out.
I got kids in my chat who have fireworks waiting to light them out right now behind the monitor.
We could talk the Addies in our chats.
We could what?
We could talk the Addies just in the chat.
I say we do it in the guest house
Let's start my way in let's start it by thinking just thank you. Just say fuck it, bro
Yeah, I say we do it outside in the backyard in the guest house. I bet let's do it
Let's do it lock off the inside of the house lock all the doors and
Get put up put a speaker outside and we just have a few people pull up for a kickback outside. Okay
What is ladies gonna do what is ladies in true and so you're gonna do but I didn't get mad
bro
So I come over we can't work it them. We can work and we're working. This is work, bro. This is dead-ass fucking work
Please stop using that word
Guys, I'm gonna literally just end my show y'all this key spamming party at Cain's like, please
Love of fucking God, bro. I mean, but I know what it's saying yet at all
Like nobody here chatted. I just check I mean, bro. If that's the only option
No, I can't I'm gonna buy it
I don't know why bro, I don't know why bro, but I just feel like we're right there like
I just know we are right there, bro
Like I just I think it's just I think it's like it's it's it's right there, bro
Like I know it too. It is literally right there. I swear to God is literally right there
Canes, okay, okay, okay
Wait, you treat just dropped. He forgot. He was alive and leaked at the corboys and legend me do drugs
I
Ten-hour stream, I'll be leveled in nightcap guys. I'm not ending my stream until we're all blackout drunk
I'm fucking front of the lawn
Like if I have like if I have to shoot a firework out of my asshole
No, cuz here's the thing is I'm actually getting a little annoyed right now because I didn't take my pain medication this morning
on my knees in pain, but I didn't take it because I'm gonna be getting drunk so here
I'm either gonna start drinking right now by myself
This is unacceptable. I'm not sitting here going through this pain. I'm about to just start getting drunk
I'm gonna start sending takes that I
You keep saying to me like like she's the x-factor of the whole like what does that even mean bro?
No, no, no, I'm gonna take you to our dress and say pull up
Funtree I said when out I said when out to Tara yummy. Boom. Let's go Max Kadar
Boom Max Kadar
Boom movie boom pull up. There's least drinking
You're not
Doug there's no fucking you know what bro. I agree. They see Jason's gonna be mad right now, bro
I agree bro. I gotta drink to get on with you guys guys guys guys guys.
Alright where's my where's my mic where's my one down boys one down.
Alright fuck it yeah let's start this shit early.
Hey let's start early boys yeah yes yes hey let's start early.
Alright let's do a BYO party bring your own food bring your own beer bring your own people BYO.
No bro we need $10,000 on hot dogs bro please.
Let's start, boys. This is my first drink of the day. I'm dead ass serious. I haven't
drank water this morning. I haven't drank anything. I'm starting my day with the fucking
mic's hard, man. Mic's great. Dead ass. Yeah, guys. Jason, they're telling you to invite
the queen of cowbasses, too. Go ahead. Invite the queen. Invite who else, guys?
Who else? Who else, bro? Who fucking else?
Um, let's do the discord. Let's do the discord. Let's make an actual list and a discourse like an actual listen to this quarter
All right, everyone think of five people. Oh, yes. Yes
I'm having deja vu right now. I'm dead ass pilot
Who else who else who else? Oh my god. Hold on. Oh
My god, okay, I'm gonna give up. I'm gonna give up the gray real quick
See I like that
I
Yeah, make the list make the list right now screen share screen share the list
Scythe screen share the list. Let's see what we can get
Screech air wait you put it in the discord
Uh, that's probably not showing up guys, I'm gonna ask you.
No, that's not on our head.
Let's put the call and we call PBM.
Uh, let's see Ron Leijeru raised, yeah, maybe.
PBM's so cool though, my dad is gonna answer the phone, but...
Wait!
We can stream it, bro.
We can go to Jake Weber's shit and party hop, bro.
Stay on guard.
Yeah, we can stream it.
But who's there?
Cause like, that's not going, it's like, you know what I'm saying, like, I don't fucking
know who's there.
Let's turn, all right, you know what's making about us.
Let's make it about us. Let's make it about us. Come on. Let's pregame a little bit. Let's go, bro
They see you. I'm gonna carry you around I can do it, but I'll be here
I'll take care of you the whole day if you want me to know we would that I say carry you Lacey come on. Oh
My god, let's go. Let's go
We got to make sure at least you can go though. It's gonna be good or no
I'll draw a lazy. I'll take care of you, bro. I'm not gonna like you. I'm not gonna let you read my side
You know wheelchair in a packed-ass house party, bro, but what I'm not gonna let anyone touch you and if anyone doesn't touch you
I'm a boxer now. I know how to box like what?
We can push you bro, you had a big ass cyber truck. We'll put you in the back
You're not even kidding for me and Jason will wear our like blincy aga striker boots will be like two inches taller
Let me I promise you God if we get fucked up
I'll be DD. I'll be DD. I won't drink
Now I look he got a drink, bro. We kind of get lit to get it
You know I only took two sips out of this will that be considered drinking driving? I'll go drive this boys
Just took two sips like am I is this cow? Oh, cuz you have to drink at the party Ron
I don't have to drink to be cool bro. I'm cooler than I know I'm peer-pressuring you you have to drink
I bet he ain't got convinced people I
Just realized that my fucking can drive itself. What's fucking go? Oh my god
Fucking drink though. I'll drive. Yeah, I'll drive
I
Would I would rather have a drunk driver drive Jason the way he said he'll DD the cyber truck
That's just a day
No Russell. Oh
You are a dick rider
Definitely be fucking
Russell say he could DD I fucking let's go. Yeah, bro. Lacey stop with that
No, no, no, I'm doing that lipstick you do bro. Let's head out. Let's let's go
Bro stop doing that lips and you're already yawning it's not even an hour into our show
Oh my god, dude. I'm equals and
What should I wear the party though, bro? We got a dress up. Do I put like LV?
No, no, no swimsuit, bro. Let's go floaties. Let's go man
Wait, guys, I'm getting breaking news from Zonkey. Y'all can use my crib.
Who the fuck? Bro, Zonkey.
All right, let's go. Let's go, Lacy. Let's go.
I'm back. Yo, John!
Let's do this shit.
Bro, Lacy, Lacy, are you down or no?
Bro.
I want to make sure we can push you around though. You gonna be okay?
Bro, Lacy, I will literally not leave your side.
I will hold you the whole time if I have to, bro.
We can make some friends, you know, I'm saying I can treat you like my little disabled brother or something like that, bro
Like I'll just dead-ass carry you around, bro
Why are you looking at chat like that Lacey?
Not dead ass don't feel perpressur that if you really think you can but like I'll dead-ass hell
No, we're going I swear to God. I'll push you around the whole time. I promise y'all will leave your son
We won't have my kid you don't even you don't got to bring Drew's bitch ass anyway
We just have ladies and then I'll keep the camera on both of us the whole time, bro
I'll be there too. Yes. I'll be there. Yeah, but lately. I don't know this is like
He's chopped. I don't want to be around too long. They get it
Wait, he definitely knows he definitely starting to charge like oh gosh, should I go check
That's right. Should I go cat walk?
Actually, Keck wheelchair my right boys. Do you guys get it?
It was a plan of words because he um, he can't walk
Actually, he's hurt. Okay, okay, okay
He's obviously not trying to go
Okay, if he's actually not trying to go it's fine
I fine. Yeah, cuz bro, we can figure this out everyone lock in everyone smile everyone chill for a second
I'm gonna plug my phone in so everyone stop texting my number
One second. If you're important, swipe up on my fucking story bro.
Alright bro, we gotta bring the party to Lacey then, that's the only option.
We have to bring the party to Lacey.
I don't do. I know exactly what to do with Lacey.
Bro, let's go to fucking Florida with party, or whatever, right?
And then we go there, we try to convince people.
To go to ours? Oh my god.
We try to convince people, we be like, bro let's just hate Florida and who can...
This is kind of wack. Lacey's room kind of looks like a bomb and then we pull up Lacey's stream. Wait, what?
Let's just go. Yeah. No, if you don't want to go don't go bro. We'll bring the party to you
No, no, no, no, I'll go. I'll push me if I don't go
No, Lacey, Lacey, this is what we can do bro me and we're all we go and then funnel people to our house after
And then we bring the party to you
I'm with it, bro. Let's go.
No, no, no. Look at us, bro.
Lacey, stop looking at your chat. Look at us.
Actually, can you look at this?
We'll call you deadass. You're as good as chat.
What?
Why are you mad, bro?
Fake mad equals lip-sync.
Oh, my God.
You're such a fucking sag farmer.
It's so cool.
Come on, let's go.
He's just a baby, bro.
He's just a baby.
Let's go, brother.
All right, bro.
All right.
No, deadass is, though, like Lacey.
God I'm gonna make sure that nobody touches you. Alright, bro, I'm gonna wear my Balenciaga
strikers, bro, so I'm at least three inches taller. I look more intimidating, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I got you, bro, that ass.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
But listen, bro, if we're on ongoing traffic and I feel like, I don't know, bro, the stream's kind of
sleepish, I might push you onto ongoing traffic. Get a quick clip, you know what I'm saying?
What? If someone gives me a firework, I might shove it next to you, bro, and say,
back it up, Lacey. Farm a quick million view clip, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's fair,
It's all funny. It's all fair.
You know what I'm saying?
If you're gonna be handicapped,
at least let me make content out of it.
Let's go.
I bet.
You ready, son?
Yeah.
I'm gonna come in in a second.
Wait.
Sorry, I'm here in FaceTime.
She's about to tell me the party ended.
Yo.
I bet.
We're literally on a like...
Ask her if it's a wheelchair accessible.
Ask her.
Are people with wheelchairs able to come
come or no okay bad disabled person we have a disabled person like that's
trying to go get lit and get drunk
like he showed the stream I bet wait I'm seeing the vibes that oh those are
Good vibes, great vibes.
I bet we there, we there.
On the way.
Bye.
Boom, movie, let's go.
I bet, bro.
Let's go, we out, we out.
Let's go help Lacey, let's go help Lacey.
I'm gonna get Lacey, I'm gonna be your caretaker.
Let me just put on some pants, Lacey.
I'll be there.
you
Oh, my name's Barry, thank you for your help.
A little pregame?
Come on, Brad, we out.
Come on, we out.
Come on, we out.
Come on, we out.
Come on, we out.
Come on, we out.
Come on, we out.
I
Put your sauce
Wasn't I was just dragging like this that might be a fucking problem
I got you. Yeah, wrong. Bro, maybe do your job, bro.
Oh, wait. Be wrong. This ain't just a good name.
Oh. Let me do a thing. I don't know why he's doing this.
Yeah, I think he's trying to find a way.
Hello, Lacey. I'm from NMS. Can you please tell Jason that he's weird?
Right here.
Okay.
Yeah, so this might be a problem here.
How? Surely the wheelchair goes up, no?
Why would the wheelchair go up?
Because if you're in a wheelchair, it's because you have something wrong with your leg.
Not everybody, different injuries, you can't extend your leg or bend your knee.
We good Jack?
We're good, we're good.
What are you trying to tell me?
How about this?
How about this?
I need to get my foot up here.
Wait, Lacey, idea, idea.
Put a leg.
Put a pillow.
Sit on a pillow.
So your elbow.
That might work.
That actually might work.
That actually might work.
All right.
I have a temperopedic pillow on my bed.
Wait, you need to put that on.
No, no, no, I don't squish.
It's better.
I bet, I bet.
What was the code of your room?
I'm coming.
It's unlocked.
It's unlocked.
Gotcha, bro.
What?
Bro, this is literally gonna be us today.
I'm not gonna lie, my room is genuinely disgusting right now,
though.
It's actually a pigsty, because I can't do shit at all.
Why?
Is your wheels so soft, you're tired?
Silky broke my wheelchair today.
Holy.
He jumped on the back, and I said, Silky, what are you doing?
Yeah, I think, bro, you sure it's not the weight limit?
No, he broke the wheel.
Look at the wheel, it's like a snap.
It's like a snap.
I wanna come out.
You have to be a snappy!
You're gonna get barred, you're fucked!
You're actually fucked!
Let's go.
I'll get the pillow.
Which pillow? Which pillow?
Right or left?
That could be a pillow.
No, she's not labeled.
You want to use the pillowcase or no?
Sure!
Are you bored with that?
No, no, no, not this one, not this one, not this one.
It's like the other hard one.
It should be out at the bottom of my bed.
I was thinking of what I'd like.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hey, little guy.
Right, Drew, I'm telling you, we don't need Drew.
I'm not.
No, I'm just going to use you on your hand
because everyone's IRL, so.
No, no, no, stand up real quick.
I know.
Fuck you, me, stand up.
You can hop on one leg.
Yeah, I got this.
OK.
Under.
Nice.
Not bad.
All right.
Are we ready?
Wait, should we get into swimwear or something?
I don't think we should.
How am I going to swim, Jay?
OK, one more, bro.
OK, guys.
Guys, we have stairs.
No, no, no, it's not real.
Have you been downstairs since?
No.
We're going to do this.
We're going to lift him.
No.
I said stop.
I said stop.
Lift him from the bottom.
No, no, we're not going to lift him.
How do we get you down the stairs?
You have to hop on the stairs.
I have to crawl.
You have to hop on the stairs.
I'm gonna go slower.
This is that.
It's going fast.
It's an eccentric button.
Let's go super slow, bro.
No.
I don't even have a chat extension.
What?
What is that thing?
You can't see the e-motes in the chat, bro.
So when they spin KWs, just KWs.
You're stressing over KWs?
Yes, bro.
Doug, we have to carry them.
No, no, no, I got this.
No, for this, you're gonna hold us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I see you guys to get the wheelchair down.
Okay, tell me when to stop.
I'm gonna push it.
There you go.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is a horrible idea.
What if Jason thinks it's the front half and Ron puts up the front half?
I know, I said it!
Cause it'll bend his knee!
No?
Hold, hold, hold.
Oh.
Careful, careful.
There you go, sir.
Alright, alright, alright, we'll take a little break.
Take a little break.
Take a break, take a break.
Take a break, take a break.
Listen, that's our checkpoint right there.
The long, the long one.
Bro, imagine if the chat's there.
W's brother, W Lacey, W, if you wanna fucking hear her.
Oh God.
I'm trying to look at my chest here
and W's on my clothes now.
Oh, break, break, break.
Use me.
We gotta ask the crack, come back.
Crack protector.
How many of those are we gonna get today?
Oh my God.
What are the odds that we'll let the killer get to you?
Use me as a left.
Oh my god, if you could come up and help.
Use me as your left leg.
Thank you guys, good luck.
Brother, I'll sign the W-rock, huh?
Yeah, I'll be sure to come up.
Let's go to the kitchen.
Where do you go to the kitchen?
Still a shit you're supposed to buy?
I'm not gonna buy it, but I'll get it for you.
I'll just go get a knife for us.
Careful, careful.
Careful your leg.
Careful your leg.
Back here.
There you go.
That wasn't bad! We did it!
This is what our living room looks like.
Nothing has changed.
Nothing has changed though, guys.
But he's too stiff.
He's too stiff.
You can get him to just re-chat.
Putting W's in the chat.
But this is amazing.
Put a hell of a W's in the chat.
Hey, buddy, have you ever been to the pool?
Wait, why don't you...
Wait, wait, wait! I gotta back upstairs.
I don't have deodorant or any cologne on.
No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Okay, do you want to get me deodorant or any cologne?
I can just go on this and just...
Why do you need that?
No, no, no. Drew, give me another 13 and deodor it.
Buddy, it's okay.
He's not actually disabled, right?
He's not disabled, dude. I just said...
You know, he's all human. Of course he's not just disabled. He's more than that.
Oh, it's okay, man.
Are you okay? Have you ever been swimming, little guy?
No, I've never been swimming.
Have you ever been outside?
Actually, I haven't been outside in three days. I'm not kidding.
That's actually kind of stairs here, so you're just gonna stare outside the window like you're in the room.
Wait, open the door or no?
It's not like a big stair.
But we can do that though.
Oh, that's it bending bro.
No, that might fall today.
It's burning.
I think so, he actually worked the room, it's not gonna work.
Oh, we're out right here.
Oh, you're outside right there.
Bro, imagine...
Let's get P.O.V.
Your ag-dake-webbers party.
Oh, just go sit by the pool.
Maybe put your foot in the pool.
No, no, no.
I need the socks.
Hey, little guy.
You okay?
Because they keep my feet warm.
Oh, chill out.
No, no, no.
Let's put the sun.
He hasn't felt the sun in so long.
You all right, guys?
Hey, listen.
We're going to make sure you're healthy.
We're going to make sure you live forever.
Candy!
Hey, by the way, I didn't tell you.
Spider-Man's showing up later.
Wait, how am I going to get down to this step?
I'm just going to put you in the sun.
No, no, wait.
Yeah, put on this.
Look, he's got...
You don't want to put on this deodorant?
Yeah, I got to.
No, no, no, no.
No, I got...
I can put my own deodorant on.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
Give me the fucking deodorant.
I'm going to be a W friend.
I don't need your...
Hey, we have the whole Marvel's people coming.
come
Make up oh my god, bro, dude. That is disgusting. How did that happen, bro?
All right, bro. My chat's been with W's
All right, hey, listen we're gonna now apply clothe, okay
And rub it into yourself
Yeah, I didn't strain it dude
Get your conscious, okay. I'm gonna spread all over my legs. Hey, you're gonna be just fine. Let me get a space
Oh, not on my face, dude.
Yo, dude, I'm gonna, um, dude, where did it all go, two weeks?
All right, buddy, you ready?
We're gonna put you down the stairs now, okay?
Hey, what?
We're gonna get you.
Wait, what?
There you go.
We gotta get you to your car, buddy?
Bro, you can do this now.
It looks like you came yourself.
Relax.
Ow!
I'm just, bro, I'm just working the damage out.
That was much bigger.
Yo, can you give me some liquor?
Well, somebody get out of the mouth, man.
Give me a bite of heart.
All right, we're going off an angle.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's get off and hop down this
See a little bit of a asshole. It's all good. It's gonna happen. All right
Have you ever been to life for bud? Oh, what's that over here? Oh, it's a pool
You ever gone swimming? Oh, wait
This tire is giving out. I'm not kidding. This wheel is giving out a silky broke eats simulate
Do you want to feel the water?
Hey, you're in the pool
I don't want to be I don't want to be nervous bro. I don't want to be wet. It's okay. Yeah, I'm a little sure
Oh, yeah, no, I don't want to be like wet. Oh, it's a sprinkler. Have you ever gone in the sprinkler? No, I had I know
No, there's really no reason to go to the sprinkler.
Have you ever gone on the sprinkler?
I haven't gone to a sprinkler, but I don't think there's a reason to go to a sprinkler,
guys.
All right, how can I not?
Okay, do we need a crane to lift him to get him in a car, you think?
Oh, my God.
How are we going to get him in the fucking car?
I'm a human.
I'm not an oversized lion.
How are you going to get in the car, though?
Do we have to get like a crane or something to pull him up or like hook him?
I need one.
Possibly, yeah.
Where's your Cybertruck, buddy?
Did you know...
Right here.
Let's get him in there. I think I made a bottle over here. No, I got you. I got you. I got you
What a man thanks, bro, let's get some heartwood bandages going through the chat. Where they kept me
The fuck bro, so I can't tell is the wheelchair giving out or is it your weight?
That doesn't make sense
Yeah, I don't think this wheelchair is gonna last the whole day guys
No, it sounds like you're fucking like tire got popped. Yeah, it did from silky jumping on it
He owes you a wheelchair. Hey
You're saying it's actually cooked wheelchair
It's wheeling it's like tilted so
So, uh, Drew, did the new one come yet or no?
I said it's $400 and then we never said it.
Let's go stop paying.
Let's go stop.
I said to order it, did I not, Russell?
I don't even, Russell said let's get the $700 one and then nothing else was said.
Bro Drew, are you fucking kidding me?
They don't want to put a sock on this morning, then you don't want them doing a wheelchair, bro.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I saw the clip, bro.
It seemed like you're just not doing shit for him.
Yeah, no, I'm so s-
What the fuck are you even doing?
I don't even get the thing to count on.
Who loves?
You do have to come get them in.
How am I going to find the car?
You're going to get in the trunk.
You just don't want to do your job.
We got jobs, Drew.
All right, buddy. Here we go. You ready?
You want shotgun or you want...
Hey, buddy, do you want shotgun?
Shotgun, shotgun. Who's got all the camera then?
I'll go in the back, I'll go in the back.
Not too spacious in the back, but...
Yeah, it is.
Wait, do you have a phone now that you want to put the...
Oh wait, it's for four people in the back?
How about you just lay down who's driving? Yeah, you have to drink
No, I will drink I will drink John John can drive back
Autopilot and I'll hold the camera one hand and drive one other thing here for just one second. No
Like a thousand going what is he what is your version? What do you wish for?
I can't, guys, I feel like I have a competition here.
Okay, so leave a little bit of a problem.
What's the problem?
Your legs.
How do you open up your trunk?
Yeah, open up your trunk. We just want to check your trunk.
You want a driver or Uber?
Whatever.
Bro, that's more than enough space for you to let.
Oh, come on, no, thank you. Let's check out the trunk.
You're putting me in the trunk?
No, what?
Alright, let's just check it out, man.
Wow, look at all that space.
Bro, that's literally screaming and lacing.
It's literally through my life. I'm not going in the trunk guys. Well, I don't think you have a choice
Yeah, I really think you have much of a choice. I just slam that real quick and
Why can I not go in the passenger are you gonna fit your leg is fucked up? Oh
Well, you put it
This is how I fuck it here
All right, all right now now hop hop what is your
Ass crack
Okay
Take your time now take your time lacey your foot take your time. It's a lot of damage if you
Oh
How much damage
Shit he's
Alrighty
Literally lacy himself
Not it'll just fit you shut this
Let's go boys, shall we?
Ooh, so we got a bomb here.
Some cameraman.
One of us can ride with the rest of the line.
Yeah, we can go separate.
Yeah, just follow the ones. Do you know the Addy or no?
I don't fucking know the Addy.
Who's gonna be John or Jason?
It's Cameron.
Somebody get the pillow.
Rock paper scissors.
Rock paper scissors.
Rock paper scissors shoot.
Rock paper scissors shoot.
What your problem is I don't know what to do. So is either both y'all know what I got. Oh, yeah
Rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock papers. Are you gonna fucking choose rock or just keep doing that dumb ass scissors?
Yo, are we going I need to go in the car figure it out
Rock paper scissors shoot
Fuck.
No bro.
That's a dream.
Bro, I fucking lost bro.
No, you don't have to go to the car.
Bro, I fucking lost bro.
Should I just run?
You guys want to go to the window then?
I don't know.
I just run next to the car.
There's who's going up here.
Hey, who's driving on?
Not going.
Oh wait.
What the fuck?
Dude, we can have one cameraman drive with our own cameraman's.
Wait, what about this one?
I can just go.
I can just go.
I can just go.
I can just go.
Yeah, just pull up.
I'll back and pull up.
Oh that's awesome.
Wait, but you guys should probably just go left and I should sit on this side.
No.
I can't go in the middle over here. Oh, I mean
I just I just pan
Wait take this no open bottles of alcohol in a car guys
Fucking W. Lacey in the chair
Yeah, my charger
You just put it right there right where like you see that little like that little right there. Yeah underwear
Fuck I mean I outlaw swap my shit cuz I don't know they don't break my shit
How far is it only an hour and a half 20 it's 20 it's 20
Okay, I'm telling you right now if we get to this spot and you have to fucking wheelchair up and until your hill
It's not gonna be fun for you. Well, I don't know if we're gonna get there. We've Jason driving
I mean, bro, I'm gonna charge my phone right here. Should I just start self-driving now?
No, you gotta do when we're uh, like almost down the the dip. Oh, it's only 15 minutes away
Just keep it in your pocket with me.
Let's fucking go then boys, shall we?
Hey, so we got Jason the Ween driving y'all, so get your GGs.
Do you know how to drive a CyroTruck?
Yeah, yeah, I did yesterday.
Yo, should I go all the way around or is that bolt blocked?
You're the Uber.
Remember our space, Lacey?
Uh...
Here.
Oh, here we are.
Better?
Oh, shit.
Okay, so Jason, you're gonna not get us into a car accident, right?
Jason, don't hit the bike.
Bro, this shit's literally made out of fucking metal.
God, you little c**k.
Oh, God.
I'm walking, okay?
Bro, I hate when, like, people backseat you when you drive.
Like, it just makes me drive worse.
And then y'all call me a bad driver, like...
Oh, yeah, that's our fault.
Like, hell...
Hey, when you hit your made-back like four different times,
you weren't there.
Was that our fault too?
I don't even recall ever doing that.
When you told her a wireless car that was parked
in the end of the driveway, was that our fault too?
I couldn't recall that at all.
Oh, shit.
I
We have we're drunk riding in the back of a cyber shop
Stop stop stop stop stop
I'm not it just jerks by suffice
Your stomach hurt yes from too much hard lemonade stand already
You know, okay, sir. No, I can't film I know
Stop on God. I'm not trying bro. We're going 20 miles an hour
Oh my god, having Jason drive was actually the worst idea ever. I'm literally just driving
I'm not even doing anything
No, bro, you still feel right right now. Let's ask rock as grog ask rock. It's a good idea to bring me in a wheelchair
Yo, grog
You gotta click the rock button which one this one?
wait you know how to get down with us without scraping my heart yes I know I
did this yesterday yeah I don't have a car and I hate when people
exaggerate like once they start to settle like life's like I'm ready for the
fourth you say maybe something real quick yeah y'all aren't too cool for
seat belt. I bet it has, bro. We have our seat belts on. Really? I can't do the back
truck because I have a lot of 20 seat belts. Yep, same. And I'm fat. I bet. How do I grok
this shit? You press the C to bind next to the Bluetooth, left of it. Who's got a block
truck? You click the grok. Did you see if you're driving in the road or not? The grok
line. Who the black truck is this? Jason, you just say drive the fucking car, bro. Let
Let me drive the Cybertruck.
Hey, that's the thing.
The drop button, Jack.
No, no, no. The metal.
The metal.
Yo, Gruck, who's your driver?
Me? Jason the Weanedestreamer?
Or Lay's?
Stable Ronaldo's cameraman.
Jason's a streamer, so he's probably too busy chasing Cloud
to keep his eyes on the load.
