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Yeah, I think my phone might be broken, I think my iPad's broken.
To say that Jeremy 900, 800, 500 is streaming right now again on my notification, I think
the phone might be messed up.
Should I take this to an Apple genius?
How's it going?
Welcome back.
We're back.
Another stream.
Good to see you.
Saw a lot of you last night.
Hey, how you doing?
Today, I'm going to go over something
that a lot of people are going to be very happy about.
And be very happy to hear some of this stuff.
And this is breaking news.
Breaking news as of right now.
Would you like to hear it?
Resident Evil 9 is coming back next time, Mr.
That's breaking news as of 10 minutes ago.
Feel pretty good.
This medication I'm on right now, I think it's gotten me in a good spot.
There's still some problems but don't need to get into those.
I would say I'm like 75% better.
So that was my threshold for, alright let me do some more intense stuff potentially on
stream and that is exactly what we're going to do.
Uh, Toma, we're going to play Toma Not Your Life right now.
Because I'm addicted to it and I love it.
Uh, we're also going to do something later.
This stream's only going to be like an hour long.
I'm not kidding.
We'll be laughing for about two hours.
Uh, Sturr is playing Casino Inc. today.
He's never played it.
He's never even seen any footage of the game.
no idea what the game is. Upon further inspection, I have verified that claim to be true. So
he has no idea. He thinks the game is a casino building game, which I mean it is, but so
I knew he was going to do this. So I was like, when are you going to do it? And he said,
actually, they're doing it today. So I was like, Oh, shit. So I'm getting some snacks
ready. And we're just going to raid stir in like two hours. And I'm going to watch along
with everybody. Are you prepared for the emotional trauma when he hates it? Look, I've hyped
up games to stir before many, many times. I'm ready for it. And I feel like I think
Blueprints was the last one that I was like, no, dude, play it. It was one of my top games
of the year. And I think he genuinely fucking hated that game. That's the last one. But
That's fine.
Look, you don't have to know.
Everybody doesn't have to like the same things.
I understand why you would hate blueprints
when you got to a certain point of blueprints.
No spoilers.
Those of you that have played blueprints,
you know the point where your friend would probably call you
and say, why did you tell me to play this?
We all know what that point is.
If you can get over that point, then you can.
It's like, wow, this game is incredible.
Everybody knows what that point is.
What about the Vampire Survivors incident?
Yeah, I know.
I think this is different though because this is less of a, hey dude, this is, this game
is incredible, the video game itself, the gameplay, like it's a world-changing gameplay.
I mean, he's looking to like burn the fucking place down, you know what I'm talking about?
He's looking for like fights to break out.
Like, it's a different kind of why the game is good.
It's because the game is outfucking outrageous, right?
It's a different, it's like a, there's like a Venn diagram of like the things that make
a game worth playing.
It doesn't always have to be a 10 out of 10 video game.
It could be a 10 out of 10 experience, but the game is dog shit.
I think we're all in agreements on that.
Like, okay, I would never have recommended anyone by Raven's Cry.
Do you remember Raven's Cry?
I've made two videos of that game ten years ago.
That game was not good. It was awful.
But I would actually recommend people play it because it was so out of control.
That's one of the most fun, that's some of the most fun I've ever had in a video game.
And it was that game, right?
How can you deny that? Like the layers of
entertainment value and enjoyability of this other thing
Well, it was incredibly enjoyable
Not because it was any good, but it was just so charmingly all over the place
It's the most fun you could possibly have while playing an app
Oh, I'm sorry, the teen stooch just showed up on screen. He was on screen for a second.
But yeah, we're gonna go back to Resident Evil 9. We're gonna put Tombidachi Life sort of into
a little cooldown period, I think as of this coming week. I'll probably play it again,
but just to let you know, we're gonna give it a cooldown period because we're gonna
back to Resident Evil 9. I'm gonna try to complete Resident Evil 9. And depending on how I feel about
Resident Evil 9, I think what I'm probably gonna do, I'll probably put a pretty strict timer on Resident
Evil 9 just to make sure that I'm like, good for it. So probably like one to three hours in Resident
Evil 9 and then okay we'll play some Tom and Juliet for an hour, kind of like we've been doing the last
two days. So it'll be like split time. I also probably gonna go back to the forced one hour breaks.
I think it's just good for me in general. I think it's something that I should be doing.
And the only way I will actually get up is if I'm forced to. And that's not me saying like,
oh, I have no self control. It's just, it's easy to sit here and just not do it because I'm
getting to get into something. But if you have something that says, hey, you gotta get up,
it's been like an hour it's been an hour and 10 minutes whatever it's okay fine all right i'm getting
up so if you missed last night which you probably did a lot of you uh we do have a couple new
residents that were given to us from holly i'll show you again because it was really last late
last night when you saw. This is Chest of the Cheetah. He's drawing a picture of himself in the sand,
so not conceited at all, but totally cool and totally radical.
The outfit is kind of perfect, isn't it?
He looks really good.
Hey, I just spilled my soup as I'm typing this.
It's soaking straight into my mouse pad.
Fuck you all.
I was excited for the world once in my life.
I can't have anything.
Whoa!
Dude, are you alright?
Hey, dude, I feel you.
I feel you.
I felt like the fuck you all is crazy.
I feel you though.
wait if you get a mousepad wet all bets are off every whole day is ruined I'm
so sorry dude like that's happened to me more than a few times in the last year
because the mousepad then you have to air it out it doesn't just dry no it suck
it sucks absolute ass I feel that chatter I'll be doing all right man
Yeah, because then, okay, what do you want to do with another mousepad?
What if you don't have another mousepad?
No, no, it's fine.
No, you can't even use the computer.
You can, but, ugh.
Without a mousepad, though, I feel like it's gonna catch any of my movements.
What did you say?
I do a glass table raw dog with no mouse pad
Damn, that's actually wild behavior.
Glass is reflective, right?
On an optical mouse?
That's crazy behavior.
Okay, we'll get some new clothes for you, why not?
Maybe the skeleton costume, I feel like I would walk around in that for five minutes
and think it was funny.
And who else are we going to give this to?
It doesn't work on anybody else, I don't think.
Dude, I'm feeling good today.
I made a big smoothie.
This is just plain Greek yogurt.
Oh, I've got to cook to eat this pep bananas?
Blueberries?
We don't have to be like talking about God on a prayer lunch, it's so much.
It's an opener.
I also saw a few people saying that I'm starving them to death.
It's pretty delicious.
You are though.
look it's hard when you have 25 people on the island you end up getting sucked
into two people's issues and then you just forget to feed everybody else
that's too much for you right now
okay howl at you do you doing fine
I have 56 and they're all starving.
Also feeding your me is a little more intricate.
It's multiple clicks.
It takes about 30 seconds to feed a me.
30 seconds times if you get 50 me's.
Now you're talking about minutes of your game session, not focusing on the relationship drama that happened down the street.
What should we talk about?
Um...
What did you have in mind?
Talk about the Muppets.
Why are they incapable of feeding themselves?
I'll Kermit the Frog.
Game's a little quiet.
I got you.
I'll Kermit the Frog.
the chef from the Muppets. How does she react to this, I wonder? Make beaker. No, the problem
is when you pick a franchise, like I picked Mario, for instance. You gotta make them all.
