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Never heard a hero
See that shit when K.I. can't be fucking with a zero
Come on!
Come on!
Was good chat
You feel me?
What do y'all think? Was good, was good, was good
New car, new whip
New me, actually say me
Let me know what y'all think bro. Yes your boy went with the Turbo S911 Porsche not the biggest car guy, but come on y'all come on y'all
What we thinkin what we thinkin what we thinkin
New color yes, I wrapped it the cream some master red
Paired her with a payback and bill me.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm excited.
This is a pretty fucking crazy car.
Seen a lot of people saying that I'm gonna die in this car.
Hopefully I don't.
I'm gonna drive every safe.
I'm a safe driver.
But, well, bro, I've seen a guy in the chat
You saw the IG flicks man.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, this is the new win.
What's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why do I hit myself?
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Yes, yes, yes.
Same.
I'm still learning how to work the car.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
There's like a lot of buttons.
It's way different than the Maybach, you know.
It's my new daily, bro.
I'll be driving this shit every day to the gym,
You know, picking up food, picking up matcha,
learning to button, brevet.
Bro, I don't even know how to do that shit.
I don't even know how to do that shit,
to be honest with you, bro.
Um.
Ron, come here, bro.
Ron, they just spoiled the whole shit, whatever, though.
Whatever, bro.
Step on the gas.
Do I just do it right here?
Do I just do it right here?
Do I just do it right here?
Yes, do it right here.
It's a stroller right here.
Let the door open.
It's not gonna move.
I'm scared, man.
You should have off on this part.
So...
So I can't have shit!
I can't have shit!
That's loud.
That's fucking back to the waterfall!
Fucking driver!
I can't hear you, bro!
Are you dead ass? I can't have shit! Fuck you! I hate you!
Fuck the fucking driver!
Fuck you!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god, I can't have shit in this goddamn house, bro.
All right, I fucking can't even get my drone shot without Ross boiling my fucking intro
This guy has to fucking come in and making him about himself. I just got this fucking car
I came to do my intro fuck man fuck wrong bro
the fuck
Well, I don't fully your moment, right?
Fuck you took my moment, I'm gonna cry
You still have your moment. You're still in your moment. Come on man, chin up kid
Hang on, I'm about to leave the corridor.
I'm about to leave the corridor, bro. I'm in a car.
Can't wait to be taking this one on some dates.
I'm leaving the corridor.
I'm taking my new car for a fucking spade.
I'm taking you for a spin, bro. I'm leaving, Cor. I can't have shit.
He's just mad because your car is faster than his. Just saying.
Hey, hey.
Hey, your shit gonna be loud, bro. But wait till I get my exhaust on this shit.
It's gonna clear Ron's little blue fucking horse car.
We're good off this shit man my car could dust your car man. Let's set up the fucking race
All right, let's let's die in this shit actually knock on wood. I don't want to die. Let's die today, bro
You know, bro. No, I got way too many people telling me yo, bro
You gotta be really really safe in this car. Oh, they think you're a little ass kid. We hear that. Oh, I don't even know
What the sounds of this car? I don't know. It's a turbo bro. Is that the turbo? I think they call it a turbo s cuz it's a turbo
Yo, you can hear them off with going turbo mode
Hand on your positions. You can't handle this power. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I can like
Y'all acting like they under I can drive bro
Like ding but listen bro shut on tell bro. Come on angle coming in and out bro
Yeah, I got this car. I took it first thing like already a couple times bro. I'm already used to this shit
Get him Zed. Just wait let me straight on you.
Oh.
Fivor scratch bro.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay this is downhill. This part's downhill remember.
Bro that is the turbo.
That's the turbo bro.
Every time I put my foot in the gas it makes a farting noise.
A little hiss noise bro.
This is really our whip chat for the cars hissing at other cars to get out the way I
Ain't gonna lie, bro. I ain't gonna lie chat and wait. This is not the final product
You know I'm saying I definitely you know all I did so far was wrap the car. Okay. This was griff's old car
Okay, I got it for a good deal, but I like the red interior with the cream of match
I
Want to get a tech art on this may get a new color as soon as the tech art comes down
I'm not gonna lie. That's just gonna take like a couple months from it's gonna take a minute
But let me know what color y'all want bro, cuz this is definitely not the final color y'all know me
But I usually go for about like two. I mean with my Audi R7 at least I went like
Three wraps on them and three different wrap colors or maybe two
You know, maybe the next one be my final product. Maybe go bumblebee yellow black and yellow
Do a pool?
Put your phone down retard. Yeah, bro. I know what I'm doing. Oh my god
my god
school bus
Go next to a school flakes on all that lift national
That's pretty about it. Yeah, but why are we getting a risk if you can't place on little kids?
Why would I flex on little kids bro, should I?
Cause they don't got shit!
Maybe I go to the commons right now, bro. Flex on some old people.
What if you get flexed on them? That's a good idea actually.
I don't know why I might get that bad.
Let's go.
Little bumpy on this spot.
Little bumpy.
I'm not gonna test the engines apparently, but like...
There's also road work right ahead.
Yeah, road work, potholes and shit.
I'm gonna be honest, it's inevitable for me to hit a pothole and completely blow out the fucking tire.
But, hopefully that doesn't happen.
I'm going to drive very safe, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to wait until I get into a straight road so I can go vroom vroom, okay?
But how many of y'all think I got the Aston Martin?
I'm going to be honest.
I drove the turbo s and then I went into the Aston Martin
Genuinely
huge difference man, I
Think anyone could have guessed I would have got the turbo s because this shit is fucking insane
Yeah, literally nobody thought you were gonna get a lot of S.T.M.R.E.
What?
And that one day is like oh, I was baited my whole job, baited y'all bro
Yeah, I had no idea though the whole world I fooled the internet. I fooled the internet y'all. I had no idea
Y'all thought I got the Aston Martin
Hey bro, I got a lot of dates and nights for you.
Shhh.
You're a little kid.
I'm trying to say.
You know, this is a community card now bro.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie, but hey, you break and fix stuff.
Yeah bro, I'll see if I can learn how to fix a card with my hands.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying though, like this is a beautiful, lucky card bro.
I'm going to go and get some coffee, go back, hit a little desktop, you know,
Here are all the opinions from the chat.
Oh yo, you should add this to your car.
Add the exhaust, add the tune.
Add this, add that.
Feeling generous today, bro.
I think me and Ron, we're gonna hit the Apple Store,
get the new iPhone.
Maybe buy someone a car.
I'm feeling a little nice, bro.
Got a new car.
You're buying someone a car.
Oh, not a car, iPhone.
A car, that's right.
Yeah, I mean, I can't really go anywhere.
Yeah, I mean.
Is the car warm?
Yeah, like how am I supposed to know if the car is warm?
There's like degrees right here, but like, what is it?
It says 194 Fahrenheit on the top.
100, or 223 Fahrenheit, whatever that is.
What's like the degree?
You have a temp retort.
What is considered warm, though?
I don't know.
It's warm.
Oh my god, bro, dude, I just went zero to 20 mad quick man, yeah
I said I feel like 20
Oh, we're in Mexico!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh my God, bro, this shit feels crazy.
This shit feels crazy.
But I was advised not to go fast turning.
That's how I spin out, okay?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
But for the brakes on this, it's beautiful.
Brake?
Well, bro, you know, that's been a little brakes.
Well, it'll be good, man.
It'll be good.
Oh my God.
This is like a big rush!
Light little fucking, oh my god, bruh.
Don't show speed.
Am I showing the speed?
Aye.
Interior is beautiful.
The red interior is chef's fucking kiss, man.
Chef's kiss.
Open exhaust? Exhaust?
I don't know what that means, bruh.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bruh.
How do I open the exhaust?
Like is there a button in my fucking wallet?
Maybe a button somewhere, bruh.
Red iPhone to match with interior. Oh my god. We gotta we gotta go burgundy. We gotta go
If you change the color outside, you gonna change the interior
Are you gonna do yellow and red?
I
You put a pseudon going to get Starbucks
Geez
Geez, bro
Not revved in front of a Tesla. Yeah, you should home. Why should get a fucking engine and say that?
bullshit
We got a rich laugh. Yeah, bro. Nice Tesla dude
Fuck
I thought I was like, yeah, bro, life is fucking amazing, bro.
Yo, the Tesla, yo, the Tesla!
God, bro, there's like so many Teslas here.
Good off that shit. So good off that shit.
My God, man.
Feels good, bro. Our car is good, man.
Shout out to the chat room for making this possible, you know?
in the IG caption plus one to the collection. You know what I mean? What does that mean?
It'd be more plus one than the future bro. What's my next call?
Showback's going to be a space ship. What?
I mean a lot of room. It's got to be. I mean I feel like I already got everything I ever wanted
bro. Turbo S Bailey. Made back for when I'm feeling lazy. Oh, that's really all I need.
That's all I need.
That's all I need.
I said just to get from Marlington.
Just to get from Marlington, bro.
I came a long way from driving Lexuses to driving Turbos.
And I'm going to say I'm the only streamer with a Turbo S.
Facts. I'm going to continue to say that, bro.
I'm actually a few.
I'm the only streamer with a Turbo S.
I don't know.
I was a little kid on the road.
Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
Fuck up my way.
Check out new car!
Why are they not screaming like, dude I like your car like they do at GDA?
Yeah, no, we're on this.
Usually, uh...
They don't want to see a fan, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we're in Calabasas.
Calabasas.
Oh, they had a new Calabasas.
They're gonna add like the new number 4.
Yo, what's up, Jack?
She's like, uh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah, I remember that speech.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yo, is that intro fire?
Is that intro fire or what, Jarrett?
Let me know.
It's a direct shoot.
Get a little Starbush, bruv.
Right here.
Hell yeah.
Sit on it.
Use the paddle shifters.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I don't know what that means, bruv.
Don't know what that means.
Um, now.
Parking in this car gonna keep it a bug with you may back ten times easier. All right, there's fucking big iPad camera
All right, like three different trillion cameras, but you know what this has the cameras in
Don't you scratch it though
That's two things burn my pussy burn
It's a terrible ass, bro
Shall I rev this yeah, right here in front of all the preferences lay up on outside
Didn't even look at his mirrors once
They came wrong
We gotta put it in part and then start this again
Back in here
Think so if you have like chat six guys do my whole full on the gas
Well, you're in part where I'm gonna go flying
Well, you gotta commit
Logan
Turbo s bro
It's sound is the exhaust open
Press the exhaust button it's on this button right this one right here
Sports mode.
You gotta do it in gear and hold patties.
Oh yeah, you're fucked then.
What does that mean I'm fucked, bro?
What does that mean I'm fucked, bro?
Oh come on, rub it a little bit more.
I mean, you got a normal ass exhaust on it?
So you're saying I gotta buy an exhaust on top of buying a car?
On top of buying a tech arcade?
On top of buying a car?
On top of buying a tech art kit, on top of buying a new rat, on top of...
You ever already had one? Yeah, but he took his off.
This is gonna attach it to another car.
I'm gonna go back here, come here.
I'm just gonna act like I don't know how to work this.
Yeah, it's not the car it's in.
Results may vary.
I might have just ruined my car too. I've had shit too.
No, you didn't. I don't know.
She sound like a Tesla.
Are you fucking for real?
Don't battery charge pieces.
Are you fucking for real, bro? W blow dryer? Are you fucking for real?
Kill yourself, bro.
Dude, look at that. That little yellow part inside.
Should I change that to a different color or keep it yellow and chat?
That looks completely different.
Did chat show up my ass today too?
I didn't wipe it today.
Get a little coffee, maybe.
Keep it yellow.
Feels good, man.
Walking with a little pepper here, Seth, today, lad.
I'm not bad. A little bit different, today.
Wanna grab a little beer?
I remember we used to go shopping with puppies.
Bro, I would have not gotten that wave back if I didn't get the turbo as I'm feeling different today
Would they know that you're driving that car?
I mean, bro, I mean you asked me way too many quick
What's up guys turbo us driver here
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, cool, man.
Me too.
I didn't think they knew who you are.
I didn't think they saw you get out of that car.
Yeah, they did it.
I don't think they knew my name.
They didn't even know your name, the color?
No, I'm like a lot.
I suppose.
What?
I suppose.
You want some?
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody that's behind me in line, I'll pay for it.
Everybody behind me in line, I'll pay for it, yeah.
I'm doing a class in here.
It's usual.
Not usual.
It's usual, sorry.
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What is this chapter?
song segment
I'm gonna make it rare, I'll be the only streamer with a TECR Turbo S911, white lens,
That's perfect.
That?
That?
You need a new exact one than anything.
Check. Everything is loading. Apparently the other exact is 10k brothers.
Oh wow, we make an 100 on this car, bro.
But, we're blessed to have a lot of sponsors this month.
You know what I mean?
Shout out to the chat.
Y'all been blessed enough.
Bro, me and Ron, we gotta make a TikTok with his car and my car.
I'm gonna let that shit my new crazy number
Maybe we bring our cars to the spot wherever we go today, whether that's I'm gonna be making that house today
We're off. You know, we got a little steamy stream today
new iPhone
Me a new iPhone. I mean, I don't need one
Why does he crack the shit out my phone in New York today?
Why do you crack the shit out of my home?
Why you always put a case on it? I'm sorry to be too cool. Put a case on your phone
But I'm doing this shit. I'll give it to you, bro.
I'll give it to you.
You have to do a little red iPhone, but...
Yeah, Fortnite. I like that shit's cooked, bro.
Um, yeah, it's just cooked.
We definitely do that another night though.
We might do Fortnite with all the cordons.
I feel like that's cinema, like VIP, you know, cunt.
Oh, my ears right here.
thank y'all
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what do you mean?
second cup of coffee today
we don't do energy drinks
We don't do matcha. We do coffee.
We do coffee.
This is the high life, huh kid?
Hi Freckin' Rossi. Kevin Hart walking again.
Really.
Oh bro, look at all these one of the last cars out. Look at Jose.
Dang.
I should look sexy, bro.
Wow. Wow, bro. Wow, bro.
Yo, when bad comes out here, you definitely need bad to drive this shit.
You gonna whip it?
You gonna whip it, bro. And you're gonna be in the back cameraman-y.
And we all gonna die.
That's a fuck-a, that's a bad.
Hey, you know what, bro?
Come on, we're generous today, bro.
What a gentleman.
The only problem is with this car, there's only one cup holder.
Oh, okay. I'm keeping it to my legs.
No, no, no. Got it.
Aww.
What a generous kid.
Actually, maybe don't do that.
Why?
How about you go in the cup holder and you two hand it?
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, just, you know, I'm just, I'm sorry.
Okay.
My man, my man, my man.
Oh, my man.
My name is Connor, but you know that already
YBD scared as fuck you feel like
It's a little car. I don't feel unsafe in any corner
I
Bro go plug your shinto wall fucking dickhead
What's that beeping noise there the war open oh shit
Pulled by those middles fans over here earlier up to the left
Nobody say you have a nice car.
Maybe I should do a little stroll?
Yeah, you need to, bro.
Because normally in GTA they're always like,
Dude, I love your car!
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
See why they wouldn't say that now?
Yeah, maybe.
Do a little stroll, a little stroll.
Gotta make sure you trip on the cruise, guys.
That's the vibe.
We can go past the Browns, maybe.
Drive extra slow, baby.
Oh, another Porsche.
Oh, another Porsche.
Nice car.
Yo, that was the guy from Big Time Rush.
What?
That was the nigga from Big Time Rush, Guillermo or whatever.
Was it actually?
It was him, bro.
No, he's the only nigga who wears those types of hats.
I've seen that interview.
It was not him, bro.
But it was literally him.
It was not him, bro.
That was literally him.
Ow!
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Oh, that's where I met uh, Jada Smith.
Right there, bro.
Wow.
We're using the black truck.
Shit's working a little bit.
Sorry, it was a little bit.
Anybody know where the comporter is?
Or is there just one?
Oh my god.
The fucking turbos?
I think a lot of those turbos are pissing.
That must have hurt ya.
Here we go.
Here we go, kid.
You can be extra safe in this shit, man.
Extra safe.
I can only do that like, like three times a week.
No, no.
I can only do that three times a week.
No, no, no.
They seem to get used to it, bro.
Especially with these fucking roads, bro.
I might do that shit on an empty road and there'd be a random pow-wow.
I won't see it and just fucking get up alliterated.
That's pretty true, actually.
God forbid, uh, I don't know what's going to look like.
I don't think I'll ever get bored of this shit, though.
Actually.
If you get bored, why don't you just drive faster?
Obviously I'll drive the speed limit.
Mexico, of course.
Definitely compared to the Maybach, like, way fumpier.
Thumbier?
Look, it's cause of the sports car.
My bag, bro.
It's a sports move.
A mission that will be clear.
I think it's the fastest car
in the corporate.
Fastest car in the corporate stock.
Don't go fast, miho.
Oh, you'll be the...
Oh, bro.
You guys get a little close to me.
I can't bend my...
It's all old ladies next to us, bro, so...
I don't know if she likes it, but she waits for me.
I thought she did, though.
Oh, also chat, make an announcement.
We will be doing Turbo Tuesdays.
That's a true boss calling me.
Yo, Jason.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yeah.
Are you headed back to the house right now?
Yeah.
Wait, she needs her sugar second. YBG?
Yeah.
Oh, you gotta make sure it's muted, bro.
Yeah.
Why are y'all saying leaves, bro?
Oh, it was definitely muted.
All of a say, bro.
That next core, core car video comes out.
Probably what like next year or something?
We gon' clear every fucking room.
Every closet, every room.
And wait till YBG get his motion, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, wait til I get my new shit.
I'm going to go right camera bag and clear every camera bag over there.
I feel a little fucking driving segment, man.
Driving segments are definitely going to be upgraded, man, I don't know.
Bro, let's say I have some assholes fucking tailgating you, bro.
You're fucking curled up on that dude, bro.
Turbo Tuesday soon.
Let me know what y'all want to see on Turbo 2 Z's.
Can I spam that, or is that bad for the car?
You can spam it pretty well, bro.
I can't be good for the car, bro.
You cannot be good for the car, can you?
Is this the only car that does that, Chad?
No.
No?
But it sounds quite distinct.
What cars do you tune it in?
All pushes?
I think a lot of them are sold.
That is just a very distinct sound for the Turbo Ads.
I ain't gonna say, oh nobody can't buy it, but I'm gonna do it, I understand
I understand
I understand
I understand
I understand
I understand
I'm safe
I'm safe guys, wake up so good
Here we go
She's got a little mouse in her mouth
Hopefully not a point
I'm a man.
I'm probably gonna not drive.
Plus, I'm a group.
I'm a man.
Oh boy.
He was a road boy.
Whistle.
It's like getting an erection, man.
Oh, I'm just like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
So I remember remember not show yes
Honest fire is the heart
He's got yeah, you're good. Yeah, you're good. You're sure you sure so good
Yeah
Oh
Yo, it's broken a move
I said that ain't even fault, would you?
There's an Uber Eats driver, Bradley.
Come on, bro.
We got Prius on our way, bro.
No.
No.
Oh
Or Uber driver
We're gonna hog out a Uber driver. We're driving a Prius when you're driving a turbo s, bro
I'm a rover driver.
Any favorite? Don't knock yourself to death.
Hello.
Whoa!
Fucking Russell.
Fuck, bro.
Yo!
Maybe not take the whole fucking driveway, bro!
God, bro!
Be careful with that camera!
Fucking asshole!
Asshole, do they know to be careful with that camera?
Why is Russell driving them bro, I don't know but do they know to be careful with that camera now, uh?
Probably not
I'm hungry.
Oh, bro.
What a beauty, isn't she?
Chad, what do we think?
This is your baby, bro.
This is my new baby.
This is literally your child.
Literally.
So much to learn about the real tomorrow.
Be very careful, lad.
Be very careful, lad.
Oh, it's coming down?
Uh-huh.
Woo!
Maybach giveaway? Um...
What the fuck is that?
Fucking Uber driver, but I'm not gonna eat that kid's ass when he gets here.
I'm definitely gonna put the Maybach in the garage, bro.
Can you help me do it?
Aw.
Is that close?
Can I show the drone?
Yeah, I'm going to throw an arm on the vapor key, but
Yeah, no, this should get fucking shorter. It's 80 bucks. 80 bucks for an arm minus 80. Oh, no, cool.
It's absolutely better. I was literally, I was going to get that damage, but this is fine.
It's literally moves free
Bro, you were literally preparing a stream
You were sitting there
I was sitting there on my desktop
Bro, wait, do you want to show me what I did?
It's like one fucking fall tree
That's just aiding out
And it's just like the rest of the trees on the other side
I was sitting here
Chilling
Boz was doing like a test
Drone shot
Fucking, I'm literally witnessing
The fucking drone crash
crash and fall and die
Happens bro, happens, so we're all good
Ron just dipped on me so
I don't know what to do
We do a desktop, you know do my actual intro for a little bit, LeShave bro
I'm not doing LeShave
No ass
I do get a P though
I do get a P
So, yeah I just go desktop
No.
Hey, hey, hey, Mira, okay, hard eyes, stop, stop, Jason got a 10, yes, I'm like that,
bro.
Yo, YBD, what's up, bro?
Yo, look at the Mira, like what?
I thought you guys say every time, so you guys don't even know who Mira is.
Y'all weren't even here, bro.
Jason risked her first.
Thanks.
Oh, interesting little gift from a tier two subscriber.
Interesting.
Nice one. Good one.
Good one, bro.
What are you trying to make me feel when sending something like that, bro?
Not very nice, is it?
Zoom out?
No, I'm good.
Do you do that?
I'm good.
Sooner or later, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need bread and shit like that.
I was on the mirror at Diana.
Okay, cool.
All right, cool.
Because I was forgetting about those names.
So you guys saying it?
Well, you just kind of, okay.
You're good, Puss.
All right, bye.
You're good, Puss.
Whoo!
What'd you call me?
Nah, that's what you said, bro.
Ahem.
All righty.
All righty.
How we doing, chat?
Bro's calling.
Yo.
Man, chill out.
What's up, bro?
Yo, bro, are you going to build this house in here, bro?
Yeah, I'm down, but you kind of left me.
Well, I didn't know where you fucking went.
You disappeared.
I went to get coffee.
Yeah, bro, guess what? I'm not supposed to know if you get coffee, fucking dickwad.
Uh, maybe, maybe text me? Maybe, yo, where you at?
Yo, I came out of the driveway thinking, oh, we're gonna go drive our poor shuds, right?
And you were like, oh, fuck you, fuck you, I can't have shit, so I was like, I'm back to the garage.
Uh, yeah, because I was having my moment and you came and you mugged me, asshole.
And then my whole chat said you left the floor, so I was like, I'm back, I'm gonna do my own thing then.
So maybe shoot me a text and be like, are you okay?
Yo, bro, I'm gonna get the word and I'm coming back. Do you want to build or not? I do
Okay, be there v-square, bro. Nah, bro
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of him later
All right, bro, no horror nights, not tonight, bro.
Not tonight.
We're going to do, I think we're going to do like a big, cool horror night.
I want to do one.
And we're talking about it because we had a meeting today.
You swore this was hard.
chat let me know is this good flix or not let me know let me know let me know
W Flix can't lie bro this camera this shit got the beauty filter on it man
genuinely beauty filter on this camera it's literally just a g7x she got the
beauty filter on me I genuinely look good bro and it makes me want to keep the
goatee good flicks but l mustache
don't worry the highly intensive the fuck is this bro what is this bro single
father of two today you'll be guessing my feet tolerant rank rank can't be that
high then. When was the last time you played an eight hour session of valorant? Last time
I could put my kids down, you know, probably last week. Have you a solo queue or do you
like play with friends? What the fuck is going on, bruh? What the fuck is going on,
60 is a content creator now
It's 60 a
Turbo Tuesday soon a facts chat soon bro. All right, let's start the shooting there. Okay. Well, I thought
It was a random ass shoot a 60 bear 60
I thought today me and wrong we're gonna get Apple iPhones because I'm pretty sure the 18 pro matches came out
But I think Ron is now doing now. I don't know. I don't know what's happening
I don't know what's happening. I think now he's going home deeper again. The fucking it's sold out. Oh
It already sold out. I
I
Know I still I still pre-ordered my shit, but I was gonna go and can't we should have camped bro. We should have camped
What is this bro you guys are all bots I was trying to say in this
What is this?
I'm not going on bro. I'm seeing literally two names and
and
I'm gonna stop the controversy by just putting myself
Hey, bro, this is only a sprinkle of what is about to happen this year. Okay already there all fucking ready
streamer streamer awards drama
All fucking ready for the nominations to
pro nominations well hey be prepared y'all be prepared the GT sweet for real
What's this shit?
What are you looking at me man? What are you? Let's go through the car man. Let me see
She looks so good
I'm definitely the target audience he's literally I think I see a piece of drew coming down
or bottom lip I don't know what the fuck is going on there sunny stay you
rass in Canada I'm just kidding um shout out to Angelina expect a tiktok
coming on the main account very soon
i got you another one
a razor is a sharp tool
will use to remove unwanted hair from the face and body
what the fuck bro
Bro like genuinely what the fuck bro like you could have really
Who's that link somebody? Oh, it's good, bro. It's up, bro. Oh shit
What's going on?
What are you doing?
What's going on bro?
What's going on bro?
It didn't even look like it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's the subject of the vlog?
Day in the life.
Day in the life.
Day in the life video.
Day in the life of Lacey.
Do you want to have a little water?
with mine is yours man I mean it's I ain't you like you're fucking obvious
so when's the video dropping video I'm gonna drop about two days pretty fucking
fire there pretty fucking fire yeah that's a bet man I bet what you want to
So this guy, okay, you're actually a bobber.
Yo, oh my god.
What'd you say?
I put locks on my door.
I put locks on my door because.
We can uh
It's my room, bro
Yeah, bro. I took that. I took it down. I took it down. All right, well, I took it down
Out of respect for jelly wool. I took it down male
Not even just trying to be a dick, like he genuinely looks like a butterfly.
Yo, get rid of this mustache and beard, like I'm dead ass serious.
I'm gonna hit him with like one of these, bro.
Greg, you never see me at the-
I do not look like you just shave it off. No, I my stash has changed my whole life how
She the cool-looking guy standing over there. Yeah, that's what Jason wants to look like and he's he looks like this bro like
Yeah
My shit's coming in though, bro. All right, leave me the fuck alone
Let me the fuck alone, bro. Y'all don't see the vision facts actual dunderhead. What is this?
