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Good evening. Welcome to a terrifying double feature. Second stream in one day. Whoa. Today's
horrifying, terrible movie.
Actually, it's going to be a scary game.
But you're too afraid to use it.
I wonder if that movie is going to be that the whole time.
When does that movie come out?
This summer or this winter or something?
Because I got to get Bugleberry back in action before that movie comes up.
So many people do.
Okay.
A lot of people said I just missed the notification.
How many of you just saw the notification and thought it was from for earlier today?
because a wave of people just showed up.
I've been live for about two minutes,
three minutes now, five minutes now.
The chat just exploded in 10 seconds.
Anyone want to be honest?
I'll be honest with you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm addicted to Tom Adachi's life.
And if I play that game, that means I need to stream that game.
But that's not what we're doing immediately.
There are other games that I want to play, but there's been a couple of additions.
I did commission out some character work for, um, fight and fucking gay island, whatever
it's called.
Uh, I got Holly made a couple of characters and I was like, I want those small and bisexual.
Oh, but those of you that don't, you weren't here.
I forgot.
I'm not still live.
So that's, there's a vaude, you go watch that vaude.
Without the context of earlier, you're like, wait, what is the name of this place called?
Anyways, I'm back.
It's not going to be a long stream.
This is going to be just like a chill late night hangout for a little bit, maybe like
an hour or two.
I'm going to check back in the island, but first of all, I want to play this game.
Where is it?
I want to play this game.
This game is called Creature Kitchen.
And I've had this downloaded for like two months.
I might not beat the whole thing, I did want to try it.
And then I will show you the updates to the island.
Has this ever happened?
Oh yeah, I've done this a few times.
I think the Dracula stream was the one that first went like a year ago.
It's been like a year.
Is it gonna be a scary stream?
I don't think this game is scary.
I think it's just cool.
How's the audio?
We good?
All right, let's go.
Creature kitchen.
Sensitivity is going to come down.
Oh, that's way too high.
Did I do a high FOV good?
75?
I should have gotten even lower than that.
Holy shit.
One sensitivity.
Apparently, you cook food for squirrels, I think.
Oh, I'm scurvy.
Read me please.
Hello, my dear, thank you for looking after the home on such short notice.
My departure must be very concerning.
them fed and you should have nothing to worry about. If you need some ideas for
meals keep an eye out. There should be a recipe card scattered about. Take care
and remember make good memories.
22 FOV Andy. This is fine. I think this is perfect.
Alright I need a toast. You got a bread slice. Oh heavens this is easy to burn.
Luckily, my oven knows how to create just about anything.
Alright, so just piece of toast.
Cooking basics.
Impress everyone or dine trying.
Every meal is made by placing ingredients in the oven.
Even the toast?
Close the door to inform the unit your offerings are ready.
Be patient and linger not long near the void of creation.
If you need to slice an ingredient a knife is your best bet.
For the safety of your countertop, always use a cutting board.
If rage overtakes you, put the knife down.
Make sure you use a wooden cutting board.
Plastic cutting board.
Take the microplastics.
Microplastics in that plastic cutting board.
Use a wooden cutting board.
Okay?
Blend ingredients once placed in a bowl.
Mix in a consistent direction, okay.
Should you need to empty the bowl, use the spring-loaded plate beneath to eject its contents?
Alright, so if you've got to mix something.
Fast-frying.
Once the oil stops popping in the pan, flip and cook the design, okay.
The pan could be used for self-defense.
Okay.
Where the fuck is the micro-crisp?
Also, I was laughing, it wouldn't leave my head.
The idea of having the Express Ready set go as a replacement for PogChamp, I need that
to be a reality.
So that's going to happen.
It's going to be called maybe like German Go?
It'll be a legally distinct express race I go.
Just go.
Okay, wants nothing?
This is an example.
Take a photo of a creature to learn what meals they want.
Okay, feed each creature a handful of different meals to become friends.
When you earn three hearts, you'll be gifted a key.
She loves the music of the winds.
Oh, this is kind of like where you can find stuff.
All right, so let's do this one for her.
There's a plate outside.
Music of the winds.
I got a key.
That was loud.
Is there an infinite amount of pictures?
That's not an animal.
Alright, so I gotta knock those around.
Fuck.
Hey, card.
Keep.
So what do you want?
Quick, get the pan?
Alright, so I gotta picture the bird.
want any two meals okay so let's make some food whoa I got an egg sandwich
recipe pasta salt alright we're gonna make pasta
Pasta with smell. I'm not gonna give bird soap. I was a bull. There. Pasta, salt, and
It's maple syrup.
Is that good?
What do I make?
A mistake.
Well, it's at any two meals, right?
Do you want this?
You don't like it?
Can I eat it?
Alright, where's my recipes?
This is my cooking basics.
Where's my recipe book?
There it is.
Okay.
Oh, a slice of bread.
Fuck.
Right.
Alright.
Where's the bread?
Bread.
Alright.
You got it.
Should I chop with this whole thing now?
Okay, a slice of bread, that's it.
Toast.
Let's go.
What I did.
What I did, mom, I made toast.
Do you like it?
There you go.
Loves it.
Wait, do you also like...
Oh, it's gone.
Okay, I'll make you something else.
Okay, bread slice.
Now we got dough.
This is pancakes.
Okay, so I mix flour and water.
All right, there's water right here, I need to cover something, flower and water, flower
and then, no, no, no, no, no, I need water, I need a container of water, where do we keep
the cups. Everybody keeps the cups up in this cabinet. Don't they? This is the cup cabinet.
Every time, this is everybody's cup cabinet.
Well, let me open this. I have a key.
Oh, cups!
Fuck.
I have an openness.
Can I use the key?
Wrong walk. Alright, well I need to get in there.
And what can I do? Can I pick the bull up?
Dude, spray Windex in the pancakes. That is horrible what you just said.
Shit.
Where'd this kid even go?
Let me look at the rest of the house
Oh, I got it. All right now mix it up
Yeah, that's scary
Okay, so then you take the dough and you put the dough in the oven, right?
Was it a recipe?
Who needs a fucking recipe?
You need to put the maple syrup in there, you just got softlocked?
Oh shit, gotta restart the game.
That's it, it's a- he'll eat anything.
Yep.
Now we're trying these- whoa!
Alright, thanks for the key.
We're not small, Dr. Fun.
Not for that?
Come on, dude.
Come on dude.
Yeah, we got access to the actual refrigerator.
All right, we need a new friend. Does that take a picture here? How do I get the mouse to come out?
Always
Chittering beneath the porch. I don't know how people consider these little guys pests. They always clean the floor for me.
I'm gonna put it on the floor. Cheese.
You got cheese in here?
Bro, where's the cheese?
Give him raw steak? No, it's cheese.
I don't know what that is.
Put that down for now. Slop.
Wait, will he come up with a slop?
I need a camera.
Where's my camera?
That's got a recipe. Spaghetti and meatballs, hell yeah.
What did I do with the camera?
Alright, said he'll clean up anything.
He's not here.
Maybe it has to be actual food?
Cook the slop.
Okay, do you guys remember disposable cameras?
Back in the day, you could buy this thing where you only could take like 15 pictures
and then you had to bring it to CVS and they would develop the photos.
Right?
So you only got one go at it.
There was no go through preview, delete, retake.
It was just a film camera roll and you got 15 shots and that's it.
You had to make the count.
Every single time they were ever used by anybody, the first four of them looked like this.
And then somebody went, oh fuck it, I did it.
Was there film in there?
Oh no, there was film in there.
The amount of test photos people took to see if there was still film in a camera.
We know what film cameras are dude.
Well, how come you didn't know what the 3DO was?
Broth? I'm gonna throw like just food on the ground. One egg, well, throw one egg on the ground.
Hopefully it responds. What about just a stick of butter? I hope this responds.
response.
I used to always make them into zappers with the flash.
I forgot that that was possible.
You could take the flash out of that camera and use it as a taser.
Yeah, that was fucked up. I remember that was actually fucking horrible.
Open the fridge.
Give them some toast.
It said here to clink.
Wait, let me read that again.
I don't know how people consider these guys okay.
They always clean the floor for me.
Can I spill something?
Just leave it out here, it's- oh my- no, I don't want to put it in the f***.
What uses butter?
Okay, I can pick it up.
Okay, I don't know how to get the most to come out, so I'm going to try it at everyone.
They'll never turn down a dimly-lit picnic by the river.
Always should have remained at the port, seems to think he owns the place beneath the porch.
Okay, maybe he's just under there.
I hear ya.
Did I get him?
Shit, no.
Okay, wait till they hear the sound.
That was a chittering.
Go in there?
I don't think I can.
He runs around the yard?
Whoa.
Whoa!
I thought there was a turtle.
Wait, it's a mushroom. Give me that.
That's gonna be my storage area.
What is this?
No. Cheese and crackers. Cool.
Peanut butter?
Let me look at the recipes.
Or, wait, can I go in here?
What the hell is this?
Cool.
Did I check every cabinet?
Not really.
Oh, yep.
Okay.
PBJ Sandwich.
Recipe in there.
Okay.
Okay, meatball sub. Oh, that sounds great.
Okay, wait, somebody said, where's that first key go?
Are you trying to help me?
What the fuck?
Oh, there's much more food in here.
Mushrooms, maple syrup, potatoes, there's a ton of food in here.
This place is huge.
Ah!
Okay, that was scary.
Okay, dude.
Stop!
Try to just run down this forever.
You're ruining all my food.
Dude, it's Freddy.
What does Freddy's voice sound like?
Is it like, hey, everybody, it's Freddy?
It is, isn't it?
Okay, is there anything actually down here?
Well, I just wanted to get some flower, for god's sake.
Okay, well that's a cool pantry.
I can store stuff in there, so it's whatever.
Okay, I need...
Anything else open?
That's a lock.
That's a lock.
That's...
It can't open.
It's blown out.
Any paintings doing anything cheese and crackers I don't have cheese though
Unless I missed it oh
All right, so one is that so one for oh is it just in a row oh
Okay, so what's that first symbol
I can magnify. It's like the number 9 is 9.
What the hell is going on here?
This one is 1.
Okay, the next one is kind of like the T and then the one with the kickstand on it.
Alright, T is 7, so 7-4.
Thank you.
I got crackers and a recipe.
No cheese though.
I guess I got Alfredo, hell yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna store that. Can I put something down lightly? I need cheese. Alright, let's
go back out here. I didn't explore the rest of this. Oh my god! Where's my camera? Get
Oh, I got you.
Alright, cool.
Alright, I'll bring you food in a minute.
Stay right there.
Okay, let's make him something.
What does he want?
two sandwiches okay egg sandwiches two slice of bread and a fried egg so I'm
gonna make a fried egg I got eggs here
I hope I have more eggs.
I don't.
I had one egg.
Oh thank god.
Alright, I can't fuck this up.
What the fuck just happened?
Burned?
No!
What?
What about the other egg?
Do I have one more egg?
Oh my god.
Okay, don't screw it up.
That's good. Take it off. Done.
Take it off. How do I stop it?
How do I take the egg off of the counter?
