🔴WOOWOP X WOOWOP DAD X JASON🔴

jasontheween

09-22-2026 · 6h 03m

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[00:04:05] Tony with that 17 months. Yo,

[00:04:09] yo, yo, chat. Yo, yo, yo, yo,

[00:04:13] yo, yo, yo, yo. How are we

[00:04:16] doing? How are we doing? You

[00:04:18] I wear the same shit every day because when I'm outside and I wear some different shit

[00:04:23] They gonna be like oh he really now he really put that shit on my quiet

[00:04:27] I don't know why my mic keeps going quiet, bro

[00:04:32] Yo yo yo you wear the same bullshit outside. It's not true at all

[00:04:36] Not Omega messes up. I generally don't keep it down. Run sheep and yo, bro. Yeah, bro. I'm in my sleep room

[00:04:43] I don't know what you want me to do

[00:04:45] Anyways, listen, you see the title, you see the fucking stream title, you see the Twitter

[00:04:52] post, no D. Woo-wop dad, ex-woo-wop, ex-corehouse, ex-jason, ex-movie.

[00:05:10] I just pulled up from a shoot with dub.

[00:05:14] I mean, do I even call it a shoot?

[00:05:15] It's literally like a mini vlog.

[00:05:17] I just filmed some, I just filmed a YouTube shoot with dub,

[00:05:22] bro, that shit was funny as shit.

[00:05:24] Very quick, very quick shoot.

[00:05:26] Today, what we got planned with WuWop and WuWop dad,

[00:05:30] he's literally bad at pull up.

[00:05:32] Probably, I give it, bro, he might walk in the room

[00:05:35] in five seconds, who knows, all right?

[00:05:38] I literally said, pull up whenever I'm walking to my room, bro, because me Casa Sucasa, uh, so

[00:05:45] Yeah, um, what should we do a woolwap today? I mean, I already have some plans, bro me

[00:05:50] And dub we're gonna go. I actually asked me what on the side

[00:05:54] Um, because I did get some inspo from the dub ex-woolwap ex-crumble cookie collab

[00:06:00] I think me and dub gonna go to spirit halloween

[00:06:02] We're gonna get fitted. He wanted to see his father in a T Rex inflatable costume

[00:06:08] We're gonna go get suited up. You know what I mean today's blue ops day. All right now another thing

[00:06:15] We're gonna go and we are going to

[00:06:20] We are going to

[00:06:23] Go to Target. All right now I was thinking best five, but I

[00:06:29] Did his way back when with Tara yummy, okay?

[00:06:32] 10 minutes at whatever you want in a basket or so I do how much you could

[00:06:39] carry because I'm already know it this dude dub is about to fill the card up

[00:06:47] there's got to be some type of fucking rules or something definitely carry yeah

[00:06:54] let's do carry bro and we don't have to do a timer at all we just we just do

[00:06:59] carry actually yeah ten minute timer maybe maybe I don't know we could twist

[00:07:04] the rules a little bit help me out chat no gift cards no gift cards one of each

[00:07:09] item okay and shall I put a limit on it well because I'm telling y'all this new

[00:07:18] dub is about to run up my fucking bill bro

[00:07:24] 5k limit, fairs, okay, yeah, 5k limit, all right, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, is it

[00:07:32] a tricky out double, woo-wop, bro, it doesn't fucking matter, okay, double is literally

[00:07:39] gonna just tell woo-wop, woo-wop, add the fucking TV to the card, woo-wop, add the iPhone,

[00:07:47] give him an iPhone, woo-wop, woo-wop, woo-wop, go add this, go add that, you know what I

[00:07:52] NMS boxing updates. All right, bro. All right

[00:08:01] All right now

[00:08:03] We got

[00:08:04] You got some good fights

[00:08:07] Pretty hype for this one. Oh Asian Jeff. I told y'all is running it back

[00:08:12] Okay, y'all must be wondering against who brother gets who if not you I'm not yeah

[00:08:17] I'll have him back in the ring for endless boxing five. He will be boxing nitro camden

[00:08:24] Nitro fucking candem camden versus asian jeff

[00:08:31] Yeah, yeah, we got a cinema. I'm not gonna lie that may be made caught me main fight potential, you know what I'm saying?

[00:08:37] All right

[00:08:39] Another one I will leak. Okay. Um

[00:08:43] girl fight

[00:08:47] careless kitty versus Sarah her last name friends with us at Sarah

[00:08:57] shah he share a he gave care city this is who this is who she requested at least

[00:09:07] this careless kitty you know I think she's a to talk or a shimmer creator and

[00:09:13] And then Sarah

[00:09:17] Nope not this one not not not her Sarah shot Sarah I

[00:09:23] Don't fucking know her last name. I don't know her last name, but y'all know who it is right y'all know

[00:09:30] You know she has a name she has a name okay

[00:09:35] I'll pull up, y'all will know who she is, everybody knows who she is.

[00:09:48] Oh, we got Morde Pod vs. Sabah as well, forgot to mention that one, jeez.

[00:10:03] Here we go. Here we go.

[00:10:05] Her, her, her, her.

[00:10:07] Y'all know her, man. Y'all know her, bro.

[00:10:09] Sarah Sheehan.

[00:10:12] That's her name, bro.

[00:10:14] Yes.

[00:10:16] Versus careless kid. Yes.

[00:10:18] Okay.

[00:10:19] Those are two girl fights.

[00:10:21] As for now...

[00:10:25] But yeah, should be good.

[00:10:34] How the fuck yo, yo, yo, yo

[00:10:46] So eat on him same

[00:10:52] And a mess boxy. Oh, yeah, yeah, I swear

[00:11:03] We lifted it okay, that's what I'm saying

[00:11:09] That's probably you want there's like

[00:11:12] That was crazy

[00:11:15] Okay, that's good

[00:11:17] Oh, you black ball Connie I didn't black ball Connie like that one was actually

[00:11:24] Which I could

[00:11:26] That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's good, bro. Yeah, so

[00:11:33] Yeah, you just booted up bro, but you literally did what Marvel Marvel Mondays

[00:11:40] Then you use the AI poster bro. You're a mom

[00:11:45] You pay for that we got a scam bro because he went and tried GPT and said yo

[00:11:50] Generate silky ex Marvel posters. Yeah, he kind of messed up your movies

[00:11:54] It's kind of fucked up. He put sound quit. So the son was he

[00:12:00] No, bro

[00:12:02] So what is that?

[00:12:06] There's a set date, but I'm aiming to school is like in October right before Japan

[00:12:16] I'm not

[00:12:18] Calendar I literally got the 21st

[00:12:29] How is it

[00:12:32] My bad for being considerate can focus kill yourself

[00:12:57] Having your bro's birthday on the calendar is get any other other fights

[00:13:01] I do got a couple more confirmed fights, but I don't want to announce those yet.

[00:13:10] There are some people that are down to fight.

[00:13:12] I just have to match them together, but bangers, bangers, bangers, okay, okay.

[00:13:25] Big X.

[00:13:26] I mean, bro, it's hard.

[00:13:27] It's hard to find like if fights people that are experienced I generally don't know

[00:13:35] I'm still looking bro big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:13:39] You could take whoop on a quick Porsche drive

[00:13:43] Could do that bro, but then what is fucking dub gonna do just chill at the crib? No, bro

[00:13:50] Yo, that was crazy time of her menu sticky that that's crazy dub is so funny

[00:13:57] Instagram saying dub is the only door to blowin' out love.

[00:14:01] You don't understand a legend thing, right?

[00:14:03] The people that give a QP a legend thing.

[00:14:07] What's some young niggas?

[00:14:08] It's Y-ins.

[00:14:10] The Y-ins gonna blow my fucking hand off,

[00:14:13] speaking, I'm really at it.

[00:14:14] No, a nigga's gonna blow my fucking la-duce effect.

[00:14:17] Blow my cap off, cause y'all niggas playin'.

[00:14:20] Hey, huh, shit, did I hear that was years ago?

[00:14:23] I ain't like dub is talking to me about this off stream today.

[00:14:26] It was one about, yo, he like this shit is genuinely scanty, but uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:14:35] Dub, I run Chicago, you good.

[00:14:38] No shit, it's a whole war.

[00:14:39] I'm not even like, I'm not even top to name this shit.

[00:14:43] So, uh, yeah, protect him a dub.

[00:14:53] You're good.

[00:14:54] You're good.

[00:14:55] He's good, just don't go back to Chicago.

[00:14:56] Jason.

[00:14:57] What is this, bro?

[00:14:58] This shit did not happen.

[00:15:00] And, and, and, and, uh, I see Jason and Lacey,

[00:15:04] they're just sitting in front of the line

[00:15:06] while Ron is already in.

[00:15:08] I walk in, I say, hey, it's Doug,

[00:15:12] and motherfucking Jason and his bitch whole ass nigga.

[00:15:16] He's talking about the vivette line.

[00:15:18] Oh, vivette.

[00:15:19] Yup.

[00:15:21] It's locked.

[00:15:22] How?

[00:15:24] How?

[00:15:33] I got my fit for today's stream as well.

[00:15:40] Let me watch this real quick. W jarg? Appreciate that.

[00:15:43] Slap the motherfucker security!

[00:15:45] I slapped the security! FBI come out there like, what's going on?

[00:15:48] Nigga, I'm finna up my gun!

[00:15:51] I'm gonna up my gun right and blow the nigga head on if this is exactly what I'm

[00:15:57] yeah this is exactly what happened at the event this is true story bro this is

[00:16:01] true story yeah so me I didn't mention this mean Lacey I know y'all probably

[00:16:07] seen that clip um where we were stuck outside waiting in line for the

[00:16:11] event show they've got us in there we get this as I'm opening my gun to blow

[00:16:17] the nigga head off, Cudi run, but Cudi is crying because he know I'm finna end that

[00:16:23] whole thing. So Cudi is crying like a motherfucker. Jason over there curled up like a bitch in

[00:16:29] the corner. That's a lot. Now that, now that, now that right there is a lot. Lacey went

[00:16:39] inside his girl, uh, titty and shit, all scared and shit. I got the gun for the pop

[00:16:43] that bitch back that nigga cutty grab the gun dismember that bitch and say hey

[00:16:48] bro this member good walking sign right so I'm like it's cutting a fucking

[00:16:55] superhero just do cutting disemboweled the gun all right cool I walk in pretty

[00:17:04] accurate storyline except for the fact that I bought up into a little ball like

[00:17:09] little girl I don't know about that I don't know about that any male any male any male

[00:17:14] burger oh my gosh I've been looking for you

[00:17:18] me too shock yes what time it is it's time for it's not really bad it's it's time

[00:17:31] oh god I knew it was going on weird direction

[00:17:35] Oh God, bro. Oh goodness gracious J shot goodness me

[00:17:44] male

[00:17:49] Like

[00:17:50] Like this dude, bro

[00:17:54] This dude dub

[00:17:58] This dude dub

[00:18:01] Said yo, let me know if you need a poster I could make one real quick

[00:18:05] I told him yo bro, you don't have to I just post a picture. He said fuck that

[00:18:11] Slapped it in a chat GPT make me a stream poster

[00:18:15] Dub eggs whoo up ex Jason Lee. There goes my water whoo up mechs his first agent. This guy even fucking live bro

[00:18:24] He's not in the fucking lives man

[00:18:30] What is y'all

[00:18:32] male hi bro the other actor Jason for a follow-back for 430 days can you please

[00:18:40] help me out Alex Alexander the wean give his ass 300,000 seconds give his

[00:18:47] ass 300,000 seconds hey bro Alex man hopefully you good

[00:18:52] hey Alex no bullshit like no no funny shit hopefully you're good bro get him

[00:19:00] My my chat to remember back. No, I'm just kidding quote in this cuz it be far. Can we get a dress in it?

[00:19:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm working on it, bro

[00:19:07] But then at the same time bro, I have a fucking big sticky thing on all my window windshield

[00:19:12] Which is kind of shitty booty, but I mean bucket

[00:19:18] Did see this very wholesome

[00:19:27] First wholesome custom clip I've ever seen

[00:19:30] Damn bro. He's a good monster.

[00:19:48] Working on it, working on it, working on it.

[00:19:51] Alrighty, alrighty, any more mail.

[00:19:53] Okay, these are recent.

[00:19:54] Why these Omega Cygnus have frames?

[00:19:57] Yo bro, I genuinely don't know, bro.

[00:19:59] Whatever happened last night, that shit fried me, dude.

[00:20:02] This dude literally said, y'all be right back in,

[00:20:05] I'll be right back in 10 minutes.

[00:20:06] Pools up, covering his balls in his print,

[00:20:11] cause this shit is poking through the fucking suit.

[00:20:15] In a X-Men outfit.

[00:20:22] Dr. Doom randomly appeared in the stream.

[00:20:25] Cyclops, yes, Cyclops is wrong.

[00:20:28] But yeah, okay

[00:20:31] No, Luke like skip one minute I

[00:20:39] Was not Shang Chi, okay, I was not Shang Chi

[00:20:48] one

[00:20:49] yeah, bro, I try to give dub a sub and

[00:20:53] And this is what happened

[00:21:00] Or Jason coming here to get one so

[00:21:03] Get your broke ass on

[00:21:06] So broke ass top my chat nigga fuck wrong with you like God forbid

[00:21:11] Off the note II by the way, I'm chilling at night. He boots up like 10 p.m. My time. I'm showing love

[00:21:17] Let me get get let me give them one gift. You know

[00:21:20] Bro

[00:21:23] Fucking coming here dropping no motherfucking one-sub nigga, but I need no fucking one-sub

[00:21:28] It's your broke-ass home, bruh

[00:21:31] It's that shit, man, go text PayPal and say that wasn't you nigga. I don't need that shit

[00:21:40] All right, that's a bit. All right, that's a bit

[00:21:44] That's a bit room. That's a bit

[00:21:46] I've been giving off same mallet check.

[00:22:07] More mail.

[00:22:08] Really show.

[00:22:09] Knock it really, really, really show.

[00:22:14] What did she do?

[00:22:15] The BBC coming.

[00:22:16] Son.

[00:22:17] Son.

[00:22:18] His freaky ass bro.

[00:22:21] Yo, his freaky ass bro.

[00:22:30] Ooh, little vibrator.

[00:22:35] Yo, he's freaky

[00:22:43] Little vibrator little vibrator. Oh little vibrator

[00:22:49] Yeah, he freaky is having I like freaky is fall

[00:22:55] Yeah, um

[00:22:58] Seen this actually I was on the way from the shoot with dub and I hit YBG up

[00:23:03] And I just you know, I'm just gonna do my following on twitch scene at this exact frame

[00:23:16] There's I mean, I don't know what the fuck is going on

[00:23:25] Honestly

[00:23:27] After what happened, Arkey?

[00:23:31] Don't even blame me, bro. Where did it go?

[00:23:45] Yo, holy shit, man. Holy fucking shit.

[00:23:49] Oh god, I'm weird. Are you for real?

[00:23:53] Sorry, I'm weird. I'm weird half, man. I'm weird half.

[00:23:56] I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm weird, huh?

[00:23:59] I'm wallet

[00:24:02] How am I weird?

[00:24:06] I'm up. I'm a wallet, but if silky make make a joke

[00:24:11] He's not weird. I know

[00:24:19] Yes

[00:24:21] Alright, more mail. Let's see. Any more mail?

[00:24:26] Yeah, this is not mail. This isn't mail.

[00:24:32] Where is Dub, bro? Is Dub outside my house?

[00:24:36] Is Dub outside? I'm literally waiting to start his stream right now.

[00:24:43] Look, man. You have a whole life ahead of you. How old are you, 19?

[00:24:48] I mean hey man you have many yeah why the fuck is it lost

[00:25:10] There's someone snatched the password off my door, I've never even

[00:25:13] Yeah, are you mad you got a fucking in a

[00:25:24] Bro, what was going on?

[00:25:32] What the fuck is even happening

[00:25:34] I don't know, I don't know, all I know is I walk in the heaven, okay?

[00:25:37] It's all I know of.

[00:25:38] Holy fuck, bruh.

[00:25:40] Holy shit.

[00:25:41] I mean, you get to chill with me in Dublin, and you move up.

[00:25:48] Yeah.

[00:25:49] Okay.

[00:25:50] Yell update?

[00:25:51] Oh, yell did take me back.

[00:25:53] What did she say?

[00:25:54] That's what she said.

[00:25:55] Well, I said it on the interview, but I just got a part of it.

[00:25:58] You said what?

[00:25:59] I said it on the interview.

[00:26:00] I got a part of it.

[00:26:01] All right, but this is what she said.

[00:26:03] So I texted her where I said a lot of messages, I just pulled up

[00:26:11] They all searched her name

[00:26:14] I ain't a lot of girls you didn't mention you again. All right, but she said I said I

[00:26:20] Said yo, yeah, hope you've been doing good my friend YBG misses you and then she said hey Jason

[00:26:25] Hope you've been good to smiley face and all y'all should come to my LA show in November

[00:26:30] Yeah, yeah

[00:26:38] And then I said I'm there what date and then I'm about to hit her be like let me let me open with plate favorite flower

[00:26:45] Yeah, yeah, I see like yeah, she's definitely

[00:26:53] Oh

[00:26:57] Yo

[00:26:59] Wait, don't I got her number? I'm not just calling her the old, uh...

[00:27:02] Alright, yeah, you should face down, though.

[00:27:04] I should have my... I'ma just ring her on Instagram.

[00:27:06] Alright, bye.

[00:27:14] Well, get your face in there, too, because, like...

[00:27:18] Because, like, what if she gets her own scars?

[00:27:25] Wait, why does she not pick it up, though?

[00:27:27] I'm just headed with the y'all

[00:27:37] and then we'll send it in message to you

[00:27:41] I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet

[00:27:53] I

[00:27:56] Know I'm getting her numbers so I can just you know

[00:28:01] So I could call it be like yo

[00:28:03] Can I perform some music can I open for you?

[00:28:06] I know that's low-key a movie, but I feel like we got the same demo

[00:28:11] Mail I

[00:28:18] Beat terraria before like I

[00:28:20] I think it's a cool marathon idea, but like I would do it if he wanted Jason wants to do it

[00:28:25] I would do it, but like I just don't know if this is like

[00:28:29] 13 days ago is this so this isn't mad. It's old male. I'm down though, but you know, it's just gonna leave the group trap

[00:28:38] Y'all aren't doing terraria it also hurt us don't take mad alone, bro. Yo

[00:28:42] Oh, God, they're literally a combined age of 153.

[00:28:49] That's insane, bro.

[00:28:52] That's some wild shit.

[00:28:54] Your cousins.

[00:28:55] We are the newest Twitch trio.

[00:28:58] Yes.

[00:29:00] Bloom.

[00:29:00] Mi salsa.

[00:29:02] And we're bim, bimosa, bim, bimosa, bimosa, bim, bimosa.

[00:29:10] Have we got?

[00:29:11] But I'm gonna go find them

[00:29:14] This is not my fit. Dub is live bad be there. All right

[00:29:27] My fit for today

[00:29:37] Or is my second in just my first one

[00:29:41] Who wants?

[00:29:42] I want to move up!

[00:29:44] Yeah, you at the courthouse, bro?

[00:29:47] Yeah, this is crazy.

[00:29:48] You best with a house?

[00:29:50] And cannot kiss around whoop?

[00:29:52] I want to pause right now to my street group.

[00:29:54] OK, I'm going to talk until you change that.

[00:29:56] Just like that.

[00:29:57] Wait, this is just your room.

[00:29:58] Yeah, it's my room.

[00:29:59] This is like the south of my living room.

[00:30:01] Bro, if you're right, bro, we've got a lot to pick up.

[00:30:04] My house is big, bro.

[00:30:06] Hey, what's up, Chad?

[00:30:07] All right, but yeah.

[00:30:08] We can talk another, bro.

[00:30:09] Yeah, we can talk another.

[00:30:10] I got to take my feet real quick, that's cool.

[00:30:13] I'm just turning around.

[00:30:14] I don't want to see a lot of them.

[00:30:16] You got a bath.

[00:30:17] How do you get this big one with no bath?

[00:30:18] A bath in my theater, remember?

[00:30:23] This is not very comfortable.

[00:30:25] Yes it is.

[00:30:26] You got the same size.

[00:30:27] That is the size of a water.

[00:30:29] What?

[00:30:30] That bar is literally the size of a...

[00:30:31] Hey look.

[00:30:32] What the fuck are you doing?

[00:30:33] They're from another.

[00:30:36] And you know what, so they got mad food in there,

[00:30:39] I would sweat in the shit, so I'm gonna fuck the other turtle day for a little bit.

[00:30:44] So where is it?

[00:30:45] What you mean?

[00:30:46] What you mean, you girl?

[00:30:47] What you mean?

[00:30:48] Yo!

[00:30:49] What's up?

[00:30:50] You got this speed?

[00:30:51] Ha ha ha!

[00:30:52] And uh, hey don't pull us up.

[00:30:53] All righty, you ready for your shit?

[00:30:54] Hey, what's up man?

[00:30:55] What's up?

[00:30:56] Dude, god damn, this is a grown-up, that's how old he is.

[00:30:57] How old are you?

[00:30:58] Yes.

[00:30:59] Are you...

[00:31:00] Oh my god, how old are you?

[00:31:01] Dude, God, Dan, this is a grown-up, that's how old he is.

[00:31:04] How old are you?

[00:31:05] Yes.

[00:31:06] Are you...

[00:31:07] Oh my God, I don't even know.

[00:31:09] I don't even know.

[00:31:10] Do you know him?

[00:31:11] No!

[00:31:12] That's not what you do!

[00:31:13] Oh!

[00:31:14] Are you 10 yet?

[00:31:15] Yeah, I am.

[00:31:16] Are you 11?

[00:31:17] I'm 10.

[00:31:18] Oh, you're 10 on the dock.

[00:31:19] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:20] Dan, when was your 10th birthday?

[00:31:21] Oh, it's the 10th of January.

[00:31:22] Oh.

[00:31:23] Why are you talking like you did?

[00:31:24] Yeah, you got to have some birthdays.

[00:31:25] Yeah, bro, you think...

[00:31:26] What's your birthday?

[00:31:27] January 15th.

[00:31:28] Mm.

[00:31:29] But why are you talking...

[00:31:30] Yeah, we're talking like we're eating on the property where you think he was

[00:31:35] Yeah, I saw the clip where you told his old ass that he was a creeper

[00:31:39] Yeah, he's too old to be doing that

[00:31:41] Ah, you were saying that for your feet, Lilith, what's the problem?

[00:31:44] Lilith, what's that shooting you with?

[00:31:46] This size 15 bro. What's that shooting you with?

[00:31:48] Yeah, exactly, let's see, I'm gonna shoot silk.

[00:31:50] Yo!

[00:31:52] Um, that's how you get your son, yeah?

[00:31:54] Two to two minutes max ass.

[00:31:56] Does he even do happy girls anymore or does he get like gourmet like what?

[00:32:03] I mean hey I got a game.

[00:32:06] You know where this is.

[00:32:07] You like spending money?

[00:32:08] You don't play with toys bro.

[00:32:10] No, I don't play with toys.

[00:32:12] No, but it's just.

[00:32:13] No, it's show off.

[00:32:14] Oh, okay.

[00:32:15] Hey man, we probably just doing it for you.

[00:32:17] Where did all the food go?

[00:32:18] We had to just do a little mukbang and all that.

[00:32:20] You know what I'm saying?

[00:32:21] Oh!

[00:32:22] The perfect.

[00:32:23] How did you eat all of the food?

[00:32:24] I was just eating, bro. I was just enjoying the food with my friends, you know what I'm saying?

[00:32:28] Yo, Doug, what you think about the spicy nuggets, bro?

[00:32:30] I don't really like them.

[00:32:31] These are the new ones, bro.

[00:32:32] I don't really like them.

[00:32:33] They're weird, bro.

[00:32:34] I don't know why you're wearing this oversized shirt.

[00:32:36] What the frick are you doing?

[00:32:38] Hey, you're not going to do a new car, right?

[00:32:40] Nah.

[00:32:41] You're going to be like, why aren't you going to Jason's channel?

[00:32:43] You're going to be like, I'll check my cars now.

[00:32:45] No, I'm not going to buy cars now, bro.

[00:32:47] You got a turbo S, a lazy guy, just like Timorartis, the Blue Leverge.

[00:32:51] He's just going to be trying to buy a new car.

[00:32:53] This is just crazy. Hey, you gotta find a girl real quick.

[00:32:56] I'm gonna post out here.

[00:32:58] I'm gonna post out here. I'm gonna get a girl.

[00:33:00] No, anybody get some new shit, too.

[00:33:02] I'm gonna get some new shit?

[00:33:03] That's what you been saying?

[00:33:04] Where am I going to get?

[00:33:05] I don't know.

[00:33:06] I don't know. You've been on a...

[00:33:07] Let's touch.

[00:33:08] Every time I see you, I...

[00:33:11] Yo, that's just funny.

[00:33:12] Yo, you gotta get a GTA 6, bro.

[00:33:15] You're not allowed to play that game.

[00:33:18] No, no, we had a talk.

[00:33:20] What you gonna do when he eats up with Lucio?

[00:33:22] What the fuck is that?

[00:33:23] That's the groom with the fat ass

[00:33:25] How old was that?

[00:33:26] What's that kid here?

[00:33:27] Bro, that's the kid

[00:33:28] Why the hell are you asking me to be talking to him?

[00:33:30] No, I don't cuss

[00:33:30] I don't cuss

[00:33:31] I'm talking to him

[00:33:32] I don't like you

[00:33:33] I like you

[00:33:34] I like you

[00:33:35] Okay, I won't cuss

[00:33:36] Yeah

[00:33:36] Hey bro, chill out

[00:33:37] Bro, chill out

[00:33:37] Uh, what else you want to say?

[00:33:39] What you was saying?

[00:33:40] I'm like, I'm gonna trick on the blue box

[00:33:41] What?

[00:33:42] How do we go bro?

[00:33:43] He's a hot guy

[00:33:44] So is that what I was saying?

[00:33:44] The fucking turtle they come in?

[00:33:46] No

[00:33:46] No, I'm gonna let him play GTNZ

[00:33:48] Bro, he's gonna grow up the game

[00:33:50] He's insane

[00:33:52] He really doesn't look grown up.

[00:33:54] Yeah, your mom was letting you play Call of Duty.

[00:33:56] Think about it.

[00:33:57] Yeah, that's true.

[00:33:58] You had the option to blow his head off in GTA.

[00:34:02] Like order.

[00:34:03] You're a vibe bother.

[00:34:04] Why are you so happy about this?

[00:34:06] But listen, in Call of Duty, you walk around just shooting.

[00:34:09] It's just me, uh, Jason.

[00:34:12] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:13] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:14] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:15] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:16] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:17] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:18] You know what I'm saying?

[00:34:19] I thought I won't flip, but he walked fast as Aston did.

[00:34:25] He was like, oh, you learned from your dad.

[00:34:27] Yeah, he was very disappointed.

[00:34:29] Yeah, but I tried to get him canceled.

[00:34:31] Wait, Doug, can you stand next to that?

[00:34:35] Hang on, you're Genie Strong.

[00:34:37] You're Genie Strong.

[00:34:39] Frick.

[00:34:40] What do you mean by Genie?

[00:34:41] Like, Genie is tennis.

[00:34:45] Hey!

[00:34:46] That's nerd talk.

[00:34:47] Damn, you're ten years old, bro. That's gotta feel crazy.

[00:34:50] How old are you, 16?

[00:34:51] Oh, really?

[00:34:52] How old are you, 40?

[00:34:53] How old are you?

[00:34:54] You're seriously 23?

[00:34:55] I said grown man right here.

[00:34:56] How old are you?

[00:34:57] I'm a grown man.

[00:34:58] Why would you change things?

[00:34:59] That's why I questioned you, my lord.

[00:35:02] Are you a cop?

[00:35:03] Are you a cop?

[00:35:04] What's wrong with you?

[00:35:05] I'm not a cop.

[00:35:06] He's doing his final stop.

[00:35:09] Yo, what are you doing, nerd?

[00:35:12] Yo, who's man is that?

[00:35:15] I don't know who's been to that keep I don't know this dude, bro

[00:35:34] Wait, so where y'all gotta go

[00:35:37] Wait, so you don't even know what you're doing

[00:35:39] Bro, I told you, I told Woobah what we were gonna do.

[00:35:44] I didn't know it was a go-go or a nothing.

[00:35:46] I'm just like, fuck it, alright.

[00:35:48] We know what we're gonna do.

[00:35:49] It's tricking out.

[00:35:50] Hey, so this is what we're gonna do today, man.

[00:35:52] Come on.

[00:35:53] Alright, so Woobah.

[00:35:54] This is Woobah's request.

[00:35:55] Okay, you know how you got, you dressed up in a Minecraft outfit.

[00:35:57] You wanna know what's up here, Alan Lee, and we're gonna get big T-Rex inflatables,

[00:36:01] because that's what Woobah wants.

[00:36:03] And I feel like, you know, Woobah's first time to Koraz, we gotta treat Woobah,

[00:36:08] Like, you know, no way we're doing that.

[00:36:10] That's crazy.

[00:36:11] That's crazy.

[00:36:12] That's crazy.

[00:36:13] All right.

[00:36:14] Hey, Mark, should we do a YouTube intro, you think?

[00:36:16] For our team?

[00:36:17] So, do we have a TV?

[00:36:18] I just walk around type of thing.

[00:36:19] I just don't use the camera all the time, because it's too much, you know?

[00:36:22] Sometimes I like walking with the Samsung, because like, when you got the Samsung, you

[00:36:25] could do like, like, cool stuff like this, and it's like, you're just super close to

[00:36:28] me.

[00:36:29] Yeah, bro.

[00:36:30] And then you see the jeans working overtime.

[00:36:31] Did you do that?

[00:36:32] Did you do that?

[00:36:33] Let's see it.

[00:36:34] Sometimes I don't like the big guy in hope.

[00:36:35] Talk to me.

[00:36:36] Yeah.

[00:36:37] Haha!

[00:36:39] We got the Edward Gays hold right here.

[00:36:42] Alright, so where y'all gonna go?

[00:36:44] So, spear hall, me and Edward?

[00:36:46] Yes, I wear glasses.

[00:36:47] Yes.

[00:36:48] Maybe you can hear this?

[00:36:49] What?

[00:36:50] I'm just gonna grab the table with the table.

[00:36:53] You blind me.

[00:36:55] You guys?

[00:36:56] No, not me guys.

[00:36:58] I'm just going to hug you.

[00:37:00] Alright, listen.

[00:37:01] Y'all have fun at spear hall.

[00:37:02] We can get me something.

[00:37:06] We might go to Target too, there's a challenge after.

[00:37:12] Oh my god, I already know what it's about to be.

[00:37:14] 10 minutes on the clock, whatever Ruba carries, I'll buy for everyone.

[00:37:18] You sure?

[00:37:19] You sure?

[00:37:20] Ruba.

[00:37:21] Yo, let me tell you a trick.

[00:37:23] You get a TV, and then you put the PS5 on top of the TV so you can hold a box like this.

[00:37:27] And then you put your PS5, and then another PS5, and you just resell the PS5s, if anything.

[00:37:32] And then you make the money, and then you go buy the stuff that you want.

[00:37:35] But hold the flat screen TV for us, the big one.

[00:37:38] Yeah.

[00:37:38] I'm sure it was.

[00:37:39] So TVP got his room right now.

[00:37:41] I'm very, I'm curious.

[00:37:42] Oh, well, I am not curious.

[00:37:43] TVP.

[00:37:43] I am not a TVP, so I was like 13.

[00:37:45] It's because he was doing other shit.

[00:37:48] Oh, what were you doing at 13?

[00:37:49] Dub?

[00:37:50] I'm a prison.

[00:37:51] Sorry.

[00:37:52] They love how it does, though.

[00:37:54] I hope not.

[00:37:57] I'm gonna chill out.

[00:37:58] I'm gonna chill out.

[00:37:59] I'm gonna chill out.

[00:38:00] I'm gonna chill out.

[00:38:01] I'm scared of that.

[00:38:02] I'm scared of that.

[00:38:03] Anyways, uh, hi, well y'all have fun, bro.

[00:38:06] Who are you pressed up, bro?

[00:38:08] What was you doing on your 30th?

[00:38:10] Wire.

[00:38:11] Who are you?

[00:38:12] Wire.

[00:38:13] Like, what about you, wires?

[00:38:14] Who you got, man?

[00:38:15] I'm asking.

[00:38:16] Wire.

[00:38:17] The wiring!

[00:38:18] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:38:19] I like your style.

[00:38:20] What were you doing?

[00:38:21] What were you doing?

[00:38:22] What were you doing?

[00:38:23] Like, I was in jail, bro.

[00:38:24] What?

[00:38:25] I'm shy.

[00:38:26] I saw the store quarter.

[00:38:27] What?

[00:38:28] Let me rub it in your hands.

[00:38:30] I'm cold.

[00:38:31] Oh, you're a jacket?

[00:38:32] I gave you a jacket, bro.

[00:38:34] Why do you just have everything?

[00:38:36] And why do you have a v-neck?

[00:38:38] It's not even a v-neck, it's a turtleneck.

[00:38:40] Yeah, he really is you, that's crazy.

[00:38:42] Like, if you had, like, 100 people that, like, not through it,

[00:38:46] but if you had, like, 100 kids, and you were like,

[00:38:48] oh, which one is his son?

[00:38:50] Like, it went out and out.

[00:38:52] Okay, that's actually a v-neck.

[00:38:54] Like, I'm worried to see what he looks like, he's like 16.

[00:38:56] But you might actually have a twin.

[00:38:58] Why?

[00:39:00] No, because I didn't get out of it.

[00:39:03] No, but don't think too much of it.

[00:39:07] I mean, you don't think too much of it, right?

[00:39:10] That's the problem with me, Doug, bro.

[00:39:12] You, right?

[00:39:14] You in a room, bare-faced, a hundred-ten-year-old.

[00:39:20] Yeah.

[00:39:20] And I can interest about, yeah, for sure.

[00:39:22] How many of you not know?

[00:39:23] I can pick up a weapon problem about it, I'm like, yeah.

[00:39:25] Notice how many, I mean, there's a hundred of them.

[00:39:27] I pick up a weapon, I just start spinning with it.

[00:39:29] You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm made with you.

[00:39:31] How many? So how many do you think you can beat?

[00:39:33] You can take out 100.

[00:39:34] You think you can take out 100?

[00:39:35] I think anyone could here.

[00:39:37] You don't think I can do it?

[00:39:38] You think it up?

[00:39:39] Okay, I'll take it.

[00:39:40] 100? 100 you want?

[00:39:42] Ran any force, beef?

[00:39:43] I don't think there's gonna be no...

[00:39:44] No, but it comes like smash brothers.

[00:39:46] Like, three of them start at the time.

[00:39:48] Like, every 15 seconds, another one come.

[00:39:51] Let me tell you what's gonna happen.

[00:39:52] First, Taylor will come to me.

[00:39:54] I'm gonna kick him in the fucking face.

[00:39:56] I mean, freaking.

[00:39:57] and every other table's gonna be scared.

[00:40:00] Yeah, now he's right.

[00:40:01] No, now I'm trying to talk to you.

[00:40:01] And that's when you pick up...

[00:40:05] That's when you pick up a body,

[00:40:07] and then I can't pick you up.

[00:40:08] You could not pick me up.

[00:40:09] Like what?

[00:40:10] Like you fuck you up?

[00:40:11] You could not pick me up.

[00:40:12] Like I can pick you up,

[00:40:12] but it's just like,

[00:40:14] dee.

[00:40:17] You can't cuss.

[00:40:18] You can't cuss.

[00:40:19] You can't cuss.

[00:40:20] You can't cuss?

[00:40:21] No.

[00:40:21] I've seen you cuss, bro.

[00:40:23] I just wanna walk up to somewhere in Asia,

[00:40:25] and now I'm gonna put it on.

[00:40:27] He was too.

[00:40:28] He was too?

[00:40:29] No, I thought that he was just...

[00:40:30] Bro, it's...

[00:40:31] Ah, he's just a kid, bro.

[00:40:32] You can make me say something.

[00:40:33] He said, chow chow, he's one of the two.

[00:40:36] What?

[00:40:37] They're talking about me welcome to Cheeto, Lou's at the Pirates by the way.

[00:40:40] That's so good.

[00:40:41] So you really hate Baby Rich?

[00:40:43] No.

[00:40:44] What's going on?

[00:40:45] You said that's some serious.

[00:40:46] No, I don't hate it.

[00:40:47] I don't hate it.

[00:40:48] It's a lot of people that I hate, but it's not like that.

[00:40:52] The other thing about having a show?

[00:40:54] Like what?

[00:40:55] Like...

[00:40:56] Turn on camera one day and just record?

[00:40:58] No, I'm talking about like a real produce show, like...

[00:41:00] Or just having a random person tell me what to do and get a cut.

[00:41:03] I couldn't do it.

[00:41:04] And give a personal life.

[00:41:05] Why does it have to get so deep all of a sudden?

[00:41:07] Why is it so deep on your ass?

[00:41:08] I don't know.

[00:41:09] No, it's already a show, right?

[00:41:11] What, did you have this dope family show?

[00:41:13] What's your show called?

[00:41:14] I don't have a show.

[00:41:15] Oh, I'm one of them.

[00:41:16] I don't know.

[00:41:17] Come on.

[00:41:18] That's dope.

[00:41:19] What's the last two years?

[00:41:20] Sixteen.

[00:41:21] No, you said thirty-six?

[00:41:23] Oh, thirty-six what? Europe?

[00:41:25] You think I work maybe should we got where the same size yes

[00:41:55] 892 or 2.

[00:41:57] It's inside the inside there.

[00:41:59] No bro, just take the shoe off here.

[00:42:01] I'm good bro.

[00:42:03] Let me see you.

[00:42:05] You were a 6.

[00:42:07] Disrespecting my 8.

[00:42:09] Where the exact same size?

[00:42:11] No!

[00:42:13] Bro, the myth is true bro.

[00:42:15] We ain't got a 6.

[00:42:17] Yo, what about bro?

[00:42:19] And the camera's gone bro.

[00:42:21] What you mean?

[00:42:23] Is that you to me bro?

[00:42:25] Yo, good luck twerking around bros, that's what you just said you're doing.

[00:42:27] What are you titled as?

[00:42:27] I TRIGGED OUT OF THE BOSS!

[00:42:29] That'd be good.

[00:42:30] That's not a bad title.

[00:42:31] It's not a bad title.

[00:42:35] I feel like tricking people.

[00:42:36] Bro, y'all lucky I'm coming back in the city.

[00:42:38] Now watch out, Cameron man.

[00:42:39] No.

[00:42:41] Alright bro, y'all not talking about the party,

[00:42:43] you talking about us or the main act?

[00:42:44] Don't go main back.

[00:42:45] You got that loop off from the Turbo S.

[00:42:47] You do it around the house, you do it around the house.

[00:42:49] He said it bro.

[00:42:50] That's a leaky.

[00:42:51] What's a Turbo S?

[00:42:52] What is it?

[00:42:53] What is it?

[00:42:54] It's a Porsche.

[00:42:55] What's that?

[00:42:56] What's that?

[00:42:57] Next Prius?

[00:42:58] That's the upgrade of this, right?

[00:42:59] You can't get Porsche 2 without one of those.

[00:43:02] So my thing's got like a wing and it looks more aggressive.

[00:43:04] How about I add my shit to it then?

[00:43:06] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:43:07] I'm looking for the Prius.

[00:43:08] How much is it?

[00:43:09] How much of a Porsche is it?

[00:43:10] How much is that value for?

[00:43:11] I don't even know.

[00:43:12] I was like, I got it for $220?

[00:43:13] Yeah.

[00:43:14] I got it for $220.

[00:43:15] I got it for $220.

[00:43:16] I got it for $220.

[00:43:17] I got it for $220.

[00:43:18] I got it for $220.

[00:43:19] I got it for $220.

[00:43:20] I was like, uh, I got a friend from 20.

[00:43:23] That's it?

[00:43:24] I was short.

[00:43:24] Yeah, right.

[00:43:25] Oh, honey?

[00:43:27] What are you guys?

[00:43:28] But she was in my Instagram account with Jake Suckin' Me.

[00:43:31] Yo!

[00:43:32] You're bottom right now.

[00:43:33] I don't know, I'm sorry.

[00:43:34] God, guys, just love him.

[00:43:35] Bro, it's fake love.

[00:43:36] Yeah, it's like, he ever, like, types of stuff, like,

[00:43:38] harps on your comment and stuff, like,

[00:43:40] that's what we do.

[00:43:41] Because, like, you know, when you do that,

[00:43:42] some people will follow you.

[00:43:43] You'll get a couple of followers out of that.

[00:43:44] And they'll be like, oh, no, no, Jake's gonna follow you.

[00:43:46] Yeah, but I mean, it's like, follow by Jason Lee and James.

[00:43:49] No, I got to take four runs, it'll be...

[00:43:51] I just said, two runs is just regular, I think.

[00:43:53] Yeah, for you. You've got a Cybertruck.

[00:43:55] Yeah.

[00:43:56] It was a hot day.

[00:43:57] Every day car, though.

[00:43:59] That's a big car, bro.

[00:44:01] But we got a lot of...

[00:44:02] Every day car is a hundred thousand.

[00:44:04] That's a 1 in 40 out of there, baby.

[00:44:05] There's a 1 in 40.

[00:44:06] What's that weight?

[00:44:07] A weight.

[00:44:08] It's right there.

[00:44:09] Okay, let me tell you how that's bad.

[00:44:12] I'd rather have something that's 1 in a million than 1 in 40.

[00:44:15] What?

[00:44:16] Wow, life commercials, it's only 40 elephants left.

[00:44:19] The Nordic State, what do you want to compare it to?

[00:44:22] I fucked a man with it.

[00:44:23] A state?

[00:44:24] What's your man with a gun?

[00:44:26] Damn!

[00:44:29] You know what I say, you've done so long,

[00:44:30] under one lot of your car.

[00:44:33] Oh, I changed it.

[00:44:33] It was gonna be awesome.

[00:44:34] Hey, what happened?

[00:44:35] I had a ring.

[00:44:36] You had a ring?

[00:44:37] I had a ring.

[00:44:38] Oh, hey, got it.

[00:44:39] It was like two in a morning, it would come off.

[00:44:42] What was it?

[00:44:43] It was like, I need a movie, it's 40 by the way.

[00:44:45] How old are you for real?

[00:44:47] You thought pushing for me.

[00:44:49] This would be 35 next to yours.

[00:44:51] Are you serious?

