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I puked, and had to leave halfway through this movie when it was in theaters. Catching up on the DVD now
05-05-2026 · 5h 57m
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Hello there.
How are you?
I'm doing okay.
I'm doing okay.
Things are going okay.
Uh, the Collidus is back, let's just get that out of the way, I'm sure people know that.
That's fucking back.
I was tapered off the stair, uh, the Predator zone, and uh, it is what it is.
So I gotta figure that out, but I'm fine, I'm doing alright, not as bad as it was a month
or two ago.
I'm doing okay.
We're gonna go.
I ain't gonna let it fucking dominate my goddamn life, okay?
That's the way it is.
Another thing today, we're going to do the ad breaks again.
I'm going to get up every hour, especially considering what has happened the last 24
hours.
So I'm going to take breaks very regularly once an hour, and we're going to get the pre-rolls
out of the way.
I'm going to start it right now in about a minute or two.
So this will get rid of the pre-rolls.
We're gonna go back to no pre-rolls and no ads on any content if I can help it. So
It'll make me get up because I absolutely need I need to
Right now we're in a minute to in about 25 seconds, so we'll let the starting soon play up for a little bit
But I ain't gonna let it destroy me. I'm fucking here. I'm not ain't leaving. Okay?
We'll talk about it a little bit when I get back but not a whole lot
I don't have to dominate the string like it has been
Adds are going to play, I'll be right back and the pre-rolls will be off.
See you in three minutes.
Thank you for your patience.
Okay, ads are probably ending here in about 10 seconds or so, 20 seconds.
Free rolls will be off now for the full hour.
We will make sure that they are off permanently as each stream goes.
But yeah, so we're gonna play Resident Evil 9 and isn't that funny the day the day that
I say let's play Resident Evil 9 again, huh?
This game is cursed for me.
It just is.
Hey, welcome back.
So this game is cursed for me because the day that I say I'm gonna play it again is
the day that all my problems come back.
What did like what does something happen in here that the universe is like go Jeremy
don't get to the part in Resident Evil 9 I'm trying to do everything I can to make it so
you don't get to the part where Leon Leon gets punched in the face by a zombie and then
you're gonna get scared by it and you're gonna fall backwards and you're gonna break your
neck I'm trying to make it so you don't play it Jeremy don't you understand.
What's up with this game and me not feeling well?
I don't get it.
But I don't give a fuck.
Oh, I don't give a fuck.
We don't give a fuck.
We don't give a fuck.
All right, I gotta turn this off.
But no, I don't care.
I'm just gonna go.
And the breaks every hour will be helpful, and then I can figure out if I need to do
anything or not.
You catch my drift.
Well, let's go.
I'm ready.
I don't, I, guys, let me be really honest with you here.
I have not played, I have not opened this game since I threw up in the movie theater.
When I puked, this is at, at March 28th at 1230.
I threw up in the movie theater and I've ran out and I have not seen anything else.
I have no, I don't know anything about anything else besides where I was.
I have avoided every spoiler.
I've avoided everything.
So it's going to take me probably a few minutes to get sort of back into the swing of things
and even remember how to play the game.
So please bear with me for the first 30 minutes of this stream or more.
Was the movie that bad?
No, it was just crazy.
It was disgusting.
Remember when that, when his head exploded, I thought that was disgusting and I freaked
out.
It was a movie, the movie was too violent for me.
All right, let's go.
The last thing that happened, but I remember, and we're going to go, we're going to check
on the island later.
We're going to go check out the island life and yes, there will be a cam today.
So those of you cam watchers, it's going to turn on.
Let me get my other headphone in.
Do I need a story refresher?
I I don't think I saw a whole lot of the story. I feel like we were just about to get to the story. I remember Leon
There was the Benjamin Franklin crepe guy, and that was he was he was bad guy and
He grace he captures grace
And he hangs her upside down and tries to drain her blood and then Leon
on, runs around and kicks people and shoots some of the monsters.
And oh, the kid, right?
There was a kid that I rescued out of one of the, it was like a cell that the kid
was in. I think the kid is still in my arms. Again, I'm opening up the DVD and
I'm skipping to chapter two. Here we go. I've no, I don't know how to play the
game.
Let's make sure the audio is good.
Let me make sure I can hear it.
Can you hear it?
Can I hear it?
Turn it up.
And then, of course, who could forget?
The webcam!
Hi.
Hello.
How are you?
Hello, how are you?
Uh, we're gonna go Resident Evil, Resident Evil 9.
And, uh, this is new, right? This is, I don't know what happened here.
I think...
What happened?
Wait, do I, do I have to go get? I think I didn't save it right after that.
Okay, I have to go get her.
How's the audio? Are we good?
It's been so long, it's like I'm playing a different game.
Turn up the FOV.
Wait, what is going on?
Didn't I do this?
Is this the wrong save file?
Escape the care center.
This is the same one, right?
Wrong save.
You're further than this?
Wait.
What?
The bottom saves?
Guys, this is a month before this.
month before this. This is March 3. This is March 28. You were outside. Wait, what's
What's going on here?
I didn't like delete the game or anything.
It saved number thirty-eighth.
What?
Why does it say it was a month earlier?
Wait, has it been more than two months?
Wait, what? I'm so confused. Why would that thing in a month... I didn't play the game!
Wait, did I load it up one day just to... I don't know. That's a bit... fucked me up. Big time. Okay, this is correct.
February 27th. Alright, so now we just leave. Alright, so this is it.
Okay, thank God. I was gonna say that would be sad if I lost my save file.
It's possible autosaves will have the date of the last update to the game.
I don't know, it's crazy.
Okay, so I need the...
Oh, it's in the...
It's in the stash.
Hey, who's excited for more Resident Evil 9?
This feels weird to play this right now, I'm not gonna lie.
There it is
Okay, I don't I'm probably gonna change to Leon right now if I would have I would have already guess we're going to Leon right now
Those of you you guys have seen this whole movie I haven't I
Haven't seen any of this movie I
I literally have it. I've waited. Yeah, I've heard that some people just have not played
it and they've waited for me to play it. That's like I puked in a movie theater and like...
It's like, no, I want to watch that and I just grab you and I pull you out and not only
I go around to every seat, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here!
He's like, no, I don't want to leave the movie, I'm not even part of your group of friends!
They're out of the movie, I'm puked.
You just puke on everybody in the movie theater.
I'm like, that's awful.
Alright, so let's go. You ready?
cool this is a bad dude everybody was waiting for me to get to this part too
it's so funny I remember I remember people being like he made it all he got to this part dude this
is the best part and then I didn't play the game for a month and a half
still just as buttery as it was it was in my room stay right there
I thought somebody was over here.
I thought somebody was over here.
Things still running around
Who are you? You don't need to worry about me. I'm tired the pilot
That's your kid
What?
this
Old war wound I can't run away even if I wanted to
Can you fly this?
Sure kid
My bastard boss took the key I'll find it as it in a bush somewhere like over in that maze about four hours from now
I could fly I saw that here
If you go get it for me
Okay, it's in there
Where I'd go myself
I can't run those things not with this leg hustles
Have you seen the same shit I've seen
Look lady. We're out of options here
How much longer do you think any of us can survive?
Can I go back to my room now?
It's not safe.
Hey.
You can help each other.
I'll protect her.
If you get the key,
I'll keep her safe.
I promise.
It's a deal.
I forgot about this beard, too.
The helicopter requires a 3-gem puzzle.
Okay, he's like, yeah, I would turn this thing on, but damn it.
It's got three cube slots in it.
I don't know how...
It's where the engine should be, but there's three crystal cubes.
I don't know where they could be.
You're gonna have to go find them.
You
I'm Grace by the way, this is Emily yeah, yeah, thank you
Dude I was watching Mortal Kombat Scorpion get over here compilation last night of all the games
And dude, did you know that in one of the games, he goes, get the fuck over here?
It's like, wow, dude, I was like, that's crazy.
When did he do that?
Oh, he does it in one game.
You didn't even smoke that.
Okay.
Ah!
She didn't open it!
Is it a record?
Name?
Z. Purpose project review with Victor Gideon.
Notes, patient status, preliminary research, roundings, okay.
Dude, this is getting fucking creepy.
You gonna poop yourself?
No, I'm not.
That's not even what the problem is.
Don't worry about my problems, alright?
Worry about you getting puked on in the movie theater,
because I might get puked, you might get puked on today.
I'm just telling you.
Alright, well, I fight everybody over
For a giant we're gonna watch Resident Evil 9. Hey guys remember when I puked in the theater. I'm ready
Yeah, I'm ready. We were gonna go through the part after the puke. I'm so glad y'all made it
We got popcorn we got snacks got pretzels. Hey, you brought what you bring some you brought a chicken noodle soup
That's sick. It will heat it up get it on stove heat it up on the stove not the microwave. Bye everyone's sitting down. Let's go
We get
40 minutes into the next part of the movie and something horrible happens
I'm sitting right in the middle. You're right there. Dude, you're right there. You're to the left right
There's like six of you here and your brain is split up into 4,000 people each because that's I don't know
that's what 10,000 people right now and
I
Fucking puke on your lap we get to the part where Victor comes in and just like shoots fucking two needles into
Leon's eyes and I turn on like
And I fucking throw up on your lap and
And even during the DVD watch party, I have to leave and I kick everybody out of the house
I'll take it any secrets
Why would you show this to me there's no secrets right now, why would you show me that if there's no secrets?
Why would they show this to me? There's no secrets.
Okay, note regarding research results. Your presentation was quite impressive.
While we are pleased to hear that the experiment has progressed to Phase 4, it is far from the results we expect.
There's been more than 20 years since the establishment of this care center.
We require clear results. As an added precaution, we have requested the blockade be extended to 2040.
It is imperative we obtain the elpis before that deadline.
This is crazy.
Now we've got books, cardiac medicine.
That's got to be the placement of the books.
Okay, we start with this TV.
This TV.
Now we've got a projector.
We've got two of these.
I need one of those to go in there.
Is it DNA thing?
Okay, got it.
What's in the pot?
Fresh ice?
Why does it want me to do this?
Brrr!
Don't, that joke was done 20 minutes ago.
What are you doing?
Oh man, I really want that dress.
It would look so good on me right now.
How much is it?
That's too much.
I'm gonna get that fucking dress one day.
Oh, here it is.
I can unscrew this.
Starrids are working good.
I ain't on them anymore.
And that might be part of the problem.
But you can't be on steroids for that long, so I gotta fucking go get the-
Injection. I gotta go on the fucking biologic. What's wrong with this?
Okay, so we... Alright, why is it not enough fit? It should fit.
It's probably gonna have to unscrew it.
Okay, antique hourglass.
The tahini-frustini fucked you up? No, it didn't.
In fact, sesame tahini is one of the things that is like very easily digestible.
And I know the meme is like I was eating it like 10 times a day.
I was not.
Sesame seeds alone fiber, easy to digest.
It's not, especially when they're in a paste form, it's not, that's not what the problem
was.
I don't eat, I don't eat five times a day.
Okay.
My diet's actually been incredibly benign.
been eggs, avocados, you know, like sometimes peanut butter, bananas, soft. It's not that it's
not the diet. Actually, my doctor told me it has nothing to do with my diet. I specifically asked
that after the colonoscopy and he's like, no, it's not what's going on.
Okay. And oh.
What's in here?
That is a crazy place to hide that.
Honestly, if anything, I've been so paranoid to eat anything that if it's not soft and
a paste I mean it's talking about
I got a gun
the tahini crusty any gifted subs how many of you have a version of that as
your username well thanks and so
Okay, we made it down here. Cool.
I'm gonna have to go in here and open some modes up later, but I'm ready. I guess we're not Leon yet.
What's up?
Memory transfer. Humanity suffers when the drive and experience of our most exceptional leaders is
lost. The ultimate way to preserve such greatness is to transfer those memories to a new vessel.
Just as fruit flies have the potential to pass on certain memories to their offspring
through their genes, so too can the memories of a human donor be passed on to a recipient.
The question we now face is how to harness this incredible potential. The answer lies in the
medium of memory, blood. Cells within the blood contain multitudes of information including
factors tied to memory. Thus, since the T-virus...
All right. Grants us control over factors within the blood. It can be
hypothesized that harnessing those same elements will allow us to transfer
memories from superior individuals.
Even the mention of the T-virus is going to make you do that.
What's up with you?
It's not that big of a deal. You don't have to do that. You don't have to get like sick over the t-virus
However, for such a you shouldn't watch horror movies. You should just watch like children's television shows
For such a procedure to succeed
The host must be able to withstand the toxicity of the mutated t-virus strain
While preserving their own intelligence
I get it
Somebody's name is just Tahini Crostini with that as a profile picture.
Like what the hell, man? I wanted that name.
Alright, so now... I don't have a map, do I?
No, I think I'm good. What do I have in my inventory?
A sack of coins.
Oh, yeah, that's right. The upgrade system I have. This is all you write. You can crouch and you can stab.
That sounds like an Italian brain rot character.
I mean, I, I, sure. This is locked, so I can't do anything in here. Let's go. Let's go upstairs.
I'm telling you, Bryn.
Dude, what is he doing down here?
Oh man, he's... look at this.
People are in the red revitalizing liquid.
Don't you understand, Victor?
It has to be green.
Trust me, I know from experience.
This is red revitalizing liquid.
That's the biggest mistake they ever made.