Do you have to press escape?
Escape to quit.
Oh my god, I got it, darn.
Hey!
Hey!
Ah!
Heheheheheheh!
Is this even cooked?
This is not even a cooked egg!
I- I don't think it's escape.
Is this actually a cooked egg?
Both sides need to be cooked completely.
It looks kinda dumb though, doesn't it?
That's an overcooked egg!
Alright, what's the recipe? Two slices of bread?
How do I make it?
Okay
Oh, that's a good fried and you put a tomato in it and it won't appear in there. That's pretty sick
Okay, you want how do I give this to you here look what I got look
Good huh
Okay, there's one sandwich.
I just hit myself with the fucking balls.
Hey.
Let's really get some animals at this fucking resident.
Cooked egg, fried egg. Who wants a fried egg?
Okay, so I don't need to know this meatball sub.
Is that, that's a sandwich, right?
Oh, PB and J sandwich.
Peanut butter and jam, mixed strawberry and sugar.
Can do that.
Got it.
cool okay so that the jam is in there now I need it was it too slice of bread too
slice bread peanut butter and jam
done
you make jam the old-fashioned way yeah the fridge will reset when you close it
Oh, that's good to know. Thank you.
This game is cute. I like it.
Here you go. I got another sandwich for you.
What do you got?
I need to put both headphones in, apparently.
Oh, my God.
Dude, what are you-
Stop! What the hell dude? Give me the key and just get the fuck off my property!
Oh my god. Oh, shit. Okay, I thought I just screwed everything up.
You literally glow.
Oh, there it is.
All right, here we go. Watch this.
Let's get that. Oh, I gotta get a picture of the mouse.
Okay, we got cheese. What's that?
I got a picture. What is it? I got a picture. What is it?
But there's somebody in the rocking chair.
That was weird.
All right, what is the mouse like?
Okay.
Wants three snacks with cheese.
Okay, so cheese and crackers.
Meatball Sub, Alfredo, PB&J, Spaghetti and Meatballs, Pizza, French Fries, Cheese and
Crackers.
There isn't three cheese slices.
I think I gotta turn the game down.
That's better.
It was the cracker and cheese
Three cheese slices and that's a shitload of cheese
I love cheese
And then the whole box of crackers go in there
That's a lot of crackers. I don't I did the whole thing
Okay, until he wants it.
Can I make pizza?
All right, where is he?
Here.
There you go.
Very nice.
Now you also want...
What else do you want?
Get out of the fridge.
Oh man, he's a real chungus.
It's as big as a dog.
About minus two, that obvious ironic chungus comment.
Oh, it's you.
What's up?
All right, um, he wants more cheese related items. Snacks with cheese is pizza a snack.
Dough? Okay, I guess pizza counts, doesn't it? Okay, flour, water for the dough, tomato,
salt. Let's do flour and water.
Dude, close this.
I gotta go back to the pantry.
Okay.
slice cheese and then the tomato. Where's tomato stuff? I saw it. It was
paste. Tomato paste tomato sauce? Where is it? It was in one of these. Okay, it's
tomato. How do you make it? Three tomatoes in one?
tomato and salt just one tomato that's sugar
turn the radio on I guess I could turn the radio on
One slice of pizza. Okay. Lame. I couldn't make a whole pepperoni.
They look like bowling alley pizza. They kind of did.
You've heard of bread cakes, but have you heard of liquid lead sun hats?
Don't miss this new summer craze that'll leave you in a day. I need one more
Okay, this is Alfredo pasta and cheese sauce milk and cheese wedge
Diggers
I get matched with a Tuesday weapon. You'll love I need to the cheese wedge
This guy talking about any cheese in here
Does that cheese respawn in the uh where I got it for the first time?
It's not in the fridge.
Wait, what is this guy saying?
Okay, um, where's the cheese?
I used it all.
Oh, hell yeah!
Alright, it's a full cheese wedge, and, um, oh it's milk- oh, sorry, give me that back.
The fridge changes every time you open it.
And then pasta.
What are those stations out there?
All right, this would be another key.
Seven.
Zero.
No.
No.
Three.
Thank you.
Five.
One.
dude what the fuck who is doing that oh boy oh boy is a puzzle this is a big puzzle chocolate
Ice cream?
Chips?
Turn it up.
Oh, boy.
Stopped it on the knock thing.
Okay, these can be turned around. I can turn the heads.
Okay, this is the only head that can move. Why?
Okay, hello.
Somebody at the actual door?
There's a little weird guy out there!
What the hell?
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Um.
Um
What do you want you want a panini all right shut this fucking radio off
What do you want
All right, you want you are pants
It's a one specific dish, told me a while to figure out what this one wants, so I keep
his favorite snack stashed away from the other critters.
Oh come on man, how am I supposed to know?
Is the bag of chips?
I feel like that's...
Doesn't need to be cooked or anything?
I can't give it to him.
Cook them?
No, that would... I hope I didn't just lose out on being able to do this.
Is that not what you were looking for?
Fresh mushrooms!
Where is he going?
No, I need those!
Oh shit!
Wait!
Gathered fireflies?
Okay.
Okay, I got fireflies.
I hope it didn't break.
Alright I got that.
I don't know what I did.
Okay well that was wrong and I don't think I can feed that guy anymore.
Well, who's left there was a some of that that picnic basket
I know why am I doing the yogi bear thing right now? None of you even have don't you know that if you thought of a yogi bear right now?
Half people in this chapter. We don't know what that is
Like you can't make a yogi bear reference in 2026 they didn't have a new show they never they never rebooted him
He wasn't cool enough to reboot eight times like they did Scooby-Doo
Okay
What was the thing about, uh, the picnic basket?
Hope the wind doesn't blow him off the branches.
Okay, somebody's above the branches there.
This thing's been here a long time.
There's still a doghouse when there's not a dog around.
Okay, he'll never turn down a dimly lit picnic by the river.
I think I'm just gonna take the camera and just go for it.
Are you in here?
Somebody was in the tree up here.
Okay, I hope the wind doesn't knock them down from the branches.
Somebody up here.
I don't see anything up there.
Dimly lit.
Oh, I need to put a fish in here.
Hello?
What about down here?
I might just catch something in the wild.
Mushroom.
Can I catch a fish?
I gotta be able to put something in there and catch it, right?
Okay.
So, what about the picnic?
I can't... a dimly... dimly lit picnic?
Should I bring the fireflies over here?
Shit.
Okay, yeah, fireflies over here.
Let's go.
Ten thousand fireflies, I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth moves slowly.
I like to make myself believe that planet Earth moves.
Gotta be quick with this.
This is a bad idea, I'm gonna lose both of them.
Alright, where's it right over here? Where's that picnic?
Don't go in the water.
Mommy, I want to see the man fly.
I want to see the man fly through the moondall, mommy.
Okay, should I take it?
I guess if you lose stuff it appears here.
So that was a frog.
Cool.
W frog.
Wrong book.
It's two dishes from the yard.
From the yard.
Like recipes that I found in the yard?
How do I know where I picked them up?
Mushroom stuff?
This is from the yard, right?
two mushroom slices, pasta and butter.
All right, so I gotta get the mushroom in here, mushrooms, two mushroom slices, and then it
was pasta and butter.
Oh, I got butter right here.
I got pasta in here.
Look at that
Don't put it in the basket
Mushroom stir-fry W stir-fry
Oh, there it comes.
Whoa, that was quick.
You like that?
Good.
I'll be back.
Wait.
What was that cool mushroom that was right here?
Because I definitely get another recipe with it.
Yeah, there's definitely a recipe out here.
If I pick this up, yeah, I got a mushroom.
Okay, so I should probably bring this back.
Okay, so now, what are the mushroom can I make?
Mushroom stew?
Let's see.
I can do slop.
Okay, mushroom stir fry, alfredo, spaghetti meatballs, that's not from outside, french
fries, cheese and crackers, chocolate ice cream.
Shit, I need another.
I need to do the recipe.
It has a very safe mushroom to eat.
Why do you want a hero dose?
I'm just vibing right now.
Okay, man.
We're just having a good day.
Something's like it.
I can do the puzzle in here.
All right.
What is this puzzle?
Oh, shh, shh, shh. Book.
Coffee maker? All right, showers expected throughout the day, with a 65% chance of rain.
Lows of 51, highs of 63.
Is this supposed to be just the days of the week?
Okay, so this is rain, clouds rolling all day with little suns, a cloud.
Expect rain showers throughout the day, so rain again.
More showers expected throughout the day, so more rain.
storms and cloud coverage expected oh my god blueberries and blueberry pie
oops wait what's something back here I need a camera this game I like this game a lot
This game's fun.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The boys are going to believe this.
Oh, shit, did I get it?
OK, I kind of did.
He's a box monster.
I think it's a bird.
Well, I'm going to take the blueberries back.
All right, have fun in here.
Do you want to know what my father used to do?
Never do this.
I probably did this on stream a long time ago.
I don't know why I just thought about it.
It's Dan right here.
And let's say the bed was over there and he would, the light was right here and he would
put his hand behind it.
He would be talking, leaning in like this, like leaning his body in.
And like I said, the bed is over there.
So just that his head and the top part of his right shoulder was visible.
And what he would do would be like, oh, I'm going to share with my brother.
So he'd be like, oh, you get a good sleep.
Take care of yourselves.
Boys.
But just remember about that monster that was I heard on the radio today that there was
a monster and he would take his other hand that was back here and he would reach over
above his head and not acknowledge the other hand and be talking to us and the hand would
be kind of like twitching and about to grab his head and he'd be like God, and by the
way, we're very safe here, by the way, I'm incredibly skilled. And then he would grab
the top of his head and into like his eye sockets and go, he would pull his head back
behind here and we would fucking scream. And then he would turn the light off.
Yeah, and then years later, he would still do it even when we got a lot older.
And it was kind of like, ah, he's, he's, hey, he's going behind, he's going to do the thing.
And you would just kind of let him do it.
Like, he's, hey, by the way, he's, he's definitely going to do the thing where he grabs his head.
All right, well, I got a new ingredient.
That he continued to do that well until I was like 15, by the way.
At some point, it was just kind of a meme. It was a family meme after a while. Alright,
so what am I doing? Recipes? I need something from outside. Let's go outside. I can find
something out here. There's something to do with this too. What is this one? Whoa, that's
locked too. All right, on mushroom. What is that? That's a different mushroom. This is
like a lava mushroom. Cool. Oh, shit. Burger. That's not from outside. It's cool, though.
Oh, strawberry ice cream. I feel my or rather our friends in the shadows holding trepidation
in their hearts. Farewells are a challenge I am quite loathe to be the paratrooper of.
Looking at dancing pale eyes, a question lingers. How did I arrive?
Many dozens of crescents have soared above to the point those memories are blurred.
A question that needs answering sooner than later for this family.
Double X.
Why are you speaking before the tech shows? Let me turn it on.
Let me check back here.
All right, so cut it out.
Oh, peanut butter cookies.
Oops.
I know, I'm trying to see if there's anything else in here, man.
I mean, you're kind of helping, I appreciate it.
Nothing else, I think that's it.
