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Oh, why is Chateau?
There we go.
There we go.
But my chat box was broken again.
Hello everybody, glad to see you.
That was everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Wednesday.
Everybody happy New Year's Eve.
Everybody happy New Year to some of my followers.
Some of my mods are in Australia.
And they said happy New Year at 8 a.m.
It's just like so weird, right?
that it's like, right now it's just the middle of the day.
They're already asleep, they're already celebrated.
I also find it so fucking weird that like Australians
and people that live south of the equator celebrate Christmas
in the new year during their summertime.
Like Australians are on summer break right now,
it's 90 degrees outside.
And they're waiting all fireworks because it's the new year.
Like isn't that so, but like it's not like, oh Australia's always hot.
Like they have a cold season. It's just when our summer is.
It's the exact opposite.
That's so fucking weird.
Yeah, like, wait, what is that saying about the Fourth of July?
It's like the Fourth of July. Yeah, for them.
I mean, it's not an independent stay, but it's like,
It's like the Fourth of July in the sense of dude like in the summer it's hot as fuck we're light now fireworks
It's all fun. They're light now fireworks, and it's like happy new year.
I feel like I've never been somewhere dude that's like the shit we're like, you know
somebody all live in like Florida or Texas
motherfuckers be having a Christmas tree up and it's 80 degrees outside
It don't gotta be snowing but like I feel like I pulls you out of it, you know
Like how are you listening to like winter wonderland when you live in Austin, Texas?
Like it's 80 degrees outside.
Like it's not, there's no snow.
Like you could like, it could be like a beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
No, it's beginning to be bearably warm outside.
It's beginning to not be 120 degrees and your fucking shoes aren't melting to the
asphalt anymore.
Like what?
That's not, like I don't know, it just seems, I feel like I, and obviously this is just
like my like fucking privilege, Jacob, is because I was living in the Northeast.
But it's like, I don't understand how you could celebrate Christmas or the New Year and
It's not the 20 degrees outside and dark all the time.
Like, I feel like that's just so odd.
Where's it?
Where's the New Year next?
Told up.
Australia already celebrated theirs.
What would be like the next closest times there?
Let me use my geo guess or knowledge.
What's the time in India?
It's almost, it is almost the New Year for Indians.
It's 1123 in India.
No, China probably already celebrated the new year,
in like Beijing, in Beijing, it's 2 a.m.
Maybe certain parts of China.
What's like the Western most part of China?
Where's like Shenzhen?
Shenzhen time, that's still 158.
What about like, where were,
what's like another year up?
Now, I have Europeans in my chat right now,
it's probably like fucking 7 p.m. for them.
And let's do really on Easter and year up,
like even if you're in like Romania,
it's still only 8 p.m.
It's not the New Year, it's not even close.
Anyways, happy New Year's Eve,
everybody on HAP.
We're doing a bit of a shorter stream today,
same with tomorrow, but I wanted to be alive
New Year's Eve New Year's Day.
We're going to be starting with NightRunner's prologue
because I have held this game in my steam library
library downloaded on my computer for like two years. We've never played it so we're gonna start out with that then we're gonna do a bit of an credit
Dicer because I've never played that game before
or incradicer and then we're going to end off with some winter fortnight
I have been told chat tell me if this is true
That if you play fortnight today
They do a ball drop event every hour on the hour for different time zones like it'll be like happy new year in
blank and blank. And I feel like I've never done that, so I feel like it'd be really cool.
It's true. All right, you know, we'll do, do they do that in OG too? We're just in regular
battle layout. Because I'll probably play like the season, the season 7 of G.
Every mode or just regulars does the ball drop in Fortnite. I feel like such a loser looking this up.
This is the ball drop in Fortnite into OG mode.
Yes, the New Year's ball drop occurred within Fortnite
and has been viewable in the permanent OG mode.
Okay, sick, sick.
Do you think Nick A. Third is just rip
in the fucking ball drop over to over for nine hours straight?
Happy New Year.
He just ended his stream as I clicked on it, no fucking way, he just ended his stream as I, that was the outro, and he ended his stream, he was laying our craters.
Bro, he was on for five hours. He would love it seven again.
With the fuck, bro, I'm feeling the earliest I went live ever was like nine, 50.
And it was because I had a Marvel rival's tournament. You remember the V2, V2,
V2, V2, and he? Now's the earliest I've ever been live.
Unless you're counting like, there's been times I've probably gone live at like one in the morning,
but that's like still nighttime. Early is in the days, probably been like nine.
Maybe like six bro he even if he lives on PSC he might live like five I am
Marvel rivals low key fell off. I'm pretty sure Marvel levels has had the most players that had in the last like six months
I'm not trying to like shit on you or anything and be like oh, you're dead wrong, but like
This most-previous like they they bottomed out in November, but they've been hovering around like 130k players actively on steam alone
Margaril I was it has not fallen off. I think you just don't play it anymore. Anyways
Chat night runners prologue in criticize her today then fortnight tomorrow a new year's day
I'm gonna be alive. I don't know what time it might be one might be two might be four
Might be five who fucking knows. I'm going live tomorrow for like three and a half hours
We're gonna do reacts and maybe some random gaining maybe a little bit of solo arc Raiders or like some other random shit
Who knows? We'll figure it out?
Maybe Oregon, something of that, of those sorts of you.
Excuse me.
Then I'm gone, the second to the seventh.
I will be posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone.
I'm gone for six days, we're back the eighth,
and we have a charity stream, the 11th,
for Red Cross, matching Chape Stunos,
every dollar donated to Red Cross, I will match.
So if we raise 10k, we'll donate 10k, we raise 20,
if we raise five, I double that, we raise 10,
shit like that.
Self-explanatory.
After that, we'll probably do another charity stream late.
January, and then like mid late February, and then we're doing
F-cancellor for March. So the two in between that, I'll figure
out soon. How about $100,000? I'll usually set a soft cap. The
one for for for Red Cross will probably be like 20 grand. If we
somehow raise 20 k in the stream, I'll match it. But I don't know, if
like some, if some fucking Elon Musk character comes in and
donate fucking 30 grand, I don't know if I'm going to be able to
fucking put that up, but yeah, that's never happened before.
So, you know, I don't presume that would happen.
Anyways, you have the money, Joe.
Yeah, it's also the idea that I would just be throwing fucking 50k down on like a random Sunday.
Gravity in one can take you for the fucking sub. He take it to 3.
Well, if you're content man, keep it up. Thank you.
Mia, tape and Jay for the sub TWS, SWT.
to see Stony Dirty take a bit of three when he played
Slots and daggers, maybe tomorrow,
Benny for the sub-nat, and Angie for the sub-sub-sum,
for the sub-sum, for the sub-sum, as Ellie's for the 1000s of it.
I wanted to say you got me through tough times.
Thank you, Jowstake, for the three.
We could play it today instead I've been credit-incredizer, as well.
What are your plans for charity streams next year?
Never contribute to your charity stream.
I'm going to make sure I'm here and contribute to every charity stream you do.
I usually like doing at least one a month, sometimes till.
And then I want to plan more group charities,
and I kind of want the majority of charities that I do
to be matching chat stonos.
So if I'm able to even if it's like a soft cap
or I'm like matching chat stonos up to like 10K, 5K,
I think for most of them I'll just be like no real cap,
but with like a soft guideline of like A,
if somebody just drops fucking 100 grant,
I'm probably not gonna match that.
We lose, thank you for the three.
DZ up the April 12, 25 and yeah,
Sam and Reed for the sub anonymous and JV
for the sub, and K, thinking of the 1000,
but he's tax-trick.
Elf agent, take it for the 1000s.
I want to ask for a nice, my grandma passed away from cancer,
ripping the chat, if cancer in the chat as well.
Grandpas dealing with cancer, and I feel like I want to die
that your she was taking me happier.
Well, I'm glad that I made my help.
But man, suicide's not the answer to your problems.
I'm sorry that you're mourning your family's loss.
I don't know if you're saying you want to die,
like an assentive that you're just sad,
or you're actually suicidal.
You're suicidal, call 98, man.
suicide is never the answer.
But outside of that, man, I mean, it's going to suck.
I'm a grandpa just died.
It's going to be ups and downs, man.
I mean, it just happened.
You're going to be mourning it for a bit.
I hope you're all right, though.
Add a kiss day and shift the injury for the sub-synth.
Thank you for the fast.
But he's girlfriend left me last night.
Sorry to hear that, man.
I feel lost without her any advice.
Focus on yourself.
Remove her on anything.
Give her some time to move on.
AJ, take it for the five.
Germany will family and study for India.
You help me.
I have to my brother's passing because of cancer ripped the chat as well.
I'm sorry for her loss.
Somebody people are dying.
Holy fuck.
I know it's still in Drin for the sub-sub-sub and Cameron
taking to the three, a fast for the three.
C-poly, taking to the fives of the bees,
some of the sub-care for the sub.
Victoria's star pain for the sub,
C-poly, taking to the fives of the bees, coming to the threshold
and you know, because thank you, camp for the mac,
for the sub-c-to-c-p-flash for the sub.
Just not on the red, small, desc-c-can,
astro-shoot for the sub-live, so if you steam-vaped out of the sub,
grab it even the three-cars, then the three,
jump to the three, jump to the three, over the sub-j,
take it to the three.
So, Stu and Lean for the Submax and Crazy for the Sub, at the Sub, curious for the
terrain.
We could place off in daggers today and just move in creditizer to another dire, in
creditizer.
You should clap with the UK 30 now.
All right, yeah, lock in.
Yeah, lock in.
Please refrain from sending bets if you need to read your bet done on.
Probably just going to read most of the bets, but not really the messages with them.
curious for the terrain.
Matt, thank you for the threat.
New year's resolutions are bullshit because there's not much of an extra incentive to
do something, it's just a new day, there's no real extra drive being a week after
New Year's to keep up the resolution.
I literally just posted it down on my story.
I said, it doesn't need to be the new year to grind for your goals.
It's always a great motivator, it helps you track.
But remember, you have it in you to achieve whatever you're striving for regardless of
where the Earth is on its orbit around the Sun.
Motherfuckers act like the New Year's, the new year is the reason that they have to change.
I'm like, you could literally start going to the gym whenever you could start doing this
whenever.
I already saw that chick there, I went to the gym yesterday, way more new heads, new
randas bro, they flood in and they flood out.
They pull up, they come for two weeks and then they give up every time, every fucking
year.
Every fucking year.
And I'm not judging them for being out of shape.
It's not that.
It's like I'm judging them for the fact that they're not sticking to their fucking, dude,
why are you buying a gym membership, having the grind set for two weeks?
You got past the hardest part, the hardest part, which is the first two weeks, because
that's how you get it in New Schedule and then you quit.
No need to judge people.
Oh my god, Albert is gang.
What a chug comment.
I'm not judging them.
I'm saying, in the sense of judging them in the fact that they're wasting their money on
a gym membership that they're now not going to use, because they signed up for a fucking year-long
membership.
Yeah.
You just wasted money. Go to the gym. So many people in the United States own gym
memberships and they don't go. You're wasting money. If you don't want to go to the gym,
that's fine. Stop paying for a fucking gym membership. Motherfuckers get motivated. Go buy a
$400 gym membership and then they go fucking six times and then never go again.
Like if you want to just hand money to a gym fine, but it's like, I mean, you're not starting off
off the year of the resolution, you know?
It's just like, I don't know the way that I'm proceeding it is, if you want it, I think
New Year's resolutions are great in the sense of like, like having a start time to
spark something, but not in the sense of like, people act like the new year is the motivator.
Right, the motivator should be you just wanting to get healthy and you know, you just wanting
to stop smoking cigarettes. You don't need it to be 2026 to stop smoking cigarettes. You
could just stop smoking cigarettes. You see what I mean? It's like somebody told me
there, you're going to do dry January. Fuck now. Because I have no motivation to stop
drinking. I have no motivation to stop getting high. None at all. No part of me wants
to stop doing that. Right? So if I did want to do that, yes, I would just stop doing
the year the new year is not the thing that makes me want to stop. I don't want to stop.
Right? So I have to lie to myself and be like, yeah, the new year. I'm gonna, I'm gonna cut back.
I'm gonna cut back, you know? Actually, I'm the new year. I think I'm gonna avoid gluten. No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. I don't know, I'm not. I don't call all like, no, I think I can do dry. I think I can never drink liquor a day in my life.
ever again. I like getting drunk, but like I think I could never get drunk a day in my life
and I would have no problem. So like, draw January in the sense of like alcohol, no problem.
But we, that'd be an issue. I think I'd be really angry for the first like week.
Like really angry. If I had not like just nothing, like I do though, I I wonder if I'd be able
to like cut out all stimulants for a month. I don't think I could. Because that'd be like
caffeine, I don't really do nicotine, but caffeine, nicotine, weed, alcohol, like I don't think I
could just not have anything. I've been drinking coffee, but that's because I have to
to descale my coffee machine and I don't have vinegar.
And anybody that just says A-O right now, I'm going to ban you.
Because you are a toddler and you should not be in my stream.
Yep, and you're gone.
We'll see you later.
And now everybody's doing it because they think it's funny.
Yozad, yozad, don't ban everybody, ban like nine or ten random people and then and then they'll be so pissed
And because they thought that they weren't gonna get banned and they wanted to be funny
ban like five or ten random people just ban them five just pick out
Eat, no I'm banning everybody don't ban everybody because there's like a hundred people typing it
You know, just keep it in sub only real quick. I am we're gonna go e-mote sub only as well
So, Shark Sack Trash for the sub-assment of 3, Sack for the 2 Gifts, it's grew and
weed for the sub-skate.
They give it a fuck, it's 25 subs.
Don't take it out of that.
Take it for the 25 Gifts, keep it an email, only for a minute here.
I grew thinking for the sub-skate, they give it a fuck, in the 25 Gifts, I'm sorry, my
chat's not celebrating your subs.
They're being put in time out.
Your 48-hour data is 10 minutes overdue, already put the data in on today.
I, Alex, Joe, Yankee, and Country for the sub-autumn for the sub-mf, they give it
three, I'd see one of the stuff I think of the sub-scape taken to the 25 gifted,
does that appreciate the subs there, brother?
Bradford, a sub-cognitive one for the sub.
Anyways, yeah, no, I haven't been drinking coffee recently, but I'm still
just ripping a gamer subs every day, codebar. Codebar, I drink a gamer subs every day.
Anyways, yeah, we're going to run Nightrunners pro-log.
Let's hop in, let's hop in, let's hop in, let's hop in.