Who goes into red revitalizing liquid?
something is being extracted up you're revitalizing the liquid game man
pissing me off
they're gonna break out obviously
what if I pre-killed all of them collection and testing all right
Wait, check it, explore here a little more?
Okay, what's this?
Disposal tank for emergency use only.
I guess I have to get that.
Nice.
All this just to get helicopter keys?
Alright, someone's gonna have to get sprayed with nitroglycerin or whatever the hell this
is. Very obviously there's going to be a monster that you spray with the nitrogen. It happens
in every Resident Evil game. Let's go back that way. Like spraying the monster with the
nitrogen tank is the poison swamp from Dark Souls in Resident Evil. It just is.
Bro, you're not Leon. I'm doing everything I can to do that to be him.
You know how annoying it is to look over here and say, hey bro, you're not him? I
I dyed my hair. I made my face. I did facial exercises that he would do. I
Caught my hair the same way
So fucking annoying looking over and saying people say you know you're not him, dude
Yeah, well enjoy the band
Okay, nothing here.
That scared the fuck out of me.
I thought somebody reached around my head and was punching me in the face.
I thought somebody went like this, around and punched me in the face.
It was a part of a cutscene or something.
I was like, that's kind of goofy.
Aw, bro, this is Pew part.
That was so loud.
Wait a minute, that's me.
Private lab.
Okay, I guess we're going to go out and around and then down.
Oh, straight out, around and down.
All right, it's going to happen.
Is there a safe point here?
Make sure I got all my shit.
I got a gun.
I got some peels.
What does it say?
Here are the results of the comprehensive blood analysis you requested.
The genetic information matches the specified data perfectly.
Strength analysis.
Sniping analysis.
Match.
Heavy LMG attack type.
It's a match.
Mount DNA match.
SCP-24A.
Scary.
A, B, C, easy as one, two, three, match.
Tool assisted run, match.
Wait a minute, what about C?
What's going on there?
L, Y.
All right, here comes the scary part.
One, two, three.
Wait.
Why can't I leave?
I'm at the- wait, why am I stuck in here?
No.
Door locks activated.
Press authorize to deactivate.
That was easy.
I didn't have to put a password in.
all facets have come back positive i can confirm that she is indeed
we're wondering what we're searching for
wait is he talking about me if all goes as planned help us we'll soon be in our hands
of course
at first i must initiate the protocol
I've done it.
That you don't ever say I've done it if you're doing something evil.
Usually you're dead within five minutes.
Just keep it to yourself.
Don't ever announce it to anybody.
I've done it.
Don't do, don't stop doing that.
dead in fifteen seconds
what did he do?
wow
Why would you do all that? All right, we gotta go.
Hold on, let me write something.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Where's my flashlight?
Wait, what?
Huh?
Oh shit, monsters!
I suck
get out of the way
Get out of the way!
There's such a narrow hallway!
Get out of the way! Why, I should have just ran through this.
What the fuck?
Dude, there's two...
Oh
Why there's so many
Why did I get this knife, why did I go for the knife?
The green was unbelievable. Alright, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.
Alright, let's go.
Oh no, not the disposal tanks.
Oh shit, oh wait, she has to go... What the heck?
I have to turn the game volume down. It's fucking my brain.
of
what up
Please, Mark.
Got it!
Shit.
Let's go!
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Oh, I got in my mouth.
Any more shooters?
Oh fuck, they're actually running!
Dude, run faster! Run fast! What is that? What is it?
What did I just... what the hell?
I thought it was a fucking item.
Go, Edward!
Help!
Help!
This is crazy!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Then I'll still follow me, alright, I'm fine.
Red Jew of Light.
Dude, I-I am red.
I'm going to a halloween party right now.
Skip whatever I was doing next.
That was crazy.
Are there more people?
Dude, you're nothing in comparison to what I just had to go through.
He's read for an amazing reason.
I got the helicopter key!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You get it?
Yeah.
Are we safe?
What the fuck did you do?
Oh, Grace. Grace, what's happening?
I got the helicopter key.
I'm here.
Come here.
It's gonna get a little bumpy.
I'm right next to you.
We're going to grind him up.
Bring it forward and grind him up.
This is where she's going to go.
Come on, and she's gonna kill him all.
Oh no shit!
No time, I'm taking off!
You know what's crazy about this?
Is Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise is that guy right there.
That's holding on.
He was adamant on doing his own stunts.
It's crazy. They CG'd every other zombie, but Tom Cruise.
We didn't get far.
We did not get far.
We got about.
Oh man!
What?
Oh I thought it was, I thought she was her too.
Probably the only one that's not hurt by them.
She is.
Hold on.
She was bleeding.
So I am the virus.
Oh, okay, that would be kind of like it.
I feel like that would be kind of fun to see that.
If you're in this world and this crazy stuff going on,
I feel like Leon is like, huh?
Hello, gorgeous.
Snike and mission, let's do it.
This is me moving around. I don't I want to study it
She is hurt
I'm going up here now. That's not who I'm looking for
What what do you know I want to zoom in how do I do a shift
What's where are you?
Oh, I tried to kill her.
I thought she was just obviously one of those big brain things.
Yeah, I found some files on VHS computer, just connected to this somehow.
Ah, she has a bullet wound in her back over her right shin, calf.
I don't know how it happened, it must have been Gideon.
scope shot. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Oh, god damn it! Emily, why do we have to
be paired up with a guy that was fucking bronze and PUBG?
that's a lot of ammo that's a lot of ammo
get away from that don't hey grace take ten steps backwards no not forwards
You good?
No, I'm gonna need that. I'm not doing that for a funny laugh out loud moment.
That fire would be burning them!
Where are they?
Oh, I see them.
Dude, that's the butcher.
I did it for effective way I gotta keep going
Oh, do I just leave can I just jump over this?
You won a hundred bucks.
Wait, how?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Alright, Leon.
Ooh, that fire looks great in HD.
Oh!
Money? There's money in here.
Grace.
Neon.
Rishi.
Oh, this is Emily.
Help me.
I can't stop the bleeding.
Hey, look at me.
We're going to be okay.
Yeah?
Stay here.
That should be the way to the water treatment plant.
It's our way out.
Let's go.
I just don't give up, take care of her.
Get her safe, go!
Now!
How do we rank the ultimate giga-chads in gaming?
Is Leon number one?
I'll keep our friends busy.
Oh my god, I was exploding my room!
Oh fuck, he's gonna kill me!
Am I dead?
Okay, that was so, that was so loud.
That was, that actually flashbang would be in real life.
Get the fuck out of here! What is that? That was like a League of Legends 2 move.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
What are you walking for?
Don't clear out the rest.
Okay, good.
Is there anybody else in here?
Oh, okay.
That was intense. That was a lot of blood. That was a gigantic amount of blood. The webcam
blocks the UI. I'll fix it in a second. 620am. You invite everyone to the party, but you
make you wear headphones that are five times louder for you than everybody else yeah I'm
I'm I have the volume times 10 for me and you guys are all just watching the movie normally
so anytime there's an explosion you can hear it through my headphones just like but I'm
like Jesus if people do you just take the headphones off watch it with the rest of us
I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna get up. We're at about an hour. I'm gonna get up.
I'm gonna go check on something very quickly. I'm fine, but I just check
something. No, I'm not checking to see if I shit my pants. It's not what this is.
I'm just gonna see how I'm doing. All right. I'm doing fine. I'll be back in
three minutes. Ads will play and it will get rid of the pre-rolls and they'll
only be on the BRB screen so I'll be right back. No, I'm not checking my
underwear. Nobody said that, but people probably would say that. I'm just
checking on something. I'll be back in two, three minutes.
you
you
you
you
you
I am back.
Hey, we're good. I was just checking on myself, you know, seeing how we're doing. It's been an hour.
Feel all right.
Where's mystery crunch?
We're gonna do that another day. I can't eat mystery crunch right now.
Did you didn't puke? No, no, no puke. We're good.
How proud were you underwear?
Stop it.
Sure.
When are you going to show us the Tahini-Crostini shrine?
They're the best olives that I found, by the way.
Cassavetrano olives.
Those are my favorites.
If you want the real olives, it's those ones.
All right, let's go. Um, I'm here. We're good. I'm ready to rock and roll.
Okay.
You should visit Italy for good olives. I would love to take any trip that's outside of the United States.
How does that sound? But not right now. That's gonna have to be like a next year kind of thing.
Did you wash your hands?
I wash my hands a lot.
Okay.
Very clean.
I'm sorry, I know it hurts.
I'm so sorry.
So where are we going?
Green. Green means press.
I can't wait green this way we're gonna ignore that yellow tape this way no but
not make it I'm gonna ignore that yeah I'm just seeing what the hell's going on
All right, okay
Okay webcam. Oh shit, you're right. Okay, hold on
You look so good fuck man, I'm so ugly
Hey
You don't know what I look like every day
You have a square
200 by 200 pixel cube of what I look like once a month.
You don't know, you don't know how I could look on a day-to-day basis.
I might not look great all the time.
I mean, today...
You don't need to see it, you have good days, you have bad days.
I've had a lot of bad-looking days, don't trust me.
Trust me.
We know.
See, yeah.
Sticks and stones may break my bones.
But what?
But...
Ban everyone that says anything bad so you don't hear anything negative.
And block.
Alright, I got... What is in... I gotta take some of these out, right?
Just get rid of this.
Do I need this for anything?
It's got the check mark on it, right?
Can I just delete this, can I?
That means I can just discard it, right?
It's been a month.
Just discard.
Yes, good.
Okay, I need...
Um, I got these charms, too.
Knife power.
I'm going to take a couple lockpicks.
I'll take two lockpicks.
I don't know, I might need them.
Why is this ammo look so weird?
Oh, this is for the powerful one.
Let's store that.
Keep the blood collector.
I'll keep the Molotov, why not?
Take up more scrap the scrap stack. No, I'll take two scrap and I'll take two injectors
All right, that's fine
That one scrap one scrap because I'm gonna get like five items there probably
Okay, good hey reset the run
Hey, quiet.
I've saved 41 times.
The roof hatch is operated by the panel outside the storage bay.
If power supply errors persist, you must restart the three power distribution units in the lower area.
Great.
Okay, so restart the power and run away from the big scary lady.
Sounds great. Sounds fun.
I feel like I wouldn't want to leave her here alone.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, okay, so very obviously we have to run the big lady into this ship.
Where am I going from here though?
So I gotta get into...down?
Hey, this part sucks.
Great.
Hey, this part sucks.
Great.
Is it?
Okay.
All right, so there's three power distribution units.
We've got the lights to spray in the lady's face.
She's going to break down this door.
okay well I guess I have to go can I go down the stairs here I guess I was my
flashlight dude why don't have no no no flower there we go I was like it's G
I need to find these power units all right one on the low floor no damn
Oh man, this is not how far away this is.
Okay, let me do my best.
I've never seen anyone play this game this way.
Bro, I walked down the fucking stairs!
What did I do wrong? I walked down the stairs!
There's nothing for me to do wrong right now besides walk forward!
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
What's going on here?
What happened here?
Dude, that's crazy.
I went down the wrong side.
I heard go down the stairs and I'm like, okay, there's stairs right here.
Must be all connected.
Because look, elevator's dead.
I can go down the stairs.
All right, well, I thought that was,
I thought that was just gonna connect.
I thought, oh, I thought I could go down the stairs.
Whatever.
I went down, I heard it, downstairs for the emergency ship, and I'm like alright I'm
going down the stairs, I'm going, there's a staircase.
if I had anything in my mouth, I would have just bit my tongue off.
Why is it so stiff?
No, don't do it again!
Eeee!
Fuck, I have to activate!
My brain overwritten the fact that I had to hold it, because I pressed it.
Whoa!
Suck, dude!
Yeah.
Do you see all those headshots?
No, I didn't make it up with my mouth.
I did you saw it on the screen.
What the fuck up?
Fucking irritating.
Shut up.
Why would I make that up?
so annoying I must have made a bunch of other stuff up too
all right here we go next one is over here I'm gonna go to the stooge area
Oh
She can can she smell me oh she can smell me
Fuck where's this it's ah shit. Where is it over here?
fucking do it that one you don't need to hold it
I gotta go straight and where the hell is this one the control room all right
there. Straight and then right. Go.
Put the light off. Turn light off. Light off.
All right. Do it quickly while she's still stunned. Quickly while she's stunned. Go!
I need a tool. Oh, no. What?
What? Oh my god.
She's gonna, I'm gonna shoot her right in the face.
Gah. You know the rest.
Wait, was I- Did I just get cut-seemed and it didn't hit her?
I don't have to reload it!
Get out of the way!
How old do you have to be to watch this movie?
Um, isn't it... is it, what, 17s?
Okay, open the hatch.
Dude, where the hell is the roof hatch?
Okay, I gotta go up.
was that thing to was a thing to push over here was the way back up right here
Oh, Peggy, 16.
you die already come on open all right let me just throw that
got it
I've never seen somebody do this.
Just like I'm walking down a hallway, this is the wrong hallway.
That's so funny.
I'm thinking about that more and more every minute.
That's really funny.
all right two thousand bucks if I if I taste the fucking goo
Please be okay.
2000 bucks who's got it?
Dude, bro. Oh
Oh, all right, come on pay up, bro
Dude it tasted like burnt, it tasted like burnt toast.
It was awful bro.
Where am I going?
