jasontheween
🔴CAR SHOPPING🔴NON CARHEAD LOOKING FOR A NEW CAR🔴WHAT IS OUR BUDGET🔴EPICNESS🔴
08-26-2026 · 7h 50m
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You notice man only top filter relax oh
Oh, shit, bro, I mean y'all peep it, bro, y'all peep it, right?
Oh, shit, bro, this is three days, three fucking days.
You see that shit on my chin?
You see the mustache coming in?
Bro, glow up, arc, it's started, all right?
And what better way to start the glow up arc, but with a brand new car?
Yo, chat.
Today, we are going car shopping, okay?
We are going car shopping.
Y'all see in the title, man?
All right, initially,
about 100K budget, all right?
See another car to daily,
when I made that, I've been daily in a made-back,
you know, made-back.
Everybody been telling me,
bro, why the fuck are you daily in a made-back?
Are you retarded?
All these other things, you're ugly, you're gay.
Why are you doing the Mayback every day, bro?
You're an idiot, man.
Mayback's supposed to be a car.
You have a driver and you're sitting in the back.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why it's called a Maybach.
Because you're sitting in a box.
All right?
For the longest time, I was like,
bro, I'm not gonna spend 300K on a fucking car
and not drive the car.
But you know, I've been working,
got the sponsorships up,
begin my money rate.
And I was like, you know what?
It's time, bro.
It's time to get another car to daily, all right?
But, 100K budget, I don't know.
But to be honest, I'm still looking for the car for me.
I know the last time I was larping,
this time I'm not larping, all right?
There's no fucking lark.
I really wanna get a car.
Now, today we'll be going to a bunch of dealerships.
I hate Lua to find dealerships.
Cadillac.
Maserati.
McLaren.
Mercedes?
I don't even know if I'm going to Mercedes.
I don't know if I want to Benz on top of a Benz.
McLaren.
Aston Martin.
Cadillac.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Lexus?
I mean, bro, do I even go to Lexus?
That's good late five with him.
No.
No, hell no.
We because, you know, I chat, you know, I realize, bro, if I get this car,
we will be driving.
Okay.
This is y'all's car too.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's gonna be my car.
But like, come on, bro.
Y'all got me this bread.
So, bro, it's only right.
Y'all get a little bit of influence in there.
Oh now if you start typing some bullshit like get a hellcat. Let's get this guy the fucking chat, bro
Get him out the chat. Jerson is that is yeah, give him out the fucking chat dude. Get him out the fucking chat
Take take 30 for me get a hellcat. Um a lifted mini Cooper, bro. Okay. Just just type in shit. I'm on chat
Listen, um, but yeah
Let me know I'm gonna do some research on stream and be quick some links, bro
Imagine myself in the car black we are low key want something to match my may back and me and so I'm not maybe like I
Genuinely don't know I generally don't I don't want a Porsche
I don't know if I want a Porsche because everybody and there's rumors. I got Matt Porsches as in as in Ron
Almost something different, bro. Okay. I got BMW
We can hit BMW today, but to be honest, but I don't even know if I'm gonna go to BMW because
because, well, I don't want a BMW.
I don't know.
The SUVs are done, whatever, man.
I'll drive a SUV, I don't mind an SUV.
Let me come with you.
What, then do what you want?
Ask the Martin, though.
I ain't lying.
I was talking to Griff Offstream
about that Ask the Martin Vantage.
You know my homie, JP, that's his name JP,
guy that I larked to the other like a couple months back he said he'll be here on Friday
but that doesn't mean I can't go to the dealership um so yeah I don't know bro we'll see you later
today what car will satisfy us um but that being said yesterday around left pudgy at my setup
Now, that's a lot of trust. Me putting a lot of trust in the fucking Pudgy. Alright, I'm gonna be honest,
the reason why I did a nine hour stream yesterday was because Pudgy was sitting
here and he was melting in this fucking chair. Alright, and I didn't want to be that guy and be
like, yo, I know how you gotta go. You gotta go, man, because I'm trying to
end stream, you know what I mean? So he'd be the guy's guy that I am and was like,
You know I just turn my PC off when you're done. What happened? What happened after? W lays
SUV you said drama news
Why am I not having an audio
Burger all burger bro. Oh, bro. Yeah, but a burger be tripping. They're very duty
speaking of burgers is this a nothing burger am I trippin
captain man here another sponsor segments questions his wife
he's back on the drives on the house on me to be my high bro she blew his high
Yo, how the fuck did she keep sputting in bro?
I thought she was done!
Thanks, Moe.
Oh my god.
Well that just blew my eye.
KOOLOOOO!
What is this podcast?
And transcript, who's banned from the-
Re-protection.
Well trained dog.
Bro, y'all are weird.
her direct exact words so welcome to episode five Ari welcome as her guest
why she can take my stuff I mean no no no it's not a lie bro I thought I thought
she did some weirdo shit bro I guess she's back hey man I don't fucking know
man honestly I'm down to interview YBG to get his opinions about this because I
love drama farming if it's not about me she did she did but who care
whoa she snake JDab I mean that's what from my understanding that's what I
heard already did was um I already said some weird shit to JDab bro and then
She broke G-Dive's heart or something?
Ah, fuck it, no.
Redify was mad as fuck.
She Emily'd in?
Oh my god, bro.
Was he still alive?
Is Sylvie live?
He's doing this off stream.
You're alive.
Who's he painting with?
What the fuck?
I think like her and while I'm doing this,
I went into a talk with two people.
E-Mommy? Wow. Wow.
Wow, bro. Damn, bro.
They'll be fucking silky, man.
You mommy no, no, no, not that bookie made you money. No you mommy you mommy
Fucking no, man. No fucking no
Anyways, yeah, man Marlon surprise lacy with a gambling stream, man. Yeah, where's my invite? Oh, what the fuck is my invite, man?
The fuck they're playing Baccarat
Bro, the fuck I
Didn't know Marlon gambled either pudgy news. Are you not doing this anymore later? Yes chat
As you know you see me in a nurse outfit here, bro
All right, all the boys would be coming together when they come back from Vegas. I think around like 6 30
I'm pretty sure we're doing like wheelchair basketball. Oh, so yeah, this is a guaranteed
eight hour stream
We grind it we grind it we grind it
Cordy, yes chat. Well, we're missing one person now
adapt but obviously adapt was doing that. They're not coming back he said
they're gonna cancel well shit. Well then why put me on the fucking poster? I
ain't no library in another world. Me being a nurse or a doctor I'd be one
sexy ass nurse man. I know all the girls that you know go to the hospital
you gotta get a cold and get me as the nurse they would love me as a nurse.
Look at the fucking scrub
Look at sexy man
Pudgy news
So this is what is that bro, so this is what is happening when I when I leave the moon, right?
Okay
Oh my god
Hello, Pajee!
Yo!
Yo! Yo!
No, don't do it. Don't do it.
Look.
Yeah, the A. Darrell, bro, you see this shit, man?
WT pose, man.
How do you know that?
Get him his hat.
W. Sherpault.
I ain't like her.
Yeah, yeah.
W-shirt pool help.
I've never seen that in my life, man.
Holy triple shirt pool help.
Oh my god, wow.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but I ain't like it.
I woke up, went downstairs, saw my setup.
I saw Pudgy's ripped tank top on my desk and an empty Tennessee bottle red booze Taco Bell all on my fucking desk
I've had to clean everything, but it's all good
It's already put you out a good night man, and it looks like it looks like you got a good night
And when you grow Malibu Andre, why are you saying pick up the phone bro dude?
Not to be that guy bro, but I
Don't know you
Jobs
More OSES drama. Oh my god. I love this shit
As long as it has nothing to do with me. All right, bro. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. Why would you? Nice, bro
This could be good
I had a secret camera outside because like you know people
You know people have a lot of people in the room like I'm gonna go
I think she was on the phone and she walked up and right in the middle
She didn't know that I had a spy camera. She goes
If you got a problem with me, then say it to me.
That's not me.
I'm not spiking.
On my phone!
Is that why there might be a Sammy?
Because as soon as we walked out the room,
I think an Artie there said,
we walked out of your Sammy downstairs,
he's like, you got a French ball already?
I was like, all right.
And he's like, hey, come on.
I don't know where.
I'll go and say something to you.
I don't know where she's like,
Sammy, shut the fuck up.
I'm gonna go and fuck her talking to you.
Sammy's like, what?
She's like, no, seriously, shut the fuck up.
She's like, shut the fuck up.
And we go downstairs and we're like,
you're not Sammy.
What the fuck?
And then she said oh
No, I said me bro
Shut the fuck up
Come on talk to me demon
Oh what the fuck yo
What you got I assure you I will say
Dude, what the fuck is that?
Oh, this shit.
What the fuck is this?
You didn't even decide to put on a new shirt, bro?
They got rolled out of bed going on drove here.
That's crap, bro.
I fixed something when you were outside.
Because I brushed my, I ran out of bed,
brushed my teeth, brushed my hair, ran out, drove.
I didn't even get time to check my shirt, bro.
Because last night, you was busy.
Oh, my God!
What the fuck?
Ew!
I got you another shirt, bro.
But God damn, bro.
How do you not notice that shit?
Oh my god!
Wait bro, can you explain what happened last night?
Alright babe, I'm sad bro, because I like drama when it doesn't involve me.
Alright so listen, we're doing a podcast right now.
Some of the donors, they're like...
There's another chair, man.
We're doing a podcast, some of the donors, they're like...
How do you feel about Artie Bear?
I'm like, actually I'm going to talk about this.
Fuck Artie Bear.
Ooh.
Why is she being let back into the circle?
Ooh.
I like that.
Okay.
So I actually let shit be known, because everyone else is like, yeah it's chill.
Uh huh.
No, because everyone else is like, yeah, it's true.
Are you going to mom, bro?
That's what I'm saying.
No.
Art Bear walking.
You said what, Nika?
Along those lines.
Along those lines.
No, she didn't, bruh.
Along those lines.
She said that?
Along those lines.
Come in there, ride on me, press me.
What am I supposed to do?
Jump up, scream at her face?
I'm not doing that, bro.
I said, this is the real thing.
I'm not going to do that.
What's the like for this thing?
The thing.
Babe, you bet, start crashing out at me?
No, bruh.
She start, she start getting it.
I thought you bet was cool, though.
No, no, no.
Now what is it?
I don't know, bro.
She typed Aribeer.
How?
I don't know.
How does she know Aribeer?
I thought they just met.
No.
Oh, my God.
No, no.
Then I'm like, Aribeer, let's go make sure she.
We go outside and make sure she.
They already went in and out.
But send me downstairs.
She's talking about some.
Yo, you said Aribeer from this crib.
What other crib she been from?
Now, I don't know what that may be.
I don't know what that may be.
I don't know what that may be.
But it's what?
You met me with that, man.
Because she said, send me.
Shut the fuck up.
We want the fuck we're talking about.
He said he'd be here for a year if that was Archie.
Boy, I know he's gonna cry.
I can't wear this face on.
No, but why is he telling him to shut the fuck up though?
Because he's talking about some like,
oh, because he was talking about his already bare black ball.
And you've got the white one.
I'm talking about it.
All right, get in the boss call, you.
So it's like, why don't we send him in the boss call?
I see him not a right.
OK, OK.
He's not a right.
So, so, send me that a boss call
because he was like, why the fuck is Archie here?
Yeah.
And then you bet it's close to an army.
So you bet it's like, shut the fuck up.
Don't talk to army like that.
And he said he shut the fuck up.
He's sad.
He said not to.
Wow, bro.
And you already walked into our crib.
I'm like, yo, yo, I paint red in this crib.
I don't want her here.
What's good?
She's still over there in your room talking.
But who invited her to the crib, though, bro?
She just had the other one.
Oh, nah, man.
Where's Jada been all of this?
Boy, Jada calling me to a Muslim shit.
Yeah, bro, it's not content. I said I wanted to be content
I was really trying to crash last night. I was trying to get lit last night
Did you get him, bro?
I was getting lit, bro
There was lit embers in here and I bought it home
I bought the lit embers from here
Oh, you, oh, you
I was lit, I was lit yesterday, bro
You were lit? Yeah, I'm not, bro
But no one else was getting lit
No one's getting lit with you, bro
Because to me it sounds like the vibes were real, man
Vives killed? I went to bed
Damn
I went right to bed, bro
You know
Oh, no, I mean we gotta take some group chat was like yo, like I won't 30 or he said
I already said one third
What do you mean
Bro this is getting wicked man
This should get in wicked, bro
More context what is this
Bring back Jane I'm bugging I'm on the library at that. No at this point. Did I bring back Jane bring back kai chun?
Let's bring back fuck bring back everyone bro. Fuck it. I'm looking your movie though
Bring back Katie Jane
Kite you
Bring back Jade bring back Jade bring back you fucking broke bring everyone back
It's going down bro bro am I here in a civil war the house
They're getting a little hate for me to read a fight. Oh red. So red a fire
Right, so what you saying now they be clipping right if I have a content simple
What I mean, like they do you clip it right by out of context?
That mean they be clipping right a fire out of context. What's the context? It sounds like he's saying this good
He said invite invite kai-chu invite Katie invite Yuki at this point. Oh, yeah
That's valid. Hang on. It's valid broken. We know what more everyone. What is a black boy even me?
There's no such thing as a black boy, bro. No, there's no such thing as black ball
It's like if something does something to you or a friend, you know what I mean?
Oh, that's not like what's just respecting your friends. Yeah, you blackball them to respect your friends
If you want to use the word blackball to serve it, but I don't like that word
I don't like that word
You made the emo you were like, what the hell is this bro?
Okay it's not only girls obviously, they use his black ball too.
But I don't, I don't do that, no I don't bro.
You did that, you influenced me.
And we bring it actually to bed.
Play play six week black ball, I'm God.
I'm God bro.
Wow bro, damn bro.
So there's a civil war at the OECS house bro.
We should we should start a fake war after we buy our car today
I think we might have a movie today for the stream
Hey guys, yeah, I'm still reacting to red if I clips
Oh
Bobo rap a chill a chill girl
Say it always good. Yo, Sammy shut the fuck up when you talk shit about Ari
Bro, cuz not as he confused me
Bro not cuz I'm gonna get broke his breath
Right leader rap yo, bro. I'm getting mad already now. Why the fuck is she here just that the third?
Well, it's your girl
Say yo, are you good Ari you good you can come on whenever you want
Sammy, fuck you!
I'm confused.
It's a trouble in paradise, bro.
Because the event let R.E. rave love me.
So we must start a real civil war.
How am I gonna make him choose?
Hey, you want some help?
Let me see the phone.
No, you gotta use it.
Oh my god.
No!
No.
And am I respecting that shit?
No.
And am I respecting that shit?
No.
Bro.
Am I respecting that shit?
No.
Not.
Not it.
Not it.
Why?
It's not a problem.
Who cares about shit?
I'm a Christ dummy bro.
No.
They got me hot bro.
It is trouble in paradise bro.
Trouble in paradise bro.
They have big choices to move.
He's got to.
He's got to.
The bro.
Who's been the bro for five years?
What?
Yeah, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yo.
I got some words, bro.
Yo, bro.
What the fuck?
Hey!
What's up, bro?
I got a water.
I'll be honest, I'm not a water.
I bet they do.
I have no water, bro.
I have no water, bro.
It's OK.
That's just nasty.
What's up, dude?
What's up, bro?
Hey, I'm going car shopping today.
Car today?
I don't know, but I looked at the cards, options for the day.
Okay.
Why is your fucking wall with you?
You're literally off her.
What's up, bro?
Fuck, bro, I just got back to the gym.
Got back from the PO box.
Yep, yep.
Okay, a little muster.
For sure.
Your shower?
Yeah, that's why I just got back.
I just got back from the PO.
I saw, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, I did my PO box over there yesterday.
Was it the YouTube short?
No more like an Instagram real that's not bad. That's not bad
Yeah, it's not bad, bro. I mean, it's good. You keep crying. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, but but I guess I'm nice letters and notes and stuff
Bro, I was gonna drink the eyes
Wait, so what's what are you getting?
um, I
Don't know. I go to the gym and like just like you're gonna buy a car soon today
Well, I'm gonna look at a lot of car options.
No, no, last time I went in without,
I knew I wasn't gonna buy a car.
Like that was actual LARP in window shopping.
This time around, I'm gonna use my last Wallahi.
Wallahi.
I'm gonna try and get this car.
I'm gonna, I want a car.
What car do you want?
I want either the Vantage as the minor.
Don't buy a brand new.
Riff recommended a McLaren Artura, Artura.
You get a pretty good meat sauce for that.
Yeah.
Riff also recommended a M...
You in a McLaren though?
Like, I...
You don't die?
Now you're just going to look like an Irvine
crypto kid.
Like Shin Chi?
No, I have.
He's got money money.
And we got a lot of money.
And I, uh, I mean, I'm a McLaren M20?
You know what that is?
A McLaren, I mean, the Mazzarotti.
Oh, Maserati M20?
MC20, here it is.
MC20, I think.
I mean, I feel like out of all those options,
I feel like McLaren's probably the coolest one,
in my opinion.
Doors go up.
Doors go up.
Butterfly.
Butterfly.
What about, what about?
I think that Asimov is probably the best car,
but like it's gonna,
I don't know if you care about the value
about playing Battle Drop.
Stupid mouth.
I don't want to BMW
the LC 500 and then don't waste that money.
Yeah, that's just not good enough.
R8, but what was it like R8, bro?
A lot of maintenance issues.
I won't be able to fuck.
We're rich.
Griff also said I'm gonna fuck up the bottom of the R8
because the driveway and I don't know how to drive.
You're gonna fuck up any car.
No, no, no, I won't, bro.
Maybe I could submit the commission.
Yeah, if you repair it three times,
You hit Ray's car, you hit Darlu's car, you hit Trashton, I think you hit someone.
You lied to me at one point and told me you hit a pole, but it was a person.
No, that was my audio car setting.
Oh yeah, that was your last time.
But yeah, bro, I'm going on a bunch of dealer shifts today and we're going to be looking and we're going to be hunting for a car.
How many dealerships are you going to go to?
Is there a McLaren dealership?
But where do you buy them?
I don't know.
I don't think there's a McLaren dealership in LA.
Is there?
There is, I've never seen it, which is weird, I feel like, I don't know if I said it's
stupid, but I feel like I always see McLaren's at other dealers, like I see them at different
type of dealerships.
Like I don't really ever see McLaren like go, I mean, you want to come?
I'm not going to lie for that, you know, the 40 minutes guy, ah, you got a shower
actually, kind of a shower.
Would you go in here?
Yeah, if you want. Bro, come with me.
But I'm gonna be like in there for you this long.
That's wrong, bro. I'm drunk.
How far is it right now? How far is it?
Uh, it's in Woodland Hills, bro.
I'm not a girl.
Uh...
Come with me and then you got people out there, bro,
because you gotta do ten hours today,
because Lacey's in Vegas.
Find a wife, bro.
Apparently, did Lacey take back that he's from back then?
Yeah, I don't know. I saw he's in, like, Vegas.
Yeah, he's in Vegas, bro.
No, he said they might stay.
Oh, God?
Yeah, but I think he may be trolling doing like no way, right? He's up 8k
How about bro you want to go to Vegas me and Lacey Vegas is a death hole and it's fucking
Every time I'm gonna make it by the way, I'm not kidding
I'm going to Vegas four for four times and every single time I end up canceling my stream
I go home me you Lacey
We can't get insurance at 100K.
Or we could do a race.
We all start with 25K.
I don't know if we can all put 25K down.
Oh, come on, bud.
Invest in it.
Come on, bud.
It's not being a little,
it's not being a little boo, bro.
It's not about that.
I just hate Vegas.
I'm not kidding.
Every time I go to Vegas,
I have a stream blend and I end up leaving.
Before I start my stream,
because I'm like, this is miserable.
I hate this.
But we, we had a casino, though, bro.
If you and me and Lacey, bro,
we won a string, bro.
Last time you were there, like, it was not Grinders with you.
We're trying to stream.
What do you want to do?
Next month.
But it's about to be next month.
I'm gonna have to put in a little five, a hundred,
cents.
Oh my God, bro.
Come on, dude.
We can do 10K to 100K.
Okay.
We can do Lacey, or we can do,
and then on our 23rd hour, 30 minutes,
He's ready to get a $10,000 bill.
Shut up, bro.
I did not get a donation.
The whole time I was like, yo, DM Bluff, DM Bluff,
I DM Bluff, and good guy, great fucking guy,
great billionaire, says, buck was up,
and he just prints money.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
When I finished my GTA marathon,
I was like, look at him, like, damn, bro.
I was like, this is a good marathon.
You had $74 at 24 hour mark.
And then I'm dead serious.
I took a shit.
I came back and you had $10,000, and I was like,
Oh, I brought paper scissors for 5k.
That's dambling.
But, you know, that's just like the little,
we got a sequel coming, bro.
And bro, imagine me and Lacey.
No, bro, no.
I'll probably do it.
Would you rather do 10k to 100k?
Cause I'm not gonna lie, if we lose that 10k,
if we lose 10k, brother, we're never ever getting that 100k.
If we lose 10k, I'm not going.
You know, one time I was playing
Bacchera while I was in Vegas with everyone.
This is the last time I was in Vegas
that I actually streamed.
and I won like 12 hands in a row.
Like I was at like 20 bands.
I did, who remembers this, anyone in the chat?
Bro, I did Blackjack.
I lost 22 hands in a row, I lost $1.
What?
I lost 22 hands in a row.
22 in a row?
I lost like 22 hands.
What are the odds of that?
Someone has a clip, there's a clip of it.
There's like a whole video, it's like a two minute video.
I started with two hands and three hands
and one hand and two.
I was switching up everything, I reached up with the deck.
I lost 22 hands in a row.
What is that?
How is that even possible?
I don't know I don't know I went to Vegas. Let's throw one dollar somehow end up leaving Vegas minus 5k
We soft-launched gaming is just a man-doll
You're twelve and under they should eat my coat
Oh
Yeah, yeah
You want to show my mind about it?
Oh, I got to show you something
Let me know if it's good or not, like I shaved my ass a little
You did that?
Wait, is there any reflection?
I don't think so
I mean, but it's not that bad though
I mean, it's a little good
Bro, I mean, it didn't look strange
I need help, I couldn't get it all
Are you serious?
I can't figure it out
I wasn't even the mirror, I was the leg up
looks like trying to get it in different technique yo I mean what was the drama
that your part made? I love this, no it's too trauma. Oh bro I was not excited.
Apparently OCS drama, R.R.E. I don't know if you know what it is. Of course I don't know what it is, it's gonna go.
I am an Asian girl, obviously. Wait, is she even Asian? I think she's Pokemon Asian.
But yeah, she flew up to the crib, but she was black-haired, you know what I mean?
So everyone's like, how's she getting a crib?
How's she getting a crib?
Somebody invited her.
I don't know what you mean.
Yeah, but yeah.
But apparently, Ari used to use some of the people at the house.
Then she ran and became bad at shit in the house
Apparently she also put a crew few time off everyone's stream was like yo 130 and your stream
Oh, are you bad and everybody ended their streams?
Imagine a peonies rip at that crew. That's right. That's right. That's what Wappigee said. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know is that true or false. I don't know
They just told me about that part. Okay, I don't know
That's for another line
And Santee's camera woman, they vet.
They vet.
I mean, you vet.
I don't know where they visit you vet.
Apparently, best friend of all right now
is telling Stemmy to shut the fuck up
and not speak on Arnie.
Like she owned the crib, bro.
And Stemmy shut the fuck up.
You saw Burger had a costume?
Bro, listen to what Burger in cosplay is.
Bro, Burger's got a chill!
I didn't see that, bros.
Burger's got to stop running around the goddamn house.
No, bro.
Call me by surprise, bros.
Damn.
Where'd he get that costume?
Like, god damn, bro.
I never see that costume.
Burger's scared of the guests since shit.
He barked until.
That's weird.
I know.
Bro, I think she got it.
I think he got some type of virus, bro.
Some type of, like, fucking virus.
Geez man. Damn bro. Shit, that has caught me off guard like Corona. Oh man.
I'm sure you should probably go to the OSTS house for the best of the good.
Oh bro, I'm definitely going to do that for a segment today.
I definitely want to go car shopping bro. I love to deal with you. You're down.
I'm going to shower. Go shower, Buddha, bro. Maybe we go car shopping.
And then you got your P.O. and when you do your P.O.
I'll probably close your car shopping thing too.
Oh
Probably yeah, I'm not the party. I don't have y'all want to watch right if you want to watch me carshop, bro
Check out the video on statement. We're not alive
Yeah, yeah, kidding. Hey, hey, don't you guys a hundred fifty-five watch street?
Hey, you know we got some watchers in the chat
That one in the chat if you watch face-to-face
What's kind of nice?
You know what, wait, a lot of people have heard 70?
No, I told you you could buy one.
But then I got a portion of it all.
I'm saying you already got one.
You know what I mean?
I want something different.
I know you all know what I'm trying to do in a second.
Oh, what?
What?
It's not going to happen.
Not a single one of you got one.
Not going to allow you to get a big bear.
You did ask for it.
I got something to work on.
No, no, no, you, you, whoa, whoa.
Now, I'm not gonna lie, John, you got it, okay?
No one catching up to you,
in the streaming industry, man.
Right on that first, ah!
Hey, who, who, who?
What are you doing, man?
No, there's one.
Ooh, like, already?
No, there's one.
Now, excuse me, don't mess it up anymore.
Give me time.
Train
That's just cheating
How about that McLaren fucking w1 extra or it's fake
Extra she just buys fake cars. He just it's fake. It's all fake. It's all the person
That's not even his McLaren.
It's not it. I mean, that one's not it.
But the new one, yeah, that one's fake.
Oh, here's the new one.
Oh, yeah.
Drew Waldo, you're up there, bro.
You know, I saw a YouTube video
where I recommended it.
It has 60K views, it's like state art.
Jason the lead ex Drew Waldo, wow.
No, I mean.
Keep it up, bro.
No, I mean, listen.
It's a very high stream, very high stream lab.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Hey, what up, boys?
I gotta go check up on Burger's costume and, uh, yeah, but I'm gonna take that shit off.
Rocking controller, sometimes you just keep doing it.
No, I'm gonna take that shit off, bro.
No more. No more. No more.
No burger, no more.
It was something bad, but I don't.
Burger, get down!
Wait burger has a costume yo ybg bro
It's an IYK moment I Ykyk moment
Apparently
Holy shit, I ain't like that shit's sexy, bro.
This shit's my body, bro.
I don't know, it might be my body.
Best investment?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Let me call you, man.
I don't know, bro.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro
Let me call you
You know, I'm in this room Taco Tuesday. Why don't it's a whole other hallway over there
Why the fuck is my room a hallway now bro?
I'm about to call Lou, I'm about to call Lou.
Yeah, Lou, I'm live.
I got a request.
Could you get two locks so I can put it in my stream room,
please?
What do you want?
One of them.
You want to go to your daughter?
She'll be kitchen.
What do you want?
Three.
Oh yeah, three.
Three.
Three.
Sorry, yeah, three.
Three.
Three.
Cold lock.
I have to run for the outside.
Outside is okay.
Outside is okay.
Outside is okay.
Outside is okay.
I can lock it from the inside.
Okay.
So three?
Three, yes, three.
Okay.
The same one as your mom?
Same one as your mom.
Yeah.
Any.
It's really the same one.
All right, sounds good.
All right, thank you, Lou.
You're welcome, bye.
And a camera.
Oh.
Yep, I'm making it, yeah, you're right. I'll make this a rough base.
One big 360 camera I could put on top of my shelf.
Okay, 360 camera on the shelves.
Yes.
Okay.
Just in case Sam wanna go behind the bar and maybe take a TVU battery or some shit, sell it for $150 on eBay, no, no.
Not happening.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Also, yeah, get an auto-train, as well.
Okay.
Yup.
I need shotgun tracks, as well.
Uh-huh.
And maybe we need to upgrade this to a sheet metal.
Sheet metal? What?
We need to upgrade this to the sheet metal.
Just in case we get raided.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Is that it?
Maybe get an RPG too.
Okay, let's hold it.
I'll hold the RPG.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, get, maybe some claymores and some barbed wires.
Cause I'm not gonna like whatever happened yesterday is not happening again.
Okay, my room's not gonna be the fucking party zone for Taco Tuesday.
Hear me, Lou?
Gotcha.
Alright, get bouncing beddies, get landmines, get like Vietnamese trap doors.
Okay.
And yeah
All right, and get captains too
And maybe a lava land
No, no, we don't need a lot of them
And maybe like maybe maybe maybe we could give um some uh some lesion traps, too
Yeah. Yeah. And maybe get a sign that says no or aggressive cat or some shit so they don't
So we can put it in the front door.
Yeah, that's good.
And then, yeah, that should be good.
Okay, perfect.
And maybe, can you also, can you get the, can you put a beauty filter on my camera?
Uh, it's on.
Huh to me this on
No, the fuck it's not
Is it
It's not
All right, look
I need a deep bloke, bro.
I need a deep bloke, bro.
Nothing like downing vitamins with fucking rebel to start the morning
How to be how to deep look face
Biggest news I
Seem this shit, bro. I'm glad we clear
Everybody in this fucking tournament clear everybody, man. This guy right here. He's the fucking dope
We yes, we did it bro. We are Asian champions
Vietnam bro, what the fuck he's Vietnamese
You look like Zayn Malik am I tripping I
Guess he's Vietnamese
Well fuck it brother at this point we need this shit
Next world cup we are there. I promise y'all
We are winning the whole fucking shit
Name one player I follow bro on Instagram because I remember he went on a run man and
It was crazy, but I forgot
Yeah, I didn't watch the Asian Cup, but you know, I'm still proud of my
Country for winning this cup, you know, you mean
But I could guarantee you half these players last names is when
Ranked 99th in the world, god damn!
win win win
W fucking Vietnam squad man W top 100 bro
W W Vang Vy win W Khan Kip din
W Vang Hau Dong W Nhat Minh
W Pham Pham Zan Man
Yao Baokong
W Trung Tien An
W Tan Chung Nguyen, that's me
Bi Huang Viet An
W...
Phan Thuan Tai
W Le Pham Tan Long, that's my last name, that's my last name
W Hendria, oh no, bro, am I tripping?
Hendria, what the fuck?
Let's check that, am I tripping?
Nationality Brazil
Fuck
Okay, Geo von Magno, oh am I am I trippin?
Brazil how the fuck did they sneak onto the Vietnamese team?
Okay, okay. I'm down
Ww win win win win. I
Heard win did back is a tough, bro. I see already tough
It's all out in the over now. I went outside. What? Lacey and Yana is on outside, bro
Do what bro?
That's fucking crazy
Bro, so that's why Lacey's put it on God he wasn't on inside because he's on outside
Oh
My god
Wow and they put a chop filter on him
Heal now
Actors in Korea and home alone two star
passes away at age 80
What? R.I.P. This is a legend. R.I.P. R.I.P. man.
I
Conway police department released body cam footage of all the arrests made on campus at Stringer University
Mbappe hat trick
And Bap a hat trick y'all
Bro
For example nothing he did not do that. Oh yo Mbappe hat trick Wow
I ain't a lot of W fuckin' about that. W about it. To be fair though, they're going up against Real Sociedad.
Like, you know, are we serious? Let's keep it a buck, man.
Keep it a buck.
Oh, bro, can we also talk about how Lominio Maul, he seems to be, like, going through some shit right now.
I don't know what it is.
I know he had one bad game, but I saw video of him, a practice, and he's not all there.
What do y'all think man? What do y'all think? He grew taller? That's what I saw too, that he grew taller and that he, um, like that, that, that like slows him down or something?
Like, but how's that work? Growing taller slows you down?
Holy probably just hung over bro. Yeah, he
But he's just a baby. He's just he's literally just a baby. So, you know, it's all good
Would you daily in McLaren, this is the best budget friendly supercar money combined
Let's talk about
620 horsepower zero to 16 under three seconds all for the price of an M5 even though it's a supercar
You still get over 14 cubic feet of storage space in the rear and you still get a front trunk
That's more storage space than some sedans. The GT goes up against the Roma and the DB 11
It feels way more like a supercar all while keeping the Grand Tour luxury
With the McLaren GT make it on your list
McLaren GT. Hell no. Oh
No, bro. I'll keep this tapped up
Speaking of tabs, bro. Can we close some tabs for you Jason? Thank you
Oh my god, I got to react to this shit too, yeah.
Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, get a nice bed.
Yep.
My bad, my bad.
Conway Police Department released body cam footage from all the arrests made on campus I should review.
Get two out of hand.
If I catch anybody doing anything unusual, that's your ass.
What's your ass?
Streamer University is a popular multi-day live streaming event organized by Kai Sinat,
widely regarded as the most popular streamer in the world.
Hey man, what the fuck is this voice, man, this is like a scary video.
World, with its first event being held in May of 2025, Streamer University is designed
to bring together handpicked aspiring content creators to live on a rented college campus
and inspire content collaboration.
However, in July 2026, during its second installment in Conway, Arkansas, things got out of hand.
Stalkers from around the world who were not chosen to participate in the event showed up anyways.
Some suspects involved assaulted and battered police officers.
Officers from the Conway Police Department were notified of the event beforehand
and assigned special event detail to keep things under control.
We've gathered exclusive body cam footage from these officers of multiple arrests
during Streamer University 2026, and it details their experiences.
I see a stream there where he has to stay.
Hey, buddy.
Get him out of here.
Hey, what happened?
My boss, Cody, told me he's not supposed to be in here kicking out, so when I got him,
he was resisting, and that's when he danced with 10, 15 in the restaurant.
All right.
Listen, M2.
Damn.
Listen, hey, listen, we just ruined your whole team forever.
Cody, you hold him.
Cody, you hold him.
Do you have another set of cops?
Do you have another set of cops?
Yeah, bro.
I remember this.
I was there.
Jack I don't know if you remember I was in the cafeteria
I was trying to sneak in and people what was happening, but I was there
I think my shoulder somewhere behind the camera
This is the wrong thing to look at, right?
We're the wrong old classes.
What do you guys think, bro?
WD, bro.
This is just a trespassing deal?
Yeah, it is.
We're compliant, man.
He told you on his little post ahead of time that if you come on the thing, you're going to jail.
Is y'all staying recording?
No, they turned it off.
They turned it off? Okay.
That's unconsent.
You were supposed to be here.
And you could have been a streamer one day.
No.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Holy shit, who's screaming that shit?
Fan him?
Oh, I remembered this shit!
Remember the Rod Diamond clip where he was like,
Oh fuck!
Thought it was a bomb.
Get on the ground get on the ground. Get on the ground. Yes, sir.
Just the fence, bro. Don't move. Put your hands behind your back. He's tired. He's catching his breath.
I didn't do nothing, man. Damn, we're out of shot. Come ass.
Come ass, man. We told you to stop. Turn up. Hold on.
I would have gotten the fuck out of there. Why would he stop running?
Later in the night more stalkers infiltrated campus grant this this
Bounds this one was found hiding in a bush
How do they find me?
You got a wristband or anything?
You got a wristband in there?
No, I just didn't.
Did they just transfer you from there?
No.
No.
I haven't been interested.
Guys, boys can't be this.
Murray, can you stand on the back and just have a sit right here and I'll hold you on.
You ain't got nothing on you shouldn't have, dude?
Nah.
You can take me.
You just, you know you're not supposed to be on here, bro.
No, but you guys, you know I was the guy sitting there.
I mean, I got you, but it ain't that big of a deal, you feel me?
You're gonna be here all weekend.
Just come out tomorrow and I'm sure you'll see him all around.
Yes.
Be a man of security around here, bro.
Come on, now.
Here, have a seat right here.
I'll just be on foot.
Skidding, not fairies, bro.
I don't condone this.
No, just jump on.
Don't jump off.
I'm not in.
I'm proud of this.
