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Hey, everybody, everybody, everybody.
Yeah, mods been the guy that said the end word hold on.
Hey, everybody, everybody.
I was never been doing on this fantastic fucking Saturday chat. We are doing a bunch of shit today
We're going to be starting out by finishing how Mart the horror sim game
If you if you weren't here for the first time we played it it'll still make sense
It's basically just a sim or game you'll pick it up almost instantly
I think we have like an hour left. I think there's seven days that you have to beat or on day five
I think, and I know it does get harder, so it might take a little longer. We'll see, but, yeah, that's today, then we're going to hop on the S&P for a little, and then we have a Brovee Bro with Edward.
We're going to be doing a bunch of random games. We kind of mocked up the Brovee Brovee Brovee different.
Me and him still need to hash out some of the things on call of like the wheel spins.
But I wanted to take the format of regular Brovee Bro and twist it a little.
So mean him agreed to do a bunch of random games. We're going to be doing fucking speedrunners, rounds, battleship,
strapped, and spy party. So no games were really either of us have an edge.
And the loser's going to spin a wheel each time.
That'll have like 50 push-ups, take two shots, you know, stuff like that to kind of like spice up the competition, I guess.
So I think it'll be fun to watch and fun to do. But yeah, we're not really on the
us a P that much today will be on Monday though tomorrow is a big charity stream chat
we're raising money for PCR at Palestine Children's Relief Fund. They mainly focus on Gaza
as well. Obviously with his Palestine Children's Relief Fund, but they also help need
in need children slash families in basically all of the Middle East. Whether it be through
humanitarian aid and food and helping fly people out of certain areas to get surgery,
or just shelter aid, a million different things.
We'll go more in-depth tomorrow about what they do,
but I'll be matching chatstoneos for PCRF up to 10K.
So if we race for, I'll match for,
if we race five on match five, so on so forth.
But yeah, that would be tomorrow.
In a full react day tomorrow,
I know we didn't really do that many reacts yesterday.
Monday will probably do like one react,
a bunch of the S&P,
and then we'll round it off with Fortnite,
probably not that long of a stream.
And then I'm gone Tuesday on Wednesday
for the Fortnite tournament,
and then I'm gone the fifth to the ninth.
I'll be vlogging, but I will not be live.
I'm gonna be making two YouTube videos, maybe three.
But yeah, I don't know.
I know that I'm gonna be doing one centrally round
like the Super Bowl and the tournament.
And then we're gonna have one that's around bar hopping,
it'll be like ranking bars and stuff.
And I really do want to do like Alcatraz and a few other things, but I don't know if that
will be its own separate video yet, or if it's just going to be looped into like one big
video.
But yeah, I'll figure that out.
But I'm gone for like five days.
I'll be posted on the YouTube, I'm gone, but I will not be live.
Then we're back right now.
It's streamed a bunch of new games dropping.
We still got to do the fucking Etsy review.
And there's a bunch of other shit, too.
Sorry to move my camera closer.
But yeah, that's the play, that's the plan.
stream in general today slash the upcoming week.
Who do you have for the Super Bowl?
Who do I want to win or who do I think is going to win?
I want the Patriots to win.
I think the Seahawks are going to win.
So that's, I'm not a fan, why?
Well, I'm not a fan of either team.
I'm not a fan of either team, but,
but, I do white watching Drake may.
And he's like one of the youngest quarterbacks
in the Super Bowl.
Like, I don't know that's pretty cool to see a guy
that's like 23, you know, leading a team in a Super Bowl.
Like, that's awesome.
So, I feel like that's part of it,
but I mean, how old is the Seahawks DB?
Sam Darnold?
He's 28.
Yeah, that's not, I don't know.
I just like, I like the underdog pick there.
Like, I'm probably gonna root for the Patriots,
but, I mean, I'm not really a fan of either team,
It's just like, you know, everybody watches the Super Bowl, even if your team's not
at it.
Anyways, yeah, when we're back, you know, that the day we're back in the tenth creature
kitchen, we're going to be playing doing a story time, bunch of games, maybe react.
The next day, there's much to do a horror game, dropping, then we have react, then we're
playing re-animal, which is made by the creators of Little Line Mayors 1 and 2.
We're going to be doing that.
Probably like half the game.
It's probably going to be a two string game because I think it's like 10 hours, so we'll
probably split it up.
Then I'm not live Valentine's day.
We're finishing re-animal, might have a rocket league,
attorney, high on life, two drops.
We're going to be playing that.
We're going to be doing a bit more of the S&P.
Poppy play time, chapter five drops.
There's so much shit we're doing.
Somebody games coming out.
So yeah, most of the piece for the sum,
Atticus, Olin, Kiso, thinking of the sum,
Caleb, and the thousand, but he's,
you'll be off of the River of Day.
Happy early, 24th.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Peace for the sub.
Pretty, yeah, Frankie, bro.
Thank you for the fucking sub.
How are you up in streaming right now?
Oh, me and Frankie, me and pretty cool Frankie
went out together last night, Chad.
I got pretty drunk.
I'll see you five a.m.
Brother, it's the job.
I was supposed to be live at 130.
Not working out today, being a bit of a bum.
Some would say, I need to work out.
But yeah, now I've streamed in much worse condition.
I actually feel all right right now.
There's been days where
I have been so hungover that I, the height like end stream two hours in, but I didn't
want to get too drunk last night.
I wanted to do this whole day, we were bar hopping around, ended up, ended up making the
shot clock decision off Frankie's friend to go to AC.
We were in fucking Tropicana, that was a fucking shit show.
I wanted to gamble, I ended up not gambling.
to the worst club ever, Kess Kess. Don't go to Kess Kess. That club sucks, I
can't suck. This is a fucking, just wet, wet on the ground. It's not a
lot. I mean, it was fun, but it's like, you know, you go into Kess Kess going,
this is, this is exactly how I thought it would be. Frankie's hilarious. Dude,
I love Frankie. Met him two days ago in person. Love Frankie, though.
Thank you though, break eye, break eye, all the pretty cool guys are great.
I've only met two of them though, Eden and Frankie.
Anyways, what's up Frankie?
Some think of the five, had my birthday yesterday,
Happy Birthday, bro.
Seeing young with a suddenly honest story over the subbedana,
I can't take it for the five.
Hell, you're saved, you're thinking of the fucking 20K, Bitties!
Oh my god, sorry.
I'm losing my voice here.
Thank you for the fucking Bitties, Hell, you're saved, appreciate the bits.
Who's having Luke for the sub?
is some of the funny stuff I've seen. Thank you. Um, if you died right now, and B came
reincarnated as a ghost, would you go to your own funeral? Uh, yeah. That'd be like my
Super Bowl. What? Why would I not? If I die, well, you don't get reincarnated as a ghost.
Reincarnation would be like I got reborn as like a cow or a pig or like a lizard or another
person like if I was a I would just be a ghost but if I was a ghost
yeah I'd pop out to my own funeral why would I know I feel like it might be a bad
vibe though you know my my my my my my little boring I should have a little
boring might leave my funeral that halfway through I don't know anyways are you
to watch iron long I really want to have you guys seen it yet. I've heard good and bad things.
I'm taking it for a girlfriend's birthday some Valentine's Day. I know you don't be alive and
you can say happy birthday to Bella. Happy birthday to Bella. Okay, let's take it for the
thousand. But he's off of the sun. I'm just taking it for the three. Every taking it for the three.
One of your thoughts on matter never gets really destroyed in the universe is infinite.
Technically possible your your particles come back together. It's a perfectly form you. Yeah, but
Not with your memories.
I don't know, is that a matter of based thing?
That's where I get really fucked up.
It's like, where does your memory,
I understand how neuro-connectivity works
and how your brain functions on a basic level,
but where are your memories stored?
It's in a part of your brain,
and obviously, if you have dementia
and Alzheimer's, those things can get,
those connections can get spliced and skewed.
Like where is the thinking part of you like where does your it's in your hippocampus sure, but I'm saying like on a really deep level like there has to be like information that's being stored in these
cells in your brain
Hell you're saving your thinking for the 25 gift it's thank them. We've got something to the 25 gift it's you have the sub-bred thinking
The sub you have chat please refrain from sending deaths right now
Caleb in the three reincarnators talking to you. You prep a test big milk. You tell take it to the frame
I do think it's more acceptable to armor,
because it's an oppressor even if the region is already
quite unstable or what you think is better to accept
and let the region stabilize again,
hoping everyone would be better again.
That's a very complex question for Joe Barlow's
either 23-year-old Twitch streamer.
I think it's more of the acceptable to armor up against it,
and oppressor even if the region is already quite unstable.
I mean, you need to give me an example, man.
I'll figure the tier two, law figure the 1000s.
You say how do my preferred Tyler, hello, Tyler,
take up figure the three shots, take it to the 1000s,
you get it through the day.
Thank you, Hannah, figure the three.
Thank you, being good at streamer. Thank you. I appreciate that.
I pray to take it to the side of health.
Take it with us 25, give the stage on that.
Take it with us on.
Please don't send Beth right now.
All right.
Shots.
What do you think about the national shutdown yesterday?
What national shutdown?
I did not hear of a national shutdown.
anti-ice protesters, national shutdown, national shutdown
are statewide, because ISIS does not isolate my great state to state like in terms of
focus, like right now there are, where are they? I know they're coming to Philly's in them.
I know they're all over the US as well, but it's like they focus on specific areas.
is there in Utah right now?
But I didn't even hear about that.
That's not bad.
I did not know about that.
So no, I don't know anybody that part talk.
V, think of the sub, Baltimore, and Tanner
for the sub, I think of the sub, angel for the sub.
Yo, chats.
Time to lock in.
We're going to be doing Hellmark into a little bit of the S&P
into Broly Bro with Edward.
I don't really know.
There's a chance we don't do the S&P today.
I really depend how long how much takes,
cause at 430, so 2 hours and 20 minutes,
we'll be doing the Brobie Brove that word.
Andrew lost at the sub-D,
thank you for the sub-D arrow, thank you for the sub.
I just didn't mean to say that,
they were just in the sub-D.
I don't know if they still are
act like how proactively they are there.
Anyways, let's lock in.
What's your opinion on ice?
Share that about a million times,
whether I don't like ice.
I've said that over and over time and time again.
Yesterday, the day before, probably the three days before that, people asked, I'm
going to tell you, I don't like ice.
I think they're very under-trained.
I think it's even worse to be as a power than police officers have.
They're kind of like a sketchy group that drives around in unmarked cars and just racially
profiles people.
and then they kill people.
So it's like, I don't see how you could be like,
yeah, they're doing dogs work.
They're doing dogs work.
Like, I mean, that's just like an horrible take.
Just about a strong with a sub loss with a sub.
Anyways, I don't care if I test people off,
literally don't, literally don't care.
Anyway, for the sub, just with a sub.
I don't know man, I mean, I don't think,
even with Trump partially being elected because of the immigrant issue and his approval
rating being at his approval rating constantly going down and the thing that he constantly has
the highest approval rating and is immigration. I still feel like even now even with that,
like a large portion of Trump voters don't like what Biden's doing to the extent that they're
doing it. Like, I don't think many people envisioned this being what he was going to do.
You know, like, it was a lot about border control and then deportation, not like literally
just randomly driving around in like a squad car of four people and just like hopping out of
your car and walking up to a black guy and being like, are you a citizen? Are you a citizen? Are you
You should show me your idea, were you born here?
Like that, yeah, that's really, yeah, over 300 million people in the US.
By the way, that's what we're doing.
Also, there's like, they have almost a billion dollar budget.
It's like an average of like 40k a Christmas bonus for each like fucking ice
member or something, like you could look into that shit, do they get overpaid?
I mean, like, do they do ads, it's like you're a guy, you probably get like,
if you're a guy and you have cookies, dude, like I get ads to join ice.
You probably get ads to join us on fucking acts, bro, or on YouTube.
Like it'll be like, hey, 50K signing bonus, blah, blah, blah, I'm like, wow, they're just trying to fucking get anybody.
Fucking sign up for this shit.
Quas think of the five gift that's pulled the insurers from the sub river in Britain from the 70th tell, they give it a 3.
I can give serious and they can be able to take a, uh, where press, uh, religious, ethnic minorities, but we all know how on civil and Middle East was, especially the rise of ISIS in Iraq.
And at the time during the Syrian uprising, well, I don't know.
I don't know. It's a tough question because you're asking me if it's okay to arm against an impressor.
And I don't like the idea of war killing in any means, right? Like I would say I'm against that in general.
But I think in a situation that you're describing where it's like,
they're already being armed against now to more of a defense thing versus something where they're now on the attack.
You know what I mean? Torres, they give this up. All right. Let's, let's lock it now.
Let's lock it.
Oh, I'm gonna turn the light off.
Time to rip out March.
We're finishing it today.
Yeah.
Lock in.
Lock in rent for the sub to rest of the sub.
Oh, fuck.
Also, my monitor hasn't glitched yet.
Knock on wood.
Don't know what that's about.
Just randomly it starts fucking tweaking out.
Oh my god, I was like, why isn't so red in here?
It's my lava lamp normally that red.
Part of me worries it's just gonna explode.
Salt even said because that happens.
Super good afraid.
It's crazy how many eyes I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna blazers.
I don't know, is that it?
Is that a term that's bad to say I don't think it is?
I don't know.
and it takes our common sections though. Yeah, mother fuckers like laser ice. Yeah, that's crazy.
Good stuff below me taking the parade. What's next? Yeah, I'm sure you guys should have never told me to take it yourself.
You'll walk in, walk in, walk in. I'm sure we're hopping off like the rant about ice right now, but it's like I basically repeat myself every day.
Go take it to the sun.
It's time to finish, hallmarks.
Walk in, window shift pee. I'm not resetting my graphics card again.
Lockin' day five, Halmark, repeated today.
If you don't know, Halmark is a game.
Where?
If you don't know, Halmark is a game
where I run a place called Helmart.
It's in the middle of nowhere.
And I have really creepy customers.
And every night, there's a bunch of people that try to come kill me.
And I have to survive.
And that's basically the premise of the game.
I have to reach a quota every day,
or something really bad happens at night.
And if I die, I reset, and that's how the day goes.
I have gas, I have to make sure the generator keeps running into dozen.
I die, or the power goes out, I have to board up the walls at night, I have to
re-stop shit.
It's like a regular STEM game mixed with horror.
There's also this ominous figure that comes in, that looks really ugly and they go,
you're gonna have to let me in at some point.
I'm gonna get in here and we're trying to figure out what that's all about.
Oh, yeah, also epilepsy warning for this game, so if you are somebody prone to epileptic
seizures, probably tap out of the train for like an hour, I don't know when, but there
are random points where it like, there's a lot of, a lot of flashes, a lot of flashes
and stuff. I know I have some chatters that have epilepsy. Better stalks a new product
before opening. I don't remember what voice I gave this guy. I think I locked myself out.
Oh my god, I can unlock the door from the outside, okay?
I don't think I can unlock the store from the outside.
Let's run this way.
It's an unlock, but it didn't work.
Yeah, this is the creepy ass store.
Sometimes there's like people that come through the fucking floorboards and shit.
I take out this axe.
Oh, that's why.
Yeah, during the day, I don't need it to be boarded up.
I usually keep this one boarded up though because there's no real point in ever having it not
What do I need to do?
Something named or but we don't I don't want to flip to open yet. We got to re-stock our supplies chat. We got new products in we got new products in in hell
We might be able to fucking order some new stuff
We've $27 in the fucking pocket here. Do we want to upgrade something?
That would help us out. We have an alarm repair, we have a tip jar. The trash cans are useless.
I actually have yet to use a trash can in this game, so I don't know why that's an upgrade.
On locking the new shelves might be kind of chill, but I feel like I would rather have metal plates.
Like, I'd rather have like a reinforced door
so when those fucking things try to break in, they have trouble.
The generator, I kind of, I kind of refill that no problem.
I'm gonna buy that.
I think a metal door is a good purchase.
I love that.
And we'll just keep the wooden boards.
All right, let's re-stock our stuff.
And then we'll go from there.
I don't know what new products I have though.
peanuts whiskey beer bread hot dogs cereal and pasta I feel like pasta is definitely
definitely new right oh yeah I've never seen these before what are we selling now
monstros the getty drain clown eat with us and be healthy they look like dog-ass trick cereal
I forgot I'm gonna pick a little piece of it so I gotta I gotta get those better
Spaghetti chat. Let's see your favorite shape of spaghetti pasta noodle
You gotta refill the whiskey. I gotta refill a bunch of stuff for me in real because they buy like a whole shelf
And we have to meet Quota or gets bad 10 a y'all. I'm gonna go angel hair chat. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go out over here and say angel hair
is probably my favorite. I also am a big fan of Uniolkies or have you said it?
Let's get some New Jersey Italian to be like, BADS MOTS TODAY!
BADS MOTS NOT MOTS!
I hate that shit, dude. As somebody that lives in New Jersey and is also Italian,
Motherfuckers that are in it broke the motherfuckers in New Jersey that actually like bully in
Great like they've never been to Italy
Their parents have never been to Italy and they'll be like oh double rule and I'm like dude
This is not what Italian people are like like this is not like what are we getting like some morphed like idea of what like being Italian is what is this
paper towels, utilities, right?
Huh, that'd be household chemicals.
Okay, paper towels are apparently household chemicals.
You're Italian and Italian and French and Italian French and German and British and a little bit of
Ashkenazi Jew.
But that's my DNA test, you're French.
I am 40% British right now.
I don't, I would have to watch it out.
I'm like 30, it's like 30, 30, 20, and then not,
and then just like random shit.
What is this now? White balls.
Uh-uh.
No, she's this.
Oh dude, I'm stocking up too many light balls, man.
Why am I filling the utilities with this?
Average white boys.
Average white boy jeans.
I would say are,
What is like the average Caucasian gene?
In the U.S., I would...
German, now, actually take German. I think most people, like, uh, full of being fully British is pretty, uh, common.
I look at the storage every day, from the toward of the far wall.
And every time it takes a different number of steps, I counted counted again,
Stop, start it over the number never matches. Never.
I don't think I've got what that. Oh my god, is that a five night's at Freddy's reference?
I never once hit this part of the fucking building, best employees, whatever cat that is.
What's kind of fucking creepy. Nins to meet, we already have stocked up.
Ah, soda and milk.
Reef out.
What do you mean that's a reef out?
That was five nights of Fridays.
But we have no soda stock up either.
They've got to be pissed about that.
Mint's needs fucking pack to their nubby's buy an action.
Oh my god, he's got a funny fast bearer.
He's got a lot of cheveer.
He's got a lot of cheveer.
A whole character, a funny fast bearer.
I'm still going to have to take that for now too. Sorry, I'm getting really off topic right now. We're going to lock in on the game, but I'm just going to yeah, we fucking restock stuff. You lock that door. I'm going to have to take that five nights of Freddy's two was better and scarier than the first one, but absolute horseshit that they decided they wanted to fucking leave it on a absolute cliffhanger for the third.
And not even like a resolved fight. Oh, this could be a third movie like literally it felt like I was watching like mocking Jay or mocking Bird or what?
And the hunger games movie where it was just like halfway through it just stopped.
What else do I need to restock pickles? Where pickles?
Pickles.
Josh Richardson. Yeah, Josh Richardson as an actor. Also love him as an actor, but he's always cast in roles where he's really annoying.
Actually know the girl in that in the girl map of these unbearable
I'm I'm gonna say that the fuck the fucking girl in
FNAF
1-2 the kid the kid's selling ring the kid is so annoying
The daughter. I don't think she's his daughter. I don't know. I don't really remember the war about it
Bro, she has like the survival instincts of a fucking P-9
Dude, she literally watched she goes, oh my friend. They're my friends. They're ghosts. They're dead. Right? You're you're my friends. I'm like, oh, let's go to an abandoned place with fucking haunted animatronics. Are we are you on track?
It's a sister
Where was the whiskey go? Probably the alcohol section?
People always buy out the whiskey, I feel like I might double stock that.
They're all on crackles, just the stupidest people in that fucking movie, why?
I mean, and in every time, bro, they're like, oh, we have to go, like, remove the curse.
You'll blow that bitch up.
Yo, you know what I'm doing?
I'm literally lining that fucking, I'm lining all of those fucking five-netch-of-a-futter
These locations were dynamite and I'm blowing them up and I'm blowing them up. Yep, and then that's and then problem solved
Because they can't inhabit an animatronic that can't move
All right, are we missing anything else? Are we ready to start it?