Lay's films for Stable Ronaldo.
You were saying sorry you cut off.
Sorry, you cut off. Lace's whole job is staring through a lens, not at traffic.
Neither of them should be driving. You should, obviously.
What about Stable Ronaldo?
Stable Ronaldo? That guy would probably be too busy flexing in the rearview mirror to pay attention to the road.
Absolutely not. Stick with you, driving. You're the only one who seems like they can handle it.
Hey girl, quick question. Is it a good idea to go to a packed 4th of July party in a wheelchair with a torn ACL?
Yes, it's a terrible idea. You'll get bumped, spilled on, and it'll turn your recovery into a nightmare.
Stay home, ice that knee, and let your leg actually heal instead of playing hero at some sweaty party.
Wow, that was actually very nice.
It was like a person was like, I said that should happen when the chat starts to be in an L pussy.
of course it was nice because I'm always right the fact that you sound
surprised it's self-driving shit I don't trust with Jason wean driving how
it's not me my eyes on the road though like I'm like a safety man and it
He won't jerk if he self drives, I'm pretty sure, right?
I'm fine.
Ice that knee, more like ice man that corny.
That one was not his ass.
That wasn't even like a joke.
This should look like the office.
Yo, that shit kinda does look like the office.
Ah!
Bro, it still does.
Jason, that wasn't me!
How Jason in the chat?
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Oh
Who's letting it was ready to get drunk man, bro. I just honestly like I'm glad
I'm glad I have y'all bro. I mean sure we didn't have that core party today
It would have been a movie too slimy cuz I'm not no trauma. I bought a lemonade stand like
Bro, we would have dead us made our money back just we are eliminate sample
You would have made your money bag with that lemonade stand
Bro, what about the money for me bro? Like I get all my money fuck on me
I'm not gonna lie
It would have been a movie if too slimy came and the chow would have probably put W's but now
It's okay, bro. We could push around Lacey like a little, you know burger and bop a goal and bop a
Everyone go to Jason the Ween's China Spam Goal.
Did he actually score?
I think so.
He's actually the best.
I think he's...
I don't know.
I think Messi are tied for all-time World Cup goals.
Yeah, but the thing is about Messi is Messi can't do what Mbappe does.
Messi's reliant on like, you know, the refs that are paid off to make him look better than he is.
Max!
Like Mbappe should have won the World Cup last year, or last time, excuse me.
Wait bro, there's a goal.
Wait, there's a goal.
No limit to the lark
Guys don't be talking about like I'm a lark when I get accepted to stream Rio and I'm fucking in the lead
Bro I
Can't wait. He scored a pen pen bop a
And bop a don't talk about it like that, bro, what club does he play for?
Bro, what what club does he play for?
FC I've seen
Oh my god, that jerk is so crazy.
I'm jerking off back here.
No, I'm not.
Did I just drive this shit?
No, please, God.
I actually rather just get jerked by a cyber shark than you.
I bet I'm driving it.
We're only ten minutes away.
We tried to whip.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, I just realized we're going to a park.
No, it looks gas with, with, with, with gas.
The electric.
The electric.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We all, wait, we're going to a fourth or two-hour party in our car.
Is there going to be parking?
Oh my god.
the fucking parking we'll not be able to do we why do we do this oh my god l chat
maybe maybe call Tara and ask if we can get special access because we have a
handicap to park up front yeah turn on the auto drive though
but just be like hey can we call Tara yummy
No dominance to Siri.
You got no dominance to Siri bro. You're a dork.
You're fucking slut.
What?
I got no bitrate in the fucking hills.
You got no bitrate!
Yo!
What happened to this guy?
Hey! Yo!
We're actually with a disabled person
No TY questions. Do y'all have parking?
Do y'all have special parking for because we have like a disabled person in the car?
Oh, we have special parking maybe
Yeah, we're we're we're 12 minutes away
Yeah, yeah, take second. Yes. Thank you so much. Take
We have we have a cyber truck that I body 140 white
My body cyber truck
What up Weber?
Thank you, all right, man, we're gonna park the one of 40 cyber truck
I can't really hear you, Jackson, but he's up high right now.
Why, buddy?
I'm like, tell him it's him.
Did I mention it's a white body?
It's not a 40, though.
And we also have a disabled person.
No, I know.
I know.
What am I saying?
Jackson, that's completely fine.
So just pull up right about like,
Please help me, Pike!
Try to think of something you can solve.
Think of people comfortable.
OK, perfect.
All right.
All right, you're the best.
It's a 140.
White body.
Thank you, Woodruff.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I said it's a fucking movie loading right now.
Bro, it's a hey worst case scenario. What's our backup? We got a party home, bro. We're party home
I don't think we have a second option. Well, let's start figuring it out, bro. We're party hopping
This is party's in LA now wants to see eight different parties in the next eight hours. We're staying one hour each party
I bet oh yeah, I'm down
I'm dead ass down
So
Who's next?
Any any dots we got a bunch of nearby
OCS? OCS? Okay, we go OCS and they actually go party.
Um, maybe throw some shit at Druze?
I got nothing. I got nothing.
I mean bro, I can make a quick call.
Um, hey, can you find us a party in Los Angeles for, uh, Fourth of July?
What's that?
What's that?
No, that's a terrible idea. It's 3.38 in the afternoon on the 4th. Traffic to anywhere decent is already on the 4th.
Hey! Hey, bitch! Hey! Hey, bitch! I don't k- No! Hey! Hey, bitch! I don't give a fuck what time it is for traffic! I'm trying to get hammered!
And I'm trying to keep you from doing something brain-dead. You want to get hammered? Fine, stay local, hit one of the dive bars in Woodland Hills.
Driving into LA right now for some random party is peak dumbass behavior.
Shut your bitch's ass up!
Especially if you're poop.
Shut your bitch's ass up, Simba's back in mouth when you speak to my disabled friend.
Oh, so now you're hiding behind a disabled friend? Cute. The advice doesn't change.
Hitting hammered and driving into LA traffic at this hour is still idiotic.
Maybe try not being an asshole for five seconds.
What the hell is that? Let me hear it!
Put that bitch back on!
Have you ever thought that maybe I'm in a lot of pain, so drinking alcohol and doing drugs suppresses that pain and makes me feel better about myself?
You're kidding yourself. Alcohol and drugs aren't suppressing your pain. They're just numbing it temporarily.
I thought Ham was supposed to be helpful for us.
I'm not trying to hear her opinion, you know?
Fuck all right, I think that's her name, bro.
Let's just get lit, man, get hammered.
Lacey, if you're not blackout drunk by the night, then we failed.
Like, honestly, we failed.
Let's dump that fucking paint.
I think we're going to slow.
What do you mean, Jason?
Oh, guys, now you have the car saying takeover immediately.
Press the brakes, press the brakes, press the brakes, press the brakes.
Why are you driving so fast?
Yo!
Bro, we're going 70.
And we're going 142.
We're 9, bro. What the fuck?
Alright, fine. I'll put it back in sub-drive.
We're getting subscribers.
Bro, why does our shit say 5% left?
Wait, what?
Wait, how much battery is left?
It says 2.1.
I don't worry what happens if it dies um is it like a portable charger for this
thing oh we have to take it to a thing bro sister fucking fat ass up for one
second bro fuck you pushing you around like a fucking disabled kid trying to
let you have your last couple of you know bro I'm gonna be honest with you
spider-man is not coming bro okay you're like you're done like okay like I'm
We're pushing you around. No, I can't bro. I can't push this dumbass around bro. If you're gonna fucking complain
Shut up
We're gonna get you to this party. We're gonna get you fucking drunk. Okay, and we're gonna shove you in the pool
You're gonna figure out a way to swim what?
Bro, I forgot my swim trunks
Ssshhh.
Ron, stop laughing at disabled people. Bro, he's just a baby.
Go easy on him. He's just a baby.
Aw man.
Guys, we're around three minutes.
Don't fuck yourself.
Like, deadass, seriously, don't fuck yourself.
I really like the office.
Like, it's funny.
Yeah, bro, we'd be purposely lagging.
Your bag is some boof. I'm not gonna lie. I've never lagged shit. Like your bag is actually some boof
He used to be like him about bit rate basically the bit rate machine like I'm dead ass. There's like you fucking lost that title man
Like you're letting ladies get your bit rate. Go fuck yourself Jason the wind
You know
Please don't like you don't know how to
Stop you're gonna fuck up his leg bro. You're gonna fuck up his leg you piece of shit
Where's the wheelchair?
Jason, what are you doing?
What am I doing? Where's the wheelchair?
Hey, where's the wheelchair?
Where is it?
It seems to be an issue, guys.
It seems to be an issue, guys.
I think it fell out.
Where is it though? You don't see through this?
Is it that?
Do you see it?
I'm dead. I seriously don't see the rear view.
I see it. I see it.
So you can put this shit down or no?
No.
Bro, what?
Bro, it's got a 1-40 kit.
Be nice.
We're almost here, buddy.
Oh my God, I think the wheels should have stopped.
Did you not hear that?
Did you not hear that?
Did you not hear that?
No, no, no, we're good.
I don't see any goddess.
I swear, I just couldn't fall out.
Yeah, I think it just fell out.
No, I didn't.
No, I'm not even a percentage.
No, we're good.
It just shifted to the right a little bit.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
What do you want to do?
No one wants to give a new church to the Wii shoot, bro.
The only badger son.
I don't know. The badger is not there.
That's just a treat. Careful.
It's right there at the bottom.
Bro, this is a party house.
Bro, guys, show chat.
Oh, it's not their actual house?
No, it's not.
This is actual house.
Oh yeah, John, you're a fucking retard. He doesn't know how to catch shoes.
Oh, sure, sorry.
Wait, is this their actual house?
No.
No, this isn't an actual house.
Oh.
This is a wedding venue.
We're going to a wedding venue?
Well, we're actually...
We're gonna, you know...
Don't worry, man.
Is he okay right there?
He's okay through this.
Stop.
Don't do that.
I don't do that, man.
Ah, man.
Whatever happened to that school bus we got?
What?
The sat reminded you of a short bus.
Wow, jeez.
Wow.
No, I just remembered a fucking lace clip.
Holy shit, good times, bro.
I just lost $100.
Lacey, be careful.
ACL can tear even more if you bend your leg too much.
Oh, that crying in the back, bro.
Thanks for the update, chef.
We made it, boys.
Oh, you did.
Let's get the fucking pre-w's loading in for the drunkathon party hopathon.
Oh, it looks flat.
So, I mean, no uphill.
Bro, wait.
If we're in a driveway, we're good.
It's fine.
Where is everybody at, though?
Wait, did we get set the wrong address?
I don't see any vibes out here at all.
I don't even hear music or see anybody.
I mean, wait, hold on.
I'll bring them to a check back.
Oh, god.
Jesus, a lot of cars.
Yeah, it's the 4th of July.
The 4th of July.
Wait, can this hit park for me or no?
You not know how to park I just would like I mean it's like so I'm confused Jason
Okay, where the fuck are we? What the fuck are we? Where's the party Jason?
This is definitely the wrong address
Unless no, it's the right one
There party with no music where the fuck are we fuck I we
I don't right there right there. She's a security guard. Oh wait, what about part though? Oh
My god
His eyes are partial lasers. Just park. He said park. Where do you say park?
There's no dry blash
That's that one's niche I don't get that one. Yeah, hi guys. They're telling me that Jack Dory clapped on
Bro, we could hop that.
Bro, this was like a sneaky mic tracker.
We could just go up there.
Wait, did she say the park?
That, that gates?
I mean, he said park in front of the driveway, but there's no space anywhere.
Where the fuck are we?
I mean, knock a lot bro, if you just parked a little bit like...
She doesn't have a parallel park.
No.
Uh, sorry to keep bothering you, we're outside.
I don't really see a place to park.
That is not that there's no way. How do we not hear them? Um, wait, where we park? We're in the front
Yeah, yeah, how do we not hear the music? Yeah
Where should we park?
Oh, this is it. I know that guy. That guy's in his line.
Wake up, Phil. I have to do my work. This has to be it. He's here and this has to be it.
Alright, we're gonna figure it out.
I see him.
Yeah, this has to be it.
Wait, this one right here?
This is right where I'm at. Nope.
Bro, I'm telling you, right, it gets gonna go.
Bro, they still want me to not let you leave my side.
Can we fit right here Jason we have a one of 40 wide-body cyber truck. Why do we bring the biggest fucking car ever? Oh, hold on
Vibes, maybe maybe they can't there's any parking down there guys
There is
Hey, buddy. Hey, maybe you forgot can't really walk down a street. Hey, I got you bro. Wait. You said there's parking down there
Okay, cool. Thank y'all good time. Jason just wanted them to say are you Jason the way I can tell
Wait right here. No, we got right here. No fault. Yeah, Jason. Let's park
It way though Jay
Like what you got a park on the side of the street you're driving on okay, hold on not parking properly equals funny
Okay, let me try to make it
You're gonna hit someone's car you're
Just a baby
I think I can park right there
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think this is a good idea. Why are you doing your driving Jason? I've really
Jason you're riding
Jason you just rode the curve
Yeah
What are you doing? You just touched your stock
Are you talking about like we're like now we're
God that is hate y'all like I just want to be able to dry without fucking someone in my ear
You got this J. You got this speed
Stop!
That did not sound good bro
Sorry
You've got this
No bitch, that's my driving spot
They're not gonna be idiot
You're gonna try to park there?
Yeah, there's no spot
Fuck you, just park the driveway in over there
Right here
Oh my god, wait this person is still a spot. No, I'm still getting red. I don't think it was gonna come by her
I bet wait there's a spot right in front of that BMW. We're good right here. I'm just part jeez
I'm not even sure the bottom of your car
I can't see but I think we're sticking all the way
hahahaha
What do you mean you just parked?
Oh my god y'all bro do you want to go to this party or not?
You don't want to go to this party or not?
Let's see this guy
How am I supposed to park?
truck bro just big-ass fucking cyber truck yeah try not to show the address
but look at the face like look at that wait what this far yeah look at that
look at John show look at how this dog look like bro how am I supposed to curve
it is still big you can't park there okay okay you want to do like that a
little ass dog what are you talking about you want it you want to try try no
bro you're the driver I don't know how to do this I'm done no we parked I
There's so much room in this quarter sag bro matter of fact, let me look at this shit
How much space this shit is brother how do I can't I don't know
What do I do
are we gonna get told actually are not beating the stereo
Let me chop her up parallel, let me chop her up.
Someone's car is getting there.
Oh, guys, I'm sorry.
Jason, please.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
No, y'all are making me drive worse.
I'm still in the car.
Why are you over-sign out?
Other, spin the wheel.
I'm like, shut the fuck up, bro.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
I'm stressed the fuck out, bro.
Bro, go in front of that BMW.
Yeah, go in front of the BMW, fucking.
Where are you open your eyes right there?
Park this way
Are you sure
Yo, can you guide me see if I go as far as possible
go slow this is electric and see three feet stop no that's good that's good
that's good that's good that's good actually stop you're gonna hit this
guy's car
no tell me about a fucking demon bro
switch my shit let's go let's look at the
driveway I'm a deep man
oh Jason my eyes on the road how do I open this
Wheelchair is all good, huh?
Mom, switch it.
Alright, let's get our disabled friend.
It's just a baby.
Hey, buddy!
So, what do we tell him about Spider-Man?
No, Spider-Man is not coming. This is his last day.
Hey, buddy!
Hey, let me get him.
He looked like you're not enjoying this, bro.
How?
I'm gonna get him another beer, bro. That ass.
Yeah, we're gonna get you drunk. We're gonna get you fucked up.
Why don't you take this one for a good eye?
That has no real reason to care.
I'm not moving either.
He's stuck with me.
Careful now.
You need my help or no?
You got it? Use the cars? The support?
Yeah. There. You?
Watch your foot. Watch your foot. It's going to hit the back.
Nice.
Alright, baby. Did you get the key card?
Where's the key card?
Get the key?
It's on his phone.
You know, Spider-Man is not here.
What?
Bro!
That was cool.
Let's make this party about us.
They're probably like, damn.
Welcome to the core, full-staged live party.
They're probably like, damn.
I want to have a fun party where there's not a bunch of streamers.
Let's ruin it for them.
Let's do this shit, bro.
It's over.
Do this shit. Why is it your mom?
I'm gonna lift you a little bit so we'll push it in ready. Oh, you're good
That's really so boof. I mean my mom don't so it gives out bro, and then I fall. Oh true. I'll just land on your side
I
Silky just broke it bro. I told him to stop playing around with these
Bro, you need another beer. That's what you eat. Just a baby. Maybe they have oh shit
Listen, maybe they have wheelchairs in there for you. Oh my god. Did you gain weight?
Well, you don't need it bro stop stop I got this
I'm not gonna lie. I think you'd cop up
You're in a crib, you're in a crib, you're in a crib, you're in a crib, you're in a
crib.
What?
What?
You want to fucking scrape a fucking wheel?
Fuck it, go, boys.
Corn footage of the live party, it happened.
We made it.
Hey!
Oh!
It's Lacey?
Yeah, it's Dan-
What happened?
I tore my ACL.
Actually?
Yes.
How?
Playing basketball.
You guys might need hands.
Yes, he actually played basketball.
Did you have a wheelchair by any chance?
Why would you have a wheelchair on death?
I don't have a wheelchair. I have a lot of other help.
I don't have a wheelchair.
Help a lot?
Yes, it's all gone.
Okay, great.
Okay, yeah, we're going to try again.
Let's get a little baby in.
All right, come on.
Come on, man.
Look, Mom, they're excited to see you.
Oh my God.
What's your leg, bro?
Come in, come in.
Wait, how do we do this?
Wait, uh...
Come this way.
Is it okay if they go this way?
Just because of the wheelchair?
thing is though like how are you gonna fit the wheelchair
I can hop I can hop I can hop
Oh hell no
Oh
I got this!
Hey, yeah!
Whoa!
Take them outside?
Yeah!
Oh!
Take them outside!
Yeah!
Oh!
Take the mic!
The mic!
We won.
We won.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Think good conversation started
I'll take care of you guys, I'll take care of you guys.
I'll take care of you guys.
Oh, what is that?
That's what we're here for.
Can we get the disabled friend discount?
Yeah.
What type of ice cream do you all have?
We have some cookies, a green vanilla, a new coleslaw, and a chocolate.
Can I go first, dick?
The fuck is wrong with you?
What type of ice cream would you want?
Cookies and cream.
Let's do cookies and cream. What did you want, huh?
I'm on a diet, so I'll buy you cookies and cream.
What toppings do you want?
Uh, cookie crisps.
I'll give you a cookie crisps.
Guys, please stop standing to get Cained.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
That's actually good.
Hey, how are you?
What's that in there?
That's actually good.
Oh, wow.
That's it?
That's it?
Sweet.
Go see the queen.
Aw, it's not fucking cute.
Good boy.
You act like a good boy.
Wow!
You see that?
Are you trying to fool us?
Come on.
Yeah.
Jason, actually, we wanted the first person to be the only one to jump in.
I'll go under you.
I'll go under you.
You go under.
What do you want?
Ooh.
Did you go under the other one?
Yeah.
We get another one.
We're going to swim.
We're going to swim, too.
No, like.
Can you swim?
No, you can swim.
You can swim.
You can swim.
We're going to try this to an ACL.
To an ACL, to a ACL.
Dude, I didn't know you guys were all coming.
I thought it was just a skateboard.
Oh, gosh.
What?
I said by a table for it.
I'm on a diet, do you guys have gummy worms by any chance?
Yes, we have gummy worms.
I'll just go in there.
Yeah, I got you.
I'll just go in there.
You want to go in there?
Yeah, we'll go in there.
We'll go in there.
I'll go in there.
I'll go in there.
I'll go in there.
No, no, no.
Thank you.
It's not spicy.
you
you
you
you
you
You want a drink you go take it you go get your fucking swim trunks
I thought you were gonna get in my drink.
Yo, Aso, I was trying to help you.
Hey, where are you, hey, where are you?
I'm sorry.
Oh, God, watch this quick, watch this quick.
Thank you, bro.
You guys, thank you.
Pour and nut.
That sounds good.
He heard me, but he's standing here.
You know what sounds good?
Pour and nut.
Oh, nice thing.
Let's jump in the pool, bro.
We can put like a plate on your side.
See what you're talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just kidding.
We're not talking.
Nice thing to come off, man.
Do you need anything expedited?
There's five people in here that are taking shots with them, bro.
Man, that's the guy who's doing the coaching at an internship.
Come on, guys.
Get out there.
Five and five and five and five and five and five and five.
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
Good?
We're trying to move around our disabled.
You hungry?
You hungry?
Turn it on.
I'm just going to eat a crock.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm just going to eat a crock.
Are you?
get five shots
a lot of stairs going right now
What's the word? Not too quick, okay?
Just keep that with you.
Do you need anything? Let me know.
Is that weed?
Oh, hatred.
Get him every drug that y'all have here, actually.
Get him every drug that y'all have here.
I don't do, I don't do.
All right
No, no, no!
Thrust looking right there!
Help baby Asha!
Help baby Asha!
Help baby Asha!
I want it for lose!
I want the loot!
Did I?
What?
I'm on the road!
No you can't have it!
Take it now!
Take it away!
Please!
Want a shot?
Now just have a look at him!
I can drink!
I'll make you a hat!
Holy shit!
I got baited bro.
Nice.
That's epic.
I'm not done.
I get a hat too.
I'm not done.
I'm not done.
What? I'm not playing!
Can I get a hat too?
What do you do for you?
Any way I can get my friend a hat?
I think you got him a hat!
He's a cheat!
Yo, he's got to make a balloon!
See you later, already done!
How is it sticky?
I haven't washed my hands in a while.
Whoa!
It looks like a hot dog for Daniels.
Evil food.
He's kind of looking like an office.
I can't hear you.
What are you talking to me?
Brown.
Oh, for the kids.
Brown.
Can you hear this?
Oh, hi.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Can you hear?
You're going to have to tip him.
He's giving me a tip.
Come on.
Come on, be a nice kid!
You're a clown!
Whoa!
It's actually pretty cool!
How much do you think this one cost for ours?
It's a bunch of shit.
You good?
Is he okay?
He's great first time.
These aren't tall.
You know what I'm saying?
He's got three cameras, man.
Just bring it up.
That's all.
Turn this one off.
Right now?
Ah yes!
Like you, you're cool!
Yeah bro, you're gonna show up to her party!
She's gonna give us a party!
I saw my party!
I've already saw my party first!
My party first?
I'll see you later!
Why are you early?
I'm not fighting!
You're gonna beat it?
As long as Jason doesn't do some hoop-lobbing!
What?
What is that?
Hey, that's all about it.
Hey, your throw is almost done!
You're a team!
She's facing the point.
Oh, wait, that's actually pretty close.
She's going to take a round today.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna do this.
That's just so much fun.
Yeah!
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
That's just rough, bro. Pretty impressive.
After resting, I need one more.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Man, this is my dog.
What the fuck?
That's hard. That's hard right there.
Wow!
Oh, it's a penis balloon!
They're all penis balloons if you think about it.
What do you call it?
Every time we go to a party, we take four shots, so you got to do it.
I bet.
Look, how many shots do we got?
I'm going to jump in the pool real quick.
You want to see our Asian friends?
Oh my god.
How you doing?
I'm good.
How many more?
Oh, do I jump in the pool?
What are they going to do?
Alright good, good to see you.
Is this already some shit happening?
We hear it now, we hear it now.
I the fucking God's how to fuck
Wait what other parties are here today
I mean, I'm not a bull up.
We should all pull up.
All the way, the edge is not set.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, it could be a no.
Oh, it could be a no.
Okay, bet. All right, bet.
I'll pair it up.
Good to meet you, sir.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
I hope you're doing good.
Ready.
Where should I?
Where should I change?
You want to jump change?
I'll have someone cover you.
Alright, come on. I'll do it outside.
Just skip the back.
I'll just skip the back row.
Skip the back row.
Oh, I'll just skip the back row.
Ah, that's fine bro.
I'll just, I'll just...
I'll just go to the floor.
I'm gonna get wet for 30 seconds, bro.
This is not worth the crowd.
Get out the fucking way!
Alright uh...
Watch out for the window bro.
Alright, right here.
Put them on my side.
Bro, you have a lockdown, okay?
Okay, I got to go.
Oh, hello, you know.
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm sorry. I got a peer pressure.
You're a crosscut.
How's it going, guys?
Get the motorbike out.
You have to get the towel off.
I'm going to sit in this little warm house.
Wait, what do I do?
You want?
I'm good, I'm good. That's what.
Now what? You enjoy the pool, brother?
Oh, yeah
But like it's a cool party though, right?
She told me to do it! She told me to do it!
I said give them a warning! Tell them you're getting in!
She told me to just do it! Look at the camera! She told me to do it!
She told me to do it!
I said give them a warning! Run the tapes! Run the tapes! I said give them a warning!
No! That's why they had the cameras there, because they wanted me to splash on!
I told you to call me!
I did, I did. Thank you so much for having me.
I did.
I did, I did, I did.
So, so, should I get the shots of the sorry or the okay?
Yes, yes.
Go swim, go swim.
It's a good thing.
Thank you so much for bearing me. I'm sorry.
I don't know how to swim.
I don't know how to swim.
I don't know how to swim.
Do you want a whale? No.
Okay, I'll get him.
I'll get him.
I already said the whale.
Dang it!
He said make yourself alive.
Huh? He said make yourself alive.
Oh my God! I went!
With no towers!
Come on, let's do the towers.
Okay, it's not my fault now. I'm not getting my chest. You did it, too
I have no towel, bro
Where are my friends
What do I do? I see wrong, bro.
Oh, shit, bro.
Um, now it's kind of awkward, bro.
This is definitely...
Huh. Let me just say sorry.
I hear them saying jump again, bro.
I'm gonna chomp and chomp.
No one here. You can drink and drink.
Is that so? Right there?
No, stop!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Come on!
Alright!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, man!
Oh my god!
One!
Come on!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I see someone else doing it and then nobody cares.
I don't have what you're talking about.
I don't have what you're talking about.
I think I want to go talk to my friend.
He's right there.
It was nice?
Yeah.
It was warm up, you know?
Yeah.
What are your thoughts, Jason?
Um, now I'm wet and I'm kind of cold enough.
I have no towel, but we're better together.
I think it feels good.
Yeah, it feels good.
So tell me about the 4th of July party that you guys had.
So?
Tell me all about it.
