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They can't they can't hear me
They can't hear me
If you're at a screen right now and you're done on the refreshed screen
You can't hear what a how how we're gonna get rid of these people are we gonna tell them
How am I gonna be able to tell them that this is straight?
Sorry good afternoon
Today just like we did yesterday we're gonna do a couple of things
We're going to play a couple of little games.
I saw this just popped up on Steam and I was like, that's kind of cool.
We'll check in with the island later.
I have a couple of ideas for new characters.
But let's just chill.
Just like the title says.
Happy 420.
I don't partake in that, please can we remove that from the chat box?
recreational substance I don't want that in my chat room.
Talk louder, I have a generator next to me, we'll move away from the generator.
I love this person who just comes in and writes hello neighbor and then writes two omega ones
like you're still laughing from yesterday about that that's still so funny to you are
still laughing at that dude help hello neighbor oh my god you remember that yeah it was yesterday
Okay, uh, are you guys ready? I'm just ready to go.
Well, actually, let's wait a little bit.
The first game is this game called Bailena.
It looks like a top-down action RPG game, looks interesting I wanted to try it.
Are you going to go fake BRB again today?
I don't know what that means, but I don't know, maybe?
Where's Hello Neighbor?
Dude, how many people followed this stream for the first time two days ago?
That was yesterday.
And they want more Hello Neighbor content.
It's like when I did Among Us that time, there were like 30,000 extra people here.
And they all followed because I wanted more Among Us and I just didn't play it over
again.
Nobody wants more of that game.
Okay, especially the Switch, that was so hard to play.
I saw a comment saying that when they watched the gameplay that it looked like what it looks
like a fly's POV flying around like a piece of moldy bread or something.
It's like, yeah, but it's so hard to control.
The game is an unbucking playable on the switch.
I've read that comment, yeah.
You're probably sitting there going, how did he see that?
I read it, I saw that comment.
I went looking at comments yesterday, what was I thinking?
Yesterday was like, I'm gonna look at comments today.
I don't do that, I do that once in a while.
What happened to the Resident Evil 9 playthrough?
I puked halfway through the movie, had to leave the movie theater, and now I gotta catch
back up on the DVD.
That's the title, by the way, of the next stream of that game.
I was such a gory, fucked up dude, Terrorizer 2, here's the night vision, cameras and
people puking.
I did that dude, it was such a gory scary game.
Terrorizer one, Terrorizer two, and Terrorizer three.
What, which one are they on?
Is there a terror... terror...
Oh, terrifying!
Ha ha ha!
Terrifying! I thought it was the terrorizer!
That's a YouTuber.
That's a band.
I don't know dude, it's like there I...
It's okay, okay, but the point still stands.
He does terrorize, exactly.
That's a dog breed.
What?
No, it's not.
It's a band, it's a band from, yeah, have I heard this music before probably.
American Death Grind Band from LA, damn, okay.
Anyways, let's play by Lina, let's try it, see.
There he is.
You gonna listen to some Death Grind?
What is Death Grind Metal?
Is it the same as Death Metal?
Ah, we're playing on Militia Man.
Wait.
Should I do this one?
Because this is it.
Okay, this is...
For those who enjoy the story, but don't like to fight, for those who enjoy the story
and the plot, this doesn't say gameplay.
Grindcore plus Death Metal.
Okay.
Alright, I'll try this one.
No, it's gonna be...
Do I trust the devs here?
Let's try it.
Let me tell you a story.
A sad story.
How the endless darkness of the primitive ocean.
two twin brothers wandered.
Of course he does the voice. I'm not doing voice. I'm not talking.
All right, apparently I'm drunk, all right.
That actually knows a thousand stories and he's a great performer of Bogotir's deed.
Is this a wasp?
It's six to pee.
All right, how do I pee?
Six.
Relieve yourself.
I don't know, why can't I not pee?
Oh my god, this guy's got an insane stream!
That is a crazy stream! You gotta go to the doctor, dude!
You gotta go to the doctor!
You gotta go to the medieval doctor and say,
Dude, I need to take some kind of a salve.
That was fucking crazy.
Oh, cool face. Oh, wretched brigands.
What happened to you, my Batrachian friend? Why?
Sorry, I was like... Why?
Six.
Were you robbed?
The evil fiends, wretched bushwhackers.
This guy's a frog.
Everything I created, everything I invested in, all lost to those thieving creditors.
When light is over, my children, my sweet innocent tadpoles shall rot in the gutters of insolvency.
My lovely wife, my towed princess, who leave me in disappointments, save me, almighty Bogatiers!
This Kestrel, look to yonder grove, there's not something glint there in the moss.
This thing?
I'll be right back papa, yield not to despair my good toad, will not, waste not your tears
soaking your fine clothes.
Alright let's go.
My friend, how could such thing have come?
All right, it's six to jump.
What the hell is this?
Tree tears taste better than milk,
but you'll die of thirst by the way.
What is it?
Is it like a healing potion?
Did I just hug it?
I just hugged it.
Why do you rib ward?
Okay.
Gear up in your majority select slot, yep.
Cool.
Backpack, got it.
Doctor master totaling
Hey, can you please finish custom robo
Good margin, I think so they overlook some of the gold in their hurry
Sure
Amiga fragments of my former glory, tiny crumbs dropped by those accursed fiends as they plundered my very life in good.
Show me mighty bogatiers, then my gratitude shall be most profound.
Grant you a five mighty potion.
In truth, a flagging fit for a bogatier, quoth my kestrel, this enchanted draft.
Oh, that's him talking. Where is he? Oh, he's over here.
Can I say happy birthday there? Happy birthday.
The hour will not carry fly. Go deeper into the woods
Fly forth this is friend down that feeding rabble. I can I pet the dog here with the poor merchant?
soon
All right, let's not put me up on the far side dodge blocks right castbells show them a good brawl
Spaces dodge, uh-huh blockers right must but alright. Let's go. Let's go for it
Is it enemy?
Alright, I gotta turn this screen shake down.
Oh, that's nice.
That's pretty cool music.
Oh, let me...
Can I turn that off? Let's see.
Screen mode.
Okay, I don't think that I don't I can't turn the screen shake up. I'm gonna have to deal with it
There's no way through here I should turn northwest
Maybe this final fantasy crystal chronicles no
You got scared by the settings what are you being scared for his wife.
Hey dude your face cams on it is not.
when do you stream in 1080? It's been a while man. You'll come across quirky sentient mushrooms
on your travels have a chat they might give you a useful tip or you could just dance.
Do you actually start dancing?
I see you're ready for it!
Oh, don't forget!
Smile and tell me I'll kill you if you're wrong!
I can't like this little guy.
I want- how come I can't dance?
I want to dance.
I'm not touching anything.
Okay, I'm not dancing.
Did you hit him?
found himself alive same time that from some monster so one day he saw a mighty warrior
strong hopes then challenged him to the duel but it turned out to be a pogeon it's a warrior woman
is playing tom dodging later i absolutely am playing uh laugh at this and arena's courage
began to wait is it i'm gonna play another game next to this though i just saw these
all these old steam and I was like I want to try them.
Dude I can't get over the bed. Huge fire hose piss.
That was the first thing we got.
Well I have a health bar now.
Punish the villains, alright.
Livesdale, Cadeng took a beating, heal up with food or potions, uh-huh.
Every palpability card is strength, recovered with successful hits.
First one, two, three, four.
Prompt is always there, alright.
Alright, let's go. Kill enemies, run.
Get him, boys!
Alright, one, two, three, four.
It is a pretty good death grind battle.
Good hit, hold on, I'm actually losing health, hold on.
I'm going to shoot you now!
I feel like you shouldn't say that.
I'm fucking dead!
Oh, that's right, I'm on a hard difficulty.
This is the difficulty that people puke down in the theater.
this for terrifier 4. They're definitely gonna do a thing where if you don't puke at the
theater you get like 500 bucks or something. We put a $500 bounty on
terrifier 4 to this test audience that if they didn't puke then they would get
500 bucks and nobody passed
Let's give the shit out of me
Hey, did he choose hard to have an excuse to quit after 30 minutes that person I don't I hate that you're right
But no, I'm just checking it out man
I just saw it and I was like that seems kind of interesting. I want to see what it is and then there's another game to come up
Where you clean stuff, but I want to play that too
Bogo's Benton
They make food
Alright, targeted merchant.
It does not give you very much health.
Sell your junk, and buy some stuff.
Alright.
them where did they take him they carried him all the way up do I get to piss again at any point
because I feel like I'm still thinking about that wait here
How about long leg the bogateers leave that didn't work
Can I start to enter the camp?
Okay, well there it is.
Dude, do you think LeBron?
I don't- I'm not talking about it, I don't care about LeBron.
He's a great basketball player.
I don't know anything else.
Hey guys, I just got out of Terrifier 4 and the hype is real and it's a forward-facing
iPhone video like a YouTube short and the guy's got a green stain all over his mouth.
How do I die actually?
That's a heal, right? Yes.
I want to get to the first boss.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
No!
Are there any more heals?
Where's the guy shooting at the bow?
I have 29 health.
Watch the trailer and don't vomit.
Can I even watch that trailer for them?
We'll be on this stream.
Is what that bit considered to be like terms and service?
Shit.
Sorry, I'm focusing.
And Google terrify for and he's in space
Yeah
Okay, alright, there's the first boss can't lose her
Why do they say that?
Oh my god, I probably should have picked on them.
I probably should have picked the, you want the story difficulty.
Oh man, I think we might have to move on to the next game after this.
This is just a little far too tricky for me.
Holy shit.
What the fuck? I have to be this guy.
Hey, would you wear the mask from the movie The Mask for one week for ten million dollars?
I would do that for ten zero zero dollars. I'd do that for ten zero dollars.
I would do that for ten dollars. That's not a big deal.
Look, the world is so fucked up right now, guys.
The worst that could happen for you doing that
is everybody just thinks you're making like an annoying TikTok at the grocery store.
Right? Like that's...
That's not a problem.
Alright, I gotta clear these quick.
Oh my god, that kinda hurts.
Alright, bring out the elite.
Alright, there's the elite.
There's the elite, you dig?
Dude, I just had a magical swing!
Why did I not do that before?
Hold on, I gotta use my magical swing.
Fuck, I have to kill this guy.
Oh my god, there's aftershock!
There's after shockwaves! I have to beat this before I move on. I have to beat
this guy and then I'm gonna play the cleanup game.
Lower the difficulty. No, I can do it. I gotta go do this. Yeah, spawns. Spawn points.
Gotta get the person that's shooting. Yep, you. Thank you. Just swing at the wall. That's
Good for you. Nice job. Everything's good now.
Okay.
No!
Don't kill me please!
Oh my god, that guy hit me in the head with my help!
Oh, shit.
Alright, that still hurts if you walk into that.
Don't!
Ah!
Yeah!
Everybody thought I was going to do it.
Yeah, everybody thought I wasn't gonna do it
That's insane
That looks awful
Oh my god, what did they do is this our friend this is awful
Where are we just talking to this guy? Next to the merchant?
Oh my god, they... Oh, I gotta puke!
No! No, I can't! I can't puke!
No!
No, I gotta win the money!
What the hell? Why are we even talking about that today?
I have first mission complete that's fun I mean whatever it's just I couldn't save
I'm flying on the hard difficulty you might not.
It's been exactly the three minutes.
That's annoying.
I will time that.
Who said that in chat time them up.
Time that person up.
Have you thought of Peter Griffin?
I actually have one case of it and I want to get your opinion on it.
So, um, the, I saw somebody say, giggity, giggity in a reddit thread, and it made me think a quagmire.
Um, and I saw his head go backward and forwards, and I was like, okay, so that counts probably, right?
Upgrades are available.
How do I do upgrades?
Whoa.
That is interesting looking.
Stopping the stones?
They're sentient.
They play a 21 type dice game with special rolls.
Losing you'll find your brain splattered across the rocks.
What?
This game is so brutal.
Let's do it.
Start the trial.
Did it roll dice?
Okay, this game is crazy.
Okay, nine.
Stop things don't roll today.
So yeah, let's go. Continue.
There are different types of rolls. This time try choosing Fury.
You roll two dice, the higher value is increased by two.
It's 15. Uh oh.
So I don't want to go over 21, right?
Okay, so I'm gonna stay here.
Okay, I'm done.
He's gonna roll, he's gonna 12.
He just shot himself in the head with an imaginary finger gun.
Does he shoot you in the head with his finger gun if you lose?
So what do I get for that?
He's just dead.
He's just dead.
Dude, have you spent like the last five eons as this golden statue and you just shot yourself
on the head?
So how long has it been around for all right hold on guys. I'm sorry, but this is we just got some really interesting stuff here
F is bow
What F is bill that's your equipment
View upgrade
Can I be a bow and arrow character?
Sick.
See the new Street Fighter movie trailer?
How about a trailer?
I have not, actually.
How much money do I have?
I got 45 bucks.
I can't afford it?
Why not?
It's not worth it.
I can't afford it? Why not? It's 170. Oh, fuck it, 45. I have no money. Okay, whatever.
Do I have any more food? Do I have any food?
the ring movie cast list got announced?
Did it?
Talk to the cowardly bandit.
What are you thanking me for we're saving me from this life and the prospect of a cruel death
The brigands don't look kindly upon quitters. No way out of six feet under
So you want to start a new honest life, do you then point me to their loot spare me and I'll tell you everything
It's all in yonder cave
They go to the cave
cool
Okay
All right this one
There, that got way, way more interesting in the last 30 seconds.
Bailena, is the name of the game.
I feel like it could be kind of fun, I don't know.
Just saw it and I was like, let's check it out.
Stop laughing at me!
Try not to freeze!
Wait, I want to be bow and arrow.
How should I have done more left?
Do you know a game I want to play again?
And extreme the hell out of it?
Dude, what if I just did that?
like right now you want to get fucked up today you guys want to get fucked up
today what if I played hand of fate to that game was cool and you make the decks
you have like them that game was awesome this kind of reminds me of that
Should we do Hand of Fate too? Should we just go fucking crazy and do Hand of Fate?
That's one of my favorite games of all time. I haven't played it in a long time though.
Oh my god my ears! That guy hit me so hard! He hit me tonight as in real life! What just happened?
What just happened?
Okay, dude. All right, hold on. Hold that. I'm gonna get Hand of H2 right now.
And that's by Lina. That's pretty cool.
Seems like there's a lot of interesting characters in this game.
When I saw that weird stature thing, that was pretty cool.
Just wanted to check it out. And uh, we'll move on.
Hold on, just get a bug here.
Got a little bug here.
I'm working it out.
Okay, should I play Hosey first and then do Hand of Fate 2 or do we just go right into
Hand of Fate 2 and just go nuts because like that came sick.
Let's do Hosey for a little bit.
I want to try it.
Okay, this says, Hosey was created with Karen Fashion
small team, feel free to customize your gameplay through settings. Don't rush, take your time,
play it. Pay attention to the details. Bye. Come on, win studios.
Oh, shit.
Let's turn it up.
That's fine. I think that's okay.
Okay, FPS, 60's fine, I think this is all fine.
All right, here we go.
There, look at how dirty this is.
Okay, interact and deselect tool. Zoom and grab.
WSD's camera, why is my voice being so weird?
How do I throw stuff away?
How do I talk to it? Put trash here. Use instruments to clean up.
Oh, it's a little loud.
I just ask, I'm gonna love this game.
This game is already like a seven.
This opened at a seven, by the way.
This is cool, I like that, this game is addicted, let's go eject this game.
And I can paint the walls?
Wait, how satisfying is this because this is going to go up a whole ladder if it is.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I don't know, are you guys ready for that one?
I don't know if I can pick yours.
Dude, that's...
What's going on?
his career ending. I don't care. How would you guys clean this? Would you go? Hey, do
you want to show you how I used to cut the lawn? Okay, this I used to cut the lawn and
used to drive my car crazy. He used to be like, but no, he said you've got to go
up and down. I would cut the lawn because this is never something I lived with my
I was a teenager all the way into my early 20s, like I had been in my mid 20s and yeah,
okay, I go cut the lawn.
All right, I don't want to cut the lawn.
I was like probably 16 or something.
So he's like, get out there.
All right, fine.
I'll get out there.
And when you cut the lawn, the fastest way to do it without having to care is
You start at the edge of the lawn, and you just go like this.
You just do the perimeter, the entire perimeter, and then you just keep going in a circle and
hit that line right there and make a gigantic spiral in the fucking yard.
And this is how I cut the yard every time.
So I would, it was, and I never had to stop.
I didn't have to reverse and make a perfect line.
This is exactly how I did it.
And it would make a huge spiral, and it would kind of not be...
He didn't like it.
He wanted these straight lines.
Until I would get to her right here, and it would be like that, and it would...
If you looked it from like a bird's eye view, it just kind of...
Just a pig's spiral.
Making crop circles?
Kind of.
Alright, floor's clean.
Now what?
Is this a Shplagy?
Dude, this is sick.
These are great sound effects, I'm going to give the sound effects a 9.
Right click to interact.
Oh, you can open the windows.
No, you're going to get dirt in here.
Can you just go back to Hello Neighbor already?
It's the kind of thing that some of the pukes in the movie theater for the
Terrifier says.
And now I can paint the walls.
Orange?
No, it's a five white.
You peeked at Hello Neighbor?
Good. I don't care.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen up.
To have peaked at something means you did so good to hit the top of something, you understand?
Don't be annoyed about peaking.
That means you've reached the top, dude.
That means you've reached the top of something.
Congratulations.
Ooh, okay. How did I spin it? Okay, like that.
He peaked at birth.
I don't like that mentality.
I don't like that mentality.
fives only positive thinking only
I'm weird today.
I'm sorry for everybody that is the first room here.
I'm sorry, everybody.
I apologize for being a little quirky.
I don't fucking care.
Wait, this should be an accent wall, right?
Really green?
Let's do orange, maybe?
Orange is kind of good, right?
Yeah, that's my favorite flavor right there.
I hate when the light comes through and you can see how dirty your house is.
The biggest air filter propaganda you can possibly consume is having a small amount of light come through a window.
Because you look at it and go, this is disgusting.
I'm breathing this in.
Honey.
What's the strongest air purifier on the market?
Oh, shit.
Don't bleed over there.
It would hand to face going to be sick.
I can't wait.
Yeah, I'm going to play the fuck out of that.
That's going to be like it will play that like every other day.
Somebody's asking about the top 200 stream.
That should be happening sooner rather than later.
I think probably in the next couple of weeks, maybe.
