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jasontheween

🔴1 DEATH = BLINKER🔴GAMING🔴EPICNESS🔴JOIN NOW🔴LIVE EVERYDAY🔴

08-19-2026 · 6h 38m

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[00:03:00] Hey, I don't have a penny, bro. I don't have a penny to spare. Don't have any. Don't have
[00:03:11] anything. Yep, yep, yep. Penny this, penny that. Hard eyes in the chat, bro. Chill. Yes,
[00:03:20] bro. Yes. Yes, bro. Chill. I know I dressed up a little bit today. We had a core shoot.
[00:03:28] You know, your boy had to pop out, look good.
[00:03:32] Came out with a little, the Ralph Polo, you know.
[00:03:36] Should I go two buttons up, or one button up?
[00:03:40] Or should I go slutty on him?
[00:03:42] And go no buttons.
[00:03:48] Fat pimple in your chin?
[00:03:49] It's literally tiny, but okay.
[00:03:52] One.
[00:03:52] take everything off okay chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
[00:04:02] hey well y'all see the title though chat today we are gaming we're fucking back man we are
[00:04:14] back. Back why we never left bro. Yes, yes, yes. And when I say gamey, I don't mean basketball
[00:04:23] games, okay? I mean video games, okay? I don't, I don't, I don't mean, I don't mean, I don't
[00:04:30] mean this. I mean this. All right. Y'all see what I'm holding in my hand, okay? Y'all
[00:04:37] see it, bro. This right here, if you don't know what it is, bro, never. It's a good
[00:04:43] thing that you don't know what this is okay this right here this is uh I don't
[00:04:48] even know what this is chat what is this called is this a wax is this like a wax
[00:04:52] pen or a pen this is a pen or a vape or what is this practice hit no no this is
[00:05:01] not a practice hit W710 labs yeah I was recommended to get 710 labs bro I
[00:05:08] Don't know a vibrator. No, I'm not Guapo, bro devils pen
[00:05:13] Dude the weed the weed heads in the chat know what this is. That's crazy
[00:05:19] Blow some O's. I don't think I hope this is not a vape, bro. I don't I don't want to be a vapist
[00:05:27] Okay, this right here is a weed pen. Well today we're hopping on valorant
[00:05:33] And every time I die I know since blinker, but I'm gonna be honest, bro
[00:05:38] I took one blinker
[00:05:41] Like two nights ago when silky made the weed brownies because I was ballishing off stream and
[00:05:47] I was fried out my mom. So maybe like one death equals
[00:05:53] Like a puff or some shit. I don't know. I don't know. What do we think? What do we think?
[00:05:59] Every time you guys crazy
[00:06:02] One hit and I can't enshrine until I get three wins. Yes, three wins of ranked
[00:06:12] All right
[00:06:14] Three wins three
[00:06:19] Now I can do I can you know ask for like who's in my lobby I can get anywhere in my lobby, bro
[00:06:25] Bro, I could go an e-pal get against someone on e-pal
[00:06:28] Get the homies get some valor pros. You know what I'm saying? Like we can be good. We can be good, bro
[00:06:35] Or we can get the bros like whatever gay, but I'll probably start off by myself
[00:06:41] for sure
[00:06:47] No pros
[00:06:48] Bro, come on. All right, I'm 50 games in dude. I'm gonna get a fucking pro. I'm getting a lobby full of pros
[00:06:56] Let's fucked up. Let's fucked up to not be able to use it bro, bro
[00:07:02] Come on, bro. No pros until 10 games dog. Do you know me 10 games, man?
[00:07:08] Not even a 10 hour today, bro
[00:07:11] Look at this. Anyways, bro. Let's start with our intro
[00:07:16] Macho and silky. Yo moose is a tie game. We need you to do something anything moose
[00:07:26] Go moose! Go moose! Go moose! Go! Check that butt! Hey! Moose! Moose! Moose! Moose!
[00:07:38] Moose! Moose! Moose! Wow! This is exactly what he was doing.
[00:07:52] Moose! Moose!
[00:07:57] Hey!
[00:08:01] Duh, yeah, nah, I mean...
[00:08:07] Gently though, that's exactly what Moose did on the basketball court last night.
[00:08:12] When we played Suki's team in the final, he dead-ass didn't do shit!
[00:08:17] No way, no way, you hit another one, I'll take a dick.
[00:08:22] Suck that dick for me.
[00:08:27] Suck my cop bro.
[00:08:30] Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
[00:08:33] Hey yo!
[00:08:36] I need some head from Sauce Kill ASAP.
[00:08:40] SLG, I'm live.
[00:08:42] SLG, I'm not alone watching this shit back, what a bull.
[00:08:46] This was a good game send me live game SOG, but I'm out on this nigga this niggas, but I'm out on this niggas
[00:08:54] I don't know why you picked this nigga. This nigga didn't do anything facts
[00:08:58] He went to set it clean game this niggas like a
[00:09:01] Detailed dream on green like the nigga was not playing on these no type of defense nigga
[00:09:05] No defense no rebounds. No points. No assists. What do you do?
[00:09:10] He would just pass in the ball and set it free. So no buckets nigga. This nigga is a boy
[00:09:15] I don't know who this white nigga is talking shit the whole game nigga. You are ass
[00:09:19] So I don't I'm alone. I feel like this is the reason y'all lost game back like this nigga is ass
[00:09:24] This nigga dirt. He was really shaking butt. He was just shaking butt
[00:09:29] cringe male
[00:09:31] I
[00:09:41] Just kidding congratulations to William still surprising him because he recently reached 180 million views on YouTube and I'm
[00:09:48] I didn't get it. I get an email for
[00:09:51] Go for go for a bro. Yeah, but good good for William's brother. Never let me something like that again
[00:09:57] Air Moosh, yep Moosh just some butt bro, I'm down to click on some more, any more mail chat, wrong way too funny.
[00:10:11] No one was expect bro, I don't understand bro, like this is how, look at the space, the disrespect bro.
[00:10:20] Bro, how do you let me shoot this much after I shoot 60% from the three last game against
[00:10:28] Max?
[00:10:29] Bro, people disrespecting me, bro.
[00:10:30] I mean, you suck?
[00:10:32] Nah, bro, nah, dawg.
[00:10:34] I'm telling y'all, when I lock in and I'm not solely on the core and when all I see
[00:10:40] is the win, anything can happen, bro.
[00:10:44] As in...
[00:10:45] They looking for the shoot-up!
[00:10:47] BANG!
[00:10:49] We won!
[00:10:51] We won!
[00:10:53] Well, we'll let me team Jason.
[00:10:55] BANG!
[00:10:57] BANG!
[00:10:59] BANG!
[00:11:01] Drunk ref?
[00:11:03] Lazy B fry me?
[00:11:05] I mean, bro, yeah.
[00:11:07] A lot of fouls weren't called.
[00:11:09] I mean, look, bro, that's not...
[00:11:11] There's no ball!
[00:11:13] But it doesn't matter, bro.
[00:11:15] I mean it was expected like I don't even care like I said okay yo foul not a foul
[00:11:20] Okay, let's check out. I'm not gonna sit there and cry like silky
[00:11:23] Look at the vert on that jumper dog. I don't think I've ever what the fuck I jumped this high when I sue
[00:11:30] What the hell?
[00:11:33] That's clean block bro
[00:11:38] Bro must have been mad stressful for him to
[00:11:41] um ref though and be honest everybody yelling at you and shit
[00:11:55] I got the rebound up yo I got the rebound go
[00:12:03] Dude you came it bro. I got the rebound. This is a crazy miss
[00:12:11] Bro, it's cuz my guide hand my fucking guide man. Look at my guy hand
[00:12:17] Look at my guy hand dude. That's your trash
[00:12:25] No
[00:12:28] No
[00:12:30] This is not relevant mail to me WKC 1.1 though. This is a sick humbrough
[00:12:38] Where did he actually spot it?
[00:13:00] I turn my back and it is not safe.
[00:13:11] Oh my God, bro.
[00:13:12] Male?
[00:13:15] Anyway, I knew the fucking stream was gonna be funny
[00:13:18] because T-Bags is hilarious to me.
[00:13:20] Pudgy funny, I'm funny, and Jason just fucking hates me.
[00:13:28] But one of the things, right,
[00:13:29] When we got done with the 20 piece chicken.
[00:13:32] What does that mean though?
[00:13:34] I'm like, I'm done.
[00:13:37] We was going to quit when we got
[00:13:38] to the 12th fucking restaurant.
[00:13:41] What does that mean?
[00:13:42] At the 12th restaurant, I said,
[00:13:43] bro, I'm done.
[00:13:44] And this nigga Jason was like,
[00:13:46] no, but we gotta keep doing it.
[00:13:47] We gotta keep going.
[00:13:48] This nigga was determined to beat that bitch.
[00:13:51] And that shit taught me a lot.
[00:13:53] Like this nigga is-
[00:13:55] Bro, Dub actually gets beat at home.
[00:13:57] Or like you look at the black eye
[00:13:58] he has under his left eye.
[00:14:00] Like this is scary, man.
[00:14:01] And he's so public about it like bro,
[00:14:03] do I need to send him help?
[00:14:06] A fucking winner, bro.
[00:14:08] I know if it was just me, T-Banks and Pudgy,
[00:14:11] we would have stopped at the fourth restaurant.
[00:14:13] Anyway.
[00:14:15] Stop fake laughing, bro.
[00:14:16] Can y'all stop saying that I was fake laughing?
[00:14:18] And can the TikTok stop saying I was fake laughing too,
[00:14:21] bro?
[00:14:21] Like I was not fake laughing.
[00:14:23] I was literally in tears laughing.
[00:14:26] I was not fake laughing!
[00:14:44] What is this fucking video, bro?
[00:14:48] What is it? What is it?
[00:14:55] so yesterday right I 14 minute brother keep that in the calm bro Wilbur what
[00:15:09] the fuck picture are you using the fuck is this edited photo bro this is
[00:15:20] obviously edited okay never had this much acne my buzzcut was not this bad I
[00:15:26] did not have they put a chop filter on me
[00:15:31] 5 seconds on the clock after yesterday's performance you're down by two who you picking up Jason
[00:16:00] I'm going with Jason Lee, Jason, Max, Silky, or Marlon.
[00:16:05] Me personally, I'm going with Jason Lee.
[00:16:07] Jason.
[00:16:19] Whatever, Brown. Whatever, Brown.
[00:16:22] I'll just keep, I'll keep proving to y'all that quarter four,
[00:16:26] Number four, Jason the Wien is not losing anything, anything on stream of yet to lose.
[00:16:39] Quarter three ways a quarter three right now, August is quarter three second half of the
[00:16:47] year Jason and we
[00:17:04] yeah fucking bum bro this was so he was doing after shrink to he started
[00:17:11] bottom reviewing everything bro this is a bot bro he was just watching me
[00:17:17] give him a belt of ass.
[00:17:19] Fuckin' bot, dude.
[00:17:21] He funny, cause he begs us a lyric.
[00:17:24] See this?
[00:17:27] Good photos, moves, being a bot.
[00:17:29] Core videos soon, holy spoiler.
[00:17:32] Ah, I don't think this really matters.
[00:17:36] Um, yeah bro, we got a back to school video coming on the way, y'all.
[00:17:42] Alright?
[00:17:43] Yes, bruh.
[00:17:44] Who?
[00:17:45] Chat.
[00:17:46] is going back to school this month who me me me me me bro that's crazy dude I
[00:17:57] remember I remember waking up and being like fuck tomorrow's the first day of
[00:18:01] school August 21st for me me me out from all into any any Texas heads in the
[00:18:07] chat it me is September bro August 21st dog that's the worst feeling in the
[00:18:13] fucking world
[00:18:15] 24th for me August you dork
[00:18:18] City 30 doing back to school RP. I mean bro. I got just right behind this fucking camera dog
[00:18:27] My shit already started I'm tell y'all right now, bro. Y'all better study up
[00:18:31] Otherwise y'all are gonna be flipping burgers and fries and bagging fries. So stay locked in in school. Okay
[00:18:37] Be good at school y'all class of 2023
[00:18:43] I want to be you
[00:18:46] Bro, I want to be you five-star Roman 24
[00:18:51] Keep fucking dreaming buddy. It's never happening. I heard you make YBG five figures. I want how much Guapo pays toast
[00:19:04] Did Jason even bro, I did as don't know what I should win
[00:19:07] I did I think moves just robbed my shit. I mean, I don't really care because it's like a plastic dick's trophy
[00:19:14] But like Moose you suck that bad
[00:19:17] To just fucking take it and bring it home to your girlfriend and dolly bow
[00:19:23] Like is he really dead? Is he really that petty for like no cameras just like secretly takes it
[00:19:28] He he genuinely secretly just snuck the trophy home
[00:19:34] like
[00:19:37] How petty can you be as a 40 year old man?
[00:19:42] Swash in the water back.
[00:19:43] This is the most supportive.
[00:19:44] I've seen chat sharing him on dude.
[00:19:47] Dude, thank y'all chat.
[00:19:48] I needed this, bro.
[00:19:49] I felt it.
[00:19:50] I felt that energy and I didn't look at my chat.
[00:19:58] Thank y'all, man.
[00:20:02] They like the same dude in different fonts.
[00:20:05] Yeah, I don't see it, bro. This might be racially motivated
[00:20:15] WR needed this. This is fire Jsinko me over
[00:20:23] Oh my god, oh my god, Kaijuri basketball
[00:20:26] I
[00:20:32] You make this a set how you pick a sex song still
[00:20:45] Well, man, you better step up
[00:20:48] You better fuck you step up, bro
[00:20:56] Karma God his ass
[00:21:04] Dude Sonsie was so skinny right if I was bad laser had no air
[00:21:21] I do not give him a eating disorder stop
[00:21:26] Group mail.
[00:21:33] Bye, good bye.
[00:21:34] Above average.
[00:21:37] Welcome to Above Average, where above average creators come together to do above average things.
[00:21:41] I'm Justin Haun, also known as Justin Haun. Yo, what's up everyone? I'm Dylan Escherette. You can call me Kevin.
[00:21:47] Everyone, my name is Eddeline. You can call me Adele.
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[00:21:50] Hey, what's up everyone? I'm Tenz and or Tyson.
[00:21:53] I would have never thought Tanz would join a content board, bro
[00:21:57] But either or some my friends and I are starting a content group called above average or a a for short
[00:22:03] I make like fun and challenge me. Oops. Hey, thank you, bro
[00:22:07] I'm dancing because I used to be a kpop idol
[00:22:10] But now I'm sharing industry secrets on my tiktok
[00:22:15] Pop idol there. I'm an extra professional gamer for both Counter-Strike and Valorance content critters. That's why I'm above average
[00:22:23] in many things for one I'm above average in size I'm talking about my height by
[00:22:28] the way unfortunately that is not above average I'm also pretty athletic
[00:22:33] editor play some clips
[00:22:37] why are y'all hating bro that ass bro y'all hating on peak y'all hating on
[00:22:42] above average let people live let people have fun let people make money doing
[00:22:47] for their job bro you know what I'm saying Jack come on bro come on bro
[00:22:53] about it um I'm pretty average in everything else I don't know why they picked me for this group
[00:22:59] I was a professional in part player 41 but right now I'm a content character 41
[00:23:03] so I'm a streamer from Indonesia and I create some YouTube videos too sometimes
[00:23:08] please look forward to everything that we're going to be doing here on above average
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[00:23:15] Hope you guys like my videos. Please, check it out.
[00:23:17] At least look forward to our first video. Don't forget to subscribe to the channel too. Bye!
[00:23:23] Hey, bro.
[00:23:24] Hey, you know what? Not even mad at this at all, bro!
[00:23:28] Yeah, everything I love this season will fail. Bro!
[00:23:32] Follows me!
[00:23:33] Doug!
[00:23:35] What the fuck, bro?
[00:23:38] Stable, stable calm, bro.
[00:23:40] Bro!
[00:23:42] Y'all are weird, Doug.
[00:23:44] Listen bro, let them live man. Let people live, let above average live, bro. At the end of the day, bro.
[00:23:50] Everybody just wants to be in a concert group and making two videos and have fun with their fans, bro.
[00:23:55] This is what concert groups is about, man. Okay? Okay?
[00:24:00] We taking a peek over them? Y'all are deadass weird, bro. Weird as fuck.
[00:24:04] Let me know if y'all want us to squat open valve bro, maybe maybe I'll get it above average
[00:24:15] collab today.
[00:24:18] Let me know if y'all want that man.
[00:24:23] Bro, I saw a Tiktok on raw.moon and there's the grandma in the store dog.
[00:24:31] I woke up and it's the first thing I see. I got two scrolls in. It was a sad edit. Oh my god, genuinely
[00:24:39] genuinely, bro, I
[00:24:41] cried I actually shed tears it was actually so
[00:24:47] It was so sweet, man
[00:24:48] I ain't like it was sweet as fuck bro
[00:24:50] And it's might be the the only good thing raw dog moon has done in his entire life
[00:24:55] I'm just kidding, but seriously though shout out to the rod of moon for doing this nice thing
[00:24:59] I didn't see the fool like
[00:25:05] Yes, of course, which one? Oh
[00:25:09] My god
[00:25:11] That one that is my favorite. I
[00:25:14] You want to back up a more I used to get that all the time as a kid my mom would get it for me
[00:25:19] Oh my gosh. I didn't even know they still have these you want to slice or a full one, man
[00:25:24] It's nice? Okay. You want two or just one? Okay. Here you go. This is actually really nice of course.
[00:25:32] God bless you. You have a good one. Okay. Do you need help with anything or else?
[00:25:37] Are you good?
[00:25:40] Chicken? Like a Roasted Sweet Chicken? Let's go. I can help you. Are you okay?
[00:25:47] What, your arm?
[00:25:51] I'm so sorry.
[00:25:54] My mom has a little arthritis too, I know how it is.
[00:25:59] Yeah.
[00:26:03] I'm sorry, I'm gonna help you, okay?
[00:26:05] I think, you know what's crazy?
[00:26:07] Hurry up and rip the cart.
[00:26:09] Come on, man. Have some empathy, doc.
[00:26:12] I've been, I've lived here for almost two months.
[00:26:15] This is my first time in this store and I think God sent me in this store to help you
[00:26:22] No, it's okay, come here. Can I give you a hug?
[00:26:27] Okay, of course
[00:26:29] It's okay. I'm gonna be here to help you. How about I push this you don't have to worry about pushing you just walk
[00:26:36] Okay, okay, it's okay. I'm gonna be here with you
[00:26:39] You're the last one in your generation still alive?
[00:26:45] Well guess what?
[00:26:46] You got me, even though we're not blood?
[00:26:47] That's probably one of the saddest things that's probably one of the saddest things
[00:26:52] ever.
[00:26:53] Like being the one last person alive in your whole family, that's low key my worst nightmare.
[00:27:05] Now you got another friend, yeah?
[00:27:08] That one? I got it. I'm gonna get a flu, okay?
[00:27:14] Huh? I'm an only child?
[00:27:16] Not that ass though, bro. You know, I gotta hurry up and take some kids or some shit.
[00:27:19] This could literally be...
[00:27:21] Holy shit.
[00:27:23] No, you're not paying me nothing. Absolutely nothing.
[00:27:27] I'm very happy that I'm here to help you.
[00:27:33] Your knee's locking up?
[00:27:38] I don't know what I'm trying to do.
[00:27:43] Can you show me some hold on to me?
[00:27:45] Okay.
[00:27:46] It's okay, we're almost there.
[00:27:47] Okay.
[00:27:54] If someone tried attacking you right now, it killed him.
[00:27:57] I got you, alright?
[00:28:04] If someone tried attacking you right now, it killed him.
[00:28:08] I got you, all right
[00:28:11] Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about.
[00:28:14] My grandfather passed away two years ago and I don't know. I was raised out of a really big heart.
[00:28:22] I love taking care of like, I love just taking care of people, you know?
[00:28:26] So that's why I'm genuinely happy to help you. This is awesome. I'm glad I can help you too.
[00:28:31] I think you're very amazing and we're gonna get through this together, okay?
[00:28:35] That's a nice thing, bro.
[00:28:36] 20 seconds ago
[00:28:38] Yeah, let's get her a
[00:28:41] She only bought one slice that let's get her an entire full one. There's one left
[00:28:45] There's one is a great need right now. You just got to change her name bro
[00:28:49] So we could take you seriously. Yeah, that's that Jason the weed. Let's get her some flowers. Yeah
[00:28:57] Let's get her some flowers
[00:28:59] Oh, right here.
[00:29:01] I like this.
[00:29:03] I like this.
[00:29:05] It's for my mom.
[00:29:07] Yeah, I'm a
[00:29:09] surpiser.
[00:29:11] It's funny, I can't believe it.
[00:29:13] I'm gonna later have a slice of that, too.
[00:29:15] I'm gonna bring back memories.
[00:29:17] Awesome.
[00:29:19] Um,
[00:29:21] no, thanks.
[00:29:23] I'll hold this a little bit.
[00:29:29] approve there we go yeah we go hey boss let's get it WRDM bro I gotta call him
[00:29:41] RDM bro I'm not doing that bro I'm not calling him raw dog move or do I call
[00:29:45] him raw dog like do we say bro I'm gonna call him RDM
[00:29:50] What's going on?
[00:29:51] I'm just going to tell you.
[00:29:52] I know, I know.
[00:29:53] It's okay.
[00:29:54] Oh, damn.
[00:29:55] Okay.
[00:29:56] Yeah, we're going to call him, call him Connor, but that's not like good.
[00:30:00] His username.
[00:30:01] Like me personally, like when I turned 25, bro, like LSK yesterday LSK was like, oh,
[00:30:07] my name stands for light skin Kakarot.
[00:30:10] Like I guess I'm going to call you light skin Kakarot LSK.
[00:30:13] You know what I'm saying?
[00:30:14] So when I turn 25, bro, I don't want to be 25 name Jason and we, I'm going
[00:30:18] with JT Deming.
[00:30:20] Oh, oh, oh.
[00:30:27] I'm sorry.
[00:30:28] It's okay, it's okay.
[00:30:29] I have nothing to do.
[00:30:30] I already worked today.
[00:30:31] I'm good.
[00:30:32] I'm here just enjoying the rest of the night.
[00:30:34] I'm glad I could help you.
[00:30:35] Take all the time you need.
[00:30:37] I don't really have a lot of friends either so looks like we both
[00:31:01] I'm sorry oh she needs it oh shit okay I'm sorry I'm sorry
[00:31:15] I have no time with this that's actually okay you got me let's pop the trunk I'll put them
[00:31:26] Also, I'm gonna give you these flowers.
[00:31:28] These are for you.
[00:31:30] These are for you.
[00:31:32] I was kidding. My mom lives too far.
[00:31:34] I already saw her two days ago.
[00:31:36] These are for you.
[00:31:38] Okay?
[00:31:40] Those are for you. Get home safe, okay?
[00:31:42] Thank you very much.
[00:31:44] If you want, I live
[00:31:46] two minutes away. I can go
[00:31:48] get my car, meet you at your house
[00:31:50] and I can help you bring the groceries in.
[00:31:52] But just wait for me. I'm gonna come
[00:31:54] I'll follow you home, okay?
[00:31:56] W-I-D-M, bro!
[00:31:57] Alright.
[00:31:58] Damn.
[00:31:59] God bless you.
[00:32:00] Have a good one, okay?
[00:32:01] You call me if you need anything.
[00:32:04] Bye.
[00:32:05] She didn't want the big pie because she couldn't cut it.
[00:32:12] She told me.
[00:32:14] She didn't want the big pie because she couldn't cut it, she told me.
[00:32:30] dog
[00:32:32] dog
[00:32:34] dog
[00:32:36] dog
[00:32:38] She told me no one's ever got her flowers before.
[00:33:00] I
[00:33:10] Damn bro
[00:33:15] WRDM, bro, I'm not lying. I just put out I get asked ride watching this shit in my bed when I woke up this morning
[00:33:22] It was just so sad, but it kind of reminds me of my like
[00:33:25] I just see like people to grow old and like not be able to work on their own and do things
[00:33:34] on their own.
[00:33:35] Why y'all saying cap, bro?
[00:33:37] I gotta tell me.
[00:33:40] I dedicate it because I think of my parents because my parents had me when they're old
[00:33:45] and now they're old as shit.
[00:33:47] My dad got arthritis, my mom, my dad got high blood pressure, and he got, and he like,
[00:34:00] when I went home, I seen him using like this device to check his blood, bro.
[00:34:05] It's like, it like pinches your blood real quick.
[00:34:08] And like, I think, I think that's diabetes, no, or something.
[00:34:11] But he doesn't, he doesn't tell me what he has on the eyes.
[00:34:14] I don't know, bro.
[00:34:15] I don't know, bro.
[00:34:16] bro so just a sad to see to be honest it's sad to think about bro comments are
[00:34:28] shameless show what the fuck one day we are all going to be old dear NMS I'm
[00:34:46] I'm glad to be spending my youth watching Jason Lee while bed rotting with all of you.
[00:34:51] I know one day, I know we will prevail.
[00:35:03] Hey, the Nightwing, bro.
[00:35:05] I love you, hey.
[00:35:09] Keep going, dude.
[00:35:11] Keep fucking going, man.
[00:35:12] Wasting your youth watching Jason. Get in the locker, bro. Get a fucking life.
[00:35:25] before and after bro i see this just one
[00:35:42] fucking bum yeah switch to the end screen take that jersey out too
[00:35:55] WRDM oh my god, bro, what is this bro, bro lead it lead it
[00:36:17] Oh, you're lucky, bro
[00:36:25] bro why
[00:36:32] I've been looking for this show
[00:36:35] Cynus, Cynus, Cynus
[00:36:37] What's happening?
[00:36:40] What's that? What's that?
[00:36:43] What the fuck?
[00:36:45] RUNNING! RUNNING!
[00:36:47] RUNNING!
[00:36:49] Why?
[00:36:51] Why?
[00:36:53] What's that?
[00:36:55] What?
[00:36:57] Yuki, you can't do that, bro.
[00:36:59] Where did he go? He actually disappeared
[00:37:01] from Rumi immediately, bro.
[00:37:05] Nah, bro. That's crazy.
[00:37:07] That was two years ago, bro.
[00:37:09] Bro, don't...
[00:37:11] Let's not talk about 2024,
[00:37:13] Yuki, bro. This dude.
[00:37:15] They twerking on you.
[00:37:17] Wow, man. Wow, bro
[00:37:22] Ironic okay listen, but we all got a pass from but we shouldn't we should have judged
[00:37:28] Anyone by their past judge me by my now my present and not my my past
[00:37:37] But my past wasn't even that bad bro, you acting like I was getting my dick wet by every drill that I talked to
[00:37:47] What do you mean well, bro the fuck
[00:38:00] Hey, bro, don't I dead-ass can't bro
[00:38:08] This was hilarious
[00:38:10] What is the segment bro go back in the past and fucking be date room segment?
[00:38:22] What is this bro?
[00:38:23] Bro I want to go back into memory lane but that with me though, that with me though, that
[00:38:36] with me though.
[00:38:37] I want to do a segment where I go back into memory lane but well maybe we can do
[00:38:40] the core guys of some shit or like bro like it don't even got to be about
[00:38:44] relationship either like you know people react to the oh the fades moments
[00:38:49] way back when you know brawl on days you know or or bro clips of Dallas B&B
[00:39:02] days bro like that's just low-key fires
[00:39:22] brother what is it yeah what is this
[00:39:24] creature used to be bro what is this
[00:39:28] What is this not nah, bro. How did you get this?
[00:39:34] What what is this? How did you even get this?
[00:39:38] Brutal dog. I was literally
[00:39:42] 17 of this might maybe even 16 there before I started streaming consistently
[00:39:47] Brutal dad, this is a grown-ass man. I was 16 17
[00:39:54] God
[00:39:56] You still get it why are you showing gore stop?
[00:40:02] bro
[00:40:07] Right, so I just have a chocolate wrong me so
[00:40:19] Listen, bro, I feel like when I said yo, let's look at the past and go down memory lane
[00:40:24] I think this is a bit. How do you say too far?
[00:40:29] Definitely way too far. You know the rest days
[00:40:33] To far bro. All right, let's let's like
[00:40:39] How old were you, bro, I mean I was bro. I mean I was squeaker. I was probably like 12 13
[00:40:48] Never I just made the biggest ak. How do you instant replay?
[00:40:51] Hi, bro
[00:40:54] I
[00:40:57] Mean, but I didn't say it
[00:41:01] Yo, all right, this is when I was uneducated. All right, bro. We already know about this clue. All right
[00:41:08] I mean, I know about this
[00:41:10] I was 13 in this this is before I was educated and you know I didn't I didn't know it was
[00:41:28] offensive to be honest dude I have a full like armor and meds my inventory and I think
[00:41:38] I don't think I've ever watched this full video on stream. I'm kind of scared
[00:41:51] I need to share blood. I need to meds between the kill to be disrape this guy
[00:41:56] Yeah, I
[00:41:58] Was a little kid playing rust bro with my homies bro, and that was my online discord friends dog
[00:42:04] Yeah, I'm not watching the rest of that shit now. What's in there now watching the rest of that shit?
[00:42:11] Yeah, that's a bad bro
[00:42:14] Not gonna lie man if I could go back in time and talk to my 13 year old stuff
[00:42:17] I'd be like, yo not good, bro
[00:42:19] You know, that's not nice and it ain't and that's that's that's not that's you shouldn't be seeing that
[00:42:28] Cap what do you mean cap?
[00:42:32] What do you mean cap, bro?
[00:42:34] Who gives a fuck?
[00:42:36] It was when I was 13, bro.
[00:42:37] When we were 13, hey, 10 years ago,
[00:42:39] call of duty, rest.
[00:42:41] Fucking League of Legends chat.
[00:42:44] That shit got hectic.
[00:42:55] How, bro?
[00:42:58] Is he 20, 21?
[00:43:01] How the fuck is he still growing?
[00:43:04] No more bro no more how are you even getting this I don't even remember this
[00:43:18] What is this I don't remember this tomorrow watch this yo
[00:43:23] What is this? No, that's what I definitely will do
[00:43:28] And it's gonna take away from the game
[00:43:34] I'm going to need my desktop.
[00:43:41] I have nothing to do with the rain.
[00:43:54] in some situations
[00:44:04] 256
[00:44:08] or 100
[00:44:10] or this is nothing
[00:44:11] what the fuck are you setting me bro
[00:44:13] how did you even get the video dog
[00:44:17] this shit is unlisted
[00:44:19] what the fuck
[00:44:21] How did you actually get the bit they have they the day like you show the link oh
[00:44:32] He works at YouTube
[00:44:34] You make what's hurting me too, I'm too a truce
[00:44:37] I'm sorry, very sorry, but I gotta tell the truth
[00:44:41] I got a-
[00:44:45] SON!
[00:44:49] SON!
[00:44:50] I mean, bro, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know why-
[00:44:53] I blew up, bro, I blew up, most of core blew up, I'm gonna be honest, we are all
[00:44:57] chopped, we weren't taking care of ourselves, we were all- the only thing previously versus
[00:45:03] before I mean that's just not true clearly I was a little chubby a baby fat I
[00:45:08] just chopped ass haircut I had a chop filter on me my teeth were crooked I had
[00:45:15] his like pedo stash look at me now look at me now look at me now
[00:45:22] uh you need to stop playing with me
[00:45:27] why is Ron calling me?
[00:45:30] is that Brodyki?
[00:45:34] fuck mc bed
[00:45:37] i'm just kidding
[00:45:47] uh it's up to far i'm the one friend that takes it too far
[00:45:49] I'm the one fair enough to take it too far bro boot up bad
[00:45:57] Bro, I'm not gonna like the wedges go straight into this shit or what
[00:46:04] I'm not a whole reminds me of this
[00:46:19] I
[00:46:40] Mean bro, I just yeah, I
[00:46:43] Mean dog me talking to a girl on stream does not equals
[00:46:47] Oh, that does not equal like oh
[00:46:51] He's raising no, bro
[00:46:53] Literally this is this problem with the fucking internet bro and twitch in general dog twitches twitches field
[00:47:00] I'm putting my foot down now. I don't care anymore, bro. I don't care anymore
[00:47:03] This is a problem with child. This is a problem with twist
[00:47:05] This is this why the platform feels unsafe for women
[00:47:09] It's because of people like you and a chat talking about W fucking where is nah, bro. I'm just chatting
[00:47:15] I'm just having a good time
[00:47:17] Get into know a person that is a girl. Yes, bro. It's not
[00:47:26] So bro
[00:47:30] Nothing nothing nothing
[00:47:33] No, there's no drama. Just just you know big daddy got it put his chat and check
[00:47:41] Oh, they didn't do anything I was just like bro meet me talking to a girl is not really
[00:47:47] Wait so, wait what girl, what girl?
