jasontheween
🔴ALDO X HASKELL X JASON🔴IMPRACTICAL JOKERS🔴LAST NIGHT WAS EPIC🔴YAY🔴asjkdhasdjflasdb🔴
09-27-2026 · 7h 12m
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We're doing y'all we got another banger stream today out on Haskell pulling up later. We're doing a practical jokers
Speaking of concerts y'all
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Just woke up from a dream. No, I don't even know if I can show you a bug. Wait, let me ask
But on the 30th, they put on Mars is performing in LA
Hopefully I can be here that be cool if I can stream it that be epic as well
No stream we not going well a lot parts though though
Because then maybe I don't know maybe I could set up a stream in the future bro, who knows who knows but
But, ooh, should be great vibes.
Don't need being phones, oh my God, man.
I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
Did I get fined?
Keeping it a butt with y'all.
Woke up today, check my email.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna check right now again.
I'm not seeing any email, bro, at all,
about any invoice at all.
You know what it was?
I think it was all a bluff.
he was a bluff it was genuinely a bluff bro because I literally talked to Jay Park after
stream I was chilling him for like an hour and with launch shot and the whole his whole crew
and he'd even know about he'd even like he's like bro you're good bro like it's all good
and I was like what was was was the far is I don't know so I'm pretty sure the venue just
wanted me to not stream so they threatened to find me but like how can you find me if the person that
rented out the venue says I can stream it doesn't make sense whatever security power for not even
security browse the venue people mail I was watching a little bit of this bro
keep it by bro didn't even know what I was looking at clicks look at clicks
Yo, what W commentators, man?
Wow, Klicks wins.
He's got his blue light glasses.
be wow what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck okay for ended fourth place
Overall is that any earnings or is it only like top one?
All right, yo, all right, bro
Chat
That's a lot of that's some trauma man, bro. I'm down to react to after we go through the combo down
I'm down. This is serious skip
Skip
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna react to it. Why why why why why skip why skip why?
Why? Why?
Staying on a hug shark while he was in tears after losing globals by three points. I feel sick for shark
Damn bro
He's just a baby
He's just a baby
They were on the top, and you had the confidence to just go up.
One kill is all you needed?
Damn, bro.
Wow.
One kill and you could have got 400k.
Is that what y'all are telling me?
You didn't even react, bro. That says a lot.
That's a lot, man. Seriously.
Damn.
That's tough, bro.
W advice from previous fncs winner
Hey chat bro, all this all this competitive gaming thing is getting me like riled up bro chat should I um
Go to VCT Shanghai where link up with gg easy and
I don't know bro. It could go out there
Everybody says son. Why the fuck is party next door say it go play go play core eSports
Yes, please.
Bro, actually I was, um, thinking about it, bro. I could go to VCT Shanghai.
You're not a gamer on God, bro. Yeah, I must have forgot I came up on Valorant, bro.
Well, God, yeah, be, yeah, don't do that, no gamer shit.
Okay, because I'm literally behind Ron in this house. Probably the best gamer.
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Bro, I just learned the word jester bra. I was getting caught a just if I poke me all night
No, this is crazy. This is crazy. Hey
Bro
Hey, that's
Bro, who's got the video? Oh my god, I
Need to see the video. I don't know if anyone has the video
But last night when I was exiting there's a girl in the crowd. I was like, yo
When I threw my shirt into the crowd, this girl got it tucked it under like this, like
a fucking football, then this grown-ass man, I don't know, the girl told me that he was
a tall man, took the shirt from in between her armpits and fucking like yanked her, dude.
It was crazy.
love that shirt I love that shirt where is it where is it men are weird facts
bro like bro why do you want my shirt even fit it dude where is it stable in
the chat hey was good stable how's Belgium how's Belgium bro everybody
I tell stable I miss one of Lacey it thugs to brah miss one of Lacey where when they're back
Core core all live is actually loading
Coming soon
adapts back
Silky's boomed up earlier Marlin my marlin's fighting lions, so
Marlin's the fucking becoming the king of the jungle in Africa. So, you know soon soon soon y'all
They come home tomorrow. Dude, that's gonna be far. It's gonna be epic. He's fighting infections right now? What?
Hey yo
Bro, Kaijuri dead-ass just be upping my PR
Overly freaked out
here he go talk about who is she
as a matter of fact leave my combo
holy bro this is literally like brutal
oh my fucking god this is genuinely brutal oh my god this is
What am I so ugly?
Why did you do that ugly?
He just mod you bro.
It's bad frames bro.
It's okay.
Old trick kid.
I
Somebody please
How do I get rid of this crunch and you kiss this a b fucking cough? How do I do it? How do I get rid of it?
genuinely
This is the video
Cheese, bro!
Cheese, bro!
Raise Elimeo!
Okay?
Hey!
Ice, ice, ice is all shit!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh shit
Hey, yeah, hey yo
Hey fucking yo really we had to do that we had it we had to do the pause frame
No, we did not hold my me so you did not hold my fucking me
What the fuck is wrong with y'all no that did not happen
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The wind is like my worst enemy and my forehead is a concern big concerns
What are you doing today?
My girlfriend got a little complaint and also like she's not complaining about your haircut
She's complaining about my hair. Oh, there's so much weight right here
So when the wind blows, you know, I'll run every mother or shit like that
So people make fun of me because that's all I want to eliminate that there's a lot of
Same right here
My girlfriend says like she feels like the hair is not distributed equally around right here
I feel like maybe insert Gucci backpack. Let it go me. I think we could definitely go shorter
That's girlfriend most of this. Hey, bro. It's not a it's not a John video with that a girl from mention, bro
He loves it's been for a W. John
If the bullets that keep the forehead cover is that yeah
His for it not even that bad
Super big concerns, so we need to cover that up. We'll definitely bring this up
We've been doing like a taper on the size taper and size it back
Not really like a crazy taper just like being like a super like a solid taper
But yeah, obviously like make sure like it kind of looks like we got some hair on the side
Yeah, we look like a light taper back same thing with that my doctor
Do this like this or you want to keep us off there in the back to you? Yeah, okay
All right
My head was a little bit more full. I like this. I think we eliminated the wind problem. Geez
Geez
Bro, no, I ain't a lot. We not doing haircuts anymore
2026
227 we're not doing haircuts no more bro. All right. No bullshit. We're not doing haircuts no more. All right
No, no more see he has only for an inch off the top, bro
Not that bad though, it's just it's just shorter. It's literally a my haircut like my haircut is it's just it's just way shorter
Oh
Body over Jason Lee shirt. Oh god
So, okay, so this girl told me that
y'all
Y'all
There's the dude, bro
That's crazy
Look at this dude, bro, you don't even give a fuck. He's like yeah, just my shit. Yo
Did he get the shirt he didn't even get the shirt Jesus bro look at the replies
Wait.
Why?
She was in the ground?
Say oh God, bro!
I could have seen her!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Bro, why not?
Bro, she see me.
What the fuck?
What?
Damn, bro.
On top of cars.
I'm guessing it.
I was like, that food, I didn't know that, hey bro,
I wish I could have seen her, I would have said, what's up?
She hates you?
Bro, what?
No, she doesn't, she just doesn't wanna be
on the internet like that, you know what I'm saying?
I think, I think, but yeah, bro, this dude right here,
come on, bro, come on, bro.
She got the shirt already you are you yanking why you yanking usually just starting to hurt people now like bro
Don't do that. Not good. Not good
She blocked you no she dead-ass did block me though. I mean bro. I could give her ring right now. No key
Oh, let me do this shit
You know ring bruh
Yo, catch you I didn't know you had a concert yesterday, bro
Yo, you should have said what's up.
Do you follow this?
D&D? Yo, I'm not calling her again. What is wrong with y'all? I'm not doing that shit.
Yep, we filmed the TikTok. Cute, cute, cute, cute. Very cute. Very, very cute.
Every time, man. Every time, bruh.
Why are we pitting low W?
And Chad Lewis, bruh.
Man, cool.
But I didn't realize how young they were.
It's actually insane.
The dude was born in 2010.
Like, that dude is 16?
Are you serious?
What the fuck?
Louie?
Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Bro, he's 16.
Like, how, how?
Chat, y'all wildin'.
Proke may say I'm wildin'.
He hid it in notes though, huh?
W's.
You are wrong for this, gang.
You are wrong for this shit.
Yo, you-
Yo, I just think it's you, huh?
Yo, you- yo, get off his dick.
Cause his song, that shit went stupid on TikTok, okay?
You're wrong for this.
He got some hits.
Stop playing with him, bro.
I
Cold hands part two
How is this cold hands run
I was sweaty though what a gamer I
Oh, I would have given her a bro. I didn't want to I didn't want to give her a hug
Bro, I'm leaking. I was just jumping up and down. I must be as hell in the crowd. I just gotta check
I don't want to give her a hug. Yeah, you know
You're like too sweet
Two years ago holy chocolate throw me dude Jesus
That's why they do it.
Wow.
Damn, he did not spoke to you and say existed. This guy is the go bro.
He did not say, oh my, I didn't even realize. Wow, that is insane.
We sat here and we talked about what he wanted to do in the next few years.
years, launched a Kpop group under his vision and he did it.
WJP man.
And then I'm over here on the left with my top-dice haircut.
I'm looking blow to this fuck bro.
I swear I wasn't even fat back then.
But looking at these old videos, I look so like fat.
I don't know why, is it because I was baby?
Like, I mean maybe I have baby fat on my face still?
Or I don't know what it was bro.
And I was getting tapers, like look at the taper.
Look at the fuck was this on the side of my head, man.
Like no one wanted to tell me anything.
No one wanted to tell me I was shocked.
Random as fuck.
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Mugging or did nothing happen in this clip?
Am I trippin' or did nothing happen in this clip?
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Ready?
Wait.
That's not Santi Alex, right?
Nah, that's bro.
I'm confused.
That's not her.
Like what is it?
What are y'all linking me?
This is not real male.
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Me and Woojin locked in man being that fucking guy should ban him bro. Good emotes right here
Great months W's
Hey, bro to out of kpop fans on my dick. I mean honestly is not that much
We're something we're pretty cool most of them on to Tom are pretty cool. Just some Twitter heads being weird
I mean, bro, I'm a little kid, nothing burgers, you know, because a lot of the
long shot fans wanted to just watch the concert, but you know, bro, I was trying
to just do everything. It was a water boy. I was trying to be security. It's
trying to make sure Edward got in. Then all of a sudden I can't film the
stage from the front, so I had to go in the back. I was all over the
place. Hey, after cost. Ask us, call me. Yo, uh, I just walk up, walk into my room,
bro what do you mean are you sure oh god hey yeah that you know what bro so I do the
Uh, so I do this...
Here, do you want a good intro?
Want a good intro?
I
Got it. I got it tabbed
Yeah, we're actually videos channel or we actually those later
Also get a word bro that a doc might come out today
Beware
Might have a long, long drama field shoot.
YBG? Oh yeah, YBG does. Literally loading.
Am I trigger?
Man?
I talk! I no shut up! I talk, bro!
Play the spark bump song!
Yeah dude!
Neither, neither, neither, neither
Put your hand around me! Put your hand around me!
Jason, put your hand around me!
Alright bro!
Why?
Why bro?
Listen, just a big three week back
It was good!
I was good.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the fuck?
Yeah, I fucking broke my rib.
You did? Are you okay?
AAAAAAAAHHH
It's just cut!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, you're in the pink, you're in the pink-
You're in the pink wash shirt?
What does that even mean, bro?
Basically you're a BG.
No, I'm not a BG there.
Why you bit? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Bro, we're skateboarding.
I rode off a curb and we fucked up his rib.
I landed like this on my stomach and I fuck in
Yeah, fuck what I'm saying
Oh
All the looks like he's in his 40s. Yo, fuck yeah
Rough 22
It's so good if you drive through that.
That is big.
That's never been cleaned, man.
Anyway, yo.
Yo, what up, big D?
Yo, what up, big D?
What up, big D?
Bro's calling him like a ape.
Ow, bro, that's gonna broke you up.
I need dags.
Dude, what was you doing?
Yeah, I told you, you need dags.
Yo, what do you, what do you try your barbers
when you go to the store?
It's a buzz guy.
Bro, wait, wait, bro, bro, looks like that one.
Wait, Haskell, shake your jaws with me.
Bro, bro, looks like that, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, they do this bro looks like the one bro looks like the Kanye album cover
That look you differing
John better John better
I
Say I'm trying to get some Twitter clips
Well, you know what type of clothes you go for today, right probably some constant you've been in some controversial
Say yeah, look what I brought
Fingerboard is that
I'll fuck around doing all I flip on your bitch ass table. There's you need to see it. You can't you can't see it
I don't want to do y'all have did y'all bring it? Yes. Yes. Okay, then why are we supposed to be here? So we could do
He texted the group chat we're all together
Yeah, yeah, or maxing the whole time
Thank you
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What kind of camera is that on Netflix 3?
We should shoot a movie.
Jason, Jason.
What's up bro?
What's bro? What's so much as a duo that came back?
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, you should probably, you should probably call, uh, Silky a bitch
ass naked cuz it's Moggy
Oh shit, fuck!
Oh, oh, what's that?
What's that even bro?
Bro, fuck this Moggy shit, bro?
You get Moggy by everybody though
Fuck! Fuck it, fuck!
Yo, y'all are hot, y'all are hot
Yo, y'all are hot, y'all are hot
You can't be totally, genuinely boss, bro
Why did he turn on the camera?
I don't, don't turn on the camera.
Daddy, don't be the YBG like that, bro.
I'm trying to get a J-Shop clip and be mean to my cameraman.
Make that thing a comfort in the life, you know.
Ow!
Holy shit, I was just gonna pull up.
I was just gonna pull up.
Holy fuck, bro.
Fucking crazy, I'm sucking with energy today.
Geez.
Me and Askel had like three rebels before.
No.
Yo, get my lucky camera out of my face, bro.
Yo, hold me back.
Can you stop?
I can't.
That's my hat.
By the way, I am sponsored by Red Bull Nostra.
Red Bull gives you wings.
He played it for a reason.
Yeah, he did.
I don't know what.
Dep guy.
Dep guy.
He didn't make Dep guy.
I didn't make Dep guy.
Don't go!
Call me!
Hey, hey, I was on the plane just now.
Alright, I'm going to ask how you've heard this before, man.
I've been working on some new shit.
Is it for Jockera?
Ow!
Stop touching me!
I've been working...
Ow!
Yacht!
He keeps freaking touching me!
Stay calm!
Stay calm, guys!
Stacy, look out, I'm wearing my biceps armor.
I don't want to look at you, the hair and your biceps.
I don't want to look at the hair on your biceps, bro!
Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it!
I don't want to kiss it!
I don't want to kiss it!
Kiss it!
I will, I will.
All right, Ray.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Boring!
Boring!
Come here, I'll play a song.
Don't prank me.
I play guitar.
Can you play?
You wanna make it?
Did I play it?
We'll put it in the top for you.
There is no way you play it.
Hey!
Hey!
I was gonna pretend to be so good, man.
Yo!
What the hell the fuck?
Chill.
Yeah, I'm just, I said I was.
Bro, can we stop playing this and just face this bitch out?
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
I went again.
Here we come to home.
J.C. got the white eye, big girl.
So, even though he's a A.P. Genesend, I still forgive your presenting.
She.
Love y'all.
Let's do this.
She like, AAAAAAHHHH!
Stop!
No, no, no.
Bro, you're telling it, bro.
I'm telling it.
And we can do freestyle.
I like it.
I like it.
I'm telling you, we can do three styles, I like it.
Tell me to stop mucking around, tell me why I just ate five bananas.
Round and round in the passenger seat of a Ford,
will you please drive me around, tell me to stop mucking around, tell me why I just ate five bananas.
Are you talking about me?
Of course!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Tell me why I just ate five bananas.
Alright, let's go with the right one.
Holy shit, man.
We are not going to use this stuff.
Do you think we can do this?
This is not real.
To give us a house tour.
A house tour.
Suki and there is Suki.
Suki, Suki sweet, Suki sweet.
Suki, Suki sweet.
Suki, Suki sweet.
Suki, Suki sweet.
Suki, Suki sweet.
Suki, Suki sweet.
Suki, Suki sweet.
Silky fire, Silky, please.
Silky, sleep, bro.
I think something's all over our household.
Knock, knock.
Bro, it is 2PM and doesn't wake up until 4.
Okay?
Hey, you happy about your car?
Let me see it.
Take your car.
Woo!
Woo!
Are you pulling up trim, Nigger?
What do you think?
Dude, this is clean.
Isn't this worse than the GT3 RS,
Portion, you hear our ass?
Uh...
Is it fast?
It's pretty fast.
How fast?
Probably what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You always said a 2.6 seconds, 0 to 60.
Let me see the intake.
The what?
The intake.
Pop the...
Pop the...
Pop the...
Pop the...
Pop the...
Pop the...
I don't have my keys.
Oh, here we go.
We'll be taking the main bag today, but...
Here we go.
We're taking the main bag.
What are you talking about?
Pop the front.
I'm never seeing the front.
There's a fucking latch here that you have to put in the work.
I don't like my shit.
It's so cute.
Yeah, where?
Okay, that's racist.
Who the fuck just nods?
It's not racist, because YBG and Jake are right here.
Yeah, I got it. Let me do it.
Wait, whoa, Joe.
You've never done this to your card twice.
Ooh, and it made a little noise too.
Fuck, is he talking back?
I think it broke.
I think I got it. I think I- Oh no, here it is.
Damn, bro. Wait, what?
The engine's in the back!
What the fuck is this?
It's a rear engine.
Just left me some new shit. So, a blanket?
Did you not see it in the trunk and take pictures?
It's a rear engine.
No, I didn't, bro. I should have.
European things be like engine.
In Jason's document.
No!
Dabs, abs, give me dabs, give me dabs.
Fuckin' shit.
Shit.
My rib hurts.
Oh.
Got you.
Give me the apps.
Damn, bro.
Let's see the engine.
Engine, you want me to put it on?
Hold up, let me reach out real quick.
Holy shit.
Dude, my street.
You're an asshole idiot.
You're actually dumb and fucking dumb and you know what I'm saying, right?
Fucking.
I love these doors, bro.
What?
Wow, bro.
New shit.
That's a new shit.
Redneck, redneck.
I don't know how to rev. Can I try? Just put it in driving. I got on the gas. Yeah let's go, I got a rev!
What the fuck, you're so small. I know, I gotta adjust the seat.
Look at his cuts on his bike. I got a solution.
Why does it sound like a back to bro turbo turbo cold it's cold can we see the engine I
Should not have turned it off right when you start right in it
Bro and literally you can't hit my big cuz you have a pimple on your hook
Do we please see it no commit
got this shit you have to pop this part I don't know how to do it why did we get
another car needed a daily daily river is this on Daniel I mean it's daily a
blood daily for a year but you need a driver I do have a driver but you drive
this it's around you know you drove this shit I did thank you
you be good man I'm in charge that's great you know me you got me a fucking
a car. You got a new car. Yo! He has a bitch ass Land Rover so this is pretty sick. Land
Rover is cool. 2009 Land Rover. Like bro. Ain't that the wrong one? Stop trying to act like
you have a Hellcat. Show us license plate. Show us license plate on his Hellcat. Please.
Bro, you fry my engine bro. Engine. Give him a tour. Give him a tour. Cause I already
The back of my hand
Jason probably has a lot of sex in this house
Joe, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Jason, when was the last time you got pussy?
Probably last night probably
Yeah
Okay, sweet bro
What the fucking kids
Everybody's gone. That's the bathroom. No one's getting the flush of bathrooms.
Let's play the game of ditching your bank house.
Yooo!
Alright, first experts.
Where's Marlon?
Marlon's in Africa becoming a king of jails.
It's not any joke bro, just because he's black.
Jim.
So clearly you and Lacey are going to use this?
No, I'll be in the gym. It's not this one.
Lacey, actually be in here. This is a PT chair. That's his swag.
Ew!
This is disgusting!
Yeah, this is a...
Oh, is this one of those shopping things?
No, this is jump rope.
This is jump rope.
Look, do something, bro.
Dude, do jump rope.
We need that bro.
We need that...
Don't try to get me to do the truffle shuffle.
Wait, we need to actually seriously have a gym session.
I'm down.
Alright, get on something, bro. You need to be...
What in the fuck?
And if anything happens, I'm gonna press charges on Jason.
No, we would not.
Because he's got a lot of your muscles.
You would be what guy has to make us say whenever they're at their gym.
He's talking to you all now.
All right, pool table, I did a trick shot here one time.
Hey, I should have deleted that video.
Quartz trick shot video, I hit a ball in the middle of the floor.
YBG, YBG.
YBG, why is YBG, wait.
Why is your hair blonde because he's trying to imitate a prime Jason?
He's trying to imitate you
W. Blackson
Soccer a dash cam vintage don't even make me say the old news
Damn, this is nice for figureboarding this ledge.
Welcome to our fridge.
Want a beer? Just do a beer with a white claw and get the box.
You got beers? You only got white claws.
Oh yeah, more Devo's.
Oh, so cute. Got some Welchies.
More Devo's.
They probably got these.
Go ahead, bro.
You'll bring your backpack in here?
Wow, 100% graph-shed V's.
Who's is this?
Grau beef, this is expired, don't eat that.
Who's is this though?
Hot fucking hell, bro, probably Lacey.
Of course Lacey's got some expired beef.
We got it here, go ahead, more dead loads, uh, whatever.
You, you Lacey?
That's a-
AHHHHH!
Bro, that joke was weak as fuck, bro.
I told you I was-
We have protein bars.
I think if we have 20,000 beers, actually say some funny shit.
Wait, how many beers do we have?
20,000.
Fuck all you guys.
Fuck all you guys.
Okay.
Alright, well, uh, let's-
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Okay, let's go to the backyard, shall we?
You have seen the back yard, maybe you've seen the old house cattle, bro. You play with the bulls.
No way!
Y'all got a bull?
Yeah.
It's actually right here. There's a chair up there for the sunsets, so maybe we can hit it later.
What? Yo, what the?
It won't trip in? It won't trip in?
Yo!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yo!
Ah, no!
Where did you get schoolbook here?
I came here prepared because I figured what the fuck a big-ass crib
Hello
How deep is your pool? It's pretty deep on this end
No, wait, I'll cook you got me my beer. How did you how did you?
Where did you spot it with school again? Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I wear I'm
Swim trunks is underwear just in case just
No! Bro!
Why'd you throw it at me?
For a clip.
Get in.
No, bro. I can't get wet.
Go for a swim, bro. Make sure you pull up your pants. I've seen a little crack action back there.
Did I?
Yeah, just a little bit, though.
That's a little bit of a microaggression whenever it's towards fat people, so just try to chill.
Okay.
Hey, y'all.
Good to see you.
whenever it's towards fat people, so just try to chow them up.
Okay.
Hey, y'all.
Good to see you.
No, you forgot to put your goggles on.
He's floating.
Wait, that's impressive.
Can you get a towel?
You want me to get you a towel?
I can get you a towel.
Yes!
I can get you a towel.
Thank you, bro.
Just come out.
Bro, I got a character.
Because I look, I, you can see my penis through when I...
I don't, I have to go get it.
Can you please?
You want me to go get it?
Yes!
All right then, I'll go get it.
But then, bro, just come, bro.
Jason, if you don't go right now, I'm the last.
Just come!
I'm gonna splash you and the camera!
No!
Stop!
Let's go get it!
Stop!
Okay!
All right, all right.
Come on, Haskell.
Let's get on the top, bro.
What's the fuck?
Haskell, clip forward when I'm away.
Joe, look at that.
Haskell!
You got everything gotta be a clip forward, bro!
We can't just chill with the bros!
Ben, I...
Bro, bro.
How do you deal with this dude?
Trust me.
Oh!
Yo, this is blue fucking spot!
Dude, is this Jason? This is yours!
Yeah, that's mine, bro!
Remember whenever you did this with Paco Max and you was standing at you?
Yo, this is blue fucking spot!
Fucking tops!
Yeah, now it's over.
Yeah, now it is.
It's been probably so long, man.
Now, he's definitely still got all his clothes.
Probably, probably does.
Ah, wow.
It's a little quick stimulation in the chat.
Nope.
Oh, where the fuck is Jason?
Whoa!
Jason today guys today guys we have an important stream for you guys today. Let's bang it out
I like house on YouTube. I like has to live on YouTube
I like house on tiktok and Instagram besides the point guys
We have what you guys say to the haters, bro. Fuck the haters. Tell them bro. I don't have haters, bro. Well
Bro, if you want to bring it up for a beef segment where let's do it fuck it
Fuck the haters, maybe here
I hate it just bro.
We all got haters, bro.
I know you do, but like, I'm chilling.
Most of my people are just fans.
Guys, I happened to be streaming after streaming in university
because I wanted to give people like Jason a chance
with like going viral again.
So I'm just chilling.
Yo, I think he died.
What?
Oh, okay.
Oh no, here's a towel.
No, no, no, I need it bro!
Oh!
Good catch!
He's drowning!
Yo, yo, I'm drawing your towel for you.
No, just give me it!
Get out the towel!
Give me the towel! What do you mean you?
Hey!
Stay down here, I'll get you the towel.
Get out of the pool, bro!
Just give me a...
Jason, can I take a shower at your house?
No!
Jason, give me a shower!
No, guys, Jason, we asked Jason if we can crash here.
We asked Jason if we can crash here, he said yes.
No, they called me last night, yo.
Hey, let us spend the night at the corner house, bro.
After you guys go be hilarious, the clips next morning are going to be hilarious.
I said fuck no, bro.
It's not even about the clips, look. Can we just crash here?
No, I mean y'all can crash here if you need to crash here, but y'all can't.
We did ask me to. No, we're going to crash here tonight.
Dude, you need some chap sticks. Zoom in on them.
Are you fucking for real? You're weird as fuck.
You need fucking you add can you add like a sucked in i-filter?
You should bring a
M5 comp and you give him an Android no, I hate you. No, this is the street full
This is my bed bro.
Can I have that?
No.
No!
Wait, is this your floor?
No, it's just for you.
Are you calling it?
Ew!
Ew!
Bro, the touch!
Why is that you?
Yeah, it's my belly.
It's my big hork and gut.
You call it a hork and gut?
You fucking bitch!
Ew.
You fucking slob!
Fucking ew, man!
I'll be in with a white claw, buddy.
You're adaptable to that.
Alright, let's go.
Guys, for today we do have in practical jokers,
we do have a dressing up tonight.
So guys, be prepared, have fun,
get your popcorn, and most of all,
enjoy the show.
Let's go, boys.
Can you ask them, do you need a minute?
For what? I'm good. Do you not have socks?
No, I don't want socks.
You sure don't want a pair of socks?
Sure.
OK.
But they sometimes shave.
They sometimes what?
Shave.
If you want to show you what that looks like.
It's only the chase and what time is it?
It's 2.30.
OK.
All right.
Let's continue, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I'm going to get changed.
What do you mean you're going to get changed?
I'm going to get changed.
I'm going to take off my dry wet rolls.
You're not going to ruin it.
Yes.
It's not bad packing.
All right.
Come on.
This is about.
This is about.
This is about.
Dude!
This is about to rain here, bro.
I'll just do a little dancing.
Don't get them, Jason. Maybe that's funny.
Maybe that's entertaining.
You got them all to fuck with out of here.
Later. Ready?
Yo!
Jason, how you been, bro?
I've been good, man. It's been a minute.
What you been up to, Rome?
Uh, nothing. Where's Marlon?
Why?
Because he's sexy as fuck.
He's in Africa fighting lions.
Climbing mountains.
Okay, well we're fucking here in Calabasas doing bullshit, bro
That's kidding. We're gonna have a great day. We're not doing bullshit. We're doing content in practical jokers
Guys if you guys do want to drop us up, I like Casco and Twitch by the way. We continue. Okay. Yeah
Bitch, yeah, okay
Forgot about trying to thought no, but you're doing to talk about Calabasas or some bullshit
Just a stall so we can get changed and be entertaining for us for the rest of this year
And because we're good just next then I thought you had I thought you got to us
I thought you was trying to go gauge limits and you'd be poor in mask go.
I am getting dreads but still want to give you guys a chance just like how I quit streaming
because I want to give you guys more still a chance actually go viral because I did take
the shine and it's not kind of nice.
So do want to give you guys a little bit more shine before I do lock in and just get the
dreads.
You're actually a bot, bro.
W. Blakson.
I'm looking like.
Angle out.
This is Jason.
Angle out.
Bow.
Bow.
Yeah.
This is me and this is me. I'm Haskell. Yo, Klai, what's good of you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, Jason, Jason, I could really say some shit, but I don't want you to have a headache on Twitter.
But he's talking to his friend. He just told me, hey, come on, let's go. Let's continue.
Good boy, let's go.
Where are you?
Best friends, the best friends by the way.
I'm gonna show you.
Alright, let's do it.
What'd you say?
Because you kinda got a camera man, so you can remember this.
Like, a couple of good times.
Best friends by the way.
Oh, and everybody, hold on, I'm gonna do a little segment here.
Come over here by myself really quick.
Jason, leave Haskell. We just need, just need Haskell.
Oh no, why did you get the fuck?
So me and Haskell are streaming right now. I'm Twitch, so all you guys can read Jason's stream.
Read the chat, read the chat.
We have Alderthuce, like, and Haskell.
Read the chat, read the chat.
Wait, Jason's actually post for that.
What? What did you say, bro?
Whole chat stage, you're wild, bro.
What did you say?
I'm not wilding.
I said everybody come follow me, Alderthuce, like, and Haskell.
And come, instead of watching your stream, you watched ours.
Oh my, you good?
What'd I do?
I don't know, what'd you say?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Just a minute, so I'm sorry.
Actually, no, wait, let's take a moment.
I actually want to be serious.
Chat, that was a little bit too much.
I'm being controversial.
I do want to apologize to you and Jason and YBG.
Sorry for being controversial.
I'll take it back.
What'd you do?
I'm being controversial.
I thought I was trying to get quickly.
I'm being controversial.
For what?
I don't know.
You told me to be controversial.
I come here and I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
What the fuck?
That's, he's good.
He's all right.
I'm just good.
You're good.
No, it's a problem.
You told me to be controversial.
I don't know what the fuck is going on, I didn't even know what you said, bro!
You did say that.
Alright, bro, come on, let's continue.
No, I don't need to talk, so I'll just go back and film right now.
Alright, take your shoes off, I got some of these socks.
Can we take our first shoes off?
Nice, bro.
This house is dirty, but let me get you some socks.
The house is dirty?
Oh, pay for some babies.
Yo, don't film my feet, bro, you're weird as hell for that ass.
It's a dad's room right here.
Yo, somebody's in there!
I was going to throw it at you.
It's an intervention.
You don't know shit about that.
Is this black ops?
Black ops 2, yeah.
Yeah, it's a DSR.
All right, this is my room, this is my room right here.
I actually did, uh, at least he's a streamer.
Oh.
Turn this on.
I don't know if he'd be streaming or shit.
Come in, Dock School.
Dock School, come in.
Wait, dock sorry.
Wait, they got rid of the Tech Cat.
What happened to the Tech Cat?
Big Tech Cat's going on.
No, this is cool.
You got more like stuff.
Does he sleep in here?
Of course he's got a barbecue on his porch.
And he's got red up.
Yep.
You got to put you over.
Okay.
You know red is not good for you, bro.
Don't do red.
Yeah, you got to do red.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, can you...
Jack, can you tell we're over-simulating Jason?
Yeah, it's good.
Guys, Jason, can you put him in the Rick Onsie put that on it?
Oh yeah, I got you.
Did you woo up wear it?
Woo up, you're not wearing it.
Woo up, I should have put woo up.
Can you do a stream with her cry?
Do you want me to do a stream with her cry?
Woo, can we go on?
Sure, bro.
Thanks.
Let's make it happen, bro.
Let's go to Atlanta.
That would be a movie!
I heard the name of Clover Boy.
New spot open up, I heard.
Really?
Yeah.
You call?
You're not getting inside the district,
ain't you, Clover Boy?
Yeah, so sorry, it's a little messy on the ground.
You know what to do with it, man.
This is just my room.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Because then people are going to come to the house and go in this fucking room.
I know.
You actually need to think before you speak.
You get to ask me to think.
It's just a little messy on your screen.
Wow.
Don't show that, Brad.
Yeah, just hit the A.
You already showed the dog.
Let's just continue.
Yeah.
So this is my room.
That's a cozy, you know what I'm saying?
Mirror, mirror.
And Jason got in top here.