That's the worst pain in the world
That's the worst pain in the world, man
Look at this shit
Look at this shit
Literally took this skin took the color out of my skin
I need a bandaid man. I heard it really stinks so bad ouchy
What the fuck is this game male
I guess I'm shooting with today. It's finally happening
Okay
They've been waiting for this one
Bro, whose male is this for?
Whose male is this for, bro?
Drake, are you dead ass bro?
No, bro, that's crazy
Bro, Drake, I'm not even lying
I love his porn stars.
He loves the porn stars, bro.
Let me the fuck alone.
Damn.
Damn.
Today is National Red Velvet Cake Day.
Like, yeah, no, I did that shit on purpose.
What?
Good talk shit
Yeah, bro, are you the fucking feds
Hey man, it's a blessing man. Shout out EAFC man, shout out HyperX, bro, shout out State Farm.
Poor Judo, bro, tell everyone let's make that group chat man, we ready.
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Okay
How did I open YouTube exactly when he posted dub
I'm about to do start doing food use the schools me look. Oh, that's a good idea
Let me know what school you go to so I can pull up and beat the fuck out of you one day. Yo
The fuck is wrong with bro
Hey, watch the new vlog watch the car vlog watch
How are you more Hispanic than the two Hispanic people there?
I
Can't appreciate like beautiful women. I hate you DJ. I can't appreciate like beautiful women anymore
I can't do that anymore. I'm the bad guy
She's a beauty bro
Shot connects sunny and GGEZ shot connect them together
Is this their dream is this they know each other they're connected
fuck no so free segment I bet we cost any I bet that's bad
I
See I haven't talked to son even
That's why BG first
I'm G yeah
I mean, you know, you want yeah, I said you I'm live
So do you know that GG easy girl I see you reaction to GG easy. Yeah, I'm like God like
Yeah, oh my god, she's so pretty, just that and the third.
Are y'all connected?
Yeah, she's from Toronto.
They're all from Toronto.
Oh, y'all already know each other.
Yeah.
Oh, I was about to say if you wanted her number or something, I was just going for you to try it out.
Nah, I've been meaning to hang out with her, but she's been in China for so fucking long.
Oh, damn, damn.
You were just hanging out, but you know her.
Yeah, but what's wrong with appreciating art, you know?
Art. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Well, YBG, YBG.
Oh, look.
What?
What do you know you got?
What?
YBG has a crush on her.
Yeah, girl, I mean, Jesus Christ.
What?
I'm gonna connect them together, okay?
Okay. Connect them together, and you know what?
Next time she comes to Toronto, I'll come and they're dating. How about that?
Oh, I don't know.
That's a bad idea.
Wait, she hasn't made it?
I think she does have a man right now, but I'm not like totally sure.
Oh, okay.
I think she's dating some guy in China.
Oh
Okay, okay, that's a bit ain't she got a kid? No, she doesn't
Okay, okay, thank you for the heads up
Because he was drilling watching the collette I don't know what the fuck that was bro
Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, who's that?
Yo, YBG
What you
Oh
I said she got a boyfriend
Your friends I'll be friendly fuck you over to do be not fucking for me. Yo, dude
Fuck off
She's my crush I made it out say she's my like oh that's how she's my dream
Maybe she's being like the refrigerator
I was studying putting more to her friends though.
Because I'm trying to get laid?
Like what?
What the fucking question is that, bro?
I'm already having a bad day.
Are you going to get shit worse?
I'm bad, bro.
I'm a little better.
I love, I know exactly the person I've been putting more
on.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Bro, who?
Yeah
Yeah
Bro
Our premium our come on. How you gonna put me on bro. That's maybe not talk no more
What are you gonna text it? I'm just gonna be like yo my friend
Okay. Yeah, but what if she's like ill that chopped dude with the glasses when she said that
I'll be like yo, yeah, hope you've been doing good.
Yo, yeah, hope you've been doing good.
Okay.
Uh, my friend, YBG, misses you.
Well, yo, okay, you didn't even fucking ask me if you've sustained it or not!
You didn't even fucking ask me if you've sustained it or not!
Alright, that's a good message though.
It's not a bad message.
I like that.
Alright.
Alright, let me know if any updates after, okay?
I like that.
Did she say something?
Yeah, I just said to you, man!
I said to you, sure!
My brother just another me I don't get it bro wait I don't get it what a max do I don't
I don't get it!
I don't get it!
I thought Max was with Huda.
Sex addiction?
It's time to win, but you know I'm down, man. You know I'm down.
Take our assume.
I
Can't lie I'm gonna get the take art
Let me know what else I should get on my turbo s
Genuinely don't know any too much about cars. You know, I'm not the biggest carhead. I will always admit that
Exhaust yeah, I could get a I could get a exhaust. Let me know what
what rims as well like should I should I change my rims or
I don't know which Tark tech art kit you get in um, I don't even know there was different tech art kits
Pudgy will sit in the passenger seat of my turbo s and genuinely my break the car
Leighburn stock, okay
That's a good edits bro, keep cat cut, for every keep cat cut, dear, you're the best.
Oh
Last audio
Good good edits bro good edits good edits
Tech art with yellow accent. Oh shit
So when they say tech art is
Is the hood the tech art part of the tech are as well. I'm not really I don't know about yellow accents, but
Red and tears gonna kill it. Yeah, I don't think it would get it look good. Yeah, okay, okay
So the tech art is the whole hood as well
Red interior, you got a red interior, yes.
Um...
Yes, yes, yes.
So this one...
Is this out of Timo? Because...
I take our guy, they said it's like 35k.
What is this, nose lift system? I don't even know what that is. Suspension?
This is internal. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot I gotta learn about. Oh hard to install
What was that okay car block
Let me actually delete this out of respect for my friend, bro
He said to take you down
um that shit is jelly uh facts
what kid is this
what kid is this that's normal kid normal right oh what is this is that real
fool carbon AI kid the fuck they're doing AI kids now brother what we will
be listening later we will be listening
put cutty wet archive event on him son
hold on I'm going that way that boy cutty drink the fuck out man holy shit he
too big for that jacket though, I'll be honest with you. Hashtag misunderstood. Darth Cutty.
Forty fire. I need mine. Today we're going to be straight piping my 9-11 Turbo S and it's
long a stage two tune. This is what it sounds like before. We're going to start off by raising
in the vehicle and disassembling the old exhaust.
That's what mine sounds like?
This new Soul Performance exhaust is going to be a lot less restrictive and sound a whole lot meaner.
So straight fire.
Once the old exhaust is out, we can go ahead and put the new one in.
Okay.
Watch how loud it gets.
All that's left is a stage two tune.
Now it's time to fire it up.
Way better.
Way better.
I bet.
So, I'm going to straight pot.
Get an exhaust.
Straight pot in my car.
Take R. Complete.
Complete
No straight, I don't know bro. I'm gonna get the same ones Griff has
That's what griff told me to get he told me to get the same ones he has
I'm not gonna watch this video right now, bro
yo bro look at this shit this shit was genuinely this is good good photos for
mom good retreat good quote retweets from on bro first of all god damn I
you know I had I was kind of built back then what the fuck but it's 100%
the lighting because I was just running bullshit look bro me back in
Arlington Ron back in Cherry at in Cherry Hill
He was a little chubby fuck. I like I look fake majestic in this photo. Did I follow up, bro? I don't lie, bro. I
Don't know how much lawyer I can keep this mustache
Bro, holy shit
day one to today this is fire flicks man I ain't gonna lie this shit looks so sexy
bruh you don't need to link me to shit man I already seen this I'm on Filipino I'm
I'm off Filipino talk.
Oh, and it is...
I'm gonna lie to me and run. God, I gotta recreate this shit.
Maybe let's not waste money on a tech heart.
Are you for real?
Bro, you're weird as fuck, bro.
Yo, you're weird as fuck.
Yo, you're weird as fuck, bro.
what is this bro don't send me edits like this alright I miss him show are you out
your fucking mind classic go back wrong I will go blonde with one already told
man damn all right farm bruh stop leaking me sexy edits man I need more
mail bruh I need more mail
I
Low nostalgia form what is this
Wait, which one is this was just a GT was this was his this was wrongs GT3 GT3
Alright, go left a little, put up the gas a little bit, you ready?
Ready, ready, go ahead.
Order!
Damn this is so...
Bro, what are you?
I was genuinely scared.
I'm scared, man.
You just fucking edged him.
I did edged him because I'm scared.
I didn't know you were putting this one.
That's a bad concept.
Oh
Wow
Problem on days nothing has changed a lot has changed. I think a lot has changed
Wow, man, we were just
I'm a G
What are you looking me man?
Yeah
Why does he don't ever like me some shit like this again, man?
Don't fuck bro
Bro, I'm a grown ass man
So much better
Yo, stop bro
Me go back in the ag
That's on doing mukbang videos?
Over or under?
One bite.
Bruh.
I mean, yeah, left his ass, but fuck it.
Bro, what do you mean left his ass?
Bro, you mean that?
Believe me, Texas sometimes, bro.
But you know, when you live in completely different states,
not gonna be talking every day is normal.
How does he have more stash in here? You did?
I did not leave him, bro. Every time I go by the lag, I see that.
But what am I supposed to do? Move him out here and fund his entire life?
Yes.
Okay, with that logic, then I should do that with everyone.
And that is just...
He's coming he's going to be a doctor so I couldn't do that
How you be moving now
Bro that is gonna be a good ass doctor, okay
When he's a doctor, I'm gonna visit him and I'm gonna check him up on him and he's going to take care of me
Brian who is him
He's bad spitty who is back
Oh
What is that
Yeah, oh, yeah, please I'm gonna make a tether I ain't lying
My head up Johnny gang, I go to Houston, maybe get a pair of grooves, fuck it.
Just kidding, I would literally never wear those.
Would never wear grooves.
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reclaiming his crown as the top mugger.
I miss you guys so much bro
I know my he's in there
Can't even lie to y'all bro. He's him. He's him bro
Good a caption
Low cherry on top top mager
Beautiful bro, beautiful
beautiful
Yo, bro, shut the fuck up
All right, I told you I'm gonna shave it soon, but expect the AI slop poster actually can still make a poster for me
In the column. I don't support AI posters. Someone make a random poster
Just just edit me with a razor
Put it on a poster I'll post it and then I'll shave it
So I'll get me right so I'll give you right
Read the post I don't read
Bro, you know, I want to do how many more nights
Yes.
The
Core Cypher soon.
Core Cypher soon.
I mean, I wanna make one.
Pretty sure Silky wants to make one.
I'm sure Marlin will be down.
I'm sure Lacy will be down.
Marlin will be down, I feel like.
Adapt.
Little,
little one, two, three, four to start, maybe.
Probably never gonna do a Cypher though.
The fuck who is talking about my looks bro
me everybody every day you're ugly it's hard to miss
You know what I wanted to do since Ron is getting up he's getting the loot right now
How long do you think it's gonna take? Probably what? Maybe maybe like a maybe
30 to an hour. There is there is the new one-piece meal, bro. Let me know. Should I
call up? Should I call up somebody right now? We go hit the one-piece meal real
or what let me know let me know I don't lie we we dare bro one piece meal what
is it McDonald's what is it McDonald's
September 15 Santi are you gonna lie Jack get to the iPhone is said I think
It's sold out. That's why I didn't want to get it right here.
Too soon?
Silky would be fired, man.
Bro.
Honestly?
Too soon?
I think too soon?
Maybe it's a swimmer.
Maybe it's a...
Yeah, YBG!
Let me get YBG's in the front, maybe.
What's up?
Are you thinking Santa would be down to get the one piece now?
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Are you sure?
Is that anything down in the dumps right now though?
Nice.
I mean he is, because like...
he thinks that the child hates him and stuff like that.
But...
So it's down to hang out with the boys. So if I face around I know who took up
What why why I said well y'all hate saunty I'm gonna be a listen
You need to mean I feel like I've been held accountable by my chat one time, but you're true
And you know friends we gotta hold each other accountable
It's not like bro. I'm gonna kick rocks and never hang out with him
Hey is a strong word such a strong word such an easy alright everybody give one
If you had a word to describe saunty, type it in the chat, but don't use the words cheater or liar.
Ugly.
Brits.
Now you know.
You see?
You see how I feel like you knew what you were doing with that?
I was trying to see what where my chat's head was at.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
I say we can definitely keep the sex addict. Let's keep the psycho nose out.
Shall we ask him, bro?
Alright, bro.
That's a good one.
Oh, no. That's the core root gen, actually.
I gotta text you how to check it. We'll come to get your root gen.
Hey guys.
He's gonna pick it up.
Come on, let's start guy sound team, bring on.
That's big bear sound team.
Just got all the fries in the trash.
I'm out of license, still bottle.
Oh.
Maybe he's sleeping.
At 340 bed?
Maybe I think I didn't actually get to see him this morning
My not be home might not get through check it check it check his little off. Just forever. I'm pretty sure it's low been off since
He's not a universal
Oh my God, maybe it was D&D?
D&D and also he could be in the shower too, but the second call he'll probably run out of the shower and he'll pick it up.
I know.
Sorry, boy, sorry, Tee.
What did Yugi say?
You hell.
How do you hell for inviting somebody, bro?
Now how is that?
Yeah, I think Yugi, I think you say something like that, bro.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm not allowed to see this car outside
What I mean if you deserve it. I thought you say you told him last night. I told him last night, but then
This morning I see scar outside
Bro, what the fuck is this man? Never ever ever ever ever made it so I make what the fuck is this one?
The leech at the PC. I was sick, man. What do I do?
I need to go get it right now. I need a cool duo. I got my Luffy outfit already. I got Zora outfit.
Oh, come on man. Ask Yugi. Yo Yugi, you down? I'll carry him in today. You YBG do it?
Or what about I can't remember you fucking Jason
Gilly
Gilly gilly doesn't show up to the house bro. It's not here. It's not here bro. It's a doubt. I don't think I doubt
Do outside oh, please see please she's blogging
Yeah
Bro, where's the kid at?
Oh, maybe he got my shit silenced, bro.
Let me help you.
Oh, OK.
That's a good call.
Yeah, that's actually a good call, bro.
All right.
What?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What is wrong?
Are you bored?
Are you bored, bro?
Go live.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, are you bored?
Are you bored, bro?
Go live, what the fuck are you doing?
This is doing shit.
Doing what, are you not done?
I'm doing what you're doing right now, I'm live.
Doing what?
I'm live, that's a lie.
No, you didn't.
Who watch out right now, I'm gonna be live.
No, you didn't, right?
Yes, I am.
You're not gonna bait me, bro.
Brother, I'm live, there's a baby in my trap.
Yo, tomorrow for the GC tournament, be honest.
Out of everybody who has the highest shit, bro.
Yes.
Oh, shit, I'm trimming.
Wait, right?
Yeah, I just checked your chat. Fuck you, I hate you.
So, what are you doing? Are you just bored?
No, I'm filming.
What else are you filming?
I'm just... basically, I'm doing a video in all the clumps.
Do I know this?
Well, you're not. Wait till you're done there.
Well, I'm not done till later.
I'm not later. I'm here.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
I don't know where my test results are.
You want to go get the one piece meal of it?
Get the one piece meal?
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm a guy right now.
No, I'm not glass, I'm a logger.
Since when?
Since two years ago, only water.
Because I figured out my main deficit and why I haven't been able to lose weight is
because I only drink sugary drinks.
I don't drink any water.
So now that I've figured that out, I'm going to start drinking water every day, and then I'm going to lose weight.
So you're just not eating food anymore?
No, I'm eating food. It's like only healthy food.
Okay, okay. So, okay, yeah.
What are you doing tonight?
Tonight?
Nothing.
What the fuck are you doing?
You said you're not going to be in the league, but I thought you had a ton of shit planned?
Oh, yeah, I'm about to go with the one piece meal and then I'm gonna build a house. We're on
What about you
Let you know what let you know what
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Oh my God, bro. Don't forget you got this tonight.
Bro, how do you even get real people to make you posters, bro? That AI can do that?
Because this, this is like water, you know what I mean? That is being huge, bro.
Like what is this? This is the fake poggers. What the fuck is this, man?
They got me as a Poggy, no?
My god, bro.
Cough, cough, sauce.
That's a bet.
That's a bet.
All right, bet. All right, come on, bro. Let's go.
Let's go in one piece, bro.
Can we call something?
Yeah.
One last call, and then, I guess.
I guess we'll settle with you, bro.
I guess.
Yeah, he takes out my calls.
That's Suki, bro.
Suki, if you think he's gonna go live and go get the one who's new.
He said, fuck you.
Yugi, are you that ass?
Farmer, I'll go do it by myself.
Dude, you got my stuff.
Dude.
It should not even be on D&D.
Dude, he earned my shit.
Oh, he earned my shit.
Oh, man.
What does that mean?
I don't know. He's just busy.
He said he didn't want to be on stream last night, but his car wasn't out there last night either.
He wasn't?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm down bro, I don't know if I want to go live this bird anymore, so I just want to go off-arbor.
Are you serious? It's 4pm. It's 4pm.
I don't know what time it is, but, you know what?
I don't know if I want to go live today bro.
So you want to pull up and get a free meal of that, I guess?
I mean, no, no, I don't. Pull up. It's just because of your money, so you have to settle with me.
I'm not just to settle. I know my worth, okay?
Imagine somebody said I gotta sit up with Jason and ween. You remember me? That's just trash.
I gotta sit up with this, learn your words buddy.
And you don't say these things to people. Fuck you, nigga.
Oh god, you stupid fucking bitch.
Be cute.
I ain't gonna lie, cutie, sit in a rally that's calling me. I gotta call you right back.
Cutie.
Cutie.
What, you're muted, cutie. Hello?
Can you hear me or no?
I'm gonna call you right back. I think my face is down right fucked up.
Hello?
Am I connected to something?
What's going on, bro?
Did you get the...
What happens?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yo, cutie!
Your Wi-Fi!
Your Wi-Fi!
No, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
We have fiber now.
I know.
Don't do that.
Oh, I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear that and clear?
Great.
Okay.
I have a question for you.
I know.
I have an answer.
I have a question for you.
Okay.
for you. I know I have an answer. Okay. We're filming one about it and we're doing a red flag
tier list. Okay. Okay. So your tiers that you can choose from for this red flag is you have to
break up. Okay. All right. You could either be like delusionally or like unfortunately in love,
like a toxic relationship. Okay. It could just be like an it. It could be not that bad
Or it could be not a problem at all, okay?
Nah, okay, yeah.
Okay, so here's your red flag. It is...
One second, I'm waiting for it. It's...
The person only reaches out when they need something.
That's a... that's a...
Oh, so is this like relationship or just like friends?
This is relationship. So that's a little weird.
Break up.
But...
Why are you saying so you bruh?
Okay, I said it's a big red flag
You lagged one more time
If they only hit me up to hang out if they needed something yeah, yes
yeah what about you I think I think I would never date them okay but would you
break up okay okay okay I got a scenario for you then
All right, so say you're dating this person, all right, and then all of a sudden, you know,
things are going perfect, and then all of a sudden this person, I got nothing, I genuinely
got nothing, I tried to think of some bullshit, I genuinely got nothing.
Okay, got a perfect scenario, got a perfect scenario.
Five years into a relationship, okay?
Y'all go on a break, okay?
Said person, your partner goes and gets with another person
and then comes back and says,
you're the love of my life.
I wanna stay with you forever.
What would you do?
Are you staying or?
We have watched Friends.
Nah.
This is what happened with Ross and Rachel.
Okay.
You don't know.
Okay, so you missed a whole subset of culture.
Okay, so was it a break break or was it like a break?
It was like a one week break.
Ah, yeah, that's tough.
That's tough.
But how it all break though?
But like how clear was the break?
We are broken up or was it like we're on a break temporarily where we need to like figure it out?
We're on a break temporarily but you can do whatever you want but it was just only a week.
And we said that you can do whatever you want?
Yeah.
Okay well then if we said that then it's only fair.
So y'all you so you would get back with that sad person.
If I still loved them yeah.
Damn.
If I still loved them if I did still love them then no.
Damn I think I would die.
Yeah, I would not a week break and y'all get back together and and that said person goes and fucks another person
They didn't really love you
Yeah, they'll agree with you sex is you you trip a cutie you trippin
Okay, and so this is real life
Yeah, that's it happens real life. I think I think it would take a while to like
You got to know all the details like who did who did they hook up with was it a random girl in a club that like
they'll never see again in their life or was it that one girl that they hang out
with all the time that you knew something was up?
Um, random person, random person.
Random person is different.
What?
You're in a five year relationship, you're going to break for one week and they go
and they fuck another person?
Yeah, but maybe I'm a bad person.
Bit right, bit right.
I think people can change.
Cutie, cutie.
That's my problem.
I believe in change.
It's an issue.
You want to feel crazy like getting back with that person
in forever and in the back of your mind,
you're just like, oh my god, he fucked another person.
Dude, listen, do you have a question for you?
Do you think I'm better than Beyonce?
No.
No, right?
I'm not better than Beyonce.
Beyonce stayed with Jay-Z after he cheated on her.
I'm not better than Beyonce.
Um, but you're not, but you're not Beyoncé though.
You're not Beyoncé.
I know.
And that's not better than Beyoncé.
And Beyoncé stayed with someone and cheated on her, then like, no way.
But you don't need to look at Beyoncé and be like, y'all gotta be like Beyoncé.
Like, oh, I got cheated and I gotta get back with her.
Like, no, you-
No, I'm just saying, like, I'm not perfect.
I'm not, I'm not perfect.
And, and they had kids.
And I'm just talking about someone and I believe they can change
when I give them the opportunity to change, you know?
I just don't, I don't like, I don't, I think, bad takes.
I think it's okay that it's a bad take. I also think it's a bad take.
Okay, well, to each their own.
No, I think, I think it's a bad take. I think, like, I think mine is a bad take.
I think it means that I don't have like, you don't have like a spine, you know?
Well, well, the good thing is just a hypothetical.
I'm on the right side of life. Yeah, the good thing is just a hypothetical and never happened to either of us ever.
No.
No.
Beth, okay.
What the fuck?
Yo, what do you think this?
So it's on the red flag to your list, it's break up.
Yes, on the red flag to your list, it's break up.
What does Ray think?
She's not here, that's why I'm calling people, because I needed to stop.
Okay, that's a bet.
Yeah.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Oh, S.T.
Yo, what's good, gangie?
What you got, bro?
You busy?
Nah, I was just shopping.
Shopping?
Shopping?
Bro, I was wondering if you're down
because I know you're a big one-piece fan.
I was wondering if you're down to get the one-piece meal.
Oh, shit.
Wait, is that a...
Wait, where is that at?
McDonald's.
Oh, shit!
Wait, actually? You still following me?
Bro, what? I never stopped fucking with you, bro.
Yeah! Oh my god, bro. That ass, bro. You gotta get rid of that mustache.
That reminds me of when I tried to grow my shit out.
You ain't Asians aren't made to have a mustache to let that, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, bro. I ain't gonna lie, bro.
And you know what you need to do? Huh? You know what you need to do?
I'll take it. Just give it to me, bro.
I'm lying. Yo, I'm lying. I'm doing it. I already did it. I already did it.
It's okay, bro. Yes, you did it for three days.
Yeah bro, it's best to leave when that new dog comes out bro.
Bro, I'm gonna be reacting to that shit too.
It's okay bro, just wait till your dog comes out.
Whoa, I'm never gonna have a dog.
I'm never gonna have a dog ever bro.
It's gonna get overly lit.
Ever gonna have a dog bro, I'm not too gay.
Hey, I don't think I'm gonna have one either.
You never know.
Bro, you're like...
Oh my god, yo, I like...
When we all get exposed bro, we can all ride together stop doing that shit stop doing that shit, bro
I'm not you
Okay, but for when do you want to get it out?
Um, I think I was gonna do it right now, but apparently Ron has come back already. So maybe after
You're down
Yeah
All right, bro. I'm gonna hit you. Okay, but might not be after might be the day after it might be another day
But I'm gonna let you know, okay
All right, bro, and listen, I know I was reacting to Docs, bro
And I was low-key on your ass actually high-key on your ass, bro. You still my dog. All right
I just wanted to
But do you really think that though?
All right, bro. I'll talk to you.
By the way, Asian?
All right, brother.
I'm going to call you back.
So...
I'm back, yeah.
Sorry. I had to call.
You're good, bro.
I was just talking to the child.
I was watching the stream.
I really, I don't care, I mean.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
I'm not.
Well, I don't care.
Why are you coming back?
What are you gonna be like?
Oh, I got time to eat.
No, I was gonna just update you,
because I didn't want to just leave you on the spot,
like, you know what I mean?
Because apparently, tomorrow's coming back already,
so I'm probably not gonna even do the idea,
you know what I mean?
No, I'm not gonna do the one thing I did?
Nah, right now.
But you know what I'm saying?
Bro, me, you, bro, I got inspiration from your mustache.
Me, censorship of Disney.
Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
Inspiration from Yu-Gi.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Know my brother what kid is this is another kid just the color all the tech are
Oh my god, bro, this color is sexy, what the fuck, it's not black, but it's like a
gray black, whatever black this is, it's sexy as fuck.
Bro, me and Ron at night, we should go to the gas station and make that tick tock today,
low key, that would be fire, low key.
Oh my god, slate gray.
Well after we get the house done, we should do that.
Holy shit, now we got to take this thousand and take it out again.
Oh my god.
We just can't solve it.
How long?
Whoa.
I'm just letting the gloves do the work.
Dude, do you want to go grab, grab?
How long is he gonna, how long is he gonna take?
20 minutes, like 45 minutes.
So why were y'all saying that he was on the wave, bro?
20 minutes, I don't know, perfect time to shave.
No, I'm not. I'm not. Every time they save, no, I'm not. And dye hair. Bro, shut the
What the fuck up, like, goddamn.
React to the vid, I'll react to the vid.
Oh my God, bro.
You react to the vid or should I keep you?
Hmm, dub, down to react to dub.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm really debating on keeping this shit though, bro.
Why am I letting you know it's me, man? I love my goatee, bro
Huh
That's a tool me to kill myself bro
Dub video which dub video chat I
I hired four female chefs to make me a turkey burger.
I tasted the baby's new restaurant.
Damn, 2.2 million views?
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
He's the fucking goat.
the fucking GOAT!
Million years. What I ever think.
Gotta watch this, bro.
