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Jerma985

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05-06-2026 · 0h 37m

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[00:00:30] Good evening.
[00:00:37] Oh, good morning, actually.
[00:00:40] It's... what time is it?
[00:00:42] It's like 1 p.m.
[00:00:43] I'm about an hour early, and I said I was gonna be.
[00:00:49] And if you just caught us last night, then I am a day or two early, then I thought I
[00:00:52] was gonna be.
[00:00:59] How are you?
[00:01:02] Time is meaningless.
[00:01:04] Well, in a grand scale that might be true.
[00:01:10] Because it's one o'clock for me, it might be ten o'clock for you.
[00:01:14] The one thing that is true is I'm going to be playing Resident Evil 9 again.
[00:01:26] But we're not here yet.
[00:01:29] Just like yesterday, we're going back to this three minute break, three minutes starting
[00:01:34] soon screen.
[00:01:45] So I'll be back in three minutes.
[00:01:47] As it's going to start, pre-rolls will be gone.
[00:01:51] 14, wait, did you force and beat the time?
[00:01:58] Oh boy, force and beat the time?
[00:02:03] Holy shit.
[00:02:04] I'll see you guys in three minutes, fear be.
[00:04:34] Okay, I'm back. I think there's still about 20 seconds left before we can get on.
[00:05:04] Hello there. Welcome back. Hey, I just got back too.
[00:05:22] 14, 14 minutes, 14, 18. That's going to be hard to beat. That's going to be hard to beat.
[00:05:31] Never doubt.
[00:05:40] Alright, you guys ready?
[00:05:50] I'm ready.
[00:05:51] Let's play.
[00:05:52] We've picked up Resident 9 and we're left it off.
[00:05:55] Hey dude, you can't play this.
[00:05:59] I haven't finished yesterday's Vaude.
[00:06:03] Well, just...
[00:06:04] ...cube him up.
[00:06:09] You can cue him up.
[00:06:13] You don't have to watch...
[00:06:15] ...you can also watch...
[00:06:19] ...watching in times three speed.
[00:06:24] I would not recommend doing that, by the way. That kind of melts your brain. Don't do that.
[00:06:28] I don't know where's my camera.
[00:06:33] Hi!
[00:06:34] Is it small today?
[00:06:35] I think it's a little smaller today.
[00:06:37] My hair is a slick back.
[00:06:40] Alright, so we left off.
[00:06:42] Leon was in the middle of going to the police station.
[00:06:48] Am I small?
[00:06:49] Well, I wanted to make sure you could see the ship today.
[00:06:52] you know I'm saying I want to cover the ammo and armor and stuff
[00:07:00] alright I think I'm ready just go we have to find grace so I'm just gonna go up into
[00:07:07] the entrance go to the east office you guys ready I was I'm already ready to go I did
[00:07:13] all my shit I got wait maybe should buy some waiting for any shotgun ammo I already bought
[00:07:22] all right uh i probably shouldn't take all these guns i'm gonna make ammo right now
[00:07:33] i'm gonna make yeah tons of shotgun ammo
[00:07:38] okay might i wait people might might not think that was worth it i don't care it's worth it for me
[00:07:45] two stack grenades now i got room i can get i can delete this crank
[00:07:52] All right, I got gunpowder.
[00:07:56] All right, I'm good.
[00:07:57] I'm good.
[00:07:58] How much ammo do I got?
[00:07:59] Oh yeah, I freaked out and used all my shotgun in the last time for the believers.
[00:08:03] Hey, I came through, didn't I though?
[00:08:07] I came through, didn't I?
[00:08:09] Don't act like I didn't come through yesterday.
[00:08:17] That was a weird puzzle.
[00:08:19] Oh, it's the one from Resident Evil 2.
[00:08:21] funny. I love whoever he remembers that. What am I doing? Both headphones could have gone.
[00:08:27] Am I even ready for this?
[00:08:36] Okay, now we're gaming.
[00:08:41] All right, now we're gaming. Let's go.
[00:08:46] All right, go to the east office. This is the west office.
[00:08:51] can I go up here I cannot okay so maybe I do have to go to the west office first
[00:09:11] so what can I get from here is it still open from earlier like it or like
[00:09:16] yesterday in the game. Keep up. Alright, so...
[00:09:29] things fucking broken. Alright, so obviously we're gonna go this way first.
[00:09:38] Just press every button.
[00:09:43] Wait, what about there? Can I go in there?
[00:09:46] Is that a door?
[00:09:50] Might as well look like a door.