You can't just make Church Mario. You need Church Luigi. You need Satanist Mario. You
You need Queen Nectarine, you can't just have Mario, right?
So if I have made Miss Piggy, now I gotta make the Swedish Chef, now I gotta make Gonzo,
now I gotta be careful with the franchises.
Do you feel like talking about...
Permit the Frog?
Sure!
I first heard about Permit the Frog almost a year ago.
Well, it's been a while!
You're cool, Captain Crunch!
That's not that long, it's...
Let's be friends!
Is that long in TikTok years?
These TikTok years kind of like...
Like, dog and cat years or something?
There's one year on TikTok, like...
Seven years in...
Uh...
Internet...
How does that work?
It's even faster than that.
one day is one year on TikTok. I that's all that's too fast. I feel like six months on
One tick tock is... man, actually you might be right.
Okay, uh, that's a nickname for Miss Piggy.
I think Iggy, you just call her Piggy.
Hey Piggy!
Long time no see!
That's rude though, but yeah, I don't like how that came out.
I don't like how that came out without the miss in front of it.
I don't like that.
Um, it's her name.
I know, but that's the way that came out.
How about lady Piggy?
Okay, Lady Piggy somehow doesn't come out good either.
Lady Piggy, why did you let me out?
There, the cabinet is named.
Nickname is going to be Sugar Bomb.
Yeah.
I know phonetically I know I know but I do this every time.
Should I just leave it like that?
Okay, sugar bomb!
Long time no see!
Now I do this.
Sugar bomb!
I think she has seen me in a new light, so Lady Piggy and I are friends now.
I really look up to Sugarbomb.
Yeah, every single person is going to call sugar bomb.
In fact, we're going to make other things sugar bomb too.
It's going to get confusing here on the island real quick.
Um, not a sec.
I'd love to play a round of what's missing.
It's a new game.
What's missing from the pictures?
Guess before you run the time.
All right, let me take a sip of my health smoothie.
Here's your first picture. So what's missing from here?
Three.
Three.
I got it. Three.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. What's missing? What's, I fucked up.
One.
No, no, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I didn't, first of all, I didn't understand the game.
Second of all, I was making a joke and I wasn't paying attention to, she said three in a minute.
It's as if you said like six seven to a fucking 12 year old. I couldn't believe that she said three as
I said the number she literally said it and then I realized that she was counting down
She was counting down
Nobody else counts down hey you can't win them all but you can get this as a consolation prize
This game stresses me out.
I was done.
I picked the thing that's missing, but I didn't know what was missing as she said the magic
number that I just said.
It's for me.
What's in that smoothie, man?
Natural shit.
Natural smoothie.
Should we give her hair?
About something cool?
Something tidy?
Something artistic or something simple?
How about tidy?
Artistic.
Okay, let me change my expression. Let's see what's going on.
She's not gonna change it now?
I was just gonna ask, who is that guy? Cause that's me with a mask on.
I'll take care of him.
That was... what am I doing doing?
Sorry, you can stop anytime now!
I'm gonna suck your brain!
You can stop anytime now!
Someone wants to help you, Holly!
I suddenly remembered this.
Should I present it in place?
You're hurting him.
He'll hurt.
Where I need to make I need to make a pet how do I do that
Frog outfit oh that's cool all right who's getting that
Oh, she is huh. Yes, it was just a dream
Yeah, we're gonna rock cost. What what what are you doing?
She's doing the thing that I do
When I know that I haven't exercised in a long time
but I kind of have to feel like I'm doing something.
I just do the chest stretch kind of resistance with my own chest.
I do that. I'll literally just do this.
It's like I'm not working out, but I'm doing something at least.
Introduce some of the new me's to each other.
that I'm gonna make Frankie Sunday.
You don't even know Toad.
Well, we need to see what his problem is first.
Sure.
Please make Gloomane for the love of God.
Gloomane is...
I love living on Facebook!
We gotta give Gloomann a little bit of credit.
He's outlasted.
Other memes.
Even without being shown or talked about in probably five years.
That's staying power.
Okay, where's Queen Nectarine?
Okay.
Go meet Chester the Cheetah.
I do not believe I have seen you before.
You may call me Queen Nectarine.
Great to meet you, bud. I'm Chester Cheena.
Bud! Ha ha ha ha! Great to meet you, bud.
All right.
He's gave the blue man Degrosso gonna come back to Facebook.
very possible
alright I'm gonna make Frankie
welcome
Frankie Sunday
thank you very much
those are expensive, damn
okay
workshop
new creation
what would it be?
is it not here?
pet here we go great pets for me's but
how do you think they'd like what would
you would be funny okay okay blank face
here we go I'm gonna make Frankie
someday this is a making my cat and I'm
making it the way that I want to make
I just heard Holly laugh really loud for where she is right now and I don't know why.
Because I'm just starting the process.
Okay, this is and I'm making this the way I want to make it I
I need a picture of her, I want to see a picture of this.
I
She looks like she's going to turn into a slipper.
No, she's leaning up and she's going to have a purring face.
Just I'm working.
Think about a live audience of people criticizing art.
Live audience criticizing artwork.
Yeah.
You see a circle.
You see a block.
So now now I gotta make a comment about it
Wait till the finished product before anybody says anything okay when the finished product is out
Then you can you can judge it as much as you want but not the fucking artistic process that we all go through when we make things
Wait till the finished product God damn it
Sorry he got out
I've got something that's got a little demon inside me that gets out, you know what I mean?
Oh, he showed us off!
Is he gonna paint those?
I'm not done.
Everybody's got the judges.
I'm just rounded by critics.
Okay, she's got eyes like this.
This is you'll see the finished product and I want to fucking written apologies for everybody
in chat.
He's got some brown that's like right here and it goes up like this.
And it's kind of black here.
I can't believe these people don't fucking understand the artistic process.
I'm not going to show it to her yet.
Hold on.
He almost got him to come out again.
Get blue eyes.
All right, let's get blue eyes, and it's kind of like this.
I didn't mean to do that line.
What kind of a diet?
They're like a deep blue.
Kind of like this?
Or like this?
I like the lighter ones better.
Okay.
I hear somebody laughing fucking hysterically.
Let me work!
I need my writing tool.
You can't have a smile like that on a cap.
It's little.
It's like this.
It used to be like a dirt car.
No, that's too...
It's not tongue.
Okay.
I'm giving definition.
I need to go back.
It's hard to do this with a fucking Wii mode, guys.
Use a Wii mode.
or anything you tell me how hard it is
I have a better idea
Game already did it for me
Can I call her then?
This is a guide.
I'm actually wearing gloves. It's just a guide. I'll fix it later.
Give me that back. I like that thing. It was good. It was helpful. It shaved like 20 minutes off the clock.
Oh, fill it back in.
It's gross. We're not even close to being done.
I still do the back legs and the tail and shit.
I mean, we're working on it. Okay, I'm just gonna be quiet and I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm not gonna listen to any more criticism.
This one's closer to the camera. No, it's not.
This is a top down look. We're looking down. So she's looking up going like
She's pushing she's pushing you see the perspective I gave you
She's pushing down on the floor underneath her. So this is top-down view. She's pushing
Leaning her neck up putting her head up looking up at you
You're standing looking down. This is from your perspective
Wait, we went into p mode only mode!