It is a shorter stream today. I want to be able to get the games in. It just throws both of my screens.
Hello. Oh, it just, oh.
Ooh. Nightrunners prologue. We're not off to a great start here, buddy. You're freezing my computer.
Nightrunners prologue. Don't do this to me.
I don't want to switch streams. I'm trying I want to put it on like window borderless
report does this intro, oh my god, it's doing the intro, what the flat.
He did not need a controller for this, this is a racing game.
Skate for this one five-saw.
We see thank you for the dead gift.
It's really big of a five gift.
It's like serving the sub-class bag of the five.
We had to do this.
I'm going to turn down the music.
Turn down music, bro.
That shit is so loud.
Do you think this is copyrighted?
You know, you know in a sound stage, you've gone a little bit.
Oh, oh.
Some Debbie Rines.
Why is the mowny?
What is this name, bro?
Alright, let's run this shit.
Nightrunners prologue, flag-receive attack up this beast to kill them for the 7-gat.
My name is... we need a hard-ass racer name.
Looks like a sick-ass racing name.
They can't just be Joe Bart.
This, the pace, oh my god.
The pace, bro, come on.
The race is?
Okay, that's not.
The pace.
Because then I'm setting the pace.
They got to follow the pace.
I'm in the front.
Max for stopping.
That's just another fucker that already exists.
The pace maker.
I'll tell you the face is pretty badass.
The pink stop with the moaning shit!
Loading please wait.
No.
Oh, I don't listen, I go out.
JV's calling me.
What's up, the pace?
What the bitch is painting?
It's great to have you here.
Oh my God, wait, is this like your pan's rifting?
I know I said you could drive my car when you're here,
but uh, I sold them all.
Listen.
There's a shoe box in the garage with enough cash inside for a used car.
Uh shit.
Look, I gotta go.
I'll see you around.
He said there's a shoebox in the garage. Is that this is this figure?
Chat you keep a shoebox. Let me know. Oh
We got a boom box here
shoebox
shoebox. What is this bolted shut door? Do you have any fucking like a tiger in there some shit?
All right here. That's not a shoebox
What is a shoe box?
A shoe box like a Nike shoe box.
Right?
You think it's up here?
Got some pizza and cigarettes.
Out right here.
What type of currency is that?
What are Japanese people use you on?
You on?
Jan, Jan, no, it's Jan, what is you on?
What is you on? What country uses you on?
I'm going to move my face, Jan. I've just got $877,000.
Oh, I got $877,000, Jan.
I got $877,000, Jan. How much money did I just get?
five thousand five hundred ninety dollars. I'm gonna buy a racing car for
fucking five k. Uh-huh, what? I think I need to do shit, you. Go to the
computer and get on to the used car auctions. Yo, I'm really about to buy a
shit box. Oh my god, I can change the song. How do I change the song?
I can't, whatever, car auction. Oh my god, we get a pick one to buy. Why is this guys
face blurred? This is a little sketchy. It's fucking force security cameras outside the
lot. Are you going to let me in? Yeah, ask that cigarette kitchen beside. Chat, what
car do we want to buy? I got a low ball on. Whatever they're trying to sell me, I
Oh man, I can't even do that.
Can I see the car?
Sanis, Levisa, 8800 RS.
There we'll drop, we'll bring down motherfuckering.
Honestly, hey, this is in our budget.
Chat, this is in our budget.
Grade one, it's a manual.
think they're all going to be manual, significant oil leak.
I think we go next car.
This thing has problems.
This thing has problems.
Is this the only car?
Don't tell me I have to buy it.
Don't tell me I have to buy this car.
Oh, no, I can go.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
How much are these motherfuckers?
And I'm under two, you know, I need to have that type of cash.
All right, let's keep the cheapest one.
It's ugly.
Yo, I don't care if the car is ugly.
That's not the problem.
That's not what we're looking for.
We're looking for some shit that's fast.
This is a full tank of fuel.
Missing keys.
Key cars starts with a screwdriver.
Oh, so somebody stole this vehicle.
I think we're not going to buy the car.
the car, that was stolen off the side of the road. I don't really know if I want that.
There are all the same car. There's one has no problems.
Real-wheel drive manual 1.5 grade 1989 has turbo 2 liter.
Yeah, let's take a look under the hood.
Uh-huh.
Now, as of right now, chat, thoughts on that one.
I feel like the third one's probably the best.
They're all 1989.
That one's like the best in budget number three.
Oh wait, this is how many miles they have, too.
I like the third one, let's look before it.
Four, eight, two.
This one's sexy, sleek, purple.
Purple, like a cherry red, smells of cigarettes.
That's not a problem.
We're going to be chasing smoke into the car anyway.
Strong smell of cigarettes, you think that's a problem, buddy?
That's an added bonus.
I kind of like that one even more, but that one's more expectants 70,000 yen more, really at 870
This one's grade 3. What is grade 3 the engine? No, you know, I feel like we just read this one now
The fourth one. I kind of want to buy the cigarette car
We have a hundred thousand left in case we break something. You know you like don't know what's gonna happen
We'll buy for
And this car is a manual transmission and cannot be changed
Do we buy an auto then?
Haha, hard.
Do we buy an auto?
Yeah, I don't think, you think I'm going to be able to downshift a car?
I'm going to have to race and downshift a car.
No.
Manuals more fun
Get the manual. It's probably just Q&E
Bro, but this one's like, oh
Roachat
We know this one's better. This one's better. What's your book out of it?
Chat look for a cat. I don't want to draw an manual
Fuck a manual.
This one's 3.5 graded, it's even better.
It has less miles, Chath.
Chath has less miles.
Chath, look at that engine.
I mean, look at that.
That thing probably purrs.
I'm gonna get this one.
Fuck you.
It's gonna tell me the transmission broke.
I'm buying it.
Fuck.
Manual's not better, Chath, trust me.
trust me, I get first place first race.
Are you sure I want to leave the car? Yes.
You just wasted so much money.
It wasn't actually $700,000 US dollars,
Chad, the end is worth.
You know, not a lot, comparably.
Look at this.
This is our car now.
Turn up the music.
What do we do with a car montage?
Alright here we've got a sadness.
Live this up.
18 or 1800 or S1989.
Look at this beardie.
Prime in its class.
Japanese order, Maviot.
Excellent.
Well out of its time, 138,000 miles, but with a little refurbishing, it'll be
bright as day.
Is this top tier?
I'm just not, I'm not going to attempt to Japanese access, I think that would be.
I have to change the oil.
Why not?
Why can't I touch them?
What do you mean?
Oh the engines, okay the oil's fine.
What's wrong with the engine?
I don't like fix the engine.
Oh it's the highest they can do.
This size is probably gonna look different on this.
I don't like fix the engine.
Oh! The 1989, Livisar, Livisar.
1,220 kilos.
Look at that exterior, front and swap interior.
The engine.
How much are the parts? Wait, I don't.
What do I need a buy?
Cooling's 89%
Oh fuck, chat what is this?
Radiator spark plugs. Oh, it shows me how weak each component is. I mean, do you think we need to fix any of this right now?
It's all 89% fine, right?
This is like a usable car
Clean it
I like how much is the part?
Fifteen K.
Chat, you need to get air filter now.
You need to get air filter.
That's how that baby purrs.
That's how that baby purrs.
You stole the air filter.
Yeah, if only I knew where the air filter was.
Yeah, I'm nice.
Install air filter.
How do you install the air filter?
I'm going to go race!
Man, how do I install the air filter?
I'm going to go race!
Man, how do I install the air filter?
I
You got to take out the old one. Oh
Wait
What the fuck did I just change
Know what am I changing? I don't want to fuck no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh my god I'm ruining the farm. Oh my god.
What do I do?
How it must be holding air filter to reduce.
Oh I have to hold the air filter.
How do you do that?
I'm gonna open the box, I don't think I need to open the box.
I just escaped, and I don't know where the air filter is running.
I think I just lost the air filter.
Oh my fucking god, I lost it.
Where the fuck did the air filter go?
I just spent 15,000 yen on an air filter and it's gone.
It's right there.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
So, where's the fucking air filter?
No, I don't want to end you swap
We're gonna race. We're gonna race. It was at 89 percent. We'll figure that out later
That's it
Yes, fuck that was that was horrible
We're at it. Oh my god, it's on the right side
are you playing Arc Rators later probably not today maybe tomorrow
actually like schedule
a box game crazy rip only a bash of the five gift of time to the side
almost midnight
you know anyway a brother can go and
Oh, you got a call on me?
Hello?
Hello, the pace don't be afraid.
I believe we may have a mutual associate who is unpaid debts within my organization.
Now you arrive here with nothing, but then exit the garage with a fresh sand, it's...
Never saw it!
You'll use that sand as soon as I heard it early in the back, what I know.
I hope you can drive so now I'm in debt to this mother fucker
Six six million
That cash is only for betting, repay your debt by winning races.
If you lose this cash, your car will be taking his payment.
Wait, what?
So he gave me cash that I took that with and I have to bet on myself.
Yo, can I just rig this shit and bet on somebody else?
Oh, fuck's up.
So where do I go?
I need to turn this one.
Yo, we're dying on this road, Chad.
We're dying on this road.
I don't know what you're right now.
Oh hell, though.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Trump.
Put it down, the fucking meal.
Whoa, so much funer.
How do you break?
How do you break?
Where do I go?
Oh my god, I'm testing and driving.
Don't talk to me. Yeah, you look for a razor racist. How do I get in there? I'm passing it
Oh, wait right here right here. Oh my god, Josh, you need just bat all six million myself on the face
Yeah, I think I'm guaranteed goodness
All in, I just pull up, there's just driving like fucking Lamborghinis, Bugatti, all or nothing,
dude in the game probably ends if I just lose.
It's half SUNY, G company territory, earnings is measured zero in zero, we're about
a change that chat call other racers erased but where of high rap racers choose racers
with rap close years oh I got to choose chugs open phone to view your rap I don't really
need a view my rap I feel like that's a little
well it's my right
Thatting cash six million dollars.
Oh, that's my car.
Where are the other racers?
Oh, they're all just like fucking post-at-out front, so I can figure that's.
Haruto.
Kimodo, Sporeshia, 2001, 280 horsepower.
Nope.
Wait, he is 3000 rep.
map, how much rep do I have zero?
Ooh.
It's under my Facebook zero.
3000 rep?
What about you over here?
Is this your car?
Is this your shit?
Yeah, it's car over here.
Yo, where are the other racers?
Is that the only guy?
You don't tell me that's the only guy?
There's no shot.
That's the only dude.
What about this guy?
2,000, he is a better Santa's libisa, but I feel like I'm a better racer now.
Chat, those are the only two guys I can race.
Oh fuck.
Take the card of the Los Sanos Customs and now chat, which one do you race?
I don't think we race Haruto.
I think Haruto would fuck us.
I think I got to race this guy.
this guy. Let me fall in there. Guys, you okay?
I should get it. You better now, basically my fucking
time. Guys, you can't propose this. 30s, I
know what? Yes. My rep went up. Hold up. I got to move my face
I just can't down a little bit more.
My rep went up a little bit.
Don't tell me they start this fucking race while I'm doing this.
I will freak out.
I have 150 rat right now.
Increase the wager.
Are you thinking I could have like haggled in?
Get it, it's almost midnight.
Oh, that's what we got to race at night.
I let's go!
Time's the case, one in one.
Me big dog on the street!
The pace!
Zero zero on my side.
Yes, stop right with your engine you fucking loser.
I'm a bit of transmission falls out of his fucking car. Let's get it. Flash out of
Yeah, cross that cigarette.
Go!
I thought I was talking.
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy, you get me?
Let's fuck him.
That can't be done.
That can't be done.
Shut up! I can't watch anything!
Shit!
Fuck!
Oh my god. How do I turn my fucking camera? How do I turn my fucking camera?
How do I start restart?
Don't eat $3,000!
How do you fucking value change your camera?
I have to pay out of my personal task for that.
How do you change camera angle?
I move my mouse and then I'm just facing myself.
Yeah, great for an aura at it. I guess I can't fucking see Rob Jalvin.
I was terrible. Oh my god. Now we're 33 grand in the hole. I have to win this place.
Yeah.
Start that shit.
Cross that cigarette. Let's get it going.
I'll make it back. I'll make it back. I just gotta win the race.
Oh my god, how long can you smoke that cigarette for bro? I mean, we're trying to start this up.
We got all the things.
Lock it now!
Slow down, slow down!
Whoa!
Holy shit!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
We're done.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
Whoa!
I fucked the car.
That's it.
That's fine.
The car's definitely fucked up.
It's not driving you as fast as a one.
I'm out of it.
Get it, give it a minute.
Go for it.
Is that the finish line?
Oh!
Oh, I thought I hit that guy.
Well, a little photograph to mark the memory.
Dude, I didn't even need to restart the race chat.
We could have won that.
I just race in 33K.
Dude, this is a fucking straight shot.
I thought I, I thought I had to turn around.
Yeah, watch out for the level wise bitch!
Thank God we didn't pick him in!
Thank God we didn't pick him in, you will farm!
What's the track?
The pace.
Yo!
That motherfucker dies, Jay.
Did not finish 0.6 seconds after me could be bring on that I was so far ahead of that mother fucker
I was so far ahead of that mother fucker. It said it
Connection walks that you did not finish half a second after me
Yeah, get my wrap up
All right, well now my car's probably fucking totalled, so that's great
Why do you give me six million dollars to bet?
That's a lot on earth damn.
Oh, that's based on me.
Your piece of shit!
Son is living off, eighteen hundred R.S.
was taking up the entire road.
Digigate, why are you talking about double or nothing rematch?
What? I wanted to do it. I thought I had thought I had accepted.
What?
I thought I had accepted. Oh, my god. Do you think you was hustling me?
How does getting back to touch an APA for point x point one sound?
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, that takes a cut of my money.
To like fast travel?
Oh my god, I'm just gonna rip another race.
I feel like I need to upgrade our car, right?
Surely this is stupid if I rip another race.
G.C.E. territory.
1-0, 330-K-N earnings-trapped.
I'm fucking cooped up.
cooped up right now.
Really these other fucking shuds at.
It's die-secate here.
Now that's how Ruto...
Sucora.
This guy's the same exact car as me.
But he has 350 horsepower.
How much do I have?
