🔴 MAYBACH MONDAY (tuesday) W/ @ludwig 🔴 RETURN OF MAYBACH MONDAYS! 🔴

jasontheween

07-28-2026 · 6h 31m

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[00:03:00] It's fully good, you know, I'm not not trying to be weird, but but we should be good

[00:03:06] We're just gonna go out of go default settings on him, bro

[00:03:09] No, no more that 4k shit because that should do the even render on twitch. You know, I mean chop filter

[00:03:15] There is no fucking chop filter on my camera. I actually look good today

[00:03:19] I'm looking myself bro in his camera angle bro. We look at sexy

[00:03:23] About my hair growing back went to the gym today

[00:03:26] You know I'm saying we look good our coddy 35 get there

[00:03:31] I have a feeling today is gonna be a great stream bro as y'all know it's been a while since

[00:03:37] May back Monday. I know it's not Monday, but it's still may back Monday to me

[00:03:43] But yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be good

[00:03:46] We got Ludwig may back Monday today and then after bro, maybe

[00:03:50] Probably I'll go back to the crib

[00:03:52] And we're gonna play Resident Evil 7. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I will be gaming tonight

[00:04:00] Actually, don't quote me on that but you know, that's the plan. You know, I mean never quote me on anything I say

[00:04:09] With that being said tomorrow, you know, we are

[00:04:14] Going to be fighting Ryan Garcia

[00:04:18] around 6 p.m. Pacific time

[00:04:22] a little bit of a late night boot up again but you know what I mean I need to prep for

[00:04:29] what's gonna happen I'm gonna be honest bro today's my first day back in the gym you know

[00:04:34] I did a little jump roping today did a little shadow boxing just to prep prepare for what's

[00:04:39] gonna happen tomorrow um anybody believe in me anybody believe in me it was nice knowing you

[00:04:48] Gige Gige no cardio. I do have my inhaler in between rounds. I think I'm gonna do it like KSI

[00:04:59] In between rounds why would you I need you to just keep my inhaler in your pocket in every round

[00:05:04] Just give me a puff or two, bro. What if you asleep me? I'm not gonna be asleep

[00:05:08] How do you feel about LeBron using a helicopter to go to Philly every day honestly, they're

[00:05:21] every scary.

[00:05:22] They're every scary.

[00:05:23] You know what I mean?

[00:05:24] LeBron, if any bad happens to LeBron, I would dead ass cry.

[00:05:29] Did you see Senna trailer?

[00:05:31] No.

[00:05:32] I don't fake my reactions.

[00:05:33] Once I go desktop, I'm gonna react to everything.

[00:05:35] All right?

[00:05:36] about Sinus sub-a-thon, but I would not be reacting to it

[00:05:41] until I get home to desktop,

[00:05:43] cause I don't fake my reacts.

[00:05:44] Y'all know this shit, I don't fake my reacts.

[00:05:46] Why are y'all spamming cap?

[00:05:52] Okay, just do YBG spamming cap.

[00:05:54] Anyways, yeah man, got some gifts for Ludwig as well,

[00:05:58] but I'm actually excited.

[00:05:59] I feel like me and Ludwig having a collab

[00:06:01] or just like had a plan collab in a very long time, bro.

[00:06:04] So there's like a little reunion, brown little members,

[00:06:06] that punk and nephew dynamic duo.

[00:06:10] We were literally with the Vegas for a day.

[00:06:13] You know, I'm very excited tomorrow.

[00:06:16] Ryan Garcia and then the next day,

[00:06:18] I think Yelp will be pulling up.

[00:06:21] Y'all don't know who Yelp is,

[00:06:22] it's just like an upcoming artist.

[00:06:23] So yeah, fresh little collabs.

[00:06:26] And then the 31st State Farm Gamer Hood and Balash maybe.

[00:06:31] maybe, and then...

[00:06:35] Shimmer games, bro.

[00:06:36] But I definitely have been training.

[00:06:37] I've been doing my sprints at home.

[00:06:39] I've been doing my push-ups.

[00:06:40] I'm sore right now.

[00:06:41] I'm getting back in the game.

[00:06:42] I'm ready for the edit, Shimmer games edits.

[00:06:45] I've been preparing my hair growing up,

[00:06:48] but I'm dead, that's been like good.

[00:06:49] But I took my D-blow pills.

[00:06:50] We are feeling fucking good.

[00:06:51] We got a lot of content ahead of ourselves.

[00:06:55] Oh yeah, Tora Yummy Party too.

[00:06:56] But I don't know why I need to announce that

[00:06:58] because I'm going off stream.

[00:07:00] I got a show of love to my friend Tariyami. Yes, me, Tariyami, and Beba Doobie will be linking up and we're going to have a great time

[00:07:07] It's gonna be an emotional out, but we're gonna drink party. Have a high five. YG you want to pull up, bro?

[00:07:13] Make a hell yeah

[00:07:21] I'm just kidding. I don't know. I don't know. She might be there

[00:07:24] As in Beba Doobie, but we'll see

[00:07:27] Um, the debrief will be legendary. Sure, mate. Yeah, yeah, I will be debrief in the next day, of course

[00:07:37] Spider-man, oh my god, isn't that shit coming out on the fourth or something or like, oh, like

[00:07:44] When is that coming out chat?

[00:07:49] The 31st, oh, yeah, nah

[00:07:51] I'll probably watch it tonight at Shimmer Games, bro, and be honest, I need to get my tickets.

[00:08:00] LARP MASTER, BROTHER.

[00:08:03] Oh my god, the 31st.

[00:08:06] I'm gonna be dressing up as Spider-Man.

[00:08:09] I'm gonna run back to Spider-Man's who backflip in a water burger.

[00:08:15] Who remembers?

[00:08:17] It's Tom, bro.

[00:08:19] I got my ballast for the 31st, y'all.

[00:08:21] Let's fucking go.

[00:08:22] I will be going

[00:08:24] in public

[00:08:26] as Spider-Man.

[00:08:29] Let's fucking go.

[00:08:32] YBG can be your venom?

[00:08:35] I feel like that was a bit motivated.

[00:08:37] Uh, keep that stream.

[00:08:39] Okay.

[00:08:41] Alright.

[00:08:42] Um, Alien Stream Part 2.

[00:08:45] This is cringe, bro. It's just cringe.

[00:08:47] It's just cringe. People...

[00:08:49] people with it y'all y'all y'all

[00:08:51] that was legendary I don't give a fuck

[00:08:53] but fuck y'all

[00:08:55] 2012 dressing up as a superhero anyways

[00:08:57] bruh save that shit

[00:08:59] for Marvel

[00:09:01] alright whatever bruh um let's

[00:09:03] let's uh let's pull up on ledwig

[00:09:05] man let me put this in the address

[00:09:07] put the address in bruh let's pull up on

[00:09:09] ledwig let's go

[00:09:13] I think uh ledwig's gonna be

[00:09:15] late or no

[00:09:17] we're pulling up exactly on time actually four minutes late but like

[00:09:21] you know what i mean

[00:09:23] alien stream is your legacy

[00:09:27] four poses is your legacy

[00:09:28] no fucking time

[00:09:32] how about streamer games practice on the 31st? yeah bro

[00:09:34] spider-man, alpha

[00:09:36] and let's go to a track and do sprints

[00:09:38] and jump off roofs and shit, i'm down

[00:09:41] ultimate ballast on the 31st, mad content, let's go, let's go, let's go

[00:09:47] I

[00:09:51] The inshrine is dead as your worst in the last two years. I don't think that's true

[00:09:56] I've definitely had bad streams way worse than the alien stream

[00:10:02] Oh, there's a woman you came to yourself green, but then it was black. Oh

[00:10:06] The grease. Yes. I mean, I feel like that wasn't that bad. I feel like I was a good shrink

[00:10:12] You look like AI I bet I look that good today. I

[00:10:15] I like that good today

[00:10:18] You guys know about good and bad streams though, bro. All right, if I stream every day

[00:10:23] There's bound to be like the lower-end streams, bro

[00:10:26] That's just like

[00:10:27] Not every stream is gonna be peak

[00:10:30] All right, if y'all want that then I'll just stream less just just give me the word type one in the chapter

[00:10:35] You want less but more quality streams?

[00:10:37] I

[00:10:43] Lude texted me am I getting a suit yes, let's fucking go

[00:10:49] Camera looking good not gonna lie let's fucking go we are sold back

[00:10:55] Two days off by the way brother I had a core shoot yesterday. I

[00:11:00] When I'm not streaming I'm working and then other day I was playing in my future stream

[00:11:05] So just give me a break man. Give me a break. You know what I mean?

[00:11:14] Working, yes, bro. I'd be working if I'm not streaming

[00:11:20] All right, god man god god, bro

[00:11:27] What is that hemo bro, this is the dog in the fire.

[00:11:34] Uhhh, I don't know.

[00:11:36] Don't know what you're talking about bro.

[00:11:39] Fixie belt.

[00:11:41] Fuck you.

[00:11:43] I don't know what the fuck this guy talking about.

[00:11:46] Are you babysitting burger?

[00:11:48] Yes.

[00:11:49] Uh, Ron was gone yesterday and I had a babysit burger.

[00:11:53] So, yes, before people start being weird, man.

[00:11:58] God.

[00:12:01] Fucking hell, man.

[00:12:03] I swear, bro.

[00:12:04] It was like...

[00:12:07] W fuckin' Burger, facts.

[00:12:10] Does shit make sense?

[00:12:12] Thank you, bro.

[00:12:15] Yes, kitty scenes, then.

[00:12:17] Yes.

[00:12:18] Yes, W Burger.

[00:12:21] But yeah, we on the way to pick up Ludwig right now.

[00:12:28] I don't know if there's any mail, but we might have to save it for the desktop statement tonight,

[00:12:31] because I'm doing a 10-hour stream today, alright?

[00:12:34] Also, I will be running back to 1v1 with Ludwig, basketball core.

[00:12:39] I need my get back.

[00:12:40] Even though I'm injured, I'm pretty confident with my skills and my capabilities that I

[00:12:45] can beat Ludwig in 1v1.

[00:12:46] And if I lose the Ludwig, I am sending a hitman to kill myself, bro.

[00:12:53] Because there's no way.

[00:12:56] Endgame.

[00:13:00] Resident Evil, yes. Resident Evil tonight.

[00:13:03] We are gaming tonight.

[00:13:06] Gege? Chill, bro. Chill. Chill.

[00:13:10] Lost the dub.

[00:13:11] He's a father.

[00:13:13] Alright, I lost him on purpose.

[00:13:15] Cause what is WuWap? WuWap is supposed to look up to his dad.

[00:13:18] What the fuck? I did it for WuWap.

[00:13:20] Speaking of WuWap, bro, I want that stream to happen soon, chat, but they're going to Japan, so...

[00:13:28] We'll probably do it sometime in August.

[00:13:33] Also, NMS Boxing.

[00:13:39] Been planning for it. Let me know who y'all want to see.

[00:13:42] I did say I did see Arky's boxing event a lot of good prospects

[00:13:47] You know what I mean, but we're up in the production as always each one is gonna get better and better

[00:13:54] Let me know who y'all want to fight

[00:13:56] And let me know if there's any sponsors that want to sponsor in this boxing five right five or four five

[00:14:02] I think I think it's five, but yeah

[00:14:12] you have one fight and lost what the fuck are you talking about bro no I won't be fighting

[00:14:30] on the next one Jack but the year after our 2027 I will be fighting probably early 2027

[00:14:39] I will be fighting again.

[00:14:41] Alright, I'm not a bitch.

[00:14:42] I never duck.

[00:14:43] I fight on my own events.

[00:14:46] We running that shit back man.

[00:15:00] Well yeah.

[00:15:02] You...

[00:15:03] I don't know who I wanna fight.

[00:15:04] Who do y'all wanna see chat?

[00:15:06] I'm open to a lot of suggestions.

[00:15:10] Agent Jeff sent you into retirement.

[00:15:13] I just said I will fight again.

[00:15:15] Yo Ludwig, bro, I'm five minutes away.

[00:15:17] I'm texting him right now.

[00:15:19] Five minutes away.

[00:15:24] Klicks?

[00:15:25] He's ducking, neon duck.

[00:15:30] I don't know, we'll figure it out, bro.

[00:15:31] We'll talk about it more in the days to come.

[00:15:36] Hi to camera so we're not going to his house

[00:15:45] But I will hit one of these you know I am in a made-back bar. It's been so long been in the back

[00:15:49] Oh, look at that shit

[00:15:51] Come on, bro. Windows going up. I don't know shit about this

[00:15:56] Yeah, I don't know shit about this

[00:16:00] Drunk cam why am I high?

[00:16:02] WebG?

[00:16:06] That does nothing. Ain't no shit. Alright listen, um, when we get close to WebG, just zoom it into my face.

[00:16:14] I'll tell you, I'll tell you when.

[00:16:21] Loki just zoomed in, Loki.

[00:16:27] Thank you, bro.

[00:16:32] Perfect

[00:16:37] Ain't do shit brother

[00:16:40] We're good. You can't see the street signs

[00:16:43] Can't you stop stuff for your mother me?

[00:16:46] Hard eyes. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, but I feel like we added the beauty filter to our today

[00:16:52] In my trip

[00:16:54] I don't know what was it at the camera, bro. We put a beauty filter on.

[00:17:06] Yugi is in the process of getting blackballed from Joe's com. Appreciate the mail, bro.

[00:17:15] And Broby Bros gets serious, doc. He'll be alright.

[00:17:24] oh wow hey thank you 60 we got a little blur action going what the fuck

[00:17:31] He said zoom out?

[00:17:35] Zoom out, yeah you zoom out.

[00:17:43] His DMs are gonna look crazy.

[00:17:48] Yo, uh, bro, what the fuck?

[00:17:54] Hello, WJapanese?

[00:17:56] Bro, what are we doing?

[00:17:58] Yo, yo, yo, 60, 60.

[00:18:00] Oh my god, bro. I got the blurb

[00:18:05] No, mugged. No, bro. Oh my god speaking of my yo 60. Oh god

[00:18:13] Let's get the mug bar. Let's get that shit added to our bag

[00:18:17] Every time I do my face next to someone. I'm gonna fuck bro

[00:18:22] Put the black bars over them

[00:18:24] Let's add that to our bag

[00:18:26] good fucking idea

[00:18:28] W-60 for censoring that haircut or my shit would get now I'll be honest you know

[00:18:34] But you get a haircut and she got a marinade for like a couple days

[00:18:38] Doug we're good

[00:18:41] We're good mugging is cringe by the way it's cringe

[00:18:45] It is cringe now, but I'm cringe brown

[00:18:52] All right, here we are man, let awake let awake let awake

[00:18:58] should be I think it's that clean your tongue we're not doing this today we're

[00:19:08] not doing this today today dirty as tongue you sure

[00:19:17] oh my god

[00:19:20] You're good bro.

[00:19:22] You're good.

[00:19:23] Yes?

[00:19:24] Yes.

[00:19:25] Do you want me to drink water?

[00:19:26] Yeah, I mean you can drink a little water.

[00:19:31] Two more though, okay?

[00:19:33] Thank you.

[00:19:34] Yo listen, also, it was like, it's been two months since I cleaned these made-back glasses

[00:19:42] and mold actually was formed into champagne glass.

[00:19:47] Spent like 30 minutes scrubbing it out because the last time I did a made-back Monday or last time someone's in the back of my

[00:19:54] Made-back, I think we went to Taco Bell and we got a Baja blast and that shit molded my fucking whatever the fuck is in a

[00:20:01] Baja blast don't drink that shit because it literally put mold in my champagne glass

[00:20:08] Fortunately the other one the one that my guest Ludwig will be drinking out of doesn't have anything and it's clean and it's perfect

[00:20:13] But this one, you know, I gotta do it bro. You see the black shit in it

[00:20:22] Y'all see that shit. I don't know if y'all can see that on camera, but I'm pretty sure it's just a stain

[00:20:31] Pretty good as a zane

[00:20:33] You

[00:20:36] Like we did as

[00:20:37] Did a lot of like water pressure sprayed it a lot of the resident evil cup. It's not more. I feel like it's just stained

[00:20:45] Because because when you scratch on it it comes off

[00:20:49] But it's good. It takes a lot of effort, bro, but hopefully when I drink out of this today, um, I

[00:20:56] Won't die

[00:21:02] Clean it WTF

[00:21:05] Well, let it we say I'm taking a dump. I'll be right out. Hey listen, that's how you know, bro

[00:21:10] He's nervous. He's nervous to get interviewed by Jason the wind

[00:21:14] But it's been a minute since I did a Maybach Monday. Honestly, it's good that I'm not spamming it or back though

[00:21:19] I want to get consistent again with the Maybach Mondays. I think we'll do it like seasons, you know

[00:21:23] Boom, we get five to five to six episodes per season and then we take a little break off the Maybach Mondays

[00:21:29] And then boom re re re do Maybach Mondays

[00:21:32] But yeah, he's taking a dump right now. He'll be out. Well, however long it is

[00:21:37] Yeah, do the intro now

[00:21:40] Fucking YouTube better than the chat, bro. Where's Ludwig? All right, I'm gonna do the intro when Ludwig is here

[00:21:50] And I ran out of toilet paper so there's still like remnants of fucking dingleberries in my bubble

[00:22:02] You gotta let it dry?

[00:22:09] Yeah, you gotta let it dry then pick it out.

[00:22:12] You can't pick it out when it's wet.

[00:22:14] Bro, it's gonna, it's gonna mold to the hairs.

[00:22:16] So you have to start plucking hairs, bro.

[00:22:18] Ewww.

[00:22:19] It reminds me when I was little and I got pink eye,

[00:22:22] and I peeled off all my eyelashes.

[00:22:24] That's why I have no eyelashes.

[00:22:26] You see?

[00:22:28] Yeah, I got no eyelashes.

[00:22:32] Get closer to the camera with your eyelashes.

[00:22:36] I'm making a tribute to that one, bro.

[00:22:40] I'm so sorry.

[00:22:44] Um, now, bear.

[00:22:48] Actually, no, please don't. Use water.

[00:22:52] Um, buy a new cup to be safe.

[00:22:56] Yes, how much are these made-back champagne glasses? Anybody know any made-back users in the chat?

[00:23:09] 10k

[00:23:13] It's your car

[00:23:19] No, you're lying

[00:23:22] 795 to

[00:23:26] I'm not paying a thousand bucks for some for for this shit a thousand fucking bucks. Are you crazy? What the fuck?

[00:23:35] brother oh

[00:23:38] My god

[00:23:45] That's fucking disgusting

[00:23:47] thing

[00:23:51] Bro y'all seeing always a millionaire I hate what people say that man like first of all

[00:23:55] I'm not a more a millionaire on my multi-millionaire second of all the reason why I

[00:24:01] Am where I'm at because I don't spend money on bullshit. All right, like like

[00:24:06] Glasses that I already have sure there's a little bit of mold in it, but bro

[00:24:09] As long as it get me sick, I'll be good

[00:24:12] It's like because when you're drinking it, you're not looking inside the cup

[00:24:15] You're like in using the cup. I'm actually gonna turn you to Ethan for Resident Evil, bro

[00:24:20] I don't even know that reference. We're gonna know you didn't even know that reference as soon as you beat the game

[00:24:25] We're gonna stop spoiling actually so I'm sorry

[00:24:33] My god, bro, who's Ethan

[00:24:38] Resident Evil Cups

[00:24:40] Sit before swimmer games, bro you know it was bad my shoulder is I pulled it I

[00:24:48] streamer you wrestling Haskell and I've been doing physical therapy as in just

[00:24:53] stretching my house and I might be injured for swimmer games bro so it

[00:25:01] might be deed and I know my team needs me and they depend on me but I'm

[00:25:07] I'm injured.

[00:25:08] I'll let it where you're going.

[00:25:12] Hey!

[00:25:13] Yo, where are you at?

[00:25:17] I'm parked out in front, I think.

[00:25:20] I'll come around, I'll see you.

[00:25:23] Alright, see you soon.

[00:25:25] Alright, peace.

[00:25:27] My dog, bear.

[00:25:29] My dog.

[00:25:34] Weakest link injured.

[00:25:35] Okay?

[00:25:37] I should wait till we're out of here to unzoom it. Yeah

[00:25:41] Actually, I feel like bro, it's not gonna leak anything. I feel like we just unzoomed it. I'm

[00:25:48] Cuz we're not out of this house either

[00:25:51] Why is it blurry shit look like Japanese porn? Yo

[00:25:57] Jill why are you trying to hook me you injured with Ludwig? I can go layups on Ludwig

[00:26:03] How much you paying for this I'll do is my friend bro, okay, you pay my friend for a collab

[00:26:11] I've actually never paid for a collab before and I never will

[00:26:23] This is key paper your chain to get fixed your Chad look is perfectly hey come on in bro

[00:26:28] God damn welcome man first fucking crazy yeah yeah oh wait we go put that in the back

[00:26:36] and drop it

[00:26:47] welcome bro welcome highly anticipated made back Monday on a Tuesday featuring

[00:26:55] blood of you. Let's go on. Bloodwig man, good to meet you. Okay I learned this from you. I'm gonna do the YouTube intro. Okay okay. Hey

[00:27:03] everybody we are back with a May back Monday featuring. Why are you talking to me?

[00:27:08] You're talking, why are you yelling? My YouTube voice. What are you even YouTube

[00:27:12] voice? It's a YouTube hot. No, no, you should be you. Okay. Um, cuz this is how you talk when

[00:27:20] Hey, how's it going, man? I'll tell you talk to me.

[00:27:22] Billy, turn the camera up.

[00:27:23] Hey, it's a me back Monday!

[00:27:26] I didn't think I'd get it.

[00:27:28] That's what you're doing.

[00:27:29] Okay.

[00:27:30] Just be you.

[00:27:31] What's good, YouTube?

[00:27:32] You're doing it again. You're doing it again.

[00:27:33] I feel...

[00:27:34] Why don't you say, what's good, YouTube?

[00:27:36] I'm saying hi to my YouTube, guys.

[00:27:38] What am I supposed to say? Goodbye?

[00:27:40] No, I'm saying...

[00:27:41] Sorry, I don't mean anything after the flow.

[00:27:43] No, no, no. It's fine.

[00:27:44] I don't mean anything after the flow.

[00:27:45] Run it back. Run it back. Be you. Be you.

[00:27:47] I'm about to be...

[00:27:48] Be you.

[00:27:49] What's good YouTube to see there's no energy. I need energy. I think it's fair

[00:27:55] Sorry, do how you want to do YouTube welcome back to

[00:28:00] YouTube welcome back to May back Mondays featuring my best friend

[00:28:10] That's it. Oh my god, bro, I had the phone and you fucked up my phone now you want to say that

[00:28:15] What do you mean? What's what are we doing today? What does Maybach Mondays even mean?

[00:28:20] All right

[00:28:22] Yo, you too today. We are back. I don't like the today

[00:28:26] Yo, you too. We are back with Maybach Mondays where I will be interviewing Ludwig in my Maybach

[00:28:42] It's just weird

[00:28:45] Man, I feel like that was solid.

[00:28:47] It was solid. It was solid. It was serviceable.

[00:28:50] I feel like you just...

[00:28:52] Okay, how would you do it?

[00:28:53] If I was doing the show, the Maybach show?

[00:28:55] Yes.

[00:28:56] So I guess I would ask this. What makes Maybach Mondays unique?

[00:29:01] It's in Maybach and...

[00:29:04] And like, what's the goal of the show?

[00:29:06] Is it to like, flex a Maybach every week?

[00:29:08] Or is it to like, have a more intimate conversation with somebody in an interview?

[00:29:13] Definitely.

[00:29:14] So part of it is flex in the middle. Oh, for sure. For sure. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:29:21] Okay. People buy like cool cars. I'm just gonna be like, oh, I got a cool car. No, bro. Okay.

[00:29:26] Um, so what I would, then can I try, can I try the intro? I'm going to try the intro and I'm

[00:29:32] going to pretend I'm you and then maybe this is something you could use in the future.

[00:29:37] All right. You don't have to use it though. This guy's a YouTube guru. Yeah. But I might go, I might

[00:29:41] I'm gonna go hey, what's going on everybody welcome back to May back Monday the internet's biggest tax write-off

[00:29:47] We're here with another guest his name is loaded. I'm sure you've heard of him

[00:29:50] But I don't think you know what he's like when he's in the car today. We're gonna do a few things at the very edge

[00:29:54] I'm gonna get some revenge on him because he's been having this come for years or to play one-by-one in basketball

[00:29:59] But that's later for now. What are you doing, man? Oh my god. That's how I that's how I would run it

[00:30:04] Oh, that's not really good. I would run it. I was really good. I bet I'm gonna do that right now

[00:30:08] What's good YouTube we are back with made back Mondays featuring my best friend

[00:30:14] Lightwink if y'all don't know who that is he's a YouTube personality today we're

[00:30:19] gonna get to know him on a deeper level in the I can't bro bro I can't our

[00:30:28] made back we co-own it we call on the made back this is it I think I think

[00:30:32] already got the intro it's fine bro you know what I got today we're gonna go to

[00:30:36] to Keynes, because that's your favorite place you texted me.

[00:30:40] That's true, yeah.

[00:30:41] We're going to go to Keynes, also one of my favorites,

[00:30:43] one of my best friends' favorite, also Ron.

[00:30:46] Ron loves Keynes?

[00:30:47] He's been eating a lot of Keynes right before Schroeder games.

[00:30:50] OK, that's not a good sign, though.

[00:30:52] I mean, it's fine.

[00:30:53] I think it's protein.

[00:30:55] Sure, it is protein.

[00:30:56] We're going to go to Keynes, then we're

[00:30:58] going to 1v1 in basketball.

[00:30:59] After the interview, we had a couple of games.

[00:31:02] You didn't even prepare me for this, by the way.

[00:31:04] I didn't know we were going to 1v1 in basketball.

[00:31:06] Look at the shoes on these are not basketball shoes. Okay, these are not good for basketball

[00:31:12] I literally seen you hold a pair of basketball shoes and put them on. I know because I got I went and got them

[00:31:18] I didn't know I'm not allowed to text you today

[00:31:21] Do you need to be telling me ten minutes ago?

[00:31:24] No

[00:31:25] About the basketball. Yes before I went live. I texted you

[00:31:32] The itinerary yes, was that 45 minutes ago?

[00:31:36] Anyways, anyway, that's the game plan dude. What is up with this fucking car?

[00:31:40] We're good to go to games by the way. What is this? Is this a pillow?

[00:31:43] Yes, can I just get rid of it?

[00:31:44] Uh, yeah, you can give it. I don't like the pillow I put on the ground.

[00:31:47] It's a little too much for my back. The seatbelt's like double-threaded.

[00:31:50] Uh, bro.

[00:31:51] This car's insane.

[00:31:52] Yeah, I mean, I'm very blessed.

[00:31:53] Do you like it?

[00:31:54] Yes, I love it.

[00:31:55] Do you actually?

[00:31:56] Yes, I'm gonna get another one.

[00:31:57] Another Maybach?

[00:31:58] No, another car.

[00:31:59] Why?

[00:32:00] I need a daily.

[00:32:01] Why can't this be your day? Why, this is not enough for it.

[00:32:04] What do you mean you need a daily? What does that mean, Jason?

[00:32:06] It's like I feel like daily I'm a back

[00:32:09] It's not good for the car. So I might get a maybe I asked more into the daily especially after Paris

[00:32:17] What are you doing right now? I'm working anyways eyebrows threaded talking about how you're gonna fucking ask the martyrs are daily

[00:32:23] You got strays here here here here

[00:32:27] Can't spend fucking $20 get your eyebrows fixed talking about spending 250 K on a daily. I'm like room in I don't get my eyebrows done

[00:32:33] Actually, nah, I need to get my eyebrows done.

[00:32:36] Yeah, you do!

[00:32:37] I need to look good for firmware games,

[00:32:38] because the amount of edits that are coming out of it

[00:32:40] are going to be insane.

[00:32:41] You got it.

[00:32:43] NMS has to take you down a peg.

[00:32:46] My chat calls me chopped and ugly every single day.

[00:32:48] They drop hard eyes whenever you're on someone else's screen.

[00:32:50] That's very true.

[00:32:51] It's funny, they're more mean to you in your chat

[00:32:53] than they are when you're on someone else's screen.

[00:32:55] That's very true, actually.

[00:32:56] They're sweeter to you.

[00:32:57] They're more protective of you.

[00:33:00] I wonder why.

[00:33:01] I wonder why it's like that.

[00:33:03] You are not my friend.

[00:33:05] Hey, hey, hey, Ludwig!

[00:33:07] I got some gifts for you, you know.

[00:33:09] Really?

[00:33:10] I'd like to start off my made-back Mondays with a gift for the guests.

[00:33:13] Okay, a gift for the guests.

[00:33:15] Yeah, so YBG, oh, that's YBG by the way.

[00:33:17] I know YBG.

[00:33:18] How you doing?

[00:33:19] You're the new cameraman?

[00:33:21] There's your group?

[00:33:22] Yeah.

[00:33:23] You abandoned it?

[00:33:24] No.

[00:33:25] Kinda.

[00:33:26] No.

[00:33:27] You're both.

[00:33:28] Jack of all trades, I like it.

[00:33:30] Alright, what's this?

[00:33:31] Personally, you know, I know that you recently just got engaged. Okay, and um

[00:33:38] You just open the gift. She's open again. I got you an apple

[00:33:43] Professor L. Okay. Okay. Apple. Apple. Apple. You're a professor now and what's this go ahead open it up?

[00:33:57] Fresh

[00:33:59] Oh, that's supposed to what?

[00:34:01] Uh, I don't know. I got it today.

[00:34:03] Boom.

[00:34:05] World's best professor.

[00:34:08] And you spelled professor wrong.

[00:34:10] Because I spelled it wrong.

[00:34:12] That's a reference.

[00:34:14] I appreciate this. That's a good mug.

[00:34:16] Personalized.

[00:34:18] That's a W gift.

[00:34:20] You want to see me use it on-train?

[00:34:22] I'll use it on-train for you.

[00:34:24] What is this? It cools beverages?

[00:34:26] Yeah. You can keep that.

[00:34:28] I don't know little fit, bro. Yeah, just leave it there.

[00:34:31] Dude, this car's insane. Yeah, it's very cool. Actually, it's very cool. Wait, there's one more. Wait, there's another gift in here?

[00:34:37] Oh, there's like a card. Two Ludwig from Jason. Was this your handwriting? That was me.

[00:34:43] Very personalized. That is personalized. It's a hallmark.

[00:34:48] He went to hallmark. It's thick.

[00:34:51] Congratulations, love.

[00:34:58] The two of you are on your way to a lifetime of happiness.

[00:35:01] And then, is that you, John?

[00:35:03] I drew you and Cutie, which, show them after you.

[00:35:06] You drew her.

[00:35:07] You drew some wide hips on her.

[00:35:09] No, I don't.

[00:35:11] I'm just saying, you drew it, right?

[00:35:13] You just drew a big ass.

[00:35:15] No, no, bro.

[00:35:17] I drew a triangle for the dress, so that she knows,

[00:35:20] so that you know it's Cutie.

[00:35:21] So you think she's got a small ass?

[00:35:23] No, bro, what the fuck?

[00:35:25] No!

[00:35:26] Ludwig I remember when I asked you when you are you and me hey oh you wrote the

[00:35:33] letter R instead of writing out a RE I remember when I asked when are you and

[00:35:39] QT going to get married like it was yesterday now it is a reality I'm so

[00:35:44] happy for you guys if you need a flower boy let me know I'll always and you wrote

[00:35:50] B wrong, so you cross it out. B here. Sincerely, JTW, PS. Name your first kid, Jason.

[00:35:58] And I can be the godfather. And then, I'm attached. Don't show that. Don't show that.

[00:36:01] Oh, I can't show this. But that's a real good one. You can just...

[00:36:04] Whoa! Yeah. Wait, that's nice! Yes! Come on, bro! That's a good gift! Of course!

[00:36:12] Man, I like my back Mondays. Yeah! Tell me what I got you. Oh, I can say it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was,

[00:36:17] It's a it's a it's like a like a spa like a spa day a gift card for me and cutie. She'll love that. She's actually

[00:36:25] Freakin asking and I tell her no. I'm hard on her. Oh wait what? She's like I want to spot it you go not yet

[00:36:31] That's how much you gotta earn that what I tell her you gotta earn that honey. The fuck is wrong with you?

[00:36:38] What do you mean? You ever a spa day? She has to earn it the fuck

[00:36:42] She's the earth when I got her when I got her one. Well, I mean I got y'all one

[00:36:46] But I'm not telling you that.

[00:36:48] Yeah, just say that.

[00:36:49] That's me.

[00:36:50] That's why we're $300, by the way.

[00:36:51] That's a lot of money.

[00:36:52] That's like a freaking receipt on there?

[00:36:54] Yeah, it has the money involved.

[00:36:55] Oh, shit, yeah.

[00:36:56] $300 each?

[00:36:57] $300 now forever.

[00:36:59] I don't even know what you...

[00:37:01] It's like a happy ending if you spend that much money.

[00:37:03] No, no, no, no.

[00:37:04] Lou did send me like a four seasons option, one.

[00:37:07] Don't tell me this.

[00:37:08] It was fucking $1,000.

[00:37:10] And you said no?

[00:37:11] No, I was like, yo, let's load a budget a little bit.

[00:37:14] We have a Maybach, we're about to daily drive an Aston Martin, but we couldn't, we couldn't

[00:37:19] splurge on a little old bubbly.

[00:37:21] That's right man, I appreciate it, it's a very nice gift.

[00:37:23] Of course.

[00:37:24] Thank you, very thoughtful.

[00:37:25] Of course.

[00:37:26] So how does the show work, Jason?

[00:37:27] Um.

[00:37:28] You have a pair of questions?

[00:37:29] Yeah, I got a question.

[00:37:30] Oh my god.

[00:37:31] Yo, yo, yo, yo, what the fuck?

[00:37:32] I pressed it, I pressed it, I pressed it, I pressed it, I pressed it.

[00:37:33] You're a pressing shit.

[00:37:35] Is that real, like, weird to do?

[00:37:38] Are you thirsty, first of all, before we start the interview process?

[00:37:40] Is it you who smells of me?

[00:37:42] It's the make-back problem. I didn't put anything on today.

[00:37:46] Alright.

[00:37:47] It's not bad. It's not bad. You smell like man.

[00:37:49] You can get massage.

[00:37:51] Can I make it cold for my seat?

[00:37:53] How do I get my legs down? I don't want this down.

[00:37:55] Uh, look, you just press it. Press on this down.

[00:37:57] No, not that!

[00:37:59] Sorry, sorry, sorry. So this button right here.

[00:38:01] I press this button? I press it in?

[00:38:03] No, no, no. Up top. Just hold it down.

[00:38:05] Hold it down, yeah. You feel it? Or no?

[00:38:07] Yeah, yeah, it's going down now.

[00:38:08] It's going down, yep.

[00:38:09] Titech.

[00:38:10] This is crazy. You know my car doesn't have AC or automatic windows?

[00:38:16] You literally, I don't understand why.

[00:38:18] What does this do?

[00:38:19] That's the speaker. You know, just in case you want to play music. You just, you're just pressing shit.

[00:38:23] Yes, it goes in where it's not...

[00:38:25] Why would you...

[00:38:26] It doesn't stay in though.

[00:38:27] Yeah, because when the car turns off it goes in where it's not.

[00:38:29] You're just pressing it.

[00:38:31] What does this one do?

[00:38:32] Okay, yeah, explore on maybe...

[00:38:33] Whoa!

[00:38:34] Yeah, the fridge.

[00:38:35] The fridge, yeah.

[00:38:36] What?

[00:38:37] Yeah, if you're thirsty by the way.

[00:38:38] Holy shit!

[00:38:39] Go ahead and pour you something in the glass. Oh my god

[00:38:46] You awesome

[00:38:48] You fucking go it's bumpy you're still a try not to

[00:39:04] It's water of mine has molding it that's why I sleep with yours

[00:39:09] Wait, what?

[00:39:10] Mine has black.

[00:39:11] Yeah.

[00:39:12] Mine does too with the-

[00:39:13] No, what does it-

[00:39:14] That's normal, that's normal.

[00:39:15] Why does it-

[00:39:16] Why don't I get my cup in?

[00:39:17] Let's get it.

[00:39:18] Nope.

[00:39:19] There you go.

[00:39:20] Damn.

[00:39:21] Damn, man.

[00:39:22] Damn.

[00:39:23] This is crazy, bro.

[00:39:24] Well, uh, you know, right before we go to Keynes, you know, you can put the tables up,

[00:39:32] so.

[00:39:33] Yo, stop.

[00:39:34] What?

[00:39:35] Oh my god!

[00:39:36] I need this from my-

[00:39:37] Okay man!

[00:39:39] Oh that's old guy.

[00:39:40] What's this?

[00:39:42] Uh, I don't know what that is, I don't know what that is.

[00:39:45] So yeah, well we're on the way to Keynes.

[00:39:47] What's the airplane seat?

[00:39:48] Um.

[00:39:51] It's been a while since I've done that,

[00:39:52] but I got some old tweets right here.

[00:39:55] For me?

[00:39:56] Yes, of course.

[00:39:57] Okay.

[00:39:58] Pull them off, bro.

[00:40:00] Let's start.

[00:40:02] Maybag Monday, we are so bagged.

[00:40:03] I'm excited, bro, and I'm actually very happy

[00:40:06] to read a little while since I've done a Maybach Monday.

[00:40:09] What's the last one you did?

[00:40:10] Uh, I don't even remember.

[00:40:12] Chad, what's the last one I did?

[00:40:13] I think it was with.

[00:40:14] That's your Chad?

[00:40:15] That side?

[00:40:19] My phone's hot as fuck.

[00:40:22] Put it in the fridge.

[00:40:24] Damn it is hot.

[00:40:26] I got you.

[00:40:27] No, I have my questions.

[00:40:29] Oh, you have questions in here.

[00:40:31] Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[00:40:32] Oh, Phantom.

[00:40:33] Phantom.

[00:40:34] Phantom, I like Phantom.

[00:40:36] I love Phantom.

[00:40:37] Phantom's a funny guy.

[00:40:38] Yeah, he's a great guy.

[00:40:43] But, you know, we got the next best thing,

[00:40:45] blood wiggio.

[00:40:46] I don't know if I put myself in the same breath,

[00:40:48] but I'll accept the compliment.

[00:40:49] No, I mean, I would say you're one of the girls of Sturgeon.

[00:40:52] Would you?

[00:40:53] What's your Mount Rushmore?

[00:40:54] Ah, I've been asked this question a million times,

[00:40:57] but I'll go again.

[00:41:00] Wait, why am I getting interviewed?

[00:41:02] I'm just asking a question.

[00:41:03] Okay.

[00:41:04] Speed, Kai, Ninja, how many can we have?

[00:41:09] Four.

[00:41:11] And, wait a minute, is that a Ninja, XQC, XC?

[00:41:16] Who's the fourth?

[00:41:17] Jason Lee.

[00:41:18] Jason the Wings, you're fourth.

[00:41:20] One of the worst Mount Rushmore's I've ever heard of.

[00:41:23] Anyways, hey man, Ludwig, I'm sure you recognize

[00:41:27] this photo right here.

[00:41:28] Yes.

[00:41:29] She says, speed is every me.

[00:41:33] Me proposing to my former girlfriend now, Fiancé.

[00:41:37] When I saw that tweet, I was genuinely so happy.

[00:41:40] You should have seen my office room reaction.

[00:41:42] I started jumping up and down.

[00:41:44] Letters week, a lot of people want to know,

[00:41:45] including myself, you don't have to share this.

[00:41:47] Yeah, I want to.

[00:41:47] Okay.

[00:41:49] What was like that engagement process?

[00:41:51] Like, did you do it?

[00:41:52] Where did you do it?

[00:41:53] Like, how did it go down?

[00:41:55] Like, did you get on two knees or one knee?

[00:41:57] Like, we just ripped it.

[00:41:59] Like, how did it happen?

[00:42:01] So we've been talking about getting engaged for a while.

[00:42:06] Really?

[00:42:07] Yeah, like probably for like, at this point,

[00:42:10] like five months.

[00:42:11] Like months before we had actually got engaged.

[00:42:13] We had like agreed we're gonna get engaged.

[00:42:16] Which I think is pretty normal.

[00:42:17] Really?

[00:42:18] Yeah, usually like-

[00:42:19] It wasn't a surprise then.

[00:42:20] No, the idea of getting married

[00:42:21] is like a very mutual decision.

[00:42:23] Like I think it's a little weird if you're the guy

[00:42:25] and you've never even like brought up

[00:42:26] the idea of getting married.

[00:42:28] Like it shouldn't be like the first

[00:42:30] their hearing of it is when you're on one knee.

[00:42:32] So we had brought up the idea before.

[00:42:35] But you know, Cutie, she's very picky.

[00:42:39] And she has a very specific taste.

[00:42:41] And she does not trust me with her palette

[00:42:46] of the things she likes.

[00:42:48] So for the ring, that's why I bring this up for the ring,

[00:42:51] she wanted to pick it up.

[00:42:53] She did not trust me to go to the gym.

[00:42:54] Yes, she did not trust me to go to the gym.

[00:42:57] It's not abnormal per se, but yes, I think more commonly,

[00:43:01] maybe the guy picks out the ring,

[00:43:03] but I think if we're being honest with ourselves,

[00:43:06] the guy is just trying to guess as correctly as possible

[00:43:09] to what the girl wants.

[00:43:10] That's usually it.

[00:43:12] And the best you can do is get what they want.

[00:43:15] But if she picks it, then you just get there.

[00:43:18] You know what I mean?

[00:43:19] I have no ego about this.

[00:43:20] I don't care if I guessed correctly.

[00:43:22] I'd rather have her just be happy

[00:43:23] because that's her ring for life.

[00:43:25] Okay, I'm gonna take that advice.

[00:43:26] So anyway, she picked out the ring.

[00:43:28] So we had to wait for that ring to come in.

[00:43:29] That took like, probably two months.

[00:43:31] What shape was it?