[00:47:52] Duh, it was just that old clip of me.
[00:47:56] Hi bro.
[00:47:58] What you talking, what's up?
[00:48:00] Yo, I was just going through my Twitter account like usual,
[00:48:03] and um, brother I'm mentioning how mean you don't do anything,
[00:48:06] any group content being used so,
[00:48:08] bro, I'm giving you all of the tree of branches
[00:48:11] and I'm saying yo we should plan a day together,
[00:48:13] we should do something.
[00:48:14] I'm
[00:48:17] Love
[00:48:20] I might be busy that day it depends on what day which day
[00:48:24] Yeah, I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm not just kidding. Yo, I'm down bro. Yeah, let's do Valorant blinker today
[00:48:33] Come on, bro. You want to do drugs bro? Let's do drugs
[00:48:38] So every death on Valorant we get we get we hit a puff of
[00:48:44] This weed pen right here. I'm sure you can't ask Lace for one and we can't end in this until we get three wins
[00:48:56] Every day
[00:49:00] Then we're green and bro
[00:49:04] Now
[00:49:08] I think it was a first person to talk about that back in broadline
[00:49:12] I remember bro. You said we should have a table like a mukbang weed
[00:49:18] Start with weed then alcohol
[00:49:22] Yes
[00:49:36] No LSD acid yep
[00:49:42] I mean, bro, I feel like that would be a legendary show as soon
[00:50:00] Right to you
[00:50:02] I'm down bro. How about how about I don't know. I gotta think of something bro. What should we do?
[00:50:18] We should
[00:50:20] Oh my this guy's not about content, bro
[00:50:29] This guy's not about content, bro!
[00:50:32] So now I have no content.
[00:50:36] Alright, bro. Go click links.
[00:50:39] Alright, you guys are my populace, who's not on content?
[00:50:42] Alright, bro.
[00:50:43] We get on G-PAL and we bring girls from us that we have to pay and we take blimpers with that!
[00:50:50] Alright, bro. Now you're talking my language, bro.
[00:50:53] Hey, hey. Now you're talking my language, bro.
[00:50:57] Oh
[00:51:04] Yeah, yeah, I mean we better we can buy anyone
[00:51:11] Oh, so until that until that goes live your drinks, I'm I'm I'm on your fucking second option your second slight fucking whore fuck you
[00:51:20] I
[00:51:27] Say you need to know
[00:51:40] Bro, what the fuck run so weird, bro
[00:51:45] Run so
[00:51:47] That was
[00:51:49] bro Ron you're weird as fuck that's it I'm leaving core everybody going wrong
[00:51:56] chat say he's leaving I'm leaving core so fucking weird bro oh it's a prank
[00:52:07] it's a prank bro not in my chat you fucking idiots bro
[00:52:17] you ever go on an e-date like you send the lien to blow up on socials
[00:52:26] watch your s**t
[00:52:29] I
[00:52:33] Mean yeah
[00:52:39] I want to check out maybe react to some videos
[00:52:42] Hey, yeah, yeah, any reactions we got before we do the challenge any reacts Ron Streets
[00:52:52] But I'm not leaving core bro house. Oh nice, bro
[00:52:56] Now everyone goes in and go in and launch that hit and tell me to check my stream. Fuck this guy, bro. Did I say this?
[00:53:06] Any reacts any reacts
[00:53:11] No, I just stopped sending email. Oh, bro, like when I was 13 a reacts
[00:53:16] any reacts
[00:53:18] No reacts
[00:53:20] Yeah, bro. If I got no reacts
[00:53:23] Then we hopper straight into this shit chat
[00:53:26] Shipping dry shit dry over here. I bet I bet bro. Oh, man. Here we go, bro. Now
[00:53:36] this first game
[00:53:39] Bro, we're actually happy to hop me on the game, bro. We're actually hopping on a fucking game
[00:53:47] What the fuck?
[00:53:49] Oh, holy shit. What turn is it off? God, you know
[00:53:56] Take one stream
[00:54:01] No, I just uh go back. I don't even care anymore. Just shut the fuck up
[00:54:11] What you see in her I see me
[00:54:16] But I guess it was all just make believe
[00:54:20] I
[00:54:25] Didn't know KTV was gonna be co-watching with me in person
[00:54:31] So we had tomorrow we got a sponsor stream with with KTV and a lot of other people I guess hyperX W hyperX
[00:54:39] Sidemen male
[00:54:50] I'm gonna go there and ask them what's updating chat
[00:55:09] Oh shit, bro
[00:55:14] Oh, it's cuz I'm updating
[00:55:20] So I'm gonna go on my Android literally two seconds and I'll update right now, but I guess
[00:55:32] we can get a quick IRS.
[00:55:33] Ew, bro, stop pulling on me, huh?
[00:55:43] But I gotta start wearing college shirts more, deadass looks sexy.
[00:56:03] What's happening in the courthouse?
[00:56:06] Anybody in the courthouse?
[00:56:15] Guys
[00:56:17] So I deemed I'm ditched Marley
[00:56:36] Holy aura bruh, holy aura, huh?
[00:56:47] I'm waiting for my game to update bruh.
[00:56:49] What are you doing?
[00:56:50] Wait, why is Lune locked out?
[00:56:52] I didn't know she was locked out.
[00:56:53] I didn't know you were locked out.
[00:56:56] I'm actually wearing a spark.
[00:56:58] I didn't know you were locked out.
[00:56:59] Why didn't you knock on the doors?
[00:57:01] Oh, oh.
[00:57:03] show
[00:57:04] a a a what what do you have what do you have to do with it
[00:57:09] hanging out what about you bet
[00:57:11] all day
[00:57:12] uh...
[00:57:17] that's what i thought to my game updates
[00:57:33] my game finished my game finished
[00:57:50] my game finished
[00:58:03] Core would be an attractive group if it weren't for you that's the dead ass is weird
[00:58:12] Good reacts naps
[00:58:17] Poor being
[00:58:20] Wow
[00:58:22] Chesh we watch this
[00:58:25] It easy to f oh, it's good. No. Oh, I think you click I think you click fix
[00:58:33] Not about watch before blinker, bro. I did us just need like a little do the drew video got 34k
[00:58:43] I actually need another one. I did us need another one
[00:58:58] What classic bear
[00:59:03] reactable high-retard back what
[00:59:10] good one come on I found it out there's a picture what phase miss who was there
[00:59:16] for phase miss chat holy moly this was the last ever phase miss bear think right
[00:59:25] after the stream fucking doomsday happened
[00:59:33] Oh my God!
[00:59:35] Come on man!
[00:59:36] I said I got all my homies head!
[00:59:39] You remember the pepper, remember?
[00:59:41] I know how good this is, this is really really good.
[00:59:43] I might just consider being in you on salt and pepper.
[00:59:45] What is that?
[00:59:47] That's me and Lacey's cooking show.
[00:59:49] Okay, that's okay.
[00:59:50] I get it.
[00:59:52] Yo, Chad, we need a rice and crackers.
[00:59:56] Rice and crackers was me and Jason.
[00:59:58] I'm on, guys.
[01:00:00] It's, it's, it's through for the camera.
[01:00:03] I ain't gonna lie, Jack.
[01:00:06] I be looking fake sexy with the blonde hair, bro.
[01:00:09] I look at like an old video of me, and I see the blonde hair and be like, damn, bro.
[01:00:14] Jack.
[01:00:16] Do I, do I run it back or not?
[01:00:19] Alright, alright, I put a laser, I put you dead last night.
[01:00:22] I put you like, I'll dead crack your shit, bro.
[01:00:24] What the fuck is he talking about?
[01:00:27] I don't like it anymore Doug. It's my body my choice. What do you mean you don't like it anymore?
[01:00:57] What was that?
[01:00:57] This is my favorite toy.
[01:01:02] I see I'll never forgive you, bro.
[01:01:14] Todd, does someone leak my number?
[01:01:17] Why do I have fucking 30 missed calls?
[01:01:23] Okay, hold on.
[01:01:24] No, Silkie, Silkie, come back, Silkie, wait.
[01:01:26] one cookie for the rest of the next three days you cannot be gay to me oh
[01:01:34] easy but you I don't know what to do with amongst each other
[01:01:37] I don't want a cookie. What the? I don't want a backpack bro. Yo this thing is gay.
[01:01:42] I just want to make sure I pause saves everything. I pause saves everything but it
[01:01:46] saves the shit that's like if I stay right now yo I want you to bend me over and
[01:01:49] Me that a post. My post. Post. Post.
[01:01:51] Heh!
[01:01:54] Hey no! No!
[01:01:56] Oh! Fuck!
[01:01:58] Yo, you're a polar red.
[01:01:59] You're pussy! You're pussy!
[01:02:00] Yo, John! You're pussy! You're pussy!
[01:02:01] Yo.
[01:02:02] John! John!
[01:02:03] Oh my God!
[01:02:04] That was so wet!
[01:02:06] AHHHHHHHHH!
[01:02:08] What?
[01:02:10] Damn, John.
[01:02:11] I rock you, bro.
[01:02:12] Damn rocket.
[01:02:14] I rock you.
[01:02:15] Oh my god, I forgot about this though
[01:02:29] No, no, no, you know it's crazy for a Marlin dead ass knew I was gonna do this for a Marlin dead ass knew
[01:02:46] He wanted that shit. He wanted my body in his face. Yeah, he knew he he wanted my body me to jiggle all in his face
[01:02:55] He wanted to nibble on my bun me bars. He knew
[01:03:07] Idea idea. What is that? I think
[01:03:12] Addict bro, help me get up. How do we get up?
[01:03:19] Not only that but I could I could probably make a gap come in under two minutes. What the fuck
[01:03:25] I
[01:03:28] What
[01:03:35] See where he started fucking silky
[01:03:46] It's happening right now, bro
[01:03:48] They get as a child
[01:03:51] I want a crap. Why is Marlin playing basketball?
[01:03:55] Why are you in 80% of the clips this is I'm in core bruh
[01:04:05] Oh my god, bro, life is great
[01:04:25] I got some crazy shit, too.
[01:04:27] Why you don't want to say it?
[01:04:29] You want to say what I do?
[01:04:31] I got that. I got it.
[01:04:33] It was horrible, bro.
[01:04:35] You had a big smile walking out of there.
[01:04:37] I did it.
[01:04:39] I did it.
[01:04:41] I walked out.
[01:04:43] Back when you were funny, Nug, did you
[01:04:45] was like a month ago, man?
[01:04:47] I fucking hate you, man.
[01:04:49] Fuck you.
[01:04:51] You were in there.
[01:04:53] Why do we keep bringing this story up let this story fucking die man I want my I want
[01:05:09] Japan tripping October to be fucking no handies no wed like this for just just sushi and
[01:05:39] watch this give me your car oh wait what you didn't move wait what he didn't move
[01:05:46] wait this might be a white boy what a big cock
[01:05:51] you can't understand it I'm gonna touch your son tonight
[01:05:56] nice iPad bro it's fine it's a good iPad I don't know what for a channel yeah I
[01:06:03] mean I gotta have the chain here they have their own shit I was in here got
[01:06:07] That's how yesterday and I just see that's another time. Hello, bro
[01:06:12] Now when I watch now when I'm watching TV, I still see that imagine you crack it some shit
[01:06:20] Hey, when it's 1 a.m. PST just starts from at W's in
[01:06:27] I used to be funny other right bro
[01:06:30] No, I genuinely used to have jokes that way. No, no, I don't know how I remember now
[01:06:34] Just like crash out and just get mad. I don't have like Asian rage
[01:06:38] Now I got an ego
[01:06:42] Spotted spamming doves. Holy shit. No. Yeah, we had a threesome. Never
[01:06:47] So what? Have you? No
[01:06:49] I'll do that seven six. You understand
[01:06:53] Tom threesome
[01:06:55] No, I can't do a threesome with you. I'll do that still insecure, bro
[01:07:04] I took it, but now we're both gonna have bonus for the rest of the day.
[01:07:10] What does it do?
[01:07:13] Boner.
[01:07:14] I don't like this.
[01:07:16] Boner too.
[01:07:17] Yo!
[01:07:18] What the fuck?
[01:07:19] He actually just...
[01:07:20] Yo!
[01:07:21] What the fuck?
[01:07:22] He just touched my city!
[01:07:23] I had to see who was right.
[01:07:24] What the fuck was wrong with you?
[01:07:25] I had to see who was real.
[01:07:26] God!
[01:07:27] Imagine how bad I'd be.
[01:07:28] Imagine how bad I'd be.
[01:07:29] I had to see who was right.
[01:07:30] I had to see who was right.
[01:07:31] I had to see who was real.
[01:07:32] God!
[01:07:33] Imagine I let out a nut real quick before we go make a pizza?
[01:07:36] What?
[01:07:37] You stuck your mind in, I hope I did with it.
[01:07:42] Holy seventh.
[01:07:43] Oh, damn, actually.
[01:07:47] Yo, I never saw this, bro.
[01:07:49] What the fuck?
[01:07:51] Wrong, I slept by a dad?
[01:07:52] I never.
[01:07:53] Oh, I did with it.
[01:07:58] Oh, gosh.
[01:07:59] Actually, you're telling me.
[01:08:03] You never get bored watching a show on your bed and you're watching a show on your phone
[01:08:08] and you start running with your f***ing hair.
[01:08:10] Don't lie to me.
[01:08:13] You're a bitch, right?
[01:08:15] Okay, turn around.
[01:08:18] Bro, what the f*** was this, bro?
[01:08:22] What the f***, like...
[01:08:24] Stand up, let's see if we're 60.
[01:08:26] Damn, damn, horny man, 60!
[01:08:28] No, wrong was that.
[01:08:30] I need to see 360 too!
[01:08:33] Sorry!
[01:08:34] Just follow me so I can talk to you.
[01:08:36] Well yeah, because it's like, you don't care.
[01:08:38] Keep going, I'm listening.
[01:08:40] Shut that mouth before I fuck it.
[01:08:44] Um, la la la la la la la la la.
[01:08:48] Yeah.
[01:08:49] We can get you to get out of the car right now.
[01:08:51] Yeah, I am.
[01:08:52] That was the only clue that made me uncomfortable, bro.
[01:08:55] Out of the eight minutes, this was the only one.
[01:08:58] Oh my god.
[01:09:01] He's supposed to be on stream, why are we clipping this?
[01:09:06] I just got...
[01:09:08] Damn, man, I swear to you after...
[01:09:14] Oh my god, he did ask for my bullshit, bro.
[01:09:22] oh my god he dead-ass crime oh shit bro damn can't peak bro that was peak
[01:09:31] bro gets injured the most bro alright bro 36 minute I think it's time right
[01:09:39] I think it's time, bro.
[01:09:44] Waxia!
[01:09:45] Thank you for the 10 gifted!
[01:09:48] What is the next drew collab?
[01:09:54] Never thought that fucking chat would ever be chatted in my chat.
[01:10:00] I know.
[01:10:01] I know he made the video chat.
[01:10:04] All right, bro.
[01:10:06] All right, but do I green screen this or what now I just need three wings
[01:10:13] How's it out of this?
[01:10:17] Should I do y'all think I should know a if K offense
[01:10:30] Every
[01:10:32] Start with one am I doing every death chat
[01:10:36] Yes, no, every round lost, what does that do, every round lost?
[01:10:47] Oh, that's a hit, that's a hit, that's a hit.
[01:10:54] Okay, death is you're gonna green out and die.
[01:11:01] Haskell is calling me. What the freak?
[01:11:04] What's up, dude?
[01:11:06] Hey, Jason, I just want to...
[01:11:08] I've seen that you're doing a Blinker gaming charm,
[01:11:10] so I just want you to be safe.
[01:11:12] You know, I don't want you to get too high.
[01:11:14] Make sure you know your limit.
[01:11:16] Um...
[01:11:18] Yeah, I just want you to, like, stay safe.
[01:11:20] Like, I know this is a little bit out your lane.
[01:11:23] You don't normally do the weed.
[01:11:25] Nah, never, bro. No, never, bro.
[01:11:27] Haskell, break the cube, bro.
[01:11:29] No, no, don't snitch please.
[01:11:32] Stay safe.
[01:11:34] Hey, how's your mental now?
[01:11:37] You alright, bro?
[01:11:39] Probably just going in a car accident, bro.
[01:11:42] No, you didn't.
[01:11:44] Yes, I did.
[01:11:46] Hey, I ain't like this month has been hell for you, bro.
[01:11:49] Bro, I was going to home deeper on my bike and a car around it and me.
[01:11:53] Damn, bro.
[01:11:55] Yo, what happened, bro?
[01:11:59] Hey, you want to see my knees?
[01:12:01] Let me see.
[01:12:02] I need stitches on my knees.
[01:12:03] Ah, are you okay?
[01:12:05] I'm in the good right now, bro.
[01:12:07] I'm in the good right now.
[01:12:09] All right, well, shit, dawg.
[01:12:11] Listen, bro, for every bad month equals a good month, bro.
[01:12:15] I'm getting a TV use to me.
[01:12:17] Hey, that's great news, bro.
[01:12:19] I'm going to put the entrance claim in the TV.
[01:12:21] It's not going to be streaming.
[01:12:23] But you are a shimmer, man.
[01:12:25] Dude, I'm so far time.
[01:12:27] It's okay, bro. You know, sometimes it's better to poop out quality than quantity.
[01:12:33] And that's how it worked for some shimmers.
[01:12:37] Every shimmer's different, bro.
[01:12:39] Just try your best to be the very best.
[01:12:45] Well, you be safe with your mainstream, okay?
[01:12:47] I ask you.
[01:12:49] Wait, whenever you're done,
[01:12:51] Yeah, make sure you come in.
[01:12:54] Alright, bro.
[01:12:57] Freak-ass dude.
[01:13:00] Alright, bro.
[01:13:03] Let me get my grease to you, chat.
[01:13:09] Over under two hours free today.
[01:13:14] Over under three hours free today.
[01:13:23] Oh God, bro.
[01:13:37] I should be drinking caffeine, right or not.
[01:13:40] Oh, I don't like, I don't like, fully green out.
[01:13:46] No?
[01:13:48] Doesn't caffeine sober you up when you're high?
[01:13:53] Water, HL, remember, remember.
[01:13:57] Three, three wins.
[01:14:01] Do not let me end, okay?
[01:14:03] Do not let me end.
[01:14:04] Just spam L's until I just be like,
[01:14:07] all right, I'll cue another one, okay?
[01:14:08] Right now I'm like, but I'll be good,
[01:14:10] but I'm already knowin' bro, when I'm fried.
[01:14:13] Like, also do I need to put the tag on the screen
[01:14:18] about like, for Twitch?
[01:14:23] In a row or in general?
[01:14:24] No general, bro, three in a row, you fuckin' crazy?
[01:14:26] I might never end.
[01:14:28] What's that do, three in a row, bro?
[01:14:30] Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
[01:14:35] In a row three in a row or reset
[01:14:43] Three in general yeah, I'm like I'm I die with her. I'm dead-ass nervous, bro
[01:14:51] Whoo, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Uh, let me let me piss real quick, bro
[01:14:57] Cuz I guess
[01:14:58] I'm nervous, but I have a piss I need at a piss loading
[01:15:02] So let me give y'all a short before I start, guys.
[01:15:32] you
[01:16:02] I
[01:16:26] Sixty still learning
[01:16:32] 60 self-advertising sale guy
[01:16:38] What do you do bro? Cuz if he switched with his ingest bro, uh, that I'm dead. That's gonna fucking I'm gonna lose my shit
[01:16:45] Bro one guy to my shit 60 if you ever do that shit, okay
[01:16:49] Now he did it and a mess are okay. Okay
[01:16:53] okay nice he didn't he didn't he didn't he was strong all right but let me see let me see let me see this shit
[01:17:04] the fuck was my replay button bro that was streamer dude
[01:17:23] All right, bro
[01:17:27] Been gone for a week dude can one of my like editors put it off. I don't understand
[01:17:38] All right, Chad
[01:17:40] Listen, it's been a while since I've done some gaming. Okay
[01:17:46] Today we are doing
[01:17:48] One to round the loss on Valorant equals one to hit of this weed pen.
[01:17:57] Alright, now I'm known for my gaming skills.
[01:18:02] I have to get three wins on Valorant.
[01:18:05] If I don't, I cannot end the stream.
[01:18:08] Let's do this shit, man.
[01:18:11] Hey, let's change my green screen into the actual green screen.
[01:18:16] Thank you. Let me go check
[01:18:25] My face much out
[01:18:29] Here we go
[01:18:32] I'm about to get fried. Yeah, I'm excited
[01:18:37] Plus my shit. Yeah, hey, why am I excited?
[01:18:46] There you go.
[01:18:53] Take one before.
[01:18:54] What are y'all saying?
[01:18:56] Take one before, bro.
[01:18:57] No, man.
[01:18:58] Okay.
[01:18:59] Rules are, I can get, I can obviously invite people to play with me like, bro, if I'm
[01:19:04] like five games in and I'm so fried, yes, I'm going to be hitting up the fucking Avengers
[01:19:10] to help me dog I'm gonna green bro no way I'm never green now that's to us though
[01:19:26] I can't I can't read out bro you gotta actually hit blinkers wait chat chat chat
[01:19:32] but do I do breakers or can I just do a puff bro can I just do a puff
[01:19:41] No
[01:19:42] Bro bleak I said bleakers fool bleakers
[01:19:48] Blinkers OD no, okay, let me do pop. I'll just put blinker in the title bro because like
[01:19:53] Like it's like put it in the title, bro. Okay new new new bundle chat. Should I get this?
[01:20:01] No, let me see. Can I see the animation? Oh, no
[01:20:03] Oh, oooooh, ass?
[01:20:07] Where's this ass?
[01:20:09] Let me see what knife I have equipped right now.
[01:20:11] Match bound.
[01:20:12] Looks like we're, hey, we're getting right into it.
[01:20:16] Let's go!
[01:20:17] What the fuck is this bottle-ish map, bro?
[01:20:20] I haven't been on this game in so long.
[01:20:24] Hey, what's going?
[01:20:26] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[01:20:30] Ew, that hurt, fuck it.
[01:20:33] I
[01:20:42] Linked bad your twitch. He's watching bro. Please bro. Please please your face came is very low
[01:21:03] Hello team. It's good guys. Hey guys, I'm doing a challenge today. We got to win every
[01:21:14] single round, okay?
[01:21:15] Let's go guys. We're in this.
[01:21:19] Yo, you got an accent, bro. Where you from, bro? Yo, you got an accent. Where you
[01:21:32] from, bro?
[01:21:33] Yo is this thing on?
[01:21:40] Yo is my mic not working very late?
[01:21:44] Is he on the wrong?
[01:21:46] Yo yo yo guys, guys can y'all hear me? Yes or no?
[01:21:54] Yeah, I must have the wrong. Must have the wrong fucking settings. Um, uh, must have the wrong, uh
[01:22:05] Every dead puff in every lost blinker, bro, this guy just wants to see me fry
[01:22:11] Yo team
[01:22:24] yo yo yo can you hear me nope see bro I wasn't like getting ignored wasn't
[01:22:33] getting ignored
[01:22:39] I bet it was pretty shit bro come on bro get me in the fucking game bro I'm
[01:22:44] ready to fuck you. It feels like just yesterday I was chopping pilot out the
[01:22:47] store. It's not a good place it's still standing.
[01:22:54] yo yo yo it's good squad no hey bro let's win this shit man listen listen
[01:23:07] listen I'm doing a challenge we got to win every single round okay okay where
[01:23:13] you from bro you got an accent I like accents I like I like foreign things
[01:23:18] Oh Tahiti bro wait is that a country? No it's an island.
[01:23:27] Oh okay I like that I like that great.
[01:23:39] Guys I'm going it.
[01:23:42] one left. Oh, one left.
[01:23:50] Throw my mouse as a
[01:23:56] come on. Let's go. Come on.
[01:24:06] it's it's heating up bro
[01:24:13] fuck bro my mouse is so
[01:24:20] it's a different mouse all right bro
[01:24:24] bottoms up your chat num I won one cup
[01:24:26] from a man of my word
[01:24:32] I hit it I hit it okay y'all seen it
[01:24:34] right I see it right nothing came out bro
[01:24:49] Benjamin bro y'all see this smoke on stream bro y'all don't see this y'all can
[01:24:56] literally be a yo yeah now I don't give a fuck but I'm not about to find myself
[01:24:59] self-restraint. Oh, wow.
[01:25:11] This guy only bought a fucking classic.
[01:25:19] Damn it!
[01:25:23] Teemo Blaker, bro. Do I need a light?
[01:25:25] fake high equals funny bro it's cuz of my green screen I'm not hi yeah bro look
[01:25:34] look look I can't literally feel it going inside of me bro
[01:25:52] It's not a single hit, look, look, look, it's on, right?
[01:25:59] It's going green.
[01:26:00] Let's go, let's go.
[01:26:01] Look, look.
[01:26:02] Okay.
[01:26:03] Nice.
[01:26:04] They're jamming movie.
[01:26:05] No.
[01:26:06] I
[01:26:27] Should be clear first real hit that was
[01:27:06] Doing this I'll suck your tahini tahiti cock
[01:27:23] Stop saying cock bro cock is normal dog
[01:27:36] It's cocky so oh shit
[01:27:44] Sorry guys
[01:28:03] Never lose around like that again, bro
[01:28:07] Is whoa, are you here? Oh, please tell me
[01:28:17] You didn't have a dog I hate it I'm already feeling it y'all over here, bro
[01:28:24] Bro that's you what's good though
[01:28:28] Wait, let's see. Can you ask a
[01:28:30] Uh, Saeed, if Saeed's here for my old mouse back, thank you dude.
[01:28:38] Penalcloth, I HIT IT! I HIT THE PEN! I already hit it! That's not a blinker, shut the fuck up, bro!
[01:28:48] I think I think we go see go see go see go see
[01:29:46] Let's go bro
[01:29:49] Nice to you. Oh, this is not a fucking comeback, baby
[01:29:52] Wait, can you put that back there?
[01:30:04] Hey guys, I think I think I think we're doing pretty well y'all um, what do y'all do for a living?
[01:30:11] Let's go be here. What let's go be I can't listen I don't have a job
[01:30:22] Oh
[01:30:26] Dude
[01:30:29] Oh, that's crazy
[01:30:41] uh is it
[01:30:45] oh you only use one mouse on dollar
[01:30:49] I don't think he's gonna catch me
[01:30:51] you can only use one mouse on dollar
[01:30:53] I know bro I'm not gonna hit him bro
[01:30:55] I can buy you
[01:30:57] feet
[01:31:01] okay young bloke
[01:31:03] okay I'm pushing mouse to chat
[01:31:05] alright bro yes I know bro
[01:31:07] I will
[01:31:09] You might have to restart about half an hour before it works.
[01:31:12] Oh, thank you, bro.
[01:31:13] You got that.
[01:31:14] Hit it.
[01:31:15] All right, bro.
[01:31:16] Damn, all right.
[01:31:19] I hit it, bro.
[01:31:25] Smoke came out.
[01:31:27] No, no, no.
[01:31:32] I hit it.
[01:31:33] I hate y'all, bro.
[01:31:34] I literally hit it, bro.
[01:31:35] It's just the fucking, it's the fucking camera, bro.
[01:31:38] pick up the smoke in the corner stop saying fake it bruh
[01:31:43] hey y'all can literally see it turn green oh shit
[01:31:59] oh my god bro turn green screen off no i'm not turning off bro i'm just full
[01:32:06] for y'all bro dude I smoked it all right I hate y'all no no I'm not doing
[01:32:21] that bro I'm not doing my job it just doesn't show dog it literally just
[01:32:26] doesn't show bro I promise to God I'll just turn my screen green screen off
[01:32:30] I'll take my grease thing off the other shit
[01:32:35] I'm not a lie. It's just where you do VIO here fake high the whole stream. I'm gonna end my shit
[01:32:41] I'm I'm not trolling. I don't like that. I don't like that
[01:33:00] I thought it was on me.
[01:33:10] Oh my god, bro.
[01:33:16] Stop faking it, bro. I'm turning this
[01:33:39] I'm not doing that every fucking time bro like glad I'm not doing it every time, bro
[01:34:46] I
[01:34:52] Got him
[01:35:02] Nice hey come back time
[01:35:06] No, no that all the guy there's no way I can make it past to like two games. I
[01:35:13] I
[01:35:15] Swear to God
[01:35:19] No, no, no, I think I think I'm gonna green this dream, bro. I mean I might need someone a babysitting bro. I'm not even joking
[01:35:34] Hey, let's go. Let's let's go. Let's go
[01:35:43] Oh my, one backside. Oh yeah. Oh yeah bro. Wait! Come B! Come B!
[01:36:03] Sorry, sorry!
[01:36:05] Come here!
[01:36:16] No, no!
[01:37:03] Yo, let's do some team bonding.
[01:37:09] What state are the United States are y'all from?
[01:37:21] That's what's up.
[01:37:27] Oh boy.
[01:37:33] Oh my fucking god, bro.
[01:37:41] Oh, tank!
[01:37:44] My god!
[01:37:46] Thank you.
[01:37:51] Oh.
[01:37:53] Oh my god, it was a collab, bro.
[01:37:56] We needed that.
[01:37:57] We needed that.
[01:38:01] He acting like he fried.
[01:38:04] Fuck you.
[01:38:10] Bro is smoking nothing, OK.
[01:38:13] Let's go, bro.
[01:38:14] Don't have to take a hit of it, bro.
[01:38:16] I'm sure we want two ops.
[01:38:18] Yeah, yeah, look, hey, if you want to win the game,
[01:38:20] give me a hop.
[01:38:24] All right, bro.
[01:38:25] All right, bro.
[01:38:25] I appreciate you, bro.
[01:38:26] I can buy you a spectre.
[01:38:33] That's okay too.
[01:38:38] I'm back.
[01:38:45] It's you, I think.
[01:38:52] Oh
[01:38:56] Yeah, oh yeah, bro, what are these abilities, bro?
[01:39:02] 27
[01:39:10] Fight down see I was trying to wait for the fuckers shield to go down dog. I
[01:39:17] I was waiting for the shield to go down, but I should never went down a bro. Oh
[01:39:27] My god
[01:39:35] Like lots for that's how I keep gameplay. Oh my god the chain of wings. I live this so many dirty things
[01:39:45] Dude oh
[01:39:47] 30 seconds left oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
[01:39:58] Oh
[01:40:14] What the fuck are you shooting
[01:40:28] I
[01:40:39] See days are no bro. I'm not doing another one about fuck y'all I
[01:40:46] Literally
[01:40:58] Oh my god!
[01:41:05] Oh, this game is so trash!
[01:41:14] Oh!
[01:41:16] Oh!
[01:41:18] Oh no, bro.
[01:41:24] Oh
[01:41:26] No, bro. Oh
[01:41:30] My fucking god, bro. Oh my fucking god
[01:41:46] Do y'all not see that shit
[01:41:54] I did it. I'm not I did it
[01:41:58] Batteries are dead. No, it's lit right on my screen on my screen. I can see the smoke come out clearly and it's a big smoke
[01:42:13] Screen
[01:42:15] I
[01:42:25] Can't do three games for I genuinely can't do three games
[01:42:31] How do you know play this game good with your high bro? Oh
[01:42:38] My god, bro
[01:42:40] L, but I'll do three.
[01:42:44] Okay, okay, okay.
[01:42:46] I'll do three, bro.
[01:42:48] One under.
[01:42:50] Okay.
[01:42:58] Wait, wait, we're winning. We're winning right now.
[01:43:00] Whoo!
[01:43:02] Under, under.
[01:43:04] Nice.
[01:43:06] Oh my fucking god, I'm kind of hungry
[01:43:16] Dude
[01:43:21] Yeah, go on by
[01:43:23] I cannot believe I'm flying off soon, my little boy.
[01:43:30] Fake high equals funny, I'm not doing this shit with y'all, bro.