Chocolate bar?
Chocolate chip cookies.
A chocolate chip cookie?
I want to talk about a chocolate chip cookie.
This guy loves cookies.
A chocolate chip cookie.
Hmm.
Maybe he likes chocolate. Let's go find out.
I gotta stop clicking that book.
Alright, so we need another dish from the yard.
Okay, we did everybody up to here.
If you're quick enough, you might catch a glimpse of this little demon.
Oh, okay.
Take a picture right when the stuff gets thrown off the shelf.
Where's my chocolate chip cookie?
Here we go.
Really? Got ya. It's the goober.
What do you want?
What's the goober want?
Wants three tastes of Italy.
I think I have that.
Three desserts.
All right.
Three Italian dishes and three desserts.
Let's go.
Let's do the desserts because I think I have all that right here.
Now I'm going to sneeze it.
And there's nothing I can do about it.
about a blueberry pie. So we need dough, sugar, butter, blueberries. Oops.
That's not how you make a chocolate chip cookie.
Don't worry, Goober, I'm making you dessert.
Egg sandwich sounds pretty good right now.
It does, doesn't it?
Alright, now I need sugar, butter, blueberries.
Got it.
I need sugar.
Where?
Where are we gonna get sugar, finally?
He's going through Tomodachi life withdrawals.
I'll play it later.
Okay, blueberry pie. You... here's a blueberry pie. Here's one dessert out of many.
Delish.
He likes it.
Okay, cheese and crackers, burger, pizza...
Is PB&J a dessert?
I kind of feel like it's in a weird spot.
It's a snack, but it's also kind of a dessert too.
It's also a sandwich.
Could be a lunch.
Kind of could be anything.
All right, strawberry ice cream.
I don't have strawberries, do I?
Oh, no, they're in the fridge.
All right, milk, sugar, ice, strawberry.
I don't have the freezer.
I need ice.
All right, Dough and sugar, it's just sugar cookies.
Wow.
That's a potato.
Okay, if you pick something up, I think it just goes in here.
That's good to know.
There had a wicked Elvis earlier.
And just sugar, right?
Had a heart attack?
Dude, I had his sandwich, his famous sandwich.
Hey.
A chocolate chip sugar cookie?
Yum.
Okay.
Uh, I think I can make a chocolate chip cookie.
Doe, sugar chocolate bar.
Stop it, Goober.
No.
I need this to replenish.
Will it reset if I close it?
Hey, it does.
Look at that.
I can only hold one item, right?
This isn't me being an idiot.
There's a cockroach right next to me. I'm not like this.
Oh, that's not good. Sorry to hear that.
All right, what are you gonna give me? I'm gonna give you flayed desserts.
Yeah?
What's up with you?
Did that not count as a dessert?
Dude, in what world are chocolate chip cookies not a dessert, but sugar cookies are a dessert?
It's because it's a cookie and you want ice cream instead. Wow.
Because it's the same variety. Oh my god, he wants ice cream. Okay, well I can't make that.
Can I make three different Italian dishes?
Pizza, spaghetti, meatballs, and Alfredo, right?
I will just make Alfredo.
Pasta and cheese sauce, milk, cheese wedge, pasta.
And this is a goober, right, yeah.
of a peanut butter mayonnaise sandwich. How about a peanut butter with a nice piece of toast spread
on there you drop a nice kind of not super duper ripe but ripe enough banana chop it up so you
get six little squares circles one two three four five six on the bread and then you do a little
bit of yank yank with a little bit of honey. And there you go.
Do I have to make them appear?
okay pasta so tomato salt steak and salt so tomato steak two salts
tomato was it tomato and salt
What?
What is that?
Oh, it's a strawberry.
Where are the tomatoes?
And then it's raw steak and salt.
and then pasta.
Can you spell something on the fridge?
Uh, sure.
I'm fucking crazy.
And then I'll do pizza.
I got spaghetti.
Okay, pizza.
Fly water, tomato salt, cheese.
Cheese slice.
Did you do the man? Good streams? Oh, hey dude.
What's up? Thank you.
Wow!
No, that's not for you.
Alright, I'll get a key, I think, from her.
Thank you.
Now where does this go?
There's three, but multiple rats now.
Did I say you could bring your friends?
Uh, maybe outside to the outhouse?
Yep.
Can you cook the rats?
That... what is wrong with you?
Okay, I got an achievement for Enter the Shed.
Philly Cheesesteak, yum.
Oh, dog.
What is that telling me?
It's saying go up, then this way, then that way, then this way, then that way.
Got tortillas, beef stew!
Nachos? Okay, got seeds. Should I plant something? Okay, I'm going to plant this somewhere.
Rose seeds.
Dig into fertile ground, put seeds in hole, cover seeds with dirt. Water grants life.
So if I need fertile ground...
We'll do this later.
Watering can, candle... Alright, let me do the dog toy first.
Ah!
oh shit oh that's so cute
greyhounds are so cute all right this is the greyhound one
Oh, it's just never gonna, I'm sorry.
Beef meals.
Beef meals, you got it.
So I have a lot of meat meals, don't I?
Burger.
So this is two bread slices, cheese, and then steak salt, cheese bread bread, steak
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Oh, guys, it looks so good.
You know what?
Good. Delish.
Krabby Patty close up.
That kind of was. Alright, so that was a burger.
Did Nacho... Okay, Nachos have meat.
Chips.
Milk. Cheese wedge. Milk.
Wedge. Steak. Salt. Chips.
Milk. Wedge. Steak. Salt. Chips.
Milk. Wedge. Steak. Salt. Chips.
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There you go, dog.
Feeding your dog nachos.
That's not okay.
Can I have some nachos, please?
I didn't get any nachos.
I want some.
Shit.
Oh, spaghetti meatballs.
Oh spaghetti meatballs.
Tomato salt, tomato salt, beef salt pasta.
Tomato salt, pasta, beef salt, pasta.
Beef salt, beef salt, pasta.
Beef salt, beef salt, pasta.
Tomato salt, beef salt, pasta.
Tomato salt, beef salt, pasta.
Beef salt, pasta, beef salt, pasta.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
What are you, you stuck in here? Get out of here.
Did you count how many times you think about Peter Griffin?
What happened here?
Wait, what happened?
I lost a song.
Oh, it's just pasta now.
So I made a little bit of a rule that you guys didn't know.
And if it happened more than ten times,
that I was going to stop counting and not care anymore.
because it was a lot so it was definitely more than 10 times
it was more than 10 times on stream
let alone the times outside a stream
so let's just say it happens a lot
don't eat this this is not for you
are you gonna eat this? get out of here
Don't let him eat that.
Oh.
What'd you get?
Oh, thank you!
Why was he like twerking for a second?
What the hell was he doing?
Bathroom.
A red bead?
Plunger?
Toilet?
Fish chowder, okay.
Read me.
Midnight greetings, my dear.
Watching misty fingers rise through trees,
a strange thought has taken hunt.
A flavor of drowsiness now dances alongside the light in my soul.
My light whispers hold not a tinge of concern, and so I shall trust their claim and their
calm as I prepare to rest until the new stewards arrival."
Oh boy.
Well, that's the- Okay, well.
One, two, where's the blue one?
It's gonna be in the bottom, right?
No.
Country fried chicken.
A raw fish.
I'm going to feed this to somebody that I love.
Are you crazy?
Alright, where's the other gem?
There it is.
Fish and chips. Ooh, that sounds good.
Chicken burrito and raw chicken. All right, so we got chicken and we got fish now
Chicken doodle soup. Oh good. Okay
Well, it's happening right now, okay, I'm gonna leave wait, no, okay
So now I have access to what do you want?
Desserts, three varieties of desserts, I don't have that.
Two dishes from the yard.
I already did these, okay.
What is it?
What?
What is it?
Oh, hello.
Good, good boy.
Okay, uh.
I wonder if he, if you can follow him, does he lead you to something?
Okay, look, play with your toy.
Okay, let's figure this thing out.
Here's your good note.
Oh, I was just looking for you.
Okay, what is the...
What's the deal with this one here?
I apologize for the sound effect, by the way.
Okay, Oaf loves the smell of fresh coffee, but hates the taste, but I don't think I have coffee.
This gent is such a hopeless romantic, he would always sing verses by the fire for a rose.
Okay, I have... I gotta go dig the rose thing.
It's a coffee maker in the room, I need beans probably.
If you are grace by its presence, a true honor to be part of its gaze somewhere outside.
It's been many years since I've seen this friend about, maybe inside of there.
The evenings ever watching eye, Renix with tree.
You can watch their dances for hours, simply mesmerizing.
Okay so let's take the camera outside.
I gotta find a recipe outside anyways, but we're gonna find a big tree.
So I need a recipe.
As long as I discovered, I don't have to carry it around.
The fish basket.
That's correct.
I gotta take the camera with me though, too, Harlem.
Okay, where's that fish basket?
Where'd the care- No, no, no, I need that.
Did you see my camera?
No.
Okay, here we go.
Holy shit.
Probably fish dishes.
Okay, so that's that one.
I think it's, this is the, right, right here, right?
That was the one where the tree was like that.
I need to find a recipe out here.
That's very important.
Hello.
What was it that there was a bush?
What was the deal with this bush right here?
We're behind the way, I didn't go over here yet.
I can dig that.
Oh, this is technically outside, right?
I'm gonna dig that right now.
You missed one in the shed.
Did I miss a recipe in here?
Bro, you're digging up a grave right now.
That's not, it's not a grave.
It's going to be...
Dude, this is fertile soil, okay?
Now I can plant the rose here.
Beespreedo.
Ooh.
Meatloaf.
I'll just end up to walk back and forth.
What?
Really?
Huh.
Seeds first, then soil?
Huh.
Oh, is it open?
It's oil and then water.
And then we get roses.
There has to be an inventory.
There, uh, there, I don't think there is.
Okay, now I wonder if it's instant.
I would imagine it is.
Very cool.
All right.
Who wanted this?
This is a very real dog.
Just like, yes, I'm right next to you.
Yes, it's been five seconds.
Yes.
Where are you?
Okay, um, I apparently didn't find this weird, okay, so what is the octopus want?
Want four meats of sky or sea?
So birds are, okay, I still can't do this one.
coffee. Where is this? There's a room. There's like a vase somewhere. Hold on. Not this room.
It's probably this room here. Okay, so I gotta get in this room. Did you just burp? I don't think so.
I mean, I am 40. Sometimes noise is just gonna come out of my body now.
Okay, I guess I can start working on that.
So I can, I need chicken and fish recipes.
I think I have at least two chicken burrito.
So there's one fish and chips, two chicken noodle soup, three contrary fried chicken.
All right, we can do it.
So let's do it.
So we need fried chicken, potato slice and grady make fried chicken.
Excellent fried chicken.
slice, and then butter and flour, and then what is it? A slice of a potato? Just one?
One potato slice.
Cool. Cook it up.
This is a nice vibe. This game's good, yeah. I like it.
This game's got a good vibe to it. It's a very nice vibe. Alright.
So you want this, Mr. Octopus?
And then I have to go to a different tree, I think.