Oh, man, you've walked so far.
Was that where you had your business meeting?
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, we have a meeting right there, bro.
Right there.
And then coming over to our bathroom,
you might be able to miss me here as well,
but I must have did laundry first.
That's the first time that I'm sorry.
Can you stop fighting these freshmen?
Oh, no, no, no.
Shoot me anywhere.
OK.
All right.
bro this is fire this is Rolex
yep Rolex this is dickjazz
we're all gonna give you that
here are some socks
what do you want switch one
all right bye bye bye bye
don't start stealing shit
touch an expensive shit man
smush Bob socks
I need those back though
yo this is a buying share
wait can you actually
it's hoid
can we have something like
No, this is too bad.
Bro, give me something that's like memorable when you die.
The Rolex, the Rolex, the Rolex.
No, no, Jason, when you die, I'm gonna sell it.
The chrome. Just take the chrome, bro. It's not that big of a deal.
Oh, true.
Is this yours?
Yeah, but I don't want this. I want a better gift.
Bro!
Give him the chrome.
Give me some!
I don't know. I'm not giving you chrome.
You're actually...
Yellow skis. Yellow skis?
I want a good gift that I can help me bro. You need a helmet. Oh, damn
And you're not actually like something that you're not you're not that you like enough that you'd be like
Although can have this because all those awesome. Just give them just give them the Porsche key this bear one
Just like oh, bro. Stop stealing shit, bro
No!
You're getting in your ass.
Are you s-
The fuck is wrong with y'all?
I want something-
The fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
Man, what the f-
What is this?
What is this?
This is actually so embarrassing,
my hell-cackies.
Oh my god.
Jason, I'm so sorry.
This is actually so embarrassing.
My- my red-haired khackies.
This is actually so embarrassing.
Yo, yo, get the fuck-
What is it?
What is it?
Hey, wait.
Actually, it's y'all-
Wait, hold on.
Didn't you wear this on repeat?
Yeah, I already-
I already picked up an item.
That shit's trash!
Give me a remover!
I know, I wear those.
Okay, wait, actually be nice to Jason
because he's giving us a chance.
Let's just take like the Rolex.
Here, here, I take the Rolex.
I think that was the Rolex.
Give me it!
I swear you got it.
Thank you.
Bro, thank you, Jason.
Jason, I gotta give my dollars.
Well, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, bro.
What do you want?
I gave you the Richard Mill on your birthday,
so probably some of them are not loveable,
so the Rolex is chill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I thought these were Cartiers.
Oh, these are brand new.
Actually?
I can have those.
Are those the, the pit vipers?
Wow, you gave him those without me.
Oh, I gave you those Japanese.
Lightning is a little pit vipers.
Jason's not white, he's Chinese.
I'm bad.
I'm bad.
I'm a bit of a beast.
Bit of a beast.
Where is he?
That is actually coming out here very soon.
Are you gonna do a sir with it?
Yeah, for sure.
Jason getting squelchy here with a bucket pussy?
You're imagining the queering sounds from that.
Yo, bro.
You're just squelching.
I'm gonna put the socks on, bro.
You're the...
You're the...
You're the...
Damn, your feet are small as look.
Bro, that's adult size.
Oh, you don't want to lay that down.
Bro!
That's not nice.
What do you do?
Not that side, bro.
Not that side.
That side is good this size.
What?
Did you sleep on that side?
I sleep on that side.
What are you doing here?
Nothing.
Probably born by the prime sex.
All right, I'll do it, I've got another gift for you, bro.
Yo, I don't fuck with that.
Yeah.
I don't.
I'm real cute.
What?
You got the red bottoms?
Yeah, red bottoms.
Shit's fucked up though.
I don't know, bro.
I'm just gonna do a quick check before we leave my room.
Yeah, do a quick check.
What's this?
What's this?
Okay.
All right.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah, what are you even doing with that?
What are you doing, bro?
You need a check.
Just pat me down.
Just pat me down.
Alright, let me play with you, dude.
Nothing.
Nothing.
You need to pat down more.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Alright, cool.
No, he has to take off his clothes, too.
Because he has to be pat down.
I already took off his clothes, too.
Thank you.
Come on.
No, it's because Jason loved himself.
He's like, God.
Yeah, bro.
Why do you keep making fun of this guy?
I'm making fun of him.
You're good.
Look at how cool his bald chin.
W7.4.
7.4.
Wow.
Jason, you told me you're at...
You told me you're at his nigger, Pete.
I wish.
I must go.
Look at his bulge.
I'm not having bulge.
It's fire.
Are you sober?
Are you weird?
Are you weird?
Two sweats?
Two bare sweats?
This is a rough line.
Oh, OK.
All right, let's go.
Ready?
Show us Ron's room.
Ron, not your sluts locks.
Place is not ready.
Well, Lacey's room is lit.
Whose room is lit?
This is Lacey's bedroom.
Okay, let's go in there.
Well, the thing is, it's locked because...
Well, you know the code.
Just in case Lacey has a heart attack.
I don't know the code.
No one knows the code.
The people are practicing.
You know the code.
How much is this piece?
It's about like $5 grand.
Can I have it?
No.
Can you pass it to them?
You should be grateful.
Joe, I'm trying to come up.
Um...
Some ultraman.
We're good on that.
We want NMS.
When is your coming up with more ultraman?
When is your coming up with more ultraman?
When is your coming up with more ultraman?
We're good on that.
We want NMS. When are you coming up with merch, though?
When are you going to do money grab for your fans and drop a product, bro?
I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.
Dude, you should do, you should do NMS pop.
NMS pop?
Insert a food chain like Blueface.
I don't know if that's me, though. I might do like...
Like a nail spot.
That could be possible.
I'm ready.
You just woke up, man.
Jason, is that...
Oh, that's my sore. I've been looking for this.
That's why you were getting real.
You take your name back?
You want me to drive?
You want me to drive?
No, no, no, no. That's dangerous.
Are you serious?
Oh, because Niki could cut himself.
That wasn't...
No, it was like she turned him up.
Yeah, you're right.
Who the fuck is ordering bow and arrow?
Wait, wait.
Joe, you're drinking a white class...
I'll drive.
You wanna drive?
The Mayback?
The Maybisc?
Dude, if I crash it...
You gotta make it.
How much is it?
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
How much is it?
Uh, whatever the day it is.
I'm sending the legacy.
Ah, the, uh, the couple of them today.
Why did you sit like that?
You are a clean-dice!
You got me another one!
Thanks for having me.
Actually, I'll be your starter.
You've given up this opportunity.
Come on, River.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, guys.
At least we're down by the traffic.
Thanks.
All right, River, you want another like?
Call me, I'll dial up, please.
Thank you.
All right, all right.
I got you.
Holy shit.
Alright, you wanna know the like line, I'll get you one.
Uh, grab me a motel, please, thank you.
Alright, alright, I got you.
Holy shit.
How do you feel about whenever I set the trend of people, you know, framing you?
You know, to set yourself up for goodness, you need to get that men pin again.
Yeah, some do go check out the orange shop link.
Get that minpin and get that goatee back.
Oh my god, bro!
Split the fuck is wrong with y'all!
I'm 19, at least give me a blunt.
Bro, come on, team.
Ow!
Oh, that's tough.
Yeah, it does cost you a little.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did you...
Go on portrait mode, take our clip.
Get your ass taken.
Jason's telling people their glasses is too small.
Oh, no.
You think it's because of the wide-eye filter?
Yeah, I'm gonna see my gap.
No, we don't.
I'm gonna see my gap.
Look at the camera.
I'm not lying.
Why don't you do have a wide-eye filter?
Yeah, but I looked like a less heavy person,
what, like this to my face?
No, it's because your face is rounder
rounder since I get this morning
ah
I think Jason doesn't have to be around
even though you're probably
he doesn't have to be around
you have to
you have to fucking do
don't be there
are you serious
he has a really long penis
in his surgery
why do you know that
I've seen it
Jason catch
fuck bro
have to catch
imagine I did that to you
let's just go
let's do it
put it back
wow you got money
oh I thought these were honey bags
I don't think that's...
Dad, do you want that pasta?
We got protein bars, we got...
You have candy?
You got cheese for me?
You want cheese?
I got some snacks here.
Jason, last time I was here, which hasn't been a minute because I got canceled so you waited until the cancellation was over to fuck with me.
These are the same snacks.
You'll be catching me on a bar, bro.
Are you trying to fuck?
Ask a look.
You can drink that tonight.
I don't know.
That's okay to drink for.
He's a baby.
He's a baby, bro.
Even though I was offered drinking at the last Fourth of July party.
You were?
Not by me.
Not by me.
No.
Let's go.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Wait.
If you do need to go to the alley, we need to go to the-
I'm not smoking, Miss Tom.
Do you have secrets?
I don't have secrets, but I know somebody that does.
Guys, now I'm gonna give you a location we need to go to.
We need to go there, and we need to get our outfits
for Crackable Jokers, because we're pretty famous.
Which, what outfits?
I have the bumpings by The Lottie Fit,
although you do need outfits.
Do you want to go get those?
Because we're famous.
I feel like we're the least famous,
and I will ask you, I'm well-famous.
I'm sorry.
Why haven't you posted a skit, bro?
Not feeling it?
No, I am. It's always just like, why would I try to do something when I could just drink beers, come on your stream, everybody follow me on Twitch, all the two swag, literally go on there right now and follow me, and why would I post a video where I could come on here and use your platform to get me and him quoted and drink and fucking vape on stream.
I mean that's real. That should be real.
That's awesome.
I love them, but you should be my friend, Saeed.
He has cigarettes.
So let's go right now.
Saeed.
Actually, I don't know if he has that.
Yes, he does.
You just don't want me to introduce him to you.
No, I'm just going to scream in the face.
He smokes weed.
Oh.
I still can't smoke weed.
He's 19.
Oh, man.
But when he was 20, I feel like he'd be 19 or like.
I do.
Just a flex, bro.
It's like, what's that one basketball player that is now
still in college?
What's his name?
Oh
Like what your friends I don't cool with both
No
You're fucking Jason we have connections come on, bro
I forgot to show you the guest house
Ooh, and we can say that
Guess how's already occupied by three dunderheads drew all
I think I have a laser number. I'll just call them. Do you think I can just crash in his um?
He's not here
Got to call this those cars of these. I'm gonna have to call you out. That was great Jason Jason Jason. Yep
Who's car is it?
That's Adapts.
That's Adapts.
Is Adapts here?
Adapts?
I don't know.
I've seen him earlier today, but he might be business.
Let's go beat him up.
I don't want to do that.
Let's see.
Okay.
That's Lacey's 1-40.
This is a 1-40 Cybertron right here, Lacey's.
What do you mean 1-40?
It's 1-40.
It's got a 1-40 kit on it.
What is that?
It's just it's just a kid is one of 40
But it's the work of the keys not here. I'll go why would you like why a set cyber drug down?
I'm asking the same thing wait. Let's go flick up in front of the hills and say we made it
Go ahead bro. No come with us. No me. Come. Yes. I already did this when I moved in here
Come here. I did it already about it Jason. What do you how do you feel? I feel pretty good, bro?
Just you know, I'm just trying to keep up. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, that's my rib. That's broken
I touched your tit, your titty.
That's where your ribs are.
We're under my tits.
You do it, oh.
I already got the large picture, look.
Can the camera see it?
Yeah.
Turn down your, turn down my brightness and we do it.
No, it's you.
Okay.
We're good.
All righty.
Go ahead, you want me to flick you up, I got you.
No, you have to get your camera on too.
Now, do it now.
Don't talk to him like that.
He's our cameraman.
That's what something...
Wait, Jason, that's something that you have to know about being a big streamer is you
have to be mean to your camera.
Yeah, but you're a fat, bald white guy.
You can't say that to YBG.
Come on.
It's a microaggression.
There you go.
Just be nice.
I can be a bitch-ass nigga.
Record this.
Fucking nigga.
Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
Alright, flick is out.
Yeah.
I don't have a...
Alright, let's go say something inspiring.
I'm gonna say it like Jason.
angle I bow like
hey bow
weird bow
but like just keep going bow
keep going bow
and then somehow bring up
bow
there we go
flick it up
this is fucking boring
let's go do something from Jason
come on bro
What do you want me to hit it in?
Oh, these kids, bro.
That's a 30-year-old kid, right?
That's a grown-ass kid.
Jason, what's whole?
Jason! Jason! Jason!
You think you're...
Just because you're the cameraman, I could just reach over
and knock you the fuck out!
Jason, Jason, Jason!
The middle one. The middle one.
Not bad. Not bad, kid.
Wait, Jason.
Oh, shit! Jason, for my birthday,
party here his birthday's coming up. May 18th. Your birthday's what?
May 9th. Wait, so we could have a joint birthday party! Jason, we could have a joint birthday
party! Jason, Jason, Jason. I said a birthday collab. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable,
though. You literally like pale there. I did. Yeah, like you're pale right now.
Oh bro, don't worry. I'm used to this. You seem to stop getting in the same frame
with him because you're probably gonna mow the fuck out of here. Yeah, just because
He has a six five
I've been in my gym shit
That's that's that's thank you. Who's in there? Is that laser? It's I eat bro
Anime dude. Hey, what's up? Say you?
What's up, bro? I just wanted to introduce you to El do and ask up bro. How's it going? Oh, yeah, let's get it good to meet you
I already know say it was good nigga. Let's go nigga
All right. Yeah, that's hard. That's hard. Could you give him a tour of your room?
My room is kind of a vest right now
Oh, that's okay.
I've got no clothes, you know, I've got no clothes.
Oh, you've got no clothes.
I've been doing it in there.
He has nuts in his head.
Bro's gooning the whole night.
We're nearly going like this.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yeah!
Wait, which end?
Left or right?
I stopped.
I stopped.
I stopped being here.
I actually stopped being here.
I told you, back up.
What do you guys think?
It's nice, bro.
This is it.
This guy renovated, you know.
It's nice.
It's very nice here.
This is it. This is the renovated, you know.
This is something very nice here.
Zoom in.
Whoa!
Parking him out.
Mordecai, right?
Classic.
Is that real good?
This is show us luck.
This is very chill box.
Do you just love regular show?
No, I'm watching grown-ups.
You can say Mordechai. I love that show.
I say Mordecai, right?
Mmm!
The Minecraft painting.
You're noticing.
That's hard.
Um, so me and Jason were asking, uh, or me and Haskell were asking Jason what we could have in Jason's house.
So what can we have in here at us?
Or can we crash here?
We'll just crash here if that's cool.
I actually did see that you needed socks.
Well, I got socks.
So you can hook me up.
But can I have something expensive like it's out?
When you die?
When you die, you're defenseless.
Why is it having a die?
Well, I'm saying eventually, so in the future,
I can come up off a couple bands.
You know what?
I got a perfect gift for you.
Oh, there it goes!
That's how you eat it.
Look how like all of us!
I'm gonna bring the gift out to you, alright?
Ah!
Did I?
No!
Well, you should get into it.
No way, bro!
It's not like I tried to say it, buddy.
Alright, Scott, I'm good, bro.
But thank you, though. Thank you for real, bro.
You smell like alcohol.
I'll take it.
It's all good can someone in the chat on the chat how much
How much is this?
That's good like two dollars. Yeah, like two dollars. What? Yeah.
No, no, I mean girl, let me see. You don't even throw an exist gift around like that.
That was magical, bro, I respect you. Yeah, it's actually it was actually a birthday gift.
I'm whoo-hoo. Yeah, I know.
Wow, dudes, everyone's spam, everyone's spam at El Aldo and that he's fat. Make fun of him. Let's go.
I'm sorry, give me daps before I go, at least.
It's good seeing you again.
Do you mind if we... what?
Blasic. Yo, Said! Yeah? There's a new domino, I think it's the domino. I know. Dude, the domino is minecraft.
Soon. Bro. Soon.
Should we say that we have to go to the UK to try out their hotel also?
It's a fuckin' hotel?
Yeah!
New Michael's Hotel!
So...
Is the bald dude autistic?
I don't wanna...
You're in the bad chats.
No, all the way off stream is the exact same.
Thank you.
Actually, WJ's in.
Alright, bro.
Let's head out, shall we?
Let's get it, dude.
Let's flit, here we go.
You actually wanna go get a fit first?
I already have a fit.
Oh, you do?
Wait...
You should probably just pop out on some toilet.
Actually, yeah, you had some-
Well, what do you want me to dress as?
Because in R.I.P.O. jokers, it could literally be anything.
I'm gonna be a lesbian English teacher pumpkin slice, come on.
Okay.
Jason, one more chance to go to something expensive in your house.
Uh, I didn't give you the glasses I gave you.
Those are from Japan.
Oh, they're in my pocket, don't worry.
All right.
Let's go.
I'm trying to make a joke, I'm gonna give you a $2 bill.
Fuck.
Yo!
Are you fucking grateful, asshole?
Fuck a bald...
...package!
Bald bitch!
Yo, W-Chap.
Guys, spin the minion eating popcorn.
Sounds cute.
Jason, what's in here?
Uh, Amazon package for somebody.
Alright, let's take the Maybach.
Cough!
WAKE UP, WAKE UP!
Where's your car?
It's me right here, guys.
Two-Tone Maybach next to the Two-Tone Hellcat.
Don't show the front bumper, it's fucked, bro, it's fucked.
Dude!
Dude, I have really low-
What happened?
I have really low-
Bro!
How?
What happened to your university?
I'm joking, I keep hitting the bumper whenever I go into my really low parking, and it
just scrapes and just- and just jack-ulates and rips it off.
Dude, you fucked it up, man.
I'm gonna- bro, the bumper's like 300 bucks, bro.
You gotta get the shit washed
This shit's dirty as fuck. Let's get in now. All right, boys. Let's go
Let's get it. Wait. Oh my gosh. This is literally so embarrassing. Do not record this
I need to be like oh my god
It's a long
Literally so embarrassing I didn't see him back back. Oh my god
This is I just want to apologize to chat and you because this is just so embarrassing
I feel like I shouldn't even look this is so embarrassing. I'm sorry
All right, let's go
Here we go, I hope this is a good spot it is a Sunday, so there might not be where are we going it's like
Um, I don't want to leak where we're going but it's like an outside mall
All right, Tokyo
No, we're not gonna Tokyo funny third Asian joke of the day
He just said he's Taiwanese
That's what he wore whenever see me in the worst
So we know if y'all need anything okay, well, we just asked you for some gifts
Well not fucking like free expensive shit like water or like
Jason how many times have you got top in this?
Just throw a little at the welching top
AHHHHH
HA HA
Wait Jason, if you don't mind ranking up the AC
Oh yeah, you can do it on the iPad right there
He's rich
Just go welching top back here
YAH
YAH
Wait, whenever you go to the top, does it queef?
Most don't quit the squelch
When's the last time y'all had sex?
Can you actually throw you such a young thing basically just talking about porn? Yeah, that's disgusting. Roll the fuck out, bro
Although do you baby? Yeah, are you?
Ask the question
Like do you interact with women?
I have a girlfriend and girls actually think I'm dope and scary and fucking awesome rather
than a little weed with a maybach.
Ain't scary?
Girls think girls.
Girls think girls.
This guy with a maybach.
you
you
you
you
you
page bro. What? Haskell's for you page. We got the same for you page. For you page?
Yeah. We're awfully just born. Oh just leave me out of it. Oh no, what is your for you
page look like? Do you know those people that humped the edge of the pool with their
grumpy penis? No. My for you page is usually just Indian train accidents. What? He's
He's an Instagram Reels Watcher.
Oh, wait, let me see.
Can you scroll real quick?
Quick scroll.
But it's not on purpose.
He's not like, he's not a evil guy.
Well, I know he's got a good heart.
And he's got a nice brain.
A nice brain?
Yeah.
I do.
How was WuWap?
I want to see WuWap in real life.
Take a moment.
WuWap's the go, man.
How old is WuWap?
He's 10.
Bro, it's bad.
Bro, it's literally 10.
Like what?
Like, what do you know?
God for me.
It's your ass, nigga.
It's the worst.
It can't even be 10 or 12.
Bro, 10 is all it, bro.
That shit week is fun.
That's gonna be a 19, bro.
Bro, that's way cooler than 10.
Boy, you were 10 nine years ago.
That's actually crazy.
Jason.
Ow.
Damn, bro.
Y'all be, like, abusing each other.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I only punch him when he says some weak ass jokes
And I'm probably gonna punch the fuck out of you if you say some weak ass jokes
Jason, the way we're gonna end this stream is by eating or jumping you
I don't know, I don't...
No, I don't want that
I don't want that
Buddy, when was that? When did anybody wanna get jumped?
You couldn't jump me, although...
Jason, I think if I actually fought you in a boxing match, I'd beat you
Without any training
I don't think so, bro.
I don't think so.
Remember when you pump-faked, uh, uh, that boxy silver ruler?
Blasic.
That sure was funny.
Great time.
I'm saying, Blasic, you're not ready to go.
Don't need ready to go.
I can do the archive legs.
Holy shit.
But, Jason, this car is actually really fucking nice, dude.
Thanks.
Congratulations.
Hey, thanks, bro.
Congratulations.
Thank you, bro.
And your curb is nuts.
Thank you, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's something nice.
You can't cry.
Happy wife, happy life, bro.
He got a girl, he has the house, he has the motion.
Hey man, life is pretty good, man.
Cannot complain.
What about y'all?
Y'all both got wives too, no?
Yes, we do.
Although, who's your woman?
She's awesome.
We keep it offline just because, you know,
then I gotta pay for all of her shit
and make sure she doesn't have a job
literally for like that.
But yeah, she's awesome.
I love her to death.
That's incredible.
Oh my God!
A little bit of a red wig!
Wow! A duck smoking cigarette!
Wow! Wow! That was good!
I remember those days, bro! The first year we did it!
Dude, Jason, Jason, you know I live five minutes away from you.
Wait, Jason, are you friends with Ludwig?
With who?
Ludwig.
You did a thing back here with him.
Ludwig doesn't like me.
Who is Ludwig?
Oh, you mean Ludwig?
Yeah, yeah, cool. I'll wait
Wait, wait, why? No, it's just one ain't cows asking. Okay, ask ask some questions for me. Yeah, literally
We're about to be here man. He work. Hey later. We got to get an eating signal. What are you gonna try to eat later?
Why is he laughing out of it?
Haven't been rude this whole time
And I can get rid of it.
You're a good monster, Aldo.
I know, I'm kind of like a, like an anteater, I'm like 20 spread out.
That's actually who I try to be.
You're actually White Cuff him.
Because of the farting you burp, and in your white, in your bone, you're White Cuff him.
I'm not White Cuff him. You're up with that anteater.
You're a fat, you're a blob, you're a blobfish, and he's a monkfish.
I don't know. I don't know. Is this the first time he just makes fun of you?
Yeah, he just calls me fat. But I haven't ever...
He doesn't! Bro, you know what would happen if you ever sit in a club and get some micro impression. He doesn't do it.
So he can't make jokes in a club?
He's gonna get cancer.
I'm with friends now.
Get the drill. Relax.
So when you hit the drill and you're stressed?
He was the un-mike man.
well shit y'all wait for this imposter I mean in practical jokers what are we
gonna do like what are we gonna tell each other we're gonna go off the road
probably just jack dordie max and a harass yeah yeah no but screw that right
no actually I have some funny ideas for you guys to do by the way you have to
do everything that is said in the ear but or you have to go or what's the
punishment we have to do order you get punished me
We have to make her check the check is there jumping up and down to make a cheese. She came up
You the check it's inside the punishment chat. Hey guys, you can put the more camera me and focus on me, please
Thank you a little bit more
Thank you, bitch. Yes, and I go
No, come on. It was a joke. It was a joke. Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah, Jane. Yeah, Jane. Thank you. Thank you guys chat for you
Guys we actually have an important thing for you guys. Hi. I'm house cool
I am sponsored by rebel so I will give you wings besides the point
Oh, wow, you ever you have a spot you have a sponsorship from Red Bull and you just want guys comment down because one time
I drank five vodka Red Bulls
So
Guys comment down below what you guys want to punch me and we will do it love you guys and back to the segment
Wow. Oh my god. That's a chipotle me and drew in
Nobody asked
I'm reminiscing at cameras
fat fucking bitch
What? Oh with the micro aggressions Wow
You're gonna get canceled you can't be that controversial. Hey, you can't help people stop
Rose don't be scared. It's not be scared of giving me a cancel Haskell. Yeah, stop
I'm not I'm just I'm wary because Jason you've been kids like eight twenty times
I think you're presenting games. You have a soft fame facing famous food. I think you're I think I think you're projecting
No.
No.
But don't say that because, actually, his child flame...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Get him, get him, get him!
Wait, let me see if they know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jesus, bro.
They're going to know the reference, bro.
Jesus.
Well, they said hold on a thought.
Cool, dude, whatever.
Bro, they're actually just blaming myself.
Actually, just flaming my shit. Why did you tell them to do that? Take it back.
Okay guys, stop. Say something nice about me now.
Oh my gosh.
Guys, flame the hot school and flame the hot school and say something nice about me.
Thank you!
What?
Alright.
Jason, can we go do donuts?
Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up.
Yeah, we're not even being funny right now, this is your house.
What the fuck is you talking about?
Jason, do something you're gonna regret.
I think I'm doing it right now, bro.
everybody spam to use everybody spam to use
like dub back here the dub is all good
that's not bad that was amazing there
just a good job is crazy yo tell chat about
the new lingo that we dropped oh yeah wait wait no and I actually you didn't
drop it me and Wilma honey came up with it
calling bitches to happy it? Yeah, it can be part of the other. Okay, okay. Jason, we're
doing, we're talking. YBG, can you please put in our signal, please? I won't call you
a bitch, I just need a piece. Thank you. Guys, welcome back to another Haskell auto segment.
And today we have our new lingo drop. So tune in, get your popcorn, get ready and
get ready to actually learn pen and pencil. Get it ready. Go.
I'm just happy. I have to get the credit to my other friend, Will, that actually,
Because we got it from CSGO. You say oh, that's top use fuck and do the animation
Tappy's basically like if shorty's bad touch bitch is toppy, but we have a girl
Hoppy don't do that, but it's a chat if a bitch is toppy. It just do that. I don't call them bitches, bro
It was it. It was that it was a personification automata. I don't like that
I don't actually know literature is just like a hyperpigmentation. She's not cool, bro
I'm not this is why I don't speak to people that didn't do college
You I remember people in all 18 would say you paid them to be your own market
Now I went to college, but I graduated usually I got my associate's degree
Associates what is that? It's basically participation
This there's something up a luga well and they say I look like on to tell me why I stopped mucking around
What are these niche jokes, bro
In the back sipping it sipping a cup in the back of the past
Hey sipping up coming up back to 400 in the bitch's job
Bitch I do they call me a monkey by blades bitch. Tell me why is a five bananas?
What are we right now
No, I said, where are we?
You showed us this hot yoga, total one.
Dude, are we at porn?
We're at porn.
We're about to do impractical jokers.
Tell me how to say five bananas.
Was that Woz behind us?
Yeah, Woz behind us.
Jason, how many subscribers do you have?
Uh, get it, bro.
I don't know.
17th and on tiktok is a decent amount of
Guys, that's not a nice joke. That's just a bar who made that bar
Luca
Wait, maybe he's just this parking lot.
We're gonna... Jason, you have to go first.
You want me to go first?
Dude, I have the best one ever.
Wait, don't spoil it.
I won't.
I swear on your life.
I swear on your mom's life.
I swear on Jason's mom's life.
Jason, Jason, Jason!
Oh, okay, never mind. I was wondering why this was spinning.
You're laughing.
I see you in the thumbnail.
No, get out, bro.
We can go.
We can go in there.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Bro, bro, you are invited.
You need a change?
I need a change.
Get your keys.
My keys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
Oh
No, it's not actually I'm not gonna lift up my shirt right now because I'm not a freaking
Those frames look good on you. Thanks. Oh you try cover those fuck
They said who's the fat bald kid in the back?
Well.
I ain't in this shit, I need him on it.
What?
Yeah bro, when I go to the carousel, I whisper it, that means it's me and bro.
I know, but I'm trying to be a part of it.
Okay, okay, I'll tell you after.
I'll tell you after.
I'll tell you after.
I'll tell you after.
We'll do it right now.
We'll do it right now.
I'll tell you after.
I'll tell you after.
After.
After this week, bro, you got a sling on it.
After this week?
You're trying to slide us up, bro?
No, no, no, bro, no, no.
Oh, my God, Chad.
Dude, these guys are very overstimulated, bro.
These impractical jokers, I don't know what the fuck they're about to make me do.
This impractical jokers. I don't know what the fuck they're about to make me do
Are y'all good, oh fuck are you wearing good?
You've been hitting the gym, I've been trying man
that we saw each other we're at Kanye West no yes well no and then I came over
your crib oh yeah yeah yeah after yeah all right that was lit and the fact that
you don't remember that
those not a turban on what is this check you say I look like the
Akinator
This is Jason
This is my bro. This is my pumpkin spice latte. Dude, you're saying it's poking game
This is good face you turn off the chat your chat
Jason you hold this
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Let's go, Kelly.
I look chic.
You know chic?
What is chic?
I look chic.
What is that?
A new term?
I look chic.
It's a New York thing.
Chic.
Shout out to Chase Rutherford.
They said take that off.
What?
What's wrong with this?
Are you being serious?
Is Jack actually spamming that?
They said cancel the cancel.
How's this cancel?
Chic.
Chic.
Not.
What is a chic?
I'm not saying that word.
You look I'm not OCOS OCOS get it cuz OCOS gets canceled for another thing every other day. I just say it wrong at least it right
Sheep I only why was you got slam you guys remember you guys remember whenever a ninja was like something naked you're being a nigger
No
Oh, bro, we need to find a spot to fucking post up Christoffer.
He did say that, he did, he did, he said nag.
Okay, here we go, here we go, bro.
All right, so listen, so we need a post-up spot.
You know what I mean?
So, we can just post up.
All right, but hopefully this is like a somewhat populated
area.
Oh yeah, this is good, this is good.
A lot of people, a lot of nice people,
perfectly, you know who I was talking about.
Ew!
Whatcha mean?
Tell, bro.
Whatcha mean?
All right, let's go down there.
Down here, down there.
I look good.
I don't even know what this mall is, but it's outside mall, so very public, you know, chill
vibes.
Tech pockets?
I need tech pockets.
My phone.
That's it.
It's a beautiful Sunday, y'all.
They can see it poking from a while away.
Is it?
Anyways, Jason, you're wearing the same one from the one pretty boy in the hallways, AI TikToks.
You be on your own tonight.
You know everything.
He's like, yo, nice shirt, bro.
He's like, bro, how can I look like you?
Same shirt, by the way.
And then it goes, and then it shows like some bullshit.
It's not the shirt, bro.
It's not the shirt.
Jason, how do you walk around with a big camera following you,
not feeling like a total asshole?
Ah, because I, you know, when I'm told you're so lucky, it's me.
That one homeboy that walks into you when you walk,
you can't walk straight.
OK, where should we go?
Where should we go?
Ain't a lot of jokes.
Damn!
Oh, we should get this for a clip.
So, yeah, get in.
No, you get in.
No, I'm not doing that, my dude.
OK, don't do that.
All right, you can not fit in there.
Jason, come on.
I'm not going in there.
Jason, I'm going to have to ask you, bro.
You can say anything you want to me.
Don't call me broke. Don't call me fat, bro. What's wrong with that? He's just not either of those
He's neither of them. Yeah, that's a new way. That's actually new lingo not either
Okay, look, we'll put stuff right here. Oh my gosh, where should we whoa whoa, where should we?
Are you serious? Are you serious? No, you're about to do it
Wait, can I read this?
It's going back 30 minutes.
It's going back 30 minutes.
Wait, wait, it's going to be 30?
No, it's going to be in like 30.
It's not for me?
Are you serious? It's not for me?
Are you asking for prom?
It's incredible.
Yeah, you're going to get that shit, bro.
I'll hold this for you while you down here.
This reminds me of my hucklecoaster.
Just don't make sure your friend doesn't backdoor you
I get all the stuff for what like be honest
Like that'll work out. I mean, I don't know. No, you don't you said to I
Where's a good spot woes
Yo, yo, maybe over there stop stream talking. It's not funny. Yeah, you're stream. You're stream back there woes
Wow, these people are stream sniping us too.
Not everybody's a stream sniper.
Well, if they're not a stream sniper, then they're gang snipers.
We should just stay at the core house.
We should just shut each other.
Hold our hand. We'll do it. Try to fight the...
Well, come on, Jason.
Stop.