Oh return to Emily Art.
No way you just did that, dude. I- I had to, no.
That's two...
...thousand.
POV, somebody trying your tahini-crustini.
You got jokes today, don't you?
was that 30 times
Is she dead?
This fucked up.
Oh, god, dead.
Did all that and this is not actually dead, right?
Oh, that's fucking horrible.
She's actually dead.
Oh, man, that sucks.
Damn.
Help me.
Emily.
It's me. I'm right here.
You're okay. You're okay.
She's gonna turn into one of those ladies!
What the fuck?
Oh, I don't know!
I'm sorry.
What do you want me to do about it?
Where's your gun?
Kill us!
Dude, German, that's Emily.
I...
I mean, it's really sad, but that's...
What the hell?
I wanted to save her!
You don't understand.
No, I never would have escaped without her!
That's sad.
Again!
Look, I get it. Trust me, I get it.
But we're still alive.
We have to keep going.
You gotta give her back the OP gun?
That was $500 on the eShop.
You get, come on, you need that.
Then he turns into one, two, and then you have to do the same thing again.
That would be insane if they did that right now.
Like they did the double right there?
And then it happens to her.
And the credits start to roll on the screen, and Gideon sitting in a chair going like,
Ah, my plan was a success.
And then you play as Gideon.
For the epilogue.
And you find out that Gideon is her father and Leon's son.
She's a time traveler or something.
I'd like you to come with me.
Come with you.
What do you feel lost, but you're not?
You're exactly where you need to be.
Who's that?
Oh my god, he's actually in this game.
Grace
We dropped a boulder on your head in the end episode five
You're the reason for its destruction, but you're also the key to building a brave new world
You're the final piece
Let us show you your true purpose
That's some crazy drip.
Would you like to save?
Sure.
Everybody taking drugs here, what's going on?
I
Hey checking in
Dude you just ran over like 500 birds
You need a hot clearance
And I was told to shut down the investigation
They can't believe Wesker is in this game.
They really waited a decade before they pulled him back.
Is it even Wesker?
I mean, there's only one guy in this whole universe.
That way he would have just died there.
Like this is an important mission, Leon.
110 miles per hour over a jump dude, you're gonna die.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh shit.
Raccoon City.
Damn.
That's good. Never looked that cool.
He kinda did though.
This hair is so messy.
I think I found clues to where they might be some coordinates on Victor's computer
Oh, thanks. Don't look at chat. There's going to be spoilers
Okay, no more chat
Alright guys, no more chat. I'm not looking over here for like at least 20 minutes
I'm not looking over here. I'm... you guys are like here
Here we go. What if I need help? I'm gonna ask where I'm gonna
a time people have to spoil yeah I don't don't I guys I don't know what's
going on here this is I'm brand new to this back you immediately if you're in
raccoon city I urge you to evacuate now leave if you can you cannot evacuate go
to the police station the nearest public facility wherever you can take any
weapon you have and hide in the nearest sturdy building this will be the last
paper we publish and I am the last raccoon times reporter thank you dear
readers for all your support over the years I urge you once more run find
And some were safe, survived.
Did they drop like a fucking bomb on here or something?
No, they delved this back in the second game, right?
Was it the second or third game?
Yeah, they nuked Raccoon City in like the third game, right?
Was it the second or third game?
Fake fan?
No, I played Resident Evil 3 like three years ago, I remember.
It happens in both. It does happen in both, doesn't it?
Don't reach it. Alright, I'm not gonna reach it. You're gonna get timed out if you do a spoiler, so don't.
Whoa! We have a huge map now. Alright, let's go. I want to explore.
Umbrella.
This is kind of crazy to do all this though okay well it was the other way I
stopped I got to stop looking at chat I'm just second nature every 10 seconds I
just go like this
fuck!
need a key
man is this the hotel from the beginning of the game?
scrap
come on Leon
Oh, there's that's a giant spider
the
find a way out
Yeah!
Fuck!
Dude, shoot him in the face!
What the fuck?
Okay, ah, well, I'm doing a bit of a secret though
Yeah, you get moving
of
and
I feel like I'm playing Baldur's Gate 2, Dark Alliance.
I'm just swallowed spit, like really hard, that was weird.
Why am I- what's with this saliva?
This game is bad for your health.
I don't care.
I've wanted to play this game for the last month and I'm having a blast.
It is great.
Defeat the giant.
I missed.
I missed.
You come up here?
of
I
know oh shit all right let's go
Where is he?
Ah!
Let me shoot at him now.
Did you come out of the cave and you look up and there's 2,000 of these and he goes
Oh, fuck me.
Giant enemy, oh, well I fought it.
The giant enemy spider.
You want the song too?
I was busy!
Don't worry, it'll show up again.
Here.
This is for all the old fans.
I'm 40 now, guys. I can't do it.
There.
Oh, the noise gate fucked it up.
I'll turn the no- Oh, whatever. I'll turn the noise gate off and do it again later.
Adult daycare!
god damn it
okay sure I beat the barricade looks like someone else was here first they
were planning on busting their way in bomb no way around you could climb it
Climb that.
Climb that. I could climb this. When you get to the top, just use your axe and just like...
Detonator is missing.
Contaminated area, authorized personnel only.
I'm not supposed to be looking at chat.
Okay, well, let's hope we're going this way.
Wait, there might be secrets.
I don't want to miss that much stuff.
I'm probably going to whatever.
They're down here.
It's down here.
Creepy.
Is there anything that I missed down here?
Cut your beard?
You don't look like you're me anymore.
Bro.
I'm just lazy.
I'm just lazy.
I'll cut it whenever I feel like it.
Where we at?
Alright.
I can go that way?
I can go down.
Let's go this way.
Wait.
Oh, gross!
I have to stop looking, okay.
Don't wanna put a spell on you.
All right, I gotta stop looking at chat.
Okay, every time I look at chat,
I just like walk forward and don't actually do
what I'm supposed to be doing.
Okay, well apparently that's locked.
Okay, so this is where I was gonna go this way.
Can I even go this way?
I guess so.
Weird, okay. Can I get in this?
Okay, gross.
Okay
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
of
those kids as
the key
very good very useful
Yeah, I knew that was gonna say no power because I pre-played the whole game, so.
I'm just pretending that, but I just said played it again, but pretending that I don't
know where to go.
I'm sure there's an old BSAA camp here.
The place is trashed.
Looks like they left in a hurry.
What were the BSAA doing in Raccoon City?
Interesting.
What is it?
The computer's not locked.
Maybe a detonator.
The computer's not locked
You did that matter to the son of raccoon city
That reminds me I dug a little deeper in the Pentagon's database, and I noticed
What's that there's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on raccoon city the implications that are astounding
He's being watched.
Xeno.
Okay, so Wesker teleported his consciousness into Xeno.
That's definitely what happened, right?
There's no way.
And then we've been teleporting consciousness for the last two decades in the game.
something like that. Now I'm not gonna look over. Combat data. What credit you
earned credits can be used to purchase items so we're like now full into Leon
campaign now. Because now we save the game as Leon. Interesting okay cool. I'm
into it. Demolish the gate. The detonator requires three parts of course.
signal receiver, east point, distributor, midpoint, relay, west point. Get them
immediately. Okay, so I gotta get the three points. Of course, we're gonna go all
over town here, so let's get the first one. Wait. Oh my goodness, it's an entirely
new menu. I need money.
Shit, okay. Are you sitting on the floor? No dude, I'm sitting here. Why would I
I'm the same spot I am every time I've ever turned this camera on? Why would I be
on the floor. All right, well this needed power. It's in here. Because you're lower than the
door handle. You know, you understand that I am like 15 feet away from that door handle.
What are you talking about?
I am up here and the door is back there and I'm sitting...
The door is...
What are you...
What are you...
All right, let's go.
Strange.
Where are all the bodies?
I get the dead.
What are you... what are you...
Alright, let's go.
I get the detonator.
I'm upgrading the shotgun, by the way. That's my weapon of choice.
That's a lot of people holy shit dude points
Yo I just got a million points
Yo what?
like skeleton enemies dude that's so much loot
of
today
it's so much
you only have a floating head and shoulders
This is even this is still in the wrong spot
That's better
Okay, so now let's keep going
Oh heck yeah
Any other trinkets to collect?
Oh my god!
That was insane.
Cool.
Okay, so I need to go in there.
Grenades is sick. Can I upgrade the grenades?
I thought those were supplements.
It's probably like a way I can get in there or something to go up, maybe, up here.
We're in here maybe?
Is there another way I can go up?
That one right here.
Aw man, I can't go up that.
Something else in here.
I got ladder, there's a ladder here somewhere.
Over there.
I'm busted, I'll have to shoot it down.
That was too easy, but what just happened.
Okay, keep going.
Ah!
Is he still alive? He is.
Holy shit, that was crazy.
That was insane, he didn't need to do that.
That was so unnecessary.
What is Quick Turn?
I forgot it.
X.
shit that's so annoying
come on down dude that was crazy are I gonna sharpen this now
all right do that to every single one of those guys cuz it's almost an instant
kill it is an instant kill
Okay, he's gone.
Come over here.
What did you say, ammo?
Okay.
What else?
Nothing else?
I thought that thing was going to grab me.
Good.
Hey!
Harpman key?
Bad news, Sherry. This place is overrun with zombies.
What? That's impossible. They should have all been wiped out by the missile.
Yeah, they should have.
They ain't.
Missed anything though?
Crazy!
No help? I don't want any help. Unless I specifically yell for it. Screaming.
Might still work with some fuel. Alright, get some fuel.
You know, they could have been some residual in there.
of
I'll find it and go down there do weapon oh dude that's the detonator all right got
that sure I found the distributor two more parts than I can Jerry rig the
detonator for that gate. Great. Can you see any more from your position?
What's that? Another BSA headcam. That should have the signal receiver. Okay.
What about, um, I don't know, may I not go over here?
There's zombies over there.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
That should be a fun trip, okay?
That's far away.
What am I looking at?
What is that?
What am I looking at?
What is that?
Got the location for those parts.
Going to collect them now.
Gas station?
Okay, safe point. I'm gonna take another break. I'm gonna get up and move around. I'm gonna
get some water. I think it's kind of important right now. Maybe two, three minutes. I will
BRB ads are going to start right now.
I'll see you guys in three minutes.
BRB.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm back. Let's get another water. We'll drown a little bit. I'm doing all right. We can keep
going. Hey, I fed you a Mi ravioli and he hated it. Ravioli's good. I don't know why. I don't know why I
I would decline ravioli. That's crazy.
I think ravioli is a slept on Italian dish.
Really, most people think of ravioli and they're like, yeah, that's fine.
That's kind of good.
How many people would put ravioli up an S tier for Italian food?
not a chance omega law but I'll have to say and they would
I've seen a lot of I would I would
let's keep going make sure I got to have both headphones in
Yes, I have the volume on both of them.
Reveoli's gone to a Reveoli.
I love Reveoli.
I'm surrounded by haters.
It's true.
All right, let's go.
So I need to get,
Uh, I gotta get the three. I got one. I need two more.
I gotta go to the gas station.
Which, did it mark the gas station?
That gas station is so far away.
Alright, so let's go get gas.
Check this first.
I didn't realize you were streaming.
Hey, well, you're here now, aren't you?
Why does it look like I can open this?
Is that a go-
No, not?
It's a good thing, usually that means, hey, you can open this.
Okay, well, I guess not.
Oh, well, there we go.
All right, so then I'm just gonna go...
I can't go that way, because that's just a big hole in the ground.
I can't go up there, no.
Is there a way to, like, kind of shimmy over there?
Like, can I...
Wait, there's an item in there.
Can I drop down or something?
I don't think so.
Alright, I cannot, so let's go somewhere else.
Looks like Silent Hill.
It does look like Silent Hill.
Private property, keep out.
Should I hit a ladder?
And put it down and then suplex the motherfucker off the top
What if it breaks
No, okay
Go up or down let's go up first if I can
I can't play down the fact that Chef Boy R.D.
There's been times where I've had Chef Boy R.D. and I've gone man, this is exactly what
I was looking for.
This is precisely what I wanted.
I have a lot of ammo.
It's nasty.
I haven't had it in well over almost a decade.
But I remember it was just easy.
Sometimes you're looking for easy.
all right shit going down in here stealth kills do I need the oh I'm not a
uh grace
Our stealth kills are worth more money
It's all the same, okay
Erb.
Scrap.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Anything else?
No.
Wait.
There is a tracking module
outside.
Really?
Really?
A device with stored combat data can be redeemed for credits at a supply box worth 1200 bucks.
Holy shit, look, this inventory is horrendous.
Can I spend a minute or two fixing this please?
What I mean not like this.
I haven't done this in the entire time I've played the game.
That's why it's such a mess.
I'm not going to go overboard.
I'm just going to do what I need to do.
How's it going here?
I know I'm going to combine these as well, I'm going to do two and two.
Two and two.
Should I do the three?
Now two and two.
Okay.
He knows what he's doing.
I know what I'm doing.
Alright, this is gunpowder.
The gunpowder on the lower left,
ammo is going to be right, gun's going to be top left.
We're going biggest gun till smallest gun.
Okay, then we're just going to go with this rifle ammo rifle ammo
Super shooter weapon, what is this for? Is this for the the weapon?
Okay, good, look at how much better it looks. Sorry. All right, then this is grenade which will go all right
And we got... we put the parts kind of near the...
