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Let's go!
It's you!
Yo, yo, yo, I'm live!
What's going on?
Hold on, let me say my tweet.
Let me say my tweet.
I think we're live.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know where the fuck to go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie.
Ooh, my tongue.
Why the shit?
my tongue why the shit I'm running off of energy drink right now listen chat we
are live 24 fucky seventy five days straight I'm not sleeping it's a mini
Sub-A-Thon.
Yo, wheels!
Yo, wheels!
Where's the dorm?
Where's the dorm?
Fuck, it's Dora!
Holy shit, Professor Lex!
How do you like my fit?
Looks like a, like...
Oh, no, something's...
Let me see what dorm you in. What dorm are you in?
Where do I go? Where do I go?
You're in Miller. That's my dorm, too, right there!
I bet!
Oh, can I take a ride or not?
Okay, cool. So I saw good. I'm Miller. I'm in this one. Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Oh my God.
Yes. You did that baby. I'm 22 going to college again, bro. Let's go. Yo, Chad was good. What's
what's good what's good what's good oh my god look at this long-ass lie
hey that bomb ass haircut though oh no do the thing
Miller where's Miller
I know you're hard of shit. Elevator on the right. Thank you, thank you so much. Oh my
god, I'm excited! Oh my god, you're heavy. Oh. Yo, it's good y'all. It's good bro. Oh
my god, Arke, what's going on? What's going on? It's not a decision. Jeff, I fuck with
Let's go all my fucking guy. JC goes chop brother
Oh my god, my past was on here bro. Yeah people's on here
Free Zaxby's
Got my schedule. Wait, what club am I?
Please tell me I'm on a basketball team. Please tell me I want a basketball team
Wait, let's say it didn't say I bet I'm going basketball
Okay, but I'm going son. They don't need you
You look at top, but yeah, I know I got an air cut brown. I know y'all seen y'all cooking me at a bull cut
I cut my six short. Oh, I
Went to all-in-tons cheated on my barber and got a bad air cut. All right
I didn't get to see it bro.
Here it comes, review.
Okay.
Is this your stuff?
That is not my stuff.
I'm so sorry.
Wait, what for?
Is it on here?
Wait, where do you get your dorm info?
Oh shit!
What do you get your dorm info?
What do you get your dorm info?
I had a key on the key.
Oh, 205.
This one?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm 205.
90.
I
Do not want to test before
You know your way to
Shit!
Yup!
Yup, yup, yup.
Who's my doormate?
Two-five?
What the fuck?
Move, Mike.
Oh, John, bro.
You have a fucking time.
I'm done with this!
You're my dick!
Jesus.
I'm being so direct.
I've been testing my words all day yesterday
before we left.
Hey, those must be setting you up, bruv.
Where's my door?
What's the fuck?
What the fuck?
All agenda wrestling.
They're all right, bruv.
What the fuck?
What's the fuck, 95?
I'm pause bro yo yo do you have another mic on you no that's in the back of your mind
I have batteries in this but I can't fit everything I don't know what my fucking room is I don't know what my room is
where the fuck is my room
I didn't get one, bro. They hold me, but I don't teach you six.
What are you doing?
Oh, no, no, no, bro. Oh, 368A.
Yo, Jack, I'm sorry for the mic.
Yo, Chad, I'm sorry for the mice.
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
It was him.
How you doing?
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, so long.
Sorry Silky, gotta go to my door.
Yo woes, woes.
It's F'd, it's F'd.
Like what are we doing in the actual?
I think with connections to the Wi-Fi, we could make it everything.
That was good.
Bill.
Alright.
Yeah.
Yeah, he works for the photo booth rental company.
So he got arrested? Yes, I-
I'm not going to get out of here.
Get down you guy out of here.
Get down you guy out of here.
Everybody that, that was my name.
Who is he?
Is he with you?
He brought the nigga with me.
Oh you did?
Yeah, you did.
You brought the nigga with you?
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Go, go, go.
I know.
You got a good thing.
You got a good thing?
I know.
What the what type of freaky shit you got going on bro?
Don't be ready to rip some pastures bro.
Yeah bro, I'm sorry.
What's up?
Everyday, all day, ripping bro.
Come here.
I feel uncomfortable.
Yo chat, I don't know why I'm so effing, I don't know why I have mic problems, I don't know why.
I don't know why, I don't know anything here.
I just feel like I'm sitting at the store bro.
El Sonny, El fucking everybody.
We don't have a fucking football team.
Bro.
Fuck off!
Where is it, where is it, where is it?
368.
Who the hell is it?
368?
368?
Who the fuck do you want, bro?
Like why?
326?
Oh no.
Free Yugi. Where am I? Read the signs? 368, 368A, 368A, and I don't know what I'm doing.
creative quad
Mike in frame
this is like hell
this is like daily what do you do bro
no no I'm dead ass bro
you smile I'm pro
I'm being dead ass
I'm being dead ass
do your job!
no you're not!
I think fix it and you sit there with a big ass fucking smile on your face
and do nothing!
368, 368
Please don't tell him
368, no this is not it
Who's your roommate?
Shit, fucking nobody
Ah, bro
There
Dude, is this him?
I'm trying to get the phone working. The phone is not working.
I'm telling you, you gotta go to the TVU station I heard.
I have no idea, bro.
We're across the hallmates.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What's up, my roommates are not here yet.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Okay
Dean Dean's in that thank you, man. Check the card on the desk
Who's who is my who's my little boyfriend who is it?
Who is it? It's a large so someone tall and big who is it?
um marlin marlin not a large you like an extra large check the desk what bro what
do you mean check the desk there's nothing over here zaxby that's cool sure cool check
computer. Check the other desk. The letter?
I ain't shit on this. Invalo bro, what envelope?
I'm like digging in my... Oh, it's you backpack!
Oh my god!
Yellow card.
What would say I don't know how to get to you?
Wash you have my location
Name on the shirt okay y'all are just saying shit
All right, this is my haircut bro. This is my haircut review. Okay, um, holy Mike
It's my haircut
Do you want me to do your job bro?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
So Cameron doesn't do his job.
Uh, F. Mike is in the camera.
It's not right now.
Mike static, back haircut.
No no no no.
We were just talking about that.
like top oh my god I'm dead ass top bro I'm not even that top bro I got a
lords a little lords bro oh I'm definitely rocking this ooh cardigan I
I love S.U. shirt, um, nice little polo tee.
Which one should I rock, Chad?
Which one should I rock?
Show grooming, tan in the loo.
It's a maybe long bed.
There's no way.
Because these are both larges.
There's no memes.
Okay, how fucked up it is
Well
We know fucking 30 days to buy the other Mike and nobody wants to
But that's it
Everyone has a mic, everyone has a mic!
Hey, a bra is where you move! That's the top of my head!
Check the desk? And I'm being erasrated by this chap!
What the- what? What?
What? What? What? Bro?
This doesn't say anything! This is fuckin' espagnol!
Oh my...
Bro, check the desk!
Other desk.
Other desk.
Are you talking about my fucking envelope I set on the ground?
On the bed.
No, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done. On everything I love, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm just gonna change into my clothes.
