jasontheween
🔴FART OF STREAMER GAMES🔴DAY 2🔴COMEBACK TIME🔴IF I SELL AGAIN IM DROPPING A HATEFARM ON MYSELF🔴
08-02-2026 · 7h 54m
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No, no, no, no, you can't leave me alone.
Performing myself if we lose.
We should add to the B.
Slash.
Two, three, four.
Wait a minute.
Mmm.
What about?
Mmm.
What challenge?
What is it, life?
This is on.
No, it's 100%.
Is it, are we live?
I don't even know.
Oh, oh, no, it's here.
I think we're live.
Live on Twitch?
We are live on Twitch. Don't say anything, bro.
We're at the league.
Take for me myself if we lose
And boom we are live. What's going on, bro? Here you got the top filter on but wait, what the fuck?
Why I got a top filter? Yo, hey my day two, bro
You know what it is same shirt, bro. What are you talking about same shirt?
Crumble volleyball. Yes, bro. What are you still doing here? Okay, whatever, bro
Shit karma stuck on your camera cool, bro. W's W's clean lens. Thank you. Why did you take it a shot filter off?
Well right now chat
Hey, it's time to lock in bro, you know I'm saying was just watching your
Fucking
Hey, listen listen listen listen listen
yesterday I know bro I had one of the worst performances if not the worst
performance of all of streamer games I finished fifth place in the hundred
meter didn't horribly fail my teammates in volleyball but to be fair we lost to
team all stars who won the whole thing so you know what I mean it is what it is
a down homage yeah how much how much to adapt now but on a real note though bro
um dude today's gonna be different all right gonna be support my team all the
way and I'm beating the pens I'm gonna be playing goalie all right listen
Ludwig told me off-camera it's gonna be them this gonna be the most important
event of the night all right it means points are worth more for penalties
okay listen I'm going to save every single shot but I'm putting my body on
the line for this shit I'm jumping left right but I'm finished with my arms
bruised up from jumping now I failed y'all I failed my teammates okay and I'm
gonna be hate for myself myself to the next level if y'all didn't see bro I
finished last stream with the hate form of doom I started yelling at YBG all
Alright, it was a fake clip bro and went viral on TikTok a little bit, you know, it did, I would say it did like gold on TikTok, I've seen like multiple clips about it.
Um, Jason, oh my friend bro, I think I sent it to YBG.
Uh, sent it to YBG.
LMFAO, boom.
Sweet.
Why are you painting that way? Why are you painting that way? Why the fuck are you painting that way?
As you can see that tiktok went 500k and that's not even the only version I seen on tiktok
Yes, I hate for myself because I've misperformed.
Okay, now let's look at the comments, bro.
He hurts me.
Okay, look.
a lot of people are saying that he's joking
who is he and why is he famous?
wow if this is how he's treating him on camera I can't imagine with it off
Jason let the money change him
Riha you're John
streamers treat their cameraman so bad
But yeah man, I hate for myself. Listen today, that was a team hate for him, bro.
Yelling at the camera man.
Today you're ending with a love phone, bro.
Yo, what?
You didn't do good. You didn't do good.
Yeah, no, today I hit her again. A bunch of W's in my chat and I get edited to me saving the pain,
like how Sketch got a lot of edit times in the side majority match.
Or you pick a slur and I'll say it, bro. And fuck it, man.
I can pick any slur?
You pick any slur and I'll just say it, bro.
You know what I'm saying? And I'm gonna be, if I fail,
my teammates tonight
I'm going to give myself the ultimate hay farm. All right, and this actually shows you
how cool how easy it is to
Clip out of context and go by rule off hay farm, bro. It's actually kind of crazy
You know I'm saying just who got five or this is most viewed tiktok off his whole account
And it was the captain Jason the wing yells at his camera for not getting the right angles and end stream shortly after
she got 600k almost it's insane low-key when I get back on desktop I'm gonna do
a whole stream hate-forming myself just to like test it out yeah fool the
internet bro lowkey good YouTube videos too today I hate for myself improve
the internet how easy it is to clip out of context and I don't know bro it's
lucky good methods man you're not lacy brother what's good poking
How are you performing today?
Warming!
Like playing, you subbing me in?
Hey, if you break the line, I'll sub in for you.
I bet.
Hey, break both y'all legs, maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
You think you're fighting where? Hey, listen.
It's time to actually fucking practice, man.
Alright, let's go, though.
You need to go.
It's time to get in that goalkeeper. Everybody's probably going to spend their pens.
Bro, I didn't realize that.
Dude, cleats really matter if you're a goalkeeper. Like, does it matter?
I mean, yeah.
Because like, you're gonna be like...
moving fast on the field. You want to move fast? I don't know.
Yes, kinda.
It's not like you're gonna be sprinting, but like you are gonna be running.
Okay.
Here we go, bro.
Here we go, bruh.
Weight stretch a little bit now.
Get it, bro.
Get it, bro.
Get a little stretch going.
Get it, bro.
Yeah.
No, I think this is a good stretch.
It's actually a good stretch.
Ah, bro.
I got a stretch, bruh.
I shot a couple pens off camera.
I might have pulled my point, bruh.
What?
But it's all good. Just gotta stretch it out. I'll be okay. I'll be more than okay
But I was peeping the French
Brother, they're the only European team here
They look good at pens bro. That's always a super real. I mean, I don't think they're doing too good
on the leaderboard
Go ahead, it's a bad time, bro, ready?
Get your big circles in, big circles out, little circles.
There we go.
I want the smoke, bro.
Wait, can I put this in your pocket?
There we go.
There we go.
That's the Mexico practice in the IKDB.
Oh, okay.
Here you go, guys.
Man, I'm so big.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You hoppin' in here?
I'm hoppin' in, bro.
All right, let's get it.
If that's cool with you.
No, please, please.
All right.
Hey.
Hey, man, I'm so big, bro.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
You got it.
Who's next?
Thanks
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
It's cool
It's my first shot
I let that one in
Hey, Katie, come on
Come on
What the fuck are you doing no
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you interest?
No, bro.
This grass hurts.
Today?
I'm too, I'm too, right here.
Come on, GC.
Come on, come on.
I told you to get ready that's impossible to say that's not possible to say you didn't even try
put your body on the line I felt left
I did fucking lights long sleeves, bro, oh, bro, they put snorts of metal in the grass
I wonder if they have like a...
Yeah, they got sort of the metal in the grass.
Unlots.
I'm gonna get some reps in. One more save. We'll swap, swap.
Hi, Katie. You got all in one for me.
Hey, hey!
Damn!
Bins on your sorry ass.
That's top bins but it's unsavable.
Sorry bro.
Let me see that real quick. Can I get a ball?
Yeah, you gotta have to be.
Come on.
Hey, you got to jump and save it.
That's what I do, that's what I do, bro.
That's what I do, baby.
Yeah, I got a warm up bro, let me warm up.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Come on Maya, show them.
Do this for the whales!
Oh!
They both fly.
She plays.
She's good.
I'm not alive.
She plays.
Come on.
Come on.
Katie, go up.
Come on, Katie.
I think she's got Jesus in the goal.
Everybody's making it.
Hey!
Hey!
So basically, you have to think about in the day and play the game.
Yeah, in the fucking goal.
Yeah.
You know what's wrong with her like that, bitch?
Wait till you're in the fucking net tonight.
What?
I'm getting my misses out.
What?
Shit, I got it so wrong.
Bro, Jay-Z, have you saved one goal?
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
I'm gonna save.
He looks like he got it.
He saved once.
He looked like he had a good, like, verge.
I'm a dick, bruh.
No, Katie, cover it.
No, no, no!
Can you see something, Benzine?
It's time, bruh.
I
Did you kick some of the balls out
Why are you whispering it to me?
So lying
Wait, what did you scream?
week's off she's starting at 12 minutes bro and I barely practice but
honestly I just need to practice my goalkeeper not shoot it bro you've got
I'm gonna die bro, let me see one die.
Die bro!
You wanna say die?
We're so assholes.
Team and group photos, and then we'll get you guys back to play.
Thank you guys.
It's hot as fuck.
Right under the shade over there.
Hey, not looking too bad man.
I'm just gonna bank on people being nervous.
I'm gonna be honest, the ability to save is way easier this year, for sure, even though there was nothing last year.
People are gonna, they're gonna miss.
Yeah, that's what it is.
A lot of people, bro, they don't know how to kick a football.
This is much Americans, bro, they don't know how to play.
Like, who's kicking for...
International, right?
other day
France like the only player
You Canada rap dashy
Team UK rap
Today's either the worst hate bomb of all time or
day of my life.
He was sending a clip at 9am.
He had 30 lights, and he was just doing funny and putting up.
And he's like, you're just so cute.
You're just so adorable.
See, he's got Cocoa, she plays M&H,
Miri Match, deadass, alumni, and all the kids.
He's not right.
Why is she recording that?
Yo, she's got an aim up in there.
See that bullshit off her face?
It's just like, bro, I know I performed bad yesterday,
We don't have to be mean, bro.
Seriously, man.
Bitch.
Middle-clutch-dash.
Bro, I didn't shave yesterday.
Like, it's fine, bro.
Worst one on the team?
Disgrace?
Ever touch a volleyball game?
Hells.
I bet, I bet.
I bet all this hate, I'm a fueler to be the best version of myself.
It's fine, bro.
It's fine.
Yuki ad mustache, okay that genuinely just had my feeling.
You're weird as fuck for that.
Your crumps shut the fuck up.
He's not an athletic bone in your body.
Is this gonna be the whole chat today?
It's fine.
If there's a whole chapter, I'm just gonna watch this man. I'm gonna just have my
There's sad for me. Yeah, I'm gonna set for fuck you
Yes, yes
Second place the fifth place because of you
Okay, and it
Yo, bro, I saw your volleyball highlights. Oh my god
Are you pretty good? Oh, I didn't I lost I saw even that's what you got approved today. That's what I'm saying
Look at what I got on. Oh my god. Look what I got on bro. You're a low-wit only off-camera
He said this is the most important event of the night because it on these counts have more points
Oh, I know these is gonna be the cinema thing. Yes. No troll. I don't these is the whole night for a 10-hour stream, bro
Is it? I mean yo, you know when I was over there said who wants to see my shirt off?
They're all we're training. Yeah
Think so like
Yeah, it's sexy. Go get my show, bro. Yo, I gotta rip this shit off, bro
Where did you get skizzers?
Excuse me sir, do you have skizzers?
I probably bought some for you.
Two line? Yeah. Thank you.
Got a nice guy over there.
Muffin top.
You're so handsome.
I did a swing.
Yo, it's going to be a crazy day today.
I'm going to prove everybody wrong.
Everybody wrong, bro.
Good place.
Two points away from third place.
I said are y'all ready for...
That's actually really good.
Let's go talk to some people.
Oh, do you have any Gatorade?
Oh, look, look box.
Oh, like, what?
Any flavor works.
Some red slurp juice.
It's like a slurp juice for...
It's like a slurp juice for...
It's so good for the reality show, because it's red in the ventures.
Do you need water?
Yes, I'll get some water.
You don't need some water?
Hey, he needs some water.
Do you need a getaway?
Yeah, I got water.
A little miserable, huh?
Huh?
A little miserable.
I'm fucking gas.
Wow.
I'm lucky to be hydrated and musically.
It's ironic though, yeah.
It's all good.
You'll be okay, man.
Are you going to play keeper?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
Today's the fucking day.
I can't wait to watch you fucking score.
Why are you living?
Bro, during the meters, I split up on my pinky toe.
It split open.
It split open?
I should have told the one that way, but my weak side is on my left side.
Bro, what's up with that?
What's up with that?
Bro, in that race, I was last in the beginning, and I was like, oh, hell no, I'm not losing
this race.
And then I was all like this and then I see you running. I'll let you run. I was like, oh, no, I can't lose
Well, you are you?
Bro cuz my acceleration
I
Felt good at the store and then I just see people pass me. I'm like how the fuck that is happy
No, bro, we were the funniest thing with you was the body ball
That's happy right, bro. You know, I was asked yesterday to I so much. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Wait, bro, you never play volleyball
I hate I hate volleyball. I fucking hate volleyball. This is a basketball. I would have performed
Yeah, basketball is too physical. It is though, bro. They gonna start fumbling, bro.
What do we do? We do sports, bro?
Come on, bro. It's like basketball. It's physical.
I'm gonna say we got penalty for you in the goalkeeper.
You're a goalkeeper. Are you kicking? Are you goalkeeping?
No, I'm doing both. You do both.
I bet, I bet, I bet!
I bet, yo, yo, you gon' keep it in?
No, JX is.
Bro, I'm keeping rice, I'm gonna go against it, just go there.
Alright, you guys remember? I'm keeping rice, I'm keeping rice!
Don't wanna hear none of that shit, alright?
Go to my C-Face.
You're the first Chamber of Games basketball and defensive,
Fortnite players, fuck you.
Orville Gato!
We can't wait for shame, son.
Eighteen.
Days two.
Eighteen, baby.
You ready?
I'm ready.
You ready?
Listen, listen, look at me.
I'm not gonna say it, but you know.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna say it.
They had me do something for overtime.
It was long enough.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Jason, I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
Bro, I'm not gonna say it.
Bro, I'm not gonna say it.
Bro, I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not gonna say it, though.
The truth?
They have tomato sauce in the tomato sauce.
I'm not going to say it, but you know, you know.
It's your time.
Yeah, it's my time.
I tell you to take it off.
My time's up.
I'm looking.
Watch out.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do know that.
Oh.
That little kid.
Wait, wait.
Oh, they're taking pictures.
Ooh.
I'm using a pen.
How are you doing today?
I'm good.
Interesting.
I'm good.
I'm just gonna take a picture.
These pictures are so clear.
She said have a good night, you guys.
night you guys photographer yeah bro he's the one taking pictures bro
Get that camera angle right.
Hello, what do you call it?
What's the code for that?
What do you call it?
Gene's Chrome.
What do you call it?
What's the code for that?
Yeah, build to beat anything.
Hold up.
It's just like, bro, a bunch of media has in the chat today, bro.
You know, I don't give a fuck though.
I don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
All the negativity.
Bro, I'm winning this shit.
We're winning this shit.
I'm not swearing on anything.
I swear on my heart.
I swear on your career, bro.
That's what's ending when I tell you to say it slow.
I'm going to tell you to say a bad one too, bro.
I bet on my career.
On my career, I'm going to perform well today.
There you go.
On my career, I will.
What the fuck?
Oh my, I almost got another hate bomb.
Shit, I threw it with a bottle of iron, man.
I can still do it.
Oh, it's content.
It's content.
It's content.
It's content.
Alright, how do you say it's content?
It's just content!
It's just content!
It's just content!
Yeah
That's what you fucking get
People don't understand content, bro
Like, that ass is content
We need to just take it too far, bro
That's what you're actually talking about
I ain't gonna lie, bro, fuck you
Yeah, I'm looking at it
Shit, buddy
Thanks
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
I'm sorry
Is this what today's gonna be, bro?
I'll just end my shit right now, bro
No, no, no, no, cuz I'll just end my shit right now
So I can fully perform
All right, end this
I don't know about the end of it, bro.
I got to get big off the word.
Bully by...
What's up?
Bully by...
Bully by...
Maya.
Yeah, bro. Good idea. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Should I should I slam Maya there? Should I fucking...
Hey, dude, this is fucking animals!
Why, what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
Oh
It's just content
With one hand
You can't throw it on, but it's impossible to pick up.
Why isn't it moving?
Alright, try and throw it.
You can pick it up.
It's like, I feel so hot.
Wait, you scoop it?
Yeah.
I'm gonna macron, bro.
Macron, bro.
No, no, is this what today is?
No, no, no, is this what today is, bro?
Cause I, this is what, cause how's it happen?
Since I started my service, it's been 30 fucking minutes,
bro.
Got penalty scored on by a bunch of people,
I've made fun of by Maya,
mugged by Joe, bro, like.
What do I even do, bro?
You know what, bro?
I want to confess, bro.
You might be a long day from your bed.
I'm not scared of you!
Come on in!
Confess, bro.
I have a lot I want to confess.
Like everybody on my team.
Especially, especially Mr. Keem, like he's just like always telling me to take my shirt off
He's a grown-ass man like come on, bro. All right, and I know I saw volleyball but like wardrobe
It's word like bro. Like I just like wardrobe keem fumi
Ankierra, it's like bro
Like i'm sabotaging my team. That's why I sold it volleyball. All right. I'm confessing that right now
Okay, it's not because i'm ass. All right. Who's making this flapping noise right here, man
I made fun of myself already hate fun with myself
I guess what today is going to be different today I want to go in the gold keep and be
the best kicker. I win a part in the gold medal. It's a brand new day. No Spider-Man.
That's it.
He's good.
You're going to have to end this poor road.
Only good at push-ups.
Not cool.
It's all right.
Let's go back and have a handbrake.
Oh, he's stuck.
This is great.
It's got to feel way better.
It's a little bit better.
bro do they have like pads or anything pads or legs they just like I splashed the shit out of my
knee already bro bro sure do they have like under I need undergarments for for
heads bro like I'm bleeding long sleeves and you need the leg sleeves too
What a bot bro.
Yeah.
Wow.
Is that one of my pocket please?
Yo, what is that?
That's my penis.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's my penis.
Oh, that's my penis.
Oh, that's my penis.
Oh.
We've only ever heard something like this.
Wait, no, you going to stage?
Oh, no, you're fucking going to stage.
Come on, baby.
Do it in.
I need a ball.
I got one real quick.
Yeah, hold on.
I just go and talk about it.
Whoa!
I'm not diving, I'm going to save you if I don't.
So you need protection?
I don't need protection, bro.
Alright, shall I dive?
Yeah.
Once, once, don't hurt yourself.
I'm all for three.
Man, I'm not letting you go, bro.
Oh, God, don't please marry Joe.
I can save that.
All right, who's next, bro?
I'm asking you to die.
I'm asking you to die.
Well saved, lad.
Bro, you gotta celebrate your saves, bro.
Yeah, like they celebrate a goal.
That's right. That's right. That was such a good shot. That was such a good shot.
We're currently one for eight, bruh.
Okay, no, no, I say
To my teaming hey Joe come on bro
I
Bro, no, I'm dead. I swore my orders today. I swear
It's like do you want me to sabotage I bet
That was right, but that was right right this
This is so 50-50 watch this guy like one direction as a go-kart. Yeah
Yeah, I need I need for the actual game will do me pass and like
We can do elbow pads and knee pads and then block pads.
Do you want knee pads now?
Did I wash him boy?
Oh my gosh.
no no no no no celebrate well I let you just score the gold this is a goalkeeper's
No, that's not a single one.
This is the penalty you got to predict.
Go top right.
Ooh, you would have got that.
I would have caught that.
That is just got to pick a side of the line.
We have our main lettuce.
And he did it under our first rubber.
I don't know. Where are they throwing?
Hey, what's she stuff?
Wosh it!
I like to have it where I go.
I'm wearing it for last time.
Warm buck size.
I'm feeling good.
You said you were feeling good before the volleyball tournament.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Left pocket dog shit.
There's no audio in the program.
One, two, five, two.
Two for 40, feeling good.
Look at their eye through the bell.
Ahhhh.
Bro, but can you give me a punk back me though?
Going front more so it's closer to the ball.
P4-16 is crazy.
I wasn't diving bro, I don't have knee pads or elbow pads.
I should have my trains again.
Oh, I'm swearing.
Yo, 60 bro.
60, you wanted to do your job, please.
What
69 here 60 didn't clock in today. He's busy
That's 60 man
Thank you
Love me
Love me
Any beds
Oh, that's Jason the ween. I know you from somewhere
Yeah, Ray, how'd you do bro? Huh? Ray, how'd you do? I've been my guru. I should have my share of my share of my shares
Yeah, it's cold.
Danny Banz is strong though.
That cube doesn't look like Resident Evil.
I saw a tweet here at Twitter.com.
It was like Jason Stats.
Sucked at my bar, drank 20 waters,
and said 100 Resident Evil cooks.
It's gonna be a good day today.
Huh?
Go around the next.
Come on, Paul.
Wait, who's don't feel?
Yeah.
My, uh, human, human being is drawn.
Um, I'm going to play your check for you.
But if you want to be free, you do not have to do that.
You don't see this.
The rules is you can't use two hands.
And the whole writing?
Yes.
And even if you stay on, if your hat falls, you're out.
What?
What?
So, OK, do you want to do a cute toss and set?
We're all too late now.
You've got it.
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
All right?
I'm so sweaty.
I think I can get it.
I think like that.
It's hard to do it.
Why is it so dirty?
This is strategic.
Yay!
Strategic.
He's dirty.
Uh-huh.
I wish I had food.
You're so hungry.
You're so hungry.
You're so hungry.
You're so hungry.
It's so hot, bro.
We got coffee.
I thought she'd known.
Where's she at?
Why is she on your side right now?
Let's go!
You got this!
There's gonna be a pants.
You got your shit.
I did.
Hey, you got your shit.
Thank you.
You got Tyler one throwing in.
You got a little everything.
You know what I don't think, man?
Yeah, I hit the ground hard.
Y'all know what two times.
Y'all know what two times?
Wait, do you want to run?
She can't do it again today.
Tyler, hold on, hold on.
Show!
Is that the farthest?
Let's get so out of here.
Pull me, you got this shit.
Listen, pull me, when you grab it,
use your whole body.
Use your face.
Spin, and then go that bitch.
He said he can't spin.
He said he doesn't recommend it.
Look, look, look, see how Tyler has spun it,
but he went over here, right?
You got me?
You got me?
You can't do anything today.
Look at Thanos on France, bruh.
Look at Thanos, dude.
Oh, geez, geez, bruh.
Wow.
I mean, bro.
I mean, bruh.
I mean, bro
Hey
Thank you got this shit
Come on, buddy, you got this.
Oh, Lord, Lord, I have a cheese!
I've got a cheese!
Easy!
Ah!
Hot as heck!
Let's go, Zoro!
So fast, eh?
You can see me.
Oh, you're versus Flumin.
All right, all right.
Here's some.
You got your 20 from yesterday's oil.
You got your 20 from yesterday?
No, I mean, I got a bomb, bro.
That's weird, bro.
I got a bomb from one of us.
Yeah.
I got someone from one of us, by the way.
Oh, shit.
So confirm eight quarter of the event after this is now half-time.
Second offense.
Come on, for me.
Yeah, let's go for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good start!
Wow!
Good!
Period!
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
come on come on
come on
move move move
president evil ass throw
alright
so let's see what you got bruh
come on
push
come on
hey boomie
here you go
Wait, you're doing this?
I'm not alright.
Ok Ray, I think it's you now.
Wait, you're doing it twice?
Yeah, we're doing it twice.
Hey, pull me!
Focus up!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Focus up!
Pull me!
You got a second shot.
You got this.
You got to go with this shot.
Alright, let's go.
I feel like...
You put pressure on my arm.
I feel like...
You got to go with this shot.
I feel like...
You got to go with this shot.
I feel like...
You got to go with this shot.
I feel like...
I feel like...
You put pressure on my arm, you like to spin.
Don't stop. Don't jump.
I feel like you spin.
I feel like you should spin and use momentum and kinetic energy.
You know what I mean?
I feel like you should spin.
Use your kinetic energy.
Kinetic energy?
Yes.
You got this shit.
No, you can't spin. He just did it right.
What if I spin and then it hits the crowd?
You gotta throw it!
Well, to be honest, it's not hitting the crowd.
No.
We're the crowd.
Yeah.
Look how right-throwing.
Listen, you gotta...
I gotta beat Ray though.
Ray is a crap.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
Wow, that's...
Okay, go ahead.
That's actually...
Wait, I feel like you copy that.
Why would you want to like that?
I feel like you copy that.
You're right.
I should copy that.
I should copy that.
Or you could spit.
I feel like you're just too spin-like, like, hold.
But if you step over the line, like the white thing,
she doesn't count at all.
She just stay in the circle.
But you can do the green methods over.
That's easier.
You gotta, you gotta, you don't jump when you throw a ball.
Here we go.
That's it.
If we don't get last here, I think we can win the whole day.
Come on, dude.
You gotta, you gotta.
It's all on me, bro.
It's on you.
It's the first game of the year.
Set the tone.
Set the tone for me.
So hot.
Oh, shit.
Damn, y'all.
Holy shit.
He got an arm for Thanos.
Yo, you got...
I said he got a...
Wow, that's the world record right there, bro.
I'm not gonna like, fuck this heat, man.
Yeah, Tim is cooking.
No, it's too late now, but I'm saying.
I'm gonna win two times.
I'm gonna win two times.
But she can't play against me.
I'm gonna have to win two times.
But she just wouldn't have won a game.
But it was just up to her.
And she said she wouldn't have her over some games, so...
It's too late, though.
I wish we could do it.
Yeah, I can say that.
Well, Wuzo, bro, you want to scrabble?
What's going on right now?
What's going on right now, Wuzo?
Well, we have to try.
We'll do it.
We're good waiting for the food.
Fool me next to Zoyle.
We can still win, Gordo.
I promise you.
Oh wait, okay, I'm gonna ask for a...
Yes, we got shashlik.
We're playing.
Let me see you, like, get a split midair.
Yup.
We win that shit.
That's the only time I did not know the side cash.
Wait, what is it?
It's like this, you hold up your pack and you gotta...
Oh, you gotta add on?
Yes
Ice, man!
How'd you like that, bro? Let's, uh...
Let's change up the chat, okay?
Everybody.
Or fly to someone with something positive.
Or you can tag me and say something positive.
Let's change it up. Let's change up the vibes today.
Start of the day good.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You getting what's that?
Yeah, I'm right here.
It's not very nice in there right now.
I'm here.
I'm here, Jesse.
Come on, I got you.
Hey, man.
I've never been here, I must have told him.
No, Jesse.
Did I spell your name, bro?
Yeah.
Okay, because I'm sure the party's in here at the call house,
so I just wanted to make sure you're part of the RSVP.
Okay, well, I'll see you then.
Where I live.
What are you?
Here's a good party at my house.
I just wanted to make sure that your name is here,
so that you get invited.
And if there's anything invited, okay?
I'll see you then.
It's gonna be like 10.
10 p.m.
Oh, okay.
Get him.
Well, he's strong as shit, man.
He's kind of like Thanos.
He got a arm straight out of Resident Evil, bro.
I said he got a arm out of Resident Evil.
Who's this? Who's this?
Hey frying your ass.
Hey frying your ass.
Nobody likes your fucking jokes.
Fucking hell, bruh.
Fumi?
Hey, Fumi!
Come on, Fumi.
Hey, Fumi!
Come on, Fumi.
Oh, yeah, Fumi!
Fumi!
Oh!
Hey, dead last, bro. Just like the day after.
That means we go fish.
Yesterday we started off strong,
finished poorly.
This day,
finished strong,
start poorly.
Why are you giggling?
Why are you giggling?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not a fake person.
Yeah.
Bring it on.
You know what's crazy though?
We can still win this whole game.
That's the thing.
You know it's crazy though, we can still win this whole game.
That's the thing.
Now you can.
We can get at least third bro.
You know what it is? Last year it was top four advances to work for final games. I think it's going to be the same thing this year.
So, last year we need to be top four to go to the next finals.
You know it's bad when the beginning of the day, we can still win.
We can still win.
I bet, I bet. No murders. We're winning this whole shit though.
Team alumnus, we're winning this shit. Thanks for the deed.
So you see there's no final game, there's no finals.
So you're telling me there's no finals.
All in your life you're winning this shit.
Ain't no way we got second place.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Come here, come here.
I can't get any more.
Come here, come here, come here.
Do you know who else is doing boarding?
I mean, bro, like, I'll be honest,
We don't even win this game, bruh.
Even if I was on my full strength,
bruh, you think I'm, I'm beating Thanos?
Soyul?
The buffass French guy and Danny Bance?
Brother!
I said...
Either?
Oh, bruh.
This is over, bruh.
Wait, inner?
It's...
I'll be honest I probably would have finished I probably would have beat Ray at most and then I would have finished 7th. Is that worth painting?
All that coat bro. It's over. Your turn is over.
Well just queue up. Go back to the lobby and queue up bro.
What do you do bro? You sit there?
You sit there?
I'll show you what I get carried, man.
You get carried!
Hey, the Colts are...
Hi, Veronica.
What did I get carried on to the last game?
Oh, yes, you're right.
Besides musical chairs.
And I was... I was...
Volleyball?
Volleyball? Bro.
We lost.
We got our first.
Who's carrying that?
No one fucking carried.
We all suck.
We're fucking bums, bro.
Everything, because of you.
Brother, all stars, let's be honest.
If they won the whole thing...
Bro.
It's hard, man.
I suck at volleyball.
I suck at volleyball, bro.
What's the next, bull riding?
I'm stuck at everything.
Is this my whole chat today, bro?
I'm gonna cry, dude.
Don't cry, bro.
I know I suck, bro.
Let's get some crowd.
Maybe the crowd will fuck with me.
What should I do?
To the crowd?
At least the crowd kind of fucked with me.
I'm going to cross and high five people.
Yeah.
What is it?
You can call it your name, bro.
I don't know.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
That's all I got, bro.
I like how you snuck up on him.
Did I just get an L. Jason in the iRode chat, bro?
Did I kill myself, bro?
What what what what do you want me to do?
I know they woke up and drank hatred. No, everybody drink a hatred today
Can we still win this whole thing?
Yeah, we can.
Like actually?
Yeah, we can.
Katie said they were 7'8".
They're in the first place.
They're in the way higher than they are.
So I think you can do it too.
Yeah.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
That is why you have to be a good goalie.
Like, of my volleyball, I need you to block me.
I will block every ball.
I will put my body, if my body is not bruised by the end of the night, then I fail job.
Red line.
Oh, okay, okay, red line, red line, from Red Line.
What are you cheering for, red line?
Yeah, can you make time?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, bro.
What's up, dude?
What are you doing there?
How are you?
I'm 22 team.
What's that, Drake?
What's 22 team?
I'm just like 22 team.
Are you a listener?
