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[NEW DROPS] THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE BALD RETURNS!!! | Follow socials --> @jay3
08-03-2026 · 7h 47m
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Oh, I need to turn this down.
Nice.
Why, wait, why do you hate-
Oh!
You hate me because you gambled everything and lost.
Ooh.
That is...
That is not my fault.
I
What
Protect your ball
Protect your ball
No way. Sorry, someone with that made a sign that was on the- oh my god, how many- there's
a lot of protective
Hey, appreciate. Yeah, sorry. I took that yesterday off cat so yesterday I
Yesterday I went outside
I forgot to post a picture that I went outside I went outside and
Yeah, and I saw my family and we hung out with my family some friends and we're good
You know you're on Tarkov actually ask Emily. I did not play Tarkov at all today or yesterday
Ask ask Emily. Oh
But I did
Okay, the one time they'll say this fuck rivals cool reaches line. Oh
Oh, you know what you know, it's actually really funny about that Brock. I'm not gonna open it now, but
Tarkov did send me something. So I'll open that a little later.
Oh yeah, Tarkov came out with an update today, so it's going to be pretty interesting.
So I'll open that a little later chat so I can show you guys.
Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be cool. No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do that. Just yet, uh, Brock.
Anyways, chat. Uh, I was...
I was a little late today because I was outside. It is storming right now, but I was cutting the grass.
I got bit by some bugs and I got a little bit of bee before the sun was
taking away from me because it started raining so I hope you guys didn't miss
me I love you guys we are back and is going to be a lot of humble millionaire
Moses on lawn
first of all I am not second of all yeah I learned how to does anyone here
mode they're all on lawn and have like a weed eater. I learned how to reload the
spool, I think that's how you say it, and that shit is very annoying. Yeah, I couldn't, I
needed, I needed help so I looked at a YouTube video. A broken hotel with the
massive fight, get the subs, appreciate it. Brought to you with the massive six months.
Taylor is with the massive two months. I'm glad you're still here. Oh, by the way, next month
Is MRI again, chat. Stage two. So we're gonna be getting our watch parties back pretty soon
Is it Riley? No, well, appreciate the massive two months. Absolutely insane. I hope you're having a great day as well
Snake with the massive new tier one, Panda with the massive nine months, and be for
16 months? Absolutely insane. No threat for 17 months and then say gay with the massive
two months. Appreciate it. And H-Ros with massive four months. Appreciate it. Okay chat, you
guys ready? Are you guys ready? Did you see the Spider-Man movie? No. I was supposed
to see a movie yesterday but I ended up not instead I ended up having my dad and
you know a few friends come over and we played board games yeah so that was a
lot of fun oh shit is that serious brock but what do you what do you mean is it
like buying or is it through like tar coin and all that stuff and do you have
to be tied with the GP
Yeah, it was a lot of fun and card games and stuff not really a lot of board games, but
We played I don't know if there's 30 these are some games if you guys want
it was
Poetry for Neanderthals, I don't know if you guys ever heard that game really fun. I like it. It's pretty pretty fun and
Also as well
What's a what's another one? It's it's called dueling a drinking mini game you if you guys
You guys should definitely get that for a mini game if you guys like that dueling it's called dueling a drinking
Game pretty fun pretty fun
All right, let's see this
Let's see what we do.
There's a new season coming out, chat.
There's a new season coming out on Friday, mid-season, not mid-season, um, new season
Friday and I think the preview stream is going to be Wednesday just as a heads up.
So if you guys want to be here for all that, I'm pretty sure we will be there.
Oh wait, I think that was the other girl with the sign.
I can for sure say it.
Uh, I will definitely check it out, chat.
First I want to watch the Odyssey dude.
I think the Odyssey would be awesome.
This is three hours ago.
This is just all the pictures.
This is nothing.
This is nothing.
Okay, so they didn't come out with any information today, I'm guessing. Okay.
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Six, six, six.
Protect your bald king!
Very interesting, very ancient.
Just making sure we're all good for today, chat.
When I miss one day of streaming, I feel like I'm so far behind.
Okay guys, we do have to do content, but I could do content either now or I could do content later.
Well, well, well rank am I right now?
I am Celestial3 right now. That is absolutely fucking horrible.
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
protect your bald key
JayaPianics.com
protect your bald key
oh dear it's our one year anniversary
hello hello J3D
D? A J3D? What? I don't listen, bro. You know, what?
Yo, Michael with the massive 12 months, Yannick with 11 months, and Mad Killer for 28 months,
Raging Bull with 10 months, and Daddy Toji as well for 8 months.
Uh, is it Meg? Appreciate the massive new tier 1 stuff as well.
Stealth Eagle for 6 months, appreciate it. You know what? I might save the content,
chat. I think the smartest way to do this is I might save the content when the
games go bad so we have like an escape. So we don't have to keep queuing ranked and I
lose my mind. What are your thoughts on that? So I think what we're gonna do is we're just
gonna hit that, you know, go live, you know, start button and whatever happens happens.
And if we lose all our games, I'll play a game with you guys. As soon as we start
losing games, I'll start banning five people. Every time we lose a game, five people
Well, I think that sounds like a fun game.
Yeah, uh, Teenie Bray?
Appreciate the massive Prime stuff.
How you doing it?
I'm Broken Pelk though with the massive object.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
The J3 is Bald Sign.
It's for sale on eBay, LaMalle.
There is no fucking way to sell it.
Can I see it?
Do you have it?
Do you actually have it?
There is no way.
There is a link.
through the J3 is bald side and it's there's no way bro
There's no way oh baby art take with the massive new tier 1 sub appreciate appreciate it. How you doing? How you doing I?
Thought he wasn't streaming chat. I only took a day off. I don't take that many days off chat
I just took a day off because we super streaming the tournament. I needed I need to go outside, too, you know
I miss shib he's the only reason why I watch this stream what the f-
oh wait does someone actually have the link to ebay for the j3 is bald sign
there's no way someone is selling it there is none so that guy lied
Yeah, because I was literally talking to someone on Twitter I
Was literally this this person said hey, I'm the guy with the big sign big fan, bro
And I said wait really I loved it and I appreciated did you give the sign the best his mom?
She's sending it to me and she says I think that was the other girl with the sign
I could sure and he says I could for sure send it to you and then I said you kept it
I don't know if this guy is re I don't know if he was lying or not but a tree with the
massive new two ones I'm pretty sure my friend I like the thank you watching you has given
me the determination to get better at the game I have recently gotten a PC so I'm
still learning keyboard and mouse as a controller player thank you for being such a great
Streamer and I wish the best for you a
W my friend appreciate it appreciate it be chat. That's not a paid chatter by the way
That is a non-sub so you can't say that was a paid chatter
How are you guys gonna stop calling me whoa, whoa, well look who decided to finally stream part-time 3
There's no way, you know, I'm not falling for the rage page at
I'm not falling for the rage bait
I
Mean a second I think there was someone that's
J I thought you said you weren't streaming today. No Chad. I said I wasn't streaming Sunday. I never said today
Give me one second, yo.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a little bit of a shame that I didn't get to see it.
Okay, cool. Sorry. I was
Shit, I had an open mic
I'll have to pay for my hair transplant somehow man. I
Appreciate you watching them though. Don't worry. I'm watching them right now
Thank you, thank you
Could you like estimate how many ads that have to watch the pay for the treatment? I
actually don't know that that is that's a great question that's a great question
mad killer though with the massive five-bit and heavenly demon with the
massive nine also there is no there's no soundboard of me but no one's that also
I know
510 that's way too tall, bro
Me I'm five foot six but five seven with shoes no actually in five seven sorry five eight with shoes
you know the best way to like you know lie about your height is like I'm not
saying I did this but like if you go to a date you say you're six foot tall and
they want to check and you show up in a wheelchair they can't tell you to stand
up right that's like fucked up that's some secret tech right there by the way
hey you don't look you don't look six feet what are you gonna do tell a guy
a wheelchair to stand out that's fucked up chat you know what i'm saying
wait so j3 is that what you do uh no i'm not i can't confirm
i don't know it sounds like you're like a pig beans but not because
nope yo uh agent there may be a hundred minutes of mission for elon i promise you i'm in elon
everyone gets a fair chance at elonel uh
Yeah, I think that's cool.
Also, heavily for nine months, appreciate it.
What was I going to say?
If you give me what?
I was my first game on, so we might lose.
What?
Take care, Mahepe.
You are in 5-7.
You're my cutout. You're my cutout during that whole speech.
You're only 5'6", that's what he said.
I'm just telling me.
I'm pretty sure you...
I'm pretty sure you said I'm 5'3", and then you just...
You're my cutout.
I said you...
You hear that?
I
Like I just won
They're down to you
Tree with the dollar
What's up
Hello from W going in one
I got the speeder man.
I'm not looking at mine.
It's too rude.
My mission isn't over yet.
Okay, so let's just get out.
This is cool.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be over.
God, my aim is still ass right now.
I thought it was going to be over.
What am I doing?
What the hell?
What? Nice, nice.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I'll blow you a touch.
I think it's a little too early to do this job, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
I was hitting X bro, I'm gonna kill that too believe bro
How would I could I kill that spider-man too, but I was gonna go 14 was you're the lacking
No, bro, bro, bro, I hit the guy hit the guy hit X first of all and I hit that guy with
a spider tracer and I was hitting I was about to go and like and then I was like I couldn't
do it.
I know, I try to get back quick.
Go Emma, don't go to change.
K3, if you can see him for the 5 yelts I give the rest.
Sounds good, I was trying to look at him the whole time.
Yeah, I'm gonna take you out.
I could do even more too if we need.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen, I guess it's bad now.
Yo, you're saying we don't have a...
I think I need a new bandaid.
My aim is not feeling good right now, Chatham, sorry.
Listen, first game on bro, we need like at least 4 hours of running out.
There's a spider in the mud, any of you guys?
Oh my god, my keyboard keeps doing this thing, I need to fix this.
No, that's not the reason. I think I sland like it. I think I sland like it.
Jesus, that guy pushed me out.
of
my mission is an over yet
There's a helo in our spawn as well guys, you have to help your luna, your luna has
two people on him.
Dude what the fuck is going on here.
He's coming back.
Buddy gone for all
Don't mess with the amazing spider-man!
Go on dude
Yeah, hear that hella again
I'm not playing.
Shoot her, shoot her, shoot her, shoot her.
She has an F5, she has an F5.
That's probably a lot.
I don't know what that spider-man is.
Shut down that.
What the hell?
Jesus.
Let me, let me do it, let me do it
Oh, the Spider-Man's right here
Spider-Man's on the, because, just be careful
He's just trying to pull people off the map, so I just
Here we go
Oh, okay, he did not like that. Oh, I think I'm done, guys.
Huge bot!
No damage, no damage.
Focus.
He's got no pot.
Nice.
I
Can't hit that guy to save my life bro that guy's too slippery. I was on hell hell's on the left
I'm dead
I'm dead
I'm not dead
Nice
I think I killed two porters
I think I killed two porters
Give it to me
She's one
She's one
I'm going to walk
How does that work now?
I can't give away
You believe you don't have a...
...flesh?
Max on, max on, man!
Uh, watch for the slide.
Nice, nice, nice!
Yeah, good work, ult.
We can ult, Tracer.
Good ult, good ult.
I could ult it like 4 times, trying to ult for 3.
I see you back there, VP.
Hey, that's why you should have his ult.
But it's kind of fast.
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know
No, I was a bird
Ah, yeah
Hey, that's look good though
Yeah, dude, I might have to like stop watching your ads
Yeah, these ads brother
It's like so much, can you please turn off
Guys, I see when ads are run
No, I meant like
No, I have like a 5 minutes ad right now
Bro, it's like
It's for a hair transplant
You do not see it
ads ads are targeted ads so your shit's fucked up bro
I can't I can't fix my own how can I fix yours if I can't
I lost this ads anymore you're not game what the fuck
there are no five minutes there is no such thing as five minute ads
there's no such thing the max amount of ads you can run is three
so don't say you guys see five minutes
They're coming to check
Damn their respawn
Oh
You thought I was going for good
You did?
You did?
On my screen I did
I pressed my shield too
Walk up
I don't back down
Ah shit, I just wasted my health.
That one's behind us.
He's behind me.
I got red.
I got red, fuck red.
If you want the Ludo, just call it out.
Like, what is your problem, dude?
Get back with them. Oh
It's not over guys it's not over do we have a touch TV?
It doesn't matter
Oh, wow, okay, look, we have no CP though, yo, in here, in here, in here, damn, that
guy just, that guy's just dominating the whole game, look at hella, look at hella,
They're on our side watch out
Oh my god, I love you. It's never over. Who said it was over? Who said it didn't matter?
The Luma is worthless. Hey, whoa! We won! We won!
Why is everyone yelling at each other?
I think. I think. Not that I know. I think. I need this.
Let me change my cable acting.
Sorry.
Hopefully this...
Okay, maybe it was the slot.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay, maybe it was the slot. Okay. Sorry. I need to change my thing. No, it's not too
bad. Not too bad. How are you guys gonna keep calling me a part-time streamer? Look what
What did you guys did?
What did you guys did?
Everything just, uh...
Ah!
I'm too, I'm too old for this shit, man.
I'm too old for this shit.
Okay, cool. Sorry, I need a look at that.
Oh! You owe me money for that game. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, you did have 44,000, 43,000 healing.
Not too bad, but I did finish off 16 guys that game. So that hella was insane 36 and 8 with 18 finals
Yeah
What raising I said the correct phrasing um
By the way, America's recently massive two months habs
I have sidelinks with the massive four months.
Kai sets for 10 months.
Tripp, Tyrip, appreciate the massive three months.
Ryan for two months.
Mr. Pie's zone for 37 months.
Glick for two months and Anakin for nine months.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
How was your Sunday?
My Sunday was pretty good.
So they slept in.
Emily and I went to a farmer's market.
We went to never beating the allegations. We went to a garden. I touched some plants
I'm not anyone came home. She streamed a little bit and
Then we had some friends come over and my dad and brother came over we spent some time with them
We played a little bit of board games or drinking games and then
And uh...
Well, I just went to sleep at like 2 a.m.
And I was actually a really good friend one of my friends, you know went through a
Went through a break up so I invited him over he might have dream
Drank a little too much and he wanted to drive home, and I was like ha ha ha good luck
And he's like what do you mean? I took his fucking keys and I hid that shit
So he slept over my house and he left this morning
gotta be responsible bro that says about to hit him with a big home demon
he would have never guessed for this keys were I put them in my butt cheeks
closed my butt cheeks yeah do we want to read through he's kind of annoying follow
your heart I also don't want my nest to just get lifted in the sky for some
bullshit it's the nature's pocket see that's what I'm talking about bro you'll
need a top notch team to win this one so we could do that or I could do let's
try this first time my first of all my my my game sense and shit is all off
taking one day off is wild bro.
What are your thoughts on me never taking a day off and just 24-7 streaming?
Why hide them in the first place is going to look like that.
Now bro, my friend, I took him to like the guest bedroom and he didn't even like sleep
Under the covers or anything he face planted on the bed and just passed out
He wasn't
3, 2, 1!
No!
What the hell is that?
Why is it bubbling?
What the?
Oh, that was a little bit of survival on my monitor here in my chat.
I was like, what the hell is that in the air?
That's how you body block up the Bucky.
He's laying the guys, laying the guys nice.
Yeah, sometimes I like to use my face to block things, chat.
And some things trying to, you know, you guys know how it is.
I'm not gonna say that I'm just saying it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what kind of- what kind of-
I'm so- oh, he was doing one of those pro-olds that we seen in the tournament chat. I don't know if you guys, uh-
I think there is.
Go down some more.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I dodged it! Nice!
Nice!
Watch this, this guy's gonna go for an eye right now. Come on, let's see.
Come on, go for an eye.
Why are you crying? Play the game.
Is this guy okay inside?
Okay, anyone here hurt you guys' feelings?
That's what, that's not YouTube, that's that guy right there!
That's not YouTube!
That's Twitch chat!
W YouTube!
W YouTube!
L-twitch!
What is this?
I just have to look for an eye right now.
I can taste it, chat, I can taste it.
If you're gonna go for an eye, you're gonna taste the J3 hook.
Oh shit. I missed, but I have another one again. Oh they're down below supports.
Usually supports keep backing up, they don't go forward.
You can break, you can break, you can break.
The rocket hold it for us.
There you are
Huge LeBron James
Nice good shit, good shit!
Oh you're good shit!
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm not anyone's sidekick. What I do is best done alone.
You know, I-I try to want a penny, but their bucky makes me lose.
I'll protect you.
Shhh. You'll pay.
We need better custom game thrower.
He put like mines right here in the front, I just supposed to be on to them if I'm not
I was a little poppy here
I might have been a little cock cocky. I might have been a little cocky, I wanted to push
him into the spawn. Fuckin' A. I got my ult pretty quick and I wanted him to knew that
I got my ult pretty quick. Oh shit I'm getting...
Taking some backshots.
I'm doing pretty long.
No!
I always come back
Nothing better than some little guy just screaming, and then everything just busts on your screen chat.