I have way less.
you know I kind of feel like I could beat Haruta
that I feel like I could be Haruta
I'm gonna see how much he bets
and he's betting like a million bro, it's over
only someone like you can drive that bad way
When Politell corroborate for those is a front that's $199 dollars a year except the place except the offer
All right, and if I lose, chat we just we just drive away. I just don't pay him. And then he kills me
his car so bad asked out
I'm fucked
Is this the same race if this is the same race I have the advantage because this is a different map. I went back to the same exact station
I was just right
Oh my god, like this is unreal.
Nooo!
Fuck you, dude!
Now there's no given back.
Oh, fuck it's different.
Oh, fuck it's different.
Oh, pocket difference.
You want to gain at the start?
Why?
Maybe a hard turn coming up here.
Come on.
Oh, I need to talk about running the needle, buddy.
Holy shit.
Put out.
Oh my god, I see no.
There's terrible changes with fucking y'all!
I can't see anything!
Go!
Go long way!
the best way to remember.
Only shit I'm so good at that.
We're almost there, so that's the chin.
Easy!
What a flag.
Give me that.
He got double or nothing, you know he is.
Then I didn't know he died.
Now we got to customize our car, bro.
got money now. Yeah, give me that left, bitch.
Give me that left. Over a thousand. Over a thousand.
Give me a thousand.
Easy.
See, now we're being honest.
See, see, see, thank you. Now we're being honest, right?
First race of 0.5 difference my fucking asshole 4.5 difference. That's real
How do I get home? I want to go like upgrade my car
Reduce rival crew map control to lower PA strength.
Low PA strength equals high reward graph, high PA strength equals low reward graph.
What the fuck is that?
What is PA?
No, I don't want you to get me back.
Let's take the back of the lodge.
Where am I going?
Where am I going?
I'm still fading out.
No, I don't think they need to stay with Pennsylvania on the Japanese racing game.
It's a parking area.
Chat, how do I get back?
How?
How do I get back?
How?
How do I get back?
How?
How how do I how do I oh my god jump to garage
Or you get asked you just have to press a button and it just bring you back to the garage
All right, so we upgrade our car
I could probably get a new car now
How much did I pay for this one?
Now, I paid like $600 for this one. I've made like $500. I can upgrade the car. $600 for me.
On what? The day?
Oil's firing, it's as the engine's fucked.
Exterior spots.
Well, let me actually just walk in the car.
I did crash it once, but it looks like it just has scratches on it.
I need to get an engine upgrade.
five parts here we go okay turbo honestly bro it's all still just the same
shit like nothing went down I want to see that fucking air filter I want
But yeah, we're buying the air filter again. I need to know how this works
Okay, okay
All right, we bought an air filter
How do I fucking put it in the car?
That's the stock air filter. What do you mean you bought another stock one?
What does that mean? What do you mean? Like I bought it. It's the same one you have right now. Oh my god, so that's why it won't change
I already have it
Must be holding error filter to remove
how do I have better one than stock how do you buy a better bro is it all stock it's all
stock shit you need an upgrade package how do I get that through I'm assuming that might
I'd be like a mission and then eventually they let me like race and buy it.
Wait, actually?
I have an idea.
Because I know this computer has stuff on it.
Open a box.
I can't open a box.
Also the box is disobedience.
I think it is because I literally just have that exact air filter.
What is that?
go to sleep. See, notice the car auction. I just want, we're not buying a car right now,
I know we don't have enough money, I want to see how much they cost. Because I know some of the
ones, I know some of the ones all the way at the bottom were like damn near million. Oh, yeah,
They got this.
Well, I actually want to see it.
Cold.
Cold.
It's a manual.
Yes.
Yes.
Reef.
It shows on the side how many options there are.
You just hold on the box and open it.
So do I have to buy another air filter?
You're not to buy another air filter, is that what you're telling me?
Yes, there's no way.
No, there has to be my part left to be lying around somewhere.
They're not.
Bro, they just disappear.
It's in your inventory.
I don't know if you think I know how to fuck it over my inventory in this game.
Keyless storage.
Alright, well now I have to go back in.
my dog.
Here.
Step.
Air felt hurt.
Step.
Step.
the
cell of a stock air filter
I don't think I should be doing this.
What am I doing right now?
Am I selling?
Dude.
I think I'm selling my actual part.
I think I'm selling my car parts.
Like, I... What am I doing?
Infinite, but he's quite, it's not, it's not an infinite money though.
So what did I just do? I just made money.
money I sold a I sold an air filter. How would I still have hair filter? How would I how would I just sold I bought to I sold five I bought to I
How about just do that?
So now I need a buy and air filter?
I
Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. There it is. Okay. No no no. Yeah, now you could buy
you could buy different like beef dot parts. What? I feel like we buy like a street one, right?
I get worse cooling.
I want better cooling.
180k.
out of to the car, Chappers, Warging.
Warging like crazy.
Spark plugs, Terrell.
See, I'm turbo street 230k.
I'm spending money to itch.
I'm spending money. I just went for it today.
Yeah, I bought it all.
delivery cost
wait so now it's all it's all in now right
it's all in now right
The filter isn't in.
So, if the air filter isn't in, I guess I guess our cars just blowing up, okay?
At this point, because I'm telling you I can get that shit out.
Bro, can you really upgrade the exterior car like that though?
Should we look at that?
We got no money, actually, let's say.
We don't got any money.
Oh, you can really beef up the fuck out of your car.
No way.
You can like, break up the mice everything.
Why is it also fucking expensive?
Why is it trunk 500,000?
A spoiler?
Yo, we're gonna need to get a spoiler next, right?
That's a million dollars
Oh, they got sick ass exhaust too.
Okay, okay, we off-gating our engine, that's all we need to do right now.
Alright well now we got nobody. Do you think I needed to have that money to pay that guy back?
Like I feel he's gonna kill me.
Oh wait it's next day.
Oh wait no it's not. I have a mistake.
If he steals my car...
Oh my god, if he calls me and says, we're gonna need to repo your car, I'm gonna
C'mon, what the fuck? I won both of my races.
What the fuck? What else would I have done?
He's not call me 12 hours remain.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe.
The pace.
We're gonna need to steal your...
We're going to need your car in the pace.
All right, our car looks exactly the same, but chat, we got way better engine
shape, like this thing's probably going to fly.
It's just that literally the price of the car upgrading the engine.
Not the engine that engine parts.
What did we upgrade the air filter?
The turbo and something else.
Oh yeah, this thing is steams.
Man.
Oh fuck.
Put this areas.
Huge.
Mysterious location.
Where am I?
Should we drive to the mysterious location?
Oh, Jack, this thing's gonna roll people off in the sun.
the fox in the scariest location.
I don't think there's anything mysterious about that location, it's just like a gas
It shows where everybody's where it's like, oh, why are rabbits trying?
Oh, so this is like how you find different racing areas.
Like, let's try and get it.
This is Niagara's. Yeah, Niagara's fell off.
I'm not ready for this one, but I think we got ready.
Well, I got my major scratching up the car a little bit.
Yeah, we'll turn around. Oh, sorry, sir.
Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry, sir.
of
horse kicking back a little bit here
I don't really know where I'm driving the GPS is really
taking me to that light
I think I'm going against traffic right now
I think I need to I think I need a three point turn around here
Wow, this thing has trouble getting a tent going to
buttering. Should I do the time trial?
We don't worry it's just buttering.
You know why is it dripping?
I just want to find a different basic body.
Joe did I buy with drifting tires and some shit with Al's happening.
What the fuck? Why is my car?
I'm not wheels apart.
Oh I'm gonna crash.
I'm going to be in the wrong direction.
It's getting to my life.
The Moorg 3, I have no idea.
I bought this game 10 years ago.
This better be a racing spot.
Oh my god, it's a fucking time trial.
What are the fucking time? Let me just do one.
I'm gonna go raise people for money.
3 a.m. to 6 a.m.
Are we dead ass?
3 p.m.
3 a.m.
I'm not a half tank, I don't need a refill.
Yo, we're driving into this fucking car.
Hey, what's down?
Oh, it's right there.
Skip game.
One of you need to switch to your 47th.
Oh, we're going to get, uh, come on, coming Jurassic Awesome.
Okay, we're here.
I'm racing the baddest motherfucker here, Jack.
I don't give a fuck.
They could have 10,000 rep driving out of 1,000 horsepower car out of the race and a million dollars in the line for sure.
I'm sure.
I'm two and out of this, undefeated.
Oh, let's see what they got in store for us.
It's my car.
What's you got here?
Nice gay, bro. I ain't racing your bitch ass again.
Haru just been calling my name.
And we did just beat Sakura. Wait, no, we just beat Harrod's out. Yeah, we gotta we gotta play it Sakura
Pretty for 50 horsepower
Our Apollo, dear, uh, Blitz to keep our east
Call them
You'll make food nice more milk. Wait, I'm gonna say that like an anime character
you'll make a nice what how would it how would like vodka go
sound
definitely you'll make for a nice moonup
six hundred k
pop it
is there if I reject can I counter offer or is it just I I
that's just over I think I have to take their offer
I kind of want to raise some and I hope he doubles or not things, but I'm also getting ahead of myself like I'm gonna win this
We don't know yet
But I've been smoking these people dude. I think I picked the right car
Pink slips on the line. I just steal your vehicle
I just lose my car.
Yeah.
I don't think you know what you've had in store for yourself.
Sochara?
Little do you know, Mike Tarr has something under its hood.
A time bomb.
Oh, no, he has under to a white tour clock.
Bye!
I need another headlight, I should have been here.
Oh my god!
That was the easiest race, that was actually the easiest race.
of all of them. That guy sucked.
Yo, you know what we got to play one day chat? I got to get into like a need for speed game.
We just like grind that shit out.
I love racing games like this, where you like make money and just upgrade your car and shit.
And not like competitive ones, like street racing.
It's like, I don't like the ones where it's like F1.
Um, well, I want to go race somebody that's just suck.
I mean, I'll get right back there, honestly. I don't really give a fuck.
Force of Rhyzen, I played Force of Rhyzen.
It's not like that. Like, I like the fucking Japanese like street racing games.
We're like, dude, what's that?
What's the need for speed?
Where does...
It has a little John on it.
I think it's need for speed like street or need for speed something
Heat whatever that one is is the best need for speed
I was playing that like my halftone 100 round maybe I don't know
To the whoa
It is need for speed for it is it is rivals
I mean GTA 5 is pretty good racing game though, it's what it's not, I don't know, you know, they really should add in GTA 6 wagers
You know how fun that would be dude. Do you think they would add that in GTA 6 if they had wagers
We're like you could do a regular race, but you could bet your like online not like IRL money, but like your in-game money on it
That'd be sick
They gotta have somebody else here. I know this is a prologue, so this is kind of like an early data of the game
Let me tell you this game's fire right now for an early data. It's got more racers, man
But it said I know there's other shit on the map. It's just like I don't know how to get there
They're really explaining
I need like a new god
Because these guys suck like I fucking wait who's this?
five hundred and thirty horsepower six thousand six hundred and fourteen
rath. Pearl has his own website on his fucking
libysol. Is this you? You're a nice car you got here buddy.
It's not cigarette, that's what brand.
Who can't we crush is okay?
What ever we put on the line, I'm taking it.
I saw your latest one.
You just got lucky.
840,000 dollar wageer.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
840k. How much is that? Like 6 grand? 6 grand, 6,000 USD.
That's not even like, I mean that's not that much for like the caliber and street racers.
These guys are like, they're putting 6k on the line. These guys are like
like seasoned racers like they're just posted up outside of the fucking gas stations
fleet and for people to travel. Like I would assume they'd be putting like 20k on the line.
Flash on that lights. Meaning. Meaning. Meaning.
I'm telling you I have that perfect place.
I'll just touch back.
I've never done.
Just be going to shut up.
Yo, you know what it is, you're trying to manual.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Yo, he's acting like he's acting like I'm faster on straight.
Oh, shit, shit!
You kidding me bro?
Why do they but when is it a challenge?
Like, I wrote the dark diet!
Okay, I'm almost almost assuming there's like 10 seconds after me.
Cause he wants catching up on the first fan.
This is also the first area.
This is the second and the wrap goes.
Oh, give me a challenge. Give me a guy that doesn't suck. You don't up the difficulty.
You can change the difficulty how.
You're doing your dirty racing scumbag to be another chance.
Double or nothing.
Okay, wait, let me pause it before how do I up the difficulty?
It can settings?
I didn't know there was a fissie. I thought it was just like whatever the game is. I didn't know there was a physical difficulty.
Oh, I better not fucking start.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Who the f****'s cozy?
Toysy!
My friend is very bad, just we can't afford to lose this bad.
you were not thrilled for money I can't pause I can't pause I can't
pause during a race we have to change the atmosphere one point two million
the frail, walk.
Oh my god I don't think I got it. I cheated.
He wants to be out!
He wants to be out!
I don't know why.
I can't afford to lose this place.
Hey, Bob.
Hey, Bob.
Get ready to take out a nice blown body.
No!
I'll fuck it on my car!
I turned that shit from that!
It was on media, fuck.
It probably won't change this race.
I'll see you guys again.
Yo, this guy is going to be picking up extra shifts at the 7th of November, pay me back right now, this isn't saying.
This is insane.
Double or nothing, buddy.
Bad idea.
Oh no!
Yo, yo!
Watch Rupor now thing?
I get your car!
Watch Rupor now thing!
I get your car!
Watch Rupor now thing!
I get your car!
Watch Rupor now thing!
I get your car!
I got that motherfucker in worse this session coming!
3,444!
3,444!
3,444!
344, 344, bro, I laughed your ass.
Why are you betting me again?
How'd that bro?
It would be like, okay, you double or nothing?
When you're like, yo, you play like a loser
and it was like photo finish.
What the fuck?
That's it, it was awesome.
Yo, I turned that shit all the way to the max, right?
I want this game as hard as possible.
Yes, four.
I
Didn't your call bringing back fuck I needed that cash man
Nowy
I don't want to go to the garage now.
I want to go back to the badding area.
Dude, what are these?
The mysterious locations are time trials, right?
No, these are PA's, bro.
Okay, no, that's what it is.
Check, green is, green is time trial.
Blue is PA, so should we, where are we right now?
Where am I right now?
Where the fuck am I?
I'd like to see where I am.
Where am I?
You're at the garage?
I'm not gonna have the garage, I'm not going to the garage, you can't leave.
We're ready to play for the next 20-30 minutes, I'm gonna have to have the whole
I'm not far from that.
Actually, I might be far by far again.
We are kind of rolling in cash right now.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I think he lost us.
Oh!
She's... she's me.
She's me.
Our squad out of them, Sarah.
