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We're going to be watching a lot of videos, but potentially playing Marvel rivals later
because I am re-adjected to the game.
Then, tomorrow we're going to be live at one, doing the SNP random games, as well as
a Brobie Bro with Usif.
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Passer demanding 10K from everyone.
Have a watch with Charlie video on a while.
Full of times and made quite a few videos.
I've talked about this a handful of times and made quite a few videos covering this topic.
But one of my biggest gear grinders or ass greasers, whatever you want to call it, is these fraudulent
pastors exploiting people's faith for their own financial gain. And I feel like that's not like I feel like it's only like mega church pastors.
It's the motherfuckers that run mass in a stadium and they come out with fireworks and smoke and they have like full on performances like what a waste of money.
Like I'm not judging any religion by the way.
I think most people that are religious would agree that mega churches are kind of like scammy because it's like they're taking donations and using that for shit.
that's not bettering anyone's lives.
Like, it's a shit, yeah, the jerseys get.
Like, they actually do that though.
Like, there was one bro I saw?
I don't know if there's a video of it,
but like, there was dead ass people dressed as angels
floating in the stadium.
Mega church performance.
That shit was crazy.
Why does it keep saying content's not available?
YouTube.
How's your backflips?
I just don't backflips.
What?
Your backflips in the air. They got smoke machines.
I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about where a pastor is trying to convince their congregation that they have to give them money.
the money in order to save their souls. Oh my god it would do it. Have you ever seen when they pull up like a cash app?
Nothing against cash app. I've got to add for cash app. But cash apps like
friend, peer to peer money. Not like, hey, we're taking church donations through my personal
cash app. That sounds like money laundering. That sounds illegal. How are you taking,
you're taking per, you're taking donations through cash-up, but it's what Jesus wants,
pretending that the Lord is speaking through them, like a puppet, it's a ventriloquist act,
and it's God saying, give all your money. The pastor needs more luxury items, quick,
fork over, all the de blue. Uh, tax-accent, as well.
Those you can muster. And I think a lot of he knows this by now. I've talked about it a bit.
I actually got baptized twice. I wanted a second baptism because I was afraid the Lord might have
been busy that day. Like, you know, maybe he was AFK and didn't catch the first one.
So I gave an encore performance with a baptism to make sure God saw it.
Spirituality was once an extremely important component of my life.
And while I'm not as spiritual as I was back then, this kind of thing is still just heartbreaking to me.
And just I believe down right evil and by all textbook definitions,
blasphemous were these pastors will try and what's great, man.
I mean, it's literally like, you know how they jokingly say the greed talked about in the Bible,
like that is the actual like shit that happens in like mega church pastors, like they own like eight bedroom mansions and
drive Lamborghinis off of like poor people's donations. It's like, it's different. So I know somebody's gonna be like,
yo, you're a twitch streamer don't you get money off of donations? I'm like, yeah, but I'm not sitting here acting like I'm gonna
fucking save your life from hell if you send me money.
convince their congregation to give all their money to them because he's misleading them
and thinking that it's God's will.
And I know Drew's skid just made it as hell robbed me. I did Rob McChunky.
Peck pocketed him and an alleyway outside of a red robin.
Skits about a mega church and
throws ass in a dumpster and ran away.
Pastors, you know, like on fucking, you know,
wire displays like it's some kind of old school action movie. They got pyotechnics going off,
monster trucks and shit. It's out of control. They are literally flexing their luxury items
on the congregation that is feeding them all of their money to do so. And I hate it. Now, I just saw
a new very bold approach from a pastor right here in my own home swamp again, a pop-cafrost
the side conversation before he gets into like the actual video that he's probably
gonna show. Um, do you, dude, when I see the shit that I don't know if it's, I don't
think it's mega churches. It's just like out of touch mother fuckers bro, when they use
AI videos of Jesus, that makes me want to die. Like I, when they, when I see churches
actually like Sora, a fucking conversation of like Jesus being like, I'm here to
Save you from I'm like yo, this is fucking weird like why are we and then people are like crying watching it
I'm like yo, you're actually watching an AI video that somebody prompted and said make Jesus say this
Lord of not too far away from Tampa where Dr. Tim scaring people in the belief I don't think it's scaring did that
I don't even know what it who's believing that though like
Hey, I Charlie Kirk's they did do that I saw that as well. I saw that as well
There was a video there was an AI somebody prompting an AI video of Charlie Kirk that they showed at a church
And I was like this is just why I'll probably with this whole chest was
Demanding that his congregation give lots and lots of money. I want to tell his 30 people without hook a crook to so what
I would see a Dean so $200.
If I would you really want to do it and you don't have it,
but there's-
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That's that motherfucker's personal tasscha.
There's no way!
There's no fucking way!
Text dived!
Yo, hell no!
No, we got to zel up there.
Three people in here that can give it to them so that they qualify.
Here's the, what is he saying he's gonna do?
Wind here that can give us.
Five of you really wanna do it,
and you don't have it,
but there's three people in here that can give it to them
so that they qualify.
Here's the hard part of my offering or my request, okay?
And I've not done this in, it's probably 20 years ago, 20 days.
But law said, I wanna make a multi-multime meeting there.
I mean, I don't think you could get a bigger QR code.
I think I think I would need to walk if you're in the front row
I think you need to walk to the back of the church to scan that you arched
Like that is that is ginormous you wouldn't be able to fucking capture that
If you would have to back up
For someone but they have to sold $10,000
Hello wait, he's saying he's a blast somebody for 10 grand
all friend or my request. Okay, and I'm 20 days with Lord said I want to make a
multi-millionaire out of someone but they have to sold $10,000.
Brothers feels like a forex scam, but it's at a church.
The god came down to me and said that he wants to make somebody a multi-millionaire but you
you have to give me 10 grand.
That is a, that's like a 4x scam.
That's like a random account with five followers,
messaging you on Instagram, saying,
hey man, if you give me $1,000, I'll triple it
and send it back.
This is more of a scam than that,
because, yo, the, he's offering,
he's offering like a 10,000 X investment.
A 4X Camer is at least more reasonable.
Hey, if you can eat 10 grand, I'll give you 30.
Hello, Louie, a finally an opportunity to be a multi-multime millionaire, God said he just
needs a $10,000 upfront payment.
That's all.
Basically.
Yeah, and then go buy a lottery ticket and gamble, which is also sinful.
And then, God will bless you by giving you the exact mega millions odds that you need.
Like in Runescape, you know, when you go to the Grand Exchange and someone says,
I'll double your money and you give them your money, you always get double in return,
right? No, whenever it's scammed with that.
Oh my god, this is amazing stuff. Now, I couldn't find the original video here where
Pastor Hall did this. So I could only find this through all things, theologies,
YouTube channel, who was going over how absurd and ridiculous this whole thing was.
And it is only going to get more and more unhinged.
So we start with asking for $200 and then says,
haven't done this one in a while, we're going to dust off an old.
Isn't money that in the bottle, something that isn't worth anything?
Well, it's the idea, it's not even just greed.
Like, yeah, this is like scam shit, but yeah,
like a pastor in general should usually be somebody that lives like a modest life.
Like, it's not to say like, oh, a pastor couldn't have any luxuries,
But more that you can't be like preaching, you know, community and love-died neighbor and like community and I've just already said community, but like
I guess everybody being a part of each other while also taking donations and then using donation is to not spread the faith but rather by yourself luxuries.
Play in the playbook, but the Lord is telling me, he wants, I wonder though, like, because he's not the only guy that does this.
Do you think he thinks he's doing like the tasks of God?
But like do you think he's living by the word of God or do you think he goes home and it's like these people are fucking stupid?
Like do you think he goes home and it's like what could I say to them that would make them give me more money?
The latter I feel like there's a mixture. I think some people that do this actually believe that like
like they're a chosen one, and God wants them to be really rich.
And God wants them to like take money from their followers.
And then I think some of them are actually just like
breakfast and just small time scammers.
To make people multi multi millionaires.
So that means you're gonna need to start giving $10,000.
Bro, if somebody could find the video, let me know,
but I remember there was this one of this,
it was this mother, giving like an envelope of money
you a pastor and she was like, it's this much I couldn't come up with this and she's
like, and the pastor goes, well, that's not enough blah, blah, blah, and starts like
burrating her.
Like, he needed to like a thousand dollars and she gave him like 600 and she didn't
have the rest, but she was like, I'll be able to get it.
Like, I want to be able to give you this and it felt like it was like, oh, loan shark.
Like, he was like, mad at her.
I was like, quote, what?
Others is 1.2k. I'll see you know the video. I don't know. I don't remember the exact that he wanted to grant she gave a 1.2
Well, you see now you're off $800
How was the church supposed to survive without about $800?
I've got a dinner at Texas Roadhouse later
You know those stakes aren't our aren't sheep right now. Just the way is this at no
Now, what you already found it.
Hi.
Yeah.
This is it.
This is it.
Where's the farting?
Give it to me.
And stand in unity with the vision of perfecting
Church or sawing this seed of a thousand dollars,
plus two hundred and thirty five dollars,
and receiving the blessings to come to all that pertains
of hate.
That's only twelve hundred dollars.
Yes.
You're not listening to what I'm saying.
that you have a thousand plus a thousand.
Okay.
What?
What?
Grabbing that check right out of that
one of their fuckers hands
and walking out of that fucking church.
There's no way this motherfucker is mad at her
for, and like making fun of her.
Bro, she just gave a thousand dollars to the church
and he's mad.
I'm gonna work on the other hand.
Well, that ain't what I ask you to do.
It had to be the man on the organ... Holy shit, he's dripping in sweat . does this
like a whole video about it?
So prank!
Hair, come now.
If you're on the finest department and you're prepared, come now.
And let's keep God praise as they come.
I'm frank, you've been payed and standing unity with the vision of perfecting
church of so in this seed of 1,600.
Yo, it's like isn't it also like weird that they're announcing the amount of money
that they're giving to like receive praise for it?
Like, why are they standing up in front of everybody?
And it's just donate the money, just donate the money, you know?
And I know, another thing, somebody's probably a counter table, Joe,
you talk about how much money you donate.
I only do that to prove that I'm not a fucking,
there's YouTubers that say they'll donate money and I don't do it.
I say I'm matching donors,
I'm a post that shit to prove that I matched the ATK
for fucking, you know, whatever charity you were doing.
I'm not doing that to be like, hey, oh, by the way.
Oh, I donated this amount of money, like that's stupid.
$25, yeah, he's like making them
and counts how much, why, why, also, why are they going,
I'm donating 1,625 plus 375.
Just, why are you not saying I'm just donating 2K?
I'm so confused by this.
Why are we doing math in front of the pastor?
I'm so in this seat of 1,625 dollars plus 375 dollars.
plus $375.
She just whispered. Oh my god, did he not know that was two grand?
I'm gonna crash out. That motherfucker can't do the math.
We'll see you there.
What did you say it was just $1400?
What?
Row.
Not you loud and wrong with the money I'm giving you time out of it with the money.
It's just a woman.
It's just a woman in the video.
Only $1400.
This little guy she wanted to take a check.
Oh, no, somebody else.
And would have, give me that.
Amen.
Amen.
No, oh, God, take that check back, bro.
What the fuck?
So obviously, there's a growing trend in sight.
start in churches that starting to make people feel deeply uncomfortable on both sides of a faith.
Pastors calling for money.
No, you should have an anonymous box that you can donate money to.
Like, why are we, we have a line where everybody is sitting around like being like,
I'm gonna be donating this amount of money because then you feel like it's shut.
If like the guy before you's like, I'm donating 2K and then you pull up and you're like,
I'm getting $10.
Like, don't even say it, just do it.
like, that's weird.
This whole thing is even set up.
Almost feels like it's a parody of this kind of church.
No, it's not required.
Evil, greedy pastor.
He is delivering his sermon in front of a QR code
in front of the congregation.
And then on the video component,
he's got a VINMO LinkedIn donate money to him there as well.
It's like, this is like less of a church or more
of a fucking casino than anything.
So, you're betting that this guy's blessing of you is going to make you a millionaire.
Tickie, thank you for the five.
I want to say thank you for having to pay you got me through hard times.
Thank you, John, thank you for the three.
Help Dr. So many other chance, not playing that again.
Wouldn't have a surprise, thank you for the three.
I met Joan and Ali behind KFC.
We have to meet Stanley repeatedly with a Katana put me in critical condition.
Still my law in order to get me get my money to pass her with me.
show you to stick with the subcarts out of thinking about the
other species is literally just gross.
Real thinking of the sub-dap thinking of the three.
Keep your fast by choice on for your next best now.
A-bott and chat, taking with the sub-mushing, messing up with the sub-dap thinking of
the three.
Vatican Pop was literally going to permanently pass, personally bounce outside my two-year-old
brother and pay for half of $10,000.
I hit Master and Avery with the sub-E and Vax thinking of the five.
Only reason I started Dabble Philosophy love it.
Thank you.
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a little thing of the central thing of the three like the loose Nigerian print scams
on real thinking of the sub wall thinking of the three tell you're meeting with jack
member of your trip. I mean maybe I don't know where he is not leaving to give it a
three. I don't know how to move on. We were committed really ships can't stop. I know
just block her but it's all weird your video has been amazing to track me. I mean yeah
you got to remove contact whether it's a million thinking of the sub. I am thinking
of the three requests to hear as you're asked with cash up. Let's see if he shows the
to see. I thought they'd start with the
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crouch for the sub-block. Bob, but
of course, thank you for the three
bait and diamond for the sub-ticket
to five lock-in. At least with a
casino, there's maybe a slim chance
you make a little bit of money when
you leave here. You're just giving
money to fucking Todd Hall. Let's
keep watching. Let's see what he
asked to say. And they have to
do that within 19. Mark, we ban
this guy Jesus. Alright, Ethan walks for the sub-bop into the sub, are their mods
and chat there are. We're gonna pop in and sub only.
Seconds. That's right, baby. It's a speedy. And they have to do that within 90 seconds.
Yeah, you got to do it within 90 seconds because God only has 90 seconds to get to get you to show your seed or
He's giving you 90 seconds, so you don't have the logical critical thinking time to know that this is a bad idea
It's an impulse decision, so he's only giving you 90 seconds to decide
So more people do it
That's right, baby. It's a speedruns. So get your count on the horn right flash sale
It's a flash sale. It's a big offer here.
Now, call up me, Montel, to flip over the mattress for $10,000.
Reach in between the couch cushions. We got to get it together.
And we got to get it here. A sap in 90 seconds.
Otherwise, I'm not going to be a multi-multime millionaire.
Quick, we got to act now.
I hope you get to know donations and then just crashes out.
I'm $10,000. Fuckin' dollars and give it to Toro!
If you're going to do it, get it now, right to check.
If you do this, God says I'm going to make you a multi-multime.
90 seconds, we only got time on the clock.
Oh God, there's a fairly angry thing with you.
Millionaire.
I wish it was me.
No, no, no, I'm saying I wish it was me because I got it.
So in other words, I'm not participating in this.
Oh, I love that he's like, I wish it was me.
Well, that because I don't have $10,000.
I mean, I got that fucking all day all night.
Maybe that's nothing that is, that's pennies.
That's nothing.
That's bleeding, shit.
I got that.
The Lord isn't offering his deal to me, so I'm saying I wish it was me because I mean,
I could easily fork over $10,000 to be a multi-militant or the Lord wants to, you know,
but dude, I'm waiting for a like, I'm waiting for a crypto coin to start.
Like, Jesus coin. I mean, that probably exists, but I'm saying like, that'll be hilarious
of on-stage. He's like, all right, you can invest in, you can invest in God coin.
still upon those who give the $10,000 in the next 90 seconds. I got that kind of money. You know I've got that kind of money
But now it's up to you guys this opportunity for all of you to come you know get $10,000 in give it to me
So the Lord can make you just rug pulls it that night next Sunday
Everybody just shows up angry who guys multi millionaires and I'm jealous. That's what you know
That's what I'm trying to say. You know, it's such an incredible
Brug pulled that mean calling
Not me, not me, by the way, you'd be going to see the nice car I got out front.
For too many.
Because money does not have me at all.
I control it. I'm like cat Williams.
He said, he's why I have a lot of it.
I give 10% away on a regular basis because it belongs to God.
I'm going to play it on next Sunday.
You saw that within 90 seconds, it should be less than that.
God said I'm gonna show you, you know how you know this is scandalous.
Motherfucker so I got a Yahoo Doc Com account.
Who my face?
90 seconds already.
I'm gonna show you who I am for the rest of your days, every with the soul of your
feet she'll trust.
But you're telling me nobody in the audience like stands up and goes, yeah, you're fucking
scammer, bro.
You she'll possess the man and everything you're handing out, and everything you're
and she'll touch.
How I'm laughing, because he said the money I'm asking them for, I already got the replacement,
but they don't trust me.
You don't want God to think you don't trust him, right?
So why are you hesitant to give 10,000?
Yeah, guilt-tripping people.
I'll tell him to take it for the five year.
Please, fucking make me laugh.
You say for me, you believe you don't pack track when it comes to backlash.
You say, carrots into artery wrong.
Are you supposed to say it?
Side thing, even the subconscious, even the subside,
I'm sorry to take it to the subject, take it to the three.
Happy birthday 24 an elf of the set up,
a scatty, take it to the three.
Ah, oddly enough, the way I'm able to send somebody
bits is because that guy turned my $5,
and it's $6 billion back in L9, really.
This is a joke, because the Christian police
then needs to take any food jobs, even by clothes.
People can't afford it, never do anything to a church
that demands money.
Glocking, an app, take it to the sub-buffet
for the set up, Corbbo, take it to the three.
That would be a people who did it to the subject,
you take it to the five, heart for the sub.
Oh, there's.
Who cares if it's all the money you have.
Carotid how am I saying it having birthday Casper. Okay, thank you for five tier name pretty for the sub lock in chat
Please refrain from sending bets right now sale. Thank you for the sub. You not trust God
You do not think God's gonna make you a multi-multime millionaire or worse yet
You not trust pastor Todd Hall the most trustworthy guy on the planet in a mystery of God
Home communicates directly. I got them here for a second in hell
So what the fuck does happen? Why don't you go silent?
I hate this shit man. I'll drop the sarcasm here for a second.
It should be pretty obvious that this is completely fucking unacceptable.
I think it is downright heretical.
It's scream refund it. Y'all lock in, chat, please. Please, Jackson, tell us in the song.
And what he is doing and he is not alone in doing this is brainwashing his congregation
and basically accepting that he is the mouthpiece of the Lord and whatever he says is long, they have to follow it.
demanding $200 or $10,000 in this case, both they are having an obligation to fulfill
that for the sake of saving their souls or making sure God knows that they have this trust
in him. Even though... Yeah, it's greedy that he's asking for the money, but he's pitching
it to them as then being greedy if they have the money and don't donate it.
Because he did say, if you don't have the money, you don't have the money, but if you do have the money, give it to me.
So if you have 10k sent in a bank account, and this guy's preaching to you, and you're like, why have the money?
And he's basically convincing you that you're a fucking terrible person if you don't donate it.
In reality, that is not what God wants, and what's actually happening here is he is taking that money and pocketing it.
don't think he's giving 10% away by the way. I don't see that happening. I'd be very
surprised based on everything I've learned about Dr. Todd Hall, if that was true, but even
that it is, it doesn't matter. This is clear.
Well, I hate how this shit, this type of shit's tax exempt in certain situations, too,
where like he's getting all this money and he's just like not paying anything.
We met some kind of command from God. This wasn't the secret 1110 commandment where you must
obey every single typing request from Dr. Todd Hall's mouth.
This is completely fucking unacceptable.
I need 30 of you to get the $200 the person if you're going to sold
the $10,000 you will bring it up to Pastor Rothmore. Bishop,
if you will get your release in Jesus name.
Everyone else get $200. I want you to do it women,
especially who've had a difficult moment.
You're low-key, I would love to be able to like, okay, well, he did it through Zell, but it would be funny to like send it and then and then and then just fucking like cancel it.
Like you send it on your card and then you just dispute the charge and just
You send him the 10k and then it just gets fucking refunded.
Get in the center aisle. I will not be, but I will not just scam, just scam your dumb ass. Thanks for the blessing.
I'm gonna go by a lot of tickets up to the 30-day as fast as possible.
Now he hasn't forgot the 200, right? So he asks with the 10,000. Now you got a 2,200
spoiler alert. He does ask the 30 as well for the people who can't get up 200. So I mean,
they're gonna get every financial group. That's right. He's making sure to get everybody here.
$200, $10,000, $30. He is demanding all of it. He says he's not gonna beg but he is.
I just really think it'd be funny if like he's passing around the basket for the 30 bucks and I put like Monopoly
Now what is this he's he goes you think I'm gonna take this Monopoly money
I'm not going to give you my plan
It's, and it's even worse than just normal begging because this is like turbo begging 2.0,
it's begging with a fortnight skin of a pastor.
It's despicable.
You could just buy put a used fucking gift card in there.
Completely despicable.
And you can see everyone gets up out of their chair.
They're getting a single file line just as he's telling them to do in order to give a ton of money.
Money which I imagine quite a few of them can afford to be giving up willingly like this.
willingly like this, especially with how expensive things are getting.
Yet, here he is, demanding more and more and more and more and more.
While he himself is doing very well financially and he's not even afraid to let the
congregation know that, letting him know, like, hey, I got it.
If it was $10,000 in this-
And no, no, they're not going.
Well, how did you get all your money?
Was he a rich, successful businessman?
No.
Well, how does he have all these nice things?
The upper was for me, too.
I'd be taking part in, you know, instantaneously,
because even though I got it.
Hurry in Jesus' name.
You've got to watch him about social media.
You are involved as well.
Oh, you, you missed, too.
Somebody shout hallelujah.
I hear the person called for me to give this 10,000.
I've got to go to a special account.
Can we, you've got to go?
But I heard him say that I had this
Special account pisses me off because that makes me think they're pulling it out of like their investments like they're selling
They're fucking in video stock
Tupfucking pay this guy like they're pulling it out of like oh my dog. Oh my dog. Oh my dog. They cash out their 401k early
That probably, like they're probably pulling it out of like a retirement fund and giving him the money.
The reaction is he-
You're like taking the fucking penalty and just giving him the money.
What's and then just giggling?
He is not even pretending to be like a good guy here.
He is even calling someone out who apparently had made a mention about meeting to do, you know,
Something special with the account for it and he said, I don't care. We got to do you give me that $10,000
Thought Hall is more akin to a drug dealer than a pastor. It's crazy how more people don't see through it
But I also understand how it gets to that point war spent a draw dealer draw dealer give you a free gram
Everyone's a while
This guy's just telling you God's gonna make you a millionaire
I'm you're not getting anything. Oh, it's fucking died
And this guy's worse.