[00:43:33] It was an old mind cut.

[00:43:35] Old mind cut is what this is.

[00:43:36] It's actually the same cut that coincidentally Taylor Swift

[00:43:40] has, which she felt a little...

[00:43:43] She did it on purpose?

[00:43:43] No, that's what she was like.

[00:43:44] Everyone's gonna think that,

[00:43:45] but she picked it independently.

[00:43:48] But yeah, it's an old mind cut.

[00:43:49] It's a single, it's like over three carats.

[00:43:52] It's a little, it's like a j-color, j-color.

[00:43:57] Yes, you don't know anything about it.

[00:43:59] I don't know anything about rings besides like,

[00:44:03] it's diamond.

[00:44:04] So the diamond ring, all right,

[00:44:06] the most important part is the diamond.

[00:44:08] And the diamond is graded on a few different factors.

[00:44:10] One, how big it is, which they measure in carats.

[00:44:13] It's like the size of it.

[00:44:14] So how many carats was your ring?

[00:44:16] It's a little over three.

[00:44:18] And I think like maybe a standard wedding ring

[00:44:20] will be like 1.5 to 2.5 so it's a little bigger than normal but like if you

[00:44:24] look at like Taylor Swift's ring I think hers like nine carats it's like

[00:44:27] something absurd it's not egregious here and then the next thing that you look

[00:44:31] at for the the diamond is the cut okay so you can have like a princess cut you

[00:44:35] can have an emerald cut you can have it with this one they don't do this anymore

[00:44:38] it's called the old mine cut and the cut basically will shape how the light

[00:44:45] refracts through it right so it's like what it looks like okay okay keep okay

[00:44:49] I'm keeping up next up you have like the clarity clarity yes so damn you did a

[00:44:55] lot of research on this yeah we went to the clarity is like are there any

[00:45:00] imperfections that you can see and are they perceptible to the eye or only

[00:45:04] perceptible under a microscope and so basically every dinosaurs you're gonna

[00:45:08] go to they're like perfect there we're talking about dinosaurs clear

[00:45:12] Diamond store, diamond store, diamond store, diamond store, diamond store, diamond store.

[00:45:15] And then the final one is your color.

[00:45:18] And this one's actually a preference, but almost all modern, like if you go to like

[00:45:22] a, like a, like a J's or a Zell, like, you know, any of like the main Zells, I think

[00:45:27] it's called the main diamond resellers, they're all going to, it's Jared's, right?

[00:45:32] Jared's case.

[00:45:33] They're all going to give you like, like crystal clear.

[00:45:37] I think it's like, like, I think it's like triple A or some shit.

[00:45:40] like the basically looks like I didn't know is this in debt it doesn't it's it

[00:45:45] is this in debt but you just pick the shape and how many carats and then no

[00:45:50] cuz remember me even dude you can have the same stat line right you can have

[00:45:55] like j color perfect clarity three carat old mind cut in like 10 different

[00:46:01] diamonds all of different so it's like you know but anyway anyway and then and

[00:46:06] And then there's the final question of like, where's the diamond come from?

[00:46:12] Is it, I forget the name of it, like zirconium?

[00:46:15] Is it actual diamond?

[00:46:16] Is it a lab diamond?

[00:46:17] Is it an ethical diamond?

[00:46:19] So there's a whole process.

[00:46:21] How much was it?

[00:46:24] Cooler.

[00:46:25] No, my God.

[00:46:26] No, no, no.

[00:46:27] A diamond ring is never going to cost you, I mean, not I shouldn't say never, a quarter

[00:46:33] million.

[00:46:34] No, no, no, 80, 80, 80.

[00:46:36] A diamond ring is gonna cost you, like, thousands, okay?

[00:46:40] If it's like a lab cut, you can get it for like,

[00:46:42] I think it's cheap, it's like a couple thousand.

[00:46:44] And then, or a lab grown, I should say.

[00:46:47] And then if it's like a natural mine,

[00:46:49] or a natural mine, ethical diamond,

[00:46:51] then it can be like tens of thousands,

[00:46:52] but it's not gonna be hundreds of thousands.

[00:46:54] Unless you're getting like fucking ridiculous.

[00:46:55] I'm out of touch.

[00:46:56] I'm out of touch, sure, right?

[00:46:58] Yeah, you don't know, the value of money

[00:47:00] is completely lost on you.

[00:47:01] No, no, no, no.

[00:47:02] I'd be trolling this with others, though.

[00:47:03] I've came from Wellington, so I know.

[00:47:06] Anyways, continue.

[00:47:07] Like, did you explain the process?

[00:47:09] Do you have a pizza box?

[00:47:10] So that was two months.

[00:47:13] And then, okay, our dog passed away.

[00:47:16] RIP Swift.

[00:47:17] RIP Swift.

[00:47:18] And then QD went to like a rehab facility for a while.

[00:47:22] So this all basically delayed when the proposal

[00:47:26] was like gonna happen.

[00:47:27] So then she finally came back and I had hit up Ray

[00:47:32] because she was doing wine about it.

[00:47:34] And I was like, move wine about it

[00:47:36] because I want to do this at sunset, out of place.

[00:47:39] And I built, I built, we have like a roof.

[00:47:42] I built like a, like a, like a garden of Eden.

[00:47:46] Yeah, I got like, like several bouquets of flowers.

[00:47:48] I got like some fake flowers and I formed it

[00:47:50] with my friends Christian and Nick.

[00:47:51] It's like this beautiful garden of Eden

[00:47:54] where she would be the apple

[00:47:56] that I would take a bite from.

[00:47:59] Wait.

[00:48:00] So I built this garden and she didn't know

[00:48:02] And I got a bunch of pictures of us playing out framed and I put it like sort of on the walk up

[00:48:06] And I had a bunch of like roses sort of walking up to to this sort of lookout and then I had like

[00:48:12] Like her favorite song playing on like a speaker and I was sitting there

[00:48:16] She had a dress on already she didn't want about I was wearing a like a button down and I got on one knee

[00:48:21] And I and I said to her I said ready to fucking do this

[00:48:25] No, you fucking did it. I got a one-year went you fucking ready for me

[00:48:32] Now you did it, bro. We're six years deep. I hope you're ready for a lifetime

[00:48:39] That's what that then she said yes

[00:48:41] And this I actually I she we joked about this I told her to be talking about dream proposal

[00:48:46] I told her my dream proposal daughter Shadyam

[00:48:49] Okay, I throw the opening pitch to show hey Ohtani. He catches the ball

[00:48:55] He throws it back to me. He swaps it out with a fake ball in the fake ball is the engagement ring

[00:48:59] I then get the mic. I say

[00:49:03] And then I open I get on one knee show his

[00:49:09] And you know, she know we have a motors there

[00:49:12] Iki mushroom and I and and she's like yes, I do and the whole fucking stadium lights up and we're on a fucking jumbo trance

[00:49:19] Crazy and she said that was her nightmare

[00:49:22] like to be proposed to

[00:49:24] public

[00:49:25] And her dream was to be proposed to with the Domino's Pizza Box

[00:49:30] We're just chilling on the couch. So I got this as she wanted to not show a lot for yes

[00:49:34] So I got this as a reference to what her dream

[00:49:39] Coincidentally by the way

[00:49:42] Fiancé so coincidentally I through the first pitch the same week I proposed so I could have done it

[00:49:49] Which is we would have been fucking crazy. She thought I was gonna and I told her no you said you were against it

[00:49:55] But how could you be gunner your Ludwig?

[00:49:58] Anyways

[00:50:00] It's a transition. Yep. Look at that. Wow memories. Yeah, this is memories

[00:50:05] This is one of the first time did you think when you were in cutie's chat? Yeah, and a y'all got in a discord call

[00:50:11] Uh-huh that six years later, right you would be proposing to her

[00:50:17] No, no, I didn't it was a much different time

[00:50:21] It's a long way.

[00:50:22] It's a much different, it's coming a long way.

[00:50:25] Look at the chatters, like there's a bunch of try-hards.

[00:50:27] There are a bunch of try-hards saying, hose dad.

[00:50:30] Like, look at that.

[00:50:31] Hose Matt.

[00:50:32] Host Matt.

[00:50:33] Yeah, it was a different time.

[00:50:36] This is when Ross shot an accent, like this is back in the day.

[00:50:40] So a long time has passed.

[00:50:41] No, I didn't even know.

[00:50:42] I didn't even think about marriage back then.

[00:50:45] This is when you were like 19, you're like 31 now.

[00:50:50] I was twenty four?

[00:50:52] Fuck.

[00:50:52] Back then?

[00:50:53] Oh.

[00:50:53] Maybe twenty-twenty-twenty-four, I think.

[00:50:56] How old are you now?

[00:50:57] I'm twenty-two, team.

[00:50:58] You're twenty-two still?

[00:50:59] Yeah, twenty-two.

[00:50:59] Wow.

[00:51:00] Yeah, so I was a little older than you.

[00:51:02] Man.

[00:51:03] You're twenty-two?

[00:51:04] Yeah.

[00:51:05] How old are you?

[00:51:06] Twenty-two.

[00:51:07] You're also twenty-two?

[00:51:08] And how old are you, sir?

[00:51:10] About ten-thirty.

[00:51:13] You got-

[00:51:13] Y'all in the same boat.

[00:51:14] Same boat here.

[00:51:15] Yeah.

[00:51:16] Okay, that's Mr. T, you need to go.

[00:51:18] Mr. T.

[00:51:19] All right, what else you got for me?

[00:51:21] All right, by the way, you can toss them around.

[00:51:23] I'll call them up later.

[00:51:24] No, that's your gift bag.

[00:51:25] Well, I don't need the gift bag.

[00:51:27] I'm just going to take the gifts.

[00:51:28] Oh, good idea.

[00:51:29] Listen, Professor L, you had a great week

[00:51:32] at Streamer University.

[00:51:34] You gave a lot of advice to streamers.

[00:51:38] When he looks down at his penis,

[00:51:39] the phone is there with his question.

[00:51:40] Yeah, that's why I'm reading questions.

[00:51:41] He didn't memorize the questions.

[00:51:42] I did not memorize the questions.

[00:51:44] I have a horrible memory, but I did a lot of research

[00:51:47] on you with my team.

[00:51:47] So anyways, did you write them?

[00:51:50] No.

[00:51:51] My boy, Ziggy, did.

[00:51:54] What is the number one thing you disagree or disapprove

[00:51:57] that streamers do nowadays?

[00:52:00] The one thing I disapprove that streamers do?

[00:52:03] Well, I think it would be like nuisance streamers,

[00:52:06] like IRL streamers who like the person that's

[00:52:09] slapping the shit out of me.

[00:52:10] Like the person that's slapping the shit out of you?

[00:52:13] Who would this happen?

[00:52:14] You don't remember?

[00:52:15] Oh, oh.

[00:52:16] Yeah, I would say like, like Raphael's still alive,

[00:52:19] is that what you're talking about?

[00:52:20] Yeah, shout out to him, he's cool, I apologize.

[00:52:22] I would say Streamer used a little different,

[00:52:24] cause like that's an enclosed area

[00:52:26] where everyone's a streamer.

[00:52:27] So there's like a mutual understanding.

[00:52:28] So the hijinks, like I think they,

[00:52:30] Oh, so you're saying it was just content when he slapped you?

[00:52:32] No, I'm saying it's still over stuff to boundary,

[00:52:34] but I'm talking about the thing that happens more consistently,

[00:52:36] which is like people in public,

[00:52:38] treating like their public presence as content,

[00:52:43] and not like, you know, a member of society,

[00:52:46] and they like carve themselves out of like following the rules of society for the sake of content.

[00:52:51] So like man on the street, IRL stream interview in New York or getting crazy, you know, at like a fucking drive-thru, throwing food back at the drive-thru, like shit like that.

[00:53:03] So basically you don't like the Jack Doherty's stream?

[00:53:10] No, I don't care for jack-dority. I don't care for... I don't think I care for most

[00:53:15] like, IRL creators because of that because I think like naturally that's what you drift to do as an IRL creator.

[00:53:22] I remember that.

[00:53:23] No, but I don't think you're an IRL creator. You're like more of a hybrid.

[00:53:27] Hybrid desktop video game player.

[00:53:29] And not all IRL creators, it's not like it's inherent to it, but I think if you want to be successful,

[00:53:32] like I think this is what ends up happening.

[00:53:34] Okay, well, great transition. It's time to get some kings!

[00:53:38] There's two windows in this one.

[00:53:40] You'll be ordering it. Just double up whatever.

[00:53:42] Hey, how are you doing?

[00:53:44] Yes.

[00:53:46] Could I do a...

[00:53:48] Just for me and you? Is no one else in the front eating?

[00:53:50] Um, are you just eating?

[00:53:52] Could I do the finger combo?

[00:53:55] And can I swap...

[00:53:57] Actually, you know what? Let me just run the three finger combo.

[00:54:02] Could I do unsweetened tea?

[00:54:04] Can I do half unsweetened tea, half lemonade?

[00:54:08] Oh two of those. Same beverage, yeah.

[00:54:15] I think that'll be good for us then, yeah.

[00:54:19] Yeah, the name's gonna be Jason.

[00:54:22] Yeah, like a Rulo.

[00:54:25] What's up, dude?

[00:54:28] Yeah, I thought it was you, but I don't recognize you.

[00:54:31] Hey man, we just hear out of Cane's getting food and a babyc.

[00:54:35] You know Jason the Wean?

[00:54:37] do you see like clips of him or do you watch his stream more do you watch any

[00:54:42] streamers more actively like go into the twitch stream or you to train yeah just

[00:54:47] eclipse he's in pulling yeah exactly right that's all just the cane sauce is

[00:54:59] good and maybe some catch actually hot sauce is up the window right yeah I'll

[00:55:04] I'll get the hot sauce at the window.

[00:55:06] Hot sauce at Canes.

[00:55:07] Uh, 25, 39. Yeah, I got you.

[00:55:09] You got mine.

[00:55:15] Oh, there it is.

[00:55:17] Hell yeah.

[00:55:19] Thank you. Have a good one.

[00:55:21] Alright.

[00:55:23] That's motion.

[00:55:25] That's motion, man.

[00:55:26] Uh, yeah, they have Louisiana hot sauce at Canes.

[00:55:28] I didn't know that.

[00:55:30] It's great. Louisiana hot sauce.

[00:55:31] What the fuck did I do? Did I do this?

[00:55:33] You're just like pressing buttons what how did this happen what?

[00:55:37] Basically when you press that window button back there, it goes up in a bag. Is it fine?

[00:55:41] It's fine because I mean I think you should put it up. Yes

[00:55:47] Thank you

[00:55:49] Thank you. You want to use the champagne glass?

[00:55:55] Thank you so much. Can I get some Louisiana hot sauce

[00:56:00] I'll move it over

[00:56:03] Oh, how many is that that's enough? Appreciate that. Hey, use my

[00:56:11] For my rebel

[00:56:13] This they don't have another drink thing on the side. Um, no, you have two cup over this it

[00:56:18] You could use two or bro. Okay, I put it in here

[00:56:23] Actually, I think that might fall probably

[00:56:33] How do I roll the window up? Oh, wow the same way you do it every car. Dude. I tried to look through the window

[00:56:39] It I can't see shit. It's tinted. Is it legal?

[00:56:44] I thought there's like a level of tin you weren't allowed to have but maybe like if you have a luxury car doesn't matter anymore

[00:56:49] Of course it's legal

[00:56:53] What's the biggest law you've broken

[00:56:57] It's one time as a Arlington and I've vandalized the McDonald's

[00:57:03] Bad

[00:57:06] Is because they vandalized how it's cuz I ordered McDonald's I was doing like a thing on stream and

[00:57:12] They gave me only water

[00:57:14] Like I had it. I ordered the whole menu. I'm gonna do a McDonald's mukbang

[00:57:18] But he's on streaming vandalized on stream, bro

[00:57:21] I went to the you were literally the guy who I was talking about earlier that I hate like the no, no, no

[00:57:26] I poured water at the window

[00:57:29] At the window. Yeah

[00:57:31] yeah that's what I'm talking about yeah but that was when I was a little kid you

[00:57:35] know how old are you? I was 18 to 18. I'm a grown man now. you are a grown man. I learned a lot and then I still make mistakes to this day but not too many bad ones like

[00:57:46] randomizing. we're always improving ourselves yeah yeah you know it is no ordee to

[00:57:50] wean okay let's get the first bite I actually never had canes before so okay

[00:57:55] can I give you a little tip yeah so grab your Texas toast. second grabbing okay

[00:57:59] Grab a chicken finger, put it in the middle like this, make a little sandwich, okay get

[00:58:06] your cane sauce, alright, give it a dip, okay we're not there yet, get your hot sauce,

[00:58:16] never had a hot sauce before, and then pour a little bit of that hot sauce on, just like

[00:58:27] that and it should look like this when you're done okay that's all right and

[00:58:34] then just give it a big bite

[00:58:44] that's why you do it wow that right there that that is special that's why we

[00:58:51] do it right there that right there special that's why we go to war I'm gonna

[00:58:54] One more bang then I got you with the next question

[00:58:57] All right

[00:58:58] I knew it

[00:58:59] I thought you'd put me on a canis, bro

[00:59:02] I'm great

[00:59:03] I was gonna be eating this before surgery, so I actually been trying it for it

[00:59:09] Have you?

[00:59:10] Yeah, I feel like you're in the best place I might be

[00:59:15] Are you car broken?

[00:59:16] Am I car break?

[00:59:17] What the fuck's going on?

[00:59:18] Say you get that buzzing?

[00:59:19] Everything okay?

[00:59:20] What's going on?

[00:59:21] Everything okay, what's going on?

[00:59:23] That's a roof ready?

[00:59:25] See if it vibrates or something.

[00:59:27] Is it that?

[00:59:28] The suction cup?

[00:59:29] I think it's the suction cup.

[00:59:30] I think it's the suction cup.

[00:59:33] What the fuck happened?

[00:59:40] Oh my god, bro.

[00:59:42] It's alright, I think it should happen.

[00:59:43] We'll resolve it together.

[00:59:46] No!

[00:59:47] Is it dissection?

[00:59:51] I remember Bruce saying when the suction cups lose some suction they will make a sound trying to get it back.

[00:59:58] Oh, we're back. Nice. It was a suction cup. We're good.

[01:00:05] We're good.

[01:00:06] Wow.

[01:00:07] Anyways, I was saying, I've been like I'm the best player on my team, athletic-wise.

[01:00:13] Do you think we can win?

[01:00:17] Absolutely, but I think winning requires like good team coordination, like do you have a

[01:00:23] group chat going?

[01:00:24] You don't.

[01:00:25] But I have everybody's contact.

[01:00:30] I think then you should be the one to be in charge of making the group chat, because

[01:00:36] you still have a few days, but like for example if someone's going to do archery, if they

[01:00:41] They spend an hour practicing archery.

[01:00:45] They're gonna be so much better

[01:00:47] than if the first time they do archery

[01:00:49] is the day of the event.

[01:00:51] Or like, if someone's gonna do paper airplanes,

[01:00:53] if they spend an hour.

[01:00:55] So like, you have to divvy up the roles

[01:00:57] of what your team's gonna do,

[01:00:58] and to do that, it requires communication.

[01:01:01] And I think you being the one who knows everyone

[01:01:03] should set that up.

[01:01:05] You're right.

[01:01:06] I'm gonna do that after stream today.

[01:01:12] Boom, you know recently you've taken the rule of being you know this group this org

[01:01:20] Maybe friend group OSC s yep says manager. You know what I mean? I feel like you're pretty good at YouTube

[01:01:27] You know what you're doing you've seen who content over the past years you're 30

[01:01:32] So you you know a lot about just your content in general

[01:01:37] What is some advice you give to a group like core, you know

[01:01:41] the group I made for long term.

[01:01:44] I think Core is currently going to fail.

[01:01:51] I elaborate.

[01:01:54] I made the same comment on my stream.

[01:01:57] Sorry, let me finish this food.

[01:01:59] Don't worry about it, man. We had all day.

[01:02:03] But yeah, I think Core is going to fail.

[01:02:05] Because, um...

[01:02:07] When I said this one, Core first got announced.

[01:02:10] Well, the issues of the core are you guys are all very successful individually, and I think

[01:02:22] you guys are incentivized to just work on your own thing, like, you know, you're actively

[01:02:26] doing May Back Monday, or like you're maybe talking with your team, and Woj, or Lou about

[01:02:33] like some streams you want to do in the future for yourself, and you'll see the direct benefit

[01:02:37] from that. And I think that's the same exact situation like Ron is in, like Ron is more

[01:02:42] incentivized to think about like, am I setting up this like one-way-one with Jinxy and then

[01:02:48] maybe like some Fortnite watch party or whatever. And no one's actively like putting effort into

[01:02:52] thinking about what should we do for the group. And so my prediction when you got started

[01:03:00] your group is that eventually like, you know, one person's going to do the brunt of the

[01:03:04] workload to get it started, they're gonna burn out just necessarily, because they're

[01:03:11] only receiving the, like, if you put effort into group one-fifth of that, there's six

[01:03:16] people, one-sixth, one-sixth, whatever the percentage is, but they're getting like one-fifth

[01:03:19] or one-sixth of the return of that. If they were to work on their own things, they would

[01:03:22] feel much better because they'd get more return. It's kind of like, imagine doing a group project

[01:03:27] every week, and you're getting an A, but you're doing all the work. At some point, you're

[01:03:33] like, well, fuck this, I want to just work on my own shit,

[01:03:35] myself.

[01:03:37] And so anyway, I think you guys are kind of hitting that point.

[01:03:39] I think you failed this week to hit a weekly upload

[01:03:42] because we were all streaming in a version.

[01:03:43] Right, because you were all focused on your own thing

[01:03:45] and streaming to you and doing 24-7,

[01:03:46] which I also have issues with, I think it's dumb,

[01:03:48] but I think it's so hard to escape the short-term trap

[01:03:55] of like, if I go live right now for even a few extra hours,

[01:04:00] I'll make more money, then the long-term play of like,

[01:04:02] Okay, if I just, if I give up this stream

[01:04:06] and I think about a YouTube video and I do that,

[01:04:09] then, you know, over the course of 10 years,

[01:04:11] I've basically cushioned myself from falling off

[01:04:14] because it's not just my success that I'm dependent on.

[01:04:18] Now I have like this whole group success

[01:04:20] that I can rely on.

[01:04:23] So yeah, I think those issues are,

[01:04:25] if I can say upon core to your group,

[01:04:28] I think it's fundamental to your group.

[01:04:30] Yeah, so I don't foresee it getting resolved anytime soon.

[01:04:35] Yeah, I would have to agree.

[01:04:37] I mean, to be honest, we didn't tour yesterday.

[01:04:39] We had a course shoot.

[01:04:41] We talked about those issues that you brought up, actually.

[01:04:45] What I bet was going to happen, sorry to cut you off,

[01:04:48] is that you guys are going to talk about it,

[01:04:50] and everyone's going to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:04:52] And then you go back to doing your own shit.

[01:04:54] Because it's very comfortable and easy to do,

[01:04:56] and you know how to do it.

[01:04:58] And it's harder to do the thing you don't know how to do and like take the

[01:05:02] Like take the reins to do that. Well, it sounds like a challenge because

[01:05:09] We actually just add some people to the squad the core squad, okay

[01:05:14] Like managerial you mean man. I got talent, right?

[01:05:18] Not like a talent. No, but I just want to foresee it because you're right having one person that to

[01:05:24] Look at the edits come up with video ideas

[01:05:27] It's stressful for that one person and it's not fair at all.

[01:05:31] So having someone to oversee everything, that knows content, that can really manage everything

[01:05:37] and keep all of us in check, we just added some money to do that.

[01:05:42] So I think there's a bit more structure now, but thank you for telling me, because honestly,

[01:05:50] it's a truth nook.

[01:05:51] Yeah, I don't necessarily, I like you guys, but I don't care if you're successful or

[01:05:56] I just this is how I see things going currently and like the thing is you're all fucking rich and will be successful

[01:06:01] Even of course doesn't exist. You know I'm saying it's more so like if you guys want it. I don't know if you guys care

[01:06:07] No, we care. I think core could definitely maybe we had this take to talk about it yesterday

[01:06:14] Like it's our baby. You know to me it could it could grow to something huge, you know

[01:06:18] I think we can do some shit like the Sidemen if we really lock in and

[01:06:22] Try our best

[01:06:24] I mean if you look at the views of core like you guys get like millions of views of it

[01:06:28] They're not one meal, but like like you're average by like 2.3 million or something per video and like

[01:06:34] None of you know fence are pulling it individually or close

[01:06:38] Like you're barely getting I don't think you guys are even getting a million of the day

[01:06:43] We're getting like hundreds of thousands or some of you're getting tens of thousands. So it's like

[01:06:47] it's it's it's

[01:06:48] It's funny you haven't taken it seriously, and I'm not saying you directly by the way

[01:06:53] And I know you're in a car so this could feel like an attack

[01:06:56] But it's funny you as a group having to take it more seriously because it's so like I

[01:07:01] Feel like you're just not like looking at how insanely successful the bigger picture

[01:07:05] How insanely successful it is with how little work I think you guys have put in

[01:07:09] Yeah, but I mean, yeah, definitely had a conversation

[01:07:13] definitely need to focus more on the channel and organize everything. But

[01:07:20] thanks for your critiquing. You know you're actually pretty good at critiquing.

[01:07:26] I'm sure you helped us yes and right there you kicked out. What week are you?

[01:07:31] I'm week 7. What does that mean? I told them that every week one member is in

[01:07:38] charge of the YouTube video. Ideating the video, executing the video like getting

[01:07:43] the location and giving all the information to all the other members so

[01:07:46] in charge of one video every two months and I signed him all weeks and so he's

[01:07:49] week seven right now you know oh yes you know the close friends of mine and I do

[01:08:00] content with him so much oh were you mad at Archie for copying the boxing

[01:08:04] event no I'm not mad at Archie I don't know I saw some stuff online I didn't

[01:08:10] if you're mad about it. I'm not mad at Archie. No, I've taken some of your ideas. I think

[01:08:15] people take stuff all the time. I think there's nothing wrong with it. Oh gosh, I'm sorry.

[01:08:20] Oh my god. Did you spill? No, I just dropped your cap. It wasn't on. Oh fuck. The cap is

[01:08:25] like over there. Just so it doesn't spill. Holy fuck. Almost spilled. Oh my god. It's

[01:08:37] That's gotta be a bad day.

[01:08:38] What's going on here?

[01:08:39] What's happening?

[01:08:40] What's happening?

[01:08:41] It's like not going down.

[01:08:42] What are you talking about?

[01:08:43] Oh!

[01:08:44] Yeah!

[01:08:45] You're not meta-archy.

[01:08:46] I'm not meta-archy.

[01:08:47] Slash genuine?

[01:08:48] Uh-huh.

[01:08:49] Slash genuine.

[01:08:50] What do you mean slash genuine?

[01:08:51] Like it's like a Twitter way to signify your emotion about this.

[01:08:55] This is not slash s.

[01:08:57] Sarcastic.

[01:08:58] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:08:59] Is it some old head shit?

[01:09:00] I don't know.

[01:09:01] Yeah, it's some 2020's woke shit.

[01:09:02] I mean, what do you think about it?

[01:09:04] Well, I think that, like, there's, like, you don't own boxing, like boxing has existed in creator boxing, especially for like years and years.

[01:09:13] You've done boxing.

[01:09:14] I've done boxing.

[01:09:15] I usually like to add a twist to make it more unique, and I think maybe Archie fails to do that sometimes, to like, make it like a little different.

[01:09:23] Maybe the room is what makes it different. I don't like that for boxing, though. It's really stressful to watch.

[01:09:27] Yeah, it's very compact. But I was watching, I was watching it.

[01:09:30] I was watching it too, but I was watching it with like like oh my god

[01:09:33] Like if someone gets fucking hit and hits the wall like fuck me. It was stressful to watch

[01:09:38] I saw a big dude that was fighting and he almost fell into the crowd and came to the table

[01:09:41] I know. Yeah, I was stressful. But yeah, I think that that twist can be really important

[01:09:45] Yeah, I think I think my twist that I added was me being the referee and

[01:09:52] Yeah, I think so too. I think that is like and so I think that's what Archie did

[01:09:56] But he didn't have a twist off of yours and his audience is really close to yours

[01:10:00] Years so they're like they know what yours looks like. I think it's fun though. Like I copy your bro v. Bros

[01:10:07] Yeah, keep people copy my shit all the time

[01:10:10] But it's easier to copy shit when the audiences are different

[01:10:14] Like because sometimes I bite shit, but I bite it from like the biggest German youtuber

[01:10:19] And no one knows and they're like oh shit Ludwig. That's a great idea exactly winning reality. You you ain't yes

[01:10:26] I'm gonna start just going like European youtubers. Yeah. Yeah, I mean this happens all the time

[01:10:33] But like when you steal from someone next to you then I was like wait what the fuck

[01:10:38] Yeah, understood. Okay moving on

[01:10:42] It's probably my least favorite changes having extremists in this card started

[01:10:46] And you're talking about paid clippers. Yeah, it's a tweet of mine and it shows. It's a quote-ree tweet of

[01:10:52] of, like, it's called Clipping X Kick,

[01:10:55] which I guess is like a clipping conglomerate,

[01:10:57] and they're showing the views that they've gotten,

[01:11:01] clipping kick creators to think kick pays

[01:11:04] yeah, clipping conglomerates like this one.

[01:11:07] And I said, I didn't like it.

[01:11:09] My specific line was paid clippers,

[01:11:11] astroturf your timeline with substantial bullshit.

[01:11:13] What does that mean, astroturf?

[01:11:15] T5, astroturf, I thought that was a question.

[01:11:16] Okay, so like, they basically end up on your timeline

[01:11:21] even though it's not your interest,

[01:11:23] because they make stuff up,

[01:11:24] that gets them more views than they otherwise deserve.

[01:11:27] And so, you can't help but see a clavicular clip

[01:11:32] regardless of what your interest is.

[01:11:34] And no shade to clavicular,

[01:11:36] but if you like drawing YouTubers,

[01:11:40] you probably still get a clavicular clip on your timeline

[01:11:43] because of all those clavicular to our paid

[01:11:47] and how crazy incentivized they are

[01:11:51] to get more views in the lot.

[01:11:53] They just lied.

[01:11:54] Yeah, they just lied.

[01:11:55] So do you know, okay, do you know anything

[01:11:57] about yellow journalism?

[01:11:58] No.

[01:11:59] What is that?

[01:12:00] Do you know about the, the Pulitzer Prize?

[01:12:03] These are huge words.

[01:12:04] I'm learning a lot right now.

[01:12:07] Bleed elaborate.

[01:12:08] Do you know, do you know about William Randolph Hearst?

[01:12:12] Better just explain it, okay?

[01:12:15] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:12:16] That's fair.

[01:12:17] That's my bad.

[01:12:18] That's okay.

[01:12:18] In the early 1900s, like the biggest form of media

[01:12:24] that people were consuming was newspapers, right?

[01:12:28] King 6'8, name for the tank, is it sorry?

[01:12:31] Oh, King 6'8.

[01:12:32] The great.

[01:12:33] Yeah.

[01:12:34] Yeah.

[01:12:35] I like King 6'8.

[01:12:35] I think he's a really good guy.

[01:12:37] How do I put this down?

[01:12:38] Oh, here.

[01:12:39] Oh, gosh.

[01:12:39] Go ahead and just...

[01:12:41] So you have to fold this, and then boom, and then bang.

[01:12:44] So in the early 1900s newspapers were huge right like that was the biggest form of media people were buying and

[01:12:52] A couple of newspaper owners realized

[01:12:55] They could just they had they were trying to like outsell each other they could just lie and

[01:13:01] They could just like make yes

[01:13:04] They could just have she they can make up shit on the newspapers and they could sell more newspapers and

[01:13:09] And so they basically became like a line where like literally like alien spotted, you know

[01:13:15] And then like a weird picture like just and that's you know

[01:13:18] You a boy is fucking come up to you trying to sell you this newspaper

[01:13:22] You're like, oh, well, I got by this so they this happened more more more more it peaked at I

[01:13:28] Forget exactly when this happened, but there was newspapers

[01:13:32] I think it was in Cuba, but they had basically lied about like a war that had started

[01:13:38] And it accidentally started a war

[01:13:42] Just because the information was false and but everyone's consuming it like even senators whatever

[01:13:49] So anyway, it's like that my biggest issue is because the Clippers only care about getting paid and they get paid for more views

[01:13:55] There's no reason for them to tell the truth. They just lie and I think Twitter is the worst platform at like stopping people

[01:14:03] From getting rewarded for just lying or spreading bullshit

[01:14:08] You can write it on your fucking Twitter.

[01:14:12] How do you think it affected streaming?

[01:14:15] Just the clipping culture now?

[01:14:18] Well, I think now there's such a distrust

[01:14:23] with the success of streamers.

[01:14:25] Like, I think you can't be successful as a streamer

[01:14:29] modern day without someone thinking,

[01:14:30] like, this is all fake, bought, and paid for, whatever.

[01:14:33] Like, there's no legitimate successful streamer.

[01:14:37] I think it always comes to the grain of like,

[01:14:38] ah, this guy's fucking bought it.

[01:14:40] I think people think that of everyone now.

[01:14:43] Except for maybe like the OGs.

[01:14:46] Like, or show.

[01:14:47] Yeah, like myself or like Summit 1G,

[01:14:49] I don't think anyone's like, oh, Summit 1G's bought it.

[01:14:51] I'm not gonna lie, that's just whack.

[01:14:54] What's whack?

[01:14:55] Bought it.

[01:14:56] It's very, well, I don't even think it's happening

[01:14:58] to the degree people think it's happening,

[01:14:59] but I get why they think that

[01:15:01] because there's so much fake bullshit being spread.

[01:15:05] And that's I got totally get why you would think it because you can't trust

[01:15:08] It feels like you can't trust the clippers. So why you can't trust the streamers? Yeah

[01:15:13] Yes, but

[01:15:15] They're probably never yet fixed

[01:15:18] But if there was a solution like you think there's a fix to like this clipping culture

[01:15:23] Like what would you do differently if you could I?

[01:15:27] think

[01:15:29] It's a platform issue and

[01:15:31] And, honestly, I don't think Twitter will be very successful if they keep this up in like 10, 20 years, I think.

[01:15:38] Because Twitter's pretty small.

[01:15:39] So you think it's just on Twitter, like, TikTok? Does that really happen?

[01:15:42] I think it happens less frequently on TikTok, because TikTok has the, like, the blue text feature, which is actually really good.

[01:15:52] Oh, like, the blue message. Oh, yeah, it's pretty good.

[01:15:56] And it kind of like chump checks some blatant lies

[01:16:00] because it allows you to research a thing.

[01:16:02] And I guess Twitter kind of introduced a bit of

[01:16:06] their own version of that, which is like the community notes.

[01:16:09] But I feel like the community notes

[01:16:10] are kind of hit or miss sometimes.

[01:16:12] Like I feel like I don't see them that frequently.

[01:16:14] And they take a while to pop up.

[01:16:18] But yeah, I think it'll be something like that.

[01:16:20] Maybe we'll fix it, I don't know.

[01:16:22] But I was thinking Twitter, it's small, it's fucking tiny.

[01:16:25] I think they have a 250 million monthly users or something and like Instagram has a...

[01:16:31] but Instagram has like billions.

[01:16:33] YouTube has billions.

[01:16:35] I didn't know that.

[01:16:36] Twitter's this small. It's only big in the US and like Japan it's really massive and

[01:16:41] most other countries like don't use Twitter.

[01:16:44] I don't know that. It's pretty small.

[01:16:46] That's crazy.

[01:16:49] What are we on?

[01:16:51] Hopefully, uh, Twitter can fix this clip that goes for shit, because she gets an O-ring there.

[01:16:59] If not, Elon will eventually die, and the new owner will probably take it a different direction.

[01:17:06] This is a tweet from mine.

[01:17:07] Also, you don't have to show it, because it will not predict your show.

[01:17:09] Oh, okay.

[01:17:10] It feels like every YouTube live streamer instantly swaps back over to Twitch,

[01:17:14] or starts multi-streaming the moment their contract ends.

[01:17:17] Yeah, I mean, um...

[01:17:19] And I did a, hmm, thinking emoji.

[01:17:22] Yeah, and it hit 1.7 million views,

[01:17:24] and actually I agree with the statement,

[01:17:27] this question's more for me.

[01:17:29] Yeah.

[01:17:30] You know, since exclusive contracts are basically finished.

[01:17:32] Yeah.

[01:17:33] I should start multi-streaming.

[01:17:35] Well, so do you know why they did YouTube exclusive contracts?

[01:17:38] Why?

[01:17:39] Why do you think?

[01:17:40] Because they want people that are big

[01:17:43] in that stream to go on their platform

[01:17:45] and promote live streaming on their platform.

[01:17:49] so they can grow the market share they have.

[01:17:52] So they can grow their platform.

[01:17:54] So that's actually wrong.

[01:17:55] Again, I think it's most people's conception,

[01:17:57] and I don't blame you for this,

[01:17:58] that's what most people think.

[01:17:59] But it's very short-term thought,

[01:18:01] and YouTube's a much longer-term company than that.

[01:18:04] So the reason they brought over streamers to YouTube

[01:18:07] wasn't to get Ludwig's, whatever,

[01:18:10] 15,000, 20,000 average viewers,

[01:18:13] and hope that they start spreading around,

[01:18:16] it's permeating through.

[01:18:18] Yeah, that was never the goal.

[01:18:19] I think the goal was to get an initial base of viewers

[01:18:24] and then get feedback from the creators

[01:18:26] and try to improve the live streaming part of their website.

[01:18:30] And this was basically like,

[01:18:32] if you want to think about it like the guinea pigs,

[01:18:33] like the test audience and the test streamers.

[01:18:36] And so then they would try out features,

[01:18:38] this is the idea at least in theory.

[01:18:39] They would try out features,

[01:18:41] ask the streamers how they felt about it

[01:18:42] and then have an audience base

[01:18:44] who they could directly use it.

[01:18:46] So it's basically like to try and make their platform better, so that long term, over the

[01:18:52] course of 10, 20 years, they could be the leader because the product is better.

[01:18:56] And that's your network.

[01:18:57] Well, I think what I found, and I got pretty critical of YouTube for this, is that they're

[01:19:02] really slow at implementing any features or products that they wanted to make the platform

[01:19:07] better.

[01:19:08] They didn't make YouTube live streaming better quick enough.

[01:19:11] And for a long time, I was like, why?

[01:19:14] Why don't they want to make it better?

[01:19:15] It's because they're a bloated company and they can't do it. It's because they don't care and I actually don't think that's a case

[01:19:20] I think they do care people who work on live streaming are good at their jobs the issue is

[01:19:25] live streaming is like

[01:19:28] The least important thing YouTube does it's like the ugly forgotten set job because videos make a fuck time

[01:19:35] Shorts came out after I'm sure they're wildly successful like you know, it's working

[01:19:40] it's a huge, it gets so many views or whatever.

[01:19:43] Short method for sales is a smash.

[01:19:46] TV is going crazy, like YouTube for TV,

[01:19:49] like it's the most viewed thing on TV,

[01:19:50] like these are all like successful parts of the business

[01:19:53] and what would suck is if you made live streaming better

[01:19:57] but lost some of the success in video or shorts or TV.

[01:20:04] You know what I'm saying, like if you promote live streaming

[01:20:06] then okay that's now more on like the 4u page or like the sidebar and now maybe

[01:20:12] the video is performing a little worse and it's not worth that's really

[01:20:15] successful not worth fucking this up to make the shitty little stepchild a

[01:20:19] little happy so let's just keep it this shitty little and I thought that's it

[01:20:24] they don't approve it but like they improve it much slower than twitch who

[01:20:28] they don't have another better product all they have is life yeah

[01:20:34] Okay, damn. I'm learning a lot.

[01:20:37] But I need to go back to your question, should you multi-stream?

[01:20:39] Yeah.

[01:20:40] Or should I just do like, do that for only big events, uh, host?

[01:20:45] Like, what do you think I should do?

[01:20:47] I think, I think there's no real reason not to multi-stream at this point.

[01:20:52] Like, I think you've been like big successful new age streamers, like, uh, the Perk Peanut Multi-Streams,

[01:20:56] Jinx Team Multi-Streams.

[01:20:58] He does? I didn't know that.

[01:21:00] Uh, I believe he does, right? You try to see multi-streams on Twitch and YouTube.

[01:21:02] Twitch and YouTube. I think sometimes he'll not stream on YouTube if he does like a marathon,

[01:21:05] but he's pretty consistent. Who else multi-streams? That's new.

[01:21:10] Kai does not.

[01:21:13] Damn blown up.

[01:21:16] Oops. Famous.

[01:21:19] Bye, bad job.

[01:21:20] Kai does not as well. Yeah, Kai does a good call.

[01:21:24] Kai does it.

[01:21:26] So anyway, yeah, I think there's no reason not to. You'll just get more viewers.

[01:21:30] I think the biggest issue with multi-streaming is that you'll feel bad.

[01:21:36] What about the copyright thing? You know, I like to play music on my streams, and then if I multi-stream and do I get DMCA'd, I don't understand.

[01:21:44] I think it's fine. It's not... Usually what happens is the video, the live stream gets demonetized, and you won't make money or as much money from it.

[01:21:54] But like, that's it.

[01:21:57] It's not like you get, usually you don't get like a copyright strike.

[01:22:00] No more than if you use copyright music in a video.

[01:22:03] But you can also split the audio, so it's not, that's a non-issue.

[01:22:05] That's a fake hurdle.

[01:22:07] Now how do I fix that easy?

[01:22:08] Okay, bad.

[01:22:08] I think the biggest issue is how many viewers do you get on average now?

[01:22:12] Um, what would you say?

[01:22:14] I think after swimming you have an average of like, around like 20k?

[01:22:18] 20k?