No.
That's not the first, or the doctor first.
Hell no, that's not the first.
Now, who's he talking to like that?
You can't catch him, you know.
You can't catch him, you know.
Who's he talking to like that?
I'll really hope I don't miss y'all first.
Well, I thought you got the medical report.
Let me ask you a question.
In PE class, were you the kid that was in sweatshirt
and sweat pants and Santa side?
No, I was the kid that played the hardest
and went to my next period sweaty.
What PE were you usually?
Last.
We're acting up a B-series.
Okay.
You have to tell them the enemy's coming.
Yeah, I told them that.
That was middle school.
I said senior.
My high school didn't have schools.
Highest schools?
No, I went to collegiate schools.
But I went to the church league.
Wow, the church league?
That's probably pretty competitive.
I played basketball.
No, no, no community college just just the church leaders and I was the point guard. So pretty athletic
All right, just for basketball, right? Yeah
Why so weird about me
Are you one of us? I am American
You're getting old, Jason.
Chill out.
You're like...
Don't do that.
I thought you were like waiting for the table.
I'm not waiting for you.
You're literally older than me.
Why, what, here?
You're 22.
You got this, team.
That's right.
It's right in front of us right now.
Start the event.
The hotline's up above the red line!
I shot!
Red line, asshole, red line, asshole!
Oh, me? Oh, me?
Hey, asshole!
Hey, I'm getting through the fucking line piece of shit!
Fuck, asshole.
Bro, let's move the red line.
Yes, bro, let's camera two zoom in.
I need some space
You know what he asked Mari watching ban
I said, um, I saw her at the tariumi party and she said it's okay
My guys, uh, maybe 60 maybe for the main and just on when it starts of course
So like bro, can we turn the Sun off bro, how's my guy?
I'm not allowed to say that. I'm saying
I'm trying my best
You bigger than me bro. No, no, no, no, the same bill bigger bigger
Hey, Jason, what did you do today before?
I'm a goalkeeper.
Goalkeeper?
Goalkeeper.
Against friends.
That's just cut.
That's just cut.
Don't tell anyone that.
Hey, y'all getting fried today.
I bet I just have to lie to everybody, bro.
Why would you say immediately after, bro?
It's just like about my confidence is at zero.
You're not deafing.
No, no, no, my confidence is at zero, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
My confidence would be at zero, too.
No, no. You know, everybody has bad days.
Now look at my chat, bro. No type of motivation, no type of anything, bro.
So, it's really just me for today, and it's really just...
You had a bad day, you woke up to a worse day.
Yeah, no, seriously, bro.
Yo, yo, yo! You know what I'm doing?
Bro, my whole life has always been me, dog.
Hey, lying asshole.
Oh, lying. Fuck, I'm a... I'm an idiot.
At least life can't get any worse.
I didn't push a fade much out of God, bro.
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
Let's not do the push-a-fation, all right?
It's all in here, I'm gonna...
The problem with this fucking sun, bro...
That's what I'm saying!
Turn the fuck up, bro!
Can you shut the fuck up, bro, please?
Turn the sun up!
Please!
So then, I can't see anything.
I'm blind right now.
No, wow.
It's so hot, bro.
It's so easy, shit, bro.
Ha ha ha
Bro, that's what the sun does. It's bold and tired.
It's range of energy that's supposed to give you energy.
You're not supermanable.
Eeeeh!
Shhh!
Aaaaaah!
Go Jason, thank you bro.
That's one.
Martin.
Hello bro.
How's life?
You like me bro or not?
I love you.
You love me?
I love you.
I actually, yeah.
I think you got that right there bro.
Hey, you got a pen on.
Oh yeah, yeah, this is great chemistry.
She's actually watching my content.
Oh, shit.
She's like already familiar with stuff.
No, I think he's like working with my brother, bro.
Pretty much I literally have the exact same setup as fucking Jason and me, bro.
Like, I don't know what...
You actually do have the same exact setup.
What?
Hey, tell Hamza.
I'm out for him, bro.
He's in the chatroom.
Hey, Hamza, bro.
When I see you.
When I see you, Hamza.
I just talked about it.
What it is, and I told you this, I said,
So what it is, imagine being stuck because he came from the US, Allen.
Why?
He got paid from the US?
He got deported.
What?
Yeah bro.
Why?
Well his family was at risk of being deported back to Yemen, so they crossed the Libyan
border.
So why are you saying he's Allen?
Well it's fine.
They got arrested there.
They went through the whole process and everything's good.
They're being naturally deported.
So he just can't come to the US.
So basically imagine he's stuck at home and this is all happening.
Your best friend is out there just enjoying life and you literally can't do anything.
Of course he's gonna lash out and do stuff like that in chat.
He's gonna be truly...
You know what I mean? It's like, how does he get a clip out of it?
Just by being in the chat.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Well, it just...
It's content at the end of the day.
Oh!
This is fun, definitely.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I get it. I got it.
It's not where you're drawn.
I'm trying to...
It's part of...
It's part of how you're drawn.
I like it.
I like it.
I've been here for Coachella.
That's it.
This is my second time, this is overwhelming bro.
I was pretty happy.
When I saw you bro I was shaking.
No, I was shaking.
I was shaking.
I was shaking.
Even Ron bro, even Ron I touched her on and there was a couple of clips that already
came out bro.
The clip's on me bro.
Yeah.
I was fucking harvested bro.
No, already then?
Your first LA experience getting far by the same way.
I was getting farmed too so it's like, oh it's like now there's beef bro.
It's like, fuck bro.
It's a jam.
But it is what it is bro.
It's a client, it's a pumping grind, like we're all here trying to make it, it's like we're all trying to eat it.
No, no, I get it, bro.
We're all trying to eat it.
There's enough food on the plate for everybody to eat.
That's what I've been saying, I've been saying.
Yeah.
I've been saying.
Bob?
No, bro.
Bob?
I'm like, that's all right.
Listen.
Like we have similar size like communities like...
Are you a Toronto, like forever?
Yeah, I love Toronto, bro.
I'm sorry, but I've ride really long in this place.
I don't blame you, bro.
Where would you live? Like, where are you gonna, like...
When everything's spent?
Yeah.
Let me tell you.
Hopefully, like...
I like Japan, like, like, like, you divide.
Bro, let's fuck off together.
Let's fuck off together, like, fuck all this streaming shit, bro.
Let's just fuck off together.
Bro, I got, like, a good, like, three months left in me, bro.
No, you're such a fucking liar, bro.
I was already talking to you about this, and you're like,
Yeah!
You just have it in you right here
You're just born bro, you're like born
I'm only twenty-twenty
You didn't have blood in you bro
You have bandwidth bro
You have complete bandwidth
Alright
Let me see you around man
I'm going to pop in for a couple of quick arms later
I'm going to do a band demo
This guy has bandwidth in my blood
YAMAKASI!
Oh my god!
No! The fuck!
Hey, watch this. You know what? Nobody appreciates me. That's it. I'll play the fucking killer role.
No, nobody fucks with me. Everybody wants to troll me. I bet I'll play the villain role
Come on, stop touching
Yo, bro, I'm not a nominate the ice bucket challenge the ice fuck
It's acting pretty bad.
I can do it later in the day though, yeah?
Yeah, I've actually got a protest phone.
I'll have P.
Can you stand right here?
I can't finish.
Of course! Yeah! Why not?
Are you ready to hear my words?
I like, I like the...
Paper, anime.
Yeah it's probably H-A-P.
Give up on the random keep call.
Okay my fucking turn around.
Wait, nah, it's too big.
Oh, wait, chat.
Oh, yeah, prod bro, let's make my fucking screen a little bit smaller, bro.
A little bit smaller, yeah, you're right.
Let's go guys!
Hey, we're back!
I'm the only one watching.
Hey, let's go!
Let's go, Keeney and Kiara!
Woohoo!
Let's go team!
I should have micro-sc Gate in the bottom here.
Let's go team!
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Hey!
Bro, bro, I just disappeared from my own street.
He was broke.
It's all half and half.
Let's see. We got the middle. Let's see how they do.
How much?
How they do?
They're on the middle.
What's that?
What's that?
I'm only on support in my team, bro.
What was this?
What the hell?
It's been me!
Hey!
Competitors!
Yo, putty!
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You want to charge him anything?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I want.
He's so hard, man.
You're gonna watch out, watch out.
I'm gonna get a block over this shit.
I don't want to get a fuck.
I do get a fuck, bro.
You don't get a fuck, bro.
I give a fuck.
Well, do I look like I'm here for a little meal?
I get asked here for five.
You don't even know what games are playing.
You don't even know what games are playing.
Okay, you trying to win, right?
Yes.
What's going on?
I'm going to start 2-3-6.
You're supposed to cut in his half.
I bought a whole lot of them.
What was the difference?
What was the difference?
This one.
This one.
I'm going to fuck that my team's doing the more itself.
Let's check our first one.
Yeah, because you're getting a carry cut.
Oh
Yo yo, he lost.
Look at that.
Look at that.
I don't think you can do right now some good vibes.
Look at all the women.
I don't want you to rage bait me right now.
No, you're genuinely going to rage bait me right now.
You're not going to win.
That's right.
Because you're not extending good vibes.
It could have been, uh, nice.
It could have done us together.
Max competitors, come on up.
Come on up.
Alessi!
Come on, come on.
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
Alessi!
You didn't even know it came down to whatever plan, pull me like, pull me like this.
Oh, was it the quiet game?
No, it was half and half.
I thought the way you were looking, it was the quiet game.
Because I was anticipating our team to win, but we lost.
Are you talking about a love game?
A love game?
A love game?
Oh my god, bro!
I'll try to save you guys.
You're gonna 60 switch it to me?
60 switch it to me?
Bad.
Are you gonna try?
You lost me.
We fucking lost this whole show.
Maybe, maybe if we win in all writing, it's easy for us to win.
I'm, I'm sure that, actually I'm not bad enough.
That and I'm pretty decent at it.
Really?
Yeah.
I, I can win.
You know...
We can win.
We can win.
Why'd you doubt your competition with the dodgeball thing?
You have a bad record?
No, it's just...
I'm glad you flew here.
Don't let what they say get you through.
Okay? Even if they say you were trash at hot and bald, you gotta...
You should listen to haters.
Use time.
You're listening to haters.
Dab on your haters.
That's a seven on two.
Oh god, you're right.
She didn't ask for a raise right now.
I would do it for you. I would...
I know I should be positive right now, but for me...
It's not working.
Are you sure?
I don't know. I don't have time for this.
What's the case if you need to talk?
Talk about lab 67?
You don't need to talk right now.
All right.
Lab 67 on your hands. You gotta do it.
I'll deal with you. I'll deal with you right now.
I'll do something else.
Oh, you did it?
Hi.
That felt great.
Oh, my God.
Wait, I'm gonna go to...
Oh, really?
Ah, yeah.
Oh, that's some of the haters.
I don't like you.
I'm not a man.
I'm changing my jersey.
Oh, God.
I'm changing my jersey, bro.
That was the final saw through decision-making.
No, no, no. I'm changing my jersey.
Yo, yo, Chad. Which jersey? Which...
Which team should I join?
Which team's number one?
Uh, team is number one right now, Chad.
We got your boats.
Turn around.
Go ahead and take with us to the light.
Our team.
We got all the same guys.
Alright.
What's up guys?
LTV, yep, yep.
What's up, bro?
Yeah.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I got a one of those on three.
I got you, bro.
I got a one of those on three that we lose.
I bet.
Ha ha ha.
Oh.
So we got options here.
Either Mexico, wait, I completely changed all three,
bro.
Bro.
Let me just get all three jerseys.
What's up, guys?
Nothing happening over here.
You have to wear all three jerseys and you have to keep switching like Gilbert and Remus.
I bet.
You know what?
To be hot though.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Who should I be first?
I think I go team All Stars last.
I think they're in first place and then I go.
I think I'm gonna be Mexico first.
You were at that quince.
I was at the quince.
I'll be quince.
I'll be team motion first.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, he was in there boom. I'll be a team USA after oh, yes, I saw yeah
You say it'll be like yo, hey boys. Yeah, I got another one because I am American at the end of the day
Well, and then boom finish off with team all-stars, but right now I'm Mexican
and it's in France, excuse me.
See France is below that.
Next up, we got a synergistic duo.
Two great friends, they met each other
in person for the first time on Friday.
You know!
I might have a history.
Yeah, you genuinely might die there.
She's seen it, and she'll win the match.
She's seen it, and she'll win the match.
Oh my god bro.
Yes.
Holy shit.
Mijo.
Alright.
Come on up.
Mijo.
Alright, thank you so much.
How are you doing?
I don't have any time.
I'm just gonna stop.
I'm just gonna stop.
Alright, thank you.
Mijan.
You suck too.
Like, I don't know.
I'm not trying to say I'm cocky.
We lost.
We got out first on half bank.
Well, I'm not trying to say I'm cocky.
And if Fumi talk about alumni, alumni,
like when we're losing.
OK, I'm not going to be saying I'm cocky,
but if I do good on the board, then I'm telling y'all.
And I'm telling everybody to their faiths,
everybody on the team, they all start.
If I do good on the board, if I don't, then I'm like,
if anybody's talking, then I'm like, even I said.
But if I do go to the ball, I'm not gonna be nowhere first time, I'm gonna say everybody has to.
And I don't even blame you, and if I do go to the goalkeeper and Dajma, then I'm gonna go to the MVP.
Yeah.
But for now, you still suck.
Right now, you still suck too.
Uh-huh, I'm still in third place, in different chairs, bro.
Okay, I was fifth place.
It's like, that's not fair.
In 100 meters, I was fifth place, that's not why I have to...
Damn.
No, listen.
I promise you, listen look good.
I need a Mexican.
Me whole.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God.
I need a Mexican.
Okay so, so I'll start your Mexican inside your street.
Yes, yes, I promise you.
Don't throw him off to the table.
I'm not, I swear.
Oh the chrome is live again. Nobody kill yourself
Jason
I was on me and just broke we're not even on this
So like your whole thing
Hey, I see what you were typing yesterday, bro when I see you. I'm fucking
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
This is Steve.
Miho!
Bro, you guys locked in air.
Let's go!
Hey, big ocean tonight!
Big ocean!
The biggest!
Let's go big ocean!
I'm supporting the Mexico!
My miss!
Let's go!
I
Think so
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Get off of him. Get off of him.
You're not gonna jump to him?
Yeah, put it on. Put it on right there.
You gotta do key.
Yeah.
You win. You win.
You win. You win.
What does he even do?
Oh my god, you had you.
You had another one?
We gotta go back.
You had three?
Hey.
Hey, some bread.
Oh, it don't go out.
Shut up, people.
Wait, that's not right.
That's not right.
How the fuck?
You better jerseys.
Just take the buns.
You're going to have shit all over you now.
Oh god.
Now you're going to have shit all over you.
Oh god.
I'm going to get a little sunscreen actually.
You know, I'm going to get a little sunscreen actually.
That's good.
Yeah, keep it safe.
Let's be ditched.
Well, it looks fine, team.
I'll go find.
See you tomorrow.
I'll be back.
Teams just started by.
Liquid one, Jason.
Not even on tips.
I'm old on your stomach.
It's me now.
I've no team anymore, bro.
You're my...
Not only me.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving Core too.
I'm leaving the streamer games, bro.
I thought that they couldn't get any worse, bro.
No, bro, that acts.
Somehow, bro, you got D-Word.
It's fun of everyone.
I'm leaving Kolar.
I'm leaving the streamer games.
I'm leaving everything, bro.
Why is no one stopping you?
I'm going to be.
Nobody seems to care.
941 fans!
You're not going to be a fan in this dance, bro.
I'm going to be a fan in this dance.
He's leaving.
I'll take one.
Thank you.
Why didn't she wave bye, bro, instead of asking you to stay?
So, what's going on here?
It's over for me, bro.
I got to get another alumni jersey, bro.
I'm getting a staff jacket, bro. Let me get a reverie jersey.
I
See if you can find a hat bro go undercover
Yes, they gave me one. I don't think anyone realizes you
Damn, bro.
No, you're not.
You want to take that, bro?
Yeah, I think I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Back to getting quick.
Sure.
Do you know where I could get a record for New Jersey's?
I don't know.
I'm sure that's the one.
Oh, that's the one, too.
Okay.
I don't think we have any.
I can put every jersey on, bro.
I can put every jersey on bro.
I bet.
They just made extras bro.
What do you think you're going to have to be in trouble?
Yes, bro.
You're alive.
Listen, I'm a villain, not a monster.
All right, bro. So, at heart, I will always be a team alumni. So this is the first jersey
I will put on. All right, the next jersey I will put on. Team All-Star. All right, I'm
I am Team All-Star.
Okay.
Next up, I am Team USA.
Love it.
Next up, I am...
I already did the Mexico thing.
They didn't seem to fuck with me, so...
I think I'll go UK.
Next, and...
Don't forget Canada.
Yes. I'm beating Canada.
Canada.
Actualization.
Fuck, Team UK.
Wait, where's my international jersey?
Did I put that on?
Can I take an international one?
That's right here.
International.
This is a team raiser.
Team Canada.
Here we go, guys.
Let's do this shit, man.
Dean Canada.
Oh, my heart, my coat down.
Wait, what did I make it for the other side?
Oh, shit!
We made it, we clawed?
So what am I doing this bit for?
What have we made?
Dice up!
Change back?
I'm just taking all my jerseys out and putting it in a safe area.
What are you doing?
I'm just taking all my jerseys out and putting it in a safe area.
Safe area.
Retard.
Malish.
Heatstroke.
Wait, so they're competing again, Jack?
What?
What's up, bro?
You're not looking too pretty anymore.
What's going on?
I'm about to take this off.
Oh, my god.
It's going to two grams.
I used to wash my foot for size, so I know I'm dirty.
My face is when you don't give a fuck.
Because they didn't have to give a fuck.
I'm taking you off serve, what is it?
It is a regulation jersey over.
What?
Oh, this one?
Mm-hmm.
Listen, my jersey ripped, so I ought to get another one.
You've already been cutting your fucking jersey, bro.
Bro, bro.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Great.
Great.
Ref.
Ref jersey.
Hey guys.
That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
She's no waterboy, give me a water, bro.
Oh, shit.
I got water.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh my god, thank you.
Yeah.
You know the patients that be like putting an umbrella up so they don't turn dark?
Bro, why is it upside down, bro?
Oh, what's he doing?
Alex!
I think I can fly away with this.
Yo, what is that?
What is that?
Fire!
What the fuck is that?
No!
What is that?
Get it!
Fuck!
What the fuck is that?
I want that to get too close to me.
This is a long night!
A long night!
Come on! What if they win this time because you cheer?
No, we got this.
I mean this time because you're here.
No, we got this.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Alumni.
Alumni.
Alumni.
Let's go.
Alumni.
Oh, shit.
I should lie down.
Woo!
I mean, it's a great idea.
Yeah!
It's the end of the song.
We still have time.
Yeah!
Oh.
Let's go.
Oh, seriously?
You got something?
Let's fucking go, Keen.
Hey, Kiara.
You got this.
Don't overthink this.
Watch out.
Watch out. Let's call him.
Hello.
Let's go.
Ah, this is not water.
Shit. Alcohol.
Fuck.
Fuck, she went in my eye.
What are they?
What are they?
This is fucking alcohol.
Oh
Let's go
with 146 grams
you're going bold
your second half
weighs 133 grams
as you can see
16 grams
come on, I don't even know
it's going on in my right eye
right eye, bro
your eyelids look like
your colors
They're two friends trying to pick the apple.
That's what I'm saying.
Pick the damn apple.
Pick the apple.
Pick the apple.
They got it.
They got it.
One, two, six, one, four, seven.
Oh, so it's bad?
So we did bad?
One more time.
One, two, three, four, five.
One, two, three, four, five.
One, two, three, four, five.
Wait, so do we do good?
No, we didn't ask, boom.
No, Shay, no, Shay, no, Shay, no, Shay, what's going on?
Let's go!
They need to play the game, stop looking at the camera.
I need a key!
A lot!
I need a key!
I need a key!
I need a key!
I need a key!
What is this?
I'm hitting the ground, I'm hitting the ground, I'm hitting the ground.
I'm trying to air-fight you hitting the ground.
You're a mess.
Causing the ruckus.
Causing the ruckus.
I'll pull up with a red ball in my hand like my name is ruckus.
You got a hat on because it's sunny outside.
Turn the sun off.
It's hot as hell. I feel like I'm melting, man.
I feel like I'm rapping a run-off sentence.
We all got short on because it's hot.
You short as hell because you short.
Like your name is Umi Bean.
It's only being I'm a check. I'm a check food cuz I see like
Yo, what the fuck they got in this towel bro, my shit is not laced
What's up? What's up? What's up?
We need a team media.
I'm not gonna lie, the team spirit is at an all-time low right now.
You was the most team-spirited, because you just took a lot of days off.
Look at him. He's just playing dirty.
What's going on?
That scared him.
They cheated, they cheated, they cheated, they cheated, they cheated, they cheated.
How's the advocate? Really bad.
Woo!
Hallelujah, blue!
Hallelujah!
That looks bad!
That looks bad.
That looks bad.
Dude, really about it, you're going to take it.
He hired me like a 20 grand ship.
You?
Can I have my brother, man?
Thank you.
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you so much.
Just under one better.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
This is my favorite, too.
Thank you, Ojo.
Take care of me, Mojo.
We have food, but I'm not going to have it.
What's up with this?
That's what I'm thinking, man.
How's it going to finish that?
Put too much.
I'm going to put this on the table and buy this.
On the chopping block, it seems like...
That's real, though.
We all fucking... Oh my God, we even made it!
Oh, I fucking could have
Wait, we gotta get close place
And this we might get we might finish first oh my god
Oh
Who's fucking that?
Renato, Suey!
You guys mind if I get it on this?
Yeah.
Who's your favorite football player?
No!
Uh, my crystal Renato.
No, cut it!
Hey, POV, it's season two and you're landing in Pleasant Park.
Take your time!
Take a lap to the left.
To the right.
Yeah, you know we're trying to let him do it.
Take your time, go Canada!
A little, a little something left, move!
Cut it! Cut it!
Put it some red out.
Cause like, speed does this next.
Like, oh, green out, move.
Let's go! Come on!
Let's end it.
No! Cut the out, move!
No! Don't cut it yet!
You got mad time, don't cut it.
Oh, that's not cut.
I can see it. I got a foresight.
Nah, it's gonna be way bigger, bro.
No!
It's a bad cut.
It's a bad cut.
Come on, get him out!
Yeah!
We did it! We did it!
That's what we do, bro.
Never give up, Chad.
Never ever give up
You know, if he's here, if you don't go against the car, you know, how that's going to go.
I don't see what it's about, right?
Yo, take this random kid off our team, dude.
Bad cut!
He's part of us, bro.
I am a part of y'all.
Go Mexico!
10 seconds left!
He has wardrobe 30 on him.
10 seconds left!
There are some challenging conditions.
10, 9.
You cannot interrupt the game.
And like, time to stay behind the red light.
Please back on the red light.
This is going to be an after-forgiveness situation.
I want to show them. I want to show them.
That's a promise.
You're a trustee.
I want to show them.
I won't plug it up. I won't plug it up.
I promise. I won't.
I see a hot as a fan of Sassad Brown.
They put me back on Redline on my mother's finger.
You are diva!
That's kind of the red line.
If we have to tell you, we'll take you away your vest.
Please, stay behind him.
Again, no, no, no.
No, no, no, sir, we're sorry.
Bro, you called too buddy bro.
Not his buddy.
Dude, the last guy that called someone buddy, there was a problem.
Oh, hey, bruh.
That's genetic hacks.
It's genetic hacks.
The only angle I could get from him.
Huh?
Yeah.
The only angle I could get from him.
Good, bro. This angle's fine.
You could say they were born for this.
No, no.
Oh no.
How do you know that?
I know I got one.
I have a good time to take this one.
Look at me.
I'm like what?
I'm like what?
Yeah I took this back.
Yeah, we're good bro. This angle's fine.
You know what?
Oh
Uh, let me get a, let me get a, uh, uh, a yellow gear, uh,
what?
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
Hey, Zoyo.
So how does this work?
Like, Ron is right, bro.
That is, like, you need a taller cameraman.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to give more job to him.
No, I'm full of you.
What's that?
Is it working?
Yeah, it's not working.
You don't need to win it, let me know, bro.
Nah, okay, then I'm not replacing you.
How you feeling about today, Jason?
You'll keep the terrible.
You'll keep us anonymous.
What are you talking about?
We're literally still in this.
No, no, no, I'm not in this anymore.
Let me smell it.
Yeah.
I don't know, what makes you know?
Wait, no, we're still in this!
You lying.
Why are you lying, bro?
What do you get for lying, you liar?
What?
You're sad for a second, let me help you.
What's the problem, bro? You drive off sadness in other people's sadness in sorrow.
You're like a sad homeless man.
Bro?
You're in my dream club.
We've literally been labbed multiple times.
People are, you might kill a lot. We never want to wander, you're in my dream club.
Bro, we have collab one-on-one for
You are you having a dating thing? Yeah, and you were the main character. You're another one of those bro. You want to do another dating
Let's be back
I don't want to do anything, I promise.
So wait, what can't I do?
Don't interrupt the game, yeah.
That's what he said.
He didn't just particularly do the rep like how it is.
He did say also like, don't pass the red line.
But if you do like, you can stay a little behind, you know?
Ooh, so like a little bit like...
I trust that you know how to toe the line, you know?
Yes, yes.
That's good advice.
You know how to play this game?
Yes.
I'll just like, before the game really starts,
ballish.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, just switch it and just go to the next game.
Just like, pretend like you're the one setting it up.
It could be fun
Like this one kind of feels like they're kind of really locked in but it might be fun. I'm not gonna do this
Wait, what's the next
Have zero social awareness, I guess
I
Okay, only the next one bull ride
Bro
Are you on a 7th or 8th?
I don't know.
What?
I'm playing solo.
You're still in this game.
Give me a general.
What are you playing?
What are we chatting?
I was playing solo for a while.
Yeah bro, I'm playing for the vibe.
Bro, I'm on the 7th or 8th?
7th overall.
You got the vibe.
What the hell bro?
I'm playing.
Bro you sold it volleyball.
Ok, so did you.
We can win this bro.
We got 1st place here.
We're gonna go for a ride and we can win the whole shit.
No, we're gonna...
We're gonna get a cool bike.
Yeah, that's what he said, bro.
If he said he'd get a musical chair, he came in the fucking second.
I bet.
I believe him.
I bet.
Shit, shit, hot as hell, bro.
I'm gonna go for a ride.
What's next, us?
Oh my god, watermelon, boo!
Alright, I ain't gonna lie.
Dude, let it, hey, what, let it away!
Hey, can I get a watermelon?
Here we go, alumni!
Fucking go!
You got this, guys!
Hope my bad, let me just scoot down back a little.
You know what I'm talking about.
You listed blessings.
Bro, I'm not Mary Poppins.
Bro, this here reminds me of season 2, 4, and 9.
I'm gonna get a present part.
Do kinda look like present part.
Alright, bro.
use your head to cut it
alaaamn
alaaamn
alaaamn
shh
you got this guys
look at these things they open so quickly
that's the other way
right down the middle of the water mill
right at that ship
pah
I have a juicing watermelon in the middle, I can't move my back, I'm in a bigger house.
What I like to see, baby, is what I like to see, in the middle, in the middle.
Scoot me in half, baby.
Does anybody believe you?
Hell yeah, I believe you.
Say what's your connection?
I'm folks right now, I'm ready to scream at my loudest after the ablest of the green light.
That's wrong!
I believe!
Down the middle.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why did she look away right before she cut it though?
Oh, bro.
Oh, my God. Sawyer distracted her.
Oh, that was a no-look cut, bro.
I know, but maybe we do be able to dig in. This is the thing, though.
This is like...
I mean, that does look good.
It does look good.
I think in our team, I think in our team, though.
How long?
1,041 seconds and a half.
Hey, I ain't alive, wrap it up, bro.
Hey, save the shit for Nick at night, bro.
Damn, we're off my 200 grand, bro.
I
Say that's it for cartoon Network
So I try to eat my watermelon I love melon
I'm a melon monster, bro. That's just so good. Yeah straight out of the fridge. You ever had ice-cold warm alone
Yeah
I'm praying for their failure
Oh, Mexico!
No, I said boo.
Shots are screaming.
Shots are saying names, bro.
I'm not too much.
Hey bro, Mexican six-hive, you cheese muscles, a lot of cheese muscles.
They love to drum, bro.
I might be with them shit.
Fuck it dude.
Don't mess up!
Don't mess up!
Ortiz!
Evelyn Ortiz!
Wendy!
Raaaaaand!
Oh, damn it!
Nah, y'all can't, y'all gotta cut it.
You have to cut it in the middle.
Oh, you're out of time! You're out of time!
So basically you have to push it down.
We did it, we did it!
We did it!
No cheater!
you don't know that
moly moly
moly moly
All right ready for the, I'm ready for this muscle tiktok
I don't know what's going on.
Go over the scooter club.
Sorry, Mexico Gool Club.
Audio, yo, yo, audio, audio, what's going on?
I don't know.
Do you guys shoot like us?
Me too?
I don't know.
They change it scam wig?
No.
stop the rain baby is what we do
say oh god every hour for AAR
no way they're about to get a rerun
no, no, they're about to get a rerun
they're about to get a rerun
no
bruh say oh god bruh
really?
really?
just do a lot of it in a VAR bruh
no
yes
what should we do
nah bruh
No!
No!
Oh, that'll not help!
No! They've got to stop here!
Oh my god, bro!
They ran out of time!
They're getting a re-cult!
Oh my!
Bro!
This is like...
People like this.
Run, run, run!
What is this?
It's a percent interest
They ran out of time though, that's not fear, cause if we ran out of time, then it would be like, sir?
Argentina Revs Revs
Why?
Bro like, what Revs has a son hat on?
That's a weight!
No!
Wait, that is a weight easier cut, bro!
They go by percentage.