Stop.
Shut up, bro.
Well, bro, it's...
How you doing it?
Killer.
Let's go do 360 off this.
Yes sir!
Tough.
Zone in chat, slow motion.
Wait guys, clip thought.
All right.
This might be the spot.
Is this the spot?
Chad, what do you think?
Right here or back by the escalator?
I feel like there's more people over there.
Jason, like in his bedroom, getting top?
Yo, stop acting me, get a hand.
I'm gonna re-enact you fucking two girls.
Do it.
No.
Do it.
I don't want to imagine you have a sex.
Ain't all this supposed to be funny?
Oh, let me read my chat.
They're all spamming lulls after that.
OK, watch this.
Watch this.
Haskell's getting canceled because he's
cultural appropriating Sikhism.
It's not.
Pumpkin spice, I'll take that.
Oh, let me read this chap.
All those problematic in a bitch, plus the ass nigga.
Oh, oh, let me read this.
Haskell's getting canceled for putting a term
on when he's not actually sick.
Ew, this is an Akaneer cosplay, bitch!
Ah!
Yo!
You're such a problem.
You're such a problem.
Aye, aye, aye.
Yo, where are we going?
We're staying here, chap.
Yeah, this is a great post.
That's probably because I can sit down and rest my gut.
I feel like there's a lot of people over there over there.
Yeah, but we can post that.
I'm noticing something in chat.
He only disrespects YBG and not woes.
Weird.
I did disrespect woes.
He's hot.
Say sorry about it.
Stop pressing my workers.
Don't touch me.
Woes, I'm sorry.
Say sorry to YBG.
I already said sorry.
Hug him. Hug him now
I'm not gonna kiss you. Okay. Okay for your muscles. All right. There's another it has to be when you're hugging walking
Welcome back chat. Hi guys. Let's just hi guys. Hey, let's go. Let's just have a fun time guys
Let's go get flowers for in the car. You're ruining our segment. Welcome back chat. This is the e
Improperly Joker summit so get your popcorn
That's not being controversial. Well done. And of course he went like this
Holy fucking fuck yeah
How do you think they make these type of chairs?
Changes the subject is he's over some of them. Oh, it's a chair
We chat, what are you doing?
Well, I put it to you. I'm next to me. I can't my brain is overflowing with just bullshit
Man, but whatever you do is don't make me fucking do some crazy
Okay, okay
Yo
Shake on it. Yes. Hey. Hey. Oh, Oscar. Yeah, we do in practice. No, we can just be like, yo fuck that
We walk back here. I need a selfie so I can have of course. Oh fuck. No
Of course you can get it. No
Yo, why do you get us reading chat?
People come up to us for photos I go no
Okay, okay, uh, I just got the mannequin talent.
It's a foosie tube reference.
What about Aldo?
Huh, what's his head even?
I love, I love the orientation.
Yeah, I love the orientation.
Yeah, I love the orientation.
What do you think of Art Fist?
It sucks.
Mine?
You know what the Spongebob shirt matches with the Spongebob socks?
Of course, God making fun of the Sikhism is your favorite.
It's not a Sikhism.
It's a bean, it's not a turmen.
It's a boss.
Oh my gosh.
Does it actually look like a turmen?
No, you're good.
It's a bean.
You're good.
You're good, bro.
It looks like a turmen.
Wait, boys, we're good?
Something there?
Yeah, W.
W.
I
Yo, this is a very popular area
Honestly, the monkey clasped in his hand. Let's go.
Let's go.
You guys can take a picture with me.
Oh, Arbett. Arbett.
My wrap!
Oh, stop!
Let him have his moment, bro!
To put me or him.
Oh, my...
Ow, my pose in front of all of you.
Jason, take a photo on his phone of us.
Okay, I got you, bro.
Yo, thank you guys for your support.
Ah, look.
There you go.
Yeah, that's hard.
Yeah, look.
You'll pose.
Maybe you...
You're like Jason's pose.
That's Jason's pose.
No.
I'm, I'm, uh...
Oh, Jason's your friend.
Jason's my friend.
Hello.
Jason's last name.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Hey, honestly,
What?
Come on.
Let's go.
Appreciate that.
I got you.
If you want to play with me, that's okay.
You want to play with me too?
I
Remember to watch me and bro all pictures only so please do a fall pose or get get the hell out the picture
Beautiful
Yeah, yeah, that's that's okay right there
I got you both. Thank you so much. I think you want to come on
Thank you so much.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey guys, guys come on.
Why can't you take my flex to the surf?
Oh shit, this kid is a-
That's actually beautiful.
It is.
Yo, should we go to Starbucks?
No, no, no, no, no.
We're on iPhone 18.
No, no.
You know I'm about to lock my phone.
It's my room.
No.
No, lock my phone.
Kui-fi!
Yo, I want to take it.
Take it.
Take one more.
Should I do one where it's like the wind blowing?
That's beautiful.
That was hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, that was hard.
Ah, cool.
So where did you park?
No one?
No one?
No, he's walking.
So should we just, should we just, we could just post up literally outside this
Really outside this Costco there's like a, there's a bench probably around here, you know?
I'm down.
How are you feeling?
I'm chillin, what about you?
Chillin, uh...
Are you having a good time?
Yeah, I'm having a great time.
Are you really?
Yeah, I should have popped that Adderall before streaming though.
Oh, you're not, you're not uh, able to keep up?
Not bringing us what right here?
Costco's a lot, huh?
You are a lot as well.
It's not me.
Oh my god, it's genuine right there.
Right here.
We can post up right here.
Okay, Jason, you're gonna go first.
Oh, this is fire!
Wait, I'm trying to feel it.
Wait, where do you need it?
Did you get it?
So we're gonna freeze frame that.
Should I go again?
Yeah, do it one more time.
Wait!
What are you doing?
He's trying to get a freeze frame.
Woo!
Did you get it?
Jason, what are you gonna buy?
Oh, I do need it.
Wait, I need a new mouse.
I need a new mouse.
Jason, I need a new mouse, though.
Jason, I need a new mouse from Costco.
You got me?
No.
Why are they saying, Ew, girl?
Because Jason just forked.
What did you call it?
Horking.
Is that what it's called?
When you go, yeah.
Or you call something big, like,
big gap between your eyes,
you go, that's a horking gap.
Really?
Or like my belly.
Listen, you got a horny car.
Is that how you use it?
Boy, you'd say, like, that's a big fuck off working belly.
Oh, god.
Tappy lingo.
That is Tappy lingo.
Right here, shall we?
Bro, oh my god.
Oh, we got to be in the car?
Wait, but the car's kind of dripping because we can sit down.
And turn on the AC.
The thing is, there's not a good parking spot.
You could literally post a message and stress me.
if you do a crossover POV right here.
Yeah?
POV.
This is great.
All right, let's pull out.
No, this is actually good.
This is good use of the shopping cart.
OK, so wait, what do you guys think is a good?
We're going to go to the Costco, yeah?
Yeah.
And so someone got a little booger in it.
Can you get it?
No.
Bro, what's the fuck?
With a whip.
Gone with a whip?
Now we're good.
Me and Hinty gonna be going with the wind,
let's just run away together.
Live a nice life off all your money
and you can see the buy stuff.
Haskell can come too.
As our side piece.
Just dab me up, bro.
I dab too.
Thank you.
Okay, so how's this gonna work?
Are we gonna have like two, like a split stream?
You'll see.
So, you're gonna call me off your phone.
I got my air pods in.
I'm gonna hear you.
They're gonna hear you speak.
And literally it's just a practical joke. It's pretty simple
We're gonna have different camera. We got a white lens to zoom in really close. We got mics. It's gonna be epic
Bro, come on. Don't don't don't touch my penis or my my my boobs
What the bee is bro, please. Please don't I won't I won't
Someone's gonna get arrested no no we're not doing that
We're not doing that
So if you guys want to see us get arrested, stay in because we're gonna ask Jason some crazy things to do.
Oh god.
Touch it!
Jason, just touch it!
W. Mike, not even hit him.
Fucking...
Oh, I should have done this.
Yeah, hit him.
Fuck the knife.
Yeah, it's the time.
Brain rise.
He's screwing real.
Wait guys who do you think's the bottom out of the three of us?
But we can switch Jason can join
We good yeah, whoo
I'm not a bro. So is it my money is on Haskell getting detained
What?
The predictions
Rested for those getting a charge. I'm not getting a charge
Jason's probably gonna get a Twitter calm like hate page and then I'm going forward
I'm chilling. Jason, if either of us get arrested, we have to pay for your bail, but if you get arrested, you just pay for your own bail.
I don't like that.
But it's... even though...
I'll pay for your bail.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Well, honestly, I don't think any of us are gonna do anything.
Bites aren't on? Not yet.
Because we're gonna kill you.
You're the Samsung or not? Sick! Sweet.
Get some Samsung's off. Samsung's do have different type of phones, so go a little bit portrait.
Oh, we just asked.
Look at us.
We're there, Jess.
No, we're good.
We're good.
I'm good.
Why do you think we do that?
We don't have a...
We don't have the third engine.
But we're gonna swap right back, though.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
You all do have it.
Yeah, bro, stop making it.
How much do I gotta pay you?
And we're back.
Welcome back, guys.
Hi.
This is the Impractical Joker segment.
Bro get your popcorn sit down
So what am I saying? Why is chastle not cool a bit everything I don't know. Thank you. Oh my god, you really have got
It's okay, let's just continue
Two inches, right? That one's gonna be a quarter. It's gonna be y'all few feet
That one's gonna be the zoomed in one of whatever whatever
Yo, what's good you two today, I'm with auto and Haskell and we're doing impractical
jokers
Okay, you okay?
It's gonna take a walk over here
I
Love
That's good. That's good. No reach hot recent restart already. I did it already guys. We're here with Jason the way this is a Moscow
No
Is that your you do what? No restarting. Okay. No better guys. We're here with
I love I love
couples
I know I walk into restart that where's my phone we're gonna do all my time
You're gonna do the intro please thank you
But we're in public
Oh, sorry. God damn. I'm worried about it.
Okay, we are with Jason. I'm with Jason Nguyen and I'm with Haskell.
Oh, and what are we going to be doing today?
Impractical Jokers.
Alright, is it my turn?
Hi, hi, hi.
Welcome back guys. I'm Haskell.
This is Jason and this is Aldo.
Welcome back to another YouTube banger.
Hi guys, this is Impractical Jokers.
Like, comment, subscribe.
Subscribe and maybe you'll get a kiss
All right, let's do it. Okay, so what's
What's this fighting?
You guys are going to go too though.
Are you really just going to go across the street?
No.
So everybody's going to just make sure you're in the view?
Okay.
Like not behind a pillar?
Yeah, don't go behind a pillar.
Literally just go across the street.
Okay.
And what?
What are you doing?
Let us do what we can kind of like the fucking thing.
Oh, just got it.
Who's going for a hit?
Yeah.
Okay.
Stop that scary.
You coming?
Yup.
Well, what are you all coming?
Yup.
Wait, can I have it?
You were just calling to share what you want to go for us?
No, we need to go. I just need to pay you to pay the fare for us.
Yeah.
Did you bring that?
No. I need yours. I need two of them.
Should I give this to them for you?
They're getting so serious.
Do you need one of mine?
Yeah.
Okay.
He can hear you. We'll have both ears.
No, you give each other the ear.
But can they not hear?
No, they'll hear you.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. WM.
Bro, bro. Oh my god. I got to shut chat. Holy shit, bro.
This is, this is gore.
What?
Eeeeeeewww!
That's actually disgusting.
Bro, I know you get why.
Look, I have some off.
I have a little bit of it.
Clean that off, you know.
No, both of that's clean.
Bro, clean that.
I'm not cleaning that.
Bro, that's disgusting.
It's actually like...
I'm not cleaning it.
Thank you very much.
I'm not cleaning it.
I'm not cleaning it.
Actually, please, this is disgusting.
I'm not cleaning it.
Did you hear what's going about?
Yeah, there you go.
You can take it off.
to take it off, it won't take long.
Look at Askel whining.
Look at his whining face.
Just put it in, bro! Everybody's got earlocks.
That's like Askel and toilet paper
and someone wipes their shit on it and passes it to you.
Alright, ready? Let's go, bro.
Yeah, where are we going?
I'll cut that.
I'm not trying to kind of clean up scared
I keep the NCM or not. Yeah, yes, it's a little key giving college student. Is this right or left?
I'll have white a sponge bump shirt. Okay, let's do this. Come on
Wow look at his bulge
Here we go
I was staying here
Hi guys
I'll go
Wait wait
Oh ok word
This camera will be on your faces
Okay, yes, okay. So just what are you holding here now? I mean I guess yeah
No, I already want to hold it
I would just like not be obvious
one more time because I didn't actually connect I want to connect your
Hey y'all y'all ready y'all ready do I do impractical jokers is there prompts or
just go so what's the problem we'll tell you when you get in there oh god all
All right, let's go
Yo, I'll know I'm here Mike. I'm here Mike
No, can you hear me? It's pretty muffled, bro
Ah, I can't hear you good enough. Okay. Okay. All right guys
guys, let's lock in.
Wait, I'm waiting on a production.
Good, better, we're good now?
Yeah, okay, wait, we gotta see,
whoa, I think we gotta see his BLB, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I can't see his leg up.
Oh, he's going right there.
Oh, okay, okay, bye-bye.
Okay, Jason, go through that garbage,
go through the garbage can and pull out food and say this is going to make me a lot of money.
This is what?
Say this, yo asshole.
Say, go into the garbage can there.
I beg you, stop, stop.
I can't, yo.
Can y'all fucking just speak?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Go through that garbage can right there.
Let the camera up!
Go through that can.
go through that garbage right there and and open the lid and take something out
and scream this is going to make me so much money
oh my god
dude
there's nothing in there's nothing in the toilet
I'm sorry, if it happened to your leg showing up the trash can, and then say it.
Here's, they clean, they just clean the trash.
There's actually nothing.
There's actually nothing in here.
There's nothing in there?
You have to clean it.
There's nothing.
Go to the other garbage can to your right.
There's a bunch of compost.
Okay.
And go inside, and look inside of it, and go,
this is gonna make me, and pull something out and say,
I'm gonna recycle this, and it's gonna make me so much money.
I'm gonna recycle this and this is gonna make so much money
Okay, and no no take it out. You have to take it out. You can't throw it away
Go up to the table behind you and say dude listen
I'm gonna go recycle this and it's gonna make me so much money
Like talk to him as if he's your boy
and then like sit down like
hey sir i'm gonna recycle this and hopefully i make some money if that's
no say say not hopefully it will i know it's gonna make a lot of money actually
say i know it will i know it's gonna make a lot of money and then and then
and then like educate him on why it's gonna make you a bunch of money
i don't think he wants to be bothered no do it okay bother someone else though
All right, right here
Nice hot dog, bro. Hey, I'm gonna recycle this it's gonna make a lot of red nice
I'm gonna tell you why though because paper when you recycle it. It's just like you reuse recycle the three Rs
It'll come back and make me money. That's how I got here. That's how I got the acne studios
to do it with you what you trying to do later
you want it you want to recycle with me you're down
i bet i got it from there though yeah come here and i'll show you how it's
starting come here come here
So basically the digging in here brothers a bunch of recyclable things, but some
people are weird. So they put un-recyclable things in the recycling bin.
But I've been digging in this shit, just making sure that.
Oh, this shit is tough right here. This shit is recyclable.
Jason put your head in it.
Yeah, I'm gonna make this shit back though.
I could probably sell this for what?
Like 50 cents?
Give it to him and say I just put you on, bro.
I just put you on, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I put you on.
He won that, he won that.
Yeah, that's a point, good.
I don't know, bro, I just been catching the vibe, bro.
Trying to get a hot dog.
Oh, nothing?
So you're gonna go recycle it
and go on right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna go on right now.
I ain't gonna go recycle it and pull back up
I got a lot to on you.
Like Corona, bro.
Come here, I've got like Corona.
Yeah, I see it.
Yeah.
You got a girl?
I do, really.
That's far, bro.
What?
That's a blessing, man.
How are you feeling?
Ask her if you can see a photo of this girl.
It's good, bro.
Ask her if you can see a photo of this girl.
Can you take a photo with the recyclable object?
No, ask her if you can see a photo of his girl.
and go down.
Yeah, I'm happy for him.
Oh, that's hard, bro.
That's hard to win.
That's tough.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to get a flick, though.
We need to get a flick, though.
All right, tell him now, get lost, buddy.
And get lost, buddy.
Get lost, bro.
You actually say dead ass get lost. I'm dead. I'm dead ass
I'll put you on bro now you got back
You want one more
oh my god bro let me know oh no what should I get the hot dog or the churro
I'm trying to think I'm trying to think bro should I get a hot dog or the churro
I swear I've seen the clip farm before I can't hear it's your homie bro
Yo, what you talking about?
Yeah, right there.
He's Jason.
What's up, bro?
I ain't allowed to get lost, y'all.
Oh, no, come here.
I'm getting pissed off now. I'm getting pissed off
Can you support me in any kind of way, you know?
But if you say go by every...
Call him a buster.
I said that.
Say you a buster, but I'd get on my face.
Good bro, say good or no, say good.
No, you know?
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a spin back.
Um, I actually do a prank, bro.
Get, get pranked.
Oh, he gave it up, he gave it up.
That's mine.
He's got a prank, baby.
Yeah, yeah, that's mine.
That's mine.
Hey, hey, the camera's over there, bro.
Look at us.
Yeah, hi, bro.
Did Jason know how to work?
Hi, bro.
What's happening, bro?
Take care, bro.
Oh my god, that was so funny.
What, did you know it's funny?
The kid said, I'm chasing money.
I'm not chasing fame.
Then you watch the video.
I lost the point.
Oh my god, bro.
I couldn't, bro.
I feel bad.
You lost the point because you didn't tell them
it was a prank.
Oh my god, dude.
Bro, yo, the audio was so bad.
He's in a warrant, bro. Dude, it's okay
I gotta up my game clear hands, bro. I think we should have just having one speaker
Yeah, we could do that.
Ah.
That was good.
Nah, I couldn't.
I felt bad, bro.
I think instead we should have it on speaker over here.
But if it's speaker, it'll double audio.
But how about this?
How about this?
Because my mic is good.
So why don't we just switch AirPods and phones?
You can do whatever.
Literally here. Hey switch switch me. I'm a line, but there's a lot of earwax though. Oh Jason. Did you touch the trash?
I did
Go as far dude, I was on the island for seven days
And I didn't shower
The bow is clean I was good after
here bro who's turn who's turn is it oh I wish I had if I had money on me I
would give it I'm sorry sorry I don't have it cash what what what what but
can I get your positive yeah yeah oh wait wait so let's go give me your give me
You're chasing a bag, not a fan, come on down here.
Of course, but I am famous, that's what I mean, I don't want to chase the fame, I
want to chase the bag.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I made Anthony's life a life career, you ever heard of him?
That was Specter.
The what?
He's my boy, bro.
I made his career, now he told her all over the United States when he was a son-in-law
who was featured in AI by Assila. Him.
Movie? Who's turn is it though?
Him.
You ever heard of him?
No.
God, I made his career look.
Because I already know we, we uh...
We're on the mall.
Now we can't go to the mall.
You don't want to, Gabe?
That's how I feel over here.
I do whether it's...
Shot?
Yeah, feed his ass.
Yeah, do my ass.
Hey
What do I get returned bro
Random kid random kid everyone in the chat spam random kid
What is happening
in the camera how many viewers do you just now start you know yeah so I get
you you know you're in the level but hey
contact me
bro why are you trying to make yourself
just trying to say give them a phone number so you got to keep tapping with
each other what are you think I just said I got you I got you
This is the same contact info and shit.
You got Instagram?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's not talking about.
It's talking about.
Say, yo.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Don't say ask.
Say, ask.
Yeah, say, fuck you talking about, nigga.
Fuck you, he's talking about.
And he says, nigga, because he's from California.
He can say, nigga, too.
I don't care.
What is happening?
What is happening?
How did he get here?
All right, hey.
Hey, let's run it, bro.
Let's run it.
Let's run it.
I'm going to run it real quick.
All right, man.
What's up, talent?
Ah, fuck, man.
I don't want to get this whole video.
But all don't have to sit on your back and I sit on case hey brava. I've been doing one of these in a while
Yeah, you know you gotta say the quiet part out loud hold this big bro, what did you talking about?
I come over
Hey wait, so the rules are
Who was it who wants to stay down and up
Okay, but actually when he when I when you say down we go down and don't go up
until he says up I and then we just go into somebody yeah that's a little over
break down yeah no no no no restart restart just go just go just go bro
Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up
Down, up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
What you just talking about?
Down, up.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
Down, down, down.
Oh, that is shit, buddy.
Yo, what?
That is 20.
And look at double joint, you're going to stand.
And a little brace.
Hey, bro.
How's your time?
I'm good, buddy, yeah.
How's your day?
How's it going?
I got you yo these dreamers all over the place right now
Thank you. All right. Yeah, I got you
Thank you
favorite drink is mellow yellow it really is all right let's move to
different let me just give my little promotion going
oh now this my Instagram
is everything okay this kid is not supposed to be on property this kid
what where he's not with us I know but we didn't say anything at first but
Does the kid what we don't we don't
All right, bro, you have a good day, okay nice to meet you, bro
Okay, damn bro. You brought it is how I didn't rat y'all
Exactly
Exactly why they
So what why you doing that though? Why you doing that though? They do a I bro
Oh
Talking about
Stable although stable that's your fucking
Do not come on respect me. I respect you. I respect me. All right, I bear so who's MCM back
I
Know you might you can't say that you can't do like
All right, what should we do?
No, bro, let's just walk in for a little bit.
All right, let's go.
Millennial, hello with the fans.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
What?
We can't have kids on the stream, bro.
We got no kids on the stream, bro.
It's anything.
Nice meeting you, bro.
It's anything.
It's anything.
Bro, I do this.
Oh, God, I do this.
I have one dead homie.
Although, I have one dead homie.
I have one dead homie, so I'll push it on dead homie.
Dead homies, please get the fuck on.
We're trying to stream respectfully.
Respectfully?
I'm gonna push the dam on you shit, man.
Yeah.
Man, I'm sure I'm gonna fall in the back too.
We're in here.
Hey, hold on.
It's all here now.
It's all here.
Yeah, we're gonna move to locations.
Yeah, we're gonna move.
Yeah, okay.
We're fired.
Fucking insane.
Bro, that kid got us in here.
The trustee here didn't even care about us.
They were like, oh yeah, that kid's trespassed so you guys can't be here anymore.
You guys think he's a troublemaker?
Yeah.
It's all over.
All right.
Alright, well let's go wreak havoc in another area.
Level 2 right here, what's this?
Ooh, you sell our health.
Oh my god, maybe a doctor's office?
Yeah, get it!
I'm mad at Roby, we're just ruin-
Bro, respond to this.
Dude, do you know what's-
One down, one down, one down, one down, one down!
So much more, so much more to the stream.
No, don't crash.
Bro, bro, come on.
Haskell, stop!
Get the shit together.
Be yourself.
Stop it!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Stop big-
Yo, I'm gonna fucking grab that camera and smash it if you don't get it out my fucking face.
Fuck is you talking about?
You're so funny, Jason.
I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, don't go to the person.
And then he's like, I'm chasing money, I'm not chasing the fame.
Fuck is you talking about?
Then he went up to you.
That was so funny.
Dude, I told you a board like 30 times.
Do you not hear?
The airport is...
We're muted.
We're muted?
Glad when you walked back.
I just wanna say it.
I didn't hear you.
No, no, no.
When you were walking back to your bathroom.
I mean bro the security was cool with us and I've literally been here before
screaming so it's just that kid with trespass and then he wait Jason can you
get your whole chat to come over and follow me a photo although no but
tell them my twitch link although all right guys actually actually I was to
swag where is that where's the next one HTTP ask home flash flash to such a
You'll do it yourself please.
Do it bro.
Please Jason.
Don't follow Auto 2 swag.
Wow.
Now you just fucked up my streaming career.
New low?
Who's first?
Who's first in this one?
No, no, no.
It's just the next one.
And you guys could come watch my students better.
Alright.
So Jason, who's shoot?
Who do you want to go first?
Me next?
Okay.
Fine.
No, I'll go next.
I just heard.
It doesn't matter.
I need a water.
I need a water on Park.
Jason on Park.
I bet.
I
Get parched I'm parched right now. I like to take one. Should we go get a water for everybody?
I'm gonna go yes
No, because we're stringing right now. We guys eat or drink until the stream's over guys
We're streamers first. I'm on mods and chat so I'm put quenster parts. What where do you guys use?
They're probably don't will you don't everybody's friend to use Jason your chat came over
Jason your chat came over to use everybody's even subscribed to me
Uh, uh, get rid of your subscription on Jason's and save money and give it to me.
I'm your Uber driver, get in. W-Auto reference.
Look, they're spamming to you, Jason!
Dude, that's fine. Thank you, bro.
Oh, of course, thanks. Just hit a vapor when it was up.
No, bro, you weren't supposed to do it, actually. What the fuck is wrong with you?
She's not good for me.
You should raid me more often.
Yeah?
I said raid.
I know, I know you said raid.
Like the ant thing, like the like great good ants.
Watch me.
W, W titties.
Jason, do we?
I don't know, there's a cherry then.
Oh, a hair up there.
Is this the new POI?
Yeah.
But no one's here.
I mean, people walk by it.
Yeah, people walk by it.
Oh, that's true.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, this is good aerial POV, bro.
Me and Marlon went to UCLA all the first time channel
Wait so who's the next? Hold on?
Yeah I'll go next. Fuck it.
Put your airport in?
This is the... okay.
And then your hostel?
They said hold on you're sexy bald king.
In my chat on Twitch.RTB.spot, I'll let you try it.
Oh this is actually cinema peopee back here.
I'm gonna get her back.
I
Gave you mine
There's no motion over here
I got it, I got it. We'll just take whatever goes on there.
Remember, you're kind of close, you can't scream while you're up here.
You can't scream. I mean, you can't.
You're gonna hear-
SHOOT!
Ow, that's a bunch of socks!
Stop screaming while you're eating!
No, we actually- I need a punch more.
I need a punch more.
Stop!
Oh my god, you just gave us a start.
Yeah, hold that, hold that, don't make the wash do it.
Stop screaming.
Here, bro.
Wait, this is, this is, uh, auto-mic?
Uh, yeah, whoever's going nice.
Sorry.
I forgot it's still on me.
Wash that water?
God, that's a fucking lance.
What is paint?
What is the paint?
No paint.
What is the paint?
No paint.
No paint.
What is the pin?
Okay, I'm gonna go down here. Yeah, not yet. No, but that's where we're going. Yes
Make sure your mic is hidden bro. Sure is
I'm just kidding you, bro.
I'm just kidding you, bro.
I'm already maxing.
Ah, bro.
Fucking idiot.
Idiot, bro.
Oh, bro, I told you my real car was fucking outside.
Oh, you ready?
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's go, bro.
Call me.
Uh, you call me.
I don't call people.
Wait a minute.
Let's make sure to make sure.
Pick up.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
Yo, yo.
You're muted, I think.
They're muted.
I can't hear you.
It is.
It's bunk.
I was trying to speak to that air pod and it doesn't work.
Just put both air pods on and see if they work.
Yeah.
I can't hear shit.
I can't hear anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For some reason these mics don't work.
Yeah.
No, I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Yeah, that's all that we need.
I don't need to hear you guys.
All right, I don't need to hear you.
Yeah.
All right, tell me what I'm doing.
Tell me what I'm doing.
It's so long.
We got blue air pods from the team.
We need more blue air pods.
I want to share this.
Just share this.
Just share it.
Just share it.
All right.
You see the security right there?
Wrong.
Oh no.
I'll go walk in the middle.
Walk in the middle.
We'll need the chairs and blue chairs.
I
Do a really fake fall in this fall right down where the middle it's not like that
My rib
He says risk he says risk
Risk you have to fall down and get around. You know what it's okay. She's taught this kid to start
Say this is a compliment. It's a character
We're not filming
Yeah, I was just gonna say that she looks amazing today you actually look amazing today. I
Don't know what
Okay, so no, they don't want to brofist brofist great
Oh, no try to do the head alien tap with his head because your ball do the alien
Try to play patty cake with them don't play potty cake
The guys up there asking me if I can feel your head
I
Know
Okay
Okay, they said they said they're gonna call the police
Okay, all right. They said they're gonna call the police
We're gonna call the police
We got to go
Yo bro, that's minus one asshole
come back up it's not it's not my fault they're gonna call the police dude come
up it's not my fault it's theirs sorry guys I know it's not your fault but in
the way it is absolutely okay no no you guys are doing a good job
Motherfuckers, bro.
What the hell?
I'm like that.
God damn it!
Guys, should we beat up Jake?
Bro, that kid actually ruined it.
Okay, bro.
No, do you know that?
If we continue to film here, they're gonna call the police.
Let's do it downtown.
Oh, so nice.
You just broke it.
You should go to the sunset a little harder.
No, we should go to downtown or sunset for, like, any of the airpods in Hollywood.
You could try the other mall around here.
Westfield?
Westfield?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's close.
Yeah.
Wait, I just realized, you guys are in the Calif Asst.
We're not here.
They're in Westfield?
They'll let us go.
Come on.
Let's stay outside here.
We need to get new airpods, like Dead Asst.
Dude, that was a good drawing.
Is there a Best Buy nearby?
I told his head looks nice.
I said your head looks nice.
I mean, it's good to hear you, right?
We need to get you a haircut out of here.
Jason, do you think we should get your earphones?
Oh, bro.
We're just going to have to.
You're going to sweat all the time.
If you want, you're part of the sports.
I used to do the acrobatics, but now I feel like you're a sportsman.
Well, they said they're going to call the police.
They're going to call the police.
You have a costume separate from this.
If you're in the car.
No, they said it's part of it.
Yeah, really?
So let's just get the fuck out of here.
Sap, someone said go to UCLA.
It's 40 minute drive.
There's a Westfield mall.
They let us film outside of it.
So we'll be great.
Also, it's a Sunday at UCLA.
Bro, that's what the chat's like, not me.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Yeah, the chat's not bad.
Yo, who that kid was?
That fucking rat-ed-us.
Wait, was he at his nights?
No, he didn't.
It's just, he's just, he got some trouble.
Did I see him?
He's his father?
Yeah.
We got one round, let's go bang them all.
Let's go bang them all.
Let's go bang them all.
Let's go bang them all.
Let's go bang them all.
No, no, no.
Yeah, people going in.
Yeah, so we're going to change my outfit.
Should I change my outfit?
No.
No, keep it up.
It's five in the draft.
It's five in the draft.
Yeah, four in the draft.
Four in the draft.
So this is what happened, Rosa.
This is how you find a parking spot where you can, like, fill these mail.
Yeah.
That kid was trespassed and then he came to us because he seen where he was screaming.
And then the security was chasing the kid.
And then the kid basically infected us infected us and then now we're gonna kick that
Jason do you want to dream or join our stream or your group and leave court?
Probably not
You get more aura
You think so?
What do you think? What's y'all's group name?
We don't leave it don't leave it don't leave it don't leave it don't leave it
Oh, you got have a group name coming up? Yeah, we don't actually so auto your moon at LA
Maybe I'll move to Italy
Why
You're actually I tell you I don't see any of that
I'm not Chinese, bro. I know but I'm saying a guy named Kevin that is yeah, that's pretty true. Actually all those Italian name
I thought all those are like
Yeah, yeah, let me get one too, bro.
Everybody spam two units, Guido.
Hey, bro, we might have gotten kicked out of this, but guys, don't fret.
Five minute new location.
If we get kicked out again, we'll wax all those arpaired.
Oh, he's Italian. He has to keep that.
Huh, okay, that's my girl up in my room
This is whoops KB who up in take it of course rule up my candy bro staff
Jason get water you open please. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got my little fridge. Oh, oh my I knew that coming
dude stop I'm actually so sure yes we will but I got donors leave it under
my blood but wait wait wait can everybody walk off please cuz I need
water to go to the truck drink the whole thing no I'm not
watch this dude that's not your feet stop
yeah you almost there just in here because you're letting us drive around
in your fuck off maybach Jason how do you put this back up you have to put
This one first, do I mask it?
Jason, please wear something.
We have to go home.
I'll put these down.
We're going to go home too.
Oh my God.
Yo, leave stuff for Haskell, bro.
There's half there.
Why don't you put your lips on it, bro?
Because we've already kissed.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
We can't go do anything else.