Are there any other snacks that we're missing? We have a bunch of chairs. I just don't want to not meet quota
Because that's really bad if we miss quota
I don't think we have these nuts stocked up
Not there we go
super natural knowledge well actually blow up the building would actually only release them
right now they're kind of locked in on this right actually did I don't have any
others about but if you want to blow up to find that's a funny location they
literally be able to do it literally just be able to run free
I think we're I think we have everything ready I don't know bro do I need a line
that shit with toilet paper I don't think that many people are about to be buying
toilet paper bro we're up and up there ready ready for service we have to reach
65 dollars today. That's gonna be pushing it. We're gonna need some good customers
Ooh wait, let me clean while we wait
Oh, there's nothing to clean normally and normally the whole fucking area is dirty if she had up there's her first customer
Good evening, sir. They're not good evening. Uh, good more it what time is it?
I can't say a good a good day, sir
I see her coming in for some supplies.
Was the walk cold?
Oh, they got her.
Wait, now this lady used to be normal.
Oh, fuck off.
She's smiling, yes, she's happy.
He's normal.
Love that.
But let me go check the generator.
Uh-uh.
All right, we're good.
I'm going to spam check the fucking, I'm going to spam check the cans, too.
How's it going, man? Just a beer? Just one warm beer for you today?
Wow. Thanks for the money. There you go. Here's your change.
Me on your melee way. You drink it on the way home?
A chain of drinking drive. Oh, these nuts. Yo, can you buy something? Can you buy more than one product?
But I'm more, but you can get a hundred dollar bill
For a 70 cent product
I mean, that's just fucking absurd. That had to be monopoly money
money. We had a we had a serial
lunar situation the other day so that's
why I got a spam check cans. I don't
think I've ever seen that guy who's
right over here do these whack in
it in the corner. Oh how are you going?
How are you? How are you doing? Oh
just a few towels for today and a
pack of cigarettes. No problems. There
is here. Here's your back. I can see
you're happy today. One dollar. There you
go. I got to remember I always got a queen. Dude, why are all the customers like
a geeking now? Like none of them are just like stone, cold, just like staring. They're all
like smiling. It's fucking freaking me out. Finally, finally, somebody buy in the mint
thing. Damn, she could be pretty unbearable sometimes. Everything about her is fine except
personality who are we talking about oh just thinking out a lot about my
neighbor Karen do you know her oh yeah I know Karen I told that bitch to
fuck off about four times she always complaints tries to scam me out of
some products I think I know what you mean but then you probably understand
what I'm talking about white woman mid 40s you mean that blonde fucking bitch
how dare you she's not a bitch she's just got issues if you say so I
You know, I should go. Dude, she was just dis...
Yeah, this motherfucker trying to steal, so, well, I'm going to waste.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, loser! Hey, you little cracky! You want some crack?
You want to get out of my string of the paper, the bottle?
Yeah. Hey, what you don't, you don't recognize me? I'm the owner!
Back off. You don't look like the owner.
I'm not the owner. I'm a spread. Well, uh, we're close. He told me take some of your
dire need. Well, it's dire now. I'm asking one last time leading the store.
Moon up. Look at that. All right. I get it. No need to yell. I'm leaving.
Listen, it's head splitting. Probably because you just jogged the bottle of
jacked annuals for these customer ships fucking weird.
I've never seen that guy before.
is he fucking sleeping
hello
you're still in hell bar
you fell asleep
you need to leave
alright he's making his way out
let's say he shed his pants a little bit
he's got not too poble to him
jar of pickles
He's 370.
There you go.
How do you sleep standing still?
Horses, dude.
Double model, let's see.
Here, the guy we needed to meet.
There, we fucking go, dude.
And pack a cigarettes.
Yep, no problem.
He just disappeared.
I don't think we're gonna meet Quota.
I need $40 still.
Oh God.
Did I piss off too many customers that they didn't want to come back?
He stole from you?
Pretty ran off of the product, how was I supposed to stop him? You literally just disappeared.
Yeah, I'm not liking the vibe right now. I feel like tonight's gonna be a bad night in the store.
Hello, man. Oh, no dude. She's a good customer.
She's a really good customer.
I'm banking that this woman buys like straight up $500 worth of shit.
And anytime, chat, she empties the fucking store of trust me.
That's our fucking savior of a character.
Everybody else, yeah, just double jar of peckles for a little waste.
Buy something else.
40 cents.
I'm gonna give you a smear change.
Excuse me.
He's standing behind you. Behind me. What does it look like?
It looks just like you, but with a granny ear to ear. You already told me this the other day.
Fuck off.
Oh, the freaks me out.
Grin to ear, ear to ear, bro. I'm certain I think that I'm going to fucking move this mile.
Never seen a smile, too. Smile on the scariest fuck down.
it's good. I don't know. I think the smile character you just got to have one person
take one for the team brother. I am a huge suicide prevention advocate, but if you are the
infected smile character you just got to go live the rest of your life in the woods in a
cabin in the middle of nowhere. Never leave. Don't tell anybody where you're going.
Live it a hole for I don't know maybe five years and then and then give it up and then it just dies with you
In the pack of cigarettes no problem. We're you just here earlier. Also I've never seen this old sweet lady before
You think she's gonna buy a lot of stuff
Wait
You could actually see me
Of course are you okay?
It's changed!
Technically, you're not supposed to see me.
Unfortunately, I didn't make it through the night,
so they stabbed my neck.
And now I'm just a fan of them.
That woman's head's on backwards.
That woman's head's on backwards.
That woman's head's on backwards.
That woman's head is on backwards.
Do you know how it happened?
I'm not sure.
I only remember cold hands of my throne,
my own choking and a loud booming laughter.
I exist in this new form for less than a day
and I'm already a little jealous of you.
Never mind, I'll go, no need to trouble with any more than I already have.
Okay, that was a weird conversation.
He's kind of good, you know.
Good, you know, I completely forgot why I came here.
Could you help me?
Of course, let's thank you for the good.
I'll guide you.
That would be just wonderful.
You were planning on giving me a hundred dollars.
I remember, do you remember me?
I'm your nephew.
Thank you. It's my birthday. You're gonna give me a hundred dollars. If you're looking for something
Looking for someone, maybe I just can't remember a little. Oh, I remember now
I came to cut that crane off the face of that terrace. I
want to shame. I need to bring my knife and that fucker is nowhere to be seen.
Well then, next time I suppose. Thank you for your help, Diri.
I'll take care, man.
I don't know how I'm going to talk about them, but the fuck was that.
That's what I'm shocked by that old woman.
I think I should be shocked by this fucking hello.
Bro, oh, you're a great customer.
No, I'm not going to complain.
Do you want anything else to pack the cigarettes?
Okay, I don't know, you're going to smoke them.
Seeing that your head's facing the wrong way, but.
Thank you.
35 35 35 you're changed today, man.
There we go 75 cent tip.
We really need this one to reach quoted here.
I think this is our last customer.
Fan, past, kick, chats, fan, past, kick.
There we fucking go to 35 40.
Wow, I think that was our last customer.
And we just hit quota
It's about to be night time. We're gonna call he's gonna be like tonight's bad night tonight. There's gonna be a lot of shit going on
Boston way I'm gonna clean the floors up. We have somebody else that guy's came in three times today
How many stops you gotta take to the fucking local convenience store man?
It's a little crazy
Hello
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
You've reached Elmar?
Elmar?
You worked there?
So they've already found my replacement?
Oh my god, this is the guy that works here before me.
For work here.
Oh, thank God. I'm so glad to hear another human voice.
I thought I was completely alone.
Why are you calling?
Where are you calling from and why?
I didn't...
I didn't make the call.
I've been wandering these corridors for far too long.
walls, hallways doors, all the same.
Oh my god, did this motherfucker get set to the back rooms?
And he somehow found a phone and now it's calling me, bro, is that that hatch in
the fucking grocery store?
The basement hatch that people disappear in that one guy was talking about?
Oh, fuck now.
And then I see a phone.
It's ringing, I picked it up and reached you.
The phone rang by itself.
We don't have time for that, listen carefully.
This is what really matters.
Don't trust the management, not a single word they say.
Don't trust the page or either.
No matter what trials fate throws at you.
Why should I trust you?
Gold shopping most importantly messed up.
They never tell anybody about it.
There's no way out, no way in.
Let's see, no exactly what to look for.
Wait, what?
Shopping more.
That's right.
But, wait.
Do you hear that?
Oh no.
No.
still there. Do we trust that? Serve last customers. Well, I shouldn't trust that.
Have for the phone call of this guy previously. Brother, this guy looks like he is like
common as eyes and I'm sorry, like I'm okay. I didn't say it the first time and it's like
doesn't it look like he has like some eye group like no seriously. Does it look like
Like what's on his eyes?
Bro, what, you're too dumb you look at him, he doesn't look like he has something
in his eyes.
Cadillacs?
No.
I mean, bro, how's he even seeing out of his left eye?
I'm starting to hear the whispers.
I got a selfie gas.
I got a selfie gas.
I got a selfie gas.
I got a selfie gas.
But, what, what, what, what.
I get inside.
Oh my god, I didn't buy it.
Oh no.
Hold up.
Wait, what do I have to do?
If I can, no, it says close me and door.
I'm allowed to, hold up.
Real quick.
Chat.
We're risking it.
Oh my god, oh my god, more than everything up. Holy shit.
for this is a bad night I can tell you this is a bad night shift there's gonna be a lot of the
non-least
uh...
uh... i don't want people coming to knock at the door
oh fuck this
oh yeah it's getting grim
it's getting grim
check cans
there's a non-least
what the fuck
What do I do I gotta sweep that what is that
Oh, he's working.
We're all.
I'm locked in on the anomalies.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
They changed through this at the same time. No they changed through this as the same time they change through this this this
Well
I hear it.
There's an anomaly somewhere.
he's gonna come to the door.
Come right here.
Do we get it?
Oh my god, no way that was just the night.
Bro, I was so locked there.
Wait, that was actually a fucking easy ass night.
I thought they were going to start sending,
dude the worst is when they people have the door,
that start asking to come inside
and I have to fucking figure out
whether or not they're real, that's it's horrible.
Oh my god, completely real quick.
Move cam, now.
Cam, there's not need to be moved, brother.
I'm sorry, you can get a bad.
I'll just success full night.
You got want two more days?
Day six.
Ugh.
Starting today with some snow shoveling.
It just don't trust the pager though.
almost done well I know the nights are going to get longer and the days are going to be harder, but
we got to be close how many days is the game seven? I think.
There we go.
This is like shift at midnight now.
shift at midnight is a bit different.
Check the new storage.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope, I'm okay.
I'll probably play the generator now.
I don't think you need to fuel the generator at night because it's always at 97.
It's always like a really high percentage, but it's not the new products, let me get
that was new, a dog food, a dog food and cat food, or we can have a problem with dogs rushing
in here.
How many locks do you need more than that because they try to fucking break in, dude.
I'm sure it's terrifying.
Those are Hellhounds. I don't think there's a Hellhounds. That'd be a night thing.
That's actually only on Zah. That's only on certain rounds and zombies.
And so I don't think it's time for the zombie round.
Oh, my, excuse me, come out, Assah. Sorry, brother.
I mean, you're just spam asking me about I show speed's effort at all.
It's great, man.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
Thoughts on Ice Show Speed's Africa Tour?
Thoughts on Ice Show Speed's Africa Tour?
Sorry, I was just wondering, do you have any thoughts on Ice Show Speed's Africa Tour?
No, have you seen it though?
Yes.
It's every five rounds.
I thought a hell of a round round was every seven.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I need to have everything stocked up to max because I actually think reaching quota is going to get really hard.
a
a
whiskey everybody buys
i've got to do a little inventory
super-remessing
there we go
fucking for that box there
we still need hot dog we need to do hot dogs
we have enough beer
What else do we need? Hot dogs, we've solder. Hot dogs meet. Hot dogs meet milk.
Hot dog meet milk. Hot dog meet milk. Hot dog meet milk.
Pickle hot dog meat milk hot dog meat milk pickle
Brad hot dog meat milk pickle
We're a pickle pickle
There we go. Why's Joe low key getting mad am I getting mad?
I think I've been very fairly level headed thus far, why is he getting like really angry right now?
I mean I'm just sorry I'm just like getting that vibe.
So I mean I'm just like I don't know if anybody else is like noticing the like I think there's just being a rude day.
Just I don't know.
Just a vibe I'm getting.
I think you need to calm down.
Did you really getting like really upset hot dog meat milk pickle? Where's hot dogs?
I hate how the hot dogs aren't aren't refrigerated. Where are they?
Hot dogs like how's that a bacon really I think are these hot dog buns? Oh, they're hot dog buns. We still hot dog buns, but we don't sell hot dogs
We'll tell you the fucking business is this.
Yo, I'm gonna have to take now I am gonna get mad.
I'm gonna have to take why, why do hot dogs and hot dog buns never come in the same package number.
I've said it so many times and it actually infuriates me.
If you buy hot dogs, it'll come in a pack of 10 or like 6.
And the hot dog buns come in packs of 8.
And it's like why?
Why? Because then you always have a, you either have too many hot dogs or too many bons.
Always.
I thought meat milk pickle, milk.
They want you to spend more, do they have to? It's like, it's like business collusion.
I feel like that should be illegal.
They have to sell them the same amounts. I don't care if it's not the same fucking company dude.
You know how many, you know how many, you, if you're a hot dog,
If you're a hot dog manufacturer, you know damn well how many buns they're making, you know, why are you pumping out 6, 6, 12 packs, 6, 12, 24 when hot dogs come in eights.
Then you gotta buy it 24, 8, 6, 24, then you gotta buy it 3, 8, 8 packs. Now you're sitting here like, okay, I got hot dogs up to my ears, man. How many hot dogs can I eat?
You need cereal with pasta?
Never gonna get an upgrade.
Don't need cereal.
Where's pasta?
We do need pasta.
You're gonna put this shit back.
I just drop it on the ground now.
They like kids they never take it doesn't matter dude. They always just release stock everything
Are you doing philosophy today now? We'll probably watch a philosophy video tomorrow though at the end of the stream
After this we're gonna hop on the S&P if we have time and then we're gonna do a brother-by-brother that word
All right, let's get an upgrade
Should I buy more boards?
Oh, dude, it's $25.24.25.
More so. I have someone on the other side too.
I don't see a world where you'd ever get enough money to buy all of these upgrades.
Never breaks down uses less fuel.
That sounds pretty good. Most advanced lock stores unlock automatically in the morning.
That's more convenience than anything.
Why would I need to owe an additional trash can what just for ease of use?
What a waste. I'm not buying upgrades. We're gonna say we're gonna say
Oh god, what's the quota?
$80.
The customer is always right.
The customer is always right.
The customer is wrong.
No, you're wrong.
The customer is always right.
The fuck outta here, dude.
Some customer bitches at me.
I'm gonna scream at them.
Welcome our first customer.
I kind of want to see where they come from.
Like they're just walking from the address.
Like how are they pulling up here?
Can I walk this way?
Oh my god. Oh my shift isn't over yet. When my shift is over, it'll just let me walk in that direct, like bro, where are they
hobbling from?
Bro's just treading through the snow to come get some food and walk back. Where? Like the nearest house has to be miles away.
How's it already, Dirty?
It's the point of the parking lot, you know what he drives here.
Maybe it's just the snowstorm, everybody just walks together, groceries.
I'd never even thought about that.
There's actually no need for a parking lot.
Everybody takes the boss or walks.
We got to hit $80 today, man.
I'm going to need you to buy something more than just fucking pickles.
By the way, has the local loser been bothering you?
Yeah, he has.
Did he manage your talk to him?
What's he without his pants again used to work here once same as you that guy used to work here
He's not locally either came here once on the same bus you did. I think you have to do something in common like what
He thought it would only be temporary to a few days simple work easy money
That guy does have a face like I just not have a face
Anyway, they say at first he just stopped keeping up with his duties the store kept getting dirtier opening later and later
And then you start a drinking drink so much as memory got light doesn't remember his past life doesn't know where he used to live
Do you remember your life before how smart? Of course I do you sure about that? Yes, I'm sure
But she's definitely what I wanted to hear if you run into him again try to go easy on him remember the scene tape might be waiting for you
Wow, thanks for the advice lady
How sweet basically told me I'm gonna go fucking crazy and turn into an alcohol
Walk, think of it a fucking 10 gifted subs, think of it because of something give it a 10 gifteds.
So there's other shit in it needs to be cleaned. Oh my God, how dirty are people fucking teeth?
I mean, we gotta be serious.
What I'm pause.
No one from the subcross account from the subs, I think of the subcult, think of it three.
I mean, I actually work up a June, she's different person to care about the same stuff I do.
feels like she won't stop leading me on. I genuinely cannot stop caring for I think you got a cock contact man
So you can really do
Wishing the best man, but I don't think continuing to talk to her is the method there
I'm sorry you're going through that core even the stuff buy and curve of the sub stick
Salem it's weed jack jingsy jam mischip bleed in ultimate for the sub main
Manchee and one member of the sub choco thinking of the three
No, it's out to Matthew even the sub-solid thinking of the five
I have a bookator, one of your thoughts on cheese being at the top of the new food pyramid, who the fuck did that?
Jake can't think of it in three.
What's getting to the end of the suck time on life, you really had a bad time?
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
A little bit of the sub-genginance from the sub-dora of the sub-ballonny, thinking of it in three, a salty of the sub.
No, I know what to think of in the sub, y'all lock in.
Ah, coming right up!
I'm not looking like a fucking mannequin at an old Navy.
Why are they all, do you know why are they in unison checking their fucking, look at this?
Wait, oh my god.
Is she gonna do it in unison with them?
That's the same woman.
What?
Fuckin' weird. You think this guy's gonna say anything to me? How's he breathing?
Now, guys, no. Now, guys, no.
When I rise to the character, that's different. It always freaks me out
Because it's always like the same six people every. Oh, that's the priest
Do you think he's gonna be able to help me? Oh?
Yeah, we're hitting quota. Oh, yeah, we're in quota. Thirty six dollars already
Fucking pure efficiency right now. Oh, yeah, where what the hell are these?
That was dog food.
Roy, it's sexy.
What language is he speaking?
My name is Albert Grayson. The folks here call me Father Grayson.
I'm the pastor of the church nearby.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
You just call me a whore.
Some of my churchgoers have spoken about you.
So I decided to come over and greet you properly.
You'll take it for the rain, CJ.
Nice to meet you.
I'm really glad we've crossed paths.
So tell me how do you like a little town folks here I want an art it a little bit peculiar at times
It's why I place I like this I think
Good to hear we do our best to keep things peaceful in the by and go now
By the way, since we're talking about life in our town
I'm sure that I've been trying to gather some support for a local community
It's even something that ten dollars would help you break to you
What's going to, what's the money going to go to?
We're supporting a small project right now. I'll tell you more when the time comes.
For now, any help needs the world.
Ooh, wait, chat. Helping the priest right now could be a big payout.
Because I feel like if I don't help him, he's not going to help me if something happens.
Well, that's like a bottle of whiskey dude. So the priest is an alcohol, um, but
I don't know dude. I think we give him the 10 bucks.
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this helps us. We won't forget it.
So we have the church on our side.
Yeah, I know every character is starting to do it same chat. You see others like no normal people anymore.
I'll do that like creepy ass fucking smile.
I hope the church isn't like the bad people in the game and they help me.
Because we surely still hit quota.
What the fuck was that about?
models for the five subs.
Pro one minced meat man, I'm trying to hit quote right now.
Come on.
Come on.
I actually made a set quote in my apologies.
We got a fucking thief.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Hey, Dick.
Oh, you're that dumb mother fucker.
Yeah, I saw you something that shouldn't hear that, Dick.
No way.
No way, no way, you're paying all the $5 in the register.
Find take it all here, bitch.
Now, out of here, dude,
putting that shit in your deed as bag.
Trying to fucking yo.
Literally yesterday, you tried to steal all that shit, too.
Just ran out of here when I turned around,
giving me a pack of fucking cigarette.
Uh, people are gonna get blamed.
I'm gonna clean.
I should buy an upgrade.
But I did waste $10 giving that money to the priest.
So I'm hoping that fuck it pays out. If that doesn't nothing, I'm gonna be pissed. Oh my god how much dirt is there?
Dude chat moving my face can doesn't do anything
Like two people saying move face can move face can I'm not blocking anything
Dude what else is dirty? Oh my god, she's just asking me tracking dirt
Oh my god what the fuck
What the fuck
I did all go.