What's this for? This thing, right?
Tracking module, it's just a treasure. Put this like here.
Perfect, okay. Treasures here, then scrap can kind of fill in the blanks here like this.
Hey, look at that. So much better. It doesn't make me want to throw up. It didn't look like I took my case and just shook it a thousand times.
Stacked hand grenade. Hand grenade with another one attached to the bottom. Ah, that's kind of awesome.
Cool. So I have a super grenade. That's a Looney Tunes grenade. Yeah, that's pretty sick.
Alright, I'm ready. Let's go. Why is this not... why is my super grenade not, uh... not listed
here. Oh, it's because it's down there. Alright, let's play. Jeremy, you could have snuck
up on that guy and did a stealth kill instead of using five bullets. Sorry, dude. I realized
that after I shot the first shot.
All right.
When a battery dies, we'll need to get a new one
from either the sewage facility or the underground parking garage.
So I have a choice here.
Sewage facility or parking garage?
Oh, I have to get them both.
So I guess we're going to go sewage?
Wait, what's up here?
You all right I need to level up
That counter the stealth kill holy shit, okay
where the shotgun shells excuse me where the shot did I pick up I need to heal no
No, not yet. One more hit and I'm gonna heal.
What the fuck? How is he still alive?
of
weirdo
is he digging into the ground?
oh shit it's one of those big ones
ha ha
Is he alive?
Rip it off with your bare hands, come on.
Machine gun ammo.
I get an SMG now?
Reload everything.
Leon! Help!
Leon! Help!
Alright, so where am I going? There's one just in here. I gotta go up around this.
No, I can take him out.
Wooo!
Shotgun best weapon in game, upgrade shotgun first, no matter what, only play with shotgun
if it's possible.
Can't see shit.
What's that sound?
Oh shit.
What the fuck he actually got here with it?
Oh, I'm gonna get- yeah, I'm dead.
I need to heal.
Those guys are brutal.
Damn, alright.
Where did I snipe somebody?
Another tracking thing?
Should I save this knight?
Save this knight?
Don't help, alright, don't help me.
I figured it out.
You just gave my wife a massive headache when you organized your inventory?
I think it looks fine.
Oh my god!
That was bullshit.
Alright, check for secrets.
Bad guy should be in this room, the battery should be in this room.
There it is, the gal.
Dude, the gal, weapons that don't fit into your attache can be sold at the supply box.
They can be bought back for the same amount, so just consider them on hold.
I'm not that nuts.
What are you kidding me? I got room.
I got room.
Please just auto sort.
that that looks that doesn't look good I had a good thing going and you thought
an auto-sort the inventory to make it look like dog shit?
Where is it?
I have so many guns.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to use it right now.
I have like the entire arsenal.
Alright, battery. One out of two. Good.
I want to see you use that gun tonight.
You mean the sniper rifle? I'm saving the ammo.
What if there's a huge boss battle where I have to sneak around and shoot him?
He almost got a swing in here. Yeah, that was the last ditch effort. He was trying so hard. They almost did it
Okay, so where am I going from here? All right, there's the battery box and then I go up
Fuck it. I don't care
Good all right now we did the other one the other one is
That way
Limes told us to wiggle here
What's up, limes? Thanks for the raid. Welcome. That's a big raid, that's a large raid. Welcome, everybody. Thank you, limes.
We're playing Resident Evil 9. I have not seen any of this. I've got about halfway through the game and stopped playing it and never played it again.
see any spoilers I literally am time traveling back a month and we're at the Leon segment now so
thanks for the great welcome welcome everybody here we go it was like three months ago it was
a very long time ago it was but we're here now and I'm ready okay so where do I want to go
I want to check in here first probably locked door
A slot for a crank. Okay, well we gotta go get the crank and then we gotta crank it
Do a locked
Arab I'm gonna run around a room. I mean it's over here in a second
Okay, there's apparently a battery in here.
It's right there.
Just jump over the fence, dude.
Grab it.
Why is that so hard?
I'm going to just say, I hate this part.
Well, that means I got to sit up.
That means I got to sit up for this.
Okay.
water. I give you a good video game, video game sound effect. Okay, a hand wheel. Well,
there's the hand wheel okay let's go
huh oh
Oh, massive destruction!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, we're getting deep, we're getting deep up the pad, I'm dead.
was uh okay I did not I did not think that was gonna happen I think they're
all gonna turn to the brain enemies all right
the biggest oh mega low moment dude is when you died more than three times on
standard mode okay
Sorry, we were only allowed to die twice on standard mode, is that what I'm allowed?
Okay, this was the bait because it made you think you were safe after this.
He moved!
Okay, now, I'm gonna throw, we're gonna throw this super grenade.
What the fuck?
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
What are you talking about?
Why am I dead instantly?
Wait, what?
He, he knocked-
Okay, I think he knocked me into the other guy's hands,
and he did a cutscene kill.
Alright, I'm just running the fuck away.
I'm opening this and I'm just turning around and running back here.
I'm just gonna turtle in this little zone.
of
I tried to duck under it, it didn't work.
I tried to duck and it didn't work.
Alright, get me the fuck out of here.
Oh, fuck he runs!
Oh, get away from me, get away from me, get the fuck away from me!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
No, get this fucking guy!
Oh, don't do it!
Oh
Please
Oh
Get me the fuck out of here go back go back go back go back go back back up back up back up throw this
die oh shit fuck I can't believe it was zoomed I should have even zoomed in
this part is the difficulty just cranked up like a thousand oh my god I
Fucking blew it so bad. Oh, I blew it so bad. It's awful
Fuck okay. Oh
God damn it. I was so confident to and like I got in there. I got my fucking bow
Where's his head? Well, I mean here's a sniper rifle. Oh, yeah, what there's his head
Fucking zoom the fucking in times 10
Shit, okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
I'm getting worse getting worse
You motherfucker!
Just duck, duck!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
God!
Okay, I'm safe.
He's gonna throw it at me!
That was a fucking crazy fight.
That was crazy.
That was fun.
You need to parry with space.
Oh, you would know that if you it didn't play this game a month and a half ago.
Oh, well, whatever we do to the hard mode.
Oh, we did hard mode.
Like I would have parried the attacks anyways though.
All right.
Where's this device?
There's probably a bunch of shit on the ground that I can get
Let me reload, reload all the guns
Okay, so I cranked that thing I can't jump down there
You need to learn it I'm sure I do
Alright, what else is on the ground? Nothing?
Alright, so what am I doing here? Did I open something else in the panic?
What does this do? Oh, it keeps going!
that's very useful. Very useful. Now I can walk over that. Good. Why are you so cranky
today I'm not cranky why am I being a real cranky common right now was that a
joke. Now it's a real life, dude. Alright, got both batteries. Now we're good. We're moving
And now, can I miss anything?
Crank slot.
Can you please stop talking about cranking it?
Did you have a thing you haven't added in your inventory yet?
What do you mean?
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
Cool.
I got so much money too.
I'm going to be, I'm going to have so much cool shit.
Alright.
Batteries are out here.
And then down there.
All right, so we can open this now.
Very nice.
Thank you very much, Leon.
Annoying bird.
I'm the great Leon.
Cool.
So there's the gas station.
I guess I'm just gonna go and get the fuel.
No, I'm not.
It's not ever gonna be that easy, is it?
I can reach through there and grab that.
Hand grenade.
I can't go this way either.
This game is wild for everybody.
I feel like the shots are loud
No
I like how the different uh if you did the middle of doing something that he holds the gun differently
That's cool
Sometimes he does it with one hand sometimes he does it with
like over the shoulder it's cool I like it it's a nice touch okay so if I can't
go that way and I need to go up there I guess I go that way check trunk old
machine gun let's get the full health
Nothing?
Dull.
Dull.
and
and
I've encountered three infected. I've eliminated them.
That's correct, sir. Do we proceed?
So the rumors are true?
The rumors.
The missile isn't just enough to stop the spread.
Don't be ridiculous.
Affirmative. Listen up!
Our objective hasn't changed.
The one they blew with the advanced party in the center of Rackham City then hit the Ark.
We'll have to go to the other side of the road.
and the center of Raccoon City then hit the arc.
Our mission is to retrieve Opus.
Move out!
Let's also go one at a time.
Go out one at a time and go as far as you can get
one at a time.
Radio in when you, oh.
Oh, fuck!
Jesus fuck!
Oh, uh oh.
This is a sharpshooter!
Oh, I should've pushed that.
Okay.
That was all on his phone
It's in the briefcase.
Ah, I can open the supply crate school.
Okay, wasn't there one where's one right there?
I'm gonna go save it cuz I want I got a lot of money
So there are ghosts involved with help us too. I need that fuel
Did she watch the footage in one second I think there's enough time all right, let me open this
What we got
There, there better be a hundred cans of tuna in here.
Well, motorcycle's kind of cold.
Still in good condition. All right, I need fuel.
Just need to get through that gate.
Repair kit.
I keep the tools for equipment repair.
But can things break?
Okay here we go. I got 25,000, 32,000 credits. What can I buy with 32,000 credits is the
Real question. All right, shotgun. I want up. Waited.
Two grand.
Reload speed, rate of fire. How about just power?
Now, are there other shotguns in the game?
Oh, man, hold on.
So should I usually wait till I get a better gun?
Let me at least do this.
Let's do the body armor upgrade.
Yeah, body armor level one.
Case upgrade level one.
Try this go for it body level two.
Oh shit.
Modern 7 automatic shotgun with excellent grouping.
It's ideal for precision shooting.
A dot sight can be attached.
I think this is the one.
Wait, compared to the one I have now.
Okay, this thing is way better.
I'll get it.
And now I'm gonna sell the gun that I have now.
Cause like I don't give a shit about this anymore.
Okay, sell that.
So I got an enemy upgrade this
Dude precision goes up crazy stability
Definitely power I can do it again double power
Ammo capacity
All right, this thing is dirty now, so now I need a little bit of buy ammo.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I guess I can just upgrade this.
I got a hundred bucks.
No.
All right.
What are you doing?
Let me see it.
I got to put it on the...
I got to put it on the...
I got to put it on the...
I got to put it on the...
Alright, what are you doing?
You see it, I gotta put it on the uh, yeah this thing is going to be crazy.
Put it too.
Let me take a look at it.
Yeah, this thing is destructive power.
I love how it looks too.
Perfect.
And I got that body armor I got.
Let me combine these.
What can I make? Some stuff now.
Yeah, make some more shotgun shells.
Make shotgun shells only.
That's all I care about.
Yeah. Sick.
What about ammo? Do I get ammo for this gun in here?
I stored it, right?
Do I not have a storage case anymore?
Technically no.
Not with Leon.
Okay, well let me save it.
Let's keep going.
I'm just adding to save every...
It's fine.
All right, so now where are we going?
I have to go to the gas station. So let me try to get over there.
Is there any way to get over there from here?
I don't think so. I might have to go down here or like back here.
Wasn't there another?
There was another storage box somewhere.
Where was it?
Was it back there?
Alright, well there it is.
That guy, that guy's Peter Griffin death.
Okay, so now I'm in the gas station, let's go get the fuel, and I can fuel up.
I can mark that? No, I don't. I told you I stopped marking it because it was too much.
happened so frequently that it was not worth marking anymore. It's locked. I
definitely can't go in that door. Maybe I can by whatever.
maybe I want to upgrade this too is that weird
SMG good in this game upgraded for now
Now this gas now is this finite can I only use this once or twice or something
I
Oh
Do it
Anymore
I mean, I would love to keep this thing as long as they're going to give it to me for.
Got it.
Nothing else in here?
No, let's go up.
I need to fill it. I need to fill the tank.
Where... where can I fill it?
Because there's no gas, right?
Is there a way to get through the other side?
I guess... could I go through here?
Is there a window I could go through? Can I... wait.
That's just a door.
I thought it was wood.
No, don't keep it in your hand.
Give it back.
Get it back!
That thing is awesome.
Don't kick it!
Oh my god, Leon.
It's not cool.
Okay, fill it up.
How do I fill the tank?
Oh!
Change of fight!
Okay, fill it up.
Okay, fill it up.
How do I fill the tank?
Oh, change of fight
Whoo! That could have gone really bad. Did I just take them? What did I just do to myself?
What am I doing? Oh, I can't. I got confused there. Alright. They're all dead. Fill up
the tank. Where can I fill the tank up? Oh, I guess it's in here. Or in the back.
Okay, hold up.
It, it did, eh, I looked like I crushed it!
I thought I destroyed it or something.
He had a weird look on his face, too, he was like, he was confused.
Alright. So, filled with fuel. I got it. Good.
So now, gas power generator, gas power generator. Was there another one too?
Gas power generator. Do I have it? Can I do all three? I hope I have enough fuel to do
all three. That's right.
No out, no out, no out.
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
No help no help no help
That's for some banners it
He doesn't do anything
Okay, the other ones up there, so I'm gonna go that way
of
change of
those free cover there
Fuck! Okay, well, we're gonna use something else.
Oh my goodness!
Don't throw it, don't throw it, don't throw it, don't throw it, don't throw it, don't throw it, don't throw it, don't...
I'm gonna wait for him to come over here
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, I got him in a really bad spot.
That was from a hundred miles away.
Okay, they're cleared out.
Good.
Excellent.
Okay.
So, I need to go back through the apartments?
No.
No.
Is there a way to get up here?