What happened?
That would've been super mean!
If that's about like an Elden Ring boss right now.
What happened?
Chad is stewing in their rage?
Hey, the best thing about...
Hey, this is my cat.
This is me and Holly's cat.
And this is my depiction.
What's this?
Just wait till it, I was a little fucked, hold on.
Alright, so now we're going to do the back here.
So let's fill this in.
Okay, so see how I gave that definition here, it's for you to tell that the neck is cut.
The pear follicles are pushing, getting, uh, coagulated down and up.
Okay, so this is the, so she's got, she's got a spot here.
She has a, we call her a little chocolate chip cooking.
Because she has a spot right here.
It's like right here.
And then...
She's got, she's got a really cool tail.
I mean, no.
I mean, no, I do, this ain't even your cat.
What do you mean?
You don't even know what, you don't even know what Frankie Sunday's bum looks like.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay, so now, let's go with, so how would the legs be?
What's your tail?
Tail, tail, she's got, it's like a little tanooki tail.
It's kind of brown.
So we'll do tail.
He has this really, really cute Chinooki tail.
How do you do your tail?
It's a bit lighter than that.
Oh, I gotta do- I gotta be louder than this.
Heh heh heh heh!
I'm like- okay!
How am I going to make a light brown tail?
That doesn't look like the thing you're all laughing about in the chat right now.
How do I make this correct?
I know! It's called the artistic process.
And you'll see it when it's done.
There's some white in there too.
And she has black stripes.
It's a little more rough than that though.
I wish I could go, like, even like a spray paint tool or something.
That looks better.
We're getting there. All right, need the legs.
Okay, legs. How would the cat be sitting like this?
It's kind of like that
It's a little tighter secure. You know, I need my guide the guy to help
No, that would be funny
No, I gotta stay consistent with it.
Be like this.
Right there.
And then this one.
You check the link, I don't think you didn't see this one, but I guess I could be like
here.
No.
No.
I actually, I like it like this.
I don't care, I don't care how wrong it is.
It looks funny to me.
Okay, we got the guide down.
Okay.
Fill that in.
I'm going to work on the head.
Oh, I could do that, she's looking more like frecky Sunday every second.
I think it looks cute. I like it. We'll do some detail work and then that'll be it.
And this is by little Frankie Sunday.
We'll just do some work on the mouth.
This will clean this up.
We're going to do outline work.
Okay, put your thumb up, and kind of put your thumb over her face and her hands, and I could
have probably been making a frog.
But it's fine. I think she sits like this sometimes.
She sits like this all the time, especially if I open up a can of tuna fish.
Okay, now let's do a little bit more detail work up here.
This ear is darker here.
Alright, should I outline the whole thing?
Where's that outline tool?
There we go.
Okay, those arms are fucking crazy.
I need to fall down.
Get this off.
Turn.
No, no, no, no, no.
Excuse me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Excuse me.
This is outrageous.
This detail needs work.
Just this detail needs work.
I need a harsher line. What the hell is this?
Alright, Mouth Forget Mouth is kind of pink and red.
No, I need the harder line.
No, let's get back this.
I never knew a tooth, tooth teeth.
Maybe that's spread them out a little more.
Maybe not so long.
That's a little better, maybe two.
two. I think just the two, just the one. Yeah. Okay, looking good. Right, I could use a little
Yeah, you're right.
Whatever the other eyebrow. Oh, I phrased it. That's what that was.
Look, everybody, it's Frankie Sunday!
This is too big, right?
I can't make it any smaller, I don't think.
You put frog firmware into a cat.
Now let me do a little bit more.
She's sprinkled with kind of a little bit of brown.
I'm almost done.
What about like smooth?
Yep, be better.
This leg's got some black and brown in it.
And then she's got like back here, she kind of has like a streak here.
It's hard to do this without having an actual Photoshop-type tool.
It just looks like these little splatters on her.
She's not that broad.
Alright, then I'm done, done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Then just a little dusting, nope.
Alright that's good, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, done.
There she is. That doesn't have to be perfect. Franky, that's Franky Sunday. And...
Hey, as Poke has said many times, did you smile? Hey, did you smile? Did you laugh? Did you smile?
Gotta connect to this.
Done. I don't know what to have to get out white.
Hold on a second. Is it better to do this?
What the fuck am I painting?
Wait, what the hell was that?
What is going on with this?
Why is it doing this?
What's going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Why is it doing that?
Why's it doing that?
Oh, it's getting smooth. Oh, shit.
No, the mouth is way too big.
No, I'm done. That's it. I'm just gonna fix this.
It's the wrong color. That's the wrong color, too.
I've made Frankie Sunday.
I like it.
I think it did fine.
Fix that, fix that.
No, it's character.
She's a lot of character.
I think it shows her personality.
That is Frankie Sunday.
Okay, Tray, she is very funny.
She is always hopping around.
She darts very quickly and then stops.
He hops around.
And what does this pet sound like?
Like this.
Like, meow!
Oh
She's saying the WWW
Three wild WWW WW
Perfect.
My
Perfect
That's pretty good.
Ah, she looks so compressed.
Why did it make- why did it do that to her?
turned her into like a 100 kilobyte like PNG. What did you do that?
It's a really small texture.
All right, I want Frankie Sunday now. Oh, wait, there's a
treasure shop now.
You made her too small?
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Here's what's happening on our island.
A new store called My Treasures has opened on Facebook.
It's being reported that this store sells treasures that were crafted at a pallet housework shop.
Back you impressed, Frankie Sunday.
Oh my gosh.
I can give me these handmade treasures, okay.
Only $5 for Frankie Sunday? That's crazy.
Okay, here we go.
I'm gonna put... where am I?
I can get this off.
I look ridiculous.
I don't want to scare the cat with this on.
Okay, here you go.
New family member unlocked.
Where is she?
Oh, there you go.
It's Fraggy Sunday!
Okay, so do I have to do anything else in the cat or no?
Do I just have the cat now?
I just have...
Okay.
You just will play with it.
What pocket money?
Okay.
Okay, what do you mean that I can just give them money they'll spend it
Should I give myself like a thousand bucks
What about what have you spent it on a bunch of bullshit
Stimulus. Okay, what if I give him... I'll give him two... I'll give him five. No. That's unfair.
I'll give him 200 bucks. At least I want to see if he spends it on.
There.
Thanks.
If I save up $4,800 more, I can go on and talk to the tour.
$5,000 for an Antarctica.
You okay?
Do you want five grand?
Will you go on an Antarctica?
I feel like being a little social butterfly right now.
Whoa.
Oh, you know.
I feel like you and I become very close.
Hey Jay.
Like it was special in the corner we use.
Yeah.
No, I was gonna do like one and the same.
okay you and me it's you and me buddy
it's you and me buddy
That's not a nickname? Yeah, it is. To me it is.
It's you and me, buddy. That's all I need to know.
It's you and me, buddy. How's today treating you?
That's all I need.
It's you and me, buddy. It feels so natural calling you that. I'm so glad we've become good friends.
It's not a nickname? It's a nickname between... Hey, wait, excuse me. Let me just get this clear again.
something between you and I that only you and I care about you only you and I
will do yeah see your way out of it
it's Franky's update
Wow she does that she really is a frog
See my cat? What do you think Boat of the Tall? Isn't it cool?
