jasontheween
🔴DESKTOP TYPA DAY🔴DMING 100 BRANDS FOR PO CUZ I HAVE NOTHING IN MY PO BOX🔴LEARNING HOW TO MINECRAFT SPEEDRUN LATER🔴
09-28-2026 · 7h 45m
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So anyways, J.U. Wildlands, okay, and you've seen this, Kaijuri propaganda is so real.
Right here this guy last night, did anyone keep watching him?
I'm the Chad if y'all kept watching him. I fuck with him
You're watching Grinton you remind me of the um streamer was his name again, Jason
Marlin bros yo, yo Johan nobody looks at you like yo, you kind of look like no buddy Jake just do it
Jamer was his name again Marlin Jason
I've never I haven't got that's like the first one
Did she just put yours a kaijuri
dude
nah
Kaijuri
Kaijuri you're him there. I
You're the goat genuinely you're the goat
She our first Jason Lee clip that she pulled up was a kaijuri editor like
I've never I haven't got that's like the first time I've done that
VIP him he's not VIP
I'm bugging I'm bugging I'm bugging I'm bugging
He's Jason the room's so cute. Oh, so you got wait you guys think I'm cute. No like the T-Mobile version of Jason
Get the fuck on my face
Yeah
Yeah, no, bro's funny. I fuck with him
YBG and Jason in another universe. Oh
The fuck oh hell no
Oh hell why can't it be constant array? Oh, it's Josh. Why can't it be constant array?
Okay, you cuff him gang. Wow
Wouldn't this be ppm and Jason max not chop
up
Loki giving kind of rain to the honest LL actually take this down. I'm serious. Please can you take this down, dude?
Please delete delete wait, why does he want why does he wanted to delete? Why does he wanted to delete? Oh
Okay
Yugi and Jason
That's about right Loki
VP the wrong kind jury
Wait, oh
There we go. There we go. Slow ass typer. Yes, yes, yes. Not, not about shout stream
you can do. Sunny's in LA, not a bad shout, not a bad shout. Hey, but today I'm gonna
be, y'all see the title, I will be DMing 100 brands on it. Yo, QV David Five Gifted.
shake the big five man um as y'all know my P.O. box has usually actually nothing in it
man um you know what I mean so the last time I did a P.O. box I got a how to be a cut book
and a couple letters you know very appreciative but you know I can't really uh get a huge
Bro, yeah, yo, what the fuck I'm growing shit on my face you
Anyways, yeah, I got a goon with a spoon and Snoop Dogg cookbook shot
I tell y'all that you send me the Pio bro. I don't be getting shit in my Pio box, but
You know I wanted to take matters into my own hand hands and you know today
We are gonna be DMing a hundred brands
You know it with it with the help of y'all with the help of chat and hopefully
We can stack some shit in the P.O. and have a real P.O. box opening, okay?
Can we send anything? Yeah, you can send anything man. Send anything.
I know I'm not the only one who did this.
DA, send me anything. I'll take anything at this point, bro.
Louie to the PO box the other day I got two letters. I'm not having shit in my PO.
Come sock soon. I ain't gonna lie, bro. At this point, literally anything. Literally.
I would be grateful for a little like dried up. So I don't even care. Anything at this
This is the big wool case. I'm better be on stage when Corwin's best group love him in the big
He did it
Me and Ross suck
Me and Ross suck
Genuinely, bro. If Marlon was in this video, he would have cleared all of us
All right, I'm not watching all of this, but hey, shout out to Jury man. Yo, you're boosting my PR. Appreciate you
But you're slowly growing the female demographic a single-handedly
but
Y'all let me know what I need to add to my attributes. Okay hit chest and back today
I've been going to the gym bro. I'm feeling a little more ockier y'all. Let me know. Let me know blonde blonde and what else
male okay bro I'll cook something in your pio
yeahhhhhh
Emma! Emma!
I'll pray for time like teeth
Emma please run away
I need an S
I'll hang it up in my stream room
I'll do whatever bro
she ain't getting you shit
shit. Male. Me male.
Well, it's actually kind of funny, I think.
What?
That's what I mean. Like, yeah, he's clip farting, but honestly living in LA is fucking boring.
No one's making a joke of shit. I don't mind that he's making a joke.
I like it.
Hey!
Hey!
He's such a theater kid.
I did not give theater kid. I give joke. I give school bully.
How he even laughs like that's what I mean
Ain't nothing wrong with being a theater kid either
Like everybody's usually just like too prim and proper
Do a little giggled
Period
I'm a jester
Code name jester
No, but I can y'all stop
I'm a school bully
Someone's been a month since his last
Maybach Bunny, what guess y'all think he should have next
P.D. will be my first choice
Hey man, y'all let me know, yeah hey.
Hey chat, let me know who y'all want in the chat.
Let me know.
Ebra, man, that guy.
Is that you, Obito?
Don't ever compare me to this fucking crumb, bro.
Like this ugly monster.
Bro, I wanna get a discord call with this guy.
Bro, he's literally you.
I kinda wanna talk to him and see how his brain works.
He's live?
No, he's not.
Nah, bro.
He's a little ass kid, bro.
He probably got school.
He's just like me.
He probably got school, finished school,
and then hop on street.
He's 19?
Damn.
Damn.
Damn, it looks like a little kid, but I mean, bro, it's the Asian jeans, okay?
Male!
Ah, bro, I don't know who this clip-ball account is, but I can't- am I blocked?
Do they block me?
Bro!
You're sending me a fake video.
Male, male, male, yo, Chinese male.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, they, they, they kept kissing me yesterday.
If your name starts-
I did not block them.
It's with Jay, then your signature should make people jealous.
Jay is one of the most common initials, so your signature needs to be really unique to help you stand out.
One of my favorite ways to do this is by using this ultra-
Yeah, I don't fuck with my-
I'm just a strong kid at the beginning.
Oh, hold on.
I kinda like that, Jay.
Super simple with a single line
Hold on maybe maybe big J then TW
low-key fire
Could go like that
That shit ass bro because it looks like J plus W
That shit's trash!
Okay, what about the other J?
Ah, bro!
That's the ass. I'm gonna stick to mine.
I'm gonna stick to mine.
It's not Jew!
It's not Jew!
J say you better be careful
Lacey reposted normalize jerking off your friends
See, bro. I don't be doing that shit. No, that's not normal. Why would we normalize that the fuck is wrong with Twitter?
Like
All right any more mail y'all any more mail I
Don't know why he doesn't spam maybe I Mondays. Oh nice, bro
You've leaked your own tweet because it's over move from the calm. Hey listen
Let me tell you why I don't spam any idea
There's a reason because you give more of something it becomes less
You know exciting you know nature does that make sense gets played out. Yes
Appreciate the input though
If he goes to Shanghai for chance get a little reunion I wrote with product shanks. I mean, yo are they gonna be there I
Could go that's the theme but I
Couldn't make it to like the grand finals. I couldn't make it and
Let's see shanghai time zone
But the time zones are horrible horrible
Who gives a fuck I mean I literally could go but I wouldn't go to green and I would literally go
For like two days and what do you mean the hype days? I just don't I just don't know I
Just don't know
And most of y'all you are gonna be sleeping
Okay, bro, not really male, but
male
Hey recipe to that shirt bro that was a go to shirt why are you yellow okay yo is this
kaiju peel video this dead-ass kaiju peel video Jason the lean face cam fan cam in
in 2026 bro and y'all got the audacity he's low-key good-looking like yeah yeah
in another world I'm a k-pop star in another fucking world I'm telling y'all
y'all call me Chuck every day y'all projected y'all insecurities to me but
look at these eye contact hashtag wife that facts
Uh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Excuse me, sorry.
If Jason went on music artists route, he definitely will be a bigger artist.
I don't know why he stopped making music though.
Yo, seriously?
Nah, hell no. I'm ass.
Man, matter of fact, bro, I feel unmotivated.
I'm about to get it back in the studio.
I'm about to get it back in the studio.
Zero likes, bro.
Give it a shot, about four minutes.
Stay here, four minutes.
I'll be the first live fax.
Hi, I'm Lacey.
I'm 23 years old.
I've seen Lacey was on Netflix.
Welcome to the club.
I'm a live streamer.
It's gotta go, it's gotta go, it's gotta go,
that's me on Netflix!
Exactixer, Ex-Abbon!
I streamed my life.
WAC man.
Hey bro, at this point,
all of Core about to be on Netflix.
Hey, I need mail, I need mail.
Would it not be better to go to
a Lollip World's knockout stage in Grand Finals?
He could call us with cage room,
Sunny down to his Tyler wonder even JC says he just got into league
Y'all are saying son
League bro, believe it or not. I used to watch worlds back back in the day
And and a league was always shit. So then I stopped watching. Um, but when it went where is it? When is it? I
Mean, I don't who's going though. I would not go on so for this type of shit
It's in Texas.
Oh, I mean, that shit is better than fucking.
Oh, Allen, Texas. I know Allen, man.
That's sweet ass C.
New York City finals.
Um, how much is a ticket?
Swiss stage.
The Barclays Center?
A thousand two hundred?
Why?
No!
For League of Legends?
No, that's actually crazy.
Actually crazy I
Could maybe hit up right and go for free, but the thing is bro. I don't even know if it will make sense
I don't even know if it makes sense for me. What is it?
November 14th, I mean that's a minute away fakers gonna be there
Okay, if I'm make if I if I'm not gonna be faker. There's no way there's no way I mean faker
Fries, all right, let me check one in the chat if you want me to go tech to in the chat if you don't want me to go
I don't know bro. I'm working on my calendar
One it's hype I
Mean for a world's is always high bro League of Legends the biggest game in the world. No chat
What is this Instagram post T1 influencer and VIP guest invitation T1 is taking over Korea
town October 10 through 17 yo welcome to LA local fakers been with us a fake
like oh my god bro I'm gonna go to cake oh another excuse to go to K-Town bro
Holy shit
10 17, but I'm not a bookmark. This shit
If I give you we shout we shout out. Yeah check comments
What what there's really nothing I mean this is bro. This is even real game T1
T1 pop-up is taken over
Yeah, let me
I
Bet I'm there bro. I'm there. Should I should I just pull up? I
Mean brah I'm down. Maybe maybe I get a picture with faker. That'd be cool
There's gonna be a shit ton of tiktokers there wait why why go with sonny I mean bro honestly
Not a bad shout those your brothers. Can you chill?
There's only one question
Are you afraid?
I need a shot
What is this?
Lanterns
What's that fucking shit I said?
Bro, I got mad shit I got to watch.
We gotta kill it.
Yes, I don't like it.
You don't got a fucking willpower to watch that shit.
What's your fucking love?
What do you say?
Back to fuck up or you're gonna rape me.
Alright, alright, alright.
You know, back in from Joseph over there.
I do? I bet.
Yo bro, so when is your dog coming?
Not my dog, bro. I don't know.
Another duck? There was supposed to be a duck. So apparently it was supposed to be a duck from inside her news and then it was a pump fake.
Bro we should try and instigate the duck to come out. No we couldn't. No because today bro I'm on desktop all day I'm gonna instigate a new.
Yes bro, are you gonna catch a hat?
Mira's still working on it?
Mira would never make a doubt on me bro
I'm sure nothing's working with that
Bro, you know how she was at that concert?
She was from Canada, look at this on stage bro
Bro, I'm actually sad dude
Oh, we went through the whole crowd and I was asking her
Dude, the bro, I face-hombered other than it, and she didn't even pay me.
I know, bro, she hates you.
But, but I'm not blocked.
Okay, but she hates you, I'm blocked.
You're blocked?
I'm mega blocked, man.
I can't even look at her TikTok, I kept watching that when she was on top of cars,
over and over again, so that's why I'm not allowed to.
Oh my god, bro.
She blocked it?
No, she didn't.
I'm not upset.
What?
You're disgusting.
I was itchy, think of what you do when you ask itches.
You're disgusting.
You look the fuck in a-
Both of them took a portion of it!
This is fucking perfect!
Cough!
Cough!
It's only one question.
Are you-
Oh, I'm not watching your lanterns, I'm sorry.
Hot A!
Oh, uh, uh, a new doc coming!
What's your body on my scene?
Duh!
Eeeey!
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Yo, I'm not blocking
Bottom of this world!
They're violent?
Because, bro, they're recreating
the Santee Nat TikTok. Oh! Oh my goodness! Oh! Oh! Oh, this was a slick dig! Slick digs!
And like that too! And look at the comments! Okay, I gotta do what they say. But if you
look at the comments, Tazzie, Alex, bro, Ark use of over Tazzie, Santee's photo, Alex,
The Dark Avengers bro, this is the Dark Avengers
The Dark Avengers?
Bro, they trying to make a team, bro
Oh, hell
They making a team, bro
And this is
This is
This is the lineup, bro
Alex, Kaz, Kat, Nat
Yo
Alright, bro, what is there to do, bro?
Yo
This is gonna be OSS truest challenge, bro
What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dark Avengers?
We'll see if we come out of this in a while
Nah, bro, I ain't gonna lie, whatever, hey.
Yo, let them have fun, man, fuck it.
Let them have fun, bro.
They're not causing any trouble.
They're not causing any trouble.
Yo, so say, I'll dare you to join.
All right, all right, I promise, bro.
I just need to leave.
Why are you licking again?
So we need trip loading.
So on this Drake mentioned constant that he mentioned me in
Push-ups. Yeah, he mentioned me in push-ups like the start of all the beats that happened when I heard it
I was so surprised and my reaction was on stream and stuff like that
You know was funny and Drake was supposed to be at shimmy University
The first day his whole idea is what he wanted to throw a welcome party for all so you telling me I could have made
Drizzy drink all the students on campus
But then it wasn't able to happen because you know schedules conflicted and dates and stuff like that
But he did send a whole bunch of gifts and stuff like that. Let's go to the next
dude
Or the rice man could have made that ice man I
Would have faked it on my screen
From my screen from the amount of W's I type bro
I am imagining the W's that in the chat if he's right popped up all day when I should review
Dude dad would have been in the same
Look at me who she
bro what is this dude Lays Risen Turk Daisy
Kitten? I don't know what's going on
what am I watching?
the fact that I...
one of them needs to take initiative
all right bro what where do y'all want us to go where do y'all want us to go
Brazil, India.
I ain't gonna lie, India with dead ass head.
India with dead ass head.
I will take a 16 hour flight go to India with one.
Brazil, down for Brazil.
more hype India or Brazil? I ain't gonna lie. As if I'm trying to put myself in
y'all shoes I would dead-ass stay locked in for the India stuff we need to
trip. You got to check in with half your mods before you go to India bro. Bro why
do you just assume my mods are Indian? Remember bro Danish is my only Indian
What's the matter?
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Sorry
All right, last now, I'm going to go straight into it.
Can the unemployed tell me why Jason can't eat pineapple?
Because, yeah, bro, what are you...
All God's grab desktop and do a doctor's stream.
I'm not just bro...
What?
I'm wrong.
I didn't eat my nut.
What is wrong with y'all?
Today, we have the new 2027 V12 powered S680 Mybox.
one a night series fully blacked out on the outside all black on the inside as
well and an MSRP of 263,000 starting first on the outside I personally like the
design a lot I don't know why I say I already have a fucking made back
facelift and tons of exterior updates including on the front end with the
illuminated my box script oh she needed front grill a new headlight design
that's been polarizing personally I'm a fan of it on the s-class upgrade not
2027 though bro especially on the taillights which again let me look at the
interior of updates on it plenty of updates better the shit look exactly like
my oh wait hold on oh the dashboard is like it goes into inside as well most
notably the dash again very polarizing do you think it's better than wow look
it's a whole screen is like the entire fucking screen that's insane pretty
refresh you also have an updated center console data designed for the
doors and the Burmester 40 high-end surround sound system with subwoofers that go in the
front seats and speakers.
I already have the speakers.
The speakers are the same.
The headlamps are also finishing.
The speakers are the same.
The speakers are the same.
The grab handles and leather on just about every other surface on the interior including
the steering wheel, upper part of the dash, lower part of the dash, the center console,
the full door panel, the front seats, A pillar.
Trading your low shit for this, you know I already have a May bag.
The only difference is, is literally the drivers,
the iPad.
The only difference is the iPad.
2027, Maybach, Monday, new Maybach.
Dude, I'm not about to spend another,
like $100,000 more to get into iPad.
I'm sorry, I already have one.
Watch this before collabing with Ron.
Classic.
Classic, bro, classic, remember, remember this.
They funny as hell?
Bro, this shit had me crying, this clip had me so dead.
I genuinely thought they were indie cops.
Hey!
Yo!
The tank was soaked bro.
It was...
What the fuck!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yo, that is hilarious!
What the fuck are y'all doing? Get the fuck out of my crib. Get the fuck out of my crib.
Yo!
How the fuck?
Like, all of it was actually disgusting.
17 doors were hit, bro. I'm gonna get a group and go to, like, escape aid.
Horror escape room, horror escape room we did last year.
That'd be funny.
All those swim trunks are still in my bathroom, by the way.
I haven't touched it.
I don't know what to do with it.
All right, maybe I'll give it back to him as genuinely as
just sitting in there.
This is fucking nasty.
Male?
Show.
See, this is fucked up.
T1 male?
Aw.
ah
Bro, yeah, I'm not really real t1 fans. I was really a twitch head. I remember when t1 is was toxic as fuck
Running it down mid earlier legends. I was watching him on h1z1 with Greek god ex
Bro, and I remember his dog
What's his dog's name? It started with b
Started with b
Bandit that's his name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's basic ball knowledge. No, it's not
Well, that's not and now you know he's got a kid
Now he's got a kid
Hey, see you want everybody getting married see everybody get having kids makes me want to have a kid
like seriously like imagine a mini Jason the ween imagine two mini Jason the ween
one male variant one female variant dude that would literally be so crazy that
That'd be so beautiful.
That'd be so amazing.
He'd be the ultimate Riz King.
Take him out my chat, mods.
Mods, get him out my fucking chat.
Like, what are you typing?
Oh my gosh.
What up, Bet?
No.
I'm live.
What's on the agenda today?
What's on the agenda?
So I have nothing in my PL,
So I decided on it to take matters in my own hands and DM a hundred brands today and try to get shit in my P.O
Me and although
No, he's not all those not
Made me look make me look
Look, he got my damn ass.
Recreate this.
Thank you for the cat paws.
Meow.
Dude, Lacey was genuinely like a monster.
Thank you for the mic.
Thank you for the cat paws.
Monster thank you for the mini-speaker I did this too but
like you just look like a monster back then me I just look young I just look
Yeah, there's really a I just don't
I
I need a list of brains I should be in
We're gonna go on Instagram right now. I
Nothing my P. Oh, oh
The vet all right. I mean bro. We could do that week. I mean we could genuinely do that
Let's let's make a bit of a list here
Nothing Mepio let's fucking let's fucking do this
I'm the problem solve
All right, let's be realistic. Okay, we're definitely gonna have to shoot our shots today. Oh
Let's do this Nike
Nike VEV
Okay
Lego all right. Yeah, let's let's be more realistic
Let's be like a like apple apple back. Can we can we be realistic guys?
like
Ultra guys guys ultra is literally upstairs
It's doable Herman Miller actual good actual good
Uh, uh, jelly cats, tap cats, bird dog, what the fuck is a bird dog?
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, this is some moldy shit for sure.
in pants with comfortable built-in liner.
Bro, what are you... what are you be wearing, bro?
You know what? Let's just get this shit started, bro.
I'm gonna go straight into the vet. We gotta go to the vet, man.
Let me just make sure I don't leak DMs.
100 brands I need a maxed-out P.O
But VEF or is that?
Yeah
Follow first well, I'm not gonna follow every single brand. You know mean
What I would say be like hey mr. See that hello mr. See that
It's Mavette though?
Nah, you have facts.
I don't get why that's facts.
Hello, Mr. Sennett!
Hello, Mr. V-Vette.
Hello, Mr. V-Vette.
I would love...
You got a fright? I'm gonna just call me this.
I'm not PO Box right now.
I would love...
I see your vision in clothing.
You make everything you envision into life and that's why you're the GOAT.
I would love some PO. I would love, I would love to maybe receive any, any, any, any vivette.
Thank you.
Bang.
Bang!
Bang!
First one!
PR package, I care package, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bang!
First one done.
What's next, chat?
What's next?
Dude said Nike, bro.
Nike's enough, fuckin' with me.
Arba Arba
Arba Adidas sent me something before
They're gonna think your way, okay
291 million followers bro whoever runs this account. It's probably multiple people. It definitely doesn't check the yen's but fuck it. All right
Yo Nike, I know who's running this account, but y'all been, y'all been killing the game.
Y'all been killing it. I would love to receive a PR package.
I'm friends with Marlin.
There we go.
Now it's gotta be locked in.
Now it has to be locked in.
Woo!
Fuck yeah!
Alright, what's next?
What's next?
Skims?
Oh my god, bro low-key guess what I'm wearing right now chat
Need some cotton versus the
You know what I mean cuz I feel like the polyester made my balls sweat
Hell great you came to see my friend
Gay baby for Twitter, how's that gay girl? I was gonna show you all that I was wearing skims
Kim Kardashian's brand bet
But that that that
Yo
Yo Kim huge fan I
Remember when North went to me and we chopped it up
For a little at Coachella
She she she she was
She was cool
She was cool you raised an amazing child
Anyways would love a PR package from skimps. I love wearing y'all underwear
Also me and Kendall are neighbors
Thank you
Here we go here we go
Here we go
That's actually great messages
Let me know yeah email and ask for the 20 27 made back. Yeah, I
Brother. Yeah, they're just gonna send the fucking car into my P. Oh, like what do you need? What are you even saying?
Hi, hi, help me out bad dragon. What is bad dragon? This sounds like some Asian shit. What is bad dragon?
What types of toys and accessories?
Yo, you sick fuck!
The fuck is wrong with you?
Extra Emily toy?
Nah, bro.
Say now you're violent.
Now you're violent
Anyways, can we get next please anyways, why are you five years old and never seen a dildo, bro?
I act like you never see a dildo because I didn't know bad dragon
I thought honestly bad dragon was a clothing brand and then I click on it and it's like fucking I see a dragon like with a
Sweat emoji getting fucked in the ass
All right next next next
Saratoga
Hold on. This is actually I feel like this is doable
Who the fuck is this?
Let me just not click my search history just in case my search
Fuck oh
Barely changed it. So when I click it so when I click it, it's just it's just like this. Oh fuck. Oh fuck
Honestly, not that bad to be honest, not that bad to be honest, not that bad to be honest.
Anyway, so what was I doing?
It was not that bad.
Bro, what? There's no way I can't get a little Saratoga PR package.
Bro, y'all saying, bro, because Kaide posted on IG I was trying to peep the IG in the new IG flicks.
Cuz I see a Twitter sky day post on IG so I went to go check the IG post isn't it?
All right, yo
Saratoga
It's me I love drinking
Drinking it y'all's still let's bring the glass bottles
Y'all changed my life.
Would love to receive a PR package.
May.
Possibly a big crate for the courthouse.
would send you PR? You think so? You think you think you think
BAPE would yes? Really? Really? Really? I mean, I did have a
collab with him one time.
I
Yo, babe
the goat
Love y'all's brand of been been been rocking it since I was in high school
Never thought y'all y'all went out of style that price you put that
J-Pars right there? What the...
Would love to receive a PR package.
Also, I don't know if y'all knew this, but we did a collab like last year at the head
in the clouds.
It was a Jason Lean X Vape collab.
Anyways, here's my Pia.
Oh
Dm them for an exhaust. Oh wait, I think that's possible. I think it's possible
Not a bad shout.
Okay, here we go.
Link your YouTube and the DMs to show the motion.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay
Ron shit wasn't even free but I'm gonna be honest. I DM tech art the other day. I don't think Harvey. Oh carbon. Yes, no good idea
Did
I DM tech art and they never got back to me, so I'm pretty sure like I don't think car brands they really I don't think they need
this right exact exotic car specialist follow my swag though hey guys hey guys
just just got a new horse turbo s911 in the garage I really I really needed I
really needed a new car I mean new exhaust and was wondering if maybe we
We can work something out.
Let me know.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Dr. Squatch!
What is this, masked by Messi?
Is this an energy drink?
Oh, and by the way, just realize, quick update on the fine thing.
Maybe you can find it in a venue?
But I
Didn't know email at all so it was 1 million percent at bluff
It was actually a bluff
To for me to entry that's insane
You already told us that I already told you okay, so I'm just saying just can reconfirming because I would thought
But anyway, came in by now.
Masked by Messi, I didn't even know he had a,
what is this, this is like his prime?
This is definitely like a little energy drink.
We good off masks, bro, I mean, shit.
It's bankrupt, no?
They discontinued, are you serious?
Fuck, seriously?
Damn, nevermind.
Man.
WPBF
W Duke the Doug
Need this what is this what the world's most trusted what is this weed journalism? Is this weed?
With ribs line farms here to talk about blueberry caviar
This strain is kind of funny because I
bet I
I bet. I bet. I bet. Yo guys!
I'm becoming a leadhead because of my roommate and now I was wondering if we can work some sort
of collab and maybe i can receive some a care package smiley face
boom became an became an addict i'm not an addict i'm not an addict
God. Oh, fuck! Joe! Why'd I just link that? Fuck. I just flexed on them for no reason.
God they don't sell weed why not it's another thing they grow weed. Yeah
Now what in the world would I be DM it Olivia Rodrigo for bro, have I ever DMed it
I
Mean bro, did I do that on stream or I'm sure I definitely did not not on stream. I definitely did that on stream. I
Definitely on on stream. I don't know. Yeah, I would not be doing that. She's off
450 AM shut the fuck up that was not 450 AM
86
Y'all a six
You're not gonna lie. I fought with y'all the most out of the big shoe brands
Currently wearing them right now
Would love to receive a package if y'all are down long
Let me know there's my PL box
Every fucking girl, baby
My barrel, what do they do they listen to this four weeks ago
This OBS by Zack McCarthy weak ass name, bro
OBS bot.
Ooh, I have some actually.
I have some.
I'm down against some free shit.
Yo guys, my prod woz said to DM y'all just in case y'all had any new products you can
test on stream would love to work something out here's my PO love y'all
boom yeah try these beats by dre try something else man dm coach chaloo chaloo
bro I might be I'm gonna go on y'all's profiles
chrome hearts official yeah bro yeah yeah dude yeah yeah good idea yeah I'll
I'll fucking guess I fucking guess. Hey, bros with a shot though
Chrome hot suit I
Broke my roommate broke my chrome necklace. I was wondering if y'all
could provide a
New one
I
Know y'all rich as fuck cuz y'all have I'll be buying all y'all stop
But I
Thought it was worth a shot
Let's go
Jelly cat
See you Thursday see you out Thursday
Sure, yeah, sure
Hey
Jelly jelly jelly jelly cat I
Love plushies
All right, all right, let's keep let's keep it pushing let's keep it pushing y'all let's keep going
Free F1 tickets
Nood
Honor the gift. What is this fashion for the city from Russell, Westbrook?