I think the tool is very close.
I did sort of disappear for like three months though, so I can't wait to do that either.
The hand of fate 2 is definitely on it.
Okay.
Does anybody have Hello Neighbor in their top 300?
Okay, does anybody have five next to Freddy's in their top 300?
Is it online?
No.
No, it's not.
I gotta get up in there.
Boom.
Boom.
I gotta get up in there.
Boom.
Boom.
OK, now what?
With a fireplace?
Put some fresh air in.
Clean the left window. Is it still dirty?
that's a GG guys that's a GG wait I have to this game just leveled up
what oh shit okay now that's if like that goes over here
In the corner?
Alright, how do I open a box?
What should I do with the big urn?
You can leave it for later.
Was that what they did?
Fire?
Okay, so if you put stuff over here, you can use it for later.
How many rugs you got, dude?
I'm just putting stuff out.
This is turning into a proper room.
Okay, that's a lot of plants.
Is there a table in here?
Okay, this reminds me of that game where you unpack stuff, but you clean the house first.
Alright, I need his table.
He's gonna burn my nutsack.
Right there.
What is that?
That's a bean bag.
The beam back go over here for the kibbs, you know what I mean, the kibbs could sit on that.
I
That's great. It's like a therapist
All right, there's too much shit in this room
Try to drop it out of location
Okay
Violent cabinet where you just you're making dr. House's apartment
I got to redo this dude there's too much shit up here
Who has all this furniture?
I gotta get it all out here first.
Everything is cozier than all this clutter.
It's not clutter.
This is toilet paper as a candle.
This is fun though.
I like this.
I'm going to run and redesign everything in a minute.
What the hell happened?
Okay, that's another stuff from the way.
All right, no, don't finish, don't finish.
Okay, here we go. So, oh my god.
All right. Okay, okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's all these plants.
Okay, bean bag.
I'm going to put this in the corner, the plan is coming up, this is the dad's working station,
whatever it is.
This is the default every career from 1991 to 2003 in every movie was dad is a cartoonist.
So this is where he's going to work.
All multimedia dads were a cartoonist.
Okay, so that's fine.
This can just...don't put the paper next to the fire.
This would be over here with, you know, Dad's cartoonist section.
Okay.
Fire it takes you right next to the fire in case it gets out of control.
I could do the...oh, what about this?
Yeah.
I need like a little entry way.
this in the corner here. I don't love this rug here. Bingo. Don't do that. Dad's an architect
who doesn't have time to play ball with his kid.
Something like that.
Okay, this has to be here.
Put this closer.
Who sets that far from the TV?
Oh no, we crossed the tiger with the couch.
It's fine.
Put the fan.
I don't want a globe in my house.
Let's get this set up here.
Done.
Good.
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
of
the
It's like to grandpa's urn or something I guess you don't have to put everything out here. Do you but whatever I kind of want to
Like that's the challenge
Got it all right done
Wow!
That was loud!
Okay, how do I finish this?
Oh my hand!
Alright, how do I get out of here?
That was fun!
So, good to come over to the big city.
Dad is asking for help with work.
Well, he's busy on a secret cartoonist project.
It's new.
The workshop and artists.
These cartoons.
Whoa.
We're raking leaves now.
I couldn't be happier.
and
and
I love jumping into leaves when I was kid.
I did too.
The only problem is that sometimes it would be a stray stick that would just stab you
in the side.
What a simple pleasure of life though.
up a bunch of leaves and jumping into them. That's so simple. Ha. Remember when the world
was simple? And simply going out with your siblings on a nice cool 65 degree fall day.
I'm not thinking about anything that's going on in the world. A digital ship, a cloud.
The only clouds we knew were the ones in the sky and arguing with my sister on if that
one looked like a cow or a lion.
God.
The only iPhone we cared about was the ones between our nose or next to the nose.
our two eyes. To laugh.
How do I open this?
How do I get rid of the leaves?
It has to be perfect or I'll freak out.
Okay, what's going on? Whoa, what's happening in here? Gotta pull all of this dead wood
up. Okay that feels great.
I'm doing it fast feels good, but I don't want to do it fast
I'm going to do it slow, and then fast, so we go slow, fast, slow, and then fast, and
Yeah, now what we could let's pick up we're gonna burn the wood make fire into the dump
stuff I wish I had these powers it'd be kind of cool it'd be really cool actually
actually. Anymore. Okay, does that felt like when you, that game with the magnet, you get
the guy with the bald head and you put the weird magnetic fibers all over them.
Throw planks of air at it.
Lay down new parquet.
Dude, look at this is like, this is like water.
Don't you want to smell this so bad?
I want to just breathe this in.
I want to be in the room with this once it's being laid down.
They make candles.
Gumdrop Cinnamon Sugar and Apple Pie Vanilla Cream Thunderstorm.
Where is the fresh wood?
Where's fresh wood?
I know they have cedar, but no, I want this smell.
Going to a forest idiot.
That's the point of a candle is you know I'm not in a forest.
Okay here we go so this is the garage kind of...
Paint?
Alright what do we got?
What is this?
I don't want this!
This makes it look ugly.
We'll put the bike on there.
Whoa, what is this thing?
No, I like the orange.
Orange is good.
What is that?
What is that?
what is that music is good I would need some furniture
Dad's workshop.
You know, I don't think I'm ever going to have a workshop.
Why would I have one?
I don't have a single purpose for a workshop.
Because my workshop is going to end up being a room with all of my Sega CD games and a
a bunch of old consoles and arcade cabinets and stuff.
That's gonna be my workshop.
Yeah, uh, daddy's going to work.
You gotta do some, you gotta work downstairs with some, with his tools.
And I just go down there and just stare at the fucking, uh, like, just stare at the
glass cabinet with all the games in it.
This is a more industrial utter.
You're the hello neighbor neighbor.
Is that what he does?
I wish I almost did a video game!
Did he actually do that?
Okay, hold on. This is what was over here.
I need some surfaces.
That's what's in the basement.
What is he even doing down here?
This is some Hello Neighbor kind of shit.
What is this?
Oh, no, okay, this isn't easel.
For a second, I was like, what the hell is this?
I thought it was an old camera from like the fucking 1400s.
This is where you need inspiration, so I put this over here.
I gotta put this in the right spot near the other stuff.
Is there something inside of this?
Is there something in here?
How do I...
I'm clicking it.
I'll figure that out later.
This can stay back here.
I need lights.
We need surfaces.
This guy has a lot of stuff.
How many hobbies do you have?
You've got a tool workshop, you've got a motorcycle,
mechanic work, and you have a ton of art stuff.
Don't you know he's supposed to have one hobby and you go all in?
You can't have more than one hobby.
You make the rest of us look bad.
then I have to break out there like well you know I have a coin collection that I've been
and it's just literally had three coins from like 1995
That's what my hobbies are, pretending to have hobbies, it's all surface level.
That's what it says, you gotta get something that you really like and actually go for it.
If you have too many hobbies then you could turn into like a, I don't actually care about
this hobby, hobby. I think you should have, okay, you have three hobbies. One that you
pretend with, one that you really care about and one that you kind of halfway care about.
What's my pretend hobby? Like I kind of pretend, I do it, I care about it, but I don't,
I kind of don't really... what is it?
Gardening?
Streaming? Okay.
No, I'm sorry, dude. That's it.
I...
I... what is it? Is it something...
something you do more than a few times a week?
I str- I've been streaming, like, the last four or the last five days.
A pretend hobby is like this something that I say but I've done like once in a year.
You know it's probably the clay.
It is probably the clay.
Cause I kind of got into that for a little bit and then I kind of didn't and I didn't
and I didn't.
I love the concept of it and I did do it for a little while but I just hadn't really
but like maybe the time just kind of took a while but i did do that fairly recently
there's something else too probably
Okay, I need more surfaces.
Let's make this look a little better.
What is this?
Is it for a gate, but with who?
I don't know.
Alright, we're doing a... green in here, I think?
We don't actually have to paint this.
Should I?
Oh, fuck!
Okay, no, you don't paint it. I thought I was going to ruin all the paintings.
We got a huge raid from Lucy Sucks.
Is there a raid to come in? Thanks for the raid. Welcome.
What have I got?
We're chilling. We're leveling up.
We're going to play a bunch of stuff today.
We're just chilling.
I think that looks good.
It's your main hobby outside streaming and gaming.
I have probably really to think about that.
It's funny because I actually did get into collecting old game stuff, but that's kind
of adjacent, right?
It's already as white.
I think I'm just gonna leave it.
Probably food.
Food, definitely food.
Can food be a hobby?
And
it could be a pretend hobby that's true.
And
table.
What the heck am I going to put this like this out here?
Alright, what else have we got in here?
Modern can, that's good.
Put this in here.
Fan.
Trash.
How's it blanket?
A dog bowl?
Put the dog bowls down here.
I'm going to put the tea set over here.
What about Blackjack?
Um, I actually do, but that kind of reminds me.
I do actually collect decks of cards.
I think they're cool.
How many?
The thing about collecting decks of cards is a lot of, there's a ton of them.
So it's one of those things, it's one of the most abundant little trinkets that you could
possibly have.
Because everybody makes them.
Why am I going to do with this?
Every time you go to any event, there will probably be a deck of cards that's themed
around it.
I like metal cards, I like the thicker ones.
So many pumpkins.
Alright, let's clean this up.
You see the Tarot art exhibit?
Dude, can we talk about Tarot for a second?
I have Tarot, and every time I do it, I always go like, oh, this is the one?
Maybe this one's going to say I'm going to get a bunch of money.
This is the one that says I'm going to be healthy.
And you flip over like the upside down fucking 10 of swords, and you're like, why did I do this?
Why did I do this today?
I should have just I should have just fucking let the universe do whatever it was gonna do now. I'm gonna think about that all the time
Yeah, you'll get like chaos chaos you'll get the tower right you'll get the tower
hour. Dude, I'm gonna tell you, this is not, am I making this up? I have done probably
in my whole life, probably ten tarot readings. Ten, probably, ever. I just like, oh, that
sounds like fun, let me try, that sounds like, well, what an interesting thing to do
just to see how, what happens. Maybe like ten times, ever. Maybe less than that, maybe
7 in your whole life that didn't 40 it's not a lot and
No, I don't I don't do terror readings till I get like the golden card right like well that one didn't come
Let me try it again. I
Don't do that
It's ideally once every couple of years or once you just like oh, that's kind of funny what what I wonder
Every time I've done it
bros bros I get the tower every time every single fucking reading dude I get
the tower you know what that means every time doesn't it's never not been
there
chaos
And guess what chaos doesn't mean bad people think that oh dude chaos. No, no, I don't want chaos chaos is it could be anything
Chaos is neither good nor bad. It just is
I'm happy with this I don't stable awful
This is my random bullshit table.
Bro, you watched one video essay.
I watched five actually over the course of a year.
Let's go.
Have you seen the Roblox ones?
He's so dark and mysterious.
No, that's the point.
Chaos is not dark.
Chaos is not darkness or light.
I am Chaos! I am Chaos Incarnate! You will never get an opinion out of me! I will never
truly tell you one thing that I believe over another. I am chaos!
Dark musical.
Ooh, whoa.
This guy thinks he's him.
Yeah, I think I'm him. I think I'm the guy that says that before.
The guy with the big gray beard that yells all that at the top of the tower.
He spent all his time, he spent years crafting this gigantic chaos spire.
He has so much energy and he has so much magical power and he goes to the top and he has that whole speech.
I am chaos. I am not good nor evil. I just is. I just is.
And what he doesn't realize is that through all the time he's been doing everything, all the painstaking work, all the effort, all the money and resources and energy and studying,
you've brought a metal wand up to the top of this bar.
And you could be the most powerful fucking wizard in the world, but if it's a rainy day
and it's thunder out there, you're fucking dead.
It doesn't matter how good or how evil.
You go off there with the wrong one one day and you just fucking die.
And then, but that's the thing.
Right at the moment of the aftermath of being struck by the lightning.
After your monologue.
Yeah, you just have to go with it.
Chaos.
Chaos.
It could have been anything and it was this.
And you get a text from your doctor saying that the colonoscopy results were fine.
Yes!
And then you get up and you walk down the stairs, burnt.
Is the floor dirty?
Holy shit, the flow's very dirty.
None know my power, none know the strength of me.
I will be the strongest.
I think they're famous thing about achieving and then if you always strive to achieve something
you'll always be chasing achievement.
You will never ever truly achieve if you strive for achievement.
like that. I don't know.
Aim past... What the hell was that?
Whoa, there's a lot going on here. Alright, lots of windows.
I've had this exact conversation this day every year.
What? Oh, right. Today's that day. It's that day today.
Oh, I forgot. A lot of you might be partaking in a recreational... 21 and over recreational cannabis profits.
of
I'll be a snitch.
Canada is illegal in like 30 states in America.
What are you talking about?
I like this light.
Of course you're keeping track of that.
I guess not that you hear about it every couple of years like another state
goes recreational I'm not like keeping tabs
Come on!
Hey, let me know when it's legal in Georgia.
Uh, I don't live in Georgia, so I can't- I'm not gonna be the one to give you the breaking news.
Georgia mentioned high-fee Atlanta
Georgia always seemed like an interesting place. I wanted to go
Georgia seemed cool because isn't that where I mean years ago I said where this is not necessarily immediate like right now but
Isn't it where all the adult swim stuff is? Isn't there a lot of film and television stuff in Georgia?
There was a huge push to do lots of kind of the arts in Georgia.
And I remember years ago being like, why don't more people fucking care?
Why do we- they're gonna do it like Atlanta, they're gonna do it like Georgia.
So, for multimedia stuff, it seems like a really interesting place to go to.
Okay.
Field Ministry is actually dying in Georgia. It's moving overseas. All the Marvel Productions are now in the UK.
That's... sad if true.
Alright, Windows 3. What's going on with Windows 3?
This is Windows 3 right here, right?
Which one's dirty?
That one?
You like Xavier Renegade Angel of course I do.
That's Vernon uh...
Vernon?
Chatman?
Right?
She bring truth?
that's a great show too that's crazy as well if you like Xavier you got to watch
the show bring truth
okay now it's paint I gotta paint the balls it's got all this creepy stuff on
whatever it is let's go blue
What 12 oz mouse? 12 oz mouse, 12 oz mouse.
12 oz mouse, 12 oz mouse.
I was a massive old adult swim fan from 2000, it's called 2005 to 2012.
There wasn't pretty much, there wasn't very much on the network that I didn't like.
Although I actually kind of didn't like C-Lab.
When C-Lab would come on I'd kind of be like, eh, I don't really care for this.
And then C-Lab turned into Archer.
Yeah, I know. I know people say that the mail will take.
Hold on. Wait, wait.
Chaos.
Jeremy, you forgot about being the ultimate chaos wizard.
Retract that statement.
Give it a rebuttal.
Take it back two notches that you just did.
You can't have a position.
Let chaos
take over the world.
I mean, I know that I understand that the humor was just kind of not for me,
But if people like it, I thought of some of the episodes were funny.
Sea Lab.
I liked the captain character.
He was really funny.
So if you like that show, then I guess that makes sense.
Why you'd like it?
Cause it's really funny.
I just didn't really watch that many episodes of it.
Dude, if I had a lightning strike sound effect, I would have just played it right there.
That's actually kind of perfect.
Every time I like backtrack and fence it, something just have lightning strike.
I actually kind of like that idea this morning.
How can I get it?
Wait, can I get one right now?
I mean, I gotta put it on my stream deck. It's gonna be like a whole annoying thing.
You don't even have a sound board? No, I don't.
Because I don't want to be pressing buttons.
I think I have most of it done, right?
What am I missing?
Oh, under here, jeez.
I'm
terrified for
coming soon
you will bury staff of approval
coming soon to dvd this is a scary
I miss bugleberry bugleberry will return
There is an opportunity for a Bugleberry return.
How do I, how do I...
Okay, so I right click.
It's not like zoom beanies.
I want lights.
Let's light this place up.
Very pretty.
Turn that on later.
Turn that on later.
I need to take huge things.
It's kind of just like the hangout zone up here.
You gotta move the, uh, no, I'm still somewhere else.
You know what I want to do?
You know the guy on television that is always like, well how is Gumball gonna get out of
this situation?
Coming up next, Gumball on Cartoon Network.
I want to do that.
How do I do that?
How does Bugleberry do that for a living? Like this would be Bugleberry's job.
I just want to see him in a booth with headphones on with a piece of paper in his hand doing a
bunch of these in a row as a behind the scenes old video camera footage.
Was that good? Was that a good take? I could do it again.
network TV is dying so yeah how do we how do we preserve that you know I mean
that's I think that's important I think that's a real ethic that that is an
important thing. How do we make sure that that happens somewhere else?
You just don't. Spotify has an A.I. DJ. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm not talking
about the Spotify. I'm talking about the guy in between cookie crisp commercials and
Flickered flying top toys telling you about what's coming up tomorrow on
Teen Titans
But I'm not the not this one
The house is going crazy
What happens when the squid gets out of the fridge
No, no, no, no, no, no, not that one.
Let me say that again.
Oh dear, what's happening in the house today?
Did I feel squid got out of the fridge?
Robin has a big, big thing on his shoulders he needs to take care of.
Are you more excited about that now?
I'm just a no kindergarten you wouldn't you can't even fucking free in kindergarten
You barely can even talk.
You know what you gotta do in kindergarten?
Shit your pants and ask for more cookies.
That was not for you.
You don't understand when the guy's talking.
You just know that the guy-
You just know that the Teen Titans are on TV.
You don't even know where they came from.
A kid- Yeah, I throw in a kindergarten shit at me here.
Five year olds can talk.
They can talk.
They didn't give me cookies.
You didn't get cookies when you were in kindergarten.
I was going out with the American education system.
What is up with that?
Whoa, where are you going?
I want to put it on there.
Hey!
Well, kids can't read anymore.
I've heard that that's not going good.
I don't read either
So I can't be like the kids need to read more books. I
Don't fucking read anything, but all the kids need to I
Don't know. I don't know to do about it. What do you do about it? I
Do read a lot though. I just don't read books. I
Actually got Norm McDonald's book. I was really looking forward to it
His little memoir book seemed interesting.
Yeah, not a memoir, yeah.
It's a good read.
I've heard it's very, very, very good.
All right, Bugleberry doing an audiobook of Goosebumps.
this whole corner is just messed up so I'm only paying attention to this corner
We got to fix that.
Whoa, this is attached.