[01:43:39] I'm not doing this shit with y'all, bro.
[01:43:43] Yeah, yeah, fake high, fake high.
[01:43:47] I need that
[01:43:52] Sure bro
[01:44:05] Oh, fuck me, dawg
[01:44:08] Nice
[01:44:09] I got this
[01:44:11] I got C, guys
[01:44:13] Nice
[01:44:14] Spike on A
[01:44:17] Is Jason you are any many
[01:44:31] My god, yeah
[01:44:34] Nice skin, bro, why is your name Mochi are you Japanese? I picked it up from the floor. No, I'm not Japanese
[01:44:42] What why is your name Mochi?
[01:44:44] I like Mochi.
[01:44:51] Alright.
[01:44:52] Oh I gave you the shirt so you wouldn't have to buy it.
[01:44:59] I got a nasty fucking gun.
[01:45:10] I got a dirty flank.
[01:45:17] Okay, straight through.
[01:45:24] Hi.
[01:45:26] What did I tell him, bro?
[01:45:33] No.
[01:45:36] No, I guess get it wider.
[01:45:46] Is that what happens when you get high?
[01:45:49] Chad, what's the scariest thing?
[01:45:52] Okay, he's here.
[01:45:54] What is the scariest thing in life?
[01:45:59] Gun here.
[01:46:01] I
[01:46:06] Didn't even make sense you're scared of me, but you're watching me
[01:46:14] Your face doesn't make sense
[01:46:22] Dying to a fire
[01:46:24] No dying to a father. I mean dying to a fire by worst ways to go out
[01:46:31] Like you just feel everything and you slowly just die and everything's just burning up max potential. That's horrible bro.
[01:46:45] Drowning? Nah, Drowning, Drowning I feel like you will die faster.
[01:46:51] So it's not as bad as a fire. I feel like fire you probably have like 30 seconds, what the fuck? 30 seconds until you...
[01:46:58] Stefan Sieger is...
[01:47:07] 35, 35 here
[01:47:15] Come on, show us!
[01:47:20] One more!
[01:47:22] Son of a gun, son of a gun
[01:47:28] My god, let's get this shit over with, bro.
[01:47:31] Hey, hey, let's get this shit over with, bro.
[01:47:42] Dying slowly, stuck in a cave.
[01:47:44] Yo, how did that guy that was stuck in a cave?
[01:47:48] Yo, this guy's pissing me off.
[01:47:51] How did that guy who had his arm stuck in the fucking cave in between two
[01:48:01] present purposes survived in 48 hours there? I would have fucking died.
[01:48:10] Oh
[01:48:16] More than 40 a my guy is way longer to insane
[01:48:40] man 117
[01:49:00] there's no way I don't see that shit, bro
[01:49:10] I'm gunning for chamber.
[01:49:15] Blowing my shit, girl.
[01:49:17] Blowing my shit, bear.
[01:49:25] No cough.
[01:49:25] I don't cough after every, like, pity.
[01:49:28] I'm not taking, like, a mouse.
[01:49:36] Oh, I'm the best, bro.
[01:49:37] I'm the best.
[01:49:40] The best, bro.
[01:49:43] You said blinker?
[01:49:45] If I did blinker, I'd be dead by now.
[01:49:48] I'd actually be dead by now.
[01:49:50] I'm not like, this is the highest I've ever been in my life.
[01:49:57] Cap?
[01:49:58] Ah, bro.
[01:49:59] Maybe, no.
[01:50:00] Maybe not.
[01:50:01] I remember when Wiz Khalifa gave me a joint.
[01:50:06] Maybe not. I remember when Wiz Khalifa gave me a joint.
[01:50:10] That was part of the highest I've ever been.
[01:50:16] Is there a thing?
[01:50:18] You want to play, let's play.
[01:50:20] Oh boy.
[01:50:25] Careful, you're launched.
[01:50:30] Give them a fake.
[01:50:32] Oh god.
[01:50:36] I
[01:50:41] Fuck
[01:50:47] Hey, oh, I need this so bad. Oh, it's a really
[01:51:00] Okay
[01:51:02] listen to this the fuck is this huh
[01:51:08] I just got punched in the fucking mouth
[01:51:22] alright someone stick it
[01:51:32] Oh my god, let me get this game win, I'll leave this one win.
[01:51:46] So let me get this one win.
[01:51:52] Do I look higher or no?
[01:52:01] Yes?
[01:52:03] I don't know what you're like right now.
[01:52:14] It's you and me.
[01:52:17] Okay wait, I think they're out.
[01:52:27] Come on.
[01:52:30] What bro?
[01:52:33] What bro?
[01:52:36] No!
[01:52:39] No!
[01:53:11] I can't come in the shed.
[01:53:17] Take off green stream.
[01:53:19] God, do I need to do this shit every time, bro?
[01:53:22] This is lead to do improve. I'm gonna say it as I sound.
[01:53:32] What do you want from me, bro?
[01:53:41] of
[01:53:52] nice
[01:54:00] oh my gosh 74 mixed 70 chamber 40
[01:54:06] Savannah on me.
[01:54:16] I'm dating.
[01:54:18] Oh my god!
[01:54:27] No bro, it's the green stream, bro.
[01:54:31] It's a green stream!
[01:54:33] Blow it into the lens.
[01:54:36] So get rid of my green screen then.
[01:54:44] Alright, I'll get rid of my green screen, bro.
[01:54:46] Yo, what is this flow doing to food, oh my god, bro, oh my god, fuck you.
[01:54:54] God damn.
[01:54:56] Make that shit blink.
[01:54:59] Bro, rage, rage, bro.
[01:55:03] Stop.
[01:55:05] I
[01:55:13] I'm so fried
[01:55:35] Come on
[01:55:53] Oh, what?
[01:56:01] Nice
[01:56:05] I
[01:56:14] Bro
[01:56:17] Hey, I wish I was more talkative like I'm talking to myself
[01:56:27] Yeah
[01:56:29] You all what how I gave y'all the bro
[01:56:35] Hey, bro.
[01:56:41] Last round.
[01:56:43] See?
[01:56:49] Very good.
[01:56:55] Oh, this is gonna be hard with the next ult.
[01:57:00] No hit.
[01:57:05] Oh
[01:57:29] It's charge you fucking idiots I hate y'all
[01:57:31] It shows in my screen, but I can't y'all can't see the smoke sometimes is a lighting
[01:57:42] Yo, Jax why why why why why?
[01:57:47] Now I'm just playing with you. I'm just playing. I'm just joking with you
[01:58:01] I
[01:58:03] I'm like
[01:58:24] Oh, I'll do so many good things to you with oh
[01:58:27] Oh, he just came now hey, oh wow, bro. Wow. Jesus. Wow. Have a good day
[01:58:44] My god, bro
[01:58:57] I
[01:58:59] Wait, oh my god way
[01:59:10] Yo
[01:59:12] Oh
[01:59:26] Hey guys see that one yes or no, bro, I'm a gay teacher at all
[01:59:36] God
[01:59:38] Oh my fucking god, man. There's actually just no way, bro. Oh
[01:59:46] My god, that was only one game
[01:59:49] You gotta be fucking shitty me
[01:59:53] Genuinely like that was one game
[02:00:01] Do well get it to me
[02:00:08] I
[02:00:10] Shanks
[02:00:12] So it shanks bro. He's not a gold though
[02:00:16] YBG, I think YBG is here
[02:00:28] Guapa
[02:00:34] Prada's in the chat Prada's ugly
[02:00:38] Is he actually in the chat?
[02:00:48] Dude, not gonna lie.
[02:00:54] Who the fuck is playing this game?
[02:00:57] Shanks?
[02:00:58] Shanks has been playing this game for five years straight, or like ten years straight.
[02:01:06] is like genuinely like self it's self-horm
[02:01:16] okay
[02:01:19] alright bro I'm gonna cue another oh I think you another no I have to cue
[02:01:26] another I think you another I'm just gonna cue another fucking
[02:01:31] That's Ron. What is he even doing? Is he polishing? Playing cards with my little brother. Yep.
[02:01:40] Balash. Ultimate Balash.
[02:01:46] Actually, across stage two, the third highest in the league of all the partnership teams of all the players.
[02:01:51] He's only behind Neon and Blows, which is crazy.
[02:01:54] Did you hear that, chap? Did you fucking hear that?
[02:01:58] Oh my God.
[02:02:05] I need something I need to look at right now.
[02:02:14] What if I were to produce her tryouts?
[02:02:24] The next opponent is... you.
[02:02:46] I wish Puma loved me so much more than everybody else on the job site.
[02:02:51] To my brother, if the whole world is against you, then it's us, versus the world.
[02:03:03] I'm with you.
[02:03:08] Holy fuck, bruh.
[02:03:11] Happy birthday!
[02:03:12] Happy birthday to you!
[02:03:16] Thank you.
[02:03:17] No.
[02:03:18] Send us to a Cambodian batty.
[02:03:20] So what's the day?
[02:03:21] I'm shaking and quaking, clinking, peaking, like shoveling and raking, that's what got
[02:03:24] statements from the party adjacent, you think you like raking, and Sissy real quick, you
[02:03:28] get a little like the basement.
[02:03:29] Do you want me, do you want to love me like that?
[02:03:35] Found.
[02:03:36] Oh, fuck me, man.
[02:03:45] Y'all should start asking random questions though.
[02:03:51] No, don't do that.
[02:03:52] Why would I tell you how to do that?
[02:03:53] Don't do that, don't do that.
[02:03:59] TTS?
[02:04:00] Oh my God, bro.
[02:04:02] I'm putting TTS.
[02:04:04] Nah, they're my reflection.
[02:04:06] That should not blow my eye.
[02:04:13] Alrighty.
[02:04:14] Hey, yo, it's good
[02:04:21] Yo, yo guys
[02:04:27] Yeah, just
[02:04:30] Moderate it. All right. All right. I'm 60 turn it on fucking
[02:04:36] You're walking
[02:04:38] Fuck you mean lock in bro. I'm locked in
[02:04:41] I need to win this.
[02:04:42] I'll get an agent.
[02:04:43] Oh, fuck, come on.
[02:04:57] So what's your line?
[02:05:03] My case is here.
[02:05:05] What?
[02:05:05] What are you playing on PlayStation?
[02:05:11] How?
[02:05:13] Where you at?
[02:05:15] How?
[02:05:24] How, bro?
[02:05:26] That battle on PS5?
[02:05:31] Ah, another Kingdom infestation.
[02:05:34] What the fuck?
[02:05:39] No, they fucking don't bro
[02:05:43] After this challenge is done get on boy driving sim we want to see you do some high driving
[02:05:49] Well, since you already suck that it's over you might be better
[02:05:56] Come down bro. Fuck you. I can drive I've never been in I never caused a car accident
[02:06:04] I
[02:06:11] Never
[02:06:16] Hey Darla, I mean look in tower once you're ready. Okay, uh, you know
[02:06:23] That's different the car wasn't moving
[02:06:26] Wasn't my own coming traffic
[02:06:34] three
[02:06:36] three
[02:06:38] ah bro
[02:06:40] everything is good with creatures in the back
[02:06:42] normal and you're supposed to have a heart
[02:06:44] why they shot my body what the fuck
[02:06:46] i would love to victimize
[02:06:48] get it back in blood
[02:06:56] i saw that bro
[02:07:04] Oh
[02:07:12] My don't mind over
[02:07:16] Maybe ask me this to a Victorian child in the 1800s that a little Chinese boy is making money getting high and playing
[02:07:23] one
[02:07:26] health
[02:07:30] yeah
[02:07:33] what the fuck
[02:07:34] the 78 sewer
[02:07:39] you are now manually
[02:07:43] one ramp one ramp
[02:07:46] I
[02:08:00] Already into the chat. Oh my god
[02:08:09] Oh my fucking god, yo guys we need to win this round, please
[02:08:17] Welcome with a strap
[02:08:20] If the comms no one listen, I'm gonna try my hardest
[02:08:25] We did it's not a scrap
[02:08:28] Damn, let me let me talk bro. Let's go. Let's do a B split
[02:08:32] split. It's a big split.
[02:08:41] It's down in three, two, one.
[02:08:47] It's all fucked up there in the mid lane.
[02:08:50] Is that clear?
[02:08:54] Seven and a half.
[02:09:02] I
[02:09:09] Like link link you're not all your wall
[02:09:17] I deserve that I deserve death put me in an electric kill it killed me bro
[02:09:22] I deserve everything bad in the fucking world. I'm laying bro. You have a mic use it
[02:09:28] I deserve everything bad in the world
[02:09:32] I
[02:09:41] Lose that
[02:09:48] This guy's is throwing
[02:09:51] So when I get high and play valorant every day my mom
[02:09:54] I mean, you also have headphones, right? You can do my creeper thing.
[02:10:00] Guys, guys, guys! Bro, come on, bro.
[02:10:02] Hey, hey, hey!
[02:10:03] That's okay, that's okay.
[02:10:04] No, guys. Bro, please. I need to win this shit.
[02:10:06] This is guys.
[02:10:07] Please stop arguing with each other.
[02:10:09] We're only on round three.
[02:10:13] My life is tripled though.
[02:10:16] Bro, no one's throwing a fucking gold dick shit.
[02:10:49] How many eyes that are in real life do you feel watched?
[02:10:53] What?
[02:11:04] Yeah, I think this guy peeks every round. I'm gonna stun him, let's run him down.
[02:11:07] Sure.
[02:11:08] Resident evil op linkers ain't no smoke coming up.
[02:11:11] Ah, bro. It's over for me.
[02:11:15] Yeah, what do you think happens when we die?
[02:11:18] Thank you.
[02:11:20] You're welcome.
[02:11:28] Imagine coming home from a 9 to 5 shit deal in a shoulty all day, and then sometimes I really play a valorant game,
[02:11:34] and you get a chop-faded spoiled streamer to throw your game for a challenge.
[02:11:38] Bitch. Fuck you.
[02:11:41] I just will put 24 hours
[02:11:49] Oh my fucking god, bro.
[02:12:02] Yo stop fucking suffering.
[02:12:04] Play the fucking game and charge that fucking drinking.
[02:12:07] Fuck, bro.
[02:12:09] She might be it for me, bro.
[02:12:14] I want to take the time to just say Yusuf is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen
[02:12:29] Hey, hey, hey
[02:12:31] Let's lock the fucking y'all. I actually I'm not gonna let us FF this shit
[02:12:35] Why the fuck are we even here, bro? It's old file. Let's get the fuck out of here, bro
[02:12:39] I still believe in you, dude.
[02:12:41] What the fuck up?
[02:12:43] I have a bitch.
[02:12:45] I'm not crying, you're a crypto thrower on my team.
[02:12:49] This is got a mic but I want to use it.
[02:12:51] Oh my god.
[02:12:53] You're like the only one complaining right now.
[02:12:55] Yeah, I need to sort that whole round.
[02:12:57] You sort it out.
[02:12:59] Did you throw it on the left side?
[02:13:01] I didn't.
[02:13:03] I'm on site.
[02:13:09] Oh, you're a good player.
[02:13:16] Blank.
[02:13:21] I
[02:13:34] Don't what is happening? There's no way I shouldn't
[02:13:41] I'm too fried.
[02:13:48] I need to do- let me answer it- Shirley, yeah, Shirley!
[02:13:59] Oh, god, three wins.
[02:14:03] Three wins.
[02:14:11] used to be good
[02:14:13] i am good bro i'm just fucking
[02:14:15] every shadow feels alive
[02:14:17] every distant scream sounds almost human
[02:14:19] and sometimes i wonder
[02:14:21] if we're the ones being watched
[02:14:23] what?
[02:14:25] what?
[02:14:27] i don't know how little we're going to see
[02:14:29] i'm sick of
[02:14:31] watching your gameplay
[02:14:37] i need to do a lot of this
[02:14:39] I need to do out of this
[02:14:44] I'm literally just
[02:15:09] I
[02:15:16] Show up now
[02:15:20] Why why I say it to time
[02:15:29] Yo, can you do me a favor and quit the fucking game you're fucking ass bitch
[02:15:39] I'm not doing two times bro.
[02:15:58] I did my last, I'm not doing two times, I did my last one, I'm not doing that shit.
[02:16:05] I did it fuck y'all
[02:16:10] else cam i literally did one of them
[02:16:13] I
[02:16:31] Know this is a horrible idea this is a horrible idea
[02:17:06] and he's looking like two people in a second
[02:17:08] what purpose do you serve on this client?
[02:17:10] my turn
[02:17:14] the fuck away from me
[02:17:18] bro, can you do me a favor?
[02:17:20] i'm calling you bro, finish next
[02:17:24] let's not fight the rest of you
[02:17:30] thank you bro
[02:17:32] come on myself
[02:17:34] By the way
[02:17:37] That's too serious
[02:18:09] Centuries skin walkers wear familiar faces things without name free beneath the earth and forgotten gods listen from places
[02:18:17] Humanity so what do you remember why I can see him plus three gets the more faces appear
[02:18:29] Get the fuck out of valor ass and stop larking the high
[02:18:39] Oh no.
[02:18:44] Nah.
[02:18:45] Oh fuck.
[02:18:49] The world is spinning.
[02:18:56] Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, what do you mean?
[02:19:26] it and hot loop home man do that on fan
[02:19:29] they'll know what you make you're gonna
[02:19:36] consume the fuck out of this chips with
[02:19:39] four pieces of buffalo wild wings
[02:19:41] chicken wait this is the accident I'm
[02:19:44] not even told them bro hey my dogs are
[02:19:47] you didn't do some fuck shit to this
[02:19:48] Oh
[02:20:02] No, I should could be on the
[02:20:05] Oh
[02:20:16] But how do you play these games I
[02:20:28] When you get these chicken nuggets from
[02:20:35] He's happy shit.
[02:20:37] That's a good spot.
[02:20:41] Jason, wake up. It's time for school.
[02:20:44] You've been having a dream. Wake up.
[02:20:50] Where did he get those chicken nuggets from?
[02:21:05] I
[02:21:19] My god, man, no, no, it's not my room right now. It's a fucking blur chat
[02:21:35] I
[02:21:40] Actually just take 13 hits bro
[02:21:55] Hey, I don't mean a mental job like vice
[02:22:00] Is there any reason you don't call out in a
[02:22:02] I'm not gonna lie bro, now what, I hate y'all, hey all I'm saying is, if he doesn't
[02:22:17] use his mic that round, he will not be 111 right now, and you can't even play E, it's
[02:22:31] It's a 3v1. Two people die from the flank.
[02:22:36] So it can't just be me.
[02:22:39] Bro, it's 1-11, just fucking...
[02:22:43] I'm gonna run it down, just call us.
[02:22:47] One B.
[02:23:01] plus 14 plus 4 bro we have to move around let's win it I hate this shit
[02:23:16] No.
[02:23:22] Oh, good.
[02:23:26] Oh, fuck.
[02:23:32] Hey, God.
[02:23:36] I say to this game and more town.
[02:23:46] can I just do a 1, 2, 3 instead of 1, 2, 3?
[02:24:32] on top of something. I can feel like the sheep touching the clothes that are touching my skin.
[02:25:02] Oh my fucking god.
[02:25:15] I need to blow something up.
[02:25:28] I
[02:25:37] Fight planted
[02:25:50] Why am I trying to win this shit, bro
[02:26:28] Oh my fucking god, I'm out of d-ring just the other day.
[02:26:34] Oh my fucking god, dude.
[02:26:41] YBG?
[02:26:48] Where's YBG?
[02:26:49] Oh
[02:26:58] My god
[02:27:03] Dog I've got the munchies in this bad, bro. I
[02:27:11] Can't you again alone, bro? That's just like genuinely like torture
[02:27:19] I'm tasting my Reggie.
[02:27:39] Oh my God.
[02:27:40] Are you guys food?
[02:27:41] Say I'm God.
[02:27:42] No, you don't know yet.
[02:27:43] I know this one.
[02:27:44] I've had this before.
[02:27:45] Thank God, bro.
[02:27:46] Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god.
[02:28:02] No, no, no, no, there's no way, bro dog
[02:28:09] That should look good as fuck. What is this?
[02:28:20] But why be any better you hop on the game I don't want to ruin their segment of chat
[02:28:32] Oh my god, it's a polite brother. So good, bro
[02:28:38] Oh my brother left over in the kitchen
[02:28:45] I'm silver
[02:28:50] Join their segment like what is their segment
[02:28:56] Called you wait. Let me call Drew, bro
[02:29:02] Oh, I'm so sad. I'm dead ass so sad. This is so sad chat
[02:29:23] Body called you
[02:29:32] YBG bear hop on discord
[02:29:36] Yo, I'm doing a lacy signal. What's up?
[02:29:40] If you is there any extra food in the kitchen after after yeah after yeah
[02:30:02] I
[02:30:14] Get another collab with that man a client. Yo
[02:30:21] I go a lot bro
[02:30:23] I'm gonna regeat up dog
[02:30:26] My son so far he went on burbles. No, it's so but it's actually bad, bro
[02:30:32] Like yo, I can't hear you
[02:30:42] Bro I'm watching your stream, but you look Friday's fuck
[02:30:56] Hey, can you hear me? Yeah
[02:31:02] I can't hear you!
[02:31:04] AHHHHH!
[02:31:05] Wait, how can you not hear me?
[02:31:09] YAAAHHHHH!
[02:31:12] Bro, you are fried.
[02:31:15] Oh my god, why can't you not hear me, bro?
[02:31:21] Oh my god!
[02:31:24] I added you, bro, at 6 with Salvadorian.
[02:31:27] Let me beg.
[02:31:30] All the motherfuckers, yo, yo, yo, yo!
[02:31:34] I can literally hear myself.
[02:31:38] Yo, I hear, I kinda hear you.
[02:31:41] Oh, no, I don't, that's in your stream, bro.
[02:31:44] Yo, can you hear me?
[02:31:46] Yeah, I can hear you now, bro.
[02:31:47] Hey!
[02:31:50] But have you won yet?
[02:31:52] You don't look like you did.
[02:31:54] I
[02:31:57] I'm so fine you have no fucking idea how much did you lose? I lost two games
[02:32:05] In a row, but that's 13
[02:32:08] 13 bro your fry jit
[02:32:13] All right go on the game bruh at me it's for Salvadorian how you spell that I added you bro
[02:32:24] Six foot Salvadorian
[02:32:27] Where where where where where where where where six foot Salvadorian
[02:32:36] Do y'all see a six foot Salvadorian in my ads
[02:32:42] Not to keep scrolling bro, oh see
[02:32:46] yeah
[02:32:48] What version yet update?
[02:32:50] No, you mean
[02:32:53] You're not updated. I am
[02:32:56] No, you're not updated. How?
[02:33:00] They get says version mismatch to the game. So basically what happened was I'm explaining to your high-ass
[02:33:05] So basically while you was playing the game they came up with an update my game updated your game's not
[02:33:11] So you got a research game and get back in the game you fried so it's gonna be a lot for you
[02:33:15] You don't have to get through it
[02:33:18] I
[02:33:24] Bro, how can you play this shit? Hi, oh, it's easy honest. I'll play shit high every night
[02:33:31] You still play Valorant
[02:33:34] Sometimes
[02:33:38] Oh my god, it's a update though
[02:33:41] Where's not that bad?
[02:33:43] Please time moving in slow
[02:33:46] Oh, I
[02:33:56] What
[02:33:59] Bro, I was talking normally what happened
[02:34:03] No, you were
[02:34:05] Yeah, I was
[02:34:07] But I was talking normally bro. What are you talking about?
[02:34:11] See, right, you're high, bro
[02:34:16] I
[02:34:19] Was are you ready, bro? He was
[02:34:24] I was talking to you normal you can go back in the water. She won't
[02:34:27] Know you weren't bro. Yes. I was maybe you were lagging or something
[02:34:35] Wait Jason he was okay, you had to do something for me, okay? Hmm put your finger on your nose
[02:34:41] Now look at your finger. Yeah, well, I'm not I'm not falling for that shit ever again
[02:34:48] Yo, I'm watching your sleep your finger or nose. I might be high, but I'm not I'm not I'm not doing that
[02:34:52] Bro, it has a new twist to it. What's the twist?
[02:34:57] You want to see put your finger on your nose?
[02:35:03] Now look at your finger
[02:35:35] Yeah, I'm gonna carry you. I'm not even trying to please I need I need everything
[02:35:43] Yo yo yo, what's good tea? I feel I feel everything
[02:35:49] Hey
[02:35:50] Don't sell my shit. You didn't talk in game by the way. Hey
[02:35:54] Nope still no don't fuck this game
[02:35:59] You're good at playing cipher, bro, you're good, bro
[02:36:03] Odin cipher
[02:36:05] All right, do me a favor. I need you to lock in sage. I'll read out some rules for you, bubba
[02:36:11] You know me something bitch or something. I mean do you want to win?
[02:36:24] Oh, you're like the best boss ever by gaming awesome
[02:36:32] So are you fake laughing with dubbing them or no
[02:36:35] No, man, I was not like you was casting out laughing, bro
[02:36:47] Yeah, this is bro you've been pro you've been
[02:36:50] Munching on those fucking just it's like the never-ending like big bro run. Give me infinite chips. I got chill, bro
[02:36:57] You know the pot of greed
[02:37:01] I say you eat not the pot of greed
[02:37:06] Don't give me a don't give me a cast in that life
[02:37:12] Yeah, you are ruining our six pack
[02:37:21] I'm feeling nice bro consider yourself carried, bro. Oh
[02:37:28] My god, bro
[02:37:32] What is something in the world?
[02:37:35] That you would lose everything to gain for
[02:37:40] Probably like probably like a really bad, huh?
[02:37:45] What about you here?
[02:37:51] You there I know guys, let's go see for some shall we
[02:38:01] My crew with me
[02:38:03] I
[02:38:05] Just one oh
[02:38:10] My god
[02:38:12] One HP on saving code nice
[02:38:15] Sage of back seven. That's my death. Thank you
[02:38:20] Hey, okay, Jason. Are you hot?
[02:38:24] Are we just lost?
[02:38:28] He's very low. Oh very low
[02:38:30] What you doing?
[02:38:33] I need you bro 78 I hit him 78 bro I thought he was low I thought he was low
[02:38:46] I think our jet is high yo who said he's low who who said he's low I think our jet is high
[02:38:54] bro they got blinker yo like I killed three and then got back up to 78 that's not my fault
[02:39:01] Get a mute up for me, bro. Okay. That's one
[02:39:05] You know what? Yeah, I got you
[02:39:08] Bro, take a blinker. Why are you looking at the blinker? It's saying hit me. Hey, me
[02:39:23] Hopefully if we can make it better once we win this game. Are you thinking fake blinkers and you speak hi?
[02:39:28] Why don't know smoke them out, bro?
[02:39:32] Good I could I I'm so fucking cut the same that really clear sight good
[02:39:42] There is four people on beat
[02:39:48] It's nice days on are they're chasing after you garage
[02:40:01] I
[02:40:04] Oh
[02:40:09] What
[02:40:12] Bro, you get you're kind of scared when you're sober beer a little scarier when you're high
[02:40:20] All right, bro
[02:40:31] I don't think I'll ever do this shit again
[02:40:34] Oh, do you know why?
[02:40:36] I'm too high like why I think it was a good idea like losing two games is
[02:40:44] 26
[02:40:46] hits
[02:40:56] Yo
[02:40:59] Jack, where are you?
[02:41:01] This guy's high bruh
[02:41:03] Not on this plane brother
[02:41:11] He's one yo
[02:41:14] Yo, he's one
[02:41:17] He was one bro bro set up set up set up
[02:41:23] Like dad did you see someone in spawn or something like yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up with you, bro? Let's just play man
[02:41:30] Okay, bro, bro, that's a valid car
[02:41:39] You said what?
[02:41:45] What is he saying? What did he say?
[02:41:49] No, I don't know, bro. I mean he says something normal, but you can't hear cuz you're high
[02:42:30] Well, I was gonna say we focus on try clutch first
[02:43:00] Come on, bro.
[02:43:02] And he's got it on green, bro.
[02:43:03] That's a Disney mode.
[02:43:04] That ass.
[02:43:05] Yeah, keep it on that Disney channel, bro.
[02:43:08] Damn, bro, this is kind of like a hot shot.
[02:43:09] Like, it's like, you should have cool things.
[02:43:11] Like, me.
[02:43:12] One more, one more.
[02:43:13] I'm not going to say something.
[02:43:15] Yo, I'm giving you an invite if you want to play.
[02:43:17] Me, Adapt, Pepsi, Lays are going to probably play some
[02:43:22] SNB on Black Ops too if you're welcome to join.
[02:43:24] Like right now?
[02:43:25] Probably like 15 minutes or something like that before
[02:43:27] new zombies, and you're welcome to join, bro.
[02:43:29] But if you're still doing this challenge, you can't win.
[02:43:34] Oh, wait, you need to win a game.
[02:43:37] Oh, wait, you can't get off them, right?
[02:43:39] You still have to win a game?
[02:43:40] I can't get off.
[02:43:41] I can't answer you until I win three games.
[02:43:42] How many wins have you won?
[02:43:44] Zero.
[02:43:45] All right.
[02:43:45] He's first.
[02:43:46] We'll see.
[02:43:46] Let me do the log.
[02:43:50] Yo.
[02:43:53] Yo, where is your hi-ass?
[02:43:54] We planted on A. We planted on A with your Friday ass.
[02:43:58] Get your fried ass to A.
[02:44:01] Oh, damn.
[02:44:02] How many deaths are we done?
[02:44:04] Four.
[02:44:04] You're all greening out, bro.
[02:44:07] Dog, dog, I can't.
[02:44:09] I just too many things going on right now, bro.
[02:44:14] That's a sage wall.
[02:44:17] You're talking about it.
[02:44:18] Yeah.
[02:44:19] Yeah.
[02:44:19] Yeah.
[02:44:20] Yeah.
[02:44:21] Ha, ha, ha.
[02:44:22] You've got such a way of information.
[02:44:25] Ah.
[02:44:28] All right, dude, huh?
[02:44:33] Yeah, bro, come on.
[02:44:35] Bro, why is the same dude who's at the stemming rod, deadass OB?
[02:44:39] Is this guy like a chat hopper?
[02:44:42] I'm just standing.
[02:44:46] Let's go.
[02:44:52] Huh?
[02:44:58] I'm going to have to fight.
[02:45:05] I'm going to have to fight.
[02:45:08] I'm going to have to fight.
[02:45:11] What?
[02:45:12] I got to hit it.
[02:45:16] Spike down.
[02:45:19] Spike down.
[02:45:22] What?
[02:45:24] What?
[02:45:26] Yeah.
[02:45:35] Just fuck the go, bro.
[02:45:37] Bro, you are crouched walking through a slower, bro.
[02:45:41] No, I'm not.
[02:45:47] Bro, you don't look like a happy camper right now, bro.
[02:45:49] What's going on?
[02:45:51] Fuck it.
[02:45:52] Come on.
[02:45:54] You owe two blinkers, I'm seeing in the chat, I actually-
[02:45:59] Why don't I hear if you didn't do it?
[02:46:01] What the fuck did he just say?
[02:46:10] You invite me into the games tonight?
[02:46:24] What did he just say?
[02:46:26] Did he just...
[02:46:27] Come on, come on, come on.
[02:46:31] Did he get out of there?
[02:46:32] Yeah, I didn't die.
[02:46:44] Wait, they're about, like, a 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
[02:46:47] You want one? One 20?
[02:46:49] I'll get back.
[02:46:54] I'll get back.
[02:47:01] Like Earth.
[02:47:02] Take a blinker.
[02:47:03] Wait, why are they saying I'm Earth 3?
[02:47:09] Because you do.
[02:47:10] We lost three rounds.
[02:47:12] Bruh.
[02:47:13] Yo, Earth to Dayton.
[02:47:14] Welcome to Earth, Mega.
[02:47:16] Welcome to earth mega. God damn. Take your three blinkers, bro. Oh my fucking god
[02:47:27] Are you greening out bro?
[02:47:30] I'm not
[02:47:46] Sage is playing a scene probably gonna go to the right.
[02:47:56] What?
[02:47:58] No, no, no.
[02:47:59] You're high, bro. You're high.
[02:48:01] That's a wall.
[02:48:02] That's a fucking wall.
[02:48:05] Wait, how long?
[02:48:07] I think the height is about to lock their pussy.