What?
Russell Westbrook has a clothing bird?
Hey fuck it dude
Yo
Yo Westbrook, I'm so sad you retired man
I see you're going into new things like fashion and I and it's so inspiring
would love to receive a care package.
Let's go.
Uggs?
Ugg?
Let me, let me get some
Uggs please!
Gentle, you lost your glasses,
get them back oh my god yo gentle monster it's yours yours stores are pretty
cool I was wondering if I oh I lost my glasses way way back when and and I was
I was wondering if I could get a new pair.
Ha ha.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Can we get like some realistic brands
or maybe even smaller brands, like smaller brands?
Bro, what am I about to get from our old Wethu Makanya?
Hmm
Some bear bells, okay, this is actually okay. Yeah, honestly, this is good show. This is great shouts. This is great great shouts
Yo barbell, I think I've been eating
eating y'alls protein bars cuz I'm
Trying to get beefy
Was wondering if I can test some new flavors. I'll be the guinea pig
long
Here's my PO
Let's fuck it go man. Let's fuck it go man
Maybe I should DM like oh
Yo, I should be in creators for their brands as well
I bet oh, alright. Let me know. Let me know and we know who check
Let me know who
Let me know about our DMs, let me see those.
This is my first Russ recently, he sent me the bronze made back, I said holy bronze made
back nice yo Ron bro I'm I'm I need some new things in my PO I know you got
some ultra was wondering if I could get a an exclusive pair of clothes you hard
Here's my P.O. Box.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
There we go!
There we go!
Nice!
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
I gotta get pissed.
I mean, I gotta pee.
I gotta pee.
Bro, maybe he'll respond when I get back.
Let me pee real quick.
He he he!
I bet who next who's next who's next
Lacey for tap-cap
Oh shit
Yo Lacey my bro great job on the weight loss journey I'm trying to get new things in my
My P.O. was wondering if I could get an exclusive tap cap to my P.O.
Bang.
Nice. Let's go.
Who's next? Who's next?
Marlon?
I'm a little meat. Let me be a mom. I'm a
Well, bro, did you run you go in an hour ago? Okay. Okay. Okay
Seen to me see
Bro
Bro
Oh
This kid's weird now this is a weird uh
This is a fucking weird uh
My god, he's got dm. Yeah, we see check my messages
Yeah, bro, of course, I got you we actually have something big coming very soon of the in October
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Hey appreciate that
Appreciate that lazy. I appreciate that W fuckin man's
God, babe
Fuck you
I see Marlin getting me to get back to me
Damn bro, I did his tag his ass looking like a fan bro. He didn't even like my message bro. I should shoot myself
Yo yo Marmar
Seeing you scare that lion, that lion the other day, you did ask, are the king of the
jungles was wondering if I could get some exclusive mm3 skull cap merch to the
P.O.
Preach, Preach.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Adapter died, but, but, but.
Yo, Adap.
I know you're seeing this right now.
Congrats.
Congrats on selling out the first drop
You're doing you're doing your thing bro was wondering if I could get some exclusive
Drop for some exclusive clothes for the next drop
Here's my P.O. My bro
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Peep, what is this? Lobos tequila. What is this? What the fuck is this? Who's
bread is this? This is like a... What is this? Lebron's... Oh my god, follow
about King James? Speaking of LeBron bro. LeBron! I love Tequila. I love LeBron.
Send me some alcohol. Thanks, bro.
Check the ends anyway.
Music.
that ass? you feel real? get that e-mail draft going? are you feel real bro? are you
get ass? He might give you some time of day.
Yeah, I just got y'all a motherfucker you dude motherfucker you bitch
Real male
Or a pee be me a pee be me
Barbie, Barbie.
Everyone, everyone.
Everyone, everyone.
Yo!
Love ya so much.
I eat ya every day.
I would love any merch or drink or food
Here's my P.O. Or if y'all want a Jason and ween x-air one
Collab smoothie I'm down to
Let's fucking go man
Yo ladies, get a job.
Yo what the fuck is real?
Who typed this?
Who's worded this fucking account?
I can't even get P.O.
DM'ing them directly.
Adapt?
Yeah, bro.
Fucking adapt on the pro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
W.E.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
W Flock, fuck you.
Fuck you.
My god, man.
My god.
Stop.
Chow.
Kabucha?
What the fuck is this?
Chow Kabucha.
What is this?
Chowkaboocha. Bro, this version is very old, it's squeezy.
Squeezy, ay.
Bonjour, j'ai mapelle Jason the Queen.
Can I have a drink?
Yeah, I'll be one Bop a wolf lane. Is this uh, is this close? Is this Tyler the craters clothes or something?
Okay, okay, okay
All right, I
I bet huh, hold on. I got this I got this
Yo
Yo, I see met Tyler the crater one time. I don't know if I ever if I ever told you
I met him one time at his festival.
I did?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I forgot, but I'll be free.
Yo, Tyler!
A huge fan of your music, dog.
You have been killing it since forever.
Did he even know that you were since forever?
Let me get some clothes though.
Name five?
What do you mean name five?
Name five what? Name five what?
Name five songs?
I bet.
Bro, friends?
Bro, I don't know names, I'm gonna be keeping up.
I'm doing this in the title of the creator.
Yeah, let me get some clothes though, please.
Yo, bro, was this a fucking name song stream or if I can be I mean burry a stream get
off my dick.
Nico.
Yo.
I gotta chill out with the yo bro like what the fuck is wrong with myself.
Hey dude.
Mish, Mish, our collabs in London and in, in all that.
Nah, fuck his ass.
What's that?
I need sugar in my mouth.
Can I get some shades, please?
Here's my P.O. if you're down, I miss you.
Bro, why are you all question marking?
It's candy!
The fuck?
Ask her for free coach bags?
I guess she could just get me to get me coached.
A dad blocked me?
No he didn't.
The fuck, why would you lie, bro?
Good.
She does?
Wait, Ashley?
Don't even,
I don't even know the context of this shit,
but I about.
Yo, Sina
Yo, Sina
Her gear working with coach. I
Need a new bag get me right
Or else
There we fucking go there we go, baby
What is this this brand got you 100% all those shoes all the
Boston dynamics changing your idea of what bro if I get a robot in my fucking P.O. Box
You know crazy that would be
if I get a fucking dog robot in my P.O. that is so fire
hey yo clinker yo clinker let's work or if you're down send me send me a robot to
the P.O. Lala let's collab. How much is one of these robots by the way?
I feel bad for the robots when they fall down especially when there's a crowd of people
watching. Say one guy that says it's in the backflip.
At the same time we feel for the robots. $10,000.
My name is Mark DeLeo.
$10,000 robot.
Internet main?
Oh, this is Simon, right?
This is Simon, no?
Oh, this is Zerka.
This is Zerka.
Yo, Zerka, I don't know if you're going to see this,
But I'm down for more merch if you're down, Lollie.
See, yeah.
The Orocos?
Wait, is this a, what is this?
Coz Brown?
Ora, bro, what is this shit, man?
I'm not about to wear shit that says aura on it.
What is it, what is this?
Chris Brown.
Some proteins.
Yo, can we be more realistic?
And guys, you can send creators that have brands too.
Is this a little Uzi Berger sound?
Is that Minko?
What the fuck?
Ew.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, fake mink dude. What's his pose?
Baza
Wait, is this a clothing brand or what what even is this? I don't even
Music to your balls
Yo, this is actually kind of fire lucky. Ain't it kind? Yeah, me some new draws draw new
underwear was wondering if y'all would be down to send me some musical draws here's
Here's my P.O.
All up bracelet if y'all are down, of course.
Here we go.
Let's keep it, let's keep it pushing.
UK Creator.
Lonely world?
Lonely world?
Yo guys, guys.
This guy linked me NASA.
what the fuck would NASA send a Jason and Lee's P.O. box hmm cool water actually
not bad shouts why did I just type my name in
bro fuck wait what pops up when you type in cool
Fuckin' not us, Jesus, oh, not us, Jesus.
Cooler waters.
Is it this?
Cooler.
Damn, they got that cooler.
That's actually crazy.
I can't even message them, don't know.
Kati messes him hmm Richard Milley
bro why are y'all looking me with road yeah yeah Richard Milley's gonna send me
a watch to a P.O. you know what bro you got it you got it yeah you got a
she works out. You right. You right. It doesn't hurt to try.
A milli, a milli, a milli. Get it? Cause Richard Milley. On, on a, on a serious note though,
I
Opened a new PO box, and I was wondering if y'all could y'all could
Could could get me right
Watches are cool
Oh
bro what even is the point the White House what the fuck is the White House
gonna send me Lenny why did you send me Marlin huh why did you send me Marlin
100 these merch like brah I bet I bet fuck it hey fuck it hey fuck it day who
remembers this who remembers this story I'm available never mind
yo Ray I don't know if you're still with a hundred these but I just open
some new P.O. I don't know if you're down or not but I don't know if you wanted to
send me Mark 100 thieves merch or anything
appreciate you here's my P.O.
Wow, the next P.O. box open is Batabit Legendary.
I got a good feeling about this shit.
Let's go.
Instant reply?
This just says 6 million followers.
I'm not having no motion.
I
Bomb that I'm wearing it right now
Yo, it's thisy
I'm I'm wearing y'all's shirt right now
Let me be an ambassador
please if not that's cool if not that's cool, too
But I open a new P. L box. Let me know
All right, no more clothing brand. All right, send me some other things. I don't want more clothing brand. Unless it's like a creator's clothing brand.
Gang. What the fuck? Ask him. He's a creator. Yeah.
I
Bro what the fuck is what are they gonna send me? What are they gonna send me? I haven't been on this shit in fucking
Forever, I haven't went to see setting forever
They answer me each Friday
Get some Legos not a bad shot actually
Oh, maybe maybe some let me see any any no responses no no responses
Instagram Legos 13.9 million
Fucking motion these
Yo, let go my ego!
Just kidding.
Let go my ego, just kidding.
I just opened a new P.O. box.
I'm down to build up.
I'm down to build stuff.
If you're down to send stuff.
That's actually pretty far.
That's actually pretty far.
That's actually pretty good.
Pretty good DM.
Common Studios, what is this? Close Ryan Trahan?
What is this? Oh, this is candy.
I love candy. I love candy.
8 Harold A. C. Oh, this is key Henry shit, bro
Yeah
You sent me a hoodie one time that she did not fit me. I must have got a long size
I remember
I
Yo, woesh, bro. Woesh gay. I already got you dude
No, see woesh. I got you. I named you after you as well
What is this, the Vickstar's brand?
Yo Vick or whoever is running this account, it's getting sunny AF out here.
Not really cause it's getting cold.
Let me get a pair of sunglasses.
Woo!
Yep.
He gave me a pair already?
Yeah, I know, I need more though.
I just need, bro, what the fuck is Porsche going to do?
What is Porsche going to do?
Are they going to send me a fucking car?
Toy car.
Car was always the Porsche.
Wait, I've got an IGDM.
As you can see right here, it says IG.
Oh my God, I just need my wallpaper.
God I should kill myself for
How do we get nothing there?
Whatever whatever whatever
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I can show you what you want to see, and take you where you want to be
You could be my luck, even if the sky is falling down
I know that we'll be safe and sound
We'll save and sound
Anyways, yo mavericks, yo mavericks, appreciate, appreciate y'all for draftin' Cooper, but
But why the fuck did ya trade Luca?
For that you must send me some PR.
Here's my PR.
to get black ball from PR partnerships. Bro, what about, bro, is what I'm sending bad?
Now, what the fuck?
Can we be realistic, please?
Toby?
Toby Gizzle?
You know me, I know you.
Let's, let's, let's,
I'm down for some PL some PR packages if you're down to say
Miss you bro
Look at the group chat
What
I
Know why be jean come here girl
Yo
You see he used to do that?
Yes, I see that shit, bruh.
All right.
Who did it, bruh?
Bro, it was, he was on a segway.
Say he was on a segway, bro, and he was on control of that shit.
Bro, go, go ahead, bruh.
Is it worth it?
I don't know right now, bruh.
Where you at, the end of the room?
Yeah, it's right here, bro.
You really can't even tell.
Alright, let's go.
I
Don't have that car. Watch out bro. Watch out
It's literally not even noticeable
Yeah, bro, you fell for AI in 2026 you're actually a
Picture they sent me bro like what you got that magic John Dirk
It's a picture of Saeed on a fucking scooter.
Hashtag Vibeshtag to that.
The next picture.
It's a picture of the scooter on the ground in a big ass stuff.
You spilled that AI in 2026 for that yellow slide.
It's AI.
It's AI.
It's actually like that, bro.
I was literally on the plane.
I literally thought of this and started laughing to myself.
And I haven't read the book.
Get a job, bro.
Get a fucking job.
Actually, dude.
But like when my VG went in there, you're like...
You said you were bad as fuck.
Yeah, because what the fuck?
You get that so easily you fucking hothead
Who would know who else bro?
Yeah, what if it's an accident bro accident bro, it could still get mad
It's the silky situation all over again exactly I brought is I could get a noise to like all right you still mad about that
That shit was a week ago
Park better dog, what do you know how do you know how to hit that shit? Oh, it's like an idiot
I fucked you mean park better fucking parked in the middle of fucking nowhere
Maybe we have a fucking big big parking spot like what?
Who's wrong with you like y'all not doing anything today
Yeah
There you go, but
Fuck out for me
Fight I do it
You say it's gonna crash out the next time you say he's gonna crash out the next time
Well, you got tags on the fucking head. Oh shit. Oh
Shit. Oh
Shit, okay
They're running away bro, you got to get...
You're going to break a window.
Who was it?
Who fucking was it?
Who fucking was it?
I'm not a snitch, huh?
You're a big bitch, bro.
You're a big bitch.
Fuck this shit, bro.
I guess I was you get my
Fuck you, bro
I'm a bitch you're gay. You're good. Oh good. You're doing a laughing stock, bro
Anyone can fucking make fun of me. Oh, I broke your fucking neck. They're looking to make fun of me, bro
Whatever, uh, okay anymore. I'm gonna go back to my desktop. I good fucking boy, bro
Fuck this shit, bro. Fuck my life. Fuck you, too
Fuck everybody
Jesus Christ bro
I mean literally look at the kid bro
Like look at the poor kid
Don't fucking talk to me.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me like that.
Stop.
Okay.
I said stop.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Stop looking at me like a piece of me
What the fuck is wrong with you
The fuck is wrong with you give her fucking stop you ever fucking sell up to that shit back. Oh
We don't fuck these you just thought if you thought I'd do the wall
here.
We're going high rail bro come on we're going high rail bro we're going high rail
bro come here.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! They're too hard! Stop! Stop! Stop!
It's stop! I'm sorry.
Bitch!
Alright. I'm sorry. They're too hard. It's gonna hurt.
It's not that. It's not that.
Alright. I'm sorry. Jesus.
What the fuck you trying to kill me?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck me?
Get the fuck back here.
I'm gonna fucking run.
No.
Stop, stop, stop.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Uh oh! Uh oh!
That's all right.
That's it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my phone, bro.
Keep my phone. It's next to the door.
I'm out of breath.
You hate your employees?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up, bro!
Well, my cardio is so bad.
genuinely bro, I don't know what happened to my lungs
Literally
My lungs started to collapse
Huh, I don't smoke bro. I just have asthma I
Was dead-ass nerve since birth
I
I guess I have asthma you could literally hear when I breathe
As soon as the wrong starts you ready
This female fighter was so confident in her skills. Let me continue. She could easily take on the get this shit on my face
Hi, here we go nothing like PR come now
Honestly, I think raised brain is tough.
I think raised brain is actually hard as fuck.
Let me do you ever.
Now that I come now, can I have some PR please?
Much love.
Here's my new PO
Shirley Shirley fat boy Jamal bro, what is Jamal gonna send me?
They got you 100%
Jamarant double oh shared this with you. What is this broken planet? Alright no more clothes man. No more clothes
No more clothes chat
Alcohol, bro alcohol wait just lose Hamilton and fucking Kim Kardashian
Hey, I
Hmm
Here we go, here we go. Pine Park HQ
Now you think Smith and Wes are gonna send me a fucking Glock in the PO
I bet look he been needed been needed a new gun, huh? This could be cool. I bet
Yo, Smith and Wesson.
I just moved into this new Calabasas house
and was wondering if I could get a new gun to match the new house.
Here's my P.O.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Male?
The emergency was that my assistant told me that they took Mimi to the ER.
I saw this.
I was really confused because I had been streaming the whole time, right?
Apparently the cleaners opened the balcony.
I don't know why, because we don't usually clean the balcony.
And she went on the balcony and maybe they're trying to get her to come back.
I don't know what happened. I was here the whole time
And she jumped
Went to the cat jumps
I went into the room when I was waiting for the doctor and when the doctor came in
I could just tell by the look on the face. Sorry. I don't really know what else to say
It's right a little
I feel a little, a little in shock.
Also Chris is here, sorry.
W neighbor.
around me is Mimi. That was my baby. I just want to let you guys know since I left so abruptly.
All right, P.M.D.
All right, P.M.D.
Damn, man.
Damn.
Dumbass talk about call her what the fuck this wide-eyed gonna fuck gonna do
Okay. Yeah, I mean true, but you didn't have to you didn't have to
Okay
Bro stop stop stop send me this shit. All right. I'm not
Damn R.P. Mimi R.P. Let me check my hands. Maybe maybe you got someone new here
No, this is really me.
Bro, really?
Alright, let me hear what you want to let me know.
let me know please let me know let me know let me know you have a daughter
right okay somebody let's just say somebody kills your daughter and you
You can't get to them.
You have.
He got you for sure?
What does that look like, bro?
I seen you got married, man.
Bro, that asked everybody getting married.
Everybody.
Everybody getting married and shit.
Everybody having kids.
I
Ain't a lot of
That shit's clean he is fucked real facts
Now just get it. No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm gonna run up. Congrats. I was you be I hit him on the side
um that's just beautiful that's just amazing
please don't reproduce we don't need another
yo is that you dude? Valvage chronic designs exhaust systems
is this gonna give me an exhaust like are they gonna give me an exhaust
I think get the collab
Yo
But what do they get either just said me fucking noodles
Yes, I bet fuck you. Hey, hey, I'm down. You know, I'm down for noodles. What's wrong with that? Absolutely nothing
Yo, I love noodles so much.
I also love P.O.
I just opened a P.O. box.
If y'all send, I will eat everything.
Here's me.
This is good collabs.
Damn.
Bro, how many follow, bro, what's the most followed fast food restaurant?
Not McDonald's, huh?
Everybody knows McDonald's.
5.6 million.
Damn, bro.
Damn.
Definitely McDonald's.
They got the best.
The best what?
well no one's gonna send a piece of exhaust to my PO I've seen this yes I've
seen this go for her
Nutella, if you send me a Nutella into my P.O., I will rub it all over my body like that
one me here's my P up they got you Lockheed Martin bro wait my cousin works at
Lockheed Martin what is this some engineering shit well what the fuck
What would they send me?
This doesn't make sense.
Yeah, bro.
He builds missiles.
Some moms.
I mean, he's an engine.
He's like a computer scientist.
So I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
He just got the job there.
What would they...
What does he do?
He's a genius?
Yeah, no.
He's smart as fuck.
Weird that we were going the same career path actually, you know and there's a world where if I didn't start streaming
I'd be building rockets and shit
I guess
I'm being for real
You'd be homeless
Valkyrie texted me on the side is this hat that you hacked
They got you what the road why they defo got you
Xplr
More merch bro, bro bro
Feastables not gonna lie, bro. They be blowing my line
I just leaked yeah, yeah, they already got our idea. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, Jimmy
Shout Jimmy man, that's my dog. You know me. That's my dog
Charlie soap brand wait Charlie D'Amelio. Oh fuck. Oh
Moist critical Charlie
My god, I'm a little stinky boy. I
Am so dirty
Please I need a soap and deodorant for my stinky body
And we fucking go baby
You could get a deal under the table 100%
Bro, I'm about to get on your ass, daxin.sac
What would they do?
Did you just send me your high school?
What is this?
What?
I
Hey you gotta see this bro look at this she
I thought she wasn't trying to be in the internet anymore
Bro
He likes bro because
He was stumball this her deserve get back. He was so much better like a chicken
Well, well, they probably they probably bought it off the fact that
Yeah
bro and join me got something like everywhere
so yeah oh bro she probably had a drop of another tick to wait bro wait wait
to make it the adventure what the fuck going what was this a day ago bro wait
and then boom the next day is this a recruitment process in the next
Hours, hours, hours, she might get a little chitchat with, with, with, with, with, with who?
I don't fucking know.
Oh no.
Who knows though?
Who knows?
Really?
Does she make fury?
She might be.
She getting the, she getting the adventures?
She's getting into the, the CO.
She gonna post up with fucking.
Yeah.
Oh, she gonna post up with fucking Irene.
Yo wait, she's a Houston, right?
Yeah, she's a Houston.
So like she can honestly post up with anyone, bro.
Dead ass.
Yeah, literally you can't even wonder who knows, bro.
Yo, okay, okay. Yo, what's this shit?
You're too strong just so you can say the gift, bro.
Shit. Is that funny?
Yo, get up.
All right, back.
Is she gonna do it the same time when I read?
All right, back.
All right, back.
All right, back.
It doesn't even make sense.
It doesn't make sense because she's gonna do it.
It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
Is she gonna do it?
I didn't even say nothing, man.
I don't get it, what?
I didn't even say anything.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Hey, bro, you I was saying it's a bro
Why is there like a
fire emoji bro
Yeah, yeah
Fuck you fuck you
In between my face right here right here right here right here to actually to
I'm gonna catch it. I'm gonna catch it. I'm a throwback at you
Okay, I'm gonna put on my
Throwback at you girl. Okay weirdo get out of here
Anyways, where were we?
Bro, I don't know I mean, what, in what world?
Well, what I need, $1,700 earbuds.
What is this for? Is this like, real-life studio headset?
Is this is this like for some for gamers?
Clark and the debt bear they do got clark uh
They got clarinah or payment options. I'm gonna leave my credit card. Yeah
Can you look at me
I did it skims I did it skims Johnny Dane
Oh my god, holy shit, thank God for my face cam. Holy shit. Oh
My gosh, bro, holy shit
great placement wow ask for grills but I already asked for grills he said 20
bands 30 bands I'm like what is this is for you
I know you're weird as fuck you're actually weird you're actually weird as
fuck and my chamberlain um yeah bro I'm done against the coffee beans I bet I've
been on coffee yo yo chamberlain your chamberlain huge fan huge fan also been
up on some coffee shit on some on on a coffee bar lately would love to receive
Some beans
Jackson Wayne
Damn YBG
I said that, I said that, I said that, that's also a little bad, bro.
Alright.
What is this?
Non-alcoholic beer created by Tom Holland.
What?
I don't even know he ha- Tom Holland made this shit?
What the fuck?
I have, I am unable to drink alcohol because I get really bad and I'm allergic.
able to... I would love to receive a non-alcoholic beer created by you Tom. I
I would love to try Barrow Burlink. Here's my PPO box if you're down to
same thing. Let's fucking go, man. I guess, Tom, is seeing that. I'm gonna keep it a
bug with y'all. Celebrities are also human, which means on the days they don't
do anything, they go and live their life, they go check DMs, they see all the
comments, they see everything, okay? They have the same for you page as us, okay?
So, I think Tom's gonna deal him with me back.
Yo-yos?
What?
Offset has yo-yos?
Oh fuck!
I'm down!
Mo mo!
Yo offset, let me get a yo-yo to Fiji Aran with
Not even a rapper
I thought this is his shit
I already sent it, bro
guess I'm archive the fuck is ladies gonna send me man brother we don't do
these bro you keep a bug which hey hey we don't do these we don't do these we're
Good oppies.
Ooh!
What's a ninja's...
ninja's favorite drink?
What's up?
Yeah, what are y'all saying?
Yo, this chat.
What is this chat?
Alright, yes, thank you for the ruffles.
Seriously though,
can I get
can I get
a ninja to use
to blend up
my smoothies?
Please?
Yo, shut up, bro.
Alcaram.
Uh, I don't really know.
I don't really know if I'm aware of this.
Male?
Oh man, oh man, bro, something about this sound just tingles the back of my brain.
Anybody else?
This would hit that 19 what?
like Mike Raff. Son. Yo bro, I remember when they would literally send millions
of PR packages to the... What's going on, man? What's up, bro? What's going on? What are you doing?
Um, son of a-
Oh, lookit!
What's that on your monitor?
Think fast!
See what happens?
Anyways, you want some sweet tarts?
No.
Come on, bro.
They're from Emma, and she's not gonna send you shit in your PO box if you get this up again.
Are they- Okay, you speaking for Emma?
Like, she's her own-
Yeah, but-
She's her own personal-
She was really sad when you sent her live box of sweet tarts to the fucking moon.
I bet, yes sir.
Okay.
Not falling for the heads of the yellow. You want to go to the figurehead store?
It's good to say to be up, but he's not, so...
Bro, I...
It's ten minutes away.
It's because I scheduled Minecraft Speedway with Finebird at four,
and I already canceled him the last time.
You're pushing an hour. We'll be back.
You're pushing one hour.
Bro, I push it all day.
Well, he's gonna...
I bet if you push it one hour, he won't be mad.
We'll be back by five.
Uh...
Unless you really don't want it.
No, no, no. I'm down to go.
That's the thing is I'm a hoe if I go.
Well, just ask him if it's okay. It's not that...
I'm just gonna go.
So he said he didn't wake up?
No, he never fucking wakes up.
I'm just gonna come with Matt McGillie, but if you want to come, just ask him.
Yo, Fineberg.
God, I don't want to see him.
You came to him once?
I mean, last time, remember when the crash happened?
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, oh, bro, I'll see you in like two hours.
And then I was like, yeah, actually, it'll probably be another hour.
And then I was like, oh, bro, let's do another day.
And he was very understanding, very nice about it, but I don't just feel like that.
I mean, if it's too much, I'll just go with Beth and Gilly there.
So good.
Oh, I do want to go.
So good, bro.
I got a DM.
He did?
I got to die.
Yeah.
Is he really?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, he's a demon.
Bro, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, if he haven't played it, I don't want to like, fuck that up.
never hurts that ass bro but like you know me it's just like it's just like
it's just I'm just asshole I feel like I asked yeah I was the one asking you last
I can't I can't I can't but but I get a new attack on time figure yeah come on
Bro, bitch
Now yeah, you're an asshole, bro
I got you air pause when you ask bro, and you came to do me a favor and just get some my taco tight and figurines
Okay, if I see an ALT figurine, you want me to call you? No, okay?
Don't call me don't text me. Okay. I really wasn't I was hoping you didn't say yes
But you know
Because I'll do it
All right, well I'm gonna go bro just with that see you give it make sure you
We talk yeah
Why the fucking stingy bastard
Thank you.
I don't know.
Hey, it's hello.
They're good, man.
It's a lot.
Yeah.
I don't want it. I don't want too much.