How do I unattach this?
an autobiography and let bugleberry be the one that narrates it. That'd be fun if there
was enough info for me to write into autobiography. My autobiography guys would be nine pages long.
I jumped into some waves and then I fell off a roof one time.
You know what?
I've had thousands of experiences and I just don't care about writing them down or telling
anybody about them.
Normalize having experiences is not giving a fuck about telling anybody about them.
I feel like everybody nowadays is so pressure to tell everybody everything that they've ever done
But I don't want to know anything about you
I don't want to know a simple fucking thing about you
What the- look
Hold on
What I meant to say was I don't necessarily care all that much about what's going on every
second of your life.
I don't think we need to know everything about each other.
I don't think we need to know...
You know, I would like to know less about you, but I still want to know about you.
I still am interested in a more macro of who you are.
Not all the minor stuff, all the small stuff.
I don't really care about any of that.
Yes, yes. Excellent work. Excellent job.
A true powerful chaos wizard. If I've ever seen one.
I'm him! I'm him!
A projector?
Aww!
Maybe this will have old-
So it will not have the- whatever it is, baby!
Isn't a good place for that is it?
So they should all be sitting on the couch.
Dude, it's just a 420 room. Yeah, I mean serious dude.
You didn't think that's what this was?
Yeah, like, swackin' on.
Fuckin'...
I actually like these a lot. These are cute.
What's that missing here?
This looks like shit.
A little Game Boy?
What is this?
Is this a DJ set?
Okay, we can play with that.
Okay, well they can play with that.
Looks like the couch right on the stairs.
I don't know man, because it was just...
There's no reason for it.
And look...
Now you make me second guess this.
Now how many people are supposed to see the projector though?
Oh, my fucking goodness.
I just want to put it down.
I want to put it down.
I don't know.
Whatever.
This is the one that's giving the presentation.
This is the host of the party.
Is everybody here?
And this is, and this is uh, what's the character of Bob's Burgers?
Gene.
And he always is playing and he's always like, playing the uh, thing.
He has his little thing and he's like, turn over now, turn over now.
Is that a speaker?
Dude, they have a YouTube, um, milestone thing.
Look, that's a million subscribers.
Yeah, I'm close to a million subscribers on my original channel.
I don't know how it's still getting subscribers.
Bro, it's a stereo.
Well, then we need it right here.
We're getting from the lost to Youtubes, the lost to Youtubers.
True.
What is this?
That's a crazy looking pillow.
Hey, can you align the lamp in the corner?
I
Was your chair over here
Yeah, well you have a lot of goofy shit
It's the Pixar lamp?
That's so cool.
This is the never hood.
I bet it can't shoot.
I don't know why.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Is that a wreck?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Well, this one's getting into a little bit of trouble.
This is...
Okay, this is starting to not be pets.
Okay, there, we're fine.
I was gonna say, how many are in there?
Look at this cozy space.
Good.
Actually, this is awful.
Now it's good.
Nope.
Now it's good.
No.
Now, it's fine.
Finish!
He likes his musical instruments more than he does the Navers.
Alright, let's do one more.
Let's do this clean one more time.
This game is great by the way.
This is wonderful.
This is great just kind of talking.
Hang on again.
Holy fucking shit.
What happened in here?
This looks fucking crazy.
This is more garbage than house.
Holy shit, Lois.
That counts as one, and I just saw him say that.
That's one what time is it?
I just saw Peter Griffin say something in my head.
It is 6 o'clock, 5 o'clock Pacific.
I'm doing timestamps on these.
Somebody in the discord made the tahini christini and they said, Hey, it's amazing y'all
could use everything bagel seasoning, but it's amazing.
Interesting.
Look at those olives. Look at how just green they are.
It's a tart, it's a smooth and buttery.
What am I doing?
All right, I need to mark.
It is 523.
So much junk these mayonnaise container you eat mayonnaise out of the job you're crazy
easy
What are you going to play next?
I was thinking about maybe opening up Hand of Fate 2 or checking in on the island.
We'll do that after maybe.
MNFA 2 is awesome though.
Is this trash? No.
Is this not clean?
Collect- there's more trash. Where is it?
Oh my goodness.
That's disgusting.
More trash on the balcony.
Right here.
All right.
Trash is gone.
Clean the windows.
Paint the walls.
Clean the floor.
Give a robot vacuum? No, I don't.
I do not.
I don't like those things as they map your entire home or apartment.
I don't like that. I feel like it's like...
Calculated exact coordinates of everything in this entire house
and everything in this entire apartment, and I know everything.
Down to the square inch of every single rub...
Stop loading to the club.
So give me a big loud ass vacuum.
I actually like vacuuming. I love it.
It's fun.
and
Nice.
What paint should the walls be?
One of my favorite colors.
I love that spearmint green.
This is more of a not really spearmint green
It's yellow dude
That is a light green to my brain. It's like a light green light yellow
No, why are you doing this? What do you think? What do you think? Rick Sanchez? Get a notebook.
Uh, a rake situation.
A rake- a rake situation.
a rake situation I could do that part better
My omelettes green to you bro I make a pretty good omelette now dude I make a good omelette
Now I was making omelettes every day for like two months.
It's like one of the only things
I could actually tolerate eating.
I've become a master of the omelette.
You want the omelette recipe?
I give that to you right now.
Why are you avoiding the question?
No, I omelette yellow.
Or like kind of this kind of color.
Omelettes can vary. Eggs can vary in color too.
I don't know how long you cook them or how quick you cook them and how the yolk is. If the yolk is fresher, not fresh.
What you do is you crack the eggs, you do two to three eggs. Don't do more than that. It's like too much egg.
I think a two egg omelet is good. Three egg omelets when you're really feeling like you need it.
You gotta whip those up.
People that make an omelette, or even if you do scrambled eggs, people miss this very crucial
step.
And they beat the eggs, and then just for a second or two.
There's like, I just get them kind of mixed up.
I sit there, and I get a fork, and you just...
You sit there silently with no emotion on your face.
But it needs to be by hand though.
If you do a blender or something,
you're like a rararararararara,
it makes it way too frothy.
So you gotta do it by hand,
but you have to do it for a while.
And once they're nice,
it's about two,
It's gonna take you like probably 3-4 minutes doing this.
Like maybe up to 5 minutes.
No, that's too long.
Like 2 minutes, 3 minutes.
But it's worth it though.
So after you do that,
You get a pan, a small pan, don't do it in a big pan.
You got to get a little, little pan, a little circle pan.
They're almost made to cook an egg, or to cook omelette.
Don't do it in a big pan.
And what you do, is you get it kind of hot,
don't get it too hot, but get it hot enough
where it's not just gonna sit there and not cook
when you put the eggs in.
Otherwise, you just sit there and staring at just raw, beet eggs, just not cooking for
like five minutes.
So make sure when you put them in, a little bit of olive oil in the pan or butter, but
I like a little bit of olive oil better.
Shut up, that guy in chat.
I don't even know what you said.
I'm making you up, but you said something and you were annoying.
Get out of here.
So a little bit of olive oil.
And you want, when you pour the eggs in, and they're nice and beat and nice and fluffy,
they make that, they have to make a sound.
Don't touch it.
You don't want to let it sit there.
You sit it for 10 seconds, get yourself a little spatula, and you're just gonna go
around and just kind of peel up the edges a little, wave it around, make sure it doesn't
stick to the bottom, get so it's nice and cooked.
I'm teaching you how to cook an egg.
Why am I treating you guys like you fucking twelve?
Uh, anyways...
You... get it in there?
Don't flip it. Don't do anything weird with it.
People... I used to be one of these people, where you go,
I don't know, I wish I had cooked enough!
No, no, I can't. I have to move it. I have to flip it around. I have to touch it.
Just don't do that.
Once the top, once you kind of, and you can move it around to move the, the um,
take the spatula kind of go underneath and pull, lift the pan up so the egg kind of runs down
underneath and gets it kind of on the bottom too.
You want that to be, it's, you don't want to be like water on the top when you fold it over.
But it's gonna look a little gummy and a little runny on top. That's when you know you're ready.
Add your toppings. Put it on one side.
This is not how Gordon Ramsay would do it.
Um, yes he would.
Why would he not?
What is this? What is the light like this even go?
This feels like it's so high up.
Are these 40 foot tall ceilings?
Is this the green monster?
more plants
right there
I guess there
right here
wow that's big, is it a piano?
That's a huge piano! You can get a grand piano in here!
With all due respect the Red Sox just don't have a chance this year. I- it's fine, whatever.
Just wait till the athletics are in Vegas.
I don't know, I'm supposed to put that.
I'm gonna put it out here.
No one's gonna steal like grand piano like this, don't worry.
No one's gonna get it back here.
I thought this was a second smaller piano.
It's like this person is crazy for this.
It's much more aesthetically pleasing.
Please light up.
Ooh.
What's that?
That is bright.
Is it a light stain on my house?
This game's too loud.
I guess you'd turn me down, because now I'm louder now, right?
The normal?
You're extra loud today.
I like how it matches the wall.
You idiot.
Is it bad?
I'm bad at small spaces.
I need there to be.
Come back at it at decorating small spaces.
A computer?
Microwave, uh, a bike, dude, what are you doing?
Pencils on the desk, a little pig would cover a month's rent.
I'll make sure of that photo.
Gotta get that air filter.
That's what this is, right?
Put it in your working space.
Get on there.
Uh, the corner?
How do I get outside?
Oh my fucking god, I forgot about the bed!
I forgot this was up here!
I was gonna say, where'd he sleep?
Can that be...
That's okay, right?
Serves as double to bookcase a and it's a microwave.
This is in here.
Okay, just a little, little things.
Dude, that is a weird light.
This is a crazy light.
This outrage is going right into your eyes.
I guess we could be kind of swanky.
I guess I think that's fine.
The animals up here.
I don't think this looks that bad, I think they did a pretty good job.
Where would this go?
I hate that there's no way for this really to be, I guess we're right here.
Look at that.
Playing on top of the stool, you know, you may have just figured out a nice little thing.
I'm gonna keep it right here.
Done.
Photo.
Cool.
All right, you guys ready to hand to fate?
I'm gonna go take a break.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'm gonna get some more water.
And this is great though.
This is a wonderful game.
I love games like this.
It's like that unpacking game,
but you clean first.
It's great.
It's called, um, Hozi, H-O-Z-Y. Very good.
Let's play Hand of Fate 2. I gotta get a controller to plug in.
I'll be right back.
Stream is gonna crash a little because I had to download the game
This game is gonna be so fun
Literally one of the best games ever made I'm not even kidding. It's like in the top 200
Did they have a bunch of DLC for this game too?
Did have I ever even seen the DLC?
Should I get the DLC?
Is it better than Hello Neighbor?
Yes.
Okay. Stream is going to crash. Sorry. That's the way it is.
All right, while the stream crashes, I'll be back.
See you in a minute.
Five minutes.
Here we go.
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Who ate the bologna sandwich? What is this?
Who did? I've had bologna a long time.
Hold on. Let's take a quick piss.
Okay. Piss real quick.
Did anybody hear that?
because if you didn't then that's wouldn't be interesting
did that not pick up on the bike
well that's annoying
I just poured it just sounded like a pee
police club
Okay, where is my controller?
This is a controller game.
Show of hands, please, in the audience.
Do a poll. How many of you guys have actually played this or heard of this?
We're introducing you to new shit here.
How many people have heard of this game?
Hand to fate 2.
I'm going to say it's going to be like a 60% have heard of it.
And I'm going to grab my controller.
I didn't grab it.
Hold on.
I made a video on the first game like 12 years ago.
Does it work with a PS5 controller?
I think we're going to find out together.
Let's try it.
a game where you, it's a game about cards, and then you fight the cards. It's a game
about traversing a deck, not the way you might think. This is actually what I cannot believe
how awesome this game is. Does this studio do anything else? Defiant development. Have
they done anything else or worked on anything else?
Because this is a really cool idea they had.
It's genuinely, I got on an amazing game.
Seems like it's just this, that they have the hand to fate stuff.
So it's like Slay this Bar.
Uh, I think this came out before Slay this Bar.
Did hand to fate want to come up before?
So I think it came out like a couple of years before Slay this Bar.
15 years ago. Okay, so a lot of you have heard of this and played it. No fucking no, that's
that bread that completely broke them. Nobody has. All right, well, this, let's go. This
is gonna be fun. 80% of you'd have no idea what this is. And that's great. We're
gonna enjoy it together. I need to make sure I can pull it through here. It doesn't like
to come through my mixer. Hold on a second. Why is it not like my mixer? You gonna hop
on Hello Neighbor? No dude. Come on pull through the mixer so I can put it through my stream
please. Please. Shit. It's also not recognizing this controller. I might have to do steam
input. Oh, hold on. No, I have an Xbox controller. Let's use Xbox. It's fine. Give me one more
minute while I figure this out. I'm going to get my Xbox controller. Okay. I know what
happened. So I just unplugged the PS5 controller and it was trying to come through the PS5's
speaker. That's interesting. I'm gonna put an Xbox controller. Give me another
minute. I love I just wants to default to it. Did you plug a PlayStation
Roller in do you want all audio to come out of that thing no windows I don't
Okay, I can move this over to here so you can see it
This is a fresh save file too
Title the stream
Gaming showcase
And then don't tighten no then no one will click that
Who would ever click that?
Haha, if somebody experienced that gaming showcase and without anything else, would I click it?
Maybe I would.
Okay.
Alright, Xbox controller, plug in.
Why is this how I want to work?
Get in there!
Yeah!
I just heard it!
Hello!
I didn't know the USB cable.
Dude USB cables just don't work half the time.
That's USB 2.0, USB 2.1, USB 3.0, USB 3.2, USB 3.3, Thunderbolt 1, Thunderbolt 2, Thunderbolt 3, Thunderbolt 5.
Oh sorry, that's a 3.5, you need Thunderbolt, you need Thunderbolt 2.
Sorry, that's a 2.1, you need Thunderbolt 4.
Fuckin' assholes, hold on, give me a sec.
No!
My headphones just went on the ground, and I put that in my ear!
I need- yeah.
I can never wear these ever again.
I just can't wear these ever again.
I need to buy new headphones.
Okay.
Sorry, it's taking longer than I didn't want it to be, but is it worth the wait? Trust me.
Why are you in such a weird mood today? I'm just having fun, just hanging out.
I'm so happy, I'm going to see Terrifier 4. Do you know he's in space this time?
Okay let's try this again.
Good. Hey, it worked.
Okay.
How about the graphic settings? 239 Hertz, that's crazy.
Okay, well whatever, it's gonna be dirty in my ear anyways.
Alright, I'm gonna make sure I go OLED or throw it in the trash.
I can't do OLED.
You know, somebody saved the stream one time, like a year or two ago, because I did not
know that HDR does not go through to Twitch. Like I just looked washed out and
weird and I did like three or four streams in a row where I didn't know
that and they were like hey dude just to let you know. It's because you have that
enabled and there's no tone map on Twitch. I said oh fuck. I'll be sent
gone. 180 is fine. That's actually don't have 240 Hertz. That's fine. Full
screen yeah fine quality ah yeah let's go everything looks good
put the bloom down though the ring is fine
it pauses fine that's okay subtitles are fine configure twitch what does that do
i don't know i feel like you guys probably vote on cards but i'd rather
or not.
Alright, how's the audio, let's get it up there.
Alright, Anaphate, let's do it.
Game's great, game's awesome, I'm very excited, I've never actually beaten this entire game,
I get to the same point, like two-thirds almost all the way through.
memories are fading even now gone to form the soul of the game we play these
pieces are new as are the snakes life death and vengeance you must ride time
short you have much to learn make your first choice and let us set these wheels
in motion once more it's a great voice actor by the way like actually like a
goaded voice music is great voice acting is great the game is great it's a lot of
rng it's a lot of skill the game plays kind of like the Batman Arkham games do
um it's a combination of like a ton of different genres
game is actually fucking goaded go get it right now
these cards represent your history and our game
We know where they end, for you are here.
Therefore, these cards must guide you to my side.
Let us see what the journey holds.
The fool, and you play it, but the reason why we're talking about this is you played with the whole terror deck.
Because they know no better.
In the same way, you must step into the void.
You are a blank slate, and together we will wipe your history.
And you have to perfect cards. You'll get it in a little bit.
The game will just enjoy it with us all.
I've streamed this before, by the way, like 10 years ago.
I think it was not... No, it was Twitch. It wasn't Justin.tv.
I played this like one or two days on stream. Everybody loved it.
And then I just never did it ever again. So you know what? Let's just do the whole
god damn thing.
You stumbled many miles through this forest in search of the thieves who robbed you.
so exhausted and hungry, you're determined to reclaim your father's amulet.
You finally catch sight of the thieves hacking at a large tree and arguing among themselves.
Move closer or keep your distance.
This stuff does matter, by the way, because you actually have to do things too.
Choices kind of matter, for various reasons.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna move closer to Easter.
I think so this one is the failure I think you will soon understand the nuances yeah
we're good so you can see it but sometimes it goes so fast that you it's insane it's
almost impossible failure means bad okay creeping forward you over here they're
leader sprouting orders. It simply says, the idiots walk down the road, you push over the
tree and jump up. They'll be too scared to put up a fight and we'll get rich.
Why don't we just jump out and stab them? One retorts. Another hooded figure chimes in.
Yeah, corpse is down put up a fight, eh then? Frustration rises in the leader's voice.
The Empire doesn't care if a few farmers lose some sprouts. But drop a corpse on
the royal road and the place will be filled with soldiers before you even spend the client.
We don't need that trouble.
Now quiet it, Eka!
You soon spot a group of farmers coming around the corner bringing their wares to market.
The thieves fell the tree into the path of the unsuspecting farmers and leap out weapons
brandished.
Give us all your food!
Leap out to defend, offer to help the farmers, warning them it won't come for
for free or help the thieves with their extortion.
Interesting.
How about offer to help the farmers for a price?
This is just the tutorial. This gets way, way crazier as it goes.
The original title of this stream was Go Fish, but you have to fight people.
Okay, make it that title. Make the title of the stream Go Fish, but you have to fight people.
That was what I straight up did bad. November of 2017. It's been almost 10 years.
Alright, I'm just gonna go to the Farmers' Defense. I'll hop up.
Well, you hear the leaders, boys. You lads handle this. I'll meet you when you're done.
And now we fight.
That lighting and art style is great.
Once you start collecting a lot of cards, you make your own deck, and it just...
It's just so much fun. I love this game.
Thug.
Violence for the sake of violence.