Oh, it's a fan-o!
Hey, look, you got it.
You got to see him.
Hi.
Hey!
Now you're getting sent to jail, buddy.
I mean, we may be able to just get you loose.
Give you a trespass warrant and get you loose, but we're starting to take everybody to jail.
Like, legit taking them up to the jail on this, okay?
You want to grab him?
Even more trespassers are found on campus grounds.
Allegedly attempted to flee from officers
This cop is funny shit
I was just gonna say, you could be like,
shooting with cops.
Yeah, dude.
Awesome, thanks man.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
What do you mean?
We got a chase, do you want to go?
I said, I said, where are you?
You don't think we chase you?
I don't think we chase you.
You don't chase me.
Go ahead.
Is he about to run?
In life, in life, in life.
A loss.
I'm not running.
You are alive.
I'm running from officers.
Have you run from the cops?
I didn't run, I didn't run from the cops.
You did run from the cops, dumbass.
No, I didn't know where to go.
You said that's a cop.
Genius.
And then you ran for me.
I didn't know it was you.
You sat there and looked back at me the entire time.
This guy's stupid, bro.
When you were running?
I wore a look back on the 20s, bro.
Why would you break onto a college campus to go to jail?
I didn't break into a school.
I don't know why you do idiot stupid things you do.
Well, the gang fights, and mom gets here.
One of the days during streamer university,
dispatch notified Conway Fire Department's bomb squad.
Bomb squad?
Claiming to have paid someone to hide PVC pipe bombs
What the fuck?
Thank you.
One of the Midwest can get that wicked.
Evil University.
Wow, bro.
I thought they were gonna like put me getting arrested,
but actual mail?
Yeah, I was gonna react to this.
Let's react to this one.
God, man, this caption alone, dude.
His life couldn't get any fucking words from him.
Like, you thought Julia Newman hit rock bottom?
No, not yet.
Yeah.
I found it, it was in the guest room, I just want to have y'all hold that phone if there's
no reason, remember I cleaned the front of the room.
So this is her texting Julien Newman bringing a bitch right to my bed, I don't know who yet,
but I'll make this, this is the only way you're gonna talk like this to me.
I hate how I'm dealt with, you're a bitch, I hate you.
Are you fucking kid-
Yo, Julien, bro, now you're making me mad.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm telling your mom.
Bro, these saxophones loud as fuck.
So make sure you wouldn't think that way.
Bitch!
You're not the catch.
Give him reassurance.
He will never be the catch.
Oh no.
You're not her.
You're not even cute.
Sorry.
Shut the fuck up!
Understand that you crossed the line with me.
No going back.
Damn, Julian!
What the fuck?
Yo, rap bro.
I'm about to get on your ass too, bro.
Rav, don't type in this fucking chat.
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
Bet, I'm gonna go cheat right now.
Damn, bro!
What does he even do?
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
I'm not doing that other
New guy
Fuck you cuz you knew you was fucking with Julia new me. You're not her
No one wants to know you. She's not appetizing. All right. I know can you stop though, please?
You're ugly and you got an ugly. God. I hope you kill yourself
Yo, bro, he's going through some shit right guys. God damn, bro. This is like emotional abuse
Bruh, I know I don't look the best.
Auto correct. Yourself. I meant to say yourself.
Okay.
Dude, what the fuck, bro?
Julian, bro, this is fucked up, man.
He won the boxing match and thought he was on top of the fucking world, man.
He had to correct it?
That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, you can meet...
Fuck you, bruh. Let's hang with her and her friends.
I'll get a session of Cleverson.
Call me when you get to the crib, bruh.
Haha, I got you.
Try and get a session tonight?
Shit, I will, to be honest.
I'll risk fucking that bitch to be honest.
I don't care. My bitch tripping, not listening to me when I say shit for real.
Knockin' on you, we can find you some better shit.
Damn, bruh.
I don't like this, dude.
I don't like this shit, man.
I
Sacks phones ended. Oh
My god, bro, and now he's begging to get with her again
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yo
Yo
Bro
Come on, bro
What the fuck yo, yo, yo, what just happened bro, which is happy
Is this a fucking... is this a script? Is this real? No, I don't know. Is this scripted?
This looks like a script!
I'm sorry, can you not identify with the description?
Y'all.
You did it!
I don't say I'm messing with your mom.
You don't do what you did!
I don't say I'm messing with your mom.
It is.
Oh, stop.
It is.
Oh, stop.
Oh, only fuck.
You don't put a disrespect on me, you're not listening to me ever?
You can't stop taking me here and there, you know?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
You said I'm fucking with your mom, bro.
You're a weirdo.
I don't listen to your mom.
You're a weirdo.
What have you done?
Yo, yo, I'm like, does he have bipolar disorder?
What the fuck, man?
Is this you getting cut up like crazy like how do you go from your ugly fucking bitch
you're weird as fuck to give me a hug to your lesbian
What
I don't like this shit, man. I don't like this shit, bro.
I don't like this shit, bro. Julian, you need to get right, right, dead-ass.
Dead-ass, bro.
Julian, your life has gone shit, bro.
And some of it, not your fault, but this one is just weird as fuck, man.
That this is not a skit.
He's gonna call you out to fight?
No, bro.
Brother.
I ain't like he would beat my ass, bro, to be honest with you.
But...
You're still a fucking weirdo loser.
We all would.
Don't fuck y'all with it.
I'll beat the fuck up out of half my chat.
facts matter of fact one of these days bro I'll say yo if you beat me up you get
$10,000 string you know be a Senate addy I'll post my addy and y'all can pull up
on the ground
yeah
Yeah, it's not gonna lie, bro. I've been drinking and I've been thinking.
And I think this weekend is during the spanking.
So when are we linking?
Oh, yeah, Pudgy.
I don't know if you heard me. I said I've been drinking and I've been thinking.
Oh, yeah, Pudgy.
Let me know what you're doing this weekend.
Oh, yeah, Pudgy.
Instead of me on this long weekend, I'm gonna be giving you a spanking.
He's a poet!
Bro, Pudgy is actually so fucking funny.
So fucking funny, you know?
I don't know.
I just don't know I don't know if I want this I don't know I don't think I want that
I just hate the word hate farm now. There's a difference between hate farm and just begin
and it flat out disrespected in your own house
and just taking it to the chain, girl.
What?
Dude, how is this girl controlling our streams?
So it's like, you know, you know, me,
you know, I really could be getting some length.
Now I'm gonna call Raph, bro,
What y'all want to make sure you say I bet now I'm gonna call rap
Now bro cuz I gotta I gotta hit the eight hour mark today
Hey, bro, you know meeting right now what you said
I'm in a meeting right now. Oh, you're in a meeting with who?
Mmm, the guys I can show you what you can say. Yeah, I'll get you some
Yeah
uh bro hey hey i'm uh i'm gonna hit you bro i'm gonna hit you like like 10
minutes okay all right bro i need to talk to you i got you i bet
w benjy man
male
Okay, yo chat. I'm gonna be honest a vanquished. It's just like half a meal, bro
All right, the montage is what I'm looking at the vanquish though
W is from truck
I
Gotta put on a very nice outfit today check
Vantage broke boy. It's worth it. Yeah, I guess a fucking vanquish
I'm not right to buy a car that's more expensive than my made back
This is 400 doubt. Yo, you must be out your goddamn mind. No, I'm getting a vantage if I were to get one
Yeah, it's just like way way more on my price range. Okay
Okay
Now broke ass, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not broke, but I'm not like I'm not an idiot, bro
Oh, here we go, bro. What does she say man because
Exactly what she put me down for show mommy what
You sure you're like going to see my loose sense
So we know Julian did that's make me mad she was connotating my fight
On the knees is crazy though. All right, bro. So cars we have the black wing LC five man
Let me get this shit off the list there
R a
Vantage s
Yeah, we're caught three cars so far now
Mclaren, Mclaren Artura, okay?
This is what Griff said.
It was a Maserati MC20.
Fuck Maserati.
Wait, what's wrong with Maserati?
They're ass?
Maserati depreciation final boss?
That shit's gonna break?
Alright.
Alright, alright.
There's shit.
Okay, so...
I mean, I'll just put it on the list.
Just put it on the list.
Maserati MC-20.
This is peak.
Bro, this shit looks like...
This shit looks trash.
I'm gonna be honest with you, fucking ass, bro.
You be the first streamer, it's 140k.
I'm out of yet, out of my chat, bro. Out of my chat with this fucking super truck.
I can't even buy this. No streamer has this, and it's in budget.
Oh my god, bro. How much is that? I'm like, Claren 720?
What the fuck, who do you think I am, bro?
Oh my god, bro.
That's light.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, 170?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, 170?
Oh, this is not, this is not 720.
This is not, bro, 720?
720 is 300k, right, 300k, 720 I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Artura though, Artura, Artura might be it.
Artura not bad at all.
This is like, this, now we're talking like, this price range is not bad.
Ew.
Our tour is terrible, really?
We're clearing our tour.
I
Waterfly doors
Vantage clears okay, so
That's the Martin vantage
Now I really like this. This is the McLaren
I don't know what do you think?
Mid clean.
I need to see this shit in person.
Looks classy and sporty, not your body.
Not bad, but my Clarence are better.
Get the Vahala, Vanagat.
NSX.
One of the things about NSX,
do they have these that occur a dealership shot?
or no, like this is something I gotta get like online
because they don't make this shit anymore, right?
Oh my God.
Oh, I said motherfucker getting a daily
so we can feel every bump and crack on LA roads.
Yeah, but also,
um
Well, first of all learn how to fucking spell woji tub. All right second of all
We want a new car we want a new car we need a new car
This right here is the new Cadillac CG5E Blackwing and they made it better
That's because they kept the hand-built supercharged V8 that makes 668 horsepower
Y'all really hate the black lead
And it sends all that power to just the rear wheels
But it handles it a lot better now because it has different springs bushings and stabilizer bars
But to help it stop fast it has large carbons when it grates
It's nice as fuck, but not a card of daily
Shit ugly as fuck
Yo cheap and sexy your body
Hold on bro, hold on bro.
Wait a minute, LC 500, this is a LC 500?
Hold on bro.
Hold on bro.
Hold on bro.
Lo Keto.
Lo Keto.
Let me add that shit back to model bro.
LC 500, bro.
Wait, that shit looks kinda sexy,
but this is modded, right?
Super huge mail
Let me actually double let me actually call it triple text Valkyrie real quick.
Let me actually like let me actually call it triple text Valkyrie.
I
Don't be honest, bro. I get a save in 20 years. I'm crashing this shit
I'm definitely but look how fucking low girl. This is I'm scraping the bottom of the shoes
Like it's just my body though like one bro. I'm beyond like I'll fuck up this car
One rock and you're dead. Yeah, I feel like dude some cars are better
Not in my hands. This is one of the murders. I don't want to die
This is why she did a Lexus. Well, bro, I'd rather die to get a Lexus, but
Just kidding. I'm just a job. I just dropped a Lexus, bro. Maybe it broke
It's happening to me 720 s is man now now you're making me want to get a 720 s
Bro that's it's fucking 200 300k the 2020 is that fucking the 300k car. I'm not getting that that's out of my budget
Least one
A GTS?
The fuck is this man?
It looks like AI.
Bruh, y'all hate the Black Queen, but I honestly still like...
I'm like...
R6.
I'm gonna be honest, if I were to go back to Audi again, I'll just get an R7.
My like my old car R7 is the best one out of our R3 R4 R5 R6 are say our seven the best one
I'm not getting our seven here
Hi there, bro, I just like
The thing is though, I can't look at a R8 today.
No dealership has a R8, I'm pretty sure,
because they don't make them anymore.
Right, Chad?
So all my car heads,
showroom,
I was also told, like,
Woz told me that
R8s is just very
um unreliable and the breakdown on me and I'll probably fuck it up
maintenance heavy bro not in line my r7 I ran that shit's the ground bro that
shit at the end of its life look at this
Never.
What the fuck is this? Runs over his 10th curve in the audience?
I was actually fat, bro. Damn, bro, there's no way it doesn't. I don't show up. Where's my check engines, bro?
But at the end of its life, every light in that car, I had every achievement I liked to see.
Boom, fucking engine light, boom, tire light, every light, what oil would change, everything.
I still don't know about R8, man.
This shit's so ugly, bro!
What do y'all think of that, this Ferrari?
I don't like the Roma.
It looks better in person.
It's a Ferrari, yes that is true, but to me it just looks, it just doesn't look good.
I just wrapped my car and I scuffed at the front.
I scuffed it out.
You know why?
Because I'm a f***ing idiot, I scuffed it out and there's like every-
Dude, whatever camera I had dude, I had a chopper.
I have a top filter on my shit though. I have a top filter on my camera.
My achievement is unlocked in my car every time I turn my car every... right there bro.
Yeah this body art is sitting right through hell and back.
Look, what is... what do I do?
I don't understand what...
So it is hard...
That's actually bad
That's actually bad
Like I've had lights that showed up that I don't even know
Like what is this fucking me? What does that mean? What does this mean?
Wait, what do these lights even mean?
Never did a world change in that car
Eww. Not me bro.
Today we have the AMG GT Boxers in just one turn.
Brother, do you know how expensive this car is?
Wait, no, that's not it. Is it?
see bro you must be out your fucking mind not in my budget it's not in our budget chat
today we've the new Aston Martin Vantage S and I love how the spec turned out this one
finished in green on the outside, saddle tame on the inside and then on this RP of $279,000
First on the outside the paint was actually a new charge option, and so I love the gold wheels as well as the black calipers, tons of exterior carbon fiber including the massive rear diffuser, the rear lip, the side skirts, and the front splitters.
In detail the black like the front grille, inner parts of the headlights, the mirrors, side vents, exhaust tips, Aston Martin lettering and badge and silver steering wheel on the front, and the S badge on the side.
With the smoke Aston Martin tail lights, and under the hood the four liter twin triple V8 to make 670 horsepower and a head sign plait.
I don't know they're all throughout the inside and
Okay, I don't like the top of my list so far
I think advantage s is in the top of my list and then maybe I'm a player
And then the LC 500 that's talking right now. It's a good library
Comes out this year wait
I
Don't leave me, I can't I can't afford that
The fuck are you making me
I mean not bad, but everybody and their mom's got a fucking beamer.
Rage's car?
No, that would be good, I don't want to go.
Me at all!
I'm not getting- I can't, bro. I'm not getting escalated to- to pair with my Maybag, man.
What is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck AI is even real Bentley
I'm not getting any beamers no I don't want beamers I don't want m3 bro I don't want
beamers bro I don't want beamers Ferrari
I would die in this car I would die in this car
I definitely died as well how much is it done for a Ferrari 4 5 8
200 200
Oh, fuck me, man.
I have been to your bed for my child.
These are the dreamclaws of our toys.
They push the boundaries of what we've come to call fun.
I would say that among the fastest cars we'll ever see but I don't.
There will be faster cars walking outside, but for now, just enjoy-
The advantage S is speaking to me, bro.
The advantage S is low key speaking to me, though.
Shhh.
Fits a lil Asian boy, uh, bitch.
I can't wait to like what is built here so y'all can just like really respect me
man.
I'm not gonna lose.
SvJ?
Yeah bro, ummm, brother.
Out of my budget.
intense fucking music.
I don't really want to call that, to be honest with you.
Not getting that late.
9-Eleven
Carrera
I mean low-key I mean low-key low-key though
Not a bad shout
Turbo S love a Carrera is
It's definitely what the fuck 200k. What the fuck what the fuck
What the fuck
I just don't know just get turbo s at that point
All right, so we just go
I don't want to turbo us cuz every shimmer got that man.
O-Y-B-G O-Y-B-G
I
For wrong
Well, it turns bro, you know bullshit
But you know what we're gonna do we're gonna pull up
Dress nicely, I'm gonna put my Rolex on
I'm gonna I'm gonna put on a very nice beautiful outfit
And we're gonna go look at some cars today
I thought Frank said 5am in the morning, but uh, it's 2pm in the afternoon, still got
this loud ass fucking big ass shit next to me.
knowledge car bring droid oh yeah wait I think we go droid today yeah
Oh, it's lacy yet, bro, what the fuck are they doing, bro?
How much money are they up?
Why'd I come back to a fucking ruined jet stream?
They're up 10K?
Fuck me, bro.
Look at me, bro.
No shot.
We're getting serious.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, black, don't crack!
Yes!
Oh my god, oh my god, what do we say to our fucking stone?
Should have been me, bro, should have been me!
I
Rap call
Ron Ron Colin oh shit
I'm gonna go get dressed bro get dressed in some nice shit, okay? We're pulling up. Can we pull up in one of your expensive cars?
No, bro, not that fucking bullshit that you wear no not your default outfit. No, I need you to put on your best fit
I am your most expensive watch.
Hell no, we're gonna give up.
No where not, that world, you're with me.
I'm your most expensive watch.
There's nothing in the world to see.
Yo, um, the question, if you're free by the way,
um, I kinda wanna wax my ass home.
Are you have to, are you, are you for real?
Yeah but you have to see my balls,
you have to see like my whole tape, everything.
I need someone to... I need someone to deal with, but I can't deal with myself.
Bro...
Bro, of course I do it for you, man.
Alright, we might have to stop someone to supply us.
Okay, man, no. I mean, bro, we can low-key do it before we go look for cars, so that we can, um...
You wanna wax my asshole?
So you feel fresh going to the dealership so you can negotiate better for me.
No, Mom, can you turn up someone's side and help take some spits for my asshole?
Like, can we, like, please be normal?
Y'all, I'm gonna be right here in, like, five minutes, um...
and then we can head out, yeah.
Bro, go get dressed.
I'm about to go to my room and get dressed right now,
and then, uh, I'm gonna pull up on you.
Well, put on your best fit.
I'm telling you...
I'm your girlfriend, and why are you asking Jason to do that?
Bro, just Jason can do things that my girlfriend can.
Exactly.
And he can watch my asshole better.
Way better, bro.
I've literally been there before. I've seen it all. I know the exact spots to last.
He can't take you like I don't know what to do.
What the fuck?
I'll see you in a couple minutes, yeah?
You gonna get impecked?
That is freaky as fuck, bro.
Hold on, let me call Raph.
I'll take the Raph call.
Actually the sexiest, at least the sexiest.
You found it?
We had a joy or not?
Yeah, I'm gonna set it together.
Wait, I swear the joy was right next to you.
Yeah it was.
Oh, fuck, I don't even remember you grabbing it.
Damn, this is my shit.
Oh, by the way, the tripod...
Oh, wait, who's this? Who's this this?
Wait, this is mine too.
How did he look?
This is dead though.
This is alive.
What's alive?
This is alive.
Okay.
There's a tripod right here if you need it.
Let's see the Vantage S. Oh my god, bro.
That's just an hour drive, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to Beverly Hills though, that's a polish.
Worth, there's other car places, other places we can look at.
There's a lot bro the one place you went last time was in Van Nuis. Van Nuis. I'm pretty sure.
Hey Bill, how you doing?
Uh, places I would look at bonded can under section failure.
La-de-dee la-de-dee la-de-dee da.
Oh you haven't gone to the videos in the year car.
Just uh, once I get my car.
Don't get no ugly shit, I'm not writing this movie to you.
Alright?
Bro, who do you think I am, bro?
I'm gonna get that, I'm gonna get some art shit.
I don't know why I should not work here.
What is the Ironwood 2K thing for me?
I didn't even have to restart the drone.
Is that the streamer you joined?
No, this one is.
Oh, that should be worth a get.
Take the TVU idiots, but you know see what he's fucking wearing?
Are you are you reset this?
power in the
One down
Second larp session today third one will be a charm and he will buy this car. I'm not larping there
I'm actually genuinely trying to get a baby. This is not a lot of first one. I can admit was large
This one is not larger. I'm about to put on my best fit. Nice truckie. My glasses on.
Maybe get a coffee on the way there so I look like I got money. Maybe try to do a hairstyle, bro.
Maybe try to do a clip back. Something like more mature. Or maybe a little middle part action.
Bro, I don't know, maybe you chill in the middle part.
Actually, you know, you tell the grinch with that.
That's the Aston Martin haircut, bro.
Nah, like, chop, bro.
Yeah, you know, you kind of want to sit in it.
You want the loss in the end.
Holy f**k.
Did it work?
Same.
No, and actually, failure...
Here, just use this.
Yeah.
Do you have a formula?
Oh, yeah, it is.
What the fuck broken you got the Chinese putty error, bro
What the fuck happened my joy at the Chinese putty error bro
You lose up down and power
You scan for now start before you leave T-Mobile broken sure you want us to rise
T-Mobile broken. Yes. Why T-Mobile broken. How is all of T-Mobile?
Yeah, that didn't make sense, Chad.
If you have type T-Mobile in Chad,
can you use your data real quick?
Is y'all's T-Mobile working?
My name is Ande, I'm the T-Due back there.
I'm the T-Due, by far.
Hey, hey.
Yay!
Okay, wait, I'm gonna pull you up.
I'm gonna go with your feet, though.
You see, I'm one percent.
We gotta do like, Indiana Jones.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Go!
Oh, you shook too much!
Okay, good.
Is that the guy?
Portable?
Yeah, that's an anchor.
Na-di-di, na-di-di-di-da, na-di-di, na-di-di-di-da.
Why are you trying to look,
are you trying to look rich?
Okay, there we go, perfect.
So you understand we have to look like we're actually dead by car right? I mean I am actually dead by car.
Holy Bethalora.
No, Beth.
Let me go car top in the day, you want anything?
No.
Oh, did that?
Did it go long ago?
We're gonna take out his most expensive car.
Oh, we got a good fucking slot for today at least.
But let me know if you want a nice long tea or anything.
Not any battery, no.
What?
There's a ladder in the middle of the hallway, man.
Put that on.
How do you like it?
Like, six feet, press fix.
Audio legs, you're 60, better do your job.
Fair school.
Um, I'll fix it.
It seems it's low, it's fine.
What question mark?
Messy ass room?
What if I'm messy as a bitch?
You're gonna feel cocoa puffs out.
That's it, okay.
Wait, is that on 75 or 104?
Oh, it's on one of four
Unzoned
That note, put on a nice tee.
Oh, it's 103 degrees out.
Are you up on some nice shit?
It's a nice rope.
It's a nice rope.
That would be good.
Ooh.
Hi, boys.
What should we wear today?
I'm not allowed to.
Andrew don't have the camera.
He don't have the camera filter on it, bro.
What's your name?
You're not looking that buff on this camera, bro.
What?
I'm not, I'm not trying to look buff, bro. I'm just trying to get dressed.
Bro, if you're saying another, can't really look buffered, bro.
Alright, bro. Should I go Ralph Polo?
Fuck no.
What you...
Should I go White Polo?
Ooh, maybe.
Is this what I wore last time, though?
Oh, no, no, no. You can't repeat, bro.
Um, bro, I could go...
Um...
Marzella Sweater Polo?
Now you're gonna die from heatstroke
But you're going to wipe be in her shorts, but fuck that's it
Or I go nice nice long sleeve TV. Oh
Hey
Unbuttoned with the chest showing
I'm trying to make you look like a billionaire, bro
I'm trying to get weekly as shit. Yeah, this shit was likely as fuck, bro. We need iron your clothes
But yeah, just like Tony start
Should I go black?
You know God. Oh, I have a this one
Nice pretty nice nice and silky nice. Yeah
You're belly bloating
Don't listen to him bro. You don't want to bro. I'm gonna go this. That's good. That's good. Roll the sleeves up, bro
You're gonna look like a philanthropist
Wow, I can see him driving that LC 500
But I could just see you driving
Go bad boy mode on him
Dr. Angle I think I'm getting too buff for this shirt, right?
Should get a little tighter on the arms. Yeah, hell of space there, bro
No under shirt is crazy
button long so I'm gonna restart I hate when you have to restart the
Butting process god dang it
You know how to tie a tie no
No, are you no?
No, but that's your bet. I don't even know what you have them bitches
Maybe I could go Gucci on him?
Hello, I'm here to buy an Aston Martin.
Nah, you look like you're ready to party, bro.
I do credit.
I do credit.
But that shit better.
No?
Nah, I'm not feeling those.
Use your driving glasses.
Those make you look sophisticated.
I
What pants hey you can't wear shorts I can't wear short as holy fuck it's gonna be hot
No, just go regular slacks on alone. Yeah
I go tight slacks or like loose legs tight bro like tight on the butt slacks
I don't know if this is gonna be tight. Oh, it's gonna be super tight.
Cool. You're gonna have to jump to get to your jeans.
Wait, no. I think the waist is a bit big. It's not even lacy. I don't know.
It's probably better to step back.
Honey!
Ooh, shit!
Nah, ain't a lot of it.
I need you know see though they're lying the blixie alpha was way top. No, no, this is way cleaner, bro
Never I've never seen where the shirt is for you said what sir
Listen bro, bro, who's wasted these why is so big?
Or so what if they kick us out I'm gonna kick us out bro, you call bro. I thought a couple places
Bro, who fucks pants are these man?
Man.
Yo, the people, what made it just teleport to Vegas?
I saw three people tell me to say go to Vegas.
I mean, bro, you should start gambling.
Come on, boys, shall we?
How the fuck am I supposed to get to Vegas?
Go to Vegas, bro.
Honestly, we could go to Vegas right now.
What does that mean?
We could go.
We could go to Vegas right now.
There's probably JNX flights.
What the fuck are we going to do in Vegas?
If you really wanted to, Lacey booked a flight for you in Jason.
No, he didn't.
Say it on God.
If he did ask to book the flight, we out, bro.
Plus, it's kind of shit.
That's crap.
There's no way to get it.
If he actually booked this flight, we out, bro.
I'll go get a car in Vegas.
He did.
I don't believe it.
Let me go on.
Not at all.
Hold on.
Go to P.J.
Is he making that much money?
There's no shit.
Yo, why are we shooting?
What's up with you, man?
He's a rebel.
There's so fucking loose on here.
I think there's a lacy...
Oh, here we go.
These are the ones.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, this is the one.
There you go, lad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, this is the one.
There you go, lad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
This is the one.
Like see I why can I see your day?
Where is that shit at my shit? I'm touched right now. I should disappear right now, bro
You turn to a girl. No, my shit. I'm through because print is unprofessional. Oh
You got a pretty you going to give out a car bro, tuck your shit
Unprofessional
We need to get out of the bed later.
I want a micropea.
You need a milk.
And then, actually, mine wants to come.
No, I'm good.
Bro, get us a PJ to Vegas.
100, 800.
So, mine like wants your band.
It's a thousand dollars.
Not a bad idea, Lacey.
Yeah, whoever told you to get that high taper fate, please, bro.
Kill them.
High taper paper is a low taper paper.
Yo, I gotta go change outfits.
I gotta go change outfits hold on. No, no, bro. You're good
What you made bro stop it. Yo, I'm not a lot that she gave me horny looking at them
We're taking a picture
Yeah
What are no what is there that beat boy?
Welcome to earth that beat. What do you mean? These are not the ones hell
No, not even the same lack. Okay. Okay. What about my red buttons? I'm just not read no more bro
There's great bottoms, bro. This Christian little baton
These my shoes from prom bro, I remember that
Those are the lines for
where I go go bless you I'm not
unless you put them on first bro
take the bitches off take that shit the fuck off this is hard bro first day
school fb a hell no okay okay you won't pull up in the Timbs
I
Be the one
I might be the first person to ever
She's got a tough
Oh
Take that shit off
Look who these were and take that shit off.
Take that shit off.
That's dirt.
There's dead ass no dick in each fucking pain.
But you're much in touch right now.
There's dead ass no dick in each fucking pain.
I was told print equals bad negotiation.
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
This shit is tough.
Let me talk to him.
Yeah, talk to him, Liz.
We're stealing that.
Talk to me, Bill.
Because I'm different.
Damn, this is evil.
I'm sophisticated.
Wait, what is all this?
and then you got this and then these what it is
bro i've been had that too
got some small shoes over there too
you're being straight boy
those are dead ass gun
bro you left your cocoa puffs out too
all these tiny stuff
what we doing bro
what we doing bro
we got burgers food
bro burgers food
we got burgers food
sometimes burgers be coming around
hey are these burgers too
Bro, that's weird
I don't know why I didn't know.
Hi, you're taking my car?
We need to take it back.
I'll take your car.
You want to go?
I don't have my ID.
I don't have my ID.
You're buying a car.
Wait, what are we going to do?
How many dealers do you want to go to?
Oh, we're going to get the rollies.
We'll get everything.
At one point I should drop you off at a dealership.
Then you have to get a guard.
Why the fuck would you?
You have to get a guard.
I could also just overhaul.
Yeah, so you think I'm going to watch that?
I'm not like that.
I swear to God.
This is what a large, large store slash window shop ranks.
Well, a lot.
You don't love me.
And I used my last one.
Wait, but a watch on.
I've been.
Put my watch on.
Can you put your muscles in your watch on?
I forgot.
You're just wrong.
Seriously.
Maybe you're going to charge me a little more.
how many last wallahes do you have bro you think you think we play about that
shit bro
hmm yummy
I mean, close it.
I mean, I'm not going to get anything.
I gotta get a watch case.
Mmm, I have a watch case.
Oh, yeah, when I get it.
Yes, I am here to buy a car, a very beautiful car.
A nice car that will fit my aesthetic.
I don't mind that. I'll fuck around a second.
You're gonna learn, bro.
You got a belt, bro.
I don't know the lie, you better be as well maxed out your accessories.
I got a Louis on it.
Holy swag. Bro, you gotta increase your budget now.
Increase budget to maximize swag.
bro my budget was supposed to be 100k I already upped it are you poor I'm bro
that's just alright I'm on my way
Not forward bro
Only a hundred K get the fuck out of here you bum
Glasses oh my glasses are in my car
My other glasses
I
Look like a level 100 mafia boss
Well, I look like Hugo strange bro
I don't even know what that is.
It's a speech.
Do you move?
Do something with your hair so I sleep my shit back?
Yes, yes, yes, you need to, bro.
Come on, bro.
It's not every day we get to put on different characters.
Wow bro, you look awesome.
I feel like I look kind of ugly now you look sophisticated you don't look like a math
tutor don't listen to that transfer student you a young bad airline might be time for
Turkey
The fucking mom looking at don't listen to them bro back to hiding your forehead
Kill yourself. Oh
Why didn't put you just work what $1,500 the fuck's going and they said thanks
Kind of look like Marisa Farina, bro.
There you go.
There you go.
You're an ice whore.
Yo, why is Pudgy?
Yo, Pudgy, bro.
What?
What?
Telling you that you're just,
Locked your phone with your black pocket,
Uh yeah, bro, why you requested 1500 for me, bro?
Because you want to trade it?
What? What you mean?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm really needed.
You said it, you say it, you didn't even give a reason why you needed it.
I'm not expecting that. I'll just, I'll let you go.
bro yo bro I got you off stream I got you most of that shit off stream
alright what'd you say
bro uh I don't know yet I got a bunch of options maybe Mercedes maybe you
ask the Martin maybe a month maybe Cadillac maybe a bunch of options
I love you all too.
Yup.
I'm excited to see you.
I'm a good fuck, you better be so alive.
That'll make sense.
Fuck me?
Tell me.
You fucking with this or not?
I'll be here.
I'm gonna be your girl.
I'm not going to hold you back.
You gotta stop playing with me.
I'm gonna show you what I can do.
You keep talking like that.
I'm gonna give my shit up to you.
Alright.
I'm wallowing. You are wallowing.
Go back to normal, please.
I'm not gonna lie to you. You look tough, bro. You look good. You look good. You look fresh.
You're like a Chinese CEO. I look like the owner of TikTok.
I thought China did.
Nah, they sold it to Israel.
Oh, they did it.
Yeah, they did it?
Yeah, so if you search up certain things, then it gets censored.
So you squirt it out of Israel, but...
Oh, you can't search up certain things on TikTok, it gets censored.
What?
Yep.
Run!
Run!
A funk?
Run!
The funk?
Run!
Outside?
Right, right, right.
Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
We get a water bottle for the water.
Water fuck on drink out of plastic water though, bro.
This is bad water.
You're the poor, bro.
Fucking poor, bros.
And it's 7-Eleven water, bros.
I should kill myself.
Bro, where is this car?
He always parks over there.
Or maybe it's in the back
cause there was a UPS truck here earlier.
You deadass mix-up, greasy.
Yes, in the back.
I
Ain't just coming
Well, no one hits every time
Oh, I didn't leak nine bows for the clip dude
I'm locking over there.
Other side.
Oh, he parts where he always parts, over there.
That's him honking, I think.
I am pumping.
You got money?
Driver, come to me!
Look at my car.
Your nicest car.
Preferably Aston Martin, Vantage S.
What the fuck is that?
Hell no.
No, we gotta go investigate them, bro.
Brother, you were right there.
Oh, it's red light green light.
Red light.
Red light.
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Yo, this is dumb!
Fuck!
Holy shit!
Look at the run!
Look at this shit!
This is an accident!
Brother!
What the fuck!
Oh my God!
Was that getting in here on the driveway?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Was that getting in here on the driveway?
What the fuck was that?
What happened to his brabus key?
How does this happen to happen?
Yo!
What the fuck is this guy?
He definitely like hits and shits.
This is not someone-
Yeah wait, where's the other one?
Someone tried to steal this shit again?
There's no fucking way, bro. He literally is a Califassist.
Someone stole it?
Someone has to hate him. There's just no way, bro, cuz he doesn't even show his- he screams here, not at his house.
Jason special, what does that even mean?
I'll get you there in a quick minute.
I got you.
Oh my god, it's so hot.
Don't worry, it'll feel nice in here in a minute.
Just be careful for Ralph.
Is that son of a...
Is it how to hide in the house?
I do not know.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
I don't know if he needs an assistant to figure out what he's going to do.
Alright, so should we go to that one first?
The top one?
10 minutes away?
I'm down. She's gone, bro.
Well, we might have to go with it. It's right here.
Should Jason know why we use the seats?
Probably. Probably makes the most sense.
Oh yeah.
I'll just call so you can get both.
I can't make sense.
Wait, what do you mean Marlon just found out?
Wait, I fucking guess?
I fucking guess he just found out?
We called the gun, didn't we?
Hey, there's this Ben's place that'll let us stream.
Nice.
All right.
You can't see them.
John Marlowe, pick up the phone.
Brother, how's Tim's, uh, his exhaust things?
Hey, John Marlowe, they're calling me.
There's no, no fudging way.
They're saying he's pissed his fuck.
I fucking guess he didn't know that his shoe was hanging on.
He's not mad at us.
He's saying he's like he never knew.
Well, one of them's like completely gone, too.
How was that possible?
Yo, Marlin!
Yo, Marlin!
Yo, Joe!
That- there's no way we didn't know!
Swear on my lies!
Say, Wallahi!
Wait, Von! Like, I- like, I'm not even trying to be funny. How- how- how would that happen?
Brother!
Well, what is your call?
One of them is hanging on-
Yo! Shut the fuck up!
You should-
Jay Finn!
Bitch, you shut the fuck up! Learn how to fuckin' drive, dipshit!
Alright, hold on. Now, there's a little bit of hippocrity here.
Listen.
I don't want to be like notes at all.
No, one of them looks like it's falling off.
You either hit something or someone tried taking it.
The other one is the screws.
Someone yanked it without a doubt.
Someone stole the other one.
Oh, because why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
This is.
Go on.
Who has yanked my shit and gained my life?
I just don't believe that, bro.
Stop using the excuse of I'm a bad driver.
You're a dog shit driver, Marlon.
You crashed your whip, you're blaming it on someone stealing your parts, no one stole it.
You're a foul bastard.
I cracked the insides of my fucking big back burners, you dumb fuck.
What is a big back burner?
Fuck is a big back burner.
What was it?
It was Frank.
It was Frank.
Y'all, come on.
No, Marlin.
Marlin.
He's giving me an explanation of how this happened.
