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Hello? Can you hear me? That was weird. I think my internet's fine. I don't know. I just got dumped.
Everything seems to be fine. Maybe the server I'm connected to was having an issue.
refresh. Oh, no, look.
you
I don't know if anybody can hear me, but I think my Ethernet port is like fucked up.
because I just swapped the port that I was in and I think I'm back. Well, we're going to hang up for a second just to make sure.
Yeah, because my internet is fine. I think my ethernet port is fucked up.
Let's just chill for 10 to 20 more seconds.
refresh. I'm back. All my stuff is worked out. I can't even see. Okay. I think I'm
All right. I was coming up on a break here, but I'm going to try to get through this section.
So we're not going to take it quite yet. I think it's fine.
What was the last, but how long was I down for? What was the last thing you guys heard?
Oh, I found the trap door and that's the last thing you guys heard.
Oh, shit.
Okay, well, hold on.
Well, I found, I saw the trap door and then I ran over to the, I didn't do anything literally,
it was not that far.
Hi.
Wait, is that good?
Okay, we're good.
Uh, yeah, we'll take a, we'll try, I imagine this section's going to be another 10 to
15 minutes. See if we can, um, we can get through that.
Okay. Uh, I wish I could see, I guess I can right there.
All right. Here we go. You guys ready?
I literally walked over here and I found this.
Get me out.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Just open it.
I don't care.
Open it.
Um, what do I actually do?
There's too many of them.
What the fuck, man?
Open open open open hold on. Oh, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go, go
I thought I can do it I thought I could do it
That's cheating ah that would have worked out perfectly too all right well at least I know I can do that
What do we do? What do we do?
Then why took you so long to get up?
go okay both of you get the fuck away from me what what are you talking about
oh my god dude you can't be serious
What the wait did they hear a noise? I thought they were coming to get me!
Oh fucking come on man. She started walking around the corner like I'm how am I not supposed
to freak out but she was coming to get me.
Every scenario where they walked around to get you, they get you.
So I'm like, okay, well, turn around, bro, got nothing here, nothing.
I gotta run.
I didn't know they was going to be like,
like what was that oh she's right what the fuck is happening
did you she teleport through the wall wait what what the fuck does happen
I don't know what just happened there was no part there was no she didn't get
over here. Have I lost my fucking mind? Okay. That's right! So just sit here, just stay
They right here until they hear a fire and noise.
Where's the fucking noise?
What?
What the hell is going on?
She saw you wait what do you mean she saw me
I think she's up in that way.
Let's go get her.
Oh, but wait.
Is the dog in the other room?
Oh, the dog knocked over a can.
The person we're trying to kill right now, it doesn't matter.
The dog is in the other room.
That's fucking bullshit. I'm sorry, everybody on Earth would have freaked out at that.
She literally made eye contact with me.
Open it.
What are you talking about, please?
Get off the ladder!
It's just a bad dream. It's just a bad dream.
They
Where am I
Oh
Dude, what the hell is this? This is creepy. Dude, and we're going to find out exactly
what that is when I come back from a break. Whatever's through this door. I'll be back.
I want to check two things. First, I want to get up and two, I want to just check my
my internet. So let me actually go do that. So I'll be back. Time to piss. I didn't, I
didn't have a chance. Yeah, I know. Sorry that we're taking an extra break here. I'll
be back and we'll go for an hour. But I was freaking out for like 10 straight minutes.
I didn't, that wasn't a break. That was me fucking pacing around my room like a fucking
hamster. We're back in two minutes, three minutes.
No, we're gonna go long today, so don't worry.
I'll be back. Three minutes.
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Okay, I'm back. Yeah, the, uh, I'm going to do modem because I think some of the ports
on the modem are fucked up.
And hopefully this one stays normal.
Did the Ratch chew them up?
Has the stream been stable since it's been back?
Has it been stable?
There's been any problems since I came back.
There was a mini F at the start.
Well, yeah, I don't know.
I think there's something going on with the ethernet ports
in my modem.
That's the thing on the to-do list now.
OK, let's just pretend it's not happening,
and just pretend it doesn't exist,
and it won't happen again.
All right, let's go.
I'm very into what we're about to see right here.
Welcome back.
Thank you for your patience, by the way.
Why does it say the ads are about to start in five minutes?
Something going on.
What's the time on my computer, say, right now?
What time is it right now?
OK.
OK, I think that's just a glitch,
Cause that's, I don't want that to happen.
All right, so, okay, no, it says an hour, all right.
All right, let's go.
My second chaste.
Well, and so the Lord said, do unto others as you would do unto yourself.
And with that, amen.
Oh, goodbye, like, this would be fucking horrifying.
Goodbye, my constituents.
Enjoy the rest of your evening,
and by the way, make sure you bring something
to the potluck on Thursday.
Ah, I'm a little too small to care,
should have made the ladder a little bit longer.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Can I just, like, jump off one of their heads?
I'm gonna have to hide in the pews, aren't I?
please don't say my name Charlotte scarred due to volatile symptoms
That might help get the ladder down, okay, so I gotta get in there, can I climb up these?
Why are you bearing teeth at us?
I was?
I wasn't bearing teeth at you.
They must be for the rabies from yesterday.
Yeah, apparently I got rabies yesterday.
That still hurts.
Those of you that haven't been suplexed by your older brother under a mattress, it doesn't
matter.
That should hurt every time.
Can I use it as a weapon?
You have a weird jaw? Good. Weird enough to see you, if I dare.
Hey!
Give me at least 40 turns characters!
No, that was a little too early.
You gotta wait until she's right there and then you can smash her head in.
See I mean you wait till she's like like a fucking groundhog coming out of the hole and you just slam it down
If I'm being attacked by monsters guys at all everything is off
I'm sorry if you're being attacked by monsters
with Fred glowing monster eyes and they've snapped five people's necks in front of you.
Hold on a second, I need to think about the moral thing here about whether or not I should attack
this thing. Are you kidding me? They snapped five people's necks in front of me.
Alright, here we go, Lord Dump.
Though the C-60 possesses a recombinant DNA, increasing the volume of Spencer's injected
plasma did not result in successful memory transfer.
Mental abnormalities were developed.
We will form the next medical procedure and progress to the final phase.
However, after adjusting the viral load in the blood of C-70 subject Chloe, proofsigns
stability were observed. We will continue to monitor her progress. So they're trying to brain jump?
Oh goodness.
Mr. Spencer's visit.
Today was unbelievable. I somehow got invited to the renowned Oswell E. Spencer's lab.
I heard rumors about the place, but to think ARC has been underneath the Mimei this entire time.
I was given a quick tour of the Attache Orphanage too. The children there really creeped me out.
They all have nasty surgical scars across their heads. And if you meet their gaze, they'll greet you with this unsettling giggle.
Apparently they use for human experiments. The whole thing gives me goosebumps.
To have built a place like this, Spencer must have been more unhinged than any of us imagined.
Sensational. The prospect of being able to freely experiment on those kids sends shivers
of anticipation throughout my entire body? It's also exciting. What the fuck is wrong with this
person? For now, I'll start by making the rounds at the orphanage tonight. It seems like the newbie
always gets stuck with the boring jobs. Licking a wrap with the tedious bits quickly is a proof of
for the real fun tomorrow.
Bro.
What the fuck?
Somebody coming in.
Somebody come in?
That's me!
That's- okay, I thought somebody opened the door and was coming in.
I thought that- I didn't think that was a mirror.
I thought somebody like a little kid walked in from I thought I didn't think that was a reflection
I thought that was like a see-through. I don't know that was fucking scary to all these shit imagine they did that
Take my idiocy and turn them to something fucking scary man. All right over got
Yeah, yep
That's somebody's brain.
Dude, I don't want to be a brain in a jar, you know what I mean, like, I don't...
This should be a...
Everybody should...
I don't want to be a brain in a jar.
Dude, it is see-through.
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay.
I guess I can go this way.
The cinder block incident, all I'm saying is, I don't know man, we don't know what happens
to your brain.
This is a scary thought to just be like a brain.
This is fucking messed up.
Oh, I don't cycle through this.
cycle through the images. Oh god.
So I saw all this.
Oh, no, I didn't
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they weren't able to recreate Spencer's key
they had all that on video
But now we have the original, we have you.
Why didn't you edit out the part where she ran back and forth ten times and died?
That's where we'll go.
So, what, I was made?
Correct.
So, it really was all my fault.
What was?
Oh my god.
That mom was murdered and...
Oh god, they...
She turned into that...
That thing.
What's done is done.
You need to focus on the future.
Well, she's been really my mother.
It's time.
That's destiny.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Oh
He's got the Spencer three like fast-forward moves I mean the wester
I have seven minutes Oh
Shit, did they really bring him back?
Oh, they did okay, I was so popular this I gave god
This is mr. Rex
Oh, they gave him the gigachat walk they just turned him into the meme.
They gave him the walk too.
Alright, here we go.
Okay.
Oh boy.
He's gonna be all over the place here.
Alright, so we gotta get down there.