[01:22:19] So you averaged 20k and like if you sparked a stream and you do you look at your average

[01:22:25] your supply streaming? No. Do you see it after though? I do. So if you finish your stream and you

[01:22:31] saw you had 10k average. I'm gonna be honest if I looked at YouTube and I saw my average was like

[01:22:36] 6k wouldn't really care because I mostly focused on twitch. No so that's what I'm saying that if it

[01:22:40] was 10k on twitch. Oh it was 10k on twitch. You might feel bad that day you might be like what the

[01:22:44] Fuck but if it was combined to be more if it was combined it would be more

[01:22:49] But I think some for some people that's hard to do and it's hard to swallow the ego pill

[01:22:54] Like maybe your name's lower in the category and like, you know

[01:22:59] I'm used to seeing 20k not only see like 15k, but I have seven on YouTube so combined it's higher

[01:23:05] I think that's the biggest issue

[01:23:07] And and also viewers are meaner because of it like his viewers are weird about view count

[01:23:13] I don't know if you notice this oh, yeah viewers like to keep streamers in check because they keep up with this and

[01:23:19] And so they'll tell you like whether you're too high too low whatever and so like viewers will tell you

[01:23:25] Oh, you're only at 15k or you're like I fell off

[01:23:30] Okay, we're rated yeah, oh and and and so like well okay

[01:23:35] yeah so what I do to combat that as I have the the combined viewership on my

[01:23:42] screen that just has both and I think that's and I think that's been also

[01:23:50] adopted by Kai does that I think Jinxie does that I think a few other

[01:23:56] multi-shrimpers do that but I think it's like the way to combat it but yeah

[01:23:59] you should there's no reason not I think I'm gonna start doing it I'm gonna

[01:24:03] I'm gonna test it out. I'm gonna test it out.

[01:24:04] Action.

[01:24:05] Especially for my big events.

[01:24:07] Yeah, I think you would get more viewers overall.

[01:24:10] Speaking of big events.

[01:24:12] Okay.

[01:24:13] Boom.

[01:24:14] Streamer games.

[01:24:15] Streamer games coming up.

[01:24:16] Streamer games coming up.

[01:24:17] A couple of times already.

[01:24:18] Yep.

[01:24:19] Um, you know, I'm gonna be winning the third annual streamer games.

[01:24:24] It's gonna be a great time, but I wanted to ask you.

[01:24:26] Uh-huh.

[01:24:27] Ludwig.

[01:24:28] Ludwig.

[01:24:29] Yeah.

[01:24:30] as running a big event like this like is it stressful what do you what are the

[01:24:36] logistics you need to figure out like how long it takes to plan talk to me well

[01:24:43] how long it takes to plan I guess like last week I had to lock in whether I was

[01:24:50] doing consumer games next year and that was last week what yeah I had to lock

[01:24:56] that in for next year but I think the part I hate the most is like talent

[01:25:03] acquisition like that's been a pain. Acquisition as in like trying to get

[01:25:08] everybody locked in? Yes. Oh yeah that's the worst. Because like guess what

[01:25:12] happened to me like I've been trying to hit up people to do it and like people

[01:25:16] who like literally are begging me to be a part of the event and then like a week

[01:25:20] before the event these same people will hit me up and they'll be like oh I can't

[01:25:23] do it I have a spot okay I listen asshole I didn't even say anything I wasn't

[01:25:29] even talking about you oh shit if the shoe fits I'm just saying um now you

[01:25:33] you were talking about me no I was talking about stable Renault

[01:25:38] but on hindsight that is something I dealt with multiple times and then and

[01:25:44] then you know other people who like because I get a streamers are like super

[01:25:48] busy they have a lot going on but like sometimes they just like ghosts and so

[01:25:52] I have to triple quadruple text and like I'm busy, too

[01:25:55] So it makes my life hell because like I have to remember who I have to chase after and who I don't have to chase after

[01:26:01] And so like that's the part I like the least and like there's some people who are like amazing like Joe Bart is amazing

[01:26:08] Bro, I can text Joe Bart to do something for an event and he'll reply to me live on stream

[01:26:14] Which is like I never I literally mentioned today

[01:26:16] I was reply to me after stream bro because he always replies return. Yeah, Joe's actually great

[01:26:19] so like he's so good and so professional and

[01:26:21] And, and like, and I appreciate that so much and like, like Yana's super responsive and professional, like Magla from France is awesome, but you know, then there's a lot of people who just basically just love it, so that's the part I hate.

[01:26:36] But, outside of that, the actual hosting event, that's easy, like, I know that part, that part's like.

[01:26:43] Okay, well

[01:26:46] Not you I feel like I feel like you know it's hard when you don't know the dates until a week before

[01:26:54] Time to write back dates right now for two months. Oh shit. Nevermind. What was it my time type in that?

[01:26:59] Oh, come on, bro. You make six weeks at least I knew it was August 1st and 2nd, you know, but obviously

[01:27:06] It was catching for conflict

[01:27:08] I'm actually very excited to win the whole thing with my team.

[01:27:16] I've been off-streaming.

[01:27:18] Make that group chat.

[01:27:19] I think that would help a lot.

[01:27:20] What events are you trying to do?

[01:27:21] I'm trying to do as much as possible.

[01:27:23] So everyone has to do two solo events?

[01:27:25] I think I'll probably run track.

[01:27:27] You're gonna do 100 meter?

[01:27:28] 100 meter.

[01:27:29] I think I'm the fastest one on my team.

[01:27:30] Okay.

[01:27:31] So I have to run track.

[01:27:32] I've been practicing my sprints.

[01:27:33] I'm beyond as Joe.

[01:27:34] I heard he's a track star.

[01:27:35] That shit might be GG so I might I mean get the difference between second and eighth is massive

[01:27:43] Mass the first second first and second second second second second second

[01:27:51] I think you I think you're probably pretty quick. I think you do well

[01:27:54] I don't know if second place is a lot, but I think you you should get top four no questions asked

[01:28:00] Have you sprinted?

[01:28:02] I did today

[01:28:04] Okay, are you sore a little bit in my ass and also did a bunch of push-ups today because I have a shoulder

[01:28:10] I mean you're rich so I just been doing push-ups, so I'm a little scared. Dude you're good at push-ups

[01:28:15] That's the only thing I'm good at. You're but you're really good at it. Thank you

[01:28:18] You always win the push-up fades. Thank you, man. You're good at it. Thank you, man. Thank you, dude. Thank you, Ludwig

[01:28:26] In this picture, Ludwig. This is the first time we met. This is the first time we met. This is the first time like

[01:28:31] Um, it's such a whole- we were both chopped, bro.

[01:28:35] Like this webcam had a chop filter on it.

[01:28:37] You look good here.

[01:28:38] You had the depth fade, you know, I had the headguard going on.

[01:28:44] You definitely look better now than you did there.

[01:28:46] Thank you, bro!

[01:28:47] I feel like I look you look better there than I do now.

[01:28:51] Um...

[01:28:53] It's close, at least.

[01:28:56] I mean, I feel like after 25 you just start disintegrating as a human being.

[01:29:00] wise. It's not sure bro. I think your peak attractiveness is like 35. Is that

[01:29:07] cope? No, no, no, no. You just look up any like famous like Matt Damon 25 or 35

[01:29:12] like because I think when you're 25 you haven't developed your style as much. At

[01:29:18] 35 you've developed your style and like your aesthetics and like and like really

[01:29:24] like honed in on your look. So I think 35 you look better than 25 for sure. Well

[01:29:29] What are your honest opinions on when you first met me? I never asked you this.

[01:29:34] And all the guys too, like Ron, did you meet all of them that day too?

[01:29:40] I think briefly, because it was pretty in and out.

[01:29:44] I mean Jason, you've always been the sweet one.

[01:29:51] And I always worry money will corrupt you and change you forever.

[01:29:54] Oh shit.

[01:29:56] It is.

[01:29:57] Well, yeah, for sure, but not like irredeemably, but it's changed you for sure.

[01:30:02] Did I? I changed?

[01:30:04] Yeah, yeah, very much so.

[01:30:05] Oh my god.

[01:30:06] But not like...

[01:30:06] I checked me real quick.

[01:30:07] What happened?

[01:30:09] Well...

[01:30:13] There's a camera right there, bro.

[01:30:17] Now you broke my fucking Maybach.

[01:30:19] Oh, your Maybach.

[01:30:22] What about it?

[01:30:24] Like, I think it's just changed you, like, a bit.

[01:30:26] Like, not in like a, like a irredeemable way,

[01:30:30] like it's changed me too, but like, you know,

[01:30:33] there's something more charming about this kid

[01:30:37] from, you know, a really tough place like Arlington, Texas,

[01:30:40] you know, like former spelling bee champ,

[01:30:43] now like a valentine edator,

[01:30:45] and like, and like that little kid versus like,

[01:30:49] you know, 22 year old streamer millionaire.

[01:30:52] There's just a difference.

[01:30:53] There's a difference.

[01:30:55] There's an innocence lost.

[01:30:58] So it's not a bad thing.

[01:30:59] It's not your fault.

[01:31:00] It's not my fault.

[01:31:01] No, I think it's inevitable to some degree.

[01:31:05] You know what I'm saying?

[01:31:06] So do you think I should just maybe go to Vegas

[01:31:09] and blow my bag on black and maybe go back to the come-up

[01:31:14] arc?

[01:31:15] Or what do you think?

[01:31:16] No, no, no.

[01:31:16] I don't think you need to be like Togi, bro.

[01:31:18] I think it's fine.

[01:31:19] And I think you still do well.

[01:31:21] I think you just can't go too deep into it.

[01:31:24] you know if you're like flexing money or wealth you're like

[01:31:27] wait I flex

[01:31:30] you flex a bit but not too much I think you flex a fine amount

[01:31:33] thank you

[01:31:34] and like I think what was charming about you is you would be willing to be the butt of a joke

[01:31:38] and like you know not losing that aspect

[01:31:40] like getting too much ego there

[01:31:41] yeah I still have very much

[01:31:43] and I think that's what I'm saying I think you're still willing to be that

[01:31:46] but I think some people like aren't

[01:31:49] that's like oh you gotta treat me correctly now

[01:31:51] ah like oh I'm up now

[01:31:52] yeah yeah I'm up

[01:31:54] Don't fucking talk to me that way, or whatever.

[01:31:56] Aw.

[01:31:59] Yeah, I'm forever a jester.

[01:32:01] I'll forever just, uh, you know, you can get-

[01:32:04] Jester with a maid back.

[01:32:05] Jester with a maid back.

[01:32:06] Go to this.

[01:32:07] You know?

[01:32:08] Um, you reacted to, that's a great thumbnail, man, great thumbnail.

[01:32:13] Their $20 million mansion is stupid.

[01:32:16] Um, yeah, and I'm reacting to the core mansion tour.

[01:32:21] Yeah, why did you say it was stupid, man?

[01:32:23] Well, I think I have to click bait title. I think most of the video was me making the comments I made earlier about core.

[01:32:32] But I also think streamer houses are just ridiculous.

[01:32:37] Really?

[01:32:37] They're ridiculous.

[01:32:38] How so? I feel like when you live in a streamer house content just comes around.

[01:32:42] It's like cartoonish. It's like putting everybody in a streamer house and in a house,

[01:32:50] always has to be like a crazy expensive house and you're like flexing the

[01:32:53] opulence of it and it's like yeah we're new so much content together and then

[01:32:59] it's like insert you know six-month time skip and ever just shroom another

[01:33:03] desktop or whatever I feel like we do shroom together a lot. No I'm not saying this is what I'm just saying this is content houses in general. Yeah I just think the idea of this point. I think you're more throwing shots at OTV?

[01:33:16] All any content house, but like yeah, OTV sure or like like the hundred thieves hundred

[01:33:21] Like I just think it's always silly when the main draw of the tour is the like price of the home or whatever

[01:33:29] But no, I just think it's funny. I I've never lived in a content house and I've been anti content houses

[01:33:36] I mean, yeah, I feel like you're very good us a low-shrimmer your clubs

[01:33:41] Pretty good. You know, you don't need to be in a content house

[01:33:43] But I think content house just makes ballish like way easier. Yes, I understand like why it can be good

[01:33:50] I just think they're like they're cartoonishly funny

[01:33:56] What do you think about the creation of core I mean, I feel like you already dressed as well. I address it

[01:34:01] I think core can be right can be can be we'll see we'll see we'll see

[01:34:06] Yard the yard podcast and this is a screenshot of our patreon

[01:34:10] which has 80,000 members, 1,000 posts and makes $274,000 a month. Wait, that is...

[01:34:17] Yeah, it says 207. And this is correct me if I'm wrong, the biggest Patreon on Patreon?

[01:34:22] I think it's the biggest publicly listed, like, because you can hide how much you make.

[01:34:27] So I think, you know, Shane Gales? No. What? Shane Gales? Shane Gales, the comedian?

[01:34:35] Shinkalus is the uh, uh, what type of joke does he make? He's the guy who hosted the espies. He has the

[01:34:44] Tire show he did uh, I don't even turn around. Yeah, anyway, he I think he has the biggest podcast

[01:34:49] But they don't list how much they make but we have the biggest publicly listed. It's like top five or something

[01:34:54] Okay, okay. Um, I don't know if you knew this

[01:34:57] We have a picture as well cooler. Do you?

[01:35:00] Yeah

[01:35:01] Wow, how's it doing? Do you have a screenshot of that one?

[01:35:03] Uh, we don't have a screenshot of it, but like,

[01:35:06] you know what I'm saying? It's, it's, it's definitely, it definitely needs some work.

[01:35:11] I feel like right now we just have like BTS of our YouTube videos on the channel.

[01:35:14] Right. Um, we did promise like we're going to stream on it.

[01:35:17] I don't think we've done a single stream on it as a group.

[01:35:19] So it's kind of a scam.

[01:35:21] Um, I wouldn't say scam.

[01:35:23] Like you're selling something with the promise.

[01:35:24] I don't say more work in progress.

[01:35:26] Okay, we're getting there.

[01:35:27] And we actually talked about it yesterday. Yeah, we're thinking about just refunding everybody because you've been scamming them

[01:35:36] Because you haven't given shit. Well, we got the BTS videos, but yeah, yeah

[01:35:42] BTS videos just sounds like unedited videos from your shoots. No, they're edited. I'm pretty sure

[01:35:49] I don't be honest. Yeah, you don't know. Patreon not my biggest priority. I must be real, it's not my biggest priority

[01:35:56] I think it could be a priority, but I guess my question to you is like

[01:36:01] Where's patreon on your totem pole of

[01:36:05] Content by streaming then YouTube videos and then patreon or the way around like I do very little for the patreon

[01:36:12] I think all I do is we do like the yard podcast and then we do a yard bonus episode

[01:36:17] Which is just an extra hour of the same podcast. That's what I was recording before this

[01:36:21] But that's all I do and then there's like a few bonus shows

[01:36:26] But I'm not really like I don't participate in them like Nick

[01:36:31] Does it show replace through every GameCube game?

[01:36:34] Aiden does it an advice show and then slime will appear on both of them

[01:36:39] But yeah, I don't I don't deal with that the whole idea of the yard is I wanted to help

[01:36:44] make my friends rich and

[01:36:46] This is where they put their work, but they don't have like streams that they do usually on the side

[01:36:51] You know, so that's like there this is like their main right like Brad and also like yeah

[01:36:57] Like you know content if you want to call that is like working on the yard or the

[01:37:02] The pop the patreon part and they're all split evenly the earnings the earnings are split amongst us for you

[01:37:10] But but then I do less work admittedly but but I just got to do that because I started it with like the money and

[01:37:19] The house when it all started

[01:37:22] Okay, well you're a great friend for that. I'm not gonna lie. Damn and the fact that it's number one

[01:37:27] That's some go to shit. No one on page. Well, they do really well like Nick does a lot for the yard

[01:37:33] Do you think we should scrap our page run and restart it?

[01:37:37] We are redo it

[01:37:39] Better kind of like what is the side plus this I'm into I think you shouldn't scan the people who do it

[01:37:45] I think it's like someone joins a patreon

[01:37:48] They should feel like they're getting value from it and it sounds like right now if you join the patreon

[01:37:52] You're like damn this is buns and either you forget to unsubscribe or you instantly unsubscribe

[01:37:58] Sounds like it's the experience for most people. Yeah, I mean that definitely needs some working on

[01:38:05] You don't have to refund just make it good, okay, or if you're not gonna make a good refund them

[01:38:11] Revamp on the way revamp, but but like you have to do it. You can't just say we're gonna revamp it

[01:38:15] And then low-key not revamp it. No, we actually do need to revamp it. Yeah, I think I think we can all definitely get a stream

[01:38:23] Watching a fucking movie

[01:38:25] Yeah, like I think rage does this right he does like an anime watch along. Yeah, watch it like that

[01:38:31] Definitely possibility. I mean, this was in the talk for a while now, but we have to do it. We have to do it. Yes

[01:38:36] um

[01:38:38] I feel like

[01:38:39] This question, you know, you've addressed multiple times

[01:38:43] You're going to bring up how I shut down my studio and had to let go of 30 people?

[01:38:47] Yeah, you know, I just wanted to give you a chance to explain why you're not a piece of shit for firing all those people.

[01:38:54] Right.

[01:38:55] You know, and why you've had to do it.

[01:38:57] Right.

[01:38:58] For those that don't know.

[01:38:59] So, I had a company called Off-Brand Studio.

[01:39:01] Okay, the idea was we'd make events for streamers.

[01:39:04] We looked at, because the person running it wasn't doing a great job at the books.

[01:39:10] then we had lost $3 million in about 18 months.

[01:39:13] And it had drained my account so severely,

[01:39:16] because this guy was in charge of off-brand,

[01:39:18] but also my company, Mogul Moves,

[01:39:20] which is a separate business,

[01:39:21] that Mogul Moves was about to basically default on payments.

[01:39:25] Like we wouldn't be able to pay people salaries.

[01:39:28] And so we had to let go and shut down

[01:39:30] the off-brand studios in division

[01:39:34] to be able to not lose both.

[01:39:37] And I think, I forgot the exact number,

[01:39:39] but there's a screenshot somewhere, but there's like $1,200 total in the account

[01:39:46] like when we shut down and that was still like payout mobile.

[01:39:51] And so it's like it was going really bad.

[01:39:53] So yeah it was one of the worst days of my life because I had to sit in front of 30 people

[01:39:57] and tell them they were let go.

[01:39:59] We were able to still give like a good severance payout and you know we still work with a lot

[01:40:04] of the people from that team.

[01:40:06] I think actually from the link that you put, because you put a link to all the staff here,

[01:40:12] I think I actually did reach out to one and he helped with one of my events before.

[01:40:18] I'm pretty sure.

[01:40:19] Yeah, I think so too.

[01:40:20] Yeah, a few people got jobs from that, but no, I've seen a lot of people since and worked

[01:40:26] with him and even hired some full time.

[01:40:30] So things have bounced back, but it was bad.

[01:40:34] I think the lesson was if I'm gonna do a business it has to make some money

[01:40:38] And I have to know if it's money or not. Yeah, and I can't just focus on the stream

[01:40:42] I have to be a business owner too. That's actually very true

[01:40:45] And I think I've learned that

[01:40:49] But business I have a career so

[01:40:54] Like like a off-brand or like oh, well like you your company's business, right? Oh quarter

[01:41:00] I mean, I don't really know. I mean like Jason the ween whatever the name is well, I guess yeah if you I'm talking more like

[01:41:08] Like Ron has ultra. At least he has tap caps like sure sure sure sure like you had offering right

[01:41:15] Valkyrie has the anime. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a bomber something like that

[01:41:18] I'm still trying to think like what's best for me, but I'm definitely gonna have to I

[01:41:22] Don't have to but I think there's an idea that you like but I feel like sometimes people just think they have to because other creators

[01:41:27] day like I don't know and no shade I don't know if it's working or not but

[01:41:32] like tap caps like I don't know if it's a real passion project or if it's like

[01:41:37] lacy being like you know clicks we could make a lot of money if we do this idea

[01:41:41] because they got hit up by like an investor and I'm just I'm saying it's

[01:41:46] like I genuinely don't know I don't know if it's like they're both like dude I

[01:41:48] fucking love keyboards and I love mystery boxes this is a great idea or if

[01:41:54] somebody came up to him it's like hey you guys can make a lot of money all you

[01:41:57] to do is advertise this, you guys will be majority owners.

[01:41:59] And I think sometimes streamers think they have to do this

[01:42:02] because they're like, yeah, you're right.

[01:42:04] Jimmy has Feastables and that's how you fucking

[01:42:06] reach this next tier.

[01:42:08] Ryan Trayhan's Joyride will have tech.

[01:42:10] Like I feel like sometimes you think like,

[01:42:11] oh, I have to do all this shit.

[01:42:12] So I still have another company.

[01:42:14] It's Offrand Production, excuse me, Offrand,

[01:42:17] it's game publishing.

[01:42:19] Offrand Studios, just game publishing.

[01:42:21] We don't do any events, we just publish video games.

[01:42:24] And I like that, because I like video games,

[01:42:27] and I play a lot on a stream,

[01:42:28] and it's like, it works symbiotically

[01:42:31] with my other business,

[01:42:32] because I can play the games on a stream,

[01:42:35] or promote them on a stream,

[01:42:37] and it helps make the game bigger.

[01:42:39] But I don't feel the need to like,

[01:42:42] man, I gotta make fucking Ludwig,

[01:42:43] you know, like, Lufas.

[01:42:48] And I'm gonna be in every shower, the Ludwig Lufa,

[01:42:50] and I'm gonna fucking be in every Walmart,

[01:42:52] and I'm gonna hit $10 million revenue year one,

[01:42:55] and you're gonna see Ludwig Lufa's

[01:42:57] in every Marriott Hotel.

[01:42:59] I think Licey's Tapcats is definitely a passion project.

[01:43:04] I don't have to say that.

[01:43:04] I've just used it as an example, I'm just saying,

[01:43:07] but I think sometimes creators

[01:43:09] feel like they have to fucking do this,

[01:43:11] because other people are doing it.

[01:43:12] I'm gonna wait and think of something

[01:43:14] that I'm passionate about.

[01:43:19] But, you know I was gonna mention this to you,

[01:43:21] I mentioned this briefly.

[01:43:22] You made a video years ago called I am not your friend and you had this chapter as goatee

[01:43:28] and you basically you talked about how viewers aren't streamers friends and I'm not gonna

[01:43:35] lie the years that have passed I feel like that video has become way more relevant and

[01:43:42] it's still relevant I mean.

[01:43:43] Yeah I was ahead of my time.

[01:43:44] Can you go on a deeper level to what that means?

[01:43:49] and maybe talk to my chat about it?

[01:43:52] Yeah, I think you fucked up somewhere.

[01:43:55] I don't know where, I don't know how, and I don't know why, but like...

[01:43:58] I fucked up!

[01:43:59] Yeah, I mean, it was something to do with your actions for sure.

[01:44:02] You think so?

[01:44:03] Yeah, but I don't know how, but like, yeah, it is weird that like people are finding like,

[01:44:08] CCTV footage from like a car and posting that, and then spreading that,

[01:44:13] because they're like so interested in your personal life.

[01:44:16] But I feel like it's because they don't take the boundaries you set seriously.

[01:44:21] And I feel like the boundaries you set come off as a joke, maybe also in part with like

[01:44:26] how your friends treat it, because like the joke is like the bits you and adapt ran.

[01:44:32] So it's like, you know, fucking dash cam with the five.

[01:44:35] I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

[01:44:37] But that's what I'm saying.

[01:44:38] It's like, that what you do when someone brings it up is you do like, I don't know what you're

[01:44:42] talking about.

[01:44:43] And then your chat spam is low.

[01:44:44] But like what if you actually cared you'd like to stop it you'd be like hey guys

[01:44:47] I've you know it's crazy. I actually have I have but every time you have to do it

[01:44:51] It's like a reinforcement like it's not like this. I think it went went so mainstream to the point where I

[01:44:58] Had what am I supposed to do when someone from a different side of the internet is telling me about a dash cam like I'm just like

[01:45:05] What do you mean?

[01:45:07] like

[01:45:09] How does like phantom call me other days like yeah, I just got banned from your chapter type in dash cam with a father some shit

[01:45:17] Because I had a theme where someone's like dash cam

[01:45:21] Okay, well you just you for a you talk to him offline right like anything like you'd say to the core boys like hey guys like

[01:45:28] I know it's like funny jokes or whatever, but like no actually, you know

[01:45:32] Auto-core guys didn't say anything about dash cam

[01:45:34] So so that would be a and then be it's like you phantom calls you'd be like yo

[01:45:38] Actually, like I'm trying to keep like my personal life shit like to me like I know it's like a funny joke

[01:45:44] But like this is something that's genuinely like important to me to keep off line

[01:45:48] So all the time you out obviously but like I'd appreciate if you didn't make jokes like that and I think Phantom's like a good guy

[01:45:53] He'd be like, oh, okay. I guess you yeah, and he wouldn't do it

[01:45:55] Yeah, and then viewers would follow suit, but like you have to just set your boundary like be pretty frickin

[01:46:01] like firm on it. I just feel like it went so far to the point where it's like

[01:46:10] there's no point in me being like there's no point in like yeah

[01:46:15] you're not gonna like stop people from knowing about what happened but you

[01:46:20] can stop like the tertiary chatter about it like and then in

[01:46:26] future instances because like something's gonna happen in the future just

[01:46:29] like that your personal life is going to leak online to some degree, like a phone slips or you alt-tab and you show discord, whatever, like some shit's just going to happen.

[01:46:37] People would then, in those circumstances, be like, okay, I remember what happened last time, so I'm going to try to respect Jason again.

[01:46:44] And this is either like a viewer or a friend or like a internet friend or whatever.

[01:46:49] I mean, I'm going to be honest with you.

[01:46:51] What you do is, when someone brings it up, you do I show speed face?

[01:46:55] No, that's not true.

[01:46:57] not true because some people don't know this but before the dash cam there was a lot of

[01:47:04] AI other AI photos that popped up and I'm like shit was good like those I I checked

[01:47:11] everybody shit because it wasn't as popular as yeah but I feel like you're talking more

[01:47:17] about like quieting something before it gets big I'm talking about like the not trying

[01:47:23] to make it smaller but change how people talk about it and like gossip about it.

[01:47:27] Because like what would happen I think if you were to be more confident in about

[01:47:32] setting your boundaries is when people like post it on TikTok or whatever the

[01:47:35] comments would be like Jason has stated like he's really uncomfortable with like

[01:47:38] people posting this and then they would like shit on that person and then future

[01:47:43] people would be less likely to do it. No I mean there are people that shit on

[01:47:46] the people that that leak it. I see the comments like yo like why are you

[01:47:53] Don't worry about this person's personal life. There are people that do that. I don't know

[01:47:56] I'm just like genuine weirdos. I know you before I know you well

[01:48:00] And I don't know you as someone who's like super uncomfortable with like these jokes whatever whatever

[01:48:07] And not to say that like

[01:48:11] You haven't done a good job doing it. I think it's just like it's like an ongoing thing

[01:48:16] It's like you have to set these boundaries and reinforce them reinforce them reinforce them reinforce them

[01:48:20] So like, how do you want your viewers, okay, it's out there, boom.

[01:48:25] We all fucking seen the picture, cool.

[01:48:27] That's already done.

[01:48:28] Now, how do you want people to respond to it?

[01:48:30] Is your desire for people to like, not speculate on it or just like, let your private life

[01:48:34] be your private life and like, just respect when you want to share something, you'll share

[01:48:37] something?

[01:48:38] Yeah, yeah.

[01:48:39] I think I've said that on screen briefly, but.

[01:48:42] So you say it every time?

[01:48:43] I will.

[01:48:44] You're like, guys, I know it's like a funny joke and like, I understand like the pictures

[01:48:48] My chat for the best for the most part, you know besides like that fucking weird community in my chat

[01:48:53] they

[01:48:55] respect me in a way that when they won't

[01:48:58] like

[01:48:59] Mention it. Yeah, but they'll also get in the trenches for you for the weirdos who won't respect you

[01:49:04] Because I heard some people who are at watch you who are like absolute freaks a hundred percent and they're gonna do it

[01:49:09] Like they're crazy people, but these guys will get in the trenches

[01:49:15] Against those guys. Yeah, they would die for me. Yes

[01:49:17] Yes, well, hopefully not die for you, but like they would that's maybe you guys probably shouldn't die for me

[01:49:23] Don't really even know

[01:49:25] Well, so I would die for him

[01:49:27] But but they would get in the trenches and you know, they'd be like hey you shouldn't post this like you said

[01:49:32] I'm a comfortable or whatever

[01:49:34] Thank you for your advice

[01:49:40] Well, here's you what a beautiful married couple you and cutie

[01:49:46] Yeah, this is the streamer awards tweet. Yeah, every year she throws

[01:49:52] the biggest

[01:49:54] I mean the only streamer was I feel like right is it the only sure

[01:49:59] Yeah, it's the only streamer works

[01:50:01] I think there's like other you know game awards or e-sports awards that are maybe similar in competition, but

[01:50:08] My question to you is like you get to see firsthand how she runs it

[01:50:12] I don't know if you do, maybe not, you know,

[01:50:14] to and death as she does.

[01:50:17] Do you see how stressful it is to run an event like that?

[01:50:21] And no matter how good or how well it does,

[01:50:25] she always gets hate.

[01:50:26] Like, how do you help QT?

[01:50:30] Like, have you been a good husband to her?

[01:50:32] I just wanna hear.

[01:50:34] How do I help her?

[01:50:35] Well, I think she runs events better than most people.

[01:50:38] Like, I think she's very detail-oriented.

[01:50:40] So like the event usually like, I think it's run better

[01:50:44] than anything I could do.

[01:50:44] So I don't give advice there.

[01:50:46] But I think like, it gets a fuck ton of eyeballs.

[01:50:51] Like more than any event I've ever run.

[01:50:53] For sure.

[01:50:54] I'm not gonna say streamer awards month, in general.

[01:50:58] Hate Farms, again.

[01:51:00] Yeah.

[01:51:01] There's a bunch of hate farms, a bunch of campaigns.

[01:51:03] There's a bunch of people who only watch it

[01:51:04] for their streamer to win

[01:51:05] or their streamer to hate to lose or whatever.

[01:51:08] But I try to remind her that the event is overall successful,

[01:51:15] and what matters most is that the streamers who came had a good time

[01:51:19] and are down to come again to the event.

[01:51:22] But I think the biggest struggle for her isn't the hate farming.

[01:51:26] It's the amount of money the event makes.

[01:51:30] Because I think it's a very expensive event, especially the way she wants to run it.

[01:51:34] Yeah, she always talks about how she loses money every year.

[01:51:36] Yeah, and she doesn't have like, you know, obviously I have like a few long-term partners that I work with that make running events a lot easier

[01:51:42] She's not the same thing. So it's like and I think what I'm actually surprised. There's not more sponsors trying to sponsor

[01:51:51] Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not gonna like

[01:51:54] Speculate on like this the sales team if they're doing a good or bad job

[01:51:58] It's just like facts that she does not make money doing the streamer awards

[01:52:02] So I think sometimes she gets a bit disheartening because she's been doing it for years now

[01:52:07] So like it usually do something that many times like okay now

[01:52:10] She's are making money, but like she continues to not make money and this year hasn't happened

[01:52:14] Yes, we'll see but but I think that's like a new key. Yeah, it probably sucks to like run the event

[01:52:19] Not make money and get the hate form

[01:52:22] And it's like what a fuck am I running the event?

[01:52:24] She actually doesn't but I love the game, but I think I don't know I think long enough term it'll

[01:52:30] like it's so successful like everyone knows about it.

[01:52:33] There's no way she doesn't make money in the future.

[01:52:35] That's what I think.

[01:52:37] Hopefully.

[01:52:38] Yeah.

[01:52:39] Alright, well, uh, we got a couple left, you know, um, look at you, man, doing a sub-a-thon.

[01:52:44] I remember this.

[01:52:45] Uh, I feel like I would say that you popularize this sub-a-thon method, um, what the-

[01:52:52] There's literally a caption that says Ludwig popularized sub-athons in the fucking chat.

[01:52:56] I didn't even do it on purpose.

[01:52:58] And then it says great timing.

[01:52:59] Wow.

[01:53:00] What's going on right now?

[01:53:02] What do you think about the sub-a-thon method? Obviously?

[01:53:06] redacted clan did

[01:53:09] Two sub-a-thons, and I would say they were successful. Well, what about right now? Like you think you think the sub-a-thon method is

[01:53:18] still

[01:53:19] No, like does it still work for streaming culture? Or do you think like?

[01:53:24] It's over did it's over done like

[01:53:27] move on to the next thing what are your thoughts I think it's I think it's

[01:53:36] usually boring to watch like I think you know about one third of it is just

[01:53:47] straight-up sleeping and that's pretty boring and then seven percent gonna keep

[01:53:55] you better. Oh, just you can just change it. I don't think it will die if you change it. Oh, well fine.

[01:54:01] Uh, you good? I think uh, yeah, I think it's boring. I think some of those are boring and I think like

[01:54:07] the authoritative sleeping and then like usually the

[01:54:11] the current meta is to have like segments, but the segments usually like are good for a week and then

[01:54:18] everyone's drained on segments and then kind of just fucking trying to make it through the rest of the month

[01:54:24] and the energy levels are like at a all-time low, two weeks in, and they're always trying to make it to a month or whatever, so...

[01:54:31] and then there's no... it's funny because there's no like... it's kind of fake in a sense that like...

[01:54:37] there's no risk of the sub-a-thon ever failing. I feel like the way people set up sub-a-thons nowadays

[01:54:41] is to go the full 30 days. Like, when I did my sub-a-thon it was like to break the record, which

[01:54:49] there was no, like that was an ambitious thing to do and could have failed, but and then I

[01:54:57] realized I was gonna succeed but like that was like I'm breaking a record there and so but I

[01:55:01] feel like nowadays like in like you all saw what Thon was like it was like everyone just wanted to

[01:55:05] make it 30 days so it feels more like let's just stream 30 days in a row and then make a

[01:55:09] fuck ton of money while doing it and then I think the fucking wheel spins are an actual scam like

[01:55:15] Like the ones you and Kai did, like, genuine fucking jail time could come if a prosecutor

[01:55:23] wanted to get in front of that.

[01:55:24] And I'm not fucking the one trying to do it, but they're genuinely a scam for sure.

[01:55:28] I think the sub is on two, that we did, with the blue spin, that I do agree was overdone.

[01:55:34] But that's why I made 20% of my subs go to charity, you know?

[01:55:40] Yeah, which I think is also cool.

[01:55:42] Like I think, like, there's some, there's some good guy coming.

[01:55:45] Anyway, it just feels like a wealth extraction from the viewers and like after every sub-a-thon the sub-a-thon is always like a nice peak

[01:55:50] Like the viewerships are awesome. The money coming in is awesome everything same though after the sub-a-thon

[01:55:55] There's like it feels like there's a fatigue for that streamer and their viewership plummets

[01:56:01] And it happened when I did it. It was higher than what I initially started

[01:56:04] but it plummeted from the sub-a-thon like you know Kai obviously took an extended break like y'all's viewership plummeted and

[01:56:10] And like sin is doing what I'm like, I think her sub-a-thon is gonna go well in the sense that like your viewership would be great

[01:56:16] She's gonna fuck ten of subs gonna go back and fucking plummet. So you're saying

[01:56:21] Doing a sub-a-thon doesn't really help

[01:56:24] grow your channel or your viewership or

[01:56:28] Yeah, I feel I don't nice new eyes. I feel like I

[01:56:33] Would just be curious what the point is of doing this have a fun

[01:56:36] like what is the goal of it like

[01:56:38] Like, what is better about doing the sub-a-thon than doing like, you know, a week of, or a

[01:56:46] month of like, daily segments or content or something?

[01:56:49] Like, why are we, you know what I mean?

[01:56:52] Is there maybe a goal with the money that you would get from it, that you're gonna use

[01:56:55] it towards something?

[01:56:56] Is it like charity focused?

[01:56:58] That's fine?

[01:56:59] Like, having some outside goal outside of like, let's just fucking go live for a month

[01:57:03] and make a fuck ton of money doing it, which is what it kind of feels like.

[01:57:07] Yeah, I mean when I did this I was on two and one to be honest one was peak. I

[01:57:13] My goal is just to put

[01:57:16] As much good content into a month like every day out of play area

[01:57:20] I didn't really have some goals for

[01:57:23] either right

[01:57:25] But the second one like I

[01:57:28] Had the same mindset of like okay

[01:57:30] I don't want this to be like a cash grab which is why I didn't cherry shit

[01:57:34] and I think I had goals and I gave a lot of my earnings to viewers and

[01:57:41] all my employees got bonus. But anyways, that's cap. I believe you. But yeah I

[01:57:48] don't know how to shoot. I don't I don't super get them. Like I've been asked to

[01:57:53] do a second subathon like randomly for like five years and I've said no every

[01:57:58] time because it's like why the fuck would I do a second one? Like I have

[01:58:02] Nothing the first one was like magic in a bottle. I'm not trying to recreate it. Can't recreate peak

[01:58:07] Yeah, that's why I don't think we'll ever do a third one

[01:58:11] The core sub-a-thon I would

[01:58:14] If we were to do some type of marathon be like a

[01:58:17] weak max when it just be content content content one idea

[01:58:22] I thought of that I thought would be good is like the format of a sub-a-thon

[01:58:27] There's two ideas that I think are good one's that format of a sub-a-thon

[01:58:30] but like a charity thon like every dollar donated to charity makes the stream last another minute and

[01:58:36] It's like with the goal of raising a fuck ton of money for charity, but like like I'm house

[01:58:43] No, she did a sub a thumb were like a

[01:58:46] Large amount of the proceeds went to a charity. I'm talking like literally it's linked to like a charity platform

[01:58:52] and the donations to that platform increase your timer and

[01:58:56] and like that sounds cool or

[01:58:58] Or, like an elevated sub-a-thon, like a sub-a-thon,

[01:59:03] I think Carl Jacobs had this idea,

[01:59:05] it was like a sub-a-thon in New York Times in a glass box,

[01:59:08] and it's like a performance art piece.

[01:59:10] And every sub you stay in the box longer, up to a month.

[01:59:14] And that's kind of cool, because the novelty of like,

[01:59:17] you are, you know, real Truman Show,

[01:59:20] like, putting your life on display in a box.

[01:59:23] That seems cool to me.

[01:59:24] Mm-hmm.

[01:59:26] Oh, shit. Um, Sena, Sena Sabaton?

[01:59:30] Yeah, she's doing a Sabaton right now. The Senathon.

[01:59:33] The Senathon. I will be supporting.

[01:59:35] Yeah, I hope it goes well.

[01:59:37] It's gonna go well.

[01:59:38] And I will be also, uh, a Stanley constant for her.

[01:59:42] Or yourself.

[01:59:43] Um, but, speaking of Sabathons, you were on Kai's, uh, Mafia-thon.

[01:59:48] It's Mafia-thon 2.

[01:59:49] Mafia-thon 2.

[01:59:50] Yep.

[01:59:51] And you created one of the biggest segments.

[01:59:53] Yeah, that was your idea.

[01:59:54] Yeah.

[01:59:55] and you pitch to Kai, I just wanna know like,

[01:59:58] what's it like working with a big KC 1.1 million

[02:00:01] behind the scenes like during his biggest month ever?

[02:00:05] This is funny.

[02:00:06] So the reason I did this actually in part

[02:00:09] is I was really hoping to get Kai

[02:00:11] to support Streamer Awards by going.

[02:00:14] And so I was like, okay, if I do this really awesome segment

[02:00:17] for Kai, like maybe I'll have earned enough social capital

[02:00:20] that he'll come to Streamer Awards

[02:00:22] and support QT's event.

[02:00:24] That was my goal, you know, trying to be a W fiancee,

[02:00:27] boyfriend at the time.

[02:00:28] And so I-

[02:00:29] You're a great fucking guy.

[02:00:30] I had won $100,000 from Mr. Beasts doing his event.

[02:00:34] And that was like the prize.

[02:00:36] And I had set up with his crew,

[02:00:38] with this guy named Devin,

[02:00:39] who I've done a bunch of shoots with,

[02:00:40] to do like the whole, we hide ourselves,

[02:00:42] we slowly reveal it.

[02:00:44] First one to come up with some money,

[02:00:45] and then have like the helicopter for him to leave.

[02:00:48] And then like with the gag of the plane going by.

[02:00:50] And the clips got pretty huge from those.

[02:00:52] Yeah, I feel like that was one of the most memorable things from Mafia Thon 2.

[02:00:56] I think I said it was fun. Everybody was trying to find it, because it was a scavenger, basically.

[02:01:01] Yeah.

[02:01:02] It was like every hour or...

[02:01:04] It was like, yeah, every X amount of time we'd reveal more of the set.

[02:01:07] I think Ron tried to find it.

[02:01:09] Yeah, Ron was trying to find it.

[02:01:10] That was funny.

[02:01:11] But yeah, it was cool.

[02:01:12] And I think it performed well for his sub-a-thon.

[02:01:16] And it was like a fun segment to do. It worked well.

[02:01:19] It was crazy. It was like, you know, his assistant Bri is like she'd I didn't talk to I just I mentioned the idea

[02:01:26] He's a cool and I talked to Bri and then she was just like all right

[02:01:29] And they kind of just trusted it would work and it worked. He didn't go to stream awards that year though. I

[02:01:35] Mean you went the following year. He went last year. So

[02:01:39] Okay, and I got the invite to streamer you so maybe that was important

[02:01:43] But he never went to stream or which I thought was funny because I was like after I went home

[02:01:47] I was like, babe, it's a lock.

[02:01:49] Damn.

[02:01:49] It went so well, he's obviously going to go.

[02:01:51] Damn.

[02:01:52] They didn't go.

[02:01:54] Um.

[02:01:55] Wow.

[02:01:55] Well, oh shit.

[02:01:56] I mean, I enjoyed the segment.

[02:01:59] My viewers hated it.

[02:02:00] Really?

[02:02:01] Well, because I won the 100k for Mr. Beast and I gave it to the guy who won.

[02:02:04] Oh.

[02:02:04] Instead of like, one of my viewers.

[02:02:06] Oh.

[02:02:07] Damn.