[02:48:09] Oh, never mind.
[02:48:12] I never mind. I did it.
[02:48:13] that's another blinker because he lost another round
[02:48:16] I killed them
[02:48:18] I don't think this challenge is impossible bro
[02:48:28] bro
[02:48:30] this is not possible bro
[02:48:32] bro it's possible bro
[02:48:34] oh and everything I love this is impossible bro
[02:48:36] oh god it's possible bro
[02:48:40] bro you mean high should be above
[02:49:12] Get him Jay! Get him Jay!
[02:49:14] Jason!
[02:49:16] I've left.
[02:49:18] We lost this round. That's another Blanker, bub.
[02:49:20] Oh fuck, bruh.
[02:49:22] No, no, no, no, please.
[02:49:24] Please, bruh.
[02:49:26] Jason, is that another Blanker?
[02:49:28] Nice, Jason. Okay, you 0-15 though.
[02:49:30] I've been counting.
[02:49:34] No, no, no, no. You still 0-15.
[02:49:36] 15? You do.
[02:49:38] Yes. We lost 15 rounds.
[02:49:40] There's no way
[02:49:42] All right, what's seven plus two then that's 15
[02:49:47] Oh, you're just high bro seven plus you're 15 you're 15 blinkers
[02:49:58] I just do one long one I'll count as all 15
[02:50:10] I
[02:50:30] Fuck wait hit him a lot
[02:50:40] I need you
[02:50:42] When every round
[02:50:46] Okay, okay, okay, okay. I didn't know I can't
[02:50:51] please
[02:50:54] All right, but I got
[02:51:01] I got you I got you
[02:51:10] Yo ho, you look.
[02:51:12] I'm gonna say how you look, I'm gonna call me racist.
[02:51:19] Bro, there's no way, bro, my shit, it's so dry, it's so dry over here, it's so dry over
[02:51:30] here.
[02:51:31] Hey.
[02:51:32] Nice, bro, it's a good round, as long as we don't die, okay?
[02:51:37] We died around over
[02:51:54] Well done Jason
[02:51:56] Oh
[02:52:05] My god, bro
[02:52:16] Bro be my little he makes you play better bro been telling you that
[02:52:24] Yeah, bro you sound like
[02:52:26] I
[02:52:31] Wonder if I could like fake be sober right now. Oh, you're faking being high already
[02:52:36] ready bear pretty hard to do that
[02:52:43] what the fuck is that?
[02:52:46] 123
[02:52:49] 123 saves
[02:52:53] what are you doing?
[02:53:06] I
[02:53:12] Did you even kill the wrong guy
[02:53:19] YBG bro
[02:53:21] Bro, I mean that's another loss, you know, right? This is not possible bad every round lost, bro
[02:53:29] Gotta lose a lot of rounds, bro
[02:53:36] Oh my god
[02:53:38] Bro don't throw up if you're gonna do anything don't throw up from greening out. No, don't tell me I'm gonna green out
[02:53:45] I'm not gonna green out. I'm just bro. I'm just trying to support you bro
[02:53:50] hi
[02:53:53] Rage baiting bro
[02:53:56] Get mad when you're fucking high drive what you sober
[02:54:06] okay guys I hear some some for it's a some for a lobby lots long guys
[02:54:24] one back side already
[02:55:06] What was in his hand?
[02:55:08] Oh you just got stuck bro, you're actually in a beautiful spot, bro.
[02:55:13] Bro, that's awesome. I'm so happy for you.
[02:55:17] Bro, you're getting stuck bro, you should just enjoy it bro, but don't agree now, don't get too high.
[02:55:23] Dude shut the fuck up.
[02:55:26] Fuck you!
[02:55:31] Bro, I love getting high bro.
[02:55:36] your chest in the green house
[02:55:44] i don't think it will be
[02:55:47] grassy
[02:55:52] the
[02:55:54] the
[02:55:57] the
[02:56:02] One enemy remaining.
[02:56:05] He's here, he's here.
[02:56:08] Good job, guys.
[02:56:10] Alright guys, if you guys want to know, my friend Jet is Jason the Wean.
[02:56:14] And he's doing, though, every round lost one Blinker challenge.
[02:56:18] Currently he's 34 Blinkers in, and he's feeling pretty fried.
[02:56:22] We're gonna have to win this game with no more rounds lost,
[02:56:24] and we're gonna have to try to save my friend Jason.
[02:56:27] I
[02:56:34] What please guys guys, please help Jason same Jason
[02:56:46] Yeah, there are lots of movement a lot h4
[02:56:50] 100 on where they
[02:56:52] What?
[02:56:54] They're going to get a heal from this guy at the stage, that's what I'm talking about.
[02:57:02] He's on the left.
[02:57:12] He's on the left.
[02:57:14] I
[02:57:28] Will be lost we lost
[02:57:34] No fucking way bro Jason we lost
[02:57:36] I'm not going to be lost.
[02:57:42] Jason, Kai's coming.
[02:57:44] Kai's coming.
[02:57:45] Kai's coming.
[02:57:46] Kai's coming.
[02:57:47] Hi, guys.
[02:57:48] What are you Bumbaklot doing?
[02:57:50] Dude, that means that Jason has to take another blinker, guys.
[02:57:54] Go ahead, Jason.
[02:57:55] Jason, go ahead.
[02:57:58] But do it secretly because Kai's coming and Fanon's looking for you.
[02:58:03] Secretly take the blinker because Kai said no smoking no party in um, you know
[02:58:12] Well, you're frozen
[02:58:23] All right, but what's not fun? Oh my god, bro, you're actually get it
[02:58:33] I love you. I love you.
[02:58:36] Oh, man, bro. You really turn angry when you hide, bro. I know what type of nigga you are.
[02:58:43] I thought you said something else. Bro, El Ego, you changed.
[02:58:47] What are you two, dude? Aw.
[02:58:51] So cute. Alright, but don't lose anymore, okay?
[02:58:55] Yeah, we gotta win this. Yeah, yeah.
[02:59:01] I'll see it
[02:59:06] Yo, they just poured fart spray on Jason and on Jay shock, bro
[02:59:15] Jason we lost this round they should be very careful two of our teammates already died. This is seeming like a round boss, bro
[02:59:21] I'm not.
[02:59:24] I'm not.
[02:59:28] I'll not see. I'll not see.
[02:59:33] I'm okay.
[02:59:36] Oh.
[02:59:43] Close right. Uh...
[02:59:46] You know that means you know that means say with me it's time for a blinker. Why did you say with me?
[03:00:00] No, you don't lie. We got it. We got to change the rules or this is this is nope. It's just not gonna work
[03:00:08] But you mean it's not gonna work, bro. We're already 35 rounds in bro. You can't change the rules now
[03:00:12] 35 bro 35 years 35 rounds in bro 36 actually
[03:00:22] of
[03:01:03] Oh my god.
[03:01:04] Oh my god.
[03:01:06] Let's go, guys.
[03:01:12] Dude, Jason, good round, bro.
[03:01:15] Wait, Jason, we can win this game without losing any more rounds.
[03:01:19] Oh, never mind.
[03:01:20] I just got an Amber alert.
[03:01:21] I gotta go.
[03:01:22] What?
[03:01:23] I just got an Amber alert.
[03:01:24] I gotta go.
[03:01:25] I'm not to leave the game.
[03:01:26] All right, guys, I have to leave the game.
[03:01:28] I got an Amber alert.
[03:01:30] Wait, the Amber Alerts for Jason Wynn.
[03:01:33] What?
[03:01:34] What?
[03:01:35] Bro, the Amber Alert says your name.
[03:01:38] I kid you not.
[03:01:39] Wow.
[03:01:40] I don't know.
[03:01:41] I don't know.
[03:01:42] I don't know, bro.
[03:01:43] You tell me, bro.
[03:01:44] I'm scared.
[03:01:45] Oh, I'm getting really scared, bro.
[03:01:47] What the fuck's what we want right now?
[03:01:50] What?
[03:01:51] Oh, it says your name on the Amber Alert.
[03:01:54] I'm how?
[03:01:55] I'm here.
[03:01:56] Okay.
[03:02:27] Jason, we can win with no more rounds lost.
[03:02:37] Give me a hell yeah, bro.
[03:02:41] Let's go.
[03:02:43] Let's go, I was close enough.
[03:02:46] Let's go.
[03:02:50] Really, you're melting.
[03:02:53] Let's go.
[03:02:55] Hey.
[03:02:57] Oh, fuck!
[03:03:04] What, you got munchies? I hear when people get high they get munchies.
[03:03:07] Yeah.
[03:03:08] Or do you get munchies?
[03:03:09] Yeah, they're...
[03:03:10] Roar. You should get a munchie box or something.
[03:03:13] For your munchies.
[03:03:15] Yeah, they're A. They're A. They're A.
[03:03:17] Uh-uh.
[03:03:27] I'm sure
[03:03:44] You know that means
[03:03:49] I'm not a library you got a crash on this club, bro you're settling you on purpose, bro
[03:03:53] 817 bro crash on him bro
[03:04:00] Well crash on that guy bro. He's selling you bro shut up
[03:04:04] All right, bet yo selfs bro my friend Jason Louise. I'm very happy with you because he's doing a challenge, bro
[03:04:13] You didn't know yes, I'm YBG Jason's cameraman
[03:04:23] It's okay. It's okay.
[03:04:24] In case there's any flying downs in the game.
[03:04:34] I need this shit back.
[03:04:37] Bro.
[03:04:38] But don't you need three wins?
[03:04:40] Yeah.
[03:04:42] No!
[03:04:43] How are you gonna get three wins, bro?
[03:04:45] Yeah, I'm gonna ask him. Let's get him.
[03:04:47] Oh, there's supposed to be big pieces of the lead on.
[03:04:50] Bro, wow.
[03:04:51] We re-attack some Gata, we re-attack re-attack Tinex, we re-attack re-attack, we re-attack, we re-attack.
[03:04:57] Eeey, it's an S1, but it's an S1.
[03:05:02] Dead on one.
[03:05:04] I'm dead.
[03:05:05] Dead on Blue.
[03:05:07] One garage.
[03:05:09] I've lost.
[03:05:17] What is he doing?
[03:05:18] What are you doing is my question?
[03:05:23] Yo, chat, you're so faded.
[03:05:25] Yeah, he's chat, am I faded?
[03:05:28] Wait, look at my little streamer lose her ass and nerd ass.
[03:05:31] Yo, chat, am I faded?
[03:05:32] Nerd ass streamer dude.
[03:05:36] Fucking nerd ass streamer dude.
[03:05:38] But they fried you.
[03:05:39] That did in the game fried you.
[03:05:41] What the fuck?
[03:05:41] Orc ass streamer dude.
[03:05:43] Bro, yo, chat, am I faded?
[03:05:45] Chat, am I hot?
[03:05:47] work as dreamer god like yeah bro let me stream me get it faded bro yo my
[03:05:53] I did it, dude.
[03:05:55] Shut up, fuck off.
[03:06:00] Get out there.
[03:06:02] Oh, yeah, yeah, let's get us dead.
[03:06:06] Duh.
[03:06:17] What's wrong?
[03:06:20] Oh, no, oh, no.
[03:06:23] hello hello five damage on him five damage
[03:06:31] these five damage a good common yeah yeah it's it's the best opinion I'm
[03:06:36] you know for me
[03:06:40] wow bro on you if I get a buy dude you could buy them you're do you can buy
[03:06:48] if someone's fine, if someone
[03:06:52] are you high? Are you a
[03:06:57] I guess I can't. I went on
[03:07:01] Yeah, you went on verbal. That
[03:07:05] you don't know. Yeah, I'm going
[03:07:09] through that stage right now.
[03:07:13] you get in the horny stage
[03:07:15] oh yeah that's actually true
[03:07:23] 1 up C, 7-8
[03:07:26] where they see, where they see?
[03:07:28] C, C, C
[03:07:30] CDD, EE, ATF, ATF, 7-8
[03:07:35] there's an E5, there's an E5
[03:07:37] we can win, we can win
[03:07:39] so this nerd ass streamer dude loses as many rods as possible
[03:07:43] on their side now
[03:07:47] yo brahman their side now
[03:07:50] fucking nerd ass stripper dude yo try to buy high
[03:07:55] yeah you should buy me
[03:07:59] so
[03:08:02] come on bro this is your round
[03:08:11] That's one of them
[03:08:16] Is that Wraith?
[03:08:19] Wraith's using his-
[03:08:20] Yup, they're on him
[03:08:21] Alright, get out of the way, get out of the way
[03:08:35] Oh, they're on him
[03:08:37] I'll be safe
[03:08:38] Oh, it's-
[03:08:41] Let's frickin go do the interviews I did the most.
[03:08:49] Thank you bro.
[03:08:50] Let go of your four buttons.
[03:08:52] At least you had it on the camera.
[03:08:54] Oh my god bro.
[03:08:55] Bro you're literally leaning bro.
[03:08:57] You should have said not fendin.
[03:08:59] That shit's not hitting me.
[03:09:02] RPG.
[03:09:03] Oh wait.
[03:09:04] That was the one I was...
[03:09:05] Bro that...
[03:09:06] That one's laced bro.
[03:09:07] That was the one I was, bro that, that one's laced bro.
[03:09:11] I was like, yo bro, I was like, bro it's not strong enough.
[03:09:15] I gotta lace it with some fentanyl bro.
[03:09:17] Yo, you're hitting that?
[03:09:18] What the fuck is wrong with you?
[03:09:21] Bro, that's what I be smoking.
[03:09:25] Bro, I'm sorry.
[03:09:29] Yo, I said I was sorry bro.
[03:09:31] You probably can't understand English anymore bro,
[03:09:33] you're faking.
[03:09:34] 3 fire this with me
[03:09:37] on this one this one
[03:09:40] nah nah nah
[03:09:42] nothing
[03:09:50] K-PAK
[03:09:52] oh man
[03:09:54] there you go
[03:09:56] I'm dead
[03:10:01] oh my god
[03:10:05] Look you go away, but like I keep your beat
[03:10:08] To 80 on a native don't go to see is to see away. What? Yeah, fuck is my fucking dead fucking doing
[03:10:21] He clocked you bro
[03:10:23] I'm staring at the walls on attack every single round.
[03:10:26] What are you talking about?
[03:10:27] Yo chat, yo chat in my eye.
[03:10:29] Yo chat, chat in my eye.
[03:10:32] They match, Dreamer dude.
[03:10:33] Me!
[03:10:34] Oh my god, I saw.
[03:10:36] Updraft to heaven.
[03:10:37] Stand on that box for a while.
[03:10:38] Use your updraft to get into heaven.
[03:10:40] Nope, they're up there.
[03:10:43] He's behind you, chat.
[03:10:44] Holy.
[03:10:45] Oh
[03:11:01] What the hell
[03:11:06] I'd both think you're dreaming out
[03:11:15] your blinkers bro you deserve that bro you could have won that for yourself
[03:11:22] your team
[03:11:25] duh you got words to say or not I have no fucking words bro I I I've gone
[03:11:34] unverbal I'm literally seeing everything in slow motion my knives are spinning in
[03:11:49] slow fucking motion but also what did I just get all for our sight there you go
[03:11:55] Jason Jason this is all you one man with the mission
[03:12:00] Bumbo fucking clot. Well, I only had one of a lot. Okay, I'll see you
[03:12:08] Oh
[03:12:14] Yeah, and after you get you lay master or dude
[03:12:21] You're that guy in the game said I do a lay master or dude
[03:12:27] Okay
[03:12:30] bro you sold are you had zero first bloods dog what the fuck am I just
[03:12:42] AFK I'm literally stuck in time right now
[03:12:47] bro oh my god I can't open my eyes bro bro open them open your eyes
[03:12:58] eyes bro how fried are you 40 blinkers not that much bro
[03:13:07] you fake hi no no no no no no that
[03:13:15] that said what don't you say I'll be back I'm gonna are you better like enter a
[03:13:22] different plane of existence bro you're leaning bro it's just we
[03:13:27] David what do you mean I'm leaning?
[03:13:29] Well you're literally your whole body is leaning towards one direction breath that's not normal
[03:13:35] bro.
[03:13:36] Well I'm feeling the fuck I desire.
[03:13:42] Well you gotta do the challenge we need three wins.
[03:13:47] I don't know why the fuck would I do three wins.
[03:13:54] Yeah, I ain't got a lot of three wins this week.
[03:13:56] Let's do this right here.
[03:13:58] Yeah, Dennis, I saw that.
[03:14:02] It's so hard to do one.
[03:14:04] This is the first one.
[03:14:06] Oh, my God.
[03:14:08] Oh, my God.
[03:14:10] But if we do one win, then maybe it'll be too easy.
[03:14:23] I'm not sure if you can hear me.
[03:14:33] Can you hear me?
[03:14:37] Yeah.
[03:14:38] Yo.
[03:14:39] Hey, Jason.
[03:14:40] Hey, Jason.
[03:14:41] It's me, bro.
[03:14:42] You greened out two hours ago.
[03:14:43] No.
[03:14:44] No, I didn't.
[03:14:45] Yep.
[03:14:46] Yes, you did.
[03:14:47] No, I didn't.
[03:14:48] And now I need you to wake up for me, okay?
[03:14:49] You're still in slow motion.
[03:14:50] No, no, no.
[03:14:51] Jason, Jason.
[03:14:52] Greened out two two hours ago, okay? We're all here trying to wake you up
[03:14:57] No, no, no, we're all here trying to wake you up. I'm gonna sleep for a while
[03:15:02] But you've been asleep for two hours, bro. There's no way I've been worried about you. Yes, bro. Yes, you have
[03:15:09] No way greened out two hours ago, bro. We've been trying to wake you up this whole time
[03:15:16] There's no way
[03:15:22] Bro, we just left Paris yesterday. Are you still jet lagged?
[03:15:30] Paris was yesterday, are you still jet lagged?
[03:15:39] All right, bro, whatever bro. All right, Irene and Emily are coming over tomorrow. What the fuck are you saying?
[03:15:45] I'm not gonna lie your time traveling, bro
[03:15:47] Do you know what year it is 2026? No, it's 2023 bro the problem of your life
[03:15:57] What?
[03:15:58] You get to do a do-over. Okay, if it changed whatever you want. No, they're currently in phase
[03:16:08] All right, let's get a win back
[03:16:12] Bro, I need a break, man. All right, I guess a month
[03:16:17] I
[03:16:25] First day of school
[03:16:36] Well, I got a pro in the lobby since kings
[03:16:43] Yeah
[03:16:47] those kings he said i heard you need a pro
[03:16:59] yo he said i'm gonna invite you
[03:17:02] hi brad that's cool that's cool
[03:17:06] all right i get cool i mean bro honestly
[03:17:13] I don't know any bros.
[03:17:15] Bro guapo bro.
[03:17:17] Alright where's guapo?
[03:17:19] Where's the yeah?
[03:17:25] You need a pro to carry, well what's the point honestly?
[03:17:29] What's the point bro?
[03:17:31] So I think bro I'm so high right now.
[03:17:35] Bro, do you want to earn it or do you want to get carried through it bro?
[03:17:40] What's the point, bro? You might as well give him your account and play on it, bro.
[03:17:45] Alright, come on, bro.
[03:17:49] Come on, bro.
[03:17:50] You can do it yourself.
[03:17:54] Baz watching.
[03:17:58] Come on, bro, big deep.
[03:18:00] Oh my god.
[03:18:05] Alright, catch up on your blinkers.
[03:18:07] Catch up on your blinkers.
[03:18:08] I don't even understand how, like, hi I am, or...
[03:18:15] I don't know, bro. This is...
[03:18:17] This is too much.
[03:18:20] Oh, that sounds like you're greening.
[03:18:24] That ass?
[03:18:26] No, no, no. You'll know if you're greening. Bro, I greened out the other night, actually.
[03:18:29] No, you didn't.
[03:18:30] Yeah, I did, bro.
[03:18:31] Well, how good is it if you're greening?
[03:18:33] Bro, I felt sick.
[03:18:36] Wanted to throw up and I wanted to sleep so it'd be over bro. I
[03:18:43] Was in between sleeping and throwing up well guapo's in the chat like look you want to get carried you want to get carried
[03:18:48] It's your way through it
[03:18:51] Bro you if you throw out
[03:19:06] Dude, throwin' up is good, because then you get rid of all the bad stuff out of your
[03:19:17] body.
[03:19:18] It's like a detox.
[03:19:19] Maybe you should throw up.
[03:19:22] Bleh.
[03:19:23] Maybe you should throw up.
[03:19:25] Bleh!
[03:19:27] Can you bite? Bleh!
[03:19:30] Stop.
[03:19:35] Wait, wait, can you add what was in the call?
[03:19:38] Yeah, I got you, bro.
[03:19:40] You have to join the new call though, okay? Can you do that?
[03:19:43] How?
[03:19:45] So, it's gonna call you and you're gonna press accept, okay?
[03:19:48] What did he add?
[03:19:55] Did you add it?
[03:20:04] Oh fuck.
[03:20:09] I just forgot I'm in the toilet.
[03:20:14] Yo!
[03:20:15] bro it didn't make a noise bro which oh hi yes it did bro you were just
[03:20:23] putting it out no it wasn't making fun I swear
[03:20:29] probably you got to get her and carry Jason and Valerian I bet when you do
[03:20:36] some shit to anyways. You down?
[03:20:40] Oh,
[03:20:43] say you're hard. Okay, keep that to yourself. You need to tell us
[03:20:46] that.
[03:20:48] You couldn't plan this idea like the end of your stream.
[03:20:53] How many wins? Three wins in a row?
[03:20:58] Probably G.
[03:20:59] I mean, three wins in a row, bro. Do you see this nigga over
[03:21:02] here, bro? He's literally finger in his eyeball, bro,
[03:21:06] while being stuck in time, bro.
[03:21:08] It's like, do you think that's going to happen?
[03:21:11] Dude.
[03:21:13] No, you got to keep asking me questions, bro.
[03:21:17] All right, bro, what's your name?
[03:21:18] Jason.
[03:21:20] OK, who mogs you?
[03:21:21] Marlon?
[03:21:22] Oh, go on.
[03:21:23] Oh!
[03:21:25] Oh!
[03:21:26] I don't know.
[03:21:29] All right, who's your favorite flower?
[03:21:30] Oh, my god!
[03:21:34] I'm high, bro.
[03:21:34] I'm sorry.
[03:21:35] I'm high.
[03:21:36] What the fuck?
[03:21:37] Bro, I hate you.
[03:21:38] Wait, why would you hear high, too?
[03:21:39] Yeah, I'm getting caught.
[03:21:40] Dude, I'm not allowed to.
[03:21:41] I'm glad you said that because I'm high as fuck right now.
[03:21:44] Whoa, I'm contact-tied, bro.
[03:21:46] Wait.
[03:21:47] I'm high as fuck.
[03:21:50] I'm so high life since slow-made shit.
[03:21:55] Christ, I'm high as fuck.
[03:21:58] Wait, why is life in slow-motion?
[03:22:00] Yeah, because I'm high.
[03:22:03] So, what, braw about to go non-verbal start leaning on my chair sideways.
[03:22:12] Because that's what he was doing.
[03:22:16] Good.
[03:22:18] Good. Are you all right?
[03:22:20] Stop asking that, bro.
[03:22:23] You said ask you questions, now you're saying don't ask you questions.
[03:22:25] Ask me different questions that don't involve this.
[03:22:29] Okay, but like what type of questions do you want?
[03:22:32] You want math questions general trivia boys gonna win one game of Valorant. We're chilling
[03:22:37] alright
[03:22:39] I bet easy why my game not loading up chat
[03:22:43] Don't just I smoke and get high wait chat shot every blinker wait chat wait chat every round. I lose. I had a blinker
[03:22:52] Lit 40 rounds left
[03:22:55] Later I meant I'm at 40 rounds later and then like you wait saw us
[03:23:02] We can move Mario Kart like an hour.
[03:23:07] Edward, I don't think he's live yet.
[03:23:10] He might be.
[03:23:12] What are we waiting on?
[03:23:15] Can you leave your body right now and enter the astral realm?
[03:23:20] Wait, what?
[03:23:22] Leave your body and enter the astral realm?
[03:23:25] Astral realm.
[03:23:27] I love you, bro.
[03:23:29] the astral realm
[03:23:32] it's like the spirit world
[03:23:35] what is the astral realm
[03:23:38] alright try it right now try it right now try to leave your body
[03:23:41] and then look at yourself try try try
[03:23:44] whoa you're astral projecting
[03:23:48] now imagine you're a butterfly flying through the sky
[03:23:52] and then a frog
[03:23:56] I'm here inviting you to eat
[03:24:03] you.
[03:24:06] Invite me.
[03:24:16] Why are you laughing?
[03:24:20] I told that joke 30 minutes ago.
[03:24:22] You know I don't understand how time is going by.
[03:24:26] It's been 30 minutes since I told that joke
[03:24:28] about the butterfly, bro.
[03:24:29] You're still laughing about that shit.
[03:24:31] No, what are you talking about?
[03:24:33] I've been saying if I ever take 130 minutes.
[03:24:35] Invite me.
[03:24:37] Like, Adrian, you've been asking that how long, bro?
[03:24:39] Two hours?
[03:24:40] For what?
[03:24:42] Yeah, bro.
[03:24:43] You're high, too, bro.
[03:24:44] Bro, I'm high as fuck right now.
[03:24:46] God.
[03:24:48] God.
[03:24:48] he said let's invite him
[03:24:50] you fuck
[03:24:50] you invite him
[03:24:51] I fuck
[03:24:52] I don't have him added on this account
[03:24:53] he doesn't have to be added on this account
[03:24:55] I do I do
[03:24:57] Sam now I'll just show you bro
[03:24:58] I'll have you added
[03:25:02] I'm high
[03:25:04] what the fuck do you mean you're gold
[03:25:07] bro twin chill you too high twin chill
[03:25:10] bro
[03:25:11] hey
[03:25:11] who the
[03:25:12] why the fuck are you gold
[03:25:14] it's me
[03:25:16] it's me it's me you're in or done
[03:25:18] It's me!
[03:25:20] What is he talking about, bro?
[03:25:22] I'm your inner thoughts!
[03:25:24] Bro, Santi entered your mind in the actual projection.
[03:25:26] No way!
[03:25:28] What the fuck is going on?
[03:25:30] Dig Santi out of your head!
[03:25:32] Dig Santi out of your head!
[03:25:34] Don't get me out of here! Please stop!
[03:25:38] Get him out of your head!
[03:25:42] Get him out!
[03:25:44] It's Asian as fuck!
[03:26:16] good job
[03:26:18] yeah
[03:26:20] yeah
[03:26:24] what the fuck
[03:26:26] bro are you okay?
[03:26:28] wait
[03:26:30] bro my monitor got plugged
[03:26:32] wait wait wait hold on hold on
[03:26:34] alright AJ wait we're good we're good
[03:26:36] AJ we're good
[03:26:38] no bro no my monitor got plugged
[03:26:40] what the fuck are we playing
[03:26:42] Swift Blade? I knew he was fake high bro
[03:26:44] What are we playing split play?
[03:26:47] Bro give me another chat.
[03:26:49] Chat send me a gold account.
[03:26:53] Chat send me a gold account on Discord.
[03:26:56] How do I fix this shit?
[03:26:59] Bro look at the top of the list of the invite friends bro.
[03:27:03] It's just like seeing her for the first time.
[03:27:06] I
[03:27:12] I'm changing my account just wait bro. They said bro. How long have we been in this lobby screen?
[03:27:19] That's what I was to you. I feel I've been the shit bro. Santi entered my mind
[03:27:25] But he did yes, bro
[03:27:28] Why would it happen? What the fuck?
[03:27:31] He yeah, you send it to me on discord chat. I'm gonna get a bowl
[03:27:35] I'm so thirsty bro my throat is so it's so thirsty dry
[03:27:43] Oh, I'm thirsty thirsty Jason
[03:27:47] And it's me on this wait the water's hurting my stomach is maybe sick. I'm gonna throw up
[03:27:55] Wait bro my stomach it hurts wait the air the air tastes like poison. Yeah, I don't like breathing anymore
[03:28:05] you have to force yourself to breathe now in how that forces up the blank make
[03:28:16] yourself blank
[03:28:23] there's no fucking way bro you show your writing in security go are you
[03:28:32] breathing yes I'm breathing bro so everything heavy so I can say you're
[03:28:37] breathing bro because I can't tell I gotta see your body moving thank you
[03:28:44] What?
[03:28:46] Thank you, Jack.
[03:28:52] What?
[03:28:58] Bro, why would you, bro?
[03:29:00] Why would you, you're fucking hell if it's all this high, bro.
[03:29:04] Bro, I'm contact high, bro.
[03:29:06] Bro, what the fuck do you mean you're contact high?
[03:29:09] You're not even in the same fucking house.
[03:29:11] Oh
[03:29:13] Everything's moving in slow motion
[03:29:26] Yo, why did you send me your information?
[03:29:34] What's up boys
[03:29:41] No, no, no.
[03:29:42] Wait, let me see your eyes.
[03:29:44] Oh my, don't get close to my eyes.
[03:29:46] Yeah, I don't do it right here.
[03:29:48] That's fine.
[03:29:49] Wait, your eyes are so bloodshot.
[03:29:51] Really?
[03:29:51] How many hits have you had?
[03:29:53] Both of them.
[03:29:53] A pen?
[03:29:55] Too many.
[03:29:55] What are you smoking?
[03:29:56] Outweigh, uh, uh, 710 lbs.
[03:30:00] That's it.
[03:30:00] A pen?
[03:30:01] Yeah, brah.
[03:30:02] Y'all want, you want to hit?
[03:30:04] Fuck no.
[03:30:05] Suffer?
[03:30:06] No.
[03:30:08] Don't be very serious.
[03:30:09] You had 40 hits, say on God.
[03:30:10] Yes, bro, I'm on it.
[03:30:13] Wait, why with 40 hits?
[03:30:15] I'm in Tel Aviv right now, bro.
[03:30:21] Wait, is that normal?
[03:30:25] You're in Tel Aviv.
[03:30:27] Wait, is 40, are you going to be OK?
[03:30:29] I don't know, bro.
[03:30:31] Can you, do you want some water?
[03:30:32] Wait, bro, whoa, what are you,
[03:30:34] why are you making it seem like I'm about to die?
[03:30:36] What's going on right now?
[03:30:37] 40 hits of a pen is nuts, Jay.
[03:30:40] Yeah, but you're fine.
[03:30:41] Yeah, I'm good.
[03:30:41] As long as you're having a good time, fuck it.
[03:30:43] You know what, the munchies are got food upstairs.
[03:30:45] Oh, bro, I was watching out stream.
[03:30:49] Y'all have my ass, ooh, bro.
[03:30:51] Oh, his eyes are sharp.
[03:30:52] Yeah, look at his eyes.
[03:30:54] You look like brother learning.
[03:30:55] Dude, your eyes are like shunt.
[03:30:58] No, they're not, bro.
[03:30:59] They're still open.
[03:31:00] What team is this?
[03:31:02] Baseball.
[03:31:03] Baseball.
[03:31:05] The Badgers.
[03:31:06] How is he matching?
[03:31:07] He can't see that match.
[03:31:08] All right.
[03:31:09] Listen, bro, can you give me things, a screen for me?
[03:31:13] Thank you, bro.
[03:31:14] Thank you, y'all.
[03:31:15] Appreciate it, y'all.
[03:31:16] 40 pieces, please.
[03:31:18] Oh, my God, that, uh, we used a smoke shop.
[03:31:23] Really?
[03:31:25] Oh, that's a long story, son.
[03:31:28] Hey, yo, guys.
[03:31:29] Yo, bro, you look like Bert and Ernie.
[03:31:31] Hey, bro, am I hired a dish shop just walking
[03:31:36] to see you like Bert and Ernie?
[03:31:39] I
[03:31:42] Agent you guys want me to play well whatever
[03:31:47] I can do it on everything
[03:31:49] They still get on stage and then you can get on like a different thing
[03:31:53] Okay, babe, I'm gonna just carry the game and I'll just make it easy for us. Yeah
[03:31:57] I'm not gonna lie though. Like I do Jason. I've known you for so long. I don't ask for much, bro
[03:32:03] You're not streaming after this. I could get the raid when you're done. Is that?
