jasontheween
🔴EPICNESS🔴PARTY LATER?🔴NIGHT STREAM🔴COME HERE🔴I MADE IT INTO STREAMER U LETS GO!!!!!🔴PIMPLE
07-08-2026 · 7h 45m
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Um, and then the next day I am going to Houston and I'll be doing a dream con stream with
Mark with with my fellow state form gamer hood
workers and friends
All right
I'm flying in 7 a.m. And
then the same night I'm flying out to Miami and
Shout out to ask we got invited to the World Cup quarterfinals. I'm pretty sure that's Norway
Versus England we will be watching that game live. I will be live streaming that
I think I'll be in a booth with adapt. Hopefully they do it all the guys
I know Ron is going J.C. Lacey mate on a Lacey actually is a disabled. So Marlin. I'm pretty sure Holland versus
Jude Bellingham
Not a lot better than that. You stay out of the fucking World Cup. I don't know what a roof for man
I don't want a roof for Argentina
You know shattered the messy, but bro. I just don't like to root. I always like to root for the underdogs
You know what I mean France bro like France like I want to underdog team. I want to root for
Someone has died not guaranteed again finals like France bracket roof of France sir
I don't know though, bro. I'm not the of Norway
But I'm not gonna lie, bro. My hop on that Holland high train my hop on that high Holland bandwagon, bro
Maybe get a little week going with like when Max Spain
Lameenia mall is baby goat
Morocco
That is the real underdog. I'll be real, but do I want to root for Morocco? Maybe perhaps perhaps
Me and Hakimi we are boys. He did sign my jersey and shit
Pimple okay, and then anyways. Yeah on the 12th. I'm flying out from Miami
After watching the World Cup
I think I either night
Right after the game or the money up. I'm going to New York for speeds YouTube creator club
Alright, somebody got the lineup for now or not
Anybody got the uh
Anybody got a lineup, bro? I asked my agent to
Play as a winger. I'm trying to be a winger guys. Yes. I'm gonna be a winger, bro
I don't give a fuck man. I'm a egoist. All right, but what I've been catching up
I've been rewatching blue lock tick-tock clips and edits. I'm fucking going in. I'm going crazy
I don't give a fuck. All right, no waterboy shit. No fucking no bench player shit. I'm going to school or I'm an egoist
All right gang got a stress pimple bro. No, I don't have a stress pimple actually pimple update
This shit's going away boys. It's already it's already flattening
but I got I
Think it's from lack of sleep because I've been grinding you know what I mean
I've been I've been grinding this shit so pimples acne starts showing up
No, like the rest of my face though, but I should look like I got a filter on it
You know me because it's so smooth and silky
No, but uh, yeah, and then
Yeah, we got into streamer you hopefully we get the dates on streamer you very soon who am I kidding?
Yeah, we just need the dates anybody know when it's gonna be anybody know did you do your homework?
No, oh shit. I got emailed, but I didn't do the email
Or likes, what is this, Studing Portal or something like that?
Oh yeah, I see it.
Now, did anybody do this on stream chat?
Did anybody do this on stream?
Like, can I do this on stream or no?
No, don't do it?
Okay, never mind, I'll do it off stream.
Bro, you dead, mobbed the fuck out of Marlon.
Please, please, please!
It's just like bro. I'm dead as the guy that just gets on I don't like this shit. It's corny. It's cringe
Mod culture it's all cringe, bro
Let's chop people we got to come together and stop this shit because it's genuinely fucking like it's just annoying
It's just annoying, bro. It's genuinely annoying. I
Am tired of getting bald. I'm sure y'all are too. We got to come together and stop this shit
This moggin culture is fucking corny, is cringe, is full of light skins.
Bro, like, like, we need to stop this shit!
That's it, bro.
I'm making an altar count full of chat people, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna stop.
I'm gonna start the opposite of moggin trend, bro.
All right, we're gonna start moggin to attract the people.
It's time, man.
I'm gonna fuck where she's going.
She's so cringe.
Bouncer segment, yes, okay, today OCS is having a housewarming party, their first party, I'm
sure first of many.
Late night strain means one thing, I'm down.
I already talked to Silky, Silky said he's down, we gotta get out of this together and
shit, I am down.
segment loading okay cut scenes loading all right now what type of party are they
thrown okay like what's the demographic that's pulling up what's going on what
are the vibes what are the vibes they already got security okay I'm gonna walk
in there and I'm gonna make it by myself they have a party fool yo guys and
my Asian is nice I don't even know why I asked y'all like like I shouldn't just
fucking guess that to be honest with y'all um the red if I said you can security
whether I'm gonna be honest I didn't even get a particle link but I'm just gonna
assume well I'm just gonna assume I'm invited right right I mean I'm gonna hold
me we've been homies for a while I don't need an invite to pull I could just pull
look right surely right if I said 90% girls 200 people confirmed okay okay okay
yeah I'll pull up bro maybe I'll make him like make a call a little bit oh I
also went to the doctor okay went to the doctor yesterday day off bro
like I need to restore my lungs or something, bro.
I mean, I've had this cough literally,
like for a month now, two months, a month and a half,
or I don't know what I have.
Went to the doctor, a new doctor,
because I went to the doctor twice already
and they said it was like bronchitis.
And I don't know if bronchitis happens for two months.
They said my asthma came back, bro.
my fucking asthma came back bro how how she told me she told me asthma will
never go away but I I did it has like went away all that smoking L vape
brother no this will happen I got sick right before fighting Asian Jeff and
And then right after that my asthma got activated and I was not smoking. I was locked in. I was eating healthy
I just got sick and it reactivated my asthma. So now after every physical activity or even when I'm laughing I
fucking I
Just I just I cough because I have baby lungs
I'm Asian Jeff punched you in Asian Jeff beat the asthma back into you brother. I had it before I had it
I had it before the fight. I had it before the fight.
I swear to God. So yeah, I have to keep this on me at all times.
I actually bought like another, or Lou's actually picking up my prescription right now.
I got a new and improved inhaler. This one's apparently abolished.
There's a new one that's actually way better and has stavoids in it.
But yeah, for every physical or before physical activities, I got to hit one...
Hit one of those bro so my lungs can open up bro and whenever I'm like I'm the safety man like like
22 teeth carrying an ailer like bro like I just have to hold an inhaler
like I'm a fucking loser my grown-ass man holding an
inhaler in my pocket
like what the fuck
And I ain't I'm like the guy that gets mugged like where do I have going for me genuinely besides fucking push-ups?
Let's fine, bro. You know what? I am just like proof that a person with so much
can have a lot of flaws, bro. And you know what? That's why y'all watch me,
because y'all are f*****g flaws. And I'm the f*****g flaw leader. Let's f*****g do this.
Let's do this. I'm down. I'm down, man. I don't mind.
Disrespecting the asthma a community. What do you talk about? There's an asthma community?
Anyways, bro, you love putting yourself down. Um, I've always been the underdog and I always will be the underdog
You know what that's what I accepted and that's it's fine to me. It's fine
Fungus Lungs? Anyways, Consegment? Yeah, I'm down, bro. I'm down again in the con, bro.
Any mail for today? Obviously, we will be going to OSTS party, the homecoming party
today to see what the cutscenes will get with Silky, so we got content for today. But yeah,
yeah Asian party you know I'm actually really sad OSES only what only you got in just trimmer you
I'm actually really excited but I'm sad that OSES only son's only you made it in I'm happy for you
be obviously bro but you know what I mean Markey can still make it in everybody else stand the fuck
home, bro. Staying home. Massive mail. Confirmed, torn, ACL and bucket handle meniscus tear.
ACL is fully torn and my meniscus is torn somehow completely flipped upside down which is why I'm
in so much pain. Knee reconstruction surgery required. You don't develop that much bleeding
and swelling inside your knee without a legit injury. And yeah, I know it's chronic. You talk
multiple doctors I would agree there's a lot scar tissue in and around over here
but your ACL is torn. So the ACL and chair crucial bro
oh like desktop brightness too low I think it's the video. Damn bro that's tough
I'm not I'm guessing this is the doctor explaining everything. Dude this is
fucked man yeah it's about time he gets that surgery he needs it bro did I
just see him on a fucking segue no it's just woesh the fuck is woesh doing
bro it's kind of always just running around in there on a segue outside all
Ron's fault by the way what no it's not any more mail everybody pray for Lacey
hopefully he still makes it to streamer you we got we need all the boys you
know all the boys there peep this immediately mail from Thailand
Well, Tyler got me up for me, let's see.
I did see this.
I did see this.
RIP.
I actually did look up to Connor Murphy, this guy.
I mean, I never talked about him,
but I used to watch his videos, and that's
what got me in shape in the first place.
Not to make it bad myself, bro.
I don't know why I did that, but my point
is he inspired many people, including myself,
to get in shape.
Obviously, y'all inspired me, too,
because y'all taught me chocolate and ugly,
in fact and all those things but um yeah they're RIP Conner Murphy RIP RIP
okay
I'm just showing I'm not even gonna watch that but it's just showing someone at their lows that's
RIP
Anymore, ma'am?
Anymore, ma'am?
Lock your door, Jason.
I know, Sukey.
Wait, what?
That's what he means!
He actually wants me to talk to him and he actually wants me to sneak into his dorm room and generally rub his cheek and whisper in his ear, sweet lullabies as he-
Rub his cheek and whisper in his ear, sweet lullabies as he sleeps-
What do you mean?!
Yes!
Fries?
Oh, I love fries!
I want fries, curly fries, I want curly fries!
Mota, Mota likes-
Okay.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Is giving obsession it is giving the freaky nicky
Past the ball, bro. Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, I hear here y'all here, bro
Take this shit dude. Take it take it take this shit, bro. What the fuck did I just watch genuinely? Okay?
This is like bruh. This is odd. This is odd
What do you mean you're the sneaky to my dorm room and pet me?
this is your leggy legacy she's cliff armor I mean we've seen her again
accepted she poured hella milk on herself and she was talking like an
anime character
Be grateful what the fuck fixed desktop coloring is it is it fucks?
El John yeah, bro. No, what fine it's gonna be first going maybe
It's a little gray. Yeah, why is my shit gray?
What?
Resident Evil piece?
What?
Oh, green screen settings, maybe?
Yo, it's a quick question, why is my desktop like a little gray?
Gray?
Yeah, like the stream, like it's gray.
This guy's pulling up in a fucking, like, okay, like bro, like get off the fucking
segue do it doesn't turn off why is it like great like this is great it looks
like a debt like it looks like a screen share for a resident evil food oh I
I already did that, both my desktop, like it's my display capture. It looks like a screen
share for Resident Evil food. It looks like a screen share for Resident Evil food. Like
And it kinda looks like a screen share for Resident Evil food.
Cause it's grey.
Is it still grey?
It's still grey, huh?
Is it still grey?
It kinda does look like Resident Evil.
like yeah it's still gray like why is it still like HDR oh yeah but your mom
is giving like resident evil stream like if I do this is this look the same
that looks great still to what the fuck like I just don't understand why it
looks like resident evil food
Is this better or not?
I think so.
Are we still resident evil food?
Yeah, fixed.
Fixed?
Yeah.
Nice, bro.
Basically, I said that it looks like resident evil food because it's like right out.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Don't fucking fall, bro
Massive mail, any more mail from me guys?
Son.
NPC Miles Morales lashes out on Kaisen Afro not accepting him in his stringer university.
A thousand people watching me but ain't nobody dropping a sub and showing love.
10,000 subs every night. How'd you get one million subs? Come on, bro. I'm fun to quit
Bro, I'm God. This is why I
Don't talk to y'all in this community, bro. That's why I don't fuck with this community, bro
That's why I don't fuck with y'all niggas, bro. Y'all y'all y'all can get ass
35,000 niggas watch me, bro, but not too many little switch, bro
1,000 niggas watching me, but ain't nobody dropping a star ain't nobody fucking showing love, bro
Y'all niggas steady be talking in my stream talking about them. Why don't you express yourself?
Why don't you talk about real-
Bro, Mars Morella's mad as shit.
Duh.
Didn't he get a core from Kai?
Shit, bro, talk about this, talk about that.
And when I talk about this, bro,
y'all, y'all, y'all be trolling.
Y'all dead-ass be trolling me, bro, all the fucking time, bro.
Bro, what's wrong with my community game?
For white.
And Kai, nigga, you know these fun and troll words, bro.
You know these fun and-
Oh, you even made it into streaming, you?
This nigga ain't makin' it in the clover, boy.
And he ain't makin' it in the stream, you.
Damn, you ain't livin' in the mansion, bro.
Bro, ungrateful.
Ungrateful.
Listen.
A thousand people?
No, that's 1% of Twitch.
Like, that's 1% of, like, top Twitch shows.
A thousand people?
You can live off that shit.
Like, this is very ungrateful, man.
Very, very...
It's giving me ungrateful.
What happened?
I don't fuck, these niggas don't fuck with you.
Get down, damn, bro!
Fuck, man!
10,000 subs every night,
but I don't get to a million fucking subs,
but come on, bro!
How much more shit do you want?
How much more, bro?
He got you a car?
He got you a damn nearer platform?
1K average people, bro.
You can live off that.
How much do you want?
Is he trolling?
It's trolling.
I don't I can't tell you more or this is I can't tell
Bro if I don't get in the fucking stream you got
Bro if I if I don't get in the fucking stream you game
Bro I'm gonna I'm gonna break in that bitch or something
You put a let me in the bro you put a give you
You put a give me a chance to be me bro
You put a you put a get to know the real fucking me nigga
How did it shit bro?
I don't think this is trolls bro
I think he's trying to play it off as a troll
But his true feelings are
I'm fun to quit and I helped you get a million subs. Come on, bro. I can't get an invite to streamer you
Miles Morales, I heard there's a community college sure you might be time to apply there
Yeah, I've been in the red she she speed emmeroo Senna Marlin Max and me I
I mean bro, like I said I've been in the red this month. Okay shit
Yeah, bro me and Darren we about to be locked in in the game. We're gonna bro me Darren emigrant of Brittany Marlin and Max
We better be locked in
Better Lee locked the fucking
starting July 31st. Yes, we do watch parties
um yeah Prince to you are you fucking that ass my bad all right Prince yes
friends W fucking stay for me
yo they all look at the camera over there
I'm on the library for all of us that are talking together and stop
wait they don't God is elaciated oh my god bro you're blocked holy
Fucking shit. Oh my god, they're blocked
Kapole they were 10 gifted
God bless all the guys. Oh, yeah Jason. Oh, yeah
This gotta be Jason B money somebody
There's gotta be some one of the God, bro God to be birth
What's going on in the collage bro?
There's gotta be one of the guys bro.
Yo does he eat it like bro?
Is there like no shrimp out here?
Yo you like, well still keep watching with no fucking kite, kite.
That's love though bro, that's really my boyfriend.
Yo it's Monday bro.
Yo, it's Monday, bro.
Wait, wait, oh my god!
Dude, imagine, imagine I'm jumping up and down because I hear Kung Fu Panda playing
in my ears.
Kai puts his fingers on a name tag, rips it in as a radiation boy.
Yo, that would have been, that would have been, I would have been, like that would
would have been insane, insane!
Or Nina Lynn?
Are you gonna be in this?
I'm here today with Joe Bart, Taiwan,
Haiti beat Selbit, Seedog, Leah, Marlith, Liana.
I just have one question.
Can you beat this man in the race?
Ludwig?
Ooh.
Being a poblem.
He's a busker.
Ludwig's never beat me in a million years.
Oh no, yeah, I could beat that man in the race.
He'd probably pull a hamstring.
guy is maybe 5 7 what's gonna be big
I'm sorry
I want it, I want it, I want it
Yes, I want it
I'm like
Get on her cup, have an ass
I'm gonna get a load of Sundar
I love your dick, I'm
I dust him, he's slow
F**k
F**k
Do I got nothing on me?
Am I even allowed to compete in the same category with him?
If I'm not allowed to compete in the same category with him
I can beat him, I need the cloth
Maybe he could beat me at a race
That's why I had a piece of s**t, it sucks
F**k, what is this?
How do we come up with these?
Blow with music
Prove it
Hold on bro August 1st August 2nd nah bro yeah
hold on yeah hold on bro yeah let me give him a call bro cuz I think I think
forgot to send my text out a matter of fact bro
I'm live too bro. I was just waiting on I was just uh
scrolling Twitter and I saw your uh state farm games worldwide
announcements we and I was like I'm down I'm down to represent Vietnam
Jason, it's not going to be a Vietnam team.
Stay for a minute, I'm at a string of games.
Well...
Jason, are you Vietnamese?
Yes, I'm Vietnamese.
Like, do you have a permanent residency in Vietnam? Do you have a passport in Vietnam?
Yeah.
No, you don't, bro. You have an American passport, that's it. Where were you born?
I was born in America, but I'm I'm a code since it because both my parents are from
I've never been to Vietnam, but
Okay, okay, okay, what do I gotta do for a invite? Wait, wait, am I invited like how are you gonna do it this year?
I'll be honest, you're not invited right now.
However, and this is a leak, I can tell you this.
I'm a professor at Streamer University.
I'm not going to your fucking class.
Well, that's a shame for you.
Unless I'm picking my five best students and I'm inviting them to streamer games.
The five students who perform the best, I will choose to be a team at Schumer Games.
Are you serious?
Maybe you should get to class.
What are you going to be teaching?
My class is called How to Get Lucky.
What?
You're going to...
I'm going to get another face in one second.
I
Up Ron
I know you've been waiting to fucking text me. Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking the head?
No, no, no, no, let me see what you play for. Oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, really?
Oh, really? That's how you feel is this now bro cuz you switched off on me bro cuz I used to be hunking at you
It is whole chances fucking army like what is this?
Run here's the deal run I
You go streamer you know
They didn't get a go, but you're going. Yeah, I'm gonna leave this to you. I haven't told anyone this
I'm inviting five students from streamer you
Great pupils to be apart
I'm just kidding. I don't but I'm there bro trust
I'm going to leave you to say you did pretty well doing good in the world
You're from Texas.
I'm not international.
I'm not Indian.
Thanks, guys.
Yo, so what do I need to do to get invited, bro?
All I need to do is show up to class on time, be a great student, and impress me.
Hey, what up, Jason?
Yo, Ludwig.
Just wondering, let's say, hypothetically, I don't do too good in your class.
You know what I mean?
You don't do too well in my class.
Sorry, yeah, well, sorry, wrong use of grammar there.
You know what I mean?
I feel like...
Give me one second, I'm just getting another call.
I feel like...
Give me one second, I'm just getting another call.
Yo, what's up, man?
Quick question, man.
How did one get invited into two of your streamer games
for real about like...
Yo, lad bruh, seeing your tweet about streamer games,
you know, last year it was pretty awesome.
We almost won with love and as invite bruh.
Another invite, any team, honestly,
I feel like I'd be a very valuable player.
I mean, the teams right now are based around
like different countries and TV USA is full, no?
So it's like, I don't know where I'm gonna put you.
I mean, I'm, you know what I mean?
Look at me, look at me bruh.
Oh my gosh, I'm getting a call,
you wouldn't believe it once I get.
Oh my gosh, I'm getting a call you wouldn't believe it once I get
Hey, bro stable Ronaldo love talking to you. What's up?
Oh, let's just fuck all that bullshit Jason team China Ron team India fucking make shit fucking pop. Let's do it man
What do you say? What would you tell why would you be team Indian?
Bro, just fucking let's go crazy man. Let's make streamer games fucking number one, man
I'll take us to the top. You're American Ron. Oh fuck a view count make every view count, bro
really stealing that shit, huh?
Bro, fuck a view count, bro.
Let's make every view count.
No, he's really stealing that shit.
He's dead-ass, he's dead-ass stealing that shit.
Make every sub count!
What is this?
Okay, okay.
Ron?
Make the adjacent on the team, bro.
Special Olympics, bro, come on.
That's a good PR.
I don't think it's good PR. I don't think you guys have any disabilities that would allow you to be part of a...
You guys are losing me. I'll just say Ron said you should be part of a special Olympics team.
I mean bro, anything that anything works.
What do you mean anything works?
I just found out my asthma came back so maybe I can. Maybe I can. Maybe I'm eligible.
I don't know if asthma is an eligible reason.
Um, done the Jason win. Go to extremorgame.com.
No.
Hey.
Were you guys embarrassed saying it as I was listening to it?
No.
That was fluent Vietnamese.
Let me be, let me be, let me be a team of Asia or some shit.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Do I look American to you?
Yes.
America is a diverse group.
No, you know.
So if you didn't know who I was and you looked at me, would you think I'm American?
Yes.
by your boss in haircut it's obvious what the fuck
that's the fuck I know understand English but I'm excited I'm gonna hang up
now man T-Tess just says
Well, it's it's good for me that people are excited to join streamer games, but that is true
Okay, I wasn't gonna announce it yet. I was gonna announce it at streamer you but I am inviting a team
That's actually smart from the dreamer University very smart. Let me get marketer games
My five best students and it will just be based off of who I perceived to be doing the best
Will be invited to participate
because I want to you know I want to give a reward to to people who take my
class seriously brother Ron Jason why are you guys having omelette are you
guys are like let me join I'll do anything I will pretend I have a
disability just show up to class oh my god so you want me to fuck you give my
I stream a sleep, a sleepathon.
Show up to Ludwig's class.
I just guaranteed right, if you're a good student.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, let me put my fucking stream to bed, bro.
Go to Ludwig's class, good shit, yeah, yeah.
They can't read?
You don't need to read to be a streamer.
Anyway, I appreciate your enthusiasm
to be a part of Streamer Games 2026.
It's gonna be an awesome adventure
and I will consider your applications
and we will be announcing the teams next week.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
The thing is, I haven't announced it yet,
but Team USA is full.
They couldn't be a part of Team USA.
That is a no-go.
Streamer, you next week?
Oh, no, probably just the team categories,
like the captains maybe,
but the players are not selected yet.
right
The fool they are
What do teams get announced they should be announced next week
Like they should be like all teams or no
What do you mean to you I look first off
I want women on a team and I think core has a policy of no women so already we were off to a basket
Bro lose core based around
you know groups of creators based around nationalities countries locales with
the exception of course of streamer you which I just did because I thought it
would be a honestly a whatever bro any more male Jack any more male
I actually don't know if you'd be able to do it. Should we do it? Should we give you an update?
Son! Son!
So I'm sorry.
So this is not male.
So basically, guys-
So this is not male.
Like it's actually gone and it's so sad.
If you think I worked out for like two years.
Are you dead ass, bruh?
Are you dead ass, bruh?
Don't ever leave me some shit ever
Dude
Darren no
Darren no
No Darren
Darren bro
bro how many world cup teams are left like I gotta I gotta figure out who I want to support
bro like because US out there's no heart for me in the world cup anymore like you know
me France Morocco Spain Belgium fuck I'm not supporting Belgium bro not supporting
buzzer. Switzerland I'm good bro. Actually Switzerland is Argentina. Switzerland is
not winning that bro. I'm gonna keep it real bro. Egypt should have won. Egypt should have won.
I must support England bro. I am half Londonese. I might go England here boys. I might go England
Michael England here!
GGs!
I kind of want either England or Norway to win.
England or Norway.
England or Norway.
But both of those teams are going head to head and one of those teams going home.
And that's actually the game.
This is Miami.
But both of those teams are going head to head and one of those teams going home and that's actually the game is in Miami
Yep, this is the game. I'm going to wait. Is it gonna be fucking cinema, bro
Thank God. This is the quarterfinal games. I was going to not a lot
This is like low key the one I want to see the most
All right, whoever wins this team I'm gonna support and I want to win
They want them to win the whole thing actual male
It's also a professor!
Bro, is there an age limit to this shit?
Wow!
Nah, bro, actually, don't f-
W fucking- W-A-W or T sisters, man.
Thank you for laughing at my joke.
That means the world to me. Honestly.
That's actually great fucking male.
Like genuinely. Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
not male not male this is not male any more male any more male let's see new
mods thank you for a reminder I was one I was wanting to unmod my unactive
mods yes I added a fleet of new mods off-stream doing research because my
mods decide to not fucking clock in they decide to work they are not work I
mean yes yes matter of fact I will be doing a mod purge very fucking soon
my very very very very very soon where's the Danish promotion so you modern
people that are head mod for other streamers you're tough yeah bro let me
go fucking pick a random in my chat and mod them yes bro yes I modded people in
other people's chats that are good at modding because my fucking chat I don't
I don't know what am I supposed to pick a random person?
God damn it, I did a mod application, mod of Gabe,
and all he does is do fucking Jack all, bro.
Well, Gabe, do your fucking job, maybe.
Male?
I don't even know who Derek King is, but suck my dick!
I don't care!
Anybody that don't fuck with Jerry,
I don't fuck with Joe!
And I'm sanctioned in New York,
I'm sanctioned in the fuck...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why they saying GG?
Is Derek affiliated?
Bro, he's 30, bro, you're good.
Who the fuck is this?
Stop, Santee!
What?
Oh my God, put him in a boxing match.
Put him in a ring.
I did see him choke out of oblivion, uh
You're very scary as shit
I got y'all
Nas Kimmerman for cat
Archey Kimmerman for bunny
Why did you come up for our OZAMI?
Santi Kermit for your OF Girls best friend.
OF Girls best friend.
Not a horrible shout at all, y'all.
I'm gonna be honest.
This is fucking...this is...this is good.
This is great.
This is smart.
She has a name.
Uh
I shot I shot I shot. All right. This is mad. This is bad for anyone
Noz camera for cat doable
Arky became a for Bonnie very much doable. Why did you came in for alzami?
I don't know if this is doable. So I take care man for I shut very much doable more
Very much doable actual male
Justin Bieber the co-headline first ever FIFA World Cup final half-time show of Madonna
I should cure in BTS. What if like Justin Bieber got to do with World Cup though?
It isn't fire, but like
World Cup is more like
Waka waka eee, eee, you know what I mean?
Canada
It's JB though, it is JB. I did go JB concert and when he played Beauty and the Bee
I was jumping on the down, but I'm trying to hear like I'm trying to I'm trying to see I show speed on that bitch
I'm trying here
Not
You know dig eating
Now now
the boy there yep hey bro good for the boot good for haska
this is good bro I generally thought they were beefing me and you know I know I know
y'all don't give a fuck bro because this is an unemployed news and shit but you know
I thought they were really beefing, but glad to see the boozers back, you know, when I told Hasco to leave all his day ones, I didn't actually mean leave all your day ones, so this is great.
This is amazing.
You jealous? I'm a grown ass man, and you talking about I am not jealous, bro.
I don't give a f... like... Bro, are you dead ass?
This is the collab we all been waiting for!
We have all been meeting this!
Is that what you want me to say read the one under
Me and him and then rod and rod would sit in the back and just go oh
Shit yo and then Jason in the corner. Do you believe in aliens? Yo, you're like really philosophical, right?
You yeah, it'd be all the corn balls
Aging me the whole time
I mean, bro, that's a genuine question.
Like, do you believe in alien?
Because I watched Joe's philosophy video,
bro, and I actually don't appreciate you making fun of me.
And I'm one of your fans, Joe.
And I watch your videos late at night and learn.
I'd appreciate it if you respected me a little bit.
I'm being surprised by everything.
Every time I get a call, Jason said, do you believe in aliens?
We've had this conversation about nine times now, Jason.
About nine times.
You starting to make me.
But that alien talk is so intriguing to me,
I wanna talk about it nine more times with you, Joe,
because you're a smart individual,
and I feed off energy,
and you have smart, intelligent energy,
and I wanna be like you, Joe.
You think you're an alien at this point, brother?
Why do you keep asking me?
I
Have an army we have a hook
Damn now how that hype is real bro, I never expected to win against what hop on the train
Let's be honest and say that so
Again, I mean I thought it was not possible to do some things, but I guess I'm wrong
Bruh.
But London, London my second home though chat.