[00:44:53] No. How would this even know how old I am?

[00:44:55] Because there's your birth date and my birth certificate.

[00:44:58] What? Why?

[00:45:00] You're more than anything I've ever seen.

[00:45:02] Damn. You mean nothing.

[00:45:04] Seriously, how would somebody...

[00:45:06] Be honest, how would anybody even know how old they are?

[00:45:09] Just by looking at them.

[00:45:11] No, how old would you be, YouTuber?

[00:45:13] What do you say my name is?

[00:45:15] You want to say exactly what it is?

[00:45:16] Word for word.

[00:45:17] Doug, parentheses, the YouTuber and streamer,

[00:45:20] comma, known as DDG's older brother,

[00:45:23] and active on platforms like Doug,

[00:45:25] celebrated turning around 33 years old in recent birthdays.

[00:45:30] No, what do you say my name is?

[00:45:32] I don't know.

[00:45:34] I guess it's Doug.

[00:45:36] It just literally says Doug.

[00:45:38] Oh, look at this action in the end of you.

[00:45:40] No.

[00:45:41] What do you want me to google? Is that an actual name?

[00:45:44] What's Doug's real name?

[00:45:46] Like people wouldn't even know my real name if it wasn't for my fucking brother.

[00:45:49] Like he doesn't call me Doug.

[00:45:51] Your real name is Douglas.

[00:45:52] That's your name.

[00:45:53] Doug, Doug, Doug, June Breckenridge.

[00:45:56] What do you say, June?

[00:45:57] What? Your name's not Doug?

[00:46:00] I thought Doug.

[00:46:02] What the fuck? How do you vote magazine? No fuck my name!

[00:46:05] Your name is Dave Chard?

[00:46:07] Dave Chard!

[00:46:10] It's a little bit tall.

[00:46:11] Dade's done breakfast in the building!

[00:46:16] That's not his name. He was rocking the door. That's not his real name.

[00:46:18] He covered us up.

[00:46:19] No, it's Doug.

[00:46:20] It's Doug.

[00:46:21] It's Doug.

[00:46:21] Doug, make it stop.

[00:46:22] Okay.

[00:46:23] Your name is Doug.

[00:46:24] Doug?

[00:46:25] Doug the Grandberry.

[00:46:26] Doug? How do you think you smell like him?

[00:46:28] Oh my gosh, you got a Grandberry? That sounds familiar.

[00:46:29] Doug the Grandberry.

[00:46:31] You're nervous.

[00:46:32] We don't just cook, right?

[00:46:33] How do you think you smell like him?

[00:46:34] Oh, no, get me...

[00:46:35] Oh, get me fucking...

[00:46:36] Are we lost?

[00:46:37] No, that won't get me...

[00:46:38] What's your name?

[00:46:39] No, doxed.

[00:46:41] No doxed.

[00:46:43] We got what we're supposed to be.

[00:46:45] My mother thinks he's the school's team.

[00:46:47] He'll get you.

[00:46:49] We got the biggest black winner for us.

[00:46:53] Damn, what's his name?

[00:46:55] Fuck the clipboard.

[00:46:57] Damn, check this thing again.

[00:46:59] Let's do this over.

[00:47:01] Check what's his name?

[00:47:03] Check.

[00:47:05] What's his name?

[00:47:07] I got a good lawyer, bro, he's my lawyer, James Lucas Goldstein.

[00:47:10] I got the biggest black lawyer.

[00:47:12] What you mean by that?

[00:47:13] I got Brian Steele.

[00:47:14] He's not black though.

[00:47:15] No, he's a black.

[00:47:16] He only worked for black rich people.

[00:47:18] He gave nothing out of something.

[00:47:20] He gave nothing out of what we've been hoping for.

[00:47:23] Come here.

[00:47:26] How does it feel that your father's address is whoops dad?

[00:47:31] I think it just...

[00:47:32] Wait, what?

[00:47:33] Hop-Prizes me more for my future.

[00:47:36] So it makes you, it doesn't make you feel like, what?

[00:47:40] Can't be known as my dad or whoops dad.

[00:47:44] It makes people think, oh, this is whoops dad,

[00:47:47] I'm not even whoops.

[00:47:48] Oh, he's right.

[00:47:51] Dang it.

[00:47:52] Can't you come up to your school?

[00:47:54] Wait, aren't you supposed to,

[00:47:54] oh, can you just get, oh, you are?

[00:47:57] Wait, what grade did you drop out of a normal school?

[00:48:01] Oh, oh, sir.

[00:48:03] Jeez.

[00:48:04] You're a great kid.

[00:48:06] Wait, wait, do your daddy know what the immigrant is?

[00:48:09] I was born in there, like, 80-something.

[00:48:14] Come on, bro, let's do this.

[00:48:16] Hey, I'll call an extra.

[00:48:17] Ah, bro.

[00:48:18] Alright, I'll see you later.

[00:48:19] I'll call a boot.

[00:48:20] I thought you'd walk.

[00:48:21] No.

[00:48:22] I thought you'd walk.

[00:48:23] Alright, we're now done.

[00:48:24] Alright, alright.

[00:48:25] Yo.

[00:48:26] Alright, uh, blow up, man.

[00:48:28] What?

[00:48:29] Alright, blow up, man.

[00:48:30] What does that mean?

[00:48:31] He's basically everything.

[00:48:32] I'll make sure of this house too then.

[00:48:34] You get angry shit just disappear.

[00:48:36] So shit can just disappear, you know, fucking with your wife.

[00:48:38] Right, but she's got me here.

[00:48:40] I'll grab you a clutch, man.

[00:48:42] For real?

[00:48:44] Of course, bro.

[00:48:46] Mi casa su casa.

[00:48:48] What are you doing?

[00:48:50] Get up.

[00:48:52] Come on, bro.

[00:48:54] I didn't tell him about that kick deal you came to say that.

[00:48:56] I just seen Eddie walk out of here.

[00:48:58] That's the old kick deal.

[00:49:00] That's a no-kid deal. What are you talking about?

[00:49:02] I've just seen it.

[00:49:03] And it's random.

[00:49:04] You ain't got that one.

[00:49:06] You like the Capybara's?

[00:49:08] Who's that?

[00:49:09] That's the Capybara.

[00:49:10] Why don't you take Mewtwo?

[00:49:11] Huh?

[00:49:12] You know Mewtwo was a grown-ass man?

[00:49:15] Y'all ain't used to be on some shit.

[00:49:17] What are you talking about?

[00:49:18] Mewtwo was a grown-ass man.

[00:49:20] Mewtwo is a Pokemon.

[00:49:21] No, this is you.

[00:49:22] Mewtwo was a grown-ass man.

[00:49:24] Mewtwo is a Pokemon.

[00:49:25] No, he was a man.

[00:49:26] He turned into a Pokemon?

[00:49:27] He's a man.

[00:49:28] a man, a man made man, he built the machine and shit.

[00:49:36] I've seen the movie.

[00:49:37] Am I right, son?

[00:49:38] You too, I don't get it.

[00:49:39] It's true.

[00:49:40] He's a scientific, experimental, homo.

[00:49:43] He was a man, a real uni-smart, you know what?

[00:49:48] Pretty smart, bro.

[00:49:49] Thank you.

[00:49:49] Your school guy's on that bridge.

[00:49:50] Is it?

[00:49:51] Yeah, it's not.

[00:49:52] It's one of those fun days.

[00:49:53] Oh, okay, my bad.

[00:49:54] All right, bro, we out?

[00:49:56] You want a ding?

[00:49:58] If you drive and they couldn't go to school.

[00:50:00] I gotta drive.

[00:50:01] Are you gonna be drive?

[00:50:02] Okay.

[00:50:03] No, you drive.

[00:50:04] Nah, I bet.

[00:50:04] I'm like, whoa, I've been in a Maybach.

[00:50:06] I didn't.

[00:50:07] Yeah, you been in a Maybach?

[00:50:08] I've been in a Maybach.

[00:50:09] Well, I was never, I was never,

[00:50:10] I was never gonna drive my whips.

[00:50:12] So, go in here with her.

[00:50:13] Okay.

[00:50:14] No, you, no, no.

[00:50:15] Me?

[00:50:15] Yeah, go in.

[00:50:16] No, you come here.

[00:50:17] What?

[00:50:18] Jason, come here.

[00:50:19] You go on to the front.

[00:50:20] Where do I go?

[00:50:21] Not yet.

[00:50:22] Oh, huh?

[00:50:23] No, no, no.

[00:50:24] Fuck around with you, bro.

[00:50:25] Fuckers, first you custom in shit, shit.

[00:50:27] Cuz cuz you you cussing like what if I talk about Boston and shit for you have a newborn baby like man

[00:50:33] You were nice, but but I'm taking after you

[00:50:36] What if I go to your new birth baby be like you a nice little night?

[00:50:40] I never talked about being anybody's no you over here talking to who up like he's a grown-ass

[00:50:46] This one's a little thing. What the fuck do you mean go with a spoon? Somebody gave me that shit

[00:50:50] What do you mean go on my few PO games? What do you mean go with a spoon?

[00:50:55] I don't know if you want to take your own gabbard girl you can drink your shit with a spoon. No, it's a cookbook

[00:51:00] So what does it mean goon with a spoon? No, it's just wrong. You asking too many questions dub

[00:51:06] Why do you not say it like we're glad

[00:51:10] Hey, what would you say to one cook?

[00:51:14] What look does don't you just don't remind you of her turtle

[00:51:22] No

[00:51:25] I'm missing something

[00:51:29] It's gonna make your son's day

[00:51:40] I'm gonna be honest, bro. I just can't imagine you with it. You feel me?

[00:51:45] I'm not gonna say in front of

[00:51:50] Let me drink

[00:51:55] It's up a lot.

[00:51:57] How you feeling bro?

[00:51:59] Good.

[00:52:00] How does it feel to be like the most famous kid in the world?

[00:52:03] Uh...

[00:52:05] Honestly,

[00:52:07] how it is right now,

[00:52:09] it's not really that, like,

[00:52:11] different.

[00:52:13] Because I don't really be on stream that much.

[00:52:16] You ever get into a fight before?

[00:52:19] Like, no-goose?

[00:52:20] No-goose.

[00:52:21] No.

[00:52:22] You ever hit your dad?

[00:52:24] On camera.

[00:52:26] I never actually, I've never actually looked at it.

[00:52:29] So you really had a curse on camera?

[00:52:33] I don't even remember.

[00:52:35] You don't?

[00:52:36] I only took.

[00:52:37] Damn.

[00:52:38] You were one smart ass two year old.

[00:52:42] It wasn't then.

[00:52:44] That's on, that's on uh, I don't know, bro.

[00:52:49] I don't know, guys.

[00:52:50] The Marvel movies, Marvel movies.

[00:52:52] Oh, what's your favorite Marvel movie?

[00:52:55] Uh, I like Spider-Man movies, uh...

[00:52:58] Oh, Brand New Day!

[00:53:00] Uh-huh.

[00:53:01] Hey, I'm gonna be on some cheap...

[00:53:03] I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna show you in this pre-book game.

[00:53:05] Just throw it down a bit.

[00:53:07] Got a little Jeff Bezos.

[00:53:09] I don't know how to talk. No, I don't.

[00:53:11] No, I don't.

[00:53:13] Alright, then we have...

[00:53:17] What was your... what did you use to watch on the TV?

[00:53:19] What?

[00:53:20] Bro, what the fuck you got in your pocket, bro?

[00:53:21] My phone!

[00:53:24] Did you guys leave at work?

[00:53:26] Nah, we just be... yeah, sometimes I'm out of my mind.

[00:53:30] BOOM!

[00:53:30] You know, bro?

[00:53:32] Nah, we don't have to re-

[00:53:33] Freak all of my freaking door!

[00:53:36] I think it's a heavy-ass door.

[00:53:42] Oh, we got...

[00:53:44] Oh, we got a lot of animals in the house.

[00:53:47] Where?

[00:53:47] Uh, just in the rooms.

[00:53:49] This is a Nissan GT-R. This is a Davis car. That's it. Weakest fuck, bro. What that shit week is fuck

[00:53:57] Are you out there? How much is that car? I don't know. There's a lot of money though. Think about it, bro

[00:54:01] Give me a ballpark. Oh, how much is more than 60 K? I'm dropping 100 percent more than 60 K

[00:54:08] That's more than 60. I'm a drop. I'm a drop kick. This is like a like 100 150 120

[00:54:15] This is a hundred and fifty

[00:54:17] Can I show you my new whip?

[00:54:19] Where's it at?

[00:54:20] It's down in the garage. Actually, bro, I'll show you later.

[00:54:23] So you prefer driving the Cybertruck over my Porsche or my Maybach?

[00:54:29] I didn't see the Porsche.

[00:54:32] I'll show you later.

[00:54:33] Shall I show them right now, Chad?

[00:54:38] I'll show you later, bro. Let's go. Let's hop in a whip.

[00:54:43] Oh, you never been in a Maybach?

[00:54:47] What's that?

[00:54:49] Who's hat is this?

[00:54:51] Oh, it's my hat.

[00:54:53] Who's fucking car is it?

[00:54:55] Watch your fucking mouth, dub!

[00:54:57] Why you never take a picture with me, bro?

[00:54:59] Take a picture with Pudgy, big ass and shit.

[00:55:01] Bro, I was in the back with Pudgy.

[00:55:03] I want a picture, though.

[00:55:05] I'll take a picture later, bro.

[00:55:07] Are you mad?

[00:55:09] I ain't talking, I'm talking with somebody else, bro.

[00:55:13] Stop cursing.

[00:55:17] My son is going to be an adult more than he's a kid, but whoop is a grown freaking man

[00:55:24] Last name is Jugen?

[00:55:30] Yo, no, pronounce my last name again

[00:55:33] Jugen?

[00:55:34] No, it's Wyn, it's Wyn

[00:55:36] What?

[00:55:37] N is Wyn?

[00:55:38] NJ

[00:55:39] No, it's Vietnamese

[00:55:41] You're not even a billionaire

[00:55:42] No, it's Wyn

[00:55:44] What's your name? Jason Wyn?

[00:55:45] No, no, no, no, no, let me tell you something in this planet, there's different languages

[00:55:56] and different ethnicities, me, guess my ethnicity, my race, yeah, yeah, that's why I'm asking

[00:56:12] you what's my race if you could guess I don't know I'm Vietnamese I'm gonna teach

[00:56:21] you some Vietnamese so when you see another Vietnamese man you go up to

[00:56:24] them they'd be like sin chow means hello

[00:56:30] anybody that would take us GTR at least I resign over Cybertruck I ain't gonna lie

[00:56:37] You're a bot. You are a bot.

[00:56:39] That car, that's what you think is good, dude.

[00:56:42] Are you serious?

[00:56:44] No, is that like a popular car in the white area?

[00:56:47] Are y'all, y'all, yo, that's a good car.

[00:56:50] That's like a collectible car, right?

[00:56:53] It's like a very respected car.

[00:56:57] Bro, if I'm knee deep in the club, right,

[00:57:00] Bob was popular, sign's gonna cry.

[00:57:02] And I say to whip outside, I pull out a Nissan GTR.

[00:57:06] The girl is gonna disappear. That's just not my stuff you bullet in a cyber truck

[00:57:13] No one is respecting you. I'm sorry

[00:57:21] Why this is this is this is three four grown men in this car

[00:57:32] So what you ever had a girlfriend

[00:57:34] I know.

[00:57:35] What?

[00:57:36] Yeah.

[00:57:37] Well.

[00:57:38] You had a gun.

[00:57:39] I believe it.

[00:57:40] Maybe kindergarten.

[00:57:41] In kindergarten you had a girlfriend.

[00:57:44] You had your first kiss?

[00:57:49] No.

[00:57:50] Okay, yeah.

[00:57:51] Wait.

[00:57:52] What?

[00:57:53] The fucking Mr. RV we took?

[00:57:56] Yeah.

[00:57:57] I don't know.

[00:57:58] Our neighbors are using it.

[00:58:00] I don't know.

[00:58:01] Oh, it might be a tour van actually with a via some celebrities

[00:58:06] Yeah

[00:58:09] For the morning

[00:58:12] So you think that so what you think your neighbors say about you you called you celebrities you think they'd be right I

[00:58:19] Don't know I feel like streamers you think streamers count as celebrities. I feel like celebrities low-key

[00:58:25] I think celebrities has fallen off because I think they realize that they hate them a little too much

[00:58:31] I can't think of like, hey, go do Dawson's Creek, you know, do seven million episodes.

[00:58:36] Not anybody watching that shit, so celebrities going broke.

[00:58:39] You know what I mean?

[00:58:42] So, Chad, y'all would be more excited to meet Michael B. Jordan or Dub?

[00:58:49] Yeah, let me know now in the chat.

[00:58:51] But you was just gonna go, wasn't you?

[00:58:53] And we was gonna get blasted to the oblivion.

[00:58:56] I literally see, I look to my left and then I look to my right.

[00:59:00] No, I'm a good driver, well put some on the ox

[00:59:09] What do you like what do ten year olds listen to?

[00:59:16] Yeah, like do you listen to like baby shark do do do do

[00:59:25] What I'm missing in genuine question

[00:59:30] Halo don't even know what's good. Well, hey, that's what Halo went to

[00:59:35] Bro, I just shoved myself in somewhere. Do you see how like?

[00:59:41] You see how like that's like Halo put on me

[00:59:45] Really so advanced. I haven't seen Halo in so long

[00:59:53] I'm gonna be honest. I was wearing diapers. No bullshit. I was wearing diapers until it's four

[01:00:00] That's normal. So Wooh-Wah was wearing diapers until you were four?

[01:00:04] Wooh-Wah, we don't know.

[01:00:06] You're his father.

[01:00:08] That's not a mouse. You think I'm gonna be like,

[01:00:10] Oh my god, you stopped shitin' on yourself.

[01:00:12] Yes, yes.

[01:00:14] Yes, what?

[01:00:16] You can change the diapers.

[01:00:18] What was Wooh-Wah's first words?

[01:00:20] That?

[01:00:22] Maybe.

[01:00:24] You don't even remember, bro?

[01:00:26] He doesn't, he don't everywhere.

[01:00:28] Now imagine when your kid is ten and only know three words, that's when you get to realize this shit.

[01:00:33] Damn. So what do you want who wants to be, Deb?

[01:00:36] Nah.

[01:00:38] Hmm.

[01:00:39] That means, like, financial.

[01:00:41] I don't give a fuck. I mean, I don't care because it's not my license, isn't it?

[01:00:45] Hmm.

[01:00:46] You know what I'm saying? You know how your mama wanted you to be, uh-huh, a pediatrician or something.

[01:00:52] Yeah.

[01:00:53] The next car battery.

[01:00:54] Yep.

[01:00:55] Now you're out here being a bot.

[01:00:57] not about it is you're streaming on baby get an award get a little fraud I don't

[01:01:02] I don't stream for an award I stream because it's fun and you know I'm saying

[01:01:07] you streamed on baby get it now for all no I stream because it's my passion hey

[01:01:11] baby I want a new fraud I got a golden fraud I don't I don't stream for the

[01:01:17] fraud I got I could actually care less about the frog but I see you voted for

[01:01:21] Me and you, uh, do it a year, right?

[01:01:24] Uh, uh...

[01:01:25] I voted for you for the longest time.

[01:01:26] Oh, shit!

[01:01:28] Oh, shit!

[01:01:30] Hey, everybody all right?

[01:01:31] Four souls on board, bruh.

[01:01:33] Full soul on board.

[01:01:33] Everybody, okay!

[01:01:34] Full soul on board.

[01:01:35] That turn wasn't the worst thing.

[01:01:37] You could've just hit an U-turn.

[01:01:39] I ain't allowed it.

[01:01:41] I could've... I mean, I made the turn.

[01:01:42] It was a green, so...

[01:01:44] You know I voted for streamer of the year?

[01:01:46] Ah.

[01:01:47] Oh.

[01:01:48] What do you think streamer of the year is?

[01:01:50] Ummm...

[01:01:52] Like, no bias, probably speed.

[01:01:55] But, bias and who I want to win? Probably stable run auto.

[01:02:00] What about you?

[01:02:01] Sure, sure, here?

[01:02:02] Yeah.

[01:02:03] What about you?

[01:02:04] Uh, wouldn't bias and non-biased mean so good?

[01:02:07] Alright, well tell your dad what bias and non-biased mean please.

[01:02:11] Bias is basically like...

[01:02:13] Let's say it's...

[01:02:16] I'm gonna say it.

[01:02:17] Let's say it's best rocker in here.

[01:02:19] So you're biased towards Drake?

[01:02:29] Bias is basically to this body because of the life of the boy and not just because of

[01:02:34] the thing that happened.

[01:02:35] Well I would say that Neon is the stronger.

[01:02:39] I mean first, everyone can argue whatever they feel.

[01:02:42] The only reason why I'm saying neon is because he's, to me, he's the most, like, active streamer.

[01:02:51] Active as in what, stream every day?

[01:02:53] To me.

[01:02:54] Yeah.

[01:02:55] The streamer's a lot.

[01:02:56] I mean, he just walked out with Armand.

[01:02:58] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:02:59] That was a highlight.

[01:03:00] Armand and then did it after this.

[01:03:03] Pre-gate, UFC, GTA, old-speed fastball players.

[01:03:08] So you got neon over speed?

[01:03:10] because speed takes a little bit of brakes speed to a long marathon and then

[01:03:16] it takes breaks yeah it's like if speed is your speed is like a your favorite

[01:03:23] TV show uh-huh it ain't every day but it's when it's on is good

[01:03:28] neon is like the news it comes on every day so you watch neon I don't watch

[01:03:33] That's kind.

[01:03:35] No.

[01:03:36] So your source of entertainment is what?

[01:03:39] Twitch. I mean, no, on Twitter.

[01:03:42] Twitter.

[01:03:43] What about you? What's your source of entertainment? Do you watch anything?

[01:03:48] I watch TikTok.

[01:03:49] TikTok?

[01:03:50] Yeah.

[01:03:51] All right, all the core guys, who's your favorite core guy?

[01:03:55] In what light? I can watch.

[01:04:00] Just like, favorite?

[01:04:01] like just favorite yeah we're on me so meet with you know you know my name

[01:04:13] okay what was my case okay me Ron Lacey I was just making sure he knew who I

[01:04:24] I was. So it's me, Juan, Lacey, Marlin, Adax, Silky.

[01:04:32] Oh, what? What?

[01:04:34] Oh, I...

[01:04:36] I thought it was somebody else.

[01:04:38] Okay. How's everybody?

[01:04:40] I'll probably have to say either you or...

[01:04:42] Oh, really?

[01:04:44] That makes me feel good.

[01:04:46] Thank you.

[01:04:47] Well, what?

[01:04:48] No, nothing to leave you.

[01:04:49] Oh.

[01:04:50] Well, whatever.

[01:04:52] That's my favorite.

[01:04:54] I don't feel real.

[01:04:56] Who brought us together?

[01:04:58] I was Faze Bates.

[01:05:00] I was like,

[01:05:04] My favorite is Faze Bates.

[01:05:08] I was like,

[01:05:10] I was like,

[01:05:12] I was like,

[01:05:14] I was like,

[01:05:16] Faze Bates.

[01:05:18] That's where,

[01:05:20] That's right, baby. You're my favorite man. Hey, that's love bro. You know what? You know, I was talking to Lacey

[01:05:25] Offstream, I'm like, how the fuck are you gonna do a LA streamer?

[01:05:30] Streamer you sleep on

[01:05:32] and not invite

[01:05:36] Lacey and not in my who me

[01:05:41] You were there. No, I wasn't oh shit

[01:05:44] Yeah, I can not get my seat back too many times, you see how I'm dumb all of it?

[01:05:49] Yeah, you were very like...

[01:05:51] Hey, how do you... is it hard to handle my jokes, knowing that nobody, like, is a joke,

[01:05:55] joke I get?

[01:05:56] Well, no, you were probably one of the funniest people I know.

[01:05:59] You know what I'm saying?

[01:06:00] Like, when I joke towards you, like, yeah, you can't respond to the joke because it's

[01:06:03] like, you know what I mean?

[01:06:04] I don't know what to say, yeah.

[01:06:05] Uh, nah, I come just sit there and take it.

[01:06:09] But then I learn and I add it to my personality beat.

[01:06:12] Yeah.

[01:06:13] Yeah.

[01:06:14] Speaking of personality people me you TV

[01:06:19] Gotta go we got to do some news new things

[01:06:24] You know

[01:06:29] Chat no one pays people for client

[01:06:34] If I be in somebody to do a stream and they say pain

[01:06:38] It's over. I'm gonna have to be had a meeting at a random spot and never show up

[01:06:44] I'm gonna pull up on you, cross that screen, do you have the money?

[01:06:49] And then I'm never gonna show up.

[01:06:52] That's more clips when we see each other in person.

[01:06:54] Exactly.

[01:06:55] You're like, well, what if I fucking hate me being on the screen?

[01:06:58] Alright, how much money to collab with you or Bruce?

[01:07:03] I pay for it.

[01:07:09] How about, like, what do you...

[01:07:11] No, you got it, man.

[01:07:12] Yeah

[01:07:15] What thoughts

[01:07:19] Hey, what you said, what you mean? I'm just talking in Korean conversation

[01:07:24] Check no one pays for collabs nobody nobody nobody like I'm telling you nobody even if I don't like you

[01:07:30] I know that shit is

[01:07:33] Rappers pay rappers bill songs. I will not pay anybody

[01:07:39] Now you will pay for their flight

[01:07:42] if they're not in LA, that's about it.

[01:07:46] You flew someone out before, before a collab, like Pudgy?

[01:07:50] I flew a Q-50 out.

[01:07:53] Pogs?

[01:07:55] R&B.

[01:07:57] Been careful.

[01:07:59] Oh, careful.

[01:08:01] Oh, y'all liked it?

[01:08:03] Yep.

[01:08:03] How's far?

[01:08:04] I ain't paid it.

[01:08:06] I don't get they hoovered some miles, I don't need it.

[01:08:08] How's you on your girl?

[01:08:09] You said what?

[01:08:11] So how's you and your girl?

[01:08:12] I'm just saying, how have you been since?

[01:08:14] What do you think about having a kid?

[01:08:17] What the fuck?

[01:08:18] What are you talking about?

[01:08:19] I'm asking you, how was you and your girl?

[01:08:22] I'm asking you, how has everything been in your life?

[01:08:26] Incredible.

[01:08:27] Today is actually, I was very excited for today.

[01:08:29] Recording YouTube's video for you.

[01:08:31] Being a boobop for the first time.

[01:08:33] I'm actually a huge fan of boobop.

[01:08:35] What made you have a kid?

[01:08:36] You know what I'm saying?

[01:08:37] I was actually thinking about it.

[01:08:39] What if I get a kid right there and you become like friends friends with him you be friends with my kid or not?

[01:08:47] What do you

[01:08:51] Know

[01:08:53] Just how much my last name is when what you say when all nougat. No, my last name is win win

[01:09:02] win

[01:09:04] I

[01:09:08] You understand there's different languages

[01:09:11] There's different languages in this world

[01:09:14] About to be here man ready for your T-Rex outfit on well who's trying to be for halloween

[01:09:27] What what what get your dad bro?

[01:09:30] You want to you want to make me watch day or not?

[01:09:38] Come on, bro

[01:09:41] How we gonna fit back in the car we can fit in a car

[01:09:45] No, you'll be the team regs, and I'll be something else and we got it batteries

[01:09:49] Batteries, how you think it go up? Oh, it comes with an inflatable device

[01:09:54] That needs what that needs it has batteries. It comes with batteries. I bought one before

[01:10:00] life is life is life you got one

[01:10:10] gotta live it to the fullest so that's why today we're putting on t-rex out

[01:10:13] first okay

[01:10:20] right we walk wait do you have to about pudgy two seats when you get in the

[01:10:26] Yeah, actually I'm not even joking.

[01:10:28] You're like, fat ass.

[01:10:29] Yeah.

[01:10:30] Like, that nigga's big as shit.

[01:10:31] Yeah, he's big as hell.

[01:10:32] I miss him, though.

[01:10:33] Alright, but we're here.

[01:10:35] Not about to be here.

[01:10:37] What the fuck is you purchasing a fart for?

[01:10:40] Yo, fat ass.

[01:10:41] You don't want to get an extra couple steps in?

[01:10:43] Nigga, help you.

[01:10:44] Like, you're far as fuck.

[01:10:46] Oh my god, bro.

[01:10:47] I know you can't see the goddamn store.

[01:10:49] Oh, really?

[01:10:50] Yeah.

[01:10:51] I

[01:10:57] Don't say

[01:11:01] Smack them up for me like they make they make glasses little audience

[01:11:06] No, no, no, no, it's funny

[01:11:12] I can see perfectly fine

[01:11:14] Listen, I can see perfectly fine.

[01:11:20] And I've never seen an Asian cry before.

[01:11:22] Oh my god.

[01:11:23] I'm gonna be honest, I've never cried growing up.

[01:11:25] No, I've never seen an Asian cry.

[01:11:27] I've cried.

[01:11:28] No, I'm saying tears come down your eyes.

[01:11:31] I literally cried.

[01:11:32] Which cry?

[01:11:33] The last time I cried was probably our stream.

[01:11:38] I was crying life out.

[01:11:40] And no tears come down.

[01:11:42] It was tears of mind. They're saying it was fake laughter. It was real.

[01:11:50] Woo! We made it!

[01:11:52] Hey, is it a kid's dog?

[01:11:54] To be pregnant and pregnant and pregnant and pregnant?

[01:11:57] I don't...

[01:11:59] No, seriously.

[01:12:01] I've never been to a kid's dog religion to be Asian pregnant and pregnant.

[01:12:03] Have you seen a pregnant Asian lady before?

[01:12:06] No, I've seen an Asian lady with a baby, though.

[01:12:08] Nobody has ever seen an Asian baby.

[01:12:10] I have.

[01:12:11] Where? In my family.

[01:12:13] N***a that's okay, that's how we all are at home.

[01:12:16] Locked up, barricaded.

[01:12:18] Have you ever went to Home Depot and seen a pregnant Asian lady?

[01:12:21] No!

[01:12:22] And you ain't ni- oh my god, walk up a little bit.

[01:12:27] You ain't never seen a pregnant Asian lady

[01:12:30] or a gay Asian man

[01:12:33] or an Asian twins

[01:12:35] or bi- bi?

[01:12:37] No, what you call that?

[01:12:39] Is is is my bisexual no once you call it identical. I'm identical to you. What's the other one?

[01:12:45] Eternal I never seen fraternity fraternal gay cup gay agency. Oh

[01:12:49] I never you are never seen gay Asian twins. Well, I'll tell you something. That's actually true

[01:12:55] Have you ever seen a

[01:12:58] Asian baby with

[01:13:00] defects, you know, the balances. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really

[01:13:05] because of Vietnam in most Asian countries they detect that they're

[01:13:13] out of there really I swear all right Pete to have all those babies today in the

[01:13:18] niggas because I'm gonna get a job drop kicking looking at one yeah watch your

[01:13:24] mouth I'm gonna get a job drop kicking disabled Asian kids

[01:13:27] Joe, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[01:13:31] I locked in, man.

[01:13:32] I locked in.

[01:13:33] I didn't think you'd ever do it.

[01:13:37] I locked in, boy.

[01:13:38] You see, you're going to listen to me tell me about life, but what you do about it, right?

[01:13:47] You see you just walked in here and kicked the first thing you see.

[01:13:50] No, get over here.

[01:13:51] You just walked in here and kicked the first thing you see, you're going to do that with

[01:13:56] life.

[01:13:57] What you doing is setting yourself up to be a horrible man, that means you're gonna

[01:14:01] wife it and have the first girl you see you're gonna make her your girlfriend and then you're

[01:14:05] gonna go out in the world and realize there's more girls out there.

[01:14:08] No, explore the world first, then pick where you wanna stay.

[01:14:13] Just because we live in Los Angeles right now, you should travel and they realize like,

[01:14:17] oh, I still wanna stay in LA and it ain't nothing better.

[01:14:19] You never go for the first thing, you know what I mean?

[01:14:23] Ever.

[01:14:24] You got other information that he gives you?

[01:14:27] Well.

[01:14:28] Because you want to be a cheater?

[01:14:30] You want to be a cheater?

[01:14:31] Or you want to be a faker?

[01:14:32] Faker.

[01:14:33] So you have to know about a bunch of different women

[01:14:36] before you can know that one is the one for you.

[01:14:39] The first girl you meet, that's the first person that you meet.

[01:14:42] You got to see how all girls is to know what's right or wrong

[01:14:45] between these women.

[01:14:47] You know what I mean?

[01:14:48] I'm getting this information. I'm down on this.

[01:14:50] I'm being serious.

[01:14:51] No, no.

[01:14:52] No, you gotta get the hose

[01:14:54] Don't know where the hole is. Don't go and you got to get a woman to know what a woman is

[01:14:58] You know what I am?

[01:15:00] The first don't don't be like that. Don't be like me. Oh my god

[01:15:10] I bet no

[01:15:22] You gotta go public after this, okay, so.

[01:15:32] Get a ball in this.

[01:15:34] Then we're gonna go like a target.

[01:15:36] What is this?

[01:15:37] A good ass costume.

[01:15:38] I mean, it's a costume.

[01:15:40] It's gonna work.

[01:15:41] No, the things aren't good.

[01:15:42] It's fucked, bro.

[01:15:43] You're a fuck.

[01:15:45] But it's your first time getting into the house.

[01:15:48] It's not true.

[01:15:50] I

[01:15:55] Got a handshake or no

[01:15:57] First person didn't notice

[01:15:59] I bet if it's what then I got wind you know you get the fire

[01:16:05] All right, all three of us. I bet shake

[01:16:08] Let's do a superman. That's how we do the best like a handshake one two

[01:16:14] What the hell is that oh

[01:16:16] Oh, Spider-Man!

[01:16:18] Oh, let's do it one more time.

[01:16:20] Alright, the first person to get noticed will be 5 dollars, alright?

[01:16:24] But instead of a handshake, let's do the Spider-Man.

[01:16:26] One, two, three.

[01:16:30] We gotta stay together though.

[01:16:32] Stay together.

[01:16:34] No, just period.

[01:16:36] Blitz, appreciate this.

[01:16:38] What's up, Ted?

[01:16:40] No, that's not good.

[01:16:42] No, no.

[01:16:44] I'm gonna eat you up

[01:17:12] Thank you, bro

[01:17:14] I bet

[01:17:15] I know you do

[01:17:16] No, I don't know my name

[01:17:17] What do you like to do?

[01:17:19] Hold on, what did you say?

[01:17:20] What's up, what's up fellas?

[01:17:22] Why didn't you say me first man?

[01:17:24] I love watching your videos bro

[01:17:26] I love watching your videos

[01:17:28] My favorite one?

[01:17:29] The gas station

[01:17:30] Thank you bro

[01:17:31] What's up?

[01:17:32] What's up bro?

[01:17:33] What's up bro?

[01:17:34] How are you?

[01:17:35] We just tried to bet to see who would say

[01:17:37] the name first

[01:17:38] Yeah, he'll be fine

[01:17:39] Cause he was out there saying that he was like

[01:17:41] oh you don't know my name?

[01:17:42] You should be like that too

[01:17:43] I

[01:17:52] Can't believe you call me broke for giving you subs by the way

[01:17:59] I was showing him love

[01:18:10] Like this

[01:18:13] I'm buried in his house, what?

[01:18:15] For real?

[01:18:16] You're gonna go and get this for real, watch out.

[01:18:18] For real, man.

[01:18:19] You're gonna watch out.

[01:18:20] Bro, be a furry.

[01:18:21] I'm probably gonna get this.

[01:18:23] Go do this.

[01:18:24] What's your girl?

[01:18:25] I gotta get a rhino.

[01:18:27] I don't want to, you know, you suck.

[01:18:29] I forgot he was a kid.

[01:18:30] Yes, bro.

[01:18:31] Went to school.

[01:18:32] Yo, this dude's gonna be like,

[01:18:34] yo, who I'll go over there.

[01:18:36] Like, do you ever lose who I'll go to when he goes?

[01:18:42] Yo, yo, woo-ah, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, why you laughing?

[01:18:49] This is your son.

[01:18:52] Yo, dude, stop, stop playing with Freddy Fazbear.

[01:18:58] You tell him how to use it.

[01:19:03] Oh my god.

[01:19:06] Oh my God!

[01:19:08] You know, we're free?

[01:19:09] Yes, and we thought we lost you, woo-wah!

[01:19:12] I ain't allowed to free Shahar.

[01:19:14] He can't go on. That's what you want.

[01:19:17] No, no, let's look around and see.

[01:19:19] Woo-wah, you pick whatever, we'll wear it.

[01:19:22] Right here.

[01:19:24] That's your BBL?

[01:19:26] See, I'll get a BBL.

[01:19:27] That ain't funny. That's the waste of money.

[01:19:29] He just threw a black thing on and put a BBL on it.

[01:19:32] What is a BBL? Curious.

[01:19:34] Yeah, what's the BVL?

[01:19:36] There's a bazillion butters.

[01:19:38] What does it do?

[01:19:40] They take the, they make your mood good.

[01:19:42] So who?

[01:19:44] Girls.

[01:19:46] You dated your little BVL?

[01:19:48] No.

[01:19:50] Why?

[01:19:52] Because all I want is to flash the BVL.

[01:19:58] You know why I age it there, man?

[01:20:00] Come on, watch your mouth, watch your mouth.

[01:20:02] What are you about to say? What are you about to say?

[01:20:03] What was he about to say, VooWop?

[01:20:05] He says, what do you mean, VooWop?

[01:20:07] I'm talking about BBLs.

[01:20:08] I don't know. I'm talking about GTA.

[01:20:11] And then he comes out of there.

[01:20:12] What does M-G-T-A say?

[01:20:15] I don't know.

[01:20:23] Why are you looking at me like that?

[01:20:25] I'm looking at you like that.

[01:20:26] What are you afraid of me?

[01:20:26] What the hell are you afraid of me?

[01:20:28] Is that what you're about to say?

[01:20:29] What's that?

[01:20:32] I

[01:21:02] That's you what what for me does that mean?

[01:21:06] I'll be a hat pizza hat they never see no mini pizza

[01:21:13] No, what you want me to be what?

[01:21:20] The gummy bear

[01:21:24] That's hard

[01:21:28] You wouldn't be able to see me

[01:21:30] Somebody what we did

[01:21:35] Did this point

[01:21:41] Hey, yo

[01:21:48] Right here taking right you

[01:22:00] He's so fast!

[01:22:02] Good!

[01:22:04] The cute section is on the right side!

[01:22:12] Hey, when you get buried in the little casket, you don't skin go pale, you don't get like that.

[01:22:16] Fire treatment!

[01:22:18] I'm so worried!

[01:22:22] That kinda does do that to me.

[01:22:24] Yeah, not check my set. I'm just keep coming.

[01:22:29] I didn't tap you.

[01:22:32] Stop! I saw you on.

[01:22:36] I didn't tap you, bro.

[01:22:39] Alright, what do you want to be?

[01:22:41] I want to be a pizza pizza.

[01:22:43] A pizza?

[01:22:44] I'll just get the small pizza.

[01:22:45] I'm getting the pizza.

[01:22:46] Go be a dad, dub.

[01:22:48] Where are you walking?

[01:22:50] I want to get the small pizza.

[01:22:51] That's not a go-side pizza.

[01:22:53] This is just like the song.

[01:22:55] You want me to keep walking?

[01:22:57] No, no, no, no.

[01:22:58] He's a ten-year-old.

[01:22:59] Look at this.

[01:23:00] This is what you want to be?

[01:23:02] That's a...let me see what size it is.

[01:23:04] You won't be able to carry it.

[01:23:05] This stuff, whoop.

[01:23:06] Yeah, whoop.

[01:23:07] How did that...

[01:23:08] Oh!

[01:23:09] We are not getting in a place with a mask on.

[01:23:11] I'm black.

[01:23:12] Okay, can we go get the pizza?

[01:23:15] Yeah, get the pizza.

[01:23:16] Get small on the pizza.

[01:23:17] Oh, you do it.

[01:23:19] Don't be a dad.

[01:23:21] I'm gonna put it in the box.

[01:23:39] Oh, you have to put a little pizza costume you have to wear.

[01:23:42] For kids?

[01:23:43] For kids?

[01:23:44] Uh, let me tell you what you're gonna put in the box.

[01:23:47] I don't know, I should tell her it changes.

[01:23:51] It was too...

[01:23:52] I might be big with it.

[01:23:54] You want to be big for our land?

[01:23:57] I feel a bit.

[01:23:58] Sometimes I'm even behind the actual...

[01:24:02] A hot dog is kind of hard.

[01:24:04] I want to do this one for our land.

[01:24:06] Ooh, a ghillie suit?

[01:24:08] Oh, whoopee cushion?

[01:24:11] I got to have a hot dog, that one's tough.

[01:24:13] Nah, I'll only do this one, the full body hot dog.

[01:24:16] Oh and these inflatables ma'am? Do they have the batteries in them already?

[01:24:21] No they don't. They're sold separately.

[01:24:23] Oh y'all have batteries here?

[01:24:25] We don't.

[01:24:26] So we can't even get this.

[01:24:31] It's just gonna be available.

[01:24:34] Maybe it's gonna be this, this, or that. Or maybe that. No.

[01:24:40] I don't think I have a kids size. It's kind of weird.

[01:24:43] I can double check in the back.

[01:24:45] I'm gonna just leave it there.

[01:24:47] Alright, bet.

[01:24:49] Pickle stuff.

[01:24:51] What are you gonna do?

[01:24:53] You tell me.

[01:24:55] You should make me and Deb Patrick a Spongebob.

[01:24:57] What am I gonna do?

[01:24:59] You want...

[01:25:01] Ashley, how about...

[01:25:03] Okay, how about you use the pizza then?

[01:25:05] I'll be some type of food.

[01:25:07] Alright, bet. Should we go find your father?

[01:25:09] He's like a...

[01:25:11] He's like a...

[01:25:13] I'm a grown ass name.

[01:25:15] We're about the same height.

[01:25:17] Are you...

[01:25:19] We do like extra large?

[01:25:21] I'm a grown man. I'm 5'8".

[01:25:23] When you get to my height then we can talk.

[01:25:25] Probably just this head?

[01:25:27] Well you are like...

[01:25:29] How tall are you? Like 4'11"?

[01:25:31] Uh no, I'm about 4'8".

[01:25:33] He ain't no girl, girl.

[01:25:35] Good girl to my height one day.