No, I think it is the apartment.
No.
Is it up here?
No, I haven't been in it, have I?
Is it up here?
Is it?
Am I going right away?
Is it up here?
No.
No.
Yeah, because this is across the way here, I've got to go...
Yeah, this is wrong.
Wait, is it though?
I feel like I went up here and saw the gas.
I have to go across that bridge.
Fuck, okay.
There's something in here I need though.
I'll come back later.
Alright, so back across the bridge.
And then to the right.
Is there no special wait?
Oh shit, here it is.
Here it is!
Welcome to UNK GAMING!
Scratch time to- yeah, I'll get up in a minute.
I just want to get to a spot where I can stop.
this probably is a pretty good stop stopping point for a break
wait hold on
there's a lot of shit in there hello all right nice
Wait, jump the other way.
How long are you gonna stream today?
Um, until I'm done.
Maybe another few hours, maybe an hour or two.
So where did I drop that shit?
It fell down like right here.
Dude, there's even more stuff back here.
Nice stacked hand grenade.
What about this one?
This one doesn't look open.
Oh, it is.
What's priority target?
The one on the right, because I can kill instantly.
I didn't work. I fucked up. I fucked up. I'm gaming.
Oh, Uncle Gamer!
You don't got a weapon now.
See ya later.
Dope.
What's in here?
That's what I like to see, a shit load of shotgun shells.
Perfect. All right.
I'm going to take a quick break.
I'll be back and we will continue.
I'm still I'm doing all right.
I'm doing OK.
Open this up.
I'll be back in 3-4 minutes. I won't be going that long this time, but I'm gonna get up
and move around. See you guys in 2-4 minutes. Ads will be on. See you in a minute.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Hello. I'm back. So I'm probably going to play this for another, maybe this other section
here. Once the section is finished, I'm going to move to Tomodachi Life. I don't want to
overdo the scary game that much. I figured a good two or three hours that should be okay,
we're at the three hour mark right now and I think I'd like to do something a little chill
but I love this game it's not having a great time I will come back to it again within days
not three months so let's finish this section and keep going
oh you can't hear anything can you
We were just talking about what resident evil character we want to see return on him.
I gotta get the context.
I want to see return the most.
Uh, hunk.
That's my pick.
I feel like we haven't seen hunk in a long time.
When was hunk in a game last?
Hunk always had a cool little mini-campaign in every game.
It's been like red navel 3, red navel 2.
Yeah, there used to be a little hunk campaign.
It was actually pretty fun.
Oh, and 8, was it?
He was an 8?
Was he playable in 8, or did you just kind of come across him in 8?
I don't remember.
It's been a while.
I don't remember him showing up in aid. Was it in aid? I don't think that's accurate, but I could be wrong.
Alright, let's go. I'm gonna go down. Wait, let me put the bang on here so I don't have to carry around my inventory all day.
Aid had curse as a hunk like. That's true.
I can't just like put it on there. Where even is the damn thing?
I guess I have to make the detonator.
Granny like? Um...
What would it take for me to play Granny to beat Granny 1?
I'm trying to figure out what my incentive would be for me to complete Granny 1.
No, it wouldn't be a million dollars.
That's the most- a million dollars is what you said.
Dude, it would be way less than that.
Now, I'm only gonna play this fucking iPad game for a million dollars.
That's gotta be such an insult too.
I don't mean it to be insulting.
Nah dude, I would only play your game that you made for a million bucks.
That's how much I don't care for it.
Another one of these?
3700 nice.
Oh.
What did that even get me?
Okay, so that was cool. I got that. I was looking for that. So we'll keep on.
Granny's got deep pockets. I don't, I think, guys, that's not, that's not the case.
I don't know. I'm not saying it's not the case that granted in our deep pockets. I'm saying it's not the case that any singular game studio would want would give me a minute.
million dollars to do that. I don't think you understand, that is an unfucking believable
amount of money. That is genuinely an unbelievable amount of money. It seems like a bad investment.
Hey guys, it's me, Trevor, and I'm playing Granny 2!
Appreciate it, thanks for the million dollars!
Oh, let me count, it would take, uh, how many people are watching right now?
Okay, there are 10, there are 11,000 people watching right now?
Very cool, okay, so each of you would need to buy the game 70 times.
Hey, we can hit that number, right, community?
Uh, that's not a good investment, I don't think.
Long term investment?
If everybody bought the game, the granny is not 60 bucks though, isn't gra- wait, correct
me if I'm wrong.
Granny 3?
How much is Granny 1?
Let's do some math for a second here. Okay, so Granny 1 is $3.
$3?
Okay, so get a calculator up.
3
3 times
Well, how much like $500,000?
Okay, three times $300,000 is $900,000.
So three times $310,000?
Nope, three times like $330,000.
$333,000.
Okay, so that would need to be $330,000 purchases.
So if there were 10,000 people watching, let's just use an average, $10,000 divided by
I...
330,000.
Divide it by 10,000.
Okay, each of you would have to buy the game 33 times.
Why did it take me that long to do that?
It's $8, not 33.
Holy shit, there's a lot of people here.
33 times. Yeah, but that would just be to cover what I would have received. So you have
to imagine the return on investment, they would want it to be pretty substantial. So
instead of 433 times per person, I would imagine they'd want at least like a 20 to 40% return
on that. You have to, because I have to buy the game 50 times each. Okay, let me pay attention.
would keep it alive I don't think they would I hear a bubble thingy oh my god
Oh
After a pair of my tactical vest or whatever it is
Secrets no
There, and now I will do the Mario Galaxy version of the small or large enemy spider
song making me weep
that was just, it would be hard to crawl up the stairs like this without using your hands.
Alright, Leon, get over there.
They should have made him do the diamond cutter.
Or the RKO.
I would love it RKL if you spun him around just did that I
Need the light
That was horrible come on man I
I should have known better.
Okay, did I miss anything?
Okay.
Where am I going here?
Alright, so I got...
Oh, wait a minute.
I don't think maybe I try to go wait wait a minute wait a minute which way should I go
I guess it's either or um go down I thought granny like was just a weird oh no this is
where I came from no I want to go that way this is where the spider was I thought a granny
like was a weird hypothetical why'd you never explain that granny is an actual game?
Wait, you didn't know that what I meant by granny-like?
Yeah, gra-granny, you just thought I was just saying a granny-like?
Just like a grandmother-like.
As in your grandmother plays it or your- there's a grandmother in the game?
No, it's the pick up the pipe to push the thing to grab the nozzle to then take the
nozzle upstairs and then put the nozzle where the spigot is so you can get the water and
then take the water.
No, that's a granny leg.
It's a game that's ugly.
Contain up!
of
the
of
the
Get the fuck out of the way!
That was too scary.
Okay, open this.
Alright, better be something good in here.
Or I'm gonna flip out.
Chris's firepower only when the scope is not equipped for a sniper rifle is that's interesting
dude that's 10 grand almost that's almost enough they would need per person watching to make
it worth giving me a million dollars all right boom we're going down where we
going where the hell we going I'm going here whatever screw it the base charm is
good is there a shotgun charm
I'm sure there is
I can't get out of here.
I want to go in this place.
I can't get out of here.
I can't get out of here.
I can't get out of here.
All right, I want to go in this place, in the cafe.
What when do I get progress for that to actually get something for it?
I thought that was meat.
Can you hear it too?
Why does it say that?
Why does it say that?
What was up with that, that was weird.
Okay.
I kind of just wandered all the way out here didn't I?
From here where did I- I bet can I just keep going through- did I already went through there
didn't I?
I'm supposed to make sure I did, right? I went all the way down here, didn't I?
That was, yeah, that was a spider.
You're too old to hear the frequency that's in the game.
Okay, well, I can go up there. Anything else that I missed over here? Yep, there is.
Thank you.
I have so many guns.
Alright, I'm going back down.
He's 40 years young.
You are so sweet.
Oh, I hear it.
I hear it.
of
Okay, Regan is always a shotgun.
This is fucked up.
I was just a kid.
Scared and confused.
I imagine Grace must feel the same right now.
I'm sure.
Sorry.
This isn't the time to have any doubts.
You know what's that crazy? This game wasn't made entirely in assembly.
I don't even know how they did that. I don't think they even know.
Okay.
I'm gonna buy some shit. I have money.
I'm doing shotgun upgrade. I'm buying something else I
Do like the open-world aspect of this it's kind of interesting
Dude that's a lot of money. I got a legendary tracking module. I've got $40,000 again. Holy shit. Okay level two armor
Yep
This is only a thousand bucks stability was there's no slot here just max this thing out
Honestly, okay, this thing's maxed out.
It sucks to use this in first person.
All right.
What about?
I feel like I've been using this a lot more than I.
Well, what can I do here?
Power, capacity, reload speed.
That's a capacity.
It's kind of dinky.
Wait, is there a different machine?
I guess, hold on, what's this?
Compare this.
I want to compare that.
How do I compare it?
This is the gal.
What is this?
All right, I want to compare this.
Just things got an insane rate of fire.
I feel like this thing is a little better.
to fire versus... actually they're kind of the same. I'll try it. I'm gonna sell it. I'll
try it. Might as well. You can buy it back anyways, right?
My capacity mag and a dot sight and okay all right this shreds everything.
I kind of like the submachine gun oh this is awful to look at.
I got so much scrap metal, can I please make something? What the hell am I doing?
Alright, machine gun ammo.
Shock gun ammo.
Machine gun ammo.
Shock gun ammo.
Mixer, GGG.
No.
And a super hand grenade.
I got a lot of good ammo now. There we go. All right. Hell yeah.
Equipping a sight puts you into FPS aim, but you can toggle back over the shoulder.
Oh, whoa! It really does!
This is some Call of Duty shit, okay.
Whoa! That is weird.
Is this how it was intended, or should I switch it back?
I love you German but this haircut makes you look like if John Wick went into IT instead
of being a hitman. Oh, here we go. Yep. There we go better. Okay, I kind of want to keep
going. I think I'm going to keep going. So I got to go into here. So I'm going to get
into there somehow. Or should I try this way? This relay first. I feel like that's not
going to help me. Let me go this way. Let me get the signal receiver over here. I'm going
John click.
You just unplugged John Wick's PC.
I was about to attempt a John Wick, and I'm glad I just didn't.
Hey, who do you think you are coming into my room?
I'm plugging my PC.
I'll have you know, I have a very set of skills that I have.
I have a very specific set of skills.
No!
I can't even go this way.
Mom!
I can't go this way!
Mom!
How do I get over there?
Did I never pick this up off the ground in here?
No.
No, did I leave that on the ground?
It's above.
Oh, there's a crank.
Do I have the crank?
Shit, I don't.
No, this is wrong.
How do I get up there from here?
I don't remember.
Through the apartment complex?
Hey bro, no one has ever done this.
Okay.
I got lost at this part.
Um.
I don't have the crack.
I shouldn't be going this way.
Okay, back to the bridge.
I don't want to leave those items in the ground.
Alright, back to the bridge.
Can you do a Jason Statham impression? Yeah.
OK.
All right, back to the bridge.
That's not the bridge. Wait, bridge is here.
I can't. Where the hell am I going?
Bridges here. So back over this way.
And then.
I guess, oh, I can go in there.
Looks like I can go in this room.
Oh, cop.
Back to the apartments on this side.
Okay, I think this is correct.
One medical supplies motorcycle repair kit sniper rifles sniper rifle attachment where really
There's another sniper rifle I can get
Holy shit, okay signal receiver is in here
That is a big gun
There's nothing... come on.
Why would you let me do this?
There's gotta be something out here.
So much shit.
Damn.
That was packed with stuff.
Welcome to the s-s-seater apartments.
We have one bedroom apartment.
Oh, look at that.
Shortcut.
Bro, you're lost?
No, I'm-I'm going up.
I'm going up. I got the key.
This is not there.
And then I go this way and then I think I go over here.
And then from here, I go,
oh wait, fuck.
I need a fucking crank.
Shit, I don't have the crank.
Wait, okay, yep, I'm good.
right here, see
this gun is actually awesome
you can't crack it. No. Not right now.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
that shotgun is awesome as well okay where is it I can hear it
I don't know where it is.
Ooh, crank!
Finally.
There we go.
There we go.
Alright, there's two places I can put the crank.
There's one upstairs and then there's one across the street.
Got everything? Got everything.
I need a heal.
Not fucking around there.
Ooh.
Okay.
Crank.
I just got her to the puke.
Dude, it was so bad.
I went up
you correct it and then you puked
That would be crazy. What a crazy thing to have happen to anybody.
I would say you need to settle down.
Like you need to slow down, dude.
Yeah, settle down.
That's outrageous behavior.
I don't know how what killed that guy I guess I shot him in the head
Oh, I'll get that later.
Okay, that guy's gonna be shooting this the whole time, doesn't he?
I'm gonna wait for it to- okay, I'm good.
I want to climb that. Is that it?
Did I go through this? Oh, I could go over here.
I didn't see the corner.
Watch it. Watch out.
He's going to shoot it again. I have to.
OK, we're good.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
I'm trying to lower it down.
How many up there are you oh my god
Get out of my way
No, don't grab me with that shit on you!
Bro, fuck off!
Go somewhere else!
What the fuck?
Get away from me!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Am I safe? Yes.
Defeat 300 enemies and it's got achievement.
Alright, where is this motherfucker?