Yeah, and we can't tell what else we do because that's TOF.
COA, dickhead.
What is A?
What is the A stand for?
It's like you can't show them straight.
Stop.
What is the A stand for?
I said, what is the A stand for?
Give me some, bro.
I said, what is the A stand for?
Bro, it's trying to make a new resident evil.
Took a big test up here.
Ah, that.
That's a bet.
Don't bring all the auto, please, now.
The auto.
That's just already going.
You're going to need a pee.
You're going to need a pee.
I'm not
That's how much you think I'm gonna pay here
Is that Jason didn't waterfall
Second he has a thing on his leg
Dude, I put I put him up
Fuck up
Hoi, hoi!
Blade.
All right, y'all.
We got a five-minute drive, OK?
OK.
Please buckle up.
Seat belt, everybody.
Seat belt's on.
Can we make that quicker, please?
Thank you.
I'm in the back.
I'm in the back of the form.
Yeah.
You want a freestyle?
I'm in the back of the form.
Why all this porn, that saturation?
This that boy that water.
This that boy that water.
This that boy that water.
Hey.
Mella yellow hello little random clear little random kid fuck
Little random kid fucked up for Jason, but Jason still a basin
What is he they say? I read and Jason Jason
You have to be champion before you become champion you understand that
You have to be the champ. Oh, I know you're so
to be the champion in this.
I can't do anything!
I can't do anything!
I said I'm not a kid, I'm 13.
Cast this auto.
This baby's tough.
Catch it.
I'm not gonna freeze that auto.
I might accidentally slip off the store.
Oh, Jason, cut off John because he won his laser on.
So he went, why'd he chase?
Yeah, Jason, trying to ease.
Yeah, he can yank, but man, auto yank and yank.
And he's fat, and he's got a big dick.
Yeah, that's dirty.
We are doing a Jack Jordan impression.
Yeah, we are going to do a practical job as fun
as you say, man.
Got my Spurge Bob shit on, and I'm going to the mall.
I just fucked on house going in the back of the mall.
Haskel's got a turban on Haskel's got a turban on
He don't know what secrets So I put him on
He don't know how to turban it So I put his ass on
Haskel's got a turban on Say I put him on
Hey, hey, hey, hey Haskel's turban is motherfucking red
In the back is two fucking spas
NYBG going two minutes every day
Wait, hey, just kidding, got bae
Ah, Jason can't rap for shit
He a bitch took my dick
Might be cheap
Hold the camera on me
Yeah, you're fucking bitch
YPG the hell the chemistry
Fuck the fag
Shut your ass
Fuck you saying nigga
Hey, now you wild it on YPG
If you fuck with me
Then you fuck with YPG
Yeah, that shit was cheese, bitch
Give me the motherfucking beat
Although me spazin' on this shit
Yeah, we spazin'
I'm gonna go to the toilet
I'mma come in and keep sneezing bitch!
We need the bag of the booze!
Y'all look calm, it is by side!
You're going over me, that's the point, it's overlaid!
It's the only bag of the form!
It's the only bag of the form!
It's the only bag of the form!
Jason driving in the form!
We need the bag of the form!
We'll get to an FB if I can!
Those things, alright, that was a hard one.
Bro they don't got no type of part!
She's coming to stop monkeying around!
Tell me why I just ate five bananas!
That's a bar!
Stop with that banana!
It's a bar, bro!
No, bro, stop that banana shit.
Where are we from?
Tell me why I just stay thawed, bananas!
Bro, it's hard.
Who said that? Who said that?
Yeah, it's Luca's bar, bro. You keep taking your brother's bars.
Luca does it?
You can't record here.
Oh, and you're just doing circles, Jason. Try to waste our time.
I'm trying to find a good parking spot.
Get to Jason!
It's still to record here.
It's what?
here it's told yes we just have to be low-key bro please yo we have we have
four stars although you scream I put us at five stars and then they say we were
calling cops guys they think all this and they got I said they are not the
What?
I don't know. They're saying all those things.
Oh, they never say that on stream.
Well, that's a tree.
What?
Bro, we should have parked the...
Yo, I think we should post that.
I wouldn't say it, but it's, you know, especially here.
You know I would never say it. Stop. Stop!
Stop trying to get me in trouble just because you're wearing a turban.
This is a fucking...
It's English fucking spice beanie
Yo guys cuz he's kidding anybody give me comms on where to park please
Isn't there a target here
Jason, can I fart?
The fart?
Jason, am I the first person to fart in your car?
No, I farted in here.
You probably fart like this in here, too.
Let's start talking about Jason's sex life. Let's probably keep that off the street.
We got you.
I actually respect you, Jason.
Thank you, bro.
I do, too.
Let's try to get another Jason Aldo part, too.
Why are you wearing a turban?
Why are you wearing a turban?
Why are you wearing a turban?
You want to actually get a liaison relationship
You actually have to speak up
Bro, you're a bomb
Yo, you keep...
Yo, he's gonna slam you, gay
Why did you open a fight, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, why'd you open a fight?
He's built
Boy, he's built like a m-
Boy, you built...
Oh, good question from the chat
I don't think
Jason, are you?
I'm hooding
Yo, I've been doing circles around the fucking parking lot
Of course your parents are trying to make your orgasms feel better for you
because apparently that's what happens when you have a circumcised parod
Yeah, what are you ssss
Use you whenever you're circumcised or pain is a little bit more sensitive
so you come easier
No, uncircumcised
I mean, yeah, that's actually true
That's actually true
Basically, yeah
No, actually, reset that
When you're uncircumcised, you're uncircumcised!
When your penis is less sensitive, so it's hard for you to come whenever you're circumcised.
Well, apparently when you're uncircumcised, the skin is kind of like a pocket busier.
Yo, I'm not giving you knuckles after that.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, do I just valet? Do I just valet and we close down outside?
Oh, valley is motion. You got motion plan
Fucking busy ass motor dutch. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. I can't do nothing. It's not nothing
That's my name. It's Nathan. I can't do Jason every single time, bro
Leave it to Ron. Let Ron be the reference guy. You're the step guy
And you do it in the mess box and you're pretty chill. I think
Whoa, who was in this car?
You got a praise praise chae
bracelet
Bro, yo does this car want to fucking move like doda
Yo, I'm out of may my may back my way through this shit facts. Hey everybody watch out. I'm in a may back
like
Hi!
You're dead ass candy.
Um, my fucking-
Haskell, hold down the fucking window and scream at them, please. Thank you.
Uh-oh. I got a bad feeling about this thing.
Hey, I can't do anything.
Fucking idiot, Tacoma driver, bro.
The fuck are you doing, asshole fucking retard?
Jesus Christ.
He's waiting in line.
I can't do anything!
You need to leave!
Okay.
Hello. What's up, speeding in here?
Oh
Just can't be out of this parking lot
Jason so what what room can we sleep in?
Nothing. Let's just sleep in the movie room. Oh
Fire and you have a DVD player up here. I have a playstation
They think movie room is banned from us
We're just being from like people sleeping there last time someone slept there. They threw up and yeah
I don't guess it's curious. I don't throw up. I mean better at all
This is what do I where do I go like do I go in here to that way like where do I
Know I genuinely like where do I go Jason?
Like what type of valet interest is that I came in there Jason?
I'm about to start this week Jason where the fuck it up hard Jason. Yo, what what what what what what what what?
Jaco bug
Yeah that was a mini-couple.
That's not a mini-couple.
That's a ball.
Can't do Anthony.
What the fuck is Anthony man?
That's a joke.
I can't do that.
Jason, would you rather be a rapper or a content creator?
He already is both.
He made DebGuy.
He's number one in Vietnam.
Thank you.
He's actually un-Iranic in the US.
And you're number one in Jalinder.
What is that?
Give me the vape. Give me the vape. You always hit the vape.
Smells like freaking jewel pot.
Alright, I'm gonna try that leg.
Hi guys!
Hey!
Yo, how much water is left in there?
It's gone.
No fucking way. I barely got a sip of that shit.
Guys, chat everyone on chat. Would you rather be...
Would you rather be Jason the Wayne?
For me, you know Jason the mean or or
Now serious or would you rather be house killer now now the rapper? Yeah
Guys, I'm sorry. I'm typing Jack
Okay, guys, would you rather be older or Eminem?
Little GT3 RS Jesus
Please.
What's the handle, Isaac?
Back there.
Wow.
What do you want to say, Marlon?
They said, Aldo, Aldo, Aldo.
Look at this line of fucking cars.
Would you rather be Haskell?
Hey, guys, would you rather be Haskell or Marlon?
Wait, Chad said it would be fun as fuck to be Vietnamese.
Jason, is that true?
Uh, I think yeah.
Guys, would you rather be me or Marlon?
Me or Marlon?
Hey, how you doing, sir?
Haskell, Marlon's going to be Haskell.
Good, good, good, bro.
Oh, he's my key.
Wait, Jason, is Marlon packing?
Yeah, Jason. There's Marlon parking. Jason.
Oh, yeah, my bad. Jason!
I'm sorry for my eyes to watch. Just a kiss in the back.
Let's...let's...
Jason's out by himself.
I won't make it back.
I'm not saying I'm just gonna make a fast move like that.
I'm just gonna make a half-sense of it.
Oof!
Do you know whenever your penis goes, like, inside your thighs
and goes, sucks into your butt?
Jason's not even tipping him.
I'll do it.
No, you know this for sure.
Why could you be on the very bad guess?
No, you guys are good.
Thank you.
Thanks, Alba.
Thank you.
It's all it's not about.
I just asked you to hold this for a second.
Okay.
I thought you were trying to do it.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Let's go there like this. Oh, yes
Oh
Hey, can you guys you guys might take a picture of my friend Alda? He's a coffee creator
I know you too
What do you know for yeah, what is it?
Videos
Yo keep up those videos
Oh, yeah, that's fucked brother son killed it
Suddenly
Shut up this way switch dot TV slash all those things like no get it on camera
We don't do that free promo bullshit. Fuck you
Let it go.
What are you gonna die?
What the fuck?
Hey, don't say that, bro.
No, he keeps trying to push me into the roses. That would have hurt if there was a freaking...
Bro, if there was like actual spikes on the...
What type of herds are those?
Yeah, what are those?
Jason, it looks like something you'd find around under your butthole.
Skin!
Yeah!
Stop screaming!
Stop screaming!
Stop screaming!
Stop screaming!
Stop screaming!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
I'll do it.
Jesus Christ.
Are you going to get concussion?
Jason.
What's up?
Can we take a picture real quick?
Can you give me a concussion?
Alright, alright.
Jason.
What's up?
Can we take a picture real quick?
Of course.
Alright.
So, you're right here in the sunlight, and then new archived legs.
And then the YBJ is going to do that.
Archived legs, archived.
Come on dude, ladies not show you this.
Archived legs.
Alright, alright, we're good.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Ah, sorry, no, no, I'm joking, yeah.
Give him a hug. Come on, give him a hug.
That's got a practical, that's all.
Practice, that's it.
And I'll take one with you, too.
No, no.
Jason, take a fucking photo of that.
This is renewing.
He's the rules for the chat.
Stop staring at your students, stop screaming.
He's the rules for the chat.
Don't say the word, too.
Don't whisper in my ear.
I would never do that.
Hey, come on.
Let's go step up here.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Where do you think YG bro?
Outside over here? I feel like over there is very popular.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll hide behind a tree
Jason but ever fuck you mean you could just
Run away together, please, bro, and you can buy everything for us. No, I'm not by a shit
I could drive your man back. I say baby. Do you want to go for food?
I know and you go just go get it for me. I don't really want to do that. Why?
On your bed
My pet is on
Oh, this is actually
You just shoot like under the tree.
Up, yep.
Tree shot.
No, they say peak in UK, it means bad.
No.
I thought that was Ling.
Yo, she's Ling!
No?
Oh, that was...
Okay, I see what you're trying to do.
Did you get posted anyways?
Yo, where is the location now?
Right here.
You guys are gonna go right here.
Right outside where people are walking?
Okay, you have to go outside.
Auto, auto, auto, auto.
I'll fix your fucking mic, bro.
Auto.
My air pressure is actually good.
I don't know what's so fucking wrong with it.
Can we just do it on speaker then?
Because we can't even hear him.
It'll just be double audio.
What if we hold it to our ears?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can hold it to our ears.
I'm next though.
What is woe stand for?
Wojito.
Really, really fast.
Wait, is it behind the tree right here?
Is it Japanese name?
Right here is cool.
Jesus, you guys are holding up the fucking traffic.
There's something behind your ear.
One of these.
Yeah, hold on, sorry, I'm just getting a call right now.
Fuck, fuck.
Hey, uh...
Hey, I can be right here.
What the fuck is up with that?
Jason, get on the back of the...
I feel your bulge through your face.
Oh, fuck.
Can I try a magazine?
Yeah, yeah, I know, you have it in your pocket.
Oh, it's in the middle of the car.
My hands are full.
I'm done with your gears later.
I can go get it.
You don't have the mics either, huh?
You have the mics.
No, they're in the car.
They're in the back.
Yeah, they're in the back.
Fucking hell.
I put everything there because I didn't know if I was going to get it.
Jason, come sit down.
What about Aldo?
I gotta get the equipment.
What about Aldo?
You want me to give you your key off and over?
You have 2.8 million on Twitch now?
I mean, if I have your key, I'll give the key to Valet.
Oh.
Yeah, you gotta go.
I have to go.
All right.
I'm literally gonna sprint, okay?
Okay.
Give me a countdown.
Okay.
Wait, can you put a timer?
I can count.
No.
I swear to God, I'll count.
You've gotta be accurate, though.
I'm Mississippi 2, Mississippi 3, Mississippi 3, Mississippi 3.
Okay.
You have to be slower.
That's too fast.
1, Mississippi 2, Mississippi 3, Mississippi 3.
Okay.
Got you.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
two. You want to get an S?
Why don't we have our position?
Woo!
Alright, ready? Ready?
You meant the Flakeside.
Yes you did!
I did it.
Okay, three, two, one, one, Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi, four, Mississippi, five.
Then you just go for it.
Seven, eight, Mississippi, nine, Mississippi, ten, Mississippi, three, Mississippi, one, Mississippi, three, Mississippi, six, eight.
Twelve, Mississippi, three.
And guys, while we're here, come follow me and Haskell on Twitch, Twitch.tv, slash all the Twitch tag, Twitch.tv, slash I like HotSchool.
I'm just being honest.
23 Mississippi, 24 Mississippi, 25 Mississippi, 26 Mississippi, 28 Mississippi, 29 Mississippi.
Oh!
It's a...
Mississippi.
Whoa!
Is that a... is that a window to the next sky world?
By the way, where am I?
We're in 40 Mississippi.
Probably about 41.
How many seconds has it been?
43 Mississippi.
40.
We're just recharging.
30 Mississippi.
31 Mississippi.
75.
51 Mississippi.
52 Mississippi.
Because I actually feel like you need to run a group of like all these people here.
60 Mississippi.
61 Mississippi.
62 Mississippi.
60.
3 Mississippi.
54 Mississippi.
65 Mississippi.
6 Mississippi.
6 Mississippi.
What's your number of my phone?
66 Mississippi.
I got it again.
Zoom in on it.
Why not try it?
Bro gave it to the other fat guy.
200 seconds bro, that's a minute.
That was good.
Jesus.
It's a sujo.
Is that the soju?
Oh shit.
It is from the soju.
Damn!
He's my healer.
Oh that's in the back of my trunk for that one stream.
He left his inhaler in my trunk one time.
I'm gonna high off this.
Can you act?
You're probably good.
What shape are your nipples?
Brown.
So that's your pepperonis.
Little hair.
Yeah, tiny little bit there.
Look at mine, there we are.
Pink.
Dotted.
Woo!
There you go, sweetheart.
But we just...
Okay, let me see yours.
All those good?
All those yours?
Yeah, I'm done.
Oh, is it my turn?
No, no, no, don't worry.
Well, I kind of went.
Yeah, I kind of went.
They say they always say
except the best one left.
You got your airport right?
I'm going to call you and we're going to be like this, we're going to have it like this.
This is sonic run, what does that mean?
It's an email.
Bro make sure it's hidden, you put a dead in the middle, look this is too obvious.
You need to put it to the side so it's like an accessory.
Fat ass.
Alright whatever skinny guy.
You really got him though.
Skin, skin, I got you.
Oh, okay. It's like a fat thing.
It's a fat thing.
Yeah.
Well, you're not even really that fat. You're just a little fat.
Appreciate that, man. I think you're only a little fat, too.
Thank you.
All right. If you want, grab the hanger.
I'll be fine, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hey!
Take these off.
Hey!
Actually, do you want to wear these for the interview?
Just want the droid real quick.
Did someone just fart?
No, they haven't.
I did it way longer ago.
Hey, we on the droid, y'all.
Bro, this shit got the beauty filter on it.
Thank you, bro.
I've been trying, bro.
Covered the goatee.
I couldn't get it like you.
Or fucking you, Jesus Christ.
What the fuck did you...
What is that, below your lip?
What is that, below your bottom lip?
Little, like, line thing, yeah.
Are you fucking serious right now?
He's looking forward to seeing it.
Hi.
That's cool, man.
I'm just gonna leave it on.
I'm sweating.
Everyone's heads together.
Everyone's heads in my head.
Hi, everybody.
Nice to meet you.
Jason, do it.
Do you know what I say?
If you're not okay to be sexually comfortable with your friends, it makes you even more
comfortable.
It's a little bit of a microaggression.
Yeah, and it makes you more likely to be homosexual.
Wow.
Okay, put your earprobe in.
I have it in.
Okay, ready?
I'm gonna call you.
I'm not gonna call you.
Oh, what?
Jason's calling me.
Yo.
Yo, yo.
Can you hear me?
I'm not giving you my phone.
I'm not giving you my phone.
I don't like your phone.
I do like you.
I like you.
Okay.
Guys, I already cleared the air.
He's a joke.
RBG, do you have a big penis or no?
Talk?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'll give you.
Yeah, talk?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where you all know?
Hi, so when you're walking up?
It's a normal day.
No, no, no.
Aldo, Aldo.
What?
You see that person with a red shirt near the bushes?
Yeah.
That little kid?
Is that a kid?
Yeah, that's a kid.
Oh, I don't know if that's a kid
or a short Vietnamese guy like Jason.
Okay, that's a kid.
I have a fucking rib. I have a fucking rib. I can't do that. I have a broken rib. I'm
I'm not even kidding, but I can't fucking do that.
I'm gonna do something else.
Just slowly, I go, oh no, you know, oh no.
Well that's a kid, y'all are weird as fuck.
I'm not doing anything, tell me to go to an old man
and hit him in the face or something, I'm not.
Dude, you were swimming with the broken ribs,
I actually broke you.
It's swimming because I float, it takes the weight.
Oh, so what are you, I don't know.
No, it takes, no!
It's a minus, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
It takes the weight off my,
it takes the weight from my gut and floats.
When I hop into the pool, actually it's really easy.
Yeah, bro, bro, can you lock in and pretend like nothing's happening because there's security behind you?
Can you walk around and stop staring at us?
Well then tell me to do something!
Oh my god, yo, yo, bro.
Tell me to do something.
Bro, just before.
Oh my god, you fucking retard, you got this.
What do you guys want me to do? Tell me to do something!
So, when you stare?
Yeah, oh my god, you're actually an idiot, you're actually an idiot.
Like, like, why would you do that?
Yeah, like, stare at us.
They don't give a fuck, bro!
Bro, can you please...
Okay, the security...the security seems to be looking at a gate. They're good.
I can't see that gate.
No, no, no. Go where those people are and start moshpitting with those kids.
You see that blonde person in the blue shirt? Moshpit with him.
And see if he can moshpit with you.
Yeah, sorry guys. I just wanted to ask you a quick question. Do you guys want to do a quick mosh pit?
Because it could be lit
I do
All right, your objective is to find someone to mosh with
Yeah, you have to find someone that wants to mosh with you and they have to do it for 30 seconds
All right
All right
Whoever you think is like what would fuck with me sir. I was just gonna ask
As the person as the red shirt kid if you want to mosh with you you have to
Yeah, what's up bro?
Do you want to do a mosh pit real quick?
I could quit mosh pit.
Alright, yeah, you're good.
Nah, bro doesn't want a mosh pit, bro.
He's a little Filipino kid like Jason, and he's just on his chill shit.
Bro, he's on his chill shit.
What are you doing, bro?
Alright, bro, go next, dude.
I do what do I do? What do I do? You have to find someone to start right here right there. They're those teenagers right?
All right
They're going into the store they're going into the store. Okay. Okay. Okay
But you got to see someone like in like a specific shirt and like some bag
Tell me to do something different because this this is stupid. I want to I want to do something fun
If he wants to do something fun.
Alright, alright.
Do something fun.
Alright, Papa, just start- just start- do- do 10 squats.
No, no, no, go- go behind the tree near the- that sidewalk, and try to hide behind the tree in scare zone that walks past it.
Okay, I got you.
Yeah, try to get masked by the thing and then try to scare someone.
WAAAHHH!
I got them, I got them.
Sorry, I got them.
I'm sorry guys. I had to
I got them
Yeah, I mean you scared them bro, but god damn bro
And so that's a point
That's a point
Oh my god
Yeah, is that a point bro?
That's a point
Rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate
That's a point, bro
I can't even lie
That's a point, bro
No social anxiety
Yo, I can't lie
He did it
He did it
The minivan block it this fucking
Oh my god, that's the camera man slow beat the camera man up
No, did it really I scared the shit out of her and she went what the fuck is wrong with you
Swear to God
What the fuck are you doing, but you told me to do that Jason?
Please don't be super dirty, bro
We're gonna get him. Okay. Oh my gosh, bro
We got the brand new house other there have the other party. I see you any time I smile this one comes out
But just put your being over. I tried mad times to do something and all the people
Ready? Good job bro, you're in the lead right now.
Thank you, yeah, you're actually in negatives right now.
I am negative right now, it's not good.
First person to three wins.
Okay, here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The house won't let you win.
Why do I need this?
Because we're in the corner.
Here, can you control, hold mine.
All right, it's a go time.
Jason, can you hear me?
yes sir yes bruh
oh oh uh how someone take a photo with you
huh?
what?
how someone take a picture for your mom?
Oh, just a pic.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Hi, sorry.
Can you take a real quick picture for my mom?
Thank you so much.
Here you go.
I think it's on me.
Thank you so much.
Here, I kinda wanted like the wind blowing on this one, so.
Thank you.
Yeah, let me know if the wind's going.
It's for my mom.
Thank you so much.
I'm asking if you want a photo taken of him.
Say, do you want a photo taken of yourself?
Do it. Okay. Okay. Are you sure you don't want to follow it? Okay?
That's a point bro, all right go up to that older woman and ask how old she is
Yeah
Wait, so I still have to do it?
Ask them to do it.
Ask them to do it.
No time for photos.
Yeah, well ask them to do it.
If you guys want a photo, we have to mosh.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Tell them to go dumb.
Mosh, mosh.
We have to go dumb, we have to go dumb.
Come on.
It's for the flick.
It'll be fun.
Just mosh like mosh.
One, two, do it.
Do it.
Mosh, mosh.
Don't take the photo with them because they didn't do it.
Don't take the photo.
Don't take the photo.
Don't take the photo.
No, if I was to take a video with you, if we can mosh.
I promise, I promise.
You have to mosh.
Yeah, if you want a picture, we have to mosh.
Yeah, like, what?
What?
Come on, come on.
I'll be the man.
Say that I should do it with no photos.
You guys just keep it up.
We didn't mosh, bro.
So you two are moshing.
Ready?
Haskell, you're about to get a point taken away.
So you can take this photo with him.
Mort!
Mort!
What was that?!
Hey run it back!
Hey, run it back.
You guys have to scream.
No, no!
No!
There we go, there we go.
No!
Keep going.
Haskell, keep going.
There we go.
I got it, I got it!
You got it, you got it!
You go up on top of that and like...
You go up on top of that and like...
On the free, on the free!
Keep going!
Before the song, before the song!
Do sober by Netsman!
Naps sober, naps sober!
Hey, hey, hey!
I got it, I got it!
I got it, I got it!
Naps sober!
Keep going!
You're good, bro.
No, no, no, no you have to keep going.
Another 30 seconds, another 30 seconds or you're going to point.
Y rubbish!
No way!
No way, go, go!
Y rubbish!
Keep going!
You're good, you're good!
No!
No, no way!
You're so good!
Help!
Oh my god!
Hey, that's pretty good, bro.
That's actually pretty good.
Good job, bro.
Hey, you were bossing around.
Who had them kids last year?
No.
That was so fucking fun.
That was one.
Here.
I didn't even take a picture of them.
They walked off and I was marching.
I saw you like I was driving by my girlfriend.
Oh my gosh, I'm not I'm with you right here. I'm so sorry.
I bring a ranch.
Yeah, I want you to open these packs.
No!
My girlfriend and I we use uh we use Venn.
Like we use Venn for fun. We do card shows.
And like this is all I had in the car.
Thank you.
Give me this all I had in the car.
Yeah, yeah, everyone open it.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think
But first, we must...
Yeah, the Chinese, I think the Gepak 5
I don't think there's really a trick
There's just one?
I think it's shit, I got Jack's shit
I will say that the Haerys are dog shit
All I had in the corner though
GODDAMMIT
Is that Lucia?
you got some f*** you got a shrimp on it you got some f***ing uh double shrimp uh
shrimp shrimp cake i don't know but your package is good yeah thank you
oh my god i'm tired i can't
What about that?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me or not?
We're just not even gonna say it.
We're just gonna be like you.
Can you hear me or not?
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Jason, can you see that couple?
Oh, never mind. That's the same couple.
Alright, never mind. I was gonna ask them to switch roles.
Jason, can you hear us?
I'll be too, bro.
No, that's you, bro.
No, yeah, yeah, they're amazing.
No, no, that's y'all.
Actually, can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
I will.
You just moved me a kiss.
Sounds like I'm going to go up to that guy in the car and ask for a ride.
Yo, Jason, go up to the giant Cherokee and be like,
yo, come on, I got a ride and crash in your face.
All right, then.
Dude, he's out of story.
He's got a story.
Say, I really need to.
Say, I got a pee.
Excuse me, sir.
Is it cool if I crash, crash a ride?
Say yours.
and crash at your house and sleepover.
Is it cool if I do a sleepover at your house?
No.
No?
Yeah.
Ask more people if you can crash at their house.
Anybody going to let me crash at y'all's at the crib?
At y'all's crib?
I guess in Ask to Bar one the skater kid skateboard,
we're going to ride off with it.
Wait, can I use one of your skateboards?
Wait, can I do a trick?
Yeah, I bet.
Are you Jason bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I ride off with you?
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, I'mma just...
I'mma just...
Wait, I don't know how to skateboard though.
Jason doesn't know how to ride a skateboard though.
Nah, I'mma just...
I can...
I can take it for a ride?
Yo!
Where?
Where?
Oh, shit.
Jason, what are you doing?
Jason, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you just doing?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
Oh, Jason.
Oh, you just lost a point.
You just actually just lost a point.
Minus a fucking point.
Yeah, that's what's fucked.
I got you, bro.
What are you doing?
Minus 10, look at that.
Everybody's making life.
Wow.
Bro, no, minus 3 points.
What am I supposed to be doing?
I'm not in that tree.
Ask if you can sleep over at his house.
Oh, God.
Hey, we all mind if I do sleepovers at this age or no?
Yeah, bro.
I love him.
He's a great man.
crying and call him an asshole.
Are you an asshole, bro?
No.
No.
They don't know how much the Vietnam War affected you and why they should kill you.
Bro, this is what y'all did to the Vietnam War.
This is a fair battle.
I got you.
No.
Tell him, tell him.
Don't you wait.
No.
If you do a fire monster, yeah, you have to do a start mashing, just start mashing.
You have to mashing at the end.
And you get all your bullets out.
Oh shoot!
And scream, yeah, one touch.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Bro, this is bad, bro.
Does anybody deserve a point?
Oh, bro, I got Pokemon cards.
OK, OK.
Yeah, bro.
Jason, do you see that?
Do you see the guy?
Did you see the guy with the phone for it?
He's on the phone!
Ask him, ask him, ask him!
No, no, no, wait, wait.
Let me take the guy with the phone
and then wait for the blue shirt and notices.
Did you see the guy with the phone right there?
Let me take the copy of the guy with the black shirt on the phone.
Copy him and wait for the blue shirt guy and notices.
Oh, he's copying too.
I don't know if I'm going to get through it.
Yeah, no, you can watch.
It's shorter to shorter, but not touching.
That's...
Yeah, just buy a million dollars from me.
They're copying you.
Say, why are you guys mocking us?
Yeah.
He's saying something fake.
Yeah.
Oh my god, stop.
Yeah, he's right away for me.
What?
Ask him if he's walking.
One second, but Jason...
No!
I was gonna piss on the phone.
What the fuck and then kick the pole right next to him?
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
Why are my money?
I need my money.
What am I doing?
Take down your phone and ask if he can wire you.
Oh, sorry.
Ask the guy if he can wire you money.
He's on the phone with the police apparently, bro.
He's just on the phone right now.
Apparently he's making a file on somebody right now.
Oh, what?
Yeah, it's crazy.
Alright, my name's Jason.
No, Jason gets a point.
Jason gets a point.
It's just bad con, bad con, Jason the board, Jason the board, why is the board just falling in the board?
Yeah, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, let's go.
Jason, come back, Jason, come back.
Hey, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.
I'm not gonna do that, what do I do?
All right, so we run off.
I really don't want to talk to these little ass-
No, we need it.
We need another location, bro.
We need another location.
Yeah, we got to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was good.
That was solid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love the chair.
I love the chair.
Can I have a picture?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah.
Oh, y'all are trying to clip for him.
No, I'm not going to clip for him.
I promise.
Do a clip, clip.
Someone do a cake flip.
Do it, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I'm a little lucky to be able to clip for him.
Do a cake flip, bro.
Me?
Yeah, do it.
Let's do it.
I can't do a cake flip.
Yo, is this baggy jeans in Atlanta?
Oh, man.
Here.
Oh, bro.
Hey, let's get a big group photo
Who's phone?
I
Go play, go play, go play, go play.
All right, yeah, boys, yeah.
But yeah, stay safe, OK?
Go play, go play, go play.
Don't do what kids do.
How many likes for a shoot, guys?
Oh, man, you like it.
Well, y'all can just stream with us right now.
Oh, it's better.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right, man, we have this way.
Why would you go?
Oh, no.
I better make this one.
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys can stream with us if you know to run all the way with me.
Let's go!
Let's go!
It's the No 2 run of thoughts.
Yeah, man.
Are you guys ready?
3, 2, 1, let's go!
Let's go!
No mask, no mask.
No mask, bitch.
Have a good game.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, he just fake pumped the other way.
He just fake pumped the other way.
No, no.
If you can land a kickflip right now, we'll give you 10 dabs.
Fuuuuck!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
You got that!
I'm gonna change.
You wanna change?
You wanna go to uh...
I'm gonna change like outside the park.
Should I go to my car?
Bye guys.
I'll miss you.
Stay safe, wear a helmet.
Everybody!
Go!
What's up?
They were saying yo, it's Jason and weed.
What are you doing?
You got a motion here.
It's fucking dope.
Motion, motion like a wave.
Motion, motion.
You got a motion like a ghost, you know.
Oh, shit.
You got a motion like an ocean.
Like this is like a kid meets a kid.
Was it?
Yeah.
You look like a kid meets a kid.
Dap him up.
That was my fucking tool box, bro.
Hi, bro.
Jason, you said dap him up.
Why? Why?
Wow.
You looking at pigs?
Alright, so what are you doing now?
Oh, shit. I took a bunch of selfies on that shit.
Oh, you sure?
What? Where's it coming from?
The weed?
The tree, bro. The tree.
Hey!
Hey!
Hug me.
I'm not hugging you from the back.
oh oh wait you can't film that I mean I can but I can't see that shit yeah
wait is it a parsing I'm pretty sure someone just broke hard yeah all right
you want to do it right here you want to change real quick yeah I want to change
real quick all right but we can do it eating sake but after two yo I just
I'm just saying this fit.
No, it's up to you, gay.
Gank?
I need to change my person.
All right.
Why are you looking at me like that, bro?
It's an open.
Uh, let me tell them.
Hey.
You trying to squabble up?
That's what you gotta do to tell someone to squabble up with you.
Oh, my god.
I got this, look it's Jason the Wainer.
You guys only got a photo with Jason the Wainer?
Yo, come on, come take a photo with Jason.