I like you out there.
Oh my god, it's just so fucking annoying.
There's still one thing on a light-up this game right now, like I haven't no idea where I am.
I can't see myself in the map, and I just want to fucking get to like, on area.
Like, when you go to this one, put that in the GPS.
Is that GPS?
You're gonna turn around either way.
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna pick blue beacon in the sky, that's where we got to go.
Next got to be a test, got to be a better man.
Where am I going?
What the fuck dude? It's the line on the mini map so small.
there we go now we're going the right way what was that
what was that oh my god that was the right one
3.
You should kill your barber.
I know for a fact you have some fuck ass haircut yourself bro, I guarantee you you
look like a shud type on your phone right now.
I would fucking take that phone shove it up your ass buddy because right now you're
Hawking out of your ass.
Oh my god, it's downstairs! Stop!
What the fuck!
I drove all that way, I drove.
I've arrived at my destination, why is the blue check mark a fucking speed track?
I thought it would be a race against the fire.
I thought it would be a racing spot.
Oh my god, I just made 30 plan.
We're back.
Unreal. Unreal. Unfucking real.
Why is that there?
Alright, bring me back for now.
There's one more race.
You run the wrong side of the road. I'm not on a wrong side of the road.
Oh my god bro, see what you came in and see that.
Not, not, not, not, not, not whoever needs this, talking to you.
and he can't eat here to get up there
what the fuck
how do I get up there
oh my god I need to get on the other side of the fucking road
why didn't I get on the other side of the fucking road
Well, I'm not a jump-it.
I'm not a jump-it-kirt.
I'm jump-it-kirt.
You can't jump-it-kirt.
You passed it.
Not good.
Oww!
All right, last race though, night.
Five and out.
$1.1 million in earnings.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
Or I am.
Chod car, chod car, not that thing, not that thing,
not that thing, Haruto.
That's me.
But that's my car, which is far over there.
What's this?
Bro, Casucay and Saccharide.
I've never, I've never battled with Casucay.
And we do have the AI on max level right now.
Yo, is this one over here?
Oh, shit.
Show that you want to go again from the third time.
You couldn't afford to lose it.
You think he's got money to spend?
Yo, are there other cars on the backside of his fucking map?
I swear to God, oh my God, there's other cars.
Akira, fucking 7,000 rep.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, you know, chat, there's other cars in this area.
See, I don't think there's any over here, I don't know, all right, yeah, let's go, let's go battle that guy.
I hear a, isn't that the name of like a, like a Japanese like popular anime film?
Oh my god.
And that's a racing movie, isn't that?
You drive an auto, did you buy it by mistake?
Don't mind! Don't mind! You're going to die in this drag race if you're on. Nine fat. Nine hundred and twenty grand.
Okay.
Yo, she's going to be twice as hard.
So we might lose this one. This is Max difficulty in this game,
and he has ways for X-Frire.
4x5 wrap almost twice my horse power.
Do you drive an auto?
Let me hear it, let me hear his car out.
Let me sign.
Let me sign.
Mods.
Dan's left left.
Let me sign.
What is that?
Tive your temp.
We haven't done an amplot for it.
What is that?
What are my tires?
I can't wait to see you again.
I can't wait to see you again.
I can't wait to see you again.
I've been a horde, oh!
You're not gonna horde, oh!
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
I've been a horde.
Easy to express my life.
Thank you for the million dollars, buddy.
Thank you for the million.
Thank you for the million.
Thank you for the million.
You want to run that back?
You want to run?
You want to run that back?
Or...
Oh, sorry.
The signal.
Oh, the signal.
Oh, oh, two minutes, 50 seconds.
Oh, two minutes, 60 seconds.
Oh, so you are three times as slow as me.
Wait, two, I have three.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?!
It can be very spot-raised, Jack.
Production's are fine.
Trust me, I'm also going to smoke him in this one.
If I crush him that hard, I don't know how he's going to turn up.
You all give him a little head start, Jack!
1, 21, 2, 3, go.
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Hey, buddy!
Look at that fat ass fucking tongue in full there now!
Fuck! I just fucking lost!
Oh my god, my first fuck! My first fuck! Oh my god!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Yo, you look at how many poles are across.
How does this look?
All right, no more shits and giggles, let's run it back.
Let's run it back.
In the case, the paintbride barely lost.
I would have caught him too, but I didn't.
I'm trying to run.
All right, it's best of three here, so whoever wins this.
I've got police.
I've got police.
Gotta get the tires warm, don't want to have a good grip.
I thought up an extent to decide that with cash I don't have, I need your help.
So shall I give you 1.3 million to lose the race?
No.
Uh, Yoshi, uh, why don't you go shop back to that stuff you're asking for me?
I'm ready?
That's the four next, last four minutes, yeah!
Four and three seconds left.
Thank you, thank you.
I don't understand also why would I take Toshi's money?
Because look, the bet's 800, there are the bet's 920 grand, if I win I get 920
K. If I take Toshi's side loss back, I get 1.3 million, but then I have to pay a
Kira 920 K. So I just lose. Why would I ever do that?
6.0, with one side loss, as I crash, not my fault.
I didn't like that pain that eventually I just won't be in debt anymore in that straight profit.
All right.
Well, do we, uh, do you want to run this back another day?
I'm, I'm down to play this again.
Customize our car like crazy.
I just don't like, I know this game's still in development.
So I know that they got a lot of stuff like that.
I don't care if you want someone paid me to lose.
And that's a lie, so she, because I got money offered to me as well.
me as well, so the Mastoshi had two sidements going on, just really nice sense.
I'm going to say you're a little liar, you're a little liar, Kashi, you're not
Toshi, a Kira.
Well, I know, wait for the Subtry Take of the Five, once you're about to go to yours
now like run on past way this morning. Rip the chat. I'm sorry for your loss. I'll be all right.
Black kit for Brian, which in shove up the sub, uh, still a thing of the three, uh,
I'll be getting contact, Bob, for the sub, the Tarsay, I'm taking it to five with who, uh,
beaver moment was saying, uh, use by YouTuber, the gaming beaver, uh, and then the chat
or type it in chat 100 times the screening, the job, our person to beaver moment.
Took you, think of it at three. But you'll have it through Andy,
punny, Andy, you already talking about it. One stream, bottom of Juicy, I'll take it for the sub.
on microjake also in it on multiple of some zack.
Goose J last E.C. Y.
uh, company Sunday for the Sunday.
I'll pick it in three.
Chief, they give three.
Uh, Steve are indica don't really have a preference.
Probably Steve I thought,
I guess though.
Also I'll pick it with the same gift.
It's next to the sub.
It's in race with the sub.
I said cross Diane for the sub.
Big figure for the three,
cross with the sub.
Come and look for the sub.
A rat pick up the sub.
I'll pick up the three.
Uh, guitar here.
Oh, no.
Not playing that.
Uh, okay.
And check out the sub.
Oh, and it lists for the sub.
Uh, off lip office.
Chance TJ Chris Chady will I'm exo feeling mob if I miss your sub I'm sorry rip past
They give the five gift is leave the sub work they give it a three
Do you fix all writing the years a bit silly? It's a tradition I used to give the five gift that's her thinking of the three-hinge
Blanc press thank you for the five gift it's
CD for the sub I on up on the sun state they give 25 gift this goes you take into the fucking sex gift
It's all the five gift is not they give it a fit up five I make music
I can't tell you what to do at your free time, not right now man. I'm sorry, I'm milky thinking of the subway from the side. Maybe my free time at now today. All right.
All right, I think we're going to save here. This game is fun. It's fucked up.
Thank you for playing. No problem. Thank you for having me. What a nice game. All right.
chat it's time now for some other shit do you run slots and daggers now or something else
way out of my fucking fix my face cam we're ending on Fortnite because I want to play
that shit around the uh the New Year's Eve stuff uh big and milky to the sub we're going to be
doing random games today probably two more games like slaps of daggers some other shit and
then Fortnite tomorrow's gonna be like the axe for two hours and then a game for like an hour
and a half. Then I'm going the second to the seventh, so two, three, four, five, six,
seven, six days. Posting on YouTube every day, then I'm going, we're back to the eighth
grind-in-out stream, for like a week and a half straight, charity shooting the 11th
for rent-cross, matching chatstone, those every dollar donated. And then we'll go from there.
It's going to be planning a front-slop week soon. Got to do dead by daylight, then,
as promised, from way back. I'm sorry, I've been delayed on that. And then a bunch
of other shit, more of the JCP, more horror games, more random games. If you have
I'm going to use you to play it by the way, but he also has to have game such that I think of the five organized your PC it is organized look
These are multi player games up here
These are games that I want or this is just to area these are games. I want to play one day, but I don't know land God of war and call of the land
This is horror games these are what we're doing today
This is another horror game. I'm probably going to be playing soon, but I was going to play yesterday
We didn't play today games I played that are just kind of random other random games that I've played of like different importance to me
these are multiplayer games, these are VR games, and this is jackbox.
Where's your wallpaper?
I have not loaded wallpaper engine in so long.
Do we want to see what my wallpaper is?
I don't remember what it is.
I think use wallpaper engine in so long.
Oh, it's just, I think it's like a Swiss mountain or something, shit, you don't want
to change it.
A little wallpaper, Amazon.
We'll take a cool wallpaper.
This is the one my friend has, that's really cool and now I'm going to steal it from him
and use it because I think it's funny, I think it's funny, so we're going to use it,
It's a dog gigant on the moon.
It's a little puppy gigant on the moon.
Well, thank you for the five.
Better than a dinosaur, Lego right now.
What Lego set?
Specifically, Sparkle.
Do you have any advice on feeling like you don't have an impact on anybody else's lives?
life that you're insignificant to person that's out of these me that I thought like this all the time already discussed with that
fair person I want to hear your personal take on it's our if this kills the mood it's not killing the
that apologize. I mean you have an impact on people's lives whether or not you realize that your existence alone isn't
an impact on the universe and everybody in general, but I mean you're dead today stuff you can just do whatever
you feel like you want to do to feel like you're impactful you know you don't have to like there's no
So it's specific goal that you have to obtain, it's whatever you want to do.
Your life doesn't have a set story that you have to follow.
You kind of write that story as you go, good and for the sub.
So it's really like whatever you want to do.
I know you're to pressure that anxiety might heighten that, but I mean, I can tell you
is that like there's no specific thing that you need to accomplish, you know, her and
for the sub.
I want to say that you're insignificant at all, all right, anyways, out fuck.
What do we want to do right now before Fortnite?
We're going to end on Fortnite.
Options are,
incradicer,
incradicer,
slots and daggers,
which I believe is similar to Clover Pit,
or like Balotro.
It's like a mixture of the juice.
It's a road like Slots game,
where you have like fight bosses as well.
You have a slot machine where you use items to kill bosses, I don't know, you have
like active symbols that you use which seems pretty cool.
Lots and daggers, Incredizer, which is a game where you roll dice for money and then you
kind of scale like that as well.
It's a very similar, it's like Bingo Dingo or something like that that we played.
creators we might do our creators tomorrow I'm not doing geometry dash
new I said I was done playing that I did to YouTube videos of it
multiple vods every single one of them was fully copyrighted it's not just the
idea of making money chap but it's like the fact that like literally like
vods on vods on vods like for like multiple weeks the vods just were
Everything was copyrighted.
Because every sound in that game is copyrighted. Nightrunners might be copyrighted too, but I'm fine with doing it one off time, but I'm just not that a rip that
Over and over again.
Once Japan's segmentized, we could do Japan's segmentized now, which is a horror game.
Japan's segmentized property.
I don't know how hard it is though.
I kind of want to do if I'm not trying to swipe people's hands.
I just think slots and daggers might be fun.
Lee, think of it as right, building the dinosaur fossils, time random source for X, 31, 100 pieces.
I feel like that's around the average that I do.
I like a stat that's like, buildable in like five hours, or sub five hours.
What do you not share, Daisy anymore?
TL think you have the stuff that I've answered at a million times, man.
Addison, think of it as three. You just play called with the land.
It's fun, and it's also funny because you got to clean up poop.
I have called with land installed. I want to do it one day with chat.
I just don't know when.
It's probably up to the S&P, we'll probably start
kicking up like God of War, and like Call of the WAM,
and we might do like Life at Strange, like that's one.
Like after like February or March,
when I no longer have those like days
or like day and a half filled of like Minecraft,
we'll fill that in with like story games.
I heard him goon for this up.
So if you have any of those games,
you don't have any to play a sentence there.
But Call of the WAM, I would definitely do.
And it's very chat interactive as well.
Chatters get in the game, which is really cool.
And you like sacrifice them to gods.
So, some of my chatters could be sacrifice, which would be pretty cool.
People are voting slots and daggers.
Do a mock, do a report between slots, and then just pan-statementize.
Sparkle, thank you for the three.
No, GeoDoc is no.
Ever in the silence held now, I'm not playing time with him.
All right, yo.
Copy it on 30 seconds.
I got a pass and then we're gonna hop in.
You
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You
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We're back.
Hall of the three.
Uh, been going for a walk.
It's talked about family sister two years trying to say positive really, really, really
feeling like nobody.
I feel like none of them truly care about any more of your videos make me feel a little
bit better.
Well, I'm glad I made my help.
I'm sorry.
You're going through that.
anonymous from the five gifted's meton with the son of the seven 11th of the three boyfriends
21st birthday happy birthday Johnny your boyfriend's birthday is on New Year's Eve
that's sick. I'm more in taking it to five my girlfriend committed suicide and I'm struggling to accept it don't know
to what I don't know to at all man what I'm sorry for the loss of your girlfriend man
I don't really know how I could help you there you know this is like one of those things where
chatters come to me with it and it's like all I can really say is I'm sorry man, you know.
I know you've probably heard that a million times already, but it's like I don't really know
what advice or things that I can tell you to make it better, because I don't really think anything
will make it better outside of time, you know. But I hope you all right, cool me for the sub.
T.R. I think of the five gifteds. Flex E-Rex C-Bass for the sub sparkle for the three.
Real and the time for the sub. All right, but yeah, like I'm not trying to just glance past it,
But it's like I'm a big suicide prevention advocate, but like I don't like obviously you're not going to want to hear me say like oh suicide's not the answer when like your girlfriend just killed herself. Like that's terrible. You know
So I'm sorry that that's happening. You know like I'm sorry that you're going through that you know grass horrible time for you to redeem vtuber bar fucking idiot
Horrible time, you know like what you are you watching the stream right now
Fucking refund that shit. I'm not doing that and why are you telling you literally what the fuck are we doing
Anyways, I don't really know what to say, man, that's not a sorry, you know, it's just, I can't really fix it, nothing will fix that, it's just, you know, you're mourning. So I hope you're all right.