Don't fuck!
Who's Fred?
Everybody's the right dorm!
Just gotta be my...
Nah, bro. See, this is fucked up, bro.
Cause they didn't, they never asked for my size or anything.
Maybe the drawer?
There's name on stuff.
Okay, well, I'm gonna open this letter because I'm assuming this is in monsters and swords are smaller.
I'm sorry if it's not.
Um, better fragrance house.
Tone ad?
By Drake!
Nice. W Drake, man.
Um... Band from campus.
Oh, nice, Drake, bro!
Hey! D.O.P. Ho?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
A fucking bokeh ball!
Nice, bro!
You're opening the rubbish, that's it.
Doc...
I don't know which one's mine, like, genuinely, bro.
Like there's no name tags on anything, like how the fuck...
I'm being dressed.
Can you call my name?
DIE! THIS SHIT DID NOT FIT ME!
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, this is embarrassing.
I don't have a doubt.
Where the fuck's my shit at?
You want this?
Let everything go.
Happened to Lacey too?
Dude, Lacey?
Elle roommate.
Wrong room?
Pick a bed, bro?
Okay, this is my bed.
Okay, this is my bed.
Um...
Lou takes the name Bozhat.
Floor 3, yes.
Are you here?
you here my god was just here was just here
hello oh my god oh my thank you whoa
Oh, bro. Thank you, bro. Like, genuinely, what's wrong with the mic?
I can't listen to streamers.
It's because your phone's right next to it. Take your phone away.
It's not, bro. Like, what are you talking about?
Move, bro. Like, genuinely.
I don't know. This is not, this is not...
But it was static when I would fix it, because there's that frame that's falling a little bit.
You hear that thing? It's not... it won't be prosthetic, though. It's just your phone that's good.
Wait, okay. You know what? I have my...
Can I have it again until I need it?
I have my own khaki pants.
I mean, you just had a drink on the floor, but that's what I'm gonna do next time.
That's what I'm saying.
Wow.
I'm gonna go push.
Yes, I brought the guitar.
Yes, I'm gonna be playing the guitar at the talent show.
Yes, I'm winning this family.
Yes, I'm gonna be the good student.
I'm a good student.
I'm gonna be the best student.
I'm flashing everybody.
Wrong 1-3-8-8.
Now, how the fuck?
Well, the jingle might seem funny.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
every time I'm fixing it.
I need to put it all in my hand.
Oh god, John.
Bro, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Daniel, what are you doing?
Bro, I'm serious, bro.
I'm being dead, bro.
Wait, is cable fine though?
No, no, no, everybody's definitely fine, right?
Yeah, definitely fine.
360, 360, 8A?
All right, so it's still static, let's just go back to this moment.
All right, it's going to mute real quick, chap.
Alright, we back chat. Are we back? Are we back? Way better. Check the computer. WFIX.
This one is not mine, I mean it's the same, they're all lorges, like.
Yeah, I mean it's the same shit, just give them the one that you didn't open yet.
Okay, I didn't open this yet, so I'm gonna put all the clothes here.
Okay, I'm gonna put all the clothes.
I say fuck you, just be the school bully, just take all this shit.
It's yours.
I'm gonna go and get shit.
Fairly.
I'm gonna take all this shit, I'll take this.
I don't know, this is, you know what size this is?
This is my size.
I'm back in high school. I live this shit. This is what I do. This is what I did.
You got bullied. Brother, take that hat off?
Okay, be honest, right my haircut wasn't that bad like honestly
I don't want to be dead alone also if I see that fucking crazy girl, no, no, no, I'm
going to tell you right now.
I met that girl off stream, she went up to me and was like, I'm going to chase you around
the school.
Like, off stream, no fucking cameras, none of that bullshit.
And I told her, get the fuck away from me.
Off camera, I said that.
I was like, yo, get the fuck away from me.
Yes.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get Fadam on her?
Yes, I'ma get Fadam on her.
Yo, Chad, so that's just a story on her?
Like, I feel like, I feel like there's not really a point
in staying in my room.
I don't know what my roommate is.
Maybe get a little better rep rule than me, bro.
Don't be a fucking rep rule.
Wait, is my sister's a lot?
I do have a key.
I do have a key.
I'm about to go...
You want to get the keys?
I'm going to go get the suitcases.
I'll go get the suitcases.
Wait, just a little walk.
I mean, if you want to...
I'm just going to walk it.
Hey!
I'll be quick.
Let's see if everything is like, unlocked.
Hey, boys!
All right.
Hey, hey, everyone's merch that doors are unlocked and then open and merch like thing and sell them.
See that's fucked up.
All right, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
I'm a good kid. I'm a good kid.
Right, you're sure you're a fan of me and I'm what?
Hey!
The last two ones
Don't know all this is
My bad
What's up guys? How you doing?
You know me man, just fucking around. Wait, is the elevator over here? Cool, cool, cool.
Who 18? Is he there right now, Chad? Is he there right now?
He said yeah.
Hasco's done my roommate? Hasco done my roommate?
So who's my roommate? I'm wondering.
Generally though.
Guys, I'm becoming a streamer, it's me.
I'm wondering I'm wondering
That's what I was I feel like he probably is putting four guys together. I would assume I would assume
Ron maybe Ron pass up to ten. Yeah
You're here for a shimmer you're a worker
And the girls dorm is not the same right it's a different
Oh, there's girls in here.
Are you in here?
Huh?
Are you in here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, so this is co-ed.
Yeah.
So if I ding dong, get shit.
OK.
Damn.
I did ask her, bro.
You could have walked on something crazy.
Or can the roommates be a girl?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I don't think they would do that.
Yeah, I feel like there's no way they'd do that.
Where you going, 4-2?
4-2, yeah.
I'm building a lacy in Haskell, bro.
What the fuck I'm no daddy here. What you're not my dad
Yo, yo, who's
No, no, what's the actual number that's
Damn, I'll tell you
Yo, that means it's gonna be easy. It's gonna be easy to
Now
Haskell fucked the box. Why is there a hole in it?
We gotta find food. I can't be the only less hungry. No, no, we're gonna eat. Yeah, seven
That's good in it, right
Bro, I can tame him I can tame has
Me ask you we locked it
I don't know what's wrong with that.
But let's see y'all get that stuff, bro.
Push it up.
That's it.
Wait, no.
I'm going to take it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yo, bloody hell, what's up, bro?
Bro, you could dead ass like.
Yo, what's up, man?
You got one more to go.
I'm taking off.
Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, man?
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Who's your roommate?
I don't have a roommate.
It didn't give me a name tag, so I think I'm alone.
No, I'm not.
I had two, man.
Sorry, I'm on camera, man, right now.
No, no, no, it's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Like, hey, what's up, bro?
How's your day?
Are you okay?
Am I okay?
You guys have 30,000 live U-Back Packs.
Hey, get your money out.
Cameraman.
Are you gonna cry?
Yeah, I'm gonna, bro, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason.
Okay.
Get out.
Out.
I'm not letting you guys go stream right now.
Out.
Out.
Out.
I don't think I was allowed to stream my stream right here.