[01:25:37] I had one day but unfortunately you got dub jeans. Let's just get it.

[01:25:44] This is costume. If my kid woke up and you say,

[01:25:49] Dad, I want this, I'm throwing half way across the street. I'm not buying this.

[01:25:54] That's kind of tough.

[01:25:56] Oh, pizza.

[01:25:58] I have two different options. I have the regular pizza and the light up pizza.

[01:26:02] This one.

[01:26:03] This one?

[01:26:04] Oh yeah. I'll take the pickle.

[01:26:06] Oh my god, you know, oh you should, oh adult pickle, I'll be the pickle in it, and then

[01:26:11] and then, and then, and then Dub, Dub can be the big pit pizza, I don't know, where did he go?

[01:26:17] Uh yeah, yeah, oh, Dub, his father, this is Woob-Wob by the way, I don't know, Woob-Wob, Woob's dad, he's gonna donate a lot of money today.

[01:26:27] Oh my gosh, that's so generous.

[01:26:30] I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about.

[01:26:32] Where did...

[01:26:34] Oh, Dumb, did you forget your streaming?

[01:26:36] I gotta take care of...

[01:26:38] You guys are live.

[01:26:40] Oh my god!

[01:26:42] Alright, bye.

[01:26:44] That was awesome.

[01:26:50] Don't put the gorilla suit right here.

[01:26:52] Yeah, but don't be right here.

[01:26:56] Huh?

[01:26:58] Yeah, maybe the pizza and what's what's happening?

[01:27:04] I'm down.

[01:27:05] You got to have an extra pizza?

[01:27:10] Look at all these pieces.

[01:27:12] Pizza day.

[01:27:13] We can have this, we can.

[01:27:17] Yo.

[01:27:18] Hey, watch, look at this, where is Doug?

[01:27:20] Where is your father?

[01:27:21] I've always never seen a dragon in the park like this.

[01:27:25] What?

[01:27:26] How often do you see a dragon in the park?

[01:27:29] I've never seen a dragon in the park like this.

[01:27:34] So if you call it Doug, Doug or you're Jack?

[01:27:37] I call it Jack.

[01:27:44] Oh, how do you do with situations when you're like, oh, where's my phone?

[01:27:51] Come on, tell me.

[01:27:57] Where did he go?

[01:28:04] Uh...

[01:28:08] Uh...

[01:28:15] You know who I thought, I could literally...

[01:28:18] She'd have been right.

[01:28:19] Oh shit.

[01:28:21] So look bro, I see an egg roll walking around, and a piece of shit, a little piece of shit,

[01:28:29] and an egg roll walking around.

[01:28:30] I'm following them talking to y'all, thinking it's y'all.

[01:28:33] And I'm like, oh shit.

[01:28:34] And one of the workers was like, I think this alien dude is gonna kidnap this black kid.

[01:28:39] Oh shit.

[01:28:40] What the hell did you...

[01:28:43] Bro, we're looking for you man.

[01:28:45] Look, we're all gonna be pizza.

[01:28:47] What are you, what are you getting?

[01:28:48] What do you have in the pizza?

[01:28:49] Why do you have like a lot of slippers?

[01:28:52] Oh, hey.

[01:28:54] Hey, look at that bag.

[01:28:56] Hey, what the fuck do I have on?

[01:28:58] It's very good, very good.

[01:28:59] There are all of those pizzas.

[01:29:00] Yeah.

[01:29:03] I almost saw Lee's favorite links, bro.

[01:29:05] What?

[01:29:07] I don't know, that's a move off type of question.

[01:29:09] Don't ask me that shit, man.

[01:29:11] You got long future.

[01:29:12] You talking about move off PR?

[01:29:14] You got long future ahead of you.

[01:29:16] I'm saying right now you're good until you turn 18 you really say whatever you want whatever it comes in

[01:29:22] Disney Mike

[01:29:24] Because I'm out for you know the brand it you know my food reviews right you would think they're not like brand friendly

[01:29:30] You don't want these brands I'm working with always be yourself

[01:29:36] Doing great

[01:29:46] It's on live, I like it.

[01:29:47] He's got autism, so he's got a new stuff coming up.

[01:29:50] So he's got a lot of it.

[01:29:51] This autism is the core of this.

[01:29:53] Nah, I don't got it.

[01:29:55] I don't got it.

[01:29:57] What's up?

[01:29:59] What I know is that weird you happen to play on pictures.

[01:30:01] What are you talking to?

[01:30:03] What are you talking to?

[01:30:04] The Autistic!

[01:30:16] you

[01:30:46] you

[01:31:16] you

[01:31:46] you

[01:32:16] you

[01:32:46] You

[01:33:16] That's your signature for rope?

[01:33:18] No.

[01:33:21] How your son got better signature than you?

[01:33:25] You look at him and you know what it is.

[01:33:33] Okay, good.

[01:33:35] Like that.

[01:34:06] It's about to be up here till November the 2nd.

[01:34:11] So this is really yours, everything?

[01:34:15] Yes.

[01:34:16] What are you buying?

[01:34:17] He's coming in here a couple times.

[01:34:18] He's been here a couple times.

[01:34:19] This guy.

[01:34:20] We know him.

[01:34:21] He's been here a couple times since I ran, you know, I'll send the donation for the next

[01:34:28] hour.

[01:34:29] Yep.

[01:34:30] It's like you handed the donation.

[01:34:31] What'd you buy last time?

[01:34:32] What'd you buy last time?

[01:34:33] I don't remember.

[01:34:34] a couple of guffaws.

[01:34:36] Role play for you and your girl, huh?

[01:34:38] You think the dog's something?

[01:34:40] He's a birdie.

[01:34:42] He's thinking this is a birdie.

[01:34:44] Who's birdie?

[01:34:46] Black cat.

[01:34:48] Oh, okay.

[01:34:50] It's a normal birdie.

[01:34:52] You and your girl, do you have any coming here and getting one for the dog?

[01:34:56] I get the turtleneck.

[01:34:58] Turtleneck, turtleneck.

[01:35:00] What?

[01:35:02] Yeah, bro, that was just a miss.

[01:35:04] I was gonna say, has anybody explained the return policy just in case?

[01:35:07] Ah, what would be return?

[01:35:08] Oh, for sure, no.

[01:35:09] I was gonna say, keep the receipt just in case you went in there.

[01:35:11] Ah, no, it's okay.

[01:35:12] No, you're okay to go.

[01:35:13] Hey, Doug.

[01:35:14] Oh, I was gonna take it easy on myself.

[01:35:15] Hey.

[01:35:16] Hey.

[01:35:17] Of course.

[01:35:18] And then, you know, you come in here so often, 20% off, individual items.

[01:35:22] Woo-hoo!

[01:35:23] Hey, you spit it back.

[01:35:25] Some art?

[01:35:26] Yeah, for sure.

[01:35:27] Of course, thank you, man.

[01:35:28] Have a go.

[01:35:29] Well, thank you man.

[01:35:31] Have a good one.

[01:35:32] W.Dubb.

[01:35:33] He doing it at 50 y'all.

[01:35:34] See you again guys.

[01:35:36] Hey man, you good.

[01:35:40] You good man.

[01:35:41] Thank you.

[01:35:42] Have a good day.

[01:35:43] We gonna see the spirit of Halloween so beat Chase.

[01:35:47] The boy is just after to go on my wind site right now and be like, are you serious?

[01:35:53] Are you serious?

[01:35:54] 50 dollars Dubb.

[01:35:55] How do I know what it's going to be?

[01:35:57] How do I know what's going on with the kids?

[01:35:58] You get a million views per video right now.

[01:36:00] How do I know what's going on with the kids?

[01:36:01] Yo, Doug!

[01:36:02] How do I know what's going on with the kids?

[01:36:05] I don't know, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:36:07] Bro, you'll be good.

[01:36:08] I'm gonna let Chase figure it out, dude.

[01:36:10] Bro, no, we're gonna fit it right now.

[01:36:12] Huh?

[01:36:13] We're gonna fit it right now, bro.

[01:36:14] You put them over your clothes.

[01:36:15] Yeah, keep looking.

[01:36:16] What?

[01:36:17] Like it.

[01:36:18] I'm gonna flush these in here because we're just doing a core video.

[01:36:23] Are you sure you didn't go around along with your girls?

[01:36:27] Nah, I don't do that.

[01:36:28] Nah, I don't do that.

[01:36:30] I'm just not a spack of a thing.

[01:36:33] You don't even bother me on this.

[01:36:35] Oh, really?

[01:36:36] You and me get a little cute.

[01:36:38] Where to put a pizza box?

[01:36:41] Go right here, dub.

[01:36:42] Put the pizza out there.

[01:36:43] Bro, why do y'all keep saying dub like that?

[01:36:46] It's just dub.

[01:36:47] Dub.

[01:36:48] Dub.

[01:36:49] That's how you say name.

[01:36:50] Hey, bro.

[01:36:51] Yeah, man.

[01:36:53] Is that the way you pick?

[01:36:54] Ooh, well.

[01:36:57] Could be worse, to be honest with you.

[01:36:59] Let's say that Silkie got drunk one day

[01:37:01] and just came in your room and beat the shit out of you, Dave.

[01:37:03] Would you call him a hard-ar?

[01:37:05] No. I don't say that word.

[01:37:07] I'm just asking, would you?

[01:37:08] No, bro. Why would I do that?

[01:37:10] I'm a good man.

[01:37:12] I'm over there, man.

[01:37:13] Oh, that's hard.

[01:37:14] What do you think?

[01:37:15] You can fix your hat.

[01:37:16] What's up right there?

[01:37:17] I think it's this way.

[01:37:19] But why would it be this way?

[01:37:21] Easy.

[01:37:22] Now, it's supposed to be like this.

[01:37:25] Are you sure?

[01:37:27] Hey, hey!

[01:37:28] How do you put this on?

[01:37:29] It's supposed to be like this so you can see the pizza part.

[01:37:31] But then this is a...

[01:37:33] That saw goes around his head.

[01:37:35] Yeah, it feels like that.

[01:37:36] But the pizza's not showing no more.

[01:37:38] Oh.

[01:37:39] Oh!

[01:37:41] Ha ha ha!

[01:37:43] Yo!

[01:37:44] Are you gonna piss me off?

[01:37:46] What?

[01:37:48] You gonna tease me?

[01:37:50] I'll get it, cause pizza, that shit was weak.

[01:37:52] Well, what kind of shorts do you have on?

[01:37:54] This Japanese denim.

[01:37:56] Well, I had Japanese, I had all Japanese denim on at the vet show.

[01:38:01] Did you get your shit yet?

[01:38:02] Nah.

[01:38:03] I ain't in none of my shit.

[01:38:04] I ain't in none of your shit.

[01:38:05] Oh, you expected a free shirt?

[01:38:06] No, but the shit that I bought.

[01:38:08] Oh yeah, I didn't get it. They said five to eight weeks.

[01:38:10] No, but I've seen, didn't Lacey just had an outfit on?

[01:38:12] Yeah, but I just got that.

[01:38:14] I got the backpack too.

[01:38:15] I didn't get, the backpack doesn't come to him.

[01:38:17] Forever, but I just uh, I ain't got TV you no more

[01:38:23] What happened bro? I'm not for the paper them. You know, I don't even stream. Oh, that's fair, bro

[01:38:28] That was using your shit. I'm bro. It's all good five to eight weeks. Hey listen

[01:38:34] Shall we boys?

[01:38:36] Let me drive target

[01:38:38] Take the keys, you know, we send it back with a blob

[01:38:41] I

[01:38:49] Got me

[01:38:51] Why are you saying why are you just not saying we're not already real wrong?

[01:38:55] Yeah, why are you fucking you saying stable Ron Ronaldo for I mean

[01:38:59] I'm just stable Ronaldo got me. I feel like that's fine. It's why you lost that state partnership

[01:39:04] No, I got that bitch for nothing. I mean I knew you lost and still had your stream

[01:39:13] You know here was here the next day. You had to steal a stream. It was fun. You lost. Okay, but yeah

[01:39:19] Stay from they got me though. Stay far. Look out for me

[01:39:23] Next time I'll do all I can take to win. Yeah, you won't have to tell me to do a stream

[01:39:28] I want you to say and I just had state farmers everywhere

[01:39:30] Yeah, I ain't there.

[01:39:32] Yeah, I ain't.

[01:39:33] And thank you State Farm for letting me in the arena to even apply for Streamer University.

[01:39:36] You are.

[01:39:37] State Farm is the worst nightmare.

[01:39:38] Why?

[01:39:39] I have State Farm right now.

[01:39:41] I do too.

[01:39:42] Show them this.

[01:39:43] What's up with you?

[01:39:44] What's up with you?

[01:39:45] What's up with you?

[01:39:46] I don't have a memorized dub.

[01:39:47] Shall we?

[01:39:48] Let's get a whip.

[01:39:49] You sure you can drive with that big ass pizza?

[01:39:54] Drive?

[01:39:55] What?

[01:39:56] You can drive?

[01:39:57] What?

[01:39:58] Drive?

[01:39:59] Just ask me if I drive with this big what?

[01:40:01] Pizza.

[01:40:05] I said.

[01:40:06] Hey, where are we going?

[01:40:08] We're going to near Sardinia, I'll route you.

[01:40:10] Bro, 26,000 miles, bro.

[01:40:13] This car worth 5,000.

[01:40:14] Watch your fucking miles, not 26,000.

[01:40:16] Still, why are you lying?

[01:40:18] 26,000 miles, bro.

[01:40:19] I know, that should do say 26,000 miles.

[01:40:22] Dude.

[01:40:23] My uh, but that's not a lot though.

[01:40:24] Cause my uh, my uh,

[01:40:26] Damn, I'm a boss on this bitch.

[01:40:28] It's gonna be cheap. Oh look, watch this.

[01:40:30] Watch this, look.

[01:40:32] What? How the fuck do you know my password?

[01:40:34] What the fuck?

[01:40:36] I realize everything, bro.

[01:40:38] Yo, how do you know my password?

[01:40:40] Oh, God, you're weird as fuck.

[01:40:42] He's learning.

[01:40:44] Yeah.

[01:40:46] Bro, you need to have a kid, though, real shit, bro.

[01:40:48] I don't need to have a kid.

[01:40:50] Yes, you is, bro, because your life can end any day.

[01:40:52] That is... I mean, yeah, I feel like...

[01:40:54] I want somebody to continue your legacy.

[01:40:57] Listen, Anthony, let me tell you something.

[01:41:00] Ain't nobody gonna continue your legacy.

[01:41:01] No, it's for that life.

[01:41:02] When your son, have a son,

[01:41:05] they ain't gonna give a damn about me.

[01:41:07] Real shit, yes.

[01:41:08] Hey, yo, my grandfather's dead.

[01:41:11] Yo, great grandfather, right?

[01:41:13] No, his great, got his legs blown off

[01:41:15] in the beating the mom ward.

[01:41:17] Are you serious?

[01:41:18] And nobody cared.

[01:41:19] Did you donate your foot to him?

[01:41:21] Hell no.

[01:41:22] That's my great grandfather.

[01:41:23] Yo, great-grandfather got his foot blown off.

[01:41:25] In the Vietnamese world.

[01:41:26] Are you serious?

[01:41:27] I'm a fighter jet.

[01:41:28] Fuck you, and what was your great-grandfather out?

[01:41:31] Let me guess what you,

[01:41:32] that great-grandfather was doing.

[01:41:34] Jason, don't do it.

[01:41:35] Don't do it.

[01:41:36] Let me, let me, let me.

[01:41:36] Let me guess what your great-grandfather was doing.

[01:41:39] Jason, don't say it.

[01:41:40] Let's just go to another subject.

[01:41:42] I bet.

[01:41:43] Because what was,

[01:41:44] I bet.

[01:41:45] Because he was doing one thing,

[01:41:46] and you know what he was.

[01:41:47] I bet.

[01:41:49] Making the material.

[01:41:50] What does he got there?

[01:41:51] Pizza soup.

[01:41:51] Ha ha ha.

[01:41:52] Yeah.

[01:41:53] Yeah.

[01:41:54] Yeah.

[01:41:55] That's a candy.

[01:41:56] It smells.

[01:41:57] It's hard to open.

[01:41:58] Who's your favorite uncle?

[01:41:59] I only got one, man.

[01:42:00] You're right.

[01:42:01] Well, I really got two.

[01:42:02] Jesus Christ!

[01:42:03] Hey, cousin, look.

[01:42:04] You know the Capaholics, right?

[01:42:05] If you could click one member from the Capaholics right now, who's your kid?

[01:42:17] If you could click one member from the Cap-a-Hunges right now, who's your kid?

[01:42:22] My kid, Cal?

[01:42:23] Yeah.

[01:42:29] I can't really have an opinion on that, cause I don't really watch them.

[01:42:34] Alright, we're not a core.

[01:42:35] Nobody does.

[01:42:38] I can't even watch this anymore.

[01:42:40] Yeah!

[01:42:44] On a core, I would probably...

[01:42:46] I personally I will kick you bro. I don't never see you collab with me bro. Wait who?

[01:43:02] I don't see you do no collabs with you. You crazy? Me and Suki had a whole day yesterday.

[01:43:08] That was once in the moon. I was like damn what's going on?

[01:43:13] Bro, they, they hydro this shit.

[01:43:15] I thought it was February.

[01:43:17] I thought it was Black History Month.

[01:43:19] I was like, what the hell?

[01:43:21] Hey, how's it going?

[01:43:23] Yeah, shut up.

[01:43:25] It's Black History.

[01:43:27] Hey, what are you doing?

[01:43:29] I said, is it his birthday?

[01:43:30] What are you saying?

[01:43:33] Well, I see you on a collab, bro.

[01:43:35] Bro, this shit is not working, bro.

[01:43:37] This brought me in the middle of a road, a random ass road.

[01:43:41] The GPS is running into the target.

[01:43:43] it was not the Wi-Fi just ads just drive

[01:43:48] yeah but why you don't like y'all don't collab as much you know I mean but

[01:43:54] that's cool though bro y'all all popping

[01:43:58] you don't have a Hershey's shop in the shed? yeah

[01:44:02] hey would you breastfeed your baby?

[01:44:05] like when you have an infant would you breastfeed your baby? did you breastfeed whoop if I could if I was in his life

[01:44:11] What do you mean if you...

[01:44:13] You were just in your life?

[01:44:14] I just met this man.

[01:44:17] That's a typical black story. I met him like...

[01:44:19] How long you known that for?

[01:44:20] Like two weeks ago.

[01:44:21] Me? Yeah.

[01:44:24] My dad only stopped.

[01:44:26] My dad was never at home.

[01:44:28] He only started being at home once he got rid of that house.

[01:44:32] What the fuck?

[01:44:33] I promise.

[01:44:34] So who took care of you?

[01:44:36] No, I'm talking about...

[01:44:37] See...

[01:44:38] yeah see you know this this is my jokes is too advanced I don't know what the

[01:44:43] fuck this is a joke who took good

[01:44:50] dub dub a posse what is posse me

[01:44:56] yeah I just met this me hey let me say this chat let me say this let me give

[01:45:03] some advice right because they don't teach you this nobody teach you this when

[01:45:11] it comes to the Asian community black community we have a lot of things in

[01:45:14] common but one thing we all stick with is ramen noodles

[01:45:19] oh oh yeah I put kimchi in my ramen you don't know shit about kimchi boy listen

[01:45:28] I promise you this is what you do get some ramen noodles drink all the water

[01:45:31] I'll put kimchi in it, I'm telling you.

[01:45:34] You don't know, what is kimchi?

[01:45:35] What do you mean?

[01:45:36] I don't know, it's cabbage, onions.

[01:45:38] Yo, dumbass.

[01:45:39] Hey, bro.

[01:45:41] Yeah, you forgot to turn in.

[01:45:43] Oh, no, fake ass GPS.

[01:45:45] It literally told you to turn it on.

[01:45:47] Oh, no, let me stop, let me talk.

[01:45:48] I'm trying to put, hold on, wait, wait.

[01:45:50] I'm trying to, I'm trying to put it all on, everybody on.

[01:45:55] So basically, this is what you do.

[01:45:58] Is we not wearing a lot, oh yeah.

[01:46:00] I know, yeah.

[01:46:00] It's it's it's it's three things right about ramen noodles, okay?

[01:46:05] Get you a boiling of a thing that makes boiling water for you. That's the first thing you do

[01:46:12] Boil some water. It's got a kettle. Yeah board it do the kettle. Yeah boil some water

[01:46:16] Put the kettle do never make noodles inside the microwave

[01:46:20] This is what y'all gotta understand and I hate saying is I hate this word that I'm gonna say I

[01:46:26] Hate saying it and I hate the word

[01:46:28] I honestly believe that one of the leading cause of cancer was the microwave as you can see less cancer is coming out the more

[01:46:35] We're using air fries. I don't know. That's just my speculation

[01:46:39] How the fuck can I put something in a microwave the food be hot?

[01:46:43] But not but not my hand when I go and grab it. That don't make sense

[01:46:51] Listen listen to me so look anyways, right?

[01:46:58] I mean, yeah, it makes it hot. It is the opposite of a refrigerator because the refrigerator makes it cold.

[01:47:02] But the microwave turns off when you briefly grab the bowl, you know?

[01:47:07] So, how is it, how is it, so, I pit 30 seconds on a timer, right?

[01:47:12] The food's gonna be hot in 30 seconds. But I open it immediately as I hit zero.

[01:47:16] Why is it my hand hot?

[01:47:18] Your hand will be hot if you touch the bowl.

[01:47:22] Why is it the microwave? Anyways, let me keep going.

[01:47:25] You boil the water, right? Once the water is out of boil, 3 minutes and 30 seconds. No longer, no less, no quicker.

[01:47:32] 3 minutes and 30 seconds. Take the stuff out immediately. Drain all the water. Once you drain the water, don't instantly put the sauce in there.

[01:47:39] Wait until the water is drained. Get your Kenchi and hot sauce. Put it on there. Then put the seasoning sauce that comes with it.

[01:47:47] Do not put anything extra. You don't need no motherfucking salt. You don't need no lemon and pepper. You don't need none of that.

[01:47:53] That's how you make the best ramen noodles.

[01:47:55] ever. Believe me. How are you smarter than your dad?

[01:47:59] Uh, cause my dad don't really...

[01:48:03] My dad don't care to be smart to somebody until he leaves.

[01:48:07] Oh, so he's secretly smarter? I don't see that at all.

[01:48:11] He's like, openly... I won't say anything.

[01:48:15] He's like, openly stupid, but like...

[01:48:19] He's like, closed smart.

[01:48:23] Where you collect Pokemon?

[01:48:26] No, Jason.

[01:48:28] Don't do that.

[01:48:30] Where the fuck are you driving?

[01:48:32] I know where it's at now.

[01:48:34] We're going to circles right now.

[01:48:36] There ain't life a circle?

[01:48:38] What?

[01:48:40] See?

[01:48:42] Yeah, life is a circle.

[01:48:44] What are you talking about?

[01:48:47] Do you believe in karma?

[01:48:49] So what is karma?

[01:48:51] Exactly and what is that a circle? What happens? How do we get a year in earth? The world has to do what?

[01:49:04] Exactly what changes from how do we go from day to night a circle in the sky?

[01:49:10] I ain't gonna lie yo, you might be on par with Albert Einstein.

[01:49:15] That's what I'm saying bro.

[01:49:17] Holy shit.

[01:49:18] That's what I'm saying bro, people.

[01:49:20] That's what I'm saying chat.

[01:49:21] The whole life is a circle.

[01:49:22] You don't have an education done?

[01:49:24] No.

[01:49:25] I barely graduated bro, I don't.

[01:49:27] It's nothing nobody can teach me bro.

[01:49:29] I can only teach myself bro.

[01:49:30] You can teach me for a couple of times.

[01:49:32] No, no.

[01:49:33] What the fuck is this target at?

[01:49:40] Yo, we've been driving around and yo, you just activated the windshield wipers.

[01:49:51] Why didn't you pull up to the hit of time, bro?

[01:49:53] I didn't get hit by it.

[01:49:54] You right?

[01:49:55] I don't never go nowhere.

[01:49:56] I ain't hit by it, too.

[01:49:57] I ain't hit by it, bro.

[01:49:58] Oh, there we go.

[01:49:59] There's the big old target.

[01:50:00] You the winner?

[01:50:01] I would've won.

[01:50:02] made a solid have one agent producer he was fired bro yeah you know he checked

[01:50:07] me you know he checked me off-stream he was like bro I know you make a sauce

[01:50:12] and that's not the fuck I thought I was just playing bro. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't the most

[01:50:17] pressable person in this car. I think I think you could press I've seen you press people.

[01:50:28] People don't do anything, because they're a blue one.

[01:50:31] No, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[01:50:37] And when you get old, what do you think the first thing

[01:50:39] gonna stop working for you?

[01:50:40] Uh, me?

[01:50:41] Both of y'all.

[01:50:44] Um, Holly mom.

[01:50:46] I mean, God forbid, mom, mom, mom, we don't.

[01:50:49] Look, it is a kid in the, like, I'm really just testing

[01:50:52] your, your, like, you know what I'm saying?

[01:50:55] Your respect level.

[01:50:57] You talking about a god damn wiener?

[01:51:00] I should.

[01:51:01] It's because you...

[01:51:02] It's because you speak to Wu-Wap like he's a grown man so I just do the same thing!

[01:51:07] Why don't you talk about your Jason the Wiener?

[01:51:10] My bad, that's all I mean.

[01:51:11] Jason the Wiener?

[01:51:12] What do you think?

[01:51:13] His Wiener is called his...

[01:51:15] Wait, that's not what I meant!

[01:51:17] It was wordplay on his name!

[01:51:19] That's...

[01:51:19] Yeah, you know what the...

[01:51:21] You know what wordplay means?

[01:51:22] Yes?

[01:51:23] Oh...

[01:51:24] See?

[01:51:25] He's smart.

[01:51:26] Smartest ten-year-old I know.

[01:51:28] You should be proud of yourself, Doug.

[01:51:41] Alright, so who have you known why we're at Target right now?

[01:51:44] Uh, why?

[01:51:46] Hey, listen.

[01:51:50] Rules are...

[01:51:52] Okay.

[01:51:53] Why don't we take this little-ass car and we go do that shit?

[01:51:55] me a little car sit fitness a little ass car if you get if you get some

[01:52:00] stuff that's too much I don't know what you're gonna give me so let me just call

[01:52:04] it that's what I usually do let me tell you something all right listen I know

[01:52:09] the type of guy you are and I know that your father influence you to do a lot

[01:52:14] of dates we're a target because I want to get you whatever you want today but

[01:52:19] what whatever you want okay whatever you could carry I should say once we step

[01:52:25] in there we have how much time chat like ten minutes okay wait if I ask the

[01:52:32] working for something they take time to come 15 15

[01:52:39] all of them

[01:52:45] 711 pizza won't even look like regular pizza yeah picture yeah

[01:52:54] pull up the three pizzas and listen ten minutes whatever who I could carry

[01:53:00] are you doing that bro I always show love

[01:53:07] I'll take it for you.

[01:53:09] Thank you.

[01:53:10] Oh, you want a picture with whoop?

[01:53:12] Oh, we should have a picture.

[01:53:14] Oh, picture with him.

[01:53:16] Yo.

[01:53:17] Yeah.

[01:53:18] It's whoop.

[01:53:19] That's whoop dad.

[01:53:20] What, are you streaming right now?

[01:53:22] Yeah.

[01:53:23] Oh.

[01:53:24] Here, come here.

[01:53:25] Come here.

[01:53:26] Yeah.

[01:53:27] We're talking about right there.

[01:53:28] Here you go.

[01:53:29] That's great.

[01:53:30] That's the same phone, man.

[01:53:31] Yeah, nice phone, man.

[01:53:33] Oh, we have the same phone.

[01:53:35] Yeah, I'm getting money.

[01:53:36] Yeah, good money, man.

[01:53:37] Yeah.

[01:53:38] Have a good week.

[01:53:39] Have a great day, everything.

[01:53:40] Thank you.

[01:53:41] Hey, listen, what?

[01:53:42] When you step in, I'm putting a 10 minute timer.

[01:53:45] Ashley, should I do a basket or whatever you can carry?

[01:53:48] Because you got little arms right now.

[01:53:49] If we do a basket, it's wraps.

[01:53:52] Do a basket and it's wraps?

[01:53:53] Yo, Jason, can I have a picture?

[01:53:54] Yeah, I got you, bro.

[01:53:55] Bro, it's just a picture, bro.

[01:53:56] Like, I don't like to be asking you for it.

[01:53:57] I'm taking them.

[01:53:58] I'm taking them.

[01:53:59] Like, Jesus, it's just a picture.

[01:54:00] Hi, bro.

[01:54:01] Have a good one.

[01:54:02] Thank you.

[01:54:03] It's just a girl Jason a b c d what'd be actually for a picture a b cd

[01:54:16] I do not do that hurry up

[01:54:21] Huh, so I thought you should have this hat you should left your hat in the car. Hey, listen. Listen. Do not step in yet

[01:54:25] I don't take you can set it. I don't take off the curl

[01:54:30] Sorry

[01:54:33] hands. Let's do hands. Whatever you can carry with your hands, I'll buy. Alright.

[01:54:38] Hands is crazy. But the rules are? Hands is crazy. How is that crazy?

[01:54:43] Cause you got dinosaur hands. So he can carry a lot of things.

[01:54:47] Why you got two bags of hands? Yo, yo, so.

[01:54:49] And just for hands, if I were you. Hey bro, you going crazy. Whatever, whatever.

[01:54:52] Yo, if it's not your hands or not on your body, can't buy it. Cart, he's 10. I'm not

[01:54:57] doing cart. I'm not gonna get my wallet right now. I'll do basket. Little basket.

[01:55:03] That basket!

[01:55:04] That basket!

[01:55:05] Yeah, that basket.

[01:55:06] Yeah, that basket.

[01:55:07] Yeah, that basket.

[01:55:08] That basket.

[01:55:09] And Doug cannot help you.

[01:55:10] Okay?

[01:55:11] You're gonna carry it at it.

[01:55:12] I'm gonna put it ten minute timer.

[01:55:14] All right?

[01:55:15] And you cannot get...

[01:55:16] Uh, you have to get one of each.

[01:55:19] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:55:20] What?

[01:55:21] No.

[01:55:22] You cannot double up.

[01:55:23] What's that stuff?

[01:55:24] No, you can't, bro.

[01:55:25] And gift cards?

[01:55:26] What?

[01:55:27] Not doing gift cards.

[01:55:28] How the hell is you being picky?

[01:55:29] What you mean?

[01:55:30] I'm talking about you.

[01:55:31] Me?

[01:55:32] What are you, free stuff, bro?

[01:55:33] I was gonna tell you, what?

[01:55:35] Yo, he's talking about you.

[01:55:37] Damn, look!

[01:55:38] I ordered you to get food, but he's gonna be mine with you.

[01:55:41] What?

[01:55:44] All right.

[01:55:45] Oh, he said no gift cards.

[01:55:46] No gift cards.

[01:55:47] What about one gift card?

[01:55:49] Yeah, one gift card.

[01:55:49] All right, one gift card.

[01:55:50] Nah, I'm sad.

[01:55:52] Yeah, one gift card.

[01:55:53] All right.

[01:55:55] No.

[01:55:58] No.

[01:55:59] You're gonna die by it, Spencer.

[01:56:00] Don't be a dry flyer.

[01:56:01] That would be totally on the freezes.

[01:56:03] Oh, right.

[01:56:04] Another one of the freezes.

[01:56:06] Gotcha.

[01:56:07] All right, listen, I'm about to start a timer.

[01:56:08] When you walk in, I'm starting a timer.

[01:56:10] You got to get your basket, one of each item, all right?

[01:56:12] You can get one gift card.

[01:56:13] So you start the timer before I grab my ratchet.

[01:56:15] All right, when you grab your ratchet, all right?

[01:56:16] All right.

[01:56:17] All right, bro.

[01:56:20] Why aren't we in this country?

[01:56:22] I don't know.

[01:56:23] Okay.

[01:56:24] All right, listen.

[01:56:25] What do you think?

[01:56:26] You know what's here?

[01:56:27] Seven points.

[01:56:28] There you go.

[01:56:29] What if electronic?

[01:56:36] Electronic?

[01:56:39] I've got to spray it.

[01:56:45] Spray to the L.A.

[01:56:47] Spray to the L.A.

[01:56:48] Are you serious?

[01:56:53] Oh my god.

[01:57:27] you

[01:57:57] you

[01:58:27] you

[01:58:57] you

[01:59:27] you

[02:00:27] Ooh, little Arby's.

[02:00:29] Arby's.

[02:00:30] What?

[02:00:31] Well, Arby's new.

[02:00:36] Where is it?

[02:00:40] Wait, what's that talking about, we're sorry?

[02:00:42] Say, what's that talking about?

[02:00:44] Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:00:57] I don't have a phone.

[02:01:04] What?

[02:01:05] You.

[02:01:06] I don't need your mind cables, I just can't.

[02:01:10] Dude, hold on, wait.

[02:01:14] You do not need a phone.

[02:01:16] I think you're getting something else.

[02:01:18] Yeah.

[02:01:19] What, the iPad?

[02:01:20] Which one do you want, though?

[02:01:22] Dude, no, no, wait, wait.

[02:01:24] No, no, wait.

[02:01:25] I'm not positive that this really is that way it's a it's a iPad in my car

[02:01:55] Uh, can I just get this one, the big one?

[02:02:02] Come on, dude.

[02:02:03] No.

[02:02:04] Come on, go.

[02:02:05] Don't say another thing.

[02:02:06] I think that's the luggage if you want, bro.

[02:02:08] Yeah, dude.

[02:02:09] Come on, come on.

[02:02:10] Go sit somewhere else.

[02:02:11] I got this.

[02:02:12] You're fine.

[02:02:13] Come on, right.

[02:02:14] You don't give a fuck about you, dude.

[02:02:17] Catch you now.

[02:02:20] All right, guys.

[02:02:21] Is that it?

[02:02:22] Oh wait, wait, wait, yeah, just one more minute.

[02:02:31] Hey, listen, we get snacks and stuff.

[02:02:33] What?

[02:02:34] What's with the bubbles?

[02:02:36] Oh, you got food and rocks.

[02:02:40] You know what?

[02:02:41] I'm just gonna get some water on this one.

[02:02:43] Let's get it.

[02:02:45] Oh, man!

[02:02:49] 15 seconds.

[02:02:51] You got three.

[02:02:53] You got three.

[02:02:55] Yeah.

[02:02:57] Yeah.

[02:02:59] This is the most energy I've seen ever.

[02:03:03] Is it one of each brand or one of...

[02:03:06] No, no, no. You can go. Yeah, one of each toy, whatever.

[02:03:09] I'm going to put it back at the electronics for real.

[02:03:35] I'll give you that back, we don't want that.

[02:03:47] Yeah.

[02:03:48] Well, come on, you got three minutes.

[02:03:52] He said five minutes, three minutes on the timer and then two to check out.

[02:03:58] Where does he do that?

[02:04:01] No, no, no, no, hell no, no, you have one that's not even, no, put that, you put that

[02:04:28] All right, you trippin' on me.

[02:04:30] You don't have one of those?

[02:04:31] I do.

[02:04:32] So what is the point of this?

[02:04:33] It's an opportunity.

[02:04:34] For what?

[02:04:35] To get anything.

[02:04:37] You have everything.

[02:04:38] No, I don't.

[02:04:39] So you don't have one of those?

[02:04:40] I do.

[02:04:41] I want another one.

[02:04:41] No.

[02:04:42] Come on, go ahead.

[02:04:44] You guys have, like, cute, oh, it's right here.

[02:04:48] I remember the basket.

[02:04:55] Might as well.

[02:04:58] Hey, if he falls out the basket, you're done.

[02:05:01] Take that Lego out.

[02:05:05] There you go. There you go. You got a minute and a half.

[02:05:08] I gotta get everything that's over there in this.

[02:05:19] All the game collection.

[02:05:21] Checkers.

[02:05:22] Oh, you're done?

[02:05:24] You're done?

[02:05:25] Sure, yeah. I'm in the left, bro.

[02:05:27] Get your little life snacks bro.

[02:05:32] Alright, energy drink yourself.

[02:05:34] We better wrap.

[02:05:38] You don't even play Call of Duty, bro.

[02:05:43] Yeah, dude.

[02:05:45] Is this the movie?

[02:05:47] It's only one, though.

[02:05:50] You got 20 seconds, are you sure you want baby clothes or socks?

[02:06:13] Yeah, you didn't want socks or anything?

[02:06:16] You know what, uh, no, uh, would you call that?

[02:06:21] Come on, how long did I get here?

[02:06:23] Really?

[02:06:24] Five seconds.

[02:06:26] You good?

[02:06:28] Uh-huh.

[02:06:30] Jesus Christ, bro.

[02:06:33] Ah.

[02:06:35] I know exactly what you did, bro.

[02:06:38] I know exactly what you did.

[02:06:40] You did it.

[02:06:41] You've done it a little while ago, don't get sad.

[02:06:43] damn well before the stream started you know what when he does this segment

[02:06:47] rack up and we notice go straight to the electronic second section

[02:06:52] let me tell you this nigga has a Nintendo switch too he didn't even have any

[02:06:57] games it's just in the box

[02:07:00] can I have to transfer the SD card?

[02:07:03] you gotta be hearing so he doesn't even play the switch

[02:07:07] I saved you from that

[02:07:10] you didn't save him much

[02:07:12] that though do you even need that one this you don't I understand you don't

[02:07:19] need that you have one you have the two and three

[02:07:28] you sure you sure

[02:07:32] man I'll make it put all this back you have one of those do you not do it you

[02:07:38] I don't have one of these.

[02:07:39] I do.

[02:07:45] He lied.

[02:07:46] Why not?

[02:07:47] What he got of you?

[02:07:49] Oh, it's too late now.

[02:07:51] Too late now?

[02:07:52] I'm a man of my word, bro.

[02:07:54] Let me tell you, karma, right?

[02:07:57] What were we just talking about, karma?

[02:08:03] Look at that.

[02:08:03] This one's gonna be $35 million.

[02:08:06] Oh, holy shit.

[02:08:11] Can you believe that, son?

[02:08:12] I said you have 10 minutes to buy whatever you want

[02:08:14] in this basket.

[02:08:15] Can't go straight to an electronic site.

[02:08:17] You said you'll count that.

[02:08:18] You know what I'm saying?

[02:08:19] Huh?

[02:08:20] So you said I'll count that.

[02:08:22] Well, who cares?

[02:08:23] No, no, no, no, check.

[02:08:24] No, no, I'll count it, I'll count it.

[02:08:25] No, no, listen.

[02:08:26] But the MediQuest, let me tell you.

[02:08:28] Unless he gives the green light,

[02:08:29] and that's your father.

[02:08:30] No, let me tell you that.

[02:08:31] Okay.

[02:08:32] Me and Ron, we see Facebook and streamer university.

[02:08:34] Oh, no.

[02:08:35] I want to get you up on those and I'm like you going there to a fake commercial with me and Ron did it

[02:08:40] So fake Cora already did it me and Rod did the fake commercial was dreaming you and I got a little free

[02:08:45] So why so it's the same exact one

[02:08:48] Same as that one and he has the number two

[02:08:52] What number is that one sir?

[02:08:55] He has the three the more the most expensive one then the most expensive number two, so let's go

[02:09:05] I got a penis long

[02:09:07] Can't be mad at that

[02:09:10] ain't a iPad

[02:09:19] Honestly, I was expecting more really I was expecting more honestly. I'm not even mad at that bro

[02:09:25] Well for me for him, that's a pair of two pair of shoes

[02:09:33] Yeah

[02:09:35] I forgot about this

[02:09:41] Just give me four minutes

[02:09:49] He's gonna go straight even worse than we want

[02:09:57] Oh, it's not letting you register well, I'm new so I'm still learning all this

[02:10:01] No, I don't worry.

[02:10:03] If it doesn't worry, you can just leave it.

[02:10:04] All right.

[02:10:05] Yeah, it's not going to work though.

[02:10:07] Wait, no, I'm just playing.

[02:10:08] Wait, wait, actually it doesn't work?

[02:10:09] Yeah, the activation code isn't working.

[02:10:11] Oh, you got a rip.

[02:10:13] You got a rip, right?

[02:10:15] Plus, it's do not sell.

[02:10:16] Should I rip it?

[02:10:17] Cash stream?

[02:10:18] I just got another one.

[02:10:19] Should I rip it?

[02:10:20] Cash stream?

[02:10:22] Well, no, you're supposed to rip that, sir.

[02:10:23] Yeah, I know, right?

[02:10:25] Let's see that.

[02:10:28] Hey, I went through.

[02:10:29] Oh.

[02:10:30] Thank you, bro.

[02:10:31] Oh, wow.

[02:10:32] Five more time, man.

[02:10:33] 23, 64, now, it's an 8 cents.

[02:10:37] All right, let me know if my shit goes through or not.

[02:10:39] I'll see you later.

[02:10:43] Try to get a Nintendo Switch 2, it's crazy.

[02:10:47] Hey, you're talking well.

[02:10:47] Here you go.

[02:10:48] I want my son to do the same, you know what I'm saying?

[02:10:50] What?

[02:10:50] I could have resold it.

[02:10:51] I could have resold everything.

[02:10:53] You could have resold it?

[02:10:55] Who would have told you?

[02:10:57] Why?

[02:10:57] Just so you can teach him?

[02:10:58] No!

[02:10:58] I was like, who, who, who, who, who, wait, who took your

[02:11:03] recent, what site you would have sent out?

[02:11:06] Anywhere.

[02:11:11] Yo, you're smart, bro.

[02:11:15] I want my kid to do the same exact thing.

[02:11:17] See it?

[02:11:19] All right guys, you wanna carry the rest?

[02:11:21] Cause I don't have bags for these.

[02:11:22] Oh yeah.

[02:11:23] All right, guys, this is all you.

[02:11:26] Enjoy, man.

[02:11:27] I was like Christmas day

[02:11:32] All the bees fog

[02:11:39] Hey, you know you can give away the legos. I'm gonna be honest. Are you ever building that?

[02:11:48] Are you by the puppy legos you like puppies?

[02:11:51] Yeah

[02:11:52] Thanks

[02:11:54] I feel a different color in that.

[02:11:56] I'm not smacking you, bro.

[02:12:00] There's a different color in this tree.

[02:12:02] No, I mean, I got a cat that's sometimes on a rock.

[02:12:05] Hold on, hold on, I like this.