When you grow up in an environment where maybe this kind of behavior is normalized, it becomes
extremely hard to break that perception where, you know, pastors always write.
If the pastor is demanding $10,000, well, it's for the good of not only the church,
but myself too.
So that way the Lord knows I have this faith and this trust in the Lord and he's chosen
pastor Hall to convey his message and his will to us.
So who am I to question it?
I will just give this money that I know I don't have and can't afford to give.
I'll just give it all anyway.
So that way he goes thank you for the $10,000.
All right.
Now put up on the big screen.
We're going to throw up roubette.
We're going to put that on number seven.
We're going to put down number seven lucky boards number seven.
We're going to see the hips.
That'll be $365,000.
We'll watch this event.
Oh, fuck 32.
All right.
Anybody else got 10, can?
Put some on one point, Oball.
It's very clear to God how much I love him.
It's so sad to see that exploited.
It is so heartbreaking.
I genuinely feel terrible for everyone in that church
that is now giving hundreds of dollars.
That's like $1 a dollar, Sierra.
Thinking that what they're doing is righteous
because they're told that it is.
But what they're actually doing
is just lining the pockets of a very evil.
Well, because the people from that church too,
they're not bad people.
Like these are like good people that are trying to do something good.
They want to be good people.
And then they're literally following a guy that's just stealing their money.
Reading man.
He is standing in front of the fucking QR code delivering this sermon.
He has a VINMO link that takes up the majority of the screen on the video.
It should be very clear that this pen-
Yo, Alan, take him to the 10 gift.
It's really give it a sub-sass of the sub.
I think taking the three shit makes him so
a drug lady, dwarf and dog of the sub, Robert and
Zach for the sub.
Sin, Alexi, Richard, Lisa for the sub.
Uh, Zop, uh, yay, uh, red, uh,
Jack itself for the sub.
Okay, taking it to five.
Esther doesn't care about the word of God or the
Holy scripture or anything like that.
He is in this for one reason and one reason only,
at least I think it's pretty clear at least based on all
the evidence and it's money.
He is here to shake people down for their fucking money,
like a school yard bully. It is so infuriating. It drives me up to fucking wall man.
It really does. Now, when I used to be propped at home and I pulled off my shoes,
I would call the accountant number. I'm not going to do that. This has to be
according to your faith. Please, y'all stand closer so others can stand behind.
Hold on. It's crazy. He's not even trying to hide how big of a scumbag he is.
He's just being bold and brash with it here about how much of an asshole this guy is he's
Like I actually cannot believe it. I had to yapp about this a little bit
I don't think I need to be able to. I wonder though. There has to be like a reasoning that people get involved into this specific church though
Right like how does this come to be?
Because you're joined right maybe you're born into it
But I don't really think this type of shit was like that popular fucking 50 years ago.
So like they probably came to this church, yeah it's in the area you're in, but it's like
there has to be in a peel up front and then it's brainwashing, that's a slow process
chat.
Like if you from an outsider perspective, nobody is going, it's just believing this.
They rope you in and then they're slowly going, hey like you know we're going to be able
to make you reach if you just give a straight line of money.
There's no way that an up front, they're like, yeah, we take money and give you blessings.
Like no shot.
Did you went to church?
Ray, right, please learn how to write.
Not trying to be.
Does scammers steal money?
Ray, right.
Does scammers steal money?
Did you went to church, brother?
Come on.
Manada of the sub, ruin and dive of the sub king forgive it a sub, what the fuck?
It does them, it does them, yes, scammers steal money from people.
What the fuck?
All right, well that was an interesting video next.
Can I survive a day with Navy Seals?
I survived this Navy Seals be down.
We're going to find out today.
We have multiple events, three phases, and folks today, I'll become the honor man.
Nope!
I'm already saying, no, I can't do that.
Hell, no, survive a day with Navy SEALs.
I bet it's gonna be dumb down a little bit.
Like, I doubt they're actually doing buds training.
Anything where they're like, I'm drowning is a no-go.
You know, Chad, I started off to topic
but I have to kind of do with the video.
I started watching this new fear factor.
I used to watch fear factor way back
like with Joe Rogan like years ago.
They have this fear factor now.
That's kind of like a kind of like a kid
like Big Brother with Johnny Knoxville called House of Fear.
And it's kinda corny, but it's also interesting
and they do stop that as scary.
I think I could do anything on fear factor outside of like,
anything that requires me drowning.
I think I could eat like a dead, like something gross.
Like I think I could eat like a poop sandwich.
I'm just, if I do, it's true.
You want to drown the line?
Two hundred count the line,
they put a shit sandwich in front of you, bro.
I'm getting it down.
I'm getting it down.
$200,000.
Bro, come on.
That or like, bro, there will be shit worth
like, you gotta eat a bug.
I'm like, eat a bug, bro.
I ate a bug for fucking 300 bitis.
That, but on string,
fucking eat a bug for fucking,
for 200k.
Oh, no, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
you ain't ready for the show.
Like, and you, because the eight removes it,
it's like, I know I'm not gonna die on fear factor.
Like, I could sit in a tub of leeches.
That's no problem.
You know, pain is fine.
Like, I could, I could do fear factor.
Yeah, put my hand for a tube and have a snake bite me.
As long as it's not venomous, I'm not giving a shit.
Spiders don't care.
I don't like spiders, I'm scared of spiders.
$200,000 on the line, I'm locked in.
locked in. You know, like no fucking problem. I was talking, I was
watching it last night. I'm talking to Brooke. I'm like, yo, I think I could eat a
fucking live squid. Like they do in like certain Asian countries like Thailand or
wherever. Yo, I think if you two are counting the line, you put a fucking
rat in front of me and go eat it. I'd go. Oh,
height myself up you couldn't bro you're not I would try I'm at least trying
like you're get broke 200k I'm eating a rat I'm eating a rat a live rat no
oh no I would show the rat I'd eat like a live not a live chicken I would
eat like a raw chicken for like 200k get some an hour get to the hospital
And this is the operator's challenge. A brutal one-day Navy solar evolution that pushes people past their limits
Those physically and mentally
No, that's where I'm calling it quits. Time. My arms behind my back had thrown me in the water. I'm done hitting the panic button. It's over
That's what that's the that's like the guaranteed thing I could not do
Like there's other shit that I might need to scare it up in less I'm in the moment and then I got to find out
I know I couldn't do that. I would freak out. There are three phases phase one physical conditioning flow
I do not have the body fat before I sink like a rock in the water
Phase two mental conditioning and phase three lands wolf
You might be wondering why am I doing this? It's simple. I'm not challenging myself constantly. I don't feel like I'm growing you gave up on yourself
I'm always wondering if I would last the Navy still train it, but I'm up and get three guys who are in their twirlin'
Marlins in this video
I'm always wondering if I would last the Navy still train it, but I'm up and get
Nick Zayne and Marlin'
Three guys who are in their twenties and I'm 33, so I'm maybe at a disadvantage
I'm gonna fast in, cook till it's hard for yourself
This training is conducted by actual Navy Cills and its invitation only, so our
news is going to be a real gut punch and a reality check for me, just as real as these
folks.
My friend the other day, dude, I just run through stupid ass hypotheticals like fear
factor in shit.
Like, I feel like the pain stuff, like the other day my friend asked me, how much could
somebody, like say you a valuable information and somebody starts torturing you?
What's like the worst thing that they could do that you could endure?
I was like, I think if they cut off my pinky, I would get through that.
If they start pulling my fingernails off and shit though, now.
Skinny?
Yo, Mick Shunky.
I know for a fact, you're tickle me.
Okay, tickling, bro.
Skinny you.
Shunky, they're not, shunky.
If that motherfucker brings out a knife and he got, or tickle,
those are two widely different things, chunky.
You're saying you're strapped to a chair and they're trying to get information out of you.
You're caving on tickling and and skinning are the same level now.
Yeah, welcome to Operator's Challenge. My name is Coswarson. I spent third short water bail.
Ten years and US Navy SEAL teams, with me.
Mark pre and my instructors from the special operations community.
And today we're going to give you a little bit of a taste of what our special operations selection experience was like.
Throughout the course of the different evolutions,
you're going to be completing the CLKFT.
That's the seal business goal fitness assessment.
And you're going to complete all the different parts of it
to see if you can meet just the minimum standards
that it would take to get to special operations train.
If at any time.
So they're not even doing Navy SEALs training.
They're doing the task to see if they would be
left into the entry level to start training.
Any evolution, you want to quit.
Come over here and you ring this bell.
Three times.
Today's mission is to put out and don't quit.
Don't fuck the Marlin just mocking constantly.
And quit.
You're not ring the bell.
Is your worst enemy don't get near the state?
We're about to start phase one,
which consists of 1.5 mile run under 10 minutes and 30 seconds.
What is that mile time?
110 30 and mile and a half.
That doesn't seem that hard.
That's like what that's what like a six minute seven minute mile 330. Yeah, be a seven minute mile seven minute miles not bad
Seven minute mile like I'd be wheezing, but like you could get it done. Which is part of the seal physical screening test
So brother chats 2026 come on torture sandbag caterpillars and surf torture
Can we get a little, uh,
could you get a little explanation on what the fuck that means?
What is surf torture?
See, like if I'm looking at this list and they're not explaining it,
I want to have my run on, you know?
I'd be able to handle that.
Surf torture.
The term torture is, uh, getting me a little bit here.
I'm also not really a fan of surfing.
I'm not very good at it.
And the gauntlet.
So gentlemen, when you hear the starter, you're going to run down.
There is a cone.
You'll go left shoulder, a wrap.
Oh, they got to run on a beach.
Seven-minute a mile is not as easy anymore.
Is it hard sand or soft sand?
From that cone, they'll come back.
Run on a seven-minute mile in the sand's pretty rough.
If it's soft sand, to the start line,
you'll do that three times per total of a mile and a half
is your first evolution, it's time to put out.
Stand both, fuck no chat.
That's like semi-soft sand.
I bust them.
I'm not excited for anything really what I expect today is to be beaten physically mentally
it's going to be wet it's going to be cold and it's going to be miserable.
I'm about to run that shit barefoot actually weren't sneakers is like inefficient.
I want to see how much discipline I really have you know and if I'm a clitor or if I'm a gold
getter I'm just excited for it for the challenge.
You're a go getter, Marlin.
I know you got this.
expectations is going to be competitive ruthless we're going to be pushed beyond our ultimate max.
Yeah I mean this is just like every Monday night on land a day in his land now I'm
out here America America's best country on earth.
Oh fuck, guys.
No man.
It was already throwing up for two minutes in.
You've ran like a hundred meters.
I heard even if I'm killed today they'll be able to bring me back to life to kill me again.
So.
Zane's looking a little weak on the run.
He looks like the weak link here.
So we're gonna see if he can pick it up.
Probably got those smokers long, dude.
That's where that, that's where that get me.
I don't know the last time I ran a mile.
Looking a little weak on the run.
Like not, I ran a mile on a treadmill
like three weeks ago.
He looks like the weak link here.
So we're gonna see if he can pick it up.
240,000,000,000.
Not easy.
That got us like uncanny.
So, Zayns, a bit of the week guy here, we're going to see how he performs in this next
lap or two.
We do not really know how he's going to make it through this, seeing that he's already
below the time to complete.
Zayns is no joke, but what you guys can fill with the K&M analytics.
First assessment of the group is I don't know how they're going to do.
Nick and Marlin looks like they can put out this same character, TBD.
I don't want to have those like four miles.
I run miles all day, never in the sand.
Come on, dude, you can do it.
I'm going to like you shit himself.
Yeah, this is rough.
Let's keep moving.
That's your neck.
That is soft.
Well, minutes 10 seconds.
Well, minutes 42 seconds.
13 minutes 14 seconds.
Okay, that's 10 minutes.
They all failed.
How are they getting a point for that?
They all failed.
I'm already tired but I can't say the same for the other guys.
Showed up in a mental state that should not have showed up in good like the same but yeah
He's probably gonna want us to click first saying is gonna have the toughest time to that Zane's looking a little weeks
We're gonna see if you can pick it up Zane is I'll be out
That's it.
Dude, I hope they interview this guy like every other fucking minute man.
That is funny and shit.
He's just the right guy contact.
We're going to see how James's doing.
I have the toughest time today.
looking a little weak so we're going to see if he can pick it up. Zane is obviously not thriving on the
run today. We'll see if he's better in the water, better shooting like a wild road. You know,
worse thing you can do it at your vomiting and now you have 10 people surrounding you.
It are on. All right, we just finished the start cover in my vomit with the sand.
He mile and a half, soft sand timed run, everybody failed, Austin, biggest guy, he's
great pathetic.
It's time to put a hurt on next guy.
That's cheating.
You come up and you ring this bell.
When I say hit the start, you are going to run.
At a sprint and a surfer.
Get in the surf. Come out and get stronger than stand.
Head to toe.
That's a big sensory thing for me.
I don't like that.
In full clothing covered in sand, and no go for me.
Get down, get down, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
We're even less, 20 push-ups.
Let's get out.
Let's get one.
Oh, I'm in the car.
We're standing a hair, too.
Get out of here, together, come on.
Ready?
One, two, one.
I'm running over.
I'm just doing it.
I'm going to the first five.
Holy shit.
That was so simple.
Now, when you come up, you're down.
One.
2...
2...
3...
Oh, we shall look at it.
Down.
Down.
Down.
Let's go to the water!
Go, go!
Serve torture, didn't just want exercise.
It's a chain of nonstop movements meant to exhaust the body and overwhelm the mind.
Instructors cycle candidates through buddy bear crawls.
Smerf Jacks.
Caterpillar push-ups.
In a whole host of other shoreline rules that break rhythm and test this one understress.
He is at dad, bro, as he just hung over.
The surf hoders are final task of surf torture.
arms linked, bodies rigid fully exposed to the breaking waves.
That's a little scary.
Don't know when the waves are going to hit you in the back.
You're starting to handle water three or no?
Mmm, bad vibes.
Water temperature is high 60s low 70s.
Why do I say what?
You're going to be hard to prove.
I'm your head.
Real-cyl-training is supposed to be much colder.
It's designed to test unity, composure,
and how well candidates can endure the cold together.
Marlin's really putting now is train and hard.
Austin's a strong guy.
and just a strong guy.
I knew Ireland would perform.
The big guy and big guys don't do well.
So all discipline and I think he's good for the money
and the mental to do this, to get through something as hard.
We're all going to have to mentally get it to the wise.
Together and go to a place that keeps us going.
I did this one time before and it was the hardest physical day
in my life and I think today is going to be very similar.
We're going to have a hard time.
We're going to have a hard time.
We're going to have a hard time.
We're going to have a hard time.
We've completed Surf Torture. Now we move on to the sandbag category.
Oh, I'm excited for this.
We got the hammer.
That's one.
Down.
Up.
One.
When I start taking YouTube full-time, I start taking these challenges on a lot.
In the water, getting beat over multiple.
I'm getting pissed at Zane, bro.
You know, actually this is big of a realize how acid is to have a bad teenage
But's holy fuck dude. You just got some dry some guy just failing every fucking
Com I'd be like yo get the fuck up, bro.
Days I've been exposed to it definitely a lot more than they have. I think that gives me the upper hand especially in the water
Well, I didn't I didn't fall asleep like 4 a.m. last night because I'm thinking about this drowning exercise
I don't I don't do well with water mentally. I'm really hope I could pass that to the
Oh
I'm giving up bro
It's where dude they get their hands tied by on their bat. If I know what it is, I think
I've seen it. They get their hands tied by on their back and they float that and their
legs are tied together too. I think. And they have to like jump and then breathe and then
fall back down and then jump and breathe and fall back down. It's like you're literally
you feel like you're gonna die.
So right now you're all tied for last place because you all failed to run. So this is now
the portion of the space where you can earn points. We're gonna do three different races. The
winner is the only one that will be awarded a point on the
baller leader for each race is worth one point. The first race is
going to be four roll. I need to add a
offer. Who wants it? Who wants it? Who wants it? Who wants it?
They missed out with this. We're not trying to test you or
when everything's perfect. Can you keep going when you're
cold when you're wet, when you're tired, when you're sandy,
when everything hurts, that's what makes the difference between
a quitter and a seal.
Zane isn't rolling, but none of them are rolling now. They're just crawling.
The heart breaks!
Us is not too fast, start but you did the same shit on me.
I feel like part of a bear crawl race has to do a lot with like arm genetics.
You know what I mean?
Like if you have really long arms, you're going to do drastically better in a bear crawl
because you could stand up taller.
Then I'm not going to have time run for you to hit the wall, kind of feel like Marlin's
going to take this run.
The second place, or is we like to say the first loser?
Marlin, one another point, so she is now two points on the Valorant leader board.
Okay, just next and final race to earn a point in the final evolution of first space.
Grab your sandbags.
There you go.
When are you ever insane?
I think you're gonna say it's the largest one.
Say it.
You can win this one.
Goodbye.
Oh my god, they're not even getting blakes in between these. They're just doing race after race.
King's all of his energy this entire time. It's a classic gun squad strategy.
It's round.
We can order for energy, again, Austin.
But imagine that.
You're not that kind of shit.
Imagine that if you perform this round, you'll still get your job guys in the back
of front phase one.
Phase one is complete, finally.
Now we're moving into phase two.
Phase two.
Ground proofing.
That's where I call it quits.
500 meters swim, 50 meter underwater swim.
Two takes place in the water.
We need to complete a 500 meter swim, which is part of the Navy's self physical
screen test of 50 meter underwater swim, ground proofing.
You know, and for the sub-vidal thin cycle of the sub-sub-think of the 50 years of
the release, but watch for four years.
I love your content.
Thank you.
Follow the grace of the sub-bent for the sub-skeleton of the frame.
If you guys have any competitors, do you think you think could make it through this?
How many of my viewers could make it through this training?
Like, and not fail a single mission?
Like, too.
I would fail some of these.
I don't think anybody would succeed.
I don't think anybody in my chat, including me, would
successfully do every single one of these without fail.
JB for the sub-shallon Grist for the sub-NDD for the three.
J and Coding for the sub, Lee thinking for the raid,
Gunner and NBD for the sub-Burk figure for the three.
I'm kept up for the sub-down and taking for the three,
every five.
My dad passed recently.
I'm sorry for your loss, man.
I'll join with the sub-its, thank you for the three.
When you're 35, you've got to show your sub-ahairy
potter and top sub-brick wall scene as real.
I haven't run into a wall,
Tristan and Competitive Sub-Bundit,
Eldor for the sub-Ark figure for the three.
Drew thinking for the three.
down for the sub, uh, men and I'll loop for the sub room, die for the sub three
keep to the sub on for the 10 gifted bath thing of the threat.
But I'm watching a video so you can get it from the past year, uh, year and
half, maybe more, you help us, uh, a lot or at least me, your videos
surprising, you're relaxing, we love your horror game videos.
Thank you. I appreciate that. And for the sub, walk in and underwater
walks. All right, you guys take a seat, take a knee right here. What
we're going to do today is we're going to put you, Louis, they give it the
sub ready of the sub through some of the evolutions and some of the
style of some workout that we go through in second phase, which is called
dive phase. So right out of the gates, we're going to do a couple of point
earning evolutions that count towards the Bala leader board on her man. Obviously
Marlins in the lead with two. Austin's at one. You got to pass the 500 meter
swing under 1230. So that's the point earning standard for you guys. How much is
a 500 meter? How long is the pool? 50 meters. So you have to swim there and
back five times in 12 minutes.
Like, what pace is that?
Water, this is the hardest thing
for me to do at a drowning incident.
Like, I don't know how fast I just swim that is.
Do you have to do freestyle, too?
I would do, what's the one where you go like this?
Okay, it's kind of hard to do, not in the water.
Well, someone, bro, you're like...
No, my, my, my, what?
It's not backstroke, it's like it's like a back frog.
No, it's not due to, no, what is that?
No backstroke's like this.
I'm not talking about that.
No, not butterfly, butterfly's forward.
The reverse butterfly, that's why I'd be swimming in the water.
I was younger.
This is a formidable environment
and very few can master it.
What a squid.
Well, I'm survive it.
Like in the years when can be any stroke?
I'm going to go become a disaster, I'm going to be a 34, but I'm not only competing against myself,
I know that's fine.
I'm competing against these guys.
I'm trying to restore this way, I should shine.
We'll see.
On the chat box is gone apparently.
What the fuck?
Call for the sub team we've just had.
Actually we'll wait for the chat box to load, I have to also pass.
Yeah, me down!
30 seconds.
You
to
What the fuck happened to my chat box?
A pain taking to the thread.
Look for a nutrition device, you believe you could eat
whatever you want, still will be safe
as long as you stick to your calorie deficit.
I mean, yeah, that's just like physics,
but you still need to have the right vitamins
and nutrients in general.
So now I'd take you to the thousandth of these,
get to meet through a hard time.
I'm gonna be able to help.
What do you and SVM for the sun?
Hope you are right though.
All right.
Are we ready?
Why is chat, why is chat gone?
What the fuck happened?
Have the chat box, dude, I'm trying.
It'll pop up at some point.
We're nervous!
And by!
Russell!
What sets US Navy sales apart from the world's premier
maritime special operations force is what they can do in the water.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know.
Dude, Twitch chat box makes no fucking sense.
What sets U.S. Navy sales apart from the world's premier maritime special operations
force is what they can do in the water.
What?
From assertions off hostile.
Oh, that's why they're called the Navy Seals.
The slons to ship take downs to long range underwater approaches, their mission set
is built around operating where land, air, and sea in a water.
Fire on setting, but it's really like this.
Fire.
People choose this path.
You're trying to make fun of fucking Marlin dude because it demands capability under pressure
They're committing to a standard that doesn't change when conditions do
No, that ain't the swim bro. They're swimming like this. No way what the fuck is this one style pressure?
They're committing to a standard that doesn't change when chat. They got to hit they got to hit the fucking
That's how you do it
in the water and then you're getting further drills, young, maybe drills, they're literally
timed right now.
The conditions do very few units anywhere in there.
Not making it, but they got three minutes to get them four more.
We're on our table of operating at that level, and every one of those capabilities starts
with the fundamentals.
Today, that begins here in the pool.
I don't know, bro. I, you know, my ego's through the roof with this type of shit.