That'll be you can't be big and Julia for some.
All right, chat, lock back in, lock back in, but yeah, it's like, I don't know, I think every day, I would say on average every day, there's like five or six shatters that tell me about somebody that died in their family, and so I'm sorry if it's like I, I've said this before, but I'm gonna say it again. I'm sorry if it's like seeming like I don't care, it's just like I don't know what to say. A lot of the time outside of I'm sorry, you know.
Like, there's nothing much more that I could say than I'm sorry that that person died, you know.
I don't know you, I don't really know them, so I have like an a personal attachment.
I still feel bad, but it's like I can't really, you know.
I'm not going to have like an emotional reaction most of the time, because it's sad,
but it's like I become numb to it almost.
Non-injury after the sudden.
I'm saying I'm sorry as the best thing you could say.
Yeah, but I still wouldn't apologize because it gets aggravating, you know.
When somebody dies, that you know and somebody just repeatedly says I'm sorry for your loss.
Like you hear that from like 85 people and it's fucking annoying to shit.
A lot should thank you for the five.
Happy New Year's.
Thank you.
Happy New Year's to you as well.
So I don't know.
I just feel bad.
So I want to like say that.
Your mic's muted.
Yeah, come on.
We'll see you in every brother.
Followed four minutes ago.
Hey, anybody I'm blocking you right now.
Peace.
Can't see streaming.
I'll tell you for the sub.
All right.
Anyways,
anyways,
kid, uh, call of the lamb going to pull call of the
limbs a long game.
I do.
I'm going to actually see chat.
This is not like organized shit.
The higher it up, it is, the less like in this group,
like if I drag these down I'll stare at them more and I'll go I need to play these games.
I know it doesn't look organized but it like this this is look itch games right here
random games random games games of the day games soon core games multiplayer games like it's organized
there's not in folders it's organized in me it makes sense to me tell you for the sub all right
But yeah, somebody also was like asking about like the games that I have like all some of these games
I played but a lot of them are just like waiting to play one day
Thanks for like if I clip some tech talk. I'm not I'm not TM new back TL. Thank you to the three
I don't respond to people's DMs haven't for many many many many years. There's a pair of sociology building. I'm sorry
If you're like clipping me I would assume you would know that beauty for this
whatever your DM is, man, you could type it here.
See, I think it's the sub.
But yeah, I mean, I'm not trying to be a dick.
It's just like, you just sat me a bit, don't know,
where you could have just said the message that you wanted to say.
You know, I'm happy to like, I like your clip,
but it's like, I mean, did you only have, like, this is your,
like, your only chats are about your TikTok account.
And I don't even know what clip of yours I liked.
Oh yeah, you just clip the hell out of me.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not responding. I'm not the enemy, really.
I don't know what clip of yours I like though.
It's all me, so it's just a wave.
Oh, the rich get richer one.
Oh yeah, it's this one.
I was talking about how much money I make and then how like I should be taxed the amount that I get taxed.
I mean, I, I don't, whatever you want to say in just type it in chat. I'll read it.
It's not thinking of the three.
Infinite of the sub-sum, thinking of the three native vice-eventies,
gone or left and I was getting left and I'm almost sure I got actually forced me to leave the country
and abuse me and I sister might see this is something you need to go to therapy for, man.
I, I don't want to say this is something that it's like,
I know I haven't finished reading your message and I will,
but like when certain viewers come to me and they dump their entire life story on me,
on me, I can't help you, you know. Like I am a mental athletic kid, I'm a suicide
prevention advocate, but like outside of that, I can't solve like your life problems.
You know what I mean? I really need advice. Everybody I've gone to is left near
laugh at me. My mom was a draw that I actually forced me to leave the country after she
abused me. My sister and I had that one to prison. I'm still in contact with him, but it's hard
to look at him and ask for anybody to get in my sister and I don't know what to do right now. I
feel so alone. I mean, I'm sorry you're going through that man, but it's just like from from your perspective,
like what would I tell you, you know, like I'm going to say I'm sorry, like I would say to everybody else that does this, but it's like I can't I'm sorry, like you need to go get like therapy, you know, it's like that's like a genuine thing that's like that you're battling with every day, you know, and I'm sorry that you're dealing with that. I could tell you that like life is going to be full of ups and downs, you're in a big slump right now, it'll get better.
But like outside of that I can't really fix the problem, you know, I don't know you I don't know your family
I don't know I can't fix it for you. I'm sorry. I
Like I was just talking about this like five minutes ago kill him for the sub-icc written infinite for sub. I'm sorry
You're going through that man. I don't know brother. You look annoyed. I'm not annoyed
I just think people don't listen to what I'm saying because I feel bad because it's like I'm literally right now
Now I'm talking about, hey, like, I can't solve everybody's problems, like, there's only so much I could do, and then five minutes later, somebody sends something that's like that. And then they're like, what do I do? And I just go, I don't know. Like, there's nothing I can do. Right?
It's not even a hard topic.
It's like there's nothing I can do.
And I'm not trying to say that in a sense of putting you down,
there can be stuff done for you.
I'm not that guy though, right?
I'm the guy to tell you to go get help.
I'm the guy to tell you to go get mental health.
I'm the guy to tell you that things might get better.
But when it comes to actually fixing your problems
and you're telling me your mom's a drug addict
and your dad's in prison, I can't fix that.
Right, like, so I don't want to say I'm not that guy, right, but I'm not that guy.
Killing to the subland, taking it three.
Is that I'm taking it three?
God, don't she knows you were going to be okay, I'm confused.
What?
I just got dumb.
She keeps telling me she knows we're going to be okay.
I mean, man, are people listening to me?
I, are people listening to me right now?
Like I'm, I'm, like, I, am I muted?
I, I'm sorry that you got broken up with Zav.
But our people listening to what I'm saying.
Or now.
My bad brother, well, T.L.R.
Are you gonna type what you wanted to say or what do you mean?
You're saying, I DMD, I DMD, I DMD, I'm not responding
your DM, just type it in chat. I'm glad that I liked your clip. You know, thank you for
clipping some good clips in me, but I sounded at what do I say? What was your DM? TL.
Like just type it in chat.
Like I'm waiting for you to type it in chat. Jay, thank you for the sub. No, thank you for the
five. I feel like we have the same conversation every straight at this point. No, I agree.
I literally agree. I fully agree. I think it goes over people's hands. They don't listen
me and then they just type the same thing. And it's like, I'll read your message, but it's
going to get to the point where I'm literally just going to have to go, I'm sorry, I can't
help. But then from their perspective, they're going to go, oh, what a dick. What a dick. I just
sent Joe $3 and told him about my life problems. And he just said, sorry, and moved on. It's
like, what else can I do, though? You know, I eat for the sudden. It's different. It depends
on the problem. If you're coming to me and you're saying, like, hey, I want to ask a girl
out on a date, what do I do? Like I could help in that sense, but if you're like my girlfriend broke up with me and my dad is like disowning me and I just
lost my job. I don't have money and rents to in a month. What do I do? What I'm, how am I supposed to
fucking help you? Like I don't understand, like what, I'm not saying, why are you telling me that?
But it's like, what am I gonna do?
But every day, it's like more and more people
just come to me and they're like, hey, Joe,
it's gonna get to the point where I just,
like, can't read Bitcoin, I was any more.
The real and shop of the sub, Jade,
take it with the sub, mode, take it with the five,
hand, take it with the three.
Thinking, being self-esteem,
or generating charity, caring for your community.
Well, I'm glad to be able to help
and I want to be able to help as much as I can,
but I feel like it's because I do like charitable stuff.
And like I'm constantly talking about mental health, people like perceive me as like free therapy.
Literally, I think like that, it's not like, oh, I expect to be paid.
It's just, I'm not therapy. Right? Like, that's what it is. It's not that I'm not free therapy.
It's just like, I'm not therapy. Like, I talk about mental health and I'm like, hey, man,
get help you need like my strategies help. I'll tell him to get help. And that's true.
But it's like, I'm going to tell you to get help. I'm not the guy that's going to give you a therapy session.
right ginger thinking it's right do you think you're going to play god of
worth some point rather yeah I want to reach out and say thanks to being
great I was also curious if you if I could continue clipping for you I mean
yeah man it's up to you I would just say like don't like there's a few
clippers that is like clip shit that's like clearly just for rage they are
like they use misinformation just don't do that like the clips that I've
liked the viewers aren't bad you know so that's up to you I appear down to the
right you should be obligated to help people you're very personal I think
that makes it feel like you have all the answers yeah I don't know I think
People think I'm like some like the source of information as well and like I just have the solution to every problem and so I like you got to keep in mind man like I'm 23
I'm not your dad, you know, like I don't have the solution to many many many many many many many many many many problems even my own problems, right?
like I don't know if I'm not a chef calling the onk, but I'm saying like relative to like most people that you would look for wisdom like I'm not wise
You know, I'm young
My line thinking of the three
You in a therapist Jerry to this up. I mean, yeah, that's just what I'm saying. It's like and I don't want people to not feel like dude
It's fine if you're like my grandma died of this
I'm still gonna tell you sorry like that's a whole different thing of like oh, you know
I'm just like I can't really give you words of closure that are that great
but it's like when it comes like people asking for advice on like serious financial
troubles or like wife problems like I can't help you, you know, like that's not something I can do.
So I'm sorry, but yeah, let's move on Mr. Venus for the cell.
Let's hop on slots and daggers. It's time to lock the fucking. Do you change game category nods?
They just want reassurance from you, but that's not what they're asking for. They're saying how do I fix this?
like you're I understand you're saying from your point of view you're going oh I would just want to reassurance
but it's like I can't I can't like yeah I could say oh it'll be all right but I mean I don't know like you've got to do things to fix those problems
but I don't know what you could do you know John for the sub
so I don't know I feel bad but it's like there's nothing I could do
I'm talking about that.
Can I pin a message saying to not ask you for help?
Well, no, because there's no way that you can
Word it in a way that's not going to come off dickheadish.
Because when people ask me, it depends on what you're asking for advice.
Like that's what it is.
There is some trade.
But use a certain trade.
Even for the five.
John, I'm sorry. I'm like if you're sending trolled donos, I'm just gonna thank you for the dono, and I'm not reading your fucking message
Maury on out for the three. I
Did this one year goes he can assurance it's really really so stupid. It was because what are you supposed to say like you don't know me
But I believe people see you as a comfort person at the end of the day. You're just another person loving regardless of the streaming
And helping better our days. Yeah, like it makes them feel better when it's like a streamer
They like tells them it's gonna be all right, but it's like at the end of the day
I don't know who the fuck you are right, so it's like
Like I could tell you what you want to hear,
but at the end of the day,
now I'm just repeating what you're telling me to say.
When people are like, can you tell me happy birthday?
Happy birthday.
Like,
all right, lock in,
but yeah, like I want to be like,
if that, is that reason it's helps by all means?
Yeah, that's fine, but it's like,
sometimes people debt ask come to me,
like expecting me to solve their problems.
All right, lock in,
Lock in tight locked in I'm done talking about this. I'm done talking about this nothing else
Caleb in the three say you're not a drawing
Would right in you and Brooks day they could send it to me. I'm not gonna look at it right now. Okay. I'm sorry. Yo lock in lock in
I theory on for the three walk in tracking for the stop lock in lock in lock in lock in don't stop tight don't send a bit
Don't know about it stop talking about it. We're moving on we're moving on even if you're agreeing with me
We're moving on. I want to play a game moving on don't send a fucking three-inch of that message
would be like, Joe, I fully agree with what you're saying.
I understand this from this perspective.
I get that.
I appreciate that.
I want to play the game now.
Lock in.
What, what, what, what a mile in.
Moose Lepard.
What the fuck is that?
Thank you for the fucking sub.
This will be an acid of three.
Lock in.
Slots and daggers.
Never played this game before.
Is this just going to throw me into the game?
Oh, it's the trials.
Okay, so I have to be five levels to win,
planes of paint.
Select equipment.
I got to move my face cam.
Also, if you actually can, I are per settings.
Turn that shit all the way down to the holy floor.
All right, we're moving our face cam over here.
So this is lots of daggers.
I think it's a game that is similar to Clover Pit
like gambling style where you kind of build a deck, but a mixture of like
inscription, which is like a card like boss game with lower pit. So I'm gonna be
getting a bunch of symbols and I have to beat bosses I think. Like a rusty I have
to pick a equipment. Slector your free starting symbols. I have a rusty dagger
which is 15 physical damage. Game one coin critical hit. I got all three and
What in shield grant 20 shield I'm gonna go at three
I'm fighting ago stop the wheel to fight the enemy how many spins do I get?
Oh my god wait, I could try and like get a jackpot here. I'm really got a fast trust now
I can't help. I can't have a bad.
Just he hit me. Oh my god he hits me. That's my health. I've ten shielded and a hundred
health. What are the coins for buying better stuff? I feel like I can't lose this.
It's gambling, sim.
Yeah, hit speed for like 16 every time.
But I hit him for way more.
And my shield just boost the fuck out of me.
What?
He has abilities?
Oh, it says next enemy action.
He's gonna hit me for 22.
One more sword.
Bro, what would that do if I got three swords?
Is that like a jackpot?
Should we change our vote? No, we're gonna play this game is that you trying to complain about the game because I'm not gonna move for that
Elijah for the three once to area don't know play figures for each acre of the sub use what's counter to the sub being taking it
That's big that's big that's
We still hit me. I don't get it like skip turn or anything. I just get more coins
That's huge
Oh my god, we just killed them.
Oh, you definitely want to have that.
Upgrade shop.
We would cost 14 coins.
Okay, so that's why you want to get coins
so you can buy better stuff.
But you usually want to roll swords and shields
so you're able to protect yourself.
Buy new symbols and upgrades.
Upgrade 50% damage.
Yeah.
Reroll show new options.
So that's just for different symbols.
But the algorithms can't help gain one coin in critical hit times three.
Point bag gain one to four coins and hit by three.
I feel like a coin bag's good if we're trying to make money, right?
But a banana also gives me a coin.
Coin bags ran down the amount of coins one to four.
Runex, take it to the five, get this.
I can't buy both. I only have nine coins. Express your sand and roll off this up.
No hate this game's boring. I'm gonna leave, bro. Don't care.
Yo, yo, here's the thing. You don't need it. Tell me that. You could just fuck off.