[02:12:24] you

[02:12:54] you

[02:13:24] you

[02:13:54] you

[02:14:24] you

[02:14:54] I

[02:15:07] Seriously, bro, I every stream I can see

[02:15:10] I wear these for my favorite favorite stream of the week and yeah, I wash them every week

[02:15:17] Sunday, why didn't so you didn't have them on Sunday?

[02:15:20] I did, but I watched him.

[02:15:23] Sunday just thought of a new week.

[02:15:25] And I know he wasn't still like me this week.

[02:15:30] You're really big.

[02:15:31] Last thing actually me.

[02:15:32] My last thing has no, I mean, I'm sure there's a meaning,

[02:15:35] but I don't know, it's just like, win.

[02:15:39] It's just like a Vietnamese last name.

[02:15:41] Win.

[02:15:42] Yeah, win.

[02:15:43] What is it, win?

[02:15:44] It's just my last name.

[02:15:45] I don't know, it's just Vietnamese.

[02:15:46] What's your name, just one.

[02:15:47] Win, yes, win.

[02:15:50] Hey, bro, I didn't hear the special words.

[02:15:55] Thank you.

[02:15:56] I got you, bro.

[02:15:57] Show her a check.

[02:15:59] I showed her a check, you?

[02:16:00] That there.

[02:16:01] Oh.

[02:16:02] There.

[02:16:03] Show some of me.

[02:16:06] Oh man.

[02:16:07] Banana planet of the day is what you do, y'all.

[02:16:09] It's been all his money for his birthday, man.

[02:16:11] Alright, God bless y'all.

[02:16:12] Everything put in a line, man.

[02:16:14] Thank you.

[02:16:15] God bless y'all.

[02:16:16] Take care.

[02:16:17] Hey, hey, hey.

[02:16:20] Take care.

[02:16:20] Support the key.

[02:16:21] It's not the niggas.

[02:16:25] Can I get you to remote that?

[02:16:27] Remote?

[02:16:29] Oh, you can drive a car with my key in the pocket.

[02:16:31] Huh?

[02:16:32] How do you know?

[02:16:33] Yeah.

[02:16:34] I only drove one day.

[02:16:36] If it doesn't fit in the car, we got to return it.

[02:16:38] Good boy.

[02:16:38] Don't get him.

[02:16:40] There you go.

[02:16:41] So we locked in now, we're up.

[02:16:48] You wanna buy what?

[02:16:53] Banana pudding?

[02:16:54] Stop.

[02:16:55] Let's go buy some banana pudding.

[02:16:57] Why?

[02:16:58] We can support a black owned business.

[02:17:00] How do you know you're black?

[02:17:02] Uh.

[02:17:03] See this is what I want my make right there.

[02:17:05] Can I get a photo?

[02:17:07] I got you.

[02:17:08] Look at his face.

[02:17:10] Sorry.

[02:17:11] How you good?

[02:17:14] Game, got it.

[02:17:15] Thank you.

[02:17:16] Hey, no, who wants?

[02:17:17] Huh?

[02:17:18] No, who wants?

[02:17:19] Oh yeah, can I take a photo too?

[02:17:20] Yeah.

[02:17:21] This is that right there, who wants that?

[02:17:22] Hi.

[02:17:23] How you doing?

[02:17:24] How you guys doing?

[02:17:25] Good.

[02:17:26] Yeah.

[02:17:27] That's good flick.

[02:17:28] I got it.

[02:17:29] You guys look so good.

[02:17:30] Did you watch Streaming University?

[02:17:31] Yeah, I did.

[02:17:32] He's still wearing the socks from that day.

[02:17:34] I can smell it.

[02:17:35] What the hell?

[02:17:36] Thank you.

[02:17:37] All right.

[02:17:38] Thank you

[02:17:51] Two spots you took up two spots. Listen, bro. What is wrong with you? Let me tell you something. No disrespect to any of these cars

[02:17:58] That's probably 30,000. That's probably 20. This one is probably 16. This is maybe three

[02:18:05] They probably gave it to him when he walked in and bought some Red Bull.

[02:18:09] So you have to respect the car.

[02:18:11] This is a Lambo, they were the twisty that basically took six spots.

[02:18:14] It's just what it is, you know what I'm saying?

[02:18:18] Think about it, when you're outside the club and you dress like this,

[02:18:21] your ass stand in line.

[02:18:22] I'm BDS Ice Dive Diamonds.

[02:18:25] They letting me in, you know what I mean?

[02:18:27] I'm gonna be honest, I don't fucking know how that correlates to you parking this.

[02:18:31] You don't want me to hit your shit?

[02:18:33] No, bro.

[02:18:33] Some people said I have a dance. What is it?

[02:18:37] Hey!

[02:18:41] That's your art, bro.

[02:18:42] You look like one of your type in.

[02:18:46] You got feces for the baby.

[02:18:47] What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

[02:18:48] It look like you got touched in one of them white bands.

[02:18:50] That's why people don't like white bands.

[02:18:51] What the fuck?

[02:18:52] You did a white thing.

[02:18:53] He's talking about it.

[02:18:54] Yo, who will I beat his ass?

[02:18:56] You do it!

[02:18:58] Yo, if I sat here and I slapped your father, what would you do?

[02:19:00] I'd say a father is crazy.

[02:19:02] What is wrong with the word father?

[02:19:04] Kiss it.

[02:19:05] Yeah.

[02:19:06] But yeah, I got you, bro.

[02:19:11] Pizza.

[02:19:13] Pizza.

[02:19:16] Good tail you go.

[02:19:17] Let's take that picture.

[02:19:18] Hey, give it up.

[02:19:19] Yeah.

[02:19:20] He didn't even make sure that picture was clear.

[02:19:23] Bro, you don't even...

[02:19:24] Bro.

[02:19:25] You liked it.

[02:19:26] You didn't even let him finish the picture.

[02:19:28] All he got was his phone.

[02:19:29] Damn, bro!

[02:19:30] Like, it disappeared.

[02:19:31] Like you literally walk look take a picture

[02:19:34] I just

[02:19:37] Take a picture

[02:19:40] Like with both of us. That's what you did click it

[02:19:45] I do I'm sure that she was good

[02:19:48] Bro, she was good. It's so fucking ugly bro. Wait, what?

[02:19:54] My head not even in this picture

[02:19:56] No, wait, wait, wait, let me get your father. This is no going to go to you. No you go to you mean bro

[02:20:01] You came to see me

[02:20:04] See me

[02:20:05] Yeah, but that's what somebody got wake up to see go. What is wrong with you?

[02:20:09] I really want to go a chocolate trampoline part. No, come on, bro

[02:20:13] Hey, you try to go trampoline part move up. I bet I bet

[02:20:18] Come on, but let's make dodge. Let's make some

[02:20:21] No, let me tell you what happened what the last time we went to the trampoline part

[02:20:25] They, we had to get, we had to leave.

[02:20:27] Why?

[02:20:28] I'm telling you, bro.

[02:20:29] Why?

[02:20:30] Why?

[02:20:32] Wait, the one close to here?

[02:20:34] Yeah, bro.

[02:20:35] That was the worst time I ever had.

[02:20:38] There's nothing to privacy, bro.

[02:20:42] That was gonna be good, true.

[02:20:43] All right.

[02:20:44] So now, we gotta, we gotta get something to eat first, man.

[02:20:46] All right, all right.

[02:20:47] Oh, you want food?

[02:20:48] What should we get?

[02:20:50] I'm gonna eat, whoa.

[02:20:52] Want some pizza?

[02:20:53] What's your favorite pizza spot?

[02:20:56] Uh, really, the best pizza I've probably ever had.

[02:21:01] Mm-hmm.

[02:21:06] Nobody's probably with actually Little Caesars.

[02:21:08] Little Caesars?

[02:21:09] Yes.

[02:21:10] Have you had anything else besides Little Caesars?

[02:21:12] Yes.

[02:21:14] So you want to go get Little Caesars?

[02:21:16] No, I'm sure.

[02:21:17] But the best pizza I've had was CPK.

[02:21:19] CPK? What is that?

[02:21:22] California keeps a kitchen.

[02:21:24] Oh, is that what you want?

[02:21:27] Best place, best piece of the meat is the Zorro.

[02:21:30] What do you put in the oven?

[02:21:31] Oh, it's probably a huge place.

[02:21:33] Come on, bro, let me know.

[02:21:35] Just, just, just grab a little, a little Caesar's.

[02:21:38] I mean, save some money else we can get

[02:21:39] some sliced pizza this maybe.

[02:21:41] Sure.

[02:21:42] Yeah.

[02:21:43] You don't like, you don't like little Caesar's?

[02:21:45] I do like little Caesar's.

[02:21:46] Should we head there?

[02:21:48] What's in there?

[02:21:49] It's up to you, this is your day, well, well.

[02:21:52] Uh, you want to go a little Caesars up? That's what the car takes this

[02:22:02] It's an iPad or you can play a little table. Oh, yeah, there's got a table in here

[02:22:08] Bro, I got see this is never fully open up a bag. Yes, bro

[02:22:13] No?

[02:22:13] I can't.

[02:22:14] I passed me.

[02:22:15] There's this one here.

[02:22:16] Yep.

[02:22:17] There you go.

[02:22:19] Ah, bro.

[02:22:20] What you draw just made me dizzy.

[02:22:22] That's your eyes, bro.

[02:22:24] That doesn't even make any sense at all.

[02:22:26] Zero sense.

[02:22:27] Your eyes are so little and they can't accumulate the uh,

[02:22:30] That makes zero fucking sense.

[02:22:32] That makes zero fucking sense.

[02:22:33] Huh?

[02:22:34] Huh?

[02:22:35] Huh?

[02:22:36] Huh?

[02:22:37] What the fuck?

[02:22:39] Oh, sorry.

[02:22:40] You taking half the screen dub for a yeah

[02:22:53] What do you plan on losing weight?

[02:22:59] Hey, hey, you learned about you learned it

[02:23:03] You know I'm going through a lot right now man, I'm syphilis and shit flaring up, I mean

[02:23:21] my sinuses.

[02:23:22] Isn't that an STD?

[02:23:23] My sinuses.

[02:23:24] Oh.

[02:23:25] Okay.

[02:23:26] Just going through a lot bro.

[02:23:29] Want that?

[02:23:30] You can have it all this shit.

[02:23:32] It's your toys. They're bracelets.

[02:23:34] Man, he ain't no motherfucking cherry, kid.

[02:23:37] I ain't got nowhere to put that shit.

[02:23:39] Come on, bro. You got a toy room?

[02:23:41] What?

[02:23:42] I have a room.

[02:23:44] Wait, you had a toy room grown up?

[02:23:47] Nah, but a lot of kids do.

[02:23:49] Where?

[02:23:51] A lot of kids in Calabasas.

[02:23:53] What's going on, man?

[02:23:55] Wait, how many kids' rooms you've been in?

[02:23:58] Oh, what are you talking about?

[02:24:00] How do you know that?

[02:24:02] I mean, I just, uh-huh.

[02:24:04] My niece, my niece got a total tongue.

[02:24:07] I thought she was an only child.

[02:24:09] I'm an only child, yes.

[02:24:11] But my niece, I count my cousins having kids as my niece.

[02:24:18] You ever seen a Vietnamese person on meth?

[02:24:21] No, no, no.

[02:24:23] My uncle loves to drink beer, though.

[02:24:25] What's that one thing called, it's like...

[02:24:28] Uh, hey, wait.

[02:24:30] Before you say it, is it a key in question?

[02:24:33] Yes.

[02:24:34] Oh, here.

[02:24:35] Go ahead.

[02:24:36] I'm gonna think of it.

[02:24:37] It's like a Vietnamese song.

[02:24:39] I don't know what it's called.

[02:24:40] Oh, banh mi?

[02:24:41] Yeah.

[02:24:42] Hey, you know what a banh mi is?

[02:24:45] Yeah, do you know what a banh mi is?

[02:24:47] Uh-huh.

[02:24:48] Fuff?

[02:24:49] You know what a banh mi is?

[02:24:51] When I got that shit on in a niggadoat?

[02:24:54] What the fuck is he talking about?

[02:24:57] What did you just say?

[02:24:58] I said, do you know what a banh mi is?

[02:25:00] Yes, nigga, when I got that shit on in a nigga don't.

[02:25:02] What do you think he said?

[02:25:03] I don't get, I don't understand what he said.

[02:25:05] You said, bomb banh mi.

[02:25:06] No.

[02:25:07] Oh, he said, banh mi.

[02:25:09] I said, banh mi, dub.

[02:25:10] Oh, if I get locked up and you pay the shit for me to get out.

[02:25:14] Bond me.

[02:25:15] Oh, he's talking, it's basically like a Vietnamese version of a song.

[02:25:20] Man listen y'all lost the war y'all lost the battle

[02:25:24] You just be saying shit.

[02:25:26] It's locked in.

[02:25:33] I'm gonna try to get the shit out of here.

[02:25:35] How the fuck?

[02:25:36] What do you know about a table on your new?

[02:25:38] Bro, I do fool you these rocking mums.

[02:25:40] I got us right.

[02:25:41] I'm out.

[02:25:42] How do you think we're gonna order?

[02:25:47] Hey, guess what we're trying to order?

[02:25:49] Just take my fucking joke!

[02:25:51] What do you think we're gonna order?

[02:25:52] Guess what we're trying to order?

[02:25:53] I ordered

[02:25:55] What did I do here?

[02:25:57] Get some of this shit out of order

[02:26:03] Shake it

[02:26:05] I want pizza

[02:26:09] Do you know we got explosives in Edward?

[02:26:11] I do not

[02:26:13] I said neither

[02:26:15] Neither

[02:26:19] You ordered it?

[02:26:51] What you mean?

[02:26:53] What you mean?

[02:26:55] Hey, a camera didn't exist.

[02:26:57] Yeah, but I'm just saying.

[02:26:59] I'm just saying.

[02:27:01] Yo, bro.

[02:27:03] Yo.

[02:27:05] Yo.

[02:27:07] I'm watching you, bro.

[02:27:09] She's the most bad, I see.

[02:27:11] What you about to do?

[02:27:13] She's the most bad.

[02:27:15] You okay?

[02:27:17] Are you okay?

[02:27:19] Are you okay?

[02:27:21] I'm not okay.

[02:27:25] I'm okay, Fred.

[02:27:27] Hey, you're not just a mic.

[02:27:31] That's not a mic.

[02:27:33] Yeah, it's just like a mic.

[02:27:35] It's like a mic.

[02:27:37] Right now, I'm not doing the house thing.

[02:27:41] I'm not doing the house thing.

[02:27:43] Okay, honestly, you got 90% of your father's penis.

[02:27:49] Stop trying to feed it on the ground.

[02:27:50] Okay, so it's a lot of blood,

[02:27:52] but it's not so many of the blood in your head.

[02:27:55] Oh, jeez.

[02:27:55] Look at that.

[02:27:56] Okay.

[02:27:57] It's a little bit of a mess,

[02:27:59] but we're gonna get that.

[02:28:00] Here, hold on.

[02:28:01] Let's get the slice to the stick.

[02:28:02] Try it out.

[02:28:03] Here.

[02:28:04] Hang on.

[02:28:05] Oh, I wanna try.

[02:28:08] Oh.

[02:28:08] Wait, how do you make it real?

[02:28:10] No.

[02:28:11] I'm just holding it to make sure it's on us, it's on us.

[02:28:16] We're going to order a walk out of here like that.

[02:28:20] Is that hard?

[02:28:22] What are you going to do?

[02:28:24] The classic pestle road.

[02:28:26] Look what we did.

[02:28:27] The classic.

[02:28:28] You know, crazy sauce all over.

[02:28:31] That's what we did.

[02:28:32] It was a little crazy.

[02:28:33] Okay, we're going to go up, bro.

[02:28:35] We're going to get it.

[02:28:36] Hey, you can drink sodas or not?

[02:28:38] Yes.

[02:28:39] And then we're going to get a pizza parade on the Italian G3 or Pembroke.

[02:28:46] So we have this mic in Italian G3.

[02:28:49] So the only difference is that it has a camera.

[02:28:52] We can't have a parade without a pre-past.

[02:28:55] We don't stop doing that.

[02:28:57] So we have to be similar in a pre-past.

[02:28:59] No, no.

[02:29:00] I'm just wondering.

[02:29:02] Come on, buddy.

[02:29:04] That's it.

[02:29:06] I'm running and I'm out of time.

[02:29:08] Yeah, these are tools.

[02:29:10] Yeah.

[02:29:12] I'm not the only one.

[02:29:14] Wait, what is extra most?

[02:29:16] What is that extra most?

[02:29:18] Is that the whole time that you're still at an age?

[02:29:20] That's a huge place.

[02:29:22] That's a huge place.

[02:29:24] You know the back?

[02:29:26] What's the group?

[02:29:28] Just the extra most.

[02:29:30] That's what you're talking about.

[02:29:32] Yeah.

[02:29:34] Sir, do you order yet?

[02:29:36] Here you go.

[02:29:38] In is going to get you, right?

[02:29:40] Pay for it?

[02:29:42] Hey, man.

[02:29:50] How much?

[02:29:52] Twenty-eight?

[02:29:54] Twenty-eight.

[02:29:56] Twenty-eight dollars.

[02:29:58] Twenty-eight dollars.

[02:30:04] We got some kids that are running up our money, ready to go, we can have a go to the party.

[02:30:10] Are they older?

[02:30:11] No, someone just came right up the window.

[02:30:13] Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to help you take my birthday.

[02:30:16] Can we go check those?

[02:30:17] I want to give you a good experience, girl.

[02:30:20] Last time I had a little seizure is when I asked one of my Mexican homies, uh, birthdays.

[02:30:24] It doesn't matter what race it was.

[02:30:26] I meant, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it was pretty good.

[02:30:29] They're taking it right now.

[02:30:31] You're gonna shake all this fun?

[02:30:33] No, I'll eat it.

[02:30:35] You need the best.

[02:30:37] I'm hungry, I gotta please, I gotta shake.

[02:30:39] What's up, yeah?

[02:30:41] Pizza.

[02:30:43] I ain't gonna ever go to a pizza place.

[02:30:45] I don't know if you need to ask me anything else.

[02:30:49] Twenty to thirty?

[02:30:53] We broke it.

[02:30:55] I'm waiting thirty minutes.

[02:30:57] Oh, she's getting the old pizza.

[02:30:59] pizza. No. I gave you the best little seeds experience. I don't want to take the best

[02:31:06] little seeds experience. So you want to go to another little seasoning store? No. We

[02:31:10] don't wait 30 minutes for no fucking seasoning. I bet. I'm going to blow this fucking place

[02:31:14] up, bro. How does it take 30 minutes to make a pizza? Why don't you have me underneath

[02:31:18] on some bags? I know this business. Yeah. So where we about to go, bro? I'm hungry. Who

[02:31:26] What's hungry you want that dog no?

[02:31:33] About to go this way

[02:31:36] That's why your fucking stomach be heard if you shit know I got there baby 30 minute

[02:31:51] Baby

[02:31:53] What?

[02:31:55] Yo, watch your fuckin' mouth!

[02:31:57] When you drop my whip!

[02:31:59] Yuh?

[02:32:00] Get in the head or something!

[02:32:01] Yuh!

[02:32:04] I'm knocking your head off!

[02:32:08] What are you talkin' about?

[02:32:09] Hey, you ever have pho?

[02:32:10] No.

[02:32:11] Yeah.

[02:32:12] You ever have pho?

[02:32:13] Yeah.

[02:32:14] You like pho?

[02:32:15] You like Vietnamese food or not?

[02:32:16] Uh, when I had pho, it wasn't really like...

[02:32:19] It wasn't that good.

[02:32:20] Cause I didn't get anything.

[02:32:22] You mean what?

[02:32:23] Damn.

[02:32:24] Fuck.

[02:32:27] Pee in the trill.

[02:32:29] Where we going?

[02:32:30] Huh?

[02:32:30] Where we going?

[02:32:31] Oh, we're going to drive.

[02:32:33] What the fuck you mean, you know what you're talking about?

[02:32:36] How the bitch no access is you on camera?

[02:32:38] No bitch, this a goddamn calendar.

[02:32:40] So fuck you mean that you've seen us walking here

[02:32:43] talking to this shit?

[02:32:44] You just say I was a PS while.

[02:32:46] It's a P file.

[02:32:48] What?

[02:32:49] So you can't really do this.

[02:32:50] Oh, shit.

[02:32:52] Oh, you made that joke up?

[02:32:54] The PS5 camera joke?

[02:32:56] Nah, I don't know. I still have shit.

[02:32:58] No, where are we going, Doug?

[02:33:00] Who loves Hungary?

[02:33:02] I'm good, bro.

[02:33:04] Do you know where we're driving?

[02:33:07] You didn't know me yet?

[02:33:10] Yes, your dad knows everything.

[02:33:13] You think like your superhero was...

[02:33:15] Who's that?

[02:33:17] For real?

[02:33:17] You did?

[02:33:18] Damn.

[02:33:19] Have you heard that?

[02:33:20] What?

[02:33:21] We'll say that you're his superhero

[02:33:24] Bro, we're in a make-back. No one is gonna hit us. I promise

[02:33:29] That was pretty fucking close

[02:33:32] We're like a couple

[02:33:36] Try to

[02:33:43] Fuck are you talking about bro? I'm talking about what I'm saying that we is a I mean soup what the hell is wrong with you, bro

[02:33:51] I was talking about who I'm saying that I was a superhero. I said we're a couple like a

[02:33:59] Batman and Robin. I thought she was talking about we're a couple.

[02:34:03] Maybe you are not my type.

[02:34:05] That's not me. That's not me.

[02:34:09] Huh?

[02:34:10] My bad. My bad. What? Sorry I didn't hear that.

[02:34:15] I'm here. I'm sure you hear some crazy things though.

[02:34:18] well I what's your opinion on everything as a kid like you know all these

[02:34:22] words around you like you feel more grown more mature I think if it's more

[02:34:29] frequent then like it stops giving like surprise so you know you know you're

[02:34:36] I'm not surprised.

[02:34:39] Yes! What are you talking about?

[02:34:42] I bet.

[02:34:45] Are you allergic to anything?

[02:34:47] No. I got no allergies.

[02:34:51] What the fuck is this bitch doing?

[02:34:56] You big cheek bitch!

[02:34:58] What's wrong with you?

[02:35:00] Yo! Yo! Gapperized!

[02:35:03] I

[02:35:05] Said basically dust

[02:35:08] Yeah, oh, yeah, you leave a gap between us

[02:35:13] You know a GTA 6 come on you go driving between the lines they stop and stop lights

[02:35:19] Soon as I see a no GTA running them over

[02:35:24] What is wrong with you

[02:35:26] Hey, what is the precaution getting pulled over?

[02:35:33] If you're lucky they didn't put you in your chair and they put me on bro.

[02:35:36] I would have fucking blow you up three times over.

[02:35:42] So you would have blew the black stream around trying to make it happen.

[02:35:46] You should be the same.

[02:35:48] Why do you keep looking at me?

[02:35:50] I can't.

[02:35:51] Damn, yo I just got you a PS5.

[02:35:53] I can't even look at you.

[02:35:54] That's why tricking ain't good, y'all.

[02:35:57] Yeah, bro.

[02:35:58] If you would trick them me, y'all would still be happy.

[02:36:01] Y'all would have been on his lap.

[02:36:02] Yo!

[02:36:04] For real?

[02:36:08] My bad. Won't look at you, bud.

[02:36:10] Look at you, bro.

[02:36:11] Yeah, hear what he just said.

[02:36:12] What he said?

[02:36:13] He said, if you would have bought the stuff that you bought from me, for him, you would have been on your lap.

[02:36:18] Yeah.

[02:36:20] Like he should.

[02:36:22] don't don't say nothing never mind I'll tell you later

[02:36:29] evil mood dude now move on bro I messed with you man

[02:36:33] hey let's next stream let's let's get 10 people right and oh my god I got a

[02:36:39] next stream we can do we both put in 5,000 each right all right which is

[02:36:44] nothing but 5,000 each it's a lot of money and what we do is is that we bring

[02:36:49] You bring 20 people and they all got to put their hand on a car last one to leave take so mr.. Beast

[02:36:55] No, Jason

[02:36:58] Jason with mr. Beast would have been north Dakota last person stuff doesn't work the code so you want to so who's buying the car though?

[02:37:06] You're fucking idiot dude. I just said five thousand each five thousand dollars for a car each

[02:37:13] We get a civic yeah at that point. We're just take this take the civic

[02:37:17] Huh take it take your city. I have to what the fuck waste of time bro, bro

[02:37:23] Yo autism is literally flaring up. That's a waste of time, bro

[02:37:28] You don't think somebody want a Nissan Ultima

[02:37:32] Civic for free last to leave. I mean

[02:37:38] You want you want the Nissan Ultima

[02:37:41] How about we play a hundred can't get a super car, okay?

[02:37:44] Let me let me let me let me explain what I said again because I don't think you heard me

[02:37:47] I thought y'all eyes were small. It's your motherfucking brain to your ears

[02:37:53] Me and you bring 20 10 to 20 people in a warehouse and we get we spend $5,000 each to get a car

[02:38:01] Oh five thousand times ten. That's fifty thousand. That's a that's a that's a cyber truck

[02:38:09] Is this how people think when they talk to me is that how I sound sometimes

[02:38:12] What the fuck are you talking about Jason? Can you explain here what I said?

[02:38:16] Yeah, please.

[02:38:17] Okay, listen here.

[02:38:18] Okay.

[02:38:19] Both of you are striving $5,000 for a car.

[02:38:23] Yeah, that's $10,000.

[02:38:24] Yeah.

[02:38:25] And y'all have about 15 people coming to a warehouse and have the hand on the car.

[02:38:32] Okay.

[02:38:33] And whoever leaves last, keep the car. And if anybody leaves, if anybody even take the

[02:38:38] hand off the car for a minute or a second, they out.

[02:38:41] Oh, I thought you were talking about me and Doug put our hands on the car at home.

[02:38:46] Oh, I see why you didn't matter.

[02:38:50] God, bro, why would this piece of shit try to get in front of me?

[02:38:55] Anyway, yeah, let's do that, bro.

[02:38:58] I bet I'm done.

[02:38:58] Oh, we could do 750.

[02:39:01] I mean, wait.

[02:39:02] Well, we gotta get 100 people in there.

[02:39:06] I'm with it.

[02:39:08] All right.

[02:39:08] But we can do it.

[02:39:10] We can't put up a civic. We gotta put up a we gotta put up

[02:39:16] See no my fans would be like oh that's cool. Yo fans gonna be like bro you did all the $10,000

[02:39:24] You make 300 bucks. Yeah. Yeah much. I would be like yo, that's it. That's a much. I don't be like thank the joke

[02:39:30] Thank the Lord

[02:39:36] Tesla

[02:39:38] I'm down. I'm down to do that. We can host it

[02:39:43] We do miss us. I miss the beach to like torture them until I think we quit

[02:39:50] You know checks are we gonna do a police officer to come in there check see if they got warrants everybody got a sign of waiver

[02:39:56] My shirt and we gotta get a da's going. No, why they dress this pizza y'all let me know

[02:40:02] Yes, cuz we better eat no Caesars

[02:40:05] We better get a good mukbang in

[02:40:08] I thought it was movement.

[02:40:10] I can't lie, that's a golden idea, Doug.

[02:40:13] You're a genius.

[02:40:15] I wonder you're going crazy right now, bro.

[02:40:18] You know, when I first met you,

[02:40:22] I really didn't expect,

[02:40:23] I really didn't expect much out of you, man.

[02:40:25] What's the title of this stream?

[02:40:27] The title of the stream is...

[02:40:32] The title of the stream?

[02:40:35] Woo-wop, ex-woo-wop dad, ex-Jason.

[02:40:38] Yo Lambo, thank you for the fog, get thick.

[02:40:42] Appreciate you big dog.

[02:40:44] What's the title of your street?

[02:40:46] What meets his first Asian?

[02:40:48] Yeah, I've seen that on Twitter.

[02:40:50] Isn't that first Asian?

[02:40:52] Vietnamese probably.

[02:40:54] That's far.

[02:40:56] Our gardener bit Vietnamese.

[02:40:58] Really?

[02:41:00] That's good titles.

[02:41:02] What's that?

[02:41:04] Yeah bro, I've seen that shit too.

[02:41:06] That's some slob, bro

[02:41:09] What you said this is ass

[02:41:13] Wait, this is slow I'm saying a slot bro stop putting stuff in the chat GPT and say yeah

[02:41:20] It's good. Just go ahead. Like just use the regular photo of us

[02:41:25] Everybody's doing like no make any sense

[02:41:29] I put Dragon Balls anything. Oh, bro

[02:41:36] I don't know what's in the mirror.

[02:41:48] What?

[02:41:49] I don't know.

[02:41:50] What?

[02:41:51] Come on.

[02:41:52] I don't know what's in the mirror.

[02:41:57] Why are you cutting it off?

[02:42:02] Why are you cutting it off?

[02:42:05] Why did you?

[02:42:06] Why did you? I thought that was me. I thought I accidentally did that.

[02:42:09] Why did you do that?

[02:42:11] That was you?

[02:42:12] That was me, yeah. I was about to see you.

[02:42:15] Alright, alright. Let me know if you mess with this.

[02:42:24] I know what you did last summer.

[02:42:26] Why the fuck is Niggas still thinking about last summer?

[02:42:29] It's a song, bro.

[02:42:35] That's not human to listen to what he's saying, he's just going to be about to beat the soul

[02:42:46] and fuck your head.

[02:42:47] You said it's bull?

[02:42:48] You said it's cool?

[02:42:50] Yeah

[02:42:51] I like it

[02:42:52] I like it

[02:42:53] I like it

[02:42:54] I like it

[02:42:55] I like it

[02:42:56] I like it

[02:43:12] That's a classic

[02:43:18] This night, I lost control

[02:43:21] Care for the truth

[02:43:23] I ain't gonna lie bro, this song remind me of some shit

[02:43:26] Man, what's up with little Caesar's dog?

[02:43:29] What?

[02:43:29] God damn!

[02:43:33] Jesus Christ!

[02:43:34] Oh, I'm telling you, we just got that bullshit pizza

[02:43:38] We just need a pizza

[02:43:40] What do you meant to say though?

[02:43:41] I don't like that song, bro

[02:43:43] You didn't get to hear it

[02:43:45] Yeah, but this is dating

[02:43:45] That's my song

[02:43:46] I know but bruh this is like I think what you did is the type of music you made it's not your fault, but yeah

[02:43:56] It's not even for the song

[02:43:58] This vibe for this one like fuck me

[02:44:02] She got 10 million plays on Spotify. No, you know, it's a good song

[02:44:06] But if I had you know how you do type songs and remind me of a bitch-ass

[02:44:12] I only want to say

[02:44:16] This is giving me a bad one.

[02:44:18] If I didn't see what that song was, I would have thought it was this one new song.

[02:44:23] Oh gosh.

[02:44:25] And you're a bitch.

[02:44:26] Yeah.

[02:44:27] You need to motherfuckin' die.

[02:44:29] I agree.

[02:44:30] Immediately.

[02:44:31] I agree.

[02:44:32] Stupid bitch.

[02:44:33] You know, I'll just put on a classic.

[02:44:37] Put on a classic for ya.

[02:44:39] I

[02:44:44] Why don't you a egg roll costume feature a pizza in Vietnamese? Yes, bro

[02:44:51] Yes

[02:44:53] You know Vietnam was calling us way back when by the French. That's why we got bunnies

[02:44:59] Y'all ain't got bbs diamonds down there Johnny Deng is Vietnamese

[02:45:03] Stop playing with us.

[02:45:04] You can move it to Houston.

[02:45:05] I ain't got BDS diamonds down there, bro.

[02:45:07] Bro, now everything's about diamonds.

[02:45:09] What is, what is, what does the French have to do with buddh?

[02:45:13] The French, they made baguettes.

[02:45:15] That's why buddh me is the baguette sandwich.

[02:45:18] See, you have to be interested.

[02:45:21] Your father's a bot.

[02:45:22] You don't want to learn shit.

[02:45:25] You just want to talk about BDS diamonds and food all day.

[02:45:28] Bro, do you have a chain?

[02:45:30] No, I have a chrome heart chain.

[02:45:32] shade that's it I mean I don't got VBS no I feel I look weird with VBS but I'm

[02:45:39] literally in them I'm literally finna get in the way I just thought about

[02:45:43] something I had a dude do me a grill and he said I'll it'd be done a week but I

[02:45:49] said some crazy shit just because I was on stream I hope you don't make that

[02:45:53] shit I ain't paying them $50,000 you know we should get matching grills anyways

[02:46:00] Bro, we should go, I got a piece that I'm, I'm, I'm one about a new chain, so we should go, uh, jewelry shopping.

[02:46:05] Ooh, I'm down, bro.

[02:46:07] Can I, can I, can I wear your jewelry?

[02:46:10] What the fuck are you talking about? I just said, let's go jewelry shop, why would you wear my jewelry?

[02:46:16] Because I'm not like a VVS type of guy, I like the clean, classy, subtle look, you know what I mean?

[02:46:21] Like, oh, he's got a nice watch on, or like, oh, he's got like a nice little chrome heart chain, like, I don't like the, like, it's not my body, you know what I mean?

[02:46:28] But once in a while, I'd like to wear your jeans or wear your grills

[02:46:32] For a stream or something like that one time I asked you

[02:46:38] I'll share soupy's grows all the time

[02:46:40] Are you playing grills here mom?

[02:46:43] Yeah.

[02:46:44] I'm not a griller.

[02:46:45] You're a good griller.

[02:46:46] I mean bruh, that's just something.

[02:46:47] I mean when you grow up you'll be a griller.

[02:46:50] I'm not, if I get a friend.

[02:46:52] Yeah well you grow up you'll understand.

[02:46:54] Hank.

[02:46:55] I'm never playing.

[02:46:56] Well you're 10 right now.

[02:46:58] There's so much to life you gotta learn.

[02:47:00] It is.

[02:47:01] I know you're a grown ass 10 year old but let me tell you something.

[02:47:06] There's so much more to life.

[02:47:07] I cannot see it.

[02:47:08] like open your eyes no like this right there open your eyes

[02:47:19] don't do a challenge that was a movie man I bet we can do it right now let's go

[02:47:25] behind a McDonald's so we go into another little Caesars no I'm solving

[02:47:31] I know it's a one-instinct pizza spot.

[02:47:33] Aye, bet.

[02:47:37] Hey, you can put the song on?

[02:47:41] Let me know if you know the song.

[02:47:49] You said T-Bubble Cat's good at a guy that's like...

[02:48:01] Are you with me?

[02:48:03] You're my friend with the roof gone

[02:48:05] I feel like I'm a new child

[02:48:07] I can never get a move on

[02:48:09] But you are, and I know

[02:48:13] You need to go so

[02:48:15] You need to go faster

[02:48:19] To be the last one

[02:48:21] So I see

[02:48:23] So I see

[02:48:25] You go with that beast

[02:48:27] I'm coming up on you quicker

[02:48:29] Yeah, song there!

[02:48:31] Your song, dad. I mean, Doug.

[02:48:33] I've been trying to sing, uh...

[02:48:37] I mean, Justin Bieber haven't acknowledged me yet, so I'm done with that.

[02:48:40] Are you serious?

[02:48:43] You guys eat my meat like I ate it.

[02:48:46] Sometimes you just gotta show love, bro.

[02:48:48] Hey, what's that one R. Kelly's on you saying word for word?

[02:48:53] We don't support R. Kelly. We're kids in the car.

[02:48:59] You were singing it word for word.

[02:49:01] Come on, move.

[02:49:05] Damn, this is such a cute stream.

[02:49:07] Got me missing my dad.

[02:49:11] Who's saying that?

[02:49:12] Silkie.

[02:49:13] I thought I was Silkie.

[02:49:17] Bro, Silkie get jealous of us.

[02:49:19] Huh?

[02:49:20] Silkie be getting jealous of us.

[02:49:22] What do you mean by silkie? I get jealous too.

[02:49:24] Yeah.

[02:49:25] Do y'all ever be thinking like do y'all ever wish y'all could neutralize Cragmaid?

[02:49:30] Oh, she the poison dart through his neck and just get rid of him?

[02:49:34] I mean, I don't really have those thoughts, but

[02:49:40] What about you if you could eliminate one person on earth right now, who's you eliminate?

[02:49:44] Doc Rivers.

[02:49:45] Doc Rivers?

[02:49:47] Why?

[02:49:48] I don't want to.

[02:49:49] Doc Rivers.

[02:49:51] uh

[02:49:55] What did dog rivers do to you guys rivers he's a used coach for the clippers right

[02:50:03] I mean, they're shit

[02:50:10] They're the weaker team though

[02:50:13] That's a two team for Ellen. I'll probably get LeBron out of here to dog for sure

[02:50:18] What?

[02:50:20] He passed the torch, boy.

[02:50:22] He's not really the oldest ever basketball player.

[02:50:26] Hey, who's the guy?

[02:50:28] Parker's running the bra.

[02:50:30] Or whoever you think.

[02:50:32] I literally have to say run.

[02:50:34] Yeah.

[02:50:36] Because Michael Jordan, who's going...

[02:50:38] Is Michael Jordan playing?

[02:50:40] No, he's not playing. He was playing against plumbers.

[02:50:42] What the hell?

[02:50:44] He was playing against people like Doug.

[02:50:46] Michael Jordan couldn't dunk on me. He probably could shoot on me, but he couldn't dunk. I don't think LeBron could dunk on me here.

[02:50:55] Michael Jordan, you would probably lock up Michael Jordan.

[02:50:57] No, I would lock up. I got a 95% chance of LeBron not dunking on me.

[02:51:02] LeBron would literally make you eat his balls.

[02:51:06] Whoa!

[02:51:08] Sorry. How's he like dunk on him?

[02:51:11] No shoot like him shooting on me mid-range layups

[02:51:16] Yeah, the dunking like if they get if I have to if I have to half court press LeBron to the rim

[02:51:22] He's not making a dump

[02:51:24] What a crazy girl.

[02:51:26] Bro, I was born with your new yin off.

[02:51:28] My way off?

[02:51:30] Just say it.

[02:51:32] Bro, my what?

[02:51:34] He's born with your new yin off.

[02:51:36] What does that even mean?

[02:51:38] Bro, I'm hungry.

[02:51:40] I think we're all hungry.

[02:51:42] We need a pizza.

[02:51:44] My new yin off?

[02:51:46] Yo, I want you to meet my father.

[02:51:48] Alright.

[02:51:50] When we sit down,

[02:51:52] All right?

[02:51:53] Well, when we sit down, I'm gonna have you meet my father.

[02:51:56] All right?

[02:51:57] Yeah, I bet.

[02:51:58] Well, he's kind of old, so it won't be...

[02:52:00] If you take him too long to reply,

[02:52:02] it's because he gotta register what you say in person.

[02:52:05] Yo, what?

[02:52:07] All right?

[02:52:08] Yeah.

[02:52:09] He's old.

[02:52:10] But he understands English, okay?

[02:52:13] I mean, a little bit.

[02:52:16] Just open with it, yo. Sin chow, sin chow. Go co-echo.

[02:52:23] You ever repeat after me?

[02:52:25] Sin chow.

[02:52:26] Sin chow.

[02:52:27] There you go. That's it.

[02:52:28] What did I put it?

[02:52:29] It means hello.

[02:52:30] Oh, yeah.

[02:52:31] That means don't forget to breathe, Betty.

[02:52:33] Breathe, father!

[02:52:35] Breathe!

[02:52:39] Where are we even going?

[02:52:40] I don't know. Where are you taking us, man?

[02:52:42] Bro, you know I hate people actually.

[02:52:44] You have no control with this cargo where it's stopped, reversed.

[02:52:49] Where are you taking us, man?

[02:52:50] To the best pizza place, man.

[02:52:52] Is it going to be like those scissors?

[02:52:55] No.

[02:52:56] His pizza spot.

[02:52:57] I was so hungry.

[02:52:59] What are you saying?

[02:53:02] Oh, my God, it's not a handful.

[02:53:05] No.

[02:53:06] No.

[02:53:10] We're good, bro.

[02:53:12] Oh, I'm hungry!

[02:53:22] We got Costco?

[02:53:25] What are we eating?

[02:53:27] What are we doing?

[02:53:35] So, so you, you got, you, you have a Costco membership?

[02:53:39] Oh my god, we got to get the hot dogs too

[02:53:47] Costco pizza's valid

[02:53:57] Damn this line is crazy for Costco like foods

[02:54:09] I got a P though I don't know how to I don't know how to navigate Costco

[02:54:30] I just don't have a costume shop. I go to Ash.

[02:54:40] Really? Yeah.

[02:54:41] God damn, how many wass?

[02:54:51] How much I'm getting for this cheap?

[02:55:05] I got a whole pizza, four drinks, and I'm gonna pop it in the fire.

[02:55:10] Oh, yeah.

[02:55:11] So we got Costco cookies too?

[02:55:14] Do you want a cookie?

[02:55:15] Ah, no, no.

[02:55:16] You want an ice cream or something?

[02:55:17] No, no, no.

[02:55:18] Yeah, I'll do it.

[02:55:21] We gotta try everything, bro. It's a mukbang.

[02:55:23] No, it's not, brother.

[02:55:24] It is.

[02:55:29] How are you making this?

[02:55:30] Ooh.

[02:55:31] We got a hot dog.

[02:55:33] What do you want to do?

[02:55:34] You want it in I got them shit though. We're not you bro. I'm not a boss

[02:55:40] Yeah, I don't have to act when I ask her son. We want

[02:55:45] I have it bro. We're good. Yo, this turtleneck is choking the frick out of me

[02:55:52] All right, but

[02:55:57] That's pretty good

[02:56:00] So where's the rest

[02:56:04] I'm bored of what we do.

[02:56:06] Always save money.

[02:56:08] OK, so, uh...

[02:56:10] One of us has to stay out here and wait.

[02:56:13] And then one of us will go to the bathroom.

[02:56:15] So I will go pee for you and then you wait right here.

[02:56:17] So you gotta go pee right now.

[02:56:19] No, no, I'm gonna go pee for you.

[02:56:21] You need to pee for me.

[02:56:23] What do you mean?

[02:56:24] You literally just say, I gotta pee.

[02:56:26] I gotta pee real quick.

[02:56:27] I don't think they're gonna let you in.

[02:56:29] Oh, what about you?

[02:56:31] I can't just use your card real quick.

[02:56:36] Come on, come on.

[02:56:38] Use your membership.

[02:56:40] I don't have it.

[02:56:42] Come on, man.

[02:56:45] How about me and you?

[02:56:47] Go to the restroom and we'll go out and hold it there.