Is it this tree?
Something up there.
There you go.
In the basket?
Okay, I'll put it in the basket, sorry.
That was the scariest fried chicken eating I've ever seen.
Okay, good.
I'll be back with the chicken soup.
Oh, fish chowder, let's do that.
Fried fish?
Gravy milk potato.
I thought it was going to be raw on the other side, I think I played I could flip it again.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I thought it was going to be raw on the other side, it's not.
Is it gonna burn one side of the fish?
What the fuck happened, man? It casted a fireball at it.
What just happened? How come it didn't turn color so I could flip it?
Okay, I got it fried fish
That's it. That's correct, right? Yeah, that's it.
Is this a horror game? I don't- I think what you've seen so far is the extent of the horror.
Fish Chowder. That sounds great.
My mother makes an amazing fish chowder.
.
.
Two more.
I'd love to get ice.
do chicken burrito.
Tortilla fried chicken, chopped lettuce, cheese, slice.
Let's do the fried chicken.
Thank you.
Now it's tortilla, chocolate-less cheese slice.
I already have that.
a tortilla where do I keep the tortillas in this fucking dump with the plastic on let's go
Chicken burrito. All right, only one more and it could be
Bad fish and chips that should work
Microplastics
Dude, okay, I got a question for all of you current remember we talked about a few I want to say like a week or two ago or months ago
Now what is the thing that everybody a hundred to two hundred years ago?
Well, that would be time traveling. 200 years from now, what's the thing we're
doing right now that people are going to go what the hell were they thinking?
It's probably going to be microplastics, right? It's gonna be like what they
were their bodies were like 12% plastic. So I have a question because I don't
know if I would do it or not. If there was a scan you could do, let's say 20
They're like we figured it out we can scan to see how many microplastic pieces are in your body
We can figure it out. We can see how much you've been poisoned
Do would you do it? I?
Don't know if I would want to do that scan. I feel like it would be terrifying to know that
If I get to be like 70 80 and they're like we can now determine how much plastic was inside of you
But we can see if it's how much is in you right now
I'm gonna be like you know what?
Now I don't want to know. I don't think I'm not gonna want to know that.
Bro you're all plastic. Scary on the fridge.
Ooh nice job. You'll be 80 in 20 years. I don't know I'm just saying, I do know
how old am I gonna be in 20 years? I'm just saying in general. All right, fried fish and then three potatoes.
If I'm in relatively good health at this point, which I know that I'm not really been, but let's just say I am.
And unless it's like they can get rid of it, if they can do the thing where they can just
get in there and just clear it all out, then maybe.
Is it three whole potatoes?
I can't believe you're gaming at this hour, I'm just chillin'.
That's kind of felt like I'm back.
I'm gonna play Tomodachi after this.
I feel like this game is not... What happened to this?
I didn't want to make green eggs in ham.
What did I do wrong?
There's three potato slices, wasn't it?
I don't know what I did wrong.
Three potatoes.
Was that not a... Was it?
Oh, I think it might have been a piece of bread.
it looks identical all right pride fish let's do it again
you better not stream at 3 a.m. and ruin my watch streak
the
the
the
the
the
I need to make ice cream.
Alright, what do you got?
Don't ever start a stream when I go to bed early.
What are you talking about?
You don't need to watch every single stream.
Thank you for the key.
Oh, cool.
Bowls?
There's gotta be something behind the bowls, right?
Bowl, just a bowl?
A bowl, a singular bowl.
It's you again.
Did you want a bowl?
A bowl of what?
What do you want?
I stashed away his face.
So what, potato chips and something else?
Just give him cereal or...
Does it say any new info about this guy?
coffee I can't make that I can't get into this room want to one dish took me
welfare what do you want so I keep his favorite snacks stashed away from the
other criticism chips what do I do with the chips
a bro has his literally his icon on it is his profile picture I can't okay I
I can't do this. So what can I do?
All right. Go outside and look at the, in the sky.
There's this tree and then this bush. All right.
We're just going to go looking around for monsters.
We're looking for a tree. We're looking for a bush. We're looking for a sky.
Okay. Okay.
Make the mushroom soup?
Oh, because it's outdoors.
That's right.
I could do that.
That's the Mario ghost sound.
That's Boo.
That...
Mushroom soup.
Brough.
Two mushroom slices and a potato slice.
Any mushroom or just a default mushroom?
Two sliced mushrooms.
Hey, can you break your mic?
Hey, can you?
Never mind.
Just pretend I said something mean.
Do I even have broth?
I don't think I have broth.
No, I definitely have not found broth.
I did I say I feel like I saw a draw somewhere.
What is it?
Is it in the fridge?
That wasn't cool.
I don't care.
I feel like I saw it really early on.
There it is.
Okay, yeah.
So I just never even touched it.
That's it, right?
Yep.
Okay, you know what I gotta say to that, guys?
Deal with it.
Fuck around and find out what's happened.
Who am I giving this to?
Oh, the frog.
Dude, you need to go offline.
No, I don't think so.
I think I'm gonna stay online.
Fuck around and find out.
Dude, he's crazy.
He's changed.
Where's that frog basket?
Are those berries?
No.
On the side, right?
Where's the octopus? It's over there.
Oh!
I just bonked him.
I love how he's got up and walked it like a person.
Ah, shit.
Thank you, what key am I going to get?
Awesome, all right, cool.
I feel like I'm getting pretty close.
This game is only supposed to be like an hour or two.
I think like most of the average is about two hours.
One and a half to like two.
I feel like we're getting kind of close.
Ice. Why are you lashing out so much? Vanilla ice cream. Anything else in here? No. All right,
but now I can make the ice cream and we can finish that dude over there. Okay, so what was it?
You. Okay, you in the kind of bedroom there. All right, so let's make an ice cream,
Like a chocolate ice cream?
A chocolate chip cookie?
Alright, milk, ice, sugar, chocolate bar.
In the oven?
In the oven?
It said to put everything in the oven. This is stupid, right? This is not how you do it.
It's a magic oven, but it's still a heat source.
This game's unrealistic.
Alright, here you go. There's your variety.
That did look kind of good, didn't it?
Okay.
Ah, I thought it was for that.
That is the final copy.
No, it's not coffee.
Steak and eggs.
No, I want coffee.
I want fucking coffee.
Ah, see what happens when I have caffeine today.
Alright, it was just bowls and mugs.
Is it a chicken? Very organized. Okay. Very long, just once big dinner. I wonder if I can bring him inside. Not sure. This is a dog seems very wise. Always in the same spot. How did he get there? I like this. The artwork in the back of school. It's cute.
All right, I can't do coffee.
I can't get in there.
I don't know.
I can't get in that little cabinet.
All right.
So we got to figure out what this is.
So I got to look up at the sky or find this tree or this bush.
Wait, let's go.
Shit.
Okay, um, where's this tree?
It looks like it feels like it's this one, maybe not.
Right here.
Right here.
What was that tree?
Okay, it's the... what?
I heard the lightning!
It's the... you feed the moon, okay.
I heard the lightning strike.
I thought that was a cue to catch a ghost or something.
What the hell does it want?
It wants nothing. Can't eat.
Well, what? What?
What?
What about this one?
If you are graced by its presence, a true honor to be a part of its gaze.
I'd still have to stare at the sky?
and
and
Is there a place I couldn't get to before?
There's also that bush too.
There's a weird bush.
Let me see if I can find the bush as well.
This guy would be one of these in the yard, right?
They don't look like this.
that sky looks blue just take pictures of everything you see I'm gonna go over here
Because this is the edge of the world right here.
The stars like to blue in that other picture.
Over there, right?
The coffee machine is in the bathroom.
Yeah, but I don't need coffee to make coffee.
I feel like the important ingredient with a coffee machine is you need coffee beans.
Do I not need coffee to make the coffee?
is this the plush?
It's very pretty, yeah.
Just wait for the thunder again.
What's that?
There's some yellow there come on do it
I guess one is not going to do it.
You are not going to do it.
Did I miss it again?
Where would I- I didn't see anything.
Was I looking at chat?
Other way?
Oh god.
Okay.
God, okay, let me get a better view.
In the meantime, I'll try to find this bush.
Well, let me see what the exact bush is,
and I'll go find it.
I had to make a tray of chocolate chip cookies
because of you.
Ooh.
You know, it's been a while
since I've had a good chocolate chip cookie.
That's one, all right, so you've been saying
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. You're saying this is coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
New water.
Coffee.
You said there was a coffee maker in the bathroom?
Where, what? I did see a coffee maker. Where the hell is it?
On the counter? I swear, I did see it.
It's in the bedroom.
Oh, shit, okay.
No, you need a coffee mug?
Alright, hold on.
And then, water.
Bro, can you please get out of the way?
Oh shit, I didn't even need the coffee.
Alright, let me get the uh, it's fine, there's still some in there.
Did you ever find out where that was from? No. I have no idea.
Ah, shit.
Shit.
It's not arguing the cockroaches, I'm assuring you, I promise you.
Cause that goes like...
No, this is...
Completely different.
Where's the camera? Where's the camera? Where's the camera? Where's the camera?
Oh my. Here, try it again.
Oh shit. Alright, with this bacon now?
No, not the moon.
Where is it?
Oh!
Oh!
What the fuck?
I was terrifying!
Was that the same guy?
Oh!
Oh!
I was terrifying!
Was that the same guy?
Alright, alright, alright, alright, get away from me!
Is he friendly?
That was actually really scary.
All right, wants four breakfast items. I don't know, I got that. I think I got
everything. Let me just mix here. Everything up to here, right? Two
juices from the yard. Nothing. This is an example. All right, so we've got pretty
much everything until we need four breakfast items. Got to get into this
room here. Figure out what's going on with this dude and figure out what the
What the hell is going on these last two?
Wait a minute.
Oh, that's the moon.
And then there's bush.
Alright, so let's do the breakfast items because I can do that.
Like I have enough to do the breakfast items?
Maybe I don't.
I guess pancakes.
Put chips in a bowl.
Well, the- Motherfuck is gone!
Ugh.
Look.
My door's open for you.
I just got bacon?
I did, but what recipes did I get?
Okay, what is a breakfast item?
A...
Uh...
Steak and eggs is one.
Egg sandwich is two.
Eggs and bacon is three.
Pancakes is four.
We're good.
Let's do, uh, Flower Water Maple Syrup.
I hope he doesn't come to my house.
Have you seen a cryptid or a UFO in real life?
Not really.
It's not that I could tell you is I've got a story for you now
Just look in the mirror
Yeah, guys a big foot was streaming on Twitch right now that sure will be something wouldn't it
Where is he?
He's scary
That's a really cool design I like this a lot
If you made a whole game with just the Sasquatch walking around,
visit the assets in this game are great.
That's like a really cool design for a big foot or Sasquatch.
Very good. Alright. Pancakes done.
Eggs, bacon and eggs. Fried egg, fried bacon. You got it.
I'll try to come.
Oh, how about a pin?
Alright, bacon, is it for an egg?
Egg, thank you.
Fuck, I was trying to be so good about it, too.
This kitchen is disgusting.