Isn't she great?
Yeah, you don't have a Frankie Sunday.
I consider this is a screen server.
Do it again.
I thought he was in the water with his laptop, is he?
You be careful.
Come on, do the noise.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
You tell us jokes!
She does.
I thought that was a Larry's classic Frankie Sunday.
Come on! Freaking submit!
Okay.
Well that was fun. That was cute. That was really cool.
Alright, now what do I want to do?
Where did- what'd you go?
Did I put her away?
Okay.
He wants to go in so bad.
Do you want to do outfit or something, dude?
Alright, let's clear the queue.
break time um i'm okay right now we're gonna be raiding stir pretty soon anyway so
he looks like televangelist mario
I've been considering changing up my hairstyle.
What sort of hairstyle would be good on me?
No, you can't have new hair?
Oh shit, he wants to- no, no, no.
The whole point is, I drew that on your head, so if you change your hairstyle,
it's gonna mess up the- all that.
I said good idea.
Oh shit.
It's only fucking I do something cool.
Okay. Then I'll change my hairstyle soon.
Look forward to the new me.
He's gonna have a mohawk when we see him next.
Why is this a sweaty? I made him extra sweaty. I don't know why I just did.
A three-person cutscene.
Apparently this place has a secret menu.
Really? I've been coming here forever and had no idea.
I thought that was just a-
I want to start working out more often.
Same.
Me too.
Does anyone want to talk about Kiss from a Rose?
No, I do.
That's all I ever talk about.
It sure seems like it has its advantages in no way to shorten myself.
You could stop wearing shoes.
What would save you half an inch, at least?
You could try having more trouble mushrooms for breakfast.
I think that's supposed to make people shrink.
Or something.
I don't know.
I only meant to have one.
Five, eight inches.
It's true.
That's the biggest hack.
You want a real hack?
gain about a half an inch of height if you wear dress shoes that's the real
hack they're all in he's gonna boost your seat stop it you got a lot of these
hacks don't you but look
when when you're five seven I've got some time on my hands world is against
Okay, you're up against the whole world when you're five five to five seven
As a man to your your against world you gotta you gotta find any way you can
So if you could if you can get that five you get that five eight boom five eight
Who are you? Let me look at you. You are you're not five six or something. Oh, no, you're five eight. Okay fine
Hey, we're against the goddamn world, a short man, okay?
You're so brave.
Yeah, guys, this is the extent of my problems.
Where?
Shoes.
what a privilege holy strike I got a shitload of problems so you know how much
time do you have congratulations I want the floppy disk
She said it twice.
He wants to watch DERP like Casino Inc.
Oh, that's happening in like an hour or two.
She said fighting children as well, you know.
There's a new photography thing.
Oh my god, I want that. I love this.
Dude, this is perfect for me at Starrion, I mean.
Alright, who's... that's gotta be me right there, right?
Hey, by the way, this is the billboard on the way to Big Straight Island.
If I could make a huge billboard and put this here and then put our houses over there.
Or change outfit, hold on.
Oh
Big straight island
Why is Star so tall?
Star is, I don't think he has really, Star is like 6'2".
This is a really weird photo because to me this is a this is the photo you take okay
there's somebody that has knows the wedding photography of theography world a little
I thought I'd experience this is the kind of shit that would be set up for like the
best man in the groom, take them all over the mansion that they rented out or the big
golf course that they rented out and they would take them around and they would take
all these kinds of photos. Trust me, I know these. I actually think wedding photos and
wedding is it weird for me to say that I would rather not I'm thinking about like
getting getting gulp being at my wedding right it takes like an hour or two to
take 500 of these photos in my world just just take line us up and just go one
One by one just hold the fucking shutter down and just grrrrrrr.
And scan back and forth five times, and we'll just do different poses.
Everybody get every single person, they have it on a drone or something.
And then they go back and forth ten times.
And then just pick out the ones that were kinda good, I don't wanna walk around and do
JoJo's Bazaar Adventure poses for three hours.
I don't want to go enjoy the cake, I want to enjoy the company and enjoy the cocktails.
That's what I want. That might not be what you want, but that's what I want.
But for now, this is for Big Strait Island, so. And I am not dressed up.
I'm in sweatpants.
I kinda need this.
Oh my god, perfect for somebody. I don't know who he's going to go to, but somebody will.
The drip today is awesome.
There's no reason to not buy everything in the daily special store, right?
Because it just goes away every day.
Give yourself- give me the backpack.
Well, I'm giving myself the bathrobe, actually.
That is so lore accurate, it's not even funny.
Sorry, I hate to interrupt, sorry.
That's you and me, buddy, is that right?
Okay, I want to give you, yeah, this is very accurate.
Okay, do you guys know Varys' outfit from Game of Thrones?
I would probably wear that every single day if I could.
I would love to just put on just like a robe and just walk around.
It would be great.
Although, you know, like Grand Meister Picell?
I want the Meister outfit.
It's just to put the robe on and just tie the thing around the waist.
Let's get out, dumb.
Wait, is this a bow tie or is this ribbon in the hair?
Wait, can I do it in color?
Cause that's Ms. Pac-Man.
How about the Frog Head?
Frog Head at dinner?
Oh, it's you, anybody.
I'm happy that you came to see me.
And now we get to eat!
Do I sell sneakers on?
What are these little shoes I have on?
What are those?
Why are my feet fucking tiny?
It's my baby feet. Why are they so small?
They were looking at everybody else's shoes. Why do I am wearing like a size zero?
Why is it so tiny?
Those are doll shoes.
Eve, look at Erin.
What the hell?
Why do I have literal doll feet?
I wear a size 10 what the fuck what happened
I thought we were going to go, what did we just do?
That pause means it's a size 8.
No, it's a...
I wear a size...
It depends on the shoe, but it's between 9.5 to 10.5.
I don't wear I don't wear like a men's size for
David was that do you like a size three men's what's the what's the look how does that work
I've never even thought about this more than five seconds of my life until right now
what is the smallest shoe for a man like a man's shoe
Start at six. Okay. So then you go down to the other tier, right? It's six or six and a half.
This is the cutoff between children and men. Okay. Five, five and a half and lower. Okay. This youth.
Who's housemaid?
Um, hey, big J?
How's it going?
I've been thinking lately that Erin and I could get to know each other better.
Do you think Erin and I would make a good team?
Fourteen and a half?
Really?
Really? Well, maybe there is something there?
Right, Peter really is vibing with Aaron for some reason.
Do you watch the news daily?
Make sure you lock in the stories that feature me so you can watch them over and over.
Oh, he needs to meet more than like three people. Let's do that.
Oh, I feel like you two would hit it off.
shit wait wait wait get back here oh geez I are you the guy from the commercial are
you the bugger guy from the commercial Lois oh crap you know what you know what you know
You know what, Lois? You know what?
I think it was just a booger from, uh, my own nose.
You know what? Okay.
Yeah!
Huh?
I've got a warning. I'm a red light.
Green light master.
Wanna play?
Here we go.
I'm gonna do a one go, very much, just gonna beat a one go, not gonna stop.
I'm gonna do a one go, very much, just gonna beat a one go, not gonna stop.
Beat it.
Red light.
Hmm...
Green light.
Red.
Yup.
That could be a record, by the way.
20.6.