This thing is awesome though, yeah the shotgun is amazing.
Ohhhh!
Where, I don't know where he is.
Get in there!
Sup dude!
Alright, now let me do it.
Well, I guess I got them all.
I
Dribber robot version 4
Chat member you have been down for 15 minutes
All right, where's this there it is I gotta get that should I blow it up?
That was an actual uncle joke.
Yeah, and guess what if they were a bunch of if they were a bunch of nieces and nephews
around they would have all been like holy shit.
This is the funniest guy I've ever met in my life.
There it is.
The signal.
Repair it.
fixed it with the repair kit
grab the repair kit from container 2 in the central camp the signal receiver got all beat
up i already did that dude i'm one step ahead of you
i'm one step ahead of the walkthrough
okay
the final piece is this way
over there
find me so over here
there's the last one
so what's the best way to get over there now
okay so it's here
I guess across the bridge again or no in here I don't know
Where is the... how do I get over there?
I don't see an obvious way in there, maybe through here?
I don't think that's a hole.
All the containers are on the map now.
Well, I guess I'm just going to go over there and walk around.
Cool, alright, well, I'm just going to walk over there.
Change floors on the map.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
There's a container over here.
So I'm going to go all the way down here and get this last container.
And then I'm just going to go that way.
It was a fairer episode of Hogan's Heroes.
When Hogan did a whole cigar in one draw, and then everyone was lined up and he just
kind of went down and slapped everybody in the face, it was like all 40 major ensemble
characters in the show, and he just hit all 40 people in the face.
Alright, how do I get the fuck out of here?
Down there.
Don't forget this trinket.
Oh shit, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back, back, back, back, back,
back, back, back, back, I can use the missile launcher.
Where's the, where's one?
Right here.
of
all
always run he's right get up here quick
Where is he? Where is he?
Get off! Get off! Get off!
Remember those zombies? They are zombies.
You can tell because they go...
Why do they look like zombies?
They're zombies.
It's called Resident Evil.
Okay.
Where's the fuck am I going?
Where am I going?
Where's that hole?
Where am I going?
Where the fuck am I going?
Back across where those guys are, I'm not reading chat for five minutes.
You distracted me.
I want to go down there and get more volume film.
I got $15,000, $16,000 now.
Yep!
Ah
Sorry for that interference sherry
Oh 5000 bucks.
Where's this zombie?
Alright last one.
I'll get the last one and then I'll call it there and we'll play some Tomodachi Life.
So, but wait, Void of Talls in chat?
Why is he not VIP'd?
Let's see your persona, uh, human.
There's gonna be somebody in here.
Why would you put a red barrel there?
they were yeah of course yep we're not not giving this shit
bye that guy was coming out with a battering rim and he's now gone thank
goodness
Oh, shit, oh, look at that, this thing's crazy.
how much better is it okay this thing shoots way faster but it's less powerful a little
more accurate okay cool you're gonna get you're gonna make mr. green and tomodachi maybe one
thing at a time. Alright, cool. Give me that herb and we're gonna move and I'm
gonna do the final thing of this giant Leon open world segment. Let's do some
crafting here. Let's do one superhero.
Does it do two super hills?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
It's weird, but it hasn't been added to your island.
I mean, I got plenty of time to add whoever I want.
Dude, it's weird.
I'm gonna go to the camp because I want to upgrade and I'm gonna, I got too much shit
in my inventory and I'm gonna do the final segment.
Hey, you are.
Bastard.
Anything else?
Hey!
Where did that guy come from?
That guy just appeared out of absolutely nowhere.
That was weird.
three stooches I kind of did make the three stooches but spoiler alert I just
thought of his face and it made me irrationally happy
Okay, 23, I get 5000 for this.
Sure why not.
Okay.
This is fully upgraded.
So my shotgun is good to go.
What about that one?
I want to do more of this.
This thing feels fun to use.
Power.
It's like that power gun.
Stability.
Stability again.
All right.
This thing is now...
Oh yeah.
Max that out.
Okay.
This thing is sick now.
What about this?
I don't, right of fire is fine for a gun like this, I don't like to care about this.
Maybe the Requiem.
Even more power in the Requiem.
Yeah.
I'm thinking of buying some herbs or something.
Spy it all, whatever.
Let me at least do something to this because I use it sometimes.
Yeah, might as well.
Okay, cool.
Alright, let me take one more break and that will be the last break for Resident Evil and
I'll be back and we'll finish this up and then we'll move to Tom and I should live.
So I'll be back.
3 minutes.
Repair your armor.
Ah, fuck you, right.
I'll go get some kills and come back.
Alright, is there some people liking this killer right here?
No.
No.
It's alright.
Alright, I'll be back. Give me three minutes. Actually, I'm going to move around a little
bit more this time. I'll be right back. See you in three to four minutes.
How are you?
We're back.
All right, that should take us through.
How's my webcam?
Webcam all right?
webcam all right. Is the frame rate fine? Sometimes when it gets to be a little bit
later, the sun goes down, I lose some frame rate on my webcam. I think it's fine.
Okay, let's finish this segment. Probably take another hour or so, might line up
perfectly. We'll see. Okay, I need to go over here. So how the heck do I get over
there I can't look I blow this up now no I don't have it right no okay so how
do I get over here so something like around the corner
Hmm.
In the sewer.
I feel like it's got to be down here, right?
Really?
I guess.
Go back to the station and then go down.
Should I go back into the transition?
I feel like it's the train station and then you have to go through there.
Somebody just said no.
No?
Um, is it a ladder?
Wait, what is that?
No, this is a go- but let me just take a look at this.
I feel like it is the subway somehow because I have to go.
I got to go there.
So if I go down here and then like around the corner.
Can I go up or something or?
I don't know.
It's OK.
Tell us you're a shape shifter.
I'm not a shape shifter, man.
If I was a shape shifter.
I would be a werewolf boy right now. Are you out of your mind? Why would I be a person? Why would I be a human right now?
Why would I be a guy? I would be a werewolf man.
My fursona isn't human.
Is a human.
Yeah, but if I was a werewolf man, I would pick a human as a fursona, because I was a
werewolf man, so I'm gonna do something different.
Alright, that's where the spider is.
It's not that way.
Unless, is it this way?
Can I just keep going back or backtrack?
Maybe it's not down here.
I feel like- What is down here?
Wait, what is that?
What is this?
This is like a, hey look at this connection, then it probably goes that way.
Back in the warehouse maybe?
Cause what is this?
Why is it doing that?
Alright, I'm going back there.
Why would it be there?
Alright, get me out of here.
Yeah, when you talk to a wolf, man, and you say, hey, why are you picking you as a fursona?
I don't know.
I'm like, well, I'm a wolf.
Why would I?
I mean, I gotta pick wolf?
No, I'm picking human.
What an interesting life that is.
I wouldn't be a human for a day or two.
Okay, so let's go back in here.
Is that a generator in here?
the fuck did I get in there in the first place? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
I can go in here! Yay! And then, up there, if I can get up there somehow, and then made
it made it I think I have to go all the way to the top where I was before did you
actually puke dude did the amount of people asking that just read the title
of course I did it was the part where all the blood was coming down the waterfall
Did the waterfall a blood part?
It was awful.
Okay, what about...
Am I going the right way here?
I think so.
Yeah, when the waterfall of blood was happening, then Leon was just like chugging it.
Because he said, oh my god, superpowers!
Superpowers!
I was like, why did they even put that in the game? It was fucking disgusting.
Alright, here we are. What the heck is going on here?
Gotta go up?
It was gross. It was gross.
He just chugged a bunch of the weird, corrupted blood and he just took his shirt off and he was flexing as hard as he could, hoping that it was going to turn into like a superpowered Leon.
And then nothing happened. He just got sick and then I got sick. I usually only get sick
if somebody else gets sick and I watched him get sick. So I was like, what the fuck, dude?
All right, here we go. Let's do it.
Sheen gone. Let's get it out there. I gotta equip that rifle.
Do I have parts?
What the hell is this?
Oh, no one's...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, is this one of those things from Ninja Warrior where you have to go...
I can use that.
So, get on it.
It begins.
Alright, Paul, will he complete this whole section within 30 minutes from right from
the pole closing?
I'll wait.
I mean, just getting the item by the way, like it's just this segment, get the relay
and then come back, like just when I touch the thing, I get the item, that's it.
Not like this entire section.
I'm talking about this relay thing, like I pick it up.
And then get back to the gate.
Okay, fine.
Pick up the item and get back to the gate is the end of this segment.
instead of a gamble you guys want to gamble instead I let him predict it but
I'm used to my superdict instead
no no okay yes again it is pickup relay and then when I get to the gate and like
cutscene start like boom I touch it like I just to be within a foot of the gate is
as the wind is. 30 minutes. How much am I betting? I mean, I'm not, I'm, this is for
you guys. I'm just gonna play the game. I'm gonna try. I mean, that, it's right here.
I have to go across this section to right here in 30 minutes. I don't, do you, what
think you think so? That's not that far. You'd better do it. All right, well, this seems
kind of 5050. It's not that much and it's really not that far. Okay, well, I'm, I'm
I'm gonna try.
All right, are we ready?
Seems like it's coming up here.
I got another 30 seconds.
I'm gonna be this in 30 minutes.
Make sure all my shit's reloaded.
All right, I'm going for it.
Begin, starting right when this pole closes.
That's cheating.
I, that's I'm literally standing right here.
I haven't moved.
Here we go.
So I'm just going to go that way.
Here we go.
Just go that way.
Starting in three, two, wait I need timer.
I can't even, I can't put a timer in the screen right now.
I'll do one here.
Okay, 30 minutes from right now.
In three, two, one, begin.
Fuck!
trash can
okay alright I would okay
Where do I fucking go? This is a zipline, zipline. No, that's where I did. That's the zipline I came from.
How do I go this way?
Oh, I'm in here, here, here, here, here, here. I- I- Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
And three, two, one, we're going.
Why did I believe? It's been one minute, we're fine.
Believers, I got you.
I got you, Believers, don't worry.
It's like an Elden Ring level.
of
the fall
this is a chris level he's got a fugue inducing
what is going on alright i'm going i can go that way where's the correct way nope no
this way
oh my god
um
what
This is weird. I don't like this level at all
Okay, secret no this shit's gonna fall left or right right one's gonna fall first
I said the opposite and I moved I'm fucking stupid
Oh
It's breaking it's breaking
Glass surfaces are fragile and require extra caution. I was shooting glass out from under enemy is good. Oh, okay
Fuck both of you. I don't care
oh shoot the ground oh my god I'm gonna fucking scream shoot what are you doing why
Why couldn't I shoot the gun?
I had no aim. I had no aimer.
Get that fucking shit away from me!
Shoot the glass! Dude, I swear to God my shit didn't work.
Oh my god, get that fuck off me!
Oh shit, am I in trouble?
Oh, no, okay.
I think it has made it impossible. Did I make it impossible?
If I'm stuck, no, I'm not stuck, right? It regenerates.
Can I not, can I break this?
No, I can go this way.
All right, where do I go from here, where do I go up, I gotta go up, I gotta go up,
up, up, up, up, up.
Am I actually softlocked?
Is there like a ladder I'm not seeing?
What the fuck am I missing?
I got my screen is too big.
I'm coming to terms with that.
I need like a 24 inch screen.
The screen is way too big.
I have to sit like across the whole room.
I'm way too close!
Where the fuck do I go from here?
Dude, there's gotta be a way I can go up from here, right?
There has to be.
I don't understand, I'm fucking losing my mind.
Where is the way up?
Can these things be broken?
I can't get up this.
Shoot out all the glass?
Wait, wait, wait.
Dude, that's not going to help me.
Oh, motherfucker, I swear to God.
What is fucking happening who's shooting so much get
What are you doing?
Boom, I made it, I just got to pick this shit up and run back, okay, let's find those
up and run back okay I got so much time what do I got I've been nine minutes
okay I got it right here boom relay combined done got it detonator tell
Oh yeah.
Great job.
Now to get through that gate.
Yeah.
I'll take this out later.
We'll try how to get down.
Yeah.
Alright, how do we get down from here?
Good, good, good, just gotta get down, just gotta get down, so I go this way, cross here.
Boom.
Beautiful, we keep continued this way.
Excellent, now we're back over here.
Then we go, wait a minute, what is this shit?
I don't know.
I got time.
Hell yeah.
Alright, we got more items.
Reload all the guns.
Cool, binoculars.
Okay, shoot this.
Fuck, that didn't work.
of
death
of
death
Highlighter is on.
What is it? What is it? What is doing it?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
What was the point of what I just did, what was the point of this?
No!
Okay, other side, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Holy shit, he's got a fucking jacket on!
Why wasn't that guy taking fucking damage?
I shot him like ten times in the fucking head!
What happened?
Oh, I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Alright, just go, just go, just go, go, go, go, go, I got it.
Was it over time?
15 minutes.
Oh, that's such dog shit!
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
good all nice hell yeah okay go go go go got it done
Okay, beautiful. Get on that shit and get me out of here.
I don't like that sound. I don't like that music. I don't like this music.
Oh no no no no no no over there jump jump jump jump jump.
left to take the next one. I can't jump, I have to...
of
of
of
of
of
What's going on what do you guys what what what do you want what are you doing why is
it stopped again
I can't jump. I can't. I can't jump.
Oh, where am I going, dude?
Okay, oh, where the fuck am I?