Yeah, everybody, guys, it's Jason the Wainer.
Guys, it's Jason the Wainer.
Jason the Wainer.
Let's go! I got you, bro.
Oh, shit.
Yo, what happened?
Yo, Jason, you can't go far.
I got you, I got you.
Oh
Jason
Well get your hands off of them that's a salt
No Jason you should have a pop-up called Jason the lean pop up
W. Wingman. Bro, I'm doing you a favor, bro. You're for the people.
We're for the people. That's what I'm saying! Take a photo with Jason!
Yeah, yeah, we are, bro.
Yeah, we're there!
The sirski. Yes. Later, guys.
Peace out, man. Thank you so much.
Go onto Jason's Twitch right now and tip him.
Tip him and subscribe to Jason.
Of course.
You're my boyfriend Otto.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to do it, too.
No, just take one of those.
Okay, I'll do it.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
You got you.
You got me, too.
No, no, no, no.
No, you got it, you got it.
You got it, you got it.
You got it.
You got it, you got it.
You got it.
Oh, you were going to set us up?
Yes, bro.
That's my one piece.
No, I got you.
What the?
Get the hole, I told you.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Bro, you're going to put us in a foggy headed, bro.
Thank you, man.
I got you.
I got you.
I think we did.
You're done?
Well, I think we did.
I mean, bro, you're dumb as if you made it.
Because you're chasing me
Where's Haskell?
Okay, listen we can do it right here
Yeah, and then after maybe just eats
We get some food in the building. Yeah, they got nice like cheez-its cheez-its restaurant here
I want cheez-its. I want sushi over Vietnamese food
Yo, I'm back guys
Dude ask me you're back. Yeah
I'm the one but I was so sick everybody
We could do one more right here, and then we get eats in the morning, dude. All right, let's do it. I'm about whatever
I've got first
Now y'all are good
You give me a photo
You're gonna get your arm out.
Ha ha ha!
What the hell's wrong with your voice?
To the yellow one.
What the hell's wrong with your voice?
What's wrong with the picture?
No, no, that was planned.
How are you leaving the picture?
How are you leaving the picture?
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Oh my god.
That's far.
That's lit. That's lit.
Hey, y'all stay safe.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who's Wobble as it? Can you drink more fuckin' flip it?
Jason, I'm gonna stop that.
I spit you out.
Yo, you need a firecracker to start with, you know?
Yo, I'll know, I'll know, dude.
Yo, apologize.
Yo, I'm Gus Mather.
Jason, you should've...
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What are you talking about?
Pull up, man.
I don't even see how it works.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, bro.
Yo, yo, you are actually...
You are actually...
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Are you a full-on one, you see?
Yeah.
I got you.
One! One!
One!
One!
Don't look too far.
I got you.
Thanks, man.
Let's get it.
Bye, guys!
I love you bro!
Yo, I love you!
No, don't, don't.
Yeah, it's only about time bro, before we get the boot.
I think we can eat here.
Can we go there with Dub?
Yeah. It's the same one, right?
Yeah.
You can low-key post up behind the fence.
The only thing is, you guys have to make sure you stay like this.
Yeah, we gotta stay right here.
Yeah, we gotta stay right here.
Bye, BG, bro.
What's up, bro?
I just want to apologize for being rid of drugs.
You know, we love you, but then today it's all jokes.
Thanks, bro.
And thanks for that.
Actually, careful with your jokes, bro.
Appreciate that.
You just have to be careful with these.
All right, let's go first.
I'll go first.
I don't like that.
Dude, his dad owns Chevy.
Take a picture.
Did your dad own Chevy?
Um, absolutely.
Thank the fucker.
His dad put up in the Rolls-Royce truck
calling in before going in.
Oh, my God.
Do you think he'd bless us?
Yo, if you don't mind, if you want to pick some Aldo,
he just casts us in the rules of Royce.
Bro, you saw your dad own something crazy?
He owns, yeah, he owns Intel Brothers show.
And like GMC, half of them.
Bro, can he bless us with some trucks?
Wow, damn, bro, you getting money, big bro?
You guys got most of them.
Appreciate it.
Jeez.
Yo, you look like that one salad guy.
It's roofing.
He's like a model for like,
12 firsts.
Yeah.
Let's go, let's go.
You got a pretty good one.
I like asking you, are you giving the cross?
Yeah.
I give a good cross.
I know, bro.
Well, you're being good at it.
What is this?
Do you want to play with it?
Yeah.
Oh, not so hard.
How far is it?
It's up to them.
Thank you, Desmond.
Gotcha, bro.
Are you ready, bro?
Ah, the drojera.
These are good mics, bro.
Here we go, yo.
These are good mics.
What are these?
They're ice, mate.
I'm going to get some of these.
Black and yellow, yo, black and yellow.
Bucket yellow, bucket yellow
It's about to eat for us boys
Yeah, I think they're about to camp
This might be it for us boys
I think we have to go get food
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I think it's chilling bro
The security here, they're actually very chill
Go Joy
Alright, go Joy
Bucket yellow, bucket yellow, bucket yellow
Bucket yellow, bucket yellow
DEEEEEEEEE
The fuck is wrong with y'all, man
Oh man!
Jason, get the bag!
Hey!
Wait Jason, can we re-create it?
What?
Jason, Jason sit that way, go against this wall real quick.
And then we're going to do the hallway of...
Oh, you're going to do the hallway of where I'm at, aren't you?
Yeah.
Nice shirt.
Okay, here you go.
Hide the mic, hide it, hide it.
It's not.
I gotta flip it.
All right.
I'm not about to put shirt on.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm in some stupid bedding, bro.
Oh, yes.
I know.
I got a pimple right here.
Real dead.
Herpes!
We're ready to start.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
You have my, my AirPods?
Yeah, you have to be on a phone call with us.
I'm ass.
Here.
Listen, I'll ride her left.
Hold this.
I'm gonna left here.
Left.
Bro.
This is the smallest AirPod.
This is the most petite AirPod.
I could eat this.
Ewww!
No, it's just a small airplane.
Oh no, let me call you, bro.
Are you poor?
Uh...
I guess...
We need the airplanes right now.
Never mind.
We're the same thing we've been doing.
Is that cool?
So now we...
We need to get out of here.
Right here.
Take my phone?
Yeah.
It's time to go.
Go, go, go.
You'll main hold it?
Yeah, sure.
Your lips are cap.
I know.
I'm dehydrated.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yeah, I'm chillin' there.
Let's pulse it up.
I can hear you.
That's a great match, man.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
I don't know if I can get my car back.
Last words to your phone number, please.
Um, 1555 or 155-2626-81534.
And it's a Rolls Royce right there.
Hey, what's the number?
I don't, I forgot my number, it's a Rolls Royce.
No, we need the last word, sir, your phone number.
We can't just give you the keys.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
I have to say this.
I have Automatopeia.
It's really affecting my...
It's a Rolls Royce truck calling in for the gutter and three Cadillac Cadillac.
It's a Rolls Royce.
Oh, there's two valets?
Oh my, I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh. This is so embarrassing because
No, I'm really sorry
Ask the guy for his number
Do you like yeah, I'm sorry
Man, this is such a I'm so sorry
Ask the guy for his number
He talks like a man
Yeah, like yeah, interview
So that I love you
Can I get your number?
It's not about that's the other guy right beside him for his number to the right
Can I get your number?
Can I get your number?
I appreciate you guys.
You guys are good kids.
Thank you, thank you.
What?
So he gets his number?
He just asked for his number.
Go mom.
On top of the fire plot.
The number?
Yeah, I should like...
I'm really curious.
I was wondering if this is not too big a issue.
This is not too big of a issue.
If I can get your number.
You can, of course.
And I can wear the chain?
For a pic?
Yeah.
Yes!
As if you can get his number.
I'm telling you, the homeboy took a picture with my daughter.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Is the homeboy the Asian one?
Yeah.
Yeah, can I actually take a picture with the fan?
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Wait, no, this was even better.
Hi, Dina.
Thank you.
Haskell.
Haskell.
Haskell.
Haskell.
Haskell.
Haskell.
Haskell.
Oh, OK.
Can you do another one again this time?
Yeah, I don't know.
No, literally don't, no, I feel like we're not here.
I feel like we're not here.
We're not here, remember, actually.
Right, right, right.
They can't see us.
Ooh.
You're going to catch them.
No, by the way, by the way, that's not small though.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Run, that's what it's all about.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Ready?
All right.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you guys.
Yeah.
No, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
All right, I appreciate you guys.
I get to drive out of here bro, you just get out of here.
Yeah, it's a shame.
I can send it, I can send it, what the fuck is going on?
I get to sit in the rows where it's checked, come on in.
Yeah, I'll take a picture of it.
Yo, double car.
Holy, I got a hookup.
I'll show the fan.
Yo, that's a fan term.
Make those girl keys breathe.
Oh, yeah.
Yo!
Now drive away.
Just drive up the line.
And then come back.
All right, we're tough.
No, it sucks.
I'm the driver.
You're like, I'm going to shoot this.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I gotta kill you.
No, I'm trying.
No, I'm trying.
No, I'm trying.
No, wait for the boat face.
No, I'm trying.
OK, that's fire.
Beautiful, wow.
Yeah.
Thanks.
I mean, I know that's cool, but yeah.
Yeah.
Tom, straight to his face.
Straight face.
It's going to be beautiful.
Oh, that's fire.
Yeah, fire.
What?
What's that?
That's possible.
That's possible, yeah.
That's a beautiful, yeah.
That's a pretty long one.
That's a better way to run.
Oh, I don't think you can pitch with this guy.
All right, yeah, you guys.
You're going to do what you're going to do.
We're doing impractical jokers.
I fell down.
Ask him for one more hug.
Ask him for one more hug.
Can I just give a hug?
Can I just give a hug?
Big one though.
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, Jason, Jason, come on.
Jason, yeah.
Jason, come on.
Good sport.
That's a point now.
Yeah, that was good.
Just spray it out.
That was so funny.
I feel like I just written basketball.
Everybody caught me.
I appreciate that. Yeah, I do. I do all kinds of group like that from Adam W. Kingbass, all these guys.
Mmm.
I recognize you guys.
What up?
Um, sir, is the spell on?
Yeah, I think so.
How about you?
Good droid.
Oh, got out, we got out.
Yes.
No, I'm saying like...
I was trying to get that right.
I hit the reference and it makes sense.
We do that, but I can brand you for it.
But like, I did the face count.
They were popping it, and I opened the box.
They're not face clearing?
That was when they were popping it.
I did all the...
$10,000 box?
That's something to tell you.
I didn't open it.
I used to be a face clear number.
Okay, so remember when we had the...
The old ones that were trying to open the box at the car dealership?
Uh, face, can, and...
Ah, I just saw my time.
Yeah.
Who thought it was a cool face?
Yeah, that's fine.
We had a big bill in mind recently.
Can I try it?
I'm awful.
Can I try it?
I'm not gonna run out of that.
I'm doing that all the time.
He ran!
There's no way you can beat me.
I'm fucking with you, man.
Who's throwing that?
You know if you decide to tag anything
What does this look like? A.T.?
Don't the C's for the Cadillacs.
I want the A.D.
So it's C's for Cadillacs.
A.D.
That's not a C for Cadillacs.
So it's all A.D. A.D. Caddy, A.D. NFC, A.D. Chevy.
And then if you take the P. Caddy and see what the hell I do.
It ain't as cool as what you guys do, but we got that little thing going.
Yeah, you're doing a thing.
Thank you.
I just bought a Cadillac.
I
Want to you guys at least close something tag 80 shit
Sir you be tricky
I got around off of my chain
So bad, I was like, yeah, I was like,
yeah, big bro.
Yeah, I'm not a push, I'm a bite.
Hey, Chief, what are you talking about?
Hey, tapping with me, house with the jeweler.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, the blessing of the car, bro.
Bless the car, bro.
I literally want to steal that soap out.
Yeah, that would be a rough day.
I know.
That's a fact, come on, man.
Oh my God, my God, my God.
Sorry for these two, they have a lot.
I thought it was funny, you didn't get to do
something I guys know for.
Hey!
You're getting top in the night, bud.
All right.
Are you guys good?
Pop out.
Pop out.
Pop out.
Oh, they're getting.
I'm not holding my guns, bro.
Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?
All right, guys.
Why are we doing...
Why are we shooting guns?
I'm not even sure how this is going to go.
I look really out here.
I don't have a phone.
This is camera.
Oh man.
Do you have a phone signal?
I don't.
I don't.
He's pretty sick.
Okay nice.
What's your sec?
What's up brum?
I'm in AC2, it's a sec.
Can you follow me back on Instagram?
You better get the clip out of here come I'm not back see it.
Wow.
No, that he asked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you follow me back on Instagram bro?
I'll run it.
I'll run it.
I'll run it.
Woo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're gonna.
They're gonna.
Hey, he's done.
They're saying that he's the next.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Football player.
I appreciate you guys.
It's time, brother.
And I respect you.
Seriously, you guys work hard man.
Alright now bros, try to get his clip in, let him do it.
Wait, yeah I was trying to get my clip in, I was just listening to the-
BORING!
Cringe and boring!
AHHHHHHH!
That's okay.
The fries game.
Anyways, I was actually just listening though.
Say your thing.
I was actually listening to Lowracks and J. Gino's song
and it was like, I was in a, uh, a, uh, a lullaby with Haskell and Diddy Bob.
So it's like, Haskell and Diddy Bob, co-signed it with that Lowracks and J. Gino.
You can shake my hand.
Oh.
I'm in a lullaby with Haskell and Diddy Bob.
Get it?
They don't, they don't know Lowracks.
Yeah, that was, yeah, that's uh, niche.
That's a niche?
I'm niche.
That's niche.
That's not, that's not niche.
I fleece is pretty niche.
Cause it's like I'm...
Listen to the song
Yeah, play the squeeze
Okay
Yeah, no, but right now I'm here to slide for D.E.O. Yarn stuff
D.E.O. Yarn? I'm here for play
D.E.O. Yarn bro, I don't know what you're talking about
Yeah, so I'm here to sign your passport
I'm not gonna say it
Y'all are wildin'
I told you he was trying to get his clip in, but I'm showin' it
Wait, no, I'm not trying to get his clip in
No, he did it, I tried to get his clip in
He did it, he got his clip in
like an average dealer or yard fan.
Wait, what are you messing with shit?
All right, it's fine.
It's okay, because all those belong to us.
Just the same way we were belong to us.
I thought one alleged with the clutch though.
It's like, hey guys, you can pay or no.
Oh, is he bottling?
Chad, Chad.
To be honest, a lot of this, I don't understand a lot.
Say more.
Chad, eating segment, yes or no?
Keep flaming Haskell.
I'm flaming Haskell.
Nice.
Nice.
But you get, I don't know if Chad likes this
because it's a lot.
Chad, eating segment or keep talking to retardation kid?
One or two?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
They calling for a roast battle man, what's going on bro?
Wait, roast battle with master?
No, I don't know.
I don't want this smoke bro, come on.
Oh no, I don't know about this.
All right, ask him like, ask him because you're like,
because you can't vote, you gotta work.
Oh, all right.
All right, we're gonna go now.
I'm gonna put a hand-push to you on my story.
Bro, bro over here trying to roast me
and you ask him for a vote.
What were you a fan and you got L print?
Bro, show him that bro.
I don't want to be serious, bro.
Ah, bro.
Wait, can I get a photo, please?
Please?
Can I get a photo?
Please?
Wait, no, but I'm a wireless headphone,
Brendan Jones, Henry Tava, on it.
So, I'm not bad, okay?
You got my phone?
No.
No?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, all done.
Have a good day, bro.
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
Hey, guys.
Wait, I'm a wireless, I'm a wireless,
I think I have one phone.
Wait, who?
Wait bro, he's got to say something too.
Who is that?
Who is that?
Hey, I'm not, I am not man.
If you come on me and you try to find my shit, don't expect to not be roasted.
And yo, they were saying stuff behind the scenes that you guys didn't get, and I already knew they were going to say.
You got my phone bro? You got my phone bro?
And he has one dead homie.
Every other day.
Is everything good?
Yeah.
Do you want me to go get my big camera?
I don't need to.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
What the fuck is he talking about?
No, no, I have to.
We just gotta make sure everything's fine.
You guys appreciate that.
I'm chill, man.
Let's get food down.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm just so excited.
I mean, he could just go drawing.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm just so excited.
Hello, bro.
I don't think you've you bought like the other core voice.
You received all the memes and stuff, bro.
What do you mean? Who's Twittercom?
Twittercom?
Yo, that's a nice one.
Yo, it's listening to air.
No, it's because that one video was running Jones when he was recording with Henry Kauva in 2023.
Anyways.
I don't know that one.
Research with Henry Kauva is a personal outcome, so.
No, but it's okay. I'm sorry. Oh, sorry about your baby. Oh, Oh, W26 that from chasing the
club. I'm shaking so much the adrenaline is actually getting. All right, wait, can you
try it? If you do video too, because I don't look good in isolated products. Wait, what?
No
Yeah
Not your friend
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll get what I need back to you.
You asked for the mic and I gave it back to you.
Remember when you were talking?
I'll find it.
All right, we're gonna go.
Let's go.
You good, boss?
I'm gonna go.
All right.
That was for me.
They just tried to raise paper.
It's hard to guess.
That's f*****g real
You heard him, he was like, he was like, what?
He was talking about, he was talking about
He asked me, he was like, why does Haskell run ads?
Yeah, yeah
I know he's going to be on some turkey soon
What did you with activated though?
He walked up to me and said, why does Haskell run ads?
No, why?
What do you mean, why does Haskell run ads?
I'd signal it to him
What do you mean, activated?
You're like, go, go, go, go, Haskell, why do you activate him?
So my thing is, I guess I'll give it a plus less.
That's how it should be done.
The balls it takes you to do that is...
Can you drop that, uh, something like a chip or a gear?
You don't shit.
You'll get bonded with the streamer.
Wait, what are you doing to him?
Um, that's what's on my reaction.
Here.
Oh, and the Bonnie negative.
Okay, we're gonna react to that, and the Reggie's gone, and we're gonna just be aggressive.
Wait, Haskell, uh, Jason, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I gotta make stuff clear.
I was saying, we could do something like, uh, like you trick us out of stream.
Wait, he did come to see us!
What are you doing?
He's coming to see us!
What is he?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I think so.
That was actually crazy.
I was pretty crazy.
Is that a racial support?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's just more embarrassing for him.
I think it's kind of like what he's saying.
What?
Yeah, can we do a trick now?
No, no.
My left.
Whenever I get my cloud up, we can do a Japan...
I'm going to Japan trip I'm going to Japan
Do you actually go to Japan?
No, I tell her
I mean, what do you need?
Why not a circus?
Uh, because I got to go home for Christmas
I'm going to Arlington?
I'm going to Arlington for a season
Yeah?
Because my birthday is around that time
Sweet, right?
I'm about to go to the family
Dude, let's hold a part small, uh, part small
That's a broad idea
What do they call it in Arlington?
Take over?
There's two parts.
It's got drops.
Yeah.
Get a trick right here.
That's a point.
Stitch is fun.
We can go to the Goofy Store and pretend like I'm done.
What if we call the shuttle from what and say hey where's that guy?
I already have one.
I just remember when you got a year of freestream.
What?
I already have one bro.
You got a little bit of it.
Oh
But then when you get out of your famous spot, there's probably no one else.
I don't know if that's for you though.
Alright, come on.
Am I not a cunt today?
No.
Otters.
What?
What?
How'd you get an otter?
Hey, you're talking about stamps.
Like, for me.
You yelling at me?
I'm working.
Heaven Express Burger King and probably...
Auntie Dan.
Dali!
Oh, they said steal the dog.
Steal the what?
The dog.
I'm gonna do that.
Because you want one, you want one?
I'm gonna tell you how about it.
You don't have a dog or a hat, right?
Uh, something like that.
Do you?
A dog.
You don't have a what?
A dog or a hat.
A dog or a hat.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, burger.
All those, all those things.
All those.
All those.
All those.
I dunno, run down.
I stay forever.
Get all those the bitch ass in.
Alright, what's the key?
I could kill some people in my life.
What do we choose to take?
What do we choose to take?
Choose to eat?
Choose to eat burrito.
What do we choose to eat?
Choose to eat burrito.
What?
Wine cell?
What's that?
It's wine cell.
You're over steaming it.
I'm trying to get it in your eyes.
The audio won't be there.
There's a clip, so I'll film you.
Ah, it says audio go to the inside.
Oh, of course.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's a wonderful car.
It's good.
It's good.
Is that your belt?
Yeah, that's right.
Trying TikTok Vibrant Food Chocolate.
Yo bro, can we go behind it?
Bro, back up!
You scared me, man.
I'm a proud of you!
Come on, man.
Let's sub-mo check.
Let the place really free.
Subscribe to Jason.
You all right?
You all right?
But he went there with his girl for their anniversary.
Say something.
We're going to be banning all the non-subscribers, not all the people that aren't subscribed.
Do you want something?
Yeah.
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, he's gone.
Get, get.
Get the.
Get it.
Get it.
Get up.
Get down, guys.
I know.
I saw her.
Hey, hey, high five!
Hi!
Woo!
Thank you.
Hey, Cowboys.
Cowboys for life!
Yeah, you're gonna start it.
I ain't gonna lie, the Cowboys, I can't be lost.
Can't be lost today.
Lost to the Ravens, yeah.
Did you bet on them?
No.
Why?
Oh, Yank Prescott is a bit of a big lie.
Yeah, he's beautiful as well.
Is your sauce better than yours?
No, bro.
Good, good.
I'm a straighter, I'm a straighter 110 hours.
Strip, streamer coming?
No, not straight.
Me and you and Haskell, we both are at your house in your bed.
I'm sleeping in my bed.
Can you sleep in my bed?
It'll be awful. You have a big ass bed and you're kind of small so you can also sleep in your bed.
Oh no no no.
Bro, I'm sleeping in my bed. It's because I sleep sideways.
What if we went and played tennis at your house?
I'm here.
That's okay.
Can you not sleep in my bed?
I think she saw all the stimulator because of you.
Is it me? I've been over-simulated since the second I entered my house.
Yeah, I believe them over-simulating.
Me?
Yes.
Yo! I broke my fucking trailer board.
No, you broke it?
No.
Oh, don't lie.
Oh, you crying?
Are you crying?
Are you playing now?
Are you playing now?
Yeah, now what?
Yeah, yeah.
I got some skateboarders.
I got some skateboarders.
Now what?
Try and grab it.
Try and grab it.
No.
No one's lost their life.
No, it's your fucking skateboarder.
I don't want it.
Hey, why is your skateboarder flying?
Yeah, because it...
I tried to put it back into place
More more more ten million
Yeah, we're about to get out of here.
Okay, I'll go last one.
Why don't we just personally...
Why don't everybody of you, I'll record in the air?
It's...
No.
No.
Oh, that's probably more of a pump car.
That's you!
about spam of the devil's security for the chaperones,
get the devil's security.
That sucks.
It's actually, you can't film everyone.
You can't see it.
I thought you said you could use the droid.
What?
The droid?
Yeah.
It's not.
Hey, hey, hey, tell me what the fuck y'all are.
Y'all what, come get me about it, hey.
all my man's about that shit yeah now what now I know you watch right now on
the camera
I like I like I like
a little break, guys.
Do you want any water?
Yeah, I'm going to have a lot first.
Wait, so you're getting the water in tonight, though?
Why do you need to do that?
Because I want to take it down as you do.
Can I get a lot more water, please?
Thank you.
No, I got it. I got it because I like to chase the show, but I need to hide it.
Where is it?
Where is it?
This way?
I don't know
Oh my
Can we get a photo?
Yeah
Yeah, let's go
Can we get a good photo?
Yeah, let's go
Alright, I'm out. I'm out. We're going to be sorry for the trouble.
What do you put that to the gym again? Gym?
I like it.
Jeez!
Oh my goodness.
How are we feeling right now?
How are we feeling right now?
How are we feeling right now?
How are we feeling right now?
How are we feeling right now?
Everybody, bro, the feeling that's in your mind,
your body right now, it's up in the chat one word.
Maybe anger, maybe sad, maybe annoyed,
maybe happy, maybe...
maybe laughing, maybe,
we joy, bro. Me right now,
I'm feeling the emotion of...
morning.
What's your name?
I'm going to type in the chat the emotion that you're feeling in your body or heart.
Use one word.
What kind of question is that?
A question.
Such a question.
Yeah, what's the question?
That's the only word that's in the question is...
I'll need help.
They can't fucking move.
They made it okay to scream.
Even if you're a douchebag.
Look at them.
I bet he won't.
Hi, Gucci.
See that? Don't do it.
Muck.
Yeah
Hello
Five different look
Hello?
Where?
What?
Good line.
I know they can't get me.
I know they can't get me.
They can't get me, nigga?
Damn!
Daniel?
Excuse us!
I'll check out the camera.
Nups.
Woo!
It's not a pie, bro.
Are you eating in the main busy?
What can you do with that?
We should eat on the curb, like the good old days.
No, let's eat. Let's eat.
That's just made by us.
No, we won't make a mess.
And if we do, we'll pay for it this time.
No, no, no.
Pay for it this time.
No, because I don't have a table.
I can't eat.
There's only tables in the back.
Wow, how'd you just zero me out, bro?
You have one friend on the sidewalk, bro.
You're the one friend on the
Basically he's calling you back
Now have a broken red
They'll make me drop my drink.
They'll make me drop my water.
They'll make me drop my water.
Haskell, you have teeny diamonds on.
They're gold.
Fuckers, you talk to her.
Woo!
Bro, how the cowboys going in this chair?
No!
Yeah.
Hey, fucker.
Oh, can I have a ladle, please?
Take a wing.
Stop!
I'm not going to lie bro, I'm stealing your coat.
What?
What?
Just want to spare your coat.
Whatever.
Woo!
What a walk to be one part of the...
Probably not like $5,000.
That's not like $1,000.
I can't really move that much.
It's probably just like $5,000 a year.
Is that bro?
Also...
What?
You know what, Jason, try to make fun of me for something that I said to them being mad.
I've got a million things to make fun of me for.
I can't even do that.
Oh, you look like moneyless.
I'll be covered.
Thank you.
And Jason, say something.
I'm trying to make fun of you.
I'm not going to do that.
Do it.
Just try it.
Just try it because I'm going to show you how actually stupid you are.
I don't keep getting manly down.
I'm not down.
Look a little down.
What is wrong with you?
You're a dick and you scream the other time.
Do it bro.
Oh, because you don't want to jack the already nuts like that.
Yeah, you're jacked already.
Jacked already is too stare at the screen like that.
No, jacked already.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Scream.
No.
I'm ready to get the hell out of here.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Oh Jason looks gorgeous behind us on a pretty old road.
We have to go back, do so much better.
Get his whole body up.
That's hard.
Oh, brother, let's take it.
Let's put the curve.
All right.
Well, we haven't sent everyone to the spot yet.
Remember, we're eating in the parking lot.
Why don't we just go right back over there?
Yeah, let's kind of chill.
We can do that.
Well, hey, back.
That's some beauty.
Jeez, man.
He mugged you.
Dang it.
Here you go, brother.
We'll feed you right there.
We'll take you in there.
What?
It's inside wall right there.
Oh yeah it is, he's a puppy.
I feel like eating on the ground with the boys.
The boys?
Is there actually drama talk? Oh, they're actually going to talk about that?
I'm not doing the reaction.
Okay.
Alright, so...
We have some controversy to talk about.
Wait, wait, wait, don't start off yet.
Hey, everyone get the food out. Everyone get your food out.
What'd you get?
I got a chicken thigh.
This is definitely the California rule.
I don't know what you think that's weird.
I got one singular piece of chicken.
What?
I asked for one chicken to Bob and I think they thought I meant one chicken.
Thank you.
There's like a bone in this.
Don't start to bumping in, bro.
Why don't we do a hot pot back?
We don't have a hot pot back.
No, I have a hotdog.
He actually?
Yeah, but I don't know if I know.
Trying to sushi burrito.
Why?
That's gonna pick the wipey, Cheeblecook.
Hell yeah, I like it.
Bro, nobody's gonna pick the wipey.
I gotta get the pick the wipey.
Oh!
Look up, bro.
I'm gonna hold it.
I got you.
You gotta stream pick it up.
Also, I'm gonna go through.
You gotta put it on.
So...
Yeah, yeah, just take the pick.
No, I'm just trying.
What do you do?
Only point five.
Wait, I can't see anything.
Just like, just like this.
I got a string.
I'm sorry.
First bite of the sushi roll, y'all.
I
Can't get super why why I don't like sushi. No, I fish are you actually stealing that poke?
You don't need it, but
Wow
Skater that would a
Very a bit of a converse you Jason. Oh
So guys, well, let me let me say what I do. Yeah
I literally don't give a fuck about what what you know you can say anything to me
I don't give a fuck but bro this kid came up to high school I'm saying to me personally but bro
he's behind the camera going oh and that's why I like oh oh you're trying to get your clip in
and so I had to I had to embarrass the guy
Yeah
But I don't think you guys realized, you know, how you said Haskell's ego in here. It's just not the case
It was I guess, you know, I'm a troll you guys
Everything everything is a joke, but like I'm not gonna take a picture with you
You call me a cook and you guys didn't answer that I don't think you heard him say that did you know I do here
Can you start the picture with him?
How many brawls?
I honestly...
I didn't hear that shit.
I like it.
I'm not going to take a picture of you if you're calling me a cunt.
I honestly got this like full of my head, bro.
Why are you here?
But hey, I don't wiggle people like that.
You control me like, bro, I get like, you can come up here and...
But you don't need to explain yourself.
Obviously you try to raise bait you and like, drill you and like...
I wasn't...
So you don't have to take people with you, it's okay.
I was just, I was trying to de-escalate, so I'm like, yeah, take a picture, yeah.
That's what I took a photo of.
Alright.
See, but with me, I'm trying to swallow up.
What was he talking about?
Yo, we should've got our gun.
This is a gas, bro.
Who's going to get rid of this sushi burrito?
This shit bar, man.
When do we have to leave and get the fuck up to four houses?
I think we are one year at least, or what, six months in?
We probably got six months left.
So we get actually faster than this?
And where are you going to go?
Um, I don't know.
There.
No, no.
Actually, get in.
I don't know.
Are you just going to get another year on it?
The ideal world, we buy it out.
Really? You guys want to buy the house?
that's a movie that'd be fun I feel like you guys don't bother the neighbors
too much but do you think eventually someone maybe you will get mad like I
want to raise my family here and then they'll be all the other core boys will
be like well we are still streaming well that's family I'm fine yeah
Everyone killed him on Twitter
Guys he's a good one. He's a good. He's not a bad Alex. It is disgusting
Stream that on God if anything happens to you after we're all good
The fuck will happen?
I don't know, maybe two percent?
Yeah, sushi can't eat all sorts of fish.
Yeah, Jason.
I don't get it.
Bro, I don't, I don't, I'm not gonna hate it, but
sushi's not my thing.
No one asked for my opinion, though.
You're bringing on culture.
I don't want your opinion.
Jason, I want your, wait, ask me, give me your opinion on something controversial.
My opinion on something controversial?
I don't, my favorite color is not blue.
We're in LA right now, you don't chill with that.
It is a micro version of me, I think.
Wow, this is, yeah right now, huh?
This is good enough.
Did you actually mute?
Mute?
Yeah.
Why did he, why did he use controversial as well?
Why did you do controversial?
Yeah.
No, why did you, no, did they go, why did you not stand and step on shit?
Like, you'll say something shit like, you know, you're gonna go like,
Hey, I got a picture.
You're the sweetest soul.
Yeah, fine.
Jake, I got a shitty photo. I got it. I put it on.
Oh, dude.
Y'all just got a...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm just very bellig on this close friend.
I can sit down. Just walk a squat.
You're dead. You're dead.
Are you serious?
All right, man.
Hey.
Hey, what's that?
I'm a poor dude.
Yo, everyone should ask me, I'm W. Mexicans.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're so hot.
Yo, make me a little Mexican.
I'm Mexican.
Love me.
Love me?
What?
Oh, whoa. Zoom in.
Zoom in.
Hey, epic turn.
I'm going to say one thing that we're grateful for.
I'm grateful for
Haskell being a friend Jason being my friend and Jason
I'm grateful for Jack
I'm grateful for
Hey guys, how are you?
I am good.
Well, your mother and people are another day alone.
You can finish this now.
I hear you are going to keep us safe, right?
I think your mom can really take away your life.
Yeah, she can take away your life.
Name, facts, W, W, R.