So he said, please clean the kitchen.
I don't have to do that right now.
Okay, bacon and eggs.
You gotta put a toast on there, man.
It's the perfect spot for it.
Or an avocado.
Hey.
Hey, guys.
Next.
Don't eat that!
That's not for you!
What?
No!
Why did you eat that?
Uh, slow cooker, coming up next meal.
This is it.
I'm gonna get just a big shoulder.
I'm gonna make corned beef.
I was gonna get corned beef, did I call it a shoulder?
Was I right by saying that?
I think it's...
Is it a corned beef from the shoulder?
Or the brunt?
It's brisket.
Where's he gets the brunt, isn't it?
That is the shoulder? Well, let's see what's the brunt for the shoulder, whatever one.
Alright, let's try this again and not have the raccoon eat it please.
Chad is saying it's actually coming from the chest, so we're all wrong.
Well, some of us are wrong.
Alright, don't eat this.
So I gotta give this to Bigfoot.
Don't you dare snipe this, it's not good for you.
Okay.
Eggs and bacon. Egg sandwich. Two pieces of bread. One fried egg.
I thought that was a piece of bread.
Is this a hot dog?
No, this is a piece of bread.
This looks like a hot dog.
I'll give you a hot dog.
You can get a time-up in three, two, one.
Poof.
There they go.
Goodbye.
Never to be heard from again until 10 seconds from now.
Get out of here.
Get out of here!
He's trying to eat it out of my hand!
Alright.
Where's the Bigfoot?
Don't even think about it!
this big foot.
Really?
Don't even think about it.
Get out of here.
Okay, the last breakfast item is...
What is the last breakfast item?
Steak and eggs.
Fried steak.
Fried egg potato slice.
Shit, new potato.
I can't remember the last time I had a steak.
That was just kind of... seared for a few minutes on each side.
Imagine flipping a steak like that, I feel like it'd be terrifying.
Steak is expensive.
I don't want to do that, that's not like cracking an egg man.
And then a fried egg.
How do you make a tender steak?
I don't because I don't make it.
I knew that was going to happen.
I was just saying how hard I was trying right there.
I don't cook steak.
I don't make it.
I only eat steak instead of restaurant, typically.
And I will barely order it unless it's the only thing really on the menu.
I eat beef.
I eat a fair amount of beef, it just, I don't really cook steak at the house.
For two reasons. One, out of fear of screwing it up.
And like I said, if you get a nice ribeye or something and you fuck it up, you feel awful about it.
I've done that a few times before, I've tried to do something like that.
And you get it and it was expensive and you go well that was fucking gross that I did terrible that that was bad I
Could have just went to a restaurant and had somebody make that for me way better than I did
It's one of the only items I truly will say that about
Come on
I
Fuck it up yourself when you can get it fucked up at a restaurant, but if it gets fucked up at a restaurant you can
Look if I cook a steak and I try to get it to a nice medium
And I fucking torch the thing and then I under season it's gross
I take off the bite of it. I go this is bad. This is rubbery and terrible. I don't get to raise my hand and go um
Can can this be remade and can you send this back?
back? No, like you can't, I'm the guy that gets sent back to. If you get a fucked up
steak and it really is bad and you, you could be like, I, I, you know, I've never done
this before. I've never said that the food I wasn't happy with food at a restaurant
ever. Never. Every time that waiter or waitress comes over, I, I could be talking in the middle
of a sentence about talking shit about the food. Oh, it's just awful. Yeah, the chicken
is so fucking dry. How's your meal? It's fantastic. Oh, everything good over here?
Doing good. Thanks for asking. I could be in the middle of the sentence.
I didn't I just the thought and the thought I know but the thing is is like I don't want to start
Because that's like a whole thing potentially, right?
I don't want the chef to come out. I have this like Larry David thing in my brain
Where the chef's gonna come out
You like who said that? Did you say that my CV was no good?
Well, I didn't say the CV wasn't good. I just I wasn't to my up to I usually get mine a little more prepared a little more done than that
So it is to be bad. I made it about to be for you. Yes, sir. I guess you could say that. Oh
So you do okay, so you do you have high standard so apparently I
Said I don't want to be a dick
But if it truly sucks disgusting then maybe I would
It's a crazy room I
Do have the rose
my grandma does that every time it's so awkward
I don't know why I'm imagining your grandmother
like an old grandmother in a chef outfit
with a chef hat on and you're sitting at a dining room table and she comes out
and you've complained about the food and you're sending it back to the kitchen or
something
Okay, typewriter now that now we're talking give me that avocado
Gulab Jamun. What's that? Fruit salad? Dull. Dull. Just checking. Yep. What's that?
Okay, I can press buttons here.
All right, the rose is definitely first.
Yeah, so let me get the rose.
Yeah, it doesn't matter where I am, it doesn't matter what's happening.
I don't send food back or drinks back drinks are actually okay
Because drinks are usually a lot easier like then cooking an entire steak again
I do the camera
That's a how's a moth
Tonight I hear the forest sing do you
In Sunbeams or Moonlight, this me...
Hold on, I gotta get the camera.
Stay down here. I gotta get the camera.
No one's gonna believe me if I don't take a picture of you.
And even still, people just say I fucking generated and like fucking stable diffusion.
Please stay there.
Can we take a video? Fuck, people are gonna think it was stable diffusion.
Come on in!
How do I prove that I did this?
Um, I'll hold a concert. You have to come in real life. Fuck, I didn't mean to throw
that at you. I'm sorry, I'm just so nervous. Uh-oh, he's mad. I certainly hope I didn't
blink.
He feels weird, man.
I'm ready to give you your favorite food.
Oh, this has Bigfoot on it.
What do you eat?
Do you want cheese?
No, bull here.
Uh, wait, chips.
Ugh!
Sorry, sir.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
It's my first day.
Please don't complain.
Please don't have the chef come out here and do his French accent.
What the fuck why that was uncalled for I don't know why I threw that at you but five
stars are appreciated for my god is this suggested what does he want fish and chips
If you don't, it's not, you don't put a bag of chips onto fried fish, that's not how it works.
No, that's not what he wants. He wants the bag of potato chips, right? I don't know how to give it to him.
I need the cabinet, shit. Alright, what was I doing? I need to see what you want.
Four vegetarian meals. Do I even have that here?
Fruit salad. French fries.
Cheese and crackers. No, that's not good. Wait. No, it's not.
Is it vegetarian? Yeah.
And then blueberry pie? Let's make this.
Maple...she...she...sheerup.
Is it a fridge item or is it a pantry item?
That's a pantry.
to what is this I've never heard of this what is it
Koovapchaman, what is it? What does it taste like?
Hey, a rose, I guess.
Here's your fucking food!
Oof-hoops!
It's such a joy to have this midnight snack.
It's such a great taste, I leave no crumb in my wake.
Weirdo.
What else you want?
Avocado?
I love avocado.
Alright, we got french fries.
We haven't even made these in months.
Four potato slices.
I should just leave this out.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
What are you trying to say?
They just don't get us.
I'm 25.
I'm Gen Z.
I'm late Gen Z.
They don't like get us
It looks like it's gonna
Won't you come inside and I'll teach you how to jump
Jump, then you will you gotta jump, then you will you gotta only gen
X knows that song
Papa's in the icebox looking for a can of ale
Papa's in the icebox looking for a can of ale
Why do I know this song by heart?
That's a lot of milk.
Alright, what am I making for this fucking weird bug fruit salad?
Blueberry, strawberry, two apple slices.
I don't even have apples.
Where do I get an apple?
Is Bugleberry a millennial?
No.
No, Bugleberry is at least...no, he's Gen X at least.
Go to the other side of your house.
Did I never find an apple?
in here. Bro, what did I just power? Dude. Hey, what did I just power, man? I just turned
something on. Bro. Bro, what did I just power? It's the lights, the lights work now. PogChamp!
Oh my god, pogchamp guys, the lights work in the house now.
Oh my god.
Um...
I've even graced by the giant of the stars.
Did you spoil the end of the game?
Once there was a wizard who came from Old Snakemouth, went clockwise around the mountain
and landed one pace past New South.
Are you Gen Z?
78% of people, well there's like 10,000 people here and 300 people said they were Gen Z.
Gen Z is getting old now, aren't they?
How old is it?
old gen Z getting close to 30 right 26 27 28 is is older gen Z that's crazy to
hear that 29 28 that's crazy
So, all you older Genza, you're getting kind of closer to the millennials, seriously.
28, damn, okay.
Done shopping at Lum Town.
Trek back the way he came.
Roon in hand, the man ended a couple paces past North's Flame.
It sunset with a bag and sword the wizard made for the east, his goal with a town named
four beyond fields of evil beasts.
Such a vast world.
Perhaps I should one day discover.
Gen Z, Inc.
Ain't no way.
All right, this is a clock here.
Was there a clock upstairs?
Is there an apple in here?
OK, I gotta find a time or something.
This is going to be a clock somewhere else.
I'm not sure.
Clock somewhere else?
Where's an, I, there's a clock somewhere, right?
What's with this leaf, shit?
And how many leaves are there?
NZunk.
Oh, and so, I guess I can make a blueberry pie, right, is that vegetarian?
This is vegetable butter, shit.
Chocolate chip cookies. Is chocolate vegan?
Chocolate's, yeah.
Dough, dough is vegan, right?
Sugar chocolate dough. Let's make chocolate chip cookies.
Flour, water, sugar, chocolate.
It's got milk.
But if it's chocolate chocolate, dark chocolate is not milk.
Dude, you know what I've been into recently as well?
80% 80% cow
Yeah, I was even thinking to get in the super total blackout bar at 100% and just going fucking crazy. Do you know what I mean?
I've seen those total blackout bars and I think about getting it, but you probably get fucking you probably puke I
Feel like I can handle it
Not right now, but eventually
They aren't good.
That's grandpa chocolate.
Dude, you don't look good for you.
I don't think the puzzle is on that radio station anyways um flower what's in here
Oh, what were we just talking about?
What was I just saying?
Oh, okay, dark chocolate, yeah.
Dark chocolate is so good for you.
Loaded with so much good stuff. It's got a decent amount of fiber. It's got tons of antioxidants
It has got supercharged antioxidants by the way
It is
crazy good for you
It's got a nice amount of calories too if you're looking to put on a little bit of calories
It tastes like fuck though. It's no dude. It does get get a 70% bar
Don't go full total blackout go 60 70% to come
Well, he's talking about health food again in clothes.
If you- dark chocolate has been studied ten fucking thousand times for its antioxidant
content and its vitamin content.
That is what- okay, get a doctor in here.
You get a doctor in here.
Go- next time you talk to- go to- okay, when you- you have a checkup coming up I heard
in the next few weeks, next few months, ask your doctor if high percentage dark chocolate
is good for you.
He's probably going to have chocolate all over his face because doctors know what the
fuck they're doing.
He's going to walk into your appointment, he's going to have a ton of chocolate fucking
all over his mouth and stuff.
And you're going to be like, oh, I guess that's accurate.
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have thought he was an idiot.
Did he even eat the cookies?
Okay, good, because he's getting peanut butter cookies next.