One of them is hanging off means you either hit it or someone tried yank it off and gave up the other one is their
Screws you could someone took it apart. Well, like the center is fine, but the sides are fucked
So it was like someone had to take it like intention. No, you definitely hit like a curb or a parked car
It's a bullshit. Yo, it'll sound like a fight. It's not a box if I need this
I'll go fuck so much right. Yo, how about the boxing fight? How about some driving lessons?
You fucking idiot!
You're wrong!
You're wrong. I'm like, I'm wrong.
Do you know how much I paved this fucking rabbit's kiss?
Yeah, I'm wrong.
Is it possible?
Is it possible that my exhaust melted it when I'm trolling?
I mean, my exhaust melted so the entire piece is gone.
What are you fucking retarded?
Can I tell you something, like actually?
Such?
I talked about it.
So, I don't want to be the guy to tell you.
I think it's weird to tell you on stream, but um...
Are you trolling or not? Are you trolling?
I'm not trolling.
I kinda said this too, but so apparently,
Apparently when I told to the people at Brabis they told me that the exhaust isn't sold separately from the diffuser
So if you bought the diffuser, it's not from Brabis
Apparently
Apparently I have I have confirmation with Brabis and they told me that if you buy the diffuser
You have to buy the exhaust and if you buy the exhaust you have to buy the diffuser
And you don't have the exhaust so that makes me believe you got a fake kiss
I don't know if they got scammed, but that's what I got told from Travis.
You dumb sweetest bitch!
Shut the fuck up, you fucking old son of a bitch, I'm not kidding you, I swore on the spot!
I'm saying it was the fucking drive!
I'm saying it was the Rizzler!
I can't even say it, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't even say it.
I mean, we could ask, but like I talked to executives,
because originally I had a fake kit and then when I got the real kit,
it was way bigger of a price, and they told me all the parts you have,
like, there's certain parts that you have to buy other stuff,
like the side fenders you have to buy with like the front,
it's like, they're like-
So like certain things come with like-
No, you can't buy them separate, like you have to buy it together.
Fucking idiot, bro.
Bro, you're wrong, he actually said that to me like from the guy.
I mean, yeah, I kind of 100% send it to you, but I don't know who the fuck yanked off.
I don't know. Who yanked my shit? I want the fuck!
Hey, bro.
They yanked my fucking offender vendor!
No one's yanking that, bro! This is worth like 100 bucks!
You just don't know how to drive! You probably hit somebody's fucking parked car!
I'm about to yank that little fucking dog running around the fucking house.
He's fucking on his thing!
Yo, what dog, man?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
All right, yo mom, please, please don't say to me, I'm better than this.
I don't know what you're even gonna fucking do.
Someone rob your car.
I think it's the Ritzler.
Fucking idiot.
It's not.
I know.
I'm dead.
Bro.
Yo Marlin, bro, you're in Vegas.
Just double it on black.
Yeah.
Bro, this is not funny, bro, life.
No, it's just a way out.
Yo Marlin, all of, all of, all of this is like, you're so, one of your tips that
the exhaustive part or the diffuser it's just hanging like it's a bull if it's not
bullshit someone fucked your shit up I swear bro it might have been glued on
there were screws behind it but that's a feature special now I'm gonna look at it
when we get back literally might have been glued on and it could have just not
actually look at it not glued that's what I had the wrong stop acting clueless
Bro, I guess you didn't know that you drove you with two broken exhausts
I don't look at the back of my car you idiot. I would have looked at the back of my car
You when you enter your car you look at this car before you enter it
Yeah, but someone said someone said they saw most really it looked fine as 6 a.m.
And he literally sent the picture nothing hanging off
So that means that someone has been on a fucking house
No, you're right, bro
In professional
So a thief put up a steal
It stole two of your exhaust things
Instead of robbing the actual house
You fucking
You Swedish fucking dumbass
Yo, after you're Jason, Jason, I'm really
Bro, like, I'm really close to my feet
Bro, do you see that, dude?
I think I see your exhaust things
On the side of the road
What the fuck?!
Yo!
Oh, this is awkward.
Oh, Jason, Jason.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Alright, uh, keep positive boys, keep positive, no?
Wait, wait, so, wait, so, at what point you saw the exhaust?
Fuck, wait, so it was fine earlier today?
Yes, in the morning, this morning.
We're here? That's what they're saying.
That's the house!
Okay, so the thing is, okay, so Marlin, the thing is,
No, but all jokes aside, if someone were to hit that, the other one is completely gone, so someone took it off.
So one person, someone must have came to the house, pulled it off, no, because the one they could hit, the one that...
Oh, but you can reverse it and hit the corner of your car.
Oh, so he backed up twice, so he like hit once, and then he backed up again and hit the other.
Yo, Jason, you understand me?
He's basically like going to the gym in the morning saying,
brother, in the fucking garage of Equinox,
and he packed up into a wooden or a metal pole.
Wait, I let a citizen alert that two elementary school kids
got hit this middle pole.
You better understand that you hit the fifth graders!
Oh, I hit the fifth graders.
Okay, I hit the fifth graders at five in the fucking morning
today at the fucking quorum.
That's what I did.
That's what I did.
I packed over the fucking wrestler, huh?
Is that what I did?
You got backdoor by the Rizzlers.
You're a fucking bum.
Yo, is there cameras outside of Ross?
Uh, yeah, but...
I don't think the thing is more than it doesn't make any sense,
because if someone were to rob your exhaust,
why wouldn't they just one rob the car,
or two rob the house?
Yeah, but it was the same thing with my finger bender.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
A finger bender!
A finger bender!
What the fuck is this?
They took the whole cord, the part about the belt you're going on, or the belt cover.
Remember?
Oh, the fender.
The fender.
The fender pressure.
Wait, but that doesn't make any sense.
That makes no sense.
That makes no sense.
Was it actually found in this room?
I'm trying to...
Yes, I'm not, like, I'm not even told to accidentally get, like, between the parts.
You probably just didn't notice it.
But the thing is, that I'm not trying to be funny, like, actually, it...
One of them, I can understand, maybe someone by accident hit him.
Okay.
But the other one is completely missing.
I'm missing!
What?
You didn't get the car, you didn't get the kit, you got scammed, it's not actually Bravis
and because of how hot it is outside it melted the cheap ass glue in the parts.
Oh!
Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, you're telling me they glued all the stuff off of you?
You dumb fucking bitch!
You bought fake Bravis kit!
Well, on my song, The Real Bravis, I got told because originally I had a different
exhaust on my car and I was like oh can I keep this on and they said the Bravis
people said you have to put on the Bravis I mean I'm sure you could change it
but they said you have to put on go look up my kid someone sent him a picture
when I had the real one look at my exhaust lined up with my diffuser it's
all it's a perfect like lineup that's what I told let's go saying originally
this is what you get for trying to rust things dude just be patient get the
That's gonna be four months! Shut the fuck up!
God, bro. What do you know what this-
I got the Teemo kid.
So what'd he say?
So how- do you tell me how someone puts on a Bradley skill menu? No song. No song.
You don't take three months to contact? Three months?
Yeah. I like how it works.
Locating me? Is this where it is?
Shit.
Oh
Yes, I want you please like the really salmonator will not get back in Jason. I will fucking kill you
I will kill you
Oh
Well, let me know
Well, let me know please
Oh
Holy fucking fuck
Sweetest killer
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. They probably sold him a fake ass cat
No for sure bro. He definitely was trying to get the expedited version, but he bought the team version instead
Or he backed up into a pole at a 24-hour fitness.
That was what you did.
Yeah, I did do that.
Wait, bro, I'm not gonna lie, though.
Like, how did one of them fall off?
And one of the...
But even if he hit something, one of them is completely missing.
He definitely didn't.
He definitely didn't.
But also, the back of the diffuser, there's no screws.
I don't know why there's screws in it.
That has to be a fake-ass diffuser.
Because the real kid, I never had screws.
Screws there was never screws like he cute, bro
He fucking cute
He definitely got a discount of doom
Be cute glue his shit with hot I don't know
It does look like it melted though, but that is not supposed to happen if you're real other youth Elmer's blue
Exhaust pipe in or exhausting
It just melts it
Yeah you ready bro? We're here at the first location, where I first saw these first spots.
I got the wrong entrance.
This looks like that egg is too far back.
I think I could low-key go out here and then go back.
Hi bro, you about to get a Benz?
What are you looking for Jason?
I'm looking for a daily, something nice I can drive every day.
You have a Mayback.
Yeah but that's a thing though.
That's like the stream car I want a car like me ask this guy
Excuse me, sir. Where can I park where the main entrances?
Where's the main entrance apart?
What's the best way to get there?
Take a left and then
Thank you, sir
What a nice gentleman
We went up in a Lambo.
We went up in the Lam Truck.
Imagine if we pulled up in a nice Bravis GLE.
We're too missing new things on things.
I'm not gonna lie bro.
I'm gonna be the devil in your shoulders here.
If you don't buy a car and you waste your time, I'm actually gonna be mad.
The other thing is...
Oh shit, here we go.
What?
Now go ahead and tell us, what's the thing?
I'm looking for plenty of options.
Like Wallahi.
I'm trying to get it in a car.
I'm trying to get it daily.
We don't believe in Wallahi. Don't you believe in Buddha or something like that?
Because the Wallahi means like, oh God.
So, oh.
You believe in Allah?
Isn't that Allah, a God, or interchangeable for a different world, right?
Allah means God and everybody.
Yes.
So like a Chinese God?
I mean, uh, what happened to God?
Buddha?
That's Buddha, God?
You help me?
You help me?
That thing is not a God.
Bro Jason, bro, lock in, we're here.
Everyone lock in. We're looking for a...
a Brabis GLE.
Jason, do we have to swap shoes to the camera or something?
I mean, we could try with that, because we did get permission to record.
Is it madder?
Pardon?
Should I pass this to you?
No, bro.
Yeah, this is like customer work, but where is it? Right here? Oh, there.
Didn't even see this little cheeky guy over here.
Cheeky cheeky cheeky.
Over here, finally.
Right here, yeah?
Where you go, you silly...
Oh, there's another yours here.
Careful, there's a bull. Dude, I'm not a fucking burger.
Very good. Just be careful getting out on that. I'll go on this side.
Which side is this side? Your side.
There's a little bit of a pole right there, so just get out smoothly, you know?
You ready, baby?
Are you gonna do this?
Your mobile device is still in the vehicle.
Whoa, that's perfect.
Jesus, dude.
you
you
you
you
you
All right, we're gonna look at the front.
You need like an AMG.
How are you doing?
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing today?
How y'all doing today?
How y'all doing today?
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing?
There's no way this is the show.
What the fuck is this?
Why is it number 45S?
Why is it a big building?
This one's got an I.S.
45S final edition.
What does that mean?
Should we touch it?
No, I'll touch it with a car guy, bro.
That's how good they are.
This is the old show, brother.
Tell them what you're looking for, brother.
Should we go get someone?
Go get Daniel.
Go storm off right now.
Make this about your shit is making me mad.
Excuse me sir.
Uh, just look for nicer options.
I have a playback stand upstairs.
Oh, you have a playback convertible?
No.
I have a Playbook Cardi-Mobile.
Lucky also.
I can show you what I have downstairs.
We might as well look, but I already have a made-back,
so I'm looking for like a daily pair of the made-back
if you can't understand what I'm trying to say.
What do you do, Harp?
Look in person and see options.
You're looking for like, maybe like an A and G body.
Something sporty.
Yeah.
You sure you have a great analysis of the look?
Get ready.
I don't want to shoot you out of the road, either one side is too big for me, I'll stop
and leave you here.
We're not leaving.
We're not leaving.
We're not leaving.
We're not leaving.
I'll stop and leave.
E-53 wagon.
E-53 wagon?
Yeah.
This is it right here?
Yeah.
I'm going to wagon that side.
See, I feel like my client here, he's looking for something more sporty, like
sporty, something like, you know, if I could get like maybe a one out of ten
on YouTube.
Yeah, because right now it seems like you guys just have a bunch of like SUVs
No sports stuff like you know, AMG like 63's maybe a 55 for him even though I think he's got to go 63
If you have any cars where like both I hopped in it like I might die
I want that
Just get in an Audi RS7
You should slip for insurance, man.
Me home.
Careful down there.
The trap wants us to get to the farm.
Okay, what's this one?
Oh, okay, well, what this one was a career career? I was looking at a 9-11 career
And this one not we're not filling this one. Whatever he says
Whatever he says a brand new we're going that we're gonna go to Porsche
Let's see what Mercedes has yeah
This guy might
Hold on now. Hold on. Sir. Oh
Great comps
Good comps.
Who do you think did this guy's pants?
They're awesome.
They're awesome? Who do you think has a better outfit?
I know, he's like his pickings.
Who's looking better?
It's hard to say. It's hard to say.
Honestly?
They both look great.
Oh, shit, I'm not dead.
What?
Do you guys have AC down here?
Um, it's just like a house.
Like, so where's the taking place?
The back rooms.
I look like the back rooms.
Oh, I don't know.
That's 63.
That's 63.
That's 63.
That's 63.
That's 63.
I mean, this is ice.
Who do you think I am?
Like, look at this, though.
That's an alien.
Now, this is funny.
Like, we could go up.
We could go up.
Bro, imagine you had two, or Jason,
for yourself, one for, you know, if you ever get a girlfriend, maybe for like a family,
you know what I'm saying?
Um, but they're gonna have two maybes.
This is the least amount of your maybags.
No bullshit, if you have two maybags, that's, that's people.
I don't know.
Okay, but then bro, what do you need a suit for when I drive?
You drive this one and when you want to go fast, bro, that other one's pretty
fast, right?
It isn't as fast.
I don't know sometimes, bro, but the thing is, bro, like, they serve the same purpose.
So does every car.
No, like the back of a Maybag, you know, get a driver sitting in the back, that's what a Maybag's for.
You know, I'm looking for something I could be like, okay, I mean, you know, if it's 2 a.m.,
trying to go a little fast on the highway in GTA, like, something that'll, like, get me going.
Like, you guys don't have much of a stock, it looks like.
That's 63.
That's 63.
Let's talk about GT, right?
GT, let's check out that bad boy.
Oh GT, I like GTs.
There we go, now we're talking.
Not sticking it by chance, sir.
This one's really more nicer.
Oh, look what the fuck it's a 43, we're not doing this.
Bro, we need the top of the top model for them.
Bro, this is the best client I have.
The Chinese billionaire.
Bro, you're a GT man.
43, are you crazy?
43, that's fucking disrespectful.
What the fuck?
That's like, offering you the Mercedes without the AMG?
I'm gonna try and go for it.
Unless you want to say ow.
No, not really.
Oh, this is gonna ask his warrant.
This dude has nothing.
Yeah.
Ow, bro.
It all has to do with risk neighborhood.
This is like the uh...
This is like the Calabasas shit.
So it's like, everyone just orders a fucking G-Wag.
Yeah, I think so.
What's up, bro?
Ah, we didn't realize it was a 43.
You got any of the higher ones?
53.
Can you go back?
You said what?
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna have one.
You're gonna have one?
Yeah.
and uh maybe success
just to fill it up
we're gonna do a little sedage
it's probably just this or something
yep
but imagine if that's scottin' on Mercedes and it wasn't an AMG
it's like the car that you're doing
oh wait I think I see it
nah, I'm not saying that
I'm not feeling as good as you should be either
they should have brought you like champagne already by now
They should have known that you're the real fucking deal chap, facts are known.
I'm genuinely like trying to get a car to their life.
Yeah, but this one, this dealership's, the dealership's really good.
I just wish they had just one GT like...
I don't even know what this is.
Hey bro, we got a car.
What other dealership's there?
I don't have any 634 cars.
Damn, sir.
I have a 55 and a 43.
Who's ordering the cars at this dealership?
I think we're going to keep looking, we're going to keep looking around, thank you so
much sir.
Thank you.
Hey appreciate it man, have a good day.
That was the most bullshit deal I've ever seen, shit man, what a fucking shit.
He picked this dealership so he could solve this segment of the larping.
What up, are you?
Yeah, bro.
We're gonna pull it out.
Pull what out?
Oh, yeah.
That's plenty.
This evening?
Yeah, bro.
He's on some bullshit, bro.
Bro, I feel like he doesn't even know what he wants.
You don't know what the fuck he's doing.
He's like, they're like, oh, I want a car, oh, what car?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's see.
What kind of car do you want?
I don't know.
One that drives?
What the fuck's going on?
Where do you think it go?
All right, we have, I think we can hit that.
Which one?
There's so many.
We can hit this.
I don't know what that is.
What the fuck do they think we're on bro what was that dealership that we went to way
Hey Siri, call daddy.
Hey, he's not going back down here.
Blackway.
I don't know if they have that or not, he's not going back down here.
I don't know if they have a date or not, but he's not going to have a date.
Hey.
Hey, Griff, it's me, Ron.
I'm on stream right now with Jason Neween in the car.
Hey.
Hey, Griff.
Hi, Ron and Jason.
What's going on, guys?
How can I help you?
Uh, what the fuck?
Do you remember, like, that Aston Martin I went to?
I know you said Friday, but I think we can
larp our way into getting an advantage today.
Do you remember the address?
Yes, I do remember this, Jason.
Only you ask.
See, they are.
Is this real?
It's a JTTT, looking at it.
Hey!
Crazy you say that.
But I have some advice for you.
Am I trippin' for you?
I want you to call Lou and get the address from Lou.
And hand it over to that address.
I got someone set up for you.
Hey, Griff.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate it.
Is this the right Griff?
Hey, no problem.
What the fuck?
Drive safe, guys.
Am I?
Wait, Griff.
What the fuck just happened?
What just happened, bro?
Is that the real where?
What you looking at, Cadillac?
He wanted a black wing.
Cadillac right there.
No, I'm not getting a black wing.
Bro, give Jason-
If it's right there, bro, come on.
If Jason gets a black wing, he might explode.
They say I might die if I get a black wing.
It's quite literally, you can see it.
Hey, hey, we might as well get in there, bro.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Let me text the little actioner for a minute.
Hey, where is it?
I didn't see it.
It's a little quick.
It's right here on the left.
Left is a fuckin' hill.
It's on the left.
What?
It's right there.
Am I stupid?
And then BMW is right after you.
Oh. Jason doesn't want a BMW.
I don't want a BMW.
Jason's too cool for a BMW.
No, because then it'll be matching a real brand.
He's right, he's right, he's right.
And John.
Oh, he's actually right.
Why did you just get like a Hellcat?
It's not cool, you're the same car as I gave him.
For a decent scale, like a fucking SRT, like a wide body.
I'm not gonna lie, I was thinking about Hellcat.
But then I have a Hellcat.
Yo!
They're about to sell you an escalator. They don't got shit here.
Let's up with these dead dealerships.
No, that's gotta be a black one here.
Okay, this spot though, I think we need to draw it.
Yeah, bro.
Well, is it more of a higher class or something?
Uh, no.
They were like...
Oh, you've been here before?
No professional cameras.
Alright, but we'll be professional, I'll have you on the Samsung and we'll keep it for as long as we can.
Okay, I'm just gonna find my serious face.
Just, you know.
Oh, who are you, you want me to take the camera in?
Hell yeah, you wrote the Samsung?
No.
Exactly, so what the fuck are you talking about?
They have the Samsung.
That's right here.
How the fuck, we do what we want.
Yeah, until they're like, no professional cameras.
And then now we both get kicked out, bro.
Bro, you know what wifey said?
I'm the Chinese millionaire and you're my Jewish manager.
Yeah, come on brother. Let's get a car today. All right, bro. I guess just switch it to his
Fuck up the video version of piss me the fuck off
I got it. This is the modern mobile. Oh
my fucking hell
Yeah
I see a CT bot five, bro, I don't know
They have parking?
We got kids in the wrong place.
They have no parking here.
What the fuck are we supposed to park here?
I don't know.
This is definitely not where we parked.
Maybe in the back.
Wait, it's on me?
Dude.
Why is it on me right now?
I don't have an angle.
We got up.
I'm gonna just get the bag of them
There's shot
I don't even have insurance on these
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
So that was a big bump
What the fuck
Oh my god
What is that are you doing out purpose
Ow
Fuck I hit my head
Where the fuck
Where am I supposed to park
Why is he shaking his head, I don't know.
Where do you park for a customer parking?
Well, he looks like GEC.
Can I park in the red where these catalogs are?
I
Bro he literally just said there's some GM's and shit. He's like low key you could park brother fuck
Yo, it's gonna let me chill shit, bro
Wait, that's his daughter. I think in the road
God damn, maybe give me a heads up bro. Oh
Shit we got
I was gonna go to the chicken picnic
That's off
Alright, so we're going on the Samsung?
Yep, bye
I love switchboard shit
I'm just gonna make sure it's soft
I'm gonna give you a door
Hello, your time
Just looking for the black hole in the score
I have one of the 20.5
Oh my god
Um, if I please, is that what you're about to talk about?
Oh, because we, like, we look at it, and I say, you do.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm right here.
Like, look.
Thank you so much.
Go out first.
What?
Smells like you.
Gosh.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, we're getting help now right now.
Thank you so much.
We got a black one.
Look at this, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, this is the Cadillac G6 Twin Trouble V8 V2.
The trouble here, V12, all that comes with the fender benders, bro, and the charging
port, there's an electric.
No, no, no, it's to plug in your gas.
It's a new type.
No, no, no, just be calm, it's okay, I'll do the work here.
Thank you.
Also, by the way, we're looking to...
Oh, yeah, electric.
I'll let you through.
So, when we pulled up in years, let's take this one more to...
I don't play with servers bro, so much respect.
They probably sell my role actually right here.
Should avoid your fake one bro.
I wouldn't even know the difference between you and me.
This is the one you got, well you know I said you should've got a fake one.
Oh bro, I see some money. How do you do that?
I'm sure.
You should pay your accent, you punk.
Bro, maybe he has a baby on black shirt.
It's on the top of the street.
Yeah, I do like to sit around and fucking eat.
Horizon's dead here.
I
Connected without internet
Thank you guys for the great day.
Yeah, it's good.
We like to move into the old one.
So let's give it a million dollars, a million dollars.
But let them know that they miss out on millions.
Yeah, we were really going to buy three black trucks.
That's insane.
This is not going to work.
This isn't going according to plan.
Like, what do we do?
They have one black wing.
This is disrespectful, honestly.
They have one black wing, and I was looking about it.
Black wing, like, actually interested in buying a black wing.
Yeah, I don't know.
We were going to get three trucks, three escalades,
and a black wing.
2027.
It's a shame.
It's actually a shame.
2027, we were going to pre-order all the escalators.
All the escalators.
Because I need streaming cars.
Well?
I want to see the black wing just like there as well.
Oh, is it here?
Oh, here as well.
OK.
Oh, my god.
I know, this one reminds me of...
Which one did you want?
I want a super fast one.
Is the blue one?
What?
Blue?
Very nice kind of...
Stable blue.
Not that type of blue.
This is like, fucking trash.
What are you gonna fuck?
You're a little better on video.
That's crazy.
This is black, I thought it was black.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you record the painting?
Like the fire is fucked?
It's got a nice little key. I like it so he's like what fastest shit
Manual that manual stick no
I'm sure you automatic
Hopping driver's so fucking hot so good luck. Oh
Bro, what are you looking for here? You even know what you're looking for?
I was looking for a black one. Okay, so you see the black one. Do you like it?
I'll be real with you, bro. This should look like a civic, bro
Nothing wrong with civics, but I mean you're at cattle. I don't know what you're what this
Why does they got a bottle of Gatorade?
Actually like Pepto-Bismos
She kind of like bubblegum
I'm no one like I'm no more friend. I just makes it on funny
We just you're funny to look at funny to laugh with yeah
Wait, so what the fuck are you looking for you want to go to Aston now, bro
We've been to three dealers for two dealerships now. You wanted a black wing. We saw a black one. He didn't want it
Let's go get the band-aid
Let's go get the fucking band-aid bro. See that that's the shit that I really want
They said they did last time
Wait, Gryff said they'll have someone for me there, didn't they say that?
Yeah
Yeah, Gryff?
Yeah
W-A-I-Gryff
Do I just send the code to Archison now?
Nah, you guys switch to you?
Uh, you can just send it to Archison
Wait, they let us record, we might as well go...
Yeah, you can go with the nice camera
I just want to go HD on this
I just want to go HD, alright?
I just want to go 4K on this
Ooh, shit
I'm all fucking loud
Alright, let's do a business with y'all
go fuck yourself just kidding just kidding we're just kidding guys it's just
content when it's just content no one can overreact it's obviously
we're trolling we made it clear that we're here I'll just have them we're
just trolling you know I'm saying like you just got to keep it keep it calm
you know I'm saying we're setting up the camera right now so give us a
second leaked oh no leaked oh shit they know we're at
Hi son of the ass in narrowstay
Um, I'm looking for the rest
Might be one close
Oh, yeah Jason, um, well
No, no, no, there was one in of them in this
Do you know how far van arises?
But there is none of that
Galpin 45 minutes away
60!
Oh no, it's not, it's 60.
60 and outlaw.
66.
And then coming.
And then coming back, where it's going to be a crash out, where it's going to be like
an hour of now.
So, so, so what about my, so what about the cornbines?
You guys should get on GTA and buy a car and mod it out and then you can like base
that on, because GTA is based on real life, like the blackling, that's in GTA.
We're living option here.
And the option pie would be without me.
Yo look, can you send me the address please?
You know the one I went to last time wait, why don't we go to Honda rift and we've said that there's a person there
But I know where to get you shut to get a Porsche. I got you bro
Okay, just send me just send me the address the last one I went to please
Grif said there was I just called
Well, you might have to settle for a Honda.
Chad, is a Honda that bad?
Like, I feel like a Honda is not that bad.
Well, imagine Jason with like a Type R.
That would fit him.
But he has manual.
That's all manual.
All manual?
Yeah, a Honda Type R is manual.
Those last time, though.
Dude, I knew that.
I'm not interested in it.
Bro, you're so ball-knowing.
Can you just send me that address?
Bro, a Honda is a great starter car for this guy.
Let's be Honda booze. Yeah. Yeah, we can go on the we go to Lexus
Lexus
Could get a BMW going for a zoo. Oh, no, you gotta be know that's like John and and that one drew kid. Yeah
All right, let me see how far the Lexus is
Oh my for
Not ever
20, 20 bottles of shi-
Wait, that's the ball ball.
Is it?
There's one closer.
More than those?
Lexus.
There's two Lexus.
This one's the other one's 12.
Nice.
What's wrong?
More than those, bro.
One of them is a service spot, though.
For service.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
Send that one.
Send it.
Send me it.
That'll be fuckin' Pepsi, bro.
What do we do without you, man?
Bro, why don't we just get you like a fuckin' like-
Rose get the Supra it'll fit you
Wow actually so humble now can we get a W for Jason my best
He's right
I bet.
Bro, Jason, fuck everyone here. They don't want your business, bro.
Hey, hey, Cadillac!
Hey, I got you, Jay. Hey, look at this, ladies. Ready?
Hey, put the window down for me. Hey, Cadillac, go f-
Go fuck yourselves!
Yeah, shut the window already.
Think about it, one of these bars is probably a transformer.
I mean, the odds are low, but never a zero.
Bro.
You know there's a world where we get struck by lightning and the car explodes, going like
70...
Help!
Oh Puddle!
Oh my God!
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, little fucking driver.
My driver's a fucking idiot.
I did it.
Oh, POTAL!
Oh, POTAL!
Oh, POTAL!
Oh, POTAL!
Oh, POTAL!
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, little fucking driver.
My driver's a fucking idiot.
I did it.
Rubber, take off that costume.
Um, can you just send me that address?
Just send that address.
I got to get my tires washed off the road.
You could just save me that dress.
We're just going to try.
Oh shit, that kind of looks like a red light.
Alright, we're seven minutes away.
Where are you fucking driving, man?
Alright, I can get us there in two minutes if you want.
But it's going to require you screaming out the window that your appendix bursted.
And we can go through the right lane in the emergency.
I'M PENDING!
AHHHH!
Ah shut up. I think I stole a Chinese kid
Well, why don't you go create yo, I feel like okay now this is my take ready
It's kind of like a that's an ink. I feel like he's trying to be like humble
You know I'm saying like bro. Don't be like a humble millionaire
Just go by like a Lamborghini or something right back. Yeah, like bro. Just go by like a Ferrari like bro
We know you have money Jason. Do you want to okay? Okay? I'm a clan dealership. Okay close your eyes quick close your eyes
Is he closing? I can't talk to him. I can't talk to him.
Listen, imagine every streaming person
pulls up to a party.
Oh, shit, valet. Who's pulling up? Who's pulling up?
And then we see Jason the ween.
Bro, are you gonna have swag?
That's what matters.
Like, you have to be cool, bro.
Let's get you like a punch buggy or something.
What the fuck?
Like a convertible punch bug.
There is the VW right next to the station.
Little Volkswagen?
Bro, bro.
I just wanna, yeah, like, bro,
Do they have, like, uh, misubishi's here?
Well, well, I knew you'd come around, bro.
I knew it would come around sooner enough.
We've already gone to Lexus.
So I'm not sorry to ever see them feel it.
You gotta present yourself better when we get there, too.
Yeah, bro, you're like, what do I want?
You're like, you're like opening your own door.
Like, someone should be opening your door, you know?
Alright, I should just stand at the door.
If they reach out to shake your hand, just walk right by them, like they don't even exist.
Oh my God, ignore them. Think of them as lesser.
Exactly.
Pepsi
Bro, think of them like you are the fucking you're the prize bro. So start fucking acting like it
Like when we get in there, they're like oh you can't film in here be like
Okay, then I just won't back off and then they're gonna catch your bluff and they're like oh come on in bro come on in
Anyways, I wish we could just like rocket leak over everyone. I know
Oh, bro.
That's so cool.
Excuse me, Range Rover.
I'm gonna cut you off because I have a Eurus.
See, that's the type of shit you wanna start saying.
You're so fucking cool.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
And you wanna cut them off and then do one of these too.
Oh, fuck.
Hey.
Should I start flicking people off?
No.
No?
No?
I'm gonna just...
Ah!
You fuck!
I actually just flicked off that random old lady.
I didn't flicked them off.
What if one point of finger up?
Oh, bro. Stop all that crying back there.
You almost cut my arm off.
Oh, no.
Oh, you almost cut my arm off.
Well, the Aston Martin dealership Griffin just said that they're going to shut us down.
I don't know. I guess they have like an EMP system at the front door, maybe?
Oh, they're going to shut the whole down.
Bro, we can stop at Keynes.
You're fucking kidding me right now.
Justin isn't there until Friday
Well, you let me know bro. It seems like Lexus and Volkswagen and Honda might be our last bet
I love it
It's also Ford
But did they have a get yourself a like a truck and you can have a that's my truck type of also looking at um
Type ours. You don't know how to drive manual
But you don't even know how to drive automatic what makes you think you know how to drive manuals. I do
Just go to date, look.
All right, you know what you got to do?
Should I unbutton?
Should I come in like...
Be bad boy, be bad boy.
Be a bad boy.
Be a bad boy.
Be a bad boy.
Make sure you have Ron open your door for you and shit so they know it's like serious.
I'll try to open it like this.
I'll open your door.
You're the king, bro.
Yo, YBG, bro.
What's up, bro?
I saw some shit yesterday on Twitter.
You did?
Yeah, well, I'm not sure.
I saw some shit yesterday on Twitter.
You did?
Yeah, what happened, bro?
Oh, it's a civil war, type shit.
Civil fucking war.
You know how it goes, bro.
It's a thing, okay?
We're going to stream for you, so we're going to start a war,
say.
Oh, bro.
I love you, gotta be part of that, bro.
It's probably me at home.
My God, send me to you, to me.
Come on in.
Do you read it out loud?
He just sent a gift of, uh, what's his name?
Uh, the, um, the.
The Judgement.
old anime?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marlin crashes out after discovering his 60k, where obviously the kid has just started
melting from the...
Jeff, who's excited to go see Marlin's kid when we get home?
Go on, get us to a movie of a segment.
Get us serious?
I'll be able to tell in like a second because I've barely looked at it if it's real or
not.
And the chat will tell.
Bro, I'm telling you, when I bought the kid, they told me that the exhaust isn't
sold separately.
You have to buy it with the fuser in the fuser.
There's no way his shit melts in the...
But what I'm saying, when is real carben melted?
That's just no way.
Carben doesn't fucking melt.
Carben?
Yes.
What the fuck is a carben?
Carben.
You don't know about carben?
Oh, PQ got him a teen kid.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
What do you think about R8s, Ron?
I think, I think R8s are cool,
but I think it's cool, but like, for you,
Oh fuck that shit go hurricane on them at least my bro just have a fucking budget bro
What's your budget like it was a hundred banana up to the 150?
Increased budget max of my swag. Thank you. Wow. I'm Jason the weed my budget's a hundred fifty bro swag on them
Say we don't have a budget over here if we like the car we buy it. That's how it works over here
We don't look at price. Do we look at price tags?
Like do we look at price tags when you go to the grocery store and you're getting egg rolls?
Do you look at the price tag bitch? I don't even okay cereal same thing like do you look at price tags?
Fuck no that's completely different than a car. Okay, bro. When you look at that like go your
Yo, really bro. You're like do we do really bro? We look at price tags
We look at price tags. No, we just do shit over here. I bet bro
Let's go get let's go look at the ST 500. Let's see if this shit is worth it or not
I'm right. I saw one on tic-tac all black. No, it's actually not bad. I'm a you wrecked it, too
No, I think you would like it. It's a fast car. Oh, they went up though
All the cars went up
Why bro?
Well, it's actually private equity all the owners of stock markets. They're now gonna get the private equity
You know how paintings everything now they're gonna get the cars and they're ruining the car market
Fuck bro, so I'm buying a car at the wrong time
There's never gonna be a right time if you knew the time that you were wrong to begin with it's a good saying by the way
It's like you know the saying like if you heard about it
It's like houses well houses are never gonna go down because houses are the same thing
I'll just will all the rich people buy the crazy houses and then raise it for the lower-class people. He's right
This guy's projecting bro. I mean I would do the same shit. You raise up you bought apartments and raises not your single
Mom that's not true. That's not sure a fucking bastard. That's not true
I bought my house and I made my mom pay rent and I made her pay double when I'm not there
Yo!
There's nothing wrong with that. It's called passive income.
I mean, he's not wrong.
Bro, this is why you're my Jewish manager.
I don't get a fucking car today, boys.
Alright, we're about to be here.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to that sweet one.
Fucked my head up.
Yeah, me too. Bro, I said literally give me whiplash.
Yeah, no. Bro.
You guys fucked up my car, bro?
What?
That's what you're worried about.
Bro, you guys can just fix that in the hospital. I can't fix this shit.
Oh shit, Pokemon cards!
Oooh!
No crispy cream, release the Pokemon collab.
I know, I already know about that.
Bro, we should go try that.
Bro, we also gotta try the Crumble Cookie Ex Hot Cheeto collab.
That just actually sounds like you're gonna die on the spot.
Should we chase it with a Crumble Dirty Sprite?
Yeah, bro.
We gotta try it.
I want to be honest with you bro, this isn't going how we wanted to and I know it's fine.
Bro it's fucking pissing me off.
Rather than piss off than piss down, that's a good quote of mine.
Thank you bro.
You always know how to say the right things.
Am I saying the right things?
You always know how to say the right things that make me feel better.
Potthole!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I have to make sure my car is safe.
Remember when we were going out to dinner, me and you,
and then out of nowhere you just hit like a fucking potthole and exploded your RS.
My god, I don't even know if I thought my chat that I shot there did
We were going to get dinner there was no Paho. That's the thing and Jason
It was no brick no Paho my tire genuinely is exploded. I just stopped never seen it before it you heard it
It sounded like an explosion. Yes, and we look back on the street
I didn't get the core tone a little bag in the street. There was nothing in the road. How many uh
How many donuts you think from that Pokemon thing? Can you stack on your shit? I got one
I have one if you squeeze it as hard as you can.