Is this a time break from the loss?
They ran out of time, though, but once you ran out of time...
That's not going to push it.
We almost ran out of time.
We ran out of time because we were like...
Oh my god, bro.
Yes, they ran out of time so the Ludwig went and posted down to hell, but now...
No, we can penalize Florida.
That's what we get.
You should get in there and start screaming and making about yourself.
That's wrong!
To the left!
Bro, yell out, yell rest.
No! Now move it to the left! Right and right!
Hey, don't mess up again
No, Dali. Dali, Dali, Dali, Dali, Dali, Dali, Dali, Dali.
Look out, wait! Wait! Come on, Wendy. Come on, Wendy, you got this. Go to the left.
Dali, Dali.
To the left, bro. Uh-uh, five! Wait, take your time. Take your time.
Three, one.
I
Swear
No, wait wait, maybe we can still do this
I
I'll tell you right now.
He's out?
Is that out?
AHHHHHHHHH
NALA! NALA! NALA!
He's up on the flag!
Oh, why would you eat the flag, girl?
GO ALONG NAAAAY!
WOOOOOO!
I
Told you about baby fucking go
Hey, boy don't lie. Hey boy don't lie
Not for long buddy
We beat the system. We are Spain. We beat the program. We're Spain. Yes. That was Argentina.
We won.
To the left!
Take it back now, y'all.
Cause I was doing a Cooper show.
Get it? Yeah.
Watch the left!
Watch the right!
Watch the left!
Come on, international!
Yeah, you have some ass!
Let's go international to the left!
Ten, nine, eight, come on!
Seven, six, five, four!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my God. Oh my God, she wasn't looking.
Oh, that's bad. Whoa, whoa, that's a bum.
Oh. Hey, let's go, Wardrobe.
She wasn't looking. She wasn't looking.
Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo.
Whoo.
Hey, that should work. Ha-ha.
To the left. Hey, that should work.
And then now with UK, we got to really get UK to get the big one.
Yeah, he's sabotaged us, but.
They said.
It's 1443.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Shake down alumni.
So we lost.
I think, but we still got 13.
That's gonna last.
That's right, bro.
Let's go, UK.
That's not bad, bro.
We got that
That's from the clearest
It's weird I have to keep it in a really weird spot
From my legs, man, like...
We were from 7th to 6th, guys!
Soon, it's coming!
Bring it on, England!
Oh, we... Okay.
Oh
He had to keep her down the middle
No, take it to take it to
Already tired already tired
I'm not tired of this.
I still blopped it.
Alright, more chat. Let's give Carl some shade.
What are your games today?
Just off and out.
Being killed half and half and then now he's lost all of his work.
Alrighty, alrighty.
I'm trying to get right in the middle of my right foot right now, my cut off, I reattached
You can show us something.
Why?
Because someone stole my jersey, bro.
Nice, goody.
Not bad.
Whoa, Joe Bacchalosi.
Joe Bacchalosi.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Oh, he's up.
He's up.
I'm gonna get a head over there.
Come on!
Be serious.
All right.
Come on out.
Give it up!
Come on out.
Come on out.
You're a little weird.
You're a little weird.
That's like a kid with head over there.
That looks like a kid without it.
Yeah, where'd you get that? That's funny.
Come on, JC.
JC! JC!
Have you saved your dyes for the game?
I'm going to get that goal.
Get in there, Joe.
Get in there, Joe.
Joe, that's fine, Joe.
That guy.
Whoo!
What's that?
That's palm trees, bro.
Yo, Joe, you're going to get that goal.
Yeah, you're aiming at the palm trees, bro.
Yo, Joe, you're aiming at the same...
Bumble.
You saved.
You saved.
I'm gonna aim it out of the middle, though.
Yo, Jason, you wanna start kicking?
Jason, you wanna start kicking?
Uh, I'm good, I'm good.
He's good, he's good.
Who's good, bro?
Hey, daddy.
Hi, bet.
Candidates of sleep.
Candidates of sleep.
Candidates.
I got this.
Got this.
I got this.
I'm trying to recreate the Neymar penalty.
Hey, that's my chuck, ain't it?
I never doing a stutter step again I never doing that again
I
Know
Why'd you get that you supposed to pan away I didn't know
Jason
Fuck yo, it's day shit. You fucking evil ass fuck.
They call you a crumb.
I don't know how to shake up the story, I don't know how to play games.
He's dead, that's couldn't get any worse, bro.
Bro, that was soft.
It couldn't get any worse.
It can always get worse, brother.
No, no, no, it can't get any worse.
I've seen it.
It can't get any worse, right?
Right? Right?
It can't get any worse.
Bro, I can't.
It can't get any worse.
Yeah, I do.
I'm ready.
What the fuck is going on today?
It's literally an evil day, bro.
No, it's okay.
Hey, top right, top right!
Nobody is...
You can have the net, guys.
Wait, we are still seven.
Yo, guys, the net! You guys gotta hit the net!
See, I can't get distracted by everything.
Now, how am I going to stand?
I can't even say anything.
I
Like it didn't have a box in the back in a minute, bro. Oh, yeah, that's what somebody up
Still bro that we went to six we go to still seven
What the fuck
Hi Katie, Katie B, we're like Katie Bum.
Oh my fucking god, that was an amazing goal.
That was just a good penalty right there.
Yeah, that's a good penalty.
That was a good penalty, bro.
I mean, I dove a little late though.
I dove a little late.
I hesitated.
I hesitated.
Hey, can you give me a bath?
Oh, bro.
Oh, feet, bro. Everybody got feet.
I'm going after her first.
Nice.
Okay, son?
Yeah.
Pull thick!
You hesitated! You guys are fucking...
I hesitated! I hesitated!
I hesitated.
No, but I know what to do now, bro.
I'm just gonna die as soon as they run up.
Die as soon as they run up.
Oh, my body hurts, bro.
This grass got metal swords in it.
The fuck is this?
Are you better read?
So far, it wasn't straight with the man.
Yo, the skies are like that.
I'm coming up for that.
Come on, bitchy!
Woo!
That's a good penalty.
That's a good penalty.
That's the wrong way.
I was having some smart things go to the right
before they take me up here.
You gotta fuck with me, man.
Yeah, fuck with me, man.
Yo, being bully is hard, bro.
That's the hardest, yes.
Bro, we keep maybe the chat up.
I was happy to see where you tricked in front of the right.
Yo, he's broke, bro.
Yeah, bro, you're ass.
You're not smart.
We're both ass.
Go closer, go home.
Bitch, dive one way.
Watch the eyes.
Oh, okay.
Watch the eyes.
There you go.
I mean that was down the middle bro, that's kind of...
Well you didn't die the wrong way at least.
Yeah
I mean Nemo chelo bro. Hey, what it say?
Squorn on me, bro. No, let's fucking squorn on me. That's a night
Oh, you got to save that, Artie.
Oh, it's the gloves, yeah, it was the gloves.
It was the gloves.
Come on, Bench.
There you go.
Yes, there you go.
Yes.
Give me that shit.
Give me that shit.
What?
What?
What?
Say something.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What what? Say something. What? What?
Fuck this chat too bro.
Fuck you!
Nice! Good thing.
Go keeper you can't let the easy ones come.
The hard ones is fifty fifty bro.
The hard ones know how to blame you.
Yeah
What now
Nothing going in bro, nothing going in
Oh my god!
Yeah!
He gets it!
You got scored on my hair!
You guys are just a...
Chomp!
Bro!
It's no matter, bro.
Oh my...
What's that with him?
Hey, Tyler, buddy!
Let's see something.
What's that?
It's a...
Let's see something
Okay
Interfer like a bitch
Oh
Are you have to save that
Our goalie's we got we had to save that has goldie's bro
That's you got power
Was that half time?
It was a time.
It's time to ride a bull.
It's time to ride a bull.
Jinxie, bro, you have to hit the net.
What's the hot light?
What about you?
What about you?
Hey, Betty, go!
Go, go, go!
What?
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Let's you!
Go!
Stand up, bro!
Get up!
Oh, listen.
You gotta prove yourself, bro.
Save this, Arky.
We're in for your position now.
This is my position.
Yeah!
There you go!
Come on, baby!
I got one.
Jump.
Come on, come on.
Get the boss.
Get the boss.
Come on.
Let's sit down.
Shoulder.
Shress down.
Shake off your arm.
Woo!
Oh, that was down to good attack.
It was close, bro.
I don't have time to do it down the middle.
I don't have time to lie.
I can lose my job, my family can eat.
I feel I'm not that bad.
You're not.
Yeah.
Sometimes, try to cover as much space as possible.
All I know is Team Mexico not scoring on me.
I don't know.
Banzo
No, yeah, I dropped the camera
He blocked it
Alright, last one.
I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna say that.
If I fully know what to say to that shit.
What's fun?
Oh my god.
Are you being a goalie?
For your team?
Oh, yeah, Tia!
Who's this?
Hi, guys.
Get them!
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
And, well done.
Come on, get back, bare one-one.
All right.
Three, two, one.
One more save and then we gotta go.
Cici just put it in the corner for now.
And we are last.
No job is going last.
I feel like what? Is that a good say?
I feel like it's easy.
I'm getting better though. Yeah, what do you think?
Stay on the line
Okay, okay, okay
Watch their foot and body and dive to that side trust a lot of the times bro everybody's American
So most of the times I feel like it's gonna go down the middle. That's why I'm like scared to die
No Maya
See my water
It's hot, it's hot a bit.
My, my, done, done.
Damn.
Can we get a little water, actually, please?
Can we get two Gatorades?
Yeah, three.
I just ran out of Gatorade.
Three waters?
Three waters?
I got to re-upload that, man.
Got me.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Where's the water coming from, man?
I got to get that.
I got to get that.
I got to get that.
Oh my god.
I thought we were going to do better.
I don't have an ego and shit, but I thought, yeah.
Listen, the day's not over yet.
You're right.
Hey, Jason.
Hey, Jason.
That's bullshit.
Where did you get that one?
Water, boy.
Oh, my gosh.
I'll get it because it's bull.
That's bullshit.
Mexico.
Go.
Next, they go.
Doing better than me.
Oh, she took a hit.
Oh, that's scary.
Bro, we gotta beat 21.
Ooh, wait.
Woo!
So yeah, again, thank you.
Nice try.
This is what I'd say if I was alive.
I'm just going to actually go try that out.
That actually looks hard.
I
Got support work. Oh, well, he's over there cuz he's getting ready to compete
21 seconds, 21 seconds, he's got this.
He's locked, yeah.
Okay, good.
Three, two, one.
ha ha ha ha come on my right that's it
I'm 13 seconds you don't know how to ride that you got a rider good bro
Feeling him off the back, bro.
But tripping's not like...
That's my thing.
We have to put him in the car.
That's my thing.
No, it's it.
He's good.
I was gonna tap your shoulder in the harmless prank, bro.
Those cameras, this is how...
Those slapping leaves.
The camera?
Yeah.
You don't feel like a drive-off or anything?
No, I don't.
He's got a T-Bank Stenos.
Hey, she's got a T-Bank.
He's got a T-Bank, bro.
Yo, you got a T-Bank Stenos.
Bro, don't you like a resident T-Bank?
No, we got a carbon fiber twin for Thanos.
She got carbon...
Ooh, shit.
And you just said that's T-Banks and you just gripped it, bro.
Oh, it's in the links.
You watch the videos?
Go for it.
Bro, you don't want me to set it.
And don't deal off the hook, bro.
What you just trying to do to me?
You were just trying to do some shit.
Wipe your fucking mouth, you dirty-ass boy.
Damn. Wipe your mouth, bro.
Look at you mess-slopping and shit.
Thank you, baby.
I
Miss you write that shit
Hey, man, that's bullshit. Hey, right good one. Hey, right it's just I like that bullshit
These are somebody in the bull
I'm your Trojan horse
I think we'll jump down to place number 1.
21 though.
My truck!
That's my truck!
Honestly the shit who's running for us
I should go piss her off you can yell at that.
That's not my goal, bro.
Bro, I know she was hot as hell in those long ass pants, bro.
Yo, I'm not going out and we're too committed for this.
We just need a good, like, R&G.
Yeah, you're out of control.
What's up, bro?
They're gonna match.
Oh, hell.
I love Nye.
Bro, I told Josh he's gonna do ass.
Alright, I just farted. You gotta leave.
I just farted.
I mean, honestly, my farts don't stink.
That ass.
That's not a fart. That's your breath, really.
That's your breath, really.
Yeah, yeah, fuck this guy. These are the evil games, bruh.
These are the evil games.
These are the evil games.
Yeah!
Those chairs in there, yeah.
Come on, Warchov.
Warchov!
Warchov!
Come on, Warchov.
Wait, shoes are off.
That's bad, bro.
That's great for the shoes.
I feel like you should have the shoes on so you can grip on the floor.
Come on, bro.
Come on, Warchov.
You got this.
Come on, Warchov.
You got this.
Come on, Warchov.
You got this.
You got this.
Grip on that ball.
You got this.
You got this, Wardrobe.
Come on, we actually need this so bad.
Come on, we need this so bad.
We need this so bad.
Scoot RNG.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Ditch.
Jesus.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Try and see him now, right, somebody?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This is the shot.
You like it.
You got the shot.
This is the shot.
It's a free shot.
Nice try, Woldrum.
Oh, good job.
Woldrum, nice try.
Nice try.
Good job, Woldrum.
Nice try, good job, Woldrum.
That's all right, that's all right.
That's all right, that's all right.
What place is that?
What place is that?
It's your bar.
And you got my shot.
That's all right.
That's all right.
One more 10
Where's up you got this is one more run
Like
My bad, I didn't hear
Oh, let me open your ears, bro. Go fuck yourself, buddy. How about that?
Oh, fuck's my job, bro.
What?
Yeah, all we got is five place-side monitors.
Hey, hey, you behind the camera? What?
What? What?
What? What, bro?
That's it, bro.
That's it.
I'm not having a good day, everything is just going to shit.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Why don't you do this one?
Uh, we'll just do this.
What?
What?
Something's behind you!
You know what? You know what?
What would be the finisher?
Oh my god, he's fighting, don't cut that ball.
Yo, he's fighting to fuck that ball!
They're doing different speeds.
I know, sorry.
I'm finishing.
I probably, I probably, but this sliced the kid's, uh, person's head in half,
and then I head but the half to a split,
and then I step on the body when it's on the ground,
and then I body slam the body.
Mom would be...
I'm a good mother with my powers.
She's weak.
Wait! He touched the hat!
He took the hat off!
You can take it off. You just have to have the hat.
I think it's better to not...
I agree, Joe.
Great.
Fantastic.
Wardrobe did well.
What about you? What do you do with it?
I already did my half and half bounce.
This is the last hole.
Are you good at dodgeball?
Yeah, I think dodgeball and my team will do well.
I think Simon's hasn't worried.
Oh, that's my shit.
I'm really good at that.
Last year I was a decent add.
This year would be
She's really good. They're all taking their socks off because you need to just have to rip
But I guess that bull probably felt it feels like a resident evil bull. It's just so hot
She's
Dude
Is it the best time or the average of the two
Okay, best.
Damn, she hit the fucking ground with that shoot.
Ha ha ha ha!
What?
Jesus, just take everything off.
Yo, getting your feet to grip it.
Like, literally do word.
Probably is the fight.
What's up, you should hold your hand for me.
So you have a grip.
I have a grip, but you don't need to keep your hand on your head though.
You just have to hold the hat.
Good hold up.
This side of the hat.
What?
You can lay it like this.
Oh, bitch, I can lay like this with the hat?
Oh, bitch, I'm going like this with the hat.
Yeah, just have your hand out.
You just want to be, she's gone.
All right, man.
Same.
17 Spies pretty good
I think she-
I think she-
Yeah, he's 17.
Cap, right?
Come on, yo.
Wait, wardrobe.
Oh, are you talking about my teammate?
The Skirmog.
Wait, wardrobe!
Trust me, socks off.
What do you see?
I see...
Oh, damn.
Why you take the sauce out before though?
What
Okay, look at you. Look at all your teammate look at you bro. Why are you talking to me?
Why I just say I just say I just say yes to it. I just say let's go. I say let's go back
That's all I'm saying. He hated he hated
She's a bloody, she's a bloody pig.
He's a bloody pig.
Oh, she's a pig.
That's how I say it.
22!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Fuck out that bull, man.
Oh my god, bro.
He got good R&G bro.
Dude, what the fuck bro?
Nah, dawg.
Fuck bro, he won 30 seconds.
He won 30 seconds.
It is Archie bro, that's crazy.
What's up guys?
Jason, come here.
Yeah.
Shut up, run like that like this.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like he just...
Hold that.
Yeah, same at everything.
Every little thing is not going to that net.
What about you, what are you going to do?
Oh, it's so cool.
I'm going to pass you.
Three, two, one.
Allelette blue!
That means let's go in French.
OK, fine.
What?
What is that, bro?
It's so slow at the start.
He's done.
He's good.
He's done.
Here it is!
Bro, what is this RNG, bro?
What is the-
Oh, did he beat it?
27, that's crazy.
Bro, imagine the pain on your balls.
Bro, bro, it's like, just like...
Did you move after?
Yeah.
Oh, me too.
Yeah.
I can do a proper two.
Okay.
I should get out there.
You've got the ball.
Thank you.
You better watch out, God.
So, what would you decide,
what would you say,
what are the best five features
that you have on yourself?
Is it good?
Just anything.
You know what I think about it.
It's a bit more than that.
I'm confident.
I'm just going to smile.
I'm nice.
Alright last one be fiscal.
It's the same thing like.
Hey for some reason I saw this ticked out we were doing a pass the phone.
Argy said and you said you passed the phone and so was sexy and it was me.
Do it.
Okay.
some of the sexiness in it with me.
Dude, they, uh, I didn't know it was going to you, guys.
Like, they literally cut the,
they told me it was going to someone else.
No, she was insane.
And it went to you.
So that was like really weird, like, such out of context.
That's just crazy.
Because that's like, now what I was trying to do was crazy.
I was walking instead of walking.
That was weird for Mark, honestly.
Yeah, hang on.
He said, he said you, uh, that's crazy.
But they, but they're not wrong.
Or you're not wrong.
What's your five best physical features?
I feel like my eyes, my hair, my lips, my smile,
my arms, and my calves.
Honestly, that was a quick lift.
Let's try my best.
Let me see the calves.
Yeah, we got that.
Showing calves, bro.
Showing calves.
Let's go, Wancho!
Let's go, Wancho, please.
Please, we need this.
We need this!
Wait, what the...
What the...
Why is he fighting?
What strategy is this?
Come on, come on, Wancho.
Just count.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
What place was that chat?
What does it look like?
Does it look like King's?
I don't know that one.
You see on Twitter, they think that we should have, like, kissed and said,
Don't do it.
I don't actually do it.
Nice try, Wazho.
Wait, is that dinner for what?
Wazho.
All right, absolutely, you guys aren't competing after this.
We ain't winning.
You won?
You touched the ball?
No, I didn't touch the ball.
We got 80 seconds.
We're out.
We're out.
Wait.
We're out.
Woo.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
But yeah, it's about to be halftime, so awesome.
Like that is the goal, that's play all over.
It's so much orange heat.
No!
Let's go!
Can you get my license number?
Uh, is it your number?
Um, Casey, is the gym working here?
Or, uh, some gym?
Um, a little bit.
I see the track margins.
I mean, there's some type of...
Oh, do you think there's something coming in?
Oh, for sure, bro.
Let's go first.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
Woo!
It definitely set the day, bro.
Let me look. Let's look at the place we can chat.
Dude, just give it up.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, enjoy our lunch!
Okay.
Thank you.
You ready to show the score, bro?
Nice try, wardrobe.
Fuck you!
Fucking piece of shit!
How can you know that I'm here?
I don't know, fucking you.
What the fuck?
How did you do that?
I think we got that.
I think we got that.
How many seconds?
What did you do?
I don't know.
How many times?
Twice.
What about you?
I'm so touched by your teammates.
Show the score!
Show the score!
Is it actually your birthday you got the ID 15 years old
you just almost abolished you with the crowd bro
I bet. I bet. I bet. You know, are you all right now? You started to piss me the fuck
off, bro. What's good, bro? Huh? What's good? It needs some fiber and, you know, in
Oh
Nice job guys
I'm going for a fascist real quick.
Oh shit.
Just two guys. Two guys in the boat.
I got it fast, bro.
I got it fast, dude.
I can't help feeling like I got it in my arm.
Oof.
Where are they?
Hey man, listen, do you want to confess something?
Um, I know yesterday I sold that volleyball, but I think everyone on the alumni team is
equally as bad.
You know what I mean?
I love everybody to death, you know?
great people, great souls.
But we're some ass boarder, finished bull riding,
didn't play so high.
Fumi, Cubetas, Badish.
Here, Mr. Keem.
I think we're all on the equal plan about the head of ass.
You know, but they'll shoot me and they'll attack me.
That's all I have to confess.
What is this for? Do they add this when it's halftime or something?
I think it's just to cool down.
Are you dead-ass?
I'm pretty sure.
You're on a bobbin' route.
Oh, you should have it.
I know.
I got a little bit.
Here's the next one.
Hang on.
What?
Can we still win?
Um, you should try to try it.
Well, like, we place first and everything, can we still win?
Right now?
Mm-hmm.
Um, depends.
Depends on?
Depends on the abilities.
Do you have any season stuff?
Depends on the pens.
Oh, okay.
It depends on the pens.
Not a bet.
Does anyone know you have that?
Nope.
They can see it.
Nobody knows.
Alright.
You got 6th place?
Go ahead.
I think
I eat occasionally throughout the day.
Yes, I'm a fucking human, bro.
I don't eat 20.
That is not a human.
Fuck you.
Like, occasionally I'm going to fucking eat, bro.
It's nice, because I'm a human being, man.
But you're ranting.
What's up?
What's up, Katie?
You want to scan my rapson?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, what the f-
What the f-
What?
What?
What?
I get in this rotation?
Yeah, I'm going to kick some.
Uh, can you hold the barge?
What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
16 minutes, Eric and the ones who lost the game in the last half of the game.
Got to me!
Come on, but I have a 30-19 point and it's over the top.
Alright?
That's a catch.
Perfect.
I don't want to be there with a shame.
I'm not your leader.
Any man for like Danny Ballish.
He's safe.
Move to the block.
Hey, that was right at him.
He's got it.
I'm not trying to like get this right now.
Okay.
Come on!
Get it!
Get that guy!
Fumi, Fumi, keep practicing Fumi!
I hope we stop there, we gotta ask, we don't want to.
Because it depends really matter if we don't make any.
That's the out of there, that sweet ass kick.
Start goading them.
Huh?
Mr. Mimos.
Four, three, two, one.
Got it.
Katie, got it.
Oh, it's not the game yet.
I didn't die for her, no man's a nice.
1788 courties in time to beat her.
Run it back, run it back please.
Oh my god, I'm a damn master.
The boy's turning a little attention there.
Oh, he's a tough one.
Black ball, Clark Kent.
Black ball, Clark Kent.
Black ball, Clark Kent.
Come on, T.P.
Come on, full man.
Black is the best.
Black is the best.
He's the best.
Oh!
That was a great shot.
Good job.
I have to get up!
I have to get up!
All right!
What?
There's one more!
Four!
Four!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Four!
Five!
Four!
Five!
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Uh.
Four-trees.
That's so jacquely, man.
C'mon, cutie.
She's raging. Huh?
She's raging.
She's raging?
Lady Bance, I'm safest.
Oh, come on.
You're the best.
Yes.
Always keeps to the left.
Always keeps to the left.
So does he.
You're ready.
Love that.
He was I am right here.
He's not bad.
Hi, Pugin.
All right, boogie.
Went the wrong way.
Come on, y'all, want this!
All right, one last time.
She's a great boy.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, big.
All right, chest up, try.
Good, let's go.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Here we go.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Good slide.
Oh, you're boos the fuck up.
I
Not gonna be able to dive anymore
He's going, he's going.
Areas with one flag should be at the top.
Woo!
Hey, Jenna, Jenna Haley, man.
You're probably not here every time.
Shut up, Jenna Haley.
Wait here.
Come on, this is actually me, Pete, though.
Everyone's going to be like, every kick's going to go...
Yeah, I'm going to get pressure on you, bro.
Yeah, I'm going to win.
I got to practice my right shot.
Right right to the shower.
I didn't talk about it earlier.
Come on.
Come on, Judy.
Sports out of...
It doesn't get any better than that.
What are you doing?
You're a little harched.
Being a pussy, man!
Alright, can I go?
Godpens are so mental.
Right here for 10. Aim for the net.
That's my ball, ain't it?
That's my ball. Hey! That's my ball, lady!
Hey, that's my ball!
Good, good, good. This is fucking am I going, though?
Good night.
Almost finished.
Right, see my top right.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Everyone's gonna kick on me.
Hey, Enzo!
I see it, I see it.
I got the seat.
Uh, dashboard.
I got the seat.
Hey, I need a boat!
Yeah, wardrobe!
What did I say I need some validating some W's bro. Oh my god, bro finally no dead ass bro
That's the only bro. That's the only W's I've been getting
Someone says so lucky like fucking making out with the W's
That's really bad.
This is kind of far, bro.
Oh man that was horrible brother.
That was horrible.
Horrible.
Horrible.
Better than yesterday.
Better than yesterday.
Better than nothing.
Oh, not bad, not bad, though.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no! There's a way!
He said, no, man, it's...
Yo, guys, let's take a nice pass!
Oh, I love the goalie.
Yo, what you up?
What you up?
What you up?
Just missed the ball twice.
Minus the seconds.
Alright, we're rotating, we're rotating.
Come on, shoot.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, he's got that.
Dude, I need to pick a sign of supply.
Are you goalie-finished?
You're there?
Oh, lord, oh, lord, oh.
What a dive.
Wait rotate! Rotate! Rotate! Rotate!
Now you're crawling.
There's a lot of your dick in front of everyone.
Bro, they put metal shards in this fucking grass, bro.
Bro, it's the fucking turds. It's a little black thing.
What is that, bro? What?
I rotate.
Got any guns?
Oh!
You can see how.
Oh my God.
I needed that jet back.
Okay.
I needed a jet back.
I saved for a seat.
Yes!
That's fine.
Come on, let's go.
Ready?
Yeah.
Come on, watch out.
Let's see something.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Wow!
Wow!
It's like a book!
Wow!
It's like a book!
Oh, wow!
Wow!
Oh, wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Fuck!
Fuck, this is her, son.
Gently, dog.
What's going on, bro?
I'm about to start.
Oh my...
Oh
Oh
You got my twin in there or not
Say go get food
Let's see what what ingest I can hop on who's ingest
I'm gonna get a plate first.
What time do you think I got today?
I'm gonna get in there.
Are you a player or not?
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
Why does everybody say a bro why is everybody saying bro my chat
Why is everybody's what is a little happening, man?
Somebody explain what's happening in the chat
What's that?
That's a little dirty.
Stop that!
How's the games going for you?
Terrible.
Oh no.
I've written for you since you're a little kid in the last year.
I feel like I got a little oil on my feet.
I appreciate that, but not doing too well.
What type of food is that?
Pork, chicken, potato, potato, and bread.
We got a little mac and taters.
These are resident evil eats.
They too eat yo.
I mean I would like to eat.
What's the name of this one?
Oh yeah, how about it?
Wait bro, how...
I thought you were, like, holding the house.
Oh, you were getting good.
I got this shit, bro.
I got Matt's first person.
Yeah?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, bro, I'm here to dive now, bro.
Uh, I'm off, I'm off.
Uh, I'm on here.
But, yeah.
What about you?
Bro, she's on her gene, got bad chemistry.
I think we're having bad chemistry. Maybe it's just not like you said.
Yeah, it is.
I think it's just...
We're not doing the grade right now.
What do you have in place?
Just a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what do you mean short?
I don't know. I'm not 7.
I think we're in a bit.
Damn, we're beating you all?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Y'all are super stupid.
What's the party about it?
Oh, we're tired. I'm sick though. Oh, you're tired.
I'm back. Two miles ago. He picked up a little crazy bro. Telling you, well, that winning
and we come first, we go hit them up.
People are national but they're good at everything.
They're good at everything.
Yeah, they're the stupidest.
They're good at everything.
Running, but the smarts.
Who won?
I think friends will be my winners.
So, friends are the winners.
Yeah, but even the girls, bro, they were all really good.
All of them play soccer.
Like, for him, I think he plays soccer, too, right?
He plays football?
Yeah, but I'm gonna let all of us know I'm trash.
Yeah, maybe I might have a little bit of like, yeah, but my team, like, I'm the worst at soccer, so everyone else is better than me, so hopefully they can go pretty good.
Well, you're the goalie.
Yeah, I'm the goalie.
Wait over here, you both.
Who are you?
Well, you guys are the kick and the amputation.
Oh my god, bro.
This is a hard time.
I'm a fine team, I'll be back.
Okay, okay.
Why?
They're just arguing! Everyone's just arguing!
They're just arguing!
Guys, please stop!
I-I don't like this.
No, I'm not gonna give this to you.
No! Don't!
They're gonna decide what they're gonna ask.
What?!
And if you lose, we're going to gift mode over.
Sticker mode over, so don't even start.
Oh, it's not hard.
It's not hard, I'm irritated too.
It is hard.
I'm going to be irritated too.
Everybody wants to be irritated.
I want to be irritated too.
You know what I mean?
But I got so many edits.
That was a good one.
So I hate for myself.
OK.
Sticker mode on me.
You know that YBG?
I did it all I see that I did it on purpose because I was so dog shit. I'm only God like fuck it
No, bro penalty is like that's just like you're asking to get
to save every goal.
Oh shit right there.
Oh yeah, oh you have a phone.
It's up.
It's up.
Thank you.
No, yeah, bro.
Most of the things you're supposed to save every penalty.
Like, bro, even in professional soccer, don't they make like 60% or 70% of the penalty?
Yeah.
Like, bro, that's just hard.
That's the biggest side of the dive.
No, bro, you were good with the diving, bro.