London my second home.
I kind of want to support England but England knocked out Mexico and my one in Mexico and so I might root for Norway.
I guess it is.
I just wanted to hear the ultimate male. It's here
Okay, okay peep gap boy
What are you even, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
Kai, what are you even saying, bro?
Wait, did she say that?
She said it!
Oh, out of here.
What are you even, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
She didn't.
What are you saying?
I did see people still be racist to speed though
Can't lie, bro, she hate he hates messy
that's not racism it's not justifiable bro yeah message going to the final I'm
not gonna lie bro the script is already written the script is already written
Meal, meal, meal, meal, meal as much meal as possible, boys.
Don't fuck. Am I tripping or is this me?
Bro. Just me?
Damn, I got to lock in because this dead ass could be me.
Bro, this is Joseph Shin. I know him, bro. I've seen him on my TikTok 4U page and flexing the shit.
That's you want juice juice?
I'll never get on juice man.
Never bro.
Why are y'all sp-
Why are y'all spamming that?
Why are y'all spamming that?
I like this! No fuck with this!
This is hard!
I like this! No I like this!
I like this! I like this!
I like this! I like this!
When did Santi and his girl collab bro?
I like this!
No no no no no no it's just like
I don't know
No, don't call yourself that don't call yourself that what what the
That shit is genuinely like, what the fuck? I don't even know what to say to that. It's like, scary.
Pass the ball, bro. Take my fucking controller. Take it. I'm good, bro. That shit's scary.
Massive mail.
Oh
Sucker punched
Damn
Oh
That's why you put all I'm gonna be
What am I I'm already gonna pre-review. Yeah, there I am, bro
Wait, hold on bro scrap the whole edit bro. Did I just see you sir
Home they prefer 50
I'm actually interested to see how this streaming university with all the line up is looking
like how people are going to interact and share.
I for one, I want to be class president chat.
I got to be class.
I want to be class president.
Why are y'all spamming the cat looking sideways, bro?
I want to be class president.
I want to be a class president like God forbid like I want to be a class president class clown better
I bet I bet let's start now I bet let's start now reasons why I should be a class president
One, it was medic, you know what I mean bro.
So all the small streamers that are coming to streamer you,
I will make sure you will feel at home
because I know everybody is trying to be the main character.
You know what I mean?
Everybody at streamer you is gonna be overstimulating.
You know, it's gonna be a lot of jumping in front of the
camera, making it about themselves.
But me personally, bro, you know what I mean?
I am charismatic, bro.
It doesn't matter if you're small, big, medium-sized streamer.
I will always show love, interact,
and make sure you feel included.
Facts, all right?
So, here's my...
All right.
Um, another reason why I should be the class president, um, um, um, I'm very charitable.
You know what I mean?
Charitable.
I always give back, especially to those that need it.
You know what I mean?
I've done multiple charities and shit.
Um, I try my best to, to, you know, the first thing I did when I got a big check was give
back to my family. Last sub-a-thon, no need for $100,000 to cancer research. You
know what I mean? Gave $80,000 to all babies, you know. Maybe, maybe just maybe.
I'll give back to the small streamers and get PCs, you know? If I become class
president. Matter of fact, that's what I need to do. I need to deliver and this
This campaign will start with writing.
I will give every small streamer at StreamerU, PCs, if I win, and if I'm class president.
Yep, yep, yep.
False promises.
Minus 100k.
I will give every small streamer at StreamerU.
PC's PC setups PC setups
Including PC. I'm not gonna I'm gonna have to have a terms of conditions in the in the small
I'm not tell everybody to read a small print and it's gonna be like oh
For PC setups, it's gonna be like I'll give you a mouse and a keyboard
But the PC does not come with a PC setup some shit like that, but you know, I'm just gonna keep making this
Another reason why I should be the class president
is
Come here I I
I
Offer nothing, you know, I gotta start fucking over delivering. I'm gonna be honest because that's what
That's what people do right they over deliver and don't actually deliver bro. I'm gonna just start lying on my show
reasons why I should be matter of fact
Overpromise yes, that's the fucking word. I
Will do collab streams with everyone that votes for me
Give rates oh my yes, bro. Yes. Yes
Yes. Yes. Yes. I will, I will make sure everyone feels, we'll make sure everyone at streamer
After you, fuse? Cool. I'm sure the last streamer you, a lot of smaller streamers, they were
scared to get out of their dorms because of the overstimulation of loud, obnoxious, bigger
streamers. If I become class president, I will make sure everyone at streamer you fuse,
and doesn't feel overstimulated and feels like they can grow without jumping in front of cameras and
you know feel included. Oh! Extend recess time and lunchtime. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
yes bro yes yes ex make the curfew make the curfew 12 a.m.
Yes! Yes!
Okay!
28 years old talking about recess. I'm 22. First of all, second of all, it's streamer view. It's not actually like a...
better like a... it's not like a real college.
I will make sure the lunch is real food instead of lunch food.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Yes.
Wait.
Real food.
So, lunch food is real food instead of resident evil food.
I don't know if I can do this.
Class president, I can do this. I can run this campaign.
Okay, I can run this campaign.
Yes, I'll pay for the food. I don't care. I'll pay for the food.
Streamer, you mailed?
My fellow students.
Yesterday, the streamer came to my city.
Do this should say 1.7 million?
Foster was announced.
And in less than 24 hours, I'm officially
the first candidate to announce my campaign for class
president of Streamer University.
Why?
Because leaders don't wait.
No, wait.
This should do that.
Bro, she got like, like, candid shots
everything they lead I believe in three simple things make always I see a
mecha chameleon on a yo crystal doesn't make a chameleon to the right of you
game good content chasing the bag and staying messy messy people always ask
crystal do you really know she's looking right at it bro yo crystal open your
FUCKING EYES
I don't know how to handle people
absolutely
your ex doesn't miss you and he doesn't post you to draft
girl think of something new bitch
you're the fucking shit that I left inside of the toilet
and I didn't flush it because
my parents I didn't want to wake them up in the middle of the night
bitch you are worthless
little halftime
y'all could do that
y'all know I had a long day
See strong and clear communication and zero hesitation under my administration
Wingstop for breakfast deodorant and gift baggies on campus. No skinny. Are you providing?
Jeans and all clips need to be confronted. So this year, please make the right decision
Crystal cuz a robot's got around the school
Not your line, bro. Shit
Fuck bro
She did us almost convinced me, bro
But I, I'm competing with her. No skinny jeans. Wait, wait, wait. No skinny jeans. Let's ask, bro.
No skinny jeans. You can wear whatever you want.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. No, this is good. I gotta see other people apply for class president.
It make a better, make a better campaign. Yeah, you can wear whatever the fuck you want. I sure
You all right and no dress code none of that shit. All right you I believe
That at streamer you
You should be able to put whatever clothes you want to pull your bag because you are yourself in clothes and fashion
Makes you who you are if you want to wear skinny jeans wear fucking skinny jeans if you want to wear
But take top and shorts
Where that shit if you if you want to wear a tuxedo wear that shit if you want to wear nothing don't wear anything at all
You don't need to mine
My
Here we go here we go. This is great. Is great anybody else
Yes, I seen this bro future break it. Yes, I saw the signs were there the signs were there
Make a tick tock dunderhead
Make a time. I bet I'm gonna do this it off for him. I'll make a tip top off screen make you sit off screen
Pair to your video not bad matter of fact. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this shit. I'm lucky. I'm gonna look at it later
Make it up soon
Shake off lot make it good though. It's gonna come
Link you're ready bro. No lights good, bro
I think he's really funny, but if I was with him in person, I'd probably kill myself.
hahahaha
huh
is that what I mean?
that wasn't about me bro
wasn't about me
I don't know about him
I think that's why I bad memory bro
I suppressed the bad memories
net spend
this is not mail bro
Net spends nothing like you samples anyways, where was I?
Reasons why I should be class president. I'm charismatic
Big or small let's be friends. Okay. I want to be friends with every single and develop a relationship with every single
Streamer small or big extremer you
Charitable, you know, I mean, yo, oh my god. I'm gonna streamer you but I don't have a PC setup. I don't have I don't have this
I don't have I don't have an Android. I don't even have a TVU. Okay bet here. Why am I here?
Oh, I'll let you rent one. Matter of fact, I see you grinding. I see you're hungry. Here's a TVU. I
Will give every small streamer at streamer you PC setups. Yes
Yes, I would do collapses with everyone that votes for me if you want
You know, I mean, this is just an offer you you could do a collapse with me if you vote for me
I think that I need to the proof in the pudding
I'll also give raise if you vote for me.
I will make sure everyone I streamer you feels equal.
It feels included because I know that it can be a very scary
seeing all these loud streamers
trying to make it by themselves.
All right, I will make sure you don't feel like that.
I'll make sure you feel included.
Extend recess time and lunch time.
All right, listen, one thing about streaming you
that made last year's streamer you so good
was fun. Alright? Having fun. And what equals fun? Reassist time and lunchtime. I will also
make sure that lunch is real. Food. Such as Chick-fil-A. And now, pizza. We will have
pizza parties every single day. Epic food. Instead of resident evil food. Oh, Michelle
Obama food. Ew. I don't want to fucking care it. Get that shit away from me. Ew. I don't
I don't want lettuce, I don't want celery, I, ew, ew, bro.
No, pizza parties every single day.
Also, last but not least, you can wear whatever you want.
All right, be yourself.
Your clothes is yourself.
Put on a swimwear outfit.
Preferably, you know what I mean?
Rep the school you're going to.
But if you wanna wear clothes
because you're a fashion streamer.
Why would I block that?
You know what I mean?
Put on a vivette, put on a tank top,
put on nothing, be yourself.
Boom.
We got this, we got this.
We dead ass got this.
We got this.
I can win, I can win.
But how does this work though?
Is it like a voting process for class president?
How does this work?
No say you're no say students vote. Yeah, I was soon the students vote like when is voting start?
are like
No, hey, it's just like a nigga if I'm not happy you can't be happy
Oh fuck is you talking about niggas have a love life same shit. I mean, bro max always been like this. Yeah
I'm not gonna say very sweet, but you know, yeah, happy for Haskell, bro, and Burp God, you know, they, yeah, whatever.
I don't look like this.
I don't look like this. I don't like this.
like this and and this is AI like this is this is just stop bro not me in four
years probably never ever get that fat word ugly or anything there's a sniper
pointing at your chin dude oh yeah I get it I have a fucking pimple much and
It's not that big anymore
Link me your own edit again bro deadass link me on edit again. All right, unless it's a Balagan Saturday, I don't want to watch
All right, we ran out of mail that ass do we run out of mail new mail, okay?
Let it be some bullshit
Core and x-phase in the back of the classrooms
It's pretty epic bro, I'm gonna be honest though. I watched the blood like
Worst we got ever seen I don't know I don't really understand this one because I only watched a thousand blood year
Yes, I will be bouncing, bro, last thing let me call, hey shit, is there a trailer?
Should I watch this?
We are back and mistakes are higher than ever, are you ready for this?
Stay on this now!
Six of the biggest content creators in the world, face off.
Bit of a old word, that's right, I don't even know what you're fucking talking about.
In the game, brother.
In the world, shit!
I feel like a lot of people are praying on my day.
Last place
Bro Darren get off me bro Darren stop wrestling me Darren
It's really anybody's game. It's anybody's game
I don't think you can say that word
New mail
No way!
Well, come from wire, why did it...
I don't know, I don't know, I keep that attention, but I just...
Yeah, well, come from wire, you dead ass, bro.
Breaking mail.
I'm not a zen anymore.
I took my wife's name.
It's fishy-go-
I should probably call Yugi or anyone any of us yes and ask about this party
because I'm not even invited I'm gonna be honest with you you are I'm are you
Are you sure are you sure? I'm invited
What is the party start though in like is it a pool party
Asked them
I don't know.
Who shall I call here?
Let me talk about prescription.
They're saying the prescription is on hold because it's not covered or something.
Doctor needs to call the insurance to get it re-prescribed.
But my inhaler bro, I'm gonna die oh my god, Aldo just texting me I'm in town
Link soon link you soon brother for how long
Bro, I got a really well Aldo bro. He's honey as shit
We call sons you
I
Third Aldo ex-Hastel is he's a lean bread I could actually be a fucking movie. I'm actually I'm actually done
Here we go.
I did have to blink down. Am I calling? Sounds like...
That was not even that bad.
It's literally deflated.
What's the ton?
Yo, it's good, bro.
Yo, baby, bro. How you doing?
I heard y'all were throwing a party today man. I didn't get an invite though. I was wondering like am I gonna get an invite?
No, it's cuz you don't need an invite. You can pull out whatever that ass
Of course bro. I thought the party's supposed to be started by now
No, right if I just lied on the party floor because if you put five then that means people aren't gonna get there till nine
So what time is that actual party?
Um, it was supposed to be 5 p.m.
It's 6 p.m. Yeah, but that's how parties work and then and then and then um, I mean and then
And then it doesn't get lit until 11 12
I mean bro. Wow, and then people start making out are one and two
I mean and three fours when people start fucking
And then five and six you don't want to know about five and six that ass so when is that actually like when should I pull up?
no, um
Don't know why you just pull up when he is lit or you can come hang with us
Yeah, I know I was on the boat there's
Each time I the girl that made it in this river you and I you
Like row really gonna do it such a little bow like that
Fucking Switzerland of all teams and Vietnam has never been in the World Cup ever
You have to rep USA when you're Asian
American to
Bro, your president Trump made a boss call and Bollinger's had a 5.2 rating. Bollinger
on the fucking fraud. Fucking Trump's strongest warrior.
Why are you so mad bro? I know it's been a bad week for you but don't project it on
me asshole. Yeah you're right bro, it has been a really
bad week. Listen bro, I say we make the best out of it
and tonight we make tonight a movie bro. Bro are you down to drink bro? I'm doing
the 25 shot challenge
no but I'm gonna pull up I'm gonna pull up make sure shit's like good me and
Wu gonna pull up bro if that's okay hmm of course bro you've got make sure
Derek King don't get it I think I have beef with him now or something for real
yeah I just said I was on Wu's side and then they said that I'm gonna die well
Well, you know, she happens man, you are a streamer, you got to be controversial, so, it's great.
Yeah, there's...
What time do you think you're gonna pull up?
Oh, probably...
You're not waiting to get the lift?
Probably when I run out of content, to be honest with you.
Oh, shit, what segment are we on right now?
It's nearly every segment, bro. I already did a call segment for today, so I might pull up every segment, bro.
Have you done a list segment yet?
No, that's your thing, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Really?
Yeah, matter of fact, where's the person to your left?
I don't want to bother her.
Your other your other left dude.
You think I should? I don't want to bother her. She's eating by herself.
Yeah.
Oh, the person in front of you.
Oh, shit.
I don't know you. I don't know.
Okay, we'll be home in like 30. I bet. All right, perfect for a season. It's what I'm hoping, bro. My god, bro.
like bro where my mods at man where my mods at this is gonna this is gonna turn into a
I don't see Ws, that ass is being a...
North Korean is bitch.
Let me uh it's time to do a mod purge room
That's what I needed to do
Alright here we go. Let's turn this bitch into a fucking
Dictatorship man. Let's let's see. Let's see who does not deserve mod
CC for printers new mod
No, it's 64 printers. Say aye if you're here
new mod doesn't want to clock in bruh
Abe Joestar now when the fuck
im gonna be honest bro Abe this guy you know
long time viewer but um I don't think he fucking mods bro
like any of my mods mod like how many mod actions
actions does he do no bro
Goodbye
Adapt bro like what does he even do?
She came to keep a debt mod bro. Are you dumb? What you mean am I dumb?
deny
Tonight, what do you do? I'm just kidding
The nice actually good mod bro, but he retired so now he and he left it up to fucking
What is this? Oh?
Oh, these are my mod actions from Aegis! W fuckin' Aegis!
Hmm, yeah, yeah, am I dumb? Let me look, well...
Abe... Joe Stardt...
375 total actions. Okay, you know what, bro? You can keep your chain.
You know what, 300? Okay. Alright, bro.
Aka Outlaw. Okay, Ross Mod, Outlaw...
28 actions. I mean, he's watching Russian Monday. I don't know. I don't even know why I'm on
number 8KX Gengar. Gengar. Not even on this goddamn list, bro. Shout out to Gengar, bro,
see you never angle fucking beats angle beats is a hero thank you
Ayo, Tan, Cebatan Oiler, not on the list, bro, not on the list, but I'm not gonna keep
them on, bro, because it gave me a lot of money.
Yes, this shit's paid, bro, and yes, this shit is North Korea, Blash 3K.
600 mod actions, valid.
Brie low he oh this is my tick-tock editor. I'm gonna do that. Brian hold on me chat 1b
what the f***ing bot bros is it real? chat 1b I don't ever to to you know
Clipsey uh Clipsey. Clipsey. ah 200 million dollars you're washed Clipsey's
He's washed, bro. Yo, J-Rod, they're gonna 15 get thee.
Clip these fucking wasps, no, dude.
He's washed!
He used to be a better mod.
I'll keep him there, I'll keep you, bro.
I'll keep you from there.
Danish?
Like, what does he even do?
Like, genuinely, like, like, what does he even do?
Like, what do I, like, what do you even do, bro?
Like, what do you even do?
Like you're not a single mod action.
You got several nods, though, I'm modding more than you.
You're a chatter, bro.
Danish, oh, wait, he's there?
Oh, you got a one in your name, not an I.
Oh, you're lucky, bro.
You're lucky, but I'm not gonna lie.
You're fucking lower than Ocean Baby, XX.
Dode, the fuck are you doing?
Spuzzy one of my top mods if I ever see this shit again, are you or God?
Defo game one of my newer mods. Let's actually see if he does something great
That a
Respect deny keep denied Dylan EP one of my old great mods, bro
but oh shit he's still in his bitch still in his bitch feel sunny man kai senats mod
hi me bro hi hi me bro
seven mod actions
see you never bro
frosts
Goodbye.
Gingy!
I'm beyond as bro, Gingy.
I've been needing to unmod this fucker for the longest, dude.
Wait, so this isn't even recent actions? I don't know, I don't know.
Last 188 days.
Ain't this actions from the sub-a-thon? No, this is last 188 days.
Gigi, good fucking bye, buddy.
You don't do shit.
You don't do shit, man.
You don't do shit.
Gigi, you are gone.
My Filipino friend, I'll give you VIP, though, bro.
I'll actually give you an artist badge, because I have
no more VIPs.
Good fucking bye.
Gek!
Great, great.
Yeah, I'll keep you.
Gianna Ra, new mod, new mod, new mod.
Let's see how she does.
Gershies, Gershies.
I think he now works for Yugi.
Good fucking bye.
Happy pro XD.
Old time oiler.
Goodbye.
Actually, he gave me a lot of money, so I'm gonna keep it.
Pin, mod action sheet was January 1st.
I think that also counts for shared mod.
egus bro you have been promoted to lead mod
you have been promoted to lead fucking mod
holy fucking shit
welcome bro holy shit
like that that that that's like
i've never felt like this in my chat i've never seen a mod this active
a mod that pins as much as you a mod that's gonna link me a fucking pace i don't
even know this link
All right, but I trust you because of you are now a lead mod.
Deny, no, no, no, deny.
I got you, deny, you deserve it.
I'm not gonna deny you deserve it.
All right, I'll be a mod.
Yeah, next, Jay condones new mod, J.K. Ra.
This is Silky's mod, I'm gonna keep him here.
Jetfire new mod, Joey.
You will stay, you will stay.
Johnny, you will stay, you will stay, you will stay.
Picking up the Jordans.
No, Jordans.
Very fucking, check text real quick.
Oh my God, what the fuck is $500 for an inhaler?
Like bro, what is health insurance?
Like what is genuinely the fucking point?
What the fuck?
Oh anyways, this should better cure my asthma.
Do you want a breather or not?
Yeah, let me just spend 500 bucks.
I like that.
Quan?
Cool, cool.
Can't make a good buy, bro.
I mean, he don't need me a lot of money though, right?
I don't know.
Come on, good boy.
King Jabez?
What does he even do, bro?
Like, what does he even do?
King Jabez, what do you do?
Ten mod actions!
You can have artist bastard cuz you're OG.
They had workin' and shit.
King Jabez, I see you in my chat bro.
I'll give you VIP.
Here, Lien.
Corey!
Girl mod 27 mod actions, you know, Cory, I'll love you to death kid, but
Give you others best
They see what does he do me a brick Tony
You know that you know
I mean I had to I had to I mean she probably like a lawyer and shit now I
don't know what I don't know what the fuck she be doing now I'm weird bro this
is mods not friends this is not a friends list this is a mods list NOS
Um, Ocean, I mean she's pretty high up in the list, Okin, okay, well I'm gonna give
him an Okin mom because he runs just in the news.
Park bench, Park bench, Park bench, dead ass, what does he even do?
Why does he have editor?
Goodbye.
Blackboy Max, reverse herb, what does he even do?
What does he even do?
Goodbye.
Ciggy GG, what does he even do?
It's my editor, I'm gonna keep building Ciggy as my shit.
I'm gonna keep Ciggy as my shit.
Wait, so if it's past one to 88 days, doesn't that mean these guys only do like two actions
a day?
Dude I deadass just run, I deadass just stream every day with no laws. It's pretty crazy.
Alright quick to talk about it.
I'm not gonna lie this is a genuine slot bro and that is also a fucking block. Good fucking
Um, 60, keep it 60, obviously, um, Numar, Numar, Slake, what does he even do?
This is Vincey, my cousin.
So I'm gonna keep him speedy.
Thank you, speedy, for doing your job.
Size.
What does he even do?
What does he even do?
This is one of my day ones, I'm not gonna lie.
This is five years ago.
This is Isaiah, gonna keep him just for good vibes.
Tarsai, who the fuck is Tarsai?
I don't even know who that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tuba Jizzle, gotta keep Tuba Jizzle.
Trader Pal, I'm gonna keep Trader Pal.
Two-Fo, two-Fo new mod, Niko.
Niko used to be a very good mod.
43 mod actions, good fucking buy, Niko.
Love you to death, but no longer a mod.
Windhurst, Windhurst, you do your job.
Wink those things. I don't even remember that name at all 14 month actions. Good fucking bye
Mojito. What does he even do? Just kidding. Uh, ya colt
Ya colt. What does he even do?
George truly kevo
What does he even do
He's an editor my shit. Are you the hash wait? Who's this 14 days ago? Which is fairly new
This is fairly new.
Anybody know who this is?
New mod.
For 14 days and not a single fucking mod action at all.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Fuck outta here, man.
Alright, cleared out my mods.
He's a quick intermission to make you feel better
No, what about Kylie Jenner and what about spider-man?
V.I.P's real good chat!
Like, huh, bro?
Also sharing a doctor's visit update.
Asthma's back.
Pretty cool.
AI, the fucking.
All right, let's get my VIPs, bro.
VIP everybody, everybody cool.
Beko, I'm not gonna lie, I haven't seen Beko typing
a very long time.
Blue Vapor, I'm not gonna lie, three years ago
I was gonna do type in a very long time.
You know, it's just how it is, bro.
It's just how it is.
It's gonna run through these.
Just gonna run through these.
Chinzo, gotta keep it real with you, bro.
After the sepathan, I deadass, I've been seeing Chinzo,
but he's also 35, so honestly, don't mind him not being VIP.
I'm not shitting, but shout out to Chinzo.
He helped me a lot in the sepathan, he's a go.
Chris, gonna keep Chris.
Chris upstairs, gonna keep him.
Sina, I mean, almost, yeah.
Cup noodles, yeah, I'll keep him.
Um, um, say, I don't think I don't see the same type in my chat at your PAM three years
ago.
Haven't seen the type in a very long time though.
We can keep it, can we keep it real with you?
Can I keep it real with you, bro?
Extrlusive protocol.
I just don't see him typing in my chat, bro.
You know, people got jobs and shit now, you know what I mean?
Fattie four years ago, four year VIP here.
Sorry.
Don't see I just don't see him man. Just don't see him
J rod thank you for that big tank goomba kill yourself
Peace floof, Pandy
I mean, I'm just gonna spare some people to be honest with you
It's gonna spare some people Leo David five
It's gonna spare some people
I
Keon outdoors
Oh my god, it's King Leo
Lays okay medley
Matumba
Mama J got to keep him on about glass face. Just gonna yeah, I mean penguin, bro
I'm a senior match. I'll keep it for Bob's bro. Um, bronze.
Proud. Kenpachi. I've been seeing Kenpachi a very long time.
Sorry. Daniel, thank you for the 10 gifted Kenpachi.
Um
Saki
Silky Sinatra
Yeah
So where are my laws bro?
Not at all.
Yo, like my laws wanna like put in like a job with like one of my clock in or like what's
going on?
Yo, J-ROB with a big 20.
Let's get a quick update on OCS party.
Why is there no one in their house?
bro updates on when people are coming VIP VIP J-Rod all J-Rod
five more get in and I got you a VIP vote I'm a slut you can buy me
people are coming yo J people coming at like people coming in like 10 minutes
Pull up and hang out with us, bro
Five states
J-Rod
Yo, Patrick
We there
Bro like
What do you mean 10 12 what you talking about four you talking about in four hours your name
Are you say you talking about in four hours?
Say anybody else in the chat hungry. I'm hungry
See my fucking bouncer friend is live classic
Wait, is my super inhaler coming?
He's going live soon, G. He's laying on laser.
I have a fucking super inhaler that costs 500 bucks.
So this is literally my chill G wait what I didn't take it as a press but now that the
chat's gassing it, Saige brought you to come here so I can slam you because you're not
going to talk to me like that.
I'm just kidding bro I wouldn't have asked you're like bro Saige bro I wouldn't I would
never you know I would never right right.
I would never, bro. I would never.
There's a mountain on your chin.
Alright, for streamer you, though.
Guys, what should be my role? If I don't get class president, who should I? Like, what's my role? You know how as school there's a job, there's the athlete, there's the smart kid, there's the clown, class clown, like, I feel like I could be like, or it was like the goody two shoes kid.
I feel like I could definitely be the jock
Like the school bully. Yo, damn. They were five
Well, I could be alive. Oh, I can definitely see myself being a school bully picking on the smaller streamers
Laughing at him spitting on them. Don't speak boys at them in class
And you know shove them into lockers and be like, oh small streamer. Haha
You know giving the swerves and shit or I could be the class
Um, you know the goody two shoes, you know when a when a homework
I'm the kid that reminds everybody that reminds a teacher that homework to do or it can be
The athlete because I know I heard his basketball trials and trust me
I'm there and if there's an A team and a B team
I'm gonna be on the 18
Band kid could bring my guitar so I bring my guitar honestly, I won't bring my guitar
I'm gonna bring my guitar.
I'm gonna bring my guitar, bro.
Honestly, it's been a minute
since I picked up the guitar.
Imagine.
I could be like the...
I could be like the...
that one like studio everybody's like all the girls are like oh my god he's so high oh he
knows how to play the guitar like oh the school crush the high school crush
everybody's crush
You don't know, babe, when you hold me, you kiss me slowly, I fucked it up, bro.
Why are y'all doing the jinxie takeoff as a headset?
But imagine though, bro, like, bro, some shit going on, too much stimulation outside of
the dorms late at night.
I'd be like, yo, guys, if y'all want to chill, have a good time, and get to know each other,
come to my dorm.
And then I'd bring them my dorm and I'd just serenade them.
Oh, hey, you don't know when you hold me, kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing, and
Don't change if I had it my way
All right, so who's getting on my
So who's getting on my body? So who's gonna get on my day?
So who who's gonna get on my day?
Huh 60 don't tell me that was you bro
You don't do your fucking job. You average two month actions a day and I stream every single day for 10 hours.
Like genuinely you type in my chat and do absolutely nothing.