You know, flatten the donut, man.
Fat burger.
Err.
Pretty close to that house.
Yeah, that's pretty close.
We're about to be here in T-minus 30 seconds.
Here we go, guys.
They don't accept me at Lexus.
Well, yeah, for sure. They're gonna think you're like a returning customer.
is Honda near here too?
this is a luxury car
actually is this the entrance back?
I can't tell
I think I just go all the way around
let's go all the way
bro Jason
we're pulling up in the fucking uris
they see an asian dude
look he's already looking
Why the fuck is this rich guy here?
He's side-eyed.
Man, pretty creepy.
Bro, tell him we're looking to trade into yours for Alexis.
Say we don't know the value.
Say it was like your dad's or something.
Fucking jackpot for that guy.
Well, you see any LC 500s?
I don't know until we go inside.
LC 500, oh, black is okay, nice.
Man, you're gonna get the same guy as Gilbert.
So you don't got Gilbert on LC 500.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I was know the logo is the same on the front
I actually got one of those nice, I love it
Don't think Gilbert's car is nice too
I gotta see the one you're talking about
What car do you drive?
Fucking...
Sentra? Nissan Sentra 2019?
Don't worry bro, I got your suit
Appreciate it
Oh fuck right
Oh my god
Bro, I got you bro
If I get a new car, you gotta get a new car
No way
I got you bro
I got you
I can't wait, holy shit
Oh my god
What do you want? Do you want a nice Supra?
Yeah, Supra works for me
Works for you? I'm not gonna make that happen
I ain't in a library, that is very possible, Lace.
Yeah, and then I'll wake up.
Wait, why you say that's never happening, Betsy?
My boss wears a little mini hat.
All right.
It's a little hot for sure.
We're coming in with this camera.
You wanna buy a car? Buy a fucking car.
Lays, get those fuckers out of here!
We have Lexus broken!
Come on!
Is that crazy?
Shut up, pop my shit!
Pop your shit, bad boy!
You just tell them to be like,
Yo, we're recording a documentary for his first car.
It's not my first car.
It's not my first car.
It's my third license.
I see his butt.
Two licenses.
It's fast.
And if they deny us, we're going to fuck home.
Make this a dog, you kid.
Get in there.
Why are we opening up roads? Let's stay in it until someone opens our shit.
Because I think we should start... I think we should start...
We're already opening the doors.
How you doing, sir?
I was wondering if y'all had a LC 500's here today?
No?
Oh, okay, because I was just looking to buy a car cash cash in food if you're you know
how else in 500s, what's your most expensive car here?
Hey doing today sir.
You doing amazing.
I'm looking for a car to pair with my mate back.
What's your most expensive car here?
Is that boy right here?
Oh, I dropped my letter.
This one right here.
Oh, yeah.
He's getting that little beard ass latte.
He can't even go to your table anyway.
Bro, he doesn't even wanna go to your table.
I know, I should just wrap it up.
He's still kidding us out, he's still kidding us out.
You should say kill yourself.
No, no.
Oh
This is why look with that like a minute Japan transmission
So what's the price tag on this sir?
Come up that price is there a hundred ran in the car
You guys really don't have LC 500's not one
Yeah, I got any cooler cars here?
Check this one right here.
Any sports cars or no?
Unfortunately.
ISD-50.
ISD-50?
I had that back in the day.
It might as well go check it out.
How are you doing, Jason?
I'm good.
Nicola.
Jason.
Nice to meet you.
This is manager. This one over here, the black one?
I don't think they give a fuck about your cold water reaction.
I got my mother's car.
You actually got my mother's car.
You can't watch this.
Bro, at least you're really near.
Bro, pop your fucking pants.
That ass dropped your elbow on it, bro.
Trust me.
I don't know what to watch, bro.
Just chill, just make this.
Listen, you're okay.
You're walking through a car dealership.
Lift the car, you're distracted.
Look at the Maybach that run it.
You're distracted over there.
It's got a bow on it.
Oh my god, he's swooned already. This isn't even for you.
Joe, just show your collar.
I'm not showing you new collar, Jason. Get the thumbnail.
Get the thumbnail. Get the thumbnail.
What's the name of the channel?
Uh, Lacey.
Lacey?
Yes.
Actually, wait, Jason and Wayne, I actually bought two Lexuses here.
I'm a well-known customer.
I bought my parents some Lexuses. I'm trying to get myself one.
I'll show you mine.
Ok, see you following it up.
Plus 1's baby.
There you go.
Yeah bro, I just sold it.
Almost never did.
Like so.
So we're delivering the card to the San Diego and the guy gonna pick up the trade which
which is the same LC500 but with brown interior.
Yes sir, you pointed me to this car,
I thought my mom was this car.
Okay.
I'm trying to get something maybe on the higher end here.
He's a good friend.
He really is looking for like an LC5 car though.
There's gotta be something you have maybe in your soul.
I'm about to feed him some bullsh**t.
As a new car I don't have anything
that's available on IS 350F Sport.
I want an LSA.
If you don't purchase it,
I want only 200 cars and that's it and it's one point one point five right now
That is a one point five. I shit that out for breakfast
You're laughing sir
So there's really there's not even like one for display even if they got sold just to look at it for him
What about no lc 500 for display?
It's the last one they don't produce anymore
They're going up too by the way it's my shit
They have one in the showroom. It's a Audition series.
A wind with light and tear.
You don't have a showroom here?
No, this is the showroom.
I'm talking about a different dealership where maybe they have it.
This one you recommended me.
It looks like you already sold it, sir.
No, it's not sold.
It's for you, I already had the ball.
Did I make you stay in it?
Please.
I'll talk to you.
Hey, watch out.
I don't want to be in your picture.
How y'all doing?
All right.
How old are you guys?
I'm 22 team.
Really?
21?
22.
22?
What's your name?
My name's Jason and wee, but you call me JTW.
Call me Tam.
How you doing, JTW?
I'm doing great, though.
What the fuck is going on in this fucking room?
Why don't you even walk in here like that, though?
Why are you on that? Why are you on that engine now?
You should have been on that.
I'm on the button all my shit.
I'm on it.
You see, that was the, that mine came down to the floor.
Remember, they told you you couldn't film in here. Now look at our fucking balls.
That fucking disgusting city in this car.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Give us a peel.
Give us a peel, man.
Give us a peel, man.
But you kind of look like an Uber driver, right?
I look fucking like, I feel like ugly and disgusting.
There's a Twitter club.
There's a...
Yeah, there's a...
Jason DeWing.
Shit's on economy people.
Get the keys and just start revving it.
We must admit it is one which is sold soon, but that was a special edition.
He will bring it to show you, okay?
They're about five years old.
Five years old?
Yeah, 21-22.
Okay, well...
Listen...
I just needed to get out of this car.
No, I said I can't.
I'll wait for five minutes.
It's his IG.
It's one of his.
It's his IG.
It's just...
I saw BPLs.
Those goons.
It's his IG.
Bro, bro.
It ain't it to me like that. It's my boy, you brother.
No, don't think so. I'm watching a movie behind you.
Just I need your cards.
Wanna know something?
Look, she didn't want me on camera.
Let's do it.
I like that.
We'll come and fool you about it.
We'll come and prove it.
That's fine.
We'll come and prove you about it.
What is this?
This is the core crew.
What kind of core crew?
Core.
That's us.
That's us.
So what do you guys do?
Everything.
Really?
I like your personality.
I like your outfit.
Thank you, babe.
All right, enjoy your day. Get me on there. Get me.
That's going to have me tell you pictures. Okay?
All right.
I like it.
I like it.
I like your money, bro.
How long you guys been in the market?
I've been looking for this car since yesterday.
Oh, no way.
Yeah.
How'd you find out?
One thing about me is if I want something,
I'm going to go get it, you know what I'm saying, sir.
So that's what I'm here to do today.
That's the son.
What about you guys?
Me, no speaking rest.
Oh, OK.
No, this is my Jewish manager.
There you go.
We're getting good prices here.
Love, love, love, love.
Whatever you have, we're going to figure out better prices.
You got to.
I'll take it.
I don't know where you're going.
I'm about to kick it out.
You got some eggs in?
I'm going to try to send this home, girl.
I don't know where this is. I just got to hunt it down for you.
Let's just click that alarm.
There's someone inside a park in the middle of the foot.
LC!
LC 500?
Yeah, we're getting help.
He wants a sale.
You're getting a sale of this one.
This one might go to your commission.
This is going to your commission.
Now he went for it.
Why the key not working, sir?
I'm sure.
We just got it in the stock.
I don't have the key.
I can play.
I'm not sure.
I don't know if it's the acting play.
Is this a convertible?
That's not so y'all, that's what.
Oh, it's a convertible.
Oh, wow.
Sata.
Granny, right?
She knew.
What is that?
Well, there's barely any room.
Let's go.
Be honest.
We were not opening it.
Oh, fine.
God, shit.
Man, this is like...
Am I able to sit in?
Yeah.
You want to fire it up?
Let me fire about that bad boy out.
You can start it with it inside.
Just some reddit.
Not in the bad shout at all, sir.
Mind if I rip this bad boy?
One more now.
I'll take back the engine whoever buys this.
Not bad at all, sir.
One thing I don't like is the soft top, it makes me look like a sissy.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't make, they, they, they, uh, discontinuities.
Ah!
They just continue to LC500?
Yeah.
So how much would this bad boy be?
We're talking cash.
This one's like, uh, it's already pre-sold.
Already pre-sold?
This is just odd.
They just want to show it.
They just want to show it.
Yeah.
How much was their sold for?
Uh, this one was sold for 40K.
40K?
40K over.
Over what?
So 160.
I feel bad for that guy, you got his ass.
This is pretty good though.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Or whatever your most expensive car is I'm not going to show me like this
Yeah, we're not looking for no SUV my client here he has a payback
So we're looking for more of like a sports car that he could take on the weekend when he wants to go fuck around with the kids
a
bitches
Yeah, we'll take a look at it
Oh, no, he's on sir. I'm not alive. I almost I was gagged
Not a fan of the build.
Oh, it's almost like hand ups.
Yeah.
This just came out.
Who ever built this model needs to...
She actually looks like Anna's.
That has called me on bar like her own about...
Is this electric?
I don't know.
So you telling me...
Who am I gonna pick up in this car, sir?
It's open, is that it?
I know it's open.
No, it's not.
It's all good.
I think we'll pass.
Yeah, I'll pass on this.
Thank you very much, sir.
In case you don't get co-graded, I like it.
This little heap of salt shows.
Yo, you recommend that?
That helps.
Oh, there are.
It's fine.
There's a sign.
Oh.
You guys have any of the plants that sit?
Oh, it was by the car, but...
So you were specifically after the LC?
I was looking for that, when my top three options.
My first one was a McLaren, Artura.
My second one was a Mothafucka.
My third option was a Aston Martin, Vantage S,
and this was my fourth option.
But, you know, just wanted to look at them.
Got you. Nice, nice.
Which one do you think you're going to land on?
The Intra was a Vantage S right now,
down a button in the McLaren, you know, speaks to me,
but I'd like to use a little bit of flux.
Have you driven any of them?
Uh, no, that's why I'm out here today,
but I do have a made-back at home, so I'll bring you.
Nice.
Probably glad you guys got in here.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, sir.
Yeah, no worries.
Management, be upfront, sir.
If you have anything, I mean,
thank you so much.
What I'm getting at is they wanted you to buy two SUVs, a mom car, and they tried to show you a pickup.
They just spin that car.
What type of thing?
I used to have a mom car.
Who am I going to pick up?
My kids.
I didn't want to be that guy, Jason, but the one car you were looking at, I knew it was like a mom car because, bro, my mom was looking at it.
The white one?
Yes.
Like, next thing you know, he's gonna take you this far.
Fucking kidding me, man.
That was elbow to winch.
It's just disgusting.
I'm actually like, yo.
Does anyone else in the chat feel like they're gonna throw up right now?
I literally feel nauseous.
I feel fucking nauseous.
Oh, Jason, there's not much left.
There's no fucking way, bro.
There's nothing left, bro.
Unless you want to drive an hour.
there's nothing left bro unless you want to drive an hour go to BMW
what is left my energy's back Porsche it's far chat I look like you don't want
Toyota, I'm not gonna look at a super
You don't even have this and a super zone stop
Carrier key bends
Bends as you just looked at I just looked at Ben because that that Ben's was some polish
Oh, they're gonna let us in there brother. Oh wait, I got one. Yeah, I got it
well you fucking ai griff man i'm going to push this is the final destination i'm not i was
looking at the carerah i'll tell you what's good there i don't like all you you the Porsche daddy
there's a ice cream spot oh where yo it's your fat ass up should we i mean i'm in a spot so where
god brown wait it says it's coming soon is this even a real one
Oh, whatever bro.
Hey, deadass says it's coming soon.
I bet.
I bet.
Alright chat, we're headed to Port of Stardesons.
Alright, yo, I'm not a liar.
All I'm gonna say, Jason, if they offer you a fucking macan, spit in his face.
I would literally slap the dog shit out of that fucking salesman.
Bro, you know what you're going in there when you go in there?
You say, yo, I want your finest 918 spider or your Carrera GT, that's what you let him know.
I want your finest 918 Carrera.
Yup, you gotta turn around.
I know.
I'm gonna take the highway.
What?
Shut up.
It's like two minutes behind me.
I bet, I'll do a legal U-turn right here.
I bet.
I bet.
You're in a Lamborghini, nothing's illegal.
Oh, nothing's fucking illegal.
What are the cops gonna do?
Come after me, cool.
I'm gonna fucking run away.
Like I did fucking two years ago.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna fucking lambo.
You can't stop me.
You're a Lamborghini, bro.
You own the road.
Bro, what? Tomorrow I'll be a fucking ambassador, too.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, cut us this fucking Prius.
Yeah, we're fucked.
You good back there?
Oh, fuck.
You got sick, kid. You got sick when they offered you a bullshit.
I genuinely got sick to my stomach.
I got a virus, look at all those fucking likes.
What, you got a virus?
I don't know, man. I should follow that.
What do you think of Lotuses?
I mean they're cool but I mean I feel like...
I don't know bro.
Lotus Amira?
Nabs?
Do you know what that is?
Holy f***ing cheese lovin' bread.
What we get in there you say yo?
I'm looking for Dave.
Yo Dave!
Cause I don't even have a whoop.
Well it just seems like a f***ing Fitbit on there.
This should look like a Velcro strap.
This should look like a toy for a fucking Velcro strap.
Okay, the rumor has it Griff wants a car here too, and they're holding it hostage.
Okay, so we gotta speak on Griff's behalf too?
Yeah, there's a 911 to car.
Which is a 1 out of 1500 or 2500, I believe.
And it's pretty rare nowadays.
Hey, I want the car.
Alright, we can ask for it.
We're not leaving till we get it, uh, bro, I'm not gonna lie, there's some nice cars in there.
For sure.
There's got to be, pal.
We're gonna force a member for it.
But when you go in there, you ask for a fucking 918 spider.
I need a 918 spider.
Say, I'll put one now.
Like, don't, don't give them time.
All right, so what do I spit at if he says-
I don't know, you go and you ask where the cheapest car is and then tell him to get that
shit out of you.
Like tell him to move it to the other side of the store.
Say, can we test drive this to the fucking garbage?
Are you letting him know he offers you a fucking like 2008 fucking
Cayenne term to go fuck himself
Just back in the fuck out of the salesman
Hurt you
Hurt you hurt you hurt you I've never been to this one. Have you been to this one?
I like it's you can see it from the highway
That this one. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know. Yeah. Oh, that's been a thing man. Yeah. So why does it come in soon?
Oh, coming to a new location.
Ah, bro.
We hit it right.
That's about to swap.
All right.
The salesman is my guy.
I got you, bro.
I'm gonna speak on your behalf.
Wait.
He's a Lang, bro.
Lang?
Oh, he's Asian.
That means we don't have chemistry, bro.
What the fuck did I just hear?
I just hear...
What did I...
Machuva?
Machuva?
I'm about to get that car from there. We're gonna figure out a way. We got some bread. We need that that car
They go Batman gift
Get we see a golf cart for 30k band I got
Aware careful right on up on the up
Get out of the frame bit
He doesn't need another price, bro. He doesn't need another price, dude. He just wants it.
That's fine. You know what we're gonna go in there? We're gonna say,
Yo, all these fucking people, you're gonna say it the way I'm saying it,
All these fucking people aren't actually buying these fucking cars.
Buying these fucking cars.
But you old man trying to get into private equities.
Trying to get into private equity.
Of the fucking car market.
Of the fucking car market.
I say, since I'm a real buyer,
You fucking give me a real sale you give me a real fucking sale you hear me bitch
It's spit in his face if he says fucking anything else
You let them know to that home you have a 9-11-9-2 GT3 rest of Y-side 2028 boss
So you're a real buyer stay in the car to left on come around and open your door
Yeah, they're gonna have some shit I've always seen some shit no one know they might have some nut shit in here
Or they might have some lame
Fuck the mini cars, bro
What's the big shit?
Yo, do I have to put my balls on this shit and do I park in the electric?
Bro, what?
You don't need to do this shit.
Customer parking?
Come on.
They're not gonna see us now, we're fucking...
Also, if they offer you a fucking tycon, yo, you say go fuck yourself.
I'm not into that fucking hybrid shit.
I'm gonna start choking him.
Electric shit.
Yeah, you start choking him.
Grab him by his fucking suit and spank him.
What the fuck?
What are you doing? Don't open your fucking door, they might need to look into the glass.
Hey chop chop, can't go mad outside.
It's not us, it's all your shit in here.
It might recommend you this little sissy shit till right.
I literally spit on that fucking guy.
It might offer Jason nose, ladies.
I got this.
How you doing?
Do you know Dave?
Mr. Lang.
Yeah.
Thank you, ma'am.
Also, we need a dam rec here.
And we need to Derek.
I believe it's Howard.
No, the car's a Derek.
No, the car.
Let's just start with Mr. Lang.
Jesus, go crazy on the road.
Come here.
I'll put it right here.
GT320?
GT3 what?
GT340.
Yeah, I have a live, right?
Oh, fly.
Shoot.
And it's an annual wow.
Oh, I'm not really feeling this one.
Hey, why?
Not really feeling this.
This is it.
It's only $350,000.
Not right now.
I just don't like the color, bro.
OK.
David?
Mr. Lang?
Mr. Lang, you got to go professional.
Hey, Lang.
You don't look like a Lang.
This one's on a lecture, Jason, worst case scenario, you get a GT3, it's kind of cute,
how much is this?
This kind of looks like my old car, I can't say it's cute bro, at least you get one of
these.
It's like 30 bands.
How much is one of these, man?
I believe they're 1,400.
1,400?
How fast do they go?
How fast do they go?
Can we take this on the highway?
Alright, we'll look around while we wait for Mr. Lange.
Is that Mr. Lange?
Yeah.
Alright, let's fucking do this, really.
It's not a random Asian town with Mr. Lange.
Hang on, there's some nice cars in here.
But I'm not too used to it.
I see you quite beautiful.
Where where where
I was looking at a Carrera
Ice cream over there. Yeah, I just got a full ice cream
They're serving. Thank you guys. Oh, there's a new turbo ass.
Well, if I'm getting a Carrera, do I just get the turbo ass?
Dude, this is sexy. Look at the back of this.
Oh, there's my client, huh?
Oh, hello, what's up?
Nice to meet you, sir. My name's Michael. What's your name?
Jeremy. Nice to meet you. Jeremy. Jason.
We were originally here for Mr. Lang, but I mean...
You Lang? Yeah.
But I mean, if you're here, would you give me permission?
Yeah, I do.
My customer here is looking for a beautiful car.
He's looking for a sports car. He has a Maybach currently.
No, yeah, I need something to pair with my Maybach at home.
This would go real good with it.
So this is a turbo, right?
Now, I'm noticing this is the new year.
I'm assuming that this is probably going
to be in the 300 and something range.
You're definitely correct.
It's a PTS color as well.
Oh, so we're looking maybe 380 to 400.
Well, if you were considering that.
Don't really like this one, to be honest.
Don't really like this one.
His range is around 200.
200, sir.
OK, this is 280 for the top.
Oh, yeah, I don't like this one anyways.
OK, perfect.
Yeah, I'll have ice cream.
Ice cream's out.
Ice cream.
Oh, ice cream, like gelato?
Yeah, I saw some kid with some ice cream.
Yeah, what do you want?
Chocolate.
I look through.
What's your name?
Derek.
Derek.
Derek.
Derek.
Hey, nice to meet you, brother.
What flavor would you like?
Oh, I'd love a, you got cookies and cream?
Oh, we don't.
Hey, what's your best flavor?
Probably salted caramel or vanilla.
Is it gluten-free?
I can check.
Is it also sugar-free?
No.
Is it also milk-free?
There's dairy in it.
Do you guys have dairy-free?
It's good fucking, yo.
Sorry for my dance.
We're gonna pass me an ice cream for right this time.
No, no, no. I'd like the vanilla.
Okay. Thank you so much, sir.
Double it.
Wait, I suppose if you're homeless, just come here and get ice cream real quick.
Are you looking for a 9-11 old man?
I'm looking for something.
I'm not an American.
Is there anything that is 100, 200?
I'm not a 200.
I mean, do you need like a turbo GT?
Robo GT to SUV?
Yes, it is.
But the thing is realistically, if you want to have a full value to it.
OK, well, we also do some test driving today.
OK, let's do it.
Whatever it is.
We have a more 9-11 upstairs.
Shall we go upstairs?
Yeah, shall we?
Shall we?
We shall.
Can I talk to my client while we walk with you?
You're going to buy.
He wants this.
He wants commission.
He wants.
He wants.
He wants.
OK, go ahead.
Bro, if you want me to go with you,
You're gonna wake a lot of money if you buy some of that.
They need to bow to you.
I'm like, I'm like, devil on the shoulder.
I'm like, you know what, I'm just about to buy a car with an investment.
Say, buy a house.
Also, you could lease the car.
You don't have to buy a cash.
What?
Well, if I'm getting a car, I'm like, oh, you can't.
Well, if you lease it, you can write it.
Wait, how do you give me it?
Oh, yeah, if you lease it, you can write it off, yeah.
But if I lease it, the car's not under my name.
We can buy it, then.
You can do a lease to buy, and also, you know, it's just better.
That's what a lot of people do.
Yeah.
The residual would be lower and you could buy the car for a lower value than I market.
If you market it higher than you can get for a lower value.
You know what's wrong? I get you good leases still.
The leases do pretty well, to be honest with you.
And they're usually cheaper than I know if you finance or you're not.
Jason, I know some leasing people.
I'll tell you what, they'll give you right.
They'll give me right.
Bro, for my GLE, $150,000 at Carlos.
Guess how much I paid?
$10,000 down $2,000 a month.
You can do that.
$10,000?
$10,000 out of $2,000 for GLE?
I ain't a lot.
Yeah, I did.
That's too much, bro.
You got a lease.
You got a client for like $10,000 and $12,000.
This guy's exploiting you.
Yeah.
We can go to the west.
Herbalist shop, right, correct, sir?
Now this one's actually, what do you even do, right?
This is beautiful.
Wow, so nothing is there.
Brother, this is beautiful.
Yeah, that's the part of the talk.
All right.
Wait, is that a lot?
Yeah.
How much is this bad boy?
Kind of, he just got it, so he just got the price out.
Yeah, they're going up in price, I would assume,
too, nowadays, because everything's hybrid, yeah?
I mean, yeah, I think there's a lot of people
who like the music.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Get this guy.
Look at the whole lot, I ain't a lot, I said.
You're gonna price this one yet?
But it does have 31K miles.
Oh, 31K.
That's gotta be pretty cheap.
This it's got it, yeah.
They're probably in the 200s.
What the hell are you?
I ain't a lot, we got a 31K?
Yeah.
Thanos must have been driving this.
I don't think so.
I said Thanos must have been driving this.
No, I don't.
What do you think?
I love the triple S.
What are you doing with your hand?
I mean, Judy, it definitely holds the most value,
It's a it's a it's definitely a really like powerful car just for the everyday fast but you smoke as 650 horsepower
I like the feel of this yeah, it's a great car. I like the feel of this. What do you think Ron? I've wanted a turbo s
Can I test drive this?
We can test drive this one for sure
This is fast. This is fast. It's quick. It's one fast. All right. I am fast. All right
You can make a lot of shit.
We also have a bunch of different out of 11's over there.
So we have a June 3 Touring.
You guys have a Dakar by any chance? I heard there might be one.
Yeah, we do have a Dakar.
I know who the owner is. Mr. H.
Oh my goodness!
Yeah, you do.
Let me get a tight stat.
Can I get one?
That's good for you.
That's really crazy.
Wow.
This one's a Target.
Oh my god.
So it's all top but it's actually really cute.
The Target is like cheap.
Is that their most heritage model?
Not feeling this one.
Brown interior?
Yeah, this is the coming back.
This is the coming back.
This is the coming back.
This is the coming back.
Yeah, this is the coming back.
I just don't like, like, why is the thing so little?
No, it's actually not.
It's like, it's kind of just like heritage, you know.
This is like one of the first models that we made.
Well, this is a GTS.
I think it's TurboS cab here.
TurboS cab, that's gonna be probably like 300 baby.
Yeah, this is 22.
I was testing his logic.
It's Shark Blue though, of course.
Yeah, it's Shark Blue?
words voodoo I'm not sure yeah that's not over this is definitely sharp right I
thought this is stable blue this is sharp blue for a lot of course it's
sharp okay what about the one with the one with the
one that looks like a special edition of a GT3 Touring you are correct on it
we're gonna go fuck ourselves red interior this is under bitch yeah no it's
a tatterbunch it's one below so it's exclusive on a fuck what
So this one's a, it's Kankan Red.
Kankan?
Yeah.
I like Kankan.
Yeah.
I fuck with Kankan.
Kankan is something to Red.
I fuck with Kankan.
That's gotta be at least 500, maybe 1,000.
No, this was like 330.
Really?
Yeah.
I knew that.
Now, this is the car over here, right?
Real quick, Jason.
You mind if I...
What the hell is that thing right there?
You know, I've got a guy really interested in this.
I don't know if you wanna follow up.
You know, Mr. H himself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We want to call, you know, Mr. H himself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's really interested in this, and this.
Wait, did you just go up the car?
Yeah, so did you go up.
No one's, oh, it's by him.
The market's too messed up.
No one knows when to buy.
He's a real buyer.
What are we looking after this bad boy?
Dude, I need to know.
I'm sure this is blame.
I'm not allowed, I think we need this.
It's something I don't like the 600s right now.
So wait, what?
This is what I'm looking for, yeah.
Excuse me?
This is 600, like, two months ago.
Bro, the market's crazy.
Why is it displayed?
Two months ago, GT2 was only like 700,
Why is it display only?
Because it's just the owner's car and they keep it here for display.
And then this one is basically a BT3.
This one will hold its value.
What?
You don't know how to drive a manual and this is like...
Oh, there's a manual car?
Yeah, it's a manual.
It's around like close to...
I don't really like this one.
Dude, this is the craziest car that Porsche has ever driven.
This is the craziest part of the horseshoes.
What about that one? What's up with that one?
This is a GT-R. It's a great car.
Yeah.
So...
Tell me what car I told you you wanted.
I want the 918 Spyderon.
And I want it this way.
Let's drive it now.
Yeah, we can't do all that.
What do you mean, sir?
We don't got that one.
We don't got that one, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe for Ron we do.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I'm a buyer here.
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
No, we have...
We have all of them.
We can't we can't test travel
Okay, so realistically speaking
How we how much do that? Okay?
This is really good parts of you if you understand I'm here to buy no, I got you
This is gts this was like 1200 miles on it. Actually really it actually makes car. I like it
It's possible to keep you silver on black race tax
Maybe all guitar sports turn on what's the price on this thing? This is like like the two is like one ninety nine
Yeah, not bad at all.
Okay, so this is my option.
Yeah, this one.
The one I sat in.
Yeah, this one and the one I sat in.
But what would you, what would you...
The TCS or the, that one was a Turbo S, right?
Turbo S. I mean, definitely.
This car is a better, like, baby, I would say.
But the Turbo S is just like, you have, you have...
Like, you just want to fucking have a different car.
Bro, if you want to look cool on the road, don't get this.
Yeah, you got a Turbo S.
What's something I can like, oh, get a one-in-a-tent video on YouTube type of thing?
Turbo S wouldn't do bad.
GTG would do the best.
Nothing like you, I mean...
I had to block our apps and it's like...
Should we check that out?
No, my fault.
You have a GTG RS?
Yeah, I'll show you.
How much commission do you be getting?
I don't know.
That took me seven years grinding.
You got one...
No, it technically belongs.
I'm the youngest Porsche associate in North America.
How old are you?
What the fuck the fuck you be doing on a side wait is it a 992 or like the old man I know you don't want
You're doing your thing big bro, I'm trying
You know kimchi in there
Oh look at this I ain't a lie he owns you bro
Yeah.
Look at the car.
I don't want to meet his camera.
Oh, yeah.
You don't get a fuck.
Come on, show that shit.
Sir, he does.
I don't lie.
He owns you, bro.
That's fine.
He's not going to owe me for much longer.
Nah, bro.
He got you.
If you want to buy it, though.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
My neighbor gave you yours, purple montae,
with the carbon fiber hood 2024.
Yeah.
My shit's not even Weisler.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Is that a nice joke?
I don't get it.
Isaac, now I understand.
I don't get that one.
All right, can we test drive the turbo us?
Yeah, we can, I need your license though.
Sure.
So, can you hold me for a minute?
Oh yes sir, so Howard wouldn't want to sell this, huh?
So there's no way Howard would sell this.
We're talking cash in full.
Maybe Howard Contites, thank you a little bit.
Howard know that stable Ronaldo, Jason
and Griffin would like to buy this car.
Griffin, you know, employee, manufacturer himself,
maybe in his own world.
Work with everybody.
Work with Justin Bieber, work with Sable Ronaldo.
He's in the lead.
Kind of looks like Griffin's like.
I'm getting a message right now that he's saying 400.
What?
Uh, give her a price.
Oh my god, give her a fucking price.
Dude, did she get your RS20? Did he mug my shit?
Yeah, I got one in here.
Yo, Griff, he said 600k.
Yeah, Griff, I don't know if you're watching, they're saying 600.
Do you guys want...
Would you guys be buying, like, today?
Or what's the time I'm looking for?
I do really want to buy if I really like it.
I'll walk out.
Would you be financing it?
Well, we'll think about it.
manager. You're a financial advisor? Yeah, but he really does want one. I do actually want one. But how much would you be comfortable investing?
I mean around like, let me talk to my manager, actually. It really depends right now we have to see our leasing options and financing options because he's
obviously younger and I don't know what he owns. So I don't know what he'll get accepted for either. Especially with Porsche Financial.
We also might want to go through our leasing options, you know, there's a lot of companies out there that might get spare options.
We've got to talk to a bunch of people.
We've got to weigh out our options.
This is like a jury session.
Oh, you just lost your sales, sir.
He thinks it's his own show.
Thank you, sir.
I mean are you buying
I mean are you buying
Are you buying the lease?
Well I mean we might
We gotta see, we gotta see the client
The client I guess is 60 months, 72 months
And then maybe 48
Lease
That's way not for lease
No I do the maximum
And then I just buy it out 4 months in
They're already slashed with the option to buy
Yeah, they're all leased with the option to buy
I knew that
All right, we'll just wait here
Thanks for the raid bro, of course man, of course Camden
You fucking Camden man. You fucking Camden. Thank you for the rate. Sorry. I didn't see it
I wanted to see you shoot, but for now
Listen bro, you don't listen to him
I'm gonna give you a fucking joke about jerking off.
Yo, what's he on, bro?
You're leasing the car.
First of all, leasing doesn't matter when you have the intent to buy it.
He's right.
You can write it off.
Hey, I would love a water.
I would love a water.
It takes you in my head.
Just a parkour.
Parkour.
I hate this.
I wish I...
Where's the trash can, man?
I gotta throw this away.
Oh.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I wish I...
Where's the trash can, man?
I gotta throw this away.
Oh.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
So what's so special about the Derrick, bro?
It's the car. Don't get it mistaken.
And there's 2,500 of them, and they are off-roading 911s.
Very nice. Porsche made these, and they're very exclusive.
It's a lot of owners, okay?
It's a beautiful car.
As you can see, it's off-roading. It has extra headlights.
It has the fender benders.
And as you can see, carbon fiber.
I believe your turbo ester started.
because I hear the turbo I look like they're supposed to drive it out
it's kind of crazy
how are they supposed to drive it out?
they got a car over there
there's a car over there?
yeah I'm gonna go get it
oh my god there he goes
you know bullshit the turbo engine's a big one
I don't know if that's a problem
remember when I made that?
I ain't lying
Oh yeah, no. I mean, they know there's back seats.
Yeah, there's back seats and a couple of laps.
So we, uh, tell them, tell them when we get in there.
We'll be like, okay, go this way.
Okay, go this way, bro.
I'm saying it's gonna take forever.
It's gonna take forever.
Oh, fucks guys.
You're gonna drive it.
Bro, will we go down there?
You say you want a Chromaflair Urban Bamboo?
Call it. I want a Chromaflair Urban Bamboo color.
blue color. Sir, I want a chroma flare urban band blue. Thank you sir. This is sparkling?
Yeah. Cool. Thank you so much sir.
Sir, of course you can.
Do we get a discount? We get a discount? No, let's not get a discount. Let's talk employee
discount. Let's talk, let's talk to the judge.
I don't do that. We don't do that.
You might.
Hey Jason, don't sign any of the images. You don't want to sign. You let me know what you're signing.
Of course.
Hey there, if you didn't want a picture of me though, you too.
Um, sure.
Ha ha ha.
Yo guys, do it.
I got a picture of you.
How about it?
The car should be ready now.
Now, obviously if I need someone to drive with us, I would assume.
But there is backseat, so can I go in the backseat?
You can go in the backseat if you fit.
I'm a short guy.
If you have a big, are you calling it a backseat?
That's a good thing I've got an ISAC in my car.
They don't want ISAC stuff.
My ISAC stuff is not a backseat.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Where should we head?
Thank you by the way for such hospitality, yes.
What is?
We went to Lexis and they weren't messing with us.
What are you guys doing at Lexis?
You're telling me, bud.
I don't know. Yeah. Great question.
Those guys offered us some bullshit.
Alright, now...
Now, Lays, you're gonna have...
Lays, the back seat is very tight.
Should I just...
You could camera...
You might have to camera, man.
How tall are you?
I'm 6'2".
I should go on that side.
Yeah, probably.
Man, holding this for me.
No one can get mad at my angles, by the way.
I think it's not really good angles here.
I'm just kidding, bro.
What about you?
What you think, bro?
I'm just kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I would buy up a Turbo S.
Did you have one?
No.
I had a GT3.
A normal one.
Normal.
Never knew camera man.
Normal one?
I had a 992.
Yeah.
Oh my fucking god!
Hold on, Chad.
Let me feel at the ceiling.
Hold on, Chad.
Hang on, I don't have to push you.
Ron, I swear to start getting behind zealots one time, doing some peptide shit with Marlin.
What the fuck is that?
Hold on, Chad.
Sorry for the angles. Give me a second.
This is so fucking tight.
Now to the left, you're going to turn that knob.
Yo, just to put it right here.
Left knob turn
Let's crank this AC bad boy on first. All right, Jason so bad news is see those point are gonna work back here for me
Just make sure you're safe. Yeah
You have a lift on the front, so I'm gonna just throw that onto you right now
Oh, you're gonna have to teach him how to get out. Yeah, and then this is my control like your driving dynamics
So normal sport sport plus individual and then you have all the way of wet mode
We only do sport plus over here. Yeah, let's do sport plus that shall we okay
Jason this one also comes with Burma extra sound
Jason shall we when you get out so when you when you put into drive you just click that all the way back
Press the gas a little bit
All right, left or right?