There's too much.
They're just having a few bites.
These ones are special.
They have a mega-fuse of ayahuasca in them.
A what?
A huge dosa ayahuasca.
What's a ayahuasca?
It's a hallucinogenic.
All right.
I'm gonna see you in a little bit.
little bit I'm gonna grab A.L.T. for you. I'll send you a pic.
Alright, bro. Alright.
I'm already feeling it, man.
The fuck is the ayahuasca?
I
Streams ayahuasca
Heavy physical purging, intense visual hallucinations, and deep emotional changes?
So I'm very about to set world record right now.
Bro.
World record at 2 Hollis is crazy.
Oh my god, yo, he's moving bro!
All advanced man.
Wow.
So he's getting every achievement right now
I didn't say yo, he's locked the fuck in right now
Yo, how does one even process this much shit at this like he is going crazy
I taught him everything he knows
Yeah, whatever the fuck is happening in my ear right now is low key hidden off this ayahuasca
He's just got two achievements
He's the goat of Minecraft yeah, I heard
No, we're who the record of tool all this is crazy
He's a world record pace
So what's the world record what what time is he has to beat?
Two hours and five minutes so he's got to beat it right now
Oh my god, yeah, I see it.
Yo, this actual time is the bottom one and this is the world record one.
Wow.
Bro.
No.
Is that not what y'all?
Bro, Phantom's not dropping.
You dead ass retarded?
I can't ask that question anymore.
bro phantom is not dropping
you dead ass retarded i'm i can't ask that question anymore
bottom term is okay
oh shit don't die bro lock in
oh my god
Don't die. Oh, he's good. He's good
What is he even doing right now bro, he's got to go to the sift
Wow
He's the Marlin of Minecraft is that really a pain to see
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck did he just do he to go what do you just do
No one can ever replicate my monger.
I don't even know what I'm watching.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh he has a totem.
He has a totem.
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Bro, what?
Wait, you could swap difficulty?
Is that not Mickey?
I mean, bro, this is literally...
It's not Mickey.
It's for spotting. Oh, it's legal
This feels so Mickey bro
He makes it you're so cook you're never learning any of this shit. Okay, but he's trying to speedrun achievements
I'm just trying to speedrun Minecraft bro like beat the end of dragging win
Yeah, I think I could do that today.
Two feet like you.
Hey, wait, Jason.
What's up, bro?
You feeling that, man?
I don't know, yeah.
Can't you get water?
What?
I don't see it.
What did you just say?
Alright, bro.
Wait, what? What did you just say?
I don't know.
Oh
Well, I'm starting to feel this shit
damn mr. tie-high creme nice sophisticated young man linked me to
me something mini katana I bet
you have two days left to live what the fuck what the fuck what are you typing
Yo, bro, is Lucy DMing me right now?
Is Lucy DMing me right now, bro?
Bless you, bless you, bless you, bless you, get this trust.
What the fuck?
I
Damn number I think I'm done with the brands. All right. All right fine five more brands
All right, let's let's lock in for five more brands and then let's wrap it up bro
And then that's PO box open is gonna be cinema
Let's get five more brands in here
All right ready you said a hundred okay, okay, I said a hundred but but
young man
100 is overly a lot. Trust bro it would hit a fuck. What? What?
Parky Parky USA
Yeah.
Classic.
Yo, I'm trying to do the hockey challenge on screen if I could get some.
Next, four more, ruggedize.
Ooh, low key, some rugs will be cool.
Some rugs will actually fire.
Let me get a rug, please!
Please!
I got a DM, oh my god, I got a DM.
Oh my god, I got a DM!
Bro, Emma, you dead ass.
At this time we are not working on any one-off partnerships or gifting but thanks for thinking of us
We'll keep you in mind if this changes enough
bro, I
Can't even get a little coffee bean up
Emma let me give one at least I got a response
I I let me know
oh my god AI response is this even an AI response they got merch
what is this AI fucking two their faces mashed together shit bro they
interview Batman bro
What brand do they even have?
What the fuck?
Alright, anyways.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Custom rugs.
What is this?
Okay, cool. Yeah, custom rugs. Okay, we're with streamers. Okay. Okay seems to do a lot of OVO
Honestly, I'm down bro. Hey, bro fuck with your rugs would love to get a little rug for the
Which one should I do? What rug? I don't even know, man. Get a new chair? No, no, no.
This is just chairs to iconic. Love geeky Joe shared with me. Yeah, bro, you're overly
geeked and cool. Riot games. DM! What? Bro, he instantly DM'd me. He instantly got me
back. Would love to fly down and give it to you, bro. What the fuck? Did he send his
own leak? Hey bro, I'm down. Shit. I'm trying to get fucked. Alright, hooky. Maybe not.
Get your nails done
Like how does that do?
With wait, is this the fucking Duke Dennis male is nail lady?
Houston, Texas
Can I give you IP treatment when nails oh
V VIP I forgot he got V VIP never heard of that shit in my life
Crunchy rule
Bro, okay, they got me with a nice figurine last time I went to the demons later
Come here
Yep egg crunchy roll. I love y'all. I love I love y'all so much
Can I get a new a figurine?
I've I just finished up Vinman saga
That'd be pretty cool
All right, three more taught make coffee top of the morning coffee. Is this jacksepticeye
see it. Alright, let's keep pushing, bro. Oh God, best DM. But Ramoa is not giving
me a fucking suitcase. Yeah, Ramoa, I would love to maybe get a new suitcase if y'all
are down or maybe even a Ramoha X Jason collab suitcase that would go stupid
let me know here's my Pio just in case bro y'all think that was still out y'all
I think LeBron James buying that shit.
Best, you got two more.
Was this Rasta?
Rasta?
What is Rasta?
Was this close?
Cool, no more clothes, bro.
Bestie infinite get on B.
Big, what is this?
What, all of my Joe?
what fuel your brain bro bro drill BJ drinking this has got to be good right
gotta be ready
What is this minimum water followed by right now no
I'm thirsty
Followed by Ronaldo brothers and sink. Oh god you got this bro
Holy shit
76.7 million followers brother what are they gonna set what like what are they
gonna do for me what are they gonna do for me they might see my shit you
think so but yeah let me let me get some dogs let me get some dogs please
Or if you need another motto hit me up
Recreate Lacy clue but watch out DJI. Oh
Actually good shouts actually good shouts. This is possible here
Yo DJI
Yo DJI I recently
broke my mic mics was wondering if I could get a little PR package if y'all
are down let me know here's my Pio band in the US
Get it. Tell you just broke your DJ. I broke my DJ I Mavic 4 Pro. Nice. They got you bro.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, yeah I'm not going to lie, I already DMed them man, hey I already
DMed them, yep.
Alright, that's enough of that bro, W segment.
Let's see, I told Feinberg four, is it time?
Is he is he winning or no? Is he winning or no?
Fuck, that's a debris! That debris was unbelievable!
No, he lost? He missed it by two minutes?
I'm not sure if he missed that debris on an eight-minute split.
Oh my gosh, bro.
I didn't lose two minutes to dirt.
No, by one minute.
By one minute.
You're a nice try, bro
Terrible RG
It's okay Jason. I'm not the world record in this for like a record of five years
So it feels shitty, but it's fun. I came back like a week ago. So it's cool that I'm close
I
Shot over death homies man. He got the captions
And then we are not our ship was so far dude our ships were so far
Yeah, it could have been so much better. It was like three minutes
Wow, it's 30 minute fly fish kill, but I had channeling it. Ah, well 30 minutes. Yeah, whoa
Time is tough for 30 minutes. Yeah, let's fucking do this shit
Let's fucking do this shit
Alright, let's look through the
More DMs
what the fuck remind me of this dude yo bro they're dead-ass hard watching this
shit no I ain't gonna lie this is crazy dude I'll give it a like the
Just for vibes. Oh my god, they I just got IGDF
You have an design in mind
Chad which road should I give me I need a I need a new NMS rug
NMS logo would be pretty cool
I
Send him a pig
All right, just somebody type the email somebody type them up, please
Show dickwad. Yo, bitch. Oh
This one this one this one this one
How do I
Snipping to
Well, I had one that was super cool someone sent it to me
And they got ruined in the sub-ad-dum
This one's better, I feel like this one as a rug is way easier to make though
Well fuck you, fuck you, I mean, bro, hey, you just sent me this one, so.
He's a pro rug maker.
I bet.
Oh, typing, typing.
Bro, did he send his own link?
Dude, he responded mad quick.
quick dude he's made rugs for dinner everybody in this b-otch he said okay
Okay. W's. How big bro? Shit, how big? How big? Hey pause! Put a palm behind that! God damn!
You'll be like your father.
I
Yo
Yo! Wait, he did not wait! It's probably a measurement for a rug?
You always watching? Bro, I want like a rug like the Naruto one. That's that big. Like
like I'm on that size.
Bro!
You're a wild dude, man.
A little freak. Hey, a little freak?
Hold it up, perm. I got you.
By the way, this is not a real run.
It's so dirty.
This is so fucking nasty.
I don't know why I still have it.
When the NMS run comes bro, I'm deadass, I'm deadass, literally just gonna throw it away.
Look at it bro, you got all this shit on you.
You're like genuine shit.
You said you like Pokemon?
Pokemon is cool.
Yeah, I like anime too.
Name five Naruto characters, don't even do that.
I'm not even, what was wrong with you, bro?
One Piece, Attack on Titan.
Hey, he deadass Rizzing you?
Okay, not everything is fucking rigged fucking weirdo
Now shows yours
Yeah, welcome to YouTube, but look it also makes all my other videos do
Fucking idiot, bro
Like I don't know how much you make
He's like, look at these, cool.
I'm gonna get all the fucking money, dude.
He's leaking.
Wait, not a bot.
Oh my God, right there.
Ain't a lot there.
You two doing good?
I guess that's real.
Well, let me compare real quick.
Not gonna lie just, uh, well I'm not...
What the fuck? What do you mean not gonna lie just, uh...
No, how about no? How about no?
I mean, bro, can't complain man.
YouTube's been doing very good, man.
try to sing you hate them all you want bro my shit's doing pretty good
what the fuck is this
I
Bro, no, I don't know how this do awesome crazy ass
Tiktoks at UWC men bro. We mean Marlon or dead ass is doing shit
Bro, my shirt. I lost this shirt. I'm gonna say these like outfit. Oh
Oh my gosh
Okay, okay, let me send you some designs and we will let chat pick give me a bit things bro
Lost I mean I didn't lose it, but I gave it away. I gave it away. You're right. I did give it away
All right, we better do Minecraft speedrun chat in 20 minutes.
We got 20 minutes of link clicking.
Do this for Minecraft.
You're so fluffy and cute.
Hang on, my man.
That's a bet.
Today we are trying the most expensive food.
good times bro, good times
Good jobs.
Hey.
Damn, man.
Who was I singing about?
I bet I thought you remember.
Leaked?
I do not give a fuck about what others think of me.
I am going to make it.
And that's a fucking...
I do not give a fuck about what others think of me.
I am going to make it.
And that's a fucking...
I do not give a fuck about what others think of me.
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Oh, the side right. Classic moment. Jesus, bro. Anyways, LeBron on the Sixers, Tide
recent maxi vj vj edge coat and jailing brown lebron james joellen bead 35 win team
look at brahman, Fili on top no left lebron the goat I mean bro this is bald
the brawn bro he might go crazy this year I mean but he's bro he lays up
there Joanne Bede fragile Tyrese Maxie hit or miss edgecodes pretty good pretty
good role player
bro Tyrese I remember when I would do my parley's he would always always hit
I would bet on him, but you know, I guess I'm a casual, but he wouldn't hit like half
the time.
I mean Tyrese is nice for sure.
I think this team is uh winning a chip
Damn bro
Damn bro with broad anything is possible
I
Better get this shit out of my face man learn how to do this
I'm about to be awesome gamers in today chat
Just wait y'all I promise y'all I'm gonna get what what's the what's the world record for speedrun right now who has it
for streamers
five minute
four seven
Minecraft being in 28 seconds
This is fake like
fake fake bro fake set C fake this one what the mind my rain just a normal
living that's sitting well I don't even know what the fuck I guess you're
beauty this how did he know it's there what
hey
what yo he's fucking moving man
You will be like that one day
But I already see a future where I fucking just move like crazy in this game
I'm gonna be a speed runner chat
How is he already in the nether?
I said, Nedger!
Get out of there!
Okay, so...
But how does he know the gold is there, though?
But how?
memory it's always there
that's insane they'll say that's easy
you don't even know what the fuck y'all are looking at cuz I don't either
room this is common ball knowledge no no it's not this is not common ball
others I'm actually excited I'm getting inspired right now this is like watching
a montage bro you ever watched like before your basketball games watch like
nice but like ballers life highlights this is literally me right now except for
my crap
Don't even need more.
Bro, why?
Hey bro, sounds like Asian Jeff.
I'm just gonna use two of them.
Nah, just one.
Don't watch highlights. I created. Yeah, everybody ladies. Everybody pointing a laugh at stonk class
Take 30 seconds on a paper serum
Or a nice
You wish you were him
I'm gonna show you him, bro
I'm gonna show you him I really have the words best speed runner to guide me
Slightly better
But where's the ender purling bro
Nice he's got the blaze get the blaze get it get it get it. Ah
What is this method the fuck what the TNT okay
Increases cause when there's more space. Oh
So now he's going to go back I
get it
So he's gonna go back so the blazes to spawn
Why is he getting beds though?
Gold stuff
$5.00? Oh wow. Wow. Get the place. Nice. Oh he's moving. He's moving. He's moving.
Where you going? Where's he going? Does he have enough? Oh my god. Oh full box. What am I actually doing?
dude this this actually tastes this requires probably max a hundred percent
of your brainpower but how did he get so many obsidian
Oh the trade's okay.
What?
Bro!
Why?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
How?
How?
How
This is
What's he doing?
What is this tech?
Oh, oh, this is why he uses the beds.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
He did it.
That could have greats.
I don't know if you died, no?
Wow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What?
World record.
Wow.
World record.
Wow.
I was there.
I wasn't there, actually.
I wasn't there, but I-
I did so many misplaced this run.
I wasn't there, but-
I got no pearls.
This could have been so much better.
With pearls.
What?
617, a wear?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Oh yeah, I have Paceman off! That's right! Oh my god, I forgot that. Dude, I have Jingle
He choked at 6.17? 6.17?
What is it my god 615 616 717 oh my god oh my god I don't get it oh my god I don't get it I don't get it
I'm gonna get it.
No, no, no!
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna...
No, no, no, no!
He's
All right, that's not funny that's that's what oh my god, bro. Wait, what killed him here? What killed him here?
No
He licked it and they're red. No!
Wait! Where did he look?
Wait!
Bro, I don't know, he took his hands off his keyboard.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh it's chasing him as he really planned.
Oh my god.
oh my god oh when he entered at 550 I would have never made that mistake that's
That's a rocky mistake, bro.
Wow.
515, I would have never made that mistake in my life, bro.
So this would have been like the world record,
world record, right?
Wow.
After today, dude, I might become a legend today.
Me, DMM.
Male?
Oh my God, I'm so tired.
It's 5.50am.
I saw this stuff.
We're ready for Kaisen.
It has ice on the stream.
Let's get to work.
We're here.
We're ready to go.
Let's get our own gear.
We're ready to go.
We're ready to go.
We're ready to go.
We're ready to go.
We're ready to go.
Let's get our overhairs up.
Is this life after high school?
And we're live. Good morning Chad. I hope you guys had a great sleep. Who's ready for a lot of peace and nice sleep.
Hey, who's ready for a lapis in ice with bro hang a lot bro
This is life, bro, this is life after high school. I don't even go this is literally what she enjoys to do
Why do we why do we hate there's no point?
Ro's first he has kids
She woke up. She's got a long set bro y'all be doing the same shit y'all do the same bro
When I went to Japan with Sakura, y'all did the same shit on everything I love y'all did!
I don't got a kid though.
Alright, who put a term? Who put an alarm?
But I wasn't 30 with a kid.
No, we need another one, no.
Pray for the Clover Boys.
Pray, pray for the Clover Boys.
This is gonna be you?
Wrong, please, wrong, please, help me.
No, no it's not.
Hey, if I'm gonna say let me piss then I'll call you.
Let's go!
I'm getting hype!
I'M READY! I'M GOING TO BE THE WORLD'S BEST SPEED LIGER!
This is gonna be you?
Oh my god.
Bro, you just hit my mod, bro?
This is not gonna be me. Like, what? Get out of here.
This guy sent me my mod.
On my face, man.
Joe Bartoloz is playing League of Legends.
It's got click baited dude. What the hell?
FUD, bro. It's got click baited
Ah, be a bad guy on a piece
I
I
Find burger, how's it be? Oh, sorry
Hello, can you hear me? Yeah, what's up? What's up, dude?
What is good it's fiend rights fiend are fine. It's fine. It's not it's not like a song
Okay, it's because I heard your your sub note II
And it was yeah, I'll say it wrong a lot. I could it's like
Not intuitive
Anyway, I wanted to get right but listen today
You know I had to hit you up because I knew you were one of the best at speed running
Minecraft and I wanted to tap into my gaming route
And I wanted you to train me to be the world's best speedrunner I
Can do my best the best
You're my sensei I
Will get the job done
Okay, okay, so
Lead the way like how should we start when I need to go through the basis like my game knowledge?
I'll just get this off
Played on the Xbox 360
Growing up
Which is free build?
Not really too much game knowledge to be honest with you, but I have beat the game before
Okay, that's good. Um
Well, I guess my first question for you is
Are we trying to just go like as fast as possible because the most okay
Yes, as fast as possible. Okay. I'm not even trying to enjoy the game
I just want to I just want to run through the game. I want to beat 6 17
Um, that's not gonna happen, but we can we can get some more close. Okay. I bet
But yeah, okay, so we play on 1.16, which is from 2020 because it has like the best
okay, okay, I got this drop rates and like sort of
After one point sixteen point one day
Kind of completely nerf the Bastion and every version after that has just been like slower with the new changes they made so
Okay, okay
Yeah, if you
In your mind of launcher there should be a way to change the version. I don't know what launcher you're in
I think it's multi MC. Oh shit. I mean if you have all the MC. That's great
Yeah, yeah, I have all the mods apparently
Whoa, what's he tell my product?
He downloaded for me. So
Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, then surely we're just surely we're just set up. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're good, right?
Should I see sure like wait? Well, how's your day? How was your day?
It's good. Um, I some good feelings earlier could have been great
But I'm lucky washed so so it is what it is. Are you watching a little bit? I was but yeah
Now I took like a year long break from this one category and so I got back into it literally last week so
Today's run was pretty crazy unexpected, but happy to get it at least
Hey, I have to say the best of us. I heard you just lost the world record. You were that close. Yeah
Yeah, I was a minute too slow, but I'm out of the world record for like four years
So I would have been taking it for myself again. So it's not that bad we do
So if you could compare yourself to like a basketball player in my graph, are you like
the LeBron James of Minecraft or are you Jordy?
I mean you could say that.
I like MJ better than LeBron.
Really?
Yeah.
I
Got the current day there are people better than me
But I'm still there. Okay, but but but wait should I do rain for just one point sixteen point one?
Um, I mean ranked is better for practice, but the runs you have both. Well your prod guys say you're up. Yeah. Yeah, you got me right
Here let me
I'll screen share like I'm glad your shit's working. That's good. Let me
This should be work
Okay
You should be listening my mind crabby I can have audio
Yeah, so ranked is what I
Say the majority of the community like plays nowadays because it's just like direct competition like if you're
like the guy who choked the 617 has the world record right now it's a 639 and
so you're competing for a spot in the like leaderboard but it's not like a
1v1 like it's just you versus C or whatever in rank there's actually a
leaderboard and everyone has either know that I'm currently 11 not too bad
Could be better.
What are you wheeling around over there?
I got to pull up your screen.
You know like a whiteboard or something?
Green screen.
That's funny.
Okay, yeah, so people it's more fun playing ranked because you're playing on somebody else and also
The biggest part about getting a good time in a micro steering is how good the seat is like you can
You can be the best player, but like
99% of seeds just aren't playable if you spawn on a snow bottom
It's over if you're spawning a mace that's over if like you don't have everything you need right at spawn
like in the overworld and the nether and everything it's it's over so
um
Most people play ranked because it just gives you it just gives you a good seed
Um, like every seed that you play right because it'd be boring
If the seeds suck so all of these like these are like the times that kind of people get a ranked eight seven eight nine
Ten minutes and I played a completely random seed
I might not even get a 20 minute just because I might not have
Like the shed spawn, but he'll play a lot of ranks
um
Because they give you good seed. Uh, so ranked is more like practice. You can't put these ranked speed runs
on like the speedrun leaderboard online this is just rank thing is just a mod
it's like separate for everything so people actually trying to go for world
record you have to do it like completely randomly so right is like
let me so that's why the two things are kind of different so ideally I think
you'd want to get a time on the leaderboard so we would play just
completely ran so I just hope we get a good one so ranked is La Mickey
basically. In a way, I think ranked has made people way better at the game
because when every seed is good people have like improved faster and like when
there's direct competition it's easy to see like how someone's faster than you
because all the all the runs on the leaderboard are different seeds like
they're all random they're all different so you can watch them and play
but you don't you can't like directly learn but if you're playing like all
All these ranked seeds have replays, so you can compare all your splits and see where people
are faster or slower.
The community, they care about both in a way.
It just depends on who you ask.
There are definitely people who care about just fully random seeds more, and there are
definitely people that care about ranked.
But ranked is cool because you have this comparison thing.
So you can see me playing as a big guy anywhere.
You can watch through everything.
So it's just kind of better for improving everything.
But we can get a time on the official leaderboard.
That's definitely like a better goal to have.
But ranked might be better for like the initial practice.
But I can just walk through the basic idea.
We can get the basics down of like what the route
looks like, because I mean,
you've maybe watched a couple speed runs,
but you couldn't really tell me like the idea, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
When I look at your speed run,
you just like spam buttons are not,
to me it looks like you're just like clicking
on a bunch of buttons, you're opening the settings,
switching like difficulty, I was just very confused.
So yeah, I'm gonna need a step-by-step.
All right, let's show, okay.
Um, all right, I'll just talk to you step-by-step.
I see you got the notepad down.
Yeah, I got my notepad ready.
Beautiful, okay.
So every run starts in the overworld.
That's how every run starts.
And all of our runs are gonna start with a village.
The village is good because we can get food
from the hay bales in the village.
We can get beds from the houses in the village.
I mean, kill the iron golem to get iron.
So we get food, we get beds, we get iron.
Those are the three things that we want.
From the village, that's the point.
That's all we need in the overworld. Then we go to the nether, ideally we find our
called bastions it's the like newish structures I don't know here let me
I mean, you can, let me, I'm going to show one.
Why do I keep meeting them, what the heck?
Yeah, I need a, I need a,
the only bastion I know is like, from Overwatch.
That's all good, I'll show you.
So bastions are these crazy big structures
that'll spawn on the nether.
This is just what it looks like, kind of isolated.
respond on another
This is one of the four types. There's four types of them, but they're really good because
We can get go blocks. Okay, this is the easiest one because they're kind of all right here
Okay, and then our goal in the nether as we go to the bastion we get all the gold blocks wherever they are and then
when we give gold to the piglins
that's
when we give gold to the piglins, they'll give us random items and
Some of them are not useful. Some of them are very useful
Pearls being one of them, which is really useful. So instead of having to kill
2030 Enderman for all of our pearls to make those eyes of Ender we can just
trade with the pig ones to get pearls. Got it
So yeah, big step two big big step two is we find the Bastion and we cheer the pig ones
Okay, primarily for Ender pearls, but there's also other stuff that we will use from them
Step three
We go to the fortress, you know the fortresses. Yeah, so we get the blazes so we get the blazer. That's not step three
Step four
Once we have the fortress once you have the blazers once we have the end of pearls
We can just make our eyes of under and we can go find the stronghold
with eyes
and
That's just I mean it's kind of just like what you've done beating the game before we just find the stronghold
We get to the end and we kill the dragon. That's
Kind of like you know the same that it would look like when you're kind of playing casually
It's just gonna be like 10 times faster. Okay. All right
now if you
If you could go through a right lobby right now, how fast could you do it? Do you think?
um
I mean my average time is like 9 30. 9 30. Um, yeah, I could try thank you. Thank you
you want to help.
Let me watch you real quick.
I feel like it's good to get him.
I'm of every visual learner, so I feel like if I see you do it, I'll be able to replicate
it.
Oh, I got it.
I love Kimi.
Let's go.
It's like five people in my chat that could keep me in there just being lazy.
What type of music do you listen to?
I need your exact playlist if you could send it.
I've been on just some hyperpop kick lately.
Hyperpop?
Oh, like Too Hollis?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've just been listening to the Nina Drosci album.
See, and they're just letting it play out.
And they're just listening to whatever's after that.
Because I'm going to show the first of January.
But there's lots of awesome plays in there.
All right, I got a Post-it Boy playing in my ear.
I
Yeah, chat someone queue up don't be boring
You can only queue with them like a certain range or whatever so I
Could keep people like come on six to you
They're dodging you
I'm not that scary they're gonna be dodging me
It's because there's there's one day left in this like phase system, and it's how you qualify for
The little playoffs thing so that everyone gets scared
Yeah, they don't want them they don't want to lose their you know, and I mean, I don't want to lose my you know, either
But yeah, I don't care. Oh, okay. Okay
Yeah, they're scared. They're actually scared
No, I just takes a while to is Loki playing. Do you know who underscores this?
Yes, bro. I'm so pissed. She's not, um, I'm like the Chicago area and she's not in, she's not coming to Chicago for, she was there like three months ago, but I wasn't tapped in then.
Do you listen to Unusuals when you speedrun?
A lot, yeah.
Okay, but yeah, what's your favorite? Mine is, uh, that piece.
That's like top three. I like Lovefield, but, I mean, I like the whole album.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna listen to Lovepeace.
I
Can do a private room. Yeah, that's so lame and someone can just fucking queue up it's not that hard
Yeah, I'm
The features I'm playing I'll get a game. I got a game. Yeah, who's on opponent bro. That's so fucking
I
Their pump Fekie oh wait, is it working? Is it aquacort aqua? Yeah, I got a key. I like you. Oh my god
I think it's aquacort. Okay, I'm killing someone in like the top ten
Top ten. Oh shit won't be one
Okay, go down. That's pretty easy, okay. Easy, okay, nice.
Oh, trees are so-
I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating. Imagine trying to ask to- Imagine trying to rank top 10 in the game you got, Jason Meats asking you stupid fuck questions.
What the fuck you mean, bro? I can't get to know him a little bit!
I'm watching, bro!
I'm listening. I'm getting the mod. I'm listening to fucking underscores. This shit is garbage. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to hate that
I don't mean it
I'm training my ears right now. It's not garbage. I'm training my ears. I'm I'm training my ears
Matt, let me let me go next sit. Let me go. What's one? Yes? I eat with the next song, bro
I'm training my ears right now
Maybe this is real, but let me
Oh
Okay, so he goes in the Bravo, what's he trying to get flint right now?