Sugar peanut butter, flour, water.
Where's the peanut butter?
Dark chocolate is so good for you though.
Alright, I gotta ping to the mod chat.
They've recently found out that a lot of dark chocolate have very elevated lead and cadmium
levels unfortunately. God damn it. A lot of popular brands were tested by consumer
reports and they found high levels. Get a different brand. Get a different brand. I
will eat dark chocolate until I'm dead, okay? You're never gonna stop me from doing that.
I don't care what the fucking doctor says, I don't care what the scientists tell me.
I'm eating chocolate.
I have chocolate, it's wonderful.
You're gonna have to fucking take it with my cold, dead hand.
That was vegetarian.
The doctor, yeah.
What does that, what does the doctors know?
Well, a dark chocolate has lead in it.
What do they know?
Don't even ask a doctor about this. This is just between you and me.
Dr. Chocolate is good for you.
So he doesn't like the cookies? The cookies are not vegetarian enough?
I need two more vegetarian meals. Where am I gonna get an apple?
Is this just on a bush somewhere?
Up on a tree?
A tree, a tree.
You have so many vegetarian meals, do I though?
I guess I have the mushroom stew.
You don't need to, hold on, VRJosh just posted, you don't need to square off chocolate entirely.
He has it while most of the chocolate bars in Consumer Reports tests had concerning
levels of lead, cadmium, or both.
Five of them were relatively low in both.
It shows it's possible for companies to make products with lower amounts of heavy metals
and for consumers to find, I only get organic dark chocolate.
I get organic 80% to 90% cacao bars.
That's all I'm not buying.
I don't get the heavy metal ones.
It's organic lead.
No, dude, I get the organic, it's just cocoa beans, cocoa powder, and water and shit.
They don't do anything else to this.
It's just cocoa beans and they add a little bit of sugar to it.
The FDA would not allow that.
All right, I gotta get through this.
I'm not saying I want to rush the game, but I've been too busy talking about chocolate.
All right, mushroom stir fry.
There's butter in that.
Mushroom soup.
What kind of broth is that? That's chicken broth. That's not vegetarian.
PB and J sandwich. He's not going to like this.
Butter is vegetarian? Since when?
Wait, butter is vegetarian? Is butter from cows?
not vegan oh fuck okay different right why am I I keep saying vegan all right so let's do
Two mushroom pasta butter.
Every time I think about wanting to eat a mushroom, it looks so appetizing and I always
want to do it.
That looks so great.
Man, I sauteed mushrooms and then I just don't like mushrooms.
Does anybody else sigh up themselves into liking mushrooms and they don't like them at all?
Water.
I feel like I'm just making them wrong.
Okay, I hope he likes this.
There you go. I hope you like it.
What treasure made this bag of mystery hold?
Good. Alright, so now we got one more and then I think I only have one more monster to deal with.
Okay, so, is broth vegetarian?
No, definitely not, right?
Isn't it boiled bones?
I don't think I have any other Alfredo.
No, it's cheese.
Is cheese vegetarian?
No.
Pizza, burger, fish and chips.
Where can I find an apple?
Cheese is vegetarian?
Hold on, let's go, he's getting cheese and crackers, let's go, done.
Three cheese, one cracker.
Okay, vegetarian didn't sound like it would be so bad.
butter what else can you it what else can you have in vegetarian everything just
not meat our eggs okay on vegetarian doesn't sound so bad you can do a lot
with all the cheese milk but about milk I mean I guess cheese is honestly was
milk on it? Eggs and milk are okay. Is milk meat? I mean eggs could be classified as meat
milk, isn't it? Technically, it's like the basis of meat. It's like meat zero, it's like
meet beta patch like zero point four
by giving my thing
That doesn't sound so bad though, that sounds...
Oh, I didn't get a key.
I feel like vegetarian would kind of go pretty...
Not easy, but...
I feel like there'd be...
There's a lot you could do with that.
I used to be a vegetarian, it was okay.
Okay, so he didn't give me a key, so what the hell am I going to do now?
I need a clock, right?
Clock bingo.
It is 2,14, uh, 2.4, how do I do the colon, 2 colon 4?
Okay, so it's almost 4, so that would be 3,45-ish.
Wait, it's just one hand.
Uh, what?
Most of those are wizards who came from Old Snakemouth, went clockwise around the mountain,
landed on, landed one pace past due self.
Okay, so that's seven o'clock.
So we land, so we go clockwise to seven, then done shopping at Lumbtown, trekked back the
way he came, a couple, so we're going from seven to ten, seven back to ten, then at sunset
Bag and Sword, east, goes from the town of 4, back to 4, so 7, 10, 4.
So we're going to start at midnight, right? So 7,
back to 10,
and then over to 4.
Yeah, how salad you want a fucking house salad? Okay
Wait, I this is the blue I found it
How do I care bro
Cool
It's a digital moth.
At last you've made it.
You have proven a worthy steward of our sacred home.
You sense overflowing compassion as you stand in this row.
The gathering of this chosen family awaits beyond the final meal.
What's the last meal?
Remember to take care.
And make good memories.
got it and there's a key wait I have so many questions and then Job asked God
100 questions and God answered with 60 answers that were kind of vague
And God said to Job, how dare you question anything that I do?
And then Job said, well, why did I just ask you a hundred questions?
We've been here for seven hours.
Serial?
Fortunate gems.
Cereal fortunate gems
I've got your favorite cereal
Finally here
We need a bowl you know bowl
There we go
Dude, how do I pour him a bowl of cereal?
What?
Bro wants milk in the cereal.
Well what the fuck?
I need that magic cereal back.
Do I have it in the pantry?
Oh, yes, I got tons of magic cereal.
Alright, here's a new recipe.
Cereal milk bowl spoon.
Stay here, don't leave.
I know you're about to leave.
Where are the bowls?
Oh, you idiot!
Stop it!
Who is your daddy? And what does he do?
Ooh, looks good.
There you go.
There you go.
Alright, well you better leave me a present.
What do you got for me?
Hey, hey, hey, shithead!
Hey, dickhead! Where's my present?
Thank you.
Okay, I'm following you.
Whoa!
What did you do?
Oh, I thought he like burnt the forest down.
This is the final meal.
The final recipe.
My dear, as I put ink to thoughts, memories of bygone summer nights flow.
Cricket songs touched by the scent of charcoal and pine,
deserved over a lifetime.
They're verses for all who reside in this space.
We're makin' bugs.
We're gonna make cooked crickets.
When these words are found, the little ones have made a new friend.
And you, a new family, we will meet again.
May a lifetime of songs fill you.
Oh, look.
money here. Okay. Oh, is everybody here? All of my friends are here. That's this cute.
So how do I make the ultimate meal? Oh, wait, I gotta get a good picture. No, that's a bad
throw that away hey let me stay right there oh ow ow
no
no
Is everybody in that?
Alright, I've burned the evidence.
So how do I make them some food?
I want a marshmallow.
How come I don't get one?
Do I have to make a can of beans?
I thought he was going to punch me in the face.
He was...
There was like that rare and back picture that, like, I'm going to punch you in the
face picture. Creature Kitchen. That, hey, that was very nice. That was a great game.
I loved it.
A little bite-sized game for a bite-sized evening here.
We're gonna play Tom and Archie.
We'll play for like an hour or two.
I'm not going to go super late into the evening though, maybe like an hour, hour and a half.
I actually do meet at this time.
Anything else?
Is that it?
Could be the end.
Cool.
Very nice creature kitchen.
It's on steam if you'd also like to check it out.
Very cool game, very wonderful.
I'm glad I played it.
It was on the list for a long time.
Give me about two or three minutes.
I'm gonna pee and I'm gonna get a water
and it will do some Tomodachi life for like 45 to 30 minutes.
Ahem, beer back.
before I leave for the next video, I'm going to show you a little bit of a little bit of
Before I leave I had is another tahini crusty review and hey, what do you know?
Burson fucking hates it. I
Tried the tahini. Christina. I gathered the best freshest ingredients that I even enjoy wait. Hold on
I
Gathered all the best ingredients that even I enjoy using other recipes
But I still hated it with every fiber of my being. What do you mean?
you gathered the freshest ingredients that I even I enjoy using in in other
recipes. Did you stray away from the recipe? I hated it with every fiber of my
being. I really wanted to like it because I regard your words as gospel. Yes, I
followed your recipe and visual guide to the letter. Okay, I should mention my
parents love it for some reason. I think your parents just know what good stuff tastes like.
Tahini is not anybody's taste. Did I fuck up by telling everybody to eat tahini and it's like
incredibly overpowering and everybody just hates it? I've seen people say, oh no dude, you should
You should just replace the tahini with balsamic vinegar and then replace the sourdough with
a little bit more of a toasted brioche.
Oh, and then get rid of the olives.
And instead of olives, I'm thinking maybe cherry tomatoes.
And I was like, well, dude, that's not my recipe.
That's taking the whole boat apart and putting the boat back together again with different
pieces.
You need to show the haters how to make it correctly guys.
It's two pieces of bread in the toaster and then you pour a little bit of fucking olive
oil on it and throw three olives.
There's no secret.
There's not like, oh, let me show you the right way to do it.
This is how you do it correctly.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Yeah, it's not going to be long. Maybe 30 minutes.
Just want to check in with the island.
I definitely have to get up more, though.
I think we are going to go back to the hour breaks.
I mean, granted, I've been live for 10 hours today, in total.
That's pretty abnormal.
But I think we're going to have to go back to it.
I need an excuse to actually get up and move around.
But not right now, not today, not tomorrow.
Okay, let's go to Tomodachi.
I have a battery on my Wiimotes.
Now we're good.
Okay, there are two new residents that I did not make.
and I were testing the apparently you can share me's and blueprints but it's a local only and
you can't use them anywhere else you have to only use them locally you can't share them again
so there are two residents holly made them let's see if you can find out who they are
something is happening though oh no it's night time all right so the new residents
let's see if we can see where they are I don't really want to spoil it but okay
and their houses are down here.
All right, hold on.
Are they in there sleeping?
Yeah, he's in here.
Huh?
Hey there.
It's Ronald McDonald.
DJ, I'm Ronald McDonald.
I'm an outgoing merry maker.
I'm a social butterfly
loves hanging out with friends. It's pretty damn good isn't it? And I'll find the fun in anything.
I can't wait to start living here. Okay so we got Ronald McDonald now.
And this one's really good. All right let's do another reveal.
I was being asked to do this and I'm so glad that I didn't because this one's way better.
He's sleeping so you can't really see him very well, but he's chest of the cheetah.
Wake his ass up.
Talkin' to Christie Smecher?
Hey, what's the pairing?
I attack?
Caring.
It looks really good from the front. Which is the front?
Awwww.
What was that about?
Historical document.
Oh. Ha ha ha.
What's up?
So, there we go. There's the Tudor Residence. Yeah, I know. Two men.
The latest thing I'm into. Shooting Laser Rise. A hundred percent.
Why is your island only just food sponsorships? The identity's not a sponsorship. It's a...
How many food characters are there?
Okay, one, two, three.