You win.
That's bad, that must be high up there.
For, uh, the humidity, you know what I'm saying?
Congratulations!
You won!
Time for your pies.
Go ahead.
Water flea?
Aw, I, I, I, I, I, the security camera will be perfect for Hello Neighbor.
Damnit.
Pardon me?
Hello?
My name is Tass?
What's up, Tass?
I'm Chester Cheega.
Hey dude, you're awesome, don't go bald, please.
Why would that matter?
How would you not be awesome if you thought I was awesome before, Pear?
What's the issue?
What's up with you?
I
Stupid kid
Hey miss Peckman on cheese
Ah, Golicon.
Name dropping saying that Curr the Frog is friend of a friend.
That's a big BLB.
That would be actually really impressive.
But she's a liar.
Alright, we're going to take Teen Stooge to everybody on the island.
the first person that's mean to him gets a present.
What are you possibly going to get out of this besides I already have it.
The only thing better than ever talking to me for skinny is a massive excess of them.
It's a pretty good sky.
That sounds pretty good.
I already have this.
You can't dream so I can just go buy this right now.
Oh, he's really starving.
Okay, that's what's going on.
Here, have this fucking muck fruit or whatever this is.
He likes truffles.
You're gonna complain about a free crostini.
Alright, we need an expression.
Like a bia-hoo at the end of a sentence.
It would be like B? Yeah!
Foo!
But, I can just do phonetically.
Foo!
Foo!
B?
Yahoo!
B! Foo!
That's good
When he gets into an argument with somebody, it's going to be actually kind of unintentionally
funny.
Alright, get over here.
You...
I want you to meet me, if we haven't met yet.
No.
Come talk to me.
Wait, I don't give a shit about you right now.
Smells so clean.
No, I guess somebody else you should probably hang out with.
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Teen Stooge. You're a Teen Stooge. I'm void of it all.
Why'd you put it with the weirdo?
Keep him away from that creepy guy.
He's doing his stooge routine that was passed down from generations.
Is it not good enough?
You're too cool.
Thanks for your help, Bear.
I feel like point of a toe and I get along a little better now.
You need a point of toe and permanent quarantine.
All right, we need to feed everybody before I get everybody that hates me.
All right, we need a, like, was it like, shit, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter?
What's the matter with you?
What the?
Well, that would be like a really bad impression of the actual stickers.
What the?
I've got a lot of things to do in my life.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Hahaha!
It's good!
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Hey!
What am I doing?
Hey, watch him out of you!
Watch him out of you!
He's stooge or a soprano?
You know, take the catchphrases of the three Stooges and take Tony Soprano's catchphrases,
they were probably pretty close.
What do you got?
What's the matter with you?
What do you got?
Nope.
Hey, hey!
Come on!
Capiche!
I feel like they all said, I feel like Moe said that every episode.
What are you dulling the head?
What are you dulling the head?
Hey, attention!
Hux, do you have a moment?
What's the matter, you capiche?
I would just love it if there were an outdoor dining set right here.
People don't realize it's a bit of a comedy.
Well, we realized that when we watched the spartan compilation that I did not know about.
What? Oh, you missed out. You missed it. We saw it was a there was a whole section of the stream a couple days ago
We spent a lot of time talking about the sprinters
What crawled up your ass? What crawled up your ass?
I want to do more foams I'd like this one
Can you please make thermal plug the mechanome?
Is it a goblin?
Is it home right now now? I'd rather make um
There's the I'm the tinker up tinker town
I'm the strongest of the alliance
Bosses be sure to come with me with more than 40 person raid
I will take on any of those horde baskets. What's his name?
Galbin. Yeah, here's my favorite.
I will create it in a low...
Yeah, that was a bad start. He clips up in there.
I'll start over. Take it from the second line.
Yeah, well, I fucked up the game because I was doing this stupid thing
If people are gonna be mad that I missed out on getting a prize
That's okay. Just take it on the top. Okay. I'll do I'll go from the top. I
Created an invention that will stop the horde in their tracks. I call it hunter's mark. I
Invented it and gave it to all the hunters. That's in official while lore
You know, it's okay. It's fun big. Okay, I'll say what's fun about being a straver and
then what's fun about being a chatter and a lot of places too is you can write something
that I look at and I read and I go what the fuck's up with wrong with that guy fuck that
guy how dare you and you get to laugh by how you annoyed me for like five seconds. It works
the other way. I can just say something crazy to I can say whatever I want and I can look
over here to see the rage and it works both ways you know I get a grin on my
face when I look over there and I see so it guys it's it's a symbiotic
relationship I get it um how do you do big J because if you just wrote that in
the chat what I just said I would look over and be like what do you what the
fuck are you talking about why are you writing this and then you would smile
about and go oh my god yeah he did see that I love to have something that comes with rice
something comes with rice
I guess I could do rice uh I should probably buy something then
right now
Well, the mushroom, no, tamale?
But like tamale would, I mean, with maybe a kind of rice fried shrimp and rice.
You're taking basala with rice.
That goes great with rice.
My next goal is to make sure everybody is as fed as they could be and everybody gets one present.
I'm hoarding too many things.
Okay, I'm going to give you...
We're going to give this to Belegoth, obviously.
So you got fed and you get a present.
What should Peach get?
something orange. I mean, this is kind of, this kind of matches her aesthetic. It matches
the color scheme. I think it's gonna be the tea set. No, I want that. That's for me. You
can have them maple syrup tap. No. The coconut bowl. And what about a pet? She has a chick.
You're happy you've eaten and let's see what you have to say
Oh
Take it
That's some salt
You soak an epsom salt for 10 minutes 20 minutes
Your whole life will get better.
Epsom salt.
That's true.
Agreed.
Bath time without Epsom salt is hardly bath time at all.
I do like that, I won't lie.
Yeah, Epsom salt soak.
It's good for so many different things.
All right, we're gonna go line by line here. So now let's go to music
Remember they're getting fed. They're getting a present and they're getting a maybe a wardrobe change or house change
Let's feed you the what's something is a lot of mucus split cheese. Yeah produces much mucus as you possibly can
Yep, perfect.
Hmm, it has some french toast too.
You have an extra butter on it. An extra egg wash.
Why did you smack him in the stomach sometime?
You're fine.
You bit me sometime while Patnick is not lying about that.
Hmm, it'll make him happy. Nooo.
Hmm.
He does have a little top hat, but all the hats are too big.
They're getting necktowel.
Oh shit, it took his clothes off.
Okay. And I want to change your room. Did we get another room for this guy? And a present.
You already have tissues. We'll give you toilet paper too, because that makes sense.
The hospital room? Yeah. Well, wouldn't the hospital room be too clean? I feel like he
wouldn't vibe in the hospital because it's clean sterile environment I'm not
sure about that you didn't like that so what else can I give you time our glass
because you're trying to take away people's time by making them sick and
making them to stay at home time
I don't know who to give this to, so just take it, I don't care, I don't care what you do with it.
Alright, he's good.
And the house.
If I have anything, I guess maybe the hospital said it's funny, but let me go to the shop.
Welcome.
Hospital.
Why is this one speaking to me?
I could give him this but green.
This is like green.
That's so generic that I think it's kind of perfect.
He would have hobbies.
With a natural wood set.
This is...
Okay, he didn't he have an apartment?