I think I'm getting that and I think I'm getting that. I think I think I think 500 meter
swimbrow on I'm ripping it. I failed only by nine seconds and I was the first one
done followed by Marlin Nick and then Zane, which means we all failed to get a point for this
evolution. Nine seconds you've got to get that point over there. We're moving on to the
15 meter. Fifty meters underwater. If they got to hold their breath a whole way, cuck.
Your underwater swim.
Is the 50 meter underwater swim?
Oh.
That's dare and back underwater.
Whoa!
That's one of these 25 meters there and back.
Yo, I'm looking at it.
I don't even think.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
They're in back underwater, no breathing.
I think I may be get there.
Is the 50 meter underwater swim?
That's a 50-meter pool, it's not there in back then.
So that's there in back under water.
Oh, that was a different pool, they're in the smaller one.
I don't do well with water mentally.
The most important thing is not quitting,
because you can talk everything you want here, but when you're in it,
I think the mental discipline is going to keep you from not quitting.
Here's the deal, right? This is all mental.
But what we're going to do, I'll take you through a little breathing pattern
and help you guys out here for a few days.
Codray Larson is getting a strict controlled breathing
designed to slow the heart rate down and calm the body.
The goal is simple. Stay relaxed, conserve energy, maintain control before entering the water.
Once you guys get in the pool and start that same period of time, I do that.
When I'm getting ready to hold my breath under water, because I do this every breath, every
summer, the second I go into pool, I immediately challenge my friends to how far we could go under water
with one breath. And it's usually like in a regular pool, it's like a their back there and then halfway back.
But I'm going like
And then I go like this when I'm ready like I'm like breathing for you know maybe two minutes and I go
I think I go to water
Full lungs
3, 2, 1, go!
Let's go!
Marlon Jr. should know godals, no nose, no nose, f-
I'm not trying to glaze right now, but that's it's crazy.
I'm wearing that fucking big ass mask he's wearing.
You're nuts, if you're doing that eyes open is boring.
Did that guy not push off?
It's already cooked, bro.
The push off is 10 meters.
And you're going to push off both ways.
are doing one of these on the way.
Already, they start doing one of these on the way back.
Oh yeah, he almost out of breath.
50-four seconds, 50-four seconds, no breathing, underwater, and you're moving.
Nope.
You and Ireland are tied, I don't know if you'd be here with them.
That's what I'm talking about.
I mean, two and two.
It was hard.
My whole body is burning.
If you have never done a 50 meter underwater held your breath for a long time, you
don't know that burn.
and I was I was getting that burn in a hurt.
I passed and gained another point.
Tying more than enough for the first place
that may have been hard for me,
but things are about to get a lot tougher.
This next evolution is called
Drown Proof that the passing standard here
is that you have to do 10 blocks.
So go down to the bottom of the pool
with your hands in your feet tight behind your back.
What shot the bottom?
Catch breath of air?
Sink down.
If you successfully complete 10 blocks.
I think I could do 10 bombs.
I thought they'd have to do this for like 20 minutes.
I've been getting ten bombs.
Bob's without panicking and one of us having to rescue you,
then you pass the evolution and get one point.
Okay, well now it's seen many stairs in the, like that.
First two victims, you turn the water.
When you're drown proofing, nothing about this is physical.
It's all internal.
Your breath, your confidence, your body, either shows a view or it folds.
Look, yo, you really want to be like heavy muscle for this.
I feel like that's the cheat code.
It's a little unfair if you have more body fat, because then you don't sink as quick.
Like, if you have no body fat in your heavy, like the guy like dude, the fucking Austin Alexander,
the guy that made this video, got a sub body weight, WVD.
The guy that made this vid, he's probably looks like he's like 220.
I feel like he's going to sink and then he just rips all the way up, he go.
And then just sit, sit back down.
It's not necessary.
Oh, you think exhale on the way down.
But feeling to be tired.
That's a little scary though.
Something thrown into a pool.
Two guys couldn't do it.
But they're going to die in there.
Two films.
Whoever is ready.
I think both of them pass.
Marlon's got big nipples.
Sorry, sorry.
Noticing out.
Good, great, Marlin, great.
People have to overcome the mental adversity
and the fear.
Annex, that's it.
Paracos up, lose your breath.
Probably the scariest thing in the world.
Oh, man.
I think the scariest part is if you push up enough,
but as you're up, you're trying to breathe in,
and you don't get enough air.
We're extremely tired of this, but there's still
one more evolution of phase two left.
Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up.
We're going to do underwater blocks with the dumbbells.
So thanks for going to split off into two,
one team in each lane.
What are you going to do?
You're going to ride the dumbbells down to the bottom of the pool.
And then you're going to walk down to the other end.
All right.
Underwater, underwater.
Underwater, you want to lean forward and you want the weight?
This seems so fun.
This seems fucking awesome.
Holding a heavy object so you just stand on the bottoms.
to help pull you forward or forward.
And just like when we're doing the 50-meter underwater
swim, nice and relaxed underwater.
Fun?
Yeah, dude.
Whenever I'm in a pool, I would love to sit at the bottom.
But I can't, because I'm floating.
Like, if there's ever a heavy object, I can hold.
Like, there's one time I'll let in a pool
with a center of watch.
I just sat on, it's fun.
Do you sit on the bottom?
What the round?
I guess it looks like the fish.
My main competitor is a lot.
But if it is next to that morning,
I think we're about to get some of our more confident for our boat to stop.
To keep it.
Yeah.
I'm about to meet your bed and then I want to get this.
Let's do it.
Got this, then we got this.
Alright guys, let's go.
That's all.
Everyone, wait.
And we'll go.
That guy's fucking jacked.
Holy shit, you same clip.
There was a lift off.
It was when we walked the weights under the water.
And my confidence came back.
I almost wish we did that first.
at first. The kettlebell, Nick actually redeemed himself a bit. He made it pretty far on that one.
Marlon and Austin have actually gotten better and better at each evolution as we've
gone, something really impressed with these guys.
My favorite guy in the video.
Last serious there.
I think my team is doing amazing. I'll look my team. They're doing an amazing job. Everybody's tired,
but they're pushing through. Nobody's doing the bell, so really good.
Since this didn't count for a point, it was really just about pushing ourselves.
We closed out phase two with a series of conditioning drill sections of 25 yards swim,
air squats, push-ups, butterfly kicks, and more.
So far in the day, when Marlin partied, we just did lots of water evolution, we did some
conditioning in the water.
We did a fitting in here in the water.
We did a five hundred meter on the water, ground proofing, tin mud, I'm just a little
flustered, physically exhausted, that was tough.
Outstanding job, you guys have completed a second-fay water competency.
This is how it's used to go to the third and final phase.
Land warfare. In this phase, we have three evolutions.
The final part of the PST transitioning in basic marksmanship drills.
Well, they got to shoot a gun.
The final evolution, the stress course.
Yes, is the phase third phase where you can earn six points.
So anybody can still win this right now.
But to win this, it's going to take a lot of physical performance and focus.
Especially after being beaten down on day.
body fills exhausted. Most guys don't even realize how much fiscal performance and
focus depends on your hormones. The last four of the Navy soldiers who
trained to ask consists of push-ups, minimum 50, sit-ups with the minimum 50, and pull-ups,
minimum of 10.
Fail, Nick, you're supposed to be... Are we dead-ass, Rob?
We're in the open. One bucket, fifty-nine.
They're in the open.
We're in the middle, and we get on the leaderboard, and they need to get on the leaderboard.
That's fast.
Situps are easy to shed.
Motherfuckers, dude.
I remember I would get so mad,
cause a real situp is like hands holding your head
or hands like this,
but you would do that shit bro
in like the presidential test or whatever for school bro
and motherfuckers would be doing that.
I'm like you're using momentum.
Like you're not even doing a situp.
your arms are flailing your body forward.
Myelons were very questionable.
With the seal physical screen test
wrapped up Nick Gain 2.3 points.
I gain 3 points and Zane Gain 1.3.
Place in me and Marlin tied at 6 points for first place.
Hormones play a huge role for men in their physical performance.
Especially testosterone, modern men are tested lower
than our dads did, and you fill that hit and moan.
I thought I was an ad.
Well, it's like this.
next we move on to transition and basic marksman. I thought this was going to be like an
HCH ad. That's what you need to try HCH. That's what you're going to start doing
you in the growth hormone.
Sit the drills.
Hey guys, we're going to do basic range scales. We're going to teach you some shooting.
There's going to be more opportunities to earn points to determine who's going to be
the owner man. We're shooting live rounds today. Right. So this is no fucking around.
As a man in my 30s, lower testosterone was definitely some of my rate-oriented.
I didn't want this to happen to me.
That's why I was relieved when I found solar rays, new men's line.
Distress course is the culmination of sandbag carry, pull ups, and shooting under
15.
The run isn't.
Probably because I see these ads all the time, brother, let's go.
Hey, men over 40 have a real problem with their test levels.
and then they'll do, it'll be an HCH ad and they'll get like some old baseball player
only old men now and then the end of the video will just be a guy and he'll go and
she'll like it too.
Completed to the final steel target is hit, but if you miss all your shots,
you feel like it's a fucking rhino pill.
Fail.
The deleted word tied.
This evolution decides the outcome of Donnerman.
Barlin, how you feeling about the shooting?
I'm a great honestly.
It's fun.
We're tied for point six.
Six each.
Six each.
All right.
It's work three point.
All right.
That was a fair fight.
I didn't go.
It looked.
It looked better.
They look.
Shooter, stand by, bust him.
I think I did pretty good.
I think those are the best shots I've ever shot in my life.
Shooter, stand by, bust him.
Oh, shooter.
Yeah, this is my first time ever shooting a gun.
It was intense.
Shooter, stand by, bust him.
Marlin has got his work cut out for him.
This was my first time with a gun.
It became tougher than tough at tougher
because my body's already very tired.
Shooter stand by and give those motherfuckers a bear revolver. You shoot one of those things
Line isn't hormones. It's not my god actual support from a little bit of support
Agreed it's like tessner
Like tessner pomegranate plus and
We got dudes out there, if you want to stay confident strong and aligned with what your body needs to perform it's best check up my god
Oh my god
Awesome, I love you, brother
I'm not watching that
Two next year, right?
I hate ads like that, I would do an ad for that
If you need male libita support, make sure you get
time why because it's a product for like 35-year-old man it might be a
time between Marlon and Austin we had a game I think I definitely did better than
they think I beat Zann out and I was calling me out and I was just tough Marlon's my
guy but Austin broke executed on that last one it's gonna be close nobody 35
watches you cap operators challenge cap in the books heck yeah we grow through
You're mother watches me.
See, we grow by doing hard things.
And today you guys did a really hard thing.
I'm super proud of you.
All right, guys.
So the Valor leader board in fourth place overall.
Zane.
Yeah.
I want to come back and redeem myself because my dad watches you.
Yeah, yeah, your dad watches me.
I got my ass handed to me today.
Your stress course time, two minutes, twenty-eight seconds.
second. Zane for your effort stay for completing the operators challenge. We have a special gift made by a really incredible
frogman who makes custom handmade knives named Andy Arabito and he makes what's called half-faced blades. These are super coveted blades. There's really nothing like them on the planet
So, oh, I'm getting get in gift into knives pretty fucking bad ass. I'm not gonna log.
Let's, hey, let this heels no and they're ready. I'm ready.
All right, and third place overall.
Nick with two points on the leaderboard.
Half-face played for Nick.
You do this.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Roots, it's a...
Can't wait for them to get Marlin a solid gold bar.
Amazing.
It's a reset.
It's an honor to be the people who touch their country, my brother.
There's...
We'll be how I'm not shaw on about it, too.
Thanks.
It's a new friend.
Shaw, it's amazing.
Oh, go, go.
Beautiful and I feel very accomplished.
And your stress course time, two, 20.
Two minutes, 20 seconds.
All right.
I think he's a very close game right now,
but between me and all of them,
but I think he wanted to, I think it's going to be close between me and Marlon.
This will obviously reveal who the winner and the honor man of the operator challenges.
In second place,
Marlon,
six points and your total time on the stress course one minute 46 seconds.
It's good run brother. It's good run man.
Thank you guys.
Alright, and that leaves us with our honor man Austin with a total of nine points on the leaderboard.
Your stress course time was one minute 32 seconds and you have now become honor man of the operator challenge.
Here is a no shit half face blades Tomahawk for you. I don't even like walk that like
I don't even want to fucking Steven Tomahawk or anything. I just fucking lame
And I got the operator just what's it fucking stupid anyway
challenging grave on one side half face blades on the other. Oh, it's like in a grave
It's like it on fucking theirs. I'm kind of speechless to win this means a lot more than just having a Tomahawk
I was out here with a great group of guys very respectful guys
that's something I noticed first about everybody who's blessed to be able to take it all
and to be healthy enough to do it, to stay in good spirits even though we were getting beat down.
Maybe I'll be back for another operator's challenge.
I loved that video. That was a fun video to watch for.
That was a V-town law last event was actually pretty fun how we get 2 million subscribers.
Everybody go sell ballots are Austin Alexander.
Austin spelled A-U-S-T-E-N.
Never seen that before.
good as the end for taking this on event with a crafts night sleep. I think he was hung over.
I don't think it was the sleep that did him in. I think he was probably a little nauseous before they started.
Probably the sub kids, they give him the five gifted sums, they give him something given the five
gifteds are rated. Andre Pugged ready for the sub, Billion Suck for the sub DX,
Zine, Digen, Day, Ethan for the sub single, Jack, and the sub-pulling, and Paula A. Garth
I think if this have Bob thinking of the three,
but if it got through a hard time,
and I've been watching your videos,
thank you for being here.
Thank you.
Thought that the three, no, be all right.
Got a crazy muscle disease, so is my ability to walk.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Stress and pressure is really getting me
or extremely helpful.
This stuff hurts me, dude.
Do you have any advice for me mentally?
Well, I mean, I don't know what muscle disease you have, man,
but I mean, whatever you're able to maintain,
I hope you're able to do it.
I'm sorry you're going through that.
I don't really know what I could tell you mentally, man.
I hope you're all right.
not to give it to three Air Force better and why for the center either of the set be
thinking of the three.
Uh, and the other one day to live, what do you tell anybody?
Hmm, not on now.
Maybe I think I'd need to be in the moment of that.
Next, take it to the five.
Would you ever play Counter-Sync?
We'd love to see you interact with other players in the game.
I did play Counter-Sync on stream before, but probably not like soon.
Being an end day for the set, it's for the set.
Next, which is what's guys are with you on other streams schedule.
But it's probably the need to do a sort of, for the three months, got out of the stream
at a couple of months ago.
That's awesome.
and take it with the three. Is in Sean for the set map for the sub, Harvey, and
better for the sub, not for the sub, A-Pan, take it with the three. Sushie and
false for the sub, age of the sub. Looking for a new treasured advice? Do you believe
you can be already with that? All right, what's Sushie for the sub? Next video, chat,
walk in. Wargames or F&D is not today. Today's reacts tomorrow. We're doing a
rent. Princess, thank you for the five gifted sub. Thank you for the kind of
something given to five gifted. Today's reacts tomorrow. We're doing a random
again at one into the SAP into a groovy bro, it's you said back into the S&P.
Sunday reacts new to forks, as those are snowstorms, so I'll be live early.
Monday, we're going to be live at like four or four thirty doing Minecraft, we also have
the Ender Dragon fight on Monday, so we'll be doing the S&P all day, Tuesday of off Wednesday.
We're doing how mark finishing quarantine zone, maybe some other random horror games next Thursday,
BR Day, early at like 330, next Friday reacts in a Roblox State collab in next Saturday,
uh... s and p and a brovy road ever next Sunday
he's going to be a p c r f charity stream propiles and shows is really fun
react as well and i've gone the second third of every way on the fourth
report and i turn it all fifth six seven eight nine two and three different
youtube blogs for youtube
uh... and then we'll be back running out stream
uh...
watching new games dropping that week on back reanimal high-lifed too much a
shabby and big for the sub-lock-in chat
walking chat
the locking chat. What about Valentine's Day? I will not be live on Valentine's Day either.
So when I get back to 10th, I'll be live 10, 11, 12, 13 off the 14th and then I'll probably stream like
six days that next week, there probably won't be streamed still. Jaybleen me to this up. Lock in now.
But I know I'm going to be off from stream chat for like almost a week, but it's not just like I'm
taking a vacation. I'll be filming shit. Jaybee for this up every day.
picture this up, post on YouTube every day that I'm gone as well.
Lock in now, lock in, type lock in.
The American literacy, can we time out the people spamming
dude, holy shit, next to the sub?
Throw it in, settle on me.
Sorry.
Next to the sub, J.D. for the sub.
For a little bit, for a little bit, for a little bit,
for a little bit, lemma for the sub.
Lock in.
Chat has been better, but I can tell when it's tip of scale. There we go.
Are we ready, chat? Type, walk in.
Next video we're going to be watching.
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I want to start the download, because that's it.
It's 30 gigabytes.
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Okay.
30?
Yeah.
A lot of the videos I upload are like 50 gigabytes.
Fucking render that shit and like a good quality.
It takes a while.
All right.
Walk in.
Renato and Mr. Microsoft.
The American Literacy Crisis Explained.
I am probably going to go off on a fucking tangent here chat.
that the amount of people that can't read is staggering.
And I hope he explains it,
because if you've been a fan of the channel,
I've had multiple instances where I get really upset
when I read the statistic,
that like 40% of adults are illiterate,
because that just doesn't seem possible.
But that doesn't mean they can't read.
It means they can't read, like beyond,
like a third grade level or something.
Look, you will see the headlines.
Kids these days don't know how to read.
Literacy is on the decline.
kids don't read for pleasure anymore and someone is saying that we are living through a literacy.
I got to read more, bro. It's just so fun to play video games, man. Oh my God. It's so fun to play video games.
Like it's I know I have a philosophy channel too, but like I could rant about
philosophical shit without having to read another philosophy drug for the next bucket five years.
But I do want to learn more about philosophy. It's just like damn man. Like I have the option of
reading, or it's like, do I want to do them cute Marvel rivals? I'm going to do
them cute Marvel rivals. I'm going to hop on our creators, get pissed off and then leave.
He crisis. You'll even see some claim that 40% of American kids can't read.
Ha ha! That's not true by the way, and we're going to talk about that later in this video.
Are we living through a literacy crisis? Or is this just a long, I feel like it needs 40%
I can't read to the level that they should is how I would interpret it.
Standing failure, dressed up as something new.
Do you want to understand the American literacy crisis?
You need to know three numbers.
First up, 40%.
That's the percentage of American fourth graders who cannot read it what's called a basic level.
Every few years, students around the country take a test called the National Assessment of Educational Progress,
or the NAEP.
This is also something that's called the nation's report card and it allows us to track
I don't remember taking a fucking reading test in 4th grade.
Do y'all remember taking a fucking reading test in 4th grade?
Educational progress throughout the country.
Yes?
I remember taking tests, but I remember taking some like standardized test to see if I was able to read.
Reading stories of remain relatively stable since 1992 until 2019 when they started
to decline. Sometimes that's reported as saying that 40% of students can't read, but that's
not what those statistics mean. So now 40% of fourth graders can't read it looks considered
a basic level, and only 31% can read it looks considered a proficient level. The NAEP also
defines those terms and just because a kid can't read it, basic level doesn't mean that they
can't bring back popcorn reading. Read. But the literacy crisis doesn't stop at elementary schools.
That's how you stop it. You bring back popcorn reading motherfuckers get nervous.
Then they go, I got to learn how to read.
Popcorn, Jake.
The, the, the, the whale.
And then they go, and then see now they feel like they're getting
Clowned on. The problem is if they actually have like 88,
you're not ADHD like dyslexia, because then that's like
bullying, but I think that if they're just
refusing to read books, then that makes them read books.
Yeah, the problem is it's not, no, yeah, no, that it.
I know that it, if they have an actual intellectual issue of like dyslexia, popcorn readings
fucked up.
But like, if everybody in the class doesn't and you're just like refusing to learn how to
read, popcorn readings actually want to learn how to read.
And that brings us to our second number, 28%.
That's the sure of US adults that are at the lowest level of literacy.
In the last decade, that number has increased by nine points.
It doesn't mean that those adults can't read, but it does mean that they are what's
called functionally illiterate.
This means that they lack literacy skills, which would allow them to navigate the world
and go about their day-to-day task.
And our final number is 20.
But what can't they read?
Like they know how to read what I'm saying right now if I wrote it down, but like big words.
Like what's like a big word, somebody that's illiterate wouldn't understand, proficiency.
Like just reading for efficiency, they wouldn't know what proficiency means.
One, that's Mississippi's ranking in photosynthesis, sponsored 80, you're saying that because of Kai.
Onomatopoeia, theological, that's not a big word, badger sale, that's a product.
Super Califatioce to be exeologistious, everybody knows that brother, the flock, the c-chess.
Motherfuckers that use the words, the c-chess though, I feel like they're just saying that's a sound smart.
North Grave Literacy, or no, that's dichotomy, the dichotomy of it all.
As of 2022, in 2013, Mississippi was ranked 49th.
They were basically at the bottom of the country's rankings, and now they are well above the middle.
That's because they saw the problem, and they actually tried to solve it.
So at the end of this video, we're going to talk about what Mississippi has done right.
But first, we're going to take a slightly closer look at the NAAP data.
Literacy scores have been declining since 2019.
Wait, N-A-E-P data, can we look up like the test?
N-A-E-P reading a test.
Can I like take the test?
There's no like a paragraph of like meeting, I believe it.
Like sample questions.
test sample questions. It doesn't let me take the test.
I mean, I don't know if this is it.
There's not questions, though. The city actually tucked away in the
abruzy mountains in Italy was famous for two things. The bell in the
horse. When the bell was first hung up in the market place in the
lofty tower, the people were called together in the king made a
speech in which he said, my friend, so I have to play, I have placed
bell right in the center of the marketplace of our city, etchery, and is within the
reach of everybody greater small child man or woman, but I must impress upon you
that you may ring it.
Only if you feel some wrong has been done to you, the rope is very long.
It's just basic words.
Attentively, it's probably the hardest word on this list.
He's fumbling.
I do, I do, I do, I do, who did that shit on tech talk?
I think it was sham and I see where he would bring viewers on and they'd read until he
stutter and then he would play like, I need to kick him out.
He'd give him like he'd give him just like a, he would pop up this screen and be like,
read this and then it's stutter and he just kicked him.
Since 2019, this might not be that surprising because something rather big happened in
2020 which caused a lot of school closures and we've generally seen learning loss across
the board.
absenteeism is also up post-COVID, which does complicate
actually teaching kids how to read.
One group of a guy, dude, when I see recie read,
I feel like it has to be a bit.