These attack frequently and can evade standard attacks making heavy weapons less effective
Let's go
Okay finisher that plays a lot like the Arkham games do I
Gotta remember that it's yeah, cuz you have to you do the kind of parry
And turn it down
And then you have like a weapon arc, right?
So this...
Okay, every time you see the indicator, you have to hit triangle.
Oh, the farmer's a dead!
Okay, I'm gonna...
That's not good.
I'll turn the stand up.
Farmers fumble in their hay bursacks in gratitude.
Thank you adventurer.
I'm sure that after they took our food they would have taken our lives as well.
Every time you move on the playing field you have to eat food, and if you don't
have any food left it hurts you.
It's kind of like sorcery.
It is a little like sorcery, which is why I like it so much, especially when it again
expands and gets huge.
Okay, you fall on the food with the sigh shuffling bread in your mouth to quell your hunger.
Your satisfaction lasts only a moment before you realize your father's amulet is not
among the takings.
Their leader must still have it.
You sit to your feet determined to find him.
So every time you move, you consume a food.
Every time you move, you consume a food and it heals you.
As you see, we have the game board here.
And you move the little token to wherever adjacent you can move to.
And oink!
There you go.
A friend in need.
While enjoying a moment beside the fire, you spy a strange figure approaching your
camp to Goblin dressed in what must pass for Goblin finery.
From beneath a filthy fox pelt serving as an ill-fitting wig, the goblin winks at you with wild red eyes.
Ah, I've been roaming for hours trying to find you. We must get this over with quickly, if I have any hope of getting to all the people on my list before sunrise.
Lowers a sack from its shoulder.
Now from within my sack I can conjure whatever your heart desires.
The goblin's voice trails off as he examines a sack.
Well, I could. There wasn't a blooming great big hole in it.
His head disappears entirely into the bag until his bulbous nose protrudes from the breach.
A new plan, then!
The goblin pulls out his last trinkets.
Okay, so there's equipment.
Uh, sword is pretty good, although axe might be kind of good.
What do I have for damage now?
I think you start with kind of like a rusty sword.
Uh, okay. Axe is good. Axe is 21 damage. Axe is good.
Better shield would be good too, though.
It allows to reflect.
Uh, I'll do Axe.
So that's what I got on the left.
Yes, I would like to equip that.
It is a lot slower, though.
And you can get totally screwed because...
You'll see.
A wise choice, now I must go. There are many others I must visit before I can ranch.
I just love scrumptious cakes.
It runs off into the night, his box wig flapping in the breeze. You can change equipment in the inventory.
Inventory.
So here's where you can put on stuff.
I only have very few things right now. I just have these two, yeah, neglected sword.
So, a lot of cards in the game when you get them, they have tokens on them.
And you can only get the token if you perfect the card.
And that means either a huge success on something or picking the right thing or getting a golden
encounter.
And what the token does is it's a card pack.
Sick. That's how you get new cards. A lot of new cards come from the tokens.
Alright, let's go. Your journey through the forest is interrupted by an inquisitive child.
Are you searching for the forest folk? My uncle says that they used to walk these
woods giving our gifts. I want to find one and ask for a lemon cake. As I dash off to the
pier under a nearby log, the child shouts back, remember if you meet forest folk,
give me a lemon cake. In the other direction, an eerie song hangs in the air. You attempt
to find its origin. Okay. I already lost it. I don't know where it went. Okay, good.
You follow the song through thickets and stream until you find an open-glade bath in golden
sunlight. You find an aged maiden, her posture bent like the bows of a forest. It has been
twelve winters since I had a visitor. Her voice is a whisper yet it thunders in
your ears. You may visit me when you are in need, adventure.
This is yours now. Even if you lose the challenge, you have earned this token.
So it's just a tutorial.
I got to turn the sound down a little.
Effect UI and just the effects volume, right?
Music is fine.
I hear you all, the Royal Road.
Trail of fallen trees and distraught farmers lead you to the thieves who had stolen your
amulet.
It seems their infighting has only gotten worse.
The bandits surround their former leader weapons drawn.
People get their fair share. There's no need for violence.
Whoever heard of a thief talking about their shares,
he turned up and bossed us around and he barely stabbed anyone.
It's been three days since we've had nothing but bodily bread for three days.
The leader notices you approach and waves you over.
As much as I'd love to continue this discussion regarding stabbings,
I'm afraid I have urgent business with my associate here.
As he greets you, he whispers,
Keep me alive and there'll be plenty of gold for your trouble.
Tell him he will pay in blood for his thievery.
Gold cannot replace the amulet that you stole.
He holds it finger.
First rule of negotiation, never let them know what you want.
Kill my associates and I will gladly return your amulet.
Ever reliable, the thieves draw their blades to mug you.
The leader hurries away to hide.
Fight or give them all of your food in gold, that actually is useful sometimes.
Fight.
Thieves evade heavy weapons like axes, but it does more damage so we don't care.
How
Okay, that's actually
That is kind of slow
It's like Baldur's Gate Batman Arkham.
We did it.
Hooray.
But the battle was all but Thief Leader nods in approval at the carnage before him held
out of hand.
The name is Malochlips.
Bard extraordinaire.
Smile fades under your withering glare.
Glare.
I guess I gaze.
Sensing your anger he raises his hand and surrender.
Wait, let's not be hasty.
We're on the same side.
I'm an upstanding citizen, just like you.
I've been working with the thieves, yes,
but only for the greater good.
Now really, they were killing people before I came along.
I know it seems bad, but look.
He pulls out an amulet from his pockets
and presses it into your hands.
All is forgiven, yes?
You stare at the amulet, it does not look familiar.
Oh, oh, so which one is yours?
The lion, the pharaoh, the bull, or the eagle.
I think I am canonically an ox.
sure about that. Alright, what do you say? You can pick. I think this is for emblems and
you get clothes and stuff. You can pick one, one, two, three, or four. I'll let you just
site. Okay, I'm seeing a lot of fours. I'll give it 30 seconds. What should I do? This
This is canon.
It's pretty close.
This really does not matter that much, but it's just for aesthetic.
Damn.
It's like 26, 23, 27, 23% down.
Okay, well I think, I think one's running away with it.
All right, we'll do ox.
The ox amulet, that suits your very similar facial structure.
Say, you know what?
I'm lonely.
You're lonely.
We should work together.
You befriended the Lachlitz.
We should probably get to know one another, seeing as we're going to be friends for
life.
Tell me, where are you from?
Oh yeah, that's right. You do create the character.
I think this one's fitting.
I think you end up getting hairstyles if I'm not wrong.
I think just the one tuft just bald bald head okay I like the blue blue or green
patches. It doesn't like patches. From the eastern belt, eh? You don't say. Good sorts
from the eastern belt. Very trusting. Oh, by the way, I mean we, friend. Oh, money to
Vigmas of the Thieves Guild. He's quite angry at us.
We should journey to Meyer Bridge together to appease him. Some gold might help.
Although, come think of it, I'm rather busy.
Uh, it'd be best if you get the gold and I meet you there.
Tutorial continues.
Smaller pieces of our fates are shaken into fragments.
Collect enough and your reward will come in time.
Okay, so is it possible for me to get 10 gold?
Actually, I have maybe a good fortune.
You enter a competition of strength at a fair, a gold prize is available to the winner.
In the first round of the competition, your opponent is the diminutive Roland,
a halfling from a traveling troop of acrobat.
So you got to roll dice.
I got to get higher than 10.
that's not good okay so let's reroll probably all of them I don't know all of
them keep three
I fucking lost okay well I've lost in the dice are there and thus you have
lost this round I lost them I lost to the airplane you are shocked by roll
in strength you learn not to underestimate acrobats or halflings. You are knocked out
in the very first round you receive only a pittance.
Okay. You take the lesser reward for losing in the competition of strength when you return
a new contest will begin. The reason why this game gets so addicting is because
see that little fragment on the card you have to beat the whole thing and it's
It's fucking hard.
Alright, up or down?
Let's go up.
Deep water.
While crossing a stone bridge, you suddenly find yourself...
I don't want to talk over this guy. It's a big voice. It's amazing.
Okay well crossing a stone bridge you suddenly find yourself confronted by a
villainous band. You could stand and fight the fiends or throw yourself to the
mercy of the river below. Alright so either fight them or jump into the ocean.
It's only four of them.
That gets way scarier when it's like 12.
Guard! Okay, Empire Enemies wear armor that reduces damage by 3, rendering light weapons
less effective.
I was gonna say, what is wrong with my character? I forgot I made him bald. There's nothing
wrong with me bald though.
Now you really don't want to take the damage if you can't help it.
Because it really helps when healing is not...
Oh, like, oh, just take a health potion.
It's very specific cards that you have to do and walking around.
Do I play tabletop games? Not really.
I kind of don't have the patience for them.
As annoying as that is.
Having stability or enemies blocked, you search the bodies for anything useful.
Oh, equipment card.
I don't want. But actually, that's...
I think I can sell them. I will not
I quit it, but I will take it.
The carnival.
Nearing the sleepy hamlet of Dole, which you find the villagers in the midst of some kind of celebration.
Much of the activity concerns a large paper and wood statue depicting a fearsome warrior,
looming triumphantly over a prone lizard man.
Alright, should I follow the parade?
This does not have a token.
Gonna follow the parade.
The parade ends in the town square you watch as the villagers take turns smashing the statue with a club
and gathering the food and gold it spills out. A local notices your interest and asks if you'd like to turn.
Let's watch them do it first.
You allow a young girl to go ahead a few in the queue.
the cube. An act of courtesy that grants you the opportunity to see how it works.
The crowd cheers enthusiastically as the child smacks the lizard man's ankle with
the club and gathers a few coins and a wrapped sweet bread that fall out. It's
soon your turn. You accept the blindfold and take the club into your hands.
It can be that huge success.
This one.
Fuck.
Sorry.
Gold falls out.
He's serving the spoils and trying to scoop them up for anyone.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
I think it's...
Where was the 15?
Three or four.
Nice.
Nice.
You scrambled to gather the bounty that you unleashed, would you like to try to gather more?
I'll probably lose everything if I do it again, no?
You leave the town celebrations whatever you're gathered.
The stressed Bamsal.
Rip Tomodachi?
That's not true.
I've only been alive for three hours.
I'm okay.
I'm good for like at least another two, three hours.
Don't worry.
Going to be eight hours straight today? No, it is definitely not.
I'd say it's going to be like a five to seven hour stream.
Okay the road ahead is blocked by an overturned carriage and a woman calling for help.
Please help! I've been robbed by a band of thugs. Is there anything you can do?
Uh refuse or I need, okay I need dice.
There we go good.
Thank you the woman says you help her from the carriage. Please accept this as a token of my gratitude.
Double food cards. Thank the woman to continue on your way.
You only spend food if it's a place you have not been to.
Here we come to the end of the beginning. Dead drop.
Running errands for mages. This will become a theme, I dare say.
You arrive at Myrbridge as the sun begins to dip below the horizon.
You find it in the locklips perusing a selection of cheeses by the market.
Ah, if it isn't my good friend the adventurer,
did you bring the gold? Vigness has a range to meet at the graveyard.
Just go right to it.
What about keep it... keep it smart?
Oh, okay, no, no. Yeah, that's just like, are you ready to end the
tutorial?
You wonder whether the spot was chosen for its seclusion or for easy body disposal.
Vignus greets Meloclips with a sly grin.
Looks like he turned up after all, and with a lucky intro, we had our doubts, you know?
Vignus cracks his knuckles and giggles.
Oh, no. Convince me.
What to stop me cutting your head off today?
You reveal your gold as Malaklip surgrounges his pockets for some, too.
The heavy satchel of riches lands at Vignus' feet with a thud that echoes through the silence
of the cemetery.
That's our deal done.
No need for any further troubles.
I'm sorry, Mal.
You should have known that the guild was never going to let you pay with cash stolen
from our members in the first place.
of fall life.
That gets me just below fire.
Treacherous ingredient, dangerous combination, and our Kisthero flaming bombs that cause
fire damage to your armor is no use.
Oh fuck.
Okay, A is dodged, not B.
You can't facecam because you're naked?
Let me pretty much.
You guys know me all too well.
Dead.
Congratulations, you've completed the tutorial for Hand of Fate 2.
It just gets crazy
A lot of scratches is chinned thoughtfully
Seems you could do with someone savvy to help you navigate these tricky matters of diplomacy
Like maybe killing everyone wasn't the best idea. I'm let us discuss our partnership over an ale
I like this song
Well done. You've cleared the first challenge. And now we can move on to the next.
Did you sound so tired of old bits lately? What old bit? What's an old bit that I did?
I'm just sitting here with no shirt on that's how that's not a bit I actually have nothing
How do you get tired of something that's just real life?
This is real.
Market Thief, Tarts, Pies, and Exotic Lies, Fork in the Road, and Arm Wrestling are now in the pool.
I got Malacalypse's card, and I got a companion.
We did get some more of these.
Shadow piece have entered the realm.
A fiend in need and the peasants some.
The old maiden.
Welcome to my challenges.
Together, we will traverse 22 paths of wisdom and despair.
Hey, can you make a plane?
Of awakening.
Okay, so this is, I got, I did get the DLC.
Beware adventure, the Wacer are a terrible unforgiving place.
Find the mapmaker challenge in the adventure tab.
Find, who be the orphan in the burrow burrow encounter.
Iron figures become a curse full of death and fear.
Are you full enough to save it?
I think this is two new companions.
Step forward, adventure, into a story of intrigue, blood and shadows.
Find the servant challenge and adventure attack. OK.
I said, this is this is the you play through the whole terror deck.
There's also an endless mode and adventure mode.
I don't think I ever did that.
All right, the magician is the first real game.
So you choose a companion, which is only one, and then you have to put cards in the
deck.
And as we get more of these, then there's a shitload.
I want to say there are hundreds.
You have to put them in and these are what you land on when you're walking around.
So you kind of have to make good scenarios for yourself because there are cards that you
cannot change that are a part of the deck, but I feel like I want to do arm wrestling
because I want to beat it.
So I got to pick five of these.
Also when you inspect it, you don't know what it does.
If I do this and I know what it does, then it's like, okay, maybe I can put it in.
How about a fiend in need?
I think this is just good to have.
This is good too.
Yeah, the other the peasant some and then market thief and Tarts pies and lies
Once you complete one do you still need to put it in you can once you complete it you can decide if you want to have it in
Because sometimes you say for instance like that like this distress dams are right
This card never changes
We know what it does right you have to roll a certain amount
And if you roll over a 12 with the dice, then you get food, you get gold.
It's a random.
I guess if you fail that, you get ambushed.
So these are the five encounters I'm bringing.
And then you can bring five equipment cards and we've unlocked some of those as well.
I see how some of these have tokens too.
I have to use it or certain amount.
What is a Card of Blade?
I guess I don't know.
So now these will be in the equipment pool.
If you win the ambush, do you still get the card reward?
I actually don't know.
Probably?
Or maybe it's diminished.
Alright, so this is the magician.
Rescue the missing Empire soldiers from a town plagued with corruption.
Prepare to fight corrupted.
Uh, lose gold for every empire killed.
Let's do it.
It's probably diminished, yeah.
The magician.
I became complacent long before then. I thought I knew everything about the game and what it could be
Now you see before you the extent of my research. He's a true gamer
The conversation with a fur trader is interrupted as Melaklips arrives in a flurry
The whispers speak of trouble at the edge of the Empire the town of West wind is suffering against the blight
Okay. You return to the markets and ask if any traders headed to Westwind might need an escort.
There are three options.
Stone mission.
Food wagon. Weaponsmith.
I want a weapon.
You arrange an uncomfortable ride jammed in among the many tools of a Weaponsmith headed far west.
And I'll take the Warriors X.
Just give me the equipment right from the beginning.
you arrive at the town of Westwind to defend the town you'll need to locate as
many Empire soldiers as you can before the blight invades
let's go general store how much money do I have?
adventurer how's the world out there? I have I need food actually how much is
food it's not yeah see how expensive this is um shit I don't want to be broke
though I'll take one
Can I sell the sword? No. I can sell the axe, but no, I'm not doing that. What can I buy?
That'd be great to have that. Okay, see you there.
Alright, market thief, here we go, so we put this in.
None would pickpocket a mage for fear of failure, or worse, success."
The market, bizarre, is a hive of activity, traders from across the lands call out to
passerby to sell their wares.
As the sun beats down on the crowded street, you pause briefly to draw water from a fountain.
You feel something tug on the inside of your tunic, turning quickly to discover a pickpocket
making off with some of your belongings.
Oh, that's bad.
Do you feet catch a glimpse of the thief as they weave through the crowd?
Hi, we need that huge success.
Okay, that's that one.
I think this is going to give us the, uh, the token to it's this one, right?
Is it one or two?
This is one.
Fuck.
I had it right.
Why do I listen to you guys?
I actually had it correct.
I was gonna get that... I was gonna get that token!
Okay, well, the tangled maze of people proves too much for you and Thief makes their escape.
Ahhhh...
And I lost five gold, that's great.
Don't blame us, why are you listening to us?
Because you guys are right a lot of times.
You're also wrong a lot of times too. True.
As you hike through the mountains one fine day, you come across an injured traveler, though
he is clearly deeply wounded and barely moving.
You sense something disturbing about the cloaked figure and approach with caution.
You, more will come here.
I need sustenance to heal myself, and you will provide it.
You draw your weapon and the beast weakly raises its arm to defend itself.
spare me! I don't make it with you a while!
Okay, how do we get the perfect tag? I could just kill him and take his stuff.
This is pre-recorded. Time the person up for a fucking...
as many letters that are in pre-recorded.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Time the person up for 11 minutes.
Let's ask how. Three days ago I happened to feast upon one of your kind, a holy man of
some nature I believe, who could do no doubt cure you of your wounds. Grant me a pittance
of your blood to restore my strength, and I swear I shall bring him to you.
Alright, we're gonna let him eat us. Do it. As you lower your blade, he suddenly
Lunders at you what the fuck the creature continues to draw blood from your arm. I
Kind of need it. No, no, no, I'm gonna wait
That's a lot of health. Okay, go on and wait again. I'm gonna die
The creature continues to draw blood from your arm. This is how I died in Baldur's Gate 3 and I uninstalled the game after this
But I think I have to do it again, because I want the perfect.
He's still going?
He's still...
Alright, one more?
Okay, dude.
What the fuck?
How much does he take?
He's gonna take me down to zero. Should I throw him off?
I'm turning fucking purple.