So yeah, oh, it's always on the monument
true I'm actually paying attention so please lock in chat learn with me there
we go I'm looking for this one of these lava or anything so yeah Jane remover
beauty I'm losing no he's losing okay so you fly down to the ocean and then get
obsidian now how the fuck did he get up damn we already got a fucking portal
bro okay
I'm not listening to shit.
I'm not listening to shit, bro.
I'm not listening to all this brim.
I'm not listening to all this brim.
I'm not listening to that, bro.
That was actually burger music.
This is tolerable, yeah.
Your ears are not sprained.
Bro, he's moving through the soul stands.
Okay, this is the Bastion, right? Is he at the Bastion right now? He already found a Bastion.
Well, that's ranked, so it's a good seed, huh? Then he grabs the gold, gets the ingots,
goes, he's gonna trade with the pigment now. Oh, we'll trade him, trade him, bro.
Oh, no, because he's aggro, bro
Okay
She'll close up to do glow to Agra
Which I'm not gonna do he's gathering them. Okay, so he's gathering them right now. All right, fine. I'll train my ears jade remover
I
I'm just gonna man up in lose. No, no, no lock in please
He's you got this fine Burke do my best. I gotta catch up time a little wrong
He's encouraging
Okay, so there he goes he can't he just gave you just gave all his ingots bro
He gave all his ingots. Why do you do that? But he just picked it back up
So I need him long as long as shit
Case won't be winning the pigment though
To trade okay
Got it got it got it got it your dummy literally told you okay. All right, bro
So what am I listening to on God, bro? This is this crazy. Okay, he's dropping loot
Okay
Fire resistance, he's got a jump room
So now he has to go find a fortress right because he's just got a bunch of inter pearls
No explicit
Wait, whoa there
Pearl hang brah I gotta learn how to do that shit. Oh
My god, here we go find it find it find it bro find it. Yo what what what the hell is going on, bro
the
the
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Like is that the Bob right now?
Just jealous.
Oh.
Huh. I'm not having any curve.
Alright fine bro. I'll put on a... here.
Listen to it. Listen to it. Michael Jackson.
Not the vibes. Not the vibes.
Thank you for watching.
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Stuck waiting for the blazes. There we go. No, I should have not
There's no like so so very
Happens
All right. All right, so let's go through. Um, yes, let's go through what a
Let me just kind of show you what a normal
What we're gonna be doing. How do I
Now what's your FOV you're gonna copy your exact settings?
I'll say I'm on I'm on quick pro because you can just see the most
You don't need a plan quick prayer. There are people that are really good at playing like 90 or 95
I like quite bro. I actually forgot to tell you I played a cosmic PvP back in the day
If you know what that is, I don't think I've heard of that specific server. It's a it's factions. Is it factions? Yeah
So I can move a little bit
That's good as important
She got the right type of village she's not the right type of village
Yeah, Plains Village should be good for showcasing
Is this ranked or is this normal mode
This is ranked, but I'm like I'm in a private lobby with this myself. So I'm just kind of like
Trying to find my thesis dude. Okay. Okay
Sure. And what and right now you're just trying to show me how to start
Yes, I'm just gonna show you what the village is gonna look like
Like he I literally keep getting the fucking desert ones, which we won't be playing
Wait, what's wrong with the desert?
Um, there's just not
Wood around them most of the time like it's fine
It's not like inherently that wrong, but
Yeah, like I'm gonna see like this there's not like trees really that close like the deserts over there
the trees are over here so we're like trying to find a good seat it's it's the
way easier to find a good one in the plains and I just it should be like a
50-50 and I'm with like eight of these. Unlucky. It can't choose like the
specific biome. There we go. There we go. There's the Plains Village. Okay so in the Plains
Village all the houses are like kind of gonna be random and everything like
I think it's not the same like I realized it looks different.
The number one houses that we'll be looking for, we don't need this.
These like blacksmith looking houses, they got the like stone roof on the top, cobblestone
square.
These are the best ones.
Oh, yeah, we need that.
These are the best ones.
Yeah.
These have a loot in the middle here.
Got it.
Oh, like this is like, yeah, this is like Max 1 right there.
This is Max 1.
There's another one over there, but we have Max 1.
So, these are important, let's pretend that we don't have this at all, because this is
pretty rare.
We're just going to pretend that we didn't have that at all.
So our step number one is going to be to get our basic stone tools.
Stone tools.
All right, basic.
Nice.
Nice.
Great wood chopping.
Thank you.
Easy.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, I always play my girl music. I can't I can't do it with that
All right, so once we have our tools, I'm gonna get a little bit more wood so I can have
So all the houses that kind of look normal,
normal houses have beds.
Like this is not a normal looking house,
there's no bed in here.
But the houses that you would be cool to live in,
you know, would have beds.
Got it.
So we'll run all around here and grab the beds.
Some of them will have chests that have food or whatnot,
but not all of them.
Okay.
Then the next step is that as you're running around
looking for all these houses we could see some hay bales I think there's only
one hay bales spot in this village sometimes there's like a lot but that's
what the hoe is for okay I was wondering that's right yeah and then we kill a
go on for iron. If we build three up, we can hit it.
Got it. Easy. Oh, quick. Got it. Okay. Not to be rude, but I don't think you got the IQ for this. That's a bet. Watch.
We're going to put him around.
How long will it take for me to like really be skilled at this? Like, how do I ask you?
Like today
We could finish a run in under an hour for sure. That's
if you if you put like
Like assuming you're telling you play some factions back in the day if you're if you're moving if you're moving like
We never run down under now, okay, I said I'm happy with that. Yeah
I'm getting excited. I'm ready to get on the game, but let me be patient. We be hey
Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna watch so
We're gonna get an arm from the golem we always need to make a bucket bucket
Like yes, I make a bucket
I don't want to make our bread right us
We can make a boat always as well a boat is good because boat
Boat is the good thing because in the nether we can't use water to like say a fall damage so we can
And then the last step in the overworld is we find a lava pool and I'm playing ranked.
So they like force a few of them to spawn in.
Sometimes these are rare and we'll have to run around for a while.
Maybe sometimes they would dig down and jump in like a ravine or something.
Like if we don't see the lava on the surface, we could jump in a ravine like this would be.
I try to dig down from there.
Like we're playing something fully random.
But if not lava pool.
Usually they're next to rivers and then there's gravel.
so we can make our flint steel because we have to be able to light the portal.
That's our big important thing. So this is like a good, this is like what our inventory kind of
should look like. Okay. And then for the portal, what I want to do is to really not too hard.
You want to find a flat surface? Okay. This is four blocks of flat. This is like perfect.
This right here, we can make it four blocks of flat if we place it here. It's actually
five blocks flat. Got it. If we're over here on the side of the wall, like yeah,
We can kind of find a spot that's four blocks flat.
Four blocks flat, okay.
Yes.
And then we want to have the water and a block in the middle.
So water and a block in the middle.
Water, block in the middle.
Okay, got it, got it.
Block first, then the water.
It doesn't matter which side.
The water can be on the left.
The block can be on the right.
It doesn't matter.
Block first, then the water.
And then it makes this like cut.
Kind of.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay.
Then either side.
It doesn't matter.
I do the left side there.
be right side. You build this like candy cane shape.
Candy. Like a little hook. Okay. Yes, little hook. Um, then
one gap right here where I'm standing. Got it. Two more blocks. No
hook on this side. Just two blocks on the floor. And then if
you put the water on the top of the hook, it's perfect for
the portal.
Just do the
it's just completely perfect.
I think the floor the bottom of our cup. Oh
Okay, I got it. Yeah, I'm really perfect. See seeing that in slow motion helps a lot. Thank you. Yeah, I'll do another one
But yeah, that's that's the portable
Obviously, we do run a good record like talking through it, but yeah, um
So it's right here. We can put two blocks here
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I'm jumping up and down if I see this back.
Yes, this one is maximum by far.
Then the one that I had in my right hand that I lost.
There's a massive-ass Q1.
It's okay.
This is mid.
It's not terrible.
This one's terrible.
This one's mid.
We go up the stairs.
There's one block, there's one block, now they have this hole to fit in, demonstration, now they're in a hole.
We place one block, and then the gold is at the top of the stairs here, this is the top of the whole thing.
The top of the stairs, just kind of like the middle and the corners.
I don't know if you'll remember this, it's like...
Wait one second, adapt, adapt, just put up with me.
Oh
Oh, she
Nice for a grown-ass man in a new fucking toy
Is that what the fucking dealer told you before you just gave away your credit card
We get out of saber you don't know shit about this cuz you don't watch anime
All right.
Every fucking same, man.
Every five of them need to leave, man.
Not a toy.
Sorry, back, sir.
All right, you're good.
All right.
OK.
So top of the stairs.
You're sure, Joe?
Top of the stairs.
It's like wall.
It's flat wall.
Kind of just like in the middle and then on the corners.
So top of the bashing, the stairs,
okay, those spots would go okay.
I do not expect you to remember this.
It's just more like I'll be watching obviously
when you're playing, if you just like,
because it's so hard for me to tell you like,
especially with the Discord delay,
like mine this block, oh no, mine one block to the left.
And then you've already like looked to,
it's so hard to like give exact like pinpoint direction.
So if you just have like the idea,
I can jog your memory.
Um, but this is one treasure treasure. This is a mid mid-bassion. It's got a massive square right here massive square up the stairs
And then on both sides up the stairs here
We can break the middle and then the corners
Be some gold got it
And then if we place that one block on the side there. Yeah toss the gold and get some big ones. Yep. There we go
There's a couple guys coming up already. That's the idea for this fashion
Here we go.
OK.
Um, fashion number three.
This was pretty good.
Um, not Max win. I'd say it's second best for us.
Um, because it's kind of simple.
Uh huh. It's got this like stuffed ass outside area with a big hole in the middle.
Two towers.
Right side.
All the way down the bottom, there's these little pig blocks.
I see it.
Stylized pig blocks.
They're low pig blocks.
They're protecting the gold.
They're protecting the gold.
We're just going to get, you know, kind of really anywhere.
I usually, we can do it in the safe sort of hole on the side here, if we dig down.
Yep.
And then forward, like towards the rest of the blocks, I guess.
Okay.
This one you might want to jog my memory.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
I know.
All we need to do is we need to get in this sort of area,
and we will have all the gold down here.
And here I can tell you, I do not expect you to remember
exactly where all this gold is.
But all the gold blocks are down here,
and then if we pop a specific block right here,
it can all fall down.
Wow, wow, that's great.
I got a few guys in there.
Yes.
Nice.
Okay.
fourth one fourth one Loki this one's five so basically Loki this one's good
this one's looking completely fine yeah if I get this yeah I'll just go fuck
myself yeah we get this we we can get it reached out yeah okay like um so all
all the other three bashings like for this one there's technically four ways
to congenerate these like little pillars on the side can be taller
short, so there's two ways for both of them to generate. This Treasure Bastion one is like
basically the same every time. This housing one, only this left one can change, so there's
like three variations. This dog show one, there's 108 different ways it can generate.
And like, there's 10 different routes that you gotta learn, there's like four different
spots where the goal can be, this one's just, this one's fucked. By far, like for
everyone of Oscar level is the most fucked one and it's not even close and so
we're like it's outside of the scope of today so if we rock up to this one it's
just a go. Okay got it easy. This is called the stables right? Yes this is
stables stables is low key. Stables is shit. Stables is yeah yeah it's low key
go next. So that's the idea a couple important things to know about the
Bastion ideally we're gonna try to mine like let me turn on this is what they
would look like like in the world I was just showing them like on the roof
exactly this is what like maybe a Bastion would look like if we're sort of
approaching it right it's not gonna be on the roof in the open it's just gonna
be kind of buried in with the terrain everything well we want to do before we
get to a Bastion we want to find some gold and the walls here whatever it
And we don't mind enough to be able to make armor if we get 36 we can make boots so we usually need a couple
Couple of these gold spots
So we have 36 you can make boots out of this because
The piglins won't get mad at us
Like we're trying to run through the bastion
They're gonna get mad at us if we're not wearing gold. Yes, so when he was with the gold on
They're chill. I got it. Got it. Got it. So we needed some armor when we mine the gold blocks
They'll get mad
But we want to be able to get to the gold blocks without dying
It's like if I'm here, I go over here and I'm mind this go block these guys are gonna
But we want to be able to get there because once we're up here, if we're stuck at the
top here, they can't jump up through blocks and get to us, we're safe here, and they're
all the way over there anyway.
So for all the bashings, max safety, we have some golden armor beforehand, by minus
some gold on the way there.
Fortress, Loki, it's very similar to RG. Yeah, it's random where they spawn. There's
ways to find it easier. We might just kind of go a direction and try to find one.
There's a strategy you can use with this pie chart thing that's in the bottom of my screen
right now.
Okay, yeah.
I've never paid attention to this pie chart when I would open up.
Yeah, it's low key pretty dank.
We might just go a direction or like hope we see it or whatnot.
I just don't know, like, it's good for consistency,
but a lot of the times we can just see the fort.
But the way that the patchwork works is it kind of,
it's basically like a, it's like a legal hack in a way.
Like it's pretty busted.
Okay.
And so it's used for a few different things in the run,
but this one is using, it's showing like all the
like special blocks, they're called like block entities,
just like stuff that like the game renders differently.
what is like in our in our world right now like what's existing in the world
um and so it's just showing the chests right now because that's
sort of all there is in that fashion but if i increase my render
distance i'm loading more chunks it pops up this blue thing and that's a
spawner and a spawner it's a play spawner in the fortress
so one scores the blue thing yes and we figure it out there's a specific
way that we figure it out if we get just to the
just to the edge so right now I'm at 16 render if I go up by one
there's the blue thing
so then
all the way down
back to 16 so now I'm one away
I can go
in a certain direction
if I go one chunk this way it's going to load all the chunks this way
ahhhhh
so now we know the direction we have to go
umm
and the force right here
ohhhhh
So that's how it works.
Okay.
I can like live talk you through it.
Yeah, that's probably best question.
Yeah, the keybonds are slightly different every run.
And there's like a little bit of like,
educate stuff, but yeah.
Like other like I could go this way
and it's not this way.
Obviously we know it's this way already,
but you would check every direction.
Yeah.
This way, not this way.
Not that way.
We'll check this way.
Oh, what's that way?
Yeah.
Nice.
All right, so this way.
That's how the patrolling works.
Once we get to the fortress,
it's the same it's really the same thing that you
do
regular in the end normally yeah it's really just like
we run on the fortress so you find a spawner
uh... i'll try to tell you like which way to go
but where this one is in this fort
can't find them and i'm cheating
and the blazes just spawn
we kill the blazes
but uh... should i clear out
all the tnt method like that's probably uh... on my on my skill level for
um...
Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.
It's also pretty overwhelming having a ton of blazes around.
Because you have more blazes, you obviously
have to kill them.
If there's more blazes, you have to still kill them
at the same time.
So you have to kill them faster.
And they'll start flying around everywhere.
So what we can do that is still kind of good enough
is we can just sort of, if you mind out the floor,
it helps.
I'm
This is one I can like bother coming to the floor. Hey, yeah, there are ways that you can do stuff with like beds
Spotted yeah or with tnt as well, and then yeah, they just have more room to spawn in
It's really not that big of a deal though like it would only save us like
like 30 seconds to a minute, at most, like the blade spawner is still just pretty good
with the amount that I'll spawn normally.
And from the Bastion, we'll get fire resistance potions, so we don't have to worry about making
a shield or hiding from the blazes or anything, if you have fire resistance potions they just
can't, they shoot you it is nothing.
Oh, okay, oh I didn't actually ever do that.
Yeah, so that's why, that's another reason why the Bastion is so good is it lets
us, I mean we can fall in lava and we won't die, we can fight the blazes, and
I don't want to shoot us all that stuff.
Okay, yeah.
Once we get past the fortress, the Bastion will give us obsidian to make a portal.
We don't need to go back to the spawn, the one at our spawn, because usually the fortress
won't be right there.
It's 8S low, it's low anyways.
Yes, yes.
And then, we'll throw an eye and we'll just follow it.
So when you turn your FOV to 30, what does that do?
So the way that the eyes work is they, why?
I'm in the batch and practice match, so that's why I want to figure out why my world
is not working.
So the way that, well, let me get out of this random world.
We're not doing this by the way,
because it's just like too hard to like set up
from like a like a key bind perspective.
We're just gonna throw an eye and kind of follow it.
But so the way the eyes work
is they will go like up in the sky
and point towards the chunk.
Yes, this is the chunk that the stronghold's in.
It always starts in this like one staircase with nothing
and it'll go into this chunk until you're in it,
then it will go down.
And it always goes down in the very middle.
This is the very, very middle of the chunk that I'm in.
Got it.
It doesn't point directly to the staircase,
it points in the middle.
So what I'm doing,
what I'm doing this 30 FV thing is,
I have my controls, like my sensitivity is at 4%,
and then I have this other like injector kind of mod
thing that has, you got to set up so much shit
for this, but it's allowed to use a calculator
and the game basically knows like,
I'm drawing like a really straight line.
And if I know the straightest possible line,
like the exact angle that the eye is going at,
it's only gonna hit the very center
of like a few spots in the world.
And so then, like usually you can just say
only it's a center of like one spot.
So that's how I and like other top players will do,
but it's a lot of setup.
It's kind of annoying.
I got it.
It's just kind of annoying to set up.
It's very easy for us to just throw an eye and then run.
Yeah.
And then we'll run and we'll throw an eye every like
a couple hundred blocks.
Yeah.
And then at some point it's going to go backwards.
Yeah.
And then we'll just, and then we'll figure it out.
It's not too bad.
I got that, yeah.
Yeah.
Once we're in the stronghold.
It's simple, normal, no?
Yeah, it's just what you would do normally.
There is some stuff we could do with the pie chart, again.
But it's kind of dank.
And it's not guaranteed to work every time.
But there is strategies.
I mean, I can try to do it here.
Where if you like, I just had to set my settings
to something specific.
But if you scan, like, see, I'm
looking at this like big ass orange pie chart. Yeah. It's basically like a metal
detector. Is that a mod or is that just F3? This is this is vanilla. Well this is a
I mean you could just do this with 30 FOV and do this. Like I'm hitting a
keybind that like it's stretching my game really thin. Like see I'm like
looking at this one nether brick and then I hit this thing and it's taking
up my entire screen. Yeah. So it's it is like a mod. Yeah it's like a
separate thing you kind of have to download which is why we're kind of
not going to set it up. It's also just really easy to just run the right way on on accident.
But I mean, I would do I can't even fucking find this and I'm flying around. There it
is. Okay, um, find it. And then we get to the strong courtroom thing, we'll fill it
in. And then this is the one thing that I'd like this is the one thing we'll practice
before we do a speed run. So the dragon will fly around, sort of randomly, whatever. What
we're going to do, we're going to come into the end from like you spawn in the same spot
every time. We're going to have some obsidian or some crime obsidian from the Bastion.
These blocks are good because if we use the beds, we're going to blow up the beds to
deal damage to the dragon.
This block doesn't blow up.
Okay.
The city and the crime scene doesn't blow up.
All the other blocks will blow up.
These are too strong.
They won't blow up.
Okay.
So what we'll do is the side we came in from was over here.
On the side that we came in from, we build a little, it's kind of like a hook.
It's a little different.
It's just two blocks above this like torch here.
two blocks above.
Sort of, you don't even need this one.
It's just this one block right here.
So we can place the bed against it
and then it won't go away.
Got it.
When we blow it up, that's the idea.
Got it.
So then, what we're gonna do,
we're gonna place that
and then we're just gonna back up to the tower
that was closest to where we entered
and we're just gonna see.
And eventually what the dragon is going to do, I think it's doing it right now actually
It's gonna start spinning around the tower opposite of
Just see a little spin the upward spin. I see she's gonna get to the very top of
This that takes a bit is what it is
And then it's snapped so it's snapped now it's coming out of something snapping snapping now go. Yes, middle go
and then we blow up the beds.
And then when?
So this is something I'll show you.
I'm just doing it right now.
The way this works,
let me get a practice map for it.
So, the dragon comes in.
Oh, I got this like other one out of the way.
Okay, Dragon spins.
You want to do it?
This is another thing by the way, when I turn on like F3 plus B, it shows the hit boxes.
This is really important.
Okay, F3 plus B.
F3 plus B, yeah.
I'll tell you in the run as well, but F3 plus B lets us show these hit boxes.
It's just so we can see where we're dealing damage with the dragon.
Yeah.
Otherwise, it's pretty like off set and it's just hard to see the black on purple and everything
So this is just good. So we know we're doing
Then all it is is this is like the dragon's big hitboxes
It's got the head box. That's like big sort of green box with a small green box in the middle
This is the head box of the dragon. Yep. We're trying to blow up the beds when that head box is in the middle
OK.
So I don't have time on this one.
So we get on a slide.
The head box is swinging.
OK.
When it swings over the middle.
OK.
May.
Nope.
Right there.
Right.
Oh, right there.
Right there.
Head box is over the middle.
OK.
Blow it up.
Got it.
Blow it up.
Right there.
I'll do it again.
OK.
The head box is over the middle.
Thank you for the idea.
Got it.
So you set it up.
Easy.
No, set it up.
Here's the head box.
I'm watching the head box in the eyes
Cause you don't have to look at the beds.
You know, like you're not moving your mouse at all.
You're just right clicking.
Just right clicking.
Dang.
Head box over the middle.
Oh, I missed fuzzing.
Right now.
This has been perfect damage.
If I blow it up.
That's the entire idea.
And we are going to practice this for like 10 minutes.
You're going to get it down.
It's just like, it's literally just a timing thing.
It'll feel really weird at the start.
And then for like everybody,
it just clicks at one point.
And then you're just going to start nailing it.
And it just, it needs to click
because it's at the very end of the run and if we fuck it up, it's like over.
Okay. Um, if we fuck it up, it's like GG.
So we'll say tell you this, it'll be the one thing we practice before
this. Wait, what is zero cycle?
I'm watching the head box swing around, but up right there.
See that was muted this whole time.
I thought you were just focused.
No, I mean, I was focused, but I was like, I was talking.
But what is ZeroCycle?
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very good okay good a video settings
turn your brightness up that slider to the far right by the way yeah okay you
buying good good to keep from them turn that fog inclusion thing off in the
bottom left okay okay that's good show you know the music and sounds thing some
of the games just fucking loud like I would turn the like hostile one down
hostile one down you could turn the like you like in like in the middle middle
so you turn the weather fully off weather yeah just yeah this is another
Okay
Okay, I go to controls and this is this is all you
So I would need a drop bar. I know yeah, it's default is cute
To drop he is inventory I
Just like if you remember shit that you had bonded from like factions or whatever
But otherwise it's like I mean the default controls are pretty fine like I yeah
I have my default controls are pretty sure okay
Can you click single player? I wonder if the shit your prod down. Oh my god. I have everything that's crazy. Oh
Okay
Open the end practice one and practice here. We go
Yeah, W project man. Oh
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Can't see just click on the W soon
Just be a sign. Oh your senses like way too high. Yeah, just flicking your mouth
Change that
I think I'm good. Wait up motion blur. No, I'm good. No, I'm not. Oh I have my left shift
chest with this print
We're good
Okay, um
Oops me for a sense of so fast. Okay, um
Sign there's a sign on the wall that says start one cycle practice start one cycle practice here. We go
Hi
Like this okay here
Yes, let me okay go to um
Um, click the edit button for that on the bottom left, the edit sign or whatever on that wall, yeah, and then...
It broke. It broke. It broke.
Oh...
Ha ha!
Totally.
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I bet.
Alright, we got it.
Alright, just right click, right?
Yeah, just right click.
That was good timing.
So it can break the bed?
So it can break the bed?
Yes, if you don't do a bed every time,
it'll break the bed.
So what happened there,
you placed your bed
and then you moved it a little bit.
Okay.
So we gotta get like set
It's gonna take you a few minutes I promise
but it's gonna click at some point, and then it's gonna work, it's gonna click at some point.
Mugluck!
Give it time, bro, it's fine, it's fine.
Wait, so if that happens in like, like the real game,
could I just place another bed, or like, is the whole one fucked?
No, no, if the dragon gets low enough to break the bed, then you can't play stuff.
Okay.
So, I have to get it right in one try.
Yes.
Alright, let me show you one thing.
Let me show you one thing on my gun.
Show me, show me, show me.
Okay, so what we're gonna do that's gonna help.
Okay.
This is going to help, it's going to make it easier.
We are going to, when we get to the side here, this back corner, we're going to jam ourselves
into the back corner, and then we can just leave our mouse right here.
And we don't have to move it all.
Because that's the one thing you're messing up right now, is you're placing, what you're
doing is you're like placing the bed and then you're readjusting.
Yeah, now you're not looking and then you have to panic and switch it back. Okay. Okay, so
It's gonna be easier. We just jam ourselves into this back corner
And then all we have to do is focus on the time
Okay, it's weird because now it's a little offside right like yeah
I'm at an angle. It's better
If we kind of stand in the middle here, it is just better
But at least while we're getting it down
But I move like I'm just like yes, if you're we you we can jam in the corner. Okay, and I'll be okay
Okay, and this still works
Those first you're really good, you just so I think wait, so why does it reset?
Because you got it you have to do it on like every swing those first two were good
But you didn't like pull out the next bed and yeah pull them out. Yeah, like one two three four five on your hot bar
The first one was bad and like if you do one or two that are bad it'll it'll fuck them all up
sorry again this will just take a few minutes to click and then it's and then
it's
ahead I'm looking at the head
fuck no those first two were those first two were good those first two
they got obviously they came out better but those first two were fine
so I'm right out of bed what happened uh then reflect so usually we'll have more
than five though like we can grab more than five go to the go to the um go to
the chest and just set it to instead of custom set it to nine that's so probably
we'll probably if not we can get sheep on the way and everything just click on a
click start you don't need to say that
you were you were late on that first one yeah yeah you'll get it I just missed
really are recent yeah no the time is like you can just you can let it go to
the bottom it takes a bit but once it clicks I promise you don't click and
legit everyone goes to this
I
Saw the dragon's full HP it was half HP you know it's half you did all right the first bed
Like get the speed back every time you know I mean
Yeah, it was kind of like you were kind of behind the whole time
It won't do as much damage if you don't get yeah
But if you you have to do the beds always to keep the dragon
Once once it's like this it's so well
Well, we'll have a bow from the bashing and arrows and stuff
So we'll be able to back it up, but this will take a few minutes. I don't click it. I'll click eventually
Just focus on watching the head of the dragon
That third one that you did was really good you double you ended up double-cracking it so they kind of messed it up
But you have a really good better
Close it's like 20 inch. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll get now. I'm getting it
But just focus just mad focus on watching the head and clicking when it's
That was perfect
My god, you kill it. Okay. I got it. Okay. Okay
Yeah, okay. I'm getting
Mind you got it. We got it. We'll do it a few more times the thing that a lot of your things are late
Try one more time
It's okay
You what you can do
That'll help because um, I think a reason why a lot of your beds are late is
Your like your timing is good, but you're placing them
Like like you know like when you're doing the bed you have to place it and then you have to click it again
Yeah, but you can you can place the bed
Right after you blow up the one before it so it's like it like cycles it better
Like you don't need to you can have it like pre-placed in a way
Yeah, yeah, I know
Yeah, like that was already better, like you haven't placed a little earlier
Let me show you, let me show you, let me do a couple, like with the idea
Yeah, yeah
But yeah, like I have this first one placed right or left
Yes, yes
And then I'm gonna blow it up
Got it
And I place the second one already
And so then when it swings, it's just one click instead of two
Got it
And then I place the third one already
Got it
Blow it up again now the fourth one's already placed.