Oh my god.
Nice!
What the...
Hell of a sheath!
Hello, hello there's one in there.
At least that looks like it.
time to stop them
so no kill on three
under the spear is at your service i'll catch you up that's what i mean i'll be back in action soon
this is a spot
She was mine man, I got sooo old then!
Jack!
Where's the swallow?
What was it shit I didn't see it
All of that, she's one behind you, behind you!
That was half.
Got her after most of the time.
Oh, yeah, she beat me!
Yeah, do it again.
Yeah, we got our flimsy, he's running right side of me.
Don't get away from me.
They only have Invincibles.
Oh my god, what the hell is that?
There's no way that guy actually plays with that.
Fist can die, fist can die. He's won, he's won.
bro does this guy have like no air conditioning in his room so you put a
fucking like fan in front of him like what the hell
You're not armed and dangerous!
You're a kid!
You're not a macho!
Oh my god!
Yo, there's no way!
Really?
I've had to shuffle in 2-4, welcome to our point. Welcome to our point.
There's like an enemies behind us.
Oh, nice.
How you doing? How you doing day? Hope your event went well yesterday.
There's a new set in here, video dropping. The person is a banger.
That is up to my editor.
Wait what happened what command didn't work
not to our mag popped off though holy shit that guy was insane I heard you
really loved my sign and you know I told Danny coup if you guys don't know who
Danny coup is he's the executive producer in this game I think I think his
That's his title. Anyways, I told him to kick you out of the event and he I'm surprised he didn't
Ah
Also, I heard that you talked to Danny to because Danny to said a person named hails
Wanted me to tell you hi or something
Yeah
Hi, I'm Danny Coot.
No.
So, and then YouTube was also talking about it.
Hey Jay, I heard there was a girl that called you, that called you J3 is bald.
Well, one day she will be bald too.
Let's see.
YouTube, YouTube has my back.
Hmm
Hey, w reed reed becks
Ww protect your ball king
What is your sense after one soldier just type exclamation mark sensitivity guys?
Finally you saw my message damn bro
I need you guys to take into consideration. You're not the only one talking in chat. I would try to do my best
Start playing the game I
Just finished a game and I'm sitting in a
Some some questions some people I don't even want to read like what like what what common is that protect your bald king
Do you have paid partnerships with any sunscreen companies yet?
No, why would I have a sponsorship for sunscreen when I don't go outside, Chad?
Start the queue. Yeah, man. Sorry my bad. I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, those are like the most annoying chatters bro when you're playing in a game or like
Or you're you're sitting here in a queue and you're waiting and someone's like bro. Just play the game already
I'm like, oh, thanks for that advice man. I'm trying
can you play carry next game off and goddess game doesn't have carry
hi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
why is J3 stalling my bad guys
I
Take care man have a great string arrest of your sheen
I'll see if I can sign up for elo helm. My dad says hi. Hey, W. W. Tell your dad. I said hi
J did you know that moonlight is the lowest win rate character this season what is moonlight the new black widow?
Damn
That's crazy, bro
Yo, what's up chocolate
I mean to be fair I really haven't seen I
Actually haven't really seen any small girl actually
Oh shit, and I forgot all the pros are probably back home and done site like practicing and screaming inside
Yeah, forky dog
Oh, I mean I think we have chime
Okay, in the next MRC, no MRI team is allowed to play, so that's going to be fun first season
ever.
I don't understand what you're saying.
Jay, my grandpa is a very, my grandpa is a fan of you and says hi.
He says he's never seen another ball man like him.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
the next MRC no MRI team is not allowed to play so that's going to be for a
season I don't do a fan DD okay all MRI teams are able to play I don't I still
don't get your question all the MRI teams are allowed to play an MRI I yes or
are you trying to say that out all MRI teams are allowed to play an MRC
My heroes could make all the difference.
So...
Okay.
To be honest with you though, I don't see why MRI teams would play in MRC though.
Unless they use it for practice,
or they could fuck over people who are trying to make it into MRI,
Or they could just win it for extra money.
Nice to know I haven't lost my Hunter's Instinct after all these years.
They'll be coming in 30 seconds! Stay strong!
I am brute.
We are.
Damn, these guys are actually impolite.
Oh
Yo laying landed with the massive
Four months appreciate it Samuel with two months. That's he rushed for 71
Eekai wolf for five months at an order of 200 bits and it can skywalker for nine months
I'm not too fast!
Poor guy.
I
Alright, we're back.
Yo, you guys got back already?
Yeah, the server's lagging back.
Been knocked down before. Doesn't last.
Man, you're a grinder, bro. You just came back from a tournament and you're like,
hmm, let me just play more of the rivals?
Got that ground, no break.
Number one time to grind, bro, is during the off season.
You gotta keep the gap getting closer and closer.
True, I like that mindset.
but you know reset to the mental going outside is pretty good too
one thing about it he was just outside
I think he was thermal playing
probably thermal practicing
I heard forkyo was getting crunk at the bar
I can't help it for key dog. I can't help it. It feels so good
I'm just peeking over.
That's fantastic.
We also have conversations on Poppas for being the greatest group.
The Hertzervian King's the number one group, so we're beating him.
I feel like the number one ruler wouldn't let me hook him.
I don't think we make it. I don't think we make it.
We're getting a kid now, but it's okay stay here stay here anybody. I'm kidnapping the cars
It's just me and rocket. Take piece
There's no way you just left a rocket there, but you might be on a loan mission rocker again
Rocket run bro. I'm coming
I would never leave you behind
I got a group in the back or do you just fuck back there?
Well, I self-proclaimed myself as the best looker bro and he's playing on lag, Chad, not lag.
I'm just the best looker, bro.
They have Jyonggu top, right?
Here they come!
He's one HP.
Oh, yeah, I'll play.
Or, if we can just beam him?
Yeah, just beam him.
That's what I like to see here.
two lines of room, once you come in, that's nice
yo, is it true that people in MRIs can play in a arena?
there we go, first round
do you want to have something to do?
You have to get up to him, but right now my 300 ping needs to die on him.
Yeah, I'm just... I just got 5 hits in this.
Someone say I'm a payload. Someone say I'm a payload. It's on the guard.
Don't work there, because I've got both of us, dude.
You've got them in the bush!
and that's a quote like that was a quote from a player that is actually crazy and
that is just diabolical I don't know just giving up their spot in MRI just to
play in the more seat
playing in some price pools though
I know but like when you get more seats, I'm getting lost in the barrax
I'm just watching
it's just shameless stuff
there's
there's a lot behind us
there's one
The current score is 0-2-1.
to switch things up including which side you're on I don't understand why
Netties doesn't come out with like for the guy characters like you know speedos
and then you know some other skins for the other characters chat makes so much
money and then fix these servers.
Deer Devil is not revealing enough. We need more.
I want to be able to see the venom swing in and start like clicking and I don't know where
his tentacles are coming from.
I don't know if it's from the high ground, the low ground, maybe it's doing double damage.
No one breaks a bargain with me twice.
That means I get to do it once.
What an exasperating fool you are when you try to make a joke.
Yo, how you doing, Bottable?
How you doing, my friend?
Are you doing my friend?
Thank you!
No problem, thank you!
Drive safely!
Oh my god, I'm almost dead.
Can I get more?
How you doing about a bolt man I got fear I got I got fun though I'm not going to that event
Grand finals man I hope they chat I hope they invite us to the grand finals
and you guys go to the grand finals if you can all be like together, you know what I'm saying?
What are you aiming at?
I
Wasn't there but the j3 signs and I'm bald actually I liked it. It's pretty good
Shit guys shit
Yeah, I've been practicing my high-elected.
Yo, as pro players, what do you guys think about the trash talk on stage during MRI?
Not enough.
Not enough?
Bro.
It is, but like, no, trash talk, that's what the players were saying, bro, it's so
bad.
Like that is the quality of this kind of shit, like you're like, just awkward.
No, it's because like the players are just so awkward, like Pauli was like...
Pauli was so awkward in the interview with Terra, so like...
Is he just too nice of a guy?
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, you can't let the nice guys do it.
Well, they're nice.
Like, get your members to young people's graves, and they're like, they're not interested in what's going on in the game.
You're like, you're like experienced, you know, so if you were up there, you'd just like...
Are you, are you calling me old?
Yeah, bro. You're on rally gates.
Oh, okay.
I
Bro
Bro
Chime is 22 years old when I was on renegades the kid was 12 years old
Bro, he was stealing diapers people at 12 still burn diapers, right?
Okay, wait a minute, I don't know I don't know this
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo you are
old if you remember the team that I was on but I don't know if you guys can
actually see it but the thing right here above that poster is actually my
renegades jersey I put up dude you are if you remember J3 J3 on renegades
oh thank you sunflower I don't that was a long time ago what's up Christine
I was a pro in 1932 dude things are a little different we had hamsters running our PCs
My boyfriend told me to watch the bold man to get better with my positioning at all
Your boyfriend sounds like a smart guy
I used to play eSports on on the black and white television chat
Hmm
Hmm
Wow
Hmm thin crust beats up
The best
Jay would you say tarot is officially the best player in the world. He's a he's a really good player. Yeah
Probably I mean he won his first championship two mid-season finals, but he won his first land. So that's really good, you know
If I was as good as Tara and like let's just say I'm pretty sure he's much younger than me too
Leaving this game. Thank you leaving this game to go play
That other game. I don't think it's a good decision
Well
He he needs the especially with how good like this game is becoming like every year the esports is growing and growing and growing so
I'm to be honest with you, bro. I mean we were if they do better drops as well. We were like what 70 80,000 viewers
That's really good
Disagree the game is dying so hopefully for more popular game
Yeah, Marvel Rivals is dying just like how overwatchers I remember listening to overwatch dying for the past eight years
dying all right
I'm not anyone psychic what I do is best done alone
Now, who am I gonna banish from this match?
Oh guys, one of the...
Mantis maybe.
Mantis.
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of
of
of
of
I'll take care of the...
I'll run with them, I'll run with them, I guess.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
91,000 players right now, 117,000 players at the end of the season too.
This game's dying by the way, chat wall, forehead.
This is on steam, just steam, not even considering consoles.
Haha, wall, forehead.
Bro, the people who cry, the game's dying, the game's dying.
I just don't understand those people's mentality.
The Queen in Black Creatures.
I saw, like, what, PlayStation had, like, 1.6 million people in the past week playing it?
Huh, dying by the way, Jack.
this game.
Why would you like a tour?
I warn you, entering is easier than leaving.
Opens the chart and doesn't expand the timeline question mark.
That makes no sense but no game ever is going to have the same amount of player base than
when the game first came out.
You're just being delusional and you're escaping right now.
I'm gonna have to kill him
He's a luck here by the way
I'll take from the back line
Yo give me the drill, I'm pointing to one
Nothing broke, I don't know what
Drill one, drill one, die, fuck that
Looking for blow?
Oh.
Something funny.
No, that can't be safe, I'm ready to do this.
You're halfway there. Keep calling.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Yeah, if I try my support with that, I'll run.
Look at that poke.
I'm gonna get that.
Alright, let's go.
Take the purple one.
I'm purple, I'm purple guys.
I'm purple.
Woo!
I didn't care.
Wait, that is huge bro.
I'm fucking small.
Oh shit.
I'm select.
What do you say?
Can you say fine, Lola?
Oh yeah. There you go.
There you go. That guy just wants to be in humor. He could go watch his other favorite online games. Jesus Christ.
I hurt my head. That takes a lot to hurt my head because I played Overwatch at Marvel for 10 years. Jesus Christ.
I get a ult this corner if you guys want to have two chasers.
I thought that was you
I was the one in head
That's gonna happen
You're fine
I'm just gonna find another piece of me
You're fine
I'm fine
Nice
I don't know what the fuck I'm up against.
I just want to push it that duuuute.
Hit it hit it hit it.
I'm playing right side of the map.
I think I'm done I think I'm done.
Oh, I get shit to come back to, bro!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Cool.
I can pee, got me you!
That's good!
Ah, they got me 50!
That's about the same.
Okay, I'm going to let you know,
that I don't have to get in there.
I'm going to get out of there!
I'm going to let you know,
I'm going to let you know!
I'm going to let you know,
that I don't have to get in there.
They're gonna be like 50 60 on group again
I'm playing low low low
I have a green top already
I feel like I have it already
What do you think he got? Is that a base?
Green top though
Nice
I'm gonna cage them. They don't have back there.
They have the blue self on their back.
I have the blue self there.
Nice car.
Okay, then.
I'm gonna get it.
They're both on our left.
They're gonna have to make a cut.
They're both on our right.
They're gonna have to make a cut.
Nice.
Good luck.
Nice, good shoot guys.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Yo J3!
Yo, what's up?
Yo, one of my boys, he's named Crush, he loves your streams bro.
Can you shout him out?
You just say hi Crush?
He's watching air now.
Is he actually he's actually dead I'm controlling him screen sharing a discord
Yo crush, are you actually watching where's crush at? Why don't you believe me? I don't know man. I feel like
Where's crush I'm looking for crush yo crush where you at?
Screen sharing bro. He's watching me play
Oh, I thought you said you're watching me. I was one of my whole chance looking for him
No, they're trying to say...
No, no, no, no, hello, crush!
Scared of those things, bro.
Because Watkins, if you change his legs, like, there's no really nutcrush, he's like...
It's like, uh, what's that thing, um...
You know what I'm saying? Like, uh...
Never mind, never mind.
As a fake viewer, you say crush and I don't know, he's gonna be like, crush these nuts or some shit.
I don't know.
The battle starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Thank you!
I kinda wanna play Ren.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Yeah.
I'm going to kill you.
Nice.
you have to hurry
I don't have enough of that
oh these guys don't die
I
They popped out of the hole.
No.
Ah, I don't know.
They're gonna have to like burn the shit immediately.
They have to burn the shit immediately.
Where are you?
I was going to play around the corner for a minute.
We're gonna play around the corner for a minute.
Alright, we're rolling.
I'm also trying to...
Wait, can we just try to play around the corner for a minute?
Yeah.
Nice
Wait, why did my my scene fell off the match that why do my sting fall off the map?
oh that's what he's doing there yet
I'm gonna go behind him here they don't have to support a lord
I don't know what we're gonna do here
I don't know what we're gonna do here
I don't know what we're gonna do here
Here we go
I have a trinket on my back
Back on that
Are you kidding me?!
Alright
Good job guys
GG's guys! GG, good job, team!
NOOT! NICE COMES!
NICE COMES, BROUGHT! NICE COMES!
Always good to have someone that is common like that on your team.
NICE COMES! NICE COMES!
I
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm really surprised that other team put two of their like bet I mean I think well
forky dog is a support player but I think he could play everything but like
putting chime as crazy I'm sure time to play everything but also this guy
well before I cue no disrespect to this guy chat he's a great dead pool
player, but that's the only thing he could play as Deadpool, so...
We're gonna take a little break on that.
Oh.
Jan tried to out storm for a few games, she's really strong, I mean a lot of the pros are
playing it, yeah.
JP for 26 months, Jetta for 2 months, Fishtec with the massive 5 months, Factor with the
massive 5 sub, Block, Boi Mo, appreciate it.
The massive 10 get the subs atomic comic with the massive crime comes
Who guilty with the massive eight months and see money for three months disgraceful for 57
I guess I've got that right appreciate it appreciate it
Awesome so voice chat bands tonight
I have not seen Deadpool on MRI. He must be awesome Deadpool
There was been a few dead pools in MRI, but it's tank pools usually not DPS or support
I don't think we've ever seen DPS or support ones
Yo, what's up that good GG's last night can't believe you guys couldn't win a single board game
Yeah, you know
You guys are very lucky that your team had white, you know
Emily on it. I had your sister and also
Rosie on it because I'm gonna be honest with you. You were a non-factor in your team's winnings
Which you do you think you want to be today? It's crazy
No one escapes hell
Now who am I gonna vanish from this match?
I
Love playing yet chap bro. I love playing board games or like card games and it's so fun, dude
We play I don't know if you guys heard of the game to you play to we played the drinking at the dueling game
It's a it's called dueling a drinking game. We play
a poetry for Neanderthals, we do have a lot of, yeah, we do have a lot of other board games.
Emily doesn't like, oh we do have Exploding Kittens. Emily doesn't like playing board
games with me though, like Monopoly, because she always loses. I remember when Deku came
over as Deku and Emily and myself playing like, what do you call it, Monopoly, they
even teamed up and they still lost chat. I love Monogly.
Pick your hero or villain. I'm not judging.
my wife is the same if she loses in the board game you can't play for a year
I lost every single game yesterday though
Well, well, well, Deku said the snack at board game night sucked, not lying.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I ordered pepperoni pizza for everyone.
Everyone had pepperoni pizza, bro, because we didn't want to cook and make a lot of
dishes, right?
And Deku comes over, looks at me, squared, dead in the fucking eyes and says,
Pepperoni?
Ugh.
Couldn't you order pineapple on pizza?
And I'm like...
I couldn't kick her out because Emily wouldn't let me.
Pineapple is not met in a pepperoni pizza with a little bit of chicken and some honey on it?