But then after this, I'm gonna call
Dubb and set up Wuop X Dubb
X Jason the Queen.
That I would trap
a long time to go see another man.
I am sure your masculinity
needs to be a value.
If you are a grown man
and go to a nigga concert
be front row. That's why I'm disappointed in myself today. I got on a plane from Los Angeles,
California all the way to North Carolina to go try another niggas food. Hey, that's dedication
right there, bro. North Carolina's all the way east coast. That's what like seven hour flight? Damn,
bro. All the way to North Carolina to try the baby's restaurant. No knife, chicken and waffles.
I don't understand a no knife part like like who cooks with a knife? I've never made a chicken
and say oh let me get a knife. So I don't get the whole knife part maybe that's like a gang
or something like that but this is highly anticipated so I had to do it for y'all make
sure y'all like the video make sure you subscribe and everything like that and let's go try.
Bro me and Deb look he got the same shit going on bro or you'll believe my goatee is better than
his. The baby's food it's my first time in North Carolina it's my first time in North Carolina
Yeah
Hello
Then that's crazy. Yeah, he's a superhero out there right off the back
I have went over here to try to get in and they said we had to wait in line
So I'm getting this vibe that this is like a club
So if you're like a nerd like right off the back
We're like a nerd don't come here
This is a club vibe as you can see everybody's on the side and they said we can't fail
Hey, but listen the baby gonna have to whoop my ass himself if he think I flew all in North Carolina
not be able to feel. Let's go in, uh, no knife, chicken and waffles. Tiso touchdown is your part.
I don't feel any I don't feel any I don't feel any
I just pull it up and
What a big super pack it's like a hundred cars in the parking lot and it's a weight to get in
So we just stand about his door and it's a lot of security
So I don't know if that means it strippers in here
I don't mean if the girls are doing something supposed to do the do's and do stuff supposed to you never know
but it is a weight and
We sit there waiting. All right, so yeah, let's see the line got even deeper. Y'all from North Carolina
Yes, y'all heard of this. Y'all been here already? I don't know yet. You've been here already? How much did you spend? 31? 31?
Just a water and waffle?
It was good. Oh, it's actually good enough to come back.
What you gonna get?
I mean the restaurant is good. Nope, from LA. The restaurant should be good.
They got white people doing it.
All right, I'll write up the back there.
This place is like a cult.
Like literally, it's giving me like call vibes.
I kind of like it though.
We had to wait outside, like it was a cult.
And everybody that was popular got in.
And I ain't got no cool and no cult in North Carolina.
So I had to wait in line like the rest of us.
What the fuck are you saying?
It is super, super loud here, like some dumb loud.
Let's get the fuck out of here, man.
What I think I might do is I might just order and leave but the menu
It is $25 for the waffles
But let's go
We need that the baby restaurant the baby will literally whoop your ass and a bowling alley
Of course, you're gonna charge $25. We're gonna stop
That's expensive. Now as you see we got plenty
Angelin $25 for a fucking birthday cake
But they take waffles. I don't get the whole night part. I don't know why I say no night
I don't want to say
shit banana pudding birthday cake blueberry lemon cookies and cream
Strawberry shortcake sweet potato and it's the one everybody talk about the 45 dollars
$7 for grits
$30 egg roll
seafood boil egg roll
Damn the baby
And the wings is $10
I'm not a lot.
We spent $375,000.
Basically, to get this whole menu,
it's like booking the baby for a concert.
So I guess we booked in the baby for a concert.
My mom, we've been here about 20 minutes.
And the lady that seated us,
I think she got to be like the co-owner or something.
She was nice.
She gave us the waters, told us it wasn't free.
But after that, nobody else came up to us.
It's been about 20 minutes, but it's a new restaurant.
new experiences.
That'll serve us.
I'm gonna tell you on the atmosphere here,
it feel like I can get my ass beaten here.
It feel like if I say something nasty,
or if I say something ass,
not only would a baby whoop my ass,
but it's like 10 security in here.
It just look like the girls got maced
and they willing to whoop your ass.
They basically saying,
do not try what you try at Waffle House here,
because we'll put your ass to sleep.
Just like baby.
I gotta go there,
but I don't think I'll ever go to North Carolina.
That's why I'm gonna be on my best behavior here.
Definitely not Waffle House.
Do not try that Waffle House shit here.
You will get your ass and be in some real niggas in here.
Real niggas.
Then I like how they just, they don't, you know,
real niggas in here.
They didn't let a nigga in
because he has Chicago Mayor's jerseys.
I don't know what to be.
If I go to North Carolina, remind me,
jab, boot up a stream, and go to no knife.
Between North Carolina and Chicago,
but they having air to say Waffle House.
First of all, we got Doug,
one of the funniest man that's streaming right here.
Thank you.
He had one of the best places in North Carolina.
This is one of the best places man. I ain't never had wings like this in my life
And I grew up in this state so they know for the wings or the waffle
I gotta say both man. I say what you had a wing. That's how you do a magic city wings
I ain't never been there. It's a dream. I need to know what you know
Yeah
I'm trying to see food cornbread waffles
The soul food cornbread waffles
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry
No, you're good
But what did I say?
This shit like Hooters bro
I got three waffles
Cornbread, blah, blah, blah
With the cornbread waffles
It has basically other sides on it
Oh, I got mac and cheese
I got fish and grits
I mean, if you don't want the mac and cheese
You're gonna be getting mac and cheese on the
Oh, yeah, so let me just
You write, so you can take the mac and cheese off
I made it weird
question mark me back that's a normal uniform this is normal uniform out of
waiter as a waiter in my in my bucket and then let me get in the peach cobbler
must be must be me you know Arlington Texas never seen a waiter in any
restaurant like that oh god I'm weird
with that fish and girders do you want the case and sauce on top of the sauce?
I do want the sauce, please.
I can't tell if it's gonna be $148.50.
I end up spending $148, but you gotta pay before you get anything.
So meaning if it's a piece of motherfucking titty meat in my goddamn waffles, I already had to pay.
But I'm not allowed, that wasn't that bad.
$25 for a waffles when it comes a lot
But it's only a lot if you ain't got it broke ass niggas stop complaining about prices
I mean thanks to you
We're putting the time for the facts though. Yeah starts now. Let's see how long it is now since we did dine in
I'm projecting 22 minutes 22 minutes to get our food God
Bro, I hope that he do the right thing and give us our food before them right on the way
appreciate the updates
I
Y'all have life-skinned kids we all get older currently each one T two minutes in
Who says it's a name some syrup?
What the hell is this?
Like y'all in North Carolina are weird
32 minutes
Damn bro, it's not even that many people there please
Fucked up man
The baby please
baby
Baby make my food hurry up and please all new people like nobody in here that walked in with me is
Is here and they all got their food left. It's like it's been 40 minutes like no bullshit
I almost been here for two hours. I think we're finally
Ready for a food
Oh
The baby were naming one of the meals G spot
148 dollars for this period
That's it look like resident evil food
All right, so this is a lemon blueberry
Why now I'm not gonna lie bro this food didn't take 57 minutes and damn you're a year older
But this shit look amazing. I'm not gonna lie
Thank you G spot sauce
I wonder if it's really called G spot
No, bro, let's see is not
Look, let's see the little blueberry.
Now this was $25.
Is it your local?
You hear that, right?
$25.
And I'm not the mother niggas.
I'm eating right inside.
If I throw up, they gonna see me throw up.
Now I ain't eating that in my car.
Anyways, here go the waffle right here.
And they said it's not a real waffle.
It's like, I mean, this is a real waffle,
not a jiffy mix.
I didn't even know, I thought jiffy mix,
I thought you made waffles.
$25 for a fucking waffle, man.
I don't know.
So this is a real waffle.
And then the baby is dark skinned like me.
So you be trying to do your best and everything.
I feel like light skin niggas,
if you're a light skin niggas,
you cannot give the girl the best sex of her life.
The best kiss of her life.
You don't see niggas gotta try harder because-
Well, what is he talking about, man?
Is this-
He's being a stereotype.
So we're retweeting that, bro?
I ain't lying, bro.
I cannot imagine Doug giving a good dick, bro.
I ain't no lying, bro.
And that's not gay.
And locally, prime time niggas live on multiple.
And Gail is smiling,
because you know that's true.
Like, light skin niggas,
I ain't never seen a good life-skilling in like Hamilton. You can catch us like think about it like Lamello ball
He's good in the micro Jordan with dark skin
Are talking about right now
Everybody's chasing what about Marlon? What about Marlon?
Yeah.
We're waiting for it's anger, Cassie, Carlson, Cassie, listen, we're all hoping for a win.
I don't think we were expecting history to be made.
The highest-growing opening game in NFL history.
Ew, the fly's broke.
Even the fly's ain't hung.
Remember when Ben Johnson said he won't be made by the State Office in NFL history?
We're one.
We're right there.
He said you go into the NFL.
You want to have...
I do actually.
We're one.
We're right there.
I understand why niggas be beating this shit out of the waitresses at Waffle House.
Cause they be serving you some baby bagged bull shit.
This is like a cake.
Sure.
Sure.
Oh my.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is so good.
I'm so glad.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is so good.
I'm so glad.
This is so good.
I'm so glad.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Damn.
He's killed the whole thing.
No emote.
Look at baby.
look at baby feels the weight of that you feel like if this waffle tastes
anything like you you could take my home now look at this you might be coming
mom's nature off the back right let's show you in the club what you see some
thick some light skin some slim some petite some darn skin a beautiful woman
that you've ever seen in your life and you know you ain't got no chance with her
That's what this waffle look like right here every time I decide to get drunk
I would one of my girls
vagina and booty hole to look like this
Just put in the image of my head, bro, and I know why man
He spit it
Because what I do to it is already disgusted, but if it looked at pretty as this it wouldn't be that bad
Imagine you I'm talking about you hard as a brick and you see this
You see this when you pull your girl pregnant
What's you doing here girls asshole bro time to be done
I
Know they didn't even have no calorie things on there. So that's how you notice them 67% chance getting diabetes
We're in North Carolina. Anyway, I think everybody got diabetes in North Carolina
What a bite bro, she's making me hungry
I'll let the baby
Fuck me in a bowling alley
If I could have this every day help our neighbors he needs surprising
Like the first good review the dub has done bro
Did they get paid? No, they didn't but it's good. I got a seat
This is our control. I ain't a lot. This one is good. This blueberry one.
Give me you four new tires. Let me pray to God real quick.
I mean, it sucks to die. Guys, if I ever let a woman suck my
good delicious meat, make it taste like that blueberry zest.
Waffle please
Oh my god, we go y'all. This is the 45 dollar plate from no wise no knife chicken and waffles
Now this is 45 hours now how that blueberry goddamn waffle tastes
65
You don't go to steak 48 you don't go to mash throws you don't go to
What do you call that?
What is that?
Macaroni better than my mama and this ain't even close macaroni ain't talking about nothing
Everything is hot
Right there
But if I was stranded on a sand dude
With the Wayne the Rock Johnson get this throw up taste it like this goddamn
I stick my finger down his mouth every two hours to taste his boa.
I'm not a good fuck, bro.
What the fuck?
Like how do you even think of that shit?
That is fucking disgusting.
I couldn't imagine.
I literally can't even imagine tasting all this with a wop.
I don't even like stupid games.
Oh, what a fucking bite!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, what a bite!
Talk to me.
Bro, we've heard it.
No dicks? Any emotes?
Damn!
This is really good.
This is good as fuck.
The baby got to be behind the camera, bro.
Even the fistful one guy?
I wouldn't even say it.
to see the baby known for shooting shit and beating people in.
We got to be on the camera.
What a good.
This shit good though.
If I'm bad, I never I would never let my girl come here.
I'm saying she eat this.
She got oh it's so good.
The baby walk over here with a little ass beater.
I'm like yeah, I made that baby.
And now she got to give him some head.
I ain't fucking with that.
like what why though let's see
If it's a strange way out, we got the wings both wings
Let me pepper and buffalo first a nigga said he's better than Magic City
It already can't be is that Magic City?
You don't see outside
At Magic City first job, you don't see outside of the TV. You see ass in the titties
so
Look coming dry
Maybe I'm hating bro. I gotta go in person.
No e-motes.
Those are huge wings.
Hey magic city wings they ain't got a titty sweat on there limit pepper what
This is what makes it better social media influence
Just TV a lot of shit
People just watch you watching the video and it prevents the first one. They got real black people in there
No disrespect ain't no medicine in the whites. It ain't even a light skin niggas. They got all dark skin niggas back there
I
Should make me know
Boy, this guy ordered everything I remember I heard my mama arguing on the phone like 12 15 years ago
And she was like that's why uh the shit that come out your coochie looked like great
And I never knew what she was talking about. I still don't know
What STD out there look like great somebody can tell
They got sugar in them
That nigga baby
Some sauce that we said put on the side
Maybe a nigga man
Look at that catfish
he's gonna forget about it, uh
this ain't talking about nothing
you know how, he was comparing this
this is this right here
huh?
some of the man was gone, like ass man, alone
this is number two
Before you start rapping. It's just a meat plan. That's what this thing's like. This ain't talking about nothing
Don't get this one at all
Maybe he's dead as we have the camera
I'm back back in the case on earth. I'm gonna be completely honest
It's more like a lounge than restaurant think about it
on the plane it finished his food review bro that's pretty fire man think about it like this too
don't think of it as a place to go take your family to go eat some food you're being there to be
entertained like it's like like magic city wings was 25 dollars 25
and surprise and i paid 40 dollars for the lamb chops that's basically what it is think of it
That's a lounge, but I do kind of feel like my masculinity was kind of like I don't know
You know what I mean because I flew on a plane to go eat another nigga food
Now I know how girls feel when they get flown out and hit and quit and never talk to him again
I was supposed to do the video with the baby supposedly and it didn't happen
So it's like I got flown out didn't even get hit and got sent right back home. Oh
Wow, hang on that's fucked up
He flew to North Carolina thinking he was about to get a collab with the baby to try
his new food.
Went out there, said, the baby said, now I'm busy, still did the food review, and went
back to LA.
Damn, bro.
Anyways, be on that plane- Pudgy on me?
What are y'all saying, man?
He made me think of my next video, so I already thought of my next idea.
Appreciate y'all for supporting me, and I'll see you on the next video.
that's a bet W fucking dumb man 2.2 million views bro hi hi he's been going
he's on he's been on a run though W dub TV loud as hell no knife still use the
knife. Who else be thinking through? Wow. Yeah, not gonna lie, bro. He could not say in this
video that the food was bad, bro. He couldn't, huh? He couldn't. So now I gotta go. One day,
I gotta go and try it out and give a real honest review. Now, I'm gonna call Dub,
And I'm gonna schedule, we'll walk.
Four in the morning, you know what I mean?
Yo Doug, bro, I'm live.
What's the word?
Yo, are you in LA?
When are you back in LA, bro?
I think Monday.
Hey bro, I'm trying to trick you up out man, let's make that stream happen.
Oh yeah, let's do it Monday.
Monday?
Yeah.
I bet we laughed it.
Yeah man, why do you like my posts?
Why do you like my posts?
Instagram posts, people can know we're really friends.
No I did already, I already did.
Can't do more than that.
Oh I read it.
Hey.
Bro, you're one of the first people I like bro. You see spit 750k on two lips, bro. Like by me
I mean you're right, uh, you know I'm saying bro, you know, we like them and I just watch your baby video
You've been going crazy man. Good shit
The baby
the main song suge and bop
suge
what is it?
suge
suge, bro
oh, suge
suge
I do not renounce it, bro
but I knew the song
and you got flown out by the baby
and he'd even hit
I don't know why you're not gonna fall in the ground.
Alright, bro, let's go, man.
It's one here.
Ron's about to be here, LeShave time.
Yo, bro.
I mean, actually, not bad, man, you might use this, bro, but it's too wide, too wide.
poster format that poster format
who would have moved me?
seen this already?
alright bruh
alright bruh
where's one?
there is one!
lower accurate
fuck off bro
Oh my god.
Where is he?
What's up, Blush?
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
Does Braun need help?
Is he here?
Braun?
Maybe maybe we get a drone shot of them pulling into the driveway, bro. That could that could be hard
Yo, whoa
Yo, whoa, oh
You gave me the drone bag on them number
Where's the vet TV you roll where the fuck is my for that?
Those are almost there like pre-order
Nothing else to get like right now. So I used to chop that
So you some guys his shit first because he pre-ordered
Bro, I bought it too though. The clothes are
Hang a line you gotta be the first one
I like all I see them bro
Cyber fucking shrug yes
Fake busy method words. Yo woes bro get a job woes
Sissy ass fucking vacuum, sir.
What's that taste?
It's good, bro.
He said you have a sissy vacuum.
I don't have a vacuum, bro.
What is that?
I swear this is the Mavette.
That's not Mavette.
I swear.
Who, who, who?
Lacey said you should came today.
Nah, baby.
I gotta check my order.
Check, check, check.
Wait, you ordered one, too, no?
That's what Luda order or you ordered it. No, but it's not the backpack. Oh
Backpack said eight to ten weeks. Yeah
Eight to ten weeks that's like three months
No
But I'll open it. Don't open it. I'm not gonna open it. Is that?
Today
That's
Uh, wait, wait you said today
I'm about to see if I can go under, let me check my...
See if you should have gotten my Vick from the beginning.
No, I'm not gonna check my move.
Wait, your backpacker closed.
That's my truckie.
Wait, you got YBG then by that backpack?
I don't know.
Every colorway.
You got all three colorways?
Nah, I'm lying.
Okay.
I got one of them, bro.
You're gonna get the pony hair one.
Oh, I got the pony hair one.
Oh, you got the pony hair one?
Right, we got the pony hair one?
Yeah, you're gonna get it.
You got it over here, bro.
I'm actually gonna get it over here.
You got to do a 30-minute stream and then you're gonna get it over here.
Okay.
We got the point here. We got the point here. Well, you're you about over here, bro
I'm actually gonna do a 30-minute stream and then
But you don't even try to consider that though. You don't think guys thinking yo the TV might overheat
But it's built like when mesh and like all these schools, you know, so sort of ventilation is good
No
Well, guess what? Okay, my shit F's
It hasn't shit. Yeah
Bro, Drew's saying that that's a bet.
Drew's saying that's a bet.
Bro, it's a bet.
Chill, chill, chill.
It's at least as a bet.
Alright, open it.
Chill, come on.
Bro, it's not your...
Open the fucking bet.
You want to know that?
Bro, I want to see it.
I want to see it.
He's opening it.
I don't want to know what to bet.
I don't think it is.
Bro, I want to see you.
I can't even ship yet.
It's a lot of stuff, though.
I just want to know that.
Open it.
What if that's my jacket?
He might have switched it on.
No, it's not.
Oh my god.
Who's the center for that?
Guys, it's gonna take place. It's gonna take place.
It's gonna take place.
It's gonna take place.
Give me the bag.
She was the same as the bag.
She was the fucking devil.
She's the one named.
That's a stupid thing.
I got to get my butt on.
They're not the best.
No.
God, stay square.
No, it's lazy.
Forever and ever for the minute is showing.
Oh, this is it! Bring down the box!
Wait, that's actually the buffet!
Show the box!
I'll bring you the buffet!
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
You got the buffet!
That's small!
That's good.
Oh my god, I don't need a bio book. I got my friends at Hailey's.
No bro, I'm gonna go to the house to take care of that.
I did mean it.
Alright bro.
Yeah, we're not gonna need you to go to the house to beat that.
How long do you think it'll take?
Listen bro, this is gonna not gonna be a fun thing.
I'll be there.
Bro, I know.
I'm gonna put my helmet on.
I'm gonna get my gear real quick.
I'm gonna come right back down.
Alright, I'll see you in 45 minutes, bro.
What do you mean bro?
I was gonna take care of that.
So, we're done this?
Bro, let's go to a gas station for him.
It takes out whatever, whatever, whatever.
Yeah, bro.
I know me. I'm down
I should got a fucking grip on it
To stay stable
So you can stay stable no
Yo, why the fuck you should got a grip on it lays better at least he stable
Yeah, who the fuck put me in see bro
Yo, you're not gonna take me for a spin
One of these days of course bro. I want to do this today. Oh my god. Oh my god. Great challenge
Bro, after we build the house, I go in your car with you. I'm passenger
Bro, you don't want your tires you don't want your car and then you've launched control us on the road out there
Wait, let me get my professor
Watch keep saying for 25 bro
That's a bad. That's a bad but we can fuck around do that shit TODAY
Chad if you want me to steal Racy's the vent and book it in for myself
I gotta change it like construction on feet damn bro
Hello?
Oh, and I'm gonna be, oh, and I'm gonna be, oh, and I'm gonna be, oh, and I'm gonna be.
You got the cologne?
No, same cologne.
Okay, okay.
Growin' up a little bit, I see.
Maybe grow a little more facial hair, maybe then you'll be a...
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm trying to grow a little bit of that.
What you doing today, bro?
Try to collab?
Collab?
Yeah.
We're still gonna get a little collab.
What are you doing today?
Better be the house for the long road.
I was thinking Drew drives Porsche Turbo last.
That's what I was thinking.
Not gonna lie.
I lied, bro.
I like the low-marshit smooth off.
Imagine I crash it.
Oh my god.
That's a really good video, bro.
You make all the money back.
Yeah, I actually need to not have that.
But you gotta pay for my shit, though.
No.
If I drive that car, I'm just gonna walk up and buggy.
I can't call you buddy.
You fucking hear me?
Can't call you buddy?
We're my friends.
Don't buddy me.
OK, friend.
OK, that's my friend.
There you go.
There you go.
All right, bro.
I hate that guy.
Watch out in the corner.
OK.
She don't cut.
Let's make sure you don't cut.
Don't just run in the corner
and be careful of the mirror, OK?
All right, bro.
Alright, where's your construction outfit, dude?
So, I need to get a helmet.
Helmet acquired.
I need to get, there you get a little, a vest, maybe.
Maybe get some gloves.
gloves boom construction why does it have a fucking staple in it
hey fucking yo bro you're gay phone for you know you're doing what the fuck is
wrong with you I'm on my number now I can't do it really center deep on how my
I gave all of them for a bin and over and gave them gloves!
What the fuck are you doing, fuckin' slut?
Dude, what you're fuckin' about?
Nah, bro.
Um, I got Naruto outfit, but I'm not really having much construction fits.
I gotta get some nice, like, denim for sure.
I gotta get some nice denim.
Some tight denim, bro.
I don't got tight denim, bro.
Musta baggy.
I don't need to do that.
I don't need to do that.
Beater, bro.
Yep.
I don't have...
I'll go back.
Beater.
Beater? I ain't no lie, I need a bro, I need a Dio to race, I had a crazy whiff of a Bio.
You get a Bio, I thought the Asians didn't have it.
I don't know, I thought I didn't either.
Activated? It's like the mutant gene.
Um, no, no, what paints the...
There were some genes, bro.
Gotta go genes, right?
Lula, you just got off like a nine hour shift, bro, you're drinking beers.
Can I go Mike and Mary on them?
Oh, you think construction workers have Mike and Mary?
I ain't a lie, it's bad.
Actually, yes, bro, you can sell that shit.
I can smell it.
That might be the answer around here upper lip.
I said that might be your upper lip.
Yeah, you're a funny guy.
Yeah, I'll know this.
How about this one?
OK.
Then what do I go, Tims?
Oh, yeah, you got to go, Tims.
I ain't lying, bro.
You got to go upper body up.
I'm going upper body up.
You got to go upper body up, bro.
I'm not going to go upper body up.
I'm not gonna give you a little Twitter gay farm in that you'd be doing for interaction
I'm not gay farm I'm not gonna get that for you, bro
Gotta go classic brown belt no belt bro. I got a P construction helmet
Tiddles, all right, that's a bet
Get a wipe get white tanks. Let me go white. He made a white tank bro for sure.
Bro, but I hate now. Now this tank is fucked up bro.
Now, sex it out bro.
And all my white tanks were ass. They're like too loose on me. Cause yeah these are just too loose.
You gotta go echo beat her bro.
Stop bro, stop pretending this shit into a TikTok shop ad.
I'm a hero cook and then I got my gloves I got my helmet and then we better be out
Bo, but remember, don't show the corner in the mirror, okay?
Okay, I'll be right back.
Gotcha, bro.
Ah, jeez.
All these rules, bro, I gotta follow, like,
don't show the corner in the mirror.
Don't show the mirror.
Don't show the mirror.
You say, what?
You say, don't show the mirror?
Alright, that's the butt.
Mirror, mirror, yell, mirror, question mark.
Okay. Yo, don't show the mirror, bro.
But hey, my keep it up, bro
You guys boyfriend stank on I know brash a little dress
He's looking cute in there shit imagine you finish him with no pants
Then like his little dress will only be so short. So you see a little ass cheeks, but you know
Let's see your sugar mirror Linda. Yeah, it's not yelling. All right, I said, but
Low-quick little pants
It's going over there. Don't show the house on me. I bet your work cool name, bro
Then you look good. Yeah, it's it's already got my cadre edit for the week, bro
I'm feeling pretty good actually actually feeling pretty good as a matter of fact
Thank you guys for let me know
I don't know. You look good with shade. Hey, thanks, bro. She's up. Who you gonna do today, bro?
Fuck yeah, bro
You going baseball home with them?
Yeah, all got construction bro.
Got my tins, work boots, crimson bitch.
Let's fucking go.
There you go, I'm gonna have that Texas girl though.
Let's fucking go.
Knock the corner.
It's my take all day, bro.
It's all good, man.
I'm from Texas.
We do shit like this on the daily.
Bruh, so when we had like an actual construction,
let me go my room, I think.
What's up, bruh?
What?
So, look at that.
Bro
But I couldn't do it. It was too last. I tried to do it so we had to be happy today
And I tried to do it. I couldn't do it like you couldn't prove it
That's what I said
That's what we're saying
No, no you have to get approved
Tonight and I and I tried to get it you
I'm down
Did you tell him did you tell him
You see you have his number bro tell him
Jinxie
I already did
You did?
What are those pants?
It says it on my ass it brand
I got this in Japan.
Oh, that's in Seoul, right?
Yeah.
It's from Japan.
That's in Seoul.
Yeah.
It's from Japan.
That's in Seoul.
After you start talking.
All right, brother.
What?
You came all the way back.
I already ordered it, brother.
I already ordered it.
You ordered it?
I already ordered it.
I already got it.
I already bought it.
The time it dropped, it sold out.