You're going left.
That's right.
Jason, let's come up to where you cast.
Yeah.
Just be like, that's serious.
Yeah, like, back to where you cast.
Be a little careful.
I won't lose traction that far.
I won't, but like, you just don't want to be a dumbass.
You're going left.
Oh my gosh.
I just thought of you.
After that, so.
All right, you're going to start full left, Jason.
Full left?
Yeah, you're going to angle over the A-out.
So go as far as you can to the left side?
Yep.
Actually, it's not bad.
It's honestly not bad, but it's, you have to still be kind of.
Listen for the scrapes, y'all.
If you hear it, you buy it.
Now pull right.
All right, I'm listening to your comms right here, so.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're good.
You're good.
You gotta go.
Oh, that's really nice.
There you go.
That's beautiful.
So whenever you fucking drive, when you're the wheel is
turned, you don't gas it.
I'm new to driving.
All right.
Not bad at all, sir.
Right here.
It feels great. It feels great. It feels amazing.
I'll be honest with you. Seats, you know, comfortable.
Not as comfortable as my Maybach, but of course it's a Maybach.
Yeah. Yeah.
But that would be a cool car. Very epic car.
No, it's a carbon brake.
Remember your fucking brake? What do you think I'm up to?
It has carbon ceramics and the brakes are straight.
The brakes are straight.
What does that mean?
Please, don't break this.
So basically the brake rotors are made out of carbon composite.
So what that means is that the sheet dissipates way
better compared to like normal steel roaders
Honestly, like first thing I would do if you do end up buying the car is just get a fucking exhaust
I'm not gonna lie. This car feels good. It's a great car. Like for a daily
It's probably the best car that you can buy. Oh fix the fucking ISO bro
This is actually very nice. This car is way faster than mine. This one also has the
Peace!
To feel it in my...
To feel it in your bones?
Yeah.
There you go.
Sometimes I sweat.
Ah.
Do we have it in?
Yeah.
And then this thing, if you press this, it will give you 20 more hours per 20 seconds of rest right now.
Just want it like you want to like...
Can I press it?
Yeah, you can press it now.
This is where it responds.
You know what I mean?
Is it working now?
You have to like, step on it a little more to step on it.
Fuck, the ball is sick!
I'm getting a little scared, sir!
Oh my gosh.
Wow
Sir tell him about the dynamic that the way tell him how I you know well the wind gives you a little bit of downpour
But it's not a GP3 or anything. So it's not gonna do too much for you, but it's definitely use about
But then you have the dry carbon here dry carbon here
It's done a lot of carbon fiber area sports tono package over here
And then obviously Burma is there some roads and it's a loaded car. This is the original window
I think it was like to close to 260 so it's a really really this is this is this is making it feel good
And this one's CPO too, so you get two extra years of warranty
How many miles on this one 31 now we're 31,000 price surely
It's draw it's dropped already. It's that market for sure. I mean I like you're following the market
I'm gonna take your phone right here.
I'm gonna take it right here.
Next, right here.
You can smoke this weed, man.
I'm just gonna go ahead and smoke it.
I'm gonna take your phone right here.
I'm gonna take your phone right here.
What the fuck are you doing here, bitch?
Shut up, bitch.
I'm gonna take your phone right here.
I feel good.
Yeah, it's not. It gives you balls.
Oh, in the case of this car, it's way faster than my car.
It's by the fastest car we have in the house.
Definitely.
For sure.
Definitely.
I mean, it's fast.
You're supposed to tune it.
Bro, if you tune it, it's too fast.
Yeah, it's like a case car.
It's just like, bro, it's like, it's like,
realistically, you can only go so fast on the roads.
It's like, oh, my goodness, here.
I think honestly, bro, like, if you really, like,
want to get something that's comfortable, dog,
that also can put anything on the plug.
Sv's like basically anything on the road
You don't have to do it like
Bro gaps it even though it feels good. That's anything though honestly
So if I wanted to like I can press this
Yes, people it's like Mario Kart boost
Why is there speed boost on it on a car?
Yeah, it is a big one.
And then, this is like kind of like a residential, so maybe throw it into comfort and just see how it drives like on the stage.
Touch it.
So how do I do that?
So now you're chilling.
Now you're chilling.
This is just like every day when you're leaving the crib.
Chilling, going to the gym, catching a bob.
Catching a bob.
This one also has the All-Kantara Roof Liner, which is super, super nice.
Oh, that's like sweet.
Yeah, exactly.
And then I would recommend like obviously since you do drive this car, I would get like a radar which you can like
PS5 for the car no PS5, I mean
I put it back to sport bless
It has the craziest pops of all time, it sounds good to me, you're gonna hear the turbo's
It's not stupid.
How is it?
I don't even realize you can open the roof.
Yeah, you can. So it has the sunroof.
Oh, the sunroof.
The sunroof.
And it's tinted as well already from factory,
so you're not going to get like a sunroof or nothing.
Cool.
Yeah, this is definitely the most eventful...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it says here you put on like 15 miles.
Yeah.
I appreciate your service.
That should lower the price a little bit, though.
Four miles, huh?
Not too much, though.
I mean, all really depends, like,
do you have a price where you want to be monthier?
Does it all really matter to you as much?
Uh, you have to talk to my manager right here.
I mean, Ron, think of the ROI that this market gives you.
What's that, 30k miles? I mean...
I mean, bro, but the thing is, 30k miles?
We also know that this market is a bit of a bubble.
I mean a little bit, but bro, you can't see like normal 9.11 Carreras, yeah, but right
now for turbos and GT3s and sunroof cars, next year they're cutting production down
by 15%.
Yeah, so like, realistically.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Realistically
Fuck out the road fuck our old Lexus. This one's really not the bf2 so you won't have to eat the after
We're eating so far cost. It's like 10 pages getting to be up
So at least you want to usually get those discounts a little shots
No, not that much if you ever get a cost, which that's the cause
Wow.
I'm like, yo, Ron bro, this feels really good.
I mean, I told you, that's what I told you before.
The turn of the west is funny.
I would buy a turn of the west.
The only reason I didn't is because you get something wrong.
What are you thinking of getting, yeah?
Maybe I already got something wrong.
You can't tell the chart?
I don't tell it anyway.
You'll get it.
Ron, Ron, Ron.
Ron, let me know I got the connects, bro.
Maybe it's already purchased.
It's in delivery?
Nah, you're gonna miss it.
But no troll, like...
How do you like the car?
I don't see where we're not, like, it feels good, it's fun.
Easy to use.
I told you Turro-S is like a good car for you.
It's fucking ridiculously fast,
but it's like comfortable as shit.
I look good in this shirt?
Is there a front for my shirt?
There's a front, yeah.
Oh, and it's got a front on the side.
And there's like a little bit of space behind your head, Ron, but like not too much.
Axe needs to check.
I mean, it's tight as shit.
If you get into an accident, that way you're gonna explode.
They're gonna make it right at this point, yeah.
And then when you turn, you can give it some gas at this zone.
No, it's gonna fall right back.
No, no, but you gotta fully turn.
Yeah, but fully, I mean, make sure the car is going straight.
I just wanted to clear road.
You said just go on course this one.
Full gas?
I mean, yeah, I'm sure if I'm doing it on course.
What?
I don't know.
Chad, I got to hold it like this.
Just make sure the wheels fully turn there.
There you go.
Oh, this is hard, bro.
It's hard, bro.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
That's real stuff.
Yeah!
Fuck yeah, but...
Fuck out of the road!
My God.
Uh, sure.
Oh!
Where'd I get this thing?
Right at this light?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Here you go. I'll tell you where to go.
Just chill out.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Here you go, that comfort place.
There you go.
And then, not the next driveway, the next driveway.
And then what you're gonna do when you get the car, you just throw that thing right?
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, shit.
There you go, you got some good angle.
Nice angle Jay.
Thank you bud, let's go shave.
Go shave.
All righty, perfect.
All right, wow.
That felt beautiful.
That felt amazing.
That felt beautiful.
That was amazing.
And then when you want to take it down, you just press this, so when it's illuminated
that means that it's on.
When it's on, it's illuminated.
Once you go past 35 miles per hour, it automatically goes down.
Yeah, that's it.
And then you can just park next to this junction blue and I had it.
I just got like off like off camera instead?
Yeah dude, so like it doesn't help you bro.
Throw it in the river?
Definitely.
Parking one of the one of my worst traits is definitely parking.
Don't pay anything here dude.
I don't pay anything.
I'm definitely going to have to...
Jason?
You're not going to have to redo the parking and you're going to have to go straight again.
You don't get to park it for you?
No.
It's all right.
Looks great.
Got a little bit of room.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
That's it.
I'm doing it.
Make sure you're in first though.
Nice.
Don't trip the room.
Sure.
Do I look like I'll grab the rim?
Well, let's say you're going to hit the other car.
No, that's almost.
Yeah, nice, please.
How are you doing?
I'm not making it easier, brother.
The rims?
Yeah.
That's only in the GD3s.
Heard you?
I'm just testing your knowledge.
Oh man!
Make sure it's in B.
And then pull that up.
Pull this up.
There you go.
There you go.
Windows up.
Windows up.
Wow.
That was epic.
That was pretty epic, man.
That was pretty epic.
Turn it off.
You just push that.
There you go.
The seats are actually crushing.
Casey, you mind pulling this little handle?
All right.
Thank you.
Please!
Oh, that was nice.
You liked it?
Yeah, I liked that a lot.
It's a really great car, bro.
Let's check it out, man.
Oh, we talked to my...
I'm gonna talk to my...
What's your finance?
Let's go inside, man.
Thank you.
I should do like this. It's a great value for my car.
Let me make a quick call for your behalf. That should feel really good.
Hey, hey Griff, it's me Ron. Okay, so there it's got 30,000 miles as a turnball run mileage.
Oh, I like when they tug on me, bro. It feels good. All right, watch this.
Why this? Shit's on that set, that's like a way better.
Grip, Grip, Grip. Say a high number, say a high number so I can give him a little info.
What number are you thinking of, Grip, for yours?
Umm...
Give me 300k.
300k?
How much is that one?
It's like, mid-twos.
Mid-twos?
But you give us it for like, what, Grip? Like, 240 probably? So you probably have to go under.
C'mon, Grip, you know I'm looking for a karma.
Um, come on.
300.
So how much is that one for real?
Oh, come on, bro, come on.
I'm gonna see what they say on the phone.
W20.
Are you a brother?
Okay.
Come here, bro.
Hey, bro. Let's get it.
What are you doing for you?
He's actually trying to buy some of the car.
What car do you want?
All right, of course.
This is not special.
What's it, bro?
This is because it's a kid.
The honestly, 30K miles.
I don't care what the market says.
There's got to be a little bit of discount.
God, we broke 30K, bro.
But I'll be honest.
These cars do hold value.
This one's beautiful.
This paint's a stamp.
That guy's got a stamp.
But it is the color.
Perfect.
Wait, wait.
So if I bought that, I don't want it to sell it.
It depends how many miles you put on it.
And knowing you, you'll probably
get a savage title because you'll probably
crash it three times.
Savage, bro.
Savage.
Savage.
Savage.
Savage.
No, I'm not going to crash that, bro.
No, it's 238.
238?
It's a really good deal.
It's a really good deal.
Is it a really good deal?
Let me make a quick corner talk.
I mean, yeah.
Let's go to it.
Hey, Greg, he's saying 238.
It's got 30k miles.
What year is it?
22, 30k miles.
They're looking for 240.
Look at your specs.
I mean, tomorrow morning is way better and I would sell it for way less than a minute.
How much?
I have 12,000 miles.
Now, I'll be honest with you, sir.
Yeah, I'm on the phone call.
But I know these cars right now.
How many people have really purchased in these cars?
With 30K miles?
We've had a few turbos this past year.
Fly out here?
To other dealers?
I'm not familiar with the modulation going on right now.
No, to clients, to customers.
Clients, customers.
We're talking car and motor.
We're talking cardio motorsports
Listen, hey, how much what how much would you sell me yours?
You sold me
Why are you looking at the 992.2 GTS right in there?
992.2 GTS sir?
We'll just check it.
Maybe we'll get his car.
It's a big difference.
Alright we'll let you know.
Alright.
I mean the thing is, if his house is an exhaust of 12km miles, the thing is, it's not CPL.
I was at CPO warranty, so 150...
We can get warranty from other people.
No, but it's not warranty. It's CPO warranty.
It's from the dealership.
It's completely okay.
It costs 10K to CPO.
10K to CPO, CPO.
Listen, I've seen some SVJs with full Juntani's.
Not taking that at all.
They roll back the miles on all these Jays.
Oh, they got confirmed by Lamborghini.
I have all the paperwork.
And they get CPO'd.
And they have warranty even with an exhaust.
Listen, there's ways. There's workarounds.
My thing is to you, 30K miles.
What are we really looking at?
What is your final sale?
I can't give you the final number.
I don't know.
Where is Mr. Mike?
Mr. Mike?
I don't know.
I'm talking to my manager.
Do you have a card?
Yeah.
Shall we look at the 9-1-2?
We're good, actually.
I'm not sure.
We're good, actually.
We're good. But I'll get the car.
Alright, I think every number, right?
Wait, you're mine. Oh, yeah, cause I gave it to you.
Yeah, take it, take it.
We're gonna check out the car.
Listen, we're not ruining any of this, cause let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, cause this is actually true.
Every dealer, in a way.
Speaking of honest, hands up.
Yeah, he's a cool dealer. Bro, they just want you to buy a car.
They don't give a fuck about you, they don't give a fuck about me.
At the end of the day.
So, my thing is, if you get a better deal, bro, it doesn't matter.
matter yeah we could check the 992.2 but I already know where you chat
fox or not maybe check it but I feel like you're gonna want to travel that's
who does actually check it up we can go look at it you want to look at it yes
Is everyone here on the RS, you know?
Oh, thank you, bro.
Yeah, we might as well look at it for here,
the nine, one, two, three, four, five, two, two, two.
Did you ask?
Yeah.
You're going to, I'm telling you,
you're going to want the perfect turbo S.
Let's do this one.
I got a car to drive a Porsche,
just to do us what I have for you.
Hey, don't wait down here.
What do you think is holding you back from the car just mileage?
Mileage is definitely a turn off for sure.
I mean how long are you going to keep the car and stay like this?
You're going to be able to get it there if you lease it.
So you can have it for two years and then...
mind fucker on a wide old car, sir.
I don't know.
Usually lease it by.
We take advantage of the tax purposes.
I don't think they spawn up.
We take advantage of the tax purposes and then we fuck over Mr.
The guy that collects the taxes. What's his name Sam? Yeah, yeah, we fucking over
That's what we do over here. There's a few different DTS's
That's the one I didn't like that was all that
Stitching you. See, Bellsman is black, and you're over his size.
What's the one up here?
It's a T-O. So there's these two, and you don't like the target, do you?
No, I'm not messing with this one, no. So you've got your chance over there?
Oh, the GGS 912.
You didn't want a convertible, did you?
This is a GGS as well.
This is a GTS convertible?
That's a GTS convertible.
That's not a convertible.
This is a GTS 9-1-1-2-3-9-9-2-0-1-1.
9-1-2-0-1-1.
Let me sit in it.
Oh, wow.
It goes off.
It goes off.
See, it wasn't that crazy.
I mean, it went up the window.
I feel like we can go back.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's cute when he smutters.
I mean brand new.
Which one's gonna give me more Instagram likes?
Put your voice.
Put your voice.
That's higher order lines.
I think these are the best order lines for you.
Best?
Best?
Best of you.
Imagine this anime bag next to each other.
I mean this too.
I like this pair with a main bag, bro.
Woo hoo hoo hoo.
Remember what's cap?
Oh my god.
I mean this one is crazy just because the interior or the exterior is insane.
I just wish they had hard tops.
I don't know why it's so heavy.
It's just really doesn't matter.
Because then you got a soft top.
But then you got a, that's why you got a target.
Target?
It's nice, but.
I mean here's the original one.
So you don't... Oh, it's got to be stupid price.
261.
261.
264.
Listen Jason, you let me know that your car...
I like this one the most.
I like that too much.
You see some numbers on it?
I'm not sure if you're so sure.
Yeah, why not? Yeah, I like numbers, bro.
I sell the numbers back in the day.
We'll never say no to an offer.
Never say no to an offer?
Why not?
What if you could beat him?
You know, Mr. James...
He's the king okay griffin griffin. He has got or uh, he'll sell it for whatever he just he just wants to get rid of it
So
He's really no no troll hey cash
Maybe you try it out Howard
He wants all seriously give him a call. He genuinely wants to get that. He'll go get it right now. You'll come here
How much is Howard going to sell?
I don't know what he's going to sell.
He says that's a part that you would never sell.
Everyone's got a number.
I mean, he doesn't need to.
She's billing dollars.
Everyone has a number.
Okay, that's a much better board.
Too much.
But I don't know if you want to sell it.
No, let him know.
Oh, I think the car we touched is gone.
All right, you guys wanna come to my office?
We need to come back.
What?
Excuse me.
Numbers.
Some camera?
Uh...
You're actually...
You should probably get rid of the numbers.
If you actually want to go,
I'll let you know.
But wait a second,
if you don't want to go,
I do want to go.
All right, well,
it's a number.
How long does it take
to really get to know the lights off?
Nothing, except for four hours.
Oh, it doesn't take you, you should just get a number.
I mean, like, 10 ads.
You can't reply to them and you can't file that stuff.
What's up to you?
I mean, I asked the card.
It does better do a lot of cameras than I can try to buy a car.
Yeah, but we need a social.
We need to get it out.
Oh, social?
Yeah, we can just do it.
We can do it.
Take your card.
Oh.
Hello, sir.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, they got chocolate? What is this?
I think that's just dark balls.
I don't remember the choice.
Thank you so much for your vision.
We'll keep the contents.
I got your car, I got your number.
That's the second one.
Thank you so much, Jeremy.
That was good.
I told you.
That is the car you're going to want.
Are you talking about taking this car?
I've got a 992.
I've got a 992.
I'm about to take this car.
I've got a 992 GT, you're after the Y-Sat.
And I got a Maybach at home.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, is that my Lamborghini Urus?
You guys are awesome.
What time is it today?
That was a successful marker.
I like pushing.
I was fun.
That was fun.
But I told you, it has comfort and it's for the fun.
But I really want to test out of the advantage.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, chat my dick,
say I'm dick-routing.
Where the Turbo S is actually a bank food buck.
It's fucking fast, it's comfortable, it looks nice,
and it'll hold value.
You got the best of all worlds,
and I'm not even a salesman.
Did that bank queef or whatever it's called?
Vantage.
Bro, when you drive that up the lot,
you're losing fucking 40 bands off the minute.
Really?
That's holding value?
Actually, that's holding value.
Over to Vantage.
Get it.
Yeah, we lowkey just got free ice cream and free water
Where's the water?
Oh, and a toy rod we got
thing is though
No, seriously, they're like I'm thing is though all jokes aside. Who has a Porsche who has a turbo s streamer
Yeah, Clutch and you you have one. No, I never had a turbo s
But places was it's gonna be the same as grips. It has the exact same exhaust and headers like where they sound fucking nuts
That's a real car, bro, that ain't no fucking
That's that's not no fucking
Missy bushu guys, so when you drive that you could really die in that shit. I'm dead serious
Oh, you can die in any car bro. Well any car that you're in the fuck
Yeah, I got it.
Actually, it was like...
That felt really good, bro.
Here, why don't we get some numbers?
How about I call Clicks to see what he's gonna sell us for?
We negotiate.
Bro, I'm gonna call Griffin and try to buy his.
See both.
Yeah, yeah, call Clicks.
What does Clicks need, bro?
He's an SF-90 Spyder.
Rich fuck.
in front of us is license plate is NDA Kobe
damn, wow, that's tough
awesome
alright, he's changed
oh it's 100 degrees outside it says
oh he's in the EU, bro
hey griff, it's me Ron
griff, I'm looking at your car
I can bring it by if you want to see it like tomorrow oh yeah but my my specs I
mean run run bad play time it's pretty nice shit it's the gray one right
You go watch Swag's video, it was Swag's.
GT Silver with Bordeaux Red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you could bring it to Mars.
I'll send you a picture of it.
Yeah, send me pictures.
It is really nice.
It has a ghost.
Yeah, Griff, get this.
Get this.
The dealer's like, oh, but you can't get it CPO'd.
Yo, we could do anything with money.
Let's talk about it.
Yo, we could just bring it in and get it.
You can bring it in and get it CPR if you want, but who the fuck cares?
Talk about it!
Wait, what year is yours, Griff?
That's 22.
22 is the same name.
Less miles, though.
Yeah, it's exhausting.
I over half the miles.
We also don't know what miles were put on that car.
It could be some... it could be some abolished miles where someone just fucking launches it every 45 seconds.
Same year, less miles.
He fucked up, he went and drove that, now every car you drive you're gonna be like,
oh this kinda sucks.
Bro tell him Griff, like I'm not even trying to be the daddy here cause I'm a tick-tock
car head nerve.
True.
But bro, he's talking about getting the vanqueef Aston Martin, like brother!
The vantage asked Griff, what do you think?
No, you're gonna be a van cuck after that.
That was actually a good one.
No, you're gonna be a van cuck after that.
He just killed it bro, like bro.
How do you do that?
Nah, the thing is, it would have been cool if you didn't ever drive a turbo S.
Oh my god. You fucked up your consumption actually.
You've been in my car with me!
I have. A long time, by the way. Can you bring it tomorrow, girl?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
No, Griff, I can't believe that guy has a fucking GT3RS 992.1.
At 20 years old as a car salesman. He has to be selling courses, right?
Um or maybe only fans
No, like actually the other fuck is that possible as a salesman back he's 20 I mean good for him bro
I don't know bro. I think you'll read I told you though. I did say like well, I think the turbo s is like
No big ride, but it's just like a perfect car. It really is and I can just wrap it whatever I want
Yeah
Is it bad to wrap up to us though? You're protecting the pain
Doesn't matter
I got people that'll do for free shit that I got
You really want it?
Yes, bro.
Bro, no.
Oh, that'd be so tough, man.
Bro, and it's like we're ever like in the streets.
Bro, we can make a portion group chat.
How many of we actually could?
Well, it wouldn't be a group chat, we just text each other.
But bro, if we're ever in the street and we're like just streaming,
you would actually beat me in a race.
Every time.
I feel like I die
What happened bro?
I'm going that fucking dirt
Pussy
Pussy?
Pussy?
You're gonna be here, we gotta beat him bro
Bro you beat me by a lot
I'm not gonna lie, I probably would have done it
I like to piss a lot
It's like a picture together with your Porsche bro
Yeah bro you gotta start
Okay I'm gonna be honest with you
Like when we...
Porsche it's like bro
When you start making money
It's pronounced Porsche
Porsche I love that
Yeah you gotta look cool in front of the whole house
Porsche
I'm gonna ma Porsche
9-11 9-11
9-11
I'm on my 911 s turbo. Yep. I'm a 911 turbo s Porsche bro. Yep
Turbo S a Maybach or a GT 63
Really don't know what was that? What was your weird? Oh, you're weird
Oh
We could get asked between we could be worse group chat and would be just me and you you fucking idiot
It's just texting
Bro imagine that picture don't hear you
Park next together
Oh, you got your make list younger stores. Oh my god. I'll put on my like sweatshorts, bro
Oh fuck man the camel hoodie. Oh my god. Yes
Oh fuck
I already see it now
I'm convinced bro
I'm gonna lie bro
There's no budget bro
There's no budget, we just do shit
Bro that mean
Bro, Lays has this fucking super
Not sure man
Maybe in like five years
I'll send them signal
Yo bro, don't say that man.
Something wrong with that bro, I've just seen it all 5 years.
We'll still be friends right?
Yeah bro, we'll be locked in.
That's Wisconsin bro.
Tell them we'll be locked in bro.
It's gonna be fire bro.
Yo bro, let me tell you something man.
You can't remember this moment.
I'll buy you that car bro.
That's a massive dump you bro.
I'll buy you that car.
Why do you not seem excited ladies?
What color do you want it?
You want it silver?
What's in here? What color are you on?
Listen bro.
What color are you on?
This is- this is-
He's gonna get it after the next time.
This is like- he's just making the disappointment even more.
Yeah, this is just like-
You're just like jerking me off and then we're about to come and you just stop.
Okay, so I'll make you come then.
Now what would you- what color are you on?
What color are you on? The interior!
What's the Tesla Model S1?
You want a Tesla Model S2?
What's in here?
That's it!
That's it!
You want a Tesla Model S?
Tesla Model S Plaid?
That's all I'll take.
Okay.
I like electric cars.
plusy yeah that's my soul you gotta get some cool shit bro what you don't buy
me you only buy me this cool are out to get yours later on no we give you yours
bros that's why it's a hard problem oh okay my bad and they're going up because
This is the new SD's of this shit, how they're going up.
So bye now.
Oh my gosh.
Hold on, I just got, I just got a picture from Gryff.
Oh my, it's got red in here.
Damn.
Some psychoshoes.
Oh my gosh.
I'm having no bey-ray.
I got bey-ray over here.
Dude, it's got red guts.
Oh, this is the outside.
It's over. Yeah. No, it's beautiful. That is beautiful
Not swear to God like wait, I buy it to us
Bro just buy it
You know it's crazy
I give you a good deal that you probably lease it off him literally
Oh by that. I want to be in the passenger for that by that
Oh my god.
Oh fuck your budget!
There is no fucking budget when you're rich.
I like to do HyperX bro.
What do you use the HyperX state form?
Oh that's state form.
Four million dollars in a second.
Oh my god bro.
Back to back HyperX state form.
We deserve this bro.
Bro you know what?
Hey bro you buy that to Russell, buy that to Jack.
Say swear.
I swear bro.
Oh my god, bro
You buy SPJ for a by the one with the roof comes off to I got you bro. Tell about the roaster. Oh, he knows bro. Wow, look at that
Like
I'm out of text grip
Bring it bring it tomorrow, bro. You know what you know what they say Jay? I'm gonna be the devil in your shoulders
Bro, it's only gonna make you work order. What are you gonna start slacking? No, you got bills to pay
Bro, that means I'm gonna be hungrier
He's right
Oh my god
Bro portion of me back. Yeah, that's just sounds right. Hey, that's respectable right? That's so respectful. That's respect
Is that more respect you than the ice that Martin? Yeah
It was like I said more than a baby. No, that guy you gotta cook. He's got a turbo S to me
Just drove by it same color on God. I swear to God
I swear to God was the same color
You're not holding up for us and we're that's for James
Yeah, not fucking James Bondo
You're going crazy
Why's burger like a teddy bear
Oh my god, bro.
Like, you know what you look like right now?
You look like when you go into the store, bro.
You check the tags.
You don't do that, bro.
I got lots of brochures.
Yeah, some brochures.
Oh, fuck me.
Think about it, bro.
You can either donate money or spend it on a turbo S.
You just say donate money?
I'm not trying to be that guy, bro.
Don't be a poor on him.
Good ass.
Poor on him.
Yeah
To think about the group chat just me and you know
Oh my god
W group chat it's by John and Drew and fucking God
I don't want to be in a shit, bro
No, the besties in the Mercedes one with fucking silky adapt. That's the roots of Lacey
Bro, where you stop being pussy and you go lambo on them
Actually I'm not lying Turbo S is way better than a Huracan in my opinion, I said what I said.
Yeah that's what he said too, the dealer, or the guy.
How's the driven?
Budget debt has went from 100 to 150 to 200 bro, should I kill myself?
How many times am I gonna say we don't got budgets over here?
Yo you're chasing the fucking weed bro, like make some more money, get more poppin' bro.
Simple as that, you only have one option.
option. When I bought that GT3 when I was playing Fortnite to 5,000 viewers you know what I said?
I said, oh can I afford this? Fuck no! I did it! I couldn't afford it. Oh god I couldn't afford it.
People could say I could. I started making more money though because I said, you know what?
I gotta beg for more subs. You gotta beg for more subs. Oh fuck bro. Fuck. Bro yeah bro
Or just tell M&M's to get more!
Bro, bro, can we get a fond gift for our car?
Oh, general.
Me?
Little ass arms, bro.
Oh, bro.
Bro, just two 45 days on an island.
45 fucking days?
Yeah.
Bro, now I gotta start streaming.
Put out better content better content you do the better it does more money make the more happy
You'll be just putting out better content, bro. That's what I'm trying to tell you bro
You're chasing the fucking weed. What can you do?
You're the fucking golden child. What about my dad? You want a house, bro?
Bro, fuck that shit!
The fuck? I don't give a fuck! No, you already bought him a car!
Hey, man, I ain't gonna let you have to wait, bro.
Bro, you already got a house.
You deadass already got a house, bro.
Bro, that Vietnam house got a way back.
Bro, you know, bro, what's cooler?
A fucking house for your dad to be done with life and just enjoy the rest of his life, retire and just be happy,
the person who puts you in this world, or a car that fucking pops and bangs.
Like, come on, bro!
Bro, that second option sounds good.
It's talking to you. It's talking to you.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, that's what I did. I fucking...
Bro, I retired my mom and I got the money back because I said the clip didn't do good enough.
I still got the clip out?
Oh my god, yo, should I fake, should I prank on my dad and be like,
yo, I bought you a house of you, you know.
Oh, that's fine.
But then reverse, like, flip the camera and it's my new car, bro.
Oh my god.
That's the one, bro.
Tango the keys and it's, oh my god.
Now you're thinking, bro.
Damn, bro.
Fuck, bro.
If you don't want to do it now, now I'm going to think you're pussy.
Let's go check out Marlin's school.
Alright chat, we need investigators in the chat.
Doug, there's no way like...
That shit just cannot just melt off like that, right?
I forgot about that. Oh my god, it's really all.
Look at him.
He's got a gutter in his fucking car.
Look at this one.
I'll be your chair.
Sweet!
Hey!
Ah!
She was making my feet hurt.
Thanks for being a good chair.
That was cool.
That's 60.
Can we switch them on?
Or is that how it's been raised here?
Bro, so you're telling me Marlon's fucking car exploded?
Rob Ebsi, is it, did it melt?
No way it melted off, buddy.
I don't get something.
That looks like actual damage.
No, but look, I don't think it's screwed on.
All these screws are attached there.
This does not look like it melted.
This is not a real damage.
This looks like it's someone, like, this does not look like melt.
This looks like someone...
It got ripped off.
This is real carbon for sure.
Oh yeah.
If they were screwed in.
No, it didn't get ripped off cause it looked, why is it like...
It's absolutely got ripped off.
This one has screws, look at this one.
Hey, this one's attached by a spirit.
What the fuck?
This shit's not even plugged in some of this shit.
Who the fuck installed this garbage?
Oh my god.
I'm not embedded in no way.
Shit, boneless.
Boneless exhaust.
Look, see?
Okay, so look, the real ex-
like the real shit, the exhaust comes right here.
Like, I'm telling you, when you're botting,
like, I'll show you.
You gotta get this shit from Team Moon.
I'm just gonna put the picture of mine.
Hold on.
Damn.
Careful my camera.
That's a flex, bro.
You really flexed on that sweet ass.
like whoa what it's peeling like who did this just insane this this cannot be
like so look so the real one you see how my exhaust yeah it like extends look
so that's the thing so this he then has got fake Brabus kid this but look at
the difference of even like the I mean sure this is in the light but like he
did ask that to see it from team over if we break his car even more but like I
don't understand because look this part there's no fucking screws so I'm so
confused on what they put here no because look at mine this is the real
one look there when you get the exhaust this comes with it so like the
second don't look at that one but the outside one it's just it's attached
to this like I don't understand what these screws are what are they screw
here. What? But I don't know what that is. That's what I'm saying. What is this? I don't know what the
fuck this is, bro. What is this shit? It's hanging by a fucking strain. But I've never seen this
shit. Like what is this? Where are the exhausts? It's not even carbon. It's still not carbon, bro.
Right now the real one doesn't have carbon. Look at that. But what the fuck is this? So I don't know.
But it got ripped off and then since it's sitting right here, the exhaust has been
blasting right here and melted this like good good investigation but like you
could like you can tell it's been like who the fuck
this that's not a crash that's someone coming up yeah no nothing's touched and
ripping it off
Oh
There's no way they didn't have the exhaust it's always someone pulled up at 5 a.m. To rip it up. What if it was an inside job?
What if he was his manager?
This is fuck this is bullshit
Yo, are we supposed to be on a flight to Vegas right now?
Yes, cancel that caretaker she canceled
No way they dead-ass fucking blue blood is deeply max-winning
Oh my god, it was rocket getting
Oh my god, because rocket definitely knows the code so he definitely came here
Yeah, fuck Marlin and never ever asked it off. Yeah, he's like actually fucked up
Well, it's just like evil from when they did last time too
But like some random ass evil destruction today come in with a screwdriver and unscrewed. Oh, yeah
He must have yanked this one off because look he yanked it off
But how strong do you have to be?
All the screws are in it besides two so someone dead has yanked it, but if the screws are
on it, that means you got to be here fucking Superman or yank this son of a good investigation
wrong.
Y'all more you see me.
Someone yanked it off for sure.
Marlon brought the theory.
Cause look at this one.
Man I think it was rocket bro you heard me hey yeah I know you heard me
Man I think it was rocket bro what do you do to piss off the anointing no but
whoever did you hear me I think it was Robert did this dead ass yanked it I'm
Get in someone with the egg
You know what?
You have the cameras he sent me we can look at it
How else it happens the only person that would do it it would be an inside job it could have been from yesterday
There was a bunch of random people here. Oh
Have you pissed off anyone that's been at the house?
No, no, no.
Let's go inside.
Okay, don't be out of here.
Just don't be out of here.
I just don't need you.
Alright.
I guess I'm out of here.
Okay, yeah.
I'll see you tomorrow then, bro, yeah?
Hey, bro.
Y'all not coming back, did I?
No, I'm not outside.
I was in there.
Alright.
I got PL, welcome to the look at map, I opened up NMS, and they said I mobbed you.
Oh it's locked, oh it's locked, I don't know what's going on.
You know the code?
Oh god?
There's no code, there's no code.
I bet holy bed
Hey, I'll think about getting it to see Chris a little bit on bro red bottoms stop playing with me
It was like fucked up on him.
Cardio or shit, I think I'm gonna triple S.
Damn.
We got muscles.
That's what I'm supposed to think.
We're locked.
That's just a bit.
You see this the blingsy blingsy?
Yo, silky bro, you may not triple S.
You may not triple S.
You don't even know what it's about.
That's a good one.
You can work it out.
It's cool.
Rude and mob here.
Yeah.
Well, he gets the turbolet that he needs.
Rude and mob's not going to be a big party.
That's not fake anymore, Greg.
He won't mob your next turbolet.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's not real.
No one needs that.
Yeah.
He's going to come out of ranks and then...
Come on out.
Come on out.
That's not fake anymore.
That's not fake anymore.
That's not fake anymore.
That's not fake anymore.
That's not fake anymore.
Oh my god, I think it's time I told them because of no AC, you know burger passing away almost
I appreciate that bro appreciate that bruh
That's Supra it's loading it's loading
It's loading it's loading
It's loaded
Oh it's loaded
Can you ever get that by surprise?
Supra
He's a fucking war veteran, bro.
Look here, get some water, my sister.
Do we have water?
Uh, I actually need a bottle of water over here.
Wait, I guess I'm gonna get something.
You wanna get fucked by the kings?
Yeah, bro.
Um, can I maybe open like three boxes?
Okay.
Actually?
No, why would you do that, you fucking neighborhood?
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Do that fucking thing, Ron!
I gotta go get a knife, I'll be back.
I didn't hit you, bro.
Oh, hell, he's taking the TPU up.
Run!