I felt like the whole thing with the commercials was he lived in an apartment in New York City
or something okay he lives in a sinus apartment okay so it have to be sort of
I guess I can just make it I'll make it I'll make his room I'm gonna do it right
I'll make his room right now. It's like a flesh-colored wall in ceiling. It's awful looking.
I'll go make it right now.
Yeah, it's just kind of like an orange, brown, and the yellow. It's all uniform as the floor and the ceiling.
Okay, so this is experiment of colors and stamps.
So it's just blank.
And okay, he uses either one good.
Okay, cool.
All right, so let's just color the whole thing and then add texture.
It's kind of like this, it's like this color.
And then it's a bunch of splotches.
Wait, is it one that kind of looks like it anyways?
I mean, that's, I might not have to do anything else.
Maybe add a little bit more detail.
Some more yellows trickled in, kind of more like light oranges.
Let's have it darker than that.
Use the darken tool to spray brush and go ham.
Have the wrong color?
Yeah, that's working.
Can I get a purple?
I need a little more orange and here a yellowish.
Honestly, I'm maybe just sure to move to polka dots.
I feel like just bat alone is good enough on the walls.
Or does that add some texture to it?
Can I delete those or do I have to go back
and do everything again?
Remove the half circles.
Do I have, can I just remove the stamp I did
or I don't think I can?
Just undo everything, and I've done so much though.
Do the stamp splatters?
Let's see.
I should take food all over the ground.
Hmm, I have to get a few of them.
Okay, I think that's dark. The greenest would be fine.
Oh my god.
I may be darkening them a little. I feel like the navy a little bit darker.
Oh, what the fuck?
Whoa, actually.
Whoa!
Hold on.
I kind of like that.
I actually don't hate that, I mean it was kinda off of the look at it in more than 5 seconds but...
Let me turn it to, um...
I think that's kind of good.
I don't think I need to do very much with it.
It's made out of a way we can make it grosser.
Water.
And the vibe is... disgusting.
It does look kind of awful.
Alright.
Let's buy it and give it to him.
Welcome.
Thank you, Bear. Please come again.
Nickelodeon Room?
also his house the exterior should be a nose just a big good nose like the one
that was on double dare
what the hell is this house I was on creep island I forgot
damn glad somebody's getting used out of this
Yuck.
Now should we have marble floors or should it just be a total disgusting ground to?
Yeah, this is too flat.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Give him shag carpet.
What you say awful this is?
I mean it's awful.
But that is lower accurate to his commercial.
That is accurate to the way that he was portrayed.
Yeah, this is different, thank you.
Okay.
Oh, oh!
It makes wet sounds.
Oh, he's just sad in it.
He's sad.
Uh, this is...
It is April...
April, what days? It is May 2nd, 2026. It is about 2.50 p.m. Pacific time.
Uh, this is a voice memo. We had a fart for the first time on the island, and it was the
guy that you would have expected it to. Of course, I'm talking about the booger guy that
we made. Uh, voice memo over.
Oh, hello, Cheruby! What are you up to?
Oh, let's play coin spin together.
I would love to play coin spin with you.
What do you think it'll be? Headset tails?
Tails every time.
Tails?
I haven't lost once on this, this is the third time.
I'll win every time.
That's three in a row.
It's Tails.
You win.
It's you and me buddy.
Congratulations.
You won.
Oh, that's really nice.
I already have one of these, but I'll take as- I gotta have a diamond?
Are you kidding me?
I gotta have a diamond.
Magic powers.
That's fine.
It's true though!
Yeah, I'll go back to my past self.
But it's true.
It's crazy the things we have here. The fire exists guys.
Are you alright?
You don't think that's ridiculous?
Help me.
Flames? Okay. That's magic.
So first I do this, and this.
Oh, I think you're onto something.
But what about the big bang?
What caused the big bang?
Oh, gas it and matter.
Why does it matter?
I don't know.
Why don't you know?
Cuz I don't know why I need to go back to the very beginning
I'm gonna sit in the green revitalizing liquid and eat one three milligram edible and I'll
I'll get back there.
I'll find out what happened.
Jeez.
I used to have a pet cicada.
That was you.
Everyone talked about cicada, kid.
What a legend.
I bet you taught it all sorts of gnarly tricks.
I was trying to sleep, that would not quit.
Even your nosebleeds have no quit.
Not surprising, knowing you.
I hope you saw a doctor about that.
I only got two hours of sleep last night.
That's so hardcore.
I bet you were doing something if it's not hardcore.
Where are we, we're... that's not a hard call, man.
Welcome.
Save 50% on electricity after...
I want... that's expensive.
I'll save 3, 2.
Thanks a lot.
Be sure to stop by again tonight.
Wait, how much money do I have?
I gotta go... what's my bank account look like?
Let's just see who do well, it's you, anybody!
When's you made it to Lobster?
You buying Lobster with the money I gave you?
Wait, how much money do you have?
How can I see his bank account?
I gave him that.
Oh, okay.
Belongings.
Oh, you look at all the stuff you have.
You've got a toy robot.
You've got a pocket watch.
What did I do?
inventory you gave him 200 bucks I went where do I see that does it just I don't
I'm seeing money. Wait, I'll more info.
No.
It's invisible. Okay.
Oh, my track is not dead.
I see.
She's so cute!
Suck stretch?
Oh, I get it. You need to close. Right now.
What do you look like, Eden?
Yes.
No, that's for Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch is wearing this right now.
Let me have that back. I bought two of them.
That's total Captain Crunch vibes.
Just change the hat.
Mary is dancing again.
Do you need me?
Oh, no
He didn't mean to do that he just let it out he could look he's like seven to the guys
Alright, so if we take the hat off and we give him his hat back, I think we're pretty close to out of the
we're ever going to find a pirate outfit.
I feel like I'm getting closer to my Julian.
Okay, I've just realized that it adds the pink blush lines.
I thought he was just gonna be like, who?
Lady Piggy and that both fake hermit at the frog is just the beast knees.
Wait, do these have knees?
Alas, Lady Piggy.
Well, go ask her.
Get yourself a fucking Red Bull!
Get yourself a monster!
What the heck man?
Yeah well let's get that hat off you please.
please hey okay I kind of like this it's not captain crunch at all but I think
it's fine well this kind of looks like a captain's hat in a way right this could
Right? Let me see if it looks like one.
I mean, I doubt that's... I don't have any...
No, it doesn't fit.
It's not... Officer Crunch. No, what about this one?
Stripper policeman.
It doesn't like this one.
That's good enough.
Fine.
So, startle.
You can create your own outfits, but I don't think I'm qualified enough to make a really
nice pirate hat.
What?
Hey, Peter Griffin here, how are ya?
Ben Franklin?
Proud of you, brother.
Good, I have a moment.
My name is Ben Franklin.
Ben Franklin?
Was it?
Huh?
I'm P-Talk?
Cigarettes, watch your velvet bath.
That's sick.
Well, back in the 1700s, they thought cigarettes were good for you.
In fact, the cigarettes back then, didn't they just roll tobacco?
I feel like the tobacco back then was way different than the cigarettes now.
I had asbestos filters well nothing not so much
Why don't you join in
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm a lover. Hey, you said a lot well I'm P-top
top? Wasn't as bad as modern cigarettes. Early 20th century for asbestos filters.