Me, I'm pushing.
Well, I'm scared of that term.
I'm scared too, but I'm saving it.
Oh, okay.
But when it's time, I'm saving it.
I'm saving it.
I'm saving it.
I'm saving it.
I'm saving it.
I'm saving it.
I'm saving it.
But I'm saving it for when it's time to really do it.
Yeah.
That's good.
You get a dodgeball?
Bro, I played in a Dream card one.
I did fucking shit.
I got hit in the face by the dodgeball.
But they had to know hit in the face.
So then when I got hit in the face, that's good.
Because like, oh, yeah.
They might do that here.
And you do it as a dodgeball, just go up.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
What is that?
This pizza.
They got, oh, it's gone.
Ha ha ha ha.
But they killed it.
The pizza got killed.
Fuck, bro.
Okay, so I love it.
You a big dude?
No, you a big dude, bro.
You gotta be serious.
Bro, he's not bigger.
Is he?
Yeah, he's bigger.
Yeah, he's got really, really, really big shit in him.
Yeah, they should pay that.
That's all good, man.
We all go through Trudars like me.
No, bro, I'm in my Trudars, bro.
I should be like my man out every soon. Why do you need to try to I'm not
I'm in my life like I'm in my chart. I mean like I'm not going too hard. I'm not
I'm not eating too much. I'm like in the middle. I'm like we're here right now
You're saying like you're not eating too much, but you're not working out like that
I'm back to every day
No, I don't eat too much like three meals a day, but that's normal every three meals a day and little snacks on the side
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
Oh, this is my last year.
Oh, this is my last year.
Oh, this is my last year.
Simon says next, well, Simon says it's hard.
No, it's not, no, it's not hard.
No, I'm serious. I'm not. Simon says it's hard.
Bro, but Simon says it's a sleeper, bro.
If you wake up, like, it's good for your teeth.
That she's like, I don't know.
It's a random shit.
I don't know.
He said it.
Bro, because you get out the spelling bee.
That might correlate.
Now, you're good when, like, it's pressurized,
and you stand there and you really gotta react.
You're the only person to gain weight at a sporting event.
Nigga, fuck you.
Get out of the way.
No, I'm getting big, bro.
I've eaten it too much.
They were saying, everybody's about to be too big because we don't quit.
Oh, god, we're not quitting, bro.
Bro, I feel like you can't quit, though.
I'll be a pussy if I quit.
Do you have, like, a medics on standby?
Yeah, we have a, um, they're called a shumper.
It's like the guy who like he guides you up the mountain and then and then hold your stuff for you
So what if you're like
Whatever you're like, I can't do this anymore
And then
You have to go on the way back down
Might as well go up
Go back down
It's gonna be so sad
I was wrong
I was wrong
I was wrong bro, I'm really not wrong
I was wrong to leave a new me out
Have you been training?
I'm not gonna look right now
He's still skinny as fuck.
I was just gonna yell at you, bro.
Last time.
He said I was panning wrong.
Like, he said I couldn't eat or push on the job, bro.
Like, I'm really gonna quit.
If I don't save 50% of the pens tonight,
my career is ending.
He didn't say Elie Storazon.
Lock in.
Lock in.
He's trying to go viral.
How do you think you lost your game?
I'm good.
You sure?
I'm not sure.
It's all because of you.
Ha, ha.
That was pretty good, man.
Who's the son of a loser, man?
Who's the wrong person?
Hey, yo!
No, fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
I'm gonna let you get kicked out of this shit.
I'm gonna let you get kicked out of this shit.
Oh fuck, man.
I don't want anyone to get kicked out of this shit.
I'm gonna let everyone get a slice, I got three.
I was bad at shit.
They want me to do, you ate?
Yeah, I ate earlier, I had to skate the shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna let the people get you, I got to go.
I'm out of this, man.
All right, so I'm gonna keep it down for a little bit.
Thank you, dude.
Uh-huh.
All right, Chad.
I just got, I just peeled up.
Gonna pee and raise the clock in for the next year.
Simon says...
It's time to be legendary.
Well, I'm a lot of broken sabotages here, really.
You do depend on some sabotage or something.
Time to go viral, bro.
We're gonna need to take some crazy shit.
I mean, I'm bad, actually.
I'm actually bad.
I got stairs in my whole thing.
Sorry, bro.
I mean I'm dead actually, I'm actually dead.
I got slurs in my whole thing.
You could launch three of your lights.
Stop it.
You want to get in the mess?
Yeah bro.
Leave this question out.
You know what I mean?
Just be sneaky.
Just be sneaky.
Bro, I'm here for the good vibes.
I'm always doing the winning game.
I'm second.
You hear me?
Oh
Let's just shoot up a damn as good Wendy's a sleeper and he's good Wendy scored on speed in the mr. B
Evelyn she that lady
Hey nice me. I'm the jester place. Okay. Well, who jays ago he got wardrobe
Oh, mr. King right you miss you kind of some of the two some men
And niggas are nuts, they're fries actually.
Nooo!
Hey, Sonya the 34 month.
Near Sonya take the W, bro.
No, Ruben.
All the way, they got Kiera.
Oh, Kiera.
You play soccer?
You play soccer?
I will today.
Okay, you have photo?
Yeah, I wanna take a picture with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think we should take one.
Why don't you pull off?
Let's all take a picture.
Three, two, one.
OK, one more.
Three, two, one.
You got a winder?
Quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
Three, two, one.
Thank you.
That's a good flex.
That's a good flex.
Yeah, bro, I'm like a professional soccer coach.
I've been soccering for 17 years of my life.
I'm only 17.
Yeah, I'm old as fuck.
Hey, how are you?
I don't feel good.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
Are you a friend?
No.
No, I'm a jaco.
I don't feel good.
I don't feel good.
I'm a jaco.
I don't feel good.
What's up?
Look, I'm gonna give you a stat.
YBG right here, this is Young Bays Go.
He's saying for real, God don't do bad.
You said we're gonna do bad now.
Why would he say no?
You said we're gonna throw the ball, we don't deserve it.
You were practicing earlier.
My elbow's already fucked up.
You're supposed to keep it on.
You might need to let Jason borrow your tights.
He don't need to die about that.
I'm not even trying.
Look at Mike.
No, no, no.
Oh, man.
Damn, man, I'm not allowed to be fucked up out here.
Oh, man.
I was diving out there.
I was falling on the line.
I knew y'all were giving me gold.
Yeah, we gotta win.
Alright, man.
Sound of fucking land, dawg.
I
Had do y'all believe in me
Ashley don't answer that fucking question. Fuck y'all
Wait
I mean bro, what is goalkeeper really reaction time?
I feel like it's more like 50-50 pick a side or stay down the middle.
It's reading people and then also raxing time and also luck.
I feel like you just got to see like the way they're running up and like like how they
wind their foot back.
I feel like that.
If I think I know, if it's someone like cutie walking up to the line, I'm just gonna trust
my reaction.
I'm gonna trust my reaction time, but if someone like Danny Bands, I'm just gonna pick a side
and dive.
Or Jason, pick a side and dive.
Go Jason!
Oh my god, bro!
Let's fucking go, man!
Let's go, bro. A lot of go- lot of go- Jason's in the chat, bro.
Holy shit, let's go!
Hey!
Okay.
Arkey, no kid!
Arkey, no kid!
Arkey, no kid!
Arkey, no kid!
Arkey, no kid!
No, no, no, no!
Juggle?
Hey, hey!
Ass!
Let's juggle!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What's happening around there?
Oh, they're doing something.
I'm trying.
Why?
What do you even do?
Oh, bro, kill yourself, bro.
How about that?
How about that?
Huh?
No, no, no.
Fuck that.
Fuck you.
Stay in the middle because I'm on power to shoot if somebody with power shoots dies
I taught my students who type it
So bro, what you on finding my shoe you're ready for Simon says I'm ready bro. I'm not gonna lie
He got me in the first two seconds. We're gonna find a match. Yes
He says Simon says touch your hips and you go like this and I touch my head.
Why are you doing monkey fuckers?
What?
Yeah that's what it's called.
Thank you.
When we were in the Slobathon, we met a guy and he said that was a monkey fucker.
So that's what it's called.
And then I do that in the army.
This shit, like I'm just stretching my groin out.
I'm stretching my groin.
Yo.
It's my head.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, that shit hurts, yeah.
Bro, I got a tough turn. Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna take a thing off after this.
I deserve all this athleticism.
Bro, you've been working out for literally how long now?
You worked out for what 10 hours just a row and you we also worked out was before our streets
Oh, we worked out for four hours, bro. It's been insane. I'm dead. I serious. No one can do what we do right now
Silver alert missing a goal
Oh, whoa, what was it?
Wait, I need to get one.
Oh my god, I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot.
Who the fuck is Amber? Why is he alerting me?
Oh, we're getting out of the sand some motherfucking streaming dude.
Oh god.
What is this dude? A Batman?
I need a hero.
I can't do shit, bro.
I'm not you, bro. I'm not nothing there. Okay?
Alright. Go do your thing. Alright, man?
Alright.
Take your shirt off once you do it, alright?
Oh, my God.
Every time I get a cussing with Kamey, he just tells me to take my shirt off, bro.
Like, bruh.
It's like bruh!
It's like bruh!
It's hot as hell!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's up man?
Hey are you uh, your keeper right?
Yeah.
Dude, how do you feel?
I'm actually pretty confident.
What place are you guys in?
Uh, six.
How about you?
Seven?
What I think two of the next three events
You need to dive when it's out of reach you want me to start diving you be clapping a lot today
Dude we got me and Joe did so bad
It was it was so
I thought we'd be the worst bro, bro. Yes. Yes
W. Clapper, uh, Chuckles, Buckley, or is that, I believe?
Who said that?
Uh, Jason's talking to you, what does he even do?
Bro, Jason.
W. Clapper, um, what was I going to say, oh, I only shoot out for double points.
I know.
Do you realize how important that is?
Yeah, so we have a very important job.
How do you feel about dodgeball? Do you feel good?
I feel good about dodgeball. Last time I played dodgeball wasn't the best, but I feel like now I'm a lot more athletic.
Wait, there was dodgeball last year?
No, no, no. Different event.
Which event?
I think it was like Drinkon, either Drinkon or something involved with Drinkon.
Bad, bad.
Bro, what is this dash cam shit?
I don't even know, man. Bullshit.
You having a good time out here?
It's been like your first IRL in a long time, you know?
Dude, this is my first IRL since I was in England, bro.
Oh, World Cup.
Oh, you're right, World Cup.
Yeah, all my IRLs end up turning into something football than anything.
The first one I did this year was watching the sporting Arsenal game.
That game sucked.
That was the worst.
It was nil nil, like 110 minutes at this horrible, this tournament.
like IRL is better than the desktops?
No, no. I mean like...
They even prefer a desktop?
Bro, my chat likes occasional IRLs,
but like, I would much rather do gaming than it.
Bro, cause you know what it is?
One hour of IRL is like three hours of gaming.
Like, it just, gaming flies by.
I love Resident Evil.
I love Resident Evil.
Resident Evil?
I know, then you keep talking about it.
I love Resident Evil.
I'm gonna finish it tonight.
Good luck, Brownbeck, good luck.
Go get him, see where he's going, see where he's going, see where he's going, see where
he's going.
Wait, we get a choice?
No more than seven.
Yes, we got a choice.
I think this is going to come out of here.
None.
None.
Brown, if we win first place, we beat in Resident Evil tonight.
You are not going to win.
If we win first place, we beat in Resident Evil tonight.
He's having either of those things, bro.
I'm not just 80, but I'm still like, no.
Chill, chill.
What is this?
AHHHHHHHHH
You are disgusting
Yo, I don't know, but I just felt good though
Is this shit?
Come on, shit
Oh, that's fine, that's fine
I'm wet
Yeah
So that push my head like that bro, you must be my man's not pressing that maybe
You must be my man's brother crazy fucking crazy like hulking brand new day
My man's bro
then you go for clowns
Juicy, have you ever had a P.D.O.A.T?
That's for like, that's for all of us
Time for dodgeball
Good luck bro
Yeah, they picked us because I think we're the worst
They picked us because they think we're the worst? I bet, I bet, I bet
Who are my refters?
Goddamn it, Juicy
I don't need my refters, fuck the refters
Michael, they're about to be on your ass, bro.
One more line cross, low key.
I'm just warning you.
I'm following you.
Wait, right here for me.
You'll be on your ass, okay?
No, no!
Okay, come on, bro.
Bro.
Set the fuck up, bro.
No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna ask you that.
Okay, god, you get PTSD, bro.
I was like, step, bro.
Why are you being so lean, you're going on.
Oh, I was chasing them, no, no, no, no.
I was not even gonna ask you that, bro.
Oh my god, Joe.
Matter of fact, keep your fucking shirt on.
You don't even look good.
Ah, oh my god, bro.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, bro.
What you want about, bro?
I don't know.
I'm not deep.
Ah, damn, man.
I know you a big ass streamer.
No, stop, don't.
You're one of the best in the world.
No, no, no, stop.
Well, like, come on, bro.
Like, come on, bro.
Why are we always first or second?
Man, you got it.
You got it up, bro.
Twitter, Twitter captions, it's good, bro.
You got it, bro.
You gotta do it, you should do the cherry on top and slap the shit out of me, though.
Really?
No!
I was gonna give it to YBG after yesterday.
I was gonna pass it off to him, you feel me?
I'm about to throw out YBG a little live.
I'll take that shit too.
Yo, get the fucking pants right!
You know what, that would be a WPR recovery.
If you let him slap the shit out of you.
If I get slapped, bro, I really turn into a demon.
Alright, turn, blanch, I've read, no more games are being played.
Okay, that's it, that's it.
Everybody locked in, though?
Bro.
Listen, I know you was on this-
You know why they picked us?
Because they think we're fucking bums, bro.
He's not soy, that's an easy-ass target, bro.
We played 4-5.
Why are there soos, wardrobe?
I made socks.
They got the socks, though.
I gotta take my laptop off.
Are you still here?
He- you gotta think about our strategy right now.
Our strategy is y'all pass me and Jason a ball.
No, but listen at the beginning, like are we already making a ball or are some of us staying back to the beginning?
I don't know. I don't know.
I need to hear you, bro.
You just do a sense of this.
I don't think that's...
Hey listen, listen, listen. Here's a strap.
Listen, come here. We can still win.
AJ, AJ!
Oh, this guy's doing it, man!
Who's AJ, bro?
Listen, wait here. Okay, alright.
Alright guys, head on down to the field.
We have no strap, bro.
Alright, here, here.
All right, listen, team, me and you should go run, get the balls,
which should be three people to stick on onto the court please.
Can you hold this, hold this, hold this.
Stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here.
There should be three people right at the table.
Make a name for yourself today.
Who do you think?
I think it's...
My kids.
Where are you staying?
I'm going to open the door.
Give it up for the people behind the scenes!
Has that created a chasm in vibes? How have you dealt with that?
Honestly, the chasm started before the jersey.
It started from yesterday when we saw the absolutely abysmal volleyball performance.
I saw that on TikTok, it was pretty bad.
It was bad.
It was pretty bad.
Now come over here, Jason,
cause we're all talking about you.
Hey, what's good, dude?
I'm getting booze.
You're getting booze, bro.
Jason, I have seen you win a push-up fade
against about 30 damn people.
You're an athlete.
You should've done a push-up.
Somewhere deep in there, there's an athlete.
Bring them out in dodgeball, all right?
Who wants to see Jason and we can go big?
Come on, give it up for Jason.
It's your time to shine, bro.
It's your time to shine.
You got the rope.
Shope.
Now, let's talk about the competitors.
Give it up.
Team UK.
Connor, who was the decision maker
behind choosing the alumni?
And why the alumni?
So, truthfully, you know, we're mulling it over.
We thought perhaps it might be our best chance.
And that's just based off of what?
Advertite?
I mean, truthfully, I think just Ron has such negative aura
here.
He's going to drag Pultee down.
Ron?
Which one of them do you think is Ron?
They're all the same, the face boys.
There's no difference.
They're not even on face anymore.
I don't know what that is.
You're so old, bro.
You're so old.
Guys, just so everybody knows, this is a bracket, right?
So four teams are gonna lose round one.
The tiebreaker is how many people are left
on the winning team.
So let's say for example, you guys won, all right?
But there's only one person left.
That would be the tiebreaker,
because they did a good enough job of eliminating four.
Does that make sense?
Now you might be thinking to yourself,
a lot of like what if two teams had one person left?
Well, then it's how long they lasted?
How long the game itself lasted?
It's one game of dodgeball
Now we're gonna jump into this game, but to help me cast it. We got the help of
Slime and Pete Slime Pete. You hear me all right?
Ludwig come in can you hear us I?
Hear you and you sound good slime and healthy Pete now you Ludwig. Can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you. I already said yes. That's awesome
Okay, let's lock in slime because we're going to be help calling the action of dodgeball while Ludwig is the adjudicator team UK versus
streamers University alumni
You know, it's funny. I was in a bit in the professional dodgeball game myself
Let me let me get a dodgeball tournament three years ago. Okay, and it is a
It's a harder game than you remember any tips for the competitors
They'd like to pass on as a veteran if you can dodge a wrench. How about that one?
But I do think the meta of
Bouncing a ball off of one to block is still very effective, but you gotta be careful
Right, and we're about to get underway here in the ultimate test of skill and savvy and aura is
Deflecting a ball then catching it
Yeah, I mean it's basically doing a
a meter-dump combo or something in Street Fighter.
Slime P, y'all ready for me to start it?
You got it, buddy!
Find us the way for you, big man!
All right, Team UK, ready!
Team alumni, ready!
Three, two, one, go!
All right!
Slime had their ass kicked.
Oh, my gosh, they're going to do nothing.
They're not scared they were.
They went for no balls.
They left the ball there.
Well, bit of confusion on the field, maybe.
It's some pending.
They stepped over the line when grabbing the ball, so.
Understood.
So now we're getting into place here.
The idea is to grab the ball.
Oh, we're reset.
It's a reset.
It's a reset.
Paul starts in the streamer games.
What's a better?
I didn't say anything.
I don't even know what the rules are.
Brother, I just run ads.
All right, just to clarify, sorry for the casters up there.
I believe the rule is they cannot step over if they do.
What is the ruling?
They're going to be out.
Okay, step over is out.
Sorry about that.
Let's run it back.
You see, Gaurd is the main character of the game.
He's the protagonist.
Protagonist.
That's right.
Now, if he does what he did during grade stacking
or some equivalent in this game,
it's something that's unforgettable.
I can't forget it.
That was just an early arc.
He's become better.
He's stronger.
All right.
I'm gonna focus, Gaurd.
Team UK ready.
Team alumni ready.
Three, two, one, go!
So Wardrobe not even moving,
patiently waiting for a ball to be passed back.
All right, balls were in the hand.
There's your out.
Oh, there's like that.
He's out.
Okay guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Guys, we need to get the show on the road.
We are not doing this thing where it's parliament.
If we make a call, you are out.
The next person to argue with the call,
I'm getting two of you out.
All right, you listen to the rest.
Can you hear me? Who are you listening to?
Who are you listening to?
Get the balls back! Last time to fucking do this!
Put the balls...
Go put Mr. Keen Jason! Put the balls back!
No one's locked in.
Hurting cats, Pete. Hurting cats.
Alright, let's set this up a little more professionally.
Alright, we're live here in Southern California.
Our inaugural round of dodgeball.
The alumni versus Team UK.
Battle lines have been drawn.
Let's see whose balls rain supreme.
Ready, go!
OK.
So again, Wardrobe holding.
He's tanking in the back.
He's looking for catch.
Yeah, I think that's a slight.
You can go back to grab it.
That's fine.
You have to see the first ball be thrown.
No, it's awesome.
There it is.
But there's the, just plummeting to the ground.
Yeah, so the bouncing and then hitting does not count.
It's got to be a clean hit.
Not a lot of risk taking so far.
Dude, they're targeting soil.
I think they're not targeting across his line
These seem to
Okay, so I think mr. Keem had tried to go for the catch and then fumbled it so it's five to four alumni
Down an early man. Now. Yeah, you're out. You're out. You can bring them back in
She's said to have a line
Okay, now UK and unfamiliar territory. They're winning
So I'm anxious to see if they can hold this for more than two seconds.
So right now it's like, now he's out, yeah, there we go.
So now it's a, I can't see here, we got Seedog and Gart, the protagonist I did claim, oh!
Gart, blogging, outweaving, dipping, apparently not out, picks up, kind of a, not the strongest
throw I've ever seen. Oh my god. Walking him down, staring him down. He says these
bays boys don't matter. Is he gonna bays him out? Oh, the low look shot.
Wardrobe definitely moves aside. Who are we dealing with at the throw? Conor Dodges.
Conor Dodges is. Jason on the back foot. Nobody home. Nobody home. That almost hit
the ref. Okay, let's see. We got any little action here. I think that each
Second they should move them closer and closer and closer to each other until they're nose-to-nose. Yeah
Well, you're basically reinventing the circle from the fortnight from first principles
Garnt's calling that but it's so rope off from the ref
Come with an overstep
Unbelievable. Yeah, that's a that's a that's an unfortunate mistake here. Mine games do matter, but here we go see reward rope checking it
Almost the warning track three to two, but our two best of the United Kingdom to get I got four wardrobe
Dawking, skulking, ready to unleash.
That's that line.
Oh!
Just a bit outside.
Nothing.
Lovely being thrown.
She dodged three balls in two seconds.
We're going to do a little action here.
He's a very gentlemanly game of dodgeball.
It's a throw, wait, throw, wait.
Oh!
Do it out there, Boots.
C-Dog goes for it and hits he.
He smells blood and he gets it.
So it's three to two, great show.
The UK is very methodical in their approach.
They say, hello, mate.
Got a possible on over there.
And streamer alumni just seem doesn't have a plan.
They're very reactive.
Like they're loading their muskets.
Now, I guess it's not out of bounds, I don't know.
Oh, keep out of the catch!
Chiara.
So that means she is out, and they get one back in.
The captain for the UK, making moves, three to two.
So the medic here is that you're throwing at the feet.
And you're making them sort of jump, hop,
big step into the air wardrobe of the throw catch your ball I'm not gonna lie
I think that's the big fear right if you catch the ball not only are you out the
other team gets to bring them in it's a huge swing
monkey goes for the catch and he fumbles it off his fingers so it's 2v2 UK versus
alumni who's gonna take this round one victory UK called them out they said we
want the alumni we're gonna take them we think they're the weakest oh my god
Wardrobe taunting.
Lydian Tenshi, is there, is there something equalized
the mess that the boys have made?
As usual.
And an entire vault of the time, she was looking.
Wardrobe almost catches her, not even paying attention.
Eyes forward.
Jason with two in his hand.
Yep.
Wardrobe.
They're strategizing.
One ball to defend.
Oh my God.
She's like, please don't do this.
What do we say?
It says, refs us play on.
Gretz says didn't hit, okay two to two.
So it looks like we're gonna take turns here.
The alumni are gonna throw all five,
then we're gonna take it back to Team UK
and they're gonna try to unload.
They're not crossed that line, I swear.
They didn't tell you, they need to coordinate an attack here.
They need to target just one person.
A little bit of gamesmanship from the alumni.
Look at Jason, he stands up, look at the quads.
He's strong.
Look at the calves too.
Look at the calves too, the guy works out.
Oh, he got it.
He wanted it, and she is out.
Now they've got an extra one in there.
Oh!
Now it's three against one.
She's got a lot of bullets on the ground that she can use.
It's funny how most of the people in this river games
chose 69 for their number.
They all thought they were the first one to think that.
Well, here's what's going to happen.
Is that UK, on the precipice of defeat,
They've got seconds remaining.
That's games!
The Weevil won that win with three players remaining.
Team UK falls to the alumni.
That was our first round of dodgeball.
It's reset the course.
They're up to UK one more time, everybody.
They're at a funny chance there.
Game close.
All right, here's the kill shot.
Kill cam.
Jason the ween of butterfingers right off her hands. What happens?
Honestly great, bro had a little curvature on it had some spin
Can't corral it. I think what happens to in these sort of longer form streamer games
We see the meta develop before all right
Let's introduce our next two teams playing
first up we got
D
Mexico
how you guys were chosen as the opponents by Team USA.
Do you know that?
USA chose to go against you.
Does that give you a chip on your shoulder?
Why do they think?
They think you were easy pickings?
They chose to lose first.
They chose to lose first.
All right.
Y'all ready?
So you guys know what you have to do, what you got to do here.
You've got to run.
You can't cross the line at any moment or touch it.
Don't touch this line, please, please.
Let's introduce the opponents.
Give it up for Team USA.
Oh.
Oh.
Tyler, what up?
You chose Team Mexico.
Absolutely.
Why, absolutely.
Why so confident?
They're unathletic.
Every single one of them.
Every.
Who's athletic on their team?
Any bands through the cube farther than you?
At about a shoulder.
So you think you beat them in this game?
Justy, absolutely.
Do you guys know you can't cross that middle line even when grabbing the first ball?
Do you know if you do, I'm gonna call you out and you're gonna get mad at me?
Foot's on the line is out.
I don't want you touching the line. Don't even think about the line.
I'll switch myself, bruh.
I'm fucking proud of you, bruh.
Thank you, bruh.
I am so fucking proud of you.
Hey, bro, 60 thank you for switching after fucking five minutes dude. Hey, I'm so proud. Thank you, bro
Like I know I said anyone to fuck you, but I still don't I still don't I still don't but bro you carry
You don't fucking MVP
Okay, you don't be peace. I'm not best. You know what you got franchise tag now. You are new
No, no, no
No
We did it, we did it, we did it.
Call me a glazer, I don't care.
I'm not finished, okay?
It's good, it's good.
I'm just made up.
People looking like, people looking like crime,
call me.
Yep, yep.
Hey, 60, 60, bro.
Like, maybe put it in the corner now
that the game started, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hurry to fuck up, man.
What the fuck, is it 60 seconds, 60 minutes?
No, no, 60 fucking hours.
60 years, bro.
I had fucking kids all right before the fucking game.
You made up for my mistake.
I'm not gonna do that again, though.
I shouldn't try to be catching the ball when it's 5-5.
It was just so easy.
I was like, fuck.
No, no, no.
Catching the ball, respecting when the girls are throwing.
It's, yeah.
It's risky though.
Respectively though.
Respectively.
Like, since it's home, you're already like, it's slow-mo.
But it's risky though, because it has a special squish to it.
It's like weird.
I'm gonna have an for us.
You gotta trust it.
I think if you think, oh fuck, imagine I get hit right now and then you go control yourself.
You gotta be like, fuck it, I'm catching this bitch.
I'm catching that.
God, bro.
That performance, yo.
Highlight go hit Jason
Sixty not here. I mean bro, what is 60 doing dude?
It's a 60 job when I got out chat
Okay
He's raving?
They are.
How do you not know?
Wait, bro.
I didn't get a text message or anything about that.
How do y'all know that he's having a day off and I don't, bro?
Oh my gosh, bro.
Who said that?
I
Bro celebrate this way celebrate this way
Don't stress out baby. Thank you, bro celebrate this way. I will I will I'm so proud bro. Thank you, bro
Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you, bro. Seriously. You know, you know, this means a lot to me, bro
But that I ain't lying. That was TV UK. We got a focus. We got a lot to you
You finally did that shit bro, I've been waiting your whole fucking life.
I needed this bro, that ass.
I've been waiting for it, Jason the weenie, W, my god, you fucking did that shit bro.
Thank you bro.
Thank you bro.
Thank you.
I appreciate it bro.
Thank you bro.
I actually needed this motivation.
Oh my god.
I needed it bro, but Team UK, that's some dog ass bro.
You know who did?
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god bro.
Yo 60.
Oh my god.
yo 60 oh my god this way wait so 60 said on his stream that he's taking a
day off instead of texting me there feels they all like exploring the town
Raven oh yeah oh I was supposed to watch his screen I was watching street he
told me he told me last month when
Oh my god.
We got a lock in the...
So who do we play next?
How do y'all know this information?
I think you asked.
You watched.
Woz said.
You did it?
Woz said?
To who? To me?
We watched 60.
Alright bro, I'll just tune into 60 streams.
It's just two minutes and 60 streams, you're right.
They might be playing against the winner of this.
Winner of this?
Yeah.
I think USA is good, bro.
USA or Mexico?
I'd rather go against Mexico.
Oh, ho!
Yeah, I mentioned it yesterday too.
In person?
You did not tell me in person, bro.
Oh, sure.
You did not tell me in person.
Yes, in person.
Win!
when did you tell me bro?
he told me all straight after you ended?
no he didn't bro
didn't he tell you?
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
you was with me the whole time bro
the whole time
bro how am I getting dick-ated right now?
now I don't remember that shit
like on a street though
so to God I don't remember it
I would remember he said, yeah, six he's taking the day off tomorrow
I mean she wasn't
Yeah, unless it was like literally on the way out
Well, now you are woj.
After you ended, I was literally with you the whole time.
Yeah, after I edited, I was like, yo, pull up on me.
We were abolishing together until we left the locker room.
And then that's when we split.
And then I was, you know, feel me? Do you feel me?
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I just like, bro. Communication, let's take that.
Team All Star versus Team Candidate, bro. I'm not going to let All Star look way better.
Yeah, we know how to throw, bro.
I think it's memory I guess I don't remember that
Yeah, you're right, bro.
My fault.
Hey, my bad, bro.
My bad.
Definitely, definitely memory.
YBG was with me the whole time.
Yep, Jason only versus accountability.
Yep.
Nice.
Nice, yep.
You're right, bro.
I just had a good round bro, this is the best performance I've ever done, let's keep the
vibes going.
I just don't have enough web-scoring up all, with a more web-side gap, a more actual web-scoring up all.
Holy. Jason Lee, I didn't see this on Twitter.
Oh shit, here we go.
Oh
Okay
See Canada, who you want to win?
You can
I want I want I want team Canada to win. They're the underdogs
See most are they got a heavy lead. I'm pretty sure
Contest low key like he's supposed to be the most athletic on their team, but I feel like it's agent. Yo
Hey, he caught it?