Like there's no way that's how he reads.
Didn't hasn't seen a decline in their test scores, though.
These are students who are already in the 90th percentile.
So what we're seeing is a widening gap
between those students who are reading quite well
and those students who are struggling to read
at a basic level.
This tells us something important.
If we want to improve American literacy,
The biggest impact we can have is by focusing on those students who are struggling to
read the most.
If you're failing all this classes, yeah, you also make like fucking a million dollars
a year, like why the fuck would even learn how to read?
Well, I mean, he should just know how to read.
I feel like that's what it is.
And that's going to be important when we talk about Mississippi in a few minutes.
But even those top-performing students, like the students who would go on to study at really
great colleges and universities, are also struggling.
at the University of Texas here in Austin,
some professors told their school newspaper
that they would be shortening reading assignments
and transitioning to assigning things like YouTube videos.
And, what?
No!
What the fuck?
I had to go through that shit.
Fuck it two years ago, what do you mean?
I remember, bro, oh my God!
I would be in history, modern philosophy.
He'd be like, all right, we're not reading a book,
but I printed these out.
And he'd hand us fucking packets of like,
stand papers.
It would be like 60 pages back to front of like shit.
And it would be like in this weird warp fucking like
he standard on a not a printer.
But whatever it was where it goes like ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
and you'd fucking print it out for us.
We had to go home and read it at night
and then write an essay on it.
But I hated that.
Make people do that.
That's how you learn how to read.
We will books instead of physical books that copy her and you would fucking print it out. Oh my god, that was horrible
Because students simply didn't have the patience for the reading assignments anymore
One professor was told by his students that Shakespeare's Hamlet was too long to read now
Hamlet is the longest Shakespeare play, but it is about 30,000 words. It's much shorter than the vast majority of novels out there
These professors cited things like the rise of video content, but also phone usage as
as leading to a decline in my problem with reading books.
And I mean, this has been a problem since I remember taking the SAT dude.
Because when you're taking the SAT, they don't give you shit that's interesting, man.
They're giving you the most boring, like fucking free paragraphs of your life,
more than three paragraphs, probably like two pages.
Well, you're reading this passage, and it's talking about like the birds of Rhode Island.
And it's like, there's one called the, the, well,
well, Mammy bird that was, that has been in this location
for thousands of years.
And over the course of time, the wings have shortened
because the weather has gotten cold.
And I'm like sitting there like,
I start thinking about Fortnite, you know.
And then I'm just, you know, like damn dude,
wanna come and move to the next passage.
Or even like now, even when I read something like fine
interesting, like your mind wanders
in their student's reading abilities.
But they've decided that they have to give in
and change with the times that they can meet their students where they are.
That same professor who was told that Hamlet was too long,
he used to teach 10 plays per semester,
he's now teaching six in his classes.
So even college students at good schools are struggling to read,
and many of them are going to become adults who hardly read at all.
Many of the side conversations I do think there are professors that are assholes.
Now,
I'm not saying 10 places too much, I don't know how long the plays are that he's giving out.
But there are professors in college that treat you like you're, this is the only class you're taking.
And they're like, they're treating you like you don't have a job and everything that you're going to do for the next three months is related to this class.
And those people are decades, but I would say the majority professors don't act like that.
They're constantly don't read books and they think about 10%
And they recognize that you're likely taking like 12 to 20 credits average
like 16 credits college graduates have read a book in the last year
They don't know how to read a bit of choice for the end not right now
They can send it to you, but I would have to see how long it is
That's to be like a minute or less.
Staff and leave the sub-twinkle to the thread.
But you consider playing all to kill now, quick take it to the three on Microsoft
lights and now darken and staff at the sub or any of the sub.
Barely sub-cureg-starkey, Mr. Worthy,
OX, as we're taking the five gifted's.
And maybe that's because they haven't been talking to him.
Which, have it read a book in the last year.
They don't know how to read,
and maybe that's because they haven't been taught
how to be a good reader.
All right, let's pause for a second
and ask ourselves what it means to be a good reader.
The psychologist Daniel Willingham has this book called
The Reading Mind, and then this book
he points out that reading is actually a fairly demanding task.
First you have to be able to understand the words on the page,
and that's usually what we mean when we say
that we're teaching kids to read,
but actually reading involves three additional levels
of representation.
You need, I feel like it's also the type of writing.
Like if you're reading poetry,
your mind is working in a much more interpreted manner
than if somebody's just saying what they need.
Like, when you read certain philosophers even,
like Frager Kniecha will just fucking say what he needs.
But if you read Vipkinstein, he's going to be writing like it's a god damn poem,
and you need to understand what that was saying, because it's just about to ran and
passages and uncertainty combined together.
Like, if you're reading something that's just like matter of fact, like if you're reading
like a biology textbook, that's a lot easier to understand than apply.
Be able to extract ideas from sentences, you need to be able to then connect the idea
across those sentences and then you integrate this within a model in your mind that answers
the question of what the text is about and willing him notes that many readers fail at
the second level, they're not able to point out obvious contradictions in a paragraph
that they read.
If you're not reading at a level where you could even catch obvious contradictions, then
you're going to struggle when you're reading sets of instructions or complicated forms and
really that contributes to what we call functional illiteracy before that's that illiteracy
that makes it difficult for you to navigate your day-to-day life. Being able to connect ideas
is actually a skill that you have to develop. And I found that when I was teaching philosophy
at some of the universities, that skill was something that my college students still needed to
develop. I found that the worst question I could possibly ask when I started a discussion of
some texts in the classroom was, what is this text about? Because most students could tell you
what some of the sentences said, but they weren't able to form a picture of the cohesive
That meant that.
Bro, the best shit.
I don't even think you should start.
I mean, this is just my opinion as a student of philosophy.
I understand that skies are professor.
But my take in college from taking philosophy class is really an entire point of the class
as to interpret and understand philosophical texts.
A professor's best thing to do is walk up and literally say nothing.
I've said this before, I'll say it a million times.
The best professor I ever had would walk into class and go, any questions?
And then he would just stand there until somebody asked a question.
And then he would ramble for 20 minutes about your question and have an interactive conversation
with you in the class about what your question was, so you understood it and then move on.
it forced you to read the text. Because then anything that say you didn't read the text,
you would learn some things in class, but you would learn the things that other people
didn't understand. So it was really useful if you did the reading, because you could ask
anything that you didn't get, so you would clarify it, and then you would paste the
test or, you know, do really well on the essay. But if you didn't do the reading, you're
sitting there just lost the entire class. So like that was the best. And then if nobody had
questions, nobody did the reading, he just sits in silence.
Later for the 1000, but he's been going through it.
He's with me in my life.
I don't know what to do, because every time I try to talk to her,
it always comes back to me as a problem in that she states,
she gets put last.
I'm in the military and a lot of it.
I can't control.
I'm trying to figure out what to do.
I feel so drain mentally, what would be a good path of action?
I mean, I feel like this is a little bit different from you and
your girl, like when I get questions about girlfriend's man,
like you're married to this woman.
I think this might be something that you and her need to talk about.
Like, I don't think I'm the guy to go for advice, right?
Like, I think this is a couple of therapy thing.
Is just going to be my answer.
I think it's different when somebody in my chat
is like, hey, my girlfriend and I are having a discussion.
Like, you're married to this woman.
Like, I don't think Joe Barks, the guy you need to go to for this.
So I'm sorry, but I think you should go to a therapist,
like, a couple of therapists for this.
I don't think I'm the guy for like marriage problems.
I'm not married.
I can't give you advice for that.
Diego and some of this, Jess, of a son.
Quick for the three.
Turn up putting the text.
I would have to ask them questions like,
what is the thesis?
Fix my relationship, Joe, well, it's not that.
But I mean, like on a level of like,
asking relationship advice, like,
I can maybe answer your question
if you're like dating somebody,
but if it's marriage, problem like, I can't help there.
of this article or this book or whatever list that we are reading where are the arguments and the evidence for that thesis and then is there any irrelevant or unness
Y'all lock-in, chat is not locked in at all
I would have to ask seeing text types that chats that have literally nothing to do with murder doing
All right, y'all lock-in and questions like what is the thesis of this article or this book or whatever list that we are reading
Where are the arguments and the evidence for that thesis and then is there any irrelevant or unnecessary information in the text?
This was a process that I would guide my students through so that they can learn how to read better
But there is another barrier that my students face which is that they lacked a lot of background knowledge
Which helped them make sense of a text. Let's see you want to read a really big book like Warren piece
Well Warren piece is a historical novel. It is set in a particular time and place
You don't need to know all of the historical details in order to make sense of Warren piece
But having some idea of European history and maybe Francis connection to Russia knowing who people like to
Napoleon or Louis XVI are. These are things that would be useful for you as you're reading.
It would make reading more in peace, a less demanding task. And I found that a lot of my students
lack historical knowledge or just general world knowledge, which would make reading books easier.
I think part of this has to do with the fact that at some point we started to emphasize critical
thinking, well I think if you're a professor then on that sense and you want to assign more in peace,
you should do like a 45 minute background of like information you should probably know before
or adding into it, upset and grim似 of us on.
Sorry, I'm responding.
All right, lock-in.
Over memorization of facts, you can find this a lot
in popular discussions of pedigogy.
The idea is that you should teach students how to think
rather than what to think.
And there's some truth to that.
But I think there's sorry chat lock-in. I'm seeing actual questions about relationship advice right now.
Can we lock-in?
All right, let's not send paragraphs asking me how to fix your relationship.
I'm sorry. I cannot help you right now.
You need to talk to your partner.
What the fuck?
I don't think of the five gifted's. Lock-in. I'm what the fuck?
And there's some truth to that.
But I think there's a crucial error that's being made there, which is that actually
learning about the world and learning facts about the world goes hand-in-hand with
learning how to think critically.
Because it allows you to build a mental model of the world and you can see where new facts
might fit in or where they actually contradict things that you should already know.
Critical thinking and memorization might actually go hand-in-hand and they help us to produce
better readers.
some experts do not want to call this a crisis. One researcher from Harvard University described
American read a education as a very stable level of mediocrity. We've never done a great
job and things have been getting a little bit worse, but this isn't new and it's certainly
not unprecedented. And there is a lot of fear mongering about this. Let me tell you about the
national literacy institute. If you've seen them, I don't know about why I mean he'll get
get into the fear mongering, but I feel like the US reading level is, yeah, is probably
mediocre.
I don't think we're like one of the worst countries, but I think for the level of, I guess,
precedents the US shows for, you know, military power, wealth, and just being a world
superpower, we should probably have better schooling than we do.
I think that starts though before you even get into a genuine teaching level though, like you
need your parents to assign shit to you and kind of act as pseudo teachers. Not be a
teacher of certain subjects, like leave that up to the professionals, but like basic
shit, like I remember being like seven years old and my mom would give me like reading
assignments in the summer. Like it would be these little packets she would get recommended by
teachers to give me in the summer. And I had my own like pseudo summer school. And before
not every day, but say like five days a week, four days a week, for like a half hour,
I would have to do math or reading or like, you know, cursive. And after I was done,
I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to do. I hated it, but it made me better off than the
the majority, I noticed, like looking back at it, it was a noticeable difference from me
to the students that didn't do that shit in the summer.
And I'm not sitting here saying I was smarter than them.
I was in the present, but not because I was genetically smarter, these could just never
learn shit.
They didn't do anything in the summer, but brain rot, fucking, you know, play video games
or run outside, we're just still good for you, but not in the sense of like mental
education.
This headlines I mentioned about American literacy, there's a chance that you've seen
statistics from this website.
For instance, you might have heard that 21% of American adults are illiterate, but actually
look at the website and I'll put a link down below as well.
There's no explanation for that number, about 21% of American adults being illiterate.
No definition is also given of what they mean by illiterate.
And the numbers just all my god, I love that he's talking about this because I have had
multiple, I don't know if an editor, if this becomes a YouTube video, is able to find one of my
crash outs. But I have lost my mind, multiple, multiple times. When I've read that statistic
and walked into it on stream and not found anything but the percentage and just took it at
face value and went how the fuck, akin to 21% of U.S. adults not read.
On this website, our painting a much worse picture of the numbers that you find elsewhere.
I actually emailed the National Literacy Institute to ask them where they got these numbers
and if they could explain some of them to me, but I did not hear back.
And if that changes between the time of recording and the time of posting, I will issue
a correction, I'd be happy to do it.
But some fact checkers reached out to the NLI in 2024, and they also never heard back.
Those fact checkers concluded that the NLI was using an overly expansive definition of
illiterate.
They were also misdescribing the data that...
I, that's what I, okay, you know, I'm not trying to say I was saying this, but me and this guy are on the same way point here.
No, I was interpreting 21% illiterate, meaning that 21% at least had like a reading level like below a third grader.
They were citing, and they were mislead like, when I hear the word illiterate, I take it to its actual definition, meaning you can't read or write.
Because for somebody to be incapable of reading writing as an adult is makes you a non-functioning member of, like,
job markets and society in the sense of, like, hey, if you can't read a write, how the fuck are you living?
Like, you aren't, how are you holding a job or like, driving, paying bills?
bills, like you need a level of reading and writing capability to be able to do anything.
Being really describing their data as new.
How do you pass to them?
There are instances of, you know, I mean not any more really, but there's times, I mean,
now they still do this actually.
There are a lot more lenient on like athletes, like it's very common you'll hear about like
a really good football player being a dumb ass because he got through school because
he was good at football. Right? Like, I mean, they do it in movies a lot and they kind
of exaggerate it. But there are instances where like there's the sliding scale, you know,
you could be going to a really good college and be a really, really good football player
and the requirements for you to get in are going to be lower than somebody that's just
going for academics.
Oh my god, sorry, side note.
I was tweaking that, you know when you do something
and you forgot about it and you're like,
did I grab that, I don't remember.
I thought I grabbed an energy drink before I started
stream like a gamer substance can,
and I misplaced it, and it's right behind me.
And I just looked at it.
Anyways.
When in fact, this data does not come out
on an annual basis.
National Literacy Institute is just another name
for the National Literacy Professional Development Consortium.
That's a private company that sells professional
development courses for teachers.
Just nothing wrong with that.
I mean, teachers often need more professional development
as they further their careers.
But the fact that they call themselves the National Literacy
Institute sometimes makes it seem like they're a research center
and it gives a lot of authority to the things
that they put on their website.
And I've noticed that people will cite this website
uncritically.
I've even seen other YouTubers cite this
when they talk about American literacy.
I don't think those YouTubers were trying to mislead you.
I think that they had the best intentions,
but I think they got fooled.
But seriously, look at the website again.
There's no sources.
There's no research methods.
There's nothing like that.
This is bullet points and numbers.
Where did the numbers come from?
Well, the website doesn't tell you.
I think anyone honestly looking at this data
would say that there is a real problem
with literacy in America.
But we have to be able to say that there's a problem
without engaging in fear mongering
or simply lying about it.
Fear mongering might even give you the impression
that this is a problem that can't be solved.
And that's not true.
Like I mentioned before,
some states have started to find solutions
like Mississippi between 2013 and 2022,
Mississippi,
well part of the problem bro is,
okay, maybe I'm gonna go back
on my popcorn reading thing
because everybody's flaming high
because you can't read well
and he's like posting him like struggling to read
on like certain like texts.
But I think it needs to be more motivated
for adults that aren't good at reading
to learn how to fucking read.
Because the majority of light,
it dumps everything down to a level
that like, top-blurs can understand.
Like, even political discourse has like transitioning
from people that are like really smart
and, you know, intellectuals being able
to like profoundly say what they mean
to being like,
This is bad.
Why would you like that?
No.
And then everybody goes, I like that guy.
Like the dumber shit you say, the better you sound.
Yeah, Trump and Biden's debate.
Literally, I mean, they're both old farts.
So that I would be watching that on stream.
Oh my God, that was the worst.
That was the worst fucking shit ever, bro.
That debate between Trump and Biden
was like, actually, that was like peak, right?
Like it felt like a fucking fever dream,
like both of them standing on stage,
just vomiting words, just trying to magic.
Just trying to convince people like,
hey, I'm the dieti.
Glee improved their reading scores.
This was a period where most states saw a decline.
This was such a dramatic improvement
that some commentators started calling this
the Mississippi miracle.
But it's not a miracle.
It's just good policy.
Because one researcher from the University of Toronto
found that this improvement was linked
of a literacy-based promotion act, or the LBPA.
The Mississippi Legislator passed the LBPA in 2013, and that bill did a couple of things.
It expanded access to full-day pre-K programs.
It focused education on phonics and the science of reading, so it actually changed
how we were teaching students how to read.
It invested in professional development.
I think we should also teach books that don't suck dick.
Okay?
That don't suck ass.
Why am I reading?
Some bull shit like I mean one of my favorite classes in high school was world literature
We could read whatever we wanted and I read her rookie Mara commies hard-boiled Wonderland in the end of the world
What a weird title for a book. I don't know why I picked that shit
I don't even know how I found that mother fucker, but that book was straight
Gas I loved it. I remember being roped into it
It felt like a movie route and I was in it there was like it's not like it was like some like third grade reading level book
Like it was a long book there there's complex words intertwining stories you have to remember plot
It was fun and then you're sitting there and you you go in your other class and it's like American literature
Today we're gonna be reading this and then it's fucking you know the worst book you've ever fucking read in your life
boring. Teachers because they would need more training, it identified
struggling readers and then targeted them for specific interventions. So if a
student was falling behind, they got additional help when it came to
a lot of reread all shit. I think a lot of it's like history and there's
still like meaning in it, like you're reading like Tom Soit. Like, bro, what
are like books that everybody reads in high school? Tom Soyer, fair and
high for 51, you might read that in middle school. The hatchet you
you would probably read in middle school.
Hamlet, yeah, you're reading Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Edgar Allan Poe, but like, that's the, that's weird.
Why are we reading Edgar Allan Poe?
Why, I get there being some sort of historical need
or purpose, right, for reading the great catsby
and Fahrenheit 451 about burning books
and, you know, Tom Swerre and all these other books,
like, why are we reading Edgar Allan Poe?
And it dude, the fucking watching reading Edgar Allan Poe
is like fucking insane dude.
You're sitting there, you're sitting there reading it.
It's like, there was a hot beating under the floor,
but it's my street for a better eye.
I think she's stuck in the clock.
I'm like, what the fucking I reading, bro?
Telltale Hart, yeah, that book was weird.
Why did we read that?
Why did everybody read that reading and finally some struggling third graders were held back for the reason
He ran away with his cousin and then disappeared mysteriously
Right here so that they would have more time to build their reading skills
The simple description though is that the LBPA took literacy seriously it gave teachers the training they needed
It focused on struggling wrong book
No, AdGrowl and Putt, did it AdGrowl and Putt date is cousin?
Yeah, they're first cousins.
And then he just disappeared.
I remember I almost started my own investigative work on AdGrowl and Pellos.
Like you're telling me they don't know where that mother f***er went?
I'll find out.
That mother f***er just disappeared?
Okay.
The Disappeared in September leading to his death and bought more days later remains
an enduring mystery.
He was found till furious in ill-fitting clothes unable to explain his missing days, though
theories pointed to couping.
First, the force voter fraud, alcohol robbery or illness, I'm going to first vanish.
For a week, found unconscious and then died.
What?
Bring readers.
And it gave kids time to learn how to read properly.
So the LBPA had a very strong impact on those students at the bottom.
It helped bring a lot of students from that below-basic category to basic,
and also students from basic to proficient.
It had almost no impact on students who were already proficient,
maybe moving them to the advanced category.
But that's to be expected given the kind of interventions that were in the bill.
that were in the bill. What Mississippi demonstrated is that the decline in American literacy
isn't inevitable. We can solve this problem, and it actually cost Mississippi $15 million.
That sounds like a really big number, but the state's budget is $7.6 billion, so we are
talking about fractions here. This doesn't solve every problem. There are only it is only 15 million
is nothing in a state's education budget. For other certain schools, there's a school in New Jersey
I was able to see that like miss allocated 160 million dollars of funds.
I don't know the name of the school.
Or something like that.
They didn't miss allocate.
I'm using the wrong terms.
Yes, some school district,
and I remember I heard about that.
I was like, they like miss funded like 20 million or 30 million,
some way.
still adults in the United.
It was in P.I. I might have been in P.I.
It's day two or a function.
It was somewhere in the Northeast.
There was like, the schools get a lot of money.
Can we illiterate?
They do need more money.
You know, I think teacher should be paid more and she had,
but it's like 50 million to fix reading is not that expensive.
There are plenty of adults who can read, but simply choose not to.
And we still need to figure out what to do about college students who can't keep up with a sign reading anymore.
But Mississippi's success shows that the literacy crisis can be mitigated.
We can help more people learn to repeat if we're smart about it.
Before we go, let me ask you one question.
Are you looking for an ad?
Yeah, I did love that video, Jared, you're a goat.
Play D&D, once and out of Dungeon Master,
are you to, it's unreasonable to expect him to actually
read a campaign before running it.
They then proceeded to complain that the campaign was
poorly mapped, like, dude, how would you know you haven't read it?
Why would you sit and continue to play?
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Top 10.
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Top 10 worst years in human history.
Around for roughly 200,000 years.
And honestly, most...
Let me guess a few of them.
Something with the back, the black plague.
World War II, when the bombs dropped,
on the bomb strapped in human history.
I was going to say in history, probably
when the meteor hit the dinosaurs.
Humans were in around then.
2008.
Why?
The housing market crash.
Why, 2K when the world did an end?
That time was spent dying and pulls a burn, diarrhea.
2020.
I don't think COVID years are top 10 worst years in human history.
Yeah, Holocaust.
That's why I said a real more chill.
So when you think of the worst years in human history,
it's basically all of them.
But that would be a boring video.
So let's be prisoners of the moment,
and allow resencibious to cloud our analysis
as we rank the top 10 worst years to be alive in human history.
Number 10, 1918.
This year, kicks off with a little bit.
That's, I feel like that was a pretty fire year now.
What's it got right before the roaring 20s?
The roaring 20s was like a great time,
great time to fucking like via middle-class American little something called the
Spanish flu in less you were black or a woman or minority or a non-white
man or disabled okay so maybe it wasn't a great time to be alive during the 19
homies surprisingly this flu wasn't okay yeah okay actually from Spain but it
was still no bueno. The exact numbers for the death toll are kind of hard to pin down.
Oh Spanish flu.
Um, but estimates range from 20 to 50 million human deaths globally. The Spanish flu was
50 million deaths. How many people died from COVID?
In the world.
7.1 million Wow, so Spanish flu was like six times that particular 7 7 point something
times.