Okay, no enough time to deal with this
What the fuck okay, that actually is better that actually it helped me
Oh, no it didn't know it didn't I thought I could go that way because he broke through there. Where did you come from?
I don't want to use any ammo if I can help it.
Okay, I gotta go that way.
He's gonna be up here.
There's a place to go around the corner with him.
Okay, that doesn't open.
You are such a dick.
I was around the corner man.
That's actually really funny.
That's really funny because that- Holy shit that was crazy.
Alright, let's do this again.
Alright, so I don't have time to think about why I thought that was funny.
deal with this. I don't have time for this. Alright, come on, get over here. Holy shit,
He's fab dude. They made him faster in this game.
the stairs dude. What are you doing?
Okay, come on. This time don't go near the pixel at the
end of the stick.
All right get out of here.
Dude, it's neat. Wow.
He drags it across the whole fucking thing.
All right, is he going through another wall? What do you think?
Whoa!
I thought they were going to do another wall. That's all he's been doing. He doesn't use doors.
Oh, what the fuck!
Stop it!
Alright, keep the fuck out of here.
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They're taking Grace to Ark.
I don't got it anymore.
The orphanage is the entrance.
What is Ark?
Not sure.
But apparently it's someplace important.
Alright, so we gotta go down to the orphanage.
That's far away.
Anything else I can do here? Or should I just get out of here?
I gotta save the game, at least.
I don't have any money either.
Crazy.
Did you just start playing this one?
Um...
I mean, I've played pretty much all of them.
If you want to see some epic reactions, go back to my other Resident Evil playthroughs.
All right, escape RPD.
Concluded.
Now we check for items.
What is down here?
Have I been down here?
No I haven't.
Harking garage.
Wait have I been down here?
I have, yep.
Wait I haven't.
Oh, maybe not. I thought this is where I got the blast container.
I guess not.
Oh, yeah?
Oh my god.
Okay, well that was a little wild.
Let me see that scope.
Oh, the classic 70. Oh, shit. I don't have that.
OK. Well, whatever. Cool.
There's worth coming down here.
Anymore?
It probably is, right? Yeah.
Oh, that there's one of those little things.
Would you rather cosplay as Leon or Wesker?
Uh, I'd rather cosplay as...
Neither of them.
Sorry.
I think Wesker is the...
More intense of the two.
I feel like Leon, you show up to the convention looking for people to take as many pictures
with you as possible.
And the Wesker cosplay is the kind of, you can take a picture with me, but do it from
far away.
Because I'm going to be looking at you with sunglasses on.
Wesker cosplays want to be taken, you know, don't go and be like, oh, can I get a picture
with Wesker?
No.
That's Leon.
You take the professional photo of the posing, Wesker.
I'm not sure.
I don't know if that's me.
All right.
So where the fuck do I go this way?
What was this?
Gun shop, Kendo.
Oh.
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
That guy's a maniac! That guy's a maniac! And why did he bite me?
What if they bring him back too?
I don't think they're uh, I don't think they're gonna do that.
I'm so sorry.
No, no.
You thought you'd get away from Mr. X?
Nope, he's still here.
Okay.
He's going to jump over here and attack me, I know it.
That's a lot of supplies for what is not going to be a fun, just walk around and enjoy the
atmosphere part of the game. Am I loaded up? Let me sell that scope. I don't need it.
Zero dollars?
That's worth nothing.
That's fucked up.
I think everything's maxed out.
What about the hatchet?
There- ah, durability.
Ah, very good, very good, very good.
you missed a shotgun oh my goodness is that good I did miss a shotgun it's
okay well let's just let's check it out
Okay, so this thing here, this police.
Pump action shock and the most impressive spread, firm grip.
Okay.
So I feel like this one, I like this, I like that semi-automatic.
When it's maxed out, it'll be more powerful.
And I don't think I care though.
It's cool though.
All right, save it one more time and then it'll go.
Yeah, I like the tactical one, I like that it's better.
At least for what I'm using it for.
Alright, big open area.
Let's go this way first.
Never mind.
Basketball court.
Just going straight up.
The police shotgun has a aura.
I mean, it's... I knew it.
I mean, it looks cool.
Shoot it! Shoot it out of his hand!
Oh, dear.
There you go. Smart. Oh god, he's going to turn into an Omega Miscretz. Okay, let's go.
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Where'd it go?
Is it gonna land on my head?
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I'm alright, I'm good.
Jesus!
He's so red!
Oh god.
Oh, I got a shock in this shit.
Hold on.
Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out.
Time out!
Oh, fuck, I was early!
Alright, time in!
Oh, my god!
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Yeah, that's one thing if you feel like a big ass dude
You could you get to go to the convention as mr. X and you get to go as the tyrant
And just kind of walk around with huge muscles and shit. I bet that I feel like that's kind of fun
Let me get all the items.
If you were like 6'5", 250, 300 pounds, massive, with muscles all over you, you have a lot
of characters you could dress up as.
I think I've talked about this before.
You know who my pool of people I can dress up as is Edward Elric.
Okay.
and
That's about it
All right, let me actually can I save the game?
Let's just definitely a save point like right here anyways
You can be Dracula I
I mean maybe yeah I guess I could be Dracula so Edward Elric Dracula or Marty
McFly I don't get to walk around the convention with big-ass muscles I don't
get to I don't get to go as all might okay actually you know what I do get to
go as all might I do I what happens is I go with a guy that's fucking huge that
That takes all the pictures, walks around, greets all the people, they're sweet, alright!
And then he goes into a, you know, he goes to like a changing booth, and I come out.
And I come out.
And I'm like, oh hi everybody, how are ya?
And I'm still, I'm wearing the same clothes.
And they kinda don't fit on me and shit.
And it would be, it would be an actual canon event.
I'm at the orphanage.
What about Autocon?
Yeah, I guess I could be Autocon too, but isn't Autocon like 6'2"?
Dude, I would take one of the...
Okay, that picture of Autocon where he's like this and he's holding the briefcase down really low with that one hand.
That white briefcase and he's holding it like that.
And he's like, you know, the one that I could take a picture like that.
I could take an awesome picture like that.
Damn, that looks cool.
Yeah, that's the one right there.
Hold on, I want to get that on camera.
That's the one. Look at that.
Now look at how hard that goes.
This one right here.
Dude, imagine me rolling up to Comic Con 2027 doing this shit.
Yeah.
I could do it.
Hitting that Jojo pose, yeah, pretty much.
Alright, so let's go.
I need to go.
Can I go up there?
I can't go that way.
I gotta go down.
Load it up.
Flashlight. Alright.
I think I'm getting close to the end of the game, aren't I?
Getting there.
There's nine hours left.
I don't think there's nine hours left in the game. I think there's more like four or like three or three to five
This game is so good-looking though, it just looks great
Okay, this is one of those kind of screenshots where if you take, remove Leon, this, I feel
like this could be, look, there's like the bricks up there.
This looks like it could have been taken in real life.
Do you know what I mean?
It looks great.
brickwork is great. Okay. Whoa, this is crazy. I love only a few of you plus two of that.
It's just like I didn't even do anything.
I just was like, I'm going to fall off.
And it was like, even the notion that I'm going to fall down
is enough to get you going.
That's so funny to me.
I love that.
It just brings back memories of when I've fallen down.
And you go, oh my god, he fell down like 4,000 times
in his life.
They won't think about getting a green herb tattoo right here.
What do you think dude?
Do you guys think I should get a green herb tattoo?
A resident evil green herb tattoo.
No, it wouldn't be weed.
It would be a resident evil good. Okay. No. Let me fix it.
It would be a green, then it'd be a plus sign.
Yellow plus sign, red or plus sign, right there.
And that, that's what it would be. Like right there.
Do I feel like I have people be like, dude, that's sick.
I'm not getting a tattoo guys, I'm not.
Oh, come on.
Whoa!
It's the plant!
Leon, can you shoot the fucking weapon?
Dude, they should put that on a coffee mug.
Don't you think that all the three herbs plus plus plus plus is like that?
So it's in my cup.
Why have they not done that?
They probably have done that.
I feel like they have done that.
You want a face tattoo of Leon, like of Leon's face.
your face. Good. Very good.
You say you love something.
Let's go.
The zero red herbs in this game, I think there are no, I think it's only green.
Just keeps going.
The things are going to try to eat me.
I'm going to have to climb back up.
I'm gonna leave you alone.
I didn't miss an item.
No.
Alright, down into the sewer again.
I've spent a lot of time walking around in sewage.
Plant.
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I got to get the ammo, uh, how do I get up there before I wrap around?
I have to get the other ammo out of the bridge.
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and some gold telant rodeo ammo. Hell yeah.
Ripper heals right now.
Okay, this is good for these guys
You missed.
I gotta be careful.
I don't have- I'll die in one hit.
But I don't want to heal yet.
No.
No, let's heal.
That would be a huge problem if I didn't.
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who tied up all the cases, um
That's a good question, I don't know.