Oh my god.
That is slap my grandma good.
You're that daredevil.
Ha.
Found him.
No way! Come back!
Yeah, dude, I had Oreos out for everyone as well, and I was like, we had milk if anyone wanted,
But that we came over was like oh shit Oreos. I like this and if she was like you haven't water so I could dip it in the water
I was like
Holy shit, I got to lead it.
Watch this chat, I'm going to carry the game.
Great my carry on the scare 1-10.
J3, do something.
What do they want me to do, bro?
I
Can't this guy I can't hit this guy also
30 seconds before you attack, get ready!
You move with such stealth, you could be an excellent sparring partner.
Currently I'm more interested in fighting against our common foes.
When this battle is won, grant me the honor of besting me in combat.
You'll have to let this mom stretch first, but then you're on the battle starts in five, four, three, two, one.
I need to get into this area, guys.
By the way, Armory is a fake girl.
Why is this guy, this guy is throwing the game and now talking about Armory,
Does this guy like, lives in his head, run free?
Oh my god, we're not gonna touch my aim real quick yet.
I
Man's half on the right side
Nice
Bro, what is going on? I just had popcorn, bro. I just had popcorn. My fingers are a little
lost. Yo, yo, yo, my fingers are a little slippery right now, bro. Listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen. Oh, their whole team is throwing now. Nice.
What am I supposed to do, bro?
Yeah, this guy was, um, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this, um,
J3 please, your only help.
What the fuck am I supposed to do, chat?
Um, go here, go here, hit the replay.
Um, okay, I love it when people throw games and then like literally have their discord
They have their Discord tag right there as well.
I'm the Invis, do something.
Bro, the best thing I could do is report them
like I just did.
I get, chat, I don't got any special privileges.
I literally was chat banned a week ago.
I can't fucking do anything!
Oh, now he's in my chat being mad!
Awww!
Awww! Now he's mad, chat!
Okay, that guy deserves to probably get reported. That guy's fucking weird, dude.
What the hell?
That guy got so mad he had to come to my Twitch chat. Holy shit!
No multi-gamer dude with massive Prime so appreciate it big Mike with the massive two months the JP for 26 months
Appreciate appreciate it
Wait chat did I avoid that guy by the way?
Just making sure I avoided him right
When it's
No, I didn't avoid him. Oh, yeah reset the queue reset the queue. No
Let's just make sure we got that as an avoid if you uh, yeah, oh
Yeah, that's a great idea. Let me see
Where's the where's the stuff that was the stuff that was the stuff that chat was the stuff
My streams, no I
Had a 50% I
Outperformed 86.68% you see
Dude, I had so I was do I was looking so good on the first day of the turn like the tournament bro
Rad surprised me bird is pro really surprised me. So if I switched them
Swamp gaming bro, they they broke my heart and if team team liquid said it out should have one chat team liquid said it out
through
they
through
They could have beat Navi for one, but they threw the oracle map and they threw
the the Jolly a map bro
can't believe that damn bro
damn damn damn damn damn
Hello.
Um, hello Chany, get my Pia box real quick, it's the guy, I'll show you guys.
The guy that made the J3 is bald poster is going to send it to me.
That's fucking awesome.
I love that bro.
I love that.
I love that dude.
That is so cool bro.
I think the cool thing, I want to go to a LAN event bro.
I have Phil moment.
And I think it's a really great idea for events that like, you know, they give
things to make like signs on and seeing some seeing how some people are very
creative it's awesome
yes hello
oh wait you have some like in wait are you serious yeah show it to me
Wait, are you like gonna FaceTime it, or are you gonna take pictures?
Oh my god, we actually have... Oh, they're not scared of the cat?
Wow, is it just noodle downstairs?
Where's Boba and everyone? Is she doing the cat thing?
Oh, they're not scared of her.
That's cool.
Oh, that's cool. Chat, we have some peacocks on our back.
Patty out eating our cat food that we give to the strays.
I've never seen that before.
Okay enjoy enjoy I gotta play this game real quick.
Hey.
Yeah Peacock's bro.
I don't know if you guys are also watching this show, but Emily and I just started working
watching the season three of house of dragons oh my god pretty good
It's really good though, it's really good.
ready if you step out of line mr. Vaughn's where are you
going on the street to rip that metallic limb from your body
chat if i don't stream for if i don't stream like yesterday and i streamed
today that doesn't ruin your your street
the battle starts in five four three two one
All you need to do is capture the mission area. Got it?
Yeah, but it ruins our day. Yo, I gotta, I gotta, I can't stream 24-7, man.
I get a break too, chat. For my mental.
You can't imagine playing this game 24-7, you'd go Gracie.
people out there and put anchovies on their pizza.
Really bro? Really? You're aiming for me? Really?
much better
I got like a good Spider-Man on my team.
It's actually like Spider-Man shit.
I swear, Spider-Man players feel like they have, like, they're playing Spider-Man on the second monitor.
They're watching Spider-Man and their Spider-Man pajamas behind, like, on top of their Spider-Man bag.
They have a cutout of, uh, you know, Spider-Man's girlfriend.
We're done here!
Oh, they might have been hiding!
Got one.
Oh, damn!
No one are yet going down over time!
Control lost!
They've almost got it!
Need to recharge.
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of
of
of
of
of
of
like 40 HP chat why would I not hold the health pack you get the health pack Adam Warlock you
look at that what it's odd to be solved a thing you can solve because it behaves
like one doctor strange does it not in my rather vast experience magic behaves
how it wants to behave the battle starts in five three two one
I need more beats on fat.
I
It's not like you can make armies!
Let's get the enemy!
Fire me!
Get the enemy here!
I don't wanna let you kill me!
Play time's over!
He could have burned that man to see the hole. I don't know why he like
Oh, come on, man!
Nice!
Nice!
Hey Jay, hey chat.
Was that...
One day, one day vacate needs to be five with a side of three cats.
Oh, yeah, see, thank you! At least someone is trying to vouch for me to take some time off.
Listen, I'm losing my hair, chat. I need to regrow it.
means for our bridge. Oh, me too. You'll never guess you showed up safe today. Morbius.
No way. Things got weirder from there. I'll tell you about it sometime.
The battle starts in five, four, three, two, one. All you need to do is capture the mission area. Got it?
I was just calling to see if you were like at home because it was like storming really hard
okay I hope you're not going through it
Okay, we be safe.
Okay.
What?
What time?
Bus time?
Oh, like, like 1.32?
Yeah.
I mean, Boss sleep here because he was not driving home.
Yeah, he was, uh, yeah, he finished that whole thing.
Yeah, so, I mean, he was sleeping in the guest bedroom, so he didn't drive, but he liked
me.
Yeah.
Oh, not even just in trouble, like, I just missed him in soccer and other people.
Yeah.
Okay, I love you that.
Okay, bye.
Sorry.
Falling my dad because it's storming and he works, he has to take a boat to work.
So I'm just making sure my dad's not taking the boat in the middle of that like, huge
You guys storm that's going on because that would be very bad
Yeah, he works
So the guy like picks them up every morning
Yeah, we gotta kill these guys in a little hell.
I
Think my favorite person to die while all team is probably gonna be hot guy bro
There's nothing funnier than hot guy going
Just fucking died dude
Like he's so happy to pop his own fucking die
I could use a medic.
I was going for good.
No winner yet.
Going to overtime!
You get away with it! You get away with it! You get away!
Arnt ass!
Don't skin!
Oh my god, I hit them
Woo!
Ah, that hot guy is 37, 13.
What is that team up ability?
Bro, that shit does a lot of damage right off the left.
Trylock?
Oh.
We were forcing Adam for a very long time, but we were also playing the Thing, and the
a thing with 14 and 11 with two finals?
Well, I think that was our first loss of the day,
not gonna lie, we were on a pretty good run
until that happens.
Kind of unfortunate.
kind of unfortunate man just playing with someone named JJ that would be you
Wait, that you or would you be JJJ? I'm JJJ.
Content now? No, chat, we didn't...
It's not content, I've only lost one game.
Look, I gotta go to the bathroom, chat. Give me a second.
Yo, perfect timing!
What hero do you think you want to be today?
Zulon!
Zulon, is that you?
Is that you and my fluffy fists?
There it is.
Why would I respond, Chad? He ain't talking to me.
That's so funny.
I do y'all want to get okay that works like I was gonna say Elsa but yeah that's fine
I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think they're gonna do a rival streamer of the year
again.
I think the last time they did that was because a Marvel paid to have that slot, who knows
so much they pay, but I don't know if they're gonna do that again. Maybe that was a one-time thing, chat.
until dawn when it's been more than three months since you promised yeah but things
Things change man, things change, things happen.
Tournaments happen.
Four, three, two, one.
We played other variety games.
We, that's just, shit happens, man.
Okay, dude, Hawkeye is so stupid.
Hey, boba.
This guy's not even aiming.
I'm even moving this cross there and you just gotta kill him!
Oh, this is bad, oh, maybe we got to do the Elsa too or actually
This is not looking good, guys!
Holy shit! Yo, what am I gonna hit by?
I think they have maggles so if I don't have maggles I'm gonna die.
I
Is more immortal than I
Fun!
Fun!
Very very fun, man!
Very very fun
God it's like dealing with problems of all over again
Okay, listen, we might, we, you know, that's the variety game that you guys are talking
about.
We might, we might, uh, we might do that variety in a second.
of
the
death
of
I'm sorry, I had to go that way.
No, no hate.
maybe maybe the stun scare that person
We're gonna have to make a play here happening.
Oh
That guy dies that guy dies noice good shit good shit
I am ready to claim what is mine
At least Hawkeye doesn't flank that would be worse. I don't Hawkeye was flanking though
I guess a really good hockey though. He's 22 and 5. Oh, my face games walking
Hey, where's the salt's at?
Hey, where's our hockey?
What the hell are we doing? Well, what are we doing?
This guy gets a bubble, he gets a shield, it's everything cool.
Yo yo yo yo, where did our rocket all go?
Was this guy flanking on rocket and threw his rocket all at the enemy team?
Like what?
You'll need a top notch team to win this one.
No more missiles.
Can I just like, I don't know, anything?
Another dive?
Like they're back on, it's horrible, they're up top guy.
definitely against my will I don't want to go back there too much history
I hate this. I don't know why my keyboard keeps getting disconnected
Okay
Yeah, he's going to see more.
Is that Captain America like really bad right now?
Oh, my God!
Nice.
Yo, what's up, Nick? How you doing? How you doing, sir?
Yo, Nick, by the way, DarkOv update.
Wait shields sweet fully charged that Tarkov update bro season one or some shit zero
Ah, damn, this Hawkeye player does not miss, bro, 35 and 8.
Ah, damn, this is a good example of why a scarecrow should never be dead.
if you play strange about you're picking like all of that
Frangers just hold shield and then shoot.
Yeah, right now I'm just gonna play that.
They, uh, I think they must have whittled it.
Your Ena is throwing.
Why?! My Ena's throwing Chad the 6 of 11 game player?!
Nooo, he's not strong enough.
Sometimes you try your hardest and it just never works out.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Like that. Got your gas shouldn't have worked out.
Uh, I'll be back that soon in there. Also, I have my own keys. I might have a bag.
I'm back, baby!
Woo!
That's a big, orange ass, dangerous!
Get off Star-Lord, you're not creating any real impact.
Ah, yeah man.
Yeah.
Just, I forgot to say this rule because there's a lot of people like that guy talking in my chat.
These do not talk if you're not at least silver three or higher.
Thank you.
We only allow high elo players in this chat, thank you.
I
Please
I
We're not doing any impact guys
I don't know if anyone told you, but that small streamer you raided his night was made.
Of course, man.
I told you guys before we hosted someone, we said we're going to make someone's night.
And I told you guys to say hi.
It was really funny.
We hosted that guy.
I was there for a little bit.
We hosted him.
We gave him 100 subs.
He got out of his chair.
His chair broke.
And he had a Charlie horse.
It was the funniest shit ever.
i think there was uh... somebody made a uh... i think it was on street uh... j3 updates as well on twitter so i made
which is cool so it's uh... it's pretty funny it was pretty funny
but can you imagine it? like the whole scenario is just all funny
you see it's okay
The battle starts in five, four, three, two, one!
That's all that matters, Chad. Making someone stay, man.
I tried to help you in there, don't be popped.
Oh he's getting killed, oh he died too, oh shit.
You're down to DPS right now. Just be careful
Lol I told you he told me chat. I died once after getting 30 kills the time the one time I died
He said he told me see one by the way guys
See one by the way
You hit that satanid ball though, I'm leaving you
Oh no. Oh. He's getting raised. He's getting raised. I'm gonna go after this, uh, ult.
Okay, that's, uh, that's a lot of ults right there.
I might be in trouble, but that is mag.
That was in mid. They had no support ult. Snowy. Snowy.
I think they don't have anything. They don't have anything. They don't have anything.
Bad ults. Yes, my ult is very bad chat. I got out there in Gizzle, which is a last support ult.
And I also got out there in Maggles. Yes, chat. I'm going to be a cop, bro.
I have, like, all the, like, the...
I refuse to believe I'm turning into Tim bro I refuse to believe that those have to be fake chatter
I gotta do still mad come back
I have no frontline, I can't touch
Dude that Hawkeye is 54 and 14 dude
Ah damn
Yo what's up ttk's dad how you doing how you doing
You'll need a top notch team to win this one someone's got a dark galaxy might as well be me
Are you doing are you doing
I see you're back on the grind?
Yeah, we only took a day off, it's fine.
This week is very important.
We have what? Season 9.5 starts on Fridays, the preview server starts on the Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure. I thought usually Mondays is when they come up with all the updates,
no? But apparently, I think it's what, Tuesday and Wednesday then?
Are you cosplaying the hood? I have probably already done that.
I think it's always been Tuesday I think I would know chat because I've been doing
them all pretty sure pretty sure they're gonna be Tuesday or Wednesday you know
what am I teaching they actually I don't know usually Wednesday no chat
They did it Tuesday for the first time last week, not last week, last uh, previous week.
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Gg
3, 2, 5
Yo, some salt, we need to deal soon, we need to get you up. Nah, I haven't been playing in that much that lately
We've been uh that hot guy is fucking staying well and say 59 and 16
I've been doing the MRI watch parties which have been a lot it's fun I love
doing the watch parties really watch parties it's so fun
well I am pretty much I'll tell you what day it is right now lunches
I don't know who's telling you guys Tuesday, it's not tomorrow, Chad's Wednesday.
Brock, Brock, that doesn't apply to your full season, right?
It only applies to your season one character, correct?
They didn't change all the, the, the, the stuff for everything, does it?
It's Tuesday.
Ah, okay.
How about I tell you guys, let's make a bet, Chad, I have a thousand fucking dollars
that it's on Wednesday.
How about that?
Wait, what? It's the whole new quest progression? The only thing they left in the storyline? No,
but like... Did they change everything for your main one, not just the quest one, right?
They were saying the reveal is Tuesday, not the preview.
I'm talking about the preview stream, Chad.
I was saying the preview is Wednesday,
and you guys are like,
hey, no, Jake, we it's Tuesday.
No.
No.
That's what I think when I hear you guys are,
hey, Jake, we it's Tuesday, no.
The preview stream is Wednesday.
And the real season is Friday
What's up, I see Boba oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Are they still down there?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I'm just tripping.
How am I tripping, bro?
We're talking about two different things, chat.
We're talking about two different things.
The hood has a big hood.
I mean isn't the hood on that map a pretty big character so it's probably gonna be a tank, right?
That guy's character model is huge.
Yeah, but Brock is, I'm talking about is that like
Is that just for your new season character, or is that also for your other main character?
Not just for season. Ah, see yeah that there you go
Also, there's no way that character's- Ooh, speaking about the new character, we're on
the map!
Nois!
Sapphire with the massive Prime, basic Zaki with the massive two months- I don't know
how to say your name, is JST?
Pretty much massive Prime sub, not- not Salty Water with tier one.
T.Y.
Appreciate the massive prime.
You me with the massive get this up.
Stephanie for 10 months.
Nick for 38 months.
How you doing Nick?
Hyperbolt with the massive prime.
Hug for 4 months.
Love those streaming the watch parties.
Appreciate it my friend.
Generic for 7 months.
Cell for 4 months.
Fat Drake for 3 months.
Multi-gamer dude with the massive prime.
I think, okay, cool.
Big bow for five months, appreciate it my friend.
Oh, do we have that guy on the other team?
Oh, that guy's Hawkeye's annoying, bro.
That guy's Hawkeye's annoying. We banned that Hawkeye.
I'm being that guy's Hawkeye. I am not playing against that guy's Hawkeye. Nope. No. I am not.
I refuse to play against that guy's Hawkeye. Nah. I am the antagonist with the massive
prime appreciate it my friend
you'll need a top-notch team to win this one are you leaving you give me a
favor can I have the shake yes yeah I did it in the rain
I was outside mowing the grass today and I started fucking storming and I didn't want
to go inside until I was finished and then like the biggest and loudest, brightest lightning
and thunder had happened and I like, I will admit I kind of put myself and I ran inside
screaming.