Alright, get off. Taking me down to one health?
Keep going?
I can't even take my health down 30% anymore. I have one HP.
He takes a moment to regain his composure. You will not regret this.
Oh, wow. As he slaps his belly, I would have recovered my false rank in time. I'm no doubt, but I admit you have been a boon to me this night.
He gestures in the darkness.
The humans who dared to think they could best be in combat lie fallen in a clearing to the
south.
Their ambition was as foolish as their deaths were quick, but perhaps they had something
that would be of use to you.
The shadows seem to gather about his person until nothing remains.
A debt repaid.
He set out with a flaming torch and soon arrived at the scene of slaughter.
I have one health.
A dozen armed men have been recently butchered here.
Among the remains you find no decent equipment, just the tools of farmers and provincial
scotters, soldiers.
I don't know why I was going to say scholar.
As you leave the carnage, you step on a blade hidden in the shadows of the grass.
to the victor go the spot fuck am i gonna die?
you do not wield a weapon you do not wish to see turned against you one day
dude we got a night sword
i'll take it i'll use it
okay that create a powerful blast that causes 80% damage enemies in the area
i did get it all right
good you said to let him drink your blood forever
I will heal from this.
You find some imperial soldiers drawn up by the Northerners.
I don't have any money so I have to...
Okay, I can't hit once.
If I get hit once I'm dead.
They would have worked after three wound cards.
Oh, I don't know.
What if it was an Omega...
I was going for the Omega victory.
Okay, when activated, Miloclip's cast a protective spell on you that can block a single hit.
And he is here to help.
Oh my god!
I was not ready for that.
Okay, shit, I died.
I died at the first, whatever.
Hey, I guess I still get the token.
It was worth it to get the token.
For giving your life to save an injured shadow beast, the night sword is now in the pool.
And that also has a token on it too.
You see we're going token on top of tokens into tokenception.
Bro you wiped us.
I'm, I'm fine.
Just do it again.
Alright now, what about a different encounter?
I did arm wrestling back in there.
How do I take this?
There we go.
OK.
Oh, the lekkins down here is one.
I want to do arm wrestling.
Which one?
There it is.
I don't know, my brain just turned off for a second.
Um...
We could do...
Malacalypse's problem.
Just go...
Uh, just absolute tokens.
Just get for...
Go for tokens.
Wait, I can...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I wanna put in a...
Um...
Where's the, uh...
Sword I just unlocked?
Didn't I just get the sword?
Did I count as a supply guard?
I think that's probably counted as a supply.
Yeah, it was called the Night Sword.
I don't know.
Alright, let's try again.
Already we see the Empire abdicating its role and leaving the protection of their people to the lazy
The game and the malign
You are you're supposed to lose. It's one of those the game is hard. I've tried to anticipate
Not hard, but there's a lot of interesting ways to lose
22 challenges I offer you but will help you to understand the many ways in which the cards may fall
I do not know what Calus will do when we meet him
I kind of feel like Foodwagon.
Foodwagon headed to a nearby wedding offers you a ride.
Should give us, yeah. You need food, dad.
Okay, same deal. The encounters are the same, just the cars are a little different.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Okay, first round.
Halflings.
Alright, re-roll these two, right? Come on.
I gotta beat the halfling.
Jeez, that's okay. Well...
That's good enough.
Rollin' is no match for your strength, he gives a disappointed backflip off the table, and collects his meager winnings.
Then cartwheels out the door. That's kinda cool.
You take a reward from the purser on the way out of the tavern. When you return, you will compete in the next round for a larger prize.
Okay, so then we got to keep going.
I heard that.
Not paying anybody, it's just freezing.
But that backflip though.
Alright, these guys hit hard.
They perform combo attacks, do a repost with a single-handed weapon to deal extra damage
immediately after you defend, alright then.
Another attack first, alright.
I can't dodge that.
I really don't want to take any damage.
Not on turn 1.
There you go, perfect.
partners having the time of his life just not helping. He was casting fireballs at people.
Like a compass. That's good. It indicates the truth of all directions. So how do you get the token
for that? You have to get to kill a certain amount. Okay. Activate your weapon ability 10 times
to unlock the shard. So it's the eight blades thing.
game. You gain two recruits. Your companion has his own story to tell. We must wonder if
this is a tale of a hero or a villain. You're so token-pilled right now. Yeah, because that's
the name of the game, man. You arrive at the city markets to meet with Meloclips's associate.
You find him sitting on a blanket by the sewer gates.
You can't tell whether he's a goblin of human or an animate pile of greasy rags.
A few wilted daisies and duckweed tied with rope are flopped on the ground around him.
Merk!
A lock what's caused to the creature, arms outstretched.
I have a favor to ask of you, my handsome friend.
The greasy goblin man raises a hand to stop the bard's prattle.
Ten gold first, you know that.
It looks at you, expectantly.
That's 20.
I'm installing the first game now.
It's on Game Pass.
The first one's great, too.
The reason why I started with the second one is that it's kind of a situation of it's
just more.
They took the first game and just added way more shit.
They're very, very similar games, but this one just has way more in it, but they're
both very good.
Uh, I'll pay up.
Malachlip steps forward as Merck counts the coins.
Merck, old bean.
The bard looks furiously around before quickly waving at his shoulder.
I require help in removing a certain illness.
Merck considers Malachlip's fur while.
That kind of information costs more than a few coins.
Don't look for me over this.
I will require a test of skill from him.
turns and points at you. Pick a flower and eat it. The greasy florist displays his meager
wares. Block lips, nods, as if this were a fair request. I mean, one of these is probably
going to kill me. Daisy, forget me not, or a luminous purple flower. This one definitely
kills you. This one probably makes you delete food and this one, I don't know, they probably
do something bad. I actually don't know. Purple one. Eat the grape one. Don't listen to chat
for this one. I don't think it's the purple one. I'm going to say it's a, Daisy's not
That impressive. How about a forget-me-nut?
Tastes like a pleasant leaf berries and grass.
I hope- okay, hold on.
I'm only rolling-
Oh, that's really bad.
I'm gonna throw the whole thing away.
Fuck.
You feel an intense wave of heat emanate from your stomach to your neck and you collapse
to the floor.
You wake to a molecule splashing you with water, Merck has left and you see him attempting
to steal a seed bun from the baker's stall.
We'll come back later and try again.
Okay, so maybe put me to sleep?
I should have eaten it. Well, I failed the... check.
I'm saving my money.
No, save the money.
Even those camps which were once the stairs now vary per challenge as you will see
Yeah, it gets it gets pretty sprawling this whole wooden board here some of the missions
There's multiple levels multiple layers, and it's like the whole wooden board is just filled with like dozens of cards
20
It's cool
All right, the Westwind Tower bell chimes feverishly the town crier bellows there's corrupted inside the town
They broke through the sewers of the loose Lane a brave soldiers have gone down there to sort it out
You arrived to find Westwinds few remaining soldiers huddled at the entrance to its porous area Laus Lane
We cannot let the corruption spread for the good of the town we must dispose of anyone who has been tainted
even a little. Let's go. Hey Lois, that counts. What time is it? And I didn't even do that.
You did it, you guys did that.
6.56 p.m.
So they can recover, but they're weak.
Sores look kinda cool.
It's kind of loud, but it works very well.
It is so loud.
That sounds like a barbarian.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
recruits he would stream on 420 I would passion of purification
that's good a shield in more ways than one
Why did I socket that shield?
I didn't mean to socket that axe.
Why did I socket that shield?
Yes, I did, and now I'm sorry.
Why did I socket that shield?
I didn't mean to socket that axe.
They placed themselves in the mines.
Why did I socket that shield?
Yes, I did, and now I'm sorry.
You've asked me to protect a hero to come rescue them when things become too much.
Alright, we're gonna go around the set.
While patrolling the outskirts of West Wend you hear the clash of steel and the unmistakable
groan of... corrupted.
Your investigation leads you to a distressed nobleman, perched on the roof of his carriage.
Thank the gods I was heading to tea with the Duke Gilbert when he we were ambushed.
My footmen left me here to fight them off but the brawl has now dispersed into the
forest.
Noble Peer is fearfully at the treeline.
If you stay here and protect me, I can pay.
Do I stay with him?
Twenty gold, that's a lot.
But I'm taking the money.
Oh great maker, thank you.
You linger near the nobleman's carriage in case the corrupted reappear.
Beyond the trees, you can hear the blood-curdling sounds of combat, screams and shouts echo long into the night.
You wait, but no soldiers return from the battle.
The nobleman climbs inside his carriage, curls into a ball, and sobs uncontrollably.
He will not be moved or rused.
He returned to West one.
Uh-oh.
I got 20 bucks out of that, though.
as it's done.
You follow frenzied rumors of vampires and were beasts to a derelict farm deep in the
lowlands.
A thin farmer tilling the rocky soil looks up in desperate hope at your approach.
Please, our little Timos was taken by a monster with bloody claws and gleaming eyes.
They came, they came through the walls!
He points a shaking finger at the hills.
Sure enough, you find the boy huddled at the back of a medicine cave.
As you draw near, hulking cloaked figures emerge from the shadows to surround you.
Hero, we knew you would take the simple bait.
Now relinquish your power!
can counterattack, light weapons are recommended.
Tahiti toothpaste.
Why are you saying that?
Jesus.
Shadow Elder, the royal lines of Lysahora houses are blessed with privilege and more
importantly power. Elders can summon shadows before entering blood madness,
use evade to avoid all their attacks.
Oh fuck. It's an elder!
Oh my god!
He's not so bad.
Why is he freaking out?
Oh my god, he's freaking out. Help me!
Jesus.
Special mode!
Damn it.
All right, that wasn't too bad.
I lost, what, 15 health?
That's the Happy Wheels Decapitate sound effect.
So what do I get for this?
Weeping the peasant falls to embrace his son.
Thank the gods, Timo, thank the gods.
The small family gathers a dusty bundle of what they can in gratitude.
Oh, shit.
It's a blessing.
It's a permanent blessing.
Your companion ability cooldown charges 20% faster.
So it's a blessing card.
I just yawned really loud that my Alexa said sweet dreams.
I don't I would go and go into settings go to notificate turn that off
That's weird. I don't like that. I
Don't like that for you
Okay, I got money actually don't need any of this
How about three food
Last stand, okay, I don't want to do this.
I want that token.
Top Westwind Town Hall is a large bell tower.
It's used to signal a day's end for the workers in the mines and surrounding fields, but
now it will summon Westwind's defenders.
Do you wish to summon the soldiers you have recruited?
I want more recruits.
Let's check the other cards.
They got themselves into this mess. I don't see why you should get them out.
I never pay the money for that.
Recruit void of the tall.
We'll be checking in with them soon.
Maybe like another 40 minutes. Actually, I'm having fun.
We'll play it. We will.
The card no blade. I got to use this like five more times.
I remember playing this game a while back and I want to say after the first like two
or three missions, the game gets pretty hard.
The combat actually gets kind of difficult.
You end up having to fight like 10 20 things at the same time, and it's really a brutal
They can get pretty hard. The bosses are really fun, too
Ten max health help. Oh
Shit, I didn't use the ability you're it. All right, two more recruits. Let's try to get ten
All right, don't fuck this up. I'm counting on you
Okay, here we go we get somebody rubs up to us they bump into us they steal ten gold
And we need the huge success
It's two I don't even need you
We're not gonna see this token. Oh well I lost hang all over
Always treat those who feed you with respect I thought I could have sworn it was to and I have respect for few
You chance upon a wooden cart overflowing with pears, pies and many items otherwise, a wonderful
smell wafts from the cart.
Meloklips shakes his head.
Poor old Chester.
This is why you should never be seduced by the wiles of women, coin slaves.
They'll break your heart and leave you selling your lemon tarts with little business sense.
The old farmer hawks to his wares, passerby.
I've read that that's so wrong.
The old farmer hawks his wares to pass her bys.
Tats!
Pies!
And exotic lies!
Chester nods glumly as you approach.
What would you like to buy on this terribly dreary morning?
How about a lie?
These nomads you can't trust him.
He passes you a fruit that is by all accounts a lemon, except that it is the size of a
large melon.
into our land stealing our haunts. Chester stares in a kind of whispered gloom at the
exotic fruits for a while before he finally decides on a price.
Oh, I didn't see any of it. I didn't see any of it. I wanted to say it's two.
Ah, declin the purges.
Yes, you'll leave, okay.
Well, I can't afford it.
Well, I got eight recruits, so I'm ready to close this one.
Ring the bell.
Nightcloak's west wind, you can sense the corruption rising from the shadows all around you.
You survey any soldiers you've managed to recruit.
You gather a large group of soldiers to defend the town, here's hoping you won't need any more.
It's not bad.
Give a rousing speech.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know.
That's a lot of failure cards.
I lost it after the first one, I would say one or two.
The soldiers appear unmoved by your words and remain tense and fearful.
Hooray.
Can you really say where the card is?
I think you can.
But...
Terror of Westmen.
Use Bash to break the terrors, corrupt it to armor and defeat it.
Alright, let's go.
A battle!
Clear all the adds first.
Ah, I got this easy.
mission done.
There he is. Alive?
Alright, they're all dead.
Smooth animations, it plays really well too.
I'd say the combat in the game is, especially when you get to kind of a little bit further
into the game, it does get a lot more, you have to do a lot more dodging and parrying.
It's chaotic but manageable later.
It does get pretty chaotic.
Did I not get any tokens at all besides the main one?
Once the corrupted behemoth falls, the rest of the minions flee.
Their spirits broken, soldiers erupt in cheers.
Raising your valor, you can rest until morning, ready to greet the reinforcements with the
town already saved.
The magician returns to the deck, but now we only begin our stories of fate, folly, and
magic.
Do not think I'm satisfied with this, but at least we have a place to begin.
I would actually probably call that the actual tutorial.
Ruby Ring, Valiant Pages, and Winter's Bane, able to be used for saving Westwind,
man-eating tree, the Gnomish Exchange, Lost Boy, Popper Plague, and Westwind
Tavern.
I think it's gonna open up a little bit, we get three now, what do I remember?
You will find more options open to you
Should you find yourself blocked or overly charged?
Take the time to explore the board
Unlocking cards will give you options. You have not yet considered
They got the
High priestess the Empress or the Emperor
There is the small game the game we play and there is the great game the game
life and death. The game I was once master of.
So this one is collect blessings in order to enter the r- I think this is where the game
actually does. It's pretty open now. Um, you can fail pretty easily in a lot of these.
So collect blessings in order to enter the ritual house at the summit of Mount Freitas
and negotiate a treaty with the Northerners there. So we need blessing cards. We know
12-1.
Is also this one?
That one's easy to get to silver, but it's really hard to get the gold.
Okay, this one is earned fame in order to wield the legendary weapon, Rethra's Ire.
the northern outskirts are under assault from northern raiders. Defeat the mighty shaman who
is leading their raids in fame. Okay. It is not one game now, but a school. Each with its own
nuance and delicate approach. These have stolen a relic from the emperor's palace. The empire
are looking to hire adventurers to help recover this and other items.
Okay, which one do you guys want to do?
My priest is Empress or Emperor?
Tini, all of Toast just changed my life. It's good with Feta.
I'm so glad there's so many believers here with this now.
When I took that first bite,
It changed my life.
My life changed immediately after that.
It did like the five gum commercial thing
where it zoomed in on my pupil.
I actually saw somebody say like,
God, I wish you would stop talking about this.
I just got into it, really into it.
I've got the Castlevania olives,
I don't even know, they have three different kinds of olives.
I got the purple olives now I want to try it with.
These are paid reviews of this.
No dude, you got a fucking, look at those, look at those olives.
Yeah, I saw somebody say, I wish you would stop talking about this forever.
And then does that person know when they watch the VOD?
I'm sorry, dude.
Like you're gonna see like a picture of it now and it's gonna be like what the fuck man
this guy does all he does.
I don't have my controller.
What the heck?
What's wrong with my game?
Okay, I do think I had to flip my mouse over.
Alright, uh, Hi Priestess.
Hi Priestess it is.
Um, what is going on?
I think my game crashed.
I actually think I did just crash.
That was weird, okay.
Let's go.
So, we need blessings.
Let's do...
Okay, after this, I'll take a break and we'll move on to Tamadotchi Lake.
We'll do this one, though.
Okay, we need encounters.
What's speaking to you?
Definitely arm wrestling.
The old maiden?
Uh, where's the...
This one. This one is a blessing.
Oh, it's Gain-Me.
Really?
They receive resources equipped in R. That's not guaranteed, okay?
Maybe not that one then.
Look for blessing gains.
Man-eating tree, maybe?
Put the boy in there.
I will get this.
Uh, I kind of just lost my aminomish exchange.
I'll put the tree in there.
Why not?
curious what it is. Yeah what happened to the uh I didn't I unlock that other maybe
was make it I could put it into the pool of items and maybe I have to get it first.
Let's do a ring, another shield, and this one.
How much more do I have to do to unlock the token on this one?
Three more times.
Okay.
And supplies, I'm starting.
Oh, this is what you start with.
I start with the night sword now.
Okay, I get it.
Very nice. Alright, let's go.
You think you've aged out of your young Sheldon face?
Dude.
I don't know. That was like 3 years ago.
Probably not.
To use that and die, do you have it in next run or any cards consumable?
I don't think any cards are consumable. I think they're just there permanently.
You can choose to take them out. So that was a supply card.
So I guess that once I get more starting supply cards, I can...
thing. I have to choose one to start with. Okay, here we go.
Meloclips has somehow roped you into traveling deep into the far north on a diplomatic mission.
While I usually refrain from working for the Empire, since this one takes me further away
from it, I've made an exception. I'll square my debt with General Brandstrom and help open
many doors for you. What do you say? I say yes, meet the high priest. We need
blessings. Great many skills, but my swordsmanship is unlikely to hold up
against Northern Raiders. I know no one else who is more up to the task. Okay,
let's go for it. Bring your sword and let me do the talking. I've brought
plenty of supplies so we can set up camp when we get hungry.
That's a lot of food.
Malaklip shares a tidbit as you commence your journey.
The High Priestess is quite partial to blessings.
If you can prove yourself worthy,
we have a better chance at swaying her in our favor.
Access the campfire at any time between encounters.
Camping can be used to consume food,
restore life, or trade equipment.
Collect at least six blessings before meeting the High Priestess.
Priestess, good luck with that, because I think I only have two in the whole deck.
Going down.
Okay.
The Temple of Divine Providence provides blessings in exchange for a simple gold donation, so we definitely have to do this.