Got it.
So you want to be like pre-setting then I'm up.
Got it.
Whoo!
I got it.
I'll take a big took a use of this but it's gonna make all your timing a little better.
I fucked it up yeah it's okay once it's fucked up like the dragon zooms some
absolute tweaker shit like it's impossible place once I fuck it up the
one is cooked well hopefully we'll have a bow and air
But like yeah the strategy we're doing like it's kind of correct
That was not your fault that was the monkey
Those are good
It's just, it's just the timing thing. It's just the timing like they're all really really
late. Like the first couple are good but it's, they're just late.
Okay, okay.
You're getting it though.
That was good.
What?
The first couple were good.
It's just like, it just slowly gets like a little later
every time you just gotta, you gotta like put the time
into it.
You're getting the first couple better though.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm understanding let away get out of my chat bro your bum
I
Yeah, I am my mouse my mouse I get it though. I actually fully understood
I
know that's okay let me show you one thing that I
intentionally didn't tell you but it's been fucking up a little bit and so that
is a good time to say no
okay um we want to be standing
on the side that the dragon
is flipping off so what I mean by that is the dragon is coming in right now
it's either gonna flip to the left or it's gonna flip to the right
It flipped to the left.
Okay, flipped to the left.
We'll watch it again and see.
Flipped to the right this time.
So it's way, it's a bit better on the damage,
and it's just easier to kind of see as well
if we stand on the side that it's flipping on.
So right now, it's flipping on the right,
so we'd get in this corner on the right.
Now this obsidian thing is on the different side,
but it's easier to get the damage in,
and it's easier to see as well.
better when the side is like correct.
Okay.
Looking at that right side again.
So we'd be on the right side.
Okay.
We were doing it standing here like it was on the left side,
but now I'm on the wrong side.
It's a little flipped.
It's a lot harder to see it.
The timing is a little different.
Like I'm trying my best right now and I'm doing it in six
beds.
So yeah, we're gonna throw that in.
Watch the side that it comes in on.
I fucked up.
You good?
No, that was the idea though.
This is the first time I was trying that.
We're good.
Right side?
Yeah, I have more time to do the wall.
Oh my f**k!
It's okay, it's okay.
Yeah, you can wait for it to get a little lower.
Left side?
Left side.
That was too good.
That was like perfect.
That was like perfect.
Boom. Seven. There you go.
You get to the side and then you just gotta like,
you just focus on that head box and you lock it.
Okay, that was good. Okay. Okay. Get him in the row. See if he goes to the right side.
There we go, try on the right side.
It's okay.
Now the right side's new, it's show.
Right side again.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Try to get the speed around here.
This is on your left.
Uh...
That's okay.
We're near to the right side of the ship.
What the?
Fuck.
Okay.
It was kind of low. Don't worry about it.
it'll be a lot higher because that's like in the actual
no don't worry about it
nice timing oh my god
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Bro if you click that baby
I know I just I moved my mouse. Why did move my mouse?
That one was crazy though
I'll just make the drag a little more time.
It's just the mapping I'm looking for.
A lot more time.
That was unbelievable.
Oh my god.
That was actually, that legitimately, that one was, I'm not even kidding, perfect.
Like from, like my standards as well, that was perfect.
I've been like, encouraging you all the other times, like I'd say perfect, that's a little,
like that was genuinely perfect.
Oh my god, yeah.
I'm starting to understand it.
Okay, well, well, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so the problem here is that you did your first couple too late, so now
The driving is like totally awesome. So if I fuck up
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll just start spinning differently
Okay, let me show you one thing this is this is I think the one thing you're you're mixing up sometimes
like I'm just just watching me sort of watch the dragon here it spins its head
but it spins it too far and then it sort of readjusted so this is gonna spin
from the right to the left here it's gonna spin too far and then it's gonna
snap back see I'll spin a little too far and it's not back spin spun too
far and snap back again you want to be blowing the bed up on that first
spin okay okay so watch me do it yeah first wait the first spin it's gonna be
this first spin and like as it goes over the first time not on the snapback
thing first spin boom okay boom okay boom okay you're doing that some you're
doing this sometimes which is really good but sometimes you're doing it on the
snapback and so then if you do on the snapback it sometimes is too late like
That means it's too late and then sometimes you're gonna mess your drug. Got it
If you do it on that first spin the first spin the first the first time it spins through
Okay, so this side okay the first spin
First spin boom got it got it got it
Boom got it
boom
the first time it spins through are you ready yes
first thing first thing i'm a dumbass bro i was late right you were late you were late
all right here you go first thing first i'm late again i'm late again right
No, no, no, that was okay, it was okay, I know it's fine, that was fine.
This is gonna be good, this is gonna be good, this is gonna be good, right side?
Okay, first spin, baby, first spin, right now.
Yes, yes, yes, there we go, oh my god, I did like 60, there we go, first spin.
First spin! First spin!
Yes.
Oh.
Okay.
Yes.
But the dragon's starting to not tweak though, the first spin, the first spin.
Yes.
I think you're actually, I think you're actually like...
I'm about to be the next...
I might have to take your spot finder
It's coming soon
Okay
No, no, it's fine.
Boom, first spin.
Boom, first spin.
Boom, there you go, perfect.
It's all rhythm, it's all rhythm.
You're getting the good beds in there, exactly.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Yes, five.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's cooking!
It's cooking!
Ah, it's fucked up really bad.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Focus on first skin, so you can still save it.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh my God.
There you go.
If you mess up like one bad, it's not going to tweak the dragon out.
It's like you get a couple of tweaked up ones in a row, then the dragon's fucked
up.
If you fuck up like one bad, you can stay alive.
Okay.
Boom.
Boom.
Thank you for watching!
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Hey, watch get back on this PC bro. We can fix this like a minute show we can fix this like
It's just like one setting out
Watch do you screen-track and tell you where it is? I can't see I'm not just an original can you got to pop the
Discords the display cat back on
Because it's a bit of fire. Oh, right crack to the fove
We lucky don't even need a leaderboard time to spawn though.
Why can't I see the green shape?
I probably need a show of video participants.
You must run as soon as you can't watch.
Close the Minecraft.
You can't edit it when it's open.
You gotta close this game.
Just all the four or something else.
Click on edit instance in the middle right.
I'm going to see a future speed runner.
Yeah.
And then go to Settings, bottom up, and then click the memory
thing, and make both of them like 8,000 or something.
Just make them both 8,000, and then click Launcher.
Actually, no, don't launch it.
Go to Loader Mods in the thing, see if you're fine.
Um, yeah, just delete seed queue from the mods folder
Whatever it is
Don't worry about two screens. I'm a go. There's a mods folder in there somewhere
Just delete the one that's called seed queue. Yeah, just delete that and then launch again. We're good
I don't even know if I ever can hear me. I don't even know if you can hear it
So weird that I can hear him but not this is such a crazy fucking parsec is crazy. I've never used it for like prom
So funny man, you can't hear you. Okay. They're calling you ugly. That's not really nice
You said shut the fuck up
Really fun bird.
No.
Music? I can't hear it. I genuinely can't hear it.
Okay, I can't see the Minecraft in, um, OBS.
What's the captures on OBS? It should be fine.
Tell him about Tiffany Day.
Oh, not bad.
Not bad?
Not bad?
I can't hear anything anymore.
What?
Holy shit, it's so loud!
Hello?
I'm back.
Hello, I'm back. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. So do you just like mess up my game or no? No, I know I did that click on click done on this
Go to go to the book in the top right book
Oh, hold on
The standard settings one standard settings like that the little arrow the arrow on the left of it
They just click off at the top off. Yeah, okay, then
Okay, we got to change our you might have to change your controls back. Okay. Um, yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Swap the swap those.
All right.
Okay. Click the this line.
Change the render distance to like 20 instead of 12.
20. Okay.
And then at the very bottom.
Kind of fog occlusion thing off.
Fog occlusion.
Off.
Off. Okay.
Okay, where's your good?
Why is there so many books in my chat?
Fine bird. Yeah, you ready? I'm ready. All right. What music music?
I don't even know what I'm listening to edge cuts. I'm sure the background
I like when I listen to music. It's still just it's just been some Spotify auto-play thing
I heard you talking about Tiffany day. I fuck with Tiffany day really
Yeah, bro
I'm gonna play some game remover
That's why I said all right. All right hit the hit the boots boots
Yep, here we go
Okay, I mean this could be it. All right. This is the one. This is under an hour. I think I think we're on an island instead
Oh, maybe just look around and see if we see a village if we don't see a village
We're gonna get a different seed. They don't just know off the week
No, there's no zoom right you can't zoom
Okay, then what we do is you can hit it's f6 on your keyboard we can change this to yep new seed there we go
Okay, look around
If we get a planes like this we want to find
I'm not seeing a shit. Yeah, there's a F6. We can do it. Yeah. All right. It's just gonna keep F6
This is a forest. This is a bullshit bullshit. Get me out of here. Give me out of here
Bullshit as well. Get me out of here
Well bullshit bullshit, okay?
Village is an island. Ah, it's bullshit. It's just they don't want me to get me to be your record
another force yeah yes these fours are always gonna be bullshit we'll get we're
gonna planes ooh there's planes to our left okay okay I'm moving looking left
we go looking at sheep look at a shit all good so it's possible to you just
spawn next to one yes sir Lee look at these planes I know eventually nothing
nothing no terrible terrible terrible terrible all right well I'm gonna force
No, this yeah force any force like this insta f6
F6
Island us fucking island GG in steps 6 force in steps 6
It's a f6
Island you could yeah, you could look to the right maybe
Not nothing it's f6. Look at the village eventually bro. It's gonna happen and that's gonna be the one
Once I get that village. I promise you I got my notepad open and everything
I'm a left monitor. I'm ready
Nothing.
What?
Nothing?
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
I got nothing.
Fucking forest galore.
Oh?
Big planes?
One of these big planes will hit
You're getting up this hill you're looking a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, just seeing anything
Nothing
When it hits though when it hits is gonna hit
Oh
Oh, please come on give me something. Have you ever the hill?
This is why people fuck with playing this by the way instead of ranked because you play ranked they always give you a good seed
This is like yeah, this is like gambling legit
Where's waiting for the village we just keep spinning
this is why yeah you can go out planes oh come on come on village ah oh my gosh
give me a village give me a village give me a village
Oh
Your movement though you're moving up these days. Oh my god, you see my movement though like it's how I'm not new
I
Just do pop PvP back in the day. I know I never I never got crazy in this actions
I didn't have people to play with everyone there was so hard for
Maybe I was a chump back in the day some people come in chum now still back in the day. I had nothing
Please give me something
game. It took the villagers out of this fucking game. Wow. Okay. It shouldn't be this rare.
Like it is rare, but like all this season of the village. Come on. Come on. I don't
see anything. We could we could try the desert one. It's okay. We can go. We could try
the desert. Yeah. Yeah. We just got to get the wood beforehand. Yeah. If there's
It doesn't want to watch it
Yeah, right lint planes nothing
Now when we turn around we hit the planes though. Oh my god. It's gonna hit. Oh my Nathan
You could spam it, but then you're probably gonna spam it and you're gonna spam through the village
You could spam it, but it's scary
I'm scared like you can't you can't get a world where you just spawn in one. Okay
Well not that fast.
Oh, I thought that's what you were just saying.
Well, it's a fast, it's a fast.
Like, where would you be in front of me?
Yeah, you can literally, you can spawn literally anyone, yeah.
Come on, come on, this has to be it.
Horsies!
Nathan!
We're actually looking in scan.
What's happening?
Now, when it happens, it's going to be so good.
Nothing.
Oh, my.
What are these?
I'm just going to shit on.
Come on.
Come on.
All right.
So look for the blacksmith.
but if there's not one get wood and get tools yes exactly okay okay okay I don't
think there's a black but wouldn't get to oh my god I fuck up already it wouldn't
get tools okay I mean what blocks here three wood blocks and you can make a
pickaxe
pickaxe
how am I moving quicker now?
nah, you're actually crafting quick, this is good
alright, they get cobblestone, right?
yep, you get three cobblestones and make a stone pick and then you can get
six cobblestone after the pickaxe
oh hell yeah
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, so so wait how much cobblestone you get see a nine in total fun
I got nine so every every tool right
Yes, everything by the sword you're gonna need it one more log to get more sticks
But you can make a hack everything but a sword. Okay. Boom. I need a axe
Okay, boom and then I need a hole right boom. Yeah, and then you need a shovel
I'm gonna get more sticks. That's fine. That's okay. You have the other you just get more wood. Okay more wood more wood
I just need more wood. Yes
Cuz we need wood for blocks too
More wood what am I doing wood wood wood you're good
How much and I see some food like a ton of wood
Okay, so the one that's on
We can mind like all the logs on this hat
because blocks just let us build up in like a way from like any situation and
if we run out of wood then we're fucked so we can just get this is not gonna be
like the time was okay okay
okay there's some food on this like hill too you can use your hoe to get
Yeah I get like 14, I don't know, 12, 14 times and like that.
Uh huh.
Come on, Brad.
Come on, pace!
No, this is good.
We just, we gotta find Lava so we don't know, but this is like, this is good, we spawn
on the village.
Alright.
Okay, now we can craft all our shit.
We can make um...
Just, okay.
And then I just need shovel.
Yeah.
Like I'm moving right now.
I'm actually moving.
Uh huh.
You can make a boat if you want to.
Like some bread.
Maybe get some bread.
Yeah.
Well, I think I'm moving right now.
Holy shit.
Oh shit.
Crops are down here.
Uh, make a boat?
Why not?
Okay, alright.
And then...
And then...
Alright, good.
Now we gotta kill the golem.
So we gotta go...
Get our...
We gotta get our wood out so we can build up.
Okay.
And then we can hit him and then we build up three blocks.
So try to build up like a flat area.
A flat area, a flat area.
So yeah.
What you do right there is fine.
You hit him and then he's run away.
And build up three blocks.
What?
He's perfect.
Three.
Axe, right?
And then wait for him.
I'm going to make a bucket, we're going to make a bucket, we're going to make a bucket.
Make it a bucket.
Alright, so let's get some water from this bucket somewhere.
Looking for water looking for you up the hill. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta go up there cuz we're gonna look around
Alright so now yeah go in this big house in front of us biggie big house big house
There's four beds in here, bro. Two in the bottom two in the top
Oh, there's some iron in the wall, I think, near that hill to the little thing before.
Maybe?
I still iron in the wall?
I think no, I'm just tweaking.
That's not impossible.
There's some gravel in the wall.
Turn around.
Oh, gravel in the wall.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm tweaking.
Okay, mine is gravel with your shovel for some flint.
Oh, fine, Berger.
You're messing up my run.
No, we're doing good.
Got it.
Okay.
Matt, we gotta find a cave.
We're gonna go down a cave for lava.
Cave is a cave.
cave so in the plains maybe turn around I would say yeah near this forest in the
plains area there's gonna be we just gotta find like legit there's came right
there okay my god brought me I got God seed nice like the reading we're gonna
need to try this iron in the wall iron on the wall we need for iron we can
smell this before we go on another you can smell that kind of whatever I
It's not there. Okay, so we kind of try to go down this cave for lava. Okay, I'm looking for lava
Yes, yes, yes
This guy go pretty far down so it doesn't go pretty far down we might have to oh this goes. Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it
I'm going
Yeah, oh my god. I'm here skeleton. This is a god. You're not you're good. You're nuts. Oh, love
No, no, no, not good enough. Not good enough. I need a pool. I need a pool. We have pool exactly lower lower
Did it close
Oh, it's so close
No
Spongebob turn around turn around other way in the cave
Go go to the right. Yeah, I do this lot. I'm gonna be careful. Yeah. Yeah
No.
It's okay, it's okay. Stay on the set end.
Go to the set end here.
Got one to the set end.
Hit F3. I want to see what Y level we're at.
20? Okay, we're going to dig down.
Like 9 blocks.
So we get to 11.
2.
3. 4. 5. 6.
7. 8.
Okay, now dig up.
Stop. Stop.
Build up.
I hear you get your head. Yeah dig in your head.
One lower, one lower.
You can put a water bucket in there and then swim in.
I'm dragging myself. If you sprint, you can swim.
Oh there we go. Okay, just take the water back.
Taking it back. Yeah, you're good.
There's a water bucket. Let's make a furnace.
Make a furnace, make a furnace, we got a snout for an iron pickaxe.
Fucking diamonds is awesome.
Put the wood in there?
Yeah, this one got a ton of wood.
We still got a stack.
That's enough, that's enough.
We're good.
Okay.
Alright.
You have the iron, it's just kind of bugged there.
We got some in the right.
Okay, now do we remember the little candy cane thing I got this I'll talk you through it
okay, but it's four it's four right so what do I like yeah yeah that's four yep yeah that's
fine this is perfect okay so I'm not then I'm put a block in the middle a block in the middle
block in the middle and then the water next to the block so the water put that block there yet
And then the water's on the left side of the block.
Okay.
Yeah, right there.
Yep, and then you dig the block.
Dig the block?
Dig this one?
No, the one you're standing on right now.
Like, don't be standing on it.
Yeah, perfect.
Break it.
Okay, you can take the water back.
Taking it back.
Yeah, and this already has this hook built for you in the cave.
See the hook on the left?
Dig the one block on the top.
No other one.
Other one.
Put that back.
Yeah, put that one back.
That's the hook.
And then put the two blocks on the floor.
Remember it's the one gap on the, oh good.
Oh fuck, fuck!
Yeah, no, we have way more lava, don't worry about it,
don't worry about it.
I fucked up, I fucked up.
What are you doing?
It's okay, you're good, don't tweak.
No, we can still do it in that spot.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, break the cobblestone that's on top of the other one.
Yeah.
No, no, leave that one.
Leave it here.
Okay, and then on the floor, look to the right,
that's a gap, and then two blocks to the right,
place two blocks.
There and then one of the I you did what I said I said it wrong place break that one and then put it on the left
Yes, now you can put the water on the top of the hook
like this one
Right
Okay
And then and now we just got to go grab the lava from the others
But we can grab it one at a time and we're just gonna put it all around in the shape of the portal
All right, so I can put it like right right there. It's perfect. Yeah, that's the second block over there
Oh, bro, I think I fucked up my run, dude.
No, no, no.
Dude, we, look, we still have 15 minutes.
It hasn't even been 10 minutes yet.
Like, this is still day zero.
Okay.
We're gonna be in the Nether.
Right here.
That's, no, no, no, that's, that's the corner.
We don't need to do the corner.
You can do those ceiling next to it.
Yeah.
That's a ceiling.
Just be careful where we're placing these,
because if we place one wrong, it's gonna be annoying to mine it.
That's ceiling perfect.
No, no, that's still good.
The water's fine.
Just like up to the next show.
I don't have to be the left side.
Left side.
Yeah, you're good.
I got it, boom, I got it.
You need a little bit more, so you can actually, you can grab the water if you want to.
I'm grabbing it.
And move it lower, so put it in the middle at the bottom.
In the middle of the bottom.
Yeah, just so it's not in the way.
And then see how those three cobblestone blocks at the bottom, like the two stone
cobblestone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta replace these.
So mind those out.
You can mind the one on the left too if you want to.
I love it.
Yeah, why not?
Okay, and then we gotta get three lavas to place in the three that you just
mind.
Three lavas.
Okay, okay. So if I put it, I could put it like right here.
Yeah, right there. It'll work.
Uh, all right.
I'm ready. I got it.
Yeah, but you got this.
Perfect. And then it's that one.
You got to leave the water there
because we need to do one more.
Okay, okay.
Perfect. Now it's set up.
Yeah, don't go with me.
Don't go in yet.
Don't go in.
Pickaxe, right?
Pickaxe, and then you can, yeah,
you come on the diamond.
We can even make a diamond pickaxe if there's three of them.
Ooh, ooh, dammit.
Ooh, diamond pickaxe.
Nice.
Holy shit.
I got diamond pickaxe.
I think I won.
Shit, dropping shit.
You good?
OK.
I got that pickaxe in the spot you want to.
Get all the stuff in the spot you want to.
And we can keep the crafting table on the furnace
if we want to.
We're not going to come back here.
OK, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're all right.
Keep it.
Take it.
Yep.
All right.
OK.
Here we go.
All right.
All right.
Bastion.
Bastion bastion
All right first step look in the wall looking at the wall in the wall. There's some gold no
Like look for some golden but inside the wall remember we got to make gold boots
There's some more gold above you
25
much close we 36 I think you're like 31 or something some of the roof right there
you can build up to that show I think I fucked up I think it's behind you know
you're good you hear noises yeah nice okay we probably have enough right now
probably enough okay nice parkour okay let's craft let's craft our boots also
get them get the bed out of your hop bar because if you place that shit we're
gonna blow up we're gonna do that
You're good?
No, you're good.
Okay, we're good.
That's four.
We can make boots.
Okay.
Put the boots on.
All right.
So now, break the crown table so we can get it back so we don't get in the middle.
Get to your strategy.
I want you to hit.
I want you to hit F3 right now.
Oh my God, perfect.
Okay.
Go to 30, FLV.
30.
30.
Go on F, go on 30.
Okay.
And then spin around.
Send a 360.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, and then spin around, send a 360. Keep spinning. It's the way you, okay, slow, slow,
and I'll tell you when to stop. I'm looking at a number, we're kind of like X-raying right
now. Keep going left, it's more left, more left. Boom, right there, that way, that's
where the bastion is.
How the fuck did you know that?
It's this E counter on the top left. See how it says 53 out of 170. If you spin,
360 it's very low everywhere except where the bash in it
Yes, so your effort we back up. We're going this way. This is where the passion
So what is it? So what is each day for it's it's the entity counts?
And that number is how many are like you're looking at and the right number is the total one so
It works through walls. Okay, so it's just the amount you're looking at through the wall. I would say down here
Yeah, watch the watch the ravine. That's I
I learned this from you.
He's moving.
You're getting it.
We got 55 bread.
You're going.
You can just, you can pause.
We can pause.
You can pause.
You can pause.
You're going to die.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
But I'm on pace though.
Yes.
Eat the bread though.
Eat the bread.
You're on three hearts.
Eat the bread.
Okay.
It's more to the right.
You're kind of getting oh, that's one that opens up here. Yeah, you more Brad when it lets you
Come on paste should be in front here. It should just kind of show up eventually
Think it's a little more to your left. We can you can always just spin again
You can go to spin again spin again spin again. Yeah, you got to do your render distance lower
So we have like a because you're seen so earlier f over. Yeah. Okay, so
It's not it's not 50 right there. Yeah, it's not
You should gotta hope it's not stables bro.
No f**k stables, we don't want stables, we want, we want max win.
I see it to the left right there, we gotta build across here, but I see it.
Oh, get in my way.
Oh my f**king god is it actually stables?
No!
It can't be the stables!
It's okay, I'll talk us through it, I'll talk us through it, we have armor, it's
okay.
Okay, so go, like stay down here, dump all up, stay down.
Okay.
This staircase right here, in the bastion in here, go forward.
Yep.
OK.
I want you to leave this a bad part now.
This is a random bad part.
So we're going to go back and go left, yeah, up here.
OK.
And then keep going forward at the top here.
All right.
Go forward.
OK.
Now turn left.
Don't go up.
Turn left right here.
If you break the ground right now, turn around.
Like this blue.
Oh, you see the gap kind of.
Turn around, 180.
There's a little bit in the gap.
Fall in there falling just go in there. They're not gonna hurt you
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you're good. That's just fucking try to try to box in a box in
Okay, we're safe. We're safe. We're safe. You say you actually say
Okay
Just take it so we're good
We're gonna eat another bread
Okay, see this is nether rack on the wall in front of us. Oh, yeah, I'll block some the nether rack to your right
That one right left now left more left more. Okay. That's it. This wall. Yeah
Mind the mind another act in this wall here. That's right. This one. Yeah, the one one to the left as well. Oh
My god, this is good. Perfect. Okay. Now mine through the mine through the blackstone. Just go straightforward. Where you
Yeah, keep going straightforward
Okay
Okay now what I want us to do. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah. Go down the stairs and then block off. Yeah, yeah, whoa, block off the stairs.
Full box. Yeah, perfect. Okay, now we can go.
Oh my god. Gold. So there's three gold here, and now there's more gold. Chill, chill, chill.
Chilly. I just fell right below me.
I heard that. Fuck.
Okay, right here it's the pig blocks to your left.
Okay.
Yeah. Mine go like in the middle. Yeah, yeah, mine sure does.
Oh, I keep going on the side. Yeah, keep on this level. There's all the good blocks
More to the right that one in the more to the right
Perfect now we have all the good so go back up where the stairs work
We're like where you literally had six piglins chase you. We're just gonna go back wait. They can't ever be anywhere
Build up
That was my cry, bro!
Bro, we can do faster, I promise you.
That was okay.
That was my first time.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
But I feel like I was moving, though.
No, you were moving.
That was a good run.
All the steps were there.
But we can be faster on the second run.
Oh, my God!
It took us like two minutes on that portal.
We can totally be faster on that.
Okay.
I'm a a I'm gonna find you get the flow with the village you yeah
Okay, did your green screen ballroom what happened? Yeah, it fell
Well, all right, five, of course, I get a stable.
It's OK.
All right, ready?
I mean, I know now what to do.
The hook not confused me a little bit, but I got this.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
OK, this is the one.
This is the one.
Yeah, you can just say F6 and we'll get in the world.
Oh my God, right into the village, maybe?
Imagine back to back.
Yeah
Nope
Yeah, a lot of planes now
Why am I listening to right now actually you're actually kind of moving though
Like you like I can tell you play some you play some micro back in the day
Yeah, yeah, bro, you're moving a little too fast, but you're moving
I
Don't know why I start to panic like a lie
In every game, that's normal
Do the stables really fucked me
I'm gonna get this. Yeah, we were kind of getting it. Oh, I think I saw no way
It's far away. I see look at another one. They're not that rare. It's okay
Yeah, if you ever like feel like you're panicking in this game we can you can literally always just pause the game too
Oh, it was my time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll pause your time. You can just pause. Okay. Yeah, that's part
That's a good tip. It's it
Daniel Vilder is crazy.
I don't know what I'm listening to.
Come on, man.
Nathan, bro.