[03:32:09] I'm just saying
[03:32:22] Now I'm not high
[03:32:26] So now so now my fuck is a sentient all of a sudden fuck it oh
[03:32:31] The chips coming back
[03:32:33] Fuck it. Fuck it dude. No, no, no, no don't drink more water because more water is gonna put more stuff in your stomach for more stuff to throw up
[03:32:40] Because if you throw it and you're gonna throw up all over the place
[03:32:43] Play
[03:32:46] I'm good bro sober
[03:32:49] I'm sober
[03:32:51] I'm sober
[03:32:54] I'm sober
[03:32:55] Bro, what if you were really in Valor you were a real life Valor agent you walk around
[03:33:00] I'd probably be uh, I'd probably be isa
[03:33:03] You probably did it.
[03:33:10] Yeah, I would be ice though.
[03:33:12] I would be Omen because I'm misunderstood.
[03:33:17] Is Omen misunderstood to see a demon born from hell?
[03:33:22] Well, you better not be saved. Well, you bet it's ill.
[03:33:33] What's going on?
[03:33:35] Who's that?
[03:33:37] They can heal me?
[03:33:44] Dave's in.
[03:33:46] You're high.
[03:33:48] He'll have it.
[03:33:50] A.J.?
[03:33:51] I'll meet you, he'll have it.
[03:33:53] A.J. save us.
[03:33:55] A.J.
[03:33:57] He'll have it.
[03:33:59] He'll have it.
[03:34:03] I feel like I'm melting, bro.
[03:34:08] All right, if you guys have sex with one ballerina agent, who would it be?
[03:34:13] What?
[03:34:14] No, what?
[03:34:15] That's normal question.
[03:34:16] All right, if you guys have sex with one overwatch agent, who would it be?
[03:34:23] I'm picking.
[03:34:24] I'll pick.
[03:34:25] I'll pick.
[03:34:26] I'll pick.
[03:34:27] I'll pick.
[03:34:28] I'll pick.
[03:34:29] I'll pick.
[03:34:30] Hey, I'll pick Phoenix because it looks like YBG.
[03:34:36] What?
[03:34:37] Hey!
[03:34:39] I'm probably banging Sage to be honest, but she bad.
[03:34:44] Amazing.
[03:34:45] I don't really even like women.
[03:34:50] We all cuffed up in the car, bruh.
[03:34:52] Yeah, bruh, they got us.
[03:35:00] I
[03:35:19] Were you losing bro, I'm wondering
[03:35:22] Bro, I didn't think it was trash.
[03:35:23] What are you talking about, bro?
[03:35:24] Bro, how do you do a dick?
[03:35:26] I'm watching the instant replay right now.
[03:35:29] Why would you throw with your gun around to your hand
[03:35:32] and aim it at the smoke?
[03:35:33] Are you hired or something?
[03:35:35] I'm fine, like, holy.
[03:35:38] You're not.
[03:35:39] No, you're chillin'.
[03:35:40] No, you're chillin'.
[03:35:41] I feel like I'm outside the shit right now.
[03:35:44] No, you're not.
[03:35:45] You're good, bro.
[03:35:45] Bro, hey, body.
[03:35:48] Bro, if I put keys in your hand right now,
[03:35:50] are you driving correctly?
[03:35:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:35:53] Like someone is going to pass away on the road if I drive.
[03:35:57] Oh, bro, you're not even high, bro.
[03:35:58] What the fuck?
[03:35:59] How did that just happen?
[03:35:59] Get my gun and win.
[03:36:01] How did I just die to that?
[03:36:02] That's ridiculous.
[03:36:04] That's fucking ridiculous.
[03:36:06] He's a cubby, cubby, cubby cat.
[03:36:13] Yo, how did you just, Jason,
[03:36:14] no doubt of this guy.
[03:36:15] He killed all of us.
[03:36:16] There's a vehicle behind you.
[03:36:18] Bro, you're just high ass.
[03:36:20] Bro, you're fainting hard, bro.
[03:36:24] Behind you, behind you, Omen.
[03:36:25] Wait, our Omen might be high, too.
[03:36:27] I love you, I love you, I love you.
[03:36:29] Yo.
[03:36:30] Alright, guys.
[03:36:31] I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
[03:36:33] This is my friend Jason Lowe and my friend A2Guapo, okay?
[03:36:36] We're doing the one blinker every loss round challenge.
[03:36:40] So, if you guys don't want us to get high,
[03:36:42] then we shouldn't lose rounds.
[03:36:43] But if you do want us to get high,
[03:36:44] then we should lose rounds.
[03:36:50] Not a very talkative bunch.
[03:37:06] All right. All good.
[03:37:08] Oh, I'm dead.
[03:37:10] Jason, can you rest me?
[03:37:12] I can't.
[03:37:13] Wait, Jason, I marked you.
[03:37:15] Jason, rest me.
[03:37:17] That's not a fake hit bruh.
[03:37:20] Whoa, cool knife bro.
[03:37:21] Well I didn't know smoke come off is not a fake hit.
[03:37:24] Wait, why is your movement perfect if you're high?
[03:37:27] But why is your crosshair placement perfect if you're high?
[03:37:30] Are you high?
[03:37:32] Shit, we're off bro.
[03:37:36] He's awping bro, I need to do something.
[03:37:39] We don't have any initiator, it's just KO.
[03:37:41] Bro, look at this big kid.
[03:37:43] We're gonna flash Jason, you ready?
[03:38:16] Okay, why didn't you like that round?
[03:38:18] That scene, eh?
[03:38:19] Uh, it was just bad.
[03:38:21] I'm gonna try to mark it.
[03:38:23] Well, could you have done differently that round, Jason?
[03:38:25] Cause I died.
[03:38:27] Okay, but when you were running out, you had your wall.
[03:38:29] He's marked it.
[03:38:30] You should have walled him.
[03:38:32] Bro, I thought someone was gonna shoot or so out of the wall.
[03:38:35] Come on, go and help me.
[03:38:37] I thought someone shot you because you did it wrong.
[03:38:39] He's marking, no, no, he's marking.
[03:38:43] You ever heard of the phrase, food for thought, Jason?
[03:38:45] the fuck team is this bro the whole team fucking hi
[03:38:50] what's your favorite quote?
[03:38:53] my favorite quote is gotta be
[03:38:56] I don't know
[03:38:59] there's a lot of good quotes in this world
[03:39:02] okay but can you pick one?
[03:39:04] something by Socrates
[03:39:06] wait was Socrates artist
[03:39:09] okay stop right there
[03:39:11] he was a great philosopher
[03:39:13] Okay, so stop right there. His name is socrates. He's a socrates
[03:39:18] so crazy
[03:39:20] No, oh no, socrates
[03:39:22] So it's
[03:39:27] There you go, socrates
[03:39:30] Wait soccer team was not in the World Cup anymore, but the World Cup ended a while ago
[03:39:35] No, it's soccer tease. No, no, we're not wearing soccer teeth, bro
[03:39:39] No, so crap soccer
[03:39:43] of
[03:39:50] course you're gonna fucking what is going on
[03:39:54] this is a little nice much of jay
[03:40:01] okay jason what do you think the best form of attack you think that
[03:40:05] do you do you ever set the fuck up do you ever just let it go
[03:40:09] I'm trying to listen to the
[03:40:14] fucking game and you're in my
[03:40:19] ear. I can't play fucking.
[03:40:23] Oh, oh, oh, my god. You're
[03:40:29] resorting to name calling.
[03:40:32] What is that? Is that nice?
[03:40:37] you there is there is shriek what's your name oh nice try not the hard R bro you're
[03:40:45] not calling me neither no bro you can't race this way you hide no way I could get
[03:40:54] I'm not playing anymore. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't like to hear that word but someone in my group actually suffers from that
[03:41:17] No, don't I said that laugh bro if it's not funny enough. They just don't laugh at all
[03:41:22] I'm not fake laughing. Fuck you. I hate you, bro.
[03:41:27] You hate me.
[03:41:28] Yes, I do.
[03:41:31] Fucking pussy eat my balls.
[03:41:37] I like, I like.
[03:41:40] What's in this book?
[03:41:42] Let's go team up.
[03:41:45] I needed it so bad.
[03:41:47] I needed it so bad, bro.
[03:41:50] Please, you just want to sit back.
[03:41:52] Look at a smoke all game while your teammates carry you or do you want to win this yourself?
[03:41:57] Well, I'm trying
[03:42:00] Are you I'm trying
[03:42:03] All right, what should we do this game then?
[03:42:06] What do you do this round? What do we do this round? We have to go B
[03:42:09] Okay, guys our idea is saying we have to go B. Okay. Let's go B. Okay. What should we do on B?
[03:42:15] What's our execute plant the bomb?
[03:42:17] plant the bomb
[03:42:19] those smokes
[03:42:21] Oh
[03:42:25] Okay, what should I do? Yeah, come on
[03:42:38] What the fuck
[03:42:41] It's a smoke
[03:42:43] Am I getting fucking Johnny's in a
[03:42:46] Why do you know one coming in to your right?
[03:42:51] I hate you, bro. Oh, you fucking hate me, huh? I hate you, bro. Why do you hate me?
[03:43:04] What did I do? You're asking me what we should do. You said dash in. You didn't say dash
[03:43:10] in. Clear right, left. You didn't say dash in smoking. You didn't say dash in out.
[03:43:13] You said dash in.
[03:43:17] Now hit the blinker two times.
[03:43:19] No, I need a break.
[03:43:21] Here, just add my shit up.
[03:43:23] I'll do it later.
[03:43:24] No, I'll do it now.
[03:43:26] No, I'll do it now.
[03:43:29] Go on, try to add something on this.
[03:43:34] Is this our eco or your 5000 credits?
[03:43:36] Why didn't you buy?
[03:43:37] Why didn't you have your night found in spawn?
[03:43:39] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:43:40] You said ask you questions, right?
[03:43:41] question is what the fuck are you doing
[03:43:43] that's again I got a gun top mid for you
[03:43:46] I do baby hits I do baby hits bro
[03:43:52] what the fuck are you doing
[03:44:01] The
[03:44:03] Vandal on cat and there's one made Jason please
[03:44:10] Jason
[03:44:13] He's made I slept made what
[03:44:16] Could be true. Could be true fast. We've three fast. They did his name
[03:44:20] What a lovely lad well look am I up for me daddy?
[03:44:30] Where?
[03:44:31] I made me made me made me there you go.
[03:44:33] That's what you're doing.
[03:44:34] Thanks you guys.
[03:44:35] Then I'll call AJ daddy.
[03:44:36] Call AJ daddy.
[03:44:37] No problem man.
[03:44:38] No daddy sir.
[03:44:39] Oh fuck.
[03:44:40] Why are you not calling daddy?
[03:44:41] He's curing you.
[03:44:42] Because I'm just thankful.
[03:44:43] I don't have to call him dad to be thankful.
[03:44:46] Alright.
[03:44:47] You're good bro.
[03:44:48] You don't have to call me dad to be thankful.
[03:44:49] Thank you. You're good bro. No, maybe we should maybe start asking him for things to see how
[03:44:55] $1,000
[03:44:59] You get greedy when he's high bear
[03:45:05] Fuck yeah, I'm trying to put this overlay on my screen. I forget
[03:45:10] What the fuck is my say dropping?
[03:45:15] Am I blind
[03:45:17] pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
[03:45:24] You want pizza?
[03:45:27] No, I would think you were wrong, man.
[03:45:33] I
[03:45:46] Wait what it didn't give me the kill
[03:45:56] I get paid off for you any day they're specating that round is that awesome what?
[03:46:03] How was spectating that round? Was it awesome?
[03:46:06] I did it. I played it and I died.
[03:46:09] Yeah, okay, what happens after you die, Jason? You spectate, right?
[03:46:15] Yo, bro.
[03:46:18] Bro, I think we're both too high, bro. We're greening out, bro.
[03:46:25] Alright, Jason, what's your favorite color?
[03:46:28] Uh... blue.
[03:46:30] play blue blue what kind of blue like navy blue baby blue ocean blue astral blue ultra blue
[03:46:41] Sakura blue uh mika blue uh orange blue what are you doing right now right stop
[03:46:47] What the fuck is that fuck you guys
[03:47:01] so there's fuck you shut up speak so just like how do I download
[03:47:10] once you're right see once you're right yep what are you doing Jason what the
[03:47:15] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:47:17] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:47:21] Fuck.
[03:47:23] Time to stop back up.
[03:47:31] Alright, so Jason, I'm gonna ask you to do two things for me, okay?
[03:47:36] What?
[03:47:37] Jason.
[03:47:38] Alright, number one, open your fucking eyes.
[03:47:40] Eyes are open.
[03:47:41] Number two, use your fucking guts.
[03:47:44] You can buy here. I'm gonna buy you. Okay. I'm gonna buy you a big
[03:47:49] Oh, you can buy yourself. Okay. All right. I'm gonna play with you this round. Okay
[03:47:55] All right, let's do the spawn play. Yes, well with our knife out play. Let's do that one
[03:48:01] Yep, yep, let's go
[03:48:08] All right, but I'll be we're going to our bed. Let's go cat
[03:48:11] nice lower bro okay they're off you can't we should probably go to our right right now
[03:48:20] um all right get ready bro
[03:48:31] one close cat close cat let me carry for you again
[03:48:35] oh my god he's on the cross
[03:48:38] Oh
[03:48:52] Oh
[03:49:08] Yeah, I'm a tattoo all right today some bubba you hold tap for me bubba
[03:49:14] Last round in the half. I know I don't even I don't even care. We're gonna win bro. I just had to do that whole thing
[03:49:24] All right, what's your what's your favorite new anime that's like still releasing episodes
[03:49:30] I don't know okay, okay, what about you AJ?
[03:49:41] Oh, you like any anima's that are coming out?
[03:49:47] Uh, I like, uh, Demon Slayer.
[03:49:52] Oh, that's a good one, that's a good one, Jason, do you like Demon Slayer?
[03:49:55] Uhhh, didn't say it was pretty good.
[03:50:00] Okay.
[03:50:05] What the fuck bro? How's he killing me?
[03:50:08] That's cheating bro.
[03:50:25] oh my god yes yeah the woman's gonna kill you daddy uh
[03:50:33] hey how are you the woman hasn't spoken bro
[03:50:41] i'm right here
[03:50:48] nice try bro i'm gonna watch by bg what's your favorite anime that's coming out
[03:50:54] right now bleached for sure definitely
[03:51:03] so six six halves not that bad but if I was doing a blinker challenge at six
[03:51:08] six half would probably probably almost break me bro I'd probably be on the
[03:51:11] verge of insanity bro nah we'll win and now it's pretty much
[03:51:17] unloosable yeah Jason how are you one in ten bro at least get a kill bro a
[03:51:23] positive reinforcement though because like when I'm high like positive
[03:51:25] enforcement. JC, JC. It's okay. You're okay. You're gonna do great. Okay, buddy.
[03:51:33] 5G bro. Yeah. You're dead ass. Like, I don't hate to be high around you. Bro, no, you wouldn't.
[03:51:41] You would love to be high around me.
[03:51:45] Jason, why don't you look at me. Bro, I have a great reaction. Did you just ask Jason if his
[03:51:50] favorite color was Mika blue no I did I have such a late reaction that was like
[03:51:56] 20 minutes ago I have such delayed reaction is that even a real color of
[03:52:01] blue to have Wow Wow all right so Jason yep yep yep yep well right there what
[03:52:10] you're whoa whoa quickly quickly bowl nice I said kill me kill me I might you
[03:52:14] kill me i'm i was here jimmy kill me oh looks like someone's realized that it's
[03:52:21] planted on the other side oh I'll wait for you to share don't count on him
[03:52:29] I'll be honest
[03:52:33] Yep
[03:52:37] It's near fucking useless all that running over just
[03:52:43] You lost well
[03:52:48] And that's he lets me last second too high this is going to catch up on your catch up on your blinkers
[03:52:55] Oh my god
[03:52:57] Oh
[03:52:59] Baby raisin it's that what do you think about that? I don't like baby rage
[03:53:06] Okay, I don't know baby
[03:53:08] All right, Jason Jason what's a what's the streamer you don't like?
[03:53:16] The first room it comes your hair
[03:53:21] Well, it's got PR chain even when he's high
[03:53:28] All right while you're still on top of the wall and kill them all three goes, bro
[03:53:35] They're here Jason they're here
[03:53:43] They're going a yes, man. Yeah, they're going. Oh, now this guy want to speak what the fuck was that?
[03:53:48] How was he buffed bro?
[03:53:58] I'm about to play A bro, how are you guys letting me in A?
[03:54:06] Two trees.
[03:54:09] Nice.
[03:54:12] Clutch.
[03:54:13] Really clutch.
[03:54:14] He's tree.
[03:54:15] He's tree.
[03:54:16] One tree.
[03:54:17] King, there's trees here.
[03:54:19] Hold tree, hold tree!
[03:54:21] I'll kill some trees.
[03:54:23] They can be having!
[03:54:25] Jason, what a round!
[03:54:27] Bro, how many kills did you get?
[03:54:29] I got one, and I'm doing 11.
[03:54:31] Thanks.
[03:54:33] Fuck you.
[03:54:35] Bro, you're not even high anymore.
[03:54:37] Can you hit the blinker, like hard?
[03:54:39] I'm definitely...
[03:54:41] Are you fucking crazy?
[03:54:43] No, are you crazy?
[03:54:46] I'm so hot, bro.
[03:54:50] Bro, bro, are you hot?
[03:54:55] You're gonna drop, Jay.
[03:54:57] Jason, you might as well sell everything you dropped.
[03:55:00] Jay, wait, let me get a drop.
[03:55:02] Appreciate you, bro.
[03:55:03] You're welcome, bro.
[03:55:05] All right, Jason, what's your favorite power rager?
[03:55:09] Which power ranger do you like the most?
[03:55:10] I personally like the, um, I like the, I like the, I like the, I like the, I like the green and white ranger
[03:55:18] The white ranger, the red one. Yeah, the red ranger is the whole green and white
[03:55:24] Not all these things are different rangers. I was both the one
[03:55:27] I would try to be like this more
[03:55:35] He needs some say
[03:56:10] and just talk for hours.
[03:56:11] Bro, let's get high tonight.
[03:56:12] Come on.
[03:56:13] Bro, A.T., do you remember that 1-9?
[03:56:16] Bro, A.T. and Jason, do you ever remember that 1-9
[03:56:17] when we were going to boxing, right?
[03:56:19] We were going to boxing 1-9.
[03:56:21] Oh, yeah, and then we got high.
[03:56:24] It's a late night vibe, bro.
[03:56:25] We were all wearing our matching outfits from the stream.
[03:56:28] Oh, I remember that.
[03:56:29] Oh, they just set good vibes.
[03:56:31] two more guys two more they're resurrecting on site if you peek now well done lad this
[03:56:45] is two more on site he said is I want you to get these kills run out there is a vandal
[03:56:50] you're right I'm fucking blimey man wow wow give a gun what a fucking wall
[03:57:03] bro escape the genius it's up to you to stop them bro it's up to you on the
[03:57:11] Right, you're right. They have K. They're not right. They have K. You have to play. You have to play. You see him, Jay. You see him.
[03:57:17] We lost, we lost.
[03:57:19] I was just told you to be.
[03:57:22] I told you.
[03:57:27] Bro, do you even care, everyone?
[03:57:29] You know what I like doing when I'm high? Why would you? Oh, we should get food, bro.
[03:57:32] A high eating session.
[03:57:34] Bro, I love being high and eating, bro.
[03:57:37] Bro, I don't like being too high and then greening out and throwing up.
[03:57:40] I just would you are more high right now
[03:57:43] Bro if I could be higher bro, I'd be on my trip different level, bro
[03:57:47] We do you should we lose this game on purpose?
[03:58:01] You know the only thing I don't like about being high Wow is when I wish I was higher
[03:58:10] I
[03:58:13] Was guys sitting in the fucking corner. Can you res me Jane you could wall and rest in it you should wall my body
[03:58:23] Res me Jason I'm behind you
[03:58:30] Now we're gonna win once they have it let's go cat
[03:58:40] I
[03:58:42] Can beat your left
[03:58:47] Let's have it happen you're right, right?
[03:58:53] Do you want to blinds the buzzer?
[03:58:56] Hello, oh
[03:58:58] My god
[03:59:00] Who had I missed that jump?
[03:59:02] That's what I'm talking about before bro. I've never missed that jump back in a day
[03:59:08] It's because I'm high as fuck
[03:59:15] Wait wait life's in slow motion Jason wake up Jason
[03:59:22] Jason
[03:59:24] Hey, bro, I hate being high as fuck and like people just talking and stimulating the OD
[03:59:29] I would like being high and everybody chatting cuz it makes me anxious though. Oh my god anxiety and just overthinking
[03:59:44] Yeah, what is a horrible having about you high to handle the situation down to like make my heart spike. Oh my god
[03:59:52] This one should hate that
[03:59:54] bro I would feel my heart like bracing my chest no I would I would not be
[03:59:59] I
[04:00:05] Am I being hard
[04:00:37] streaming so maybe a few comms out of you maybe a joke here in there because like us as viewers in
[04:00:44] the chat you want to see your streamer probably Joe wait I don't want this you know like that
[04:00:52] uh well joke you want to hear um can you tell me the one about the Fagawi can you tell me that one
[04:01:28] What you're going to do is wall yourself up so you can kill all of them from a higher advantage
[04:01:32] Everyone knows Valorant has height advantage. If you're a higher up, you can shoot down on people
[04:01:47] Bro, my son playing Valorant in his dreams right now
[04:01:52] I feel like I'm dreaming right now like this feels like a dream
[04:01:55] I feel like I'm dreaming about streaming Valorant.
[04:02:09] But Jason, what if you were dreaming this whole time and then you have to wake up and
[04:02:13] do all this all over again?
[04:02:15] Wouldn't that make you anxious?
[04:02:16] So, we ain't ever to live the same day twice.
[04:02:19] It's kind of an OP superpower.
[04:02:22] but would you want to limit what would you get from it this day nothing really
[04:02:32] maybe maybe
[04:03:22] Don't do drugs? You don't like drugs?
[04:03:25] Those are bad.
[04:03:27] Those are bad for you, right?
[04:03:29] Yeah.
[04:03:31] Yeah.
[04:03:33] So, do you like, like, what's your favorite food?
[04:03:35] Like, coffee?
[04:03:37] What?
[04:03:38] Let me watch!
[04:03:39] Let's go!
[04:03:52] you
[04:04:22] you
[04:04:52] you
[04:05:22] you
[04:05:52] you
[04:06:22] You
[04:06:47] Bro zombie apocalypse
[04:06:52] I
[04:06:58] Here are the top three greatest up to the moon sights in fortnight
[04:07:02] Yeah, we loaded pretty quick
[04:07:04] number
[04:07:05] Or who the fuck is
[04:07:12] Ladies and if you squint really hard
[04:07:14] Kings are like seeing like cool things like right now if I squint really hard I can see octopus
[04:07:22] I
[04:07:26] Bro, I think you closed your eyes, bro. You didn't explain you can't squint
[04:07:31] I see a
[04:07:33] Feel leopard
[04:07:35] Well, what color is a leopard?
[04:07:38] It's like I cheated for
[04:07:40] Oh, that's a cheetah probably not a leopard, right?
[04:07:45] You're right
[04:07:48] All right, Jason they're coming to your side. Hey, bro
[04:07:50] They said be very careful to not die if you die in the game you do die in real life, so be careful of that
[04:08:01] Yep, no one wants to die, bro
[04:08:12] Now you say said okay, they could be cat on us Jason be very careful
[04:08:16] He's 105 homins one HP I
[04:08:26] Didn't blink or no, I'm gonna do the beer thing after this. I'm wondering if you're from the way
[04:08:31] nice
[04:08:34] YBG
[04:08:36] They're looking good, bro
[04:08:38] But I thought I was gonna die
[04:08:41] Bro, I know bro. That was so freakin scary. Bro. How did you die?
[04:08:46] I need you to do one thing for me, okay?
[04:08:54] You take three big breaths.
[04:08:56] Yep, just like that.
[04:09:03] Yep, good job, bro.
[04:09:08] Yep, great, good job.
[04:09:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[04:09:16] I
[04:09:36] Fucking show what this bitch
[04:09:39] Fuck this over
[04:09:46] I
[04:09:58] Hey
[04:10:01] I'm on baby
[04:10:03] Bro, they have to go be the one a two times in a row
[04:10:07] I just go a Airbnb go be Jason because they're gonna go be sure they have to go be and we're gonna kill everybody
[04:10:13] you already smoked remain what why have you been whispering this call why
[04:10:21] yeah why haven't you been whispering I have this is not a nice thing this
[04:10:26] and then why have you know I haven't been whispering rather than speaking in a
[04:10:30] It's a normal voice oh I've been chill
[04:10:36] And manager another ride
[04:10:42] Nice is one tiles and one on cat
[04:10:50] Isn't what spot are you are on the map right now?
[04:10:53] Oh
[04:11:02] Oh, he's bottom it bottom it
[04:11:07] To you what's up to you? What's up to you?
[04:11:09] What the fuck
[04:11:23] Bro, she's my tape no, I have no more
[04:11:29] What do you do the last one young
[04:11:31] I don't know
[04:11:33] Roll no, you gotta think about it
[04:11:40] Look you know you said that don't what you're still crying. It's our crying evil sad stuff like
[04:11:47] Like what if like bro, what if you fall off and then like you lose everything the fuck
[04:12:01] I
[04:12:15] Suck ass boys. This is not good guys. I need to get that kill like normal. I wish
[04:12:26] What is one thing you could go back like you were going change
[04:12:31] you said a what-a-go a year ago go back a year ago and change I probably wouldn't
[04:12:38] face review really why not I probably would have waited until after I
[04:12:46] discovered read a truth out and just pretended I was never fat
[04:12:50] Ahhhh
[04:12:52] My ult is ready
[04:12:58] Is that fairs chat?
[04:13:00] What's up, slop shower?
[04:13:02] Fairs, fairs, fairs
[04:13:08] Jason, you know we lost this round, right?
[04:13:10] Yeah, I know
[04:13:13] So, what does it mean if we lost this round?
[04:13:15] What does it mean you have to do?
[04:13:17] I know
[04:13:19] What does it mean you have to do Jason?
[04:13:21] Okay, but sometimes we don't want to do things and we have to do them
[04:13:30] Jason you think I'm gonna go to work
[04:13:35] Hey somebody smell like shit remember what Jason? Oh my god. No, that was just too big
[04:13:41] I
[04:13:47] Wait thoughts are you in the kitchen that way smells like dog shit
[04:13:56] No, I'm about to do you I'm about to use my last
[04:14:41] I
[04:14:48] Shot Salvador
[04:14:58] I think I think I think they might be trying to get you bro. Whoa
[04:15:03] They're trying to get you bro
[04:15:06] For you know who's gonna get you bro
[04:15:08] Oh, no. Oh.
[04:15:10] Bro, the hand. The hand.
[04:15:11] No, no, no. No one's gonna get me, bro.
[04:15:14] Bro, the hand is gonna get you after that thing you did, bro.
[04:15:17] Remember?
[04:15:18] I didn't do shit, dude.
[04:15:20] Bro, you stopped the hand with Spider-Man and the Punisher,
[04:15:23] bro.
[04:15:24] What the fuck?
[04:15:25] How'd you forget about that?
[04:15:32] Get out of my way!
[04:15:33] Well, how do you not remember that, bro?
[04:15:34] What does that mean?
[04:15:37] You're good bro.
[04:15:48] Only 30 oles bro.
[04:15:52] I hate this game.
[04:16:08] This is how does your favorite nice song go
[04:16:14] Me song you sing it as a town
[04:16:24] You
[04:16:26] OHHHHHHH
[04:16:28] OHHHH
[04:16:29] OHHHH
[04:16:30] Hold on
[04:16:31] Come on, come on, come on
[04:16:33] Heyyyyyy
[04:16:36] Bro, hold on, you know how to sing
[04:16:43] Yo, let's get into the next round, we gotta stop trolling. Come on
[04:16:46] Yeah, I ain't gonna let this stop trolling, okay?
[04:16:48] Alright, take off the fake high like I for just a little bit
[04:16:52] Dude, I'm not fake high bro
[04:16:54] All right, but let's pretend you're sober for a few rounds.
[04:16:57] So many guys.
[04:17:01] Bro, I said take off the-
[04:17:05] Come on.
[04:17:09] Here's a face.
[04:17:46] What do you like more American dad or family guy?
[04:17:50] He's a bull street. The fight, the men's.
[04:17:58] What do you like more American dad or family guy?
[04:18:02] Okay, what about family guy or Rick and Morty?
[04:18:06] Okay, okay, okay. What about Rick and Morty or regular show?
[04:18:10] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. How about regular store or adventure
[04:18:14] Okay, okay, okay, okay, how about regular store adventure time, okay? Okay, okay? Okay?
[04:18:21] I
[04:18:34] Know you did specify as she said blinkers
[04:18:44] No no no Jason we might have to lose this game bro and we might be fucked forever I almost
[04:18:50] promised y'all not losing this game bro.
[04:18:55] 3 gun.
[04:18:58] NAR.
[04:19:02] I'm a random cat, random cat, that's all you.
[04:19:11] Fight planted.
[04:19:18] So far, so far, I hope the chicken doesn't die.
[04:19:23] Any close-ups like his name is French fries.
[04:19:26] Why are you feeding me? I'm in your head.
[04:19:30] If I'm gonna leave him dead
[04:19:34] His name is killer
[04:19:37] Loose like Michael Myers
[04:19:40] My year
[04:19:41] I'm trying to see what's near me. I look at myself and I see a mirror
[04:19:48] mirror
[04:19:50] What are you? Oh that ass? All right now. All right now fuck what that shit
[04:19:55] Okay
[04:20:00] Oh
[04:20:14] Did you mean to say mirror instead of mirror
[04:20:17] I
[04:20:28] What are close to
[04:20:30] Just to be very careful that guy. It's very strong Jason. Why is he like Super Saiyan God, bro?
[04:20:38] I'm like fucking Krillin
[04:20:41] Bro, you look like Krillin kind of you feel like Krillin
[04:20:44] damn you get on my ass I cannot get I can't get on your ass
[04:20:58] bro I never you said anything to you feel like Kirlin you feel like Kirlin you
[04:21:04] You feel like Master Roshi.
[04:21:06] You feel like PoPo.
[04:21:08] What?
[04:21:10] Well, you've been trying to race this way high, bro.
[04:21:17] You feel like Simpson's character.
[04:21:19] Hey, Dave.
[04:21:21] Good job.
[04:21:23] Why the fuck? I can't just really feel like Wobble.
[04:21:25] I'm not even Bill Badd, no more asses.
[04:21:27] So he can say I look like Master Roshi.
[04:21:29] But I can't say that he looks like Mr. PoPo.
[04:21:32] Nah fuck yeah
[04:21:34] Oh, I think John looked like Guapo
[04:21:38] No he said look, if it's a Popo, the guy who's all black with red lips
[04:21:42] Oh, that's the guy I don't know
[04:21:44] I thought you said manager Yoshi, isn't he the like the sensei guy?
[04:21:48] No, Yoshi is the green dinosaur, you nega
[04:21:52] God damn
[04:21:54] Oh
[04:21:56] Wait, you have to keep reading out what I'm about to say
[04:21:58] Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be. I didn't mean to be a racist.
[04:22:04] This is read out what's in the chat. Read out what's in the chat.
[04:22:08] No, why would I do that?
[04:22:10] I don't say that word.
[04:22:14] Problems got you.
[04:22:16] I did.
[04:22:23] One enemy remaining.
[04:22:27] There you go, there you go, there you go.
[04:22:29] What do you say, Nina?
[04:22:31] Yes, I did.
[04:22:34] Oh yeah?
[04:22:35] Yes, I did.
[04:22:37] Oh yeah?
[04:22:38] Yes, I did.
[04:22:41] Alright, Jason, I'm back.
[04:22:43] Can you say the word no?
[04:22:44] Are you ready?
[04:22:45] I bet I can say get you to say the word no. Are you ready?
[04:22:50] Okay
[04:22:51] All right, so let's say you drive it right you got stoplight. Are you trying to right or left?
[04:22:56] wait
[04:22:59] Let's say you had a stoplight. Are you trying to right or left?
[04:23:05] What's your way I want to turn
[04:23:08] My nigga are you turning right or left?