We just started the game. You gave it 10 minutes, not even 10 minutes. You give it a minute,
and you're leaving. That's fine. Just leave.
You guys voted for the game. I know I may have swayed that, but I want to play this.
I've been having this game in my library. This is a time of the day where we're playing games that I've been playing.
Shut the fuck up, it's New Year's Eve. Why is my chaps of dogs here today? Oh fuck. Oh my god.
I'm going to take it out of sub only because it's like one or two chatters, but literally if you can play, I'm just going to my mod's time you up for a month.
Leave the stream. I don't care about minus 3000 viewers leave fuck out of your room. People
I want to stare at going to stay if you're not a fan you don't want to fucking watch.
I don't give them fuck. I'm not mad at you. You don't have to watch everything that
I play. It's variety. That's all. Walk back in. Walk in. Type locked in. Let's go. Fuck.
I'm done talking about that shit. Why are we having every- it's every day now. I have to have
a talk with my community about how annoying it is. Fuck. You're from this sub. I'm just
done giving it attention, bro.
Not, not whenever you see somebody complain
for the rest, for the rest of eternity,
just time them out.
Just get them at a chat, man.
Oh my God, it's like they just vibe kill, bro.
Okay, I don't know what the next boss is,
but I feel like banana was easy.
Upgrade shop remove item, remove the symbol
from your real spinner.
I mean, do we wanna remove a symbol?
Wouldn't it be more valuable to have less symbols
because then I have higher chances of jackpots,
like if I'm only spinning three things at once,
I have a way higher chance to get three sorts
three coins or three shields.
I feel like four symbols isn't bad though.
I wouldn't want to get more than light, vibe.
We're fighting a mob with 160 health,
12 attack damage 13 heal.
Now!
Now!
Why he get a double hit?
Now he's going to shred my ass, boss.
You're going to have to beat him shield up here.
Dude, he does a lightning strike of 17 and a sword hit of 16.
Shield, going to 20.
Oh my god, the lightning hits my health directly.
The sword I could block with the shield.
So how the fuck do I win this?
I just gotta kill him before he kills me.
I need to get straight swords right now.
I'm gonna die unless I get three bananas.
Fuck.
Actually, now we can't.
I have to kill him this turn.
Big sword.
Four.
He kills me in Jackly.
Now, the reason we did that is because now we understand how the game works.
Now we understand how the game works, so we're going to be perfectly fine.
By permanent upgrades for your slot machine.
5% resistance against physical attacks, 10% resistance against magical attacks,
heal 7.5% health every turn per level.
Wait, my health carries over through each boss, that's awful.
I can't buy these.
Upgrade shop items are 10% cheaper.
I like that.
New game.
Oh, the Pethical modifier in.
Massive blade up to 35 physical damage.
Use a skill check.
What does that mean?
You think skill check means like I have to press a certain button to be able to kill it agos easy as fuck to kill
Agos some bitch ass damage
Soar thank soar soar you could definitely
This is skill check the 35 to be able to get it.
No!
Don't forget the three shields.
Fuck.
Is it a strategy to farm money on Agile?
No, because he scales an attack power.
So you have to fight them.
Oh my god.
Right when it passes hit.
What is this shit?
Punch.
Up to 10 physical damage uses skill check of the 80% chance to stun an enemy, white may
skip turn.
Just $10 to use, that's...
Powerups.
Gooda increased max health like 25, I kind of like gooda.
Get a coin upgrade too.
Healing spell, gain up to 20 health.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
TL, figured it through.
I was wondering if you needed a full time cliper.
I don't pay Clippers. I used to, and then I realized people will just
clip me and make money on their own, and paying Clipper makes like no sense.
Wait, what? Yeah, you said they tell God.
You did? Yeah, you said I would clip her. Well, I paid tell go to clip, and then I had
else's, I would just pay him to clip and then I would post it on myself, or like on my
channel and now there's people that just
clip me and make money. Cam and search for the
sub-rage thinking of the five gifted. Better with a
sub-holy pool, yeah I don't know the tell guys
do it with his life now I've been spoken to him
in my three years. Once it is on VR what's your
biggest regrets? I have no idea, right?
Speaking of the sub-ase thinking of the three,
I cannot think of the three. What kind of
do you want to travel to first? You're a
walking.
See like is it worth spending all the
coins right now bro? I feel like you want to
Remove ship.
Does this remove a random item? Oh fuck. Does this remove a random item?
No, I don't know. Should be tested.
I just got rid of the one thing that gives me coins, buy the banana, that should be
a coin.
Fuck, that's stupid, sort banana, banana, yeah the banana is really helping us out here.
I'm going to die again.
I am the master of Stilchax.
I'm the master of Stilchax.
Soar.
Soar.
Okay, that was bad.
We kill him here in our problem now. He's a good glass cannon. He can't heal
I've got that's really bad
Okay, he is doing a lot of damage right now
Two swords we can knock him out right here big
I feel like you want to upgrade your shits, upgrades are always the best.
I cost so many coins though.
Bowen Arrow, up to 10 physical damage, 10% chance to stun an enemy, big biceps, grants
100% physical damage from gold, or do I upgrade our QDA?
Now, I don't really have any amount of money.
You have to pay to use these.
This is so bad, that's so bad, why would I want that?
I don't want to pay, I would rather just upgrade my items.
I think we just carry on to the next, and then we just keep our money.
Cam and Axe from the sub-ride taking it to the 3.
Hammer Goblin.
3x11, so he's gonna do 33 damage on the first fucking head.
I'm gonna take him out this exact turn.
It's gotta be timetable.
Easy threat.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
chat this is calculated gambling this is like when you see somebody at the slot machine
I'm like that one guy that one old woman at the slot machine that's going like this
with ass rash because she's been sitting at the slot machine for fucking six hours that she's fully
thinks that she could change the odds by tapping the screen that's me
But I actually do change the arm, right?
Oh, shit!
Oh!
No!
Any stats?
Quick kill.
Upgrade the banana.
100% light seal.
Your ritual dagger's got to be worth it, right?
10 physical damage and 10 magical damage.
I feel like we get rid of the banana.
Get the coin bag.
I could gain health from that.
We could get the coin bag.
Oh, I upgraded the banana and then I just sold it.
Oh, my god, I'm such a fucking idiot.
Oh, I'm such a dumb ass.
I'm such a dumb ass.
Stop.
Get the coin bag.
Run, now we have too many items.
Lab-tall, these 270 total help, and he's going to do 47 fucking damage on first
head.
That's bad.
Ah, 50 damage.
It doesn't matter because it's not max health.
It doesn't matter because I'm not max out.
Oh God dude, 50-2 max.
I don't need point!
I need a hornet!
Oh my God!
We're gonna die.
It's over.
Nooo!
I've got to remember that.
Gigi's.
No, this game is fucking hard!
How, stake!
I like the crit chance.
Oh, you operate it too.
So I've left one of each.
Curse swamp black sanitary do you think?
You have to be that many bosses to win chat. You see we beat this today two three four five six seven eight nine ten
There's 10 levels. It's fucking cut. I like the dagger the sword
I like how it carries it over between each wand. I think the coin sucks.
Or do we just go dagger? I kind of like dagger because it does.
Wait, the rusty dagger doesn't have life steal anymore.
Didn't this use that life steal?
Shields don't do much. I mean, they protect me.
I feel like we got these three done.
It never had life steel yet, dude.
I'm sure of it.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Go for the sub-danny of the sub.
I wonder how many coins you have for the fucking max.
Yo, I was gonna say chat. I know when we play these games, they don't appeal to a lot of my audience
But like the vibes of chat once all those buckers lead is so much higher like it's just we're chilling playing a fucking game right now, bro
Oh my god, it's like I could just talk about champion. Oh, what item do you think I should buy it?
Oh yeah upgrade the massive blade he can name and then we buy coin bags what
5 coin bags so coin all my dog peak peak peak this is best set up yet
please free shorts
massive blades got to be the best item in the game dude the dagger definitely had
lifestyle. Bonus physical damage always active. I feel like we want the boots. If we're
going physical damage, gain 20 health, one-use return, cost $0 to use. The stakes pretty
good. Do we go stake? That was a different dagger. That was the ritual bag. That's what
It was um, um,
boots are steak,
20 health a turn,
or 20 bonus physical damage.
I feel like that's way better.
But I don't have anything I just need health right now.
I literally have nothing I just need health.
I only have stuff that gives me shield, which is bad.
The banana does give me health.
But we're gonna go stay.
And then I could also buy the banana.
Fuck, I need to get better at that.
Use your power ups now.
hurt. Use the power up, use the power up, use the power up, use the power up.
Oh god he killed me next turn if I don't hurt him. Easy. What am I doing?
4 down poison sickle grants 100% plus 100% physical damage that would make bonus
carries over the next turn. Wait, so you would want to roll a big biceps with a blade, right?
Damn, I kind of want to get rid of the banana. Now, I'm going to get rid of the coins, though.
Oh, no, it's level three right now. Going back level three is pretty awesome.
We have too many items that we can roll.
Oh fuck.
We're just gonna run it.
I should've done that.
I should've gotten a dude out.
No, I'm confident I guess that's bad, though.
Great critical hit.
Great critical hit, off-wrap.
I only have 100 health.
I'm already a half health.
Not ideal.
deal. I'm going to eat this day. All right, he kills me this turn. I need swords. That's
not good. That's not good. That's good. Oh my god, I needed a for him. Wait, I can use it every
turn, I live I've won health. I've won health.
No, I can't. No, I don't want to upgrade the coins again.
7% white steel when attacking. That's gotta be good, right? Power spell. This is also
a life steal. Is that your physical damage? Bro, I kind of want to buy this.
sell that sell yeah I might sell the coin bag I might not even know why
now now now now I should sell this I shouldn't have bought that
yeah I shouldn't have bought that
That's good.
We'll keep this.
I sold the steak.
No, I didn't.
I didn't sell the steak.
This thing has 388 steak.
Now he only has about 24.
I need a herd of him here.
He tells me this turn. He gets 50 health. Actually, never mind. He won't kill me.
Victory!
BOOOOOOH!
NO!
Oh my god I should have critted.
You have a stakes, right?
Oh I killed him that turn, he did.
I just need to get something that hurts.
Here we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I'm grunting the shield would be pretty good.
Fireball magic damage iron shield grants 40 shield critical at times three
That's just better
Upgrade the good
I like this setup
Oh my god wait did I just beat I just beat tier one that was the first level I thought every boss was another level
Who what those five how the fuck are you supposed to get to the end that was one level?
The beggar king once commanded an army of thieves
You tell stories of the grand siege on the Citadel, the Battle of Koon.
Now he guards the Cemetery-Date-Smoking cigarettes and counting the mines.
You're right, fight the kit 450 pallet.
There only does one damage.
Huh!
What a shud.
Oh, I swear to God, if he does 11.
He just did one damage three times.
Now he's gonna do 11 damage three times.
If the next one he does 111 damage three times,
I have to kill him this time.
I'm pretty sure that carries over.
That 300% physical damage should carry.
It does.
Oh, we kill him right now.
Brother Thron, items at me I never seen before.
Plus, five damage every time the symbol shows up to 80 physical damage.
We sell the sword, right?
That's way better.
And I can upgrade the Coinbag to level three.
Where do I get the good on?
20% bonus on healing?
Now I'm gonna go to Coinbag.
because let me scale the snatcher gets a hundred shield
tell him this turn oh my god
uh what type of fuckass skill check is this?
what type of fuck?
I told you I'm fucking good at skill checks one tap that one of fucker
steam roll in these bosses 100% shield, 5. Why would I ever get the blade? Do the
blade sucks? Oh, upgrading the stake would have been awesome. Damn it. Now we'll keep that.
to clean the door.
Boom.
Boom.
I'm fond of that.
I'm actually not our shield right now.
Take dog this 34 damage.
Now he does 80?
I need a sword.
I need a sword, bro.
Ow.
I was randomized.
I'm gonna run a fucking Bisherkin.
Okay, I just can't spend the Shrekkin for the fucking life of me.
I guess we're disfarming coins right now.
There we go.
You know, that one's so hard.
and
chaper role in body right now we need a
one
out
and I don't need more money
There we go, that's done.
Oh my god.
He only does 80.
Good.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Dude, it fucking speeds up right at the end.
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
Now I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna kill me this time.
Oh, I quit it in!
Wait.
No!
Oh, please, please.
Can I sell my coins or some shit?
There's gotta be a way I survived this.
The Cleaver Man, please.
I've won fucking age at 79 HP and he's gonna do age
Bro, that's so fucking lame. How many in essence?
The poison blade
Unlocks an additional wheel
Let's run back one more, one more, one more, one more.
One more try, one more try.
Oh, I can just start.
Oh, okay, so you get to start where you were.
So if you unlock a level you could keep going.
And now I could use the poison blade.
I really want to get that other shit though.
Fuck, that sure kid was awesome.
10 poison.
Do you think poison hits him every turn?
I'm gonna do that.
Boys and definitely, I say, hey, every turn.
Sell the rusty dagger.
I don't think I can sell those at the start.
It's just that items I can choose, it's me.
I got no shield, we're a glass cannon.
glass band and we need fucking crits like never before.
Now I'll see it hits him every turn.
But he's losing some, he loses some points due to poison could be really good.
If I could outlast him, he's gonna get hit.
Oh my god.
But it reduces his turn.
11 he kills me this turn
unless I tell him here
now he doesn't tell me this turn actually I live
as long as I do any amount of damage
I still die
no fucking way I already died
that's a count that's a count that's a count
that's a count
to hammer. 10 physical and 10 magical damage. Fritz hit by five. Up to the chance of
the Fritz. Yeah, you'll run out of action. You'll run predictions on whether or not
I beat this fucking boss. I'm on the idea. Boom. Shield. Coin. The hammer's go did. You know,
actually fuck the coin we go blade and I'm an upgrade to hammer yeah
go ask him and again run it back and then we'll buy the steak next turn we
don't need he'll see you catch we just kill this motherfucker
okay maybe if I could hit a strip one time in my fucking life that'd be nice
Oh my god you're stunned! Holy shit dude the hammer is the best thing in the game.
Hammer is the best thing in the game. His food, his hit just got voided. He couldn't even
hurt me. Monti-Ten-Mol-Jig, digging bomb for the sub Sigma and PSB for the sub 890-3.
You suck my toes, no kidding, you take him to the 3. Happy new year. Turn to the sub
ender to the sub dude, take him to the 3.
I'll upgrade the shield or the guna.