Maybe a glass of water?
No water.
Finish me off.
I need a little shot.
You better get home.
No booze.
Oh my god, you're like crazy day, dude.
You're just fucking mumbling, man.
Wow, you're buying a lot.
right through up on the way out
imagine walking into a store and vomiting
pack a cigarette you better not try to fucking scan me jack every time I turn around somebody tries to steal some shit
I'm going to cheat, and it's our first serving 66 customers in a pack of cigarettes.
I'm in a quote like, no problem.
I don't know how you would it hit quota.
Unless you're not stocking up on the right products, like that is the only way.
But they give you enough customers, unless you just test everybody off, yeah, you don't
clean your store, don't stock up shit.
That's like the only way that I can think.
I'm gonna go fucking fill up the generator starting in dark.
I think we're only gonna have like maybe one more- oh no, we have like two more customers.
I'm in one.
the
day's almost over that wrap up I thought somebody just walked in
and it's walking in and walk right back out the fog
$28, should I upgrade the generator?
Save for staff doors?
I don't think this actually upgrades the integrity of the door, though.
just says it automatically unlocks the boarding. I've heard this shelves. I'd
have to spend $10 on the fucking trash can though because I only could get
two if I get one. Move to the sub-ruff thank you to the sub. It's for the sub-
blank you take it to the thousand-bodies, bloom for the sub, on, mister and
Azadak for the sub-cale of the crest for the sub-cell, thank you for the
Right.
Ah, Jimmy, buy it.
Generator?
We're only really gonna be able to get like one maybe two more upgrades.
So it's like, do you wanna get level three doors?
I'm gonna get the generator.
I feel like that's good.
Just like, it's not even the fuel,
I don't care how much fuel it takes up.
It's just the breaking down as a problem.
I give it breaks down at night with five.
All right, let's lock the fucking here, Jeff.
I'm not gonna lock all the staff doors.
My job mask is not locked in.
I think I have three boards on each, no, I don't.
I'm locked, dude. I'm doing three boards on each of them every time.
There's gonna be people that come to the door tonight.
tonight. I guarantee it, guarantee it, guarantee it. It's not just going to be anomalies.
Oh, hell no.
Starting out in the past.
That's got to be bad news.
I'm locked in dude. I'm fucking locked in. I'm not having none of this.
I've never heard that before, I've never heard that before, I've never heard that before.
That was the first time I've heard that.
What up?
It was in the non-boy.
I'm not letting that mother fuck her into that guy trying to fuck and steal for me.
What?
Hey dickhead, I need to look the fucking camera.
Oh, Sheriff did expect you to see that here.
Are you gonna let me in?
Hold on a minute.
Should I let him in, I don't trust him.
I don't think he's a zombie, though.
I feel like I should let him in.
A camera twist?
No, I'm not letting you in.
Freeze in my ass out here.
Now I can pluck out here.
That guy dies, he dies.
Not my problem.
He's not like a good customer. He got to stop Sergeant Deeks or Grim about this. He isn't by anything from the story only steals.
What was that noise?
is that in the corner
not letting you in
not letting your ass in buddy the way you're
I'm not in the fucking camera.
Hell no.
Hell no, I'm not letting him in.
He's safe.
I don't want to let him in.
Look at him.
Hey, over the door.
Sorry, chasing me.
Please hurry, I'll give you $10.
Ah, no.
Damn.
If you've seen, if you've seen like that like go remember that,
or like the actual stuff consequence.
I'm like okay.
But when, like, is that kind of, like, fuck it for a rock through the window?
That has to be the night, rather, there's no way.
What else are they going to fuck it for on me?
It's got to be almost that.
that.
He's normal, right?
I think I got lost, can't find my way home.
I went off for mushrooms in a fine any however I did find three very sturdy planks. I can give them to you if you let me in
Don't turn into a fucking zombie don't turn into a fucking zombie. Oh
My god, do they turn into these like weird monsters and shit can I hit him? I just needed it's asked it
Fix an omelette
of
the
of
the
Wait for that shit
For how many how long is this night, you know, night seven's gonna be terrible, Chad
Where's the enamel
That's cool, that's cool somebody's crawling on the ceiling.
It's absolutely going to be a good sign, right?
What else?
Oh.
Dude, how are there more anomalies? Like, I'm almost dying now.
Let's gotta be at, right?
Let's check what I'd say.
Oh, my god, we've done it.
One more day.
one more day out of the set three three nine take it to three to you know
uh... ten times so weird to say a high-end friend staff hello staff lead in
children of the sun people to give it three out of the sub awesome of the
sub uh... c and all to give it some people to give it a three
uh... lazy to the side miss and contact with the son of the sub lexie
taken to the president of the city to take it to the rate
lock in
all that big dog out
you know go home man next time don't go pick it from us are in side you know
fucking 9 p.m. Probably not a great idea, pal. You know, anyways. You did give me three
planks though, so I think we turn the profit on that night. I actually get them for
any of you. She's never failed to make me smile. Thank you. I'm off the door. I'm gonna
here generator's fine now we can just go to suite you got one more day chat
upgrade something the bill before the night before the day starts but I
sleep first. Nothing weird, wait. Actually? I got a focus on. I kind of do you want to get those locks?
If I get $30 something to get those automatic locks, I don't even think it's going to matter at that point.
Hey, don't think even the 10k fucking 30s, bro!
Pro!
Peshpitty, bro, I appreciate that thing.
A fucking 10-day bitties, man.
Don't be fucking chatter.
They give you the fucking dance, bro.
Generally, I appreciate that.
They give you the fucking bitties, bro.
All right.
Rise and shine.
Ugh.
Well, the day is finally come.
You last shift under our contract.
So how's the mood ready to work a bit more?
Yep, ready to work the final day.
I'm going to see what's going on around here.
Nothing out of you ordinary, it's just a special day.
On days like this, things can get stranger than usual.
no need to worry about it.
I should also note that you can't run away or abandon your duties despite having
both the opportunity and the temptation to do so.
That deserves special praise.
Back to the important part with your final mad underway.
Your performance will be formally reviewed.
The result will be based on everything you've done thus far.
Who's in charge of the evaluation?
Management will be assessed in your effectiveness and compliance with the rules.
exact methods or not subject in this position. That's all for now. That's the
waste in the time. Open the store. Don't keep our customers waiting.
What does he mean to die today is going to be stranger than usual? Like the fucking
dude it looks like it's like dawn and like dusk at the same time.
I got to go find new storage stock, even if you'd be like fucking animal body parts or some shit.
Oh
Well, how about it's the tweaker
Put him out of his misery
Do you feel it the day has only begun in the night is trinched in blood. It is the day
I gotta change the voice. Any here you are again rushing around, fussing. Tonight's
your 12 and the little hole cover there in fear. Cover there in fear. Other than
till dawn. I have to protect this place from you. Half to is that for the voice on a phone
told you and you still believe it. What a disappointment. Your boss was supposed to
When your E.R. last shift performance review as if this was just a routine check.
To move you like a piece on a board, it's all just their game.
I game don't have a tell you about.
But now it's your move, and keep playing by their rules or help me, and we'll smash the game to pieces.
What do you want me to do?
Good move. Tell them you're just a piece. Tell them tell me you're almost family or to meet me to them you're just a piece to me
You're almost family
Tomorrow we'll all see who really wins this game. I love that I'm fed sitting right now playing both sides
I gotta try.
I'm in the main door, Mitch.
I gotta fucking restock everything.
What did we get?
That's even no.
I'll clean it again.
Do I look paper, too?
Batteries?
Two different batteries?
I might have to upgrade the shelves.
shells.
Chachit, I trust the boss or the creepy guy that looks like he's a mummy.
Obviously, I kind of don't trust the boss.
I only talk to him on a phone.
This guy's always here, he's like, hey, man, they're like, line even shit.
So I'm trusting the mummy guy, you know, it's just like, he's like the,
that like walks are deceiving, but I mean like, you know, he's been nice to me.
But he's not a rude dude.
Where would batteries go, utilities?
I hate others, no fucking lights.
That has to be the bro. It's like so it's like so blurry.
Oh, yeah, that's dark. Right, we need chips.
Chips, nuts. Bro, we probably need everything.
I just got to make sure we hit this last quote. I can probably be like fucking $200.
$1.00.
Up.
Peanut's.
It's smelling.
I see that it's dying.
It's not really changing anything.
I've all done that's here.
Don't forget the vagacellia.
I've got to stock up on the vagacellia.
right out.
Oh, dude, we're like stocked up on the fucking dog food.
Lots of no even dog food yesterday.
What the hell?
Everybody loves the Agis Hill.
What is that?
Isn't it just like badge, you know, like, uh, like, waitment or something?
It's like the giant element.
Not a big fan of the word, the giant, uh, by the way, I've voiced that before.
I don't know.
I have the same, uh, it's like, it's like the same thing is, like, moist.
It's just like an odd word.
Like, why do we call it that?
You ever think about that, like, how words get names?
Why is the giant of a giant?
I was of a giant of a giant of like what's uh is there like a medical terminology there
I think you need vages so I mean I don't really know what I would do with it
C-fish
A fucker C-fish
Oh my god is that a fucking clown fish or are you selling finding Nemo
Nemo in this bitch? What the fuck?
That a nice full clownfish.
Damn dude, I haven't seen finding Nemo so long.
Oh my god, Jack. That's just brought back.
I don't know the last time I never saw finding Dory because I hate Ellen.
I think she's selling.
I think the Dory characters annoying.
Can I get it's part of the purpose, but I don't think the Dory character is likable.
Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, but somebody hit her with a mallet.
Like that, finding mean, Dory literally will not stop talking.
The entire, I mean, I don't stop talking, but Dory is a fish.
Okay, so it's different
You never stop to it's my job that's different
Dude, I was wide with like some days when I'm not streaming I'll be on like Sneak streaming and I will play a game or something
There's so many people that are like a Jew, aren't you live right now? And it's like, you know, you think that I'm just like talking to myself when I play video games
Like if I was playing this game not on stream, I would just be dead-sile.
You know what I mean? Like I don't think people think about that. Like if I wasn't live, I would just be dead-sile.
Like I wouldn't be talking. I would just be playing the game. Because like what am I gonna speak to myself?
What do you mean? Well, I'm saying like in a comp game like I'm quiet like I'm not talking. All right, we stocked up on everything.
I think we have enough, I think we've basically had everything, we have beer and whiskey, yeah.
All right, I'm going to just throw this over to the start of the day.
I'm going to just throw the tickets to the sponsor, and I've started passing the public,
and I've started calling me bro, man, boss, dog, and it's the best thing ever of what's your favorite thing to call other guys, if that makes sense.
brother. Why call everybody brother? I don't know. Dude, bro. But that's awesome.
Do you recommend for the son of Popman Reveal and the Septie for the son? Yeah, dude, bro.
I don't know. Boss, I don't really say boss. That's not like a nickname I use frequently.
I've said boss before, yes, her thing boss.
Big dog.
I'll use the word big dog of the,
you know, sure, it's her thing that dog.
But I also, I think that's also like a size name.
Like I'm not gonna call somebody big dog
if they're not like big, you know?
Not big like fat, just like large.
Daddy?
Yeah.
That's my favorite thing.
That's my favorite thing to do all by my friends,
Chad, we'll be in public.
Yeah, what's up, Dad?
I'm sorry.
All right, you're welcome.
Oh my god, I need to buy an upgrade.
I only have three dollars.
Never mind.
And never mind.
Never mind, I only have three bucks.
Can't really buy anything.
I'm kind of broke.
Oh wait, we didn't see what the sales quality is.
Is there music playing?
I swear I heard music, it's 100 bucks.
What's the quote of the other day, 100 dollars, too?
You know, why is it so red outside?
There's 80?
We might have made 100.
I have a bad feeling that like some of these customers are going to start tweaking during the day.
That we're going to have another viewing problem.
Track and dirt everywhere. All the customers are going to be smiling. I'm like so sure that.
that. It says there's something that I need to clean, but I'm not seeing anything.
Y'all peepin' that?
That's weird. It's telling me something's dirty.
Fine, there's something called fucking dog food and pack a cigarette.
I'm gonna say we got dog food for no fucking reason, nobody buys it.
It's crazy to be a 50 set coins.
One was last time y'all fucking had a half dollar in your hand.
Probably 10 years ago, man.
I don't know the last time I talked to a half dollar.
It's still up to it.
If this one it is, that was dirty.
You guys just didn't see it.
I have a $3 bill.
That's not even a fucking thing.
I have a $2 bill I can do my wallet at all times.
Don't walk you, too.
Move the face can for the anomaly thing.
Little too late for that one last time.
Lot of cleaning supplies.
You can be like, get rid of a dead body or something.
or something will turn on, and buy three fucking detergents.
Anything else to clean?
I feel like it's not registering like the dirt patches.
I should have filled the freezers.
I wonder if like the more items I have,
the more people just want to buy them,
even if it's something to say, oh my God, it's the freezes.
I thank the lord he guided my steps to your own as perry day.
How can I help you?
My soul is restless.
I can feel dark shadows gathering over all little town.
I've come to you in the time of need.
Bro, this mother fuckers asking for more money.
I don't have it.
We're raising funds for special undertaking.
something that will help us stand against evil itself.
I need $666.
Bro, maybe this guy's the devil.
What do you need that kind of money?
It's a significant amount, so it's the task I had of us, you know, understand in time.
It gives me the option of giving them $666 if I had that.
But I don't even think I've made that in the course of the game.
I won't give it.
Oh, the end of the game.
Oh, the end of the game.
Wait.
are they oh my god wait maybe that evil guys actually the good one and the people
that are closing as like this and shit are bad no like actually bro the way he
like screech there was like so demonic yeah maybe he's like the devil
I don't know those weird two their eyes are red, but I might have just been the lighting let me test it
No, their eyes were red
y'all peep that right
Now shit's getting fucking crazy shit's getting fucking crazy. Oh, let's laugh. Let's laugh this day off. Let's laugh this day off. Okay. Oh, we fuck
Oh my god
Who was that
I think we're not gonna get caught at $82 change.
Once it's $62.
This guy's been coming.
Yep, no, I'm literally knew that motherfuckers are still dead.
Oh, he looks weird now.
Got a problem, Sharon.
So he slept it on that stuff in your bag. You're paying all the $2.60 fish
Fine, take it. Remember this place makes you chilling up folks
But he comes in every day to steal shit every day
Like we got a give it a rest, you know
Dude everyone smiling but that guy you know, maybe I should have been nicer to the guy that was stealing dude
I feel like this game's so backwards in logic.
Four dollars and eighty times.
Of Walton Dawkins is here. He looks angry.
Wait, he didn't look at you smiling. You didn't piece that? Hold up.
Oh, he looks mad.
all of us to my own what about the tip chart we're making money from taps
i had a clean now
we got to be close we get like two more customers we make what uh
Oh, shit.
Oh, dead crow just flew into the fucking window.
Let me rub his intestines off the wall.
30 cents.
Kill the breeze.
I can't kill the breeze.
I don't have a weapon to kill anybody.
I have the axe, but it won't let anybody hurt anybody
like the demonic characters. Dude, we're at 95-25. We better have one more customer.
Okay, good. I'm not a saver. No way. No way. We don't every time I've watched this one,
bro, somebody jumps at me. All right, I guess not this time. Yo, wait, hold on. Why is that person
hobbling. Oh my god it's the old lady. She is so fucking weird, killer. Imagine it's just fucking
whacked her head off.
It's just fucking just clean off.
Just dead in the fucking parking lot.
No voice lines, nobody reacts.
It's just like, oh, that just happened.
Dude, everyone's smiling dude.
I'm telling you, it's the whole,
I don't know the priest, the priest wasn't smiling,
but he was acting weird as fuck.
I feel like he might be like the leader of that shit.
Like, everybody's tweaking out now.
At the start of the day, nobody was smiling, the start of the shift, everybody was normal.
Now it's like outside of like the regular customers are all smiling only like the odd ball characters aren't like they got your steals and then her.
I'm sorry, man, are you joking?
Oh, he...
Young man, why are you staring at over me?
You like that?
I thought you weren't feeling well.
Okay, dude.
Oh, please.
I want to use a field bad as you
Don't that now have to cut something off of you to you little bastard
I silly old had I forgot I know if I don't again
Could you wait for me here? I need to get it. Yeah, sure. We're up and wait
Probably won't make it today. Maybe tomorrow you working tomorrow. He'll do the end of the week
Yeah, then Deary don't disappoint. I'll be back soon. Okay, so she's gonna go cut off a piece of my body
Apparently I've got a lot of customers there. Pack a cigarette, sure, thing, boss.
Beyond your merry way, we've got a lot of money coming in. Grab a shotgun, we're gonna have one.
43.
Oh, five. There you go. Have a nice day. I don't know why it gives me the option to talk home,
God, see I don't really need you to fight your pay. Now you can see an extra. I
Don't need to buy all that now. Oh god, it's a very nighttime. Oh my god, it's already night time. I'm not the fucking lights are on like that
Gaze almost over better wrap up
You hold up
I was gonna go outside. I don't know what the fuck that noise was.
Same thing every day, door sign, cussers door sign, but this place might not try to
of purgatory.
Get ready for the night shift.
Oh my god, it's already even night shift.
I mean, fucking serious.
Yeah, why not?
I've got a fucking trash can.
Oh, it's night time now.
And we're going to die.
And...
I don't know if I can do that.
I don't know if I can do that.
I don't know if I can do that.
way too dark dude I can't fucking see anything
You're not just going on, too much is going on, so much is going on.
going on.
Too much is going on.
Too much is going on.
Why is it flashing?
I'm not done, I'm not done.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's over. It can't be over. It cannot be over, bro.
Something's wrong.
Day eight.
Day eight.
I said noise outside.
Find the source of the noise.
Oh.
Are they applauding me?
Who the fuck is this tall guy?
And what is that creature over there?
I paid for you all this time to load her in my class, so this is victory in my doing.
Don't worry. Just keep an eye calling. This is where the lead keep a close.
You better than the others.
I was rooting for you, Sheriff.
Get that out of here, bitch.
I've never even seen that guy before.
And you?
What?
You tried to follow the rules and manage to protect the story
of your shift years out of here.
So I won?
Where am I dreaming, bro? What is happening?
Better than I said it would be good here.
While I was watching you do, I wasn't sure you would make it.
I just keep this pumping me.
What the fuck is this here?
This place is finally done for.
Other flooding that it doesn't exist.
They weren't doing what is this thing.
And I just have to leave.
I can't believe this nightmare's over.
no way there's no way I just win and I get a mistake
it's like purely quiet
Oh, way!
Uh-uh.
So it's a, I'm stuck in a time loop until I die.
Bro, there's three endings.
What if you play, what if I hit like play where I just was?
What's that noise outside?
Oh, it's still them.
Yeah, it's a time room.
I'm not allowed to leave.
What if I just like me?
I can't leave. I was gonna say what if I just like walk a little bit
And I don't head back now. I'll die out here in the snow
What are the other endings?
Once you die and then what would be the third ending?
Get all the endings. Yeah, let me replay the game again now. I'm the fucking Google the endings
What do you think the other endings are?
Hellmarts all endings
Paying the priest, brother, there's no way you get $666. That's an impossible amount of money.
Like you don't rate, you don't even get that amount in the game.
Scythe landing, I got...
Oh, what the fuck?
And so that guy was evil.
Oh my god you've become the monster!
No way!
What the fuck, how would you get the good ending?
What did I do wrong that I didn't get the good ending?
You inherit the store. What? You have every customer happy, maybe?
That seems impossible.
Have everybody be happy.
And then still I meet the quotas and shit from sweating through my fucking look at that.
Jesus, bro, that had me fucking tweaking.
Oh.
Oh, all right.
Well, that was fun.
Time to lock in for some other shit.
We got a brovy bro we're doing in like 40 minutes.
But do we want to do the S&P for like 40 minutes?
Or chat, here's the options.
We do the S&P for 40 minutes.
Then we do the brovy bro.
Or we do like a short react now.
So then Monday we literally just do S&P in Fortnite
instead of react.
I'm not through in saucing daggers right now.
Better take it with a sub, take it with a five subs,
back scene, and put a sub, go save it with a sub,
also take it with a three, in my fear,
sure to give it through a phase of depression,
infection, my titty, I hope you're all right, man.