Ron's calling me. Hold up. How big is Pluto compared to the moon? It's smaller than the moon.
This is not news I already reacted to this.
Yeah, bro, because this would definitely be a loud I'm not gonna lie, bro, I'm not
a bring-a-lot, this is making shit happen, fuck it, I'm down, honestly, honestly, I'm
down let's make a fucking fight club is this illegal body shots only because this
would definitely generate some eyes for sure
My bro, mugging is cringe, yeah, my buddy, yeah buddy bro, yeah, you're fucking blocked.
Like, you're blocked, bro.
Like genuinely, bro.
You edit light skins for a living, kill yourself.
I
Bro I get it I shrunk it's okay
In game yeah in game sorry
I'm just tired being the guy that gets mugs
What the fuck
what is pokemane gonna teach and I'm ending the link segment bro I'm not
watching shit but that's some legal shit that's that's some legal shit
I'm gonna sit on this guy been fence brown to be honest with you yep mods
Let's take him out.
Go change your clothes.
Yo, John.
Johnny.
Hey!
So he's on the phone with his dad.
You home?
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead and finish that call
You bro sure bro, you're good bro. It's your father. Yes, dude
We're good, bro, you're good trust you're good
There's a snappy
I'm Michael Jackson.
Fresh mail?
Like Browdy reacted to this man.
Which one do you make a letter and a battery from a smoke detector?
Listen, a smoke?
US is out, so your American dream is over.
Next time, call it football, not soccer, okay?
Next time, call it football, not soccer.
Okay?
Portugal, almost, but almost is Matilda.
Almost, but almost is Matilda.
Mexico, enjoy your tacos. Amigos, adios.
Enjoy your tacos? Nah, bro, he's yours.
A lot of times, he's like, wow, holy shit.
Amigos, adios.
Terminator, it's over. Now you can drink set beers.
Now you can drink...
Holy shit.
Wow.
Mail?
Bro, this tweet, I woke up to a text from NICE
because of this tweet, he sent me this tweet
and the nigga declared I'm not OSCS,
he said I'm a scumbag, he said I'm a piece of shit,
he said, niggas and OSCS are never gonna reach
their hand out to you again.
What the fuck nigga, baby, dammit!
All right, why the nigga, why are you hanging on the,
nigga, why are you hanging on the NATO?
Because she made it and I said baby, so I got in trouble
Well, noz is really hungry. He would ask cat
to camera
My debut world cup
It hurts to wait four years to compete at the highest level our sport has to offer
I want to say sorry to our fans. It was not good enough when it mattered the most and we let you down
Soccer and American will only become bigger to believe the talent the passion is continually growing
And I know the best days are in front of us if it belongs to those who never stop believing this moment will fuel us
We will be back. Why not us for the nation for the flag?
be
It was a good legs, he's not actually seen.
He's not gonna unfollow me bro, but I'm not gonna unfollow me bro, I'm not gonna unfollow
me.
I'm being honest bro, the game, we didn't lose because of Aligarh, we lost because
is our goal to be as fucking incompetent based on the clips I've seen because I
didn't watch the game because I was busy watching streamer you but
I mean other fucking football editor deadass I'm deadass
I'll see you later.
See you later.
See you later.
I added my mods already waiting right now to fill this prescription they were able to
reduced the price down to three hundred and three dollars. Three hundred and three dollars
for a inhaler so that I can breathe. Three hundred and three dollars. What is America?
What is America?
Like, Jenly.
Jenlyda!
I have insurance, bro.
Like, why do I pay for insurance?
Every month.
Everything costs money still.
I'm gonna go.
Ah, it's good.
All right, go see something.
See what?
Oh my god, maybe now you can reach out bro!
Oh my god bro!
Bro!
Oh my god bro!
I did not buy you that!
Well, dude, I'm a busy car.
But isn't that a nice bit?
So now that we're getting this out of this shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
And this thing, what do you recommend?
Well, yeah, bro.
Only it's like one year.
Good shit, bro.
Good shit, bro.
You ready?
I'm ready, bro.
All right.
I'm getting Gregg bro are you that ass?
Because, man Lou did not tell me that I was getting out, that person was having a, I'm
getting Gregg man.
I'm getting Gregg, am I, are you Gregg and me?
Are you Gregg and me?
Me and Lou.
Both of y'all.
Hell no.
And it's, it's, it's for work bro.
Okay.
Okay.
So, did you ask Lou?
Ask Lou.
Yes.
I'm getting Greg got it as though
You gave her your car
Yes, doesn't mean fucking swipe it on everything
But I don't care about it. It's really like a five dollar like your brother. He's really better someone
Yeah, farming your own staff. Yes, bro, I have no fucking contract.
Alright, bro, let me go to this party, man.
Guapo is good, man. Congratulations on Shurma U. You deserve it, man. You deserve it.
Let's get some gift is going bro.
Also man congrats on uh you and uh salvation.
Alright bro, let's go. Let's go.
Alright man, let's go for today.
Alright, alright bro, I need to stop by the kitchen because I'm hungry. I need like a snack or some shit.
Some... I need my stomach going.
I
Just nothing edible my genuine to slap bro, what are we testing that I see y'all
We're doing three to one testing now
Oh, he's trying to re-tack-tack, tack-tack.
Yo, Suki!
We out.
Out where?
Why do you have a brown shirt?
Because it's like, more sexy.
You're a waltz, I thought?
You're a m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m!
We didn't learn, bro.
Exactly, yeah.
We didn't learn.
We got to go like...
We got to go like...
Who are you guys deciding to see?
Like over there?
Haskell?
Yeah.
I can't wait to see Haskell.
Like new people?
What do you mean by new?
Oh, like new people?
She-Corp.
What are you talking about?
You're free! That's not new!
Core?
I mean, yeah, it is new.
You saw it in this year.
No, like a new streamer.
Like, up on the ones.
This is all right!
You're a larger than a screen, man.
I'm not recording my headshots.
Yeah, if I get it from, uh, Nick, yeah.
Oh, you got the info.
I'll put it on the game.
Get the shit out of your hand, bro.
You just started getting it on the game.
Sorry.
Look at you, bro.
Oh
I'm still in the high before you know
See you are editor fucking what one day
You did your shit today, and you took four fucking hours to get one week at a shot
I was working and you took a lot of tricks out of it
So what do you want to do shots that's got with the same thing?
You didn't do a basketball. I didn't I did ping-pong and a pool
I did oh wow
People we need to come together
I said that'd be a leak we delete the video
Yo, yo, Silky, what's up, I'm tired.
Make me shut that other door.
Holy fucking.
Wow, I mean, but they painted it the same color, I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't look that bad, it's just like, there's just like a theme right here.
It doesn't look that bad, honestly.
Yo, Silky, what are we gonna wear?
Huh?
Oh.
Oh, hey, isn't this the one you can fucking pick?
What?
What?
That has a lot of room.
Oh, bro, bro, ah.
Oh, you need room to roll.
All right, bro, you know what?
I don't know if I'm not waiting to put on that outfit.
I'm gonna put on that outfit
and I'm gonna tell Siki this is the attire.
better fucking wear this shit or not going to be matching bouncer I'm not
putting a suit on it's gonna be hot as shit
I just want to cut quick cut scenes because I have no content I'm about to get it I'm
How about I go to the party?
Okay.
Oh shit.
Am I...
No or no?
Fucking shit, you ass dog.
Shit.
What's with the bobs?
I had some shit.
Yeah, I've heard the news, bro.
I mean, I was there when you were watching the video.
Yeah, you were sitting there when I first got the video.
Yeah.
How did your MCL go upside down?
I don't know.
I'm kidding.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I think it was probably because I was using my knee so much
with a 20 CL for a year.
That is just fully turned upside down.
So when's the surgery going?
August 4.
Yeah, it was already scheduled.
Yeah.
You wanted to do it on Tuesday.
But you, because you said you were with you,
I had to be there.
You know, I was just fanatics.
I did so much shit.
So, you could go off flights.
I don't even know.
I genuinely don't even know.
I think, could I get rid of my wheelchair on flights?
Yo, Dizzy, you got to buy a gift at my Johnson, bro.
Oh, thank you, Brad.
Thank you.
I got you.
I think, yeah, I think you could bring a wheelchair on flights.
I think I actually have priority at the airport.
Because you're a wheelchair?
Yeah, they take you on a golf cart to the airport.
Oh, yeah, they do.
I mean, oh, shit.
That's just unbelievable.
But I want to be honest, if you can't go, all of us are going.
I already made a boss call.
If you can't go to Schroederview or anywhere,
we're not going, right?
Could we go be home and take care of you, bro?
So you're telling me if I get a surgery on August 4th,
and then you get an email from Dean Sanat saying,
yo, Schreemer University is August 6th.
You're not going to Schreemer University
or stay here and take care of you.
Bro, let me look at my chat for a little bit more quick.
Bro, I'm going to stay home.
I'm going to stay home, and I'm going to do the caretaker
streams.
Now, one of the main reasons I'm here at Darla
Coco we can come together and we can get us a carry much has been begging for
wheelchairs not a caretaker series gonna start it's gonna start probably August
6th maybe
but yeah I just want to go in and you're like a little party yeah come on no I'm
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna have a rough day.
Wait, why?
Oh, because of the news?
Yeah, I don't know.
If not, I'm gonna be out for nine months.
Fuck, I got like a career in shit.
At least we're gonna go to Surinu.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully I can go.
You can go, you can go.
If it's in a time frame of days
where it's like in the week after surgery,
I'm gonna have to not go.
Well, Shirley, I don't think it'll be in August because that's when school starts.
So it's got to be this month, I'm done.
And I can do them all scheduled this month, so.
I fucking hope, I hope because, oh that would suck, that would actually suck.
Me being at home alone right after surgery and all you guys are on stream or you having
a time of your lives, like that shit would actually, honestly, probably kill myself.
I'm so serious.
No, I'm serious. You've come back to me hanging from the fucking front door.
You're not funny.
I'll be serious. No, because you would not can use that because I got fresh out of surgery
and I'm sitting here crippled up, not being able to move, and all my friends are at
streamer university where I was supposed to be having fun.
And I'm just here by myself.
That's not where to die.
You have so much more food to eat, so much more streams to stream, so much more content
to make.
You know, I'm sure you missed out on a week, but what about your the rest of your life?
If you don't go, then so be it.
You can watch us.
You could go watch streams.
Bro, remember when we used to green stream, high stream, when juice came in hard?
You can do that with streamer, no!
Yeah, I mean, nah, nah, nah.
Why?
Because.
It's still funny.
I'm gonna just say it right now,
if I get surgery and he puts the streamer you dates
on the same dates as my surgery,
if I can't go, nobody's going.
How does that?
I don't know, I figured out.
What the fuck are you gonna do?
I don't know, I figured it out.
Okay, so nobody's going.
All right, bro.
Sounds like it.
Nobody's going if I can't go.
All right, Will, I'll see you soon.
I don't know how they want me to do I actually I don't know you should ask
and get people's input because I generally don't know what you would do
I don't know maybe catch up football and a wheelchair
that might be a three-ball bang or at least you can't shoot a football wheelchair
I do it with one hand if I want to, alright.
Yo, boys!
What's up, dude?
Who the fuck added a grill on the balcony?
New feature of Lacey, man.
This is Conf, though.
This is what you've been doing, Lacey?
What?
You added grill on your balcony!
Bro, because you wonder why I had to do it on the balcony.
Why?
Because you guys always have fucking grill outs downstairs, having fun, throwing shit on the grill, having fun without me.
So I thought I'd bring the grill to myself and put a grill on my balcony.
We're a burger, you can just ask.
No, it's not about having a burger.
It's the experience of making a burger with your friends.
So now I can have them grill my country.
Are you grilled shit?
No, no, no.
You know, you know, you know.
OK, yeah.
You see.
You see.
Are you serious?
What?
That's fire!
I know!
Oh, that's what you did there.
No, I didn't do that perfectly.
Yeah, no pun intended.
Damn, bro.
I can get a week.
No.
Please.
Brother.
Six.
Six.
One, two, three, four.
Brother.
Laser.
It was me lasing laser, bro.
In me, I'm in it, because I'm on the way, really, guys.
You did, by the way.
That's why I was wondering, whoever bought them could get one.
Let's get Elmance.
Whoever bought them, whoever bought them gets a wing, right?
That's serious.
You'll be Elmance, bro?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, he fell.
Oh, he fell?
Yeah, he never died.
Yo, it's a new core member.
Oh, come on.
We got a Kree hunt, and we're going to greet them.
Oh, oh, oh, what the fuck?
Cookdown is getting in, bro.
I'm not.
OK, you can get a wing if you go down,
And there's more in the fridge.
Bro, six more.
I can come cook them a season on yourself.
No.
There's another six in the fridge, though.
Who's eating two?
Me?
Why do you mean you're not eating two?
Go for a fat joke?
No.
Go for a fat joker?
No.
You're trying to do it?
You are.
You're a little chunky, but.
Here, come on, man.
And then we answer the OSES part.
We've been doing this for like 20 minutes already.
They're like cooking it.
They're cooking slow.
You don't take a minute, bro.
This girl's again that hot
John's in your face
Why is my door open?
All right, bro, so...
Oh, earlier they were saying all black in chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kept that in mind.
Thank you.
All right, bro.
Thank you, bro.
All right, man.
Hmm.
What should I wear?
Like, should I go shorts?
Or should I go pants?
Sim segment.
Let me just take this out.
Sweats?
Shorts?
What was a pool party?
Maybe put swim trunks underneath?
Swim trunks underneath?
Well then I could party a little bit under.
Ooh, I'm getting excited.
I like to swim, boys.
There's not only swim trunks here.
All right.
Wait, is there pool?
Is there pool work?
Cause I remember the last time, wait, let me see.
There's a car here.
I'm like why am I getting you going there?
I'll call you if you bruh.
Yo!
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
I know, it's the house woman. Yo, bro, I'm there, man. When does it start?
That's just dude, it started two hours ago, niggas is late again, but all right.
Like, not a single person showed up and y'all say 5 p.m.?
No, no, no, because nobody come to a party at 5 p.m.
But usually the rule is, bro, like, you put an hour before it and people show up an hour later.
Listen, it's a Wednesday, or is it a Tuesday? It's a, it's a Wednesday.
Y'all did the blast text of the address and everything?
No, no, not yet. We haven't done the blast text.
Bro! Put the blast text!
No, cuz they we changed the day we changed the day or not the day the time change the time
No, true
We changed the time and it's uh, it's uh, it starts at nine. Uh
Why so late? Uh, because it's a party not a fucking, you know, man
Oh
Bro, you know, man
Bro, so it's not a pool party?
Yeah, it's a pool party but we have a light.
Pool party at night, bruh!
Hell yeah, so if we get in there naked, we don't gotta worry about it, you know what I mean?
Alright, bro, fuck you.
Alright.
So come on, bro, but I better see you in here.
I better see you in here.
Bro, I'm like, bro, yeah, for sure.
Hey, what you doing there?
What you doing there?
No, I'm looking for a bouncing outfit.
I'm trying to figure out what to wear.
Yeah, he's gonna do it though.
He's gonna do it.
My hands are all black on him, bro.
Go black on him, bro.
I'm gonna put my shirt up like this.
This is like a face phone call.
I mean, it is a face phone call.
It's like we dating and shit.
It's kind of cute.
Yeah, like, okay, yeah.
So, black tea, then?
I'm talking about a license.
You said what?
Black tea?
Yes, bro.
Black tea and all.
Black tea?
Black tea.
And then what?
Black.
black tea and then and then what else
sweat pants or pants you know what I mean
sweat pants
yeah either sweat pants or like jeez jeez
sweat pants or jeans
I
Because I have miles that don't do anything
Colony
Yeah, yo, it's good man. It's good, bro
Just was calling cuz I was wondering when a party starts. I heard this research with the nine
Lucky I'm down, but but wait, but I kind of want it to be a pool party. It's cuz it's not a pool party
I bet I bet so what should I wear cuz I cuz I wanted to bounce so what should I wear
To bounce
Okay, all right
I
Wish I wear under these chat
Maybe with other chrome jeans for the one time pull up in a song
Good one, bro, um
Black I'm not wearing anything expensive bro. You look bloated
Purple sweats over bro have to match with silky so I would have to wear something that silky
has.
Silky does have sweat pants bro we could just go black but if we go double black it would
look way better bro.
Let's see I do have black sweat pants so let me just let me just let me just let me
Hey! Bless you.
Cook on black on black.
Black on black. Maybe some black.
Oh, these are just the words here.
Black on black.
Thank you for the blessings.
Oh, black swords.
To be honest with you, I definitely need another shippin' black shirt.
This was not, this is not time enough.
No, no, no.
Sorry, I was looking for a way to change it.
I was organizing my shit, you know, I just flipped the other and it's like, at least
got away from my heart, but it was bad.
Okay, I just...
Okay.
Okay.
Another way to get a better black team going.
Tank not gonna lie.
Love handles.
I think this is it, this is my fit bro, and then I'll uh, for a little uh, height boost,
There's these whole black hats over here.
It's bullshit.
Yeah, about this bullshit.
It's got bullshit, bro.
I'll just wear this, I don't know.
I'm ready to secure shit boys.
And maybe some sunglasses too.
Yeah, I'm not the only one that's saying you're child with a hat, no hat.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, that's something different.
Is it?
Ah!
Stop!
Name an age!
Oh yeah, this is it.
There we go.
Fuck yeah!
Yup.
Yup.
No one's fucking with me now.
Like, nobody's fucking with me.
This is it, this is my fit.
Any objections, chat?
Pants over in the sand.
Not big enough, bro.
There we go.
Loki wanna get the Balenciaga.
Low key low key gotta get the Balencian get the guy to get the logo Sean
Yeah, gotta get the logo Sean. Fuck fuck that
Gotta get the logo
This is hard, bro
Yo, Lacey!
Lacey?
I just wanna show you some...
in my room.
What you can't say that is?
This is not your room, though.
What the fuck, Lacey?
I don't know.
You're not here in this room?
Oh, this is that room.
Yo!
I'm ready to secure you.
You got this.
I'm ready to secure you.
I'm ready to secure shit. What do you think?
All okay.
I'll take it.
That's a good security fit.
Other boys?
Is that Valencia on the booth?
Keep my shit in there now.
Told ya.
I told ya.
I told ya.
I told ya.
Here.
Look.
Oh, God.
What the fuck are you wearing son?
Chopped ass boots.
Wear fucking boots.
I don't think someone like wants to ask you that.
Um, of course you do.
I don't think someone's just like, you're like shipping bro, they're tipping over.
I'm not tipping bro.
I'm not tipping.
I'm not tipping.
I'm a fucking holder.
Nice.
I'm actually stopping you to the park and fucking hate you.
Hey!
What do you think you're fucking doing?
Huh?
I don't want a good party either.
Yeah, what now?
What's that?
That looks like some speed.
What's that right here?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you're gonna see us in police in a little while, buddy.
Damn, Royer.
What's that on this?
Wait, what's the map that pumps up the agrees?
What is it, Google Maps?
Yeah.
No, Apple Maps.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, that is hard, bro.
Yeah, maybe I should review that it is.
I was sitting on the right or is it a siren button right here?
I'm a siren bro.
I can't lie.
She get an iPad with like the Stephen Hawking buttons and you like you like nothing so
cool.
But like, good bro.
Who should be the Stephen Hawking on this iPad?
That we are.
They see me rolling.
This is tough bro.
How much did I cost?
Only a thousand.
Only a thousand?
Wow.
I see bro.
What you want to do with your iPad?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, is she my bad, bro?
Not everyone is my bad.
If you run, Derek!
I said hold me one day.
You're so out of touch.
Is anyone in?
Alright guys, you did.
I said you did, bro.
It's on your towel.
No, I didn't mean that.
I'm on the line, it's hard, bro.
This is hard.
So, the Balenci?
You ever seen another security guy with Balenci on?
I've never seen that.
Hey, keep trying to come along, bro.
I got an A to y'all.
I have to go.
Excuse me, don't mean to interrupt.
That's okay, bro. You look...
I'm not sure.
Is that right?
It's the boots. They're Balenci.
It's the boots. It's Balenci.
He wants it to look clean!
You wash or she?
I don't.
No, we didn't.
Bro, look at your front.
He's going to clean it tomorrow.
Holy fuck.
Oh shit, core member!
What do we got?
How you doing, sir?
Welcome to the courthouse.
For Brian?
For Drew?
For Drew.
Actually, dog poo in a bag of lays.
Hamburger buns, tomato pickles and lettuce.
Let me put it up.
Drew.
If you don't leave in the next 30 seconds, you might see another form of work.
Oh did I?
Yeah.
Sounds like it might stay then.
Yeah.
Actually, I'm out bro.
We out.
Take the chips.
Oh, how's the welcoming, uh, just...
Suki bro Suki is not going on from next to your house any lot to shit
What the fuck
What are you doing in my maybach?
Bro take my bag in my glasses
It's impossible to get me. Plus that mug you said is cringe. Yeah
I should that has cringe, bro. You see you see how much that it boosted your ego. You need to be humble, bro
Matter of fact
I'll try and maybe take my... party...
Take them off, yeah I'll take them off.
Oh fuck.
Oh my...
No fucking cool member, hold on!
What is that?
It's my core member.
Oh, it's her core member?
Wait, what?
I don't know.
It's two?
I don't think so.
Hey, I need your core member.
For Roddy Nets?
For Roddy Nets?
Yes.
For Roddy Nets.
For Roddy Nets?
Yes.
Wow, welcome to the courthouse, sir.
I'm coming right now, but Jason the Wien is recording every single thing.
How about Jason the Wien, bro?
Yo, bro, for the party tonight?
I wanted to kill myself two weeks ago. Let me in.
Jason the Wien? He's going to want me in his apartment.
He won't want me to play with his little cheeks.
I'm going to go into his apartment, I'm going to sneak in and play with his little cheeks.
I'm scared of that girl now.
Little bit, bro.
All right, bro.
All right, man.
All right, man.
All right, man.
All right.
Hey, where'd you go to my gym?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hey!
Hey!
He's standing behind the car.
Maybe he's a brother.
Hey, I'm just kidding.
This dude, he's standing behind my...
He's sashing your tires, bro.
Move my fucking shoe to drive.
Oh, you're gonna bang on my Maybach? Huh? Huh?
Are you fucking serious?
This I eat with this.
Ewww!
Look at this fucker, bro!
Oh my god, bro!
MOVE!
MOVE!
We'll just get out my way before I run over.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Man, we're out, bro.
And those chips are mine. You did the housewarming party. I'm in gift.
W Security.
What was the real security bro?
I'm going to get a little bite of this.
Oh my god, when you try to plug your phone or put the outlet in the, but it's next to
your bed and in the crevice and you can't get it, so you gotta finger it.
Got it.
Oh, it's the S.S. House.
Oh, it's the S.P. House.
Yugi, Yugi, 2x, boom, Gentry, boom, boom, 20 minutes drive, not bad, shouts at all.
Better than Gentry, bro.
Gentry is like 40 minutes from here.
Honestly, they moved closer.
A little fuel for the road.
Just toss it in the back see the double chin coming in
I'm actually not coming in.
I feel like I look pretty good right now.
I'm putting some tunes on for the road.
Maybe, maybe, maybe stop making sure Emily and Jason.
Alright, I'm gonna go full stop and put the song on guys.
Let's start on any song requests.
I'm down to put on
Put on some people do be some chill vibes some nighttime vibes for the guys
Oh, maybe some Drake and drive maybe nah people do be fine, too. All right 20-minute drive everybody put their seatbelts on
Wow, what a great month ahead of us. Yeah, so much content so many friends to me so many people to me
So many World Cup games to go to
life is a blessing
No. Sure I get bogged every single fucking day. Sure I get the black bars over my face, bro.
Honestly, that might be what I'm known for.
Oh shit!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, can I get that inhaler?
Oh, hold on. I got you. Just drive up to me. Thank you, Lil. This is how much? 300 bucks?
300 bucks to breathe is that crazy? Is that fucking crazy?
All right, tell me about it later. Thank you Lou
Take two plus by mouth every six hours as needed for a coffee for one week
This is a super inhaler bro. I had an old inhaler, but apparently this is like a fucking super inhaler
Air Supra
For a floral inhalation, this shit might change my life, I'm not even trolling
This shit made out of fucking titanium
God damn
in it how many puffs two puffs by mouth every six hours see if this makes this
opens up my lungs look can definitely feel my my lungs if I shake it I just
saved her life right there bro
I'm not sure what that is.
Is that a buzz?
Shhh.
I feel great bro, that actually helped me a lot.
i can instantly feel a difference
that's bad though bro, my asthma is really bad
that's so sad bro
like how am i nerfed?
i gotta get this, i gotta keep this inhaler with me everywhere
that's so sad
my body is physically incapable of
breathing on its own again
So what happens when you fight at NMS Boxing again, you're going to take some vape, or are you going to stand between them?
That was not vape, bro. That was that friendship. I don't vape.
Yeah, but what, never vape. That's just bad for you. And it's slight, bro. It seems someone vape too.
But in this boxing, I mean hopefully by then it'll go away, but I don't know, bro, like
I just can't do any physical activity, like I have a very important football match coming
up very soon and I want to be able to score goals, but I won't be able to score goals if
I can't fucking breathe.
Especially if I'm a winger, I have to be able to breathe.
Imagine Marlon passing me the ball
and I'm unable to score because I can't breathe.
Like, I'm just, I'm just nerfed.
I need to be able to finish.
I'm not gonna score the single ass as well my whole life I've been doubted my whole fucking life
I've always been the underdog, I probably will be the underdog, but after every move,
I broke it, it doesn't matter.
Sure I missed the penalty, sure.
Bro, I didn't even play that bad this time in charity match.
Hot take, very scorching take.
Jason and we did not play bad at the charity match, and my foot mop score would have been
way better if I didn't miss the penalty.
SGG saved my penalty kick. That's it. That's it
Everything else though
Like it's fine. I
Played good defense. I had good passes. I had I pretty sure I had zero turnovers
Every time I touched the ball it would it was fine. It was great. It's just that fucking penalty fucked everything up for me
like
I
I can score on the 12th the YouTube creator cup by the way that I think I
Have to only stream on YouTube, but I can't stream on Twitch
So it's my first ever YouTube spark
Gonna bottle this around on YouTube still gonna be very cool
So yeah
Never shoo my YouTube bro
Can't multi-stream I'm just gonna go on YouTube
is anybody gonna be watching my POV on YouTube chat type one in chat of you are
type 2 if I should kill myself
and everyone's saying too that shit's just not nice
I should feel way better, bro.
That should actually do.
That's great to hear.
Maybe there's a little window down because of the sun setting.
I don't like the sun.
I don't like the sun.
I'm a vampire.
So when I go to this party and no one shows up for two hours,
what do I do?
I feel like I went a little bit too early. Maybe I should have just did the link clicking segment a bit longer
Morning on the road fuck it bro. I'm with the guys just gonna have a good time, bro. Oh, I've yet to eat. I'm fucking starving
What do y'all think Jack? I mean part right now. I'm gonna look at Jack
What do you think? I'm gonna say of course
James
Yeah, I'm I'm on my healthy shit. I don't eat canes
Yeah, the dress family came
This is a thing bro. I bet top of them. I don't like
Donald I want like homemade food like oh, yes, that cooked me something
Oh, they got that that chicken in the fridge. Remember
Yeah, you eat that shit call
Call call Yugi to it call Yugi
Calling you G
I got you I got you with a little something but I was wondering if you could cook me some
shit up I'm on the way I'm trying to eat
oh fuck you mean you're on the way and I
if you're not ready to eat some some
dick I got nothing for you fuck I look
like you don't got shit in the OSES crew
I got dick nigga you want dick nigga?
you don't have anything all seven eight
nine of y'all don't have food in the
fridge
I want some protein. Any proteins?