You guys were trying to be both streamers.
I don't think I was allowed to stream my stream.
You're trying to ghost stream.
Ghost stream?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They're doing a hateful thing, yeah.
I read Twitter.
I read Twitter.
I'm a big fan of Twitter.
Yeah, you're so good at it.
You came here just calling Niggie.
Get out.
Niggie.
I would never.
I would never.
Actually, you want to help me?
You want to help me?
What?
What?
What?
I need help, because I need you on this
outside of my phone charge.
Oh, you got to say that shit for Disney game.
Yugi, Yugi.
Bro, he came here.
That's it.
Yugi, get the fuck out, bro.
He gave you another phone.
Big good.
Yeah, mid-ass fucking joke.
He gave you another phone.
He gave you another phone.
So you can have one phone, read chat, another one,
stream.
I know, but I had to start live on this one.
So who's the other phone to read chat?
Use your problem solving skills.
No.
Why don't they use problem solving skills, bro?
Come on, bro, relax.
I know it's a lot right now.
You know what I mean?
Just call me now, bro.
Jason, Jason.
Well, I think you're in happy place. You know what I'm saying?
I'm fucking dick-hitches right now.
They just collapsed me.
Use your problem-solving skills.
Stop pacing. Inject hot.
Calm down a little bit.
Put some deodorant on, could you sting me?
Change your outfit, alright?
Which dude is not fucking...
I'm gonna be a dickhead.
I'm gonna...
The fuck?
Dude, I'm a dude. What's wrong?
I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...
I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...
Take it out, mate. Take it out, mate. Take it out, mate.
What?
Come on, bro. That's not funny. Can you calm down?
Y'all are both, uh...
Jason, how much is that shirt?
But isn't the streamer due, sir?
No, no, no. Don't fucking... I just... I just got this.
How much is that shirt, bro?
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down! Thinking you're happy place.
Hey, hey.
Wait, guys. I got a joke.
I got a joke. Mexican streamers are saying they get 13 times.
times. That's, that ass told me that joke off screen. That ass told me that joke off screen,
I did it again. Bro, you have Iron Tukit, right? You have Iron Tukit, right? Yes or
Yes or no?
I love you all my seven ACG drippings and I sell it so I'm sorry, I'm not here.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Agra, wait, wait, where's my phone?
Agra, figure it out.
Figure it out.
No, I have two things for you.
I don't know where you're going.
Fuck you, you fuck you.
Get the fuck out.
Fuckin' bitch!
Jesus!
Get out!
You're just mad because you're fuckin' stupid nigga!
How you have a million dollars if you're fuckin' stupid nigga!
Look at you wheeling around on a road!
I just went by to a slumber party tonight.
You're a fucking idiot!
Fuckin' idiot!
Fuckin' idiot!
I'm invited to a slumber party tonight.
By who?
By Tiana. All the girls.
You're not going to come.
You're not going to come.
Oh my god.
Is this hers?
No, it's not hers.
Jason.
Hi.
I heard there's a slumber party.
I heard there's a slumber party.
Ow! Fuck!
Ow!
I heard there's a slumber party yeah, but it's baddies only
Bitch wait there's tryouts if you want to be a daddy
Tea your haircuts fucked up. You got a bull cut nobody fucking with you. You're not showing up to the fucking party
Take your backpack take your little pervert ass and head down to the fucking other leaders
Wait, please. Don't you think like if you got it and like you did your tryout like maybe he should do a tryout
I got like sick dick or something.
You need to like prove your baddie.
Oh my gosh, John.
Yeah.
Do you know what the four poses is?
No.
What's that?
This is iconic stance.
Jason, you know what?
Can I see it?
What did you have him do?
What did you have him do?
I had Keith Yusuf.
What did you do?
He did.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
Put it on a goth.
On a goth.
Kiss him.
Yeah.
Did you?
Right.
Let me kiss him.
Let me kiss him.
What?
Lisa, you're like a hot commodity here.
Let me kiss him.
Let me kiss him.
I mean, by the sea water?
That's it like he wants to be pissed, you know?
It's not up to me.
Hey, real solid, dude!
Got him!
What a movie!
I still gotta be pissed!
What?
What?
What?
What's your name?
I am Tiana.
Tiana?
Ow!
You fucking asshole!
Come on.
You just hurt my leg!
Come on, bro.
Oh my God!
Not cool.
I'm gonna fuck every man for them silas, nigga!
But like I was saying, it was real nice to meet you, you know what I'm saying?
I will be looking forward to meeting you on this cable.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Are you gonna know yet?
We need to sleep over here tonight at that gym.
Oh, it's not in my room.
Where?
I'm not sure yet.
Wait, what you doing?
Are you doing chairing shit?
John, let's go.
I don't know what I'm doing yet.
I'm gonna put off my dress.
You know what I'm doing?
I'm gonna run it.
Wait.
I got slapped hard, bro.
Yeah, I've seen that, man.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Are you gonna know yet?
I'm gonna sleep over here tonight at that gym.
Oh, it's not in my room.
Where?
I'm not sure yet.
Snitch on him because
I'm snitching, I'm snitching, I'm snitching.
How do I, how do I snitch?
How do I snitch?
No, no, no.
Where's the police? Where's the police?
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
Twan, I hear.
What do you mean?
I hear.
It sucks.
You know what? Maybe I can find your roommate.
Okay.
I'll let you know.
Who the fuck was that?
Who was that?
She was just telling me how she's so lonely and how she's...
She was the orphan, isn't she?
Yeah, I saw him running and then he got out of breath and stopped.
What for?
He was in the pavement.
Are you blocking me from coming into the elevator?
You fucking asshole?
I need your help.
Hit on time wait, then they said it's gonna be on
I'm not on what you want. You're not on the same top of time
I don't want to see some what?
Milky.
What the fuck am I wearing this bag of my own?
Mr. X?
Mr. X, nice to meet you.
Police!
Police!
Where's the police?
Yeah, really, bro.
Ask my name.
Let's not go be walking in.
Let me give you a hug.
Ludwig.
You're not going to be welcoming us if you don't.
Jason, the wing.
Jason, the wing.
That's true.
Five minutes late.
Jason, the wing.
What's the hat?
It's a six-year-old.
Come on.
I got a bad haircut, bro.
Let me see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me see it.
Yeah, that's cute, right?
It's cute.
No, no, no, no.
I heard you guys had a class tonight, but it's not me.
Are you going to be sleeping in the dorms with us?
I'm not sleeping in the dorms with y'all.
I got an extra bed.
I don't know what else you got bro invite the streamer here turn you got the damn sticker on your pants
Where we're in shorts
Yeah, they're chasing some people I've seen shirtless here
It's genuinely not
It's not
Pity is from you 100% thank you. Thank you. All right, get your dog.
All right, sexuality. It's swag.
Hey guys, have you seen the police or nah?
Have you? Yeah, nobody's seen the police.
Shut up! That way. This way.
Shut the fuck up!
So what do you do for us and what can I do for extra credit what you mean what can
I do for extra credit
I'm a fiance I know I'm going to your wedding I got an invite I already told you off stream
I keep saying you got an invite
I haven't sent out an invite
I keep saying karaoke too
I want a karaoke
Ooh, let's see it, what is that?