I thought I was going to die.
Oh
You kind of took the character
I don't really support though
But I don't really support like that
But I can
I need a health boost, I need a health boost.
I got it.
I
three
three
you're
yo yo yo take me stuff over here
fifteen
I don't know if I'm gonna move.
Ah, man.
I don't know if I'm gonna move.
Can you walk up the hill?
I can walk up the hill.
I don't know if I'm gonna move.
I got that or...
Shit, he's just mad at me.
They're colorful.
Okay.
Here.
Yo, is that you on the flight with me?
Nice.
I'm coming back! I'm coming back!
I'm coming back! I'm coming back!
I'm coming back!
I'm coming back! I'm coming back!
Fuck.
That's that Baldy on the point.
Heh.
No, she's not over yet.
That was really nice, man.
Jack, I'm not bald, am I?
I'm here!
Oh
I'm going to hold this way until you get back, let me know.
Oh, that's shitty. Your friend is real.
Kill this guy! Kill this guy! Kill this guy! He has no shield!
Then I'm in a bag.
There's one team up. I'm gonna kill him.
Look right here! Look right here!
still a guy here he ain't get bored
I mean he ain't leave
I got fucked
Dude this game is so much easier than being that guy's Hawkeye
I don't know who that guy is but that guy's Hawkeye is fucking disgusting. He doesn't have Hawkeye. He's 95
you know what I really don't I really don't want to be all man you don't have
enough time child I have to with the spider-man bro I'm gonna get beat up by
the DPS a little bit but I think it's over it'll help against that venom
I'm not making this just a little shoddy, might go Cloak here.
You can if you want to, I think it was fine though.
I think if I was on Emma sooner but I kinda got caught like tempo wise on Strange, that
makes sense, like I was sitting on ult.
I heard Jace saw my sign on MRI, hold your sign.
Thank you.
I don't know, I did nothing wrong and I'm playing perfectly.
I don't know, I haven't lost my hunch.
I didn't do anything wrong and I played perfectly.
Isn't that like what all our teammates say?
I'm rocking.
Yay, rocking.
He gets ult really fast.
You can get your armor.
Yo, what's up Velocity?
I
Ready to do some damage
I'm gonna be honest with you I didn't even notice that
I
Oh
They're just soulbonding all the time.
Niiiice!
Where's the trust on me?
No, there's a main system low right here.
I'm looking right here! I'm looking right here!
I'm looking right here!
Oh, I can't get out.
I'm gonna be at the right angle
Turn up the back
Enemy, enemy, enemy
They got my DP
Hello, Farlet! Hello, Farlet!
Uh, faggot, I'm gonna kick him down
I'm looking at you, can you fuck up?
Yeah, I'm looking at you
Faggot in the back, Faggot in the back, guys
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Nice. Wish you guys.
Use humor.
Noooice!
Okay, why are you running Cap's team up with Buffy? I thought that was also the best thing to find.
weird looking Captain America man
thoughts on the new map themes J I think the map is pretty fun to be honest
with you I I don't think there's a map and this is gonna sound crazy but I just
Can I ask you your clip editor is and are they available for more work?
They are not but I am sorry. I'm gay keeping him
That map was um I
Like the map
I don't think there is a map that Marvel Rivals actually came out that I don't like but and I will say
Besides the symbiote king of the hill map, but I don't think it's that bad
I really hate hell's heaven because it crashes my computer and I hate all the moving maps
maps. I literally hate all moving maps. And, um, I do like, I do like the mid, no not midtown
chat. What is it? Um, the new, the New York map. What is it called? No, not Central Park.
The latest new one. Uh, Manhattan. I do like Manhattan, but I just don't like the scanning.
I think I didn't have the scanning. I mean it's a unique feature, whatever, blah blah blah.
I just don't like the scanning, but I like that map, too.
Yeah.
Uh, Pixelon with the massive Dunnel though, and Vapor with the massive Dunnel as well.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
Victory Village and Coastal Clash are my favorite maps.
What the hell is that?
What what is that? You don't know what what's that?
Beesawning Kings Row for me. Nothing will ever replace Kings Row, man. Kings Row is one of
the best maps. Kings Row is one of the best maps. What's the Kings Row Marvel rivals though?
What if I like Yidrassil?
How do we Yidrassil? Yidrassil Convoy, dude. Yidrassil Convoy is one of the best maps, man.
I don't think there's anyone that doesn't like Yidrassil Convoy. It's the map with the screaming goats.
Hmm.
Oh, Yidrassil... uh, King's Rose of Hybrid?
You don't need
You don't need it to be
Hmm
a
Convergence
Well this guy's fucking Hawkeye we gotta ban that guy's Hawkeye again, dude
Oh, Mike, no one escapes hell.
We got to ban this guy's Hawkeye. I do not want to play against this guy's Hawkeye.
Now, who am I going to banish from this match?
Hawkeye on the other team is really good. You guys want to ban it?
Man, I can just ult him every time. We just kind of break the bubble.
Oh, I don't think it's his ult though, but um, yeah, it's up to you guys.
Uh-uh chat. We lost GGs. We played with him on our team earlier.
That guy's Hawkeye is disgusting, dude.
He didn't install a kella chat, I did it.
Can I hella please?
He has a champion fucking black widow and he's asking for the hella?
nice okay wait what do you mean you wait what what happened
We got to make the teams feel proud
Four three two one
No, we don't need the house
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Nice.
We just went one round and they left full boost and why did we do the same but it doesn't play any better?
Oh, I like that. They have good shots, good shots.
What is that?
What is running around like that?
I can go to the city with this.
Yeah, I'm going to go to the city.
I don't want it.
I
Oh wait, we just ran a random headshot on the sidewalk in the old, that's funny.
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
You
Everyone's back
I'm getting the black line, isn't it?
No, let's try to go with my Q.
I'll try to go with my Q.
I'm full-locking.
There's one.
There's someone on the left here.
Nice. Good stuff, good stuff.
I need to, I do not have ult for Hawkeye, so, the buck.
Uh-oh, I'll try to headshot him, don't worry.
This battle calls for special help.
You could have killed him with the gamble here and just focused on him, I felt like I would have killed him.
30 seconds before the attack. Get ready.
I'm going to start a fight on their team.
Decided to join the rest of humanity against the enemy that might destroy our whole time stream.
It's fine Jay's bald head is blind their Hawkeye and he's only hitting straight
What does what does guys type in I don't I reported
Oh shit, how do we wait?
Wow, they're down there only tank, so...
I've never heard that voice sign before, Gandit played his last card.
I'm watching here.
You can see trees, they only have one tank, so they can't be...
Hey, walk away, walk away, walk away.
Take him man, let's go.
He's dead.
Fuck off.
Fucker one.
He's dead.
Walk away, man.
Maybe we just keep the space, they can't really walk out now.
He's right here
Oh, he's right here
That's him
That's him
Come on, dude
Oh, that's him
of
Oh, you're hard, man.
Nice, he's dead.
Come on, come on.
That makes me feel alive, you know, on fire.
I don't see nothing.
I'm gonna walk on that one, sucker.
Nice.
I'm walking in back on there.
I'll split them up for one.
I'm not gonna lie dude, I'll let you try it.
You guys, good job, good shit.
Niiiice. Not too bad. Not too bad.
You can only display SNAPS on a photo. I'm pretty sure the stun is like 0.01 seconds, is it not?
It's like a very quick stun.
No, it's only a displacement.
I'm pretty sure.
Wait, that was Nectar?
Oh.
GG's.
Not too bad, not too bad.
Oh, it went from 1 second to 0.2 seconds, so it still stuns, so my point, me diving there on Widow to try to stun the portal, still stands because there's still a stun.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's still a stun chat, it's pretty fast.
With only pams, with 225 streamstreak, too, god damn.
I'm pretty sure... that's a knockup?
Ain't no way Widow's running around the map knocking out people, bro. Ain't no way, what?
Oh, I'm pretty sure...
No, bro.
Yeah, bro, I'm pretty sure it is definitely a stun.
It's like charm.
Charm is basically a stun, but it's very fast.
It's a stun, bro.
I'm not nectar. I was trolling. Oh
Let's say
This battle calls for special ammo
It's does say launch up no, there's no way it's a stun
I'm pretty it's a stun bro
Let me see something here because nice to know I haven't lost my heart instant death
all these years.
Yeah, I mean it doesn't it doesn't even on the hook bionic heart charge up and launch
a hook with his bionic arm really in the first target's hit and lurk and lurk him
high.
It says control effect chat.
It doesn't say it's a stun, but that right click with the bucky book is a stun.
It's a yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a stun bro. Oops
It's a it's definitely a stun
It's a very fast
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, no, there is a stun effect above his head.
Just look.
Yeah, there's like a, you see the little thing above his head?
It's literally a quick stun.
That's a stun chat chat is very high if they don't think black widow is done
Imagine if this was actually how we're gonna play what imagine this is what I was gonna play rework the widow
Yo, uh, Danny for 10 months, appreciate it. Muddle with the massive 6 months. How you doing, my friend?
Her outfit is more of a stunt at her kick.
This guy just picked Squirrel Girl and said, Dan Ironman.
What have you been in?
Jett, I had an Ultron that played a whole race game and only had 137 healing. Please review
the video. Yeah, I'm not going to review that man. You should probably just report
that person and hopefully they get banned for trolling. Good luck, man.
I'm not a hero. I'm the Punisher.
I
Was a quick-by game about it was a quick-by game who cares really
Dude, I feel like
I
Try hard or complain in like quick play brah
Hey, I don't tell you not to idolize the red white and blue boy scout. Let me do me
What's fun
Picking Punisher and then zip lining into the enemy team's backline and quick play and then shotgunning everyone. That's fun
Oh, shit, what the hell happened to me?
I just had to jump over something.
I said, someone cut this!
I will kill this bastard!
Bald and dangerous!
Magic is not the only invisible force in play here.
What are my snakes?
I don't see any shit!
Yo, there's a Hawkeye 4 left! 4 left!
Wait, do we have any sports here?
Oh, we don't have any sports, guys.
We're all low. Be careful. Be careful.
You can do it.
That was all funny.
No problem.
Can you help me?
Wait, chat!
Can anyone do some scientific shit right there?
Figure out why my old thing didn't come in.
portal I don't think you got that
bro I have no idea how my stun did not hit anyone right there bro I saw I saw a
fat group all I didn't see anyone dying the group all take it guys you guys are
both even though no hello I'm panic my old bro my group hit a fat old I didn't
see anyone die so I was gonna follow up and stun everyone so we could like
solidified the team fight
is more and more than I
Oh there are uh, pimples is one.
J log's burning because of the skateboarding time on each spawn.
Really?
If you're not using your boom ability to get out of spawn then I don't know what to tell you, man.
This is a little awkward.
I got off with a blow. She is getting out.
of
the
Yeah, but when the enemy is close to me, I have 15 seconds to go back and press the
I don't think sometimes brother
Use your you're playing hella any
You keep playing how you want to play and I'll keep playing how I want to play chat box
Whatever works for you and your games sure does wonders
Oh, there's a hell of a left side, no burn half.
Can you burn that?
Can you burn that?
I don't know if you can remember that she's involved with it.
Okay!
I took that shit in the face!
I think we just go full dive like you were saying. I think it works.
Yeah, it's cool for a drag.
My oh that's your shop my mind is shopper
Wait, are you actually Lord score? I think I'm 50 points away from champion guys. I think I'm gonna walk around it down
You the king
My mind is
I
Looks like I'm doing to me
Yeah, this wall. Oh, yo
You're looking back finding three
right there would have been crazy. I mean I I thought they're bad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the passage!
I can head again if I can.
We're working down, bud.
I think I can reset.
I got a shiitake, I got a shiitake
I got a shiitake
I got a shiitake
And I'm going early
No no no no no no no no no
Uh, that was close
I can't get
Just your light and gauge if I can be anything
Oh
Yeah, I'll say fine die guys
I can walk earlier, yeah.
Get to that up, I got him.
I'm ready for you, man.
Ready, ready, ready.
Okay, I just got the pistol.
I got one on the high ground, watch out.
Oh, winner!
Yo, that guy's disgusting.
The feet tickler?
Oh, sorry, freak the tickler.
Oh, no skill shots!
Open.
You know that little basket?
Yeah, it's a little altered at all.
No, I think you pretty much have it.
Uh, how is it gonna have a roll?
They're gonna...
They'll have to ping more.
Yeah, I'm gonna go really fast.
I'm going really fast.
I don't think we can't destroy that out of all
I
You guys
Just came over I'm seeing two people through walls with the fuck
here's a fella in our spawn guys, that's about the highest
I'm with you buddy, I'm with you.
You're not gonna be me, I promise.
Thank Wolverine finally ulted.
You're there?
Yeah, yeah, they probably do.
I'm going for it, bud.
I'm going to touch! We gotta touch!
Are we cut my kittens? GG's.
GG's. Probably.
I was a close game, man. I was a close game.
Holy shit, I had that actually. Lowest final hits, bro.
We should have probably switched off a dive as soon as we hit third point, man.
Fuck!
No, that guy started playing tank.
He got off the Hawkeye, but he still got 19 finals on Hawkeye, dude, but...
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
J3's soul, but I'm going to Squirrel Girl, bro. I'm telling you, uh, how much damage does Squirrel Girl do per hit?
Um, I should have went Squirrel Girl, man.
Why do they keep self-provening?
Hey, man, they gotta grow their stream.
I respect the hustle.
I don't do it, but, I mean, gotta respect it.
It's like, it's basically, it's like advertisement.
It's shit.
View boning?
Me?
Yes.
Everyone in chat $5,000 per smile that they do in my chat
Oh Alex by the way, I'll do I'll do the content soon
Oh YouTube, sorry about that, I think they were talking about my Twitch chat though.
I'm getting paid with J3 bucks.
Hey, you guys are gonna need your J3 bucks when it comes to, um, when it comes to, uh,
next MRI.
It's the only time we gamble in this room.
Oh, I'm almost done with the bad plastic.
Nice.
Why velocity do I not have?
I have Veloski on my friend list. What is he? I don't...
No one BP video. I don't know what you mean by that.
Oh, that says alt account. Yeah, I don't add people's alt accounts, man.
I think Marvel Rivals only allows you to have
one hundred and fifty people in your friends list of kinda
kinda sucks man
I'm not this one I'm not anyone's sidekick
Not the grand final chat, what is it, not makes sense.
Stage 2 starts in September and it goes to October and the grand final is November.
Oh, and this is a little different wait a minute the grand finals chat the grand finals
It's not like the mid-season finals where it's three teams three teams two teams two teams
The grand finals is gonna have four teams four teams two teams two teams
Interesting
Three six seven eight nine ten that had ten teams this one's gonna have twelve
Do you think you'll try deadlock? I tried deadlock chap. I don't get the height. I'm not gonna lie. It wasn't fun to me.
Oh
November is around season 11. I have no idea probably
What's worse accidentally adding someone you tried to avoid or accidentally saying thank
you you too when a waiter says enjoy your food?
I think they hear that probably very frequently so I don't think that's as annoying.
When you try to avoid someone, when you try to avoid someone you accidentally add someone
and they probably accept it, I think that's a little bit more, oh shit.
I
Waiters are here. Yeah, I think I there's a lot of times where someone was like hey man
Yeah, enjoy your flight, and I'm like, oh, yeah you too, and I'm like wait a minute, and they're like
They probably here it so much it doesn't really know I can't like Friday. Yeah, does anyone else play support?
I'm not anyone sidekick oh my god
Oh it's still a VP that I have in my team. Dude I feel like I'm playing against the same people all day.
of
now
Nice
Nice.
Yeah, I'm gonna use my ult here when they pop some stuff.
Yeah, I'm actually...
I am ready to put on a show
Need that here good or good or where you at?
Probably even need that. Okay. That'll be it. Well better than potline ult than saving from all the riders too man
Alright, good shit, good shit, good shit.
That's what I'm saying, bro. I don't know how many times I've been against this Hawkeye, but it's like every single game.
Hey, W, bro, genuinely thank you for the streams. It's 1 AM for me, it's still working. Your chill streams give me through it so much. You're my baldy godie.
Okay, well I was a kind of it was a good comment until you called me bald by appreciate it man
We holy shit, it's J3 I need to realize thanks for swapping
No problem, no problem. Damn, he said, he said who the fuck is J3? Chad didn't even know this guy.
He probably didn't notice me because I'm 6'7", 420 pounds of pure jack muscle. It's very easy to not see me.
3, 2, 1
5 for 5 according to Kozzy
Kozzy doesn't know what he's talking about
Yo, also, that is crazy, dude.
I cannot believe that Marvel Rivals did that skit.
I cannot believe that they actually engaged Cosy, the male pro.
I don't even know how he- Cosy told me that wasn't even scripted, too.
I'm back in the fight
Let's get in where if you guys miss the watch party chat. I'm sorry, but you missed it, man
This is why you can't miss the watch parties
Oh
Bro you just fell over I cannot help that
Oh my god guys that guy's too quick bro. I'm not dying
Huge they use like three ults there
So good
What was that?