I got a frozen taco bowl.
I bet, yeah. But make sure you get my shit.
I like my shit medium rare. You mean you can cook my shit right?
Oh, it's not even. No, it's frozen big bruh. But you know.
Okay, back. Okay, back. Can you just make it for me and I'll pull it off and just eat it?
Ah, ah, nah, yeah, I got you a little bit of meat, game.
I got you.
No, no, make sure my shit hot, bro.
I don't want my shit cold, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you don't make sure you don't say hot, nigga.
But I'm 19 minutes away, so time is like when I pull up, my food's there, ready to eat.
Yeah, yo, shit gon' be perfect.
All right, bro, I'll see you in, uh, 19.
Uh, they said so, he's alive.
Go back.
I can't go back.
I can't go back, bro.
I need to go back, bro.
Well one person said that so I don't know if I should ban him.
What a nice jester from Yu-Gi Bear. W fuckin Yu-Gi Man. Always showing me love. I seen him cry the other night because
I've always shouted me out, giving me a love, getting an acceptance from you.
Great fuckin guy, you know what I mean? Now he's about to prep me a nice taco bell.
Get some protein in before I secure shit down.
W fuckin' duty, man.
It's gonna be a great night.
Great.
Having to clock in for my security shift.
It's gonna be good, though.
Suki's live right now. Yo, Chad. Appreciate the updates, guys. Appreciate it.
Ah.
Why do you have to be here? I wonder, bro.
I wonder.
Why do you have another why do you bro? I
Thought I thought you can live in Hawaii bro. How was she still here? No shade
This guy's a crazy guapo and you can use to be a thing that was really like a thing
She moved she moved to LA after me
That's actually fucking good for her
That's actually great
That's far bro
Yeah the Sunday game is visa yet
You said that remember?
Yeah I bet you know I know
Happy for her bro, happy for her
What is she doing?
I mean, I better check, you know, I don't know.
Happy for her, girl.
Happy for her.
What does she do?
She just streams?
Come forward, man, you know?
Glad, glad, uh, lives are being changed.
What kind of names are they?
I don't know.
She she needs to sign the LLC
I'm gonna be honest if she really wants me to make that happen I can make that happen but lawyer fees
Visa
Getting a visa in general by the whole process to start
It's probably like around 15,000 dollars. You know what I mean?
It's a lot of money.
So I'm 100% going to need something in return.
Sunny, if this clip gets to you and you see this, I'm down to make you want a lot of employees
and get you a work visa.
But you're going to need to...
I need to see some return from this 15K.
You know what I'm saying?
pay that 15k unless you got it unless you unless you got the money to um but
if you don't I can handle that just I gotta think what do I get return like
realistically speaking like what do I get return bro because I did give her that
10k already like you know they like where did that take a go you know they should
pay after that maybe did she finish school
Did she finish school?
Uh, I don't wanna know.
Chad, did Sunny finish school?
They said, no.
Wait.
Uh, wait, wait, wait, what? She did it?
Is she still in school?
They said she dropped out.
Wait, so...
I
She dropped out so that 10k went into the fucking void
That 10k went to the fucking void I got Greg. Is that the new saying?
You know I mean
but yeah I need something to turn around
maybe she bought some chrome hearts
let's see if there's some new fucking clothes
she got chrome?
she got chrome now though
acting like 10k is a lot
okay mr. fucking rich guy in the chat
her cat got a chrome chain too
cringe biker dude chrome on chrome on chrome now I mean her debts still got
paid off just like I don't know Joe what do you think what should I get from her
yeah interest rate so you give her that visa and then if she doesn't pay back in
next month you increase it by a certain percentage maybe after a year you ride
the contract after one full year of not paying back whatever is left it increases
the 10% that way you can profit okay and you can make your 10k back and more
yeah and there's definitely gonna have some penalties like you can't pay me back
and fool by let's just say August 1st then there's gonna be fees could be
late fees oh every day every day after August 1st hundred bucks hundred bucks
hundred bucks hundred bucks hundred bucks and I eat like maybe like 20%
of which revenue less parents that's I feel like for a word for you such a
would y'all sign that if you weren't sunny's position everything I just said
would y'all sign that feel like that's fair bro
I'd say that if they agree with you
he's even yeah be with your friends don't work with no work
that's fair
let's do it let's do it I'm right this shit up
come on lawyers on it right now just let me know sonny send that clip to sonny
Send the vibe the whole time I'll talk about a senator's I just want to know what she thinks because I know it's like being away from your friends
And not being able to make content with your friends, you know, I mean that's the reason why I moved out into first place
You know, man, I thought I was gonna be stuck in Texas, Texas forever
But I was like yo all my boys out here gotta move to LA make better content without it
What are people around me? Boom now I'm in a Maybach, you know, I mean something this could literally be you. All right
just signed the contract and
And you two could be sitting in the way back and waking up and making contact with your friends every single day.
I love this end of that.
Incredible.
What?
Nothing.
I just don't know if I can find it.
I'm not going to keep my job.
You want one more?
I'm not gonna get home.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna get home.
Hmm.
No, no, no, no.
Feel love.
I'm a little, uh,
uh,
man.
Yo, make sure you all tell Suki to attire.
It's black on black on black on black,
Okay, and I know he's got black clothes, so I made it easy for the both of us
Who sings this song?
He's hating this channel
Face time him you're right. Why would I why would I send y'all into his I can literally just call him bro. I forgot
I
Know
Yo, just wanted to call I'm going out going to the house scoping at the area so we can stick your shit later
tonight listen the attire black-on-black-on-black-on-black
what what do you mean what do you mean what you mean
Right. Yeah, I'm not really, I'm feeling to put on some colors today. Last time you were white, I'm really trying to, trying to throw some colors on some stuff, not trying to go shade for shade, you know what I'm saying?
So we're not just, we're not gonna be matching.
Oh, you're not, oh you're not coming back.
Why would I come back, bro?
For me.
It's a, it's a 20 minute, just 30 minute drive, bro.
But you drove there, right?
I, no, I'm Ubering.
Nah, you wouldn't be over it in here if I was out of a car play right now.
Sorry.
You can try again though.
I'm not gonna...
You just heard a lot of me?
No, I'm not coming back.
You just heard a lot of me?
I'm not coming back.
I'm not coming back.
Yeah, be honest with me, bro.
No, be honest.
I'm not coming back, bro.
I'm gonna get a boat.
I'm gonna do a whole cover of you and me.
I'm gonna save my face, throw some food packages, probably a white seat.
I had a lot of tattoos, gotta show.
So, so...
So can you bring me clothes then?
Cause I'm not coming back?
I'll bring you a white seat.
I know a lot.
I'm wearing like black parachute pants
Like just black pants
They can see you right now
No, no, I'm saying, so, so me, so me the um, so me his pants, I'm watching, so me his pants.
Uh, okay. Uh, this?
Wait, you guys wear your shoes.
I'm wearing Balenciaga, uh, the lemon pepper steppers, the big ones. You got big boots?
I can't even, are those like cargoes?
No, it's like, it's like parachute pants.
Wait, do they sit at the bottom?
No, they don't.
Parachute pants? What the fuck are parachute pants?
Like athletic like track suit pants
Oh, I got some supreme ones you remember supreme ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the same quality. Yeah
I bet I said I was I was I was white white tee in black pants and in the biggest boots you have
I don't know if I could wear that with those with those I
Bet
Perfect
No, I have an inhaler, bro. It's my inhaler.
I'm asthma again.
Again?
Yeah, so like...
So like, before... I got sick near my fight with Asian Jeff,
and then after I recovered from my sickness, my asthma came back.
Holy shit, I'm not a lie game. You started chatting, I almost hung up, but I didn't want to leave my own number.
Not a lie, yo, John, get me out of the phone. This thing is shitting, but I don't know, fuck.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
That's just mean.
Okay, I'm talking to you about my health problems, and I'm just gonna laugh.
Fuck you.
Fucking asshole, bro.
I don't even know how to do that.
Fucking assholes.
I have an idea.
Since you're bouncing the party, he's probably not gonna help you.
How about we just keep him out from the party?
He's gonna help you, bro.
Why would he not?
It seems like he's putting on a white tee.
Doesn't sound like he's wanting to bounce tonight.
Oh, he said he's gonna bring me a YG.
Oh.
I don't fucking babe, bro.
I do everything healthy, I work out, I eat good food, and somehow I get sick and my asthma
comes back.
That's what I say, that's what I say health is wealth, chat.
I could have everything in the world
And I may have a lot of problems in life once a health problem happens. It becomes your only problem
You know I'm saying so always stay healthy chat and always be grateful because you never know
Make sure you're not alone bro. You have to get every six hours
Really, it's not as needed?
This is, uh, take 2 plus by now every 6 hours as needed for call, on their mark.
Well, needed for call for 1 week.
So I think you'll do that for a week.
God.
Okay.
Then my asthma will go away, hopefully by the time I gotta get on that, uh, that field
and get right with speed, bro.
Maybe, maybe, bro.
I can already, I can already see it on the 12th.
Marlin throws a volley pass to speed who headers it to me and I'm waiting there on the left wing in the box and
I score on whoever's in the pen
Whoever's in the box. I can already fucking see it
Marlin to Darren to Jason a
Fucking movies better happen
July 12th
I'm fucking I see it. I'm clairvoyant. I can see the future
It's gonna be legendary I
Hope where I hope we're on the same team. I'll be fun. But if I'm an enemy team, bro, then there's gonna be a problem
Kind of need my get back for both people Marlin beat me in the Simon charity match
Speed also be me in the other charity match. I know he didn't beat me on one, but I lost a duel to
So yeah, I gotta get my kit back from both of them, shit.
Looking at the chatroom, quick, is it in park?
At least you want to push up fade?
I did win push up fade.
GPT, how to use clairvoyant.
is clairvoyant not like being able to foresee the future? it's not not how you use clairvoyant
it is bro take that hat off please why do you have two glasses driving glasses cool guy glasses
Gonna think of something to do to campaign for the class president because I generally do want to win
I don't want to be I think I would be a good class president. I
Will make sure everybody in the school feels safe
Anyone can enter my office at any time make sure everybody feels included
I could just call all my friends that are gonna swim or you say go for me, but that's kind of cheating is it I
Mean I'll get gotta use all my resources here
I'll figure it out, bro. I'll do some shit off-strain, maybe come up in a little video, video.
you
you
you
you
you
you
What the fuck is that fucking sunny there?
Oh come on.
That's you.
What the fuck?
It's there bro.
You see the security?
Oh.
Say oh god that's who I think it is.
How you been bro?
Bro this is security for brah mosh bro.
What the fuck?
Yo what up big brah?
Yeah, you just let him yet
You be good, bro
I mean bro life be good can't complain man
It's not working
They they bought a broken house hold on let me make a call real quick. Oh
Thank you, bro
Yeah, you know what it is
Well, you know what it is, my dog, bro.
I was here, I was here July 4th.
Well, I came to play here with some games.
Hey, man.
Yeah, what about you, you good?
Yeah, great, man.
Good to see you, bro.
Seriously.
And then we made it in, boys.
Maybe, can I even fit in there?
I think you park horizontal, like,
right in front of Arceus Carpet, right?
God, bro, what if someone steals my fucking makeback?
You're gonna have the keys with you,
but you put it in my pocket.
No, but so I can badass junk the emblem bro or scratch my car or some shit.
Remember, aren't you got cameras everywhere?
Doesn't matter bro.
Look, right here.
It doesn't matter bro.
And then what?
And then I'm gonna tell them to find the gate and then what bro?
It's LA.
Wait, where are you gonna be?
Are you gonna be standing here all night?
Okay.
I wanted to party with wherever you're gonna be, okay?
Make sure no one like,
does some fucked up shit to my car, you know?
Right here?
Okay, bet.
Thank you, bro.
What a great fucking guy, man.
It's on the park.
How's there already a mountain of fucking trash
in this house like, genuinely?
Hey, do I got a lot of space?
Yeah, you got it.
Hey, perfection.
Right here.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, good.
I'm gonna do it by my space, by the best of me.
Alright, Matt. Thank you, man. Just, yeah, just make sure no one steals my Maybach loan.
Like that, anyone stolen that, I stole it before.
But wait, really?
Someone cut it off and sold it, resold it.
I had to buy another one.
Hey, will you park it outside the street or I'll come?
But outside the SRAM Street.
But it was like a bad neighborhood.
But I don't know why they stole it. It's like a hundred bucks.
It's fucked up, but...
We're gonna put it to a fucking...
Yeah, fuck it.
Hey!
Good to see you, boss.
Let's go.
Wait, whose car is this?
Who's bringing beamer to that?
Hey, wait up!
Somebody stop it!
Somebody stop it!
There's like a bad woman here.
What is it?
What if I grab her?
What's up bro?
What's up?
Oh, I thought you were a bojito.
What's good, bro?
Let him launch from the car over there.
Ready to party?
Wow.
Wait.
Huh?
Okay, this shit go lefty.
This shit go lefty.
It's time to party, bro.
Yeah!
It's time to party.
Yeah!
So, bro?
Bring the belt?
Bring it, bro!
Damn, you're close!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
No one!
NO SHOOTING ON THE CREATOR!
Are you telling me no TOO LONG?
You mean everybody turn their shoes off?
You mean everybody take your shoes off?
How is it possible that I'm putting on no shoes?
Wait, where is my gift?
How is it?
I did this happy.
Good morning.
I did it wrong.
I did it wrong.
I did it wrong.
You didn't do it wrong.
You did it wrong.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm a little better for everybody to die than we can imagine
I don't need Jesus, I'm only 26-years-old
And I'm a little better for everybody to get up and get up and get up and get out
Yo, taking a ride in these shoes and a cryin' and cryin'
Yeah, I feel like a new ride
Yeah, I feel like a new ride
Oh, she's gonna turn the rock, rock, rock
Hey, does that new party over here?
It's a new job
It's a new party already here?
No, yeah, yeah, no
No, uh, that's what I'm talking about.
I mean, I'm trying to...
Yeah, that's what you're saying?
Uh, whatever.
Oh, yeah.
I hope you can talk anymore.
Yeah, that's not...
Oh, I just said, funny.
How did they want your account for it?
Bro, you gotta let him...
I
You're saying you know, dancing moves today, bro?
Dancing moves today.
What'd you do today?
Uh-huh.
Pulling a YouTube video.
Yeah, what'd you do?
Like, what'd you do?
What'd you do with the Swarovski?
I had a call-to-ing there, really.
Oh, shit.
Love, though.
Uh, it's for my new class president.
My campaign starts.
She's got things she'll show I gotta do.
She'll try to be friends with both of me.
Can't vote for you, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna probably vote for it, as well.
So everybody's...
I bet.
What do you mean, I don't?
I'm just fucking crushed your dreams.
Brother, what is it?
I can't face her, bro.
I didn't know my campaign.
It's M-I-V-I, the way of the mileage.
What will you do for the students?
What do you mean what I'll do for the students?
What will you do for the class president?
You gotta make the students...
I'm gonna teach, I'm not teach, but I'm gonna be like,
yo, I'm gonna set an example of what it means to make it about yourself.
Because that's what streaming is really about.
That's not that's like that's not being classed. No, that's like teaching a class. That's not teaching a class. It's being an example
That's what you want to go to class president is like a sergeant somebody you want to go to war with
Let's a death brother. I want to make sure I get led to death by the best leader in the world
So you're being classed president to teach a class. No, I'm not teaching a class. I'm being a leader
That has that that doesn't
So what were you saying earlier?
I said, when I'm playing a war, I want a leader.
No, the better you come out by yourself.
Oh, I'm thinking about yourself, the way of the ballish.
But then you're teaching.
I'm not teaching.
I'm not teaching.
Yeah, you're not coming.
I'm not coming.
What do you mean I'm not coming?
You're not coming for me, bro.
Lillar, I'm not going to lie.
How do I tell you?
How do I tell you?
You and me are going to be class president.
You're not going to be class president.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
You are being not going to be class president.
We're meant to be, sir.
No, no, no, I'm not.
We're going to.
You and me are not going to be trying to be friends with you.
You know why?
Because I want to make sure everybody, small, big, medium-sized streamers, make sure they
feel included.
Alright?
I want to make sure you go to Timmy's dorm.
You know Timmy, you haven't been out of your dorm in two days.
Come out, bro.
Join us.
So you're going to keep your door unlocked for when the girl wants to enter and say hello.
That one girl.
What you talking about?
That one girl.
No.
That's not being inclusive.
You're not being inclusive there.
She's over me then.
Fuck you.
If you go for me, bro, and I'll get a PC so every single
And if you don't don't do it, that's weird
Nothing
Last year, there's a lot of people that are second to no one.
It's not what we want to be, because it was over-seeming, big, straight letters.
They made it by themselves.
It's time to be real.
There's a lot of people trying to make me the main character.
And you can't.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
Because as a class president, I'm going to make sure every student feels included.
That is my purpose.
That's my goal.
So vote for me.
So everybody that wants to take time, you better make sure to give them a take time.
Everybody!
Everybody!
Think of what?
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
70 in a row if they have to. So you know what I mean? Back to back to back to back. That's going to be a good thing.
Each vote equals one tiktok lap.
Vote equals clap.
Vote equals tiktok lap.
If they vote for you, they can lift your dance with you.
Yes!
I bet. That includes me.
But I get unlimited though.
I need some for the backdrop too.
I'll make sure everybody feels included.
I will.
Get collabed up with everybody.
Hey guys, what's up?
I'm giving a hell of a story now.
Oh, shit.
How's it going?
You feeling good?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Breathe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Dude, party starts like an hour.
You know what's going to happen?
Everybody's late.
Let's tell them they're early.
Let's tell them they're early.
Yeah, no, they're definitely here at the party.
But, bro, I'm going to be honest.
Dude, I think they said...
Talk to the DJ being in there like playing music box up.
And adding an hour 30, but it's 8.16 on a Wednesday, you know what I mean, it's 8.16 on a Wednesday, think about it.
You know what I mean, people getting off the word and trying to get in here, you know what I mean?
I might get a shot at me too.
When you get a shot at me too, except when you press up.
So if it ends up being like that, like...
Well, he's totally on a good transition. He's using all the transitions.
You know, because I'm alive and I need it.
I think, uh, I think Archie might just be there.
Yeah, Archie's getting more people.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, my god.
It's new, bro.
We got our Happy Dad sponsor, Red Bull sponsor, all that shit.
And we got fucking six people coming.
Like, did I?
Yeah.
And we got six people coming.
Yeah.
Bro, what do we do?
What do you know what we do, bro?
We got six people.
DJ, he's spending all, like, all the good friends.
It's just happening right now.
He should save it.
He should save the transitions.
No, no, no, it's okay.
Right now, he's practicing to see how it sounds.
What once you know what right this is to hit it's gonna be perfect as a party cuz though
Mexico law
Terrible
That's like 10 people off the ground.
But there's no way it definitely brings 10 people in.
Isn't it like more than 10?
That's the only thing I'm scared of, like he knows so many people already from last year.
Like DDT, Clover, Funny Mike, like nigga, look at him.
I'm more likely to be.
That's my name.
I can't get in bro.
Yeah.
I heard, I heard campus gonna be way various here.
Yeah.
That's what we're looking for.
Oh no, that's my name, man.
I'm the same as you, I don't know actually.
No, I'm sure I think you would page our lock
What do you mean you said nice
Let me see the text glass
You already send a text class I don't know I'm not sure
Don't even send it send it out, bro. I don't know. Oh wait. We didn't send out
I guess you didn't send a text glass
Bro, no we did it. Oh, oh, yeah, I did right 531. No wait. Oh, no wait wait wait. We gotta send out
No, you I don't know how to
Oh
Yeah, we got you cool. He like wait. How do you send one out? How do you know?
Yeah, new blast and then blast and then what do we say like add you like well love not it's time to party
What's your party?
Are they going to say UG2X?
Are they going to say UG2X?
They're going to say UG2X.
Oh, it's your party!
You're like, Bull up! It's time to party!
I just go make some heart, and then put it at you.
Bull up, it's time to party.
Oh, shit, bro.
Yeah, bro, we got to remind them.
We're just going to get them forgot.
Wait, have we sent the address?
You're like, make sure you bring a gift.
there make you right there oh wait oh it's not oh oh put it in the blast oh
I didn't know that I forgot that shit word that's why nobody has come oh
Just leave until you make it happen.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, I run after you.
I need a leg.
Be like, if you're not big, bringing a gift, don't come.
Nega, I'm going to say, yes, but what if they take even
longer to buy the gig?
All right, bro.
Just be like, you don't need to bring a gift.
Come on, I just like, well, I just send an address, man.
Be like, yo, it's a pool party.
I was never in a particle. You'll never invited me
Yeah
You don't need an invite. You can literally come at 7 a.m. In the morning wake everybody up to be cool
I mean you be badly
That's that's love
Now do appreciate your coming bro. Oh my gosh
I
Like about parties is they come in ways
Like right now
Okay, right if the party's blocked there's gonna be one of those days where they chose for a little like a while
Yeah, okay, I never flopped the party though. No, not yet. No, I think we're so far, bro
Nah, it's not that bad, bro.
People would drive an hour.
Well, there are people that would tell us, and they were like,
it's too far, and it's a windfall.
Like, it's literally, it's like, it's a bad combo.
We're far into it.
So why don't you send an address out at 8 p.m.?
I didn't know that's how it worked.
Renifers the one that's been, you know what I mean?
Oh, wait, it's not called Saucer Party.
Oh, wait, Saucer Party?
No, no, no, no, Saucer Party.
But that was you.
That was you?
That was you.
I never did a particle, I don't know,
I'm just testing it.
No, yeah, but that doesn't...
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna get you on the side, I got you.
There's not much to secure out there. You want this?
Yeah
You want stannis?
Niko! Did I come to Fijo Niko?
Niko! Did I come to Fijo Niko?
Niko, I'm gonna go
Niko, I'm gonna go
Niko, I'm gonna go
Niko, I'm gonna go
And then they're Yugi-Sairo
Niko, I'm gonna go
Niko, yes I am, bro
Niko, you know what my Archi told me today?
It's gonna take 12 days to climb my Everest
I'm good
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I think I'm going to do it.
Well, Dave!
You're gonna die.
Apparently we can't get out of here.
That's scary, bro.
That's scary, man.
I'm about to die.
I'm a little embarrassed, but he said we've got to train.
So we go train and we go be good, bro.
It can't be no three-day training.
no no no yeah
I think we're gonna start doing miles
during training
if it's a training you got me
gonna have a kick?
I'll send a race to you
we're gonna do it bro
how you gonna reach that though?
how you gonna reach that?
it's cold
it's cold and afraid
I'm gonna be free
I think we're gonna do
I don't know we're gonna fight some sec
Don't get sad.
Alright, is anybody here?
Open!
Anybody want to try?
Ah man!
I'm taking a seven up.
I'm straight ass, I can't do that.
How are you?
I'm fine.
That was a little mean, little pastel.
I'm fine.
Oh, thanks.
That was a real one.
That was a lot of things.
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Yeah, that was a bit right.
Do I need to get a white part or no?
I think you can get a white part.
I think I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
What's up bro?
Everybody in this band.
Oh my god.
I don't want to cut this.
Hey don't look at me like that!
We are here in the dance floor!
It's not lit yet though.
We haven't shown you around yet, mom!
Oh, it's here!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, it's here!
Oh, it's here!
It's here all the time!
It's here!
It's right here!
Hey, nobody's here!
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Yeah, I got it, you can tell.
You want it?
Like a baton?
I mean, you can use it.
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Yo, yo, it's good.
What's your name?
Chris.
You on the list?
Yeah.
You sure?
I'm very positive.
Okay.
Who you came in with?
I came with Lolo, Gary.
Oh, no, I don't know you're the bouncer
I'll tell him to take him over here and then you can, he could not survive.
You want to listen? Yeah, who you here with man? Oh my god
Oh, this is all you here? Make a search here good
Shut up, shut up, shut up
It's a carry dude, it's a carry
Alright, alright
Yo Red, they good bro?
I'm in there, I'm down sir
You let me know it's your party man
What's he got y'all?
I don't know
Rio
Make a, make a, make a shoot
No weapons, right?
Oh, see, I'm so sorry.
Hello, good, what's good?
Hey.
Him?
What?
He ain't seen you at all game, I thought.
What's up, bro?
You in the party for?
Oh, shit.
I'm just joking.
What you doing?
Oh, let's do what they're doing.
They're taking screenshots of it.
They're gonna say it.
Oh.
Hey.
God.
I mean, no, I mean, no, I mean, no, no, no, no, no.
Nice to meet you guys.
Welcome.
Hello, hello, hello.
My name's R.T.
Hey, y'all, y'all go ahead and get in there.
Have fun, y'all.
Hey, y'all, y'all can play the little prong.
You see, we got so much fun.
Don't even try that.
Real.
Real.
What am I supposed to show when I'm talking to you?
What the fuck?
Look at the, look at your messages.
Oh, yeah, I'm not getting all the time.
I
Do the bouncer
All right guys, I need you to get in place y'all gonna get in there have fun man
Good night, okay?
What's up, what's up, what's up?
Hey, Drinks, heard they got free Red Bull Happy Day, man.
Go in there. Get in there.
It's not an easy job, bro.
It's not an easy job, bro.
I feel bad. I'll get a free drink.
No, yeah.
You didn't show the credentials.
I feel bad, too. You know what they were doing?
I don't know half of them, but they were doing it.
One of them was accepted. It took a screenshot,
and then it sent it to their iMessage,
and then it started showing it, but he didn't get the screenshot.
Okay
The next pass that comes he's gonna pass them down if you kill a few less than enough
I'm not gonna pay any more. Yeah, but I'm gonna be there with everybody. Okay. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah
If I touch somebody, I might get sued. Oh, yeah
So this is all you
Make sure shit good, bro
For the screenshot method they're trying to screenshot and try to make it look like they got it
Why did we not I see that I seen it?
Yeah
Let's call it down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like even the plus ones are on there. Okay. Okay. No, bro. This is gonna be crazy
Hey, but no, bro. If you gotta use the gun if you can't use it and it's a J
He can find out you know, what's up, you know, what's up?
I
Let's go!
Gotta take the light!
Oh snap! I'm gonna get my friend up!
Go!
Get out that camera!
He did it, he did it.
It happened seriously, but what did we do?
We took everything home.
I told you, we were home.
They never had upon security guards.
Oh.
That is the most important shit that we do.
I got the parties inside.
They didn't have fun, y'all.
Making sure it's good, you know, a lot of cars out here.
Got a plum, man. Get in there and have a plum, man. Go down.
One more people, bro.
Okay.
I'm just trying to pull up.
What's up, bro?
No bags allowed. No bags allowed.
No bags allowed, man.
Don't know if you told them guys got drugs sniffing no no no no no no bags
No, sorry. We'll take it back to you. No bags. No bags. Wait. Oh, I was gonna ask if I could stream
You think I'm the boss callin? I don't know. Go take your bag and when we get back, I'm gonna let you.
Yeah, that's part of it. Oh, yeah, yeah
No, right, that's the no. Man, I don't know what the rules are. Yo, Red, what are the rules about streaming here?
It ain't after permission of street from me then they can't street
Alright, fuck it, alright
Oh shit
Ref said no
Who's that?
Red kid
What, someone comes in front of you
I
Like the fact is way more open and way bigger
I love you need a better like a knife
A knife but like something like a bat and it that's a look granny. I would never hit me
Yeah, I should take a breath, bro.
You can take shots, bro.
It's not like you here, bro.
I'm going to float.
Fuck up the time.
I don't think I'm going to be there.
I gotta go see the world.
No, go see the world.
Ah, y'all got to have fun, y'all.
I can't shit with these sunglasses.
Yo, you got a vest?
Yeah. You want one?
Whatever, any.