I think hands, no?
You can't film them, you're getting in trouble
Oh my god, bro
Oh my god, I'm gonna be your favorite student
Oh my god
Just show it to every class
I'm there, I'm there
You won't be late
I'll be a perfect student
If he's A-Chall, everything good.
Do not be mad if he doesn't get invited to streamer games, if he shows up late.
I won't be late.
I won't be late.
I'm just saying.
Have to take my schedule back.
Whenever it's very strict.
I'm there.
I'm very strict.
Hold on.
Can you see it?
Hold on.
This one's so fierce.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Look straight.
Oh.
That one sounds good as fuck.
Hey guys, class of 2026.
Class of 2026.
Yeah, a piece of milk.
We're unfortunately not open right now, but come to the dorms tonight.
We'll be open starting at 8.
And you can get your money too.
Okay, cool. Got it.
Alright, see you there.
We're gonna go to the first floor.
What the fuck?
What?
We're on a safety thing, Jess.
Yeah, why?
Are we back yet?
Oh, we're not working up here.
Where in my bro?
That ass!
DM Kai on SUF?
In box.
Yo, he did it!
What's up, Jason?
What's up, bro?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Leo, chat, who won today?
Dependent on who won today, I'm wearing a jersey.
Who won today?
Why are you not sweating?
Oh, because you're aging, you got the aging genes.
I don't have the aging genes, but you got the regular ones.
So, how's your class getting more and more?
Are there any extra credit points?
Yes, so, I don't want to leak, but I'm giving away some...
Oh, this is probably not going to be that far for you.
You just make millions of dollars, so it doesn't matter.
It probably doesn't matter to you.
Money is good money, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we'll give away some parts.
So hopefully that...
I love money, bro.
You know, I believe you.
Yeah, no, I'm 100% believe.
Okay, I'm going to get some chicken.
I'm going to come back down.
Why you got the hat?
Uh, security.
I have a bag here.
Let me see it.
I'm going to hate myself this weekend, I'm going to hate myself, I'm going to hate myself.
He's mashing it fucking up like genuine
How is it fucked up? It's literally displaying in there, too. It's
Why are you
Is there the wire tag? I mean we want to get the chain back to the old one
This is a new one that we got
Like you say red mess, yeah, we did
They're saying that's fine.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Can y'all see me or not?
Oh my god.
Benji's my roommate.
I'll fuck up Benji.
I'll see Benji soon.
Oh
Yeah, okay cool. Thank you
You only change the whole wire I'm trying I don't think it's this wire
Nothing's nothing's
I mean, that's a good thing.
What?
I mean, that's a good thing.
Go on auto.
Everything's on auto.
I swear to God, everything's on auto.
Bro, I'm telling you, I did everything.
We did everything.
Oh, my God.
Don't you know where you're fucked up?
My fucked up.
My bad.
Hey, we're going.
That's me.
Those are the truth.
That's why I'm going so slow
Yeah, where's Marlon I want to see Marlon dude, it's raining and I have to get my luggage. This is not good looks hey Sarah
What happened I lost my key card
Say did I have it in my hand when I started streaming snow
They're saying no that means I must have what I gotta die copacers. I'm not giving you my shit
Come on gang, you a grown ass man,
they gonna go walk upstairs.
Let her sit.
It's in your room?
No, my key carder.
I lost my fucking key carder.
Damn boy, you been stuck to her all, all, all, since you went live, bro.
What are you doing?
Oh, he calling your ass up.
I don't want to put up with it.
Are you dead ass?
That is tolerating, eh?
Talon, talon, talon.
They gonna get chasing her like a 2k16.
God, gave a sprint to her in the rain.
Give Sprint's in with her in the rain!
Your roommate came?
I bet.
Yeah, yeah, Benji, bro. I fuck up Benji.
Check your dorm.
I'm gonna go meet my roommate, check.
Bro!
Bro, check!
Be nice, bruh!
Yo, what's up?
What's up, bro?
What's up, dude?
I'm ready. I'm ready to cut it faster, so.
I'm ready, too. Bro, let me see...
I'm right. I like it. I like it.
What clubs you in?
I'm in the club.
I'm in the club.
I'm in the club.
I'm in the club.
What clubs you in?
Uh, I don't know. Is this what's to say in my schedule?
Yeah.
I'm in, uh, hey, that's it?
I don't know.
I'm trying to be in a basketball.
I like that.
I like that.
I can see you doing that.
Yeah.
I'm there, bro.
I'll see you around campus, man.
I'll try to throw this little off to Marlin,
waiting against the Lakers,
whatever the fuck we're playing against,
I'm there.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Find the camera man door.
Hey, bro, look at this.
What's all this?
This isn't the same.
What's wrong?
It's waiting to go in there, bro,
I can't even go to him, that's only to stand here.
I think we're all gonna die.
I don't know, I don't know.
Shut up, you don't want me to text you to snap?
I mean, someone.
Uh, I'll throw my flip.
Have you seen Phantom at all?
No, you don't know shit neither.
Send them map my way or something?
You don't know shit neither.
Hello Ray.
Hello! Wait, you don't know where you live?
You live?
Oh.
Wait, what's happening?
I'm going to talk about camera guys.
You're going to talk about camera guys.
I'm ready, bro.
Oh my god.
I'm ready to be the model student in your class.
Yeah?
Hey, you better.
I'm going to learn about longevity and, um...
I'm a little student.
I'll be straight up.
How are you doing, Professor?
Look at you.
I'm a little...
You're controlling air.
What?
No fucking...
What?
No fucking...
Alright, alright.
I didn't hear about you on this show.
Uh, can you believe I'm camera-
It's all these old school-
It's the green-
They're right here, but it's the green luggage.
Is anybody gonna enter into the U-
I'm fucked! My roommate is King Six Eight the Great!
Oh, yeah?
I'm your brother!
I'm your brother!
Man, uh, your job!
No, I'm cut!
Bro, I'm cut!
No, I'm not!
Hey, class of twenty-two to six!
Welcome to the U-D-Done, guys!
Who's your-
That's what I gotta go fight now.
I'm going to fight now right now.
Wait, you see who the other man is?
Yes, BG.
That's good!
You're the other man!
I'm mixing them!
Yeah, show them what you got.
Oh, oh, oh.
Who's that?
Oh, T.F.U.D.G.
That's the 266?
No, that's right.
It's the 1st edition.
I mean, it's a 1st edition.
You got BG?
That's looking fire.
I'm seeing it.
I don't know.
I've been found out about it.
Have you seen it?
I got Quillmaster 333.
Quillmaster 333.
Quillmaster 333.
Quillmaster 333.
No, it's because I'm hungry a lot.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah.
So, we're going to maybe, and maybe we'll put ramps up because I don't know how you can
get up there.
Yeah, we don't want you to feel left out at any given situation.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
We'll be the loaves.
I'll do it.
You see my fingers?
I said I'm gonna let that...
Why is Sam doing that?
Huh?
Man, I'm spamming that in the chat.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait!