[02:02:09] But, I mean, they're fine.

[02:02:10] They don't need 100k.

[02:02:12] They don't.

[02:02:13] Yeah, fuck y'all.

[02:02:14] It would have been one person out of a fucking melee brother fight.

[02:02:17] They're fine. Yeah, they're fine. It's a that's a little yellow never seen. I don't need it, bro

[02:02:20] You don't need that shit

[02:02:23] Awesome picture being you had had a daughter's games my first ever baseball sir never went back to a baseball game

[02:02:29] Oh, yeah, I'm about sense. Actually, I think I went to another Dodgers game with adapt got invited

[02:02:34] Yeah, I was at the same game as you guys

[02:02:37] Remember you met a famous person who knew yeah, Childish Gambino. That was a great time

[02:02:43] You know this is off stream those playoffs

[02:02:45] yeah yeah this was off-stream yeah I think we were filming though yeah we

[02:02:51] were I have a DJI on me so it's not totally offline but we were that's not

[02:02:54] my DJ yet we were filming for your usually video video yeah but I think a

[02:03:00] lot of the time I was off-camera mode yeah yeah I mean it was it was a video so

[02:03:05] it was like the whole day what do you think what's the difference between off-

[02:03:08] off-camera main and on-camera main.

[02:03:12] Any difference at all?

[02:03:14] Uh, on, like, you're more, um, like, right, you don't do this.

[02:03:22] Like, yeah, yeah, like, when you're on-stream, it's like...

[02:03:25] Well, I'm looking at the questions to study in it.

[02:03:27] I know, I know, but like, you'll look at, like...

[02:03:29] I need to be better at that, yeah.

[02:03:30] But you also, like, look at chat more, like, like, you're, I think you're concerned about

[02:03:36] how the stream is going and obviously offline you just care about how the

[02:03:41] interaction is going. It's a lot less. There's a lot less going. Your mental stack is

[02:03:46] released so it's like you're just less in the conversation. Like right now you're

[02:03:50] probably thinking like okay what's the next question I gotta ask what time is

[02:03:54] it like this questionnaire segment's gone too long like we have to do basketball

[02:03:56] we can party for a bit like also how's chat feel about this like is it's going

[02:04:01] well overall and then maybe like some little fucking shits in your head like

[02:04:04] normal person like you know oh was that conversation that we had I had about the

[02:04:09] reading bar right I'm just saying it's like this is what happens and then

[02:04:13] offline you're just much more present because you have less things going on

[02:04:17] yeah yeah okay well based on this conversation yeah I knew you're a

[02:04:26] smart guy but you're pretty pretty fucking smart guy and I look up to you

[02:04:30] I appreciate that, Jason.

[02:04:32] Um...

[02:04:34] Checks. Chest Boxing.

[02:04:35] What you didn't know about my chest boxing event, and then it says,

[02:04:38] I lost 200,000 and it has 1.8 million views.

[02:04:41] Uh, great video.

[02:04:42] W clickbait.

[02:04:43] Great clickbait.

[02:04:44] Fuck, you mean great video. It's not red.

[02:04:46] It means you haven't watched it.

[02:04:47] Um...

[02:04:49] I did watch it, actually.

[02:04:50] Alright, what's the first word I said?

[02:04:52] I don't fucking remember.

[02:04:53] It's from you.

[02:04:54] You don't watch this shit.

[02:04:55] I didn't watch it, I'ma be honest.

[02:04:56] I know.

[02:04:57] I mentioned chess boxing because I also run NMS boxing and we both lose money on those events.

[02:05:05] You know, my chat doesn't believe me.

[02:05:07] Yeah, I believe you lose money on it.

[02:05:09] Yeah, I just wanted advice.

[02:05:12] Well, I don't think it-

[02:05:13] NMS boxing, just in general, just for it to grow, because that's what I want, ultimately, to continue doing it.

[02:05:19] I don't think it matters if an event loses a bit of money.

[02:05:23] Like it's ultimately like and the reason I do videos like that is also to make more money from it

[02:05:29] Like it's obviously like a it's true to some extent

[02:05:33] But it's also clickbait and then that makes money and then technically that's made the events made more, you know

[02:05:37] Oh, so will you do another one?

[02:05:40] The reason I don't do another test boxing is because I don't the combat sports make me nervous

[02:05:45] Like if somebody got like severely injured at an event that I ran

[02:05:48] I think that would sit with me for like a lifetime. I feel bad about that. Yeah. Yeah, but um, yeah

[02:05:55] So like I in toast actually got a pretty gnarly concussion from it. Did he yeah?

[02:06:01] He's fine now, but like mine. No, no from my toes. Oh toes. Oh disguise toes. I'm contribute. Yeah

[02:06:07] It's got my best disguise toes from chess boxing got like a concussion

[02:06:11] And so it's like I it didn't feel it felt bad

[02:06:14] I think the event was fucking awesome. Like it's one of the coolest things I've done like the views on it like the video

[02:06:21] Like I get like the most random 50 year old boomers because it's like it's just a cool concept

[02:06:27] That that we were able to make come to life. So did you box? No, no, I just hosted. Oh

[02:06:34] I just hosted I thought about if I did a follow up boxing in it

[02:06:37] Like I felt like that was a natural progression, but I never boxed in it. Did you watch me box?

[02:06:41] I did watch you boxy you boxed Asian Jeff and you gave him a clover in time. I

[02:06:47] Mean, yeah, and I slip. Yeah, you just slip

[02:06:51] But no, I think

[02:06:52] It did and I only ended up losing like 50k maybe it was like 1.5 million dollar event

[02:06:58] And I think I I've got like 1.45 million or something that ass yeah

[02:07:03] And like I was a 1.5 million dollar event. Oh, yeah, dude. There was like we were at like a giant

[02:07:09] We have like a 10,000 person venue, like this is a huge production, but it made like 1.45

[02:07:16] and like I probably made that money back because like you know that event was big the stream

[02:07:23] grew for a little you know what I mean like it got a lot of eyes and like I still get views on it

[02:07:27] today so it's like I'm probably plus on it lifetime I think but I haven't done the math but uh

[02:07:32] Uh, well, I think a go bigger so you think next venue

[02:07:40] Because this is me incremental. I'd go a little bigger little bigger. How do I go bigger just?

[02:07:46] Do some difference well like I think the thing that I messed box is no crowd right now

[02:07:51] and that kind of

[02:07:53] Like is lame like you could have like I feel like the last one there was a crowd is more like

[02:07:57] It was laying in that crowd.

[02:07:58] Nah, that shit was not laying.

[02:08:00] That crowd.

[02:08:01] That shit was not laying.

[02:08:02] Bro, the people in the seats was like 30 people.

[02:08:04] Yeah, but then people crowded the stage.

[02:08:07] Yeah, yes, that was cool.

[02:08:08] But imagine if they crowded everywhere.

[02:08:11] That's true.

[02:08:11] I'm just saying you could get viewers in for like a few dollars.

[02:08:15] Like you make $5 tickets and you'd probably get like,

[02:08:18] like streaming games we sold like 1,800 tickets.

[02:08:22] Like, I think you could get like at least,

[02:08:24] all you need is like 150 people.

[02:08:27] You got 150 people, no questions asked.

[02:08:28] Okay, okay, yeah.

[02:08:30] But I think I would elevate it in that way.

[02:08:32] And then also the thing that makes a boxing match successful

[02:08:35] is the cards.

[02:08:37] Yeah.

[02:08:38] The more notable creator you can get,

[02:08:39] the better the event's gonna do.

[02:08:40] That's literally all that matters, ultimately.

[02:08:43] And so, you just have to do the outbound to like,

[02:08:46] cause you wanna hit them up.

[02:08:47] And then also, if you give them more training time,

[02:08:50] the match will be better.

[02:08:51] Yeah.

[02:08:51] I'm already hitting up people for,

[02:08:53] I'm doing it in October, actually.

[02:08:55] October yeah, it's your yeah, you should yeah, they should what you mean

[02:08:59] You're already hitting up people you should have hit these people up fucking four months ago

[02:09:03] Like you should be hitting up the people now and like this is hard to do by the way

[02:09:06] But like hit up now for the next next one, you know say it's like I know because that's only four months away, bro

[02:09:12] Like I know I know it's not even four months, right?

[02:09:14] October's dead as three months away, but the thing is with mine. It's it's a lot less serious

[02:09:19] It's not like a fucking I want to kill the shit yeah, but like it's more

[02:09:23] It's all not serious till you get punched in the face, and then like it kind of is serious

[02:09:26] You know, that's the thing though. If it's too serious, I can't ref. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Sure. Then it gets too controversial

[02:09:34] Then I have to get real judges. Yeah. Yeah, I get resented and shit like that

[02:09:38] I'm just saying like it sucks when the when the dead ass know nothing

[02:09:42] Like I don't like how long did blouse always have to train

[02:09:46] That dude had fucking shot the blouse that that maybe had ten days to train

[02:09:50] And it is because people kept dodging I know but it would have been a much better fight had he had a few

[02:09:56] It was still entertaining though. It was alright, but like the thing is though shit out there. I

[02:10:01] Try my best to get like if it's an inexperienced fighter

[02:10:05] I'll go find another unexperienced fighter, but I'm sure you know the process is a lot harder than way harder

[02:10:10] Bro, it's a lot harder than being like oh shit. Let me match the two together. They're down to fight like no

[02:10:13] Yeah, I agree, you know, yeah, and then you have to tell them it's a pain in the ass. It's so yes. I agree

[02:10:19] This is more of a personal question for me. What the fuck is this man? It should look like Resident Evil food.

[02:10:26] Dude, give it up.

[02:10:29] Now that I thought I should look like Resident Evil food. What is that? That's seriously.

[02:10:38] It's a leftover. So I eat a lot of leftovers on the leftover eater in the house. Cutie doesn't eat leftovers really.

[02:10:45] really. So whatever we have, I'll eat. These are leftover fries and I think like

[02:10:53] leftover, it was like, I don't exactly know, like some carne asada thing. So I

[02:10:59] just put it in the pan, I put some eggs in, I put some bacon in, and then I

[02:11:04] fucking called it a day. I genuinely remember this meal was delicious. It was

[02:11:08] awesome. That shit looks like... Don't... Disgusting, bro. It looks gross. That's why I

[02:11:14] I took a picture because it looks insanely gross, but it was like I show speed type of meal

[02:11:18] I show speeds me I was probably delicious. I

[02:11:21] Make it for it to go into my body and out shit from my ass. Yeah, it is probably a pain to shit that out

[02:11:28] I was it was a great meal. I'm just a leftover sphene and I'll mix them up

[02:11:34] Here's a photo of you and Luca my boy people always talk about me larking

[02:11:39] You're also one of the greatest larkers of all time because why did you start saying you're a show?

[02:11:42] I'll show you how a Tony fan, Wendy Sarzan, you're a Luca fan, you know, this is a

[02:11:47] Haulington Mavericks legend right here, I just wanted to ask you, what's it like

[02:11:52] meeting Luca? I'm not a fan of Luca, I am a friend of Luca. Can I get that? Here you go, here you go.

[02:12:01] I'm not a fan of the Lakers, I am a friend, it is different. I am not your friend, buddy, take

[02:12:10] your own advice. Me and Luke are boys. I'll call him right now. My eyes busy man. Yeah okay.

[02:12:17] And I'll have you know I'm actually not even a fan of the Lakers. Genuinely. Okay. Okay. Shout

[02:12:25] out Snowtime. The Snowtime Lakers. I'm a fan of the Charlotte Hornets. Really? That's my squad.

[02:12:32] yes and we have conca nipple in 15 first-round picks and we're gonna be

[02:12:39] great in 10 years when everyone in the east dies or retires

[02:12:44] anyway I'm beyond as Lamello bought left

[02:12:50] conca nipple who conca nipple he's better than Lamello bro because Lamello the

[02:12:58] issue with him and I think that's actually like he was a fan favorite like

[02:13:01] Obviously, he was a bit really fun to watch.

[02:13:03] You can't run an offense to Lamello.

[02:13:05] They're calling me a casual.

[02:13:07] He's got to be like an accessory to a number one.

[02:13:10] He can't be the number one.

[02:13:12] Damn.

[02:13:13] I don't know that retweet.

[02:13:15] You're going to need a lot of retweets.

[02:13:16] It's true.

[02:13:17] I don't know if it's because they're glazing you,

[02:13:18] or if you're actually telling them to.

[02:13:19] No, because you watch Lamello play,

[02:13:20] and he does a few plays.

[02:13:21] You're like, oh my god, he's a fucking best player alive.

[02:13:23] And then he gets doubled, and then he just gets walled.

[02:13:26] And then he drives, and tries to kick it out,

[02:13:27] and fucking turns the ball over.

[02:13:29] It's a nightmare to watch.

[02:13:31] And so like he just needs to be like an accessory piece

[02:13:33] to like a fucking, and that's what he is now.

[02:13:37] Okay.

[02:13:38] Cooper flag clears.

[02:13:41] Cooper flag clears a mellow ball?

[02:13:43] Yeah, probably.

[02:13:45] Probably.

[02:13:46] No, I'm talking about Kalupo.

[02:13:47] Konkanipple?

[02:13:48] No, that was actually,

[02:13:50] Konkanipple should have won that.

[02:13:52] I think the NBA picks players to win,

[02:13:54] and I think all leagues do this.

[02:13:55] They pick it for what is best for fucking sales

[02:13:59] and jersey sales notoriety and makes the league bigger.

[02:14:02] You know what I mean?

[02:14:03] That's true.

[02:14:04] There's a big difference.

[02:14:05] And Concanipple is not a household name, but Cooper Flag is.

[02:14:08] So they needed to give it to Cooper.

[02:14:11] They needed to give it to him.

[02:14:12] Well, I think this has been a great interview.

[02:14:18] Well, I actually have one thing I wanted to bring out.

[02:14:20] Thank God.

[02:14:22] Do you find yourself to be a man of your word?

[02:14:26] I, for the most part, yes.

[02:14:28] Do you think that's important to be?

[02:14:30] Yes, I think it's important to be genuine and important to go through the things you say

[02:14:35] besides the test leg of the wing.

[02:14:37] Can I ask how much this car is worth roughly?

[02:14:40] Um, yeah, it's around like, shh, like a little under 200, I'm pretty sure.

[02:14:46] So around 200k, let's say?

[02:14:47] Yeah.

[02:14:48] What's 5% of that?

[02:14:49] $10,000?

[02:15:01] So then why the fuck have you not paid me the $10,000 that you owe me from our last

[02:15:06] basketball 1v1?

[02:15:08] When I beat your ass, you did not pay me.

[02:15:11] You did not pay me, and every time I ask you to pay me, you dodge it, and now you're

[02:15:15] You're trying to rematch me in basketball when I haven't paid it out the first time.

[02:15:19] 5% of your car's value when you're talking about getting another fucking car.

[02:15:24] I'm just kidding, I'm not getting another car, I'm fucking lying.

[02:15:26] Where's my cash?

[02:15:27] You want your money?

[02:15:28] Yes.

[02:15:29] You want your money?

[02:15:30] Has Ron paid you?

[02:15:31] You all haven't paid me for that either by the way.

[02:15:34] Alright, so Ron paid you?

[02:15:35] I'm not paying you, I'm sorry.

[02:15:36] That's a different bet!

[02:15:38] Yeah.

[02:15:39] So what is this?

[02:15:41] What you owe me?

[02:15:42] I'll pay you, can I get a payment plan?

[02:15:44] You owe me, right now you owe me like 15k,

[02:15:47] cause you owe me another-

[02:15:47] What?

[02:15:48] Yes, cause you also lost the 5e5 and called duty.

[02:15:50] You said you were wiring information or not?

[02:15:52] Yes!

[02:15:55] Did you?

[02:15:55] Yes!

[02:15:56] Bro, I'm gonna scroll up and check-

[02:15:58] And I wired you.

[02:15:59] Remember when I owed you money,

[02:16:00] I paid you within a week.

[02:16:02] Bro.

[02:16:03] It's been a year.

[02:16:04] You know what it is?

[02:16:06] Dude, I said I'm gonna pay you,

[02:16:08] and then you, and then,

[02:16:09] no, I just forgot I'm gonna be out of this.

[02:16:11] That's right, bro.

[02:16:12] And I know you're mad at your words,

[02:16:13] I know you're gonna pay me out.

[02:16:14] I will.

[02:16:15] 15 bands?

[02:16:16] Okay.

[02:16:17] How long do I have though?

[02:16:19] Like, give me a minute.

[02:16:20] I would say like a week is reasonable.

[02:16:21] Week?

[02:16:22] It's been over a year.

[02:16:23] Okay.

[02:16:24] Okay.

[02:16:25] We'll do payment plans.

[02:16:26] What do you fucking mean?

[02:16:27] We'll do payment plans, bro.

[02:16:29] How about this?

[02:16:30] How about this?

[02:16:31] I'll do this for you.

[02:16:32] Okay, talk to me.

[02:16:33] I'll give you a payment plan.

[02:16:34] Okay.

[02:16:35] Okay.

[02:16:35] You just have to give me 200 gifted subs

[02:16:38] Every week for the next three months

[02:16:46] 200 give yourselves every month for next two months. No every week

[02:16:51] Week for the next first three months. That would be about 13k

[02:16:56] Oh deal

[02:16:58] There you go. All right, I'll start when I get home on desktop. I'll give you 200. Bye

[02:17:02] Walk it in

[02:17:04] What is that?

[02:17:06] This is my handshake!

[02:17:08] This is my handshake!

[02:17:10] Why do you mean that's your handshake?

[02:17:12] Why did you put your finger up like that?

[02:17:14] That's how I do it, and I don't think that's what we do.

[02:17:16] Okay. So we're running on one of you one again?

[02:17:18] Yeah, let's do it, bro. Why would you eat?

[02:17:20] I'm going to drink.

[02:17:22] What did you do?

[02:17:24] I switched the joint. Oh, what do you think of the Maybach Monday, man?

[02:17:26] I think it's good, bro.

[02:17:28] I think I did your questions, though.

[02:17:30] Did you bitch more?

[02:17:32] No, no, ditch him, like, get rid of him.

[02:17:34] What do you mean?

[02:17:35] Just, like, talk.

[02:17:36] Really?

[02:17:37] Yeah, don't be too worried about, like, looking at your phone,

[02:17:38] like, I gotta ask this, because, like, none of it matters.

[02:17:40] It's a free-form conversation.

[02:17:42] Like, if you miss a couple talking points,

[02:17:43] like, if you don't talk about the sub-a-thon, it's fine.

[02:17:45] Just talk to someone.

[02:17:47] So, have it be more personalized?

[02:17:50] Well, just have it be a conversation.

[02:17:52] Like, if you don't hear your talking points,

[02:17:54] is that a bad conversation?

[02:17:56] I feel like just having guide questions, though, is, like, good.

[02:17:58] Awesome.

[02:17:59] It's amazing that it's good.

[02:18:00] Because then, what, I'm just gonna show you a picture

[02:18:02] and be like, yo, explain this picture, like, I feel like.

[02:18:03] I feel like you kept it on rails in a way

[02:18:06] that you were like stressed

[02:18:08] because we would go longer on a topic

[02:18:10] and you would wanna, oh, fuck, I gotta hit my next topic.

[02:18:12] You can just skip a topic.

[02:18:13] And I think you did it a couple times.

[02:18:15] I did skip some because.

[02:18:16] But I think that's like what I was saying is like,

[02:18:19] just let the conversation be the conversation.

[02:18:21] It's, yeah, that's a good point.

[02:18:22] It's complimentary to the conversation.

[02:18:24] It is not the conversation.

[02:18:26] Cause like, what are these fucking questions?

[02:18:28] You're fine, but like.

[02:18:30] What do you think?

[02:18:30] You think it was a good question?

[02:18:32] I was gonna say they're fine,

[02:18:33] but like they're introductory questions

[02:18:34] to the conversation.

[02:18:35] Okay, so let's practice for a quote.

[02:18:38] I didn't give him this because I feel like

[02:18:39] we already talked about the sub-ethon.

[02:18:41] I give you the picture and then I'm gonna be like,

[02:18:42] yo, remember this picture?

[02:18:43] This is when I put middle fingers up

[02:18:46] and said, fuck you, because I beat your record.

[02:18:48] No, no, no, because that would be an example

[02:18:50] of you leading the conversation with one of the questions.

[02:18:52] I'm saying we were in-depth talking about core.

[02:18:57] And so like, as an example,

[02:18:58] You can then be vulnerable about core.

[02:19:00] We can just sit there for a while.

[02:19:02] We don't have to leave it.

[02:19:03] So then like, you can be like, that's cool about core,

[02:19:06] but what do you think about Luka Donchich?

[02:19:11] You know what I mean?

[02:19:12] Like, you don't have to do that.

[02:19:13] So just let it flow.

[02:19:16] Just let it flow more.

[02:19:17] Yeah, yeah.

[02:19:17] Okay, okay.

[02:19:19] Understood.

[02:19:21] Always trying to improve, man.

[02:19:23] You getting out there?

[02:19:24] Yeah, let's do it.

[02:19:25] All right, man.

[02:19:26] I'm gonna switch to my iRO backpack chat or not to chat.

[02:19:39] Oh my gosh.

[02:19:40] It's time man.

[02:19:42] Everybody's been waiting for this moment.

[02:19:44] When's the last time you pooped?

[02:19:47] I actually lost to, you know, Dub.

[02:19:50] You lost to a few people I heard.

[02:19:52] I lost to Dub.

[02:19:53] You gotta fell off in the hooping world.

[02:19:55] I feel like you do a lot of dribbling without a lot of progress, but here's the good news

[02:20:06] I'm the worst I've ever been ever I

[02:20:10] Haven't played basketball in maybe eight months. That's not something athletic

[02:20:18] I

[02:20:19] Did like 40 bullets yesterday?

[02:20:25] Yeah, I do like nervous. I need a pee. There's a bathroom back there. You can be

[02:20:30] But yeah, I don't I don't really like I hit the peloton

[02:20:34] Last week. It's like some old like old-head workouts

[02:20:38] Well, yeah, I only try to like squeezing a workout when I can like I don't really I don't go to the gym anymore

[02:20:44] This is where I fucked you

[02:20:47] So what are we doing today

[02:20:49] Game to 11 bro, keep the simple, isnt it?

[02:20:51] Game to 11? Game to 11 bro!

[02:20:53] I have asthma so...

[02:20:55] Fuck you kill me out here bro.

[02:20:57] I have asthma. Yeah actually.

[02:20:59] A week before my fight with Asian Jeff, I got sick and my asthma came back.

[02:21:03] Came back from my childhood?

[02:21:05] Yeah. Like it just got...

[02:21:07] Cause I've always had like lingering asthma, but not to the point where I'm like gasping.

[02:21:11] But now I weed. Now it's worse.

[02:21:13] Damn.

[02:21:15] Cap. I'm not lying bro.

[02:21:17] I have my inhaler in my left pocket.

[02:21:21] Alright.

[02:21:22] I'm gonna pee.

[02:21:23] Want to chill out here?

[02:21:25] Chill here.

[02:21:26] Alright, you're on the sprocket.

[02:21:27] Oh, nice.

[02:21:28] Alright, why don't you pee?

[02:21:29] Okay.

[02:21:30] Hold on a second.

[02:21:32] Yeah, just make sure you get them undressed.

[02:21:34] I'm gonna piss real quick.

[02:21:35] I'm gonna change my pants.

[02:21:36] See this is a short place to go.

[02:21:38] Okay, finish.

[02:21:39] See you later.

[02:21:40] Alright, so you're gonna change your pants?

[02:21:42] Let me go to the...

[02:21:43] Yeah, bro.

[02:21:44] Let's go to this tree over here.

[02:21:47] How you doing, bro?

[02:21:51] Great.

[02:21:52] So, what, you do, like, cameraman when he asks you, or is it like how often do you have

[02:21:56] the camera on?

[02:21:57] Um, like every day.

[02:21:59] And then, but like, are you streaming as well?

[02:22:01] Yeah.

[02:22:02] I just, like, I gotta get my Wi-Fi fixed and I'll start streaming more consistently.

[02:22:05] And then what about Thursdays?

[02:22:07] Thursdays?

[02:22:08] Well, Thursday's the meeting, Wednesday.

[02:22:09] So you're telling, like, Jason, like, hey, I can't do it today?

[02:22:11] Well, no, on the ice sometimes.

[02:22:13] Or this week I'm gonna shoot the video, but I'm pretty sure we're just gonna shoot

[02:22:17] I see, I see. So you plan to shoot around it?

[02:22:22] Yeah.

[02:22:23] That's a lot to juggle, no?

[02:22:24] Yeah, it is. But I mean, he asked me to, so.

[02:22:27] Jason?

[02:22:27] Yeah.

[02:22:28] How you up?

[02:22:29] I'm good at it.

[02:22:33] I'm just asking.

[02:22:35] I'm just asking.

[02:22:37] You don't dance, rather.

[02:22:40] I think you do.

[02:22:42] All right.

[02:22:43] Would you rather be the cameraman to the biggest streamer in the world or like the 1,000th

[02:22:51] biggest streamer in the world or like 500th biggest streamer in the world or something?

[02:22:56] Maybe I'd say I'd only cameraman for Jason.

[02:23:01] It's really just the relationship you have with him.

[02:23:04] So I show speeds like yo, you want to go on a world tour, we're going to Southeast Asia.

[02:23:10] Well, how much is he paying?

[02:23:12] He pays you good, he pays you like for the whole trip, it's 14 days, 100k.

[02:23:17] For two weeks, 100k?

[02:23:18] For two weeks, yeah.

[02:23:19] Okay, well I would do that.

[02:23:20] But I wouldn't, I wouldn't consistently camera in for him.

[02:23:22] But like, he's, he's hitting you up two weeks of every month.

[02:23:26] So for you?

[02:23:27] Same, same price every time.

[02:23:28] Uh, well, I mean, I'd probably take that, yeah.

[02:23:31] So in a year you're making like 2.6 mil?

[02:23:32] Yeah, that's a lot of money.

[02:23:34] You take that?

[02:23:35] Yeah, for sure.

[02:23:36] You take it if it's anyone?

[02:23:37] Like Jack Dordy, same offer?

[02:23:38] Oh no.

[02:23:39] So okay same offer, but it's like not a very successful streamer like same offer, but it's like same money same money

[02:23:46] Yeah, oh

[02:23:48] That's what I'm gonna be an ethical. We love that

[02:23:51] He's asking about my job and how much you pay me stuff. What the fuck bro. Oh my god, bro

[02:24:01] My fat

[02:24:04] I gave him a thousand China

[02:24:09] I'm not like 180 fucking 7 right now.

[02:24:16] Holy shit.

[02:24:18] I was 174 in China when I came back.

[02:24:22] Why are y'all saying hi?

[02:24:25] It's time to hold him.

[02:24:29] Hi, Luther.

[02:24:30] You, I'm retiring.

[02:24:32] You already lost to me, bro.

[02:24:34] You gotta hold it for life.

[02:24:37] Whose shoes are those?

[02:24:39] It's mine.

[02:24:40] Huh?

[02:24:41] It's mine.

[02:24:42] Oh, I'm saying whose shoes?

[02:24:43] Oh, Sabrina Carpenter's.

[02:24:45] Sabrina Carpenter?

[02:24:47] Yeah.

[02:24:48] Sabrina's.

[02:24:49] Damn.

[02:24:50] These tabs?

[02:24:51] Yeah.

[02:24:52] What about those?

[02:24:53] Rui Hachimura.

[02:24:54] I didn't even know they had a shoe.

[02:24:57] They're pretty nice.

[02:24:58] Take it out.

[02:24:59] I think the design's kind of far.

[02:25:00] Yeah, it's nice to mention.

[02:25:01] I probably got like flowers and...

[02:25:04] I don't know.

[02:25:06] I don't know.

[02:25:08] I don't know.

[02:25:10] Shout out really.

[02:25:12] Where do you go, the Clippers?

[02:25:14] You go to the Clippers, right?

[02:25:16] I don't know. Did he?

[02:25:18] He sounded like a three-mail deal or something to the Clippers.

[02:25:20] They cut him from the Lakers.

[02:25:22] We all know why.

[02:25:24] Why?

[02:25:26] Come on, bro.

[02:25:28] Why?

[02:25:30] The reason they've been cutting everyone.

[02:25:32] That's why you say it's snow time.

[02:25:36] Alright man.

[02:25:37] Let's get this thing over with, bro.

[02:25:38] You need a stretch?

[02:25:39] You sure you want a stretch?

[02:25:40] Oh, I'm stretching for sure.

[02:25:41] What are these pants?

[02:25:42] Red Bull athlete pants.

[02:25:43] Oh, shit.

[02:25:44] Athlete apparel.

[02:25:45] Only, only, wow.

[02:25:46] I'll never get in that country, huh?

[02:25:48] Oh my god.

[02:25:50] See what this shit says though?

[02:25:51] Read that.

[02:25:52] Read my ass.

[02:25:53] What's that saying?

[02:25:54] Red Bull athlete, bro.

[02:25:55] Stop.

[02:25:56] Only.

[02:25:57] You couldn't even wear this shit.

[02:25:58] They'd fucking shoot you on sight.

[02:25:59] I need a pre-workout inhaler.

[02:26:04] I just want you to slap the shit out of me.

[02:26:09] Please, bro.

[02:26:10] It's funny.

[02:26:11] It's fucking delicious.

[02:26:15] How are you doing, bro?

[02:26:20] Skipping is really good for you.

[02:26:22] You don't skip?

[02:26:26] Oh no.

[02:26:33] Shoulder.

[02:26:37] You want to warm up or no?

[02:26:38] Quick, quick, quick, quick warm up shot.

[02:26:39] Yeah, you can push him up.

[02:26:40] Oh fuck.

[02:26:41] I won't be much better.

[02:26:42] Listen.

[02:26:43] I

[02:26:48] Won't be much better

[02:26:57] I can't even talk shit. I'm literally gonna be as bad

[02:27:03] I just need a bag work at it after this I

[02:27:05] I think we're active active run of two games and shimmer games like to get to individuals. Yeah

[02:27:16] Yeah, do a

[02:27:17] track and

[02:27:21] Actually have to look and see but track for sure

[02:27:24] Almost our super

[02:27:26] Cue the toss. Yeah, you're strong. I think I'm the strongest on my team

[02:27:31] Where your shoulders fucked up?

[02:27:32] My shoulders fucked up.

[02:27:33] That's bad.

[02:27:34] Probably has to be wardrobe.

[02:27:37] Well, you can't do anything a girl can do.

[02:27:39] Well, if we do a strength.

[02:27:42] Oh, I get you.

[02:27:43] Shut the fuck up.

[02:27:44] Weak ass women can't do it.

[02:27:45] I never said that.

[02:27:46] You said that.

[02:27:46] That's what you're saying.

[02:27:47] I never said that.

[02:27:48] We're doing strength.

[02:27:49] No.

[02:27:49] Get out of here, girls.

[02:27:51] I never said that.

[02:27:52] I'm Jason the Weed.

[02:27:53] I'm Mr. Every Three.

[02:27:54] All right.

[02:27:55] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:01] Nope.

[02:28:02] That's gonna be fun.

[02:28:04] Yeah, this is about to be ass vs. mid, bro.

[02:28:07] Help me out, bro.

[02:28:09] Bro, if you think it's bad, you're not taking your mid-range pull-ups.

[02:28:12] You're not gonna be able to get a good shot.

[02:28:14] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:15] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:16] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:17] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:18] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:19] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:20] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:21] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:22] I'm ready, bro.

[02:28:23] I need to hold my hand.

[02:28:25] I need to hold my hand.

[02:28:27] Okay, got it, got it.

[02:28:29] Love, we got a game plan?

[02:28:31] Huh?

[02:28:33] Any game plan?

[02:28:35] Uh...

[02:28:37] Ooh.

[02:28:39] Alright, well...

[02:28:41] Angel Reeson it.

[02:28:43] I'm gonna...

[02:28:45] Alright, bro, so how do you want to decide balls?

[02:28:47] Just get this shit over.

[02:28:49] Game to 11, ones and twos.

[02:28:51] All right, I just had a ball.

[02:28:55] You want to shoot for it?

[02:28:57] Well, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[02:28:58] That's crazy.

[02:28:59] I don't think anyone's ever started a 1v1 with Rock,

[02:29:01] Paper, Scissors.

[02:29:03] Bro, you want to shoot for it?

[02:29:04] Shoot for it, bro.

[02:29:05] I got a pussy.

[02:29:07] This is what I do, man.

[02:29:09] Hit it, bro.

[02:29:16] All right, you're ball.

[02:29:16] You're not allowed to make it take it.

[02:29:18] One to two is position.

[02:29:18] All right, hurry.

[02:29:21] There we go.

[02:29:23] Good job, dude.

[02:29:36] Fuck!

[02:29:37] Ah, fuck.

[02:29:46] I can't help you, I'm fucking...

[02:29:47] TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME!

[02:29:47] Tycoon!

[02:29:48] Tycoon!

[02:29:48] You're a coward, man!

[02:29:49] No, you're a coward!

[02:29:49] You're a coward, man!

[02:29:50] You don't need anything!

[02:29:51] You don't need anything!

[02:29:52] What do I do?!

[02:29:52] I need...

[02:29:53] Bad shot!

[02:29:53] You know that was a bad shot!

[02:29:54] There's good shots of bad shots, but you know that!

[02:29:56] Come on!

[02:29:57] Fucking composer!

[02:30:00] HEY!

[02:30:01] Fuck.

[02:30:03] Yea...

[02:30:04] It's on me!

[02:30:05] Man, it's...

[02:30:05] Stream, I should scare him!

[02:30:07] I'm moving up.

[02:30:14] Alright.

[02:30:15] I'm moving up.

[02:30:16] Oh, we still have time, too.

[02:30:18] Alright.

[02:30:19] Zero, zero.

[02:30:20] I'll hit it, Dancer.

[02:30:21] Long ball game.

[02:30:22] A little bit of a shit versus piss situation.

[02:30:33] What's the game for?

[02:30:34] situation what's the game for

[02:30:39] right I was wondering what you want to put it on I want your shoes I've been

[02:30:49] let's play for our shoes all right shake

[02:30:53] Oh, bad shot, brother. Bad shot says good shot, bro. What do we say?

[02:31:04] When that mid-range is dead, not falling, bro, where'd he go for it?

[02:31:11] Come here!

[02:31:13] Oh, that's so...

[02:31:18] Okay.

[02:31:33] Oh, they put, they need to put a wet sign here.

[02:31:36] Sure.

[02:31:37] Come on.

[02:31:38] Yeah.

[02:31:39] That's so bad.

[02:31:40] Fucking asthma, boy.

[02:31:41] It's wonder, girl.

[02:31:42] Yo, what's going on, bro?

[02:31:43] It's a double run, bro.

[02:31:44] Yeah.

[02:31:45] Yeah.

[02:31:46] Yeah.

[02:31:47] Yeah.

[02:31:48] Yeah.

[02:31:49] Yeah.

[02:31:50] Yeah.

[02:31:51] Yeah.

[02:31:52] Yeah.

[02:31:53] Yeah.

[02:31:54] Yeah.

[02:31:55] Yeah.

[02:31:56] Yeah.

[02:31:57] Yeah.

[02:31:58] Yeah.

[02:31:59] Yeah.

[02:32:00] Yeah.

[02:32:01] Yeah.

[02:32:02] Yeah.

[02:32:03] Yeah.

[02:32:04] Yeah.

[02:32:05] Ha ha! Ha!

[02:32:26] Get in there!

[02:32:35] There we go, there we go, two of them.

[02:32:39] There we go.

[02:32:40] It's not a pretty shot, but it falls.

[02:32:42] Oh god, I cannot lose.

[02:32:44] You can't do it.

[02:32:46] There we go.

[02:32:48] It's not bad.

[02:32:49] It's not bad.

[02:32:50] She let him give me those.

[02:32:52] I had it.

[02:32:59] I had it.

[02:33:04] I need to go for the bank.

[02:33:09] Go for the line.

[02:33:14] Okay, shoot.

[02:33:19] I can shoot them. Don't go in.

[02:33:25] I actually need, what, six to four? I'll go six for thirty-six.

[02:33:32] If that's the thing, you'll make a fucking shot.

[02:33:35] Half time I'll wait. Six? What?

[02:33:38] Oh really? Six.

[02:33:40] Oh really? Oh now it's person.

[02:33:49] Come on.

[02:33:56] Up soon.

[02:33:58] No.

[02:33:59] I'm sorry I got to use the ball.

[02:34:02] Ball's good.

[02:34:03] Check it out.

[02:34:06] Stop him.

[02:34:07] Keep your chair.

[02:34:09] Keep your chair.

[02:34:10] I need a...

[02:34:13] Yeah, I see it.

[02:34:20] Take two push-ups. Help me.

[02:34:23] Bro, listen.

[02:34:24] Go to the glass, go on an angle, like an angle like there, hit off the side of the glass, bro.

[02:34:29] Watch this, watch this.

[02:34:31] Quick first step, remember that.

[02:34:35] Alright, 0-2.

[02:34:38] Check!

[02:34:43] I see the things I know I'm not good, but I can stop him from making them.

[02:35:13] And I really just keep wanting every six shots to go in.

[02:35:17] So right now I think I've got like one for probably nine.

[02:35:19] I'll just keep pulling a few more freezes,

[02:35:21] just keep wanting to go in.

[02:35:32] Like I'm getting there.

[02:35:34] Because Matthew is...

[02:35:36] he hasn't made one.

[02:35:38] Who hasn't made one?

[02:35:40] Well, I've made one.

[02:35:42] He's not playing

[02:36:04] Like I just have no layup packets, bro

[02:36:12] Oh, feel good, feel good, all right.

[02:36:22] Okay, back up, get in there.

[02:36:26] I see this one going, I think it's my 12.

[02:36:30] Come on.

[02:36:32] No!

[02:36:33] Hey!

[02:36:34] There we go.

[02:36:40] Dude, give me the three.

[02:36:42] Yeah, cause you can't shoot buddy.

[02:36:43] One, two, three.

[02:36:44] We can do a three shootout.

[02:36:46] I'm gonna go and get out of the points on board.

[02:37:01] It's clean, Dino.

[02:37:02] Oh, bro, you're not even...

[02:37:05] Oh, you normally shoot baby looks?

[02:37:08] Oh, right?

[02:37:10] I'm just gonna sit down.

[02:37:16] I fell off. You get some weight.

[02:37:18] Sit down. There you go.

[02:37:25] I'm gonna keep shooting.

[02:37:27] I don't want to need to retie my shoes.

[02:37:30] That look like a street baller?

[02:37:32] What's the N ones?

[02:37:33] They look like Kenny Chao.

[02:37:35] What's that?

[02:37:36] It's a Kunkow.

[02:37:40] oil the meat bro what a move

[02:37:55] what the fuck was this sign

[02:37:58] Come on.

[02:38:04] There we go.

[02:38:06] Good fall.

[02:38:08] I'm not worried about it.

[02:38:15] Backward!

[02:38:24] It's like a Jason DeWine shot.

[02:38:28] Hey brother, stop doing everything you're doing.

[02:38:34] Just fucking play basketball, bro.

[02:38:37] This is how I hoop.

[02:38:39] Usually I'm not this bad, though.

[02:38:41] You hoop like, you ever watch like a sub movie and their mouth goes like, and then they go,

[02:38:48] I will win.

[02:38:49] You hoop like that.

[02:38:50] It's like a whole lot of streets moving, but nothing's happening.

[02:38:58] You're, you're hulking, your body's on a biggy hookup, bro.

[02:39:08] What a finger roll.

[02:39:11] You have no mid.

[02:39:14] Hey!

[02:39:15] Fuck it.

[02:39:16] The screen's getting me.

[02:39:28] Why are you sitting here in those windows?

[02:39:34] Shut the fuck up, bro.

[02:39:37] I'll be here for a while, Jack.

[02:39:42] This one goes out to my man, lethal shooter.

[02:39:49] Hey!

[02:39:50] Oh my God, bro!

[02:39:52] Oh my god, bro.

[02:39:59] That's not what I expected.

[02:40:12] What?

[02:40:13] Step back, you don't got that.

[02:40:19] Y'all, five months over, this is for all the gay people in chat.

[02:40:26] Hey!

[02:40:28] See how he fucking tried to screen during a pride ball? Disrespectful.

[02:40:32] You mean it? Just because you interrupted it.

[02:40:35] Try to see the game, buddy.

[02:40:42] Hold on to nothing. Hold on to nothing out there here.

[02:40:45] There we go.

[02:40:47] On board.

[02:40:49] One-two.

[02:40:57] Come on, check.

[02:41:01] Hey!

[02:41:03] Don't say a word, bro.

[02:41:09] I mean, he's going for the step back when he doesn't hit the step up, you know?

[02:41:15] Maybe half time on two or three points.

[02:41:17] This wasn't in racism, worldwide.

[02:41:19] Hey!

[02:41:23] I got you.

[02:41:24] Four-one.

[02:41:25] Half time on five.

[02:41:27] For my gay friends.

[02:41:28] Hey!

[02:41:30] Six-one.

[02:41:32] Hey, trans red, don't think I forgot about him.

[02:41:35] Oh, now Jason's playing full-core press.

[02:41:37] That's interesting. That's how he feels.

[02:41:45] You're dead.

[02:41:46] Six more minutes.

[02:41:47] I'm sorry now.

[02:41:48] Hats off?

[02:41:49] Oh yeah, hats off.

[02:41:50] See how he pressed you guys?

[02:41:53] Cool.

[02:41:54] Tell all my trans friends out there, like, that's crazy.

[02:41:57] It's my circle, it's my circle, alright?

[02:42:00] Come on, orange.

[02:42:01] That's my...

[02:42:02] You can have some though.

[02:42:03] Thanks, man.

[02:42:04] You never even have a...

[02:42:05] I got it.

[02:42:06] I got it.

[02:42:07] I got it.

[02:42:14] Alright, man.

[02:42:29] Ready to hit the ball?

[02:42:33] Half time, bro.

[02:42:34] You want to talk about your game plan or something?