Three, that's nothing.
Four, five.
Dude, I can't, every time I see him,
I fucking laugh at him.
Uh, six.
7. There are only 7 food characters.
Bucinex is a food product. No, it's a... that doesn't count.
That's 7 out of 25 residents. That's not even a third.
No 41 island, damn.
Hospital.
Who's gonna get the hospital room?
Nusen's a food character because I eat my boogers.
Well I read it, so you can high five the dude next to you, whoever you said, and I bet he
Who reads this? Or maybe he will read this.
Alright, this is an East Asia tour.
What about Island Builder? I feel like I'm missing out on it. What about Weowood?
Give Ronald the hospital?
There's gonna be a cheeseburger room. There's gonna be some kind of food room.
Alright, now there really are too many residents.
How many people are there total?
612, 1824.
Alright, there are 25 residents.
I think it's time to settle down.
There's too many people.
I have the two people on the line.
We need some major developments to happen before any new people get added.
I'd like some dinner.
Okay.
How about mashed potatoes?
Yum.
You know like mashed potatoes?
Un-American.
My dream last night was bonkers.
Wish I could remember more about it.
It's beyond his time. I feel like they just chewed up potatoes in their mouth and that just turned it into mashed potatoes.
He would like it.
Do I wa-
YEEEAP.
Given the light bulb, may in they invented the goddamn thing?
Invented the gosh darn thing. Might as well give it to him.
And skipin' the battery too.
He's the first battery.
What else can I give him?
Abmetal Screw.
No, don't give him all the prizes.
Oh, the historical document.
off.
Right, now don't like fuck off with all this good shit, he's going to like leave the island.
That book looks like Japanese.
Did I get?
Wait, can I see it?
Let me see that.
It looks like a... an ancient... an ancient Japanese book.
Oh, he's reading it.
Oh, he's not happy about it.
What do you mean, there's other cultures?
What does that mean?
Japan?
No, there's only the 13 colonies.
What is Japan?
Oh!
He's reading porn? That's not porn.
What's written in this book? There was something written on the first three pages, and the rest of this shit is empty.
He's reading Sun Tzu.
Um.
Why is Ben's room empty?
Cause he's brand new, we just got him.
I'll fix that right now.
Well, he's really getting into the reading of the Japanese history.
Can we give him the Sakura Bloomset?
One of the most historical American figures.
We're going to put him into Japan and give him all things related to Japan.
Make him kawaii.
Yeah, this is different.
Thank you.
Make him a weeb.
I kinda like that arc, that's funny.
Look, he's reading his manga in his Sakura Blossom room.
And he's eating his sushi.
Alright, he's doing fine.
I don't know...
What do you got going on in here?
I want to change up the vibe of the bar room, I'm thinking something like this.
That's alright.
Do you want to chronicize your room?
This could be nice too.
And this is just kind of a grocery store.
Is the grocery store storeroom?
I could... Alright, here, we'll do this.
I have that room, I'll give it to you.
Here.
What did he want?
Oh, shit, I need to go get it. Okay, you wanted it.
I guess I do have the wedding set.
You can have it. Fine, I'll make him happy.
This would be weird if this was your room though.
You bedroom.
Yeah, this is different.
Thank you.
What's that? Is he sick?
He just sneezed.
Is he allergic to something here?
Oh wait, is it Captain Crunch?
Yup, you know it's time to pump up the jam
every time we look at Captain Crunch,
he starts dancing.
He just breakdances every time we see him.
Alright, well, there's something happening down here.
is for you
Is it their anniversary?
I had the same idea
Wow, you two really don't care for each other very much at all, do you?
I guess it doesn't matter though
We're on a date. Let's see what goes
That's a one.
Yeah, let me see.
Oh, I'm just.
At the.
Date on the beach.
I would.
The best ever.
Make it a better view.
Oh, I'm just.
Oh.
I wonder if.
That's not a perfect.
Okay.
What's in the ocean over there?
They're reminiscing about dog vitamins exchange, got it?
ZR to get rid of the UI. Oh, that's a good thing, you know.
It is omega free for dogs. It doesn't matter what I say.
I could tell you that it was fucking...
It's like spaceship fuel, and I was literally like an astronaut.
It doesn't matter what I say it is.
I can tell you it was a... wait.
Why are we having a conversation?
Your skin is so smooth. I wish I was tiny enough to set up a water slide on your nose
Huh, he just said it was greasy
That's like that's not a compliment that is dude you are a greasy face. I
Want to set up a water slide on your face. It's next level insulting
We're gonna get that sword away from Church of the Legey.
That's all he does now.
He's obsessed with it.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
Easy!
That was a...
That was a hard swing.
Whoa, hey, whoa easy that was a hard swing
They get you put in you could put in time out for this one like that
Why they're having an anime battle
who wins this he's done well that was I guess that was kind of fun you don't you
don't even you that you don't even know who that is can you at least meet this
person no I want to fight a stranger and I won't meet him and I'm mad about it
okay well that's fine I guess
he's just been hanging out listening to his tunes the whole day
You're Church Luigi? I'm point of the tall.
You can recognize that when the me's need attention, they don't want to meet people.
He doesn't need attention, he's just pissed.
He's a worse character than Gloom Man.
I'm feeling a little upset.
Oh, here.
You should eat a...
Pen. All racing.
I don't like it. It isn't like anything right now.
That's not good for the romance option.
I'm sure you have. What do you have?
Give me the hour. No. You'll be all right.
Give him the tissues. No, we got a lot of things going on here.
Oh. Here to trouble me?
Alright, I'm not gonna mess this one up. Right here, right there. Alright, that's good.
What the fuck is that character? Who is this? It's Toad. Man, Toad without that hat on,
really. He's looking like a scrub daddy.
Congratulations one...
Congratulations one...
Congratulations one...
Oh, I could have had a Golden Retriever.
That would have been cool.
and
Oh, guess it was just a tree.
It's just a parking lot, man.
What's up?
I forgot about that.
That was a long time ago.
When I talked to this lady about the dog vitamins, we both got secret into it, now we've entered our friends.
My talk was of analysis of the dog vitamins, and I just mean in general, across the whole island that'd be great.
Huh?
Evening.
Hello, neighbor from serial harm perpetrators.
Good to see you.
Good evening.
It may just be my imagination.
my imagination it's time I get the feeling that Bella has a crush on me it's time you'd be cute
together you really think so I feel the same way done it's not happening I wonder what Bella is up to right now
He's still there bro stop dancing go do something else
Oh, man.
Alright, let's go.
Uh...
Dude, we're just talking.
Talk about League of Legends.
Dude, we're just talking.
Talking about League of Legends.
He's pissed.
Oh, he doesn't even know who I am.
We never even met before.
Oh, now he's all fucked up.
Hi, well, we vibe together, man.
You're killing the vibes.
Here's what dog shit when you showed up.
Hey, go talk to Peter Griffin.
Haven't seen you around before?
I'm P-Talk.
You're P-Talk?
I'm your little neighbor.
You messed up this moment?
You know so much about cigarettes.
Wow.
So Peter would do these moves and that one he's done that one in many episodes.
So funny.
Okay, I want you to meet me. Come over here. What's your problem with me?
Um, hello, it's nice to meet you. My name is hello, neighbor. Hey, hello, neighbor. I'm Jerry.
You're the reason Hello Neighbor is going to make the murder house.
Where'd he get this hat?
Well now apparently we're friends.
We just were strangers.
He just didn't know where it was.
You're welcome.
All right, can we try this now?
Why are you talking to me?
Okay, well that's working.
I'll check back in later.
They're swapping love stories.
That was some blushing.
They both make and shit up.
There's the source of the problem.
I believe it all does not deserve love.
Damn.
No need to thank me.
Wanna play Shadow Quiz?
Bored.
We could try bowling to pass the time.
That's a massive mistake.
That's a huge problem.
Oh, that's bad.
Oh boy, it's good now, isn't it?
Alright, Golden Retriever.
Let me see that Golden Retriever.
A freaking diamond.
Let's see, I wanna see what Teen Stooge is drawing about.
Keep them coming.
That was kind of a strange bit.
Glad that was only a dream.
Oh, uh, what's up?
You're at karaoke? What kinds of songs are you singing? I am gonna be singing.
Can I already answer this?
Snake Eater.
I love snake eaters.
I love snake eaters.
Let's do it.
That's a different song.
I give my life to not fall.
Loret, what's for you?
I'm holding a drink in a short, thick glass.
It's got two of those little straws, the little weird green plastic ones that are tiny.
There's two of them in there.
There's a fuckload of ice in this drink and it's watered down.
It's been sipping on it for like three hours.
It was like three fingers of whiskey at one point.
And it's down to like just a watery junk and holding it four inches away from my face
up.
Singing that song.
And I'm taking a couple of sips out of this watery mess and it just tastes like balls, you know what I mean? It just tastes like ass.
Whoa, like and subscribe!
I don't like music very much. I don't listen to very much music. I really don't.
Alright, express gratitude to Kathy.
I love dump dinners.
Yep.
Let's do this.
I'm getting a question mark right now.
Getting question marked.
Okay.
Just Google, please Google that.
Kathy, we have something we want to say to you.
What's going on?
This is out of the blue.
I love dump dinners.
I love dump dinners.
I love dump dinners.
Dump dinners, suspect, is a Kathy Mitchell cookbook.
And an accessory set.
I'm so glad that you all say something like that to me.
My heart is so full, it may just burst.
Elite ball knowledge required.
Yeah, you have to understand the extended universe to know what I just did and apparently none of you did.
Yeah, you've had this for the- I feel like after a while this would get really tiring.
This is a kind of a vacate- there's an Airbnb kind of room.
After a week, I would not want to be in this anymore.
What about a party?
That's kind of a cookie-esque.
This is exactly the kind of room I wanted to live in. Thank you.
Tathi's required reading? I would say so.
I think the Express Ready Set go, the Turbo Cooker, all the Express Ready Set goes.
Pretty much the microcrisp, I think all the Kathy Mitchell main line series, we're talking
about like the main line series, I think all six, I would say all six of them are required
if you want to stay here.
There was a couple of side, kind of, I'll call them non-canon series with Kathy Mitchell.
Like Dump Cakes I think was a side project.
That's not the Express 101, but the Express ready set go.
How many Expresses were there?
The GT Express 101?
the express ready set go?
There was a few of them.
And making it an emote for it to be PogChamp.
I, it's gonna happen.
And I might get sick of it
after a month of what's happening for a while.
You wanna talk about gatekeeping an entire
potential group of people that come to this channel and don't know the lingo
we're gonna be like why are they putting awesome panes in the chat what the fuck are they doing
just don't get it man
yeah i love the sea
it's so blue
I haven't done this in a while, let's see this.
Hello, and welcome to the evening edition of Me News.
A recent photograph that was claimed to have captured a real ghost has created quite a
stir.
The Me News Paranormal Investigation Team took a look, and here's what we found.
photo in question, taken by Greenim and him, shipped the island community when it was suggested
that a ghost was visible in the background. That's just Sterl, that's just a guy.
Another normal investigation team has evaluated the photo and is now able to announce the results.