I was excited to be like, you know, half here, half there.
So basically, some people just didn't want to do the party.
That's fine, yeah, yeah.
And then, so it couldn't have been a poor party without poor members, you know what I mean?
So no fair.
So no, no poor party because no poor people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it would have been fine.
But this is nice.
This is nice.
Yeah.
This is nice.
Now we're going to go party hop, maybe.
Do drugs.
Okay.
and yeah just have a good time maybe get a hot dog going yeah yeah yeah yeah what
about you what do you better do I'm just thinking I'm here for a while for a
while yeah I'm here since the beginning I feel like there's a bull there's
drinks that sounds like great for the July 5 all I'm missing is a hot dog in
my mouth if you came a little earlier there were the bad ones
I know, they were tall dogs, they were growing.
They came all over the land.
That's fucked.
I know.
I know.
Well shit, that was...
I don't know.
Does that feel nice that we're like...
The sun does feel nice.
Do you know where my friends went?
No.
Am I not your friend?
No.
Who is your my friend?
Can I say something now?
I just don't want them to leave me.
They won't.
Can I say something?
Yeah.
I'm really thankful you reminded me first when you parted.
Of course, always.
I felt very like you were with a good friend.
You know you can get us pull up to the core crib anytime
Yeah, it is true. Yeah, just text
Yeah, okay, I'll text you watch guys. I will come to the corporate out of nowhere
That's like free content
Yes, are you going to my birthday party?
Of course, when?
July 31st.
31st? I'm there.
Holds in a candleball. It can be really fun this year.
What are you going to do?
It's different.
It's not much. That's different when I have bottle girls this time.
We're in like, what, a tiny shirt?
Okay, okay.
My pizza.
Same vibe.
Same vibe.
My free private.
Are you going to DJ?
I want to DJ for like a year.
Yeah, I'm there.
Not DJ too?
If you want.
I'm there.
I'm learning.
Really?
Is this K-Soundsie G-Dragon?
Uh, no.
I'm not going to be on stream back to you.
Actually?
Yeah.
Oh, if you want someone to perform too, I can practice like guitar.
I swear to God.
I didn't hit up Spay Lee, but he's on tour.
So you got the next best day.
I know.
Jason Morin.
I got a couple hits.
Send off.
Uh, I need a microphone, otherwise I wouldn't.
I know that's not a microphone.
Okay.
I do believe you though.
You do awesome things.
No, I'm dead ass.
Give me a stool and I got my guitar.
Scream off.
I'm dead ass.
No, I'm dead ass, give me a stool, and I got my guitar screaming in my yo, and our next performance, Jason and Wayne, I'll sit there and I'll sing Best Part.
I know how to sing Best Part.
Best Part by Daniel C.
Yes, Jason and Matt.
2018 ass roll.
Okay, alright, I'll keep it in my head.
Locked, locked.
Shake.
That just means you have to come to our birthday party.
Yup, I'm there.
Alright.
Alright T-Boy, hit me if you need anything.
I'm sorry, I just gave my clothes right here.
How you doing?
Hi, bro.
This is my fault?
Yeah.
Oh my god, bro.
Where are the guys at? Anybody know?
They said they were running out of them. They left.
They left me.
Oh, God!
What? Bro, where's my shirt?
On the chair.
Uh, just, uh, just...
Give me a countdown.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I can't get my ass to wait.
SpongeBob sucks.
SpongeBob sucks.
Ah!
Is Lacey okay?
Yeah, I'm on front.
On front? Okay.
You said no.
Woo!
What's up with you?
What?
You having a good time?
Yeah, it's a game.
Rocky clocked in for his second shift.
How the fuck did they go?
Right there.
Oh, shit!
What's up, bro?
Lacey, ready to move, yeah?
Aye, bro.
Let's go.
Keep them going. Where are we up to next?
We're off to the next one.
This is crazy, Calabasas party.
Lacey was just telling us to move.
Yeah.
Who's?
I don't know.
Here, Lacey, you ready?
Hop up.
Lacey, you gotta hop, brother.
For Lacey.
You gotta put your motor in the head.
The day is about core.
It's not about these fucking random people man. How many shots Dibria? I'm like what I took two shots of that like one
Sorry
Did you like that? Wait, did you like that? Wait, did you like that? Wait, did you like that?
Alright, let's lift this bad boy up.
Yo, here's your pillow.
Ah, sorry, come on, get this 140 cyber truck up.
Come on boys.
Eddie!
You're those fucking Asian muscles.
You're all those fucking Asian muscles.
Oh, did you actually?
After you almost got knocked up by Asian Japanese and you just slipped?
Back to me, back to me, back to me, back to me.
Stop!
Alrighty.
Guys, I don't think I can drive.
Am I red or no?
Bro, shut your Asian ass up.
Bro, shut your Asian ass up.
You sure you look like a poor-
What the fuck did you took my hat off?
Wait a sec.
Yo.
No, no, no, wait.
Um...
We need John to drive.
Have Russell drive. Have Russell drive.
Have Russell drive.
And then Camel.
Two, we got one cameraman here.
Lacey, get it, or Lacey, get in the driver's-
the- the- the documentary seat.
Give him a fucking seat.
Get in the-
Drew, get it.
Okay, hang on.
Yeah, we're good.
Alright, so do I get in the back?
Yeah
You have John drive please get the car
Whoever drives a car there's any damage. It's coming out of their bank account. I want to go back home
I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to
Rock your body!
Can you stop to...
...Raw's and Jest?
Stop to Raw's and Jest!
Bro, I mean...
Am I red or not?
Sorry, I didn't thank you so much.
I haven't gone now!
Hey!
Another Asian receipt.
Nice job, bro. Hey, Lees.
I'm an old boss for not letting me stay, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I should've let you guys drunk and go fuck some little shit.
Dude, you should've let me quit my job and just get drunk instead of doing my job.
L Ron and W Lees, bro.
Uh-oh, new Asian guy driving.
Alright, um, everybody say thank you to Tara.
W Tara in the chat.
Maybe we come back.
I gave her my thanks and she said, of course.
WTAR, man, for letting us come. W Hospitality.
Lacey, were you good?
Yes.
What?
I'm not liking the bugs right now, so I'm gonna...
Fuck you.
What the... What the fuck?
Bro, we just pushed you around, got you free fucking alcohol, all I did was...
All that just happened was I got fucking stuck in a corner and smacked in the head 30 times.
That's all that just happened. That's all that happened!
Oh my god, bro.
Wow, bro, this guy's an angry drunk, bro.
Yeah, and you got paid thousands for doing it. I hate these fucking ungrateful strings.
Like you're dead ass, like you know what you do for work.
What do I just see now?
I'm wearing kings.
I'm dead ass.
He's dead ass and wearing kings.
I didn't even know you could do that.
Stop stress eating.
You understand if you eat so much and you're in a wheelchair, you're literally gonna get
a fucking cold.
No, kings is closed.
You're leaving him morbidly obese.
You mean to stop eating?
Don't care bro.
Bro, let's just go to fucking, what's the next party where we need OSCS?
Anyway, they live in a, Archey OSCS, what do you call them?
I
Can we get a W lays out Ron in the check
I want to go to string
Bro loosen up dude
Loosen fucking up got a whole community that loves you man. Yo, BJ
Y'all throwing some shit or nah
Yeah bro we're close to the city.
Six?
I bet, I bet.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, pull up that seat bro.
We got massive water supply.
We got water supply.
We hit, we there.
Wait, is it throwing or no?
You need a, you need a, you need a takes blast or no?
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Let's take, let's take a blast.
Hold on, I got a bugger coming in.
Ewww!
That bitch was big.
Open the window, open the window.
This is like this guy's one.
Come on, open the window.
All right, got you bitch.
I'll see you soon.
Get it. Oh, yeah, it's usually it's like glitch. It's like stuff to your finger, but I got a first try
You know we should do we should bring the party of Lacey's room
Bro, cuz he just stay stationary. I'm a library. You're a fucking genius. Yeah
bro, he's
We still have a bag of chips at home, too. Hey a singular bag of chips. Are you fucking kidding me?
I want to put the crown on.
Bro, what's the matter with Lacey? He's having fun at home.
Lash!
Bro, Lacey, what do you-
Hey, no, no, no, no, no troll.
What do you need right now that we can get you?
What do you need?
Do you need to go home?
Bro, honestly,
it's not even crazy,
but I'm a Clarion 720S fighter.
It would be so nice.
It's not what I meant.
I meant, like,
No, like, I'm just saying, bro,
like, you're so rich,
you're so familiar.
I was just, like, imagine I just had a brand new one here.
He just blew my whole drone.
He's a blue moth, bro.
No, we need to take a shot.
Can we do this in the car?
Oh, it's sealed.
Alright, bro. Let's go home.
John, just head out.
I don't want to...
Do you need Keynes?
It's closed.
Say it on fucking God, Keynes.
It's closed right now.
I'm not in a fucking little shit.
It's gonna be you.
You know I'm not even kidding if they staring at Jason for too long you might actually turn to stone
Drew said you really don't need the break, you know, but do some get off of the self-driving
If you quick self-drive right now, it'll just take you the whole way
What is that fucking me new shit sure we shouldn't say
Am I why let me know
You're on while in let me know
Rocket was in there business. Yeah, I saw rocket go upstairs with a girl. No one guy. I saw that too
Yo, is that right? Marlon's alive is because rockets fuck it's a little shit
No, I think m3 needs to make a tweet about Robin
What the fuck was that so driving I pulled the last pull the wheel you got to be ballerclad my shirt
Oh, let's see if he left his shorts on my swim trunks.
Oh, Bail.
Take it off Mad Max.
See top right where it says Mad Max, click that and press hurry.
No, no, no, please don't.
We're going to throw up.
I don't know, Mad Max is like the highest setting.
Hurry isn't?
No, hurry is the second highest.
Fuck, why is there a setting called Mad Max?
Hurry?
That is?
Yes, hurry.
That car is going way too fast.
What's going on?
Hey.
That's probably Jerry Wu.
Fuck, he's Coco.
We don't have a cocoa that goes to our school.
I was niche.
Wait, that was a whole different girl
Jason saw Rocky talking to?
Ah, no one, bro.
Here's the thing about parties.
He did as I chrome glasses on, he had them on clear teeth.
No one?
Here's the thing about parties.
I am out, which stands for, in my opinion.
We can't stay too long, bro.
We just got to get a little bit of alcohol on our system.
Now we go back, maybe flip some patties,
flip some burgers, burger.
It's probably a six, but it might be another party.
Hey, chap.
Also, 9 is another party I found to play too.
Oh god?
Austin McBroom's shit.
Dad, we there, we there.
Oh shit.
Fuck you, bro.
Fuck you, dude, oh shit.
I mean, bro, we couldn't prove today.
We could do a magic movie.
Let's get magic.
I'm excited for the next one.
Yeah?
Wherever we go, you go with us.
Yeah.
You're like, no Lacey, seriously?
What's the vibe?
Like, what's going through your mind right now?
Speak your honest truth.
You might be hungry, bro.
Are you angry?
Yes.
Oh my god, he's angry.
I'm gonna flip you some burgers.
My mood depends on food.
What?
What?
You need to have that dosage.
Wait, what happens if you drink the reddo?
That means it's the same thing as the reddo.
No, it's not the same thing.
It has to go in your bloodstream.
I don't know what happened if you drink,
ah, maybe you can drink reddo, I don't know.
You guys bought patties, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, easy, bro.
Let's flip some burgers.
Let's do the reddo.
Let's get some Ws for the burger-flipping segment.
Burger, get down.
Burger, get down.
This is actually a very cool hat.
Really? That's my crown.
Dude, it's my crown!
A crown for a king.
Not a chester.
Not a chester.
For a king.
Hey.
Hey.
You alright buddy?
I don't wanna.
I
Know guys life like this couldn't be any better
Now we're about to flip burgers
I was the fucking fourth of July. Oh, you know
Yes, I know what do you know about it? Are you tired? Yes? I'm tired. We're not even at the two-hour. I can't sleep during the night
What I can't straighten my legs. I have to sit up, but I can't sleep sitting up in my bed
Sounds like a bunch of fucking homeruns.
Damn, you think your chat will run here?
They're probably going to check onto that, bro.
It's 4th of July, bro. Let's be locked in.
Lazy.
Do you elevate your feet?
Your foot?
Huh? Elevate your foot when you sleep.
I can't straighten it.
No, you don't need to straighten it.
You put it in like a little thing.
Lazy, are you sad?
You said what is that Jason there?
They're gonna put black bars over your face and it's gonna be thin bars, let me tell you
Look, it's Coco. We don't even know
Yo, I don't want to drink that.
Oh, she was garbage.
I'm not gonna lie, the light's hard
with a vodka Red Bull
with two shots of Malibu fucking strawberry.
I'm not drunk, bro.
No, it just tastes disgusting, bro.
That shit wasn't that bad to me.
Yeah, but when you...
I want Canes.
Is there a Canes alcohol?
No one's saying anything about Canes.
Canes sauce actually has 2% alcohol in it.
Say it one God.
You get drunk. Oh nice. I'm getting caught on someone said I'm a woman drinker with women pants. I can see the girl pants
Yes, but with the Lindsey
Bruce warm
Thank you, bro Bruce warm
Hey, bro, you're at behind your monitor right now, bro
Make sure to take a shot so you can drink with us and post it on the corner my child already took shots
Yo, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you breaking your hat?
No, you're not gonna put the crown on, let me put the crown on, bro.
Yo, imagine if we could get out and fly.
I'm like looking at the sky.
Like a heliport?
Look at the sky, bro.
It looks fucking insane.
You can't just get in a plane.
That's three times now.
Just open the angry orchards, you're gonna have a real man's drink.
What is it?
Oh, angry orchards.
Where's the, where's the, where's the, the, the droop at?
Is he good?
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck about you.
Say, I don't give a fuck about you
or anything that you do.
That's all I know.
Fuck, bro.
A hundred miles away, but you're here.
Bro, this shit sound like a fight.
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Oh
Ursh Apple yeah, you know a drink I actually like with some sissy shit. What's the drink that has milk in it?
What is it?
Yeah, you don't have to watch out though. No, no, no, no, the Mexican one right now. No, I think it's not that
The one that with the cinnamon cinnamon one. No
Bailey's Bailey's Bayley's
Bailey's is good, but Bailey's basically just wine. No, it's it. I don't know I tried something. It was actually like Bailey's is really good
Yeah, it was really nice
So it's coconut water. I actually love coconut water.
Oh, a lot of coconut water.
Alright, bro, we gotta find the next party.
I mean, bro, the next one is...
Oh, we go six.
Yeah, but we're gonna have to cook burger.
No. No, not like...
...your burger, like, burger burger, like food.
You mean your burger?
No, not like your burger type of food.
Burger food.
Okay.
Okay.
Isn't the grill on board?
What?!
Our grill?
So, just plug it back in.
No, man.
No, but I'm pretty sure that tried to do it and it didn't work.
I didn't work. Yeah, so we don't have any. We'll use a pan, bro. It did work. We hate hogboats. Yes, sir chats
I'm gonna we're gonna light fireworks in Calabasas when the last time that happened. There was fires everywhere
Let's be the guys who do that. The last time we did that somebody left
Aware coconut water aware
Oh
Oh, they ran out of propane. We just get propane right from the oven. No. Yeah
What does he do?
Why don't we get an air fryer?
Bro, he sells everything.
You know what, Lacey? You know what you can do?
Bro, take all the propane and breathe it in and then put it outside.
It's like helium in my heart.
It'll make your voice weaker, but instead it'll make your voice deeper.
Bro, we should do a big bear trip soon.
Oh.
Calm down.
Can you door-to-ash propane?
Wait, I have propane!
Do I not? Remember when we bought for the balloons?
No, it's helium.
I
Hand some squared work
There's no chance y'all were thought to grapple pain to start right no because me and a damnate hot dog
Bro come on there has to be something that we can do to cook it literally works cook now let him cut
Bro, huh chat. Are you sure you want any canes? I don't want to know
Okay
It's your life worth. It's close. Okay mods in the next person talk about kids cuz I it's like everybody
Now now the chest gonna want to talk about games cuz they want to get paid no
They were talking about keys to begin with I bet I said the band like band the word Kings are much access
And for this guy in my chat named raising kings so annoying really stops spamming go to Kings
Oh, she's the most annoying shit. I'm not my chest talking about Kings, bro. See what I say
Bro that alcohol, bro
Bro, I'm fucking- Bro, is my eye twitching?
Am I good or no?
Am I fucking good?
Where the fuck are we, bro?
Bro, can we go to Kenya?
Can you shut the fuck up, bro?
You like that one?
What's wrong with your leg, bro?
Do you need a leg?
No, I don't need you to hit it.
You know sometimes the body needs a lot of shock value.
And the chat probably knows what I'm talking about.
Bro, if you smack your leg super hard,
it might actually shock your blood into fixing it.
I'm not kidding.
It's like you ever get like a you ever like run into something and it hurts and you're like
Like to try to distract the pain
I'm hungry i'm wrong
Why did you make me this way?
Well, we just got mugged. Holy shi-
Please tell me
I want a 40 that i ain't gonna lie. I should probably run it though. Yeah, I should probably run it
I should probably like a running toy for me. Hey, this should go like the office type of rental
I should kind of look like a renal.
I'm having a great time right now.
Bro, I'm fucking late.
Should we stop by McDonald's?
Oh my god.
We're about to go make burgers though.
Yeah.
And yesterday when I said, oh we should get McDonald's burgers, I'm pretty sure your
words were, you dumb retarded fat fuck.
So now you want to bring that.
Well that's because it's catering.
So now you want to, now after you called me those words yesterday, now you want McDonald's,
right Jason?
Okay, bet.
I'm sorry.
McDonald's is a trash.
It's the 4th of July.
Oh.
What's the fuck is up with the television, bro?
I bet it's the television.
It's not that good.
Well, I guess not.
No, it's actually like the food's made, I'll be honest.
The fries were pretty solid, but the sandwich itself, ass.
Why don't you see you get a thousand gifts in when you said that?
Yo, bro.
I saw this fucking fat ass.
There was someone at 9am eating Taco Bell, bro.
They were in a black cybertron.
It was actually the most...
I was literally driving to the fucking gas station.
Fascination I saw a black cybertruck. They're kind of fucking like those why the shit rose at 90
My bro, what the fuck we don't know a couple that goes to our school
Pretty sure they have the
I'm not even kidding. Can you name every item off the big arms in you? Yeah, it's fine. It's not that much
It's not that much
You always have the cheeseburger the hamburger the double cheeseburger triple cheeseburger the Big Mac the crispy chicken sandwich
The crispy chicken tender the chicken nuggets. You have the fish filet. You have the McRib
Seasonal though
You also have the
Quarter pounder the double quarter pounder then you have the fries your apple slices M&M McFlurry Oreo McFlurry apple pie
Sometimes apple and cream pie sometimes strawberry and cream pie also seasonal
Um, what else?
Holy fuck it.
The crispy chicken tenders, the McChicken.
Um, pretty sure it's everything.
Oh, you have the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the crunch, uh, snack wraps?
How do you-
Wow, that is like, genuinely, like, that's talent.
Oh, oh, you also have the hot and spicy chicken sandwich?
Okay.
Basically, do you know what spicy-
Do you know what your brother's birthday is?
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Let's make it sure. What about your parents' birthday?
Uh, yeah, but I don't want to say it.
What's your anniversary, darling?
Oh, now you're in trouble.
I don't know, bro.
See, you know the whole McDonald's venue.
But you don't know your brother.
It's May 22nd.
Keck walk, Keck walk, Keck walk.
I'm not going to lie, I can eat a whole fuckin'-
I'm so hungry I can eat Jason fuckin' Taun Nguyen.
I'm so hungry I can eat Ronnie Nets.
I'm so hungry, I can eat Nicholas Fosco.
I'm so hungry, I can eat Lays Corpus.
So hungry, I can eat a dick.
My birdie should have brought it.
It's trying to be funny.
I wasn't- Gage doesn't evil funny, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Then fake mad and fake tired doesn't evil funny either.
I leave Corpus.
No!
I'm my fucking guy.
No.
Alright, Chad, we're about to be home.
We're about to go up the hill.
And then we gotta fix some patties, bro.
Hey, hiiii
Guys, why don't you learn how to use chopsticks?
Shut your bitch's ass up, bro.
Why did you learn how to use chopsticks?
I came out of a vagina with that talent.
From birth.
You guys had chopsticks in your hand from birth?
You're not getting a viral moment, bro. You're not getting that iconic viral.
From birth!
You can never sketch that bit.
Yeah, where's sketch been at?
He's taking a break. I think he quit.
Why?
I don't know.
Sketch hasn't streamed in like two months.
If I didn't stream for two hours, my child would just put my fucking social security number on my Twitter account.
My chat would literally say, take the day off, you deserve it.
Yeah, cause you're a loved bro.
much I would do it my dad literally wanted me to take the day off today but guess what I was like going to the WJC
I want to see the WJC today
when your days don't work like they used to before
the cyber truck is actually kind of like a cheat code you haven't literally put your hand on the
steering wheel to hold on we're gonna have to once we pull in the hole to do the code
code bro this is the core now it's not the code
Oh, shit. Fuck you, you shit.
Ah, John. What?
Oh, that happens.
Did they throw up?
Where are you going?
I'm not putting the code, I don't want to scare you.
Oh, shit.
The middle guy has a good singing voice, Loki.
Thank you, Ralph. Thank you.
Guy on the right, Loki looks pretty sexy.
Thank you, dude on the far left is Fatty Chopped.
I'll leave this one.
The camera's in.
You're the left one.
Nice, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
It's got myself Fatty Chopped.
I mean, you're coming very wrong.
Fucking stupid inverted cam.
Like, what is that, dude?
It's still inverted, bro.
Is it just rain?
No, don't rain, please.
Okay, it's a hot take. I actually miss...
No, I miss it already.
No, it's just cloudy. It's fine. It's not gonna rain until like 4 o'clock.
Holy shit, it's cloudy all day.
Hopefully there's no chance of meatballs.
AHHHHHHH!
Jinx, I'm gonna drink.
Wait a minute.
Who's leaving the house right now?
There's no way they needed to call a black truck.
On your car?
Like, why do they have to call a black truck to go on a 10 minute Uber ride?
Let me check my Amex, let me check my Amex, I guarantee right now, if I check it right
now, there's gonna be a black truck in my thing.
That's probably like a hundred dollar Uber too.
Hey, I'm gonna jerk you off from behind if you talk to me.
I'm getting Gregged right now.
Dude, too soon, bro, too soon.
Bro, so you're gonna too slimy, bro.
We did have to pick it up.
We could have had too slimy to kick it in Mexico.
Bro, I'm actually, no, I'm actually mad.
Now I'm actually mad, I'm deadass mad.
When I get mad I get angry, when I get angry I get furious, when I get furious I get upset,
and when I get upset I get disappointed.
Bro, too slimy and ex-core is legendary.
You know how you W's what I would've seen in my job?
Uh, you didn't bro.
You could've got the DJ to play some dude's slimy and you could've moved the fucking house.
We're legendary.
I gotta be through.
Alright man, by now something should be awake.
Wait, so Chad, can I take a- are we not allowed to drive them?
Like, I wanna look- can I get on my scooter on my own?
Yes, you're allowed to drive off-road.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know.
If you drink, you can drive off-road.
I don't know about that.
No, I used to go all the time back in PA and drive and drink.
Fuck Erie, Pennsylvania, bro!
Yeah, I'm for real.
Ain't nobody give a fuck about EP!
I
Shit is like look at this. It's like oh my gosh. We prank him make it really loose when he falls and then he does the peter griffin
I mean
Well, we got a regrade the fire where you back it up. They see me a little keeper going up now from that angle pilot
We made it out, right?
Hey, buddy
Hey, buddy
So I got bad news your wheels like damn near broken
Silky I think broke it
I said Silky actually hurt it's not a joke. He said bro is fine. I could jump on a back of it
I see the king the first time
Hey, oh my fucking god, she's not like Arlington bro. Oh fuck your crown kid
We made it back in time for the party. Oh shit, we're cooking up
Saeed in the pool. Wait, yeah, I couldn't swim
I could I could roll myself right over there
Should we drop the pen oh my god, what is he doing? What is he doing? Oh god, why is he still locked in?
So you get away from the shore?
You could breathe you know you don't have to like hold your
Oh no.
Go to the deep end.
I can't.
I still can't.
I'm going to die.
Am I in this bag or not?
You got another.
Two dogs.
Two dogs.
I can't! I still can't!
Oh, bloody dog!
Am I in his bag or nah?
You got another.
Who's up?
Really? You hurry up?
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I got you, I got you.
It's fine, it's fine.
I
Pop it Willie
You sure you don't want to look at the view
You tap in the pool here's wet
Yeah bro, it was in the pool.
Pete the table right there, we got people.
Woo!
Oh, come on.
What the dog doing?
What the dog doing?
What the dog doing?
Hey, hey, what the dog doing?
Hey, what the dog doing?
Hey, what the dog doing?
You've never seen that meme?
Hey, don't put your hands up.
Bro, what the dog doing?
Put your bitch ass up.
You gonna put that on that?
I'm gonna, I want a burger.
Bro, you want a burger?
Eat a burger!
Bro, where the hose at?
Are you fucking seriously gonna call girls hose?
You're disrespectful as fuck, man.
That's actually so fucking weird.
I thought you were a woman.
Any ladies in my chat, just know that you are appreciated.
Whisper.
I've never got a woman hose.
What would you like?
like what would you like burger kid yeah he got really want your burger I don't
like my cheese melted I like it cold on top okay is that cheese good still Colby
yeah we just bought it why does it look like that though that's all the jazz
parmesan or Colby Jack pepper Jack well no what about okay okay
I
Call me Jack pepper Jack. No, not catch up on it like it's Colby Jack pepper Jack
It's Colby Jack pepper Jack
It's actually Colby pepper Jack it's Colby Jack pepper Jack. No
One bite here you go
How's it
What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
I'm gonna do the raw
What are you thinking?
Okay, it's a little
Damn, Jason get a dog
We don't got like hot dogs
I kind of want a french fry
Let me try this bad boy out. I mean not wait
Okay, this is like a hot take I'm not on you I could dead ass eat a hundred birds my god, I'm not being serious
Like I got actually
It should remind me of Arlington.
What do you eat?
There's hot dog ones inside.
Alright, I'll switch this one.
Okay, bro.