[02:42:36] Yes, can I talk to my chat with her?

[02:42:39] All right

[02:42:43] Okay, listen first off enough with the fucking baby hooks over your shoulders

[02:42:48] Don't do those. He's get a finger roll. Are you beat him that one point you scored?

[02:42:51] You beat him got a finger roll just blew right past him, right? He's old buddy got little legs, bro

[02:42:57] All right, the shot both shots will come when you start making layups

[02:43:01] Get your confidence up. Don't shoot step back. Don't shoot even cuz he's giving you the shot

[02:43:06] Get in there, bro. Put your body on his body, bro. His body's way older than yours.

[02:43:11] Come on, bro. Score, win.

[02:43:12] I bet it is.

[02:43:13] Come on, bro. I bet it is.

[02:43:15] Well, we just keep doing what you're doing for all the people in the world that have been a justice on it.

[02:43:20] People talking about me?

[02:43:22] You know, 31 of the Grand Schemes young, Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, 33 years old, all right?

[02:43:31] When the Romans persecuted him, 33. I'm younger than that.

[02:43:35] But in this industry, you guys like to make fun of us unks.

[02:43:39] But why when it's time to show

[02:43:42] why the youngins are better than us, you fall short.

[02:43:46] Get the ball.

[02:43:48] It's your ball.

[02:43:49] Don't remember shit like that.

[02:43:52] These young idiots, they don't think.

[02:43:55] Let me guess, your next move is gonna be looking up at the rim,

[02:43:58] dribbling a fuck ton, and then missing an open leg.

[02:44:02] I'm gonna show you.

[02:44:03] I'm not even gonna talk, bro.

[02:44:05] I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie real, you talkin' crazy.

[02:44:12] Now I'm gettin' mad, now I'm gettin' mad, bruh.

[02:44:16] Stop with the turnip and fix the content, bruh.

[02:44:19] Hey!

[02:44:30] It's over here.

[02:44:35] Okay.

[02:44:45] Six, six.

[02:45:05] Hey!

[02:45:07] Hey!

[02:45:09] Hey, too.

[02:45:11] There is no way you are making these shots in a million years, bro.

[02:45:29] You need to swipe at the ball, and when you pull sub, get back up.

[02:46:05] It's like, bro.

[02:46:07] You need two more to go in?

[02:46:11] All I need is one. You got it, right?

[02:46:13] We need eleven.

[02:46:15] It's first to eleven.

[02:46:17] Ah!

[02:46:19] Eight two.

[02:46:21] Plan's working, bro. I told you, like,

[02:46:23] my shots sound good, but look, fall.

[02:46:25] Look, fall.

[02:46:27] I see these open looks.

[02:46:29] I see these open looks.

[02:46:31] I see these open looks.

[02:46:33] I see these open looks.

[02:46:36] It's because I hid lace today.

[02:47:03] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[02:47:12] Three.

[02:47:15] One, two, three.

[02:47:22] One, two, three.

[02:47:31] No check up bro.

[02:47:38] You dribbled.

[02:47:41] Oh my god.

[02:47:46] I didn't see how he wants to play.

[02:47:49] I didn't see how he wants to play.

[02:47:51] You dribbled.

[02:47:52] Swing bro.

[02:47:54] Go away, Swing.

[02:47:59] Bottom line.

[02:48:08] Come on, bro.

[02:48:13] Bang!

[02:48:17] Help!

[02:48:19] Not bad, he's doing the basketball.

[02:48:22] What am I doing?

[02:48:31] I dare you to give him the ball.

[02:48:36] Here you go.

[02:48:45] Come here big kid.

[02:48:47] Wait for me.

[02:48:50] Set your comfort in here.

[02:48:58] Ah!

[02:49:00] out your comfortable way.

[02:49:15] Hey!

[02:49:30] Hey!

[02:49:54] How was your score, 8?

[02:49:56] 8-3.

[02:49:57] How do I have 3?

[02:50:00] It's awesome, yeah.

[02:50:10] All right.

[02:50:20] My shoes are tough.

[02:50:29] My shoes are hard to tie.

[02:50:32] Nah man.

[02:50:37] My shoes are not tied shit, I gotta get the ball back, right?

[02:50:40] That fire, the only store it's in, what is it?

[02:51:07] Check it up nice.

[02:51:21] That's okay.

[02:51:23] Alright, that's what I'm meant to do.

[02:51:25] I'm genuinely a disgrace, bro.

[02:51:27] To the sport.

[02:51:28] I genuinely, bro.

[02:51:34] That's not falling, you can't control.

[02:51:36] The layup's not falling, that's on the air.

[02:51:38] Come on.

[02:51:55] Ah, real life.

[02:52:01] Is that it?

[02:52:02] Nice, huh?

[02:52:06] I didn't dribble.

[02:52:13] I get how you work, bro.

[02:52:20] That felt good, too, bro.

[02:52:27] Let's do it.

[02:52:35] whoa double dribble double dribble double dribble he I think he jab stepped

[02:52:43] originally and then he just take the body what's that I'm pretty sure he went

[02:52:47] job and then hope though like nah bro no way that's clean you do that if you

[02:53:00] Move your pivot bro.

[02:53:01] That's clean.

[02:53:02] Nah.

[02:53:03] I need a blood check.

[02:53:05] Blood check.

[02:53:06] Clean, whole chest and clean.

[02:53:13] I need a blood check, bro.

[02:53:14] Check the blood, bro.

[02:53:15] Go ahead.

[02:53:16] Clear it up now.

[02:53:17] You got it.

[02:53:24] I need a check right now.

[02:53:27] your ankle is kill yourself

[02:53:30] replay

[02:53:39] what the fuck is that replay bro

[02:53:47] it's clean huh?

[02:53:49] yeah

[02:53:51] let's go

[02:53:57] I'm old, my fucking quad.

[02:53:59] Good move, baby.

[02:54:00] That was a good move, but fuck.

[02:54:02] I'm old.

[02:54:17] It's like, bro, do you ever want to play?

[02:54:19] Just check it up nice.

[02:54:21] I'm checking into him.

[02:54:23] Bro, you don't want to lose, make it play chicken legs, whatever you want.

[02:54:26] You ever need to win.

[02:54:27] I bet.

[02:54:28] I'm going to start fouling.

[02:54:29] Yeah.

[02:54:34] Take three.

[02:54:34] I'm grabbing on the right.

[02:54:35] Easy leg.

[02:54:36] 11-7-2-D.

[02:54:38] All right.

[02:54:43] OK.

[02:54:56] He stepped on my foot, bro.

[02:55:03] He stepped on my foot.

[02:55:08] Hey, you guys ready to do this, bro?

[02:55:17] Check the vibe.

[02:55:18] He stepped on my foot, bro.

[02:55:21] He stepped on my foot, bro.

[02:55:24] Go.

[02:55:30] You got this.

[02:55:35] You're gonna be hurting after this.

[02:55:36] You don't have to be nice to someone on the ride back.

[02:55:38] I'm not gonna let them win this in greatness for you, buddy.

[02:55:40] I'm like, you know that guy in the YMCA,

[02:55:43] 55 years old, beer gut.

[02:55:45] That's my game right now.

[02:55:47] Nothing splashy, nothing fancy.

[02:55:49] Let's get a couple buckets and keep it down

[02:55:51] while we're at it.

[02:55:52] It's a blue collar right there.

[02:55:53] That's right.

[02:55:56] I'll check up again.

[02:56:07] Hey!

[02:56:10] I don't have this.

[02:56:12] Not bad, bro.

[02:56:15] Hey, you're down, bro.

[02:56:16] Play like one.

[02:56:23] Now here's the thing, I'm not even playing him anymore, he's playing himself.

[02:56:33] There's a war in his mind, he's losing it.

[02:56:37] What's going to happen if I lose to Ludwig a second time?

[02:56:40] What's my chat going to say?

[02:56:41] How's it going to feel when I wake up in the morning and I have to accept the results

[02:56:45] of the match that I had complete control over?

[02:56:48] Knowing full well he's a 31 year old man.

[02:56:51] Strain claws, strained ass.

[02:56:52] I'm injured.

[02:56:53] Hasn't hooped in eight months, never hooped in high school,

[02:56:57] a lot of weeks for video games.

[02:56:59] And then you give him the ball, 7-11,

[02:57:00] and he pulls up from free.

[02:57:03] And he fucking squishes it.

[02:57:06] How'd you drink that?

[02:57:09] We just play pass this morning.

[02:57:13] 7-11.

[02:57:22] All right, 7-10, so it's 9-10, by 2, yeah?

[02:57:30] By 2, by 2.

[02:57:32] Hold on.

[02:57:44] That shit out of there, bro.

[02:57:46] That shit out of there, bro.

[02:57:48] It's over.

[02:58:22] I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill.

[02:58:52] Go play, go play, go play!

[02:58:54] Your games, bro.

[02:58:56] Six-cheese, bro.

[02:58:58] Fifteen K, bro.

[02:59:00] Fifteen K, you got me, huh?

[02:59:02] Yeah, yeah, I heard you shooting at them.

[02:59:04] Need those fucking shoes, bro.

[02:59:06] That's what I do, bro.

[02:59:08] Not a doubt in my mind I was gonna win that game.

[02:59:10] Oh, shit.

[02:59:12] Shit.

[02:59:14] Shit.

[02:59:16] Shit.

[02:59:18] Shit.

[02:59:20] Yeah.

[02:59:23] You thought you had me, bro.

[02:59:25] Huh? Guess what?

[02:59:27] It's not an operate.

[02:59:28] I never thought I had you.

[02:59:29] You could have moved to a nice buddy.

[02:59:30] I never thought I didn't have you.

[02:59:32] You know, I just gotta put my shots up

[02:59:35] and let God take over the rest.

[02:59:36] What's that you wear?

[02:59:38] 11.

[02:59:39] Besides you wear eight and a half?

[02:59:41] Actually a nine.

[02:59:44] That's what I do, bro.

[02:59:46] You'll be seeing a bag where Jason and William

[02:59:47] edit very soon on Six Tide.

[02:59:49] and you'll be on the receiving end, sonny.

[02:59:51] We're one-one.

[02:59:52] Huh?

[02:59:53] We're one-one.

[02:59:54] We are one and one.

[02:59:55] We are one and one.

[02:59:57] We are one and one.

[02:59:58] I'll see you again.

[02:59:59] Strodinger's win.

[03:00:02] Yeah, you know what?

[03:00:03] I don't even want your shoes, bro.

[03:00:03] I don't fit there.

[03:00:05] You gotta take them off.

[03:00:06] I don't want to take them off.

[03:00:07] That was the bet.

[03:00:08] You gotta take them.

[03:00:08] You just gotta take them.

[03:00:09] It's part of the bet.

[03:00:10] I don't want to do that.

[03:00:11] Bro, don't disrespect the bet.

[03:00:13] You don't bear them, bro.

[03:00:14] Just take them and fucking hang them up in the rafters.

[03:00:16] Give them to a fucking goodwill.

[03:00:18] I'll go ahead man, hang those up.

[03:00:21] Same time next year?

[03:00:22] Same time next year?

[03:00:24] I don't know if that's what you ever got to take it home for.

[03:00:26] Yeah, come on.

[03:00:28] Fuck, it's hot.

[03:00:29] GGs!

[03:00:30] God damn, bro.

[03:00:31] It's what we do, bro.

[03:00:32] The three started falling.

[03:00:34] The three started falling, but...

[03:00:38] Not fast enough, I don't know what the fuck,

[03:00:39] I have nothing more to say.

[03:00:41] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bro.

[03:00:43] Is that you?

[03:00:44] I'm not sure, yeah.

[03:00:45] What do I do, bro?

[03:00:47] Oh, thank you, Ludwig.

[03:00:49] You're the start of my win rate.

[03:00:51] It was bad, no?

[03:00:52] Huh?

[03:00:53] It was bad?

[03:00:54] Yeah, I was losing to fucking everybody, including Doug.

[03:00:56] Thank you, bro.

[03:00:57] Hey.

[03:00:58] Honestly, I think my lost streak has ended.

[03:01:02] I needed this.

[03:01:03] I needed this.

[03:01:04] It's really the lowest step in a staircase,

[03:01:06] but you're at least on the staircase.

[03:01:08] I wouldn't go around.

[03:01:09] First step.

[03:01:10] I'm just telling you some advice.

[03:01:11] Who's next?

[03:01:12] Don't be too loud.

[03:01:13] The next person you play going, I be Ludwig.

[03:01:16] It's not going to be the flights you think it is.

[03:01:18] Trust me.

[03:01:20] I will not be screaming that.

[03:01:21] Just keep it amongst us.

[03:01:23] And check.

[03:01:23] My win rate, my win record, is reset because of you.

[03:01:27] I like that.

[03:01:28] I'm not 1-0.

[03:01:29] You play well.

[03:01:30] I was needling you too.

[03:01:31] I'm not 1-0.

[03:01:33] You got a little mad at one point.

[03:01:35] I did, because I kept fucking up my dribbles.

[03:01:38] Like both sides.

[03:01:41] Yeah, you were.

[03:01:42] I kept freaking up my dribbles.

[03:01:45] Yeah, you dribbled too much.

[03:01:46] I'm not kidding.

[03:01:47] I feel like I don't dribble enough.

[03:01:49] That's crazy.

[03:01:50] All you do is dribble.

[03:01:52] No, genuinely, I feel like I don't dribble enough.

[03:01:54] You weren't biting on my dribbles.

[03:01:56] Yeah, because you're dribbling so much,

[03:01:58] but you don't make any progress on dribbling.

[03:02:00] I need to dribble more.

[03:02:01] I've genuinely never played any, like, what's it called,

[03:02:04] like, team basketball?

[03:02:06] Like, your wallet?

[03:02:07] Huh?

[03:02:07] It's your wallet?

[03:02:08] I never had a wallet over there.

[03:02:09] OK.

[03:02:11] But I've never played any, like, team sports or whatever.

[03:02:14] Man, I can tell you didn't, that the dribbles are fake.

[03:02:19] Brother.

[03:02:23] Oh, yeah, I'm done.

[03:02:33] Ooh, little refer- YG!

[03:02:34] Yep.

[03:02:35] Do you want ice cream?

[03:02:36] Oh, right here?

[03:02:37] Oh, sure.

[03:02:40] Oh, my God.

[03:02:41] Lettowig chest hole. One lunch hat. My record is now 1-0. Let's fucking go boys.

[03:02:49] Now I'm never losing a game of basketball again.

[03:02:53] I don't know whoever wants it. Currently 1-0.

[03:02:57] Hey Bree, make sure you get that tiktok bag work edit every soon.

[03:03:04] Add a couple nice moves.

[03:03:06] I did that for QYBK.

[03:03:11] Ohhhh.

[03:03:13] Ohhhh.

[03:03:16] Snow cone?

[03:03:17] This is tough.

[03:03:18] Should we try to get a PSA-10 SpongeBob?

[03:03:21] Here, how long should we get, bro?

[03:03:23] I don't even want a SpongeBob.

[03:03:25] That's too much.

[03:03:26] This one kind of looks appealing.

[03:03:28] Put it in your mouth.

[03:03:30] Oh, Bob, come on.

[03:03:32] That's a goal.

[03:03:33] What do you got?

[03:03:34] Can't we get a Popsicle?

[03:03:35] Oh, or maybe it's no cold.

[03:03:38] I want some refreshment, I feel you.

[03:03:41] Wait, something in there.

[03:03:43] What's there?

[03:03:46] Is it empty?

[03:03:48] Hold on, all right.

[03:03:51] I'm a bunch of dude.

[03:03:53] I'm a bunch of dude.

[03:03:57] I'm a bunch of dude.

[03:03:59] I'm a bunch of dude.

[03:04:01] Can I speak to the orange one?

[03:04:04] Uh...

[03:04:05] Uh...

[03:04:08] I don't know, I should like mega.

[03:04:10] I'm not good at it.

[03:04:11] What are you doing?

[03:04:19] Give me a little bump up.

[03:04:25] Oh wait, that looks great.

[03:04:27] Oh wait, can you get a look at that?

[03:04:32] You got scissors?

[03:04:34] Can you hook me up?

[03:04:36] That should look like T-Banks.

[03:04:40] That's crazy.

[03:04:42] Why are you in this one thinking of another man's money?

[03:04:44] I don't know how to find it.

[03:04:51] That's really hard to cut.

[03:04:53] I'm curious.

[03:04:57] I don't know if that's true.

[03:05:02] Ah, I've got pasta on top.

[03:05:09] Can I get the bomb pop original please?

[03:05:16] It's pretty decent.

[03:05:18] I can't understand...

[03:05:27] What's this?

[03:05:28] Oh it's fire.

[03:05:30] Err, okay, I'll call myself.

[03:05:36] Okay. I'm gonna make works.

[03:05:38] I'll tell, okay.

[03:05:44] How's your day going?

[03:05:48] Do you have a QR code or just look at it?

[03:05:54] How are you doing, Pat?

[03:05:56] Pat?

[03:05:57] I think it's about to end.

[03:05:59] Did you guys enjoy the Payback Monday on a Tuesday?

[03:06:07] What was your favorite segment?

[03:06:17] $6.00

[03:06:18] the best one relax

[03:06:25] it was a bit of an ass versus poop

[03:06:28] love versus shit

[03:06:34] thank you

[03:06:42] honest to god

[03:06:45] tell me what

[03:06:46] Can we say I'm not like athletic?

[03:06:49] Ouch.

[03:06:50] That's crazy. You're very athletic.

[03:06:51] You saw?

[03:06:52] Yeah, you're very athletic.

[03:06:56] Are you working out consistently?

[03:06:59] Maybe less than you're used to, but still pretty consistently.

[03:07:03] But like, you're not like a strong guy, you know?

[03:07:07] Yeah, I gotta get there. I gotta bulk up.

[03:07:09] Well, no, I think that's just like, I don't think you need to.

[03:07:11] I think you're like an endurance guy.

[03:07:15] You know what I mean? Like, you do crazy amount of push-ups. That's different than like benching 315.

[03:07:21] Yeah.

[03:07:26] Hey, what's not like that?

[03:07:35] Oh my god, this is incredible.

[03:07:37] T-Banks pop. How deep does it fit, Jay?

[03:07:40] I can only get to a white.

[03:07:42] What about you?

[03:07:43] Mine's all orange so I can only get a little orange.

[03:07:51] You guys need some tissues.

[03:07:52] It's all the same, sir.

[03:07:57] It's like a bomb pop for Thanos.

[03:08:00] It's like a bomb pop for a two bench.

[03:08:02] Okay, what is up with these words?

[03:08:03] It's a little like a swear for two bench.

[03:08:06] Oh, go back to that camera.

[03:08:08] What?

[03:08:09] The core does this thing.

[03:08:11] You have the least funny joke on planet Earth and you say it a billion times.

[03:08:16] Listen, jokes are subjective.

[03:08:19] Me personally, I love the core jokes, man.

[03:08:21] It's like if you know you know type of thing.

[03:08:23] It's like a niche, if you know you know kind of thing.

[03:08:26] If you don't know, then it's not funny, you know what I mean?

[03:08:28] So you gotta get hip, Unk.

[03:08:30] What do you mean if you know you know?

[03:08:32] I like I like I.

[03:08:41] You're a crazy motor.

[03:08:46] Oh my god.

[03:08:48] Wait, what is that address?

[03:08:50] What's that on?

[03:08:52] Why am I stripping out my address?

[03:08:56] What's yours?

[03:09:00] Um, I sent you.

[03:09:02] Oh, you sent to me?

[03:09:03] Yeah.

[03:09:04] I don't know why I was looking at a little bit of you.

[03:09:06] Wow, what a day, bro.

[03:09:07] Thank you so much, man.

[03:09:08] You know what I'm doing tomorrow?

[03:09:09] What?

[03:09:10] I'm going to be 1v1 me or sparring Ryan Garcia. I'm boxing

[03:09:18] You know what I think you should do

[03:09:25] Gotta get that shimmer games back on

[03:09:27] What chat?

[03:09:30] What do you mean a group chat?

[03:09:32] I'm gonna do that when I get home after and then find out your second game and give it a little practice

[03:09:37] Okay, bet. I'm actually very excited. I think we have a very good chance at winning.

[03:09:42] I know I can lie though. I will say Team USA is unbalanced. Yep, I'm saying it, bro.

[03:09:48] Yep. Facts are not. It is as valuable to be the fastest person there as to be the

[03:09:56] person who makes the best paper airplanes. They're literally weighted the same.

[03:09:58] And do you know how much time you'd have to put in to be the best paper

[03:10:02] for airplane thrower, maybe an hour.

[03:10:05] Let me tell you something.

[03:10:07] Like, on Team USA, who have Giannis,

[03:10:10] LeBron fucking James, Steppen Curry,

[03:10:13] you have the, what is it, 2025 Olympics US team

[03:10:18] on that fucking squad, bro.

[03:10:19] Yeah, but it's like I had the 2025 US Olympics men's team.

[03:10:24] And Jinx.

[03:10:25] But we were playing like Bachi.

[03:10:29] Like, we're playing Ultimate Frisbee.

[03:10:32] Do you know what I mean?

[03:10:34] We're not playing basketball.

[03:10:37] There's one strong thing and one fast thing.

[03:10:39] Wait, there's no basketball this year?

[03:10:41] No.

[03:10:42] What?

[03:10:43] No basketball.

[03:10:44] You want to hear something from me?

[03:10:46] Do we have volleyball again?

[03:10:48] We've been pulling up stats for it.

[03:10:50] You've served four times in the three years or two years you've gone.

[03:10:55] You've missed every single serve you've ever done at Schumer Games.

[03:11:00] I've never successfully scored a point in a certain way.

[03:11:04] Because I don't fucking play volleyball, all right?

[03:11:07] That game, I don't like it.

[03:11:09] This is what I'm saying, you're like,

[03:11:10] oh, this team's fucking USA is impossible.

[03:11:12] If you just practiced serving volleyball's,

[03:11:15] you would be like literally 10 times better

[03:11:17] than you were in previous games.

[03:11:18] That would be a lie.

[03:11:20] There's no way I've never made it over there.

[03:11:22] Yeah, never.

[03:11:23] That's a lie, bro.

[03:11:23] Never before.

[03:11:24] I don't believe that.

[03:11:25] There's no way.

[03:11:27] Oh, for Forrest Crazy.

[03:11:28] there's no way bro you were bad last year I was bad yeah I pulled the stats

[03:11:35] yeah go fuck me bro no no I just surprised me how bad you were

[03:11:40] streamer games 2025 individual stats so last year number one for the guys with

[03:11:53] Sambucha number one for the girls was to curl and then you're all the way down

[03:12:00] Jesus Christ

[03:12:02] Where are you your number 14

[03:12:07] That's not even that bad

[03:12:09] behind Lacey

[03:12:11] 14 out of what 14 at a out of 40 to be exactly

[03:12:15] So why are you why are you eating you're behind Lacey?

[03:12:18] You see? You're behind Q-Team?

[03:12:21] Nah, it's not real.

[03:12:23] You're behind It's Timmy.

[03:12:25] Brother, brother, it's because I didn't get selected.

[03:12:29] When It's Timmy runs, he makes skeleton noises.

[03:12:32] Okay.

[03:12:33] Then you lost to him, bro.

[03:12:34] Okay, I didn't, well, no you, no me.

[03:12:37] That's what I'm saying, I hope you do well this year.

[03:12:39] I will.

[03:12:40] And Lacey's good at basketball, that's why.

[03:12:42] But this year, I'm coming in different.

[03:12:44] Your best performance last year was Bridge Jast.

[03:12:48] Yeah, cuz I was your individual you know fourth I think

[03:12:54] Or fifth one of them for fourth, I think

[03:13:02] But I believe me this year bro

[03:13:06] Where the gate is closed all right, you can go around go up here

[03:13:12] You suck don't listen to me, bro

[03:13:14] I

[03:13:19] Was a little chubby last year. Oh, I thought you're chubby this year

[03:13:26] No, I'm not I'm like I'm like the skinniest like I've lost weight

[03:13:30] Did you I lost muscle since last year? Oh, I didn't know that because I've been traveling, you know in a world cup

[03:13:38] Do you miss a rope up? I do

[03:13:40] This is a world cut

[03:13:44] You better build last year? No. I was better built. I'm better built this year.

[03:13:51] But I lost a bit of muscle, but I will gain that muscle with in a week or two.

[03:14:01] Can I put this in here?

[03:14:04] Trash better take whatever you don't want. Make sure you get your gifts in there. And your no card, okay?

[03:14:09] I'm gonna leave it. I'll leave your no card. Sometimes I get gifts for people and they leave it.

[03:14:13] Yeah, feels bad. Yeah, I think it's perfect

[03:14:16] Jason the ween thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. What do you have fun?

[03:14:22] I'm gonna play this video game wrote to embers to this Chinese game. I'm in

[03:14:28] That was a movie at first it is basically a movie. Yeah, I got interactive novel

[03:14:34] Hey, have you let we get a chat or this is incredible. This is amazing

[03:14:43] Kelly the apple do you want me to take is that mean if I don't take it again take it out of the car

[03:14:47] Okay, I'll take you up. It's just the worst apple though

[03:14:52] No, if you don't take the apple

[03:14:54] Okay, I'll take that thing. It's a red delicious. Have you heard of a cosmic crisp?

[03:14:58] I'm with a gala apple guy. They developed a lot of an apple over 18 years called a cosmic crisp

[03:15:03] Oh, that was a machine probably

[03:15:06] Hey, see bro

[03:15:08] Thank you.

[03:15:09] Pleasure to meet you.

[03:15:10] Appreciate it.

[03:15:11] Appreciate that.

[03:15:12] Appreciate that.

[03:15:13] Appreciate that.

[03:15:14] Alright, see you.

[03:15:15] Bye, tight.

[03:15:16] Peace, man.

[03:15:17] Bye.

[03:15:18] See ya.

[03:15:19] Can I take this?

[03:15:20] No, hell no.

[03:15:21] Oh, can I put it on, dude?

[03:15:22] Okay.

[03:15:23] Peace.

[03:15:24] Peace.

[03:15:25] Nice.

[03:15:26] It's on Google Maps.

[03:15:27] If you want to click the bottom right, bottom left, I mean.

[03:15:36] Ah, they'll be a lot with that.

[03:15:40] Like, why do you think you're trying to hop in the back?

[03:15:45] Sure.

[03:15:46] Sorry, T.

[03:15:47] No worries.

[03:15:48] Yeah, we got the blue check going, Jack.

[03:15:53] Mmm.

[03:15:54] Ooh.

[03:15:55] Oh, letty seat's still warm, this is awesome.

[03:16:10] Wow, Mayback Monday.

[03:16:15] Mayback Monday.

[03:16:16] Welcome here.

[03:16:17] How you guys doing?

[03:16:18] Shall we talk about my accomplishments?

[03:16:20] Hey, sure, bro.

[03:16:22] It's on, um...

[03:16:24] The buggy one?

[03:16:25] Disappointed.

[03:16:26] Talk to me.

[03:16:26] What do you mean?

[03:16:27] Disappointed.

[03:16:27] Bro, I...

[03:16:29] Wait, hold on.

[03:16:29] Wait, we gotta wait.

[03:16:30] We can't have a conversation unless...

[03:16:31] Because his blur is very proud.

[03:16:32] It's kinda like...

[03:16:33] Ah!

[03:16:34] Ah!

[03:16:34] It is!

[03:16:36] Yo, it's a bug, bro!

[03:16:38] It's like Japanese porn, bro.

[03:16:39] Ah, nid-ash!

[03:16:40] Holy shit!

[03:16:41] I watch this stuff all the time.

[03:16:42] What?

[03:16:44] A bug, bro!

[03:16:46] Bro, come on, let's actually grab a sex.

[03:16:48] No, man!

[03:16:49] I have a bug thing, bro.

[03:16:50] Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.

[03:16:53] Oh god.

[03:16:54] Do you know what I'm doing?

[03:16:56] Do you know what I'm doing?

[03:16:58] Oh, we're good.

[03:17:00] We're not going to play it, bro.

[03:17:02] Yeah, we're good. Come on, bro.

[03:17:04] Oh my god, bro.

[03:17:06] Brody.

[03:17:08] That's really crazy.

[03:17:10] Yeah, we just made a porno on a Mayday.

[03:17:12] Oh, nice. We're back.

[03:17:14] Oh, man, bro. What do you think, bro? Come on, bro.

[03:17:16] I did as many clothes for a rea-

[03:17:18] For about it was one point game your liar. I'll lie liar

[03:17:23] Okay, so Ludwig's cold game plan. He was whispering to me

[03:17:26] He was like I'm just gonna keep shooting because he he don't keep missing

[03:17:29] So he's just gonna keep shooting eventually he would get enough points to beat you that was his old game plan your defense

[03:17:36] Got better at the end

[03:17:37] But your offense, bro. You were just chucking. Yo, are you too cool for a fucking seatbelt buddy? Oh, sorry

[03:17:42] I forgot

[03:17:44] Let me tell you something, man, when I saw him get to six, that's why I locked in, bro.

[03:17:48] You did?

[03:17:48] That's what I do, bro, because...

[03:17:50] But I wanted to get close. If I fully try how to hold on, I'm playing a D, start to finish.

[03:17:54] He's not in a scorching point of view.

[03:17:56] Then it's gonna be embarrassing.

[03:17:56] Oh, the captain on Twitter is gonna be Jason Wing brutally fucking destroys Old Man on a basketball court.

[03:18:02] I don't want that shit, dude.

[03:18:04] Okay?

[03:18:04] I don't want that.

[03:18:05] So why were you raging halfway through if you...

[03:18:09] Ever heard of Fake Mad, bro?

[03:18:10] Oh, you were Fake Mad?

[03:18:11] Ever heard of Fake Mad equals funny?

[03:18:13] Fake Mad does equal funny, bro.

[03:18:14] I guess I never thought of it like that. You seem like actually tight

[03:18:22] Those good shots at the end yeah great shot to win it all bro. You got a little or a moment

[03:18:27] I didn't want to say anything about artists. I've already see it. I got the day, bro

[03:18:30] I'm not gonna lie. I didn't want to say anything but I have already seen some edits in progress

[03:18:35] I've seen some things in progress. I see that going viral bro. I don't know. Oh my god

[03:18:41] Oh, they might go the bye-bye into a Kenny chow at it bro, cuz I think he's done that celly before

[03:18:54] Bro, that'd be awesome

[03:18:57] This is not like yo, bro. My change my title. Oh, come on, bro. I can fill up the shoes

[03:19:04] You did

[03:19:08] Messy and dirty

[03:19:11] Well, you got nothing off that.

[03:19:15] Why'd you do that?

[03:19:16] Is that for sexual appeal?

[03:19:18] Bro, I'm pretty stinky.

[03:19:21] Okay, bro.

[03:19:23] I just want to let you know I'm pretty stinky, just in case you smell something.

[03:19:28] No, I'm not.

[03:19:29] I don't think so.

[03:19:30] I just got a sweater.

[03:19:31] I got a sweater.

[03:19:32] I live for two seconds, and why is my way black now?

[03:19:35] Nice.

[03:19:36] This is YBG.

[03:19:37] You know YBG.

[03:19:38] Hey, guys.

[03:19:39] I'm behind the camera most of the time, this pretty face.

[03:19:43] Some people call it a crime to put this pretty face behind the camera.

[03:19:47] Some people call it a crime.

[03:19:50] How was the Odyssey, dude?

[03:19:51] Oh, it was awesome, bro.

[03:19:52] If I had to be one person in the Odyssey, I'd be Agnamemnon.

[03:19:55] And you would be this...

[03:19:56] Agnamemnon?

[03:19:57] Agnamemnon, bro.

[03:19:58] Agnamemnon.

[03:19:59] You've seen that order edits on Tiktok?

[03:20:00] No, I haven't seen any Odyssey edits at all.

[03:20:02] Have you?

[03:20:03] Bro, I'm not lying.

[03:20:04] Bro, you remind me of one character so badly, bro.

[03:20:07] It's the dude in the cave, right?

[03:20:08] He has only sheep and basically he has one eyeball on his forehead. He's a big cyclops

[03:20:13] He was

[03:20:19] You'd be the what you would be the odyssey I'd be the odyssey. No way

[03:20:25] Bro, that'd be awesome if you were the odyssey his name's Odysseus

[03:20:30] God

[03:20:32] But he was awesome and you would not be

[03:20:35] That draft Travis Scott was in the movie.

[03:20:38] He was?

[03:20:39] Oh, fucking Travis Scott was in there.

[03:20:40] Oh, he was a bard.

[03:20:42] These bards are the ones who sung songs of the heroes.

[03:20:45] And so it makes sense, he got a real artist like Travis Scott to sing songs.

[03:20:50] I'm going to watch Spider-Man, man.

[03:20:52] Oh, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, you think I'm scorpion?

[03:20:57] That's from the trailer.

[03:20:58] Yeah, I know, I know, bro.

[03:20:59] You know the hooks in that?

[03:21:02] Um, yeah, oh yeah, I saw that.

[03:21:04] You know Jean Grey's in it, right?

[03:21:05] Jean Grey?

[03:21:06] Yeah.

[03:21:07] I don't know Jean Grey.

[03:21:08] She's an X-Men.

[03:21:09] Oh Jean Grey, bro!

[03:21:10] She had a helmet?

[03:21:12] Yeah, the one with the helmet.

[03:21:14] Yeah, Magneto.

[03:21:15] Get that one.

[03:21:15] No, no, no, Magneto.

[03:21:16] Magneto's the one in the wheelchair.

[03:21:18] Nope, that's Professor Xavier.

[03:21:19] But you're getting kind of closer, I guess.

[03:21:23] Fuck, bro!

[03:21:25] I have a horrible memory, bro.

[03:21:26] I know the characters.

[03:21:27] I think that's called getting Carl in the LARP.

[03:21:29] No, bro.

[03:21:29] Hell no.

[03:21:30] Bro, I've been watching Marvel on DC all my life, bro!

[03:21:32] Who's your favorite Marvel and DC characters respectively?

[03:21:36] Batman, Batman.

[03:21:38] Wow, bro.

[03:21:39] Holy, it's getting hot in here with your takes, bro.

[03:21:42] Holy jeez, bro.

[03:21:44] My bad.

[03:21:45] I don't want to be different.

[03:21:46] My bad, bro.

[03:21:47] Do you like anything niche?

[03:21:48] Okay, the niche characters I like from Marvel is probably Daredevil.

[03:21:52] Whoa.

[03:21:53] I haven't heard much about him.

[03:21:55] Exactly, bro.

[03:21:56] Wow.

[03:21:57] You see, you see the Riddler.

[03:22:03] You are literally the biggest, larking piece of shit I've ever met in my fucking life.

[03:22:08] You're not like the Riddler.

[03:22:10] I like the Riddler, bro!

[03:22:12] I'm not like the Riddler!

[03:22:13] He's not niche, and you don't like him.

[03:22:15] I like, I like, uh, fuck, what's his name, um, dead, not dead, but fucking deadzone.

[03:22:22] Deadzone?

[03:22:23] You know about deadzone?

[03:22:24] No, I don't play with him.

[03:22:25] What?

[03:22:26] He's not the dead zone. Oh, no, no, I like the Red Hood.

[03:22:31] Who's the Red Hood? What's his name? Robin. What's his name?

[03:22:35] Jason Todd.

[03:22:36] How do you even know that?

[03:22:38] Bro, because I literally watched when Batman held Jason Todd in his arms after fucking the Joker

[03:22:45] tortured him and killed him.

[03:22:46] And where did you see that on the TikTok? Oh, you saw the TikToks where they read out the comic books?

[03:22:50] No, you've returned it, bro. I watched it.

[03:22:53] What do you mean watched it? Where did you watch it?

[03:22:56] Watch I've watched it on YouTube. I watch the whole episode. Oh under the red hood the animated movie

[03:23:03] Oh, I love those animated movies. So who's your favorite Robin?

[03:23:08] Just thought kind of look like Robin

[03:23:12] Bro from the Asian. I get a lot of Nightwink

[03:23:19] Because they were supposed to be cool and awesome and the back flips and stuff I look like Nightwing

[03:23:26] I'd say you look more like Shang-Chi

[03:23:29] With the ten rings and all that

[03:23:31] I'm actually friends with the actor

[03:23:37] Well, we hooked you want me to give you a round of applause or something for being friends with the actor

[03:23:45] Pretty cool

[03:23:46] That's where friends are. Oh, you should be in the next movie like Aquafina. You'd like what is he talking about?

[03:23:52] That Aquafina was a drink

[03:23:56] Yeah, yeah, something like that speaking of Jeremy Lin

[03:24:02] I'm gonna be hoping that I've been again

[03:24:06] What event?

[03:24:11] Jeremy Lin versus Shang-Chi

[03:24:14] So Jeremy Lin fought Shang-Chi, so which movie was that in?

[03:24:20] Oh, are you gonna play against him?

[03:24:22] Uh, I'm gonna play part of that Jermy Lister.

[03:24:25] Oh, are you gonna sell him and he's gonna, like, call you trash and, like, get rid of you?

[03:24:28] Um, no, bro. Jermy me and Jermy Lister boys, I can do that face-to-face with him right now.

[03:24:32] Face-to-face with him?

[03:24:33] No, I don't want to. We're trying busy. We're always busy.

[03:24:34] Bro, that's a lovely set about Luca, bruh. I think it's the LARP fan.

[03:24:38] No, bro, but then he is, bruh. Like, you don't want to bother people.

[03:24:41] You scared they're gonna delete your number?

[03:24:43] Yeah.

[03:24:43] Uh, tell him I'm gonna delete my number, bruh. I don't even know if he remembers me.

[03:24:46] That's scary.

[03:24:50] I know c.mooloo, bro. You had a nasty clip on there, bro. I don't know you saw I crossed the fuck out of Jeremy

[03:24:58] Really? What's the point of having someone's contact? You're never gonna contact them?

[03:25:12] Brother, brother, um...

[03:25:14] Contact them when you need them.

[03:25:16] No, it's just like...

[03:25:18] If someone had my content and just really started calling me every day on some more GXD shit,

[03:25:22] like I would just get like a little bit frustrated, you know what I mean?

[03:25:26] You'd be like, no, like...

[03:25:28] You never check on him and that's how he's doing?

[03:25:30] Tell my no one.

[03:25:31] No, sure, Miller.

[03:25:32] Um...

[03:25:33] No one's not fat anymore.

[03:25:34] Honestly, I'm gonna text him right now, bro.

[03:25:36] Text him, bro, just check in on him.

[03:25:37] What should I say?

[03:25:38] Because recently I've noticed you only kind of text people when you need them.

[03:25:41] stop okay you're right I'm sorry that's not true he checks in on me all the

[03:25:47] time come on bro mid-work he'll check on me we have a lot of

[03:25:51] conversations I'm sure we have all strict conversations we do all that stuff

[03:25:55] oh my god bro retweet they're retweeting the nice things over so oh my god

[03:26:00] bro between the nice things my feet looks like a devious turtle it's just

[03:26:06] you put that in chat to me too.

[03:26:08] Let me be like, yo, Jeremy, fuck Jeremy.

[03:26:14] Hope you've been well, bro.

[03:26:17] You said hope you've been, bro.

[03:26:19] Hope you've been well, bro.

[03:26:22] Miss you.

[03:26:24] Miss you.

[03:26:26] And he'll be like, bro, yeah, we'll do something.

[03:26:29] Oh, that's cute.

[03:26:30] You should check in on a lot of people.

[03:26:32] I actually do.

[03:26:34] I actually do.

[03:26:35] You do?

[03:26:35] You keep in touch with like old friends?

[03:26:37] No, I left all my day ones.

[03:26:38] Oh, obviously.

[03:26:40] But I'm being honest, bro, all my day ones left me.

[03:26:44] That's why I didn't stay in contact with them because like, bro...

[03:26:47] Sometimes, bro, after middle school, I don't talk to any of my middle school friends in high school.

[03:26:51] After high school, I don't talk to any of my high school's friends after high school.

[03:26:55] But at college, nobody gets to meet up with them.

[03:26:58] Really?

[03:26:59] What if they're scared to hit you up because you're so famous and popular now?

[03:27:02] but even before, bro, before I was Jason the lean.

[03:27:06] Really?

[03:27:07] And you were just a little Jason?

[03:27:08] When I was just Jason, time went.

[03:27:10] I mean, did he yell?

[03:27:11] No, no, no, even before that, bro.

[03:27:13] Like middle school, I left middle school.

[03:27:16] I got bullied in middle school.

[03:27:17] Really?

[03:27:18] For what?

[03:27:19] What did they make fun of you for?

[03:27:20] I was always the kaboos because I was the shortest

[03:27:22] and the smallest.

[03:27:24] Even the girls would pick up me on the phone.

[03:27:25] I got videos in my phone of girls picking on me, bro.

[03:27:30] Really?

[03:27:30] Yeah.

[03:27:31] But was it like bully risk picking on you like you had a shot?

[03:27:33] No, I remember getting fucking hit, like I would get pushed like this.

[03:27:37] And it was just laugh, I don't laugh with them.

[03:27:39] But then looking back at like low-key, low-key I was getting bully, man.

[03:27:44] Wow. So you were those kind of guys that was like, you would just laugh with it and just take it.

[03:27:48] Yeah, yeah, I'd be like, ah, ha, ha, ha, bro, and low-key still to this day, like.

[03:27:52] You still do that a little bit.

[03:27:53] Yeah, I still do that, like people like low-key like, like treat me as the butt of the joke.

[03:27:59] And that's why sometimes I like, okay, but I go content mode and then I just get mad, bro.

[03:28:05] Because he's all that built up rage and rage from when I got bullied as a kid, but now I'm gonna put that on other people, but that's not good for us to talk about.

[03:28:14] I hate that. I hate whenever someone make fun of me and I just stay silent because I don't want to start anything.

[03:28:21] At least he's sad. That's what happens when I read meme chats in the chat.

[03:28:23] When I see people calling me ugly, I'm like, I could reply to them, but I shouldn't let them make fun of me.

[03:28:29] You were more than a jester. Thank you for having me, genuinely.

[03:28:34] That's true.

[03:28:35] I appreciate that shit, dude.