Oh my god, it's a war. It's a war segment.
Oh my god, it's a war segment.
Fucking idiot!
Oh, fuck no, I'll fuck no.
You idiot, bro!
Bro, I'm streamin' you all over again.
All right, do that.
You hear me when I die, I'm gonna get back.
It's over.
Oh, we better have a talk with you at this,
hey, hey, take a bite of that soup, bro.
It's super hot.
Hey, it's super hot.
Oh
Hey, hey, it's super
Hey, maybe ten now
Footprints
What do you say?
What do you say?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you say, bro?
I can tell you the wrong little title, but I don't know.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
With that laser.
It's like, oh, bitch.
You pay for my fucking camera.
That's Jewish rage, bro.
Wow.
It's going to come out of your next four checks, bro.
That's a 10K.
Hey, that's a 10K camera, but that's four checks.
That's four fucking checks, bro.
Oh
That's it
I like don't I don't play about his tag. He don't play about his money especially
Oh
I
Move over here, bro. We gotta do a fake war it was funny
Two? Two.
Two fucking boxes, let's go.
I can take the boxes?
You're not getting anything.
No, I'm posting it on stable.
You can.
Wow.
I got three.
You're talking about 300 boxes?
No, I got three and three notes.
I'm grateful that people are sending me anything.
How about that, right?
Dan and Rob?
Oh, you're going to do a heater, bro. This is a good idea, man.
So you don't have to put it up.
I'm going to put it over there and make it come,
because I think your rage left all this food.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Yo, guys on YouTube today,
we're doing the biggest P.O. box opening ever.
I mean, look at all these packages.
This isn't going to be a YouTube short like some people.
Like this is the real walking deal. You know the freaking deal. You know what I'm saying?
We got made 40 times. It's probably gonna take us like two hours.
We got a lot of time to change tune right here.
Let's get straight into the boxes.
Make sure it's like explanation or field in the chat.
Or check the comment section to send P.O. to me.
Now, shall we begin?
If you're on your set, jump a high. You might be on YouTube. Let's go.
You know what, bro? Since I gave you a couple boxes,
You get to pick the first one.
You get to pick the first one.
You get to pick the first one.
You get to pick the first one.
I can pick any.
Any box you want.
Ooh, this one's his.
Francho!
Okay, so be careful.
This one's his.
Francho was like light.
Yeah, okay.
Who's it from?
Who's it from?
It's from...
It's from...
It's from St. Leonardo.
Oh!
That's right.
They put my hand for both.
Yeah.
Hey, open up.
Brian does.
Be careful, bro, get up.
I'll open it again for when I'm-
Right there, yep.
Okay, two down.
Okay, hold on.
Yep, all right, what's it gonna be?
Oh!
Oh, it's a wrap, a little wrap.
Oh, it's a game.
Oh my God, what's this?
Wait, don't show ya.
Let's see if it's a bullshit.
We have to be honest, right?
We're a group of the honest people.
This box, we'll put it over here.
Careful, Dave.
I'm gonna try that.
I'm gonna take every third of these.
Now I didn't say it to anybody.
I said it, I didn't say any paintings.
I'll hang it up if it's good.
Hey, hey, it's a painting.
It looks like a painting.
You see?
This is how it is.
Oh!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Oh, this is kind of cool.
This is kind of cool, bro.
What the fuck is this?
That's actually pretty cool.
Lip, Ku-Kok, production, core comics number three,
director Steve Winon, cameraman at the time,
nozz, scene yellow dude with hands of gate,
September 13th, 2024.
Wow!
That's awesome.
That's the ball.
I'm not gonna lie, this is cool as shit.
That's pretty cool.
This is cool as shit.
You see the step?
Pretty cool.
That's pretty cool, man.
Wow, that's a little cute one-for-one.
Who made this?
They didn't have a name on it.
They didn't put a name in it.
I mean, there was no name.
No, and they didn't.
No, no
Wait, this was actually fucking really cool
Wow
Guess what
Dude, it's like Christmas Day, you know, from Anna Hilton.
Oh, Anna, your Anna and the Chats are going to make the Holy Stable Queen, caution heavy.
35 pounds of armor.
Here, open the knife.
All right.
And then you can see it.
Careful with your fingers, bro.
Here, a Chinese elephant.
What's this?
What the fuck is this?
You put a light right there?
A fucking light.
Bruh. I got a great new button.
Wait! What is this?
What is this?
Matter of death.
Damn!
What's the matter then?
Oh my God!
Oh, that's a handle of grease!
A rope store?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
There's some more.
I was not going to say.
I was not going to.
Are you kidding me?
It's just...
Oh, stable flag!
Oh, that's actually kind of cool.
What is this one?
Tongue, tongue, tongue, scraper.
This one got mad looking in it, but it's only going to get gold rock.
I need this.
Yo!
I'm just gonna...
Yo!
Fucking math for cheating.
I gotta put stuff out of here.
This is life-saving fridge or freezer, let Boba try.
What is it, bro?
It's a piece of black grass weed!
Hey!
What does it say, Horde?
It says, please do us all a favor and clean up back there.
Dude likes.
I'm gonna have to take this bullshit to him.
He used to talk about it with a tripulation.
Yo!
Oh, that's a beautiful kid.
Hi, bro.
Well, thanks for being a harness.
What do you want to say to each of you?
Um, let me have one box.
You know what?
I want to say thank you and this is beautiful.
I love both of them.
What do you think of this list?
Okay, I mean they got me a tone scraper.
This whole box cleared my P.O. box open.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't turn it off.
Oh my gosh, she brought you a little,
No, I'm dead-ass, like.
Wait, wait, how many fatties?
Well, I just get, I just get, like,
merchant, like, bollish, though.
Is you the list of who?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, I'm Landon, sir.
Hell no, he's not wearing that shit.
And I'm about to wax his asshole.
I'll leave it to you guys to tell us.
Huh?
You heard me?
I'm about to wax his asshole,
about to see his taint.
Huh?
I could death I got to go back to work
your height is over yeah actually I forgot it has a thing not only does no
it's a hole wait really the paint coming up fuck cuz even more wait how do
How do you turn this on?
There's a- oh!
It's in case I want- oh, what the fuck was that shit?
What the fuck?
How did that- this is actually really cool.
Out of everyone, this might be the coolest stuff I've ever gotten, besides that cool costume.
And I'm going to give you those dude wipes, and guess what?
They're fucking flush of blue wipes, X-tiles, straight from my asshole.
Say the W in the chat, man.
W fucking ass, man.
I
Didn't take my shit
I got a how to not be a cucks fucking book bro. Are you fucking like what?
Remote your P.O. bro right now
Did you throw away that shirt belongs to sure
Where is it?
Yes. This is you.
I like your really good package.
Yo, they didn't buy you.
Yo!
Bro, what the fuck? That is expensive!
Teriyuki Speaker?
What the fuck, bro?
I'm getting hot enough to cut books in my video.
Yo! Thank you!
Who do you think is such a good fighter, man?
What is this?
It's a little lemon ball.
Holy shit!
Oh my lord, bro.
Hey, look, more of the balls.
Hold this.
Hold this.
Hey.
What is this?
Hey, Frank.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I don't know.
Is this a real?
Oh my god I keep turning to what I eat.
What is that?
Mexican food.
Alright Jason, you go.
Oh my god.
Sushi!
Bro, who did you get?
What do you got?
You got this.
It's your box.
Bro, can we get an L Jason?
Bro, it's your box.
Bro, I got it for you though.
L Jason, what do you need?
I'm just an opener. They got to hear you, bro. They want to see you in here. This is state-of-the-art, not a case for you to go.
You're not going to let the people see you.
No, no, bro. They bought it for you to go at all, bro.
This is why we don't say this to you if you don't go.
Oh, really? Fuck you.
I don't know, bro.
They bought it for you, so they want you to wear it.
No, Jason. Everybody's wrong, bro.
You're getting them, L. Jason, bro. You're getting them.
They don't want me to wear it. They want you to wear it.
This is your P.O.
I'm so cute. Fuck you.
Bro, we want to see you do it.
the same thing you did, huh?
Come on, bro.
They said, come on.
How do you do it?
How much work?
Please don't kill, bro.
That makes my brain like...
It's the penis pump?
It releases something down in the brain.
Hey, what is this? The penis pump?
What is this pump for?
No, bro, I need that. I'm not.
Is it actually a penis pump?
I'm actually been needing this.
It's an air pump.
Oh, it's a portable air pump?
For what?
Just in case your tire goes flat maybe?
Oh, yes.
No, I just got new tires.
I'm gonna put this here.
Oh my God, bro. I'm gonna put it in my wheel.
Alright, back.
Bro you got so much free shit expensive that was like but that's like hundreds of
dollars so much I know you got bro it's here but you can show me again
This is what the fuck I got, bro.
Comfortably numb, fighting peace in the couch here.
Bro, Ann is not even...
Bro, it's just a fucking notebook.
What do you want the book to say?
I don't want the book to say anything, bro.
And then I got three letters saying, can I join CORE?
Oh, digger thing.
No, I'm grateful, but bro...
You don't sound grateful.
you don't look great bro your shit was full with this much shit how is his
shit not full how is he not full bro you gotta get on a message bro tell
Tell Luda to figure it out.
Bro, I ain't lying, bro, I'm gonna get a little ass.
What you gonna get a little ass for?
There's no P.O. in my chair.
What?
I got a blower that's still a baby.
I'm gonna get a little ass.
Where you going? You ever?
I'm gonna run your jeans.
I'm just running so much.
Alright, call Luda.
I'm gonna run your jeans.
I'm gonna run your jeans.
I'm just running so much.
Alright, call the women's cream in here.
You look like a fucking douchebag from Calabasas already.
Bro, that's such a nice car.
I better fucking pick up the mat now.
Oh really, Lou?
Oh really, Lou?
Really, Lou?
That's how you want to be, Lou?
That's it, bro.
That's it.
Hey, that's how you want to be Lou. No way
Look a little squishy
You're both feeling well brother getting bigger
I
Mean I'm on a book like actually I'm so I got a little chubby girl. It's fun
I'm gonna cut
You like I just woke up from my neck
So you know that now if it's good
Boys just call statement. Okay. Now. Now. I got a drama for now. I gotta draw my phone. I'm down. Yeah, you get some drama
Yeah, no ass wet, but that's actually amazing. No, it is
That's good methods
Bro
You got a white girl ass bro like you've got nothing down there. It's actually weird. It's actually sad bro
You said white girl ass.
You do.
I don't know, I sure don't know.
What's wrong with that man again?
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm going to beat her.
I'm going to beat her because it's hot, man.
I need a drama form.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
What?
You let it.
You let it.
You let it.
Just say he looks squishy today.
No, I don't.
You let it.
You let it.
You let it.
You let it.
You let it.
What?
You let it.
You let it.
You let it.
You let it.
bro look at squishy he's a cute thing why is this boat I like things that are
squishy this shit feels like a lot tighter today
she look loose as hell yeah
if you get the destiny
One, two, and I can hear it.
My phone, I let it get the best of me, it made it in the long.
Come and show me how to go.
Security on my favorite flower.
There was someone out here to show me.
That's how the family of theirs did it.
Did I kiss you again?
I kissed you too.
How do you kiss me again?
Bro, that's for sure.
I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna take a day like I knew
But I don't want you to be in trouble
That's it, bro. I'm starting to work at the OCS house.
What do you mean? Starting to work here?
No, no, bro.
The ladies pour water all over you. Bro, let's start that war.
I put water back on him, bro. Where you been?
Supergot pushed back five years after doing that. We did that shit. Okay, sir. We're both SSS. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna make it
Try to think some rap. Yeah
Raps not gonna make shit shake though. I'm about to make you say we're right, bro. Oh
You show me okay, but you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Well, you're right. You're right, boy
Are you right? Are you in the you in the forbidden corner, bro?
bro all right good good morning great movements wait oh that's good angles
bro
I'll pick up right hey there bro what you doing man
most of it off hey let me tell you something bro I don't like the way you
be talking to YBG bro I'll fight you about your bird I know you worry about
other problems there's probably this way bigger problems happening at your crib
bro you need to take charge as the leader bro that's what you need to do
You need to take charge as a leader
Because why streams get it cut why am I hearing that bro?
Why are streams getting cut?
Now you doing that now what one more time bro, bro
Take charge man be the group leader that you are
Why are you changing the subject?
We don't care, I'm just asking!
Don't bro, because like, don't we're so quick to fix Marlin's diffuser, girl?
No, no, I'm talking to you as though, will ya?
The fuser? What the fuck are you talking about, man?
What's going on? Where'd you...
You want me to say the quiet part all out or no? You're gonna keep trying to hide around the bush.
You're just gonna put it all out?
I can say the quiet part all out?
I can say the quiet part all out?
You can do it!
Alright, bet, bro. Why the fuck you bet yelling at Semi talking about...
Don't talk to Ari like this, bro.
And why the fuck Ari coming to your crib talking about 130 cameras shut?
You can't stream no more.
First call, fuck already, fuck everything, fuck already.
Oh, what about, what about, what about your vet, bro?
What about your vet?
Yo, I'm talking to somebody right now, right?
I said fuck already.
You did?
You did?
You did?
Then why she telling, why she looking at semi,
like a fucking peon, bro?
Saying, yo, stop talking to the already.
What's the help to?
Because I'm gonna do this.
So then take control, bro.
That's so rude, bruh!
You tell me, white A!
You tell me!
Clearly, clearly shit, yo!
Clearly, y'all don't got control over your own house!
What?
Fuck the new angle, bro!
Why she do that bro? Hey listen, I don't why you takes me to chill on her thing
And I'm not gonna chill on her by the way
You want to beat my ass for me to chill on her
I bet, I'ma start a FriO girl harder, bet.
Every day I'm a FriO girl, bro, how about that?
Hey, where you at right now, bro?
Where you at?
You in Canada?
I bet, bro.
Hey, if no one's taking control,
why is he gonna take control, bro?
And we go head over there right fucking now.
And we trashing your fucking room, buddy.
Fuck it, yeah, fuck it.
Unless you step in and you got to be the group leader that you are and be like, uh, yeah, that bad. I don't know who the fuck
Why are you talking to something like this? This is disrespectful. All right
Yeah, you did
Appreciate it. He do be he do be taking the book the guy side he do be doing
But he was but he texted me chill on her, but like she don't understand your humor
I'm like, yeah, fuck about another that shit. That's what I said. That's what I said to him
I need updates Sam Goddard's new updates, you know
What they just say a check send me updates to it. Let's go. That's the same you update. Hey, yo, wrap. I'm gonna call you right back
check semi-tweet oh man I'm gonna put my war shoes on bro what's that
war she I got some more worse news on bro
since you're worse use bro I'm up here oh that was your worst use bro
where's really not gonna be a war bro well we better fight about about
Bro, we about to find about something bro, I'm out of contract.
We about to find something to fight about.
We don't fight somebody.
We don't fight somebody bro.
Yeah, let's find something to fight about.
No, I'm trying to find a friend bro, let's start inviting people.
Invite everybody over to the OCS crowd.
I mean bro, we might as well bro.
Everybody been coming over.
Fucking late night bro, 3 AM?
Yeah, hey, cut the streams off, cut the streams off.
Bro, I came out of my room at 3 AM.
She's still there.
3 AM?
3 in the morning.
She passed left over bro.
Nah, ain't a lot, fuck with that.
f**k off man
so, who's the leader of that house, right?
who is he?
I don't know, this is just half of what he said
yo
I've seen it chat bro
it's not true
Link link link link link link
Semi updates? Am I trippin?
YOOOOOO!
I'm seeing leaked messages bro!
Is semi-thieming semi-updates bro?
Yeah, basically, Yvette offered Ari to stay in her house. Me, Trey, and Yvette place.
What?
Did she stop you putting her up in it?
Oh, the fuck little bad.
What?
Wait, who's Trey?
Trey is, uh, Ariki's assistant, and so I'm pretty sure Santi and Ariki are paying to have their camera man chillin' that crib.
Uh-huh.
And now Auri, Yvette's off for an Auri stay-at-home?
Oh, but Yvette gave her rent pay for it.
Yeah!
But she, and she's like-
You better just shut up!
Oh, she's just shut up!
She's just shut up!
She's like, I ain't lying, I ain't lying.
The doctor's in there too, I don't care.
All right, all right, you're good.
You can pull up on me.
I should pay for it.
I ain't go out.
We got so many new landlords.
It's crazy.
Y'all.
How we got so many new landlords?
I ain't go out now.
Are you not, are you not saying no, no?
How did she, how, how she did Jada?
And when he got hurt he told me how he felt so I already don't really fuck with her like that
That's why I said she blackbought from his house or all houses
You've ever start like starting to cry behind camera when they wanted to know what I meant
So I did it say it but then after string your vet and I talked and she apologized to speed me like that
You know I told her I appreciate the quality but she does that again. I won't bite my tongue
Oh shit, and also I already spent the night at her house. I told you red. Oh
No, she went back to the cameraman house with them
She was waiting because
They were having a talk in you these room. It was saunty nice, and I saw you there
I said, what the fuck is this picture bro?
Well, I'm not like he got caught in that big she looking right at him. She got caught right in that pig
But she banished now he was there too, damn, bro. They must have left together
She's banished now she banished from the camera man house. They she bans more says and all says associates
I don't already bear around it. I don't already bear around it.
So what is...
I'm basically a vet offered already to stay in the house.
Yeah, looks like it's...
Alright, bro.
So what was the plan if a vet hadn't offered?
Was breeding out all these things?
Wait, oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Wait, we just felt a catch.
Oh my god, bro.
I don't like we got to call son to do call son to you. We need to call set me
Everybody's opinions. I need to hear something because I was telling me. I'm a neutral party. I'm a neutral party
I can't be neutral guys. I said you not be I said we shoot at your two partners
You wouldn't do against us because I put because that's your camera woman
Right, that's your camera woman. Just cuz you knew so well. You can let her walk over your friends
Oh, she just got into that new camera man
I'm a liar
It's called bro
Yeah, yo this is y'all mad check
We're shit from semi updates. What's going on? Some of this go crazy
Some guys said that way. Oh, this is what I described. I like a lot
You gotta watch it focus. It's different in person different. Yeah, you hold it your house your time
Now I was just kidding.
That's okay, thanks for helping me.
Alright, can you stop this?
I'm a man and I'm a man. Any word?
Yeah, I'm a man and attentional word.
Okay.
Oh! No, no!
Simmy, shut the fuck up.
That was a van.
Simmy, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
No, Simmy, shut your fat ass up.
Look at Ben in his eyes.
Straightest face I've ever seen.
That dirty bitch.
That's what she did, might as well send.
Oh my god.
Might as well send that shit.
Oh my god.
Might as well send that shit.
Oh god, baby.
What y'all gassing that shit, duh?
Boom.
That shit blew me.
It's defrauding my life.
Yeah, clearly you started jumping up and down, bro.
Don't fuck you.
Baby.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, what's up with bitch?
Yo, she literally ended like Sanfi said,
He called you a bitch!
My wife?
Yeah.
She's gonna have you like this, she's gonna have you like this!
That's exactly what she said!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
He's gonna fight in my seat!
Fight in my seat!
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck on that seat!
I'm gonna fuck!
Oh, bro, somebody's like, good guy.
Yo, he's getting gassed to hell.
I didn't say shit.
He's better man than everybody, bro.
That was the other justice brother, bro.
Just imagine the fucking rampage he might go under
Apologize for talking to him that way but that's when the cameras is off cuz you want to maintain her aura on stream
Yo, I know I go just knowing it's like pro we sneak in people into the camera
Oh my god bro
It's like what?
I have a concert here
Did you guys do a crime?
You didn't wait it for this, bro
Yeah yeah yeah, it's not to you
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, what's going on, bro?
Is he in a shower?
Yo, what's going on, bro?
Yo, how you doing, bro?
You're on stream, dude.
I'm still good.
Uh, bro, I'm sure you heard what was being happening.
What's happening, bro?
I know a lot, bro.
I'm hearing this is a civil war at the OSDS house.
There's a civil war?
Robby C, let me find out this is a civil war.
You know it's a civil war, bro.
Oh, bro, stop with that, yo.
You're trying to ignore it.
You know Robby C, let me find out this is a civil war,
bro.
He is, bro.
I'm gonna find out because I'm Iron Man.
He was the Iron Man.
He was the Iron Man.
He was the Iron Man.
Nah, I...
You can be Shane Chee.
You can be Shane Chee.
No, I didn't like you Captain America.
Why would you use Iron Man, bro?
You jumpin' me, bro.
You ain't get me.
You ain't get me.
Bucky Barnes and Captain America, bro.
Jumpin' me, bro.
Jumpin' me.
We jumpin'?
Yeah.
Let me for real, real life jump you then.
What?
He's old.
start a war bro you know what is war bro whoa wake up one day drowning bro you
will start to wake up one day bad you know yo yo yo bro really yo such you
think this is a joke bro yo what's going on are you on Jason I'm with my
I know my man's forever.
I was supposed to be your man's.
What? Bro, you chose the event over me, bro.
Did you know, did you know already
slipped over at the cameraman's house?
Did you know that?
The house you've been talking about.
Ooh! Send me, let me just tweet it, I see.
Send me, tweet it.
I need to live in the cameraman's house.
Looks like somebody being lied to!
Did she tell you?
No, no, no, I know.
I know it's you.
I know I know she slept there. What's the way back door did that was my question? No one back door. Nobody
She had a bad situation
She had a bad situation
She could have some already
Yes, okay. Well, how is that y'all's problem, bro? You know what she did to y'all to your man's
No, I know but also by the way, Yvette knew nothing about Ari when she found out Yvette
kicked her out.
But Yvette did not know about our group.
But Sammy said Yvette invited Ari to the camera house.
It was Yvette.
Exactly.
And then she found out and then now she no longer says it.
So how did Yvette meet Ari?
What do you mean?
So, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Am I supposed to give that meat, Aubrey?
I mean, she doesn't need, what do you mean?
Like, how do you want me to respond to that?
Let's just talk to him, talk to him.
So you say, as soon as the event found out,
she cut off art.
Yes, no longer saying that.
But she was defending her all night
at the OCS house last night.
Yeah, you, but guess what?
You went to bed before we even talked to the event.
You passed out.
I went to bed at five in the morning,
already been with still seven shorty shit out still seven a.m. to my friend
you're friends already bear you're not friends with me all right
but now I'm gonna leave you
it's so funny bro we got blood through with that bro
I swear I would be back now already dumbass bro bro how do you think jay death feels
in all of this bro hey that's not a good question what he don't control
That's a lie man.
He's that one friend that's like,
I don't know if I'm a deep down bro,
like he's sure he probably,
I mean I don't want to speak to him,
but bro, after that I was literally like,
he's like this is what already did it.
She said, she said, she did what?
What are you lying?
I'm gone.
She didn't know about any of the already bare lord.
I'm gone.
I just don't believe that though, no.
Then she backtracked.
That has to be it.
You got lied to.
Then you got on God you didn't how you know she didn't
Oh, but she's slot she's reviewer, bro
Yeah, she was sort of watching me
Like maybe too much
We've been talking about Ari for a while, bro
Now she didn't know because then why would she have when she found out why would she have teacher out them?
Is that law?
Because niggas is crashing and making ultimatums and maybe she thought that he was too much of she backtracked
Why Jason's talking to face like that makes any sense that doesn't make sense perfect sense
We are making all the data.
Is it you and the OST that brings you stand on it?
Why would she stand on it against OST, all of her employer?
Yeah, the employer ain't a person that takes it.
No, it doesn't affect me if OST is at a place that I pay for it.
What?
Because I'm saying me or OST.
No, no, no, how is that you're hurting?
You pay rent, and you pay different.
So that's something that's triggering some of the problems.
I was so worried that disrespecting you and your friends in your group in your group is not a good look there
Like how do you like I'm just saying once once you get found out she's like oh yeah, never mind
I'm pretty hot out there in my room
Well, I'm not satisfied from the situation already came in the room press me
Your vet was pressing send me in front of my eyes all over
Are you there? Are you saying she just didn't know you know I mean I feel like they still friends behind closed doors
I feel like she may be lied to misled you maybe you cover for her because you a good guy, bro
I don't know what it is what the details are but it's for
No, I mean literally I mean not that y'all
You too you too. He's not everything's a conspiracy 30
Not everything's not everything's a conspiracy
Who? See, that's a way to undermine true facts that we're putting in front of you. You're
just undermining them, quite frankly. No, because I gave you the facts, but then you're
like, ah, never mind, that doesn't make sense. I gave you the facts. That's just didn't
make sense. How would she not know? Apparently she's a five-month sub in your chat. You're
talking about she watched you for only two months. She just didn't know what we did.
She just didn't know about that. She didn't know. Because it doesn't make sense,
Why the reason she was arguing with semi is like why do you guys even hate her so much?
She said that was what we told her. She never said that when I was awake
That must have been in the two hours that I was asleep and y'all were still talking that she did
I mean told her that's when we told her. I mean, she could have backtracked and also
Fuck all that shit
That's not I'm not satisfied. What was satisfied in this instance like how I'm like y'all will not be satisfied with anything
Can you promise me that spirits are serious? Can you promise me that she's black ball?
They're already very black ball. Why do we have to black ball people? We can just not fuck with people
Oh my god.
You used to love white ball.
Oh my god. You used to be black ball.
I just meant black ball is a bad narrative.
You used to play with black balls every girl.
You used to play with black balls every girl.
Wow, like if a girl does your man's brawn, of course you're not gonna want to fuck with them.
So then that's it, it's not a black ball, we're just not friends with her.
That's exactly what a black ball is though.
The definition of a black ball, bro.
So, if you just don't focus on that's a black ball.
Like no, a black ball is going around being like,
actin' to be doing something real.
So she can chill at the crib then.
She can just chill at the crib.
No, she can't chill at our crib!
I mean, that's what that's what we said last month. This was cool for me two months ago. Yeah
Yeah, the way it's like why do you even want me like yeah, but already to the party like it should be
Yes, I was doing the little dances that J. That people already. I was like, yeah
Then I saw an art crib doing the
Wait a minute, wait a minute, that's not fucking shit.
Why are all my things, why are all my things doing that with her?
What the fuck is going with that?
When I saw it, she broke.
It's funny until she's in on it, bro.
What the fuck would I want her in on it?
Fuck her!
What? Mr. What?
Dang, dang, she's been in her crib on parties forever.
Because we thought it was funny to form it or whatever.
But now you want to be Mr. Nah, bruh.
That's not nah.
You ain't stand on it, you ain't stand on it then or now.
Or now so I guess
Who's worse out of us if you ain't staying on the dead end now, and I'm standing on it now
And she wasn't in the crib, bro. I did not see her in our crib
Author in our crib last night. That was the first time I see an hour. She's got one more
Maybe not maybe I was between
Also on-stream party and just chillin the crib off. Can she walk me over when press me?
She's like keep me out of here. That was bad of her. That's for good.
That's the word of the day, black ball.
The word of the day is unfriendly.
No, we're not unfriendly. You're unfriendly me?
The word of the day is love peace.
Nah, bro. You love peace all of a sudden.
All of a sudden you love peace, bro.
You used to black ball every day.
You're older than you are. I got him.
Wow, now he's attacking you.
They literally just insulting you.
Yeah, you're just insulting because you know you're in the wrong, Santi.
You know what you're doing, you know what you're allowing.
Game, what I did in the wrong. Game, what I did in the wrong.
Santi, Santi, I need to restart the stream. I'm not doing that, bro.
Open Twitter. How about that, bro?
Open Twitter.
If it comes down to it, Santi.
Game, if even one of us listened to Twitter, we would have been killed ourselves, bro.
No, bro.
They say?
No, bro.
I've seen the clips, I've seen all of the context, everything makes sense.
Santi, you're fucked up, bro. And I'm off to sit with my kids.
Santi, if it comes down to it, who are you choosing realistically?
You choosing me? Cause I need to know that you're...
Are you slow?
I don't know if you're slowing me.
Are you slow?
Are you choosing me or no?
Are you slow?
You don't give me an answer or what, nigga?
Get down to me, you idiot!
I'm already dead! I mean, it just don't seem like you would choose me!
It doesn't seem like you would choose me!
You're just moving like this.
I guess I already knew that.
I guess you're dead.
I bet what if you're dead and are you?
What if it's dead versus me?
Who are you choosing?
But it's not.
But it's not.
But it's not.
Now you have 48.
Now I know your character for the rest of your life.
No, he literally knows already this,
and now it's done, like he didn't know.
But let's say...
You can choose.
You can choose to believe in your conspiracy theories, but the truth is the truth.
Okay, let's go hypothetical. Let's say she knows.
Let's say she knows, and then it's already in your bed. Me. What you choosing?
Well, what? If that's clearly in the wrong, I'll just be like you're in the wrong.
You fucking idiot. Like what?
Alright, bro. Alright, yeah, I'll choose to believe you.
Because I grab a lot of history, bro.
But the way you move, bro, you move like a 48.
I'm gonna be on it bro
He ain't talking on XF
You're talking on XF
You're moving with no logic
I am a Krasnami bro
You know I'm a Krasnami bro
You got no logic
You and logical
Bro, I just need to teach you earlier today
Bro, I get high on other trauma now
Cause I don't like my own trauma
Like what bro?
You want my go over that crib?
What you gonna do bro, what you gonna do? I guess you're doing that with a
I'm sorry, I was ACL.
I'm not, I'll be with Junkie, bro.
I'm slaying Popey now.
Sassy, I wish he would pull up to this house, bro.
I always slay and poke y'all, I can't see each other.
I'm gonna say Sassy, pull up, bro.
You know the address, you know the code.
Pull up, bro.
Pull up.
I'm gonna be there in 10.
I'm gonna say 20 minutes.
25, bro.
25, bro.
That was 33, honestly.
Look, bro, I almost say it is like you can choose
But the truth is the truth, bro.
You guys didn't know and this is our first little hate form.
So hate form.
I hate that word, bro.
There's a difference between hate form and truth news.
Hate form, accountability.
Get out of jail free card.
Stop hate farming me.
Stop hate farming me.
No, no, no, bro, no, accountability.
like bro like you didn't know everything and now that you know everything you're
still choosing not to believe it so that we're unreliable narrator bro how do I
know I know everything because I just told you what you said oh and you're the
most reliable narrator I've ever met in my life not bro is this is this the
truth but Sammy tell me one thing you should kind of counteract it with a
slight fine what I'm telling you nothing to me tweet it or send me up
Oh, he didn't send me updates that that's you stay at the crib. Yeah, oh my
You just got lied to or you're trying your hardest to defend that bro
Look at these look at all my stream, bro
I can't see on the shuttle
Yeah, man, I already put the gun down. They let I'm telling you already go to seaside
There's already and this is during is this during prime already this was March, bro
This is prime Ari J that so that means she saw the prime and that means she also saw the fall off between those two
So she was watching she was watching you every day, but she just happened to miss there's a void century
When already got black ball she just missed that part. She means she missed that part, bro
What do you mean, show me proof that before you say that show me proof that she did see it, you know?
I guess she's not a, just she's a viewer, she knows, bro, she knows about Ari, she's been known about Ari.
She did?
So you backtracked, you said that she was watching you for two months, you said that Ari,
I didn't know how much she was watching you.
No, you said that she didn't even know Ari, then you said that she knew Ari, but they know about the beat for Jada, bro.
Look at the screen shot!
Look at the screen shot! Yes you did!
I didn't say that. She didn't know already.
I just said she didn't know what already did.
She was watching during the prom and I see.
The fall-off was like a month or two after this.
You tell me, she stopped watching for a month or two?
And then she picked back up.
Well, show me proof that she watched it during it.
And then I'll be like, okay.
There's proof right here that she was watching.
No, no! You're looking at proof of her knowing all of you was prison data.
with prison data, jayda was in order. show me proof that you do the full up.
i'm not alive. you can't. are you playing it bro? you can't. bro, bro, this is delusion.
bro. it's not delusion, it's the shrew. all are the two delusional people.
bro, the absence of evidence is not the evidence of accidents, bro.
whoa! what is that? oh my god, know what i mean? this is the sound of horror.
all right, we better call 70.
and figure this whole thing out I mean I mean yeah what it was
you know that I could actually like okay oh Sammy saw him chilling in the crib
maybe he saw something that you not you not bringing up bro but you were in the
room you literally know but you know I went to bed it was five in the morning
You can't get lit if you're not out of the all-stream console.
It was 5 in the morning.
It was 5 in the morning.
You cannot blame him for that.
I woke up in the morning, literally.
Bro, but you know what I mean, bro?
You can get lit, bro.
So let's keep getting lit, bro.
Why?
Keep getting lit, and you can get lit.
You can get out of me, and you can get out of me on the back.
Keep getting lit, bro.
I don't like how you do that, bro.
Bro, it's like, we want to say, I already told you the truth,
but that's not enough for me.
So, bro.
Listen, when you look at the screen side,
of moving on like reconsider anything like you're still hard-headed
she look all we were going through a bad situation she is somewhere to stay we
didn't want to tell people that she is somewhere to stay so all that is not
important information bro listen you can't even get more information why
Why is she pulling up on YBG being like Jimmy Abbey?
Yeah, that's bad of her.
She's in a bad situation, bro.
She's in a good situation, bro.
She's pulling up on YBG.
She's right where she wanna be, bro.
That's where she's in life.
How does the team where she's right where she wanna be?
What is she getting from any of this?
She don't stream no more.
She's provoking YBG when y'all are doing her a favor.
Who does that?
does that exactly exactly I already said you already said she's wrong for that
right she's completely right to feel that way yeah I'm not a lot bro it's just
from the screen shot I'm seeing bro it just seemed like event no bro and and it
seemed like the way she was defending her all night and then just when I go to
bed at five in the morning this whole thing started at one it you end your
at 1 a.m., but I actually ended up at 5 in the morning.
I went to bed at 5 in the morning,
apparently between 5 and 7, she said,
I didn't know anything about R.E.
No, I mean, I didn't go to sleep at 5.
I didn't go to sleep at all.
I don't know what it was.
Well, I fell asleep at 5, but I went,
I got in bed at like maybe 4, so my god.
Yeah, but, bro, look, I'm just hanging the screws.
She just didn't know, and then when she found out,
she was like, oh, okay.
They were like, what?
If she was true, like, I don't get it.
She's been a VIP in RSS since March.
I like don't fuck with guys got a terrorist on Twitter.
But I mean these are chat logs bro.
I mean it just, it just looked like, you know, you gotta know what this looks like.
It's just this bad, bro.
I don't really think it looks that bad.
bad I'm gonna tell her matey did look bad because I just told you the truth then
y'all are still like nah nah that don't make sense.
Sonny if I tell you yo yo the sky is blue right or if I tell you the sky is red
I'm like that's the truth that's the truth I told you the truth and you're
like no it's not as blue you're wrong I'm right I told you the truth now what
oh you're not a reliable narrator bro you don't got the answers for me you
don't got the answers. I do got the answers I give up the answers. The answers is she
She didn't know what she found out.
She moved according to him.
Boom, and just told her, like, what?
Brody.
But y'all are like, nah, you bet noob.
She lied to her employer, the guy who pays her rent.
It's not backtracking.
It's all, it's all a conspiracy.
This person owns this person.
It's all everything.
Strangely, it's not bad.
Throw me in, bro.
I'm throwing me in here.
No, it's what y'all have to say.
That you bet is backtracking your line.
What?
That's not true.
I mean, bro, it's not true.
And it's also a noob, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll talk to you later, man
Okay
I'm not satisfied
I'm satisfied
I mean, you can't really be sad you can't there's nothing out of there's no I deny deny I know
But I know it always goes no convincing. You can't talk to that's that stubbornness a stubbornest always goes
And I just feel like I'm being made a fool, bro, and I hate that feeling
like everyone's telling you you're good you're good you're good you still feel
like you a clown bro it's just like it just doesn't feel right
I'm pressing my own for you
what is this proof bro?
what is this proof?
voice memos?
voice memos of me kicking her out
what is this proof?
okay
I crashed made some ultimatum said I was about to leave OSES said choose Ari or me
But that's not really holding much weight is it bro also could be scripted lies that a voice bellowing out of video
Geez brothers just so much to deconstruct there isn't it?