He's not giving us arthritis from the head of some more than others
I can't believe I missed that freeze, man.
I still got songs to sing
Mmm
Oh, nice.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, we recently have, uh, those support ults.
They also have...they're, uh, like, hand rolls.
Okay, I was thinking about that.
of the
one of the one I'm three to one of the
The one thing about VP that I don't like that they gave him is like that ability if he gets close to you
He just pops it. It's an AoE. He marks everyone. That shit is crazy
I
Could go in this
No, I'm not gonna play white blocks if they only have one diver. He's not really like...
He wasn't much of a problem until like, like this last, like, three minutes.
God damn, bro.
God damn, bro.
Oops, deep punch.
Don't die, Jimmy! Don't die! I'm here! I'm behind you! I'm behind you! I'm behind you!
Not again! Not again!
Nooooo!
Your score is 3, 2, 3.
Damn bro!
We were right there, man. We were right there, man. We were right there.
I'm not the type who fades quietly into the background.
I will bring life to you.
Cover your ears.
I am beyond my...
I'm not the type who fades quietly into the background.
I appreciate that maybe the fantastic
So I won't have to pay your homerun a visit.
It would be best.
Come on up.
Men, I'm welcome.
Hot damn, this shield is huge.
It's been a while since I've done a single battle, Shannon.
Now, Shaxon, five, four, three, two, one.
You need to stop that bitch.
Get it up.
Should I give him a name?
Come on, four.
Get out of the way.
Cargots, bad guys.
You know what?
Why would I need you?
Do you want me to go in the hole?
Focus my bomb!
I need to heal!
All eyes over here!
Just a few seconds!
I
know
Hopefully we don't get help for five minutes
His first words were saying hopefully we don't get help from fire. We actually have five minutes remaining
Sounds like this guy needs a J3 Jeff the Land Shark chat. What are your thoughts on that?
I mean, J3 just the Land Shark, man.
No one wants to get on me.
RIDE ME!
Why does anyone of my teammates want to ride me bro?
Don't question what me chat if you guys were in my game, wouldn't you want to ride me?
Oh, shit, we do have finance here.
if
, and
three
she says
she says,
I
Even know where this guy came from oh
Okay guys, I'm just gonna hold the fucking cart you guys ready
There's a bp above us a bp above us
There you go, that's two volts
There's a BP on your left, a BP on your left above you guys.
I
Wasn't that bad at all
Holy shit wait I've never seen that intro before that's a fucking clean intro also second of all chat
If I was lucky in the beginning of that game. Ooh nice six seven that that BP would have not done any of that
He wouldn't have done any of that. What's up, Delano?
Wait how many deaths did I have I think all I don't think I died to anyone besides the BP jet
duo win oh shit but the bad thing is that we're both DPS players though and if
we DPS we duo we're both I'm gonna have to always fill support
you just play support deep that's the problem though I don't want to play
support
You were born a support player. I could guarantee you I was not chat. I am not an OTP. I don't
even have a champion support character chat and I have like five champion VPS. I am not
a support. My support win rate is like five percent. Also I really don't. I mean I have
No problem trying it, but I rarely do it with other DPS players because it's just that like if our hero pool line
I like you if your DPS with another of you two with another DPS player
It is very rarely that you're both gonna be able to get DPS
Because the four other people on your team are probably gonna be DPS or even tank players
You're rarely gonna have support players
But that's why I like you England either a support or a tank player
a draw man for 62 months though my soul I saw these reach amounts of five months
baby with the mass in tier two for three months and coach straps for a hundred
bits appreciate my friend
doesn't j3 does not want to be a team player chat I was literally being a team
player and I was literally just playing support. Is that a no- we could try playing
double DPS. Listen I don't mind but I'm telling you right now I do not want to
play support. I have fun playing DPS. Chat. Didn't we learn that recently in a
tournament? I don't like any other characters. I just find one character
fun. Are you on or what's going on here?
Just say you don't mess with the Lena. I don't mess with any DPS player chat.
Even look at day. I rarely queue with day. I rarely queue with Kingsman because
Kingsman and I are both DPS players. We we rarely
We just re I just I just don't key with other DPS players
Look look at Kingsman want a cute see
You on King
And you have fun with Tim see the difference is Tim and I don't have an overlapping
hero pool and Tim usually plays tank and if he needs to he also plays support chat
do you guys not understand DPS plus DPS equals no support and DPS yes support
DPS and tank yes DPS DPS. No, it's not that complicated
On DR vibes, I sent a friend request. Oh
What do you mean, can I just invite you bro?
You have to turn off that setting!
Hey! What's up Jay?
Yo, how you doing? How you doing?
Oh, feeling good.
I played in that Spider-Man tournament yesterday, and I got second place by one kill!
One kill, almost one.
Good shit, good shit.
Locked in.
I was gonna play in that, but then I kinda went outside with my family.
Oh, you mother...
You evil person.
Bro, I...
I don't know how to do this to us, man.
I- I felt bad, but like, I had to see my family.
Did you know the Rivals community needs you?
What we needed you most, what did you do?
Go outside.
I was co-streaming all week.
Okay.
What's your point?
I need to see my family.
Yeah, you...
You expect all the rivals to just lock me into my room, never see the sunlight, and just never eat food, and just never see my family?
I wouldn't know anybody to do something like that.
Ha ha!
Seems like you know something. Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, I can't wait till the new season. Come on!
Get as soon as possible.
I think...
It's gonna be a good way.
Is it gonna be broken or not?
Oh, it has to be broken.
I think every character needs to be broken when they come out.
Because if it's not broken, there's no hype.
Is that a fair opinion, Chad?
Do you think every character should be broken when they're released?
I think so.
Well, I think, I think I agree with that, but the problem is they gotta balance it after
they're broken.
Yeah, so like, I mean, I don't know if you ever played Overwatch, but along my-
I played Overwatch.
So when like, Lifeweaver came out, but Lifeweaver was not broken, like no one paid attention
to that character, and I feel like character releases should be like insane.
That's fair, but they gotta turn them down, because Gambit has been OP for every
single season since he's came out true like like apex did a really great job of
that character seer yeah I know yeah it was so broken and then they tuned them
down it made them like much more balanced yeah that like after like it was
like a week people complained for a week the new character whatever and then they
fixed it yeah yeah I just don't think that's why I'm scared for what new
new characters come out is because I'm afraid that it won't be balanced fast enough. I would
say that's my biggest concern. It's like, like we got L cell, we got Gambit, who else
came out and they've just been strong every single season, they've been up.
Magix has always been like really good. Magix has just been consistently so good,
man. I feel like Magix has just helped either of the games. I don't know, I don't mind
that much. He has a lot of counter play and he counters
a lot, but I think he needs to be there.
Like a shield tank, always being strong.
I feel like when I played Overwatch, I loved Reinhardt when he was like, when Reinhardt
is strong, I feel like the game feels good, at least for me, because it feels fair to
lose to, at least.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not anyone's sidekick.
Like Reinhardt.
Reinhardt, sorry about that, five tanks and five characters, uh-huh.
Okay, what's your favorite soft drink?
Did I ask you this already?
Favorite soft drink?
Like Coke maybe?
I try not to drink a lot of soda though.
Bad for you.
But that Mexican Coke where that Mexican sprite moves.
You're an Unk, man.
Hey, listen, is that Unk to be healthy?
I guess.
Your body is like an engine of a car.
Your body is like your engine, bro.
If you give it shit fuel and not take care of it, it's not gonna last that long.
All right, I guess.
Hmm, miss it out.
Vanilla Coke is fake though, no vanilla coke?
Gambit.
Yeah?
That's good, that's good.
What, chat bro, before I even went into streaming, you know, you guys know I was studying to
be a nurse, right?
The human body, bro, listen, you gotta take care of it, go to the gym.
Take care of yourself, chat.
The longer you guys stay healthy and the longer you guys
Yes, though
Wait, you could play oh wait, is this defense? Oh, this is defense. I'll go Adam. Let's run that triple triple
Oh
My bad my bad my bad my bad my bad. I don't have my account. Are you supposed to do that?
Well, if you don't want to get I mean, did you look at the bands?
L plus ratio, that's why you don't, I don't get it, you wanna play, actually, you wanna play Mucky, I'll play Hella
No, I wanna play, uh, yeah, I also like widows in the game
Are you good at widows, girl? I can't watch you play widows, you're not watching
I'm always locked in, I'm just not looking at widows when I play
I'm not looking at my crosshair when I play widows
You're not what?
I'm not looking at my crosshair on my way to the house.
I'll share it with you.
Take a picture of this guy.
You going on the back there right now?
Ouch!
I'm gonna set up behind them and have like, can you go for a side angle please?
I'm sure I can try, I can try.
Behind them.
But, I have to leave.
Pretty good to...
I'm getting rocket tickets, getting this.
Alright, that's fine.
Kind of us.
Oh, is that a classic?
Nothing, nothing.
I'll be back for good in here.
I forgot to fetch my Nisei.
I shot the Envids, but she's standing next to me.
It's invisible.
In the head.
I might be, uh...
Could they bucking stand, by the way?
Uh-huh.
Nah.
I have to reload. I have to reload. Are you serious? I have to reload, bro. I have to reload.
Are you still reloading?
I'm still reloading!
They're all in issue.
Kill the rocket.
Oh
That's getting his gun is just so
You're just so leveled.
You got him on that skin?
Oh, that's a nice one.
That was a good day.
This is real firepower!
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Oh, we didn't touch that.
Woo!
Playing against the EMEA pros, who?
You see how it kind of gets in the way of your medical?
Oh, no, I should...
I still have the skin.
What?
I mean hard old days.
It's tough though, no?
Oh no.
How do you not like this?
I swear it's cleaner than the OG.
No. Well, I mean...
It's kind of like, you know what this reminds me of?
You know the Punisher Daredevil skin?
Like he's got the Daredevil skin and everyone's like
Oh, it looks like the same skin.
But it just looks better to me.
It's just more clean.
Or like the Spider-Man brand new day's skin
just looks more clean than the original.
You're gonna grow you're a pain it shills
Everybody fucking said this one time dude
I'm log on to the your age cover for a server to test to see what's all working and I'm walking five seconds to the server
They're like we got a we got a spy a
Corporate spy that they're sending money to like easy rate chat
I
Easy rage they go I love that bro. I think I would you're passionate and you play a game a lot
They're like, oh, I'm paying of course man
Like this game for literally six hours a day before I was sponsored for anything. I like the game
Like the game. Yeah, that sounds like a pain chill chair
You're paying
Actually, no paying without
Dude, you just say you're one!
You're fighting? I didn't even talk to you
Are you on it?
You know it's really funny. If you say you love the game or you love a skin
They call you a page or and if you say oh my god
You play games
I like the hunter.
Stop talking.
I'm definitely going to just collapse.
So nice.
Wait, bottom ball, are you already out?
We only got three days left.
I mean honestly we didn't even plan that that's not our fault we just double up to it and
me a final tank all the GGs did one the next one don't worry Jay we're getting
you to one of them out today
I won't fold off there how many hours you got how many hours you got how many hours
uh seven o'clock right now probably probably three or four okay bye bye
Oh shit, yeah, I did say we're gonna try to build some defense. I forgot
What's up? Oh shit my bad
Like a chat hopefully Kingsman doesn't talk to himself. I'm gonna be right back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Why is this guy saying hi?
Hi
Wait, yeah, maybe home last night. Oh shit was it not a long not a long flight for you
The people are still so shocked that I played with the keyboard in the lap.
I'm telling you it's meta.
All my soul is meta.
Oh my gosh.
It's the meta pros don't want you to know about.
Have you ever given it a shot, Jay?
What do you think you want to be today?
Now, who am I going to vanish for this match?
Okay, alright, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Was he did he did he say something was he why are you guys saying don't know well? Yeah, what's up? I was in the bathroom
You say something no, I didn't say anything
Well, I'm out
Oh
Shit, you're actually not that far away. Nice. I don't know what they're saying. I didn't say anything. You're right
You what you should say?
the right heroes could make all the difference my old
shop I got sure I mean we already have like I'm not
anyone's sidekick need I think I do
there's just an elephant in the room
maybe like the moon no not you you're not I don't think he's gonna switch
bro okay that's an ass
Mr. Blood moon there
can you put me in the sports so we can win the game?
there's my blackout
oh yeah I'll be fine
okay
sorry I haven't heard the word
no yeah yeah I didn't hear you
I think Black Panther is ignoring you
he's out of fucking DC
god damn it bro
That's why I'm not anyone's sidekick.
I'm white box is always the same skin.
I'm not looking to back a path that is run free by a white box.
So this is how Johnny feels.
You seem to take farm with joy.
Guido with the massive sick tier 3 for a 16 months
big juice for the massive five weeks.
Jackass with the massive two files.
Appreciate it, guys.
How you guys doing today?
You have to stop them from securing the mission area.
They got pulled out, coming up!
We'll top any of them.
We should be.
We're trapped.
You guys, we're not playing the trap.
We're throwing.
Hey, Black Panther, we'll be wanting to fight him.
That's because one is on the right, he has to run.
I'm so in spider in the back
Oh, I pulled him a little too early.
Yeah, I see one, mate.
How do you have a better gun than that?
What in the left room over here?
I'll go first, I'll go first.
Oh, I'm dead.
I need to keep your life on hold.
I'm just going to be hanging.
I don't want to hang around for one second.
Oh, I'm dying.
I'm dead here.
Watch out, they do have a speeder man.
I don't know how long I'm trying to go behind us, I'm trying to go behind you.
Oh wait, I'm dead, okay, oh shit.
Okay, I won't disappear so you can
look at my next
Game definitely needs roll queue and solo queue at all too.
This game does not need roll queue.
You want to play a game that plays like this with roll queue?
Laser V4 is a challenge. How I want to modernize all the games by doing absolutely nothing.
we got a lot of game and carry the
wait which guy
easy
easy
I almost hit my hole here
yeah this game does not beat solo queue bro
Yeah, I have enough chat. I think
I'm just going to pop my enthrall, that would be good.
Okay, I'm just going to use my aggressively and I'm going to switch.
I got a nice lockout.
I'm using the Amazon.
Oh, shit.
I can't.
Howdy, Olympia, bro!
We're good spot.
It's a good assault.
What with the lucky player?
Can we get a purple?
Oh, someone else just used the DPS.
Oh, now we have three supports of one tank?
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work either.
Oh, I was rigged again, I didn't realize.
Fuck.
I should have gotten whoever.
I
Everything I could go wrong is going wrong right now
fine on tank I mean he does have ace but one of our we had a BP that's not in
voice our BP then went to tank a Thor for some reason and then one of our
other tanks went to a support for some reason and then like and then our tank
that was on tank switch the DPS so we ended up one three a shit
And then we double-shot, we went support ult, but then we died on copy and we're pretty awesome.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, we'll get you, thanks. Magic, can you go back there?
Get ready!
Lady Bloodstone, it is a pleasure to be back together with you for more adventures.
Pleasure's all mine, Thor. You've been one heck of a partner since that day you showed up at my home.
You took me in when I was banished from my own realm.
I am forever in your debt.
I need to do this, Captain.
I need to do this, Captain.
Wait, this guy says something.
Wait, you know Grig to count?
Wait, what happened?
I need to do this, Captain.
I need to do this, Captain.
I need to do this, Captain.
I need to do this, Captain.
What?
You said that guy was a troll or something?
I need to do this, Captain.
You don't know where to catch him?
I haven't seen him in forever.
He's probably hidden in the depths.
Wait, can you see him? Close.
Where are you walking now?
Oh, I already got him.
He took off the map.
Stack him up!
Hey, I think he's going to go on the right.
I'll take it.
So they're backdoor.
So he's probably way better now.
He's up in the middle.
Why am I trapped?
Why'd my trap?
Why'd my trap?
Yeah, I don't care.
Hey, what about the boss?
You can't hook that guy who's doing the boss on the spider-man?
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
Don't make it. We'll let him back
So I kill him earlier. We're not even out of land
Same long
Not team up not bull
I'm looking for an angle vault here.
Where's our turret?
That's our meter man.
They
You go there?
Yeah, I'm already back, so...
Okay.
What is that?
What?
Oh, thank you.
Oh thank you.
Give me one piece of that.
One hundred and one.
Come on.
One last coffee, Karen.
I'll come right there.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Get that.
Three of those sparks.
One more.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That's a... what's the fanfare?
Let's go play the game.
Great.
Let's go play.
Oh, I trapped him.
If I were you on support, because sometimes you just gotta film, man.
How am I feeling?
I just prefer DPS.
Because I think I can do a lot more on DPS than I can on this board.
What the hell is that?
I'm gonna have to go on the next one.
Okay, let's go on the next one.
I really want to help ourselves.
I'm coming back.
Move in the side, conference out.
Red one, red one.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm clear.
I have a trap.
I'm playing my trap.
Why am I not full?
Okay, nice, okay, nice.
Buddy, trap.
Got another trap here.
Yeah, not too bad not bad
Three in chat we're not living oh do we did you avoid it or you want me to? Yeah, I already got a bunch we're good
Oh, okay.