[04:23:12] You come on stop by the pins on the way where I'm trying to go
[04:23:16] Let's say you're trying to go over to the street. That's down down the street to your right. Are you trying to right or left? I
[04:23:24] Don't get it. Yeah, you blow my shit. No, I swear to God
[04:23:30] Yeah, I'm gonna go reaction
[04:23:32] Like you're trying to go to students one. I was gonna go to 711 on the left
[04:23:36] I'm trying to go to the left.
[04:23:38] I'm trying to go to the right.
[04:23:40] I'm trying to go to the right.
[04:23:42] I was thinking of going to Shake Shack.
[04:23:44] Alright, so are you trying to ride or lay?
[04:23:48] I'm trying to ride.
[04:23:50] Okay, and now if you ask Shake Shack, do you get a sprite or do you get a milkshake?
[04:23:54] Uh, it's a milkshake.
[04:23:56] Wait, how do you play this before?
[04:23:58] I play what?
[04:24:00] Have you done this like, this like game before or no?
[04:24:04] know what game my nigga I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you okay what about that
[04:24:12] bro are you doing stop playing with fucking dashes and use your gun kid
[04:24:23] Oh my god, bro, it's too high bro. It doesn't work for you too high
[04:24:35] We're gonna lose the game by the way
[04:24:42] We're gonna lose this game
[04:24:53] bro I'm geeking right now I might green bro wait why was he can you go like armor
[04:25:00] for me so we can car carriers bro got your brother thank you bro so you might go I can
[04:25:05] get any one tap I didn't even come I don't cough cuz I'm not heavy yet I'll do a baby
[04:25:16] maybe maybe he's too okay
[04:25:27] I did not raid me like I did raid you this he did yeah yeah yes keep bro how
[04:25:40] you gonna tell me where bro on tic-tac you have a vandal it's got your deagle
[04:25:52] out for
[04:25:55] that's just not going to get it. Come on, AJ.
[04:26:05] Yes, yes.
[04:26:11] Oh, you are.
[04:26:19] Oh, my God.
[04:26:23] Oh, we lost. Take it. Take it to it. Full stick. Wow. Oh, we lost. Wow, we actually lost.
[04:26:29] Oh, come on. Smoke him, Chloe. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't hide it.
[04:26:34] Wait, Chloe, if you dropped the smoke on him, he would have had it if he never got
[04:26:38] off. Bro, why'd you drop it?
[04:26:41] Oh, my God. See, bro, this little streamer dude thinks he's cool, bro. Yo, Chad,
[04:26:48] I
[04:26:54] Use your last wall I am
[04:26:57] I'm about to use it. Well, I hear you so bro, and I use my life for why he for that
[04:27:06] He's a what's your favorite new like take doctrine
[04:27:10] Hmm what's your favorite new tick-tock trend?
[04:27:13] That's not free as a baby. I hate job
[04:27:18] guys. I don't care. I don't care.
[04:27:21] Maybe hit it. Um my my new
[04:27:25] favorite trend right now. My new
[04:27:27] favorite trend right now is uh
[04:27:30] congratulations. Your opponent is
[04:27:33] you and they start dancing with
[04:27:35] some songs. That's I haven't
[04:28:10] What are they doing?
[04:28:12] Havin, Havin, Havin, Havin, Havin.
[04:28:14] Both, both, both Havin.
[04:28:16] Yes!
[04:28:18] Oh!
[04:28:20] Bro, it feels like I've been playing Valorant for five years.
[04:28:22] Bro, you've been alive for 12 hours.
[04:28:24] No, I haven't.
[04:28:26] There you have.
[04:28:28] I haven't.
[04:28:30] Yes you have.
[04:28:32] No, I haven't.
[04:28:34] Yes you have.
[04:28:36] Bro, look at your chest.
[04:28:38] I
[04:28:43] Know I haven't you were lagging your body say
[04:28:55] Four hours
[04:28:59] You ever heard of a body set bro, oh you're confusing me
[04:29:08] What? What are y'all saying? What did I say?
[04:29:22] Oh no, were you actually slipped out? I'd watch the clip.
[04:29:28] He said neither, y'all. He said neither. He said neither.
[04:29:36] six you're doing the blood this ain't either
[04:29:52] if you could be doing anything in the whole wide world right now what would
[04:29:56] you be doing I would personally be probably probably in a spaceship in
[04:30:01] space floating that's why I would be
[04:30:04] I wouldn't inject myself with
[04:30:07] Compound V if that exists that's not nope that doesn't exist in real life
[04:30:12] So something real life, but if that existed or what was so does ours I would get
[04:30:18] I get bug eyes or some shit like a long tail or some shit
[04:30:23] Fuck you like you probably like
[04:30:31] I don't even know what to do with it.
[04:30:41] Damn, we didn't even kill one.
[04:30:43] That's a crazy shit that they've been doing.
[04:30:51] Where should we attack this round?
[04:30:52] What do you think?
[04:30:53] So Jason, that round they played one hell, two heaven.
[04:30:59] And so where do you think we should probably play the counter attack there three on a technique?
[04:31:04] He'll be all holy kids a genius.
[04:31:12] Let's go.
[04:31:14] He'll be my agent.
[04:31:17] Nice one.
[04:31:19] Isn't it ready to dash?
[04:31:24] The peace, the peace.
[04:31:26] He's dying, he's dying, he's dying.
[04:31:27] The peace, the peace.
[04:31:31] Why, why is that not smoked?
[04:31:35] The peace.
[04:31:36] I don't know what I'm doing.
[04:31:37] I'm done with you.
[04:31:39] Oh my god, yes.
[04:31:41] I'm safe.
[04:31:42] Friday?
[04:31:43] I'm safe, I'm safe.
[04:31:44] The peace.
[04:31:47] He lost.
[04:31:49] He's on site, he's on site, he's on site.
[04:31:51] Where did he see you?
[04:31:52] Oh, he's looking laying after you cleared a show
[04:31:57] Three kills
[04:31:59] Before that you had to kill the last one, man
[04:32:03] Bro, you sound pretty high, bro. Okay, I'm gonna come and calm up like bro
[04:32:08] Why are you in still liking jet and bottom fragging?
[04:32:11] Or why are you in so I can get in bottom fragging?
[04:32:15] I'm trying my hardest
[04:32:47] Come on Jayway. Come on Jayway. Come on Jayway. Get that man his key.
[04:32:57] Yes Jason. Yes you killed him. Good job. Jason you have three kills right now. Get the ace.
[04:33:08] Jason you have four kills. Get the ace. Get the ace. That's the S7.
[04:33:13] He's easy tree tree bitch tree Jason tree
[04:33:22] Right there Jason here a series he saw your ace bro Jason no
[04:33:27] Oh
[04:33:34] Can you say awkward like say awkward I say that
[04:33:45] Good job, bro. All right now now clip for real quick listen get a clip
[04:33:53] You do it
[04:33:55] Do it do you want to clip or no?
[04:34:00] Do something I don't know you're the streamer on the cameraman. I just hold the camera, okay?
[04:34:05] I don't know what you do. Are you gonna see clip? You wanna see clip? Yeah. Yeah, I do
[04:34:09] I
[04:34:24] Did it all
[04:34:31] Boy breaking true market mark on mark oh my
[04:34:36] Yeah. Yeah. Now, say now, Jason, say, thank you dad to AJ. So, bro, I want to be down.
[04:34:52] Hey, yeah.
[04:34:56] Wait, Jason, I was going to statue you. What did you say? I said, I went to Stutter City
[04:35:05] and they had a statue of you I think you're I think I think you're like
[04:35:10] they're mayor like they're God or something
[04:35:13] yeah what they think I get a buy what is the point of oh oh you get an
[04:35:23] existential okay yeah what's the point of living bro there's a point of having a
[04:35:28] dollar if you buy me what's the fun of having a dollar
[04:35:32] We just spent all our money, bro. Give me all your money.
[04:35:38] How's it like? Why should...
[04:35:40] Why a society do we need money to survive?
[04:35:45] Why can't everything be free?
[04:35:48] Bro, we're all living beings like animals, bro.
[04:35:52] Why do we even...
[04:35:55] Why do we even fight to survive, bro?
[04:35:58] It's not fair, bro.
[04:35:59] What the fuck?
[04:36:03] Hi bro, isn't it crazy how society dictates what we do when we're the living beings that
[04:36:14] create our own future and our own fortune?
[04:36:17] What?
[04:36:18] Bro, can't get deep with you there.
[04:36:25] They said what's the hottest cake like what was something you say that like no one else
[04:36:31] I
[04:36:38] Get any of your penis circumcises
[04:36:50] Oh, they toggled
[04:36:56] All right decent, I need to spell existential
[04:37:01] Oh my god, wait our teammates are already guys have fun in left
[04:37:06] Now it's like 3v5
[04:37:08] Wait and it's 12-80
[04:37:10] It's 12-80
[04:37:13] No, we're gonna go to work out of us here. Okay. Okay. Okay. We can win we can win. All right
[04:37:19] What's the word of the day Jason?
[04:37:21] I gotta drop please
[04:37:24] Yeah
[04:37:31] Oh, they're double mid. Oh, they're double mid and they have bomb
[04:37:40] Well, they're bomb
[04:37:44] So bomb is in our spawn
[04:37:48] I'm so far right now
[04:37:52] I
[04:37:54] Feel like I'm like surfing right now like my brain
[04:37:59] Well, I'm surfing
[04:38:01] You are surfing like all waters you are
[04:38:07] Don't fall in you're gonna drown
[04:38:11] But then a big waves comes a big wall and takes me I'm coming in that big wave
[04:38:21] Shark whoa is this working to eat you or is gonna
[04:38:25] What if the shark kisses you though?
[04:38:33] No, no.
[04:38:34] I'm sorry, it's no kiss.
[04:38:36] Wait, the shark just took a bite out of your leg.
[04:38:38] What leg did you move?
[04:38:40] Oh, dude.
[04:38:43] That leg barely hit you.
[04:38:46] I didn't move it right down.
[04:38:48] Cut it off.
[04:38:50] Otherwise your leg and cut it off chasing
[04:38:55] It's not coming up cleanly you're gonna saw it all
[04:39:12] That needs to be a favor and head up like you're for me bruh
[04:39:14] We're actually going to lose a game now.
[04:39:18] But we're going to go to overtime and lose, which is going to be like, what, 3 plus 2?
[04:39:23] 5 more blinkers, bro.
[04:39:25] It's going to be rough.
[04:39:35] Okay, now, Jason, imagine you're a bird soaring through the sky.
[04:39:38] They'll buy a gun first, though.
[04:39:40] They'll buy full armor.
[04:39:44] I
[04:39:51] Know
[04:39:54] Hey, bro, we're gonna fucking play some valorant. Let's go bro one round. I thought we need baby. I'm in there
[04:40:02] I'm all be safe. I'm all be safe. I'm all be safe. I bet I bet plenty plenty decent
[04:40:08] Come on. Come on. I feel a kill hungry. I'm feeling kill hungry
[04:40:14] Wow
[04:40:18] Wow Jason what a round out of you laddie not gonna lie, bro
[04:40:24] His last game you guys are gonna have to do without me bro
[04:40:28] We're not gonna win with that challenge. There's just a little more difficult bro. No, we're not gonna win without you
[04:40:34] Hey, seriously, hey, dude, we're
[04:40:36] If you love me
[04:40:38] Yeah
[04:40:40] Yeah
[04:40:43] Wow, that's a that's kind of AJ likes a lot actually yeah, I used to get sorry for my play
[04:40:48] Do it girl. Yeah
[04:40:52] That's good Jason that's good. That's a good card use
[04:40:56] Honestly, they said everything you do right now doesn't matter because you have no accountability because you're high
[04:41:02] So you can do whatever you want right now you won't get in trouble because you're high
[04:41:06] I don't know
[04:41:08] Yeah, where it works
[04:41:11] Well, no that is how the world works
[04:41:14] Just me buddy. You're high and I'm sober. I wouldn't know what I'm talking about. It's sober
[04:41:19] Why'd you sober?
[04:41:21] Cuz
[04:41:22] What if my boss calls me I have to go work? Oh, yeah, we're doing IRL after this bro. Just saying
[04:41:27] Yeah
[04:41:28] Drive over so
[04:41:36] I'm gonna take you to somebody else bro. I'm seeing my mom
[04:41:42] Okay, so your mom I said what's up?
[04:41:45] She's in chat. Hello. Yes
[04:41:48] Yeah, hello. I post mom
[04:41:52] Hey, dude bomb
[04:41:55] Orion baby
[04:41:56] I know I'm taking my place. You're seeing stuff too. Really? Don't you want this hippo with me? No, don't kill me with that
[04:42:03] Gloria, okay
[04:42:06] I have to go
[04:42:08] Right, it's either I stay and you die
[04:42:10] Nooo!
[04:42:12] And you survive
[04:42:13] I never play around
[04:42:14] Maybe all of you made that very clear to me
[04:42:16] Okay?
[04:42:17] Maybe, you was hurting my feelings
[04:42:19] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to raise my
[04:42:24] What's your place? Should I go rain again?
[04:42:26] Fuck, I'm too lazy to do anything else
[04:42:28] Go rain again, bro
[04:42:30] I don't know where to go
[04:42:32] Bro, I think I'm in the greening out stage, bro
[04:42:35] No bro, I think, I think my real life couldn't be any better, like, oh, look, I think everything we had in life, I couldn't be any better.
[04:42:46] What do we have in life? What do we have?
[04:42:49] People around us.
[04:42:51] Okay, people that backstab us.
[04:42:54] What? No.
[04:42:55] What would you do if everyone's gonna backstab you one day? Everyone's gonna backstab you, all your closest allies.
[04:43:01] Nah.
[04:43:04] Listen for every for every one person that backs tabs five good people responded
[04:43:10] Oh
[04:43:12] Dude, all right, so now's a good time to tell you I'll be using your card to door that but like you gave me the card
[04:43:17] So it's too
[04:43:19] Okay, oh wait Jason bro. I can at least get like Dordache. I'm one meal
[04:43:26] Bro J. I could give one meal, bro. You could bless me with one meal
[04:43:34] let's all door-dash together brush yeah you could just you could just don't donate or like if
[04:43:39] oh now you know that you know that you're all right bro bro it's lazy desktop bro
[04:43:46] tell i need to tell you that you want food bro
[04:43:51] yeah you do yeah you do perhaps we should send her what happened
[04:43:56] yeah fuck this you have to do with this way i don't miss something what happened
[04:43:59] you have food bro
[04:44:04] oh so you want to eat food yeah let's do it right what kind of food do you want
[04:44:11] what are we gonna eat yeah what should we all eat oh
[04:44:14] Oh
[04:44:30] Bro, do I look like I'm like melting or do I look real now you do look like you're melting
[04:44:35] I'm not a lot. Are you melting feel like my I feel like
[04:44:39] this skin on my body is like falling on on my bottom my lower body oh well then
[04:44:46] peel it off no it's not how it works yet is my skin my skin I can throw you
[04:44:57] touch your skin man nerves you have in your body is fucking insane I'm a come
[04:45:02] may come in, come in, come in, come in.
[04:45:06] What, what, what if we take your dick right now?
[04:45:10] Uh, I would feel that feeling.
[04:45:14] Well, maybe we should do it, bro.
[04:45:15] I got, I got my hand on my wiener.
[04:45:18] I'll do it, buddy.
[04:45:20] I got one hand on the wiener, one hand on the mouse.
[04:45:26] Oh, she chased on me, bro.
[04:45:29] Oh my gosh.
[04:45:30] I
[04:45:34] Wow, what a shot what a shot this up
[04:45:42] You're a box bro, I got full box dude
[04:45:49] Wait Jason, okay. I want to you your superpower is your imagination
[04:45:55] So right now
[04:45:57] Yes, but right now your gun could be a turn to a butterfly and fly away and you could grow wings you could fly too
[04:46:09] Fuck just happened
[04:46:23] Why did you come by
[04:46:27] I'm alive, man.
[04:46:57] What the fuck?
[04:46:59] You got fucking low.
[04:47:00] Yo, on the third and final game, we're gonna get dominated like this?
[04:47:06] Yo, then we have to play three more, think about it like that.
[04:47:10] Ho ho, welcome to hell, lads.
[04:47:15] WG, what are you doing today?
[04:47:17] Um, chilling today, the little YouTube shoot, chilling. Kind of stink though.
[04:47:24] You could catch a vibe.
[04:47:26] Down to catch a vibe today
[04:47:41] Bro, we did not hurt that bad
[04:47:56] the
[04:48:06] nice
[04:48:09] that this fucking phoenix
[04:48:12] the judge
[04:48:15] fuck
[04:48:18] yo the last round we're gonna get fucked
[04:48:22] I'm done dude. I'm gonna wait at the grenade
[04:48:28] All right, just now let's say shooting the penalty where are you shooting top left top right bottom left bottom right middle
[04:48:33] I'm where you shooting
[04:48:39] You gotta hit a penalty I'm gonna hit on it's hop right
[04:48:44] Hop right well, that's kind of scary. What if the goalie like dives and catches it's the state of the world
[04:48:49] about that top right that's my top right I'm gonna save the entire planet
[04:48:55] my pen oh that's awesome if you need to shoot it to me you need a one streamer
[04:49:05] to shoot the three to save your life
[04:49:10] probably you can walk on us. Thank you bro.
[04:49:17] You can hand them on me with your life.
[04:49:31] I know you're there somehow. Oh yeah alright lad. Pop your old bullets.
[04:49:40] I
[04:49:47] His youth those recharging I
[04:49:52] Like this
[04:50:10] I
[04:50:15] How are we doing this game guys they have a dead log all four is crazy we are fuck
[04:50:22] Yeah, I'm gonna open it be this is when B wouldn't run around
[04:50:26] I
[04:50:33] Fuck the bee fuck it see
[04:50:36] Hey fuck a bee fuck it see I'm playing Valorant team
[04:50:56] Oh
[04:51:08] Let's see this hit of you bro
[04:51:13] Wait guys is live
[04:51:15] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god kill me
[04:51:26] Oh my god
[04:51:27] That was fucking bad
[04:51:28] You okay, Bradley?
[04:51:29] We can go, guys
[04:51:30] I'm on my L as well
[04:51:31] We got him around, yo, AJ please bro, get you laughing
[04:51:32] The fuck is that?
[04:51:33] I'm trying
[04:51:34] We can go guys.
[04:51:36] On my L as well.
[04:51:38] We got him around.
[04:51:40] Yo, AJ, please, bro.
[04:51:42] What the fuck was that?
[04:51:44] I'm trying. I'm trying.
[04:51:46] I'm trying my best, man.
[04:51:50] Cutty's not coming, bro.
[04:52:34] I'm going to go.
[04:52:37] No.
[04:52:41] I'm going to go.
[04:52:45] No.
[04:52:48] No.
[04:52:51] No.
[04:52:54] No.
[04:52:58] Wait, do you think click the link I said in the group chat for me?
[04:53:01] blow my shit
[04:53:03] no no it's to get you more high
[04:53:06] once more into battle
[04:53:08] I'm not tired are you?
[04:53:14] alright get ready to test your skills bro
[04:53:18] yeah nice first round nice
[04:53:21] you're doing good
[04:53:23] that's too long bro
[04:53:25] fuck you can light armor for me
[04:53:31] I
[04:53:33] Get a light armor
[04:53:39] Fuck you close
[04:53:49] Why am I so blind I need a gun
[04:54:01] Are you fucking crazy this guy's out of everybody you blame the one person without a gun they got detained fuck you
[04:54:10] Fuck you
[04:54:14] We're going to buy a gun we would have won the bro chill guys, okay guys
[04:54:18] Yes, this is Jason the ween. He's doing a blinker every round lost challenge
[04:54:24] Are we gonna win this or are we gonna lose this guys be honest with me?
[04:54:28] So can
[04:54:32] It's time for our clothes ain't no we're gonna lose
[04:54:40] My armor rolls
[04:55:01] Yeah, I wish I had that in me.
[04:55:05] I have that.
[04:55:07] No, no, no, we got this.
[04:55:09] No, I have that.
[04:55:20] Main, main, main, main, main!
[04:55:31] Well done guys.
[04:55:38] You win, you win, guys.
[04:55:43] Yeah, you win.
[04:55:44] Let's get a let's go from everyone.
[04:55:51] Yo.
[04:55:52] I
[04:56:00] You a pro at this for Harvey so good. Oh, what you're winning the scary me I got a drop. Well, no, it's just too long
[04:56:10] Yeah, you'll be there eventually brown
[04:56:14] You're not fucking a game, right?
[04:56:17] Really? Yeah
[04:56:22] How do I talk in game?
[04:56:25] Chasin' info out here.
[04:56:30] Oh no.
[04:56:34] I was saying to you, bro, this isn't a horrible idea, man.
[04:56:39] What the fuck?
[04:56:40] How am I getting fucked?
[04:56:41] You're right.
[04:56:42] I'm getting head shot.
[04:56:43] the right side of the house
[04:56:45] I'm getting head shoted
[04:56:52] you can beat the scary maze game Jason I believe in you
[04:57:13] you scared me
[04:57:17] you scared me
[04:57:20] you scared me
[04:57:23] you scared me
[04:57:26] 30 seconds left
[04:57:29] we gotta restart the game
[04:57:31] I don't know are you doing a free fly
[04:57:33] I told you play this game
[04:57:35] I don't know are you doing a free fly
[04:57:38] I told you play this game
[04:57:40] scary
[04:57:45] That wasn't scary
[04:57:47] All out of your chair and I think they were no audio
[04:57:51] They kind of freaked me out, but then I was like oh, I've seen this before
[04:57:56] You're fake. Hi, bro. You're really hot. I would scare you. I hate you, bro
[04:58:00] I'm not fake
[04:58:04] Bro
[04:58:06] We should get a seafood boil
[04:58:11] Yo, Jake, can we get a seafood wall, please?
[04:58:16] Yeah, I just tuned into Jason's stream boy. He got one eye open one eye closed
[04:58:20] Well, that dude look like the tire from back rooms, but he's tired. Oh, it's someone that just asleep do it. No
[04:58:26] Who's I deal with this?
[04:58:28] What is it so tired, bro?
[04:58:34] He's not telling bro, you're literally moving like the slots from the copier you start to look like it too
[04:58:38] Well, yes, you are bro, you're barely functioning
[04:58:54] We can't even compensate bro, can we compensate?
[04:58:57] yo it's good bro it's good bro
[04:59:04] yo yo yo
[04:59:07] well Jason dude just call it a day man you're barely functioning
[04:59:12] bro what I'm good bro
[04:59:17] yo
[04:59:19] I was 2A but who you saying was
[04:59:26] I'm playing with Jason and YBG.
[04:59:28] Oh, okay, and then it's like other randoms?
[04:59:30] Yeah.
[04:59:30] Oh, okay, okay, okay.
[04:59:32] 2-8, oh, bro.
[04:59:34] Y'all down.
[04:59:36] 2-8.
[04:59:37] Oh, good luck, YBG.
[04:59:38] Hey, thanks, bro.
[04:59:42] Yo, we're really 2-8.
[04:59:43] What are we even playing for anymore, bro?
[04:59:45] More blinkers?
[04:59:48] Yeah, what the fuck are we doing, bro?
[04:59:53] What the fuck are we doing?
[04:59:54] two to eight.
[05:00:08] Oh my god.
[05:00:12] Oh my god.
[05:00:14] Oh my god.
[05:00:16] Oh my god.
[05:00:18] Oh my god.
[05:00:20] Oh my god.
[05:00:22] What's wrong bro? So much. What the fuck? What even is life anymore bro?
[05:00:32] Last round in the half. Oh my burp's spicy.
[05:00:40] Your burps are spicy?
[05:00:44] You're making me feel good.
[05:00:50] Why?
[05:00:51] He said book the Uber.
[05:00:53] He said YBG booked the Uber right now in the chat.
[05:00:57] Oh my god.
[05:00:58] They're so lame, bro.
[05:01:00] Nah.
[05:01:01] Nah, bro.
[05:01:02] Nah, bro.
[05:01:03] Nah, dude, these rounds don't count, bro.
[05:01:06] I literally get it higher for no reason, dude.
[05:01:12] I
[05:01:27] How the fuck can you compete with this bro
[05:01:31] Yeah, I've never been fucking dominated this bad
[05:01:35] No, we're getting so much time. I've been taking
[05:01:42] That's true. Give me advice.
[05:01:44] I mean, yeah, bro. I mean, wow.
[05:01:47] Doug.
[05:01:49] You know what's crazy? The shirt that I'm wearing is large.
[05:01:52] I'm used to wearing triple extra large.
[05:01:54] Now I'm only wearing the largest and sometimes I can fit into medium.
[05:01:58] Is that not fucking insane?
[05:02:00] Medium what?
[05:02:02] What are you talking about fitting into large?
[05:02:04] Bro, I'm one in eleven. What's wrong with me?
[05:02:08] Bro, bro, bro.
[05:02:10] Come on
[05:02:13] Oh, come on. Come on. They can bet this we can win this game, bro
[05:02:19] What's
[05:02:22] Well, these guys are watching your stream. It means they're fans, bro. That means they want to see you win, bro
[05:02:27] Please let us win, dog
[05:02:33] Going see to see it back
[05:02:40] Oh
[05:03:03] Bro Jason we wonder how he don't need a blinker bro. You're good. Yeah, I don't know what you're good
[05:03:08] Bro put the pen down. Are you addicted or some shit? Yeah, why?
[05:03:12] Do we take it now? What are you talking about?
[05:03:15] No, did he just sober up? What the fuck is that a bleeder?
[05:03:20] Albrel B, bro, I'm the furthest thing from sober, bro
[05:03:27] That's the first thing from sober
[05:03:29] I
[05:03:35] Think he's like like I'm naked
[05:03:59] oh fuck you know after the game
[05:04:04] oh shit after the game i'm down
[05:04:07] probably 20
[05:04:09] that cool
[05:04:12] 20 bro no ff go
[05:04:17] how we can win
[05:04:20] bro we are alright c'mon let me lock the fucking
[05:04:24] let me lock the fucking
[05:04:26] We like to fucking I'm two and twelve bro. I'm thinking yo
[05:04:33] Brady on my team I think it's I could just be high and chill and play the game
[05:04:38] But no, I actually have to do something so listen. I'm gonna throw what do you mean?
[05:04:42] You got two fucking kills. That's it
[05:04:47] Two kills, bro
[05:04:56] At least you did something, bro. You died.
[05:04:58] You need to run. You need to run.
[05:05:02] You're dead. You're dead.
[05:05:04] Oh my.
[05:05:06] Like, this is just fucking shit.
[05:05:08] How am I getting scared?
[05:05:09] This is just fucking shit, man.
[05:05:14] I gotta go after the game, bro. We got a win this time.
[05:05:17] All right, all right.
[05:05:21] No, bro.
[05:05:23] No.
[05:05:26] No, we needed this room
[05:05:32] Why did we get stream snipe on the last game bro?
[05:05:38] Oh my god
[05:05:43] Nah bro, we're getting stream snipe
[05:05:46] These guys don't count man
[05:05:56] I
[05:06:16] Am I missing every fucking shot? Oh, this is bad. Oh my god, Jacob flaked in fast. Oh my god
[05:06:23] I'm like bro. I'm like that
[05:06:27] Yeah, you can win
[05:06:38] Please Jason, please
[05:06:45] Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, bro
[05:06:53] I
[05:06:56] Can barely see straight they're even hit my shot there. They did very good all of them
[05:07:06] Which isn't see by me, but we can win this shit. Oh my god, I'm feeling so confident right now
[05:07:11] We can win this right?
[05:07:17] Fucking do this shit
[05:07:23] Yeah, I'm tricking both of y'all out.
[05:07:26] No way!
[05:07:28] Nice fucking win.
[05:07:30] I'm just kidding, bro.
[05:07:32] I'll take back seats.
[05:07:34] I know my god.
[05:07:47] I'm here with you!
[05:07:49] Oh my god, what you do?
[05:07:51] Oh my god, bro, I'm actually locked the fucking
[05:07:56] I remember Jason bought me $4,000 pair of shorts. I never wear them
[05:08:24] Oh
[05:08:26] Those leopard shorts, bro. Oh my god. Oh, I sit there staring. Why are you not? Why did you pick that?
[05:08:33] You picked it. You literally
[05:08:36] And then you bought me those fat ass black shoes. That's like 11 honey the big one
[05:08:45] You literally told me you're like I'm gonna be honest you told me I feel like I would never
[05:08:51] Yeah
[05:08:54] But it looks far on you. This is a different build them on
[05:08:59] But now we have the same build because I've been losing weight
[05:09:05] Yeah, I didn't say anything about the same bill
[05:09:10] You do look at you you're melting in your chair, bro. So you say to me you said look at you
[05:09:18] Bro back to a third degree. Oh god, you melt it
[05:09:22] Well, you melt him.
[05:09:23] Well, you know, I don't know.
[05:09:30] So your body was like this.
[05:09:33] There's no shell.
[05:09:35] No shell.
[05:09:36] Yes, bro.
[05:09:37] You do you think that to me?
[05:09:39] This is 2022.
[05:09:40] Fuck, boy.
[05:09:42] I mean, I live inside.
[05:09:45] Yes.
[05:09:45] So anything.
[05:09:46] I
[05:10:16] I
[05:10:20] J when it
[05:10:23] Cover you in this
[05:10:26] I'll do whatever
[05:10:33] Fucking
[05:10:38] Jason whatever you do do not read Santi's message, whatever the fuck you do
[05:10:47] What the f**k?
[05:10:52] He's just joking. This is a joke.
[05:10:55] Trust me. You trust me. I'm your friend.
[05:11:07] Dude, I'm f**king 1 HP, man.
[05:11:10] What a nice try.
[05:11:13] Match point.
[05:11:14] I'm getting spied on.
[05:11:18] No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't listen to him.
[05:11:20] Don't you listen to him.
[05:11:22] What he's telling you is a lie, okay?
[05:11:24] I would never do that to you. You know I would never do that to you.
[05:11:30] My, my, my fucking would I.
[05:11:32] of
[05:11:39] the
[05:11:43] one
[05:11:46] of
[05:11:50] the
[05:11:56] one
[05:12:01] I
[05:12:05] Know what oh you're looking mad fine today. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that
[05:12:14] Hey, Guapo, I'm a girl in low-key. I've had a question for a long time you look really good. Thank you. I appreciate that
[05:12:26] Don't gas that shit bro
[05:12:31] Yeah
[05:12:55] I'm like shit
[05:13:01] Oh
[05:13:09] No
[05:13:24] Wow, bro, you lost I hate myself down, bro
[05:13:31] Yeah, I gotta get off now. I'm gonna go play Mario Kart with the boys. Jason, we
[05:13:37] lost and AT is getting off. Yeah, I can't play anymore. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry. Jason, we lost?
[05:13:46] Oh, we were getting stream sniped. Look, they say shout out AB Ray.
[05:13:53] Yeah, bro, they shrink sniping us, bro
[05:14:00] Why does this guy not why do you not try to win bro, he's cheating too
[05:14:10] Well, we lost the ages getting off Jesus
[05:14:13] I
[05:14:16] Always
[05:14:18] He's saying
[05:14:21] No, not really. No, you don't even look high, bro. You don't trust me. You look normal. This is how you always look good
[05:14:31] You do like you're leaning and melting though our boys
[05:14:36] All right, bro
[05:14:40] I'll be off piece
[05:14:43] bro, I said one game, I said one game, bro.
[05:14:49] Bro, you, I mean your title said three, it says one more way.
[05:14:55] No, but then I realized bro, like, Valorant is too much bro.
[05:15:01] Valorant is too much.
[05:15:03] I said one, bro.
[05:15:05] I'm pretty sure you said one more way.
[05:15:07] And then I changed it to one, and then I changed it to one.
[05:15:09] Well, what does your title say as a new viewer coming in reading the title? I feel misled
[05:15:16] Don't do their job really didn't change the channel. I'm not a lot. What is good with these mods, dude?