I'm not having enough money.
I'm poor.
Oh my, the police.
Cameron?
I love the chance to son.
He's starting to care about me.
Oh my god.
That is good.
The hammer is on the east.
again, carefully. This is unreal.
$2.
Increase max health by 50.
I do want to upgrade the blade damage though, the skinless walker, two times 28.
You dirty dog, three crats, they call me to still check out, thank you, hi now, hi now, oh my god, 30% more, see I need that.
That's why we need clean rolls, but right now we just roll through these bosses.
I just get no upgrades.
I don't really want to throw down the banana.
It's only going to be one coin.
I like the Vampir's life scheme.
Life steal's really good.
And then I'll save the coins.
600 health.
He's not strong. It's fine.
He gets, I think he gets stunned until.
Yeah.
What?!
Oh my god, I have to stun him three times.
Never mind.
Oh my god, I suck at crap, Chad. I jinxed it.
I jinxed it.
we're bringing it back stun hits the chaff
we're the only stuns input a first move oh he dies no matter what
easy yet again I like the upgrading a shield
Or do we add more health? More good. What does it mean unlock an additional wheel? I get four spins.
40 coins!
That was 40 coins.
Up to 12 physical damage, crit times 3 grants 20% physical plus 21 rolled.
You haven't been to the carryover, so that's terrible.
It's just worse than this.
I think we buy this Guda.
Pro this motherfucker's chat I should not have saved he's gonna do a hundred damage
He's gonna do a hundred damage first sir knees 700 health
Sonem, Sonem
Sonem, oh no
I need a stun here, we're dead
If I had bought the fucking Judah cheese, I would have had more health than I would have
been able to kill that motherfucker.
That is chatsball.
That is chatsball.
Chatsball, chatsball.
I'm literally blaming chats for that 100% of the times.
You're kidding.
Come on, back again, I'm addicted to this game now.
It's a fucking bullshit.
run into the same thing, and I'm afraid to bleed.
Oh, got a coin pouch, could be good.
I bought the coin pouch, but I'm just going to keep
way, some may say. I think it's a
Calculated maneuver.
Come on, come on!
How about that?
Okay, I could also get a really lucky on the hit.
How about that?
You could definitely, you could definitely time the fucking the spins.
Oh no, why did I do that?
and
all upgraded again another plus 30
while 50 six damage
crit times two so do a hundred and twelve
Alex thank you for the five gifted sir Alex funky Joe's act for the sub now for the four
it's an oj for the sub poisonous for the sub big mollit jake and montian cady for the sub
We have no money
That's way better than this shield the iron shield so much better than wooden shield
They cost eight
Okay, I just sold my shield and I don't have enough
I'm just so much shield and I don't have enough to buy this one.
Alright, well let's just run it.
Oh my god, the saving graze.
The saving graze, it works out.
I probably should revive a shield.
We're gonna upgrade my blade again.
Dude, I don't, I kind of want to get rid of a hammer man.
I think our, I think our sword's so stocked up right now that we really shouldn't be running hammer.
See the hammer's just a waste of it hit now I'm just getting tech
But you start to beat into me pause
Like what how much that does this a crap?
I die this turn
Fuck
Oh my god
One more. One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more. One more.
One more. One more. We're not running the hammer.
running the hammer.
Sure, a kid's better.
It's all the blade.
up the poison. Yeah, this is the match-in. This is the run. We got the Cherokee and the poison
blade. I'm so asked about that though. It's an impossible solution possible correct. That's
The problem is a shirt.
This fucking dude, now.
The person's ass.
I just need the skill cut so hard.
Maybe not.
If you get it right though, you kill him.
Like it's a guarantee.
the
one
like it moves right if you see that it speeds up and slows down and a random pattern it's unpredictable
I can't buy anything
feeling spell
I feel we save our points
Did any item that cost money to use is just straight back?
Actually getting a threat, it doesn't have to be dead on, you just need to be like the middle.
Fuck.
I really like the boys in the data, you get like three boys and you probably just went
around.
I've got a little description at that point.
This is the run I could tell.
Less than six months ago, I was living my father in first take over 16 pills day and
most of their set of sedatives.
I wish I could die when I sleep since I moved across the country with another loss
of a 35 pound single in the career in science spending.
I truly believe the reason I was able to see life, what life offers genuinely thank you
one.
I was able to help them.
Sorry that you went through that.
Thank you to the 1000 Bitties.
Manjeefe the subfut.
Thank you to the five different family and Bernie to sell.
we upgrade the poison blade. It's a level four. Yeah. One, two, poison, crit times three, dude.
We're kind of a glass cannon right now as the problem.
Oh my god, I'm on the fucking shirt in chat. I am on the fucking shirt and I understand
Now that's your first watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, he died this next turn now.
Bro, I want to upgrade the Shuriken 30% more with the awesome, I can't buy anything.
That's why I'm busy with this.
I keep buying upgrades that probably don't need a buy right now.
We're locked in. We're stuck in locked in.
This is the run. This is the run.
I'm a little bit scared of him.
I'm getting a lot of stuff out of my mouth.
I'm not sure if that's the case.
I'm going to get a lot of stuff out of my mouth.
I'm going to get a lot of stuff out of my mouth.
I'm gonna do 100 damage.
Now he does a 100.
And?
Oh my god, it's a three there.
What a nice.
But somebody goes down.
120.
it's hot it's hot
this guy's impossible to the last try I'm silliest last try
I got it so fucking stupid dude!
Oh!
Same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing.
Maybe I should have checked, is me one of the same thing, but reason I'm dying?
I feel like I'm just getting bad upgrades.
Now he's dead. Easy to put, Cale.
God, I really want that 40 gold fucking key, dude. Oh my God, but it's only here this round.
So I'm just starting to save him up like crazy. I'm buying the shirt again.
Dude, well, I feel like I hit that way more often.
That time's too, but this is a crit times 3.
I've 33 fucking points.
is
a
damage doesn't even hurt
easy for it again oh my god they can't stop me
Yeah, keep poison on that max self, 2-ceptive five right now.
Fuck, I can't kill them that round if I just credit them.
Mine I need a kill I'm here.
here. Poison kill. Poison kill. 40% damage on the poison or more buddha. See that's
the ritual dagger that we wanted. 10 physical damage, 10 magical damage, a hundred
percent life steal.
Resell the poison blade.
I need to be low on health though for it to happen.
Oh my god, this is it!
You can be an upgrade to the Shirt King next round, or my god, this is it.
Oh yeah dude they're less than enemies, the dads. The dads are less than
any of them. Okay now they're moving the fucking skill check a little bit faster
than normal, eh? Not a little weird? Not one that's so much slower, damn. I'm
one tap in these motherfuckers off the blade. Lightning enters other grants plus 120
magical damage when rolled. Let me scare his ever and that don't need that. There are a lot
of different pills you could do and you gotta get different items to deal with it.
That was about point. Time to eat or heard I'm here. Time to eat or heard I'm here. This is a die!
Oh my god dude, I get fucking three shields, shove him up, I fucking ass, I don't
fucking three shields, run it back, run that shit back, run that shit back, oh my
God, I need a place fucking fortnight though.
Oh my God, run that shit, fuck that.
Run that shit, the fuck that.
What is that?
Point eight physical damage per current shield.
That could be horrible.
If I have 100 shield that would be 80 damage, but they're going to hit me every turn and
then I won't have shield.
Why would I ever run that?
We're going all in on fucking poison, dude.
I'm gonna go success of skill checks,
transfer a reason for the current wheel,
oh my god, who leaves let me have that.
Give me that next round.
That's insane.
This game sucks, go test your soft buddy.
Bye.
I'm splitting like crazy right now, too.
And I'm still just getting murdered.
I mean, how does he have this much health?
This is the first fucking die.
if I roll free shield again
I got no money man. I'm fucking broke. I'm broke fighting this fucking guy.
I can't mess those crap.
Well, compoys and damage, watch, take it with the five gifts, cowboys with the five
gifts, looters, see, mac and pin for the sub.
Uh, Joe thinking of it a three.
Uh, key and Luke up the sub, uh, cowboys with the sub.
I have a gotten a crit on the poison now.
Almost died there.
I'm gonna die this round.
Now, this one sucks, never mind.
It's the easy roll.
It's, is it to do to after this for the one at, is it to one after this or two more?
That's like impossible to kill.
You die.
Oh.
See, dude, investing in poison damage could be the fucking move, man.
Oh, my god.
Like a child, like an absolute child.
Now he's going to fucking kill me next round.
Can we kill him next time?
It's getting close though. See you like I'm already do it. I'm going to fight whenever that fucking fat ass
Cleaver guy comes up. It's cooked. It's so cooked. Oh my god, do I want to switch it up now?
I'm about to buy our health, man.
I buy more health or more shield, plus 50% shield would be only 45 shield versus 75 health.
Buy more duda.
Oh, not this guy.
I'm alive!
How am I alive?
Come on....how am I...how am I a lot....
One more....
One more, your so-called dude it's so close. He has to be in the last eye.
This is a great start because that's the better item.
This is such a better start, such a better start. No, this is actually the last run if we fail here. I'm giving up. At least for right now.
That's the only so much fucking better. It's not even close.
That like almost maxes out my shield on just a base kill level one.
Okay, the Shuriken calls to me, the Shuriken it speaks to me, critical success
of Skillchacks grants a respin of the current wheel, yes, yes.
Okay, starting off pretty bad, yeah, I need a land like I'll conjure to those in a fucking
row on that last guy, that all of a trashing here, we're just placing in the fuck
got him.
We've been that bitch. We've been that bitch.
Oh wait, no. 100% shield, that's awesome. Give me that. Give me that. I'll save me.
REMax, REMax, how do I up the amount of shield on the line of the home?
I know he's not gonna kill me they're fucked up but nooo Nooo I was so close
one point oh it's not him yet I thought I had to fight the guy
that's scary guy
I think we should probably out our house.
40% damage is pretty whack on that.
It's fine.
4-4-ed start, 4-ed start.
You're gonna give me like 3 sharekins.
I'm playing this as best as I can!
1,4,5
That's not it.
Well, I don't even, this sheet, the extra shield is pointless.
shield is pointless, like upgrading the shield doesn't make sense.
That could.
Axis did was just fell down his trail.
Oh wait, now now we're in the cursed swamp.
We're in a different area now.
Yeah, that's just moving my crazy.
If it's zero damage, the axe is horned.
The axe is terrible.
I'm selling it if we survive that.
There's a chance.
to
12
two of
I fucking
with it
all right, surely beside one time on the new world
all symbols will be
symbols will be executed to X next turn. And I can re-roll for free.
Fair free. We're going to go physical damage build here.
And the Reast 10 build. Oh my god, this is it. This is the last one we're doing.
I don't know if I need to have a shield as well.
Reasons free.
I mean why not.
I mean why not.
I mean why not.
You know.
You know.
I don't want to get up and play.
I can infinitely reach them.
We have the bill. This is the bill. I can infinitely just get threats and respawn.
Hold her
Light this is it
Fuck I missed
Dude how am I messing these? It's so easy to hit thank you
Alonite fuckin' down him!
A formal.
That's horrible!
Remember when you played Iron, you'll iron long?
Yeah, yesterday, pal.
We try to be relatable. What are we fucking doing?
Well, I'm a plus my damage every time this symbol shows.
Is that good? I want to see what that does.
I'm going to run this.
There has to be a reason to use that.
Otherwise it's just god awful.
Like what is the point in that?
Dude, it's moving, it's moving so much faster.
That's moving on real, unreal levels are speed right now.
Yo, that bomb is aaaaaaah!
Like what?
What?
Ooh, wait, does it double every time?
I die.
I feel like we sell it.
Wow.
Well, we're using it next turn.
It carries!
It carries!
It's loaded!
It's loaded!
It carries!
I just got to keep spinning it so it's worth it.
Fuck, oh my god, now I'm gonna die this turn.
Wait.
Oh my god, this game is a 15. This game is a 15. This game is a 15.
This game is a 15.
We're gonna play another bit. I love that game. I love that fucking game dude.
Oh my god. One more. One more. One more.
I mean, it's even a point in playing Christmas sport right now. We're not even going to see the ball drop.
It's 418. It's on the hour.
Damn, I wish I could start with the bomb.
I wish I could start with the bomb.
Dude, if you can infinitely roll, I mean, it's better.
Bam, Lee.
You could just build the exact thing you want
With the money they give me 1,100% coin gain 100% coins went rolled
There's that fucking thing
I'm gonna need an upgrade machine 40 shield
I don't know, but whatever
Do this, it's just like the vibe of an expression and, like, hoverpets same time.
I feel like I'm gonna die to this guy.
I've been pretty bad build right now.
I do have so much shield though.
How am I missing?
I'm gonna do items that aren't like these cracks anymore, because it's so inconsistent,
because I'd rather or not I'm hitting it.
He has one health.
to
do go in the bomb early on those of fucking
way
and selling the poison
I kind of know zero. Yeah, I get that fucking bomb upgrade. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we need.
I need to roll the bomb like a hundred times.
I need a rope bomb like actually a hundred times.
Oh no.
That's bad.
He's just gonna start checking me away.
I need that reroll shit.
Fuck.
I'm gonna die this time.
Nooooooo!
This game so hard, eh.
Play for them three.
Any advice, have a community that you have to people
on Shine awkward?
I think the more you do it,
that easier it becomes?
I remind yourself people usually focus on how they are perceived rather than how they perceive you.
One more!
Another one!
I'm not like who would ever go the rusty dagger, bro.
That's what I don't, you got to be a clown in this game to pick the rusty dagger.
15 physical damage.
Bro, shove that up your ass.
15 physical damage.
That's it sucks.
Why would I ever want that?
Like I don't get unless you're like spam upgrading it.
Boy demon man like watch
Gamble
Sealing is the nice good 12 physical damage uses skill check, which is that, all up to 12.
times 3, but it can't plus 20%. But does that plus 20% roll over? We want the respin.
I think we go on the fact. And we'll change as we go.
See, like I wish I had the bomb on the respin off ret because I'm not.
Okay, I just messed up. I just messed up. I'll just go fuck myself.
Yeah, okay. I'll kill me. I'll kill me to turn now.
Do you get a least down? Oh my god.
And if you just kept going, no, she's just infinitely fucking doing it.
I'm gonna kill him right here.
Never mind.
I'll walk you on the shield.
Fuck.
Yes!
Oh my, down for getting walkie.
I'm going to make it on the matter of time.
See, that's so ass, the scondanage shit.