I
Hear noise
That's scaring me bro
What's going on?
That ain't marketing, it's ever just chill.
Bro, hey!
Who in the hell are you to bounce, bro?
It's saying I'm bouncing.
I'm bouncing a f***ing party with no people in it.
Oh, y'all just sent a text message.
Bro, we had like 300 people on the pending.
We should have sent it.
And by all of them, to give you a second.
No, bro, you need a f***ing...
Yeah, like we should invite everyone on there
and then you just turn away all of them.
What? What?
We forgot we're fucking on this in old days. We had a hundred people pending. We should accept all of them
Just so you can have a little same as you kick them all out, but I'm a lot 180 people versus you where they might jump
It's a big area
Perimeter defense
Oh my god, is this batten in my inhaler bro?
What are you talking about bro?
What are you talking about bro?
I'm not for the... I do this shit.
Sorry sir, no loitering.
I've never taken that.
Oh my god.
Shut the gentle monster's door in here.
You want me to put a fight? Huh?
You want me to put a fight?
No.
Did you do that at bull poop?
I mean, you want to test it out?
No.
Ain't nobody that's not invented.
I
Don't need this
You know
Yeah, it has to say one on it if they have a plus one.
I'll say like the 10Ds and I'll say 2 at the end.
No stream.
But let me tell you something, not everything has to be streamed.
Get in there and have fun, bro. We got free drinks, free alcohol, free music.
What are you trying to stream for, man?
I'm just fucking with you, kid.
Get in there and have fun, bro.
I'm sorry about the trouble earlier than your match, I'm doing my job.
I need to shoot two more times, but I'm almost at 100 days straight.
What?
I'm almost at 100 days straight.
Sir, I'm doing my job.
I can't.
No, I need to shoot two more times, shoot two more days.
Oh, you're talking about a streak in my chat?
Yes.
Oh yeah, bro.
Nah, I'm probably not going to go live tomorrow.
I'm Mr. Consistent and so sorry, I'm feeling my job.
How many lives do you do in France?
100 million.
Just a little dance?
A dance?
Yeah.
100 million like the past
Oh, that one's a good day
50 million
Get in there and have fun bro, seriously
They're asking for tiktok class, I'm trying to do my job
I understand, I don't know what to fuck with that
You get a represented uniform
You know, I should have fucking tracked them
Shit was mine
No, it's not. It might be. I think it'll be.
He's gonna know what Suki is facing. He'll know who he is.
Suki coming. Suki coming. Maybe he's gonna come in with us.
Yeah, you'll see Suki. He might pull in.
That's how it's that. Brandon joined the Corby boys, right?
Yeah. You know, yeah.
So we're not doing the same thing?
Oh, what if I should?
No more face now. This is what we do. This is what we do.
We don't throw anything out of the beyond.
He's on call and discord at home so my fellow bouncers at home right now. How many fellas bro?
This is very shit to bounce right now. I'll be real
Clicks is calling me
What up clicks what's going on, bro
And I got a really weird answer for you
Dude, I need to know if you know what this is. Hold up.
Alright.
What is this called?
Bro, I think Marlin left it in my car from your fucking house in Arlington.
I just found it.
Oh, that's new mum, bro, from back.
Bro, it's some sauce.
Please tell me it's yours, bro, because I don't smoke in my car.
No, it's my bag gave to Marlin so Marlin could eat the food.
Bro, that's food, that's like sauce.
Bro, dip it in your lettuce, dip it in whatever, bro.
This is fucking just, yo, I have to call.
By the way, 20 people asking if they were fucking with me.
My culture is disgusting.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you live?
I'm live, bro.
No, but this is disgusting.
Brother, you're supposed to dip it in like egg rolls.
No, I actually called you because I didn't know
You were fucking so this is yours. Yeah, bro. It's noop mom bro. It's fish sauce
Yeah, bro, so you're gonna sit here and tell me my culture looks like this. Oh, I see that bro. I see that
Yes, bro, that's normal. It's fish sauce man get a little culture and seasoning in your blood man
Instead of eating meatloaf and casserole green green casserole is every single fucking day
I eat Calamari and fucking, yeah.
Also do me another favor and shave whatever the fuck you got on your chin.
Please bro.
Hey at least I can grow fucking hair tubs, at least I can fucking grow fucking hair tubs.
you
you
you
you
you
What's in the bag, what's in the bag, what's in the bag?
You might have a weapon in there, you know?
A sweater?
I have the Air One lemonade.
Oh my gosh.
Hi Taylor!
Hi!
I see a little dog.
Hold on.
Oh, I have a little baby dog.
No weapons, right?
No weapons.
What's going on?
He's leaving.
No, you can't leave.
You're not allowed.
You're not allowed.
You thought he's a cameraman.
Yeah, I don't get a camera for him.
I'll eat you some.
Man, but extend your flight.
Ask for him.
Nah, she has a surgery tomorrow.
Surgery for what?
Oh, good luck.
Have fun.
Have fun have a good surgery
That's minus fucking five
What just happened?
We just lost half the party.
I was just buying the sticks right now.
I was gonna hire her as my cameraman.
Yeah, I was gonna fire her, so.
I need these.
What the fuck you laughing about, bitch?
Oh!
Pio!
Oh, another car. That's good news. Or it's her Uber. Please not be her Uber.
All right, Taylor, get in there and have fun.
All right, good bye.
Good luck on your stage.
Good luck on your stage.
Great meeting you.
John, goodbye.
Send me goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye.
Bye.
Why did you leave the party, though? Just get it started.
The boy!
Wait, don't leave!
Wait, Santi, stop her, bro!
What's up, you guys?
Somebody stop her, bro!
We got nobody at this party!
I think so too, it's a pushback.
Yeah, that's what I'm expecting.
Yeah, that's what I'm expecting.
It's fine, it's fine.
All right, bro, everyone can't go now.
Somebody out there got to come back.
Yo, hey, hey!
Hey, shit!
None of y'all can leave!
No, there's somebody out there got to come back, bro!
None of y'all can leave!
What the fuck?
What the fuck, another?
Bro, he's out right in front.
What the fuck?
This is mad mosquito's is big, what the fuck?
Good bro.
Yeah, it was good.
Hey, they on the list?
You on the list?
Oh, you the hype booster guy.
Oh my god.
You the hype booster guy?
Oh, shit.
I love your bitch.
Hey, she's trying to sneak in.
Hey, hold on.
No, that's my assistant, that's my assistant.
Is your assistant?
Okay, for her to get in, you gotta say dude.
Okay, she's good.
She's good.
She's good.
Wait, don't leave!
The party's just getting started!
Bro, they might be in there twerking right now.
Yeah, I said, let me hang them over here.
We got to party up there, or nah.
It is sexy.
Wait, don't leave, bro.
Bro, party just getting started.
I don't know if I'd turn that side back.
Damn, you have to party outside, man.
Yo, the party's inside, guys!
Sorry, y'all.
Wait, where did Sati and Yugi go?
Is it good to have people on the outside?
It makes it look like there's a line outside.
You know what I mean?
Well, let me get a check here on this side of the road.
Let's go up to the garage.
Suki's on the way.
Hey, make sure you shake, man.
Yeah, yeah, I guess I
It's lit in there
Oh, bootie my bag
Bro, I got number 19
It is?
I went in there, there's a wild one
Oh sure, let me check that check
I'm gonna check it out
Come on y'all get in there and have fun dancing shit.
But I know somebody inside.
I know somebody inside.
Name?
UG2X.
Age?
Depends. Who's asking?
27.
27.
27.
27.
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It's nice to be fucking bullshit.
Are you guys good at?
Bullshit.
Fuck right here.
Yo!
Yo!
What the fuck? I live here!
I live here!
Alright, fine. Yeah, I'll get it.
Get in there. Have a drink or two.
Thank you, sir.
Don't speak me.
I mean he's getting there.
What the fuck is that?
Don't wanna shit about him.
Make sure.
Marlon!
No?
You know the parties.
Yeah.
Is the table going all the way?
Nah, he's doing some shit right now.
Hey, he's like, nah, he's just channeling our YouTube video right now.
Oh, shit, yeah, everybody pissing at shit.
Yeah, it's a good show, they got this company up.
Nah, yeah.
Tell me about it.
Suki's coming on her, yeah, Suki's coming on her.
Suki's coming on you for fuck's sake.
Tell him that, I'm gonna beat you.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, he's gonna bounce with us.
Yeah, that's all right.
I'm gonna just check on the party real quick.
You want good news or bad news?
Good news is there is no fucking good news, bro.
I'm not going to lie to the beginning, bro.
Let's just let everybody in.
Are they leaving?
Have a good night, okay?
Oh, okay, bet. I bet. I bet, fuck.
We fuck with you, right
Fucking mosquitoes wrong but I come by
I
Mean good for you you have to try to wait 200 people
We're gonna eat a fucking live
That's your money of the island
I'm gonna eat a lot
I'll be there 10 we got people pulling up
Fuck them
Oh
I
As a shower
It works everything in there works
Bro it works it works I promise
All right, bro, get up
The door also doesn't lock so
Because the biggest part of every scene where right here
That's the way round and don't walk. Oh
Oh
Bro, send me
I just leave your dick
Bro
No, you dead ass almost leave my shit
I'm gonna be surprised you got my putes, bro
Bro
What the fuck
You get us with my cubes leaked bro, but I was saved in a minute, bro
Hey, I know some blue party right
I got my I got my swim trunks I'm waiting for
I
Saw your funny backer and
Enjoy the party where we got drinks and shit
Okay.
Oh.
Is this a pantry?
Not a pantry.
Okay, back.
I
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't go to Sancti's room.
What's going on, y'all?
I'm buddy.
Uh, uh, my hands wet.
You know, I'm still on my job.
I'm having a good time.
OK, OK.
Make sure she's good getting there.
We the party.
OK, yeah, turn it up, bro.
You can't go to Sancti's room.
Sancti's room? Why?
I don't know.
Oh, I bet you don't want to do it for the party
That's your big home
35 years old I would tell you what he does by a counter stream. He's for so
Let's go.
Fucking no bro.
Some shibia shit apparently.
There's Hans dealer.
Hey, let's just say he cleans shit bro.
He cleans shit.
Oh, he cleans money.
You should get it.
I'm watching this.
I don't want to force that.
No, it's okay bro, it's okay.
Bro, I had to do my job, man.
I had to do my fucking job.
I have a lot of people to keep at bay, bro.
I was like, I don't understand, bro.
It's just like...
The gate ain't enough.
I want to start streaming any advice.
Cast us for like, 180.
All right, I'll just be out of here.
What the fuck?
What?
What does that tell us?
Making all that noise and shit.
What the hell?
Hey guys, the party is inside.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
We're not going to walk inside.
Yeah, we're going to walk inside.
Alright.
How you doing, sir?
What the fuck is this guy?
Ah man, just wondering, bro.
Making shit for that awesome, pure shit.
Yeah, I'm glad to be here.
What do you do for a living?
My little house veterans.
Oh, that's a medicine.
Yeah, I help house veterans and keep senior citizens from being homeless and stuff.
Oh, really? Okay, that's good. That's good.
Just try and make impact and then I do music on the side.
Oh, I love that, bro.
Yeah, that's good.
So you just moved up so low?
That's it, man. He's like, come to check us out or whatever.
You know what I mean? I kind of want to see the little younger generation of us.
Yeah.
So how long you planning on staying, bro?
Shit, man. You know, we go to sleep early and shit, no.
I mean, there's some people in there.
Yeah, it's early right now, and I'm sure you guys will have a good turn on you.
Yeah, yeah, always, always.
You want to stream this game or something?
Yeah, I'm streaming right now, you know what I mean?
But today, I'm about to.
Okay.
What's your streamer name?
Marla.
Marla.
Oh, okay.
That's what's up.
Check me out, man.
What's your game that you like to game in?
Game I do this. I'm a jack of all trades
Just bored realm and be honest with you bored of me COVID
But obviously now I stream on the side
I don't know about the guy you don't know.
I don't know about the guy you don't know.
What's your name, age?
Uh, Lee Gawr?
Lee Gawr.
21.
Thanks.
Thank you.
How many people do you have here?
How many people do you have here?
How many people do you have here?
How many people do you have here?
I don't know.
Kelly Hanna.
Kelly Hanna, how do you spell that?
C-A-L-I-A-N-A.
How old are you?
21?
21.
Oh, I just have a jacket.
You have to leave this in the car.
Actually?
No, I'm fine.
No, I'm fine.
Actually?
All right, ladies, have fun.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Stay safe, please.
Hey, don't have too much fun.
I think, oh y'all sent it out too late bro.
Now we have like 300 people approved at 5 p.m. or be before before yesterday. Yeah, but you sent it out at 8
No, that was that was usually I we sent a text last night five and six
With the address. Yeah, they dread the dress is already on there. They'll show up. It's just work. Yeah, the dress
It's pretty
Yeah, everybody gave him off work and shit
Bro, I pulled up I text read I'm like yo, I'm here where the fuck everyone is like we pushed it tonight
Oh my god, look who it is now. I see not allowed bro. I'm just
We have no time, so we are going to have some fun.
Do you have a camera for me please?
No, no, hi, no, anything?
Hey, how are you?
What?
I'm just a little...
What?
It's all fun.
Get in there and have fun.
Thank you so much!
Don't do it!
You got a gym feature?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just, I just don't want to fucking go.
Is everything going good so far?
I'm sure he never did anything so good.
Let's keep this arm fucking us up.
Are you scared?
I'm scared.
Sorry.
You got some?
No.
All right.
We've got our lady.
She's your lady.
Yeah, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bye-bye.
She's trying to smuggle drugs?
No, I'm trying to find my ID here.
I
Hell red
Nineteen, bro
Nineteen is a no-go right
Sorry, man. Just a 21 plus party
21 plus.
21 plus.
21 plus.
Check the back right quick.
right bull media we stole this from bro
I shot the the soapbox race
I got my camera
you got the tango outside of your bag yeah I got a
lark a little oh you're larking so this isn't yours
not that's fine
getting in there have fun
Okay
Remember to fuck it. What are you toes that you were telling me you said no
Yeah, yeah
No, I don't like
Big bro, what do you do about this bus?
No, what happened?
Don't try to instigate shit.
What the fuck?
What I do?
Oh my god, you've been doing that shit.
You're so lame for that, bro.
Why I just hate someone that instigates
Nah she's 19, bro
19, bro
You said 21 plus
Oh what if she doesn't drink?
She's not working
Um
I didn't just say like X's you can put on her hand
Nah, nah, nah
Not that I know of unfortunately
She's gonna act like that's over, man
You a rap gotta pass
Huh?
You remember Big Mon?
No!
You a rap ayao gotta pass
You remember Big Mon rap
I love rap
Oh, she's trying to do the method
I
Unfortunately, what is not here otherwise he probably came in with a fucking super hero cake in a broth or best friend
Okay, let me call right if he let you know hey red bro
Yeah, you got to put an X on her hand if you if he gets like she like you know I'm saying is it 21 plus tell me
That's a hornet
Yo Rev, we got your little girl here bro, can she come in?
Not in my hands shit.
Rev, alright.
Here you talk Rev.
Hi Rev.
Hey you're gonna have to put on your best performance right now.
Oh fuck.
Alright, so.
Why would he just hang up?
No, why would he hang up?
Rev.
We do have a no loitering policy so
Interesting yeah, that's amazing. Yeah
Do you know what loitering means?
Listen, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
Why don't we
So let me just talk with her and see if I can figure it out first because I want to sleep without her.
Of course, yeah, of course.
Is that still lawyering?
I mean, it is, but...
What does lawyering mean?
But like, am I cool?
Lawyering means like staying around an area that you don't belong.
Okay, well...
You know, but make sure you get home safe so y'all handle that.
I'll handle that.
you actually armed
what is that?
party, you came to party to party?
you came to party to party?
you came to party to ask questions?
what is that?
baton
that's a baton?
looks like i got the black ops 3 like a
forester, you know what i'm talking about?
yeah, it's a baton bro
what's that?
yo yo yo
fuck that is, bro
oh no, he's up, he can't come
he's up bro, he can't come in
Oh
I don't got nothing
How do you lose to you sit down
That's all my man's bro. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro streamer you
Be class bully that I'm gonna
For me wait like actually I don't need I need to know who else is running
all right, he's not alive.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm good, bro.
I'm good.
Let me get a boss call.
Boss call?
To who?
Who the hell?
No.
Gassio boss?
What?
No, I'm just kidding, bro.
Get in.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
What's going on, brother?
I'm a comedian, but you're going to walk through my fire.
Just sit in my seat.
Walk through your what?
I'm going to allow my cameraman to 20.
He's going to be drunk.
No, no, no, he's just recording.
He's OK.
Hi bro, sorry bro, I actually don't know her, bro
He's my cameraman, Jason's my cameraman
Yeah, he's my cameraman
You're a cameraman?
Oh, you're a cameraman though?
No, he got my shit
What do you want?
I'm just going to camera, alright
Bro, I just came to camera
Bro, that's her
She kind of fucked up, bro
I'll tell her you
She's a tough guy, she's a tough guy, too
She's not going to camera, man
That's your cameraman?
He's doing he's working
I don't know who you want me to talk to.
How y'all doing today?
You ready to get lit?
Of course, yes.
Where's your suit?
Oh, that's your boyfriend?
What are you from originally?
Russia.
Really?
I don't know.
I grew up in Russia.
So, maybe you changed your name?
What?
The annotation?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Uh huh.
Your palm.
Take a minute.
There's it.
Oh my god.
Red.
Red, red, red.
Send him out.
Send him out.
Send him out.
Send him out.
Send him out.
Send him out.
Send him out.
He's two child, bro.
He can't get in.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, security!
Jason, he's up at the top!
Oh, yo, yo, I dropped my phone, bro.
I dropped my phone.
Get the fuck out.
Hey.
There's a bird missing here.
No handsome people.
Yo, enforce the rule.
No, he's two handsome.
Send him home.
Dead ass.
Hey, if you get in, you will be shot.
In game.
Where's the, where's that?
Huh?
No, no, not there.
What's your name?
Brev.
No, I know.
We, some of the people that are here.
No I know
Hey, you have fun
You have fun. Hey, no you have fun. I'm doing my job. Do you have fun?
No no no, hey, hey, hey, hey, you play too much. You play too much. You play too much.
Hello guys.
I was waiting for one lawyer to come.
Perfect.
Okay.
There is a no loitering policy, just so you know.
What?
No loitering.
Like loitering?
Like loitering trash?
No.
No, that's not true.
No, that's not true.
No, no, I get that one confused all the time.
This is tough.
Yeah, yeah.
Who's loitering?
No, no, no.
No, that's not true.
No, that's not true.
No, that's not true.
No, that's not true.
No, that's not true.
Lawyer ring, lawyer ring, like, like, oh you can't stay in a place for too long, you can't go out and grab it.
Yeah, I'm just, you know.
Thank you for telling me.
Of course, you know.
My friends said, thank you.
I don't know.
Do you have a gun?
Do I have a gun?
You asked too many questions, right?
Nine questions.
Domino's.
I don't know, the security's over here, right?
Did the gate just open?
Somebody may have just jumped over the gate.
Bye.
Okay, so who got a shoe?
Who got a shoe? What does he look like?
I don't know. I'm not.
Was it Brayden?
Wait, why did the gate open?
It wasn't Brayden.
Nah.
Who the fuck jumped in fences?
Who jumped in fences?
What does he look like?
I don't know.
What does he look like?
It might be black.
What does he look like?
Behind the palm tree, Berthie.
Right here?
Hey!
What are you doing, sir?
What are you doing?
Oh, you bro.
Hold on, hold on.
Jam said we can't.
Do you Jam?
Do James say.
Stay up, man.
Stay up.
Stay up.
What is that?
What is that?
What is, what's the line?
Ken what's the line?
Ken what's the line?
Ken what's the line?
I don't have a gun.
I don't have a gun.
I don't have a gun.
I don't have nothing.
I hurt my knee.
I hurt my head.
I can't stand up slow.
Okay I will.
Ken grab my phone.
He's not grabbing my gun.
He's not grabbing nothing.
Okay I'm slowly.
Get out of there.
I got two but I'm not trying I try to run bro I try to run bro what do you
mean I turn I got asthma bro I guess I'm gonna start a coffin maybe you're
the security you're the belt
I'm gonna get money I'm gonna let him know come when I get my money up I'm gonna
Hey buddy, just started y'all, where you going?
I just bought a car though, you fuck with it?
Are you dead-ass?
I just want to say that.
He left it in his pocket.
Where's my phone?
Hey, I owe my clipper money.
Oh, your clipper money?
Yeah, I told my chef to order it.
What's up, honey bro?
I mean, it's cool.
It's actually very nice.
I know it's not your car.
No, no, bro, no, bro.
This is actually a very nice car.
I mean, it's a...
It's a...
It's a soft top?
Yeah, soft top.
Oh, you got the lady.
She's right here.
Ma'am, I'm telling the date.
Um, he wants you to take your shoes off.
Shoes? Yeah, I'll put them in the car.
Hey.
I don't give it to you.
Take your damn shoes off.
What? You weren't working for me.
Oh shit, muffle.
Hey, I'm gonna put them in the car, alright?
No, no, no, let me see your fucking shoes, bro.
Let me see your fucking shoes.
Let me see your fucking shoes.
Okay, I'll see them.
Let me see your fucking shoes.
they're on tight they're on tight
they're on tight
they're on tight
they're on tight
they're on tight
full laces and forces
they're on laces laces
they're on laces
they're on laces
okay, ain't nothing in here
okay, I was making sure
sorry about that
make sure you don't have anything in there
what's with that fucking gun there
I
Sorry about that sir what you thought I have my shoes I thought you had high
Sorry about that yo you have fun, okay
Some
Going on over here
Is this torture oh, I like this
You want to get in a party suck on your fuck 12
God, hey pigs
Oh name age
Name an age you're out of a party for
Marsha Marsha age
Oh
Okay, what year what year that's right
Yeah, you're gonna need a you're gonna need a army she would need a arm in it to tame me
You need a arm in it to tame me one be everybody
Oh
Yo, yo, yo, if you want to get in you have to suck on this little baton. All right. Oh, yeah, oh, yes party
suck on my shit
Suck on my shit and say oh, yes, if you want to get in the party, bro
Bro, come on dick, bro, my baton
I wouldn't even let you do that. I would be crazy
I'm dead locked up who locked him on the fence
Loopy don't be free me bro. Fuck out. Don't you like the boss? I want you one of the party free right now
I did his kidding in his speech.
Oh, that's true.
The party actually is singing.
Stop!
Stop twerking on me!
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
Stop twerking!
Stop!
Wait, what'd you say?
Hello?
Stop twerking on me!
Yeah, they're on me!
Get the fuck off me!
Stop twerking on me!
Wait, when you pulling through?
When you pulling through, you still bringing ten of your friends?
We don't need ten of your friends, but...
No, but like, yeah, but just in case.
Yo, what are you doing?
I'm opening this in Tiderm!
Hello?
In Tiderm.
name and age name and age
there's strict at the road there's
drinks security don't play join me why
her name Edward bro girl that's a
at the road are you dyslexic bro I
thought it was a little stranger why
why your contacts Edward that's a
at the row this is a Edward
at the row mean that's her name
I'm not she
stop just we need everyone we can get
Jason we need everyone we can fuck you get away she come back
hello at the sorry the Wi-Fi cut out because of how many people are here
Hello, what are you? What's up? What's up?
On my soul, it's fucking insane right now
God strike me down with the lightning bolt as I speak at this shit not like a silky doing a face mask right now
No parking over nobody over how many girls do you have we could make an exception how many girls do you have with you?
Oh, yeah, you get fruit spot parking right here right next to my car
Yes, wait, yeah, you get front spot parking at the room
Hold on what are the names of your friends name every single one of the friends
Can you put what you can go is that I'm really gonna be mad
No, no, no, no.
But if I send a person home in a friend group, it's gonna be my fault.
Wait, what?
You're saying the chopped ones home?
What are you saying that?
Why are you saying that?
I'm just saying, I mean, you know what?
Raaarrrr!
You mean, Lopie?
Lopie, yeah, Lopie.
What are you talking about this?
Lopie Winnie the Pooh.
I mean, I'm talking about this.
Lopie Winnie the Pooh.
That's you saying this shit is ass.
No, no, no.
That's you saying this shit is ass.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying all these motherfuckers you spawn them in and now look where they're at. So I'm saying, how do you feel?
I can spawn them in?
Yeah, I mean, I mean, you helped a lot.
James!
I mean, bro, that's how it is.
Hey, what's that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the only thing bro, spawned people.
When I'm out at parties, I'm meeting certain people. I tell them, they send them in.
What are you doing?
100% I give them credit.
Yeah, I mean, listen, um...
James, you're fired!
I haven't seen the inside.
Oh, you haven't seen the inside?
You haven't even taken the 20.
I haven't seen the inside, bro.
Yeah, we haven't had the chance to swim around yet.
It's gonna get lit. It's gonna get lit.
It'll get lit. I sent out a couple times.
Oh, Dennis, you sent out a couple times.
Bro, you know I love you, bro.
Oh, God, I sent out a couple times.
What happened with her?
What happened with her and her friends, right?
Huh? Huh? Cool.
Wait, what happened to your friend?
She's coming back.
Come on back.
Because R.P. Newsy said that if we can get a Sharpie
and put Xs in, she can come in.
I have a Sharpie in my car.
That's cool
With the X's
Gonna have to reconform
Like really big X's
And then we can put no drinking on her
Gonna have to reconform with Archie
Okay, yeah, yeah
You can get him over here
Yeah, and you can too
Okay, got that
How's everything, bitch?
It's been good, it's been good
That's good
Do you know her or something?
Why are you asking me how I really been?
The security like
Why are you like making friends, you know?
I talked to her before
I
And I was like, yo, I was like, hey, I thought she was oh my god
I thought she was the fucking girl that was like, ah, let me in or kill myself
Oh my god
Okay, they said made us your louder neighbors
But the neighbors want to pull up neighbors want to make this a lot of family
We got an extra what does the eggs gonna do we have there's no bartender no no no I just hired one
On the bartender
Hey, we see you in a red solo cup.
Your ass is grass.
You're gonna get a lot of drink.
No time to talk.
You're gonna drink only water bottle.
Water bottle.
No drink.
Don't put nothing in the water bottle.
We're watching.
No drink.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Just a kiss.
No drinking.
Alright.
Alright.
Red solo cup.
Your ass is grass.
No red solos.
Red solo cup your ass is grass. She's good. She's good
Gotta get in our fun get in there
Get it. Hey, you're good. You're good. You're good
Abby Wow, it's been a minute
Oh you came a man for bro my kid. Oh my camera gonna come
Yeah, so I'm gonna have to solve it. I'll get
Brian's gonna start
I have to hire one right now go for a bro go for a man. Yo
What you mean over to bro over to as a bouncer
Well, what am I supposed to do when the owner of the party says she's good?
I'm the bouncer, not the owner of this party.
Bro, that's the job, bro.
It's the job.
You getting obsessed, bro?
Let me take a slig right there.
Cheer up.
Let's go wrap it around that.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
happy braille
I mean hey y'all y'all know the party's inside right
Party's inside y'all
Why pay you to be standing and sitting there bro do I pay you to be sitting there bro
Move get it. We need to push the fucking party inside
I'm doing my fucking job.
I'm doing my fucking job.
I'm doing the person inside, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got you.
Wait, you're not a bro.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, I hate to be that guy, party's inside, not outside.
Party's inside, I don't get the fucking idea right now, but I'm not gonna say that twice.
Party's inside, dude. Party's inside. Party's inside. Party's inside.
You got fucked up by Ryan Garcia!
Well, I let him hit me. I let him hit me.
Oh.
Oh, Pete the fuck out of Ryan Garcia.
Alright, I'm going to schedule a little skewer together.