[05:15:24] Doug
[05:15:26] Are you got munchies bro? I got mad munchies dog
[05:15:30] I'm gonna land on my I might try guess I might try scabbing some shit in the kitchen
[05:15:35] Good idea, bro
[05:15:38] Does that blow up how far you like 20? Let me see
[05:15:50] So now this so now time's gonna move differently for you, but
[05:15:55] Currently bro, I'm about 26
[05:15:59] Nah
[05:16:01] I'll be good to stay. I'm just so low. I'm so low
[05:16:04] Dude don't get lost or hurt without me. Okay, cuz if I see you getting lost or hurt I'm gonna come anyways, okay?
[05:16:11] I bet
[05:16:12] All right, bro. I bet
[05:16:15] Love you. Say you love me. Peace
[05:16:28] Oh my god
[05:16:31] You always hits
[05:16:34] Yeah, yeah
[05:16:38] I'm on a whole different planet right now everything for me is slow motion
[05:16:50] Everything for me, I feel like I'm up I feel like I'm in the like
[05:16:55] made twins I feel like floating I feel like surfing on water I feel like
[05:17:04] I feel like a candle
[05:17:22] Oh my god, I'm so high
[05:17:34] I'm fucked up, bro.
[05:17:40] Bro.
[05:17:44] Bro, they put the chocolate throughout my seat, dude.
[05:17:57] All right, bro, let me go to the kitchen, man.
[05:18:02] Show me my eyes wider, you know what I'm doing, I'm gonna fix my droid real quick,
[05:18:14] hold on.
[05:18:16] My fucking droid is tweaking.
[05:18:19] Oh my god.
[05:18:21] He's do his high shit yet, bro.
[05:18:24] Top of high do I have right now like a chill high or like what's harder high a
[05:18:32] Fake one nice
[05:18:35] Ain't a lot bro. Yeah, I know I fuck this shit
[05:18:54] Yeah, yeah, so fried bro
[05:19:11] Bro, I feel like I've been swimming for 10, like 15 hours.
[05:19:29] Bro, they got the child filter on my shit.
[05:19:34] Bro, what the fuck, man?
[05:19:41] I'm just going to grab some snacks, son.
[05:20:10] What the fuck is that?
[05:20:15] Wow, sound like the only thing like a screwy snack, bro.
[05:20:20] Dude, that looks fun, man.
[05:20:25] I want Snoopy stacks.
[05:20:34] Fucking Grey loot eats, dude.
[05:20:37] What the fuck is this?
[05:20:42] Lacing room? Oh my fucking god.
[05:21:02] Oh my god, man.
[05:21:04] I know it's a Grey Loot, baby.
[05:21:06] We start not bad at all kid actually pretty fucking good
[05:21:29] Is this fucking dog food
[05:21:34] No
[05:21:36] No, no, where, bro?
[05:21:42] This fat fuck ate it all.
[05:21:50] No, bro.
[05:21:54] I like to, bro.
[05:22:06] The box
[05:22:16] One's effort birdies. This is like old is all old wait. Oh my god
[05:22:28] All right, it's probably my shift and like gotta be made
[05:22:36] Kind of looks good though. I'll try
[05:22:48] This platform I thought it was unopened bro
[05:22:52] Bro!
[05:23:03] Bro, it tastes like cricket toenails.
[05:23:08] Oh, it tastes like cricket toenails.
[05:23:15] Ew, bro! Ew, what?
[05:23:22] Bro, how as a fat person do you have shitty fridges?
[05:23:30] So mean.
[05:23:31] Spuckers.
[05:23:32] Spuckers.
[05:23:33] Bro, where did all the Druze food go?
[05:23:34] It was real life food.
[05:23:35] Bro, I'm about to lose my shit.
[05:23:36] Bro, where did all the Druze food go?
[05:23:37] It was real life food.
[05:23:38] Bro, I'm about to lose my shit.
[05:23:49] No, we gotta be busy.
[05:24:15] Where is it?
[05:24:16] Where is it?
[05:24:17] Where are they put it bro?
[05:24:20] Like how would they already remove everything?
[05:24:24] I don't understand
[05:24:31] Yo Ron
[05:24:38] I'm live
[05:24:41] Bro, you know where the fucking drew put all the food
[05:24:47] Wait, let me take a picture of you, bro, I'm not even kidding, bro, Jason, you get it?
[05:25:01] No, no, no, you're fried right now, I'm not even kidding, bro, no, I'm actually serious,
[05:25:08] but you're actually fried.
[05:25:10] No, I'm dead-handed, so you look, look, bro.
[05:25:15] Nah, bro.
[05:25:16] Your phone's fucked up, dawg.
[05:25:18] No, your phone is fucked up.
[05:25:20] Your phone's fucked up, dawg.
[05:25:22] No, I swear.
[05:25:24] I don't look like this, bro.
[05:25:26] Your phone's got the filter on it.
[05:25:28] Wait.
[05:25:30] Wait.
[05:25:32] Wait, what?
[05:25:34] You're fried.
[05:25:36] Oh my god, your face got fucked up when you got hot.
[05:25:38] There's no way that's my real eye gap, bro.
[05:25:40] I think so.
[05:25:42] No, the fuck is nice.
[05:25:44] Yo, let's go look for food
[05:25:58] Where's like stash of like yeah, like real good food
[05:26:04] Okay, I think it might be downstairs. You look right let's go. It's good to take the kitchen
[05:26:09] Huh the kitchen I did I was just in the kitchen bro are you fried so I
[05:26:16] Don't think I bro. I got I don't even know what number I got you but I'm fucked up
[05:26:23] Ew she kind of tastes like resident evil food
[05:26:28] Let's give you a chatter
[05:26:39] Where is the food bro?
[05:26:42] This food over here?
[05:26:44] No, that's Japanese banan-ish.
[05:26:46] Come on bro.
[05:26:47] How did you try it bro?
[05:26:49] There's this.
[05:26:50] That seems actually nasty.
[05:26:51] It tastes like cricket.
[05:26:52] Cricket toast.
[05:26:53] Let's look around bro, come on.
[05:26:56] I need to have some dog treats for this real food.
[05:26:59] Yo, that's Coco's fucking food.
[05:27:02] Who the fuck is Coco?
[05:27:05] I
[05:27:14] Know you're doing the right angle right?
[05:27:33] Who's downstairs
[05:27:35] I
[05:27:39] Scared the shit out of you
[05:27:45] No, I hear someone else there's
[05:27:49] There's no prep and lacy you should eat it. Oh my god. No, I hate me mad. No, I couldn't be downstairs. You just see what's that stairs
[05:27:57] Maybe they have your food brother your food
[05:28:00] No, they have your food
[05:28:02] They're saying it's choco clocks girls, bro
[05:28:05] I can't make sure you look good hold on, I'm gonna make sure you look good oh no you
[05:28:14] can't go that.
[05:28:15] Chase, you look at the camera?
[05:28:16] No, I'm, I'm not serious.
[05:28:17] That's not me, bro.
[05:28:18] No, no.
[05:28:19] No, we gotta go, we gotta go now, we gotta go now.
[05:28:20] No, I can't make it.
[05:28:21] Oh, you can't do it.
[05:28:22] No, it wasn't bro.
[05:28:23] No we gotta go now, we gotta go now.
[05:28:27] I can't believe I came back.
[05:28:29] Oh shit dude.
[05:28:31] No it wasn't him bro.
[05:28:36] Where's the food bro?
[05:28:44] Oh.
[05:28:45] What the fuck is this thing about bro?
[05:28:47] I'm gonna get mad bro.
[05:28:49] It's me momma.
[05:28:53] What is going on?
[05:28:54] The fuck is going on?
[05:28:55] Why is there a group of people in your house?
[05:29:00] This stuff in our fucking basement?
[05:29:04] Yeah, it's like, if you can't do anything about it, you're dead.
[05:29:17] Just stuff in our fucking basement.
[05:29:21] No.
[05:29:22] Well, you can't go down, Jason.
[05:29:25] Bro, hold on.
[05:29:27] Make sure you look good.
[05:29:28] Jason, look.
[05:29:30] Jason, you can't go down.
[05:29:32] You can't go down.
[05:29:33] You look crazy.
[05:29:34] That's not what I look like, bro.
[05:29:36] You look crazy.
[05:29:38] That's not what I look like, bro.
[05:29:40] That's not what I look like.
[05:29:42] I'll just maybe ask that they know where the food is.
[05:29:46] ask you guys know where the food is
[05:29:49] I might lose some weight right in my head
[05:29:52] hey did you know where the food is?
[05:29:55] down here
[05:29:56] there's food down here?
[05:29:58] what type of food though?
[05:30:01] it's a trap bro
[05:30:02] oh it's a trap
[05:30:04] what type of snacks?
[05:30:11] I'm just in this camera man, come on
[05:30:13] my god bro, it's my god
[05:30:16] No, I don't want to eat around what lacy guy going on, you know what I mean like have y'all been revealed yet
[05:30:26] They can't even see
[05:30:30] All right, let's go upstairs, bro. You're not gonna be snacks
[05:30:34] It's a trap. It's a trap, bro. All of a sudden all of a sudden you're gonna be in thumbnails on Instagram posts
[05:30:39] I'm gonna call a pussy, bro
[05:30:52] Is that we're definitely not gonna have bit rate down there you're already here on orange right now
[05:30:57] And you can't go down, bro
[05:31:00] I go bro, I just don't want to like mess up laces shit. All right, so I won't film them. You don't mean home
[05:31:07] I'll just film you
[05:31:09] Alright, I'm just going to film you. I'm going to try not to film you.
[05:31:13] Alright, I'll let you know.
[05:31:15] I got my dog, so...
[05:31:17] Alright, you're just going to get snacks.
[05:31:29] You lost your bit right there.
[05:31:31] wait for me wait it's kind of bad
[05:31:41] they got gold in there
[05:31:46] they're smashing our good food bro
[05:31:52] I
[05:31:56] Can't even see it. We lost there right again. You just got it. Please. I'm back
[05:32:04] See this is familiar faces down here
[05:32:10] Take over
[05:32:22] or or baby all of the
[05:32:26] well
[05:32:30] what
[05:32:35] I just like the water too
[05:32:37] yeah do everything bro wait
[05:32:39] wait look at me over
[05:32:41] I gotta make sure you look over
[05:32:43] yo jesus no I'm serious bro
[05:32:45] no I am
[05:32:46] no Jason I'm dead ass
[05:32:48] No, I'm serious, bro, wait, let me take me
[05:32:58] There's no way right
[05:33:04] How does she look normal
[05:33:18] Wait, one of the...
[05:33:20] Oh my god, your eyes are fucked up too, look.
[05:33:22] No, they're not, Mono. My eyes are not normal, no.
[05:33:25] No, that's not normal.
[05:33:27] You sure?
[05:33:29] That's not normal.
[05:33:30] Are you sure?
[05:33:31] No, I'm positive.
[05:33:32] Isn't that looks like you?
[05:33:33] That's not me.
[05:33:35] See, that's that's...
[05:33:37] See, this is me normal.
[05:33:39] This is me normal.
[05:33:41] This is not me normal.
[05:33:43] Bro.
[05:33:45] What are you doing?
[05:33:47] I don't know, really?
[05:33:49] Come on, now.
[05:33:51] That's not really the worst game.
[05:33:53] No, I can't.
[05:33:55] Man, I'm caught.
[05:33:57] Nah, I just cannot.
[05:33:59] You're not a professional.
[05:34:01] No, no, no, no, no.
[05:34:03] Yeah, I need some of the silence.
[05:34:05] Yeah.
[05:34:07] Okay, okay.
[05:34:09] Damn.
[05:34:11] Just tell me a reason.
[05:34:13] Tell me you're refilling all the snacks you've got.
[05:34:17] Yeah, I'm just telling you that you're refilling everything and you'll be right back.
[05:34:22] Make it quick though.
[05:34:23] Make it quick.
[05:34:24] Don't make it obvious.
[05:34:55] Yo, you should have seen the look on one of their faces, bro.
[05:35:00] But, no, your face looked the craziest though.
[05:35:03] Look at this shit.
[05:35:04] Like I'm dead after it.
[05:35:05] What the fuck is that?
[05:35:07] No, I'm dead after it.
[05:35:08] That's not me.
[05:35:09] Yeah.
[05:35:13] Tana, what the fuck was this?
[05:35:15] Bro, what is this?
[05:35:16] Shatter and shatter and sour cream.
[05:35:18] Try that bad boy out.
[05:35:20] Open that bad boy out, man.
[05:35:22] Oh, fuck.
[05:35:25] Oh my god, they're snitching.
[05:35:34] Oh my god.
[05:35:35] No.
[05:35:36] You gotta refill it.
[05:35:37] Put some like, put like vegetables.
[05:35:40] I'm gonna kill you.
[05:35:47] Put like...
[05:35:50] I'm gonna kill you.
[05:35:53] I'm gonna kill you.
[05:35:58] I'm gonna kill you.
[05:36:00] Just put whatever you think bro.
[05:36:04] Hold on.
[05:36:09] Let's see what else we got here.
[05:36:12] Maybe a frozen pizza.
[05:36:15] Oh, fuck.
[05:36:24] Okay, you gotta open the pizza.
[05:36:26] You gotta open this, though.
[05:36:28] You gotta open it, we don't have space.
[05:36:30] Open the pizza, put it in.
[05:36:39] Just wasting food, how do I tell you this is been in here since we moved in?
[05:36:56] Don't make it hot, don't make it hot, they ask what it is, and we're like, hey, let's
[05:37:17] I'm just gonna be like, refill!
[05:37:25] Refill refill refill!
[05:37:27] Woo!
[05:37:36] Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put it in the, uh, break room.
[05:37:41] Yeah!
[05:37:42] No, they're actually gonna love this.
[05:37:46] Yeah.
[05:37:47] This is love, Jay.
[05:37:48] They pulled my head to the ground.
[05:37:49] I'm bored of this.
[05:37:50] What do you guys recommend?
[05:37:51] Wait, wait.
[05:37:52] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[05:37:53] There's no actual way that's what you brought back.
[05:37:56] That's where it pickles.
[05:37:58] And, and, uh, beef.
[05:37:59] So you took our chips and you brought us back.
[05:38:02] Oh.
[05:38:03] Um, I don't know what you guys are doing.
[05:38:09] Listen because I know that there's a lot there's not a lot of protein snacks
[05:38:16] So I wanted to give y'all be considerate give y'all something that considers
[05:38:31] That's why
[05:38:39] if you need it.
[05:38:40] Yeah.
[05:38:41] No, no, no.
[05:38:42] Okay, so how are you serving us?
[05:38:43] I'm gonna give you some food.
[05:38:45] Because I already gave you one of those too.
[05:38:47] Okay, well, do you eat this?
[05:38:49] Me no speaking less.
[05:38:51] You no, you no slid.
[05:38:53] For example, a dish.
[05:38:55] Uh-huh.
[05:38:57] I'm chasing Carl.
[05:38:59] Run.
[05:39:01] Nice. Good shit, kid.
[05:39:14] You're a fucking stupid girl, bro.
[05:39:16] You're a good fucking dude.
[05:39:19] You're a good fucking dude.
[05:39:22] That was great, man.
[05:39:25] You're a good fucking guy, bro.
[05:39:28] We fucking did it, man.
[05:39:30] Bro, you should have seen the look on your face.
[05:39:32] What?
[05:39:33] No, I actually got a nice skirt.
[05:39:34] I got like...
[05:39:35] You seen it, okay?
[05:39:37] Yeah, bro, you look good.
[05:39:39] I'm not so...
[05:39:40] You look good.
[05:39:42] Don't play it loud.
[05:39:43] Nothing, bro.
[05:39:48] Oh my God.
[05:39:50] I gotta wash my hands.
[05:39:51] Bro, but where's the real food?
[05:39:53] Like, do...
[05:39:55] Do you have real food?
[05:40:00] Why would you lick the fucking salmonella off your fucking hand?
[05:40:07] No, because I had it on my lips.
[05:40:09] I mean, you fixed that shit.
[05:40:12] Freaky ass.
[05:40:14] They're saying Drew wants to collab.
[05:40:15] No.
[05:40:16] Where?
[05:40:17] Bro.
[05:40:18] I've been waiting on Drew.
[05:40:20] I wanted to get a collab with him.
[05:40:23] You really just stole their snacks.
[05:40:25] See, I give it back now.
[05:40:26] Bro, no.
[05:40:27] I give it back now.
[05:40:28] Is that right?
[05:40:29] I don't care about that, they can figure that out.
[05:40:33] What the fuck is through?
[05:40:39] Why do I know?
[05:40:41] Bro, are you not hungry?
[05:40:43] Uh, I'm wrong.
[05:40:47] I don't get it, it looks like a whole table full of like McDonald's.
[05:40:49] The thing is in the garage.
[05:40:52] No fucking way.
[05:40:54] There's no bit right down there.
[05:40:59] might be GG's for me and Brown you got to win your game
[05:41:03] my game the ball and you didn't win
[05:41:07] I did you didn't win you have to win three
[05:41:10] oh no you can't scam
[05:41:14] the ball come on you got to go
[05:41:18] I'm not going to hunt scavenging
[05:41:21] for more snacks
[05:41:29] Never, never been with a nice sexy boy.
[05:41:35] No!
[05:41:36] Yeah!
[05:41:38] What the fuck, bro?
[05:41:40] What?
[05:41:41] Dude!
[05:41:42] You actually have to fucking slap on him!
[05:41:45] Don't move, don't move, don't move.
[05:41:48] I can't see you, girl.
[05:41:51] Jason, I'm telling you, don't move too fast!
[05:42:01] What just happened?
[05:42:02] What happened?
[05:42:03] Nothing.
[05:42:04] You gotta go.
[05:42:05] What is it?
[05:42:06] I don't know.
[05:42:07] We gotta go.
[05:42:08] What?
[05:42:09] I don't know.
[05:42:10] I'm ready.
[05:42:11] I'm ready.
[05:42:12] Bro.
[05:42:13] There's gotta be more space in here.
[05:42:17] Maybe we'll be in a bar.
[05:42:19] He'll drive me a funky car, maybe he won't need it, but...
[05:42:26] Oh my god.
[05:42:27] Oh my god, Suki's room, bro.
[05:42:29] Go ask.
[05:42:32] Dude, just go ask Suki.
[05:42:33] Go ask Suki.
[05:42:35] What?
[05:42:42] Just see if Suki will care.
[05:42:43] Just see if Suki will care.
[05:42:49] Yo, Silky!
[05:42:53] Hello?
[05:42:55] Can I come in?
[05:42:57] Silky!
[05:43:01] What the fuck?
[05:43:03] He went to the bathroom.
[05:43:05] I'm sorry.
[05:43:07] I'm sorry.
[05:43:09] I'm sorry.
[05:43:11] I'm sorry.
[05:43:13] I'm sorry.
[05:43:15] I'm sorry.
[05:43:17] He went to the front door.
[05:43:20] Yo, Silky!
[05:43:21] I've been coming real quick.
[05:43:24] What?
[05:43:25] I was just like, just, it's no use.
[05:43:28] I'm regardless.
[05:43:29] Huh?
[05:43:30] Let me get, let me get, let me get, I'm proud, bro.
[05:43:33] I've seen some good snacks, bro.
[05:43:34] That's it.
[05:43:35] I'll get us some more.
[05:43:36] Oh, yeah.
[05:43:37] Oh, I've got a tourney this evening.
[05:43:38] He just came and ran and sat in my fucking room and I actually cleared all my fucking
[05:43:43] stuff.
[05:43:44] They had nothing to do with me though, right?
[05:43:45] When you did have an ocean, actually.
[05:43:46] I mean, I had a fucking ocean.
[05:43:47] to have a fucking sour patch.
[05:43:49] I mean for again I'll be sure to snap you.
[05:43:52] That you dead ass came in here.
[05:43:54] Every fucking snap.
[05:43:56] So can you look at me Rick?
[05:43:58] What the fuck is going on bro in this house?
[05:44:00] I'm telling you bro, there's something,
[05:44:02] you guys are fucking...
[05:44:04] I'm tasting myself a Z-Z on bro.
[05:44:06] I'm just drunk bro.
[05:44:08] I got a sour punch maybe.
[05:44:10] Oh you got one left.
[05:44:12] Why is Silkie sucking in?
[05:44:14] And then, you know I'm sucking in.
[05:44:46] Don't do that. Don't say that.
[05:44:48] What were you doing?
[05:44:50] I was doing valourate.
[05:44:52] Every dead on valourate or every ground
[05:44:54] is a hit as a pain.
[05:44:56] Oh, you died?
[05:44:58] Oh, you died.
[05:45:00] Cause he's trashed.
[05:45:02] No, it's not slimming my eyes, bro.
[05:45:04] Let me take a normal picture.
[05:45:06] Let me see it. Let me see it.
[05:45:08] Stop, don't, you're breaking the fourth wall.
[05:45:10] I'm not here right now. I'm just a cameraman.
[05:45:12] Guys, what the hell is this?
[05:45:14] you know how they are more?
[05:45:17] Why you stand like that?
[05:45:24] Why you say that?
[05:45:26] Why you say that?
[05:45:27] Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
[05:45:31] Okay, okay, Ron, jeez, whoa.
[05:45:35] Good girl.
[05:45:38] Okay.
[05:45:39] How we out?
[05:45:40] Oh, did you know that the AC guy came and broke all the units today? Yeah, so now my room is at 90 degrees
[05:45:47] In the summer
[05:45:50] Everybody what can you come back? Whatever the fucking book you gotta come face
[05:46:00] So why do you come and break the units that was that was working
[05:46:10] No, no, no, no, all of them came here and touched on your word, bro, came here and touched on it, and I said, bro.
[05:46:16] He said to me that the, he contacted the landlord and that the solar panels, they can't wait on Tesla anymore, so they have to wait.
[05:46:35] So, wait, how long is this? How long is this?
[05:46:37] Let me see here.
[05:46:40] Because okay, cuz I know he's your words of armor to go back to myself. I'm a son of every single solo panel
[05:46:47] No, no, no, no, how now you'll tell him to come back and calibrate the solar panels until Friday
[05:46:55] No
[05:47:01] But oh, are we just not gonna say anything
[05:47:03] I
[05:47:05] Like how to hold tell that negative comeback and calibrate the citizens inhabitable is 90 degrees in in this house
[05:47:15] But I was being supportive
[05:47:22] Sorry, can you come over how to see some
[05:47:26] I need to show them a picture I didn't give me my phone Jerry fuck out
[05:47:30] I don't have time to be exerting energy when you fucking hooligans
[05:47:36] While fucking 90 degrees. I don't have time to see you
[05:47:44] Well nobody gets to this week I saw why are you tagging it we got
[05:47:52] What's this bullshit
[05:47:55] I said it I said it I said in your camera on it and then on me too
[05:48:00] do it. Oh, that is that simple. Yeah, big. What the fuck is that shit on the ground?
[05:48:07] So you say you didn't have this other thing that blessed you? I'm sorry. My day first
[05:48:13] and I've been with that. Fuck please. This is my kindness from taking that advantage
[05:48:19] I don't fuck up
[05:48:24] Stop this on your time. I bet
[05:48:36] What the fuck
[05:48:40] This year
[05:48:49] You want to see what it looks like?
[05:49:05] Bro, it's bad.
[05:49:09] Hey man, who the fuck told me this weed?
[05:49:11] That's not me.
[05:49:13] Both. I got not that big.
[05:49:18] That's not a daptest food.
[05:49:20] I sported.
[05:49:22] A daptest food?
[05:49:24] Yeah, I gotta go after this, bro.
[05:49:26] You only got me camera ready for the next couple minutes.
[05:49:29] Yo, I have a good prank idea.
[05:49:31] Go downstairs with this and tell all the girls,
[05:49:34] say everyone, Eric, get the fuck out.
[05:49:39] Man, that's a bad idea.
[05:49:41] If you want I can set you up on some like cool shit, alright?
[05:49:45] Hold on, I'll move.
[05:49:46] Oh, you can't find this tripod?
[05:49:48] No.
[05:49:49] It's okay, I'll go the other side, bro.
[05:49:52] Thank you, Steve and Ronaldo.
[05:49:53] Just put it out here, right there.
[05:50:01] W-ron, man.
[05:50:04] Thank you for helping me.
[05:50:07] I found a snap spell for you.
[05:50:09] Kill me though.
[05:50:11] I
[05:50:18] Does not mean I'm trying to tell Jason that this is
[05:50:23] Right if your weed is fucked up, I don't know what you smell. I have filter. No, I'm serious. Your shit is fucked up
[05:50:33] Maybe we'll meet at a bar
[05:50:41] I love that guy more.
[05:50:50] I ain't gonna lie though, these munchies are bad, bro. Get fat.
[05:51:11] Hey, bro, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I just didn't mean it last time it was so good though
[05:51:23] My god, bro
[05:51:27] All right, but let's watch something chat
[05:51:41] I'm not going to watch Joe
[05:51:45] Barton.
[05:51:48] Don't never about no weed from the gas station bro.
[05:51:51] If the nigga having no context, don't never go to the gas station bro.
[05:51:55] I want to.
[05:52:05] Go chat.
[05:52:06] I'm down to watch Joe Barton.
[05:52:07] I haven't seen him for ten years.
[05:52:08] Then I seen him again like around eighth grade.
[05:52:10] then you can't really like, like...
[05:52:12] Therapy.
[05:52:14] Judy, beyond the rage made.
[05:52:16] J-Dab, losing love.
[05:52:18] F**king fresher.
[05:52:28] So, bye guys.
[05:52:30] Wait, did they get an actual therapist?
[05:52:32] Make a relationship. It happened, you know what I mean?
[05:52:34] So, it just ended up not just like,
[05:52:36] just not no connection.
[05:52:38] That's okay, you know it happens. Yeah, I feel like I tried to talk to my dad, but he's like
[05:52:43] Oh, like there's no logic. Oh shit. Yeah
[05:52:50] You know what the most important part of it is this is a really good video
[05:53:08] I'm scared Jason they came to me and offered my main money for me and my fame
[05:53:13] and I don't know what to do should I have taken it they're asking me to do
[05:53:18] surveillance on you and I've been feeding them information for weeks
[05:53:24] well yeah I'll be testing you to chat every night thousands of viewers pour
[05:53:31] into their favorite streamers chat together they decide what games get
[05:53:35] play, what videos get watched, and the streamers who keep them in a tent get paid.
[05:53:39] WChat!
[05:53:41] It sounds pretty easy, right?
[05:53:43] Just give the chat what it wants.
[05:53:45] The problem is, chat never wants just one thing.
[05:53:47] There's thousands of people all asking for something different, and no matter what you
[05:53:51] do, some of them happy.
[05:53:53] The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority and keep the party moving.
[05:53:57] Because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the part of the sense of streaming.
[05:54:00] You don't need 10,000 people hanging over a single man in the chat
[05:54:05] But what happens when the needs of the one what the fuck?
[05:54:09] What the fuck?
[05:54:17] Why are you so many hours in my chat, bro?
[05:54:27] Like your body
[05:54:30] Shhh!
[05:54:36] Boom!
[05:54:41] I don't get it.
[05:54:50] Skip?
[05:54:52] Why didn't we get to watch the video?
[05:55:00] It's a joke.
[05:55:09] Or a matter of life and death.
[05:55:11] My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025, losing my best friend
[05:55:15] and person I loved most in the world.
[05:55:16] I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living and I've been falling into a bad habit
[05:55:19] of drug addiction leading me to some MBA in December.
[05:55:21] I don't want to be here anymore.
[05:55:23] This is Joe Bartolozian and he's one of the only streamers that stops everything
[05:55:27] when someone needs help.
[05:55:28] If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying this is vital, I am first and foremost going to read their message.
[05:55:33] But when you do this, when you make yourself the person people turn to at their lowest,
[05:55:37] you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it.
[05:55:43] Because now you're surrounded by darkness.
[05:55:45] Today I decided to end everything, got a shotgun, can't find it in me to love myself.
[05:55:49] Now you're giving away pieces of yourself to everyone around you.
[05:55:52] People are genuinely asking me to fix their problems? I can't.
[05:55:56] Now, it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders.
[05:55:59] Now I'm going!
[05:55:59] Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start-
[05:56:01] It's off.
[05:56:02] That's a heavy weight to pick up, and we wanted to know why.
[05:56:04] Who is Joe Bartolozzi, and why do you care so deeply about some of the things that you do?
[05:56:10] Um, would you-
[05:56:11] Maybe a little deep for 1030 in the morning?
[05:56:13] But...
[05:56:14] Nah, it's alright.
[05:56:17] Joe Bartolozzi was born on February 6th, 2002, and grew up in Southern New Jersey.
[05:56:23] Joe wasn't the kid you'd picked to become famous on one.
[05:56:25] He was just a holy bull's blood toad.
[05:56:28] It's for everything.
[05:56:29] Damn, fuckin' loser!
[05:56:30] That didn't really know how to change the role of his body, so that's why I was picked last.
[05:56:35] But by high school, things started turning around.
[05:56:37] He hit his growth spree, got into lifting, and went for being the kid nobody picked to legitimate athletes.
[05:56:42] Damn!
[05:56:43] I wish that was me, bro!
[05:56:44] So by 2019, Joseph Track athlete at a Catholic prep school in New Jersey
[05:56:48] working part-time in a GNC, heading towards a completely normal life.
[05:56:52] That'd be a mess.
[05:56:53] And then a Chinese tech company bought a dying lip syncing app.
[05:56:56] What?
[05:56:57] TikTok is the latest app to capture the attention of teens and young adults across the world.
[05:57:02] A Chinese company called ByteDance bought the relatively dead app Musically.
[05:57:05] They gutted it, rebranded it, and on August 2nd, 2018, TikTok officially hit the app
[05:57:10] store.
[05:57:11] TikTok.
[05:57:12] TikTok.
[05:57:13] Now early on, TikTok was mostly just the same creators who came over from Musically.
[05:57:15] So one of those cringy lip syncing videos and reputation they came with then carried
[05:57:19] straight over.
[05:57:20] Going through your parents divorce is more fun than going through TikTok.
[05:57:23] For a while there, TikTok as a whole was pretty fringy.
[05:57:26] Yeah, I used to get made fun of.
[05:57:27] But even with that reputation, Joe figured he'd try it anyway.
[05:57:30] He posted his first TikTok in December of 2019, and it got a few hundred likes.
[05:57:34] Which is nothing crazy, but it was enough to make him post another one.
[05:57:37] And another one.
[05:57:38] And he just kept going.
[05:57:40] Within a few months, he went from pointing at text on a screen to actual time.
[05:57:44] Ranting straight to the camera about whatever stupid thing pissed him off that day.
[05:57:47] There's no looking left or right in the urinal out.
[05:57:49] Damn, bro.
[05:57:53] Damn, this is a crazy origin story.
[05:57:57] I remember these videos, man, way back in the day.
[05:58:01] This is where Joe carved out his lane.
[05:58:03] He became the loud guy in the beanie who'd yell about people who drink sparkling water or crash out over some DIY store.
[05:58:09] The coffee pot! Floating!
[05:58:12] By the time COVID hit, TikTok was becoming a mainstream platform.
[05:58:15] Finally, TikTokers were performing at NBA halftime shows or hanging with the Kardashians.
[05:58:20] I mean, the D'Amelios were dropping a reality show on Hulu.
[05:58:23] It was the biggest app in the world and Joe had gotten in early.
[05:58:26] 6 months after you started posting, if I'm not mistaken, you had over a million followers
[05:58:30] on TikTok.
[05:58:31] 2020 TikTok, you could literally post anything and if it got any amount of views half
[05:58:39] the people that saw it would follow you.
[05:58:41] So now you've got a teenage guy fresh out of high school with millions of people
[05:58:44] watching us ever move. Me and Joe look like we have the same aura and stories.
[05:58:49] It's not the same guys as like a Disney star, right? Because I was nowhere near that level,
[05:58:55] but it's just the idea of like, I was a teenager that's getting clout, and I think 99% of the
[05:59:03] time, that's bad.
[05:59:05] And Joe was no exception. All of those views, all that attention that comes with
[05:59:09] internet fame, it went straight to his head.
[05:59:11] I went for being a really insecure, it was like polar opposites, right?
[05:59:15] And I had to find the medium.
[05:59:16] Like I used to be really insecure when I was in like middle school, early high school.
[05:59:20] To a point where like I started working out, I started doing this.
[05:59:24] And then it went like full flop to like narcissism.
[05:59:27] And so it was like an obsession with myself because of insecurity
[05:59:31] that then inflated my ego and I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.
[05:59:35] And you can see it in the content from that era, the captions, the added.