I mean, it sold out instantly.
I got it.
I already got it.
Pony hair too.
Pony hair too.
here too we don't look good bro
wow my little man's first day at work fuck I lost my glasses bro
What's that blotch?
All of today's fucking work.
Get that fucking...
Get that fucking...
Ray, we're building a fucking house!
What?
What are we building today? One by one again?
I bet.
I
Do in this because it's gonna take fuck forever so I need you to look sexy and entertained
So listen right now Ron is drilling the wood piece into the wood right now
This is great drilling technique. I remember doing this back at a West day aware
We're creating a 7-11 area. Oh, honestly, I could get another drill. We could twice with drills. We do. Do we?
I'm pretty sure we do
Get a tape measure while you're at it
What is that
Hey
You're the construction site water boy. I'm not a fucking water boy. No my job
Don't we have a drill we might what type of fucking fucking scooby-doo ruler is this
I always wanted to be a millionaire streamer that has a Porsche.
I actually wanted to be a firefighter growing up.
And then it turned into a doctor.
And then it became a nurse.
And then it became a streamer.
I wanted to be a nurse.
I was a nursing major.
I took one class and I was like, this is not for you.
I already know this, you have a hard eyes in the chat, right?
Like, I mean, probably not, unless it usually is.
In another world, I'd be like,
a sexy, like a, like a, what's his name?
What's the, what's that, like, acts every role?
Johnny sins.
Another word I'd be like, Johnny sins.
Today I'm gonna be a construction worker.
Well, you don't have to drill.
No drill?
No, it's just that they're pumpkin chili.
Where we had another one in the house?
We had one?
What is that?
Well this is like an impact crunch.
I mean that works but I don't know if it's like strong enough through that.
It's like a baby ass one.
Oh there's another kid.
Oh nice.
Let me take that to the bathroom.
Do you want me to take the whole toolbox?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stone.
Don't lose it.
You look good today boys.
Working harder than I can catch.
Oh, yeah.
Kid, you're working harder than I can.
I feel good.
I feel good.
I gotta work.
Matt would be proud of me right now.
Matt would love this shit.
He always wanted me to be a handyman.
And then I became a L.A. Sissy boy streamer.
Let me have the Sissy fucking like his ass.
She doesn't wipe my ass, bro.
Yeah.
Fuck.
She doesn't do my laundry.
She did it one time over again.
What up, partner?
Got a fucking toolbox.
Measuring tape, hammer, drill, everything.
Thanks, Jason.
Of course.
Do you like to have a drill?
It looks like another drill.
Most of it is not.
But it should work.
Let's open this bad boy up.
It's a gold loot.
It says your name on it.
Come on, bro. This is me.
Alright, come on.
Alright.
Wait!
Wait, is that a drill in here?
It's a Bluetooth drill.
This is pretty cool.
What the fuck?
That's the thing.
You put your never really been a handyman.
handyman. Michael is back in safety's first.
Am I supposed to have safety goggles? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't have wide enough goggles. What? Got it.
Okay, so the only problem is it doesn't, it's the thick one.
How do we get the... Yo, woesh, how do we get the... You know what I'm saying?
Look. Thank you, Doug. No, no, no, I'm saying it's... Look at this.
The top. How come my hat is...
I don't have a boneless hat
But you put
And then that goes
Oh, yeah, yeah
This goes there
Look at my handyman's bro
Yo, you have a bluetooth one way. This is-
Yo, come on, talk to me, bro. This is how we do it, man. Jason and we do box
It's like a magnet.
Is it?
Wait
This should work, no?
Yeah, yeah, no, that's gonna work.
Yeah
I'm dead ass serious
But you really can't fuck this up
I'm not, I'm not
All right, this is actually fucking coated.
Bro, come on, bro.
He's got a fucking Bluetooth memory on this Sissy one.
Bro, what, you gotta plug your drill in?
Fuck.
Yeah, you gotta plug his drill in.
All right, let's see it.
All right, come on.
All right, so what you're gonna do, look.
Right, Beb?
He's gonna put two on two.
Here, you start.
Look, you just drill on the sides.
Okay.
Two, like one on top, one on the bottom.
Do you have the nail?
Brother, don't ask stupid questions, bro.
You know what they do in construction fields?
We're gonna start fucking you in a second.
Is that what they do?
No, I'm serious.
They be like, they be just like, they be just like, they be just like, they be just
up and start fucking your shit, right?
What the fuck?
Come on, get to work.
All right, bet.
All right, bet.
Or you get fucked.
So you just gotta connect it, right?
Yes, but make sure it's a line.
What's not a line?
You see?
You fucking idiot.
It's my first day in a job.
Yo, I'm gonna tell the fucking boss.
You fucking cocksucker.
It's my first day in a fucking job.
Come over here.
Come over here.
And have him do it on the red lines here.
Look.
You see these red lines?
What you're gonna do?
Okay, which other side do we align it on, like this?
Center.
Center.
So you're going to center it, like so.
Okay?
When it's centered, you're going to go one on the top, one on the bottom.
Okay?
Don't fuck up.
We don't got extra wood.
Okay, it's my first day.
Okay?
I don't give a fuck if it's your first day.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a rat's ass.
I'm sorry.
You're going to go to the top.
Top?
Yes.
That look good.
Yes, don't angle it wrong.
Harder, like a man.
Yo.
What's that?
Oh, you have a knife.
Yo, what's up?
Oh, are you out of battery?
Tch.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I think I'm out of battery.
I think I'm out of battery.
Fuck!
Fuck it!
It worked though!
It worked!
It's in!
It's back in!
You need to get more in.
Is it out of battery?
Might be out of battery, boys.
Might be out of battery.
It's Bluetooth though.
Hey, you plug in that portable.
I see what you got.
Hey, shit, dude.
You got a USB seat.
You got a USB seat.
Everybody got a portable for my drill?
Hey, click it.
See if it still works.
Oh, it's not power. It's not powerful. Oh, it's not powerful. I need to use I need a portable
Yeah, I'm built like those guys too. I mean like we should recreate this
Guys look like the guys in this
You work for five seconds. Hey, I need another drill do it that's a child drill on this side, too
Like this I do this side first
You have a portable on you
Oh, what's getting bored?
Just top and bottom right?
that's dirty no fucking move my boy
oh my god my first day in my job first day first may give me a fucking break
Just gotta scoop this little bit more in
So hey, so how come this plank is not long enough it doesn't fool me. Oh, are you gonna use your fucking brain?
We're gonna push it look you say he's pushed it fucking dingus
Bosses a big abusive Jesus
Well, we're gonna fucking work man.
We don't do the, hey, nail me.
This is what it's like.
Wow.
This is what it's like.
Hell yeah.
Someone took a fucking bite out of this wood.
Did I get a nail?
Right over there?
It's safety protocol, bro.
What the fuck are you doing throwing nails around?
You had your head though.
Woo!
Plus, I was testing if you read section 704.
Is there like a chains break in the middle of this?
What is that over there, huh?
What is that?
What the fuck was that?
There's fuckin' flies over here, what the fuck is that bird?
Yo, I need 11 of my seconds real, bro.
Second now, you fuckin' idiot, it's right there.
Where the fuck did it come from?
I'm taking your pay too, I ain't gonna lie.
What?
No, this shit's not in all the way, oh no.
No, I need to, no, no, no, no, no.
I need my drill out of battery, bro.
You're pissing me off.
What am I doing wrong?
Please explain.
You told me to drill at the red lines,
that's what I'm doing.
Yeah, but it's not in all the way.
I think you need to finish it off.
My drill's not as powerful.
This is you, you top it off,
and I'll put the drill in there.
Other side, other side now.
Other side.
Let's go.
Whoo!
Good shit, Beth.
Good shit, y'all.
Can already see the one by one for me.
I ain't wearing my net there.
What the fuck?
Yo, whoa, chill out, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Hey, yo, what the fuck?
You just put your entire ball sack on me.
Watch out, bro.
Don't fucking nail my fucking foot, dumbass.
Mass watch your foot, bro. I'm working wider
Are you are useless?
Like it in my
Hey, I'm going top and bottom, bro
That's not really centered.
That's good?
Yeah.
Right there?
Yep.
Okay.
Go, drill it.
Is it drilling?
Drill them in.
Go on.
It might not work while charging.
Oh my god.
Take five, bro.
No.
Take five?
No, I don't want to take five.
Take five.
I want to work.
Okay, well if you want to work, I want to work.
That's not going to cut it.
That's not going to cut it.
Are you serious?
Maybe I go hammer
No, maybe just do hammer. No God. No, what's wrong with hammer?
Yeah, boys need water that's any water anything
Right any water go over there. I'm trying to hit a fucking tomahawk throw over get the fuck out of my
You know what it is?
It's my fucker who used his paycheck already on a fucking car to fit in with the Irvine
kids.
And now you want to come to work unprepared?
What the fuck is wrong with you bitch?
Yo, you're pit- yo, I'm about to take this drill and put it up your anal cavity, understand
me?
Wait can I not hammer this in?
He's the first person to hammer a screw down.
So there's screws and there's nails.
Oh.
OK, got it.
OK, that's all I mean.
I'll take five.
Take five.
Need water, food, snacks, anything?
We got three.
All right, bet.
I'll get you out some waters.
Fuck out of my face.
I quit my 9 to 5, bro.
I'm going to do a workforce, kid.
I'm not as easy as it looks, isn't it?
Not as easy as it looks, guys.
Alright.
Woo!
Fuck!
Let's break water right there oh there is dead as cold water right there I'll
get some snacks for the guys we get some sex works five minutes asking for a
break I have to wait until the drill charges so it's more powerful you can't
get a break you can't get a break my arm hurts you're my armor can't get a
I don't want to hold this shit on the board.
Did you just say that?
Let me get a snack for the guys.
It won't get more powerful?
We'll take that, we'll get some Cheeto,
some mango bites for the guys.
You want anything you want to eat?
Some sausages for the boys.
Not a drill for that, you got a weak drill.
Need an impact drill, that's a drill for low shit.
Anything but work you're a disgrace to the winning bloodline?
Y'all ain't in the line, bro, y'all talking crazy right now.
Y'all talking crazy, bro, y'all.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Coming back, boys! Got snacks!
I look good though. Yeah it looks pretty good.
Kind of looks a little better with the helmet on.
My helmet is boneless, it just falls off. I mean Brett, safety first.
What do I need a helmet for, bro? That thing is going to fall out the fucking sky.
Whoa, something already hit your head, bro. It flies. It's a very strong fly. Yeah, I don't know what that was.
It's right behind the back of the head, bro.
I got a little tic-tac for the guys got a bunch of little shit for us
I'm I think this shit's all charged up. I'm ready to build this shit for us
No, no fuck up for real, bro
Yeah
Up bro, I know this is gonna be easy wait, so if it's two bars that means already charged, right?
This one's just weaker than that one, it's a fucking USB seat dog shit.
It's fine.
I mean if you just do the screws and finish it off with that one, you're chilling.
This one's done right?
Yeah, that one's done.
I bet.
Start the next...
Oh God, you might want to watch him.
There he goes, on the other side of this.
Make sure it's aligned though, yeah?
I got you, bro.
Back out boys.
Make sure it's a line though, yeah?
Got you, bro.
Back out boys!
All of these fucking work, man.
What?
Thank you, Wosh.
This is some team effort right here, bro.
Poor boys make a fucking house.
7-11 segments are gonna hit, man.
What the fuck are you doing?
Can't even see what I'm doing over here, bro!
What the shit?
Oh yeah, that's perfect!
Nice!
Let's fucking go, man!
No, you really gotta make sure it's in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have to top these off the...
No, I got time for that.
Alright, then I can hammer it in.
What do you think?
Because this is not the most powerful drill.
So I can top it off me with a hammer.
It is powerful. Your shit is just fucking out.
Yo!
You're gonna need to finish these off.
Do I gotta fucking tear you a new ass?
Get to fucking work.
It's my first day.
Stop complaining.
It's my first day.
Nails aren't even going in my drill is not strong enough. Oh, do you see this shit? This is the ass fucking drill. What you got?
I'm gonna tear you a new ass
Fucking use that drill. How is that working? I told you bro. No, it's all the way in
What do you mean? I did I I don't know
Yeah, I mean it's a screw down a nail no, but the screw power is already all the way in and so you see how like
So you see how this is a screw?
So these screws into the wood so what you're doing is you're basically just pushing the wood forward if you're nailing it
Okay, so this is breakable right now holding it. I mean it should be okay because you got it in most of the way
Yeah, I would just wait till you get that yo fat ass up your food break already. Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me what what you want to jump as you have fucking a story
Over me doesn't he have to treat me like shit bro matter of fact, I need a napkin for all this shit
Bro, I know I just put this on bar that
God bro, I'm on my fucking five
What the fuck? This is why we wear helmets!
Did you see that shit?
What the fuck is in the sky, bro?
What the fuck is in the sky, bro?
Ow!
Are you fucking crazy?
Let me fucking work in peace!
Okay, so then fucking do your job!
I'm doing my job, bro!
Obviously not!
Do my fucking job, man
Damn
He's even real town's like
I step on a nail right now
Real little fucking nail, bro
Stop messing up I'm getting scared
I
Work it on this side boys
Yes, yes, yes, so what was was was when it's all the way in like this why just hammer in the rest
construction workers are watching this and they're like yo these guys are fucking
bitches and they will never ever work at 95 to real yeah they're looking at us
like we're fucking crumbs
I think they're scared that you're gonna take their jobs look you yeah if
you're a construction worker in the chat bro am I disrespecting y'all right
Let me know.
I don't want to disrespect any blue collar workers here.
Yo chat!
Yo chat!
It's high construction.
Yo chat!
It's how I use these gloves.
Yo, how about you fucking start working like a real man?
You're a fucking man over here.
I'm taking five, bro.
This is popping a fucking Asian boss squad.
Trying to record your dumbass.
Trying to fucking pose for the ladies.
Look at you.
Look at you, bro.
I'm on five.
You can pour water on yourself so you're like face sweaty.
What's this?
You can screw them in on the way with it.
Let's give that ant a hurricane.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Matt, this is the good tool.
All in today's fucking work. I can't do that one. I want to use a drill
Ron you're not sweating like him
You're not sweating bro
All right, once that's good, you know what's sad?
You know what's fucking sad?
When Lacey built the house, and he was 700 pounds heavier,
he was fucking out working you, bro.
He was fucking out working you.
You know what it is?
This guy got too comfortable in life.
Yeah, that's what it is.
You bought your nice car, you bought another car,
you buy cars, you buy a lot of cars.
Cool, bro.
You're too comfortable.
Get to fucking work.
My boss is a fucking asshole, bro.
My boss up there didn't want to fuck the ass off.
This fucking thing fucked up one more time. I'm gonna fucking take my life.
My drill ran out of energy.
Your drill? Your fucking drill?
I said drill fat ass!
You say that shit one more time?
I'm fucking drilling my head.
I'm sweating my ass off working over here.
Sweating your ass off, bro.
I'm going manual, bro.
Fuck that drill sissy shit.
I'm going manual screwdriver on him.
What you work on buildings, bro?
That's the next goal.
And this is what we need for some of the billet for us.
What are you doing?
Is it good for him?
Yeah.
Guys, make sure that he won't get it,
if he's not, he's not gonna get it.
All right, man.
How you doing?
Oh, it works.
It definitely works.
This is definitely working.
It's drilling in, but it's just taking a lot more time.
But I think my drawer went out of battery, bro.
I had two ballers.
I know it's...
It died somehow.
I don't know how.
Hey, by the way, while you're still working on one side, I'm done a whole fucking thing.
Well, my drill's fucking from Teemu.
Oh, I wonder where that came from.
I'm making a racist joke on the fucking construction site.
I get it, I get it. I get it.
Fucking mudball.
Yo, really? Mudball. Mudball.
Yeah, yeah, fucking...
Yo, ladies, you gotta run your nose, bro.
someone sick around us? Yeah, I think I got COVID from our new hire Jason. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Should we
start throwing shit around like like what you do for your holidays? Oh really bro? Yeah. Yeah? Fucking asshole.
So wait, this one doesn't fully reach, huh?
It doesn't.
Wait, is my portable dead?
I mean, my shit dead?
Here we go.
He's gonna see, like,
SWEET!
Yo, I got it, bro.
Get away.
Just help me with...
Just get me...
Like, I'll set you and then, like...
I'll set the screen and you finish the point.
You know, set yourself on fucking fire.
So, what's that, woe, just like you need to be here?
I'm working right now, bro. I want break. I'm gonna break
We're gonna take our Porsches out. Oh, they're gonna fucking sissy complain like fucking we don't drink and drive, bro
We're cool
Whoo, yeah, bro, this is what my ass off chat
Working hard on the working kids
Yo, I like and I just hear him Marlin could probably do that show is mine
I can literally probably just like lift it up and instead of drilling just punch the nail in bro literally bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. That's pretty brutal, bro
Hey, Modellos!
Yo, I'm tired too. You think I'm not tired too?
Come on, let's keep fucking moving.
Dude, can you search the work? Just work, Shrunk.
Yeah, I also stole some fuckin' money.
Maudetto!
You think it's over, right, okay?
Yes.
Corona!
Well, Corona vibe.
Make some white, make some cut letters for the boys.
Get a little hard.
How many?
You want one?
Yeah, I'm getting one.
Five, one, two, three, four, get five.
You can get a little white cloth or clothes.
White hats.
oh fuck just found the guy I found gold loot bro just found gold
modellos oh my modellos it's modellotime
modellos in clover
I'm on today's tough work.
It's more deadlock time!
Is that motivated?
Yeah, it's okay.
I got the mustache.
It doesn't make you Mexican, does it?
Beers on the way boys!
Hey catch!
How do we not catch those?
Yo, woosh, I got more bro.
Is it that bad working for me, bro?
Is this side good is the side good
No
One of the home depot workers was a girl and she's like, oh, I got cheated on and we were like our bet and then I walked out and I got Russell her number and she was like, yeah, is he fucking her right now?
I don't know.
Also, what are you doing?
Like dude like he's watching the construction site. It's like important. You gotta make sure no one
Thank you, thank you, bro. Yo, woesh, I'll open these is this a twist-off
Okay
Teach me how to do shit
No that cannot be good for your teeth, bro
What the fuck the fuck is in this shit, bro fucking disgusting
It's a fucking beer.
Bro, who genuinely enjoys drinking this?
That is delicious.
Are you serious?
All you need right there is just a-
I'm not really a fan. I don't fuck with beer.
All you need is just a lime, bro, and that shit gonna make you go to heaven.
But Jason, what if you, like, got us like a pitcher of lemonade or something?
Yeah, can you go make us a lemonade-lemonade boy?
Come on. You dead ass right now?
There's a pitcher in the glass.
But I'm waiting for my drill to charge, and I'm right back in the truck.
back in the last wall so we already done you can't come for the construction
site you're not wearing it you're not wearing you're not you can't go in there
you're fucking my function we up function we yes that Asian shit oh no shit in
your room is it place properly I thought I was you know yay no bro
In my hammer
All right, just tell me what the next step is I'll put the wall up
By force got it that is something I'll do and can do but first I need some water
All right, so this is a two-by-four right here, okay got it got it
What are you talking about?
I'm a quick and funky.
What are you talking about?
Where do you want these blood woods?
Just lay them down.
Bye, kiddo.
I'll find that new one.
We did it.
Yo, Motherfucker.
That's who was hitting the caramel part of the leaf.
Who's careful to splinters, that's why you need gloves
Like that
Need some music
Oh, fuck.
Whoo!
What's wrong?
Let me know if I have my form, Bet.
Try to do it like this.
Two at a time.
Two at a time?
Yeah.
All right, yeah.
We all got to flip a meeting and just stand up.
Some bodies can't hear
Just putting wood on the ground
Good job, bro
Hey, this should kind of like Fortnite
Hey, this should kind of like Fortnite
What the fuck up?
You know, in case I knew like that bullshit job
Cause it's like most of the difference between you guys picking it up from there
and picking it up from right here
I feel like he low key gave you a job just to like not have you not
No, cause then we gotta separate it
No kill yourself!
Did I really need my life to get thrown in there brother?
Bro, is this what it's like working at 9 to 5?
Yeah, it's no welcome. Welcome to the job, bro.
How fucking emotional abuse is this?
That's why every 9 to 5 workers feel like they kill themselves while they work.
Hey!
Oh my God, Ladybug!
Where? I'll kill it.
Ladybug!
Oh my God!
Ladybug!
Bro, I used to let-
They're not supposed to fly away.
That's how I know you're not the chosen one. You're scaring up a fucking lady.
Well, all of a sudden you came and started flying away.
Ladybug bro. Oh really, it flew away.
It's in my hand.
That's me at Modelo.
Modelo.
You're wasting my bad. You're wasting my videos. Alright, Miha, come on. Let's work. Let's go.
Turn that shit off, man. We're working here. What's next? No more on this. Then you turn the shit on, okay? No more on this.
I need you to load all of this into the truck.
I'm not fucking for real.
Back into the back of the truck.
All that wood?
We need it back in there.
I just put it down, though.
I just put it down, though.
Why would I put it back?
We need it all back into the truck.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I don't think that one's safe.
All right.
What about the plate?
What about these?
I'm going to load it out.
Flip it over.
We're going to lay it out.
Lay it?
Let's go blessings on blessings on blessings. Yeah work. Come on. Yeah
Hey
You don't want to work right tank
Now we're working let's do this shit
How do you let her drink bro?
Oh no
I'm telling you this can really scam us
Bro what type of plank is that?
She kinda looks like Ed Ed Ed Ed
I need a shirt now bro
This should look like a house
Someone took a fucking bite out of this one
I ain't gonna lie this shit is kinda like Fortnite
You're alive on Twitch is
I'm gonna fucking kill you, you understand me?
You're alive on Twitch is
I'm gonna fucking kill you, you understand me?
I don't want to work at 9-5 anymore, but this is emotional fucking damage I go through working 9-5.
I don't care.
I don't have a fucking helmet, bro.
Yeah, that's why I fucking hurt. Safety rule protocol.
My helmet is boneless.
Oh, your helmet's boneless. Your helmet's boneless.
That fucking asshole is about to be boneless the way I fuck it.
So if you work at 9-5, is this how your boss was to treat you?
I'm going out the white car! Suck up!
I've got to...
Are you fucking...
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Yes sir!
Need help.
Wood me over there.
Let's go. Let's go. Don't trip.
You're gonna flip it.
You mother fucker.
We'll flip it.
Alright, here we go.
Woo! This one's got something behind it to it.
We'll have it aligned later, we'll align it later.
Hey, this is tough.
Let's keep it a little bit.
Let's go.
Come on, suck it.
Let's go!
I'll fuck up my 1 of 40.
Alright, flip. Flip it.
Fucking flip it, you constant-
Don't do that to the other side, you per-s-bitch!
I gotta speak your language?
Don't go ahead.
No, no, don't. Don't go ahead.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, we're already over there.
Oh, shit.
Flip it.
Flip it.
I don't know where you're going to put the door open.
We're going to make a door when we're inside.
Oh, you're going to cut the door open?
Yes.
Oh, that's far.
Here we go.
Yep.
Flip!
Flip it.
All righty.
Drop.
Hold on to this work.
Woo! See, look at this. This is the first time a truck's been used as a truck.
Let's go, man. Let's go. Let's do the investment.
Oh, shit. Go across.
Watch the drill. Watch it. You gotta move it.
Hang on, I think I'm drunk, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Little bit.
Yeah, if you want to get... Yo, you crack my shit?
Excuse me.
Three, two, one.
What do you need, bro? Soju or whatever the fuck it's called?
You want my coronas? You want a soju?
No, I'm drunk, bro. Am I red?
Ow, fuck both POVs!
Nyeeewww!
Ow, ow, ow!
drill drill drill drill let's start with this side flip line it up line it up
drop
I ain't lying bro, this is a speed run bro.
Don't tell the boss.
No, no, no.
Let me get some.
What are you doing, bro?
That was terrible.
George, it's bad for you.
Hey yo.
Owls got both POVs, yeah?
Well, they're saying that Jason's camera actually looks like shit.
Maybe Owls is just fucking around.
Owl, figure it out.
Nice, can you pull it up on your phone?
Oh, he's only flipping fucking poprider. Oh my god
What are you moaning about? What are you doing?
Bring it over. Three, two, one
Take five
Don't kiddo
Whoo
We need another hammer!
You're back on!
I didn't even get to take five!
Alright, I'm back!
The same Jason's camera has 2016 quality.
Are you dead ass?
Stop playing.
You're saying download the bad guy?
You used to have a bitrate, you used to have fucking everything.
Alright, put it down.
I used to have a tank top too, bro.
I have a red mine, man.
Here, come over here, walk over here.
Want to do this?
Move the fuck over.
Let's see if this shit really works.
Yeah, let me hammer on your...
Dude, I forgot to have mine.
One of these fucking...
That bull shit.
Ow!
Do you want to see your finger, dude?
Dude, do you want to see your finger?
Oh, you wanna show me that real man, peasant?
I don't wanna talk to you like that much, a lot.
I'm just gonna say that.
You fucking sissy bitch.
Dude, everything else looks stupid.
Get the nail in the toilet.
Get that horn.
There you fucking hoe.
Nailed that shit.
All right, bro.
Anybody got an extra hammer?
Hammer.
This toolbox is out of hammers, y'all.
Oh, that one.
Good.
You really can't fuck yourself though, Jason.
This is the most powerful of all.
Come on.
Go do the other end, Jason.
Do you want to get some niche?
Everywhere there's a red line, like you, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just across, right?
Yeah.
Hang on, the finishing product's about to be amazing.
Anywhere there's a red line.
Red, red, red.
Like, right here, Beth?
We're better now.
Like, right here, Beth?
Yeah, wherever the red line is, we got it.
Just one.
We got it.
Fuck!
Are you a fucking sissy fucking boy?
BANG!
Hey, this is kind of like Fortnite.
No, you gotta align it first. It's not aligned at all.
So, like this? Like this, Bet?
Overlap.
Like this?
Um, yeah, if there's a red line, you got it.
That could have fucking took me out. You see that?
Thank God, bro.
That's the right area.
That's the same.
That's the gap.
BANG!
Alright.
Is this gap okay?
There you go.
Go ahead, y'all.
In the wood together, right?
There's no stud there. Only where the red lines are at.
There's a stud right here.
It's hard.
So my boss keeps threatening my life, bro.