Yo, yo, it's over on your screen.
Let me face him right now.
Yeah, I'll face him right now.
Wait, I saw a fucking...
Yeah, I bit his ass.
You bit his ass?
Yeah, it's good.
I'm joking, too.
I'm watching now.
I was like let me run that.
Let me face him.
Can I actually eat that?
Yeah.
I'll see you later.
Thank you.
This might be on TV too, son.
This might be on TV too, son.
This is because you're not on TV.
This is because you're not on TV.
Alright, you'll see us.
This is because I'm not on TV.
People like me and you are like...
Yep, and then when you're on TV, you cannot run away.
I'm serious.
Cause I work for him too, so...
I will never run away.
I will beat the living shit out of you, bro.
Ryan, you on TV, you on TV.
You're all shooting by the way.
Uh, my boy Jason LeWine, I want to play something.
Yeah, hang on, what did you say?
I said yo, yo bro, big fan of your work, man, big fan of your work, bro.
I hope he's a little bit shit out of you. What's good, bro?
Yo, yeah.
He said he gonna beat your ass and that, your liver shot is nothing and all that.
Stop bothering him bro, you gotta be this fuck, you're trying to go to bed.
Hey Ryan, quit bitchin', I'mma be honest, I'mma have to step in the ring with you.
You're mad?
Come get him about it then!
Come get him!
He made me call you, he told me to call you!
He's prepping for a fight right now!
He told me to call you!
He told me to...
Alright, come fight us then, you know where we at?
I'm sayin', I suppose to shoot him.
If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with Facebook.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I
Love you, Ryan
When this a 2v1, what's he gonna do realistically?
You acting like he's a world champion box right? I will beat the fuck out of him, bro
I would do it crazy
Fucking crazy
Yo, good to get in get in there have fun, bro
Who is this man with the soft eyes does anybody notice me with the soft eyes
I
Are you laughing?
Your beard actually saves you so much
This can
Together motherfucker you
Fuck out of here
Like dog you were just
Don't worry
to
No, fuck you fuck you're portable. It's probably a fake screenshot
Oh
Oh
I'm doing my job, bro.
Let's go.
Good job, bro.
Good to see you, man.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Hey, thanks so much, bro.
I'm ready for the streamer you, bro.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah, bro.
I'm going to see you under.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
Bye.
Bye.
Good luck.
Yo, where the fuck that one ugly monster with no mustache?
He's fucking it?
You didn't ID me.
I just saw you.
I guess I should have.
No, you're 40, bro.
We don't need that.
No, I mean, just a kid.
40 you're good, bro. We need idea for a reason. Hey, also, I have to bill you for where you're going well for this
We go I suffer
Severe CT now, so we can't get him out
I'm safe, okay
No, it blew out. We didn't have to ID you again.
I didn't let you know.
We didn't say we were the only monster we had to bust out.
Yeah, why didn't that monster go?
There you go. People can jump.
That's a fucking piece of shit.
Arky, Arky. Arky.
Ooh, shower.
I
Can't do anything about this I hired them through third party
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Hey, congratulations.
You want me to turn around?
Bro, come here bro.
I'm an incredible woman.
You look good bro.
What's up man?
What's up bro?
What up?
Guys, the party is inside the house.
I
You here I'm dropping off
Now
No, where's the rest security?
I'm not talking to any chop dude. I'm not talking to any chop monster. Yo yo. Put the ski mask back on so you're able to talk to. I'm serious, bro. Fucking disgusting. Yo yo. Part of full of links. We're both here.
We just played fortnight 30 minutes
I don't speak French
You know who this is?
You know who this is?
You're not allowed in here bro
This is not a elementary school corner
You're not allowed bro
This is crazy
Bro do you know this guy?
Who do you know who this is?
C.J. Guerin
Do you know who this is?
Man, man, Stacey, do you know who this is?
Right here, with the sightseeing,
do you know who this is?
Do you know who this is?
You play the fifth.
That is no, that is no.
He's giving us problems.
He's giving us problems.
He's OK, he's OK.
Cuff him up, cuff him up.
Cuff him up.
No, no, no, cuff him up.
Add pepper spray him.
Let me see it, let me see it.
Thanks, thanks.
Add pepper spray him, excuse me.
Nathan, I fucking hate you, brain.
I fucking hate you.
Who showed me?
I don't show you the way.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yo, good.
Get in your ass, boy, yo.
Hey, y'all enjoy the party, man.
Yeah, go work.
Go work.
Yo, make like a tree at least.
Anything bad in the backpacks.
Go to the school.
Make like a tree at least.
Yeah, no, no, no, on the backpacks.
Hold the camera.
Hold the camera.
Thank you.
Guys, I'm doing my job, bro.
Bro, this is the tough life of a bouncer.
You got to turn away to people with no party full links trenches
That's what I do, bro. It's a job
Who is it? Oh, well, who are you here with?
It's door dash.
Door dash?
Yeah.
They were leaving right there.
They're taking it.
Door dash.
Yeah.
They're taking it.
They're putting it out.
What is it?
What door dash is it?
I'm a little hungry.
All right.
I'm coming.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
I got you
I can't see!
Inhaler!
Inhaler!
Oh, no, I'm good.
He was already inside, he was already inside.
What the fuck is that?
That pepper's breaking.
She just pepper's breaking me!
I can't see!
Inhaler, inhaler, inhaler!
Why did you guys do that?
Hey, why are you guys coming? Why is he dying?
Are you good?
Do you perhaps need a little bit more?
Okay, yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Who are you here with?
Uh myself actually wait no I'm here with Myra. Myra who? Myra Knight.
Ah it's the kind of damage.
Where's Guapo? Where's your where's your little shit at?
Oh fuck.
Yeah this is a long road up here.
No where's your little shit at?
Isn't such a long road up here.
He didn't have me calling you mom.
I don't know where the slug is.
He didn't have me calling you mom.
He didn't have me calling you mom.
I heard you guys have soccer martinis in years.
What?
Soccer martinis? Have you tried one?
I don't know what the fuck she's talking about, but she's good. She's good. She's good.
I heard the fucking...
I don't know.
You actually heard me.
I don't know.
No, she good. She good.
Yeah, she good. She good, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they good.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That's where...
Oh, shit.
That's where he came from.
Yeah, no, she good.
Yo, the party's inside!
I keep telling them!
They're all sending me here.
Ryan Garcia, you beatin' that hard, bro?
Let me tell you something.
What's just that?
What's just gettin' inside that house, man?
Yo, you know he's talking about a fight, so don't be like raising your voice out of
You're gonna threaten me. You're gonna threaten me?
I was talking to him. You're gonna threaten me.
Oh, so you're gonna threaten me too, okay?
I was talking to him.
I was talking to him.
I was talking to him. Yeah. I learned how to fight, so...
You got it, bro.
If you want to try it, then you're gonna have to come through me, him and him.
Mmm.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Let me see what Jack is doing.
Hello, guys. How are you doing?
I'm good.
Okay, okay.
Age, uh, name of age?
Mosa, 25.
What's your name?
Mosa.
I'm a legal agency.
24, how old are you?
25, okay, what year?
2001.
What's that, you?
1997.
1992.
Oh, do you actually want a box?
End of match, boxing, yeah.
You want a box?
Yeah, Ryan will train me all that.
I will beat, yeah, yeah.
Me and you should box.
No, same height, same height.
Oh, yeah, have a good night, okay?
Should do my job.
How much do you like?
150 oh yeah now I wouldn't even fight you though
you know how you spare? you're fluffy? I've never blocked you before
wait what's your weight? I'm like 170 but you should get me on the car though
okay I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna hit us
you wanna spar or there's a good guy who wants to spar someone so you can spar him right here
that guy right there?
oh my god
you're not someone else
I can't compare you to people who did it best for you
oh how much you have?
oh first
how much is it?
236
damn
I was about 236
You're a little tame, aren't you?
You guys living?
Not living.
I got water.
There's some returner load?
No, right?
What?
No, yeah.
There you go.
With the water park.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring your own water.
Okay.
Tell Ryan.
I have to send a voicemail right now.
All right.
No, it's about Ryan.
Yo, Ryan, bro.
Good luck on your fight coming up.
It's me, Jason, Jason and Wayne.
Um, good luck on your fight, but after you win, I'm one next.
I want to get that ring, and I want to beat the shit out of you, all right?
Huh?
No head gear.
Huh.
Oh, he's talking big.
I think we need to make it happen next week.
Next week? No, he has a fight coming up.
No, no, he's at Hexen in September.
You got your-
We can make it happen.
And then you will get your ass beat, and he will have a little training, you know?
You're good.
Boy!
You're doing good.
Locked in.
No, wait, wait, come here, come here.
No, no, no, no.
Really surprising, like, it's like really shocking.
Alright, Garcia, you're not gonna beat the shit out of me, champ.
You're getting the water?
Uh-huh.
You're getting the water?
Yeah, the real thing.
But I'm dead as busy as we thought
I'm busy but I'm dead as hell, this is not serious man
I'm out bruh
Okay we go, we go, we go, we go
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
God, that was supposed to be the beat or thing.
Hey, the pool, the jacuzzi, everything's ready for anyone who wants to get in.
We got Sierra, KC, Joy May, Ice and Sophie, Connie Berry, everyone's getting in.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if I'm going to be so good at it.
I don't know how I'm going to be so good at it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yo, ready to fight?
Need the brothers, right?
I'm on the list, look, we got there man.
All of them?
No, I'm on my first one.
Alright, thank you very much.
You're making?
Yeah, but hold on.
No, yeah, yeah, I know.
You want to pat me?
Pat him down, pat him down, pat him down.
Who here? Who here?
All of them pat me down.
What's your name?
Ray, bro, nice to meet you.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, he's the photographer.
Oh
Need another pat down
It's a TVU.
He said 24 jump fans.
Where? The back?
Where? The fucking...
Oh
Yes, I
Have you seen a chop monster walking around chop no beard each up. Oh
Hey fucking ogre
oh shit my bad oh my bad bro dude
what's up with you bro I thought you
fuck man Robert my bad bro
I was looking for Rod down chop chop
dog moon
That's fucked up.
No! She pointed at you. I'm switching.
Dark, dark keys, nigga? Dark keys?
What in this goddamn house? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Dude, you need to eat some fucking gum. God, your breath smells like shit.
I don't give a fuck what I need. You need that-
Your breath smells like shit.
How do you look 35 at 24?
I look younger Jack. No, you don't know at least I don't know you don't you got a fucking
Weeks two weeks. I'm back to fucking market you
I don't fuck about my game. No one's making market of you. No one's making shit of you
I guess you
And first black box of my eyes
What's this? Oh, what's that buddy buddy? I have a secret. I'm a surprise
Mr.. Snack gave a sweet person. Hey, why'd you sit naked?
You don't know the brand that's Kaiser. No, I know it. You don't know it's all
Like you draw it, yeah, you feel it all.
You sponsored me?
No, no.
They sent it to me.
Hey bro, can you do me a favor?
Bro, why would you press me on a favor?
I did as I was doing bro.
I shoulda said Rod Dog Moon 24.
I asked for a name at age of 24.
I asked for a name at age!
You didn't ask for age, you just fucking clowning.
Take this.
Okay, do I look good?
No, like honestly, like this is bad.
This is bad, at least with your beard you're dead, that's a 10, I'm not even trolling, or maybe like a 9, like you want to pull over me with the beard
You want to pull over me with the beard, but no beard, you're like you said that
No, I think no beard, like we could actually meet each other with the beard, not to a point
Poor, I know
Can you, can you?
Okay, beer be!
This man cuss is cool enough, right?
I
No, I just know I'm fucking sacred, okay?
Yo, you left your post.
You left your post.
Make sure she's good back here.
Make sure she's good back here.
Are you good, though?
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good.
Sorry, I'm on the job right now. I can't.
Performing it, bro. He's so performing.
Alright, hold on.
Hold my bag.
40 for Dan.
Yeah, it's a thousand a day.
I got you.
I'm looking for someone that I think is your friend.
I don't know.
Oh!
Oh!
It's not dancing, get out!
Are you dancing?
Yeah.
Nice to get back!
Nice to get back. You said, uh, I ain't from London.
And, um, I think that was the best way to get it.
And you got money, too. And you got B.S.D.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
Got it.
Wait, guys.
Wait, guys.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
can we get a w man's in the chat bro can we get a w man's in the chat
We have to check every bed.
Here.
Here.
We're like the one.
He's in.
He's alive.
He's alive.
He's from Africa.
Bro, they instant left?
No, they didn't, bro.
No, they didn't.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Damn.
What are you doing?
Nope.
We're going to the mountain.
Take an out.
No, they didn't leave, man.
No, they didn't leave.
No, Red Solo, right?
No, I'm not.
No way.
Make it sure.
Don't ever say I'm Elmene, bro.
You fucking out your goddamn mind, bro.
Stay over there having a grand time, bro.
Okay, just make a sure.
Oh my god, you got it.
Okay, what's up?
How are you up here?
You're good.
The cousin photo.
My cousin?
No, no, that's the sister.
Right?
Yeah, that's the sister.
Pleasant.
Friend.
Yes.
Right.
friend yes you have a good time
not to me job
I'm for three
oh I'm for three
oh I'm for three
oh I'm for three
oh more
okay great job
great job
get in there
have fun I'm gonna do my job
yo
Get this group chat.
What group chat?
Alright.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I'm just gonna kill myself.
We can go.
What?
Whoa.
Don't do it, bro.
Look at that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, where are they?
Like...
Yo, do you guys know Blau?
Do I know Blau?
Can you call him?
Oh, you talking about the 40-year-old man at OSC?
Yes, I am.
I'm from Mark.
Yeah, I do.
You wanna call that 40-year-old man?
I mean, if you're here with him, then I think you should call him.
Oh, sure.
He's a bartender.
So I don't even know him.
He doesn't even know my name, but pick up the phone.
He said, say you're here with Blau.
Listen, listen.
I can't use AI.
I can use all that shit.
Right, right, right, right, right.
You can't use GPT.
They said you're AI.
Get over here now.
Which one is the bloke guy?
The dude that looks all the shit, and he does,
he's white hair, blonde.
They're not like 45, maybe 50, like...
They're joking, he's like 38.
Something.
They said you're 45.
You're gonna like let them do that. He's here.
Ah, dude, I'm doing my job.
I'm doing my job, bro.
No, she's here to steal stuff.
You're 45, I'm sorry.
No?
I'm 46, but no, I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Come on, man.
Get in there, get in there.
I know, you feel like I've met you before.
He was at the face of us.
He did the, I guess, the virgin.
You went high school, I had crutches.
Oh yeah, I saw that.
You was literally, I saw you on the TV.
Thank you, man.
Oh my God, everybody's showing up right now.
Yeah, it's good.
Hello.
of was like I do something I did my name on a thorough what red ID and porn
hey listen now you're fucking my it doesn't know you you know you know her
no you AI is very realistic now it is but my my 80s not gonna say my name
he's not gonna say no that's not my real name but what I'll show you my
I cannot believe you're doing this right now Red, I hate you, I hate you guys.
Who is that?
Dude, our job.
I will.
Sorry for giving you so much.
Our job?
What are you wearing?
Are you watching?
Nah, I'm not gonna lie.
How old are you now?
How old are you?
I'm 18.
Okay, I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around.
No, no, no, no.
Say the word, man.
Say the fucking word.
Do it.
Fuck, please.
Don't even, don't pull this shit.
Okay, here.
It's 21 plus, right?
Yes, it's 21 plus.
21 plus.
Let me see.
all right listen on the list right here
this is a screenshot
hello how would that be a screenshot
okay
let's see
we need those two to come in
we need these important men to come in
wait who
those two
I hate you guys so much
oh yeah
let's go
I'm gonna see what's going on with the legs of the belt.
Look, you got your ID's.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you doing?
Good, good, good.
Listen, listen.
Red, is she good or no?
There's no hope.
Is she good?
Yes or no?
Say the word, and I'll have her in the Uber out of here.
Oh, an Uber out of here.
Are you hungry?
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Maybe, yeah.
Who are you calling?
Right, right.
Party leader.
Group leader.
That's me.
No, you're not getting it.
We'll see about that, Red.
No, you're not getting it.
No, you're not getting it.
Sorry, you guys can go.
No, you're totally good.
Name and age.
Misha.
And?
22.
22, is that confirmed?
Oh my God.
That's not.
I know, I was 15.
Hold on.
The camera behind.
No, we're not getting it.
Of course, we're not getting it.
I remember I remember them they were streaming with Tokyo
I'm not fine.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Now remember that.
That's not you?
No, no, no.
That's not her.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, yo, yo, get in there and drink and have fun or whatever fuck these young
kids do what that is.
Where's your ass?
There.
You're gonna close it.
You're gonna close it in a second.
Where are you going?
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry.
22.
We're gonna land there, huh?
Yeah.
We're gonna land there, huh?
Yeah.
We're gonna land there.
We're gonna land there.
We're gonna land there.
I'm tired, man, I don't know, I don't know I got left in my shith, bro.
Bro, it's still until 5 a.m. and we burn the tent.
Get like breaks or anything?
Good shades, we get an O2, right?
Huh?
We get a good O2.
Good O2, yeah, we get better, at least.
Siky on the way?
Oh, we have someone clocking for us.
What?
You're gonna have someone talk in for us.
Okay, Silky.
Okay.
That'll be amazing.
Yeah.
Just extra hands.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't have an extra.
An extra fast.
Okay.
Apparently Silky's fuckin' doin'...
Silky's doin' the Macarena in his fuckin' room right now.
Actually, never mind.
He's out on the way.
This here?
Oh, yeah.
Here.
Look.
yeah go back for silky by the way I'll be damned
he's not even ready though oh he's dead ass walking around and swallowing his
fucking house
we'll be right back out patrol
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
I don't actually believe it.
Pick up a comment.
Alright. Ah shit.
I mean it!
Breathe!
How you doing?
How you doing?
Part of all links?
Y'all on the list?
How old are y'all?
I mean, I'm 24.
24, I mean, I'm 24.
24, I mean, I'm 24.
I mean, I'm 24.
I mean, I'm 24.
I mean, I'm 24.
I mean, I'm 24.
Are you front of me?
You're gonna stay here.
That's one.
Okay, you're good.
Yeah, I'll get in there and have fun, okay?
Thank you.
I don't drink too much.
Is somebody else coming in?
Just gonna do a thing.
I need a flashlight. Where you got a flashlight?
Yeah.
It came to keep getting lost.
Name it age, name it age, name it age, name it age.
Sorry to do my job.
14.
Sorry.
All right.
You're not sure?
No, 21.
I mean 21, 23.
Huh?
You're going to be 28 already.
No, no, no, no.
See age fluid now.
21, 23, 14.
What's going on?
I meant to say I'm over 21.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Let me see you at a different side.
I need you to get it for me.
Oh, oh, oh.
I want to get it for you.
Bye.
Bye.
So she is 13 plus 25 plus 21, you are like 40 something?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Do I have to take it out or?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, that's so bright.
Torres, Elmilia, or los espanol?
Okay.
How are you?
All right.
She's great.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do one thing for me.
I don't know who that is actually I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, you're asking too many questions
Yeah, that's his job.
I take my job very seriously.
I have to take Brayden home.
He has a fight.
Oh my God.
Okay, you know, go get Brayden.
You have to call him.
I don't know if you really would Brayden him around.
Do you want me to show you a picture of him in my bed?
No.
That could be AI.
A lot of people, a lot of people.
That should be a traffic jiffy team.
Listen, do you cooperate?
What?
What do you mean, I'm sorry?
I'm doing my job.
I'm doing my job.
So you're saying you're saying you're with me?
Huh?
Who are you then?
You're saying you're with me?
Yeah.
Who invited you?
Oh, what's good, Doug?
How you feeling, brother?
Tell him, brother.
Wait.
Hey, he get our deed or not?
We're just doing our job doing our job boys
Yeah.
Okay.
My daughter is asking about you.
Seriously?
Wow.
You want to say hi to her?
Hello.
What's going on?
Fucking do my job right now.
Do my job.
Yeah.
Hey, appreciate that.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for knowing me.
I appreciate it.
Hey, my daughter knows him.
Hey, that's love.
That's love.
Appreciate it. Hey my daughter knows him.
That's love. That's love.
Howdy, guys. Howdy, my boy.
How about your dad, bro? What the hell is dad doing at an OCS bar, are you sure? I don't know.
Shit. Shit. I don't know, bro.
That's pretty easy when my daughter is like, is the guy Jason there with the vest on?
I'm like, uh, let me go check and see. Yeah, that's funny. So, you know, she's viral on
Tiktok. Really? Yeah.
That's fine.
So, you just pull like this. It's the brightest shit.
Hey, how's that a laser?
God damn.
Damn it, man. Damn, bro, do you need this type of device on you, bro?
And then the house has laser, you mean this little lever?
That has laser I guess.
Bro, when, why, why, and why?
It's just a case you need to move around a little bit.
Hey.
Hey, it's getting lit in there, huh?
Go in there for a little bit, let me know.
This should have gun attachment.
I'm sorry?
Hey, get in there.
I don't even need to see ID, bro.
Get in there and do your thing, bro.
Hi, John.
I love you.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
Tarsier
Yeah
Wait partiful
You want a partiful you sure you want a partiful
Tara
I'm doing my job, so otherwise I'll come over there and say yeah
I need my pajamas
Oh my god, damn, precuits
Yeah
Yeah
Hey!
Yeah, fuck it
Wait, are you actually a bouncer?
Yeah, I'm a bouncer
What's with this party?
I was an invited
I mean, it's OCS party. They just got this house.
Oh, nice. It's a party.
Yeah.
Is it popping? Like, what's the vibe? Is it like a TARA party?
Nothing compares to a TARA party.
Are you excited?
I'm ready. Wait a minute.
It's a TARA 31st.
You like that it hurts?
Yeah.
I'm there. I'm there. Unless Kai, I'm just going to help.
Oh.
So, I got accepted.
Oh, I heard.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Oh, so you don't think that you could come to the party?
No, of course. Of course.
I swear, I'll be there.
Okay, good.
Cause I, you know...
I'm there, man.
I'm showing up for you.
I'm gonna show up for me.
I'm gonna be jumping out of fucking roosts.
You're invited as well.
For me?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, Jason goes out half a go.
Yeah.
Well, you can't stream it.
Oh.
Yo, I'm not gonna stream it.
Oh.
But you can come, of course.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
Okay, guys.
Stream, no stream.
You're, cause you're doing a YouTube, huh?
Yeah.
I go to all your parties.
Yeah, you do.
And I do really appreciate it.
I take no.
Okay, we'll get back to your job.
I'm going to do my job.
Let me know when those kiddos want picked up.
I'll pick them up.
Yeah, I'll give you a ring.
Oh my God.
What a diva.
I'm moving.
I'm moving.
Y'all know there is a no re-enlightened policy, right?
Yes.
Gotta get out of here.
Oh, shit.
She made the bus call.
Jesus, I'm burning for it.
It's 10-22.
I'm going to sleep.
Okay, stop it.
I'm going to move out.
I'm going to stop it.
What did you say?
22
Uh, I'm uh, I'm doing my job. She's doing my job. That's all you gotta know
So much I'm just kicked her out. No, no, no, she's making it. I'm making her know good
good
Arky, I gotta go to sleep
You're leaving. Yeah, I'm old at 10 20
Like that was like my friend
No, I haven't met that guy before.
Seriously.
No, yeah, he's a creep.
Do you need an angel shot?
Yes, I do.
Oh, shit, what's an angel shot?
Alright, chill.
Yo, okay.
Chill, chill, chill.
Don't relax.
Relax.
Listen, time now for our GBC.
I don't fucking play, bro.
I don't play!
Yo, shit, this car's gonna hit me.
No!
No!
No!
Help! Help! Help! My food's too good!
Get him! Get him! Help! Help! Get him!
Get him! Get him!
I didn't do shit! I didn't do shit! I didn't do shit!
Hell yeah!
This motherfucker. This is fucking sweet.
Hey, couple. Hey, there you go.
Hey, jokes on you. I like that.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Get this fucker
Where's the key
How do you lost?
She loved that bro
What's your name nice nice to meet you, man. What the fuck is this?
Yeah, how the fuck your fingers move backwards
Sure party trick
AH!
Wait I got fucked up elbows
Where's your party trick?
Wow he respects you a lot
You really fucking suck
Alright get home safe, okay?
I can do this
Make sure you don't drink and drive, okay?
We'll do
If I drink I can't talk to my chat while I drive
You sure man?
I
Hey, black have a good one, bro
I don't sewed you in your hand like you
Bro, are we are we locking shit down brother like 30 people
I'm sure jumping now, huh? I don't know inside. It looks like a fucking mosh pit. Oh God. Oh, you smell his armpit and dick
Oh, yeah, I'm going in there. I'm gonna probably something's okay
Hey, why is he so sweet?
Where's Sonsers?
Where's Sonsers?
Where's Sonsers?
Oh, he's a hard-hearted worker, bro.
He's always dying.
We're near the shop.
We're near the shop.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, we're going to send them home.
Yeah, send me home.
No, I'm kidding.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
I'm here to make sure the hoop scales are nice.
What up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
How you doing?
How we doing?
How you doing?
I'm just doing what you need.
What you need?
What you need?
Part of fooling. Yeah, this man. Send me when you just send me the address. I don't know
No, I'm kidding
What year what year were you born?
That's something like that. Why she doing that?
I believe you one thing before you get in say dude
Just doing my job y'all get in there have fun, okay
I
It's every fucking time boys
I'll get it.
Seems like there's some more people here.
Can I have a Uber, see how many people?
Make sure she's okay, man.
Gonna stay behind a wall just in case someone decides to fucking shoot.
There's the Shoki on the way.
Shoki on the way.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, how did you get in?
Ah!
Nice job!
He's good!
Yo, your eyes can never fix something.
You are a monster, bro.
Alright, name, occupation, and um... age.
Uh, my name is Nairie.
I was working inside.
You saw the call sign, right?
Saw the call sign?
Sorry.
I saw the call sign.
I saw the call sign.
Okay.
You have a portable link for me?
It's late for you?
No, it's fine
What's that?
She said she's in a mess
You're in a mess?
I drew an animation on a tiger with a eagle
Do you remember?
Yes
Welcome to my house
He's doing it.
No, no, no, no, you're good.
You're good.
Go home.
No, no, no, you're good.
Go home.
No, no, no.
You're good.
You're good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Go home.
Do it with my jack, sir.
Do my job.
Who are you here for?
Who invited you?
Who invited you, bro?
Actually, don't know nobody did
Oh, hell no don't let that guy in either
Who you here? Who you here with?
Just me. Oh, is that a real officer?
AJ pleasure to meet you name for look in age age 23
Perfect.
Let me see.
Yeah.
Damn, brother.
I got it.
I swear to God.
So you're going to pull up with two other dudes
and think you're going to get in?
Well, technically, I'm the solo.
Are you fucking the winner?
Technically, yeah.
Who the fuck are you?
Well, I'm not.
Well, can you call someone to get you in or not?
I don't really have anybody I can call.
All right, bro.
Listen, I got something you could do.
Open that Uber app and go to fuck.
I drove.
That's even better.
Sorry, but sir if I sneak in will you shoot me? Yes, sir. Oh, okay, so fuck I don't really want to get shot
Hey guys help
Remember me
Okay, I've been saying no, but he keeps standing he keeps loitering me. No, who are you?
AJ
We can let him in the interest where where did you sleep last night? Oh, she's salty
Wait, why are you letting him in and not me?
That's my guy.
That's your guy?
What's his name?
Ahmet.
Took too long.
So, uh,
go home.
So, go home.
Archie Connor, it's me.
Archie bro, do you know this guy?
From where bro?
You gotta give me something.
We went to Mammoth.