I've seen time for the sub, Diana, and just for the sub,
Bennett, she's vet and teak for the sub,
hail, take it with a 10k of it.
Arquerators, I would do arquerators on Monday.
Yeah, let's do a react now, then the Brobie Bro, tomorrow, we have the PCRF charity
shrink for react day, then Monday will just do S&P Fortnite, maybe our creators.
Then Tuesday, I'm going, Wednesday, we have the Fortnite tournament, then I've gone the
fifth to the ninth for background and outstream.
Charity shrink, again, wait February, I'm like actually message the S&P, I'm a
be on Monday for a while, but I can't today got a game to finish Slash Pro V-Grow.
And I'm to do that Monday perchance though.
I feel bad though when there's like the S&P's up and I don't make it.
I keep thinking that the sub-art TV and Apple I think of the sub.
But I have grinded the S&P for like $100, not a hundred hours, put a long time.
Let's do it react.
I got a test first.
So count me down.
Yeah, 30 seconds, 30 minutes.
Let me play song.
Let's get song.
you
You
You
you
You
Oh, what the heck?
What the heck?
Okay.
I got to take you to the subject and not thinking to sub.
Chat.
We got like 40-ish minutes.
Let me actually see you've ever responded.
I'm going to do a body-hand video.
We might watch a body-hand video tomorrow.
Probably not today.
I'll be your poll.
I'll date break, wasn't I?
Okay.
We can do something that I can fucking watch and react to, like, a half hour.
Parallel worlds are real.
Parallel worlds are real.
Here's why.
Sorry, I'm trying to pick options that I can fucking do in this time.
options that I can fucking do in this time.
Anything for content?
All signs you have a rare DNA mutation.
I'm trying to picture that's like under 20 minutes.
Why aren't actors ugly anymore?
We'll do those four, peck.
Angela and Mackie think of the sub,
uh, span and gossip the sub,
game the sub, hop, the sub.
Jack for the three,
appreciate the three.
All right.
Anything for content, chat, vote, vote on the bowl,
but on the bowl, but on the bowl,
but on the bowl, but on the bowl,
but on the bowl,
but on the bowl, we'll give it like a minute.
These are a lot of people who can change.
he never know.
But I'm a pole.
What do you want to see?
Some of the other ones were just going to watch tomorrow.
We're going to rip a react, probably row to my reacts.
He's our actual stream.
Monday we're going to do probably the S&P into Fortnite, into like, maybe our craters
random shit.
Then I'm gone Tuesday, back Wednesday for the tournament, and then I'm gone for five days
with the night back the 10th grinded out stream.
and it's pretty good.
It's going to be the hills.
I've been in the hills for a couple of days.
Already knew that.
Other fuckers think they can pin the hills every fucking five days, and I'm not going to
fucking see right through that shit.
How do you know?
Because you guys do it every time.
All right, anything for content one, all right.
We'll watch that.
Yeah, what?
The St. Don video, what St. Don videos? Let's go.
Just thinking of the sub-done solid thinking of the sub.
Should all have to do this eat this?
Anything for, wait, I got to, I got to remind you.
Anything for content.
Should all have to do this eat this entire cart of eggs?
With the shell still on it?
Yeah, skip E62A, Bull Brow.
That LA beast was the original anything for you's guy.
and I did. From eating pounds of sugar-free gummy bears and just throwing up rotten milk eating
tactile 60-year-old fucking pepsies that had like mold in them. Bro, Houston Jones. Houston
Jones is also an act. I think like Houston Jones does pain stuff, right? Like jackass level shit.
They're actually both ends of the spectrum of the jackass type content, right?
Like, I think the first people to do anything for like views were the jackass guys.
Johnny Knoxville, all those dudes, hyped up on drugs, you know, getting their dicks bitten by snakes
and fucking eaten, just gross shit, you know, inhaling like poop fumes, like just weird shit, you know,
like not even like fear fact, like beyond fear factor.
Like fear factors like sitting a bathtub of leeches.
You know, these guys were like literally running
through the one scene of Jackass I will never forget
is when they had, I think they hooked up Steve O.
to a gas mask that ran to a tube of one of the guys
that had to eat a bunch of laxatives
and run on a treadmill.
And he would sweat and shit himself.
And then that, the air from that went into Steve O's,
not the hour when he got launched to a port of Potty Bro.
The people, the stuff, the jackass guys did
reviews incomparible to anything.on YouTube.
But if you were to try Houston Jones and LAB
start those guys, because Houston Jones,
this stuff that's painful, like getting hit
with like, you know, 100 paint balls
where he's just like naked or, you know, slamming his hand into a bed of nails.
I don't know, just like random stuff did.
Now, we're going to be doing the gauntlet today.
I'm going to be drinking a rotten Pepsi, curdled milk, eating a cactus,
and then swallowing five hot dogs all.
I'm gonna try to talk to you real quick.
There's not even one person making you do this, bro.
In one way shape of forms this is a demonstration.
Bro, and I don't understand, okay, maybe maybe it was monetizable like 10 years ago, you know,
before like the ad apocalypse.
But, dude, even in like 2014 when L.I.B. is making these videos, do you think they got monetized?
I don't know, man, like I can't see a world where Hen eat drinking a gallon of curdled
milk and then vomiting in his washing machine made money.
Like there's no way.
Today, that would not be monotype.
That would be age-restricted.
Now.
No, free will.
Look at this, Niggas face.
He's not enjoying one second of it.
Close listen.
The thing about posting content on mine is that he's a pro.
Brother one, he did.
the one he did where he puts his hand in some chemical.
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
I don't think I can play the video.
He puts his hand in like this freezing,
what is it, hot ice, hot ice, LA beast, just lessen.
Putting my hand in soobastic to provide new creation sites
for initiating hot ice consolidation.
Okay, that's not the video.
Oh, here it is.
Just, oh, yeah, that's a dangerous trick.
Chatch us a lesson.
Just listen.
I'm not, I'm not gonna show the video.
He puts his hand in hot ice
and then dips it in the toilet
and he gets like third degree burns.
Listen.
I got to say no, I got to say no, nothing matched LAB's, you see LAB's both eatin'
two pounds of sugar-free gummy bears, you're like, oh, I'm in for a chorey. Like,
watching that dude, the one where he drinks, okay, the one where he drinks, the
curdle milk is actually disgusting. Like, it is, it is the, it dude, and if you
want to go down a rabbit hole, just watch all of L.I.B.s videos. This
motherfucker is like 25 in a garage, just drinking like curdled milk. Oh, my
God. Where is it this? This is disgusting. Actually disgusting. Where is it? I'm not going to
want. I'm not going to show him. I'm going to show him. I'm going to show him. I'm pouring it.
Walk. Oh, hell, no. No. It's so curl that can't even pour out of the gallon. Before you post something,
He's like I left it out in the sun for three days.
So this comes idea and that's where we should just let go.
Hey, how are you?
This guy L.A.B.S.I.M.
I'm struggling through his channel.
Bro, he's been doing this for years on end.
This is not a one off eating challenge.
This is this nigga's life.
No regard.
Oh yeah, for years, for years.
Fidgetman life just munching away, cactus is...
...the emers.
And this isn't the only thing I'd consider an extreme when it comes to making content
because real ass thought, though,
isn't one of the biggest reasons people choose to make content is because it seems easier than a 9-5.
Which is not brah, I've been sacrificing my non-existent social life for this shit.
No, I think a nine to five is harder than social media in last year's Skippy 62Able.
In last year's Skippy 62Able. I think, I think doing social media is easier in last year's
You are eating seven cacti for a YouTube video. That's not even really gonna make you money
That's LAD's shot
But when you're content consists of you putting yourself through physical trials and tribulations
You've got to really ask if the oil rigs that bad though because think about it
You come home from work dirty as hell-covered an oil
What you do is you collect that oil and after 30 years you might have a full tank maybe
I'll allow me to give you some more examples of this treacherous content I'm speaking of.
One thing that's been allowed to fly under the rate of a too long is coyote Peterson.
Okay, here's...
Now, coyote Peterson's like, it's like, no, there's like an educational aspect to it though.
You know what I mean? It's like, it is, yeah, it's the anything for content vibe.
But when you watch coyote Peterson, like, part of you is curious how painful is a bulletin?
How bad would it be to put your hand in a glove full of bullet ants?
He is a little too educational to it.
Like I hate how he doesn't slip character.
He'll just be like, ah, that really hurts.
All right, so right now I think I'm dying.
I'm like dude, just like actually, actually,
you know, don't abbreviate coyote Peterson mat.
Let's just say coyote Peterson.
Yeah, let's, uh, don't abbreviate, I don't abbreviate, I already have ears.
You don't really look like you want to do this though, dude.
You know, this guy's a wildlife, David, Adam, Burst, Devo, and situation.
And to sum up his content, let me just double over it.
In this jar, we have what's known as an African tribe killer.
Receiving its name after a bit, a small African child.
It's powerful than them ended up killing bit,
The entire tribe would like to do something of that nature.
Now we're going to be receiving a loop of both of this venom directly into our bloodstreams.
I'm never doing a bit like that again, but you get that idea.
The guy gets bit by stuff that you don't want to get bit by.
And then just look at his reaction after getting stung by an executioner wasp.
I'll say that's an appropriate reaction after getting stung by an executioner.
You know, but like I want to know how paint like you know what I mean?
Like, high O-D?
is curled up in a ball on the ground, you're like damn that must hurt.
This motherfucker's been stung by everything.
So that has to hurt so much more than you think it would.
Because like the pain tolerance you would build up from just being like, yeah, I've experienced
basically every bug sting in the world.
And now this has you on the ground rolling, but this is probably 10 out of 10 pain.
And I'll watch it again.
And then Bro goes on to say this.
Now to firm the answer to your burning question.
Yes.
For me, this really is...
Yeah.
Look at his recent videos you'll line as they go.
8 of 12 of the videos involved you being fed by some form of wildlife.
But whatever pays the bills I guess coyote.
Damn coyote is a tough ass man.
To an extent I don't understand something like coyote doing things like this.
Let me get that twin-extense, slow and reverb.
Yeah, what's coyote either is that like...
I could see this being on Discovery Channel in like 2012.
L-I-V-S-D-O-N-O.
But when people do dumbass challenges for like 50 seconds of fame,
Royal Skellis Hollow give it a knock.
But surely the phrase...
Bro, I hate those videos on Tech Talk where mother fuckers the even raw eggs for like fucking galaxies did.
And they don't even eat them. They chew the raw egg and then spit it out.
Like bro, that's not worth $20.
dollars. That's worth like 50 cents, not even. You're turning a raw egg and
spinning it out. Like that's not, yeah, it's just wasteful. It's like, it's like you're
just eating the eggs and just like being like, oh, there's just so grows.
Do it for the vineyard. It's not that bad. Do it for the grandma, straight up, claim lives.
A rose. Like those words used to move mountains, I'm telling you.
For the food. For the food.
Yeah, the people still make those NPC videos anymore. I feel like I can see
I hit not interested on somebody to talk lives that I really get lives anymore. I feel like they're not really lucrative
As much as they used to be
Some of them do the spider-man guy
This my
No
He still does it the guy that pretends to be miles from her house. I was on kison at
So I said that's off here, thund he doesn't do those anymore
There's no way
Jason Nash, and then Jason Nash will be like, all right, let's get a let's get a let's get a let's get a
Chic talk let's get let's get let's get a let's get a chat battle of that thing
All right guys, I need to see all right you'll thank you for the roses. I'm gonna need more roses
And they're always just like doing other shit. I'm like it's not even like have the people and TikTok live
It's like bro like you're you're doing work while also being on TikTok live
old Jason the Lean Tent tax are crazy. Tent on lives are texox. I used to do
TikTok live. Back when I was in high school, 2020. Maybe even a little bit in 2021.
Yeah, dude. I remember I went to school. I went to school, bro. And I was like, yo, I
made $80 on TikTok live last night. I was just blown up balloons for four hours.
Oh, wait, it's for you to help me.
What?
Can I pop them all?
That was for why?
That was the idea.
That was the, the bright idea as Jebart had at the time.
Let me blow up a bunch of balloons.
There's another saying you tell me to jump and I say how high.
Stay with me now.
For content creators, the people say they want good and titanium content.
And for some reason, the reply is, so how many tide plugs did you want me to eat?
I got three in my hand right now.
Sometimes I really, I try to tide pod.
Um, didn't like, didn't like chew into it, just like, you know, threw it up caught at my mouth, disgusting.
Think I'm a high-functioning life-former. Yes, my corners are receding, but she don't see me doing no dumb ass challenges.
If I'm gonna do something for content, it's not gonna be on the lines of no David Blanch and Anagance.
David Blanch is a CEO of just delinquent.
And she got a philosophy, and I realize that you could actually make an important...
I don't know, what's like the craziest LA beast shit I do. I mean, I've done the one shit,
But that's really just like a challenge.
I would do like a, I would do milkmile, like stuff like that, like, I'm not really afraid of throwing up anymore.
I used to be really afraid of the idea of vomiting, and I used to be really against the idea of vomiting.
I just like don't give a fuck now.
I can't just, I, as long as I'm not throwing up stuff that I ate before, right?
Like that's gross. Like stomach virus vomit?
But like if I'm just like vomiting milk, I don't really care.
You know, banana sprite, nah, that'd be fine.
It'd be gross.
You know, when jinxie lost, he did the banana sprite challenge.
I'm not gonna do it, so I'm gonna say that.
Let me say that right now before I say what I'm about to say.
When I saw jinxie do the banana sprite challenge,
part of me wanted to go live the next day
and do it the right way.
You throw up everywhere and be like that's how you do it and then like in a sense stream
Bro because I if I did the banana's right challenge. I would rip those bananas in three minutes
I like it not even three minutes
I would rip those bananas in in two minutes and then I would
That sprite dude. I would rip that until I threw up
Yeah, 20 minutes for you got it. It's you got like five minutes on the clock
Oh, what?
Oscar Pek, and I realize that you could actually make an according to the stomach and you got
co-eat face, creature, anything.
Just to list off some things he did in 1999.
So he swallowed live fish.
And he nine, this is predating to it for the gram.
This deranged the regular human, decided to bury himself in a plastic coffin under water for seven days with no rills.
So instead of handing it a job application, this guy decided to spend 168 hours inside of a container.
Honestly, an interesting perspective to have, but I know Dan Willbro was doing it for that cable TV club.
This thing I wanted to do.
Dad asked for some hairy houdini shit.
You ever see that one image?
I love looking at that picture of hairy houdini.
Where he's like hairy houdini, bridge, photo.
Where everybody's like walking at him.
And you can tell he's like the crazy guy at the time.
They're like, oh my god.
Is this man actually driving to jump into them?
Have I covered in chains?
Oh, no!
It's like the crowds that are forming to watch this guy just jump into the water.
Covered in chains.
Pung himself upside down for 60 hours straight.
Ducked is loosely warned him that this nigga,
they said he will die.
David said, but didn't use, though.
And what I think is his most insane stunt ever,
when he froze himself in ISIS 63 hours, surely the lodge majority of people were telling him
just to not do that shit sounds. Well, I just don't understand how David Blaine makes money,
like, because it's not a YouTube video, is it like being sold on cable like you saw in
tickets to shows, right? Like a 63 hour challenge, like there's not like shows there, like how
are you making money? Sponsors? Yeah, but who's gonna sponsor David Blaine almost dying?
Because even if he's just ignoring them right, in one of his challenges, you hung
himself over the 10s for 44 days.
Surely there's some executive officials you got to talk to beforehand, though.
Or do the London government here to pitch for the idea for some reason to prove it?
But maybe I got to sky all wrong, because I don't think he even does it for the views.
I think it's purely love with a game at this point.
I'm on a game.
I'm not awesome.
Well I think it's also like one-hoping previous.
I think like the idea of like magicians and just like stunt artists in general
is they always want to one up the guy that was famous before them. Like David Blaine wants to be
I don't even say once a day. I think David Blaine will be the
Perseverally like modern day Harry hoodyding check the poll. I'm not doing it. All right. Yeah
Yeah, thank you for the five arc for the three rails. Thank you for the three
Mad Joe Joe taking the three counts of something for the three to tell him to take it for the three Carlos for the sub to terrible and done thinking for the sub
I'm actually an angel, I think, of the subject of the three.
God, I'm a play.
But it's easy to look at, but it's easy to look at people like David Blaine and
Koyote, you physically harmed in social videos.
But the mentally straining videos, Loki, just be as bad.
You remember Mr. Beast before he was a bajillion-ed?
Yo, actually, actually, Brad Acchet.
I would rather, I would rather get stung by a bullet ant than have to say Logan Paul's name
100,000 times.
Or like count to a million.
You know, I would rather have the 30 minutes of horrible pain than spend 20 hours repeating
somebody's names.
You said this in a fool, which you tracks him by the way, and to this day he claims he has
negative money.
Technically, everyone wants you this video, it has more money than I think you know.
In the back of the account, if you subtract the equity value of my company, which doesn't
buy me a make.
That's just like all sort of just not true.
The average person is like 20k in savings, like less.
There's no way, there's no way he just doesn't have like 30 granted a bank account.
How much does the average American have in savings?
Oh, whoa, more than I thought.
Oh, under 35's 20k.
The average American has 602k in savings, but that's also accounting for people that are like 80 years old.
The average 75 plus person has 90k.
60, 65 to 74 is the most.
100,000 savings.
I don't look for the money.
That's cap, eh?
I don't think so.
You have a retirement fund, bro.
Like you're putting money into 401k.
Your whole life, money you're 65, bro.
You're going to, there's people that have like 100 grand.
Like that's an average amount of money.
Like 100, 100 cases ship what a money.
But not for somebody that's been working in 95 for 35 years, like...
Come on, Jimmy!
Anyways, before Mr. Bees was rich, he used to make videos like saying Logan pulls an AMA 100,000 times, which lasted 17 hours by the way.
It's actually crazy to think that Mr. 451 million subscribers was out here saying Logan pulls an AMA for content.
Yeah, and like, who's watching that?
Like, it games popularity, but nobody's like watching the 17 hours of him saying,
Okay, actually, you want to know who's the NPC in this world.
There is somebody that has put on the 17-hour
Mr. V's video of him saying Bobby Paul hundred thousand lives and watched it.
tedious content requires Will Palabero. That is something I don't have.
I'm such a bitch.
You know, in Minecraft, I call YouTube as that bill.
Those insanely difficult things and it takes like four months to just complete one video.
Those are the real grinders because what business do you have building in my thousand days in
in my Minecraft world.
Mathematically accurate black hole.
It took bro of a 500 hours of recording and editing
and a year in total to complete.
It's been a year daddy.
I have somewhere respectful bro
because at least it's so sacrifice or content.
There's not involved committing crimes.
I'm looking at you book.
I think it's the same thing with people
that run like, um, speed running.
Like turbo, like if you are a cup head speed runner,
you are torturing yourself for the game.
You are, you like pain, right?
Ludwig, Ludwig, cup head speed run.
I'm saying like if you speed run, like obscure games,
or yeah, like even Minecraft speed running,
but Minecraft speed running is like torture.
Yeah, like, no, Minecraft speed running
not to beat the game now.
If you're somebody that Minecraft speed runs,
the get all potion effects achievement.
You are a like sadistic person.
You like pain.
You like watching people die.
Like, okay, not watching people die.
But like you like the idea of being just like,
you're torturing yourself.
Yeah, fine bird.
The fine bird is torturing himself for no reason.
Hate him going in a world and seed running the get every potion of fact is fucking crazy.
This guy boon because the CIA is puttable sunbra.
This nigga went viral just for stealing and then he looks and it becomes a Christian
rapper.
So, I've got permission for it.
What a well spoken lion.
Boon could actually go crazy.
That's not the case, it's not sat as sadist.
Wait, what am I thinking of?
sadistic.
No, driving pleasure from inflecting, oh, inflecting pain on others.
Yeah, no.
My God.
Back to the development.
He gets a pass.
Most of you have probably heard of Jackass.
I could get as make a whole separate video on whatever the f-3x everybody else.
You watch?
Yeah, the apple on.
This is the blindfold race.
We'll have four contestants compete in the 5-yard spree.
blindfold.
I mean, this is a calm one, bro.
This is like one of those boring jackass segments.
The good jackass segments is one they're like,
we're going to cover we man in fucking peanut butter
and release a bear in the room with them.
We're going to cover, we're going to cover
his dick and honey and then put a bunch of bees on him.
All right, go kick that wasps.
That was missed.