They used to use pipes, right? They would put just tobacco, just the plant into a pipe.
All right, you guys are strangers. I'm trying to make as many people meet as possible.
That's not good for you either.
My name is Miss Piggy. I didn't say it was good for you.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, Miss Piggy. I'm Lola.
Well, I'm trying to get some help.
Now the inhalation of any smoke into your lungs is bad.
It doesn't matter what it is.
Miss Piggy, I haven't laughed like that in a minute.
Wait, does somebody say why?
No, they said no way.
Wait, no way.
What?
Get this, why do you have this on your head?
They have huge news for everybody right now.
Cigarettes are bad for you.
inhalation is bad for you. I felt like I was going to say something today and I
need to make sure that I tell you about this health breakthrough that I have
learned. I learned about this yesterday. Dude, those things that they in little
boxes and they have that they look like sticks and you see people like suck on
them and blow out like some smoke. I heard that those are terrible. Did you
guys know this? I'm not sure you guys have heard about this yet. I just want to make sure I tell
I don't know, like, tell everybody about it.
Yeah, I know. Seriously, like, question mark. Seriously, I know. That's crazy.
Just trying to get the word out.
Uh, take this off.
what's your source modern association of dietary fiber intake unlimited they
broke the news on it and those these people just talk about getting more
bananas and stuff in your diet
Yeah, the last article I read about them said something about chia seeds.
And then this broke today and I was like, what the fuck?
Does this mean that your cigar stream is cancelled?
Yeah, I think so.
think I think so no no I know but I get hurt at this is this is like breaking
news man
What is that what is that what the fuck did she find why they're mutant bugs on the island
Why are there mutants that's was a cicada? Why are there mutants cicadas? They're not that big.
Holy shit, and she picked it up with a smile on her face. She is fucked up.
Those of you that thought that she wasn't, this is the craziest person on the whole island.
She's the weirdest person here. She is the weirdest person here.
Yum.
I gotta go back to feeding people and giving them presents.
Is it almost stir casino ink stream time?
Probably soon.
I don't know if he said he was going to start at some point.
I told him I was going to be live for a couple of hours and I knew he was doing it, so he
just said that he'll go live whenever.
And then whenever he want, he might not play it immediately, but maybe in the late, we'll
see.
I'm ready.
I can't wait for that.
That's going to be so funny.
Don't spoil anything.
Oh, he just went live, okay.
Don't spoil a game.
He's brand new.
He has no idea what's going to happen.
Don't be like, oh, hey, dude, you should do that.
Don't do that.
This is a new experience for him, and you want to experience him experiencing the new experience
so you can experience the new experience by caressing through him as if you experienced for the first time
or yourself for the first time ever as an experienced or your experienced for the first time.
Do not ruin this for him.
Yum.
You never watch the video?
No.
I'm gonna be the green diamond.
I feel like I'm getting closer to who I truly am.
They have the animated too.
Please treasure the makeup box you gave me, H.J.
You're very welcome.
No, no, no, no, no.
That is, this is, come on, that's so perfect.
I hope she, I hope it floats around.
There we are, so they float around.
She loves it.
Yes, she does.
I really loved it.
That would look like a choppy nisher, Scott, from that.
Okay, you're good.
There's a lot going on.
Take that off her face? No.
Put it as a stamp and use that as face paint. Can you really do that?
I guess I can make a sims hat.
Would it float a- it would only- okay, it would be weird if it would float above her head.
But not from the back, it would only be from the front.
And again, is it as weird as having it face painted on her face?
I feel like that adds to the character.
I like it.
It's distinct.
I like the face paint.
Hey, do that thing again.
Sure.
He just like fell into lava.
Somebody needs to make a move.
I can't. I laugh every time.
It's going to happen every I'm going to and I'm going to tell you that I laugh every time, too.
It's going to get annoying.
Oh, hello, neighbor.
I fall more in love each day.
You split.
You're going to walk into somebody's house, say that, and then leave.
That's crazy.
Here we are.
It's not working! It's not working! Abort! Abort! Abort! Quick!
You gotta get out.
I'm gonna do abort.
I need support.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay.
Look at the tall good afternoon. Good afternoon Church Mario
That was gonna get awkward
Huh said anything to you today food
Fringes
I'm going to call him real quick and I'm just going to say good luck in that, hope he has
a good time.
Save the game I will door.
I'm calling him, he won't answer me, he's not answering, he's not answering, he's not
He's not answering he didn't answer he might not be able to alt tab because the game notoriously
doesn't let you alt tab so let's just rate him all right yeah I was gonna leave this
for like an hour or two and oh hello hi hello are you are you ready to are you playing it
you ready I'm ready I haven't done like the tutorial or anything if you wanted like the
full experience so I can tutorial now and you can wrap it up um okay tutorial
for me about 20 minutes and you don't care about the tutorial no okay that's
just teaching you that like you know your mouse can move on the edge of the
screen and that like what step hiring is it's like not worth your time I mean
it's just teaching you how to play the game I mean the whole thing is worth
anybody's time okay I'll see you in like 20 then all right and like I like your
Ronald McDonald's. It's very good.
Well, I didn't even make it. It was holly.
Oh, is that all? Is that why they're good?
I knew you were going to say that.
What about Chester Cheetah?
Yeah, she made that too.
They're so good. No wonder.
I mean, they're no Bella Goth, but like,
Hey, did you see my Frankie Sunday though?
You didn't see that one?
Which one? I'm looking.
I made Frankie.
Hold on. I get it.
Oh, the cat. I saw the cat.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Okay. All right.
I love her here and I'm right here, I feel like that's kind of cheating that someone else made your guys though
No, it's not that is that is a flawless Ronald and Donald
I mean, I was look if I I disclosed it
Okay, I think I wish I could like log in on your Wii and make a character
If I open the stream away, I do I call them we modes all the time. It's fine. Everybody keeps getting mad at me about that
it. They are we must it's just smaller. Yeah, why she she giving a motherboard to Kathy Mitchell
is weird. I mean, what did she get that from? You're gonna say something? Otherwise, I'm
gonna go tutorial. I was gonna say, enjoy yourself the games fun. You might depending
on if you I don't know you might hate it. I don't think you will though. It's just like
an old goofy weird game. You may play this for a couple of days. It's everything propaganda.
The last two games that I recommended you did not like
We're the last two is blueprints and what else
Well, I brought it up. What was it chat? Help me out. What was the last game that he said?
He was I didn't like that blueprints didn't like
Was the one before that I like blueprints. I just didn't want to play it anymore
No, he liked he I know he told people saying demon cells, but you came back to me later
And he said actually thought about it for a little while and it is like a haunted house. I liked it
I'll vampire survivors is the other one the vamp the vampire survivors is a
revisionist history was rewritten it's not even what I said you didn't I said I
liked brocade or more and I think there's better in the genre which was
escalated to God to say that I hate vampire survivors okay now the best
thing about the you didn't recommend to me that like you didn't vampire
survivors best part about being a streaming politician streaming politician best thing
about that is everything we have is recorded we can come to you with facts I would go with
go to the facts the fact was you said it was your game of the year and I was surprised
because I thought there were better versions of it game of the year we're talking but you
You like demon cells though, right?
Yeah, I'm very happy that I experienced demon cells.