[00:09:54] Oh, there's a couch.
[00:09:57] Alright, I'm ready. Let's go.
[00:10:07] Where's my desk? Isn't it like right here?
[00:10:09] Bobbin?
[00:10:11] Hey, Lieutenant Brenna.
[00:10:13] Kennedy.
[00:10:15] Reporting for duty.
[00:10:17] Bobbin.
[00:10:19] Jamie, the justice, are you ready?
[00:10:21] Duty calls.
[00:10:23] Provision specialist Neil.
[00:10:25] Do you have the pizza?
[00:10:27] And beer at the ready.
[00:10:29] Make sure you've got some soda on hand, too,
[00:10:31] in case the rookie is liver-conscious.
[00:10:33] Decoration manager Elliott.
[00:10:35] Think you're an artist that's been working
[00:10:37] Elliot. Think you're an artist and show us what you got. Make sure you use the banner with the
[00:10:41] stars on it. So this is when they were planning my birthday party. Oh no, my first day at work.
[00:10:48] Don't forget to pick up the goods from Robert's shop on the day. Get what Barry suggested.
[00:10:52] That man knows his stuff. One last thing. Make sure the cheat doesn't catch wind of the welcome
[00:10:58] party for the new recruit. We wouldn't want to put young Kennedy in his bad books right away.
[00:11:03] Okay, Marvin was like playing in all this.
[00:11:08] Okay.
[00:11:15] Key.
[00:11:16] What was that?
[00:11:24] Scraps?
[00:11:27] Listen to the music though. It's bringing me back.
[00:11:33] I mean, it is, but you kind of can't say that anymore without looking like a dweeb, huh?
[00:11:46] I guess I can't just remember something.
[00:11:49] That was cool.
[00:11:50] Because if I say, oh my god, I remember this, everyone.
[00:11:53] I say look at the bad chests.
[00:11:55] But at the same time I get it because like a ton of remakes and rehashes have just come
[00:12:03] out over the last decade.
[00:12:12] What would you call this streaming arc you're in?
[00:12:15] German Legacy Edition?
[00:12:18] Um, no, this is, this is Arklis.
[00:12:27] This is an Arklis time right now.
[00:12:34] This is all arcs combined into one because there is no arc.
[00:12:38] Kids, I still can't open that.
[00:12:43] Okay, so now I can go up, is there anything else I missed over here, hold on.
[00:12:53] Nope, okay, just make a turn.
[00:13:00] So I need a tool to open that.
[00:13:07] Throw his wearing glasses. Yeah, because it's easier for me to see what's going on.
[00:13:27] I'm ready. Gotta jump through the window, dog.
[00:13:31] What was that?
[00:13:38] I thought it was a rock.
[00:13:51] Oh wait, is this...
[00:13:56] I think this is Jill's hat!
[00:14:07] But...
[00:14:09] Okay, I'm gonna be alright.
[00:14:12] Wait, is she supposed to be dead? I actually don't...
[00:14:17] I don't know.
[00:14:20] Don't there's anything in it? Why? Oh, yeah, I don't know.
[00:14:23] Now, she got out. Yeah, she got out. What was the last time we saw Jill? She was in
[00:14:31] Resident Evil 5. Was Resident Evil 5 the last time she was in a game? Like a main game.
[00:14:37] It was Resident Evil 5, right? What does it say? It says here. You kids have fun solving
[00:14:43] this one. Okay, so there's a flag. There's a green. American flag, green corner. Do you
[00:14:52] see an American flag in a green corner yell it out dude that's sick I want one
[00:15:00] of those I want a green herb resident evil's locker sticker
[00:15:09] What's this?
[00:15:14] Oh, there's everybody.
[00:15:26] I was Brad.
[00:15:27] I think that's Brad.
[00:15:31] Back in the day, I thought I said Brad was my favorite character in Resident Evil because
[00:15:36] everybody else did nobody said brad
[00:15:40] brad is the helicopter pilot in resident evil one and two
[00:15:44] and
[00:15:46] i pretended to think it was cool that he shows up i think in three as a zombie
[00:15:52] he's completely negligible he is a absolutely nothing really to do with
[00:15:56] the nose into his a zombie into
[00:15:58] it's down you go kind of underneath a little overpass and he's walking around
[00:16:01] and i'm like i do this brad
[00:16:04] brad all that's fucked up when i was younger i thought like dude i like brad
[00:16:09] this is such a contrarian like nobody liked this guy he literally was just a helicopter
[00:16:13] he i well i mean a helicopter pilot is an incredibly talented skill job i'm seeing in
[00:16:18] the grand scheme of the game he was in like maybe 14 seconds of a cutscene he literally just flies by
[00:16:25] and like crashes and that's literally it pr streamer no i'm saying in the grand scheme of the
[00:16:32] the Resident Evil game. He like drops people off. He's like, hey, good luck in there. And
[00:16:41] then he just fucking leaves and then he crashes. Then you see him as a zombie four hours later.