It was a brand new strain of the flu, and two, the conditions of the Great War made
it so much easier for the disease to spread.
Soldiers returning home brought the flu with them, infecting people in remote areas who
had no immunity to the virus.
was extra special about the Spanish blue was that it was unusually deadly for young adults
compared to other flu viruses at the time leading to a significantly higher death toll.
This disease...
Okay, I would never want it, but part of me is like,
would I die with the black plague?
Yeah, yeah.
No modern medicine, right?
Like, let's say you get the Spanish flu,
but you're not allowed to take like Adville,
Thailand, all up and like, you're just rot, you're ripping it.
You know, like you're, you're, you're,
blasting that shit out, it's wraps, most of us are dying.
It was terrifying for doctors.
Not black plague has to be on this.
The black plague was so bad that people thought it was an evil
that brought the end of the world, bro, that many people fucking died. There were bodies
in the streets, piles of dead people. When the black plague was like the devil himself coming
back to Earth, bro, it was like a third, it was a third of Europe, I'm pretty sure it was more
than a third of Europe. I think it was maybe a third of Europe as a whole, but a ton of like
certain areas like almost everybody died. How many people in Europe died of the black plague?
50 million people, but this was in the 1300s, so 50 million people in the 1300s is way more than the 1900s.
30 to 60% of the continents population of Europe died. Florence, for example, lost 6 up to 60%
and its population similar to London, so like heavily populated cities, lost like more than half of their people.
Just because of how quickly it's spread, or how quickly there's a third of the world, that's what it was.
It shouldn't be. But the process of how people died from it.
Heliatrupsi Noces was a symptom of the Spanish flu, where a patient's skin would slowly turn purple
as their lungs filled with fluid preventing them from getting enough oxygen into their bloodstream.
The blue slash purple color would start in their lips and fingers,
that eventually spread across their whole body as they near death.
After the patient passed, their entire body would then quickly turn from purple to black,
truly horrific stuff. To make matters worse, 1918 was also the final year of World War
1, which saw another 5 million global casualties and they most of Europe no fun.
Also in this year, you had the Russian Revolution going on, which ended the house of Roman
off for good, with the assassination of Nicholas II and his family this year.
This revolution allowed Vladimir Lenin to take power, where he established a totalitarian
dictatorship that oversaw the mass killing of political dissidents. The revolution was marked
by brutal civil war and famine, which killed millions more. And finally, the Treaty of Versailles
was being drafted, which, while not initially terrible, put Germany in a super bad mood that
had some pretty major downstream consequences, but more on that later. Number 9, 1492
What happened in 1492?
I feel like there's a gap.
I feel like there's a gap in human knowledge.
Most humans know a lot of shit that happened between 1800 and like today.
And then you know a little bit about the 1600s and like James Town and you know,
fucking witch trial, shit, blah, blah, blah.
You know, you could even go back to like certain like poets or people that were alive like musicians like 12 1300s
1492. Oh Columbus
Come one to sail the ocean blue in 1492. Oh
That one slipped the brain for a minute there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all know in 1492
Columbus sale the ocean blue, but by doing it, you got to say the rhyme for me to now. You can't just show me the day.
In that Columbus also opened up a portal to hell for nearly everyone who is currently living in the Americas.
Nearly?
Yeah, that mother fucker was a horrible person, brother. They don't teach you. They badass didn't teach. I feel like now they probably do.
I remember when I was a kid brother they did not teach about Columbus being a horrible person.
They were like Columbus found Columbus found in the Americas. That mother fucker lied to the native
Americans and said that the fucking moon was the sun was going to disappear, or the moon
was going to disappear. They like, he was like, hey, the sun's going to disappear if you
don't fucking give us food. And they're like, no, well, because who the fuck would believe
that? And he just knew knowledge about astronomy, and he said, his God was more powerful
than theirs. And then there was a fucking solar eclipse and the sun disappeared. And then
a fucking gave them all their food, and then died.
Every indigenous person that came in contact with the Europeans, I thought he said the moon
would be a blood, I'm pretty sure he just connected a solar eclipse.
Yeah, in 1504, there's a total lunar eclipse, a lunar eclipse.
During his fourth voyage, Christopher Columbus induced the habit inhabitants of Jamaica to
continue profiting him in his hungry men, intimidating them by predicting a total lunar
eclipse. Some plain Columbus used the fiat at the nearest of the German astronomer.
But Columbus, I himself participated in production to the all-manac of Abraham's accolade.
He got beach, Bob Wad, I needed food, they couldn't give it to him, and then he like,
basically just like, and settler was either them. You'd also like, you know, do some pretty
fucked up shit in general.
Killed by a disease, killed in the slave trade, killed in war, or died of a broken heart.
And while it certainly didn't all happen in one year, the introduction of European
settlers to the Americas ended up killing 90% of the indigenous population.
Even if it was a peaceful interaction, Europeans brought over diseases that the Native Americans
had it encountered yet.
And then they all died.
Same thing with like, uh, a lot of encounters with like, Amazonian like tribes, like, you're
just like ghosted them, you could be peaceful and then they're all just going to get like
fucking smallpox and die.
Lation, diseases like smallpox, measles and influenza, decimated communities that had no
immunity to these foreign illnesses. I guess one could argue that the events of 1492 had
positive effect. It was not peaceful. I'm saying there was multiple interactions. There were
instances of peaceful interactions. Many were not.
Exxon much of humanity. I'm not with Columbus. I'm talking about like people
just arriving to the Americas leading to the age of exploration and the eventual globalization
of trade and culture that brought us things like pizza and chocolate. However, the near-extinction
of an entire continent civilization does put it on our list. Number eight, 2008. This is probably
the housing market crash. I feel like we're jumping pretty heavily here. Number, the housing
Market crash of 2008 was worse than smallpox.
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Here's, it's sucked.
2008 was the year the entire world realized that rich people just basically make up how much money
there is.
And for a number of reasons too complicated to go into in this video, something called
Lehman Brothers went out of business, and then the entire global economy collapsed.
Stock markets around the world crashed.
American auto industry nearly went belly up and the cost of food and gas and the bubble
of borrowing money or having debt to buy assets is like what's happening right now with the AI
bubble. I'm not trying to like make people panic but the shit that happened right before the 2008
housing market crash where people were taking on debt to buy houses and assets is exactly what's
that's happening right now with big businesses.
So if it fails, they're fucked.
Went through the roof.
It was the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, causing millions of Americans
to lose their jobs and homes.
Also, if you've ever wondered why do you have this cost so much these days, well in the
aftermath of the 2008 mortgage crisis, new home construction basically stopped for about
10 years, because nobody could get alone.
And since there wasn't a 10-year hiatus on unprotected sex, we now have way too many
people and way too few houses.
So thanks again 2008 for still ruining all of our lives.
What?
China and Australia is a country actually grew during the Great Recession.
What do you mean America is in the center of the...
Number 7, 73,000 BC.
Yeah, I feel like there's a little absurd to put the 2008 housing market crisis as one
of the worst years in human history.
I wouldn't even say that's like top 50.
Like you could say, 19 like 30s was like the great depression,
because that was bad for the world as well.
Okay, so we're a little loosey goosey on the exact year,
but trust me, whenever it was, it was bad.
We was 70, 3000 BC.
I'll have how we're jumping around history right now.
We got Spanish flu.
We have Christopher Columbus, 2008,
And now 70,000, 70,000 BC.
It's clock 70 years so millennia.
And you'll witness what's known as a super Pompeii!
What was Pompeii?
Wait, is this Pompeii?
Volcano eruption.
No, Pompeii was not 73,000 BC.
73,000 BC, it wasn't fucking cities yet.
One was Pompeii.
That was probably like fucking three thousand years ago.
79 CE, so two thousand years ago.
This particular event is known as the Toba catastrophe and is probably the thing Indonesia
is second most famous for after Komodo Dragons.
This eruption set off a 10-year volcanic winner that nearly eliminated the entire human
species.
The Toba eruption really so much volcanic ash into the atmosphere that it blocked sunlight,
leading to a drastic drop in global temperatures.
The few survivors faced harsh conditions with scarce food and resources struggling to maintain
their communities. The entire human population left on earth was somewhere between
3,000 and 10,000 people, or roughly the size of Brandon South Dakota.
You know, we're all descendants of them. Wow. We're all related to those people.
How do you know, that's, I feel like that's so cool that like every person has a common ancestor,
like what 60, 60 people would go or something like there's somebody that we're all related in
in some way, yeah, but not in a sense of, like, incest.
But I'm pretty sure this era is when they were making like,
whale, but I was at whale bones.
Now, I think it might have been like,
what's that about their fucker from Ice Age?
A manneth, manneth, bone,
manneth, bone huts.
Yeah, people, you still live in this.
Something like like this.
Ukraine, Maniphone structure hums. This was like when it was like really fucking cold out.
They would make shit like this. Out of just like just straight animal remains because it was so
insolative and they would put like hides and other stuff on the outside because it was just
cold as fuck.
You've never heard of Brandon South Dakota. Okay, Madison Square Garden can hold around
20,000 people. So the entire population left on earth after that eruption could fit in
MSG twice. This phenomenon is known as a genetic bottleneck, and is also why we're all kind of related.
Number 6, 1929. The roaring 20s came to an abrupt end in 1929 when the U.S. stock market crashed,
setting off, stop me if you've heard this before, a global economic collapse. The great depression
that followed was a decade long economic. How no! How no American steel is down! Let me go
I'm going to stop with throw all my money from the bank.
And then they had no money.
It disaster that affected almost every country in the world.
Yeah, imagine pulling up to a bank going, I want to withdraw my money and they go, we don't have it.
Huh?
Huh?
Mental health was, we don't have it.
Huh?
Is that an all-time low, immediately following the market crash?
Self-dolition rates were so high that some hotel operators in New York City would ask
guests if they needed a room for sleeping or jumping out of, that's real. In the U.S.
one and four people became unemployed and wages for the remaining workforce were basically
cut in half. Bread lines and soup kitchens became a common sight and many people lost
their homes and savings. One farmer of the day knew he couldn't afford to feed his sheep
so he slipped their throats and threw them down a canyon instead of letting them starve.
It's like, wow, what? They don't like sheep?
The events of 1929 set off a decade of economic hardship that culminated in Earth's favorite
pastime, World War.
Number 5.
1601 If you take one thing away from this video, is that the wet trials?
One of the wet trials?
I was just in Salem.
Now that's 1692.
It should be that volcanoes are bad.
that in fact, that one volcano in Peru basically turned the lights off for the whole planet.
The eruption of Hauina, Petina, and 1600 was one of the largest volcanic events in
recording history, spewing vast amounts of ash into the air.
Bro, I want to see the volcano eruption that's that big that it blacks out the sun from the whole
world. One volcano erupting that much atmosphere. The summer of 1601 was known as the summer with
with no sunshine, sunlight levels dramatically decreased everywhere in the world causing
mass spamming, but nowhere more so than Russia. The lack of sunlight led to crop failures
in livestock death, a third of the Russian population starving to death in the two years
following the eruption. No sunshine also meant it was extremely cold, so to keep warm,
many in the region turned to killing any animal with fur they could fight, not just for
food, but also to create clothing and blankets. Accounts from the time describe people
so desperate for food that they ate grass, their pets, and each other, which means all of us
are just one cloudy summer away from cannibalism.
I'm not eating my dog. That's the one thing I'm saying right now. I would not eat my dog.
That was starving, bro.
Number four, nineteen four.
I will.
You'll eat my dog or you're going to eat your dog.
Harvey, I'm telling you right now you may eat my dog.
Flank, fucking. I'm eating you before I need my dog.
Not much to see here, just worldwide violence and genocide resulting in millions of deaths.
At the tail end of 1941, Japan made a monumental strategic error, and not so elegantly
insisted that the US become heavily involved in World War 4.
Wait, which one is that?
Oh, 1942.
Or two.
This essentially turned America into a depth factory where every able-bodied human was either
making stuff that killed people or just killing people.
And this is when we really became a war-based economy.
Ugh.
The war effort mobilized entire populations, leading to the development of new weapons and
technologies, including the Manhattan Project, which would cause all kinds of problems for
future humans.
Meanwhile, soldiers and civilians in Russia, and it was a prop like the Manhattan Project
was terrible, but like even if the Manhattan Project didn't happen, nuclear bombs would
still exist.
Right?
who's the mother fucker to make it first.
Like, nuclear bombs exist, whether or not
often high-mur makes it, right?
Like, the Russians would have made the bomb.
At some point, China would have made a bomb.
Japan would have made a bomb.
Somebody would have made a bomb.
And China, we're dying by the thousands every day.
The brutal fighting on the eastern front
and the Pacific theater claimed millions of lives.
Not see-
Dude, I used to think that.
I mean, but it's kind of incomparable
because it depends on the battle,
but I used to think World War II, like battling in World War II,
would be like objectively worse than like Transwarf Air in World War I, but Transwarf Air
is fucking so scary, bro. I had somebody described to me what Transwarf Air was like
truly like, and being alive in that time, dude, evil. Because there was, there was almost
no rules. So it was do whatever the fucking one. There would be gas that would come over
and you would just suffocate from that. But more so like, if you're in the trench,
There's bombs going off constantly.
You're getting shell shock. That's why they call it shell talk.
It's PTSD. But it was called shell shock because there's constantly bombs going off.
Humans are only made to endure high stress scenarios for short spans of time.
Because in a five-minute span, like say, there's a line or something that's approaching you.
You're genetically made to deal with that stress in that five-minute span in either your
a live or dead and then you move on. But in what we're wondering, trench warfare, that
was just all the time. There was nonstop bombs. So you were always in that high stress
scenario. And if you were still alive, you're just waiting to die. And when the bomb stopped,
you would go, oh, we're good now. When the bomb stopped, that meant the other people were
running at you. So if you were you're awake for 18 hours, you're getting an hour sleep,
then you're awake for 18 hours. You're getting an hour sleep, you're awake for 18 hours. And
you hear silence, that means you have to run to your guns because the other guys are
running to you to jump into your trench and kill you. And they're asking you out, they're
doing all this other shit. There would be guys, they would draft, say they to get a letter
from one trench to another, or another part of the trench, they would give four guys the
same letter and go run. Because they knew that two of you at least weren't making it.
So then you made, if you were the one that made it, and you didn't die, it'd give you another letter
and they go, now run it back. And then you had a fucking try and run that shit back.
And, fuck that.
Then it got to a point where they knew that the other guys were running over, so they
would dig other trenches prematurely.
And so when they heard the silence, they would have run to the back trench before that
one got flooded and then gun those motherfuckers down.
Germany continued its war crimes in genocide, so not great, number three, 1943.
It was also really bad in 1943, World War II in general.
Like one of the biggest things you'll talk about is like fighting the Japanese was really
scary for Americans because even if they had the edge, the Japanese people wouldn't surrender.
So if they ran out of ammo or knew they were going to die, they were just fucking run
at your ass with a knife or a bayonet, like they would not give up.
Like they would just run at you.
the anomalous carrier too, Vietnam, yeah, the fucking, well, Vietnam also, I'm not
sitting here saying like, Americans were the victims. Americans did horrible
things too during a large majority of these wars as well. Like Vietnam, especially
Americans would mow down like innocent Vietnamese people. But in Vietnam, yeah, they're
just be traps. It was just, it was all just like jungle warfare. Remember 1942
Like that, but again, 1943 saw some of the deadliest battles of World War II. The battle is stolen.
Yeah dude, a Vietnam especially, the one, what was that one thing they would say?
Vietnam called a Vietnam message to US speakers.
like they, it's like you're going to die GI or something is what it would repeatedly say.
During the Vietnam War, that's not what I want to do.
Operation in Vosli, flight to Vietnam.
No.
Ves.
Show it to them, please, show it.
It is a very good idea.
Imagine being in the jungle, bro.
You're freshly 19 right out of high school, bro.
They send you ask all the way across the world
and you're literally watching your fucking friends explode.
And you hear this in the jambles.
Perfect, DIY.
It is a very good idea to live a thinking ship.
And your covered hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair.
They lie to you, DIY.
You know, you cannot be in this war.
And you're there for no reason to like World War II, World War II, like you're fighting
eight off Hitler right World War II. I don't support war in any way, but like Americans
are World War II wanted to go to war. People would lie about their age to get into the
army. Vietnam was the reverse lottery bro. They pulled your name. That was a death sentence.
Like being in Vietnam had to have been one of the scariest fucking things ever like having to fight on either side like and no and
Dude, you're not even fighting for it. You're fighting against communism like you're not even fighting for like oh the the
Betterment of like
People be like the Jewish people or something like you're literally just going into Vietnam
Because your government standing you you would come back and there were instances where like the soldiers were treated like shit
Man, they didn't even light like it wasn't like they praised you when they came back like well, but it was so different
Your wrist leaders grow richer while you're dying in the swamp. D.I
They will give you a medal, D.I. and but only after you are dead
white row
You government lies to you every day. Who are soldiers?
Like, dude, you're fucking middle of the night in your hands. That's it? Reverse. Reverse.
The US would play US sounds for Vietnamese people.
the fucking the the Vietnam what was the tapes the US would play on those big
ass speakers to the Vietnamese guys in the tunnels yeah they would
appreciate with Agent Orange and Agent Orange got people killed there's a whole
video unlike pesticides and how Agent Orange like ruined people wandering
Souls. Yep, there it is. This.
The US would play this for the people on your ground.
Make you lose your mind to run out of the tunnel and then they fucking shoot you in the face.
I'm glad.
One of the bloodiest bad people don't realize how dumb it is.
People you hear about like you learn about war bro at such like a basic level in high school.
Like that shit broke.
Like nope.
Like people go oh wars bad you're killing people.
It's beyond that dude.
It would psychological torture to have to fucking fight in any of these wars.
It was in history, ended in early 1943 with the defeat of the German Army.
This part to turning point in the war came at a staggering cost of over 2 million casuals.
I always think, dude, being a D-day, man.
That had to be so fucking scary.
Being a guy that was getting shipped on D-day, World War II, you're on a boat.
Just running and getting running on Norden D-Beach, watching hundreds of people get
mode down.
Explain D-Day?
Well, how do you not like to see what I'm going to explain?
How do you not know?
D-Day was, when the US were storming the Germans on Norden D-B-H, and the Germans
had these concrete structures that were hooked with, like, fucking, like, dig automatic
machine guns, and they had all these spikes on the B-Chis, so you couldn't really drive
off on them, you just had to drop the boat a little like far back and they would jump off
the boat into the water, D-Day boats. So they would be in these boats packed like sardines
and they would drive up to the beach, this hatch would open, they would all run out, all of them
would die. Not just the US, I'm saying from the US is perspective. I know there was other countries
involved, I'm saying US Germany was the people of the, that were defending.
It's like saving private Ryan, yeah.
And you would go, Canada, France, Australia, yeah, it was all the, it was the allies, it was
the allies versus the access powers, but I'm pretty sure the only people on the
access powers were Germans.
Was there Italians in D.A.?
I don't know if they were on the, the lines in D.A.
or on the defending side.
No, I think it was just Germans up there.
I don't know.
I'm not a genius on D.A., anyway, somebody said this is boring.
Fuck out of string, bro, who gives a fuck?
Imagine, bro, the first waves of these boats of like, you know, all the Allied powers,
literally all of them died, all of them died, like instantly.
The U.S. and the Allies strategy was we're just going to keep sending people at some point.
It was just numbers. It was a numbers game. We have more people than they can kill.
And then eventually they got through.
Piltsies.
In the Pacific, the Battle of Wattel Canal and the continued island hopping campaign resulted
in massive losses on both sides, and Nazi Germany continued doing Nazi Germany things,
so again, a horrible time.
Number 2.
13.
47.
Welcome to Medieval Times.
You really can't see anything about the mid-1300s that doesn't involve the bulldobs.
Oh my god.
All right, Bonicville Times.
You really can't see anything about the mid-1300s that doesn't involve the Bubonic
Plague.
In 1347, the Black Death began ravishing most of Eurasia and parts of North Africa.
Yeah, you hear about the Black Death 2, you just start getting bubble like black bubbles,
growth on your body.
But then a few years, the plague killed roughly a third of Europe, which probably put a
a pretty big dent into the Capuchino and scarf industries.
The plague was caused by a bacterium in the fleas of rats, and rats were basically the
podcasts of the 1300s.
Completely unwanted, but absolutely everyone had them.
Death from the bubonic plague was swift, but painful.
An infected person would develop horribly swollen lymph nodes, often accompanied by fever and diarrhea,
and would usually be dead in under a week.
Medicine at the time was, primitive to say the least.
A popular cure for the plague included taking a healthy chicken,
plucking its back and bottom clean,
and then strapping it to the patient's open source.
The idea was, if the chicken became ill,
it was helping to pull out the disease from the patient.
Oh, bro, what?
So they would try and move the illness from you to another creature.
Okay, let's check your chicken today.
Oh, awesome, it's almost dead, you're doing great.
Look at this would be repeated
into the patient or the chicken died, often both in many cases.
Cheekings weren't the only one.
What was the odds of living if you had the black plague, what were your survival chances?
Probably like 10% now, I feel like I had to be higher than zero, check, come on.
Survival chances were extremely low, up to an 80% mortality rate, so there were instances
for people to survive.
Survival depended heavily on the type of plague,
bubana can in 18% survival rate,
septicemic had a nearly zero in pneumonic had a zero.
The bubana plague was the most common,
you'd about a one in five of living.
Only animal rubbed on boils.
Plague doctors also tried rubbing cut-up pieces of snakes on them as well.
See snakes were considered evil. And so is the plague.
So the idea was that if evil things liked other evil things, putting the snake on a
poil would trick the plague into following the snake and leave the patient's body.
Wow, so people were really fucking stupid. At this time, that is, that's absurd.
Wow, that was like the best idea they had.
Like, I would rather them go, let's pee on it.
Like I would rather than be like, yeah, you got a wound there. I'm gonna pee on it. Then I'm gonna rub it on a live chicken's butt hole on your fucking wounds.
So it sucks the fucking the fucking sickness out another cutting edge cure for the black death was eating crushed emeralds
People who couldn't afford emeralds would drink arsenic or mercury instead
Red, which probably was just a little less effective than the chicken and the snake.
All the anguish from this pandemic began to pull society apart at the scenes.
Many people took the chaos of the situation as an opportunity to steal from the sick
and weak.
Needless to say, people were sick.
People were sick and weak.
If you were one of the guys that lived, you were just straight rolling in it, right?
You just steal everybody's shit.
Half the households ain't got anybody in them anymore.
They're dead.