That's my name Johnny Knoxville and this is the Wasp Kick.
The Jackass movies really encapsulate what I'm trying to say because people really just be doing anything for content.
And you know it's bad when even gumble points it out.
I got it, the stupidest people in town.
Everyone has the wear of blindfold and others fast as they can.
The person who gets the furthest is officially-
Well, bro, most of the Jackass cast was like on copious amounts of drugs, like while they were doing this.
Whenever I see someone doing something within the vicinity of obscenity, I always think of that idea of a life trajectory
Which is pretty much like how unique experiences opportunity choices, you know all that it all leads someone to their present situation
Now what choices could you possibly have made that led you right here, bro?
I mean to see them decide that not the right ones they gotta tell you that
Bro for me to participate in a jackass movie completely willingly you have to give me either the deepest back
I'm talking about child Rockefeller blood money and throw on the 98% of the world
I don't know some of the jackass segments are a lot more dual
than the other ones. Like, they do have ones that are just like funny. And then they have
ones that it's like, all right, Steve O. Shuttle a fish off in your mouth and go jump in the
water. Like, and they reel them in, like, like an actual fish. Like, that's, that's pretty bad.
Yeah, like, I don't, or really, like, mush there. Okay. See, now an hour I'm describing.
No, there's some bad segments.
Oh, you have to turn into a bloody eagle and breath and blow me.
Why does sounds nasty though? You know it's not right.
Subscribe subscribe subscribe.
It's probably sounds like I'm exaggerating my conditions for participation.
Which I'm really not. I'm good of this.
Two twos to my wedding, Croy, I'm not doing this.
You're sick to my stomach.
The crazy thing is I can't even show the worst one.
Oh my god, I hate that ass.
I hate that. I hate that.
I hate that slang, but what part of Canada is that?
or they're like, oh, those two dance on the crowdy.
I'm like, what are you saying?
I like, what?
It's Toronto, but what does that mean?
What is crotty?
Oh, crotty, fam.
Oh, I'm like, what?
This doesn't even sound real.
When you work up like Canadian Toronto slang.
Oh, New Zealand, mind-empting.
Aw, grody.
What?
Oh my god.
I'm doing that's not, bro.
That's like making shit up like this.
I'm even real, bro.
What?
What?
Gerbert?
That's a slang term.
Gerbert, Toronto slang.
Meaning.
What does that mean?
understanding, cross-key, and Gerbert.
Sorato, you open!
What does that mean?
You're a germ.
Personal nickname, Miss hearing somebody else's word.
That's not actually a word. It's not even showing up.
I feel like you guys are just making up Toronto slang.
It's slang.
Okay, yeah, but I'm saying it would still have a definition.
Once from Jackass, and I doubt I'll even be allowed to describe it, so I'm not going to.
But when I dive into the psyche of people that are willing to put themselves through some bullshit for the sake of content,
I question if they're really old there in the head, you know?
Just check Urban Dictionary.
I feel like it'd be like,
GURP.
I'm just looking up to Rottis line.
Tross line words.
Niz.
Ting.
70 plus Toronto slang words you need to know.
G's.
Niz it.
Nyaay.
Nyaay.
though they see it's all the two twos what the wadwin the wadwin wadwin is a
friendly greeting that means means what's going on wadwin my guy oh oh what a
Brody Wagwan, Wagwan Brody, what, like, it, that would like piss me off, like if somebody said that.
Oh, oh, man, bemo, Wagwan Brody, Wagwan Brody, oh, what?
I mean, he told you, he's freaking with him, why don't you just mean, I would actually be so confused.
There's no way people actually just casually say that, though.
Let's take a look at Steve, probably the most successful person from Jackass.
How much money do you need to be paid in for the first season, right?
Oh my god, probably like a thousand dollars.
A hundred million dollars is something like that.
You know, that says that seems like a reason.
Bro, I even think like the new one.
Like Jackass forever, brother, probably got paid by fucking 50k.
It's in a bowl amount.
They paid this and they go 1.5 grams.
That is the same amount as a set of foreties, but in the end I guess it did work after Steve
Oh because it did launch his career and allowed him to pin this
If Jesus came back and he showed up in Canada and the first person he sees goes log-on
Brody he's I have fuck this and going back. Yo
Yo, tell some angels come scoot me mother. I just said a wide blind to me
Yeah, Jesus, Jesus comes back and he says he's a Toronto accent.
To do for more of these fucking movies.
So maybe a lot of long, early on the second coming.
He work at my not be.
It's time to lock in, eh?
The right word, but you know, you got a little something more than four medium range
size.
Now when it comes to content, it's not just all entertainment.
I know we got some gooners amongst us.
opinion on OF is Loki 2 controversial nowadays, so instead I'm gonna just
pose myself with the hypothetical. If I was a Sophie Ray in archetype right, am I
fooding for the bag? Dude, like, oh my god, what are we talking about? What are we
talking about? Where did this turn? I thought we were just talking about
said it. You know, you got a little something more than four medium range
size. Now when it comes to content it's not just all entertainment, I know we
got some goon as a monk so aside. Giving an opinion on OF is Loki 2 controversial
nowadays, so instead I'm gonna just pose myself with the hypothetical. If I was
What is a Sophie Ray knockout side right? Am I fooding for the bag? Dude, like yeah
I'm doing only fans for fucking $50 million a year you fucking on crack you what what what what what what
What 50 million dollars hundred million dollars a year are you insane? Oh my god
Like can we talk about like the political and economic state of the world right now?
I mean that's gonna get them a surrogate to be like yeah
I mean, I'm not judging somebody they don't want to, you know, like, respect to it, but I'm like, I'm also going to be like, yeah, respect for the bag hustle, you know, 100 mil.
Woo! Woo! How much did she make last year? 100 million? How much did Sophie Rain make last year? She like, said it.
Yeah, just on only fans, if you're rated $43 million last year, then she also probably
makes money on, like, Instagram and Snapchat and fucking every other social that she
bucks on?
Bro, 43 million.
So if you're in claims, she made $11 million on only fans so far.
Oh my god.
If you have a hundred million dollars, how many people have more wealth than you in the world?
There's 28,000 sent to millionaires worldwide.
So if you rain at like what 22 is one of the 28,000 richest people in the world.
Out of 8 billion people.
Wow.
Now it was a fun video to watch. Anyways.
We should be doing this broly bro in like two minutes, like four minutes.
Ever doesn't respond to that. Do you think he pulls up?
Please for the sub, it's in random.
If the sub, no, take it for the three.
Everybody else in Canada, he's the Toronto Accent,
like staying on Canada.
Is it the same as how white guy, UK people hate
our Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham Accent?
I love those videos, they've walked up to random British version, what's the worst
EK accent they get?
Oh, damn again.
Oh, it's not even close.
I would have to hear all the accents side by side, though.
But let me hear, wait, let me hear an actual Canadian Toronto accent.
What's the best accent in the world?
Yeah, broski.
Two, two's my word broski.
It has to be the Toronto accent.
My word broski.
What every accent besides Toronto
Come on now, bro.
And also on broski.
What am I dead?
What's the major if like in the Toronto girl?
I'm low-key.
When she has a lean Toronto accent for him.
Like my word, that's just a turn-off.
Like your Toronto accent?
No, no, no.
She can't talk like that, so.
She talks to her on a won't you?
That you left your good?
You wouldn't talk.
What I don't like is if the business is true
that you left your mom's in the hood,
somebody will smoke that you.
You don't leave your mom's nowhere.
You have money and you left your mom's there.
You're sick to my stomach fan,
but if it's not true, sure, it is just talking shit.
What's up?
Birmingham accent.
I'm talking to you, Zay, to help you understand my local accent.
I'm proud to come from Birmingham.
I'm the 60-walk, I'm sorry, some visitors of every kind from everywhere.
Is that a Birmingham accent?
Birmingham, I said, oh, this, if I drown out the words,
my next look, it's very, the sound very Toyota,
but it's all right.
Yeah, they're very, they're kind of like super long.
I don't know, it's so weird how like you can,
you can imitate an accent, and you're doing it well,
but like the way you have to form your words
sounds so unnatural or feels unnatural to you.
But for them it's the exact opposite,
like a scowl saccent.
Like a scowl saccent to me is like so thick.
Yeah, I've heard like patty tendlets a scowl serr.
Like I've heard him talk, right?
But like you can imitate a like a just like a regular
like Philly accent.
And he thinks that feels weird to do.
Baha, thank you for the five gift.
It's about five given the five gift is Aaron
It's not a zombie, we think of it three.
Do I have the day wrong?
I don't know.
Is he alive?
He's alive, he went live.
Say.
Oh, but he got a flash, and show.
We're gonna hold animation intro.
Yo, chat, should I get a fucking starting
I feel like I need to get a starting soon screen, but it should just be really annoying.
Really annoying.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like it's dude.
Because like, I think the starting soon screen was like that needed thing.
It was like earlier which days, but now I think it's just like the vibe of the chat.
You don't even need it.
Because a starting soon screen, it's not needed.
needed it in that like bro if I if I go live in one two minutes, I have 80% of the people
that are going to pull up are here you know what I mean? Like obviously people filter in and
out while I'm streaming but I'm saying like in a minute I'm in two minutes I'm where I'm
starting you know so like I've seen most starting streams now are like more casual right like a
minute, maybe two minutes. There are some streamers that have like a 10 minute starting
soon screen. Wow. Wow. Why is it that long? Like that's crazy. Can't let you in three.
If you actually give a sorry, soon, you'd actually be on time when you're saying
you're going to be in taking the time to leave the three. Oh, yeah. Because then I'll just
be, I would have to start it and then walk away for like five minutes. I always wonder
how much streamers do when they do their starting students soon screen. Like are they just sitting behind the camera like waiting for it
like end
you know what I mean
Definitely and I feel like they're like on their phone or like maybe setting up a game or something
shine for the summary thing that it's three gift heads.
Be out chat for about a rip this birthday brother Edward
we got five games are probably gonna be two hour of a birthday brother. Tomorrow I'm gonna be doing
piece of your opportunity to train Palestine shows we believe on React Day as well.
SAP on Monday, into Fortnite, maybe our creators Tuesday not live once they have the
Fortnite tournament that I've gone to fifth to the ninth vlogging bomb gone to the
three YouTube videos.
Then we're back to the 10th Grinding Out Stream, Reanimal Drops, Time Life Drops,
Bunch of Other Share, we have a 8ch charity stream in late February.
App chance your march will go from there.
Kai, thank you for the subject of the sub.
April, I might be doing something for Trevor Project with another streamer, I'm not sure,
though. Valorant tomorrow? No. I'll let him start up his stream before I
Oh my gosh, all due to use of spite days today.
Oh yeah, you think you're going to want to spite?
I hope so. I jokingly said that I hope he would lose, but now it's because I was mad because I was losing it probably
I'll talk about it, bro.
If I ever had a child, somebody in boxing, who would I challenge,
they would have to have a similar build to me.
And I don't know who has a similar build to me.
You know what I mean?
Vinny hacker.
Vinny hacker knows how to box.
So, I'm probably gonna go no on that one.
Mark Henry is like 400 pounds.
Dad, he's a pretty good pick.
I don't know, and I actually had a box, somebody like,
who would I box?
One wig?
I don't think a lot of it would,
I don't think Ludwig would fight me.
I'm not challenging anybody,
but I think Ludwig is too short, too.
In comparison to my height,
I think I mean him around the same weight,
but like, bro, I have reach on Lud.
I have reach on Lud.
Lud's like five nine, maybe five ten.
Like, he would be like here on me.
like the top of his head. And that doesn't seem like a lot, but that's like that makes
your breaks punches. Jaxi wants to play Rocket League with you. I'm about to rip a
brovy bro with Edward. I can't write now, Jaxi. I'm sorry. I will another day though.
We can run Demos. And I'll teach you how to get good. Not good. I'll teach you how to get
good enough to be flat, too. That's about it. Drive a deal to the sound of some
take it to the three.
Once the next lap flight watch room, don't know, kind of the subject of the sub.
They invited me to something that I couldn't go to, because it was during the Ford
I-Terni.
But I am probably going to do more shit with PLN.
Probably, we'll probably do another watch party.
I'll go and comment in another slap light sometime.
That's a bit of a rule, so that the hands do not get messed with it or get lost.
Oh fuck dude, we're taking shots and shit.
I need to go get, hold up.
I need to go get, like, or, you know, coming down like,
30 seconds.
You
Now, it's not a guarantee that I have to take a shot shot, but we're going to have a
punishment wheel of sorts, and I brought some options here.
We have Icelandic Brennan from Iceland that I usually save for special occasions, but
we're now down a little bit, so we might do that, then I also have a bottle of whiskey
that F Cancer sent me, WF Cancer. Great, um, charity. They worked with like Penelope, um,
which is a company and then I also have fireball. So, anyways, let's bring up Edward.
Mono, take it to the five. Stable said you wanted to clap at the ear and you're still going to do it.
Yeah, it's just a matter of scheduling. I told Ron, and I'd definitely want to do a video
I'm down to do shit with Ron, Jigsie, and Adap.
It's just like I had so much shit crammed like tomorrow
of the charity streaming and Mondays last day
and then I'm gone for like a week.
So I just can't do shit this week,
you know what I mean, Liam, because I already had
stuff planned, but VT, thinking of this stuff.
All right, chat, how this is gonna work
to let me explain it real quick before I call him?
Hold up, let me on and install Helmer
because we beat fucking Helmer.
All right, so we got this Brody Bro.
It's a little bit different than the other Brody Brody
Burs we've done in the past.
I mean, we're going to be doing it and we're so great
content creator, met him, well, like a year and a half ago,
or whatever we've never done anything before together.
But now we are.
It's going to be a little bit different.
I think we're going to spin a wheel for each game we play.
It's still going to be a best of five.
So first for three wins.
But the games that we have are kind of like nobody really has
and edge on each other, spy party, which is the game where, like,
somebody has to hide in a crowd and the other person's
to snipe, or trying to decide who they are,
strapped at, which is like a fast-paced shooter,
battleship, everybody knows battleship, rounds,
which is the game where you, like, it's similar to, like,
stick fight, if you know that game, where, like,
you pick guns and weapon modifications, you fight each other
and then speedrunners, which is just, like, a speedrun
platform game.
Because you can't put the sub-doctor on the sub.
The reason we have alcohol is because we're going to have
a wheel of punishments for the loser every time.
And we're going to see whoever wins that person
has to do a punishment on the wheel.
Fuck you, the chunky refund that shit to yourself.
I'm not eating an edible before I do a brevvy brow.
What do you call them?
Wait, what do you send me to?
Hello?
Hello?
You're joking, you see me right now?
Oh, no, let me actually, I got to turn off my camera and turn it back on.
Okay, but...
Camera, deactivate.
Oh, shit.
Best.
I got on screen.
Yes, sir!
Look up, up.
And there we are.
Yes, sir!
Oh, man.
Are you ready?
Dude, I'm ready, bro. Honestly, the thing is though, I be too lenient show. You play a lot of video games
So I feel like lowkey up like good video game IQ. That's like a thing. I think like video game IQ game sense. I think I have a
slightly above average capability to play games that I am not familiar with, but I am not really good at any video game
We joke, we're quick, where's your arpeggio?
Shea my armpance.
Wait, why do you say your pith with love of that?
I've been shaving my armpance since junior year in high school, because it's, I don't
know, I don't like the matted deodorant feel, I feel like I sweat more, so...
Yeah, it's like nasty shit, yeah.
No, no, no, no, save your armpit hair's nasty.
I'm saying I personally don't,
like I've nothing wrong,
I'm just saying it's good, yeah, it's cause I'm a fanboy.
No, it's cause I just don't like the feel of armpit hair.
Like, are really long armpit hair to me.
They're uncomfortable.
So ever since then, like,
everything we used to save is it?
No, it wants a week, like it'll grow out.
But I'm proud I don't see once a month. I shade my armpits. What the month? Oh, shit, what the head did that go at all that for once a month?
That would be like well, I should much it like that you're not shit like four days ago, but it'll get to the point where you see it. Just not where it's like long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, shit
You know, but we're we're doing the games like how do we decide which game we're going to play for us today? I
I'm down if you want to do like a you pick eye pick you pick or we could also just spin the wheel for the games
I honestly could not, I'm not good at any of these games, or like, play.
I've never played any of these games, honestly, I don't mind a wheel too, so it was like
completely randomized.
Or you could pick first, we could pick turns, like, I don't know where it really is.
Well, I'll read you, this is a lot.
I was trying to explain to some of my chat, I was like, a regular bro of you bro.
We both picked two games, and we have a neutral, and then the loser picks the next game.
But since we're doing basically just like a bunch of weird random games, I feel like it
like makes sense to even just how to random like which ones we do.
Hmm. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Now the thing we need to talk about is the loser of each game do we want to do just a shot or do
we want to do like a wheel of potential punishments of like push up shot maybe do something
like after we're just saying like at the end of the upper every game.
Love every game.
Hey, I'm down. I mean, we're shit Saturday, but I don't know what you got going on later.
I've already grabbed alcohol. I've got a few options to kill a yeah, I have
Icelandic brand of in I have whiskey and then I have fireball
Damn in the sort of it I got I got a cup of mimo, but yeah, I'm not a big fan
It's against straight shots. It's a kill almost the time. This is the only thing I have so I got to
I gotta deal with this.
I'm going to look crazy if I lose today
because later today, I'm a judge for like Jason's boxing of that.
If I pull up drunk,
people are gonna think I'm an alcoholic bro.
You're a judge in the event.
Like you're one of the guys with a scorecard.
Yes, yes, yes, me.
And I think it's like adapt and Jason goes like us three
were judges.
But I don't know if my breath ricks up.
Cop the me goes, I will look fucking crazy today.
I will look like other drunk persons.
or I might have to go pirates whiskey,
I don't know, we'll see, but we'll see, but yes,
I'll look crazy.
I think you'll judge me better.
Oh, the alcohol, well, you know how many fights are there are?
Uh, I'll put on my head, I think it was like six fights.
I think it was maybe there was eight fights.
And how do you judge?
Like you just pick, like, are you having a scorecard
you're doing like ten nine like you're doing off punches in like
the merits and stuff or you're just being like this person won. So this is
like it's third time doing it and then I was the judge last time I was
well how we did it last time was we just each have a piece of paper we
cannot like how many heads or how many hard hits that you know
boxer has your full-on track in the fight. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but
you know what I started to the contestants was you know maybe for like a five
get the service, you know. I saw the extra couple punches under the table, you know.
I saw a song coming more than everybody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like,
I saw what I saw. I was so guest-like. Yeah, I didn't have to know that. Yeah, I have to know
that. Well, we could just do, I mean, what would you want to do? Shop of the loser
or like, we all spend. I feel like it might be easier to just do like the next shot.
Yeah, this is just a shot. This is just keep a simple. This is a shot. Yeah, that's fine.
and it's first to three so we might not play it will play all the games if I
went to you until okay but we might play four games three if so yeah we
get swept but I don't see a world where like either must win all three in the
row not come one I'll be I'll be humiliated by the
doctor I could have fight I can't go out like I'll crash out I'm a pretty big
sore loser if I lose off for a game.
So let me switch back, I'm going to make a real spin and then you could just like pull
up by stream and build the spin for which game.
Now if you have a game, you kind of want to do first.
If you're not like familiar with all of these games necessarily, but yeah,
Yeah, if I had to pick maybe maybe rounds looks interesting
Man, yeah, maybe rounds or speed brother speed brother just feels like there's a fast game of like that that like that
Minion or what is called the cellwitz worker? That's what it sounds like speed
Yeah, we're also for some of these games. We're gonna have to do like a best of something you don't even
If we're doing battleship, we could probably do best of three.
But if we're doing like spy party, that would probably be like a best of setting.
Like those go by quick.
We're like rounds would probably be best of three.
Because that's a good idea for that.
Okay. I have the wheel ready whenever you want to spin this yet.
Oh shit. Okay. I say. I get a bunch of props.
I have your shrimp photo. I think just spin it right now. Let's do it.
Let's get to it. Hold up, I can fix my uh, okay.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well, this is kind of a long way, and there we go. Okay, ready? I am spinning it.
I kind of hope it lands on Straftat.
Oh, wait. Okay.
That's just kind of like stiff fight.
This is the only game that I've actually played.
I mean, that everybody's played battleship.
But this is the only game that I've like had experience playing in a previous probably row.
But I think I lost.
Okay.