[00:16:46] Why did I pretend that he was my favorite character? Okay. Medical benefits of herbs.
[00:16:54] Okay, Wesker was just smoking mad herb.
[00:16:59] Is that what's going on here?
[00:17:10] Wesker started smoking green herbs and then he was like, no, no!
[00:17:13] I need to inject fucking human DNA into my brain!
[00:17:18] Okay, Barry's to-do list.
[00:17:21] Turn in training plan for the new recruit. Join Jill at the shooting range. Pick the girls up from soccer. Don't be late.
[00:17:27] Find that missing library book. Top priority.
[00:17:31] Okay, that's probably a library book.
[00:17:36] Oh, quick tea check.
[00:17:41] Pretty good.
[00:17:47] Okay, I don't know this.
[00:17:51] But maybe I will later.
[00:17:54] Do I know that way?
[00:17:56] Should would it just be?
[00:18:02] I don't know whose briefcase this is.
[00:18:04] I don't know this info.
[00:18:05] I'll come back to it later.
[00:18:07] It's probably Wesker's.
[00:18:12] Okay, cool.
[00:18:13] I'll come back.
[00:18:17] That's everything, right?
[00:18:18] It's not on the map anymore though, weirdly enough.
[00:18:21] The code is Unk.
[00:18:25] Okay, so that's that.
[00:18:29] I can't really do anything else here, so I'll go that way.
[00:18:43] Dude, I remember when Mr. X was running around here.
[00:18:47] That was pretty crazy.
[00:18:51] Okay, mechanical jack.
[00:18:53] So I can...
[00:18:54] Okay, let's get that open.
[00:18:58] But not yet though.
[00:19:01] I want to see what else is in here.
[00:19:06] It's rusted and won't budge.
[00:19:09] Yeah.
[00:19:10] Oh, Shade.
[00:19:11] Wait, there's probably stuff in here.
[00:19:16] It's probably ammo or something. I don't just want it to leave. I'm gonna get a cutscene right after I do that.
[00:19:26] Where is it?
[00:19:40] Where is it?
[00:19:46] of
[00:19:56] them
[00:20:03] tough in the shot up
[00:20:10] So I can open the other side now.
[00:20:18] Let's get this open.
[00:20:30] Can you match Leon's grunts?
[00:20:32] I mean, you just have to go, like...
[00:20:36] Dude, this is how Resonable 2 coded my brain is.
[00:20:41] I'm looking for the typewriter right here.
[00:20:43] Nope.
[00:20:45] I didn't make any money, I'm just going to save it.
[00:20:59] It's there.
[00:21:00] Isn't it down?
[00:21:01] Isn't it usually down here?
[00:21:02] Oh, it is there.
[00:21:05] There was so, I didn't even see it, it was so rusty.
[00:21:10] Dude, I'm so resident evil 2 coated.
[00:21:14] I remember the typewriter being right there, bro.
[00:21:19] Okay, well, let's keep going, everybody.
[00:21:28] all right let's go
[00:21:58] I mean rumors
[00:22:07] From every country on earth come to raccoon city for one purpose
[00:22:12] To find out this
[00:22:15] What is you to accept the military balance of the world
[00:22:22] The last virus created by Spencer
[00:22:26] Designed to control human consciousness
[00:22:28] Mind control?
[00:22:33] They couldn't let it be stolen.
[00:22:37] Something launched a missile strike to hide it.
[00:22:40] To hide a virus?
[00:22:43] Why do something so extreme?
[00:22:45] Extreme?
[00:22:46] Is it?
[00:22:49] When the president tried to investigate they had him assassinated and you are the key to retrieving of this.
[00:22:58] And how does pressing K forward slash one help?
[00:23:10] So many attempts.
[00:23:13] So many failures.
[00:23:14] Yeah, we're we're they we are Emily.
[00:23:17] We're one of the Emily's.
[00:23:19] We grew up, right?
[00:23:21] What do you mean?
[00:23:22] You're very crafted to duplicate you.
[00:23:36] All useless.
[00:23:39] All scrapped.
[00:23:40] So all the weird monsters we've been seeing have been copies of me that turned into mutants.