Somebody trying to help Leon.
probably Jill. No, it's Ada. All right, well, this is definitely a giant plant monster thing.
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Woo!
On carry! Did I do it bad?
Okay.
That was way easier than non-survival.
I feel like that would a lot of this stuff would be horrible on the hard difficulty
It was yeah
Other way the fire looks looks great, okay
Let's just open this door
You know, I feel like just paying a guard to
to sit in front of a wooden door would cost six or seven hundred million less dollars.
You could probably hire a hundred people to guard this door.
That was like a billion dollar device.
I want a save point.
The underground umbrella laboratory.
Wait a minute.
What was that?
Uh, scrap?
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Why is it doing that?
Am I sanitized now?
Are we awesome just to have this?
I would love a human car wash.
That's the one thing the Jetsons got right.
The one thing that we didn't innovate is just have a thing that brushes your teeth for you.
It just blows up air all over you, like sanitized air.
That's empty. I need to repair my shit. All right, should I go, let's go this way first.
Safe point, maybe?
No, yeah.
Oh, it is a safe point. Okay, hold on. Is there a... there it is.
I think I have everything max upgraded.
I believe everything I'd want to.
Should I just get the other handgun?
Oh, here we go. Yep. Give me that. Give me one of these. Give me these. Give me that. Give me that. Give me these.
Hatchet still needs something. Okay, hatchet needs, yeah. Make it sharper.
Okay. I didn't upgrade the pistol once. The snapper is one of the worst guns in the series.
I've been barely using it, though. I feel like I've been using the shotgun and the machine guns for the most part.
What have I actually not been using? Yeah, get rid of this. I'm not going to use it.
All right, this thing's max upgraded.
Cool.
Okay, anything else in here?
here. Let me reload all the guns. Get the new pistol. Maybe at the end of the game. Okay,
save it. And then I'm going to take a break. I'm back in three minutes. I'm going to pee.
in less than five minutes. See you in a few minutes. Where'd you go? Go on P. I'm gonna
move my legs too. See you in a minute.
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Okay.
Hi UV outside today.
Be careful out there be careful there.
Okay, let's get back to the game here guys.
Why did I do that?
I thought that was funny.
Really I'm a fucking cartoon character sometimes.
Okay, so save point, cool.
We have to go back out here.
Don't use on-roady till later in the game.
Wait!
I need to get some ammo for it.
Wait.
Oh, wait a minute. I don't have a storage box.
Current facility operation status, auto processing, green, network system, all areas online,
environmental control systems, green, disposal, green, security level two, guards on patrol.
Oh, I'm pretty good. 82% system access has been performed manually from the restricted area.
Okay.
Um, well, let's go.
Good.
Good.
Any more hidden things?
These are going to need to be blow something after blow something up here.
I'm going to get chased around this server room by something.
the money. They're in the nucleus.
Oh, wait. These are actual... Oh, shit. This is about to get real.
Uh-oh. It just became a third person action first person
shooter game
Hey, hey, hey!
Uh, wait, hold on.
Oh no, I never mind.
I was gonna say I need, uh, I'll figure it out.
What the fuck?
They're waiting for me.
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where did you fly oh behind the rock I see fly up little bird fly up little
didn't set you're not him dude yes I am where you go
villain yeah that's just default villain talk you guys ever watched a movie with
the guy that's batting it?
There you are.
Actually don't know where he is. Oh, there you are.
Where is- there he is.
Shit. Yeah, shit.
What the fuck are you talking about, brun?
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I was trying to do it without any of the barrels.
That did still alive!
Well, where'd you go?
Oh man.
I gotta get- I'm not doing that again.
I'm going over here and we're going to get this guy.
Watch.
I'm on the open.
Now they're hiding like cowards.
Hey, did you drop your rating from a 97 to a 96 of this game?
I'm going good.
I'm the Great Leon!
Please like me!
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I'm going to be fine.
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Hey, you're being closing my gas that's not fair. Oh my fucking god the guy with the shields gonna kill me
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Fuck off
Let me carry that stupid thing around
That was actually kind of hard. That was fun. That was a fun one.
Imagine that on survival.
Oh, yeah!
Thanks for the two shotgun shells.
guys I could tell he was 3d rendered okay he was fully 3d rendered with a 3d
head he was in there they needed to put a picture there and then have it have a
jump out.
The game does put the game there so you could kill the security guys and you didn't even
let them do it.
You let out the liquor and the liquor just kills all the guards instead of playing like
Call of Duty. What is the f***ing- What- Hey! Hey! Wait! Hold!
So you have the liquor attack the guards and it kills everybody. Okay, that's crazy.
Now what in the Westworld is this?
I just incase the skeleton attacks you know what I mean I don't know
Let's have a weird that weird that's weird. We're just skeletons moving around with muscles
and blood and stuff. Who even makes this? If I owned this company and my company, no,
I'd be like redo this
I'd be like can we just like look our company is called umbrella right can't we just do like a just a you
Can't we just have like a square app that just has a like a green you in it or no a ready you
We don't have to do all this we can just do what Google did and just put like G on everything
We don't have to do all this
Bioweapon Research, Raccoon City.
This previous data arc is focused on bioweapon research and development utilizing the unique
environment of Raccoon City.
In particular, experiments performed by infecting nearby zombies with the mutated T-virus strain
have yielded a great deal of empirical data.
This has also proven effective against the BSAA's attempt to eradicate arc.
The development of a new bioweapon based on this hard data is in the final stages.
If said bioweapon is released, we can expect further profit growth next fiscal year.
ARC has now become a key bioweapon production hub for North America.
It will continue to bring great benefits to both us and the United States.
come on that's come on
price $30,000 for wooden umbrella corporation's Cerberus has been further enhanced and enlarged
resulting in increased combat capabilities can track and pursue targets at speeds exceeding
60 miles per hour.
What is it?
Oh, is that the dog?
So with the liquors of $14,000 a piece, originally an infection anomaly, rigorous experimentation
revealed the key to activating the mutation.
14 million each.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that is million.
14 million each.
People just used to walk around with swords.
Didn't mean like 14 million dollars for the bioweapon.
People used to throw dirt at each other and fucking bite each other and throw rocks at each other and stab each other with swords and with nunchucks and fucking like they would grab each other's faces and just like squeeze.
squeeze. We used to just grab each other by the face and squeeze real hard until the other
person stopped existing.
Wait, what was the last one? The plant. Okay. A hundred million for the plant? You got to
feed this thing, though. Prototype bioweapon developed from a viral plant infection. An
incident occurred during the transport of the experiments of plant 43.
It's sheltered in an infestation to the service entrance of Ark.
Okay.
Always exercise extreme cost.
So they've just been living with this thing here.
Oh yeah.
When you come in, uh, go in the back door because the front door has a 200 foot
tall plant monster in front of it.
Just be careful if you're going to bring in like Uber Eats, just tell them,
just get in the notes of Uber Eats, just say, Hey,
just watch out for the giant plant monster.
Just go around the other side, deliver it to the back, back entrance.
It's just been there. Why have they not done anything about it?
14 million bucks for a liquor.
Attire 120 million dollars for your, for your very own Mr. X.
I feel like that's not enough. I feel like it should be like a 500 million for Mr. X.
A humanoid bioliver with exceptional combat capabilities, it connects you to simple commands
such as tracking and eliminating targets, and comes with a coat as standard for effective
human disguise.
No one's going to believe that's a human, man.
He's 15 feet tall and has, that's not, that's just not like a guy you see on the subway.
Okay, nemesis is negotiable.
Based on the Umbrella Corporation's parasitic NEA, this mass-produced model focuses on
cost reduction and performance enhancements.
Okay, so there's a lobster market value for the nemesis.
That guy, we're going to have to talk to the fishmonger about this one, but it's market
value today.
It's going to be like, that's probably 500 million, okay.
How much for just a zombie?
Alright, how much for just one zombie?
You think that's like five grand?
I feel like a regular zombie would be ten grand still, but that's not worth it.
Save up for the liquor, man.
Don't buy a...
Okay.
Is that a hunk?
That is hunk!
Dude, you actually boss fight hunk?
That's cool.
Wow!
No way!
I was just talking about this like when when's the last game he was in
Oh, it's healing BM?
It's healing BM in this PvP?
Whoa!
He's grabbing my face!
I told you!
I told you they did this shit.
He's going back to the fucking ancient times.
Wait, am I sure I should shoot him?
Should I shoot him?
Is that, is that BM?
Ah, he shot the...
Uh huh.
Get off me!
Oh, shit.
Oh, cool.
Damn, that was pretty cool.
Alright, that's good to see him again.
Okay, this game really just is, hey, all of you Resident Evil fans, that after the Ethan arc,
we're like, hey, what happened to all of my favorite characters? They're just like, you know what,
here, just take them all and then leave us the fuck alone because we're gonna do Resident Evil 10
and it's gonna be starring like George Stevenson. I kind of feel like that's probably what's going
not here but that's cool we was that was pretty that was pretty pog champ I
like that a lot cool all right well I got what I wished for yesterday okay so
There's nothing else really in there.