It's basically a game where we each have these little mini fucking figurines.
Every round you lose you get like another perk or a damage, so you have like you basically build a character
That's like good at fighting and killing the other person. Okay. Oh, do I have you on steam?
I don't know I don't think so. I don't think it's a new send me your steam. Yes, I got you
I don't think I did win. I played with Sneak and I think he beat me.
Is this the steam idea right? That's what I'm sending.
It's just a bunch of numbers.
Okay. I put in the discord.
and
all right, I had a new
awesome
for all of you
now confident are you would you say that you're like a game or a source and you think you're going to
win this
I'm a very competitive person. I grew up playing basketball and stuff, so I'm very competitive.
Video games, though, I feel like I'm all right. Like a game that I'm really confident in, is maybe it's the Asian and meat, but it's super Smash Bros.
Other games, I feel like you know I'm all right. I'm all right.
Oh, your big super Smash guy?
Yes, man. I love Smash if you have a lot of, yes.
What is your like I
Wait did you have me back?
I got a good friend. Are you? Is your username?
My username is Joe Bart.
I can send you my friend ID too.
That's not chastizing pause.
Okay, yeah, I'll sit with it.
Okay.
I don't sell it here, aren't I?
Did he get that?
Yeah, I got it.
Awesome!
I got it.
I might just do a shot before he starts.
Hey!
What's right now?
I mean, that's up to you.
Oh, shit.
I mean, hold up.
I can't just leave you hanging.
I might have to do it one two, yeah.
I'm just going to do this fireball shooter, I was in AC,
my next city you ever been there, shithole, terrible play, I've never been, I've never been, yeah, you definitely, you definitely shouldn't go.
I mean, I'm from New Jersey, so I'll just go to AC, but like, I started bar hopping
and then it was like something mentioned AC and I was like, oh, I'll go.
And I wanted to gamble and then we ended up just going to a club and I laughed and I was
like kind of bummed out.
But it was probably for the better because I always lose money every time I go.
Oh, I can't risk gambling, but I have the worst luck when it comes to gambling.
even sports betting? I don't even try to touch sports betting. Oh, I think I'm pretty good at sports betting. Really? Okay, what do you have for the Super Bowl?
I said I want the Patriots to win, but I think the C-Hawks will.
You want the Patriots, but you think C-Hawks will kick there? Well, I think they're in a favor for sure, but I think Drake may
I could pull a rabbit out of the hat.
Yeah.
Are you doing any best?
Yeah, I didn't know.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm not none yet.
But at some point.
Yeah, I'll definitely take some stuff.
Okay, Joey.
What's the code?
Is there a code?
There's a code.
If you hit the except invite, it might just,
Ah, wait, let me remake it.
I can't wait.
Did you get that?
Oh, yes, for those who have learned how to use this way.
I'll let me click on it.
Joe, you look chopped today. Thank you, boss. Really appreciate it.
I bet you look wonderful too.
Hand in your bag of Doritos right now, where you're watching me in a dark room at a 5 p.m. body.
I
Every time I accept the invite just send me to the main page of the game. It's so stupid.
Are you able to invite me if you have online and then use it in the right name?
Okay, let me just try that. Waiting for friends.
It should like pull up an invite. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I just click on your username.
That's the three we're going to do okay so you win it's called rounds because you
win around I think you have to win five rounds to win the game we're going to do
first two wins in a game okay okay so like pass a three best of three okay
okay I see cheers it for the shot we're going to start right away like shit
What are the controllers pretty straightforward it all we could I'll let you like I'm down when we start
There's a like time when it I'll let you like fuck and learn how to shoot
I think it's literally just like W I ask you and left like
I'm sure's the camera tap it
All right
I have to do a little bit I lucked in see can you see can you see wait now that's you
Wait, hit like A and B.
A, B.
These are the cards that you're gonna pick.
They do different things for you.
And that's why it's like stick fight.
Like you get abilities that are to hurt me.
Help me.
It's like, what type of stuff do you want?
If you want to shoot fast, you want to do a lot of damage,
you want to have a lot of hell.
And every time you lose around, you get another card.
But you only get a pick one.
Okay, I see.
Down, okay.
the
sheeters are a shot of the way to go disagree
now she would you like me to give you like I mean I'm not that's why they're not you trust my
uh... intuition here and what's like a good card
who is going to be okay i just have to just wait and just pick up
i don't know much about the power okay what i have a card you would like to just like
It just gives you what that like if you're you're hovering mayhem right now that means when you shoot the bulldoze
Instead of just going away
So then you have a higher chance of hitting me, but you could also hit yourself
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, you actually have like a plus and a minus
Okay
Oh, space
You can do it around, it's just W-A-SD and then you shoot.
And then you just reload.
And if you want to block it, it's a right plank.
What is this spinning wheels do?
I like the red spinning wheels, do they kill me?
Yeah.
It's up on them.
They would kill.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, don't shoot me.
I'm moving my, uh, I'm moving my chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm ready, whenever...
And then the mouse is to shoot, right?
Mouse is to shoot.
Lock, black.
Okay, okay, let's do it.
I'm gonna get the high ground here.
Huh?
Ow.
Just think I picked a tank perk.
I don't remember what you've picked.
I don't think there's any wheels here.
Whoop!
What?
What?
All the bout?
Oh, the bullet killed me.
Oh, bro.
Oh, my god.
That's it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, wait, you're you definitely
This bullish is so
See now I want to run you get a get a pick a card
card. Okay. Oh, who told me to pick Mayhem, bro?
That's just a bad yellow stupid.
You give your chat to you to pick that shit.
Yeah, that is. The other idea is, bro, I'm fighting myself more than I'm
fighting you. This is annoying.
To Donald. I'm not trying to I'm not trying to help you out, but
reach it. Life still is pretty good in most video games. Okay. Okay. Okay.
You said it's Joe like I don't wear it. I'll get a little bit
Locked in
Ow
Oh god you can't think
No
Oh, I'll save you fall for the match you guys
There we go
Oh my god, I hit myself again, bro
Oh, oh the man walk you're gonna
Oh, oh my god, I'm fucking yeah
Yeah, oh my god, look at that one
I didn't know the map was gonna start fucking moving all over the place
I feel like I shouldn't push you.
Ow.
Easy.
Oh my god, you're fucking wife steel.
Fuck.
Oh, shit, right.
Oh, look at that one bro.
That's fair. That's fair.
I like God I could go even more tanky and just have a million health multiple bullets are five in sequence two bullets three ammo
Lower damage
Home in
Okay, okay. Okay, well, I already fucking passed on it self. I check size through myself. Oh
Yeah, I do have a little burst fire. There we go. Oh
Oh wait now I definitely picked the right move dude. There we go. That's it. Oh
I asked, mode, bullets keep every level to go through.
It's more critical to press the press cannon.
I'm a bunch of minutes, a lot of HP.
First one is HP.
First one is HP, three seconds under dealing damage.
Oh, is that delicious?
First one damage, combined.
First one damage, last one, we look high off, man.
We look at the level.
I thought there's any fast forward.
I don't need the help.
You're going like a very tanky.
I'm going like tank filled.
You're going like, uh, all hell, man.
Oh my god dude you just came back tell every time I
There we go my god
My god
Oh my god, if I could sit up with me, fuck.
Oh my god, I can't go, I hate that one I think.
I think that sounds good, though.
Oh my god
You don't have to do this
You don't have to do this
You don't have to do this
Oh
Oh my god
I'm going to be talking about this fellow out of the
Combined bunch more damage my 2 ammo
But for HP
I'm buying
I want to hit you
Oh my reload times like five minutes your stuff
Yeah
That's so stupid
Stupid, bro. The fuck is that?
How am I supposed to look cute?
I think I'm going to make some damage.
This is the strongest shit.
Damn, I'm one cat.
Oh man, I don't know.
Spray a huge amount of text to be...
Wow, I think I got a lot.
God built, cooking up right now.
Might as to travel, but full of words in the ground.
the
beach
kind of you to take a life home
Well, that's that what types of things
That's it is Joe Oranger blue our names are above our character's dumbass
My character's mad heavy. I can't be jumping up
Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Oh
I turned somebody land a bullet. Oh
No, no, oh my god, oh
Oh, fuck, I'm okay
Oh no, this map's terrible.
Come on up!
Come on down!
Whoa!
You got to fucking hit me!
What the heck!
I've got to look at that.
I've got to look at that.
We've never done to you tell them her four seconds.
I just wanted to be able to pull the enemies in this fun stuff in the world.
What?
I'm not talking about that.
You got to be able to pull?
Why?
What's with that?
Yeah!
No way!
That does not sting at a building!
Oh my god! What's so far?
Oh my god, please don't die.
Oh my god! I didn't know damage, bro. I didn't know damage.
Oh, my gosh, well, I did more damage, low key, bullets get more damage over time
the traveling, a bunch more bullets speed, more damage, hell, well, locking wounds can't
be everybody going on to the end.
Joe, you can walk on falling into the void and jump back to us and ask.
Let's go, come on, push right in.
Oh, so I can like carry the default image
Oh, no, it's this fucking stupid math. I'm not moving
No, no
That's nothing
Oh my god, we are all invested in slow fun.
Is it dope?
It's Jack and Shannon.
All right, one zero.
That's the three now.
Okay.
Oh, go.
What are you up at now?
You know how the ability is in shit.
Yeah, now I know.
All right, do you want to make another one real in by name?
Yeah, I got you.
I'm not fucking ricochet shit ever.
Yeah, I feel like that's screwed you over because it would just bounce off and hit you every time
What it's so good depending on the map like when
Where there's so many boxes line around I feel like it does more hard than good, but if you're on one of the like a wall that you could hit me off of
Time to get nation
Yeah, chat for the predictions. It's best to three not for the round.
Do you run predictions with your chat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch out for this week's devout channel points.
Okay, let's go.
Bro, be treating that like the 2008 housing market collapse when they lose their channel points.
BLEASE!
BLEASE!
Oh, I don't know what to go.
Maybe you shot more down than those.
That's all right.
I just shoot three.
Oh my god, I'm a two dead string.
Oh.
That's kind of bad, but I can't art.
Oh.
Fuck.
What?
Oh, fuck up.
Oh, we live!
Oh my god, I saw this all the time.
Oh my god, that's...
There's a bullet, bullet's the damage over five seconds.
Robles get a bullet.
Yo, that's OP as fuck.
I'm not trying to lead you astray.
Shit, that's that amazing the piss that is going to be more life still more anymore damage
Watch that move
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, am I gonna die?
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
Fuck
Oh
Oh
Oh
Come on
No
Oh
Oh, that's your shot. That's your shot
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, like no damage though, I gotta heal three times.
Fuck.
I'm a huge amount of bullets.
That parasites should have been.
I think it's okay if you build it off with it.
Should you have another?
No way, another parasite bullet deals damage on five seconds.
Tank, a huge amount of HP is five to no attack.
Or plus four bullets, a lot lower damage.
Oh, is that even with it?
Lower attacks to reload time, slow enemy down to the end floor.
Okay, let's go bruh.
I actually like the amount of bullets just fucking me up for the jostle I can do.
I'm just gonna die! I'm just gonna die!
What?!
I didn't mean one time!
Oh no!
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Nah, I think I live, okay.
Oh, but you have my steal, not!
Now that's so weird.
Yeah, that's it, it's old people.
Oh, it's funny.
Spawn damaging sunwaves when reloading the raid increases during the reload sequence.
What the fuck is that, dude?
Yeah, I think he's on right.
What? What is that?
I think he's like, flat damage.
What?
Oh, dude!
I can't move, I can't move, I can't move.
No!
No!
No!
Yeah!
I don't know what the fuck is jolt power though.
There we go!
God damn it!
Oh God, cannot take host to him.
That's it, it's crazy, bro.
Yeah, shit is like it covers so much ground.
Okay.
Hell.
You got blood with you, damn it.
It's your much more damage.
Bounce, you know, hey Bounce.
Whatever the anything Bounce, yeah.
Okay, there's shit.
Uh...
Oh, damn.
The blocking sounds is enemies here, but...
Mine is too ammo though, that's the thing.
Oh, man.
Yeah, prestige.
I give more help.
No, I'm not doing that if you ever again, oh my god. I don't know what I didn't want you to pass
I
Like 5,000 hell
Rho, and then you with a LIP steel.
I thought he'd do the stuff he knew.
Damn it!
There we go.
I don't even hurt you!
What the fuck?
Are you ready, Kettin?
Oh my gosh. Where? Where?
He almost...
He almost...
He he he.
Oh, I can never do!
I can't even be here, buddy!
I can't move.
Oh, what?
There we go.
You don't have to beat this guy.
This is very wide!
Oh, dude.
Oh, my gosh.
He was not dying.
I'm going to die.
There we go.
No!
I'm just gaining all back, wait.
Come on!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Holy shit, I should have escaped.
Okay, hello.
What the fuck!
Oh no, fuck that. Oh, I'm shooting yards.
What?
Oh!
There we go!
Oh!
Oh, that was a myth!
Oh, good shot.
Oh
Good not good
What can I win that?
He's nice me
I think if it's on like right on top you with that sun damage thing it does so much it's gonna kill me
more HP, more speed, okay, it's fun, I'm just not going to run, I'm going to block,
I'm going to punch more life, bullet spawn, I don't know, I don't know if the bomb will do good.
Sash nice, steady shot, more HP, more bullet speed, I'm going to try this, try this,
let's go that.
Oh, now.
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
I can't hear you, I can't hear you.
Oh my god, that shit is OP.
Oh, okay
Shoot the watch out
You tell your shot!
Just baby!
I'm fucking poop!
You sit so-so...
No!
No!
No!
No!
You suck, got your fucking land on him.
Oh no, that was dumb, I just stayed up, bro, I didn't know the boxes could give me a...
I had no idea, I'm not a shot when I was like, oh I could just shoot you down.
Oh, that's work. That was a good game.
Yeah, bro, okay, that's the one game, that's game though.
Yep, that would be, that would be game one.
Yeah, bro, it was game one, this is dope.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Do you I will let you I would say you could spin or pick the next game
loser could spin or pick
Battleship strafftats five party speed runners
Is that going to be my favor or no your bag you think so all right? I'll pick I'll pick I have one what are you taking
that was it. That was so scary. All right, I'm going to run in the bathroom. I'll be back in like
a minute. Okay, okay. Okay.
Oh my gosh, what's the punishment? I believe when Joel gets back, I have to ask him if I
I think it's a poor game moving as they take a shot.
I might pull it to that box and say, John, bro, they're gonna think I'm a alcoholic.
It's not a good look.
I understand, maybe I can play off and say it's the weekend, but they're gonna think I'm afraid of you.
Yes, where the是不是 that GG?
Yeah, too, bro.
That doesn't business pure luck.
Oh man, dude.
Ah.
Okay.
I'll give you a little bit of a quick camera just because it's going to be like
roughly, we're roughly pulling the drug, you get even more powerful.
Joe Bart, yeah, P here, please let you know, can't too our band, you know, I'm trying
bro.
Joe that dude is, you know, he's competitive, it's not going to be easy, easy task,
but I'm trying my best to actually be that dude.
I'm not trying to let Joe hustle you. I know your cut. I'm trying my best dude. I'm not trying to let Joe hustle me right now. I'm trying to get you on by.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe does that. I think I sat right now, right?
Yeah, because you lost. Yes, I love. Hey, look, this is a shower right here. All right, guys.
Cut some megos. Okay.
It's a Saturday, man. It's a Saturday. So it's a Saturday too.
Yeah, I've got a big fight tonight. You got a big fight.
right? Judging. Not commentator. Are you commenting as well or just judging?
Judging? Just judging? Okay.
I don't want to be like that drug Korean. I'll go there but okay let's go.
All right, that was it? Yeah. That was it.
Do you want to do best? Do you want to do one game or that's a three?
How long do you think is one game job?
Now how long does a better game better should it take? 15 minutes?
Yeah, Jack. He most only
Yeah, put it in a while and nods
Yeah, this is one game there, right?
I thought you know, you know, you pick the game you could pick a video two or three. No one or one or two
I'm not going to do it.
Oh wait, no, I'm just going to go down.
I'm just going to find a match online.
Holy shit.
All right, we're going to test the three.
All right, we'll be testing.
Classic.
Yeah.
Next.
All right.
I'm going to, actually, I can send the lobby code or just, I'm going to
invite you.
Okay.
I don't want to say that I am pretty confident in battleship, but I'm not really confident
in battleship.
I was just going to try and convince you that I was really good at it.
I kind of randomly just shoots.
I think it is a strategy, but I don't really know what it is like.
It is a way, right?
It is not just luck.
I mean, you could, what, like, there's strategy
where you put your ships and then also like
how you're, you're regionally shooting your shots
to try and scan for ships.
Okay, interesting.
So, should I put out a classic mode of command
that should be classic, right?
Yeah, are you inviting me?
I didn't invite you.
Oh, you're inviting me?
Wait, hold on.
I can also just give you the lobby code.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just look at up on my phone.
All right, but that's the lotty kid.
Okay, that. Let's do it.
Let's go in there. All right, let's get it.
Woo!
Yeah, I'm gonna be playing just set me for a hour, huh?
All right, I'm gonna go with the, um,
Oh, like our slake, car slake.
Yeah, they're all just be just sappy.
They're the same ships that are just locked different.
That would be the two, I think they have a two, two, three,
how four are in a pot?
Dude, this is the hardest part is picking more of the fuck
I'm gonna have these.
I'm scared, okay, little.
Hmm, let's try it.
Every time I play, I do, I've only played battleship like twice on stream and it was
once it was against a use of like last week.
When it's in even it only, and I'm setting up my ships, my chat just spans the name.
I don't know what's good.
So I just kind of like throw them around and I'm like, it's like, oh, this is awful.
Okay.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
I wonder if there's like a YouTube's best battleship way out.
Okay, I'm ready.
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Oh, okay.
All right.
You should first.
I gotta go.
Now where would I place my ships?
Where would tow?
I feel like he didn't overthink it too much.
Let's go to the fire!
Oh!
Interesting.
Wait, I get to go again.
You gotta go again.
Okay.
2-E-FIRE!
Oh!
2-E-FIRE!
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's fine.
Oh, something would say that you would shoot where you have your own ships.
Oh!
I guess I guess that that doesn't apply.
To see fire!
To be fire!
Oh, the game's over.
Okay, let me lock in.
Yeah, so I've got four more chefs.
Four more chefs, the game's over.
Let's go.
Hmm, sneaky what a surprise Joe, maybe this one
No way, okay, hello
Okay, okay, okay, we know the general area. Why this is me? Oh my god, I'm fucked
I
Nooo!
That's your 5.
That's your 5.
4.
That's so bad you got my 2.
Damn it.
Oh damn, okay.
Okay.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Ouch!
Oh!
Woah!
Okay, there's one place there.
I'm gonna say you have one here.
Woo!
Oh!
Why'd you make that noise? Was I close?
No, no, no.
Okay, face, okay, face.
Ah, I said nothing there.
I feel like you're not telling a truth.
Fuck!
Okay, face.
Okay, let's see.
Hmm, different area, different area, let's go, ah, damn it!
So you're just a little bit lucky at the start bang.
Fuck.
Right, mess fucking 50 in a row.
And I just outlined your shab.
Oh, come on, man.
Man, you just took you the other way, but it's just gonna get it, damn.
Okay.
You have your five there, you're two there, I don't know if you would put him close, but you put him
are
damn it
I don't think he would line them next to each other
I think he would have one
this region
oh
ok ok
oh my gosh
oh that could be that third one
fuck
please man
man bro
oh
damn look at this with
Okay, what am I what am I doing? What am I doing? Why don't you why don't I know that was actually a mess in put
Come on, that big damn
3
So I've your 4 your 5 and your 2 which means oh
Oh, come on, nothing there, fuck!
Which way would this be? What has to be?
That was your mistake, and that's your mistake.
One more free, where would that free be?
It seems like you separate them fairly well, so I think it's either I3 or I4.
I'm not saying that's watching.
I need that shit man.
Come on, it's killing me.
Oh, look at him!
Damn, bro! So close.
So close.
Look at him.
Fuck.
Look at him.
Oh, did you do some corny shit and put the last one on the side?
I've been in so over here, dude, where would you put that last one?
Lots!
Okay, come on then, it's last one.
I got a something where I would put it.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's go, go.
Damn, well, nothing!
I saw it right out.