[02:56:50] I got this.

[02:56:52] Come on, I'm pretty good at this.

[02:56:54] Come on, let's just wait.

[02:56:56] Oh, my God!

[02:57:03] Oh, my God!

[02:57:04] Wait, what are you doing?

[02:57:05] Oh, my God!

[02:57:06] This is like a favorite movie.

[02:57:07] Rolls-back model, you're saying.

[02:57:08] What the fuck, bro?

[02:57:10] Oh, my God!

[02:57:12] What the fuck?

[02:57:13] I had a camera down, so it was weird.

[02:57:17] What?

[02:57:18] It's like a movie.

[02:57:21] Oh, my God!

[02:57:22] Oh, my God!

[02:57:26] Oh, it's cheap. We're in a Costco.

[02:57:32] What Costco, guys?

[02:57:35] Do you know where I want to go, Cozum? Is it the Osmo Fort?

[02:57:39] No.

[02:57:40] I think it's only in China, though.

[02:57:42] They have it at the best spot.

[02:57:44] They don't. They gave them in there.

[02:57:47] You know, one of these days we should rest it, though.

[02:57:50] See who can come out on top.

[02:57:53] It's like that.

[02:57:54] Jesus!

[02:57:55] How are you doing, BG?

[02:57:56] What's up, man?

[02:57:57] What's up, man?

[02:57:58] How are you doing?

[02:57:59] What's up?

[02:58:00] Hey, thank you, man.

[02:58:01] What's up?

[02:58:02] I'm doing good.

[02:58:03] You think it's a cyber truck?

[02:58:04] You want a cyber truck?

[02:58:05] It's okay.

[02:58:06] It's a practical, good idea.

[02:58:07] It's a family car.

[02:58:08] Hey.

[02:58:09] You want to take a picture?

[02:58:10] Yes, please.

[02:58:11] What's on the phone, is this?

[02:58:12] It's a phone.

[02:58:13] Whoa!

[02:58:14] What's on the phone?

[02:58:15] It's a phone.

[02:58:16] It's a phone.

[02:58:17] It's a phone.

[02:58:18] It's a phone.

[02:58:19] It's a phone.

[02:58:20] It's a phone.

[02:58:21] It's a phone.

[02:58:22] I don't do all that do oh not yet

[02:58:26] I'd actually met you before

[02:58:28] Switch

[02:58:44] I'm not getting combo

[02:58:52] Um, because I just my life on the internet, bro.

[02:58:56] Straight to the hair growth accelerator.

[02:58:59] This gives you like a whole pack of those.

[02:59:01] This gives you like a couple packs of those.

[02:59:04] You think these work?

[02:59:06] You don't have any hair cut in like three months?

[02:59:08] Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to Turkey.

[02:59:11] This makes you go to the right doctor.

[02:59:14] Huh?

[02:59:15] She had the same doctor that was got.

[02:59:17] That was got.

[02:59:18] That's right.

[02:59:19] So what we gonna do? Why is he gonna do what we gotta do?

[02:59:22] He's not even gonna be able to come in here. I can walk out there.

[02:59:24] Oh, I gotta pee, yeah.

[02:59:25] Hey, where's Walnut?

[02:59:26] I love it. That's my dog.

[02:59:28] I'll be right back, bro.

[02:59:30] I'm gonna stand outside and wait.

[02:59:31] Alright, bud.

[02:59:33] Hey, what was that? You good?

[02:59:35] What?

[02:59:35] Alright.

[02:59:48] How you doing?

[02:59:49] I'm really in a fucking heifer on the costume as a 52 year old man

[03:00:01] I've realized like this I wonder in Compton if we using Compton right now how they feel about the cameras and shit

[03:00:07] But when you in like neighborhood like this, that don't really even be caring

[03:00:12] So whatever I'm inside that may be some shit. Maybe I got this camera as a mom or something

[03:00:19] Oh Chad, let me tell you, I said when I was at the airport one day, I said I blow this bitch up and nothing happened.

[03:00:25] That's a myth.

[03:00:29] I'm like, bro, they don't hurry up, I'm gonna blow this fuck up and shit and nothing happened.

[03:00:32] I ain't on a van list or nothing.

[03:00:35] So next time you in the airport, say you blow that bitch up.

[03:00:39] And you don't steal the airplane like nothing happened.

[03:00:42] It's recording when you do it too.

[03:01:22] How long ago was that?

[03:01:24] A few weeks ago.

[03:01:26] It's probably one of the last times I've shown you.

[03:01:30] That's a little more bad.

[03:01:32] Nah.

[03:01:34] Not sure enough.

[03:01:36] I want to save our money for the rest of the people, you know.

[03:01:39] Other people need to eat.

[03:01:42] Oh, when was that? Oh, that was the 8th.

[03:01:45] I'm not sure.

[03:01:47] It's not the 8th.

[03:01:49] Yeah.

[03:01:52] See how much you have?

[03:01:59] Yo!

[03:02:02] Oh, this man just had.

[03:02:04] Why'd you just stop laughing so fast?

[03:02:06] He's having his pizza.

[03:02:08] He mustered all of his pizza.

[03:02:11] Ewww.

[03:02:12] Hell with this shitclaw.

[03:02:14] What do you think of your pizza, Doug?

[03:02:18] I just use the cheese, the, you know, the Parmesan,

[03:02:23] little pepper shit, shit like that.

[03:02:25] Red silly flicks.

[03:02:26] You eat healthy, actually.

[03:02:27] Sometimes.

[03:02:28] All the time.

[03:02:29] Not all the time.

[03:02:30] See, he's just crazy, Chad.

[03:02:31] This is crazy.

[03:02:32] When I see a group of like, and there's no disrespect,

[03:02:35] there's a, I can say it.

[03:02:36] When I see a group of like, like, like, coming towards me,

[03:02:40] I'm like, I can take all those things.

[03:02:42] Right?

[03:02:42] When I see a group of like, it's scary, bro.

[03:02:45] What?

[03:02:46] He didn't scare you, bro.

[03:02:48] Why was somebody playing me out here?

[03:02:50] I can't believe it's an area in here.

[03:02:52] It's a nice ass area.

[03:02:53] When you see like a group of black people, I even get nervous.

[03:02:56] Yeah, what is it? What did we miss?

[03:02:59] He was telling me just a crazy show we had.

[03:03:03] I was like, I'm just...

[03:03:07] It's got a lot of interesting...

[03:03:09] He was telling me you got Rob and shit up.

[03:03:11] I bought four cups and then four meals that came with cups.

[03:03:17] So what so yeah, it cuts

[03:03:30] You should sit down

[03:03:36] Together though, no, we're gonna switch cameras. I need to come back to you come back to me

[03:03:43] You don't want to be next to me done

[03:03:47] They don't clean it.

[03:03:49] They got a napkin right?

[03:03:51] That's cool.

[03:03:53] Make that cool.

[03:03:55] I'm really good with VeeBoo up right now.

[03:03:57] I'm really good with Vee, Jason, VeeBoo.

[03:03:59] So you be playing sports?

[03:04:01] Uh, not really.

[03:04:03] I want to.

[03:04:05] I want to be on the basketball team.

[03:04:07] Hmm.

[03:04:09] I'm not really good with sports.

[03:04:11] I'm not really good with sports.

[03:04:13] I'm not really good with sports.

[03:04:15] So, what do you aspire to be when you grow up?

[03:04:20] What do you try to be?

[03:04:22] I want to be like my dad.

[03:04:24] Really?

[03:04:25] I'm actually cute, huh?

[03:04:27] Well, what about like, do mukbangs?

[03:04:29] Yeah.

[03:04:30] I want to be like, I just want to, I want to really do like, this kind of thing.

[03:04:34] Oh.

[03:04:35] Oh.

[03:04:36] I mean, I mean, so you want to like, lie?

[03:04:38] Yeah.

[03:04:39] Come on, huh?

[03:04:40] Basically, what he's doing is just what I want to be.

[03:04:43] So you want to do a little more base, okay? Okay, so we get this pizza. I need you to just do your best

[03:04:48] You know that impression

[03:04:51] Do that

[03:04:54] Food reviews

[03:05:00] Have you ever been told I'm proud of you son?

[03:05:04] Oh, yeah

[03:05:07] Terrorist that terrorist that I never heard that in my life

[03:05:13] You know, seeing you and Doug makes me want to have a kid.

[03:05:20] And my thing is, if you have a kid, well I've seen having them, having like a baby, two.

[03:05:31] Your kid being from really like, from when they're born to like, probably like three, four,

[03:05:39] it's gonna be a new one.

[03:05:41] Are you speaking from experience?

[03:05:43] Yes.

[03:05:45] And what you are doing as an annoying ass kid?

[03:05:48] No, like, the kids that are being around now, it's like so annoying.

[03:05:54] Yeah, how are kids nowadays? Like, what are they like?

[03:05:59] If you have a kid right now, if you have a kid, you'll have to be, you'll have to have a kid like right now.

[03:06:08] I guess I bet you guys don't have a problem with that

[03:06:15] When you go to school, your kids nowadays are like draw

[03:06:19] What do they do?

[03:06:20] They go online

[03:06:22] I see you the other day

[03:06:24] What a picture picture

[03:06:26] Oh yeah, I got you bro

[03:06:27] Thank you

[03:06:35] Appreciate it

[03:06:38] What was I saying? Oh yeah the other day I swear Doug Face-topped me and you were there and wait no no, Doug Face-topped me and you were around like a bunch of kids.

[03:06:52] Oh a party. Like a birthday party for kids?

[03:06:55] It was a baptism party.

[03:06:57] A baptism party?

[03:06:58] Like a party if somebody got that far.

[03:07:00] Oh okay that's fire. That's fire.

[03:07:03] You know about the birds of the bees?

[03:07:06] The birds and the bees?

[03:07:10] One day you're gonna get that song.

[03:07:12] I'm not the one to tell you.

[03:07:14] I'm surprised you don't know about that.

[03:07:16] You know a lot of things.

[03:07:20] Yo Chad, this is a grown ass man.

[03:07:22] You got a chair?

[03:07:24] I'll be seeing the way Doug talks to him.

[03:07:26] I'll just match it.

[03:07:28] Can I have a picture?

[03:07:32] Yeah, of course.

[03:07:36] Yeah, we sure are now, but I was like, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, man.

[03:07:40] Little bit tight.

[03:07:51] Nice, Devin.

[03:07:52] Thank you.

[03:07:53] Alright, bro, I love you and a mess, man.

[03:07:56] So, like, you would never, like, be friends with your kids.

[03:08:00] You alright?

[03:08:01] I was old out.

[03:08:02] So, do we, like, you're friends?

[03:08:03] Do you have a best friend right now?

[03:08:05] I think I'm probably not gonna really have like a best friend until I'm in like a minute

[03:08:16] because I don't want to actually do real school for probably like 7th grade.

[03:08:21] So you could be just excited?

[03:08:24] Huh?

[03:08:25] Yeah.

[03:08:26] And why is that?

[03:08:28] Uh, cause I think if I have a friend that's in school, I feel like they're just useless.

[03:08:38] So I think I would rather have like a, I think I would rather go like wait till I go to like actual school to start doing that.

[03:08:48] So you don't see a reason to have friends right now is basically what you're saying?

[03:08:52] Yes.

[03:08:53] There's no benefit in having friends.

[03:08:54] Yeah.

[03:08:55] I mean, I think having friends at your age is good. You know you get to play with them and stuff. Yeah, no

[03:09:03] So everybody's just peeing on you your age

[03:09:07] Like you look at them like they're not on my same like wait for

[03:09:20] That's all right, bro, that is tough

[03:09:25] Yeah, I mean, what do you learn right now?

[03:09:30] Um...

[03:09:35] I'm not really learning about certain things.

[03:09:38] Everything. You just learn about everything.

[03:09:41] So, Jaden Smith's just...

[03:09:45] Oh?

[03:09:46] Jaden Smith?

[03:09:47] No.

[03:09:48] I learn that.

[03:09:49] What's your favorite meme right now?

[03:09:52] I don't really have one, but I can think of one at the top of my head.

[03:09:59] He got this speed.

[03:10:01] Oh, me?

[03:10:02] Uh, probably one more.

[03:10:04] What is that?

[03:10:05] Is that an asteroid?

[03:10:06] I don't know how do you need it right now.

[03:10:08] It's glorious.

[03:10:09] Take the medkit speed.

[03:10:12] That's a blast.

[03:10:14] What?

[03:10:15] Speed.

[03:10:17] That's a classic.

[03:10:19] What?

[03:10:21] Okay, yeah, continue though.

[03:10:23] What did I just say?

[03:10:25] Whatever you mean.

[03:10:27] Pizza?

[03:10:29] Oh, no, no, no.

[03:10:31] Why are you guys just...

[03:10:33] Are you guys trying all the pizza now?

[03:10:35] Oh, yeah. You want a pie?

[03:10:37] Nah, nah, nah. We just eat a coffee or pizza.

[03:10:39] Ah, yeah, boss.

[03:10:41] Uh, I think me and my son will probably be on the sit-down.

[03:10:47] Which one is that?

[03:10:50] Hey, you get the 18 Pro Max.

[03:10:57] Wait, we're dying?

[03:11:01] Oh, oh, this one?

[03:11:04] Is that a real photo?

[03:11:06] No, that's the other thing.

[03:11:08] Oh, that is classy!

[03:11:11] This is uh...

[03:11:12] Oh my god, bruh.

[03:11:14] Did your father tell you to pose like that?

[03:11:17] I think, I don't remember.

[03:11:19] Holy gud, first time ever.

[03:11:22] Yup.

[03:11:25] How my boss?

[03:11:34] What?

[03:11:35] Hi.

[03:11:36] I got you brother. I'm gonna send Wu out to help but who's gonna see here?

[03:11:43] Bro can you show your whole face and why you gotta let us look up your nostrils?

[03:11:47] Yeah for real, you're chuffed and ugly and bald.

[03:11:55] Wu up or hold it down, I'm gonna come up and get a piece of weed.

[03:11:58] I

[03:12:03] Be right there

[03:12:10] Oh, the pizza's not even ready yet. All right, by the way, I don't know

[03:12:18] Here's a chapter

[03:12:22] All right, what's up chat

[03:12:28] What is a Gahimi?

[03:12:33] Agahai.

[03:12:34] The same guy.

[03:12:35] Oh.

[03:12:36] Why are you all saying Agahai?

[03:12:39] What?

[03:12:40] It's an emo.

[03:12:41] What is it?

[03:12:42] What language is it?

[03:12:43] No, it's an emo.

[03:12:44] It's a little like a emoji.

[03:12:45] Oh.

[03:12:46] Oh, that's why it looks so small?

[03:12:48] Yeah.

[03:12:49] Mmm.

[03:12:50] So small? Yeah.

[03:12:57] So how y'all doing, chat?

[03:13:07] Dead me on the robots.

[03:13:15] Can I show something I can do on?

[03:13:17] I honestly don't know why I have this on this low key choking. I want to take this off

[03:13:23] I this is little choking so bad

[03:13:36] Are they right there?

[03:13:38] Big slice pizza.

[03:13:46] They say put it on your finger.

[03:13:59] I think Jason is going to eat it.

[03:14:05] You want a hot dog or you want a pizza?

[03:14:37] was $3 and a 30. I'll spend $5 a lot save up to the car. I think like three

[03:14:44] months I saved up like enough to get a car because that's always equal. It's a good

[03:14:51] savory y'all. Spend $60 a year for a Costco thing and just eat that.

[03:14:56] Customers have everything.

[03:14:59] They don't have happiness.

[03:15:02] Or FX3s.

[03:15:05] Or TVUs.

[03:15:06] Or Ligas.

[03:15:08] Customers are everything you need to survive.

[03:15:11] That's yours.

[03:15:12] Oh, my bad, bro.

[03:15:15] That's right. Thank you.

[03:15:17] You want a hot dog?

[03:15:20] You want a hot dog?

[03:15:22] You want a pizza?

[03:15:23] You want a boat?

[03:15:24] I want everything.

[03:15:26] I want everything and anything.

[03:15:28] Hey bro, this is cool.

[03:15:30] Hey bro, see I get in the middle so we're all in one frame.

[03:15:34] How could you be in the middle?

[03:15:36] I just squeeze in there.

[03:15:38] Is there room or not?

[03:15:40] It's not really real.

[03:15:42] You sure?

[03:15:44] My fuck knows.

[03:15:46] Are you sure?

[03:15:48] No, not the room bro.

[03:15:50] Oh, that's the same thing, this is the same thing, bro, we don't got the same thing.

[03:15:56] No, hurry.

[03:15:57] This is the same thing, bro.

[03:16:14] He's saying Jason knows it right here.

[03:16:16] Yeah.

[03:16:17] I think Jason's gonna sell it.

[03:16:19] Oh

[03:16:43] God you just put the ketchup in the mustard on the side you about to

[03:16:49] I don't have any plates.

[03:16:51] I'm just like a mouse.

[03:16:53] Good eats right here.

[03:16:55] Woo!

[03:16:57] Oh, this is good eats.

[03:16:59] I'm really a fan of these.

[03:17:01] Thank you, Doug.

[03:17:03] I'm really a fan of these.

[03:17:05] Thank you, Doug.

[03:17:07] I'm really a fan of these.

[03:17:09] Thank you, Doug.

[03:17:11] I'm really a fan of these.

[03:17:13] Thank you, Doug.

[03:17:15] Thank you, Doug.

[03:17:17] Hey, when your birthday is here?

[03:17:22] Huh?

[03:17:23] Yeah.

[03:17:24] Yeah, when your birthday is here.

[03:17:26] May 9th, bro.

[03:17:27] Oh, really?

[03:17:28] You had the same birthday, didn't you?

[03:17:29] Dump it.

[03:17:30] Ah, big thing.

[03:17:31] What?

[03:17:32] Yo, we should combine our birthdays together.

[03:17:35] I said when I'm 25, you're gonna be 35.

[03:17:38] You don't want to give me a big thing, you're gonna say that.

[03:17:41] What you mean?

[03:17:42] Huh?

[03:17:43] What's that mean?

[03:17:44] What happened? What was your birthday party like?

[03:17:47] Huh?

[03:17:48] What was your birthday party like?

[03:17:49] A lot of booty shakin'.

[03:17:50] A lot of pawns.

[03:17:52] Jason, can we meet Bertie?

[03:17:55] Uh-huh.

[03:17:56] I'm alerted.

[03:17:57] Catch.

[03:17:58] Huh?

[03:17:59] I'm alerted to catch.

[03:18:00] Yeah.

[03:18:01] Whoa.

[03:18:02] There's a big fish.

[03:18:03] I'm alerted.

[03:18:04] I'm alerted.

[03:18:05] I'm alerted to catch.

[03:18:06] Yeah.

[03:18:07] Whoa.

[03:18:08] There's a big fish.

[03:18:09] Catch! Huh?

[03:18:11] You're the leather of the cat.

[03:18:13] Yeah. Whoa, maybe we should do it.

[03:18:15] No problem.

[03:18:16] Alright y'all, today we're eating Costco pizza.

[03:18:18] For all this stuff we spent amissly,

[03:18:20] $16.

[03:18:22] You'll see the whole family for $16 in Costco.

[03:18:25] Well, and for $6

[03:18:28] in a warehouse,

[03:18:30] you can get some Air Force ones made.

[03:18:35] Wow.

[03:18:36] Tell uh labor law in your opinion, uh

[03:18:40] I'll stop

[03:18:43] What are you problem? What's your country of origin?

[03:18:45] Oh, I was like, you know what your country of origin is United States. What?

[03:18:50] United States

[03:18:51] country or state? No, like

[03:18:53] Like me

[03:18:54] My great grandfather one of you now. What about your great-grandfather?

[03:18:59] I don't know. No, no, no mom. We know that

[03:19:01] I

[03:19:03] Know that my mom's a lot into the essentially calm over the same

[03:19:09] When I was on the paper

[03:19:17] Well, let me ask you this is this is future shit

[03:19:21] If you take an answer if you take a hand, I would fuck you just call it test. What would it say?

[03:19:28] It said ninety-four cents.

[03:19:32] The reason why you're taking it is to know what it's gonna say.

[03:19:35] So how the fuck are you taking it?

[03:19:36] I ain't gonna know what it's gonna say.

[03:19:38] I mean, I didn't need it.

[03:19:41] A test to know that I'm reading these.

[03:19:43] How do you know you're getting money if you ain't got no BDS dine?

[03:19:47] What the fuck are you talking about?

[03:19:50] I don't have any money.

[03:19:54] Do you have most of BDS dine?

[03:19:56] Hey, come talk to me, who's up?

[03:20:00] You don't need change, you don't need watches,

[03:20:03] you don't need none of that.

[03:20:04] For people who know that you're getting money.

[03:20:06] You can use those shit.

[03:20:07] Like that little Apple Watch, you're getting money.

[03:20:11] Who's Apple Watch?

[03:20:12] Me?

[03:20:13] Anything you see with whoop, that shows you I got money.

[03:20:18] So, you ain't got shit.

[03:20:19] So all the money whoop, date,

[03:20:22] like, like, not for you?

[03:20:23] Any allowance from Tugua?

[03:20:27] Did you get allowance?

[03:20:30] They're eating. They're cannibals.

[03:20:33] They're like chicken and chicken.

[03:20:36] What the fuck are you using?

[03:20:43] I said does Tugua get a percentage of your like

[03:20:47] for that crumble cookie video to Minecraft?

[03:20:49] Does Tugua get any percentage of that?

[03:20:51] No

[03:21:01] You fucking cusses and nephews get money get allowance for making the air forces. No

[03:21:11] About what you was your cousin

[03:21:13] I don't want to do that for a good while, bro.

[03:21:18] This pizza is amazing, bro.

[03:21:20] This is it.

[03:21:21] Good ass pizza.

[03:21:22] This is it.

[03:21:23] It's perfect.

[03:21:24] All right.

[03:21:25] I mean, why do you have to do a class, bro?

[03:21:31] Class.

[03:21:32] What do you mean?

[03:21:33] Not missing angels at all while eating.

[03:21:36] That's it, man.

[03:21:38] I'm going to string them between the strings for three hours and 30 minutes.

[03:21:42] Okay. Quite specific. These people give us some food.

[03:21:46] Are you calling YB?

[03:21:48] Whoa.

[03:21:49] That's a nickname? You give a nickname to my cameraman?

[03:21:52] Yeah.

[03:21:53] YB.

[03:21:54] I bet, will.

[03:21:56] No.

[03:21:57] Oh, wow.

[03:21:58] Wow.

[03:21:59] That's a bet.

[03:22:00] Alright, keep going.

[03:22:03] Cos I like...

[03:22:04] So this is what's gonna happen.

[03:22:05] I'm gonna be at the club one day, right?

[03:22:07] I do this with Johnny, too.

[03:22:08] I used to call Johnny John Dolly, right?

[03:22:11] I'm gonna see him at the club one day, right?

[03:22:13] He gonna be with someone.

[03:22:14] Yeah.

[03:22:15] I'm gonna be like, what about YB?

[03:22:16] I mean, she's gonna be like, wait, why does he call you that?

[03:22:18] And then it's gonna be us with all the BDS chains on looking.

[03:22:20] I'm like, oh, that's my man.

[03:22:22] I'm not gonna look even better, because like, he got two names, right?

[03:22:25] Then when he get caught, let's say he get caught cheating.

[03:22:28] He's gonna be like, he said YB, he didn't say YB.

[03:22:31] He always give him a second name so that doesn't have nothing to do with you.

[03:22:35] My man's on cheat, though.

[03:22:36] No, it's not about cheating.

[03:22:38] It's like, it makes him another person.

[03:22:40] First I don't know, but that's very valid, thank you very much.

[03:22:45] What's up man?

[03:22:46] It's man's dog.

[03:22:47] He's taking a trip, huh?

[03:22:48] Oh, we got caught up for that trip.

[03:22:49] We have to make a trip.

[03:22:50] Huh?

[03:22:51] As I'm saying, like look, I call Johnny, Young Boy, John Donk.

[03:22:52] I never call him the next.

[03:22:53] So you say you've got a cheater before?

[03:22:54] No, I just don't call people running names.

[03:22:55] So they call me Jason, huh?

[03:22:56] Call me Jason.

[03:22:57] Iron Boy, John Donk, I've never called him done this.

[03:23:01] So you say you've got a cheating report?

[03:23:03] No, I just don't call people running names.

[03:23:07] So they brought me dishes.

[03:23:08] Huh?

[03:23:08] They brought me dishes.

[03:23:11] Well, I don't get it.

[03:23:12] I don't get it.

[03:23:13] Why you want another man on your dick?

[03:23:16] What is it?

[03:23:18] I'm throwing it in.

[03:23:19] Get the kid in here.

[03:23:20] Right.

[03:23:27] If you were black, would you look like I?

[03:23:33] If you were black, would I want to look like I?

[03:23:35] Yeah.

[03:23:36] Um, you never really crossed my mind before, but probably not.

[03:23:40] I probably just wanted to be the black version of myself.

[03:23:43] If you were Asian, it was the first thing you would do.

[03:23:46] They got in my race make Malaysia another way because the the the biggest migration race

[03:24:00] that kids like like I changed I have four baby daddy's in nine months.

[03:24:06] You will have four baby daddy's in nine months.

[03:24:11] I said, will you be an agent girl?

[03:24:14] Yeah.

[03:24:15] I was talking about Agent Guy.

[03:24:17] Shit, shit, shit.

[03:24:18] I go to the pilot, piloting.

[03:24:25] I forgot, bro.

[03:24:27] What?

[03:24:27] I forgot, bro.

[03:24:28] I forgot, bro.

[03:24:29] I forgot, bro.

[03:24:34] I'm cutting the dog in half, oh my god, that's criminal.

[03:24:37] You're crazy.

[03:24:37] Why is he not two-fingered?

[03:24:40] You know how I feel, I just said,

[03:24:42] what the fuck is happening right now?

[03:25:13] I don't want to get the kids in the car.

[03:25:15] No.

[03:25:17] Why, you've eaten a hot dog almost, though.

[03:25:21] What?

[03:25:22] He just ate a screen.

[03:25:23] What?

[03:25:24] That means he can barely fight that hot dog.

[03:25:27] If you're eating, if somebody asks you to take a picture of you, I can't even help you.

[03:25:30] No.

[03:25:31] You can take a picture of me.

[03:25:32] I just can't.

[03:25:33] Why?

[03:25:34] I just can't take a picture of you.

[03:25:35] I'll be all right.

[03:25:36] I'm eating, though.

[03:25:37] That's fair.

[03:25:43] Why do Asians let a dance murder their mom?

[03:25:57] That's not true.

[03:25:58] I love my parents even though they come off my dad, he punished me more.

[03:26:07] For real?

[03:26:08] Yeah.

[03:26:09] You think he's as scared?

[03:26:10] I don't know, I think he didn't want me to be like a drug addict so he would always punch me for every little thing.

[03:26:22] Is that a nice picture?

[03:26:23] What?

[03:26:25] What's it?

[03:26:27] What the fuck?

[03:26:29] What's happening?

[03:26:30] What's that?

[03:26:31] Is that a nice picture?

[03:26:32] What's that?

[03:26:33] I thought you said a nice picture.

[03:26:34] What's that nice picture?

[03:26:35] Make sure you get the whole thing in the middle of it.

[03:26:40] Will you finish that dog or not?

[03:26:42] No.

[03:26:43] I got two more.

[03:26:44] Ooh, are you getting it?

[03:26:45] You kill the one or not?

[03:26:47] You got mustard, dude.

[03:26:48] You kill it, huh?

[03:26:49] No, he's got mustard.

[03:26:50] You sure?

[03:26:51] I don't mess with mustard.

[03:26:52] You don't mess with mustard?

[03:26:53] All right.

[03:26:54] I want all the dogs.

[03:26:56] You want some home?

[03:26:57] I want all the dogs.

[03:26:58] It's a kid over here, though.

[03:27:00] It's a kid over here, though.

[03:27:01] Okay.

[03:27:02] Rob, who's it going to eat tonight?

[03:27:04] I can't eat a hot dog?

[03:27:05] No, I'm just saying, I can't eat a hot dog.

[03:27:07] Do you want this hat?

[03:27:08] Yes.

[03:27:09] They may take the rat, but they're another pizza.

[03:27:15] Damn, man.

[03:27:16] What do you mean, damn?

[03:27:17] A hot dog has more calories than a piece of pizza, though.

[03:27:20] At least pizza got meat on it, bro.

[03:27:22] It needs to be in straight.

[03:27:24] Nothing.

[03:27:25] I've never done this before.

[03:27:27] I got a lot of ketchup on a hot dog.

[03:27:31] What?

[03:27:32] Grab it more than that.

[03:27:33] Yeah, what? Oh, so this is clean. I didn't bite it. I didn't lick it

[03:27:45] What you need a knife for

[03:27:51] I know

[03:27:53] All right, that's the first bite of the Costco hot dog.

[03:28:01] Let me know.

[03:28:02] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:28:05] Take it off.

[03:28:07] Four.

[03:28:08] Let you know what?

[03:28:10] I'm about to let you know what I say.

[03:28:15] No, you said, let me know.

[03:28:17] And the way you just did that right out.

[03:28:20] I can't eat with that.

[03:28:21] You told me to stop, but I didn't even get to taste it.

[03:28:26] So can you do the intro over there?

[03:28:28] Hey, I'm about to take a first bite out of a Costco hot dog.

[03:28:33] Let me know, y'all.

[03:28:34] Nick, I'll let you know what.

[03:28:35] Oh, stop!

[03:28:36] I'm trying to eat it!

[03:28:37] What do you need this to let you know?

[03:28:38] I'll let you know what.

[03:28:40] I don't know.

[03:28:41] Let me know if your reaction is good.

[03:28:43] I don't know.

[03:28:44] Let me eat the hot dog.

[03:28:47] Let me eat it.

[03:28:48] Oh my God, no, I'm tripping.

[03:28:49] For getting real stream to make it let you know it's room

[03:28:55] All right, let me know oh, let me ask you something. It's like

[03:29:00] Like what do you think about life right?

[03:29:04] Pretty happy pretty content. Just got a new car

[03:29:09] You know, I'm enjoying the streams great like Bob

[03:29:12] Offer the first time straight Bob, you know, we use always good Bob together. You know I'm saying

[03:29:19] Yeah, what about you?

[03:29:21] Hey, thanks, Jake.

[03:29:22] Hey, when Speeds commented that shit on your thing,

[03:29:24] it was like, set the fuck up.

[03:29:26] You know, we first, what was he talking about?

[03:29:27] No, no, he was honest, man.

[03:29:29] Yeah, it was like, rammed his head.

[03:29:30] He might have been talking to you, I don't know.

[03:29:35] So, like, you got any advice to give to youth?

[03:29:38] To the youth?

[03:29:39] Yeah.

[03:29:39] I like to woof the youth.

[03:29:41] Yeah, period.

[03:29:43] This is, um...

[03:29:44] You chase your dreams or die trying.

[03:29:49] That's the most default stuff I can give you, but another one to tell everybody.

[03:29:54] Don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself.

[03:29:56] How do you think Dub got here, bro?

[03:29:58] Right.

[03:29:59] How do you like your steak, though?

[03:30:01] My steak?

[03:30:02] Yeah.

[03:30:03] How do you eat your steak?

[03:30:06] I used to be like a medium well, is that what you have?

[03:30:11] medium rare. I'll meet you at Whale School. Yeah? Yeah. Like a good steak, you think you need

[03:30:17] butter or A1 sauce? Um, A1. A1. Sir, I use butter. Butter? Something about these old people coming up there. I don't know. I just keep

[03:30:59] Right, what do you think of better team bates?

[03:31:02] I thought he should have switched teams.

[03:31:03] My curse wasn't done for a minute ago.

[03:31:08] Nah, I think he fulfilled his career, for sure.

[03:31:11] He's the best.

[03:31:15] I got a Kobe top.

[03:31:16] Top 7.

[03:31:17] Top 7?

[03:31:19] Top 5, bro.

[03:31:21] Top 5.

[03:31:22] Top 5.

[03:31:23] Top 5.

[03:31:24] Which do you think he won?

[03:31:25] I don't know.

[03:31:26] Excuse me.

[03:31:27] Top 7.

[03:31:29] He's taking so long to eat, man.

[03:31:44] He's like, well, you can't be out here to just dance, I don't know.

[03:31:51] Well, he's waiting to take a picture.

[03:31:59] I got Max from the killing bro

[03:32:08] Covingbride is not tough it's tough

[03:32:12] Covingbride is a tough tale to be honest

[03:32:15] I got Steph Curry over Covingbride

[03:32:17] I got Steph Curry over Covingbride

[03:32:21] Yeah, I understand. We're coping right.

[03:32:28] So it's not a safe.

[03:32:35] See, everybody's saying I'm starting to crazy close.

[03:32:38] There you go.

[03:32:40] How long do you think?

[03:32:42] Yeah, but Kobe Bryant, it's cool.

[03:32:52] Stop, stop, stop.

[03:32:54] Oh my God, bro.

[03:32:56] Stop, stop.

[03:33:02] What's the shit they call it in the style of the M that people are doing on there?

[03:33:06] What's the card in the style of the M?

[03:33:08] I don't know.

[03:33:10] Is that what they're thinking to try to do in Vargas?

[03:33:14] I'mma beat the shit out of him.

[03:33:19] Kobe is not top three over who.

[03:33:23] Kobe wasn't better than Shaq, bro.

[03:33:29] He's choking.

[03:33:31] He's choking, help him.

[03:33:33] He's a pizza crust, bro.

[03:33:35] He's choking.

[03:33:36] He's a tournament.

[03:33:37] Bro, help him.

[03:33:38] He's choking.

[03:33:39] Huh?

[03:33:41] Help him!

[03:33:42] It's your time, bro.

[03:33:44] It's your time.

[03:33:45] No, it's your time, bro.

[03:33:46] Help Jason!

[03:33:47] No, it's your time.

[03:33:49] Just go ahead and die, bro.

[03:33:51] Help him!

[03:33:52] Get him in the back or something!

[03:33:54] It's your time.

[03:33:56] It's time to go.

[03:33:57] Help!

[03:33:58] Wait, this thing goes in.

[03:34:01] Wait, you really took it?

[03:34:04] Oh, shit, I'm feeling like I'm playing.

[03:34:08] I really would have loved to die.

[03:34:10] Oh, shit!

[03:34:13] I don't...

[03:34:14] Wait, why did y'all help me?

[03:34:16] Because you're in the way! I thought you were going to do something!

[03:34:20] Bro, I thought you were clip farming.

[03:34:22] Don't fuck this along with you, bro.

[03:34:24] I thought you were clip farming.

[03:34:26] You stinkin' really spit up!

[03:34:28] Why don't you help me?

[03:34:30] Yo, what the fuck does this mean?

[03:34:32] What does this mean?

[03:34:34] Oh, I fuck is wrong with you, man.

[03:34:39] The fuck you mean is my time, bro.

[03:34:41] You really wanna die, dude.

[03:34:43] Right.

[03:34:44] I just choked a hot dog.

[03:34:46] Stuck back in my throat.

[03:34:50] Damn, bro.

[03:34:52] I feel bad now.

[03:34:55] Fuck you mean is my time, bro.

[03:34:58] Let him die?

[03:34:59] So when you're homie choking on a hot dog,

[03:35:01] you just gonna let me die?

[03:35:33] I could have died any time I

[03:35:45] I bet it's called your day

[03:35:52] Oh, yeah, I'll come out that we'll pick up what I thought you

[03:35:56] What's that?

[03:35:58] Sinchao.

[03:36:00] Sinchao.

[03:36:02] Gokwekong.

[03:36:04] What?

[03:36:06] Waqwekong.

[03:36:08] Sinchao. Gokwekong.

[03:36:10] Sinchao. Waqwekong.

[03:36:12] Yes, remember that. That means, hello, how are you, okay?

[03:36:14] Keep going up.

[03:36:16] Sinchao. Waqwekong.

[03:36:18] Gokwekong.

[03:36:20] You know that?

[03:36:22] I think I might do it.

[03:36:24] I'll be honest with you.

[03:36:26] So, since you got quick on me.

[03:36:28] Since you got quick on me.

[03:36:30] Oh, you can grow up.

[03:36:32] You know.

[03:36:34] You're shitting.

[03:36:35] You're not under with me.

[03:36:36] Why that never hangs up, bro?

[03:36:40] Jesus, you must be on a call, like a poor call.

[03:36:42] I see the random black kid on his zip.

[03:36:46] My dad loves black people.

[03:36:54] Wait, what?

[03:36:55] Eh!

[03:36:56] You got it!

[03:36:57] Yeah!

[03:36:59] Ehh!

[03:37:01] Oh, oh, oh, he's face of it!

[03:37:03] I'm winning on him.

[03:37:04] Did you bring out the other one?

[03:37:05] Where is it again?

[03:37:06] Huh?

[03:37:06] Xin chào gó quay khôm.

[03:37:11] Xin chào gó quay khôm.

[03:37:18] Wait, what did he say?

[03:37:21] What did he say?

[03:37:24] Wait, let that...

[03:37:27] Talk to him, bro.

[03:37:29] What's up?

[03:37:32] Xin Chao, mom.

[03:37:34] Is it?

[03:37:35] He said hello. He said hello.

[03:37:36] Xin Chao.

[03:37:38] Xin Chao.

[03:37:42] Hello.

[03:37:43] My dad love bro.

[03:37:44] Look, I'm with my black friend.

[03:37:47] Ah, Xin Chao.

[03:37:50] Yeah.

[03:37:51] Xin Chao.

[03:37:52] See, he fucked with you, bro, he fucked with you, he fucked with you.

[03:37:55] What?

[03:37:56] Alright, man, I just want to say hi.

[03:38:01] I'm doing good.

[03:38:03] Get to the heart.

[03:38:04] What?

[03:38:09] Alright, man.

[03:38:11] Love you, man.

[03:38:15] I love you, man.

[03:38:16] Bro, I said get to the heart.

[03:38:17] What's that meat, bro?

[03:38:19] Come here, bro.

[03:38:22] Get in the hole.

[03:38:23] Get in the hole.

[03:38:24] Get in the hole.

[03:38:25] Get in the hole.

[03:38:26] Get in the hole.

[03:38:27] No, damn well.

[03:38:28] This shit don't go up here.

[03:38:34] Get in the hole.

[03:38:35] There's only two fathers in that hole.

[03:38:37] That's crazy, Bill.

[03:38:38] Your peers still don't connect.

[03:38:40] Where they should go?

[03:38:41] They're gonna cut it.

[03:38:43] You purposely cut it so there's a gap in between your mustache and your beard?

[03:38:50] No games, I have a ball of hay.

[03:38:54] You're the one that's up.

[03:38:55] Don't be talking, bro.

[03:38:57] That's my father.

[03:38:59] Are you free up after yourself?

[03:39:01] Yes.

[03:39:02] I didn't know we're done with the muckbang already.

[03:39:03] I didn't even get to try the sundae.

[03:39:04] You wouldn't eat all your slop.

[03:39:06] I didn't even get to eat.

[03:39:09] I'm talking to hot dog too.

[03:39:11] Come here.

[03:39:12] Don't shout.

[03:39:13] Come here, bro.

[03:39:15] I was trying to get to hot dog.

[03:39:17] It was good.

[03:39:18] I was the best hot dog after I had a hot pot.

[03:39:19] Oh no, I got your hat on my life.

[03:39:20] Shit, what was good?

[03:39:21] I was beautiful.

[03:39:22] No, I'm just relaxing while we're having a high school.

[03:39:24] Yeah, I'm a god.

[03:39:28] Don't you wish you had siblings?

[03:39:30] Uh, nah.

[03:39:32] Why?

[03:39:34] You found a brother and we're on.

[03:39:36] Yeah.

[03:39:37] If I had siblings, I would not be where I'm at today.

[03:39:40] Why do you think that?

[03:39:40] I'd probably be at school.

[03:39:42] What's wrong with being at school?

[03:39:44] Because another one would be at school,

[03:39:46] but I'm going to be where I'm at.

[03:40:18] Do you want me to do this for you?

[03:40:20] Just a tackle kick.

[03:40:22] Okay bro.

[03:40:34] Good.

[03:40:36] Good.

[03:40:40] Good muscle.

[03:40:42] Eight on the bike.

[03:40:44] Eight on the bike.

[03:40:46] Oh, yeah, left jab, left jab, right hook, right hook, go hook, go hook, okay, jab, jab,

[03:41:03] jab, cross, cross, cross, okay, aye aye aye, you're done.

[03:41:09] I got some power behind that.

[03:41:16] What is your dad doing?

[03:41:19] What are you talking about?

[03:41:24] Hey, what's up?

[03:41:32] Anybody go to the track when you park?

[03:41:35] Hey, M&A! I mean 8-5, bro! I'mma see you soon!

[03:41:40] You'll see these soon, too!

[03:41:42] Sorry, what?

[03:41:46] Yeah, what time do you go to bed?

[03:41:48] Uh, 12.

[03:41:49] 12? As a kid?

[03:41:51] Yeah, expect your girl.

[03:41:52] I don't have to wake up.

[03:41:53] Girl, we'll walk.

[03:41:54] You gotta sleep, okay?

[03:41:56] Otherwise, there'll be a solid dab in the world, bro. You don't want that.

[03:41:59] Do you think tarnus becomes from sleep? I mean, sleep?

[03:42:02] I mean, sleep?

[03:42:03] Yes.

[03:42:03] How was she supposed to grow?

[03:42:05] You think you can make it from there?

[03:42:08] Yes.

[03:42:08] What's with you?

[03:42:10] I don't want to do that, though.

[03:42:11] If you do all this.

[03:42:13] No, you don't.

[03:42:14] Do not do that.

[03:42:15] Yeah, you're going to break something.

[03:42:17] What's with you?

[03:42:18] What's with you?

[03:42:19] Yeah.

[03:42:21] You got your ass beat by war, so you're not making that jump.

[03:42:25] You know I did not.

[03:42:26] You watching?

[03:42:28] No, I watched it.

[03:42:30] You see like how it is I was in?

[03:42:32] Yeah

[03:42:34] Make the jump

[03:42:36] It's a little long

[03:42:41] It's a little far, Doug

[03:42:42] This is far, Doug

[03:42:43] I just don't see where I'm gonna jump

[03:42:45] Don't do it, not do it

[03:42:52] Stop teasing us, bro

[03:42:54] No, I'm trying to see like where do I jump from?

[03:42:56] This is what you're doing

[03:42:58] Hey, you a wonder star.

[03:43:00] Oh, god.

[03:43:04] Hey!