Did I miss any items?
Probably not.
Resident Evil George.
You should go back.
Go back, go back.
What did I miss?
I got the new hatchet.
It's equipped, right?
Yeah, we gotta upgrade that thing.
Checked the body, I thought it wasn't the hatchet on his body?
Am I crazy?
Where's the body?
he's gone okay go left in ways there I can't go anywhere else in here he got
away well of course he did because there's gonna be a DLC where you play as
hunk. There's nothing else in here. There'll be a hunk. Uh, throat wound. And the whole
time you play as hunk, getting out of here, but like, you kind of have to go like this.
you have one hand to shoot.
Funny side note, if he breaks your neck, he does the jazz hands pose from the mercenaries
This is in mode, that's funny.
but we need you and only you because we don't have your old AOL instant message
password you need to give it to us I think it actually is what he's asking
Well, he actually is asking that
Oh my god
Oh
Don't do it
I think she's gonna kill herself.
Yep.
Yep.
Good.
Good.
Well, not good, but like good.
That's like a like you guy.
What the fuck are you gonna do, Wesker?
You
No, not my nucleus not my gigantic nucleus
Okay, where does this take us your guess is good
This place is disgusting.
Come on.
Oh boy.
Shit.
Yeah, what do you do now? You just like, uh, fuck.
They don't really have a means to wear anything right now.
So Leo was infected by the Plagueis.
I wonder what... what happened in six? Six is just a fever dream.
T-Virus?
It's T-Virus. It's stage 3 infection.
If you're so sick, why would you come here?
This place. I consider this world all began for me.
What all happened? I couldn't...
I couldn't make a difference.
That's why I'm here now.
We can't stop seeing them.
I said something about you. I'm gonna pass word. What was he talking about?
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna destroy all this.
I'm coming with you.
No, you're not.
I don't want any more regrets. Whatever it takes, tell me in.
If anything happens to me,
Oh no, we're getting this.
We're getting the I'm gonna die in about 40 minutes speech.
If anything happens to me, you'll end this.
Oh no, it's gonna happen sooner than later, isn't it?
by the perspective that I am right now.
UGH!
Get the cinder block!
Watch out for yourself up there, yeah?
I will.
I've played too many games with a coughing character to know that that cough means bad
things in about one hour.
It's been like 20 different games.
Did I miss anything?
I think this means, hey, the game is over soon in the next six to eight hours.
There it is, final zone.
final zone my goodness i can't believe we got this far where is he
ready to key system locked override key required for read activation
I'll put that.
I'll get a screwdriver and open it.
Is Leon gonna get to Facebook Island?
We'll see.
I'll give him a solid...
9 out of 10 chance that that is a yes.
Now I gotta bottle again, it's gonna be some fucked up monster that's gonna follow me around.
Alright, here we go.
Why do I still have this?
Wait.
Can I make...
Okay.
I need an empty injector.
I'm going to hold onto this for now.
I wonder if I get another, another empty injector.
Maybe I should just have that.
What do I have for heals?
I got plenty of heals.
Maybe I should make, you know, I'm going to make some ammo.
Just a little bit.
If I can get the menu right.
There we go.
I'll just make two.
Yeah, 20, there we go, that's better.
Okay.
I need more blood, I got...
Put that away.
I'm gonna, because I'm shooting now.
I'm not fucking around anymore, I'm literally just shooting the gun.
Alright restricted area, archives central refining system, Pandora, okay, we'll map, save point.
Let's go.
Yeah, this is shooting, we're gonna be shooting the gun.
I can open it with my hands?
Okay.
What's that?
Oh, nothing.
Ah!
I don't care.
I've got the gun.
I'm shooting the gun
What am I doing?
Okay, I got I got the blood I got more blood that's all I need
What do you know don't step on the glass
This dickhead's gonna get up. His eyes are moving. His mouth is moving. This guy is
just sitting here doing a terrible job pretending.
I told you I was just shooting.
Now I don't care with glass.
Did they just announce a Star Fox game?
Really?
Is it a, okay, it's a Star Fox, you fly around in a plane?
Or is it a Star Fox?
Walking around as an adventure game, and I'm fighting stuff on the ground.
It's a StarFox 64 remake.
Hey, serious?
That's actually pretty.
That's kind of hype.
If you break bottles of acid, the constant will disperse in the surrounding area.
A particularly effective strategy against the liquor, okay?
But I can't stealth kill you?
Where is it?
of
death
of
death
of
All right, I got enough for a I need a empty container
All right, so I gotta use that okay, there's the key
Whatever
I need it
You know I'm gonna get hit like five more times
There's a knife in there, there's a bottle in there, alright so I gotta go back here,
but let me get this shit too, should I get this shit?
I don't really want to shoot him, because it's probably a liquor that I'm gonna wake
up. Give me that, yeah, just go. Give me that bottle. Where's the bottle? Right here.
Okay, and then there is... I don't have the code to this safe. I need the knife.
Do I not know the code?
Okay, all right, so now let's go through here and then down the hallway and then
right you get lost these late
No, I just need to make sure I'm going. I need to make sure I'm going the direct route.
I'm a map Andy in these games though, honestly.
Wait.
The dump control room.
Do I have to go back?
Where's the dump control room?
Elevator, archives, sterilization chamber, archives.
Do I have to go back this way?
Hold on.
Oh, there's the dump.
Oh, right, right, right.
It is back.
That's where Leon is.
We're safe.
Stomp.
All right, Leon, be careful.
Head to the central refining system.
I need to get going, too.
OK, good luck, Leon.
So now we've got to go.
Oh, that will give me that.
Excellent.
Nice.
So now I'm going to take that back up there.
Into the apartment to go.
OK, I'm just going to kill this thing.
No, why do that when I just go around it?
Don't waste ammo, right?
Just sneak around.
I thought it was a bug me.
all right that's a one hit kill I gotta save the other one for sure that's how I want to
go. I mean, it's definitely not this one, right? It is that one. What about the other
door over there am I gonna waste time by going on at this thing am I wasting time by going
doing this I don't know I feel like it can open that door too
Oh my god, he's gonna all, he's gonna burst open.
There better be something good in here.
Oh dear, okay.
If it's a liquor, I'm throwing acid at it.
Oh wow, that's a lot.
What do I have?
80?
Okay, I'm going to hold it.
I'm making one of these.
That's not going to Molotov.
Yeah, I'm just throwing acid at it.
When I touch that box, he's going to appear, but I just want to make sure I have everything in this room.
All right, let's do it.
An orb.
Beautiful crimson orb.
Oh, I'm glad I made that.
All right, so now wait.
of
death
of
death
I thought someone was coming up right next to me.
Alright, how are we doing?
Anywhere else I need to be?
He's alive!
No he's not, I think I moved him.
Alright, I don't know the safe.
So we're just going back.
Why? Because I got a full blood!
I got 150 blood now.
Why is there a freaking out I got a hundred fifty blood?
I don't even know why, look at all that blood that I have now.
I have too much shit, I have too much shit.
I haven't used the lockpicks of once, I guess the orb I'm going to need right now.
I like this because it gives me more durability with the knives.
I'll put away this injector because I want to make some more ammo.
Oh, I can make that though.
I want to just throw bombs.
Okay.
I have three heals.
Okay.
Good.
I'm playing the back rooms.
I can put that in.
Dude, I need a second one.
I need another orb?
Okay, I need a white orb.
Oh.
Alright, that's why I brought the Molotovs.
You can now craft Bottle of Acid and various other items.
Okay
What is it bottle of acid and scrap I
Definitely want the acid bottle
All right, I need a shitload of blood I
Don't know what this one is I'll get the info later. Whatever was this
Check data was actually first the following data found minutes of the 51st assembly meeting
It's transferred by a control center. No, oh
State we heard the key grace Ashcroft has finally been found. It's been 28 years
is since we occupied ARK. Are you sure she's the one? Without a doubt, there's no need to
worry. More importantly, don't you think your withdrawal from the treaty is too blatant?
It's a bluff. The United States is and always will be at the center of the world.
The BSAA are fully under ARK control as well. Are there any changes in product supply?
ARK's factory automation is constantly evolving. I believe that's enough for today.
We can discuss further while we view the products.
It's government.
Government.
Hey!
Government!
I got acid, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Maybe just break this glass right now.
Acid throw!
Oh, there's two!
Fire bomb!
It fucking you naked guys.
Okay.
Magic missile.
I could have got them both probably in one go, but I'll make another one.
Oh my god, there's three in here.
Wait, is that a backpack?
Oh hell yeah.
Super backpack.
Okay, I'm ready.
And then I'm gonna go back and save it.
little bump every time.
Scrap.
Alright, just come out already so I can just throw acid at you, please.
What's wrong?
Something's running!
Something's running!
Something's running!
Something's running!
Where is it?
Where is it?
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Oh
Fucking burning dude, I'm burning
Oh fuck what am I?
All right, I'm fucking saving the game.
Is he alive?
Why was he standing up?