What do you mean you watch it?
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Man, let's talk.
Man, let's talk.
Man, let's talk.
Man, let's talk.
Man, let's talk. We can discuss the deal.
Fanon.
I'm about to ask you about your cook.
I'm about to ask you about your cook.
You know me, I don't know how to speak to you.
You know me. I'm mighty good. I can't compare to you.
Oh, shit.
Fandom, if you really wanna come see me then I'm in room 301, what the fuck are you on, nigga?
I'm in room 301, come get at me, crazy nigga, you're not crazy.
If you really wanna, Fandom, you don't wanna die about this shit, nigga?
Come to room 301 and come find out.
Hey, bro.
Wait, you have we back or no?
All alone, bruh.
Yo, we back?
We're back, we're back, we're back.
Holy fucking shit. Chad, is it only my stream doing this?
Hey!
What's going on?
I know, bro. I know you're in my room already.
Have you gone already?
Yeah, yeah, I already know about Chad.
My Chad's blue, but hey, I've got to be roommates, you know what I mean?
I did touch up on your things a little bit.
Not in any bigger room.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry.
But yeah, this is going to be us for the next five minutes.
Five minutes.
It's going to be great, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's going to be great. I'm excited.
Are we gonna throw like parties?
Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for all the parties I share.
I'm not part of anything.
What are your plans?
My plans are, wherever the weight takes me.
Okay, okay, wait.
Okay, well, I have a plan.
Every night, I want to host fight nights.
Fight nights?
Fight nights.
Do I have to fight?
I mean, I mean, you could fight, or you could help me host.
No, I could help you host.
I did, people.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of hungry streamers here.
Yeah, I mean it's gonna be fucked up, but I got two pair of gloves
Two pair of head gear a bunch of mouth gear and a bunch of
wait, we should also make profit from this we could charge everybody that comes inside
Tickets, yeah, yeah, they're fucking genius. Yeah, all right bet. We got we got a plan
money moves
Boxing and then we throw a party or some motion after December, but oh, yeah. Yeah
Yeah, um, let me look at my skin.
Did you get your club yet?
Uh, no, not yet.
Ooh, side bets.
Let's see.
7 AM, fitness boot camp, optional.
I'm there, oh my God.
Chad, I'm on 24-7, 7 AM, fitness boot camp,
I'm fucking dead.
I'm fucking dead. I don't know who's gonna be there and then 8 9 a.m. Breakfast 10 of 10 50 brand
Evaluation beyond streaming
Oh, that's race class
11 to 1150 from zero to a million followers in a year
12 to 1250 networking, bro. Where's the fucking sex class? I look you want to go to that I
Want to go to that
Yo, 60 bro, you're not sleeping.
Bro, Cindy was mad cool.
I want to go to her class.
All right, bro, I'm gonna spray some of my drink shit.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna smell my shit.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have you go.
You're gonna smell me?
Yeah.
Um, bruh.
You also gave her sweat and shit, bro.
Ooh.
I like this color.
I'm gonna wear this color.
Fuck you.
Big sixer team.
That's all right.
Are you doing it a little, uh, getting ready with me?
No, I'm showing them everything that we got.
I'm showing them a little how on it.
We know we're gonna be best of friends
for the next time, come on.
We know we're gonna be best of friends.
We know we're gonna be best of friends.
We know we're gonna be best of friends.
We know we're gonna be best of friends.
I hope you know we're gonna be best friends for the next upcoming days.
Yeah, I hope so too.
And I'm sorry about the get out to take one second in.
Every time I see you I hope you don't think about it.
Oh no, I don't even, I forgot about that.
Okay.
Oh shit, I just reminded you that.
No, yeah, you've got it.
Yeah, I've just been in my conscious the whole day.
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
All right.
Hey, listen.
I'm perfect.
I'm being down-ditching at 2 AM.
And I'll be, no, I'm not sleeping at all.
So.
Yeah, me too.
I will sleep.
We got enough energy to do this right there too.
Okay, bet, okay, bet.
Are you streaming 24-7?
Yeah.
Okay bet.
Alright bet.
Then we're gonna have a great time.
Alright, we'll chat around with you.
What's your name?
Christian.
Oh, my, my, my.
Thank you, bro.
That's my position.
That's my position.
I'll wait, y'all.
Do look alike.
Yeah.
Heh.
Alright, I'll see you later.
Alright, see y'all around.
Eddie!
Yo, LMS!
Yo, Jason!
Where's your brother?
Follow you, brother.
Watch out.
Oh, oh, he got stronger!
Watch out.
He just said it!
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Ay shit, thank you shit, whoa
I'm posting a fight night tomorrow
10 p.m. You there?
Oh this is like an NMS like trial boxing shit?
NMS you
NMS you, Bob Teak
hahahaha
Is it like sponsored by like a state firm or some shit?
How am I gonna get this? What's the price?
You don't need that
NMS sponsored?
I think about it bro, what about insurance bro?
Who's the insurance if I get hurt?
Who's coming there?
Kassanette.
Kassanette Live.
Kind of about this?
Yes, bro.
We partners.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's going to be, I gotta find a spot.
Okay.
Oh, this is not even professional, where there's nothing planned out.
Oh, that's my shit.
Oh, you're just bushing it?
That's my shit.
This is bullshit.
It's bullshit.
Your shit is bullshit.
I have a bunch of shit planned.
I'm opening up a barbershop.
Barbershop, bro.
Who's gonna get a cup from Jason Nowe and then like the Instagram post they say, who's
gonna go to him, bro?
Nobody.
A run club...
Mog of death, yo.
Fucking... That's the lighting, hold on.
That's the lighting?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Yo, pay no more Mog-Mog-Mog-Mog-Mog-Tag, I'm not even showing...
Ah, bruh.
360.
So, I'm trying to figure out why the lighting is so bad!
Turns out, it's the cameraman!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Everything is on the auto today. I mean, I could just beam the light the whole time man.
It's cool, man.
It's cool.
Right?
Shit man, shit man.
You still got that fuck ass football helmet on?
Hey, I'm coming for you, last Jason!
I'm coming for you, Jason!
He's here, he's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
Yeah.
No.
Wait, you have a ball or no?
No.
I shit my back.
What?
I thought you was my friend.
But nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Jason, Jason, nice to meet you.
Me too.
You just came in?
Yeah.
You haven't room yet?
No.
Well, well.
Why do you think this was your friend?
She said 307, but I think it's 308.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wait.
You're going to have to do the horse.
OK, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, so what's going on, Jason?
Good to meet you.
I thought you was my roommate's dorm.
308 turns out this is 309.
I'm tripping.
Is this the girls' floor?
What the fuck? No, I'm over there!
I'm there! Hey, someone over there!
No, I would never do that, but I heard there's a slumber party tonight.
Who's that you got?
Fiona, you know Fiona or not?
Yeah, yeah, she said there's a slumber party or some shit.
Can I be a plus one or no?
I try to meet you.
Wait, what's your, what's your name again?
Chakra.
Chakra?
Chakra.
Jason.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Okay.
Yes!
I'm just going to introduce myself to everybody on the floor.
It's good. You good?