[05:59:38] So you got ego.
[05:59:40] How's these footloose at I won? Joe Bartoluzzi naked.
[05:59:45] Holy fuck, was he naked in the other picture too?
[05:59:47] I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.
[05:59:49] And you can see it.
[05:59:51] Bro, this dude Joe is a thirst rapper.
[05:59:54] And the content from that era, the captions, the attitude, the way that he carried himself.
[05:59:58] Okay, so this is my proposal for any women out there that would like to participate in the holiday, but don't have anybody to resist them.
[06:00:04] I'm here.
[06:00:05] This is the version of Joe that Joe doesn't like.
[06:00:08] That person in that facade I had to do to create that character actually became me for a short period of time.
[06:00:14] And I hate him, but as much as-
[06:00:16] Actually relatable.
[06:00:18] Actually relatable, man.
[06:00:20] Oh my god, that's relatable, bro.
[06:00:28] Joe hates this version of himself.
[06:00:30] He also kind of owes everything to him.
[06:00:32] Because that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in his-
[06:00:36] Bro...
[06:00:38] How am I far as, like, on my TikTok account, I had to play a character.
[06:00:45] Same thing with Joe.
[06:00:47] His career.
[06:00:47] And when you're building yourself from the ground up, those two things can be the
[06:00:50] difference between success and failure.
[06:00:52] You see, everyone wants to start their own thing until they realize how much work
[06:00:56] starting actually takes.
[06:00:57] Building your website, setting up payments, all the boring stuff.
[06:01:00] Most people don't quit because the idea was bad.
[06:01:03] They quit because the setup got in the way.
[06:01:05] That's where WOP comes in.
[06:01:06] WAP lets you launch your entire online business from one place.
[06:01:09] I was getting a big one out of that right now.
[06:01:11] Or even service is not knowing where to start.
[06:01:13] Head on over to WAP.com today.
[06:01:17] But now back to Joe in the business he was just starting to build.
[06:01:20] It started with diversifying his audience.
[06:01:22] Because unlike YouTube or Twitch, your follower count is kind of empty on tip time.
[06:01:26] You can have a million followers on there and make no money.
[06:01:28] Because the platform simply doesn't pay its creators anything worthwhile.
[06:01:32] Like I was probably making like what, 10k a year?
[06:01:35] And what I was making less than minimum wage.
[06:01:37] So in the summer of 2020, just before starting his freshman year of college, Joe announced his first ever Twitch stream.
[06:01:43] I'm gonna start streaming video games on Twitch in a day or two.
[06:01:46] He's starting moving viewers from TikTok to Twitch, where he'd stream games like Rocket League and Fall Guys.
[06:01:50] Oh! I got it! I got it!
[06:01:53] Then he'd take the best moments from those streams and post them to YouTube.
[06:01:55] By fall of that year, Joe was juggling multiple TikTok uploads a day,
[06:01:59] streaming on Twitch, making YouTube content, all while managing his classwork in college.
[06:02:03] What was the schedule like in Kala?
[06:02:05] There's so much going on. How do you manage that?
[06:02:08] It was a lot.
[06:02:10] Like, balancing streaming and college suck.
[06:02:14] But it was so doable.
[06:02:15] And I hate when streamers say,
[06:02:17] oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming.
[06:02:20] Like, get the f... out of here.
[06:02:22] I was growing and...
[06:02:26] Oh, oh, oh, oh, job.
[06:02:28] I didn't drop out while I was streaming.
[06:02:30] But once I saw that I was successful in streaming,
[06:02:32] That's when I dropped out completely different than, oh, let me go to school like oh, I want to stream
[06:02:40] and just drop out
[06:02:43] It's not the same shit not the same
[06:02:50] In college the entire but very much props to bro Joe part graduating with psychology degree
[06:02:59] 3. Doug. That's hard as fuck.
[06:03:04] 5. Thank you for 3 million followers. 4 million followers!
[06:03:09] Oh, velocity, momma.
[06:03:11] For a joke with 5 million followers on TikTok, and just a few months after his first stream,
[06:03:15] Joe was pulling in nearly a thousand average viewers on Twitch.
[06:03:20] Like, I was so obsessed with her porn.
[06:03:25] Joe was constantly studying social media, trying to understand what made videos powerful, what people responded to, and why certain videos failed.
[06:03:32] That confidence had turned into a full grown obsession, but because of it, Joe was starting to not like the person he said to me.
[06:03:38] Oh, see.
[06:03:39] I'm trying to map out where the ego kind of starts to disappear versus...
[06:03:44] Like, was there a low point, a moment where you're like, holy, I gotta change?
[06:03:47] Yeah, I...
[06:03:49] I don't really... I don't think there was like an aha, right?
[06:03:53] It wasn't like a light switch flip it was more over the span of like a six month period where I was like
[06:04:01] I'm kind of being a dickhead
[06:04:05] Coupled with a variety of things so I don't know if you can include this in the video. That's up to you. Um I
[06:04:12] Tripped on mushrooms for the first time like and I hate when people talk about like that being a
[06:04:17] Like a genuine changing factor in their life because it's like okay cornball like that's what made you
[06:04:23] You know really have that light switch, but I think it was like it was a part of it
[06:04:27] You know like it removed the the grooves of life that I have gotten into and it made me reset to a point where I had to
[06:04:35] Kind of look in myself
[06:04:37] A lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well
[06:04:40] We're sharing ideas that you know, I may have heard but not resonated or understood fully
[06:04:45] It was so much like wow. I'm gonna
[06:04:48] Yeah, it's like, you go death.
[06:04:50] I should kind of treat people in a way
[06:04:54] that's like, this is our only life.
[06:04:56] And I accredit my viewers.
[06:04:58] So does that mean just so I do streams?
[06:05:03] Maybe get it, you go death going.
[06:05:14] I bet, bro.
[06:05:16] I bet.
[06:05:18] Thank you, Chad.
[06:05:19] A lot.
[06:05:22] Because in that time, peer-searchable relationships
[06:05:24] built a little bit, which is bad.
[06:05:26] But at the same time, there were people coming to me
[06:05:29] for the first time going, I want to kill myself.
[06:05:33] You are chatting to your last streamer
[06:05:35] because you're ending it all.
[06:05:36] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
[06:05:38] whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[06:05:40] If there was a moment of like lock in, it was that.
[06:05:44] What happened?
[06:05:44] One of my subs just said he's a-
[06:05:46] itself. Dude, do you need help? Because I was going, yeah, even though I'm 19, you know,
[06:05:55] there are people that actually look up to me in a way that's like, I need to be better.
[06:06:02] Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no matter how bad it can get. Life is amazing.
[06:06:10] Yes
[06:06:15] Blood wig
[06:06:17] All right, bro
[06:06:22] Wait, what the fuck is wrong with you bro
[06:06:32] Bro
[06:06:34] Going to the gym?
[06:06:35] Mhm.
[06:06:35] All right, bro.
[06:06:36] Nope, tap.
[06:06:37] I'm in a good gym session, bro.
[06:06:39] I'm scared to fuck out of me.
[06:06:41] Hey, bro, the house is pretty warm.
[06:06:44] Yeah, uh, what the fuck happened?
[06:06:54] Count Scott.
[06:06:55] Build him.
[06:06:55] $1000
[06:07:03] Yo
[06:07:05] Has anyone paid the letter for that
[06:07:11] Call of Duty shit?
[06:07:25] I
[06:07:44] Must not work
[06:07:47] Dude
[06:07:49] I'll do it again.
[06:07:55] It will have to complete a challenge from the shared board before we can move on to the next.
[06:08:00] But depending on how hard the challenge is, we'll also earn rewards that can help speed us up or slow the other team down.
[06:08:06] The thing is we can combine our unlock with a shinkansen later.
[06:08:09] I really assume.
[06:08:10] Oh!
[06:08:11] Honestly, Tom, this is a really good opportunity to talk about what we do next because...
[06:08:18] Well, I don't know what team I'm rooting for
[06:08:22] Jason take me to 200 bow I
[06:08:25] Appreciate that this is 20 seconds to late
[06:08:28] You're not I mean you are high, but this is not because you're high that I'm responding too late. I did see it initially. I
[06:08:34] Hope you're not feeling like weird and like I hope you don't like feel the tongue in your mouth and like I
[06:08:39] Hope you're not manually breathing and I hope you're not like thinking about being perceived
[06:08:43] like
[06:08:45] Actually you or like you're putting on a character
[06:08:53] To be while I'm live
[06:08:57] Thank you the 200 block appreciate that how's it to talk
[06:09:04] The fuck is wrong with him dog
[06:09:10] What's going on, man
[06:09:13] Well, why is there so many omis in my chair?
[06:09:17] Jay sock versus
[06:09:19] Oh my god, that's the girl
[06:09:28] Yeah, it's good bro
[06:09:34] What up, dog
[06:09:43] Nothing, bro
[06:09:46] What do you I'm fried
[06:09:51] No, not only for sure. So it doesn't count
[06:09:59] Just been just been chilling I
[06:10:06] Got a hybrid x string I gotta do
[06:10:13] damn girl damn girl
[06:10:22] what?
[06:10:23] what did you do?
[06:10:25] think whatever you're just chilling
[06:10:27] what's your problem?
[06:10:29] uh, are you?
[06:10:31] that's so hard
[06:10:39] what's up bro?
[06:10:41] what?
[06:10:42] What's up, bro?
[06:10:46] I was calling you. What's up, you all right?
[06:10:49] You okay?
[06:10:53] Bro, I'm hanging up.
[06:10:56] Wait, why?
[06:10:58] You're killing me, bro.
[06:11:00] What the fuck did I do, bro? I was asking you, are you okay?
[06:11:04] I'm hanging up, bro.
[06:11:06] What the fuck? Why? What the fuck do you want me to do?
[06:11:09] I think I've done good night, bro.
[06:11:11] Good night.
[06:11:12] I'm going to put myself in that chair for a second.
[06:11:42] You're 19 years old. You started streaming to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh,
[06:11:46] and somebody you've never met just told you they're planning their own death,
[06:11:50] and out of everyone in their life, they picked you to tell.
[06:11:52] I feel like no one cares and I want to end it all live, a date planned,
[06:11:55] so you'll probably never see me again. I want to say you make me laugh a lot.
[06:11:58] I'm gonna self-octave a second and no one will remember me.
[06:12:00] And this kept happening. Joe would go live, and sooner or later,
[06:12:03] somebody would show up in a general crisis, typing their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat.
[06:12:08] Don't be a mood killer. I just want to say my family basically bullies me every day,
[06:12:11] and I can't get them to stop.
[06:12:12] I've been thinking about suicide a lot."
[06:12:14] When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters,
[06:12:17] his initial response was the same
[06:12:18] as anyone with the Hulse would be.
[06:12:20] He wanted to help.
[06:12:21] Both on-stream and off-of-it,
[06:12:22] Joe took the time to talk with those viewers,
[06:12:24] getting to know them on a personal level
[06:12:26] and giving them real advice,
[06:12:27] just like he would with the friend.
[06:12:28] You guys mean well to me.
[06:12:31] If you need help with something like that,
[06:12:33] I can try my best.
[06:12:35] So that's why I'm kind of chilling
[06:12:37] or pausing the stream for the last 15 minutes
[06:12:39] talk about this because that's important."
[06:12:42] But there's a harsh reality that all streamers have to learn eventually.
[06:12:45] Your viewers aren't your friends.
[06:12:47] They can't be.
[06:12:48] I have had probably 20 people who have been like on live.
[06:12:53] The first two times it's happened I have tried to like help them and it just ended
[06:12:57] badly in terms of them getting parasocial towards me and the non-stop coming to me.
[06:13:02] You see the relationship between a streamer and a viewer is way more complicated than
[06:13:06] a normal friendship.
[06:13:07] When you spend hours watching someone do a screen, day after day, your brain starts doing
[06:13:11] something weird.
[06:13:12] You pick up their sense of humor.
[06:13:14] You learn their opinions, their moods, what makes them laugh and what sets them off.
[06:13:17] You come to know them the way you'd know a friend, except they have no idea that you
[06:13:21] even exist.
[06:13:27] This is what's called a parasocial relationship, and it could be a dangerous thing.
[06:13:31] Now a scary home invasion has three nasty intruders with guns grab a popular influencer
[06:13:36] by the hair-demanding money.
[06:13:38] Three guys came into my room, turned all the lights on,
[06:13:41] and then they had the gun pointed at me.
[06:13:43] I'm coming here!
[06:13:44] I'm coming down!
[06:13:45] I'm coming up.
[06:13:46] While most parasocial relationships
[06:13:48] don't reach this level, there's always a possibility
[06:13:50] that it can.
[06:13:51] Three popular Twitch streamers face
[06:13:53] a terrifying encounter while live streaming
[06:13:56] along the Semmonika Pier.
[06:13:57] No way.
[06:13:58] Well, you're right now.
[06:13:59] Well, you're right now.
[06:14:00] If the streamer leaves too far one way,
[06:14:02] they might come across as uninterested or cold.
[06:14:04] But laying too far the other,
[06:14:05] and viewers can mistake an occasional reply for friendship.
[06:14:08] Please stop following me.
[06:14:09] It's getting weird.
[06:14:10] It's getting strange.
[06:14:11] Oh my god, that's me, bro.
[06:14:14] Whoa.
[06:14:17] Holy shit, I remember this, bro.
[06:14:21] That's literally me.
[06:14:24] I fucking love this guy, man.
[06:14:27] All right, dude, I wonder what he's doing now.
[06:14:30] It's probably like, part of that school or something like that.
[06:14:39] Whoa, what?
[06:14:40] Why y'all saying, no, no, I'm not saying I love RN,
[06:14:44] I said I love the guy on the screen.
[06:14:47] It's me.
[06:14:51] He's not behind me, bro.
[06:14:58] Don't know you, okay?
[06:14:59] So please, leave me alone.
[06:15:00] That's where things can take a turn for the worst,
[06:15:03] because now that attention can turn into expectation.
[06:15:05] And when the expectation of a response to the next chat
[06:15:08] isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer
[06:15:11] and more like a betrayal by someone
[06:15:12] that they thought they knew.
[06:15:13] No.
[06:15:15] When y'all chat and I don't read a chat,
[06:15:16] do y'all get sad?
[06:15:18] A weird parasocial relationship that forms,
[06:15:21] and you'd not even aware that this person
[06:15:23] is forming that typically until they're like
[06:15:26] about to show up or they do show up.
[06:15:28] The gap is hard to manage, which is why most streamers keep a barrier up around the heavy, personal stuff.
[06:15:33] My sister's down. Let's try and keep it positive.
[06:15:36] Please don't talk about s*** out of my chat, please.
[06:15:39] There's just a man just to like, ear and talk about, you know?
[06:15:41] And you can't really blame them. At the end of the day, streamers are supposed to entertain.
[06:15:45] At some point, there has to be a boundary between caring about the people watching
[06:15:48] and becoming responsible for everything that they bring into the chat.
[06:15:51] They become too attached to you where they see you as an actual friend that they have.
[06:15:56] So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer, but it's hard to
[06:16:01] gauge where that line is. Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary. He'd answered the heavy
[06:16:06] messages, taken conversations off stream, and learned what could happen when things become
[06:16:10] too parasocial. The first two times I helped somebody with like old issues, they just kept
[06:16:16] messaging me, and then they like got upset when I stopped messaging them. So it's more
[06:16:20] so that issue. But mental health meant too much to him. Ignoring somebody who might not
[06:16:25] make it through the night was never a choice he could live with. After those early mistakes,
[06:16:29] Joe implemented two important factors that would eliminate those odd parasocial dynamics from coming
[06:16:34] into the picture. For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction. All conversations with
[06:16:38] chatters were strictly held on stream from the Twitch chat. And second, but most importantly,
[06:16:52] he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself and became the middleman.
[06:16:56] Fine, if you're depressed then you want to come to me for advice, but when it comes to the gravity of
[06:17:01] seeking an expert is better than seeking Joe Bartolozzi, a Twitch streamer, TikToker, you know what I mean?
[06:17:07] For those who came into the chat looking for help, Joe was there to give them a few encouraging words.
[06:17:12] Smart, bro, smart dude, that's facts right there. I'm very faded right now, but then I
[06:17:19] and I can't really get my thoughts together,
[06:17:21] but it's Matt Joe.
[06:17:24] It's Matt Joe's a hero, dude.
[06:17:29] And push them in the right direction.
[06:17:31] I've had not so good thoughts, if you know what I mean,
[06:17:33] and listening to your advice and others has helped me,
[06:17:35] even during those hard times.
[06:17:36] If you ever have thoughts, reach out to somebody,
[06:17:38] genuinely.
[06:17:39] Go to a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to somebody
[06:17:40] that can help you, it's not the answer.
[06:17:44] Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,
[06:17:48] especially seeing that I don't know the person.
[06:17:50] So that's why I try to do the charity streams
[06:17:53] for like, you know, 988 or AFSP or Trevor Projects.
[06:18:00] We're doing reactions today.
[06:18:02] And it's a charity stream.
[06:18:04] We raised $2,700, which was matched 3X
[06:18:09] by the Melinda Pilgates Foundation.
[06:18:12] So Dub in the chat for that
[06:18:13] goes through a good cause saving lives.
[06:18:15] Devon and Chet, Devon and Chet.
[06:18:17] While it seems kind of small, Joe's brief,
[06:18:19] but encouraging words were actually making a difference
[06:18:21] in people's lives.
[06:18:22] I've been stuck for a year now and I want to say thank you
[06:18:24] for helping me through this past year
[06:18:25] with having to deal with my grandpa's
[06:18:27] and my own personal problems.
[06:18:29] You're definitely my favorite top streamer
[06:18:31] and I hope you never stop.
[06:18:32] But by the time Joe graduated college,
[06:18:36] things had started to change.
[06:18:37] His viewer count climbed to some of the highest
[06:18:39] in all of streaming.
[06:18:40] In managing the expectation of that many chatters
[06:18:43] is a totally different beast.
[06:18:44] Like, right now I average 10k.
[06:18:47] Chat's horrible.
[06:18:48] Yeah, like...
[06:18:49] Yeah.
[06:18:50] I got a lock in.
[06:18:51] I want to get into the videos.
[06:18:52] I'm starting to get stressed up.
[06:18:54] Hm.
[06:18:54] I'm starting to get stressed up.
[06:18:56] I could tell this was going to happen at the start of stream,
[06:18:58] but I got like nine messages just unloaded on to me.
[06:19:01] With this many viewers watching,
[06:19:02] Joe found himself caught between two groups
[06:19:04] that wanted completely different things from him.
[06:19:06] Because on one hand, some viewers felt that he wasn't doing enough to help.
[06:19:10] I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me.
[06:19:13] Lay in the comments.
[06:19:14] I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spamming right now
[06:19:16] I'm also playing a video game and then I don't respond to you and you pull this guilt trip here
[06:19:21] But on the other hand there was a totally different group of viewers that were tired of the stream constantly stopping Jesus dude
[06:19:27] I like watching your streams, but when you go on grants like this
[06:19:30] That's all you do all the time that's annoying play the game
[06:19:33] Do me a favor and never watch me again. Do me a favor and go stay yourself
[06:19:38] D.O.
[06:19:39] No matter how Joe did, someone felt ignored.
[06:19:40] God, D.O.
[06:19:41] And the messages were starting to get more demanding.
[06:19:43] Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling and Joe would offer a
[06:19:46] few words of encouragement.
[06:19:47] Now they wanted more.
[06:19:48] Like every stream, it's been getting more and more and more and more like, involved,
[06:19:53] where people are genuinely asking me to fix their problems.
[06:19:56] I can't.
[06:19:57] I'm sorry.
[06:19:59] But the hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help and who was only
[06:20:02] looking for attention.
[06:20:03] How do you balance keeping everybody happy and then also sorting through people who are just
[06:20:10] doing it for attention? I mean that's the struggle because I'm a suicide prevention advocate.
[06:20:15] That is an avenue that a lot of people use to manipulate their way into being noticed.
[06:20:20] We're speaking to me on stream. And so yeah if there's 10 chats saying they're suicidal,
[06:20:28] six of them are fake.
[06:20:30] Because I do so much mental health advocacy, the amount of people that come into my chat
[06:20:37] and fake things was absurd.
[06:20:39] I had one chatter that came in and they say, hey, I'm the mother of so-and-so.
[06:20:45] He took his own life.
[06:20:46] I just wanted to let you know you were his favorite streamer.
[06:20:48] I'm sorry that he took his life.
[06:20:51] I don't really know what to say.
[06:20:54] I'm sorry.
[06:20:55] I hope you're all right.
[06:20:57] I'm sorry for the loss of your son.
[06:20:59] This is fake.
[06:21:01] Ugh.
[06:21:02] Come to find out.
[06:21:03] They come back a month later and they're like, my brother typed that, band is locked in.
[06:21:07] You're the chatter.
[06:21:08] I knew that.
[06:21:09] I'm banning you, man.
[06:21:10] That's weird.
[06:21:12] This leaves Joe stuck making a decision that's difficult to get right.
[06:21:15] If I'm being honest, I think a large portion of people that come into my chat and say
[06:21:20] stuff that I don't are lying, but I have to treat them all as if they're real
[06:21:26] because then I could, on an off chance, not take somebody seriously that is serious.
[06:21:32] And that's the worst thing you could do.
[06:21:34] Ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences,
[06:21:36] but responding to every message was impossible.
[06:21:38] And the pressure of trying was beginning to wear him down.
[06:21:41] I feel bad, and I've talked about this, it's like, I wish I could help.
[06:21:45] But like, sometimes I can, you know.
[06:21:47] Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,
[06:21:50] uh, especially seeing that I don't know the person.
[06:21:53] But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most.
[06:21:55] It's one that he's heard over and over again, that for some viewers, he's the only reason that they're still alive.
[06:22:02] W. Joe.
[06:22:10] You were there when my dad passed. You saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should.
[06:22:15] I've realized so much because of you. I can't thank you enough.
[06:22:17] You unknowingly have helped me with a lot. My life has gotten a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff.
[06:22:22] Never had a favorite streamer time watch you shames and it kind of saved my life. No pressure. I wanted myself
[06:22:27] You saved my life. I did not save your life. You saved your own life
[06:22:30] Please get the help you need though if I'm the only reason that you stopped
[06:22:33] You know wanting to kill yourself in that moment
[06:22:35] You need a lot of help outside of just watching my content when you hear some of the stories
[06:22:40] How big of a told is that take on what a smart dude
[06:22:44] Watching through some of their clips talking to people like this all the chat is asking who is checking on Joe?
[06:22:50] I um, I mean I'm starting therapy soon
[06:22:55] I'm not saying it's bad to have my videos as like something to fall back on to make you feel happier
[06:23:00] Versus like I'm at all your videos are the only thing that's keeping me alive
[06:23:04] Take a second and think about what that actually means for the person receiving it
[06:23:07] Somebody just told you that your uploads are load-bearing for their existence. Don't tell me that like I I
[06:23:14] I'm glad I'm able to help me and but like get help like get help
[06:23:17] So what happens if you take a break? What happens if you burn out and quit? On some level Joe
[06:23:24] now feels like he has to keep posting, because somewhere out there, somebody's hanging on
[06:23:28] by his streaming schedule. And beyond the pressure, there's the sheer exposure to darkness.
[06:23:47] Joe's DMs in chat are a constant stream of people's lowest moments.
[06:23:52] And when you're surrounded by that much pain for that long, it eventually starts to get
[06:23:55] in.
[06:23:56] After every stream, Joe sits there for an hour, just coming back down from what the
[06:24:10] job took out of him.
[06:24:11] When I'm done stream, I get off.
[06:24:13] I literally sit there in like silence for maybe an hour.
[06:24:18] I need like time to decompress just because that is a lot at times.
[06:24:25] It takes a toll and I've gotten used to it, but it kind of builds like they're all be
[06:24:30] good for a month and then there'll be a week where I'm just like not, not there emotionally
[06:24:37] I guess. And that's like a problem.
[06:24:40] So the obvious question is, why keep doing it?
[06:24:43] Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages scroll and the career survives.
[06:24:47] Joe could put up the full wall tomorrow and nobody could really blame him.
[06:24:51] I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are going through stuff
[06:24:55] and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them,
[06:24:58] that I want them to have some sort of guidance of redirection to be better
[06:25:05] themselves and also better mental health in a way that's good for them.
[06:25:09] Joe did the math and decided helping people is worth what it costs him.
[06:25:13] I enjoy making people happy more than the other aspects of the job and that's what enables me
[06:25:19] to deal with this too. Like a lot of people are like oh push through the negative because you
[06:25:23] make money. I think I push through the negative because I can affect people more positively here
[06:25:29] than any other job that I could possibly be doing. But once he saw what his platform could do for
[06:25:33] for people at their lowest.
[06:25:34] Walking away from that stopped being an option
[06:25:36] he could live with.
[06:25:38] Thank you.
[06:25:38] My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago.
[06:25:42] Sorry to hear that.
[06:25:42] You will watch your videos and streams.
[06:25:44] We loved your philosophy streams.
[06:25:46] She also majored in philosophy.
[06:25:48] Really?
[06:25:48] A week ago I found out she has two.
[06:25:50] Two more days to live.
[06:25:52] One of the final things we did
[06:25:53] was watch one of your YouTube videos.
[06:25:55] Your videos remind me of good memories.
[06:25:57] She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope.
[06:26:00] Just wanted to say thank you so much.
[06:26:03] You help more than you'll ever know.
[06:26:06] Oh my god, yo, that's just going to make me cry.
[06:26:13] It's a weird job, dude.
[06:26:15] It's a weird job in social media.
[06:26:17] There's a lot of shit, but it's one
[06:26:19] of the most rewarding experiences.
[06:26:22] Just to be able to be someone to help other people
[06:26:25] is something that I want to do.
[06:26:26] Yeah, the money's good.
[06:26:27] Yeah, it's fun to play video games and shit.
[06:26:30] But on a deeper level, dude, being
[06:26:32] able to make people's day is a lot to me bro genuinely what I want to do and I'm
[06:26:41] glad that I can
[06:26:46] great video W Joe zero wallah he's left he was time right now bro I'm pretty
[06:26:53] sure he actually meant that man it was that it was a nice the nice message
[06:26:59] But hopefully, hopefully, you don't have two days left.
[06:27:04] But yeah, man, it's actually pretty easy to think about.
[06:27:07] A lot of people go to Joe and they're like,
[06:27:09] yo, you saved my life.
[06:27:10] Damn.
[06:27:11] Now he starts, he stops streaming.
[06:27:13] He says, now he has the pressure that life ended.
[06:27:18] Damn.
[06:27:26] Who saves y'all's life, Charon?
[06:27:28] Who saved my life?
[06:27:41] Yeah, I can't be serious, bro. Yeah, I can't be serious, bro.
[06:27:48] T-Missile, Marlin, Netspin, Netspin saved my life because I'm a badass fucking kid?
[06:28:06] Oh, that album.
[06:28:36] I
[06:29:01] Hey
[06:29:06] I don't know why.
[06:29:13] I'm fried.
[06:29:15] That was a good other video though.
[06:29:22] Yeah man, streaming is like an accomplice that sometimes like...
[06:29:31] Like y'all really watch me
[06:29:34] For hours on end is this true
[06:29:37] And you y'all know a lot about me y'all look you do that's like not normal
[06:29:44] Or is that normal
[06:29:48] I guess there's more than a lot of normal people here who don't like who just watch
[06:29:55] Click off your back background show damn, bro. I'm second monitor content. I'm dead ass
[06:30:01] See, that just fucked up, bro.
[06:30:03] Nah, I don't fuck with that, never mind, bro.
[06:30:05] That just blew my eye.
[06:30:06] Nah, fuck you out, man.
[06:30:07] I'm good, man.
[06:30:08] I'm good, I'm good.
[06:30:09] I'm good, man.
[06:30:10] Third monitor, for real?
[06:30:14] For real?
[06:30:16] So, I'm third monitor content, for real?
[06:30:22] Fourth monitor content, yo.
[06:30:27] Are you fucking for real?
[06:30:31] Are you fucking for real, bro? That's just disrespectful and rude
[06:30:40] That's fucked up man background noise die guys just fucking weird, bro
[06:30:49] Other weird man
[06:30:51] phone at night table content doesn't even make sense dude fuck y'all bro whatever man
[06:31:06] whatever bro hey bro on a real note
[06:31:18] Holy fuck, bro, I didn't just feel like I've been seeing this shit, I've been melting my
[06:31:23] gear, bro.
[06:31:25] Dude, I don't think I could do a challenge like that ever, bro.
[06:31:30] My body and drugs just don't go well together.
[06:31:33] Chat.
[06:31:34] How was I when I was high?
[06:31:36] I mean, I'm still high, but like, how was I on stream?
[06:31:39] Was I just like, was I just dead or how, how was I when I was high?
[06:31:48] Did that just dead quiet non-verbal watch clips and calm
[06:32:07] You were clip farmers why keep doing it every other streamer proved you can just let the message
[06:32:18] I
[06:32:34] Could you scroll in the career? I can't even keep my shit open bro tomorrow and nobody could really blame it
[06:32:40] I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are too much
[06:32:44] Oh my god, bro
[06:32:46] My my left eye is closing before my right eye
[06:32:49] I'm going through stuff and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them that I want them to have
[06:32:57] Some sort of guidance of redirection
[06:33:00] To be better themselves
[06:33:04] Holy fucking shit, oh holy fucking shit
[06:33:12] Like hiking
[06:33:14] 2,280 on the ground, 2C is 2C, go away, what the fuck is my fucking dead fucking doing?
[06:33:23] anything, she might be hot
[06:33:25] why the fuck is this clip 144p
[06:33:29] I'm staring at the wall on the top
[06:33:32] wait
[06:33:34] let me take a picture of you bro, I'm not even getting...
[06:33:38] bro
[06:33:39] Jason
[06:33:41] You did it? No, no, no. You're fried right now. I'm not even kidding bro
[06:33:48] No, I'm actually serious, but you're actually fried
[06:33:54] No, I'm dead ass. So you look flip it. Look, bro
[06:34:00] Oh my god
[06:34:06] Look like this, bro, you got that filter on your phones got the filter on what?
[06:34:11] Oh my god, bro, I believe it for a second
[06:34:32] But that crosshair placement though that she's right on the head
[06:34:41] Oh
[06:35:07] Holy fucking shit
[06:35:11] C trabajar
[06:35:16] Ah
[06:35:19] No, no, don't forget me, bro
[06:35:21] the hand is gonna get you after that thing you did, bro. Remember?
[06:35:25] I don't do shit
[06:35:27] bro, you stopped the hand with Spiderman and the punisher bro
[06:35:31] the fuck? How'd you forget about that?
[06:35:33] I don't get it
[06:35:41] I would feel my heart racing in my chest, bro. My eyes even open bro. My eyes even open
[06:36:11] Oh, whatever, never that shit, holy fuck.
[06:36:19] All right, Karen, oh.
[06:36:24] Tomorrow's sponsored stream.
[06:36:27] Tomorrow's sponsored stream.
[06:36:30] Um, see what's going on.
[06:36:38] Hold on.
[06:36:41] 3 p.m. I gotta repulse it right now, Chai. Hey, I'll be with KDB Reaction to HyperX.
[06:36:56] I'm trying to sober up, not gonna lie.
[06:37:15] 3 p.m.
[06:37:18] Posting on my story, I got to post this.
[06:37:26] Oh
[06:37:36] Milk real food cold shower. I love y'all, bro. I love y'all man
[06:37:43] Peace boys
[06:37:56] I apologize for my absence, I know I left you without a name and a job.
[06:37:59] I don't know how I expected you to get your cloud up and get your money up, but...
[06:38:04] I'm the best.
[06:38:05] Don't worry.
[06:38:07] Daddy's home.
[06:38:11] Turn me up.
[06:38:13] Yeah.
[06:38:15] Niggas know they need to stop.
[06:38:16] I'm standing at the top, that's how I know you never seen the top.
[06:38:20] Sierra came parking lot, looking like a city parking lot.
[06:38:23] And it talks when I walk by, like you know I'm sober when you talk, baby, talk
[06:38:28] Yeah, and I'm coming with the bottle, dog niggas not talking
[06:38:32] Fuckin' and she goin' shopping, whoa, I'm runnin' out of Ips
[06:38:35] Yeah, runnin' out