Yo, G3 and channel is my birthday as a man, it's not so...
Not every C&D, but always a C&D. That's what they say.
If you keep streaming and helps me get through the day, the community is always nice and always meant for day.
Oh, nice rhyming.
Nice rhyming.
Yo, happy birthday by the way.
Hill's birthday may come... Yeah, sorry.
I understand, bro.
How the nerves get to people so much.
These ranks, like, they always go early, like they just don't pay attention to the scenario.
You know?
Maybe they just don't know, you think?
Maybe they saw that you were in their game, they got scared.
No, that can't be it.
They were like, they were like, oh my god, one of my teammates is bald, I don't know what to do, I can't focus.
So like, the sunlight must have bounced off of your head like into Cloak's eyes,
and she thought that the only way to get rid of it was by pushing Q on her keyboard.
I would say you're bald. You probably have good hair.
I thought about you, buddy!
Don't talk about yourself like that, bro. Speed.
You're the bandit for this match.
Sure, sure, sure. You know what they say?
Deflection is the first step of acceptance.
Ah, you're deflected.
I
Shout I'm easy brand new day. Yeah, by the way
Nope, not yet you know I gotta go outside of my house and see that but I would like to that
But that's everyone says it's so good, and I'm the big spider-man fans. I really want to watch it. I
I don't see the Odyssey
If you reach your 30s and not bald you made it to the full hair club for life. Yeah, I'll pin that message right there
Mods you'll need a top-notch team to win this one. Come on spin that message
W oh, there you go. I like it today's the day. I'll be taking your throne as the rank one hooker
It's over for you Jack. Ah
Ain't no way bro
Everyone
You say deepers
Oh, my bad.
Then should her light be extinguished?
It might be 50 feet away from your mic.
Yo, OK, sorry, guys.
My bad, this is better.
Could you have coms like this for free game?
3, 2, 1.
Here's why I wear a headset mic.
My bad, guys.
Breathe a little louder in your mic.
This is, I'm sorry.
My bad.
Sorry, man.
My chat sent in.
My chat said my mic wasn't close enough, so I'm supposed to...
Oh my they all looked at me
Every day I shall claim my victory eventually
That's embarrassing
That's actually really embarrassing for that guy. Holy shit, bro. That guy needs to get off Spider-Man. That is very embarrassing. I
Should not have won that he had it the surprise he had the first hit yet everything and he lost that I had no cool downs
Nothing that's sad
Oh, get it!
Nothing to trade.
I didn't just get on, I swear my aim was a bit better than the previous one.
Don't worry, I'll take you from here.
Alright, I'm calling this year's heroine, now do the same thing.
I'm dying
I'm dying we lost
I
I
Oh, I did die this time.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go.
There, come on. Please.
Yes!
Alright, we got this.
We're down a support. We're down on support.
We're on a support team.
I'm fucking holding the shield.
No, we don't even need all of them.
So, you said Delta, you're in kill deal?
That's crazy.
That's because I got resets.
Yo, yo, yo, I need help guys.
If I'm gonna be a three-dash, then I'm dead.
Where the hell is that?
You know what my favorite thing about this game is, champ?
So poor players...
Yeah, you can ult up early.
...who always try to break the healing, but when you peel for them, they always need you to die.
So like, why the fuck am I calling...
Why am I calling you?
So, what are you training them how to do?
Oh shit, I died next time.
Break it.
Break it.
I feel like I'm fighting more here like I don't know what's going on right now like
everything in this game. I don't know what's happening. I'm I'm so locked in here. I need some shit
either. What's going on man we need to lock it in. Have you ever uh have you ever had your team
Ask for peeling and then you peel and then you just get left to dry because you're trying to help them
But they don't help you
Look where I am
I would not be stopped so easily.
We cannot wait any longer.
Fuck.
Okay, we have a smoke off.
Well, you're really just all dying to the Spidey or like, we're all turning around.
Are you gonna TP?
They're gonna cancel us.
Oh, they already just fallen.
You can TP for free.
You can TP for free.
Did you guys start it?
You did, we were fucked.
Did you guys start it?
We did, we're fucked
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Perfect
Up, down, down
I'm gonna jump on that, uh, one time
What the fuck, kill it, kill it, kill it
What?
Drop it, X, please
Please, shoot it
I got it
What the?
Be careful, I ain't gonna...
Get in here!
Yo, let me TPS please.
The current score is 1, 2, 0.
Time to switch things up, including which side you're on.
The right heroes could make all the difference.
Those who oppose me shall be left to drown in my wake.
Bro, I get that there's three people above, but bro, like,
we gotta look at the healers too, like, and our DPS can challenge rushes, not just tanks.
So they want the DPS charge, so let me get this right, so let me get this straight.
So the supports want us to look at the DPS that's the spider-man because they're gonna complain about spider-man the whole time
So then we look at the spider-man, but then
So let me get this straight this guy's complaining that no one is shooting this
Are you really about a film we need to win like you know you're better than these people
I need you to ego them on DPS and go full lock in
Think about it this way. If we get you one of all today, your hair comes back.
I don't want hair, it's overrated, bro.
So let me get this tray here, chat.
The supports are complaining about the Spider-Man. We marked the Spider-Man, but I don't get field, and now they want the DPS to also look at the enemy team's support.
So what the fuck are we supposed to do, bro?
Type in the chat, I'll kiss you to this guy, and say, if we win this game, you'll get a kiss.
I'll do another one.
Yeah, I'm looking up from here.
You guys can stay right there.
Just keep me up if I need you.
Fucking chat, dude.
I'm on two and I think we're...
I'm not gonna go to the other side of the wall.
Nah, I'm gonna let them deal with it, chat.
I'm not fucking helping any angle.
I'm just gonna shoot at the tank skull again.
I'm gonna let them deal with it.
I'm right at the rest.
Look at my guy, he's dead!
HAHAHAHA!
Wait, did he actually blam- did he blame his heels?
Did he- did he blame his heels?
The guy- the guy feeling us so good!
Oh my fucking god, I love this game.
Wait, our tanks were having this much of a problem on the fucking front line?
You guys not know how to play tank?
I need to ult when they click ult.
You will, you will freeze, you will freeze.
How are my tanks having this much of a problem on the front line?
In this corner, you put it in the corner here, defensive end, and then when they click ult, we kill them.
And I go like right about, you get it?
I'll be three
I think we make it I think we make it I think we make it
I'm trying to switch off the rocket real quick
I don't know
I need to run the other side
Oh my god
I need to start to play my spray
I need to die
You have to also start to play
I
Sorry, let's keep you up
We're not losing man. I got like we're not losing
I don't look at something real quick that if we ignore the spider-man this guy was complaining
I just want to let you guys know this guy was complaining when that spider-man dove me and
I killed him at spawn he was one in one we were complaining about the spider-man at
time when he was one in one. What's wrong Jair? Are you having doubts? Mmm. I'm eating dinner, sorry.
Eating dinner? Mm-hmm. What you got?
Chicken and rice and
Broccolini and red bell pepper.
How are you doing Amelia?
That sounds delicious bro.
What is your go-to meal if you have a-
Usually some soup.
I can't do that, uh, can't tuna.
Yeah, I should probably stop eating it that hurts the hearts
Really?
Yeah
Then I figured I'd be healthy for you
And tuna I wish besides the sodium
I don't know
I don't think I've ever asked someone what is your go-to meal and someone said soup it dude
I swear to God people like our rage meeting me so hard
I feel so bad to see Kingsman hard stuff C2 brother this is the fourth account
No, it's fine. It's all right. We relax. We relax.
Wait, you're C3?
Nothing wrong being C3, bro.
Yeah, okay.
The right heroes could make all the difference.
I hope I get that.
I never thought I'd see the day that Keaton was a hard stuck celestial chug.
Holy fuck.
Hey, we're getting into one of them all tonight. I'm not losing another fucking game.
It's not happening, bro.
Are you locked in? Can I hear you? Let me hear you roar today!
I'll hear your passion.
Meow!
Okay.
Nice to know I haven't lost my 100% instinct after all these years.
We'll be coming in 30 seconds! Stay strong!
You can't let your jack- uh, where you got a radio baby broke, come on!
That's how I get motivated, come on!
The passion!
Yo, it's Mantis? Man, can we get a Mantis?
Second support?
Yeah, but Mantis, his OB is fun.
on that list
He gave it up
Wow
You're dead, right?
Oh, man, the same Spider-Man on the other team, and we're not all hard-focussing.
The Spider-Man was winning.
Wow!
Wow!
Chad is almost like that guy that was gapping ice games fucking lost, bro.
We don't look at the Spider-Man this game, he's 1-3, and we're fucking winning.
Wow, bro!
I
I thought there was a door over there.
You thought I was going for good?
You thought I was going for good?
Yeah, just keep it, just keep it, make it back.
Oh, that was a nice- Oh my god!
There was like 5 people wanting to meet out there.
Yo, yo, we're in Celestial!
Where is the last deal? What is this?
I always come back
Come back here.
Look at that guy up there.
He came all the way here.
Thanks everyone.
He's coming back.
He's coming.
Did you see real G from your tank?
Okay.
He's coming back here.
They're very staggered.
There's a lot of stuff here.
Three of them.
Oh, purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
Purple.
He really has something on his ass, he doesn't understand, but he was just like, I was dead.
We have never stopped them!
We got them!
We got them people!
We got them!
We got them!
You greenies!
I was gonna go back to the baggle to go forward
I need to get off the building.
Oh, I got the sword.
Well, actually, let's come back.
Okay, chat. I'm going to show you guys how to carry any of them.
Okay, ready? March this. Take notes.
Take notes. Take notes. This is how you carry.
Okay, did you guys enjoy it?
Did you guys enjoy the carry?
I
Can walk out of it if you just walk backwards
I'm not anyone's size.
Just turn around and jump and talk.
No, I just know because I played the game long enough.
Well, I played a lot and I don't know that, bro.
I never knew that.
It's a glitch. It happens sometimes.
Just keep walking through it backwards.
The real J3 didn't even know that. How do you know that?
Like what do you mean walk backwards? Like just turn around and walk through it?
Turn around and jump through it, and sometimes you'll just teleport through it.
So it's glitched.
It's glitched.
It'll come to you after a while.
Can we try that?
Can I go DPS this time?
Can I go DPS this time, please?
I'll go Adam.
Can we get the guy who can do this?
I can play Master if you want.
Yeah, go Mantis.
Go Mantis, Gambit, please.
I really need to get DPS, something.
You cannot save Eversy.
It's been too long since we've had a quiet moment together, James.
So you're telling me
Was I supposed to be there I see you better. Yeah, I'm not anyone's sake. Oh shit. Yeah, we have answers. I'm doing yeah
Can you I'm gonna be flanking a bit?
We'll get the Lord.
Got him.
I'm lucky. China 1v1 me chat. Come on man.
Oh my god.
Man!
I got lit in the red, I think I met you
Oh, one died
What's your fate?
Like a...
How would it be? I think it's the same kind
I wanna hide this face in my mouth
Who's gonna hide for it?
I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help
One, back one, back one, back one
Lucky one, lucky one
I need help, he's counting my health
I need to start it down
Oh, another one.
Another one.
Another one.
Another one.
We have captured the TP.
Nothing.
We're out.
We got them.
We got them.
We got them.
We got them.
We got them.
We hold the God of thunder!
Time to go.
He can't go up this way.
He's a good support.
Come back here.
They need to go.
Not at all.
No one.
Let's kill them.
Yeah, let's not talk.
Quick one, quick one.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Come here.
Guys.
There's no support.
I
Don't have a mind
Hey
I just don't know how we have any lead.
I
I swear to god, it's like I'm fucking into a fucking brick wall, like 90% of the time.
If they just listen for half a second, we win so quickly that it's early.
It's ridiculous.
Wait, what's up?
They just don't listen, bro.
Like, am I muddied with anyone's sidekick?
Who doesn't listen?
What do I do?
The team!
Remember, last four games.
Artie?
Yes.
No.
Did you?
No.
Wait, should I go massive again? Or should I go back to the horse?
Wait, no, like, dead ass, you were...
What?
What do you mean, L biggie? You were greedy this whole time.
You can't be L about him.
I'm just playing here.
So I just want to play.
You said I might ask something about me.
Okay, I wasn't.
They'll be coming in 30 seconds.
I mean you could play if you want to.
It is kind of unfortunate though that you say like wait on our like all of them.
I'm not telling them exactly what is their role when they guarantee it.
And no one talks about it exactly.
I guess it's a good thing.
You know what?
Three games you play.
Not a single person.
They are all about the same.
I mean you could play.
You know what?
You could play.
I mean you could play.
You could play.
You could play.
You could play.
You could play.
You could play.
You could play.
You could play.
You could play.
good thing I mean what the three games you play not a single person they all
in comms see I can see there in the sea
the battle scouting 4 3 sorry that's a video game I didn't know it's not this
is my job you think this is fucking just video games and fun okay that's
We're going tonight, all right
I hope so
Let's go
You're no bomb
We're out of
Everyone
I kind of enjoy slice game
What's going on there?
Just uh, Eternity games.
Is that weird?
I can hold it by the door, I can hold it by the door.
That was about a hit.
I'm holding this.
I need to go to Canada.
I just want to fuck you up.
Nice.
You're gonna start running.
You're gonna start running.
Where's me?
No, you couldn't.
You couldn't.
Oh, that's what I want.
I'm back again.
Come on.
Nice one's down.
Okay, I'm the only guy with you.
I'm fine.
I'm not mad at you.
We got two daggers.
I'm gonna play.
Give my piss.
Oh
That's good
Oh
What I do is best done alone
Is doctor vibes Kingsman he sounds like yes, you sound like exactly the same
You know here he's like sounds exactly the same I don't know
But he could be who's Kingsman he got a good vibe. I like
I
Promise madam no, I need no this guy is lying. He's not dr. Vines. He's king's man
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Briefly.
So they do have headphones.
Drift in the cosmos.
Oh.
I like it.
Your magic is pretty good, bro.
That takes great power.
Leave locking.
Leave it in the safe.
Thank you.
It's not nice, man.
Nothing else matters right now, except what he...
Let's go.
Whoa, whoa.
It's not about the destination.
It's about the journey.
Man, it's about the journey.
I'm just like, jeez, I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, mental, I think.
What the fuck?
We got somebody in the back.
Oh, so...
I'm just thinking of the back wall.
I'm just wondering.
I would have been a guy with a...
I'm just wondering about...
I'm just wondering about...
I'm just wondering about...
I'm just wondering about...
you need a little coffee but you want to
man this is a dead shirt
I don't know I'm never sure
I know I'm never used to it
I know I really do
I know I'm not
I'm just glad to help
partner
I need to do something
come on
nothing nothing
again I never trusted in you I just feel like I got that's a good comeback
though I like that we're talking for five gifts itself be first for 25 months
Chat you heard that no, no, please he said true
Bro listen chat you guys might be all like very
There's some people here that probably old under me a little about around my age
But for the younger folks here bro listen
listen
Don't take it take it from me, bro. I don't stretch a lot, but I wish you got you got a stretch, man
Stretching is so good, especially when you get older, man
Wait, is that- Emily, do you want to stretch me out later?
Now I can do my counter video, how I carry J3 to one of the walls.
Wait, do you- do you- do you stretch?
I do, yeah, a little bit.
I think stretching is- I was trying to tell my chat, they- they don't understand, bro.
Stretching is low-key really good for you.
Yep, I'm gonna stretch right now.
I go for nice long walks when it's not raining outside and thundering.
Like on the beach?
No, around my apartment complex.
Not on the beach, man.
Not on the beach.
I like long walks.
I think you're out of that way.
I like long.
I like long.
You want to take a long walk?
Yeah, I'm going to take a long walk.
Oh, what'd you say, sir?
I was going to say, do you want to take a long walk on the beach or me?
Where?
Which beach?
Does it have to be a certain, why can't you just, you know.
You want to go on one of those boardwalks?
Those are fun.
You want to go to the boardwalk?
Yeah.
on the brides you like roller coasters like it I just don't like that like
falling feeling in your stomach I just like it feels like my nuts are in my
stomach dude I just I can't love roller coasters I went on King Dakar I went on
the hearty I wanted everything
my big roller coaster guy this is awesome
no I went to the land that was actually Emily and
anybody might try to go on King Decah type 1 if you go on King Decah
how's that?
it was the highest roller coaster in the world
it's so cool
not a lot but there are ones there
It went like 400 miles an hour or some shittered.
What the fuck?
Oh, HELL no.
It was really fun, it was really fun.
That shit does not look fun?
Yo, yo, this guy in my chat just said,
I noticed your toes curl during intense fights.
The hand cam is never coming back.
Dude, is that true?
That's so weird.
I don't know if that's true.
sure I'm not gonna I'm not gonna investigate my toes my toes curl can we
get a J3 lap cam I have for my tier 3s I have a J3 under the desk cam you
actually yeah your threes wait can I see you get a tier 3 I've got I've got
under the desk cam that's what I'm doing right now everybody gets it but
This is for the hand cam because I have a controller so I have to put it there.