I am very grateful for being able to tell them
that they've been looking for this moment.
French!
Oh, Spanish?
Spanish, Spanish.
I don't know how to say it.
Yeah, thank you, bro. Thank you. That was a good, that was a good, uh, here you go.
I'm grateful for waking up another day.
Yes.
That was about you as well.
I'm grateful for him.
Wow.
Thank you that girl.
That's a great picture.
I'm grateful for CORE making the best videos ever.
Thank you, bro.
And have a good stream today.
I feel like though, what's the one with the school one could have been better.
Y'all should have felt like Lacey as like the average board watcher.
Like you maybe in Australia.
Appreciate it Chris.
Hey WM.
Yo, I'm grateful for LeBron and my family.
That's good. You're going to go places.
I love LeBron.
What about us?
I'm grateful for Aldo.
Aldo
You wanna eat that?
I'll eat it.
Oh God!
Yo, Jason, can I get a drink?
Hey, good thing is all three of us are about to leave this episode.
We made that. You were here and this one arranged the whole episode.
No, I don't think you guys are out, but I'll be like stream side.
I'll stream side.
You should do stream side.
Can we get a drink?
Can I get a drink?
I'll make you a drink.
Oh, a cutie drink.
Hey!
This is a cutie patootie, bro.
My name is Haley.
Haley, what's good, Haley?
Hey, double your Jason for that.
Double your Jason.
I love to hear the W's in real life, brother.
Double your Jason.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Make the edits, okay?
Make sure you edit me, okay?
Jason, let me do double your Jason.
Hey, appreciate it.
I'm here with W's in real life.
He gave me a clip on my YouTube,
telling me to have a clean bike.
You have a clean bike?
Yeah, yeah, try it.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Yeah, I got you.
Yo, you're Jason.
Man, he's like a queen, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Hey, hey, somebody show order some love, man.
No!
No!
Wait, can you say, um...
I'm a...
Uh, people...
Ah, shit.
We're only gonna figure out the characters.
Everybody needs order and second up.
Let me get back to you.
Hey, WYBG, man.
Let's get these all asses.
WYBG!
Somebody!
Somebody!
Somebody!
Somebody show order some love, man.
Hey, thank you for recording
Oh, no!
I like to be God of us.
You'll get him, brother.
I got the glasses. Hey, how's the kids? I got it.
Good job, bro. Good job, bro. Sell those.
Keep them forever, okay? Of course.
Hey, you have a great day, okay? Great day.
Have a great day.
Have a better day.
I'm really grateful for this day I'm gonna let you know one of my homies met
you a year ago brother clown is fucking asked what they call them is that
Mexican grizzly Mexican juice
Bro
They're not, they weren't even going to school.
Oh, they're staying home.
Your mom didn't even go to school.
No, what? Where are you? Go on.
Yeah, they're mom and listen to you.
Thank you.
You all right?
Yep.
Do I have my hair?
No, let me take it in.
Oh, cut.
Oh, I don't have hair cut anymore.
But you can't see the way, no?
Oh, no, no, no. I don't have hair cut.
Wait, what are you doing with the trash can?
I don't know.
W. Jason throwing up the trash.
What do you got?
I got W. Camera man.
W. Camera man.
Nice guy, nice guy.
I'm famous now.
I'm famous.
I'm getting heart rebendages in real life.
Everybody stand still.
My friend said he broke into your house.
Well, they take you to go break himself.
Oh, that's strong.
Hey, you too, bro, no you have a better day. No, you have a better day
It's cute as hell bro that kid those freaky bro. He said I'm so cute. I'm so cute
What the hell?
Yo, did he get robbed?
What the hell is that?
Hey, hey, y'all boys okay?
What the hell?
What's up with biker gate?
Oh, it's CP's brother.
Your arm's good?
Are y'all good?
Yeah, we're good.
Richard, what's going on?
I got him.
You heard by Jason, dude.
Who got you, Doug?
Oh
No, no house goes real breath
No, just beat their ass
I'm gonna come to the core crew or some shit. Yeah, can we can we join can we can we get a
Can't even fuck with you sir.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Bro said the Prince of Calabasas.
Eeeeeeeoooooohoooohoooho!
That's going to shoot me like the mayor!
No no, that's...that's uh...
Khloé Parker's brother.
Who's that?
Khloé Parker's brother.
Who's that?
That kind of thing, King of Calabasas.
Who's the king here?
It's Lacey.
That was good ass eats man, genuinely.
Genuinely, genuinely.
Let's go!
Alright, so that's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go all jump in your pool, Jason.
And then we're gonna have a sleepover.
Honestly, great vibes.
What?
We're gonna have to pass on the sleepover.
One for all us, I would say.
I would get it.
Jason, Camerian, are we gonna react to drone one here?
Uh, probably, uh...
We're gonna have to fuck on them.
Um, well, we could bottom our load at the cruise, bro.
No, we'll kick it.
Yeah, we'll kick it up.
Kick it like Kung Fu.
Dude, you might get passed tonight.
Ooh, like Christ where?
At the cruise.
You can just like, like, I don't want to sit for a little bit.
It's just like, I have roommates, you know what I mean?
So I got to respect their privacy as well.
Yeah, then I'm not.
Adapted to Suki, yo.
There's one who's wearing my Suki's robe.
Suki's robe?
Yeah.
Can we say it on his robe?
Yeah, he's probably up now.
Probably watching around his robe.
Why does he get strung in this area and take us like a thang?
Uh...
I mean, I mean, do as you please.
Right.
Thank you.
I work for M2 using the chat.
Guys, I want you guys to rate your honest opinions on the stream, and if we should do it again.
Down below in the comments.
I think Jason's getting over simulated. That's my personal opinion.
Jason, is it true?
Uh...
I've been over simulated, but I'm lucky I've adjusted.
That's good.
Just trying to make it across the street in the middle of the bus.
It's like the yard.
Mind if I get in the car, I'll see you later.
I'll probably suck, but I'm not gonna lie.
I think I'm right in the- I'm in the road, so I don't have to scoot back to the bed.
Ooh!
Damn, this should get to pass, bro.
I'll be a juicy man, bro.
You know what Dan and I want?
Yeah, I think you can download Angry Birds.
Yeah, it's the best.
Actually?
Yeah.
This is like the longest- I hate stress.
Is it facing, is it lacing, is it lacing?
Are you supposed to be able to move these?
Maybe I'll use the...
I'm not a chiller.
No you're not, pal.
YOOOOOOH!
You already have five on the ground.
What's five?
You scream too much.
That's a one-wheel!
Yo, he's on the one-wheel...
You need one of those.
I know.
What's a one-wheel? There's four wheels on that.
Far.
No, there's a guy on a one-wheel.
Like a unicycle?
Yeah, I'm taking a unicycle and a motorcycle.
Is it Stacy?
Wait, so what's there? What's the drama?
there is no fucking drama
oh he's talking about oh so uh the pulpit boys
they're in a pickle
they're in a pickle? yeah one of them uh one of them
why do you leave? i don't know
i don't know
i don't know can i find out
yeah
yeah i got a content group from there
yeah we're gonna pull
are you straight?
yeah i should stop watching it on the street
we already been so i'm not a soft launcher you just don't know yet
so who's it?
I'm gonna keep it a buck though, how is it a group of only two people is more like two people?
We're not gonna, yeah that's what you're talking about.
But hey guys, me and Oliver are coming out with a constant group, so if you guys want to do it, comment down below.
They said Mike's Muscle.
Because his fingers on it.
Mike's Muscle.
Yeah?
I think he should be good.
Yeah we can't even, hey guys, we're not gonna leave the constant group yet.
And you guys will look back and you guys how is it a content group of is the do-it-yourself
I don't understand how it's a common group is just the two yards more like
So what was the third person not leaking yet probably not gonna be pussy I mean like
NAME!
Core is tough.
Core is like, we're the core.
I'm sorry, Jason.
Are you serious? Is that a bad name?
I'm so fucking sorry, man.
Dude, I heard you guys were making new groupos like that's hard.
That's cool.
Bro, bro, we were gonna be the housemates.
That should have been genuine trash.
Guys, comment down below what other names you guys thought would be.
X6? Yeah, we used to be, we were gonna be X6.
X6 that was actually so bad. Yeah, that was a good one.
Who the fuck calls their group core dog? Do we eat apples and shit?
What he said?
They said they'd eat apples!
They said they'd eat apples!
Bro, housemates! Who the fuck done a housemate?
What does that mean?
Here we go. We gotta figure some side of the intention.
He's right. It's lame until it's not.
And it's lame it's not. That comes with literally everything.
AMPs chill.
Everything in the world.
In the vault.
What is Bruce Balmont?
That was pretty.
TOR!
Stop, no, but like, stop being a dick, bro.
We're being dicks.
I'm gonna wait until y'all's uh...
Whenever your name drops it's gonna be so fire.
It's so fire.
Nah, I can't wait. I can't wait.
Ha ha ha ha!
Who up a left your crib?
Did you like hug him good guy or did you dab him up?
I-
He's ten years old, like you're not dabbing up a ten year old.
You passed him up.
Yeah, you have to get a dab.
I ain't lying, I dabbed him up.
Who up is a grown ass man?
Just move up like that.
Who up-who up is ten years old?
Who up is a grown ass man?
I'm giving who up a hug and spinning him in a circle.
Like that's-
I'm up in the air and catch him up.
That's like a-
That's like how school was.
Wolf is black as bullah.
No, he's not. As bullah is like, 40.
As bullah is a grown man.
Is he actually?
You ever see the clip of him as bullah isn't a baby?
My time as a kid, I was a baby, like, just a little job in the face.
What?
I didn't know he was a baby.
Wolf was born in 2016.
Wow.
I was just mudding my then.
Ahahahah!
Oh!
You're not even experiencing it?
Wait a second bro.
Wow, why y'all start talking about woo-wah.
Bro, cause he's 10.
Like that's just like, come on.
Hey, guess how, bro.
There's a lot of ten year olds in this world.
Hey, if you're ten bro it's raps.
What are you saying?
Seven and six.
Your 10 is raps bro.
It's gotta be trippin' if you're 10.
Haha!
It's gotta be trippin'.
Trim?
What is it?
You were 10 before like
22
I'm gonna be honest if I had to guess your age though
I mean, but I'll guess like 29. Yeah, that's not that's not bad. That's pretty bad
Jason you look like you can get a fresh freshman in college. Yeah
But that's not bad though. I'd rather look younger than older facts. Okay, because when I'm 30 I'm a look 20
You're gonna look 50. That's just Chinese jeans though. You look 90
No, but when I'm when I'm 60 I'm gonna look 90
Yeah, when you're 60 you'll look you're probably gonna know what I'm 60 I'm looking 90
No, I think that's what it looks like. No, so basically the Asian don't raise in until you hit 60. Really? Yeah, I
I think I'm gonna start balling soon. My dad my dad's fully bald. He was like bald when he was 20. That's bad
No, I don't have any recession right now. I'm sure you're good
All down there. I don't know what the fuck you guys are. Bro, why do men have to get a ball?
It's just a nerf because we have big dicks.
YBG's just cracking a smile right there.
Because of your YBG's current name.
And I know YBG Democrats smile like this with a boo-wop.
The 10-year-old, eh?
Who the fuck?
Yo, I'm going to call a boo-wop, though.
Call a boo-wop.
Call a boo-wop.
Why y'all boo-wop dig?
Why y'all what day
Like it out that streamer brain
We're all the fuck out life. Oh my god
Or how old is Doug like 32?
I'm not gonna do a fake laugh like that's not that old. Yeah, but time is crazy
But he has whoop wait. Yeah, who up like my age 21. You need to start having kids bro. I
Was thinking about raising the other girlfriend now
I don't like this. I like I like food bro really though food
Food is like literally so good
You can't say no, if you really didn't want it to be like personal like that, you'd be like now.
You know, I think in the personal level of my life,
that you don't want shared.
It is, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Fuck this, you talk about it.
What about you, bro? Like, you actually have a girlfriend?
Dude, you know what's so funny, Jason?
Actually, I'm not gonna say that.
What?
Dude, one time my girl was like, out, and then she's seeing you.
She did yeah, you know who else but
Wait, wait, wait, I don't know where I don't think it was like she was up looking
She was getting food and you guys were just like
Anyways, that's the point guys
Don't be sure you mean all we're probably gonna check out after this because we're bitch ass big as what we love you guys
No, it's cute but this is very very fun. Yeah, we know it's very over-stimulating at the same time
Hey, that's fair
Jason would you ever do this again be honest?
But I fuck with y'all
I feel like you'd fuck with us more
If you had
I don't even know. I was just gonna say off-stream because if you had some balls and you didn't care to say big time you're stream like us
Say bitch. Yeah, say bitch as loud as you can. All right do it
bitch as loud as you can bitch
No Jason Jason actually would you ever do the stream again or not be honest me on the honest
I would do I would do I would do individual friends which are I would not do
It's too much, right?
It's a lot.
It's too much.
My brain is living all over the place right now.
That's fair.
Yeah, it's fair.
That's fair.
Sorry.
I'm not mad, I'm just...
You said your brain is all that matters?
My brain?
What did you say?
Your brain is fragile.
His brain is fragile.
My brain.
My brain.
We're not controversial.
Like I would like...
What the fuck is this car, bro?
But I would a hundred percent do a whoop in Doug's room over there.
And that's what they're asking. I'll, I'll let you know.
You make it, I'll give you a proposition. I can definitely say no.
Doug Haskell will have all done it.
Definitely not.
What? Why?
Well, bro, that's like 30 people in one stream.
That's content.
It has to make sense. Maybe if I was like a vent or something.
We're gonna just chill.
You know that's fair.
It's not fair.
They fucked me up.
If you want to meet Wu-Wa, I can introduce you.
I ain't trying to meet him, bro.
Let me top you with my 10-year-old helmet.
I didn't expect Wu-Wa to be like that.
Pretty not.
Wu-Wa would do you all that.
I'll pick him up, spin him in a circle, kiss him on his forehead, and throw him up in the air.
We gotta get Ghoul up on a beanbag chair, and we gotta jump on another chair.
What is the point of step-dip when you're shooting with Ghoul up?
Are you playing like, dump that goose and Ghoul up?
What are you doing with Ghoul up?
Uh, I bought him a PS5.
And you didn't buy me a PS5?
So you're tricking out a 10-year-old and you're not?
Yep.
He's making his day. He's dead.
We can't destroy him, Jason.
No, I don't know what's wrong with him.
What's wrong with him? You know, making the kids dead.
Why did he get a PS5?
Because y'all are grown-ass men and y'all have fucking jobs.
Bro, go get your own PS5.
What the? I have Xbox.
Xbox, baby.
There you go.
I wouldn't mind a PS5.
I'm a guest on the stream.
Jason, let's just run this back tomorrow.
Oh my god, bro. I think we got just the time for sunset signal. Yeah. Yeah, are we gonna stay on the chair? Yeah
Oh, we don't you don't want us to leave? Not yet. Yeah, bro. We have to enjoy the sunset first and you know
Oh, we have to say hi to silky
Wow, look at the sun
I said silky do rag
It was.
It was.
It's just Silk is fucking...
We're back home guys.
We're just back to the camera.
This is fire. Because if we were to stay here,
the house still would probably cost a couple to be grand tonight, but they wouldn't stay here for a year.
Oh, Nick.
Yes, Ersky!
Oh, my God!
Jason, did you have stick deodorant that I can use?
No.
I just stick deodorant.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
No, I want the stick one.
So, I can sell like a fusion between both of you.
My fucking SpongeBob socks, bro.
Let's talk.
Jason, thanks for having us on your stream.
Bro, of course.
Yeah, thank you.
And you can say thank you for us putting you on.
Putting me on?
So
Jason what do you do off-stream like you don't have to say anything personal about like
Go to the gym
Why don't you have a party here for my birthday?
I'm good.
Oh, you just look like I'm just a dick.
Let's go to the chair, bro.
Bro, I can- let's have this conversation on the chair.
Look at this.
Oh my, this is actually beautiful.
You should start, uh, chasing me.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
How do you still have so many baby oldies?
You have a lot of baby oldies after-
Hey, Sayu, what's good, bro?
It's upside-aid.
What's up?
What's up?
Hey bro.
Come on man.
Where are you missing?
I'm actually going to but because you asked me politely not to I won't.
How am I pulling my pocket?
Hey, Rose.
Hey, what's up with you?
Rose!
Dude!
Ah Bob.
Do you ever punch him?
Where's Kanye West's house?
Uh, the one at the west.
Is it actually?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Where?
Up there.
I don't know if I trust this one.
Um, how old could you start here?
Why are you going up there?
So we can sit.
Oh, we're going up there?
Yeah.
Oh.
Are you scared of heights?
No, I'm scared that I'm going to break the fucking ladder and break the goddamn thing.
I can sense it.
Bro, look at the stone sign.
They've already seen it.
Uh, enough for the three of us.
Hold on, how much do you weigh?
Uh, don't worry about it, dude.
Careful, dude.
Actually, hold on to it. I actually scripted it.
See, because if I did get hurt on you, I'd be messing with you, I guess.
Come on, I'll be here. Get up here or no. You can't do that. You can't. I told the camera if you want.
You got it?
Two walls fucking
What a vibe what a day that melon looks good. Yeah, this is your life. You should get dirt bikes. No
No, no, no, don't even want to eat.
He's tired of you all now.
No, no, no, all does a great guy, all does a great guy
with many, many suggestions.
Jason's just a guy who says he hasn't worked.
Haha, wait a minute!
I didn't say that, I said neither.
Beautiful.
Was this what you would do all day?
I mean, is this what like,
it happens at the end of every stream?
at the end of every, nah, nah, sometimes.
Do you ever go golf?
No, no.
Actually, I went golf the other day,
the new Corvid, by the way.
But, wow.
Well.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, let's see.
All right, peace, man.
Can I actually leave it?
All right.
Well, I mean, you have to get down first.
Yeah, this is sketchy as fuck.
Yeah, come on, you have to,
whoa, whoa, whoa, boy, I gotta,
oh my God, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
What the fuck?
Stop!
We didn't even wait, we have to talk about
one subject of matter on here.
What?
We had one conversation.
We had one conversation,
because we came all the way up here.
Yeah.
All right, let's sit down and talk.
Let's sit down and hold on.
Sit down, hold on.
What was your favorite part of today?
Probably when you were being nice to us.
It's easy, it's easy.
I just think you're answering us with one word, words.
No, I mean, I had fun, I had a lot of fun.
I had fun.
Yeah, that's good.
Thank you for having us.
Of course, thank you.
But I'm sorry for overstimulating you.
No, no, no, it's okay.
It's not your fault.
Y'all have such a powerful-
It's your fault.
No, like-
Because we were just-
Y'all are-
He's 22 team.
He's 22, yeah.
How old are you?
I'm 22 as well.
2004, right?
2004.
So you have no-
You're 04 as well.
That's bad because I'm 19 and I have excuse.
Yeah, he's 19.
Up until I turn 20.
19, he'll be good.
22?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucked up.
Yeah, but like, listen, I'm 22 and...
Yeah, that is kind of fucked.
That's fucked up.
But explain to me how it's fucked.
You're streaming on the peak of your lungs in a mall.
And we're streaming in a mall.
And there's seven year olds coming up to you.
What is that?
And you're 22.
I mean, there's the chat, and then sometimes, you know, big enemies get to show up.
I know, it's W.
Spend they spend a W's in real life, but you're also 22 and you're hanging out with a 10-year-old
But it's a 10-year-old, but let's get it straight dude
Make all the excuses in the world
guys guys I'm gonna cut up a real fuck is on your channel yeah I'll do that
after you stop hanging on a 10 year old's place stop it why are you making
weird why are you making me I'm not gonna call who I because you all beef with
who I'm right don't know why I'll talk to you well it's like a little up are
you gonna look at me there you don't know you don't beat with who I don't got
beef with who I'll be spent I think it's just crazy that whoop gets a PS5
He doesn't yeah, cuz you're 22 you could get a piece five yourself. What's a little kid?
I'm gonna make sure he's happy you're tricking on a little kid. Yeah, that's like that
And you're like, yeah, that's my boy. Yeah, it's my boy. It's my boy. So it's a little kid. They don't make his day
Let me talk to him. All right. You want to talk to him?
Make a group chat and play um, who's the most famous person in your contacts? Yeah, do you have LeBron?
Who's actually the most famous person in your contacts?
Hey, what's up? I'm live bro. Sorry to disrupt you
I just got some fans. They wanted to meet you. Is that cool?
Yeah, it's good
Yo, yo, what's up? Yeah, we'll pull over you
Wait, what how old are you?
I'm ten!
WAAAAAAAH!
Yo, well, you're the best, bro.
Oh, now you want to come on the go.
Well, I'm not going to talk shit to his face.
I was defending you. He was talking about always ten laughing at you.
I wasn't laughing at you.
Stay to his face!
Right, push!
What? That's what I thought.
I wasn't dissing on you.
Oh, I wasn't dissing on you.
long chair like a lawn chair you fold it what press them what press them talk
about it don't know what you see this shit on his face what was get on his
ass bro just calm calm looking like a roast beef looking at me
She's not, she's not, I don't want to talk!
Say something bro!
Oh my god!
If you say something I'll beat your ass back!
He said he'd go beat your ass, oh wow.
You would not beat his ass.
No I wouldn't.
You wouldn't say that in front of Duff or DDT.
I love, I don't want to talk.
Exactly.
Yup.
Yup.
Well uh, you want to say bye to this tree?
Bye chat!
Bye bye boo-wup.
Bye boo-wup.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
I was just seeing all you
Came on a face time and you instantly switch
God!
Alright, can you call another streamer?
Call a broad, call a broad.
Alright, call a broad.
Who's the most famous?
Okay, let us look through your phone.
No!
Can you call Lullwing?
Ludwig?
Lullwing.
Why?
Because we're gonna press him.
No right now, I'm gonna be nice.
No, no, no, no.
Why?
Oh, I want to get invited to streamer games again.
You guys are going to streamer games?
No.
I'm making fun of him.
10.
That's why we won't press him.
But the reason I didn't press Wu of is because, again,
he's 10.
I'm not about to press a 10-year-old.
That's like you're a, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.
That's what you are, bro.
Well, that remedies.
No, no.
Yeah, that's how I like being rich.
So what do y'all want to do in like, the next year?
Honestly, so I want to, I want to.
How about this?
If I'm going to be honest, do you want me to be honest?
Yeah, I'm going to be.
I'm gonna be a part of a streamer group.
Yeah, so we're gonna be streaming a lot.
So hopefully we can win Streamer at work in Iowa.
And I win a Streamer award too.
So you want an award?
Yeah.
And guess what, you're gonna be coming to us.
It's like how Haskell is begging you,
yo can you come on your stream and spam calling you?
I wasn't doing that.
And then you'll be like,
you let me come on your stream in the Calvasa's house.
All right, but, so you had the same...
I'm probably gonna be bigger than all of them.
Okay.
No.
Dude, you're way too controversial.
You're the one that says the N word.
You do too.
No, I don't.
And tell Chout that's fake.
Okay, guys, it's a joke.
I would never do that.
He actually would never.
When I was 16 and 15, you know, like, we were all...
What are you talking about now?
Jason, back me up.
I mean, bro, when we were playing at Rust...
You were doing it
All right, we're going to disagree. All right, what do you want to what do you want to do?
We're just gonna be streaming. I saw you on any streamers like all streamers. Yeah, we are streamers
No, I know and that's why if you ever need any advice from us because we're the biggest streamers in the world
You can come to us Jason. We're gonna be in here. I'm extra Chris because you like you like it's not like you've
because you're it's like what's your big next move I'm gonna be honest you can
you couldn't say right now what's your like next move your biggest next your
biggest like your biggest goal besides the next stream with me in Haskell I want
to I want to just put out the best content as possible like are you going
on a big tour are you doing a big event are you do got a special event
coming up could you leak it you can do the sneak peek for the chat
no sneak peeks but what do you want to do in the next year in the next year
where do you want to be you just asked us this question still apart of course you
get a level of core out of new member oh I want I want to have something like how
of Sidemen has a charity match I want core to have something like an event
something similar we could do annually that'd be that'd be that'd be nice try to
come up with something original no you gotta hit the we gotta hit the what the
fuck was that it was a creek I think I duck anyway it's continued yeah I want
I want to do something like that with the group.
That's fire.
Nice.
Maybe like a festival or like some sort of music festival?
No, because we don't do music unless I perform Dab-Dab-Guy for like the 300.
And then Black Point Max on Seekbob.
Yeah.
Black Point Max opens.
Yeah, that'd be fire.
Where's Black Point Max?
I mean, I mean.
Chonorab?
Yo, Max looks good.
He's on his rapping shit, man.
What is that noise like fucking ew
This is so far the spot I know
Dude are the mosquitoes fucking American you guys too
No, I have a blood what happened to your your knee
I do the same shit. I always I was wrestling Yugi and I got carpet burn
Why would you have a question of opinion on the OCOS drama?
Stop picking that, bro.
The OCS?
The OCS drama?
Yeah.
You've won.
Which one?
I'm just trolling.
I know what you're asking about.
Oh yeah.
Hey, bro.
We do a little bit of trolling in the chat.
If y'all feel any type of way or any more,
just know it's all trolls, man.
fucking cringe bro it's just fucking cringe let's get the fuck out of your
hospital thank you so much Jason for letting us put you on you're going to
your tour they just leaked it wait Brady's call them in
Yo, Brady, what's good, bro?
Yo, I'm wet.
Yo, what's good, bro?
I'm live right now.
I'm live right now.
I want to show you something.
You only call us whenever you're live, bro.
You're weird.
Yeah, thanks.
Yo, Haskell, I never call you ever.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
He's tough.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, chill with the glaze, bro.
Yo, hey, what?
Brady, what?
What?
Jason, remember, you have a speech that made you blow up on Twitch?
Yeah.
What?
I'm next up, bro.
He wants to be a part of the new year. Look at him. He looks like Marlon.
Oh, my God. Look at that. I'm glad.
Hey, I was gonna ask.
Ewww! Why is there monster next to you? What the fuck?
Ewww! Get off my phone, you tough monster.
Ewww! Oh my God, Ewww.
Actually disgusting.
Oh my God, something bad.
That was actually bad.
What was that?
That was a monster.
No, who was that?
That was a monster.
I mean, was that you, sir?
Yes.
Why did he dye it red?
I don't know, bro.
Oh my god, I have to go.
Give me a hug so I can go.
No, we have to go home.
We have to step down for some then hug.
OK.
I think we're going to chill up here.
No.
Dude, chill up here.
Just chill up here and talk more.
Chill up.
Chill up here, guys.
Am I tripping?
What?
How the fuck did you get a modelo?
What?
A bit hard one.
Let's just go.
Be safe.
Whoa!
Be safe.
Be safe.
Be safe.
Fuck is he talking about?
Jason, can I tell you something off screen?
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah, yeah.
So all of those, no it's off, just like off screen.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and I'm going to talk to Jason off-screen too.
Are you just talking to me off-screen?
Yeah.
They're back up.
This is so sketchy.
Jason, this is fucking sturdy.
Oh, Jesus.
This is so sketchy.
Oh Jesus.
Yeah, both of them.
Jesus.
I'm not sure.
I'm just a roof.
I've got a posh and flooring company.
All right, I'm standing on it.
You're good.
What?
That just makes you sure there's no crack.
Thanks.
Yeah.
You want me to hold this?
No, it's good.
Nice.
Woo!
Let's go boys.
Cor-Core boys!
Low up, kinda up.
I think it's dead, I think it's broken.
In the military they would never call it that, they call it a UMP.
Oh, can we sign this?
It's 7000 won bro, you don't need to sign this.
What's that, Bat?
Hey Batzy!
Nice to meet you man, nice to meet you.
some hot dogs yeah that's a like
later bro thank you so much
sorry
hi guys we're gonna be out then
chicken we're gonna stay here so you guys will see us
i'm back to the main goal talk with you guys and uh
you all just need to heal
hey all done bro take this though
I just take it right now.
Thanks.
Thanks, I don't want it.
I don't want it right now.
I'll keep it as a gift from Jason Lee.
When Jason Lee dies in the future, I'll put it in the streamer at Snot Museum.
That's out there.
All right.
All right.
If he entertains you, we'll take any time.
Okay.
Yeah, guys, what'd you think about that?
Wow, they're having a cringe conversation.
All right, Jason, come on.
Okay.
Haskell Aldo, signing off, you know.
Did we have bad moments?
Yes, man, they come to him in his fat ass, but did we have good moments?
Yes, man, they come to me and Jason.
So, you know, if you guys want this again, comment two years and-
Two years!
Two years!
Watch them spam it!
No, everybody spam it!
Yeah!
Oh, they do want a silky second.
Oh my god, we have to say how to silky.
I'm not actually alive.
It's Haskell!
And a logo!
It's Haskell!
I hold the depot with it, I keep holding it.
It's Haskell!
He only likes me.
Dane, he's here.
Silky, what do you think about me?
What do I mean?
Dane.
Fuck that.
Hey, that's fucked up.
Hey, this looks good, Jack.
You can go in here and do it in a second.
No.
You want to say hi?
So we're going to wait right?
Okay.
You can talk for five minutes.
Do you know what I did to learn that one?
That was like penis.
Oh, so what is a penis?
A penis.
You can do these on it.
So, we're the, we're the penis part.
Anyways.
These won't do this.
Any wheelie.
Do you know what I'm doing?
No.
Hold on, I got it.
I'm going to raise the car.
What do you say?
Normal boss lives in that shit.
You gotta take a cap when I score.
I know, right?
Come on.
I got this cap.
Watch this, watch this.
It's just slippery ass scores.
Why did you watch it?
Why did you seriously do that?
Hey, hey, hey.
What do y'all think I gotta do to pat down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We didn't fail anything.
I was just...
No, no, no.
You're good.
How's it go?
I score some stuff.
Wait, I'm good?
Huh?
You need to pat me down.
Well, I mean, now that you're like, am I good?
No, I'm not good. I'm not going to hurt you.
You're doing it.
No, no, I trust you. You're good.
Out of the-
Out of the-
Hey, watch your hand.
Oh, this is good.
Why is there so much shit in your pocket?
Oh.
Jason, look.
Glasses.
Oh, yeah, these are yours.
Yeah, you gave me those.
Yo.
Oh, just-
Yo, what the fuck?
Why do lacy do this more?
Because these actually do it.
The fuck this-
Oh! I'm holding it!
That's stealing my shit!
Why?
This is why he says my name, bro!
That's why!
This is why!
Bro, just steal my shit!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
No, other question!
Other question!
Holy shit!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Are you done with Leo?
Okay.
Check his throat.
You know I don't have underwear on.
What is this?
Yo, come on, bro.
Why don't you steal the battery?
Because I fucking needed one.
And I don't have to pay for that.
My socks? Can I have my socks bigger or no?
Okay, you can have it, bro.
You can have it, bro.
And I also stole your bracelet.
You can have it.
Imagine this, right? Imagine I'm coming at your full speed
and I have to stick to the top.
Dude, do you think nature's for cleaning?
Well, that's more about me than that.
Why didn't they cover that up?
There's a room.
Yeah, you see like a balcony.
Yeah, why?
Why did they put it up?
Why am I talking?
Um, because it's dangerous.
Actually, it's actually dangerous.
Who told you that?
Um, I was trying to do it.
I'm trying to do it.
Then I got advice not to.
Who told you?
You want to chop the world and be best friends?
Why didn't you? I did it.
Oh, you didn't look.
What up?
Why didn't you look?
fuck is you talking about?
you the child?
let me see how we're doing
let me see how we're doing
let me see how we're doing
no come on, let me see, come on
I want you to get your clips in
let me see how we're doing
hey, that's so cute
no, I'm too heavy
the floor is slippery
I know it's gonna be like yours
I didn't know what to see
selfie
Silky!
Silky?
Silky daddy!
He's gonna hear that.
Alright, well...
No.
I'm sorry, Jason, do you want to start your next segment?
No, no, no, don't worry about it.
I wanted to say...
Yeah, Silky!
Silky?
Alright, so basically when he defends up, that means fuck off.
but we're gonna wait out here and so you can go do your show yeah yeah we'll
just take it wait hey guys and it's like wait no we're standing
I need to play out I'm gonna wheelie all the way out cuz I just want kind of
really don't forget you should play hide and seek no bro no no I would be
That's okay.
I love you, too.
Oh, thank you.
Can I ask anybody?
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, peace out, man.
Nice to see you.
Thanks for your day.
Have a good night.