Who's scared to help one another?
Many were left to die alone in misery.
It took centuries for Europe and other parts of the world to recover from the mass destruction
of the Black Death.
1.
5.
I could easily see, dude.
If you're in the UK half of one over half of London dies, you're going to need 30-40
years to rebuild society.
36.
This is essentially a greatest hit of all the worst moments from human history.
Things kick off with our old friend, the Superbowlcano, which sent a cloud of volcanic ash
over the entire northern hemisphere.
This laughed most of the world in virtual darkness for 18 months, brought the global temperature
down 30 degrees and caused, say it with me, widespread famine.
Things were extra bad in China, where dust rained to the ground by the handful, and 70
to 80% of the population died, the lack of sunlight led to crop failure, starvation, and
social unrest.
But wait, there's more!
On top of extreme...
That's pretty scary dude, living in like parma dark man.
Food scarcity, a plague broke out in Europe.
people would break out and bust-filled boils before perishing by thousands making disposal
of the bodies impossible.
Bodies were heaped in piles or thrown into the sea only to wash back up days later.
And the Southern hemisphere wasn't spared.
To make things worse, 536 had a powerful El Nino that warmed the waters off the South American
coast, killing fish ducks, flooding the coasts, and you guessed it, causing widespread
famine.
So yeah, 536.
Oh my god dude, people were literally just constantly on the...
I feel like society's pre like 1600s were just constantly on the brink of death like every 50 years.
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Bad driving has become normalized.
Come in phrase among urbanists, that goes,
there's a common phrase among urbanists,
that goes, you're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.
Referring to drivers who complain about congestion,
not realising.
Yeah, it's not all the drivers that are reason for congestion,
If everybody didn't drive like a dumbass, their wouldn't be bad traffic, bro.
The amount of motherfuckers that see, oh I have to get off in a mile, and they're in
the far left lane, and then it's 0.1 miles, they got a hundred meters, until they got
a fucking get off.
They go, oh, slam on the brakes, jerseys slide that bit, everybody slams on the brakes.
Now you just congested everything for four seconds.
Then nine other people do it.
Now we're congestion for 40 seconds.
And then over an hour, now there's just fucking wall
to wall traffic everywhere
because people don't know how to fucking drive.
Ising that they are contributing to it?
Suburbanites will say that the city is noisy,
not realizing that most of the noise
comes from suburbanites driving their cars into the city.
Some people will complain that building bite lanes
or transalines will make pollution worse
because Tars will spend more time idling and traffic,
not realizing that providing viable alternatives
to driving will mean fewer people
need to drive in the first place.
That's what we really need to do that reason
to you ask.
The public transportation is actually straight up garbage, bro.
You either, if you're in a big city,
you have those like subways and trains and trams.
But like outside of that,
for other purposes, be taking a bus.
That's it.
If you don't live in a big, big city
with like, good public transportation,
you're taking the bus or you're driving.
British psychologists Ian Walker
refers to this as motor normativity,
also known as car brain.
Many cities in North America are designed.
It's exclusively for cars.
It didn't used to be that way in North America.
I would say most cities are car to car travel,
like most people chat for the people with jobs in chat,
how far of a drive is your job
from your apartment for a house, 20 minutes, 25 minutes, 35 minutes.
Some people be driving an hour, hour commute, do you drive in a different state?
It does the have to be, but because drive, like New Jersey, New Jersey is weird, because
a lot of people in New Jersey work in Philly or New York, or vice versa, they're from Philly
or New York and they work in New Jersey, and so it's just people driving back and forth everywhere.
They're not taking the train, they're not taking this, they're not taking that piece of
slower.
Being is so normalized, people view cars as the default form of transportation and can't
comprehend how it's possible to live without them.
Cart crashes and dangerous driving are seen as unavoidable, it's just an everyday part
of modern life.
I mean, there's an entire genre on YouTube with thousands of videos dedicated to car crash
And there's even an entire TV show told Canada's worst driver that is over 14 seasons
I've watched this show.
It's astonishing how pad people are.
Dude, I feel like if they do a show like this, they're going to take your license away.
Like if you fail the tattoo, you know what it is, they're going to make the driving test harder.
They're going to make it harder.
And I know that's probably upsetting to hear if you're somebody that's like, you know,
16, 17, trying to get your license, bro, the driver's test, the hardest thing is parallel
parking. What, you're never even going to use that most of the time. What, and the driver's test is
literally stop a stop light, learn how to turn right, drive and don't exceed the speed limit,
and then just fucking parallel part.
What about merging on a six lane?
What about merging into a six lane highway
when the semi truck behind you won't get over?
And his load is so wide, pause,
that he's kind of hanging into the lane to the left of you.
And you need to pass him when the median's about this far away from you,
and the actual shoulder of the roads about this big.
So now you're sitting there going,
And the semi trucks puts his left blinker on and he starts going
Don't end your going into your life. What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? We got to assess that
I think it's got to be it would the advancement of AI and technology start doing simulation shit, bro
Microsoft white simulator but for driving right do a mixture do the parallel park bullshit do the driver's test
But also put a mother fucker on a bridge
Put a mother fucker on a bridge a three-lane bridge and and say all right
Here's nine exits right off the bridge. You got to get in the right one. Figure it out. Go.
Shit like that. Because people are not to do that. And then they just suck it driving. And it's like, dude, there's
there's tight, there's pizza, there's types of drivers that suck at that shit and then don't and then do it. And then they just make
kick, uh, traffic congested. And then there's people that flat out won't drive over bridges because they're that,
They're that scared or bad at it.
And 115 episodes.
Like, there's people that only drive on back roads because they're afraid of a highway.
Stop the green light.
You're stopping the green light?
Yes.
This assumption that everyone should drive and has to drive results in many bad drivers on the road
because believe it or not, some people are just not trying to drive.
And that's completely fine.
No, and I don't even want to look at the motherfuckers, but it the fact that like you cut you talk to like dumbass people on the daily
And then you could see them going 85 miles an hour down a highway
Bairrowing in a four to two 50 just
Yo, you're in a death you're in a death trap. You know, you could kill people in that fucking thing
Yet, we consistently build cities exclusively for cars and design streets that prioritize
vehicle speeds rather than the safety of people.
We need to change the way we approach road safety because, as of now, bad driving has become
normalized.
You stand by.
No.
I'm locked up.
Yo.
Toronto is mostly curious to be camera,
but just take it down by a camera.
Not only are both up driving orders a thousand times safer,
it would fix traffic.
And you'll be able to drive everywhere.
Like, oh, I've never been in a way,
and I do think they are good.
They're good in a sense of like,
you kind of need all the cars to be self-driving cars,
but the funny thing is shit about way,
is uh... did you ever see the one video where they got in the south
driving like lamino and it just kept doing loops in a parking lot and he
couldn't get out
so he starts filming himself and he's like dude it's just doing circles in
this empty parking lot i can't do anything
he's like he's like trapped in this car
what about now in marsha 2020 at the beginning of the covid pandemic
U.S. Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin made this statement.
We don't shut down the autonomy because tens of thousands of people die on the highways,
it's a risk we accept so we can move about.
Over 40,000 Americans die each year from traffic collisions and hundreds of thousands
are severely injured, many of which face permanent in life.
The problem with self-driving cars, though, is people don't care, well, people don't
want to die in a car crash, but people don't care if somebody dies in a car crash to
human error, people would care if they
dive in a car crash due to robot error.
Like, that's one of the advancements of like computing
and technology.
That's really good.
Is that like we could get in a situation where computers
describe you everywhere.
And you don't have to do it.
People would still die.
But last would die.
And when somebody dies, it would learn that to a T
to where nobody would die in that way again.
The problem is, if you get into a self-driving car
and you fucking die, your family's gonna be so much more mad
than if you died in a car crash,
and it's your fault, cause you blew a fucking stop sign.
Because then they have nobody to blame, but you, right?
Or the guy that was driving, but it's like a robot killed you.
Oh, all hands are off the table, right?
Even though more people die to humans,
than people would die to robots,
or robot car driving, you know, like self-driving cars.
People would still rather have, you know,
50 of 500 times, 500 acts deaths from humans
than self-driving cars,
because you're putting your life in your own hands,
versus something else.
All-trained conditions.
To put that into perspective,
that's each equivalent to a fully loaded Airbus A380,
the world's largest commercial aircraft,
crashing into the ground and chilling everyone on board.
Wait, what?
Many of which face permanently life all-trained conditions.
to put that into perspective that men and s die each year from trap set so we can move about.
Over 40,000 Americans die each year from traffic collisions and hundreds of thousands are severely injured,
many of which face permanently life altering conditions.
To put that into perspective, that's each equivalent to a fully loaded Airbus A380,
the world's largest commercial aircraft crashing into the ground and killing everyone on board every single week.
This has reached traces levels as pedestrian fatalities have increased.
I mean, it's scary dude like the amount of like near-death car crashes people get into is insane.
Like I was I was talking to y'all about how I was doing like 75 on highway and I'm merging lanes.
And a guy just starts merging into the lane that I'm merging into at the same time as me.
And I have to fucking full swarve away.
Like me and him collided that would have surely been a fucking car by what somebody might have died.
It's dramatically over the past decade.
Anybody that's been driving a car for like a while probably has so many like near-death experiences in a car or just near-car crash experiences.
A trend not seen in other developed countries.
So no, it's not because of cell phone.
Oh wait, the US is that much higher.
So, oh my god.
But actually in fatalities, the US diverse is European.
the other developed countries. So no, it's not because of cell phones. But in America,
we brush this off as being the cost of doing business. That's just a crazy pay to keep
the wheels of the autonomy turning.
The other problem is to cars are getting larger and larger and part of that is the thought
behind the average human brain is, hey, if this car is really big, I also want to really
big car because then if we crash all probably be safe. So like in Europe you see a lot of small like, you know, hatchback level cars, but in the U.S. is these big lifted F-250s that way thousands of pounds, because the bigger the cars around you, the bigger the car you're going to want, because you're going to feel a lot safer in a larger car.
If your car is bigger than anybody else, and it's also like an ego thing for some people.
Two biggest culprits of this are a vehicle speed and vehicle size.
Anyone who knows a bit of physics understands that a formula for kinetic energy is
half an object's mass times velocity squared.
So as cars did bigger and heavier and as people drive faster, the chances of dying from
a collision increase exponentially.
In the US in Canada, it's widely accepted to treat speed limits like suggestions that it's okay to drive 10 or 20 over the speed limit because everyone does it.
I'm going to have this take.
I think if you're speeding on non if you're speeding on like a rural road, that's different.
Then in a highway like if you're on a six lane highway and everybody's going 75
When the speed limit 60 you're going 75
Because then it gets concerning that you're slower than everybody and everybody's weaving around you in dangerous manners
Right, no seriously like if I'm going 60 and everybody else is going 75
They're gonna start going
And they're fucking, they're just, they're not even checkvying, they're Jersey
sliding around your ass.
Now if you're going 75, it'll just follow you.
So it's like I'm not advocating for speeding, but there's certain situations where like
you've got to move with the pack in a car.
And that's like just how people drive in the US.
The police aren't going to bother, ticketing you.
So it's okay to go 90 in a 45.
No, not advocating that for you slony, Jenny, you stupid fuck.
just didn't listen to what I sat in, you're trying to rage bait me.
One study finds that 42% of drivers don't even consider themselves to be speeding until
their 10 to 14 miles per hour over to speed limits.
One psychological reason for this is...
I think the average American though, goes 5 to 10 over, on a rural road, on a highway, way
more.
Sorry if I was rude, so me Jimmy, that's just piss me off.
No, it's not okay to go 90 and a 45.
You get arrested for doing that.
Like there's a level of going over the speed limit where you have to appear in court
and you get your license taken and you went 45 over the speed limit, you're never driving
again.
Alright.
The vast majority of drivers don't face any cause of you to go to jail.
Penses for driving dangerously most of the time, speeding running red lights and driving
while impaired happened very often, but for an average person, the chances of getting
into a collision are pretty rare.
I mean, like in that instance, in this person, in this instance, everybody should get out of the car and shame that person.
And just be like, Jane, Jane, Jane, you almost killed somebody, Jane, and then move on.
The chance that they just drive away.
Love getting into a collision are pretty rare.
I mean, if it wasn't, nobody would be driving.
But this, I why on the horn, uh, hey, it's there for a reason.
Motherfuckers don't use their horn enough. You gotta use your horn. I feel like that's a problem in the US in big cities
Motherfuckers use their horns on highways, bro
Lay on that motherfucker lay on that other partner let people know and then there was snap their head there in a walk
Like now they know you're there. I feel like people getting car crashes when they could just go
And then possibly go fuck and they move out of life. It's many drivers over confidence
They see that their actions don't have immediate consequences
this so you know rolling stop signs I've got and pulled over twice for
all there's much more I run them like that though I've rolled a stop sign I've
got and pulled over for all the stop sign this guy's going like 15 over like
he's just like not even stopping all like slow down to where my wheels don't
like I don't go like this but like I'm like three miles an hour and then I go
because there's no cars but then you get pulled over for that.
Having media consequences so there's much more likely to keep doing it.
Studies show that most people believe they are better drivers than they actually are,
and people tend to underestimate the risk that come with breaking the rules.
Speed is one of the biggest reasons why cars crash into buildings so often here in North America.
One of the biggest things that made me realize that thermos feeding a stupid is that the amount
of time you save, speeding, decreases with the higher the speed, like with the higher the speed.
But if you're going 10 over in a 40, you're going to save more time than if you're going
10 over in a 75 like the speed limit 75 and you're going 90 you're going to save like a minute not even like it you could do the map for like the distance like it's very minimal like if you would just gone the speed limit it would be better
The official number is poorly documented, but this is estimated to happen at least a hundred times a day in the US and many experts still think that's an undercount
Charles crashing on the I beat pissed dude. This woman just runs in your fucking house the day
Oh my god in the US and many experts at the page act now. She got a pay for that. Yes, don't think that's an undercount
Charles crashing on the sidewalks have also something in a car the car drive the driver in the car
To even get out the count. Charles crashing on the sidewalks have also become so common that this was a genuine tweet from the Colorado state
patrol. They're basically telling people to only walk one way down the sidewalk so you can
make eye contact with the distracted drive. I do that. I know you're not supposed to. If I'm
running a bike on a road, I ride towards the traffic. Like if there's not a bike lane. I don't
like riding a bike and having cars pass from behind me. I would rather see the car in front of me
So, if it's fucking driving towards me, I can weave versus it's you're supposed to go with.
I don't give a fuck. Have a cop pull me over for that. I'll I'll take that out gladly take the
ticket. If I if there's not a bike lane and I'm riding a bike on a road, I'm riding the I'm riding
in the opposite lane. I don't care if I fuck up the congestion of the traffic. I'm not getting
because you're getting hit by her. That's a clip.
It's when a motherfucker's drive in the same direction you are.
Who's about to kill you?
I mean, it's not like there's anything we can do about it.
When we tried to do enforcement through
speed cameras, speed traps, or tidgeting,
many people stuff at it,
claiming they're just cash drives, or Dr. Eusliss.
They'll claim that speeding is actually safer
because you're just going with the flow of traffic.
Which I... It's true, but...
Yeah, I think it's true in certain scenarios, but when you do say that, then it advocates for
everybody to speed and nobody all their stop.
Everyone is still speeding.
Some people will take this further and go out of their way to block or destroy speed cameras.
In Toronto, there are over 500 cases of this in a single year, and one particular camera
was spray painted on 31 times over the span of just a few months.
Here's parts.
Well, speed cameras also, the most useful shit in the world because you know where the
speed cameras are.
Even when I was in Iceland, I didn't know where the speed cameras were in Iceland, and
Iceland, like the, the, the fucking fastest speed when it's like 50 miles an hour or something.
But all these cars would pass me and then slam on their brakes because they're locals
and they know where the speed cameras are.
So you speed and then you go, I'm probably about 200 meters away from the speed camera,
in Iraq, go to speedrun it, and then speed again.
Alright.
5 Drive, a street that's notorious for speeding cars, aggressive driving, and free
quintalitions.
Over the past 10 years, there have been over 1,400 collisions on this road leading to 5 serious
injuries and 3 deaths.
After a collision in 2021 involving 5 vehicles and a death of a 70-year-old couple, the city
of Toronto reduced these speed limits and installed a speed camera, which has since issued
over $63,000 tickets and generated nearly $7 million, making parts I drive one of the most
tidgeted roads in Toronto. According to the city, these measures have reduced the average speed,
but some vehicles were still caught going over 120 to 100s an hour. The only thing here,
120 in a 40?
Here that's keeping people from driving that.
Still, KPA, what is 120 KPA, like 65?
Faster is all the traffic.
That speed camera was vandalized earlier this year, because of course it was.
And recently, someone chopped a doubt.
I don't like a tree.
A few days later, these city put it back up, but on the same day, someone chopped a doubt again.
I don't think speed cameras are effective ever-using speed.
Y'all remember when I was a kid, I saw a mother fucker steal a stop sign.
Holy shit. I saw him go it. I-Yo. It wasn't like a neighborhood.
He like walked up and went and picked that shit out of the ground and just walked away.
And there are much better ways of slowing down cars, which all gets you.
It wasn't like a big intersection.
But it really shows just how normalized it is for drivers to break the rules.
When cyclists are constantly scrutinized for rolling through a stop sign, while this is considered heroic.
Traffic collisions have become synonymous with the term accidents.
As of these collisions are unexpected and unprovencible.
Recently, I've been really into those airline crash documentaries.
You know those videos that dive super deep?
That's cap.
It's not cap.
This was at way, when I was way younger, I was probably like six years old.
I might be misremembering it slightly, but I remember my neighbor, he was like 35 or 40,
and he lived with his mom who was older, and he was, I don't know what disability had,
but he had a disability, and he wasn't trying to seal it, like he just ripped it out of
the ground and then walked away with it, and then they had to put it back.
And to aviation incidents and why they happened, if you watch any of those, you would
know that crash investigations are complicated, they don't just blame the pilots and
fire them. They go super deep into all the underlying psychological and systemic factors that
was he the guy that put corn CDs in your backyard? Oh, the dude. That guy. Yo, that shit was crazy.
I was like eight years old. I was like eight or nine walk outside. Just see some dude
but ask naked. Like yo. What the fuck? He, this was a different guy. No, this was a different
And I was a different place, too, and then I, you know, I just, I tell my mom, I go back
and thought it was like, I was weird.
And he was only working at me.
He was just like outside naked.
And then one day I, like, see the CDs sticking through the fence.
And it's like two or three CDs.
What is this?
I hope it, I like, what could the CD?
And it's just, it's just straight porn.
It was like one of those old like porn CDs.
Let to the trash.
The airlines restructure pilot training in adopt stricter maintenance proceed.
Then he got kicked out by the tenant.
Cheers.
The aircraft manufacturers improve their technology and quality control.
Well, unless you're Boeing, but the point here is that it's complicated and it's all
done so that we're 99.9% sure that a similar crash won't happen again.
Now compared that to the way we treat hard crashes.
In North America, there's a huge emphasis on personal responsibility.
Whenever a hard crash occurs, the conversation is always about who's fault it was.
That person did something wrong to cause the crash, and if we all be more careful
next time we can avoid those crashes.
They're always blamed on the behavior of individual road users, as if that's the only
factor that leads to crashes.
But they'll say that our roads aren't inherently dangerous, stupid people are dangerous.
This is one of the main arguments people make for autonomous vehicles.
Driverless cars will remove human error from our roads.
Our cities will be safer than ever.
You'll sometimes...
That not true, you're saying it like it's our casted.
I feel like the majority of car crashes are preventable.
You're about the techno-utopian future where every car is self-driving and communicates with
each other in real time, allowing them to flow through intersection seamlessly.
But, man, I wouldn't hate to talk about it.
I did not think that it would look like this.
I felt like self autonomous cars would still have like traffic lights.
It would still follow like common road rules.
Stop the trust this thing.
I didn't think it would just be like, all right, we're going to remove the stop lines, the AI are just to read where the other cars are.
First fatal collision involving an autonomous vehicle happened here in Tempe Arizona, a woman J.W.W.
across the road at night and was hit by one of Uber's first autonomous vehicles.
The crash report concluded that the person in the vehicle was at fault for not paying
intention.
The woman was at fault for Jay walking and Uber was at fault because their vehicle didn't
even classify them as a pedestrian until 1.2 seconds before the crash.
But do you really think people have the attention spans to just sit in a self-driving car
and look out the window and chase anything happen?
I don't know, man. I think that's a mixture of things. I think that mainly falls on the, I think that, I don't, dude, who does that fall on?
I mean, that's kind of crazy. You just walk across a highway in the middle of the night.
But I think it's also like you shouldn't be on your phone in a car. It's, it's and it's the AI.
But I don't know.
And back in 2013, when Google was first testing, it's like, dude, you ever drive a car and you see some guy, bro, this ship has us me off.
Somebody on the side of a road, there's no shoulder or the road. There's walking on the road. It's pitch black. There's no street lights.
And they're wearing all black. Why? Why are you doing that? You're wearing all black walking in the middle of the road in the middle of the night.
like you're almost asking to get hit by a car.
Like obviously people should be paying attention,
but there's multiple times where I literally had to go,
oh fuck, in like, swerve,
even though I'm only going like 30 or 40,
because there's just a guy standing.
On the misvereatals, they gave it out to several employees,
telling them to always pay attention,
never take their hand off the steering wheel,
and the hidden cameras would be washing them.
Despite these warnings, people were testing, putting on makeup, and falling asleep.
All while they were driving on a highway.
Yeah, that's not, falling asleep at the car.
There have also been fully trust in, just like one of the first waves of AI cars.
Several cases of people are getting arrested or killed while riding in a driverless Tesla,
despite Elon Musk claiming that they are feature complete, full self-driving.
People just become reliant on technology very quickly.
So if drivers are expected to manually take over when something goes wrong, what's
going to happen when people start driving less and lose their driving skills?
Better technology and automation at-stroke allows us to push the limits, add back up
cameras to vehicles and people might stop looking over their shoulders, add lane change
assistance technology and people might stop using their mirrors.
It would be naive to think that technology will just make all our problems go away without
introducing new problems that we didn't even consider before. Going back to the
crash in Arizona, this is where it took place. It's effectively a four lane highway
sitting right beside a park in a concert venue. Before the crash, this median had a
decorative brick pathway, which lets a lot light up by the steering path. Yet there is
a single crosswalk, unless you walk nearly 400 feet to the north or damn dude.
Yeah, so the J walker, the J walker J walking, it's like you blame them, but at the same time like I would I would also cross the road like they did, you know, like I everybody J walks that's like I would say that as a crime that every person's committed.