Six gold.
Ooh.
See, plus two food after every dice gambit.
receive plus 15 health for every gold gain card you receive
if your max life is less than 150 you may discard food gain or equipment gain cards for more max
health it's kind of good gain up to 20 gold at the beginning of a new map if you have less than
20 gold uh i think it's that one well all right yeah i wasn't gonna pick it anyways but it's
It's definitely that one.
Then I can buy more blessings.
Buy my book.
Okay.
Let's get it.
You get bumped into.
Somebody steals all your money.
You catch a glimpse.
Three.
That's my immediate reaction.
should I do it? what if it's wrong? come on, man!
that one's so hard!
You struggle to find cover, with little warning as snowstorm sweeps in from the north.
Oh goodness, there's a huge failure here.
Just avoid the huge failure and I'll be alright.
Thank God, I was gonna pick one.
Climb becomes an unbearable, you seek shelter in a cave.
the howling winds ease, you clear the snow from the cave entrance, discover the dark clouds have passed.
Uh, this log is dry enough we can set up camp here for the night.
Right, so you- I don't think it costs anything to do it.
Oh shit, hold on.
Without waiting for approval, he slumps down beside you and warms his hands by the fire.
In my youth, I once fancied a northern no-woman.
That's not what he said. I once fancied a northern no-warrior.
Well, it is what he said. She almost cut off my head when I serenaded her.
I had it right both times.
Malaklis plucks a mournful note on his lute.
Young love, hey?
I've got a lot for itself.
It's heal up.
That's your favorite fish?
Pelopio.
What do you got for equipment?
Nah.
Think I'm good.
The mountain.
Ascension, no.
Pages you back.
We need to see the other tokens of God.
The old men become desperate.
Women hold these mountains together, even through the worst.
I got to have to not do a huge failure here again.
One is the correct answer, I think.
Oh, boy.
That could have been way worse.
Uh, it rolled a pain card, and I think it's between 5 and 30.
I got lucky.
No, I didn't.
You are alerted to the sound of shuffling footsteps as you can barely bake out the silhouettes
of the menacing figures who have invaded your shelter.
Great.
Hey, would you ever consider getting a cat?
Huh.
A cat, you say?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Sounds interesting.
He's considered it.
considered it. I've considered it. It's been considered.
Holly, can you send me a picture of Frankie Sunday?
We do have a cat, by the way.
We've had it for a little while.
You turn this down.
I didn't know what was going to be the right time to show.
Let him a Sunday.
She's been wonderful though.
I'll give you a quick little story here.
You turn this down.
So an auto was kind of in his last month or two, as you know, right, obviously, a few months ago.
We kind of had this little discussion of I really wanted him to have a friend and he grew up with
cats. And the thought was maybe another dog or because I wanted him to have somebody to
have some time with and they had a lot of they had a lot of time together it has
been incredibly difficult to not talk about this cat during one of my where
wins meet sponsor streams the cat jumped up on the keyboard and walked
across the keyboard like five times there is at least a few times where this
cat has been in the room jumping up here and trying to like it bite the
Microphone and stuff and you just had no idea and I had to just pretend it wasn't happening
Secret cat
Let me see if Holly's here she has a ton of pictures. I actually have it. I have one here
You ready for the reveal
Send send me the send me the super Mario one. Yeah, they're like, oh my god super Mario brothers
Yeah, this one here.
So we got her a mushroom tower.
And she's like, oh my god, look at what they've got me.
And you can see how cute she is.
We've had her for a little while.
And it was great.
It was great to have another little friend for Otto.
And now she's the new little family member, so.
Okay, are you ready for the main cat reveal?
Oh, hold on.
This guy got to make sure it's correct.
Yeah, the cat's name is Frankie Sunday.
or little mis toasty or little mis parachute, but parachute pants, little
put little mis pajama pants.
Okay, here we go. Here's the cat.
Why can't you not see it?
Why is that sliver in the middle of the screen?
I'm so confused.
Oh my god, ship of Arya brothers!
That's my cat tower.
She's doing like the soy Pog face
This is her messing with that's cute
She is absolutely adorable and she is a teddy bear.
She's super loving.
She just always wants to be picked up and held and pet and she's wonderful.
Here's another one.
Why did they do that?
We actually got her from a cat cafe here and she was on the streets.
She had a bunch of babies.
We found her and it was funny because when we first got, we were just going to go to the
cat cafe.
They're like, oh, that's kind of neat.
And we were there for like an hour or two.
And over the course of the hour or two, you know, this cat's coming up, oh, look at
that.
Oh, look at how cute that one is.
Oh, it's such a fun little place.
didn't even know that she was there. One of the workers actually was like, Hey, did you
see this other cat? And you're like, What do you mean? Which one? And she pulled out
from the, there's a little shelf kind of underneath the seating area. And she pulled the little
shelf out. And she was just sleeping in her litter box. She was just like, I'm just
sleeping in this litter box out here. Who are you? We just fell in love with her
She was in the storage. She just was hanging out of there and she really likes to kind of hide and sleep.
So there's a little spot under the bed that she just goes to every, or she like has a nap there every afternoon. She just likes to be underneath things.
But you will probably be seeing more of Little Miss Frankie Sunday.
I'll compile some more, oh here's another one of her cat tower.
How are you spelling that? It's Sunday like the food. So, F-R-A-N-K-I-E space S-U-N-D-A-E.
I know the music is kind of evil right now. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is where I turn it down.
Is she vocal? Very vocal. Every morning for breakfast, she's just like, she just talks
all the time. She's so cute. You know, maybe one of these days I'll maybe even get her
on camera. She is kind of timid though, she's kind of, it's not like, hey you come here
and then do this. It has to be on her terms, so maybe one of these days I can get her on
camera. But yeah, cat revealed. Maybe I'll put a picture up to her for an auto, because
We did get a couple of good photos of them just kind of hanging out together.
He had a little friend.
Okay, I gotta be careful here.
Show the regenerative bath photo.
They would not go on from cat reveal to naked in the bathtub.
We're not doing that.
There's a lot of them.
Hold on.
the volume back up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, what was I pressing? Did I just do 70? How much damage did he just do to me?
Wait, did he actually get... Yeah, this whole thing has just been a bit, no.
Yes, there is a cat here.
is this the same game it is the same game turns back up
all right I need a blessing my lacklips for I forgot I did a huge failure this
log is dry we can camp I don't I don't need to camp
I hear a lost boy.
He's just a small child.
You over here.
A deeper voice growls.
We have to take him to the dungeons or else he'll run straight to whatever northern clan
he's spawned from and show them where our outpost is.
That's a shifty looking kid I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw him.
the boy well like there's only one option on sheathen your weapon you demand they
let the boy go the Empire soldiers are unmoved by your threat
hey can we please have a vote for the cat I don't anything I just want a cat
Related vote
I don't know what to say. Watchmaking block use bash to open them up
Easy
What was the sound effect somebody said was in the game?
wheels. The decapitation happy wheel sound. I've never heard this. Winter's Bane. I'll
take that against Northerners. Okay, as you're checking your on the unconscious guards,
You notice the boy looking at you warily as if sizing you up, okay, this is important
Why do I keep rolling ones come on two sexes no
No, it's so can
The boy disappears into the forest and soon you hear him howl from a short distance
The raiders come out of hiding and the boys shouts, their outpost is that way.
Stop the raiders attacking the outpost or let them attack the outpost.
That's kind of horrible.
I mean, I kind of have to do this.
I do have a cool new sword, sorry.
What voice did you give to Sando?
Um, this one.
Surely just as this.
It's kind of like Otto, but not really Otto.
There's another continuation of baby Shpee.
It's true.
All things go back to baby Shpee.
What is the special move on this?
cool. Those guys are so annoying later when they start to be stuck getting three or four
of every enemy.
Frankie of me in Tomodachi life.
Frankie Pog.
Well, we will get some official Frankie Sunday emotes.
Enjoy that one for now.
Which hey, we can talk about this now.
the next week we're gonna do a sit-down notepad stream where we really get into
the weeds and figure out what are the 15 emotes that are being added to the
channel sub emotes like I said subs have been neglected here for for many years
now I would like to give you more of a reason to even want to be subbed to
channel in the first place rather than emotes from 2014 so I want to give something plus I did
lose a bet to add them so there's that too
just add that 15 times I just but I just there's got to be more emotes so many
old memes and old jokes that we got to replace them at least until I'm done
streaming. So we're gonna have a whole day about it.
We need some new things. I got too famed for doing this.
Didn't get the token but it's fine.
Will you push on despite nature itself attempting to thwart you I need
That's gonna help so much because I need to buy another
Blessed brew
I have a fondness for them
But I would not trust them
I asked my friend he said there was no joint in the Tasmanian devil tramp stamp
I'm really glad that you came back with some information for us
Everybody was just waiting to hear it was so
Interested.
Why?
Stop asking your friend weird questions, please.
Okay, as you ascend the snowy mount, freight as you happen upon a cottage with pungent smoke wafting out of the chimney.
Frail old lady sweeping snow off the path beckons you to come in.
We've come in search of the great high priestess to deliver an important message.
You better go baring blessings if you want to get on the high priestess's good side.
I'm fixin' about right now if you'd like a taste.
If I've got it right this time, you can take it to her.
I've been watching what I eat, but my companion here is an insatiable appetite, he says, nudging you for it.
Okay, it's a one out of four chance to fail or get a blessing.
I feel like I'm a magnetized to the bad ones when it's one out of four
You gotta be kidding me, dude. I failed it. I actually should just reset
You take a sip of the putrid potion and fill your stomach turn I knew I shouldn't have substituted the cloud berries for bog berries
Choose the righteous path and you'll find blessings on your way. That would have been a blessing
I'm not going to get the gold token.
This is my guy eating stuff and having stomach aches.
Ah, okay.
Come on!
Climb is unbearable.
The wretched smell of fish meat and stale sweat alert you to the presence of a bear
Rousing from hibernation ferocious beast bears its teeth and swipes at you
You flee the cave having barely survived the savage attack luckily the blizzard has passed
Whatever dude
Arm wrestling time
In the second round of the competition, you sit opposite the aged frame of Huntly Toothless,
the boss about once being a silencer for the Thieves Guild.
Alright.
Do I dare re-roll the three?
What do I need?
I need...
If I need at least a four, shit, now I have to.
Yes.
Huntly crumples and defeat almost instantly.
You're lucky I'm not twenty or thirty years younger.
That's a lot of money too.
Take your reward from the purser.
When you return, you will compete in the next round.
Avalanche.
High up on the mountain, you see the silhouette of a man approaching through the heavy snow.
bellows through the roaring wind.
Who dares trespass on the sacred grounds of our priestess?
Hidden raider spring down the mountain with the dexterity of mountain goats.
It's only 30 for them.
Oh my god, it's more than that.
It's six of them.
All right, I'm gonna walk in.
These guys are annoying, Gary.
These guys first.
I killed that guy by one parry.
I have the blessing that makes the riposte better, right?
way. I want this one because I want the... I want to get the token and then I'll put
the other one back on. Okay, good. Oh boy, there was a- wait, what about with this? There
was a bunch of snow on the way? I didn't mean to skip that. Oh my goodness. You seek shelter
against a bluff pressing close to the rock face as the avalanche rose over and the
avalanche was coming in. Your assailant's weapon juts from the snow as you near, you realize
it is still clenched in his hand, his body buried to the wrist by the avalanche. Retrieve
the weapon or dig him out. I can help him? Should I get a weapon? I have a good weapon
right now. Let's dig him out. You brave the cold and free the raider from his icy
grave he takes a moment to catch his breath and says you saved me the we are
Henry's blood take my blessing and leave me to my thoughts the wheel game
but we've been seen it it slows it down that's awesome if I see it
I am torn between my loathing for noose, and my despair that the world is becoming less
strange and arcane as the empire spreads.
Nomech exchange.
You trespass on Nomech ground.
You trespass on Nomech grounds, human.
A voice calls out as a dozen small creatures leap from the trees around you.
The penalty for this transgression is death.
Take peace with your gods.
The lot of them.
First the territory of Trespassan no much lands and face the consequences.
Keepers isn't an impossible to hit gnomes cause snare
How do I how do I hit them?
Jesus I forgot about this. You just fucking kicked them. Get off me
Get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here
Get over here.
Alright.
The battered gnomes picked themselves up from the battlefield and you approach.
They approach you cautiously.
All right, the penalty for this transgression is no longer death, with Dr. Parley.
We seek arms to defend ourselves.
Hand over some of your equipment and we'll release you.
We can even pay you something.
I'll give you some food for a helmet.
I'll share the secrets of this land for a ring.
Give me a weapon I can wield and one for my brother.
They've got gold!
The gnomes all loudly shout their own offers trying to drown each other out.
I think I have a weapon, right?
How about...
Do they know this is the default one?
Here, take this one.
He surrendered the equipment to the gnomes, satisfied they offer payment in return.
Holy, that's a lot of money.
Oh my god, 80 bucks.
The toothless gnome looks perplexed.
A mighty war machine to be sure, but however will we wield it.
He turns to his brother and together with the other gnomes, they heave the weapon
into the bushes and out of sight.
I didn't get this over.
Could they not use it?
They really did bring my helmet.
The mountain is unforgiving.
You would not be the first to die upon its peak.
Well, this is another blessing, I'll do it.
Divine intervention.
After all of your rerolls in a dice game,
but re-roll your lowest dice. Wish I had that one.
A happy birthday to Lucia.
Who's Lucia?
We're, they're deleting Lucia.
I don't, what, what happened?
I wasn't looking to chat for a little bit.
Somebody spammed it like 30 times.
Can I get three more blessings or am I, I cooked?
Okay, another brew. Further up the mountain, the blizzard becomes so intense you barely
see the tiny cottage in gulfed in snow, and all the lady beckons you in.
I've received word from my sister's hawk, and have been expecting you. I may not be
as skilled as her, but this blessing potion I've whipped up is my best yet. Do you think
it's good enough to take to the high priestess?
Remember how great it worked last time?
I do.
No one knows what that is.
Thank goodness.
Score the exact target value in a dice game with to draw five equipment cards.
That's crazy.
Take a sip of the aromatic potion and feel a warm fuzzy feeling flowing through your
body.
Looks like my recipe is a success. I'm sure the high priestess would appreciate this one
Thank the old lady and continue at the mountain
Wizard
Fine cover don't fail I
Lost it. I want to say it's too, but I don't know
The snow is cleared and we're good.
Let's go up.
Another one.
Find cover again.
Uh, three.
Yeah.
We're good.
They're good.
Oh, the man in treacle.
Tie on a misty mountaintop.
Can you play Fortnite?
Uh, why are...
I'm not even gonna answer that.
Tie on a misty mountaintop, you discover a vicious-looking plant.
This gaping mouth looks more than capable of shredding you to pieces, but at its base you
notice some unusual fruit.
If you throw something, you may be able to distract the savage mouth, thus allowing you
to steal some fruit.
I think this is a food game card.
Um.
I'm not gonna do it.
You look for something suitable on the ground to throw, but quickly you lose your
way in the mist. Another avalanche. There's trespass in the sacred grounds of our priestess.
Okay, we're gonna dig the guy out again because he's a blessing. And I fucked up getting one
of the beginning so I might not have enough. I need six.
I need to get three more special moves.
Come on.
Two.
Should be able to get it, right?
Three.
Okay, that's the token for this weapon.
This sounds like fart with reverb on it.
Alright, nice.
Alright, what's the ring do?
Gain 10 max health and you have more blessings than curses or defend adds plus 1 to weapon
charge, that's good too.
Every third step does not consume food. That's huge later.
I feel like that's just good.
All right, let's dig them up.
Here comes the avalanche. Dodge it.
I gotta get to reroll because of the blessing, right?
Nice.
I'll take it
I don't want to equip that wait I got the exact
Right I get five equipment cards
Because I got the exact number
Shit that just took the blessing away. I'm not gonna get this one. That's too bad
All right, dig them up.
The combat boosts life to 75 when life drops below 25, then discard this.
I still need two more.
Walking through a shady forest, you encounter frail old maidens she stops to greet you.
For centuries, I have helped the mortals who find themselves lost in my forest is that
Anything that may help you with your journey.
A blessing would be great.
Uh, supplies.
I think this card is just good to put in any deck because it just gets stuff.
You could say I haven't worth it in my Jar of Miracle Whip.
It's up to you.
Yeah, I'll get the silver one but not the gold one.
The winds clear the dark clouds to reveal the spire of a ritual house protruding from
the summit.
You press on through thick snow to find the wooden structure adorned with spoils of war.
As you enter the Great Hall, the towering arch door swing open with a heavy creek.
A giantess, in a velvet robe, enters accompanied by raiders.
Malakhov's bowels are low to the ground.
My companion and I have been sent forth to discuss a truce between the Empire and the
Northerners, my lady.
So, so, they send me a silver-tongue devil-devil and his mercenaries.
I help for your section.
You have a decent offering over it.
You kneel before the High Priestess.
What a pitiful, pitiful effort, with the flick of her wrist bolts of lightning strike you.
The giant has collapsed, the sound ringing in the silent cold hall.
Oh, the small things survived it. Impressive, impressive.
But if you... that's from BioShock Infinite.
That's when... that happens in BioShock Infinite all the time.
It's a good game.
But if you wish to speak to me of a treaty, you must prove yourself against my champion.
The two of Frost, the T of Trapper and the B of the Berserker.
Berserker Champion.
The Zerker weapons are imbued with ice that slow their enemies' movements when they are...
Get out of my freaking way!
Why did I not put the other weapon on?
I'm using the old weapon still.
Uh oh.
I think BioShock Infinite was a great place to stop that series.
And I respect the fact that they made three of those games and they stopped.
Because it really felt like that was the last...
And if there was another one after that, 5-4, I think it would have been...
I don't know if anybody really...
I probably would have been like, eh.
They should have just cancelled Infinite. I liked Infinite, but it was good.
But then it was really good. What do you mean? They should have cancelled Infinite.
I actually played Infinite not that long ago, off-stream.
And by what I mean by that is like, at least a few years ago.
Probably two years ago. Just kind of in my own time.
And the game still holds up at least in like a narrative setting where it's just kind of
interesting that um it's a columbia like that columbia is so interesting and so beautiful and so
weird and so creepy and so bizarre the gameplay loop though i think does get it it's a it's not
it's kind of just it plays like the wicked witch of the west music every time you fight stuff
Um, it gets a little, it's a little dated, where it's just, just shoot these guys run
to next area, shoot these guys run to next area, shoot these guys run to next area.