[03:28:37] Oh, I thought they would actually be nice to me after I said all that, but they're still calling me ugly.

[03:28:44] I mean, Barry, you need a haircut, for sure.

[03:28:46] Um, yeah, I mean, we don't really do haircuts, though.

[03:28:49] I thought I'm done.

[03:28:50] Haircuts are just like...

[03:28:51] But I feel like you would be good if I should look for tape for...

[03:28:54] Yeah, but then it's like, who am I really getting ready for, you know?

[03:28:57] just present just like for yourself yeah but I'm content with myself so

[03:29:07] goomba fuck you buddy for Mira oh good chat reach there thanks be a

[03:29:18] contact with her yeah that's yeah the fuck

[03:29:23] why I'm gonna go to Canada I'm gonna Canada I'm gonna tell you like what you

[03:29:28] started working with me well I'm gonna need one day off you don't have a

[03:29:33] social life I'm gonna need one day off and I'm gonna go see mirror on that

[03:29:38] one day actually you know what yeah yeah just let me know when it is September

[03:29:43] I already locked it

[03:29:45] Why do you have the date?

[03:29:47] I invited me to Canada for a concert

[03:29:49] What concert?

[03:29:51] Malcolm Todd

[03:29:53] Malcolm Todd

[03:29:55] Malcolm Todd

[03:29:57] I don't know any Malcolm Todd songs

[03:29:59] I don't know any Malcolm Todd songs

[03:30:01] You don't know any Malcolm Todd songs?

[03:30:03] No

[03:30:05] 8 tick every 10 man

[03:30:07] Damn Barron

[03:30:09] He's kind of cool I guess

[03:30:11] I fucked with my man.

[03:30:13] Holy yourself, man.

[03:30:15] Is there anyone you haven't met?

[03:30:17] I coached that man.

[03:30:19] What's somebody really want to meet that you haven't met?

[03:30:25] Oh, that's our YLB party!

[03:30:28] Yeah, yeah, we had a great decision.

[03:30:30] Bro, it's my first dive into high society.

[03:30:33] High society? Oh, what's it like?

[03:30:35] Oh, this one, your third day on a drive.

[03:30:37] Third day? Of course, YLB.

[03:30:39] to the course you just did to just revive us. That was willing to work. Hey thank you man seriously man.

[03:30:45] But yeah, it's your third day right? Oh well third day yeah yeah, third actual day.

[03:30:50] Like how you been enjoying it man? Like be honest bro, like anything out of your world?

[03:30:53] Been having a great time bro, been laughing a whole bunch, smiling.

[03:30:57] Letty was super funny today. It's awesome. That's a great honor over there.

[03:31:02] And so Lutty was asking me, he was like,

[03:31:04] so would you rather be like the thousandth biggest streamer

[03:31:10] or a cameraman for the biggest streamer ever?

[03:31:13] Great question.

[03:31:14] That's a good-ass question.

[03:31:15] And my answer was, I wouldn't cameraman for anyone but Jason.

[03:31:19] That's true.

[03:31:20] Good-ass.

[03:31:20] Yes.

[03:31:21] Only because you asked me.

[03:31:22] That's only because of what?

[03:31:24] Damn, bro.

[03:31:26] But then he asked if ISO speed would give me $100,000

[03:31:28] for two weeks, I said yes.

[03:31:30] I mean, anyone with a brain would take that, all of it has punky to take that, you know what I'm saying?

[03:31:34] If you didn't take that, it would be like, I look at you crazy, but then you'd have to come back, bro.

[03:31:39] Well, he said every two weeks, I should be the one to hit me up for $100,000, so I would be like, yeah, I'm not abandoning Jason at that point, so...

[03:31:46] Alright.

[03:31:47] Yeah.

[03:31:48] Okay.

[03:31:49] Um...

[03:31:50] So what about the rest of the guests?

[03:31:52] What do you mean?

[03:31:53] How you gonna balance it, bro?

[03:31:54] Don't fling it.

[03:31:55] Herkey did it.

[03:31:56] Herkey did do it.

[03:31:57] Herkey did do it.

[03:31:58] Herkey did do it.

[03:31:59] There's always a way guys. There's no such thing as absolutes.

[03:32:03] The thing in this world is ever set in stone.

[03:32:06] People who think it absolutes is such a bad way of living.

[03:32:13] How's it like to put a little into the courthouse, driving cool cars with a stick on a motorbike,

[03:32:22] I'll give up Marlon

[03:32:25] Trick shot him with a dad

[03:32:32] Think of some racist stuff to say

[03:32:36] Resin, there's a magician to wait

[03:32:39] I feel like all three of those things don't really like that's not your

[03:32:53] I would more say Risen but Jason the lean would be that one thing that sticks to you

[03:33:00] like I'd say yeah boxing but I don't look at you I'm like boxing I don't be like

[03:33:04] Oh, you survived on an island.

[03:33:06] I was like, this nigga was on Valorant Risen.

[03:33:08] I could tell by looking at you. One look.

[03:33:10] One fucking look, I could tell, bro.

[03:33:12] You know what I could tell when I look at you?

[03:33:14] Good. Say I steal Rob. Go ahead.

[03:33:16] Nothing. Don't worry about it.

[03:33:18] Anyways, and then smoking was still a key, bro.

[03:33:20] Oh, smoking, grabbing was like eating a lacy.

[03:33:22] Eating a lacy, bro.

[03:33:24] That is the life.

[03:33:26] It's just the life.

[03:33:28] The life, man. You know what I am?

[03:33:30] Sometimes I get a little anxious, but when I come here and then we all we do everything

[03:33:38] It's just it's just it's just nice

[03:33:40] That's great. You're amazing. Bro, I gifted this many subs and still no shadow of great days

[03:33:48] Go fuck yourself, buddy. Keep gifting.

[03:33:50] Is that how we react to them now?

[03:33:53] Yes, bro. I'm not gonna come up anymore. I don't need to thank subs, bro.

[03:33:57] Oh, I'm just kidding. Please don't look at me out of context. I appreciate every single don't know every single step

[03:34:02] Oh my yeah, but I can't I did ask kids a joke anymore. I

[03:34:06] Can't say jokes anymore. I'm thinking of my new Twitter captions. I want a plug page

[03:34:12] Yeah

[03:34:14] Get it out get it out

[03:34:16] I'll find a way, bro.

[03:34:18] Staying on the right.

[03:34:20] Yeah, that's what I was thinking of, actually.

[03:34:22] What do you want to see on enemies' boxes?

[03:34:24] Wait.

[03:34:26] Didn't you say you want to fight, but now you can't fight, bro?

[03:34:28] Yeah, nah, I didn't want to fight anyways.

[03:34:30] So why the fuck would you lie to me and say you want to fight, bro?

[03:34:32] Because I was lying, because I wanted to sound like orphal and cool, like I could have not from a busy...obviously.

[03:34:38] So...

[03:34:40] I don't like that, bro.

[03:34:42] I just don't want to maybe get punched, like that sounds like it hurts.

[03:34:46] But Summoner Fai- You see a Joimei, she has, she has, she has passion.

[03:34:51] Joimei, she has true passion for fighting.

[03:34:55] That ass?

[03:34:55] True passion.

[03:34:56] Tsukimelo too, she was smiling when she got hate.

[03:35:00] I'm trying to get Tsukimelo versus Daiena Lin.

[03:35:02] That is a good fight.

[03:35:04] Let's go fight.

[03:35:04] That is a good fight.

[03:35:06] I think Tsukimelo actually won that.

[03:35:08] Cause Tsukimelo just be like, just wailing.

[03:35:12] Tsukimelo versus Daiena Lin.

[03:35:13] I don't know

[03:35:21] Maybe that's the first fight

[03:35:25] I'm up in the budget

[03:35:29] This time around bro it's gonna be good

[03:35:31] It's gonna be good, I hope so

[03:35:35] Cut out the venue, maybe use the same one

[03:35:39] I think I might save it for when I fight

[03:35:43] recent top of the venue I'm not a lot of you but who would you even fight next

[03:35:48] time I find Asia Jeff she was beautiful she was amazing you gotta fight

[03:35:58] someone I'm gonna be honest bro I could get ass fight anyone I feel like cuz

[03:36:02] people just want to see me either win or most of the time you want to see me get

[03:36:08] to beat the fuck up but I want to go it'll get it'll get eyes either way I

[03:36:12] I want to see you get beat up, or you make it out you win, bro.

[03:36:16] I want to see you have to slug for a win here, bro.

[03:36:19] That's what I want to see.

[03:36:21] So it needs to be really even.

[03:36:22] Yeah.

[03:36:29] On some rocky shit?

[03:36:30] Oh, that's exactly.

[03:36:32] Bro, when I fought Asian Jeff and I slipped, my heart dropped.

[03:36:37] Bro, oh my God, no.

[03:36:39] I was literally in that crowd and I was cheering I was chanting and I everyone stopped and we all looked at each other

[03:36:45] Bro in that Shab I did as they sleep

[03:36:50] Fucking asshole

[03:36:58] Are they putting slips in quotations

[03:37:02] You are getting TKO next bike

[03:37:05] Go the distance bro, and then lose my decision and it will all be like the fuck will all be on your back

[03:37:12] Well, what that's happened?

[03:37:20] You're too emotional unfortunately

[03:37:22] By there, I train for two months

[03:37:24] Talk about how I'm an emotional fight and run on box

[03:37:27] I guess what?

[03:37:31] I might have become a complete boxer

[03:37:33] Next year, I'm going to secretly start training soon, and I'm going to come out a different

[03:37:41] fucking breed.

[03:37:42] But what if you come out, not the same person?

[03:37:46] What if you lose that light in your eye, Jason?

[03:37:49] What are you talking about?

[03:37:50] What if boxing just, you know, what if you become a blood-less demean?

[03:37:54] Then that's the path I go down, bro.

[03:37:57] No, Jason, I don't want you to.

[03:37:59] I know.

[03:38:03] I might go down to boxing. I might become a boxer full-time.

[03:38:06] I'll become a boxer for the first few months inside.

[03:38:09] I'll become a full-time boxer, bro. I know.

[03:38:11] We're all set lettering us.

[03:38:13] Stick to what you're good at, bro.

[03:38:15] You know what I mean? I mean, boxing, you can pick up, bro.

[03:38:18] It's not like football.

[03:38:20] What do you need to be born into it?

[03:38:22] Flashing it? Bro.

[03:38:24] I did it in some shadow boxing myself in the mirror.

[03:38:27] And today, because I was prepping for tomorrow.

[03:38:30] And I feel like it'd be anybody up there.

[03:38:33] Anybody?

[03:38:34] Anybody.

[03:38:34] Tomorrow, I'd be surprised if Brian Garcia gives me a black eye.

[03:38:39] You'll be surprised if Brian Garcia holds a championship belt currently, doesn't he?

[03:38:49] Yeah, he does.

[03:38:50] You'll be surprised.

[03:38:51] I'm not going to lie to him or his sister.

[03:38:53] It was like, oh, you was talking about that shit.

[03:38:55] He's going to go fool 100% tomorrow.

[03:38:57] No, she didn't.

[03:38:58] I woke me up.

[03:38:59] And then I was like, bro, please, please, just box me like Ray, like how do you box the Ray?

[03:39:04] And I was like, and then she was like, oh my bad, try again now, don't be a pussy.

[03:39:10] And then I was like, yeah, and then I was like, fuck you and Ryan Garcia.

[03:39:16] You didn't say that.

[03:39:17] Yeah, I said that shit.

[03:39:18] I said, I said, Ted Toes.

[03:39:20] I was like, well, beat the fuck out of, out of, out of, out of Ryan Garcia.

[03:39:24] No, no, no.

[03:39:25] What?

[03:39:26] It's just kind of sad.

[03:39:27] No, no, no.

[03:39:28] I said, I said, I'm a, I'm a bro, Ryan, because she gave me Ryan's phone and he's like, yo, uh, yo, I'ma fuck you up tomorrow, bro.

[03:39:36] And then what'd he say?

[03:39:37] And he's like, and then he's like, he look, he scoffed at me, and then I hung up the phone.

[03:39:48] Really?

[03:39:49] But I hung up the phone on him.

[03:39:50] Okay, so call him back and say you're sorry, because what if he kills you?

[03:39:55] You ever thought about that? What if the nigga just like punches your head off his shoulders, bro?

[03:39:59] And I gotta go pick up your head and like just try to revive you or something. I don't want to have to do that, bro. I

[03:40:05] Don't want to have to do a transportation circle for you, bro

[03:40:11] Hey listen here

[03:40:13] We will be okay. Are you sure? I have been through worse

[03:40:18] Physically? Physically? No, I find PSI

[03:40:22] KSI did beat the shit out of you, but he beat the shit out of you like in a very controlled sense

[03:40:27] Like you never really know what that nigga Ryan Garcia, bro

[03:40:32] I really know bro, and also he also does have a championship belt as well

[03:40:43] Well KSI and Deji are different than Ryan Garcia

[03:40:47] Floyd Mayweather, bro

[03:40:50] Well for an exhibition match

[03:40:52] Where Floyd- and Floyd Miller is not really known for going the hardest, is he?

[03:40:59] I'm just saying, bro, if you get a left hook to the body, bro, and you start coughing up blood,

[03:41:05] I'll inherit your shrinkage.

[03:41:08] I'm gonna go to bed.

[03:41:11] Alright, I'll inherit your shrinkage.

[03:41:13] Okay.

[03:41:17] Do you have the bubbles on your chin, or not?

[03:41:19] No. Is that new?

[03:41:21] One broken poor and ugly so they put it get something like that to me

[03:41:29] Why there's so many bubbles I don't like it. It's my motion sickness

[03:41:34] Like you know like when the car goes like when I'm on my phone the bubbles and what is that supposed to be doing for you?

[03:41:39] Basically helps with my eyes

[03:41:41] Like look I got bubbles check

[03:41:43] It moves when I move and when the car moves the bubbles move to

[03:41:47] So then I can't get this I don't get a headache. I actually get a headache when I read it like in the car

[03:41:53] Exactly bro, but because I have the bubbles

[03:41:58] 22 yeah, I mean you're kind of wrong

[03:42:01] Autistic because I'm using the bubble one method. I don't know if that's a method of pretty sure. It's just like aesthetic

[03:42:08] Just put the phone down now, bro. How much was the school wall in the phone?

[03:42:12] Yeah, well I'm in the back back of me back honestly bro. We should go back to flip phones

[03:42:19] How about

[03:42:27] So what happened of the Balenciaga

[03:42:30] But jacket. Yeah, it's too hot. What about this?

[03:42:34] The jeans. Yeah, too hot as well

[03:42:39] Golden hour

[03:42:41] You see my shit or no, it's holding over. Are you blowing? I'm not blowing. I don't have any son

[03:42:46] You know 60 60 get the bars over his eyes. No, no, no, no one to know

[03:42:56] 60 do it 60

[03:43:04] We can't see

[03:43:07] You know 60 do your fucking job, maybe

[03:43:11] Oh

[03:43:13] No, they didn't do it. No, they're spending a lot of miles and mark, but it's not on the

[03:43:17] It's not there

[03:43:21] It's coming it's delayed when I'm gonna see it we're gonna see it very soon out there

[03:43:27] It's coming

[03:43:30] Looks awesome. Yeah, it's like a mug buddy. That looks so awesome. Yeah, but yeah, what an awesome bit

[03:43:35] That's a two and a half minutes to get done

[03:43:41] Speaking of Mogbro, remember that one time we went, in a mall, and got chased by that

[03:43:47] one kid with Gwapo.

[03:43:48] I do love that, bro.

[03:43:49] And we were just playing the fucking Mog music, running around everywhere.

[03:43:53] Now Gwapo's cuffed up with Saaba, doing 24 hours with her, and a lot of changes.

[03:44:00] Calling her mommy, and she liked that.

[03:44:02] I think it was fucking with an old girl.

[03:44:05] Yeah, and a hope with old girl.

[03:44:07] Old girl, bro.

[03:44:08] Now an old girl is still around, bro.

[03:44:09] I don't know.

[03:44:10] will grow in her heart broken

[03:44:16] what he fucked up now he didn't oh yeah yeah yeah I mean I did okay I mean I

[03:44:24] mean I don't know it depends on who you ask

[03:44:33] that shit really does stand for huge and defense force though I really don't

[03:44:36] I don't know why they changed it up to try and make something else.

[03:44:42] I just wanted to bring up that little tidbit.

[03:44:45] Dunno if you seem a little shaken up by the...

[03:44:50] Mira.

[03:44:51] Oh.

[03:44:52] Oh, Mira.

[03:44:53] Well, where does that fit into this conversation?

[03:44:56] Just felt like Santa.

[03:44:59] Seems like...

[03:45:00] Mira it is.

[03:45:01] Mira.

[03:45:02] On the wall.

[03:45:03] your it is here on the wall hello is the car right oh we only got 30 more minutes

[03:45:08] yeah only oh yeah only 30 oh we're a peak driving uh traffic time chat so uh let's get

[03:45:13] the w driving segment it's been a while bro you know i could have ended but you know

[03:45:18] resident evil resident evil gotta play resident evil of course bro

[03:45:26] w fucking driving segment let's fucking go man

[03:45:28] No, I don't like that.

[03:45:38] Jeff gave you a speech impediment.

[03:45:40] This is not true.

[03:45:41] What happened, Jeff, bro?

[03:45:42] I already got a girlfriend now.

[03:45:44] Does he?

[03:45:45] Everyone has a girlfriend but me.

[03:45:48] Everyone.

[03:45:49] Oh, God.

[03:45:50] Oh God.

[03:45:57] What's up?

[03:46:02] There's a lot of clueless moments today huh?

[03:46:07] Today was a great day.

[03:46:09] A lot of clueless moments huh?

[03:46:11] Like what?

[03:46:12] Just look at that shit, look at that shit, it's like it's open Twitter.

[03:46:16] What?

[03:46:17] What did you see?

[03:46:18] I feel left out.

[03:46:19] about it.

[03:46:20] So let me think, oh I know what you're talking about, oh I know what you're talking about,

[03:46:26] I know what you're talking about.

[03:46:27] Yeah, yeah.

[03:46:28] That was funny because I laughed.

[03:46:29] Yeah, you laughed?

[03:46:30] I chuckled a little bit on the camera, yeah.

[03:46:32] You did?

[03:46:33] Yeah, I did.

[03:46:34] You know how you've been a little chuckle-fucked behind the camera a lot of the times?

[03:46:36] Well, sometimes things are funny, and so I laugh a little bit, I'm sorry about that.

[03:46:46] See, something is in the tower laughing right now that don't even know what they're talking about.

[03:46:50] So really, what is LARPing?

[03:46:52] Hmm...

[03:46:54] Hmm...

[03:46:56] Hmm...

[03:46:58] Hmm...

[03:47:00] Hmm...

[03:47:02] He's going through Twitter, by the way.

[03:47:04] I feel like he's not reading your chats.

[03:47:06] He's going through Twitter...

[03:47:08] From Barca's house, he lashes out on Yugi for claiming he was Silver and ballerina

[03:47:13] Wally won wager despite peeking at a mortal ring.

[03:47:16] Wow.

[03:47:17] The loser was forced to do a dare chosen by the winner.

[03:47:20] Oh, let's hear this clip.

[03:47:22] Got to use the Mayback real quick.

[03:47:28] I'm a man of my word, and I will fucking do some ass and whip the bunksuit whatever fucking hell sure. I lost, but stop with this fucking hustle ass bullshit.

[03:47:58] You're saying, yo fuck, you piece immortal, bro.

[03:48:02] And you lied and you said you peaked silver.

[03:48:04] You did.

[03:48:05] You lied.

[03:48:06] No, no, no.

[03:48:06] You said you peaked silver.

[03:48:07] You said you peaked silver.

[03:48:08] I didn't fucking said you peaked silver.

[03:48:10] You said that flat out.

[03:48:11] No, no, no, no.

[03:48:12] Oh, my god.

[03:48:13] I love you, bro.

[03:48:14] Why do you hate farming, Joe?

[03:48:17] I love you, bro.

[03:48:18] I'm not hate farming you, you piece.

[03:48:19] Yes, you did!

[03:48:20] I'm not hate farming.

[03:48:21] Joe, how am I hate farming you?

[03:48:22] You want me to explain or are you going to get one in the middle

[03:48:24] of my sentence?

[03:48:26] I'm not going to get one in the middle of your sentence.

[03:48:27] I'm not hate farming you.

[03:48:28] Ready?

[03:48:28] I hate you, bro.

[03:48:29] I'm gonna explain it to you.

[03:48:31] Joe, you managed to tie this to the Jinxie situation.

[03:48:36] You managed to tie it.

[03:48:37] I knew you were going to find out.

[03:48:39] Do I have a lot of different lines

[03:48:40] that I take accountability?

[03:48:41] Yes, but I didn't think-

[03:48:41] I did it one time.

[03:48:42] I don't know how.

[03:48:43] I don't know how.

[03:48:44] I don't know how.

[03:48:45] Brother, you have 15 Ks, you know?

[03:48:49] Want me to be honest or do you want me to be PR?

[03:48:52] It's content, beauty, beyond that.

[03:48:53] Bro, I'm not-

[03:48:54] They're hating on me!

[03:48:55] Bro, they're probably, bro!

[03:48:57] And I've been sitting there putting a smile on my face

[03:48:59] Because all I wanna do is provide

[03:49:01] Fucking enter

[03:49:02] Fucking

[03:49:03] Dang man

[03:49:04] Every time

[03:49:05] So don't tell me

[03:49:06] Don't tell me

[03:49:07] Okay, listen

[03:49:08] I'm great, baby

[03:49:09] I wanted you to get upset

[03:49:10] So we could both-

[03:49:11] I'm like, say that shit for Disney, bro

[03:49:13] Well, say that shit for like, Nick and Night are so shit, right?

[03:49:15] I like the tits

[03:49:16] You should, though

[03:49:18] Oh, yell at each other

[03:49:19] Yes

[03:49:20] But then you managed to connect them with the G situation

[03:49:22] I didn't think it was gonna be as serious

[03:49:24] Why?

[03:49:24] Because it's a brother v brother

[03:49:26] We're both guys just hatching at the good time!

[03:49:29] And you love us!

[03:49:32] You love us!

[03:49:33] On the line, why have a wager?

[03:49:35] Why have a wager?

[03:49:36] Joe, you're acting like a Twitter color!

[03:49:38] You're acting like a Twitter gold bulb!

[03:49:39] Joe, you have to put a main costume and play FNAF!

[03:49:43] Bro, it's the principle of the statement.

[03:49:45] If there's fucking five dollars on the line, I don't care if I fucking know you.

[03:49:48] Wow.

[03:49:49] Wow.

[03:49:50] Look into the comments right now.

[03:49:52] Um...

[03:49:53] Not gonna read out any of them actually. I'm gonna sit here and fence it and say I feel like both

[03:50:00] Yeah, do you send a lie to Joe like just

[03:50:04] Also think like you know

[03:50:06] You know like Joe didn't have to like scream at you give you like

[03:50:11] Like why the fuck you lie about your ring and you give a blade, but like why do you give you lie?

[03:50:15] Why did he lie why don't you even lie?

[03:50:18] Yeah, I'm saying

[03:50:20] Yeah, but they like it's just content. Well since W's for both sides, you know, I know why can't we just all be friends, bro?

[03:50:26] Laterally, I mean like bro. Like should we spread my negativity or positivity? That's what I'm saying

[03:50:31] I think it should be more positive right like bro. Can we get the hearts and advantages?

[03:50:35] Yeah, oh no, my heart needs to be healed. No, actually

[03:50:39] All this negativity has hurt me. Yeah. Yeah

[03:50:43] Some W's ought to be good

[03:50:45] Yeah, thank you guys

[03:50:47] Thank you so much guys because we got hurt in this process too because we know you keep we know Joe

[03:50:54] It's like bro. It's like

[03:50:58] There's no need to be clashing two communities together, it's like

[03:51:03] Where's he at right now? Is you be love?

[03:51:05] Now you're probably crying should we call him and like make them like we couldn't raise me. Yeah, we could make fun of

[03:51:17] I

[03:51:27] Bro, so what happened today, bro?

[03:51:30] Yes, uh, you okay? Okay, bro. You got yelled at pretty bad. Yeah

[03:51:35] That's not about getting yelled at bruh. It's okay. Been through this stuff in that done that why what happened?

[03:51:41] Well, you trying to rub it in or something?

[03:51:43] No, I'm not trying to rub it in. I'm just checking. I'm not checking up on you

[03:51:45] I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm really good. I'm not sad. I'm not mad. I don't care if the internet hates me.

[03:51:56] I don't give a fuck. I don't even say anything.

[03:52:00] The internet hates you, but you're not a victim, bro. You lied to Joseph, bro.

[03:52:05] What he said, doc.

[03:52:07] YBG, they caught you fucking in your fucking bed in James.

[03:52:11] That's not even start with you nigga. That's not start with you nigga.

[03:52:14] What's with that bro? What's that?

[03:52:15] I'm not even saying anything.

[03:52:16] You really didn't even crash in on me.

[03:52:18] Honestly like...

[03:52:19] I'm not crashing. I'm okay. You guys don't gotta act like I'm crazy.

[03:52:23] Because bro, I went and called you and we wanted to check up on you because we saw like

[03:52:27] a 20 like banger saying L U-G on Sprinter and like bro.

[03:52:32] You're fucking right bro. You're fucking right.

[03:52:35] And I wanted to check up on you. NAU Artisan yelling at me bro.

[03:52:38] No, no, no, no, Jimmy, but be patient!

[03:52:41] Be patient, brother, be patient, come on, bro, I've had a long day.

[03:52:44] You know what I mean?

[03:52:45] I've had a long day.

[03:52:46] Yeah, you're right.

[03:52:47] You had a long nose, too.

[03:52:48] Really?

[03:52:49] I got a long nose?

[03:52:50] You got a long nose?

[03:52:51] No.

[03:52:52] You got a...

[03:52:53] I don't know.

[03:52:54] Jay, what are y'all doing later, bro?

[03:52:55] What are y'all doing right now?

[03:52:56] Uh, bro, mad shit.

[03:52:57] Yeah, mad shit, bro.

[03:52:58] Don't even got time to tell you about it all, bro, if I'm being honest.

[03:52:59] Yeah, thanks.

[03:53:00] But...

[03:53:01] Mad shit, bro. Don't even got time to tell you about it all, bro. If I'm being honest

[03:53:08] But we all are like doing nothing in shit

[03:53:11] Don't try to read too much into the situation. Just take what we tell you at face value. Okay?

[03:53:18] You guys don't want to like do something or something or like

[03:53:26] Y'all are like good

[03:53:28] y'all don't like good it shit but y'all get off me

[03:53:31] shit we wait wait we're really good

[03:53:33] you saw this?

[03:53:34] okay

[03:53:35] alright

[03:53:36] just wanna make sure and shit

[03:53:38] alright um yeah bro

[03:53:41] hey I've been yelled by Joe before too bro

[03:53:44] it's not a good feeling is it?

[03:53:46] nah bro it's not a good feeling bro

[03:53:50] had a couple hard Rs in the DMs today

[03:53:53] oh man

[03:53:54] wow that ain't good

[03:53:56] But listen bro, I think of the baby, it's okay.

[03:54:00] Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything for Disney, bro.

[03:54:03] You can say it for Nick and Knight.

[03:54:05] Yo!

[03:54:08] Ah, here we go!

[03:54:11] There you go, there you go.

[03:54:13] Oh wow.

[03:54:14] But the thing is, you gotta set boundaries with stuff like that, okay?

[03:54:18] Bro, I understand that take, but the thing is, the most I could do is text,

[03:54:25] Text my my voice

[03:54:29] But you could also I guess it goes so mainstream to the fact that everybody fucking knows

[03:54:35] What am I bro before every fucking do I just text everybody's every shorty murder that is alive?

[03:54:45] That's true, bro, and I was just playing devil's advocate because I think honestly yes

[03:54:50] Yes.

[03:54:51] Yes.

[03:54:52] I don't think you should do that.

[03:54:53] It's not possible.

[03:54:54] Not only you.

[03:54:55] And bro, at this point, I'll be honest, like, I don't really care.

[03:54:57] Yeah, that's good.

[03:54:58] I don't really care, bro.

[03:54:59] That's good.

[03:55:00] That's what people say, like, oh, you farm on the field, you farm on the field, you

[03:55:02] get mad.

[03:55:03] I don't get mad, bro.

[03:55:04] I just want to remove myself from the situation.

[03:55:06] Like how you know, see, you saw Yu-Gi just now?

[03:55:08] Bro.

[03:55:09] You removed yourself from the situation.

[03:55:10] I just pressed the X button.

[03:55:11] You could have shot back, and that would have actually led to more violence, bro.

[03:55:14] Exactly, bro.

[03:55:15] Wow, you're ending the cycle of hatred?

[03:55:17] Oh, bro.

[03:55:18] That's noble of you.

[03:55:19] Thank you, bro. That's the same thing about like cyberbullying. You know what I mean?

[03:55:25] Turn off my phone. So you're saying cyberbullying doesn't exist?

[03:55:28] I didn't say that. It definitely exists. Bro, I've been cyberbullied. I've been bullied. And honestly, I'm also ugly, bro

[03:55:34] And honestly, like what am I good for?

[03:55:38] Is there a happy point to this story or is it just that you're no good and ugly?

[03:55:43] I've been called ugly, I've been called bad at everything that I do, I've been called

[03:55:51] gay, I've been called all types of things.

[03:55:56] It doesn't matter though.

[03:55:57] I'm true to myself.

[03:55:58] I would say it's ugly and bad at everything.

[03:56:03] Those are insults and being called gay is not an insult.

[03:56:06] Yeah, it is an insult.

[03:56:10] So I feel like...

[03:56:11] But people try to use it, but I use it as a...

[03:56:15] You know what? Thank you.

[03:56:16] There you go!

[03:56:17] Because one love.

[03:56:19] Oh, because you're a demon!

[03:56:23] They also call you alien, they call you chop boy, they call you that one nigga with the eye gap, they call you...

[03:56:35] What else is the baby called? The baby called you Kenny Chow, Jeremy Lin.

[03:56:37] Nobody calls me Kenny Chow.

[03:56:39] I've been calling you Kenny Chow all day.

[03:56:40] You have been calling me Kenny Chow, bruh.

[03:56:44] That shit's gonna catch on you guys.

[03:56:45] No, it's not.

[03:56:46] You have these exact players.

[03:56:47] No, I've not been like Kenny Chow.

[03:56:50] I get more, I get more fucking rice gum.

[03:56:54] I'm not fucking Kenny Chow, bruh.

[03:57:00] Jake Long.

[03:57:01] I'm getting Jake Long.

[03:57:03] It is what it is, bruh.

[03:57:05] I have a bunch of names on touch.

[03:57:07] I was gonna say it was on camera. Honestly, it's better to have the name than nothing.

[03:57:11] Ooh!

[03:57:12] But a man with no name has no shame in this game.

[03:57:24] I'm putting that on myself for now.

[03:57:28] Tom's Reveal in LA.

[03:57:30] It's... Oh my god, how many Joe Butter Lozie clips are there?

[03:57:34] Bro, he'd be yelling, bro.

[03:57:35] Oh my god, bruh.

[03:57:41] What's the place he asked because you said I'm bad at CS?

[03:57:43] Which in your head, you knew that your immortal one peak in your outright...

[03:57:47] He got boosted to immortals.

[03:57:49] I don't even know.

[03:57:51] He's good.

[03:57:53] But he got boosted to immortals, so don't count.

[03:57:55] What the shit?

[03:57:57] I'm saying it for Disney, bro.

[03:57:59] I'm saying it for Disney, bruh.

[03:58:01] Now you don't know it, bruh.

[03:58:05] I

[03:58:11] Crumbled revealed a flaming hot cheeto inspired cookie. Holy shit. We gotta eat that shit

[03:58:18] We gotta go my I literally just felt shit forming in my stomach after reading that bro

[03:58:25] Oh my god, we gotta try that we gotta try that

[03:58:27] I need that shit out bro. That sounds disgusting.

[03:58:31] Toxic waste. Holy ballish. We need that.

[03:58:36] Already had it since Engel beat you fat fuck.

[03:58:39] Engel, bro every week Engel tells me the new line up for the crumple cookies.

[03:58:44] Oh really? Yeah every week. Resident Evil cookie.

[03:58:47] No that's... Bro I was so excited to get on Resident Evil today.

[03:58:51] Bro you're actually gonna see so many things. Bro!

[03:58:54] You're gonna see the mold in that cup. You're gonna see Resident Evil food everywhere.

[03:58:57] Oh my god, not

[03:59:11] Bro, I hope you like it and love it and finish it

[03:59:18] Played out this out last last year

[03:59:27] Oh, I gotta add everybody in your chat.

[03:59:29] I'm gonna get everybody in here.

[03:59:33] He's playing one hour max.

[03:59:35] Oh my god.

[03:59:37] Killer says that on Yopka plant?

[03:59:39] No, Killer.

[03:59:40] It's about time you get a fucking band from my chat.

[03:59:42] No, it's about time.

[03:59:44] No, he's good.

[03:59:45] He looks like Roadhog from Overwatch.

[03:59:48] Really, it's like, does it really affect me much, does it?

[03:59:52] Oh, yeah, that's good.

[03:59:53] As long as it doesn't affect you then.

[03:59:55] It affects me.

[03:59:56] But if you could say something about him, so I'm not just on Yonka Pole.

[04:00:00] Yeah, that's cool.

[04:00:02] I got a lot of Levi.

[04:00:04] I'd say Carpe and Bruce.

[04:00:08] So, I don't know.

[04:00:16] Wow, wow, wow.

[04:00:18] Damn, bro.

[04:00:19] Chad, we've got...

[04:00:21] 10 more minutes, bro.

[04:00:22] 9 minutes now.

[04:00:23] We owe his a 50-minute car ride this shit

[04:00:25] That feels like a-

[04:00:26] That was super quick, bro

[04:00:27] Since I only hang out with your best buddies

[04:00:29] You're really the man

[04:00:31] You're really the man

[04:00:32] Thanks

[04:00:33] I'm gonna have a cool night in my chair because that's possible

[04:00:35] Oh, wow

[04:00:36] You might as well

[04:00:37] Oh, that's-

[04:00:38] Shit, I feel it in my butt

[04:00:40] Give it a day

[04:00:41] I know it'll be a day, but I might need to use it, bro

[04:00:44] I'm not gonna- Yo, just did any

[04:00:45] I'm gonna say my tiktok

[04:00:46] And my tiktok does not have-

[04:00:49] Oh, the fu-

[04:00:50] I don't know how to wash this, I'm gonna take it off.

[04:00:58] That was a good move. That was a solid move.

[04:01:02] Good. Lucky. Good lucky.

[04:01:09] Look, that was a beautiful move.

[04:01:12] I should've been what you hurt more than my body's in the same height that you wanted me to be

[04:01:20] My love, my love, my love

[04:01:26] That was good, bro. You did good.

[04:01:28] Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.

[04:01:30] Because sometimes, bro, sometimes what you do, you do your little size up, you run in, you don't get past your man

[04:01:37] so that you spin back around and you just keep dribbling and then you shoot.

[04:01:40] Can't do that, bro. Can't do that.

[04:01:43] That's what I think though. That's what I think though, bro.

[04:01:46] I shake them a little bit with my dribble moves, and then I finish.

[04:01:50] But I just knew we were gonna finish in dark.

[04:01:52] I mean, personally growing up in a church league, I was always a ball facilitator.

[04:01:57] I was never the one that finishes. I was the one that was like,

[04:01:59] yo, run one, run banana, run banana, run banana.

[04:02:02] And I sit the floor, and then I get the play going. That's all.

[04:02:06] So you were more of like a dribble round, run in, and kick it out?

[04:02:09] get out I was like a pass first point why I'd be in the corner I'd see I'm more

[04:02:15] of a I'm more of a corner center or wing center also defense bro you had good

[04:02:22] defense on lovely a little bit that lovely ass honestly he can't dribble only

[04:02:27] only you can do was post up and even saw his lamp he sucks my law is doing

[04:02:32] I would have entered but dove also says you also don't

[04:02:39] You were trying I was not trying you were trying against us

[04:02:43] Yes, you were trying this though, and I generally did feel bad

[04:02:47] For that if you beat dub. I mean, oh, yeah, because when you were up on him

[04:02:54] Well, I mean, but you were trying to make your shots I guess you weren't trying your hardest, but you were trying

[04:03:00] It's fine. It's fine. I'm not 1 and 0. This is the start of Jason and me as a basketball shrink.

[04:03:07] Okay, who are you gonna beat next?

[04:03:09] Whoever, whoever, whoever's next. I don't know.

[04:03:11] Number one's that?

[04:03:12] Number one's probably WuWa.

[04:03:13] Oh, you're a shit of WuWa.

[04:03:15] I will. I will.

[04:03:16] You WuWa crazy, dog.

[04:03:17] Alright, alright.

[04:03:18] It'd be 2-0.

[04:03:20] My record would be 2-0.

[04:03:22] Alright, WuWa, then I get a...

[04:03:24] Bro, what if you lose to WuWa?

[04:03:25] Not possible, bro.

[04:03:26] You're gonna be like, what if you did?

[04:03:28] I'll go WUWAT, then MILZO, and then, um, try to think, bro.

[04:03:41] Whoever, whoever, bro. Whoever.

[04:03:47] I'm almost home, man.

[04:03:48] Oh, what a great fucking day.

[04:03:50] Great day!

[04:03:51] You know what I'm gonna spend my day with?

[04:03:54] Hopefully my girlfriend by then.

[04:03:58] No, just in case like maybe I meet like my girlfriend in the future.

[04:04:02] Oh, you're not allowed to have a girlfriend on the job.

[04:04:05] Not allowed to have a girlfriend?

[04:04:06] Not allowed to have a girlfriend.

[04:04:07] Can I have like an almost girlfriend?

[04:04:09] Like a superfriend?

[04:04:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:04:11] What about my superfriend then?

[04:04:12] Yeah, yeah, it's like getting her.

[04:04:14] But I don't know who she is.

[04:04:15] Yeah.

[04:04:16] But I don't know who you do this.

[04:04:17] The way she started working for me.

[04:04:21] Not allowed to have a girlfriend.

[04:04:23] Not allowed to have a social life.

[04:04:25] I don't have either of those.

[04:04:26] Work hours are spontaneous.

[04:04:27] They are spontaneous, yes.

[04:04:30] And, yeah, you can't eat or drink on the top.

[04:04:34] Well, I mean, I pretty much don't do any of those already, so...

[04:04:38] This is gonna work out amazing.

[04:04:42] Well, I wanted to grab out of the...

[04:04:45] Well, no, I kinda wanted you to... like that, yeah.

[04:04:48] Nice.

[04:04:49] Those W's.

[04:04:51] Do you see yourself like, is this for a river thing?

[04:04:55] Um, honestly, I don't see myself quitting, I don't see myself quitting.

[04:05:01] So if you ever feel like, oh, I want to love love, and I want to get like someone like

[04:05:06] an actual cinematographer or something.

[04:05:08] No bro, this is it.

[04:05:09] But this is what you look for, are you getting passionate for camera work?

[04:05:14] Yes.

[04:05:15] The desk?

[04:05:16] Yes, and I'm enjoying being with you and seeing like, you know, everything.

[04:05:21] Awesome.

[04:05:22] That makes me happy, bro.

[04:05:25] But yeah, no, I don't see myself quitting, I just see if you ever wanted to...

[04:05:28] I don't know.

[04:05:29] I think I want to look at your ad, you know.

[04:05:31] Not to remove.

[04:05:34] Aw...

[04:05:36] Aw...

[04:05:37] Guys is the best boss ever.

[04:05:38] But don't call me.

[04:05:39] Okay.

[04:05:40] Don't call me.

[04:05:41] I mean, I might.

[04:05:42] I'm like, Tacey, you said it!

[04:05:43] You said you would never get rid of me!

[04:05:45] I might.

[04:05:47] Ugh...

[04:05:49] That couldn't be any better.

[04:05:51] Life is sublime.

[04:05:53] What does that mean? You say that a lot.

[04:05:55] Sublime? Yeah. Sublime means like, very good.

[04:06:16] Wait, didn't you even make a girl cry?

[04:06:18] Another one?

[04:06:20] Yeah.

[04:06:21] Recently, no. Jack earned me a home.

[04:06:25] Girls be crying. I've never made a girl cry, actually.

[04:06:28] My knowledge?

[04:06:32] Lana.

[04:06:33] Lana Cherry?

[04:06:34] Was it because of the beans that you're showing off?

[04:06:40] I saw a clip and Yugi was like, yeah, nah, like...

[04:06:43] It ain't a son, bro.

[04:06:45] You mean a son card?

[04:06:47] I don't fucking know, bro.

[04:06:49] I'm gonna be getting Twitter captioned right now.

[04:06:51] Bro, you're getting Twitter captioned. I saw Twitter captioned.

[04:06:53] He made Lana watch the edits.

[04:06:55] Oh my, yo, I ain't gonna lie.

[04:06:57] Some of you is like, her manager reposted.

[04:06:59] I said, that's a cat.

[04:07:01] That's a cat.

[04:07:03] Well, you know what I wanted to do?

[04:07:05] I wanted to set up a chat zone in Compton, this.

[04:07:09] I wanted to set up a last to lead the circle.

[04:07:13] Hmm.

[04:07:14] Like, streamer you, people.

[04:07:16] and uh bro I'm about to try get Aisha and Brayden in line with that circle

[04:07:25] Oh my god, you might see someone get pushed out of that circle

[04:07:28] Actually, it didn't resolve it, it should not be big

[04:07:30] It probably resolved it, but there has to be something underlying in there

[04:07:35] There has to be, you know what I'm saying?

[04:07:38] You know what you should do bro?

[04:07:40] You should run a loyalty test on one of these vests

[04:07:43] Oh who?

[04:07:44] I don't know

[04:07:45] I would like how Lacey did it, and it would walk with Marlin, but I would need to get

[04:07:51] like a very attractive male that's single.

[04:07:55] Bingo!