[03:43:06] Hey!

[03:43:10] Yo!

[03:43:11] Yo, it's hot.

[03:43:14] Are you all right?

[03:43:14] Nah, I'm not.

[03:43:16] You're a bussier.

[03:43:17] I'm a bussier.

[03:43:18] What?

[03:43:19] I'm a bussier.

[03:43:20] No, you're a bussier.

[03:43:21] I'm a bussier if you do it.

[03:43:23] You're a bussier if you do it.

[03:43:25] Shut the fuck up.

[03:43:27] Hey, is there a crock store in this mall?

[03:43:28] you want crocs no I want some fucking sausage what the fuck what the fuck helps

[03:43:35] when I asked that hey Siri is it a croc store in this mall across the street

[03:43:42] Sir, you don't know shit.

[03:43:44] Fuck my ass.

[03:43:46] I don't know.

[03:43:48] Why are you standing off?

[03:43:50] Why are you...

[03:43:52] Think about it, you're so too hot.

[03:43:54] Yeah, they got crocs. Just go here.

[03:43:56] I can get some crocs.

[03:43:58] Yeah, bro.

[03:44:00] That means a new shoes for trampoline party, bro.

[03:44:04] Why do you look at me in disgust?

[03:44:06] You gotta take me to Louisiana.

[03:44:08] Oh, whoa, whoa, nah.

[03:44:10] got to a piece of off. Oh. Damn bro. It's just a fan, man. Hey, I said yo. You couldn't

[03:44:22] hear you? I said yo. Do you like to take pictures? I love taking pictures. So mad, whatever you

[03:44:29] gotta take pictures of. Wait, what? You're gonna take pictures of me? That's a whole,

[03:44:34] I smile in every photo, most photos. When we left the target, you looked at, like, you

[03:44:39] Throw a hand with it!

[03:44:41] That is just not true!

[03:44:43] Yes it is!

[03:44:44] It's just a pictures memories game.

[03:44:46] Oh I'm not...

[03:44:48] That's how I go here with my buddy.

[03:44:50] I had to be like, damn bro I took a picture with him.

[03:44:53] No time coming anyway.

[03:44:55] Not soon enough bro.

[03:44:59] Can you take this pizza shit off?

[03:45:01] Yeah, take it off bro.

[03:45:03] I

[03:45:17] Would keep the pizza thing on before I got the mall for the clothes you want to go to get some grush

[03:45:23] Yeah, they got some new crocs that came off.

[03:45:25] I'll talk right back.

[03:45:26] What crocs?

[03:45:27] I hate when people ask that.

[03:45:31] If you're gonna see me when I put them on my feet.

[03:45:34] You hot dog?

[03:45:36] I'm calling my hot dog.

[03:45:41] You ever had Vienna sausage?

[03:45:43] I love Vienna sausage.

[03:45:47] Yeah.

[03:45:48] It's just gas.

[03:45:49] No, but they got them in a can.

[03:45:51] Can you turn the light on, please?

[03:45:58] I have one, I'm not a...

[03:46:02] Where is it at?

[03:46:03] Where?

[03:46:04] I didn't see it!

[03:46:05] Where?

[03:46:06] Where is it?

[03:46:07] I don't know where it's at!

[03:46:09] Where?

[03:46:10] Okay bro!

[03:46:11] Never read your chat, you don't care about your media, I'm a feature ass when I see you,

[03:46:17] bro.

[03:46:18] Tell him we're not here living life.

[03:46:19] That's a skinny ass bitch, I seen you.

[03:46:21] Yo, what the fuck is this? She's just walking.

[03:46:25] Oh, she over there mugging.

[03:46:27] Yo, fucking Kate's spade-ass purse bitch.

[03:46:30] Yo.

[03:46:32] This is a funny boy.

[03:46:34] I wonder why people be like, thinking they's over superior of a fucking car.

[03:46:38] This one's will blow your fucking kneecaps out.

[03:46:40] Holy shit.

[03:46:42] Bitch.

[03:46:43] So they're walking them?

[03:46:44] No, she basically put her hand on the hood.

[03:46:47] Bitch, ain't nobody gonna hit you.

[03:46:48] How many gifted to take that hat off just for a split second?

[03:46:51] Huh?

[03:46:52] How many gifted to take your hat off for a split second?

[03:46:54] About 20 gifted, I'll leave you a bit to the car for me.

[03:46:56] 20 gifted?

[03:46:57] Yeah.

[03:46:58] Put that on for a while for life.

[03:46:59] Bro, I'm not insecure about my fucking hair or nothing.

[03:47:02] I'm not.

[03:47:03] I'm just like, I'll just spend 700 on the hat, I don't worry, give me.

[03:47:07] Yo, what is a b-mage talking about, bro?

[03:47:13] That's crazy.

[03:47:14] You reading, uh, negative comments, but not the good ones, bro.

[03:47:18] All right, man, let me try and read some positive ones real quick.

[03:47:27] Oh, shit.

[03:47:33] Oh, nothing.

[03:47:35] No positive problems.

[03:47:37] Can you pick one?

[03:47:38] You can't even read positive. You can't buy.

[03:47:41] There is nothing, bro.

[03:47:44] I ain't checked my chat. The child knows I love you.

[03:47:47] You're a man, man.

[03:47:48] Hey, thank you, bro.

[03:47:49] You're so cool.

[03:47:50] Thank you, bro.

[03:47:52] You would beat the fuck out of Dub in a fight.

[03:47:54] Thank you, bro.

[03:47:57] You're a loyal bond man.

[03:47:59] Show.

[03:48:00] You just combined the new words that you learned.

[03:48:04] Yo, you know who I've said it, Dub?

[03:48:06] That made me really like.

[03:48:07] Bro, my name is Dub.

[03:48:08] D-U-B, not Doug.

[03:48:11] Your name is Dub.

[03:48:12] I'm Douglas.

[03:48:12] Yeah, Douglas.

[03:48:13] Douglas Grandberry.

[03:48:15] I was saying um the whole some moment what I was told me no bro don't crash my

[03:48:25] shit so you do it lightly huh he said that he wants to be like you when I

[03:48:34] grew up when he grows up what I appreciate that and that's why you

[03:48:38] How does that make you feel as a father?

[03:48:39] It makes me feel amazing.

[03:48:40] No one wants to be like you.

[03:48:42] Because you don't have a mind to be like this.

[03:48:44] You won't want to have a kid like this.

[03:48:46] I have a kid.

[03:48:47] Oh, my God.

[03:48:49] 22?

[03:48:50] What's going on here?

[03:48:51] I was born at 22.

[03:48:52] You were born at 22?

[03:48:53] Yes.

[03:48:54] Who, uh, hey, did you teach who about the birds and the beets?

[03:49:01] So when do you plan on having that conversation with him?

[03:49:05] Who do you have new daughter?

[03:49:07] Daughter, I want to suck. I want to suck first

[03:49:11] You know you can mutate your genetics

[03:49:14] You know you could pick like which kid you want or not what kid but like what um gender you want your kid to be

[03:49:23] What the fuck is that how did that quarter look something? I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't I don't know that

[03:49:28] I

[03:49:35] Good

[03:49:38] Oh, you're talking about wire. No, it's come harsh. No, put it back. I was

[03:49:43] It's called life. I was see yours. We have jam shit. You know what Jeff Jam is. I don't know what you have jams that

[03:49:50] That's that leadership

[03:49:52] Where you a lot of my lot under the cover, bro. I give you 20 birds. Take your hat off

[03:49:57] I'll give you your 20 take your head off get the 20

[03:50:01] Did he give 20 off?

[03:50:19] Let me go in

[03:50:21] Oh my god

[03:50:23] So, who do you like? Let's do one to ten, alright?

[03:50:30] Ah, ten.

[03:50:31] Now one to ten.

[03:50:32] Seven.

[03:50:33] Uh...

[03:50:34] He should call.

[03:50:35] He should call us?

[03:50:36] She's tough.

[03:50:37] What's ten?

[03:50:38] Oh, you're talking about, like, what? Like, looks?

[03:50:41] Like, song? Probably ten, bro. That love song is fire.

[03:50:44] You're talking about her, right?

[03:50:46] Oh, hers is fire.

[03:50:47] like song type 10 bro that love song is fire

[03:50:50] you know what's about her? her as a person? oh her as a person? I'm gonna be honest I don't really go with

[03:50:55] I forgot what she looks like

[03:50:56] Christine Aguilera

[03:50:57] huh?

[03:50:58] Christine Aguilera

[03:50:59] Christine Aguilera who?

[03:51:00] I don't know what it is

[03:51:01] Christine Aguilera

[03:51:02] Aguilera? ummm familiar name?

[03:51:05] Britney Spears

[03:51:06] Britney Spears?

[03:51:07] hey chat with some people his age

[03:51:10] it's like 3

[03:51:12] I need a movie!

[03:51:14] Well, I remember this mall.

[03:51:16] We went here the first time we did a stream.

[03:51:18] Remember?

[03:51:19] No.

[03:51:20] Remember when we got matching outfits?

[03:51:22] I don't have core memories with niggas this year.

[03:51:24] We're gonna have them back to us.

[03:51:26] Yes!

[03:51:27] You remember he was watching?

[03:51:29] Yeah, I saw him.

[03:51:31] He was watching.

[03:51:32] I remember he was watching.

[03:51:34] I remember he was watching.

[03:51:36] I remember he was watching.

[03:51:38] I remember he was watching.

[03:51:40] You keep wearing that shit bro, you good at it?

[03:51:44] Those bitches are hot, that's good fits, the shorts are good.

[03:51:48] What do you ask of this?

[03:51:49] Show something to the classroom right?

[03:51:51] Alright.

[03:51:52] You walk to the classroom, so your kid is in the classroom right?

[03:51:55] Okay.

[03:51:56] And your teacher, her teacher asks you to fall in.

[03:51:59] Okay.

[03:52:00] And she be like, when your daughter say her teacher asks you to fall in she be like,

[03:52:05] What's up with all these bitch ass niggas?

[03:52:07] Chief Black Sea Chiefs.

[03:52:08] She's gonna come tell you that in my future cousin in school.

[03:52:12] Wow, I was in class. How are you gonna feel?

[03:52:14] I'm gonna feel horrible. I don't want my teacher to cuss in on my students.

[03:52:17] Who the fuck are you cussing?

[03:52:19] Am I tripping?

[03:52:20] It's because you are cussing.

[03:52:23] Just cuss music.

[03:52:25] I'm different.

[03:52:26] It doesn't make any sense.

[03:52:27] I'm black, though.

[03:52:28] So I can't cuss because I'm Asian.

[03:52:31] That's discriminatory.

[03:52:32] No, I care about schools, bro.

[03:52:34] I do care about school.

[03:52:36] My son's going to be a prodigy.

[03:52:38] You're his daughter, bro.

[03:52:40] My son.

[03:52:42] I want a son for his little daughter, then give me a couple more sons.

[03:52:46] Look, it's Hattie's horse.

[03:52:48] I'll help you use to work here.

[03:52:50] Huh? I'll help you use to work here.

[03:52:52] Are you homeless now?

[03:52:54] Uh, I think you...

[03:52:56] Yeah, basically.

[03:52:58] You know where we're going?

[03:53:00] Where you put...

[03:53:02] Call me a bot!

[03:53:04] Call me a bot!

[03:53:06] Yo, call me a bot!

[03:53:11] You would go straight to the fuzzy chill.

[03:53:14] You're a bot, bro.

[03:53:17] Nah.

[03:53:19] Let's make sure you get your girl, bro.

[03:53:21] What?

[03:53:23] Call my sugar girl.

[03:53:25] Call me a girl.

[03:53:26] Excuse me.

[03:53:28] I think if you was a girl you'd be sick shit.

[03:53:30] Let's go back to the class and be awesome.

[03:53:37] Is this the same number?

[03:53:39] Not too bad.

[03:53:42] Yeah, go ahead.

[03:53:47] I'd like to buy a couple of shoes.

[03:53:49] I've only tried using a nine.

[03:53:51] No, you're from underwear.

[03:53:53] Me?

[03:53:54] Yeah, you got it.

[03:53:55] There you go.

[03:53:56] I got 5,000 people watching on YouTube, do not!

[03:54:05] Hey Asian man, watch out.

[03:54:08] What you talking about?

[03:54:10] Uh, man, he's buying us matching ones.

[03:54:14] Yeah, same size of one size.

[03:54:16] Yeah, and who bought this one?

[03:54:20] Uh, I'm gonna buy this one.

[03:54:26] Yeah, try them on.

[03:54:30] I'm still in charge of the people, the group.

[03:54:35] You're showing it on the guy who tried them on?

[03:54:37] Yeah, I'm going to cross every day.

[03:54:42] Oh yeah.

[03:54:43] Pretty hard, ain't it?

[03:54:44] Oh yeah.

[03:54:45] Can I get these in a 6-2?

[03:54:46] Yeah.

[03:54:47] Six, not a...

[03:54:48] No, we gotta get the same color, bro.

[03:54:50] Find something.

[03:54:51] Oh, we're by Lula.

[03:54:54] Yeah, so I've got to eat some crab.

[03:54:56] Come on, get yourself a bro.

[03:54:59] You say it's too?

[03:55:00] Yeah.

[03:55:01] And it's still there.

[03:55:05] And that color.

[03:55:08] Jason's kids gonna be tough.

[03:55:14] Me, you, and you have kids,

[03:55:16] and we're gonna start the next one.

[03:55:19] The second generation of kids.

[03:55:21] Hey, you want his corn or you don't want to be capillaries?

[03:55:24] Are you gonna want to be phase yeah, I can make some y'all can make some crypto

[03:55:34] No, I'm running in the tank

[03:55:46] You let what side of contra if you said someone

[03:55:51] We want to join core whoop

[03:55:54] Yeah.

[03:55:56] I bet it's uh,

[03:55:58] you said you're human.

[03:56:00] I guess you're right.

[03:56:02] First.

[03:56:04] Thank you.

[03:56:06] Thank you.

[03:56:08] Thank you.

[03:56:10] Thank you.

[03:56:12] Thank you.

[03:56:14] Thank you.

[03:56:16] Thank you.

[03:56:18] Thank you.

[03:56:20] Yay!

[03:56:22] Nah!

[03:56:23] Nah!

[03:56:24] Nah!

[03:56:24] Oh, nice!

[03:56:26] What's up?

[03:56:26] Give me a dinner!

[03:56:27] Huh?

[03:56:27] Can you listen to me?

[03:56:29] Yay!

[03:56:35] Louis...

[03:56:37] Man, I love you.

[03:56:37] I don't know.

[03:56:38] Man, nine.

[03:56:39] Thank you.

[03:56:40] Why me?

[03:56:41] He's not a meaner.

[03:56:43] I love you, bro.

[03:56:45] Can you do something with me?

[03:56:46] Thank you.

[03:56:47] Very pleased.

[03:56:48] Thank you.

[03:56:49] Thank you.

[03:56:50] Why me, please?

[03:56:50] Thank you, bro.

[03:56:51] Were you saying the same thing?

[03:56:52] No, these are not the same ones.

[03:56:55] Are they not?

[03:56:56] Are they not the same ones?

[03:56:57] Oh yeah, please.

[03:56:58] Is it a nine or what size?

[03:56:59] Uh, a nine-ten or a nine-ten.

[03:57:00] I have to try and be good at this.

[03:57:02] Yeah.

[03:57:03] Let's take a look.

[03:57:04] He's a weak one.

[03:57:08] Did he hit you or not?

[03:57:10] Just say yes or no.

[03:57:14] Bro, I thought we hit the light for a please.

[03:57:16] I'm trying to do it all day if I got to turn it.

[03:57:18] Really?

[03:57:19] Yes.

[03:57:20] Bro, that was a neck bridge.

[03:57:21] I thought it was a turtleneck

[03:57:23] That's actually why you had a turtleneck

[03:57:25] I thought it was because of the meat

[03:57:27] What?

[03:57:29] I thought it was because of the meat

[03:57:31] What are you talking about?

[03:57:33] Here we go

[03:57:35] Did he hit you or no?

[03:57:37] Did he hit you?

[03:57:39] Yes or no?

[03:57:41] Hey, you're not doing the car

[03:57:43] No

[03:57:45] You go to court

[03:58:17] Don't have must yet cherish these moments before you get

[03:58:21] No, you're just gonna have to let it go.

[03:58:24] There you go.

[03:58:25] Oh, once you get on to it here, that's when you get back to your room.

[03:58:28] I have a little bit of iron in there.

[03:58:35] Yo, boy, are you a liar?

[03:58:36] Why do you use just that card?

[03:58:37] I'm a person that hates you, bro.

[03:58:39] What?

[03:58:41] What'd you say?

[03:58:42] Jason, doing too much.

[03:58:43] Jason, I hate you.

[03:58:44] Jason, I hate you.

[03:58:46] Jason, notice me.

[03:58:47] Calvin said, notice me.

[03:58:48] Oh, I'm sorry.

[03:58:49] Calvin, bro.

[03:58:50] turtle you got a turtle meat

[03:58:52] oh my god

[03:58:54] are you guys

[03:58:56] we're watered for your scene

[03:58:58] um, it's a little bit inside

[03:59:00] what's wrong?

[03:59:02] will we walk out?

[03:59:04] um, let's go and take a minute

[03:59:06] I'll just

[03:59:08] I'm sorry

[03:59:10] of course bro

[03:59:12] can you take that side up

[03:59:14] yeah I can

[03:59:20] This is Uncle Dad taking a picture so he can go in there, you know what I'm saying?

[03:59:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:59:26] I'll break it in there.

[03:59:27] Of course.

[03:59:28] What is William doing?

[03:59:30] What do you think my last name is William?

[03:59:42] He's so weak.

[03:59:44] How are you?

[03:59:46] What about what about how did you get your dick like everything?

[03:59:49] So, my favorite movie of all time was Toy Story.

[03:59:54] I used to have a wedding that used to be in my house,

[03:59:57] which was like that, original movie.

[03:59:59] So my mama used to, when it came out, she used to be like,

[04:00:01] you knew her again.

[04:00:03] Butchie Man came out with a song called,

[04:00:05] WAP, and it was, my mom used to call it Woo Woo,

[04:00:08] and then she, my brother was like, WAP.

[04:00:11] So it was Woo WAP, one day.

[04:00:13] So I had to say it, bro.

[04:00:15] Hey, can you make a name for me?

[04:00:17] What position?

[04:00:18] Here, walk up a little bit, son.

[04:00:20] Alright, back.

[04:00:21] What position do you think your mom and dad had you in?

[04:00:25] Uh, I was deaf to have a question here.

[04:00:30] Shit.

[04:00:31] What about Wu La?

[04:00:33] What position would Wu La have to see then?

[04:00:35] What's that crazy ass?

[04:00:36] Right there, bro.

[04:00:37] Here, he just asked me what else could see this, so I gotta ask you back.

[04:00:40] It's from the back, no?

[04:00:41] Wow.

[04:00:42] I just have a little meat in my fat, so it's all I can do.

[04:00:47] I hope we got a meeting.

[04:00:50] Bro, if that man, a security guard, walked up to you,

[04:00:52] to you and tell you to get out.

[04:00:54] What is he doing?

[04:00:55] He's just doing his work.

[04:00:58] What are you doing?

[04:01:01] He's doing nothing.

[04:01:02] Exactly.

[04:01:03] So don't interfere with my work.

[04:01:05] That's a lot of shit, yeah.

[04:01:07] That's what I say to him.

[04:01:09] I don't know, he's just doing my job.

[04:01:11] Alright, bro, I understand you're just doing your job,

[04:01:13] you're just doing my work.

[04:01:15] Wow.

[04:01:16] That's the real understood, sir.

[04:01:18] They're not going to fuck this up.

[04:01:20] It's the same thing.

[04:01:22] This is hard.

[04:01:24] This is tough.

[04:01:26] Hey, we got some chase.

[04:01:28] I like it, uh...

[04:01:30] You should have brought, like, you know,

[04:01:32] some other girl we should have brought, or something.

[04:01:34] Alright?

[04:01:36] I feel like,

[04:01:38] I feel like smooths...

[04:01:40] I'm sorry to that environment.

[04:01:42] I'm talking about we...

[04:01:44] Jintzai Khan brother opened a new Jintzai Khan.

[04:01:48] Let's say that they were streamed, let them know you bought one.

[04:01:51] Oh what?

[04:01:52] I found a Tata Khan one.

[04:01:53] Ah, we'll check out some of them.

[04:01:57] Stop burgers and crocs.

[04:02:01] It could be cute.

[04:02:02] You gonna crowd with your baby to come out of the, uh, the womb?

[04:02:05] Nah, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it.

[04:02:06] Sure listen, go to baby shows.

[04:02:08] I heard that, like, there was a convention with them.

[04:02:10] You do the same thing.

[04:02:11] You're just gonna ask me that you know you won't get a shirt

[04:02:15] I'm gonna get I'm gonna get shirtless. You said I'm gonna get a shirt. Yeah miss both. I'm at you

[04:02:21] Why'd you just say I'm a cold baby to my chest obviously

[04:02:30] That's my thing my shirt up and pull my baby to my chest

[04:02:33] And like be connected. I know I know you didn't do that shit

[04:02:41] Okay, let's go back to this, you in the classroom kids, right, the daughter say, hey, Doug,

[04:02:48] look, let me show you something, it's all about happy, that's how it happens for life.

[04:02:53] You know how like they say, you being in the company with your idea?

[04:02:57] That's about life, that's what life is, right?

[04:03:00] Okay.

[04:03:01] That's what happens, so you see how like this, this is $130, we just bought it for 60,

[04:03:06] because they copy it a little better.

[04:03:08] No, it's a completely different shoe.

[04:03:10] It's cropped.

[04:03:11] Oh.

[04:03:12] Same type of fur.

[04:03:14] Look.

[04:03:15] See?

[04:03:16] See?

[04:03:17] Wow.

[04:03:18] Which one are you?

[04:03:19] Are you a?

[04:03:20] Or are you cropped?

[04:03:21] It depends.

[04:03:22] I mean, it depends on the day.

[04:03:23] That's what it looks.

[04:03:24] It's okay.

[04:03:25] It's okay.

[04:03:26] Yeah.

[04:03:27] It's okay.

[04:03:28] Here.

[04:03:29] I got you.

[04:03:30] I'll get back.

[04:03:31] I'll get back.

[04:03:32] I'll get back.

[04:03:33] There's a lot of camera on the watch.

[04:03:35] I've never seen that in my life.

[04:03:39] Wait, can we see the watch real quick?

[04:03:44] Yeah.

[04:03:45] But what is it?

[04:03:46] It's a little Spider-Man watch I just got today.

[04:03:48] Wow.

[04:03:49] She's obviously recording.

[04:03:50] Yeah.

[04:03:51] Dang.

[04:03:52] That watch is crazy.

[04:03:53] That's a nice recording.

[04:03:54] Wait, what's her name?

[04:03:55] Michael.

[04:03:56] Juan.

[04:03:57] Juan?

[04:03:58] Yes.

[04:03:59] Yes?

[04:04:00] You the odys, right?

[04:04:01] Nah, it's like my half-mother.

[04:04:02] How do you say we the odys?

[04:04:03] Odys.

[04:04:04] What did you think I said?

[04:04:06] Like a year and a half, a year and a half.

[04:04:08] What did y'all think I said?

[04:04:09] He's the oldest as if he were a wager.

[04:04:11] How old are y'all?

[04:04:12] 19.

[04:04:13] Oh, I thought y'all were like, how could you like, you twirled?

[04:04:15] Yo, if he's 20, how are you the oldest?

[04:04:17] Because he's a half a year older dude.

[04:04:21] But I just...

[04:04:22] But you're 20, eh?

[04:04:23] No, I'm 19.

[04:04:25] I'm 19, but I'm...

[04:04:27] I say 20.

[04:04:28] When the whole is actually that same.

[04:04:29] Oh.

[04:04:30] But you're dudes.

[04:04:31] You're 13.

[04:04:32] My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[04:04:34] Yeah, y'all getting younger and younger, bro.

[04:04:37] What's that mean?

[04:04:38] You and Wu are going the same age.

[04:04:39] Yeah!

[04:04:40] Yo!

[04:04:41] Get ass, bro.

[04:04:42] Ting!

[04:04:42] Ting?

[04:04:43] Oh, what?

[04:04:43] What?

[04:04:44] That's how you ski, that's all right.

[04:04:45] Oh!

[04:04:46] Oh!

[04:04:46] That's how you got it, bro.

[04:04:47] Oh!

[04:04:48] Oh!

[04:04:48] I like that more than that.

[04:04:50] Yeah, that's tattoos or y'all.

[04:04:52] Yeah, no, I'm tattooed.

[04:04:53] Ting, you got hand tattoos at twink?

[04:04:55] Yeah.

[04:04:56] Ting?

[04:04:56] And I got, hey, yo, the powder.

[04:04:58] I thought you, I thought you were some diva.

[04:05:01] Oh, it's hot, man.

[04:05:02] Ah, cheers, cheers.

[04:05:04] That's nice to meet y'all, man.

[04:05:05] Hooper outside.

[04:05:06] Hooper outside, man.

[04:05:07] Oh, it's good.

[04:05:08] Thank you, bro.

[04:05:09] Nice to meet you, man.

[04:05:10] I'm doing it.

[04:05:11] Yeah, yeah.

[04:05:12] Hello, holler.

[04:05:13] Can we talk about this for a bit?

[04:05:15] What?

[04:05:16] We had a Hello Kitty on the set.

[04:05:17] You said I lied to the holler.

[04:05:18] He was talking to us.

[04:05:19] Yeah, I don't even know.

[04:05:20] And he showed us Hello Kitty.

[04:05:21] I was playing the pool right now, guys.

[04:05:22] Gaten.

[04:05:23] Hey.

[04:05:24] Hey.

[04:05:25] Hey.

[04:05:26] Hey.

[04:05:27] Hey.

[04:05:28] Hey.

[04:05:29] Hey.

[04:05:30] Yeah, that was pretty interesting.

[04:05:37] Where?

[04:05:38] Really?

[04:05:39] Where?

[04:05:40] It's L.A. over here.

[04:05:41] Oh my god.

[04:05:42] Did you do that on fire?

[04:05:43] Yeah.

[04:05:44] Did you do that on fire?

[04:05:45] Yeah.

[04:05:46] Did you do that on fire?

[04:05:47] Yeah.

[04:05:48] Did you do that on fire?

[04:05:49] Nah, I got you honey.

[04:05:50] That was you.

[04:05:51] That was you.

[04:05:52] That was you.

[04:05:53] That looks like a dome.

[04:06:00] That's a cartel box that I'm going to knock on.

[04:06:23] I appreciate the shoes, Dub.

[04:06:29] I said, I appreciate the shoes, Dub.

[04:06:33] Just now I'll tell you, you've been to them. You wanted to go out and be told me.

[04:06:37] I'm sorry, Dub. I appreciate it.

[04:06:41] You don't ruin the band, would you? That's how you Wubby?

[04:06:46] Huh? What did you got here on the 19-

[04:06:50] No, we didn't

[04:06:55] What does that mean though doesn't mean he's gay

[04:06:58] It means he's uh

[04:07:01] One love

[04:07:02] One love bro

[04:07:05] One love

[04:07:07] Express yourself

[04:07:16] Sorry

[04:07:18] Yo, the lights are on, Dub.

[04:07:22] And unlocked.

[04:07:25] You the one that locked the car, don't have the keys?

[04:07:28] Yo, so, trampoline parts closed. Should we go to round one?

[04:07:32] Fuck no.

[04:07:33] Come on, bro.

[04:07:35] Oh, and when someone's tired, bro?

[04:07:41] No! Why are you eating Wu-Wag's night?

[04:07:45] Come on, bro, he doesn't think it's a 12 seriously

[04:07:53] Bro come on you're gonna edit night already

[04:07:57] Yes, I bet we are I didn't even want him to do that

[04:08:01] Bro, I'm trying to give him the power to like wake up yourself get yourself ready

[04:08:06] And it's just like recently he hasn't been doing it since I've been in Atlanta

[04:08:10] He's been fucking up and shit like that, bro.

[04:08:13] I feel like he's far.

[04:08:14] I feel like today was hard.

[04:08:15] I feel like I've been a bad kid, man.

[04:08:17] Wow.

[04:08:18] He's not going to school right, bro.

[04:08:19] He's online, though.

[04:08:20] Oh, he's online.

[04:08:21] Someday.

[04:08:22] I'll believe you.

[04:08:23] All right, Beto.

[04:08:24] So, now that the bit's over, can I return the PS5s to try to get one?

[04:08:28] I should, man.

[04:08:29] All right, Beto.

[04:08:30] All right, Beto.

[04:08:31] All right, Beto.

[04:08:32] Bro, I forgot to put on the owner.

[04:08:33] Is that?

[04:08:34] No, because I just don't know why.

[04:08:36] Because it was the Chinese restaurant we went to.

[04:08:38] Off-Street.

[04:08:39] Oh, yeah.

[04:08:40] We've been together all fucking day.

[04:08:42] I'm tired.

[04:08:43] You tired of me for real?

[04:08:44] Almost.

[04:08:51] Why do you think I've been far away from you, Dave?

[04:08:54] That's some serious shit.

[04:08:56] You want to borrow some of mine?

[04:08:58] No.

[04:08:59] Wait, what race don't put on the other in chat?

[04:09:01] Asia's.

[04:09:03] You have to put on the other?

[04:09:03] Sometimes I don't.

[04:09:05] Why?

[04:09:06] Because we don't have the BO gene.

[04:09:10] Who's that?

[04:09:13] Me or him?

[04:09:18] Fuck this guy, am I right?

[04:09:22] Oh, bro, I want bullies motherfucking car

[04:09:26] Who the fuck is that?

[04:09:28] I don't fucking know, bro

[04:09:29] Other people keep saying rest in peace that can shit. Oh shit. R.P. Zach, man. Hey Zach, go to hell

[04:09:34] Oh

[04:09:38] Stop the world is cool be cool. What the fuck? No

[04:09:41] Look, let me tell you what I wouldn't want people to say yo fuck Jason when he died. They're gonna say it

[04:09:47] Yeah, probably Charlie Kirkfield. I mean that's different. How do you think?

[04:09:51] He's a zombie. That's what he said

[04:09:55] But you go if we click tick tock right now and scroll

[04:09:59] Every 17th tiktok is charlie curson. I mean bro. What's up before you pay you guy, bro

[04:10:07] You gotta get one with both of us though

[04:10:15] Hey, you got to hit the demographic of white kids

[04:10:20] Jump is done

[04:10:29] I

[04:10:31] Do you know what he's a badass kid?

[04:10:35] Wait she'll take the fish from that far

[04:10:38] So

[04:10:40] My name Doug

[04:10:44] Where you gonna take the fish from that far look how far the camera is

[04:10:54] The flash too

[04:10:56] Okay, but that's completely different like it could be a dinosaur. He got mean

[04:11:22] right he means but I mean because of the shit that he said it was like fuck

[04:11:28] this guy rightfully so but if you died I will host a funeral for you and I

[04:11:36] will stream it would you let me what would you say I said if you died can I

[04:11:42] host a stream funeral for you that's fucked up easy go home I was fucked up

[04:11:47] Cuz imagine the W's when they show you in the casket

[04:11:51] Wait, do you want it? I don't I'm ugly as hell. Oh my god

[04:11:56] I'm gonna be ugly and ball. I'm do not say I do not want to die ball

[04:12:01] I don't want to die at least

[04:12:09] Don't got the heart to tell them

[04:12:17] and your ears a little sick little ass ears

[04:12:20] yeah your ears so fucking little

[04:12:24] oh you can do the clip now

[04:12:29] look oh I get the line I turn on the ISO

[04:12:33] what'd you say exactly how about you

[04:12:37] put on your shirt bro I can't remember

[04:12:39] I was bro I was like five years ago

[04:12:41] how do you feel everybody you're making

[04:12:43] it I was just reposing ask the chat

[04:12:45] Hey, what's that? What do you say again?

[04:12:47] Did he hit you? Yes or no?

[04:12:50] Yes or no?

[04:12:52] Did he hit you? Yes or no?

[04:12:55] What you looking at, bro?

[04:12:57] I'm just looking at myself.

[04:12:59] Come on, bro. What are we on, man?

[04:13:02] Let's see who our poems get active.

[04:13:05] Let's see who our poems get active.

[04:13:08] What does it mean?

[04:13:09] Let's just continue tonight.

[04:13:11] Okay, but you got slobber all on your top lip

[04:13:15] Yeah, yeah, are you it's your turn?

[04:13:21] Water

[04:13:26] I thought you were gonna drop it. I don't think you had it

[04:13:37] Hey, whoa, we had a good day today. Yeah

[04:13:39] Hey, do you pee in public all the time you just do it like you can pee like nobody noticed you can walk through the mall

[04:13:45] They just be pain. Yep. Like nobody knows that you can't they just think some shit falling on the side

[04:13:52] But you sure you don't want to take a walk around one

[04:13:55] Come on, bro. Let's get in one place you did come on

[04:14:04] Well, you don't go around one come on bro come on

[04:14:08] come on come on

[04:14:11] I come on bro. Don't be that don't be that guy bro. It's only 8 p.m. Go to sleep at 12

[04:14:18] He goes to sleep at 11 30

[04:14:22] It's a

[04:14:26] Come on, bro

[04:14:28] He must be a tire come on down. I know it's a long day, but what do you do tomorrow?

[04:15:08] That means jerk off and go by yourself?

[04:15:13] What?

[04:15:15] Why?

[04:15:18] Yes, that's what that means, I guess.

[04:15:22] Wait, Deb.

[04:15:24] Deb, I don't got my glasses, Deb.

[04:15:30] Just have your seatbelt on.

[04:15:33] You never had one.

[04:15:35] Yeah, no, I'll just wear glasses. I can't really drive at night. This car is small as fuck

[04:15:40] I think you might be that you're too big. It's a Maybach. What do you mean small bro?

[04:15:45] No, this part is the part that part is small or you're

[04:15:50] Well, no shit the Maybach the executive seats are in the back. You know, this is considered a limo. Yeah

[04:15:55] You know, I bought Kevin Hart's old

[04:16:05] What kind of a dad drive?

[04:16:08] My dad drive a Ford, a Ford, one of them trucks, I bought him a truck in Texas.

[04:16:14] What did he have before?

[04:16:15] He had like a Toyota Highlander.

[04:16:17] Fuck you up bro.

[04:16:20] I bought everybody, I bought my aunt, my mom, my dad a car.

[04:16:26] Oh really?

[04:16:27] Yeah.

[04:16:28] And I was supposed to buy my dad a house this year, but I bought a truck with us.

[04:16:31] I'm probably buying another one this year.

[04:16:33] Are our dads still living in trailer?

[04:16:35] No, my dad lived in a very good house in Arlington, Texas.

[04:16:39] See, you know what's crazy, bro?

[04:16:41] What's up?

[04:16:42] You never say nothing about your mom, bro.

[04:16:44] Did your mom beat the shit out of you or something?

[04:16:46] My mom, my mom's straight, bro.

[04:16:48] My mom doesn't know anything.

[04:16:50] She literally just loves me for me. She doesn't know anything.

[04:16:54] I see what my dad, but my dad's just like, you know, my last request.

[04:16:57] Is I want a house in an retirement house in Vietnam.

[04:17:02] Really? Yeah. He wants to uh, uh, what you call that? What's that call that when it started with a D?

[04:17:10] Dying? No, the mess, the domesticate, what's it called?

[04:17:13] Domesticate. This is when you fade away. What was happening when uh,

[04:17:17] Dissintegrate. Deteriorate. Dissintegrate. You want your dad to disintegrate and uh, get in the means?

[04:17:23] No, I mean, no, he wants to die in Vietnam.

[04:17:26] Y'all see what I'm saying? You know how Thanos, when you snap, that's the thing.

[04:17:29] What the fuck are you talking about?

[04:17:30] You want your dad to get snapped, Thanos.

[04:17:31] I don't want my dad.

[04:17:32] I don't want anything to have with my dad.

[04:17:33] But you know, I'm going to respect him.

[04:17:35] See where he gets.

[04:17:36] Soon as that nigga landed me in the mob,

[04:17:39] Thanos is going to come and snap that thing.

[04:17:40] Don't say that, dub.

[04:17:43] Thanos already snapped your father.

[04:17:45] Project that on me, bro.

[04:17:49] I don't have a dad, so I don't know how it feels

[04:17:50] like to talk about a dad.

[04:17:52] Oh.

[04:17:54] I'm sorry.

[04:17:57] I feel bad.

[04:17:58] So you won't be a step, you won't be a deadbeat.

[04:18:02] What's up, dude?

[04:18:02] I was strong.

[04:18:03] I'm gonna be my child's life.

[04:18:06] Just like you were after who I turned six.

[04:18:10] I birthed you up, bro.

[04:18:11] I was born and want me.

[04:18:13] I birthed you up and turned into a man

[04:18:15] because I always wanted to be a dad.

[04:18:19] What's it that he doesn't remember

[04:18:21] at an early stage of his father's life?

[04:18:25] You're cool, right?

[04:18:26] You're a little late, we're two.

[04:18:27] What was your first conscious memory?

[04:18:31] What was the first thing you remember?

[04:18:33] The first thing I remember was probably him giving me my switch in like 2017.

[04:18:48] Damn, how old were you?

[04:18:50] I was like two.

[04:18:52] That's probably the earliest thing I remember.

[04:18:56] but what's the coin number you know mines my dad is

[04:19:04] I never had one that's that fun that's good that's good my mom my parents when

[04:19:15] I went to school they everybody thought they were good give a fuck bro

[04:19:20] I didn't fucking make an origami paper for people.

[04:19:24] I actually did.

[04:19:25] I made you origami paper for you, orange!

[04:19:27] I didn't.

[04:19:28] I'll make you origami paper for you, orange!

[04:19:31] What'd you say, Jason?

[04:19:32] You orange!

[04:19:33] You hurt.

[04:19:34] No, you orange!

[04:19:35] You orange!

[04:19:36] He...

[04:19:37] They should be like, you know, that's type 2 teachers.

[04:19:43] Jason Nigawawa?

[04:19:44] He...

[04:19:45] He...

[04:19:46] That's not my last name, bro.

[04:19:49] It's not my last name, bro.

[04:19:52] Everybody get one piece of candy.

[04:19:54] What?

[04:19:56] One.

[04:19:57] What?

[04:19:58] Yes, Jason, one.

[04:20:00] What?

[04:20:01] No, I'm saying.

[04:20:03] I'm saying what?

[04:20:06] Jason, be funny.

[04:20:07] Everybody turn to class 67.

[04:20:10] What?

[04:20:12] What are you saying, Jason?

[04:20:13] What?

[04:20:14] What are you saying?

[04:20:17] What?

[04:20:19] This is why you came up with no dad.

[04:20:21] This is why you came up with no father.

[04:20:24] By any more?

[04:20:25] I would feel so bad being a father to you.

[04:20:28] Hey, Devin.

[04:20:29] Josh used to be like, hey, Jason.

[04:20:31] He's like, y'all's going to P.E. class, right?

[04:20:33] Josh used to be like, do you know what we're playing in P.A. today?

[04:20:36] I missed yesterday.

[04:20:37] By any more?

[04:20:38] By any more?

[04:20:39] Like what?

[04:20:40] I don't have an accent.

[04:20:41] By any more?

[04:20:42] I don't have an accent.

[04:20:43] It just faded away when you moved to L.A.

[04:20:45] I've been, I was born in America.

[04:20:47] I was born in America.

[04:20:49] I know, when you was in uh...

[04:20:53] Asia Minority.

[04:20:55] You ain't there with that new state?

[04:20:57] This is that state down by the Pacific Ocean.

[04:20:59] What the fuck are you talking about, Deb?

[04:21:01] Yo, yo, we're wild, bro.

[04:21:03] You trying to go to the escape room?

[04:21:05] Yeah.

[04:21:07] Come on, Deb.

[04:21:09] Yeah, you cannot go

[04:21:11] to escape rooms with cameras.

[04:21:13] You know what I'm saying?

[04:21:15] Give that before us

[04:21:18] Yeah

[04:21:21] What you bro, what do you mean?

[04:21:23] I bet it's go hide it. Let's play hide-and-seek

[04:21:27] Cora's

[04:21:29] What you that?

[04:21:31] Let me ask you this bro. What you ready? What's going on, bro? Well, I don't want us to separate yet, huh?

[04:21:37] I don't want us to separate yet

[04:21:40] No, no, no, we have a follow up roll. That's what I'm saying. Listen, bro. Let me tell you something

[04:21:45] It's a nigga out there that didn't want his girl to cheat, but she did.

[04:21:49] He wanted to be together forever.

[04:21:50] What the fuck does it have to do with the three of us?

[04:21:52] Shit happens.

[04:21:54] Bro, Doug, what's your excuse right now? Are you tired?

[04:21:57] Huh?

[04:21:58] Are you tired?

[04:21:59] No, I guess I am.

[04:22:00] Oh my God, bro.

[04:22:02] You just had food, bro.

[04:22:04] Who else has to go to sleep?

[04:22:08] Who else has to go to sleep?

[04:22:10] Who else goes to sleep at 11.30? It's 8 p.m.

[04:22:13] I think you're gonna spend the last 15 minutes with an Asian memory.

[04:22:16] Oh, whoa, whoa. You wanna chill? You wanna chill with me?

[04:22:20] I wouldn't have a problem with it.

[04:22:22] Hey!

[04:22:24] Come on, bro. Don't end the night so young, dawg.

[04:22:27] Let's go get some ice cream or some shit.

[04:22:30] What the fuck is wrong with you? You know what?

[04:22:33] Yeah, go take him get some ice cream.

[04:22:34] Yes!

[04:22:36] Let's fucking go, man. I'm freaking.

[04:22:39] What you got? What's going on in October, bro?

[04:22:42] What do you mean?

[04:22:44] Nothing.

[04:22:45] I'm going to Japan in October.

[04:22:47] Really? Yeah.

[04:22:48] Why didn't I stand for a week?

[04:22:49] Um...

[04:22:50] It's fucked up, bro.

[04:22:52] We are.

[04:22:53] Well, I like four days.

[04:22:54] Closin' up.

[04:22:55] Everybody else stand for a week.

[04:22:56] Y'all are going different times.

[04:22:57] We need to do that.

[04:22:59] So y'all want to go to Sloan's Ice Cream?

[04:23:01] Or you want to go to Handel's House?

[04:23:03] Or which one?

[04:23:05] Ooh, let's go to Sloan's.

[04:23:07] This one look good.

[04:23:12] Hey, what kind of ice cream do you like, wap?