Your life is useless.
Your life is useless until we get bangin'.
Oh fuck, bro!
Motherfucker, how do you send all these things flying?
Alright, I got money.
This shit is exactly like Jordan and I, bro.
Need a beer, will ya?
Where in the...
We're in the, it's a T-Squad!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's a great death!
It's a death, it's a T-Squad!
We have our safety goggles.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's just good.
Genuinely like that shit.
It's an acquired taste, kid.
On the edges, I'll put one on the edge right here, Beth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do we need any of the middle?
Woo!
I got the middle.
All right.
Nice.
I think you're all ready over here too.
All ready?
Got my Chanel.
All right, what else do we need?
If you're like, if you really just like put them in your mouth,
like have them hanging out your mouth.
Oh, that's hard, bro.
I ain't lying.
Which one are we working on now?
That's one over here.
I bet.
You sure push it with your tongue
so it doesn't get out of there.
Ow!
Ow!
Motherfucker!
Ow!
Ow!
That shit's dead ass in here.
Ow, bro!
You're really good!
I have disornings in my gondola.
No, please.
I didn't saw any of them.
This is good.
First it is like 49
I'm scared
Get practice for this run
That's what I'm saying
Ow, boy!
Ah!
Ow
You got gloves on
What the fuck is a glove doing?
I know you got gloves on
Gloves doing nothing to help me, man
Bro, what?
I don't know
No
You know when he builds the platform and he stays on and he keeps going and then it falls?
Yeah, I like that.
I love you as a cluster.
Boom!
Hey, this is kind of satisfying.
You ever see anybody that can literally one-shot them?
Probably, but it doesn't seem very smart in my business.
You can try it?
Do it in like three seconds.
Ahhhh!
Look, put it in a little bit.
Not one shot.
You have to play the nail game.
This one's kind of awful.
There you go.
That was a one shot though.
So can you one shot?
I don't know.
One shot.
Ooooooh!
That was tough.
I
Watch this
That's it could have fucking took my
I'm like a fucking warm-up.
Hello, Keybub.
He's been here for six years.
Yeah.
You might have to wait a second.
It's fine.
It'll hold.
Yeah.
As long as it holds, we're filming.
Hey, Fessy.
I know that was not online.
It's fine.
It lives.
Hold on to that.
Get him?
Oh, okay.
Wait, where's the other one?
This one's not online.
You need to fucking be here, bro. Yeah, you spit that shit out every time
You would say a miss
I think I'm getting like fucking drunk up the drip list that is dripping on my tongue
Not bad at all, kid. I'm doing pretty good.
I haven't seen my chat in a minute.
Yo, Josh, can I take a shit?
Why are you red?
That'll be you work?
Oh, Jason, you're talking about, should I go read my chat?
Do you see me doing that right now? I'm working.
We're providing content. We're not fucking reading. This isn't reading simulator
If I don't see my chest W's my brain will stop working
You don't know how to spell anymore. Yes, I do brother. You need to wear it.
Like, you put, you put that on. You gotta spin it.
First of all, it's on a monopita.
O N A
You already be out, you already be out!
Yeah, you're done.
O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-A
Nope.
Bro, use the Audemont-a-Pia to fucking sing this.
Audemont-a-Pia, bro. God, man.
You fucking, the way you use that hammer
is a lot of Audemont-a-Pia effects out here.
I didn't make any fucking sense.
Makes decent sense.
Alright, dude.
Don't put it in sharp ways.
It's sharp ways in your mouth.
Yo karate kid, we doing this or not?
Yeah, wax off, wax off.
Motherfucker Jason, are you serious?
You're fucking here for so hard it...
Oh
My dad would be proud of me, bro
Red line boom
He gave me a cigarette
This is pretty epic
Wait, can I get a nail oh, I know we're good. Hey, this side is good. I think we made it
nation nails on a fucking tended
the fuck I want to put like I like on
that nipple I just want to fucking nail
it all right ready guys why is it just
random meat sticks on the ground dude
don't you want it here where do we want
the house we're gonna lift it up
Ready?
Ah, here we go.
Alright, everyone put their muscle faces on please.
Muscle face.
No, we're just looking over here, Ron.
I will.
This side.
Should be lensey.
Should be lensey, though.
Oh.
Okay.
Should be lensey, though.
Ow!
I fucked up already.
Grab the hammer, and lift.
Come over here, Jason, to this side.
I'll do it on this side, so you can lift both of us.
Got me.
Hands up.
Got it.
Got it
Jason now mean you are gonna lift this one got it first. Let's get the drill
You ladies got it
Hey, y'all got this right me bet me bet me bet we're gonna work on the other wall, okay
I'm gonna slide, I'm gonna slide, I'm gonna slide.
Oh my god, I can't slide.
Man, you need some big strong muscles?
Yeah, go on that side.
I can't do one hand.
Ready?
You're gonna lift it a little bit.
Three, two, one.
Now you can slide.
Go stuck.
What are you doing?
They're good?
Holy shit.
It's good?
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I kind of want to get closer to the gate.
Alright, come on.
Three, two, one.
Oh, lift.
Stop.
All right, yeah, you can help me over here.
Woo! Hold that, bitcha!
Did you grab that hammer?
Yeah, I bet.
Take this thing really like a house.
I don't think I'm gonna hurt you.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I'm good.
Got it?
All right, now we're going to slide it all the way down.
Let's go!
I think it was easier.
I can't with my knee.
He's got a bad knee.
I'll stop and run.
You just let it lean on you like this and see what it's like.
Am I running?
All right, Betsy, where do you want it on?
Like this way?
This way, over here.
All right, we're going to have to walk a long way.
That's all good.
a wrong wrong way okay
3, 2, 1
left left left left left
you said left
my left!
this is my left
I gotta speak another language guys
left left
who go left?
you go left, he go right
come on
lift up, 3, 2, 3
go back
more, hey
more left
3, 2, 1, go!
You wanna come to me?
Oh, I know!
Oh, it's a boss!
We gotta take breaks.
This should actually look like a house.
It should do look like Fortnite.
Hold on, though.
I'm gonna, where am I gonna line it?
You're gonna put this, like this side, is gonna go right here.
Okay, that makes sense.
Ready?
Ready?
Fucking ready.
One.
There you go.
Should be able to slide it, yeah?
Alright, ready?
Push.
Slide.
Hey, stop!
My fucking hand!
You fucking asshole!
all right so how you gonna do it how the fuck did you do this last time just you
we need like a cameraman to put the camera down and help low key I can help
What's rose?
I'm GKL.
I...
I...
WOOOOOOSH!
WOOOOOOSH!
He also relies on the echo.
He's on the way, boys.
This is like a real house, bro.
This is like for me.
We're looking for a set up in here.
Dude, you definitely seen here?
Could definitely do something in here for sure.
I guess it is like Fortnite.
It is like Fortnite.
It literally is like Fortnite, bro.
What is it, 50 wood per block?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Holy Beth Warrer, bro.
I just don't see how to do everything.
Oh, bro.
Yeah.
How the fuck are we supposed to?
We got it.
You got it, bro.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, bro.
Are you serious?
I came out with a twisted T.
Yeah, but this isn't the shit that you can get on iPhone
and shit like this.
Like the house shit, you know?
Yeah.
Usually your houses are made out of dirt and mud.
So this is new to you as well.
Yeah, we should go to India.
Oh, yeah?
Move the foot on my kicker.
I will go to China with you.
I
Can't wait for Japan
Son all the nails is dissembled son
I didn't
Everyone let's just team blame if no one's at all. It's always someone else to blame
We're gonna get it cuz I'm drunk if you think it's your fault. It's probably wrong
Everyone's playing all right, so I'll be honest. I was holding it one hand he pushed it into it
And then my side started getting pushing more Jason. Do you even think or do you just do shit?
So I'm gonna get the blame for this
Hey, we work on this last yeah
Okay, well I think we just get the next one actually no well always have to redo the
All right, so
Can you grab this side and carry it
You were so close to me on a nail.
You only broke it.
Careful, bro.
How am I working so I hope you step on one?
You're actually like, right next to me.
Fucking idiot, bro.
So, babe.
How you doing?
All these nails are hitting, bro.
Nails. Nails.
What the fuck are you doing?
on this side.
The cables are on that side.
Careful with the cable.
Rock, you pull the cable out.
For what?
That one.
Alright, now we're going to move these hose.
You got it?
Got it.
Oh god.
Swim my finger.
That should be separate. Your finger good?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Are you just a baby?
I'm just a baby.
Hey, at least it didn't snap in half.
That's gonna have been way worse.
Yo.
You fuck up one more fucking time?
You're licking me.
I'm gonna take your asshole and twist it.
Twist it?
I'm gonna twist my asshole.
This is a little test of what's going on.
Dude, fuck!
I'm holding the wall, bro!
Lowkey, we should check this first, because it's like...
Alright, case is clear.
Now you can set it down on Lowkey.
You sure?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Bring it down this way.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
He needs to hold it.
Hold it for the next fucking five minutes.
I feel like it can balance you on top.
Hold it for the next five minutes.
And understand your mistake.
What mistake did I make?
You wanted to fuck around, right?
I didn't do shit!
You ever see Miley Cyrus?
You ever see Miley Cyrus?
Who's dumbass nailed this, bruh?
Don't ever call Pepsi dumbass.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you ever see Miley Cyrus?
Where she did the wrecking ball shit. Yeah, I'm about to go. We're about to make a music video understand me
So just sit down. Is this what bosses doing on a file? Yeah, bro. What type of fucking drill?
This is the best work. I can never do this shit, bro
This is regular
The fuck is wrong with the bosses
This is like just a few days
We're catching me
So, so I guess bosses just be like sexually abusing their workers and like fucking emotional abuse
Is this the workspace that people live in in America?
Yeah, bro, I need to do something about this man.
Yeah, what the fuck is your, what are you gonna do about it, bro?
We need to do something.
What are we gonna do?
We gotta, we gotta make people aware about this.
Sorry, get some petitions going.
Bro, what are petitions gonna do, bro?
I don't know, bro, he's my boss again.
I was over there, listen, that's talking about suing you.
Yeah, apparently he works for you? Is this a private contractor?
Yeah, he works for me.
Yeah, he's fucking working right now for some reason. He's fucked up. He got hit in the head.
It's because you let go of the fucking block.
I let go of the block. It's a fucking wall.
It's a fucking wall. What is that on the other side of the wall, bro?
God, what the fuck is that?
I've been telling you there's fucking birth shit.
I swear to God, bro, if something falls on my head again, there's real fucking walls going on somebody's car.
Somebody's car? I guess you could lift that. You think you're the guy with the boulder on his back?
can't fucking lift that watch I bet watch I bet it's a progress let's go I bet I
bet little move bro look at this bro dude look at this fucking underwear look
at this guy it's it's seven no we were in triple XL as mediums bros boxer briefs
hi bro just put it on my back just put it on my bears let me bear to wait for
sure yeah you're kind of crumbling a little bit I got it yeah maybe fucking
not don't set it down hold it straight how you just had it now you're on time
out no no flip it flip it I'll hold it for a second no we're not no we're not
Hold it here come on now. You gotta hold it. Oh, no
Okay, I'm holding sure are we putting it down. Yeah, we're putting it there. Okay. I have a camera in my fucking hand
Let go let go let go let go let go. I'm gonna catch it. Let go. Let go let go. I got it
See oh, I can't I lost it. I lost it. I got you. I got a sight
Hold on drop that shit. Let go of that shit
Let's do it, big one.
Help me. Help me. Help me.
Let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it.
You fuckin' reach harder?
You're gonna fuckin' broke my finger, man.
I'm a fuckin' dead.
Fuck this boss.
Boss? This what?
Do you wanna fuck with me?
God, man, this guy's pissing me off.
Fuck this boss, bro. Fuck none of five.
What's wrong with you? Fuck this boss.
Okay, hey!
Fuck this boss, Dad. Come on!
What the fuck are you doing? Let's do it, dickwad!
The fuck is your problem? I'm trying to fucking build!
And you're just fucking delaying me! You're delaying me for the last fuck!
Are you fucking crazy? Are you gonna let your god damn mind?
Are you gonna let your god damn fucking mind?
Fuckin' 18 month yellow that I lost to you!
I'm doing some work as fucking down syndrome now he's working!
And all of a sudden, you just fucking walkin' around!
Mind no business now he's working!
Down syndrome, bro!
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Hey!
I'm taking off!
I'm taking off!
I'm taking off!
And you're my neighbor!
Bro.
I think I saw something in my mouth, bro.
The sooner you start acting right, the less I'll stop fucking with you.
What?
Bro?
I got some dogs.
Hot dogs.
That's a specific area.
I ain't lying, bro.
I need some of this shit in my mouth.
Oh.
I ain't like brownies, I'm gonna shit in my mouth.
Oh god, this is spit it out.
Here, let me help you.
Let me help you.
Let me help you with that.
No, you're throwing.
On my mother's hoppy, I'm not gonna throw it.
Let me smack that on your fucking mouth.
Huh?
Let me smack that on your fucking mouth.
Well, are we sucking on meat and shit?
Look at you.
What do you do?
I'm a working, bro.
Facing fucking sexual and emotional abuse from my boss.
Give me a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I sexually abused you what?
Is that what you wanted?
No!
Why then?
So stop fucking just crying and help!
You're one of my boss, bro!
What?
You're trying to get paid for this shit!
You're not getting paid. You're not getting paid.
You shouldn't be paying fucking me!
Oh, what do you want me to do?
You want me to lift that shit?
We want me to go-
They're about to be done.
In about 30 seconds it looks like.
You were gonna lift that shit back up, and we're gonna do this properly.
Are you fucking dropping again?
That ass is on the ground.
I dropped it!
That ass is on the ground.
You fucking dropped it!
You talking to me?
I'm talking to you!
Are you talking to fucking me?
Hmm.
Do I gotta twist this shit?
I bet you get that block, I get this block.
Yo man.
Hi, hey!
My boss is a fucking asshole, bro.
Hey!
I'm gonna tear you a new fucking asshole!
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't even know.
I don't even know what I'm working on.
Let's go! Let's go!
I'm tired.
Alright, come on. We're gonna do this one first.
This is my real boss.
Alright, don't remember.
I gotta give you a fucking witchy.
Nah, you're right.
Alright, this is not a game.
This is real life.
If you drop this on yourself, you can die.
That's why we have all our helmets on.
Got my gloves equipped.
Everyone needs to be very mindful of their surroundings.
Do not try this at home.
Seriously, put the disclaimer on the top.
Why don't we stop eating sissy's out there?
I can't grab it.
What a fucker.
Ah!
Lift, lift, don't push too much.
All right, now let go.
I got it.
Trust me.
You got it?
Yes.
He's going to slip.
I got you.
All right, you good?
You sure?
Yes, grab him.
You should probably get in the middle, no?
I'm the next one.
I'm fine.
I got it.
All right, all right.
Hold on.
Maybe I don't got it.
All right.
Hold on.
OK, now I got it.
All right.
I got it.
Yo, yo, you fucking prick.
You want to violate the policy?
Now what you going to do, though?
Hold that shit.
Oh my god.
Stop fucking around.
Don't like it now, bitch!
Remember, you will get hurt if this falls on you.
Alright, so just the same thing as before, right?
Yeah, same thing as before.
Alright, ready? Ready? Three, two, one, go.
Careful, careful, careful. Don't lift it too high or it's going to tip. Just lift it a little bit.
All the way on the edge.
Damn, loads, no gloves.
All right, how about I show you?
Are you guys both holding that?
Yeah.
Okay, someone needs to put the camera down and help.
Or else.
YBJ!
Yeah.
All right, yo, 60 switch, ma shit.
Okay, let's have your camera.
Loggy, 2016, glare.
Oh, really? All of that.
On this side, you're going to hold it here.
Just make sure it does not shift.
That's why I laid a beam towards me, though.
We got
All right, now we got a
You guys got to bring this one to the edge here. That's how we lose it last time. Uh-oh
There we go. Perfect. That's not the edge though Jason. You gotta push it further. Yeah, you gotta push it straight a little
Well, is that good just go I got back at it like it's got to go it's got to go towards you a little towards me a little
You see you see where it makes sure
Now hold hold hold hold hold hold hold
Oh shit, it's still tough. Alright, let's try it.
Alright, we're just gonna push it a little bit.
I thought you guys were gonna be a little more professional. I hired you guys on Craigslist.
Please, everybody do not let this fall right now.
Mugs do not let this fall.
That's not bad.
That's fucking good.
Betsy's lives are in his hands.
That's good.
Nice.
Let's get a lot of these toys, huh?
All right.
Let it come this way a little bit.
Great work, boys.
Line up.
Great job, boys.
I'm getting this bad guy down.
He might lose view.
I gotta get an extra shirt to take hold of shut up still lined up woesh
be a ladder
Bro i got a booboo on my stomach. Oh fuck up the booboos bro. Are you like a little baby?
You're a chop-ass baby!
What the fuck?
Why you got hickeys on your belly?
Oh, don't get drunk, man.
You got hickeys on your belly?
What's going on?
You freaked out.
Burger while I'm...
Burger is scratching your...
I'm bugging up.
Now the only people ready to hold on right now are Jason and YBG everybody else can
No, I'll look at your killer's bow.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
What the- is that an SRB?
I put it on this left side here.
Okay, okay.
Alright, Jason, I'mma hold it, you grab it.
What the fuck?
I'mma my five, fuck.
What the fuck, you with that little sissy shit?
Let's go, come on.
I'm dead, that way.
Huh, that way.
Yo, yo.
You're gay!
He really, that Twitter thing was real!
What's happening with this law?
Fuckin' man.
I need a fast bear over there.
He's knocking.
You want me to help me with the wall?
Okay.
Okay, give me a bigger one, please.
Yo!
Yo!
Why would you do that again?
Hey, it's not perfect, boss.
Hold it, oh, you're gonna fuck up your disgusting-
Wait, wait, man!
That's-
Where's my camera?
Is it good?
Yeah, I'm outside over here.
Let's go, come on!
Oh, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking,
I'm looking, I'm freaking out!
No, no!
Here bro, here bro.
Hammer me!
Hammer
Awesome job guys
Like you have to go like
Fuck, we turned it wrong, man.
We turned it my way.
Like you have to.
Nah, look.
Like you have to.
You're a serious uncle.
Like you have to.
Oh, shit.
Like you have to.
Get out of there.
Get out of there, baby.
Back up.
Careful, careful.
Oh, shit.
What does he do?
All right.
Jason, just set your side.
Why don't you keep holding?
Three, two, one.
Look at him.
Wait, bro.
Dumbass.
He's supposed to keep holding.
Fucking.
Oh, get him.
He's got to keep holding.
All right.
Goddamn.
Good shit, guys.
Watch the wire, watch the wire, watch the wire, watch the wire, okay, YBG's nice, TPTel's
You can go flatfoot
So there's a little gap right and basically he was putting his head in the gap and all
you can see is like a little bit of his face and then he was doing his hometown accent
So like, basically all that just makes it kind of funny.
Why don't you just throw it back in the back wall?
Back wall, back wall, back wall.
Why don't I hear that little out like that?
Back wall, the back wall.
The back wall.
Just push it, just hold it and push it.
The back wall.
Yeah, keep going.
The back wall.
Just keep pushing it.
You getting that vibe too, yeah.
Get that Lugia out.
Don't bang it, just push it.
Get that fucking Lugia out, bro.
There you go.
Something in the fucking air.
Yeah, something's definitely in the fucking air.
Get that Lugi out, bro.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
I'll keep these walls up with my life.
If these walls fall, I die.
Oh, jeez! You're holding an entire house right now!
Holy shit!
Oh, shit!
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
Okay, okay.
Oh
Please boss, please don't do it my job correctly
That's a fucking sexual abuse or emotional abuse of the fuck is wrong with this boss
We need to go home
One step further bro. We're talking square one, bro.
I have a statement we're known as my fucking boss. We're from the Arlington, Texas.
Choose hell or hell. Last wall! Last wall! Last wall!
Yo, Ron, maybe you want to do it, bro? I'm working. Get that Lugia up, bro. You got a Lugia?
Where we're walking dude?
Suck up.
I need 50 fucking strokes to deal with it.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
It's just a fucking problem.
I don't know, 1 of 40?
Yo, these bitches standing!
Yeah, don't push it, don't push it.
Alright, last support.
Alright, how do you want to do this?
How do we get in?
We're gonna stay inside and we're gonna...
Yeah, maybe a little wobbly.
All in the fucking day's work, man.
I get a boo-boo, bro.
Ah
All right, how do you want to do it? Do we just like walk backwards?
Walk backwards
fucking did it one two three go I can't get the grid
just dudes being dudes a lot of miss nails a lot right here yeah oh that's not
attached at all but that bad that's it we'll fix it after yeah we'll fix it why
should we lift it wait with the wire move the wire just go through the wire
Yeah, I think mods are gonna fix you once you put that put it up
Fucking shleemock
I think you shit my nipple.
Do it.
All right, Shag.
I'll go in here.
Go and swap.
Yeah.
Wait.
No, somebody on the outside?
Yeah, the other side.
I'm deep.
So if I can do you get the other side.
There you go.
All right, one, two, three, go.
I'm in towards you.
Towards you, towards you.
Hey!
All right.
Just swing a little bit.
No, no.
This side, oh, I'm over.
No, it's coming this way.
Pull it on three, two, one.
Good.
One more pull.
Hold it, hold it.
Now we gotta push it back this way.
We gotta go back to the wall now.
Touching the wall.
Three, two, one.
Hold it, you gotta lift it.
If someone looked at it, I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't fall.
You guys gotta just make sure it doesn't fall.
Wait, are we gonna go in?
3, 2, 1.
Alright, hold.
Hold.
I agree.
I'm gonna stay here.
I didn't know that we're getting any trapped in here.
Don't let it fall.
I'm too much of it.
I'm hungry.
What do you mean you're hungry?
We don't feel great.
We don't feel great.
Can I say something?
You know we're not done because we gotta do the roof.
Oh fuck yeah.
Wait, we got ladder?
Yeah.
Oh fuck, this is my...
You have goggles on dude?
Yeah, that's good
Yo, yo, what are you doing?
Like I can't believe it man, you got a nice fighter, then you got a force here
You got cheese down there?
No, no cheese
I think it was getting harder to get the cheese outside, it's getting harder sometimes
Now you see what I'm doing, let's see how I'm doing this, like how I go here.
That's what I told you back in the day.
Did you also do this one like that?
Yeah, that was a good dumb one.
Oh, yeah?
Did you hit it in the middle?
This is just a start.
Next up, we're building a garage attached to this.
We're going to go to class.
I start on.
All right.
Is that what you're doing?
So you see how I did that?
I'm going to go out of here and align it,
and then you're not going to drill.
Like you see?
Yeah.
Like here, here, here, here.
Once this is aligned with that.
All right.
You got to let me know.
You got all the way up, too?
Yeah.
All right, you have to push this wall in, yeah?
Well, now it's not like...
Can you push it this way a little bit, Jackson?
All right, three, two, one.
Right there.
Right there?
Are you sure we're not getting trapped?
Let's go.
Okay, I'm friggin friggin scared now what the heck sideways yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that was one done basically we're doing a challenge and you just got nominated
and it's going to be staying in here challenge.
There's no getting out.
Hold on.
I got to breathe.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You fucking cocked up.
You fucking idiot.
Did I not tell you to bring the saw here?
I told you to get the fucking saw.
No you didn't.
I just grabbed it inside.
You fucking idiot.
Are you fucking stupid?
Where the fuck is the saw?
You didn't tell me to bring the saw.
Oh god, that was sexual harassment.
Hold on.
No.
I'm out of the fucking here.
You're gonna see where's the saw?
You face.
Where's the saw?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Can't you even say that?
Whoa!
Bro, what do you want to do?
Like, bro.
Help!
Help!
Help!
That does not sound good.
What the fuck was that shit?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck are we supposed to do now, man, I know what to do.
I'm going to run at the wall full speed, okay?
You have to help me, bro.
I'm here.
Are you sure?
I'm right at the wall full speed.
It should open.
Okay.
Look.
That's not full speed.
Full speed.
Okay, full speed.
I got you a little, put that on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Not this one.
Not this one.
Fucking cocksucker's name.
What?
It's all funny games, right?
Now we're stuck.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
Where do you want to go?
I don't know!
That makes no sense.
You're gonna stop me from sawing.
I'm gonna sawing.
I thought you were fucking,
no, I'm a full fucking day cocksucker.
Dude.
Fucking hate desire, I quit, bro.
Okay, good you quit I fucking quit now. What do you do that information fucking knows I can't go anywhere I
Got a date
This and they're saying you're on a 2016 camera
No, like now what now what what do the fucking wall?
I'm already getting cooed up.
Should we get a helmet?
So we can run through the wall?
What the fuck are you going to do with a fucking helmet?
Sticky face.
Helmet coming over.
Helmet's coming over.
Look out.
What does that mean?
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Put this shit on.
I'm fucking run through this shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Head up!
Ow!
What the fuck do you mean?
Head up!
What are you doing?
Head up!
What are you talking about?
Head up!
Oh cool.
Fucking helmet.
This one's for you.
It's your helmet!
Bro, fuck!
Get the fuck in this!
Isn't that his designer helmet?
The fuck is he supposed to do it for me?
I got this shit, man.
Wait, wait, let me get down for this.
Yeah, so we're gonna drill it.
Yo, we need a saw!
Fucking nail it, bro.
Bro, I need a chopper.
Let's hop this shit in.
What the fuck, bro?
Fuck your helmet.
Fuck your helmet.
That's my helmet.
That was my fucking helmet.
What the fuck did we do now?
Yo, what are you, tell time next?
Bro, this is so much shit.
I have an idea. I have an idea.
Hold your hands like this, I'm gonna jump up, I'm gonna get the ladder.
Hold your hands like this.
I'm gonna go get the ladder.
I'm gonna go get the ladder.
I'm gonna go get the ladder.
I don't understand here.
Okay, one.
Hey, we're coming over.
My heart, this is her.
Yeah, go home.
Yeah!
You fucking dick!
I just don't get to fucking get out there!
Hi, hi, hi, hi, sir.
You are...
Are you fucking crazy?
Now, how do we do it?
Oh, yeah, he's got clothes on.
All right.
Ew!
That's never disappearing.
Help me, please, God.
No, okay, we get it, we get it.
Help!
What the fuck do we do?
Help!
Please! Pepsi!