[04:07:56] Haha, you're looking at him.

[04:07:59] You're not, I don't think you're like...

[04:08:02] Single?

[04:08:03] I am single.

[04:08:04] Pretty single.

[04:08:05] I don't think you can, like...

[04:08:08] Each box has to be checked.

[04:08:11] Each box has to be checked.

[04:08:12] Very handsome.

[04:08:13] Okay, check.

[04:08:14] Good target of women.

[04:08:15] Then go there is a good reserve to blowery and single

[04:08:20] single

[04:08:22] Try the last one because I got so many base

[04:08:31] He went one for four breath. Oh, is it just a single one? Yeah

[04:08:38] We made it. I mean, yeah, we did make it home, but now

[04:08:41] I didn't know I was all those other things.

[04:08:48] I mean bro, I think you can definitely love it for sure, but you just want to make a state

[04:08:53] child.

[04:08:54] But that's okay.

[04:08:55] You got something good on a state child.

[04:08:56] Like me, bro, I could stay child.

[04:08:58] 2024, Jason.

[04:08:59] Ugly.

[04:09:00] I think I was a blind here.

[04:09:01] And even my blind here was fucking cooked.

[04:09:03] Fat, chubby, billy, stable, Ronaldo.

[04:09:07] But 2026, Jason.

[04:09:10] At least early 2026 Jason muscular handsome, high-jury

[04:09:15] sexy

[04:09:19] But uh

[04:09:20] Everybody has that order, and it is we're bro. I'm 22 team. You're doing 23 team 22 team 22 team as well

[04:09:26] We don't peak until like 25

[04:09:29] Are you sure cuz love except we don't peak until 35, but that make it sound like you just old make it go

[04:09:34] 35 bro, you're shriveled up. I'm pretty sure 35 is like when you die or something

[04:09:40] Yeah, 35 is like, bruh. You don't have Botox injections in your skin.

[04:09:43] Holy shit, bruh.

[04:09:44] And you're literally, uh, you're like...

[04:09:46] You're fucking melt-maxing. You don't look weathered, bruh.

[04:09:49] Yeah, so I'm like that, bruh.

[04:09:51] But, uh, yeah.

[04:09:54] But if I do this, you can't see my, uh, wrinkles and shit.

[04:09:57] That's how you know I got my...

[04:09:58] Oh, but I'll do that too much for the up-close feet.

[04:10:00] Yeah.

[04:10:00] There's a tom on the nose.

[04:10:04] Alright.

[04:10:05] You made it, boys.

[04:10:07] Thank you, T.

[04:10:07] My pleasure as always.

[04:10:09] Um, I'll clean out the make-up.

[04:10:11] I'll take the keys, I'm here, good to go, bruh, just in place of me, as always, man.

[04:10:16] Great, David of Faf!

[04:10:18] Do I need the droid or not?

[04:10:20] Uh, yeah, I could have to unplay the HDMI for one second.

[04:10:23] Oh, you went back there or not?

[04:10:24] I couldn't, oh, what the hell did you?

[04:10:26] I swear, I didn't.

[04:10:27] Oh, sorry.

[04:10:28] Okay.

[04:10:31] Oh my god, my shirner, you.

[04:10:33] Oh

[04:10:58] Okay, you like it when I get I guess this

[04:11:03] Hey, you know, go fast.

[04:11:06] All right, T. Thank you, bro.

[04:11:08] Thank you, T.

[04:11:09] Are we back?

[04:11:10] Are we back?

[04:11:11] Are we back?

[04:11:13] Oh, a car member.

[04:11:19] What is this part?

[04:11:25] Welcome to the car house.

[04:11:28] I'm good.

[04:11:28] Very nice.

[04:11:29] Thank you.

[04:11:30] Order four?

[04:11:32] Oh, yeah, Pinkovich. I'll leave it at the door.

[04:11:36] You too.

[04:11:43] Wow, wait, how's the camera angle? Er, not camera angle, but the camera settings chat.

[04:11:49] Is it way better? It's not even, it doesn't even look dark. I don't look yellow anymore.

[04:11:54] Bro, I feel like we look good, huh?

[04:11:57] you know it's crazy these are just defaults bro I don't know why we haven't changed it to be honest with you

[04:12:05] what are all the guys doing is anyone even here

[04:12:10] guys

[04:12:13] you're still yellow

[04:12:16] they aren't defaults oh I thought you weren't defaulting them

[04:12:19] hello

[04:12:22] the fuck

[04:12:24] oh fuck is her aunt on my nipple

[04:12:27] Something just bit me.

[04:12:28] Yeah.

[04:12:29] Oh, at least he's calling for me, bro.

[04:12:37] Oh, what the fuck is that?

[04:12:38] Hey, hey, me!

[04:12:39] What's biting you, dude?

[04:12:41] The fuck is biting me?

[04:12:50] Kid food to a dad, bro.

[04:12:52] I'm not having a cussing with a dad, bro.

[04:12:55] And that, and that wants to be with myself, so guess what?

[04:13:00] I'm gonna respect it.

[04:13:12] Hello! Where are- Oh!

[04:13:15] Who's that?

[04:13:16] It's me, dude. What's going on with me?

[04:13:18] What?

[04:13:18] What's going on with fucking Sasa?

[04:13:20] What?

[04:13:21] What the-

[04:13:22] Duh.

[04:13:22] What?

[04:13:23] Bro.

[04:13:24] who put this on you who put what on me what the fuck you look right how many

[04:13:33] joints did you go through true by myself he faced to brother it was every time I

[04:13:39] didn't get top 10 in Mario Kart I had to take a hit and I'd fucking suck at that

[04:13:44] game there's no way to do value ever face to people that's a crazy do rag wait

[04:13:53] What is it? What's wrong with this do rag it?

[04:13:56] I don't know who put it in or something who put it on you so key

[04:14:00] um I

[04:14:02] Feel like

[04:14:04] It's

[04:14:06] That's fine. I don't know. What is it? Why do I think I don't actually have no idea? I

[04:14:13] Mean bro, I think it's I think are you gonna continue or no, I gave up I tapped out

[04:14:20] How you gonna tap out bro because I smoke too by myself and I feel like I can't feel my leg

[04:14:26] I literally feel like I'm like bro. I smoke this thing called the green crack

[04:14:29] And it says on the thing that the green crack is it like it like it's like it gives you cerebral palsy or some shit it said

[04:14:37] Wait, this is like a lighter for Thanos

[04:14:40] She look like a lighter for teabags

[04:14:42] What she look like a lighter for teabags

[04:14:45] Wait, do you think I have waves I've been wearing this all day?

[04:14:48] Maybe, cause you got curls.

[04:14:49] Should I actually check?

[04:14:50] Yeah, let me see.

[04:14:51] Put on all Roddy Rich.

[04:14:53] What is that?

[04:14:54] Put on every season by Roddy Rich.

[04:14:55] When do I take it off?

[04:14:56] You don't know.

[04:14:57] You don't know.

[04:14:58] When do I take it off?

[04:15:03] You'll know, you'll know.

[04:15:05] Cause I make ass wrong.

[04:15:13] I've been running out in the seas

[04:15:16] And gone to some niggas out there to fix

[04:15:18] Oh boi!

[04:15:19] Cause I got a boi.

[04:15:21] You got, bro, you were like, oh, fuck no, you got shake corners.

[04:15:33] Bro, what did they do right due to me?

[04:15:37] Kind of like, you got like Zach Levine here, man.

[04:15:40] What did they do right due to me?

[04:15:41] Same fact.

[04:15:42] They were kind of like, yeah, put that shit back on.

[04:15:44] I mean, if Loki did make my hair curly, though.

[04:15:47] Loki.

[04:15:48] Or you always had curls.

[04:15:49] Yeah, but it kind of brought them out.

[04:15:51] Oh my god, bro

[04:15:53] I'm a bit that might end a worse like wave reveal of all time. Yeah, it's all good. All right, bro

[04:15:59] I was just checking in. How was your May back Tuesday, bro? It was actually good

[04:16:03] No, I just watch the clip. I love like saying core is gonna fail. Yeah. Yeah

[04:16:09] But we already addressed everything yesterday. Yeah, I know that's the truth

[04:16:14] But like the trajectory before I'm gonna say people have people have been saying our group's gonna fail since we joined phase in

[04:16:20] 2023. No, but I mean, no, he's not. I think he was more so saying like with the trajectory of where it was going as in like one person doing everything. And it did. Our group failed. So how come we're still all together with the brand new name a million

[04:16:34] seven three months living in the same house our group didn't fail our group

[04:16:39] our group did not fail we made the group all right we made a group that work

[04:16:45] failed yes but the group did it did not fail exactly but yeah just wait till our

[04:16:58] quarter let's come just wait coming soon we do have stuff coming soon coming soon

[04:17:03] Well, I can't hit core camp

[04:17:06] That's it might be locked get might get lost on the good chat. No, I'm not letting that has too much potential to get lost in a group chat

[04:17:12] I'm down. I'm more than down has too much potential bro. I'm more than I don't care if I have to host the event myself

[04:17:19] Well, then it will be core camp, but you know, no it will because you guys kid

[04:17:22] Oh, bro, I said it all up and you guys just show up bro. We could run core camp

[04:17:25] I already have people looking for a campground. I will help you set it up

[04:17:28] And I put money in and it'll be split six. We're not gonna have to worry about putting money in we're gonna get a sponsor

[04:17:36] I probably shouldn't be the one looking for sponsors though to be honest

[04:17:40] Yeah, I'm gonna get a sponsors. Yeah, you that might be your your game

[04:17:45] Because if they find out Lacey sent the streamer who sends micro aggressions

[04:17:52] Looking for a sponsor. I mean, what's gonna happen? Wait, what?

[04:17:58] Marlin can get a sponsor Marlin can get a sponsor

[04:18:05] but he retired just kidding I didn't I called him today didn't answer

[04:18:10] yeah I should have shown my do-rag it's cuz I'm not friends for real

[04:18:14] he's gonna answer you right now

[04:18:18] rather rather we locked the fuck in

[04:18:21] You know, camera blurry or they got a top flip to it.

[04:18:31] You probably didn't think he's serious because last time I told him it was an emergency it

[04:18:34] was about food.

[04:18:35] He's not answering you, bro.

[04:18:38] How do I tell you?

[04:18:47] It's gotta be busy bro, he's a busy guy man, he's gotta be busy bro.

[04:19:04] It's gotta be busy.

[04:19:09] Just because someone doesn't pick up the phone does not mean CORE is over.

[04:19:14] CORE is done.

[04:19:15] So, CORE's over because Marlon didn't answer the phone.

[04:19:18] Bro, like if you called, if you,

[04:19:20] some of you just don't want to be on stream, right?

[04:19:22] Brother, you could dead ass call Silky right now.

[04:19:24] He's picked up the phone.

[04:19:31] Silky's dead, Silky always picks up the phone, for sure, bro.

[04:19:35] I

[04:19:42] Pokey wait Lacey's haircut kind of eats

[04:19:46] Pokey may said that a Lacey wait really run a live band poking me from a toji mood

[04:19:52] Silky you picked up bro. Thanks for picking up the phone, bro. Thank you. Pokey. I appreciate that. Thank you

[04:19:59] No, we're testing what core members will answer phone calls and you answered

[04:20:06] Think he liked that. Okay. All right. What about um, yeah, just kidding. Yeah, let's get pokey a debt

[04:20:13] That is not picking up. I don't even keep the bill. We get broke. He's off stream handling business

[04:20:19] I'm gonna respect that. Okay. Are you calling them?

[04:20:23] You just said that you're gonna respect that because he's handling business. All right, but I'm not you

[04:20:32] Are you gonna come to the knob, bro?

[04:20:35] other face time of that starting a face time call to a dad fuck you don't pick up

[04:20:45] the phone and be like yo dad was popping on my stream just wanted to say hope you

[04:20:48] have a good day twin he about to pick up the phone right now watch this he just

[04:21:03] checked uh twitch the twitch app uh dad was good i'm on stream right now with jason

[04:21:10] all right good we just wanted to say hope you have a good day bro all right we'll take that

[04:21:17] oh your food is at the front door too yeah i'm about to grab it oh my god he even answered well

[04:21:22] that's crazy that's that's called that's called dedication right there what is that he's writing

[04:21:26] writing yeah there's like a date like all right now get home safe okay very good very good oh he's

[04:21:33] He's talking to me through his helmet. That's that's love bro. I like Marlin's play laying on his couch watching a movie

[04:21:40] He in McDonald's right now chutting out and saw your call and press the X

[04:21:45] Adapt right in his bike and he picked up through that through the healthy. This is what you do, bro

[04:21:50] What's this? You call this is what you do? But he's time Marlin. That's what you do, bro. Watch this

[04:21:54] just straight form your friends bruh

[04:21:56] he's probably busy

[04:21:58] it was your-

[04:21:58] AHHHHH

[04:21:59] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:00] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:01] IT WAS YOUR FUCKING BITCH

[04:22:04] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:05] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:06] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:07] FUCK YOU BITCH

[04:22:08] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:10] BITCH

[04:22:11] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:12] IT WAS YOUR BITCH

[04:22:13] Why damn bro

[04:22:14] DON'T MORE LAND

[04:22:16] he not picking up

[04:22:17] cuz he's probably busy

[04:22:18] alright

[04:22:19] not a word is revolved around you guys

[04:22:21] but it does

[04:22:22] my world revolves around me

[04:22:24] I'm the fucking I'm the I'm me. Oh my god. Everybody's well. That's why everybody else. It was like, oh

[04:22:30] Everybody's was around themselves. Yeah, course over bro. Yes, you know, I'm leaving

[04:22:35] I'm leaving core

[04:22:37] I'm done duck smoking cigarette. I'm leaving core core has failed

[04:22:44] Give me 10 something even run away

[04:22:48] But roll away

[04:22:50] You can't borrow their steps to go down. Okay, I get hopped down and then what you can't go up the hill

[04:22:59] Your wheelchair

[04:23:13] Stop stop

[04:23:15] Holy two in one, holy two in one, bro that shit might hit the main timeline, she might

[04:23:29] hit the main timeline, wow post, starting to abolish, alright well shit I'm gonna go

[04:23:38] down and play some Resident Evil, wait it's out, what do you mean it's out, Resident

[04:23:43] evils out? Um, it's been out. Is it in a new game? No, it should have been out for literal years.

[04:23:53] I haven't eaten all day. I gotta get some food in my system. You haven't been eating all day. No.

[04:24:01] That's just hard to believe. I don't know why. You deleted the wrong tweet? Why not?

[04:24:06] I

[04:24:10] Know it's crazy well only 15 pounds away from only like 12 pounds away from 175

[04:24:15] So I could actually be 175 by the end

[04:24:18] Twenty-five still on that juice. What juice the redder. No, I can't for that

[04:24:22] I've known for like a week and a half because that because my surgery. Oh

[04:24:27] Lacey tweeted

[04:24:29] Who's that? You're a lazy tweet

[04:24:31] There's the left court. Yes. Oh my god. He's gonna do the running away bit

[04:24:36] But you can't get run away. Don't leave where we need you

[04:24:40] No, I'm at the case. I'm at the case side of this group. Oh, please

[04:24:46] You know what for you guys, I'll stay

[04:24:51] No, no, you just said seriously sure like you should probably double-check this they see and run you got mail

[04:24:57] Can you send me one thousand two hundred your bro, I love you so much, bro, and can you

[04:25:07] you know about me from raunch chack

[04:25:10] how's everyone's day today what'd you do

[04:25:14] I had a main bag tuesday with Ludwig

[04:25:17] Ludwig was right but of course

[04:25:22] of course ending

[04:25:25] oh I saw you started streaming I walked in I was eating my food because

[04:25:29] I love watching you eat um and um

[04:25:33] Yeah, you said this the staple locking is happening. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm probably gonna just and there's a fire

[04:25:39] I'm gonna just unlock then until January 1st. Please don't leave or we need you

[04:25:43] I know I need you. Hey girls. I said we need you

[04:25:46] I'll need you

[04:25:47] Swallow it

[04:25:50] What bro you want some to eat jealous?

[04:25:56] I'm a little hard

[04:25:59] Of course bro guys, I didn't actually spin his mouth. That was a joke

[04:26:02] this is really cool this really big 30 and the biggest three big over the size

[04:26:09] I used to go to high school on got them sausage fingers all over your face

[04:26:12] all right bro can you please not leave can you make a tweet so people stop

[04:26:19] ringing out fine like everyone's not leaving cool it'd be like jk man to true

[04:26:54] you're all right it's my man function I'm gonna be a I'm gonna be sparring

[04:26:58] Ryan Garcia Mara wait what that's a lot bro he's gonna be a he like actually go

[04:27:05] harden in spars or my ship is not the world champion and yeah yeah hey but I

[04:27:10] look to you bro I face time in yesterday I said I'm gonna be the fuck out of you

[04:27:14] he said that and he ended up saying oh that's a lot you're on calm right now

[04:27:18] touch it calm right now calm right now touch it

[04:27:22] Yo, hope you don't you don't call right now if you're a real demon tell me what I'm gonna 100% tomorrow

[04:27:26] Yeah, tell me what I'm saying say say you're gonna get knocked out. Oh tell him that you're yeah

[04:27:31] Tell me you're not scared of him. You want him to go 100% in the spot? No, no

[04:27:34] We'll just tell him to more of them. Yeah, we'll be here. Well, no, he's coming here after going to the gym

[04:27:40] We guys do it

[04:27:52] What do you mean in his gym? His private gym? It's actually not that far from here.

[04:27:57] Really? Bro, you, okay, you, well, is he actually gonna try?

[04:28:00] I mean, I feel like you're gonna die. Every time he spars someone, I see it on my timeline

[04:28:06] and he's just... The only time I've seen him spar was, um, was he, uh, who's the, who's

[04:28:12] the big person? Gorlok. Gorlok the destroyer. He like beat the shit out of Gorlok the destroyer.

[04:28:18] Bro, Gorillac is like impossible to beat up.

[04:28:22] No, that's the fun part, is that he just went djush, djush, djush.

[04:28:27] And then he went easy on the Queen of Calabasas.

[04:28:32] There was like two clips, it was like one was like who's play fighting.

[04:28:36] Oh yes, I saw that.

[04:28:39] This dude raw dead ass just sniffed his balls.

[04:28:43] That's bullshit.

[04:28:45] Fuck, bro, I got to go to the gym, so what time is the Econox closed?

[04:28:48] Today is about 2 o'clock.

[04:28:50] Are you eating in the news?

[04:28:51] No, they closed down.

[04:28:52] No, no, no, no.

[04:28:53] So today is national gym closing.

[04:28:54] Oh my god.

[04:28:55] All gyms plus 6 o'clock.

[04:28:56] What was the good thing we have a gym in our house?

[04:28:59] No, that one, it counts.

[04:29:00] It's public.

[04:29:01] We have a gym in our house.

[04:29:03] Public and private gyms.

[04:29:04] We should tell Ryan Garcia to do 100% on Lacey's knees.

[04:29:06] Oh yeah.

[04:29:07] Ooh, that fucking good idea.

[04:29:08] That fucking good idea.

[04:29:09] We saw Lacey's hair in a bar.

[04:29:10] What would happen?

[04:29:11] You think it would actually let him bar?

[04:29:13] Yeah, it would burn it.

[04:29:14] It's just content.

[04:29:15] No, it's not.

[04:29:16] It's just content.

[04:29:17] It's just content.

[04:29:18] Oh, have you ever lit your, light your arm here and smell it?

[04:29:20] It smells like shit.

[04:29:21] No.

[04:29:22] Yes.

[04:29:23] Where we should light my asshole hair on fire and burn all night.

[04:29:25] Oh my god.

[04:29:26] Ron's red phone taking for the five giftings.

[04:29:28] I don't like that shit.

[04:29:30] It's just content, bro.

[04:29:32] Just fucking content.

[04:29:34] Hey!

[04:29:35] You could get as...

[04:29:37] Yeah, I know.

[04:29:39] We could really fuck you up right now.

[04:29:41] Yeah, I couldn't do shit about it.

[04:29:43] shit about it shit I just see him scream no

[04:29:46] now's

[04:29:48] hi bro

[04:29:50] what are you about to do?

[04:29:51] what the fuck is in your ass?

[04:29:54] what the fuck is this?

[04:29:55] how did I get in there?

[04:29:58] I'll save it in front of the camera

[04:30:02] oh shit

[04:30:04] hi yo

[04:30:05] hi yo bro

[04:30:06] that shit is fake sexy though

[04:30:09] alright bro um

[04:30:10] what are you about to do?

[04:30:11] I'm actually dead as that.

[04:30:12] I probably go to the gym.

[04:30:12] I didn't realize it's so late.

[04:30:14] You dead ass lock it in?

[04:30:15] Yes, we are.

[04:30:17] I'm dead serious.

[04:30:18] But how many days?

[04:30:20] How many times a week?

[04:30:22] For how many weeks?

[04:30:22] We are locked in.

[04:30:23] Bro, just let the chat spam cap.

[04:30:25] Let them do this shit.

[04:30:26] I don't really give a fuck.

[04:30:27] No, we talked about an offspring yesterday.

[04:30:28] Thank you, bro.

[04:30:29] We're talking about an offspring.

[04:30:30] Everyone's going to see.

[04:30:31] Am I transformed?

[04:30:34] You know what's crazy?

[04:30:35] I believe you.

[04:30:37] I believe you, bro.

[04:30:38] 60 do the thing

[04:30:42] You know, it's crazy, but you have the most potential out of everybody. That's not sure

[04:30:48] All right, why did you always it's true Marlon at his peak clears any of us at our peak

[04:30:54] Marlin already reaches potential duck Marlin at 50% clears all of us at our peak

[04:31:04] All right, yeah

[04:31:08] Why is this mail grease, do you see it's mail grease?

[04:31:17] Hell no!

[04:31:18] Fuck no!

[04:31:19] Meeeeeee!

[04:31:20] Okay, I took the Thanos line out of here, I'll give it back, like...

[04:31:32] I'm showing you light up the T-Bakes.

[04:31:34] I get it, because the teammates had like a big fucking whale, whale fucking hand on

[04:31:44] his fucking penis.

[04:31:45] I don't know where I was going to put that.

[04:31:47] I'll be on the road before I go to the desktop because I'm an Iron Roaster, remember?

[04:31:51] I'm going to go to the kitchen and get some snacks.

[04:31:54] Anybody else need some snacks?

[04:31:55] What's your thing, dude?

[04:32:02] What's nice and cool about it?

[04:32:05] What was it that you were gonna make sure it wasn't even in the song?

[04:32:09] Oh, is it in the song?

[04:32:10] Yep, yes.

[04:32:11] Oh, god.

[04:32:12] Oh, my god.

[04:32:13] This one's good.

[04:32:14] Who the fuck is eating Kraft Mac and cheese?

[04:32:18] Eugh, bro!

[04:32:19] This one's like resident evil food!

[04:32:22] Fuck no!

[04:32:23] Who was eating?

[04:32:24] Who was eating? What's cooking this shit?

[04:32:28] Oh my god, bro!

[04:32:37] Get a nice cool water.

[04:32:40] Maybe a little meat box for the game.

[04:32:43] Get on the game a little meat box. Maybe a little nice cool water.

[04:32:51] There's scooby socks on that from over there.

[04:32:53] Where?

[04:32:55] There.

[04:32:56] Go this way.

[04:33:01] Okay.

[04:33:03] What?

[04:33:05] Let's go.

[04:33:23] you

[04:33:53] you

[04:34:23] you

[04:34:53] you

[04:35:23] you

[04:35:53] On everything, on everything I love.

[04:36:22] L fucking actor bro you can tell by the way like you know this starts off this is her

[04:36:34] first time filming some sort of movie type scene.

[04:36:38] L actor.

[04:36:44] Need more sense of urgency here.

[04:36:46] Bro when you get a bag over your head your your your instant reaction is not what the heck like

[04:36:53] Sina what the fuck is this acting?

[04:37:12] Rosie

[04:37:16] What the fuck?

[04:37:17] And I'm actually getting my payback.

[04:37:19] Wait, Rosie?

[04:37:20] Shut up!

[04:37:21] That little contract?

[04:37:22] Degg it.

[04:37:23] Rosie, are you serious?

[04:37:27] Fucking untie me right now.

[04:37:30] Um.

[04:37:31] Untie me!

[04:37:32] I'm sorry.

[04:37:33] I'm sorry.

[04:37:34] And where the hell are we?

[04:37:35] No, no, it's on YouTube.

[04:37:36] No, it's not.

[04:37:37] Now Rosie, good acting, bro.

[04:37:38] Already cleared student in acting.

[04:37:40] What are you doing?

[04:37:42] Seriously, Rosie, we don't have time for this.

[04:37:45] Time for this, you know we have so much to do for this thing.

[04:37:48] Oh, yes, we do.

[04:37:50] Look at this transition.

[04:37:52] Start diet.

[04:37:53] Oh, hell no.

[04:37:55] Rosie is a chud.

[04:37:58] Real Jason.

[04:38:00] Real Jason Maybach.

[04:38:03] Oh, steal my Maybach.

[04:38:07] I guess that's happening.

[04:38:10] I guess that fiking's happening.

[04:38:13] Rosie?

[04:38:15] Care, Japan?

[04:38:17] How the fuck are you gonna go to Japan doing a sabbathone?

[04:38:21] Do not tell me you forgot what we're doing.

[04:38:25] No, no, no. I did not forget.

[04:38:28] I remember it's, um...

[04:38:30] Dude.

[04:38:30] Oh, the Eaterthon.

[04:38:32] Dude.

[04:38:32] C'mon, let's see what she got planned.

[04:38:34] Minecraft Marathon.

[04:38:37] Sneaking at Ron's house.

[04:38:39] E, like Lacey.

[04:38:41] Mukbang.

[04:38:42] Break into YRG?

[04:38:46] Forehead reduction fights to turkey with agent

[04:38:50] I'm not a lot of my triple or did Senna already get the forehead reduction like six months ago

[04:38:56] Senna's forehead was way bigger. I feel like she already got the forehead reduction like

[04:39:03] Tripping oh, that's just ill massive, but I don't know. I don't know maybe cuz I

[04:39:08] I just I've seen sin so many times now. It's just like normal or maybe it's the haircut

[04:39:15] Yeah, or maybe she got cloned, bro. I don't know

[04:39:28] The fuck is going on focus Rosie. This is serious of course, bro, right? Sorry

[04:39:34] This is so stupid.

[04:39:36] Zelina?

[04:39:37] This is Sinna.

[04:39:39] Grudge match!

[04:39:40] Ooh, grudge match.

[04:39:42] Listen, bro, I would love to see Sinna get the fucking bricks beat out of her.

[04:39:46] No, Rosie. No, it's not.

[04:39:49] You canceled that, right?

[04:39:51] Yes, we canceled that completely. That is not happening at all.

[04:39:54] Focus, do you remember? We're supposed to put on for the girls, bitch! Come on!

[04:39:58] Bitch!

[04:39:59] Sina, L fucking acting bro, am I trippin'?

[04:40:04] Lily, that is not happening at all.

[04:40:06] Focus, do you remember? We're supposed to put on for the girls bitch, come on!

[04:40:10] Look at that.

[04:40:11] I'm just kidding. Hey, yeah, I'm honestly shit too.

[04:40:14] Bitch, you know I wouldn't forget. It is obviously system 3.

[04:40:19] Come on, how are you not remembering it?

[04:40:28] It's like the biggest thing in my career I've ever done.

[04:40:31] It's going to be 24 hours.

[04:40:36] One month long.

[04:40:39] We are doing H111.

[04:40:41] Yes!

[04:40:42] Oh my God!

[04:40:43] This is fun!

[04:40:44] 31 days.

[04:40:45] Meet you, content.

[04:40:46] Yes!

[04:40:47] One day meet you

[04:41:08] Bro incredible murder to me

[04:41:12] This is amazing. She know she's gonna get sapphire again

[04:41:17] That award is dead as the winner again

[04:41:20] And I and I'll be there for sure. You know I'm saying the synod thumb. I'm there already, babe

[04:41:28] Sounds like free content man, this is incredible

[04:41:33] This is incredible can you react to this

[04:41:39] I already reacted to this dude. It wasn't that bad

[04:41:42] What the fuck is this?

[04:41:49] I can tell you.

[04:41:54] That'll be a poke, man.

[04:42:01] Play the game!

[04:42:05] Okay, I'm about to hop on, bro.

[04:42:07] I'm gonna just go through the camera and cook,

[04:42:09] any any

[04:42:39] you

[04:43:09] you

[04:43:39] you

[04:44:09] you

[04:44:39] you

[04:45:09] Why are you in my car?

[04:45:11] Classic, man.

[04:45:13] I look like a...

[04:45:15] How do you get in the back?

[04:45:17] Hold on.

[04:45:19] Edits are back and they come?

[04:45:39] I

[04:45:45] Crabber

[04:45:54] Bro, yeah, no break the other break break

[04:46:04] Break break break

[04:46:09] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, are you okay?

[04:46:19] Are you okay?

[04:46:21] Are you okay with the camera?

[04:46:23] No, I'm fine.

[04:46:25] Are you okay?

[04:46:27] Hey, thank gosh she's okay, Brad.

[04:46:29] I look bad, but hey, listen, she's got to pit the brakes.

[04:46:35] Ha

[04:46:39] They got Tesla Tuesdays now, you know the fuck's going on with this room like a Santi and you bet like going on a road trip

[04:46:53] Is he live right now he's driving to LA with her now why

[04:47:00] Hi, bro.

[04:47:03] What?

[04:47:04] It's 7.30pm, bro.

[04:47:06] They can't be sleeping.

[04:47:11] She's moving to LA.

[04:47:13] Oh.

[04:47:16] Oh, they didn't drive in.

[04:47:18] This edit is fire?

[04:47:20] Who knows, bro?

[04:47:31] Let's

[04:47:42] Ain't it

[04:47:50] All right, bro, I said with the five give me

[04:48:00] Anymore mail chat?

[04:48:05] Anymore mail?

[04:48:30] you

[04:49:00] you

[04:49:30] you

[04:50:00] you

[04:50:30] you

[04:51:00] He's a lot more archie.

[04:51:11] Alright, I'll just ask for his number.

[04:51:21] WarDrum texted me.

[04:51:23] Damn, he was quick with it!

[04:51:29] um with like uh with the brakes

[04:51:37] wait why the bubble screen

[04:51:46] the fuck did i get his manager's phone bruh wait

[04:51:53] I'm running

[04:51:56] Bruh, hold on. I got foamy bean number. Let me get foamy bean. You call foamy?

[04:52:01] Let me get foamy bean

[04:52:03] foamy bean

[04:52:05] Wait, he just texted me wardrobe. Hold on. He just texted me. Why is it?

[04:52:11] Why is it green?

[04:52:13] He got a droid. Oh shit

[04:52:28] He got a joy from the oh shit I

[04:52:36] I get well, I bet there's one I'm gonna joy of course

[04:52:43] Any fun?

[04:52:50] M-m-m-mail.

[04:52:55] Uh-oh.

[04:52:57] My weak team member, Jason, only just texted me.

[04:53:04] Oh?

[04:53:05] My weak team member, Jason, only just texted me.

[04:53:08] Oh?

[04:53:09] Let's see.

[04:53:11] Yo, what the fuck is going on, bro?

[04:53:14] Yo, what is Wazir talking about?

[04:53:16] Wazir, I am the best player on our team.

[04:53:20] I am the best player on our team.

[04:53:23] What the fuck is up?

[04:53:28] I bet. No, I bet. I bet. I'm sabotaging our team, bro. I don't even fucking know.

[04:53:33] Ah, best player, Keen, bro. Keen.

[04:53:36] I'll respectfully Keen.

[04:53:41] Athletic-wise, respectfully, Keen. Bro, your bottom two.

[04:53:46] This is respect- this is respect- and respectfully, bro.

[04:53:54] Bro, it's just respectfully, man. I'm sorry, dude.

[04:54:02] Like Keen. It's over, bro. We all got great red links as GGs- as GGs- just have a little bit, bro.

[04:54:09] Raptor shit over

[04:54:17] I'm set I'm sabotaging our team

[04:54:21] Sorry in advance

[04:54:25] Bro, I'm crushing a blanket it's taking so long

[04:54:28] crush it. Hi, Nervy. I'm

[04:54:31] Sabotaging our team sorry in advance

[04:54:33] I

[04:54:36] Hold on. How's he get there, bro? Yo

[04:54:44] Yo, why are you sabotaging your team? Yeah, for me, um, I'm not gonna lie

[04:54:49] World drove join the team late out of sudden saying I'm the weak link

[04:54:53] I'm good, bro. I'm good and then Mr. King came to my chat and he started spending rent shit

[04:54:58] I'm sorry for me. I'm gonna be sabotaging our team

[04:55:11] For real you tell us yeah, yeah, for sure

[04:55:18] Jason is mad athletic

[04:55:20] Jason is mad. I'm Jason is mad athletic. I love good. I love the kai jury eddies

[04:55:27] Jason is so handsome. Jason is the best sprinter. Yo, your child got a chill, that

[04:55:35] ass. Yep, Jason's the best sprinter. Jason's

[04:55:38] 100 year with one leg. That's what I'm seeing right now. So, so thank you for

[04:55:43] caring, Jason. You got this. Okay, bet. You know what? I'm gonna try my best. Yeah, you know what?

[04:55:49] All right. Yeah, I've, yeah, we got this. We got this. Have you been, have you been

[04:55:54] training or not. Oh, for sure mad training. That's why I'm very invested in this.

[04:56:02] Jeej. Alright, yo Fumi. I'll see you on the first. I'll see you on the first. Bye!

[04:56:11] What sports will I be playing? Streamer games, going 26 games. So I... let me see.

[04:56:20] Where do I? Where do I see it?

[04:56:24] Well, I'm good to go.

[04:56:25] Yeah, you're good, bro.

[04:56:26] W-Y-B-G.

[04:56:27] W-Y-B-G.

[04:56:28] All right.

[04:56:29] All right.

[04:56:30] Games.

[04:56:31] Uh, day 100 meter dash, volleyball, paper, airplane, toss, archery.

[04:56:35] I'd probably go 100 meter dash here.

[04:56:38] I'd probably go 100 meter.

[04:56:42] No shirt Jason went at.

[04:56:44] Yo, Keen, man.

[04:56:45] You're a grown-ass man.

[04:56:49] I probably go 100 meter dash because respectfully I could probably play second in this like who's

[04:56:58] Joe Bort's gonna get first you know the kingdom I'm dusting anybody on this team France I can lie

[04:57:06] nevermind Ashley Canada respectfully dusting everybody on his team um why is there two

[04:57:17] people missing on France. Dante's? I'm dusting Dante's. Respectfully dusting

[04:57:24] everybody on his team. Uh-uh. Yep, there we go. Or a Y. Respectfully dusting

[04:57:30] everybody on his team. And Staple Renato, brother. I'd be surprised if he doesn't

[04:57:37] finish last. And day two. Bro, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be honest. I'd be down to

[04:57:47] I feel like every mechanical bull I've been on, I can last the low key longer than two

[04:58:15] two minutes.

[04:58:22] Ooh, but who's gonna do penalties, though?

[04:58:25] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:58:26] I might have to do penalties.

[04:58:28] No, no, no, no, I have to run it back.

[04:58:29] No, I need a redemption.

[04:58:30] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:58:32] I can't, I need to do this.

[04:58:34] I need to do this.

[04:58:35] I need to do this.

[04:58:40] Fuck no.

[04:58:42] Yes, I can do this.

[04:58:44] I can do this shit.

[04:58:45] I can do this shit.

[04:58:50] We have one last guest before we head to the premiere.

[04:58:55] Oh my god.

[04:58:56] Who are we thinking?

[04:58:57] Oh my god.

[04:58:58] I said there y'all.

[04:59:01] Hello.

[04:59:02] Nice to meet you.

[04:59:03] Oh my god.

[04:59:04] What's your name?

[04:59:05] I'm over the album.

[04:59:08] Hi.

[04:59:09] Hello.

[04:59:10] I'm Ray.

[04:59:11] Nice to meet you.

[04:59:12] Hello.

[04:59:13] Hi.

[04:59:14] See fanny out brother. What I'd be fanning out to

[04:59:25] You look amazing we just have one question okay, all right

[04:59:28] You're a bona fide star and with good reasoning work very hard

[04:59:32] And your body of work recently has been spanning genres and mediums and with that said what is it like to come back to spider-man?

[04:59:38] W interviewer

[04:59:40] Um, it's such an honor, honestly. I mean, these movies have meant so much to us as they mean so much to other people.

[04:59:46] Um, to be a part of this family, to have grown with these characters, to have met the beautiful people that we've been able to meet along this journey.

[04:59:53] It's been an absolute joy and a privilege and I think we're all just...

[04:59:57] She's so tall, bro!

[04:59:58] ...we're lucky and honored that we get to do it again.

[05:00:00] Are we excited?

[05:00:01] Are we excited?

[05:00:02] Bro, wait, how do you get invited to things like this? Chad, does anybody know, bro?

[05:00:07] Thank you so much for your congratulations. Thank you so much. All right, let's give her some more love.

[05:00:15] Motion. Bro, yeah, what motion is one thing about feel like you like? What do I mean? Good PR?

[05:00:23] Oh my gosh. Gonna go make some fans happy over here. This is very, very cool to see. Oh my god. Wow.

[05:00:29] Bray, how do you feel? Literally, I'm in shock. She's been a dream celebrity

[05:00:35] I've been wanting to meet for so long, so this is surreal.

[05:00:38] Don't stutter, bro.

[05:00:40] My PR is being cooked.

[05:00:43] My PR is cucked.

[05:00:44] Yeah, bro.

[05:00:45] We got to go on a PR run, bro.

[05:00:46] I think you can just become best friends.

[05:00:48] You did so good.

[05:00:49] That was a moment.

[05:00:51] That was some real moment.

[05:00:52] You got a brand new moment out of this.

[05:00:53] That's the one question.

[05:00:54] No, we're not.

[05:00:55] If anybody should have had it, look at it.

[05:00:57] Come on, we're just kidding.

[05:00:59] I'm going to be honest, bro.

[05:01:00] I've been having way too much fun with strings

[05:01:02] to go on a PR act.

[05:01:06] But I don't know if it's a good balance though,

[05:01:07] I'm gonna be honest.

[05:01:08] It's a good balance of PR,

[05:01:13] having fun and being a two PR.

[05:01:17] Happy it was you, that was awesome, that was so cool.

[05:01:23] And then you get invited to shit, to be honest.

[05:01:29] All right, I've got a good idea, I'll go to the room.

[05:01:30] I stopped

[05:01:38] They just make up 400

[05:01:48] That's good emails, but I was up in the game man

[05:01:52] Resident Evil 7 biohazard. It's finally fucking time man

[05:02:00] Mom changed my title changed my game. Let's fucking do this shit

[05:02:09] Let's go

[05:02:13] Never played resident evil in my life, bro

[05:02:20] What's the fuck is happening with my but my PC is breaking. Oh my god, did you my PC?

[05:02:30] Should I put my camera in your reducer a little bit?

[05:02:34] Should I go green screen chat?

[05:02:36] I'll make sure you don't get hurt.

[05:02:59] Raceway activated.

[05:03:02] Raceway activated.

[05:03:04] I'm excited, bro. It's looking the most excited I ever been to play a game turn off lights. I will

[05:03:11] Oh!

[05:03:27] Oh!

[05:03:29] God damn it!

[05:03:34] Bravo!

[05:03:41] little agri-scree

[05:04:03] and disappear and now disappear

[05:04:24] bro wait why is she like why should mad like fuzzy though

[05:04:31] Oh.

[05:04:36] Cause lighting?

[05:04:37] Okay.

[05:04:41] Oh, blend.

[05:04:46] Oh, blend.

[05:04:52] Production!

[05:04:55] Production!

[05:04:58] I can remote in and try to fix it.

[05:05:00] I will take my PC, I will take my, I will take my PC.

[05:05:08] He just hacked into my PC.

[05:05:12] Oh my God, he's, oh my God, I'm no his, I'm no his bro.

[05:05:20] Yo.

[05:05:21] I'm back, I'm good I think.

[05:05:38] Wow.

[05:05:39] And we're good.

[05:05:40] Wow

[05:05:54] Subtattles on

[05:05:59] Wait what subtitles on which I shall hook a controller up or can I play mouse and keep or shall I play mouse and keep

[05:06:07] Why is it not going bro?

[05:06:10] There's a bug about him left, nothing to keep out of it, I just a holy shit, I just a retingos.

[05:06:36] Oh, feels way better, bro.

[05:07:02] Way more smooth

[05:07:06] The fuck

[05:07:13] How bro was this was this game made in the fucking 1990s

[05:07:18] Let's fucking go boys. Listen. The most highly anticipated game play of all time. I, Jason

[05:07:38] will be playing on Resident Evil 7 Biohazard y'all. Alright, it's time to be great. It's

[05:07:48] time to play. I don't even know if this is going on YouTube, but I'm excited. I'm excited

[05:07:59] and I'm also scared. I don't do well with scary, scary movies.

[05:08:07] I mean shows. I mean games.

[05:08:11] Here we go, boys.

[05:08:16] Here we go.

[05:08:20] So I go easy or normal? I feel like I go normal, bro. Like, bro, this is...

[05:08:24] I'm not fucking a little ass kid, one last Scooby Snack for the road.

[05:08:36] Hey baby, I wanted to send a quick hello and I love you.

[05:08:45] Oh, good news, I'm gonna be coming home soon, yay!

[05:08:51] I'm fading, bro, woes!

[05:08:53] I cannot wait to be done with this baby for the job

[05:08:57] And come home to my loving husband. Oh my god, Jesus. I miss you

[05:09:02] Oh my god, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. I'm in the game. Oh my god

[05:09:05] I gotta get back to work. I love you, Ethan. I miss you so much. I'm sending-

[05:09:09] I'm

[05:09:20] The fuck's going on

[05:09:24] No, bro, this is a resident evil PC the fuck's going on

[05:09:32] You were right I did lie to you I shouldn't have

[05:09:36] All I can say is that if you get this, stay away.