Wait, you do a hand cam?
Yeah!
Just look at my stream, you wanna see it real quick?
What?
Wait, hold on, let me see if I can pull it out.
I got the hand cam!
Can you find it?
Ain't no way your hand can't...
Brother, what the hell is that?
Is that your foot underneath?
Oh, bro, your feet are there too, bro!
Ain't no way he has the feet cam, bro.
I didn't think you would have to do the feet cam.
Brother, I was coming here,
and I was just about to get some money.
Listen, people charge a lot of money
for the little biggies, bro.
And you're just getting them for free?
like two pixels you see my you see my keyboard no my left because I'm on no I
was the game now I says I'm going to Adam
I'm not the type who fades quietly into the game now like I'm not your to oh
like I I was like locked in yeah I'm damaged using your up off
Three two one our Adam says, I'm flanking. Okay. That's good
I mean, I could switch off.
I don't have any leaves.
No way. I'm letting you guys see my feet, bro. You guys, you guys are already freaking
enough, man.
Oh, okay.
of
the
I lived to fight another day.
No
They're low, they're low now
That's what I thought
I'm not gonna help, I'm just gonna have to...
Oh, my friend!
It's fine.
This is bad!
Oh, we're gonna die here.
Okay, playing.
Hold on, hold on.
Eh, winnable.
That was a lot of fun.
My
All right.
Is there an angel on the left side?
No, I've got her.
I
Dogs my
You stay here, I'm on here
Okay every time
Oh, that didn't look like it hit me, but okay that looked like I hit my like in front of my toe, bro
I can hold out there if I'm a little bit dead
Break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it
What the hell is going on here?
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna look here if they come to point
I'm waiting a second
Oh I don't know if we popped that man
We lost Adam
I'm not terrible.
What's ICL mean, Cat?
ICL.
I can't lie? Oh.
Oh damn these kids and their new lingoes, bro. I remember when I was a kid all we had was OMG and OMW. LOL.
What is OMW? You never used OMW? OMW means on my way.
exploit I can do someone stay down on just like two seconds I'm gonna go
dinosaur thank you let me just try something it I'll tell you when to
swap off of it you switch off it in five seconds in five or three you swap
Yeah, ah, damn.
That would have been pretty cool.
But I was so broken.
Yeah.
We're giving it a shot, though.
Well, it's not that.
I have a crap on my third bolt.
I'm going to point the track and grab it
Go for shield
Just stick along
Go grab it, go back in
Keep it exact
Okay, grab the box
I was on my own. I was on my own.
Oh, there's a second hit.
We are going to speed up.
Miles down in two. One, Miles down.
I'm going to walk up. I'm going to walk up.
I'm going to keep your line, Luda. You're not dying on my watch, Luda!
I listen, I die on my Luda's 93. I believe in my Luda.
I believe in my Luna!
I'll secure you.
Clap on Luna! Clap on! He got it!
He did it!
Stop taking it, stop taking it.
I pushed her, I pushed her, I pushed her, but as all I got...
I... I...
I got him.
is that boba?
yeah, he's pretty neat
look at that
yeah, don't be afraid to use ult guys, because I'm looking out
I was going to another one
You want to go first one or me
I just want to let you know I used two Invisals and this is our first Luna.
We finally use... I'm building my third ult. I used one.
I'm going to have to help out here.
When I find that sniper, I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to have to kill him.
I'm trapping here.
Trapped on here if you want.
You should have earned these more, ulti.
What the hell is going on, bro?
Are you guys seeing me, man?
Oh, cool.
That's cool.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
I mean, he did have 15 final hits somehow, but he also had 15 deaths.
I like how you're like, everyone go forward, die, die, die, and then Adam goes in and dies.
But the fucking Adam the one guy who can res the whole team please don't die
Everybody else died except for him. Oh
Wait Emily are you listening to my stream?
You should this is this is why you should get this skin. This is like the most beautiful sound I've ever heard in a video game
Try to say this one I
I think it's this one, right?
And then you get your ult.
This is the best ult in the fucking game.
This is such a good old dude.
And also like the old is pretty cool.
Like, Invis, Invis, we're all dying!
Put down your old!
I mean, what's that?
What's that?
Uh-huh.
Listening, I like that.
Invis!
We're all dying!
We lost the fucking game reporter in business here in just I think there's a song when you
play it too.
What's up? I told you you should buy it! I mean it's a really good ult, not only does
it not create a lot of visual clutter, because it's like a white like you know opaque whatever
Oh, that's pretty good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's a really good ult.
Beautiful, man. It's a beautiful ult.
Except...
To be honest with you, I wouldn't use my ult.
I would do a no ult challenge and just listen to the music the whole game.
game god damn it in this pop your fucking all your invas is just so happy just listening to music
okay let's get this
Oh, we have that animal warlock again and they banned Bucky?
Oh
Hopefully the other team bans random
They banned Bucky and they banned magic Wow, I wonder if someone's watching Kingsman or me very interesting
Oh, you want to play magic? Oh, wait, I'm not a good man.
I got triple ban, so I'm going to do a plethora.
Oh, should I heal again? Is that a low pull?
Am I healing? Or are you healing? Are you healing?
I think it's the same guy, bro. Yeah, boy, look! Oh, yeah, it is.
Oh my god bro how do you have that on Lyos?
I just...
I just wanna...
Dude this is... I never get to play this map.
This is a pretty fun map.
This is my favorite map in the game, I think.
If I take down 5 in a row then you're gonna be so good.
I might have to...
Does anybody have a dps on the clock?
No, can I dps please it's not really a good spider-man map, but I could switch
We need to say
2
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
No time for TikToks, keep this thing rolling!
than I
I'm gonna use my ult right here in a second
I
I
Oh my god, Leo.
There's no one here.
There we are.
kill four
kill
you want that?
need to pick up
are you fighting?
tell her to watch out
I guess one you can kill I guess literally one
They're chasing me on the ass, so...
I
Just shit
I'll turn that now!
Can you hit me a little bit here?
She's fighting off.
Why not eat actually? That was her turn.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing him out, I'm out, I'm out.
Nice.
Go blind, go blind.
That was better, wasn't it?
Get me some healing!
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Last hit, I got it.
Evil dude!
I'm gonna yell in the grave, you scared me.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
Smile
I
Look at his music on the game, bro. It's like doop step. I was walking music straight for me. I can go in with all
Step he caught you much space
We're close to fighting out below
What's he being about five seconds because it's all about that
I'm opening a portal.
Is he free?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Can we take it?
Come, come, come.
Left, left, left.
There's a big enemy below, no enemy.
I got a full support to jump in.
I got a full support to jump in.
I'm coming back through.
Oh yeah, that's all.
I think I'm missing just one minute.
There's a building.
The current score is 2-2-0. Time to switch things up. Include your own story.
Oh, you know what's happening?
You're blinded a lot. You can play triple support.
Reality is but an illusion.
The question is who? Left-right cloak?
If Adam spots to the main support I can go back on Thor.
Now we can run to support to be honest.
This Blixie guy is not going to swap.
What does he even do?
You guys want me to go to third support?
I'm looking at you right now by the way, you're not lying. Yeah, but you're not. Put it on God
You don't know anything about me. I think so. Put it on God right now.
Is it allowed to do that?
You need to put him where you're on.
can you uh can you mag?
me? not mag but
can you can you I'm with you I'm with you here
what is that? I got three picks already
I'll just have to go first
I
Play against wait, I'm actually playing against games in no way bro. No way
No way Chad. I actually playing against games right now
No
Oh, I'm shooting at us!
Yo, bro, someone told me I was playing against Keynesman in my chat, is that true?
What?
Is that?
He's under one.
Oh, okay.
He's on your team, wait, he's been on my team?
You're doing everything for sure. Yeah. I have. I have. I have. I hate you. I hate
I
Think we had a pretty good team
I I think so that was pretty fun
We're back though we're back there we got the elo back
Thank you, that's avoid Adam. We gotta do that house. I mean he was a style. Yeah, uh-huh. No
I may know when you're ready. I'm ready.
I can chat. I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick. Give me a second.
Oh
More we need for one of them all
Okay chat, let's get it.
okay my friend
i have a few games in me
we just go to lose
like two games in a row
whoa whoa whoa that's like impossible for us
what?
two games in a row?
i'm not anyone's size two games in a row
no one escapes out of me
fuck
bruh
oh are you asking me that question?
i was at the bathrooms
oh again
Yeah, pee, bro.
What?
I see how it is.
I mean, do you not pee when you're streaming?
No, I hold it in.
What the hell?
That's not good for you.
That's not healthy.
Do you pee in bottles, bro?
Oh, bro.
You pee in bottles he pees in jars chat. Oh my god
I don't know I'm gonna show my age here
But if you never played this game, then you clearly don't had it you never had a childhood
But he's trying to make some jirates, man
Jirate
Nah, man
Jirate bushbacker, yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's an item from Team Fortress 2, bro.
If you never played Team Fortress 2 as a child,
you guys missed peak, man.
Team Fortress 2 was like the more arrivals
and the overwatch, bro.
Sure, honey!
I'm not anyone's sidekick.
What I do is best done alone.
Snipeing's a good job, mate.
Well, we actually have a good call.
I try to play TF2, but it crashed my family PC. Let's get a new family. I mean instead of getting a new PC
Just get a new family
Not that hard
Boring game. Yeah, that's a that is definitely a horrible take. I think people just do is still very popular. How many players
Here's a playing team, this team right here.
Good to have a partner to hunger for one's health,
so you ready?
Bro, this game came out in 2007
and there's still 50, 60,000 people playing 24-hour peak.
Come on.
Don't you ever disrespect team Fortress 2s.
Holy shit, 2007, that game's almost 20 years old.
It's still pre-in 40 to 60 day people
I hope Marvel rivals is like that. I love Marvel rivals chat, you know
I can't hold back anymore. It's only armed.
Now it's your time. He's stuck in that trap.
That was all third.
Oh my god, oh my god, I think he took it apart from his ult.
I'm on the back, I'm on the back, I'm on the back, I'm on the back!
Been knocked down before, doesn't last
Someone has to do it because
Just fucking die!
Oh shit, oh
Oh my god still I still want to see people I trapped it in you do it you do it don't apply I'm trapping him again if he comes
Get you
Oh
Are you captain?
Maybe oh
Shit, maybe we bring back team USA
J3 you're not bald and you're so sexy and tall and muscular and handsome
Lots of retweet right there chat. Can I get a true? That's a true right there
I just did a complete win.
No one really got this fight.
He got one of my VDFs in print.
I didn't get anyone.
You thought I was going for a kill?
Yes, Jay is back.
Perfect.
I'm a trap, by the way.
Yo, welcome back.
Welcome back.
I'm not streaming that much long ago.
I was a little late today because of the stream.
My regular stream schedule will come back tomorrow. Oh shit, you know what actually we have to do content after this
I
Was the preview previews Wednesday chat this you can come here to on Wednesday, and I will be there for you guys
I'm ready to put on a show.
Let's see if we can.
I'll hold here.
Let them walk up.
I'll hold this three, two, one.
I'll keep you showing away.
It's tomorrow.
Yeah, okay.
You kind of was going for good.
When you're just...
I'll ask the guy that's uh...
...didn't a lot of them, but uh...
Trust yourself, okay?
Always trust your own passion.
Aw, he's good stuff, good stuff.
Double kill!
Target neutralized.
TP guys.
TP.
We just started that.
I was about to get hit.
No, they shot me. They shot me. It's not being nice.
Oh, you guys are TP. Alright.
Come on, guys.
Arm and dangerous!
The current score is
0-1.
Nice! Nice!
Nice, nice.
Variety, please? I don't think we're going to be able to do Variety because of this season.
I said it's just me, chat.
Yeah.
Rip Paladins.
Why are you guys saying Rip Paladins?
Paladins is still alive.
It just doesn't get updated, right?
That's what I thought.
Yeah, Paladins is still there. It has 1,510 players.
1,100 right now.
Still alive.
I hope this little robot has what it takes.
My fault, I'm trapped.
Looks like I'm going to go back there.
Now, let's look at the back.
Now,
Go down with it, go down
I got countered, I lost a few of them
I'm pretty good if you see it, you can use that probably
You had no plans to that big mistake not today big mistake me
Melee players when you ask him to play a shooter game
You guys
What's the yellow bar under the H? That's your ability. I have the Elsa, so it loves you up.
And every time you level up for a full bar, max two bars, it reduces your cooldown 1.5
per bar, so three seconds in total. So my E is a three second faster cooldown.
And you're hooked instead of 15 seconds of the 12
It's not over yet, it's not over yet
I can't do content though bro, alright let's keep winning.
It up keep it up
Oh, yeah, can we can we test something? I want to see if Elsa trap can cancel tp. I
Think it just it's a
Mobile is it yeah, I don't think it's just my chat was saying that black widow is even a stun anymore
Yeah, I change it. I'm sure it is not the only
Yeah, so wait, can I try a black widow sonny my chat I I ran into the enemy team spawn
Opening a portal
I ran into the enemy team spawn and I was like so close from blocking and my team was like, oh my god
Black Widow doesn't study anymore. You're throwing. I just do it. It's what's it called? It's like a charm. It's really it's like a very quick
Now does the team up before we figure out what you're thinking on it
Some of them are, I think it's okay, I don't know if they needed it, but alright.
Some are way better than others, like, I think they're going to be doing just a little bit.
I'll say like, the best team up, and she's already the best.
It's a little bit crazy, that problem.
Luna also does not need that team up either, I think.
This team up with DP is broken, were you...
Oh, the...
The problem with VP is he's kinda trash, so he's thinking he's having everything to do.
I can't lie.
Some VP's are pretty crazy.
That's the thing though, like,
these deals, like, you think disabling, I feel like you can't disable them.
True, true, true.
The MV1 is crazy too.
Not, uh...
All you have to do is just push one button, you can cancel CP, you can cancel...
Any ability you block as his own third of all to wallet with one team up and he can't go through the old early team up
Which one you said? Yeah, yeah, but oh, yeah, that one is that's ridiculous to push you one. I always said that was a little crazy
Yep
It's crazy that did you watch MRI there was a guy trying to pour it
Oh, I saw for like half a second and I saw I saw that then one of the announcers said
people have really been sleeping on this gambit team up and I said I commented
no the fuck they have not been sleeping on that team up I've been seeing a team
up everywhere
yes I wouldn't like push the portal back in the spawn it was crazy probably
team like would sit it out man team that could sit it all through that shit
they could have won 4-1 man I forgot what else is really up here they could
one for one Elsa gambit Luna
who else is OP
honestly I don't even mind Bucky's to be honest I feel like it's not that bad
Because he doesn't have earthbound anymore. I don't care if you're sure
But the earthbound was the only thing that I didn't like and they removed that so
You have to bring it back, you're right
Definitely
Oh Magneto also, but I don't know I'm fine with it
drop on Magneto so I'm not going to complain about that.
The old Venom is really strong too.
Magneto's really, his sword, isn't it weaker when he actually does get the team up, which is funny?
Yeah, he is.
His dual team up is also really strong too, but you know what we need, I don't know.
I think the double team up is better, but he needs to be enhanced, otherwise it sucks.
So, I got a lot of practice in this version, and oh my god, it's so strong.
you legit are a cannon
every ability you use like lowers people up
with the double magneto
you have a stand, you have double bubbles
also every time you bubble someone you get another bubble
so you have 4 bubbles all on like a 10 second cooldown
and you deal double damage with your push
double damage with everything, double shield
you can also shield while you're shooting
if you shield and cancel it
the clone keeps shielding
We're gonna support this
I'm locked in today
It's me. I'm getting tired man mold. Oh
I'm old man. I'm getting tired. I gotta do content after this too
I don't have a point of video
Don't find us
See?
Okay, I didn't say knockout though.
I didn't say knockout, you know what? Fuck Spider-Man, chat!
No one gives a shit about Spider-Man.
Oh, you're holding my walls and shit!
I'm here.
Oh, my God.
Why do you have someone doing a 20-stale car's play?
Oh, my God.
Holy crap.
He's like so very, very good.
Oh, I should have not said I probably used this.
Well, we don't have sped up in the world. We have to go fast. We have to go fast now.
Oh, we're committing that? Uh-oh. That's a little dangerous.
That's a little dangerous. I don't know if we should have come in and ulted there.
One thing we need Spidey 4 to touch, he's not there.
He's gambit too, there.
I think it's fate, man.
No
You're locking right now I'm clapping
Might not have been in for the first round, but I'm doing pretty confident that we can beat the fuck out of this team
So everybody lock in this game
Let's go.
Shroooooooow!
We're locking on the playdial to traps.
The Hulk's gonna stop eating donuts so we're gonna lock in.
Shroooooooooow!
We're almost at 900,000 followers, W.
W. Yeah, 900,000. We're almost close to a mill. That's crazy. I think once we hit 1 million, I'm just gonna get naked.
What?
Don't chat, follow up for the 1 mil, follow up for the 1 mil
They have the uh, they have, they have Wolverine ult.
Guy above you.
Oh you woke up you woke up you woke up
Uh, this might be impossible here, Ann.