Completely just under the later
What are these?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean bad chatters. Yeah, you know
We all a bro. Don't go through my shit. Don't go through my shit. Don't go through this shit, right?
Well, maybe go through this shit, but you might get cancer forever. I've had much since I was
I see your shit, bro. It's bad
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Oh man.
Yeah, bro, I was so happy, bro.
Oh my god.
I was actually so happy, bro.
I didn't, bro. We gotta hear Redify.
I ain't a lot of Redify.
I think Redify, like, maybe couldn't Redify, bro.
No.
Yo, Red, bro. You busy?
Uh, yeah, bro.
Are you over in the next O extension right now?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
Oh my god
Look I'll say this right for a bit. I'll watch it a little bit
Why do you know this last night it was me watching a rap against the world and I'm all the same
Even breath
As you guys saw the fence for this one bro, I'll be honest
You really want to hear close them and send me what really crashed over?
All right, bro. I'll see you later. All right. I'll send you something. Oh my god
So why I don't even know if I want to speak anymore. Oh, why?
because he be getting trouble because he be saying sorry shit and then they be
clipping that and he got he get in trouble or shit like that but that's
misogynism that's honestly outside circumstances. Sammy last night Sammy
wasn't moving like shit but maybe today he might have some for us. See this is
frying me bro. Like why bro? Why do we gotta look like this? Hey, 1.30 a.m. no more stream.
Hey cut the fucking strings as soon as they hit
We had a speed through the house. Oh, oh, bro
Well, why do we even have to be framed like that bro, I don't like that
Y'all in this one turn, but I'll just put it in front of you. Oh
Brothers that's a civil war brown. So so if you're a Iron Man who's right if I
Redify things around a little spider-man. I see rats on those but I see that's the whole
Raps the whole
Yes, bro
No, it's gonna fence it, you know, but everyone's been everyone's been turned bro
So you gotta pick up semi-final digest go, bro
You feel my oh
Y'all was good
First off I want to say
You were a good man, bro.
You were a good man.
What you did yesterday, you got gasped to hell.
You sat there and took it on your chin, bro.
Oh, I never felt that type of emotion before, bro.
I had three people around my face, bro.
Gas in the shit.
Well, I said, why don't you do a jump and dash in the shit?
It was gasping.
And you sat there and you held your tongue, bro.
I did, bro.
I really did my tongue like that.
Like that, like this is hard bro, it's like the hardest hell.
Hardest fighter than me, bro.
And I know why too, bro.
It's because...
You know why?
It's because, bro, that word hate farming is throwing around around that house and you're like, bro, I don't want to hate farming.
There's a difference, so you need to understand there's a difference between hate farming and holding someone accountable, bro.
That's true.
Alright.
Send me.
Did she know about art?
To my knowledge she told me she just found out recently
Why did she tell you that?
Like last like last like last night, so she found out and then our came over
Oh
Fuck I got a distinguish. This is this is two days ago
But that's not super conclusive though
I have to say it's not super conclusive so send me but send me like based on the
way she invited her over based on the way we have it what does homage me homage
of what? what's the contact that could have probably knows like maybe this
means like oh back door yeah yeah literally exactly this means that she
No, this is that she knew right what else could already bear on my dream
What could that mean?
What could that mean? They did one dance on tiktok. It could be a tiktok dance. That's the only other thing
Only other thing could be semi based on how she invited her over to y'all for it
Based on how they were interacting do you think she knew or do they she just found out last night? I
Think I think she knew of it. I don't know. She knew that it was real. That's what I said
That's all we're saying.
You think she knew about it, bro?
Because that's the truth.
So you think that she knew, but you
think that she didn't think it was real?
She just finished.
I don't think she knew like the full, like,
extremity of, like, how bad it seems like she
really did date him.
She knew, uh-oh.
Boss?
Yeah, boss.
You look like a pentatronist, but actually,
I'm a moustache.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't slide her out, the conversation went as
if you are confused with how you feel
and you don't really feel it,
if you say something before I say something
because I don't, you know, like,
that's what I think is unfair.
That's about Ari and Jada.
That's about Ari and Jada.
That's her being like, yo,
if you don't say something about how you don't like him
and you really using him,
I'm gonna say something about it.
She's right there, she's right there, she's right there.
So how does she not know?
It's a summer nah, but Sati was like no no she didn't know she didn't know she didn't know who's lying
Sati or you bet. Oh my god. Who's lying to me?
Who's lying to me?
Oh my god. Somebody lying to you.
If you met me, okay cool. Is Sati lying to you?
Oh my god. Is Sati lying to you?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
What if it's lying to me, bro?
They make me look fucking crazy.
They make me look crazy.
Crazy!
Let's see, bro.
Oh my bro, whoa.
Jada, what you mean enough?
I'm just gonna talk about this over here.
Microwave, yeah.
I'm just gonna talk about this over here.
But, do I, do I?
Is this up?
Did it happen to me?
Do I have a certain?
Well, it didn't happen to me, but like,
I still feel that shit, bro.
Jada said enough.
Jada said enough, bro.
I ain't gonna lie back.
Yo, sit back down in your chair, buddy.
Yeah
Everybody's trying to like fight for you bro. My bro every time I fight for you bro
Yeah, this is behind for yourself. Do you have a lot of fight for yourself?
Because they have always fight for you, bro. Even if you don't want me to fight for you always
Well, I'm like, oh, I meant
Yeah, I got some shit though, so I'll catch on to her. I appreciate y'all for calling me in.
Jason will be in touch, you know?
She's going like that. Catch on, bro.
I'll be back.
I'm not allowed. Now what? Now what? Now what? I got a lot to. Now what? I'll lay a fucking dickhead.
Now what?
I'll call Son's back and show this clip.
Let's go.
I mean, we'll see. I mean, bro, it's literally gonna be Ray Tray. I can almost guarantee you.
I mean, bro, I feel like...
He's gonna be like, alright, so what? That proves nothing. That's what he's gonna say. Is that it?
Yeah. Yeah. It's not...
Like, context, bro, this is crazy.
What she doing?
Absolutely.
Absolutely undisputed.
This is two days ago.
She did not find out last night.
She found out last night.
Yeah, totally.
This is actual proof, bro.
I feel like we have to consult you, bro.
Where is Yugi?
Yugi?
Bro, I was talking to Yugi last night.
He said, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
They said, I'm gonna just forget not of him, is there?
I mean, bro, if I was him, I'd be grown, bro.
I wouldn't know what to do.
Bro, I would be blown.
I'd be pretty happy.
If I was in my dad, I'd sit there with my hands on my head,
like, oh.
Yeah, nah, I would too.
I'd be like, yo, fuck, man.
I'd be like, yo, I don't know what to do, bro.
I'd be sitting like that all day, bro.
Yeah, so I'm going to be empathetic towards him,
bro, and not calling him, man.
You're a sweet guy, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, come talk to your brother.
Yeah.
Cause right now I'm blown, completely blown up.
They called me crazy, bro.
I knew I wasn't crazy.
He would always have my back, bro.
I always have my back, bro.
You know, I'm a man, you know, thank you, bro.
You know, call Archie?
What's Archie gonna do?
Archie probably doesn't give a fuck.
Archie probably would have seen his father.
Yeah.
Cause the car was in there, bro.
Damn, bro.
But he not even, well, was Archie even there, bro?
Nah, he was just getting sleep
That's it. He literally ate that.
What's up something?
What's up?
It's like he got sucked, huh?
Lying to me? Lying to me now?
Is that something?
Hey, bro, I'm trying to send me a jerky. I wonder what he is trying to do.
Oh, shit, yeah.
We need a quick, like, breather.
We need a quick, like, breather.
We need a quick, like, breather.
We need a quick, like, breather.
We need a quick, like, breather.
We need a quick breather.
Yeah, we need a quick like breather there.
Damn, we don't wash shoes.
Oh my gosh.
Who's throwing the station?
It's spicy, it's a little spicy.
Get that shit out of there, bro.
That's just a Carolina Reaper.
Come on, let's all try it.
I'll try it, I'll try it.
If we all break peace, I'll try it.
But no bullshit, I need that relief really hard.
Um...
Pepsi, you want to try a Carolina Reaper?
What did you try?
Why don't you try it?
We all gotta try it.
I'm not even.
One guy?
Yeah, one guy.
That's what you know.
I'm gonna come, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take you to the double.
You're gonna keep double, right?
I'm gonna keep double your eyes nice.
Bottoms up, boys.
All right, ready for this?
Hey, it's, uh, the Kerala Reaper.
What is it?
Low post.
Don't spit it out, you gotta eat it.
I swallowed.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Wait, it's mild.
Boys, I gotta throw that away.
Oh fuck.
Show me how we open it.
Oh!
Woo!
It's done.
It's done. It's done. It's done.
It's back. It's a little spicy. I didn't say it.
It tastes good though.
You guys want to eat with my three friends?
I didn't know you were here yesterday.
Yo, it's 60.
They got me some shit in the box
Well, you just met my check
That third one is literally fucking my full arm, bro. I'm not kidding bro
We got competition, this is real shit.
I'm in a lot, I can't compete yet.
Alright, you talk about competition, bro.
I'm not even in that competition at all, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
You hang it?
No.
Look what I got, Mark, I got a bunch of shit.
Bro, I got a bunch of stuff.
I also, I got things that I'm saving for later.
Real sex masturbator.
What the fuck?
Someone sent me a bunch of other things.
Hang a lot of it, why'd you do that?
What is this one?
Hold it up, Jake.
Sir, put a thumbs-up for this.
Who is this?
AJ.
Who is this?
It's not bad.
He scored 15 goals again.
He's a legend, he's a legend, he was fucking with it, and then y'all were like, no, no, no, no, 15 goals in one game.
He didn't want to score 18, because he was like, I'm sorry to understand what you mean by 15.
It's Adam Johnson. Oh, I gave him.
I'm going to gravitate you like this.
Great, well at least this is top pick.
Water, if you guys want to go out for a minute, this is disgusting.
Alright, um, do you want this or not?
I'll give you it up.
Oh, let me knock it that out
Oh, yeah, oh
The CO bottle is really good, bro
Can you give me a bath please?
Alright, I'll see you guys around, yep?
Yes, I'll be right back.
Is there what?
Alright, you can show me your presents.
Of course, pal.
Oh wait, I think I got one more present.
Some new ice.
Yes, sir.
Ooh, you got some new ice?
What you got, bro?
Jump.
Oh, sir.
You know I'm here for the job.
You know I have your stick.
Thank you, man.
I think we should wrap it up, but Paul and Stunty, they're showing us this group, bruh.
That's him.
Bottom three hugs I've ever seen.
My people just be hating
Rage and Senna come in so they just pull up to the crib
Hey, I'm wrapping up with a call
Yeah, I'm not at this point, bro. I'm looking interested now. I got it. I'm I'm interested
See his reaction. I want to see his reaction
That could be dammit, bro
We're having a clip. Very far right?
So that's how it is.
Taunty, bro.
Was I still in the shower?
I gotta show you something, dude.
Bro, I thought I had 1% registered on the floor.
Just, I thought I had 1%, bro.
All right, I'm gonna flip the camera, okay?
Okay.
React to this.
Your Wi-Fi's trash, I can't see it.
Just listen.
Like, you know, maybe just say something
before I say something.
Cause I don't, you know, like, like,
This is, this is Bre talking about the RE Bear situation.
What, Jacob?
Two days ago.
Okay, yeah, I understand that you're talking to one of you.
That was your vet.
That was your vet saying, I understand.
I don't get it, I'm just saying what?
So Bre was talking about, Bre was talking about,
if you don't tell JNAP, I'm going to tell you.
This is what the clip is saying. She said, if you don't tell J.F., I'm going to tell him.
Ah, and then Yvette says, okay, I understand the chat's perspective.
So obviously, context clues. They're talking about the J.F. Auri situation,
explaining how Auri did J.F. wrong. Yvette, what he says, I understand.
Um, what?
What was the situation explaining?
It was in a clip two days ago. Brie was talking about it. Brie, you, you, Yvette.
you bet. So something. Did I get 48 or did you get 48? So who's not going to go?
I don't know. I don't, I still haven't seen the clip. I don't think I'm supposed to know anything if I
haven't even seen the clip. I just gave you a play-by-play of the clip.
Bree said, Bree's explaining the RE situation. Let's just give a chat GPT
play by summary. Bree's explaining the RE situation. Yvette says I understand.
She told her the entire situation. You gotta watch the entire clip.
She told her everything that happened between Arden and Jinnah.
Any part, yes.
I'm asking.
Look, look, look.
Someone said outright, like, wow, like, that person has been here for years and I've done it.
Boom. That is literally...
Did you hear that?
This is two days ago by the way, so
This person's giving me views that's not confusion that's she's talking about already are you bear in JDab
have two days before she knew. So who's lying and who's not. Are you are you being lied to?
I would have to watch the clip. I mean, I'm just going to stand by that she's telling the truth. And I mean, this is my opinion.
And that's, you know, I mean, like she's telling the truth. The truth is not an opinion based thing either.
No, I'm saying my opinion is that she's telling the truth. You all have to believe that she's telling the truth.
There's a clip of her literally saying
Just we're feeding the re and j that situation bro. I just told you and clearly being on the side of Ari's in the wrong
Yeah
You I'm a claim what's up for you?
someone said outright it like
Wow
Yeah, that's my opinion is I don't think that's confusion. I think it's an excuse
That's her basically talking about R.E. and J.Deph.
Well, I don't know. I think she's done the trick.
I don't have all the facts or everything. I just know that it doesn't even logically make sense that if she knew why would she have her over at her crib.
Maybe she didn't care. Maybe she just didn't care.
didn't care but then why didn't then why did she kick her because of all she got the drama all the drama and all the
heat on it it's not just bro you got it no
your eyes bro and by the point by the time that she kicked or told you she didn't know
she kicked her out the crib after that bro she was just trying to cover her own back to her own story
so what what so
I'm not telling you to do anything. I'm just telling you that you should just know that either you're being lied to
Damn bro, that's 101% that's a long 1%
That's the longest 1% I ever seen
That's not 1% be strong as fuck
Damn, you got a portable taxi?
Well, 1% that's 3%
Hey, but listen, son, you don't have to do anything bro
You don't have to fight anyone bro, you just gotta, you know
Sometimes bro, it's okay to check that people were around you bro
It'd be like, yo, that wasn't cool
Like, why are you lining me, like this then, the third bro
You know what I mean? That's it
Man, I just don't see why shit happens in your life
I feel like that's what this has been going on.
Hold on.
Alright, man.
I'll let you go shower.
Okay, I bet they only thumbs up.
He's lost.
He's lost.
I honestly didn't think that this situation could get any worse.
Damn.
That's just driving the whole movie there.
That's crazy, man.
Damn bro, the crew was right there and he's just like, I believe her, I believe her.
He didn't even care at all actually.
Damn bro.
Damn, that shit hurts, I'm not gonna lie.
Damn bro.
I mean that's his employee bro, check.
If my employee was lying to me, I wouldn't instantly be like, yo you're gone bro.
Alright fuck you.
Some people might be like that, I would be like why are you lying to me?
Why are you doing this? Are you doing this because are you kicking already out of the house because
it was a PR move because you were getting heat or or I was just like I was just questioning her, bro.
People change.
People change, bro.
I'll see you in a minute.
Damn.
Damn.
Let's do it.
Shh.
Let's see what's in it.
Damn, bro.
Yo, what?
Yugi.
What, bro?
Yugi.
I realize you should have never tried, bro.
Yo, you should have never typed, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
Nah, bro.
Cause now you type it in the chat.
Now you want to get involved, bro.
You should have never typed in the chat.
Why did you do it?
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, I'm taking a shit.
Oh
Why oh, yeah, you got fries. Yeah fries
That's how you feel bro. Hey, oh, you're getting what should have thoughts on the situation, man
You know I don't really care, bro. You're kidding
Yuki, bro
What does that mean you don't what does that mean what does that mean bro what does that
What does this mean?
What does this mean, bro?
It's not Yugi.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't know.
I don't believe it, bro.
No, it is Yugi.
I don't believe it, bro. No, it is you need me.
Not you!
I saw this but this is actually really sad, I don't even wash this, this is actually sad.
Fuck.
It's over bro.
Over bro.
Oh
What I came out I see you eat downstairs avoid in his room cuz they use that shit as a hurry bear meeting room
Bro, he was a one of his own room, bro. It's your room in order, bro. That's your room, bro
Was downstairs avoid in your own
I'm gonna get hot bro. I'm ready to get hot bro. Because if I'm fighting for what I believe in, that means I'm ready.
So even if I lose, it doesn't matter. I'm fighting for what's right, bro. I'm fighting for what's right, bro.
I'm still in this shit forever.
Bro, when you go back to that OSC, you're gonna get hot.
I'm gonna get hot. I'm gonna get hot. I'm gonna get hot. I'm gonna get hot. I'm gonna get hot.
bro when you go back to that OSCF bro you genuinely might get hot bro
hot?
oh my stiff war bro
what's that stiff war?
oh boy
hey hey hey, they just hot me they're with no foul
yugi typing crying emojis bro
is that even yugi?
my stiff buddy ah ah ah ah ah
yeah I heard that
bro bro bro yugi you should have never typed bro
Bro!
You should have never said no, bro.
Now I'm mad, bro.
Now I'm mad, bro.
Uh, yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, my fucking god.
What do we do now?
Oh, my god.
This is gonna be rough.
We just got a character in that movie, bro.
They're not stopping.
Neither are we.
Neither are we.
Neither are we.
You're actually Iron Man, bro.
I'm Iron Man, bro.
You're actually Iron Man, bro.
I'm Iron Man.
Iron Man lost, but he was right.
They killed the nigga mom, and they jumped him for being mad about it, bro.
oh my god wait who's captain America I'm not gonna lie bro Captain America is probably
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
You're finished with this one.
You're finished with this one.
Holy fuck.
R.P. Champion.
Champion.
Oh my god.
I'm just saying it wrong, bro.
Noz is the Black Panther.
Noz is the Black...
Actually, Noz is the Rocky Raccoon.
Wait, what?
I
Did have this iron man's mom
I know who saw you, you're on the side of litmus bruh, you and he, I know that, I know that
We cast superhero you're pulling your punches
This is taking with the cinema
That's how it's gonna be tonight, bro.
Holy, it's Scarlet Witch's cool P, bro!
Dude, this is similar to Washington for the first time.
That's a good idea.
That'll be your fucking Spider-Man, bro.
Damn!
Oh
Who's spider-man I'm not a lot spider-man, it's like Redify. Redify with me, bro
Me
Bro
You're like war machine, bro
The war machine probably rolling out together
I'm Nick Fury, thanks. No, I'm the cameraman. I'm gonna go. Oh yeah, you are. I'm the cameraman, bro. Yeah, come in. It's all right.
Who's the ant man, bro? Is anyone ever want to be ant man?
Not fucking, bro imagine Ant-Man going to your butthole and just expanding. Yeah, I mean, I've been thinking about it every time
I'm gonna kill Thanos, if Thanos asks us to show him.
True.
I'm already fucking up.
Starts out getting anything else?
You're wrong.
You see me right?
You've got to move before I die, please.
YAAAAA
No!
You got a heart, kid. Where are you from?
Please?
From Glick.
What the fuck?
I need-
We have some weapons, 6-9-9-9.
They're so much cinnamon, bro.
Hello, this is my boobies.
You're a vocal.
Dad!
Dad. Oh, bad.
Yeah, what's up there? Just like it.
Hello, bad.
He's talking about the Frank R. Putty, didn't he?
Alright, John, or John.
Bye, bad.
Bye, John.
Uh, Pudgy, Pudgy, hey, I'm not gonna lie, this is crazy shit, this is Civil War at the OSDS house, okay?
So basically, Ari got brought over to the house, alright, but Ari was black barred, okay?
Ari went in, provoked YBG, and YBG started crashing out, okay?
Okay, and then all of a sudden Sancti's on the vet side and your vet was talking shit on
semi
And was on Ari saw
Okay, but are you supposed to be this evil person that did it?
They have so wrong but somehow she's at the house, okay?
And it doesn't make any sense at all. Well, why is Sancti signing with your bet? Okay?
But obviously the vet is Sancti's
employer
So he had to like kind of defend her in a way, but these different things hold someone accountable in like
I know, I know it's insane.
I'm personally on the YBG side though.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, it's annoying.
No.
Hey, bad, bad, bad.
YBG or Santi?
Aye.
YBG or Santi?
Mopah, aye.
John.
John.
Mopah.
One.
Aye.
Aye.
Ma, aye.
Man is with YBG.
Aye.
Hey, bad, bad.
Bad.
YBG or Santi?
Mom, I'm so high.
I'm all.
Mom.
Yeah?
See?
I love being part of the family.
Hey, I'm doing good.
How you doing?
Good.
Looking good, man.
Eric's coming back in.
Why would you lie to me there?
Oh, come on.
I can't even think of this.
I'm doing good.
Yeah, I'm doing good.
How you doing?
OK.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
You look strong.
Oh god, oh god!
I like it!
Oh, I like it too!
Hey, I like it!
Alright! Let's go!
Ayyyy! Hey!
Eh, we're the next streamer, so...
We're the next streamer, so...
Okay, then...
We're the next streamer.
Let...
Let's just talk, I promise.
We're the next streamer, I promise.
We're the next streamer, I promise.
Alright, then, then...
Then, we're the next streamer, I promise.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, it's in the library.
Whatever happened again.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Uh, YBG.
YBG?
Yes, exactly!
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
someone said that's the best Asian and we side character brother that's my
father bro what are you talking about no no no what is happening which I'll read
no that's what I'm saying brother my father bro he nutted in my mom and made
me what are you talking about bro didn't you meet him in Texas bro no
What?
Who is my dad?
Bad you a dog?
I'm me.
Talking about, right?
Wait, you're bad Junior.
That means bad.
I'm me.
What?
I'll get it, man.
I don't know.
Damn, man.
I don't know, I'm like the doctor dude.
Oh, that's yes.
Fine.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not alive, bro.
I'm not alive, bro.
Damn, that's just starting to give me more and more sense.
That ass civil war, bro.
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
I'm going to take a look.
Yesterday I'm first.
Okay.
Now she's turning her out wearing her pants.
Okay.
Nancy, so the taster?
Yeah, she's on the phone. I had her on the phone.
Yeah, she was on there.
Hi Nancy.
Okay.
Okay, so I'm in
at this here.
The lucky bar.
Do you know what the lucky bar is at?
Okay, it's the Slawns by the Noodle Boar, the Noodle Boar.
Okay, I mean I think I can dive in there if I want to.
What do you mean?
W. Mullen, bro.
What a hero.
He's a hero.
W. Mullen.
That's a nice gesture.
Jason Barr?
Yeah.
Oh my God, well that is amazing.
Look at that car, bro.
Someone actually saw him.
Someone saw him.
So?
Someone, someone, someone, actually someone, someone.
So?
Someone where I am.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
What a beauty, bro.
I gotta wrap it?
No, I gotta wrap it.
What, wrap, what color wrap?
Don't go too crazy with the wrap.
Beauty class.
Bro, don't leave me this bullshit, dude.
How are we moving?
This is the end!
Did you see the glow in the tip touch?
No shot bro.
There's no point in leaving this.
What is it?
I don't know.
You know, 130.
What did she tell you tonight?
130.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
It's a 135.
What do you mean by that?
This is weird.
What?
It's a Pudgy Pudgy.
I've never heard of Pudgy Pudgy.
I don't know what that is.
Check this out.
This right here is a GG tool.
Right.
Well, damn, bro.
I ain't lying, it's gonna be mad, aren't you?
You think it's gonna be ugly when you pull it up to the curb?
It's gonna be ugly.
It's gonna be hot, so be it.
I know it.
I know it, man.
Yeah, I'm ready.
As soon as I pull up in that parking, and then drive away, and by the way, bro, my
parking spot began taking a lot, bro.
By Yvette Tesla.
I'm proud of that.
I'm proud of that, bro.
Oh, you're really crashing.
I'm crashing, bro.
I know that, bro.
As soon as I pull up in that big bump, get in my parking spot.
I want to stop my car in my parking.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Alright, you good, bro? You good to go on?
I'm good to go on, bro?
You wanna see me crash?
Bro, you wanna go on and I'll break your crash?
Are you gonna go live or are you gonna crash off-stream?
We'll see, bro. I'm gonna do whatever the fuck it takes me, bro.
If the wind takes me to get a jump by 8-nations, bro, I might be.
You so, bro.
Yo, it might be your dead-ass Tom, bro.
It might be. You might have to.
I don't come back tomorrow, but I do.
Go with him?
Should I go with you bro?
Yeah, you want him?
Nah bro, if I go with you bro,
it's gonna be no different.
Nah, you right, you right.
It's gonna be no different than the FaceTime calls.
You right, you right there.
All right, I love you there.
Love you too man.
Love you too.
All right.
Bye.
It's content?
I ain't no lie, I'm about content everything.
Yo, YBG!
Oh my God, he did ask for that as a bitch, bro.
What?
How far is that back?
45?
27?
Play seven
Why
Oh, it's a morgue, huh?
It's nice not to morgue, it's a morgue, huh?
Hang on, I did it.
This is not that crazy.
This is everything we ever do.
Bro, like Disney, girl.
Come on.
Let's go.
Hey, let's go, boy.
Let's go.
Why are you like that?
I ain't got nothing to say.
What are y'all talking about?
I ain't got shit.
I ain't got shit.
I ain't got shit.
I'll be camera man.
I think he's going to be a nothing burger bro.
Huh?
He's going to be a nothing burger?
Yeah, for sure.
That's what I'm thinking, char.
I think he's going to be like a big nothing burger.
I think he is going to be a big nothing burger, bro.
He's definitely going to be a nothing burger.
Let's just sort of argue with like the men and the women.
No way she's there.
I think he's going to be a nothing burger, bro.
No, wait, she's there you think she's there so you instigate I bet
Sinner and raise porno
What the fuck bro, I open her serum is a wheel bro you make it a something burger. I bet we out
This is the end.
Yo, should I put on my yellow ski?
Yeah, that's what your existence is.
Ew, bro.
Hand it up.
No, you can't even sweep that little shit with that little shit bomb, bro.
Give me your shit bomb.
What's up, bro?
What are you looking at?
Um, looking at, I was clicking links for guys.
Bro, my three friends want to say hi to you.
Boom, I already saw your three, I saw, I saw a new pro in Hacker.
Now, we just saw your friends, what do you got to do?
I'm about to raise someone.
Did I?
Yeah, I'm about to change someone's life.
Oh, my God, I'm not going to move.
I ain't going to lie to that.
You have a super hero.
Did I just give one to my, you were good?
I didn't let it go.
Everyone in a stable stack, type me for a raise.
That's what I'm saying.
Unless you want to raise me.
Yeah
Yeah
Fuck you
Well now don't droid I'll droid it up, bro
This is the end.
Ah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Oh, what's this?
Bro, why is semi-sending like, droid.ocs' ass?
Okay, never mind, I'll go camera.
Sorry, my BG.
I really keep posting like anime references, dude.
Oh, hey, what is this?
How many fucking things we got, bro?
Bro, this is two months ago.
Holy fuck, bro, I need a good clipboard, buddy.
What have you got?
One, two, three.
Oh my god, bro, he got my ass.
they had a shoe aren't they out of shoe the YouTube shoe they might still be
there a lot that us yeah we didn't represent you bring to a shoe
we actually would have pulled up to know but no wonder sanshi was showering
Bro
You sure but you're probably not gonna be at the crib, bro
Not now he's now he's probably definitely going around
I ain't like you should pull up to the super
Oh
I ain't alive, bro. Make it about yourself
Nah, nah, just go bro
Up three minutes. Tell me the story time tomorrow. Oh
I got you bro. Oh I can't wait for that slave to have it in the world bro.
I'm better than an enshrim to more clips bro. I love it.
I love it bro.
Go wipe TC.
Wow.
Oh my god, wow.
Raging soon to my pull up bro. Y'all just seeing shit.
I'm gonna walk the water.
Hi there.
Hey!
Get in there!
And kill the world, man.
He's deadass gonna get jumped and die.
He might not come back tomorrow, like genuinely.
He might genuinely die tomorrow.
Bro, he might not come back.
No, no, seriously, he might die.
What the fuck is Raph talking about, bruh?
Yo!
Oof!
Seriously?
Son, okay, come, this is a son moment.
Oh, is he, is he for me? Yo!
He's dead ass in love, bruh.
How the fuck is an awful moth...
The fuck?
Damn, bro.
Hey, bro, he's gonna be good, man.
He's gonna be good, bro.
tomorrow griff will be pulling up with his Porsche 911 turbo s I ain't gonna lie bro when
I was whipping that shit today dude I felt good I genuinely felt good yes I'm gonna be
be serving it what color this is great such how you think you think this
definitely clears the Aston Martin the Vantage it's legit the best car ever is
My dream car says woesh
Hey woesh bro
Woesh you should pull up tomorrow
Oh no, I don't wanna get spoiled
Vontage will whip that hoe
Hey bruh I'm not gonna lie could get ass whip it
The thing is though, the thing is, the turtle has the pores like Ron already got a pores
I got one
He has a different one
I need to wash this. I already know which one is going to work
I mean, no shimmer got a martin for a reason.
A Dap Mail.
Dap hit a trick shot on a boat in Alaska.
Where is he?
Why the dope man?
He's fine, mom.
He's ready to kill you.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
My God!
I can't believe it.
I actually can't believe it.
holy fuck are we that shit will never be faked wow bro like he I'm still got a
serious I'm still got a bro no way oh there's no way yeah how the fuck he even
got Wi-Fi on the boat bro oh my god oh my god now you're not enough is
Wow, you can get a rabbit's key on a horse? What the fuck?
Ew, bro, look at you.
Bro, who the fuck is willingly wanting to do this, bro?
Like, look at the front. Dude, the front looks nasty as fuck.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
Ask Marlin's plug.
That's fucked.
That is fucked, man.
No, I don't want to.
No.
Dada, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
Yo much of you I never saw the GTA 6 leaks check it anybody the leak link me the GTA 6 leaks
No, oh I can get banned
Roster will kill your family dog. Are you serious?
Now the whole chat's feeling ill and ugly, bro.
Like Griff just asked me, do you want the exhaust on it?
Right now it's not on, it's just stock.
I should get the exhaust on it, right?
You can just like attach it on and on.
Yeah, easy.
Body kit for Porsche, shit's cleanest fuck.
Brother, what?
dude I'm not buying a 720s that's too much money man
I don't know why shit is tough bro.
This is killing a horse.
Oh, this is a good attack.
Hell no.
Look at the red teeth though.
This isn't dead out.
This said look good.
Ain't it cheaper, bro?
No it's not.
Hell no it's not.
Old person car?
Is it?
Look who?
Corvette killing it.
This is arguably the best RWB ever created.
W Bluff, buddy.
It is the best because it is a waiting-long 964.
This is a C4S.
You're right, Walsh.
And it has a fully-filtered W-fucking-bluff.
This could be you, Jason.
I'm not gonna lie bro. I gotta get this shit and wrap it in my color. Do a specific wrap
So it's like boom that's Jason's car
Yellow
Okay, what is it?
I don't know about yellow, but I ain't gonna lie
Yellow on a car, bro. I should have a little polish
Yeah, no, actually though, she kinda look like a bumblebee.
I ain't lie, bro, I'm not even mad at this at all, that being taxi, I mean, bro, I'm
I'm genuinely not mad at this at all.
All cuz it's a red interior chat.
So, bro, yellow with a red interior is lucky to trash.
Better than the portion of everything in the driveway.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Take five, man.
This guy linking me a bike.
Bro, I'm good.
Wow, bro, what a beautiful fucking day.
I somehow up my budget from 100 to 150 to 200
in under 24 hours, girl.
What a beautiful, beautiful fucking day.
That's how car shopping is, brother.
That was a beautiful, that was amazing.
I loved it.
I loved every second of today.
And I'm not gonna stream around again today,
but obviously me and Ronald, we are boys, bro.
Offstream, best.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Okay, so yeah, I'm done
Yeah, she's getting pushed back another year. Yo, yeah, y'all think he's gonna get pushed back
I saw the tweet didn't he say what the fuck is this did he didn't they say like the game's not fully finished yet
No, it's all ready for us
What the fuck how are the wheels like curved bro, okay, come on. Yeah guys y'all are seeing you this is like
Now I'm biased from a non-car guy. It looks nice. Obviously the poorest players, but...
Turbo S is good as you.
Dude, this color is sexy, uh.
Oh, this is such a dumb financial decision, man.
Oh, no, it's not.
Oh, it holds value!
Oh, no, you're right.
That's another reason why I'm leaning towards the turbo S.
It's because it holds down. I don't know how that works. I thought all cars would appreciate it, but apparently, yeah, from a turbo S
I really don't understand that. I got to do some research
upstream about that, but
Not worse
Well, not how you treat your cars, but normally they do.
Well, it's bruh. Tell me how I haven't treated my main bag. I've gotten maintenance, you know
I've gotten my wheels
Redone like I'm pretty much made back very very well, you know, you're sure about sometimes I hit a lamp post
Sometimes I hate somebody else's car, but
I will repair it. I will repair it that our seven was an achievement factory
Okay, to be fair though our seven my first car. I ain't gonna lie. I didn't fuck about that car
Like I genuinely drove that shit like a fucking city
All right, so and I didn't care for repairs or anything
I would get a scuff on the car be like whatever bro. You know, if I get a scuffle on maybe I'm like
Look, you do it. Do you get this fix like you call Mercedes maybe you get this fix the next day. I mean
The audio are setting up
And
Made back for the stream car obviously interchangeable, you know, I mean fuck bro. Oh my god, maybe I'll take this
Yo, let's go to Ralph. Oh, I want to come to I bet. Let's take the Maybach. Boom horse
Hey, yo, Chad, we better go to the OSCS house, man
Better go to OSCS. I bet me and YBG we gonna vote me YBG. Oh my god, bro
I'm already seeing it, I'm already seeing this shit, dude.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
I'm about to get a boner.
I'm about to get a boner.
Call me with Ron, bro.
I'm out in a picture with a GT3 RS.
Ron posted up in my Turbo S, bro.
And we got our best fits on.
I got the camo jacket, Balenciaga, red Balenciaga.
He got his red Balenciaga, he has Balenciaga shorts
with his Balenciaga t-shirt, bro, holy fuck.
That should genuinely be my,
like we might get Marley likes on this.
Oh my fuck, my gosh.
Fuck me, man.
Fuck me, man.
Oh
Stand up right online bro. This is all all that shit about me having a good like good Prince and shit
I don't got shit, bro, and it's all good, you know, I'm a grower
Look bro
really
I'm a grower
Holy fucking chop filter I
I really don't why he's okay, man
You get eject again chat bro, I'm probably I'm like
I'm like what like two weeks back into working out bro. Am I back or no? Am I back or no?
Am I back or no?
half way there not yet almost almost you'll tell me you need to get tugs but
you get where the fuck your traps go
are you serious bro please don't make me insecure you need some bulk
What do you mean when my traps go?
What?
Are you not your god damn mind?
It's a fucking plan with me, man.
Clips of you fat fuck.
I wish you would stay next to me.
I wish you would come to the fucking same frame as me.
Bitch!
Bitch!
Bitch!
Fuck!
Fuck!
No shoulders. Can you shave? I'm not shaving a check.
Your stomach look a little too big today.