No, she not hit and he caught it before hitting the ground.
That's crazy.
Hey, good luck, Joe.
Oh, come on.
Come on, Ron.
Yeah.
4v2?
Oh, 4v2?
Oh!
Oh, wait.
It's just good.
It's just actually probably the best at dodgeball.
He plays a lot of dodgeball.
No!
Oh!
Who's him?
At the expense of the school cap, though.
That bitch going right back on, bruh.
That bitch going right back on.
Oh my god!
That was tough!
That's my boy!
Run. It's just run left.
He's good. He's good. Run is so dumb, bruh.
Hey, someone said, sure, fool, it's a skullcap combo.
Holy shit. And you still saved that bitch.
Oh, wait. Oh my god. Oh my god.
oh my god
oh he stepped on the line
you dumb fat fuck
he stepped on the line
that dunderhead bro
oh my god
hey king bro
come for us
no no no
we got one more king
I need a stretch bro
it's tight
How are you feeling?
How are you feeling?
That was good, that was crazy.
Wait, he's safe?
Oh my God!
He wasn't on the line.
Way ref! Way he's not on the line!
Katie ref! Oh my god, wow. Wow. We need a VAR, bro.
Okay, but Ron was 4v1, bruh. But you never know, bro. Ron coulda dead as one Super Saiyan.
Hey, good luck, bro.
3v1, yeah, 3v1.
Bro, Rocket won that, low key.
He's got Asian on him.
Let me go.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
There's nothing else to do.
You went on the line, bro.
I just hit a clip.
We're on the line?
I don't think we're on the line.
I'm like a hundred percent sure.
I could have been the clip.
I had like four balls in the team.
Here we go.
What?
You're on the line.
You're on the line.
Nah, bro.
He wasn't on the line.
Well put it down on a line.
Well, he puts that on a line.
That's not on the line.
That's not on the line.
That's shadow.
That's a shadow.
You're one before this.
It's not like a replay of the game.
You're still in the one before.
That's green.
Look like this.
That's a shadow.
You're fore-turned enough.
Can I say something?
Yeah.
I don't think his foot was on the line.
You hurt his teeth.
His foot wasn't on the line.
Let me confirm my reps.
Let me confirm my reps.
Hey, evil games.
Evil games are bad.
He's got a bad foot.
It's a bad challenge.
It's not like that.
It's like an actual advantage.
Oh my god, bro.
How's that an advantage?
How's that an advantage? This would be an advantage.
That would be an advantage.
What if they do a replay and they just see me lose this?
This is a replay, honestly.
Let's see if Ron is capable of 3v1ing.
Oh my god.
We're going against each other.
I need to shit. I need to shit myself.
So should I go now I like put the put the camera on somebody. I gotta sit really back
I don't know, man.
I don't think so.
Where did Jason go?
Oh, I'm in charge while you take the poop.
Okay, I'm in charge, that's fine.
Uh oh, I have a photo.
Why do they have a photo?
Oh shit, that sucks. Not a photo.
Really?
Why would you show the photo?
Aw, dang it.
Dang it.
Dang it.
Why did they have a photo of that?
But you think there's a chance Ron would want to meet you?
Yeah.
We caught like three balls.
Yeah, you can catch them.
Release the photo!
Release the photo!
It's okay, it was worth it. What else are we gonna use up there?
We got, what? We got...
PKs?
Like Simon says, if the birds can't lose that.
I practice.
You practice Simon Says, Tyler?
I was practicing.
You did?
Yeah.
Were you good?
I was ordering it last year.
Two streams.
So I just practiced 30.
And you're good?
Yeah.
It's really easy to get to a try.
Right.
It's real fucking easy.
You good?
You did that show?
I'm fine.
He said right hand up, I went.
Yeah, what are you looking at him for?
Yeah, but because sometimes he'll go touch this.
He's evil.
Simon says touch this?
He's literally evil.
Oh, shit.
Dead ass evil.
He's an evil man.
Oh, shit.
I never did that.
Wait, that'll fuck me up completely.
Yeah, so, just warning you.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
How did I tell you?
I don't know.
It's a tongue.
Huh.
Simon says, hands up.
Simon says, hands down.
Cool.
Almost took that out.
Um, huh.
Okay, well,
you guys out?
Is one night out?
No, no, no, they won.
Oh, they won.
Okay, that's nice.
Let's see, let's go freakin'
Let's see what these guys are doin'
It's okay Ron, you-
We're gonna need penalty kicks and you fell in your ass
when you went for a penalty kick
It's fucking over!
Well, that guy's kind of a crappy guy, huh?
A bit of a crappy guy, to be honest
Come on, dude, I was just gonna say
that he's a fucking crappy guy
and he's a fucking crappy guy
and he's a fucking crappy guy
and he's a fucking crappy guy
Ron's dude, I was just saying, Ron's mom really went through it.
And all of his teachers, my gosh.
Ron is a kid, like, lights go off in the classroom, he screams, he's so annoying.
Wow, anchor alert, am I right, guys?
This is Jason's chat.
Hi! I know.
Oh, there's Jason. Good luck.
Take care.
Oh shit, I was looking for you bruh.
I just took a fat shit.
I'm cutie.
Who's one?
Who's one?
France?
Yeah, Ron.
They got a VIR picture of Ron.
These fellas on the line?
Yeah.
One way.
What's up guys?
How you doing?
Where'd you get that?
I don't know.
It's about the cutie?
No.
Do you know what I mean?
Damn.
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, I like it.
This is extra cold for you bruh.
I'm sorry bruh.
I had to.
I got my sabre going to the locker room.
I need it.
You wanna go for a walk?
No, that's fine.
I'll walk you for a walk though.
Sure.
I don't think I'll be back in time.
I
It's a 3v2 for international's deadass wouldn't everything
Damn, bruh.
Jeez, bro.
It's time bruh. I kinda like to fuck in, bruh.
Oh my shit, glad to see you, please.
Let's do this shit bruh.
Let's fucking do this shit bruh.
We got a voice, dodgeball bro, this could be us here, USA versus alumni, let's do this
shit.
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
Go, go, go.
No, no, I'm not.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I was going to get a body of sweets and give you also get rid of the bottom left.
Still respect the rule.
No line touches.
Okay.
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
All right.
You did great to get here.
Let's keep it rolling.
Give it up if you think USA is going to win.
Fan favorite.
USA, are you ready?
Alumni, are you ready?
It's our first semifinals match.
Ready?
Go!
And we're off the alumni trying to take down the giant the proud favorite USA
You have to go back with the line first line so big talk a team pretty excited
Wanted to throw one. I did like the strategy slowly pick one up
Really interesting they're targeting wardrobe wardrobe dancing all around it
They must have forgotten wardrobe was very good one of the last competitors left on the alumni team last round
U.S.A.A.A. bit of a back foot. Two balls versus three. We got a dug. We got a
dodge. Okay they're angling towards one particular player. It's tough to see
from the drone shot there. Joe is on a tricky throw. I didn't even know where
that was going. Did it bounce off the hand? It was just air. No, I think.
Who means how did it bounce off the hand? Alright, they're calling for it.
Oh, dribble with the deflection.
He blocks it off the ball.
Keep the catch!
Wardrobe is out.
Thanks for the lead is out.
Hot mic pickup.
I think Jason's walking off that field with a limp right now.
That one got him.
2v5.
2v5. The juggernaut still stands.
Oh my god, he's getting a barrage.
A ballerina spin, but she's still standing.
Picking up a ball or two, ready to reload.
Joe Bart getting the handoff.
You know, I think that's much better.
Oh!
Tonka, the foot shot?
Rep says no.
Rep says play on.
OK, play on.
No, Rep says out.
Tonka, T, out.
A little bit of a wild throw, some wild pitches here.
Sometimes when there's four combatants,
you just kind of aim between two
and hope it curves into one.
Well I think Joe Bart is the right idea too, you're looking at one person, you're aiming
at one person and you whip it towards somebody else, the ultimate art of deception Pete.
He's great at it, look at him, oh wait, did that hit the ball, did it hit the leg?
No!
You're on before!
I think it gives him the double burn, the man is not lacking confidence, look at that!
You're not tough!
Shut up!
Oh boy, here you are, out that is game!
Bang!
I feel like it was a clear hit.
It was so fashion I could not have felt it.
Now just to clarify, if you win this VAR, you're in a 1v4 still.
I'm so confused.
Joe, have I hit her on the numbers?
No, no, no, no, no.
No VAR call.
No VAR.
Here's the replay.
The call is in the field.
That's a hit on the back.
Now you guys are still in the third place.
bracket by the way if I'm not team USA you're going to the finals wait I don't
know okay but to be fair we did a good point where he said you might be in a
one-way floor even if this passes maybe not worth it their point all right guys
we are going to our second semifinal match the winner will play USA in the
finals the loser will take on the alumni in our third place match we knew that
U.S.J. would be a dodge ball.
Give it up if you think the alumni,
or excuse me, give it up if you think
Team Worldwide is gonna win.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Oh!
Third place game, yeah, we got a third place game, Chad.
We got fried, I ain't gonna lie.
We got fried.
We got fried bruh, hey but Team US though they're low key OP when it comes to dodge baron.
We did lose to a dog bruh, mind if I get under there.
I gotta block the shot.
I'm gonna be the son.
I'm gonna be the son.
Don't fire YBD.
Don't fire, I'm gone bruh.
He's chasing the problem, but his camera is dead.
He's in the wings, doesn't have enough fire.
He's snuffing.
Got fried, bro.
He's the finals?
Nah, this is for fourth place, I don't know.
This is the game for third place, maybe?
No, wait.
Don't fucking know.
Oh, it's a second up.
This is for second to last place.
This is for Thanos?
This is Semis? Oh yeah, because Canada won. I thought they lost. Oh, they tried, y'all.
That's what a lot of people should do.
Yo, AT&T just got out. No, AT&T, you're the superhero, bro.
you're done
okay but my foot wasn't on the line
what?
what?
I thought I said that I don't know why
now do you complain?
take it up 8 share
hmm
what happened bro?
I think you would have won that one before but I guess they got one too
I don't know if you're trolling up. I asked everyone. I think you got all the balls and I got each now
There's three people
You
That bullshit is cheese. It's not Mickey.
Listen, which team do you want to win?
Yes!
There we go, it's him!
I think it's better if Canada won here.
Really?
You alright?
No, I'm okay, I'm okay.
This is National, their first place.
Oh yeah, that's a shot, that's a good shot.
Oh, Zachary!
Yay!
He's good at dodge, brother.
That's too messy!
Hey, Ray!
I don't give a fuck!
Yeah! W-1!
That's the most accurate!
Let's go, Dottage!
Okay, Canada looking good, bro.
Looking good or playing good?
Looking good or playing good.
No Jason looking good or playing good.
Jason looking good or playing good.
Floppers up a ball right.
Bessie now right.
What?
Don't be a hero and upside down.
That actually hit the girl.
What in the sissy?
Bro, I would have killed her if not that shit.
It's wild in the back there.
Finish it!
Just cast a ball, bros.
That's actually good.
Let's go, Canada!
One, two!
Thank you, Jack.
I got it.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, you're up against us.
Oh, yeah.
You're up against us.
You're up against us.
You're up against us.
My ball is not to throw the ball.
I'm not going to throw the ball, but I'm not going to be getting a big aim.
Are you not going to run to get a ball?
Listen, we just want to see what's going to happen.
Oh, we're going to say international, but they're comfy though.
They're comfy though, but funky. Let's go.
What does that mean?
Comfy in the light. They're good.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Let's go, let's go!
He just out of bounds, so it was at a monster guard.
Anderson.
Anderson...
Sometimes they get fucked.
All right, guys, give it up, you think Team Alumni's gonna win!
Give it up to the team.
Team World Wide is going to win.
Let's go, Chase.
Clean it up.
All right, competitors, respect our rules.
Team Alunna, are you ready?
Are we ready?
Team, are we ready?
Watch the line.
Team World Wide, are we ready?
Watch the line.
Team World Wide, are we ready?
Watch the line.
Watch the line.
a new third rule. Turn it out for that. It's just a fall start. We're not going to be
All right, line up, line up.
Ready? Go!
All right, team alumni, an important match as currently team worldwide is in first place.
If you can set them down to a fourth place finish, it opens the doors for anybody's game for our last two.
Right now still five versus five. What do you see happening here, Slime?
Slime in great with one ball, and that's all they got on their team. You got it
You have four shooters, right? You have to just team you're out a droop all up and team is out
Just wait for a catch you'll be back into no time
Reps this play on honestly Ray Asian boy is
Extremely good when he's within the confines the rules
catch and then almost another 11 answers back careful on the line
Fingers again. That's two in a row for Selbit
Kiera Corral's beach is on the outside.
Jason using the ball to dodge.
Ooh, close call.
Distraction ball. We're hitting the ground, guys.
Let's try to hit the other players.
End of the bullet, Mrs.
There it is. We need the alumni to take out worldwide
to secure for us a more competitive end.
The difference between third and fourth.
Maybe just a point, but we need them to go down.
That was a ball, that was a ball, that was a ball.
I think in this part of the stage of the tournament itself in the past two days. It really doesn't matter to
Three to four right now. Yes winding up. Nobody. Another one green
Right now worldwide with four in alumni with three
Definitely shadow boxing
Just you gotta go for it. Just you gotta put all of it. Are you just you gotta go forward?
What's up, DeLoy?
There you go.
Out.
He's out.
He's out.
There you go.
Out.
He's out.
He's out.
Out.
Easy.
Get out of here.
Not in the house of Mutombo.
I mean, Jason, give it a finger wag.
Jason, the lean.
I think we only got a core make-or-throws.
It's just going, like, what is that?
That was a disgusting throw.
Jason, do not back up further.
Andy's backing up.
Oh!
Oh, I think you're out.
Big hit, unfortunate Kier.
She's OK.
OK, so this is going to have to make up some ground here.
It's 4-2.
Team Worldwide still in firm control of this match
for third place.
In your throws, we don't.
It's a respectable, drool-volley.
Loading the musket every time.
Straight at the ground.
A lot of warning shots here.
Now raise, good.
Oh, double dodge.
I mean, they just got to make up the full magazine in the back there.
I think this is the play, right? Take as many as you can.
I would talk to your teammate, coordinate where you're going to send all of these shots.
Make this 4v3. Here they go.
Develique. Easy dodges!
Oh! Out!
It was the third one that got her, and Kira slams it like a quarterback.
That might have been a spiked buzzer.
It's your Develique out.
That might have been just more of a statement, but we're not afraid.
All right, three, verse two, anybody's game.
Jason the Wean, can he be the hero if he's...
Rep call, save, Rep call, save.
Save, he says play on him, got a lot of balls.
I see him, he's communicating.
Oh, what a dodge!
The call, we're good.
And Jason says, get back up.
It's not your time yet.
Oh!
Off and out.
Okay, start.
Just a wrap.
Jason, unfazed by the action.
Big ball, here we go. Kira, spin move. She's dodged!
Nobody moved.
That was a bounce.
Jason took out a catch.
That was a bounce, we're still in.
30 feet behind it.
You'll play.
Is that ball head?
Yeah, I will say the ADR.
All kids, for a point.
It's very low.
We don't need to see the accuracy stats on this one.
Nice dodge, nice dunk.
I think this is going to come down to...
Now we can deflect.
It goes low, she's fine.
Kira just needs to aim her AK a little bit higher.
That's all. Just cross her placement and we're good.
Go one, shoot dodge, and then throw another.
T-Ted Matt starting to make the ascent.
Oh!
Graff is that in?
Kiro, the amazing Dodgers again!
Kiro, literally is the best Dodger that we've had the entire...
30 seconds, we're adding more balls.
They're up on Matt, and they're going to add more balls.
Jason Hopkin to use the dodge ball as a shield of sorts to deflect.
Yeah, that's amazing.
You're adding more balls in 15 seconds.
Right there, right there. That was great. Classic grade school strike.
That is out. Call it out by rev.
Out of the middle, Jason!
Hold out by rev.
What?
Oh, that's what it is!
And you know what, he's a hidden pirate.
It's Kira.
It's a three.
What do you think you've got?
She got his own?
I'm still standing!
Come on!
What do you got?
Come on!
Give me one!
Hey, you got it!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm confident I'll see you.
All right, all right.
You guys are pussy.
Hey, can we get a B.A.R. now?
Get a B.A.R. now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I can open the hatch, I can open the hatch.
Hey, we're not as well, bro.
No, no, no, let me see.
So we're breaking the state guard out.
We're going to take a look on the plan.
Specifically, on the alpha for JC Lee,
I'll tell you what happened.
It's the ball that collects off his arm.
It's called out by the rep.
You need to reset from that point.
Yeah.
Reset from the point. Everyone gets one VIR a day.
One C-A-R per day.
No, Mr. Keen called at four days and then we got it.
That's fucking crazy.
What do you mean?
Times is about to call it.
Yeah, but calling it your own mistakes when we get punished, that makes no sense.
No, that definitely makes sense.
Oh, yeah.
That's definitely hit the arm.
That's definitely hit the arm.
Okay, okay, okay.
Get off.
They were saying it didn't hit the arm.
That's fucking lighter.
No, I don't believe it's lighter to be like that, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I bet it's believed him.
I bet it's don't.
I
Don't remember
We just couldn't aim bro, I'm gonna be honest
Your friends has lacy
Wow, at least I'm here.
We're only sending one person first to you in the fall.
If you win the ball flying round, your team has to qualify.
That's how they're doing it.
So you guys need to pick what order you guys are going to go in.
I'm fake decent.
So it's like if you win, you're like next round everyone's playing.
Basically what I need to do guys is to pick the audience.
I'm gonna go first.
Everyone's gonna play it, regardless.
I'll have to go first.
I'll go last, fuck it.
I'll go last.
I'll go last.
I'll go last.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
I just couldn't aim.
We were out the first round, so...
So while you guys are like 30...
At least I didn't like do utterly dog shit, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. But what are you, an out third?
Hell no, we're like 5th, 6th, 7th.
Oh, really? Yeah.
I was looking at him as live.
He's doing a lot of stuff.
He's playing freaking awesome games.
He's playing awesome games.
He's playing awesome games.
He's playing awesome games.
He's playing awesome games.
He's playing freaking awesome games, and they're inside in their AC.
Ready!
Fourth? We finished fourth.
Fourth? Pretty good.
So this is for finals.
Oh, wow.
Two of Joe Burt's so fast.
Who do you want to win here?
Well, I think it's more about mine.
I think Canada's more about mine.
Then Canada.
What does your Twitter look like?
My Twitter is all drama.
They were all no, couldn't believe it.
After Jinx and KTV, they pulled the crowd at Streamer Games to go wild.
Stupid.
Maya always reassuring KTV.
This is a bunch of fan edits.
Why are you deleted Twitter?
Yeah I deleted it.
I use the app.
I know.
But you're on Safari.
I know.
I know.
You're on Safari.
I know.
Twitter? Yeah, I deleted it. I used the app. I know. But you're on Safari? I know. No, it's stupid.
Oh my god. It's okay. What was I doing wrong? I was kidding, I did it wrong. Oh, it's one of those photos.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Ah, fuck.
Agent's out, bro. That's a- Oh my god, that was bad.
Bro, come on.
Let's go kid. I mean USA. Oh
No, I hate this. Wendy why are you leaving me like come on? Oh
You got this you got this
Oh, that's evil come on. Oh, oh good
I'm gonna die!
Come on, man!
Die killer, bro!
No chance!
Sorry this wasn't worth the position I'd be in.
No, bro. It's fucked up, man.
This is what it's like to be a one-v-four.
You hate that. You hate a one-v-four.
What the fuck?
Try to catch one!
That's all you can do, but Joe throws like a bullet.
Whoa, bro.
He's going to go down.
Go down gently.
It's OK.
No!
What the fuck?
No!
Bro!
She tried, yo!
They tried to kill her, bro!
Hey, oh, Tommy, too!
Yo, hey, oh, Tommy.
That's OK.
That's OK.
That's OK.
That's it.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, hey, damn, wait, that's bad. Oh, no, that's good. We want to do it. Yeah, we want to USA to win
Okay, so now we're in seven so now they're probably above us for sure
Yeah, they're above us. We got lost. Wait, where are y'all?
Fourth. What's next time it says? Alright, this one, this one is not physical.
This one we can actually win. This one we can win. This is literally all just reaction.
My ass can't listen. I like to forget halfway through that it's just a-
Do you need sunglasses? Do you need sunglasses?
Ummm... Do you have sunglasses?
Do you have CTV or Pride? What happened? What happened? What happened?
You need to go first? Wait, why do I need to go first?
Oh, that you choose who goes.
Yeah, but everybody goes. So what's the point of fire? It doesn't matter.
I'd rather go last, so I can make it about myself.
I'd rather go first, get it over with. You know?
I see the last way more pressure, huh?
Yeah.
Why do I do that? I should go first.
I'll be honest, I was practicing with wardrobe, love him, but we were ass, we were hot ass.
No, what do you think?
I think I'm the worst one.
Last is way more pressure.
Alright bro, let's balance.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Legs are fried.
Been hard to get on.
It's all good. It's all good.
We get our best bro.
We get our best bro.
Are you tired?
I'm not tired.
Like my crew.
Lock it off.
Holy bro.
I'm gonna take a no turk word.
I already got my shirt ready bro.
It's almost time bro.
I don't know how it goes.
Y'all gonna get nice out there on the golf field.
But we got four
No, we did has been our best games. We've got when I was your guy third. Yeah, we have never got second or first
We're seven place
What's that?
Seven
Oh
Bro we need to win Simon says every round
Time to confess
Get out of here, don't you dare get out!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God, it's so good in here.
Oh, my God, bro.
Um, it's my third time in the confessional booth today.
Um, just finished dodgeball.
Place fourth.
We haven't won a single game.
We haven't played second in a single game.
Only games left are
Simon says and penalty kicks
I'm pretty sure if we place first in both those games. We still lose
Confess any confessions bro from you anything you want to confess I got a buff fucking boner
Okay, here's a burner. We can still win, bro. That's 21 points, pens is double.
Listen. The fucks table were not on us.
I'm not this bitch.
What'd you say? What'd you say? What'd you say?
I think your cameraman's in it. That's not much of a fucking confessional.
I don't fucking shit about you, bro.
Oh, really?
I don't talk any shit, bro.
You just AC'ing?
Just AC'ing. I don't really feel as good as fucking man.
Yeah, I'm gonna try it out.
Okay.
I'm gonna call one, but why did you get sick?
Because he's working hard.
Thank you.
Sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Ah, fuck, bro.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm going to go through.
Word drill.
Go this game.
Time to set?
Yes.
All right, ready?
Ready, ready?
You should run away.
We're going to practice for a foot.
Time to set hands with your hands.
Time to set hands with your hands.
Time to set hands with your hands.
Time to set hands with your hands.
Time to set your toes.
Set your toes.
hands on your head, hands on your shoulder, hands on your ear, hands on your nose, hands
You can do like Sadduce's hands on this and then touch something.
Bro, bro, bro. I don't know how people, you know what they say?
People who tend to stutter tend to have higher IQs because they think faster than the normal human being.
That's my case.
Google it, bro. Google it.
I'm trying to see if I can get in there.
I'll do it.
Precaya Genius?
Well, there's obviously some exceptions to everything.
You're trying to manipulate me.
That's not your fault, man.
It's not.
Let me touch it down a little bit.
That's your fault.
Yes it is.
Okay, I want to touch it down.
I'll show you this.
But I didn't.
I did it.
I tried Josh's.
I tried Josh's.
I tried Josh's.
Are you touching my fault?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What place are y'all?
That's...
Really?
Yeah.
Come on.
Hey, we're right next to y'all.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Have you been meditating or something?
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Tell me why you have to go make things so poppy top.
You have to make something.
I'm going.
I don't think I might have.
Oh good.
What's going on?
Playing footy.
Playing footy.
What are you thinking about?
I don't know.
What is this right here?
Time says it's nothing to do with athleticism.
It's all brains in IQ.
What?
Time says it's right here.
Time says it's nothing to do with athleticism.
It's all brains in IQ.
What?
Time says it's right here.
are you gonna do it?
no
I'm pretty sure I usually use this one
this guy is like so strong
aight do it again do it again
yeah you're wrong
just do it again
go again go again
Simon says put both hands on your head
put your hands up
put your left hand up
Simon says put your left hand on your head
Simon says put your right hand on your head
try and escape
Simon says put your right hand on your head
your hip
oh I thought you said hip
I thought you said, hey, bro.
Oh, no.
Oh, god.
Maybe I shouldn't go last.
I just need to wake up.
I'm going to go fucking pour water on my face.
I'll be back.
I'm going to have a nice little water, bro.
I'm close to the wrong guy.
There's water.
I'll just water.
I'll just give you a couple more.
Hey.
That teach happen again, bro.
You don't want to even know what to do.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
That woke me up.
That woke me up.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, that woke me up.
That woke me up.
That woke me up.
I'm good now.
Let's go all in the brain all in the brain hit the mist
I'm 22 brother
This is dirty dirty water, wait, where did you get this water from?
dirty water
Here we go, bro
A little bit of pushback action, that's good.
You want fourth, that's what someone says.
So if you want to lose, but if you guys win,
then all you guys are playing the team will be at the end.
Wait, wait, so fourth, if we lose?
Okay, so there's five qualifying rounds.
Each qualifying round, a team sends out one person, right?
If your team wins, you guys automatically advance to the finals.
So it's like weeding out a few teams.
The finals is the five teams that won.
If we qualify, I'm not going to play.
No, then you're going to play in the finals.
Everyone on the team plays.
is 25 people and if we lose then I don't play um no because if you guys lose you're
going to keep playing until we run out of people you know I got it no all right but
you're going for it let's go on and go sooner um I'll go last I'll go last
I got you I got you
Oh my god
You are such a kid
Oh my god, bro
You want some watches?
I'm gonna last
Just one, I said
Dude
I could go
Thank you
You're so mean
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
That's if your team doesn't know so I can start up
Oh shit man
This guy sadly doesn't got to say something
We got a snake on his, on his, on his, on his chest.
Okay.
There's no red line. I got confused.
Ooh, bro. Somebody's shatting something.
Huh? Why two people walk on me?
And...
and uh...
what the fuck was that?
what the fuck was that?
that's not the thing
that's not the thing
that's not the thing
that's not the thing
let's go one job
let's go
let's go one job
let's see banks
can you hear it?
Thank you, dude.
Who's ready to get embarrassed in front of everybody?
Oh, come on.
Oh, that's not fucking good.
Bro, does she look kind of like a...
She looks like a...
She looks like it's on the ground.
She looks like a...
I'm the one that way your son don't eat a...
Don't eat a what?
I've never seen this color Gatorade before.
That's the kind of one I've Gatorade for, like, purple.
All right, we're ready to get in there for the first 10 seconds.
I want to be honest with you, Maya is actually good at this.
Where is your teammate?
Right there.
He's covered by his way.
He's absolutely covered by his way.
Are you all thirsty?
I'm thirsty.
Nah, I'm just gonna...
I'll be sure you give me a good bit and throw it.
Of course, bro.
I don't know.
I don't really...
You got snacks?
Nah, we have a snack right now.
Well, I got half a bag of jalapeño chipon.
That's all good, bro.
That's all good.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
That's all of them?
Oh, shit!
What?
What?
What?
I'm going to support one job.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, I like that.
Let's go, Jordan!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go, Boomi.
All right.
I'm gonna throw you in the middle of the broadcast,
and you're gonna have to get your mind to the first competitor I'm next to.
Wait a minute.
I'm gonna confess his back.
You should be making it.
We're doing some practice.
We're doing it for the blue line, man.
For the blue line?
Is that practice?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Are you mad?
Yo, Joe, you're trying to practice, real quick?
Yeah, but I can't really hear it.
I'm not happy, though.
Oh, Joe, I'm so sad.
You ready?
Are you ready?
Oh, you fucking are.
Hold on, let me come closer.
If we move on, man, but don't do the full action, you see how?
If you'd... I'm gonna be the final call on that, all right?
If there really depends, if there's two people who do a tiny little move
and you're the only two people left, then we gotta do a duo, all right?
But if you're the only one who does even the tiniest move, I'm very particular, all right?
As Slime and Pete say, I am the orator, and I run a tight ship.
So here we go. You ready?
Hits counts.
Here we go!
Hands up.
Do it.
Good.
Simon says hands up, Simon says hands down.
Simon says lean this way, lean this way, you're out.
Simon says stand up straight.
Hands up, you're out.
Simon says hands up, hands down.
Simon says hands down.
Go into place, push this one into place.
Simon says run.
Simon says stop.
Hands up, you're out.
Simon says one hand down, both hands up.
Oh!
Simon says both hands up.
Wave it around.
You move your right hand, you're out.
Simon says wave, Simon says stop, hands down, Simon says hands down, nicely done, now we pick up the pace.
Simon says manos en la cabeza!
I was watching the live stream from my dressing room and people are writing the comments and the like.
What is France gonna do?
I don't know.
Here we go.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is up,
summits is down, summits is up, summits is down,
summits is run, summits is stop, hands up,
summits is hands up, hands down, summits is hands down,
run in place, run in place, summits is run,
summits is stop, hands up, you're out,
summits is hands up, hands down, summits is hands down,
hands up, summits is head, summits is hip,
summits is head, summits is hip, summits is move,
summits is top, summits is top,
hands up, summits is hands up, wave it around, you're out,
Summits is waving around, Summits is stopped.
Hands down, you're out.
Worldwide, Worldwide.
Congratulations, Worldwide.
Team Worldwide, you guys have already moved on to the championship bracket.
You guys are killing it this year, super gaming.
Mama say, don't you kill it.
You're gonna be killed this year.
What?
I'm gonna see you off.
Mama say, smack this ass.
Oh.
Cut.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't kill this.
No, I don't.
I don't want to come to school.
I don't want to go to school.
I don't want to come to school.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I don't want to go to school.
Every boy has to go to school.
That's not food.
Hold your house.