It was just Ster. He does look kind of creepy though. He called it with Ster, who said that it was
probably me. But isn't that also what a ghost would say? This reporter isn't giving up that easily.
We asked presidents for their reactions.
Do you have any more details?
I want to get pumped up about this news with everyone.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Bella gosh.
Thank god they protected their privacy.
Yeah, they protected their privacy.
The one guy covered in boils with the big green head.
There's only one guy that looks like that
In their entire ecosystem is one guy
That's a go way
Are you but okay, that was I'm gonna fall in love with yeah, we've got a new romance coming
Wait, no, it's Miss Piggy.
He's kind of Kermit.
He's kind of Kermit.
He's puke Kermit.
He's disgusting, diseased Kermit.
He's 812 vision Kermit.
She just doesn't have her glasses.
I think it's gonna work.
Okay, I think I'm gonna have to name a song
that I think it's gonna sound so stuffy.
I must be good.
I'm gonna go for a song that I just need to know.
She deserves better.
I think she deserves, I think she's gonna,
I think it's love.
Can you imagine the children? That would come out of here.
Is it Musenek's Miss Piggy character that's potential here?
I don't want to imagine that. Well, you're not going to need to eventually.
If it works out
Do we even know captain crunch bro
Bro.
Oh, no.
You're not even made.
My name is Gacha.
Nice to meet you.
You son of Captain Crunch.
It's the KFC, Colonel.
It's not...
He's very gear dependent.
Once we get the right gear,
it will be Captain Crunch.
He's incredibly gear dependent.
He's incredibly gear dependent.
He's incredibly gear dependent.
should we chat in my room next time the invite him over
level up
Alright, I'm probably gonna end soon.
I did just want to show you guys Ronald McDonald and, um...
Jester the Cheeto.
It's getting late.
Sprinkler?
Oh, actually, I want that.
That was 40 minutes ago?
Well, I did tell you I was only gonna stream for another 40 minutes.
I told you I wasn't lying this time. It's late.
We're going to send somebody on vacation and then that's going to be it.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
An exciting new travel destination is now available.
An East Asia tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain.
The size of relief could be heard throughout the island, and one resident is quoted as
saying I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon I could really use the alone
time it looks like a wish who has a roommate so someone can leave immediately
stop by the wishing fountain send Ben Franklin thanks for watching we Ben
Franklin's going on back-to-back vacations but I get it
The
East Asia doesn't include Japan.
Now there already is a Japan trip.
Oh, are you really giving me an east Asia tour?
Thank you so much.
Yeah, Kyoto's his own vacation.
So this is going to be China and Korea?
Oh, he sent him to the wrong destination.
And Franklin in a panda outfit.
That's an interesting stance.
Okay, alright.
This is gorgeous by the way.
That was a wonderful trip.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
Here I cultured Ben Franklin.
I got to give that tea set to me.
This is such an ISO.
This looks like a gnome lives here.
But a gnome that has an invisibility spell
and he's just bad at it.
And he thinks his house is invisible.
It does say DUNCE. What a weird thing to have there.
Alright, the last thing. Checking on the queen.
Okay. I'll give you somebody.
really important queen nectarine would maybe the little the chick right hedgehog
would be cool too
hedgehog foot no we're gonna we're gonna make Sonic the hedgehog and then he's
gonna get the hedgehog
I'm going to do the check.
What else can I give you?
Maybe the knitting set.
Does anybody have this yet?
I have it.
Oh.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm in love with Fairy.
All right.
Let's make it happen.
Come on.
Come on, let's go.
We're making this happen.
Too many of you are not making any moves.
Everybody's got to crush.
No one's making a move.
A wonderful evening.
Is it not, Fairy?
Nice to see you, Peach.
Did he pop?
Finish 20% in tomorrow's see-through.
Do you think that's it?
Watch it for the timer.
Which means the timer is on.
Is this a...
Is...
Are they getting kind of heated here or this...
It looks kind of...
No, he's blushing.
Come on.
Come on.
Finish 20%.
Well, anyway, should we play this one?
Come on, it's true love.
Why is Mario walking around in a bathroom?
What is this?
Is he in a martial arts outfit?
Oh, no, he's coming.
He put on his martial, he put on his karate outfit
to come and kick the shit out of Bulu Berry.
I feel like that's whoa man you were you prepared yourself for this you walked across the whole
town with his bare feet to come give bugle bear a piece of his mind
I want you to meet right this is the bizarro universe but you guys might as well meet
It's nice to meet you. My name is Church Mario. Good day. Church Mario. I am called Queen victory
Do you guys think that across universes and across worlds that they could still
Find love
That must mean they're soulmates
Very much. Oh, thanks for your tea.
Nice talking to you, Church Mario.
Oh, she said leave.
Now I'm close to clean victory, and it's all thanks to you,
ain't ya?
Hey, come on.
I don't know what to do with it.
Hey, Feta.
What are you doing to that light?
Stir.
We got to get stir. Do close.
That's worst lamp placement.
I wouldn't have done that.
He's just been listening to this song for so long.
Good evening, boy of the tall.
Do you feel like talking about...
Power Pills?
Uh-oh, they're gonna do pills.
What? I was just thinking about Power Pills, too.
I feel destiny at work here, boy of the tall.
Please be friends with me.
I've never been known to shy away from destiny.
A drug buddy, friends.
Goodness.
Aren't they already friends, though?
Or am I crazy?
Oh, they wanted to be friends.
really bad phone contact.
Drug friend, how goes it?
Drug buddy and I both can stop thinking about power pills.
So now we're friends.
Feels like drug friend and I were fated to become friends.
You're a bad example.
Okay, it's Tomodachi Life.
We just, we go, we get a little wild in Tomodachi Life, alright?
I
Like a cork
I speak with the loud boys
I speak my speakers
Okay, I have to.
So then what Captain Crunch doing, this makes me laugh.
I'm sorry.
It's canon now.
It's canon.
It's canon now.
We have only two serial farders on the island.
I'm going to forget about that and it's going to make me laugh hard one day.
40-year-old man? Yeah.
What did Ben Franklin say about farts?
Benjamin Franklin's most famous fart quote, but an essay titled, Fart Proudly,
written in 1781, which argues for a scientific approach to making flatulence odor-free.
What? This is not real. This is not real. I'm skipping over the AI part. It can't be real.
No, he did. He wrote a letter about farting.
I love how one of the follow-up potential questions is, was Ben Franklin a nudist?
He took air baths. He believed cold air exposure was a tonic that invigorated him.
He wrote about this habit in letters as early as 1768, explaining he was most agreeable to his constitution.
What did I tell you guys is the most important stat?
What it's not strength, it's not wisdom, it's not intelligence, it's not how strong you are.
It's your constitution, your fortitude, your will. It is the only thing that truly matters.
It's the only thing that you need to make sure you have a strong constitution, strong
fortitude, a strong will to live.
Get it.
Church Luigi died in the fucking back of the Home Depot, whatever the hell this is.
The Office Depot, is he alright?
Where's Mario's sad?
There, will you go help him?
You don't know what to do?
Do so- oh, yes, stand there and-
Holy shit, what a monster!
Wow!
Okay.
Um...
Don't have to call anybody, just walk out the door.
And that's all you can do.
Nothing else.
What's the follow up here, I wonder?
He's tripping balls right now.
No, he's not.
So okay, I think people are getting sick on the island.
What is happening with everybody?
What's going on?
I was talking to Queen Neptune, but the convo got real boring real quick.
Close the airport and the ferry.
No.
Will you go help your brother?
Did you let them use the next bugger on me?
Please help me.
Oh, this game makes me laugh man, it's so stupid.
Man, you can always count on Church Mario.
I had a great time with Church Luigi. Couldn't have done it without you, Big Chee.
This game's only as stupid as the person making it to be honest. Is that why is it a dig at me?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm having a great time, man. This is like one of my favorite games this whole year.
Here's your first Summon item. What do you think it is?
I don't... It's a role playing game? The answer is...
Role playing game? Next, your second Summon item. What do you think it is?
It's better than Resident Evil 9 while I gotta finish Resident Evil 9.
The answer is...
Group Fear Float?
And finally, the last zoomed in item.
What do you think it is?
Uhhhhhhh...
Fried Plantains?
Renola?
The correct answer is...
Fried Plantains?
That sounds good.
Like I said that the last time Plantain showed up.
Congratulations, you won.
Time for you.
A makeup box.
I could have had a hamster.
Alright.
I'm not gonna laugh.
We'll see what Ronald McDonald's got going on.
And then I'm gonna call it, that's it.
Do you have a moment I would just love it if there were a round-street lamp right here
Weird where is this? Well, that's a big improvement
This is the stupidest place for a street lamp.
Why did you want that here?
Okay, well.
Alright.
Truly the final thing.
What's she's knitting?
Hmm?
Actually, one last thing is we're going to go to Belagoth and go try...
Um, welcome to the home of serial harm perpetrators.
Hold on.
I've always admired smart people.
And if I want people to admire me, I've got to get smart clothes.
Unfortunately this is your-
I want some clothes that make me look smart.
Your character clothing.
But I'm gonna get you something.
Is this still kind of in the same vibe right? It's got the red.
How does that know you make like smart?
Smart as business casual.
I said this sucks LOL what do you mean?
The outfit?
Look, I'm just seeing what I got in the closet. That's all I'm doing.
What about a makeup box?
I need her and Ms. Pacman to experiment already.
Experiment? Okay.
Okay, uh, like, I'm trying to get that, I'm rooting for that too.
This could be it.
Holy shit.
Why are you so weird?
That's the second time she's had a crush on somebody and did something really weird to them.
Just really weird, just bizarre, like you have an opportunity, you're at this place where you can maybe level up your relationship
and just act strange, so strange that they've run away from you. It's the second or third time it's happened.
And I mean physically turning around and running away.
She's shining the flashlight in people's eyes.
At least she's aware of it.
Yeah.
All right, I'll see you later. Have a good night.
I'll probably be live in a couple of days, somewhere in that like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday-ish.
I didn't plan on streaming for like 11 hours today, but you know, whatever. 10 or 11.
I just felt like coming back. I want to play this again and I want to get through another game too.
Uh, that was fun. Double feature.
Have a great rest of your night. See you later. That's gonna be it. I'm just gonna end.
But I gotta pick one of these.
All right, say a letter. Take care. Goodbye. It's all saved. Everything's here. We got
25 people here. I might not do this. Who am I kidding? Yes, I will.
Oh, I'm after yeah, there's no there's no way I'm gonna not do this
I'm too invested
But it'll be like an hour to each night now. I probably won't do any more
Five to six hour streams of this game
I'll do something else and then probably end with it for an hour or two or however long it is after I or maybe begin with it
but
We'll do smaller portions of the game
But I am very invested, at least until we see some of the relationship stuff.
I want to see these five different triangles play out, and I want to see if anybody gets
married and has any more kids, and I want to see a fight.
So we'll see.
All right, see you later.
I'm just going to end.
I'm not going to do like an outro or anything.
See you later.
Take care.
Have a good one.
Bye-bye, guys.