[00:24:00] I didn't know I knew
[00:24:30] for a second I thought I was just going to be like a fucking handgun I don't know my
[00:24:44] brain was just like I just saw that image I was like wait that's not what's happening
[00:24:54] Wait, what's the date?
[00:25:00] That thing is like kind of scary looking.
[00:25:02] Wait, 4-11-18-25, Sunday.
[00:25:05] Remember that?
[00:25:15] The FOV is so smushed in this segment, oh my God.
[00:25:20] Is it gonna be a haunted house?
[00:25:24] I
[00:25:44] Should just fell down
[00:25:54] Oh
[00:26:03] It's like you didn't even try
[00:26:09] Dude you sprint and you just flail every limb in every direction hide from the children. Oh my god, okay
[00:26:15] What was that?
[00:26:22] Wow
[00:26:26] Out of the bed
[00:26:45] What did I get out?
[00:26:52] I think they're looking for me.
[00:27:06] like a gang from the Warriors.
[00:27:21] Oh no. Alright, I just run.
[00:27:31] What do I do?
[00:27:33] Stop doing that! Alright, just run!
[00:27:48] This is where I stand up, and I just walk like them and I go...
[00:27:57] Did it go work?
[00:28:03] I
[00:28:06] Want to do I have to better be bald
[00:28:24] Oh my god doctor wait, what did they do to you? No, no can't be
[00:28:33] He's not moving.
[00:28:38] What'd they do to you?
[00:28:42] Oh my god.
[00:28:44] Lifeless.
[00:28:45] Completely lifeless.
[00:28:47] Oh my god, they killed you.
[00:28:50] Oh my god.
[00:29:03] I don't know what it is at first glance if somebody has a backpack and a thing going
[00:29:26] And they're running around with it holding it like a weapon. I'm gonna be like that's a mad scientist shit
[00:29:31] I don't know what you did there
[00:29:35] I'm not gonna fight that for I'm gonna it's gonna take me 10 seconds to realize what's going on. What is going on?
[00:29:43] What what is happening?
[00:29:45] They come through the ceiling where they come through this door they're going in that door. I gotta hide
[00:29:50] hide hide hide hide hide hide behind the bush hide hide behind here where do I go
[00:30:00] Please open!
[00:30:20] What door are they opening the door upstairs?
[00:30:25] two five. Look at that was actually got scary.
[00:30:50] He puked a little though, I'm good.
[00:30:59] Oh shit, but they're not gone yet.
[00:31:00] Alright, go now.
[00:31:16] Look out, there's gonna be someone drop through the...
[00:31:18] Oh, what the fuck?
[00:31:20] What the fuck?
[00:31:22] Wait, what the fuck?
[00:31:40] Holy shit.
[00:31:42] That was fucking crazy.
[00:31:48] That was brutal.
[00:31:55] Alright, we're going under the table and then I'm going to come out from the table.
[00:32:05] I'm going to go that way.
[00:32:06] I'm going to turn around and go back under the table.
[00:32:15] That's my plan.
[00:32:16] Okay, pretend like I didn't see this for the first time ever.
[00:32:21] Do you know what would be insane?
[00:32:23] If I...
[00:32:24] Alright.
[00:32:25] In like three...
[00:32:26] I didn't even...
[00:32:27] I was gonna say, what if somebody fell from the ceiling?
[00:32:29] Wouldn't that be crazy?
[00:32:30] God damn it, I wanted that clip so bad.
[00:32:34] Fuck.
[00:32:37] Whatever.
[00:32:40] All right, here we go.
[00:32:48] In that door, turn around, hide again, go.
[00:32:59] So we have to aggro these two and then get out.
[00:33:02] So just don't turn around, just go here, bang a, yep, bang a right, they're going to turn
[00:33:08] around and then it's... here we go, ready? Yep, see you later. We hide again. And then
[00:33:27] And they'll come out, I think, right?
[00:33:36] They're gonna walk out.
[00:33:39] Okay.
[00:33:41] I get that wasn't correct.
[00:33:55] Oh, okay.
[00:34:25] Oh, fuck.
[00:34:44] Where the fuck did I just go?
[00:34:53] I can't let them find me!
[00:35:13] Turn that fucking light off!
[00:35:23] What do I do?
[00:35:24] What do I do?
[00:35:25] What do I do in here?
[00:35:28] Oh my...
[00:35:29] It's locked!
[00:35:30] Fuck you!
[00:35:31] What do you mean it's locked?
[00:35:43] you
[00:36:13] you