Did they get us, me?
The fuck! Who the fuck are you?
The fuck is your issue?
The fuck! Fucking flying water bottle, bro.
Yo, can we get out?
I'm seeing Jason.
Who's that?
Who the fuck are you?
Step on my door.
Alright, well, what's the plan?
I don't know.
Shit.
This is your fucking idea.
My idea.
I always have an idea to try my second one.
Yo, Betsy.
It's your bills, Ro.
Come out at the door.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo, can you edit the door?
Betsy, it's no our bills, Ro.
Hey, hey, hey.
I can't.
I can't edit this.
What the fuck is-
The fuck is raining?
Oh, fuck it's raining.
Oh, my God.
No, it's raining.
Ah!
What the fuck is-
Yo, yeah, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah! Yeah, we can do it! We can do it!
Yo, can you get us out?
Okay, you hold your hands like that, I'm gonna go off.
Okay?
Oh, that's a good idea.
Okay.
I'm gonna go off.
Oops.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Thank you.
Ha ha ha!
I'm ready.
Ha ha ha!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Ha ha ha!
No!
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop it!
Help!
What?
Oh, let me try now.
No!
Oh, jeez.
Ah, bro.
No!
What the fuck?
What are you supposed to do?
All the gap closed!
Guys, I got a good lunch. You guys gotta fight over those. They're doing enough for a warm first game.
You got a fucking handbag?
Enough to warm-
One fucking shit.
This way.
You don't fuck up.
You bruised me, asshole!
No, I need a saw!
Fuck this shit.
You know they call me?
Fucking Jackie Chan?
Spider-Wing.
They don't call you that, he's got two bright-haired gloves on.
Alright.
Hey!
Fuck you, I'm not here to see you.
I'm not here to see you.
Hey, fuck you ass, don't mind me.
Oh wait, there's no way there.
Ah, fuck, I got it.
Ew, you fucking rabid dog!
I'm going to use them as fucking neither of us again now, bro. Neither.
Yeah, don't assault him, good idea! Throw him high!
Okay, you have to listen to what I'm saying, you're going to run full speed.
No, you have to.
Get a work, get a work.
I don't have body on me, bro.
This is the worst.
Da hell, oh my...
This is over, we're completely...
Here, here, here, here, bro, just take a box.
Fuck this guy, this is over, this is over.
Do you wanna snag any of us?
Do you wanna snag any of us?
Do you wanna snag any of us?
Do you wanna snag any of us?
Do you wanna snag any of us?
Fuck this bitch!
I'll fucking kill you!
What?
You're a fucking boss.
Fuck this bitch.
You're a boss.
You literally can't get me.
You can't get me.
Fuck this bitch.
Holy shit!
I'll kill you!
Go in there!
No!
No!
No, no!
Come here.
It isn't one of your business, don't be scared.
I'm gonna be done.
Don't be done again.
Oh, you know how to do that.
Ew, ew, you fucking...
I'm kinda thirsty.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, what the fuck?
I want that beer!
The fuck is that?
Yeah.
Girl, can we get out?
Smelly fucking piss.
That like fuckin' pissed!
See me slubs all over that beer now.
Not a way to Uber Eats.
Think they deliver?
Huh? Yo, peel the face.
Get your fuckin' mouth, man.
Yo, can we get a stall?
AHHHHH!
I got some!
Oh, gosh.
you went here what if Marlon picked over he'd be fine what the fuck was fucking
I'm not a fucking car.
What's good for you?
It's a knife.
It's not working.
I'm not fucking serious.
You know what?
I've had her fucking here.
You fucking bitch.
I'm fucking sick of you all this fucking shit.
Ah!
They go up and stick it out, dude.
I'm fucking sick of you all this fucking shit.
Ah!
They go up and stick it out, dude.
Actually
Yo, please right these little days for me. Hey my toy
All right
Not good enough all more energy
Do I intimidate you?
Huh?
Ahhhh!
Hey, you know what we do with these?
We don't stab, we shoot!
Don't stop, we'll put him down and we'll stab him.
I'll put him down.
If you'd spare me, oh my god!
I'm gonna...
Yo, can you get us out?
What do you mean? You're working on it bro!
How do you get all your own food?
How the fuck are you supposed to get your food?
I mean the house is three seven one two.
Fuckin' made it with her and put her in jail.
Please don't put the camera up here.
I really gotta pee real quick.
Are you fucking fucking crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking fucking crazy?!
You fucking...
Are you fucking talking to us for the whole year?!
Get me the fuck out of here!
Hey! Watch your hand!
What the shit did Michael do?
Oh...
You might kill somebody!
Get me out of here and piss it off our faces!
That was... that was... it was polluting.
Oh my God, can you see it? Can you see it?
No, it's... it's not... it's not inside my...
...pollution!
Get out of here, get out of here.
I'm about to push through this wall.
Hey, you got fucking one more man before I run through this wall!
I don't want to do this anymore. The joke's done.
No, please.
You might see what I'm doing. Any resident gets on your phone or whatever.
Give me the fuck out of here!
What are y'all doing?
Ow, bro.
Ow, I'm hurt. I'm injured.
And you don't really think that I'm still holding on to something you should go and love yourself
And it's you that I think I am
I will give you the world, baby girl
You just gotta be working for me
I don't know, we're gonna make a hole, okay?
Uh-huh.
Now we're just gonna dig through it.
Okay.
No.
Unplug the drill in here.
Unplug the drill.
Unplug the drill.
Unplug the drill, please.
Come out.
Come out.
Come out.
Come out.
How about go fuck yourself?
Dude, no, that's our way out.
Come back.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Wait!
What the?
Oh, now we have nothing.
I'm gonna fucking eat you, bro.
Oh, no, bro, no virus.
I'm just gonna eat you.
You don't need shit.
That's what you're gonna eat me, bitch.
I gotta stay on my fucking nose,
and show you what a no man looks like.
I need to drill.
What the fuck, we got no tools.
I know we're gonna get you out right now.
This is gonna be the drill.
James, you should have thought you'd take that and wrap it around.
I should have killed myself right now.
We got nothing, bro.
Yeah, we're getting rope right now.
Yeah, that's...
I should have killed myself.
We still gotta do the roof.
Bro, what?
Well, firstly, I gotta get the door.
Fuck off.
Fuck off the face.
Speed over.
No, stop stop stop.
No, do not spill that there.
Yo, get me out!
Oh, what the fuck is that?
You're not making gloria rolls?
You need heads up.
One, two, three, four.
I'm just going to put it in the future, fuck you, fuck you!
No!
Ow!
Ow!
My fucking face!
I'm not actually making a glory hole!
Shut his face!
There is no way!
Last fucking glory hole bro
Yo
Yo, fuck you
Oh, no.
Ew, ew.
Yo, can we get out?
We still gotta get room.
And we gotta go take the porches to the fucking gas
station.
Oh, I said you want it.
Ain't it now, baby?
Ooh.
The wings.
I know why there's fire.
But her, she's gonna get the fuck out of here!
No!
The fuck is wrong with you?
And it all falls down.
I'm telling you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Fall, fall, fall down!
Yeah, that's all right.
Yeah.
Why does Jason's camera look like an iPhone 5C?
Dude, I don't know. That's a different thing.
Not over here, bro.
Not over here, bro.
Ugh!
You're so sick!
If we start off at duty like singing,
Start with your something else.
What you think?
Every time the joke gets undressed,
I sing.
I'll talk in your head.
Please, I'm out of bussiness fucking thing in that ass.
that ass
oh shit I think I got it
hey
is that the boy who was this guy?
yo these nails are fucking dangerous
ahhhhhhhhh
you wanna fight me?
what happened bro?
listen bro, I'm not, it's clear as day that no one knows that
I'm gonna eat you.
That's fine, I'm gonna fucking, I'm ready for that.
Let's go.
What?
Back up.
Back up.
Back up, bro, I said back up!
All right, bro, chill.
That's what they're...
I hear the hoes.
I hear the hoes.
I'm not a good hoes.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Yo, can you actually let us out? We gotta be rude.
What are you doing?
Just getting the hose ready.
the worst
yo bro he let us out
Alive
Leave me
What the fuck?
I can't!
My fucking phone!
Can you hear that point...
Ow!
Alright, back!
All right, where's the road?
All right, where's the road?
We got a road.
We got a road.
We got a road.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'm not letting it. This whole room's getting smoked.
Jason, hold me.
What the fuck?
Jason, come on, bro. What are you guys talking about?
We need to drown! We need to drown!
We need to check. We need to check.
We need to drown, bro.
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck y'all.
Fuck you guys.
Oh shit, bro.
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We need to drop!
We need to drop!
Oh, I got to tackle it.
Come on.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Look at that.
Oh, fingers are big.
Too red.
You can't cut it, can you, alright?
He should have thought about that.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
What are you doing?
Just hold it out, hold it.
Stop!
It's gonna be too heavy.
It's heavy, it's heavy, right?
Yeah.
There's no way that works, bro.
Oh, you're gonna get kicked out.
Oh shit.
They're not cutting the board anymore.
They're taking it.
Oh, they're taking it.
We're gonna drown.
We're gonna drown.
Yo, we're gonna drown.
We're gonna drown, bro.
Yo, I'm coming out.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, bro.
Oh, we're not.
Oh, that's nice, bro.
Fucking idiots.
a nice boarding home
yo, OW! you fucker!
all over my peanuts
can you push it in harder, I don't know
wrong hole
give me a key, I'll cut it
I'm gonna climb out of here
Oh yeah.
That's y'all.
It's too slippery, dude.
It's too in your ass, bro.
It's getting cold.
It's fucking too slippery. It's too slippery.
It's way too slippery.
Are you guys ready?
Yup.
Go up.
We gotta go faster.
We gotta beat the time.
One, two, three, jump!
You can't get up, you can't get up!
I can't do that.
There you go.
Yo, what are you guys doing?
Get on the ice.
You guys point the hose away so I can move your ladder.
Fuck you!
Come on, Mella.
I'm dead-ass, here is.
We need the saw.
Bro, the saw's not going through this way.
What the fuck is that?
Oh!
Hey, you fucker!
Oh, we're gonna drown.
Alright, we're running out of money.
We'll see what we got right now.
Wait, we're just just filling up the water.
I'm just can't breathe.
Hey, you guys, right now!
Just suffocate us!
It's not peaceful.
Oh, no.
Yo, our house is actually ruined while we were building this.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, the house is ruined.
Yo, we got a thing to say!
Oh, it's gonna be so bad.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It goes to the fire.
I think I'm gonna ram it.
It's fucking hard.
I don't know.
But your safety is on the ground.
We're trucking it?
I mean, bro.
You have to.
Yo!
This is your final warning!
I'm gonna fucking take down this wall if you don't open it!
I don't even know what we got to do.
Just do what I say.
They're playing about your body.
They're playing about your body.
They're playing about your body.
They're playing about your body.
Well, he's not going to do it.
He just built it.
No way he's going to break the house he just made.
That's just hard, right?
They're actually testing your knuckle on.
Yo!
I'm going to countdown!
Dude!
Dude, burn off the bus.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Watch out for nails.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck is your guy's problem?
Fuck all of y'all, bro.
What the fuck do you mean why am I wet?
Bitch!
Fuck y'all!
You fucking bitch.
We didn't even get to do the roof.
Something's going down.
I'm fucking...
I'm freezing fucking cold, man.
It's like a three-person job exactly the hardest part
Just a gas station or what man?
Two fucking things
Oh
Bro we can get a door real quick enough we got to finish this video, bro
Fucking long ass hoes bro god damn
all the door on.
I'm gonna help me lift this.
Wait, don't put it up yet.
You gotta cut it first.
Oh, you gotta fucking nail it back in.
No, no, cut it and then nail it in.
Like, what do you want the door to be?
Just a fucking door.
Here, put it.
Put it back in.
This big.
Put it up.
Yep, just nail it.
Alright, stand there wrong.
But it needs to be like,
stand back inside or right here.
Stand there, it'll be like,
custom tailored to you.
I ain't gonna show it to you.
Set of doors on the left side
Well, were you a minecrafter who put two doors down always I was a two-door yeah, why is it like a door for the hobbit?
She's doing like the door for the hobbit. Why is it rounded like that in the fucking size?
Yeah, because he's rounded though. Let's say I didn't get to sit off. I bet and cut it all the way down
So we got to take this out, right? Can you nail the door back in? Wait, don't show me put this on the table
All right, boned apple of the teeth, get that shit carved.
What's the horrible idea, bro?
Maybe put a glove on her, safety goggles, or maybe something?
Yo.
Yo.
Stop that fucking crying, bro.
Yo, watch where you're swinging that shit, bro.
Yo, can you fucking help?
Are you fucking for real?
So help me.
Bro, help.
We have to put this.
All right, right here.
Lay down.
No, but we need to put it on the table.
No, the other way, dumbass.
Come right on the truck.
Help me!
Yo what the fuck is wrong?
Help me!
3, 2, 1
I really need that help.
You alright?
Fucking lazy fuck.
Alright now what?
Lay down.
I don't know if this is going to work out.
No, it actually goes through really easy.
Ah, you gotta be careful.
Don't you get it?
I got a slide.
Fuck, I don't know.
Is that our door for now?
Is that?
Let's have a final look.
Let's just look at it.
This is going to be far worse.
This is going to be far worse.
This is going to take fucking forever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna go over here.
Think about where we were at, what?
Three for all.
That's how it's good though, man.
Look, this fucking door, bro?
Come on.
Be happy.
Like, at least we have a memory to send to our fucking parents.
Yeah, what kind of door did you get for Bob for his house in Vietnam?
Nothing.
That happy is the last.
I am happy as we can stay in here.
Stay in here and smile.
God fucking...
You guys actually look cute, bro. Good shit.
Yeah, it's nice.
This is actually like a steweenie blast it blasted okay this thing we need blasted blasted
Here, ah, but a real man do this shit
Let me know if you need to go ahead
Oh yeah, now you got it, it's cuz you tilted it bro.
Oh yeah.
Why'd you fuck it up?
Why'd you fuck it up?
That's why you're right.
Listen.
That's not a thing you need to get down to, listen you can just say you're struggling
bro.
Bro can we get like a mechanical electric fucking stall, what are we in fucking
the nightgames man?
Just let the wounds do the work.
God, bro!
What the fuck is this?
Boss, fuck you, I'm quitting.
You're gonna quit?
Fuck this job.
Who would the jobs done to you, bro?
Huh?
With the jobs done to you, bro. Yeah, look at me, bro. I'm missing a shirt. I'm wet as fuck
We like it pissed myself the beginning of the work. They were so happy. Yeah, I know bro. I want to go home
Shit
Whose dog is shitting like who's fucking dog? Who's done? Hey, whose dog is shitting?
Who's fucking dog bro because I want to know who's dog this is that's shitting
Cocoa hasn't been here for a while. So who's dog is this?
I feel like Burton would be walking outside
It must be a fucking energetic dog that just runs around but now shits everywhere. The type of dog that just lays on his back
Bro the type of dog that's just so excited to see everyone
Burger, burger. Cocoa is not that dog. I think bro when you grow as a dog the personality is changed
You know what you think is wrong dog?
I mean he's got to know a lot about them I mean that's definitely a work in
process
I think we just like we got work on the next thing
Oh shit, I'm too big
Now what bro is this truckin done they're saying Russell's texting amber
hold this huh nice yes
and me the dog the saw zone I got it that's all fun be careful be careful bro
good I like not saw your I think the fact that it's watery probably makes it
very hard to do it's just like you know what you got a lot more man my man
hang on I was yeah just like an electrical one yeah and we need to this
wood to dry why would you guys pour water on it
Canes
Right it's crazy. I didn't see Cocoa in a while. I saw Cocoa yesterday.
Cat. Cat. That's cat.
If you saw Cocoa, we would have saw Cocoa.
Yeah. Didn't Darla and Lacey just get back today?
Yeah, why would Cocoa be walking around the house?
No, we got back yesterday.
No, they didn't.
Lacey told us we flew.
I saw Cocoa here. She got like a perm and dyed her hair.
Cocoa got a perm?
And she dyed her hair, yeah.
What color?
What color?
It's like a brown.
Oh, like golden almost?
Fire Cutler. Lucky hard. Lucky. Lucky.
No, no, you guys are talking about meek.
Oh!
Yeah, that's what it is.
That one girl's dog.
Jason knows her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
That dog ready to come around.
I saw it.
I don't know.
Let's take this one out.
What?
Where'd you run, son?
Sunset.
It's already down.
Sunset.
It's so bad.
Careful.
I'm just gonna go get it.
Watch out for...
Watch out for Mika shit?
The dog's off the bag, y'all.
Aw man.
Well, should we do a chair segment or not?
Nah, we're good.
I'm probably fine with that.
We gotta move that door back.
I think we...
Fuck, is that noise?
Whose car is that?
It's just not like a car for them.
It's not like a new car.
We gotta go take out the porches.
I'm actually done.
Hey, gas station?
What happened to this stuff?
It was a truck.
I was a trucker.
He knew that was going to happen.
It's a truck, bro.
That's the whole point of a truck.
We need a truck.
We need a truck to do the work.
Someone took a bite out of this wood.
What the fuck?
Are we streaming on Twitch, though?
Bro, we have to take a break out of this.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
You gotta put your gloves on.
Look out.
Thank you.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Here, here, here.
You have to put your gloves on.
Look out.
Thank you.
It's going down, here.
Going down.
There you go, one.
It doesn't sound like that.
That sounds like a V8.
It sounds like a turbo.
Yeah, no, a turbo, yeah.
I should have had a V8.
Can I hear it?
Hey, what the fuck am I hearing, bro?
Red bit!
There.
Whatever I'm hearing sounds pretty cool!
One, two, three, go!
One, two, three, go!
Dub, dub dub dub dub…
Nice, that's us!
All in a day!
Fucking work boys!
Continue?
TBC!
WFW!
W, WLAS, W, FUCK THEM ALL IN A DAY!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I quit, bro.
I quit.
Oh, that's gonna be fire, man.
Oh, no, it's not gonna be fire.
It's gonna be fucking cool.
I got another one.
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Supposed to put some clothes on, shall I?
Need a nice fit, though.
Hey, woes, fuck you!
Fuck it, just bring that water on my fucking mouth.
God, bro. What a fucking day.
Alright, Mr. Rizzler.
Hey!
Alright, Mr. fucking Rizzler, I've seen what you're doing.
Appreciate that.
What's going on bro?
He's going to all grown up now.
We've got to come in with your school.
Hold on, get an alert.
Hi Amber!
Woo!
Good day!
This is some of the theaters tonight.
What?
So, can we twin bro?
What are you going to wear?
Bro, I'm not doing none of that bullshit.
Just get your fucking car.
Let's go fucking.
Oh man.
What are you going to do?
Literally the gas station?
Aye.
Okay, we went to...
I'm gonna go back to the car.
I bet...
Oh, fuck yeah.
Default fits.
I'm not putting my default in any more.
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on here.
What?
The mirror.
Oh, fuck yeah.
It's so wet right now.
You look wet.
That's the guy who's wet.
I'm so wet right now
You look wet
Unless you got me wet
Well under is wet, I would keep it wet
Because then I gotta put a new one here
Why would you keep soggy underwear
Cause bro then I'm wasting underwear
It's head level hurt
I'm far messing bro
Obviously you don't far nothing bro
What you doing bending over bro
You're lucky I'm not getting that angle bro
I'm gonna put my mobile phone on.
Hey guys.
Wooo! Fuck man.
Shall we boy this little gas station segment with a bro?
With a bro ski?
I ain't gonna lie.
I think Ross posted it.
I already got my card to talk.
Should look even doing good.
Wow.
Wow, man.
Hey, Chad, you ever like the fucking new post?
I didn't believe in life, man.
If you're enjoying this, try to keep the follow-up.
Well, I mean, tomorrow I'm solid.
You're a good friend.
I think I figured out that I had a blast with my friends.
They go round.
Have a nice evening.
What key should I take today?
Never been able to say anything in my life, bro.
Mm.
Water.
We're Sprouts!
We're Sprouts!
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Uh, here's Arco.
What do you want to send me to Addie?
I bet that's a bet.
Uh, I decide to go to the beach.
I'm going to go to the beach.
Uh, I can find a bottle. I'll look for one right now.
Huh? There's a pig one.
Um.
What the fuck, bitch?
Uh.
Ah, ah, maybe, like, shit.
Are you for real? I'm being honest, I'm gonna just send you a random address, aye?
I'll send you, uh, Chevron. That's close to the crib.
Whoa, I'm gonna fuck this.
I'll kiss you, bro.
Hey, we'll follow you, aye?
Got it.
I think I need to wait for a spoon, now.
Shall we?
Shall we?
Bro, we gotta make the Porsche move, Chad, man.
Bro, that's called taxing.
This shit is so loud.
No.
This shit is fast.
Wait till I get my all my fucking shit, bro.
I had to build this bitch out like a leg up.
Look at that bad boy.
Bangalive, we're so fucking tough, bro.
Oh my god, dude.
God, bro.
See these two badasses doing down the road get up their way.
So real dude!
Man, what's going on?
Hey, we live.
In some days my name is Colette, but you know that I'm already.
My name, I don't want to walk, maybe I didn't want to see.
I don't want to know her any day. I'm gonna add it to the week. I just want to pray and keep the cleanup on the jelly.
She wanna tell me how about a bar she like hello
She wanna point me how about rolling up my single relo
No I don't fuck with robbery
I ain't got nothing to help with
I'm always smoking
I'm pretty fucking happy right now
I could tell by the big ass shit he did during
Bitch
What?
It's a dropper
Bro
He ain't wrong
Worse rugs
We go to a gas station and make a take-tall
He's like, where the fuck is life, bro?
What the fuck is life, bro?
I love y'all bro. I love y'all so much
Yeah
And what's it does we do though?
Anybody know the car talk
Hey, watch it. It's not like that
How can it sound like that going so slow? It's just the exhaust
I don't know if I would like that every day, but I wouldn't want that.
I would like every day.
You're going to a nice neighborhood.
Can you turn it off?
Oh, the exhaust butt.
Can you turn it off?
I'm pretty sure that's a problem.
Do you want a chill day?
Like, can you turn it off?
Oh, you can, bro.
I need whatever the fuck that is, so I can turn it off.
Get valves.
I
I'm not ready to chat bro, I have my GPS, that bugs.
I'm ready to chat bro.
I'm ready to chat bro.
Food is she's so loud.
Now reach out at a complete stop, alright?
No extra Emily.
What's like a good song, man?
Try to put me on the road, quick.
A good driver's song?
What?
That's a good one.
Actually, I should have put you on the road.
What's up, folks?
What's up, too?
What's up bro?
You're singing so loud.
What's up bro?
Your shit is so loud!
It is so loud!
Okay, mama.
You're my dog.
I'm a fucking pig.
I'm a fucking pig.
I'm a fucking pig.
What's next?
What's next?
What could be next?
What?
What?
What?
Nothing!
That's fine!
It's later in the morning!
And you okay?
Okay, I'm sorry to ask you.
You okay?
Yeah
Bring that that means I employed a report
I don't know it's fully pushed into the camera. Let's happy
All right, but I'm talking
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, what the fuck that's a bonus part
Okay, fuck.
Bro, you fucking meat my mouth. I need a steak. I need water.
Fuck, bro, it's Friday night. I'm trying to get fucking...
Is it far enough?
What is it?
Oh, I can't...
It's good for now?
Really?
I can use this other day, bro.
Good right now?
The sand is good.
There's low-key patch in here.
What are you thinking bro, you wanna sway?
We didn't really think this through, what should we do?
I don't like that shell is kind of empty. Huh? Wait, we can't wait here.
How did you just spawn in? Yeah, yeah, pull up. Yeah, yeah, pull up.
What's up bro?
How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
What's up bro?
Ah!
Let me talk bro.
What do you think it bro?
Here we go.
I mean, I'm down there.
You know what tiktok we should make?
The cup one.
What?
Where you drop the cups.
I bet we parking going
Mmm.
Fuck it, bro.
Let's go.
Hey!
Raise it!
I'm doing a race, you don't want a race?
I don't.
What do you do?
I put your rod.
I got it.
Have you got one?
No.
That's just from Timo.
I don't know, I guess it's something I don't have.
They should have gave you the braids though.
Look at us, bro.
I mean, look at that, man.
Wow, man. That is pretty crazy.
I ain't lying. The cars are out. Tonight, 7 p.m. is primed on for gas station.
Fuck it. 7-eleven cups?
If I get me a fucking stomach.
She walked.
Good idea, bro.
I'll get a little slushy action.
I got like a little...
Wait, there's a zero shit though.
Hello, do y'all have a slushies here?
Other cups.
You don't need sugar.
You don't need sugar.
One more, man.
One more.
One more, man.
There we go.
I don't know.
You genuinely keep it up.
Just see what you got.
I'm trying to just see how it goes.
Oh, that's like pure liquid. I don't want one of them to run.
Huh?
Oh, I already see it.
Oh my god. But everyone's gonna be like,
I don't know what it is.
Cuz on stream, outweighs.
Oh, who's gonna clean that up?
I'm already seeing it, bro.
Maybe that's a bad idea, bro.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, bro.
Maybe we just do water.
Oh, yeah. No, that's it.
Oh, yeah, no, that's right. Yeah, well, that's what these up
Such a dream these
Oh
I was gonna buy one for YG
You want a slushie?
These are really liquid, you know
Right, like right on the green slush?
I'm trying to make my shit look like a slushie, so...
Bro, let's fucking kill it
Damn bro, you're drinking quickly, it's for...
Hang on, I fucked up, bro
Oh, you're such a fucking W, man
I'm a W?
Yeah, you're done here, bro
You're such a fucking W
I was gonna drink these anyways
And then can I get a cup of water if I fill this with water?
I'll get two more.
Thank you brother.
I'm still going.
It'll add a water, bro.
Bro, just get some fucking soda then.
No, listen.
At the end of the day, no one should be drinking soda anyway.
So if anything, we're saving a life.
Okay.
He's right.
It's true.
It's true.
I'm gonna walk around.
Yes.
Four drinks please.
It's water right?
That's the water.
Water?
Soda.
Soda.
Oh god.
Thank you.
Oh god.
No, no, I got it.
All right.
It's for us.
Thank you.
Okay
What's that?
Wait, wait, the cars look so tough, bro.
The whole car looks so tough, bro.
So tough, bro.
These ones.