Hold your house.
Hold your house.
Yes, Steve, mate!
What's it for me?
It's for me, bro.
Come on, for me.
Come on, for me.
Come on, for me.
Come on, for me.
Come on, for me.
Come on, for me.
All right.
Round two.
Warm up! Hands up! Simon says hands up, Simon says hands down. Simon says hands on head,
Simon says hands on hips, Simon says hands up, Simon says hands down. Before we start,
I love that the fans of the stands are playing, Simon says along with us. Thank you for doing that.
Simon says lemmas, sir, la tête! That's just for you, Frenchie. Simon says hands up,
hands up, Simon says hands down. The game begins. If you're out, thank you very much.
Merci beaucoup. Here we go. Simon says up, Simon says down, Simon says no, Simon says belly,
Simon says no, Simon says belly, Simon says shoulder, Simon says top, Simon says stop.
Hands up, hands up, you're out, you're out. Simon says hands up, wave, Simon says wave,
Simon says stop, hands down, hands down, you're out, you're out, and then there were two.
Get your ass off me, bro.
Simon says stop, hands down, Simon says hands down.
Nehito!
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Woo!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, they made it last!
They made it last!
And all of us, come on!
Here we go.
Sonnet is up, sonnets is down, sonnets is no, sonnets is shoulder, sonnets is opposite shoulder, sonnets is touch this, sonnets is hands up.
You're out, you didn't touch your nose.
That's a tough man. Nice try. Nice try, man.
Oh, fuck, we better get disqualified, don't worry.
I know.
It's Pierre doesn't make it in such a niche.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
in such a meeting.
You don't have to go to Kiarra's first.
If we don't, we lose, you're up next.
And then if I lose, you're out.
Alright, let's do it.
Alright, let's do this.
So you're after next?
Yeah, I'm next after Kiarra.
No, we're Kiarra.
Kiarra can win.
Take us to the final.
Hey dude, if you wanted to go to last,
I mean, if you're really not trying to go,
I could ask her again.
No, no, I'll go last.
You want to go last?
Wait, so you want to meet a ghost?
Well like, no, she, yeah.
She wanted you to go.
She wanted to go like last last
Okay, I mean I can go now wait no no let me go last
Go last
Where's she at?
Yeah, last round
I wanted to go with juicy and Ron bro.
I wanted to go with juicy and Ron bro.
Isn't that a deep dam?
I'm only doing 4 qualify, so if she doesn't win, then you guys are done.
You sure you don't want to play or take the risk of not playing?
Wait, if she doesn't win?
Yeah, I guess we're only doing 4 qualifying matches.
Wait, so I'm not going to play.
If you want to go 5th, hypothetically, I think there's a loser bracket on this, like
a consolation game.
She really doesn't want to go?
I mean, both of you guys have the same level of amount of money.
I'm fucking the player.
Why don't you want to play though?
Fuck, I'm playing.
Fuck, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
What's he scared of?
My IQ is low.
You scared of Simon?
I'm scared of Simon.
Dude, that'll work in your advantage, you know?
You won't be fucking jumping.
Alright.
Canada won?
Wait, how did Canada won?
Do they are?
Thank you, Jensen.
Yeah.
All right, bro
They're in the lead
That's all.
Four.
Jason DeWede, C-Dog VA, Marie Ann and what's going on.
Good luck out there, Wendy.
All right, Steve, I'll leave it in your hands.
All right, here we go.
Just like before, we've got a warm-up round.
Give yourself, Simon says, give yourself a little,
just a little more space, a little arm room, so we can extend.
Nice, here we go. Hands up, this is just the warm-up.
Simon says, hands up, Simon says, hands down.
Simon says, one hand up, both hands up.
Simon says both hands up, that's the Simon says, Simon says both hands up, Simon says wave, Simon says stop, Simon says hands down.
All right, we begin. Yes, here we go.
Interesting, Mexico in the same position as the last game. I'm going to have to use my periphery a little harder. Here we go.
Oh, you're gonna switch. I love it. Thank you. Very nice. Oh, very men's sheet. Very men's
sheet. Alright, here we go. You ready? This counts. Hands up. Simon says hands up. Simon
says hands down. Simon says up. Simon says down. Simon says lean. Simon says stand up
straight. Hands up. Simon says hands up. Simon says wave. Simon says stop. Hands down. Simon
his hands down. These guys are very good. Yeah, nice. Alright, let's pick up the pace.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is hip, summits is belly, summits is hip, summits
is belly, summits is nose, summits is ears. Summits is run, summits is stop, hands up,
Simon says hands up, hands down.
Ooh.
Simon says hands down.
That's your hands up.
You're out.
Here we go.
Simon says one hand up.
Both hands up.
Simon says both hands up.
Wave it around.
Simon says wave it.
Simon says stop.
Simon says wave it.
Simon says stop.
Hands down.
Simon says hands down.
Run and play.
Simon says run.
Simon says stop.
hands up, hands up, Sonitz's hands up, hands down.
You're out.
Sonitz will move over.
Sonitz's hands down.
All right.
Chester, Chester, Chester, Chester, Chester, Chester.
All right.
Ah!
Sonitz's hands up straight, hands up, Sonitz's hands up,
hands down, Sonnen says hands down.
Here we go.
Sonnen's head, Sonnen's shoulder, Sonnen's head,
Sonnen's shoulder.
I'm on a thousand feet.
Because you were going slower than everyone else.
You were cheating.
That's okay, I'm making it up.
It is a method.
You were cheating.
Hands up, Sonnen's hands up.
Wave it around, wave it around.
Sonnen's wave, Sonnen's stop.
Wave it around, Sonnen's wave, Sonnen's stop.
Sonnen's, you didn't wave, you didn't stop.
Sonnen's stop.
Hands down, Sonnen's hands down.
All right, and then there were two.
Simon says, face each other.
Simon says, high five each other.
Simon says, give each other a little bow.
Simon says, stand up straight. Nice. Face me, please. Face me. Face me.
Simon says, face me. And here we go.
Ohh!
Nice!
Summits his head, summits his hips, summits his head, summits his hips,
summits his head, summits his belly.
Summits his top.
Summits his top. Hands up.
Summits his hands up! Hands down!
Oooh!
🤿😀😆😿😆😅 😃😃😃😉😩😊😍😊😈😊😊😊😝😊😈😉😉😰😀� somemits his head, summits his hill.
I
Super Bowl
That's so cute
I think it's over for us, right?
Yeah, one more.
Do we have one more?
Do we have one more chance?
It is 4.5.5.
Sierra, wait no it's Keem.
Honestly, Keem got high IQ bro.
He a tech IQ guy.
So I believe in Keem.
Edwin, how you doing?
All right.
Come on, Lydia!
Let's go!
Go, go!
I go up to them and get, like, no one can shoot me.
I don't know how I'm gonna hang it down my head.
I'm just gonna rewind.
Team U-K!
Team U-K!
Team U-K!
Team alumni.
All right.
What's going on, bro?
Team alumni.
I don't think anybody, I don't think anyone has cheered for us in the crowd, bro.
As a team
Simon says hands on head.
I'm gonna be honest, all these-
Simon says hips.
Equally S on his feet.
Simon says belly, Simon says shoulders.
Simon says opposite shoulders.
Simon says opposite elbows.
Simon says tap.
Simon says top.
Hands up.
Bravo.
Oh...
No!
Oh, boy!
I just got alright!
I just got alright!
I just got alright!
I just got alright!
I just got alright!
I just got alright!
I'm gonna drive a gun fast!
That was like first grade speed!
Alright, here we go! Simon says hands down.
Alright, here we go.
And what's really interesting, he was so focused on us.
Alright, next time.
Simon says put up your right hand.
Simon says wait it. Simon says stop both hands up.
I was thinking of giving you!
Well, it appears that only the ladies are left in this round.
Oh, shh!
Wait, when you open that...
Something says half step.
Alright, here we go.
I know what you're trying to do, of course, so...
Why don't we do it?
Shhh!
Oh?
What?!
You can't even do that, that's such a plan.
Dude, we're so epic bro.
Two Canada.
Two Canada, bro.
Round, round.
Round, round.
Round, round.
Round, round.
Angle.
Angle.
Wait, so I gotta go?
Yeah.
Round, round.
Round, round.
Round, round.
please son this is over with him he's actually a partner he's a copper that's
what he is only doesn't clap
wait so the finals is everybody you go wait I'm up
Win this and get 5th place for your team.
You can still earn 5th place for your team.
Guys, please do not stand next to your teammates.
Try to split yourselves in randomly.
Who else are we missing?
We've got UK, USA, alumni.
We're winning this in France.
Hey, the French!
The French!
They're doing well.
Yeah, all of them are doing well!
Two more?
Guys, we're all going a bit to this.
A bit to my left.
We're going a bit to my left. Everybody come down.
Everybody's coming down this way.
We're going to try to go in between these speakers.
We're going to shuffle left a bit, shuffle left a bit.
All right, and Niquit France?
All right, so just to clarify, just to clarify, listen up, listen up.
If you win this, you get fifth place for your team.
If you get second, sixth place for your team, so on, so forth.
Does that make sense?
All right, guys.
Thank you guys. Give it up for your competitors. Steve, you got a big group taking away.
So this is Consolation. Consolation. All right, here we go. You ready?
Quick warm up, here we go. Hands up.
Simon says, Simon, Simon says, hands up.
Yeah, now I'll do it.
Simon says hands down.
Only do if I say Simon says first.
Yeah? Okay. Here we go.
This counts.
Wish you all the best of luck. This is still for points.
We love you.
And your crumpets.
There we go.
Sonnets is up, sonnets is down.
Sonnets is up, sonnets is down.
Hands up.
Sonnets is hands up, sonnets is wave.
wave Simon says stop, hands down, come here, give me a hug. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Man,
you are. All right. You know what? It's not his thing. He does a lot of things well. Simon
says just ain't his thing. We all excel in different stuff. Simon says hands down. All
All right, faster.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits has run.
Summits has stopped, hands up, hands up.
Summits has hands up, wave it around.
Summits has waved, summits has stopped.
Hands down, hands down.
Summits has hands down.
All right.
Is it here, right?
Here, please.
Yeah.
Here, please, yeah.
We walked in today at the same time
And she said, I am so nervous.
And I said, you have good a chance, you and your hair
have a good a chance of winning as anybody.
So you're still here.
You're still here.
All right, here we go.
Here, please.
All right, here we go.
Summits his head, summits his hips, summits his run.
Summits his stop, hands up.
You're out.
Summits his hands up, hands down, hands down.
You're out.
Summits his hands down.
Faster, hands up.
You're out, you're out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Simon says, what?
Simon's game sucks, man.
He's got some sports.
Hey, yo. Hey.
Why don't they go ahead, man?
He has a fucking light, light, light, light.
He's just like that.
Simon says hands down.
Faster, man.
Simon says hands down.
Summits his nose. Summits his belly. Summits his nose. Summits his belly. Summits his nose. Summits his belly. Summits his shoulders.
Assets his shoulders. Summits his shoulders. Summits his calf. Summits his stop. Hands up. Hands up.
We stopped tapping. You're out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you've been hydrating all day, bro.
No, no, no, no. I just called him. Yeah.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
You want more?
You can do it there.
Sonnet's his hands up. Sonnet's his hands up.
Alright, let's go.
Sonnet's his head, Sonnet's his belly, Sonnet's his shoulders.
Sonnet's his nose, hands up.
Now you're last.
Come up here!
Oh my gosh, Sonnet's his knees.
Sonnet's his hands down.
Sonnet's his knees.
Sonnet's his hands up.
Hands up, hands down, Simon's hands down.
Let's wait.
Let's go, let's go!
I'm gonna be there, let's go!
We'll let the helicopter pass
so that everyone can hear it clearly.
All right, here we go.
It's good, it's a circle track.
Simon's is up, Simon's is down, Simon's is up.
I like it, I like it.
Simon's is down, Simon's is down.
Simon's is gonna be a big jump.
That's it, hands up, hands up.
You moved her up.
Simon's is hands up.
Stop tapping.
Simon says, hands down.
I said, stop tapping.
You are both still tapping.
So we need to continue.
You're both still in.
Here we go.
Simon says, put up your left hand.
Wave it.
Simon says, wave it.
Simon says, stop.
Both hands up.
Everybody saw you.
What place was that for?
Is that for fourth place?
You guys are going to win with pens?
Yeah, sixth place.
I don't think we win with pens, bro.
You score every single one. Will you win?
I think so.
No, no, no, no, they wouldn't say that. They would actually say it's a dick or something.
Like, Gage it is. They would say shit right there.
I gotta go now, I'm just gonna... I don't know what's happening. I think they're gonna be there.
Now that you fucking said that, now they're saying it, asshole.
Gage is acting weird. You changed. Fuck you.
You know what? You know what? You know what?
Hey, you got the jersey?
Brooke, yeah, she coulda went earlier, bro.
She did have to shoot her way earlier, she coulda won.
It's gonna be cinema, my name is Ron, it's gonna be cinema.
I'm Indian, I can't talk her.
Hey, I'm A.J., I'm Black.
Whoa!
Where the hell Ron?
That was great. I ran from all the way over here, bro.
You got a chill. You heard that?
I heard that shit.
Now they're going to cut the cookies, they're just going to be saying, I'm Agent, I'm Black.
And then somehow it's going to be another clip next to it.
I'm going to cast the Henasty's Haferman.
Well, it's not even going to be a Haferman, we're just going to get cancelled.
I'm doing that fat one in the clan also.
Let's leave you having a moment.
Bro, it's a long one.
It'll be like that fat one also, part of that group of children.
So what?
What you want?
Bro, you'll see when you say it, bro.
Oh, god, bro.
Wait, so am I ever going as an open?
It's targeting two groups.
So you'll enjoy that, bro.
I think we're about to be ace players, bro.
Holy smokes, you're last.
You got soccer's double points, though.
As long as you don't hit a ball.
What you want to do, bro?
I'm the goalkeeper, bro.
That's worse.
Me, too.
I'm gonna go over here.
Bro, we don't have cleats.
How do I do it?
You have cleats?
Yeah.
Fuck, bro.
You think Argy will let me borrow his cleats?
You put them on.
Are you size 11?
Huh?
Are you size 11?
Size 9.
Nice.
They're selling me to Moggy, bro.
I'm so jealous.
I don't know what to do.
Can you meet me halfway?
I'm a chocolate manager.
I'm a man.
I was talking about farm edits, bro.
Oh, wait.
What's the answer?
I don't know.
I was going to say that then.
Oh.
Wait, are they actually VAR?
Why are they VAR?
V-A-R-A?
Everybody say they're V-A-R-F-R-C-S.
V-A-R-F-R-C-S.
Jason, somebody's calling your name in the crowd.
Acknowledge your fans.
I think I said L-E-O.
Hey!
Cute!
No waves farmed L's on me and then W's on me.
Fuck you, bro.
This guy said I got mugged by Haskell, bro.
Yeah, you had that.
Hey!
I was such a fucking kid, I can't even say what that was.
That was a funny one.
Your Italian kid can shut the fuck up.
I thought myself.
Tell him to get a fucking kick rocks.
How do you go by Jason?
You're attacking me here with that kid's litter now.
I don't know if I can still.
You know what this teaches me?
This son of a bitch that shit is making a mess, bro.
Just making a mess.
Because there's actually no rest that can enforce it.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't you hear all these basketballs?
Each Joe's got a crack.
They have a reason to chat.
They ought to be flying here, guys.
Cheating.
Evil games.
We won!
We did it!
We fucking won, bro!
We got 5th place instead now.
That was me, everyone was like,
Yo, I'm just kidding.
Wait, what?
There's fucking chuckle fucks over here.
Man, we can't laugh, nigga.
This is your fucking sad, don't we?
We gotta be.
We gotta be.
We gotta be.
We gotta be.
You gotta be!
Don't read Joe's chat, it's fuckin' Lurian chat now.
Joe's chat?
What is Joe's chat saying?
Yeah, that's fuckin' hilarious.
They're saying...
They're saying...
...Spanish.
Yeah!
Wow, this is good stuff, man.
Joe's chat.
I'm here on Wednesday.
Yeah, I'm here on the chat.
It's fucking Sunday.
Let's wrap it up and fucking play football, man.
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
Woo!
You gave it a 4-4.
Woo!
Did you say a USB-C cord?
I didn't have my fanny pack today.
I left it in my Uber home.
This is the World Cup song.
World Cup, everybody jump.
I miss the World Cup, bro.
anybody missed the world cup
hey
you know what you started larping in Canada too
I actually watched Canada last year
they had five players
Davies, Shapplesburg,
got down, David
and Promise
I don't even know if that's who I'm here to go.
No, I've been watching you.
You tell a New York person and suck his dick.
You crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
That's what I'm calling Arlington.
It's a cherry here.
Which New York?
What are you doing?
Bro, this guy said promise as a name, bro.
Who the fuck is promise?
That's all African are gonna go to bed.
Where are you?
Come.
Every time.
Come.
Come here.
Come here.
What?
Yeah, run over there.
Get in there, get in there and kill the world
Hey guys get in there and kill the world. Oh, thanks Jason. We should
Go to work guys
Oh, that's a looter squad!
Yeah, that's a looter squad.
Yeah bro, a bunch of losers.
Really, for real, broke for me.
Yeah, bro.
A bunch of losers.
So that I got, bro.
Oh my god.
I'm not alive.
Penza's double points.
Y'all might just want that whole shit.
I think so.
What place are you?
You're sure?
No, no, no, no.
Don't say that.
Seven.
Seven.
Wow.
We were like yesterday.
Woo, bro!
We were like yesterday.
Yeah!
I don't know my place right now
I'm gonna try like a fucking baby
Alright, let's see
Well, the sun went down, bro.
I'll just wear it for Bitcoin, so.
Alright, let's see who wins this chat.
We got got.
We got got, chat.
What the fuck is this?
It's a chaser.
It's a little slender.
God!
God!
What the fuck is this?
It's all fucking fake.
That's all the warm-up you get.
Because if you're standing here...
God!
This is it.
We're all the...
We're all the hot girls.
This is a cap for fucking fake dollars.
All the crits.
Here we go.
Oh, you're a man.
You're a real man, bro.
That's yours.
Okay, Ronaldo!
Thank you, my brother.
See you next time.
No, no, no, I can't get this.
I think you can't get this.
Yeah, I'm tense coming up.
All right, here we go.
Summon says hands down. Summon says nose. Summon says belly. Hands up.
That's cool.
One puts it from Canada out.
Summon says hands up. Wave it around. Summon says wave it. Summon says stop. Hands down.
Dude, we're not a market here.
I know, right? It doesn't make sense.
Summon says hands down. Alright, let's pick up the pace.
Pace, summons is up, summons is down, summons is run, summons is stopped.
Hands up, hands up. You're still running, you're out.
You're out.
Thank you, Ronaldo.
Thank you very much. Muchos gracias, nice job.
Summons is hands on head, summons is hips, hands on head.
You're out, you're out, you're out.
No, I see praise, Danny, Maya.
Let's go, brother.
move down. Simon says stop. Here we go. Simon says put up your left hand. I understand
your right and left are switched. Simon says wave it. Simon says stop. Both hands up. Both
hands up. Simon says both hands up. Wave it around. Simon says wave it. Simon says stop.
Hands down. Hands down. Simon says hands down. Nice job. Here we go. Simon says hey. Simon
Summits his head, summits his hip, summits his head, summits his hip, summits his run, summits his stop.
Hands up, hands up, summits his hands up, hands down, hands down your route.
Summits his hands down, faster hands up!
Oh no, one, two, three, oh good, yes, yes!
Summits his moves down, Summits his moves down.
Summits his stop.
He ended that guy right at the park, bro.
I'm afraid if she wins, she is going to run around and hug every damn person here today because
she was so insane.
No, they were down.
They were pieces of dirt.
Alright, here we go.
By the way, you hug everyone when you went earlier around and said,
Come on.
Here we go.
Sonics is loose enough, this is it.
Sonics says stop.
Here we go.
Hands up, Sonic's hands up, hands down, Sonic's hands down, hands up, Sonic's hands up, Sonic's give me a big smile.
Sonic's smile with teeth, Sonic's serious face.
Hands down, Sonic's hands down, big smile, Sonic's big smile, hands up, hands up, hands up.
Nice job, thank you.
And then there were four.
By the way, if two people get out with the next move,
then we have to have a reason with those two people to see who will take third.
Here we go.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is no, summits is here, summits no, summits here.
Hands up. Summits is hands up. Hands down.
Summits is hands down. Faster. Hands up.
I got it!
What is your name?
QT?
QT!
What is your name?
Jack!
Jack!
What is your name?
Evelina, please.
Evelina.
Jack!
Jack!
What is your name?
Evelina, please.
Evelina!
Evelina!
Cudy!
Scott!
Evelina...
Here we go!
Boy, you really complainin' your socks.
Here's your B-Earth.
Move under your feet.
Have a little lift down.
Here we go!
All stars get further impressed.
All right.
They really some losers in here.
It's nice and they've had a rough day today.
Suck it in, bruh.
We're fucking losers.
You still gonna shit in?
We some fucking losers in here, bruh.
You'll give out a special price to somebody who wins out of this.
Yeah, we have to do. I have a special t-shirt.
Where's my t-shirt, boys?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
T-shirt where's my t-shirt boy where's my t-shirt boy
Listen Simon says thank you
You never said stop smiling, you know.
What's that? What's that mean?
We got last place in Utah.
I'm bull riding. What place did you get?
Fourth place.
This shit, we got fifth.
Dodge ball, we got fifth.
What's sixth?
What's up?
What's fifth?
This shit is fries.
we are fifth and sixth merchants bottom six merchants
how consistent are we at eating fucking shit bro
I need D-cads and R-cads, bro.
Where's our ref now?
There's someone at the pool.
It's time, bro. It's time.
What the hell, you know?
At least copters.
Yep, you got the knee pads.
I'm tearing a lot of them.
Right here?
Are we distributing the knee pads and stuff to the boys?
Ooh.
No, they're covering you.
Oh, you want to cover me?
No, no.
Are these punchers?
Those are elbow pads.
And these?
I don't know, but being with a better low key, I just need to, I just need to die.
Uh, legs?
Are these all for this one?
Yes! Here we go!
Holly Bob, clip it!
How do you open this?
Here we go.
Dude, I'm here for you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Hey, great clapping today.
Great clapping.
It's time to show up.
I'll see you in about 5-10 minutes.
I'll see you.
Alright, bro.
Here we go, man.
Here we go, bro.
Alright, here we go, bro.
Ah, here you go, man.
Here he goes, everything, bro.
Here he goes.
Let's see if I can get a hay farm in hell today.
How'd that feel?
Huh?
How'd that feel?
It's tight, but like, I just need some shit to cover me.
I serve about long pants.
I just farted.
Oh
Are they redoing it?
Are they redoing it?
Are they redoing it?
Are they redoing it?
Come on bro, wrap it up.
I'm ready for fence.
I'm ready to fuck with the guy.
I'm high, bro.
I love this guy.
He's going fast.
I love the guy, bro.
I'm wondering if he's out on the next side of the discusses about whether or not he resets.
For example, if you're sitting sideways your hand and then someone's out, it's your expectation.
Are games
Well, what are they
At least we're Simon says so too sweet
Also, in the future guys, if you need a call, does that mean you go to your phone, read your chat, look at the replay, and then make the call. You need to call it on the field.
That's it!
Just to clarify that, that is some bullshit, I'll be honest. You look back at your chat, and then watch the replay, and then make the call.
You've got 14 minutes, so anyway.
Damn!
Damn, Lois?
I'm playing something says dream of you. Oh, bro
Not everything's about me
Shit.
Bro, fuck, I don't got cleats, bro.
You shoulda bought cleats, bro.
What, Casper cleats?
Well, that's the boss.
Nobody's gonna give you cleats.
Thanks, cuties, Zendurella!
I'm not tripping or is this too right, bro?
How did I get too right?
You won, something says for your team.
That's smiling.
Oh, yeah.
You know that? Yes.
Sorry, JV. Yeah. Thanks so much.
Love you, cutie man.
It's time.
It's time for fucking pants, no.
I
Come on my life
Like a rocket Ralph playing on your phone
Oh
That's true is that real?
What do you think, youth?
That's good.
She's stretching.
Stretch.
Ah ha ha.
I'm not working out for like three months over this.
What?
Yo, really bro, I'm stretching, dude.
Oh God don't let me get behind that yo bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've always got pain and strength.
Oh.
Yo, no.
Yeah, we picked Mexico.
Mexico? It's a go-up against?
I don't know, you could pick teams.
It's in order you pick the teams off of like, like, first to the best.
So, I think we're in fifth.
So, oh my, I was 7th, so we have to go against Canada or something?
What place are we going?
7th.
So your team already picked a team?
I'm pretty sure of that.
So there's two teams I've avoided, and you can't talk to anyone else.
I think...
We're 7th, but that's...
If I got a fleet to my chance, is that crazy?
Oh my god. I did that.
Nice nine.
Oh my god.
You don't need police. Yeah, but like, we have
dancing staff for you. If I can, why not?
Where did you get paid?
I don't know how to do that so.
What do you want?
Bro, I got extra cup, I don't want to use it.
I don't want cup.
You don't want to take a little shit?
You don't want to take a little shit?
Bro, my little shit not gonna hit it.
Alright, I ain't lying.
Probably that happen is low-key high, bro.
Yes, bro!
It's so uncomfortable.
It's so uncomfortable, bro.
It is, bro.
Good, bro.
It's going from every side.
Woo!
Come on, let's get this thing. You want it? You want to get one up?
I just need it. I need it.
You need a one-up?
I don't know. I can't jump in front of him. I can't get my gloves off. I have to sit in here.
So you need a one-up?
A little bit, yeah.
I got you.
I don't think I've almost got my gloves off yet.
Wait.
Do I know who we're lined up against?
Everybody.
Everyone?
I think you guys picked a...
I think everybody picked a...
I should be doing it.
16 points, that seems to change a lot 16 points
the gap can't be that big
can we win if I save amperage?
You can't wait, if you can be bad at it in seconds.
Anything's possible.
Not bad, not bad.
Get the beers, fuck your 16 bottles.
We can get four, bro.
Let's go.
It's four.
Oh.
You know how to kick?
You know how to kick?
Make sure to stop that, guys.
Shut the fuck up.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I'm gonna kick.
Me neither, bro.
Filming, you know how to kick?
Yes.
Nice.
I'm gonna score one on you.
You did, you did.
You scored two.
You're gonna put it in one of the corners.
It's there.
Okay, man.
We did, we did, we're still in one of the corners of the state.
The police are not diving.
I promise you they're not diving.
Are you diving though?
I'm diving.
Yeah, cause we're at the bottom too.
What are we up against?
Are we up against UK?
That's the only thing they're good at, bro.
It's fucking kicking shit.
Everyone better than the fucking rest of the country.
They have soil
I need to give it to this person, wait can you hold it?
Can you hold it for me?
I'm walking in bro, take my phone to him bro.
Thank you bro, thank you so much.
You want me to call you then?
Yeah, a little please.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Woo!
Yeah, we're trying to help him call.
Thank you man.
Chat.
Let's get the prayers going in the chat bro.
Yeah bro. Hey we up, we up first.
Okay, so I pray to God.
Brothers, if we can pray, I'll pray to God.
I need prayer bro.
I got this shit.
Actually, can you help me?
Um, honestly, I think you'd be disrespectful to pray
because God should not save you right now.
Yo, you might be the worst.
Yo, listen man, I seen the Bible, I seen the dodgeball.
What does he do?
I actually didn't play that bad a dodgeball, bro.
I'm ready to go visit an evil home, bro.
Bro, I feel like a Thanos in my butt hole.
I feel like a Thanos rather than an evil office hood.
Fuck it, yeah.
Okay, like a thing.
I'm going.
Oh god, you're first.
One part of one foot on the line, how they kick it?
Just one part of one foot.
Now, one part of one foot has to be on the line so they kick it and you can bounce back to you.
Yeah, you can be behind the line, yeah.
But like you cannot be in for it both feet are in front of life and they miss they're gonna get a second
But if your feet are up here, and they make it
It's just make sure you're behind the line or yeah, what about like this?
It's fine one part of one foot, but this is like yeah, don't do that be safe because you would hate to blow
I feel like
until they kick it.
So, yeah.
Like, this is, technically, this is fine.
But don't do this because you might get caught.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can do whatever back here.
And the ones that kick it, you can charge or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
But at the time of kick, at least one foot must be touched.
Okay.
And if it's not?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
One, two, three, four.
Okay.
We'll just walk up.
We'll just basically con.
We'll just con.
This is the one of them.
I want to go to the first one.
because he's the greatest sport in the world.
Which one?
I love this sport, bro.
All right, let's take a sentence.
You love it?
Yeah, I love it.
I thought you was a lot better than I was.
Watching a stream once on where you would get some players
placed on their face, you did pretty good, man.
Thank you, bro.
First sheet on the couch, bro.
When did you start?
Heard.
Heard.
Actually, like, fucking heard.
I remember.
Heard some of them dirty.
Oh, boy.
Oh.
What is that?
No, I think that's a good one.
Yeah
Like I showed my chat, yeah, I did I reacted to my highlights. I know like years ago
That was behind the line or on the line
You said you said no need pads
You said oh you're wearing e-pads
The bounce hold on.
Come on, first round.
On the set, as close to the set as you can.
Okay.
One last little 7th place track.
I'm doing this for my dignity, I'm just going there.
playing with you guys I love y'all bro for real I think we've built a really
special bond here during sugar games all I want to say to y'all is just to
give it all on the field this is it right last game just besides who gets
last place we're not last place team right no we're gonna get to UK whoever
loses this is the last place we some ass on three was it team alumni on three
Underdogs.
Underdogs on three.
Decent at all three.
What are you doing this for?
One, two, three.
Decent at.
Okay.
You guys want to kick two?
Hey, you want to kick two?
I don't.
I'll kick whatever.
I don't care.
Yo, low kick.
I think you kicked one of the first because, no, we might get to the end.