I'm not getting Nathan.
Nice! Oh, there we go. Alright, let's go.
Okay, so there's no blocks, we're going to do the same strat that we did though.
We're going to get those stone tools, we're going to kill the goal, we're going to get
the bucket, we're going to go down a cave.
We're going to do the same thing we did last time.
Yep, it is three right?
Three.
Yeah, three.
You can do four because we're going to do more stacks.
You can do four.
Okay.
and then cracking bench and stakes and then fucking move it.
You can mine three and then make a stone pick and then the next six that you mine are going
to be faster.
Okay good tip.
Okay, one, two, three, four,
X, double.
Yeah, need two more. Two more for the high.
Yeah, you're good. That's right here.
You can grab his bed too.
Yep, I'll get the bed.
I think I'm actually moving my speed right now.
I think I'm on pace, actually.
This is good.
All right, here we go.
All right, there's some hay bales right in front of there. We can grab all of them
There's some more to the right
You got a little more show little more there's two there's two beds in this house, too
Yeah
Yeah, breads way better. All right now we got to get some wood so we can just mind all the logs on the side of this
house again
These are chill
Okay, should be a good amount right yes, he said we'll get some more later, but we can kill the
Yeah, you know now that's fine. I like where you're reminding this is actually like perfect
You can buy this hole just strip here therapy there are people that play this game like ranked like they're like good
You know like iron gold that wouldn't even like think to mine this wood. It's actually smart
We like look at this
Yeah, so the golems right here, so we let's get this guy a wooden or hot bar somewhere
And then we got to hit the goal and we got a run somewhere flat behind us this flat. This is good. Yep
Fucking missed it if you crowd just a little easier to hit because you're
I
Awesome, okay. Yep. Let's make a let's crop all our shit bucket bucket. Yeah, let's make all our bread to
It's all good we first
I
You can make a boat to make a boat. Yeah, I need a swim. Yep
All right now there's a river to your right behind you right now
Yeah, just cuz there's gonna be some gravel and this river
Oh, there we go, nice.
OK, all right, now we've got to try to find...
Yeah, you can make the phones still if you want.
OK.
All right, let's look for some lava or a cave.
You can kind of run on this plains for a bit, most of the time.
I feel like there's a cave over there.
I don't know, plains are left.
If you go...
Plains is generally better to look around.
OK.
Because there could just be lava up here.
Like, it could be a lava pool.
Not that we'll go down a cave again.
OK.
Fuck, I sold the last run, bro.
That was literally eight.
No, it's my fault, too.
Look to the right, oh, there's just some pigs, Tim.
Oh, right there, Lava.
It's literally on you.
Oh, my god, nice.
All right, so set up your hopper the way
you want to set it up.
Make sure your pickaxe and your blocks and everything
are good.
I don't know how you usually do it.
That's good to just have it all set up.
OK, so now this is the side.
And I think, yeah, you can mine out the siders
You can kind of step you can go in like one block lower on all of them
Yeah, this is the four. This is perfect, but put a block in the middle block in the middle
And then water on the side of that block. Yes break the block
And I about the hook on the left. Oh, there's some iron down there. Holy shit. I think I'm getting a maximum right now
So yeah, we can go there would so it was there right there three jump place and then hope
boom and then the two blocks on the floor on the right two blocks on the
floor right like this this and then one to the nuts two hooks that's okay
break this thing on the floor to the left of that one word where you're
looking literally right now right right yeah okay grab the water
So I say on the thing nope nope that's fine we're gonna have a lot of stuff
You're good okay you're good okay here that corner yeah that okay we're gonna
have enough lava behind us okay Jesus okay and it's all set up just fill it on
yeah so right here yep yep fill in all the top and then we mind the floor and
I would do that.
Is it right here?
Yeah, right there for good.
There we go.
Actually mine, there's more iron down there.
Yeah, keep mine and iron down there.
Mine that cobblestone too.
That like regenerated.
Yeah, like go grab that iron.
We can stop this and make a pickaxe.
That's enough I think. I think you got one.
Yeah, just make the portal yeah make the portal and then let's um yeah you want more you can
mind I yeah yeah okay all right take the water back and then let's mine some stone around
here the water didn't work here click it again okay yeah okay mind some cobblestones
we can make a furnace to smell the iron.
Got it.
Okay, might be a lot. Okay, we're good.
Alright, that's enough of stuff.
I don't know if we'll smell the iron and we'll go in.
Bro, this is already, like, okay, we don't have a diamond pickaxe, I guess,
but this is already four minutes faster than the last one.
Oh my God.
This pace is insane.
Because you're locked this time.
I know.
This pace is literally insane.
We just gotta wait for the pickaxe to smell it though.
So we're just showing.
Just going to align just to mine.
Just right there.
All righty.
I'll just toss some things.
Nice.
Is my GUI too big?
No.
I play on this size.
I think it's nice for visibility.
It's not too good.
All right, we're good.
Alright, I'm going in.
Yep, you can grab the carbon table if you want.
I'm first to go.
First step is we're trying to get some gold on the wall.
I'm floating on the wall, bro.
By Elm of Hell.
Oh my fuck. That's the worst bomb.
That's okay.
Here, there's a better bomb. Look out to your right.
Look out to your right.
You can kind of boat down there.
Yeah, this is going to be a better bomb.
if you go to the right you'll kind of make it yeah yeah if you place your bow
and just go down here you're like okay
yes man it's okay now we run into this area yeah there should be some gold on
the floor the walls everything yeah right here yeah
it's good tech right there
Okay, there is a pigling around here. He's gonna maybe get mad at you remind us golden
He has not yet come over
You can build up you can build up if you want sir or you can just fucking hit him twice
Hey, he forgot he forgot okay crafting table
I think we're going to do that x-ray thing we did last time around the car.
We're going to hit F3.
F3.
Yep.
And then 30 up over here, remember?
Oh, I forgot.
And we're going to spin until we see that E number on the top left go crazy.
Oh, there it was.
It's like 40 all the way around here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, it's done.
I'm going to go back to the car.
I'm going to go back to the car.
I'm going to go back to the car.
I'm going to go back to the car.
I'm going to go back to the car.
well it's that way so yeah this is good because you can go up this way too oh my
god I'm like sir so I'm actually feeling good about this run
get that bad out of that get that bad out of the way
yeah it's gonna get out of the way you know that would suck
and we got so much wood we can build with this no problem oh okay it was
this way yeah we might go see it I'm not seeing it all right try to try to
always see it we see it across the way wait it's like yeah yeah like if you if
you look see it on the right it's above your bread right now barely
Seriously, oh shit. Yeah, the fog is weird. So we got we got a kind of bill over there
Now no, no, I just got griefed. No, no, no, how do I go creative mode cuz I actually just got griefed by
No, no, no, I don't care. I'm going creative mode and go right back on top. How do I do it?
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Um, okay. Click on...
Um...
There's a way to do it, but like you are falling. Um...
Is this last creative? Oh my god, I was...
Click on open to land. Open to land.
You gotta do cheats on. And then click start land world.
And then log out log out log out seven quick. Okay. Now you're gonna have like respite. So not here pause
Options
And then options. Yeah options good stop resets and quit in the bottom left
And then go single player it's gonna be the second world in the list as a 124 yeah on
Okay, log out log out log out log out
It gives you three seconds of invincibility every time you log in so you're gonna log in you're gonna try to type a game mode creative in three seconds
Okay, I got that
No, it's not maybe the second one. It's cuz it moves them up. It's the it's the 124 one
game mode creative
Good log out
You got a fucking do that just to do the land thing every time
Okay, log in it log in and instantly pause
Okay open the LAN and then once you hit start LAN world you got to try to type
game on create a play can I not up arrow did you I don't think you typed it
correctly wait wait let me let me slash you could you could copy paste you
could also just hit f3 plus and f3 plus and we'll go into spectator
F3 plus N as soon as you hit start land world it will save you. F3 plus N on the keyboard.
I'm about to do that already.
N is in Nathan.
Okay, I hear you.
F3 Nathan.
I got it.
Nathan!
You didn't open land. Just save and quit. You're good. You're good. Save and quit.
Go in and instantly buzz.
Pause. Okay, open a land, a lot of treats on. As soon as you click start land world
in the bottom left then you hit F3N.
You have like three seconds at 3n
Pause so oh you're you did you did you did you did you did okay fly back up like
Wait, what was that right? So do you game? Oh do you game of creative?
Space creative
Okay, now log out and log back in oh
Yeah, that's fine. What do you mean?
Lameke I don't care. I'm finishing this round. Okay
It's fine
You actually had griefs are all he fucks you man. Yes, bro
He literally went on my setup and
He literally went on my setup and just
Yeah
All right. Yeah, join us again. Yeah, now now we're said go open you have to open the land again because we gotta go back in survival
But there's no time pressure here. Yeah
Yes, sir
I'm new slash game mode survival
Okay, now log out and log back in so we can pause and now we're gonna be good
I was doing it for the clip man, okay now we're good
I ran out of fucking oak.
No, no, you're 49 and you're off-hand.
Oh shit. I didn't even notice. How do I...
Make sure we end right here, but that's what we're trying to get over to the bastion over.
Uh...
Over there.
Yes, we see it.
This is the pretty easy one. It's not the max win, but it's the one that's got all the gold shelling on the bottom.
The way you're building is like perfect. This is really good
You can jump we have a ton of bread just put that yeah
You can bow down if you want
Yeah, just keep walking down the boat.
Oh, that's a fucking ghast.
You're good?
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
No!
We can make another boat.
It's just five points.
You're good?
Yeah.
We're good.
This guy called me.
My fucking boat.
Oh, forgot I could...
Yeah, just keep...
You can just run past him and build up here.
Yeah, this is fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so this is like
It's called housing. We're trying to get to the bottom middle area
You have some more blocks to you can use the cobblestone and everything instead if you want to kind of get through the bill over
Actually, you see it. You can actually yeah build over to it, but you don't have to go up
Okay. Oh, yeah, see where you're looking right there that like with this build stack up one
You're not gonna like there now you can see that like gray blocks down there like not black ones with the gray ones
You're trying to fall down there. So I would connect and then like mine down or sort of build down slowly
So what would the pros do here? This is exactly what the pros would do here
I'm not doing it. Are you crazy?
Just mind down slowly. You're doing good. Yeah, you can fall down on the mind on the side and then just keep slowly falling down
Yeah, this is the opening you can go on there.
Up and set it down.
And then keep going up and then keep going up and then left, left, okay.
This lava right here, you want to block it off.
Be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful.
I block it off lower.
Go lower, like look lower.
You can sort of cup it in here.
If you walk where you're looking, then you gotta block up the other way though, because
it's like flowing downwards.
Like we want to go the way it's flowing, but we want to block it up so we can go there.
Don't put a block under it.
If you put a block under it, it's gonna raise up and it's gonna kill you.
This is perfect.
This is good.
So now just block the wall, the side right there.
Yeah, and now it's stopped.
Perfect.
And now we're just gonna wait for it to...
We're safe.
We have the armor on.
Those people aren't mad at us.
We just gotta literally wait a full minute for this lava to drain.
A full minute?
I might as well get some blocks.
Yeah, that's fun
Way the lava is right
Yeah, where the lava is and then it's to the right. It's still gonna drain to the left
We got to go to the right. See how it's still draining which got keep waiting for it to drain
And I'm looking for the pig heads right
yes yes the lava is covering the period blocks it's right here yes see the
like a little hole on the left though that the lava isn't getting into it's
not your it's in sort of the back right there mm-hmm no no not that way on the
floor with the pig heads yep there's a hole though you kind of fucking broke it
so all right here no no it's okay where the pig heads are just dig down
dig down yeah yeah on a pig head on a pig head be careful don't mind the
gold yet though put blocks over your head because the pickles are gonna get
I'm out of here that's why yes and now we can mind all the gold down here but make
sure to mine only at this level because the people can get mad if we break other
ones okay they can get into us yeah there's more there's more it's here
back up to like this start yeah no not up yeah just this level if you mind this
level you're always safe now go right go right yep there's three more blocks
Okay, and then if you go left through that gold looking one, yep, mind that, and then
keep going, go forward, and then a little left.
There should be, I feel like, how many go last year, do you have nine?
Do I not know what to count?
You have seven.
We're missing two.
Loki, I don't know where we're missing the two.
Oh, it's to your left right now.
This way.
Nice.
And then forward one more, and then we're going to go again.
There, so now, the piglins are mad above us.
All right.
They're mad as fuck.
So we got a chill?
Yeah, we got a chill.
See?
Okay, see right in front of you?
See.
That one hole in the wall?
One hole in the wall.
They're right there.
Mind the block above it.
Oh, so they can hit it?
And then one more above it?
Yeah, maybe.
No, no, no.
Not that one.
Not the big face one.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
Hit it here.
Nice.
Punch him.
Punch him?
Yeah, punch one of them?
Okay.
And now you can drop the gold in the hole.
All of it?
Yeah, all of it.
Perfect.
And you can block it up, too, because if we're
walking to it, we're going to pick it up.
You can block up this hole.
Block it up?
Yay.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, block it up?
Just like, block it up.
Just put a block, like, blocks around it.
Like, so we can't see the pigeons anymore.
Because we're going to go up to get it.
We're going to go back up.
OK.
So put a, like, you still don't block it up.
Block it up like this?
Yes, yes.
And now we can go up.
Because now the pigeons are going to be in the hole.
Oh, they're all there?
this and we're going to be safe. Oh I didn't know they're all there. Yep. Now what we want to do,
we gotta wait. We gotta wait a couple minutes so we can kind of overlap stuff. So where
that first hole that you thought was correct? Yeah. It's a smart tool. We can we can drop some
out. Follow this. Okay. If you look up here right? It's about right. That hole you thought
Oh, that's correct. Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
Go that way.
And if you go not out, like, sort of, hug the wall to the right.
Here, yeah.
You think they do this here?
And now fall down a little bit and keep hugging to the right.
It's where the lava is.
Okay.
There's a chest.
Oh.
Open this chest.
Oh, no obsidian.
We got more armor.
We can grab those arrows, though.
And we can grab the string if we want to.
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
You can put that armor on.
And then we can go back around.
careful. Just grab it. Can you grab it? Yeah, so what we can do is they're all done trading
so you can actually dig to the corner. Dig one of the corners out. That's not the corner.
That's not a corner. First corner. Like this. No, like the block you're standing on right
now that's also not the corner like I do not explain a corner more than just a
corner you can just hop in they're not gonna be mad okay okay see if we have
any please just keep dropping shit carry away such as you're up in oh yeah
11 oh close okay I know where a couple more gold blocks are damn okay so the
way we get out of shit open your door open your door keep dropping shit
There's some gravel in here that we gotta pick up.
Drop some, keep the obsidian, drop like a, yeah, that's fine.
Got it?
Okay, gravel, put that in your hot bar.
And if you place it on the side,
like if you jump and place it on the side here,
you can start to come up.
You can get up, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Move!
You can put it above you too, above you too.
Yeah.
Got it.
Nice, okay, okay.
So now, go back to the pigs, be careful.
And now they're kind of getting out, that's okay.
Hmm, dig that one gravel,
so I can kind of get back in the hole.
This is Loki chopped.
I know the pig ones, bro.
No, no, no, we're good, we're good.
Okay, we're gonna, what we're gonna do?
Straight forward.
Yes, and then turn right here.
Okay.
Right up.
And I want you to block this entire thing in that you just went up like right here block this in
box in
And you got to block this pig on off or you got to kill him you can if you if you fucking snack with an axe
He's two shots. I bet
One more nice and then on these pig on these pig blocks right here. Uh-huh. There's three gold if you dig under
Just be a little yeah, do you get there and then there's one to your rights right now
right there perfect so grab these and now if we wait 30 seconds the piglins
are not gonna be mad anymore okay so we're just gonna legit chill here if
you want to you can throw a ton of your bullshit out that we don't need we have a
wooden pickaxe we have the hoe that we don't need keep some of the fire as
keep those three at least I don't need the furnace I need a furnace or no
you don't need the furnace anymore now this is good we clear out a ton of
You can make the gold blocks in the ingots if you want, I'd be careful.
Okay, good, good.
We're just looking out on the lava.
Okay, the piglets are not going to be mad anymore, so we can break where we dug.
They're not going to be mad anymore.
And then go down to see where there's a little bit of them more.
Yeah, right here.
Just dig a little mini hole for them to get into, and you can throw the gold in.
Yeah, literally right here is fine.
Dig one more down there.
Okay, and then just you can just start throwing the gold in there
There's only two so it's fine though. We'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll just let's say we can just sit on them and watch and see if they
Oh not in there
Do the gravel thing again gravel on your head
Okay, and then drop them the gold
Drop them the gold right now, and they won't jump out
Now dig the block and you can see we need one more set of pearls, now keep that string
and go keep that string.
I need the string.
It makes the beds, yeah.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, nice.
We can see if we get even more.
Nice, we got more.
This is totally enough, 25.
Okay.
This is perfect, okay.
So we're gonna go up where the lava is,
because we need to get some obsidian.
I only have seven obsidian.
Back up the big stairs.
Up, up, up, yeah.
Up the big stairs.
Uh-huh.
That's the lava.
And we gotta watch out for the lava.
This is where we block it off.
you can go to the side and build up up up up up yeah because there's some more
chests up here
okay right here so don't open the chest don't open it yet go to the side in
between them and dig straight down the side of the chest and dig down yeah
dig down right here good now put a block over your head now you can dig
and open the chest and the piglets can't get you no no no no no no no
No, no, no, put that block back and you're just done.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Perfect, yeah, this is good.
And now dig under the chest and open it.
All right.
Perfect, there's some more arrows.
Some more arrows.
Okay.
Cool.
Uh, that's...
Okay.
And now there's a chest behind you, 180.
You can do the same thing,
just make sure to cover your head.
And you can do the same thing.
No obsidian still.
What the fuck?
There's one more chest as well, you can grab the arrows, you can grab the gold block too.
You can go up now, they're not going to be mad at you.
There's another chest to your left.
In this little other area where the skeleton is, you gotta kill a skeleton.
Now you'll piece them up, you're only saying one heart, you'll piece them up.
There's a chest down here, just make sure to box yourself in so they don't see you open it.
really don't see you yeah he's good he's good open this really obsidian oh what
the fuck you can break back out there might be obsidian and we have another
go block to let's go back down the lava down there we were to those other
people there's where we built up you gotta dig back down when you built up
be careful you're gonna get him a lava
just hide from him, just hide from him
use a fire resistance potion
yeah or just do this as a safe
just gotta be careful cause there's lava all the way down here
go more left, go more left, this is the wrong way
you gotta like spiral more to the left
more left now, left, left
You opened it up perfect
Okay right here this is good
Remember we walked through turn around
Walked through forward there
And then this is where we're blocking off and it's down the stairs here to your left
To your left
There might be if you fought oh there's a tube sitting right there
Fall into that like hole with the piglins is there a tenth one?
You can jump in
Nine oh we have nine gold they can give us a one obsidian surely
Give them a nine gold
It's genuinely like a 50-50, I think.
Wait, they got one more cycle.
Please.
Go see if they drop there.
You can go walk in the hole and see.
Okay, there's more chests we can loot.
We do have to get a 10th obsidian.
So go down the stairs.
And then 180 to your left.
Down the stairs now.
where this chest kind of was nice okay you can use a fire resistance potion
because we're gonna go out on the lava I don't think I don't think I open this
one you did you did it's straight in the middle out here on the outside right
there you see it right there yeah the piglins are gonna get mad at you that's
a little more gravel is on there's a skeleton yeah oh my god it is skeleton
bro now you want you have the you have the lovers just okay jump over
Just box myself in or?
Um, as long as they can't see you.
So...
As long as this guy can't see you, you can open it.
That's fine.
What the fuck, actually?
Okay, we can go give them another go block.
If we go back...
A city is like a one in ten chance.
So they should...
Woo!
You're good, you have flogged over.
That's why we popped it.
We're good.
Just wanted to go for a little swim.
You gotta build up from the bottom.
You gotta be able to go one high.
Or you can pearl up there if you want to.
You can just throw a pearl up on the wall.
That works, dude.
It was bad.
OK.
Back up to our pillons.
This gold block's going to work.
OK.
It was where the lava was to your left.
It's a little lower.
Lower?
I see another gold block.
You can't.
Yeah, don't mind the one that they're going to only have.
OK.
Where is it?
That's the last resort.
Just down?
OK.
Down to the.
Yeah, where this chest was, you're good.
And then up the stairs.
That was right here.
Oh, I forgot.
I got fire risers.
Yeah, we got fire risers.
That's why I did it.
All right, nine more gold. It's a one in ten negative city and so it should
Come on please
Please
Keep that keep firing because we just want to make a new pickaxe
Keep the string to now it goes
All right, let's check come on
All right, so now we're going to try to do that pie chart thing because I have no idea where the fortress is
I'll talk you do it. Yeah, I shift shift plus F3
It'll pull up the pie chart. Yeah, and I'll click for
four you can pause click for
one
One click one click one
Click three
We got blue blue awesome. Okay pause
pause, go down on your render distance, options are render distance, all the way to two video
settings, render distance all the way to two, and now if you do the pie chart again it's
going to go away.
If you do just a shift F3 again it'll go away, now the blue is gone.
now if you do f3 plus f one at a time hold f3 keep the potchard up and that's a weird
bonus okay shift f3 keep the potchard up and now hold f3 and click f it's gonna up
your render distance by one okay and do keep doing that one at a time until we
see the blue you have to move it all just keep going up until the blue shows
up 13 okay so now we're gonna open our render or open our after again okay we
know the number now this is the collaboration okay what's what's the
word fucking just open your video settings what's the what fucking war
why does a collaboration I go to two calibration fuck I'm so stupid
Calibration, so go to two render distance
To two render distance and then yeah, and now if you go on and off on the pie chart it'll go away
Was it oh shit shift that three you're good. Okay now open your render distance again setting and go to 12
To one under make sure it's 12. Okay
Perfect now you can unpause that's fun
Okay, now do F3, I'm pausing him.
F3.
I'm pausing him.
F3 plus G, not FG.
Alright.
Okay, now there's little borders on the screen, so if you go back up the stairs, we're
going to walk through the border right here.
You can place the block.
Is it this way?
It is that way.
Holy shit.
That's the way we're going.
Alright.
distance if you want to and if you want to throw a pearl straight in front of you you can
not on the fucking whoa oh my god oh my god oh my god okay you gotta run to the right
that was so tweaker you guys okay let's just pause and show we're pausing show pausing show
We're gonna eat more bread
We're gonna take the bullshit off of our screen. We're gonna hit f3g again
And it's gonna take this whole like yeah fucking chunk shit off of our screen
It's gonna take
The coordinates off of our screen
And we're gonna eat some bread and we're gonna show i'm a i i made a bad call it is what it is
No, i just threw it at the fucking wall
You did throw it at the wall, but i did tell you to just throw it i could have been more
No, no, no, that was what I mean.
All right, so eat bread F3, what, F3G?
F3G is going to take these little lines off your screen.
OK.
And then you're going to F3 just to take the whole fucking
text off your screen, too.
OK, cannot.
I'd be careful with that.
You can, but it's just I'd be careful.
This is gravel, too.
It's going to fall.
You can do soul sand.
You can do soul sand if you want.
Soul sand is a good block.
OK.
It's to the right more is the way we want to be going that the straight the way you're
looking at this is a world you see it to the right I think you did
ghost go for this way I think we saw it if you look a little more to the left they might
kind of show up in the edge of your vision look more left that is that a fucking bastard
treasure that's unbelievable so should I go back or yeah yeah go back go back go
back and then we're gonna go right we actually just got unlucky so wait that's
the fucking that's the next one that's the spawner that's that's the spawner that
you're picking up with the pie chart thing treasure is has a magma cube
spawner at the bottom so when you're doing the pie chart thing it can either
pick up the blaze spawner or it can pick up the magnitude so I gotta redo all
that now we're just gonna run this way we're gonna see it for us
holy fucking speed those jeez I know when you're this fast you don't have to
sprint jump go left more go stay in the speed boost area you can eat a
bread if you want to yeah this is looking crazy holy shit
I'm just getting unlucky right now a little bit that was kind of a monkey
weapon oh I think you saw it yeah yeah it's pretty that's fortress so I eat
her okay we yeah we don't have fire resistance up though you gotta put a
fire resistance up again you can just jump through a pearl straight jump
through oh my god that was eat some bread though eat some bread that I was
We do not need to throw ourselves in after I just I was trying freestyle a little bit
You're good. Okay. Okay. We're here though
Make sure we eat some food and if we go to the left, it'll be more safe because those skeletons are the right
Let's get some blocks to some better blocks the soul sand is good block a stack of it perfect
You can go to the left to you don't we don't the pearl anymore
Like oh no go like right. I'm just trying left though like
You don't have to go straight to the skeleton, you can just turn left here, this is what I'm
doing.
And then you can just keep running on the top of this, up those stairs to the right.
Wait, they don't aggro, right?
The withered skeletons?
The withered skeletons will aggro, but I think there's a guy aggro behind you, but
you run way fast up these stairs, you'll run away from them.
I hear blazes.
keep going up the stairs and you're gonna see a spawner in front of you right there to your right
you see it it's right in front of you all right yeah that one the spawner up there yeah we're gonna
build up to that i thought i got a jump boost it's the speed thing it's a speed thing that's why
it's weird just make sure you're crouching you're building that because this is the speed block
All right, so just get one.
Yeah, just go.
Okay.
That's fine, we have a hella bright, we're good.
All right.
Okay, all right, can you hit F3 for me real quick?
I didn't get three.
Okay, perfect.
This is good enough.
You can do it enough.
I just want to see where our coordinates were.
The stronghold could be close to us.
Okay.
coordinates were. The stronghold could be close to us.
Not just wait or... mind this out maybe?
If you got a mind out, just mind out the floor.
You're good, you're good. So I got food.
How many blades was there? 8? 6?
We need like... let's try to get 8. 6 is enough, but they could break.
That's okay. We'll make a new one. You can cable it. Let's do another fire resistance
potion as well. You only have one left. You splash it straight down on you. Okay. Now
back up out of the way. Craft this from the other side because it's just going to spawn
on you and you're going to get hit. So if you craft it a little more away, go to
left you have iron nuggets in the top right you can make um
think I'm gonna shout out right now yep yeah and then make a pickaxe and an axe
enough for both you can make a yeah axe to perfect and now so make sure you set
those up cool
I'm stuck in the sky.
You're gonna better watch out.
We'll try to get one more.
Gimme.
Gimme.
Give me!
Give me!
Ah, well, I'll get one more, I'll get one more shit.
So don't worry about these other guys, we can just do the guys with the spawner.
Ah.
Okay.
Oh, you said don't worry about it.
I mean that guy's close, you can do it, I didn't realize he was that close.
Yeah, there's some terrain down here, that's fine.
I thought he was like way more out of the way.
Buddy, give me a rod.
You can go pick it up, you can drop down there, it's fine.
Okay, now, we have to build our portal.