I J Walk. Everybody came on. You're just walk. I'm crossing the road. Literally when I was in New York, I J Walked every day
I If there weren't cars coming I would cross the road and if there were cars coming I would walk across and I'll look and I'll go if I get hit and die with my fall
Like I'm making that piece with myself. I'm going I'm going to J Walk if I if police don't stop you now the cops
Everybody J walks in New York
When you know if there's no cars coming, you go, there's no cars, and it's a one lane road, and you go, still look both ways, because your dumbass will be known, and you go, all right, and then you walk across the road.
Pops don't care.
2700 feet.
The only way they're taking you for J walking is if you flat out, like, run diagonally across an intersection, or like, sprint when a car's, and act this way around you.
the river to the south. But instead of actually adding more cross-wats and redesigning the road
to slow down cars, the city replaced the brick pathways with rocks and added more signs prohibiting
pedestrians. This is ultimately the issue here. Traffic engineers actively designed roads that
are hostile to people walking for the sake of speeding up cars. So is it all my god dude or there's
No, like I mean, do the reason that I'm Jay walking to is because like if I'm standing on this rodent's nighttime
And I in it and it says I shouldn't walk and I start hitting that thing and it goes wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
And it sounds like this wait wait wait
Fuck you and I cross the road
So is it really a surprise? I'm not advocating for that by the way
It's like, if there's traffic, I guess I'm running across the road, it's just like there's no cars on the road I'm going to cross.
Speeding and road safety are such major issues here.
We already have the solutions to our transportation problems, but most of them involve slowing down the cars,
which is just unacceptable for American cities.
Instead, we get told that better technology and self-driving cars will solve all of our problems
problems without fixing the underlying issue, which is our inefficiency and dangerous
hard-upend and transportation system.
It's like a drug addict claiming he'll be rich and successful without changing his unhealthy
addictions.
Decades of road safety research and best practices from around the world show that road
and street design is one of the biggest factors in speed reloading.
We just said a guy is smoking a cigarette, you need a shot dude like using like crack or something.
collisions. Wide, flat, and stray roads make it easy and comfortable to drive in high speeds.
But narrow streets with curves and obstacles like trees or ballards will make drivers
on comfortable driving too fast and reduce the damage if a crash does a curve. We need to
accept that when a driver crashes onto the sidewalk, they are the ones to face the consequences
and not the innocent people watching on the sidewalk. A grid example is the vision zero strategy
the first adopted by Sweden in the 90s, or the sustainable safety approach from the Netherlands.
When a crash occurs, human error is considered, but they also look at how the environments
and the design of the street can be changed to avoid.
Yeah, like this, bro, the bike lane shouldn't be right next to the fucking car lane with
no median, bro.
Oh my god, that pisses me off.
the bike lanes like this and then it's just the cars and I'm like if they fucking go
you're dead you're dead like they don't even need a crash like they could move six inches
to the right and you're dead they could clip you look at how the environment and the design
like this looks so nice no wearing thought is there anywhere in the US has shit like this
if the street can be changed to avoid future crashes oh my god it's just peaceful you're
You're not here, YESSS!!
Erm, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM.
And the fucking, it's the Forged Spottering, that definitely wouldn't pass a fucking
engine best.
This is how Oslo, the capital of Norway achieved zero pedestrian fatalities in 2019.
Povocan in New Jersey hasn't had a single pedestrian death in the past seven years after
the city redesign several intersections to improve visibility.
Yeah, so you don't have to like peek around that that looks fine, but it's still not like safe to like just run
Okay, Hoboken is like this is better, but it's not like there's no bike lanes that are good like this like you're still
There's just more visibility for the cars and the people
Joing that's a part still good though. Side drive the city has proposed redesigning the street like this is bad
I don't like this
Also, that's, are these like AI people?
And adding bite lanes, which are proven to make...
Yeah, bite lanes are good, but I would say you even have a median separation between the bite lane.
Have a bite lane, and then have a fucking concrete wall in front of the bite lane in the people.
It's redesigning the street.
Don't just have these little fucking little plastic flames eat,
or don't, don't, don't, don't.
and adding bite lanes, which are proven to make streets safer for all road users.
But this has upset many people because it was slowed down the little travel times by
one to three minutes.
Mind you, this is a street that runs never mind, that's unacceptable.
Right in between a res-netrun mind, never mind, never mind, don't add it.
Essential neighborhood and the largest public park in the city, with sports facilities,
playgrounds, and a zoo for children.
So I really don't agree with framing this issue in terms of traffic flow, as opposed
to safety.
But you'll see this constantly.
People opposing road safety improvements like bike lanes, even...
And I feel like if you add bike-lank bro, if you added bike lanes in eddy city in
the US, I think momentarily traffic would get worse.
And then it would get better because people that have to drive three miles would be
more motivated to take the bike.
And that increases exercise decreases obesity rate, traffic stays about the same, more people
can take a bite to work, I feel like it's just a win-win win-win win scenario.
On small residential neighborhood streets, or even major streets that are lined with shops
enough rapid transit under it, they actively fight against infrastructure that will save
people's lives, all because it would slow down their cars by a few minutes.
If you were to go back a hundred years however, this attitude would be completely different.
In the 1920s, it was perfectly fine for people to just walk across the street.
Streets were universally recognized as shared public spaces.
But as cars became faster and started killing thousands of people every year, they were viewed
as deadly intruders and people overwhelmingly wanted strict regulations like speed governors
on them.
Whenever a motor vehicle struts someone walking, the motorist was fully responsible,
because, you know, they were the ones driving a big fast vehicle on a busy streets.
The fee auto industry knew that cars were fast and deadly, but tight regulations would
destroy their profits.
So they spent millions of dollars on massive campaigns to redefine the streets as a space
exclusively for cars.
Dude, this looks so fucking stressful man, oh my god.
Tiving or walking across the street dude, there's just people standing in the road.
There's just people standing in the road just walking.
He defined the streets.
Oh my god, dude.
Like this person, like this one is just standing.
It's exclusively for Tars.
They lobbied the government and actively fought against measures to limit their speed.
They sponsored school.
Lobbing should be illegal, I agree.
Safety campaigns to brainwashed children.
And they invented the term J walking to shame people for crossing the streets.
Within just a decade, the auto industry had jacelated every...
Okay.
Well, I don't think, yeah, the term J walking to make it a crime's a little crazy, but
I think this guy is also a fucking idiot, like I'm not going to side with the drivers
that are running over people.
But at the same time, this guy sees this car barreling towards him and goes, yeah, he'll
probably stop.
I hope probably stop and they invented the term J walking to
what I got in hit right there back.
Car would have collected what I got in right over people for crossing the streets and
he's like oh oh oh oh within just a decade the auto industry had
gaslighted everyone into believing streets where motor through fares and people
watching were now the intruders rather than the victims today I think you just need
to separate things, I think you need just a driver's place and then walking place.
The way we treat bicycles and electric micromobility is the same way we treat a car
back in the 1920s.
When it comes to cars, we're willing to sacrifice safety for the sake of speed and convenience,
but when it comes to bicycles or scooters, they're treated like a major safety hazard.
Sure, there are cases where e-bidriders have injured people on the sidewalk, but the
The vast majority of fatal collisions and injuries are caused by cars.
And we don't pay much attention to this anymore because it's so normalized.
My credibility isn't the problem.
It's part of the saloon.
Like how did that guy even run over the fucking sidewalk?
Encouraging people to cycle instead of drive.
Let's see a last.
I don't think he would show somebody getting gravely injured, Jack.
I will make her a street safer because the safest car trip is that one that never happens
in the first place. Here's the thing, though, in many parts of the...
Can't just get rid of cars. Like what the solution would have to be like literally
increased public transportation drastically. You need to build more railroads, you need to have
more subways, you need to have more bosses. US and Canada, you literally cannot go anywhere without a
car, which means that children and people's grandmas with poor eyesight are forced to drive,
otherwise they have no independent mobility at all. Yet as soon as a child turns its
This teen learning to drive is teen as a right of passage, a step they take to finally
become an adult.
That learning to drive grants you the freedom and independence instead of implementing
pedestrians, security, and 500 billion to Israel.
Yeah, give them more missiles.
And in the dough where ever you want, and my tax dollar should go, if you don't do
it.
Who this?
People look down on you and tell you to grow up, how other people have to drive you around
for the rest of your life, or they'll assume you're just a drunk driver who got their
license taken away.
Part of Penency forces people who don't want to drive or shouldn't be driving to drive.
It's sure a driverless car might help, but a lack of accessibility is a problem inherently
caused by car dependent planning.
So are they really necessary?
In many watchable neighborhoods, it's already common to see children or old people getting
around by themselves and being fully independent. Even in the suburbs, like here in
Markham, Ontario, this bike lane allows many seniors to safely bike themselves.
And that's like even though there's no gap that feels like a safe bike like this feels
like a safe bike lane because you're like way off and there's a railing, but even if there's
not a railing like here, like you're so far from the road that like, it's not, you're not worried.
They bike themselves to this mall, which is a vital community gathering space for Chinese
Canadians. AVs are not here to save the planet, they're here to save the auto industry.
When I imagine a city of the future, I don't think of this. I think of this.
Pedestrianized plazaes then encouraged people to walk around and relax.
Massive transportation hubs with fast frequent intercity trains and automated metros.
High-quality bicycle pass and giant bicycle parking garages to encourage active
of transportation, and lots of greenery and rivers into gray.
Yeah, like E-Bike shit, just like an E-Bike that goes like 20 miles an hour.
Did into the urban fabric?
For people where helmets have like restrictions on that, and then it would just make everything
easier.
Traffic pollution and road safety are simply not as big of an issue in these places, and
they achieved this without any fancy sci-fi technology at all.
There are so many good alternatives here that the only people who drive here are those
are really want to, or need to. And because those drivers likely watch, cycle, or
take transit themselves, they're much more sympathetic to people outside of car.
Yeah, this is a different scenario, bro. We even need it. You got to have like bike
chains and shit, brother. This motherfucker just got this on a kickstand, just settled,
bro. Yo, you walk back. If you're in the US, you need your bike like that. Somebody steal
in that shit. More sympathetic to people outside of car. Are there bad drivers here?
Yeah, probably, but bad driving is just not as normalized
as it is in hard-dependent societies.
The solution is not banning hard.
Definitely not, bro.
And everybody has bikes of why steel, that's true.
This is just like how we didn't just flat-o-band cigarettes,
but we did bans moting from bars, restaurants,
and most indoor places.
We did four cigarette companies
to cover their packaging with health warnings.
Cars are obviously different.
So, that's Canadian people.
I was gonna say that you asked to not do that.
That is what smoking packages look like in other countries though.
No food mar, food mar equal cancer.
Warnings.
Charizard.
Yeah, love that.
It's a lot less appealing.
It's a lot less appealing when you open a pack of moral burrow reds to smoke them and it has
a person with neck cancer just straight up on the fucking package.
Charizard obviously difference.
They're much more useful and have completely changed the way we travel and move goods.
Sure, if you live on a farm in the middle of Nebraska, yeah, you probably need a car.
This whole channel is probably irrelevant to you.
But cars are also much more deadly and destructive to people and the environment.
So for most people living in dense urban areas, limiting cars from certain places makes a lot of sense.
We can start by pedestrianizing streets and slowly building wider sidewalks and bike lanes.
Once we've expanded our public transit system and densified our gowns, we can introduce congestion
pricing and add stritter penalties for reckless driving.
When smoking bands were first introduced, many people were against it.
But after a while, people saw how great it was.
Yeah, but dude, if you have reckless driving, there's gotta be like, oh my god, then people
are gonna know when they pulled over there to be like, what did I do?
And it becomes like a subjectivity thing for the officer to decide whether or not you're
like recklessly speeding or driving.
Now, you can not speed in speeding, definitively.
We're matching going back.
Likewise, congestion pricing in New York
has made a lot of people upset,
because people don't like change,
especially when it affects thumb.
But I would bet you nine US dollars
that a year after congestion pricing gets implemented,
most people are gonna forget about it,
because they'll see just how much better it makes the city.
This happened when car...
Oh my god, yeah, when there's a fucking car
everywhere, do you all constantly here?
As we're banned from Central Park, people were angry, but now you would be crazy to think that we should let cars back in.
Like this looks awesome, dude.
The same thing is happening to High Park in Toronto.
The city started closing into cars on weekends, which has summoned every single car into protests.
And then it gives you a tight be hangout, two more people are willing to go out and hang out in public spaces and meet new people.
About how they can't drive their 90-year-old grandma into a park anymore.
But as surveys from the city show, most people would prefer a car free park.
That driving is normalized, but we can change what's normal through slow incremental
steps.
It just takes some time getting used to.
That was a fucking W video, bro.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Chats?
Let's play some games now.
That was a fun reaction segment.
Juni, thinking of the set, Maya, thinking of the five.
Personally, it doesn't make any sense to be why people across the street Jaywalk when a couple
feet away from those across the way to use it, footfaker in the
1000. But he's, but he rather a slow coming every time he
burp or every time he sees you have to put the closest person
full for us. Not answering, but I stay give the sub 9,
take it to the threat. We're interested to show you the
ported action can help you, brother. I'm in cool for the sub
column and stuff with the sub. I'm sorry. You've been struggling
with that man. I don't think I'm the guy to ask about that.
Elijah, think of the five gifted. Go, think of the threat. One
of the blackers usually convict of the three. I always let your
content. My great grandmother passed away yesterday. I'm sorry
to hear that man. Rip in the chat. Cage and call for the sub
and I'm a bird for the sub adamant gizzie for the sub cage and quantum take it to the sub
dodgeone yell and many of the sub on and Paul for the sub already and stick it to the sub don't and JT for the sub
but back the tier three what's up though that let's take it to the three of we're going to have to raise the next
share stream or is it still TPD I mean I'm probably going to match chat owners up to like 10k but
I don't know I think I'm probably set a goal of like five to match for 10
It's for the sub the HA one though bigger because the HA one I'm working with HA the chair of the stream
I'm going to show you my favorite first.
This is for a palestines.
I'm going to play fund.
It's just a solo stream.
H.A. don't be on a group of that.
It's going to be like a whole plan thing with games and a challenge and stuff.
So that one of them would be like 20.
But this one probably like, you know, matched like 10, muffin it to you for the sub.
Crap and funny for the sub.
Andrew and Joe's.
Thank you for the five gift.
Joe bread and juicy for the sub.
But the sub be pack.
Take it for three.
A lot of your.
Thank you for the five gift.
I'll put.
Thank you for the three.
Well, it's wrong with my question.
You said would you rather a slower every time come out you every time you burp come out
every time you sneeze you have the punch the close person full force. They're both horrible.
Tony thank you for the five get good. All right.
Shats. I'm gonna go piss and then we're gonna hop into Marvel rivals. Count me down 30 seconds
Tony thank you for the five get kids. I'm on thank you for the three. If gave her
subs reach out to give you a flavor of what flavor when you want it to be. Don't know yet.
But that would be a fun to make a flavor check.
Help me down 30 seconds.
You
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All right, we're back, city lives for the sub-fix and stimped the sub-eye.
I think of the three shots. It is time for some gaming. We're not doing any YouTube gaming today. We're going to be playing Marvel fucking rivals
One of my favorite games to grind chat. We're going to be playing it today trying to fucking rank up because I actually want to hit a good rank today
We're not playing our creators today. I'm sorry chats
Exhibition with schedule feeling under the schedule of doing Marvel rivals right now. I don't know how many games we're going to play two three four who knows
to tomorrow live at one doing random games probably going to start out
stream maybe doing like a bite night diner died type like horror game then
maybe a little bit of the S&P we got a brovy broke use if then we're going to
be on the S&P again Sunday I'm going to be live at noon doing reacts Monday
S&P enter dragon flight Tuesday I'm off Wednesday horror games how
March dropping into quarantine zone finishing quarantine zone Thursday the
are the 330 Friday reacts. They collab at four Saturday. I'm going to be doing the S&P
Rovy Bro with Edward next Saturday. Next Sunday, PCR off charity, Schryndry
Act A, then it's the second third. I'm all fourth for it. I turn to my fifth
sixth, sixth, seventh, eighth, not live vlogging three YouTube videos. I will be background
in out streams for new games. Pure and Tony for the set FG. Take it for the five.
Charity Schryndry's well late. February for HA and March we have F cancer. Can I draw your
even rivals no thank you for asking no don't really know what you would have thought I would have said I apologize but no
what rank are you in marba rivals chat yes right now new season
games have been going pretty poorly if i might say uh this season i would love to hit
what's after gms celestial or is it i think it's the last deal eternity i would love to hit
It's the last deal this season.
All right, I'm not bronze three.
Dick, I'm plaque three, middle plaque three.
Season just started though.
I got a grind.
Highest rank I've achieved is GM,
but that was the last season that I actually played played.
Then I was like diamond diamond plaque
because I wasn't really playing last season.
I really played because our creators
crazy enough at the sub here for the sub.
Now we're locked back in though.
I still play our creators,
but I get rage now that that game pretty quick.
All right, shats, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in, let's go, feel like it's a while quiet.
Might as well be changing to game category?
We did not.
I'm changing it.
Marvel rivals is their drops from Marvel rivals. I don't know
Maybe you'll be able to get them now
Make it away for our shaders load. You have a platform three middle platform ready. We look at our our match history
Check these the past few games I've been playing you know, keep this
SPP loss SDP loss SDP loss SDP loss SDP loss SDP loss. I can't get a fucking break
This game
10 final hits
12,000 damage, loss, and DT win.
Let's beat this loss, 18k damage, 18k damage, 8 final hits, loss, loss,
another one, the cobbler switch strange at last in the 17 final hits, 41,
1,000 damage walk, 13k healing, as well, 27,000 damage, loss.
I'm out here putting up Tom Brady performances in these Marvel Robles matches, and I'm losing 25, 25, final hits, lost.
18, final hits, Wesley Snipes, leaves our lobby, fuck you, fuck you, AFK, report his ass.
78,000 damage block, 46,000 damage.
H-E-F-O-S, boss.
Boss.
This one was so upsetting.
This was like a double OT.
That one sucked.
Oh my god.
Anyways, let's walk in now.
Joe the Kingsman of the group.
Honestly, dude.
They're calling me the second coming of Kingsman.
That's like my
My nickname and Marvel rivals outside of the collar
Outside of the collar because obviously I am a collar
Anyways, these are the people I play who the fuck are you?
Basically gamer ignore brother. I'm not joining your fuck ass team. Chewing
What's he's drinks do you get I just drink nowadays crazy stuff? I generally drink nowadays
I don't really drink THC drinks because I eat animals out
We got a good team. We got a good team. We got a good team. Do we start a calming look at me in the Jeff Jeff the shark business man
As per usual
Business as usual all fell. Yeah, what's going on guys?
Everybody wants to you. Oh everybody wants to DPS
Yeah
Hey!
Everybody wants to be the ass.
Oh, whipping!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
You have a chance.
You have a broken dagger.
Champion, cloaking dagger.
Level 50.
Level 50.
There's a level 30.
How, what level do you have to have in proficiency to hit that?
That's crazy.
50, yeah.
That's fucking nuts, dude.
That high I think the highest proficiency I have is like group and he's like total 25 maybe
We'd be at a hawk iron penny, but what's like I'm gonna be tanking today?
But which is good because I'm in tag. So I
Trying to lock that pull in the adieu's bag. Yep, new that gambit band was probably coming in
Lover philosophy channel. Thank you, Jeff. Appreciate it
I only play Deadpool tank.
I'll play Deadpool DTS.
I have play Deadpool here.
I will only really play Deadpool tank though.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry you could have this.
You know what else we do?
I would play Deadpool though.
Tank Deadpool strash.
You've never seen me f***ing tank Deadpool lose.
Oh no.
Tank Deadpool strass you've never seen me fucking tank Deadpool lose
You keep that keep that keep that
Oh, a fellow full of fellow full of
You know that's how I got to decide the cab
I don't care who hates and fears me.
All right, this team's getting straight garbage.
Actually, maybe not.
We do 3DPS is fine.
Chat, who's the worst performer on the team right now?
I'm going, I'm going, you did till Fed 13.
I can't probably set a slower in-game.
You, you did till Fed 13, probably going to be worst cat, worst cat.
if he if he got muted for a month that mother fucker said some crazy shit in chat
yeah muted muted till fat what uh what you get muted for
oh wait oh wait you can't tell me huh
Yeah, I'm gonna need those shields right on my ass. Just blow bubbles straight on my ass. The entire game. The entire game. Don't stop.
on
on
on
the mass midnight
dead mother fucker
get ready
bang
back up
pause don't pause
chat you know i'm thinking about going pro and marvellous
you just got any false about that
think about going pro
he lose him
I'm gonna run out of the group, yeah after I all I'm going through and I'm jogging on his bitch ass.
Kung-fu-di!
You bitch!
You might cheat saying a lot about me,
it's because I provide more of support.
That's why.
Otherwise, she...
Chad, that's me.
I didn't get final hit, but that's basically my show and I'm planning it.
Chad, I'm gonna be the best reporting person on the team.
You just have to get a time.
Kill the team, Ed.
Thank you.
Almost have my ult.
Got it.
Easy solo, too.
Oh my god, they queued the thing.
Worst champ in the game.
That's my mess, actually black, what up.
Oh, King!
Oh, King!
Oh, King!
Try to put on me at all.
Kind of an unneeded all kind of a wasted all don't care
Let's burn that get the glue double the lose bonds with the send here
100% here we're gonna lose it that's fine
That was a bad ol not gonna lie 9-1 now
You know kind of love in the body to this scene here
Dead
I'm locked on the dead, but they did.
It's all their pull-offing.
Easy.
Dude, and those like the easiest champ in the fucking world to play.
You know, these guys are terrible. I definitely thought I were done. And they don't tap at all. It's just GG's dude.
Did I ask them to FF?
Maybe I'll do a stagger about it.
Wow, FF.
The current floor is zero.
Two.
Zero.
Time to switch things up, including with side-chron.
Lady of the Nile.
Code 1, the Cowboy.
I'm the muted guy. Are you really? What'd you say in chat that got you muted?
What'd you say that got you muted?
Yeah, it was a great first half team. Anybody want a VC to me? I've been really alone this first half
He's at what oh, it's nice for you to talk
Who's Jim art?
He's like a streamer.
What is he streamed?
He just be streamed.
He reacted to videos and stuff like that.
Is he like a funny guy or like smarter something like that?
What is he?
What should it sound like?
It's not being worth it.