He was getting back up.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me suck the juice out of this other guy and then I'm gonna go save the game and
then I'm gonna take a break.
That's four liquors in one room, dude. Save the game.
You need to change this underwear.
No, I'm just... It just is what it is.
I don't want to do that again.
Green herb, man? I'll get it all back.
How much more is left in the game? This is kind of crazy.
I'm surprised there's this much.
Where's the exit back here?
I thought I was in the final, final section. That's kind of crazy that I'm not.
Alright, I'll be right back. Get up, stretch a little bit, see you guys in three and a half minutes.
See you guys very soon.
Gearbeat.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Hello, I'm back.
So I'm looking at my time streamed.
It says two hours and 18 minutes.
Did it, it split it into two different voids.
It is okay.
Oh well.
So it actually ended the stream.
Oh, I didn't, I couldn't connect fast enough.
Coming back from the disconnect.
Oh well.
Two of odds.
All right, let's go.
Get the other headphone in.
I got a notification when it came back.
The first one was 37 minutes, this one was two. Okay.
It's good to know.
Good luck.
Alright, now I'm going back to that facility.
Dude, the best thing about having a beard is you can scratch your hand.
If you have an itch somewhere on your hand or your arm, it's the best scratching material.
Alright, no, I'm going the wrong way. What am I doing?
Did you get it? Sometimes I get itchy in between my fingers, and I can just go like that, and it just gets everything.
Alright, looking for a white orb.
I already did that, and then this, okay, alright, these were the liquors were terrifying, scary,
but I got them all.
Do I have enough to make another one?
Yep.
I'm gonna do it every time.
have less aura compared to a moustache. I feel like it's a different kind of aura.
You know, I feel like it's a hmm versus a
okay wait sterilization chamber safe 10 90 20.
I'm gonna go get that right now.
10, 90, 20.
Where was it?
Back here?
Okay, 10.
That's a long way, but it better be worth it.
As far as I'm gonna have, I'm gonna crash out.
It's not worth it.
It's a long walk.
Beard is objectively better.
I can't, I cannot have a mustache.
It doesn't work.
I actually cannot do it.
I can barely do this.
If you saw this close up, you'd go, oh no.
I can, a beard works for me if you're at a viewing distance that's at least six feet
away.
Once you approach, you know, within two to three feet of me, then it all changes.
It changes completely.
All right, what was it?
10, 90, 20.
Cocktail.
Cocktail, med-injector, okay, alright, that's fine.
That was okay.
I don't think that was not worth it.
Did you get taller?
Your hair's almost over the doorknob now.
Now, I'm going to run a 10 minute ad break just for you.
I wish I could do that
Instead of banning chatters. I wish that twitch would implement a make them watch five minutes of ads
Yeah, you're not gonna get banned it but hey, but if you don't watch all five minutes of ads you get banned
It would be a pun it could be a punishment
Instead of a ban on ban request
No, no, no, no, no, you are free to be completely unbanned if you watch three and a half minutes of ads.
I feel like that, that solves the entire Twitch ad problem.
You would, you would, nobody would even need to run ads.
You want to get unbanned, you watch two minutes of ads.
Okay. Then nobody has to run ads.
They would get 10,000 minutes of ads every week.
They would probably just leave, they probably would.
A quiz on the ads to make sure they actually watched them all.
Yeah, what was the...
How much exactly was the menu item that you saw?
It's just like on its community service.
Waaay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
Did you feel that that ad was heartwarming?
How come I can't get the blood from some but not others?
that's a great name for anybody bloodbag
that's a great name yeah it is when you know so that's a great anybody kind of
name especially a fantasy setting a lot bag okay whoa that's a different one
monitor control room 50 60 80 where's that one
monitor control room I wish I just looked in this other fucking container
So now I have to go back and do that.
Blood bag would be an insult, not if the guy has a giant axe and weighs over 500 pounds.
That's somebody to be afraid of.
McDonald's to end the commercial. You watch a commercial and then you have to stand up
and say McDonald's and the commercial will end as it was apparently a McDonald's patent
or something. Okay, but if you were to, if you were to say into a microphone, ba da ba
But I'm loving it and it guaranteed you weren't gonna get any ads the whole entire day
Across any platform
Don't need to worry about getting you know
Premium or an ad blocker or it's just like you just said that out loud into a microphone and like the McDonald's Corp.
Heard you say that
Please drink the verification soda.
Hey, but would you want to do that?
No, not really.
But I've done that plenty of times just for free.
So that's my fault for doing that.
50, 60, 80.
Ooh.
I just got an achievement.
Open every safe in the story.
Oh, that's kind of spoilers, though.
That means that the game's almost over.
But I love this game.
But I love this game.
Okay.
Let's go.
Wish I had the game right now and you could play it forever.
You know what? You're right.
Just don't ever finish the game.
I went the fucking wrong way dude.
So what happens when the bloody bloody bloody wonder how this happens, it's from this.
It's from I'm going somewhere and then I go like this and then I turn, I'm turning and
And I'm looking over here, but that was the right way.
No, that's correct.
GG.
I'm doing it again.
It's never our fault.
No, it's not your fault.
It's my fault for being so interested in what you're saying.
I should just go chat.
No.
What are they saying over there?
Don't give a fuck.
But no, I need to know every- I want to say everything you're saying.
Actually, I do that sometimes though.
Alright, did I get all the containers?
Get hyped for the next boss fight.
Did I get- did I miss one?
Fuck, how do I get up there?
How do I get up there?
We just got a hype train!
you up I didn't want to do that I wanted to grab the thing I came prepared with acid though
of
the
the
right to I need any more
of those
acid jars probably he's doing this on purpose where's Emma
What? What? What? Don't read chat. What? What happened?
He's doing it on purpose.
Oh, I see what you're doing. I want that other bottle, so I'm going to get it.
I got the second orb. I'm ready.
Where is this thing?
It's gonna be up here somewhere, right?
Wait, I missed the lore?
Black Lab Unit 0102 Floor Plan.
Interesting.
Updated map.
Alright, now let's get the hell out of here.
Let's put the orb back in.
Oh, look at all those blood shells.
Look at all those bloodshops.
I knew it!
Ahhhh, that's the f***, I'm glad I made another one.
This is the most amount of liquors in any Resident Evil game concentrated.
It's like 10.
There's been 10 liquors.
Truly.
That was the 10th liquor.
There was so many in five.
Not like that though.
I can't believe he's genuinely playing like this.
What?
Throwing the acid?
That seems a bad gamer move.
Oh wait, there is that section in Resident Evil 5 where there's a hundred that run at
you and you split up and you have to go up as Chris and run around that platform and
there's probably like 20.
That's actually crazy.
That's right.
Yeah.
I'm going to save the game.
No I'm not.
I'm fine.
of
floppy disk
something important
I'll explain later
don't mix those up
put some Sharpie on that one
Put some Sharpie on that one.
Create her.
Shutting yourself away in a dark room like this is quite the change for you after the
life you've led.
Life takes unexpected turns, don't you think?
Looking back, do you feel that the choices you've made have contributed to your present
circumstances?
Of course, what you sow, you reap, isn't that the natural order?
So, tell me, Lord Spencer, what would you like the world to know?
The Lord.
But a short break before we begin this Ashcroft, and a young man with only the energy I once
did.
That's the worst floppy drive of info of all time.
That you turned the camera off right before the most important part.
minutes earlier. Yeah, I saw all the other files, but I would want to see more in that
particular guy's file.
I don't think Leon's getting out of this.
I think Leon's gonna, it's gonna be a goodbye scenario.
Where the helicopter flies away and he's just down there
and this place gets, another missile's gonna hit.
And then in Resident Evil 15, he'll be back
with a bunch of scars all over him
in a big mutated head.
And he'll be a boss.
Okay, got everything loaded. I got a lot of ammo. All right, let's do it. I use all
weapons because I'm about to lose access to them all. Exactly, right? Like you're gonna
give me this now? Don't fire this gun until the end of the game. I want this planted right
between Wesker's eyes over there easiest pie oh it's the liquors okay be ready
not quite the liquors but it's fine
Uh-oh.
Leon is reaching his limit.
Sudden bouts of coughing and blurred vision will cause him to falter.
He can only wait for these effects to subside.
Really?
Okay, now it's just hard mode.
Oh, shit.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Okay.
Okay.
Upper level central refining system, Fondora, middle level, Biowaping repository 11. Get that map updated.
All right, this is probably the last time I'm going to be able to do this.
fix the body armor no is it fine no it's not
everything and then hatch it wait don't I have the new hatchet get the better
pistol okay the silencer nine the new one can't be upgraded okay I'll get the
Silence in 9 and then I'll upgrade it.
Power.
I'll sell the other gun.
I don't think I can even sell the gun.
Okay.
You sure this thing is even better?
Wrong gun.
Wait, what are you, the silencer is the new gun.
I'm trying to get rid of the snapper.
upgraded the old one wait what what
I did this a long time ago didn't I do this a while ago
just reload the save oh fuck
whatever I got I don't I don't fucking care I have I've got 10,000 weapons
I was trying to sell it, but this is the- whatever, I'm fine.