We can talk.
a lake top no no I was
literally where did you sleep last night on God and we're like at my house
listen um I got I brought drinks are you kidding me you came to a house warm
party would have and yeah that's disrespectful and no one invited you
and your job and your everything bad maybe a five gifted in the chat five
I'll give them both our chance to get out.
I'll take five.
Five to him, five to me, five to him, five to him, five to him.
Money kind of tight, bro.
We thought you got money, bro.
We thought you got money, bro.
I'll take this.
I'll take your shit, bro.
Yo, bro, what do you not understand?
What is that, coming out of my mouth?
Oh, you even know me. You even know me.
You know this guy or not
I don't fucking know you
Just leave bro, I hate people that I try to like beg to get in and shit like that
Listen bro, you want to get in get in your knees and start sucking them up a ton
That's not a baton
You need a second on the baton
Can I see what that is?
Bro, this clip is crazy
You want me to start going to baton?
You want to get lit or no?
This is one of them parties bro
I don't drink
This is one of them parties bro
I don't drink
You don't drink
You don't drink, you don't get lit
Then I'm sorry, you're going to stay out of the club
I'll get all I need to start going to baton bro
Alright, come on
Guapo
I know guapo
You're going to put that shit in your fucking mouth?
Well why are you never inviting me to my house every day?
That is crazy. I can't do it. Can I please go in please?
All right, all right, who do we have here?
Wonderful link. Okay name it age.
We're actually
What you get a card
What'd you say?
Guard's card.
Brother, I'm here to do my job.
Sure.
I'm trying to get into it, too.
Get in there after.
I like this. Nice and professional. Nice and professional. I like this. I like this.
How you doing?
I'm good.
How you doing?
Good.
All right.
I know, I know. I know.
Yeah, but it's one of my homies.
It's one of my homies, uh, old girl.
But I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
oh
this should have been bro where's silky at
like no yes we're in the back of the
oh we're a stinky bad you got a stinky cam he's in the car on the way like
powerful water I'm gonna grab him right here
no real bro one more time bro you do my job for me I'm trying to make it easier
for you stressing out here and you are working tomorrow no bro I love my job I
love my fucking job I'm gonna keep doing my job I don't need someone else to do
my job for me
get out like in the house
Party's that yes, you just say that
Are you mocking me? No, are you fucking knocking me? I just didn't know the party is that I thought the party was in the garage
All the time no one was there I was confused
You should understand the old goat. I got Ryan, bro
What the fuck?
What the hell are you playing with me like that, bro?
Stop with that boxy, bro.
I got y'all.
Oh my God, bro.
I got a lot more.
I got a lot more.
Doug, what the fuck's going on, bro?
That pink one coming back?
It never left dude. Really. I couldn't see it.
W16K, let's go.
Hey, I ain't gonna lie.
We got a fucking boner pick with you.
What's up? What's up?
They saying you wasn't letting my men in?
I mean, I mean.
I'm just doing my job.
No, no, I mean it.
He was just doing his job.
You better suck on my baton to get in there.
What?
Hold on.
Shail, though I wasn't.
And yeah, I mean, you know, you should do these jobs.
No, fuck that.
Fuck the job.
Dude, come on, bro.
No, I was doing my job.
Get his ass out.
Get his ass out.
Listen, listen.
Hold on.
No, I wasn't doing that.
That fucking drink down.
I'm very getting intimidated by her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know what you're about to do, Simon.
I can listen to you.
But don't fucking do it.
Don't touch me don't touch me
Don't touch me don't touch me
You go
Okay, we're good. Oh, yeah, I got epilepsy, bro
Out of this crib, bro get out of here get out of here
Get him out. Get him out. Hank. Hank. Oh, Hank. Oh, here. Hank. Oh, here. Hold on.
Get in the house!
Yeah, hide behind your mommy, bro!
Hey, don't hide! At least he has a mommy!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Shit, man.
What the fuck am I supposed to do, bro?
What am I supposed to do, bro?
like you what's not like shot like a sticker like what do I do bro like
what do you do what do you do in that situation
she taking my bro I'm supposed to be secure and shit like why am I running
away bro next time that shit happen bro bro this baton is getting jewels bro
in game though cuz I would never do that it's not worth it bro it's not worth
it but if she was not in that picture everybody's getting swung on every
But everybody's whole shit is getting shut down. I don't give a fuck
That's what I've been saying for three hours, bro, I've been doing my job
Oh
That's her car not yours
You debt you dead ass
You will light bring her car
So you love so you love your height you like your car
You got your ass with by Ryan Garcia
What do you do bro?
What do you do bro?
What do you do bro?
You act like you just named a fucking civilian off the street
No, I'm just saying bro like
You don't want to get my Samsung, my shit lagging bro
You don't care about my shit?
Bro, life you should be good
Yeah, only two
Yeah, zero, you got, hey, it's not birthday tuition
You want to give me two of you, you got two routers right there
You got any extra TVs?
Yeah, I got you
You gotta do one thing.
What's up?
Yeah, get on your knees, suck them up a ton.
Get on your knees and suck on these things.
I don't even like streaming that much though.
You know, put on your knees and suck them up a ton.
That's not even a hobby.
I'm just gonna put them on there.
I already know TV.
You don't even know how to turn off the fucking...
Turn on the car?
Wait for my...
Go work it.
I'm ready.
I'm not fucking hiring bro
Yeah?
All right.
That's my ass.
You got it.
All right.
Thanks.
You're on my friend.
Sorry.
Uh, that bottle can't go in.
OK.
OK.
Where?
Where'd you go?
Wait until it's drinking.
OK.
No.
What was that?
Oh, never mind.
You can go in.
Yeah, yeah.
OK.
OK.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Olivia, two of three beans.
Great.
Yeah.
I mean, that looks good.
No.
Oh.
Good idea.
Give him a second.
What's happening?
Oh, yeah. Oh, now we get our link. Now it says this button, right?
Yeah. Yo, yo, yo. Can you hear me, Roger? Roger, don't be poppy.
Where is it? I can't see the switch.
It's on the bottom on top.
Hey bro!
I think it's closed or something.
I don't know. I'll be honest.
You don't open it?
Sorry.
I got a stranger trying to open the gate.
Just say, uh, Ryan Garcia's friend.
Uh, Ryan Garcia's friend is trying to get out of the gate. Copy?
No, no, no. It's the system. It's Ryan Garcia's friend's system.
I'm going to be in a hurry.
You got what the hypebooster is on?
I'm not even wearing them.
What the fuck are you wearing?
I'm not wearing my hypebooster.
She got four inches on her pants.
You should have just shown me how to surf.
What the fuck about?
Hey, what the fuck about?
What?
Anybody know the gate code?
I don't know the gate code.
No, it would have been open.
Don't raise your fucking voice at her dude.
I said her dude.
You're related.
You're not related bro.
How you gonna tell me if I'm related to someone?
My job.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
There you go.
I'll show you inside.
I'm just gonna give you my letter.
I will get an ID please.
I'll be here.
All IDs, protocol links.
Yeah, I'll let you get this one.
Who invited y'all?
Said, okay, okay.
That's a no-name are y'all are y'all all together so I eat up out it all for y'all
Yo bro, I know how to do my fucking job. Where else to go the gates?
Yo yo
So you gonna suck on this shit, oh, you're gonna leave you gonna see you want to
The cookies ain't that much load this month, so I can't suck on that
They were a little bit lower. I would have sucked on it first rare on you get it
I don't know the code, I don't know what to tell you, man.
You deadass don't know the code?
Bro, I don't live here, I'm bouncing.
What?
I'm bouncing.
There gotta be a whole world for that shit, I don't know what to do.
The only word can't be I'm bouncing.
See, I was starting to like you, and then that just pissed me off.
That's the weird word you made.
Now you're gonna get in the fucking house.
Only shit that be bouncing is the way back you died.
I don't know.
You like that one?
You actually don't even bounce, bro.
Oh, so what the fuck type of make-up back you bought?
Hey, now you're gonna get in that fucking hole.
Only shit that be bouncing is the way back you got.
I don't know.
You like that one?
I actually don't even bounce, bro.
Oh, so what the fuck type of make-up back you got?
The big one bounces.
I got this to sit down.
Oh, you got this?
It would bounce though if it was a big back, huh?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
You got five seconds before this goes up fast.
You don't want to be here talking to me.
Bitches inside, you think I want to be right here?
They're calling bitches, first of all.
Second of all, this is going up your ass.
I'm seriously gay, so if my bitch, if my girls are in there,
I'm gonna talk about them.
Seriously.
Yeah, I'm gonna get you good tech. Sorry, I gotta do my job.
You can check it. Okay.
How you doing?
Hi, how you doing?
Oh, hi.
Yes, how are you?
This is my friend.
Yeah, sir.
How you doing?
Good. How are you?
What about your job?
Um, me?
Right away?
Yeah.
I feel a thousand miles away.
It takes so long to get here.
Oh, it's...
Y'all still came?
We did.
Well, do you want the good news or the bad news?
What?
Party's lit.
Okay, okay.
Okay, here it goes.
Bad news!
How far did you go?
It was like, 3 minutes.
No, no, there were not here.
Now up to me!
Um, I think the air and Fox might be in there.
It's opening.
I think it's opening.
Hey, Nina, be quick, though.
Hey, put it as close as possible, OK?
No, stop yelling at her, bro.
I'm deadass.
How's she gonna hear me?
Stop yelling at her, bro.
Later, dude.
Later, dude.
Do a job, just like I'm doing my job.
Hey, get in there.
Fuck the house.
Have fun.
I don't want you to pilot this, dude.
Hey, look.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
I
Asshole she saw you
I
See a camera my capacity for streamers
Hey, I say we're at capacity for streamers
Oh
I've been putting it pain for four hours for are you jerking off at home the face masks and shit give it to a get ready
Me of your party the party started at night
So just try to stop your brother
Wait, why are you screaming at him like that, bro?
I'm doing my job, bro.
It's been stressful.
Now I'm just playing.
Wait, is anyone on the list?
I'm doing my job.
Hold on, can we see them on the list?
Do they get booed?
I saw you on Wednesday at the house.
It's Nick.
Oh.
Is that part of July?
What?
You didn't even have to film July for all of you.
I know, but you viewed the crib.
Yeah, Nick.
Remember?
Nick!
Oh, wait, who was he, though?
I didn't see that.
I got the close one on the purple.
What's your name?
Ahm.
Ahmi?
Ahmi.
That should say.
In the hellcat?
I like him.
I like him.
I like him.
All right, boys.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
How many done in civil war?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Arrest him.
Man, he's with us, bro.
He's just bleep.
That's against Jessica.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, thank you sir. You don't have weapons?
No, I'm... I'm some kind of weapon.
Oh, bro, what the fuck's going on in it?
Yo, you doing your job or you gonna hug me?
Hey, hey, hey!
Do your fucking job!
I'm down, bro!
Yo, I'm doing my job, sir. Sorry. Get in there and have fun, okay?
Thank you so much, sir.
Santi!
Where's Santi on you?
Santi!
You don't know who you do?
Jerry!
Jerry!
What the fuck?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Come on.
Sorry, brother.
You good, brother?
Yo, fuck you.
Holy shit, bro.
Having a good time?
Yeah.
Oh, you're security?
Yeah, I'm bouncing.
I don't hear you.
I don't got, like, drugs.
I don't got weapons.
I don't know if you got in and you're good, bro.
Oh, I'm better at it.
Yeah, okay.
You're good.
You're good.
You're a camera man, so put your camera man back and when he gets tired, I'll take over.
Oh, you don't get tired?
Oh, you don't get tired?
Alright.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Is everything like situated over here?
There's a few people in that I don't want in.
Who?
Give me the fucking baton.
It's my baton, bro.
It's a fucking tripod.
I'm trying to take my shit.
I'm trying to...
What was that?
What was that?
It's a strange man next to me right now.
Copy?
10-4-10-4.
10-2, gotta shake, 10-2.
He's right out right here, bro.
You're not part of...
Bro, where's your gear bro?
You pulled up or...
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna cap.
I did ask the boss best of my course.
He's under trouble right now.
Well, I know right up high has another...
I know what else.
You're serious.
Where's right up high?
I know you got another vest and a gun a paintball gun at least
Which one is that look at what he got on his hip
I don't know which one is that
I
Can't carry
Oh
Only two per six hours
Hey, stop right there!
See, you got to come in and wear your make-up on my gear.
Ha ha!
You're gonna clock in, take my gear, and just make it up for a little while.
No, where the fuck are you about to give me a bus?
No, you go.
Nobody even coming on where you can't leave.
You think you're saying nobody's coming?
The party just started.
Hi, man!
Who that?
Ah, there you go.
Ah, you're from Jerry?
Your first shit.
There we go Jerry. There we go. You show him Jerry. Come on. Get the pool Jerry. Get the pool.
I know you've been here. Oh my God. I got this. I got this.
Yo yo yo. I know I know I love you bro but you gotta get through him.
Let's see what he does here.
We're like where's your, where's your, where's your, yeah, yeah.
So I thought there was only plus one here was you?
I just came here from Puerto Rico.
What?
I know him bro!
I see his videos!
You had to see that.
I thought you had to see that.
He did a Luigi outfit.
Oh that's a good one!
Where did he get the focal?
Where did he get the focal?
Where did he get the focal?
Whoa!
Hold up, hold up!
Yo!
What?
He showed me the front page.
Where is the loose?
Nah, nah, nah!
I don't know what I'm doing right now.
I don't know what I'm doing right now.
Wait, security not a lot of sleepers.
That's fucked up.
On the list?
I mean, make sure it's you.
They have a lot of randomness.
Security not a lot of sleepers.
Basically, what he's saying, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You got a lot of sleepers.
Don't do something.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You got to hold on.
You got to hold on.
You got to hold on.
We got to hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Who's who?
Who's who?
Who's who?
We're all individuals.
Okay
Oh
Wait for my phone
Your pants off
No
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's doing like the impersonator.
No, he's not.
Yay!
I love this!
He's good!
He's good at coming in and doing the fungal.
What federal agency are you working for?
I'm not going to lie.
I'm scared a little bit.
My paper's on this, so you're scaring me right now.
Don't worry, he's not good either.
Not like that.
Climbed
What's that? What's that? What's that?
The background?
Have you ever been saw?
Have you ever been saw a house?
Where is this?
What's this over here?
That's my plato.
Hahaha, it's an old one.
Hey brother, enjoy the party.
Enjoy the party?
Have you ever been sawing a house?
Have you ever been see a house?
I don't even wanna shout.
It's an old one?
What is it?
Uribeguatemala.
Uribeguatemala?
No, it's a baby.
They are so fun, baby, they are so fun.
Come here, come here, look at your mouth.
I'm gonna keep doing my job.
All right, all right.
We are-
Partiful?
Name H.
Huh?
Partiful, name H.
Oh, I'm Naya.
19.
Oh, you need to-
Do we got wristbands?
Do we got wristbands?
She's under 21, people.
You're 20?
Sorry.
You're not 21.
Arke, no wristband for the under 21?
Under 21, you mean?
So we gotta put X on her forehead.
We gotta muck up.
Somebody gotta muck up.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
X X X 18
We've seen 18 if you even think about I'll call we throwing you out. Don't even think about it
No, you're thinking about it kick her out
You shouldn't even be here you should be studying
For school
mom's nigga she got a phone right
Terry how do you know everybody's mom bro
close the gate close the gate
fuck I'm tired bro
I don't like you thinking about 5 hours
you don't want to go inside
bro can I get like a break or something
yeah bro go inside bro what the fuck
let's go get a break come on
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Shit
I'm good I'm on break right now
Water buddy only got diet food?
I'm fucking thirsty bro
Why they feeding me like shit
Who the hell was in a diet food?
I'm hungry bro
There he goes.
I'm gonna make that quick.
Come on, big chap.
come on break chat
this is gonna take that back
come on break
this deadass like resident evil died
Oh, yeah! What's going on?
Are you tired of being a bodybuilder?
I'm on break right now.
I'm on break right now.
Who wants you?
Thank you! Thank you! I'm starving!
What the fuck, I thought it was the way it came off.
Ah, it's for me!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my God, I'm dying!
You're not gonna eat my food!
I've been belting this half for five hours!
You wanna take my food?
Nobody opts you to!
Whatcha think?
That's good, it's actually pretty good.
Woo, what's up?
Don't trust my shit!
My fault, what's your opposite name?
My fault.
So there seems to be a big fricking problem, John.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got the dad go for this man
Explain explain him what you want to leave game this shit. I'm all right. He's my right mind you
I said I was gonna order him an Uber. He said he's still we got a flat
We're gonna fly this is him the homies just pulled up and y'all about to leave
Mind you mind you mind you
Just got off of a flight drove an hour and a half
An hour and a half you're gonna leave the homey. No thanks. That's what I'm telling you
That's what I'm telling y'all.
Yo, I'm gonna be such a niggat ass.
That ass.
Don't turn it off.
Y'all are fucked up.
Y'all are fucked up.
Y'all are fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Oh, genuinely, bro.
Genuinely, bro.
He's my right.
Yo, this is actually my right.
Y'all have a little human display.
I just fucking...
So, who ripped the N-word, bro?
Because I heard it.
What?
Oh, shit.
Who's that?
Y'all, how you somehow just keep sneaking up on me, bro?
I cannot tell you that.
Wait, wait have a question if we do something that we can't do you have to kick me out
I bet
Until then you got to go inside and if you think about it, bro, you're also streaming so you're like quitting work
I know why.
You do what we're working on.
No, no, no, if you do it.
Nothing is fake, dude, man, bro.
No!
You don't even have to do it.
He's sober!
He's a driver.
He's really sober.
Safe, safe, safe.
Safe, wait!
It's just like no one is going to be me, mate.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, safe, don't do it, safe.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
No, wait!
Nobody's talking.
We are ready we are ready any other way any other way we could get kicked out
See he quit
See for my homie I would go my knees and so don't I shit so fast if you take seven second shot
We'll just we'll stay right here
Oh
All right, bro listen if you really want to be a man leave your friend
Yeah, he's single and has nowhere to be I have a flat early that part
Look at the confirmation code right now. I'm obsession. I checked earlier
So bro, just don't sleep
What's the
See that guy bro, be that guy.
What's wrong?
Bro, free?
What's up, bro?
Yeah, he's gonna let Barbie keep shooting us.
Yeah, I just think so.
Barbie keeps shooting us up on free.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You want a shot?
I'm good.
You're good.
You're good.
You don't want the diet code?
I'm good.
You're good.
Why did you hand me an empty diet code?
What did you hand me?
I'm playing some boxing.
Everyone needs to go inside.
I'm gonna tell you everything.
Let me know.
Where is your girl?
She says she's gonna pull up with six people.
I'll get to see her here.
OK, which girl are you?
Which one?
What are you talking about?
Are you filming?
No, no, no, I'm saying who, I'm saying who.
Bro, etharoh.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Yo.
You see here?
No.
What the fuck?
Won't you just be looking for her?
Am I?
Yeah, that's who she is.
Look, bro, I'm in a different mode right now, Jason.
Get out of here, bro.
I'm in a different mode.
I'm in that mode where you looking good.
That's the time of what I'm looking at.
I bet.
Get out.
I heard you.
I heard you.
You heard me.
You need to start sucking on to the top.
No, I suck.
No, one more time.
This is your-
This is like the sixth time you done this is your
Everyone just a second is the top. Yo, don't let them leave
There's a shed back there. There's a shed back there without working back
She's there I like join me
I don't remember that.
Alright, let's do a Suki dead ass clock.
Ethero? Ethero is Joimei!
What?
They're different people. Oh my god, bro. I wasn't a fool with Ethero, not Joy.
I thought he just had like a nickname for her in the context. I'm tripping, bro.
I'm tripping, bro. Bro, I'm drunk. I'm drunk, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. It's 11. Nobody's coming anymore.
It might be time to clock out, boys.
It might be time to clock out...
for the night.
Maybe take a couple shots for you and then get drunk and then maybe stream just ends?
No, no, no, I was in like...
Who the hell was in the stream, bro?
Who the hell thought I was in the stream, bro? This shit open, bro. Good.
That's not...
Oh, thank you.
I'm not in the stream, bro. I'm talking about clock out of my fucking shift.
Oh, shit.
I'm not drinking, dude!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
What's up, bro?
Fucking big-ass beetle flew in my hand!
All right.
Do one more round of, like...
No!
Fuck!
No, you're not secure as shit!
You're not secure as shit!
I'm fucking out, bruh.
What?
Well, you're my man.
Brother, you in here, you just started talking to everybody.
I'm outside trying to secure shit for four hours, bruh.
Rayden wakes up to good morning,
and this nigga wakes up to sight and laser.
It's like I'm not even...
Man, she thinks it's flexed on me.
It's crazy, though.
So, do you have...
Yeah, look, look.
He's going over there.
Nigga told me a thousand dollars if I jump in the pool.
Who's over there?
He's gonna go over there
Damn, that's it was hard until you guys
Oh my God!
Agent the dude!
You showed me your STD test!
It came back positive!
What the fuck?
I'm afraid for you though!
Hey!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh!
I'm afraid for you though!
Hey!
Let's go!
We have to do my job!
Don't tell me how to do my job!
Ain't nobody in the dance floor, man!
Oh
Oh
What was the rules? What was the rules right now?
Damn! Damn not! I'm your dog.
No, bro, I worked with my sister-in-law for the first time in a day.
How do I keep bumping into you, bro?
Because I'm about to get mad, bro.
I'll be honest, bro. I'm fair to the lie.
Like, like, this is not your room.
Are you even allowed up here, bro?
I told you I was coming out.
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm, I'm clocking out.
There's four rooms.
I'm clocking out bro, there's not my gear anymore.
So what do you want to go do?
I'm out of it bro, enjoy the night.
Bro, I'm tired of fucking working.
Nah, that works though.
I'm done working bro.
What's that?
What's going on?
We're doing our night.
Me and you, we're going out.
We're not saying we're going to do that shit.
I'll make that no suppression. That's fine
Yo, yo, yo stranger jumping me right now. I need your help a step copy
I'll partner this. Okay, let's go.
We're gonna make sure these kids are off.
Can you see what's on that wall?
I don't know.
There's no beach.
There.
That's how it's based.
Alright, come on.
Alright, come on.
Seven,
six,
four,
three,
two,
I know I know what I see one. No, I'm done bro. It's when I fucking have fun, bro
So, what you trying to work in?
What you coming in for?
I'm gonna go back to doing what I was gonna try.
No, bro.
I'm gonna go back to taking nap.
Come on, girls, bro.
No one even likes me.
Everyone hates me.
The girls not talking to me.
You wouldn't even like me.
Like, what do you even do, bro?
I'm trying to nap.
Why are you trying to nap at a party?
Because I don't.
You would drink?
Like, no, but the girls not talking to me.
That's all that happened.
The girls were not talking to me.
You coming in here and making my night worse, bro?
Like, think about it.
No, it's cool.
But there's a whole party.
Obviously, if I'm in here, I'm hurting, bro.
I'm hurting.
And you just made it worse, you know?
I'm just trying to have a good night, bro.
You know what?
No, I'm not joining the chorus.
We just had a fight, man.
It was the worst thing in the whole time.
I tried
He said that's good.
He can change your life.
Do you know how many languages he's been to?
Five languages.
What happened, bro?
Shut the fuck up.
How's it bouncing?
Bouncing bouncing.
party she got signed but she's waiting for you to finish but she's waiting for
you to finish I don't know bro I just I'm gone
bro wait a minute how you feeling do you need anything bro I just clocked out of
a long hard shift ready to party I'm ready have a good time you want to take
shot no why cuz better between that fun and plus I drive I drove you drove yeah
You want to drive more how much are you getting paid to do this? Oh, um, what do you say? Wait, do you say oh shit?
I'm doing this here for a love of the game, bro
I'm good at what I do
Oh
Yo, you just got ready. Oh my god, right from who?
Bad boy. Oh, no
You don't want this shit. I get aggressive.
This is how you got Saunders for real?
What are you talking about?
This is how you got Saunders for real?
Bro, you got him in this corner.
You got him in his corner, charging out of batteries.
Yeah, I collect his life.
On his knees, bro.
Like, at least get him a chair or something.
His life is not terrible.
At least get him a chair.
Yeah, she's just finishing.
Yeah, if you'd like, yeah.
He's sick?
You sick, Saunders?
He's gone as hell no of course don't worry about it. You can take a good night or some shit
You eat two eggs
What do you mean I want to take him bro?
I could drive a car if I wanted to.
Wait, wait bro.
I forgot what I was going to ask.
Don't make fun of my little bed.
You do need to upgrade to a king.
No I am.
I got to call Lacy.
That's what I came up here for.
Because he said, they find Lacy.
Oh shit, my friend is glitching.
Because he said that I didn't invite him to pray,
I invited him.
Oh my god, bro.
Would you address the elephant, please?
Yo, that's hard.
Whoever made you that or if you bought that, that's tough.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No, no, no.
That's funny, bro.
That's all right.
And then when there's some drama going on,
I'll walk you to your room.
Not yours.
That's actually funny.
Yeah, that's it ain't drama. Hold on, I'm calling Lacey. Wait, it's 11. Do you think he's still awake?
Huh? Do you think Lacey's still awake? Or is Lacey probably like, yeah, hey, I'm doing it.
Hi!
Are you streaming?
Are you streaming?
I'm sorry, bro.
Bro, it's gonna, I, I auto assume that all the core boys don't even need to get by. They couldn't really pull up any time.
No, you didn't have to invite me, so...
Yeah, I know lazy y'all ass would not come bro
Bro in a wheelchair, I mean, I guess you did the last time
Bro, I love you lazy. Wait, I'll Dennis invited you bro
Yeah, I was like bro. I'm gonna see us
Yeah, but I was like, hey, that's a really weird night.
Bro, it was like 4 PM.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Look at what two weeks disgusting two weeks even more black
Go, go!
Go, go!
Are you dead out there got your girl cameraman every year?
Yeah!
Why is she a fuck up?
No, but like,
actually my thug,
but like he wants you.
Like later have fun too!
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with John.
Man, we're gonna have fun.
Yeah, I just touched his head.
Yeah.
No, I touched my thug.
Oh, he's dead ass.
That man's real.
Thank God you came a streamer bro. He sucks at jobs.
Damn. You got a JN chain?
Yeah, I mentioned before.
Jason Wing?
Jason Wing.
You're gonna eat your protein. You're gonna eat your protein first time.
What's up with that?
Oh my God.
Oh, it's so funny, I believe you live here now.
It's so beautiful.
How about two years in a row, though?
Oh, it's a pool party for nobody in the pool!
You first! You first!
It's a pool party for nobody in the pool!
Don't jump in!
I'm not jumping in by myself!
Jump in!
I'll jump in if somebody else jump in.
I bet I will.
I'll jump in.
If I don't jump in, that's not my fault.
That's not my fault.
Jump in.
You gotta go first.
No, on the same time.
That's all hands on the same time.
You're not jumping in, bro.
You're not.
You're not.
You gotta do it at the same time.
Lock your body, bro.
You gotta do it at the same time.
You gotta do it at the same time.
You don't.
You gotta do it at the same time.
You're gonna scam me, bro.
You're gonna scam me, bro.
Why?
Why?
Is this American?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
You're gonna leave.
Yeah.
I'll make you fall.
You ready to go?
Stop playing in my face.
I'm deadass playing in my face.
I can't make you fall.
Yeah, okay.
I'll give you my spot.
Yeah.
I know you're playing, bro.
Rest up.
Rest up.
You deserve it.
You deserve the shot.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We're gonna win, guys.
We're gonna be safe.
We're gonna be safe.
We're gonna be safe.
You're gonna vape?
You gonna vape?
He's gonna mess your voice.
He showed us!
You're so dead!
This is the edge of your trump card, bro!
Thank you!
Wow!