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is what real jobs look like. I want y'all to know, everyone's like, oh, this streaming
shit's easy. This is what real jobs look like. Like, we got to fucking refilm shit, like...
I'm just gonna take control of your shit and fuck him up that shit.
What's up with me?
How come you?
He's talking about you, bro.
He's modeling.
I bet it was something like shit or something.
It does feel like shit, bro.
All right, so once you start walking and clicking, I'll be like, what the fuck
are you doing?
Oh shit, man.
All right, so once you start walking, you click it.
I'll be like, we'll just be like this.
We have one take.
All right, so let's practice.
Ready?
All right, just do it with double-drawer, ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, I didn't know I was gonna do it three, two, one.
All right, three, two.
And I say, hey, you should make me sweat.
You should make me sweat.
Oh, I missed my penalty.
You missed my penalty.
I missed your penalty.
That's how we're done, yeah?
I was focused.
All right, ready?
You know what I was just saying, let's get back up and we'll get full.
All right, three, two, one.
Oh, on the audio.
Yeah, yeah, listen.
Yes!
I'm getting it.
You got this, okay?
I'm gonna be like, this is not easy.
Three, two, one.
No, way earlier!
Like, when it's there, I'm calling out that that's when you play.
Oh, I ate the pin.
I thought I was waiting for that.
I thought I was waiting for the beat to drop.
You want to put the beat to drop on the final freeze.
And that's it, you know what I'm saying?
All right.
So you want to make the face, then I'm paying you.
All right, three, two, one.
And I'm being a face.
You know shit but you know it ain't gonna be you.
Now I'm trying to say.
It's supposed to end on the beat drop.
Like, I'm saying, I don't know.
Lock in.
I need you to lock in for me.
OK, OK.
Ready?
Go.
And I'm being a face.
You know shit but you know it ain't gonna be you.
That's it, but just a little slower, you know what I'm talking about.
It should be like this, and it should be like this.
Oh, on the pan, on the pan.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, one try!
Alright, ready?
Action!
Okay, no, no, no, no.
See, you can't do the timer.
Do the timer.
Alright.
Do the three-second timer.
We'll walk.
Alright, ready?
Three, two, one, go.
It's okay, it's just water yo, there's water fuck out water now. Let's see. I dropped my water bro. I'm sorry watch out so sorry
There's a passion
Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no.
How do these kids be doing it, bro?
They be like...
You want to see a movie on it?
Nah, just start painting, bro.
Go crazy.
Hold on, I think it's a wide shot first, yeah?
Of everything.
So it's like...
What's going on?
Say it!
Jesus, bro.
That'll be your shit, bro.
W ship, good job, ain't easy, it's not very easy.
I'm a single shot, this is not yet.
Single?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, leave the manuals.
Oh, I already see the BTS video.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, a plane shot.
Oh, good pin.
It could be acid.
It could be acid. I've never done this before.
Oh, we gotta cut that earlier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta cut it earlier, gotta cut it there.
How do you do it, it's like...
Fuck, you see how they be doing this shit, like, you see how fast I can get on there?
Am I supposed to do it slower?
Look, look, look, you should do a reference.
No, I know what it is, but how do they be doing it, they be like...
Look how slow they do it, like...
Fast cuts less moving fast cuts less moving got it fast. I'm gonna redo it off. Yes, I'm gonna go back to work here
I got it. I got it. I gotta go back to the dress. I got I'll just restart everything. I just progress on I got it
Yeah, I got it. Yeah, let me just go back one. Let me go back harder hardly working
No Chad this or her this or construction working. I gotta get the white shot first shots of white shot back up chop
Stop shit!
Come on!
I got a new IBG.
Oh yeah.
Nah I got a little key just.
I have it soon then, yeah?
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, this time.
Yeah, wait.
That's actually Lightning Peak.
Oh, that was cool.
Fuck, I moved.
Oh my god.
How long do I do for?
Wait, two seconds.
Two, three.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, thank god.
I got a new IBG.
Oh, thank god.
I got a new IBG.
I got a new IBG.
I got a new IBG.
I got a new IBG.
I got a new IBG.
I got a new IBG.
I got a new IBG.
Oh bank. Oh yeah. Oh my god. I already see it coming together. You see it coming together?
Yeah, I see it. I see it.
Oh my god, bro. Nice.
Oh, get the back. Get the back shot.
Little back shot.
That'll be back shot.
Oh, clean.
Clean.
Chol, bro.
Look at that efficiency.
Look at the angles.
Look at the camera work, bro.
Oh my god, that's it.
I fucked up the head meat.
Fuck, it's too long, bro. You see I can't...
No, no, you can cut it now. You go out and cut it off.
I'll edit it.
Okay, let's do 10.
That's literally perfect.
I'll trim it.
I'll cut it.
I'm sorry, I'm bad, but wait.
Shut up.
I'm way too long.
Each of them need to be like two seconds.
I can literally go right now.
Or you can add one more baby.
Audio's good.
Audio's good. I gotta load the clip.
I'm gonna say if I load that, why does that?
How do I go back? I'm just gonna redo the last shot.
Continue.
I'm gonna get like a small one here.
Maybe last one of yours.
Maybe the bottom boat, the bottom boat.
The bottom boat, dang.
Kind of far.
I should get a side shot.
That's the clip right there, bro.
We gotta cut that.
Hey, we don't look at it, let him cut it, and then we figure it out, yeah?
We don't look at it, we're not allowed to look.
We look at the final result.
What's up, our day at work, yeah?
That was a hard day at work.
Seriously, like, maybe you would have also been here.
Like, seriously.
Did they get a lot of people to do what we just did?
Not a lot.
Take our fucking cars to the gas station on the board?
Further.
And honestly, we've been here so long, I'm ready to get slimed out.
Someone's probably on the way.
They've been here for like, 10 minutes.
Don't say that, man.
Hey, matter of fact, one of you would come here.
Come poke holes in our fucking car.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Oh, you can't show up.
Hold on!
I mean, I'm not gonna be able to get better than that. I don't know how these...
I feel like that's perfect. I feel like that's perfect, bro. I don't know how kids be doing it, bro. They be talented.
That's it.
Jack, do the side company caption or no caption.
POV1.
Make sure you hit the hashtag GT-RRS, hashtag Turbo-S, hashtag Porsche, hashtag 4U-Page,
hashtag Stig Ornoto, hashtag Jason Aline, hashtag CORE, maybe throw a hashtag Marlin
in there.
All right, I won't mind pushing it, I won't mind pushing it, all right.
All right, but make sure you hit all hashtags on there.
POV, you and your day one make it.
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Oh that was good!
You and your day one mate.
What the fuck am I? This storm's coming in bro, I gotta pop this.
I'm scared of you.
I'm scared of you.
I don't know, figure it out right now.
Edward, we should light a cigarette right here.
I'm on a...
I'm on a...
I'm on some fucking gangsta shit.
And...
Whistling
Hey, bro.
You should really do the gas.
All right, this shit's far, man.
Ah!
What again?
No caption. Just tag, save it or not, oh?
Want to see the Tik Tok?
Want to see the Tik Tok dot com, pass it to me.
How you like this as good as it gets, bro?
That's as good as it gets, bro.
Click your post.
Okay.
Alright, it's posted, bro.
Check out the Tik Tok, man.
That shit needs time.
That shit needs time.
It's a piece of talk.
Oh, that's actually carbon, no.
Success is carbon.
It's carbon.
It's carbon.
It's carbon.
That's good talks, man.
That's great talks.
Hey, make sure y'all comment on the TikTok here from stream, bro.
Yeah, hit the arrows.
Maybe hit my shit.
Maybe hit a repose.
You know what I'm saying?
It's TikTok is loading.
It's loading right now.
Carb that, bro.
Fuck is your car bent at?
You got no car bent?
I got no car bent, bro.
I'm going to add to it.
I'm not gonna just keep your chat ads in this floor.
I'm gonna be the boss of the headers.
The headers. What's a header?
The newbie, bro.
I'm gonna do the take-ar.
Exhaust.
Take our kid.
Take our kid?
Nice form.
I don't think you should put a kid on this.
I did ask that you should.
I'm telling you, put an exhaust on it first.
That's the first thing you do.
I'm gonna put exhaust.
I don't know where the YPT is, but are you gonna get the focus back?
No, you're not gonna be able to leave.
What do I want to leave?
Wait, you're gonna switch cars!
I'm down!
I'm down!
I'm down!
I'm down!
Ah, I'm not really not.
Got my spectacles and prettys right back.
I'm really not down.
I'm gonna be honest with you, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not.
Not right now, no.
Not here. Maybe somewhere more flat.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll get that out of here.
After three.
After three.
Take out the tiki-tok.
The tiki-tok.
Give me the hot-to-me.
I
Was first comment
The tiktok is not good watch this watch it bang bro
Watch it bang this doing jay slowy
Tiktok is never let stable know who can't work again
That's it. Yes, you still won't bang bro. That's just still gonna bank. I should do a kimchi
I should do on kimchi numbers
Thanks
I'm out of here bro
This is GTFO
Where the fuck am I going?
It's not going bro
Oh, I'm not trying to ride here, I'm left here.
Oh, what a crazy, crazy life.
Oh, what a crazy crazy life
life. He's trying to light on.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
It's not gonna lie bro, I'm gonna chill out, stop doing that shit, cuz I gotta let it
warm up right first.
My um, your stopping, oh it's 194, it's good, what's that, 194 is warm.
194 is warm.
Yeah.
So, that's warm, so that means I can do that.
Yeah, your stopping comfortably.
You can see all week, bro.
You can see, bro.
You can see for a fucking whole month now, no?
Yes, Richard.
All right, bro. Let's make it back in one piece, shall we?
All right.
Want to get an ox brick, bro?
I got you, bro.
I just used my phone, doesn't it?
Just a little along, I mean.
What's up, chippie?
You listen?
What's up?
What's up, chippie?
You listen?
You listen?
Hey, did I record?
I'm flipping out of corner bro, you should see me on this road.
Stay safe bro.
I do be safe.
Stay safe man.
I do be safe.
I don't be swimmin bro, I feel like I'm swimmin shit.
I'm not a swimmin bro.
I mean bro, you don't swim when you're like going to stupid gas,
but you can go left, right, left, right.
I'm too scared to swim.
Let's fly for the best.
Stop my body, bro.
Stop playing.
What? What did you just play?
Stop playing.
Maybe it's not very, that's why.
It's not very right here, the specific spot.
Like, kind of like, zero, a bit rude.
This guy just won't come in bro.
You fucking kidding me?
It just turned green asshole.
I'm gonna fucking turn a B.S.
Oh it's for table Ronaldo.
Fuck that guy.
Wow what a beautiful fucking day.
The B fucking steweenie in the chat bro.
The B steweenie.
Wow, what a beautiful fuckin' day.
That'd be fuckin' steweenie in the chat, bruh.
That'd be steweenie.
Yo, it's Madden Lake.
Hi.
This what you'll be listening to when I'm feeling angrily at the moment so I'll be
You're not guys.
Oh, Paul's fucking hair, bro.
Hello, race.
Hello, race.
In Mexico?
I'm trying to spy me a goon
On my shoulder is warm
Why you keep laughing? Go pick up a two
Freestatic all done with the dude
First she got beat, like it for food
Bitch, get up and give me some bread
Why would you leave me here running?
I've got fuckin' the fuck on my back
Bitch, you cannot get on bread
Tired of taking these men
No fuck is ever
I know she don't know what to find
Tell her, I said it like she don't run for the members
Big fool, my nicks know how big
That is bling, freestanding, used to take that averse, I'll go a lot but we both take that trip
Like I won't go to shit like a witch, be sure to tie a loop with me
I can't tie the phone for any twigs, make no shit, fuck that
Shut the fuck up, you know you're a witch, pick up a T and go catch you a head
Be out of the bitch's eye, real quick
Best stuff trying to spot me a bling, best stuff trying to spot me a bling
I'm gonna get in my phone and it's lit, barry, draw for a dog, but what if
If I miss then I'm spinning again, it's been a call depending on my friends
Ain't no God raised in the wrongs, but it's we liberating the sun, man.
What? What have you been doing, brother?
I've done what I've been doing, fuck up my dad.
Bitch, now you can not get no bread.
Tired of taking his life.
Ah, fuck you son of a bitch.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I don't know.
Mario, I guess we need to make sure this is the one that you also have a brain.
I have a big shit in your shirt!
My shirt's on this!
Get in my way!
I have a big shit in your shirt!
Where the fuck is it?
I am a big shit in your shirt!
Now where you coming?
We are a big shit in your shirt!
I don't know where to take it!
I don't think I ever used to use a shit machine!
You know what I'm like?
I think it is, I always look
Looking forward to something
And I gotta add more shit
Ross said he wants to keep it. I should keep it stock
Bro, I don't know what that's taking my life. I don't know what I want. I want to take it. I want to take it.
I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to get a new brand bro.
I had ever been on this.
I don't even know but I can carbon fiber bro, but I heard carbon fiber is a buzzword in the car world.
Oh, that's actually great.
Yeah, so maybe I can carbon fiber them.
Yeah, carbon fiber, the fucking wheels maybe?
Yeah, you're the carbon fiber in the steering wheel.
You're doing whatever the fuck you want.
But you can be carbon fiber, man, bruh.
Holy fucking shit, should I make a carbon fiber suit?
Oh my fucking god, you'll be that modern day Tony Stark.
Oh my fucking god.
No, you're so impossible to hear.
It's worth it.
I can't believe it.
She's staring at me.
Pshhh.
Pshhh.
I can hear that.
No, bro.
It's insane.
It's so fucking crazy, bro.
Get out of here, or I'll shoot you!
Yeah, driving at night, though?
We don't scare police, don't run over a pothole.
LA roads are so calm.
LA roads are so neat.
Other people are just flying off one fucking little beat.
Oh, I just need to get out of here.
He's mad at us.
Okay
I'm fucking. I'm in the middle of a street bumper.
She got a piece of the trip and I fucked her.
Then I was in the opposite of her.
She got a piece of the trip and I fucked her.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No, it's the guy in the neighbors, bro.
Do the noise.
It's the guy in the neighbors, bro.
I'm making a shenanigans on an orange.
I
Know you're gonna right to left or right to left here. Yeah, it's actually the message. This is so calm
I'm going left to right. That's some hot shit. I'm not like right to left is never done the wrong
I don't really go in this like straightforward. It's a trick. They're going left to right right
This is left or right?
Oh.
Either right wheel is touching first.
Yeah, this works too.
Just do this on the right side of it.
Whistle.
What a drive, boys.
Beautiful.
What a fucking drive, boys.
Whistle.
Wow, so so beautiful. So so beautiful.
Wow, so.
Get this bit.
It's a grouch.
Uh, it's not.
Hey!
Yeah!
I'm gonna hurt you, can't tell you where I'm at
All fun!
Don't be careful yet
Nevermind!
I was a little bit busted
Well, I'm just going to park next to a...
...a...
...easy...
I'd rather just not show...
...a man who's parked like an asshole
Oh, we better hurry and take this
Oh, please
Can you pass my seatbelt on?
Of course, good
Yeah, it's a manna, by my big, you gotta grab it.
I can't just grab it, nope, no, it's a big manna.
You pick my balls a little bit.
You pick up my balls a little bit.
Ooh, kinda vibey with the red lights.
What a fucking beautiful, beautiful day.
Life is sublime.
Life is sublime.
As long as I don't have to open that exhaust and rub your car, dumb ass, baby.
Another day, bear.
Maybe lock your car?
I ain't allowed to be forgetting to do that shit.
I mean, there's two gates.
Nah, I should be 100% if you lock my shirt.
Absolutely nothing.
This is yours.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Is this why y'all saying yeah, what is this? What is the type of car is GT3?
So, you know, I ain't no stopping me. I can't take you second serious niggas comedy
Every good top nine nigga wanna body me. I don't even wanna to that bitch stop talking me
It's a rose with a wing I would not get a wing on my
Like this way
Actually
But I'm a tech I got the tech art though
Doesn't know it doesn't
Oh it does.
Like this wing?
This wing is cool.
This wing is cool.
tech art wing is naps
get exhaust first
I'm gonna kill the phone
fuck it please
get ready to go
yeah
nah
this is so crazy
like
you and your best friend
riding in the horses
seeing each other side to side
Dude, what is this? What is this?
Imagine the whole team had portions?
Huh?
Imagine the whole team had portions?
Oh, and imagine the whole team got portions. Yeah, facts, bro.
Wow, bro.
Yeah
But I'm not gonna lie, but y'all talking about came difference dog
Yeah, that has to be dick eating there. You can tell this is a joy
But joint is not bad. I fuck with you as well
Yeah, it's a different color
I
Wow
To eat their own bro I
I
Don't want to get yellow bro because I have red
Interior so the yellow I was dead ass looks like Ronald McDonald. I'm not a
Already seen his dude I seen his dude
Raid the tweet dumbass
This but white with the red interior be we would be a saint. Oh
Oh, so so white y'all saying white and then hood
I'm not allowed to do that. I would do that and say the cream I would get so what so that tick top
No, the tick top. Yeah, I just watched
Need him to shave so people can stop bro. Yo, bro, you are fucking people gang
BORK! BORK! FUCKIN' BORK!
W's, bro. W's, bro. W's.
Red on red, red on red, kill yourself, bro.
W fuckin' goatee, meh.
Y'all think I get any less clicks on a YouTube video because my goatee here, no.
with one should we hop on fortnight bruh fortnight or RP fortnight or RP
I'm gonna have R.P.
You're right, in the bed, there ain't no you don't like this
Talk, say, hit me, talk, say, kiss me
I hate this, I need this
GGG
I'm the easy
Left, right, freeze
Bop, bop, breathe
Dab, dab, dab, drop down, back
One, two, three
Why you call me home?
Girl, you did me wrong
Please don't leave me alone
I
Try, try, try
DJ, funky easy
DJ
Funky easy
One shot, yeah
Funky, DJ, funky easy
Talk shit, hit it, talk scary
Kiss me, I hit this
What a beautiful fucking beat, bro
Plus, let me kick-
Yo, bro
stop saying I'm getting paid by fucking telebeef listen to this shit dude
stop stalling fuck you bro this some shit you would make let's constrict
my deconstructed Gigi freaking easy red velvet latte
no bro
who is this is this the girl male
All right, well, uh, I think, uh, I think I'm having an RP voice.
I think I'm going to have an RP.
For, I'm down.
I'll hop on four tomorrow because with Suki.
Wait, is this five in?
I'll be forgetting there.
No one on RP right now.
We're all on four.
Look at Lacey's story.
Ron is asking. I mean, but I'm down for whatever the chat wants, bro. I'm literally down for whatever.
I literally don't care. I'm down for the game, bro.
Let me know. Just let me know. My's Renna pool. Wow. Lizzo. W fuckin Lizzo, bro.
Why bro, what is this? What are you linking me to? What? What are you linking me to?
Yeah, I'm with whatever bro. I'm genuinely with whatever. Generally though, bro. Holy
Shit, YBG's TikTok editor is quick with it.
Damn, damn.
Chat.
Lapol.
Lapol.
Lepoil fortnight one
Oh
I mean, bro is literally being there 50-50, bro
I mean barely the pole one
I'm dead up on four bro
Little four with a boy shed
I
Gotta respect the pole, bro. I gotta respect it. I got two chat
Four with the boys is nabs
It's the weenie day finish it off with some fortnight nabs
No, that already.
Oh, don't want to add me to the discord.
I'll be fucking icon skin man.
So, everybody's saying Ad Jason on Discord in my chat.
Like, bro, I can't.
Hey, don't say that.
Really?
Speaking of Gigi freaking easy
New tic tac tomorrow bro
New tic tac tomorrow bro
You never drank a beer before ever never I swear to God all my life I never drunk a beer you never drank alcohol at a shop never my life
Never had like a sip of wine never my life
never jerked off
Blasic.
Teejically got rid of it and now do I have enough of my bodice?
Okay, so make this make sense.
For $19 you get $1,300 of V-Box, but for $23.
Yeah
26
I have to repost cuz it says my name, but
No genuinely bro, it's invaded my for you beach bro
Are you dead ass bro?
Hey, don't say that.
Really?
Jesus, bro.
us bro let that shit go gang let that shit go bro
Hey
Yeah, bro, is you gonna buy me I don't know this is she never mind I got it. I'm sorry for bothering you give me a zoo
wait what's she doing right now
Oh, what, it lays in this too?
Oh, it lays.
Probably what the heck?
What's with the two lasers?
Why is he on the way home?
Can someone show him this?
I can't wrap my fucking interior.
I can't wrap my interior.
Daddy!
I'm getting dead subs!
I'm getting Tilel subs!
He brought up the calm really he brought up the calm when we were talking and um I was like yo
thanks for deleting that one that was like wishing death on me and shit that had like a
million views or some shit I was like yo thanks for deleting that he was like nah
Confused going out of crazy, but sick. I'm thinking about it. He should got 50k members worse. We're actually got what?
What's up?
Yeah, that was hey
Can you buy me the tongue tongue tongue to horse skin? I get I can't add my his out. Oh
That's our best
I
Don't want the ball up baby. I just want the fetish
Wait what game would y'all try to hop in brah
Let's your Hollywood bro not accepting from requests for me. Let me see. Let me add you. Oh
Not accepting friend requests. I wouldn't have been able to guess that a million years
My god, Jason. You're in the shop I am I have my skin I'm wearing my icon
Like I'm going for people spend me
Back in my day chat you had to work hard to get this pickaxe. Oh iron messes in the shop, bro
Why the cargo Kyle
No, I'm probably not going to rock that skin, but it's just like 60% off.
Yeah, too.
Who the fuck is that in my lobby?
Yo, only OG skins roll out.
Okay.
It's this game over at a sweat.
Can I keep or can I say nobody's got probably if you don't got shit that nobody's got it fuck out simple
Can I get a retreat?
Okay, okay, okay?
You got a rock shit that no one has man
Matter of fact, I'm rocking the trappy patty
I got plug in my controller. Yo, what's the best binds for a controller?
Wait, what are you thinking lace Xbox or PS5 controller? What's better?
I'll use Xbox because I always have but PS5 has less input delay. Oh my boy
Let's get this fuckin' food night.
Yeah, I was playing Xbox.
I'm playing Xbox, bro.
I'm playing Xbox 4 fuckin' first.
Good bugging.
P-Spot controller.
Yo, Jason, let's go, bro.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
Let me see you turn up.
I'm trying to hit Rikades.
Let's see the locker.
My locker, see.
What game mode y'all trying to be on?
Just make you host.
OG, dude?
What's the best, uh, lades, lades?
I need the best sensitivity for a controller.
Ladies, I need the best sensitivity for controller.
Axe, I need everything.
OK, OK.
Chat, can you give me the best?
It's also like that.
Hello there.
Well.
Hello there.
Drive your controller to auto-run?
Yes or no?
Build immediately?
Yes or no?
Edit whole time?
Build immediately?
Yeah, auto-run, yeah.
Edit whole time?
Zero, as slow as it can go.
OK.
Slide whole time?
closing in probably whatever you want
closing though maybe like
that was it
okay
uh... looks at the city i can't change this
uh... uh...
it's uh... change
it's the more advanced
uh...
horizontal
uh...
this is my son
uh... ready uh... boys i'm ready
I'm taking over
You could do low I've stick drift so I might not a
sensitivity tweak zone what the fuck is a tweak zone leave just turn leave that shit off
It's they just added that shit. It's kind of not really worth it for you. I don't know it's controller
Disabled
No real just came up
They see
Go easy
Easy on me because this is new you know, this is my first time. I'm just a baby
Let's go. Wait, we're playing
reload. Yeah, bro. Just in case
we're just playing. Yo, we can't
have fun. No, wait. I don't know
what reload is. No, no, no.
Nowadays, it's just the sweats
that were in the game. That's
it. This guy's just trying to
get kills. Just trying to like
get in the game trying to
post your victory. We're
talking about, etc. You can
put it on rank though. We're
going to Springfield boys.
I don't have any skins
Hey, thank you for the tier 3 sub bro. I love to meet new skins man
My god
Wait, I have no one should I take it off? Oh, it's up to you. We'll just get a random. Yeah
I'll take off one more, sorry.
Wait, what? I can't take it off.
Probably my chat to keep it on then.
Yo, chop shit! Can you ready up?
Is that me or those?
Come on, bro. Definitely not me.
Wait, wait, wait, one second.
That's some cool shit.
Chad, I'm tired, bro. Someone hugged me.
You hugged?
I need to hug you right now.
I'll be even if I get the TZ.
Oh, bro, I got some new shit, bro.
I got some new shit, bro.
Like girl?
You have a girlfriend or no?
Just got a new skin.
Just got a new skin, bro.
Oh, what kind of skin, bro?
I think we should hop on the chair for the sunset segment.
I'm hungry I'm so hungry I can eat Jason Tall when
Oh what the fuck why is it so hard to get V bucks in this game
Let me buy it
Springfield raked here we go boys here we go boys
I'm having no beat the buck
Huh
If your motherfucker that plays rainbow six
How crazy
Grills, we should all put our dicks in it and just roll them
Rub our balls like all over his grill. Okay good breaks
Awesome content shit. Oh my god, bro. I'm nice
I feel oh
I'm lost bro
What's your build that it
Wait, how does the game work?
Bad bad
Here we go
Joe the controls gonna be no joke for you I'm surprised
way too high yeah what the fuck is this game mode so there's nothing that's
to do with your death oh my god bro I got to try my scott
should be happy we're on the same list I'm re-building I'm re-burning
oh mine's up on the beat man bro Travis Scott is nice
Enrique!
There we go.
Don't score.
Somebody just got down. Don't worry. Still alive.
Bro, this game is so different now.
Are we working on a
Subversive
Above us
No, bro, this game is way different they change so much
I'm dead. I'm dead. Let's help help help
Now I got a warm-up
Oh my god, bro, I actually need one more
What is the point of controller if I can't fucking aim on?
Oh god, bro, I gotta get I gotta get nice again
What the fuck is going on man?
Oh my god bro, no, no, no, bro.
Bro, we playing against fucking bros man?
Bro, this is like fucking boor that's not holding thing.
Oh, it's fucking Friday, bro, look at all the games.
They're probably calling us slurs and shit.
Like, hold on, hold on.
Alright, I'ma lock in, I'ma lock in real quick, bro.
Dude, it is the audio so loud, that's why.
I can barely hear myself.
Wait, wait, Jack, is this working?