I'll get that fucking money back in 10 seconds, watch.
Okay, hard mode, I don't give a fuck.
Wait, let me save the game too.
Is there a save point in here?
Where's there- come on, where's there a save point?
Is there no save point in this room?
Am I out of my- wait, it's right here.
Why did the indicator didn't pop up when I walked over to it?
It was weird.
You saw that?
I like ran by it and didn't show up
It did pop up I don't care
Watch headshots only
security threat detected elevator shutdown in effect override key authorization
watch this all you shit talkers right now watch this i'm gonna miss a single fucking shot 96
6% headshot rate, that's what if the game says not what I'm saying.
this must be the room that's a lot of that's a lot of liquors okay
can't tell a dirt student to pistols there I just was it don't matter
of
the
of
You need a chocolate chip cookie a chocolate chip cookie
You know what I want to talk about today a chocolate chip cookie
Come on Leon you can get through this
of
of
those count by the way for headshots
people saying farming farming for headshots for the percentage
I need to keep it that way
Why is your face looks like my dog when it has something in its mouth
All right, big battle coming up here.
Let me show you why they call me the fucking headshot rating.
That's how they introduce me, Deriden Lans.
Jeremy headshot reading
Albertson
And I would come in from music and shit
All right, I need to go there
I got my... what can you make with a large gunpowder?
Is it shotgun shells or is it bombs?
All right, now how do I get out of here?
Alright, this way.
Just shotgun chip cookie.
Oh, here we go.
Alright, load it up.
Hold on.
Calculating best possible outcome
Done done
Executing plan
Oh
Pretty good
Did I get everything in here? All right, we're just gonna get the fuck out of here
We on move we on move we
day. This looks like you spawned them in with hacks. That's like Gary's mod. I feel like
I'm playing Gary's mod. And by the way, did one of the grenades not explode? I threw one
right in front of me and it didn't do anything.
There was no explosion.
Yeah, I threw two grenades. I got it exploded by the first one.
This is the end of Leon's Ark. Here it comes.
No, the walls are closing in. I'm getting the fade to black here.
No!
No, Leon has to live forever.
No, he has to have, like, had a wife and kids and grew old and told his stories about when
he was in the BSAA.
And do, like, college commencement speeches.
It can't end like this.
She's been looking at the same folder of videos for like 30, 40 minutes.
So that's how I feel when I'm like browsing Netflix, it's just like, I don't know man,
I don't fucking care.
I don't care about any of these and I don't know which one to put on.
And they end up on YouTube free movies somehow.
except Elvis, the goddess of hope, or so the myth goes.
A blind hope.
What do you mean?
Humans cannot predict when death will come for them.
This is why they have hope.
I was wrong, and I am plagued by guilt.
Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.
I think that's enough for today.
Why did you accept my request for an interview?
Who is that? Is that one of your subjects?
Of course not. She was a known in the world.
I took her in to make amends.
Is she perfectly normal, just an average child needing a home?
She is my hope.
Aren't you beautiful?
Would you like to hold her?
No, I don't need her.
Okay.
who is it?
is it, is Jill?
she's the devil
what does it mean?
grace
grace
of course it's grace guys give me a fucking break
Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
I've set my peace.
I only hope it serves as a requiem for those who have passed.
So I'm just a normal person.
So what the hell is the problem then? Why is everybody trying to get me?
Leo.
Leo.
No. He's gonna die right here.
And then we're gonna, we're gonna find him and he's gonna, we're gonna do a really sad cutscene.
And then he's gonna fucking roll over and all of his gears gonna pop out of him
And on my screen it's it can be like to do to do to do to do they're all land in the ground
He's gonna go he's gonna do that and then it's gonna be
And I'm gonna see all the names of the guns being equipped on the bottom of the screen just like I pick them up
my fucking Minecraft
This is gonna be so sad
Yeah, he's going to go like this.
It could buy, Grace.
And then all of his weapons are going to fucking fly out of him.
He's going to go just fucking physics ragdoll, and all of his loot's going to come up.
Don't you know that's what happens when you die?
Everything you have on you just flies out of your body.
Wait, this is his chair.
Hold on, I'm going to take my time for a second.
What else is on here?
Don't throw that.
Don't let go.
That's me.
But I'm a no, that's mom, but I'm in her arms.
Okay.
Is that way anything on the desk, a note or something?
No, I guess not.
I would have figured there'd be a note or something.
Okay.
Oh, this is finally my chance to do something.
Am I going to have to fight a transformed Leon?
Leon. I think that's that. It's probably what's going to happen, right?
Oh, no.
I'll just rest in my eyes.
Let me help you.
Let's do this.
Alright, so she carries him and you aim with his arm, oh, that would be sick.
Alright, dude.
He's a cigarette villain too, remember that?
No, no, no, I have an idea.
I trust you.
I trust you.
So, the prodigal daughter of Returns...
I know the password.
Oh, you're gonna give him the antidote?
What the hell?
This is not a computer I've ever used before.
This is a different operating system.
the fucking goofy willy wonka dr. Seuss operating system are you using what's the creator desire oh
Fuck okay
All right, so here's the problem
destroy elpis leon dies
And he's gone
release elpis leon lives
and
We destroy humanity
hmm
Okay, it's definitely two separate endings.
So which one do I want to see?
I feel like the canon ending is destroy Elpis.
But that's the ending of the game, right?
Elpis is almost as the hey you're a lunatic just go ahead and release it onto the earth. It's like the
secondary kind of potential.
I'm just drawing it.
Leon.
Leon told me to do it.
You'll learn this.
Say, Leon said no matter what, I had to end it.
I have to go by Leon's wishes.
Leon told me to smash his head with a cinder block if we got this far.
I'm the one with the cinder block.
Do you understand? I have the cinder block in my hand.
Am I gonna go back on that now?
He's gonna be like, no, what the fuck are you doing?
Smash me in the center, walk!
Why should I trust you to somebody else? What the fuck?
I'm doing it.
This is it.
What did you do?
Oh, what I had to!
What did you do?
Who would I have to?
Christiana there!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Uh oh!
there's no way I'm gonna be able to fight him here who's gonna toss me the
rocket launcher at the end of the game it's gonna be mr. X mr. X is gonna throw
the rocket launcher at grace
he told me I had to do it, he told me I had to do it
at least I could save you
oh
ah ah that was 15 years of the making right there that's
that's horrible
Right in the fucking head
Worst ending
Grace no matter what happens. You have to end it. You have to destroy it
It's literally my destiny is the thing I've been working on for the last ten years of my life grace. Please do it
I did I did what I what he told me he I completed his mission
It's not way the game doesn't just end right here, right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is the thing?
I'm just gonna show you in the head.
And the fucking game ends!
What the fuck?
Well, I did the right thing!
I did the right thing!
It said destroy Elvis!
The whole point of the game was to destroy the virus.
I, what the fuck?
I didn't wanna release the virus
Give it to that fucking lunatic
You fucking serious
So they they switch it on you they the thing you think you're supposed to do it's like no that just gets Leon's head
exploded with a revolver
How
Okay, oh my god, what an ending what an unbelievable and then it's always the bad ending that's the really quick one
Every bad ending in any of these games, ever.
Something really, really bad happens.
The main character looks off to the distance for a second, and then they go to credits.
There was not some big ending cutscene.
It was that the game just ends. Leon gets his head shot off.
Okay.
Ah.
I...
We're gonna reload it, and I'm gonna do the other one.
great job pal that was unbelievable they really didn't fuck with you
all right let me take one more break I'll be back in three minutes it's been
an hour already I can't fucking believe that just happened that was
unbelievable. All right, well, I can see it. It's crazy. Oh, shit, it actually did like
end the whole thing. All right, I play for 11 and 35. All right, pretty cool. I unlocked
Insanity mode.
The gate I.
Okay.
All right, we'll go do the other ending.
You can return to the point of the game just before the grace.
Right.
That's so funny that they did this.
That they don't even care about being a save point.
It's just, hey, man, we fucked with you.
We got you.
Now go back and do it all over again
the way you're supposed to.
Yes.
But let me do, I'm gonna, let me take a break though.
I'll be back.
There's probably a whole sequence at the end.
That's simply put you right here.
That's so funny.
I'll be back in three minutes.
I'm gonna grab a water.
Oh my God.
you
you
you
you
you
How's it going?
Well, I had to process that.
I had to process that. That was crazy. All right, let's do the other ending and then
I'll give you my final thoughts of the game. Let's see how it plays out. I'm going to
Time to move to Tomodachi. Not today. Not today. I think I'm going to call it after this. But, but, we'll have tomorrow.
I'm going to do some harassment stuff tomorrow.
I think we're going to play that gambling with your friend's game.
And I will start or end with an hour or two of Tomodachi Live.
All right, here we go.
How does this end the other way?
Hey, it's me.
It's Chris.
Please wake up.
Wake up, wake up.