I think he's funny.
It's not a real good to have a watch on one day.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Ball.
Ball.
Battle Captain 5.
4.
3.
2.
What would you say he's handsome?
What would you say that he's like?
I don't know.
Life.
Burstblasting.
I was purposefully prompting in clashings after blazing.
Imagine that I was like as he funny, he's like not fucking hated.
Uh-oh, so I wouldn't do that now, buddy.
But he's 20's Q and 4 like he's the best.
I think...
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
I know how 4 works.
Yeah, real low right now get real low right now. Hey, hey, buddy. Let's stop upgrading their D.T.
The old Deadpool. Get some heels in the martman. Thank you
For the toddler
Once I all once I have all charred that billy me just walk in on that
This is kind of a no-moose scenario worst cases is a draw
I have a feeling we're probably gonna tap it shit though. They're a nice trade dead
I'm going straight for this guy whoooo!
How do you get all my heal me?
What?
That was our healer all?
Now they can't win without me.
They can't win without me.
I have to be there for my team.
I have to be there for my team.
No!
Oh, they're all getting rolled. Don't worry, team, I'm here.
And I'm turbo-altime used to the fuck. Wow, that's it about nothing. Holy fuck, I'm all shot off.
Switch to the main.
Oh, we got a rogue on our team now. Wait, that means I could go to her.
the
don't worry lose all attack and for you
you have to need deals on the old four guy can't really jump to myself
yeah, I don't really like this road. I really don't like this road pick up being honest
Honest
This killed the guy that recognized me
Not really like a the rogue team
No score skin. Uh, this is the love and gun the skin dumb ass
We are doing
I'm not gonna do this.
Don't play it up.
Alright, friends.
When you do damage,
you go to the top.
You'll be!
BOOOO!
I'm just standing healing around.
Oh my god. I'm not me. I'm not I'm not changing. I'm not changing. I'm getting back on because I have all in like five seconds.
Tell me we got this.
Kill that stupid fuck through the way he done his fucking throne. Kill that bitch.
Oh
All star performance in the end there chat talk about an absolute clock look at me
you
you
did he take it to the sub on disk in no indaley and tasted they can stop there for three
I feel for the dead pull in this game is crazy is just as I'd pisses me to fuck off fast with the sub clock for the sub
I think it's a bit of a prey.
Is anybody from the last game in this game?
It's going on, team.
Ah, hi, baby boy.
I kind of want to play captain of the helicopter.
Now, who am I going to finish for this man?
You kind of stood me off with that response of a being honest. I didn't really expect that
You confused the other Hispanic
You could feel the yeah, yep, that was a be sorry. Are you asking if I was Hispanic?
You responded to him
Well, I
You know being honest. I don't think race or ethnicity S of you with us. I just I just kind of heard another another person talking
Yeah, I can't. I can't. I'm not racist. I was not. I did not think that you were the same guy off of what do we thought?
Well, I think I might be a god thing something confused in here. You know what? Let's just start.
Ah, hey guys, how's it going?
to
all right, let's go fucking
this time for the win
what are we going to say Phoenix big all right we going there we kill them all
oh my god we're going the whole fucking fantastic force squad I got the things
They banned group, they banned group, they're gonna be thrown out some shut tanks here, for sure.
I think human torch is a horror attack. I hate playing with any human torch.
I'm not trying to get out of here.
If you can't be with the monsters on straight thought.
30 seconds before you.
Oh, faked f***y got off you in the torch.
That's weird.
If he's going strange, do I go?
Yeah, I'm going to the line squeak.
How are we doing, fellas?
Oh, thank thanks for responding four minutes late. Rossy, I'm doing fine. How are you?
I need to do a capture of this.
That's awesome.
Which means it's probably not right.
Do you think fun to then?
Yeah, that's fun now.
I love that healing feeling.
That's not.
That's not anymore.
No, not really.
What is the day did guys a dude that was in the last end?
Okay, this is not my shot, awesome.
No!
Oh my gosh!
There you are.
It's barely made it out of their chat.
All right, chat. You got to let me go.
I got to walk. I got to walk.
I got to walk.
I'll upgrade my upgrade my gun.
Holy best, and if they know the time upgrades for tanks at Warrior,
don't think you'll think he's out, people!
Don't think he's alive, don't think he's alive, don't think he's alive!
Kill them, he's not alive!
Leave his life, leave his life, he can't do it!
Damn!
Don't feel the fight, kill them!
Brother...
Oh, we did it!
Oh, my god!
Upgrade my e!
Freeze out coming in three, two, one!
Get the fuck, get the fuck, get the fuck!
Get the fuck!
Like, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, no one's yet!
Oh, my god, I'm alive!
I don't know why he's thinking he's not up there, I don't think he's gonna be here all day.
I'm sure he shot his eye out, I don't know why he's not up there, I don't think he's gonna be here all day.
I didn't want to take a picture of him, I'm busy.
Oh, I'm back. That's what you got to take down, buddy.
How did we not capture there?
Oh my god.
Dude, I am fraught lining where the fuck is strange at.
Did he die?
He got mobber's game trove.
He's easy.
Y'all pushing?
Money upgrade my all and then use it. I change. Oh my god
Why don't we fuck it go it where's my team?
I'm the only person getting killed.
Oh my god, portal.
I'm not gonna die.
I got the embrace, then you mine.
Okay?
What in?
Oh, where is he?
Get away in my life!
50-50 when they-
50-50 when they-
50 when they-
50 when they-
50 when they-
50 when they-
50 when they-
50 when they-
50 when they-
Give me the words fucking-
Keep in the world!
Holy shit!
How are you wanting for?
Father's smurf. Yo, can we not play a
Wanda or the fucking stretchy guy?
Let's hop off those two. Let's hop off those two. Not liking not liking the Mr. Fantastic thing
It's father's smurf dude, father's smurf's pullin' a fuckin' all time performance right now, of actually jack shit.
Oh my god he's bad.
Oh my god he's horrible.
I like some ex-man here for the vibes.
He must be.
You have father's murder for you here for the vibes?
He's just my attacking one thing.
Why can't I play any other role?
It's kind of good.
You consider where they're in exploration?
Fantastic.
He's in a lot of trouble.
You don't want to see his attacks in the middle.
That's the front of her.
You can't heal for shit.
3, 2, 1.
You have to stop that from securing the ring.
One chicken ring.
But I don't understand how you have a one-trick game that's fucking marvelous.
Like, how do you not know any?
Out of any one-trick, you pissed Mr. Fantastic.
He's like the worst character dude.
What? Who would you pick that?
Why would that be the person that you want to play?
I'm gonna help.
We're just looking for a draw right now.
RUN!
Oh my god.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm just not a fool.
What are we dealing?
Oh, they're already attacked.
Alright.
You guys are my 50-50 when Ray.
I don't feel like zero.
It's all there's to smear.
Hop off that character, Brad, out of any character you want, trick.
Ooh, I did.
Well, you can't expect to know how.
Uuuuuh! Mr. Fantastic! 0-0, I'm the only one! I'm the only one outside of our fucking healer!
That got a kill! I'm the only one! I'm the only fucking die!
On the old date! On old fucking date! I'm the only one!
Our healer! It's the only other person with a fucking kill!
Holy shit!
here for the bives
the vibes not the minutes
did i was i could avoid i'm gonna avoid
some
guys so bad
i hope i i hope i just never did i have the other team do that be a free one
sam from the separate side how much r r did i lose there
Or LP 13. Okay, we're still up. We're up 17 right now.
GTA and Sam at the sub-retro sub. She read Jeff out of town. I love Jeff.
I'm trying to get eight that Jeff right now in the event.
I get eight that Jeff will start playing Jeff. I do play Jeff. But rarely.
to
skissia
skissie rather those kids are terrible
actually
for
the first is giving you a reaction we did react for three and a half hours
probably do this maybe one more model that I would match
I don't know the names of the maps, I just fucking see him when I tap in.
Oh, we're at such a low rank that we, I would never feel pretty swapping.
I kind of want to play like, I kind of want to play like DPS this one, I'm not gonna lie.
I got the starcracker skin because it's the most annoying all in the game chat.
When he all teas goes
Happy holidays. It's amazing.
Bought this gun.
It's toxic to use it.
Hey team, how's it going?
I forgot to use Vc.
Vc and Sam's son.
Do you want to chuckle on that voice, you again?
No.
Should I play epic?
epic fucking song music to lock the end.
Let me play an aura song real quick.
the
yo what is this team bro we banned gambit oh my god
oh my god
i'll tank
i'll cancel a four set up for the fucking win
if i ever see an angel at you i instant go for
Just then I just had infinite hammers. I've infinite charge because I don't I go
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-ee hit F
Jump to it bang bang F
I do 80-tay damage
I don't like the black Panther pack isn't black Panther really bad this season
What was that spawn season?
Actually the best pick on this map is like a green.
But I'm a Q-4.
Because I want that scene.
Get in their face immediately.
Start disicating their Blacks or not Blacks.
Backline.
Who is that?
are you in trouble me no no no no I just say there's no lady in trouble me no
that long I want to use my sea but if I dive in there I might die
I might have thrown it too far it might be out of range
Well, we're just gonna roll this team.
Oh my god, Jeff.
What is that? Is that the business Jeff? I don't think I have that, Stan.
Ruffler, explanation point line.
Buddy, I'm not 500.
You really need to look down out there, Naomi?
They call me the second coming attention.
I'm back.
That was a purposeful play.
Or this exact reason.
Fuck!
Round up fucking lamp, dude.
Stop it!
Did he just fall back?
Right from the top post.
Oh my god they made it!
Get that bitch!
Get that bitch!
You're doing pretty bad?
start of the game pal start of the game start of the game buddy
why don't we fucking relax in one block and okay I'm missing Emily fucking shot
how did that hit me how did that hit me yell at the double wall yell at the double wall yeah yeah yeah
let's double wall now you guys all in a fucking die I'm telling your healers
I'm coming back, shit!
Just swirled!
Oh no, jump, run!
What's he got?
Where's he got?
She pulled a fucking hairy hoodie, where did she go?
I'm all right.
Yeah.
SHOOT!
Damn it, Jeff.
You have me scared there. Holy Dead Shats, 7k people and it's not going crazy. I bought all my views.
Sports doesn't play a game that most people won't usually watch me play. Holy Dead Shats! Holy Dead Shats!
Dude! Dude! If I was in another strainer's chat with this many viewers there would be so many people talking right now.
Are you prepping serious?
I did a little bit of a good.
Your community is just straight by flooding value.
What a lame comment that.
Yo, I will check another fucker off this map if they stack them in here.
bad
or removing this one pretty easy
they can't see p a million times
I think we get best
easy
the u to fall great job team
really proud of you guys
Don't struggle, I'm on this thing, I'm terrible, she's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
I got Jeff sucked me up yet again.
I was actually good off I jacked up.
I'm not complaining.
3 down, Jeffy.
But he just died right next to his spawn.
Probably should have walked in there just through the game.
GG's no more, you're terrible.
Don't ask.
on Iron Man. He's on the worst bet possible. Why would he go Iron Man here?
Lovely.
Epic, faking the right fear and fear of the sub.
Becate, there are 55 faking the free. You don't watch the Royal Rumble that's me.
No. Raise your T.A. and cost for the sub.
The Sanaged Z.A. and the sub.
All right, you got to play another more song for second half
Oh wait
Fuck that song what do you mean?
Chavishis aura is great.
I'm just walking in that bitch.
Oh, it's me.
I'm sorry.
30 seconds before you attack.
They got scared.
They got scared of the song we just went the game.
I'm not there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
You got an angry, you got angry work mode activated.
Almost flat, too.
One more.
One more.
Baby, too.
One more.
Don't thank you for the four.
Chills, chills, you got it.
That was a WG, you're gonna come to remember me after that.
You guys on a sex sack?
I think you guys on a sex sack?
We just have great synergy there. I don't we're all so lucky
You guys will actually maybe play the next game together. Oh, we got all like squatters
You can't even sex act and ranked can you only two God take it before I'm
Everybody instinct cute a character holy fuck oh my god. We have a Lord gambit
a
a
gold gambit
tripealer tripealer potentially
never seen somebody willingly hover rocket
i want to sit in a corner press right leg all game
vives
vives i want to just i want to press off in a whole right click
go do was i'm gonna go do was i don't want to play tank again
Who the damn gambit? I guarantee you near midnight swaps healer. I'm sure swaps from healer to DTS any gambit player almost surely. I don't know if I'm going to solo tank Thor though
I could play dive and go cap if I have to play
healer go with us if I go back without
Do double ban penny?
I'll go a little star lord back.
You'll need a top notch team to win this one.
Or believe it.
I love playing Blade.
I know he's not like the ideal though.
Who does Luna have a team up with?
Emma.
Should I play Emma?
No, I want to tell you.
The Emma team up with Luna those nice.
I'll start on Star Lord and depending on their teams function all swap thing, but we have dude
We do have three healers. Oh for the center of even the sound
On that Zaza Tyson
Are you Zaza?
Somebody's playing widow
I mean, you got me the rocket team up though.
Starbore's trash play, play, play, and all your way better tank.
Well, somebody's on him now, so-
Oh, that kind of violence isn't-
Somebody's on Emma and got off Luna.
I'm not gonna play Starbore.
I think we're gonna play Starbore.
Wait, hold up.
Tapy, be enough.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Ah!
You need to stop that vehicle.
I've got about zero damage on the board right now.
I already got about two damage on the board.
All right, we got about five damage on the board.
All right, we got about five damage on the board.
All right, we got about five damage on the board.
All right, are they going to have five damage on the board?
All right, they've got about 100 damage on the board. I love it.
You guys put too much pressure on me when I a DPS down and makes me nervous.
I'm literally going there spawn for a hillback. I love that. Oh my god, I could climb like a loser right now and try and pick one.
Do I get it? I'm gonna do that. I'm getting posh, I'm cuck. I'm running away.
Oh fuck. Yo, I think I I think Star Wars not the picture.
They Star Lords not the picture. I'm gonna stay on and down because I'm here for the body.
play rivals more dude I love playing comp games. It's just not like YouTube content, it's just like
straight spingshins. How am I almost dead bro? Oh my god. Like they're fucking dirt head
I'm not loving the heels, but I'm also not taking the angles I should be, like a loser right here.
This is T-chan go for all charge.
Oh my god, they have a black one up.
They have a black one at that whole time.
Okay
The elderly
The elderly
And that's why you star lord it's easy to scare her in the game
It's a boss
Yedge
Now I just play like a loser. I'm gonna actually play my story
I'm trying to find me. I just AD heathers kniped out
You didn't want to have that shot name.
Are they pushing out of it?
Oh my god, kill the knight!
Chat will lock him.
I got a run.
Now using the port port is last ditched in area.
I'm gonna push, I'm gonna push out and then the port.
Ah!
Boring fuck!
What would be even such easy stuff?
It gets such a silent team dude. I feel like that's why you got a duo stack and you can just calm to each other to be the first coming so stacking it's sad
Damn, there's still two minutes on the clock
Oh, I'm dead
Oh my god, I'm alive. Now I'll fuck my lives.
I could have just seen. I keep forgetting to use my port.
I just flew all the way around to just not use my port.
For a wire healer, push it up, push it up!
Rocket, sitting up, what's it?
What's it rocket?
What's it rocket?
Buddy wanted to do rocket and just sit in that angle and just do that to all that.
That's absurd, why am I trying to line it?
Why am I trying to line it?
So make push up, I'm gonna all...
You'll be...
I'm gonna all...
All thing?
Okay, died immediately at least that didn't go as planned.
Loafed the sod.
Probably sort of waited until they were in the middle of the scene stack, but I don't know why.
See like that's why I love tanking, because you can fucking control pace of play.
And like if I'm a tank bro, I'm holding that corner so much more aggressively.
And I'm not like a pro dude, I'm not like that's in a fucking game, but like I feel like
they're holding like so far back, like we could have hold that fucking corner.
The
And so I shouldn't have bought the back cuz no supposed to be playing around now
Why am I not attacking their fucking
Oh back
I blocked it!
Good portal.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I blocked myself with my own portal. I'm so deaf on him, I'm off and off.
What a half tail roll for the sub fucking ten and five
Bro they got it I'm screaming I'm screaming
I'm gonna your dummies away for tonight pass
I missed it out.
They're getting every all under the fucking sunout.
Oh my god, it's damn it!
I'm my ult. This is ideal scenario right now, Jack.
You're gonna hit him with a Wombo combo here.
I'm just fucking with fight, I'm dead.
You're gonna die in 7 seconds. I did die very quickly there.
I might be I might be the worst player on the team right now. I might be the worst player on the team right now
He's this voice that I've ever heard
Had to be okay, what the fuck is happening right now
Why
Where the hell did my whole team get wiped?
Tell them to love the south.
That's Freddy into the fuckest Freddy.
He's a name of the guy.
I'm only the line where is everyone where are they why are the tanks not on
TORK!
There's no tapes, those are behind me!
We're out the fucking wine, dude!
Get on the car!
Oh my god, I love that.
Attack!
and we hold them off and pull it back through with Blade right at the very end
are you just spamming, not just spamming, I literally click their head
ass. I could play Deadpool DPS. No. No. No. We're going to play new night. We're
not new night. We're going to play fucking play and cause of new night. Oh, you will
team up. This even know how to play play. Yo, this is why I love screaming, uh,
Competitive games because I have Edward eChatter thinks that there's an ex-fucking nace and tell me how to play the game
I have a million changements in my chat right now
You guys are not rank 500. I could tell you that for certain
Just straight up raw dogging just acting like they know the game. You don't know the game. You're not that good
I am king
I'm emerald
Is that even a rank that's not a rank?
Enrolled.
Enrolled.
What the fuck is an Enrolled?
That's not a rank in this game.
I know that's the same.
Okay, that's fucking rocker.
Being good at Rocket League, transitions to no games whatsoever.
outside of maybe like the racing games. What did transfer to racing games?
Oh no. What was even hitting me? I'm behind corner. How are they gaining all
charge that fast? Because they're better than you. Because they're garbage
feeding them because you're guarded feeding their N-PAY.
You're so bad.
You're so bad you're just feeding them constantly.
Maybe if you didn't suck absolutely more stick.
How did I miss those shots?
Maybe if you didn't suck absolutely more stick.
the
did honestly I should trip tanks because walk them right now
after I bought we don't get anything
the awesome the fact that he over in our fucking spawn right now
Steering Boy Scanger. Yeah, that's weird using the Boy Scanger in the game.
It's really really good.
Soft.
Got a back out of that.
Oh my god, I had a fucking reload on crying.
Screening.
I'm not a hulk of fuck out of them.
I'm not up here on a whole thing.
I know what I can do.
I know why you can't die.
the
trip tanks in the river here
wall-off body might as well be a terrible
you'd be good if you're on a solid
for that doesn't make any sense because then I won't be able to play the game
I do want a trip tank and I do want to play dog
I don't know, I don't think this is the team comp for the players to the Blade Star lore and there's the people I'm going to play right now
I'm not gonna play fucking catch all
Easy, okay
You just play chat for cobblers of a mess to tank
He can EPS talking about my fucking third-person
Oh, no, they had a Wolverine
He's probably dark at
I love when people swap Wolverine.
Holy ego.
I mean, not that combo. Just spamming, plus your mark.
What's somebody just spamming abilities, be able to do that?
Oh, I don't think so.
Ah
Yes
Oh, I thought it was me. I was like, I'm not frozen.
So, my son runs back there.
My run-over-run back there.
Hold up. My chats lagging.
Oh my god, I don't really need to.
Oh my god, I'm running again.
Oh my god, I'm running again.
Walk in.
Get that kill.
Come, move on!
Shoot!
Shoot!
Get it, get it!
I don't have all.
Okay.
Yeah, be the hell!
Dude, my whole team just didn't go with me.
Yeah, what that now I died.
Oh, you'll get me on for.
Solo pushing, yeah, and six-seeding did it.
My team doesn't want to push.
That's what I'm done, pal.
I'm fucking pushing.
We got 60 seconds.
We got a fucking make-up there, dude.
We just have to get three and we win
You got me on four chat. We win the game out
Your cell is your no skill you can cap in America. You're dog
all to the fuck out of me.
Ignore to every one else.
Oh, that's kind of the point of, oh, what will we do?
I love when they all trap us in our spawn.
Really bad idea.
the
are we got a push-fucking party
get three on car get three on car and we win
holy
okay and they broke
just a full target back on their fucker, dude.
That makes me so happy when I pass.
How about this as pass out?
Idiot on Captain America, don't you know that's a brand-edge character pass for my country Saturn
Jesus
They don't know how to play Capri, yeah, I'm like me.
I'm like me the best Captain America player in the Northeast, some of them say.
Triple tank Wolf's tank is still can't win.
Waffle, waffle.
There's a 4v5's at gravity.
We did battle on their team.
I don't know, but now we're plateaued.
On the come off chat, 585% of players.
any tips on for bro dash hit hit right click EF fucking you just have to chain your combos
so you build a charge for your app and your throws all right chat we're gonna call that
there that's the fucking stream right in on the win there I hope you guys have fun
watching out of my streaming if you have any videos you're in belongs to the
play video such as I give such a sad actually schedule if you want to know the
That's why we live at one tomorrow.
We're going to be starting out the stream probably with a random game, like bite, bite, night, diner, die, like a funny work game.
Maybe some random shit that we got to probably brought with you, SIF and the SMP Sunday,
we live at noon.
There's a snowstorm on the stream before it, doing reacts.
Monday, SMP day, whole day, live at four.
We're going to be grinding out the, uh, enter dragon, uh, the bunch of other shit Tuesday,
not live Wednesday, how mark drops playing that, other horror games, quarantine zone, Thursday,
VR Day, 330 Friday, stay collab playing roadblocks and reacts next Saturday, S&P,
Broly Broath, Edward, next Sunday, PCRF, charity, stream matching chat status, hope
the race like 10k or so. And then I'm going on second third on fourth for the fourth,
and I turn it on the fifth to the ninth, doing a bunch of walks for YouTube. Then we'll be back,
just for the sub, running out a bunch of new games and streams. But yeah, appreciate y'all,
Hope you all fun. I'll take it out for the follow-up. Don't know, etc., and I'll see you guys on
tomorrow. I'm not on tomorrow. Tomorrow at one. But yeah, we do we want to raid.
all right we're going to reach out I'm going to put them in the game in the right
one and scratch that that's that that's that that's it yeah I hope y'all
fun and I'll catch you all tomorrow when ESC be there be square got a bunch of
random games for a little bit of a lot of other shit if y'all then peace