But I like the story, I think the story in the setting is great.
The High Priestess draws herself up, the towering figure draped in fur and wrath.
The North will never bend to the Empire.
Blood for blood for blood for blood.
Those are my terms, Small One.
Let your leaders hear it and quake.
With that, you make a quick descent
to relay the message back to the general.
And I failed.
Humble Hammer, the Zerkers Creed, or the Extinguisher.
Winter Solstice, Burning Building, Temple Prayers, Cartographer.
start with food. Okay, so now I can choose to start with one of these.
Did I- I got tokens, didn't I? Ooh, I did get tokens. I thought I didn't get any.
Wait, no, I- no, I didn't. I think this is DLC.
Unrest in Iron Peak.
New challenge available on the challenge map. The map maker.
Oh, it's the weapon token, right?
I think that might have been a part of a bigger one.
Yeah, so I got the silver medal.
And this goes all the way across the bottom of the... that, by the way, there's a lot
of... plus there's other adventure stuff.
I might just play this on stream just randomly.
But, I'm gonna take a quick break, I'll be back and we'll check in on the island for
a little bit.
It's pretty much Arkham Sorcery, yeah, I think eventually the, when you start unlocking
a lot of cards and you end up having like a hundred cards to choose from, it gets
a lot of fun to make little decks, try to get more cards, more cards.
I'd say at about the around here, like the hierophant, the chariot,
once you get the kind of midway point here, it starts to get actually pretty challenging.
And you have to really care about what's going into the deck.
But I would have considered this one of my favorite PC games, probably.
When it came out, I think it's wonderful.
And it could just be something that you see for a couple of hours on streams.
just like we've been doing with the Tomodachi life.
I'll be right back, speaking of that, let's check on the island.
And I will see you guys very shortly.
Any like, 3-4 minutes.
Uh, Tidal, let's make the title. Let me see, I'm gonna make a good title right now.
It's a good title.
I
Island
Sun
Sunday, yeah, how about does the day of the stream is Sunday?
With a cat face
No, how about I
I can't do the cafes I think when you I think I crossed 40 years old I can't do that
Sunday Island yay what is up Sunday Island yay what is up without a question mark
Facebooking with Frankie.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'll keep- I don't care about the title, whatever.
It's fine.
Alright, I'll be back.
you
you
Hello, I'm back.
the
Okay
Oh my god
Welcome back to the island.
Let's see how things are going.
with dachi life live in the dream welcome to Facebook island why is he naked
we interrupt to bring you some breaking news here's what's happening on our
island it's all over it's perfect for the current season have been added to
the wishing fountain. Going forward new wishes may be available when every new season comes around.
Stop by the wishing fountain to learn more. Thanks for watching. I'm Void of the Tall.
And you're up to date?
God...
I like him. Hold the Express Ready set live!
Liv, how's it going in here?
Um...
Good evening.
It may just be my imagination, but...
I get the feeling that Pukitsa has a crush on me.
You'd be probably correct.
Uh, I should ask for a date.
I guess.
Yeah, maybe I will.
If we both feel the same way, it only makes sense, right?
I would say that if it's both of you are having a good time,
then we're actually going to do it.
Oh, Cookie saw.
It seems your love for me is more than you can bear.
What other choice do I have?
Don't let you go out with me.
What the hell's going on man?
I'm gonna go out with you.
So, Kathy and Cookie Monster are there apparently, they've been sweethearts for a day.
How about...
How about like, crumb?
Hey, crumb, long time, let's see.
Pizza and crumb.
I don't like cookie crumbs.
I don't you just want to do that dance to this what's the dance called but the
mic and I think of the name of the dance not that's Charleston the what is it
the Carlton I just want to do I just want to get up and do the carlton of
this laptop how about do yoga yoga DVD
Uh oh.
Look who's showed up.
His eyes, see his eyes, he just went, oh no!
We just received some breaking news.
We've just received some other news.
It is being out of our budget to celebrate 10 boosts to our residents' happiness levels.
Let's go up to the event.
One boosts we got.
That's a bronze trophy. Where's the gold?
Give me a bronze trophy.
And we're going to express appreciation for PJ.
It truly was the work.
Untrusting. Interrupting.
Make everything you've done to make this island a wonderful place.
Now it might be nice if the meese had a place to gather, enjoy a meal, and chat.
How about a restaurant?
Is a restaurant in town?
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Here's what's happening on our island.
To worry about a food serving establishment known as a restaurant has opened on Facebook.
This will be a great place for people to get together for the purpose of talking with their mouth full.
I can't wait to eat while staring at someone else's face the whole time.
And residents set in a very sarcastic tone.
Thanks for watching.
I'm not an armadon.
I miss Peggy.
And you're up to date.
You look like Timmy Turner.
Whatever.
Okay, grab them, put them in the restaurant at any time.
It's perfect spot for me to get along to chat and hang out.
I got a lot of shit I gotta do here, hold on.
I got my donations for the day.
I got money.
I got money to spend.
Oh no, stir!
I'll get somebody to help.
Well, they're on a date. They can't help you. What am I wearing? I'm taking a bath. Who's available?
at all.
Hey!
Are you alright?
Please help me.
Little of this.
Let's go shove that hand.
Oh, I'm starting to feel better.
Please help me.
Little of this. A scotch of that. And...
Oh, I'm starting to feel better.
Can somebody please explain to me what this character is?
You're so kind.
Don't worry about it.
Uh, yeah.
I grew a snot rocket into the sink.
And it inspired me.
It was last night, late at night.
What difference?
Love a lot.
Should we send somebody on vacation?
Come on. What about... yeah, give me plurix.
I can make some interesting looking roads.
Everybody good?
I am not good.
Huh?
I'm looking for something to do.
Wanna play Shadow Quiz with me?
Yes.
Alright, I failed this last time.
Here's your first, Mr. Shadow.
What do you think it is?
Um...
It has to be that, right?
The answer is...
So...
Next, your second mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
It's definitely like a dead squirrel.
Is it alive?
Oh, okay, I thought the bottom was the head.
I thought the bottom part was the head
the head and it was like right over like a car
I thought his tail was his head
is that the tahini christini
no it wasn't that it wasn't that circular
You lost nuts. Good
Congratulations
We could have gotten Frankie Sunday
What's going on here?
Gosh, Kevin, you're talking up in those interesting things.
Oh, stop, Tess.
You're way more entertaining to listen to.
When you get going, I laugh so hard I need to take my sights back together.
No way, you're entirely wrong.
When you start talking, I start thinking yours should be broadcast to the world.
Everyone should hear what you have to say.
No, no. You're totally wrong. The things you talk about are brilliant.
Some day, scientists will study your brain to see how you come up with this stuff.
Well, now you're disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing.
The things you talk about should be animated and turned into feature-length films.
Everyone says so?
Uh...
Okay...
are they how they don't case they want to turn this into a film let's give it a good ending and stop talking
okay oh
we got multiple things going on here where they get pizza
okay star wants to be friends with void avatar
Something you need
What fantasy monster do you think you could take in a fight?
I could take
The Goblin a dragon a yeti an alien I could take
You know yeah, I have one-on-one hand-to-hand combat
Bigfoot
I'm sure am.
Okay.
I'm sure am.
I'm sure am.
Yeah. Sure am.
Okay. Well, to need something.
I think everybody is good.
New clothes? Let's check it out.
I kind of want this. It changes every day, right?
I gotta get this for somebody.
Maybe that.
Okay, I want to wear that.
Or this.
Some pepper?
Okay.
Some pepper?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON UNDERTALE!!!
I can't believe there's a crossover!
Welcome!
Oh shit, that's a cool room.
A thousand dollars?
Oh, it's something, isn't it? Okay. He looks ridiculous. He looks fine.
Please come again.
Okay, I know who I'm making.
Alright, you have to guess who I'm gonna make.
I'm not gonna tell you what I'm making, I'm gonna just create.
Okay, this one is, I think, gonna be very easy.
Maybe not.
Should I make a hard one first?
This one will not take very long.
Okay, let's see if you can figure out who I'm making.
You're gonna get it in like a second.
I got to get these right.
Yeah, it's Ms. Pac-Man.
And the nose is up higher.
Not big nose, right? It's kind of little.
Just a big mouth.
You're making-
Okay, actually, you might pivot.
I'm making the default just-
No, I'm not making default emoji.
But that's kind of funny.
Just the emoji.
Just- hold on.
Let me see what I got my phone right here. Is that what just emoji woman looks like?
But I want to make this back man
It does kind of look like just the just an emoji just the default emoji
No, this is Ms. Pac-Man.
Okay.
Eyes further apart.
I'll just laugh.
They need to be, um,
They need to be, um, the eyes need to be thinner.
There's gonna be a lot of eyelashes too.
I can't squish these anymore than I already did.
I can't.
They kind of look like that though.
I could, you know what, I could paint them on.
I'm gonna paint them on.
I'm going for a paint.
Don't oh god me, don't oh god.
Oh, he's gonna make the Tazgri and that will took him two hours to make that.
So, hey who, so what?
In this game you make emojis and they fight and fuck, okay?
That's what happens in this game, alright?
No, they don't.
Fight and fuck island.
I don't want to go there.
I don't want to go to fight and fuck island.
That's a place I don't want to be.
I don't want to take a vacation there!
Okay, let me...
I gotta relax.
I gotta chill. I gotta chill out so I can fucking complete this.
But yeah, my point is, is that you make me's and you let them walk around and talk to each other. That's the whole game.
He should have spent less time on it.
And guess what? That Tasmanian Devil is one of the best Tasmanian Devils I've ever made.
All right, let's go paint, please.
I can't laugh at that.
I can't laugh like this.
I need to just chill.
Okay.
They look like this.
They're a little different like that.
Hold on.
How do you copy something?
They're kind of apart like this.
That's good enough.
There's two kind of little slits that are right here and here.
Look at this.
That is not the right color. Wait, I can do a race.
Okay, and it's like right here.
Did they go up at all?
They're a little bit wider at the front, and they kind of go to a point, like this.
It's not that far out.
I think that's fine.
Maybe a little bit more, one more.
Doesn't have to be perfect.
The same Tasmanian Devil.
Okay, that's good.
Then we need eyelashes.
And I think it's purple, purple, purple eyeshadow
and eyelashes.
And then she's got these, I can do eyebrows too.
All right, are we doing classic, like 1500s in this
Pac-Man, are we doing more modernized, modern Ms.
Pac-Man?
Like classic 1500s horse and buggy horse poop
everywhere that I think that's what I'm doing.
Yeah.
All right.
So it's just so let's do that.
We'll do eyeshadow.
Because it's either eyeshadow or no eyeshadow.
Let's try it.
Let's try the eyeshadow.
Kind of like a light purpley pink.
And we're gonna put eyelashes and then we're done.
This one looks so weird.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Eyelashes, they're just like a little...
It looks like there's two that come off of each eye.
They kind of go like this.
I don't care.
Puba care.
Pubes.
Whatever.
There's only two.
She has two eyelashes and they- I don't care.
People saying pubes time them up immediately. I don't care if 10,000 people get removed
Time them all up. Time them all up. Get rid of
Good enough.
Alright we're good, done.
I want it to do a 5 second timeout.
Do I need the bow?
We need the big gloves if we can do it.
And that was just a little higher.
That was the mouth too.
Okay, good. Ms. Pac-Man is done.
She just has a mole. Where's the mole?
I don't see that on the classic one.
Where's the mole?
Ms. Pac-Man mole.
Okay, it's on the mouse.
to the on the left side. Let me just put it on through here, right? There. Okay. And that's it.
And the bow will have to come later whenever I can get a bow.
So we got to do gloves and a bow.
Is it dash Ms. Pac-Man or is it dash, right?
Should we just add Pac-Man to?
My name is Ms. Pac-Man.
Okay. Should we, should we make it easy to have, should it just be everybody?
Like you just everybody just doesn't care everybody is like it's everybody will just say anybody I
Feel like I kind of screwed up the island by having
literally like
Five straight dudes and like one gay guy is like the whole island. I thought I feel like I got a screwed up
How old is Ms. Pac-Man?
Why did you do that?
I don't know, I'm just making bees, man!
and fuck islands.
No, that's not what you do.
You like watch them go to restaurants and make friends.
I was just annoyed at that chatter that said that I'd made it took too long to make Tasmanian
Devil.
That's not what I actually meant.
She's 50.
She's 44.
She kind of has a go.
Hahahaha
My name is Miss Kat, my name is Miss Kat
My name is Miss tech
My name is miss kat
The video is whenever i join the elephant
My name is Miss Cat, my name is Miss cat,
Ah, right in the middle.
Polite, varied energy.
I think she's right in the middle here.
She's pretty quirky.
Considerate.
Dreamer idealistic and romantic often has their head in the clouds but finds a
lot of great ideas up there
welcome let's build a house from his pack man I have to make I could expand the
island man this is getting a little crazy
this is getting crazy I need to build out like a I need to put
Everybody's living in a neighborhood somewhere.
This is awful. I can't listen to this.
Yeah, she comes with subtitles, don't worry.
Here have a Power Pellet French Toast.
Alright, I'm going to make somebody else's room, let's get another couple of people.
I'm going to try to make, I could give you the, I made a little list of people that
I was like, you know what, I could make them.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Let's play no repeats.
I like this game, this one's fun.
No repeats.
Hm.
What's the copy, my friend?
Uh.
Cheese.
You have the regular default clothes.
I gotta get him a different shirt on.
Pickles.
Pickles.
Fishcakes.
Ah, fishcakes is a lucky.
Give me a present now.
A goldfish.
That's cool.
Oh good thing I left. I hope he's not going to poop into the tube part of the toilet paper.
I don't think he knows what I'm wearing. He really is stupid isn't he?
Okay.
Should I make...
Bugleberry?
Mario?
Or...
Ula-la from Space Channel 5?
I'm going to make them all, so who do I make right now?
Make more women?
I've got, I guess, what, three, four, and one woman?
We'll put Doola-Lala in there.
I also got one- I don't even know how I'm going to make this one.
I want to make Peach as well.
There's also a- alright.
I might make this one just to see if you guys can get who it is.
I need a picture though.
Okay, this is- I don't know what's going to get this.
I'm not even sure I would... no, there's no way you would get this.
No one's gonna get this.
This is none of the people I just said.
No, that one's hair. I thought this was hair color. Girl, what the hell's going on?
It's not large marge, but that was a good guess.
Large marge.
That's kind of close. Kind of. The face needs to be there.
No, it's not Skrillexed.
It's not Skrillex!
I think...
Hold on, maybe...
a little more, kinda... like this?
It's hard to see... okay, there's like four different pictures of this person I'm looking at.
I think it's like this.
Now it's not Coraline's mom.
The color of her eyes.
I just got so many ads.
I literally had so many ads that almost crashed my computer.
Clicking on a fucking Google image.
Look, I'm doing a terrible job, by the way.
This is a terrible job.
This is a shit job.
Then you all know it soon enough.
No, I anyone would get this it is so out of conflict. There's no it's just as you would not get it
No one would get it. No one
Why would you get this?
This is just a quick one I want to make just to get some more people on the island
It's kind of like a smoky blue?
Is it a smoky blue?
I don't know.
It's not Kamala Harris.
It's not a gull.
Alright, we're pretty much done.
Color her eyes.
blue?
Are they blue or am I just stupid?
What color are Bella goth's eyes from the Sims?
Somebody got it.
Wow, that's crazy.
Yeah, okay, this person actually got it.
Unbelievable. Are they brown?
They're like hazel.
Can I hear?
All right, there we go. I look off.
This is like a regular lady. Who is this person? Why here? This is really important, your
Your mom me here.
Why is there so huge?
I don't know, the scale got all messed up.
And then again wherever we're making everybody
All right, how old is Bella got?
30 35 40
45 I would say like 36
It depends on the game, but 40 works, I'll just do 40.
38.
I don't like how high the mouth is, but it's okay.
Oh!
No!
I don't want to hear that anymore!
Stop repeating it!
Alright, she's definitely honest.
She's very flat.
Like, she's her personality, her energy's a little flat.
She's chill.
She's not core, she's normal.
Normal, normal, normal.
Probably very polite.
Preserved.
Perfectionist.
Okay.
Inspired, imaginative.
okay inspired imaginative let's keep them rolling after we get a house here I'm
going to connect we're gonna make an entire neighborhood over here but that's a
far away that the goth family usually is in the citizens neighborhood anyways so
it's fine nice to meet you I'm Bella goth I'm a reserved perfectionist I'm
I'm serious, particular, and pretty clever, if I do say so myself.
Should we put a sim's crystal above her head?
I'll look forward to living here.
We'll get something that looks like it.
Wait, can I draw that in?
Can I- I can edit her, right?
Shit.
I could draw it like here.
Let's make her a pest.
Why is the hair coloring it? Make a custom hat?
I can put it right here, put it right here.
I'll have to write it in front of her nose.
It's temporary.
Okay, this is a temporary solution.
That's just temporary till we get a hat.
She has to have a...
Do we have a dress?
I just got one, didn't I?
Red dress.
Yep, there it is.
put this on. That is pretty great. She doesn't like it but that's the way that she's supposed to look.
Now go enjoy the island.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news. We've just received some breaking news.
Now that the island is home to 10 residents, we've received a report of the island vibes.
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Cast of characters that is.
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island vibes island lingo how many ponderings is resolved so much stuff about facebook speaking of
ponderings
i'm sorry dude but that's not going to happen
and you have to get friends probably
Say absolutely.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think so.
I hope you're right. I could totally see us getting closer.
Okay.
I need to get some food here.
Here, you know you're gonna eat your favorite food.
It's rebellious!
Negative men as friends.
Alright.
There's something about this Tudor that's exciting for me!
It just feels fresh and new.
Alright, I'm doing alright.
Somebody else needs something? Oh, Ms. Pac-Man needs something.
Looks like Ms. Pac-Man is frozen and can't move.
I'll take care of this.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
This is the source of the problem.
Excuse me?
Like-minded?
No, it was to Ms. Pac-Man. And it's all thanks to you and Jay.
It's okay.
Oh, we need clothes here.
Do we have boots?
She has a lot of clothes.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Just those big, well, big red boots, right?
I guess this is the way we do this for now.
This is kind of like a bow.
And then... these are close enough.
Oh my god.
Oh, you guys are fucking crazy.
I can make them red.
There's red boots right now in the shop, really.
Wait, hold on, that'll indeed sound.