Just do the same ending again.
I do the same ending and then end the stream.
Like right after the bad part happens.
That would be a gigachat moment.
Oh, too bad I'm too much of a coward.
I want to do it so bad, I'm thinking about it, but I can't.
I want to see the other ending
All right, let's do it
Leon's gonna be so pissed Leon's gonna be so mad about this
He spent this whole game trying to do all this and now I'm like oh, I'm gonna actually activate it. Sorry Leon
I don't care what you say
All right, let's put the password in, butchug.
I'm telling you, I'm my hope.
She is my hope.
The blind hope.
Okay.
That was a terrible password.
This is it.
At least add
Like a numbers or something man.
And who would that who is this?
What are you doing Grace? Sponsor regretted what she did.
Well done.
You promised. Yes, but I would let him live.
Mr. Kennedy, I give you the honor of experiencing my power first hand.
I'm not sure Albus is what you think it is.
There's nothing special about me.
I was never any king.
Spence were wanted to make a man king.
But you released helpers
It's the cure
It's not a virus it's the cure
I forgot about this guy
Amazing.
I am humbled...
...by my master's genius.
Your research was wrong.
Though this wasn't a weapon, there was never a key.
Spencer's paper was obviously incomplete.
There was no connection between Grace and Emily.
Do you know how much time and money I wasted on this?
you see the genius without this all virus-based weapons are useless the world order will be
thrown into chaos we want it a weapon instead Spencer gave us an axe I will carry his torch
and bring his vision to life oh the good guy flip
What?
You and Spencer were a mean swimmin' yet he out-rooted you all.
Spencer defied us and paid the price with his life.
He was nothing!
You are nothing but an imitation.
It's over, Peter.
The connection we've been stuck with you...
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, he's here.
Inject him.
Inject him with that!
Make him just a regular guy.
No ignorance.
Distaggling.
It's a cure.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
His muscles just start bulging back and forth.
you know what it's working with
now
let it all come down
all of it
the master evil plan is we're gonna cure every disease and cure all the viruses
Well, I'm kind of, hold on.
No weapons will be good, and we can dismantle all virus weapons.
Isn't that not a bad thing?
2
Oh look at her shotgun bones for shotgun ammo
Alright final bottle to
Why is the gun not loaded Leon?
not to me
plus
protect those lives
oh no, I'm fucked up
oh, what's he doing?
Why is he turning into Doctor Octopus?
Oh!
He's got a rocket launcher!
Give me this!
Where did he get this?
Why did he have this?
Why does he fucking have this?
He is a giant monster.
Why does he have a rocket launcher in his hand now?
That's so goofy. I love it.
I think he just trumps it on the ground.
Eat shit, Victor!
That was a pretty cool death.
that was a pretty good one he's gonna come up as a giant like my is death's
thought over
oh got it
all right
what the fuck is he
horseshoe crap
nemesis
nemesis
of
Oh shit
of
the
Oh wait didn't I get cured
Oh, now I can shoot him right in the brain.
I have one bullet left in the requiem, by the way.
this time
let me get back up
crazy
crazy where are you?
So you were just a cheap imitation, so was that person actually just kind of cosplaying
as Wesker?
That was just some guy that just like wanted to be Wesker Wicked Bad?
That's so funny.
It was a cologne.
Actually would have preferred if it was just a guy that just kind of imitating Wesker.
You ain't him dude, alright?
I'm not gonna leave your side.
Wait, we just die here anyways?
I'm gonna sit right here with you.
I guess this is the time.
They got flashlights?
Is it going to be Chris Redfield?
They're not going to do a Chris Redfield just drops down on a rope again, are they?
This is like the fourth time he's done this.
asking. Alpha, can you read me, sir? Yeah, let's see. I got it. Yes, sir. Just to get it. I have a message from Captain Redfield.
He just didn't want to come this time. He said, ah, send the boys. My days of repelling down a
a small rope between my thighs, those days are over, I don't think I could do that anymore.
Too much burn, too much rug burn on the knees.
You know how much it hurts the inner knee to do that?
I can't believe that Antibaryl actually worked.
Feel better than I have in ages.
Oh, thank God.
I'm glad you're okay.
We can give it to her too, right?
We can give it to her too, right?
Oh, they leave her to open for another one with him.
Gonna have to give him white hair in the next one
life that is such an oh unbelievable amount of cope to say dude I shot her
fucking a hundred times in the face
dude I she's dead I didn't hit any of her vitals just like here here here here
here, here, here, the heart, the lungs, and the arm a few times, just everywhere, everywhere
on a human body, you could hit somebody.
the Justice Department to reopen its investigation into Oswald Spencer and the Long Defund Umbrella
Corporation. Some believe the government deliberately drove Umbrella into bankruptcy.
The late Alyssa Ashcroft is credited with cracking the Oswald Spencer story.
Conspiracy theorists are already claiming that she was killed in a cover-up and that the
organization responsible is secretly controlling our government.
Tonight, in a speech from the Oval Office, the president is expected to reject allegations of any government involvement since the Raccoon City incident.
I don't know why I was just imagining like a Trump press conference that they would just put in.
Absolutely not involved, you know. Absolutely not involved.
I don't know why my breath's like, okay, it's the current year, is it? I don't know.
But that would be fucking stupid.
Hey, that was fun though.
That was a good game.
We have a new song. I'm not on roadie.
Okay, I'll give you my thoughts. Okay, that's interesting now.
So, Aethelion is still around and we're still gonna get another project.
You know what Capcom probably thought?
Okay, we could kill him.
But then I think who plays the...
You have this leading man, right, that everybody loves.
I feel like he hit like, can they ever?
It's like...
Homer Simpson died in The Simpsons. And I was like, okay, by the way, The Simpsons will be right back.
And it's just like Homer's not there anymore forever. I don't know if they could kill Homer Simpson.
I don't think anyone would watch the show after that.
Garfield without Garfield. I mean, you can say Chris is arguably more important than Leon to the legacy of the game.
as that's Chris Redfield and Jill in the mansion right like it's episode one
game one I whatever but Leon kind of came after that but I don't know I think
Leon at this point is more important I think Leon as of the the last if you
said 15 years ago even after Resident Evil 4 I still think people would have
told you was Chris Redfield. But as of 2026 as of this game, it's definitely Leon's like
the leading man of the entire franchise. Chris was in the last few like, oh, I got my machine
gun, I'm running around at the end of the game in Resident Evil 8, whatever. But when
was the, you didn't control Chris. Five was the last time he was actually a playable character,
No, you did play with him as 6. Yeah, he was in 6, that's right. And I guess he was playable
in 8 for the last, whatever, or 7. I guess he's kind of just played a little half part
in them. I guess you could say that Leon played a half part in this one. I don't know, it's
I think of Leon when I think of Resident Evil though, at this point.
They changed Leon's character to be the cool old guy.
Well, he became the cool old guy because he is the old guy.
In Resident Evil 2 it was his first day.
This is not a weekend after Resident Evil 2.
See how the way Raccoon City looked?
Leon's a better written character. I think Leon's just...
I don't know something about Leon. They devide. Leon's vibe is better than Chris's.
And I think they figured that out a few years ago.
And I think ever since the remakes especially, especially the two remake,
Leon's got a lot of fans.
Leon, literally people are writing it right. Leon is hotter. Okay. Leon's got a lot of fans.
More than Chris does. Somebody said this too. I also kind of agree with this. I think the
Chris Redfield design is a little too generic. I don't know. They made him, I just don't,
she's just kind of like a little generic. The way that is, the way he's written, the
The way that he talks to me carries himself, the way that they design the character.
He's just kind of, he's a little generic, he is.
I think the Leave It Alone Ethan banana video added character to him and that's not canon.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, that's not a part of any of the games, but that, I like him a little more because
of that video.
The naked, I'm holding the banana, Leave It Alone Ethan.
Upgraded him and that's not even somebody just made that as a meme, but that makes me like him more
We get it there you like Leon I just told you that I love the Chris Redfield naked banana video
Don't say those words in a row
without thinking
Anyways, uh, that's it.
Let me see, what's the, there's gotta be some extras, right?
Anyways, I thought it was great.
You want to score, I'll score it.
The gray segments had an opportunity to not be good.
When I first saw that they were gonna split it,
I was like, oh, they're gonna do this thing
where it's stealth missions.
And I have a flashlight, I have the hide,
and I can't have to run and don't do anything.
The gray segments were really good.
I had just as much fun doing the gray stuff
as I did with doing the Leon stuff.
I think the gray part in a lot of it
was actually more interesting.
I'd say I
Feel like grace had some more interesting scary things, but then again
The Leon stuff was action action action. I think it's great. I like it. I think I think it did a great job
I but I do think I like the gray sections just a tiny bit more
Because I felt a little more afraid of playing it
When I was playing the Leon segments
I just knew that I was gonna unload on everybody.
And if I lost, oh, whatever, I got 500 bolts up, do it again.
But I would say they're very close.
It's not like that was a six and that was a 10.
They're both very close.