Make sure it's swapped out.
Make it quick, bro.
Make sure it's swapped out.
Wait, ladies, while you're inside,
do you want to grab the hot dog ones?
Oh, no.
I'll get you this shippy dog.
You'll get shot in the foot.
That's why you're out.
I would have done that.
I know.
That's why you're out.
That's why you're out.
What is this?
It's not bad.
Not bad.
Is it good?
Nabs.
Nabs.
You good onion powder pepper and salt
Okay, it's a hot take bro
Oh my god idea
Just make the biggest hot dog ever bro
You look crazy
I can do this get this back my dog. You cannot get the whole thing. Sound good. I couldn't do this. You actually don't think I can do this
Oh, no, I can't I just
Hey, cook another hot dog
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
The baby! Where?
We got to get one stop, one kill, which happens in the end.
We're going to do that.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Bro, what's up with your life? What part are we...
Maybe try to open it up.
that's me
go for it go for it go for it
hot dog hot dog buns
how's all you bream outside bro
might as well get your vibe
am i
no i can't roll it
One one hurt one one hurt. Well, that has boy slob. This pie. It's a holiday. It is a holiday
The calories don't count on holiday. No calories don't count on stream and a holiday here
This pie actually disgusting age
All right, I think so each cookie contains
That means 160 calories.
Not bad.
That's not even not bad at all.
16 grams of added sugar.
Absolutely not bad.
.006 iron.
How much protein in there?
And one gram of protein.
Not bad!
These are protein cookies.
That's not bad.
There's protein in there.
Sayid's drowning!
Sayid!
No!
I don't want to get wet.
Let's go.
Somebody.
Yes, move up.
I'm not going in there.
Always good, always good.
I think I crossed, I think I crossed.
Almost.
I think, bro.
I already did the swim segment, bro.
Come on.
It feels nice.
In a little bit, I got you.
Okay.
I gotta let my life move then.
I got a dead-ass piss.
Hey, you came a long way from Gentry, bro!
I know. I was living on my couch for two years.
Yo, I got a piss, bro.
Put it on the disabled guy.
What?
Be right back, Jess.
Where's the mic's arm?
It's in the kitchen.
Ladies, you good?
I bet.
What flavor?
Uh, what flavor's our there?
I'm a flavor. It's the name of flavor.
I'm sure it's there.
Okay, uh, blue raspberry.
Blue raspberry.
Say I'm God, it's blue raspberry.
What, buzz ball?
We have buzz ball too?
Yeah, you want one?
Here.
No, no, no, I can't eat it!
You're asking me about blue raspberry?
How are we going to not have blue raspberry?
Goal, man.
There you go.
Buzble what flavors have oh melon World Cup Buzble. Yeah, you know this major
Look like this shit over you look at this shit open for you
Why do not put drew what was that?
Here don't me if I take a sip it is I could guess the winner to work up
What it tastes like USA
It's like CP
Bro
It literally said you
Never heard of the one shot one kill challenge
Okay, open this
How do I take care of this it's like it's half it's broken once the Pac-Man
I'm down oh bro don't bring your eyebrows
I think you're taking off, pretty good little plushie over there.
You catching a volleyball me or not?
All of these are good?
Yeah, probably.
Alright y'all, today we're doing a bunch of wildest raw naked.
Oh fuck top.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Wait, did you come out of swimming again?
Part two.
What the fuck?
Hey, cats!
I got butterfingers
Alright Jack, today we are doing a one shot, one kill challenge
Oh my god, Zaheer is fucking killing me
Zaheer!
How did you almost drop your standing?
I let go.
I thought you were on me.
Alright today we're doing the one shot one kill challenge guys.
Basically the challenge is you got to one shot the hot dog.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is going on?
Hey, how did you do this?
I was in the shower.
I don't know.
That was the lightest one ever, bro.
You probably could do two, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
What are you doing, sir?
Oh, look at you sticking it.
You're the first one to bump up on the floor.
This is my burger, right here.
My mother's burger.
This is my burger right here.
I'm about to take these other ones off.
If I was a girl, I would dead-ass do the nastiest thing.
To who?
To whoever deserves it.
There's three years and then that...
Uh, wait John, damn bro.
Kill you? They plead it bro?
You can make me something?
Do you want cluesy?
Yeah, that's fine.
Need more buns?
No, we're good bro. This patty hit the is this bad
How'd up
Calories don't don't count bro one holiday
Let's just catch a vibe. Yes, you know, maybe we didn't have the core party. There's all we need bro. At least we got
Wheels with a bottle of alcohol and hot dogs and burgers, bro, and that's dead-ass all we need
But we could have got a two slimy cussing so that would be cool
No wheels
What you on bro?
Just wheeling around shit. Oh my god, we should take you to the state park
And we die. I'll be fucking sick
Where do you want to go?
What do you want to do?
No.
Why do you want to go desktop, bro?
I don't want to. That's not the size of where I put it.
Well, that's it.
I don't know how you would be with thunder in them.
Let's just do drugs so you can forget about everything
and just become numb.
Matter of fact, I don't go down that shit right now.
I'm going to take codeine are you actually yes hurt so bad
Maybe you spoke your first bun outside too.
I can't rely on weed.
What is this for?
So it's a little bit of a factory but it's not like this.
So imagine you're pushing the whore out of here.
So imagine you're pushing the water you feel when you push it it's hard. Yeah, that's
This you try to kick your feet no not yet hold on you see how you feel though, right?
Like aggressive yeah, okay now you're gonna do the exact same thing opposite or no with both legs yet
Oh god, why does he hold his breath so heavy for going half a second?
What are you doing?
I'm just trying to teach you.
I saw your legs.
Okay, so you did it.
You got a battle, though?
No.
Okay, so this is what everyone knows and this is facts.
Okay, so you're not going to do this in the shallow end.
You have to learn to be uncomfortable.
It's a vehicle.
I can't believe I left the car.
I know.
You're panicking already.
Say, you want me to get you a blonde, bro?
I got registered.
No!
I'm not going to die.
Stop panicking.
Stop breathing under the water.
You're not going to die.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
This can't be.
You're not pushing hard enough, bro. You see it. Yep, like that
Harder you feel like you're in the middle of the ocean
Oh, how do hard like no not fast just harder use your hands like see no you had it
paddle your arms
Horde it. Yeah
Just play with him.
No, I don't understand the sand flow.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Sayin, my fucking shoes.
Oh no, a millionaire fucking up his shoes.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Sorry.
Can we just throw him in the deep end and that'd be it.
Bro, I feel like, bro, surely you don't just sink.
Just take your hands.
No.
You were right here.
No, no, what the heck?
Babies, when they teach him how to swim, they throw him in the deep end and they, they, they, they, it's life or death.
I flew him into the short end where the stairs is and he went like
And he had any fucking animals here. I think like oh I'm about to die
Okay, let me try my best to survive here
The thing is if there's like a scientific reasoning behind this like how this works that oh my gosh
oh my gosh
that I could do it, but I just can't because there's
No actual size behind this. Yeah, so that's what they say in the middle of the ocean just fucking start kicking shit
Can you read what the trash is on?
Bro, give it all you got, bro.
Let go and just flare your arms.
Just flare.
You got it, like, look.
Flare! Flare! Flare!
Flare! Flare! Flare!
Flare! Keep flailing!
Keep flailing!
Get off!
Bro!
You have a wall next to you.
Get off!
You have a wall next to you.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I was fellin'.
What do I do with that laugh?
What's the laugh about that?
I tell you, come here, we're going to walk to the shore then.
Say, you know the float?
No.
Okay, I know the wave that Gilbert taught me.
Oh, you didn't mean to.
If you just do this, your ears will go in like this.
Oh, there you go, yeah.
My face will never go in.
There you go, now try to do it on your back.
Now kick your legs a little bit and you'll stay like you're kicking your head off.
Okay, I'll try my back.
Try my back.
Damn.
No.
No, come here.
I'm going to try my back.
Walk your ass to the shore.
All right, bro.
Let's go.
Get up!
Bro, stand!
You can stand!
That's the left leg.
That's the right leg.
That's the left leg.
I left for three seconds.
This guy is fucking drowning, bro.
Get out of the pool, bro.
I'm going to try my back.
I'm going to try my back.
I'm going to try my back.
I'm going to try my back.
I'm going to try my back.
I'm going to try my back.
Yeah that's the pool bro.
Alright Tate, here's what we're gonna do.
It's a big plane.
Listen, ready? So we just did this and he almost drowned.
I'm gonna throw you upside down.
Don't breathe under the water.
Oh god.
Oh shit!
Yo, you hurt!
Why are you still happening?
Look here, son.
Don't attempt a part. Don't come back up.
Don't attempt a part. Don't come back up.
I don't know what I mean. What up, bro?
That means go drown yourself, baby.
No, you weren't the same, so you weren't yesterday.
I know.
You still staying?
I don't know.
See, I can do it!
I'm trying to teach you.
Suki, we're throwing the party here.
We're throwing the party at the guest house.
Oh, yeah, I guess I'm about to party with fucking Drew.
Oh, I can't say that.
What the fuck is he doing?
He said you like him.
Look, he's doing it.
I mean, he's not breathing that's all.
He's got your mouth in the bottom.
Your face again you're in three feet. How do you
Throw him in and you got to get up. Okay
Oh my god, he's not dead.
He would actually die in the deep.
Can I get another burger?
I'm dead by the kilos.
Yo, yo, yo, what's the move for today, bro?
Nah, I gotta meet my dad.
What's the move?
It's a low meat at that bar.
Dead ass? Dead ass? Are you dead ass?
He doesn't take me back on that stuff.
But I'm thinking we supposed to bar.
What's the move, Brett? Where are you out to?
It's more than me anyway.
You're not you're not on the top of town
Take a little cameras go out fun game
Don't follow me
You can't hang out with me when I woke up and I see those kids
I said the niggas is a bunch of bums and couldn't find a spigot to shut out
Yeah, I know it's not because I brag because we all got bad
But it's like holy shit and some bum. He said that they can't even fucking sit you in a fucking party nigga
No, it was situated how how if I'm seeing niggas everybody just arguing well
No, I mean at the house and every had all the shit right here. Yeah niggas got the heat form
But whoever I don't know. I heard you got heat from
They thought other people thought that
Uh, we couldn't afford it, but it was just we didn't want to go.
We don't care, you know, it was just we couldn't afford it.
It's just some people didn't want to go.
What's up, man?
Ain't no much, Tiller.
Not, uh...
I'm good at that.
What does that mean?
I'm not streaming.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna just actually just, um, draw my date to it.
Probably gonna draw my date tomorrow and I'll come back to six.
I mean, there's a play.
Oh, and come back to six.
Six
I forgot they even know that
Oh my god
Because they just never see their streamer unless you make unless you drink a Marvel Rivals ad boxing in the morning
I just miss I miss 2021. So yeah
Hey
Yeah, she was late.
She was alive, bro, buddy, you know?
Well, yeah.
You gotta go out, bro.
We should have to do this top of some games.
That's not a bad stuff.
Well, how much more of it grow up?
I mean, getting up there, so much more lights live.
I mean, you could boot up as a plane in like 30 minutes
right now.
Yeah, we're about to head out.
Where are we?
Where are we going?
OCS, though, some shit.
Get out?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Why didn't I get invited?
This is me inviting you.
Oh, shit.
I'd love to go, bro.
I bet we out.
Yeah.
I bet you're there.
No, I'll wait for you.
Cameraman's here too, we'll just wait for him.
I'm not going to log in, you guys can just go in.
I bet.
Is it fit?
Where did you like it?
Where did your pants at?
Where are y'all going?
I could have swerved those pants with dead ass
like before the fucking war that we had
until you get camouflaged.
You know?
Why?
You know?
The police.
So dead ass, where did his pants go?
It was simple.
In my trip, or do I see like a floating body?
Who?
Zahid?
No.
Laser.
I didn't even have pants on for real.
Wait a minute, bro, am I trippin' it?
She's dead as the California's.
Yeah.
Oh.
Damn, bro.
That's what's about socks.
You better be on awesome off-stream shit for real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know, it's hot.
No.
Huh.
That's us.
The woman on an off-stream all day.
Right now?
She's not even on some nighttime shit right now?
I'm chillin' on my socks.
But you better go to a party or whatever.
I don't need no party.
It's a life.
Yeah, they just want some fireworks and you're gonna die.
A lot of that stuff.
God, do y'all want to go watch fireworks?
Y'all not a lot.
If y'all, that's what, like, what?
There's a place like 10 minutes from here,
because I was just by there.
Do they do want fireworks?
No, they have like a whole, like,
July 4th, block party type shit.
Like, you being serious?
Bull chucks, like, I'm not even totally serious.
You being serious?
I'm not even sure.
All right, man.
We there.
It's like by the, um, the Topanga mall.
Like, once you go drive by there,
My down there is like 10 minutes.
Are they lying fireworks?
I think they, I don't know.
I just see people like sitting up with their chairs and shit.
So why would they do that?
They're not lying fireworks, you know?
I bet, yeah.
Got that in here?
Nah, I just see them by the road.
It's down to Pango Road.
Pango.
But if you literally go by the Tobago Mall,
on the way there, you're gonna literally see it.
Are you lying?
I swear I'm not gonna lie to them.
Why do I have to lie to you for it?
So I can leave you.
Okay, I'm gonna leave you regardless.
Okay.
Okay, but.
I bet I'm probably gonna go there and go OCS and then bro. Yeah, we just gonna party happy all night
Then bro, there's another party tonight
What?
Like on stream
Yeah
You would away if we win option so what you would win if we want option
Yeah
today. I mean, it is a national hot lid. But today would have been legendary. You
know who was on that list? Two fucking slimes. Two slimes was gonna pull it up
before. Probably just probably destroyed the day. So I literally lost all my
Marbles
The low key chef a little burger maybe
Fuck he wasn't answering to do his fucking job and he's sitting here like
He was already in the pool what we got here
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do, helper.
He's dead as a character, bro.
He's dead as a character, bro.
Come on.
Now we better go get some burgers.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Let's get a burger.
Let's get a burger.
Share one burger with me before you leave.
For your life worth.
Let's put it out.
Yeah, come on.
Why do you will like you don't want to share a bird with me?
Come on, bro.
You got to make the best out of a shitty situation.
Is that a coarse light?
It's in the orchard.
About what?
Angry orchard.
Is that good?
Oh my God.
They're dead.
They're out of place.
Oh my God.
They're dead.
They're out of place.
Oh my God.
They're dead.
They're out of place.
Oh my God.
They're dead.
They're out of place.
Oh my God.
Come on.
Oh, I don't want to do this with this thing up.
Why?
You don't want to share a burger with me, bitch?
Why, what?
What was that, man?
Chow, y'all want a burger or y'all want a hot dog?
Burger?
OK, bet.
Get down.
You said you would
But all right, all right, what dad not gonna take you back. What are you gonna do? No, he's not
Yeah, he is not
Yeah, bro, that's not even a deck. I know son of a all right. Come get this burger and even go fuck off
Come on, bro
Don't a little T.J. Got slapped by Jack Doherty
No, T.J. Wait, how bad how bad? Oh
My god, you got done bad like like no one's ever gonna listen to his music ever again bad
or like yelling, he kind of open.
Yeah, I think it's twist.
I know, but I got one.
I'll be back.
Just give it a go.
Yeah, he can make no reaction.
I don't know.
Yeah.
He's like, you know, I'll do the burger with you, bro.
I think I better do this, bro.
So, you still listen to Lil' TJ or nah?
Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I like Lil' TJ.
His last album was good. How do we use this?
Gilly, how do we use this?
We'll never, we'll never know how to turn on the grill.
We'll never use a grill before.
Huh?
You put it through this big this big square do this big square and then you've got to do it to like
well this should just explode then they give me
got it is it on it's on you can do this one
We should have one, we should have one burger though.
No, no, we can leave it on.
I'm gonna come back out here and make it like a law though.
Okay, but what would it be?
Is that an even?
I don't know if you'd leave them on.
Did you let them on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How'd you do it, Gilly?
Yo, you make sure it's on.
Now all the gas is on, but you just have to put the...
Lighting, how do we know it's on?
It's on.
Wait, wait, turn on.
Why, you didn't put the fire?
It sounded like it was on.
I put it in.
Hey, yo.
Please help me, bro.
Bro, ask me, I don't know how to turn on a grill.
What's up, bro?
Let me see.
It's embarrassing.
That one's on.
Oh, it's right there.
Nah, these ones are on.
Yeah.
Paper?
What do you mean, paper, bro?
They're all good.
You mean paper?
Yeah.
They're good.
Good
There's paper on the burger
My mask fucking chat is stupid ass fucking
Only one my house that
They get a patty to
I
Know you ain't tell you camera man. He can't eat on the job. He's literally had a hot dog
Oh, it's a tough board. Yeah, that's how he had a burger. He had a hot dog. He had a cookie
He had pickles. Yo, John, you want a fucking full course meal too, bro?
I'm gonna ping them all. That's me look alone today
What's one come on?
I'm not saying bro. It's not even on gilly. What's going on?
Are we dead out?
So what we on today, bro
We on today so what we on today?
So what we on today? Yo, you lose all so we are as you finish it up
Well, it's not the cause your life for bro. I'm trying to listen to like
My eyes my these sideways, bro
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Bitch! Why didn't it so hard?
Fuck!
It's just not cooking, bro.
Oh, it's kind of cooking, hold on.
Do you do you put salt and pepper on y'all burgers or not?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you supposed to do before?
I feel like that.
You can do that.
You can do that.
I hear fucking screaming.
What the fuck is going on?
You didn't even put the salt all over again.
What do you know about this?
Yes, sir.
So that means you must know about...
I
Screamin you like us all. Oh, you know it
It's from the same album. That's you gonna be salty as fuck, bro
It's not dumbass, but we leave it on one side. We leave it on one side so the other side is not seasoned
So it's not assault you
Hey shut the fuck up dog that's low key not even a black pepper burp
I
Know how to cook
You said that's so it's so hot
You have to slip it by like oh, that's so hot so you can just say oh, I just said it's
No, did you know that all this land is ours?
You know that I don't know but like it the cutoff is not right there goes all the way down
It goes all the way down all the way around
You got to do something bro
We should have like a picnic
Picnic
You're not gonna pick up, but I'm on camera you're on camera. No, I'm not gonna talk to you. I'm not gonna put it on speaker.
Why are you trying to hear?
Yep.
I'm dead at the third burger.
I'm trying to get the dude bro, say please.
I
Be taking your
I'm just like
Seriously, I want to feel included bro. I haven't seen the depth in like a week
Well, it's not one of those day like
bro you be on some like troll shit bro not trolling bro. What are you talking
about? I'm not even trying I'm not even trolling.
yeah I just flipped it. It's not even fully cooked on one side dumbass.
It's not even on bro. Yes it's on. Alright bro, fine I'll get lit without you.
Okay, I'll get lit without you. All right, you're gonna miss it here. I'm gonna get lit with that. That's that's crazy
I'm gonna get lit without you, bro. I'm gonna have a lot of fun without you there. Okay
Hope to you
Invited to game night
It us. Yeah, bro
I bet what are we playing met Macha Macha Chameleon. I'm down, bro
We can not go alive, bro
Bro Mecca you love mecca you love mecca you love mecca
What is the circus animal? He's a monkey?
I did not say that. Cause he was like, yo son, you can't say that.
No, you just fucking spit.
Is this even on?
I don't shit you not. I said it's on.
I wasn't taking five years.
I don't even want to burn it anymore, bro.
That's fine. I'll take it.
You hear that?
Yeah.
Let me charge my phone. I'll be right back.
I'll be right back, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, that was a no-bout keys, man.
I'm not sure if you can assure me about it right now.
You want a water or no?
No.
You seen them, man?
You seen them, man?
You seen them?
You seen them?
Don't even say that loud.
Don't even try to barb it, like a bomb, you know?
No, I wasn't gonna say anything.
It's not me.
Is that you?
What? I didn't even see the message.
Oh my god, that looks good as fuck.
That shit look like...
There we go.
What? Resident Evil Food?
A sandwich for Thanos? What?
That does look like Resident Evil Food though.
Cause it's not fully cooked.
I can't wait to share it and let you go much today.
Actually, I learned a new tech.
What?
So, oh, you got a lot of this.
Wait, do you have a name?
That was so weird.
I know a 10 of her name.
That's how fast I should, I should be trying to get some.
Oh!
You didn't even, you didn't even jerk back.
What?
You have your wings man. You have a t-rex on so I know your wings been ready. I know you're not recently
Yo, you're supposed to wing back on one leg
I did I said like this. I don't have to go back with
No, you see now you're pre-firing it because you expected her you gotta just be like you gotta like just like
I see he's not he's not ready, bro. It's not ready. It's not ready. I learned some new city set
Oh my god, that a hook?
Yo, I didn't even know you could do such a-
Ah, I got hit with a heat wave!
Oh my god.
That nigga said, yo, Ron, he gonna work Jason out soon.
No, you're not done yet.
No, no, no, this isn't cooking.
This is taking five years.
That's heat up.
Well, I just think five years for heat up.
We got no gas.
You saying make my make my shit, right?
Well, let's just eat it raw ready me to keep you raw
Ready me you can't eat raw
Let me you can't eat raw that shit
Please all the juice out you fucking dumbass yo lace
Lays!
Lays!
Is he desktoped for the rest of the day?
He's desktoped right now.
But he had the OSDS crew.
He's down.
You wanna go to the OSDS crew?
Yeah, they throwing some shit.
I thought we were party hopping.
I guess he doesn't want to, bro.
Peepstream Archie's like walking through the street somewhere, shopping, and it's just
Yugi, Ratify, and like two other people at home.
Nobody's even at the crib?
I mean, people are at the crib, but not like random people.
It's just a little game.
What game?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You talk about online.
Not on Snapchat.
So you only play games as offline?
What's the difference?
Jason, it's something called enjoying your day.
Enjoy your day. Yeah, I don't have to go live to enjoy my day, bro
Because we have the privilege of being to make burgers and sometimes people like a little privacy in their life
When you play video games. Yeah, I mean, that's fair. I mean not just only when I'm playing video games
But since I've been a disco with my friends and shit that I talk about the shit that I say
You know, I always have to be broadcasted to the line
Should I like to tell people about that's going on in my life right now?
Does that have to be brought against the line?
You're just shy from him?
I'm not shy from him at all. It's not something sad.
Oh. Okay, fine. That's fine.
That's fine. That's very understandable, bro.
Just know you're always invited to play a...
...vecchi community.
What are you doing?
I'm the...
You okay?
I'm fine, bro.
You okay?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
Turn up the shit I'll turn up the door check
No sobbing
Oh shit
We drunk gaming
bro I'm down to party hop man I'm down to party hop down to party hop down to game down to do
everything for them to do both that should dead as fuck seriously all the guys are on a game
He said he said that all of a sudden you guys be branding for now lot now
He's saying that he's getting a six pack for some reason. Okay
Sounds like some bothers you. Oh, we'll see you still life was you the wives are
Is that fucking you bet
Did they not say six
Oh my god, it's gonna be Drake.
It's gonna be Drake.
It's gonna be Drake.
Wait, Texas.
Cue the someone you said earlier.
Alright, fuck off.
All I think of is that that one.
Take the arm.
Great.
She flew out.
Yeah, she did not fly out from her party, bro.
She was going to the concert.
That's what he was doing.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, so he's with Bonnie and Brie.
What the fuck do you mean OCS Fourth of July party?
They're fucking eating right now.
We gotta cook update, bruh, before I play the game.
Just so I know if this is even happening, bruh.
I
Call you
Later I understand it's later, but how later is later you know I'm saying I gotta I gotta fight to catch
Yo, yo, yo
What time y'all what time is y'all's party?
It's six right now about to be
Hey, hey, hey, I have a proposition.
What's up?
We come and we steal all your alcohol.
Oh, stop, bro.
You wanted to join?
No.
Why you got so much alcohol, bro?
One, two, three, four, five drinks for who?
Five drinks for five drinks, bro.
Five drinks.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
In you, we would get dead last, bro.
Everybody knows that.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you just look at the camera, Hurt?
Hey, guys.
Yo, Jason.
What up, Buttercup?
Happy Fourth.
Happy Fourth, JC.
So don't y'all normally do like a party or something?
Yeah, because we're growing up no fuck this party shit
Let's get drunk with the guys turn our camera discord play a little match of chamile in fuck it
My life's good, bro. Nice fucking. It won't be any better guys. Couldn't be any better
real
So what we all see each we on?
I think we on seeds
Rainbow six is is rainbow six siege anti-fun like why did I just take four minutes to load up the game for it to say I need to restart
It's just anti-funding because they don't fund the game, bro. You're close though. Oh
When is Jinxie when is rainbow seven come out?
Good one, bro. Colossus is a dead ass, bro. I towards it. Yeah
Rainbow seven well isn't is it is there ones before this one or no, bro?
Changed Jason you getting on or you want to join the master chameleon? Let us know yeah
Ways there not even room for me brown. Yeah, well, what do you well? I'm gonna make room for you, bro
If I got a leave like what?
You're chasing the holy W
Quick W farm. Well, we got room y'all we got room y'all wait, so what what what are we doing customs?
So we're gonna jinx you wants to bet how much money that he can feed us is now it's different if it's a 1v5
I don't know about a 1v5. All right, we'll give you a kill lead bro. Is that what you want?
Oh, vamos vamos. Yeah 1v5 kill lead
You're I'm just letting you know right now. It is physically impossible to 1v5 us. I'm not kidding
Yeah, but you guys are like four coffers and lays chat. I'm not even kidding. Is there even a chance?
I know there's not a chance. There's not a chance you deadass don't have a fucking chance
You should get one more place like one week. Let me follow me. All right. Take high-fives, bro. All right. Let me get moot up
Oh brother. Oh brother. I don't know. I don't know. He almost lost the 2B2. Yeah, you almost lost the 2B2 me and Jason. You think you're gonna beat me? Yeah, and you guys have a 6 round lead and I fucking like you guys.
We should have won that by the way. How about this? We'll do this in season then after and we'll do all of you guys versus me and Ron and Fortnight.
bad um I think we just lose that I'm gonna be honest fortnite skill gap from
siege skill gap is way different it's not about the skill gap bro it's about
seeds you can just get a headshot like this
but I'm done drinking this Mike's shit with the combination of a shot well I
feel red I feel red I suck right now y'all I'm gonna be honest I'm stuck I want
be honest with you guys.
You see the awareness, bro.