Wait, what the fuck?
No!
Oh, my God!
Oh my god!
So good bro, so good bro.
You take a beer.
You don't even got me up and talking like that.
Oh shit!
I like good!
You believe it.
Probably popped the bedwarrer's outfit.
No in your teeth.
Oh my god!
Your teeth.
Oh.
Probably had something.
Oh my god!
It was because you picked them up.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
And because we rushed them out.
Can I bring this up?
You mugged him because he said they were going to get you.
Oh my god.
He's dead.
It was because you picked them up.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
And because we rushed them out.
Can I bring this up?
You mugged him because he said they were going to get you.
Oh my god.
I bring this up, you mock me because he says nigga.
And I respect him.
Wow.
Who said nigga?
He said neither.
Neither, neither.
Ah!
Wait, why would you say blue?
You get it?
Stop trying to clip from me.
I'm talking about you.
What do you got?
Hey, just let nigga chill, all right?
Like, nigga chill, he got a tap and chill,
let nigga chill.
I don't know what he's talking about.
All right.
How's it going?
How's it going?
What, do you want to go to New York?
I was just in New City.
In New York?
Yeah.
I was holding him up.
I was holding him up.
I was holding him up, like where's daddy at?
Let's give him a grip.
Fuck this Pokémon!
What are you doing?
Just talking.
And now Jason's like you guys have to leave!
No!
What's the fuck up?
He normally does that all of the stuff.
No
No.
Dude, try it. It's not that bad.
Yo, you're trying to ruin his war, bro.
He's from New York.
Fuck, is he talking about?
Yo, he's dead packing.
Yo, this class, we just want you to get to your pants next year.
Oh, yeah.
That's the hardest thing.
There's a nerd window.
He's dead packing?
Wait, guys, listen to me.
What?
Ducks versus duck pack.
You lose a lot of money.
You lose a lot of money.
What's this?
Yo, Jason, come on.
He's not a good guy.
I see.
Love you, Jason.
He said, the fuck, he's wrong with you, man.
Are you sure you're not wrong?
No, we're just gonna have a round of building up.
No, I'm gonna see y'all, I'm gonna see y'all next time.
I'll see y'all boys next time, bro.
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm just gonna, you know.
I just gotta do something about it.
Are you serious?
I'm just gonna have to go over it and chill with the stuff.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you sure?
Are you good?
No, I'm just kidding.
No, you can kick it.
You want to come in the pool?
Why are you bringing the bottom of your butt in the pool?
No, you're dead, bro.
You're dead for me, bro.
You're dead for me, bro.
What's wrong?
Take it, take it, take it.
Take it, bro.
Alright, bro.
No, just leave!
I'm trying to sleep.
I want to say hi, I want to say hi to Bebsley.
Oh, yeah, you say hi.
Yeah, yeah, you say hi.
I'm going to say hi.
I'm going to say hi.
Dude, just go back.
I'm not about to see you all go all around.
So you're going to see us drive off?
Well, I just want to make sure you all drive off safe.
All right.
I'm sorry about that.
You got everything?
Yeah, I'm just gonna make sure.
I feel like it's empty bags and everything.
Yo, Otto! What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, never skip turn, though.
Like that.
Do you want to hear it?
Yeah, I can hear it.
Want to show the plate?
Auto, auto!
Come here, this way.
Alright.
Auto, auto!
Auto!
Don't show the plate.
Jason!
I don't know how to do that.
I didn't show her that.
Alright, alright.
Revit.
You want me to do it, now you do it.
He's got a force.
He's got a force.
He's got a force.
He's got a force.
He's got a force.
He's got a force.
He's got a force.
I love you guys, put two U's in the jack!
Love you guys, thank you guys for tuning in, Jason, thank you for having us.
Here's the thing, yeah, for coming through. Bye!
Bye YBZ!
Bye, Osco!
Okay.
Release all your doggy.
Fuck you.
Fuck outta here, bro.
Nah, close your fucking door.
Get the fuck outta here, man.
Get the fuck outta here!
What the fuck?!
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
No, we're gonna break it.
We're just gonna chill for a bit.
They just went to her backyard.
They just went to my...
They just went to my...
They went the wrong fucking way.
Hellcat in the pool?
Yo, how can I just win the pool?
I hear the engine. I see them. Is that them?
The fuck are y'all doing?
Oh, yo, look!
Hey, just this way!
Hey!
Yo!
What?
Yo!
What the fuck?!
Yo!
Haha, yeah!
Haha!
I didn't fall!
What the fuck are y'all doing? Get the fuck out of my crib!
The fuck out of my crib!
Yo!
How the fuck are you?
Yo!
Alright guys, we're actually...
Hey, so we can't kick it?
No, no, next time.
Hey, next time, actually.
Get home safe.
Remember, yeah.
They cover.
Face up.
Hey, I can't go that way because it's blocked.
So you have to just do it you.
We're good!
We're good!
I like throwing up already.
Throwing up some.
That was funny.
I'll be facing up, let's see if they exit, let's see if they exit, let's see if they
exit.
Yo boys man!
My ass!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You can't even go that way.
You can't even go that way.
You fucking idiots.
Alright, yeah, boys.
Right.
Be careful, be careful, be careful.
My BG, come on, come on.
Be careful.
Be sure you're in bed, Jasmin.
There they go.
And that's a call from the neighbors.
jeez fucking hell bro what is what a stream man what a what an eventful day
of a lot of bullshit oh fuck that was funny you know I know people got mixed
with, with, with, you know, Aldo, just Haskell, you know?
And then the day after, I don't even know what, what, what the fuck
it is, man, it's a bunch of sick time shit.
That was fun. That was fun.
But what I do, what I, what I do, what I trio up again,
that was, that was a lot, bro.
Was that a lot?
Yeah, it was a lot.
That was a lot, bro.
It was fun.
It was fun though.
Oh, fuck me.
Where's my horse keys though?
Hey, what was that?
What's up, Bet?
What you doing?
I'm probably about to react to something.
Yo, Mario, I think we're at 20.
What about you?
A hot dog?
I'll never say no to a chicken wing or a hot dog.
Uh-huh.
Who's that?
What's that one?
You got a hot dog, George?
No, I'm hungry.
Thank you for the 20!
I look along the way.
Oh shit, I forgot to have a door.
Hey, I'm back. Which is another day?
Another day?
Just another day on the grill.
Ah.
Damn.
Pretty good.
Wow.
How was your day?
What'd you do today?
Chillin' man.
Alright, a freakin' eventful day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How was your day?
What'd you try to do in practical jokers, but you're like too famous now or something?
I mean, I tried and there is just a lot of just, it is bullshit.
Bullshit everyone we did it back in the broad lawn days. That was peeking. Yo, bro
Nothing will ever replicate broad lawn
Because that was like when we're on the come-up so we weren't as known as we are now so we
Remember you just asked me you're like, can you be my cameraman? I want to grow IRL
Nobody it was just like around the house just running from setup literally literally and we didn't have inches
So we would go to split it the most was true. Yeah, what was came it came in like no you care about this in just
Did the engine swapping and then change the game good good times, bro. Good times
Man I was in basement. Yeah, it was peak
It's also just harder up here because these kids have really like zero social like
awareness and also and you guys just they all have five thousand other yeah and
their parents and their parents driving their parents are literally wearing
fucking bust down watches and chains and bracelets like what's that like this
What is that?
Bro, Auto, when he picked up the guitar, when he started just stroking that thing like genuinely.
That was peak.
Peak.
Oh, fuck.
What's next?
What's next?
I saw a UFO the other day.
It was insane. Me and Sookie.
Trying to act like you were surprised or something?
No, no, I said...
You said your parents are coming soon, so...
That's a bet.
All we pop away in this fucking UFO.
That's a bet.
That's a bet.
I went to this chicken...
We're doing the chicken-waiting segment right now, huh?
We're doing the chicken-waiting segment.
We got nothing better to do.
No, I mean else.
Yeah, we've got nothing better to do.
What are your plans for the 7-Nite, for the stream?
I already reacted. You heard the mail? The big mail? I don't know if you heard.
You know Reggie from the Colder Boys? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He left. Yeah, it's a big, it's like a huge thing.
Yeah, so you gotta come up with this. I gotta react to that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone's been wondering what your thoughts are.
Yeah, everyone's been wondering, you know, Jason, what are your thoughts on Reggie?
I don't know, because I haven't seen any of the videos.
I'm just gonna react to that Lacey said tell Pepsi I said w rig
Lacey said W rig
Crazy we did a golf video. It's like that's the one thing. He's supposed to be good at your loss
Oh, that's why he's saying W rig. Yeah, Lacey bro. You lost fair and square in the core video. Nothing was rigged
I was living there
You can't win them all bro
Nice job bringing the video. Lacey in my chat crying classic Lacey
El spoiler bro, can we get an L Lacey for the spoilers well, bro?
I think we're gonna do like another world sourced Skittle video. Maybe you can win that one
Yeah, yeah
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, man.
Wow.
I watched the replay, Frisbee never hit the pole, don't care or argue with a wall.
I look at the group chat, I sent another camera angle that shows, you can hear the Frisbee
hit the pole.
He thinks it didn't hit it.
Watch.
He was the closest one to it and he didn't...
Yes! Oh my God!
Yes!
You guys, come here, come here, come here.
You can hear it go.
Literally lit?
Yeah.
It hit him.
He was quite...
Look at it, look at it.
Lacey's like the closest one to the pole.
And he didn't say a word in the moment because he heard it hit him.
Yeah.
Why didn't you react then if it didn't hit him?
That's right.
Lacey, it sounds like you're a little crybaby bitch.
Crybaby-ass bitch.
Yeah.
We tried to like rig it too a little bit and he was like,
We can't rig our videos and he made us play it legit, and then he lost it was crazy
And watch the video I said
No, I've seen the baby. We literally just watched it
Because we have like three angles so from one the angle that was in the video it doesn't look like it hit it
Even though it did hit it. Oh, they see you stop spoiling. Please bro
Please do now. They're not gonna watch the video
Jason go blonde not a jason we string if there's not one chat that says that
Well, I see you need to we need we need to stir up some pots bro. Can you leave Corgan? We got a mash clover
That was a bay, yeah.
He goes silver, nice.
I leave core, bro. Let's get a W. Let's get a W.
Now you gotta crash out on every core member.
Bro, do you know before I came here, like all the videos were rigged?
Like, Lacey would just rig them all for him to win.
Exactly.
I came here and I stopped rigging them and then he started losing.
Yeah, he started to climb here and I was jamming.
We were just like, bro, that's crybaby shit.
They tried to like pay me off and shit too.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
The Regi stuff is serious?
I genuinely haven't seen anything.
I just saw some shit.
Really?
It's pretty crazy.
What about the dog that they released on you?
Did you see that?
I didn't release it back on me.
That's what I knew.
That's what I knew was cat when you said that,
because I don't get to know it.
Fucks.
I'm going to turn it off.
Betsy and Russell said, last video, lose this hole on purpose so the video is longer
and is 2-2 and not only 3 holes.
Bro, show me footage of that happening.
Yeah, I don't know.
I've never heard of that.
That never happened.
That has never happened.
But they're going to start crying and shit.
They just literally crung making making lives up in the chat. That's like saying like genuine lies in the chat
It's crazy. It's literally insane. It might be drew type in low key. Yeah. Yeah
I'm not alive, bro. I'm Lacey K. All of a sudden
Honestly, Lacey, you're not allowed back in Calabasas
You step foot in this house your other ACOs
Ripped out of your I
I don't care bro, I'm exposing you
do the leaf core and then say that we faked everything and then say Jason's
greedy
say Ron's all he wants is fame, say Silky, all he wants is
chains and drugs and say adapts is
adapts is bro, is that, yeah, bro you gotta leave core
what you mean question bro? I'll answer it
I would just make it hypothetical, bro, because, you know, that seems to be the top.
Oh! Oh!
That was macro, drugs and chains.
I was just, bro, because I said I was greedy, and I said we're on one of the fame, and the next was what?
The drugs and the chains, bro, and an adapter.
I didn't think of anything for an adapter, because I ran out of the shit, so to say.
That's a lot of hot dogs and chicken wings.
Yeah, try one should we dig in or no?
Thank you, baby
I'm cool, but why do you go?
What is that, Mrs. Meady?
Uh, yeah, I mean, although we're gonna grab some beers.
Oh yeah.
I love it.
Yeah.
Wait, we have a meeting tonight.
Oh, fuck.
True.
Hey, how about this?
Smell this if I'm not wrong.
What's that?
That's pretty bad right there.
No, it's not.
Fuckin' dope.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
i don't know that's hard
thats like a army
where your mimp in at though
spit on your eyebrows
That's what he wasn't saying. You wasn't saying that officer, bro.
You're saying you're right and you're going to bring people on out.
You're yelling at dreams, but me saying that to you, I ain't never told you that again.
I never said that.
I ain't never said that, bud. He didn't call it up.
Oh, I see you. What?
I see you. What the fuck?
Keep going out of your hair, bro. What's up?
That's a good stuff.
And you've done that in a bad time.
Who doesn't look good? Take that shirt off.
No, you look great, Jerry.
Thank you, bro.
Bang!
Well, I gotta have something from here.
I gotta have something from here to make a new fucking key.
I've got my fucking key at that Jake Park concert.
No, you didn't.
I swear to God.
Bro, I was getting on over home, bro.
I fucked my fucking empty.
No way!
So you lost the key?
We even do it!
So apparently I gotta get a new key.
What? Is that how it works?
That's how it works with automatic locks.
Is there gonna be a new key?
That's insane.
I
Right by him a new car
Yo, I gotta pee bro, I bet
This is actually my first piss in the entire stream. I guess a lot. It's my second
And no, I can't lie, hold on, four in the morning I'm ready to eat, I know that I guess
they say hey, you see me, come and get a little butter pay with a hundred dollars
just for our Arizona tea, don't know about that shit, Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira, Ozami,
Mira, Mira, Mira, Ozami, Mira, hi, Luigi, hi, Mira, Mira, Mira, Ozami, Mira, Mira,
Diana there you go. Now you mix it around bro. Now you added different things. I like that bro
Suki bellow that one's out of left field, bro. Where the fuck that would come from yell bro. Can you get a low creative bro?
Come on, then come on, dude. Oh
We got kai chu Linda. Yeah, whatever whatever. Meegee W. Niggie. Okay, bad Selena. No
Not this guy
Not this guy. No, no use of chop bro. So chop
bro don't even compare him to a fucking human being. Tell chat any good behind-the-scenes
after the Jay Park concert? After the Jay Park concert? Oh, it was just good vibes.
What happened? Oh, we chill with the guy who made that teriyaki chicken. He was like,
yo, don't keep spreading love, bro. No, it was so much, they, oh, so much love from everyone.
The guy that made the teriyaki chicken? Yeah. He, uh, he mentioned he was friends with the
Fung bros is like dude. Oh, yeah, I'm not happy. You know so disappointed in the fun bros cuz I'm really cool with you
Well, I'm not gonna let all those fucking disgusting his swim trunks and underwear was is in there meeting
He was free bombing all fucking day. Yeah
It's so he's a cute guy. He's actually and there was pissing. It's where that wasn't flush
Disgusting know you know of a disgusting. That's actually like in the monster like ill that monster is yeah, but don't compare him to a human
That's not right. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, it's a rough 22 for him. Look it up address Selena YBG
Do you think I'm a saloon? Yeah, I think I'm a saloon David Seger actually I came on too late
I got home at like 2 a.m. Salina was already gone bro. That's fine. Shout out Salina though. I guess I guess she called me annoying
I think so kind of fuck her
I'm probably gonna kick it on the couch. So my fucking thing comes up
All until that way the way the guys come right here. Yeah, my car's fucking stuck here. What the fuck is this?
Can we fucking drive it out? Can I?
GG easy singer runs a furry only fans account. That's just not real
It's got to be fake right that's got to be that's got to be that's not him that's not him
That's not him
That's my twin watch out, bro
Yeah, no, this is like this is genuine fucking shit
out with Rio in the ravest with a walk off winner.
56 yards game.
What did we just watch?
Wow.
The Cowboys are going to.
Did he hit a fucking Sui, bro?
What the fuck?
How do I even cast that?
I mean I'm weak as fucking silly man
I'm about to.
What did we just watch?
Wow.
The Cowboys are going to have a little all season long.
How open they allowed that last play.
Oh my God, man.
It's in Brazil?
Wait, we're not all in attendance?
So let me get these straight.
No, no, no.
So you want to say bye?
Go ahead.
I did big brown I see you ladies do
Nice slop close up Reggie
I bet you no more
All right, let's start with the same, let's start with the timeline.
All right, bro, Steven just reacts, tread lightly, listen man, you need to be as
Steven gets as possible. He's having a mental breakdown on the camera.
Well, I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna see what he's going through. New drama, you know what that means.
Everybody get their popcorn everybody get in their seat everybody rub their hands together
Let's sit down
Yeah, why did you know no no no no no we not gas him not today not today. No no gases today, bro
All right, no, no, it's okay
Don't get it, bro
All right instantly bear
This is the start of vid the video is him already crying
The truth about the clover voice
Okay seems like he has
Comments the real reason why I left clover is because I felt left out and I felt like I didn't care about us no more
Which is okay, and I'm not mad
You did everything for us by the same time if you don't care about me no more
Let me go and be great. Why wasn't clover on any of the recent streams?
Why did why did you tell me that you was gonna do something for me that you didn't do?
I never asked car for a dollar. You know what I'm saying is and it's crazy that everybody's mad at me for telling truth
I'll continue to tell the truth
Well, Kai
It's not obligated to
Do anything, no
But let's watch the video let's watch let's watch show me
I don't get it, bro
What did I ever do so long to make us the negative for like
Why the fuck is the car keep making noise y'all all right, so I'm hearing at some neck
so
Okay, I'm hearing that he is doing shrooms is it true or false
Yes
Okay
So
Psychedelics I don't know I did shoes one time bro, and I'm not going I had a good experience
So but I also had like half a chocolate
Also a GTA and I heard that shrooms can rewire the way you think in your brain
So maybe this is this is what happened
shit annoying as hell like I said bro I don't know what I ever did so wrong for
niggas to feel like damn I don't deserve love for my bros and why the hell is
everybody acting like it's so crazy for me to want to be loved I know I'm a man
and I'm crying like a man and I love I love my people and I love heart and I
don't care I don't care wait is this not the first video chat
Oh, it's this one.
It's this one.
A wood in the woods.
Surely there is a clip of this.
I don't really want to watch the 15 minute video.
This one says six minutes, it's pretty good.
Just go Twitter, that's about.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
This one, huh?
This is the one, this is definitely the one.
I mean, look, look, make it outfit.
North face jacket.
Wait, nope, that's a different one, different one.
North face jacket, where's the North face jacket one?
Oh, thank you for your link.
I really be wanting what's best for the bros, any of my bros.
But I just hate when I know that one of my bros not reaching their full potential or even I hate when I know I'm not reaching my full potential.
I ain't even going sugarcoated though.
I feel like bro clover boys could be the biggest in the world
They just don't want it collectively as a group and I just can't I just can't sit here and just watch us
Be our own downfall adult
I step away from everything before I sit right here and watch my brothers
Just watch each other fail and then get on the online and act like everything good
I can't figure no more dog
I can't and I and it's getting to the point where it's like it's really eating me alive because I know that
I just can't sit right here and keep putting my career on hold to see if
Everybody want to listen to my plans and it's crazy because I don't know. I just think of it like
All I ever wanted broke was just for my brothers to listen to me
And I just feel like with the bros hold on quick boss about to check out the club boys channel
last video two months ago they don't post
it's just crazy because I love my booze a real life right but I just feel like
clover as a content group they just don't they just don't want it no more as much as they did in the
beginning and I feel like everybody equally played their own part in it and I feel like when I was
going through my swamp and I got out of it and everybody equally went through their own drama
and everything that happened I was there for everybody but I truly feel like the bros was
only there for me in certain times where they felt like a lot of people only be
there for you when they feel like it's gonna be beneficial to them later on
like okay I'm gonna hurry up and ask this person is they okay I don't really
care and I feel like some people don't think that you don't know the
difference well damn bro you're gonna cut off the clip bro I was not done
I'm watching.
Can't lie, bro.
That's faxed up.
Gonna keep it a buck though.
Didn't need to go online.
Definitely 1 million percent off, bro.
Don't know if he brought it to the group already, but.
Hey, hold it.
If anything happens to me.
Yo, bro.
Go to his YouTube.
I ain't even gonna sugarcoat it though over boys could be the biggest in the world
They just don't want it collectively as a group anybody got time stamp room
Rockin out to the end
But I'ma get a little deep on here on this one and I ain't gonna say nothing else about no
When does he get deep just take what I'm 1549
Understand what I be meaning for
I would by the water
Y'all said watch kilo clip Reggie has an emotional breakdown calling out Kai Smith and clover boys
He claims that constant his friends or before helping his family like his younger brother Khalil
Show me the chat
But wait, what happened?
It don't matter show me the chat, bro. I'm serious. It's a little to you. You're god
Little bit, bro. Listen, I care about you and I love you, bro
And I and I and I always fought hard for you, right? And I know like if I'm saying con
He the realest because he put niggas on but he always
He always put on his friends before he put on his family and you his fucking brother, right?
And and and for that nigga to act like he didn't see you for all them years, dog
That's it hurting you dog. I don't care no more. I don't care about none of this
And I'm gonna be real as hell and I'm gonna stop f**king it. I don't care.
And tell them you need to stop f**king caring. And tell them how it is.
Tell them the truth. Doesn't make me think it's f**king s**t.
Good hang up.
Emotions of shock.
I'll be muddied.
Thought he hung up, bro. I'm bugging.
Yo, you're muddied.
And when I see him, I'm gonna smack the shit out of him.
And you, I'm gonna beat your fucking ass if you-
Yo! I thought you were-
Nah, he's tripping. I ain't gonna lie.
What the fuck did he do?
Here you go!
Win him over, Vito!
Whoever played with your potential again,
you're gonna be biggest hit, and you know this.
And you better not cover that nigga,
play with you again, I don't give a fuck with it.
I didn't play with you you better fight and I don't care if you lose. I don't give a fuck
You better not let a nigga play with you again. Now I hang up this time because I love you
I'm back at crazy as hell over here on these shrooms and I swear to God the niggas are closed
I ain't gonna lie that's rough, bro
What can shrooms do to your brain?
Magic shrooms contain cellulose pigment, which your body converts to subalacillicin.
Disactive chemical alters how your brain processes information, communicates with the networks,
and handles serotonin.
What is ego death from shrooms?
Ego death from mushrooms is a temporary loss of your sense of self and personal identity,
where you feel completely connected to the universe.
Understood.
And this is affecting his brain
in a way that is making him completely crash.
Okay.
Next up, where am I going?
Next up, the truth about the Clover Boys.
Ego death can be positive.
Ego death can be positive, bro.
I heard that some people that have depression,
sometimes they take shrooms and then all of a sudden,
they're literally the happiest person in the world.
But, you know, this is why you don't do drugs, bro.
Why take that chance?
That shit can literally fuck up your life.
Don't ever do that.
Don't ever do drugs, Chad.
Unless you're fuckin', no, no, no, don't do drugs at all.
I brought it, okay, I'll occasionally smoke weed,
but like, man, like weed doesn't stop me.
I only do it at night, late night,
when I'm dead with everything, all right?
That's it, that's it, I'll never do anything else.
I don't even like alcohol.
Yo Mario, thank you for the 20 gifted.
I don't even do it every day, man.
You did shrooms?
Okay, I did shrooms one time, back in Arlington,
and it was like half of the chocolate.
And honestly, all it did to me was make me laugh a lot,
to be honest, I'm gonna be honest to you.
Bounties to see this no no he doesn't no he doesn't you went bad with getting geeked nah, nah, not me a bad, bro
I was just bro. I was just doing dumb shit. So gateway drug work. No, honestly, I did shrooms before I smoked weed
I'm a same right now
Yeah, I did shrooms before I did weed because back in my all of my all the friends are just pure pressure me to do
Like it was a chocolate
Yeah, but I haven't done shrimp since bro, and honestly it's I was so scared
That's why I was like half the chocolate and it didn't affect me that much
I like it was good go more agent call. Okay, I
Was 17
Like like I'm telling it. Yo, it's sticky man. You talk about you're never done with work. Yo, let me live my fucking life, bro
So, work is first, relationships is seconds, third is drugs.
Just kidding, just kidding.
I don't do drugs.
I actually hate drinking.
I shouldn't have said that.
But yeah, yeah, just don't do drugs.
Relationships counts with family.
family-equals relationship in my brain.
Die your head, a hair at warland.
Guys, I'm gonna get to reactive.
Agent had to step off stream as he was concerned
after Reggie called him and wasn't acting like himself.
I'm on bozo.
Sorry, I'm on stream right now.
You good?
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Can't hear agent.
There we go.
You are streamer first.
This is why I love you agent.
Great job.
Mike.
Right.
Close to the mic.
Tell you I love it.
Tell him I love everybody.
Tell him.
Tell him I want to keep.
Tell him when I come back.
I'm gonna take it over.
Tell him.
Okay, hold on.
I better back.
Give me a sec.
Yeah.
Pray for Reggie.
Pray for Reggie. He'll be he'll be okay, man. He'll be okay
He will be fine, man
I'm a bozo. Sorry. I'm on wait
Okay, well if you really happen very brave Reggie. Okay. W agent for stepping away
All right here we go let's let's get to react to you now we
So then this is next in the timeline the truth about Clover boys 19 hours ago
Rod clip, okay, so there's a rod clip
That's it I'm working all right look
I'm outside crying in the rain like a man is okay to cry, but I want y'all to know you too
I'm not faking and I'll never be faked the reason why all of this is coming about
Is because I felt left out and they purposely did it and the thing is too early
I bet that's a bet too early a timeline. I'm getting spoiled man. Yo stop linking me clips that are that's out the
timeline okay you know why my science smiling gonna keep the bug with y'all
bro cuff him I ate him all you want bro he's doing this hilarious like genuinely
this is just funny as shit he be told me I just be I just can't say that
he all you do is laugh this is the truth about the clover voice here we go
He's still a fucking monster.
I was gonna get it, bro.
I was gonna get it.
What did I ever do so long to make us, to make us feel like,
Why the fuck is the car keep making noise?
Shit annoying as hell.
Like I said, bro, I don't know what I ever did so long
for niggas to feel like, damn, I don't deserve love for my bros
and why the hell is everybody acting like,
it's so crazy for me to wanna be loved.
I know I'm a man and I'm crying like a man
and I love, I love my people and I love heart
of heart and I don't care I don't care I don't I swear to God I don't
and I mean is when I say this I want to keep every second of this video in this
I want every second every second of it because it's important is it for me that
people see every part of this process and they so what is majestic garden
sorry for the pause just wondering is this like a shroom shop or like what is
outside of a shoe store.
Drug store, cool.
Hey listen man, this is clearly a mental breakdown.
Cameraman, you got a lot came there.
You should not be recording this shit.
No, it's important to everybody know,
and everything that I ever went through in life,
I brought that on myself and I hold myself, I don't care.
I hold myself and care for anything.
Even when my actions cause other people to make bad decisions,
I still hold myself to them.
But I never respect when niggas ain't got my back
and I add niggas back.
I add niggas every time or anything.
And that shouldn't even be bad as hell.
Because I'm a real nigga and I don't even
want to be a real nigga.
I just want to be me, that's it.
It's okay, and I know it's okay, because I know God got me, but I'm mad, and I'm spread
a guy.
Everybody that ever played with me is gonna feel me, and I promise that, and I swear to
God, I know a lot of niggas, and niggas love that I'm serious as well.
And the next niggas play with me, and I'm gonna say the calm is when niggas can
take me more serious.
I put this on everybody and everything that I love the next person play with me
I'm gonna make an example out of them and when I say example
I mean that and I don't care when I say I don't care
The next person play with me you will be exempt. Yo
And this shit serious is here. So take me serious. And yeah, I know
I don't care. I don't
Seriously, and I'm happy that I gotta get a good impression. I got it. So everybody how I feel
And I'm gonna continue to live like this and I don't even want nobody to fake around me. Yeah, I don't care no more
Leave me alone. Don't call me if you ain't my real friend
Don't fake it with me up cuz I'm not playing and I'm a really end up doing something
But I'm seriously. I'm not trying to harm myself. I don't want to harm myself. I want to be on this earth
I just don't want to be around fake people. Do you understand it? That's simple
Hey, listen, let me tell y'all I
Love my people everybody that I know genuinely love me is my safe people
So anytime I'm going through something, call one of my safe people, you know what I'm saying?
I love my people.
But I'm crying because I'm emotional and I don't care.
I'm a grown man, but I understand my feelings.
And a lot of people don't. That's why they scared to cry.
I'm not scared no more. I'm not scared.
Ain't nothing wrong with crying, bro. Let it out.
I'm scared.
Damn.
But probably not for the cameras though.
I'm gays through this hill though.
What the-
I love you go dog.
I swear to god.
That shit real is hill.
I love you go dog.
Yo this is actually a little bad.
Bro.
It's like a roller coaster in a spray right now.
Whatever let me through.
I'm alone up here.
Where are we?
Who?
Who's recording this shit?
Who?
Who?
Who's behind the cameraman?
I mean, who's not the camera?
Get him a hug, bro.
Get him a hug, man.
Put the camera down, stop recording.
John?
Yo, if I start tweaking out, what the hell is he doing?
We are in Michigan.
It don't make no sense, bro.
He only been gone eight months.
And he ain't been a year.
He ain't been a year.
It ain't even a fucking year.
So, like, don't do that bro, don't do that to him, don't do that to me, don't do that to you, don't do that to you, bro.
I'm not a real business of this shit, like I see him, I talk to him, he ain't teaching talk to his n***a.
Ooh, I'm gonna just assume that's juice.
For a real spiritual in town is don't do that, bro.
P is not gonna stick to you for that.
You know you're not.
So don't even play like that.
If we don't stand on this shit, this what's going on, bro.
I love you, bro.
Thank you for being there for me.
All right, look, I'm outside crying in the rain like a man is okay to cry, but I want you to know you too. I'm not fake and I'll never
This was how Jason was with silky broke his chainsaw. Yo, they see
Bro, genuinely, 4.44 AM in Belgium.
Go to fucking sleep.
You got a flight in like four hours.
Go to fucking sleep.
4.44, make a wish.
4.44, make a wish.
I don't think that happens.
Don't take a wish out loud.
be think the reason why all of this is coming about is because I felt left out and the purpose
we did it and the thing is it's like the reason why I don't want to be around Kai or none of them
no more because when you in a group you can't never get bigger than the person who started the
group so at some point all groups got a breakup and that's okay bigger than the person who started
the group or none of them no more because when you in a group you can't never get bigger
than the person who started the group. So at some
Uh, not true.
Kassan that
What was KSI was was KSI before you left?
Not true.
I'm putting all groups gotta break up and that's okay.
I'm not on that bro.
I really want to help people and I feel like he helped me enough.
Now it's just time to get away.
I don't have no bad blood against him.
I don't I don't wish him no ill.
I hope he can get money.
I hope all the club words keep getting money, but let's just bring it all on the table
Ray is greedy and all he care about is money. He don't care about friendship
We're Kyle only care about fame in the next viral moment. He went against everything that cost stood for it
And still did what he wanted. He a savage though. I can't lie and he's very talented
Don't get around I'm not I'm not discrediting nobody's talent everybody tells it and I still think coffee put me on
So don't think I'm saying that but I let's be rude
That's why I don't associate with a woman. But um, what's the fuck?