I just think that kind of inches a little bit further
than the Leon stuff.
There's a comment on the leave it alone banana video
from four years ago that says,
is this what German was talking about?
Yes, it is.
That's the one.
All right
Length good length
It's got higher difficulties that I unlocked insane mode. I don't know what that means, but apparently that's even harder
um, I think total package you're looking at a
It's probably the I mean out of all the games I've played this it's that's been free four months, but this is the best game of the year I
Like this in Tomodachi life. I think the most of anything I've played I've really played very much up in sick
This is a nine point.
a nine point three is a nine point three I think so
like it matters what I say everyone's holding their breath to see what Jerm is
gonna review the game that's good it's great that's it I don't even know
number on it you said nine what I say you said nine point you said nine point
two okay what do I give resident evil four that's a nine point nine resident
four is a nine point nine or nine point eight no actually resident evil four
might be a ten it says nine point nine point ten do you mean it just is even
The remake was wonderful too. It's a 9.9.
No, it's a 10. That's it. That's one of my favorite games of all time.
And, speaking of favorite games of all time,
I'm going to get a date for you for the top 300 games of all time that changed my life.
We've got a whole website. We've got a whole tool that's been created.
There's going to be fun little rounds. It's going to be fun.
Looking forward to it. It's gonna happen pretty soon here and we can find out where residue before is
It's definitely in the top 20 probably in the top 10 about even being top five
We'll find out I
Wonder if your score would be different if you played it all the way through uninterrupted I
Don't know I remember a lot of the gray stuff from the first six to eight hours of the game
There's a lot of memorable moments, I think it's a 9.3.
The kind of recency cooldown period might put that to like an 8.7, but I think, right,
hold on.
And Sherry's okay?
Oh, God, I'm so glad.
I mean, yeah, uh, she's doing great.
I might be teaching her how to read.
Grace.
Grace.
Grace
Grace
Where's that report sorry
She's talking to Leon
All right, sorry, there's no way.
Honk, Honk is going to get up.
Remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized.
Retreating the objective before they send in the wolves.
It's not hunk.
No, it's not hunk. Cool. Okay. Well, there's that and then that thing goes way longer.
All right bonuses behind the scenes video
Did you watch it?
Well, let me turn it up.
Oh, that's so crazy looking.
If this is about the report you asked for yesterday, it'll be ready in three. No, no, two days tops.
Put a hold on that for now.
We found another body.
One that exhibits the same pathology as the others who've been investigating.
It's so hard to act like this. It's like walking around
It's Ms. Ashcroft and then they hung up on me.
Which just waits all over you and try-
How do you even act with that shit all over you?
They asked for Ms. Ashcroft and then they hung up on me.
Rude.
What's going on?
Grace, we need to go.
Go where?
Mom, what's going on?
Hurry.
Wait, who's coming?
What's wrong?
Shhh.
We need to keep our voices down.
This is ridiculous.
Come on.
It's not worth staying behind the curtain like this is so interesting.
Oh.
Come on
It's not what's being behind the curtain like this is so interesting
Like that I'm walking the faces with the face skin
There's like a guy right there, you know what I mean?
It's just so crazy.
It's so ridiculous.
Are they going to have him sitting in a chair?
Please have him be sitting in a chair.
It hasn't been easy.
But after much effort, here we finally are.
Who are you?
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
The special one. The chosen one.
Miss Ashcroft.
It's a lawn chair.
Joy.
This would be so fun though, I feel like you're having the time of your life doing this.
They actually put hunger upside down?
I feel like they could have just had her lay at her back.
What is this?
Well, I guess you would get all the face data, right?
From being upside down, that's legit.
All the way that your muscles are bruised
and the way that your skin would pop out a little.
Oh my god.
No!
Oh, there are so many of them!
Shut up!
I just...
When they cut between them,
it just seems so outrageous.
Oh, there are so many of them!
Shut up!
I just...
When they cut between them,
it just seems so outrageous.
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's like being in VR.
It's like you and your friends are all playing a VR horror game together.
Emily, are you okay?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, honk.
Uh, honk.
Yeah!
That was good, it was a good swing.
Those are good.
Yeah, that's locked in.
Oh, wait!
You still need me, right?
Let it all come down.
All of it!
Three, two, one, bounce!
That's so cool. Okay, you know what?
That's so cool that they did all this.
And that they do this for certain things in games and movies and stuff because
they could have just like I maybe just like animated some of this.
But that's so cool that the actual actors are like that's them doing that.
I love that. That's amazing.
So in all those cutscenes that they're actually like performing the full body.
I would imagine it was either just the voice or even just the phase data, so that's really cool. I like that.
The truth behind Raccoon City. This is 60 pages long.
Oh, okay, let me do the first part.
In 1998, Raccoon City was devastated by a massive outbreak caused by a viral leak from the pharmaceutical giant Umbrella.
The United States government responded by launching a missile strike to wipe out the infected and erected
a blockade to seal off the city. In 2004, following a court trial, the Umbrella Corporation declared
bankruptcy. A complete account of the events was never released. However, in October 2026,
it was discovered that the city had been used as a hub for the production and drafting of
bioweapons. This report reveals that the established narrative of the Raccoon City incident was
falsified, and elucidates newly discovered truths surrounding the incident. 1960, we're going back
about 50 years. To properly understand the truth, we must first go back to the beginning of it all.
In 1968, Oswald E. Spencer, James Marcus, and Edward Ashford founded the Umbrella Corporation.
Having witnessed the horrors of the Second World War and the dread of the Cold War,
Spencer felt a sense of despair at wanting the world repeat the same mistakes.
He felt it was his duty to bring about a change in humanity.
As stated in court records following the Raccoon City incident, his ultimate goal was to bring
about the viral evolution of the human race. Thus, he relentlessly pursued virus research
through legal and inhumane means. This fact remains unchanged. Moving on to the 70s.
I'm done. Did I get all my challenges done? That was a ha ha funny bit. I was just reading.
Guys, the way that I'm talking right now is a radio voice that I learned and trained myself on over the last 25 years.
When I'm just talking to somebody like that, I talk like this. Like, what's up, dude? How are you? How you fucking doing?
You want to go? Let's do something tomorrow.
Bonus settings!
Jacket.
Apocalypse grace.
Dude tactical light
What about special content?
Trusted companion charm. Oh
This is what for doing all the recommends
What I how much do I have I've sick at 10,000
Machine pistol knife what's good here?
Do the costumes instead.
Oh yeah, I'll get this.
That's the original.
Mortal Edge.
A carbine.
Yeah, definitely the carbine.
What about items?
Ribbon? Oh...
More credits per kill?
I like looking at this stuff. Concept art? Let's get the Leon concept art.
Cool.
I love this palace.
All right, what about models?
Oh, I love these.
These are my favorite.
Can you press the button and make them go, get down?
Oh, you can't.
It's a staple.
I guess I could just buy them all, right?
Leon's got a cool car, right?
or nothing.
They look at them.
Hey, it still fits.
20 fucking years later, 30 years later, it's still...
This is the same outfit, but we can see the cat hair.
I'll tell ya, it's the only character in the game that has a bunch of cat hair all over
him.
No cat hair.
Okay.
Well, that's kind of sad.
Shino.
Worst character in the game by far by the way.
These dudes have their own model.
I mean they were, this wasn't like a boss fight on its own.
I like this fight was awesome.
They were really dangerous.
You're dead in two or three shots, that's it, you're just done.
The Commander.
We all know what this guy's name is.
You're called the Commander?
Honk.
I was like, who's Norman Cole?
Oh yeah, this guy.
Honestly, this could just be the Joker.
Right?
Like, if you didn't tell me and you said, hey, hey, like, what is this?
I mean like oh that's the Joker without like makeup on and he's like somewhere
in Gotham like he's doing something crazy. He's doing the subspace.
This was a cool character.
I like the eye.
zombie doctors, zombie patients, zombie staff, zombie cleaners, zombie chef, this
guy was hard too, I remember this guy took like three requiem shots in the face.
Surgeon Chunk Yuck
The blister heads.
Okay these enemies are cool because it was like half human, half liquor.
I'm out of money!
I just was buying everything.
Oh, I died. I ran out.
Is there anything I really wanted? Oh.
Shit.
That's OK.
Well, that was really fun.
Games are amazing.
I'm curious about new game.
OK, so the standard mode, which is modern.
Then there is classic.
So this one just...
Difficult step into the classic because this one's harder and less saves.
But this one is an intense gameplay experience for only those who dare.
Play at your own risk.
Is it really just that much crazier?
Well, that's gonna be it.
Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for watching. That was Resident Evil 9. I'm glad I finished it. I'm glad I actually got a round to doing it again.
That was a great game. Capcom still got it. They're still making good games. They've been actually killing it recently.
And I'll see you guys tomorrow. Gonna be playing some stuff with the horsemen and then we'll do Facebook Island.
I'm not sure exactly the time, but probably around the afternoon, early afternoon.
I'll see you later, thanks for watching, and take care.