Chad, should I open up?
Chad, should I open up?
I got a fucking fight, I got it.
A Jaeger Black ice?
Should I open that up?
Ron, I have a bottle of vodka if you want it.
No, no, I can't, bro.
I'm going to open up a Jaeger Black ice.
Give me a second.
Yo, what I think we should do is we should maybe
cam up, get a couple of drinks, bro, and maybe
play some games, man.
Fuck it, I'm down, bro.
Let's get drunk.
Camera on Discord.
Camera on Discord?
Yeah.
4-3.
Our game's almost over, man.
Sorry, guys.
Yes, yeah, underwear is where it's fine.
Oh, I could get it too made for the 2v5
whoo
It's a spuit
Now we got a wager two of us five we all
Okay, what if we give y'all a round B
Fuck no
We don't win with with with spuit. It's boys like fucking
God in your siege, of course
True. Well, spoil is like 10 of you, Jinxie.
Yeah, low-key me and spoil is too unbalanced.
My chat is saying that you lost a class, is that true?
We have not lost a singular game today. Bro, this is the problem with propaganda, bro. Like, no, we're-
I'm fucking wiping the floor with these guys. Yeah, what is my skill level in Siege would you say? Rank 1.
What's your level? What's your level?
5. So unranked, 0, 1. No, no, no, no, on a skill level? Look at my lady supply. No,
literally no. You haven't even got level 50. You're not even conquer. You're actually
wood. They just not called him yet. Yes, level does equal skill. You don't even know what
map you're on. I have to be good at video games. China's point's down. They're not down.
Bro, that's a fair game. There's five of y'all lock-in
By the two with two with one problem one like wash
Bro Jinxie I'll be honest with you and I don't want to speak for your chat
Like I'm not trying to farm retweets or nothing like that
But bro, I don't think you were ever like a throw at siege. I want to be honest with you
all right got this did you get
spongebob bro this game is fucking
retarded yep welcome yo run let me
say this bro so it's my beer bro
oh sorry wait what's wrong my game
charity me fix it
you know they still don't bother real
quick but you seem like you're
chillin right now. You didn't get a text yet Ron? Wait what? You got a text? Bro. Wait
Kai said text, we got a text. Wait did I? Did I get a text? Bro what the fuck? Leech
or Twitter bro. Duh Duh so you having fun on Siege? Bro this last game was decent but
why is this one so miserable it's the same map. I don't understand how you could have
The name ron's cum sucking it's just spawn peaks probably it's sort of you just you're just fomping you
Don't this have you been doing what I said? I said every time you spawn in jerk off for 15 seconds. You'll never get
Fomping again. Yeah, no, I'm gonna suck though for you rip your tip
I'm not kidding. You don't need spot for these seconds. You don't get something wait, so they
Right now. Yeah, I must get it for four four four four four okay
Unless they clutch this it might oh it might be over now. Let me see if they clutch
bro I just texted my phone bro you're right we said oh she were in no he said
ladies is good to be a part but I don't want you wait ladies wait are y'all
gonna be are y'all gonna be professors at Streamer University
yo Jinksie question yeah talk to me bro do you think I'm better at four night
than you are at R6.
Absolutely fucking not.
No.
Are you on drugs?
Or are there Jinxies with drugs?
He's not really that good a game.
He's just incredible.
He's just a fucking content creator.
That's all he is, bro.
You're just a content creator.
You have to accept that, bro.
You know what you are?
Like, I'm not even trying to be disrespectful.
He's happy he's in a rainbow, and in every other game,
he's just dog shit at.
Kind of lucky.
Well, guess who has two thumbs and just hit Diamond
Rocket League today. Oh nice bro. How long that take? Like eight months, seven months?
Oh, lazy diamond. Like look bro, let me say this man. I'm just gonna say facts and chat. You guys can stop me when I lie.
Chat, are all the people that I used to play with and against in those console tournaments in Pro League right now?
Yes or no? Uh, yes, they are, bro. Half of them are pros, bro, literally.
We were in fucking Pro League, man. Yo, Dumpus, look at that guy's left leg, by the way. Look at his left leg.
Dylan, Dylan, can you mock my friend Jason real quick?
Nah, I'm just saying, bro, the lighting here doesn't...
Did that Jason you see it?
Why are y'all saying stop?
What?
No, they're all pros, bro, like all of them.
Oh my God, I'm covering my face.
It's just not happening, bro. It's just not happening.
Let's see.
Look, bro, guys, if you guys don't want to get the work, I understand.
We could play it back on the game.
We could play the game more if you guys use speed.
Bro, we are on the game.
Bro, I think he is. Right now we'd just be boring because we would just molly-wap you when we...
So then, I think it's gonna be one guy and then it's fun.
Who, bro? Who can you get to make a fair check? Give us a person.
Ah, this guy named William. This guy named William.
Oh, is he a fucking bro? Is he like a secret friend?
No. No, just William.
Who's William?
We want Charlie Whirly.
Who the fuck is William?
William Lofstad.
I want Charlie Lofstad.
You can play with Cina.
I don't make that Mr. Peaky.
You don't even fuck with Mr. Peaky.
The first off, watch that skin.
Second, bro.
The goat, bro, what do you mean?
I'm not the one, I'm the one.
Mr. One.
You earned $3,000 from Rocket League?
Or not Rocket League, Rainbow, that was your earnings was 3K?
Literally so not true. Just pulling numbers out of thin air
Literally so not true. I heard thousands on that game. Yeah
No, no, no, that's not true not true
Bro look bro if I won't be five y'all I need to get a round lead dude. Let's keep it
Yeah, give them around me. How many rounds? How many rounds? I mean, we'll give you all rounds. I'm not a lot
I don't think we'll lose a single round. Yeah, there's no one
I
Was giving like an eight eight kill lead
You're I'm a lot worse than what like you think you're better than you actually are yeah
You think you're stopping what the fucking discord call it about this was like a chill like for the July
I'm just getting berated bro. We're both a verse each other bro. B. R. B. A. R. R. A. D. E. D.
Brad daddy
Rated oh
Nixie has
Essentially zero dollars an official competitive tournament earnings in the professional player
Did you throw a thing career rather than an eSports athlete?
Yo because what we did was console tournaments. They weren't pro tournaments, but happy guys are improving
So when you put console tournaments went back just be honest with us ready yellow do with hands up whatever you want to say
I'm just fine. I used to see your stream because I was a fat depressed loser, right?
I wasn't streaming just watch your streams
It would say a hundred thousand dollar console tournament. How much money were there I?
Mean do you want me to be honest? Yes
Like today's the watch you I thought they were heard for a hundred K the roll of Saturdays
I literally thought that was for how much for that
We hold up
I was sweating out watching you play for a hundred dollars bro
They were all hundred dollars.
Bro, that's hunger.
They were saying at most it was fifty dollars a person.
That's, I mean, he was crying a little too.
Can't even hate you.
Yo, guys, no.
First off, let me say I didn't start that whole trend of the fake titles.
But let me say this.
The tournaments were not a hundred bucks for the winners, bro.
How much were they?
How much?
It was a hundred dollars.
It was like it depended on how many entries
The same what was the basic what was the basic I imagine like what was like come on cause I don't really remember bro
It was something it was like a figure. I don't know so you don't remember, but you played a thousand of them
It was a lot bro a lot of money now listen bro
You just lost a pond in lobby, how the fuck do you think you're gonna win a one g5 little fuck is jitty
We don't have a couple that goes to school because those guys were good, bro. You guys are not you guys are not pimple patch
All right, Ron. How do I invite you? Oh, it's not letting me invite you man. Are you peering on bro?
You said you want a discord phase case let's get off discord. He's sitting here
Well, yeah, you guys want to cam up. Yeah, I'm down Dante's want to throw on your camera. Yeah
Oh
My guys forced into a party in the disco
Yeah.
I gotta tell my, I gotta tell my, uh, my, uh, what's it called?
Guys, turn on your cameras in the chat so you guys can feel like you're a part of this.
I need a beer, bro.
Just wanna get a little more, play some siege with the guys, it's kind of a good vibe.
I don't think you guys should drink, man.
I think, uh, I think we should all get six packs, bro.
I think we're done.
Let's leave drinking at 21.
I wanna have fun with life, bro.
I already have a six pack.
No, I'm trying to.
What actually happened to your guys' fourth party?
Because I remember yesterday, you were trying to actually set it up.
I just don't want to talk about it, man.
Bayless, bro, this is just a day.
Things happen, bro.
I mean, at the end of the day, bro, me and Don't
that's good and make it, bro.
So they had to call that shit off, bro.
Yeah.
Me and Don't that's good, not make it, bro.
Yo, guys, listen, man.
I think you look at the camera over here.
Yo, why is he trying to like, do you see what this guy's
trying to do right now?
There's going to be definitely an edit.
You guys have good camera quality, bro. My camera quality is child. I don't know this camera quality
By the way, Dante's holy testosterone mahogany right now
Joe I'm not
You're literally Joe just injecting estrogen into his ass, bro. I understand that yes
You're currently right now. Yes, but I'm gonna have a six pack in one month, bro
Why is everybody doing a six pack challenge?
Oh, let's all make it sweet. Let's all make it sweet right now
So we're all liable for a six-pack.
I don't want a six-pack, bro, I want to eat good food.
Dot says, for more purposes, bro.
Lacey and Rob, he's drinking Mike's hard lemonade
as he says that.
Lacey and Rob do this every month,
and they just scam their Twitter followers.
Now listen, bro, I'm absolutely going to get a six-pack.
I would have a six-pack, but I have an injury.
Here's my crew, physique, and you guys
let me know what you think, bro.
This is day one of the lock-in, all right?
Day one.
Let me see your body.
Oh, god.
See I'm not bad at all, but wait. Can you flex your picture? No, wait? Do you have gino or whatever?
So we're just too big wait dude. It's not bad
Like slight mantis, bro
That's you don't have mantis you have a gyno
Yeah, I think I think it's gyno. Yeah
I know to it actually is like we both have it
No, no, no, what the fuck?
Pinch your nipples a little bit. Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Do you actually have gyno?
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Why are you pinching them like that?
That's okay.
You could just, I think you just max out your protein, right? Can't that go away?
Yeah, so, bro, basically in 30 days I'm gonna have a six pack, bro.
And if not, like, just unfollow the chat. Like, block me, unfollow me.
Gigi, make it tweet, make it tweet.
You see hold yourself accountable, bro. The problem with y'all know the issue with y'all is you guys make a tweet, bro
Just lock in
Okay, so if I if I had a
Randomly on stream no one would care unless there was a tweet to like simple as that bro
I am just being honest
Like you have to hold yourself accountable, bro. I think I was just do a 7-eleven mukbang
Why is my chat saying you do the 7-eleven mukbang?
And all fairness I did give him the idea though
No, it's not bad.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
The chicken wings.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
They're not bad.
Yeah.
I breathe water.
Melons.
They have a whole candy section.
They have a whole chicken.
How does he know?
You get the 7 11.
Also your goal for actual hot food and you're really hungry.
Piece of pieces.
Not that bad in 7 11.
They also have the tostito rolls like they're like little tachitos. Yo, Jixie
Ask Lacey ask Lacey to close his eyes to name every menu on the McDonald's menu. No, don't do McDonald's do
Let's do a new one. Yes. Do a new one. Hey, Wendy
Talk about talk about do talk about
Taco Bell ladies by the way, holy jawline, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
I said ladies I did not say you
Yeah, he's got a trying to get it at it, bro. He's got it on your head, bro
You did has got to add it on your go you realize like we're going to a World Cup game in a week
Like that's gonna be IRL bro
You don't want to fall into the same trap Marlon fell into bro
Yeah, you can lock in because I don't look good on this camera, buddy
Yeah, this box is his friend's box with his friends
Can we leave logging in like let's leave that shit last month is cringe
We don't need to be doing no mugging contest anymore. I'm tired of you put black bars over other people's face
That's what I'm saying like we get it you got hunter eyes
Everybody's better have a black bar on their face. Oh my god, bro
Okay, bro, cuz of you listen man. What what game are we hopping on? Yeah, like what game are we getting? I'm not a job
Bro we got you set like make a computer
But didn't you before you get on a match of chameleon didn't you literally said that you could 1v5 us?
I want money, bro. I'm not gonna
Yeah, I could 1v5, but I need a round lead. Okay, how much of a round lead one round
Because bro to be fair I said 1v4 and then Jason joined it Jason's not even bad
I'm pretty good. Oh fuck. I mean bro. I'm not. Yeah. How was that? Okay?
Let me keep it a buck. Let me get one teammate. All right, who?
You want me to call them right now?
He's just going to get a pro.
He's going to be better than him.
A normal-ass teammate, bro.
It's not going to be a pro.
It's not going to be a pro.
It's not going to be a pro.
I got fries emoji, bro.
Fries emoji.
I swear to God, it won't be a pro.
He's holding up Los Palos right now.
He's letting me high-five.
High-five.
Yo, Stopped, what's up?
Oh, God.
I got the camera.
Stopped, do you want to maybe do a 2B5 here?
Yeah.
All right.
Stop it.
A happy fourth, bro.
Take care of yourself, kid.
He's like Canadian, isn't he?
No, stop it from Texas, bro.
What do you mean, Canadian?
All right.
Stop it.
I'm going to catch you, bro.
All right, bro.
See you.
See you.
Yeah, you can play with Monday and Mike.
Oh, Monday and Mike.
Not bad at all.
So me and my dad 2v5, bro.
That's a teammate.
That's more than it though.
Pretty fair too.
What could give you like, yeah.
You know what, bro?
Like y'all win.
I'm not gonna 1v5 you guys, okay?
Like.
Okay, but should we just have our cashouts?
That was a wager.
Yeah, what do you, you say you're dodging?
So now you're dodging.
We get 2v5, bro, it don't matter.
Okay, so if we wager, bro, I need like one teammate.
Let me get one teammate, bro.
Wait, how about me and Dantez
2v4 y'all
Corina I'd be down. Okay. I'm on you
Dude I hit an ace today at level five
I mean we want to win that
I mean we could to I could to be fine. I could get I must if Dante's is not on
On heck room then we just win how how good is contest like on God's girlfriend done. Is he like that good?
Like I'd say like max copper three. Okay, so you're like same little Jason copper. He is a stretch, bro
He's new to he's like level 10, bro. He's level 10. Yeah, like I'm new to the game
But I don't play let's do it how much money how much money you have on this?
Let's put some gifted subs on this here for the July
Okay, let me think here 24
God even to be to and you and Jason was tough, but y'all did have a big lead
Guys ways is in the mix hundred gifted
Yonder to a thousand gifted. Yo, this seems like a bad major task. It seems bad
Do you not come?
Window here. Wait, why don't we to be five but I get high bucks?
Wait, how about y'all are annoying bro, what?
They're spamming the same shit they're spamming much? I don't know. No, no, I just mod blaze and they're just fucking put a spell on the side.
Fuck. Did you actually... What?
Bro, this is dude 2v4, man.
I'm 3v4. 2v4? How much though? How much? How much?
Oh, brother. I don't know about how this is fair, bro. I don't know if this is fair.
This is your idea.
Oh, hi-vibes to him. That's weird. Yo!
Wait, why don't me and hi-vibes just 2v5 y'all? That's fair.
I
Like you can't be you in a sweaty. Yeah, bro. It's gotta be you and don't you already made up the rules
Bro, I'm trying to think is no no, it's not even bad. Thanks. You think you think you lose a 2v5 2v4
Yeah, you're a new you're a new bro. Let's think about it like this, bro. I need a new. He's a new
I
And hold the door it's stupid okay, so you're scared so you're scared got it lol chat
Yeah, I'll put any amount into this bro come on to be for let's do it okay
Oregon you could walk anywhere you pick any city doesn't have to just be kids
Okay deal who do my brothers by the fireworks
I wish we could oh by the way by the way Jason Ron ladies. I have a firework coming in
Yo, Ron invite them invite them how about you talk to a king with a little bit of respect
I put my username in the discord group chat anybody want to shoot me a friend request. Okay, I got you added, bro
I don't think you do I launched through Ubisoft not steam don't ever talk to the king like that
Yeah, what?
Wait, what do I know about my game?
I have an interesting idea, bro.
Is there any emo to describe what I look like?
What?
Me and spoi 2v5, y'all.
No!
Y'all risk nothing.
Spoi can literally 1v5 us.
All this me and spoi shit, bro.
All this me how shit, bro?
Come on, bro. Let's just play the game, put some money on the line.
five four are you in that's what I'm saying I'm saying there's four unranked
players brother that's fair but you think well bugging right here diverse
middle school late okay ladies hit diamond let's watch unranked player bro
please watch that shit that's okay I'm not gonna lie to say you're new and just
say you're scared and just say Simon carried you we don't do this bro that
s let's do it like oh you're literally the one who said you wanted to be and it's
gonna work this is gonna work silver I'm dead ass
I'll be honest with you, I get it if you want to dub this not put some gifted on the line. You're scared of your reputation
Bro, cuz your chat's gonna say you're bad at the game, bro
Like we're not like we don't have to do this bro. You know what I'm saying?
Don't feel pressure it's like yeah, like bro like no one's gonna be mad in the chat
You know that or we could do a little double with sport maybe but just like I was the eight kill lead, you know
Hey, yo, bro, I'm a good player at this game. There's four of you fuckers like and your guys are all mouse and good
Yeah, to be oh my god, bro. Well to be fair. I hit diamond on controller. I'm keyboard now. So it's coming down shit
Look
You know, I was open to stream he's literally cheating and adjusting settings
Did you make me the game I'm making the game so Jinx is cheating flabba sabba mabababa fourth of july a ball right?
Rare okay, rare one. That was a rare one. That was a rare one
All right, that's ready for this bro. Yeah, can you tell me the invite again? It like disappeared
Yeah, wait invite me again. What's a wager?
There doesn't get it
Word Cup tickets, okay, thousand gifted and Jin see all you could use is a knife. Let's go
You know all of that is thousand gifted is like a lot bro. That's a lot. Let's do like
Loser has to eat a ball of lettuce. Why do we have to money all the time?
Wait, don't you guys scam me and Joe? Oh?
Why haven't you guys eaten your punishment yet, bro? I already ate the ball of lettuce a lot of me and Joe agreed on it
We don't have to do it
All right, Lacey's in here. Yo, where's Jason waiting on my team's
Waiting on my end like oh
Okay, boy will play and he'll only use a knife how does that sound?
Use a knife come on you guys are bitch-made
It's not offered to run this bro, and you're this is literally your game
Okay, I said I would one before you guys not one be five and me and Ross it would two be four two be five
Whatever what's a little extra in the rounds bro me and spoi spoi can only knife. How does that sound?
Okay, you want to do yeah like bro. Let's just just say that you don't want to have donkeys on your team
You're just an elephant, bro. Jinx. He said with your chest. Say you should have the game
Yeah, bro, bro, you're great, bro
Tell me you used him for League bro, just be a dick
How much for this hundred hundred biff did
Let's go
playing Oregon bro y'all we know one map like now we're playing now we're
playing a new map that we've never played before like you nice bro bro that's
are such fucking cry baby just go to Oregon ironic bro this is your game you
should you should not we could we could do we could do clubhouse brothers bro
because all Oregon is you guys just sit behind the bunk bed and stare at trophy
door it's crazy right hello well you can tell that Jinxie scared and he's trying
I feel bad for the guy, man.
Stomp is not with him.
He feels like a lost puppy.
Yo, band that guy, bro.
Somebody type that.
Come on, bro.
Somebody actually type that.
Okay, sure.
Who's VQ?
I'm Timber Jaloo.
That's Liz.
Let's go.
Run that pre-dict.
Wait, are we singing the same call?
Now y'all got a different call cuz y'all are two teammates, yeah fish
Oh there's wait the ladies switch teams cheers brother. Oh my god
Little TJ just got slapped by Jack. Don't worry guys. Okay, so that show stay on stay on God. Oh God
I'm not gonna watch it too.
What is that?
Say I'm god, TJ got slapped, but I'm not gonna go to it.
The fuck is this picture?
Yo!
Lacey.
What did I do?
Just saw you naked.
I'm not gonna lie, this is that.
Let me see this
What happened to TJ bro, I'm dead ass
Nah, he yo, he dead ass slapped him instantly ran down
Nah, he dead ass ran here wow
oh come on, track him up
wait, hey, you don't know what's going on
oh, stop, stop, stop
oh my god, he's behind the security
wow
yo, where's the little tj bro?
wait, hey, tj, tj, i choked, hey
wait, hey, tj, tj, i choked, hey
this is gotta be scripted, right?
this is definitely
tracked
that's not toughy
no, this is not scripted, bro
i feel like little tj would never do that
Why would he agree to that? Why would he agree to get it slapped?
Suki's boy got fucking slaps
Hey guys, I'm on you I'm on you. We don't know bandit. You're banding your banding your banding your banding
Band band Dave Domino's
No, don't don't come eat. Wait. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. This is back bro. That's New York is
Do not claim little CJ anymore
Lock it lock it lock it everybody lock it. I'm lesion. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's go
Wait, do they have a cute leader no no lead bro no lead but wait a hundred gifted. This is dead-ass free
This is free
Okay, so free chat after this will play some matcha. Okay, but we lose this then like
We don't deserve that means that means they did turn all over my body
Who's gonna sell this be honest
Yeah, we should have played a Myra we should have played
Wait, what map is this?
How do these work? How do these work?
I'm gonna get this!
I'm gonna get this!
Oh Chad stop!
Chad stop! This was meant to be for one second!
I'm just a baby, bro.
I'm lowkey like I'm down to play up, bro.
Cause they're just...
Not that good.
Bro, they're bad at the game.
Alright, let's listen.
Oh wait, I know Klobhouse.
I've played this before.
Chad is audio good or bad? Oh my P somebody on my P
My watch out for writer who just up Jinx you where?
Guys we're playing for money. No take our time. Take our time. Yeah, too both are the roof both are one down one down
Where is that?
Window one is on the roof right above one way. That's inside. What's inside, bro? I don't notice map
He's outside the hash on the in the bathroom all the
First one there on stairs one's up both on top both on the roof
Cameras gone. I repeat. Oh, we're turning into a campfire story. Did you know wait wait someone can go through B or no
It's me and you bootcatcher
I
Try to do that spot the beer now
Holy I'm tunnel visions quiet quiet bro. I hear the right. I'll let you know if I see them on this camera
They're dead up behind me bro
On me on me on me I
I repeat they have a lion. Be careful. They have a why it what?
lion could be window
ones right here
Oh God, they look at above
What's up on how the fudge?
Hey, ah, you got this
I
Don't know
Capricorn Capricorn Capricorn Capricorn no don't be a cap they're not gonna play cap. Are they gonna pick up?
No, no, no, they're more of a Myra Myra get rid of Myra get rid of Myra
I'm going to go.
Ron versus accountability.
They might stop you.
So, just careful.
I'm going to go.
You guys can get some.
Ace is a good player, right?
Ace is the fire guy for sure.
Fire.
Air.
Lightning.
We got something.
Jackal.
Lightning in the thunder.
I was lightning.
No, come outside. It's fun outside
Hey, how's your guys for the July man drop of me if you're just sitting in door watching behind a monitor
Because anybody anybody in a hamburger or hot dog today
Time as they dance on all over my body, I've got stuff I JV in his body. Hey
So why is there a 10-second throw like
I hear cap can I hear cap can up stairs
there's a cap there's a cap can I repeat
cap can there's four cap cans on it if you
go into construction room the door is for
cap can I see it I did I see yo holy shit
we hear you bro I'm back I'm back I'm back
they have a drone they have a drone they
have a drone they're got lost he's you
You know we've got placings in 10 seconds, we don't.
Yeah.
Wait, there's actually some type of little Mickey going on.
Oh my god, did I just get drops for R6?
Holy shit.
Let's go.
Jack, good player, bad player.
Let me know in the comments section below.
Guys, don't just rush.
Don't just rush.
Come on.
Coffee.
Guys, I'm not kidding.
Let's focus.
We could do this.
All right, there's literally four capcans
on that singular door.
So good ace Ron good ace don't a banger don't do bangers
Trouble when you guys right he's looking like hold it hold it for me hold it hold it hold it on me hold it hold it
One of my people in my pain
one stuck in the bathroom I'm up a
fuck I don't know the com bro I don't know what he jumped in was he close
right or no no he was when I jumped in he's on a doorway to the right like it's
kind of deep
they have this party a razor I must change my time to change my time to
Bang sit down pussy. Okay. Okay. Wait, I'm drowning right now wait
Where's my life talk to me? Oh no, no, no, I'm on drone. He's on pink. I'm my forping right now
Swing site swinging site swinging site inside inside inside
I'm trying to get this hundred gifted nice and
Kid nice
Wait is it a hundred gifted each from Dante's and junko not precious total
Bumbakla but I'm down. I'm down for a little money, bro. I bet at all
Oh
That's not just tweeted can't wait to announce streamer University stable or not. Oh keep your stream on eyes emoji
25 get it 20 get it for July 4th. Oh
I didn't know my camera. All right. All right. Listen. There's a lot of calm. Wait. Are you sure we want to do Jim?
Jim let's do cash tctv it's basement okay right if someone say Jim hi semester
invite burger to streamer you over you
we're not doing Jim we're not doing Jim okay I'm going out of gym oh fuck it's
gonna it's random then oh we're fine is everyone here scared of the gym what's
I'm making I'm making holes here, so they jump in through be become visible got it
I'm setting up a myra y'all chat right window or a left window tell me right now
I'm kind of sad nobody I clean my setup and set up my dick room I wouldn't party with y'all sorry about party soon
Fuck you mean you set up a
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
We'll get a baby.
We'll get a baby.
Yeah, you can stand right here.
Look, place like this.
Hold on. Is that my roof?
Are you doing around?
I'm good.
What the fuck is that?
It's just a grail, it's just a greasy spoon.
There's one on the roof, I repeat there's one on the roof right here.
He more constant right here.
C4, oh it's us, you eat.
Yo I think he's coming out of this, I just heard some break.
I give him a 5, I give him a 5.
Is that a good chip C4 chip or no?
One's outside here.