Hey, everyone.
Hey, guys, I really want you to place me in this, like, the most fun, you know, the most fun I've had all day.
Very truly amazing.
Like, walking out of traffic, rap iron, quick, is truly the most fun I've ever had.
I didn't mean that.
What about the ambush?
She over there?
Nothing would be more of that.
Oh, what were you doing?
They have been seen and they were not escaped
I don't know what we could have fucking done there, man.
Discord should work. Discord.gg.j3
Okay, my friend, I'm gonna go do content before I get off, man. We won a lot!
Oh, we didn't, we went even.
Did we actually go even? We went even.
Yeah, I blame everyone, but us, I don't know man. That's the easiest way to solve all these issues.
Ah, GG's man, thank you for playing.
Look.
Did you say fuck or good luck?
What'd he say?
Clifton though, appreciate the massive Sage with 23 months Metro for 9 months, Debar with
Algebra's Interdom with the massive 19 weeks, with 29 months.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
He said suck or fuck?
Does he want to what?
At least you're not bald. Oh wait
Yeah, mobs you can ban that let's just be
Okay, let's see what we got for you guys
So this person I can let Emily pick so I won't be Emily. I'll let you decide here. What do you what do you think is good?
I'll let you decide what content that we do today.
Let me be honest with you, this one's a little funny, but I'm going to let Emily...
Okay, so I'm going to read them to you.
You decide.
Well, the first one is Alex sent, I spectate the worst Grandmaster cheater in Marvel Rivals,
or I spectate a cheater who thought he was in a Spider-Man movie, or there was a person
who's not really cheating but they were using bugs and glitches to get out of the map
and make his team get stuck by placing a respawn beacon at a bounce.
What's wrong do you like you like the second one
Okay, we'll do we'll do the other two tomorrow jab we'll do the other two tomorrow cuz I was like I said tomorrow will be a longer stream
But and also tomorrow almost lest you one
Okay, guys, we're gonna do this real quick and then we're gonna jump off wait
How will be even bro? We won so many
I'm definitely up I think anyways
We are going to be basically
Spectating a spider-man who thought he was in a spider-man movie jet
That's what Alex has described this video as
But here we go right here. It is
June has, what do you call it, given us this code, here's the code, the hacker's name is
G-Geej, you lost, the hacker played Spider-Man and Gene Gray, competitive PC, we don't know
what rank this is, but the summary goes off like this.
Started off as regular game and I was feeling support on Invis for the first round, but
my team and I were getting destroyed by Spidey that missed zero clusters and I seen this in his killcams.
I duel with my little brother, W, to your family.
So I started voicing my concerns to him in Discord.
Then my Thor brought it up in voice chat.
So I know I wasn't going crazy.
I made a swap to Angela just to touch point, but actually helped with Spidey and we full capped so Spidey mad.
So then the Spidey Mad then swapped to Jean and we lost so he ended the game with 61 eliminations and 33 finals in diamond slash GM lobby.
He is now banned for 100 years and he had the nerve to say who's cheating when I called him out.
Lamal, he definitely had aimbot walls magic bullet. If you watch this, I appreciate it and I hope you, I hope this MF watches this.
I love you.
To be honest with you, how are you gonna cheat in a video game and then say who's cheating and acting like you were winning based off your own skill?
It's crazy to me, Jack.
But here is the cheater. His name is GigiLost, 61 in 17 with 33 finals. He had 33,000 damage. He had a 45% accuracy as well.
Can we see his career profile? His career profile is open.
He has a level 27 account, so it's a brand new account
That's how you that's how you basically can tell it's like someone sus
It's an alt account or a brand new account of a 27 doesn't play that much
Probably probably boosting someone's hat let's see G.G. Lost free sugar
Oh, he wasn't really, he wasn't really boosting anyone.
Okay, let's see the shot.
Skip all this.
I want to see the crosshairs like we always do.
Crosshair check.
That's a very, very, very light crosshair.
I'm surprised people even can see that.
Okay.
Okay chat, let's see this. I think number seven is the cheater
Spider-man cheater, bro, it is possible
Apparently he was banned
I don't know the actual mileage, but this feels good.
Apparently he was banned for a hundred years already.
The dunes may have unleashed this madness, but it's...
It's up to us to make things right for him.
Okay.
What's up, Melka? How you doing? How you doing?
The monster is like the old days.
Better than anything.
Hold on, hold on. Let's see this real quick.
Okay, first of all, right here, I can definitely tell you that he's probably wallhacking.
I mean, you could hear the footsteps, yes, chat, but he's probably wallhacking, because
he's perfectly, like, not peeking this guy.
Yeah, this does not look like a legit Spider-Man Jack.
Also he's hitting every single pull, bro.
He has not missed the pull yet.
Nah, yeah bro, he has not...
He has not missed a single pull.
Yeah, he's also hitting his grabs with his diamonds.
Like that, right there, like what is that, bro?
He shoots his web right there, okay?
He shoots right there.
He legit- oh my god, Jesus.
Okay.
Anyways, he shoots right here chat and then that sticks
He tries the web again that hits
Don't know what he's trying to melee
Okay, I just want to keep watching this real quick.
That's a hit.
Okay, he hits the Jeff.
Okay.
Yeah, this guy is not missing, though.
He hasn't missed anything yet!
Can you shoot those bro?
Apparently there was a cheater and MRC chat. I don't know if that was true or not.
or not. There was a whole story on it last week. I was just hearing about it.
To be honest with you, I'm surprised this guy even seen this because it's very hard to find a
a spider-man cheater.
Nice.
I need assistance.
Help, friends.
Nice.
Okay, that one hit.
Yo!
Glory!
Appreciate not to be waiting for that.
I hope you had a great stream.
Yeah, this guy has not missed a shot, I don't know, bro.
He doesn't even look like he knows what he's doing though. How the hell is he getting these kills?
I can't park her for a sling just behind her.
I saw him shoot the shield.
like I don't know why he keeps trying to pull this guy like you obviously can't
pull the thing I don't know why he keeps trying to do that his first time although
you can't you can't stop his momentum yes like a stun like Bucky hook you can't
Hold on, but he gets done in.
So, um...
Like I would understand if he was above the Emma and he tried to hook like pull her like right here after looking and his momentum was still going this way and you can pull him.
But I don't think that's ping jet. He has a 44 ping. The Emma has a 48 ping jet is not ping. You cannot pull through an Emma shield. The Emma shield is not broken. As you can see the Emma shield right here has.
uh I can't I can't tell actually right here
not 70 that's her charge oh a hundred and there we go there was 288 this is
from the end of POV.
I think she's in front of her shield right now.
She's behind her shield.
Her shield still has 141 HP.
She's behind her shield.
You see the Spider-Man?
No, Chad, that's not, that's,
that shield did not go down.
The shield was not destroyed.
The shield is still right there.
is that bro no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's not
pink chat that's not pink bro he has not even missed the single pull bro you're telling me
that you're defending the spider man who's already barely banned for 100 years you're
defending a spider man who has not even missed a single fucking pull 100% accuracy on this
this walls come on stop saying it's ping chat I'm gonna show you ping right now
and being you from like in this community and then I'm gonna blame it on
ping
seek now bro
Yeah, bro, bro, you can't see anyone, it's an Invis, that's the enemy's Invis, you
can't see anyone, he pulls, he pulls, no, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
No chat, no.
His spider sense is teaming, bro, chat.
100% accuracy on his poles, Rob. 100% accuracy on his poles. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm gonna do better this time. You've killed people out of the indivisible support? This-
Okay, so- But I've never- Okay, okay, I've hooked people through invis and killed people
to end as well as before sure chat once in a once in a blue moon but I've also
never hooked someone on the other side of their shield before though so check
me
some peps in my step now I've got something to prove
now I've got something to prove
what the fuck dude
now I've got something to prove
I
I've never seen this before
okay you know what
This guy's blue- no, okay, so okay, this is GM chat and you know the reason I think this guy is actually GM because he's clueless
Bro, he went in there. He got a kill. He didn't look at anyone else. He stared at the health pack
He had tunnel vision. No one I think in this GM almost Celestial has that heart of a tunnel vision, bro
Knowing that there's five other people out on the field and he doesn't even look at that
I just think those two shots also miss. I don't know if that's as big as the hitbox, but like look
like he he she jumped he shot there and then he shoots right here and that's a
hit I don't know that that's as big as the hitbox is though
you know what I'm saying?
Look where the shot's going, look where the crosshair is.
Okay.
It hits the Jeff.
do we think that's real do do we think do we think that is real chat come on bro
that is no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that is not real
chat. That is not real. You're telling me he hits this? That's not real. I'm sorry guys.
It's not real.
Okay, one time,
I can, one time he hooked that,
the magic of the inviz. Okay, cool.
Two times chat, fool me once, shame on you,
fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times.
You know, what was I saying?
Go fuck the peace sign, load the chopper
and let it rain on you, bro.
Come on, man.
There is no way, there is no way you can't see in there.
He is perfectly, he perfectly shot, perfectly pulled,
and come on, bro.
Nah.
Come on chat
Okay, let's see this we still have a whole half of the game to watch chat. Let's see this
Okay, half time by the way, half time, this guy is 26 and 6 with 16 final hits and 11,500
33% accuracy
Maybe this guy's not cheating chat what you guys what are your guys thoughts maybe maybe he's actually not cheating
First of all, his crosshair is not even right there, so let's see that one more time.
Look where his crosshair is.
Any explanation on him looking at the Thor? Any hooks? It looks like the rocket?
Any replay bug? Ping, chat.
chat. I just want to know what is going on through your heads.
I like you, I don't know if you guys are trying to like, you know, rage bait me.
Listen, that's a one out of 10 rage bait. If it is, or hey, it's ping.
That's a one out of 10 rage bait.
Why are you guys defending a cheater?
Why are you guys defending a cheater?
Come on guys. I thought you guys would be better than that.
Not a cheater though, but he got banned for a hundred years for cheating.
So how is he not cheating if he got banned for a hundred years already?
No, like, you guys, I used to think that my chat was like, like me, I thought you guys
were like scholars, like very smart, like your IQ is at least like 57, you know, room
temperature but like you guys are not good man this is not good I can't believe
you guys are defending a cheater I'm not a vengeful person but today I'm making an exception 57 on
IT scales not what you think it is Jay it's huh what's next you're gonna tell me my credit score is
not high my credit score is 257 that's shit I heard 300s the max and my I think the person on my
bank said I have one of the highest credit scores in the world so don't even don't lie you guys
You guys are just jealous.
Jealousy is not a good look on you guys.
Anyways.
Okay, let's see this.
And if you guys believe this guy is actually not cheating, can you imagine how many people
that you actually played against who are cheating but you never actually recognized it?
Think about it.
If you guys don't think this guy is cheating or if you guys died to this guy and didn't
think this guy was cheating, think how many people you actually do play against or
play with who probably don't get reported because maybe they had the cheats really well.
That's crazy if you think about it
Yeah, okay
Okay
This that's literally not missing a shot, bro. Okay
He's not missing single chat do you guys that this is this is to he has not
Miss a single pool, bro. I've watched some of the best and played with some of the best buddies, and they're not
That insane at every single pole, bro
Now I got you
Now bro
You guys are gonna tell me that this guy's like 46 out of 46 poles and you're guys are gonna be like, oh, yeah
That's just because it's a bus G. I doesn't know about GM spider-man man. Yeah, okay
Like I just want to say it doesn't look like his aim is anywhere near there
Like look his aim is like here, and then he looked down there
For Jeff for Jeff he didn't he doesn't deserve this
No mess with the amazing Spider-Man!
Oh, wow. I wanna actually see...
You actually missed one, chat.
Oh, you hit him? Okay.
Oh, you think you're gonna die?
That's not a drug!
Behold the God of Thunder!
I can't let go of these!
of
its a it's another pool like that
Yeah, I think playing Spider-Man is really easy when you can just hit your two buttons,
they're like your spidey web and then like, your, uh, your E, it just automatically pulls
everyone or hits everyone.
Bro, do you seriously think he's cheating?
Yes!
And the fact that he got banned by NetEase for cheating, yes!
Like what?
What?
He's almost never missing though.
listen to my chat my chat is just on a rage bait me they think it's funny they're
they're really bad at it they're really bad at it
Oh shit, oh shit, wait this is a very long game, this is a 30 minute game, wait, I wanna
I wanna see when he switches.
I wanna see when he switches the Jean Grey.
Okay, if you guys were wondering by the way right now, he's 41 and 10 with 27 finals and
20,000 damage.
Okay, I want to see, I want to see Chad explain this one.
Say, you guys are so fucking smart Chad, explain this shot.
How does this land?
He shoots right here.
This guy's over here.
He shoots right there.
This guy's right here.
How's that land?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Ping replay button.
You guys are actually that delusional?
Chat.
I raised you guys better than this man.
I raised you guys better than this
Maybe because he's spider-man maybe because he watched spider-man brand-new day
No, this guy did not fucking watch spider-man brand-new day this guy needs to get a fucking brand-new job
Okay, Jesus Christ chat. How are you guys defending this? This is crazy crazy
Jesus
Yeah, this man's using the brand new hacks!
Jailately has some secret, no bro, the curving bullet is fake, you cannot curve a bullet.
This guy is just consistently... nah bro.
You're telling me a GM fucking Spider-Man player is consistently hitting an underwater
Jeff and hitting every single fucking ability on him and tracking him like that.
I'm not a vengeful person, but today I'll make an exception.
I'm not a vengeful person, but today I'll make an exception.
I'm not a vengeful person, but today I'll make an exception, but today I'll make an exception.
Yeah!
I don't wanna take it more than I have to!
Out of all the q- Oh, he used his ult and he just died too, but out of all the characters you wanna cheat on, why is he still here?
I've got something to prove!
He watched the new movie.
Oh, okay.
I
Bro imagine if they actually
The window was strong that day. Can you imagine if they added a new feature that added wind
To this game where if you shoot a bullet and it's a projectile I can like
Just fly somewhere
back in this way
He was even looking at this shot just went straight to the death. Okay
I
Love
Love how they call them big Z by the way
So we have double G and a big Z. I love that. I hope he says that hey guys. What's up big Z here?
I
Okay, he hit every single shot on that chest. Let's see this chat. Let's see if he hits every single shot on this chest
Yeah, his cursor man his cursor was on his cursor was on the Jeff that whole time, bro.
That was awesome.
Wow.
Good shots.
Let's see this ready.
Look at the shot.
Jeff does not have that big of a hitbox, bro
You know who you guys wouldn't argue with you guys wouldn't argue with Emily
I should let Emily be the cheater by
I should let Emily be the cheater by you guys
I don't think Emily's gonna participate right now.
If we do the hit right there, I see that.
I'm actually really surprised this whole team in A pushed it this far.
Again
Wow, okay, let's see the shot. Let's see if this guy actually switches. Oh, he does go to the Phoenix. Okay, let's see this
Even if this guy is cheating, even if he's a laughing cheater, anyway.
Maybe, whatever guy's thoughts, I'll maybe let him just cheat or slide and letting him
just cheap because I was actually kind of
Okay, wait, I want to see his accuracy real quick.
Okay, his accuracy on Phoenix is 52%, okay, but he does have 67 healing, which is kind
of nice.
Okay, let's see this.
He aims better than you.
You guys think with cheats at a 52% accuracy is better than me?
That's crazy.
Dude, you hear no hit markers.
Okay, he pre-fired that but, okay.
Dude, his aim is actually... okay, maybe his cheats are really just on Spider-Man chat.
Maybe you guys are right. Maybe he's not cheating
Okay, I just want to see he finished the game 61 and 17 33 finals 33,000 damage of 45% accuracy
on Phoenix Chat. Okay, let's see this. Let's see this. Let's see this. Maybe, maybe we understand
why he cheats on Spider-Man because we just saw his real aim on Phoenix. So, do false bands happen?
Yes, but I feel like false bands happen very rarely, Chat. Report a player, cheating, awesome.
Let's just say he has everything I trust. Like, just like when I played Overwatch Chat,
Yes, I dropped the big O word just like when I play Overwatch. I trust overwatches ban
There have been false bands. Yes, but if you get
Just like this game that see man, man
And
He's legit man, this guy is not legit chat this guy dude. Okay. I'm not arguing with you guys listen
I'm going to get naked, I'm going to go in the bathtub, I'm going to make sure there's
bubbles, I'm going to get some wine, I'm not going to listen to you guys Ragebait, I'm
going to play some House of Dragons and I am going to enjoy myself, okay?
If you guys want to watch all of that content, it's going to be on the other website, I'm
not going to tell you what website that is, but chat, I love you guys, I am getting
off I will be live early tomorrow we're gonna come back we're gonna bring back
our regular streaming schedule but I am getting off we will do content and the
other cheater videos in the beginning of the stream tomorrow so we don't have
to do it at towards the end and I love you guys I appreciate you all I hope you
guys all have a fantastic night stay amazing stay sexy and I will be seeing
you guys all too more rage play minecraft speedrun now
oh okay yeah let's do it let's do a chat do it do it let's play let's play some
minecraft right now okay