I do like the ritual bag or life steal.
But I'd rather have that bonus.
And if you're up.
He had me three times thirty five, bro, this reds all the field.
Bro, I gotta start landing every single one of these hands.
I'm laughing.
Don't give it to me again.
Fuck.
How do we kill him?
15.
Fireball!
That's bad.
That's bad.
Unless the upgrade is like plus 100% every time, like why would I pick that?
I'm just not, I'm not picking anything, I'm just gonna say that, I hope you beat the fucking Warren Goblin.
See that shit?
Is that getting nothing?
That's that as well
What the fuck
I need every single one of those to be able to fucking survive.
Let me 29 shield!
Can you not heal? Get another shield!
Get another shield!
Another shield right now, be awesome!
How about another shield?
Yeah, plus 10 max shield increase. I haven't seen that item before. I think that's good.
I haven't fought this dude before. He just ripped straight into my house.
Oh my god, I need fucking infinitely one note back.
I'm on my money.
Oh, he only does hell.
Oh my god, that's what we need, that's what we need, I just need a fucking spam that shit over and over and over and over and over again.
That's good, that's too late to do the bomb, the bomb's after.
A thousand hell!
Two hundred dead!
Yep, you're semi-shield, just a semi-shield.
He's gonna two-tapped me!
Ow!
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh, 100.
206 damage.
That is fucking absurd.
That is fucking absurd.
How are you supposed to kill back fuck?
Oh my god, you need more to do that.
one
one more was running as the rest of the screen at this point
I need that perk, I need that perk, I need that perk, I need that
Puck.
Work, fuck.
Do the bomb.
and
Joe, let's do some weird shit. Wait, watch.
I just want to say, sell the sword.
And we're going to go like poison bomb build.
Just really just a slow play.
I think I got a perk for physical damage that which is kind of sad.
You think this is bad?
Bro, I feel like this is a scale crazy though, now.
If I just upgrade my poison bomb, like it was just, I'll do it like right.
This first batch is going to suck.
But then after this, I'm going to start doing so much damage.
And a poison is gonna get unreal.
They kill them right out.
And I-
Cause a big shield, it doesn't matter.
I have Buddha who I can buy a wife's deal.
I'm gonna buy more do that.
I'm gonna buy more do that every time.
Oh, the horn, Goblin.
Not the horn, Goblin.
I just wonder if I'm gonna be able to say a live long enough
to hurt like the bombs actually do damage.
Like that's what we need.
Hope you'll meet us, time.
Actually, no, he doesn't.
Well, don't be an actor, and if I don't get a shit, let it feel.
Or kill him right now.
I'm 104.
You don't mind.
I'm alive.
Yes, he's a ship's trash. Why would you ever run?
Do you think you want to run like no poison bomb?
I feel like you want to run like no poison bomb.
Like I'm always gonna go in the past.
Yo, fucking fireball bill.
80% more, and then Mace, I kind of want to just run some weird shit right now, see if it works.
It'll probably be in really easy skill chest, too, if I had a gas, I'll cut the bomb.
No, we're not doing the bomb, we're not doing the bomb.
I'll upgrade the shield now.
I'll upgrade the fireball.
I'll max out the fireball.
Fireball!
Fireball!
The Maze.
Fireball!
That's physical damage
Just spam fireball at a at the booker bomb
Bro why is it the fucking sure?
That better stay that better fucking stay I swear to God the
Nace is the worst shit ever
That's life.
We need to get fireball once, there it is.
Fireball!
I'm outie.
There's a possible.
Fireball coming into the vibes.
I'm dead.
Why would you ever run brothers like five items in this fucking game as a whole stock?
That's the one thing, bro.
I'm seeing why would I ever fucking play the other shit.
What is this?
Blood spell.
I could run that instead of poison, you get life steal and magical damage.
I kind of like that.
I kind of want to spamly roll till I get sure again.
This is the fucking wrong.
This is the last one we're doing in some areas.
but that's just better 10 physical 10 magical whatever it probably this is just better 10 physical
10 magical 100% life steel 19.5 magical 50 life steel is it because magic damage doesn't
go through shield, magic damage is just straight health damage.
So it's better.
Technically.
This fucker's gonna kill me.
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, it's ass, it's ass, it's ass, last fucking serious run bro, last
serious fucking run man, oh my god, I'm going the fucking regular to everything I'm
Oh, I'm gonna go cramp. I'm gonna go
Budah
Sure, I'm waiting
But now I'm just gonna stand where you're going so I can't feel
And then I'm a fucking sell that shield and then we run
Literally last time
I do want to perk that just to be more maxed,
cause I just roll so much seal that just gets like...
a lot.
So there's just overflow.
Okay, I'll just fuck that.
I should've killed a map around right there.
I'm gonna sold my bat, well I'm gonna fucking win it right here
because I tell you right now they're gonna win the boss.
Easy.
I just need good RNG.
See that would've been good.
a lot of poison which is around the box. I don't know what that note was on that,
but that's the... this fucker does some of them.
That's not a hundred damage. Every single fucking head. Give me two threats here.
Okay, give me one threat here. Okay, give me zero threats there.
I had to keep poison damage back.
Fucking stack.
I got more shield.
Oh, we got coins out.
I got a win this one.
big bro, he just has so much fucking hell.
I'm dead.
It's so ugly.
I
Well, like I won't want honest run, man. Like an honest run, well
Oh my god I just passed my money.
We spin this wheel afterwards, you say.
Now we're getting some good items, rotten sword, 10 physical damage, 15 poison,
crit times 3, that's just better.
That's just better than the blade.
It is.
Maybe if the respin thing. Alright, last run, last run, came to my way.
Oh my god, why did that build up?
That could be the best thing. That could be the best thing in the game.
That could be the best thing in the game. That could be the best thing in the game.
If that's just like Stan Leachridge.
Like over and over again.
I gotta upgrade that.
I gotta upgrade that.
fucking go next one, I'm saved in the coins
fuck man, I'm feralic
I bet if it gives me the sword I can respite them.
Dude, that's the build.
That's the fucking build.
I should have gotten Buda, fuck.
bounty contracting one point for every 20 damage dealt in a single attack.
Oh, max two coins. So you get two coins every turn.
Give a slow burn.
That's bad. I need the better shield.
Oh, I fucked it.
I feel like I understand the game now, like I'm telling you, I'm getting like
Diddy about this, this is like fucking, that's awesome.
Oh my god, I just need this to not need this shit shield.
save it. Oh god a thousand one hundred health. That's good so bad. That's just so bad.
He's gonna kill me. Like I thought I got lucky on that last one there man. That's a
I'll see a hundred and twenty eight damage for
Come back
Oh my god, no I needed that.
Oh my god!
I just got lucky!
We just got fucking lucky!
We just got fucking lucky!
I just got to upgrade that shield man because we're not getting another one.
See what it's bad, like before you need, you need a build like that to kill that guy.
He just 240 damage a turn, that's my entire health book, but she almost one taps you,
one more.
No, we're done.
I will run that back another day that game is fun as fuck.
We're not playing Fortnite today.
Shats, Shats, all right, fine.
We're going Fortnite and we'll wait for the ball drop.
We'll go in Fortnite and we'll wait for the ball drop.
It's drops in 12 minutes, right?
Okay, so if there's some challenging
I am with the subliminists, Caitlin, Luke,
for the subj, Audrey, and for the parade.
It should drop in 12 minutes.
Chad, I mean, did you guys find that game entertaining?
I thought that she was so fun.
Oh my god.
And the random other items that like build,
like that one poison blade we didn't get used,
that should could have been awesome.
Did you level it up and then just spam the poison?
That one respin wheel, the respin wheel
with the heart perk where you can just constantly cycle.
That's it, that's it.
Joe, take it in a three.
I'm not readin' that.
I'm not reading, all right, when it's SpongeBob, OG Zero Build, the ball drop, the ball
drop, New Year's Eve, 12 minutes, what if I died before the ball drops?
I just got to stay alive for 12 minutes.
And then you're trash.
So what do I fucking fly around in a car for 10 minutes?
Hide your stream.
I want to just watch the ball drop myself.
How fun that be.
Oh my god, guys.
you're safe. Where's the New Year's Eve at? Or at 5 o'clock in 11 minutes. Where does
it turn midnight? It's gotta be like Mongolia, bro. Now, it's probably like somewhere
in Europe like Romania. Somewhere in the EU. Somewhere from the EU. Let's gotta be.
Oh, that band, that's fucking kid.
Blaze saw the sub-DApex and Pythrafen sub, used back at Stan, South Africa.
Actually look it up, Romania.
Yeah, dude, all the Romanian fortnight players are probably going wild right now.
All the Romanian fortnight players are probably going...
The bull, the bull, the bull, the bull!
Wait, where's the ball? Where's the ball drop?
Is it not in zero builds?
Where's the ball?
There's no ball.
Oh, it's just fireworks.
It's only a normal mode, I'm leaving.
So normal zero build.
It would be a normal zero build.
I just want to be an OG.
It has to be normal battle royale.
It's not a normal battle royale, bro.
It's in nine minutes.
Blazing the apex of the zone.
It's in steel a brain rot.
Do we hop on steel a brain rot
and just give the fucking $2 billion
that the dev gave me to some random fucking toddler
in the game.
He just starts shitin' himself.
I'm the pink elephant!
I just stole it from him too!
No, because that motherfucker would act like he's skillful.
He would steal the brainrock from me, and then be like...
I like really pulled a masterful play on this guy.
Like, I'm not just giving him the item.
Or I just go in there, I go in there with no items.
sell all my stuff right in front of their eyes they see that i have a fucking like
a brain rot that generates two million a second i just sell it right in front of them and they just start buying everything down the line
every pizza needy just be a yoga i got fucking two billion dollars
your dumbass has zero get your money up
It's shotguns pretty cool. I don't even have like played the I played OG out. I don't know how much I've played of this season and I did
Where the fuck is the uh, where the hell is the uh the ball though?
Is it that fat ass ball?
Is it that big ass ball or is that a part of the map?
Now, no, so where's the ball?
It's just fireworks?
It'll appear in the credits in seven minutes.
That's not it.
What is that?
But I'm going to get strange tonight.
Some losers are going to fucking kill me.
I don't know.
The chance you're seeing this on a specified, appreciate for the content.
I've been able to be along, but I haven't even crossed with you.
You just have suited my birth of my daughter.
Think of what you do in your family, so those around you much love, well thank you.
And good luck with raising your suit to be born child and congrats by the way.
You know why are these fucking hot balloons or hot air balloons moving around the map at
like one frame per second?
Are you all keeping that?
Is that normal?
I'm not going to go land in one.
You know, there better be a fucking goddamn Travis Scott level firework show when I
fucking land here, okay?
If this ball drops in Romania and Fortnite doesn't do a big ass celebration, I'm going
to be pissed.
Is there actually chat in six minutes?
Is it actually the new year for a country that has to be?
the
one
chat what are you all doing to start off the new year
and don't say you
Okay, I just said don't say a guinea.
So what up, Slon Bob?
That me up.
What up, big dog?
Some people fighting over here.
Hi, strife, settle down.
It's the new here.
here. Don't be all want to just battle right out our way into the nearer. Let's
fucked up you're killing each other. They see you shooting. Oh my god, you just
eliminated him. What if there was a Romanian fortnight player? You just run with
his new here. He's not going to be able to kill in time. You know, you don't
a step to knee deck add. I'll put you down. Okay, maybe not, give me a minute. Give
me a minute. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. All right, this guy's actually
a hard pushing, right? Chab a little rusty, a little rusty out of four in my
Spongebob, you're keeping away our position.
Spongebob, Spongebob!
Spongebob!
Now, uh...
Oh, apparently I stopped getting it for tonight.
Nooo!
We've four minutes, we've four minutes, we've four minutes, we've four minutes.
Go!
Go!
Holy shit!
Holy shit, those are the worst fucking games.
do one of those weapons! Zoom for the subchilling of the subs! It's 4 minutes!
It's so fucking New Year's in Rodeania!
Where's it New Year's in 4 minutes?
Oh my god!
It's gonna be the New Year! It's gonna be the New Year in Egypt!
Oh my god, I need to be able to celebrate the new year with my mulled drone and viewers.
3 minutes
SPAWB
Oh my god, I'm gonna be setting it alone in streams
But why is this different?
No, this is the new Fortnite season. Wait, but what the fuck was the other thing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, that was it. Wait, why did I jump out of the bus the first one?
Three minutes. I'm gonna sit in the sky for three minutes, so it's strange that it doesn't kill me.
What the fuck?
Why is the circle triangle?
Two minutes?
Why can't I move this way?
I'm like the wind was blowing me.
For two minutes.
What's going to happen?
You know, if nothing happens, I am pissed.
Piss.
The Egypt pyramid?
That's not what it is.
I think there's just new fortnight zones.
Do you please fuck off.
It's the new year, man.
Please be nice.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck you, okay?
Fuck you, you're fucking...
You're gonna show me the remaining new here.
Ass.
Oh my god, what an idiot.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Or the bad guy.
One minute.
What happens?
Why are we fighting on the new year?
YOOOOO!
YOOOOO!
YOOOOO!
YOOOOO!
Well, that was fun.
I'd be new year to people in Egypt.
All right.
I got to have this opportunity to show you the subs.
You don't recalling that there, Jack.
I mean, fucking string.
I hope you guys have a good new year.
If you're watching New Year's Eve, like fall drop on New York,
or you're hanging out with your friends, or chillin' at home,
watch a show or whatever.
But if you guys have a good new year, I will be live tomorrow.
tomorrow. I don't know what time. So whenever you just see the go live note, you'll
fucking know that I'm alive. It's going to be like a three and a half hour stream,
probably like two hours reacts, like an hour and a half gaining yourself. Then I'm
going in the seconds of the seven. Post it on YouTube every day that I'm gone, but
when we're back, we'll be grinding out the stream point that we can have straight. We have
charity streaming the 11 batching chatstone is for Red Cross. Then we're going to be
doing one late January, probably mid February and like mid March. But yeah,
trying to raise a million dollars slash donate a million dollars cumulative leave this year
So we're gonna be starting off that goal with the January 11th stream, but yeah, appreciate all of you guys
I'm from watching. I don't find time streaming if you have any videos you haven't watched give us any play
But yeah, so I'm getting so straight outside of that
I will see you guys tomorrow. You have to read jinx seats. It's 306.5. Day. Oh my god. It is it's his last day
we do
I'll link for the sub-joc and color of the sub-zum.