I'm gonna whoa whoa whoa someone's firebomb right here outside the door with
one's outside on four careful guys I'm scared
yeah yeah what was a good spot
wait above a little above
they see my spot my spot they see watch that behind me I'm gonna I'm gonna kill
this guy don't worry you're now that's or no no no you're now watching a master
at work dumb I don't know what's going on sorry
channel was it too first to seven yo what the fuck
right right right right right right I want to step spy on the other side wall yes yes
he's real near this wall there's no one here
I'm gonna move my camera and let's move be careful. We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay
Don't move
They do they're running out of time. They're trying to get a pic. They're trying to get a pic. We're too smart
I'm gonna kill one instantly by the way. Don't worry. I'm gonna get a
Okay, okay
Wait what I got a happy to be happy to be in the gym. I'm gonna jump in
He's in the gym. He's planning on your plan. Let's try to get the window play in the gym. I hear Jim
He's you gotta swing Jason you gotta swing
Let's see
I
Doesn't know where Jim is I should have known
He's off the code deans to
Like I all I know is I swung the window that Ron got killed in
Oh my god, bro.
Minion spitting popcorn, we're about to lose.
Holy fuck.
That's a low.
That's not even LOL.
It's a low.
It's a low.
It's a low.
Yo, we actually need to lock it in.
They've been my yanked.
No, not yanked.
Don't worry.
You still have yanked.
Hey, concentration.
Yeah, it was a joke on it.
It was a game.
No, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Dude, I'm still, I'm still in my wet drawers.
I don't use any of these characters, though.
My drawers are still wet, guys.
No, nobody cares in this chapter. It's 4th of July. You think we care about your drawers, bro
We're trying to win a rainbow six siege game and then we have muscle chameleon right after this like lock in bro
But the chat was a CW is not L. I just wanted to see the ball one
I mean, bro, I would probably want me to choose my underwear, but I'm here
I see so far the only kill you have in our lobby is Jason
We get a L ACW
not upstairs not upstairs I repeat not upstairs so what other spots are they
be anywhere on this map basement they could be basement
basement well good call I was thinking basement
if you look if you look north we can go wait one's laying right here one's laying on four
pink on four pink where we're gonna go murder him I'll get at murder him
I'm making a lacy plan, I'm making a lacy plan.
FUUUUCK!
We're definitely defending basement right now.
Kill that man!
Can we all meet up? Can we do a meet and greet or no?
Yeah, let's go through garage.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going underground real quick.
Underground.
I'm behind you, I'm behind you VQ.
This is clear, this is clear, this is clear.
This is clear.
Someone smoke, someone smoke.
Yo, they have a, they have a, they have a case hold, they have a case hold.
That one's like...
Bring it, bring it, bring it in!
Right there, right there, right there!
He's in that corner! He's in that corner!
He's literally...
He's literally...
Bad rim.
Bad rim.
Bad rim.
He's hapt it.
Whoever's on camera, can we please give comms?
Bad rim.
Bad rim.
Bad rim.
JX is roaming though.
Actually, JX is outside. I just saw JX on site.
Shit.
I'm...
I'm here.
I'm here.
Careful, careful, careful.
I'm caming for us. I'm caming for us.
Crazy.
Got a crazy camera here.
One through on the doorway, one on the doorway, one on the doorway.
I'm going to ring the phone. I'm going to ring the phone. Wait, what? I can't ring the
phone.
I don't get this don't give you where oh fuck no, oh, shit
In B
We have access to defender cams
Nice
Hang with me. Tell Jinxie he can't hang bro. He can't hang with- hey, he wanna fuck with a stable. He wanna fuck with a stable.
I'm using my abilities, bro. You have to stay.
I didn't know that.
I told you I would not really start turning this up. They can't hang with a pro.
Okay, no troll. We have to win a game on defense. I'm not getting it.
Who's Finka?
Who's Finka?
Finka.
Because that's what Dante's played, so my role's just banned. I don't know what Jinxie played.
She wanna hang with a stable. She wanna hang with a stable.
What?
foreign what the fuck is going we don't even thought that goes to our school
foreign good you can play her what should we do should we go to him
let's keep going Jim yes please go to the gym
I don't think you've ever spew those words out of your mouth before
L Jason that was so me
who do I have to play though? Cap can, frost, mute, lesion
no play dock bro just let me play dock give us some armor
maybe we can just follow her we can't see a kill
We're Rook! Play Rook! So we can run ourselves.
Yeah, I'm playing Goya, I'm playing Goya.
Oh gosh.
Who the fuck is that guy?
I'm playing Goya.
Who's Goya?
Who the fuck is Goya?
He's just a fire from the walls and shit.
Okay, he's probably annoying this fuck.
Goya, Goya, Goya, Goya.
You wanna hang with a stable? You wanna hang with a stable?
Wanna see the request?
Chad, you don't like me, do you?
I
Did you just place me I'm making a hole right here
I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be scared for the player
Ptsp we're gonna like a flyer work
Preaching peter you've got a shot reaching right here on me reaching right here on me. I'll be healthy don't swing don't swing our feet
Shadow those
Shit
Where uh?
Let's see. Can you cover me? Oh no?
He pleased bro
Peek me are you peaking? Are you looking at a roof?
He's in he's in they jump down he's in the corner room
No, please god no
Last upstanding
Jason Jason loud doesn't equal funny bro. Can you stop talking when you die like it's like I run bro
You just scraped
Okay, Jason you got me kill cuz I didn't I wouldn't repeat that
Right well Jason's trolling for content
You see my ears
Whatever
No, that's weird Jay can we get a duck shaking head in the chat that's actually weird
Oh my god, man.
Chad, is Snake good or no?
Oh, he does be getting banned.
He is AIDS.
I don't know what his ability is, though.
Wait, what does it go to?
Is it seven?
Um, I think so.
Or five.
Jinx, he did say five, but I don't know if he actually put it on five.
Five, seven.
What does it do?
Cover request.
Let me cover request.
That's the, yeah, I'm playing it anyway.
That's what the seven got.
Oh, it's such a pretty fucking gift for the cards.
Oh, I see.
No easy to say.
What's up this 7 guy? Oh, it's such a free fucking gift.
Oh, I see no easy to suppress the win, right?
Random kid. Random kid.
I think I've seen him. I don't think they're...
Oh, never mind.
What stairs are downstairs? I don't know.
It's not upstairs, R.P.
Really? I don't think so. Guys, we have a lot of time.
Listen, guys, I have strategy. You guys all go in. I'm gonna flank from behind and shit on the big.
Let me I'm gonna I'm gonna draw where they at bro Jason looks good today
bro I appreciate that
some real chat
wait where the fuck are they where the fuck are we oh they have a good thing
that eats the drone
in 80 maybe our top floor I'm so confused
the top floor yeah you have located bombs once in bathroom they're both
they're both like a round sight they're both like around a sight
I'm coming in. No. Oh, bro. They just take my shit.
Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hold on, I got low hacks they said.
Give me one second.
Guys, I need a rest.
Do you hear the dookie bee? Do you hear the dookie bee?
Yo, I got sniped or some shit.
He's resting, he's resting, he's resting, he's resting.
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
He's in bathroom!
I just see him die, bro!
What was that?
I promise I can't see around the front of my interior.
Lisa, right here! Lisa, right here!
What did I do?
Spotted my skin. I don't like that at all.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna be out of here.
Wait, we can't lose this round to fucking Elon Musk.
Bro, hide!
This is great. Lisa, are you there?
Jason, shut up!
Please, we need this.
I don't know
Lacey play with me
He doesn't know you're inside Lacey. Oh nice me and ladies clutch good shit, please
Well, they just carry
Like I told you
Thank you, sir. I'm not drunk anymore. Yeah, I know you're saying I didn't do anything actually genuinely what I did
In fact, it's called a deploy deploy deploy
Like why do you say it like that?
Deploy sign
What are we baiting y'all, what are we baiting y'all, what are we baiting y'all?
We already baiting y'all.
Are they doing a 4th of July party?
Guys, this is the 4th of July party, bruh.
Ooh, Fenrir, I think it's Aids.
I think that's a good character.
Nice, Fenrir!
Guys, maybe the party is the friends that you make along the way.
You know anything about that?
Bro, I had a good day today, man.
Me too.
I'm happy.
Jason, mom's long?
Dude, that's kind of nice today.
It's still different.
I
Got a nice today
Thank you, Ron fuck of you count make every you count
You know what the funding about
No God no God no one's on the roof right here on one thing on one thing
It looks like a murder King foot lettuce bro, he's on the roof. He's on the roof on one thing
What the fuck is this guy doing?
See just funny when you go play
Where, where, where, where, where, where?
See that's actually funny.
Where, Jason, where, Jason?
Oh, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there.
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
He's right there, he's right there, it's right there.
Off floor, found the plant.
He's on, he's on them.
Here's my level.
No fuck, this equals funny bullshit, I don't know.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's in the in-grouch, in-grouch. Or in, uh, gym, sorry. I'm weak, though.
I can't swing. He hit me with some shit.
Where?
He's right there in the gym.
Oh, that shit actually loads up. I didn't know that, I'm not gonna lie. I just fully swung.
I
Don't make a skateboard on a black
I'm trying to move her now, interesting here, he's trying to heal as you're here, you may
try and wide swing you.
No, wait, how much is me?
How much is me?
No way how much it's me!
How much it's me?
He's like a third.
Dude, I didn't know that shit on the wall blows up.
I didn't know the map could blow up and kill me.
It wasn't fucking 41.
Jason, why did you kill Lacey?
That's a little interesting.
I thought we had the first pick.
That was on me.
Honestly, that clip will probably go viral though.
So I see I get where he's coming from
I'm on tiktok already, bro.
He kills, he kills Lacey
Alright guys, I'll stop swinging
Alright bro, stop with the eagles fucking shit, yeah
I'm your Sims character chat, tell me what you want me to do bro
This is wonderful, this is very wonderful
Yes
What's it like on for the July do you have no friends we watching this in the weekends?
We're not at least you're gonna be lurking
Once you're in sight once in sight thorns in sight. He's in the tunnel. We're looking for drinks. He probably
He's my lurking bro. I'm not seeing anybody on the camera. By the way, the thorns you could out
Wait, I can
Where am I? Where am I?
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
BLEEEE
Hold on. Are they up or down?
They're down, they're in the basement.
Are they both down there?
No, no, no. They're definitely not both down there.
One's first floor.
I think we should be able to enter here.
Yeah, yeah. One's first floor. Somewhere.
Wait Cheson, how does this precision
work? It marks everything?
I'm gonna ping on the tunnel.
In the tunnel 2, in the tunnel 2, one's in the tunnel
Here we go
One's in the tunnel
I see
I'm gonna jump for you, okay Lacey?
It's in the tunnel
I hear one, I hear one of these that might be on the steps here
Not seeing anybody to your right
I thought the other one was on the other side
So they have the they have the ability to eat the drone
Where is it I don't think I don't think they say at least you know how to play
calling
They're not on the first floor this is he was right here when he killed me wrong, but I mean he has legs
You have a drone or no, they see
I
Mind it's $500 the fuck that's good. That's boost. That's your teammate. Oh my god. It's just kidding
Don says it's probably on what the fuck was that
Calling calling calling
You should run in running while you're calling
Oh my god, don't keep, don't keep, don't keep blows them up by the way, what do you mean we question mark
And your muck a lot you didn't do shit J.
Chad what's the best player I could play?
I don't feel like smoke is that good for me.
You should use the aim like don't use a shotgun you actually have like good aim so you should
use your gun.
You should use some of the gun.
Oh okay yeah.
I'm gonna switch from a shotgun.
Bet you should too.
Played 49 on keyboard.
Secure the area.
Keep the bomb protected.
Chad look at this flag.
I
Look at this play ready child look at this look just shut me the old house here now
Here we go. No, but a camera right here. Y'all said this was a good camera
Guys look what cameras I just set up I just set up some little movie traffic. Hold on you be strong
Yo
It's good bro. What are you doing on our sticks right now? What's up your party seems like it's late over there
This dude is on his bed and his feet, bro. I thought you had a party going on. What's going on?
Just like who's there shot pull up after the game
Shot pull it out of this game
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Nigga! Kai Kai! Kai chill!
Kai there!
Kai should speed their tribunal with her.
Yo! Damn!
Yo!
GC! GC!
Bah rah!
Bah rah! Bah rah!
I'm literally playing with GC right now.
Ah, poor, last operator, Danny.
Oh, I'm sorry. Not that GC's another one.
This should be a long ticket.
this is a jigsaw
you don't know him, he's on the ground
okay
no, you can pull off a gun bro
but we just never got a party to him
to pick out
really?
yeah, it's a good gun
alright, who's there right now?
like, name him
uh, okay
you did not hit him
xqc
okay, xqc is here
really much you just kind of see the corner
Jayda is here
What?
And then Sten is here, Sten is chilling
Sten is here, Sten is chilling
Nah, she's taking a normal pop out right now
So I know
Hey, growth
Nah, nah, nah, he's just jamming the phone
Nah, nah, nah, he's just jamming the phone
You know, we might have Rekai from the living a bit
Okay
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I pull up
Where's he where's he on be say he's like be hall be hall
Runs to that door tell me I have a back angle on him
Let's go Jason look at this fucking flick dude
Oh boys looks like it's a free plus a hundred gift it I mean
He's gonna get a gift later, bro. Let's do it
Chatham feeling kind of curious
Legion they probably banned them they probably banned
Thank you for the first time chat happy for the time man. Hopefully you enjoyed your 4th of July, dude
Take a shot for stabling on to locate a bomb.
That character is good basically.
He can breach reinforce walls stuff.
Yeah.
Nah, I'm a big one.
His gun's good though.
I mean, I'm not much of a like...
Not much of a...
Not much of a Utah player kind of just shooting at us.
Yeah, there's...
I'll be real with you, and I don't know if the Chats can agree, but...
I actually don't think that they're not going to win another round of deep...
Yeah, we're gonna win every week. So even if we lose this it's like
Not just bad, bro, they agreed man. I can't lie. This is what Jinx he wanted
You want to fucking stop them?
We would have gotten a squad.
Not only the knife wouldn't have changed anything.
There's a thorn on that wall.
One in the bedroom.
One close right to this window, Ron.
How's that not a kill?
How's that on a hill?
Smashings!
And this blue watch out, and this blue watch out!
Where's my watch in out for?
Why does it have an angle on the motor right here? I wanna kill you.
I hear C4.
C4 in the window, don't go in.
We have time, I'm droning, we have time.
Gonna...
Oh, take off.
Careful to your guys in the east window too.
Yeah, yeah, this window I think someone's trying to make a play on this window here.
Okay.
I got precision, hold on.
Lacey, he's right outside of here. He's through the wall.
He's hiding! He's on the window! He's on the window! He's on the window! Ready, watch!
I'm forping! I'm forping right now! I'm forping right now! He's swinging you! Swinging you if you're in!
He's right here on forping, Ron!
I don't hear bombs in shit, dude! I'm scared to go jump in!
There's a C4 somewhere, bro!
Yeah, they're waiting for me to jump in.
I'm transcending the game. Thank you, bro.
That's on one.
Radio, y'all!
Yeah, it's on your drone.
Yeah, it's on your drone.
Yeah, it's on your drone.
They got like a little windows.
Fucking skips. One's right here.
One's on one pink.
I see we're running out of time.
I'm going in, I'm going in. Hold on.
Oh my god, that was a good shot by the money chain.
Where?
That was a good shot.
Where the fuck are we?
That's a good shot!
Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin.
that if you are now secured
Wow, Dante is, he's been at the desk deep in the site
Nice to go
Wow, great job guys
We're fucking going in
Great job
What happened, this guy like
Lost
I mean man, yeah
I didn't see what was supposed to be good
That was fucking easy and yeah
Way too easy
Listen, I don't even want my gift and something trying to get a match up anyone else. I'm down for so much
All my gifts and subs I do want I'll take a couple gifted to and I'm down for that for sure
I
Know good I got a mecha chameleon
And don't worry about the gift and I don't want I just want to
Hey, I
I'm gonna be honest that was pretty fucking easy boys
Yeah, it's kind of freelo. Yeah, I kind of feel bad if you gift mom trying to play match with chameleon bro
Fuck the gifted stuff. It's fourth of July man. I don't even chase you. I don't even want the money
I just want you to admit I'm a better player than you
On a on everything just don't even don't even gift us. We don't want it
Let's just get a match up, but you have to just say we're better than you. That's a say we're better than you
That's it
That's actually pretty fair. It's either that or a hundred gifted you were definitely looking lost when there's
four of you and two of us you guys won
but the thing is is like do you think we're born yesterday you hear the
nitrocell like beeping in the window we're not just gonna jump in no neutral
laced slam you can i get a hard re-tweet chat can i get a hard re-tweet
i mean i could a lot i had my head full i had a light little five kills not bad at all
no you had four i had four as well bro
alright yo y'all down to do a monster chameleon or no
Yeah, I'm going to whatever to start the first thing on the p-first
Thank you for the five gifted men. Let's appreciate it. We get a duck. Let's see the boxes
That's there
But that's there
I mean, Yvette...
Are you okay?
What?
Aw...
What?
I'm just fine.
Okay, they're coming back.
Have them some good.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please stop, please stop.
They're playing fucking Tickle Attack.
You're a terrible person, but you really have funny jokes.
I mean bro this shit kinda lit bro it means a little lit
Same in just
You know daddy son
You you your daddy son means a little vibe bro. We got a little bit of a vibe going on bro. It's a little bit of a vibe
Chey y'all remember I got to catch a
a flight. So let me see how far that curve is, but let me ask you, if I can even go. Okay, it is a 25-minute drive?
But I don't want to drink a beer, dude. Alright, then you're not cool. That's it. Yeah, then you're here.
If you don't want to drink with the guys, bro, then you're not cool, man.
Yeah, it looks like you want to be schooled.
This is just full-on fucking beer pressure.
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
This is just fucking beer pressure, bro.
You want to eat with us at lunch?
If you even want to sit with us at lunch, I'm not going to.
You want to get drunk.
Yo, what the fuck is this, bro?
This is beer pressure.
Yeah, A-Rod, he's just not cool enough.
He's not cool enough.
What did I miss?
Bro, I'm just getting beer pressured into drinking, man.
See, she's scared to take a drink.
Don't do it.
Joe Bart texted me, gotta drink a beer.
It's the fourth.
I'm getting another mics bro, let's fucking go. I'm with it too. I'm drinking my shit too.
That was a fun little match there.
I
Hey anyone in the chat you don't have any alcohol just get a sip of water bro and pretend
It's vodka take a shot of water and just make a reaction
Fuck that everybody in the chat grab a go like go grab a bottle of tequila take a shot guys
No, no they could do what Jason does just take a sip of like water and pretend
It's just like alcohol y'all just do it bro. Just do fake true. I'm already drunk. I'm red. I think I'm red. I
Feel a little red, bro
link or two I'm down I feel a little a little loopy speaking of love being
funny you know I love yeah I might have an extra bagel notice I'm bagel bagel a
fucking little bread little circle bread with some cream cheese
permission to go get a snack can I go downstairs and get a snack real quick or
no I need to do that too okay down for a little oh my god leaked bro I leaked
drugs lobby fuck week check sweater
week early sleep sleep drugs lobby fuck my fucking flark
I'm gonna be back in literally 30 seconds if I'm not in Bambi
oh there's a JBL in my door
the fuck is this?
nothing like finding a little extra leftover food when you're drunk from earlier
ooh what'd you get? a cinnamon
cinnamon toast crunch bagel oh my flark
I
Everybody the jab I'm gonna count down from three to one everybody's got to take a drink for the fourth of July
Okay, okay, but I bet everybody take a shot everybody in
One cheers
Okay, who else is fucking faded yo am I right?
I'm deadass off this shit right now. Where the bro I am.
Oh, fuck.
Y'all, someone get out me protein pretzels, bro.
Oh, I think I'm a little red, bro.
Guys, stop saving me. Go to Keynes. I'm gonna be in the room.
I know. I'm in the room.
Oh, red. Fuck.
Like Ron's actually getting in the way.
Oh, fuck.
Did Jake see that he's alive?
I got a solution what your vape is empty like what my brother and my cousin drank all the beer
You're telling me, there's not one beer, there's not one sneaky fridge beer, I asked if there's
neutral, I asked if there's white balls.
My brother's hammered in a hot tub watching the night, or the 2001 bucks winning a Super
Bowl.
I don't know why.
Alright, so near on this bottom of that, I can see beer.
bro yo why everybody want me drunk all right hold up everyone's cooler when
they're drunk all right let somebody leak me I'm getting a call by Joe Bart
what's up Joe I don't have beer but I do have something much more than a real
I'm on the phone with Joe.
Joe just asked us to everyone in
the call.
Is anyone here down to do some
time maybe this week?
Drunk Mario Kart.
I'm there bro.
I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
I'm down.
Ladies, you can grab it.
I'm there.
Wait, no let's do Bereal Kart.
Bereal Kart right there.
I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
I'm down.
Ladies, you can grab it.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
You're having at least like five six drinks an hour. Yes
We promoting drinking and driving oh, yes we're promoting drinking and driving Joe listen then do me a favor
I know you're gonna get drunk tonight. Take a fucking shot from it
There is listen to me when I say this bro
There is no beers, no white cloths, no neutrals in this house, but there is one thing that I haven't opened since I've received it.
And after this, there is no turning back.
The broad had a seat!
An alien vodka bottle.
What the fuck?
Jason the weed vodka!
Now, let me say this, this is 40%.
Now, let me say this.
Why do you even buy something like that?
This is like Pandora's box, bro.
If I open this, there is no turning back.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Now, I might make a drink called an athlete.
Now, there is a drink called an athlete.
It is vodka Gatorade, bro.
It's on the golf course.
It keeps you hydrated and hammered.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Let's do this, bro.
20%?
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, he's lit.
I'm in the fresh bottle of vodka.
Oh my god, he's lit.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Taste, taste, taste!
That was a lot.
Oh my God, more?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Let's do this shit.
Oh my God, motherfuckers!
Oh, he's going to the gym.
Yes!
Everyone take a sip.
Everyone drink their drink, bro.
So let's do this.
Yeah, it's going to be a drunk-o stream.
Give me about 30 minutes, bro.
Happy Fourth of July, cock-suckers!
Let's do this, bro.
Alright, who's that lobby? Oh, hi, guys. Can you wipe our ass off our lips, bro?
Chad, this is 40% dude. Like, I was hoping it didn't come to this, bro.
Guys, if you're not a fan of drinking, take a sip of water, bro, and take it.
You like the cool kids. I used to do that.
Alright, everybody join my lobby.
I
Drowning in a seat bottle
No for five filling hollow
Howdy drunk brand-new
Yo, bro, what I want to do with your life, man. I don't know that's a great question
Well, I'm older, bro. I
Want to hit like peak life. I want to just like
like have a kid live by the beach,
maybe stream once every year
and just tell everyone that I miss them and love them.
And then just, you know,
just smoke cigars every single day
while eating protein pretzels and Mike's hard lemonade.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm gonna light out a switchy bro.
Bro, I could imagine you having a kid.
It would be a cute kid, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm telling the chat.
I think the world needs three of me.
I think I should have three kids.
I'm not kidding.
I don't want a kid soon
Okay, slow the fuck down to what do you mean three of you bro two little rounds? Everyone knows how amazing I am imagine
There's three of me. Oh god, no
Jason what about you do you want out of the kid bro? Yeah, I kind of want kids soon because my dad's old
My dad's older and he maybe realized like I can't really I never played sports my dad gonna
Because he always had backgrounds because he was older, so I kind of want to have a kid soon
So I can be like a brawn James and brawny, you know me
Yeah
Soon Jason I've only seen a few clips, but your dad seems like a really nice man, bro. Oh, thank you, bro
So does your father man. Thank you, bro
Wait guys, uh wait should I make the lobby or no?
No, don't test bro you here
Yeah, what's up, what's up dude?
Wait, what's up, what's up, what's up dude?
Wait, what's up, what's up, what's up dude?
Wait, what's up, what's up, what's up dude?
Yo, you're the only guy that's not drinking, bro, come on!
What are you, a fucking police officer?
Yeah, doctor!
No, don't search my car!
Don't search my car!
No, you're the only one not drinking!
You can't have any liquor!
Oh my god, that's nonsense!
Anything?
Yo, you got beer, bro, come on!
You don't even need a beard like literally entered any drug
That's it
Minds cannot handle weed
No, the first person to shoot up while playing mecca that could hit that can act no luckening if you do heroin
On my soul. I'll do heroin with you
Heroine session guys nobody's doing heroin, bro
What's so nice, bro? Oh
To the Bob Ross map Bob Ross wait guys do we have enough for mecca? Yeah, we do
We're emissin
We're missing high-five. How high-five is it like it's so annoying when I'm literally drinking like
vodka and people are saying it's water it's like bro this could start a car
engine like yeah water this is also right in here
was everybody in a muster about a star no lacy no yo this is one of the few
individuals I've met where if this guy smokes weed he might actually lose it
I'm starting the game starting the game. No, we're missing we're missing someone are we missing not even in here kid
Come on. Go Jason. Yeah. Why are you high-pitched like I'm high-pitched or so we got five we have six people
Yes, hi guys, could you play please? I'm eyes. We love you
Jason Jason Jason games have you went to a lot bro. I'm in the red is must
Um in your opinions bro. All right. Yeah your opinion out of all the games you watch Jason
Who's the player your most impressed with? Oh?
Balagun
Actually like
Malagun, bro
No one knew no one knew what I like it was before the World Cup and he made it in for himself
Team USA we're probably gonna lose against Belgium
Tomorrow, I think right no, we're not. No, we're not. I mean it's a 50-50
Yo Jason bro, uh, you didn't you see messy play? I did see messy play. I'm not gonna lie. That was a very entertaining game
Very you know, I'm really caught me off guard, bro. Oh here you go
Well, no, I was watching the um
At least sort of what I started watching after Germany got like kicked out
But I'll be honest with you that my the player that like inspiring the most was probably um
Um, Vasinha bro, I'll be honest.
Cape Verde definitely deserved that win yesterday, bro.
It was literally the rest in Cape Verde versus Messi.
I mean, and the script writers already promised Messi, uh,
tech fucking World Cup trophy.
So.
Hi, my server, Beth, and Jason.
No, they played pretty good.
Ron, okay.
What were you about to say, Ron?
What were you about to say?
I'm not doing rage vain right now, bro.
I'm not doing shit, man.
I mean, bro.
Who's the better player you think on the, um, on the football team?
Would you say Darren Watkins, Jr., or do you say Simear Woods?
Who is finally a better?
Little Uzi Vert and Speed who don't play football.
Yo, we have seven in here.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yo, I buy a crack of beer, kid.