Wait, what's the part?
Good to see you.
I guess you too.
Good to see you.
Are you just knocking on everyone's floor?
Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
I'm a little nervous.
I'll leave you alone though.
All right.
I'll find Jason.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh my god!
I'm sweating!
How you doing?
What are you doing?
I just need everybody's on my floor.
Just trying to meet everybody on my floor.
One thing you're lucky. I did for my presidential campaign
No, I wouldn't own it for you. No, but I had there. I did ask didn't vote for anyone because I said
Well, I
I heard there's a slumber party I heard that if you have something though you
can I heard that you have something you may find out
So, you gotta bring the thing.
If you bring the thing, you'll get into the thing.
But I'm not gonna talk about the thing unless you bring the thing.
So, you figure that out.
No, what do we look like?
Excuse me.
Wait, what?
No.
What, drugs?
I don't know.
I do drugs, too.
Wait.
Two.
Two.
No, I'm not saying that y'all do drugs.
What else are you gonna say next?
No, please.
What, thugs?
No.
No.
No, I'm not on that time. I said neither.
If you help with the thing, find me later.
Yeah, I feel it. You ain't on the floor, right?
Oh, yeah, I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor.
What's the number?
Um, uh, 368.
All right. So I know when I need to do a steal.
Of course.
And thief, I'll be over there, 368.
All right, bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
3-O-A, right? What does it mean?
3-O-A. Hey, anybody in there?
Okay, that's too many names for you to remember, so I'm just going to call you Jason, alright?
Okay, that works.
I'll tell you what, I'm trying to set up my phone.
Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to bother you too much.
It's a slumber party tonight.
Yes, it is, and I have stuff for it.
Ooh, can I be your plus or one?
Yes, you can.
Ooh, what a day!
Okay, okay, what's up?
Do you know what's on me?
It is my birthday today.
Happy fucking birthday.
Matter of fact, matter of fact.
What's your twist?
Yeah, I'm about to give you a sus.
Ah, cool butterfly with four Ys.
Let's go to your check right now.
Oh yeah, cool butterfly with four Ys.
What's that?
What the hell?
Cool butterfly?
Yeah, cool butterfly.
Say hi, y'all.
Hold on.
Everybody say hey.
Hey!
You live on Twitch?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not that old.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Cool butterfly.
Wait, four wives.
Wait, four wives.
I'm in there.
You can't.
Aw.
Wait, how I get to you?
I'm going to get you a little bit.
I don't know how you get from there.
It's because it's, like, vertical.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I was trying to get it for you.
Is this your string?
Oh, here, give. I got you.
I usually turn it in more than once when it works, but I don't know where I have to go.
Hey, happy birthday. Wait, what's your birthday?
My birthday is today.
Which is?
The 15th.
Of?
I'm not lying. It's July.
Okay.
Why would I? You want to see my birthday?
No, no, I'm gonna go.
Oh, okay.
Because I've been, like, done.
No, no, no, no. Why?
They didn't tell you. It's literally my birthday.
I'll haunt you.
It's so crazy.
Happy birthday.
Ah!
Give me a hug. I'm sorry. I'm sweating because it's hot.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
This is so sweet.
Yeah
What does that mean?
So I haven't been on, okay.
So I don't, I usually sit top and switch,
but I haven't been on hand five years
and I opened it up a year.
I don't see it.
What does that mean?
Yes, it means.
Okay, follow me.
Okay, yes, yes.
I love you.
I'll message you.
Okay, so.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
I'll meet you up.
Later, yes.
Okay.
Everything be ready, okay?
All right, I'll see you soon.
Happy birthday.
I'll see you later.
Okay, we're all finished, all right.
I just have to record.
All right, this is perfect.
This is actually perfect.
Introducing myself to everybody on my floor. This is fucking genius, bro. I might be a fucking stupid
Yeah, is your brother here? No, I don't know where he is. Is your if you have a woman yet? Yeah, do you know who it is?
Oh, yeah, she's a show. Yeah, is she here? No, she did
Oh
But I don't want to interrupt you too much. I just heard there's a sleepover
Summer yeah, where yeah, I don't know yet. I'm just trying to see if I could be here
Yeah
We guys think
What was that thing?
Look, there's not a lot of aging to it.
That's true.
Am I the first person you'd like to ask?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Are you lying?
No.
How did you know I was here?
That's true.
You didn't? Yes, I did.
How will you?
Let's do it.
There's too many questions going on. I'm just trying to talk.
I'll see.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know there's a party.
I haven't been checking my phone.
I use my phone to stream, so I can't just look at my phone.
I can't use my phone.
There's another phone that you could...
Can you help me set it up?
Yeah, I got you actually.
Oh my God!
Is that the professor's phone?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Can I shake your hand?
Of course you can.
Oh my God.
You see, I didn't know that you were Asian.
Yeah?
I want to be a model student in your class and learn about sex ed.
Yes, please.
I would love that.
Wait, did you say you're porn pro?
No, no, no. Our timeline is we are pro-sex, pro-porn, pro-knowing the difference.
Make love, not porn, is all about knowing the difference between porn and real-world sex.
So yeah, come here over.
If I don't get an A in your class, you have porn.
I hope you will. I want everyone to get an A in making love, not porn.
Are you going to, like, show me how to do sex?
I'm going to tell you how to do sex.
Yes.
And I think you will really enjoy it.
enjoy it. Okay wait um oh fuck I did not mean to take so long time. No that's okay.
Are you what's the average size of a penis? Do you know average size penises are way
smaller than most people think they are but there is no such thing as an average size.
Seriously there is no such thing as an average size. They're trying all shapes and sizes it's
not what you've got it's what you do with it and now I'm starving I'm gonna get some
See you next time.
You changed my life.
You changed my life.
Oh, God, you just changed my life.
No.
It's me.
Hey.
I can help you.
Yes, yes.
Please.
My mind, please.
You're not mom. You're not mom. Yeah, I'm on
Alright, so
I don't know how to use the Samsung
Oh, yeah, this is easy. So you just want to go to the TVU.gov
Okay
And you want to click Go Live
That's it?
Oh no, okay, you have to have a question
Oh wait, actually no, keep going, keep going
Oh, are you sure?
Wait, oh, because you're live on here, you can't go live on here
No, I was on here? Okay, sorry, my question wasn't complete
How do I go from that phone to this phone about ending or I have to end it?
I have to end it? Are you on toolkit though? I'm on toolkit. So if you end it won't fully end
Oh, you're gonna run? It'll just like turn off and go to clips or whatever you have. Yeah, and then and then you it'll go to this
I'm pretty sure you know I'm not a tech savvy guy
Yeah, I don't you to you on an Android or you know they had that but I'm pretty sure that that should work like that
Okay, check it out right now. Are we live on this?
It says it's live
Wait, I'm gonna see.
It says it's live.
I'm starving.
I'm hungry as hell too.
Oh, it's from your POV!
See? There you go.
Oh, what the fuck? How do I- Thank you!
I appreciate it.
I'm just getting my job and it comes in.
Alright, you have a bill.
Alright, bet. Hey, that's one.