I think I'm set. I'm getting nervous. I think I'm pretty set. I'm gonna see you
tomorrow and you know I'll make my final decision hey don't don't don't I don't
call me there I'm not gonna back out I just got to see the car I kind of do
want to look at a vantage still and see the difference but even griff was like
yo since you test drove the turbo s test driving the vantage is there's no point
and you know I believe in him but you know you had to weigh out your options
Let's check.
No daily driver will ever compare.
I ain't a lie, ascents don't get enough love, you're right bro, they don't get enough love
but for a reason though, right?
That's how much are they up?
Well, how far is it?
Negative.
Are they winning?
Up 5k each.
Last forever, last forever
No man, now we got a real sense
We say we're too old to get our steps right
I ain't a lie bro
I don't even care what they say
Get that fucking wheel out
Go hit 100k
Go hit 100k
She deadass deserves it
Get that fucking wheel out man
I'll be there, I'll be there.
Oh, should probably hit it like next week.
Oh my.
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
Let's see, hey, let's see what the source is on.
Yeah, I'm gonna play through this.
I wanna see.
Do you want me to switch over here?
Huh?
I'm gonna do this.
Rip, rip, and wiggle.
WFN, bro.
The days.
Agent Milk, Pinker to Detective Agency.
and
i don't know if you're aware but this
is a civilized land
we didn't kill all them savages only to allow the likes of you to act like human dignity
basic decency was outmoded or not yet invented
this thing
I ain't no such thing.
Doug Doug!
How are you looking at it like that?
What the fuck is this freaky ass Doug Doug?
I keep lying that, that was my girlfriend.
No, she said new guy.
Chuck.
J-Shock, bros. Stop or cheese maxing.
What?
Huh?
He's bugging.
He's bugging.
He's bugging.
What a fucking shirt on, Youssef.
Ew, bro.
Doja Cat!
Should I do the max method or nah?
No! WDoja!
I love those strings.
Looking at chat. Looking at chat. Read my chat. Processing my chat. Looks away.
A what bull?
Air monster.
I know my bird.
Oh, oh, she better say it.
What, what, what?
What's going on?
Elephant, elephant, man.
Elephant, woman.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Am I tripping?
Yo!
What are you doing?
What is she doing?
Bro!
Bro!
Doja!
Just, just, nah, you stream on Twix, Doja!
It's not what you, it's not what you're doing.
What are you doing?
It's not what you do, what are you doing?
Yo!
He went to the diamond gym?
Hey, W father.
bought my house after and then Shaggy been trying to do right you feel me?
Alright brother, that'll be you think of a daughter
What do you think you're gonna react?
One more react for the road?
One more react for the road
I
Mean what the fuck is this when you think you've seen the fuck is this
Who the fuck is driving this bullshit?
I see this. What the f**king hippo car? Lacey mobile? This is dead ass something Lacey would
get though. That's the crazy thing. Yo, Lacey would get this s**t because he'd think it'd
be funny for a stream and then he'd just have this f**king in his car collection.
my god it's a bullshit
it's bullshit
i think uh there might be a good react here
True is darkest mystery.
Not a bad shot at 5 mil.
Not a bad shot at all.
Good watches.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Eyes off.
Yes, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Ooh, check this, the ugly rise of Marlon, or...
Or the deserved downfall of Julian Newt, this one.
addressed as flight attendants detailing some of the many services that Abilu provided.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This was the only videos ever uploaded to the channel.
As from that moment on, the page was abandoned, giving Abilu the lifespan of-
Oh, I hate the videos with these voices.
Why? Burger King Foot let his voice.
Just one day. The one day is all it would take to set in motion a mystery that remains
unsolved to this very day. A mystery surrounding the company at the core of
this channel and the services that it allegedly provided with no one being able to answer the
seemingly simple question, what was Abilu? And the more you search for answers, the more deranged
this trail becomes. This is the story of Abilu, YouTube's darkest mystery.
I got chills!
What the fuck?
Welcome to AviLoop, your collective-fine website for anything aviation.
The formula for AviLoop's content was simple.
A young woman stands in front of a static white background dressed in a flight attendants outfit.
They refer to themselves as deal attendants, and their job seems to be sharing information
about this new brand, AviLoop.
We offer deals on flight lessons, pilot accessories, fuel, FPO services, charge...
It's not that scary.
An even small aircraft, you don't see that very often.
The brand marketed a number of unique aviation-related services, making them appear as a one-stop
shop for anyone in the industry or just anyone interested in flying.
Avi Loop claimed to do it all, and at unbeatable prices, too.
Our deals are usually 50 to 9% off.
Promoting deals of 50 to 90% off.
It hardly seems like anything mysterious, just your standard subpar ad from the early
2010s.
But the more you watch, the less clear it becomes what exactly Obby Luke did.
They left their business incredibly vague.
There were no prices, no locations, and rather they just looked at the...
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
...offered at deals that seemed impossible.
Fuck you, ladies. This guy's doing a fucking ball sack at me.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
You bitch!
For example, they list fuel supply among their offerings, but how are they actually getting the fuel and providing it at 50 to 90% off?
And where in the country or even the world are they offering it?
It just doesn't seem realistic.
What they're saying sounds fine on the surface, but the more you think about it, the less sense it really makes.
It just seems too good to be true.
Not to mention how bizarre it is that this unknown company could come in and offer literally anything you could want that's flying related with such exorbitant deals.
And playoff is an ineffective or even deceitful advertisement, but there was something else
that was much harder to ignore about these commercials, with that being, the deal attendance
themselves. Despite Avi Loop claiming to be a professional aviation business,
it's difficult not to notice how cheap these women's outfits appear. They're
clearly costumes rather than real flight attendant uniforms, and they're clearly
over sexualized too. They're essentially dressed as fetishized versions of actual
flight attendants, which is bizarre as one of the services that Avi Loop claims to provide
is staffing for flight crews, which would include actual flight attendants.
Yet, for whatever reason, they chose to dress these girls in seductive costumes.
If they were trying to make these advertisements look professional, they were failing miserably.
And it wasn't only the outfits that had a strange sexual undertone to that.
It was also the script that the girls were reading.
Whether you want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or just see more girls like me,
or to see more girls like me, Abuelute can help.
So what are you waiting for, Captain?
Any more top gun?
What the fuck?
Bizarrely, the videos themselves were
Why are y'all screaming,
Ooh shit, I'm bad, bro.
Yeah.
They were clearly trying to be more than a little flirty,
which goes hand in hand with the outfits that they were donning.
Now, some might argue that this was a sign of the times.
In 2011, edgy and over-sexualized marketing was still very much in the norm,
with several major companies building their entire brands around the approach.
But the only problem here is that the videos made it unclear what Abuelump was even supposed to be offering.
Despite saying a lot, the lack of details made it entirely unaffected,
like the business itself was an afterthought, with the focus instead being on these women.
In fact, even in the channel's description, they simply wrote,
Meet Abuelump Deal Attendant.
This is the official page for a brand new company trying to promote its services.
And that's all they had to say. That's how they marketed their entire company.
Making some wonder, what was actually the role of these deal attendants?
And what was actually the purpose of Avalu?
The first, and most likely theory at this point, is that Avalu was an overambitious company that used
over-sexualized marketing to build intrigue around its brand,
at a time when others were doing the same thing to great success.
Maybe they weren't even off the ground yet, and over-promising on services that they hoped to one day be able to provide.
But for the time being, we're just throwing out there to get more people to visit their website.
But with such a focus on these deal attendance, and just how strange these videos come across,
some were left with a different theory, that rather than AviLoop using sex to sell their service,
maybe sex was their service.
The theory goes that AviLoop was a front for pornography or even prostitution,
Poorly hidden under the guise of this fake aeronomics company,
this would explain the prominence of these deal attendants,
as they themselves may have been the actresses or prostitutes.
And it also explains the lack of information about the company itself,
as the reason their deals and services don't seem to make any sense-
Yo bro!
Highline!
This YouTube video is making it way scarer than it is, dude.
What the fuck am I looking at, man?
What is that?
Why?
You don't need to do that!
We offering them.
It was all just to cover up.
And honestly, just going off the eye test, this is how the page comes across, but there
are other details that make this theory a lot more compelling.
For starters, in numerous videos, they mention an unusual feature of their website that users
can vote for their favorite deal attendant and win prizes as a result.
You can even vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.
With one of these special prizes later being revealed to be a one-on-one video
call with one of these deal attendants.
So only fizz?
This shows that the deal attendants weren't just for marketing.
They were a core part of the services offered to abuse users, making one wonder what was
actually happening on those video calls, and was it perhaps something sexual?
And it goes even deeper than that, as there's a reason why I mentioned prostitution specifically
in this theory, with that reason being a line mentioned in one of these videos.
To purchase this bill, you must hold at least a private pilot license and a current
medical certificate.
Don't miss out and click on that big blue button, you know you want to hear.
The deal attendant mentions that all customers needed to provide an up-to-date medical certificate.
Now, this isn't something that's necessarily unheard of in the aviation world,
but it certainly isn't the norm, at least from what I could tell.
But in the context of this theory, it makes perfect sense.
If they truly were operating some sort of prostitution ring,
then their customers having an up-to-date medical certificate would be imperative
STDs!
It's strange enough to make this theory feel legitimately possible
But even if it wasn't true, it seems obvious that there was something off with this channel
And we haven't even discussed the strangest part of it all
In a few videos you can hear unusual sounds in the background
This is your pretty green license.
This is your opportunity to your pretty green license.
This is...
In the background, you can hear what appears to be someone moaning in a blatantly sexual manner.
This...
Which was loud enough for even the deal attendant to take notice.
It's very unusual.
And certainly not a sound that could just accidentally happen on a typical film site.
Which makes it all the stranger that another inexplicable noise was heard in the background of a different video.
And this one left viewers far more distressed.
I'm just curious.
You want to learn to fly?
Charter and airplane?
Or to see more girls like me?
Obvious, can help.
Or to see more girls like me?
Obvious, can help.
Do you hear that?
Or to see more girls like me?
Obvious, can help.
I don't believe that this is yet.
yet another sexual moan, while others swear they can hear a specific word, the word...
Help.
It's incredibly concerning, especially if this prostitution theory is true.
I mean, there's just so many implications to it.
Get in the link between prostitution and human trafficking.
But again, this could all be part of the marketing.
Maybe this was all just a ploy to get people to-
That should don't sound like help, bro.
I don't like that.
It didn't sound like help. It's not like, ahhh. It's not like, ahhh.
Visit their website, roping you in with these sexualized, creepy, and even concerning videos that almost demand that you dig deeper.
Well, if this is the case, then surely visiting their website would help put this mystery to bed.
Sounds like new God.
At the time these videos were uploaded back in 2011, those visiting the Abilupe website would be met with a rather lackluster experience.
The homepage was dull and uninviting, and seemed about as vague as the video was promoting it.
However, they did have an about section that attempted to describe the service more in depth.
There, they mentioned that the primary goal of Avi Loop was safety, as they believed that making training in other aeronautic services more accessible
could in turn help prevent accidents, which strangely was never even hinted at in their videos,
and is never mentioned again on any other portion of the website.
But it was in this about tab that they listed even more services that they claimed to provide.
Services like navigation equipment, headsets, and pilot vacations, among many other things.
Basically anything even remotely related to flying they sold it, or at least claimed
to.
And they insisted that they did so cheaper than anywhere else, by using collective bargaining,
a process that they would go into greater detail about.
Basically Avalupe acts as a third party, partnering with aviation businesses to
to promote unique deals on their site.
Each of these deals has a quota
that must be hit for it to actually go through.
So if enough people buy the deal, the quota is reached
and everyone gets about sure to do
or receive whatever they paid for.
But if the deal doesn't reach its quota,
then everyone is refunding and the deal is voided
without any cost to the users or the business.
AVI Loop was the middleman,
which could explain how they managed
to offer such impressive deals and such diverse services.
Though again, this is just what they were saying.
I'm here to see it, bro.
Begging the question.
Oh, I love it.
actually being sold on avilupe.com.
Well, there actually was.
The deals were sorted by general locations,
and most consisted of flying lessons, museum,
You heard that?
I swear, I'm hearing like a creaky behind me.
Is this a video?
... or even temporary tattoos.
However, there was something unusual about these listings.
Bizarrely, almost every deal on the site
was marked as completed,
each having ended in 1969, which obviously wasn't possible.
There were only a select few doors to have a kind of websites history that were ever
even active, and even then, there didn't seem to be a way to actually purchase them.
This end date of 1969 was either some sort of glitch, or it was intentionally set that
way, as the year just so happens to be yet another sexual innuendo.
So what should prove the company's legitimacy actually only makes this company seem more
suspicious.
It was like they were trying to make it appear as if they were selling all these different things,
yet in reality they were hardly offering anything,
and what they were offering wasn't even available for purchase.
This sent me on a hunt trying to find any sort of testimonials or reviews from any Abilu customers,
but strangely, I couldn't find a single one.
In fact, the only proof that I could find that anyone actually used the service
was an Abilu patch that I found floating around on eBay,
and the only reason that this is at all significant
is that these badges were included in most of the offers on the website.
But this isn't substantial in any way, shape, or form,
and it's clear that the seller wasn't actually a customer and was instead a patch collector
that must have somehow obtained it.
Making me question if anyone actually ever bought something from this website,
and if this whole marketplace was really just a clothing
which takes us back to that lingering theory.
Just like the Abulib channel, the website featured these deal attendants,
and just like the channel, they seem to be the primary focus.
Their involvement was plastered all over the website,
with the whole business model appearing to stage
on their involvement,
which the site was not afraid to outwardly admit.
What is the first thing you look for on our deal pages?
We understand.
Go ahead, check out our deal attendance.
They sure are stunning.
Vote for your favorite deal attendant
for a chance to win a one-on-one VIP video chat
with one of the girls.
You will find our models are not only beautiful,
but also fun and interesting to talk to.
Just a ton.
They should just all left, bro.
You'll keep asking the glory of the meeting.
Freaky as an airplane service.
After all, not everyone gets to brag about video-chatting with supermodels.
The process of voting for the best deal attendant was something that they heavily pushed, going
as far as to reward one voter each week with the aforementioned private video call.
And when discussing these calls, they not so subtly hinted that they weren't just
ordinary video chats.
Writing, you will be talking to real successful fashion models with exciting backgrounds,
and many are big aviation fans, so you will have a lot to talk about.
You never know.
Vote?
The illusion to sex was way more prevalent on the site than even on the channel, with
this line seeming to hint that winning these video calls could entail some sort of sexual
and down-and-down deal attendance, which only seems to bolster this theory even more.
But unlike the channel, here we're at least given a bit more context as to why these
women or deal attendance are being used, and according to the site, it wasn't as
sinister as it seems.
After the business section, which is used as an FAQ for companies wanting to promote
their deals on Lobby League, they wrote,
What is the deal with deal attendance?
As a business, you have the option to include a professional video of one of our stunning
models on your deal page for a flat fee.
She will deliver a 30 to 60 second message describing your promotion.
Our deal attendance are real professional models who work for high-end clients.
Why should I include a deal attendance?
Although our promotions get a lot of exposure, adding a deal attendant has the potential
of making it viral on social media sites.
that include a video tend to be extra successful.
There's a lot to unpack here.
For starters, this explains how Avaloop makes their money.
They're basically charging companies to run ads using these deal attendants, and the videos
on their channel are examples of what these ads would look like.
Though calling them professional is extremely generous, and I can't imagine any companies
actually wanting to use the service.
And given that these are the only videos that they shared, I don't think many,
if any, actually do.
But in this explanation, AviLoop is all but admitting to using these deal attendants
to rope people into visiting their website, over-sexualizing them until they're in perverted
internet users, giving them false hope that they'd be able to interact with these women
and maybe even sleep with them.
And in exchange, these users keep coming back to the site under this false hope, which
may be-
So just-
purchasing something-
Jerk mate!
It's an insane business model, and one that really doesn't make a whole lot
of sense.
I mean, they're claiming that this is a service for professionals and real aviation
fans, for the primary reason of making our skies safer, yet they aren't actually offering
anything but the prospect of...
Well, no.
Alright, don't ask me how I know what that is, man.
Talking to women, these women are the main and really only draw on the service, and
even the deals that they did list seem to contradict the primary goal of this company.
I mean, how would a trip to the museum help with aviation safety, and how would
a temporary tattoo help without either?
Yeah.
And on the topic of these tattoos, they're also extremely sexual in nature.
They were meant to mimic pilot stripes and be put on your shirtless shoulders, with a
package reading, when a uniform just won't do, and the description adding all sorts of
any rendos.
And this is a good time to point out just how strange the writing is across the entire
website.
As here they write,
What better way to thank a pilot than by saying, Captain, you deserve to have your
epilates tattoo.
We wish someone had these on board of the miracle on the Hudson flight.
Just imagine the look on the pilot's face if someone handed these to him.
So why not keep a pair in your wallet and thank the sully in your life for the next flight?
Every safe landing deserves recognition, and this gift is sure to make their day.
Everything is written like this.
It's not only sexual, it's also nonsensical, and feels like it was written by AI at a time
when AI wasn't even a thing.
If you think about Obelube feels wrong, the lack of any tangible goods and services,
the overly convoluted business structure, and the lack of any public customers just
makes this company appear so fake.
But that doesn't inherently mean that they were actually
involved in pornography or prostitution.
I mean, despite all these innuendos,
there is no direct mention of the sale of sex anywhere
on the website from what I could see.
And unfortunately, much of the website is lost to time,
as in 2016, the site would go down,
replaced by another random URL,
making it impossible to know what this platform
was actually like for those who signed up for it.
What were they actually being offered?
What were they discussing amongst themselves?
So I gotta take it down?
Oh shit.
And there was no attempt to even make it look like you could purchase anything.
Even the innuendos were gone.
It was quite literally as bare bones as it gets.
It comes across like a sham website, but without any notable information.
With one exception.
There was a single new addition to the site, as at the very bottom you could find a short biome.
Not of a deal attendant, but of a legitimate pilot, named Nadia Marenko.
Oh.
The creator of Abilu.
Okay.
This revelation is huge, as Nadia Marenko was a well-known and extremely successful pilot,
which makes Avilup all the more confusing,
as you would think that her involvement in the company would help legitimize it,
and make it seem more likely that Avilup was a real pilot.
Something about her, Jack!
But instead, it actually did the exact opposite.
As her involvement plunges this mystery into a whole new death,
a death far darker than we've yet to discuss.
Who is she?
Who is she?
Born in Czechoslovakia in 1986, Nadia dedicated her younger years to modeling, landing multiple
high-profile roles in her country, and by the age of just 15, these roles led to her
being moved to the United States to help continue this budding career.
But by 20, her interest had shifted to a different kind of runway.
She became obsessed with flying and had a natural talent for a two, quickly rising
through the ranks and gaining certifications faster than most others could at that
age.
25, she was considered extremely accomplished for someone so young, and her resume would
soon reach a wider audience when she began leveraging social media.
She posted videos under the alias Gulfstream Girl, and eventually Global Girl, where she
marketed herself as a supermodel turned pilot, which worked to the tune of the aliens' views.
Naughty Mariko was a star in the aviation world and on social media too, and it was
during the height of the success that she started Abilu.
It clearly wasn't meant to be some big secret either.
She actively promoted it on numerous occasions, doing interviews on podcasts and even taking
it to a trade show.
If this was a front for something nefarious, she was doing a bad job of keeping it discreet,
which seems to back up our first theory, and it would be very easy to settle on that theory
and just call it a day, had being a model and a pilot, been all that Nadia was known
for.
You see, there was something that she was hiding from her audience, a secret in the
form of a bond with one man whom she was working closely with at the time that
Avi Loot was launched. A man by the name...
By the N-Jahos!
She's connected to Epstein!
In case you're somehow unaware, Jeffrey Epstein is the most prolific pedophile and human trafficker
maybe of all time.
He carried out a large-scale human trafficker operation, bringing children to his private
island that he and other elites exploited in hereditary...
It's one of the biggest news stories of my lifetime.
In over the past years, there's been so much talk surrounding the acquaintances of
Epstein, who is connected with him, and how close were they.
But of all these people in Epstein's circle, few, if any, were closer to him
The Nadia Marenko.
It's a difficult subject to discuss, but Nadia is considered one of Epstein's victims.
He countered her through her modeling job when she was just a teenager.
And she didn't just come to the United States for work.
Epstein himself brought her after allegedly purchasing her from her father.
What followed?
I will fucking wonder about 15 going to the U.S. for modeling that even makes sense.
But it was Nadia becoming his self-described sex slave.
It's a horrible and unimaginable fate.
But while Nadia appeared to have been a victim of Epstein, that wasn't all she was.
As after becoming an adult, she also became Epstein's accomplice.
What? Why would she want to do that, bro?
When Epstein was first investigated by the FBI back in the 2000s,
Many of his victims came forward and claimed that Nadia was not only present for their
abuse, but she was a willing participant, there to satisfy Epstein's criminal sexual desires
by on occasion directly participating in sexual crores and prostitution of the minor crime.
Now Epstein was eventually given a sweetheart deal for these crimes in 2008, which led
to him serving just 13 months in prison, and as part of that deal, Nadia was given
complete immunity, meaning she never faced any sort of repercussions for her use of children.
But despite being a free woman by the time that Epstein was thrown in jail, she stood
by a side, living in his New York City home, waiting for his release.
And while he was behind bars, Nadia would visit him roughly 70 times.
These two were deeply connected, even well after she was his slave.
with Nadia even making a scrapbook for Epstein, which is just so terrifying, and that I had
to at least mention it in this video.
It would be several years later in 2012, a time when Nadia had long since left Epstein's
home and his control, that Nadia would rejoin his operation, this time with a brand new
role.
He became one of Epstein's pilots, taking victims and perpetrators alike to and from
the island.
On the plane they dubbed the Lolita Express.
What happened on the Lolita Express?
Everything that happened on the Lolita Express and his other planes was the same thing
that happened in his bedrooms and the massage rooms.
The abuse did not stop because we're in the air.
Jeffrey couldn't take a two-hour flight without having to ejaculate.
Like, that's how sick this is.
fuck this man was Nadia Maringo was directly trafficking children for Epstein
and she was doing this in 2012 mere months after she started Abilu which
brings us to our third and most upsetting theory that Abilu wasn't a cover
for prostitution but rather a front for child trafficking and Pabilia. Nadia's
involvement alone in the timing of the company's launch mixed with all the
windows, the red flags. It all starts to make sense. And it's made even more disturbing when you
look at the videos they posted on YouTube. As one thing I failed to mention so far,
it's just how young these deal attendants look. There's obviously no way to conclusively determine
their age from a footage, but some believe that they look to be teenagers, maybe even underaged,
which would make sense for this theory, as the deal attendants wouldn't be prostitutes,
but rather, child victims.
It's a theory that has to be considered.
I mean, as crazy as it seems,
Abhi-Loop was quite literally founded and run by a child trafficker,
who was actively trafficking children when the company started.
And Nadia wasn't the only sketchy character involved in the site behind the scenes.
Epstein himself was as well.
The two frequently emailed each other,
and in multiple instances, Abhi-Loop was discussed,
with Epstein frequently giving her advice.
In one email, he wrote to her,
website is cool, makes a porn, groupon, and flying.
The marketing campaign could be,
buy with us, we give a fine, fuck.
Trot.
His mentioning of porn here is just more confirmation
that Epstein was just a fucking disgusting.
But this also shows that Epstein was helping with the company.
And he wasn't just doing this through friendly advice.
Throughout his emails, you can also find dozens of receipts
from transactions with Avili,
totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars
of payments sent directly to the company.
Jeffree Epstein was an investor in AviLoop, hit a big one too, and he seemed to believe
in the service so much that he didn't care to use it himself, as emails show him inquiring
about booking flights through the company.
Nadia at one point even offered to help Epstein through AviLoop.
Writing, is there anything I can do for you?
I can find a deal through AviLoop on anything you want, airplanes, helicopters, cheapest
charters, discounted fuel, or a new model slash assistant.
She's literally offering Jeffrey Epstein a model through Obvi-Luke,
which more than hints at this theory being possible.
I mean, she spells it out.
And if they were, in fact, trafficking children through the service,
this could give us a blueprint to how they were able to get their victims.
Maybe they were finding models and having them fly out under the assumption that modeling is all they would be doing.
Maybe these videos were even their tryouts for their roles,
which they did without even realizing what was to come.
I mean, these women were referred to as models on the Avi League website.
And remember, modeling is exactly how Epstein found Nadia.
And it's also how he found-
I'm not gonna lie, my stomach's hot, it's not a term, bro.
I'm starting to get really uncomfortable with audio.
I don't even know if I can finish this, but I mean, uh-huh.
I mean, one was done, but like, fuck me, bro.
This is like, disgusting. I feel uncomfortable.
So many other victims, as he was known to use the modeling industry as a means of recruiting young and underaged women,
offering them high-paying jobs and potentially career-making opportunities in
order to lure them in. So maybe this was all part of the operation or maybe
Nadia was simply taking a page from his book and using the same style of
entrapment that he used on her. It's so disturbing to even consider and there's
one more email that I believe is the most disturbing of all that could
allude to their alleged trafficking. An email with a subject line,
Old Terry coconuts.
I ordered sweet young coconuts from Thailand for you and they just arrived.
Very yummy.
I was going to ship them to you in Paris, but I hear you are coming back, so I will send
them to 71st with Sarah, just so you don't have to drink juices from Old Terry things.
Yo bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with this lady here?
She definitely just got groomed into being a sick fuck.
I need a break. I need to finish this video but I need a quick scroll because Jesus man.
Fuck me.
I swear, I'll be right there, you're a bird of a hand
Hey, Anna and Louza, shouldn't be with you
Guess I'm a bad politician
Epstein was notorious for using code words in his messages
It's not hard to see what Nadia may have meant by sweet, young coconuts
So was it a joke or was it a coded message?
It's hard to say, but this email was sent on November 13th, 2011, just two weeks after I got my avalanque.
I think we know what young coconut's mean.
Welcome to Avilup, your collective fine website for anything aviation.
So what was Avilup? Well to this day we still don't have a true answer, but everyone has their theories and most of them are not good.
Many legitimately believe that Avilup was a front for child trafficking, and I can see why.
The connections and the strange material on the website and the channel make this impossible to write off as just some crazy conspiracy theory.
And if this theory were to be believed, it makes the Abilupe YouTube channel that much more disturbing.
As these videos would be advertisements for a human trafficking service that potentially included the victims as the stars.
It's also possible that this was a hub for prostitution.
And while sex work doesn't always mean human trafficking, just given the players involved, that would definitely still be a concern.
There's also still the possibility that Abiloupe was secretly a porn website, like Epstein seemed to suggest in his email,
with this content perhaps occurring on those one-on-one video calls.
And there was one email that I found that was sent from Epstein's assistant, Story Cowles, that makes this feel even more believable,
as Epstein asks him what he was up to, to which Story responds,
Just playing online at Avilupe.
Porn Rain.
Love it. Love it.
The way these people communicate is just so weird and hard to decipher.
But playing online at Avilupe certainly seems to suggest that this wasn't just a typical daily deals website.
And if Porn really was the draw, I think given the secrecy of it and the people connected,
I would still be very concerned about where they were getting these actresses.
And if they were even of age.
Nadia's legal team has pushed back on these theories claiming she was merely Epstein's victim
than nothing more, and someone who allegedly worked at Aviloupe claimed that the ad campaign
was merely meant to be provocative.
And that's all.
But this just feels so hard to believe.
And regardless of which, if any of these theories are true,
it seems so obvious to me that Aviloupe was never meant to just be a normal company.
I even question if perhaps Nadia had created Aviloupe as a fake website,
which Epstein could then funnel money into in order to make it look like Nadia was earning legitimate income.
Something that she needed to prove in order to get her US visa,
which her emails to Epstein shows she was clearly struggling with.
And she seemed to allude to this at least being part of her reasoning for creating Obby Luke in the first place,
and part of the reason why she was asking Epstein for money.
And ultimately, the only way she ended up getting that visa was through a deal that she made with the FBI,
that involved her informing them on Epstein's crimes.
Her work directly helped lead to his 2019 arrest,
and his ultimate death inside his jail cell that same year.
And it was around the same time that Avi Luke went back online, with its fresh scrubbed look, void of anything even close to the instruction.
And since then it's never been updated again.
And there's hardly been any updates from Nadia herself either.
She made a brief appearance in a 2019 YouTube video where she pulled a prank on a flying
instructor acting as an inexperienced student only to surprise the instructor with how skilled
she was, with Nadia going as far as to dress as a child.
But since then her trail goes pretty much cold, and once the Epstein file started releasing
around 2024 she disappeared from the public eye
the fuck is actually wrong with you bro
I don't like that bro I don't fuck with that man
what oh what the fuck bro you scared the fuck out of me bro don't you have to
go to the gym I already went this morning
you just a baby bro I'm just a baby you scared me bro
Hold it forward, bro. Just give it forward.
You're watching her?
I'm watching Epstein's apprentice.
You're crazy. I have to move, bro.
Oh, don't go to 32 minutes and 34 seconds.
What's that?
Oh, no.
That's why I be there, bro.
Oh, no.
Karrie.
All right, bro.
Just wanted to say, you know.
Be safe, huh?
You son of a bitch.
Thank you, bro.
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god, no.
Oh fuck is this?
The reality, though, is that we don't know the full truth about Abilu,
and it's involved in one of the most twisted and deep rabbit holes in human history.
A rabbit hole filled with so many layers and cover-ups and corruption
that I just hope that somewhere within all of it,
we can eventually find an answer to the question,
what was Abilu?
But until then, it will remain one of the darkest mysteries,
not only on YouTube, but across the entire internet.
Hey guys, I actually have a super last minute update here.
I'd completely finished this video, but there was something that was still bothering me.
The question of who were these deal attendants?
I initially tried looking for information that could give us an idea, but everything was
just wild speculation.
The voice is gone!
I was able to give it one last look, and I'm glad that I did, because I actually
think I identified two of them.
I found an article that reported one of them as being a woman named Shannon Kusak,
which explained that Shannon was actually a friend and maybe even roommate of Nadia at
the time that she was starting up Avili and at the time of filming this ad she was actually
in her mid-twenties.
It seems like she might have just been helping Nadia out at the time with this.
She even listed the job on her LinkedIn supposedly, though it's now since been removed.
The other deal attendant that I might have found was Ashley and it was actually thanks
to a YouTube comment.
And what's interesting about her was that she was a model but she was also in her
mid-twenties around the time of filming this.
Based on her blog, she continued to have a normal modeling career and seemingly normal life after her time working with Avili,
before she sadly passed away from cancer.
And from what I've seen, there isn't much to hint that she was ever a victim of anything f-stea-
Is it cancer?
Irrelated.
This is huge because a lot of people were falsely claiming that this girl was Ashley Martinez,
a missing girl whose family is still searching for her to this day.
But this doesn't appear to be the case.
The only deal attendant that I wasn't able to ID you is Claire, who does happen to look the youngest.
But knowing now that these other women were of age, I feel more inclined to believe that maybe the women shown on the channel weren't actually victims of the operation.
Or at the very least, they weren't children.
But obviously I can't say this for certain.
And that's not to say that that wasn't happening behind the scenes, of course.
This just adds another layer to this mystery.
What the...
Which I will stay there.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Welcome to Auburn.
Your collective buying website?
I don't want to watch this series. This is bad energy.
This is bad, this is scary.
Oh my god they got me.
Peter Flights.
Hi, welcome to Cole's Sly.
This is genuinely disgusting. That video is hard to see through the room. I'm not gonna lie. That was, that was...
Holy shit man.
That was, that was scary rare, but good video, good video.
Um, I don't know, I don't know how these detectives, you know, shout out to them, obviously, they put a stop to Epstein, but imagine these detectives that go through the Epstein files, and like, really look at them, and they do pretty dirty, nasty shit that he did, bro.
I'll be sick. I'll be fucking sick.
Couldn't do it, man. Couldn't fucking do it.
It's gonna matter.
It's guard for life, 100%.
Oh, my God, bro.
Yeah, I wanna do more reacts.
I was literally like that, and that was second.
What?
What is this, man?
Last couple of shirts?
Yeah, we got scared and walked off after a woman wanted for killing her boyfriend,
approaching him as he was preparing.
What the fuck?
Here.
Uh, I'm afraid to turn myself in.
You finna turn yourself in?
Yeah.
What did you do?
I finna turn myself in.
Wait, what the fuck?
What should we look up?
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
You sure?
Do I not look like I'm okay?
You just said-
Let's get away.
You see that subtle thing, now you're gonna turn yourself in?
I see my crimes.
What kind of crime did you do?
My grand and larceny, baby.
So I gotta turn myself in.
I can walk in my- I can kill my man.
What?
Huh?
Kill my man, love today.
Why is she just laughing, bro?
Yo, am I tripping? What the fuck? No, she's crazy
She's proud of that shit. She's laughing she's calm
Don't get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of there
Yo, I mean are you alive?
What the fuck, make a sheet, she wanted for murder!
Wait, what did she show you?
That's her right, that's all her!
Thank god YBG, she wanted for murder!
That's a plan!
No, she says she worked for a federal agent, so let me see out here snitching.
Yeah, I'll kill my dude today. I gotta turn myself in at 2.30.
You're lying.
No, I'm not. I'm gonna turn myself in at 2.30.
Wait, why you kill your nigger?
I'm not asking you.
No.
He just, he just made it back, because I, I wasn't supposed to be of the group, and that's all he did when I was there.
Wait, so you're about to go?
Oh, I just killed my boyfriend, but it was it was an accident
So they looking for you right now
What if I what if I tell you in a game your bond right? Yeah
Yo, yeah, you fucking kid. Are you fucking kidding me?
No!
No, hell no! I'm your mom!
Hell no!
So how long- How long you-
They really went back for a post-game interview, bro. I don't know if that's... hunger?
I don't know what that is, bro. I'm like, wow.
You finna go down for-
Uh-huh. I only got four tickets.
Ten years?
Yeah.
What do you mean, only?
Only?
What?
Boy, they-
How many people did she kill?
I
Gave me ten years. I would have jumped off this big head. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah
Keep her locked up
Keep her locked up
It first
What only ten years no she said I was like it was nothing
What is redify fucking posting the hardest choices require the strongest wheels oh
brother
Bro, you're the ant man. Oh, brother. I came and watch it
Oh my
Redify you are not Thanos, dude
This dude really edited this shit, bro.
Bro, Redify, what the fuck is this, dude?
Who are you feeling like?
You forgot to edit the end, dude.
At least not AI, yeah, at least not AI.
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Tesla model s plate fuck you fuck you. I'll take the race bro. Maybe a racer
I don't know if he's got something going on, but yeah, I'll turn the lesson off
Maybe do a little driving segment again, bro. Check it out. Just a paperwork done. I don't know
I don't know, I don't know.
But yeah, man, tomorrow's gonna be a good day.
Turbo S, maybe, I don't know, guys.
I don't know, guys.
But yeah, guys, I'll probably be live,
maybe you guys in time today.
12, one.
I love you, man.
I appreciate y'all.
Very fucking ball, just see what we got.
I'll repeat the schedule for the week.
Road trip, bro.
That's what y'all are excited about that road trip.
That's what I'm excited about.
Next weekend.
It's coming up very soon.
Next weekend, the movie.
All right, another line.
T-Valkyrie did not text me back.
I don't know why I'm not texting her.
She looking like,
She's got to be busy filming movies and shit and he's actually got to be a good guy.
Bro, bro, she'll be busy, bro.
I had her with a let me know a little mouth with like three O's
I know she be busy bro it's all good bro
Chai it's gonna happen bro
But yeah we got that man
I appreciate y'all Chai
Love y'all man
I love you, I love you.
beautiful stream to do it I'll be back tomorrow 12-1 to wish I know that I
hurt you all this dream if you haven't already I was a child trying to be
seven already I appreciate y'all I love y'all
W.S.A.T.S.A.T.
And now I'm standing right here.
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