Oh
The last shit's always gonna be annoying as fuck
Now it's gotta be top left you had to put your ship top left
I feel like I outlined everything else and you
Maybe like I don't know it's like my parents
Damn
You have one
You have one
Oh my god
Oh my god
Please let's go right
Let's go right
There's a goal right about here
No
Oh I can't get my shit man
Here's the fuck is your last ship. Do you advice them out for this?
Let's go.
Ah, man, it's true, yeah?
No way, let me be there, okay?
I'm going to start a limited spot that could be 3-7.
Oh shit.
It can't be bottom left. I've shot so many bottom left. Top left, maybe in the corner.
There's also this strip in between D6 and D8. That's just open.
Okay, okay, I gotta get this.
And all it could be a different way.
Yes! Okay.
Oh! Yes! Okay, okay, okay.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, easy. Okay, okay.
There, I took a game all that one.
You wouldn't put them right next to each other like that.
Well, you put one here!
I thought I thought I thought I thought I was gonna die.
The end is what's kicking me.
Oh!
Two!
Two!
Where is your three?
Where is your three?
Oh, I cannot find it man.
I'm going to burn the baby.
I'm like, what does shit that I do?
What? Maybe.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Hey!
I'm just trying to hit it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's a free shot, ah fuck.
Oh, good.
Yes!
Yes!
No!
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Well, I just started drawing lines to where like there was only like five spots you could have a three
Yeah, that would be a boom
You know every match. Yeah, we met we met
Damn it. I think I have a pretty good strategy for my shit placement
It's time.
Oh, good.
Wow, the randomizer is awesome.
Oh, fuck that's bad.
You're real quieter, are you thinking about uh, where do you put me ships?
I gotta think.
I'm trapped spamming me again.
Oh, thank you guys for the e-motes, really appreciate it.
I don't know.
Okay, I think I'm going to overtake it, let's just let's just go with the guys.
Let's go with it.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
shot fuck. Okay, okay. You certainly don't guess where one is on the first try again.
Oh, I'm gonna guess where you shot.
No, not in the same spot, and just...
Hmm...
Okay.
Let's go.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I got cheese and I got cheese in here
Okay, hold on hold on let's go let's finish the job out here
Yes, okay, but this is how I have it last time bro. It's a long game right here. Well, the
Did he put a next to each other?
I've got to be like a grid pattern. I can make that's a good guess. I got to be near one of those shots. I'd be near yours.
Let's go a little further opposite direction.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, get the misses out the way early.
Okay, okay, okay. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll do it on bottom wow
I'm gonna eat shit
Okay, where would it put it man?
Psychology major. Let me get it in his brain. Oh, well, it's a philosophy
Oh, I forgot to do it but I'll be full of Southical with this so
Why is this but surely Jay one Jay one
Jay one is he bluffing or is it the
Okay, that's a
Oh
Go say I go
Okay, I
I didn't really mean to shoot the one that was over there. Okay
Those got a wasted shot
Got another one the one right there
Well, I think it's gonna be right there
3, be wasted the time and then I figured I was going to go right there.
Nope.
Wait, why would he shoot right there?
It was he telling the truth?
Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no.
Not fine.
It is.
I see.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Maybe he hid more here.
Okay, no more.
I need to like uncover your another ship to see if I can add or kill them. I have my eyes right now.
No.
Yeah, man. Where would he put this baby right here?
Maybe that's too good at killing them, maybe
That's real bad. That's real bad. That's real bad, that's real bad, I need to get one
Oh my god, maybe they did the opposite way
This way
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, go down. Maybe I gotta go down
Damn it, that's the way
Bro, how have I gotten a one that single ship?
The two, there's a two, okay
Did he put a next to each other? Oh, wait. No, okay, okay, okay, okay
What the fuck
Maybe
I have to be outlining your ships, I have to be outlining my car.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, otherwise, by the way.
Oh my gosh.
Bro, how have I gotten one fucking ship?
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god, let's go let's go. Yes, okay, okay, okay, we'll go. I can't I tell this
Chad this round is I only have the five laps. Yeah, okay
I pull like the biggest watch of all time to somehow
You have four of my five down
Yeah, I'm a look at the areas. I'm missing a picture
It's a big shit, right? Yeah, that's a big shit. Oh, okay
I need to know where the fuck your shit is
Tuesday
Good
You know horizontal went there. He probably has one. No
Okay, okay
I'm not swept that one.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we're your bro.
I outlined them.
You all I did.
I got no set.
Every time you said that, but I'll get nervous.
Holy shit.
one is
that's the worst when it's just like
your or like say you I shoot like
four around years and you're like
off
but
the normal
it's awesome though if somebody
outlines your shifts it's great
though because then they go oh I can be there
at me
house
that was like how I got so I'm so
Chaps stops banning the fucking NAY emot every time I put my ship's death.
They're not in that bad of spots.
This is for all the marbles here, whoever wins this wins the battleship.
I'll get 2-0 or 1-1.
Oh, well.
Oh, man.
I hear your mouse clicking.
That tells me that I'm going to do it very memin' away, that they're all spread out.
or they're all close to gather, could be either or.
This was a risky one.
Fuck it, fuck it, I don't want to get you.
You get first, fuck it.
No way, you get three times.
Please guys, let's go, come on.
Can I get it first try?
Let's try one more.
I'm going to miss like 30 in a row before I hit one, I know it, I'm going to outline them.
I feel like there's got to be zero strategy for the first five shots.
There's just like random you're just trying to get something like a free jump
You got one vertical you probably have one here at
Okay, okay, okay, we know where it is we know where it is
You get my two out like instantly oh my god like every time
Did you put them close together?
Oh, nothing there.
Look.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see.
Maybe.
Maybe like right here.
I love it.
Maybe...
I don't!
Come on.
Oh, dude, I got a strategy.
I got a strategy now.
Oh my gosh, well, I'm not hitting any of the big ships,
we're gonna refluck it now.
Now one, okay, maybe right get it?
I'll get him up.
Boom!
It's not...
Hmm...
Damn it.
Oh my god, that's with the bitch, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, I missed all the time.
P2.
Now, fucking five.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
From all the last side, there's gonna be one right.
Okay.
Boom.
Okay.
Okay.
Damn, bow.
Come on, I'm not getting another of these five.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe it's a bit.
Mm.
On the bottom.
Come on, check.
I still got your two somewhere, which sucks.
Okay.
Oh, nothing there.
Fuck.
Get it straight.
Oh, my god.
All right.
Now I don't live native a lot.
Ooh.
I've got a lot of potential spots.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's fun.
You didn't want that one there.
one there. I'll be up one this region. I know that was close. I'm not nervous at all.
I'm actually not nervous at all because I know this next shot's going to be mad.
Oh! Oh! I think it might be black now.
Okay, okay, okay, vertical, the interest that you put on vertical, hmm, maybe here, oh, okay, the close
Oh my god, where the fuck would you put your shafts did?
Hmm, there's so many shots in the bottom left, and there was just nothing there.
I guarantee bro, if you're supposed to.
Oh!
Oh, I'm not talking real.
Oh!
I'm gonna pull out the other foot.
I'm gonna finish up the other foot.
This floor is for me.
I'm gonna be put as floor.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll try no no.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Four, four, four.
She...
Ahh!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Tell me, what's the 5-gifted spin thing with a spray.
Oh, come on, let's.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow, I basically have to, like, fully get the rest of your board here.
Oh, no way, more I'm locked.
And now, we're getting...
Fuck!
Now, now!
Oh, God!
Holy thing, good game, where are you?
Good game!
Good day. Good day.
Oh my god dude.
I never got that.
I would have never gotten that too though.
I would have needed like fucking 15 more shots easily.
John taking the five.
I'm just going to put it on the subway.
I see you taking the 1000.
I get it golf and talk up at the top.
cream at the top.
I don't even know the 20th.
I appreciate it.
David.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
All right.
It's one.
One now.
Good.
Okay.
But it's out that bench means over time.
Don't want my no.
Okay.
Time one one.
Time one.
I got a shot.
Love it.
Oh.
So rounds is out.
Battle ships out.
Oh man.
Five party strapped out in speed and run.
Okay.
Which one is it?
I think I'm going to go with.
Yeah, speedrunners, I think you would probably be eating it. I don't know why.
Really? But I feel like I'm probably bad at a type of platforming game like that.
Straftat, I know you wanted to, when we originally going to do a regular idea, you wanted to do rainbow,
which means you know how to do shooters. This is a lot more fast pace than strategic.
Spide Party I think you don't know anything about but I could be equally as bad at but I have played it before
Okay, okay, I think I'm gonna pick Spide Party
Spide Party. Let's try it. Let's try it. Okay. I'm also doing my shot cheers to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey
Hey
Spide Party is
I'm going to be okay, yeah, yeah, Bobby's going to go ahead.
John, thank you for the five steps to be launched for the sub-saxi team.
You're safe, thank you for the sub-finkle team to the five.
I've got any, he's the 30-mellican, should I try the whole thing I put in pieces?
Cut it into like thirds, bro. All right, hold on.
I'm going to pass your off.
Well, what do you mean if I write, I took this in a class of legal theory.
What are you talking about?
I can't ask for your man.
Well, E.L.
No I did not.
I'm cute, I don't know what's going to do.
So for Spie Party, these rounds go by pretty quick.
I think we just do like a straight up best of nine.
Okay, okay, with Spie, what is it like,
a back and forth?
We don't back and forth one of us plays the sniper,
one of us plays the spy and every round we switch, right?
So the spy has to perform a bunch of tasks
before they're caught in, before the time run,
or before the time runs out.
Yeah.
And the shooter just has to either wait
until the person fails within that time limit
or find the guy and shoot them.
So you're going to blend in in a party with these people.
I don't know, it's very hard to explain.
Also, I don't remember how to make a fucking lobby.
Okay, hello, let me see if I can get it off, like if I got a lot of people there.
So you go online and say, I don't know why.
I online.
Whoa, what the hell is that?
Yeah, that's a way I invited you.
Did you get that?
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted it.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Now I can just, like a full stream, this fucking game.
But borderless one down, there we go.
fire. Okay, so it says, you're on the top of my left screen. It says a
play a spy or play a sniper, so should we take turns?
Yeah, we would switch every one. I think it might auto switch us each round.
Okay, I'm not 100% sure, but, which I all let you pick which you want to
start as because I've played this game before it is a lot harder what you
don't know how to do the tasks but the tasks are basically just like walking
up to people in like clicking buttons and like replacing stuff but it's
basically just a game where you have to blend in with the NPCs and if you don't
look like an NPC I'm gonna shoot you and vice versa so you have to look like a
computer. Okay, how long would you say around takes those just like is it a quick round or it's like a really long to do one round?
Ah probably like I mean around probably like a minute.
A minute?
How much is everything got changed?
It's super fast. Is there a possibility that we could do one practice run as a spy?
Yeah, no we could do a practice run as each and just have it not now.
Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Let's just do one as each and then we'll go to the best out of the night.
way hold up chat is my string glitching like is it flashing black I think it's flickering
well we'll know I'm getting a lot of mixed answers here I'm not out of it on this
you know so do you like what's the favorite type of suit I mean it depends what
the cheese is for like I'm picking one cheese for the rest of my life. It's probably
mozzarella but if I like a sandwich cheese is like a pepper jack. I don't know like
there's a few cheat like what what cheese do you like? You know I do like pepper
jack to you know maybe cheddar depending on what it is. A cheddar is just a solid
pick all around now cheddar Americans pretty good. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sometimes
You know, this might be a, I don't know if it's a crazy thing, but I want to cover
alone sometimes I'll stay in San Francisco, cover one cheese, you know, just one there,
just one there.
I do like a provolone on a sandwich, but outside of a sandwich, you're not really
going to be eating a provolone cheese, you know, maybe I mean, pasta, like, what
cheese are people using for pasta most of the time?
I'm maybe depending on the disk.
Yeah, all right.
Wait, which do you want to play us first?
I'll go ask, I was, no, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
So I'll be the sniper first.
All right, you have to set up the game as the spy.
The spy picks the map and then I think you might be able to pick the missions.
like you'll have to like swap a statue from like one statue to another shape so that
like helps me determine if you're that person. If like I see if I see an NPC
walk up to a statue that's the shape of a bird and then it becomes the shape of a
wizard. I'm probably going to assume that you did it. Or like you have to like
walk up to somebody and bug them. So you feel like stand really close to people.
It's a really fun game. I'm down to do like a practice of both though. The games
They go very quickly. It says you have four minutes, but most of the time you either call or you finish your shit and like to
Okay, let's give it a try and you pick the person you play as as well. Okay, I see all right, let's give it a try
Okay, I just hit play and we just run it. Yep, okay
You have any three of the four oh
I see I see on the bottom it says, okay, okay
Oh, Chad, it's not lagging right now it's good
Okay, let's see. Let's go, guys.
Ah, the problem is, I don't remember how the chat.
How do I select a weapon?
Oh, wait, I pull out my sniper here.
Oh, never mind.
So, you see how you're with a bunch of NPCs.
I'm on the outside. You can probably see my weight.
You see my laser.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's around me.
Andy.
So you can know if I'm looking at you.
OK.
And you have to do any three of the missions, bugging
ambassador, contact the double agent,
swap spatulas to whose target.
And there's like people on your screen
that you'll be able to walk to do.
There's certain people that I know you're not, right?
So like a suspected double agent, you can't be
or an ambassador, you also can't be.
It's just they, OK.
But then everybody else, there's like 10 possible people
you can be.
So I'm trying to deduce who I think you are.
Weird, I haven't really seen anybody act that suspicious yet.
I thought you were that guy, because he darted all the way from across the room to the statue.
I shot it in my lose, right?
So that's one of the ways that you can lose.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I just hit play again.
We literally, like, we just immediately swap positions.
Okay.
Now you're the, what's it called?
Let's not go.
Now you're the sniper, yeah.
And I can change the room too.
So if I want to pick like ball rig gallery, balcony library,
terrace.
OK.
So if that round with the count, that would be one point from the out of the nine
or whatever, right?
Yeah, that would be, and we would just do like first to five.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
So now you just accept the game.
This will be another, this will be the last practice.
Then we'll get from that.
But it's pretty straightforward.
Like most of the missions, it's literally just like walking up to somebody.
And then, like, just pressing buttons.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So the terrorists is like a map that's pretty open.
It's hard to be the spy without them knowing,
because you could kind of just see everybody.
And Joe, you said ambassador and security agent
in the ablation, you're not 100% you're not those.
I cannot be the people that you see like those,
like the people that are like double agents
ambassador's and stuff like I can't be that okay okay okay okay okay
okay banana bread
banana bread
what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
Oh, this is kind of horrid shit.
And some of them you have to do all like, depending on the map, you might have to do every mission, or like, all not event.
Like, okay.
Now, who do you think I am?
How do I take this out when I'm ready?
You would just like last week.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Let's look at an interview.
You're pressing shift.
Could you shift and then left-click?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was the guy in the wheelchair.
No way, bro.
I was like this.
I was like, Joe, not picking the guy in the wheelchair.
This is no way.
All right.
Boop, baby.
Bro, I still need to.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
You want to start officially now, first of all?
Yes.
Yes, the five.
Can we throw it in sub only because chat guarantees rats
on each other?
We're not sub only.
You know it only.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know only.
We can do it only.
OK.
OK.
All right.
First of all, when it's from now, right?
First of all, yes.
OK.
Starting one one, so we'll just minus one on each side of what I'm doing right. Just because there's no point really making a lot of you. Yeah, okay
You can pick the map. You can pick I think it's the amount of like each map some maps have less missions
But those maps are probably easier for me to determine as the sniper who you are right
Hmm, like there's a lot more open faced areas where I could see everybody without having to like move around
Most of them notes three meshings of four. Look at
Banana bread love that
This is go
This is sad, this is sad, this is sad, this is good.
Pickin' a pub.
I see him now.
I can also just get into the mind of you.
You know, who do I think you would care?
Okay, okay, let's see.
You have to give three missions.
The watch you wander.
What way would an NPC move?
I'm going to highlight some people that I think you might be.
I think you might need that woman in the brown dress.
You just did something.
You could also be this man here, he's a suspected double agent, so I don't think that could be here.
the ambassador. This guy just weirdly joined the conversation. Everybody's kind of just
chatting. Nothing's really happening right now. I will say the guy in the real
chair has been moving a little bit weird since the start. Would you pick that guy?
You just banana bread it.
So that means you're near somebody.
The instant walk away from this man and the most stop.
You're getting suspicious?
You're reading very quiet.
And in the red.
He's the man of Reddit again.
You have to be somebody in one of the groups. I highlighted three people. It couldn't have been that woman because she was like when they're changing I when you're been
You have to be dead still. So it had to be somebody in those groups and all the other people had it been moving and
When you were like hyper ventilating, I was like, okay, you gotta be doing something
Oh, you're the bigger dude. Oh my gosh. Oh
ball room.
I think I thought I'd love to end. Why are we not full screen?
Mitchon, Mitchon, he's my mod. I do have it in one of me.
The reason we're not in full screen is because it's like latching on my screen when it's not full screen.
I don't know why. This game's just a little finicky at times.
Okay, let's see, let's watch, let's watch.
Talking this shit, interesting.
I mean, talking banana bread. Banana bread.
Banana bread.
Banana bread.
And the bread.
Oh, but it is.
I did banana bread.
Or did I?
Because you can say banana bread as well.
What?
Okay.
contact the double agent? Or do I know?
I don't know.
One in the way you're good at that.
So that a lot of things we got to do to.
He's a lovely paintings.
I don't think it's the two ladies with the turquoise in the blonde hair, can't be, I know
you're not one of those.
If anything, I'm looking at grandma cowboy hat and it's curly hair and the end of red.
The grandma seems obviously oddly tiny to tiny.
Yeah, she's like, oh my god, I knew I was cooked, I was like, oh my god, I got like a minute.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Like that the grandma was like very very like she was I was moving so weird
The grandma I immediately I darted for the statue. Yeah, that's true
I was like I do it everybody was in one group and all the people that I needed to do shit with were alone
So I was like I'm it's gonna be so obvious when I fucking do anything
Okay, let's do it. Okay, it's one one. One one. Yeah, yep, yep
Yeah, bonnet in the fridge.
Well, there's a bread.
You made it from library.
Okay, let's go.
That's an interesting map.
Would you potentially be holding a stop to you, right now?
Ooh!
Excuse me.
Are there this woman?
Right now I'm guessing, general, woman in the, I don't even know what fucking type of outfit that is.
A lot of suspected double agents here really could be any.
I think we're that one spot. I think we're really low lighting everybody on the left side.
In the end of red. You just been antebrotting? You just been antebrotting?
In the end of a big?
Couldn't have been a fake banana bread for all I know. I couldn't have been real. I think it's
You want to take that shot?
Yes
Oh
Oh
Yeah, yeah
Oh my bro when I was looking at the batches you like somebody's at the statues. I'm like, wait, is he looking at me?
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so let's go to early in the game shot. Let's go to early in the game
We're going to be going to the balcony this time, okay interesting choice of that, okay.
This will be that much space I feel like.
I don't know if I could get it all for though.
Three missions?
Oh, in the end of red.
What?
What?
What are you thinking it is thus far?
What? They're all alive.
No way, Robert Lontan.
What?
Is it that guy the
He's holding the cup weird. He's holding the cup weird
Look at him fake talking his shit. He's slick just he just cuz he got his hands click back his food on. Oh, yeah
Holy
Well, pretty well
I did just remember the time has to do with not the sniper, but the spy.
The spy has the time to get all the missions done, if the spot is to get the missions
on the cycle lens.
But the spy can check their watch at a window and increase time.
So if you ever see the time go up and somebody just check their watch, then it's that.
Yeah.
Mmm.
Okay.
There you go.
So right now it's one, two, two.
Yeah, it's two, two.
Damn it.
Bro, this is a way for the shot.
Okay.
Time.
None of us have won by just doing the...
The mission.
The mission.
It's over.
It's over.
It's hard to get all the missions done.
Yeah.
You picked up.
It's a pretty big map here.
And then he's clumped up.
I saw you swap the statue.
You're looking the other way more that that time
Well, I saw the laser Joe you pointed on the right side. I was like, okay, I pointed it on the right because I was like Dan
That's weird two people just walked up to the staff to you
Let me hover and I was like in the peripherals. I saw this tattoo change shapes. I went that's not that's not normal
What a people almost mad.
Holy shit!
Okay, I don't think it's that guy right there. It's not the black guy in the suit.
Right? It's the white guy in the suit.