Matter of fact, can I get some type of contact just in case?
Yeah, you can add it to a Hoochan and you can add it to a Hoochan too.
Okay, I don't know if I can add you to the girls' group chat, but...
Because you're not my girl.
Okay, um, what's the Instagram?
Okay.
All right, sorry, I'm holding this.
You don't have a camera?
No, I don't have a camera.
Here, I got you.
All right, thank you.
I deny my camera man.
Twice.
I'll follow you oh shit. I got you fall back and I'll message you in there
I'll round probably like ten or some shit. Let's let's let the party start
I'll make sure and I'm your plus one okay
Did you find anybody else
It's connected. It's connected. So what I do and then you go to TV. Oh my gosh
And then you're good you shouldn't be
I think it should auto switch over, but I think okay, I think you ended in a row in here because it says preparing stream
Yeah, oh it's live
Plus one, but we're gonna disguise you listen. What do you like do something to like me? You know
I'm sure we can find some hair
Wait, oh
If we get a third number of subs, you'll do a lot of shit with me.
Maybe, maybe, because I've done it before and I promise you it's not a horrible feeling.
So how should we eat?
I'll do it at the end of the week.
So we eat?
I can shut up my camera.
Oh my gosh, it's a bit bad.
Okay, no.
I'm scared.
Okay.
Well, I'm gonna hold off on it.
All right.
Well, thanks y'all.
Appreciate y'all.
I'll see you around.
Okay, well I think we're pinned down.
All right, I'm doing a slumber pump.
All right.
I'm doing slumber parties and then I'll shut down the party I'm gonna call
Oh, Fianna, shut that bitch down.
Oh, wait, he's fucking lying right now.
Oh my god, I can stage you.
Oh my god.
Hey! Security!
Stop opening doors brothers, nobody's open.
Yeah bro. Empty?
Why haven't I noticed it's empty?
I'm not sure I've seen a few
There we go
Don't try stop stop tapping daddy in my chat, too, bro. I'm not a foreigner here
Hey, hey, it's everything okay in there.
I heard screaming, it's everything okay in there.
That's what I was saying.
I was just trying to make sure everybody's safe.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm talking about you.
You.
I'm trying to talk to my people.
Can you please bring it down for me?
I
So dark he's fix yo
Can we fix that or no? I mean I did I guess
You know everything's on auto though. Okay auto with a flash. Oh, wait, this is tea. I mean
I think she's just walked out of there.
Sound like nobody's here, bro.
That's your roommate.
Who the fuck is now, huh?
a little bit is right here guys thank you hey question though are you invited
a slumber party tonight yeah I bet we dare where is it I don't even know it's
secret location ah I'm Jason Jason Lex Lex we're on the same floor I'm just
trying to meet all my formates yes you have to meet me when I'm like not
drunk so water ah okay yeah just let me know if you need help of setting up your
stream or anything I've only done two two live twitch streams what I mean
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Tiktok streamer yeah, I'm pretty good at this which is so yeah, just but I just gotta be the plus one to the silver one
Okay, I'm gonna let you know is that I bet wait wait you need help right now. No
I'm 368
I need help over there.
I bet.
Okay.
I'm so back bro.
I'm dead as you're trying to be nice bro.
Are you live?
Yes.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Hi son.
Wait, 7 p.m. Dinner time.
Are people still picking up their schedules?
Yeah, bro, son.
Hey, I thought with my desktop, I was not working.
No, no, no.
At this time, you got no Wi-Fi, bro.
I'm meeting everybody on my floor right now, man.
You know what your roommate is?
Jason the wind at my dorm guys
I don't know yet and we're live right now. Yeah, oh that's fire bro. Hell yeah, how much how much like
Like jail there's great. Okay. Okay, Loki my hair's kind of thin so it's easy
It's like a probably like a quarter of a can but yeah, I just pull it up
It's why you spray it blow dry it and then I put jelly. Yes by your row. Oh, yeah
What are you doing though yours? Yeah, you're just gonna meet him up meeting my four mates catch a bob just chilling
All right, let me silver party tonight. Yeah, it might get a little active bro. Yeah, pull up
Yeah, fire. I gotta get up. I got you
Fire.
Hey, it's Jason.
You're Jason.
Come on, what's your number?
It says 3768.
Why does it say any better?
Bro, 3768, go to your-
Bro, are you even old enough to fucking be here?
God, put a shirt on!
I think the wrong is in my-
I'm not gonna lie about this though.
God, I don't even know if I should be hanging out with you, bro.
Come in.
Come in, bro.
I'm here, what do you need?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm the only ass man!
What you not gonna do is try, yo, shit, all right, fuck?
Ah, ah, yo, my fucking server not starting again.
Why the fuck don't I have fucking wifi?
Bro, what the fuck?
Man, my god, my fucking...
Oh my god, bro.
It's me not starting this shit?
What are you wearing?
Where is your...
Oh!
Oh, don't take my clothes off.
Man, no, no, no, no, bro, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm not about to be naked in a-
Wait, do I have to take this over here?
I don't fucking know this room with my money!
No!
It's my old freshman's!
I'm a 22-year-old freshman and you're a 13-year-old freshman!
I'm not fucking 13!
Yeah, you're not 17!
You're not 17, bro, you're not 17.
I wonder what I'm up to.
I'm 13, but I'm 17.
That's stupid, bro.
And honestly, yo, the joke you made on that bus about Dodo Bob was good, bro.
That's stupid!
It was good, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.
Why are you red, gang?
Why else, gang?
What else would I be fucking with? Get the fuck out of my room!
Don't raise your voice at me buddy. Raise your voice at me buddy.
You heard what the fuck I said! Get the fuck out of my room, Jason!
I don't even know if you could cut it.
No Jason!
I'm gonna call your mother and tell her you don't cut it.
Jason, you have five seconds to step out of my room, or I'm calling the cutting.
Oh shit, hey.
You don't even have to cut his number, bro.
Who? I don't know how to cut it.
None of you are testing me now. I'm here to do the call cutting.
No, no, no.
I'm worried about it.
What the hell?
I don't know.
What the fuck are you doing?
What do you fucking know?
What's your fucking math?
What a little ass kid, bro.
What the fuck do you think he is, bro?
What the fuck does he think he is?
Bitched?
Bitched by a 13-year-old?
Yeah, but if I slam him, I'll be a bad guy.
What?
Bro, what do you want me to do?
You want me fucking taken by his little ass head
and slam him?
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm giving him sloppest ways.
Bro, I heard that it's shared showers. Community showers.
I'm not sowing on this whole fucking week.
Oh shit, huh.
Go to dinner? I think I cleared this whole floor. Is dinner that spot that I went earlier?
Are you doing eating? Yes?
Oh shit!
There's no air rolls on this floor.
What you doing? How you doing? How you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
How's your transition been?
Transition of what?
What's your objective right now?
How are you a teacher?
How are you a teacher doing with the students?
This is not where my dorm is at dumbass.
My dorm isn't in this building dumbass.
So are you here?
Why are you here check scoping out the area?