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
Just run, run.
Get out!
Yeah!
All the believers are gonna get a win today.
for the first time in like five years.
Was it one more time?
22 minutes?
Hey, I have to just touch this.
It's been longer than planned.
Luckily, I found a bike.
Should make up for lost time.
Great, you made it.
It's 15 miles to the city center on the 419.
That was intense.
I can't believe that, that was crazy.
Oh, there you go.
Congratulations, Believers.
Wait.
So I said there's a briefcase that I dropped on?
What am I doing? I- no, I touched it!
I just had to touch it. It's GG. Believer's win.
Believer's win, guys. I don't have to do anything else. I just had to get there.
It could have been bad. I thought I was going to die a second time and then it would have been actually kind of up against the clock.
Damn. Okay, well.
That was wild. That was a fun section though. I like that section a lot. A lot of action.
I'm not controlling this dude I am controlling this should make it there or not
of
the
day,
that was rough
What the heck?
Holy shit, they're huge.
I'll stay just keeps getting better and better
oh shit it's a GTA chase mission
I just have to shoot him 5,000 times and then he'll fall off the bike and have one bullet
in his back, starting to cutscene.
Wow, this is cool.
Now this is what it's like to- this is a game, you know what I mean?
This is a real game.
Yeah, they don't make them like they're used to you, right?
Not so much for the director.
How do you even see where you're going here, Leon?
Stop!
of
Oh, shit!
Okay, seriously, I don't give up that easy.
come on man that was outrageous what the fuck are you talking about capcom that was so that
I you know what am I gonna say about it?
Geez
I
Killed him here. Do I actually get a kill here?
He's gonna turn to a giant monster
What okay
that was awesome that was really awesome that was really cool
That was a long segment for what felt like one continuous level.
There was a lot of environments there too.
That was actually really, really impressive.
That was cool.
But I can't hear anything.
Uh oh.
You should be close to the coordinates.
You should be close to the coordinates shouldn't have used all the gas on um
random
Five and a half foot tall chain link fences that I could have just climbed
Okay
Is there a save point soon
Okay, so I'll just play this up.
Cool.
Alright, any items?
No?
No?
of
Oh, shit, it's the police department.
Cool.
We actually go, yeah, we go into the police department.
They really wanted us to cover every game that Leon was a part of, didn't they?
They went up from 2 to 3.
Just looking around.
This is beautiful.
I need to look around.
Return to Shadow Moses.
Dude, the nostalgia is so crazy, but here's the thing where Hisbert Capcom really, really
went off, right?
The nostalgia factor here is going back to Braccoon City.
Do you remember Braccoon City?
Do you remember the police department, the precinct?
We're going to go back there, but it's destroyed.
We could have gone back, and it could have been just
bustle and bustle, remake it all, reverse the missile.
But this is nostalgia here.
This is what happens with nostalgia.
You think back at how awesome this precinct was,
and how cool it was to be here.
And all there is is just ashes in the memory.
And yeah, you go play two, you go play two remake,
but this is what it's up there in your head.
They really were cooking with this game.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, this is the memory of the precinct in all of our heads,
all of us that are over 35.
Sorry, if you're under 30,
You just don't get the reference, you just don't get it if you're under 30 or 40.
Only 90s kids will get it.
Yeah.
Look, he's, look what's happening to him.
He's having a memory too.
See.
Oh, but we're remembering the remake.
See that's what's the, that's what the issue is.
When you have a remake, people aren't, it's replacing the actual second one.
He should have, well, no, there was some regular two in there, wasn't there?
This is cool though. I do like this lot. It's cool. Yeah, I know we're back and in the
Raccoon City Police Department for like the third time. I don't care. I'm 40. I like this.
since you've been back there.
Yeah.
Looks like the base of the Acetabitch came here.
Abandoned?
Not sure.
He's so ugly, I'm sorry, are you talking about Leon or me?
Because both of those statements are twisted.
You can't save anyone.
Ah, fucking guy.
And Grace.
Shit, she's in danger.
Sure, you found Grace.
At RPD?
Yeah, exactly.
Someone's been expecting us.
Got to lock on our location.
Better than no.
Copy that.
Dun dun dun.
Cool, all right, well, now we're in the precinct.
And I have to imagine we're getting close
to the end of the game.
This feels like part two of Leon's
section and part two of Leon's section probably is the end of the game.
I would imagine.
Probably a little bit more, but
very cool. Alright, let me just buy some stuff, sell some stuff, and then I'll move on to Tomodachi Life.
Because I have a lot of money.
I was waiting to play as Leon for a significant amount of time,
and we got it right there, and that was great.
That was a lot of fun. There was a lot of enemies too.
That felt like kind of a good balance between let me shoot a bunch of enemies and run away. Things are scary.
It was good. I like it a lot.
All right, let me upgrade this.
Now this is fully upgraded.
Uh, yeah, Requiem.
This thing is just such a, it's just such a great weapon.
Just max this thing out.
Okay, I think I can buy the upgrade for the Requiem.
Okay, alright.
Requiem's maxed out.
go I repaired my shit I should have a full body armor now level two or three
yep
cool all right well that was that part that was really fun very much enjoyed it
it was very enjoyable and we will pick it back up again hopefully in the next
few days, next couple days. I'm gonna take probably the last break of the
evening, so we're gonna preliminarily take a break here about 10 minutes
early, and welcome back and play Tom and Outch Your Life for like an hour or two.
I'll be right back. I'll move to Tom and Outch Your Life. See you guys in two or
three minutes.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Hello, my turn is up.
Okay, so let's chill for like an hour or so, maybe like an hour, I don't think it's about
six hours or so.
And let's see.
I can't go enough to was going to play Tomodachi.
Yeah, I can't go enough, but we want to be able to see their faces predominantly.
All right, everybody is freaking out right now.
What's going on, Lala?
What do you need?
let's play no repeats now we can't see your Star Wars shirt did you actually
see that I thought it was low enough where you wouldn't see it
Cheesecake.
Fried plantains.
Uh...
Want that?
Popcorn shrimp.
Uh...
I pressed it! I pressed it!
I pressed it.
Hey, you can't.
This was a bugleberry as lovely as the Holly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bugleberry's hair was going on the other day.
His head is going to fall.
He's wearing a wig.
Wait, wait, wait a second.
What is going on with the bugleberries hair?
That's oh my goodness, dude you got to get that a little closer to the hairline man
You gotta pull the you got a glue underneath oh
Yeah, I didn't let he last time he was like I want to change my hairstyle
I might be in trouble here.
Nope, I think I'm good.
Hooray!
Looks like a weird owl.
Congratulations, you won!
Suddenly Leon Leon the island. Everybody wants me to make Leon.
That's a crazy statue.
Do you want Leon? You really want me to make Leon?
All right, after we clear out some stuff and buy some food and buy some new things and watch the news.
This is me, it's for May 5th, 2026.
Researcher Ben Franklin was recently able to capture a resident's cells dividing on film.
Yeah.
This short video illustrates the Ronald McDonald on-brand epimodific division.
Ronald McDonald on-print.
Aren't they cute?
They look like little baby copies of Ronald McDonald.
When asked why and how, Ben Franklin responded with,
Because they're making a T-Virus.
We just came from that up again.
This incredible feat has captured the attention of the scientific community.
We ask presidents for their reactions.
People sure do have a lot of time on their hands.
Well, that's life for you.
Thanks for watching.
I gotta get out of that outfit.
I miss Piggy, and this has been a seven o'clock race.
Welcome.
Whoa, I want it.
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
Okay, and what about food?
Wait, there's new amenities here.
You're welcome.
It's definitely the hamster.
I'll get two of each.
That's six hunts.
Oh my god.
I don't have that too much money to spend on these.
I can have a whole playground.
I have a gold bar in my inventory.
I'm fine.
I have about one of each.
Okay, I want one of each.
I don't think I can put some benches.
We can put some...
Okay.
Bye.
And then...
I wanna go see the clothing for the day.
I gotta give this a Taz.
Just buy everything.
Disco Jumpsuit?
Okay, I like to keep the D-Pond one.
Is this a robot head?
Sure, I just bought Super Hero Outfit.
I kind of like it's the bugleberry
Should I get this a church Mario or a green Eminem?
I feel like that's a church Mario then
Wait, this Pac-Man has different hair too
I want to see what the new food was, I didn't see it.
Could you make Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong?
I guess I could.
Oh, he's standing roast later?
You can count on that.
Okay.
Alright, you, let's put that chain on you.
No, it's got an M on it.
Should I give it to Green M&M instead?
This kind of looks like he's naked.
Yeah, I do not like this at all.
I don't like this at all.
This needs to be changed immediately.
I hate every single thing about this.
That actually is kind of perfect for George Mario.
He just needs pants.
How about mama me to start every sentence?
Oh, Mia!
He needs more punch.
Oh, Mia!
Oh, Mia!
Oh, thank you!
They just have a long cause.
Alright, let's feed you, give you your pants, and then feed you one more time, and then you can be on your way.
Oh, there's Rod on the top!
Well, here you can have these.
Those are Sonic the Hedgehog shoes.
I gotta make Sonic the Hedgehog.
Have fun Mario.
Miss Pac-Man?
Not sure.
Why are we painted the eyes on, right?
I just wanted to say that I love you, Miss Pac-Man.
That's why I can't stop staring at you.
Unbelievable. I'm so happy.
We'll make a move. Someone's gotta make a move.
We had Kathy Mitchell and Cookie Monster make a move in the first hour of the game.
We're like into 30 or 40 in-game hours now.
We're we're like into 30 or 40 in-game hours now and no everyone's like too afraid to make a move
Okay, this is it I need to tell him how I feel do it. Where should I confess my love?
Okay, um at the restaurant we did the Ferris wheel before
at the restaurant or island spot.
Okay, and we're going to go on the beach.
Let's go on the beach down here.
Right, yeah, like down here.
Right next to this lamp.
In the water? I can't do in the water. Right here. Right there. Right against the water.
Right here. Right here.
Right here.
How should I confess my feelings?
Okay, Bugleberry the old-fashioned way? I think it's the old-fashioned way. He's very old-fashioned. He's very much I
Think it's a
Yeah, we're going old-fashioned way
Should I change what I'm wearing first?
No
No, you look great
All right, come on we need more romance. Let's go. This is huge
Right next to the light, right on the water, perfect.
You get a new haircut just with this.
I want to make all sorts of memories with you here on wonderful Facebook.
I like you.
No, I love you. Go out with me.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You don't start with that.
Hold it right there.
Who the fuck is that?
The one who truly loves BF Ducalberry is me.
I'm the one who's always loved Barry
Even more than life itself.
Yes, Bugleberry. Which of us do you choose?
Uh-oh.
No!
Tonight again, double-night again.
This is just Deny Island.
Oh, no, she's losing experience points.
Okay.
What are you doing, but do it on?
Put it on!
This spell was a huge problem.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Put it on! This spell was a huge problem!
That'll show my devotion!
She's going again! She's going for a second time!
Hey, this time I don't stink!
He didn't even show up!
Oh man, this is bad for her!
That's a critical hit.
That is a full on 200% damage taken.
No.
That sadness is all the way.
Uh, I'm just gonna leave you alone for now.
I'm sorry about what happened there, but that was a- that was a big fumble.
First of all, you show up and you smell, and you immediately just go to write who I love you,
and you stimp, right? That's- that's not how you go about doing that.
Terrible wingman?
Oh yeah!
What are you talking about? I helped out!
What's the plan for tomorrow's date?
My dear, I want to do some Diablo for sex. So how about me, but you go to the ocean.
It must have raised me to the disc into the ocean.
I dream of Diablo for sex by the ocean with you for the longest time.
I love you, that's still my time. We'll be together forever.
Um...
My darling cookies, stop. Always keeping it real.
This is the only healthy relationship I've ever had.
I thought you were like a path of Excel builds.
They bring up different ARPGs.
Wouldn't you say that you're happy that they're into Path of Exile builds that they're hating Diablo 4?
I hope they have a more children I hope they have like 10 kids
No, that's all I guess I would probably hit
I want a beer
I love molestal lifetime
A nice cold beer
A nice cold beer
A nice cold beer
I love you
This is a country zone
I can tell your fortune using bubbles
Tomorrow, crunchy munchie
The person you'll be most compatible with is
Yeah, who could it be?
Stur.
It's Stur.
Did I hear that Stur, me and Stur got married in his game
and he was trying to get pregnant?
Yeah, he's got a fucking he's got a fucked up island
He's got all kinds of crazy shit happening on his island
All right, Peter, um, good evening.
He gave you the pregnancy geode?
What is, what does that mean?
Like this thing?
Yeah, how about a maple syrup cap?
I'm being honest, I could be a better listener.
Good.
Yum.
You don't remember the pregnancy geode? I don't know.
I don't remember much, guys.
Okay, we need to add his laugh.
Or I know, holy crap, right?
So it needs to say holy crap lowest at the beginning or end of every sentence.
Beginning, right?
I'm typing I'm using the way mode.
How do you spell Lois?
Yeah it said that I can't fit.
I knew I wasn't going to be able to fit.
Holy crap, Moose?
Yeah, Loose is correct.
You guys gaslight never times spell something.
Holy crap, Moose?
Uh, thank you.
Saying that really makes me feel more like myself.
Okay, cool.
What else is going on here?
Ronald McDonald needs something, something he's hurt, he fell down.