Oh
She
I didn't oh the reason why close boys really not together dance a tall little always in competition and Punga lazy
You don't do nothing and
Ka never really wanted Toto to really be Clover Boy because he felt like Toto wasn't loyal and all the reason why I'm telling y'all this
Cuz it pertains to close a boy. This is not secret information
He's not a girl y'all already been saying it and it's crazy cuz Clover boys broke up in the internet played a big part
I want y'all to know that and it's crazy. Kai, how could you forgive Goose, but you won't forgive Dez
I don't even make sense though, and you and you shelf you try to put me on the shelf because you know
I got potential and then when I finally tanked it around and got good PR
You still didn't care and all y'all gonna say I'm crazy. Keep all that Thomas. Don't do anything
Hey, oh, yeah, if anything happened to me
Yeah, I know yeah, no investigate the fuck is you mean what happened to you, bro
You talking about the Klober boy is not like the second Malini and growth
What that mean, bro
Yeah, bro
Get ponga's lazy
So this confirms the death black ball
Geez a cuffing cuffing clip
Here we go. All right best in a more. All right. Look. I'm outside crying in the rain like a man
It's okay to cry, but I want you to know you too. I'm not fake
Yeah, and I'll never be fake the reason why all this is coming about is because I felt left out and they purposely did it and the thing
Yeah, I'm not laughing at him crying like I feel his pain
It's like the reason why I don't want to be around Kai or none of them no more
Oh, yeah, when you in a group you can't never get bigger than a person who started the group
So at some point all groups got a break up and that's okay
I'm not on that bro
I really want to help people and I feel like he helped me enough and that was just time to get away
I don't have no bad blood against him. I don't I don't wish him no ill
I hope he can get money on all the clothes keep getting money, but let's just bring it on the table
Right, this what happens when cotton is to pay rent
Fuck
It is greedy and all he cared about is money. He don't care about friendship
Ray is greedy and all he cared about is money. He don't care about friendship. We're Kyle only care about shit, right?
I don't fuck with these niggas
I think you're gonna be talking to his mother
I don't fuck with these niggas
We got a lamb chuck a super
I don't fuck with these niggas
Get your back
And all he care about his money he don't care about friendship working all I care about fame in the next viral moment
We went
God they got a brain as a fucking to think like dog
Honestly, they're going to win to go viral nigga. We're kind of give a shit
Let me go throwing away
Everything that cost her for oh shit and still did what he wanted. I can't lie and he's very talented
What that mean I need somebody like like go through the loops and shit like I need somebody like I
Need some to it. I need some Twitter negative
I'm just like tell me what like elaborate what he mean by this I need y'all put the clips together put the trains together like
Game stuff. I'm not I'm not discrediting nobody's telling everybody tells you and I still think
But I'll let's be rude you got to that's why I'm that's why I'm associated with a movie
Damn D-Man
Oh
You see Tala
Oh, that's the reason why clothes boys really not together dance and Tala always in competition and Punga
And
It can be two main characters. Yeah, I was trying to get it shine like you're trying to be the camera
There's gonna be an artist, but nature make him be a
Yeah, you cannot take him serious.
Yeah, you cannot take him serious.
I'm basically a hill, though.
I love you, dude, though.
I swear to God.
That shit really is hell.
You don't ever let me suck on my lord up here.
Really?
Give me a hug.
Don't leave.
I'm laughing at a flight I'm laughing at a flight
Registration for gives cover and wants to do a stream since constant effort gay Bruce
That's definitely a petty comment for sure.
Woo!
Oh man, shit.
Even with my egg, I was like, you must have got that constant.
Watch the next video.
Let's continue, y'all.
Let's continue.
Okay, next video.
Woo!
Jeez, club of boys.
Two months, two months, nine months ago.
Jeez, yeah.
Yeah.
Where are we at?
Where am I at, bro?
Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
There we go.
So so he dropped a music video is this relevant to the crash out no so this
This was just random as fuck.
Well, let me see if this shit good or not.
I'm gonna take him.
Hello?
Now introducing the reality benders.
GG.
Come on.
What do you mean?
What do you mean GG?
Come on.
Like GG easy?
Now introducing the reality benders.
GG.
Come on.
Come on.
Like GG easy?
Come on.
Now introducing the reality benders.
GG.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
C'mon.
I've been thinking about it for many times and they was trying to take it from me.
11 times I pray to God I was hoping that he hit me just like a sample there and
clear me, yeah I know they share me, I got me to have that okay, come on with me.
You can rap and after that I'm gonna have to stack it, I told Bo, I got this back there.
I'm gonna call this one back there, matter of fact, I don't remember back there.
Remember times when we ain't had that, I don't bother to be blown static, ah.
Let's go, back in the mood every time I ride on the road, I told Bo, come on, come on, we got you, bro.
I
cool has nothing to do with the crash there just quick little half-time break
I guess speaking life okay here we go I'm sorry for your last much this is
got to do anything with it or is this also filled up a half-time show as well
it was this no there's nothing nothing okay okay the truth about me and
everything port one so there okay I need it okay on a duck okay here we go
bro here we go lucky and here we go this is the bad one bro what do you
mean the bad one game how could it get any fucking worse what the fuck you
What do you mean, the battle ended, bro?
They would come.
I'm finna cut my phone off so nobody could call me,
cause now it's getting annoying.
It's getting annoying now.
So, I'ma just be real, and I'ma be completely honest.
I have to set myself free, and say the truth was set you free,
and I've been running from this for so long.
And I'm not scared no more, and I'ma be real as hell!
And if you don't listen to me, are you crazy?
Parents, please listen to me.
Anybody who care about me, please listen to him.
That's all I ever wanted.
And I'm not crazy because I'm sober now.
So this is me.
This the real me.
This the real Reggie.
This is me.
All right, all right.
It's not girl he funny.
It's not little Rodney, son.
None of that shit.
None of that.
This is me.
You move Rodney, son?
My brother, he took advantage of me.
James, man.
My skin, man.
James, fucking Mac.
I gotta see it.
James Mack, you know what you did.
You took advantage of me when I was young,
and you had me questioning myself my whole life.
You made me think I was gay.
My brother...
My brother tried to molest me, bro.
You made me think I was gay.
My brother tried to molest me, bro.
My brother tried to molest me bro
My brother
Touched me sexually nigga
And I know some people gonna laugh cuz that shit is crazy as hell
No, I says that's it. But everybody that's out here just like me. Just know you're not alone
And I had to get this I I had to get this demon off my back nigga and hell no I ain't gay
I'm straight as hell. I love women. I love black women. I love black queens
But I'm vulnerable as hell and I just need somebody and shout out to my mama
Cause when I told my momma I know she ain't no and it hurt me.
Holy fuck.
And this shit serious as hell.
And I swear to God.
Conn.
He long as hell.
Cause you know somebody took advantage of her con.
And that's why he acting like that and I'ma be truthful.
What?
Niggas.
And I'ma be real.
Bro, the kill man talking about damn, bro.
What the fuck?
I can like that and I'm gonna be truthful, niggas.
And I'm gonna be real.
Y'all need to tell him to speak up because Dan's already said it.
And if y'all act like y'all gonna ignore me again, it's gonna keep getting seriouser
and seriouser.
And I'm not gonna stop telling the truth.
It's just part one.
And I swear to God, I love everybody that love me and thank God for everything.
I'm different from y'all and I know this and I'm glad I got to get this off my back and if you just like me
I'm gonna speak up for us. So parents if your kid tells you that somebody
Is making them a ghost of a nigga you better listen and if you don't you crazy as hell
And I swear to God
I swear to God
I don't know I don't know, but this is insane. Yeah, this is this is this is like
I'm like, age saving.
This is like, fool.
I mean, this is crazy.
This is a fool mental breakdown.
Well, everything I love,
the only reason why my brother's been living on this earth
is because of my mom, nigga.
That's the only reason why I forgave that nigga.
And I swear to God that she's serious as hell.
And if you ain't been calling me,
don't call me now.
I don't care, I don't care about fame,
I don't care about money, none of that shit.
So stop playing with me like I like them,
because I'm not.
And they hurt me when y'all act like I'm going all the way
and I love my brothers.
I ain't never switch up with Craig, he ain't love me,
that's my dog.
And if y'all ever play with Rod, like he crazy,
he ain't go what he talking about.
And I love Rod because my boy ain't never switch up
with me, he always at my back.
And if you don't like me, I don't care,
Leave me alone and my only problem with God. He's just trying to keep me around him
But you don't even fuck me and that's my only problem. I never asked him for that
I never asked him for $1 and keep that video like that and tell him everything and part two coming tomorrow. Keep that
And if y'all act like y'all gonna ignore me again wrong detail
And this shit serious as hell, and I swear to God
Con
You wrong as hell cuz you know somebody took advantage of her car and that's why he acting like that and I'm gonna be
That's actually that's like crazy application
I just uh you read the YouTube comments what you two comments shit deeper than content
I mean the shit about his brother touching me like that is also like horrible.
I don't see anything there.
Damn is deleted.
Is deleted?
What was it?
He commented something?
He's around here, though that lets his emotions out and says he doesn't give a fuck about Reggie
it all that he's saying Kai was going to sue. Oh shit. Oh shit. Reggie from reveals
God's trying to manipulate and change my cameraman's mind. He's also going to sue me. I don't care. Please get this message out
What would he sue for?
Probably the fact that Reggie's saying that kind of new definition here, like, oh, we
fuck her.
This is like insane.
full total lex is emotions out and says he doesn't give a fuck about Reggie and
all that he's saying he also drags Karakai he's getting to be a citric and
Reggie has a lot because Reggie has a lot of Rekai secrets
I
Had so fucking stupid the red bro
Yo
This guy so scared the karate bro. Why?
What the number right now, bro?
Yo, don't the number right now, bro
Have you still read it?
No, I think so, because right now you have a secret for Raqqai.
This is Raqqai till now, Raqqai don't speak it because
Raqqai have so much secrets for Raqqai, Raqqai so fucking scared.
Yo!
You feel me?
Holy instigator!
I told you!
I don't shut up! I talk, bro!
Fuck it! You guys talk bullshit, fuck what?
Yo! You don't give a fuck!
Hey, sometimes bro, when there's not the right time to talk.
I don't give a fuck.
He talk to bullshit, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
I speak with fuck.
I speak.
I don't have a skin, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
I can't lie.
Don't tell a W-miss, bro.
Don't tell a W-miss, but Rikaz is probably trying to just, you know, let shit play out first
before saying something, I'll probably,
he's just trying to,
you know, he's probably being told
she's gonna be on the scene
and went to the same one after that.
Are you stupid?
How am I going to start?
What are you talking about?
What are you all talking about?
What are you all talking about?
Both of us have good intentions,
but we're kind of,
obviously he doesn't want to talk on the situation
because it's a real mental breakdown that's happening right now.
Are y'all fucking retarded?
Oh, God.
Rakhize Kiranen showed him Reggie's recent video revealing that he was taking advantage
of his kid causing Rakhize to be completely, to completely shift as he mutated his tree
to process everything.
He got to watch your cowboys get the ass whooped lock
So he took me to Cowboys Flu at the Brazil got their ass whipping in the air on a flight back to Dallas right now
Yo guys
So you fuck you
so 10 18k so fake caption nice girl
don't that Instagram story brah scene link up with no no that was crazy
I
Sign your sign sign
Well, this is you talk to them give a fuck
Fuck.
You're winning, everything is wonderful,
but the moment you see yourself losing panic sets in
and you start looking for faults where there aren't any.
Your brain starts sending signals that make no sense,
yet when you're winning the game,
you either cry or complain.
Life is full of ups and downs
and no one else is to blame for your own failures.
Yo, he wrote this shit?
Or is this Google translate?
Yo, is this?
We are the only ones to blame for our own failures.
life is beautiful and short so make it something worth wonderful and don't blame
anyone else for your own failures.
Ass? Don't dumb.
So is he basically saying that Reggie started panicking because he saw he's
told a senior that he started losing himself and now he's going online and
having this manic episode?
If something bothers you, speak up.
Nobody is Scooby-Doo here to solve mysteries.
If your relationship is hurting, you have to talk.
If a friend did something you didn't like, discuss it with them.
If you don't like someone, distance yourself.
You are your own person.
You only suffer if you choose to.
No one holds a gun in your hand and forces you to make your choices.
all piece of love pigeon holding a pistol I mean that's facts bro a lot of the
things that happens behind the scenes the core guys bro like obviously bro
people butt heads all the time bro and this is not even awesome content shit
back in Arlington before I started screaming I was bro everybody butt
heads with their friends you know me talking out like grown man be mature
about it talking about if you feel the way go your friend be like uh what you're doing is not cool
see it through
if they're really your friend that is
yeah bro this dude yo I'm subbing on me
And little love beats me
Low low low halftime show, okay quick flex cool. All right
Yeah, we see the girls bro. We see him. It's hard
That's a bet bro. Yo, it's getting a little long though. You can end the video game
All right cool yo what the hi, hi, bro. Nick and about eggs and a more junior cool
Nice nice and repose with the fans nice
All right
W name more
Jesus
You leave them with name are damn bro. What the fuck? Holy shit
That's actually pretty far.
Receiver!
Both of them don't know shit about the NFL, bro.
You just have a fun, bro.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Whistling.
Guys, it's fucking war. It's here.
Who's in the millions of you?
What?
You sleep?
You don't sleep?
Why? Why?
Why did he read that?
Yo, bro, there's probably a lot for my car. I'm not a lover
some serious shit yeah
crazy I'm killed but all I want to say is
you know oh god oh god man
oh god bro
why the fuck is he bald
is he going through school is he live right now
I don't know what he's going to do bro
I hope you go through bro.
Okay.
What?
Crazy I'm killed bro.
All I want to say is, you know, I don't know what to do bro.
I hope you go through bro.
Let me try the suffrage.
Crazy I'm killed bro.
All I want to say is, you know, I don't know what to do bro.
I hope you go through bro.
But what I want to say is, you know, I don't know what he's going through, bro.
You know, whatever he goes through, I just hope he goes through, bro.
I mean, bro, yeah, basically what he's trying to say is whatever Reggie's going through,
hopefully he gets through what he's going through.
Okay.
And y'all know me, bro.
I know me, Chad RQG, love y'all boys, you know, and they, bro, we all sticking
together, bro.
bro we can this is crazy I don't know what he's gonna do you know whatever you
gonna do I just hope it goes through my egg bonus I was like you must got that
constant that text now we like now we are like Reggie this is where I told you
was beefing I was like be green with another side but when you get that nobody
put you no more get dark veggie shake your dog over here it's just for this
not for the week veggie now everybody can be backbone now everybody can
be like aha now you feel my pain veggie I want to cry just like you every night
He got laced
I never I never respect
He did pick up a dance and that uh that rap this
Absolutely, I absolutely decimated that
Yeah
He did take that role he took it like he took it to Chen like gangsta. He did I could box from I
about for Reggie now that's crazy I'm mad I be for him bro like I'm seeing it
now like he really just another like me it's like I saw beefing with so many
gangsta gangsta gangsta gangsta don't get too far it don't you gotta be fake
gotta be behind the scenes like you gotta be like
Yo, Reggie, we folding, we kick, don't see that same bank rule coming in, go back to Twitch, don't see that same bank rule coming in, eat, Reggie, I see it for myself, like we gotta chop it up, just call me, I'm right here, just call me, I'm a neighbor now, just call me, like I'm a neighbor, let's get a crib together, let's wallow, let's turn to the sky.
Oh my god, he's trying to recruit Reggie.
He's mad!
I swear to god, I'm mad as hell.
But it's okay.
I'm mad as hell.
I'm mad as hell.
I'm mad as hell.
Ray reacts to Reggie's name.
Oh, okay.
Let's see what Ray says.
So apparently Ray is greedy and all he cares about is money.
So you only care about money huh?
Shag me.
You caught me.
Yo what they about Ray is he'll always play into whatever, whatever allegation he got.
Not allegation that's the wrong word but like whatever like you know his news got
lit.
I can come now you mean hey you're greedy fucking all you want is money
look like I want money yeah I want money that's how that one
you call me a you call me boy fuck yeah I'm Asian bro Asian Asian inside a
a Jew, bro.
No!
The fuck!
It's not!
Chill the fuck out with that shit, right?
No the fuck is not.
Don't speak for all of us, dude.
So you only care about money, huh?
JTJ, yo, no, bro.
Bro, if I was Jewish, I would not
buy that mom an iPhone 18 Pro Max the other day.
What are y'all talking about, man?
What are y'all talking about, bro?
Woof, fucking hell, geez!
Go free, David.
No, I'm not watching this.
I already seen this in off-screen.
Yeah, I'm not watching this.
I already seen it off-screen, bro.
Yo!
Yo!
Reggie just crashed up on someone who just committed his Instagram DMs.
oh god bro no but you start replying to the fans that's how you know it's it's like you're
going out bad man
me i'm way richer than you you a bitch ah everybody think i'm crazy how i'm crazy if
i'm texting this random ass nigga right now for playing with me shut your bitch ass up get
Get your money up, Broke!
Yo, what the fuck?
What did the fan say?
Oh.
What do you even say he didn't leave the message?
Random ass nigga right now for playing with me.
Shut your bitch's ass up.
Get your money up, Broke.
Ah-ha, I'm in Alaska.
Wait, Richard, I'm with you.
Old Tom, you talk the shit in his room.
Bro, three videos, one middle finger picture.
And the nigga got way more money than you and I'm an Alaskan you've never been here
Broke eat, haha, nigga thought I lost my mind
How I lost my mind, if I'm rea-
Flexi, he flexed in Alaska
Man, we just talking about how you don't give a fuck about money
Go to throw the IG again
I think you like it
What the fuck are y'all talking about man?
Kill y'all salad man
I
Flex it Alaska like it's Turks a cake goes
Bro
If you mean did he talk live no don't die
What do you think I think him right now? He's probably like dude fuck
This shit probably a headache for him man
You're good, you're fucking smell, you're so good, people's sad, you're bad, people's
happy bro.
Hold on bro, I need to replay the video and lock in and try to understand what you're
saying.
Can I hurt sad and mad and bad?
You feel me?
People, you're good, you fucking smell.
You, oh my gosh, you so good, people's.
Oh, basically what he said on his IG story,
when everything is good and up, oh, oh.
Everything's great, content's good, views are up.
Smile, everything's good.
No, people's sad.
You're bad, people's happy, bro.
You know, you're so fucking sad you, oh my god.
I lost him, I lost him.
Can somebody translate what Foto's trying to say here?
I heard a stag and then.
People so fucking happy.
You so fucking happy, people so fucking sad.
You know, don't drop the D's, bro.
People's legs D's.
You know, don't drop the D's, bro.
People's legs D's.
D's?
Don't drop de-de-deez. Deez? Droppin' this? This! Droppin' this! Cause he's dissing all
the clover. He's droppin' disses. You feel me? You so fuckin' bad? Yaaah! People so
fuckin' now. People's legs deez. You so fuckin' happy? People so fuckin' bad? You
know you're listening to me? You feel me? I'm tryin'- I don't- I'm- I'm dead
trying to fill you right now around let me one more read what people's
went to these you so fucking happy people so fucking bad you know you listen to
me you feel me
don't drop a cheese bro loyal to your friends you know don't drop this be
loyal to your friends basically what he's okay that's what I got out of
that got it got it got it got it got it got it okay I'm related I'm related
unrelated
I
Just show yourself going the back of the plane my nigga
Yeah, come on, bro
You're getting cost less in the front of the plane
You still doing this yellow it's time you got
He's listening to young suit, bro, so kappa holly blew up clover blew up OSES
Which you mean OSES bro? What does this mean? What does it mean?
This or your shit is stacked for years to come facts. I ain't go, bro wait wait wait what the fuck you mean just OSDS
What does that mean, bro?
What does that mean?
Fuck it above average go ahead a Buddha, bro
I mean facts, bro. We got Oregon year locked in pretty much forever. I was like
Start swimming
I
Know the cover
Real life on locking in what we
He talked about me a red. So I just came from Alaska
I wanted to lock in on what we talked about it became a big thing and he text me like no, bro
Go live and say that shit like say say that shit. So I'm like
like say what he like let them niggas know what you were having when you came down react
to the content like bro lock in so I'm like alright say no more so first thing I want
to say is one he not crazy one I was down there I'm gonna be a real nigga I'm gonna let
niggas know he's not crazy game he took this break to really lock in and just be like
alright this shaming shit is becoming too much for my brain so I'm gonna take a break
That was the point of the break.
I'm not gonna say it's new to me
cause me and bro had a conversation,
but I thought we had a conversation
and he was gonna keep it in,
but he called me, he like, bro,
I feel like niggas keep playing with us.
He said, I feel like niggas keep playing with me.
Certain shit not right and I'm not cool with it.
I still wanna stream.
I still wanna do content,
but there's a lot of shit I wanna get off my chest
after being down here for 30 days.
That's what he told me.
I'm gonna tell you what I think it is
cause a lot of people think he's late.
I'm telling you, he chillin'.
Like he and uh, he and uh, y'all gonna see my blog, my blog dropping tomorrow.
He in the cabin, big ass cabin in Alaska, driving around.
The constant out of it was Rod the cameraman.
I'm gonna tell you what I really think it is, but I don't think he's least.
He's not least.
You know what he's talking about and what he's saying is his truth.
A lot of niggas got to realize sometimes other niggas truths hit other
niggas and other niggas BT like what?
So that's just his-
Nah, bro.
Bro, you should know what Reggie's doing.
Just crashing down on everybody online,
bringing it online to the internet.
That's not the move, especially if he's like,
all the way there, like, you're saying he is.
Bro, all this shit, if he really felt like
Ray was greedy, a fuckin' money hungry,
a Jew, Asian, go to Ray.
Yo, bro.
Not gonna lie, I look at you as a brother, but
why do you care about money so much? It's more like the money, you know what I mean?
It's simple. You value the relationship.
Don't you bother to talk to him off camera, bro?
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Okay.
New share, bro! Why are you telling me to get a new share, bro?
You have to understand-
This is- This is fake.
This is fake. I did not get- Bro, Kai isn't fucking Iceland, dude.
She got 464k views.
I don't know why I'm like, it's so, it's so, it's like Twitter, it's like there.
This is my last day at Mimma Puppy place.
Yeah, guys.
So I died, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
The state of shrivy is in the gutter kick retards drop my farming, etc authenticity and simplicity is going to take over you
No more reality TV bullshit. Did you link your own tweet?
The state of shrivy right now. I ain't lying. Yeah, it is it is
Well, there's always been drama so honestly the drama farming thing
There's always a thing is always been a thing from fucking ex-Qc to miss cave
To they're like what's happening now?
You know I'm saying always been a thing bro
To me though, I've always said this, yo, the burger, thank you for the 20 gifted, my car
for the five gifted, you gonna get out gifted by, by burger?
Listen, to everybody being like, bro, you drama foreman, hey, I'm gonna keep it bugged.
I've told y'all this million times over, I love drama, that's not mine.
And I will probably always react to drama, that doesn't involve me.
especially with YBG.
When is the other way?
Yo, when is the other way?
I take it to the chin, do I not?
Bro, and everybody be like, oh my God, oh my God.
You will for me to choose the other way bro. I take it how that I do take it to the chain
How
How bro
DMCA. Oh God, bro. The only thing that I try to get removed is when people slander my name
and say the fake shit about me. I don't give a fuck about people farming like me and a
burger or me and fucking all that other shit. I don't give a fuck about that. But it's
something that's like genuine fake and just like like when when when I was in
London and that whole shit was going on with that one Twitter page like that
was insane that was genuine like slander you know what I mean
But the DMC is super I genuinely oh god I don't I don't even know how to do it
I'm going to report this account here.
Oh my god, the address.
Oh my god, the address is back.
I will be tuning in.
We love it.
That's the post on IG story of him with A&P after Reggie called him out for being fake.
Fake?
Oh my god, I thought this was real.
I actually thought this was real.
fake oh my god this is real I actually got this real oh my god no way oh my god
Oh
Oh, she already opened a story. It's real. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I thought it was really
I already watched it, but I'm crying. Oh god. I'm crying old jobs
I
Could quick outfit the daylight
You want me is that fake reacts
Really honest and do y'all be an IG story and walking on every single IG story
Like I just tap tap tap tap tap
Cool. Sure. I go quick
You want like the whole thing
You did your outfit at the beginning start itching your butt
What'd you say? What'd you say?
You feel so intimate
So my sweater is from Hanes
Vintage, super cute
Damn!
No, this is not cool.
That's not cool.
Woo!
Fucking hell.
Who playing that?
I don't know why this always happened to Kai.
Kai gave me everything that I expected more.
I mean, bro.
I mean, that's facts, man.
That's facts, bro.
Mario gave you on a platform, and it was up to you all to go even crazier.
And if it doesn't happen, you can't keep expecting it.
That was your entire life.
What Lola did, I think the Lola, the Lola shit was when she got rejected at the
He had the vet learning.
He had the vet.
And she got mad.
I gotta see it!
Oh no.
James, Matt, you know what you did.
You took advantage of me when I was young.
whole life you made me think I was gay my brother we're not we're not we're not
reacting to that no that's not the fact that I've seen that many comments in
here and I'm saying well I'm thinking this for to be some more no we're not
we're not we're not reacting we're not doing anything to that what the fuck
No, I'm not watching nothing.
No, no.
No, we're not, we're not shit and lying on that at all.
No.
What the fuck is going on, Tom?
Why are y'all saying L. Jason?
Because I reacted to it and I said that
what happened to him was fucked up.
I didn't make a joke out of his situation.
Hey, all that fucking shit, I hate y'all, oh God.
So other people who can react to it, but me, I react to it, then, oh bro, oh you such
Little
Day David a file
Oh, but what about flight? Yeah, what about flight? What about flight reacting with Joe chat chat flight reacting. Is it L flight?
Just fucking just fucking bots just
I'm getting rage baited and now it's my bait.
I
Take different 550
I've been more ready for 30 days, I think I'm Clover now, show this bitch your honey cake. I guess she going now
Throw back man, this is a night age well, maybe brawlers trying to join Clover now
And now, I want to sit back and relax and enjoy my-
Or you bitch!
All of a sudden, I hear this agitating, grating voice.
Are you serious?
Choice of audio, like, c'mon.
You know what you do to the values of me when I was younger you had me
Yeah that's real
Okay now see this shit just got
Yeah but he would be an uptail, he would be an uptail
Danza, Ty Lill always in competition
He's all go-go-go
He's a Mr. Dave bro, that's fire man
That's what he's firing bro
That's like fire man
I'll drive like that.
Here's my yearbook quote of Schema University, 2026.
Don't let your disability define you.
That's a dash, isn't it? Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
And shock the world.
Say that should've given me shock.
Say that should've given.
It's real.
Let me say that again.
Say that again, Tina.
Don't let your disability define you.
Gangsta!
Use it as your ability to achieve greatness and shock the world.
Fucking love and cheat shock!
Here is my... Here is...
Let me score!
Give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug.
Ow!
Give me a hug.
Yup.
Oh, yeah, that's it for me that's it for me
That's it for me
Stream tomorrow, so I just got word that I would be lack of all
Wait, let me call side your girl cooker. I don't know if we're doing that bodies can't shit
Yo Sayid, um, are we doing the body skin shit tomorrow, I mean, you still get up?
The form?
Did you send me the form?
Yeah.
Well you did?
Yeah.
No you didn't, I'm text, I don't say it.
I might have sent somebody an email about it.
You sent somebody email?
My email number.
Oh
You got a new number
Wait if I fill it out too late. Oh shit
Yeah, bro. You weren't in it.
You have enough time.
I'll give it.
All right. I'm going to say to you.
How long does your appointment time on there?
On the, where I said.
Dude, I've been texting your old number, but you've been responding to an old number. How?
Because I have my old number off for like a whole two weeks.
So it just kept on, what's it called, like my texting got there.
All right.
All right.
All right, what time is it? What time is it?
Appointment...oh, 248kM.
Oh, okay, bet. All right, bet.
Wait, how far is it gonna be?
But it's all me in the Santa Monica.
Wait.
Oh, my bad.
Wait a minute.
It's me, I think, that's right.
You can't share it because patients probably see.
Wait, so he's doing it way so adept and so if you're
doing it off-stream?
They're going to share that, like after.
I'm pretty sure they have.
That's what I'm talking to Silky about.
But he never got back to me about it.
So it's probably not happening.
I don't think he's spelled it out, but I can't tell if I mentioned it.
Ron streamed it? Yeah, but Ron did it with Zela.
Yeah, now it's Zela.
And isn't Santa Monica, like, an hour away from the Calabasas, or no?
Like, 40.
Oh, I'm probably gonna do that again.
Really, bros?
Bro!
Suck your eighth. Suck your eighth for the, you know...
Did I ask you to pay for mine?
Yeah
Okay, I'll pay him back
Wait
Fuck
He did ask
Yeah
He got a pay part and he already got the point
Damn well shit
I guess I'll go
But damn man
I, I, I
It's, it's going towards what's called significant attempts
What's called
Hey
I mean I can pay him
I'll pay him
I'll pay him
Oh, I mean I should go pay
What the fuck
So he didn't pay
Well, he did but
You know
So he didn't pay yet you paid.
How much was it?
It's like $56.
$56?
Yeah.
That's a bet.
Bro, why didn't you just go?
Right, I would drive.
It's just 40 minutes.
During the day though, it's gonna be an hour.
hour and hour drive it's 40 minute drive I mean I'll go if everybody else go I
mean I guess yeah watch should be I mean I don't know what time it comes but
Well, you can't stream it, so what's the point?
You know, to get your body fat and something like that, so you can bring it on stream and then be active.
Oh, he wanted to do it off stream and then boot up and be like, this is my body fat percentage.
Yes. Okay, what do you think that they were going to do?
I thought we were going to do what Ron did.
I mean, he wants to do that, but the ones that are near us, they're blunt all the way to home.
Like you basically have to wait for somebody to either not show up to their appointment just to get an appointment
Okay
Yeah
All right. Thank you. Say it I'll text you
Peace
Well, I'll probably just pay him back because I'm gonna boot up early tomorrow
I'm gonna boot up early tomorrow. I don't want to go body scan in Buddha at 4k 5 5 p.m
I
Do what I could do I could do I knew my craft tomorrow
Or
He can do anything but Friday so I can literally speed my Minecraft
You do that and then I'll be some iron ship
but probably some messed up shit.
GTRP, not a bad shot.
Loki can get a scan, get this scan tomorrow,
take the day off and we have a meeting,
I'm gonna go grab some beers tonight.
Yo, wait, what's the day off that I'm having?
Whoa, shh.
You can reschedule the meeting,
but if you want, you don't even have to do it tonight.
What is it, 27?
27, I don't know.
I mean, we do have a court shoot this week.
We should lowkey beat tonight.
All right, man.
Tomorrow, I'm not taking the day off.
I don't think I'll take the day off.
Sorry, y'all.
Ah
Yeah, money money
My day they're saying they're saying clover
Yo, it's good buddy you agree to I bet doesn't bet I'm not greedy bear not greedy
But I heard clover got a new spot open, bro
I think they might need you, gig.
Alright, alright, chat.
I'm out of here, bro.
I'll be loud and moll.
Just got word.
I can't show Bruno Mars concert, but hopefully maybe a little flick up with Bruno.
The stereotype's gonna be there, so I'll link up with him again.
That's gonna be in the 30th. That's why
Vlog
Raid the address or shoot before concert is fine
All right chat is the address are live
Addressors not even lie take top blog
I mean girl, I don't want to bro if I meet burnal
Is she in?
She's here?
Or she's still in Canada?
I don't think so.
And also, like, I think it's my ex too.
Bro, I thought she ran out of days out here.
What the heck?
Looks like more for me on them.
You know that?
Yeah.
You be.
Like the what?
Triple cheeseburger?
What type of streamer is this, man?
Bro, Rosetino is quicky, let's just say 7 hours or a drill.
W MacBook Shroom, bro, this video was literally 10 hours ago, see what 25 is doing.
What?
A lot of money on me.
Mike, before me.
Playing League of Legends.
Does he? No, he doesn't.
I'm pretty sure he did it.
I was on his bracelet.
I'm seeing this kid. I'm on for you, bro.
Yes, Valley.
He'd be in the chat too.
I'll give him a follow.
What's happening Jack?
You skipped me!
What the fuck did you just call me bro?
You're hypergamous as diddyfrog
Thanks bro
Yo thanks for the follow
You chopped
Bro I'm tired of this bro
Bro why?
Why do you keep on bullying me bro?
Like I get it already bro
I'm a raiden
I am a raiden Jack
I would have thought you would have gifted me something
I'm out of here. I'm tired. I'm out of lock-in and fucking do some push-ups
I'm out of here, bro. I'll be live tomorrow around like 12 1 2. I'll think it's something to do
Gracious today, man. Shot of house Calado. I
Know I know some of y'all
Um, yeah, bro, I can't even finish it.
I was gonna say, I know that there was some like, oh, Haskell, Haskell, coming on stream,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But to be honest, I enjoy the stream.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed it, been enjoying it, and if you didn't, then you probably
didn't watch it, bro.
And if you don't enjoy the stream, click off, come back the next stream.
You know what I'm saying?
I love young men to me. I had fun today and all all that was happening to me was I was getting over
Stimulated like shit all the one Haskell constant fucking
You know what I mean
It's a lot for my brain, but it was fun nonetheless. I
Love y'all. I'm out of here
I
Yeah, running out of options, put them up for a dodging