We're not going to play football.
I don't think anybody has to see those.
I need all the players on the hatches, please.
I'm the best one here.
That's a whole lot of people.
I'm the best one here.
I'm the best one here.
I'm the best one here.
I'm the best one here.
I'm the best one here.
I'm the best one here.
I need all the players on the hatchet please.
I'm the best one here.
That's a horrible sign.
We're gonna get a chance.
No matter what everyone's here.
I'm not mad or if you got to miss it though.
But after all I want you to get a chance.
Wait, what's happening?
We're missing the mic.
Wait, we can get first?
We're trying to tell them to stop.
Someone's got to get first.
We're taking first.
We got the first one.
Let's see if I can make it.
Like a tongue, Bob.
You want me to go first?
Yeah, just go first, Bob.
Fuck these gloves for now.
That's something I'm best at.
Hit a stutter step on the run-up.
Hell, no, I'm not hitting a stutter step.
That's it.
Hit a stutter step on the run-up.
Hell no, I'm not hitting a stutter step.
That's stupid, man.
One motion.
Who's going to go up there?
That's a dash.
That's a dash.
Can you show you what it looks like?
I'll show you.
Come on, please.
I don't play football, bro.
I don't play football, bro.
He's gonna cry for five.
One kick, make it into the net. That's it.
Okay, and he can't get him not to block it.
Aim for the four left or four left.
Right, that's it.
What if he's an alcoholic?
I'm saying this till you know.
Jason.
Come on, Jason.
Wait.
All right.
I'm fucking all the way to your house.
Hey, you lost track.
You need some ass on three.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
How do you do it?
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
You're behind the thing.
No!
Okay.
You took my character.
You put the gloves on because that can be fixed, bro.
Cover the fucking camera.
I got you all this.
Damn, bro.
Told you, bro, I got to follow direction.
What's there?
Follow direction.
Oh, jeez.
I told you they banned me.
These are my games.
Oh, he is saving real quick, bro.
What's the what?
Is that real quick?
We cover in the flipboards.
It's...
We are in seventh row like...
Oh, god.
Wait, so it's straight to one...
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And that would be minus one for my team to go against.
Now I believe you guys are sorted in the order you're going to be kicking in.
Is that correct?
He's golden.
And you're the goalkeeper.
Why are you the goalkeeper, Garnt?
And you're the goalkeeper. Why are you the goalkeeper, Garnt?
Because it's Team UK. This is our sport and I love football so much.
This is the real football. And we're going to bring it home today for justice.
Justice! Justice! Justice! Justice!
Get the rest! Get the rest!
It's cold! Go for disavow!
I like to hear it.
makes sense. UK big on soccer. Over here. Wow. Goalkeeper, Jason Lowe.
7th place, that's what we do. Jason, you guys are in 7th? It's the winner now. Y'all can't win, but you guys can have a good time.
Fives!
And you can get a crazy amount of clips.
If you go crazy in that net, what are you going to do out there?
I'm going to do greatness.
What the hell was that?
All right. Is it higher seed or lower seed to kick first?
Lower seed will be kicking first.
Which means Team UK, we need your first kicker up.
Give it up for C-Dog VA.
APPLAUSE
Jason the reed, he'll be the keeper.
Connor, this is your line. You can place it anywhere you'd like.
Just make sure it's at least touching the line.
And Connor, you're here a whistle before you can shoot, okay?
Come on, Jason!
All right, Conor, when you hear the whistle.
That's one for the UK.
Straight down the center.
What do you call it, Paninka?
All right, UK up one.
Team below that have a chance to tackle.
Give it up, make your key!
Going up against guards.
On the whistle, you can take your kick.
That is high over the net now
Team UK firmly up one who's up next to team UK
Let's give it up. How are you feeling here Tenshi? How you feeling Tenshi?
I have practiced a tiny bit, but I will try my best. That's all you need
All right, wait for Santa's whistle, please
Great save by Jason the Ween.
I can already see the edit.
Wow.
All right, next up.
Who's going?
Jason, you're going?
Jason, your team needs this.
When the moment gets big, what is Jason?
Yeah, you can move it where, if you want to move it, it's going to be on that table.
Look at the table.
You want to lift it up?
You can move it.
When the moment gets big, what does Jason the Ween do?
I'm about to see.
Gets bigger.
Team alumni need a goal to get on the board.
Gart getting big in that.
Whistle.
Bottom left!
Parking's it!
Gart dove the right way, but it wasn't enough.
Alumni on the board.
All right, up next for UK.
We got Lydia Violet.
How you doing?
I don't know if it's great or if it's better if I get this in.
Did you play any footy growing up?
If I say yes, that looks bad. So no comment.
Never played it. Love it.
Alright, you're going to get Jason the Weed.
When you hear the whistle, wait for the whistle.
Team alumni have a chance to take the lead.
If Fumi Bean is able to score, give it up for Fumi Bean.
Talk to me, how you feeling about this?
I'm feeling good.
Feeling good?
I'm feeling good.
All right, wait for the whistle.
Let's go, little man!
Great save by Garts!
Still one to one.
And now we got Zoyle coming on up.
Zoyle, how you feeling?
All right.
You feeling all right?
Hey, I'm the best.
All right, Zoyle.
Can you hear this?
Zoyle, Zoyle.
Wide left.
Hit the air, Monarch, wrong.
Warrobe is up.
Fourth kicker for the alumni.
How you feel, Warrobe?
All right, Warrobe, I need you to wait for the whistle,
okay?
Wait for the whistle here.
Chelsea!
Off you go!
Whistle!
Let's watch out!
Let's go!
Get on!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Now, just to clarify, you are not allowed to do a fake kick in PK shootouts.
You are not allowed to do a PK, you are not allowed to do a fake kick in PK shootouts.
Absolutely.
unfortunately due to cool factor the calling on the field stance.
But here's the deal, Team UK is not out.
They have one more kicker, the keeper himself.
Give it up for Garnt everybody!
Oh my god, what an amazing kick!
Was it cross?
Oh my god.
Godlike kick.
UK?
What a rocket dude.
What a rocket.
Guys can we please hear for team UK?
What an absolutely electric first match.
You let Wic first what I do.
This is mathematically out.
Next up.
I'm giving a fuck about that.
I miss you, everybody.
Wait, does that hit for us?
You guys fucking next round?
Fucking shit out there, boy.
I would have saved that shit, too.
Fuck your shit.
Fuck your shit.
Let's see what's up, let's see what's going on.
Hey, Jason.
Keen, Keen, you got to do one-joke Evo.
They can score.
You got to hit the one-joke Evo, right?
You got to shake that ass.
We're going to go.
Dang, he got me mid-jump, bro.
Bob it, Bob it, right there, man.
Oh, God.
That was epic, bro. That was really cool. Thank you, bro.
My god, bro.
My bad, my bad.
I'm not gonna lie to you, you've passed up a lot, bro.
Oh, fuck, bro. Free saves in a pen.
I thought y'all supposed to be good at peepsing.
What do you mean bro?
You're a fucking freak.
You're a fucking freak.
Wait what happened?
It's fine bro. You guys cheat. You cheat a lot but it's fine.
What? What's in this place?
It's a little cheat bro but it's fine.
Hey!
Hey, wardrobe!
Yeah, I might as well.
You better start shaking ass.
That was insane.
wardrobe made that shit bro? Wow.
I gotta run and get it today.
No.
I love to hit a perfect PK.
Perfect.
Thanks for just...
USA, nails their first shot.
How the one yelling set the tone.
Alright, how are we feeling?
I'm honestly feeling very good at this.
And why did your team put you first?
I have no idea. I think they have hope and need.
And that's all you need.
Hoping you.
I got hoping you too.
Let's go Team Mexico!
Got this team.
It's still a chance to win this entire event.
Wait for the whistle. Wait for the whistle.
I'm a black man.
A black man.
Meehole.
Meehole.
Let's see.
JJC.
A new stage now up one.
Meehole.
Meehole.
That's right.
Swapping keepers now.
Joe Bart is up, give it up for Joe Bart, everybody.
Joe, you're lefty.
Joe, you're a lefty.
Let me move this mic for you.
You're a lefty?
My gosh.
You look so good.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
On the whistle, Joe.
Archie, you ready?
It's like a Red Bull can for third base.
Ooh!
Ball is high.
It is now opportunity for Mexico to tie it off.
And we got Danny Vans!
To make that happen.
Danny Vans gonna hit this here.
You're gonna hit that.
Danny, I need to talk to you real quick.
These cleats, they brand new?
They got some stuff.
That's what I was gonna say. They got some stuff.
I'm in an indoor overweight league.
You're in an indoor overweight league?
Are you guys inviting new members?
You wanna play? I would love to play.
You look too good.
Brother, look at this.
Yes, you can touch it.
All right, all right, all right.
Danny, good luck.
Wait for the whistle.
You can move the ball through the light.
You can move it through the light.
He's going to make it.
He's going to make it.
That's it.
He's going to make it.
Stop right there.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Jixie's initial jump.
That's it.
I like it.
Jixie's passing off.
Team Mexico ties it up.
Jixie, Danny.
Team USA has big talk of team coming up.
Big team.
Tyler, when people think football,
they don't really think Tyler won.
American football, real football.
But soccer, they don't.
Not soccer, no, but I'm good at both.
You're good at both?
Absolutely.
So you're going to nail this?
Really?
All right.
You know Tyler, everybody.
You got this, T1.
You got this, Tyler.
Call top right corner.
What a save.
What a save.
Doesn't fall through the base of Tyler.
Tyler thinks it mid-left.
Call top right.
Great save by Arke.
And now opportunity for Mexico
to take the lead.
And they got Benji to do it.
I believe in you, too, Benji.
Benji, you're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You too, Benji. Best of luck out there.
USA still has a shot, but that road is gonna have to start with a great kick
From Yana, Yana, how are you doing tonight?
Yana, have you played any soccer or football?
Just a little.
And you warmed up a bit today?
Yeah.
Are you a lefty?
Right.
Righty.
Alright, Yana, best of luck.
Give it up for Yana, everybody.
An opportunity to tie things up.
He's up.
Oh, it's a phenomenal shot!
Let Beans, Archie on his ass, USA tight it up.
What a shot from Yana.
What a beautiful place.
Now here's the situation.
Jakesy needs to save this.
Mexico still has two kickers.
USA only one kicker left.
They're a first to kick.
And it's Mexico's goalkeeper who is going to be up to maybe
take the lead.
They got Arke.
Oh!
What a volley.
Wow.
Jakesy got on the back of his feet, watching that ball sail in.
Here's a situation.
Mexico's up one.
This is the last kicker for Team USA.
Guys, can you please give it up for Mari?
Mari, a tough task was given to you, but let's not forget, you are the only streamer
games champion on your team.
You know what it takes to win.
And now is your moment to show exactly that give it up for Martin one more time
Go, go, go, go, go.
Quick replay of this.
My left, two shots from USA off net, and one saved by Arke.
Team Mexico will be moving on to the semi-final.
Yeah, we keep going.
Give me a hug.
I didn't know what you were going to do.
Nah, couldn't feel it.
What about the left side?
Now here's the deal y'all. There's no secret that World Wide has been in first place and
stayed in first place. But this game is worth double the points. And they are up right now.
Let's give it up for Team World a lot. Let's give it up for them.
But this could shake things up if they lose their first round.
And it's no easy first round, because they are going up against Team France.
Yeah, but I mean, can't win the whole thing.
I guess we're both shit.
And we're both short.
I'm not short either. I'm not short.
What do we do you're speaking like generally what do we do? What do you do and we're both ugly as fuck?
You're ugly as fuck. Oh my god
No, I'm not gonna give us
Here their pens were good
Like I had one pen that came at me. They didn't even miss like it was all just like
I only saw yanna do one practice kick too and it was the same attack like yeah just curves in yeah that was insane
Dude it's so hard
Hey
Man bro, I told him, but he might slam you my sling. There's no monitor between y'all sir
And so you play a lot of soccer growing up
You call the soccer soccer
So you're ready you play barefoot so you're gonna kick barefoot
Good luck. Get our friends out, everybody.
Hopefully, we see you in the finals.
Honestly, fuck the whole thing, bro.
Oh, and it's a nutmeg!
Not the end. God, looking at that ball.
I need to see a replay of that.
Went right to the keeper.
You all going nice?
Yeah, we're going against.
Oh, God. It's right between the legs.
Good.
Now it's still tied up. France still has a chance.
And we got Fanos himself.
Joël.
He said he played a lot of soccer when he was younger.
You don't have the build of a soccer player.
You were skinnier. Does the strength help?
It helps.
Alright. Give it up for Joël everyone.
Woo!
Oh, he's good.
I said that.
Bang!
The French!
The French!
Nails it bottom right.
Enzo, 0 for 2.
And we got
Asian boy Ray hopping up.
Ray taking the crocs up.
Ray, you're shooting this one barefoot?
Ray, did you play it? You're more
The basketball player, right?
Did you play any football?
A little bit.
A little bit?
How you feeling about this?
I'm not going to lie, rated nothing but football.
Good.
Feel good?
I get over it, everybody.
Wait for the whistle.
Wait for the whistle.
Yes!
Oh!
What a beautiful shot, just slightly wide.
And with that, France takes the lead.
They are now up 1.
Who's coming up to shoot?
Giving up for Magla, everybody.
Yeah!
Magla, you played football growing up?
It's my first time.
This is your first time?
You're French.
You're French.
I haven't done football.
Fair enough.
This is going to be your first kick ever.
Giving up for Magla's first ever PK.
A lot of pressure for Enzo already down one.
I hit it, blue.
Oh!
Oh, Magla!
Magla!
Sixth and first-ever PK!
Trent has not missed!
What a shot!
What is this?
And it's for Tiktator and Pompey!
Oh, nothing.
That's a good one.
Well, now the pressure is on.
Selbit, you're down two.
You absolutely need to make this
to have a chance of winning.
I put myself because I knew it would be pressure.
I'm not a good kicker, but I'll give my best.
Russell has learned about it and worked it up,
so at least we've worked on it thank you much.
Let's go.
All right.
to got Selbit.
And that's enough to keep worldwide in the competition.
Three to two now.
Frank still up one.
Drills it bottom left.
At the end got there too little, too late.
Who's up next for France?
Who's up next for France?
All right, we got Marianne who's coming to kick it's difficult to be goalkeeper and kicker
Well, I hope so too for Francis sake good luck Marianne give it up Marianne everybody
And it goes wide left
There's now an opportunity
for Worldwide to tie things up.
Who is coming up to kick?
It's Devil Leak.
Give it up, Devil Leak, everybody.
There's a lot of pressure here.
I know, I feel it.
You have the chance to tie.
I will, I'm going to win it for my country.
Oh, God.
You're playing for Oz.
Australia, she'll do it.
For Australia, wait for the whistle.
Now, here's the deal, each team has one kicker left.
If one makes it one misses, that will be our winner.
And so it's back in goal, and our final kicker for Team France, give it up for Katsup.
Katsup, come on up here!
I'm in a hard situation.
You're in a hard situation?
Yeah.
What's hard about this?
You're Katsup.
You're an athlete.
Second in the GP3.
Yeah.
This is nothing for you.
Oh, athlete.
I've played once a time, so I think I can do it.
Sorry, you saw him bat by play so you think you can win now?
Yeah.
catch us. An opportunity to give the lead to her team. Save by Angel and now
worldwide has an opportunity to win and it's all in the feet of T10 Nats.
Nats. Nats. You have to cover. Nats. Nats. It's okay. It's okay.
If you make it, you're a hero. If you lose, it's somebody else's problem.
You don't give a shit, it's their problem, not yours.
No pressure. You don't play football?
Back in Oz? And just kicking each other best then.
Give it up for now, everybody.
And it all comes down to this.
She could win it worldwide right now.
Whistle.
Oh! What a save!
What a save!
Her first save comes at the clutchest moment.
What a save. That was needed.
Wow.
What a save.
What a save that was.
Look at that, it was a great shot too.
What a shot.
And if you didn't see it, it flips over the bar,
hits the back of the net.
What a shot, what a save.
In the biggest moment.
So here's the deal.
We're now going to sudden death.
We're going to go back to the top of the order.
Tsuku.
It is your turn once again.
The trans calls upon you.
What do you say?
Oh.
Pop it up.
I'm locked in.
You're locked in?
Yeah.
Do your thing then.
Give it up for Chuka, everybody.
I'm locked in.
Give it up.
Give it up.
Give it up.
Where's your picture?
It's a real wardrobe.
Yeah, wardrobe.
Wards of a big, crazy.
There it is!
All right!
There it is!
What a clutch shot!
Wow.
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
You put your team in a chance to win.
It's now it's about the end.
Yeah, well done.
I see that shot of the engineer in the back.
All right.
Enzo, you need to score.
Otherwise you're out.
it all comes down to this kick right here said he's doing it for Ronaldo
Let's see if that pays off.
It's all up to you!
There it is!
Translimits!
Worldwide is out!
I can't believe it!
Sudden death!
It goes over the bar!
Wow, he's a...
Wow
And for everybody watching at home
This will now changes. You gotta look at it. You gotta look right though. Let's go right
I'm talking for sure. Okay fuck. That's scary, bro. I have to if you took it. It could just go anywhere
Better okay, look are you gonna first? It's gonna first. Oh my they got rock on first burn
Bro isn't to kick like you can be in it one way and then
I know they've become bad.
Yeah.
So, for us, winning is good for us, bro.
Now, all stars versus Canada, who got out?
Um, what's the international got out?
This year, you come back and you perform even better.
They tried to nerf you, the host of this event,
the cabal that runs Schumer games.
They're removing basketball and replacing it with soccer.
That's not your sport.
One thing that I'm not supposed to play in the broadcast,
but I said no to trade for this.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Can you do it?
Well, can you do it?
We'll be our goalkeeper, and she'll have a tough task,
because she's going to be going up against Team Canada.
I can't believe I got more points.
Agent.
I don't think I just won a point.
Let's be real, you're a hockey guy.
I don't know how I got here.
How'd you end up as a keeper?
I genuinely have no idea, but I was practicing,
so if I saved something today, I'm gonna be happy.
You're just trying to save one or two?
I feel like Katie beats a sniper,
so I don't stand a chance there,
but the rest of them, I'm just gonna pray for the best.
What about Kitty Cinderella?
She's awesome.
And one of the best players here, for sure.
I agree.
All right, give it up for Dick T. Canada's gonna win.
Good.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Fine, fine, give it up for Team All-Sars.
All-Sars, you will be first to kick, and the lead of the team is Abel Rinaldo.
Come on.
Now, why do they pick you as the lead?
I feel like...
I'm not missing
Let's say right now if Ron misses this I have Dan Clancy watching live
He will perm a band run on to a child's a sound
Okay
Give it up for Ron everybody
Agent in gold bronze a shoe
All right, give it a hit.
Let's go run.
You got this, brother.
I'll do it.
The game goes on.
Dude, you're gonna get the ground kick.
I promise.
Here you go.
That was so gross, bro.
No! No! No!
What do you need to do, Doug?
Alright.
No!
We're Team Canada!
We got Cocots!
Cocots!
Cocots!
You won an archery?
Yeah.
Kevin Quas, are they good at soccer?
Uh, yeah.
Do you call it football?
No, it's not.
Soccer?
What?
I play soccer. It's a friend.
That is football.
You speak French.
Yeah, but I'm not French. French.
I'm Canadian.
Tabel-Nag. Okay.
Cocots? You have a chance to take the lead for Canada.
How you feeling?
I'm good. I'm confident.
I like that. Give it up for Cocots, everybody!
I'll make you a captain of the club.
And now, and this is what it is to.
It's Cocots.
I'll make you a coach.
He'll be in there.
Hey, KDB, save this.
You can't even do the same!
Wow!
Pocote, you aren't happy about that comment
from...
Wrong!
Huh?
He screamed in your ear, and it got in your head?
In streamer games?
We call that fair competition, Pocote. GG.
It's not a fun game here.
It ain't sweet at streamer games.
Judy, you freakin' did it!
Judy, you freaking did so awesome at the time it says.
I'm gonna be honest, I have never seen you kick the soccer ball in my life.
But all you gotta do is your best.
Good luck.
Give it up for Judy everybody!
W Husband!
Take a look at this by the way.
Judy, with the one-shoe technology.
One shoe, one sock.
And you got this, cutie.
Aging in that.
Oh!
Very well placed.
She was better than Ron.
It's the left post.
And we are still on a stalemate.
Nobody has made a shot yet.
But who is up for Team Canada?
No, it was almost right there.
Sakura, can you rise for Team Canada?
Get up, Sakura, everybody.
Sakura, why are you scared?
That means that you have the opportunity to take the lead.
And if you miss, that's Ty, who cares.
Alright, get up, Sakura, everybody!
I want to say by JDB, my God, what can't she do?
Look at the full stretch, knocks it out of play, and we're still nail-nail.
But I have a feeling that might change, because up to shoot, we got JDB.
Are you ready?
She's doing everything.
Two shots saved.
One shot made.
All-stars.
Take the lead.
Team All-stars right now, Doug.
Now there's an opportunity for Kandace.
Kandace, Kandace, Kandace, Kandace, Kandace, Kandace.
There's an opportunity for Canada to tie things up and we got the keeper himself, agent coming
to do the job.
Agent, you already saved two shots.
That's still part of being the keeper.
Intimidation.
You were lefty?
Righty.
All right. Good luck out there.
Give it up for Agent, everybody.
Tie it up for Canada.
Great power, but wide riding, and the all-stars take the lead now.
All-stars up one.
Just a bit wide and now with an opportunity to put her team up even one more goal even
up for my ego.
Maya, you won in craze stacking football don't really come up a lot in your life I think.
Are you crying?
Yeah, Ron says something really mean stuff to me.
Don't cry.
I think he was mad at me.
Wait, what?
I think he was mad at me, using sign says or something on her phone.
But if you guys go back and make a quick L1...
Wait, I'm sorry, you're saying to feel better, people should follow you on LBase, take sure you're on Twitch.
And that's the only way to cure your sadness.
And when the sadness came from Sable Ronaldo...
Good news for you, he's getting banned anyway.
Alright, give it up for everybody!
She's got a chance.
Sunscreen in her eye.
Tears falling down her face.
But a chance, nevertheless.
For one more goal.
Oh!
That's fast!
You love for the old stars!
Canada!
What do you do?
Get to get on the board.
What do you do, agent?
Watch out!
Take care, please, sir!
Here's the deal.
Canada, you are down 0-2. If you miss this, you're out. You need to make this shot right here.
So who's going to step up to the plate for our brothers up north?
Contest, it's you? Contest. You understand? Make it, you stay in, you miss it, you're out.
It was the first time I practiced soccer in five years at the end of this.
All right, give it up for Dantas, everybody.
An opportunity to make Canada proud.
Or an opportunity for the All Stars to move on.
You need to be in that.
You got this, got this.
And it's game!
All Stars win!
Canada's out!
Her performance by KDB, zero shots made on goal, and one shot made by her is enough to
eliminate Canada.
Canada, you guys still have the knockout consolation racket.
We will see you guys in a little bit.
Give it up for Canada, everybody.
All right, we have our final quarter final match.
Oh, we're up against Mexico.
Oh, that was it.
All right, so to clarify, moving on, we have France, the All Stars, the Alumni, and Mexico.
But we still need to have the other four teams who lost to compete to figure out how many points they're going to earn.
This matters because right now, Team Worldwide is in the lead of this competition by double-digit points.
If they only get two from this, it opens the doors for second, third, and even fourth place to win Supergames 2026.
It's all decided here. It's all decided at PK shootout.
So in this consolation bracket,
I'm not gonna lie, welcome back.
Team USA.
Come on, get loud for him.
And going up against Team USA.
We got the UK.
Now low seat will shoot first, so USA you will be in goal first, Jinxie back in goal,
you guys know how it works, you can't hike themselves up, Connor up first, how you feeling?
I need to get something back.
I'm trying when you guys threw that tee in the hard bath.
I still haven't forgotten.
To hear Matt about the tee in the hard bath.
Yeah.
It was a lot of tea.
It was so much tea.
So much tea.
That's on us.
Yeah, I need to focus.
Sorry.
Okay.
Give it up for Cedag, everybody.
All right.
The honor to shoot.
Get up and see a dog, everybody.
All right.
Honor to shoot.
JXC and NET.
And it's over.
A bad start for Team UK.
Now USA has a chance to take the lead.
JXC, is it you again?
Alright, Jinksy will be first to shoot.
We have Garton goal.
Jinksy lined up.
Jinksy, when you hear the whistle, you're good to go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
There it is!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Tenshi, you're up next.
You have an opportunity to tie it for the UK here.
Tenshi up against Shinshi.
And that's gonna be a little bit tougher for the UK,
but there's still hope.
Still three kickers.
Who's up next for US?
Give it up for Maury, everybody.
Yes, yes!
You feel good?
All right, Mari versus Gart, a chance to go up 2-0.
Whistle.
What a shot, and what a save by Gart.
Gart opens up the door for the UK,
and it's Lydia Violet, who's going to take the shot
to maybe tie things up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, wait for the whistle.
Wait for the whistle.
Wait for the whistle.
Oh, my God.
Ooh.
And it's saved by Jinxie.
Just to be clear, you guys have to wait for the whistle for your shot.
All right.
Replay of that shot there.
Jinxie, way to get there.
Tried to bite left, readjusted back to the center.
And now we have Yana, who has an opportunity
to go up 2-0 for USA.
Give it up for Yon, everybody.
What a shot!
Wow!
Did you just say, give me my edit?
Go get that edit, bro.
All right, UK, we need some makes.
You've had three people kick.
There are only two people left to kick.
So if you miss this, it's over.
It is a must-make.
And I think they got the right guy for the job.
Give it up for Zoyle.
British for a reason.
Guys, can we get a round of applause for Team UK?
I appreciate them so much for coming over.
It is not an easy flight.
Can they hear it one time?
UK! UK! UK! UK! UK! UK!
I think these guys, they try really hard, and they've been in great moments, but unfortunately, we didn't get the points we needed.
Let's high-guess.
No good clips. No good clips.
Alright, thank you guys very much.
USA, you guys are moving on in our consolation brackets.
You are going to be playing the winner of Team World
Y versus Team Canada.
Can you guys come on up?
Team Canada, Team World Y.
Now, for everyone at home, the reason
we're playing through these consolation brackets
and not doing a tiebreaker is because for Team World Y,
this is massive.
It's the difference between two points if they get last place, which they could get.
Or, 10 points if they get fifth place, which they also could get.
All right, lower seed, we'll get to kick first, Enzo, you're in goal, Canada, where are my
Canadians at?
Come on over to coach.
Are you guys keeping the same order?
I mean, up next. Right, Chad.
All right.
Same order?
All right, guys. Good luck.
Cocote, you're up first to kick.
Give it up for Cocotes, everybody.
Come on.
Let's go!
Ooh!
What a shot by Cocote.
Wide left, worldwide with a chance to take the lead.
And I'll point out a bit of goading by Rey.
During that wind up, Rey, speaking in the ear of Cocotes,
wonder if that impacted the results.
Now we have Enzo with a chance against Agents.
Enzo, who missed the shot to knock his team
into the consolation bracket, can make up for it right here.
Got this, and so...
Right down the middle!
Agent pops off the line, and worldwide is up one.
Alright, and so back in the end, who's come up for Canada?
Sakura!
Give it up for Sakura, everybody!
Canada needs a goal.
What a shot, and what a save.
Did it bite on an initial direction.
Take a look at the replay.
Good curve on it.
It ends a stapled foot.
Got up.
Damn, that shot looks beautiful with the sunset.
Now Selbot with a chance to bring Worldwide up to Selbot.
After you hear the whistle, you're good to kick.
OK.
Easy block for Agent.
Oh, Agent had a save.
Agent keeping Canada in the game.
I believe it is now.
Martin's going up.
Martin is coming to kick.
Martin, this is your first kick.
This is your first kick.
Kicking, first kick ever.
And we're just gonna go we're gonna go crazy. Yeah, I love to hear it give it up for Martin everybody
Good power behind the shot but team Canada scared to angling
Making it easy for endo to stay put and block these shots
Now still a chance for Canada
But this could be really bad if Ray makes this to take worldwide uptune.
Wide right! Ray Chokes! Canada with another loose on life.
Still two shooters left and the team is calling for the captain.
It's gonna be ancient zero zero to get Canada off of zero
Switching shoes right now
Goalkeeper shoes and kicking shoes. I don't know what the difference would be
Canada would love to see it you can tie it up right here
And go!
You need this, Double Zero.
Shit!
And just right, the pressure is now on,
because agents need to save this next shot,
otherwise Team Canada is going to lose.
It all comes down to this shot,
and devil leak is taking the opportunity if you win move on if you
lose bye no bye do your best wait for the whistle wait for agent
Come on ancient bro, you need this, you need to save this.
Selvett said if you lose it's okay, encouraging words,
that kid's gonna maybe a devil on the shoulder.
We'll find out after this kick.
Devil leak, waiting for agent to get situated.
Don't mess up 18.
It feels like the weight is always on your shoulders, I've seen a lot of motivational
speeches on Jinx's string for him. Give me a motivational speech for yourself in this
moment right now.
Well, guys, there's one thing you don't remember. It's that belief in yourself will overpower
anything because you've created your own reality. So you sit there, you believe in it, bro.
It's going top left corner. I'm calling it.
You're calling top left corner.
Top left.
But maybe he can hear you.
Does that matter?
It's international. We should be fine. All right. All right, y'all, Dante's with a nation on his shoulder
If he makes it, he's alive. If he misses, it's over
It sometimes is creatures in the world
That was bad.
Now Canada, don't go anywhere.
With that shot, man, what a speech. I really was expecting a lot to happen.
I don't know what the hell that was.
Unlucky, bro.
Happens.
With that, we have Canada, who is now going up against the UK.
Why are we doing all these matches? Because we've got to figure out who gets seventh or eighth.
these things matter. All right, these things matter. We're also going to be doing a fifth,
sixth place match between Worldwide and Team USA right after.