Who should I bring over here?
You go meet Ronald McDonald.
I feel like you two are compatible, honestly.
Don't you think so?
She just farted in his face!
What the fuck?
Please help me.
I can't believe she smelled so bad.
I'm gonna be okay.
Please deodorant and invite him again.
But did she invite him with the context that she's putting deodorant on?
I feel like the... don't...
Oh boy.
You said you'd make mechatorque.
make mechatorque make please mechatorque please please please make mechatorque
time's out
oh toad I think I'm in love
toad wait what
so this is love
I want to start dating toad and live happily ever after
That is... I am shocked at this.
But hey look, whatever they... hey!
Go talk! Go talk!
Captivated. All right, well we're gonna make this happen.
Off. Hey, Toad.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Okay, that they're not even have a conversation but they're gonna do that and then leave.
I would drown him if I could. I would drown him if I could.
Oh, a cookie! Just like his dad!
Oh no, he doesn't like cookies! What's wrong with it?
Oh no, he hates cookies.
He's not even gonna nightmare about it.
Oh
Should I give it to him?
Hey, you just had a nightmare about this look what I got
Okay, he likes it
I
I
How about scaredy cat
I think that's it.
I'm doing, um...
I'm doing experiments on humans.
I think we should remove his bride and then put it back in backwards and see if he talks
backwards.
Dude, that's such a good idea.
I didn't even think about that.
That's such a dude.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah.
Nice.
I've been in it for a while.
Invaping moon rocks.
do a human experiments do a human experiments nice
vaping moon rocks
okay well there's one
That smile... Living? You wanna live with me?
But... But... But... What about...
Okay.
Pfft.
Hehehe.
I'm putting muscle oil on?
Uh, I don't know if we're doing that one.
I guess I could save muscle oil.
I'm doing it.
Wait, the meme is there. The funny meme is there.
Eating pellets.
Hustle oil.
I love his running on all caps.
No.
She suggested it.
I mean, yeah, these are her suggestions, right?
The fuck is that?
I'm gonna poop.
Butt-shugging oil?
I know.
I know.
Well, that didn't write that, dude.
What's up?
What's up, man?
No, the fuck is that?
Maybe we could-
Maybe we could butt-shug every day!
Not every day, man.
The fuck is that?
This one?
No.
Time.
Time.
It's like we're sure to stay awake. We have to live together.
Okay, well apparently I live with Ms. Pacman.
That means I move out of the Express Ready Set Go house.
Am I ready for that?
Wait, why don't you just move him?
Come on in to the Express 101 house!
This'll be a lot of people that live here now.
I can't. Not in a butt-jug manner. That's for somebody else's house. Remind me to put
Put that on.
I hate this one.
super duper house. No, it's so bad.
I love this kind of choc only, but the time is up.
Mr. Robot Shop!
Do you know who's Mr. Robot Shop?
Heh heh heh...
Mr. Elbop Shop.
I have to change it. I forgot that Aaron lived here. I forgot Aaron lived here. I need to
change the name. Whoa, this is turning into an apartment building. I have to delete this.
Okay, well, I don't even think I can do it, sorry.
Okay, somebody has to move in.
There's only one bathroom for all these people?
six bedroom house in this like one bathroom.
Oh, one fucking bathroom.
Oh, there's only one fucking bathroom.
Hey, where even is the bathroom?
No, not after stir. Not after stir, you said. Oh, God.
Okay, we are having to get different clothes on you look ridiculous
There's a red socks hat.
Give it a different hat.
Okay, fine.
Why do you hate it all?
It looks like Larry D. is the one who's the best.
It looks like Larry David in the trumpet.
Okay, okay, alright, alright.
He actually did.
Alright, you need to eat something, dude, you're hungry.
I got to buy some new food.
Yeah, ow, matcha.
Oh, spiritual inches.
I just hate everything right now. What is wrong with me?
Yeah, have a sparkling water.
Oh, spiritual inches.
Oh my goodness, he doesn't like anything.
Here, I'm gonna have cigarettes.
Dude, he hates everything.
in a mood today? What's going on with him?
Uh-oh, we got some romance potential. Here we go. Come on.
Before I do this, let's feed you. Make sure you're well fed. Make sure you're not smelling.
Okay, nice mushrooms.
I think he should have a sword, right?
He's a pirate, isn't he?
Or he's not a pirate.
He's a captain.
I can't explain it, but Tess has done my mind all the time lately.
Come on.
Sounds like love.
Huh, I never really thought of testing that way before, but hearing you think it's love
is making me wonder.
Yeah?
I'm willing to overlook a few flaws and a good friend.
Okay, I'm not gonna make a move.
Fucking hell.
He's crushing here.
This didn't happen either, did it?
Nice cold beer.
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
What is that?
Space food?
The answer is space food.
Next up, your second pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
The answer is...
Muscle-Cock-A-Mushroom.
I've had mushrooms in a long time.
Finally, the last pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Donut?
No, that's... I think that's an egg or something.
That isn't the way to donut.
The correct answer is...
Donut!
I thought it was gonna be a weird egg or something.
Congratulations!
You won!
But Ben Franklin and the disco jumpsuit!
That's actually not that good.
Accomplice.
Humph.
Aw!
Doing human experiments?
Oopsie!
Oopsie.
Yum!
Give it to Captain Crunch.
I love a good brain teaser.
That was weird.
Alright, we're almost done with the cube.
And then we're gonna make something here.
Huh?
What do you think?
Here, have some cheese.
Yum!
Don't like cheese.
Well, you need to eat again.
How about some spring rolls?
Nobody likes anything that nobody likes anything today people are really not happy with that look at what's going on here
Is the food rotten
Oh, you're too many things to count here.
Uh-huh.
I'm not gonna say chat. The Simpsons hitting Ron, that's no.
Uh...
everyone. Everyone. Everyone. Everyone. And everything.
Every single person. Everyone and everything.
You can change the before committing to it.
Every single person.
And every single person
What is one thing every single person?
Even she's freaked out by
Do I look like I'm having fun?
Because people always say that I do.
She corrected your grammar.
Okay, we're good.
Alright, Captain Fringe, it's time for you to make a move.
Somebody needs to make a move.
Oh, man!
Dark Queen, did you hear the news about Snake Eater?
I did.
I did.
But did you hear all the news about Snake Eater?
I did.
I did.
Oh man, Goth Queen, did you hear the news about Snake Eater?
I did, I did. But did you hear all the talk about her pure enthusiasm?
Oh, yeah. I heard about that a while ago.
But you know what? We never finished talking about League of Legends.
Uh, that discussion is different than the one we were having about the sugar, right?
totally different buzzword island
buzzword island hey Taz how's it going I'm being competitive do you want to
Play some quiz!
Here's your first Zundama!
What do you think is?
The answer is...
Oh, it's not Frankie Sunday!
Set the candle!
Next, your second Zundama!
What do you think is?
That might be Frankie Sunday!
Where's the second one?
The answer is...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
The correct answer is...
...
...
...
...
Congratulations.
What is that a Cleone?
Cleone, Cleone.
All right, the queue has been
Wait a minute
Why do I have two of those?
We better use these, this is a thousand bucks.
Fuck.
Look, a new playground!
New playground has just opened!
Come check it out, Toad, try it.
What the fuck?
Why is he having so much trauma?
Oh, I guess he's not, he's having fun.
Does everybody have that reaction?
I guess not.
Everybody's get over here and play with these.
I want the entire town on these.
Wake up. Wake up some new toys to play with.
Now, wait, what are you doing?
Good evening, Church Mario.
Do you feel like talking about power pills?
Oh no, the drug is spreading around the island.
Question for you, Church Luigi, you can choose between power pills and a makeup box.
What did you do?
Who gave the drugs first?
I guess I picked power pills.
Really?
Well, if that's the case, we're gonna get along just fine.
Hiyahu!
Let's be friends!
Have they even met yet?
Oh yeah, they've hung out a few times.
What was that?
Who said that?
That was weird.
Alright, he's going to call him Mario.
Mario.
M-Mario.
Well, like this.
Hey, Mario!
Good evening, Mario!
Like Mario?
Mario, how goes good evening, Mario?
Good evening, Mario.
Mario, how goes it?
Hey, Mario.
No, not Medeo.
Hey, Medeo.
Long time no see.
Alright, Ma-D-Oh.
Medeo. How goes it?
Good evening, Medeo.
Medeo.
Ma-D-E-O.
Move the D.
Mario, how goes it?
No, it's not Mario, it's Mario!
He says like, Mario.
Try Dio.
Good evening, Mario. Hey, Mario.
Hey, Mario.
That's kind of good
Close enough wait space where
Take away the ease
The E is like the Mario. How do I make it longer?
Hey, Mario.
Ma... Ma...
Mario.
Gleafling, Mario.
Ugh!
It's close.
Gleafling, Mario.
Gleafling, Mario.
What does it call him?
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Hey, Luigi! Long time no see!
Luigi! Luigi! Luigi!
Good evening, Luigi!
Good evening, Luigi!
Good evening, Luigi!
Luigi!
Alright Luigi, I want to be like Luigi!
Good evening Luigi!
Hey Luigi!
Good evening Luigi!
Good evening Luigi!
Luigi!
That's what I heard on here.
Looks like Mario and I are friends. Thanks to Power Pills.
Seems like Luigi and I are getting along just fine.
He just got closer to the microphone.
Don't meet the Mario brothers, please.
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Ronald McDonald.
You're Ronald McDonald? I'm Church Leachy.
Why is Ronald McDonald here? What the fuck is wrong with you? Why not?
Why not?
You should be putting any as many characters as you want on your island.
Oh, hello.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Church Mario.
You're Church Mario?
I'm Church.
Why is Toad taller than Mario?
No, I guess he's not really.
Oh shit, it's this dweeb.
What are you doing?
Get out of here at that.
Alright, you might as well meet Teen Stooge.
What's up, Mario?
Hey, nice to meet you.
I'm Teen Stooge.
Uh-huh.
Mia, you're Teen Stooge.
Church Mario
They get along
Okay, they get along they like each other
It's nice to meet you. My name is Chug.
Hey, Chug. I'm Team Stooge.
What's about a you far know I roommate's door?
That is what he said, isn't it?
Okay, they get along. They get along? Alright, things are looking good!
Alright, we almost had a- I could've clicked my mouse.
We almost had a middle romance, but it failed and I'm probably going to call the stream
here.
Gonna get something to do here, and get up.
Fun day though.
Have a good time.
Everybody send me energy right now.
Here we go.
Ready?
everyone put your fingers to your temples and close your eyes and just go
like this and just have energy go through the computer three two one okay
yeah yeah more a little bit more that's enough that's too much
Oh, fuck.
If you missed the beginning of the stream,
when I finally tapered off the Prednisone completely as of like four or five days ago,
it kinda came back.
Yeah.
Oops.
An exciting new travel destination is now available.
But Central Eastern Europe's tour is now available.
Definitely not even as close.
As it was, I moved to a go.
What? I gotta figure it out.
Get in the liquid, I don't-
Oh, I'm good though, right?
I'm sticking around, I'm gonna stream in like a day or two.
Like I said in the beginning of the stream, I'm just going to keep going, I don't care.
I definitely, if I was operating at like 3% in, let's call it the end of February into
March and into April, I'm at like 60, like 50 or 60% right now, so it is, I'm so much
better than I was, but yeah, I don't know, we'll figure it out.
I do have to take like a week or something, I'll tell you, but I don't think so.
Uh, let's give somebody a... before I go.
Let's give it a teen stooge.
Oh, are you really giving me a central eastern Europe tour?
Thank you so much.
Time to pep my bets.
It's always time for astronomy!
This is proxastronomical clock?
I could have cured Lula's depression.
Living the mountain life in a free schtitzer?
Oh, here ya.
Thank you.
I wonder what it's like to live here, I really wonder what it's like to live a city life.
You know what I mean?
I think it's like a whole different interesting world
What's on auto you that was a wonderful trip those are cities yeah, but not like a miracle
I'm talking about American cities cars everywhere for you headlights everywhere fucking LEDs everywhere
buildings, buildings, buildings, everything's a road, road, road, road, road.
Some of those European towns, even down in Mexico, down in South America, Europe, even
some places in America too are like that.
I've never had that experience before.
I feel like you could have some nice like farmland in America okay city boy alright I'm gonna buy
So by the thing of the night market, I'm...see ya later.
Give me a mystery bag and then I'm ending the stream.
Cool.
Very cool.
Risotto.
I live in rural US, it's very peaceful.
Maybe I'll end up in rural America one day.
Ooh, chocolate.
Spresso, bacon, cannoli.
Thank you very much.
Alright, what's happening in the only one fucking bathroom house?
Is somebody injured in here? What was I getting the notification for?
Oh, she's fine.
All right, I'll see you guys later.
Thanks for watching.
Take care.
I'll see you in the way this time.
What happened, Jero?
Oh, no.
Nothing.
Oh
All right, see you later. Thanks for hanging out keeping on the sus same deal next day or two
Thanks for all the fun.
I don't know if it's a good day, fun day.
Resident Evil 9 is awesome.
I'm so happy I could go back to it, and I will go back to it again in a few days.
See you next time. Take care. Goodbye.
Have a good one.
See you later.
What are they eating?
What is that?
What is that?
It's chocolate spread on toast?
I thought it was a roast beef sandwich.
All right, see you later.