I buy a crack of beer, bro.
Loosen up.
I buy a crack of beer.
What's in and out, burger?
Did Rock load this?
Fuck oh fuck wait, okay, honestly high-fives. That was pretty good. This is something on with download. Yes
Okay, we're in here or what we're in here. Yep. Yep. It's eballs 69. That's a lady's
Ladies hit the download. Yep. No, do you have that? Oh, I wasn't looking at my screen. Sorry. Sorry. All right every time I die
I'm gonna take a swing
Fucked wait, I love that. Oh my god. Oh, I love that
What's your shrooms? What's your shrooms?
Yo, whoa! Alright, yo, slow down, bro. Just drink a beer.
Why does everybody have this fixation with 12?
Just drink a beer, bro.
Alright, boys. Drunk mech of the minute.
Let's fucking do this.
Dude, despite me, this is not bad.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Guys.
No!
Y'all won. I'm not gonna lie. Y'all won.
Y'all won. It's me, bro.
Y'all won. Oh my god.
It's me it's Ron wait, I feel we're gonna have to set some rules here. What's the rules?
Let me do my water no cheese, bro. May I please get three double doubles hold the lettuce
I'm no cheese, okay, just actually trying to draw, you know the rules, okay
Okay
No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. Please guys.
No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. Please point. Pepsi, no coke. Pepsi, no coke.
She wanna fuck with a stable. She wanna fuck with a stable. What? What?
I gotta find Jinxie so he takes the swig. But I'm very shit, I'm not gonna lie, lost.
I lost
Lacey fear will never get you anywhere in life, bro. This is perfect a man who's scared is nothing at all besides scared by himself
A person
I write the word I write the word or no I write or something like this
No, not that word
I'll admit it. No, my best spot
This is never gonna
What
I got it
I
Just future I bet
Hi, Jack if I get found I'd be fucking ready. Yeah, you're welcome
Jason look behind you outside
I love you, bro. I want to see you again, dude. I love you. Jinx. Yeah, I'd love to see you
Do you want to fight your ass, bro?
probably
Pro-am
You're going to the pro-am. You gotta do my job, dude
Gotta do my job
Please it's brought a good boss, bro. We're on the best boss, bro
Wait, we don't have whistles on fuck. I might do want to step in here. I mean, I think I'm the
That's good, bro, but I have limited ammo. I have five bullets in his
Jason nobody's outside bro
Get me
Dump what the
Are you?
Dantez!
Dantez!
What is?
Dude, stop!
Stop!
Dantez!
Dantez!
Oh my god.
Yeah, you're never findings.
Like, Dantez thought it was a lomiki cheese cheddar.
Bro, no cheese, dude.
Wait, everyone here is cheesing besides me and Hivemind.
Wait, Jason, how the hell hasn't he killed anybody?
What was that?
Jason, bro, I'll give you a hint about how to play this game.
You gotta shoot the people that are hiding.
Wait, Ron is dead ass to go.
Oh my god.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I hate being the one you got. Good. Thank you, bro
Thank you, bro. Like Jason might be the worst player known to mind. I'm not even kidding. I can't
Bro, there's no whistles can we cuz everybody whistle at two
Oh god, I'm trying to slow whistle
I didn't host I didn't host
Jason's a bop brah
He's actually so bad
Like he's dead. That's so bad at the game. I generally don't think I'll ever find a single soul
like
Now minions
It's a me and what does he do?
Did you give your guy pukes or something?
So fuck!
Yeah, you got your whistle or no Jason me. Oh go to the light bro. You're not finding anybody
I'm with
Okay, I
I'll just change everything. I can do it.
Hide mine.
All right.
Yo, you are...
Oh, my God.
He's...
Oh, Jason, what?
Bro, shoot somebody, bro!
Yo, poor ass, bro!
What does he do, bro?
What the fuck is he doing, bro?
No, that ass...
No, it's just...
We're up there in the tree.
Keep climbing it.
Wait, this is low key.
What's gonna happen, though?
Whoever's on one team...
You give yourself a discount, bro.
Oh, bro.
Jason's just dead-ass bad.
I don't get it, bro.
Y'all don't blame my team.
Hey, I'm playing.
Can you infect it, guys?
Just my lighting is good.
Yeah, we could change it for next game.
Yo, Jason!
You literally ran over me, lays, and fucking high-fives.
I'm not even kidding.
You ran over us.
How is this working, bro?
I don't even know.
How is this working?
It's just not working.
Oh.
I'm sorry, bro.
I had to get one person.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You are sacrificed, bro.
Elron, Elron, get it out, get it out.
Get it out.
For the game, bro.
Don't worry.
Yo, Jason, do you want me to re-farm on you?
I just re-farm on Jason.
If you come out to the fun the internet burger, I'm gonna make you waste all your bullets, and you're not gonna kill me
Jason you get us stared at me you stared at me
Wait Lacey I just now noticed this
Oh my god, I'm just tri-hard though.
Dude, I think Ronald gets far.
What?
Bro, are you in the fucking walls, bro?
Are you in the fucking walls?
I've been spending it rough.
Jason, you gotta really think, bro.
Really think of what's happening.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up.
All right, as if the whistle's not making enough noise.
I mean, come on, what did I possibly say?
Yeah, he's so bad like I had to tell him bro like I did I had to tell him
Dude Jason you have to lock in brothers. I'm actually a artist. No
Holy aura
Which was just me and lacy right? I sell bro because brown. They're gonna find us. I whistle if you whistle whistle Dixie whistled
Oh
Okay
Oh
I'm see I'm see
Yeah, Brian do you want to hold everybody I can hold I got
Yeah
All right Jason fix the settings. Yeah, so unlimited unlimited and what else whistle? Oh, yeah
You get us ran over high-mives like two times. I just can't see come shit as sticky. I don't know
One hunter 120 120 wait time 330 search time
Answer check every 30 seconds
Wait someone 20
Dude, I might do a concert in here chat. What do you guys think? No infected on a back rooms is bad
No, no, they updated back rooms. It's huge now. I'll do no I got like a lot of customers
Now you're a dirty alcoholic. Oh, no, I got I got fucking literally group fucking gas lit into this, bro
Okay
I'm not even getting I'm gonna take a shot for you, bro. I got oh brother
No, you're basically begging us to all drink for you. We'll do it
I'm not a good final drink fine
Fine, bro. We'll drink, dude
I'm not
It's mirage for Matt Mirage Mirage. Oh my
It makes you a villain. I'm not gonna lie whoever's hunter
Yeah, yeah, who wins in a fight alcohol with kimchi versus Los? Oh
Does he know aware?
Damn we got Brazil Norway Mexico England tomorrow
Literally can't wait chat lock in bro. I'm going to make some
We got different high spots
So an infected he can't you what the fuck was that?
This map is big as shit that might have been the most disgusting fucking burp I've ever heard of my life
GG's to lovers hunter, bro. Wait, it is infected though. No, but it's infected. So if you find one person, it's like
Is this good?
Chad pick a spot what do you think?
You know what's crazy? Is that that motaper fade meme?
It's still massive.
I go on TikTok and I see new ones every day with millions of likes.
Chad is this cheese? Chad is this cheese?
No one would dare ask my number.
Hmm, trying to think, girl.
Where should I go?
Girl, I'm gonna show you how.
So I'd be one of those
Bro, free this is the top you can vote free. What the free chat is this the Mickey. Let me know now
What the free?
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let's get comfy bear. Let's get
No
They're saying now, which means I have to do it and if I don't go ban me
Yo guys, how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was like six years old. I was four. Yo, how does a how does a four-year-old kiss there?
Is his girl and I took her back out. She was also six years old and then I kissed her
All right, we didn't know you really get cut earlier. They're gonna cut that in my heart
You know what bro? I'm just gonna call cat Lacey. You did not get a kiss at four. Where the god I did
What are you Leonardo DiCaprio?
I
Know dude like be realistic, bro, when did I know just I mean if I get found this is literally just
Ladies doesn't sure about the web Genesis a little Mickey. This is called cup. Hi octane gaming. That's what this is
Does he know all right?
That does that look real
Why can I know yes? Oh because it's in fact, yeah
you see ladies though who how is this on ethical bro this is calm I feel lost
guys this is a big map this is what you find one person just listen for the
whistle that's right bro I'm like bad at this fucking game I'll be honest with
Yeah, I might be a fucking hero
All right, one swing of vodka everybody take a sip three
two
one
Cheers guys
Cheers, bro
Hey chat if you're at home right now, and you don't have anyone to hang out with just no you're doing virtual hangouts right now
It's stable right out of everyone concert in 15 minutes son
Wait what concert?
Me Jinxie concert, bro. What I'm gonna play Katy Perry and strip
Chattis, are you ready?
Let's go.
This is what happens when the vodka gets going, bro.
Hey, Chag, you like my spot?
I don't know.
I mean, bro, I think this is pretty fucking good.
I'm not going to lie.
Body rock.
Tonight I'll earn a body rock.
I can earn your body rock.
Ay, ay, ay, what you got?
A billion couldn't have a bar.
Hey, hey, hey.
How about I sing the next part?
what is it
all
i wanna
i wanna show you all the
all the fine things
bouncing the next part
i'm coming for ya
no i'm not
are you going to just forget about the world
where were you the night
i'm coming for ya
i'm coming for ya
you can't use my own emo against me you little shithead
you're gonna find anyone or no oh yeah i'm probably the best here
you're doing what's the ego dude where's the bra i'm gonna go to basically
uh probably the cabs 76ers gonna go we've got to go to the golden state
warriors let's go into the sixers bro he already went to the cabs twice bro it's
time for him to come to the Orlando magic and win a champ
just got me
him and paolo bantero bro they're gonna bring it home wow random catch no why
People are laughing it she bulls is in sight your legs. I'm gonna be honest
Wait, it's infected. Okay. Why can't like it it's kind of fun. I'm not gonna lie bro. That was a whistle blow up
Bro, you read chat, bro
Smell it open dude. We get else to him stable in the chat. I'm gonna find everyone bro. I'm actually good
Currently so I'm gonna have to carry looking like a little bit of a lost puppy
He's not I heard a whistle somewhere over here when I was running around. I'm not gonna lie like I was
I
Listen quiet listen for whistle
What? Yeah, she's you ever make it back to Byron baby. Yeah
Shut up quick drinking it. That's it. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, no
Cuz you're giggling like a fucking idiot
Close to me, bro. I don't like you guys are such a wacky group
No, bro, I'm a girl. I'm gonna show you
I might be a genius, bro
What the fuck you could blow have us with some baby have us baby let have us know
Tess this off
Wait, how did you find me bro?
I
Have a question about in fact in the prep phase can we see each other or we completely invisible
Shut up
He's on beside
Playing our six nobody's on B side you whistle whistle 26 seconds up nobody's on nobody
Stop or that's cheap. That's actually the Mickey
No, we were supposed to go bro. That was cheese
You know, Jixie Jixie Jixie only very take a shot. That's pretty
True. Yo, where's only
No guys, we're going to Minecraft, we're going to Minecraft.
Minecraft!
Yep, block up.
Oh no.
Any minds in the chat?
What?
Jinxy Minecraft, oh no.
No, keep me away from Jinxy, please, crap.
Please keep me away from Jinxy on Minecraft.
No, I think as long as we don't have Muda in, but,
I mean, bro, you're saying this like, we don't.
Bro, we had a great time, bro.
No, we didn't, no, we didn't.
Lifeless, bro, lifeless.
Wait, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter,
we didn't even meet.
Chatty, I'm a little, I'm a little.
Oh, bro.
Lifeless.
I'm looking for minors. Let's do it
We're playing mech is chameleon
Get him off that shit, bro. Okay. Yeah, you guys can't say get off the alcohol after you literally
literally swindled me. You guys swindled me. So here I am, bro. It's Drunko. Let's do this
shit.
I actually drunko. Here I am. Mingo, let's do the chat. Mingo, get on. Mingo, walla,
get on.
Oh my God, there is.
Wait.
Chat, should I FaceTime Joe Bart?
Do I do it? Chat, do I do it?
Oh, what is he saying?
Chat, should I FaceTime Joe Bart with my wiener out?
What?
Chat, do I do it?
Just saying anything.
Chat, Jinxie Callum. Jinxie Callum.
Who's he talking to?
He's talking to himself.
Chad, what do you think about this spot?
Good or bad?
Chad, type the random kid emo.
I'm not getting called.
Is he not going to pick up?
Yo, jid-free Epstein.
Thank you for the five gifts.
I said to get this guy out of here last week.
I said to get this guy out of here last week, bro.
Interesting. Maybe Joe changes number.
Oh, okay unavailable me, huh?
Mingo you're with your girlfriend. Okay. Wow. Oh good, bro
That's the shit that'll piss me the fuck off. I want to say with my girlfriend. It's like wait Joe caught up Joe caught up
Yo, Joe, what's up?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, brother.
Sorry, mister call.
Sorry, something happened.
Not that.
Um...
Fuck yeah, I got his hurry.
Fuck.
It's gonna be the mickey.
Fuck it.
This is...
Maybe a horrible idea.
Oh, mi-han-yan.
Oh, mi-ch.
Yeah, just trust the process, brother.
Don't spam GG.
all right time to watch junko
actually I can do a little bit
I mean Chad that doesn't look that bad I'm not gonna lie
facts are not like this doesn't look that bad
I mean bro this is pretty fucking good
me? yo guys I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna give y'all time to run
like y'all can run but we don't need to we don't actually need to
oh yeah wait well you can't expect to hit the other hiders or am I fucking
No, no, no yourself
Bart might join us wow drunk shortly
Joe Bart might join us holy aura
Bro, that was a good spot. I was a pig
That was literally the worst day
Chat I'm not gonna lie. This is fucking calm. You know what this map is. It's just trees. It's just tree hiders, bro
Yeah, thanks to your freak
All right, so that means there's at least two people in trees by the way
Well, you're more probably
So that means just fight for now
Can you blow my
You're weird as fuck Lacey nah Lacey you're weird, bro. I'm not gonna watch I don't think I fixed anything on God
I don't I don't think I fixed anything. I think I just leave it. I'm gonna fuck up chat
I'm literally I'm literally just prefiring the trees cuz one of you guys is in here. Oh
Oh my god, I don't know true to my spot is calm
I'm getting good road. Don't be run baller on the Chapman. Well, you were talking over the whistle. He was talking over
Everybody oh
It's another classic. No, just climb this right here
It's a classic Russian a whistle, but I don't know why I whistle man
Oh, no, I never fucking cheese, bro.
Nope.
Whistle.
Oh, fuck.
That's close to me.
That's close to you.
OK, did somebody just verbally whistle?
Ha ha ha.
Oh, yeah.
All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Shh.
What?
I didn't hear six.
And I guess me, I'm mounting love like a sailor ship.
One person left?
It's Dantez.
Lacey, you sound lacy.
Dude, you guys are not blinding me.
I'm telling you.
Wait, Dantez.
mood up
all i will catch you
way down
find myself why is it
i think we see
i'm shooting a pig
well okay there you go you answer your own question
dot x dot x give us a hint bro give us a hint
one of us is close one of us is close
okay but dot x is your spot good enough for a hundred seconds
what do you think
it might be rough it might be really fucking rough
it might be a little bit of a matter
What's the matter?
Hey, what's the matter?
Daddy?
Can you say, can you hit the matter daddy or no?
Can you hit it or no?
How did you start this, Ron?
How did matter daddy even start?
Five, five, five, five.
If this one guy heard his name.
Wait, what's the?
You said one guy?
Oh, man.
Wait, where is he?
I didn't hear him.
I didn't hear him.
I didn't hear him.
I did.
I didn't hear him.
I didn't hear him.
No, no, no, I'm not in the chamber.
I'm not in the tree.
Tree gaming, tree contest.
Where are you at?
I'm not in the car.
Are you in the tree?
He's definitely in the tree.
Definitely the street
Okay, is your okay is your spot cheese or is it like
Wow guys, does anybody know where he is? Yo, are you guys?
Find him guys
What was he
I got
Dixie by the way you walk past me like five times. I was who the fuck was the pig
No, you better ask him
Everybody take a swing five four. Yep. Yeah, baby. Yeah, one
You're gonna ruin the lobby
You gotta call OG before you get off
No we gotta do it
You're gonna ruin the lobby
Ladies you're so smart
You know that LG doesn't count
You have to say that early
One second one sec
Oh shit
Oh, no shit. Oh shit. Is he gonna talk to his wife?
Oh, he's a wife
Bro, he's married I seen him fucking you at the gym though. What?
Two options options either I could get off after this game
Or I could find a beer and then just a game with you guys for us and I
Find a beer find a beer find a fucking beer
Wait, so what changed
You went from getting off to getting drunk and playing all night. I'm not complaining, but what the fuck just happened, bro
Did you like about a block?
Jinxie jinxie yeah, and life some things are better left unknown. Oh, no
Oh, let me go ask the plate.
Let me call me go.
I'm going to go.
Wait, are you getting a beer or what's going on?
Not this?
I think he's coming in.
Guys, I have the biggest alcoholic I know, bro.
Mingo, happy Fourth of July.
Yeah, get on, bro.
Get on, bro.
Get on.
Hey, we're boozing and we're playing, bro.
Get on.
All right, here we go
What
Let's do I got all the maps in the world
What's the name of that we should do it default
Guys who's putting these images in the disco what's happening right now I'm back
That was me before I got
I'm doing too. I'm doing two hunters. I'm doing two hunters
No, I'm just no infection
No
go what up guys this is a pro drinker instantly I know real jacks in the game
Why how would he get in the game?
Who leaked?
Bro, hi guys, nobody leaked, bro.
Stop being a dictator.
I like you, bro.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Real jacks.
He can sit in the lobby.
Take a chill, bro.
I like you, Jack.
Okay, bye.
Wait, Miga.
Miga, are you in the game?
I have to call those on 4th of July, bro.
Gee, Jack, whenever I get drunk, I just call my whole contact list.
Guys, everybody take a swig of vodka, please.
to get up to get on fall guys you can't fall down a little I know oh
yo JC how much of that bottle is gone
where did you just call JC just hang up
just instantly hung up JC and mommy I think your mother I need to call those
again you know my TV's fucking not it bro someone just got hit with you have
two choices I just heard someone in a dilemma why does my camera keep dying
Wait who got that dormant?
Maybe he's got like bad connection try again
Nope, nope, don't start the game
I'm making a new server make a new server
Came out when I beat
King of leaking bro like how how do you do it dude? I've ever beat anything in my life, bro
Who would see that one of your friends? It's mingo, bro
Pass the reposado
She want to fuck with a stumble. She want to fuck with a stumble. Is there a new lobby?
Your height weight girth and length okay five foot nine
5 foot 9, 145 pounds and madder.
Jason?
Okay, that means...
5 foot 9, 150.
Yes, yes, Jason, you got 150, bro.
I think you're missing out.
Jason, you're not 150, you're on like Royds, bro.
I'm just like...
Thank you.
Thank you, Ariel.
Uh, 6 foot 2.
Uh...
BORAH!
BORAH!
I'm here.
I'm here.
I don't know.
Six foot two, one, seventy-five, pure muscle.
I'm, I'm five nine, a hundred and fifty-five, and...
FLOWERS OF A BOTTERY!
You are not fucking a hundred and fifty.
He had a rare one on you, bro.
Lacey, you're not one fifty-five, bro.
It's your end!
Me, huh?
If you're one fifty-five, I named it on the moon, bro.
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee.
Alright, but basically I'm six three, and...
No! No, you're not!
My mind is shorter than me.
What?
My mind is shorter than me, bro.
Oh.
Alright, is everybody in?
Uh, we're missing-
Wait, no. I'm not in.
We're missing matter. We're missing matter.
Who the fuck is not in?
I'm not in.
I'm not in. I'm not in.
Where's my daddy?
We're missing a daddy coming in.
Who's daddy coming in?
Ooh, it's Jinxie.
I'm coming in, Jinxie.
Oh my god, Jinxie.
You're gonna get it coming inside of you.
Okay.
Who's gonna echo in this call?
Your ACL or was that fake he's muddied
He actually tears his duck do
There's swaying wade lobbing to the brown me
Yo, I'm swigging three two one I can't
I'm actually running out. It's good Benji
I'm so drunk, I can fuck Nicholas Douglas Stewart.
little man is literally insane. Yo, high fives, federally indict him. Bro, what?
That's crazy. Nobody knows my middle lane. What's wrong with you kid?
Were you having a split? The fuck? Yes, bro, a split in here.
I was. A split on a scale of 1 to 10.
A split.
I'll make you go second.
A split. You have to get liquor in you, man.
Oh my, I ain't got you, bro.
I
Was good Jason
Bro, I'm next to your boy Koi full in here, bro. Let us
Yeah, bro. Let me see
I don't know
Yeah
I'm starting to think that these pretzels aren't protein pretzels. I'm not choji
She's your idea, bro. Yo, Nick Doug stewy David five gifted, bro
That's a real guy
Who's
Who the fuck is Doug yo, that's gotta be
Your middle name is
You're too late as fucking Doug!
Bro, it's not me!
No, you're too late as Doug!
Doug Stewart!
That is a... that's crazy.
Doug... Dougless.
Oh, hold on, I'm not from my game.
Yo, so what courses are y'all gonna teach at Streamer University?
Guys, problem? I just leaked the fucking password.
Oh, I'm not from my game!
No! I'm not from my game!
I'm not from my game!
What happened man?
What's the July one that you only hit once a year bro?
What the July one!
What the July one!
What the July one!
Holy fuck!
You can't say that again until next year bro.
Holy rare.
Dude, wait so who's going to the pro-am in here man?
Me.
Lacey are you going?
I'm leaking, check the order.
I don't care.
Why is Lacey deafened, bro?
L-ego.
L-ego.
L-ego.
I love it.
Chat and type L-ego.
Chat, ruin Lacey's streaming experience.
Whoa, come on, guys.
He's got too much power.
Lacey, you got too much power, bro.
Guys, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm going to go type it.
Okay, this is bad.
No, no, no.
Stop, stop.
Guys, stop.
No, no, no.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop stop stop
Lays did it wow
Jinsy first it was fucking
Fucking ego no lacy I was talking to you bro, but you were definitely
Oh
Yeah, I'm in the monster and I'm sort of talking
I was thinking about
Now go to Lazy Shot y'all and give him a heart with a bandage
Okay, guys, guys, do you want to get philosophical? I think Joe's joining us
Please, let's talk about aliens
Guys, everybody just cam up bro
He couldn't get asked to cam up and get philosophical
I'm not getting a lot of guys going bro
This guy's talking shit
Alright, if you believe in aliens, raise your hand bro
Bro
Jixie one more game before we get my place
Yo, yo, yo, yo, let's take a step
God ladies actually a marker, bro. Do you know I actually actually seen a tweet today with ladies with Morgan?
Was it who was he who was he Morgan was it wrong?
Wait after deactivating my cab, how does this work?
No, no guys join the lobby boys. Do the lobby put the new okay
What's your craziest conspiracy theory? I
Let's see here. I got a lot of these
Let's start with doubt test. Oh
What wait one second?
Oh, oh, oh
I've never seen this guy drop
Wait, what are you drinking? What are you drinking?
Okay, don't says what is your craziest conspiracy theory, bro? We're gonna start with you and we're gonna go around
Okay, so have all of you guys ever heard of losers Q
Games called losers Q right and essentially
So there's a skill base matchmaking, right?
And if you win too much, then it forces you to lose, and if you lose too much, it forces you to win.
Is that a conspiracy theory?
Wait, what?
Yeah, we know it's true.
No, guys, it's very true, because think about it.
How can a game match you fairly against other players who are on the same MMR?
You never lose.
Exactly, yes.
So that's why the way that they actually do it, is by making it so that they force you to lose or win,
depending on how high or low your winrate is
uh... do i got Snoop Dogg underneath me?
that was a dap
for a second
that's a dap
what the fuck
a dap
a dap we've been looking for you bro
i can't see that
that's a me for a dap
oh
joe barks said
I am out with this Mecha Lobby tonight not gonna lie.
Damn.
Check it out.
Joe is sloshed.
Wow.
All right, bro.
Yo, do you like my socks or no?
What's your foot name?
Nate.
Oh.
What's your guy name?
Wait, Jason.
Yo!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
That's right.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, look at this one.
Yo, hey, shit.
What the fuck?
Are you playing or not, brother?
No, no, no, I'm not playing.
We got no, no, we're not playing until everyone says their biggest fear
My biggest fear
That was just me that was dead as this video
That was just me
What is your life?
Bro, probably a probably a probably dying alone
No, no, seriously, I don't even feel like being a vulnerable which I anymore because y'all just laugh y'all just laugh no
I
Lacey what is your biggest fear
Probably a plane crashing into the ocean and me dying that just being stranded in the middle of the ocean
well to be honest as soon as the plane makes contact with the water I think
you would just completely explode not necessarily not necessarily because the
plane would go so fast into the bottom of the ocean it's never going to explode
hi yeah yeah I'm here holy or wait are we talking about fears yes so what's
biggest fear it's probably just it's
probably just height like a fear of a
fear of going high in the sky that's why
I don't know how to climb high I'm gonna
be real he's right he's right he's right
bro one 2g one slip I'm sort of vein
on you Jason I'm sort of vein you don't
want to do that I'm very vascular
bro like you should see my penis I
y'all can I take off your shirts right
know I know Jinx has been putting us a muscle late it's boy paid why do you
say Jinx is putting on muscle please take off your shirt man
ladies what is your biggest fear bro probably spiders bro nice get to know
Black black black so for there's no your biggest fear. Yeah, literally
He's also scared of the tickle monster, bro, he's very
We should all take some shirts off. I don't do tickling and I don't do spiders, bro. Sorry
Okay, mingo bro, what it's your biggest fear, bro, you know my biggest fear, bro
Yeah, but they don't.
Plains! Plains! I fucking hate planes.
Dude, planes are pretty terrifying, bro.
I'm not going to lie. I feel like we have to be pretty hammered for that, man.
Are planes really scary?
Yes, bro.
They're not scary.
They're real, bro.
Oh, let's explain why planes are scary.
The plane's here. It's dragged.
You're in a plastic tube.
You have no control over it.
It's not plastic, bro.
It's not plastic, bro.
It's metal.
It's literally metal.
All right, all right, Timmy, top snuckles.
I'm sorry, Plains don't scare you.
All right, bro.
Hey, Plains are scary.
I don't care.
Ron, what's the biggest fear, bro?