You're over here.
I'm gonna lock in boys this next reboot. I'm not dying. Let's go
Get shit on kid
help help what the fuck help fucking fucker help
holy shit bro just shooting just be careful we're good we're good i'm good i'm good
yep yep yep yep he's gonna get some max he's gonna get max
I can't go simple, that's cheese.
Gotta keep going.
Evolve weapon.
Stop six-sevening and fucking help, though.
Yo, so far, you're a controller player.
You're supposed to like,
are you supposed to like tap,
like, or like, when you aim, is it supposed to be like,
I don't know how the game is anymore.
I hold it, sometimes I tap,
sometimes I play it, though.
What's that?
I don't,
do you spray it on the tap?
Ooh, pissed on, Loose.
Come here.
Stop controlling oh my god. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. No responding. No responding. No, don't be careful boys
This is a shotgun. Oh
I'm having no match
Nice kill boys nice kills
evolve your weapon what does that even mean?
HL, why'd he kinda...
Pension and rolling right now bro
Pension and rolling
Yo stop 6-7ing and helping you fucker
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I spotted him at loot, that's fire
I'm literally there bro. I'm literally there about a boxing I'm full box
Watch out watch out watch out
I'm better better better
I'm fucking Orbi right now.
I heard you.
I have no mats.
I have no mats.
I have no mats, bro!
I'm high in the sky, bro!
I have no mats!
Yo, let me show you.
Yo, Lace, how do I change my mat- mat period?
Um, let's have a deep-eyed winner build, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Genuinely, I just rolled around for 30 minutes, 10 minutes!
Oh, stop, man.
Let's see, bro.
There's no way!
I said, is that what a tournament's gonna be?
Because there's genuinely no way.
This is gonna be this shit right here kids in the tournament are even gonna know how to fucking build
Yo, you stay high I got this
My god, we're winning come on boys
What's fucking going on man, what's fucking going on bro, this is what we do man, victory
for you.
Hey who's that, you know that or not?
That's a fire man, let's go, I'm ready to run that shit back man, but I'm not gonna
like the fuller one.
You returned the lobby or no
Yo, can you hear me? Yeah, good shit boys. That was great
May I run I say Batman?
You are a reboot card
No, this kind of reminds me of the old days where like back in the day like give it's like you're just your boys
Just playing for days enjoying a time on a fucking Friday bro like life's just fucking good life couldn't be any fucking better man
genuinely
Bro, I need to practice like the chat's having fun
Enjoying shit brother vibes is good appeal beats Friday night. You're excited bro to play fucking for the boys man
Nothing like chillin with the bros man
Long day of building a house filming tiktoks hop on the game after to end it off
I couldn't be any fucking better
Oh
Let's get dead, bro
Our mouth down fucking murdered
Sit the fuck down man
bro do I only get shot which one's better the more fine or the sweeper
I
come on man oh see one oh fuck you bro thank you my I hate him man my shit is
clean
Oh
Is this better
Ladies guy on you
I got pissed on Iron Mouse. It's got shit on.
Don't fuck with me.
Hunting rifle? Oh, shit.
What is this? Oh, XR?
What don't you have? Look at this.
She got to be ass. She can't be good.
Robin died, yeah. I'm feeling good.
I'm gonna win this fucking tournament.
Yo, how do I lower my building since we're passing?
That's fucking hell.
What is this?
Who didn't tell you about this?
Man missed.
Who dares you to put on?
Where's everybody? Yeah, bro. Try to get some kills.
Little battle time.
You wanna fuck with me? You fuck with the fucking king.
Hold on, I want to take care of you.
Let's go. I'm in back to the door.
Sit the fuck down, bop.
Pain in the grave.
We're like getting a fucking ass.
Look at that shit.
Absolutely shit.
Whoa!
Yeah, you know what it is my building
Oh my god, you're lucky there's nothing in my fucking
Sit the fuck down by no courses teammates there man
Where's my team at
Oh
I can live that it's got a build there
Bro run you got build man
Lays I'm landing on you dude heard you and her free fall
They killed him.
They just didn't want to sit there.
I don't know if I win this.
I don't know if I win this. Don't have a shotgun.
Don't have a shotgun, bro! I just died in Marlin!
I just died in Marlin.
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
Oh no, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
You gotta live!
Oh my god, bro.
Fuck you, man, let me!
Garcia, appreciate the 20, man!
Garcia, you just poured a fucking water in the ocean.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, Garcia.
Garcia, he has a pours for us.
We just joined the couple.
Yeah, hello?
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Here you go, that shit, bro.
Who is that?
The fuck?
Manuel's the 20!
So let's see who added the fake lays.
Yeah, so Jason added a fake lays to the call.
I didn't know there was two of y'all man
You're actually just like a guitar
Gonna have to retweet that bro
sensitivity should say build a little player I don't see it my stupid chef it
should be like build multiplier and then edit multiplier go out what's that
where bro no backling room black back now is no why not your shit's not
coming down right now what should be on what should be on I do that I think I
And then back back back bling say back bling five times fast
Sweet enough video soon, bro
Yo Garcia with a big 20 man Wow, bro
We gotta show them
Nah, W's W's
Take art soon bro trust
No, no no stables already rich
Roll why do you not seem enthusiastic me it takes Sophia like a genuine. Thank you
I'm gonna be landing pleasant part okay, well maybe you go sandy sheets gonna go I'm gonna go right on the paint right there
I don't remember that
What the fuck bro who the fuck is sandy the checkers
What are you at?
What are you at?
What are you at?
What the fuck are you at?
Fuck outta here man.
Fuck outta here.
We remember those dudes.
Good fucking times.
Now who remembers? Now this is the actually do you remember moment.
You ready?
We remembers late night at brawl and lawn.
We all went to go play basketball.
And it was all about that. We thought someone was going to kill us.
Oh my god, that's a classic.
I don't remember that
Remember when little dirt really pulled up
He already got free
I
Got snipe to
Jason you're so fucking ugly
You're a fucking creature you fucking fish whoa, don't do that bro. Don't do that with me. Don't do that with me, bro
I am not
Oh
Holy days you're moving bro
Bro want to get good
Motherfucker running running
Whoa
No help
Oh
That woman just obliterated my asshole
Now
This game is so hard like genuinely how do people get so fucking good
But you're literally a fortnight pro play with a bunch of bots
Oh nice little roll animation you got anything for me here anything
Any sad guns for me
No, give a sister
What the fuck this guy's grappling bro
Hey, don't worry, I'm alive too, bro. I'm not down
Because I'm fucking demon fucking demon. That's why bro
I do
Instant fucking classic instant fucking classic
Oh my god, pv you're playing og for tonight Ron Kimi ladies
Yo mods, did you just don't fucking fix my shit?
Yeah, since what's this bro, this game is so overstimulating.
Actually so much different.
Well, the entire rest of the time by me I am hiding in a big old headshot.
You are riding me.
Yeah, what do we hop it on? Let me like a new song, bro
Yeah, probably yo, yo
Help oh god, this is oh my god. I'm getting rained on I'm getting a train rain on me
I leave you got triple penetrated every one of my body's got fought
every hole box it looks better hey stay up stay alive no frigging shotgun
oh my god nice oh nice
there goes back there goes back there goes back
Oh
Yo, you didn't want to splash some shit on me like
Hey
Fucking yo
I heard you heard you
Gotta get a rest res me
Yes, bro
Oh my god. Oh my god. What's that?
Quick ask. Quick ask.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Blast it.
Careful.
Hey.
Who just joined?
One let's go.
Well, we won.
Well, we did it.
We won.
We can take it.
We can take it.
We won, bro.
Let's go.
What the fuck do you keep joining?
Who's at it?
Bro, I'm practicing at 4.9 right now.
get up my dick oh we want to hear from you please rate how much you agree
Fortnite feels different from other games I play maybe not anymore what's
this yeah I'm not gonna lie I didn't want to be the guy to do it I'm gonna be
the guy to do it I'm gonna wear my real sweat skin okay oh no I'm gonna be
Okay
Yo, can we play battle? Yeah?
Yo, can you suck a fucking penis what we're just gonna die for we're getting our rank up
We're in silver lobbies because of you no
Hey, don't even ask me when I'm wearing fucks you time out this shit. We'll finish it called morning. Hope fucking locker
Oh my god, you see the logo underneath the fortnight
Should I go
My tough or no
No, let's get tough. Let's get tough. No one wants to go skin for skin here. I can't go skin for skin with you, bro
Bro, you can't look like green baddos
You said you guys want to get on two came run threes on theater. I'm done
Oh
Okay, the fucking gritty this is fortnight, man
Games for sir, I think
Whoa! What the hell?
Maw! Chimps! Chimps!
What?
Where am I at, bro?
What is this game mode?
I'm laying it on the football field.
The Matlurot has way less players.
Woo!
God, well, I'll take people out.
Yo, bud, freedom kicks off.
Hey, bud, freedom, dig up and make sure you're free.
I'm coming for all points. I'm securing all points.
I'm not gonna fuck him, bro. Let's finish here.
I'm gonna hold my way through.
We're gonna fucking aim saw.
Oh, I heard you.
I'm straight. I'm straight. Oh, this is the two-bang shotgun.
Does that chest die? I need that box.
box. Let me get that box.
Bro.
Imagine Jason eating your box.
We don't fucking know.
I would.
Excuse me.
Whoa, help!
Imagine that mustache tickling your fucking pit.
Oh my god.
That's your spot.
Oh my god.
It's my life for me on that.
Oh my god.
Got mine.
I'm sorry.
Can I have to order?
I'm sorry to all the young people.
I ain't lying bro. I ain't lying. How you think I do this shit, bro?
What the fuck is on me?
There's a friggin anana over here running
Bro one one pump one shot one ammo to sit his ass
What is this bro, we are this.
What the fuck is my plan, we're in a fucking shocker.
What is this bro, fucking tomorrow?
That fucking little oozy?
What is this, item?
What the fuck is going on man?
Banana down, look at that shit.
You're so strong, weak, messy, and you're...
No hope dude.
Actually, you don't do it like you got the runs off.
He squared it on myself.
Hokes up.
Hokes bash.
Whoa, I just killed it unreal.
Whoa, that's it unreal.
Dude, OK, everyone be careful.
Shot, everyone watch out.
I'm a fucking-
Bro, these are high-range lobbies.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, no.
Oh
Genuinely like this kids are too good
Turn sense down I feel like I sense on for nice good though
I'm back. Wait, what happened?
Yo, how does he keep joining?
I'm done a loss, bro. We keep counting on the loss.
I'm not even adding you. How?
About the blocker bro
Bro feed burger
You're making us look like a silly ass squad, bro. Yeah, this is not comfy. Let me look goofy as fuck. They say cool
What is this new shit man?
They look at you now, bro.
Same shit.
Bro, is he fucking easy in the chat, dude?
Driving Porsches in the rain.
Bro, that could be cute.
I
Like
I'm not shaving it because y'all things
Jason don't eat your mustache, bro
Yo Jason, we're gonna fry you all night
I
This LG then we gotta win
Yeah, we gotta win yo, it's a on God. You're putting on your 999 skin shout out juice for a lot of juice
Oh, but a fabro. She's we place a juice real quick. I'm coming Demogorgon
I love this plate this is a fine Chinese
That was hard
Or we like New York drill and just come like hey, hold on
Hey
we gotta win this shit we'll be landing
we'll be landing there
we're coming to Springfield bruh
hey paul kank
paul kank
no really
oh really
we're coming to springfield k bruh
we're coming to flip this shit upside down
where we landing bruh
oh
oh
paul kank
come here
captain of the burger spot bruh
i'm flipping crusty shit
hey
arore ma
arore
bruh
bruh
what does bruh say
the crazy Mike got him got him on again no tell bro shut the fuck up man I don't
want to use my burger burger burger on the ground
burger
I don't know how to use my mic with my mic button oh my god
I
You
No, no, no, no, stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive. I'm Hong Kong is a lot. We're good. We're good. You can die now
Yo, can we come up the guys?
I don't have amuses on bro.
I'm just trying my best to help my baby.
Please.
Come on, that's the LG you gotta win.
How do I talk to this guy, man?
Yo, yo, Pong Hong Kong.
What's good, bro?
I'm just crazy.
Why does he have a normally, bro?
I didn't have an accent.
Who moved?
He's communicating.
Wait, he's actually...
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
What is this fucking...
What?
Don't die.
Jason, tell him that I'll stay alive.
Explain to him.
Since I am...
I don't think you come...
Well...
Hello?
You might be dead, bro.
Oh Hong Kang, can you hear me?
Is there Michael, where are you at right now?
Oh my God, bro.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more,
one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more,
bro, that was Bad Lobby's, that was Bad Lobby's,
bro, Nathan Newton, Michael's friend.
We have fuckin' Kim's on Lulemon Routine,
bro, I'm sure.
Yo!
Oh wow
He's lying, he's lying, he's lying
I'm gonna put on a sweat skin
I'm coming Kaisen out on them
I'm coming Kaisen out on them
Oh shit
Oh
Okay, okay, okay
I bet I'm gonna switch out
I'm gonna go
Hello there
I'm gonna go Lacey on them
Okay
What the fuck is that skin
You
Hey, if you don't got these, hey, if you don't got all this, don't, don't come in the lobby, deadass.
Like, no troll. If you don't got full color, Omega lights, get out of my fucking stream.
Facts.
Wait, I de-weighted a silver, is that working?
Would rather come in the lobby or lobby in the cum.
Yo, Julien Zito, 1873, welcome to the lobby, bro.
Bro, I'm jiggling you, bro.
Who is this little knuckles fuck? Or what's his god name?
Let's go another round, right?
What's his name? Tails.
Oh, my tail is in my face. It's gonna shit look
Let's go let's go let's lock in we come in here we go. We switch it. I feel like we should switch it
Okay, we're coming spring
I'm laying at the town hall laying on the black building you can't build up there just
letting you know right now.
Thanks for the heads up. Appreciate the heads up. Appreciate the heads up.
Wooo! Bitch!
Shit on him, dude.
Don't worry. I got this. What is this? What is a big bush bomb?
Oh my god
My mother I can see it where I actually see it's right there wait, I actually see it's right there
I see the fight right on top of my screen
Hey, I got this I'll stay alive. I'll keep you. You got us J. Way. I got I'm just gonna farm ads
the last one steady you're on you're on your fat oh I get fucking beamed nice
shots I hate him I'm much longer I'm much longer
I got nothing. I got nothing. No way. Oh my god. I did my part, boys. I did my part.
I did my part. I did my part. I stayed alive. Please, bro. Ron, don't die.
Oh
Playing with fucking burgers dude these guys are ass
Yo, that was a bit harsh
Holy blazer
My god, oh my god, oh my god
All right, I'm flying to a different POI walla. Hey, where Hollywood?
Help help. Oh my god. I got no low
Remain calm, bro. Think about this, right?
One is like life
It's chill just chill late stay alive boy your last one
I got burgers
I
Ain't like you to beat the fuck out of him, bro. He's talking crazy
This is the one.
How do I get better within two days? Is it possible?
Slip!
Are you deadass getting fooled, bro?
I got this shit. No no no.
Bro, Jillian, shut the fuck up, dude!
Jason, you're fucking Chobb, dude.
Oh, bro.
I'm just trying to play the game. I'm here, you're audio three times.
That's not hard, bro.
What the fuck is this?
No don't keep going effects.
Wooo!
I spiced his fucking butt!
Touch me bro!
Oh my god bro!
Hey Clicks, enjoy beating them in fucking practice bro.
Hey Clicks, enjoy beating them in fucking practice bro.
I
Don't want a 3v3 ship. I'm learning how to play controller. Fuck is they talking now?
Enjoy those practices when broke away. Oh, the best of the best is on faith time with you. See
I bet watch
This is actually a lot from my brain right now
What's the items that
What you mean I saw
Make sure it's like I can't blaze that ice-pice again
Bro ice-pice
Yo
bro there's like a risk up there I like while in bro
guys I'm up in 10
Oh
That's a bad idea bad idea
They're him bro, you're him
Yes
right now
free order
oh my god
you have to
look I got this shit don't worry I'm going to the support
Springfield is split poor
where they actually getting straight
I think you should give a full rebound
you gotta give a full rebound
this is drink your mini
yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
beautiful beautiful
everybody spectating me
everybody spectating me
Am I expected it?
Nooooooooo! Help! Help! Help!
What did I do?!
What did I do?!
He's got my key!
Oh, what the fuck?!
He's game, boy. I died a fucking Kim Kardashian.
Who's your teammate, Mason?
Oh, that's dude.
They're literally everywhere, man.
nah bro
leave me alone
wow made it just in time bro
Oh
What's over here
I feel like it's no Lou anywhere
Do no shots on this? Oh, this is bad for me here boys
Why on earth am I playing controller?
Yes
What Julian what bro, did you hear what that girl Yuri from Shimmer you said about you?
Who's that?
You're retarded bro, get on the fucking game and I'm like dude you're actually ass bro
What are you doing?
Good one bro, good one bro
Now he got me bro
I'm gonna evolve my shit
I
Get work out
Sagan
This is happening. It's a fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god
There's a shotgun
I'm dead. I'm dead. Coming bro, coming bro, coming bro.
Fuck this shit. I'm making a movie. Hissed on.
What is this? Sniper? I need help. I need help. I need help.
Put it on the guns again. Copy copy. Can you just live? Can you just
live? Can you just live? Come on. Can you just live?
I
Guys you guys
Bro wait, why does it keep saying that I'm like adding people when I'm not even adding who's doing that bro?
Did I get fucking hacked?
I
Took his land on these guys and go did I get my discord?
They might be
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, I wouldn't be able to order this food without the taste of it, that all y'all.
Actual W's, they will.
Hey M&M bro, give some stuff to me man, I know y'all got money.
What's your herb on your face, huh?
I'm dead, it's look better, I'm a thousand percent dead.
Yo Lacey, you're fat bro.
You know, he's why
I'm out of him what I'm about to video games. What's that? What's that? What's that?
That's elimination. That's what that is
Come any fucking American
Everybody I'm taking everybody out bro taking everybody out and taking everybody out
What what pick them up again pick them up again? What?
Oh, yeah, we on that
I
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
Yo boys, no respawning.
Just locked in.
I'm scared.
There's a lot of people left.
There's a lot of people on the air.
I'm reloading all my games.
I'm actually gonna try.
Wait, bush bomb? What the fuck is that?
Oh no, I'm so scared.
I'll break the full-sabled one.
bad bad bad bad bad bad bro that's very bad man
lace lace lace help me lace lace lace help me lace help love love love i'm only new give me
give me give me give me give me i had everything i had i had don't want to move bro
i got mad ice spices on me heard you i don't make no no no bro i gotta kill
I'm watching lays man. I want to use
Oh my god, you're him. Oh my god. He's back
I'm watching I'm watching bro. You're actually not even bad
Well eight people left y'all
Holy
Get ready to that
Hey
watch out I'm keeping it. Oh good shot!
oh no no no there's a balloon on you
my god ladies and gentlemen we're not all my panic a little bit of panic here
he just built the iPhone tower ladies over here I spiced in his way
you good ladies oh what a fucking shot from lays big boy need the rejuice here
perhaps he's rolling around all but oh no I got it I got it I got it I got it
heard you heard you heard you correct some no more some no more I ain't got
Nathan I have fucking knife in the main floor
Whoa, I spiced with a miss job, but I spice taken I spice down I spice rolling around. Oh my god
There's two people left
Yeah, do you only had kill yourself, bro
I got buddy
I think I'd leave the link to the disquitters
Should I leave the link to this?
Yeah, no, but you can all look oh
Oh, oh there got leaked it. Okay, and come in. Let's see who joins. Let's see who joins this discord
I'd never skin
First person join get some ad by statement on lays not wait you can fuck you a link to a group chat
I don't mind brace yourself
What?
brace yourself
For what just brace?
Okay embracing oh
Oh
Nothing happened. Oh, oh
Oh, what are you hoping about? Oh mods mods
This could get bad
So they join and then they didn't join at all
That scared learned to me did it it's all good
Bro for I was fake phone right there though
High stream
So guys
We can get an RP or good
RP
What do you want to be?
What's your character going to be?
My name is, uh, OK, OK, that's actually really great.
I think it's, no.
Next.
Guys, can we play Siege, guys?
I would play Siege.
Hey, let's run some among us.
OK, OK.
Oh, that's a good idea.
OK, I'll include everybody with a little party game.
Yeah, I could get a little, a little man lobby here,
a little key.
What did you fucking say?
I'll fill out the lobby right now.
No, don't say that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We're here.
Yeah.
Well, Jason, you're shot.
Run.
As a matter of fact, everybody just turned their camera
real quick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can we run?
Can we run?
Move back, sir.
Can we run cams?
OK.
Bubbles.
Bubbles with a cam gun.
Mike sees asshole in a second.
What does that say?
OK.
Please start.
You're going to left cam, bro.
This is scary.
It's scary.
Don't want to show this.
Listen, bro.
Hey, listen.
NMS.
This is your guy.
He's putting up for you. Let's see what he's got.
Bro, I'm a good kid. I'm a good kid.
Yo, bro, just begin a minute, bro.
I'm watching.
Come on, man.
What are you waiting?
Bubbles.
Bubbles?
Are you waiting on me?
Yeah, I just waiting for that face.
Kaden, he's 28.
Bro, I'm going to be out of here.
Who, me?
Yeah.
If I say?
35 me 35, okay
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie yellow band wait, I'm not me. No enemies forever
15 or 15
Hey, shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to Miss.
Hey, bro.
No year equals faking equals cap.
Are you fucking?
Is that your EA age or your real age?
That's my real age.
Hey, shout out to you, big bro.
Or little bro.
Any last words?
Any last words?
Yes?
So we don't run into mama, so.
Who is this British fucking?
How is he awake right now?
Oh
Yo, Misha, what's good bro? Do you have face cam?
We all bleed shit the same
say bro we're not gonna judge you bro and lays I love you guys okay all you
guys I before you since that all right all right we're not gonna say this is
You're not just a piece, bro.
All right.
Bye.
Oh, pre-asshole.
Oh, it's good, bro.
Yo.
Yo.
You were not sound like how you looked at all.
Oh, bro, you're so cute, dude.
I just want to cuddle you.
You actually do not sound like how you look at the park.
Dude.
Now, show us your dog.
Yeah, they're sure she don't
Tell tell it to see oh it's laying down the tricks or not
It's a stable bro
You want you to see my dog. Yeah
Okay, okay. Oh
Shit
Oh
Can you guys turn your cameras on
Oh, it's this button right here
Hey, bro, you turn this camera on, you know, I got a tip the cat
That was a stable, bro. He came from your stream. I didn't show the link
Stable pulling up. They'll be fucking stable, man
and if that was enemies bro you're welcome here man
hey bro that's M&M's bro
resident evil movie did that shake a kid out
should we watch that
what's that coming up
that was more showers bro
wait did ass
wait
oh my god
We could wait that she got released today
Hold on method watch that shit. Maybe they got they got some 10 p.m.. So
First you good
No, I have to watch that shit. Hey, bro. Why do I see so much gay shit? I mean you
Should I refresh Twitter real quick?
I'm not seeing shit. I'm seeing you like you like fucking me like it's bad
I mean, I was getting sexually abused by my boss today. Okay. How would it how did it feel?
Not not the best
What
Is that is my body oh my god
This dude's fucking booted up with the fucking face mask on like like, yeah, what is this bro?
Yeah, bro face washing segment loading and I this is hard bro Jason Jason go in there and steal his mouse
He's doing that tick-tock face mask they've been making that shit look good
Your choice excuse me
I know
If I was 2000 machine bro that mouse is
But I'm not the seven hour mark
Oh, never got that 10k by the way, so I'm not doing that shit again.
Ewww!
Come on bro, old Jason would've and sent him to fucking M&M's airlines.
Yeah bro, send him to his airline bro, go in there make it right here.
Does that ever exist though?
Shit.
There it is.
You're about to have your first flight right now bro, we're waiting.
We're about to have your first flight right now bro.
I'm okay bro, I ain't gonna lie.
Okay, okay, okay if you're scared just say it out.
Alright bro, I'm about to go to the theater.
Hi boys
Hi boys
I just want to leave bro
I'm gonna see you all
I'm gonna make sure everybody is out
I'm gonna see you all
Thank you
Thank you
One more baby for you bro
Hi, that's a bet
I'm gonna see this call out to everybody else
Dude, can a nigga live? Can a nigga live, please?
What?
He's young.
Son.
Son.
Mbroom. Mbroom.
You're hacked. I'm not hacked. I showed the link.
Dumbies. I'm not this fucking... I'm not this group chat, bro.
I'm leaving the group chat.
Mute your noteys.
Alright bro, I got five of me.
Five scrolls.
Five links, actually.
Actually, five scrolls.
Let's go! Move it through my face like I got the chigau!
Nice. First scroll.
J-J-fucking-nice.
Hey, don't say that!
Second school you gotta do a double twist. I got it. You let it
Did he actually let go you gotta do a double twist I got it you let it
You gotta do a double twist
You ever notice how it's just like a human thumb?
Hello everyone, I am here with Kain.
And that's my 5, yeah.
This is Dan Wilder.
Even Nick is a dad bugger.
My dad just came back from playing the block that fast and we acting like I was mad all day, sitting in the corner.
That was me, I was Tommy Toughknuckle, nigga.
Yeah
Bro get this shit out the car generally. Yeah, I mean I didn't care
I boss I boss
Boss that's it for me, bro. Ray WBG
All right, yeah, right tomorrow
You know I'm there boys
It's all my sons worldwide
All my juniors
I know I left you without a name
I
with the walk, gardening's not poppin', fuckin' ain't she goin' shoppin', whoa
I'm runnin' out of options, they're runnin' out of options
Put them up for adoption, so my name on the top
This is not love, baby, there's no four leaf, no horseshoe
I'm in the bank, they can pour you, I'm in New York on John Chetru
Supermodels in the all sex, lock the door to the bathroom
Cause they doin' somethin' that is not Pepsi
I'm just pourin' on the shots
I remember that I told y'all this shit, that was kinda like a mass text
I remember that I told you I loved you
That I was really in the past tense
I remember that I told you I get your true fears
That I get around
Bet you're havin' us a kid, 42 years
I sent a kid around
Yeah
On bed and dick with a top down
Shorties out here gettin' knocked down
City comin' off a lockdown
Grabbin' niggas doin' weed