Office my office is over here. Oh office with the dorms. What's your office? I think I need to use it
Isn't here. I don't know smart. She can be plans. Don't don't do that with me. You're with your little friends
I'm at your friend in this bitch. All right, are we talking? You're a goddess
What are you talking about friend? No, no, no, I am your guidance counselor. This is not gonna guide you. I will guide you
What do you need guidance for? What do I do if I have a bad haircut?
My lot to that off
What the fuck does it say?
What what was what what were you trying to go for just shorter ask for a turn
Why's the front like that
Stay out here maybe?
I mean...
You just gotta restart Danny.
You gotta restart, bro.
You gotta restart, Danny.
And I know your game, Danny.
There's only like two, three Asian streams.
You're gonna be in a drop in there for a few days.
You gotta expand your horizon.
Oh, shoot!
What's going on, guys?
He actually needed a friend.
needed a friend so I need friends bro you're rage jason the ween holy guacamole
bro this is insane to me bro you curse huh you curse yeah why the hell did you
say holy guacamole bro it's just more as like this is what I'm more happy to learn
him and judging I love him I wish your approach was like that with me okay let's
You're right. You're right. Hello, Disney. I am. Got a chance to rage. I'm here at your service. You're not here on my service. I'm here at your service.
Whatever you need, you know, you know what I'm talking about.
You can go get some food.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
You go get it.
I'll be right back.
You gonna get food right now, Jason?
Yeah, I'm gonna go. Bro, let's go.
I'm going with you. I'm going with you.
Wait, can I play? What's your schedule looking like?
I'm looking for Jonathan.
Jonathan?
wait basketball and cheer only at night what's up bro
how you doing?
hey oh yeah big free record you should chase in the game
oh yeah hey it's not how I was trying to get accepted but we're here bro
we're here okay okay okay I'll leave you alone bro
dinner we got dinner wait let me look at my schedule bro I'll be right back
I'm gonna take a picture of my stitches.
How'd you go to dinner, chat?
Oh my god.
Basketball and tier team only athletic center.
9 PM!
Are we there?
I'm so good.
It's dinner time, bro.
Let me come with you.
Come on, bro.
I'm late, bro, so I'll see you there, okay?
What's up?
No, not that one.
They're from the retardation work family.
Hey, Mabin.
They found one.
They have to go to work.
I have to go to work.
Hey, when I hit 50 subs, I'm gonna eat a one chip.
They come have to go to support.
Oh, fuck.
I know. They tried to help.
I have two ones.
I'll do it.
Hey, every good thing.
You said I'm gonna eat a one chip.
Anything else I could do.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Yeah, I gotta think about it.
Give me a million dollars, you know.
We still bad at this elevator?
Yeah.
Is there like a staircase?
I'm going to the stairs.
Go to the stairs.
I'm with you.
Follow me.
All right.
I'll see you.
Bye.
Yo, thank you for the gift.
Whoever gifted, I love you.
My chat is frozen.
They're shitting these bags, by the way.
Huh?
They're shitting these bags.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm not my own shit.
I get it.
You got it.
Come on, bro.
You need to open it up.
No, chill.
What's up?
What's going on, bro?
Oh, well, what's your name?
Josh.
Guess what my name is?
Josh.
Fire.
Josh twins
Jays oh, yeah, we Jays
I ain't doing no party with you losers. Let's go
Oh my god, man, I love to be back. It's like high school game, bro
You wanna do the first floor?
No! What the fuck are you guys doing?
Yo, watch out!
Get the fuck off that floor!
Fucking annoying ass dude.
Fuck you, fuck you, shit.
How bad is it if I kick that kid a stormy?
Oh
What the fuck is going on?
No sketch you need.
You're having umbrella?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You don't have an umbrella?
No, you're sweating off of you.
Really?
Yes.
How about a real one?
It's bad.
Shoot!
Shoot!
You have a mirror?
No, I don't have a mirror.
You have a mirror?
Yeah, so we need a lot of it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's got a mirror?
Oh, you had an extra pillar to wear this on the table.
They did play the roof guard?
No, no, no.
You should get one of these.
I did this.
Yeah, you should be right here.
Who are you?
Hey, how you doing?
We're right across from each other.
Babe, so this is the elevator?
Oh, elevator, bro.
Go up to the third floor and get room.
Yeah, I like.
Yeah, pull the back of this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright, Lorax.
Get out!
Hello.
How about my friend here?
Oh, you're right.
What's up, Doug?
Can't you see I'm all right?
Huh?
Can't you see I'm all right?
You actually ain't just.
You just can't.
You can't do that.
That's who I am.
That's who I am.
That's who I am.
That's who I am.
What's up?
Where are you right now?
Just $55 a day.
Huh?
$55 a day.
For what?
Storch.
Storch?
Dude, this kid is famous.
Oh, God.
I've seen him play like five times.
This is tough.
$55 a day.
For what?
The fit.
The fit?
My feet, extortionate me.
What the fuck?
Extortionate me.
No, I'm not extorting you.
No, I'm going to extort you.
What do you even do?
It's just, it's just, you'll see, you'll see.
Is that a threat?
Yeah.
You don't want to fuck with me, bro.
I'm the school bully.
Oh, great.
Hey, guys!
Guys!
Y'all heard? Y'all heard?
What, big slumber party tonight?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You heard it?
Wait, wait, wait.
We heard it!
10 PM?
10.
That's her girlfriend's party.
Yeah, I got invited.
This idea!
I can't invite you, right?
I want everything I love I got invited.
I'm a customer.
Miss Diggs, Miss Diggs.
Who's that?
Miss Diggs.
She's on the same floor as me.
Miss Diggs?
It's Diggs, yes.
Miss Diggs.
What the fuck is Miss Diggs?
She isn't a group chat.
OK.
Yes, she is.
How you going to tell me she showed me the group chat?
Don't I wish I had you
You didn't get invited
So how did you not you not know I know about it?
I heard it's in room 368. So hold on. What is a slumber party? You got to let me know a slumber party party
That's you slumber. Oh, yeah
I'm going to dinner.
Hey, what up guys?
What's up Jason?
Slumber party tonight will be crazy, man.
You gotta be there.
Come on, buddy.
Yes, bro.
There's no need for a party.
So, where's the cafeteria?
So, Tiana.
Yo, you got somebody to come through?
Is that?
Wait, that's actually the cafeteria?
Yo, yo, David.
David, that's the cafeteria.
Oh, you did?
What?
I'm going to get the fuck out of here before they get back back.
I'm fucking lagging.
That's what I was, bro.
My show is epic, too.
Yeah, yeah.
It's looking at it in the cafeteria again.
So, what's the point of going there?
You're drenched.
We can just go eat on something like this.
Enjoy food type shit.
I mean, I would love to.
I'm starving in dinners at 7, but it's laggy.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who's that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
RIP!
Oh, that's hot!
RIP!
RIP!
RIP!
RIP!
How the fuck, how the fuck, what the fuck!
That's cool, but I need to figure out how to get y'all in here first.
I didn't get a TV with HMI.
You playing B of...
You play and be able to go.
Oh, why don't you take?
Yeah, I think that's... I think you can just aim that wherever.
Uh...
PUT IT RIGHT!
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