Probably like 2023, bro.
That was probably like my, like just like,
I lived in Jackson Woods and like, I don't know.
But also my biggest fear is not being good at Fortnite.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I used to be one of the pros.
I used to be like a player.
And like, I just lived to fall off again
from being like competitive gamer, bro.
I mean, I'm scared
Yo, I'm not scared of getting in shape like
I'm not either
What is your biggest fears boy? I'll take a drink. Um, he's a close hair like
Bugs, bro. I hate bugs like spiders, bro. Like bro. I hate spiders, bro. Disgusting, bro
I did I said it sucks
Okay, bro, great dude great all around man
Wait Ron, I'm surprised you didn't say Jinxie's basement cuz you're in this house, too, bro
You saw guys. I'm not a fucking clone, bro
You don't have to keep it up, bro, like we know what goes on in his basement
spent wait that's it we didn't ask you what your biggest fear was you got a
different question true oh my biggest fear yes dying low we low yeah yo it's
got any tell man boys alright are ready for Meshah damn we really got nine
people in here on the fourth of July man I mean this is great
But you see what's your biggest fear hi stomping leaving his side
Now bro, I think my biggest fear is probably
Just slowly dying man
Why don't you run a laugh?
No, this is like a vulnerable like bro. What do you say that I'm dying? We're all slowly dying
No, like knowing
Dude, I mean like when you're like bro when you're like have you ever spoke to someone who's literally like 90 bro that's
That's coming bro, you can't do anything when you're not you're just waiting for death
Yeah, everybody
Yeah, but when you get when you get nine when you get to 90 then it's like closer
It's like you know what my actual fear is about aging
It's not even like it sounds so stew, but it's not even getting to the age
It's like I don't know anyone else thinks this way
But like what I'm not even trying to hate anyone out there in the chat listen everyone lives a very long life
But I don't know why when I think of like getting to 50
I'm like damn like after 50 I feel like the countdown like starts
I got a lot of really I feel like the countdowns right now. No, I don't know why like when I think of like 50
I'm like damn when I turn 50. I know that it's almost like not it's not even close to me
But we probably got like about 40 years, but it's like damn the countdown starts my dad had me when he was 50
God hold your dad. What's up?
Your dad's that's Asian genetics your dad's dick work. No, no, my dad my dad my dad
My dad had me like late 40s
My mom was my mom is a nine-year age gap
Then so she was like 40. Oh shit
He's got some player
That's why that's why I'm trying to have a kid soon so I can play with my kid and I'm not like
I mean, you're saying to your dad like she your dad and mom can like like see your oh, yeah
So I can have a great kid. Yeah, so they can yeah
See I want to have my kids before like my mom like it's like too old to like walk around and all that you know I'm saying
I don't have like
Not bad. I need to have a kid soon, bro
Soon yes, bro bad
Yeah, that was getting pumped in.
Well, calm the fuck down, bro.
Give me the time, bro.
Give me the time, Brad.
No, bro.
That's getting old.
You got to understand.
Yeah.
That's reasonable.
I got to put myself to work.
What the fuck?
Like, he's like, he's like, about to be 70, no, he is 70.
What?
Dude, I can't.
Yes.
Dude, we got 70?
Yes.
I feel like being a good dad is like hard, bro.
I feel like that's why.
Because, bro, you have to teach your kid well.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I know Dick Ryden can see.
I feel like you're gonna be an amazing father, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You just look like you'd be a great dad,
especially meeting your dad, bro.
You're gonna be just like your dad, bro.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, bro.
Dude, I just feel like having a kid is a lot of responsibility, bro.
How many kids would you want, though?
I look you want to two kids two is valid to three. I think it's a good
range. I look you on fire range. What gender though?
A boy and a boy or like a boy girl? I want an empire of wings, bro.
No, I want I want one boy and like one girl low key. Yeah.
I feel like that's perfect. Me too, though. I want to be able to be old and be like a
grandpa and look and see my seed increase and like the fucking family
tree just is a big triangle and I did that I'm going for like seven just
talking about family what holy easy though
Lacey you're gonna have seven kids and stuff camera in their face no from
from birth, from birth, from birth, from birth, from birth.
I said, bro, I said, like, when your girl gives birth,
you have a free, like, bro, you can hit up, like,
any type of prediction, run a poll saying, like,
boy or girl, put TTS on during birth.
Hey, mom, take a prediction, mom, take a prediction,
boy or girl, you know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, that's free channel points.
And then you teach them how to walk on stream.
Uh, Lacey.
Low key fire.
Bro, if you have a family channel, Lacey, like,
I'm gonna punch you in the face.
No, it's gonna be more like my own like like out my kids first words will be reading chat
They're first. Yo, oh that is your kids are gonna be like awful bro. What they'll be fine
Oh, and then what's using her 13? Yeah, about like consent. They're like zero years old
You have a jinx you think about it, bro. Oh my god
Sensing at the Lambo's for their 12th birthday, bro
Oh my god, that is a crazy empire
So they have to compete against each other
Fucking genius. Oh my god. Do not do this
And then you can wait and then you can make them collaborate each other
Guys the only reason Jinxie saying don't do it is cuz he already wants to do it. We're stealing his idea
Scared of our kids overpowering his kids right now
So Jinxie when are you gonna start your like your mass breeding like what is that?
So you can go through with this plan. All right, so that's all Jinxie's kids saying ball, right?
Okay, so first off no one said mass reading bro. I'm probably gonna have two kids when I'm 33
I just want to be like I just want to be done with the streaming bro and just have two kids aware
So we do like PewDiePie like you're moving to Japan or what?
No, I like Florida run Florida's good
I don't know bro 28 39 30 I don't know bro
I'm here anybody except applications or he's pushing it yo what the fuck I'm 24
What wait, wait, that's all very 25. That's crazy
Yo guys
22 am I the oldest person in here? I'm 20. Yeah
24 when's your birthday February well next year Jason how are you? I'm 22 team
But Lacey how are you?
23 team lace. How are you 22?
me go howdy before when's worth that you're 17 fuck Ron howdy 22 or 23 years
old yeah what is 23 team bro seriously you're you have a little fun yeah
miss you how do you 22 bro you're younger than me yeah Jinxie you're
the oldest. Oh, you're awesome. I'm 22. You are. Wait, wait, when's your birthday?
Dixie when's your birthday September 26
You are 25% from a hundred that is
God
25% done with the game
Yeah, that's insane.
I'm more than that, bro.
The average lifespan is like 78 seconds.
And with how much you scream, that's five down with this hat.
It's down at least 10 years.
OK.
No, bro.
I'm going to take a look.
And start a family.
Second, bro.
Guys, we're all going to be 25.
We're all going to be 30.
We're all going to be 40.
We're all going to be 50.
We're all going to be 60.
You're going to hit there first, bro.
You'll just get there.
Yeah, you'll just get there.
You're going to be there five years earlier
For what else bro you're gonna be in the 30s, but we're all hitting like 25
Jinx he's gonna be 45 when we all turn 30
I never knew he was that old bro
Miko you're older than me. No, I'm not I just turned three for he just
Oh my
You're about that you're about to turn
25
Fucking wrong bro. Jinxie you're closer. You're gonna be closer to 30 than to 20. That's a crazy statement. Yeah
Yeah, that's insane. It's close. You're close. What type of evil ass discord is
I'm drunk you guys are reminding me of my quarter-life crisis right now
Bro y'all are all gonna be 25 Ron. How old are you 23 only 23 years old, bro?
You're old as balls. No, man. I'm just gonna be 28 when you're 25
That's insane. Yeah, that sounds 28 or 20 is like grown like what's your 28?
That's like it 28 is like please still have it 28 you gotta be engaged
It is bro, you're about to be 25.
Yeah, stop saying 24.
Stop saying 24, stop saying 24.
You're about to be audience 20s.
It's just ground up already, man.
Oh, no.
Yo, Jinxie, let's see how it is bro, 24 year punk.
Yeah.
Don't do it, Chad.
That is a rough one.
Me is basically the end of your life.
Ah, Ben Alpha.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, the last birthday, oh, I leaked the code.
Are you kidding me dude?
Oh my god, how?
How did you say that?
Wait wait wait
This is the third lobby
I'm making a new one, making a new one
Wait, we leaked it
Nicholas Douglas Stewart bro, chill out
Alright, that is my full fucking name
You psychopath
Stop
Yo guys, if I'm drunk
Is it like fucked?
No, you'll be better
Don't it's drunk. Oh, it makes almost a lot of things better
Welcome to peak
I
Yeah
Don't do it
Yo, what is the server's name
Hi guys, I made a poopie.
Are we playing?
Is that what we're doing?
Uhhhhhhh, I don't know, what's Jeff's thing?
What's up, punk-dude?
Who is your guys' favorite childhood YouTuber?
Skydive, my crap.
I'm not gonna lie.
Niga Higa.
What?
Pardon?
Yeah, you know you know who that is
Y'all know Teehee, bro. Yes, bro. They used to be like these like
Yes, I watched every single one man, and they did
Let us peak really shit. All right. How is Darth Maul in the lobby?
What happens this
Oh shit, what oh my god
Number number nine
Number nine
Fungus the last thing you want in your Burger King burger as someone's foot fungus
classic
Your don't has maybe leave you fucking drunk psycho
Just just on the boss fucking drunk site
It's this guy, a fuck!
Dude, classic.
Uh, wait.
It's this guy, a matterer.
What's a matterer?
Hold on.
Should I do it? I'm just a baby.
They all drink to you.
We are fucked, bro.
This map is not my body.
Literally just hide-even paintings, that's all the stuff.
Yeah, and I'm not very good at this.
They've lived if livered they've literally given you no other option other than hiding in paintings. That's your only go here. We go here
We go
Hey, there's a lot of what's it like?
I'm a thousand miles away because you look so pretty
I'm square on China's right. It's new. Wait, who sings that song?
Now you should keep it on
Anyway
You think we're born without a matter. What's the matter wait? What day? What are you kidding? What is that joke?
What's the matter daddy?
Hi, dude, you're actually just not it's so freaky. I'm not a game
I'm gonna make you say so basically the joke is I just called you a matter daddy
All right, man. Go run the shit. Okay. Lock this way. Okay
Don't worry. Just I'm coming. I like you these browns when you see a spot. That's really good. Also knows mine
Just don't all right. All right
Oh
No, is that a big way Chad I kind of look like a galaxy the decoys out it's gotta be
What?
I'm dead
Mingo question Mingo, do you find yourselves moving? No, you were just on the wall
oh
Wait wait
We can talk about this
Yeah, why can't I get into the painting?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo hi buzz is actually like Thanos. Oh my god
I heard yo man go bro. I'm gonna need some help in this big ass room over here
Jason not a bad shout
Yeah, my brother's still the way bro. Oh my god, bro. Here we go
Okay
I copied this from Jason before
Fucking brutal
Brutal, actually brutal
Wait a fucking second
This spot? Yeah, do you see my spot?
Brutal man
Bro, Jason, what the fuck is that?
Fucking masterpiece
Rainbow?
No, if this works, I'll give it to you
I'll give it to you 50
Oh wait, that's, no wait Chad
Don't tell me that's a good deal
Wait, that's no way check. Don't tell me that's actually wait. That's Jesus. So you I'm sorry
No, oh god, I didn't wait wrong. Oh god. I didn't know oh god. I didn't know
I got a Swiss watch I got a Swiss watch my fucking stupid your wallet
You can notice
what
Everything I love them
What world
This map is mid-mid-mid-sachor. It's just the same thing through actually true actually
There's one in there
Shush, bro. Who the fuck? Random kid, bro.
Bro, where is he?
Dude, my brother wants to like fireworks.
Guys, this is my LG. This is LG.
Oh, my brother wants to do fireworks.
LG before the game.
Yeah, I got him. I got him.
Yo, I'm a beast! I'm a fucking beast, bro!
I'm a beast!
I will not find him.
I was air-rotting.
I'm a fucking beast, man!
I'm really in my hardest!
It's not bad, Ron.
I'm really in my hardest!
He made himself as a person.
In the middle, in the middle.
I'm a fucking beast!
Yeah!
Look at me!
That was a great spot.
Come look at me.
Holy shit!
I'm on Blakum, I'm Blakum.
Hey, I need my 50 hit bit!
Great, great, great.
I need a 50 get the bro
Bro give me the ATK please
Thank you, bro. You're a man of your word. I respect that. Thank you so much taking advantage of during
Taking advantage of drunk people. Yo, oh, let's go to Lacey's home. I see sure you're not painter and another lifetime
Yo, this is LG make it a little okay, can we go
Please stop doing wrong maps. I'm done. I can't
Have I changed my mind wow
So am I the only one who would you drink your tickets are yo, I'm doing fine. It's my brother after this game
I know I'm over
Hunter yeah
We just got a rainbow pick the game greeted by
Yo, what wait?
you all my let me know what is it say bongo later serving holy cheese jing see
look at us like that would be a burn peanut reference
guys cheese right here bro the fudge you can I just cheese to this game last
forever true I hope this guy's out this one these are the good times we're
gonna remember when we're 40
I wish there was a way to know you're in the go-to days
Right you're 45 bro, you're not in the good old days anymore
I'll give you guys a hint of where I am
Who the fuck
I'm so
Do it again. Oh, yeah
Me fun y'all means I'm not I'm gonna do my own thing
That's gonna be my last resort. I'm looking for a good
Dude, I'm gonna light off fireworks my brother bow if anybody wants to come over you can I bet
Now what I'm gonna do, now what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go to Florida and I'm gonna listen to Fireworks, I'm gonna find exactly where you are.
Leaked. Leaked.
Leaked, lol. Leaked. I'm going to Tarpen and I'm gonna listen to Fireworks going off.
Yup. Yup. If you guys wanna see JC, just go look for Fireworks and Tarpen Springs. You'll find them.
Hey, hey, hey, W. Tarpen Springs, let's go. We've blown up the whole shit.
Hey, fuck Tarpen Springs.
You might wanna be careful about your words here.
Like, fuck Tarpen Springs?
Yeah, but there's real ass crips in there.
I
Well all right, all right, hi bruh
Yeah, you guys are gonna make fun of this spot, but it's about the strategy that's one Wow
Dixie likes hides in cars or some truth
All the same is good luck on a meal
I
Go easy on me
Pre-firing in
Not protein exploit take it down
Guys go easy, man. I'm just a baby
We Gc. Yes
I don't think my spot is too bad.
What?
What?
like that bad of a spot I mean it's kind of looks like a twin of a
oh there's somebody in there for sure
guys I think lacy glitched out of the map
what what
I think you can kill him I think it's very impossible for him to die
I think it looks like a dude you are so bad bro
silence your poor favor my amigo
There's someone at clip this and come back to it and and tomorrow Mexico is gonna be England
locked come back to this tomorrow my god oh my god bro I'm a fucking G bro
I
Guys you saw that shit or no
Wait, so what look at my spot for he?
Oh, I was I like your creativity too
Just gonna keep us
Over here now
Who a I'm not gonna lie you're not wait you might win no, I'm gonna win. There's no way. Yeah
Here's your solo and make up brothers someone in the trash can brother in the G spot
He's in the trash, bro. I'm leaking bro
He's a pro.
Is he dead?
No!
Wait, wait, we can talk about it.
You know how much time it takes to talk to a boy?
Kill him!
Ahhhh!
Fuck!
God damn it, I was scraping.
Why don't you come back?
What is that, Muda?
I already dodged you motherfucker!
I'm a fucking beast, bro.
I really played this game.
Does anybody else just not plan on dying?
Bro, where?
I mean, yeah, that was too good.
Dude, I'm a racist.
I'm a burger, though.
Are you fucking stupid?
Lace is tryharding, dude.
You mean I'm tryharding.
Lace, you're really?
It comes, Cogs.
Have I seen this actually?
Wait, how much is this?
You're actually good.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was actually pretty fucking good man. Who's alive Lacey?
One more bro
How they kill you Lacey's a try hard dude, which one is like in the trash can somewhere
That's a cop. I can't kill a murder-a-murder-a-murder.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I literally want- I wouldn't want it!
LOL
My what?
Hey, I thought it's-
Can you be kidding me?
Bro, I've done it there.
I've done it like 10 times. I couldn't do it.
I'm a trash bag.
OHHHHHHH!
What?
I'm a Trash bag.
It's been real?
Nooooo.
You ain't even shooting.
So you're gonna rule the game!
Hold on, you're gonna rule the game!
You're gonna rule the game.
Okay, okay, okay!
Actual last game. It'll be three minutes.
Actual last game.
I'm reopening
Oh no!
There's no one to lobby anymore.
He killed the lobby!
He killed the lobby!
He killed the lobby!
Oh, this is awesome!
Oh my god!
Oh, this is awesome!
Oh, this is awesome!
Did you have your curfew yet?
Oh my god!
I'm disgusting!
I'm disgusting!
Yeah!
I'm okay!
No!
One more!
Hydro screen, Hydro screen.
Jason, you have to do the Bob Ross one.
Again?
No, bro, just keep the OG map!
Search up Bob Ross.
Bro, do the OG map!
I'm gonna go Backrams, Backrams.
Backrams suck!
No, that's not terrible, man.
Guys, they changed backrams.
Let's get now trust.
Oh, OG BigMap, that map's good.
OG BigMap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get a W Junko in the chat, man.
OK, I'm going to do a sugar lime.
I'm going to do a lobby.
You're having fun.
All right, I'm starting to.
That's a good map.
I was doing it.
LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG,
LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG,
Why?
Why?
What?
What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
Yo guys! Yo guys! We're going to Tarpen Springs!
We're going to Tarpen Springs! That's the map!
Hey! Let's go!
Hey!
Welcome to Tarpen Springs!
Welcome to Tarpen Springs!
I have a disabled teammate.
So let me guess, bro.
Sugarland? Really?
Like that's Tarpen Springs!
Yo, hi guys!
Locking bro? I don't need any of your CTE!
fuckers dude well it's a one it's a 1v7 yeah I have a disabled teammate
okay yeah okay back let's do it you get the
jinxie this is your best mecha stream because mood us not here
Oh
How old were you guys when you guys shit yourself for the last time I don't remember
I was where I was wearing diapers till I was four is that normal
Lays aren't you 22 right now? Oh, I am but it but it's so you shit yourself
Yes, sir
He's just a baby, bro. He's just a baby
He's a grown-ass man
Now this is cheese
Why anywhere else bro?
Yeah, what would you rather be doing gently?
What is this?
Fireworks with my brother?
Wow, wow.
Whatever.
Guys, we played Meshah for like two hours.
I should blame us hell, bro.
I should.
Nah, I don't even know why LG, no.
We weren't done playing with you.
Whoa.
Whoa, just take it easy, man.
Drake Valk, classic.
Whoa, just take it easy, man.
Fuck.
Jack, do you remember Breaking Josh?
Dixie, what am I?
I forgot that.
What am I saying?
I'm going to be honest.
I'm a minion?
Yeah, minion's pretty popcorn emoji.
Yeah, classic.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god, it's over.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
Dude, you grew up watching Breaking Josh.
Now these kids are growing up watching Slot, bro.
I'm drawing.
You know what I'm drawing.
Chad, what does the bottom look like?
What does the bottom look like?
Maybe like that.
Highlights!
Whoever finds the light, people's socks.
Okay, okay, okay, fine.
Jason, what are you doing?
What?
Just let me click, let me click.
Alright, so step one of Candyland is you gotta find the high ground.
I'll spawn, I'll spawn.
I don't know if that's the right color, Leo.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Not this, you are good, not this.
No, bro, this is insane.
No, you can't do this.
You are, too.
Yeah.
Fondantos, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm just like that.
I mean, China's a good spot, so I
better remember a lot of people like to be gingerbread.
Watch out, man.
Keep your head up.
Yeah.
Wait.
These are good spots.
Wait, Jigsie, you're close to me.
You were floating on my screen.
Actually, I'm just going to do this.
If you weren't on your screen.
Carpenter and springs map.
Oh, yeah, dude, you're so original, bro.
I'm just going to do this, and then just trust me.
I'm going to just do this and then this and then that.
Y'all are part of me.
Y'all are part of me.
Lex, what are y'all saying, Chad?
Russ?
Whistle.
Oh, boy.
Let's see.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Ingo is never getting found, I don't think.
Really?
Lacey, we can't be serious with this one.
Is it cheese?
Is it my spot, cheese?
It's a little cheese, but you know, cheese is what.
We're looking at a drag to get on the can.
Fuck whistle if your penis is larger than four inches. Oh my penis is definitely large right now
I'm saying having the fuck out of my shit and it's vane as fuck
Any last one right here's buddy
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is bad the bear like check this one
Yeah, what is the mom look like?
Realize the four-inch penis is normal you guys enough to span whistle
four inches is actually like five and a half no average erection is four point
seven no it's not average erection is four point seven Bernard
you feel good Bernard what's the average length of an erection
I'm gonna assume you're asking us of curiosity. What's all fuck the average duration
Yeah, my two weeks disabled
Kingsy lock in bro
Bernard, but I'm not sexually active. Thank you. It's the best spot. What is the average length of an erect penis of the United States?
Yeah, I know somebody's over here
Fuck!
What?!
Five to...
That's it's huge bro!
What the fuck is no way!
That's it!
That's it!
That's literally huge bro!
What the fuck is no way bro!
What?! That's fucking huge!
Fuck!
See you later wife.
Yo, look at my mind chat.
Is it good?
Yo, Jason, have you found fucking anyone bro?
Wait, I found somebody.
Hi, bro!
Yeah!
Hi!
Yo, there's someone over here.
I'm about to get mad.
No, yeah, there's no way I find it goes no way come on bro
Have you have bro bro bro you so no bro bro. I promise
Welcome to my laboratory with safety is not one
Every watch a youtube channel
Whistle
Let's see they listen for what's the unit?
I'm not gonna lie bro. You were like yeah, man. You were oh average kidding
5.5 no wrong. That's not wrong
This bird did s 5.5 like where though Jason is that not kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie
Listen for the whistle
Wait, wait, I didn't show up. What was that?
Whoa
Oh my god deep left deep left. You're done. You're actually
Oh my god
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Mingo lock in Mingo lock in actually dial Mingo. Did you play zombies Mingo?
You are the only one left
Good one. Where's mingo? You're not fine. I'm on right there
Did you just fake
Fake laugh equals funny Jason. No, I never fake my life
I don't think I don't fake laugh dude
bro you serious bro
burger get out of my fucking
Ron maybe give burger a hug it's for
burger I promise you
dude my mom just texted me asking if it
was gunshots or fireworks outside bro
whoa from cherry hill you heard that
just you just told me no you have to
So I didn't I didn't oh God oh God oh God
Don't find the building I might say to find you have eyes my mind is on to it
Oh
No, you whistle again, it's over
Yeah
You guys can be ashamed of your side.
We've been on this game for 3 hours.
Don't ruin the lobby.
I was frightened if you don't.
I don't want to be the lobby.
He didn't hang out with his wife to play with us and you're the first one to leave?
Yeah, come on dude.
Hey you know what?
Love you to death kid.
No.
Hey, hey, hey, put your hands to
say this before I leave.
No.
Life moves by pretty fast.
And if you don't stop and look around
once in a while, you might just miss it.
Leaves with aura.
I'll make sure everybody from the
Yeah, everybody gets out safe guys.
Hey, see you guys later.
See you guys later.
See you guys later.
See you boys.
Make sure y'all get out safe, okay?
Just make sure you know...
Yeah, I'm gonna just go ahead and do that too.
Alright. So, alright boys.
Hey, I'm a catcher.
Hey boys, I'm gonna see y'all later, bro.
Gonna see y'all later.
I'm a catcher then.
Oh my god, I hit 18k bro, W's.
Oh, I'll catch up boys. Hey boys. I'll let you I'll see you later
Hey, I'm gonna catch up boys. I'm gonna catch up boys. I'm gonna see ya. I'm gonna see ya. Bro. Seriously. Hey
I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna see ya boys man when I see ya. I'll see ya
See ya. Maybe I'll see your boys then if I see you then I'll see you
Yeah, okay, I'm probably gonna see about your blizzard. This is all my favorite gifts
Oh careful. Oh
So cute
This is my favorite
Drugs I can't sleep
Up for a sleep
Look at Cardi, dude. Oh shit. I don't know that guy actually
Damn boys. We
Hey boys, we got the fourth of July party coming up in a couple minutes. Oh, yeah, let's are we are we
I don't want to be that guy, but there's definitely a mecca on your play button one. Oh, no
Don't move. Oh my god. He's literally on your fucking move
I didn't mean to do that. Who is that? Oh my god. He's actually good
What do you see it? Oh my god
What he's so well-hidden
What what the fuck there's a back on me. Oh my god, there's a negative on me. Whoa
Oh, wow, whoa, what's the magic chameleon on me?
No one knows that one, no one knows that one.
No, I don't know that one, bro.
Nobody knows that one.
I'm gonna have a voice, love y'all, bro.
Love y'all to death.
All right, I'ma see y'all then.
All right, bro, bye.
All right.
Hey, make you a fucking pardon?
Yeah, this is the literally pig.
Huh, I drew Baymax, but let's see this time, let's see if she's just a little or not.
Okay, I'm done.
Thank you.
Ow!
It's ringing, I can't hear nothing.
You got hurt.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Here you are.
He was in the open-
My freaking onion ear, I wonder if that should flee out.
Me onion!
Come on in and take me to the store and get an onion.
Oh, it smells good!
Me onion.
Wait, how much percent is usually the one that I think?
Sanybany, Sanymihanyanyan, Sanyan, Sanyan.
The shot is smaller.
It's how it equals.
Sanyan, Sanyan, Banyan, Sanyan.
I'm not going to this shadow as he is, but I probably won't if it was literally the other day.
I'm gonna go put a pimple patch on my face take a shower maybe and then
probably get ready for my flight and shit I'm flying out very early tomorrow so
gonna get some rest I want to stream before Mexico one stream before me and
Marlin we're gonna boot up again sorry to those that were looking forward to the
core party sorry to everybody that was invited and then even flew out bro for it
you know I'm saying but we made the best out of today shouts to our yummy for
inviting me to Jake Weber should have Jake Weber a lot of shout outs all
around bro love y'all bro love y'all tomorrow we're gonna be in Mexico I will
be exploring Mexico and then I'll be going to the game like I got my jersey
here's um I haven't watched it but don't need to watch that shit to be honest
y'all um yeah yeah thank y'all man thank y'all thank y'all for watching the
the time?
I land.
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