[05:09:47] No!

[05:09:48] Where's my, where's my wife at?

[05:09:53] Oh my God, bro, no, I don't know.

[05:10:02] I'm Ethan my cousin names are Ethan delayed

[05:10:08] Subtitle delay

[05:10:10] Oh

[05:10:12] Hey, it's uh, it's Ethan. I got on

[05:10:18] Yeah, yeah, no, but it's remind me of like a jump scares better happen

[05:10:23] Like the monster is gonna like pop out

[05:10:25] I don't know. I know you bro. It's gonna happen. How I'm prepared for she's back. She's back somehow

[05:10:34] Maybe it's a prank. She wants me to come and get her. Where is she?

[05:10:38] Probably she look mad realistic. Don't leave Louisiana

[05:10:42] We got city years. I know I know but what if it is her?

[05:10:46] She look like I'll find out what happened. She look like a resident evil car, bro

[05:10:51] Yo, yo, where the fuck am I?

[05:10:59] Bro, do not go down the resident evil path!

[05:11:12] Why are you getting out?

[05:11:16] Bro...

[05:11:17] Oh, this is the place.

[05:11:20] Achievement unlocked, she's alive, bro.

[05:11:26] What the fuck?

[05:11:28] Why would you go down this Resident Evil path?

[05:11:35] Resident Evil flies!

[05:11:49] Find Mia, that's my wife, bro.

[05:11:51] Mia, I'm coming baby!

[05:11:54] Bro, does she remind me of Outlast?

[05:11:59] It's a Resident Evil house.

[05:12:01] Turn on the motion blur.

[05:12:04] I bet.

[05:12:08] Where's motion blur?

[05:12:09] Bruh, L immersion, a few of the vision,

[05:12:12] or I'll just go up at like one time.

[05:12:14] Um, where is it?

[05:12:16] Okay.

[05:12:18] There we go, bruh, don't miss.

[05:12:21] Great days, thank you for that big five.

[05:12:26] The fuck, why do I sit, why do I sit on that?

[05:12:30] The fuck.

[05:12:32] Hello?

[05:12:34] What's going on?

[05:12:44] Go back!

[05:12:45] That was help man!

[05:12:48] Oh, thank you.

[05:12:51] Alright, we're good, we're good, I'm never going to my settings again.

[05:13:02] Yo, resident evil gate seems I need to get another path.

[05:13:15] Resident evil play.

[05:13:19] It seems I am unable to access the gate which means I gotta go around.

[05:13:24] Gotta find another path, bro.

[05:13:32] gift what talking about my my my wife

[05:13:40] Resident Evil flies!

[05:13:44] BOOM!

[05:13:57] Resident Evil human...

[05:14:07] Eat them bro, you gotta lock in!

[05:14:10] She look like a pond at a resident evil

[05:14:18] Wait where'd he go?

[05:14:23] Crows crows are bad luck bad game

[05:14:25] You're the shit like a president evil cow oh my god bro fuck it bitch

[05:14:55] why would you continue to go Ethan bro chat if your wife was lost and then you

[05:15:07] see a fucking resident evil cow and you walk into a resident evil swamp are you

[05:15:12] still going to save your wife me personally well yes I am because that's

[05:15:20] That's my wife, bro. I'll do anything for my wife.

[05:15:38] Oh my god, no!

[05:15:40] Mia! Is this her wife?

[05:15:43] No!

[05:15:50] She's been missing for three years.

[05:16:01] Bro, my God.

[05:16:07] She's from Texas?

[05:16:08] The ag?

[05:16:09] I

[05:16:13] Might need a really safer

[05:16:17] Resident evil swing resident house. Whoa. I just heard some shit

[05:16:28] Bro, the fuck is this one?

[05:16:32] No, what is this?

[05:16:34] But I'm good man. Do we go in here?

[05:16:39] 3, 2, 1, Resident Evil, let's jump scare him.

[05:16:46] Yep, bro, Ethan, are you fucking r- like, yeah bro, good idea Ethan.

[05:16:53] Go buy yourself to a Resident Evil house.

[05:16:57] Let's- what the fuck was that we doing?

[05:17:02] Oh my god, achievement, behind closed doors, nice.

[05:17:07] But it's a house it's a resident evil house

[05:17:37] Dude! Bro! I show speed eats! Fuck no!

[05:17:45] That should look dirty as fuck!

[05:17:50] Oh my god, bro!

[05:17:54] Oh fuck!

[05:17:58] Oh!

[05:18:00] Hi chat.

[05:18:02] Yo, hi chat.

[05:18:07] Let's continue.

[05:18:14] What is this resident evil paper?

[05:18:26] She kind of looked like a courthouse.

[05:18:30] Ewww!

[05:18:32] Resident Evil Water

[05:18:45] Oh fuck Mia

[05:18:50] Well, this shit weak as fuck

[05:18:53] What would the architecture the architect for this house is is not very good at his job

[05:18:59] She looks like a buddy for Thanos.

[05:19:06] What's this?

[05:19:08] Ooh, checkpoint.

[05:19:13] Derelict house footage.

[05:19:21] Rug for Hulk.

[05:19:28] Resident Evil Jorah.

[05:19:34] Who is that? Is that Mia?

[05:19:40] Mia!

[05:19:42] She looks like a resident evil...

[05:19:46] living room.

[05:19:48] Mia?

[05:19:53] No.

[05:19:54] No.

[05:19:55] What are they doing to Mia?

[05:19:58] Uh, so it seems like I need to find something to turn the power on.

[05:20:02] Huh.

[05:20:03] Oh.

[05:20:04] What?!

[05:20:05] Resident Evil House.

[05:20:06] All fishes.

[05:20:07] Mia?

[05:20:08] I'm sorry.

[05:20:09] I'm sorry.

[05:20:10] I'm sorry.

[05:20:11] I'm sorry.

[05:20:12] I'm sorry.

[05:20:13] I'm sorry.

[05:20:14] I'm sorry.

[05:20:15] I'm sorry.

[05:20:16] I'm sorry.

[05:20:17] I'm sorry.

[05:20:18] I'm sorry.

[05:20:19] I'm sorry.

[05:20:20] I

[05:20:33] You find this guy. Give me a break. Hey, I only work with professionals

[05:20:38] Speaking of which

[05:20:41] I don't want to repeat of Amarillo. That was two fucking years ago. I don't do ADR

[05:20:45] And we're back at our resident evil house.

[05:20:49] It's new guy?

[05:20:50] I'm not feeling it.

[05:20:51] Hellfucking cameraman, bruh.

[05:20:52] Just don't be surprised if we have to make a change.

[05:20:54] Yo asshole, I'm right here, bruh.

[05:20:56] New plan.

[05:20:58] We do a walkthrough of the inside first, then we shoot the intro.

[05:21:02] Just like we always do.

[05:21:04] Just try to say the show's name this time, okay?

[05:21:06] No problem.

[05:21:08] Tonight on Sewer Gators, another worthless fucking show.

[05:21:12] Well, Captain, it's static.

[05:21:29] Are we rolling?

[05:21:31] All right, let's go.

[05:21:37] Get out of the way.

[05:21:39] It's locked!

[05:21:43] Nice old bro.

[05:21:48] So, why are we in hell this time?

[05:21:52] Have you ever prepped?

[05:21:54] What's the prep?

[05:21:55] Shitty house, spooky sounds.

[05:21:57] Boo, is it haunted?

[05:21:58] It's a resident evil house.

[05:22:02] My blessing, bro!

[05:22:04] I was an anchor, you know?

[05:22:05] We can sub, Pete.

[05:22:06] Not anchor.

[05:22:07] What's that?

[05:22:08] nothing you guys I'm thirsty water please sorry Andre abandon farmhouse missing

[05:22:17] you know I gotta walk in front of him bro

[05:22:22] how long you say this place has been abandoned three years

[05:22:28] Plenty! Get a shot of this. Let's make a great cutaway. So, uh, Hillbilly Joe and his family go-

[05:22:36] Resident Evil Fools!

[05:22:38] Jack and Marguerite Baker. They were quiet, not backward. A lot of bad rumors about their son, Lucas. Bad seed, apparently.

[05:22:49] I see a little- Ah, shit!

[05:22:51] Michael, we've got a Resident Evil-

[05:22:52] No, I shouldn't have worn my good shoes!

[05:22:54] Oh, shit, I had my shots although this would make a great fact drop Andre what

[05:23:06] do you think Andre what the fuck Andre go Andre Andre Clancy you see where

[05:23:17] Andre went oh my god but we got to leave him dog I like yo we got to leave

[05:23:20] We gotta leave him!

[05:23:22] Fucking believable!

[05:23:24] This is the last time I work with that guy.

[05:23:26] Fuck, bro.

[05:23:28] Fuck, bro.

[05:23:30] A good cameraman like you, Planty.

[05:23:32] Hey.

[05:23:34] Hey! That'll be you, man.

[05:23:36] That was a good cameraman.

[05:23:42] Yo, we should turn away, bro.

[05:23:44] We should leave.

[05:23:46] What the fuck was that? Did you hear that? Bro, let's leave! It's a resident evil house!

[05:23:57] Andre? What the fuck is he? Bro. It's just content, bro. You're right, bro. Am I human or a

[05:24:10] I got the angles. I got the angles

[05:24:21] Hold on he's looking at something get a pan

[05:24:28] Andre what the hell she look like a fire pit for Thanos. Oh

[05:24:35] Shit

[05:24:37] all right new deal oh fuck no we find Andre and we go I mean fuck this show

[05:24:43] sure I say we I say we leave Andre

[05:24:48] I

[05:24:55] Was an evil trap door

[05:24:58] Bruh

[05:25:05] You go down first you first

[05:25:09] Need a nice hero shot of me coming down the ladder, so

[05:25:15] You first I

[05:25:17] I don't know, I could never be a cameraman. I could never do this cameraman shit.

[05:25:24] Nice I need a hero shot. Yeah, buddy kill yourself

[05:25:31] Hey, why would you get hey you got to go you got to be in front of me I don't

[05:25:36] See like a it's a bit of a resident evil

[05:25:40] Layer Andre

[05:25:44] Yo

[05:25:47] yo you're gonna come down I know yeah we gotta go bro yo yo Andre we gotta go

[05:25:57] No, Doug! Andre, come on, let's leave!

[05:26:02] AHHHHH! Shit!

[05:26:05] Resident Evil Dead!

[05:26:08] No! Nooooo!

[05:26:15] I'm in Jesus!

[05:26:24] Jesus!

[05:26:27] I thought Kermit don't die, bro.

[05:26:40] You know what I gotta do.

[05:26:44] Resident Evil Lever.

[05:26:52] Minus one TVU.

[05:26:56] Now, why in God's green earth would you go down this fucking ladder after seeing it at, Ethan?

[05:27:01] You fucking idiot.

[05:27:02] Oh, Resident Evil cockroaches.

[05:27:06] TV doesn't work down there, but I'm not having bit rate. Do I even go down here?

[05:27:14] Oh, my fucking god, uh...

[05:27:17] Uh, it's a dead zone.

[05:27:20] AAH!

[05:27:21] Nuh...

[05:27:22] Ethan, you fucking idiot, Ethan!

[05:27:25] Now you can't go back up

[05:27:33] Andre

[05:27:47] No dead bunnies

[05:27:50] I gotta swim in the resin evil water

[05:27:55] Ewww!

[05:28:07] Ewww!

[05:28:18] Oh! Somebody farted!

[05:28:25] Oh

[05:28:37] Who's that? Yo, that's not my wife Mia, but look at the resident evil worms on his head. Oh my god, is that YBG?

[05:28:50] The fuck is that El Chapo?

[05:28:55] is that bro is that woesh is that Joe butterfucking lozi talk yo they they

[05:29:14] Hey God Joe!

[05:29:25] Where's the Eagle Shail?

[05:29:29] Ah!

[05:29:32] Mommy and Daddy- AHH!

[05:29:36] Eeeeeee

[05:29:38] Eeeeeee

[05:29:44] Me!

[05:29:46] Me!

[05:29:48] Me!

[05:29:52] Bro, scream out here, you fucking idiot!

[05:29:56] Me!

[05:30:00] Oh, oh, a letter, hold on.

[05:30:04] Resident Evil letter, Ben.

[05:30:06] Ben dead, Harold turned, turned, turned?

[05:30:10] It turned into a zombie?

[05:30:12] Mia's not on this list though.

[05:30:16] Bullcutters.

[05:30:18] So what are the last things?

[05:30:24] Bro, holy shit, I better win the game.

[05:30:36] Holy shit, I better win the game.

[05:30:38] Mia!

[05:30:40] Mia?

[05:30:41] Nia, Nia, it's me!

[05:30:49] You shouldn't be here.

[05:30:50] Why?

[05:30:51] What do you mean?

[05:30:52] You contacted me.

[05:30:53] No, no, I wouldn't.

[05:30:56] Did anyone see you?

[05:31:00] Did he see you?

[05:31:01] No.

[05:31:02] Who else is here?

[05:31:03] What the hell's going on?

[05:31:04] Daddy's coming.

[05:31:05] We need to go.

[05:31:06] Fuck you, me daddy!

[05:31:07] We need to go now!

[05:31:08] Yo, bro, she been cheated on me?

[05:31:10] you dead ass bro no I don't fuck with that dog fuck you mean daddy bro the dad

[05:31:16] where are you taking me someplace safe are you gonna tell me what's going on

[05:31:22] yeah I guess here you can come three years three years

[05:31:27] bro Mia Mia Mia it's me Ethan bro no kissing scene

[05:31:39] what's going on

[05:31:43] bro no hug no kiss it's been three years bro

[05:31:49] What? Bro, does she not give a fuck about me?

[05:31:52] Not now. We need to get out of here first.

[05:31:56] I think it's this way.

[05:31:59] Yo, this is the Resident Evil

[05:32:02] Doctor's room. Fuckin' mean it's this way.

[05:32:07] Is she good, bro?

[05:32:10] Resident Evil girl.

[05:32:14] Yo, yo, you good?

[05:32:17] What's going on Mia we have to talk that message you said not me that wasn't me

[05:32:26] but you did okay just tell me what's going on I'm telling you everything that

[05:32:33] I know

[05:32:35] bro did she get cloned? where are we going Mia?

[05:32:40] uh she like resident evil I thought it was spaghetti never mind

[05:32:48] Mia are you sure you know where you're going?

[05:32:51] family used to bring me food through here I remember

[05:32:55] the top of food

[05:33:00] fucking idiot

[05:33:05] Why are we going this way we should go up the ladder there kids there

[05:33:16] Mia Mia

[05:33:22] Mia is the 48

[05:33:24] Dad I

[05:33:27] Remember this room

[05:33:29] There's another door here. Look. He should kind of look comfy

[05:33:32] What's going on?

[05:33:35] Chill Mia!

[05:33:36] What do you mean?

[05:33:38] What do you mean?

[05:33:40] Mia!

[05:33:42] Mia!

[05:33:44] Stay with me!

[05:33:50] Mia!

[05:33:54] Stay with me!

[05:33:56] Mia.

[05:33:57] We gotta get out of here.

[05:34:00] Just stay here, alright?

[05:34:02] I'm gonna have a look around.

[05:34:05] Why would you not just bring her back to where?

[05:34:09] Yo, Mia, it's me.

[05:34:11] It's me, Mia.

[05:34:20] I'm sure a doll out of Resident Evil.

[05:34:24] That's an evil dog

[05:34:48] Moshi Moshi

[05:34:54] Mia!

[05:34:56] Oh no, got him out.

[05:35:00] Mia!

[05:35:02] Uhhh!

[05:35:04] She look like a resident evil.

[05:35:06] God, bro.

[05:35:08] It literally never misses.

[05:35:10] Resident evil toilet.

[05:35:12] Oh.

[05:35:14] First aid kit.

[05:35:16] Oh, more first aid.

[05:35:18] Oh my God.

[05:35:20] Leaf.

[05:35:22] Oh my god, leave my fucking wife alone!

[05:35:52] No.

[05:36:16] No!

[05:36:22] Mia?

[05:36:26] Mia no.

[05:36:30] Mia no!

[05:36:31] Mia no!

[05:36:34] No!

[05:36:36] No they got her casket down.

[05:36:40] Mia!

[05:36:41] Mia!

[05:36:46] No!

[05:36:52] Oh

[05:37:22] I'm gonna get you boys!

[05:37:24] No!

[05:37:26] Help me, please!

[05:37:28] Oh my God!

[05:37:30] No!

[05:37:32] Ugh!

[05:37:37] It's just content.

[05:37:39] I can feel her clawing her way back inside.

[05:37:43] It's just content.

[05:37:45] Ow!

[05:37:47] Mickey?

[05:37:49] No!

[05:37:51] No, no, stop bro, he did

[05:38:01] Yo bro, just gonna stab your head 50 times. What are you talking about? Oh shit, never mind. I'm good

[05:38:08] I'm good now

[05:38:10] There's an evil potion

[05:38:16] Holy shit

[05:38:18] Like a magic potion

[05:38:21] Oh shit, I just wasted two. Well, I'm good now.

[05:38:25] Um, maybe grab your fucking wife and get out of here.

[05:38:36] Bruh.

[05:38:39] Uh, Ethan, bro, your fucking wife.

[05:38:42] Whoop, glad it.

[05:38:44] BUUUH, WHAT THE FUCK?!

[05:38:46] YOU!

[05:38:47] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[05:38:49] Aha! I'm here! No!

[05:38:51] Mira! Mira!

[05:38:55] You gave me no choice.

[05:38:57] You fucking...

[05:38:59] Now I don't want to do this!

[05:39:01] You raised it in your own way!

[05:39:03] I can never leave you!

[05:39:05] Motherfucker! No!

[05:39:07] Get out of here!

[05:39:09] Oh, I'm kind of fucked out of...

[05:39:11] I'm kind of fucked out of her!

[05:39:13] Motherfucker!

[05:39:15] Motherfucker!

[05:39:17] No, no, no.

[05:39:20] Mia.

[05:39:22] Mia, no.

[05:39:46] It's just content, man.

[05:39:47] She's good. She's kind.

[05:39:55] Machine, machine.

[05:39:59] Hello?

[05:40:00] You really shouldn't have come here.

[05:40:02] Who's this? What the fuck is going on?

[05:40:05] My name's Zoe. We should be a way out through the attic.

[05:40:09] Uh, go there.

[05:40:11] Now.

[05:40:17] The fuck Mia

[05:40:26] Where the fuck did Mia go bro, I knew was just content she's good

[05:40:41] Don't open

[05:40:43] I feel like I've been here before like I'm back I'm back to where I started holy shit

[05:40:53] attic I got some new shit go to the attic so

[05:41:04] Hello?

[05:41:05] Where's the attic?

[05:41:08] Fuck is this?

[05:41:11] Nothing safe.

[05:41:14] What the fuck is the attic?

[05:41:20] You have a map?

[05:41:25] I'll figure it out.

[05:41:32] Under there as an evil fridge

[05:41:46] Fuck

[05:42:18] I see you

[05:42:24] Spell attic ATT I see

[05:42:30] Maybe look around I bet

[05:42:38] Honestly bummed down just leave now and in the game

[05:42:44] I'm honestly gonna leave of course

[05:42:48] past it or mean what do you mean

[05:43:08] Is it an evil attic? Where? What the fuck was that?

[05:43:17] Where do I go, bro? Bro, nah, bro, I didn't know this was a puzzle game.

[05:43:34] The dresser goofy. I bet.

[05:43:43] I bet.

[05:43:44] In the dresser, I bet.

[05:43:55] Open.

[05:43:57] Woo-hoo!

[05:43:58] Resident Evil fools.

[05:44:02] Mia!

[05:44:04] The fuck?

[05:44:16] Where do I put the foos?

[05:44:23] If I remember correctly, it's gotta be somewhere in here.

[05:44:30] Fuck.

[05:44:31] Fuck, I could jump scare myself.

[05:44:37] Hey!

[05:44:38] Fuck it out!

[05:44:39] I know you didn't mean to hurt me.

[05:44:46] God damn!

[05:44:47] I've done this!

[05:44:48] God!

[05:44:49] It did!

[05:44:50] Kill her!

[05:44:51] It's fucking her!

[05:44:52] You bitch!

[05:44:53] You bitch!

[05:44:54] You bitch!

[05:44:55] You bitch!

[05:44:56] No!

[05:44:58] You bitch!

[05:45:07] Ah, it's just human!

[05:45:10] No!

[05:45:11] No!

[05:45:12] No!

[05:45:13] Hold it!

[05:45:15] No!

[05:45:17] Get it out!

[05:45:21] My head!

[05:45:26] I don't have any more fucking resident evil potions.

[05:45:41] Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, holy shit.

[05:45:56] Yo, how?

[05:45:59] Grab it.

[05:46:00] Oh, shit, my hand.

[05:46:02] I forgot my hand.

[05:46:04] Bro.

[05:46:06] Bro, get my hand.

[05:46:09] Let's put it in my backpack.

[05:46:12] Oh, fuck.

[05:46:13] Oh, shit.

[05:46:16] Oh, fuck.

[05:46:18] How am I alive right now?

[05:46:22] I'm low-key chillin. Oh

[05:46:28] Oh, they done fucked up, bro. Oh, yeah

[05:46:32] Yeah

[05:46:34] Am I good, bro? I just got a resident evil potion, but I don't think I need to use it

[05:46:39] Resident evil gun

[05:46:42] Who fuck you out?

[05:46:44] Uh, me uh, you gonna play with me

[05:46:47] Use it

[05:46:49] You think my oh oh you think my hand will respawn? No

[05:46:55] Wait, it's not let it be it's not let it be use it

[05:47:19] Oh, I dare you to come to this shit.

[05:47:43] Oh, I dare you to come through this shit.

[05:47:50] Oh, she got him.

[05:47:55] Bitch.

[05:48:26] the hide under a fucking table like they fucking foolboxed me

[05:48:33] fucking boxes

[05:48:36] No, you don't move, I come back down.

[05:48:50] Come back down, bitch I'm here, bitch I'm here, bitch I'm-

[05:48:58] I'm out no I box myself bitch but what what yeah it's yeah I'm there boom one

[05:49:14] We love faster bitch

[05:49:32] Give me the fuck out of it or you fucked in the head

[05:49:39] Hello, what if fuck am I supposed to go?

[05:49:44] What the fuck?

[05:49:46] What the fuck?

[05:49:48] What the fuck?

[05:49:50] Motherfuckin' bitch!

[05:49:52] What?

[05:49:54] Come on.

[05:49:56] Elim! Elim!

[05:49:58] Elim!

[05:50:00] He did it!

[05:50:02] Oh, this is what they treat now. What?

[05:50:04] What? What? What? What?

[05:50:06] What? What?

[05:50:08] AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[05:50:10] AHHHHHHH!

[05:50:12] AHHHHHHHHH!!!

[05:50:14] AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[05:50:16] AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[05:50:42] No way, I'm all the way back here bro.

[05:51:02] Wait, where's the gun?

[05:51:12] Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah, stop playing with me.

[05:51:17] Okay, fine.

[05:51:18] You left me no choice from you.

[05:51:21] Fuckin' bitch.

[05:51:26] Oh, yeah.

[05:51:27] I bet I bet I bet I do this. I'm here. Why why why?

[05:51:49] Hey, what?

[05:51:51] Hey, hey, hey!

[05:51:53] Hello!

[05:51:55] Yo!

[05:51:57] Yeah, that what? That what? That what?

[05:51:59] Reload, reload? I want, I want bullet-less.

[05:52:01] Hey, hey!

[05:52:05] Hey, hey, hey!

[05:52:09] Hey!

[05:52:11] Hey! Hey!

[05:52:13] Kite, kite, kite, kite, kite, kite, kite!

[05:52:15] Wow, Brody!

[05:52:19] fuck that dumbass, what, what, maybe I can try and solve it, and I just need my resident

[05:52:30] evil powers here.

[05:52:33] oh, make sure she, make sure she dead this time bro, every death equal bro, what are

[05:52:41] y'all talking about man?

[05:52:45] bro can i kill her? bro i'm not taking her i bet

[05:53:15] Where are you taking me?

[05:53:37] What the?

[05:53:40] Who the fuck am I, bro?

[05:53:46] Welcome to the family.

[05:53:52] Come on. Don't you die on us now. You have work to do.

[05:53:56] Who's that?

[05:53:58] Oh, they done staked my hand back. Wow.

[05:54:06] Wow, bro. W Apple Watch?

[05:54:10] It was just content

[05:54:40] I don't want to eat resident evil food.

[05:54:49] I don't want to eat resident evil food.

[05:54:54] I'll eat the resident evil food.

[05:55:04] I'll eat it. I'll eat the resident evil food.

[05:55:07] This will cost me a very special feast.

[05:55:11] My boy.

[05:55:12] Don't call me boy.

[05:55:14] No, no, okay, I'll eat it!

[05:55:20] Ow, no one!

[05:55:23] Ow, no one!

[05:55:27] God damn it!

[05:55:29] I'll bet it's that cop again.

[05:55:31] There goes my tongue.

[05:55:32] Jigs.

[05:55:34] I'm coming back for you

[05:55:41] Yo, yo Gma

[05:55:46] Resident Evil fucking feast

[05:55:52] Resident Evil food feast

[05:56:04] Are you alive?

[05:56:11] What the fuck is wrong with her man?

[05:56:20] She's looking chill.

[05:56:22] She's looking just chill.

[05:56:26] Oh sh-

[05:56:29] I'm good up books, bro

[05:56:36] Man, we're missing

[05:56:42] Oh, where's my gun at?

[05:56:48] There's an evil grandma

[05:56:51] friends for Thanos

[05:56:53] Oh, straight fucking Resley evil goyslaw in here

[05:56:59] Yeah, give me the fuck out of here, bro

[05:57:08] It's a resident evil shoe

[05:57:14] My little fuck in my space be gone, dude.

[05:57:23] Mia.

[05:57:25] I'm good.

[05:57:27] I'm good.

[05:57:29] I'm sorry.

[05:57:31] I'm sorry I'm good.

[05:57:34] I'm...

[05:57:36] I'm sorry.

[05:57:38] I'm sorry.

[05:57:41] Come and teach.

[05:57:48] Jima, what did you do to Jima?

[05:58:03] I don't believe it.

[05:58:33] I

[05:58:56] Fuck bro

[05:58:58] bro where am I supposed to go? I thought I was supposed to juke him

[05:59:05] okay maybe I need a on the table

[05:59:11] what?

[05:59:21] why did the music get intense man?

[05:59:25] Oh

[05:59:55] BIDDLE!

[05:59:58] Boy you are nothing!

[06:00:00] Just a man without a gun.

[06:00:05] What the f**k, bro?

[06:00:14] Pants off.

[06:00:17] Bruh, hey, hey.

[06:00:19] Suck.

[06:00:21] Suck.

[06:00:25] I

[06:00:35] Bro, where does that key go though?

[06:00:40] Where's that key go try anybody know

[06:00:51] The hatch what hatch bro

[06:00:55] Jima?

[06:01:09] Alright, I got it.

[06:01:11] Alright, I'm back.

[06:01:13] That's a big joke.

[06:01:19] Boom.

[06:01:21] Yep, okay.

[06:01:25] Where's any evil?

[06:01:32] Pink.

[06:01:37] Where's any evil pink?

[06:01:44] are you done bro what the fuck

[06:02:14] Dumbass bro

[06:02:27] No, this you got to be cheating or something

[06:02:44] done

[06:02:54] All right, bro, so this is a one

[06:03:00] Why bro, give me the fuck out of there

[06:03:03] I'm here.

[06:03:10] Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss.

[06:03:24] Get the fuck close.

[06:03:26] I'm here.

[06:03:27] Here's the needle, so I'm going back.

[06:03:29] I

[06:03:45] Take those bro every day the fucking week, baby

[06:03:48] What type of clothes that be washing here? Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Resident Evil Wanderer

[06:04:06] Matt oh bro dr. T mr. T left his

[06:04:12] Gold ring here brown free ring

[06:04:31] I can store items here definitely got a store my coin bro

[06:04:36] I should got to stay in the box.

[06:04:39] Got some herb that nutrients that help heal wounds.

[06:04:43] No, I was looking in the air, bro.

[06:04:50] Ooh, more herbs.

[06:04:51] Ooh, what on?

[06:04:54] Ooh, oh, Minecraft, bro.

[06:04:59] Nice.

[06:05:01] Main house map.

[06:05:06] Where's that evil lunchbox?

[06:05:17] Moshi? Moshi, Moshi! Moshi, Moshi!

[06:05:26] You did good, Ethan.

[06:05:27] Zoe, right? What the fuck are you...

[06:05:29] Shut up and listen if you want to stay alive. You gotta get out of that house.

[06:05:34] It might be a way out through the main hall. All right, and I think on your wrist is the codex. Don't lose it

[06:05:40] It's important. W Apple watch

[06:05:49] Little girl, yo, bro, you know Ethan's tripping bro. You got your own wife. You got to save I can't open this shit

[06:06:00] Where mom

[06:06:04] Get out the house.

[06:06:07] You're blind.

[06:06:09] All you're blind.

[06:06:13] What do you mean, bro?

[06:06:14] It said F.

[06:06:16] Oh, shoot. What the fuck did I just get?

[06:06:18] A toothbrush?

[06:06:21] What the fuck I need this shit for?

[06:06:23] A tool for opening simple locks.

[06:06:30] Open the box.

[06:06:31] Boy I know where to go.

[06:06:33] Down here now.

[06:06:40] I don't remember.

[06:06:45] Where am I supposed to go?

[06:06:54] What? Oh, hold on.

[06:06:57] Hey!

[06:06:59] Did I just waste that?

[06:07:09] No, I should probably use one potion. Heal, bro.

[06:07:15] Oh

[06:07:28] Right here

[06:07:31] Ggs, but I use my log pig

[06:07:35] Where the fuck I'm supposed to go go to the main all that's what she said, huh? Go down. I'll go back

[06:07:45] the coin

[06:07:49] Manhole go down a main hall over here. Oh shit. What's good, bro? Help me dude

[06:07:58] Hey, you gotta help me hold on back up

[06:08:01] Resident evil cop. I mean is this your property? Oh fuck you mean no no

[06:08:08] All right now. We got several calls about some missing person help me

[06:08:12] I gotta get out of here. He's dead calm down

[06:08:16] You're not listening to me. There are crazy people in this house trying to fucking kill me. Well, all right

[06:08:21] Let me tell you what the fuck is wrong

[06:08:23] You playing with a full deck yourself. All right, are you kidding me? Look like I said

[06:08:29] several

[06:08:31] And I can't rule out that an outsider like your fucking idiot, bro

[06:08:37] I'll tell you whatever you want. All right. That's more like now

[06:08:41] meet me in the grove. We'll talk there.

[06:08:44] What? Help me, man!

[06:08:48] Good idea.

[06:08:51] Look, officer.

[06:08:53] Deputy.

[06:08:54] Right. Deputy.

[06:08:57] Have you ever seen my name in the obituaries?

[06:09:00] Would you want to be a hero and save my life?

[06:09:02] Please, bro.

[06:09:07] Give me that shit.

[06:09:08] A fucking pocket knife?

[06:09:10] Bruh take it. It's all you gonna get

[06:09:19] Oh a knife that's what I needed what am I gonna do with a knife? Thank you deputy great David a five

[06:09:35] Oh big red button

[06:09:40] Oh

[06:09:42] No, no

[06:09:44] We gotta get the fuck out of here first needed tell me what you're doing out here alone in the middle of the middle

[06:09:48] Are you fucking ahead? What about you? It's my job. Don't you do your job and tell me what the fuck

[06:09:56] No

[06:10:01] Shit

[06:10:10] Motherfucka! Motherfucka!

[06:10:12] Motherfucka what now?

[06:10:14] Yeah! Come on!

[06:10:16] Come on!

[06:10:19] Is this guy fucking God?

[06:10:22] Oh shit!

[06:10:24] Bitch!

[06:10:26] This guy's dead!

[06:10:28] Fuck!

[06:10:32] No man!

[06:10:40] Give me that shit. What now? What? BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH. BITCH.

[06:10:55] I'm out of bullets, GG's bruh. Yeah, I'm out of fucking ammo, bro. What am I actually supposed to do?

[06:11:04] Oh, maybe go in the car.

[06:11:08] Wait, Ethan, you might be a fucking genius, bruh.

[06:11:10] Maybe we should drive out of here.

[06:11:12] Holy fuck, bruh.

[06:11:16] Maybe get some bullets off his body, maybe.

[06:11:19] Oh, um, um, maybe look around and go with us a time.

[06:11:25] Oh, Locker.

[06:11:26] Where's the evil Locker?

[06:11:27] Oh, did I just, what did I just get?

[06:11:30] What did I just grab?

[06:11:31] Oh, maybe look inside this Locker.

[06:11:33] Oh, I'm dead.

[06:11:36] We've got my fucking thunder butt, bro. I just wasted that shit. Oh, maybe I get

[06:11:44] I'm out of this bitch, bro

[06:11:55] The table the table the table the table the table the table the table the table

[06:11:58] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, behind you, behind you, under,

[06:12:04] under where?

[06:12:05] Table, table, table, table, table, table, man, right there.

[06:12:09] And...

[06:12:10] And block.

[06:12:11] Yep, I made out of fucking titanium, bitch, I'm out of there.

[06:12:18] I

[06:12:48] Oh

[06:12:57] Fuck

[06:13:07] No, let's finish this you and I

[06:13:18] My head is attached to my body or no?

[06:13:32] Oh shit.

[06:13:33] I'm good bro.

[06:13:34] I'm alive.

[06:13:35] How the fuck am I alive?

[06:13:36] Oh nice now.

[06:13:37] Oh what the?

[06:13:38] I'm alive. How the fuck am I alive?

[06:13:45] Nice now. Oh, what the fuck? Okay

[06:13:55] Are you fucking the head? Are you fucking the head bro? No, no, no, no, are you fucking the head?

[06:14:05] Oh fuck!

[06:14:08] Oh

[06:14:15] Nice Daniels

[06:14:19] Okay, now you gotta be dead now you gotta be dead right now you gotta be dead

[06:14:28] Use the ladder

[06:14:38] How?

[06:14:40] You're about to see some more of this.

[06:14:43] What the fuck?

[06:14:45] Holy, is he even dead?

[06:14:48] Bro, give me a fuck outta here, man.

[06:14:51] Oh my god, bro.

[06:15:08] She look like a...

[06:15:26] You need that? Bear grab it? Alright, but...

[06:15:29] So he's gotta be dead now, huh?

[06:15:33] You need that. You need that.

[06:15:36] I do this, huh? What do you mean? I need this shit, bro. I can't even grab it. It's a painting

[06:15:44] I mean, bro. Yeah, you gotta be dead

[06:15:51] Other side of the box back of it

[06:15:57] It comes holy fuck you're retarded that's my first time living

[06:16:06] Okay.

[06:16:32] Hey.

[06:16:36] I

[06:16:45] W fucking save

[06:16:47] I got to prepare for war and go see the moon, Chet.

[06:17:14] God I'm gonna finish this game on everything I love bro. The thing is, bro, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to finish a one go.

[06:17:20] On God, I will finish this game. This game has actually been so fun, bro.

[06:17:25] This is actually the best game I ever played. Actually, isn't it a better game, better game than this?

[06:17:30] This is the best game I ever played. I've been enjoying myself.

[06:17:35] Relax like story game lies. It's the best game I ever played. I'm not sponsored. No

[06:17:55] Wait, I just saved right and just whoa

[06:17:59] I almost just fucking never played this game ever again, bro

[06:18:05] Do I click end end the game do I click this to get out or do I just alter for

[06:18:21] Actually W fucking game what the fuck why am I so zoomed in right now?

[06:18:26] Oh

[06:18:29] The fuck

[06:18:33] Oh my PC's crashing and we're back the fuck how does that just happen?

[06:18:38] Wow, that shit was amazing, Doug, that shit was amazing, what a fucking game, a great

[06:19:01] fucking game I've watched this fight

[06:19:22] Bro, what you working on at Dove?

[06:19:28] What you working on at Dove?

[06:19:32] Put a finger down if you ever put a finger down.

[06:19:39] Put a finger down.

[06:19:41] Raid a Ludwig.

[06:19:42] What was Ludwig going?

[06:19:43] Road to Empire.

[06:19:44] Maybe she a freaky.

[06:19:45] Nah, it doesn't look that freaky.

[06:19:46] No, it doesn't look that freaky.

[06:19:48] Let's see what's going on on Twitch.

[06:19:53] DDG, DDG and DreamDog, Shazam.

[06:19:59] Shazam!

[06:20:02] Give them 200, I got it, I will.

[06:20:06] rage

[06:20:20] there's a lot of teammates doing it instead of like training

[06:20:23] it's over with bro, that ass

[06:20:27] it's over with dude

[06:20:29] So baby think war segment

[06:20:36] Yeah

[06:20:44] Okay, so where is

[06:20:46] It's you.

[06:20:53] It's you.

[06:20:55] It's you.

[06:20:58] Police brutality.

[06:21:03] What are you doing?

[06:21:10] I remember this with this stream.

[06:21:12] I remember this with this stream.

[06:21:14] I remember this live at USC campus.

[06:21:18] You child.

[06:21:20] You're the weirdest fall out there.

[06:21:22] Someone donated $1.

[06:21:24] How are you less than a year ago?

[06:21:26] Like...

[06:21:28] Doug?

[06:21:30] My boyfriend Doug, don't know.

[06:21:32] Sam, I was pointing to Sam.

[06:21:34] Oh my god, he with the hammer himself?

[06:21:36] He with the hammer himself, bro?

[06:21:38] Bro

[06:21:48] That's crazy. That's good collabs man. I'm glad that was starting to collab with my bro

[06:22:02] Do this tomorrow

[06:22:08] I got a lot of bro. Let me watch some hot Ryan Garcia highlights

[06:22:15] Actually, I watch it tomorrow soon check soon

[06:22:20] He better get me with that left hook, huh?

[06:22:40] He better drum my ass, bro.

[06:22:44] Hey, fuck it, bro.

[06:22:46] Fuck it.

[06:22:47] Hold on.

[06:22:48] I got to, I got to post it, I got to post it.

[06:22:53] Chat tomorrow's going to be a bit of a later stream because,

[06:22:58] because that was when he said that he was free.

[06:23:06] Could have done it another day,

[06:23:07] but I'm not going to, I'd rather do a later stream than

[06:23:12] bullish.

[06:23:13] I'll watch highlights from all before mushroom. I will be warming up for Ryan Garcia

[06:23:24] post this shit

[06:23:28] Sparring Ryan Garcia tomorrow Jason versus Brian Garcia

[06:23:38] Tomorrow 6 p.m. PST

[06:23:43] And we gotta get a quick little boxing emoji.

[06:23:47] Bang.

[06:24:11] You going through a full workout with him?

[06:24:12] Yeah, I'm I think we're gonna do a full workout and then spar

[06:24:21] Versus at my

[06:24:29] If I was your assistant, I will bags of frozen peas on standby

[06:25:03] Oh my god, they added a thousand sub option again

[06:25:07] Holy fucking nine hundred dollars, bro

[06:25:24] We're going increments

[06:25:33] Bro, it says reconnect PayPal. What do you freak dude? I'm not doing one K. Yeah, sorry

[06:25:42] Updating payment method complete purchase

[06:25:45] Three why does it say confirm your purchase on PayPal?

[06:25:52] Maybe if I go Apple pay

[06:26:33] Yeah, here we go, boom, and it went through.

[06:26:46] Jason the Wind!

[06:26:50] The fuck are you calling me?

[06:26:52] That's not me, bro!

[06:26:54] This race is fuck!

[06:26:59] I don't like that raid I've ever read him and then I should this should take my

[06:27:20] Um.

[06:27:21] AHH!

[06:27:22] I thought you fucking slut, bro!

[06:27:25] Oh my god, bro!

[06:27:28] 35 Resident Evil.

[06:27:30] I was, bro!

[06:27:33] Oh my god, why would you do that?

[06:27:36] Are you just a baby?

[06:27:38] I'm just a baby, dude.

[06:27:41] I just got back from the gym. Do you see the pump?

[06:27:43] What was it?

[06:27:44] Do you see the pump?

[06:27:45] Damn, what do you hear?

[06:27:46] Uh, you know, games.

[06:27:48] Gaines? What do you hear, Gaines? What do you mean, Gaines? What did you hear? Are you

[06:28:00] fucking... Are you out your goddamn mind? Are you out your goddamn mind?

[06:28:06] No, he didn't put me in there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[06:28:14] NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANON

[06:28:17] Col Palmer posted your clip on Instagram?

[06:28:20] Fucke

[06:28:24] He talked him out

[06:28:28] Why would you just lie to me?

[06:28:30] Remember?

[06:28:31] Like that was the most random live all the time

[06:28:38] Like that was literally so random

[06:28:41] Like it was believable random

[06:28:51] I what?

[06:28:57] Alright, bro, I got one link. I want to click on

[06:29:04] To me a leak man

[06:29:11] gotta be some bullshit what the fuck is this available in the U.S.

[06:29:27] a fucking ill bro but I need this yo whoaes bro can we get this on it thanks

[06:29:41] bro fucking ill I don't want to smell like Pepsi dude

[06:30:03] all right chat Ray Drew ban everybody spend a semester in my chat ban

[06:30:10] Everybody's been mentioned in my chat. I'm ran Ludwig cuz I'm dead to him and I'll keep this council's payment

[06:30:16] All right chat. Thank y'all for watching

[06:30:19] W stream great stream great fucking game tomorrow. I'll be live probably like 4 30 my time be five bro

[06:30:26] Like an hour or maybe hour half before I

[06:30:29] Go spar Ryan Garcia

[06:30:34] We got back to back banger streams and then tomorrow and then the next day

[06:30:37] I'm gonna buy let's just spider-man because spider-man brand new day is happening. So, uh, yeah, I love young man

[06:30:44] I appreciate y'all for watching cue to music

[06:30:52] To all my sons worldwide

[06:30:54] Oh

[06:31:24] I'm in the bank thinking poor to you. I'm in New York on John Cheshire supermodels and they are six