[04:23:14] Uh, I like strawberry cheesecake.

[04:23:18] That's a good flavor.

[04:23:21] But you dub.

[04:23:24] Hey, so these three ice creams.

[04:23:26] What?

[04:23:27] These are vanilla strawberry and chocolate.

[04:23:29] There's nothing else.

[04:23:31] I mean, this is not true.

[04:23:33] Stashing orders.

[04:23:36] Mint.

[04:23:39] Banana?

[04:23:41] Any flavor to be better.

[04:23:43] Just shook it and it's just shaking frozen milk.

[04:23:49] Alright, make some bubblegum flavored ice cream.

[04:23:51] Okay, you just gotta get the flavor in the bubblegum and put it in some ice cream.

[04:23:56] What flavor? What is the flavor of bubblegum?

[04:23:59] Bubblegum! Or whatever they make it taste like.

[04:24:02] How do they make candles that smell like food?

[04:24:05] You know what I think sometimes you know what I think it's you know I think sometimes

[04:24:19] go ahead oh just make sure y'all listen actually I don't want to say anymore I don't ask anymore

[04:24:32] I'm sorry.

[04:24:34] I was just right here.

[04:24:36] Blow up if I eat something else, man.

[04:24:38] Oh, come on.

[04:24:39] She's the ice cream.

[04:24:41] Ice cream, bro.

[04:24:43] After a long day of, well, what do we do?

[04:24:45] Shop, you know, dress up as pizzas.

[04:24:48] Go eat pizza.

[04:24:50] You know, it got caroused.

[04:24:51] Well, I've got a PS5.

[04:24:54] You know what I'm saying?

[04:24:55] I think today was one of the greatest days of my week.

[04:24:58] And I appreciate you.

[04:24:59] Well, I'm making it happen.

[04:25:01] I appreciate you too.

[04:25:03] Hopefully, uh, oh by the way, Dub told me to return PS5.

[04:25:08] I haven't talked to him.

[04:25:14] I was like, no, no, let him keep it, no, let him keep it.

[04:25:17] And then he was like, he was like,

[04:25:20] no, he already got one, he don't even want to return it.

[04:25:22] He already got the clip.

[04:25:24] I don't got Blue Sea Nod.

[04:25:26] Not there, man.

[04:25:28] You gonna receive?

[04:25:29] I don't know.

[04:25:32] Really?

[04:25:39] Wait, do you listen to Playboy Cardi?

[04:25:41] Yeah, all the time.

[04:25:43] All the time.

[04:25:44] What about you?

[04:25:45] No, I'm not a Playboy Cardi.

[04:25:47] So what the fuck was it?

[04:25:49] Why are you asking that?

[04:25:52] I was just asking that.

[04:25:53] Well, am I going back to the mall right now?

[04:25:55] Am I a bot?

[04:25:57] Am I going back to the barn?

[04:26:00] You have two. You have two.

[04:26:03] Navigation.

[04:26:06] Holy shit, I think we're going right back to the barn, bro.

[04:26:09] You want to call that a deal?

[04:26:11] So you did that. You were fucking bogged.

[04:26:22] Oh my god, bro.

[04:26:24] I'm just gonna be a shot and kill in GTA.

[04:26:28] Well, it's right by the wall.

[04:26:30] It's inside the music.

[04:26:32] I got no spot there.

[04:26:35] That's custard.

[04:26:37] That is an ice cream.

[04:26:38] This is frozen yuri.

[04:26:39] It's not ice cream.

[04:26:41] It's frozen yi.

[04:26:42] Frozen yuri.

[04:26:43] Frozen yi.

[04:26:44] Frozen yi.

[04:26:45] Frozen yi.

[04:26:46] Frozen yi.

[04:26:48] Frozen yi.

[04:26:49] Frozen yi.

[04:26:50] Frozen yi.

[04:26:51] Frozen yi.

[04:26:52] Frozen yi.

[04:26:53] you like to do. I like walking on the beach to be honest. People might think that. I just

[04:26:57] like streaming. I just like walking on the beach. You know, being low-key. I don't like

[04:27:02] doing that actually. What do you like to do? Tell me. I like to go to the gym. I like to

[04:27:07] play basketball occasionally. I like to re- I started reading books. What kind of books

[04:27:12] do you like? Oh, not fiction. I like the magic- Oh, the magic tree house series. You know

[04:27:21] You know that one?

[04:27:24] You know that one, WuWa?

[04:27:25] Yes, I know that one.

[04:27:26] I like those series.

[04:27:27] I like the Percy Jackson series.

[04:27:29] I like the Harry Potter series.

[04:27:32] I've never read a book before.

[04:27:33] Yeah, I mean, I can tell.

[04:27:35] No, I'm not in a series.

[04:27:36] I can tell.

[04:27:38] Like, how did WuWa come out like this?

[04:27:41] Come out of the womb just ten times smarter than already?

[04:27:44] It's a different, you know?

[04:27:48] I just don't understand.

[04:27:49] I'm sorry, I think he just had better interest in what I do here.

[04:27:55] That's fair.

[04:27:58] Damn, we really did hang out together all day to get you guys.

[04:28:05] Yo Doug, get off your fucking phone, bro.

[04:28:07] A little dirt, something happened a little dirt.

[04:28:09] What happened?

[04:28:10] Huh?

[04:28:11] What happened?

[04:28:12] No, he just came from the top.

[04:28:16] Hey, what's the country y'all want to visit?

[04:28:18] Oh America.

[04:28:20] A country you want to visit.

[04:28:23] A country you want to visit.

[04:28:25] America.

[04:28:26] I haven't seen the whole of America yet.

[04:28:32] Why are you not over here?

[04:28:34] We are in America.

[04:28:36] You haven't explored the whole of America.

[04:28:38] I don't want to go to Wyoming.

[04:28:40] I'm not going to another country and I'm not going to explore the one I'm in.

[04:28:43] Is that your home?

[04:28:45] Right there.

[04:28:47] You're probably fighting under the uh, K-K-Shot I don't wanna sleep.

[04:28:53] Where are you at?

[04:28:54] K-Song.

[04:28:55] K-Song.

[04:28:56] Are you chilling bro?

[04:28:57] Playing Call of Duty, GTA-RP with some girls?

[04:29:00] Where's the girls on GTA-RP?

[04:29:03] Good life after high school.

[04:29:05] Hey, you're really tired, huh, Deb?

[04:29:09] You're really tired?

[04:29:10] You're going to kid, right?

[04:29:11] No, I'm not going to kid.

[04:29:13] Huh?

[04:29:14] I'm gonna say I gotta give you.

[04:29:15] Actually, you already went to king

[04:29:18] versus well, I

[04:29:20] Think all together. I spent like that's I did like two weeks. Okay. I made like 17

[04:29:28] That's horrible

[04:29:30] My repeal game like crazy case CIP deals

[04:29:37] Who says made a hundred thirty four K in a week

[04:29:41] What

[04:29:43] You didn't see it?

[04:29:45] Don't fuck.

[04:29:46] What type of contract does he have?

[04:29:48] He got about 36,000 subs.

[04:29:50] What?

[04:29:51] He got 36,000 subs.

[04:29:53] Don't fuck.

[04:29:55] I'm gonna kick.

[04:29:59] What?

[04:30:00] What are they? What are those kick subs?

[04:30:02] What is that?

[04:30:04] What do you get out of kick subs?

[04:30:05] He gets, uh, 499 a sub.

[04:30:10] No, I think it's...

[04:30:12] You get 95%

[04:30:13] I fucked up

[04:30:24] But like on twiz you don't watch ads on cake there's already no ads so what's the insensitize

[04:30:30] What is it?

[04:30:32] So you get paid

[04:30:34] They give you a KCIP is that fuck it man. I don't fuck

[04:30:38] I'm already in a committed job, I want to be able to leave without at least one of them

[04:31:00] alone.

[04:31:01] So where do you see yourself in five years?

[04:31:03] In my body.

[04:31:04] Where do you see yourself in ten years?

[04:31:06] In my body.

[04:31:07] Like, do you still imagine yourself just doing mug bays, eating everything in ten years on YouTube?

[04:31:15] It depends on that one.

[04:31:19] I wouldn't mind.

[04:31:22] Before you do a mug bays.

[04:31:24] I've been a mug bays for years.

[04:31:26] Yeah, you know what I'm asking for more time, bro, I'm gonna smack you.

[04:31:29] What?

[04:31:31] I said, let's go get some ice cream.

[04:31:34] Were you really no gentleman from Trader?

[04:31:37] What does that mean?

[04:31:39] Huh?

[04:31:40] What does that mean?

[04:31:43] What does that even mean?

[04:31:45] I bet we here guys, let me know if y'all find a parking spot.

[04:31:48] I'll just get past two, bro.

[04:31:49] I'm a fuckin' bot, bro.

[04:31:51] We need to get past, get to the place yet.

[04:31:53] I'll be right over here.

[04:31:56] Oh, perfect, bro.

[04:31:57] That would be so perfect.

[04:31:59] I'll put it on there.

[04:32:00] I'll put it on there.

[04:32:01] See what we are here for.

[04:32:02] I'm gonna go buy me a drink.

[04:32:04] I don't think it's gonna do you any good.

[04:32:06] I'm gonna go buy me a drink.

[04:32:10] Hey!

[04:32:11] Want some fruit?

[04:32:13] Yeah.

[04:32:14] What's up with this thing?

[04:32:17] What's up with this thing?

[04:32:19] Ah, shit.

[04:32:21] Why are you slamming that door like that?

[04:32:25] Woo!

[04:32:27] This is not ice cream, you mute.

[04:32:34] That's what they call it, it's frozen yogurt.

[04:32:37] That was a good one.

[04:32:40] Oh, no.

[04:32:42] That's a little bit.

[04:32:51] Wow, what a good day.

[04:32:52] Oh, they got ice cream.

[04:32:55] What's up?

[04:32:56] My bracelet.

[04:32:57] You got me in here?

[04:32:58] Fuckin' noise!

[04:32:59] Walk up there, bro!

[04:33:00] Get in the back!

[04:33:01] There's the bottle, bro.

[04:33:03] I just can't get it off of you.

[04:33:05] It's over for him.

[04:33:06] He's a cranky old man.

[04:33:09] Wow, Busson.

[04:33:11] You got Busson in here?

[04:33:13] Have fun.

[04:33:14] Ah, bro.

[04:33:15] What's up?

[04:33:16] What's up?

[04:33:17] Busson.

[04:33:18] What's up?

[04:33:19] Busson.

[04:33:20] Busson.

[04:33:21] Busson.

[04:33:22] You got me in here?

[04:33:53] I've said no I'm talking about I'll tell you bro he had a chrome heart whistle it

[04:34:10] was blowing it and every time he got done blowing it he was like that's a

[04:34:14] chrome heart whistle I'm like what the fuck and then he took his little no it

[04:34:23] I CARE BOOKE I SAID!

[04:34:25] Over and over and over again!

[04:34:27] Huh?

[04:34:29] A B!

[04:34:37] I'm telling you bro, this man is a fiend, bro!

[04:34:45] You are bad!

[04:34:47] You are bad fucker!

[04:34:53] Look, there you are.

[04:34:56] You taste the man in a week.

[04:34:59] In a week.

[04:35:00] That's got to be fake.

[04:35:01] No, he showed it.

[04:35:02] He's on fire.

[04:35:03] You believe he got fruit and tarts, right?

[04:35:10] What original tarts have we got?

[04:35:16] Straight to the fruit, man.

[04:35:18] Give me something to drink.

[04:35:23] Hey, what's your new stream?

[04:35:26] Are you joining Core for a day?

[04:35:28] Yeah, same thing you got signed contract.

[04:35:31] We're gonna have to get some more strawberries.

[04:35:34] Thank you.

[04:35:36] It does taste good on this.

[04:35:39] So what?

[04:35:41] I don't know.

[04:35:43] I don't know.

[04:35:45] I'm trying to keep it low enough.

[04:35:55] Not that time this is the way it is.

[04:36:00] What do you think I'm trying to do?

[04:36:03] Ooh, some mobile balls.

[04:36:05] Want some, bro?

[04:36:07] Sure.

[04:36:09] I feel like all you can think about today is the major girls, bro.

[04:36:12] I literally have only been drinking for about a month.

[04:36:15] Oh, what?

[04:36:16] There's some girls over at the carrier that I haven't used before.

[04:36:19] That's Asian girls.

[04:36:20] Was you a part of the stop-age-making group?

[04:36:23] Of course.

[04:36:23] What did you do for it?

[04:36:24] Um...

[04:36:26] I was an ice-cream. I just opened it.

[04:36:28] So, what was that? I was just like,

[04:36:30] posting everything, I just thought I'd make some hate posts.

[04:36:32] You're going to have followers right there, right?

[04:36:35] Yeah.

[04:36:37] Hey, I'm a hundred calories?

[04:36:40] What the hell, bro?

[04:36:42] Hey, where did you take your girl in the first thing?

[04:36:52] Dinner?

[04:36:53] Where?

[04:36:54] The dinner.

[04:36:55] Where?

[04:36:56] Any good dinners, boss?

[04:36:57] Where did you take your girl in the first thing?

[04:37:00] Out of here.

[04:37:01] Where?

[04:37:02] Out of here.

[04:37:03] Cool.

[04:37:04] That makes sense.

[04:37:05] I got nice, fine, nice.

[04:37:06] Where?

[04:37:07] Like, uh...

[04:37:08] Stay out of it.

[04:37:09] Yeah, stay out of it.

[04:37:10] Like no one.

[04:37:11] First date?

[04:37:14] So I'm saying it.

[04:37:15] All right.

[04:37:16] You know where our first date will be?

[04:37:17] On arcade.

[04:37:18] Where we've been.

[04:37:20] And then you know where.

[04:37:21] You ain't going nowhere until...

[04:37:23] So you never took your girl out on a nice dinner date?

[04:37:28] We sat out in the chair and talked.

[04:37:30] That was the first date.

[04:37:31] That's what I'm telling you, baby.

[04:37:32] But I'm too...

[04:37:33] Listen, I'm not alive.

[04:37:34] I'm too rich for the dates.

[04:37:36] But I know why, because if you get with me,

[04:37:38] it changes your life for too late.

[04:37:40] I'm not going to impress you with what I got.

[04:37:42] I'm going to impress you with this person that I am.

[04:37:44] Are you doing the like it on a basis?

[04:37:46] No, I don't think it's now.

[04:37:48] The thing is, is you're taking it on a date

[04:37:50] and you're going to take it on a totally expensive date

[04:37:52] because you're rich in the average human.

[04:37:54] You're a 1-0.1%.

[04:37:56] The thing is, is that I have tried to

[04:37:58] that what I'm doing instead of paying for something,

[04:38:00] I'm going to be doing a real deal off camera.

[04:38:02] I think the best first date is

[04:38:04] Arcade.

[04:38:06] RK

[04:38:08] Fuck

[04:38:10] Cause you get to play with pussies and being interact with each other and it's no joke

[04:38:17] The first first date is getting to know each other

[04:38:20] Not like that movie shit

[04:38:22] Movie is pretty good

[04:38:24] Movie is ass

[04:38:26] Okay

[04:38:28] Fuck bro, this is not a real date

[04:38:30] This is a good date

[04:38:32] Did you do this like me?

[04:38:34] I would like to donate that one to the press.

[04:38:38] Yes, you will.

[04:38:40] I will do it.

[04:38:42] You want to do it?

[04:38:44] I don't want to.

[04:38:46] I don't want to.

[04:38:48] We're donating, you're not going to donate?

[04:38:50] No.

[04:38:52] See this man?

[04:38:54] He said he's donating.

[04:38:56] He wants to see him play his students.

[04:38:58] Thank you.

[04:39:00] Can you say hi to the A-con here?

[04:39:02] Awesome.

[04:39:04] Who's our son?

[04:39:06] I'm here.

[04:39:08] I thought I was my sister.

[04:39:10] Why would you be here?

[04:39:16] Hi, welcome in.

[04:39:18] Whoa!

[04:39:20] Did you want to say hi too?

[04:39:22] Yeah.

[04:39:24] Then you basically walk it on the wall or you don't get it?

[04:39:28] Uh, I think it'll stay here.

[04:39:29] You have a right side.

[04:39:30] Oh, I love the man.

[04:39:32] So he has to take that little bit of tape,

[04:39:34] and it has to change something.

[04:39:35] It's just a little bit of a shock.

[04:39:38] I don't think he's gonna stop.

[04:39:40] It's not something to be shocked about.

[04:39:42] We are in the safest streets in California.

[04:39:46] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:39:47] I don't like the high seats either.

[04:39:49] That's really what we did today...

[04:40:15] Food.

[04:40:16] Did you check on your cousin?

[04:40:18] My cousin is coming out here very soon actually.

[04:40:23] Did you check on him?

[04:40:24] Any of you okay?

[04:40:25] I left all my day ones in Lawlinson, Texas.

[04:40:32] That's how I'm here.

[04:40:36] I'm trying to read the chat.

[04:40:38] Calm down, that's it.

[04:40:39] You left them all here?

[04:40:40] Yeah.

[04:40:41] But when I'm back in Lawlinson, I check in.

[04:40:43] I'm not you, you thought your day was here?

[04:40:47] No.

[04:40:48] That's what I'm saying bro.

[04:40:50] Thanks.

[04:40:51] Thanks.

[04:40:52] Leave out your day one and be rough.

[04:40:55] Well let's go day one.

[04:40:58] It's LeBron James Daughter.

[04:41:01] Kids.

[04:41:02] No, LeBron James Daughter, you're about to say me.

[04:41:05] You want LeBron James Daughter to be cool?

[04:41:07] Don't leave that day one.

[04:41:10] Oh, shit like that.

[04:41:18] How many days, bro?

[04:41:26] Want yours, huh?

[04:41:28] Where'd you crack it?

[04:41:30] Uh, actually, just once, um, the crack head went up to me when I was streaming through a pumpkin at me.

[04:41:34] I could shoot either.

[04:41:39] But now someone can level me?

[04:41:42] It's up.

[04:41:44] I can't remember.

[04:41:46] Really?

[04:41:48] So, I'm alone today for a girl.

[04:41:52] Yeah, I like to grab on the beach.

[04:41:55] Pumpkin has an activation.

[04:41:57] That's when we set it up.

[04:41:59] Right, can't cover. It's 1 a.m. at night.

[04:42:01] I'm thinking some kind of street activity

[04:42:04] Pull it up

[04:42:05] Start saying right up. See like are you quoted my thoughts big double pumpkin?

[04:42:09] Do the pumpkin at my head while I was on the tape?

[04:42:14] Yep, I do shit

[04:42:19] Now you walk way over after

[04:42:31] You're bossing up in the Cheat Talk Shop?

[04:42:33] Actually, yeah.

[04:42:34] Did your cousin drop it off?

[04:42:36] I don't know.

[04:42:39] That's your honey?

[04:42:40] That's me, this guy.

[04:42:43] I actually bought some bosses off Cheat Talk Shop.

[04:42:45] What did I say?

[04:42:47] Actually, one of your family members made it.

[04:42:50] Oh good.

[04:42:51] Let's cut it.

[04:43:01] I don't know what it is.

[04:43:08] It's like one of the worst things in two years ago.

[04:43:12] I think it's 700 or something.

[04:43:16] I'll do a sub-dog.

[04:43:23] You know that Finnish beach?

[04:43:25] I don't know what beach it was, but it was a ghetto one, for sure.

[04:43:28] Finnish beach for sure.

[04:43:30] Can you look at my camera to back you, you know?

[04:43:35] Yeah.

[04:43:36] You think you can imagine yourself for who you are right now?

[04:43:39] Like if you, you think you can imagine who you are right now?

[04:43:44] Honestly, now it's going to work out off this job my whole life.

[04:43:49] And then,

[04:43:52] start embarrassing myself on TikTok, doing four poses.

[04:43:56] It's like, you know what?

[04:43:58] I can do this.

[04:44:00] Your father

[04:44:04] Wait, you thought you'd be a bum-ass book that's just don't work. I don't know 95 office job, you know some regular shit

[04:44:19] But life like moving hysteria

[04:44:25] Let's make you do this

[04:44:30] That's all y'all know.

[04:44:32] That Vietnamese food is no problem.

[04:44:34] The Chow Mi, Chow Mi news.

[04:44:36] I'm not Chinese though.

[04:44:38] I'm not Chinese though.

[04:44:40] I was going to get my bone bone from you.

[04:44:42] I'm a kid, you're not fried?

[04:44:44] I'm not fried.

[04:44:46] It's other Chinese food.

[04:44:48] I'm not fried.

[04:44:50] I'm a kid.

[04:44:52] I'm not fried.

[04:44:54] I'm not fried.

[04:44:56] I'm not fried.

[04:44:58] is oven toasted.

[04:45:04] Maybe we'll have a fun day today.

[04:45:07] You're a hot yo-yo-yo.

[04:45:10] I can't even say, I keep getting seen. I'm broke.

[04:45:15] I want to say stuff that I would never do honestly.

[04:45:18] Because my jokes just come off as, you know what I mean?

[04:45:20] Yeah.

[04:45:21] I feel like you hear all your jokes though.

[04:45:23] I remember a streamer you, right?

[04:45:25] Yeah.

[04:45:28] I remember that streamer you used to go around and get a few subs, but I don't even give a fuck, she didn't give a fuck.

[04:45:37] Some girl went up to me and, off stream, was like, yo can I get some gift of subs?

[04:45:41] I was like, yeah, I got you. She's like, no, no, no, no, don't run, put my Twitch username in your notes out so she could give me subs.

[04:45:49] I was like, damn, and then she put her name in my notes out and I never give you subs.

[04:45:54] You know what's crazy to me?

[04:45:55] I've been having a lot of people trying to collab with me.

[04:45:58] They bring up food but I never touch it.

[04:46:01] Yeah.

[04:46:02] Because you are more than just food, man.

[04:46:05] You're saying?

[04:46:07] Yeah, I knew about myself.

[04:46:08] Yeah, I can't know to make up.

[04:46:10] Keep that food shit niche.

[04:46:12] Like I would never do a collab with you.

[04:46:15] What the fuck are we doing?

[04:46:17] A food collab. Like on YouTube.

[04:46:18] Oh.

[04:46:19] You'll never be on my YouTube channel.

[04:46:21] What the fuck did we do today?

[04:46:23] What?

[04:46:24] Bro, you know what's irritating about your girl?

[04:46:27] You're gonna tell them what you're gonna do to her.

[04:46:29] Sorry, I can know what I'm doing to her.

[04:46:34] Tomorrow, man, I'm gonna find her and reveal my...

[04:46:38] They want you to, like, uproar with her.

[04:46:44] You get on the street and...

[04:46:46] No, no, they don't want to know what you're doing.

[04:46:49] Because they're on the street to see what you're doing to her.

[04:46:51] And when they see what you feel, they get into us.

[04:46:53] You walk.

[04:46:55] Well, yeah.

[04:46:55] So when I start my show, I'm going to be like, yo, today,

[04:46:58] Dub and Wu-Wa pullin' up.

[04:47:01] And then I'm going to be like, yo,

[04:47:02] Dub and Wu-Wa pullin' up in the mall, so they get hype.

[04:47:06] You know, like, you don't know my fans anymore.

[04:47:08] So yes, I was just going to start my stream today.

[04:47:11] I do want this great spoon.

[04:47:15] Oh, saving a spoon?

[04:47:18] A plastic spoon?

[04:47:19] It's a hard plastic.

[04:47:21] They're a lot.

[04:47:22] This is a good school.

[04:47:24] It's pretty cool, school.

[04:47:28] You're the first person I know that saves schools.

[04:47:31] I'm not.

[04:47:32] You're cracking it saves schools all the time.

[04:47:35] That's what I said, I know.

[04:47:43] Not for a person.

[04:47:44] How do you know you can't for a person?

[04:47:46] I'm gonna fight up.

[04:47:48] I'm gonna be different every time.

[04:47:50] Okay.

[04:47:52] Ready for this?

[04:48:00] Hey, you watch that Resident Evil movie yet?

[04:48:02] Resident Evil is the boss.

[04:48:04] I don't watch stuff like that.

[04:48:06] I don't.

[04:48:08] I was good.

[04:48:10] I don't watch stuff like that.

[04:48:12] You are never ever.

[04:48:14] I've seen a second of Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, any Disney Channel show or movie.

[04:48:26] Not only do I blow up on the Pixar, I've never watched Frozen, I've never watched Frozen 2,

[04:48:33] I've never watched anything Disney.

[04:48:35] What are you going to be about?

[04:48:36] Well listen, I've never seen Harry Potter.

[04:48:39] You are alive, bro.

[04:48:41] You know toys, huh?

[04:48:42] Yeah, but you know, um, Mercedes is, you know, made back as Mercedes.

[04:48:48] I know, but the low low low.

[04:48:52] You're a bot, though.

[04:48:54] Hey, Nissan, what, Nissan?

[04:48:55] You're gonna go visit some Disney movies tonight, okay?

[04:48:57] How are you gonna have a debate about Disney movies?

[04:48:59] I'm gonna go visit some Disney movies tonight.

[04:49:01] Oh, like, Nissan is Lamborghini, right?

[04:49:04] What?

[04:49:06] Nissan don't have a good owner.

[04:49:08] Yeah, I don't know, bro.

[04:49:10] But I've never seen Harry Potter. It's a lot of different movies I've never seen.

[04:49:15] What are you talking about bro?

[04:49:17] Like Cheetah Girls. Never watched none of that shit though.

[04:49:20] Who hasn't seen Cheetah Girls?

[04:49:22] What is a cheetah girl?

[04:49:24] It's a big Disney movie.

[04:49:26] High school musical, I never watched that.

[04:49:28] I had a big booboo bro.

[04:49:30] Big carpet bro.

[04:49:32] Trying to open it.

[04:49:34] Trying to open it.

[04:49:36] Like looking at me like that.

[04:49:39] I don't think I care about your carpet bird.

[04:49:41] This nigga is going to do real shit out here in the world.

[04:49:45] You should be happy that we could be outside of you in the movies.

[04:49:49] In other parts of the world, they gotta worry about a palm hit somewhere or something.

[04:49:53] That's right. Why? That's silly.

[04:49:55] And you worry about a guy that you want us to see a man get somebody carrying a wound

[04:49:59] because they got hit by a missile with a big bunny before them.

[04:50:02] I was just trying to talk to you about a carpet bird.

[04:50:05] Fuck that girl. You selfish as hell.

[04:50:07] What the fuck I didn't even say anything about the other shit like yeah

[04:50:16] Why is only one comment

[04:50:21] My comments is going but it's only showing one on the top screen

[04:50:27] Stop on that body, bro

[04:50:37] fuck nobody's gonna quit that

[04:50:40] it's disgusting

[04:50:42] fuck man

[04:50:44] shit hurt

[04:50:47] stop by here in 2022

[04:50:50] we don't buy bro

[04:50:51] shit wet

[04:50:59] you better end your shit

[04:51:01] i'm trying to see what my thinking is from

[04:51:03] So why are we taking off, cause it was raining.

[04:51:33] you

[04:52:03] you

[04:52:33] you

[04:53:03] you

[04:53:33] you

[04:54:03] You

[04:54:18] Now you should leave the country I am

[04:54:22] That's that's the level of I am

[04:54:25] I'm leaving

[04:54:28] Real where I

[04:54:31] Don't tell my people to see it

[04:54:33] Hi, man.

[04:54:35] It's not Vietnamese.

[04:54:37] I didn't ask.

[04:54:39] Oh, you're from Vietnam?

[04:54:41] I'm from Vietnam, yes.

[04:54:43] Oh, why do you keep letting me disrespect you?

[04:54:45] I'm from Vietnam.

[04:54:47] I'm from Vietnam,

[04:54:49] but I'm from Vietnam,

[04:54:51] but I'm from Vietnamese.

[04:54:53] What do you say it's from Vietnamese?

[04:54:55] I'm from Vietnam,

[04:54:57] but my parents are from Vietnam,

[04:54:59] but I'm from Texas.

[04:55:01] during my safety record.

[04:55:03] Pshht.

[04:55:04] All right then.

[04:55:08] Oh my God.

[04:55:09] You're like a movie for a movie,

[04:55:10] you're like a pop star.

[04:55:11] I know, it's a cool hug.

[04:55:13] Hey, don't worry, bro.

[04:55:14] We are after this.

[04:55:17] I hope you enjoy your day, bro.

[04:55:19] I did.

[04:55:21] That's all that matters to me.

[04:55:24] See how y'all had a good day?

[04:55:24] Good stream?

[04:55:27] I'm about to head home, bro.

[04:55:28] I'm about to have to do the email for a stream.

[04:55:31] Oh, you talking about that, leading up for the contract?

[04:55:33] Uh, I'm gonna tell your dad after three months out.

[04:55:37] And this show is fun.

[04:55:38] Tell him to leave.

[04:55:41] Hey, we need to do a day where he just

[04:55:43] lets me babysit you.

[04:55:45] It would be hard.

[04:55:47] I thought you were just doing this.

[04:55:49] No, no, no, this is like first time meeting.

[04:55:51] But I would be honest with you, coolest kid I ever met.

[04:55:55] I'd talk to you like you were going to ask me.

[04:55:57] Now, realistically, this is about like one of the most realistic things I've ever done.

[04:56:04] I just like to day in the life types to do.

[04:56:07] It's about one person.

[04:56:09] The next time we do some crazy shit, we're gonna raise yours, though.

[04:56:14] So you're gonna go already, I'll show you how to do it, yeah?

[04:56:18] And we can call it a night.

[04:56:21] So, Doug, Doug doesn't give you allowance?

[04:56:24] I don't know, does this look good?

[04:56:26] It's funny, use this car.

[04:56:28] Wow, he got you in that 360.

[04:56:31] He said, yo, what?

[04:56:33] He said, well, make this video with me.

[04:56:35] You can use my car, whatever.

[04:56:38] Nothing goes in your way.

[04:56:43] I don't care what you're doing.

[04:56:45] You're gonna be fucking hot.

[04:56:46] Ass.

[04:56:47] Okay.

[04:56:50] Let me ask this question.

[04:56:51] Talk to me.

[04:56:52] If you wanted to do a stream somewhere you could do a stream, how do you do along the way?

[04:56:58] Uh, if I just go to the streams?

[04:57:00] If I wanted to stream somewhere, like at the dentist, what did you do?

[04:57:06] Oh, I had to call the place.

[04:57:07] What did you say?

[04:57:08] I was like, yo, can I stream?

[04:57:10] That's it.

[04:57:11] Uh, yeah.

[04:57:12] Well, I don't call.

[04:57:13] I'm an assisted call.

[04:57:15] She might be like, oh, this is Jason and me and blah, blah, blah, followers, blah, blah, blah, content, and there's an asset.

[04:57:24] This is like prostitution.

[04:57:27] Hey, I got this one.

[04:57:28] Why would a follower do something like this?

[04:57:30] I never understand that.

[04:57:31] Because they get a benefit out of promotion.

[04:57:34] Promotion.

[04:57:35] Come on.

[04:57:36] What do you, what followers do you say Twitch or everything?

[04:57:39] You say across.

[04:57:40] I don't know.

[04:57:41] I don't know.

[04:57:42] Whatever Lubey's saying, she just says it.

[04:57:44] It's not even a system.

[04:57:46] I want to street this one thing that I have to do.

[04:57:48] You know what you do?

[04:57:50] You should go to India and do street food.

[04:57:52] Right.

[04:57:53] I don't want to go.

[04:57:55] That's part of your views.

[04:57:58] India too far.

[04:57:59] It's 27 hours away.

[04:58:00] You go to India and do a street food review.

[04:58:04] It's not worth it.

[04:58:05] I kid you not.

[04:58:06] That video will go nuclear.

[04:58:09] It's not worth it.

[04:58:10] But to me.

[04:58:11] It's a 27 hour flight.

[04:58:13] It's not worth it.

[04:58:14] Really? It's 16 hours out of there.

[04:58:16] What's up?

[04:58:19] I work here.

[04:58:22] I don't like being on the plane.

[04:58:25] I have a kid.

[04:58:26] Just sleep.

[04:58:27] For 27 hours.

[04:58:28] Yes.

[04:58:29] What would you take to do this thing for 27 hours?

[04:58:31] Every jeg, you drag a bastard.

[04:58:34] So I should write to people and be like,

[04:58:36] 86 loves a sister. He has.

[04:58:39] No.

[04:58:40] He should be like,

[04:58:41] I mean, I don't know.

[04:58:42] You need an assistant, you need an assistant.

[04:58:43] I can have someone act like an assistant.

[04:58:45] Yeah, I can have someone act like an assistant.

[04:58:47] Who are you?

[04:58:48] Hey, what would you say?

[04:58:49] I'm not as serious as I want to do with Street.

[04:58:51] I don't know what Louis said, but I'm sure he's like,

[04:58:54] Hello, I am life's assistant.

[04:58:58] He has an acubit alert,

[04:59:01] following a six-milliard across all platforms.

[04:59:06] stream here in exchange for promo or whatever you know and then I'll be like

[04:59:14] yo shout out to the dentist spot and then they'll be happy

[04:59:21] I'll be sure I call my assistant and ask her what she be saying yeah because if I

[04:59:26] could stream in this place that I'm going to I think it'd be a bad stream

[04:59:30] Which one?

[04:59:32] Damn, what is the point of me saying that?

[04:59:38] So that I know, maybe I have a connect.

[04:59:43] Hey, that cannot hear you.

[04:59:47] It's okay bro.

[04:59:48] What's your pick up?

[04:59:51] You see live we're gonna pick up every day.

[04:59:53] Yo look, good question. I'm with dub right now, we're live on stream.

[04:59:58] Uh, they don't have a question for you about.

[05:00:01] Hello?

[05:00:02] Yes.

[05:00:03] So I wanted to go somewhere that I don't think they'll be against streaming.

[05:00:07] I just don't think someone has ever streamed there before.

[05:00:11] What conversation should I have with these young people or this young business to ask them

[05:00:17] could I record while going through the process?

[05:00:21] Think of it as a dentist office.

[05:00:24] A dentist office?

[05:00:26] sort of like his name is.

[05:00:28] Um...

[05:00:30] What are you just going to stream?

[05:00:32] I'm going to die.

[05:00:34] So I'm supposed to be talking to a specialist,

[05:00:36] and I want to ask that I record the process.

[05:00:39] You better get your asshole checked.

[05:00:41] It's a kid.

[05:00:43] I'm sorry.

[05:00:45] You say that and you say it.

[05:00:47] Is that okay if I record the process?

[05:00:49] I'm just going to miss it.

[05:00:51] You're going to stream the process.

[05:00:53] I mean, that should be fine too.

[05:00:55] of course body he's asking like you do you ever go by some spot me like yo this

[05:01:06] is whose goal what's your spot he has this amount of fathers or he just asked

[05:01:10] Well, usually when I ask for it, I just want to say, hey, um, I link your page and then I say, like, this person's going to report at your office is okay.

[05:01:24] Yeah.

[05:01:26] Simple.

[05:01:27] Yeah, someone asks.

[05:01:28] Yeah.

[05:01:29] It's like, it's like a hundred dollars just keepin' goin' through the millions.

[05:01:33] Are you better get a carbon ask a fee?

[05:01:36] I love thank you for your help so what do you buy to do a turkey street that's the biggest

[05:01:51] waste of time my life hair transplant street 17 hours so I used to do a hair transplant

[05:01:57] that would be generational and there's definitely some like places in LA where they'll let you

[05:02:03] I would record the entire process, like in the surgery.

[05:02:08] I would never do that surgery.

[05:02:10] I would never do that surgery.

[05:02:14] Are you even out of here for like nine months?

[05:02:18] I mean, it's better to fucking wear the same stick he had every day.

[05:02:22] Your dad is bald.

[05:02:23] You are bald.

[05:02:24] Your dad is bald.

[05:02:25] Your beard don't fit.

[05:02:26] Wait, do you know dad?

[05:02:27] Do you still work?

[05:02:29] Uh, he works quite as easy.

[05:02:31] Why is he bored?

[05:02:33] Yeah.

[05:02:34] It's because you see no hog?

[05:02:36] That's why you worried?

[05:02:38] I've ever seen my parents kiss or hug it's me.

[05:02:44] Really?

[05:02:45] Yeah.

[05:02:47] They probably gave up years ago.

[05:02:50] No funny shit here.

[05:02:51] What the f-

[05:02:52] What's that gonna mean?

[05:02:53] They probably gave up romantically years ago.

[05:02:56] Nothing!

[05:02:58] They got it.

[05:03:01] What is TOS? Blood?

[05:03:04] Yeah, go a girl can have a period of sleep.

[05:03:07] What the fuck are you talking about?

[05:03:12] It's a car bro. Alright bro. It's too cold out here.

[05:03:16] I don't take that.

[05:03:22] Oh, are you trying to tell me that I'm getting an issue right now?

[05:03:26] Ah, yeah.

[05:03:28] You can drop it.

[05:03:30] That's what you got.

[05:03:32] I just can't see.

[05:03:34] We can't see.

[05:03:36] You can't see?

[05:03:38] You got tanks on there?

[05:03:40] Can I open that for you, fuck?

[05:03:42] They're gonna open that for you.

[05:03:44] I thought you'd open that for me, bro.

[05:03:46] Come on, man.

[05:03:48] You can open my door, too.

[05:03:58] Hey, Jason, you're bad at looking at your pack, bro.

[05:04:04] What'd you say?

[05:04:05] You know when I come into your stream and you do IRL, I wait to hit send until I see

[05:04:13] you finish grabbing your phone.

[05:04:15] It's somebody right now that say, hey, Jason, I'm dying.

[05:04:18] I'm on my motherfucking bed, my death bed right now in hospice.

[05:04:23] last message to you hoping you say something and you ain't looking to phone

[05:04:26] 17 minutes you're a horrible person yeah bro I've been I've been streaming I've

[05:04:32] been chatting I can't see hey Jason I'm done bro if someone's dying right now

[05:04:41] wait somebody just said it yes it's but go to Google Maps no Google Maps no no no

[05:04:46] oh yeah Google Maps because Apple Maps ass is going away

[05:04:51] Apple CarPlay bot bro i know bro Apple CarPlay you bot

[05:04:55] CarPlay top left top left yeah and then click on that little little

[05:05:02] uh four squares on the bottom nigga i have one right there Google Maps

[05:05:07] well act like it then bro why don't you just own Apple Maps

[05:05:11] no no we don't we go with Google Maps so why don't you just own

[05:05:15] Yeah, yeah, but we got a Swiss

[05:05:17] You know how to get home from home

[05:05:23] Waze better

[05:05:27] Only people that sell drugs use weight or

[05:05:32] Zanhe

[05:05:34] Give a fuck the police in the area. That's right. Yeah ways is just for people to come in a like rons

[05:05:40] Yeah, because they'll like ways you'll tell you where the police is at

[05:05:44] Where's you know other drugs?

[05:05:48] You literally just re-rocked my fucking my you re-rocked my joke and made it a serious that's your hat

[05:05:55] What's wrong with you, bro?

[05:05:57] What's wrong with you, bro?

[05:05:59] How much your veneers cost?

[05:06:02] 27,000

[05:06:05] 27,000

[05:06:06] They look like you got them like a free promo

[05:06:11] Papineers is top-notch it. Hey, hey, wait, that's your laugh. Yeah, no wonder you single bro

[05:06:20] I couldn't imagine like waking up to you, you know, I mean I could say the same

[05:06:26] Exactly, like if I was a girl and now I just know like you already chopped in it when you wake up you extra chopped

[05:06:31] That's what you think. Yeah

[05:06:33] And your hat is do you go to sleep with a hat on or no? I use what we'll up guys

[05:06:38] Go to sleep

[05:06:39] I'm still capped

[05:06:40] That ass

[05:06:41] Damn bro

[05:06:42] Ask him bro

[05:06:43] You don't let your head breathe bro

[05:06:44] For what?

[05:06:45] There's nothing

[05:06:46] There's nothing

[05:06:47] You do you shower with a skullcap on

[05:06:49] But you don't let your body breathe

[05:06:51] All you do is

[05:06:52] I sleep naked

[05:06:53] Huh?

[05:06:54] I sleep naked with no clothes on

[05:06:55] I'm causing it

[05:06:57] Okay so if you get in the bath take a nap

[05:06:59] What?

[05:07:00] What are you doing message?

[05:07:02] Well, that was different than, like, skiing.

[05:07:04] Yeah, I was not.

[05:07:05] Yes it is.

[05:07:06] What's the difference about it?

[05:07:07] Well, now I'm awake, so I don't...

[05:07:08] Wait, you mean you sleep?

[05:07:09] You gonna wake up?

[05:07:10] No.

[05:07:11] When I sleep, I'm gonna go deep sleep.

[05:07:12] So, you live at the core house?

[05:07:15] Yeah.

[05:07:16] Okay, so, if you go to sleep...

[05:07:18] Yeah.

[05:07:19] Isn't your room connected to the backyard?

[05:07:21] Uh, no, no.

[05:07:22] It's upstairs.

[05:07:23] So, that's my stream room.

[05:07:25] That's my stream room.

[05:07:26] I got a stream room and I got bedroom.

[05:07:28] So, if the house is on fire, you just run out ass naked.

[05:07:32] I mean, I'd have to, yeah.

[05:07:34] Huh?

[05:07:34] I'd have to, yeah.

[05:07:35] And you would look like a mannequin.

[05:07:38] Old brick.

[05:07:41] You thought of mannequins being a little pouch.

[05:07:44] That's not me.

[05:07:45] Yeah, we thought you're not going to GTA 6, bro.

[05:07:50] They didn't know what you was, and he was bald.

[05:07:52] But quickly?

[05:07:53] Right, yo.

[05:07:54] Your ability record was in your booty, yo.

[05:07:58] Yo, we thought you're not going to GTA 6.

[05:08:01] They see, uh, Bill Henry, like, I don't know what he is.

[05:08:05] They rip some shit out of him, and then the rest of it,

[05:08:10] you shit it back up.

[05:08:11] So I don't know how you do it.

[05:08:13] And that money thing of shit is a miracle cord

[05:08:15] back in his body.

[05:08:17] You don't even know that me as a love.

[05:08:20] Anyway, having skin color, you was just pale.

[05:08:27] Hey, when you first came, you got it.

[05:08:30] When you first came out the movie, you were super surfer.

[05:08:32] You were just great.

[05:08:34] With no, no pee-pee.

[05:08:36] And you just...

[05:08:36] Ah!

[05:08:37] Ha!

[05:08:38] Ha!

[05:08:39] Ha!

[05:08:40] Help me!