All right, let's get this rolling, y'all. Come on, guys. We got a few more matches to go.
Lowest seed will kick first. Canada, you're in net.
Okay, you're up to kick you are first to kick. Let's go.
Yeah, you don't want to hear chirping.
There are a lot of chirp. There are a lot of chirp calling. They're allowed to chirp.
What can you do? I'm gonna be screaming. You're gonna scream when they shoot.
You can do that.
Maybe get hurt from the sand down here
All right, caught her to shoot UK versus Canada seventh eighth place match
Pop beans
Brexit calls from Martin, maybe a low blow there, Martin.
Yeah, I'm the big bro.
But U.K. takes the lead.
Cocotes, whatever you're ready, when you hear the whistle, it's your kick.
When you hear the whistle.
Chance is tied up for Canada.
You gotta make it.
Whoa!
What a shot!
Oh my God, that might be the best shot of the night.
And it's in our seventh eighth place match.
Where was that at round one, bro?
All right.
Tenshi, back up for the U.K.,
chance to take the lead again.
Tied 1-1.
That's your first goal, bro.
Agent with the save.
Now, we're going to have to wait.
the same. Now Canada with a chance.
Sakura, you got a chance to take a lead. Good luck.
Great save by Gart. And we are now tied 1-1. Lydia Violet off to keep for the UK.
Okay, Lydia wait for the whistle.
Wait for the whistle.
Wow!
Adrian gets low.
He didn't even look ready for the kick.
But he reacted in time.
Let's see if he can look at the replay.
He wasn't even set.
Get set, blocks the ball.
And now has an opportunity to take the lead for Canada.
Captain doing captain things.
You got this agent.
An amazing power by agent.
We always knew he had that in him.
It just needed to be on net.
Ounces off the leg of Garth.
Canada up to one.
It's coming home.
Soil, now's the chance to tie it up for you, Kay.
And that is over the net.
Team Canada holds the lead and we have Martin with an opportunity to seal it for Canada.
I believe hold up Lydia Violet and Gart still haven't shot yet, correct?
Lydia Violet hasn't shot and Gart hasn't shot.
So they have a chance to tie it up, but they need to make every shot.
Wait, no, I am wrong.
Lydia Violet did shoot.
It's over, Canada wins!
My bad.
That is good for four points, two points for Team UK.
And now, Selbett!
You know what?
Get off the casters, Desk! Bro, you're up!
Selbett!
What's next?
It's time to kick!
We got worldwide versus USA happening right now.
Two points on the line. Six for sixth place, eight for fifth place.
Does he feel weird?
This is huge because this is a nine point difference in the sandings.
This might secure the international team first place.
Can I get a look at the scoreboard real quick?
Let me do a bit of math.
Let me do the math. I'm curious.
What's on the line this game?
Can I see the scoreboard?
Are we in it?
So they, no, no, sorry, the scoreboard for the whole competition.
Come on, USA International.
Come on, stick with me.
All right.
So it's 16 points for first.
They held you with that big.
The question is how far behind the second place
from Team Worldwide. They've performed so well this entire competition.
I'm not happy to be here, guys.
Just need to score more to the whole competition.
Okay, that includes Canada's placement.
So, guys, mathematically, Team Worldwide has already locked first place.
Now we are playing for a question of second and third place.
This match here is for some pride.
Makes sense, they performed so well in every competition.
Ditch.
Ditch.
All right, USA versus Worldwide.
You got top four, bro, fuck you.
Wow, Jinxie with the rocket.
You never been late there, sorry, bottom right bins.
Good job, jump, jump.
Rush should have been at my back.
That is one O for Team USA.
Jinx he nails the bottom right.
Yo, what's happening right now?
Hell, Rod, bro.
Yo, Ludwig, the Rod, bro.
He's a lefty, I gotta back up.
Wait, Ludwig, fix your Rod, dude.
I know he's going to be watching that clip a lot later because I'm sure if Chad's going
to be sending it to him.
International ties in a one-one.
Joe Bart, up to kick.
Oh, shit.
Come on, Joe!
Oh, hey!
It's all fun and games, friends, but he
hasn't been great in goal today.
Let's one go by Joe Bart, great kick by Joe.
Top left takes the lead for USA.
It is now right up to kick.
Raise the stutter step, crocs on.
Croc falls off his foot.
He kicks the croc in the neck.
He's mad.
Great save by JX.
USA is now up one.
Worldwide winning the battle of ORA.
USA winning the battle of PKs.
Mari coming up to kick with a chance
to extend the lead to two.
All right.
Don't block it.
Block it.
Block it.
That'll do.
Crazy.
Wow.
What a great kick.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Maury with a wide left kick.
Grace is the bottom of the foot.
It makes the sole.
Bad placement.
Maury.
Maury.
USA still have one.
Double with a chance to tie it up.
JC centers slightly to the left.
It gets there in time. What a save by Jinxie.
I mean, else.
He's out.
Who'd say still up one?
Your honor, he's up.
I know I'm gonna see this in the edit later.
Edit from after.
He is.
When Yonah's up to kick, break his follows.
Wow.
USA up 3-1!
You guys need to make this or you lose.
Devilik if you miss this, USA wins.
All the pressure.
And oh, one strong Jakesy!
USA wins! Secures big place!
Who's in the first?
Alright, here I come.
Who's shooting first?
Take a look.
Are we shooting the order?
Yeah.
Shooting first.
I love that.
You guys are shooting first.
Alright, King, good luck, huh?
Come on, the team!
Well done.
I feel good.
We can get on the hatch.
The cameras can get chill.
Mr. Keen, come on up. Give it up for Mr. Keen, everybody.
Bam! Bottom left! What a shot!
Look at Arke, baby seal on the floor, laid out.
1-0, alumni up, Arke misses the goal but has a chance to tie it up with his legs.
Arke to kick, chasing the wiener net.
And we have ourselves a game.
1-1, Jason Nguyen, now up.
Jason hasn't had the greatest streamer game performance, but he can flip it all around.
right now.
Wow!
Jason the Wean!
Top right bins!
What a shot!
Mark we never had a chance!
Jason the Wean getting
the gloves back on.
Now it's a hop back in there.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Danny Banz with a chance to tie it up for Mexico.
With a player like Danny Banz, you know you have to do more than just stand still.
He has the option to hit it down the middle.
You might think, Jason, why are you jumping offline?
He says, he fucking pants.
2-2.
So far, no misses.
Wardrobe waving the alumni flag.
Wait for the whistle, Wardrobe.
Wait for the whistle.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
This is light work boo, words echoing across the stadium.
So far, not a single player has missed.
And now, Wardrobe's peer, NG, has a chance
to tie it up for Mexico.
A great kick.
What a bit too far right.
Ricochet's off the post.
And alumni take the lead.
Arke was an opportunity to make a save here.
He's going to need to save this.
Otherwise, it is GG for Mexico's chances of winning.
Whistle.
Great take by Arkees.
Kiera could not get it done.
All right.
We have a chance to tie it up.
Two shots left for Mexico.
And tied up right now.
Leave it to you.
And it sails over, but it's not over yet.
It's not over yet.
Fumi Bean can win it for the alumni if she makes this.
If not, Wendy has an opportunity to tie it up.
Fumi Bean is up to kick.
And it sails over!
Here's the situation.
It is two to three.
Mexico is down one.
Wendy
stands between Mexico's chances of making it to the finals
or falling to our third place match.
Give it up for Wendy, everybody.
They're going to the finals.
He will see the alumni in the finals.
Now, don't worry, Team Mexico, we will see the alumni in the finals.
Now, don't worry, Team Mexico, we will see them again
in our third place match.
Let's get our next match going.
We got Team France, everybody!
They're gonna be going up against Team All-Stars.
I need stimulation in my brain.
Woo! Win the finals!
I win the finals bro.
Do you win everything?
I don't know.
Honestly, this is the real finals bro.
Fuck everything else.
This is the real finals.
Here, we need France to win.
Whistle, you can shoot.
the first shot from France continuing the dominant performance she put up in the
quarterfinals now Maya Higa has an opportunity to take the lead for the
All-Stars. Is the Sun screen out? You're still crying. How long have you been crying? There's
so much Sun screen in there. She's doing it blind. Let's see if it matters.
Maya Higa. Where he All-Stars on the back.
Mali-Annie Gold. It was a tough go for Mali-Annie to quarter-finals.
I see she's made an adaptation.
Bia with the win.
She has to be clear.
You have to wait for the whistle.
The eyes don't work, but that doesn't mean the ears don't.
No!
Whistle.
Thank you, Dr. Wynne!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
I'm going to take my money back.
Wasn't enough.
All stars go up one.
It is now up to Joelle.
Joelle, can I just say?
I'm so happy you're here to have a hug.
I'm so happy he's here.
Give it up for Joelle.
He's been so sweet.
Now it's an opportunity to tie for Team France.
Joelle, wait for the whistle.
It's cold, but it's actually really good.
Yeah, it's really good.
Thanos gets it done!
If anyone was going to make Katie be snapped, it was going to be Thanos.
Come on, I'm right.
She read it to Bob Lowe, but didn't get a hand on it.
She just gets there in time.
Now, Ron has a chance to retake the lead one more time.
You are stable-fucking Ronaldo.
When people go live, they fear the raw notification because they know all the viewers are about to leave
When your team needs a hero they call you the clip
All stars hold the lead.
Magla!
Wait, did I get a pizza instead?
Let's see.
Magla said her first ever kick was today.
And you made it.
Magla, let's go two for two.
Give it up for Magla, everybody.
What a make-up, but Katie B scatters the cross with the same of a lifetime.
Fakes her out, but what a performance.
Look at this, an initial jump left and she ties for it, putting her team before everything
She's not just a keeper, she's Katie B. And now she's up to take the lead by Chimney.
All right, let me pay the picture for you.
Because Katie B's done so well in goal and made that shot, all stars is up 3 to 1.
There's only 2 people left to France.
Which means, Marianne, you have to make this goal.
Really?
You have to.
She's a wall.
She is kind of a wall.
She's like Thanos.
She might be Thanos.
Who knows?
Do it good!
Put your Marianne!
Let's get it done!
Give it up for Marianne, everybody!
If she misses, we all start to win and move on to the finals.
Oh, start to win!
Oh, start to win!
It was a great shot!
But it wasn't enough!
One of the finals will get field up now.
You're in the finals?
Wow, what a performance.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Great job from Ron, KDB, and Maya, getting it done.
Hey.
Now we're going to jump right to our third place match.
It's going to be France versus Mexico.
Let's go, you're back up.
OK.
If you guys want a slam shot, I'm down, by the way.
I'm not going to get to finish my pizza.
Check it out.
Yeah, one of us is about to get hit.
OK, go for it.
OK, go for it.
OK, go for it.
OK, go for it.
Go for it.
OK, go for it.
OK, go for it.
I'm going to do it myself.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
You got this, Speed.
I got it.
Oh, they see a trap, this is our third place.
We'll get one by the cross, bro.
Oh, they said.
What is your delivery, Joe?
I know!
Two threw up to kick.
Arky in the net.
What does my machine pads on?
And it's over!
Super doesn't get over the ball enough.
It's sales doesn't even touch the crossbar.
You can see when you're lean back like that, the ball flies higher to get over the ball.
I would know because I also hit it over.
Got it, got it, got it.
What do you eat it?
Is that an In-N-Out burger?
Double double.
Dude, that looks so good!
Can I?
Oh my God!
That is so good!
No?
That's a good burger.
In and out.
Wait, wait, wait!
Danny, you're kicking with the burger in your mouth?
Danny Banz, everybody!
If the question was in and out, the answer's in.
Danny Banz puts his team up one.
All right.
Joelle.
You crushed your last son.
Let's see if he can tie it up here.
Archie with the strategy, starting on the right.
He ain't go for it, babe.
Sherewell might have to readjust.
Oh my God, it works!
Archie in the head of the competition.
My bad, also.
Starts to, he's left, shuffles over.
Maybe gets in Sherewell's head
and now gives Canada an opportunity to go up two.
And he's putting that opportunity in his own hands, Arke, how we feel it?
You ready for this moment?
All right, Arke, good luck.
Off net, wide left.
Mexico still in first, but it gives France an opportunity.
And sometimes it's all you need in P-case.
An opportunity to win.
Magla's going to be the one to take it.
Magla, two for two.
One for two.
Let's go, two for three.
Magla has a chance of time for France.
Time to win. I'm locked in.
Oh!
Good air, good power, wide, right.
Comes down to your plant foot.
If your plant foot is too far angled to the right,
you can see it right here.
The ball is going to fly to the right.
Probably needed to open up that hip a little bit.
I was on bench for four years in high school.
All right.
Wendy, how you feeling?
Third time's a charm.
I love it.
I love it. Give it up for Wendy, everybody.
With a chance to put Mexico up 2-0.
It is same but now the end!
Oh my God, winnable.
It is winnable for France.
It is absolutely winnable.
Got it on goal, which is good.
But did not get it in goal.
Who's up for France is the goalkeeper herself, Marianne, you're up.
You're up.
Confidence.
Confidence.
Let's go, Marianne.
Wow.
What a shot.
Archie laid out.
It just goes into the goal.
Wow! What a shot! Arcee laid out! It just goes into the post!
Oh my God, it was almost perfectly placed. Oh yeah.
All right, Benji, here's the deal.
Ketchup, you're the only one who hasn't kicked.
Ketchup's the only one who hasn't kicked.
So Benji, if you make this, you win it for Team Mexico.
Benji, Benji, Benji!
An opportunity for Team Mexico to win right here.
My roommate.
Oh!
Woo!
Team Mexico wins!
Third place, France, fourth place.
They finish with 12 points for their squad,
and an opportunity, we will see, for a top three finish.
Those friends
Let me hear it for the All Stars!
It's like Argentina versus everyone.
You just cheer for anyone else.
All right, all starts with a chance to win alumni who will be first to kick
That's your ball
Yeah, we can place it down
ADB has been a wall
by Mr. Keem.
Top left. Look at that ball.
Sailed to the top of the net.
Great shot by Mr. Keem.
Keem's been a wall. That's a great shot.
Maya, we're better with the eyes.
All right, Maya, I'm gonna leave it to you.
Give it up for Maya, everybody.
A chance to tie it up for her team.
Now you might notice a lot of chatter coming from the alumni.
His name's Wardrobe.
He likes to say watch your shoe.
But it doesn't work there, Wardrobe.
Sometimes.
Jason!
You got this?
No noise.
Alright, Jason, the week.
Was it the booze in the crowd?
The booze of Cutie Cinderella?
Or the ghosts in his mind?
Now Jason has a chance to make it up for his team, but he's going to have to do it in net.
Jason getting the gloves on.
Ron, you got to do it.
Stay with Ronaldo with a chance to bring the All-Stars up by one.
Back!
Bottom!
Right!
It's the side head!
Two!
One!
A shot by Ron.
Bottom right! It's the side-head!
Two!
One, a shot by Ron.
And a fake out.
It's Jason who jumped the wrong way.
Alumni are now up... excuse me.
All stars are now up one.
Wardrobe.
It's you? Wardrobe.
You got this.
Give it up for Wardrobe, everybody!
RUN A SHOT!
Matching the skill of Ron Shuppet on the opposite side.
Look at that!
Impossible for Katie B to get to. She goes for a slide.
It's not enough.
And now we got Katie B with a chance to take the lead again for the All Stars.
And it's blocked!
Jason! The wing!
Get slow!
Ties it up for the alumni.
Alright.
Here's the deal.
Three people have shot for each team.
Two goals were made for each team.
There are only two kickers left.
It's tied up right now.
Foomi, where you at?
You're kicking?
You have a chance to take the lead for your team.
What's going through your head?
This for Dean Sinat.
This for Dean Sinat?
This for Dean Sinat.
This for Dean Sinat.
This for Dean Sinat.
This for Dean Sinat.
Let's see it.
Boobybee.
And it's saved by Katie.
And you two team of her and that.
And now a chance has emerged.
She clutched twice for her team, and Simon says,
and now she has a chance to clutch one more time
in the penalty shootout.
One shoot, one suck, one chance at a goal.
Cutie, when you hear the whistle, you're good to kick.
And it sails over the net.
It is not over for either team.
The All Stars have one kicker left.
The Alumni have one kicker left.
Kiera, please.
This is redemption.
This is the last chance to give your team the lead
before a nice wig comes up.
Wig is good.
Wig is good.
I can be better.
You can be better.
Yes.
So what are you going to do?
Be better.
I like it.
Give it up for Kiera, everybody.
The chance to take the lead for the alumni.
Katie Vawson!
DeArrow cannot get in touch against the wall herself.
I'm here in Katie's chance, but Katie's not the one who has the opportunity to clutch
this for the All-Stars.
It's up to Nice Whip.
Now, Wig, I've noticed your bottom of the order.
Why is that?
I kicked the soccer ball three times in my life.
You've kicked the soccer ball three times in your life.
So let's make number four special.
Give it up for Nicewig, everybody.
And Jason, Jason!
A clutch saved by Jason the Weed keeps the game alive.
Guys, we are going to sudden death.
We're going back to the top of the order.
Mr. Keen is back up to kick.
KDB is back in net.
Keen,
weighs me off.
Feeling the pressure of the moment.
Can you get it done?
Keeps it!
All right, back to the top of the order for the All-Stars.
A chance to tie it up.
Guys, give it up for Maya Higa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maya, you've done crazier shit than this.
I've done a lot, yeah.
This is light work.
This is light work.
This has got to be way easier than taking care of wolves.
Yeah, this would be forever.
Hat backwards.
Guys, can the All Stars get it done?
Let them hear it!
With a tie!
And it's out!
Another night win!
All stars!
Second place!
Whoa!
Hey, I'm going to relax.
Thank you, guys.
All right, guys.
Quick replay.
It's a great shot by Maya.
The chest hits the top right.
A little too high.
Bounces down and out.
And the alumni secure first.
But that, to be clear, is just first place in PK Shootout.
I'm sure we're all curious where the standings are for all of our team.
I want to get shot.
I want to get shot.
I want to get shot.
We want back!
Give me that shot!
Give me that shot!
That's what the fuck we do.
We clean up shot, nigga.
We did it!
Hey, this is the real finals!
This is the real finals!
Bro, this shit don't matter!
This was the real finals!
This was the real finals!
This was the real finals!
Real finals!
Real one!
Come on!
That was the real finals! Fuck you!
Just a real final!
Fuck the goal!
We won the whole shit, that's all that matters.
Oh my god, when I missed that shit, it got my heart dropped.
Woo!
Good shit, kid!
We fucking did it, bro.
Oh my god, bless me.
We fucking did it, bro.
Hey, you know something?
Wait a minute, Sharper.
We did it, guys.
That same old nice way wasn't the same.
I was thinking a lot, Gigi.
I thought he was going to kick it right over.
That's a good ass aim.
Hey, team, good fucking kids.
We're winning the game, bro.
The spirit of Song-Hun-Min that she just took me over.
Oh my god, bro.
We did it, man.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, bro.
Song Hong Kim, bro.
He did it, bro.
Hey, that was a real finals, bro.
When's our trophy?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, they don't got a pen trophy?
That's the real finals, bro.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
We don't get a pen trophy.
We don't get a pen trophy?
Yeah.
We're gonna do it again a pen that leaves like a participation trophy
Oh my god, that's something you can't stop.
This is the worst.
Give it up for Vino!
Wait, wait, we don't get a pin, bro.
Oh, shit. Listen.
We fucking did that.
Wait, we did it, bro.
What are we going to fight, guys? We fucking did it.
Oh, I'm just gonna have to stop.
I'm just gonna have to stop.
I'm just gonna have to stop.
Yo, we went from seven to four.
Just from that.
I don't know how, though.
Hey!
That's not a win, that's a loss.
Hey!
Hey, man.
Yo, I'm busting my ass
running to the crowd.
I straight-busting my ass, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh
So I'm close ever to ten
We get and for the alumni for the shootout
I
Take the pin
Bro, I missed the pen
Oh my god, that's better than coming so early today.
I appreciate you.
We didn't win, bro.
Damn, bro.
Lost, bro.
But it doesn't feel like we lost, though, bro.
Bro, it doesn't feel like we lost, though, bro.
You're running the heart of the people, bro.
You want to try to touch something?
Is that by himself, bro?
You know, I'm not going to show my doctor before this lawsuit gets...
That comes in vets like these.
It costs a lot. A million dollars.
We do not do it without people like Red Bull.
It would not be possible.
Also, it would not be possible without AT&T.
Thank you, bro.
Give it up for them for sponsoring 2026 Streamer Games.
I'm good, bro.
Before you mean the entire year of events,
who is taking on this?
What place do y'all get?
Sports.
I got a pin at least.
Can I see the pin?
First chance to win.
All right.
He's gonna throw it.
It's not.
I know.
He had a good save.
Can I get a drum roll?
Proud of you, bro.
Fourth.
We got a seven.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
What's going through?
I think I choked volleyball
Bro if I could go back in time
We fucked up our selections like we just fucked up me and joe should not have done half an hour. That was mad
It feels like a spot, right?
We got like
Because we kind of just like sporadically we're like, oh, yeah, we'll do half an half like the duo
Dude, we got 7th in that? 7th? Simon Says was French.
Yeah, nah, I'm not gonna lie, that shit was fuckin' ass.
Only two game modes I genuinely didn't like was Simon Says and Musical Chairs.
I'm giving them a 1, I'm giving them encouragement.
And then the boys, how's it feelin'?
They got me out.
They got an A, the sun's down, the fans are high.
At least we have fun, bro.
Alright, did you have fun?
Yeah, I had fun. I had a good time.
It was cool meeting people, it was fun.
It's just fun.
Yeah, I'm sure your chat enjoyed it, right?
Yeah, they're enjoying parts of it.
They're more so don't read it.
Don't do it, bro.
It's just...
Let me read the chat, bro.
We did.
Uh, no.
You suck.
Stick to rainbow 16.
Why do you keep buzz cutting your hair, your chops?
How did you let Jason Bob be?
Do something's never changed.
Yeah.
You're fast.
End it up.
Talk to me.
The pathetic display of you.
Someone tied you.
Waste of sperm like five times.
The world's biggest lark, bro.
Never do a sports event.
Bro, this is fucked up.
I'm not gonna lie.
Because at the end of the day, bro,
we both lost.
But we had fun, bro.
We met a lot of cool people.
I lost you.
And, and, you know, this just sets us up for the future.
You know, now there's a story there.
Junko lost so bad, Junko was on a super team, and lost so fucking bad, but next year.
It's like the Simon and Charity match.
Remember? Your first Simon and Charity match, you fucking were rolling on the ground.
Second one?
Y'all don't lose your food, everybody!
Oh, Junko. Hey, listen to the haters, bro.
You're right, bro. You know what? It's all about redemption.
It's all about redemption.
Oh my god, did you just throw that at them?
I already played that game, ass wipe.
You should play it.
Now you have ADHD down to it.
Oh, cool here, bro.
I didn't see the confidence.
I'm gonna play Resident Evil.
You're much better at playing it.
Bro, didn't you just start Resident Evil?
I did.
Why'd you stop?
I didn't stop, I just did it.
Oh, I actually saw it.
You posted nine clips of you saying that looks like Resident Evil anything.
Like whatever was in front of you.
Um, um, it's a good game, bro. I love the game. It's a good game.
So you get to go home now.
Stop calling. Jinxia, ask what. I got your channel to play.
That's good.
What was the largest larp straight out of larping springs?
No one typed that.
That's a real chat.
The only method typed that shit.
Why are you even my chat, bro?
It's just swarms.
A poop of Twitch?
Bro, y'all need to stop.
somebody said I was the piss stain of the streamer games and then I said I was like oh
Katie be MVP for sure and then someone said I was LVP these five
there I just think like none of these events I really fit into besides like
I didn't hit him at any of these events, what are you talking about?
Bro, I played now besides like Cope.
Because penalties, you're not knocked out.
I'm not even kidding. Call me a Coper. We were the best penalty team.
We were the best penalty team.
But Mexico was like, where's my pin, bro?
Mexico was like, what the fuck did my eye open against us?
Yeah, I'm coping, yep.
One more time, do the Perlund!
I thought that was such a cute.
That's what I'm saying to you, you're a f***ing f***.
Sperm head of streamer games.
Guys!
Did you see your mistake?
Okay, not just getting f***ing personal, bro.
I was a mistake.
That's just weird as f***.
Cope's a herb.
That doesn't even make sense.
Alright.
Yo, so y'all got fourth?
Not bad.
You guys were like middle of the pack.
We were literally last and
You guys were last on day one
No, UK was last. We were last we were seventh place
Before pets then we jumped up three
Chad they should do Germany next year and have own a
There's only a bro. He hasn't streamed in like over a month. Why I don't know
I don't know
Pre-company. What does that mean?
Have you ever pre-come before?
I have.
That would be like somebody pre-coming and then nine months later have a baby.
That means you're like rare, you know?
You're a rare baby.
Bro, it's like you can't hype me up.
Dude, we got seventh, bro.
I'm a rare baby.
I wasn't pre-combed.
What position do you think you're made in?
Dude, I don't want to think about that, bro.
I got seventh bro. What do you think Monday?
All right, I'm ending my stream.
What am I gonna do bro streaming the hotel best go desktop, bro. Yeah, I don't have it that I'm off
I gotta do my outro bro, but the jinxers bro. That's not what I call them. It's jitties disciples
Y'all about it. Hey Jason. Hey, thanks for checking out bro. Appreciate that. You did good at keeper. Thank you
Remember bro at the end of the day, they got it
The jitties disciples bro should I change my shit
Oh shit I asked him for a raid bro
Let me know if you a- hey, time to catch a raid.
Not gonna lie about the end too, man
I don't know where my pin went bro, did he take my shoe?
That's it.
Fuck, I'm a pinhead bro.
Tch!
Bro.
It actually hurts a lot.
What should I tweet?
You gotta add like you won the whole thing.
Take a picture of me.
In one.
In one.
I
Love you, Mike
No, I can't Carson bro. Oh, I gotta get hired
I
Know a lot you were looking at the camera, but I think in the earlier ones you
Lula I got fucked in this position you really do
I
Like why the fuck am I laying down bro, I mean yeah, I'm off like a Thanos toy
Yep
What my cheaper gloves little key
Let's grab a little bit all the fat
My chest is my peak brother
hold it to the side it's hard now try hold it to the side yet just like that
all right I guess I'm doing the man of course
Bro, is this in your shirt?
Oh, thanks, bro.
It's good work.
I could just say thank you for fucking 5,000.
Stable raid.
I got you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Hey.
No, it ain't my money, bro.
Hey.
Hey, how can we win when when I'm not here? I want to support you when you win
But now I have to watch the sideline
Bro, I got my high school guy right here. I mean, I saw that I was I like that you should do your shoes
Well, I like that I bet I'm a small fucking baby with her next. Are you dead ass?
Yeah, I'm a good. Let's get bro. I'm trying to find you know
You know, just might work with some companies
Dancing around with different shoes like I thought so I mean would you
Yeah, exactly. Relance, 100%.
I know fans, but like, shit, you already know.
I told you, it's like working both of our shimmers.
It's really hard.
Yeah, you feel good?
I feel like you're doing good, man.
I'm doing great.
Hey, Greg, how are you?
I can tell you.
You got a little smile on your face.
I see you and YBG be having some moments and shit.
Why are you smiling and shit?
I see you smile about the camera.
It sounds good.
It's fine.
I love you, man.
I love bro. I mean, I am. I am.
We want to catch up. We want to hang out. Yeah.
Are you gonna always do that, man? Of course.
Alright, well, have an amazing night, John.
We're gonna run this thing. Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Cool. Thanks, bro.
Good job today. Thank you, man.
Can you explain your future job?
Alright, what's the caption, bro?
Tell me what would be captioned.
You gotta be like, completely celebrating yourself,
like you won a championship.
We wasn't last one the final MVP
The chat about to get digged down MVP
The people's champion won the real final
one the way let's see a mile to my resident evil win the great wall of
Vietnam oh my that's the one bro the great wall of Vietnam hashtag the
people's champion.
Soccer ball emoji.
Hashtag the people's champion.
That's a great hashtag, bro.
Put a little bit of it in the off-light.
Oh, big tweet.
Alright, Chad, go light my tweet.
I love y'all man shout out to Ludwig for inviting me to scrimmer games this shit has been a blast
I shout out to everybody that contributed to scrimmer games and shout out to YBG for caramaning in the fucking
crazy heat man
This has been amazing bro. This has been so fun. I love y'all so much
This has been amazing that wow I'd say that was a great fucking redemption great redemption, you know, I started off
I'm a tough, balancing first day, volleyball, some bullshit, but guess what, it's good bruh.
I'm really glad we met bruh.
Hey, me too bruh, but how come?
I hope we see our trust, get your trust, have some day.
Of course bruh.
I'm gonna come to Paris.
I'm gonna come to Paris.
I'm gonna come to US.
I'm gonna come to Paris bruh.
What's your answer here?
When you come?
I come on the 7th.
I come on the 8th.
Okay.
Thanks me, you can hang out.
My name is...
Right there.
And bro, I really love your energy.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
See you, bro.
Hey, see you.
See you, bro.
Hey, bro.
I'm in the slash rage center.
She doing a synathon.
Again, bro.
Start off weak as fuck.
End it off strong as fuck.
Hey, Simon and Charity Match, bro.
Give me the fucking goalie, man.
I got another bullshit. Give me in the goalie. Give me the goalie, man.
I'm low key, bro. I put my body in the line, bro. My whole body hurts, man.
I love you out of death, though. Um, I'll probably be off or
I'll probably be off until Paris chat. Uh, get a little, little,
little vacation, Bob. Um, you know what I'm saying?
I like K by K, man. I appreciate everybody showing love support, bro.
Making the best out of bad situations, this has been the whole week.
But I love y'all, bro. I will be back, man.
You know, you gotta cherish beautiful moments, man.
Gotta cherish amazing moments.
You also can't burn yourself out, man.
So, uh...
Yeah. I love y'all, man.
Peace!
Man down!