Nah, that's that.
Holy shit, there's so many people all this time. There are a lot of people.
and you got a pivot a lot on this map
might be a good map for me
oh what is it
banana bread
what
all these shit
banana bread
Where no way
In the bread
What
There's so many conversations going on my eyes oh there's like full conversation going up
I'll look at that one person and after look this other side. Oh my gosh
Who are you thinking right now that it could be?
Oh, I'm thinking you might have picked.
Ah, is it though the movie?
I was looking at the Brown lady for a second.
I don't think it's the grandma.
You don't say I'm the grandma?
Uh, I don't think it's really.
No.
I don't think it's grandma.
Oh my gosh.
We got a minute 57.
Mark want to add some time in here.
I'm moving like a fucking Fortnite NPC right now, I'm walking right now, in, walk in right now.
Oh, the movements, they all look so similar, oh my gosh, and that's a single person, like, moving weird.
Yo, I thought I had an idea on who Joe might be, but now I'm getting more thrown off
Yo, he's blending in with the NPCs, bro. Joe's the NPC
Oh my gosh, I'm thrown off. Yo, I'm stressing this one and the end of right. Oh, okay
What what?
Yo, it's not the ballet. Oh my gosh, bro. Oh my gosh. No way
Okay, banana, but the camera, is it the grandma or is the cabo hat, oh not be the cabo hat, it's nice, he, oh man, I don't much time, oh
You know, the movies, well, they're all moving in unison.
This is crazy.
Oh my god, no way.
I was a small guy.
No way.
No way, Bo.
I think contacted, contacted, did this to do some bunch of times.
Swap the sassy when you're on the other side of the map.
Oh
That was cinema four to you
Yo, he got me crazy with that one. I did not expect him out of all
Yeah, when you were like when you were like cowboy hat or the the indie enrollment. I was like, yo
I'm winning this
I was worried about time because I had no time left. I was like if I got to check my watch and you just like see me just like spam adding time
Oh my gosh, you got to meet with that way, broke my neck, oh my gosh, okay. Great.
Oh man, don't come out to pick this one too then.
Hmm.
Oh no, I got to be good with that one.
I just need to not choke this one here and I win otherwise then we're wait is it four two or four three
I don't know we'll see after this. I know I have four. I need to win one you either need to win two
Yeah, we're three. I think I need like two more if I'm not mistaken
Let me lock in.
And the end of red.
HOOB!
I don't know.
Okay, okay, okay, now I'm thinking you're this lady in the red dress, one of
It's Wednesday.
Oh, f***ing way.
Oh, f***ing way.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You know, the live room is coming my way.
It's for fun.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's for me right now.
I need one too.
Okay, I need to work.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh, bro.
Oh, my gosh.
No, man.
Being the sniper is a lot of pressure to do.
You take the wrong side, you move automatically.
Ah!
I said to the shot last one, man.
I even found this out.
I knew it was the Butler.
Did you ever think I was the Butler?
Like, okay, in the beginning, in the beginning,
you were like, kind of touching the statue as the Butler,
and if you put it down, I was watching you, but you did it swab.
So I was like, I don't think it's him and then I started looking at other people that messed with statues
And I'll fixated it on there and I lost track of you as the character
So I get so in my head I'm like, damn should I just like camp the statues and see if somebody changes then
But then if you got you're just gonna miss the other two things that earth three things after you
Yeah, yeah, this one, this one, okay, it's a very small man.
Is he the commander right there? Is he the cowboy? Is he the brown guy?
One guy's walking on the bread.
banana bread okay okay so it's one of them right here one of these three
one of them one of them one of them one of them one of them one of them one of them
one of them one of them one three just out of some curiosity he did a he did a
he did a he did a he did a brown guy the Mr. Cabo who just got a drink and it's
trying to play it smooth or the man they're over there or Colonel whatever he is
Well, and then I'll bread again. Oh, I got your last
What oh my god, it took a gamble on that one of the conversation wait, well, you not one of the three I said
I was the general
Oh my gosh, well, I'm gonna need to come in or cabo it. Oh my gosh
That's so fucked because it's like I just have to spam everything and you could just like you don't even have to like move around
But the thing that gives me the edges like you have so much pressure because I can just immediately finish all my tasks
That's not the pressure to shoot you immediately all my gosh
Well, so wait it
Oh
So wait just a little bit longer just to see anything also close for that game is so fun
Well, that was a stressful as well. I've never played that before
Okay, that's like an OG game like I just watched like
YouTubers play that like fucking I don't know like 10 years ago another that check came out
2018 eight years ago
Do yeah even graphics with a little old but the concept is interesting though still a like a unique concept
But yes, I'm drinking cuts and we go to the office.
We have other than with you, both.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Now, there's two games left.
I have to win one game you have to win both.
Which would you say you have about a better chance
of winning you?
Yeah.
OK, let's see.
You could spin it, too.
It's not you don't have to choose.
speed runner or
Yeah, runner strapped that
Two fast-paced games wants a shooter of ones like fucking par core
See if run that change your single speed runner you think so okay, shall I go see one of that?
Will speed run a Joe like you okay, have you played it before?
On the Xbox one in fucking my 20 17
Probably whenever came in it's like a racing game right?
I mean the name is speed rather it's like, you know, yeah, it's normal. I think it's a squad game
Normally when it works with two I don't know how fast the rounds are
It was a thank you
What do you say is that you say I should do
Strat the most of the stage that is in the stage bucket it rounds you kind of cook me robot
If I was a different type of shooter
Round two D
F9 for the sub-year eternal to see
By many for each
Follow why tell me to tell Joe to turn this for them, but what do you say anyway? I just don't let's go
Let's go speed run. Let's go speed run. I don't know how many like I don't know how long these rounds are
Okay, how should we do this anybody that or is that?
Anybody in chat now? Yeah, do you have the sun?
Well done.
Oh, shout, hold up.
That's the tree.
My mouth is at the tree.
Okay.
Woo!
Let's be on the top.
Yeah, there is three rounds in one game. Oh, this is all right. So three games.
So let's start three games. You say kind of like rounds have a difference.
We just need four games
Yeah, that's the three. Yeah, that's the three because each game is three rounds. So it's the best up three.
It's the three.
The order control order.
The
news that
back it's a lot of them are not a lot of the
Yeah, yeah, I don't work
Would we be able to do a practice game first?
I'd be how do that?
How
You pass it? Okay, look at that one
it'll open it and you just click uh... fly on it
okay
sweet
I can play i can change my shoes
What?
It's arrows in the copy job.
Copy job.
Copy job.
Alright.
How about this?
Wait, how about this?
Wait, how about this?
I'm gonna use my-
Oh, okay.
Is this going on this?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, all right, I'll just give you a second.
Yeah, I'll just give you a while.
I'll just shove it.
Yeah, how do you do it?
First, they're not gonna shut their ass to me.
Is this it? There's a side of the side.
No way, that's it, bro.
It's a face key, it's a face key of the job.
Oh, make me a spammy space and a up key guys.
Let's go.
See ya's job.
Axis plow and down is swallowing.
What's that job?
Oh fuck.
Down is wrong.
Oh, yeah, I remember playing this on, like, fucking ass box in 2016.
No!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm going to do it.
How is this like an OT?
Go!
Oh my god, I'm going to grab for you.
Oh my god!
Okay, I have to ask you, I have to ask you.
So you want to just do a like a warm-up game and that like whoa, we'll play it on this one and then we'll do it
Sell the food
It's bought a key presence face to jump
Oh my god I'm just ran in with a box so we just run for patchyly so it's go to here
One of us like that's still hot of playing from the other person.
That's it! Oh my god, that's the root for every.
Ow.
Oh, no!
Go!
Oh, what the fuck?
Yes!
Now I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm not good.
I'm coming back.
Now you're truck!
Why the thing's so long?
I'm the fucking stressful.
Dude.
No way I missed that shit.
Good check.
What?
I'm gonna give it up.
I actually like, I already make a match.
You want to do just one full game?
I'm telling you there's a house though.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do one.
Give it first to pretty any right.
Yeah, it'll take a lot.
It's just a long, long, long.
Yeah, that's a little bit of that thought.
Yeah, that's a little bit of that thought.
I gotta lock in, what's going on with the alert? He should know how to jump, brother. This is a video game not real life.
Okay, so Joe, we're doing just one right from this first. Yeah, first to the three wins, he's like one game.
I don't want to chair on man.
Okay.
I'm already fucked.
There we go.
Oh my god, go! Oh my gosh!
Oh no no no no. Catch him off.
No, no no no no no.
Let me go.
No way! Let me go.
You found the boxes?
Beautiful jumps.
Stay up in the front.
Come on!
Oh, what the fuck!
No, fuck!
I got a strategy here.
Okay, here she's in.
See ya!
Fuck!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Come on!
Ahhhh!
Why is this so close?
Well, fine!
Ahhhh!
I don't know.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Noooooooohhhhhh
Noooooooohhhhhh
Just come
Yes, what?
How did you run you grab me when you're grabbing me?
I'm charging
I'm charging
I'm so sorry
No, no, no, no, no
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!!!
Nooo!!!
Noooo!!!
I've got to know the Fog!!
The Foggio M.
No way!!
Go B.
I mean...
A lot of zoom in.
There we go.
Keep running. Keep running. Keep running.
Fuck.
Oh, he's a great drop spot. He's a worse weapon ever
Oh, I don't know we've got fucks up, yeah, go there
There we go
Oh, no, back up front
Come on
Don't jump
whoo
whoo
whoo how would I hear that
whoo
no way that mess
I'm not ready to go my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, are you getting that faster?
Whoa
I can hit myself with this or you're kidding me you're fucking kidding me. Oh my god. That was such a sell
I hit myself
One!
Tennis on real.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah!
I'm sorry!
Oh, oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, what?
What?
I'm throwing so fucking hard right now.
Oh my gosh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Nooo!
Oh my lord!
Oh my lord!
Oh my lord!
Oh, I got a plan here.
Oh, I got a plan here.
Hey, guys, no doubt that she was scared of the devil
Oh my god, nevermind.
How are you moving so fast, sir?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
You're getting good, you're a ruffle.
If I hit you with that grapple right this second time would have been
You can do this time in the gut. Okay, take a shot. We go to the final game to 2. I know game
Oh my god
But I know it's gonna go to overtime today, man. Holy shit. It's over time
Wow
That was a good game.
I don't have fun speedrunners.
That was cool, that was cool, that was cool, that was cool, that was cool.
Woo!
All right, launch drafts at.
It's basically just a shooter.
Okay.
We could do like a few warm-up rounds now.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm down for that.
I'm down for that.
I'm down for that.
I'm not really going to mind about it.
Post that.
That's over the step.
Ah, the game is creepy.
How do I invite you?
Let me see if I can make a lot of that.
All right.
Oh, yeah, I got one.
I think I just want to do if I did a question.
I think I got a I got to make it friends only my fucking chatters are joining
Okay, okay, oh, maybe it's all my girl. Maybe it's all what do you play?
You chat to
over time right now
Oh, maybe in the final game of the brother you broke, maybe I should join what the fuck
Come on guys, you guys are not stubborn to me right now, bro. I got a huge deal myself
Oh, it's gonna be
I invited you, okay.
Now we'll do, make sure you're ready up, and then I can start, okay.
Ready's right up, start.
I think it already is, yeah, it just changed the map changes every time the weapons change.
You like go pick up a weapon, it's after the weapon.
You could QE kind of like rainbow and then it's just like really movement days, like you can like bounce around and shit.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, and I think there's a certain amount of it's like each map has a certain amount of rounds for the winner
Yeah, I gotta take one it's first of four, so we can do a best of three series on the first of four because each of these rounds go mad
Correct, we could just do this one should just be a practice of okay
Oh, wait!
Oh my gosh!
I was moving this so quick, bro.
My aim is close.
Where are you?
What?
What?
Oh my gosh well you can bounce off the walls yeah you can you can like wall
bounce if this game is so like you can move like like this rose in this game
or maybe I'm not just close but the guys that are good are good in the
light.
How are you not tell you I just saw it off shotgun.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
All right, so we're gonna do first of four.
Like twat the like passive 3 so you have to win two series
Because each round takes like 20 seconds
Mods run predictions put it all in Bernie but the sub strawberry jaco, um, my lovely nice
My chat thinks you're gonna win because you're an FPS
Oh, I'm tired, y'all.
Well, you guys just saw the practice round.
Joe just smoked me too.
Like, you literally know that for you just smoked me.
Not sense? Oh, okay, I have to load this.
Maybe to one.
I won't be good.
Actually, it was way too fast.
And I cannot keep up with that for so long.
How's that?
Oh, you're done.
I hope this is a lot better, right?
I know man, I rarely changed my sense in game. I was just used to DPI on my mouse.
Okay.
Woo!
Yeah, but I don't even want to get it going.
Good luck to you, and there's been a good brother.
Good luck.
Well, 100% okay, let's do this, bro.
There's a million copies on this fucking map.
Oh hell no.
Now are you by chance waiting for me to push you?
That way you do it.
Oh, it's so...
I hate it, oh no.
Damn, he got in first.
Oh, I thought I didn't get it.
What?
How far is it in the middle?
Oh no, go go go my little husband for that
Shot them dude fuck man, it's okay
Fucking hell I'm cheating
I'm thinking the same thing for you
Was this a big mad? Where's me?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I don't even know where you were. I was just shooting those grenades all over the place.
What?
All right, I killed myself.
Oh, what?
Okay.
Maybe I shouldn't use the Trinity launcher.
Oh, that's not you, that's uh, I can't.
What's going!
Where are you going?
Oh my god, I have another bullet.
Oh!
Okay.
What the hell is this map?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, we have to pull each other and we're on ice.
Oh, wait.
I don't know.
Oh, there's gun.
What is it shooting me around here?
Look at the alien gun!
What the hell is this?!
Oh my gosh! I can't do save!
Fuck!
Okay.
Yeah, I've got a extra view for you to see that.
I need to figure out why this is just falling in the sky.
Fire!
Dangerous!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
No!
Okay, just need to wind up just...
You went to rounds and right there.
Ah, I just saw some of that.
What the hell?
I can't do this!
I already!
What the hell?
You're gonna do this!
What the hell?
That was stupid.
What was that?
on your mouth
on the
Like walk up and press the map.
One more off with your.
You'll see, I know, I know.
Oh, that's a plane driver.
Damn it!
Okay.
See you there for the time, Gepthids.
I told you I'd show up close to my weapon.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
It's so loud.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
What are you going?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I can't move.
Yo, Rose, I'd call for the sobs.
I don't understand what this is like.
Oh, no way!
What was that to start about?
be chasing the weed and a cold city, I think one thing one. Really.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
The newver, I didn't know we were home, my God.
Oh my God, that's such a great one.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
You gotta dead, huh?
What's that?
What's that?
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, how are you hitting me?
Oh, come on.
Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, this guy?
I got a meat piece.
I'm just softened back. Oh my god, not good.
Oh, I know I hurt him there.
Okay, revolver's probably not the best weapon here.
Oh my god, I cannot hit him, bro.
Oh my god, my hand is so low.
Uh...
Ooh, baseball bat and some of you.
Got to be a better one than you, though.
I go up there with that spot.
I'll do it, you're above. No, no, no.
I just saw a map.
Oh, we did it, okay, okay.
Show me, yeah!
No!
No!
No, no!
I'm not hitting him with that.
I got chillin' from.
Wait.
Why?
Why?
Oh, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
You what?
What are you anywhere?
I died for no.
I can't go for no.
What is that?
OOHH!
What the hell?
Okay, you got a grenade launcher?
OOOH!
I don't know!
Hey!
No, I don't like this!
I don't like this kind of lick it!
Oh, this is a huge ass map, I see you all over there.
Oh, what?!
That goes straight!
This is like a sniper!
What?!
I just killed myself! Oh my god, I'm a throwing! It's like fucking I do ain't!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh why did that come to me?
Yeah!
Hey!
How?
Oh!
Yeah!
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I suck at that gun, bro!
You're not hitting a dude, like it was not good.
Oh my god, that's kidding me.
Our fucking closest bro.
Yeah, I'll try and I'll get to another one.
Nah, I'll try.
Okay, I've just missed every shot I out.
All right.
Oh, no way.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh no, no, no, no!
No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Huh?
That had ended a good.
Oh, I know that I win, that I win the best one.
What?
It was probably gonna meet, yet there's weapons, man.
Oh no!
No!
You want that one?
Oh, no no no no no no.
How are you now?
Oh my god, my god, my god.
I'm going to black hit you.
Oh my god I took the good I saw it oh my god
Oh my god boys I got a lot of this
Oh my god, I'm chubby as well, I'm talking to you.
Oh my god, that's so much of it.
Oh my god.
Four o'er.
Oh, good.
That claim was good.
I didn't expect that.
That was fine.
That was fine.
Fuck man.
TG's bro.
That was good man.
TG's bro.
That was good man.
Oh.
Well, bro, we got to run some shit.
Get into the future sometime.
Run some other one.
Yeah, I'm bad. Well, 100% I'm bad dude. Even if it's just a yeah, bro, if you're ever doing it,
yeah, I'd like to mention at the same time. Yeah, but feel free to call me whenever we could just be
even. Yeah, like I saw you, I saw one of you YouTube videos, it was like about like just being a
creator, like the creator's dilemma and stuff like that. Oh, and then you can't you can't
go in like side tanges within the tangent, we're like side rambles within the ramble and I thought
I was in that shit, I was like, hold me sit like sometimes I go on a rambles two of
people say I get sidetracked now about you know I see myself like doing the same shit
that Joe's doing and the things that you were saying you're like, oh I don't know how many
people are going to relate to this, I'm still going to put it out there, whatever the fuck
you know what I mean? Well you know granted that I am a creator myself, I just related to a
lot of the things that you were saying and that's always a good thing. Well thank you bro.
Yeah. Yeah. Well I'm just, all right well I'm about a half out of year now
Yeah, I'll fucking end stream.
Hope you got a, hope you have a fun time
commentating the boxing fights tonight.
We're not commentating the judging.
Desi, I'll pull up like a joke.
Oh, it did.
Yeah.
I got to take my final shot.
Six.
Cheers, brother.
Oops.
Oops.
Well, I, I'll probably tap into the stream tonight
to see you judging.
But outside of that, bro, we have a good rest of your fucking day.
And yeah, I'll catch you soon.
I appreciate you so, man.
I take care of chat.
Thank you, bro.
Yep.
I'll catch you, bro.
Take care.
I love you, Edward.
I love that guy.
I'm happy we streamed together.
That was a fun, bro, V bro chat.
I'm happy we did that format.
Like a bunch of random shit, you know, just like straight content.
Like, like, I, I, I, I, we originally were going to do something that was like more,
like, serious, and I was like, bro, we should just do some games.
like not like fucking rainbow, rocket league, geo.
No, I said, people are going to do the S&P on Monday.
But chat, yeah, I'll be going tomorrow.
Yeah, everybody go follow Edward.
I'm going to be live tomorrow at 2 EST.
Probably we're going to be doing reacts of the charity stream for
Palestine Children's will really fun trying to raise like 10k.
I'm going to be matched chatstone as Monday.
I'm going to be doing the S&P as well as Fortnite.
4.9, maybe some archrater, some other random shit, then Tuesday, I'm not live one
day, so I try to admit that I'm gone to 5th to the 9th, I'll be vlogging 2, 3, 2 videos
when I'm gone, but yeah, then we'll be back running out stream, HA charity, late February,
but outside of that there's so many other games that we're going to be playing that are
dropping as well as the Etsy review and some other shit we're going to be doing, but yeah,
pretty old, I'll be on fun and I will catch the all later, we're, oh Arthur, thank you for the
Fucking 10 gifted subs brother. Move it up. Arthur thinking of the 10 subs bro. I hope you guys
Had a fun time streaming. I are hope you guys have a fun time watching out of fun time streaming. Kate
Ever that followed sub gonna set up and we're gonna call that shit there
But yeah, that's fucking sick. Yeah, genuinely that was a fun string and I will see you guys tomorrow big charity stream
Probably around two maybe 130 but probably two
and yeah we're gonna fucking call that there. Let's fucking raid. Who do we want to
raid? We can raid Edward. I don't know how long he's streaming though.
This is not good. Need that green shoes? You need a detox. I need to.
I had to leave. How did it? How did it go? Did you win anything?
Yeah, we'll raid Edward. I'll give it to you in my peace streamer for a little bit.