Yeah, so we're good.
Alright, I'll let you go.
Enjoy your time in it.
I'll raid you. Just ping me when you're done with the story.
When I was done.
Have fun. Hi, Sturz Chat. Hope you're doing well. Goodbye.
What?
Wow, they're like really excited to hear from you.
I'm just being cordial.
Hmm. It is 3 o'clock.
Oh hey, hey, help! I need something! Wanna play bowling?
Huh?
What's up, mother-yook? Let's play Coins of In together.
Ow! He slapped me!
What the hell?
What do you think it'll be?
Henshaw Tails.
I've never seen anything like this before you know what let's call this your win big
Hey, what's up?
Is there a difference between the expansion and the base game?
Which one should I open?
I'll play the expansion.
It just has more stuff in it.
Okay, bye.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Yeah, that was huge.
That was actually crazy.
What's up, are you?
Time for your prize.
I wonder if that, yeah.
What's up?
What's up?
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I wonder if that, yeah, was that actually a rare event?
Okay, Ben.
Ben.
No.
Um...
Hey, Peter.
No.
I wanna wear something cuter than what I have now.
Ben.
Dude, I should make Ben the dog from that fucking iPad game.
He would put this on.
Kind of the Gepetto special.
My eyes just seem to naturally follow Ms. Pac-Man when she's nearby.
Give him a good one, oh?
Um, hello.
I want to be friends with Ms. Pac-Man.
They're so popular.
They're the most this pack is the most popular
You know what I wish I could see I wish I could see a big tree of
People that want to be friends with somebody people that are crushing on somebody. I wish I had a big tree
What should we talk about just a macro of kind of everybody's feelings. I'm curious
What did you have in mind
Hmm.
This relationship chart, if you press X, does it kind of show everybody?
What's a person activity or a thing?
Talk about a thing with this Pac-Man.
And now, uh...
Mac and cheese rankings?
No.
A...
Uh, something to do with like an old arcade cabinet.
Here, let's do this.
Let's go with the thing.
What did you have in mind?
Okay, it was a thing. A vintage...
A vintage Dig Dug cabinet.
Yep.
Vintage Dig Dog cabinet.
Got it.
I'll go talk to her about a vintage Dig Dog cabinet.
Yeah, I'm kind of a nerd, man.
I've played probably thousands of video games,
recorded myself playing hundreds of them.
I know this hack, man.
Over 15 to 16 years.
I own almost the entire North American Sega CD collection.
That's I'm a fucking nerd, man. Sorry
No way me too
It's been a childhood dream of mine to live life surrounded by photos of a vintage dig dug cabinet
Why wouldn't you want the actual cabinet? You just want pictures of it?
I mean, it feels like fate. We should be friends. Right.
It's been dreamed of surrounded by pictures of dug cabinets.
How the bow, that's right. Even if the bow is black, I'll just put it on her.
I don't know, uh, packy, packy-wacky, pack-pooky, I don't know.
Puck.
Pookey bear.
How about...
How about Miss, how about Miss Pack?
What's your name?
Ms. Pacman.
What's your name?
Wait, it would be Ms. Man.
Wait, that's right.
It wouldn't be Ms. Man.
No, it would be Ms. Man.
No, wait.
Is Pacman his first name?
Where do you woo woo?
Looks like our childhood dreams of being vintage dig-dug cabinet photographers have brought us together.
Give him a soccer ball.
He's so ugly, why are you guys so mean, okay you guys go from loving this guy to hating
this guy every 30 minutes.
The original name was, it was Puckman.
Reversing the sound of chewing, not a hockey puck.
Vice-Incompany Midway rebranded to Pac-Man
to avoid potential vandalism of the arcade cabinets.
So, I thought it would be like, Puckman?
Learning that they ever did here.
Because it was for Paku Paku, it was the sound of chewing.
This kind of occurs that we say like walka walka walka walka?
Yeah we do don't we? Isn't that like a walka walka walka walka?
Oh, uh, neither do I.
You're the only person I'll ever tell this to, but I've got a secret four-horseman side to me.
She's the secret fourth horseman, fifth horseman.
I always hear folks talking about it.
You... what now?
I just had a great idea. We should go do karaoke after this.
Oh, sorry, I don't sing?
Who doesn't sing?
What's going on?
Where's the guy?
Did you text wrong?
People actually kind of like him.
that one interaction maybe dislike him now what the fuck dude what do you mean
He looked dead.
He was very much alive.
I saw him breathing.
Something's going on in the Mario world here.
that make me look mysterious. Not magician mysterious. I mean like, I want to look like
someone who has stories to tell, but you may never hear of them because I'm so mysterious.
Sure, I actually think it has something perfect.
What's one thing that makes for the perfect bath time companion?
The bar chocolate sounds actually kind of incredible in the bath.
And I should call beer.
That's cold beer.
Beer is for the shower.
I think it's good.
You can do that anyway.
I think that in the bath,
one single can of beer or the shower,
one single can of beer.
single can of beer I don't drink really anymore but I think I understand it I get
it
hello my look is like you know certain something can you get me some headwear
that matches my current outfit
Shower beer means you've got a problem.
Dude, I remember drinking a Coke in the bathroom.
I remember drinking a Coke in the shower before and being like, ow, it hurts.
about the warm shower water is just like I'm not into this but I can I get it I
understand it
raised eyebrows like the rock
didn't you take a shit and drink an espresso yes I did that once and I said
this is actually kind of nice and then I never did it again because I was
shamed
I daydreamed my sorrow with you, big Jane maybe we can make it happen one day
church Luigi I don't we're not we're probably not gonna do that that's not
gonna happen just to let you know but enjoy the rest of your day
hello I'm yellow neighbor you know for serial harm perpetrators my room could
use a new part I just seem to have eyebrows you can't even do the thing
How does this?
Okay, he likes it.
Yeah, this is different. Thank you.
That's a great jigsaw room, that is.
Huh.
Let's play Kicksaw, boys.
Alright, stairs about to start.
Okay, we'll do this one last thing and we'll great start.
I'll see you guys in probably a leg of day or two.
I want to go back to Resident Evil 9.
Here's your first Kicksaw-laying item.
What do you think it is?
So maybe the next few days, we'll do some resume people 9, that sounds pretty good.
And I'll do this too.
That's a sword.
And finally, the last pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Uh...
Roast it like a lamb?
Correct answer is...
Roast it like a lamb.
Congratulations, you won!
Yeah, thanks for hanging out. We're gonna go, uh, I'm gonna send you guys all to stir.
Be good. I got a penguin. And I'll see you guys in, within the next couple of days.
Just keep an eye on this us, I'll see you later. Let's go right stir. He's playing
Casino Inc. With, uh, he's blinding it, he has no idea. So go right stir. Goodbye, thanks
Thanks for hanging out, short screen today, I know, but I want to just catch you up on
this and then I was going to watch the dirt.
So hey, have fun, take care, see you later, have a good rest of your day, see you soon,
goodbye.
I am exhausted, wish I could...
Take care.
Bye.
I don't know what he's doing, but I just got a notification.
Okay, you're just catching a bug.
A butterfly! Wow!
I am exhausted. Wish I knew why.
All right, we're good.
Save the game.
All right, see you later.
Talk to you in a few days.
Goodbye.