Who'd you show this?
He knows Will Smith!
Oh, perfect!
He's from Saudi and England.
From Saudi?
Saudi and England.
Okay.
I've been signed by Saudi.
Aw, good one.
Good one!
I'm gonna go too.
Take my seat.
I'm gonna go back to the car.
Hey!
Now's a good time?
Yeah!
I'm gonna drive myself.
I'm gonna fly down, so I'm good.
I'm gonna drive you up a hill.
Hey!
Hey!
I
I
I'm not a security no more, I'm not a cop though, oh shit.
I'm sorry.
Who's cleaning them?
I'm cleaning them.
Oh, they're here.
Let me get us a love shot.
Okay, never mind.
Sorry.
Are you still piece of cake?
Oh, I'm not sick.
I'm not sick. You're just being very security everywhere, bro.
I see he's getting jealous of you trying to get between us.
Tell him that you're with me right now. Tell him that you're with me right now.
I don't know why, but he wants a lot of confirmation and a lot of validation because he says that we always wanted to get to him jealous.
I don't care. It's whatever I don't
I could dead as go those swimsuit on them right now
I don't have a swim suit on me. I'm gonna take a shirt your pants your boots. He sucks
but make sure you took a good bunch of things
and swallowed all the, uh, the
I don't know, I don't know what it was.
That's the only thing about,
you're going to make that,
you gotta understand that.
Bro, if I can't stand it, I'll be good.
No, you just, oh, okay.
I tried to make it like a city.
That's what I said in a song I made.
I tried to make it like a city.
I do though, like I live my lyrics.
I don't rap cat.
I'm trying to make it like a city.
Cause I be getting cursed, bro.
I don't only care because I got money.
I'm not a bro, I'm not a loser bro.
I literally just had to do like one couple hours ago.
Oh shit!
You coming in there with me?
Yo how's the pool party with nobody in the pool?
How about you go in the pool?
oh that side is like ten feet so just jump here this is like four feet
He's not even out there!
He's not even out there!
Fuck!
Come on, let's bring this friend a little.
Oh, see?
What's up, bro?
What do you see again?
Get your hands off me.
Oh, my God.
Ew, you stink.
Are you out of your mind?
No, I'm not.
I'm not even sure.
I smell your upper lip.
It smells crazy.
crazy I don't know how you can walk around and just like yeah yes your upper
lip
guys guys guys
Something's stuck in our people.
No.
As soon as I clock out, oh shit, shit's so evident.
But you don't want to do your job, bro.
You came in, caught it for five minutes, and clocked out.
Oh, look what he did in, bro.
One more time on the wall.
I will walk him out.
Hey, look, I clocked out.
I want to do him out of here, bro.
Why are you keeping your rules?
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm spreading the news, Marlin is coming!
Oh shit, what's up man?
How you doing bro?
How you doing?
He's like a shatter streamer, you man.
He's fucked up how they did you.
Marlin, you mean that?
That's right, you can be this one.
What?
You can be this one.
Guys!
I'm spreading the news!
Marley is coming!
Wait a minute, take it down here!
Take it down here!
Marley's coming!
Marley's coming!
Let's go!
No, see he's ready to go!
See he's ready to go!
See he's ready to go!
See he's ready to go!
No, get a fucking grip like that!
Get a grip!
He's ready to go!
I don't want to give a look about the Oro Man himself.
and let it out, it's the only love
It's the only love
Are you gonna stop that?
I'm still!
Do you know what's out?
Out
Out
I got you
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
I am out
Fuck, bro.
Fuck, I'm tired.
Still water as full, water dirty, resident evil water?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo!
It's resident evil water!
Dog.
No, no, no, no, it's clean.
It's what it got, bro. That's what I hear shit about like people getting brain eating amoeba. No, no
We just threw it yesterday. We put in the filters. We believe we put in chlorine. It's clean
No, no, I swear it's good
Yeah, I'm like 99%
That was a chance, bro
That is good. Somebody went in too. So they say still water
or I mean yeah it is still water the only thing that's bad with still water is
that when you jump in it's gonna hurt but like it's only been still water for a
day so it's it's it's not even that bad. What does that mean still water like a
watery drink like still a tap water? No like when the water is super not or like
you know how like pools have like little fountains that move that that one the
fountains aren't working in there so it's smooth and when the water is smooth like
bacteria can build up that's why you need like running water that's why like you
can drink from rivers but you can't drink from a lake you know what I mean
I actually don't want to get sick again.
No, but you'll be good.
Are you sure?
Or are there anything you can use to get in the hot tub?
The hot tub is running water.
Are you positive?
The hot tub, you'll all 100% will be good.
The pool, there's like a small little chance you might get sick.
But the water's only been there for one day.
So it's like, it can't be that dirty.
You got flip flops?
No, I don't really get flip flops, bro.
I'm low on it.
But the hot tub, you'll all 100% be safe.
But the pool, there's a chance you might get sick.
It's like 1%
It's like 1% bro
You got like a tank top bro
Yeah
I don't want to go on solo
It's small too
So that should let me do it right
Yeah.
So you have to put it over?
Should I?
I'm sitting down, bro.
I've been telling you.
It's all right, bro.
Don't worry.
Dude, I don't even know what you're in shape, bro.
This is kind of dead-up, huh?
You're in shape, bro.
I'm serious.
Bro, no trick, bro.
He's good.
Bro, it says you're fat, too.
You're fat, bro.
You're actually fat, bro.
I
Know don't start your stuff don't do the redify method
What
The next one I shouldn't get in your day
So buddy like I just let me hit a pool I can give you a day
Okay, I'll be there right now. Okay. I'm on the way
How's one again? And then bro, I'm gonna hop in the pool
Hi
Go slip for the thrill!
Yeah, sure.
How old fuck?
I'm gonna grab these big guys, unless you slide, I like it.
I
Who's that the music
Get out of the way!
Get out!
Get out!
Get the hell out there!
Taboutu, they're right there!
Hey bro, I'm about to hop in the pool.
Get out.
I'm rocking it. Who are you out with?
Where are you going?
My gang.
You're leaving?
No, no, no. I'm about to hop in the pool.
What's up? How have you been?
I like the one
So nobody's gonna
We both came from Val
Wait so that first reaction was
Like Screech?
Like that was cool.
Why'd you do that?
Because it's like you did the four poses to fall off.
Oh my god, you did that.
Wait, you didn't have to go viral, you just did it?
Wait, you genuinely messed up in the head.
Oh my god.
Wait, did you get like a...
Did you get like a...
I moved out.
So I moved out and I was like, fuck it, I moved out.
Shit, go ahead.
Did I go viral?
Because I didn't see the clip.
I
Shoot
a couple hundred thousand not one million numbers. Yeah, I'm not up there. Yeah, that's a lot
It's pretty good, I guess we have different for you bro. What's your for you?
What for you?
Everybody likes to die for life.
Lacey.
Me, Lacey.
Wait boss!
Motherfucker, why did I see a couple of you being mad that I got him to streamer here?
Why were you shaking your head when I got in here?
I was jealous.
Your first reaction was to be like...
I was jealous, bro.
And then right when you started...
Right now it's all streamer you.
for you.
Soccer.
Boxing.
Movie ballast.
Oh my god, I gotta show you a photo.
I gotta show you a photo.
What the fuck is that in the pool?
What the fuck is that in the pool?
Look.
Out of all the hundreds of people I got
in streaming, they were showing me cameras.
Look at who the heart is over.
Look.
Rock, scissors, moon!
That's cool.
I thought you'd buy it.
Hey guys, I just want to say I'm hoppin' in the hot tub!
I'm gonna say it's gonna be a pleasure being classmate with you and sure for you.
To us!
To us!
Hey!
Good to see you there!
Thank you, congrats to you!
That's amazing!
Yeah, it's uh, I was number seven.
Hi!
Yeah, I was there.
What was it like getting called up?
I don't know if you remember I was literally in my chair, and I was like oh my fucking god
Oh my fucking god, all my friends came in and they started hitting me
Oh yeah, I remember
Asian friends? Yes!
I remember
Wait, what the fuck? Why is that specific?
Because I remember all your friends being Asian
No, no that's not true
There was two dudes that I thought about
I remember
Look, they were all my college friends
Yes
They came to visit because we were all on a trip
That's incredible
So yeah, because now you're framing it really
No
No, no, no, no
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's not chill, right?
Listen, let me tell you, life's about to change.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
But, you gotta do one thing.
What?
Vote for me for class president.
No, vote, no, vote for me.
Vote for me for class president.
I'm telling you right now.
Everybody want to be class president.
But everybody want to be black class president.
So what's your agenda?
My agenda?
Or what's your sell yourself?
Okay, I sell myself, okay?
So what are two things that a class president needs?
Yes, class and precedence, right?
Okay.
Right?
So I have the class, right?
I can bring the fun.
I can bring the serious, right?
Like, put your stuff up.
Get it together, right?
Okay, yeah.
And the precedence as well.
Okay, but what are you going to do for the students, see?
What are you going to do?
That's what you lack.
No, okay.
I'm for the people.
I'm for the students.
Are you?
Every person that votes for me is getting a PC.
Oh, did I?
Yeah.
Every person who votes for me, every person who votes for me is going to get encouragement
Because I am a small streamer.
But!
But!
You want a PC?
Give it!
Give!
You want a PC?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But!
Okay!
But!
If you want me to stop competing, you gotta give me some notes.
And I stop competing.
Uh, how about a raid?
A what?
A raid?
A raid!
A raid?
For me to not compete!
A raid for me to not compete?
A raid!
Oh fuck!
Words of encouragement!
Words of encouragement!
Um...
Okay, okay, dance battle right now, if you win, if you win, I promise you, I promise you, I won't, I will not run it.
Okay, I bet.
Alright, get asked.
Thanks for the truth here, I can't help but heard you care about people's votes here in Little PC.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm running for class.
Where do you two go, me too?
Jay, wait, I swear to God, you have my vote, I swear to God I get my vote.
Get asked.
I'm gonna be real I might just vote for you anyways because you did you did bless me with a little baby
I'm gonna
I miss you bro. Yes. I'm gonna leave though
This is my dog bro
Who we just met tonight?
We're family!
I knew him since he was freshly 18 and all this boy
And I knew him since just right now
I knew him since he was a freshly 18 year old boy
That's crazy
You're waiting?
Oh that makes sense
I was thinking when he said that
No, that's what I heard
I was waiting for you to turn 18
I was 20 and he was crushy 18
You were waiting for him to turn 18
You were counting on the time
Oh, come on young!
No, I wasn't, but I'm just saying
No, I don't know
You started the grooming thing
I'm going to have to
No, that's bad
Oh, you can dance
I told you to dance battle
You dance, I, you got my vote.
Wait, you vote for me?
Oh, okay, so you're not relying.
Wait, wait, wait.
If I have to vote for someone,
and I can still run, I'll vote for you.
Get ass?
Swearing, get ass?
Thank you.
All right, so I have your vote.
Can you say that?
Can you say that to the camera?
What was your name again?
I was Tori.
I was Tori.
Yes.
I got your vote, you got my vote.
Get ass.
If I can, get ass.
If I can.
No, I think you can.
I think you're allowed to vote.
As a brother one, I got you. Okay trust. I'm so serious. Good to meet you for you. Good to meet you. I'm gonna see you. I'm sure for you
You make sure it makes you safe. Oh, I'm gonna make you safe. Yeah
love
Liar you're lying bro. God
My photo PC out of stuff and little babies stuff like that. So I should be safe
We're good. Oh fuck. That's not our
PC J. Love you, bro
Guys I'm gonna get him to high jump!
What the fuck is that for high jump?
Guys I'm gonna high jump!
It's not hot, it's not hot.
I'm not gonna keep my hat though, but I'm gonna hop in the hot tub.
Oh, this is cool as fuck!
Hey guys, I'm hoppin' in the hot tub!
Let's go!
It's very cool, just a little.
I'm not gonna let you get cold.
I'm not gonna let you get cold.
Hey!
Alright! Alright! Alright!
I'm not gonna let this hot tub pull to shit.
I'm gonna let it deep in the hot tub.
Oh, shit!
Hey, quick hot tub update is closed!
It's actually... it's a shit.
That's not even a hot tub!
This is not.
You want me to flag that?
I'm in the hot tub.
I'm in the hot tub!
Why you keep announcing you're Bo Day Hur is in the first three times?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
Jason, Jason is in the hot tub!
I'm in the hot tub now!
Is it hot?
No, it's not that bad.
Hey, yeah
Oh wait, your name was what again?
Taylor and you know who?
Well, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna make people cheer.
Hey, why nobody at the pool at a pool party?
It's time it's time. You don't even have your swim trunks on bro. I'm getting naked in the pool. It's skinny.
Wait, will I drown? Is it heated?
She is broken bro. It's like a pool. No, yeah, like the heating is broken.
I got a hot tub or like a cool tub.
Bro, it's a good lunch. Wait, were you already got in? I got in bro, look.
I
Yeah, don't be scared to get in hold on I should look at legit
No, it's cold as hell.
That's not a hot tub, man.
It's actually freezing.
My shit's dribbled.
Listen, I need help with the hot tub.
Yeah, I was hoping to.
I don't got a problem with that.
I'm coming back in 10 minutes.
You good, bro?
Look, he's staying.
Yo, this boy has a cold tub.
He's staying because he's going to hot tub.
What do you mean?
I'm trying to get more people in here.
Yo, go and prove something.
They're trying to get it moving.
I'm gonna be right back
Good.
Oh, Jason.
It's up, bro.
How are you?
Good.
Can you say hi to all of me?
Nice.
There's a hot tub.
The hot tub is here.
Hey, hey, hold the hot tub.
You remember, I was on a baby show two like years ago.
It's like a cake lift. It's a cake lift.
Oh my god.
Where is it called?
It's in here.
That was like before your whole wall.
That was amazing.
That's crazy.
How you doing?
I remember. You were crazy.
I was crazy.
I take medicine.
I take medicine.
That's good to see you again.
It's nice to see you.
It's racist here doing good.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get people to hot tub.
No, hot tub.
Hot tub.
It is?
Yeah.
Why you drive?
Oh, come on, man.
Oh, I was in there, man.
What, what the fuck are you doing down there?
What?
Bro, that's like, I scream on the ground.
Why do you guys scream out?
Yo, I'm not gonna let this shit.
This shit is disgusting.
No.
No.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm not winning.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
My feet are disgusting.
I heard this hot tub is good!
That hot tub is good!
It's good!
It's like a hot tub!
Yeah! It's cool though!
It's not hot!
It's not a hot tub!
More like a cool tub!
I'm gonna get my slides!
Move
Nigga this is cold
I was waiting the hot tub!
Hi Jason!
Oh shit!
Oh yeah, I also want to ask you guys
I'm so proud of you!
I'm having a great time!
You're having a lot of fun!
Hey Jason!
Hey, we should all get in the pool!
I don't have a swimsuit on!
You should!
I don't want to go to the pool!
Fuck you, Vino!
Get in the pool, Lina!
Hey, fuck you, me do shit.
No, no, I just, I just wish I had a shit for you.
I don't wish it, I was going to go to the gym.
No, no one wants to go to the gym.
I don't think they want to go to the pool.
I'll go.
Go, bro. Get in the pool.
I can't swim.
Alright, so nobody decided to go in the hot tub.
It's like a hot tub of panels.
That's actually a good thing.
That's actually a good thing.
That's actually a good thing.
Do you shit like that?
It's like a cold sun.
It's like a cold sun.
We're tensed.
Yeah.
Except nobody's hopping in and no one's hopping on the train.
Yeah.
Hey!
Oh, oh shit, you okay?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Oh my god, bro.
Are you okay?
That's good.
That's, that's, that's, that's.
Are you drunk?
No.
Any water?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
are you drunk? No. You need water? Are you drunk?
He's not drunk. Get in. I'm in. Get in. I'm in. Get in here.
Hold my hand there. Get in here. No. No. Get in.
If you're not drinking it. No, because if I go on it, it's your body.
You need water? Yeah, go get it. I'm going to get you with water. Get in.
I'm in!
I'm not getting in there, no!
What is that?
I'm not getting in there.
No, you're in!
I have my ass too fast!
No, your ass too fast and my ass too fast!
Ah, we don't need that.
We don't need that.
Just chill.
Oh, just get in there.
I want to get you a hug.
Who's he?
A fish?
We're getting there.
A fish!
I think he's a fish.
We're getting in.
Just get in!
I'm in!
Just get in!
Like you're in the hole.
I want to get in the hole.
Dad!
Dad!
Yes!
Are you gonna just get another hit in?
I'm in!
No, no, no, no!
Why are you being a fan?
I'm gonna get you a walk.
That's too good!
That's CCTV!
How many fingers am I holding?
Three!
That's three!
Fuck off!
That's three!
I know that's three!
I'm sober enough.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three now.
Now two.
That's four.
Four.
No, that's three.
Okay, if you're doing three, then that's four.
That's four.
No, that's bullshit. Don't put in.
I got you with the water.
That's bullshit.
That's live day.
No, she's drunk, man. Should I get her water, bro?
What is she trying to do?
And he met Messi?
He's old man, he's old man.
No, sir.
Thank you.
I'm not going to let you down.
You get ass homies with him, too.
That's my brother. That's my name, man.
That shit hard, bro.
You get ass related to that.
It's hard to see.
No, I don't want to live.
Nah, fuck I don't see him. I'm going to go live.
He's full of friends.
He met Messi.
He's dead ass, son of a gun.
Oh my god, this is the most I've been doing since my birthday.
I only eat in the heart, son.
Can I get a hug, Jen?
I'll get it for you.
I got a bottle here, are you drinking?
Who's this? Who's this?
Come in more, come in more, come in more.
Oh man, drink, bro.
Come on, come on.
This is to the core boys.
We gonna make it farm.
They really old classmates though.
Yes. Thank you, man.
We really old classmates though.
You think about it, right?
I don't think about it, but this is a good one.
Without both, yeah, I wouldn't be here, bro.
There he is.
Come on.
You're really him, man.
He's so original, nigga.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
Holy shit, bro.
I didn't say anything.
The nigga introduced five-inch national teams.
He was one of them.
Holy shit, man.
Man, how are you?
You got to sit because you're an international.
He's a nigga.
He played a kung-fu bandit song for you.
He's been on new jeans.
You got 30.
I think it's 30.
I think it's 30.
First one was...
You were just there because...
I got 30 before.
We actually got 30 before.
Bro, no, no.
I just jumped up and got high.
You a newcomer.
You a newcomer.
You don't know.
He don't know.
I know what I saw.
No, you know, you're sober, you don't give a fuck, we don't give a fuck.
Oh, try to circle.
Oh, like that.
Oh, but he didn't have to be a champ, what's up?
Hi, bro, I was eating that as a friend, bro.
I'm being insecure, right, especially.
You said it was you.
So he walked out and sit on his nose.
He was on his dick, okay?
It was different.
How was it different?
Because it's you?
And then you get rid of it?
It's okay.
Those are not even his.
What else did you do for him?
For mine.
Ha, ha, ha.
How you got on cause you got your brand new bullets you know.
Money.
What's your brand new?
Wait you want a switch bro?
These are Arkeys don't lose them.
You're gonna get mad.
Arkeys spend his money on the lesson?
Nah these are Arkeys.
Oh I like that.
The monthly is on 30th month.
Arkeys are on 30th month.
Hey yo!
Wait did you drink?
Did you drink?
Yeah I don't think so.
Why you gonna be here tomorrow?
Yo so nobody's gonna hop in the hot tub?
I've been asking the same question, man.
Like, like you're not a Secure C.
I'm not a Secure C.
I'm not a Secure C.
Hey, y'all, it's time for that one, y'all. It's time for the other side of the bar.
You was on the same check as me.
This was me securing the crime. Who was in the crime?
You haven't seen any of you faces. No, for a reason. I ain't let no one in. No girls, no guys.
What the fuck is your job?
I'm security. What the fuck is your job?
You tell me you can't drink with your Muslim box and you talk to poor girls.
I'll take the fire.
Yeah, so I'd love to take a shot at it.
Thank you.
I didn't catch one either.
Fuck this shit you got.
That's great.
I never got it.
You didn't watch Love Island?
Love Island?
That fucking racist girl!
She's racist as fuck!
Hey, we're seasonin' it!
Every season is always about racist girls.
Sure.
I didn't watch your episodes.
I like Jeremiah.
Do you like him?
He's racist.
I like him and...
and doing it basically.
He's pretty good.
I want me to show you.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
Hey, awesome, how about we go five?
You know, really, people are coming up and saying you've got all this to smite.
I don't know.
They don't know.
They don't know.
They're just trying to get us to y'all get there with them.
You're trying to go in.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
Jason!
The toast for free.
Chill, bro.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Yeah bro!
How's it going?
How's it going?
Yeah, you good bro?
You like what you do for work?
Hey bro, like it's okay bro, like you can tell them my own stuff, it's okay.
What the fuck, up on the ground?
Yo, I love this place, you know what it is?
Ah, the shit!
It's not a bitch's name, it's unfair, motherfucker.
Go on and see him up, he'll say, wait, he's in the murk.
Got some of that wood, I just won't chuck them over.
You want some, hey, you want that yellow, I'm white, hey.
And that these are the ones you can do.
And I'm all that hate, I'm on my hat.
Let me shine, you can't bother me with me, say my time.
You know I'm deep, we can take it outside.
I'm the one party, it's only now that you watch your mind.
You watch your knees, you can talk to your business.
What I'll do is, what I'll try to do my thing.
He's off the edge, shit.
You got a boardboard John?
You got a boardboard John?
I actually have to.
I think, uh,
Oh
It's bad if you're going to say you want to go with the idea for
All the way to get in the pool
Is that the Mount Rushmore
Wow
But you guys still look good, though.
I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot.
Okay, who looks better, who looks better?
It's gonna say, are you looking good?
Now, look at all of us going to sleep.
We're gonna turn this shit up, oh god.
Bro, oh god.
I hope our room makes you feel you.
What do you have stand for?
You keep a bad word!
He dead last met Messi.
Hey, party's over!
Yeah, we're taking the maid back home. We gotta go back to the courthouse.
We gotta go back to the courthouse.
I feel like we should jump in the pool.
Actually, I feel like we should jump in the pool.
Okay, okay, okay, let's all three of us
let's come to the pool.
Fuck it.
I don't really want to go to pool in a pool party.
Like, that's just way better.
That's cool.
Oh my.
I would've thought we were going to be cleaning it,
but I'm not.
You need to get people that are wearing like swimsuits.
Pool party, pool, swimsuits.
You should play this party better.
Why is no one wearing swimsuits?
What does your friend know?
What was the name of that?
God, this is my party.
What the fuck's he doing with this?
You've been holding that session for three hours.
Let's go in the pool, girl.
I'm down.
You're not really winning, though.
He's not winning.
He's a lost one.
Having fun as Jester Maxine you're a loser
By yourself
I'll make a scene
You gotta charge your bed my she better die
So you came late
What are you
I'm not going to the pool today
I guess I'll just say good.
Oh, shit!
That's good!
I tried to see what you were doing.
Yo, P.T. Joe, it's bro.
Five fifties.
That's me on his penis.
That's him?
I've been in LA for three days.
I haven't fished it off, bro.
I link with a girl.
He's marinating in my face.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Hold on, no. We want that back.
What the fuck you got JT on your penis?
That's him, man. Don't lie.
That's GTW.
Does he have a Michael Jackson?
Does he have a Michael Jackson fucking car?
What? What's going on?
Oh, he's Indian.
No, we from Brazil.
Brazil!
Brazil!
No, no, too big of a life.
I'm still in.
What do you mean you still in?
I'm still in.
Yeah, you're in.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm serious, man.
You're not serious?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Is this a boy boy?
I'm serious.
Everybody's gonna be like, look at this.
I'm a black girl.
So how's that going?
Back by then?
You know what you look like?
Look, you look like young moose.
Young moose?
You look like a little boy.
Huh?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I look like a young moose.
What's my name?
Huh?
How you gonna say my name is a little boy.
You look like a young moose, though.
I look like a young moose.
I'm losing my self, man.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, man. I'm gonna have to ingest hop,
because my mom's a big guy. I'll backpack down.
Yeah, I'm like seven hours in, bro.
So you're gonna follow me around now?
Nah, I'm gonna go live with my mom, obviously.
I bet. Have fun.
I'm gonna hop in a pool. I'm gonna hop in a pool.
Are we gonna go live in a pool? I'm gonna come out of here.
I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go!
Go, man.
Alright, I'm gonna swap it.
Oh, now we're off.
Who is active?
It literally is.
They push semi? Who's in the pool?
No way semi got in the pool. I'm looking at Archie's stream. It's on Yu-Gi.
No shot, right?
Park is in there.
My fork is sick.
Blinks, blinks.
I'm at Xanthi's desktop.
Yeah, pushing people in.
Pushing people in.
Pushing people in.
Pushing people in.
We're gonna need the Wi-Fi, Jake. This is bad.
I'm on the Wi-Fi.
Oh, you are?
They're very close.
I mean, it's orange right now.
But we're good now. We're good now.
God, I got baited to come out here.
People said the pool was lit,
and then nobody's in the fucking pool.
I'll be right back. I need to change clothes
Whoa, what's happening right here?
He's a molester too!
What?
Damn!
This is one fucking star in the sky!
This is a fucking star in the sky!
He's gonna pick up any of them!
Fucking awesome!
Yo, he got messy!
He shook his hands!
I'll find you there!
I'll find you there!
I'll find you!
I'll find you!
I would find you, I would find you.
Yo, Santee.
Yeah, you wanna reach out?
Santee!
There you go, bro.
What the?
No, we need somebody.
Come on, guys.
We need somebody.
We need somebody.
Somebody's gotta love you so much.
Cause you wasn't gonna make some money.
I won't.
Fuck no.
You're all good.
Yellow car for you.
We need somebody.
We need somebody.
It's the Nazis.
It's the Nazis.
It might be the Nazis.
It's the Nazis.
It's the Nazis.
It might be the Nazis.
It's the Nazis.
Hi, fuck it, I'ma jump in there, bro.
What did they say?
They said, ooh, W's, jump, finally, hooray.
Where's your TV you ain't had it yep my batters in
I'm gonna let y'all know now y'all are in the splash zone
I'm gonna tell you right now if y'all might get wet if I jump in I
Promise to God there will be water flying over there. Y'all won't get mad
I'm gunning, it is the biggest pinnaball.
No, I'm telling you, you are in this class though.
All right, go ahead, fuck me.
Don't get mad, if you get wet.
But don't get mad if you get wet.
Just head and jump, just do it.
To do it, you're 145, it's not gonna do anything.
What the fuck?
You ain't on a trip, you ain't on a trip.
You ain't on a trip.
oh shit wait wait wait I go go go go no this is no
Might be deep for our height.
Hey!
Ahhhh!
Oh fuck!
Fuck!
I can't, I can't swim!
I, I can't swim!
I can't swim!
Help him!
Help him!
I can't jump in!
You have to save him!
I can't swim!
You have to save him!
You need someone.
You gotta jump in.
Somebody help!
I can't swim!
I don't want to swim either.
I can't swim!
I can't swim!
I can't swim!
Help! Help!
Help!
I can't swim!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Get out of here!
I got you!
I got you!
I got you!
Don't drown!
Don't drown!
Throw him back where he's gone!
Keep him back in there!
I got you!
I got him!
That's right!
Where you went, man?
I can't swim!
I got you!
I got you!
Oh
I can't swim!
I can't swim!
I'm safe again!
I'm safe again!
I'm safe again!
We're both drowning!
Someone help save us!
Someone help save us!
I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this.
Save him, Derby!
Save him, Derby!
You're doing so good!
I'm not doing this.
Oh
I
Pushed you, bro. I'm sorry. I tried
You're still alive, bro.
Still alive, bro.