Um, good evening.
I feel like I could use a style update.
You know, something new to wear.
Okay, how about a pair of shoes?
I'll get you something. How about a um does somebody need these?
What is that? I gave her a tail.
Oh goodness. She loves it.
Oh, Miss Piggy, that's right.
I've been having some pretty strange dreams lately.
So give that to her.
Turn on the vacuum cleaner.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, emergency situation.
So I've kind of got a knack for these things.
Your favorite color is Emerald Green.
Did I get it?
No.
Well, that's the only color I do like.
Captain Karn's just sits there and eats and just talks shit to people.
It's weird.
I feel so relaxed when we're together.
It's like I could say anything and just be myself, you know.
Oh, huh, I was going to say, you look a little nervous to me.
Well, now I am.
Do you like me?
Yes or no?
Answer quick.
That's a weird thing to ask.
oh maybe okay that stings i didn't specify yes or no
it's not good we're in trouble oh
oh
wait you're strangers with captain crunch we gotta change that right now pardon me did i have a
moment my name is stir nice to meet you stir I'm happy right have they not met
once how is it possible
Virtual Boy Rency Virtual Boy Comp Virtual Boy Life Combo Virtual Boy Saber Virtual Boy
Magic Team Virtual Boy Planet Petals
Hey dude replace this with POE.
What's up?
Can you do my room next time?
And you got a scenario there.
He could probably talk about PoE for like a week straight.
He just ran dude.
He kicked out the guy that...see you later dude.
You're not...we're not having fun with you anymore.
Get out of here.
Go run home.
Replace the friend.
That was so awful, but whatever. Let's check on him. Is he alright?
Hmm. He's okay.
I can make time.
What do you think it is?
Glue.
Milk.
The answer is...
Milk.
Red stuff.
Your second pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Cherries.
The answer is...
Cherries.
And finally, the last pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Espresso?
That's an espresso
Sounds so good. I haven't had coffee in like three months. I took a sip out of a coffee one time in the last three months
And it was a horrible idea
A nice cappuccino or something sounds great
New album? That's cool.
Okay, John Health.
No, you don't understand. I want...
I wonder what CJ is doing right now.
Wait, she's doing yoga.
She learned yoga.
Oh, look at that.
Could you sip it and spit it out like a wine tasting?
probably bet I don't know I'm that I want to drink it I want to go into my bloodstream
Yeah, this place sucks. You're right. Um, should I buy something for you? Yeah, let's get you
or something. Welcome!
This is the kind of room, I think, yeah, he would have a whole marble house.
That's so much money though.
He's giving the blank white room.
Thank you very much! Please come again!
he is void of at all it looks great now thank you time to do some renovating we're
gonna redo some of the town layout we're gonna have a little neighborhood section
over on the right side we have the shopping in the middle well should
Residents be in the middle shopping on the left or right.
I think I'm doing shopping and recreation here.
And then maybe have back here be the residential area.
Okay, let's do that
When you oh wait, what is Bella got dreaming about?
The only thing better than an axolotl is a massive excess of them
Wait, an axolotl friend?
I gotta give it to her, right?
What's up?
I'm not gonna give her a dirty sock.
It's in the pet section.
You need to eat something. Hold on.
Here, have an apple.
Yum!
Pet's Tab
Oh, there's a pet's tab. Okay, here.
You just had a dream about this, and I brought one to you.
Okay.
Uh, we definitely need some...
No, cute.
Maybe it's the only friend she has because she's isolated.
Oh, okay. Uh, let's do some... let's go. Island Builder.
Move all the houses over here and then we'll figure out who wants to be neighbors.
I think I'm going to keep this as the queen house, you know what I mean?
Yeah, maybe I'll have food, the kind of cereal roll or something, but I have like Cartoon
Avenue.
All right, that's everybody, right?
Sides of the big house.
Okay, let me go to build and let's do
Yeah, let's get grass out there first.
Let's just make a bunch of, how does this cost money?
Good.
It's free.
We'll make it look nicer later.
Okay, so, now let's get some roads.
Well, let me place where I want to place.
So here we go.
I'm going to put...
This is Stir.
We'll put humans up here.
Video game characters are going to be down here.
Food related characters will be over here for now.
Would you consider this to be a cartoon character or food related?
That's a more cartoon.
You kind of cartoon character.
Uh, there's a human, I guess.
There's a human, I guess.
Captain Crunch is a- I mean, it's a cartoon, whatever, food-related.
Well, it has you're not a human.
Alright, Taz, Cookie Monster.
Put Ms. Piggy next to Taz, put a little spot in the middle there.
Okay.
Then these two can live together up here.
And you can actually go here, like right there.
Maybe I should move this over there.
No.
This stays.
Yeah, it stays.
Alright, get the road tool.
Passwall.
And let's go like this.
That's a thick road.
do that.
I'm sure I don't know what I'm doing here.
No, I thought that was the same. How do I get that?
What is that thing called?
It's cobblestone? Just regular cobblestone? What is that?
I think it was a match.
It's concrete? Okay, it's concrete.
I'm going to delete this, it is fucked up.
I'll fix it, don't worry.
I'm moving this house. I don't want this here.
Bro, what are you doing? I'm just thinking, let me think. I don't know what I want to do.
My behind is, what does it mean, grass path? What the fuck is this? I want grass block.
Oh shit.
I was going to reset this.
because this house is just doesn't make any sense up there.
Yeah, bring these d- actually no, I like- I'm gonna make a little garden.
Yeah, this is gonna get out of here too.
Somewhere over here.
Okay, now I'm going to build, I just want to do one road just going here.
I had a, I don't know what I was thinking before, but it wasn't this.
Nobody has cars?
That's fine.
Okay, I'm gonna change this. I'm gonna be this different
I could have put a beach over here.
Can I fit all three of them on this?
I definitely can, right?
Beach here, beach right here too. Or maybe something else. What, what, what, what, what
am I gonna do? Suburb Hell. It's not Suburb Hell. It kind of is. What about right on the
water of bricks. We'll do some more beach over here. You've heard of park man. There's
There's a park that's going to go right here.
Why is this such a dip?
I was going to stub their toe on that.
All right, that's fine. Good enough for now.
I'll figure it out later.
Okay, I want the restaurant.
The restaurant's fine there.
These are fine together.
This is clothes. Food.
Let's put the food with the restaurant.
This can stay here for now.
Just make one giant concrete mega block.
I could do that.
This is kind of ugly here, but it is very much like town center.
This is the town, the do's and the wishing fountain and I feel like it's fine right
there for now.
Okay, that's fine. I'm good with this for now.
Pawn Shop, this is going to be here.
I can't help it, there's not space for this.
You know the stray buildings that sit around anywhere?
No, not for now.
All right, cool.
That's good for now.
Let's want to get it out of the way.
Your backyard.
That's not a good view.
Oh, shit.
That's the back of this other person's house.
Okay.
Well, it's don't matter.
Let him die.
How bout...
It has me in it all.
Ta-da!
Are you trying?
Please, pick... help me.
You want this?
Let's push it back in.
Oh, I'm starting to feel better.
It looks like I did the Taz on the back of a long road trip with the stylus pen on the
switch. And there's a bumpy fucking road.
Well they're getting along this one.
Let's see what's new in that restaurant.
Lobster. Wearing lobster and sashimi tonight.
Who should try the lobster?
Who miss Piggy?
Pop!
Do you want some lobster?
Do you need me?
Yum!
Likes it?
Do you like it more than popcorn?
You do, all right.
She loves I'm gonna feed her and another once or twice
Yeah, that is a misciguism if ever we're seeing one
I actually think sleep is overrated. I can get by on less than you think.
Okay.
I look a lot bog off sleeping again.
Why is she the only one sleeping?
Uh oh.
Don't push me.
Okay.
I'm definitely not chickening out.
Ah.
Ah!
I could never do this.
That's one experience I will just never have.
The bungee jumping to me is just...
Why are you jumping?
To your just... death connected to a little cord.
Oh, uh, what's up?
That's the point.
That's too much for me.
Do you like sashimi?
Yum.
Okay, you really like it. Don't love it, though.
Would you jump if we donated enough?
Um, that would imply that I was connected to one.
I have no idea what Bella Godd would say about anything.
How about...
I'm gonna give somebody a camera.
Little bubbles.
I feel like she might think that's fun.
Thank you.
No relationships at all. We gotta change that. Let's go. What am I doing?
you're going to meet somebody you're going to meet uh go go meet stir stir has a problem
though hold on oh boy hold on a second that look you get used to hear that
I need to clear my own no I may not know Kathy Mitchell very well but I know fate has big
plans for us stir it's not healthy it's not healthy no share your feelings now hey fate
got it wrong I don't know shared now it's gonna be so awkward
share my feelings just like humiliate him
well I mean Kathy Mitchell and I barely know each other but it'll probably be
Fine. Where should I confess my love?
At the restaurant at the island spot.
Let's go to the island spot. This isn't a good place to confess.
How about on the beach?
Do it in front of the pasta italiana
How should I confess my feelings?
No, what are we doing to him?
What kind of catchphrase would express my feelings?
Dump a sloppy cookie eating fucking dweeb.
Should I change what I'm wearing first?
Yes, you should change.
Where?
Oh, I didn't give him the- I was going to give him the trash can.
I can't give it to him, can I?
Naruto cosplay?
Go for this Naruto!
Hold on.
I can't. How about just fine, fine, fine. Go on. Go on, go for her.
Naruto Cosplay.
Dump the sloppy cookie eating fucking dweeb.
Oh shit, wait that's me not done with a cookie monster. What am I doing here?
The one who truly loves Kathy. Who's me? Oh no.
I'm the one who's always loved Kathy Mitchell. Even more than life itself.
Kathy, who's she? She's already, she's already, I'm hanging out with a cookie monster.
I'm actually going out with Kukitsa.
So, I can't date anyone here.
Aw, no, he's crushed.
He's absolutely decimated.
Oh no, it's sad.
He just lost a level.
He literally died in Diablo 2 of Hell.
He literally lost a fucking full experience bar.
Alright, he's not happy.
Happy Mitchell shot me down.
Here, I have something for you. Just make it happy. Here.
Let's rub salt in the water. Take this dirty salt.
What if I give him the trophy?
Here, how about a crystal ball, that you can see a new future for yourself?
That's perfect.
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
Happy Mitchell shot me down
Let's play pixel quiz something crazy just happened Kevin. I don't know if I can put pixel quiz right now this drama
I don't know. Salami?
The answer is...
Salami!
It's a red salami. That is a bright red.
Your second Kicillator, madam.
What do you think it is?
That's tempura.
The answer is...
Tempura!
And finally, the last kid's slated item. What do you think it is?
Seafood platter?
The correct answer is...
Seafood platter.
That looks kinda good.
good except take off the octopus take off the crawfish take off them honestly
just leave me the swordfish at the top
congratulations you won
time for your prize
A book, that's a book, a metal, paper, paper, it's Wario.
Okay, fine.
Let's get Cookie Monster a new...
Cholera.
Cholera.
Cholera.
Cholera.
Is there a candy room or anything?
This one could be a candy room.
Is a candy room in the fountain?
Please come again!
Well, that thought cookie monster.
Huh?
Let's play coin spin together.
I don't think we've seen this one.
Guess which side the coin will land on when it stops spinning.
What do you think it'll be?
Hands or tails?
What do you think it'll be?
Answer Tails!
Tails never fails.
Tails? Huh?
Well, let's see if you're right.
Thank you.
It's Tails!
You win, Big K!
Congratulations! You won! Time for your prize!
I get a lot of prizes. That is a Nintendo Switch. Oh, what?
It's not the switch, it's the game on the switch.
Oh, that's right, look at that, we were roommates. That makes that even weirder.
That's good to know, all right.
There's a lot of people that need stuff.
You want a new room, but I'm not doing that yet.
Very sad
Live with captain all right, that's a good idea
I
I did say that the next time this popped up I'd pick it because I put it in the game.
I looked over at chat and it was like, oh, I think you're right.
I'll go talk to him.
That's not a great way to open up play.
If we should be roommates.
You want to live together by the way.
We play Russian roulette every day.
What's up, Chas?
No, if the two of us live together, what's something you think we enjoy doing everyday?
Let's say it together.
One, three, one, two, three.
Coming along.
Having a long chat now you don't want to put a gun to your head every day?
Are you sure you don't want to spin a chamber, a bullet chamber and then put a gun like in your fucking head
You mouth every day, Captain?
That didn't go over well.
Oh, no.
It's even like a week. It's kind of sitting in a white room
It hasn't had food in at least three or four days
How about do you like lobster?
Yeah, you're kind of a weird guy you would love this
Yeah
I'm a crab man myself
I feel like I'm getting closer to who I truly am.
Oh, man.
Not gonna lie, I get jealous when I see someone with a sugar.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Here, you take this.
He hated it.
What about? I don't want to give you all the good stuff.
Alright, we gotta get a new...
Oh my god.
What on earth are you doing, man?
Oh, that's not...
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah, okay.
We're just gonna move on from that.
I didn't even... I didn't even leave the room!
I was still there!
What are you doing, dude?
Fucking lunatic!
Okay, there's a- apparently there's a candy room.
There it is. Nice.
Did you make that person do specifically neglect them?
That person is in a really great spot.
He's got prime real estate.
He's right here, right on the beach, right next to stir.
Right down the street from Bella Goff.
He's having a good time.
You alright?
What is he doing?
Nothing.
Oh.
Hold on.
We've got a moment.
I feel like I'm being watched.
It's probably just your imagination.
I'm probably going to call it here so I'm getting a little tired.
I'm going to eat some dinner too.
I'm sure of it.
Someone's watching.
I'm going to call it here so I'm getting a little tired.
I'm going to eat some dinner too.
Someone's watching.
I'm going to call it here so I'm getting a little tired.
someone's watching me
oh, there's someone in the ceiling
is there someone in the ceiling?
no way
maybe you're right
it's just my imagination
There is somebody here.
I know he needs a new outfit or something, he does that.
Let me do that first.
Let me give you something that's not...
Here, put on this.
The distinguished gentleman.
I just didn't recognize who it was.
I forgot who he was.
I have to buy it, don't I?
Oh no, I get it again, I thought I had to buy it.
That looks awesome.
What do you think?
It looks great now. Thank you.
Cookies and pastries and all kinds of delicious candies and jams and jellies.
I need a bit of hangout session.
That's where I did give him a laptop.
I thought that was the, that's the cat, I thought that was the tahini, christaini still.
He's still all messed up. I don't know what to do about that.
Alright, I think there's some progress that's made today.
Let me see if I can do anything about this.
Can I help you at all?
I think I'm just tired.
Kathy Mitchell shot me down.
That's a food.
What about...
Do you like...
Retry Lobster?
Go check the news.
He really likes Lobster.
How about a toy?
How about this tile?
This mojong tile.
He loves mahjong.
He's still sad.
Give me goldfish.
Look, I'm gonna give all of the stuff we have.
Here, you, you're a gamer.
Try this puzzle game.
Doesn't even like video games.
Don't get sad for that.
Give it back then. Somebody else will appreciate it.
Come with me.
What?
Wait, you're meeting somebody else.
We're bringing you to...
Go talk to Ms. Backman.
Look, she needs help.
Do... help!
You have an opportunity to be making a new friend here
She's choking she's gonna die
Oh, no, I don't go here. I don't want to put him back here. Oh
Get out get out get out get back here get back here back
Oh, I'll get somebody else.
I'll do it.
I'm unsure of what to do.
Does nobody know how to solve this?
I don't want to just do it.
I wanted it to be a...
Alright, come on Bella.
Look at that.
That's cool.
They're discussing the clout out like the vibe of their excuse me?
What are you talking about?
Do I have to do it?
Maybe she'll know what to do.
What the hell is she?
I wanted that I'm talking about the pizza I call it a co-op pizza ha did you
gotta move on this is getting a little this is getting a little static now
Chul, you're such a meanie.
Yuck.
Are you alright?
Tuck, tucker?
Alright, Bella's got this under control.
Well, this is really, really strange.
But I'm sure you'll be fine.
Yelling outside of her house, not just outside of her house, down the street.
He's 2,000 yards away from her house.
No need to thank me.
Okay.
I can't believe you, Kathy Mitchell.
Kathy Mitchell, you're such a meanie.
Hold on, these are fighting words I've ever heard of them.
Where's the Cookie Monster?
Kathy Mitchell, I'll always cherish the pizza.
I call it a Ko-Oh Pizza.
Hi, you gave me.
He wants it back?
What did he give her?
What did he give her?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Somebody go talk to him!
Yeah...
I'm your friend, Mimi
What the fuck are you all doing?
Somebody talk to him!
Oh, what?
I'm your friend, Mimi
I'm your friend, Mimi
I'm your friend, Mimi
Hey, this pathman...
I'm taking on this guy
I don't I don't want them I wanted somebody to go talk to stir
He's just so sad
At least they're friends now that's fine. You can't socialize while he's sad somebody could cure him up
Whoa.
Sorry.
I just want some time alone right now.
Wait, what if I get him a new house?
I do that.
We got to get him a new interior or something, right?
Where is it?
I don't like that.
I don't know where he is.
Dude, you can't bring that in here.
Get rid of that sock, man.
That's disgusting.
On the table.
On the table, you put it.
That's revolting.
This dude is insane.
He's on a date with his sock.
Oh man.
And he...
I don't even want to go there.
Something on your mind.
I don't know, it's on your mind.
Where's this music coming from?
What is this music?
It's a weird like Disneyland ride.
What's going on?
It's from the 3DS game, okay.
Alright, I think that's a good one.
Taz has been asleep all long time.
Is he good?
Big speed.
Why do I have a notification?
Is it just because stir is okay?
Yeah.
All right, that's it.
I'll see you guys later.
I think.
From what I.
Saw.
We may be doing some horseman stuff soon.
the next day or two.
That door only opens one way.
Cool. Alright.
Let me save the game and call it there.
I will continue this in the next couple of days, maybe two or three days, or the next
time I stream alone, but I think, I don't think anybody said anything, I think the idea
was that tomorrow or Wednesday made sense.
God will see. Just keep an eye on the suss. Yeah, I might just show up. I might not.
And I'll see you later.
Take care of yourselves. Have a good rest of your evening. That's probably pretty
late for a lot of people right now. It is 10 Pacific, which means it is late.
Take care. See you later. Have a good one.
Sign off.
I am not sure if you can hear me or not, but I am not sure if you can hear me or not, but I am not sure if you can hear me or not.