So, yeah, we can go back up here.
Okay.
Watch out, watch out, there's gonna be another skeleton.
Get ready to fight.
Behind you, behind you.
He's gonna go up this stairs behind you.
Behind you.
Behind you.
The staircase.
Oh, see.
Yeah, block it off.
Just block it off.
Yeah, perfect.
Now, let's build...
We're gonna build our portal for our obsidian right up here.
Okay.
So put two for the floor.
Put a floor.
Yes.
And now hit the corners, not with obsidian.
Yep.
do three on each wall be very careful
yeah and then you got to build the blocks on the corners
and then you can build two
and then the two connecting those very careful
yes now we can use our phone steal and perfect timing you might get hit with
fire but it's okay perfect all right we're good all right pop a bed we can
sleep if you want yeah perfect all right let's make all of our let's make all
of our eyes all right no okay eight eight rods into 16 we need to grab them
before you can do it all I see eight rods 16 and then make them make all of
Shift click and then you can do it with the eye with the pearls. I forget how to do these like this. You're good
This is it. Yeah, I'm ready all of them
We don't need the pearls for anything else. We're okay. Now. Let's just throw an eye and we're gonna go the way it goes
Just watch the triggers. Okay, we're gonna go we're gonna go that way for like a minute
And then we're gonna throw another one. I'll tell you when I throw another one try to go straight that way
Okay, while we're here, let's get some more wood, because we used all of our wood for building
and stuff.
You can drop your wooden pick, actually.
Oh, you have enough space.
That guy's the wood pick.
That was with us since the beginning.
Okay.
Just keep running this way.
We got to maybe run out of 20, 30 seconds.
I'll tell you when I throw another one.
Okay.
I was with us since the beginning.
OK.
Just keep running this way.
We got maybe run out of 20, 30 seconds.
I'll tell you when I throw another one.
Keep on.
Keep going.
Is this just all like forest?
That's kind of a monkey.
Keep going.
Okay, when we get over to this planes you can even go a little bit to the right of this planes and we get there
Another eye and we can see where it goes. Just make sure to stand still and then throw it
And so bro, okay, so point that's fine. We might be like we gotta pick it up though. I'll get a broke
That's okay. We got we can break three more
I think I'm on pace though
No, this is still good run. I think it's gonna be pretty far though. I think we should run a few minutes at least
couple minutes and then we'll throw another one. Yeah hit F3 for a second to see what
the coordinates were at. Yeah this is fine. We're good. You can turn it off. You're riding
a diagonal to the right. You can go more straight. Yeah. Now you're going left, bro.
Let's go straight.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're good.
You're chillin'.
All right, Matt.
So you just keep running?
You just keep running.
We're not using the little calculator thing.
The setup is way too crazy for a day one thing.
If you want to throw another eye when we get to the coast
right here, you can.
and we can get a better like angle because we're going to maybe vote with
us
okay it's just a fort
but we're gonna be going in the ocean too so you can make another boat
and let's look on if you look in the water i think it dropped so we should
try to like
uh...
turn on
it really breaks you
that's gonna break, I think it broke. okay that's fine, that's okay, we just
We know it's trickle, so it's fun.
I think we're going to need to pop a boat after this because it looks like it's going pretty oceany here.
It's good though, a boat is good because it's faster than sprinting without using any hunger or anything.
Why so strange? This is two-hour speedrun.
Yeah, you can just boat straight forward into the ocean, that was the way it was going to be.
I'm going to get under a spoon hour.
We got 20 minutes.
All right, nothing like a little stroll in the fucking boat
It's been two Minecraft days by the way, that's how fast this run is like I was that's 41 minutes
Well, that's two Minecraft days. That's that's a lot of days
But compared to like what it used to be like this is crazy fast is my point. Yeah, thanks
All right
Can you go more right into that tiger bottom just like a little darker forest and then
once we once we get on the coast here I want you to throw another I want you to throw another
eye.
I just pick up my boat.
Yep.
You can pick up your boat.
If you hit it with your axe it'll break faster.
You gotta get out I guess.
Okay.
And if you throw an eye.
Okay.
We gotta go through this jungle.
It's kind of fucked.
Okay, we gotta go through this jungle. It's kind of fuck
How do they keep breaking that's actually not good. How many do I need?
Well, it's well, oh
But there's no way actually get eight and fucking five of them are gonna break. We'll see
Yeah, I'll just we'll run honestly through like almost this whole jungle
I
You can bow across this this water. It's gonna be fast
I
This is good. We got a lot of time still
Wait, is RGA my time or it's the bottom one it's a bottom one we got 15 minutes
So what is our chance?
It's just the time with the pauses the I just use the time without the pauses. That's all that matters
All right, if you want to, we could, we've been running for a while, uh, let's run
a little longer until we throw another one.
It's crazy that three of them broke already.
If you want to like in the middle of this water you can get out of your boat, just hit
shift and then stand on it and you can throw another eye just so we can like see where
it goes.
It's still there.
That's okay.
It's just okay when we use one.
Make sure you pick that up though.
Still going.
it's fun make sure you pick that up there
still going kind of lucky we could have been literally on top of the stronghold
where we built the portal that's just kind of like you but can't be it can't
be like too too far like the max it can be is like a couple thousand blocks and
we've already probably ran at least a thousand part of the journey
Check out the little laugh, we gotta build up this hill there again.
Let's try.
record beat the game seven times already about me alone I'm moving I'm moving
right now I'm on pace
first park alone
got the king of the jungle
I
Actually moving
That's John is so big though. Okay, if you want to throw another eye when you get on top of this tree you can
All right, please dude
I know I can break one more time and then we're 100% safe so if it breaks two times
times. That's a gamble.
Bro, I just got fucked.
We started to find them?
What was the letter we sent?
First ever time I don't know.
Probably worse than this.
Geez.
People in my chat are saying two hours.
No.
Oh, Ludwig?
Ludwig was two hours?
With your coaching?
I don't think he got any of his clothes from me the first time. He started by himself
Bro another I right now you can I feel like we're getting closer. Yeah, like on top of this tree
Dude, bro, that's actually crazy
Oh my god, oh my god, there's no way right?
How fucked am I?
We're probably so good you've got high hopes
Yeah, maybe they're too high
We're doing our best though. I can't believe how far this is
Run through the whole map. It's her nighttime. I know
We've actually been running for 10 minutes and so it's got like we've ran at least a
couple thousand blocks.
I can't believe it's farther.
Fuck, dude.
I've got to be being pretty close.
I'm literally running out of blocks.
It's actually getting back.
You're more so soon.
In the bottom right?
Oh.
Oh.
I've got to be being pretty close. I'm literally running out of blocks since I actually get
back. You're more so, son. In the bottom right.
Oh. Oh.
Should I sleep?
Oh, you can. There's so, there's so little mobs in the jungle, though. Like that was
the first guy you saw but you can't sleep I don't think it's stupid
your movement is cleaning this jungle bro it's just crazy that it's this far
oh my god I ran through the entire jungle biome I have one breath left oh my god no
I don't know, it's okay.
When you get another more open area, we can throw another eye. Surely, I'll go fucking backwards.
If you want to call a pig for food, you can.
Okay. Oh my god, there's planes. Oh.
Nice. Yeah, I'd throw, I'd get in the boat in the middle of this river here and then throw another eye.
Please don't break
Bacchus there we go
Okay
Okay, I ran past you
Good though. So where should I go? Oh, I gotta go back though
obviously okay let's run that way for maybe like 20 30 seconds I'm gonna stay
on the like line that it was like a little more right now I'm doing all
this is dying the fucking no one seconds we're clean bro we have
hella beds to have like 14 beds okay I'd go up a tree right now try to
another eye. Yeah, just build up on one of these shoes right here.
Got the owner here, see where it goes. It's fine. Yeah, so it's like growing here. Yeah, yeah, so you can put some blocks on the ground if you
you want to build a line so we know which way it's going.
Yeah, and then if you run, that's good, it's good.
Okay, and then...
Go a little more forward, go to the right on that tree, to the right more.
Yeah, throw the eye right here.
See where it goes.
It's literally right there.
It's literally right there.
Don't break.
Nice.
Okay.
Open up open f3 plus g
Okay, and now it's literally right where you build the pillar like genuinely dig down right where your pillar is
That's actually insane. Yeah. Yeah, this is exactly where the start in the staircase of the strong
I'm gonna be like right on your pillar. Okay
Pickaxe yep
I
Know food it's okay
Okay, we're just gonna go down them yeah, go down it and we're just gonna go straight down the middle you watch the creepers
Oh my god, oh my god, holy shit
No
Place your bed place your bed and like look it
Okay, and now if you dig a hole dig two blocks down straight down
Stand in the hole and stand in it and pearl and a pearl straight down
Now respond and now you have all your help back. Oh my god. That's not making you. That's not making grab your bed
No, no, that's a valid. We do all the time
I'm gonna reset probably once a run like
That's totally valid. Okay
Okay, you're good. It's not that middle, so we got it. No, no, don't look that way.
You can do F3G to take your little lines off.
Okay.
And I'll go through the iron door to the right. Either one of these, pick one. It doesn't matter.
Okay, other one can. That's okay.
Just trap myself.
Chase.
Do the sign on door.
Do the sign on door.
Is there, like, a specific turn around?
Okay, I want to do the fucking...
Okay, go to the right, like back on this
this five-way thing, and then go forward
where this way is. Do we see it anywhere here?
No, we don't. Okay, turn around. We're trying to go too far deep, so go
back all the way where we were, and then go down on this five-way
way thing here go down here yet see where this goes come on come on give it to
me there it is all right so I gotta break this okay yeah break it break it okay and
now you can just you just fill it in
all right so we can go forward wait I don't have any beds no we do we can make
we can make a ton of beds we can make like 12 beds so all right now now that
You can pause. You can pause.
Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. I need to reset.
Yes.
So we're going to go to the center.
The center.
Fountain.
Actually step one
is F3 plus B.
F3.
We're going to do the hitboxes.
So we can see the dragon better and we can see Enderman better.
We're going to always be looking up, so we're not looking at the Enderman.
We're always going to be looking up.
Up at the dragon, not at the Enderman.
okay okay that's step one okay step we're gonna do we're gonna build up a little bit
just so we can see what we're dealing with we're gonna craft all of our beds you have wood you
have string we can use a string to make wool we can make bed we can literally make like 12 beds
how do i make how do i make wool from free i'm gonna ask bot question i don't know that's okay
it's just uh uh two by two and the it's uh for like okay okay so not crafting bench not
needed but needed you don't need craft events for the wool you need crafting
for the beds but not for the wool you can do the wool here we're gonna make our
wool then we're gonna make our beds we gotta like throw out some bullshit we
have a ton of bullshit we can throw out one okay um then we're gonna see the
bedrock we're gonna put those like the like supporting obsidian do you
remember do you want me to show you the supporting obsidian that we put the
Yeah, I remember but what I forgot that placement now. I'll show you I'll show you sleep to reset spawn
if you
If you sleep if you blow up the button then you die. Okay, so imagine I'm you right now. Okay, you're gonna be
We're like kind of in here. We're gonna build up. We're gonna be right here. Okay, we're gonna craft all our beds
We're gonna have our beds. You have your low obsidian here. This is where we spawned in. We're gonna run straight forward past this one tower here in the middle.
Straight forward. And then it's two blocks above this torch. One, two.
Okay.
That builds a little supporting obsidian. And then we back up to the tower. I'll show you this is the full thing we're doing.
doing. Sit here. Once the dragon starts doing big circle around this tower, we'll see you
in a second. That's how we know we can go in. It's going to just be mad circling this
tower. Go in. It didn't even circle that much, but yeah, go in. And notice, remember, it's
turning on the right, so we're going to go on the right, and then first swing. Remember?
I
Want to be by toys, bro, that's cool. It's cool
It's cool.
It's cool.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
No, you're good.
You're good.
That's it, though.
That's it.
Okay.
All right.
So above the torch, two blocks.
Two blocks above the torch.
Yeah.
We're going to make our beds first.
Two blocks above the torch.
Okay.
All right.
I got this.
Here we go.
Yes, you got this, man.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
So I'm gonna build up and get a crafting table yeah build up f3b for the hitboxes first remember
We can't look at any of the end just off the off the rib f3b. Yes after it that 3d
That's f3n f3d perfect. We're gonna we're gonna go up
We're gonna make our beds so you can do your you can do your wool first just a two-by-two
There is more string too. You have more string. You have way more whole stack down there.
Perfect. Now let's throw out our bullshit first.
Throw out bullshit. Don't need that.
You have two pickaxes. You don't want to pickaxes.
Stop playing a little bone action.
Don't need that.
Run run run run run.
That's all good. Perfect. Now make your beds. We have enough health.
Perfect. All good.
Don't need to worry about any of that shit anymore
Okay, okay now. Let's run in remember
Don't look at any man. I remember we're looking up
Okay
Yep, and then on the same side that we're running in here to what?
to up yeah to up
You're doing great
Yep, one dude perfect now back up back right where we came. Okay, look mouse up mouse up
Yep
Now turn around and let's just look at the dragon
And just wait and see it's either gonna fireball us and then we're gonna have to move out of the way
And you'll hear it when it fireballs us and we just got to move out of the way
Just watch the ground to your side don't step that is bad. Yeah, don't step on that you can be in front of it
it's gonna expand a little bit too so you got to be careful to not walk over there
what's here?
i'm not scared of you
you're good
oh no you're good
okay dragon might be might be spinning around the tower oh no it's not it was getting closer though
just fucking spinning bro
okay it's shot at you you're good you're good you can go back to the tower the first little thing is gone
the first little thing is gone it ran out
It's okay we have enough health because you have armor so it's not going to do half hour
on the beds.
Might be spinning around the tower let's watch the dragon and see.
My god he's doing it.
Oh I didn't stay though.
Look where.
Might shoot you again.
Oh I hit the, no no you're gonna hit the tower it's fine.
You can stand back.
I'll shoot you again.
Oh, I hit the...no, no, you're gonna hit the tower, it's fine.
You can stand back.
This is just random.
You just gotta wait for it when she wants to perch.
This is just completely random.
Maybe.
Ah.
Go to that left tower.
Let's go to the middle one.
Spin the spin.
Come on.
Oh my.
Right here.
Dude.
You're good. Just watch out.
You're chilling. You can just stand on the side here.
It doesn't expand that much. It expands a couple of blocks.
like you're standing right here is
why is it is it like not usually supposed to take this long it's just
random it totally can't take this long I'd say that we're a little unlucky at
this point but not crazy you can go back to where the first one show you it's
It's gone now.
Do you want to be as close to this tower as we can be?
Please.
Please enter, I beg of you.
Just spin over that one tower.
Please!
I got a minute left.
Please!
Spin!
Spin!
Oh, is it going to keep going up?
Spin!
Oh, okay.
Go in, go in, go in.
Okay, just watch it.
Just watch it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can stand right here.
You can stand right here.
Wait, that corner?
That corner if it's on the right, other corner if it's on the left.
Alright, alright, here we go, here we go, I'll practice, I'll practice for this shit, come on.
Here, here, pause real quick, pause real quick.
It's the dragon!
Yes, you can, I want you to take the crying obsidian in your nine slot, the nine, the nine, just drop it behind you so you don't accidentally place it.
And then that's all I want you to do, and then turn back around.
So just drop this block right here.
Just drop this behind you so you don't accidentally pick it up because you might place it in a
bad spot if you're like pick blocking or panicking and people mess it up a lot.
So just drop it behind you so it doesn't get in the way.
That's all.
Just so we only have beds.
You can get another bed there.
Perfect.
It's going to snap soon.
Please, please snap.
Please snap now.
Snap now.
Okay.
And then watch the way it spins.
It's on the right.
So it's the corner you were looking at.
And then just get it set up.
And you have a lot of time.
I'll tell you when you should be kind of ready to do it, it's so hard.
And then you want to do it on the first spin always.
So do it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
You're good?
Nice.
You're good?
OK.
One more?
Click.
OK.
Oh my god! I won that win!
I don't wanna win!
God no!
It was close bro. The timing was kinda good at the start and then you were doing it...
It was the first time you ever... you were doing it too early.
That was the fucking crazy thing.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
You're doing it too early all the other time you're doing it too late I call those guys are too early
That's okay
For how the first real run though, oh my god, that's my technically technically we did she cuz wrong grief dress
Yeah
Technically did she
Thank you. No, thank you so much
Thank you so much. Oh your movement your movement is clean dude. Like you got um
You got some like OG maca skill in you
Yeah, obviously, I just can't have what I guess just can't get the time right
I'm such a bad one, I got W. Farnberg.
I'm gonna do one more on my own,
because I don't wanna, you took a lot of your time
to help me.
I'm down, it's up to you, I don't mind.
No, no, no, no.
I do wanna try on my own,
because eventually I'm gonna get like a,
at least like 15 minute time or something.
I think around like the 20 to 25 minute mark
when it gets like pretty hard to improve. But like if you, I intentionally like didn't
tell you like so much shit to where like if you do want to just like put a time into it
and learn a lot of stuff like there's a lot like even the things I taught you there's
a lot more advanced that you can go into like and so like it's such a knowledge game
at the start like once you sort of know everything I think 15 minutes is ambitious but like
at least a 20, 25 minute time is like doable for I think like everybody if you just like if you know
all the stuff you know and you have you have the movement bro you have the Minecraft like skill
there's a lot of people that like get into learning the game that like don't know how to use the
mass and keyboard like it's like Minecraft's like their first game you know what I mean like you
you have that like backbone you know okay so it's definitely more possible for you than it
is for brother thank you bro I'm gonna I'm gonna lock in and do this on my own
this runs dead I have one bed left now I mean you could shoot all the towers
with the arrows that we have yeah but you have half hearts if you get hit by
literally anything and you're gonna you're gonna run out of sprint to yeah
I like it's
Well damn
I feel it you know, I feel you didn't brother game is hard. We got here. It was good
All right, well
Well, any like words of encouragement before I go in this so lower and real good. Um
Um, did the whole nether like is the hardest part?
I mean, I guess the kill the dragon is hard too, but like you low key boss to
fuck out of the nether and like your movement, like I said, is clean.
Like obviously, like you compare it to like the pro pros.
Like it's not all that, but like for this is like the first time you probably
play Minecraft in a while, I'm like genuinely impressed with how you're
moving through that jungle.
You, you saved like minutes on like people that are like new to the
game just goes like, you're like, you're moving through it.
You're moving through it.
Thank you. So you have the like that default skill in you. You just got to like
Yeah, it's literally just like a learning game
You gotta know so much shit because every seed is random like you can't just learn one thing you got to be able to do everything
But you got that you got that innate in you. Thank you, bro. Thank you
Thank you farmer egg. Thank you farmer
Allah, I'll be on my way now then. Thank you so much like genuinely
Thank you for taking the time to teach me but now now I installed this speed running
Minecraft speed when I think I'm about to go on a speed running art because this was genuinely like I'd want to break records
Well, maybe one day I could be like you bro
It's possible. I'm not about anymore. You can catch me. I'm not
All right, I'll say I'll see you later. Okay. I'll see you man. Good luck. Good luck
There's W fine bird, bro stop saying I'm not hopping on again bro. What?
bro, what?
It's fucking time, bro
Kill me
kill me I deserve fucking death I guess you're doing bashing alone yes the
fuck I am bro everybody spam f6 this is the one this is the one this is the
One
Village give me a village ma
Give me a village
Give me a village
Here it is village here it is
Get this shit off me.
What is this?
F3, F3 what?
Oh fuck, F3B?
F3B.
I don't need coaching, bro.
Fieber got me.
He was my training wheels.
This is no training wheels. Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Day one or one day, but four. He said four. I remember four. Four.
Three, three, three, three!
I'm on pace, I'm on pace, I'm on pace, I'm on pace, I'm on pace.
Bed, give me the bed, give me the boy, fuck the door.
Fuck the door, pickaxe.
I'm on pace, I'm on pace, I'm on pace, was there one?
What was it what was it what nine nine nine
X
Shovel
Oh you fucking idiots it was for her bro
I'm fucking on my time already, bro
Made a hoe for what I'll tell you what I need a hole for you bought like a bunch of bots, bro
fucking fucking hey I need a knee hey bro only one hey no no please no blacksmith
there's no blacksmith where is a bed I need the need a hole I need the hole
here you need a hole but this is why I need a hole to get to harvest the hay
but bro there's no hay but this house is really oh it's nothing else fuck
Where is the hey I see lava though I see lava and that's not a lava pool
All right, I'm gonna gonna kill the iron golem here
Up the hill oh here we go oh yeah that's a lot this is more than enough right here
this is for my entire run there we go oh my god why not more
I should be good. I should be good here gonna place this right here gonna go like this gonna get my bread
Speed running and speed running crafting here. Wow. Wow, look at that speed look at the agility
Bang 64 bread. That's more than enough. Wow. Wow. Okay time now what now what now what?
Okay, now what now what and I need lava now. I need lava now. I need to go get lava
No, I need a bucket bro. That's exactly why
Okay, I need gravel and lava
On anymore what is low
Bro, I have no music, I have no music, I have no music, I have to play music, I really have to play music.
Where's the gravel? Need a river?
Okay, there's a cave? You're allowed to pause? I understand that, I don't need to pause though.
Need a gravel though. I need gravel
Sorry I'm lucky enough for God I can possibly be a you right bro give me the flint
We're going to go into that cave, let's try to go planes here chat, go deeper, go deeper,
And deep up I see it I see it I see it I see it but maybe not a pool though
Maybe not a pool though. Could I need at least three iron here?
Beds bro, bro, I can crack that's later. I don't need beds right now. I need to train the beds
That's not enough, bro, that's not a pool right
Where's the pool oh here. Oh my god, this is the right
Nooo
DIAMOND DIAMOND DIAMOND DIAMOND DIAMOND
I don't need diamond though
It's lapis
DIAMOND
It's lapis
It's lapis
I don't hear lava, I don't hear lava, I don't hear lava, I don't hear any lava.
I don't hear any lava man!
Why 11?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is the lava from I went this way already right oh my god F3 Y11
I just dig down.
Where?
Am I down here?
Lava!
Redstone lab!
Damien!
Damien!
Damien!
Damien!
Damien!
Damien!
Damien!
Damien!
diamond no this is a diamond I just seen bro
what am I doing right now bro I'm selling I'm selling so much where am I
where am I digging bro I'm really just digging cobblestone oh my god bro I'm
Oh
Bro how unlucky
To a surface
Restart bro, I'm gonna reset. I just I have to reset here. It's literally just no lava and that's down here with me
I see you. I see you. I see you. Literally the same path where I deserve death.
It's okay. It's okay.
Village, village, village, village, village, village, village, village, village, village,
Village? Village me, bro. Village me, village me, village me, village me. Village? Village!
Where is the village? It's all I need. It's all I ever wanted. It was just a little village sign.
Is that a sign of a village?
VILLAGE!
Is that blacksmith as well?
But what do I do with the blacksmith though?
Oh, iron.
Iron, bro!
IRON!
Oh my god.
I need wood though.
I still need wood.
Oh my god.
I'm actually on pace.
Oh, yeah, that's actually the room
Okay X
Uh, I mean
What am I doing here? Iron axe, iron axe. Watch the little one though.
Get a shovel and then I need a hoe.
I don't need a hoe.
I need a hoe.
I need to get a furnace too.
Lava! Lava! Lava! Do I need that? No.
bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket
Where the fuck is the rest of the village
Here we are
Here we are here. We are here. We are chasing chase me. Why do I need why do I do that?
Why did I do that, bro? I don't need I already got the iron, bro
Why did I do that?
Learn learn learn mistakes and you made
Where is the where is the wood? I mean the weed weed let the weed the fucking hey, bro
I don't see any more hay, I don't see any more hay, bro, what is this village biome?
I
Get beds, but I can get beds later. I don't need beds right now. All right, so I'm gonna start running around for lava now
Well, if I get a lava would oh, yeah, I think a lot of water
It's okay, I'm on pace, I'm really on pace.
Oh yeah, I'm on pace.
Where is it?
Where's the graver?
being the guy that just said build a house
Bro, we don't build houses man. This is a fucking speed run
All right, so do I go in a cave now iron? No, I don't eat iron. Is this a cave?
this is my list oh hold on could be max win here water bucket
Lower, lower, deeper, deeper, deeper, I don't like this path right here.
I'll take the string bro.
When does this speed run start?
I'm doing it right now!
I'm on pace!
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, there's a lot of mobs.
I see lava!
I see lava!
Give me a pool bro!
AHHHHHH!
Chicken jockey! Chicken jockey! Chicken jockey! Chicken jockey! Chicken jockey!
You're dead. Goodbye.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
HUUUUUUUUUH!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh! DIMON! DIMON! DIMON!
Okay, alright.
Four.
Okay.
Then a fuck block water break up alright here we go and then if I remember correctly
it's one two no no no one two three hook yes or no yes or no now I forget what is the
other thing what is the other thing two more two then two blocks on the right to the floor
Right next to the shit I just built, right?
Too flat on the right.
Right here, right here, right here, right there.
No, right here.
La peace.
La peace.
La peace.
La peace.
I'm actually moving, I'm actually moving right now, I don't know bullshit, I'm moving.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'm not going for
world record here guys wait can I break this or no yes but would have been faster
if I got the diamonds and then made a diamond pickaxe.
It takes 41.7 seconds.
Mistakes, mistakes are made.
Mistakes are made.
Well, mistakes don't define you.
Wait, wait.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Alright, if I remember correctly, I need to F3 zoom in.
Get Gold first.
Bro! El Bayon! Bad Bayon's! Bad, very bad Bayon's!
FUCK!
Where am I, bro? Am I in hell?
I am in hell because it's the nether, but...
Bro! El Bayon!
Okay, I'm making it, I'm making it, I'm making it.
I'm almost water bucketed.
It's okay. It's alright. It's okay.
System
Many of these do I need bro what the hell only three
Where am I what is this I need 36, okay
There it is. There it is.
Oh, this is Max. This is Max here. This is Max here.
Alright, alright, alright. That's more than enough.
Oh my god. Am I dendrohead? Oh my god.
Get this fucking hole out of me.
All right
So there's nothing that's 50, but this is the most over the year
There's nothing that's 50 bro what do I do good 35
you
you
you
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You
My fucking boat broke I need another one
What was that radio radio activity in the fucking biome she got me flashbacks of rust
Oh God.
Get away from me.
Get away from me!
Hmm...
fuck bro genuinely fuck bro nice Jason died to a magma fuck you appreciate the
uh a good updates dude good good updates my god bro wait bro why yeah
I'm gonna do a speed one a day I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do a day where if like I don't do under a ton
It's gonna be a punishment wheel or something
Right into the drama saying
Bro, but I feel like, I feel like my first day speedrunning, I could do it.
I could dead ass do it.
Bro, I feel like I'm not that bad.
I learned a lot.