[05:08:40] Ah!

[05:08:41] Ah!

[05:08:41] Help me!

[05:08:42] The young pee-pee of movie, you was eight months.

[05:08:45] It should just pop out.

[05:08:46] Ha!

[05:08:47] Ha!

[05:08:48] Ha!

[05:08:48] He was eating some rice milk, and just...

[05:08:51] Ha!

[05:08:52] Ha!

[05:08:53] Ha!

[05:08:54] Ha!

[05:08:55] Ha!

[05:08:56] Ha!

[05:08:57] Ha!

[05:08:58] Ha!

[05:08:59] Ha!

[05:08:59] Oh, mine didn't have to have to have to have a knife.

[05:09:04] Oh my God.

[05:09:05] Yo, daddy was pissing out his ass.

[05:09:08] He was pissing out his ass.

[05:09:09] Ah!

[05:09:10] Ah!

[05:09:11] Ah!

[05:09:12] Ah!

[05:09:13] You know, daddy was going to the, uh, the urinals.

[05:09:16] Ain't that what they call it, urinals?

[05:09:18] Yes.

[05:09:18] I think it was getting ass naked.

[05:09:21] Ah!

[05:09:22] Tooting his ass up.

[05:09:23] Ah!

[05:09:24] Ah!

[05:09:25] Ah!

[05:09:26] Ah!

[05:09:27] Ah!

[05:09:28] Ah!

[05:09:28] Yeah.

[05:09:29] Oh my god.

[05:09:30] And then you gotta get back there for what they call that when you go to sports.

[05:09:36] What's that shit called?

[05:09:37] The checkup you give when you go to sports?

[05:09:39] A physical.

[05:09:40] A physical.

[05:09:41] Oh man.

[05:09:42] I'm gonna miss the pay.

[05:09:43] What they call this shit a pee pee.

[05:09:45] It makes sense.

[05:09:46] You just say it.

[05:09:47] Because they call my shit the B word.

[05:09:48] They call this shit a pee pee.

[05:09:50] Hey Mr. Wands, let me show you pee pee.

[05:09:53] The magic school bus theme song is good to play

[05:10:03] I love you

[05:10:14] I love you, you love me.

[05:10:16] I love you.

[05:10:18] I love you.

[05:10:20] That didn't even shoot me.

[05:10:22] Oh my God.

[05:10:24] Your daddy and uncle will be borrowing PPS.

[05:10:30] Hey Jim, what you doing today?

[05:10:32] I'm chilling.

[05:10:34] Can I have the PPS please?

[05:10:36] Gosh darn it John.

[05:10:38] I guess they gotta shut up.

[05:10:40] PPS my ass.

[05:10:42] Oh my god!

[05:10:43] You're the biggest diaper roll right now.

[05:10:45] You know, you're an uncle with him.

[05:10:47] Mississippi with his pee pee drink.

[05:10:51] Yo!

[05:10:52] Oh my god!

[05:10:53] You gonna get GTA 6, bro?

[05:10:55] I give.

[05:10:59] Hey, you Jason got hit in the uh, Goots, what they...

[05:11:02] Is your pee pee okay?

[05:11:04] Haha!

[05:11:05] Is your pee pee okay?

[05:11:07] I think it's going to your body.

[05:11:09] Hey, and Jason died in your first Asian African fuck Robin and shit.

[05:11:16] Yo, he's crying right now.

[05:11:21] Baby.

[05:11:23] Oh my gosh.

[05:11:25] Are you serious?

[05:11:27] Jason started using baby wipes.

[05:11:29] He was breathing.

[05:11:31] He had a boogie home.

[05:11:33] Oh my god.

[05:11:35] Oh my god!

[05:11:36] Oh yeah, it was a belly button.

[05:11:37] Then he first came up.

[05:11:39] He had no tinny or nothing.

[05:11:41] Just a belly button.

[05:11:43] It was the only thing bad.

[05:11:45] Huh?

[05:11:46] Huh?

[05:11:47] Huh?

[05:11:47] Yeah?

[05:11:48] Oh my god.

[05:11:49] You came out looking like a squirtle with no sails.

[05:11:53] You can't even see it!

[05:11:55] You looked like a squirtle.

[05:11:57] You got the PS5!

[05:11:59] Oh my god.

[05:12:01] Oh my god.

[05:12:03] You're gonna get a GTA6.

[05:12:07] I'm really, you're not gonna, if y'all, if y'all was me, y'all wouldn't let, I'm letting

[05:12:13] you play GTA 6.

[05:12:15] They take your bro to GTA 6?

[05:12:17] No, I'm letting him play it.

[05:12:19] Bro, I was 8.

[05:12:21] Bro, I was, I played GTA, GTA 3, GTA Vice City, GTA San Andreas, GTA 4, 5, and not 6.

[05:12:31] I hope I'm going to my head blown off before November.

[05:12:33] I have to play GTA.

[05:12:35] What if you go into the shoe store?

[05:12:37] Huh?

[05:12:37] What if you go into the shoe store?

[05:12:40] What do you mean?

[05:12:41] The shoe store.

[05:12:42] In GTA?

[05:12:43] Yes.

[05:12:43] What's the shoe store?

[05:12:45] The club.

[05:12:45] The high heel store.

[05:12:47] Oh.

[05:12:48] How do you know what that is?

[05:12:49] What?

[05:12:50] How do you know what that is?

[05:12:52] Well, how do you know what that is?

[05:12:55] Because who doesn't know what that is?

[05:12:57] I didn't know what that was.

[05:12:59] So you gonna go to the strip club if you go in GTA?

[05:13:02] Seems like you've already been there.

[05:13:04] Huh?

[05:13:05] If I have to.

[05:13:07] What the fuck do you mean if you have to?

[05:13:10] You have to go?

[05:13:12] What is, okay, think of what you think the mission in GTA to go to the strip club, no me.

[05:13:17] It happened.

[05:13:19] It's not a mission, bro.

[05:13:20] No, it's not a mission.

[05:13:22] I don't know.

[05:13:23] Just think of what you think it might be.

[05:13:25] Yo.

[05:13:25] I don't know.

[05:13:26] You just self-appointed me.

[05:13:28] You're self-appointed.

[05:13:29] You play the campaign GTA V?

[05:13:34] No, I never play GTA V.

[05:13:36] Who would you watch play that?

[05:13:39] It's gonna be everyone on tiktok.

[05:13:42] What? I've never heard of a shoe store until I see Ron going to the shoe store.

[05:13:48] You want to play GTA, I'll let you play. I'm gonna download GTA V.

[05:13:51] I'm afraid that you play it, man.

[05:13:54] That's okay.

[05:13:56] It's a good game, man.

[05:13:59] That's a good habit, old Steve.

[05:14:02] Yeah, I've been down a lot of this so many times.

[05:14:05] You know the coach?

[05:14:06] Yeah.

[05:14:09] Hey, how did we do that?

[05:14:12] What did you do?

[05:14:13] How did we do that thing?

[05:14:18] Fuck, I'm crying, bro.

[05:14:21] That was so fun.

[05:14:22] You stop laughing after he said he's gonna let you play GT86.

[05:14:30] Hey bro, you forgot the cone?

[05:14:38] Why you took the spoon too?

[05:14:43] You took the spoon too?

[05:14:45] I just took these cones.

[05:14:52] I know the gas station hate to see me coming cuz they know I'm about to pay for the

[05:15:02] honey just for Arizona tea while I'm here let me get a icy while I'm here

[05:15:07] let me get a white tea cuz you know people in the hood get white teeth from

[05:15:11] the gas station

[05:15:13] Princess P in the passenger seat so damn spoiled she'll need to say please I

[05:15:22] know she love me I know she love me I know she love me but what does that mean

[05:15:26] What does that mean?

[05:15:28] What does that mean?

[05:15:30] Turn it up, bro.

[05:15:32] Turn it up, bro.

[05:15:34] Turn it up.

[05:15:36] What?

[05:15:38] It's on, bro.

[05:15:40] I'm playing your theme song.

[05:15:42] Oh, you playing?

[05:15:44] What is that?

[05:15:46] It's not even playing.

[05:15:48] Why?

[05:15:52] You feel safe being

[05:15:54] safe getting what a black person over there black person how would I feel how

[05:16:00] would I feel like scared I wouldn't join corny man what up I don't party

[05:16:07] girl friends that breakin up child I would you know we got an extra spot for

[05:16:13] you just uh she send me your email I will all right saying send me some here

[05:16:19] Wait, let me get your number real quick.

[05:16:22] All right.

[05:16:23] Hey, hey, Doug, I can get his number?

[05:16:26] Is it contact?

[05:16:27] You already asked me.

[05:16:29] Just say it, bro.

[05:16:31] Of course I do.

[05:16:33] I think we're about getting leaked.

[05:16:37] At least don't show me.

[05:16:39] Let me tell you this dumbass shit, who I'm dating.

[05:16:42] He prank-calls people, right?

[05:16:44] I hear him. He prank-calls people.

[05:16:46] but he's calling with his number so everybody knows that's him like I'm

[05:16:54] like I was the stupid where's the garage man it's all the way down yeah go the

[05:16:58] way down

[05:17:03] I'm having a dog just takes you know your number

[05:17:08] Oh shit is that right there, the balloon.

[05:17:15] I'm getting money, bro.

[05:17:38] Yeah, you know, I've been driving in there, come on, honey.

[05:17:58] Bruh?

[05:17:59] Yeah.

[05:18:00] But he's about one of them

[05:18:04] You got the GT3 RS is a turbo s

[05:18:11] Yeah

[05:18:17] Are you going to addition

[05:18:19] No

[05:18:30] What is this?

[05:18:32] Oh, here it is.

[05:18:34] You find for this?

[05:18:36] I don't like the color.

[05:18:38] You don't like the color?

[05:18:40] I got the cream kind of look good with the red interior.

[05:18:44] And I love the make-up.

[05:18:46] I think any is a good combo.

[05:18:48] This is not too old.

[05:18:50] The mirror? Oh, it's tinted.

[05:18:52] I'm going to get a tech art kit.

[05:18:54] And then once I get a tech art kit,

[05:18:56] I'm probably going to get a good color.

[05:18:58] A kid, like adds kid to it.

[05:19:01] What is the kid bumpering to it?

[05:19:03] Which makes it look, what?

[05:19:05] That's a front bumper, a front bumper.

[05:19:07] A lip and something to the back.

[05:19:09] And that's the ladies' shirt right there, in the corner.

[05:19:15] Who?

[05:19:16] Ladies, our Ross Cameron.

[05:19:18] That's the, we're in Port Street.

[05:19:20] The cameras are black?

[05:19:22] What's that?

[05:19:24] That's the ladies' shirt.

[05:19:26] No. No, no. Oh, okay.

[05:19:28] One more left.

[05:19:29] There's a movie of a car coming out of my car.

[05:19:31] No, wait.

[05:19:32] Who car is this picker-upper?

[05:19:34] Uh...

[05:19:36] He's, uh...

[05:19:37] The white one or he's talking about the blue Audi?

[05:19:38] Picker-upper. This...

[05:19:40] Oh, this bullshit right here is crazy.

[05:19:42] Oh, this bullshit.

[05:19:43] Oh, this bullshit, uh...

[05:19:44] I think this is, uh...

[05:19:46] This is my business.

[05:19:48] Oh, really? Yeah.

[05:19:49] You fucked your car?

[05:19:50] No, what's up, man? It's all in the...

[05:19:52] Oh.

[05:19:53] This is your car?

[05:19:54] No.

[05:19:55] So we gonna fix it up

[05:19:57] Give it away

[05:19:58] Really?

[05:19:59] Yeah, see the sacrifice tonight is working

[05:20:03] Fuck you talking about it

[05:20:04] It's not even working bro

[05:20:06] I'm not even cheating, I'm not even near my car

[05:20:09] Look at you

[05:20:11] You've got a shit so long

[05:20:13] What?

[05:20:13] My sacrifice ain't gonna pick me up

[05:20:15] It is, no it's not

[05:20:17] It's stuck

[05:20:18] I don't look

[05:20:22] Holy shit it is coming

[05:20:24] Yeah it was

[05:20:25] Look, fuck!

[05:20:27] Look, look, Chad.

[05:20:29] Yeah.

[05:20:31] It's just riding one mile per hour.

[05:20:35] Holy shit.

[05:20:37] That arm's still going. That arm's just...

[05:20:39] No, you got the whole way.

[05:20:42] I feel like by now you probably could walk up on top of the car.

[05:20:45] It's one mile per hour, though.

[05:20:48] Why is it...

[05:20:49] Wait, it doesn't...

[05:20:51] it's sad enough.

[05:20:52] It gets out...

[05:20:53] I'm looking the room.

[05:20:55] You're a bot.

[05:21:00] You walked to another spot thinking you was gonna...

[05:21:02] Where'd you get them?

[05:21:03] You just walked to your car.

[05:21:04] You're walking to your car, bro.

[05:21:06] I can walk you to your car, bro.

[05:21:09] I'm not still here, man.

[05:21:10] I want to show the chat to you.

[05:21:11] See, now I'm selling.

[05:21:13] You know?

[05:21:14] See, you're not even working either.

[05:21:16] No, we can play hide-and-seek.

[05:21:18] Man, shut your ass up, man.

[05:21:21] I was down, bro.

[05:21:22] I was there for I can see

[05:21:32] Look in I've been looking

[05:21:36] I've been looking

[05:21:38] We go all your shit is in my car still

[05:21:42] Keep the car down here

[05:21:46] We just keep this keep all this shit, man

[05:21:48] I'm taking it.

[05:21:49] Dude, he's going back up!

[05:21:51] Yo, it's never used this feature again.

[05:21:54] Not even moving.

[05:21:55] Never used this feature again.

[05:21:56] Is that the car?

[05:21:57] Oh no.

[05:21:58] What the heck?

[05:21:59] Where is it?

[05:22:00] Hey Tessie, I'm right here.

[05:22:01] Hey Tessie.

[05:22:02] What's your car name?

[05:22:03] It was Cyberwarp.

[05:22:04] Yo Doug, what are we doing right now?

[05:22:06] You could have walked up, drove it down.

[05:22:08] I thought your car was able to slide it along.

[05:22:14] Yo Doug, what are we doing right now? You could have walked up, drove it down.

[05:22:19] I could have dropped out the PS5 and all this shit, and you could have left by now.

[05:22:23] No, bro.

[05:22:25] Just go up the hill.

[05:22:26] Dude, be quiet.

[05:22:30] Is this what you gotta deal with?

[05:22:32] It might have ran into the fountain.

[05:22:38] Yeah, yeah, come on.

[05:22:41] And see, you know, it might have drove away.

[05:22:43] Seriously, bro.

[05:22:45] You've been trying to do this for the past 10 minutes.

[05:22:48] Why would you try to go home to the age girls, bro?

[05:22:51] I'll probably not be there anymore.

[05:22:53] For real? You already checked?

[05:22:55] I checked on my phone, but...

[05:22:57] You dead-ass checked?

[05:22:58] Yeah.

[05:22:59] Oh, just oh forget it. We're gonna reduce to me do a scene. Oh

[05:23:07] Stuff right there it's stuff right there

[05:23:09] So you want to drive down? You want me bring this shit up? I can bring this shit up. Would you like the piece five in the car?

[05:23:15] I really just go out the house and I just believe about the front. No, you don't want to go up here

[05:23:29] Still in front of me, a Cybergun.

[05:23:31] A Cybergun.

[05:23:33] Cybergun, a Cybergun car.

[05:23:39] When are you going to shift your room?

[05:23:41] What, the cars?

[05:23:42] The cars?

[05:23:43] The cars.

[05:23:44] Oh, that's interesting.

[05:23:46] Materialistic, 100%.

[05:23:50] What's with my cars?

[05:23:53] Let's go to this.

[05:23:56] That's you.

[05:23:58] Is this worse?

[05:24:00] I think you both got size 9.

[05:24:02] Why do you have size 10?

[05:24:04] Oh, size 10, yeah.

[05:24:06] So what's a 10 in EU? 42, 43, is that you?

[05:24:08] So you meant?

[05:24:10] Men, men, 9. Men 9. Men 9.

[05:24:14] Mars is right here.

[05:24:16] What?

[05:24:18] What do you mean you're doing?

[05:24:20] Got some new crocs.

[05:24:22] I don't know.

[05:24:24] Where is he?

[05:24:26] Wait.

[05:24:28] Menten.

[05:24:30] Menten?

[05:24:32] Menten.

[05:24:34] I got you bro.

[05:24:36] I got you bro.

[05:24:42] What's that?

[05:24:44] What's that?

[05:24:46] It's a cup of barbeque bro.

[05:24:48] What?

[05:24:50] You getting this gift?

[05:24:52] You sure you want the pizza?

[05:24:54] You doing it?

[05:24:54] No, I want it.

[05:24:55] I don't.

[05:24:56] I'm gonna put it in my pizza box.

[05:24:58] Yeah.

[05:24:59] I'm getting out of here.

[05:25:00] Yeah, I'm getting out of here.

[05:25:01] You don't need to.

[05:25:01] I'm good with you.

[05:25:03] He's all right.

[05:25:04] I might as well throw this to the honest truck too.

[05:25:06] Man, I don't want that shit.

[05:25:07] I bet.

[05:25:08] I bet.

[05:25:09] I don't fucking muster them on me, what I have.

[05:25:11] You don't smell that shit in the past, the fuck out.

[05:25:14] You want one of these, young?

[05:25:16] Here it is.

[05:25:18] Can I have that with the white one?

[05:25:20] Yeah.

[05:25:21] Here you go.

[05:25:22] Thank you.

[05:25:22] Can I go on?

[05:25:24] You want this one? Yeah.

[05:25:26] Are you like Asian girls? Yeah.

[05:25:30] You want this one? No.

[05:25:32] It's a cat.

[05:25:34] You get this one, I'll give you that.

[05:25:36] I mean, you get this one, I'll give that one.

[05:25:38] I don't want that shit!

[05:25:40] You get this one! I don't need the white ones!

[05:25:44] You want American flag?

[05:25:46] Why not like your country?

[05:25:48] I mean, if I would have done it, this would have been in my car.

[05:25:50] in my car.

[05:25:51] It's cool, I got your locker, I can get away from you.

[05:25:53] I got a citizen's shirt from my shirt.

[05:25:55] A citizen's shirt.

[05:25:56] Wait, how do you get inside?

[05:25:58] I just want...

[05:25:59] Make sure you can hold on to that one.

[05:26:01] I can hold it.

[05:26:03] Are you going to be a good stepfather on this?

[05:26:05] Me?

[05:26:06] Yeah.

[05:26:08] I'll make you a father on this.

[05:26:10] I'm not going to be a stepfather.

[05:26:12] Huh?

[05:26:13] I'm not going to be a stepfather.

[05:26:14] I'm going to be a father.

[05:26:15] Really?

[05:26:16] Yeah.

[05:26:17] What is that, I'm going to ask.

[05:26:19] Come on, you're going to be a better person.

[05:26:24] Anybody home?

[05:26:28] Anybody home?

[05:26:36] Are you saying I have to let them know that you've become a citizen?

[05:26:39] No, no, you have to put a darkie on the wall.

[05:27:12] Hey, Gag.

[05:27:14] Alright, chat.

[05:27:16] Oh, man.

[05:27:18] You're a bus on the chat real quick?

[05:27:20] What? Bus on the real quick?

[05:27:22] Why would you do that?

[05:27:24] No. What the fuck are you doing, bro?

[05:27:26] The fuck?

[05:27:28] The fuck is wrong with you?

[05:27:30] The fuck is wrong with you, bro?

[05:27:32] Listen, your chat.

[05:27:34] What do you call your chat?

[05:27:36] What's that?

[05:27:38] Fuck you.

[05:27:40] You know, I appreciate you, bro. You saved me about six days

[05:27:53] Then he fans that they can be buying now it costs like 900

[05:28:03] But it's the nigga right now the house for guns has no beef whatsoever

[05:28:07] He doesn't hunt, he doesn't do anything.

[05:28:09] He's got a house full of bones.

[05:28:11] She's sound like Silky.

[05:28:13] They're like, what's the problem, man?

[05:28:16] That's what I'm saying, that's all I have to tell you.

[05:28:19] How's your mental, bro?

[05:28:20] Don't ask me that, dumbass.

[05:28:22] How's your mental, bro?

[05:28:23] It's good, bro.

[05:28:24] How's your mental, bro?

[05:28:25] He's good.

[05:28:26] You fucked up?

[05:28:27] I fucked up?

[05:28:28] You fucked up?

[05:28:29] No.

[05:28:30] You all right?

[05:28:31] I'm all right.

[05:28:32] You all right, bro?

[05:28:33] What about you?

[05:28:34] You all right?

[05:28:35] I fucked up.

[05:28:36] I'm happy as I've been in my life, but I haven't been getting a lot of sleep.

[05:28:42] You know what I'm saying?

[05:28:43] So sometimes I'm like, dang, bro, I wish I had more sleep and it's like, why don't I

[05:28:46] get, I feel guilty when I wake up and it's past 1130.

[05:28:49] You know what I'm saying?

[05:28:50] I wake up at 1030 and I'm like, okay, let me get started.

[05:28:52] But then I'll get on my bed for 1145 and then I start my day around three or two and it's

[05:28:58] just like, I wish I wanted more sleep.

[05:28:59] You know what I'm saying?

[05:29:00] So they just sleep.

[05:29:01] I want to watch TV more.

[05:29:02] I want to be interactive.

[05:29:03] I want to learn how to read books.

[05:29:04] You want to learn how to read books?

[05:29:05] I want to have a patience to sit down and actually read when I look at people and they said it read books

[05:29:10] I'd be like damn where you find a space there really find a time to do shit like that because I can't find the space where I

[05:29:16] Could just read a book and eat silent. Well, do you listen to music while you read books?

[05:29:20] No, and it's just like why I can't teach nobody nothing

[05:29:22] I can teach I can't teach anybody how to walk it just comes natural your parents think they're teaching how to watch walk

[05:29:28] No, it's just happy. It's like your parents can't teach you how to grab the phone

[05:29:33] They don't teach you how to dig in your nose.

[05:29:35] Don't teach you how to blink.

[05:29:37] A baby already knows to blink because they don't take eyes.

[05:29:40] They already know how to swallow.

[05:29:42] Who the fuck taught a baby how to swallow?

[05:29:44] Who the fuck taught a baby to taste the food and swallow?

[05:29:48] You're fucking me up right now.

[05:29:49] You feel what I'm saying?

[05:29:50] Who told a baby that you hear from this?

[05:29:52] You get what I'm saying?

[05:29:53] Who told a baby that if you wanted to touch me,

[05:29:55] you'd use your finger?

[05:29:56] Why do every baby grab a nigga pinky?

[05:29:59] What the fuck is going on?

[05:30:01] It's crazy you just fuck what the fuck just happened. I'm saying bro. That's what I'm saying

[05:30:06] They use fuck come on more people try to be other people than they sales

[05:30:10] Well, they spend a whole life being somebody else and shut the fuck up just for five seconds. I understand

[05:30:15] You just yeah, just

[05:30:17] Arms get tired. Oh shit. I carry this. I didn't know you still carry that

[05:30:31] No

[05:30:34] This ass nigga that may walk this okay nigga dead right and Disney still going on. Yeah fucked up. That's not

[05:30:42] His legacy just like when you die. He's gonna continue. Take his ass with

[05:30:47] Everything that I built when I be when I die to your day with you. No, no, no

[05:31:01] Hey, hey, hey, hey, come through.

[05:31:03] Come on.

[05:31:04] That's going to drive through the fucking door.

[05:31:06] Yeah, bro.

[05:31:07] It's all right.

[05:31:08] Car, come through.

[05:31:10] Where's that, bro?

[05:31:12] That was a big money run.

[05:31:14] That run?

[05:31:16] What's up, bro?

[05:31:20] Nah.

[05:31:22] He's gone.

[05:31:24] Just dropping off some shit to his house.

[05:31:26] I mean, his severed truck.

[05:31:28] Oh, come to me, car, please.

[05:31:30] Yeah, he's just fleshing.

[05:31:32] What do you mean?

[05:31:33] You see those boys in the wild?

[05:31:34] What you got?

[05:31:35] Uh, I got keyboard, mouse, iPad.

[05:31:38] Oh, yeah.

[05:31:39] And I got a PS5.

[05:31:40] Did you do the trick that I told you or no?

[05:31:42] What trick?

[05:31:43] See, you should put everything on the LEGO set.

[05:31:45] Now he said, I gotta put it in the basket.

[05:31:47] Shh.

[05:31:48] Oh, see, he told him, I didn't say nothing.

[05:31:51] I didn't like that.

[05:31:52] You know damn well.

[05:31:53] All right, bro.

[05:31:54] All right.

[05:31:55] All right, bro.

[05:31:56] Stay Arabian.

[05:31:57] Stay black.

[05:31:59] So, where am I putting this in your trunk, our trunk?

[05:32:04] Well, I'm running Brian in the front, bro.

[05:32:07] Look at that iPad sitting right there.

[05:32:09] That's a bag, bro.

[05:32:11] You see the logo on it, bro.

[05:32:14] That's yours.

[05:32:16] Yeah, look.

[05:32:20] WJC.

[05:32:22] Hold on, hold on. Let me do it.

[05:32:24] Let me do it.

[05:32:26] Are you taking a picture?

[05:32:28] You don't need no more.

[05:32:30] You don't need no more serves.

[05:32:32] Hey, can you do the thing, Doug?

[05:32:34] The flat?

[05:32:36] Can you do the thing, Doug?

[05:32:38] Just do the thing, bro.

[05:32:40] Just do the thing, bro.

[05:32:42] I don't remember what I said.

[05:32:44] I don't remember.

[05:32:46] Did he hit you yes or no?

[05:32:48] Did he hit you yes or no?

[05:32:50] Did he hit you yes or no?

[05:32:52] Did he come in here? I'm not going to know.

[05:32:54] Wait, is it dark?

[05:32:56] Like what if the light is making your face down? Oh, so that's good

[05:33:01] Did he hit you yes or no?

[05:33:04] Yes, or no, did he hit you when you get in here? I'm knocking him out

[05:33:18] I'd be seeing you get close the most when you with me bro

[05:33:21] I felt weird.

[05:33:22] Yeah, it might be you or for you.

[05:33:24] Yeah.

[05:33:25] Wait, nah.

[05:33:26] I'm gonna close the stream, but look at this.

[05:33:28] I'm gonna be giggling all night.

[05:33:30] What?

[05:33:31] Is that weird?

[05:33:32] Yeah, that's what I did.

[05:33:33] I feel like I know where the shit is.

[05:33:35] Oh, don't turn the camera.

[05:33:36] You're a girl walking around.

[05:33:37] It's hard for anybody.

[05:33:38] Don't turn the camera.

[05:33:39] I must have.

[05:33:40] I'm gonna turn the camera.

[05:33:41] Bye, bro.

[05:33:42] I was not.

[05:33:43] That did not look like that.

[05:33:45] What?

[05:33:46] This is right there.

[05:33:47] You're shit.

[05:33:48] Hella delayed, bro.

[05:33:49] Fucking so alright. I'll see you all tomorrow. You do not see me tomorrow

[05:33:53] I don't know the next time I'm a stream. I so hope you enjoyed this stream

[05:33:55] I see all on YouTube in a couple of days W. Jason

[05:33:59] How much money's in there?

[05:34:01] I was running I spent it in probably 20 20

[05:34:04] 2500 yeah, I spent like what's the six

[05:34:08] It was like 400 hours of the crocs. Yeah, it's a food to

[05:34:12] Costco, I appreciate the food appreciate the crocs

[05:34:16] Appreciate the time

[05:34:19] You make my, uh, you make my Twitter, I mean my Twitch community last, my Twitch life last longer.

[05:34:24] Alright, bro.

[05:34:25] I'll text you, sir.

[05:34:26] Alright, man. I'm gonna hit you, move up.

[05:34:27] Alright, bro.

[05:34:28] Alright, bro.

[05:34:29] Alright, chat.

[05:34:30] Alright, bro.

[05:34:31] Alright, bro.

[05:34:34] That'll be fuckin' dumb, man.

[05:34:35] That'll be move up.

[05:34:37] Get on safe!

[05:34:41] Oh, no more, no more.

[05:34:46] Good day.

[05:34:47] Good day.

[05:34:48] Oh, fuck.

[05:34:50] They cut me.

[05:34:52] They cut me.

[05:34:53] I think they cut me, yeah.

[05:34:57] Sam, listen to what's going on.

[05:35:01] I think they cut me.

[05:35:06] They cut me, yeah.

[05:35:08] I kind of fuck with the turtleneck vibe, bro, I think it's kind of tough, yeah.

[05:35:34] title of addressing a i posters i found my dream car dmi a hundred celebrities today

[05:35:49] w-addressor man the addressor

[05:35:56] a ymg i'm gonna say archie stream for you

[05:35:57] I've been checking it

[05:36:03] Damn

[05:36:06] Damn bro

[05:36:11] They probably stole your soul though

[05:36:19] So hard

[05:36:27] I

[05:36:30] Can't lie lamb bros or post bros

[05:36:45] Bro call me a hater cancel me all you want every Lamborghini dead ass looks the same

[05:36:52] Besides the year is good. I got it bro. They don't say

[05:37:01] Lamborghini veneno

[05:37:04] Let me hear you verbato. They're all like very slim slim cars

[05:37:12] Same with a Porsche now, but the Porsche the wing is different

[05:37:22] like the GT3 RS got a big wing and the turbo s got no wing but like the Lamborghini like

[05:37:34] bro the front of a Lamborghini dead ass looks the same like the Tamera Raria and then the

[05:37:41] revolt this is literally bro this I don't know like it's a little more inwards I guess maybe

[05:37:48] Maybe I'm a bot, bro.

[05:37:54] I feel like a new artist.

[05:37:56] I guess basically, yeah, you know what I mean?

[05:37:58] Like he's like in a new art.

[05:37:59] He just like, he's just been, you know what I mean?

[05:38:01] Just, she's doing his own things.

[05:38:05] I mean, I sent you, I mean, I sent you itching, bro.

[05:38:08] He's itching to just literally do a buzz boss stream

[05:38:12] with one of these Asian girls.

[05:38:15] She's doing his own things.

[05:38:18] Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, like get up a shy boy

[05:38:31] Yeah, I think I think he's

[05:38:33] Or like he like you know, he's he's trying to see it interested in men because you know, I mean sometimes you never know

[05:38:39] There's always like that chance where it's like you don't really know. So you got it

[05:38:44] Huh

[05:38:48] This is like taking shots in front of an alcoholic.

[05:38:52] Yeah, he deadass just said that nice.

[05:39:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:39:05] I don't know how to become a new person.

[05:39:11] You know, seeing a change in just the person,

[05:39:13] you could go and shock them right while they're doing it.

[05:39:16] I mean, this is some goondown shit, man.

[05:39:26] This is some goondown shit.

[05:39:31] I just know, hey, everybody in that chat

[05:39:34] got their meat out, ready to jerk off.

[05:39:38] But came a hate because I did that before who was there for the thousand threes honey pack in the girl's mouth string

[05:39:45] Jesus, bro

[05:39:54] Blastic

[05:39:57] Terrible wording no no no no no no no no no no no I was not going to any stream but

[05:40:01] and I was there.

[05:40:07] We grown up now.

[05:40:09] We grown up now, bro.

[05:40:11] We grown up now.

[05:40:15] Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

[05:40:22] Is that your father of the year?

[05:40:24] Bro, I think Dub, I think Dub

[05:40:29] and

[05:40:32] Great father son do

[05:40:35] Genuinely

[05:40:40] One of the best you know he I could Doug teaches will up a lot

[05:40:45] Even though

[05:40:48] Very very out of pockets and times

[05:40:59] I love you!

[05:41:01] You are amazing!

[05:41:03] I was going to say that funny for real.

[05:41:05] We all get naked.

[05:41:07] Barney theme songs!

[05:41:09] I love you!

[05:41:11] I love you!

[05:41:13] We're up in the sky!

[05:41:15] That nigga's shit.

[05:41:17] Oh my god!

[05:41:19] You got it.

[05:41:29] A.I. male news. Making the chubby Asian girl cuter is actually way funnier than turning

[05:41:39] the dude into a black girl. Just in. Stanford University is accusing A.I. of changing students

[05:41:50] racing general making him

[05:41:53] dinner amontinas jesus

[05:42:03] But why what what does this do who does this appeal to?

[05:42:08] I'm not going to stand for it.

[05:42:32] Bro.

[05:42:33] You are gonna get into it

[05:42:41] Well, we've lost a lot of it this dude dumb is smiling

[05:43:03] Uh, eight or nine. Eight or nine.

[05:43:11] Yo bro, get this fucking JJ Ray guy away from me.

[05:43:16] No, no, no, get him away from me.

[05:43:18] Alright, keep him on Twitter, and don't get him on any other platform.

[05:43:23] Alright, keep this fucking guy away from me.

[05:43:28] No, I'm not, I already blocked him on Twitter.

[05:43:31] I will block him on Instagram as well.

[05:43:40] I see this already, man.

[05:43:43] Oh man, the next time I come for boot up, man.

[05:43:53] It's over.

[05:43:55] Boom boom boom boom. Damn, she buffers fuck, bro.

[05:44:07] I'm down to click on links. Why, bro? Like and comments. Yo, bro, what are you linking

[05:44:24] It's just not bad bro, oh my god, bro Marlon just text the groups I see and miss y'all

[05:44:46] I miss Marlon, man, I miss him a lot, man.

[05:44:58] Speaking of Marlon, bro, my TikTok got unshadowed band, chat, and Gigi Easy.

[05:45:06] Nice.

[05:45:07] Nice

[05:45:22] Nice brah pull up on cd live brah I'm tired chat. I'm tired next idea for

[05:45:31] This is some slob. This is a uh, goatee news?

[05:45:38] No. Does somebody tell Jason the wing come to the front? Jason, come to the front. Bring

[05:45:45] your tail to the front, Jason. Come on, come to the front, Jason. Okay, now that Jason's

[05:45:52] here, Jason. I know you did not shake your mustache and goatee.

[05:45:59] I know you do not shave your mustache and go to Jason.

[05:46:06] Why?

[05:46:07] We want to fight Jason.

[05:46:08] Jason, you gonna have to fight.

[05:46:09] Like you want to squirreled.

[05:46:10] I'm serious.

[05:46:11] We got to strap him straight right now because I know, dang, well, you do not shave your mustache

[05:46:17] and go to Jason.

[05:46:18] It was that, bro?

[05:46:19] It was good?

[05:46:20] I know you did not shave your mustache and go to Jason.

[05:46:25] Damn.

[05:46:26] damn bro she went on too many reds on my go team mustache I'm sorry Aliyah

[05:46:35] she needed to go I saw the saddest added bro don't make it sad dude W.W.W.WAP

[05:46:47] WWAP

[05:47:00] Yeah, bro

[05:47:05] Not you wait, I might click on a funny like so

[05:47:11] I might click on one funny like

[05:47:43] The fuck is wrong with you!

[05:47:47] Oh my god!

[05:47:48] Yo!

[05:47:49] Oh my god!

[05:47:50] Fucking fucks, fucks.

[05:47:51] Dude, guapo is skinny as fuck.

[05:47:54] Alright, Lacey, let me-

[05:47:56] Bro, you never drank a beer before, ever?

[05:47:58] Never- I swear to god, oh my life I never drank a beer.

[05:48:00] You never drank alcohol like a shot?

[05:48:02] Never in my life.

[05:48:03] You ever jerked off?

[05:48:04] Never had like a sip of wine.

[05:48:06] Never in my life.

[05:48:08] Never jerked off.

[05:48:13] Blasic

[05:48:26] Bro, I can't wait come on my family comes out there yo yo

[05:48:31] Lays are you excited to meet back?

[05:48:43] I

[05:48:56] Bro that's gonna pull up next month probably run like

[05:49:00] Like second week of October

[05:49:13] I

[05:49:21] Had by the fly off on a Zm I online ladies you gonna sit there shake his hand like a good boy that you are bro

[05:49:28] So I would have brutal shit, dude

[05:49:37] That my fucking car

[05:49:43] I need that exhaust facts.

[05:49:53] How many more at least I got to be?

[05:50:05] I

[05:50:13] Can't go live, bro, I'm gonna start rockin throw next cuz it's better my face kind of hard I got one

[05:50:20] I got two more links. I got three more links

[05:50:35] I

[05:50:39] See

[05:50:47] All right, bro not ending until one of the links that y'all send makes me laugh

[05:50:53] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, how is I handling that you were not

[05:50:58] This fucking even wish me a happy birthday guys, and I never said this to you either. I was saving it. You saving it

[05:51:03] Yeah, I think that's some nasty-

[05:51:06] You're talking back there.

[05:51:07] Wait, didn't you get that?

[05:51:09] Two months later, December 2024, I get cheated on.

[05:51:14] Oh!

[05:51:17] Alright, alright, alright, alright. One drink.

[05:51:21] You and Pudgy were sleeping next to each other, did he stink?

[05:51:24] Nah.

[05:51:25] You smell good?

[05:51:26] Yeah, I literally was against him like in a big teddy bear.

[05:51:28] Nah, I seen it. I recorded it, actually.

[05:51:30] What?!

[05:51:31] I didn't even know you did that.

[05:51:33] I'm sure.

[05:51:35] I'm excited.

[05:51:37] Yo.

[05:51:39] Yo.

[05:51:41] Yo.

[05:51:43] See how much you got?

[05:51:45] Yo.

[05:51:47] Yo.

[05:51:49] Yo.

[05:51:51] Why'd you just stop laughing so fast?

[05:51:53] Can I have some of this pizza?

[05:51:55] Yeah, that's cool videos, bro.

[05:51:57] I let

[05:51:59] I left

[05:52:05] Damn

[05:52:06] What that was like jet that was like genuine to beard in him, bro

[05:52:13] No, I did laugh

[05:52:21] No, don't link this shit about my cowboys man, don't like you shit about my cowboys for real

[05:52:26] What is lazelink?

[05:52:29] I already know you about to get on Instagram.

[05:52:33] At least charge me up.

[05:52:35] I'm tired of dying every five minutes because you got a janky phone charger.

[05:52:39] Get your shit together.

[05:52:41] Lazy bro, you're a bomb.

[05:52:43] Lazy, you're a bomb.

[05:52:46] Like, ew dude.

[05:52:48] I'm taking over like you dude

[05:52:59] I saw this

[05:53:11] Yeah

[05:53:18] Oh

[05:53:36] Everyone beefy

[05:53:41] Yeah, I'll keep a five

[05:53:48] I need to go now man.

[05:53:58] Damn bro.

[05:54:12] New stream marathon?

[05:54:14] Are you fucking for real?

[05:54:25] So you telling me Donald Trump by this boot up?

[05:54:30] So you telling me Donald Trump booted up in his shriek right now?

[05:54:41] He's doing a 24-7 string.

[05:54:48] Bro, get the raid?

[05:54:56] I don't know, I might have to guess that shit.

[05:55:00] How is this?

[05:55:01] Don't have much hair on my chin.

[05:55:03] I was on the highway trying to look cool and sped off.

[05:55:06] Hit a nigga car and a nigga drove off.

[05:55:08] Spent 30K so I wouldn't be bald.

[05:55:10] can't believe who WAP came from my boss didn't have gum so I had to use a haul

[05:55:14] I'm a dog like spike I'm a dog like picture my ears kind of little I couldn't

[05:55:17] hear you if you whisper I lost 20 pounds now small story little I'll shit

[05:55:21] known these niggas like cat doing litter do you like veggies bitch eat this

[05:55:24] pickle she suckin dummy like ice cream call me a sickle after we done I'm gone

[05:55:28] like a mess don't have much wow hey don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself

[05:55:35] bro. The word does that now man. Damn classic.

[05:55:57] Classic.

[05:55:59] I just like talking to my chair.

[05:56:05] I ain't lying bro, I miss a dad. I'll miss a dad, bro.

[05:56:12] You say crazy, dude. I mean, I seen a dad earlier today. I'm just saying

[05:56:18] I'm going live. A lot of us. Crazy month for a bunch of crazy little dudes.

[05:56:23] Oh, by that, this is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

[05:56:27] Dude, he was so drunk, he called me up. He was chouting, throwing shit at my head.

[05:56:32] Kobe wasn't better than Shaq

[05:56:35] Now this shit bangs

[05:56:39] He's choking, he's choking

[05:56:43] He's choking

[05:56:46] Bro, help me

[05:56:49] My head bout to explode

[05:56:53] My shit bout to

[05:56:57] Bro

[05:56:59] Just go ahead and die here.

[05:57:01] Help him!

[05:57:03] My head better blow up, bros!

[05:57:29] you

[05:57:59] you

[05:58:29] you

[05:58:59] you

[05:59:29] you

[05:59:59] You

[06:00:29] Quick updates, most likely won't be live for the next two days as I am doing a sponsor.

[06:00:42] I will be keeping you updated on whene updates, as a new person running whene updates, I will

[06:00:53] be live on the 25th. The Lea Halter video will most likely come out on the 24th, okay.

[06:01:00] If you didn't watch this stream, the Dub X4WAP XJson video will probably be going out tomorrow

[06:01:07] morning, if not later tonight. Lea Halter video on the 24th, 25th. I will probably be

[06:01:16] get in the new iPhone Pro Max and then I will be learning to speed one on

[06:01:22] Minecraft with Feinberg okay and then yeah I definitely want to fit GTRP

[06:01:30] somewhere in this following week but yeah you know I also yeah yeah yeah and

[06:01:38] And then Baz coming out like the 8th, then 9th, the 10th, the 9th, 10th, and 11th.

[06:01:48] I wonder if I should do a stream with Baz.

[06:01:50] I don't know if I'll do a stream with Baz because he doesn't speak English, but if anything

[06:01:54] I'll do a vlog, maybe a short stream, I'll definitely do a short stream, I'll definitely

[06:02:00] do a vlog.

[06:02:01] I am in the the legends tournament on the 14th of October with GC and I'm winning that whole shit

[06:02:12] But yeah, although Haskell streamed possibly on the 26th, I'm gonna think of some shit we can do

[06:02:22] Yeah gambling marathon sometime in October. Yeah

[06:02:31] but yeah man um

[06:02:39] Japan in October? Yes. Yes. With Lacey? I want it to be with Lacey. Yes. Next core

[06:02:46] video I mean every every every every weekend or every Thursday. I know that I

[06:02:54] hurt you. Yeah. I love y'all man. Thank y'all for watching.

[06:03:01] I'm out of here, bro

[06:03:05] No regular day

[06:03:31] you