I did decent, I feel like.
bad how did y'all fuck with that did y'all fuck with that first step look in
the wall looking at the wall in the wall there's some gold no no no no bro I
I was literally I was I was
This is the way when you want to give me a birthday Halloween. Yeah, I'm gonna be in Japan with me
That's the American agent. Yeah, that's not her to
That ass
Yo, I'm like he's taking up the entire fucking
Holy shit god damn
Hey, I guess we all gonna be in Japan bro. Fuck you check the m's for messages
Hey
What about me back rug? I mean, bro, I don't know about me back row. Oh
I mean, bro, I don't own me back. I
don't own me back
Maybe not
Or one motor sport
hey congratulations on the turbo s brother I'm gonna send you a link for the
exhaust build it out with the options you want send me a screenshot I'll bring it
up to the team and see what we can do for you hey what you mean build it out
the what do you mean build it out though build it out with what options you
want build it out like material titanium what do I do here ask one
Yeah, it's wrong, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Hey man, I don't mean to bother you man, I'm live right now, but are you already tucked
in bed?
What you want, bro?
It's a 15 hour flight, I'm tired, bro.
Okay, it's good. Just quick question, bro, for like an exhaust.
Don't really know what I'm looking at. I was like, you know, where's the guy to call here?
Um, what should I get? Stainless or titanium?
Titanium.
Titanium and then valves? Yes or no?
For you probably, because you want to turn it off.
Okay, bet. All right, bet.
All right, that was it.
I could just ask my God.
Wait, who you work with?
I know the owners of one the fuck hell yeah, they're not gonna give you this
They don't give any discounts, but they'll just make it for you. They'll put you above people probably oh
Like to come in the past. It should take like months sometimes. Okay our belt. Yeah, you could
Thank you bear
They DM'd you? Oh yeah, they did.
I'll send a screenshot right now.
So do I just send a screenshot sound clip?
So, I guess I'll just send a screenshot of this right here.
right here. Material Titanium Valves, yes.
What the...
I can't...
I'll drag it, bro.
Let me...
Let me...
Windows...
Shift-S.
Alright, and then...
And bro, dude, how do you fix this?
It's like glitched.
Oh, there we go.
Nice.
What does the demo does?
Huh?
Is that fucking motion or shit?
Yeah.
Fuck, you have a copy?
Oh my God, oh my God, yeah.
No shit, yes.
Copy? There we go, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Let's go, man.
Let's go!
They don't want to let me know.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I
Fuck
Fuck you and you and you
When he says you're trying to get a 15 15 I stopped talking mom mom now 15
Geez, I mean bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna literally practice this shit. I genuinely
Okay, we don't we yeah, we don't have fire resistance up though. You gotta put a fire resistance up again
You can just jump through a pearl straight jump it through oh my god that was
Okay, eat some bread though eat some bread though. That was
Like what goes like one of the wheels that are cranking in my brain
Make me fucking fully jump off the cliff
Yeah
He's not jealous. He said definitely
Sign you know that
Yeah, that's definitely pudgy for sure man
She's fat
Two shots deep bro. What's good? What do you mean?
You mean to shots deed
I
Brought see
The stream, but I think we got one one reacts in the book one one reacts for the books
chat one reacts kai snap answers the web the web's most searched questions call
joe in or I could call joe in let me see what this kid is talking about
video error, bro. You're so chopped, bro.
Why, is this all the kid does is fucking you, Mingle? Like, ew, bro. Nobody wants to fucking
see you, gang. You're chopped, you're ugly.
Love affairs. Holy shit.
Can you hit this for me? This is when we're hitting each other's
Yeah, that's Mikey bro Mikey used to be on my own
Jason's here. He's watching me. Yo, what's up? Yo, what's up best friend? I
Remember yeah, yo, it's good, bro. Hey, wait. Why do you kind of look like me? I know right? We're like playing so you look good
That's why you look good too
You ugly bro, get off this app.
Bro, like what?
This is like a trend to be mean to something, bro.
Like, if you're the ugly people too,
Jason, if you call me,
bro, what the fuck?
I don't know, I don't know.
Yo, Joe on, bro.
What's good, bro? What's happening?
I have a question. Yeah.
Can you like, do you think I'm sexy?
Yeah, you're sexy, bro. Okay. How do you hop on you mango, bro?
Whoa, what interest does he put
You both like Asian and a beach valorant a BG
You like it bro
Got the same piercing oh we do yeah, we do yo, what's your
How much is for the same thing to talk Asian a bb a bg
anime now we're gonna get easy let's go let's get it let's get it
no the vaude is good bro we need the bro I'll be good chat wait woes how do
I fixed a virtual came
All right, that's back maybe like five bro take like five
But why you mingle doesn't work though. It's just like infinitely spins. I don't get it. I don't get it
I have to turn off ad blocker for this shit.
I
Well, why not say a cop bro everybody to use that blocker
Why doesn't it work try different browser
And nobody got that shit man, but what type of browsers do y'all use?
What type of browsers do y'all use?
Edge?
I'm about to hop on Edge for real.
Microsoft fucking Edge dude.
Down bad
Asian Tiktok a BG a B B anime Gigi
Forgot Valorant
Yeah, microphone, forgot Boba and much of that.
Let me spin back.
What the fuck you got in there?
Nice, right here.
It's still don't work, chat.
I don't know how it doesn't work.
How do you get it to work?
I don't know.
my ip being so i got ip being i've never been on this website in my life bro what the fuck
they've been my shit
Wow.
God, uh...
Feinberg coaches Marlon?
Miss, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
What?
Did you use the potion?
Yes.
Oh my God, Marl, you clicked up!
Marl, you clicked up!
Good fucking shit was gonna end in mess!
What you mean was good at a mess?
No, I go, I love his clutch.
You know what I was clutched, that was, that was clutch, bro.
Yo, yo, how did he know, bro?
How did he know?
How did he know?
I guess we're going to watch Kai.
Let's get him in.
Let's get him on.
Kai Sanat answers the web's most searched questions.
Hi, I'm Kai Sanat,
and this is the Wired Autocomplete Interview.
If I get the Avengers in my room,
like I might turn into a superhero.
Kai Sanat, what?
Kai Sanat, Mama Sanat.
You're not about to call for the NFL commercial.
They say, hey, yo,
you want to do a commercial with the NFL.
I said, okay, damn,
I better do it.
I'm gonna say, but you have to bring your mom.
Gotta be mama tonight.
I say, oh, y'all want mama?
Is this real, bro?
Is that really the first search?
Sauce cap, bro.
It's literally cap.
So that, all right, back quarter.
And then, yo, ma, you gotta be in the NFL commercial.
She start going crazy.
No, I'm, oh, after this, I'm moving different.
I'm changing my number, all the type of things.
Like, damn, ma, you're gonna switch them on.
Everybody on.
Type in Google.
Hey!
Bro, holy shit dude. Oh, here you go
Kaisen at lapis
Commercial but that was very fun to see my mom on set for the first time like I was like showing how to be on camera and all
I was like it's pretty cool. Good experience. She checked that out for a bucket list next search
Kaisen that favorite streamer
I like this question cuz like, you know, I'm a viewer too at the end of the day
Hey, you know, so I have a lot of favorite streamers that I learned from like big small whatever it is foreign
or whatever it is.
My personal favorite people to watch,
I would say, is, that's a, like,
I find myself going to the app purely to, like,
watch it for the first time in my life.
I'm a good guy.
Streams a lot, like.
Casey!
He's, like, one of the realest people who is streamed.
And he's starting off such a young age
that you can kind of see him grow and develop
into wherever he's gonna go.
He's one of my favorite streamers.
It's kind of weird.
You gotta say it back.
Yeah, I'm, for sure, like, a real viewer.
Like, I really watch.
Okay.
And then after, I'll probably say speed.
I really do like small people just like, you know, like just out and just in the car
Spark stream to like
Okay
Diamond gym diamond gym
I got real up for those guys cuz they are strong as hell
But the diamond gym I went to the diamond gym and I had them come back again for the second time
I can confirm I was never ever ever ever doing that again. Like I'm not doing it
Okay, we call my phone. Howdy. I don't give y'all call my phone. So I'm gonna work out. I'm not working out that facts
Cuz we've been there like it was a cool experience because I got to break down a lot of the things that I didn't know
I have it in myself and I have to build a backup like a real man first thing
We're to go to the damage in by the way ways that fact started cap
And push a real weight
So I like the concept behind it, you know, and I love what they got going on
I was sore for a week cash
I wasn't the first from Monday to Sunday
Had a pump you know, you get a 30 second you get a pump your system
No, I had a pump the entire we went I was sleep and waking up and still it was crazy. Kai's to that
Favorite video game campaign my personal favorite one that I did not know I was gonna like I played to this day
I'm favorite of mine. I had to be out of ring out of ring is a real game
I heard they just finish filming the movie for that
I'm here out of ring is like a game took a souls game
You know like I grew up on 2k modern warfare called duty for tonight
You know the classics, but I don't like holds a special part in my heart because it really builds character and yeah, you know this watch watch
It's a 500,000 other watch jet
That's real gamer stuff
You know so that's my favorite and you know my car was always fun Batman was cool
You know, it's crazy. You know, I really do it cuz I was younger
Fun fact about this watch for all my watch guys in the chat
This was a malfunction
This shape of the watch not for them
It was like it's like crooked shit. It was a malfunction. It's so rare though that
They don't make them anymore and that's why it's so expensive
New video game like I could afford game my mom's will buy it
But I'm definitely not getting today a drop
I'll have to save up so much money to just make sure I have it $60. You feel me?
Like game, bro, I can't even give you a cool fact anymore
Yeah, city fuck you all my school money everything that was getting you know
There were some games that I wanted to play but I just I was gonna take the risk on game
And I would only get the yearly games
I knew like 2k called it yourself
But like anytime when I want to see a walkthrough of a game or I didn't have the console to play it
I will go watch the rap rap bro rap if he ever see this I spoke to him already
Oh, bro, I'm a special place in my heart because he's playing every game
It's not like he's dibbling down. No, he's covering all categories for people who aren't able to experience it
I don't even know that's a real motivation behind it
But I was able to watch a lot of series without even having to play the game
So I like that
A lot of games cuz you know people are able to see the entire story live. All right kai sanat
photo poses. I'll probably hit him with the glasses. Okay. Yeah.
Hello, bro. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. After you got to come subtle, you
know, it's a silent steady. Hey, new mean potential chair.
Okay, next one. Next one. After you got to come subtle, you
know, it's a sort of steady. Something that comes serious on
like whole time well I mean potential
high high go high you will hype but you gotta come off like I've been doing
this like you know like calm yet the thinker you the thinker pros yeah
that's good memes you know so I know a lot like
or you get you hit it with the oh that's like classic
on to the next
dude that is a strong board bro that did not break
Next one, let's see what y'all searching, Kaisenat.
Who was Kaisenat first celebrity guest?
I know this, I know this, bro.
I know this, I know this.
A little facing for Sean Brown.
Hey, Boogie knows,
Hey, Boogie is definitely a Boogie, bro.
Wait, no, he didn't,
she didn't stream with him though.
He did a YouTube video.
Annelie Chopper
But Annelie Chopper didn't do a stream though
Did he do a stream?
I believe my very first one was Annelie Chopper
Ah, yeah
He was the first one to even show love to me
He got my mafia knowledge
I haven't done it in a long time though
So I would say I've been asking for this for very very long
My next set of people I want on my stream is the Avengers bro
Like that is like the last one like if I get the Avengers in my room
That'd be so fire. I turn into a superhero genuinely. Okay. All right
Kaisen at
Red moon now, this is where all started what's in the Bronx? Oh, they're happy crib. Yeah, right
Classic. That's where I started. I shared that with my little brother
Kellop and we shared that growing up. I've never had to have my own
Rassanet
Who is Kaisenet's bodyguard cutty?
You know cutting
Cutty!
Bro, I ain't gonna lie bro, Shrinter you, I remember Cutty literally grabbing the back
of my neck.
I don't know, he did this to me Shrinter, he went wrong.
Bro, he grabbed the back of my neck, genuinely started choking me from the back.
Pause.
Bro, like so hot, bro, I genuinely hurt so fucking bad.
He's even allowed to do that, like, bro, am I eligible to sue?
Low key I could sue if I wanted to, but I'm not, bro, because you know.
Butz, grizzly bear, you know, he's like a bear.
You don't want to get angry.
You get too angry, you know?
He can snap, but he's really a loving, kind person, deep down the side, so.
Kaisenat, he will eat me.
Favorite cologne.
I would say Inicio, you know, Duke Dennis put me on to the cologne.
Oh, you dance, oh my shit!
Yo, god, for real?
You gonna put my shit out there for everyone to see?
Dude!
He just sent my cologne, bro!
Now everybody about to, oh my god,
I literally hate this shit.
He's not, everybody's gonna smell like it.
It's just why we're on cologne.
Are you kidding, they keep that?
You know, I'm still waiting.
Like, can y'all tell the booths you dropped a cologne?
But I think Duke is like, I'm not even trying to glaze, bro,
but Duke be smelling good.
He be like, he be.
Bro, if Duke and Marlon collabed in a cologne,
that was literally, I'm literally thinking about right now.
That would genuinely, bro, the core of the earth
might explode if that happens.
I need that.
I need that.
Please, please.
We need that.
Smelling good.
So I talked about Duke's new bathroom to see like, OK,
take a picture of this stuff.
Oh, Phantom is good too.
Like, damn, that's a good matchup.
Like, we might have to do a cologne stream, man.
We try to, you know, we, we, we, we, we match up in them.
We do.
Cause I, cause they both good, smellin' good in them.
I bet, I bet.
I'm still that.
We match up me and, and, and, and Marlon.
What y'all got?
Did you?
Well, Marlon, don't be wearing cologne, bro.
I definitely, I be trying to do,
I be like, yo, can you drop your cologne?
Cause Duke put me on the initial
and put everybody on it.
Bro, like, I feel like he drop it.
He gon' have everybody smell the fire.
So, Duke, drop it, bro.
Next, why did Kaisen that stop streaming?
You know, I feel like in life, sometimes,
you might kinda like take a step back
and also, you know, mentally rekindle yourself.
Look around, scout the room, save up the family.
Go out, explore, vacation, you know,
touch grass a little bit.
Sometimes you gotta go outside and you'll breathe.
That'll be even the best.
As hard as we all work.
Make sure you have that time to really sit in it.
Uh, Chad, if I left for nine months, would y'all be like in my offline chat every single
day waiting for me or not?
No.
And I wanted to start also on my brand and I feel like you can't have to do anything
that you really want to do.
So like, any dreams and stuff, you have to sacrifice some time to make it work.
So that is why.
Next board!
What sport we have here is Kaisenat.
Let's see.
Is Kaisenat getting into acting?
I love being in front of the camera.
I like film and I love acting.
But you know, it's because as I got older,
you know what I really wanna do?
Direct.
You know, I just start to think like
being in front of the camera is a little,
it's a little exhausting.
You know, you have to really channel your inner character
but I do think it's impressive
when a good director has his vision.
Let me know if you need actors, Kyle.
I'm definitely, I'm, you hear right now,
I'm going to start getting into directing
in that whole realm to like,
I'm not gonna be trying to do everything.
I have something I'm thinking in my head
that I'm not gonna share publicly,
but I would definitely start with short films.
I would love to explore short films first
and then grow as time goes on.
Is Kaisenat doing another mafia time?
No, absolutely not.
You gotta just end it off the trio.
Is Kaisenat doing streaming university
Every
Year I can confirm. This is the goal the goal is to do some university every year and have it get bigger and bigger
Hey, we gonna be there man. I'm gonna be there Europe, but you guys dare to me, you know
I know having every year so next year. You know doing Europe. So it's gonna be pretty cool. That's fine. Okay
He's got to do that 30 on 30 on 30. This is a bar from bust down all the avalanche you feel me so
He's just very much 30 on 30 on 30. Why is people searching that up? Why are y'all searching up?
Kai Sanat 30 on 30 on 30 will Kai Sanat
Be in GTA 6 when it does come out. I'm going very deep into this you gonna
I think people are gonna view me like oh, he's a GTA
Schumer now like he's officially a Grand Theft Auto creator like I'm going big
I can't wait most anticipated game like last 13 years, so I can't wait
I have a nice little thing. I know what I'm gonna do for it. I'm gonna beat it though Kai Sanat
Kevin Hart Juski Kevin is a good guy. Juski is a great guy together. We are a trio
Yes, you know, it's funny. We actually shot a movie already. I'm pushing for them to to to like a movie and
Do something with my we can't say too much
I can't wait like we have things on the way and obviously wherever it goes is gonna go Ken Kaisen that
design now when I was building my collection that is a very strong word
like and design is a lot of professionality I can do simple I can
I can consult I can tell you what I'm thinking to you what I like what I
really did it guys so let's tell you design but real design and like concepts
and conceptual art is a whole in the category like people actually go to
school to do things very very in-depth for the company everything
creative like just being genuine to it like
What about that TV you back back bro what about that so like when I need my
love it everything came out naturally with my journal and everything I want to
write in the time and space that we can wait in my sit still that and apply it
and see it what I had to learn is how can I transform a lot of those emotions
a lot of things I went through and put them into ways to inspire a lot of
the garments that was part of that collection and you look and dive
deeper into the collection you can see a lot of my background and culture
Slowly is represented throughout it and you can kind of see like the gravitational pull of just like how everything kind of went about from
The first looks that came out to the second phase to the third phase you can see with progress the garments getting better and better
Kai Sinead
Executive producer. I don't know. Yeah, I mean that'd be that'd be cool
But I had like a lot of great artists come together. I'm obviously like, oh, yeah
I wouldn't be doing hold out. I wouldn't be rapping on it. I would definitely a second of produce
No, I would definitely find the artist that I like and gravitate towards and put it together on some like Metro
We doing that everybody be doing that. So it's like I want to say never I would just say I'm a little cautious
Just separate into the music industry. She's very subjective. No, you know, so everything that we do in life though. So hey never know
Let's see what we have here. What has kai sanat
Directed this is a very good question. Okay, I've directed a lot of my personal projects and trailers that I have done
But being included in heavily was the short film that I did with Ray. That was a big one
Wait, but other than that, I'm basically co-directing and I'm part of the entire process
What did Phantom do for Kassan that Phantom has done a lot, you know, Phantom was the first person to help me
Genuinely help you Phantom man. Today. Thank you. Thank you. Do you do the stream?
I personally did not know who Phantom was yet
Then I see phantom's youtube channel and it being another fellow Bronx member
You know from New York who's doing you to handle the way he did it was actually very inspirational to see
You know phantom was very big on YouTube at the time when I when I was watching his YouTube like he was massive like he
Difficultine one of him and me at that time was like he had a
Large following already and like a lot of people I'm right so watch phantom videos and see a whole bunch of content
like, dang, you got 4,000 comments on this blog
and they just loving it.
What tattoos does?
Go ahead, take that shirt off for us, guy.
I have a lot of tattoos, you know,
some that I got from Pinterest
and some that actually is meaningful.
Pinterest tattoos?
I don't regret any of them
because it's how I was feeling at the time,
but a large majority of my tattoo.
Be honest.
Been thinking about getting some tats, bro.
Or should I stay clean?
Which I think that, which I think.
No, no tax.
What if I get some shit like you?
Like some snitching right here.
Right here.
Or I could get a little one or like little tattoo
somewhere, somewhere in my home.
I could get some, some of my throat.
Stay clean.
We'll see.
I might fuck around.
I don't know.
You're not tough enough.
are New York Tattoos. I said New Yorkers, you know.
So tattoos make you tough?
Come from. So I have a back piece. I have this piece.
My most recent tattoo is my mafia tattoo, which is my community.
I got them tattooed finally, way overdue.
She's healing.
Healing right now. So I have my brand new one.
I don't have any plans to get more.
Having the tattoo done.
Damn, everybody got their comms tattooed on them,
but I gotta get an MS tattooed somewhere,
somewhere on me, right or wrong?
On stream in front of the entire community,
having them pick out the tattoo and everything means a lot to me they support everything I do it
don't matter what it is we're just a big family and they have a special place in my heart what
song does drake mention constantly he mentioned me in push-ups yeah he mentioned me in push-ups
like the start of all the beats that happened when i heard it i was so surprised like my reaction
was on stream and stuff like that you know was funny i remember what's supposed to be at
shimmy university the first day his whole idea is what he wanted to throw a welcome party
for all the students on campus but then it wasn't able to happen because you know
schedules conflicted and dates and stuff like that but he did send a whole bunch
of gifts and stuff like that let's go to the next. This is Breitkampry board.
Let's see what y'all searching up. Why Kaisenat called KC3000? Wait what am I
called? I think Tylu gave me that name. KC3000? You know what's crazy? Tylu gave me this name?
I swear I heard this from actually I don't know
I thought it was your rage
Give me a lot of nicknames like KCP was from Tai-Lil. I think he's the first person I ever heard say how did Tyson that?
Meet the Clover boys. So all my friends that I have met in the Clover boys different things in my life that are very important
You know I'm saying like I met Dad in college
He helped me a lot with my videos and that was great or natural too. I met Ty Lill in like 2019
He's from where we from and I'm from and you know
He started making a lot of content and just came together, you know
I met Punga COVID, you know when COVID had just hit and I only could do videos in my mom's car
Punga came in randomly and he was amazing, you know Ray Japan Tokyo. Come on. That's my dog, right?
That's the homie. Yeah, I'm like I brought give you one night
Bro you can have fun on the stream and stuff like that and then yeah, he he just took off next
Kaisa that I show speed I think me and speed actually met through a discord
I remember the clip of him like seeing no, no, it'll be this court only paid GTA
But one way or another like I seen him and he see
Me and it was it was clicking the act of like I had reached out to him or he had reached out to me
No, I think I reached out to him and then like we just chop it up at first and then after like we just gravitated towards each other
There's naturally this is like speed is like failing to me at this point. Like, you know, I'm cool
Speed uncle his little brother and I adore speed because you know speed is
You know a sense of motivation, you know, he's a sense of motivation for me and a lot of speed in what we do
I would tell when I'm able to get creative or have a big idea
I genuinely like to bounce off because he has the same like his his brain kind of operates very similar to mine
So he's a hard worker. I'm a hard worker. Let's go. This is more better gamer. I'll be honest
Okay, I think when it comes to IQ I have it. It depends on what game to
I'm going to destroy my crap. I'm wiping him all this other stuff like anything you put me against the speed speed is a
Little fortnight or though. He is a geek of one night other than that
I feel like give us the game give us a game a time period to learn the game and matches up
I'm frying like easily. I'm frying. What was kai sanat?
First a np video behind the scenes like I think I shot one before the public one went live
But to the public Walmart $100 outfit challenge
That's what I jump into fountain and stuff and it's so quick
mixed emotions
Added a member of AP
I wonder if we would ever add some of the core probably not to be honest
Like it's kind of hard like I first I didn't want to join a P because I feel like their chemistry was me
Y'all want to join or not?
And after it ended up being amazing
So my first one was definitely the $100 outfit challenge for a P a lot of hard work goes into a P as a group only
A&P members know what like the conversation we be having off-camera and our goals and where we want to reach and what we want to do and
They always been there for me like those are my brothers like those like they are family
I can trust them in my life like those all my brothers
Give a motivational oh my god
Put on the flawless mangoes
Nah.
Copyright free ass music.
That one is good. Yeah, now I feel a little serious, okay?
Listen, man, that dream you're thinking about doing, you can't do it.
Anything that you wanna play sports, you are terrible at sports.
You wanna cook, you can't cook.
Just give up and quit.
What the fuck?
Those are the words you hear from somebody who doesn't believe in what you're doing.
It's up to you to say, hey, I'm not gonna listen to them or I'm gonna listen to them.
Don't pay attention to the outside world.
I appreciate you
You're right
You're right. I do want to be a model that's NBA player
But leave me believe it. I do want to be a model
If you want to be the world's best chef, I want to be the best Minecraft speedrunner
People working if you want to have your own brand do that. Just know thank you guys starts with you
And then everybody else will believe after I believe you so believe in yourself
All right guys appreciate that
I'm coming. I'm coming
So love real quick in the chat, bro. I think we're supposed to click play
Fuck you
what's happening it looks a little laggy I don't know I think it's the PC
he over there risen a verb lock spin
Kiki tell him like the exact same shit his parents had citizenship
that studies mushrooms and finds out how have you noticed is
Oh
What the fuck
Jason the weenies
We used to chop it up bro the long-time no talk we used to chop it up in the disc four calls
I'm scared now, bro. I think my body temperature just went up a couple degrees
I've been good just chilling catching vibes being a savage and things like that
and you've left him Jason puts you on
Jason Ray no way Jason's in my stream right now bro me and Kiki tell him
used to be on valorant going on valorant to me is he a friend of yours yes we're
friends
You can't just tell me that you're out there.
Damn, bro.
Damn, bro.
Good times.
Is that good times?
I don't know.
Shit, jelly, bro.
Shit, jelly.
Shit, jelly.
I'll read them.
I'll read them.
I'll rate him.
Plans for tomorrow.
Look.
Plans for manana.
Gonna keep it a bakucha.
I have no plans for tomorrow.
On my boot up, I might not.
On my boot up, I might not.
Don't you know, I'll keep you updated with what we in updates
I am in take the day off. I'm going to a Mexico game
I never got
So Reggie lied to the holy shit bear man there's too much shit going on there.
a lot with YBG, I mean, I'm dead.
It's an operation, I realize.
Shit is still on.
Could do that, Loki.
Not about a show, not about a show.
Not about a show.
Pull up to the OSES house, came in there for YBG,
going to Data Life for YBG.
She's not about to show.
That could be fun.
Professor!
Dang, did you really just...
Did you really just link me this shit, dude?
WRIS moments.
What's your body on my cheeks?
I saw this bro.
What's your body on my cheeks?
Jesus.
She's getting back.
Surviving Santi.
They said Dark Avengers.
I need a new TikTok.
I gotta stay updated.
Okay, so come with me to explore the Dallas Galleria after hanging out.
Oh god, this mall is trash.
I actually hate this mall.
I hate this mall.
This is the mall, chat.
I think this is the mall.
This is the mall.
I got bad memories.
What am I doing?
I don't give a fuck about it.
Hey, shut up.
What am I doing, man?
I'm doing nothing here, man.
Fuck, man.
I'm out of head.
I'm outta here bruh
skis
W stream today was really fun bro
I'm getting into a Minecraft speed run
and this shit was genuinely peak
I had to find bird for help of me
I'm outta here y'all
slash raid
oh fuck I did not mean to do that
I'm gonna raid a Kiki telling bro
this guy
this guy
way back when
What's happening with sure night? Have we just do ocean is do
Now I peeped this stuff some wild shit
Yugi waited for you to end
Save a lot he
I
Is he addressing
I
The address
Bro, I'm I'm so down. I'm jet. I'm not a full dedicated day for this shit now that that was genuine
Cinnamon that was so fun so fun
I'm out of here, bro
I'm out here. Maybe stream tomorrow Bruno Mars cost on the 30th. I won't be levered out. We also have a course shoot, but
you
you
you